VoldemoRt y u no use magic to make nose
FOX news Y U no have news about foxes?
Gap between my arms Y u no weird blue background also?
.01% of germs y u no die?
Internet explorer y u no good at exploring internet?
AMERICA Y U NO USE METRIC SYSTEM?!
How I SUPPOSED TO GET EXPERIENCE... ...IF U NO HIRE ME!?!?!
FACEBOOK Y U NO HAVE DISLIKE BUTTON?!
MATH Y U NO SOLVE UR OWN PROBLEMS?
photoshop why u no sell photos?
Rihanna
GHostbusters... y U no tell me number to call??
bed y u only comfy in morning?
I don't always make meme's but when i do
Zombies Y U NO EAT EACH OTHER!?!
KONY Y u no take justin bieber
UGLY GIRL Y U PLAY HARD TO GET WHEN U ALREADY HARD TO WANT
usb plug y u no fit in right way first time
AMY Whinehouse y u no go to rehab?!
steve jobs y u no respawn?!
bottle thrown at justin bieber y u no molotov cocktail?!
HOT 15 YEAR OLD GIRLS Y U NO 16?
potato chips  y u no fill whole bag?
RUSSIANS y u no select the right language on memegenerator?
fruity shampoo y u no taste  as good as u smell??
Mom y u not know online games cannot be paused?
sarcasm y u no work on internet?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
meme generator users y u no give me more upvotes?
TED y u no tell us how you met their mother
pink floyd y u no need no education?
commercial y u no same volume as show!?
i make meme y u no press up arrow?!
dora y u no get gps ?!?
universal remote y u no work on universe?
PAPER Y U NO HAVE ctrl-z?!
Girl looking for prince charming  Y u no check friend zone?!
Facebook couples yu no use private chat
Google Y U NO LET ME FINISH TYPING?
INTERNET y u nO LET ME STUDY
Victoria y u no tell us your secret?!
ASIANs Y U KNOW?
Forever alone! Y U NO FIND OTHER FOREVER ALONE?
i held the door y u no say thank you
Ugly girl y u play hard to get when u already hard to want
Team rocket y u no catch a different pikachu?
Strong black woman y u no need man?
textbook y u no have ctrl f?
GOOGLE Y U NO CHANGE YOUR LOGO FOR EASTER
Mayans Y u no finish calendar?
zubats y u no leave me alone
milkshake Y U NO BRING BOYS TO THE YARD
Y u no guy y u sound asian in my head?
internet explorer y u still a browser?
Light! Y u no travel faster than neutrinos!
Forever alone guy y u no get cat
SOPA Y U SOPAKING STUPID!?
Bad grades y u no smoke weed and get high?
Meme Generator y u no have me as logo instead of that frog?
hands y u no have same amount of fingers?
your password or username has been entered incorrectly y u no tell me which one
Random Person WHY U NO RATE THIS?
brain y u so tired all day but no want sleep at night
TEAMMATES Y U NO REVIVE ME?
RIHANNA
fox news Y U no have news about foxes?
parents y u no understand u cant pause online game
RICK ASTLEY Y U NO GIVE ME UP
y u no just click the up button!
Ketchup Bottle y u no stop farting all over my fries!?
HarRY Potter Y U NO use gun to kill voldemort
neighbor's free internet y u no faster?
HEY TEACHER Y U NO LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE!
AWESOME
vegetables y u no taste like bacon!?
POKEMON Y U NO HAVE MULTIPLE SAVE SLOTS?
Facebook Game requests Y U NO leave me alone?
repeated memes y U no have delete button?
ROOM Y U NO HAVE CTRL-F
Mtv y u no play music anymore?
wal-mart y u no sell walls
commercials y u no use inside voice
public breastfeeding women y u no wink back?
kanye y u no interupt bieber!?!?!
Girl in heels Y u no understand u no look sexy when u walk like bambi
Dogs why u no eat homework?
Justin  bieber Y u no choose a gender
YOuTUBE y u change
ChIP bAG Y U NO FILLED TO THE TOP
sleep 10 hrs y u no feel rested
Patriots Y u no catch passes?
internet explorer users y U NO USE FIREFOX OR CHROME
Anonymous y u no hack facebook?
real slim shady why y u no stand up
batman y u so serious?
i don't always create memes but when i do i use the wrong ones
Halloween girls y u no slutty every day???
If you like it y u no put ring on it
meme generator y u no stop telling me to log in
LAST DROP OF URINE Y  U NO LEAVE MY UNDERWEAR ALONE?
memegenerator.net y u no keep old layout!?
MEME GEN ASK'S 'Y U NO LOG IN' I ASK
KONY y u no KIDNAP BIEBER
rihanna
asian women y u no shave?
fastfood y u no make me fast??
i miss ur call
Americans Y u no learn something about the rest of the world?
America  Y no use metric system?!?
Adele Y u no find someone like me?
GIRLS Y U SO COMPLICATED ??!
Mr. & mrs. bieber Y u no use condom?!
Jason Russell Y U NO MAsturbate at home?
Justin Bieber Y U NO DEAD
MASTURBATION Y U NO WORK IN SHOWER
last 8 seasons of the simpsons Y U NO FUNNY?
I 'like' all your pics Y U No have sex with me?
Green land Y U No Green?
pregnancy y u no have ctrl-z ?
pop tarts frosting  y u no cover edges
Invisible children y u no invisible to kony ?!
black hole sun y u no come?
God y u no take justin bieber insted of steve jobs?!
internet y u no let me sleep
meme makers y u no make area between my hands blue too
Commercials y u no same volume as show
NICE SONG Y U NO MUSIC VIDEO?
iphone charger cord y u no reach bed?
youtube's advertising y u no let me skip u?
Bob the builder y u no help in japan
Stuffy nose y u switch nostrils
Victoria y u no tell us your secret?
america y u no vote for ron paul?!
hey teacher y u no leave them kids alone?
Harry pOTTER if u so magical
USERS Y U NO UPVOTE?
youtube layout y u no stay same?
MEME AUTHORS Y U NO NOTICE WHITE SPACE BETWEEN MY ARMS?
THE REAL SLIM SHADY Y U NO STAND UP?
y u no select language? y u no detect language?!?
girls y u no stop making duck faces?!
RANDOM BONERS Y U ALWAYS APPEAR AT CLASS?
fox news  y u no have news about foxes
cat why u no point ass in other direction?
axe body spray y u no get me laid?!
BODY!!! Y U NO TOLERATE LACTOSE?!
hey
hey creator of this template... y u no fill in the space between my arms blue
facebook y u always change shit?!
memegenerator y u always down
video y u kill the radio star!?!
justin bieber y u no stop singing
bing y u no do barrel roll?!
facebook y u no support gifs?
Bear grylls y u no drink water?
MCFLURRY Spoon Y U No straw too?
Mayans Y u no finish calendar
nike y u no just do it yourself?
people making arrow-knee joke: y u no funny?
victoria y u no tell me secret?
angelina jolie y u no take konys CHILDREN
bed is comfy in the morning why u no comfy at night?
rich people  y u no share???
Dora The explorer y u no get gps?
SUPPORT GUY Y U NO GIVE ME AMMO
Pedobear Y u no take Justin Bieber with you?
Insanity wolf y u no in prison?
1% germ y u no die?
people on memegenerator y u no have original ideas?
chihuahua y u no realize i can kick u
SKYRIM Y U NO LET ME DO HOMEWORK
FRODO y u no just fly on eagles into mordor?
meme generator y u no let me delete mistakes?
Gym teachers Y U No healthy!?!?!
Mouse hand y u so cold!?
brock y u no open eyes
Kanye West Y u no let me finish!!?
grades y u no smoke weed and get high
george y u so curious
hitler y u no finish growing moustache?!
BACON y u no stay same size when I cook you?
to all parents y u no understand we cannot pause online games
adobe y u no stop making updates
Pizza delivered at home Y U NO LOOK LIKE IN THE IMAGE FROM THE SITE ?
Diabetes y u no let me have pancakes?
yahoo answers.. Y u no smart people?
Brain Y u no think of something good to put here?
alL THE OTHER KIDS WITH PUMPED UP KICKS Y U NO RUN?
I said glass of juice! Not gas the jews!
MTV  Y﻿ U NO STICK WITH THE WHOLE MUSIC TV IDEA?!?
degree y u no help me get job?
WOODCHUCK Y U NO CHUCK WOOD?
voice y u no sound good when i sing?
FAT GIRLS y u wear short clothes?
I LOVE YOU Y U NO SEND ME NUDES
Professor Y u no think i don't have other classes?
memegenerator y u so slow?
ENEMY CORPSE Y U NO LEAVE ME A DECENT GUN?
Youtube y u no let me skip ad?
Edward Y U NO DIE IN SUN
memegenerator y u no support lower case letters
Sarcasm Y u No work over text?
UNITED STATES Y U NO USE METRIC SYSTEM?
Facebook Y u no have dislike button
justin bieber y u no choose a gender?
Boys i made a milkshake
skyrim guards y u no wear knee armor!?
justin bieber y u no get killed
MEME GENERATOR Y U NO REMOVE RANDOM TRIANGLE BETWEEN MY ARMS
strip clubs y u no sell chicken strips
INTERNET Y U NO LET ME SLEEP?
Facebook Y u no have dislike button
CLOSE UP Y U SO CLOSE
Fat people Y u no stop cosplaying !
Classmates Y U No Return PEns i borrow you
princess peach y u no not stop being kidnapped
hollywood y u no stop making crappy remakes
meme generator y u no load faster?
Eminem y u no afraid?
i dont always make memes but wen i do  i use the wrong ones
korean y u no hang out with non-korean
SCHOOl. Y U NO LET ME SLEEP?!
GOD  WHY Y U NO GIVE US EXTRA LIVES?
Timon and pumba y u no have worries?
life y u no ctrl-z
smartphone users y u no smart?
harry potter y u no use guns!?
NEIGHBOR Y U WIFI SO SLOW?
everyone! why u no stop for hammertime?!
milkshakes y u no bring boys to my yard
memegenerator y u no let me see what memes i have created and what memes i like
Wikipedia y u no place some ads and stop askin 4 donation
Walking dead y u no make more episodes
YES Y U NO NO?
weekends y u no longer
TOILET WATER Y U NO LEAVE MY ASS ALONE?
y you no studying
Math y u no grow up
Memegenerator.NET Y u no iPhone app???
new games y u so short and easy?
ALARM CLOCK y u no just stfu
Justin bieber y?!
beyonce y u no go to the right?
Ducks Y u no make girl face?
My creator? Y U No fill in triangle between arms?
tarzan y u no have beard
loud fart y u no quiet
Rebecca Black y u no pick a seat
money y u no grow on trees ?
Spanish Exam y u no in english?!
you saw this picture y u no click 'like'?
asian girl y u no like fat white nerd?
RUSSIANS Y U NO GET YOUR OWN MEME-SITE?
Rolling stones y u no get satisfaction?
GIRLS Y U NO LIKE ME?
Music industry y u no release good music anymore
WEDNESDAY.... Y U NO FRIDAY!?!?!
APPLE JACKS Y U NO TASTE LIK APPLES?!
Parents Y U NO COME IN ROOM WHEN I STUDY!
stupid people y u no sterile?
y u no colour in little white triangle between my arms?
DEAR SANTA CLAUS: Y U NO EXIST
BUS Y U NEVER ARRIVE SAME TIME AS ME
Catdog y u no take shit
Icecream truck y u no come to my street
Meme generator y u no erase the blank between my two arms
MOST INTERESTING MAN IN WORLD Y U NO vary SENTENCE STRUCTURE?
Skype Y u no stop trying to install toolbars?
government  y u no stop stealing from us
SOPA Y U NO leave internet alone?
Government y u no leave internet alone?
amnesia patient y u no no u
POWER RANGERS Y U NO USE THE MEGAZORD FROM THE BEGGING?
Pokemart in first town y u no have pokeballs?
WTF 4S? Y U no give me Iphone 5
meme generator y u so hard to navigate?
americans y u no use 24h time format
Microwave y u heat bowl and not food
Ice-Cream Truck Y u no come down my street
ted y u no met their mother yet?!
FACEBOOK Y U NO HAVE DISLIKE BUTTON
meme generator y u no let me delete my crappy memes!?
George Zimmerman  Y u no let trayvon have skittles?
invisible children y u no tell donors only 30% of donations go to the cause?
angry birds y u so angry
U... YES U! Y U NO STUDY?!?!
YOUTUBE Y U RECOMMEND FACE-LIFT SURGERY VIDEOS
tiny piece of shit y u no flush down toilet with rest of shit
WHITE SPACE BETWEEN MY ARMS  Y U NO BE LIGHT NAVY BLUE?
RICK ASTLEY Y U NO GIVE ME UP?
FACEBOOK Y U NO JOIN THE PROTEST AGAINST SOPA?
pepsi and coca-cola y u no join forces and make super-drink?
APPLES Y U NO ACTUALLY KEEP DOCTOR AWAY
Bruno mars if u were feeling lazy
Bieber hair Y u no get me ladies
chatroulette y u no have girls?
0.1 percent of germs y u no die?
Friday why u no come after sunday
Arsenal y u no win anything every year?
school internet why u no feckin' load
Sopa y u no go away?
Coca-cola y u no taste good after eating chocolate
REBECCA BLACK Y U NO STOP AFTER ONE
people y u no learn the difference between atheism and satanism?
mtv  y u no play music
life y u no have quicksave?
Skyrim guards y u no have better knee armor??
AMERICA Y U NO USE METRIC SYSTEM
memegenerator y u no let me delete this
greece y u no see doctor for depression??
Memes y u no generate yourself?
Weekend Y u no last longer?
earphones y u no untangle
Money y u no grow on trees?
self y u no have motivation to be good student ?
Hairdresser y u no cut my hair as i imagine it on my mind
shameful memories y u no leave me !
WILLIS Y U NO TELL HIM WHAT U TALKIN ABOUT?!?!?
Memegenerator.net Y u No remember my language?
brazzers y u no free
FACEBOOK Y U NO HAVE DISLIKE BUTTON?!
History Channel Y U No Show History no mo?
Boys
time Y U NO slow down
Bruno mars y u no catch grenade for me?
american idol y u no just go away forever?
NORTH KOREA
americans y u no use metric system?!
yoU! Y U Read this meme in asian accent??
HOT GURL Y U NO HAVE PUBLIC FACEBOOK?
Skyrim y u no out already?!
ashton kutcher y u no funny like charlie
bear grylls y u no grill a bear?
hamburger y u no made of ham?
my generation y u no listen to good music?
Justin beiber y u no balls drop?
I SEND U LINK Y U NO LAUGH AT LINK
red bull y u no give me wings?
PAINT Y U NO HAZ TRANSPARENCY!?
I'M A LOSER BABY Y U NO KILL ME??!?
7 billion people on earth y u still single?
alarm clock y u no wake me up??
memegenerator.net y u no have better servers?
Final Exam  y u no all multiple choice
MC hammer y u no let me touch you?
United States Y U No separate church and State??
Most interesting man in the world y u no always drink beer
FACEBOOK y u no make dislike button!?!?!?!
Y U NO PUT ANYTHING ABOVE ME!?
MEMEGENERATOR Y U RUNTIME ERROR
someone else in bathroom y u no able to pee?
Gwen stefani y u no hollaback at me?
Alcohol! y u let me have fun and no let me remember it!?
artist of meme y u no color between my arms
sean paul y u no speak english
i make you milkshake y u no come to my yard?
0.01% OF GERMS Y U NO DIE?
READER Y U ALWAYS READ THIS IN ANGRY CHINESE MAN VOICE !?
Meme generator y u no let me make meme
humpty dumpty y u no sit on bench like normal person?!
Justin bieber y u hire girl to pretend she has your baby?
Walmart Y U No sell wall?
HOT girls ON FACEBOOK Y U NO MAKE SUMMER BIKINI PICTURES PUBLIC?
Nickleback y u no stop?
LIFE WHY U NO GIVE LEMONS?
Youtube advertisement why u no always have 5 second skip button!?
Chatroulette y u no have slutty girls?
hp laptop y u no be cool down?!
Juice box why u no last longer???
Obama Y U No bailout Twinkies
GIrls ?y u no call me maybe
water fountain y u no shoot water higher so i don't have to makeout with u?
Math book! y u no have  EVen answers?!
gandalf y u no let me pass
government y u think criminals will obey gun laws?
apple & samsung Y u no work together to make uberphone?
DollAR Store y u no sell stuff for exactly $1 ?!
yogurt lid y u always spray yogurt everywhere
'y u no log in?' y u no let me scroll?
If you like it y u no put a ring on it
silent fart y u so deadly?
SChool Y U Start So Early?
ALEJANDRO Y u no respond to lady gaga?
hand y u no fit in pringles can
myspace y u no just give up?
FIFTH DENTIST Y U NO RECOMMEND TRIDENT GUM?
Internet y u no let me study?
Mom y u no nothing about computers
Internet Y u give me annoying  voice
religion y u no make sense?
WINNie the pooh y u no wear a shirt that fits?
School y u no let me sleep?!
journey y u no stop believing?
nickelodeon y u no bring back invader zim?
tea y u no taste like u smell?
jack black Y U NO BLACK
CAKE WHY U NO TRUTH??
FACEBOOK'ers Y U USE  HASHTAG?
Parents y u no close my door all the way?
Strippers Y U No love me when money gone?
Big mac! y u no bigger?
Feelings y u no communicate with brain first?
Hey u y u no imagine me with pleasant voice?
Youtube Y u no have auto-replay button
Rattata y u no stop appearing?
bad grades  y u no smoke weed and get high
Mondays WHY you no take holiday?!
valve y u no make 3?
Facebook Y U NO have automatic birthday messages?
family guy creators y u no kill meg instead?!
Y U NO IN CORRECT ORDER? Text
carly rae jepsen Y U NO ASK ME TO CALL YOU DEFINITELY
pretty girls y u no at my school
little fat birds y u so angry?
google Y U NO Stop Your Guessings And Let Me Complete My Sentence?
y u no use meme correctly?
SARA! Y U NO CHANGE RELATIONSHIP STATUS?!
cartoon network y u no come back?
memegenerator people y u no thumbs up my memes
hey Skyrim warrior y u no buy knee armour?!?
FUrniture y u no stop trying to break my feet fingers?
CLASSMATES Y U NO UNDERSTAND WHAT MEMES ARE
U.S Government y u no represent 99%
MC HAMMER Y U NO TOUCH THIS?
Bitches y U No Stfu?
meme generator y u no autoselect language
SWEET BROwn y u no got time for that
MRS BIEBER Y U NO USE CONDOM
Music Industry Y U NO GOOD ANYMORE!?!
math problem y u no solve yourself?
Justin bieber y?!
Ugly Girl in my class  why u no shut up and sit down ?
life y u no have checkpoints?
pop up ad why u no give me my million dollars?!
BONER IN OFFICE Y U NO SOFT?
people who make ufo videos y u film with shittiest camera ever?
memegenerator y u no save my upvotes
facebook friends y u no like my memes
WINDSHIELD WIPER Y U NO WIPE TRIANGLE AT BOTTOM OF WHINDSHIELD?
Weights y u so heavy!?
neighbors y u no has unlocked wifi?
LV_100_Magikarp Y u no evolve
pigs y u no flY?
black man y u no stay alive in movies
facebOok y u no have dislike button?!
Government why u no let me download illegal movies.
pink floyd why u no need education
Senior year  Y u no as cool as i thought u would be
Thin people  y u no eat food
Edward elric y u no drink your milk
blank space between my arms y u no colored blue like rest of background!?
page 404 y u not found?
Google hurdle game Why u no give me 3 stars?
Y U NO TEXT BACK WHEN U TEXT ME FIRST?!?!
Carly raye jepsen y u no call me maybe?
MR. BEAN Y U No make new episodes?
ted mosby y u no tell how you met your wife
mirror y u no make me  look good
Neighbor with loud kids Y U NO BEAT THEM?
toyota y u no stop when i push on the brake?
PARALLEL UNIVERSE Y U NO PERPENDICULAR?
FB users y u put hashtag (#) on your status
Laptop chargers y u no be all the same!
KANye Y u no let me finish?
star wars y u no have stars fighting
PRINGLES
BROWN COWS Y U NO MAKE CHOCOLATE MILK
u say brb y u no come back?
balls y u no drop
Atheists Y U NO talk about Muslims
mind y u no come up with good jokes
DBZ Y U NO POWER UP IN ONE EPISODE!?
Rick astley y u no give me up??
memegenerator!!! y u no let me upload new picture!?
MEMEGENERATOR Y U NO LOAD FASTER?!
OBAMA Y U NO GOOD AT DEBATES?!
women Olympic gymnasts y u no boobs?
Y u no color the inside of my arm right
STEVE JOBS Y U NO REBOOT!
kanye west y u no let me finish?
JUSTINE BIEBER Y U NO STAY IN JAIL?
404 Y U Not FOUND
English Professors
myspace y u no give up?
if you like it y u no put a ring on it
cat y u bite me after you ask me to pet tummy?
KONY Y U NO TAKE JUSTIN BIEBER?
Girl Scouts y u no sell cookies year round?!
ALl The PsyCHICS
L y u no sit properly
ROOMMATES Y U NO TURN OFF LIGHTS WHEN U LEAVE ROOM?
warriors y u no come out to play?
Mc donald's y u no deliver?
MILKSHAKE Y U NO bring boys to the yard?
Dollar Store y u no sell gasoline?!
College Y U NO CHEAP
brain y u no focus on test?!
YouTube Y U look so different?
ChilEANS! Y u no play minecraft!
FACEBOOK y u always change
THESIS Y U NO WRITE YOURSELF?!
Meme y U make me procrastinate
philosophy degree y u no give me job
Make milkshake Boys y u no in my yard
.01% of germs Y u no die
BLACK PEOPLE.. Y U NO SURVIVE IN SCARY MOVIE?
One does not simply use the wrong meme
facebook y u no have facepalm button?!
CaMERA Y U NO MAKE ME LOOK GOOD?
ELEVATOR CLOSE BUTTON y u no work?
attractive people on campus y u no in my class?
eyebrow #1 y u not same as eyebrow #2
ADELE Y U NO FIND SOMEONE LIKE ME?
Ugly girl
Dora y u no get gps
This generation y u no use proper grammar?
SKYRIM Y U NO LET ME SLEEP
America y u No Riot Like Everybody Else?
memegenerator.net y u no let me create memes w/o publishing in ur website ????
Victoria Y U NO TELL SECRET
y u no leave baby at home for batman premiere?
COD Character Y U NO die when i headshot u
PIKACHU Y U NO EVOLVE?!
chickens y u no dance?
KANYE WEST Y U NO INTERRUPT MY CLASS
I wrote instruction y u no read?
skyrim y u no let me think about other things
facebook y u no have dislike button?
Philosoraptor  why u no everything
MC HAMMER Y U NO LET ME TOUCH THIS?!
Socks Y  U   No come in pairs out of the washer
Ron weasley y u no tap dat sooner?
Microsoft Word Y U No use times new roman size 12 font as your default font setting?
football players y u no listen to me when i shout at tv?
Olympic closing ceremony y u no have doctor who?
MEme genErator Y u no change new images?
Fast food Y u no make me fast?
Follows 157493 ppl on twitter
nyan cat y u no stop?
bird y u no see window
adele why u no find someone like me?
Y u no be my girlfriend?
MONEY Y U No grow on trees!?
Erdoğan Y U NO siktir git amk?
gas prices y u no go down as fast as you go up?
Obama Y U NO Live in black house?!?
refrigerator y u no have food?
parents y u no tell kids shut up at restaurant ?
pharoah y u no let my people go?!
Facebook Y U no keep one design?!
stupid girls y u no like decent good guys
Brains y u no remember at exam?
not sure if i'm retarded or just using the wrong meme
america y u no have kinder eggs??
YOU y u no get off internet and do something
Headphones Y U No stay untangled
haters y u no stop hatıng?
wisdom teeth y u no wise?
fox news y u no talk about foxes?!?!?
FUTURAMA FRY Y U NO SURE OF ANYTHING
Girlfriend y u no accept your cuteness
WOMEN Y U NO MAKE SENSE?
mom y u talk while im watching tv!?
Mass effect 3 y u no end well?
Zombieland 2 Y U No being made?!
amy whinehouse y u no go to rehab
CLASS Y U NO ASK QUESTIONS?
SoPA PIPA Y U NO block your own websites?
Niners! Y u no beat giants?
Rihanna y u no remember ur name?!?
Marijuana Y U No smell inconspicuous?
ROOMMATE Y U no WARN ME OF SEXY TIME?
haters yu no like my gay music
XBOX Y U NO LET ME STUDY
Haddaway Y u no tell us what love is
MARIJUANA Y U NO LEGALIZED
Google Plus Y U make Youtube crap?!
Fox News Y u no have news on foxes
Memes Why don't you use correct grammar?
YOU! y u no stop reading memes and get back to work
Victoria y u no tell secret
Bed Why U SO COMFORTABLE IN MORNING AND NOT IN NIGHT?
Apple y u no use google maps
NETFLIX Y U NO HAVE BIG BANG THEORY ON INSTANT WATCH?!
has 3 drinks y u no able to get boner?
Earbud Headphones y u no stay in ears?
THROWSHOTGG U NO TEAM FIGHT AS 5 WHEN UR TEAM AHEAD
British weather y u no make sense?
facebook why you no have down vote
'Y' KE ON M KEBOARD u NO WORK PROPERL?
money y u no grow on trees?
memegenerator.com y u no have bookmark picture?
Honey Badger y u no give a shit
Princess y u no in this castle?!
Chinese food Y U No make me chinese
red bull y u no give me wings?
I TXT U Y U NO TXTBAK?!?
meme generator y u no guess the language used?
Grades y u no smoke weed and get high
knowledge y u no stay in brain
internet y u no let me study
tarzan u been in jungle whole life y u no have beard
carley rae jepson y u no give me phone number
balls y u no drop?
Textbooks WHY Y U NO HAVE CTRL+F?
Kony y u no get arrested like jason?
the simpsons y u no give up
HAMBURGER Y U NO MADE OF HAM?
DORa Y U NO GET GPS??
u y u no studying!?
people y u no vote me up
me  y u still alone?
FINGERTIPS Y U NO SHOOT FORCE LIGHTNING?
Rebecca black y u no pick seat
balls y u no itch at appropriate times?
Coffee y u no...zzz
FOX nEws Y u no have news about foxes
lysol y u no kill other 0.1% of germs
NBC !!!! Y U CUT TO Commercials during olympic EVENTS?!?!
neighbors y u no remove wifi passwords?
ladies! y u no stop doing duck face?!
UGANDANS Y U NO HIDE YO KIDS?
elevator Door close button y u no close elevator door?
sKYRIM MAN WHY U NO DODGE THE ARROW!
New youtube y u no centered?
fbi copyright warning on movies y u no fast forward?!
one does not simply use correct meme
fedex y u come when no one is home
Antiviruse Y U no better than virus?
Service engine light y u no go away
windows 7 y u no stop configuring updates and boot the hell up?
LIfe y u no stop screwing people
y u no guy y u no know grammar
CALCULATORS Y U NO HAVE A SIMPLE TURN OFF BUTTON?
WEEKENDS Y U NO LAST LONGER!!!
Internet explorer Y U so slow
Christmas music y u start so early?!
service y u no available?
FACEbook chat Y u no let me see who's online when I appear offline?
mc hammer y u no let ME touch this?
modern pop artists y u no as good as in the 70's
SONY Y U NO HAVE SECURITY
FACEBOOK CHAT Y U NO WORK?
meme makers y u no check spelling?
Everyone Y U No use memes correctly?
People Y U NO MAKE GOOD MEMES
WALKING DEAD Y U NO DECOMPOSE ALREADY
bald 'y u no' guy y u no has sexy hair like me??
fry y u no sure of anything?
MTV Y U NO PLAY MUSIC VIDEOS ANYMORE?
Dora The explorer  y u no get gps?
FAST FOOD Y U NO MAKE ME FAST
Wall mart Y u no sell walls?
ASH KETCHUM Y U NO CATCH THEM ALL
Neutrinos Y U No Slow Down?
america and england y u no use si system
VEGETARIANS y u no stop eating my food's food?
NYAN CAT Y u no stop?!
crappy meme creators y u no stop
shit y u no come out
one does not simply use the wrong meme
Robben y u no stop shooting penalties
space between my arms y u no blue?
hand y u no fit in pringles can
Spanish people y u post memes no one understands
Rick astley y u no give me up?
RICK ASTLEY Y U NO GIVE ME UP?
TED mosby y u no meet your wife
hot girl I wanna stalk why u no make a timeline?
Skyrim guard Y U No have knee armour?
DEXTER Y U NO DO BIEBER
FART Y U NO SMELL LIKE THE FOOD I JUST ATE?
memegenerator y u no remember my language?
MEME GENERATOR y u ask for language when i post a meme?
justin bieber y u no hit puberty?
people y u no make funny memes
SHABBIRV Y U NO GO OUTSIDE FOR ONCE?
people reading this y u read this in asian accent?
Bart Simpson Y u little
LOUD FART Y U NO STINK???
Christians y u no believe in unicorns too?
america y u no vote ron paul!?
Girls doing duckfaces y u no see it's not hot?!?!?!
youtube in fullscreen Y U no keep buffer!?
auto correct y u no read my mind?
Facebook Y U NO STAY SAME?
AmericanS Y u no mind own business
SKYRIM MERCHANTS Y U NO HAVE MORE GOLD?
METALLICA Y U NO MAKE ANOTHER THRASH ALBUM ?!!
play cod and shoot you in the face 3 times but get shot in the foot and die y u no realistic
cool people y u no go to lemonparty.org?
REPUBLICANS Y U NO INCREASE TAX FOR THE WEALTHIEST 1%?
english majors y u no choose real major?
VILLAGE PEOPLE Y M C A?
snorlax  y u no move out of the way
AMerica Y u no leave britney alone?!?!?!
steve jobs y u no live forever??
pandemic ii y u no let me kill madagascar?!?!
never say never y u say never twice?
MTV y u no play music?
NSA y u no find flight 370?
government y u no govern?
AXE shampoo y u no get me girls
WORLD Y U NO END?
September ended y u no wake up green day?
Hey woman teacher having sex with underage boy y u no there when I went to school?
(Y U NO SELECT LANGUAGE?) Y U NO SELECT FOR ME
MONEY Y U NO BELONG TO ME
meme generator y u Cannot insert the value NULL into column 'HasAutoSubscribed'
00.1% of germ y u no die?
GOOGLE Y U NO LET ME FINISH
Memegenerator why you no tell me if someone already made the same meme?
Batman
philosoraptor y u no ask google?
ROSE from titanic Y U NO LET JACK on door too?
memegenerator  y u delete ALL MY MEMES?
SANTA Y U NO GAVE ME A REAL POKEMON LIKE I asked YOU ??
mOTHERS Y U NO TELL US WHAT U WANT FOR cHRISTMAS?!
Hey Teacher
Charlie sheen
weekend Y U not started yet
(╯&#176;□&#176;）╯︵ ┻?┻ ┬─┬ノ( &#186; _ &#186;ノ)  Y U FLIP MY TABLE?
Lady Gaga Y u no turn telephone off?
orange y u no rhyme with anything ?
victoria!! y u no tell me your secret?!?!?
SLENDERMAN Y U NO CHASE FOREVER ALONE GUY
Pee Y u no leave me alone I sleeping
Carly rae jepsen y u no call me maybe
Rick astley Y U NO give me up?
girls in booty shorts?! y u no wear hooker heels and complete the hoe look?
Baha men Y u no tell us who let dogs out?
People who add me on facebook y u no talk to me at school
DRYER  Y U NO GIVE BACK ALL MY SOCKS?
STUDENT WHO RAISES HAND DURING LECTURE TO TELL POINTLESS PERSONAL STORY  y u nO stfu?
THE SIMPSONS Y U NO EVER GET OLDER?
Rick Perry Y U No considerate human being?
BLACK HOLE SUN Y U NO COME?
Homework Y U NO make yourself
SEXY BISH FROM LAST NIGHT Y U NO SEXY NOW!?
EILEEN!! WHY YU NO COME ON?
Belgium y u no have government
memegenerator.net y u no auto select language?
internet people y u call spelling 'Grammar'
.1% of germs y u no die
sony why u no show us the actual ps4 console?
People Y U NO use memes correctly?
justin bieber y u no stop singing !!
Congress Y U No stop making crappy internet censorship bills?
Mr. and mrs. bieber y u no use condom?
dentist  y u talk to me when i cant respond?
m&m's y u no have eyes like in picture
FARTS Y U NO WAIT TILL HOME
Y U No WRITE ON TOP OF MEME
ENGLAND Y U NO KEEP BALL
zombies y u no eat each other !
people y u no read this in regular tone?!
Dream Theater y u no make short songs
Dad y u no turn on fan when you take a dump
ORANGE JUICE Y U NO TASTE GOOD AFTER BRUSHING TEETH
cartoon network y u no bring back toonami
Timeline y u no change to old facebook?!
Internet Explorer y u no obsolete yet?
alarm clock y u no STfu!!!!
Tofu Y U No Tasteful?
healthy food y u no taste good
uGLY PEOPLE Y U PLAY HARD TO GET WHEN U R ALREADY HARD TO WANT?
Facebook y u no give us timeline choice?
nike y u no just do it
radio y u no say the name of the song
ADULT SWIM Y U NO HAVE NEW METALOCALYPSE??!
m.c. hammer y u no let me touch u??!?
food y u taste better when mom cooks you?
facebook!!! y u no let me work on important shit!?!?!?
Pigs Y u no leave angry birds alone?
teacher y u no let me use wikipedia?
bread y u no have even amount of slices!?
meme why u no pronounced memey?
SLUTS Y U SEND NUDES TO EVERYONE BUT ME
Facebook friends  y u poke me
Meme generator y u no like my memes
Manti te'o Y u no hAve girlfriend?
MOM Y U NO UNDERSTAND MEMES?
Romeo y does thou not check juliets pulse
dollar store y u no sell gas?
vacations y u no longer?
Pokmon y u no let me catch u all?
XBOx live gold y u no free?
life y u no come with instructions
TODAY Y U NO FRIDAY?!
Ted mosby y u don't tell us how you met your wife ?!
gandalf y u no let me pass?
KOOL-AID GUY
Chuck Norris Y U NO HATE JUSTIN BIEBER?
Sara y u no change relationship status?
A.C.T.A Y U NO respect privacy?
Hey Packers Y U No Win?
McDonald's Y U NO HAVE ONION RINGS??
NORWAY Y U NO EAT MARGARINE?
Teacher Y u no leave kids alone?
facebook y u no add dislike button!?!?
woman y u no show me boobies?
justin bieber y u no hit PUBERTY?!
meme generator!  y u no update faster?
modern warfare y u no change
RAIN!!!! y u always make traffic jam?
Forever alone guy y u no use e-harmony?!
Y U no Sleep at night
Christians Y U NO read Bible?
popcorn bag y u no pop all kernels!?
GIRL WITH BIG BOOBS  Y U NO JUMP uP AND DOWN?
EXAM Y U NO WRITE YOURSELF
Shitty plot Y u no get better?
bullies y u no see that harassement not funny?
'Y U NO SELECT LANGUAGE?' Y U NO SPEAK ENGLISH
99.9% hand sanitizer y u no add .1%
Teen moms Y U NO USE BIG OL BOX OF CONDOMS
every other language  y u give inanimate objects gender?
Skyrim GUARDS y U NO HAVE KNEE PROTECTION???
eminem y u no afraid?
LOUIE Y U NO FINISH YOUR SLICE OF PIZZA?
spongebob y u no let patrick be dirty dan
temple run dude WHY YOU NO GET TIRED
anthony davis y u no shave
PEETa y u no hand katniss bread
Teacher Y u give better grade to person who copy me
People in village y m c a ?
Dora y u no kill swiper?!
Memes Y u so hard to explain to normal people?!?
UNo y uno?
Microwave BURRITOS  y u no heat evenly?!?
INTERNET EXPLORER Y U NO CLOSE
German kezboard z u no qwertz
SLEEP Y U NO COME
Sex with boyfriend y u no last more than 30 seconds?
Downloading at 0kb/S leechers
FRIDAY Y U NO COME FASTER ?
apple y u no use flash?
JESUS Y U NO RETURN ??
the killers y u no human and dancers
memegenerator.co y u no have spell check?
Ketuchup y u fart on my fries
Y U SAY THE NEXT MOVIE LINE 5 SECONDS BEFORE ACTOR DOES
memegenerator.net Y u no delete copies of the same image??
i have milkshake! boys! y u no come to the yard?!?!
Cotton eyed joe y u no tell us where you go
gandalf y u no let me pass
body Y U NO need to take dump before shower
ELBOW Y U NO LET ME KISS U?
mcdonalds y u no make krabby pattys
judge judy y u no let me talk
after sex pee y u no go straight
90's Y u no comeback?!
Jesus why you no take the wheel?
bro y u no come at me?
weather man y u lie to me
CANNIBAL Y U NO EAT YOURSELF
bad music; y u no leave my mind.
Idiots Y U NO PARK PROPERLY?!
BLACK HOLE SUN Y U NO COME!?
GLOBAL WARMING Y U NO WARM ME IN WINTER?!
meme population y u no vote me up!?
DEVELOPER Y U NO TEST BEFORE COMMIT?
chuck norris y u no... never mind
OLD FRIEND Y U SO SHY?
fast food soda y u no have less ice
Scotty?  Y U Don'T know?
AM NOT GAY Y U NO BELIVE
Pokemon y u no 150 anymore?!
Y U No guy Why U NO get rid of pink spot in between arms?
I gave u money y U no sex
keygen music y u no stop playing?
Ctrl  f Y U No work everywhere
MEME GENERATOR Y U NO DETECT LANGUAGE!?
MRS.BIEBER WHY U NO USE CONDOM?
MY LITTLE PONY y u no big pony?
meme generator y u no generate memes?
America Y U NO USE METRIC
Taco Bell Why y NO Sell Choco Taco
CRUSH Y U NO DATE ME
if you like it than y u no put a ring on it?
rick santorum y u no go back to 13th century
Cops Y U No Eat Donuts like movies?
Underwear Y u no stay out of crack
cross country girls y u no hot?
y u no stop wasting your time looking at memes?
Adele y u no find someone like me?!
y u no have top text?
Professor Y u Think ur class is only one?
mirror y u no on u y
Ctrl-Z Y U No work on paper?!
sexy y u no come back
Reality  y u no fun?
SOpa Y U NO STOP?
audience y u no applaud
fight fire with fire? y u no use water?
Man UTD Y U NO QUALIFY
GUY ON MAURY Y U NO THE FATHER?
KE$ha y u no take it off?
mw3: Teammates y u no good?
college y u no let me sleep?!
facebook !!!!! y u no have dislike button !!!!!!!!
Highest rated memes Y U NO Funny?
Tryndamere y u no die
Gandalf y u no let me pass?
I Post Y U NO LIKE?!?
hAIR Y U NO WHIP BACK AND FORTH
American University y u no be cheaper?!
rANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR y u nO rANDOM?
youtube y u no get rid of google plus
Youtube y u redownload on rewind?
meme generator y u no buy faster servers?
YO
Silent fart Y u no silent
Meme generator y u no let me post without selecting language
pop-ups y u no really give me an ipad
LANCE ARMSTRONG Y U NO HAVE STRONG ARMS?
hot pocket y u no cook evenly
math y u no stop having problems?
Troll y u no in the dungeon?
People in my country Y u no stop stealing 9gag posts and translate it
taco bell y u no nextdoor ?
beauty sleep y u no give me beauty?
y u no like me? because my face fat?
irrationally priced unhealthy food y u so good?
Jesus y u no celebrate santa's birthday??
JIMMY CRACK CORN! Y U NO CARE?
e flat y u no d sharp?!?
BRAIN Y U NO THINK OF MEMES
Workers of the world y u no unite?!
period y u exist
SOCIETY Y U NO QUESTION YOUR BELIEFS?
PHONE Y U NO STAY INSIDE ME POCKET?!11?!1
People y u no proofread meme before posting?!
Pizza Hut y u send me coupons that my restaurant DOESN'T accept?
valve Y U NO MAKE FULL LIFE?
EDWARD CULLEN Y U NO DIE IN THE SUNLIGHT
y i have 4 fingers on 1 hand and 3 on the other?
memegenerator y u no let me generate without selecting language?
KIDS ON XBOX Y U NO HIT PUBERTY?
phone with advanced technology y u no charge yourself?
mtv y u no have 'm'?
Hey i just met you y u no call me
USB drive
Internet Explorer y u no gtfo my life?
Milkshakes y u no bring boys to my yard?
Ash y u no catch them all
ONE DOES NOT SImply mix up two memes
Thin mints y u no make me thin?!
shitty song y u get stuck in head
girls y u no have other words than 'aahw'
hairstylist y u no cut my hair like picture?
Facebook Y u no stay same? Change no good.
someone tells you they like your fb photo y u no click 'like'?!?!
NIcki minaj y u no take medication
alcohol y u no let me remember?!
Assignment y u no do yourself
FACEBOOK CHAT Y U NO MEME EMOTICON
Cod MW3 Y U No longer
2nd floor guy y u no take stairs
Hands Y U No make Kamehameha?
Wi-fi wi you no fi?
MEMES Y U NO FUNNY IN OTHER LANGUAGES?
Netflix y u no have good movies?
Karma Y u no Like me
facebook y u no work properly?
People on escalator y u no walk?
GIF y u no move!?
games y u so addictive
nature y u no let me hit puberty
SUPERMAN Y U NO SUPER WITH GREEN ROCK?
MONEY Y U NO INFINITE?
y u say hi then go offline?
webcam y u no take good pictures
MOTHER Y U SO TECHNOLOGICALLY IMPAIRED?!
MASON Y U NO TELL ME WHAT NUMBERS MEAN
Girls y u no show boobs?
towel y u no stay dry?
miley cyrus y u no have ass?
Memes Y u no let me go  to  bed?
SARAH CONNOR Y U NO COME WITH ME IF YOU WANT TO LIVE
mission: y u no possible?
hot girl y u no smart?
print job y u no cancel!!?1!
douchebag y u wear sunglasses at night?
okay yolo we get it y u no stfu?
Women In the olympics Y U No Boobs ?
MEME generator! Y U NO let me create login
JENNY Y U NO HAVE AREA CODE?
Parents Y U NO understand You cannot pause multiplayer
Panda Express y u no sell pandas?
youtube y u don't have repeat button?
gamestop y u no have original box?
Invisible Children y u no shoot him yourself with the gun he gave u?
lysol y u only kill 99.9% y u no kill 100%
teammates y u no like my ideas
Blanket y u no cover all of me?
INTERNET Y U NO LET ME DO HOMEWORK
UNIVERSITY Y U NO CLOSE BECAUSE OF SNOW STORM?
OBAMA Y U NO MAKE CHANGE
pee y u no come out in one stream?
Hogwarts Y U NOT REAL?
Y U No Get this joke
it's 5 o'clock in the morning y u no sleeping
skyrim shopkeepers y u no have any money?
MTV WHY U No play music??!!
HEY BRO Y U NO COME AT ME?
ppl reposting the top captions y u no think of ur own stuff?!?!?!
BLACK PEOPLE Y U NO MAKE GOOD MUSIC ANYMORE?
BELLY  Y U NO SIX PACK ?
mcdonalds y u no have hot dogs?
Free Speech y u no actually free?
sneeze y u no come out?
CAMPUS INTERNET Y U SO SLOW?
Cutter on plastic wrap box y u no cut plastic wrap!
Brock Y u no open eyes
JUSTIN BIEBER Y U NO SOUND LIKE MAN
'Any girl would be lucky to date you' Then Y u no date me?
meme gen y u no let me log in?!?!
Mc hammer Y u no touchable
Candy Crush Y U no have undo button
slim shady y u no stand up?
YO
Meteorite! y u no hit Justin bieber
BROKEN RECORD Y U NO Y U NO Y U NO
QWER T Y U Iop
farts y u no go away when i walk into other room
Lady gaga y u no look like lady?!
apple y u no hire american tech support?
Skype y u no close if i want you to close
cartoon network y u no give toonami bigger budget?
BATMAN y u so serious?
Girls from school  Y u no date me
i have milkshake y u no come yard
Ravens why u not so raven
FACEBOOK CHAT Y U NO WORK PROPERLY?
Freddy krugEr Y u no Use neosporin?
playstation y u no give up on handheld systems
Life
Metta world peace y u no peaceful
sour patch kids y u no just be all red ones?
facebook  y u no put dis-like button???
THESIS Y U No write urself??
kinder eggs y u no legal in the u.s?!
ash ketchum y u no grow old?!
simba y u no wait to be king?!
Girls  why u no like me ?
Maxim y u no go full nudity
TEAMMATES Y U NO FOLLOW TaCTICS?
Victoria Y U No share your secret?!?!
rolling stone y u no gather moss
Girl i like y u no Have facebook?!
WOMAN Y U NO MAKE ME SANDWICH
hollywood y u dont know the difference between mexicans and spaniards
SKRILLEX Y U NO SHAVE THE OTHER SIDE TOO  ?!
Dogs Y U NO EAT homework?
grammar y u no has?
Girls whit mini skirts Y U NO BEND OVER
i-carly y u no funny?
Answer y u not in book?
US GUV Y U NO FIX BUDGET?
girls Y U NO MAKe first move
Memegenerator y u no delete repeat memes?!
Victoria Y u no tell me your secreT
y u no  assume english is the selected language
Textbooks Y U No have ctrl+f?
christians y u no read bible?
Scorpion why u no finish him
SANITARIUM Y U NO﻿ LEAVE HETFIELD BE?
storm troopers y u no trained better?
my memes y u no get upvotes
Mom Y u no understand it takes longer than two seconds to save a game?
y u no write top text?
Dog Y u No Give ball back
泰德是一个巨魔。 Y U No TRANSLATE?
MEWTWO Y U NO GO IN POKEBALL
childrens films  y u no tell truth about life ??
Inside joke y u NO outside?
FOX NEWS Y U NO HAVE NEWS ABOUT FOXES?!
diablo 3 y u no work
ANGRY BIRDS Y U NO HAPPY?
annoying facebook girl y u no spell words properly?
U C ME rollin' Y U NO h8in'
silverfish y u no look like fish?
beastie boys y u no sleep 'til brooklyn?!
PRETTY GIRLS Y U NO THINK YOU're pretty?
Teacher y u no actually teach????
crush y u no respond to my message
sex y u no happen to me?!
girls y u no take my virginity?
Russia y u no lose
bear grylls y u no drink apple juice?
Wife y u no make me sandwich
scooby doo y u no tell me where r u
jews y u no like my haircut?!
Rum y u all gone?
link y u no listen?
kIM JONG IL Y U NO KIM JONG HEALTHY?
justin bieber y u no hit by bus?
christmas y u no here??
Wallet y u no have money inside
JACOB Y U NO WEAR SHIRT!
Edward y u no use condom?
psychiatrist y u no see my imaginary friend
Success kid y u no fail?
Skyrim Y U not Here yet?
madagascar y u no get sick??
IntelliGENCE Y U NO HAVE IT??
P.Diddy Y U NO WAKE UP AND FEEL LIKE KESHA
Life Y U NO GIVE ME SUPERPOWERS
Enemies y u no eat shit and die
CARTOON NETWORK Y U NO MAKE GOOD CARTOONS?
adolf hitler's father y u no wear condom?
casey anthony y u no report your child missing
testacles y u no drop
Tea Y U NO TASTE LIKE U SMELL?
village people y u no mca
boobs y u no stop making eye contact with men?!
Miley cyrus y u no stop
Call of duty Y U No make WWII games anymore
Monday y u no tuesday?
Mcdonalds Y U NO DELIVER?
SMART KID Y U KNOW?
Y U NO RECOGNIZE CDROM DRIVE
i have milkshakes y u no come to yard?
y u no upvote?
Face Y U NO FLAWLESS AND BEAUTIFUL
Facebook users! y u no stop sending game request!
If you really liked it Y U no put Ring on it???
LEGEND OF KORRA Y U NO SHOW US ZUKO?!
y u no add top text
herpes y u no stay in vegas?
Y U No  Let me have the world?
girl making duckface y u no kill yourself?
women y u no order ur own fries?
women y u no make sense??
puppy y u no poo outside?
Chemistry Y U want to be like maths?
milkshake Why y u no make boys come to my yard
DAMN WOODCHUCKS
xbox y u no ps3?
facebook y u no put dislike button?
pretty girls y u no love me
scary movie y u no scary
GIRLS Y U WITH GAY GUY?!
hitlers father y uno pull out?
MC Hammer y u no let me touch it?
Girlfriend y u no leave me blanket
ctrl+c ctrl+v y u no work on money
Youtube Y U no stay the same again?!?!
Teenage girls y u no keep boobs in shirt?
Fox News Why u have no news about foxes
Teacher y u no make good joke
rick astley y u no give me up?
Toilet Seat Y U NO Warm?
Slim shady Y U no Call stan he left his cell his pager and his home phone at the bottom?
Video ads y u faster than video
vOLDEMORT y u no hug bellatrix?!
Pirate bay. y u no give me free Lamborghini?!?!?
ALgebra y u no die??
Shortest distance from point a to b Y u Always under construction!?
Link Y U No Give Saria Hug and Kiss before you leave Kokiri forest forever?
Pants from dryer Y U NO STAY WARM??
LORD VOLDERMORT Y U NO NOSe?
Netflix y u no have dragon ball z ?!
Mosquitoes Y U no stop biting me
person who made this why did you not use improper english?
Peyton Y U NO THROW STRAIGHT?!?
winx club y u no get cancelled
yoda
Information y u no stay in head
College professor y u no speak english?
Money y u no grow on trees ?
I GAVE YOU NUMBER Y U NO CALL ME MAYBE!?
call of duty y u no let me kill tha other player?!
black people and white people y u no actually black or white?
america y u so retarded?
Valve Y u no count to three?!
Horror movie people Y u no have common sense
Xbox 360 Y u no Have kingdom hearts?
the stupid 30-second ad played just fine Y U no play rest of video??
dad  y u no vacuum in afternoon!
muscles y u no get big
IdeaS y u no coMe When i need you
one does not simply choose the wrong meme
chex mix y u no have enough little brown cracker pieces?
Brain-  y u no think of funny caption?
person on facebook y u no stop commenting on every post i make
LEBRON Y U NO JUST GO BALD?
justin beibers dad y U NO USE CONDOM?
pinnochio y u get erection on face!?
Democracy y u no work in society
Curiosity Y u no stop killing my cat?!
i luv you y u no send me nudes?
boobies y u no there when bra come off??!
Inspiration Y u NO come at convenient time
Facebook teens y u use memes
EA Y U no make game without multiplayer issues
PEOPLE WHO ARE READING THIS Y U NO GET LIFE!?
December 2012 y u no here yet?
GPA Y U NO HIGHER?!
Wisdom teeth Y U No leave me alone
KEPLER 22B Y U 600 light years away
Fart Y U NO SILENT
weekend y u so short?
wikipedia y u no include my interesting life story
ASIAN Y U NO STUDY?
Class y u no end?
Women why u no make sense ?!
WIFE Y U NO ANALSEX?
AMmericans y u no lock doors in movies!?
solar energy y u so expensive if sun free
american woman y u no stay away from me?!
Megavideo y u no let me finish movie?
justin bieber y u no stay in canada?
my internet y u no fast?
Honey badger y u no funny without gay narrator?!
hips y u no lie
Gatoraid y u taste like shit after i brush teeth
SCARLETT JOHANSSON Y U NO BUY A BETTER CAMERA ?
BRAIN Y U NO SLEEP?
ELROND y u no push isildur into lava??!!1
Google PLUS Y U NO COLLAPSE COMMENTS
Stupid people y u too stupid to know u stupid?
cell phone  y u no stay charged
Google y u no make real pokemon google maps app
EYES Y U NO HAVE CTL F
MEME GENERATOR Y U NO HAVE SIGN UP BUTTON?
Forever Alone Y U No find other forever alones?
Internet y u no fast like described by your provider
Ketchup bottle... y u no stop farting on my fries?
MEme Y u no let me sleep
dumb kids why you no no
SHIT IN TOILET Y u no flush?
foreign friends on facebook y u no update news feed in english?
mEME gENERATOR-'Y U NO SELECT LANGUAGE ' ME-'Y U NO SHUT UP?'
skyrim soldiers y u no get better knee armor
arms and body y u no as detailed as face?
fox 4 news y u no have news about foxes?
Smart Phone Y U No make me smarter
Pretty Girl on Facebook Y U NO Let Me See Pictures?
CHILDREN... Y U NO GET IN MY VAN?
LIFE Y U NO HAVE CTRL+Z?
George Michael y u no dance again?
female relatives  y u no let me jerk off in peace?
Government y u no smart?
Netflix/Lovefilm y u no have 'big bang theory'
Journey y u no stop believing?
Big Bad wolf y u no use door?
MIlkshakes Y u no bring boys to my yard
Terms & Conditions Y u NO Short
Hulk y u bully loki
Girl in heels y u no undrstnd u like Jenga tower when u drunk?
Justin timberlake y u no be more realistic. Cannot cry whole river
Walmart Y U No Open All Registers
women who drink diet coke y u no lose weight?
KRISTeN stewart y u no act
ted y u no meet mother?
Ginger Y u have no soul
MONEY Y U NO GROW ON TREES?
memes  y u no provide income
Hogwarts Y U no just give kids lists of magic words to memorise?
taco bell y u no have bells
BattleField 3 russian Y U No speak russian?!!
Subway  y u no cut my sandwich
doctors y u no like apples ?!?
Magnets y u no work on women?
LMFAO Y U No actually workout?
A.d.d y u no- oh look a cat!
JUSTIN BIEBER Y U NO IN THE KITCHEN???
Apple srsly Y U no make good earphones?!
MONEY Y U NO IN MY WALLET?
LADY GAGA Y U NO JUST TURN OFF TELEPHONE?!
asians Y U NO HAVE GINGER ASIANS?
Honey Badger Y u NO CARE?
RE-Posters! Y U NO CREATIVE ?!
MW3 y u no fix host migration
Amy Andrada from burbank Y u no tell me you have std?
Tution Fees Why u Hike and No get Tired?!?
Cartoon network producers  y u no smoke weed anymore ?!
windows media player y u no good at playing media ?
RICK AStley y u no give me up
u Say 'lol' y u no laugh out loud?
GIRL I LIKE Y U NO break up with your jerk bf?
justin bieber y u no die?
Modern music y u no stop aspiring to JAGGER?
TEACHERS  Y U NO HAVE SENSE OF HUMOR
IF U CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT ME Y U NO DEAD YET?
teachers y u no check homework when i made it
santa y u no use front door
flux pavilion y u can't stop??
RIHANNA Y U NO STOP THE MUSIC?
non-mainstream band y u suddenly use autotune when u hit the bigtime
I say i love you. y u no give me blow job?!?!
Philosophy U no y?
time y u run so fast!
winrar trial y u no end?
ASH Y U NO KEEP LARVITAR?
i make sammich y u no eat it
hey i just met you and this is crazy but here's my number so y u no call me?!
Math Y u no solve your own problems?
Y U NO Understand MOM? Can't pause online game
CANDY Y U NO LAST FOREVER?
Miley cyRUs y u no stop showing ur tongue
meme generator
One does not simply type text onto the wrong meme
Nathan Fillion Why u no come to phx Comic-Con
TV's Y U NO HAVE ADBLOCK?!
tax return y u no come as fast as you leave my paychecks?
little white triangle under arm y u no like rest of picture
Alta&#239;r y u no swim?
online people y u no believe me?!
Y U no hit 'clear' Or just let microwave go 3 more seconds?
Youtube y u no change back
Mommy y u no accept me FRIEND request
Black hole sun y u no come?
BEEF JERKY WHY YOU SO EXPENSIVE?
Monday Y u no Friday?!??!?
england y u no play good football
C COMPILER Y U NO TELL ME WHERE THE SEGMENTATION FAULT IS
hot female friend y u no let me touch your ass?
common sense y u no common??
cute guys y u no smart?
art y u no make sense?
NORTH KOREA
skyrim!! Y U NO end
memegenerator y u no generates my memes sometimes?
Grandma Y u no wear bra
Lay's chips! y u no fill up whole bag??
test information Y u no magically get in my brain?
fox y u no let us have more firefly
LIFE Y U NO HAVE RESTART BUTTON !
winter y u no leave ?
Patriots Y u no win superbowl?
ROXANNE Y U NO put on the red light??
INTERNET eXPLORER y U NO CAN BE MORE LIKE fIREFOX OR CHROME??
mtv y u no show music videos?
Skyrim character y u no take arrow to somewhere else
GF'S period is late Y U NO BLEED?
google y u no make stephen hawking's birthday doodle?
jk rowling y u no write a new saga and save this generation
CARTMAN y u no shut up fatass
*sent a text to the girl i like* Y U No answer me right now?
Santa
Y U NO STAY ONLINE WHEN U ASK QUESTION?
angry birds y u no just ask for eggs back
SKYRIM WARRIOR Y U NO BY KNEE ARMOR?
GIRLS y u no use pockets instead of boobs?!
LIMITLESS DRUG Y U NO REAL?
LUKE Y U NO JOIN THE DARK SIDE?
religious people Y U NO Think rational?
People Y U no Sleeping?!
Anonymous y u no hack facebook!?!
mullet y u no pull bitches for me?!
Soy milk y u no milk?
Teacher y u no stop talking?!?
america y u no eat salad?
Math Y U no solve your own problems?
youtube  y u let us get rickrolled
Little Dog Y U No be quiet?!
justin bieber y u no admit gayness?
GUy in next stall Y U NO courtesy flush?
Tobi y u no tell me who u really are?
Girl's Facebook  albums Why NO you have bikini Pictures?
Y U NO SEE YOU BELONG WITH ME!
brand new gaming console y u no grant me everlasting happiness?
PROFESSORS  WHY U NO WANT ME TO SLEEP???
krillin Y is destructo disc so useless
hp printer y u no stop telling me i low on ink
0.1 percent of germs y u no die?
teachers y u no learn how to use media?
FACEBOOK Y U NO SHOW the NEW POSTS BEFORE the old ones ?
america y u no learn from history
disturbed Y U NO down with the sickness?
EYES Y U NO UNSEE 2 GIRLS 1 CUP
Dryer Y U no give back my socks?
AMERICAN FOOTBALL Y U NO CALLED HANDEGG?
Zombies Y U no eat each other
memegenerator y u no make ads without sound?
EMPLOYERS Y U NO HIRE me
neighbors y u no remove wi-fi passwords?
Sickness y u no down with it?
facebook y u no delete game requests
Amy ANDRADA FROM BURBANK Y U NO TELL ME YOU GIVE ME HERPEs?
u added me on facebook y u no talk to me at school
y u no talk to me y
real life lesbians y u no hot?
Minecraft.net
police y u no drive speed limit
Drugs
frodo y u no give us the precious?
food y u no cook yourself!?
valerie y u no come on over?
REDBOX Y U NO HAVE MUPPET MOVIE!?
Bro  y u no come at me?
dream y u no come true?
LIFE Y U NO GIVE ME RESTART BUTTON
redbull... y u no give me wings!?
Weekend y u no last longer?
parents y u no believe me?!?!
Brain why you no study earlier?!
Cameraman Y U NO HELP THEM?
SpongeBob's Parents Y U NO SQUARE?!?!
memegenerator y u no let me study?
people y u no know y u no guy?
diode y u no obey ohm's law
JEREMY Y U NO KISS CANDACE
TWITTER Y U NO FOLLOW ME?!
Steam Y u no work properly?!!
internet y u become 100 times more interesting right before exams
higgs boson y u no show up
erection.. y u no go down at awkward time!
BF3 y u no have flight tutorial
semester y u not done yet?
TURKU POLICE Y U NO LET US PARTY!?
MC HAMMER Y U NO LET ME TOUCH YOU
girls y u friendzone your dream guys?
fox news y u no haz news on foxes?!?!
Occupy Wall Street Protestors Y U NO FIGHT THE COPS!?!?
Dog Y u no poo outside
wife y u no change relationship status to married?
joe paterno y u no call police?
body clock y u no know what time it is?!
Y U READ THIS Y U NO SAVE PLANET
calculator Y U NO LET ME DIVIDE BY ZERO?
NOOBs Y U NO STFU AND GET LIFE
life y u no have meaning
TI-84 Y U NO SOLVE MATRICES WITH IMAGINARY NUMBERS
marijuana y u no legal
Internet y u no fast
Journey fan y u stop believing?
I Like you Why y U no like me ?
faceBOOK Y U NO LET ME BE PRODUCTIVE
I pirate you... y u no work?!?!?
Math y u no solve ur own problems?
Controller Y U NO MAKE GIRLFRIEND SHUT UP?
Justin Bieber WHY???
Roxaaaaan... y u put on Red Light???  (U No have to put on Red light.)
Assholes y u talk shit about steve jobs?
Prince of persia y u no tell us your name?
facebook y u no let me read my messages?
Hipsters y u no realize you are mainstream?
SENSE Y U No MAKE
9GAG Y U NO ALLOW ME TO COMMENT WITHOUT FACEBOOK!!
y u no have condoms?
Girl who likes me Why u no exist
Meme generator Y u no Share newer characters on walls
y u no select language y u no select it for me ?
id catch a grenade 4 u y u no do the same
paradigm y u keep changing?
Stewie y u no try to kill lois anymore
4 hours play skyrim y u no save?
blessing y u come in disguise
Y u no be my Valentine
doors y u no close yourself
video  y u no available on mobile
Captcha code y U NO Easy to read
girls y u so hard to talk to?!!
ghosts y u no show yourself
real slim shady y u no stand up
poo y u no come out
HOT GIRLS Y U NO GO TO A BAR ON THE SAME DAY I DO
voters y u no elect lesser of three evils?
CARTOON CHARACTERS Y U HAVE ONLY 4 FINGERS?!
twilight series? y u no turn to night already?
Y U NO USE MEME RIGHT?
y U No online 3 min. after comment?
history y u repeat yourself?
milkshake y u no bring boys to the yard?
avengers why u no invite spiderman
Snow white y u kristen stewart
Y u no Give up and go to bed
weed y u run out!?
Zombie Apocalypse
girls! Y U no tel us u like us
Y U NO? LOOK CLOSE?! ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)!﻿
both headphones y u no stay in at same time
People asking stupid questions on Apple Forums y u no use google??!!?!
hUNGER GAMES Y U NO MORE GORY
JEts  y u no get good quarterbacks?!
College Kids Y U No Stop Making Stupid Memes?
SCIENTISTS Y U NO FIND PROTHEAN ARCHIVES?
y u no love me?
MEME GENERATOR Y U NO HAVE MORE MEMES
SPONGEBOB
mesh shorts y u no have boner protection?
justin bieber y u no go fight hook with the other lost boys?
Team rocket y u no catch a different pickachu
Metallica y u no do a good album?
Balls Y u no itchy when I'm alone?
SOPA y u no f████ yourself
Sticker Y u no come off in one piece
potatoES y u no taste like chips?
CRUSH Y U NO MINE?
PARENTS  Y U NO MORE RICH?
Justin bieber why you no die in a hole?
Hey you y u no study?
Mom y u no pack snack pack!?
POPCORN Y U SMELL BETTER THAN U TASTE
Lottery Y u no let me win!?!?!
Cowboys Y U Always Let Me Down
hey kids y u light fireworks all day in front of my house?
woke up this morning... y me no feel like p-diddy?
REDBULL Y U NO GIVE ME WINGS
Nickleback y u no give nickle back
DAMMIt YAHOO! MAIL Y U NO USE BACK BUTTON!!!?
DORA Y U NO HAVE GPS?
Girl why u no make sandwich
Red lobster y u no serve breadsticks too?
Santa y u no like poor kids?
wife y u no stfu?
look left>>>> y u no follow directions !?
AMERICANS Y U NO EAT SALAD?!
my head!!!! y u no have ears
mw3 y u no different than other modern warfares?
Lady gaga y u no dress like normal people
facebook y u no have dislike button
wORD DOCUMENT! y U NO RECOGNIZE MY NAME!?
guitar picks y u no stop disappearing?
Starburst Y U no always cherry
BEn and jerry's y u no let me lose weight
BODY Y U NO LOOK GOOD??
pikachu y u no get in pokeball?
Racial Jokes Y U make people think I'm Racist
angelina jolie y u no adopt me?
TOP 1% Y U NO PAY TAXES?
hot guy y u no look at me?!
money y U GONE AFTER WEEKEND?
Mission Trips Y u need bachelors degree to feed the hungry?
drug dealer Y u so unreliable?
chinese people y u no open your eyes?
9GAG Y U NO LET ME LOGIN WITHOUT FACEBOOK?
The Wicked y u no get any rest
KIRSTEN STEWART Y U NO HAVE EMOTION?
マーティ ホァング y u NO HAVE ENGRISH NAME?
rebecca black y u no black?
Woman Y U NO EASY TO UNDERSTAND
fat girls y u no lose weight?
U pretTy last night Y u no pretty now?
FACEBOOK Y U NO INTERESTING ANYMORE?!
Y u no say Why you no?
Jon Snow Y U no Know?
Washing Machine  Y U NO GIVE BAck OTHER SOCk!
Favourite clothing y u no last forever?!
SONIC TEAM Y U NO MAKE GOOD GAMES ANY MORE?
THERE
YouTube y u no change resolution?
INTERNET WHY YOU NO LET ME WORK
xbox y u no do 360?
Internet Y U NO FAST?
CALIFORNIA Y U SO COLD I GOTTA VACATION IN LAS VEGAS?!?!
toilet paper y u no clean ass with one wipe
aztec y u no mayan
0.1 germs y u no die?
2PAC?  Y U NO COME BACK FROM CUBA AND SAVE RAP?
Manti Teo  Y u no skype girlfriend
eminem y u no collab with hopsin
online people y u no good grammar
Droids y u no ones i'm looking for
y u no use good template??
spell chek y u no chek spell
christmas break y u no here yet?!
chris nolan y u no make another batman movie?
self y u no let me sleep!
All of my statuses are about you WHY u no like?
crush y u no text me ?
people on Meme geNERATOR Y u no funny?
Siri  Y u no love me
consuela y u no get your own lemon pledge
HELP DESK Y U No help?
Internet Y U No Let Me Be Productive
batman y u so serious?!
walking texters y u no look up?
meme generator y u no let me delete my memes?
Mexicans Y U NO click spanish flag
LIFE Y U NO BACKGROUND MUSIC
Math Problems Y u no solve yourselves
1% Y u no retire???
gets up to turn light off y u no tired anymore
USB sticks y u no fit the first time?
y u no accept  his free gift of salvation?
u say bye y u no stop talking?
nicki minaj y u no make real music??
blizzard support Y u no reply
America y u no vote ron paul??
Hey teacher y u no leave kids alone
i work hard y u no hire me?
Conversation Y u have awkward silence?
Winter y u going away so slow?
facebook y u no book?
Mr. beiber y u no use condom???
TOOL y u No come out with new album
Cocaine y u no kill charlie sheen?
BATTERY Y U NO LAST LONGER
Hagrid y u No knock down my door
Cartoon network y u n play cartoons!?!?
Life y u no have instructions
Woman y u not in kitchen?
Mobile Internet y u no go faster?
winter y u no snowing?
Girls
Santa y u no stop watching me?!
fat y u no go to boobs
Report Y U NO Write Yourself?
bro y u no come at me
Spongebob Y U NO GET UR LICENSE YET?!
Brain Y u no want study?
all mw3 players Y u no play bf3?
Life y u no be simple
justin bieber y u no die
people in public restrooms y u no shit silently?
guards Y U NO DODGE ARROW?!
Justin  Y u no have baby
Justin bieber y u no die ?!
K-mart Y U no sell k?
people of Skyrim y u no believe im dragonborn?
teacher y u no leave those kids alone?
2PAC Y U DIED BEFORE YOU could kill justin bieber?!
Balotelli y Always u
Tracton control y u no let me drift
hıghschool giRls Y U NO HAVE SEX WITH ME?
steve jobs y u no run life.exe?!
green pigs Y U NO KILL BIRDS
LAPTOP Y U NO SET IN LAP WITHOUT GETTING TOO HOT
JERSEY SHORE CAST Y U NO DIE IN A CAR ACCIDENT?
Jesus Y u no come back yet?
fridge y u no have more food since i checked 5 minutes ago?!
*CHECKING OUT TWO HOT GIRLS ACROSS THE ROOM- 'I HAVE HORRIBLE PERIODS'*  Y U NO TALK QUIETER?
T MOBILE! Y U NO HAVE BARS?
Y U NO SELECT LANGUAGE?! Y U NO DETECT LANGUAGE?!
MEMe GENERATOR Y U NO HAVE different TEXt sizes?
CREATOR Y U NO GIVE ME HAIR
haters y u hate?
Facebook y u make so many meme about it?
ABYSS Y U NO Stare back?
FACEbook y u no stay the same
irene y u no worse
Y U NO TELL ME ABOUT THIS EARLIER
Y u no  Fill in little white space between arms
Adam sandler
Civilization Y U no Sustainable?
NIckelodeon y u no a 90's nick channel forever
COSTCO Y U NO TAKE CREDIT CARD
Y U no  take me off group text messages?
jesus die for u y u no return favor?
Youtube!!!!!!111 Y u no get rid of google plus?!?!?
People making memes Y u no spell right
'UFOs caught on camera' videos Y U Always poor quality
SLENDY Y U NO TAKE BEIBER???
justin bieber  y u no die?
school y u start tomorrow
dad y u no wear condom
WHY U SO  HITLARIOUS
westboro baptist church y u no leave everyone alone and go to hell
blackberry and apple y u no fruits!!!
Rick Astley Y U NO GIVE ME UP
meme generator y u so addictive!
hitler y u no hav blond hair
if you like it then y u no put ring on it
Pineapples y u ruin pizza
girl with big boobs y u no share?
Torrential rain? Why you no close roof!!.
Web video player Y U NO Hide cursor in fullscreen mode ?
ted mosby y u no already show me how you met my mother?
money y u no grow on trees?
person before me y u no flush???
Summer Y u no stay
mcdonalds Y U NO LET ME HAVE IT MY WAY?
ENTREPRENEUR y u no build that?
card trick man y u no let me shuffle?
Employers Y u no hire me?
Na+/K+ pump y u no make sense?
my jokes y u no get them
annoying facebook people y u no go back to myspace?
Fitted sheet y u no fit?
north carolina y u no let me marry my gay cousin
Secret service y u no buy american-made hookers?
borderlands 2 y u no come out sooner?
DEMONOID Y U NO UPDATE MY RATIO ?!
memegenerator.net y u no let me erase misspelled memes?
Kitty Kats Y U NO KEEP your ass in litter box when you make poops?!?
Stupid girlfriend Y U no get your period
Money Y U No Infinite?!
Naruto y u n love hinata
penguins y u no fly
20's Y u no last forever?!?
MONEY Y U NO GROW ON TREES
overheated laptop y u no turn on fan?
Mcdonalds y u no have curly fries
homework y u no do yourself
Shaq y u no make free throws
punk y u no dead?
Girls y u no like nice guys?
REd bull y u no give me wings?
INTERNET Y U LAG?
Danica Patrick Y u not in kitchen?
stone y u no kill two birds
Facebook Y U NO cREATE Dislike button?
WEIRDO WITH 5 COLOURS IN HAIR Y U NO TELL MCFLY YOUR NAME?
Jerry Sandusky Y u no touch women?
PROCRASTINATION Y U HURT SO GOOD?
RoSEtta stone y u no tell me what the words I'm learning mean!!
Flashlight y u no work when power out
Woman in horror movies y U NO want to live and do stupid things?
nokia 3310  y u no broke ??
DODGE WHY YOU NO WORK?!
Elijah wood y u no age
xzibit y u no pimp my ride
anime y u no subject in school?!
kids show writers y u no admit u do acid???
Types long heartfelt message for girl you like. y u no reply with more than just awwww?
THE WHOLE FU**ING WOLRD Y U NO LOVE ME?!
Dora why no u find the things near you
harry potter y u no use magic to erase scar?
Parents y u no knock first?
TV DINNER Y U NO LOOK LIKE PICTURE
HEALTHY FOOD y u no taste nice!?
SKyrim  y u no end
Teachers Y U NO stfu?
Memes y u no give phd?!
Internet y u no work well?!?!?!
HOMEWORK Y U NO WRITE YOURSELF?
GUITAR HERO Y U NO HAVE LED ZEPPELIN?
MW3 Y U NO LET ME HARDSCOPE?
justin bieber y u no dead yet?
PACQUIAO Y U NO K.O. MARQUEZ?!
ctrl+w y u no prompt first
Corn flakes y u no frosted?!
USB Y U NO FIT?
shakespeare y u no write english?
VOLdemort y u no make carmen sandiego a horcrux?!?!
TOMATO SAUCE Y U NO LEAVE MY WHITE SHIRT ALONE?
TEA PARTY Y U NO LIEK RON PAUL
family guy y u no good anymore?
Daft Punk Y u no release a new album???
ALARM CLOCK Y U NO WAKE ME UP
GABEN Y U NO FINISH  HALF LIFE 2 EPISODE 3
tower of piza y u no fall over
Black hole sun y u no come?
man in the mirror y u no change your ways?
Adult Responsibilities
BED Why u only comfy in morning?
japanese y u no stop making weird shit
MINECRAFT y u no update
ONE direction y u no give up?
facebook y u no stop sending me game requests
girls y u no go for the good guy?
Strippers... Y U NO make change for $1?
miley cyrus y u no stop twerking
Paul walker y u no drive that night?!
earbuds Y U No Stay untangled?
Why U No Believe in the Shield?
people y u no stop spamming random memes that say 'i have cancer'?
Miley Cyrus Y U NO PUT clothes ON
y u no come online when i'm online
Y U NO Stop making memes of me
ALIENS
BOLLYWOOD WHY U NO SPEAK ENGLISH
Steve Jobs Y U NO PUT USB PORT ON IPAD?
Pterygopalatine fossa why you so small
piers Morgan  y u no go home?
justin bieber why u no go through puberty?!?!?!
untimely boner y u no go away?
Online game industry Y U NO HAVE pokmon 3d mmorpg
capcom y u no make good games no more?
xbox live Y U NO put party watch back on netflix!?!?!
wifi signal y u no stay strong
HOMEWORK Y U NO DO YOURSELF
Shaylah Schmor Y U no admit u kill ashlee hyatt?
call of duty... why u no change?
Rich neighborhood Y U no give Halloween candy?
Romney Y U No Put Me In Your Binder?
meme generator y u no load faster?
SPAMMERS y u no got life?
maroon 5 y u no sing happy songs?
Parents y u no understand shit
y U NO  cALL ME MAYBE?
People on facebook y u no use meme right?
facebook say u seen my message y u no reply?!!?!?!!?!
mom y u no understand memes?
MILLer lite
google y u no stop ruining youtube?
Brangelina y u no adopt me
Life Y U NO Come With Save Points
SNEEZE Y U NO COME OUT?
Mr. president y u no recognize d-day
FACEBOOK FRIENDS Y U NO WISH CHrissy Happy birthday in real life????
annoying facebook girls y u no Post something normal
INFORMATION Y U NO STAY IN MY HEAD
Microsoft games y u no easier to install?
BeeMP3 Y U Make ME DO MAth FOR songs
Yahoo y u no hire monkeys to write articles
Mayan Calendar y u no stfu!
government why u no stop corruption
monday... y u no closer to friday?
protesters y u no like peper spray?
Memegenerator.net! Y U No have 'delete' or 'Edit' buttons?!?!?!
Bank Account Y U No SMOKE WEED AND GET HIGH?!
Headache y u no go away?!
ipod touch y u no have flash?
Vending Machine Y U No give me snack i just paid for
Spring break y u no last longer?
hunger games trilogy y u no let me put u down?
BRAIIINNN!!! Y U NO let me sleep peacefully?!
TaCO BELL Y U NO CREATE DORITOs TACO SOONER?!
Jesus luv u Y U NO LUV BAK?
ANGELINA JOLIE
Government Y u no care for the people?
girl having sex with for first time y u no take off bra?
aliens y u no realize not all earthlings are american
artists y u more famous when dead
Kanye WEst y u no interrupt beiber?
toilet paper y u no clean my ass
paper why u no write urself
apple (worth 480 billion) y u no pay chinese man more than $1 a day?!
Y u comment But no upvote???
LOVE Y U NO LOVE ME BACK
twilight fan y u no have culture?
Toilets y u no wait till I'm actually done?
pimple y u no die!?
PIPA
Ghost hunters Y u no shut up?! i Want to listen the ghosts
BIRDS Y U SO ANGRY?!?
GIANT FANS Y U NO LIKE MIDGETS?
HEDGEHOGS Y U NO SHARE HEDGE?
Ash y u no get older!?
work y u no let me play skyrim?
yoda speak normally
Old friend y u so shy?
AMERicans  y u no seriuosly do something about sopa
favorite team  y u never win
birds y u so angry?
Single Ladies Y U NO put ur hands up?
terrorists y u no bomb my school
Facebook Y U think i know person?
darth vader U LOOK 4 LUV IN ALDARAN PLACES!?!
math Y u no be easy?
FArmville  y u no let me grow weed
Dear Teacher
terminator  y u no come back?
iphone y u no has notification light
Profesoressa y u no tell me italian has 14 tenses earlier?
FACE Y U NO Pretty
stupid noobs y u no die?!
Y U No guy Y u No speak correctly
Joker y no serious?
MATHEMATICS y u no explain yourself?
F*ckin reposters Y u no die?!
CUTE FB GIRL Y U no accept my request ??
School Y u no have hour long time in halls like Tv show?
Pee Y u no go in one direction?!
man in the mirror Y U so ugly ?
16 WITH LICENSE  daddd y u no let me drive
SANTA Y U NO READ MY letter???
PILLOW Y U NO COLD ON BOTH SIDES
5th of november y u no remember?
obama y u no like jazz?? it always has changes
Periodic Table yttrium uranium nobelium
BRO y u no come at me?
GOOGLE Y U NO CHANGE BACK GOOGLE READER?
meme generator y u no have i lied meme?!!
Society Y u no love people more than animals!?
History essay y u no write urself!?!?
princess peach y u No thank mario for saving you?
PARENTS Y U NO LISTEN?
Joker Why you no serious
Students y u no turn to page 394
CRISTIANO RONALDO y u no pass ball???
brun0 mars y u n0 feel like d0ing anything t0day
philosoraptor Y U NO SURVIVE MASS EXTINCTION
Mozilla Firefox Y U No Responding?
detroit lions Y U no do good first half
meme picture y u no big enough for my joke?
resurrection Y U NO MAKE APP FOR THAT??
FACEBOOK! Y U NO LET ME STUDY??
Angry birds: y u no happy?
ANGELINA JOLIE Y U NO ADOPT ME?
School Assignments y u no type self
AMericans y u no educated?
XBOX
creeper y you no stop creeping
memegenerator.com y u redirect to 4chan?
You call me.  I call you back Y U No Answer??
selena why u no  staywith me
walking dead y u no kill main characters anymore?
Empire y u no cover small hole on death star?
bad guys y u no just shoot?!
JUSTEN BEBIER   Y U NO DIE
simpsons y u no have memes
y u study  IN EID !!
y u pull in front of me then slow down?
YouTube y u no force dislikers to explain why they dislike videos?!
memegenerator users y u no stop with the upside-down meme jokes
i like you  y u no like me?
memegenerator y u no let me delete memes?
JOhnny test Y u no go to hell?
BRAIN Y U NO COME UP WITH GOOD MEME?
YO
jay leno y u no retire?!
characters in scary movies
government y u make me pay for other peoples problems?
HOt GURL Y U NO want sexy times?
i catch a grenade for you y u no do the same
work y u no do yourself
Mojang y u make minecraft harder
BRUINS Y U NO WIN??
meme generator y u no have spellcheck?
It was a joke y u no laugh
emma stone... y u no produce sexy photoshoots ?!
Bully Y U No Use Colgate??!
Professors y u no answer emails?
neighbor y u no take password protection off the wifi
women footballers y u no swap shirts after the match ?
Y u No  Reply to my text?
youtube srsly
ipHone y u put send where i think backspace should be?
chicken  y u no stay same side 0f road?
Indian parents y u no let kids go to dances??
schools y u no start late ?
Life y u So complicated?
TEACHERS Y u No Be Like VSAUCE?!
LIFE Y U NO GET BETTER?!
shabbirv
f flat y u no exist?!
Airplane window y u no open?
i like you y u no like me back?!
NINTENDO Y U NO  win at making game consoles any more
FACEBOOK users y u no use memes correctly?
morgan freeman why u no read me to sleep at night?
Call me maybe Y u always on the radio?!
Justin Bieber Y U no sing like boy??
U so cute y u so far away?
AMY AnDRADA FROM SANTA CLARITA Y U NO TELL ME YOU HAVE herpes?
Debit card Y U NO HAS MONEY?!?
dear facebook
Phineas 
Police officer  y u no follow someone else
SHERLOCK Y U NO MAKE SEASONS EVERY YEAR?
Facebook y u no support animated gifs
Y U No In Bed?!?
Red bull y u no give me wings
woman y u no bring me sandwich?
Luigi and prince peasley y u no admit you two have a thing for each other?
Football y u no use foot???
BRAIN ..... Y U No WORK IN EXAM HALL?!!
FACEBOOK Y U NO LET ME STUDY?!
neighbour y u no turn music off
READERS Y U NO REVIEW?
England Y u no win anything??
Doctor y u no make handwriting legible?
internet y u no give me the answer i need
Teacher Y u no take vacation?!
FREDDY KRUGER Y U NO KILL JUSTIN BIEBER INSTEAD??
house mate Y u No put new toilet roll ?
germans y u no funny?
facebook y u no stay the same
pope y u no admit u sith?
cat  y u no stop walking on my balls?
y u no like this picture
sexy ladies y u no want to have the saix?
most interesting man in the world  y u no interesting
meme generator y u no paint under armhole?
Weekend  Y U No Closer
Hollywood y u no original?
netflix y u no have new movies?!
kfc y u no clean bathrooms
Whoopi Goldberg y u no make good tv after star trek?!?!
cali swag district y u no Teach Me How to Dougie?
Draw something
Master!!! y u no give me the precious?!
meme y u no delete button?
beiber y u no dead
Corporate media y u no let ron paul save america?
Britney  y u no lip sync
hair y u no grow back
200 tv channels Y U NO good?
CUSTOMERS Y U KNOW GIVE GOOD CALLS
Lottery y u no let me win jackpot?
brain! y u no stfu when i want to sleep!?!
*Studies the whole night & Cant remember a thing* Y u no stay in brain?
9gag y u no let me study???
Forced memes y u no gtfo?
cHUCK nORRIS Y U NO LET ME FIND U?
HIMYM Season 7 Y U NO make progress?
KIEF Y U NO COLLECT FASTER
I love you y u no love me ?
le parents about to leave y u no hurry so i can fap
liberal arts majors y u no get real majors?!
Teachers y u no pick me when i know the answer
classmates y u no buy chewing gum?!?
Dreams y u no real?!
iPhone Y u no work with gloves?
romania y u no protest against acta like other countries?
taco bell y u no make cheesy bean and rice burrito
WIKIPEDIA Y U NO DO BLACKOUT AFTER FINALS
mom y U no knock when door closed
PONY y u little?
Memegenerator y u no remove white from between my arms?
I Love you y u get restraining order?
facebook Y U NO ENTERTAIN ME
revision  y u no interest me
people from my class y u no smart
toilet  y u so far from computer
steve y u no see clue behind you?
fb friends y u no recognize my creative sub-genius?!?!
About To Sneeze Y U NO SNEEZE!?
OBAMA  y u no change?
Wallet y u no full?
PASSOWORD REMEMBERER Y U NO WORK PROPERLY
CAR Y U NO WORK
IDIOTS Y U NO GET sMART
Y U NO BE MY FRIEND
RIHANNA
Y U NO understand christmas is the 25th
Girls I stalk Y U NO USE NEW FACEBOOK TIMELINE
dr. dre y u no release detox yet !?
laptop speakers
Lost and found Y U No have my stuff?!
OFFSPRING SINGER's girlfriend y u no get a job?
2011 Y U NO SLOW DOWN A TINY BIT?
permanent hair color y u no tell truth?
homework y u no burn?
Y U LAUGH AT ME!!
ORIGIN Y U NO WORK???
ANIME Y U NO BE REAL LIFE?
skyrim merchants Why U NO MONEY?!!
Rick astley y u no give up
Like all Pictures of all good looking girls on facebook Y U no like mine
HOLLYWOOD Y U KILL TALENT?!
bORING PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK
Holidays Y u no come faster???
cartoon network y u no come back?
NEARBY FRIENDS Y U NO EXIST?
MY FAT Y U NO GO AWAY?!
Justin beiber y u no accept baby
Mary j. blige y u no use dictionary?
Y I NO FUNNY
SKYRIM Y U NO DOWNLOAD FASTER
Mods  Y u no ban this dickhead
memegenerator.net y u no let me delete my memes
GORGeOUS FRENCH GIRL Y U No SHAVE?
dunkin donuts y u no in more states
plankton y u no get krabby patty secret formula yet
work day y u no be over  yet?
BERLUSCONI Y NO DIE?
Mc hammer y u no let me touch this?
People Y U no care about people!
You took a shit Y U SO SWEATY?!
MOM Y U NO MAKE me Chuck NOrris ?
BAckground
Tumblr y u no let me sleep?
College Classes Y u no better than high school?
russians y u not click russian flag before submitting?
police y u no help people?!
99 cent stores y u no make things 99 cents
Hot woman Y u no sex?
FAceBook Y u no stay the same
Gangstas Y U Pretend to be religious?
Red hot chili peppers Y u went mainstraem?
smosh y u no shut up
ROBERT SMITH Y U NO JUMP YOUR OWN TRAIN?
memegenerator.net Y U NO USE UK FLAG FOR ENGLISH?
mrs. bieber y u no use condom!
Why you no read this in normal voice
Internet cafe y u no serve coffee
Exam paper why u no have answers at back?
all your base y u not belong to us ?
jeffrey dahmer y u kill guys and eat their body parts?
women with make-up y u no have natural pretty face? y u deceive me?
internet y u no let me sleep?!?!
HUMAN Y U NO CLOSE THE DOOR
neighbours y u cook food that smells so good
eminem y u no diss justin bieber
I SAID GLASS OF JUICE NOT GAS THE JEWS!!
REPOSTERS Y U NO SEE IT'S ALREADY THERE
Y U NO FLUSH!
CHUCK NORRIS YUNO KILL BIEBER
CHINA Y U NO GO CAPITALIST ALREADY
boss y u no give me hours?
selena gomez y u no come back?!
MOM y u no call before coming home? I need time to hide stuff.
Timed Exam Y U no let me do my best
YOUTUBE Y U NU STICK  TO A LAYOUT?
nintendo y u no continue nintendo wi-fi connection service?!
My Crush Y U no love me?
STEAM Y U NO RESPONDING
how you no im gay
memegenerator why dont you fix your rankings an duplicate memes
people y u no use grammar?
y u no think of a good meme?
taylor swift y u no love one guy seriously
World of warcraft Y u no stop putting adds on the internet
02957079568952984758957849333578490567894759 you! y u no read that number?
girlfriend y u no snapchat booty pic?
justin bieber y u no go through puberty
patients y u no have patience
taco bell y u no have mexican food?!
Snack pack y u no make pudding cups bigger
GUmmy Vitamins Y 1 serving not whole bottle??
Facebook y u no leave privacy settings alone
online people y u no reply!
12/12/12 Y U NO GIVE ME PRESENTS?!
Toilet seat y u no warm
Walking DeaD: THE GAME Y U GAME OF THE YEAR?
lemmy y u no get warts removed from face
Job  why u no pay more!?
Bieber y u no have gangnam style?
10 Y34R 0LD g1RL5 Y U NO WRITE LIKE A NORMAL PERSON
Girl with big boobs y u no good at sex?
CAT Y U NO PET ME?!
mom Y U NO LOOK LIKE STACYS MOM?
CRUSH Y U NO LOVE ME
severe depression y u no go away?
DATA Y U NO MATCH HYPOTHESIS?
Mufasa Y U NO SIMBA
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE!!! Y u no english!
Kidz y u no stop captionING ME?
subway y u only give me 1 napkin with footlong meatball sub
Facebook Y U no understand; Timeline sucks!
Damon y u no in new bourne movie?
Bob Marley y u no worry about a thing?
HEY YOU! y u no rate this and gtfo?
god
COMMON SENSE Y U NO BE COMMON
Gandalf Y U NO LET ME PASS?
conservatives y u no conserve?
Yesterday's answers y u no solve today's problems
Women y u no have pockets in pants
little BROTHER Y U NO stop hitting yourself?
one-does-not-simply guy y u no do things simply?!
hot girl on facebook Y U NO REAL!?
skyrim y u no let dragons live?
EMINEM Y U SO MAD LOOKIN!?
KOREA Y U NO USE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME?!
Girls Y U no talk to me !?!
red bull y u no give me wings
Readers Y u no rate up this image?
Slow driver in faSt lane Y u no Get over?!
John Cena Y U No Smell What The Rock Is Cooking?!
Game of Thrones y u no download faster?
Family y u no Tell me you got Good cereal?!
boyfriend y u no ridiculous photogenic guy
My skin Y u no get tan
facebook  y u no hav dislike button?!?!?!
Acceptance Letter Y u no come
Boyfriend y u no devote every second of life to me?
DOCTOR Y U NO KILL HITLER
the rock y u no look like a rock
its called irony y u no understand it?
HEadphones y u no untangle in pocket
noobs y u no search?!?
see's people waiting to walk through double doors Y u no open other door?
james bond y u no like it stirred?
ANDROID Y U NO FINISH UPDATING??
internet y u no let me sleep
Techline Y u no help?
memegenerator.net y u no give me credit for my images?
lionel messi y u no let them win
teacher y u no let me balance on chair?!
Yentel y u no shut up?!
once u go black y u never go back!?
Y U ADD ME ON FACEBOOK BUT NO TALK TO ME AT SCHOOL
Deadbeat father Y U NO PAY CHILD SUPPORT?
people doing laundry y u no move stuff over
i don't always use the right meme but when i do
headphones y u no stay untangled
Toilet seat why u no warm
haters y u no leave britney alone??
school internet why u no load?
Progress bar y u no display actual progress
CRUSH Y U NO LOVE ME?
whitney houston!!!! y u no have higher cocaine tolerance?!?!
Ramen noodle Y u no cool down?
IKEA Furniture Y U No Stay together??
Teacher: 'I know it
fashion people y u no dress for real winter?!!?!
sopa y u no get my death threats
ideas for memes y u dissapear when i get home!?
Everyone y u no care about everything as much as you do SOPA?
basescu y u no leave
annoying classmate y u no shut up
y u no give me bj
if u don't understand Y U NO ask ?
girl with dragon tatoo y u no get butterfly tramp stamp?
Vegetarians  Y U No Eat Meat
lotto y u no let me win u
Beyonce y u no name baby destinys child
Y U NO fart  at your own house
teachers y u no make test same as test review?
dumbledore Y U NO TELL HARRY THE TRUTH 7 YEARS BEFORE AND SAVE COUNTLESS LIVES!?
action scene y u no same volume as rest of the film?
Mother nature Y U no snow when it's cristmas?
Prostitutes y u no take arrow to the knee?
Grasser y U no Guilty???
LOVE! Y U NEVER WORK?
y u no remember bruce lee killed chuck norris?
skyrim guards y u no wear kneepads?
ARROW Y U NO LEAVE MY KNEE ALONE?
two and a half men y u no funny
Y U NO ENTER TEXT
Parents y u no let me finish my match?!
friends that come to my house  Y U NO CLEAN MY ROOM
y u no Y u no use grammar
I TEXT YOU Y U NO TEXT BACK?
Starbucks customers Y u no go to tim hortons for double double
Blaq wimmin Y U NO MARRY NICE GUY I Nice
y U bringing sexy back IF YU NOT KNOW HOW TO ACT
meme creator y u no select languge???
Fus ro dah y u no work irl
teacher Y U no believe that my great grand father Derp derp died so I couldn't do my homework?
smart phone y u no smart
chicken little y u no catch sky?!
Ubisoft y u no release ACR for PC
OChocinco y u no Ochenta y Cinco
Internet Y U start interesting when I want to go to bed?
Occupy wall st. y u no get jobs?!?!
dragon ball z kai y u no use the original voices?!!
i work out y u no look at that body!
woman i love y u no love me back
users y u no notice i have mustache?
SERIOUS SAM Y U SO SERIOUs?
BRAIN Y U NO DOWNLOAD INFO FROM INTERNET ?
dOCTOR Y U NO GET OVER ROSE
COMPUTER?!?! Y U NO CHARGE!!!!!
I Write on your wall y u No comment to me anymore?
hot guy y u no gay?
fapping roommate y u so obvious?!
asians y u no make american meme
Spongebob!? y u no have round pants!?
I LIKE YOUR PICTURE Y U NO LIKE BACK?!
MW3 Y U no look different than MW2
room y u no get warm?
ohnlil wayne and lil john y u no little
cat burglar y u no burgle cats?!?!
healthy foods why you no taste good?
ROCKSTAR GAMES y u no give release date for gta v
DIshes y u no take shower? u disgusting.
POLICE CHIEFS IN US MOVIES Y U NO WHITE AND SLIM?!
gwen stefani y u no hollaback girl?
Rubber chickens y u no taste good?
Subway customers y u no split five dollar FOOTLONGS?
Spiderman y u no look like spider
Girl I like Y U no online?
FELLOW CINEMA GUESTS Y U NO SILENT?!
Jobs y u no give call backs asap??
money y u no easy to earn?!!!
unknown roomates y u no use toilet brush?
BATTLEFIELD 3 SERVERS Y U NO WORK?!
DIARRHEA Y U NO SOLID?!?
y u no select language everytime?
Woman Y u no make ME sandvich
stoopid JEANS y u no make my ass look nice?!
Free public wifi y u never connect
Ugly girls: y u no wear paper bags?
Ash ketchum y u no pokemon master yet
STEVE JOBS Y U NO USE TIME MACHINE!
i no joke y u no believe me!
FACEBOOK FRIENDS Y U NO POST ANYTHING EVAR?!?!?!11!?
DICE! Y U NO MAKE BATTLEFIELD 3 XP EVENT
Irish pub y u no play irish music
Battlefield 3... Y U NO XP COMPATIBLE??!!
Pinkie pie y u no sing in episode 1 and 2
Fellow meme generators y u no spell right?!
Twitter Y U NO REFRESH YOURSELF
Service industries y u no open on weekends?
VALVE Y U NO MAKE HALF LIFE
Billie Joe Armstrong Y U NO KNOW YOUR ENEMY?
Powerpoint y u crash?
PHOTOSHOP Y U NO SELL PHOTOS?
Gamers Y U No let girls play online?
Thursday y u no friday!
cOMPUTER y u so slow?
anime y u no have second season
youtube y u no break up with google plus
Wii fittness Y U NO help me lose weight
MEMES Y U ALL CAPS
Government! Y u no stop spending money?!
flygon y u no flying type?
Nintendo Y U NO make new Star fox game?
harry potter y u no use magic to fix own vision
Nvidia y u no cheap like amd?
Final project Y U NO FINISH YOURSELF?
boys leaving changing room y u no close door behind you?!
girls after break up y u no shut up
government y u no act fiscally responsible?
wtf?
exam Y u no ask anything i know?
no text back in 30 minutes y u no love me?
Dora Why you no buy GPS?
Y U NO let me win war
y u no make good meme
AUTOMATIC TOILET Y U NO FLUSH WHEN I'M DONE?
americans y u no politically literate
daft punk y u no release full length video?
iPad? Y U No Flash?
LIVERPOOL Y U NO FEED SUAREZ BEFORE GAME?
u no no? y u no no?
Runescape y u no level up?
liberals y u no like words open and free?
green facebook dot y u no write?
Xbox Live Why u no be free like psn and steam?
dora the explorer y u no solve sh*t yourself
Facebook y u no have dislike
DORA  WHY U NO EXPLORE YOURSELF
sky y u no fall
pears
Job Applications Y U No Call Back FOr Interview!
CHEETOS Y U MAKE ME WASH HANDS
y u no love me?
obama y u no bail out twinkies
sky why you no snow?
Ex-girlfriends y u no stop Breathing
Ppl y u no upvote me
Y U NO USE MEMES THE PROPER WAY
Every time i get back on youtube
homework y u no stay simple?
SLENDER Y U NO LEMME GET THE 8 FRICKIN PAGES?!?!?!
Meatloaf Y U NO DO THAT FOR LOVE?
Chicken salt y u no taste lyk chickens?
Turkey Y U NO RUN AND HIDE IN WOODS?
windows 8 y u no crap
PEOPLE Y U NO USE ME ANYMORE??
VALVe Y u no count to 3
reader y u read this in muscle mans voice?
forever alone guy y u no go on www.match.com
tv remote y u no get found
pop music talking about spending money y u no understand i have no money due to economy?
brain! Y U NO WORK DURING EXAM?
TERM PAPER Y U NO form on URSELF
people of memegenerator y u no thumbs up?
mom y u no trust me to be alone in the room with my girlfriend
Barney Why u no extinct
POPTART Y U NO TASTE LIKE TOASTER STRUDLE
car in front of me y u no turn right on red?!?
Max payne 3 Y U NO open world?
slim shady y u no stand up
mom y u no keep phone calls brief
incoming wisdom teeth  y u hurt so much
Dr.Dre  Y U Need a doctor
Analytics say U still use IE Y U No firefox?
Dexter's parents y u no find out dexter's lab?
pluto y u no planet anymore?!
random guy y u no vote memes!?
ONE DIRECTION Y U NO TELL ME WHAT MAKES ME BEAUTIFUL
Roger  y u no go home?
westboro baptist church y u no stop hating gays?
SHIT  Y U NO GO OUT?
people y u no be my friend
xbox 360 players y u no older then 10
John Y u no admit your gay
MINECRAFT Y U NO 1.3 YET?
Ash Y u still 10 years old?
meme gen y u no letme signup
suitcase y u no pack yourself
MOTHER Y U NO USE CONDOM!
EA GAMES Y U NO FIX THE FREEZING ERROR IN SIMS 3?
SMOKERS Y U PAY TO DIE?
Buy you b'day present y u no buy me back?!
Summer Y u no act like it
WALKIE TALKIE Y U NO WORK?
doritos locos tacos y u no taste like doritos?
paranormal activity guys y u no run out of the house
Walk into store
MeeM y No PRONOUNCED as meme?
Bank account  Y u no smoke weed and get high
Y u No Make understandable bug reports
People! Why can't I just talk normally?
x-box live y u no be free?
game of thrones y u always have to end with cliffhanger
Try to call 911 with cell Y u no have eleven button?
Y U NO GIVE ME MY TBH?
200 associates walmart y u no have more than 3 registers open?
One direction y u no make good music?!
Triceps! y u no get bigger?!
BAD MAN IN HORROR MOVIE SHOT SIX TIMES Y U NO DIE?
bird outside my window y u no stop chirping?!
PARENTS Y U SO LOUD WHEN ANSWERING THE PHONE?
Warriors Y U No kill mages
Temple run  Y u no finish the way?
Onision Y U NO Stop Acting Like A Child And Grow A Pair?
HEY ODDS y u no ever be in my favor?
caffeine Y U NO WAKE ME UP FASTER???
you y u no make meme?!
PEOPLE ON BUS Y U NO USE HEADPHONES
forever alone guy y u no get girlfriend
Aphex Y u no come to Daddy ?
WEEKENDS WHY U NOT LAST LONGER ?!
Meme generator Y U NO Show more than 15 items per page?
Cons?ious y u left me alone last night ?
facebook!! y u No remove timeline
Weekends y u no last longer?
Hillary Clinton y u no wear anything but pantsuits?!
EVERYTHING Y U NO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN?
Lady gaga y u no make good music?
hard core free for all player y u no stop hiding in corner??
pikachu y u no evolving?
MATH Y U NO make sense?
y u no guy y u no stop askin' quetions ?!
Meme geNerator Y U no put philoraptor in first
pot of water y u no boil when i watch u
Laundry Y U No Fold Urself?
internet y u no let me sleep
n wen u pee with toilet seat on y u no clean pee on toilet seat after using
sluts y u no come to me ?
TEACHER Y U No LET ME go to toilet?
chelsea y u no win??
CALIFORNIA Y U NO HAVE SHAMROCK SHAKE?
people y u no be smart!?
OLD PEOPLE Y U NO STOP BEING HOMOPHOBIC & RACIST ?
Bed Y u no let me get up in the morning?
bebbeh y u no liek me
Swinub Y u no learn tm 72 avalanche
Pretty lady Y u no have great personality?!
SCotland y u no want to be in uk?!
bad guys y u no aim weapons!?
Rihanna Y u no know ur name?
gas in class  y u no come out silent??
other christians y u make us look so stupid
NINTENDO Y U SUPPORT SOPA?!?!
homework y u no do yourself?
Life  why you no have ctrl z
Relationsips
Wife y u no in kitchen?
facebook y u no get punch or slap only poke
Mom y u no shut the hell up
Math Y U use so much letters??
synyster ink y u no learn how to tattoo?!
WEEKENDS Y U NO GO PASS SLOWER?!
life y  u  no easy?
Mark David Chapman Y U No kill Yoko instead?
Troll slayer y u no take arrow out knee!?
justin bieber y u no gtfo from this world
PRINGLES Y U NO MAKE BIG JAR
FRIENDS YU NO CALL ME FOR New year party
Job  y ur internet so shit?
GAYS Y U NO TALK NORMAl
meme creators y u no stop liking ur own memes
9gag new faggots y u no read this?
toothpaste y u no called teethpaste? You brush your teeth
Cristiano Ronaldo y u no stop scoring?
femshep y u no have longer hair
gangster who broke the law y u no in prison?
9gag y u no let me sleep?!
iphone charger y u no longer
Santa y u no give poor kids good presents
9gag upload y u no work
PHONETICS Y U SO STUPID
Average Americans y u no believe in illuminati!?!
Marijuana y u no legal?
math
REAL STEEL Y U NO REAL?
PEOPLE LIKING STATUS Y U NO DONATE?
Neutrinos y u no slow down?
Dining hall workers y u no have acceptable social skills?
FACEBOOK Y U NO ALLOW GIF?
BLACK PEOPLE?! Y U NO USE SIDEWALK??!
Snow Y U NO COVER GROUND
Other People y u no understand meme Reference?
almost christmas y u no snow?
facebook y u no let me study?
Skyrim Y U NO let me live?
FRIENDS Y U NO VOTE?
Pikachu y u no get in the pokeball
Bon Jovi Y U No all the way there?
LIFE Y U NO EASY
facebook y u no let me logout
Words with friends Y U NO GOOD AT WINNING?
Meme Generator Y u no keep my meme?
Dark brotherhood y u no be nice?
mATH Y U NO BE USEFUL!?
if u has many things to do y u no off facebook?
Rebecca black y u no pick seat
FRIDGE! Y U NO HAVE BEER?!
FUNNY LINES Y U NO COME EASILY TO MY MIND!?
gingers ! y u no have souls ?
studying y u no work?
assignments y u no write yourself?
MONEY Y U NO BUY HAPPINESS??
SpongeBOB Y UR HOUSE NO GET ROTTEN!?
GOOGLE CHROME Y U NO SHINY
Printer y u no print?
google instant y u no stop telling me what 2 look 4?
Amelia  earhart y u no come back?
Politicmens Y U FULLA BULLSHIT?!
Woman Y U NO in kitchen?!
Mo Money Y U Mo Problems?
steam browser y u no work properly?
seven billion humans y u no stop making babies!?
internet explorer y u no good exploring the internet?
cake y u no tell truth?
gandhi y u no come at me bro?!?
cute sexy guy y u no straight
bathroom y u no toilet paper in you?!
Visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door Y u come rapping and tapping at my chamber door
BRAZILIANS Y U NO SPEAK PORTUGUESE WITH EACH OTHER
Blizzard Y U NO giving me a diablo III beta key?
silly rabbit y u no give up on trix already?
Red hot chili peppers y u no can stop?
Bear grylls Y u no bring water
i text u y u no text me back
Freedom y u no free?!
ARMAGEDDON Y U NO DESTROY MORE THAN EARTH
internet browser y u no start quicker?
IPHONE 4S Y U NO SUPPORT FLAsh?!
YOU LIKED ME BEFORE? Y U NO TELL ME!
LADIES Y U NO SINGLE AND LOVELY?
I Send you link why u no laugh at link?
REDDIT Y u so hard to post on
justin bieber y u no shut up???!
BRAIN Y U NO THINK OF STORIES?
Meme maker Y U MAKE ME SO UGLY
UCSB Y U NO GIVE ME DOUBLE DORM
Textbooks Y U NO CHEAP?!
Hannah Y U NO carry conversation
HURRICANE IRENE  Y U NO GO AWAY ?
Decision object bug Y U No FIX?
justin beaver y u no look liek a beaver
watch dogs y u no let me watch dogs?
Socks y u no stop fluffing
Sony and Microsoft Y U No make crossplatform FPS
HArry Potter Y U NO USE LUCKY POTION TO KILL VOLDEMORT
Forever Alone Y U No have friends?
work y u no making money
amazing spiderman 2 y u no die from constant fatal ELECTROCUTION
chris evens y u no play just one marvel hero
People taking selfies y u no turn off the flash
jUSTIN BEIBER Y U NO STAY IN PRISON
y u no  unsubscribe me when i click 'unsubscribe'
TEA PARTY Y U NO HAVE TEA OR PARTY?
Multiplayer  Why you no pause
Error 404 No question found
GAME FREAK Y U NO STOP MAKING NEW POKEMON SPECIES?
BITCOIN Y U NO MAKE ME RICH
teenage moms y u no stop getting wasted
C++ Y U NO USE Javascript
Steinar Y u no shut up?!
google y u no buy internet explorer
life y u give me lemons
shoulder seatbelt clip y u no face right direction at first?!?!
Facebook posts.....  Y U NO HAVE THE DISLIKE BUTTON
life  y u no good
Police Y u no follow law?
PERSON ON INTERNET y u no research easily available economic policies conducted by the federal reserve before making an ignorant statement
Damn Video Y u no english
Naughty Dog Y u no Jak 4?
Pigeon!!!! Y U NOT EATING BREAD!!
Cleveland Browns Why u no in Baltimore?
Mrs. Bieber Y U NO USE CONDOM?!?!?!
Lunara Y U NO Watch Vampurr Durries
pickle jar y u no open easy until i let next guy try
sun y u no shine?
Y U NO ENGLISH
Chick-fil-a y u no open on sundays
Indonesia Y U NO HAVE TACOS?
meme generator participants y u no come up with original ideas for memes?!
Soda machine! y u no take my money!
gymnastics girlfriend   y u no do that in bed
TYPO!! Why u nu leave me alone?
slendy man  y u no take justin bieber
math y u no go die in a hole
Ehlers-danlos syndrome y u no have cure?!
i wanna be friend of toddlers y u no lemme be their friend???
extension cord y u no long enough
me  y u no think of good memes
Motivation Y U NO COME BACK
49ers  y u no win superbowl?
i gave you number y u no call me maybe?
DEBT Y U NO GO AWAY
TEMPLATE Y U NO COLOR BETWEEN MY ARMS?
Y u no pray to C'thulu today!?
y u no understand  me no want anymore fb games
Mr. president y u think u Robin hood
exam y u no easy?
Sean Bean y u servive da movie
Netflix Y u no hAve original
Hogwarts y u no send me my acceptance letter?!
meme generator y u no make ranking easier to check
natalybaby y u no leave
y u no touch my tralala
FACEBOOK Y U NO HAVE FOREVER ALONE AS RELATIONSHIP OPTION
diarrhea y u no come at more convenient time
the kardashians y u no have talent but still famous
meme creators! Y U  NO come up with nu material?
YTTRIUM uranium nitric oxide
justin beiber y u no go to another planet!
NAPPA Y U NO OVER 9000?
degree why u no hurry up
fat girls y u no wear pants
new video games y u no have local multiplayer anymore?
Lottery Y U NO JUST GIVE 70 MILLION TO ME?
mitt romney y u no tell the truth?
bitches y u no rate me?!!
google images y u go changin and y u no let me select custom picture size?
florida why you no give clear results?
EMPLOYERS! Y U NO GIVE ME INTERVIEW?
Zeros Y U NO always significant?
LIBYA Y U No use comments section
people who poked me  y u no send a message ?!
programmers y u no write c
Y U Bring knife to gunfight?
BABy SHOWERS Y U NO BATH?
AMY ANDRADA FROM SANTA CLARITA y u no tell me you give me herpes?
television y u no have adblock?
memegenerator y u no put top text up top for kill yourself guy
nbc  y u no show olympics live like every other country?!?
rebecca black y u no choose a seat
CREEPERS Y U NO SSSSS OVER THERE
school vacation y u no longer?
My crush Y u No text me back?!
forrest gump y u no ever walk?!
Milkshake Y U NO BRING BOYS TO THE YARD?
MUM Y U NO LET ME FINISH ONLINE GAME?
girls y u no call me maybe
CGPGrey
SLOWER TRAFFIC Y U NO KEEP RIGHT EXCEPT TO PASs?!
Allergies Y U NO APPEAR ON MY BODY RATHER THAN MY FACE?!
Like in 3 seconds and see what happens y u no do something
WTF BRAIN  y u no let me study
HUMANITY Y U NO PROGRESS?
Rockstar
Justin beiber y u no have boobs?
Bonnie tyler y u no turn around bright eyes?
Platos Closet Y u no buy my stuff?
y u no meme generator y u no make me less shit face
Women y u no know what you wANT
Justin bieber y u no get hit by one direction bus?
apple y u no like flash??
CUSTOMERS WHO COME IN AFTER WE CLOSE Y U NO LEAVE TIP?
tyler perry y u no make movie about white people?
johnny depp Y U no normal
INTERNET Y U NO WORK AT 12 AM!?
Y U NO  SPEAK ENGLISH
Y u no Select language?
victoria y u no tell me your secret!
REDDIT WHY U SO CONFUSING?
dreams y u no finish before i get up?!
MEMEgenerator y u keep giving me this 'Cannot insert the value NULL into column 'UpVotesScore'
Lakers fans y u know not talk trash now?
LIFE Y U NO LET ME ENJOY YOU!?!?!?
cheap airline y u no have iced tea?!
Xbox 360 Y U no Box or 360 degrees
fitted sheet y u no stay on mattress?
LINUX Y U NO TURN NUMLOCK LED ON AT STARTUP??
nicki minaj y u no quit rapping?!
y u NO SEND POTTERMORE CONFORMATION E-MAIL?!
online game  y u no lag for them?
facebook y u no have music player
y u no pick up your phone?!?!
bugs bunny y u never turn left at albuquerque
memegenerator y u no show date when meme was created
Justin bieber y u no hit puberty yet?
newest images y u no show newest images?
Girl i like y u no text me back!
Forever Ever Alone Guy Y U NO DATE FOREVER ALONE GIRL?
Baby it's 5:00 in the morning Y u pee all over urself & now refuse to go back to sleep??
cellphone driver Y U NO SIGNAL?
All of the above answer y u no always right
InvisIBLE CHILDREN Y U NO GIVE MONEY BACK
kobe y u no pass?!
justin bieber Y U NO stop singing
higgs boson Y U NO exist?
parents y u no learn about technology?!
iran y u get mixed up with iraq?
princess y u no in this castle?
SKRILLEX Y U NO KILL EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD?
TWITTER Y U NO FOLLOW ME?
SQUIDWARD Y U ONLY HAVE 6 FEET?
ugly girl y u have hot body?!
HARRY POTTER Y U NO USE TIME TURNER
Reposters y u no change the tittle
minecraft y u no have circles
socially awkward penguin y u no learn social skills?
John Cena Y we still see you?
Y U No text me back??
Social smokers y u no buy own cigarettes
Skrillex!! y u no have normal hair cut!?
admins y u no keep best memes?!
Drogba y u no score a penalty?
Return of the king Y U No end?!
i pulled out y u no finish me?
BILL OREILLY Y U NO LIKE BLACK PEOPLE
TF2 OUTPOST Y U KEEP HAVING 503 ERROR
JaVert Y u no leave jean valjean alone?
algebra Y u no make sense?
PEOPLE COMPLAINING ABOUT INCORRECT USE OF MEMES Y U NO SHUT UP?
aerosmith y u no wanna miss a thing??
Kitchen y u no in it
macgyver y u no fix april's phone?
People y u no drive good?
exams y u no leave me alone
Y U NO MAKE JOKES ABOUT CANADIANS?!
2ne1 y u no care??
Earphones y u no work?
ash y u no chose me ?
Teachers Y U No Shut up ?
fellow rp'ers y u no rp with me
Twitter Ceo y u no blackout twitter
wikipedia y u no let me see your content?
Girls y u no like me?
AM&pm part of the world y u no use 24-hour clock?!
girls y u no like real music ?
COFFEE Y U ALWAYS GONE
Nokia cellphone Y U NO BREAK!?!?
College football y u no have playoffs?
turnip y u no taste good
OSTRICH Y u no fly?
Black people y u no tip??
NICE PEOPLE Y U SO BORING AND UNATTRACTIVE
HOLIDAY Y U NO LONGER?
MEMEGENERATOR Y U DELETED ALL MY POSTS
ISrael y u no use meme generator?
Adam sandler y u no make funny movie no more
Heart! Y U NO logical?
KIDNEYS Y U NO WORK?!
Girls Y U No bring an instruction manual with you?!
JUSTICE y u no come to colorado?!
Diet Soda Why U No Taste like regular?
ubisoft  y u no make longer games ?
Dinner Y u no ready yet!?
santa claus y u brake into houses and eat our food!?
DUSHHH! Y U NO BURN PEOPLE?!
9gag girls y u no in my bedroom?
Parents who say kid is 36 months old y u no say 3 years old?
youtube y u no put dislike bar next video preview?
mcdonalds y u no love me back?
Earthquakes y u no stop?
computer y u no go faster
CAT  Y U NO FRIENDLY !?!
ALL MY FB FRENS Y U NO WISH ME MERRY X'MAS?
school y u no let me access memegenerator.net
Calculus y u no easy
MAMA MIA Y U No let me go?
real madrid y u no win barcelona?
y u no rain!?
Grammer Why are you correct?
facebook family y u no make sense
IPHONE y u no work With glovEs
homework y u no work?!
FINALS Y U NO END?!
white Space betwen arms y u no fill me?
Skyrim players y u take arrow in knee?
ABE LIU Y U NO WHO YOU SAY YOU ARE?
ppl in public bathrooms y u no shit silently?
Y u no bring me some figgy pudding
Mr.Resetti Y U NO let me reset
justin bieber y u no say never
girls y u frienzone your guy of dreams?
Youtube y u no make nested comments?
YES Y u no no?
weather y u no turn cold?
memes y u no deleteable?
INDEX FINGER Y U NO BARRE G STRING?!?!
People Y u no sleeping?
Silence of The Lambs Y U no put the lotion on the skin
UPS Y U NO ShiP faster??
Yahoo y u no open mail faster
Facebook Y u no put book in da the face
Winter y u no come?
TIME Y U NO STOP?
Sheldon Y U No have coitus with amy?
grammar y u so hard??
Life Y U No fair??
BOSS IT's 5:15 Y U NO LEAVE ALREADY?
forever alone? Y U NO FIND GIRLFRIEND ?
Dr. frank-n-furter y u no let me use your phone
dark souls y u no let me win?!?!
jUSTIN bIEBER Y U NO STOP TRYING TO MAKE MUSIC?
justin y u no sound like ur age?!
Michelle Renee Bush
People y u no like my meme
students at memegenerator y u no study?
dora y u no stop exploring?
yellow fever y u no in asia
warcraft y u no let me have girlfriend?
KANYE & JAY-Z Y U NO CAN STOP?
Charizard y u no learn fly
sir alex ferguson
Morons Y u no think!?!
memegenerator.net why u no have search button
steve jobs y no app for cancer cure?
BUS!!! Y U No stop??????
Girls form movies y u wake up with make up on??
Apple Y U NO orange?
GARY Y U NO CHOOSE WEAKER STARTING POK&#201;MON
Father Y Have u forsaken me?
Dark Souls y u no summon
Husband y u no wash ass very good?
egoraptor y u no post new video?
RAGE Y U NO AUTOSAVE?
CathOLIC CHURCH Y U NO LIKE MARRIED PRIESTS?
Alarm clock settings y u no go backwards
AFRICANS Y U NO EAT?
Creativity y u no stay after boring class?
Fraps y u no record?!
Y U No generate meme ? Error converting data type varchar to numeric
Internet Y  U  BE   '500 internal server error'
mom y u no knock
DOPE D.O.D Y U NO LYRICS FOR BUTTERFLIES?
Ash Why no u cath'em all
HASBRO Y U NOE MAKE BETTUR MLP:FIm TOY?!
Drinking age y u no 18
rebecca black y u only get down on friday?
Hey Psychics Y U No win lottery?
y u no like blowjobs???
IN FLAMES Y U NO PLAY LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS
24-hour PHARMACY Y U NO OPEN?
SALAD Y U NO BACON?
netflix y u no have seinfeld watch instantly?
Y U NO GIVE ME ENUFF FINGER
Students: y u no put name on paper?
WIND Y U NO LET ME SLEEP?
Safe unsubscribe y u no stop email me!?
Y U NO CONTACT ME!?!?
LINDA
english y u no how speak
y u no get order right
christian mingle y u no have men seeking men option???
TEA PARTY Y U NO LIKE TEA
psyduck y u no psychic?
girl y u no like me ?
Dog Y u no eat homework
PEOPLE Y U NO CARE?!
life y u no worth living?
Y U No Feel Gud!? Get better now!!!
Comfort food Y U So good?
4chan users y u no stop posting dicks everywhere?!
good jobs y u no exist?!
fast food kill over 7
united states y u no win curling?
chicken y u no cross road?
brain y u no smart
Snow Y u no stop?
does your ass ever get jealous  of the shit that comes outa your mouth?
ANIMESH
why you so serious??
ladies y u no get along?
streamed pornography y u no have in sync audio
shrek y u no explain how dragon and donkey have babies?
Y U NO  UNDERSTAND
you y u no stop reading memes and get back to work?
Mama y u no love me no more
justin bieber Y u no have talent?!?!?!?!
guitar y u no tune yourself
Meme writers y u no leave house?
Lossy Y U NO closa dorr
Why You No Shut door when you in bathroom
If it's true you want to lose weight Y U NO stop priding yourself in never wanting to give up bacon?
Erdoğan Y U NO Siktir git
obama y u no cut deficit?
Neil diamond y u No bring me flowers... anymore
self y u no think of a good meme
warriors y u no come out and play?!?
y u no put phone number on     craigslist ad?
Brady y u no in superbowl?
ANET WHY you no leave wuvwuv tiers alone!
School y u no teach version control?
y u no love me
DARK KNIGHT RISES Y U EFF UP BATMAN MYTHOS?
WHY YOU NO CLICK LIKE THEN
BED Y U ONLY COMFY IN THE MORNING
y u no score arsenal
nickelodeon  y u no uncancel hey arnold!
Y U NO Plus My Post After I plus your post?
CoD Y U NO CHANGE?
Suzanne Collins y u no let Finnick survive?
Nasa Y U NO finds ailens
y u no guy y u no stop complaining?
mayans! y u no wait for end of world till after christmas??
Dramatic show that gets Intense  Y u Go to commercial
IPAD Y U NO STOP MY PERIOD?
doomsday 2012 y u no happen!!??
Iphone messenger y u always think you know what i going say!?
PEOPLE Y U NO FLUSH THE TOILEt?!!
iNTERNET y U DOWNLOAD 0.6 KB/S
Hot facebook girl y u no pictures viewable??
snooki y u no jump off cliff?!?!
REBECCA BLACK Y U NO PICK SEAT?
world y u no end today?
Must read post y u make it soooo long!!
KATY PERRY Y U NO SLEEPY?!
FLORIDA y U NO GET MATH??
ACTORS Y U NO LIKE YOUR CHARACTERS IN REAL LIFE?
SYFY CHANNEL Y U NO AIR SCIFI?
neighbours y u no smile at me?
Housewife y u no cook
Adorable cat y u no meow back?!
Busdriver Y U No say shoryuken instead of going to jail now?
minecraft chicken y u no fly
RICH PEOPLE Y u no give me the money you are not USING
MEMEGENERATOR Y U NO CHANGE UR PIC?
THAILAND PEOPLE Y U DONT HAVE A NICKNAME ??!!
Allergies y u no go away?
ipod touch 5th gen Y U no green?!?
dear brain y u no like studying as much as making meme's
snooki just got pregnant y u no legalize abortion?
Transmutate Y U NO Stay Alive and join with Maximals?!?!?!
taco bell y u no cut mexican pizza??
butt y u no big like  nicki minaj
i'm a single lady y u no put your hands up!?
TOM
meme generator! Y U Put ugly skin peeling grandma on your website!?
Bacon y u no marry me
ginger kids y u no have souls?
Lotus notes Y U so bullshit?
Slender man y u no make justin bieber disappear
1 doctor of 10 y u no agree whit others nine?!
Twilight movies? y u no stick your head in oven instead?
mom y u no stop talking through good songs on the radio?
today y u no accomplish anything
facebook y U SO BORING
Sales Dept y u no get all requirements before starting project?
Those times when you keep flipping your pillow while sleeping y u no stay cool?
computer y u no load
I send email Y U NO email back
Netflix y u no let me get anything done?
Ignorance y u so bliss?
Ochocinco y u no speak spanish right?!?!?
y u drive prius so slow in fast lane y u no move over hippy
LeBron james y u no win championship?
Leonidas y u no dine in burger king
Diablo 3 fans y u no thankful!?
Comments y u no show up?
Summer! Y U No Sunny!?!?!
People  Y U NO ONLINE
Italians  yu no talk without your hands
ps2 games Y U NO play on ps3 also?
GEOMETRY Y U NO MAKE SENSE
TESTS Y U GIVE US CALCULATOR
Brain y u no work when i need you to!!!
intersection is empty! y no u turn?
gandalf Y I no pass?
philosoraptor y u no make anti-school memes?!
neighbor YU No wear earphones?!
pokers y u keep poking me?!
USB Y U NO COPY FASTER?
People y u be so stupid?!
Justin Bieber Y U no sound like man
BLIZZARD Y U NO STRESS TEST!?!?
memegen Y U Not so popular
British weather y u no nice?
teacher  y u give homework over break?!
Religion y u no stay out of politics?
facebook y u no delete timeline
popular group y u no accept me
sends wrong text message y u no cancel ?!
insanity wolf y u no brush your teeth?
nickelodeon y u no bring back good shows???
meme generator y u no show my images
Rpg Games Y u no have save points
Pure maths y u make me feel like a retard!?
deadmau5 y u no  release new songs!?
FLAVOURED BUTTER Y U NO EXIST?
Norf Kowea wocket y u no work?
God y u no like africa?
Hot chick Y u no want the NyQuil?
y u no gtfo
Students y u no stop talking about exams after exams?
Facebook! y u no obcelete yet
Daft Punk y u no new albums !
George Lucas  Y U No quit ruining Star wars
Ea games y u make so much dlc?
Reading 2012 Y U NO have good line-up?!
Bioware y u no fix mass effect 3 face importer?
NIPPLES Y U NO LOOK GOOD SOFT??
Call of Duty y u no realistic
bad grades y u no smoke weed and get high?
michael bay Y U NO LEAVE 80's CARTOONS ALONE?
slim shady y u no remember your name
Legs Y U No work
JETS Y U NO SIGN PEYTON?
hat y u not on head where left u
Shikari? Y U NO ENTER YET?
HOMEWORK Y U NO DONE!??!!
TIME Y U NO GO SLOWER?!?
CHUCK NORRIS Y U NO HATE JUSTIN BIEBER?!
fart Y U NO SMELL GOOD
WI-FI y u No WORK PROPERLY
Hey Wife Y U No in the kitchen?
officer y u no let me go? she say she 18
Justin Bieber Y U No Let selena have real man
Life Y U NO MAKE SENSE?
xbox live y u no free!!!!!!!!
boyfriend y u no call
y U No  accept my friend request
Hagrid Y U NO Bring hogwarts letter
parents! y u come in when fapping?
lebron james y u no join dunk contest
gangplank Y u no run out of oranges?
ANGRY BIRDS Y U NO FUN
1914france1939 y u no have balls
People on Meme Generator Y U make captions that already exist?
star wars y u no real?!
STEAM Y U NO LET ME PLAY BF3
tequila Y U NO HAVE STOP SIGNS??
LIBRARIANS Y U NO STOP WATCHING ME!
tom brady  y u no get over it
LIFE Y U NO BE FAIR TO US?
Sora y u no wear normal sized shoes????
ps3 y u no have backwards compatibility?
misfits y u no bring back nathan!
I phoned 24 times y u no phone back?!?!
y u no shut up and just do your job?
DuRACELL BUNNY Y u no stop running?
SHAZAM Y U NO FIND THE SONG !
Random people y u add me on fb
SOPA PIPA Y U NO COME WITH HONEY
friends y u no respond to my funny mail
THESIS Y U NO WRITE YOURSELF?!
SOPA BLACKOUT ANNOUNCEMENTS  Y U NO READ?
skyrim y ur horses are anti-gravity?
honey badger y u no care?!?!
radiator y u no turn off?!
FACEBOOK Y U SO STUPID!?
Hey blood relative why U no call?
friendpool.net y u so PROMISING?
younger generation y u no have class
tim tebow y u let god down??
Y U No Wear Clothes Fatty?
hate new facebook? y u no deactivate account
Police officer Y u no like me driving by real fast?
I Have milkshake Boys y u no come to the yard
Search bar Y U No find my memes?
Girls Y u no go out with me
LYNX Y U NO MAKE ANGEL FALL ON ME
SkYRIM ...YOURE PERFECT
cameras Why you add 10lbs?
life y u no have ctrl z ?
Girl i have huge crush on Y u no liek bak!?
sicrow y u no stream bible black
j.k. rowling y u no writes a new saga and saves this generation
Google Docs Y U No make mobile better?
memory y u no forget old phone numbers?
MOZILLA! Y U NO FIX FIREFOX!
BILINGUAL GIRL Y U NO POST FUNNY THINGS IN ENGLISH
RAIDERS Y U NO PLAY DEFENSE?
Cold pizza... y u so delicious??!?
CD PLASTIC COVER Y U NO COME OFF?
Android running adobe flash y u No CrASH Like steve jobs say it would?
'merry christmas' Y U NO CHRISTMAS is tomorrow ?
JESUS Y U NO  HELP TEBOW WIN ANYMORE
meme generator y u no look the same?
MIRROR Y U SO UGLY?
HEY JUSTIN BIEBER  Y U NO SHAT UP!!!
SANTA Y U NO GET ME PRESENTS
mods  y u no wake up!?
niko bellic y u no use gloves in game
captain price y u no CAUTERIZE soap?
hey hipsters! y u no learn more guitar chords
Blizzard y u no nerf zerg
SELF Y U NO SLEEP?
professor y u no post grade?!
u like it y u no put ring on it?!
people on intervention y u no realize you're on intervention in the beginning
Internet y u no let me sleep
spacebar yunowork
pencils i find y u no have eraser
Brother Y u no accept family request?
Math Y U NO Make sense
''Forever Alone'' guy y u no get girlfriend..or at least a cat?!?!
Skyrim Guards y u no get better knee armor
it's my birthday y u no drunk yet ?
FUS RO DAH Y U NO WORK IN REAL LIFE?!
winter break y u no come sooner?
socially awkward penguin y u no hang out with socially awesome penguin?
Famous people y u no answer on twitter!
SKYRIM Y U NO LET ME STUDY?!
FACEBOOK TOP NEWS Y U AUTO SCROLL WHEN Im READing COOL POST?!
skyrim guards y u no get better knee armor
meaning of life y u no 43?
facebook y u no dislike?
BRO y u no mad?
Skyrim guards y u all take arrow in the knee?
ECLIPSE Y U A PILE OF DOGSHIT??
Arrow to the knee jokes Y u no funny anymore
mORNING Y U SO BAD?
mirror why you no handsome
FINALS Y U No HAVE AUTOFILL ?!?!?!?!
crush Y U NO BE ONLINE
y u no have text at top of meme?!
MIDDLE FINGER Y U POKE THROUGH TOILET PAPER?
Borg y u no think outside box?
POLICE IN RIOT GEAR Y U NO PEPPER SPRAY 1%! ONLY 99%!
dog in back of pickup y u no jump out and be free?!
LEVEL Y U NO HIGHER?!
Bullied Kid Y u no fus ro dah
AMERICANS Y U NO GIVE MILITARY BUDGET TO NASA?!
Brain y u no focus?
SKYRIM Y U NO LET ME HAVE SOCIAL LIFE??
WALLET
my firend's girlfriend y u not get a job?
Lane partner y u no stun?!!!
justin beiber y u no hit puberty
guitar picks y u no stop disappearing?
Weekend Y U no everyday!?
learns nothing in school Y U NO TEACH US?
see people underperform Y U NO WANT TO BE GOOD
MADONNA Y U NO AGE?
pc gamers y u no nice to consoles
Fox y u no barrel roll!
Y U no respond To my Facebook chat?
Soulja boy y u no tell em?
SMILEYPIZZA! Y U NO FRIEND ME!
SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS Y U NO BLOWING UP SQUIDWARDS HOUSE?!
Daft punk y u no release another album
Mc Rib y u no digest?
Time y u no slow down?
the door y u no close it?
cleverbot y u no understand what i tell you?
mac y u no good as commercials say?
CHAIR y u not my bed
Facebook feed y u no have funny?!
Woman! why u no be ready on time!
blue balls  y u no stop hurting
BLACK HOLE SUN Y U NO COME?
Weather! Y U NO MAKE UP YOUR MIND?!
obama y u no make change?
olivia and lincoln y u forget u dealing with shapeshifters
skyrim y u no out yet?!?!?!?
y u no knock  i almost had A KILLING SPREE
Research Paper y u no write yourself
MUSTACHE WHY U NO GROW?!?!
WEEKENDS Y U NO GROW UP?!
DPS Y u no accept dungeon finder?!
people with speaker y u no get earphone instead?!
alexandria! y u no answer when i ask?
cucumber y u change to pickle!?
silly girls Y u no troll better
Lurkers Y U no unlurk ??
BIBLE Y U NOT KNOW IT's ROUND?!
dude in mirror y u no look good?!
IDEAS y u no come to me??
Nintendo y u no have hi-def consoles!?
facebook y u no stay same
U y u no get back to work
NOOBs Y u no play custom?
BRAIN Y U NO THINK OF GOOD MEME
eyes y u no look same direction?!?!
Momma. y u no believe me hearing sounds?!
alcatraz  y u no have dementors?
occupy wall street y u no occupy something productive?
girlfriend y u no stop talking shit?
NICK y U NO LET ELLIS FINISH HIS STORY ABOUT HIS BUDDY KEITH?
pencil Y U NO STAY SHARP?
red light y u no turn green?
itunes Y U NO RECOGNISE ipod
facebook friends  y u no like status
under aged kids y u no 18?
wtf y u no ftw??
Scooby Y U NO EAT KIBBLE
google docs y u no upate?
Hello World Why you no compile?
Homework Y U No complete yourself
y u no guy y u no stop complaining
HEALTHY STUFF Y U NO TASTE GOOD?!?!
iPhone y u no support flash?
BABIES Y U NO GO TO SLEEP
alt+f4 y u no close
GLUTEN Y U NO STAY OUT OF FOODS
world y u no update facebook via dsi?
Hips y u no lie?
romo y u no take testosterone supplement
westboro baptist church Y U no understand steve jobs invented iphone?
FAT GIRLS y u no wear longer skirts?
girls y u no grab me and tell me hey?
goku y u no join vegeta or raddits
Google Why u no index us?
Apple jacks y u no taste like apples!?!
rake assets:precompile Y U SO SLOW
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SQUEAKY Y U NO VOICE
THE JONESZ Y U NO RELEASE SEASON TWO?!
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Obama y u NO TELL TRUTH?
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Fat People Y U No drink diet coke before u fat?!
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MILEY CYrus Y U NO PUT ON CLOTHES
The google y u no use it?
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Y U HURT ME TO THE DEPTHS OF MY SOUL???
21 Jumpstreet  Y U no 21
Y U NO use normal words!
why you like my comment then unlike it afterwards
all my friends y u no vote for me?!
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BEER WHY YOU NO MAKE ME FEEL GOOD THE DAY AFTER TOO!
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iron man y u boom boom all suits
I White Y U No make me colorful?
America y u went from blessing to curse?
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People of the internet WHY DON'T YOU USE PROPER GRAMMAR!?
Santa
Pizza hut    Y u no a hut made of pizza
EXCEL GIRL Y U NO COMPUTE MY ARRAY FORMULA
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WHY U SO HOT?
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Y Toronto District School Board transferred Ms.Vivian Mavrou to Martingrove Collegiate after she had sex with underaged students?
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PRINTER Y U NO PRINT
microsoft Y U NO MAKE WINDOWS 8 SIMPLE!?
Erdogan Y U NO SIKTIR GIT AMK?
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Y U No compile
meme generator y u no remove caps look
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Music Videos Y u no make sense?
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Bacon grease Y U No stay in pan?
LaDy gaga Y u no look Like lady
this is what you actually look like when trying to catch a foot ball y u no catch?
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facebook Y U NO ALLOW ANIMATED GIFS?
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crush y u no reply??
XBOX Y U NO STOP CHARRING PEOPLE MONEY TO PLAY
British Person Y U NO GET SARCASM?
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I find good song y u no repeat 10000000 times
turbo tax y u ask so many questions?
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Y U NO USE CAPLOCK
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FALAFEL  y U NO 2 EURO ?
BRAIN
Confession bear y u no funny!?
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EA
Studying y u no fun?
GOOGLE CHROME Y U NO STOP CRASHING?
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JUSTIN BIEBER Y U NO QUIT MUSIC CAREER
SPAIN Y U NO JOBS
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2012 apocalypse y u no begin
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tourettes guy Y u no say nice things
y u put onions? i no ask for fkn onions
Shaylah schmor y u no admit u kill ashlee hyatt?
you
U ask me to clean y u no make it easy to find cleaning stuffs!?
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Sony Online Entertainment... Y U NO have good forums?!
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y u no stop crying
hurricane sandy y u no go away?
i poked u in facebook y u no poke back
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GOOGLE Y U NO PENALISE LINK SPAM
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!@#$%^& Why u no flush the toilet!?
HOCKEY PLAYERS Y U NO WANT HALF OF 3 BILLION DOLLARS??
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MJOLL THE LIONESS Y U NO KHAJIIT?
Y U NO date me? I so sexy.
Obama Administration y u no give lybia embassy marines?
Romney y u no like big bird
FACEBOOK Y U NO BOOK?
Ian Somerhalder y u no follow me?
Y U No STOP SAYING GANGNAM STYLE!?!
Chick fil a y u no EXIST in michigan!?
DEAR MR PRESIDENT Y U NO TAKE WALK WITH ME
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StudenT COUNCIL Y U NO Have class clown position
Language? y u no know i speak english?
SAMSUNG Why You no create your own platform?
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y u no like my meme?
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students y u no wish me good luck before the actual exam and not on results day?
EVERYONE WHY U NO LIKE ME?!
Here's Number Y u no call me... maybe
Sticky note... Y u no sticky????
ben 10 y U NO 11 YET?
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y u no meme y u no have hair!?
Nigeria y u no defend?
MEME Generator y u No fix Create new character?
SUMMER!!! Y U NO ACT LIKE IT?
Boyfriend y u no stay?
y u no make these in english?
Anime fangirls y u no like straight characters?
Windows: Y u no send error report?
MARIAH CAREY Y U NO MARRY SOMEONE YOUR OWN AGE?
VIETNAMESE hooker   Y u no love me long time?
GOD why you no unmake all MOSQUITOES?
50 CENT
2nd lieutenant y u no wear your cover outside?
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ENGLAND! Y U NO WIN PENALTY SHOOTOUTS?
Heat Y U NO Go away
i liked your photo Y U No like back?
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google y u no love tesla?
London olympics Why u no have quidditch?
CUTE GIRLS Y U No like me
ZOMBIE Y U ON MY LAWN
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Weather in Seattle Y u no Stay Sunny
pink y u no here for my entertainment?
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MARIO GOMEZ Y U NO PLAY LIKE THIS IN UCL FINAL
Girls y u go duckface all the time
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meme generator y u no stop generating?
Crush Y U No answer my message on facebook?
GIRL Y U LIE ABOUT AGE?
y u no play team fortress 2???
prometheus y u no good?
Justin Bieber -- Boyfriend Y u didn't tell us whish one is yours
voldemort y u no die
brain y u no go sleep?
FACEBOOK y u no fun?
tries to install diablo 3 y u still have fire falling from sky
people on facebook y u no stop sending me farmville requests
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Built up courage to speak to girl on faceook why u no come online?!
hot russian girls y u no live in my area?
USB DEVICE MANUFACTURERS Y U NO use 1 standard USB Connector instead of inventing a new one??
F&#225;bio Y U SO SEXY?!
headphones y u no stay untangled?
STUPID GIRLS Y U NO SHUT UP!!!
GIRL Y u no feel same way!?!
Eidos Y U No make a nother Legacy of kain game
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Y U NO  REPLY QUICKER?!!!!
summer y u no be here?!?!?!
No Wifi y u no want me here?!
Tom Thibby why u no take drose out
Anti-depressants y u no fix my depression
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fitocracy Y U NO ALLOW ACCOUNT DELETING
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STUDENTS y u no show your working
8 hour work day y u feel like 16 hours
JUSTIN BIEBER Y U NO SING LIKE MAN
Gas Prices Y U NO Reasonable?!
Joker  y u so serious
New NBa Memes y u no original
loading bar y u no load last 10% instantly like you loaded the first 90%?
ASIAN PEOPLE Y U NO DRIVE SPEED LIMIT
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*Watching Scary Movie* y u no leave house?!
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wii y u no be quiet
Y U No Let me copy your hw
Psychologygurlz Y U No Single?
MAGIKARP Y U NO GOOD POKEMON??
Y U NO Speak English
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i lied guy y u no black and white?
PARENTS Y U NO ORDER BOOKS FOR STUPID CHILD?
Chris Y u no lick my balls for me
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Twilight series y u no as good as the hunger games??
why u no  reply me?
youtube Y U NO let me upload my video?
mom why u no buy nice car
tennis warehouse y u like every racket?!
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FIRST PERSON SHOOTER NOOBS Y U NO GET TRAINING BEFORE STARTING?!
Get Peter fired Y U No get fired to charles
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Prank calls Y u have no originality?!
FOLLOWERS! Y U NO ASK ME QUESTIONS?
Y U NO HAV GOOD GRADE its just math
I EMAIL YOU Y U NO EMAIL BACK?
if you are a deftones fan y u no be my boyfriend??
Costco Y u no accept food stamps
april fools jokes on fb y u no good?
y u no have controller assistants in other business units?
weather y u no make up your mind
Website Y U MAKE me log in?!?!?
Micheal bay Y u nO leave my childhood alone
Cockroaches Y u no die from Nuke yet die from flip-flop?!?!?!!?
santorum y u no mind u bizniz?!
ONE DIRECTION Y U NO FOLLOW ME?
kony y u no take me?
9gag Y U No NEW MEMES
BUGS Y U No stay outside screen
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Blow job Y u not blow on it
mainstream economists y u no consider private debt
walking dead season 3 y u no air sooner
ASIANS Y U NO LEARN HOW TO DRIVE?
GIRLS Y U TILT HEAD SIDEWAYS TO TAKE PICTUAAA!?!!?!?
hat y u no on head where left you
video on youtube y u no available in my country!?
God y u no talk to us anymore?
smart people y u no procreate?
memegenerator why you no let me delete misspelt memes?
steam y u no put good games on sale
Girlfriend y u no shut up
World y u no use one currency?
Tool Y U no make new album?
crush
i miss you y u no call ME!
facebook activists y u no stfu????
f1 key y u no useful like esc key?
rocks thrown at nickelback y u no boulders?
iphones y u no support flash?
meme generator y u no let me delete bad memes?
amreeka y u no bomb iran?
Can't aim Y U NO PUT SEAT UP?
COd Campers
American Capitalists & Republicans Y U NO use your money to buy brains?
polITICS  Y U NO MAKE SENSE
MLG Y U NO FREE LIVESTREAM
dishes y u no clean your self?
Why U no Shake what your momma gave you?
i'm the man in the box y u no come and save me?
If called barn y u no have animals?
STUDIES Y U NO END?
Greece y u no bankrupt
teenage life y u no go my way?
asians y u no get fat?
wife y u no provide emotional fulfillment
cold weather y u no here in brazil?!
Bruins y u no win when I go see you play
BRAS Y U NO COME UNDONE?
3 year old on xbox live y u no stfu
VENDING MACHINE y u no take dollar
wtf!?!? why u no like my status
MEME GENERATOR y u no make facebook login
Floormates y u no clean floor???
9gaggers y u no stop posting
TEAMSPEAK y u no have it running
american musicians y u no tour in america
stupid boomerang y u no go away
Nicki Minaj y u no take your medication
SHAMROCK SHAKE Y U no around all year!?!?!?
Force! Y u no work???
Cincinnati
blazers Y U NO play better away games
Miracles y u no happen to me?
Y U No have normal convo
people Y U no understand that posts in other languages are not funny
UVIC Y U NO KEEP BUNNIES
lazy bastard y u no close door?
DORA Y U NO GET SATNAV?
coach bob y u so gay?!
FACEBOOK Y U NO GRAMMAR
Managers y u no follow own rules?
Time why u go slow at school and fast at home
Riot Y u nerf lee sin?!
LIKE STREAK GIRL Y U NO SEEK THERAPY
girls y u always make kissy face when you no kiss no one???
internet conection y u no more fast!
TRAINS Y U NO STOP BEING LATE ?
person making dis mem y u no select language?
speaker Boehner y u no can stop crying?
Ramses Y u no let my people go?
federer y u no beat nadal?
people y u no care about acta
fbi
schettino why you no stay on boat???
FIRE ALARM Y U NO STOP BEEPING!
Real Madrid Y U no win for once?
Japan y u attack america so they attack us
Mail Man Y U Know My Adress?
school why u no die
BOss Y U NO COME when i really am working
Y U NO ENTER TEXT?
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fat y u no just go away?!
MILES Y U NO HAVE PROPER WEDDING
9GAG Y U NO SEND ME MY SIGN UP MESSAGE?
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england y u no snow?
France is good country y u no give triple a rating
Mrs.trivisonno y u no fast at grading?!
The ataris y U no just release the new album?!
bIEBER fEVER Y u NO DIE FROM IT
SMOKERS Y U NO HAVE LIGHTERs???
Fox Y U No USE GUS JOHNSON
Mathematics Y U No Fun?
hey why i look like demetri martin??
shoplifter. y u no smart?!?
meme generator y u change layout!!??
Gentoo Why u no stop compiling
brain y u no sleep?
y u no believe those ideas were mine
u say skype y u no answer?
slush puppy y u no taste as good as slurpee?
Spelling y u no do it rite
USA Y U NO HAVE ANY ENTRY LEVEL JOBS
stupid co-worker y u no shut up
Santa Y U NO visit me?!
CHUCK NORRIS! Y u make my face like this?!
mw3  y u no mw2 dlc
Friend Y U NO CALL ME BACK WHEN YOU SAY YOU WILL?
Yu suzuki y u no finish shenmue
UBUNTU y u TRY TO BE LIKE MAC
locust Walk Bridge Y U NO Be flat???
SKOOL Y U NO GIVE US WEEK OFF?
Y U No Cry  FOr dear LEADER?
iPhone Y U no SIRI!
MALLS IN Puerto Rico Y U NO EMPTY?
santa y u never give me what i like?
FACEBOOK Y U NO STAY DA SAME
Noob y u feed long time
9gag ppl  y u no use meme generator
2ne1 y u no care?
apple y u no make big mac?
life y u NO stop throwing your problems at us?
MINER WILLY Y U NO MAKE MARIA DO HER JOB?!
GOKu y u no get older?
Little kids y u no reach puberty
ICP KIDS Y U NO SHOWER?!
facebook y u look diffrent
WORK Y U NO DO YOURSELF?
Girl at bar y u no want to dance?
forever alone guy y u no use photoshop
Starbucks customers Y U No Order black coffee
shit y u no come before shower
gabby y u no be girly
Urlacher Y u no stop tebow?
Dragonborns y u no shout fus ro dah like in the trailer?
last assignment y u no easy to solve?
texts from bennett guy y u no read other messages?
my eyes y u no look in same direction
GAME Y U MAKE ME LOSE?
Friends y u no text meeeee
GRAD STUDENT Y U NO ABLE TO DO ANYTHING USEFUL WHATSOEVER
YOUtube y u no keep layout!?
photoshop y U no fill blue between my arms
justin y u no say never??
YOu Y U NO ASK ME PERMISSION?
Christmas Lights y u no stay untangled
SleepY head Y U NO WAKE UP??!
Nicholas Cage
FACEBOOK Y U CHANGE INSTEAD OF FIX
Dhanush y this kolaveri di??
JUnk food y u no calorie free?
Troll face y u no look like troll?
people y u no like me
Playboy Y U NO show everything?
retain count y u no work?
Heathcliff y u no come home??
facebook people y u no like escaping this life's facebook page?
teacher y u no tell us the exam answers?!
Asian y u no drive good?
left arm Y U NO MASTERBAIT LIKE RIGHT ONE?
Mustache Y u No symmetric
BUS Y U NO WAIT 4 ME?
fart y u no smell good
nasa why u no find real alien?
Ben Y U No lose weight
bf3 support guy y u no give ammo?
TEXAS A&M Y U NO LET ME TAKE ARTS?!?
Dracula y u no sparkle
high school crush y u already married??
Jimmeh Wales y u no hide your ugly face
CAt Y U No do my homework?
y u no auto-input password until already typing it?!?
Deluded person Y U NO ACCEPT REALITY?
TORRENTS Y U NO DOWNLOAD FASTER
LIfe Y u no not let me take break?
H&#228;agen-dazs y u so expensive?
history essay y u no complete yourself???
mw3
MEME GENERATOR Y U MAKE ME CHOOSE THE LANGUAGE?
Revolving door y you no close?!
COUNT CHOCULA Y U NO IN STORES ANYMORE?
neighbor's dog y u no shut up
AFTER EFFECTS... Y U NO RENDER RIGHT?!?
STAGE MICS Y U NO WORK EVERYTIME?!
Facebook Y U NO DIE?!
Girl I like Y U No feel same way?!
NINJA Y U NO LET ME SEE U ?!?
Leaves y u no stay in pile
internet y u so slow
Americans... y u so dumb?
asteroid yu55
spicy food y u no come with tums?
facebook humor pages y u no stop copy 9gag?
Packers y u no lose?
Reddit Y u no vote on my memes?!?
cops y u no get hit by a car when u give me a ticket
'i'm literally sat here laughing' y u no learn english?
I WRITE POEM FOR YOU. Y U NO CHOOSE ME?
OBAMA!!!!!! y u no send seals to kill the 1%
Ladies... Y U no post slutty halloween pics?
peach y u no carry pepper spray?
facebook mail y u no send notifications
Diablo 3 y u not out yet?
Steam y u no have KOTOR2
Michelle Renee Bush why u have no personality?
hey girl i poke on facebook y u no poke back!?
Anonymous y u no do it already !?
sKYRIM Y U NO OUT YET?
NOKIA Y U NO MAKE ANDROID
skyrim why u no out sooner?!
dragon nest y u no balance chain lightning
Sims Y U NO SAY ENGLISH?
pet cat y u no love me?!
texas rangers Y? Y?
HAIRCUT Y U NO LOOK LIKE PICTURE?
U Like Shakespeare? Y U No come to shakespeare in the square presents: Macbeth??
ATHEISTS and THEISTS Y U no keep your bullshit to yourself?
COMMERCIAL  Y U NO SMELL LIKE OLD SPICe
netflix y u no have good movies!?
8-BIt GAMEs Y U SO HARD?!
Cardinals y u no let rangers win game 6
SCARY BROCK Y U NO KEEP EYES CLOSED?!
Y this meme uses caps lock?
memegenerator.com y u no get rid of stupid video ads?
People! y u no rsvp?
close up y u so close
jack black y u no black
Woman Y U no understandable
occupy wall street y u no have clear agenda?
99% y u no get jobs?!?
Britney y u no kiss lady gaga
hot girls y u no 18?
Life Y U NO FAIR?
xbox live y u no let me go to bed?
Chuck norris y u no god tier?
WEEKENDS Y U no whole week
CLassmates y u no return borroed stuff before i 'm finished packing
Y U NO UNDERSTAND SARCASM
y u no smell my fart
memegenerator y u no able to delete meme!?!?
Hair Trimmer y u no trim while charging?
DARK SOULS Y U NO POSSIBLE?!?1
GOOGLE+ Y U NO LIKE MY 9GAG POST
CREEPY
sleep y u no come?
Y U No WANT TO SET THE WORLD ON FIRE
watto's shop y u no come?
engineer Y U NO FIX MY SENTRY ?!
tony romo y u no pass to right team?
hot 17 year old girls y u  no 18?
SLEEP
hOMOSEXUALS Y U STEAL LIGHT SPECTRUM?
*clicks generate* Y U NO SELECT LANGUAGE?
Nicolas Cage Y U Have No Emotion!?
SPONGEBOB Y U NO SHAMWOW
S.O.G! Y U late
Monsieur caubri&#232;re Y u no stfu during tests ?
college students y u no ask about my weiner?
MATH Y U NO MAKE YOURSELF EASIER
Marine Corps recruiter Why you no keep promise?
STUPID PERSON Y u no understand my humour?!
pet fish  y u no do anything
law school y u no easy ?
human kreon jazz y u no black man?
Their
WALLET Y U NO GIVE ME MONEY
facebook friend y u go ofline when we're chatting
Windows VISTA Y U NO WORK RIGHT
facebook y u no stay same??
peach y u no in this castle?
CREDIT CARD Y U NO HAVE MONIES
GIANT ANIME ROBOTS Y U NO EXIST IN My reality?
judo Y U NO MOVE?
brussel Sprouts
Y U No Y U No get nose job
hot lesbians y u no like guys?!
SCOTTY
justin Bieber  y u no come out of closet
Facebook Y U No have stfu button
FACEBOOK Y U NO LOOK LIKE FACEBOOK ANYMORE?
FACEBOOK ALWAYS CHANGING THEN Y U NO GIVE US DISLIKE BUTTON?
Light Y U NO FASTER Than Neutrinos??
SCARLETT JOHANSSEN Y U No BUY BETTER PHONE
PROCRASTINATION WHY U  NO LET ME STUDY
CHRISTIANS Y U NO HAVE PROOF ?
MATH Y U NO SOLVE UR OWN PROBLEMS?
can't eat whopper hands so small
TROPHIES-PS3.de Y U No arrange lotteries as you promised
Why sims social  is still under maintenance ?
games on floppy disk Y U ne o Work on  sony ps3??!!?
GIRLS FROM FACEBOOK Y U NO SHUT UP
MYSPACE y u let facebook weeeen?!?!1!one1!
Red hot chilli peppers Y U no make funk songs anymore?!
long distance relationships y u no  work
Beautiful girls y u so stupid
Children Y U NO UNDERSTAND SARCASM?
AMerica Y u no have jobs
vsphere snapshot y u no go faster
anthony y u no like me
DAMMIT DESMOND GROW A FREAKING PAIR
YOUR COMPUTER Y U NO USE LINUX?
voldemort y u no get a nose job?
y u no make better memes?
Why you no... (in ASCII)
watch dogs y u no have multiple save slots?
james bond y u no age
why you no listen to me sooner
Conspiracy theorists y u no speak coherently
Memes/funny pictures y u no use different font?
y i no kill myself?
hobby lobby employees y u no buy your own rubbers?
peter and chicken y u no stop fighting and make up?!
cod y u no sell cod
drunk straight girl y u no make out with me?
notch y u no make circles
Game of thrones y u no air new episode next week?
Michael Jackson y u no stay black
SCHOOL Y U NO GIVE fewer assignments?
Y U NO HALFGUARD ? Y U NO BUTTERFLY GUARD ???!!
Government y u so stupid
Y u no trend #demimeetbre?
y u no eats? u willz die!
Valve WHY U NO space out updates?
BALROG Y U NO PASS?!?
the great cornholio y u no find your own tp for your bunghole?
WORLD Y U NO PEACE?
Grapefruit y u no purple?
stopwatch y u no make watch not work
GIRL I LIKE Y U NO STAY IN TOWN?
mathematics... y u no solve your own problems
MODI SARKAR Y U NO STOP?
TOILET Y U NO STAY UNCLOGED
ghost moves y u no hit normal types?
winrar y u no expire?
Most Interesting Man In The World y u no stay in your own meme?
Handsome Jack Y U No just kill the vault hunters
Alergies y u no go away
UGH PEOPLE Y U NO KNOW THAT #00FFFF IS THE HEXIDECIMAL VALUE FOR CYAN???
time! u go forwards y u no go backwards too?!
life!  y u no fair?
2002 y u no come back?
gyarados y u no dragon type?
charizard y u no dragon type?
tool y u no on spotify?
Las Vegas monorail y u no go to airport
Y U no kill justin beiber
girlfriend y u no touch my junk
elton john y u no use John as first name?
Teen Titans Go Y U NO GOOD?!
CLOUD Y U NO HAPPY ???
FRIENDS Why you no likey each other??
bigfoot  y u no have small feet?
creepypasta y u no have pasta that's creepy?
Y U No use simple words
Drake y u no take me home
johnny y u no funny
skylox... y u no like?
meme generator
SCHOOL Y U NO TEACHING ME?!
Kim Jong-un Y U NOT KNOW UNCLE IS NOT DOG FOOD ?
People taking pictures of food y u think people care?
people taking selfies y u no stop?
Tv-series y u no good in winter months?
memegenerator y u no make it easier to sign up?
-  2013  - why u no have good days
aaaaaaaah everything's so fuuuuuucked uuup
philsoraptor  y u have more upvotes
Car in front of me: Light is Green Y U No go?!
bowser koopA Y U NO STAY CONSISTENT  SIZE?
Youtube commenters
Students and Teachers Y U no have carpool to yu??
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DOCTOR
U PRETTY WHY U NO AGREE
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Chrome Y U no close tabs to the left?
Y U DRINK ALL THE WINE?
PAULSOARESJr y u no make mVm day 14?!
Y u no no y u no y?!?
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Y U NO WIZARD HARRY?
Boobs! y u no stay put when i go jogging?
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FREJO WHY U NO STOP BEING SHIT
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Y u no  Make your own memes
y u no put this corrupt administration in gitmo prison?
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Y U No understand What a Fluffnark Is
BRENDAN Y u have fluffy chin
Lucas  y u no use healing Ω on claus?
guys... y u no follow the news
Marvel's Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. y u no enjoyable to watch?
/r/pokememes Y U NO USE IMGUR
why dont you like me i just wanted to stalk you
haters y u no join the herd
controler y u no have batteries
Ben Swann why u no report on Adam Kokesh's arrest
facebook y u no haz faces
Ha-Ha. Should i laugh?
DHALIN I MISS YOU Y U NO ANSWER ME?!
ANIME CHARACTERS Y U NO TALK IN SYNC?
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you like my post y u no like me
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Germany y u no beat usa in football
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MINECRAFT Y U NO GIVE ME DIAMONDS?
GTA5 Why u no have PC version
Y U NO GO FK YOURSELF
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brain y u no work?
YO
Y  U No Stop looking at me!
Microsoft Word y u no let me draw straight line?
crush y u no chat me?
memegenerator y u no work?
VALUSA WHY YOU NOT COME HOME ?
GORILLAZ Y U NO MAKE LONGER MUSIC
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'90s nickelodeon y u no run on nick now?!?
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Hey Y u no guy why you say why you no?
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MBANK Y U NO WORK EVER
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Mansion Nightclub Y U NO B IN OREGON?
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TEachers  y u no teach us!?
Problem is so simple y u no confirm?
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jeff the killer y u no kill justin bieber?
MYSTERY BOX Y U NO GIVE ME GOOD WEAPON
y u no run?
MITSubishi ! Y U NO SELL d:5  IN uk
internet y u no faster
nascar y u drive in circle
ONE PIECE Y U NO HAVE NEW OPENINGS
liver y u no let me drink as much as i want to
mr. otte y u no listen!?
disney y u no make new '101 dalmatian' movie?
NHL Why you no hockey?!?
LE CRUSH Y U SO CUTE????
NIKO BELLIC Y U NO WANT TO GO BOWLING?
Y U NO SELECT LANGUAGE? y u no shut up!
victoria's secret y no make victor's secret
siri y u no want to marry me?!
Tony romo  Y u no throw ball to your own team?!
Teachers EVERYDAY WORDS Y U NO LEARN?
Woman Y U No Make Sandwich
ONLINE GAME Y U NO PAUSE?
Y U NO GIMMIE SOME CANDY
meme y u no get lots of likes
MARTY MCFLY Y U NO THINK FOURTH DIMENSIONALLY
Girlfriend y u no want tha d
'12 -12 -12 IS... LAST REPETITIVE NUMBER WE'LL EVER SEE' Y u NO KILL YOURSELVES
clark kent y u no write stories for daily planet?
Dr.who Y u no kill hitler
cartman y u no be skinny you fat ass
holidays y u no last forever?
we're the only two in here... y u no pick a different urinal?!?
BRAIN  Y U NO SLEEP
Y U NO +1?
powerpuff girls y u no have fingers?
HITLER Y U NO LIKE JUICE?
new youtube y u no good
self y u no stop procrastinating?
saints y u no beat the falcons
Wilford Brimley y u no say 'diabetes' right?
wifi y u no work
toronto maple leafs... y u no win stanley cup more ?!
myself y u no at minecon
tobymac y u make so many remixes
ELEvator!!!! Y u no go 13th floor?!?!?!
VOTERS Y U NO ELECT LESSER OF THREE EVILS?
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smart tv u no help me with homework
BOYFRAN Y U NOT KNOW ANYTHING?
T.V y u no have anything good on
customer y u no listen to what i say?
World Y U No last till xMas
hostess company yu go bankrupt on thanksgiving?
sarah jessica parker Y U No hot?
pANdora internet radio y u no work outside usa?
why you girls  still do ducklips?
memegenerator y u no let me delete my duplicate memes
LAIN TRZASKA
Hunter Hellquist y u no drop Bee Shield?!
Steak night y u no happen more?
I phone5  y u no fit in skinny jeans
December 21st
HAIR Y U NO stay on head?
Girls Y u no always dress this way
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ea y u no return to steam
girls y u no make sense
PLATFORM VENDORS Y U KEEP BREAKING JAVA3D?
ADOBE FLASH Y NO NO STOP CRASHING
Baby Jesus  Y u no stop rain 4 playoffs?
so many women y u no have binders?
Black People Y U no tip?
VYgotsky y i no find theory
BROTARDS Y U NO SHUT UP ABOUT PEWDIEPIE VS. WHOEVER?
BOSS Y U NO SMARTER THAN ME
slenderman y no take my sister
Sony why y no show Claris true face
cellphone
Parents y u no close door when leaving?
Popcorn kernals y u no all pop
MLB schedule Y U Make no sense??
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chief keef why you wanna bang bang?
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Y u no  Charge people for those screaming babies on the flight
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ABP RELOADED Y U NO LOAD?!
Y U NO SHUTDOWN PC !?
JAPAN Y U NO PORT?
Ermahgerd y u ser hert?!
red suit y u no live in star trek?
Fate Y U Shovel shit in my face?
People in the cinemas Y U no shut up and use your eyes instead of your mouth?
elevator y u go down first when light says go up?
jungler y u no gank?
Beauty sleep y u no make me beautiful?
Y U NO GUY Y u no have same amount of fingers on both hands!
Apple y u no make new connector thats not microusb
MONDAY Y U NO START LIKE AT 12:30 P.M??
KAKASHI y u let rin die?
OBAMA Y U NO GIVE ME JOB
white blood cells y u no work?!?!
video games y u no in olympics
Data recovery Y U nO fINISSSHH?
When i shoot in halo 3 y u no stay still?????
Mom Y U nO Give me lunch money
Sorority girls y u no get your head out of your ass???
y u no  call me !?
pigs y u no fly!
OUTLOOK? Y U NO USE GMAIL?
almost 500 views y u guys no sub
Y U No Love MEH I Shower Just For u!!!!
Y U NO GET A FACEBOOK RANGER
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Mom y u no follow GROCERY list
bane y u no blow up gotham?
DAY SHIFT GIRL Y U NO LIKE GINNY WEASLEY?
TIMELINE Y U NO LEAVE ME ALONE
nintendo y u no make decent metroid
american pickers y u no ask for bottom price first
The lesson ends when the bell rings teacher
JAMES Y U NO BOND
Voulez-vous coucher avec moi ce soir Y U NO UNDERSTAND?
JENKINS Y U NO BUILD?!
ladies y u no stop dating assholes?
tpynig fignres Y U NO WERK RIHGT???
memegenerator.net y u no fix optimizer?
bacon y u no good for me?
RAIN Y U NO STOP?!
dear house y u no have food?!
Skype Y u no close window?!
AUSTRALIAN OLYMPIC TEAM Y U NO WIN GOLD MEDAL?
GIRL I LOVE Y U NO MAKE FIRST MOVE
youtube y u no upload faster
Mcdonald's y u no deliver?!?
justin beiber y u no talk like man
phelps y u no keep swimming?
people why u no use android?
ICELAND Y U NO HAVE ICE
AMERICANS Y U NO AMERICA TAKES FROM ALASKA TO CHILE
apple y u no call the new ipad ipad 3?
DORA!  Why you call yourself an explorer
leprechaun why uno give me marshmellows
girlfriend y u no multiply with complex conjugate and become real?
Feminists Y U NO HOT chicks ?
Policitans y u no make sense?
Computer at Work yu no have flash player?
y u no select language
London y u spend so much for the olympics?!
bane from 'dark knight rises' y u no have venom?
Anime girls Y U no wear pants?
Bane y u no subtitled?
I TXT U y u no txt bak?!
HACKERS Y U NO  PLAY LEGIT
boyfriend y u no propose!?
wallet y u no full of cash
Mcdonalds cashier lady y u no make me rolo mcflurry?
Co-Workers Y U no flush toilet!!
England: y u always rain?
Facebook y  no fun during summer?
sonia y u no smell jason toe !?
google y u know everything?
TETOS HAIR Y U SO HARD TO DRAW???
Siri
Jay-z y u no ball soft
Y U  Try to fix me? I no broke!
Hey miyamoto! y u no throw the pikmin?
GOOGLE Y U NO HELP MY FRIEND OUT?!
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y u no shave asscrack?
if u like it y u no put ring on it?
STREET SKOLLA Y U NO QUIT RAPPING?
Y U NO not mess with other objects properties?
Mom Why you no stfy
stomach y u no hold more foods!?
facebookers y u no life
sparta  y u no close your mouth
mrdangirdas y u no play dem gaimz?!
why you no go out with me
police y u no like my driving
other brand noodles y u no tasty?
Hey I just met you
iPhone y u no live?!?!?!
Ron and Rand y u sell out your peoplez?
Flies  Y U No Hold still
CREATOR Y U NO COLOUR SPACE BETWEEN MY ARMS?
Diablo 3 Y U so easy
Why you no load... Error 37
Y u No Plus 1 my stuff?
Blizzard Servers y no prepare for d3 login?
diablo 3 y u no login?
underwear y u no stop showing stains?
This cubicle why you no clean!?!
HEY YOU Y U NO IN BED?!
Ariel
shower y u no come out hot water
omer asik y u no make free throws???
ALTAIR Y U NO SWIM
FIRE Y U STILL FALL?!
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girls in booty shorts?! y u no wear hooker heels and complete the hoe look?
Phillies  y u no score runs!
school y u no start at 11 am?
Perfect song
UFK DUBstep Y U NO UPLOAD GOOD DUB
Scarlett Johansson Y u no bend over when u take pic of ur ass?
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Volumes y u so good?
meme generator y u no have facebook social plug-in?
housecarl lydia y u no come back to me?
Unicentral y u no party?
outlook y u no understand typos like google?
toilet paper roll y u no refill!!!
creme eggs y u no available all year?!
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Students y u no show your working
gingers y u no have soul ?!?
Red mountain meme page y u no give up
Friend Y U No tell mom i at your house?
dammit meme generator y u no put this meme in two characters
most interesting man y u no stop posting your meme lines over me?
y u no  share this page
WAS MATA'S GOAL OVER THE LINE OR NOT ? Y U NO LOOK AT THE 4 OTHER CLASSY GOALS CHELSEA SCORED !
APUSh TEXTBOOK Y U NO get To The point?
Optimistics Y U NO STFU!?
Damn girl y u no single?
Fat y u no go to boobs?
Gmail Y U No let me see emails ?
GIRls y u no say yes
Cheryl  y u no tell me
NIall horan y u no get in my bed
KONY  y U NO DIE
predator missle y u no kill someone else?!?!?!?!?!?
youtube y u no delete justin bieber music instead of miku music
mcdonalds y u no sell sad meal?!
Doritos locos taco y u no hold together at all?
naruto y u no have hinata's babies?
creating meme y u no select language after 100th time
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dexter y u no good anymore
Q.A. people Y U NO SET 'redirect url on success'?
y u no y u no y u yes
North korea y u no make working rocket
I just bought you dinner y u no say thank you?!
#SWL2012 Y U No Every Weekend?
vegetarians y u no make animal retirement home
science y u no make real sex with long distance boyfriend possible over internet connection?
Bieber y u no admit you're gay?
MEMe generator y u no paint under my armhole?
body y u no sleep?
wife y u no make sandwich?
SCUMBAG CUSTOMERS Y U COME IN TO EAT 15 MINUTES BEFORE CLOSE?
Doctor who y u no have season 7 already??
buffalo bills y u no win super bowls?
honey badger y u no care?
CHRISTY VELEZ Y U SO SEXY?
david Cameron y u no like pasties?
willy wonka meme why no one good enough for you!
NETFLIX Y U NO HAVE GOOD INSTANT STREAMING MOVIE
3 musketeers y u come in 1 piece
SharT Y u no WarN me?
hot girls! why you date douchebags!?
netflix y u no have deep throat
OXEYE GAMES AND MOJANG Y U NO UPDATE COBALT
Body and mind Y u no tell me it's late as balls?!
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crispix y u no on sale
dad y u no good at cooking
Miss LAW Y U NO LET ME TAP THA ASS!!
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Oldman y u no run fast like turtle
meme generator why you no use spell check
Y U NO do something
Wallet y u no in pants
School lunch... Y U no 1.50 anymore?
mr.pedo y u no give me real candy
REPUBLICANS Y U NO HAVE GOOD CANDIDATE?
pee y u no stay in when i laugh
Beautiful Women Y u no date me
Biraru-san y u no close msn when u go sleep ?!
Models Y u no eat food
Christians WHY U NO STOP GIVING PAMPHLETS?
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Monday y u no Love me
myyearbook pervs why you say to her online but not to her face
xenosaga y u no remake for ps3?!
meme generator y u no have first day internet kid
YOUNG HIPSTERs y u translate memes in own language?! it's no Funny!
Santa y u no real?
car
PONY 2012 Y U NO SAVE PONIES?
GIRLS! Y U ALWAYS CHOOSE SCUMBAGS OVER DECENT GuYS??
Family y u no leave my leftovers alone?
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FOREIGN TEACHERS WHY U NO TALK SLOWER
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If it was so easy... Y U No do it Urself?
playstation y u no maintain yourself?
arrow to the knee jokes y u no longer funny?
bing y u no underst& we h8 u
Microsoft word y u No use autosave?
non indians why you look indian?!
Roman abramovic y u no stop sacking managers?!
youtube y u no give me money
sleep Y U No come to me?!
Mass EFFECT 3 CRACK Y U NOT HERE YET
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Popular girls how you know so many people?
oven y u no let me put bacon in?
BRYZ Y U NO stop the puck
Y U NO  GIMME COOKIE
girlfriend y u no lower both toilet lids when done
Brain y u no work during tests?
SHOPS Y NO OPEN 24/7?
Pro Wrestling Y u no be real?
socks y u no stay together?
OMG COMPUTER why you want die
MEME Y U SO FUNNY
Money Y U no like me?
BLIZZARD Y U DON'T GIVE ME A DIABLO 3 BETA KEY?
SPARTACUS 3RD SEASON Y U NO GOOD?
Homework y u no do yourself
CARTOONIST Y U NO GIVE ME REAL HANDS? I NO CAN WIPE MY ASS WITH THESE!!
9GAG Y u make memes & rage comics mainstream
WOMEN Y U NO IN KITCHEN?
school y u no go to hell?
Rick santorum y u no stop thinking about gay sex?
mama mia y u no let me go?
GRADES Y U NO BE BETTER?
ANCIENT ALIENS! Y U NO COME BACK ?!?!?
rebecca black Y U NO drop off the edge of the wurld
lasagne portion y u so small?
yu no put word above me
Cat! y u no stop farting on me?
Real slim shady why u no stand up?!
Why you no SHUT UP!!!?!
WEATHER Y U SO HOT TODAY?
HAMMY Y U NO BANG HER
Mel Gibson Y u No like british
facebook y u no have less grammar errors?!
Dad  y u no love me
BALANCE SHEET Y U NO BALANCE?!
ARSENAL Y U NO DEFEND!?
HAMBURGER BUNS Y U NO EXIST IN HOUSE
you guys are my 'best friends' y u no let me sleep for work..?
young earth creationists y u no make sense?
FACEBOOK USERS Y U NO LIKE GOOGLE +
Bartenders y u no clean properly?!
Sean Y u no pass test yet?
Goddammit collective y u so delicious?
Games don't make people violent  lag does
Creationists Y U no Accept Science?
See Person alone in study Room why u Need study room?!
Maintenance Why u no come?
Girl Wearing rain boots? Y U no splash in puddles?
Onions!! y u no taste as good as you smell?
dora y u no get GPS
School y u no give me snow day
irs y u no gimme my money back as fast as u take it?
ex gf y u no be mine again ?
MASS EFFECT 3 DEMO Y U NO SAVE DATA
HUI PING Y U EAT SO MUCH??
anti-freeze y u no taste like kool-aid
Dark Lord Sauron y u no forge new ring?
Gerard way y u no tweet?
Love
CRUSADER KINGS 2 Y U NO CHEAPER?
paper towel dispenser why you no dispense paper towels?
U Y U NO STUDY
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!! Y U NO ANSWER PHONE CALL?
UR BON BON Y U NO SHAKE?
gantz y u no continue animated series
I NO PLAY FACEBOOK GAMES y u no stop sending requests
Lisa y u no stop tearing me apart?
Politicians Y U no do what you said
ALEX TURNER Y I NO SPIN YOUR PROPELLER?!
NIGGAH! Y I NO HEAR FROM U ANYMOAR?!
IF you used it y u no recylce it
FACEBOOK y u no show reactionS
4chan Y u no leik me?
Emo Y u so sad?!?!
y u no cash?!? i no take personal check!!!
Valve Y u no release Half life 3
celeb big brother why u no have real celebrities!?
y u no  make metal gear awesome 3?
Smartphones y u no smart?
bubble witch saga y u no give me right ball??
TEAM WHY U NO PLAY GOOD?!
women y u no give bj and stfu
John cena y i no see you?
blue background y u no between my arms?
poutine y u so good
Politicans in Germany y u so stupid to adopt sopa?!
Marketers Y U No Leave Facebook Alone
School Y u no fun?!?
Sopa Y  u shut down reddit?
JAVA Y U NO UPDATE?!
ARRESTEd development y u no download faster!?
Heart y u no forget crush?
RIOT Y U NO BUFF SHEN?!
PEOPLE WHO BUYS AN EXPENSIVE IPOD Y U NO BUY BETTER EARPHONES OR HEADPHONES
Taco Bell Y u no deliver?
DELICIOUS FOODS Y U NO HEALTHy ?!?
Hot Dogs Why You No Come In Same AMOUNT as buns
Dear meme; Y U NO NO SAY 'WHY YOU?'
emo dude y u no say anything good bout urself?
I GOT YOUU! y u STALKING ME!!
X-Men Movie Creators Y U No Stick To Story?
APHEX TWIN Y U NO DROP
PAPER Y U NO WRITE YOURSELF
HARSHIT Y U NO CHANGE NAME
family y u no leave me alone
People y u no like facebook timeline?
LOHRI HAS COME & GONE WINTER
Italy y u no stand and fight?
Adiego why you no give cbpp code
Lsu Tigers y u no win BCS?!
Hey u y u no park good
battery y u no full?
professor y u no put grades up!?
Thesis Y u no finished?
people in horror movies y u fall down?!
America! Y u no lose weight?
9gaggers y u no stop re-posting
Gandalf Y U No let me Pass?!
Game Y u no easy?
Vegeta  U no die in silence !?
9GAG servers overload Y U No happen when i have to study?
e.t. y u no just skype?
Justin Bieber y u ruin beatles song?
NETFLIX Y U OFFER CRAP?
DEcember Y U NO SNOW?
KFC Y U NO HAVE CHICKEN??!
ANGRY birds y u no fly at the piggies?
Y U NO GUY Y U NO LET ME UNSEE YOU
CAT WHY U No stop jumping on counter?!
titanic y u sink if u say u unsinkable!?
boobies y u no there when bra comes off??!
Lottery Y u no let me win?!?!?
honest politicians y u no exist in brazil?
Lebron james y u no has ring?!
Book Y U NO HAVE MOVIES
I SHARE WITH YOU Y NO SHARE BACK?!
Password/ Username Y u no correct
life y u no make sence
Brandon Nevins y u no give shit about eight
Dad Y u No come home?
SAnta claus Y u no bring me present?
meme generator y u never work??
LOVE Y U NO COME TO ME
Почему ?ам не ?тав?т автомат?
Raegan danielle y u no see your perfect match is giving you clues?! are you really smart?!
ALIENWARE Y U NO CHEAP?!
Justin bieber y u no dead?
ROSIE JONES AND STACEY MASSEY Y U NO LIVE NEXT DOOR?!
ADVERTISMENT Y U IN BOTTOM-RIGHT CORNER!?
hair y u grow in nose but not hair!?
LOVE Y U NO AT FIRST SITE?
y U NO WORK mercedes
rhcp y u know record new album since 1995
Athiest Y U NO ANSWER YOur own Questions
procrastination y u no wait tomorrow
Bandwidth y u no unlimited
Hey godaddy y u no like freedom of speech
frodo and sam  Y U NO kill SMIGOL?
NIXON Y U No burn tapes
Y u no like DEATH METAL?
woman why u no love me??
twitter chatters y u no chat in msn?
guy who turn left in front of me y u no use turn signal?
WATER!!!!!!!! y u need advertisement???
IMPOSSIBLE MISSION.... Y U NO CHOOSE TO ACCEPT?!?!
Y U NO LOVE ME ???
I C U TWEETING  Y U NO WORK
girls y no wear less makeup?
SANTA Y U NO GIVE ME PRESENT?
Mistletoe y u no get me action?!
memegenerator.net y u service no available error 503?
alcohol y u always make ugly girls attractive?
Magic y u dont give me witch
justin bieber y u still alive?
adventurer  y u no wear knee armor?
alarm clock y u no let me sleep 5 more minutes?
first year student Y U NO label axis
IMDb Y U No keep old look?
People Y U no gimme real music insted of rickrolling
DINGO
NINJA!  Y U NO SHUT UP!?
Reptilians y u no ınvade earth?
U see me rollin y u no hatin'
cake y u no bake for as long as the box says??
An Aeon Awakening y u no signed
Terry gastauer y u no prepare us for pre-cal midterm?
Marijuana is illegal but has never caused any deaths from usage. Cigarettes kills millions and they are legal and can be purchased anywhere. Y U NO LEGALIZED WEED
People Y U NO understand my awesome jokes?
School break Y U NO come faster?
Guelph y u no snow?!
javascript y u no work?!
products y u no cheap
caleb hanie y u no have skill like cutty?
CRITICAL PERIOD Y U NO RUN OUT OF INFORMATION?
Facebook y u no have book of faces
My Waifu Y U NO REAL!?
Miss swan y u no not wha he looka like..?
Neo Y u no kill agent smith...?
NETFRIX Y EVERY GOOD MOVIE NO BE ON INSTANT
Pokmon generation 5 why u no look cool?
Chuck y u no continue?
Dachir Y U NO Back ?
STUDYING Y U NO KEEP MY ATTENTION
wally y u no tell me where u r?
Java y u no have structs!?
safari y u no find server
ex y u no love me
White boy y u no play that funky music?
PEOPLE Y U NO STOP OVERUSING MEMES?
headshot? y u no stop tea baggin?
romo y u no pass same team!
Cat y u no do something
Amazon Y U no ship on the weekend?
9gag y u no let me study
google buzz Y U still here?
AP ENGLISH ESSAY Y U NO WRITE YOURSELF?
عماد ظ?ر Y U No leave Me alone?
aMERICA Y U NO LIKE RON PAUL
BLACKBERRY Light y u no stop flashing
fingers y u no same on both hands?
skyrim guards y u no adventuring anymore ?
newly Taken girl y u no talk to me anymore?
buttercup y u no build me up?!?
DUbstep y u no music anymore
9gag y u no allow upload more than 2 posts per day?
LEY Y U SO HARD TO KILL
bank account y u no have enough money?!?
You Tube Y U No stay same
people por  Qu t&#250; no hablas espa?&#241;ol?
God y u no answer prayers?!
GirlS who makes me happy y u make me sad
Gradjena sredina Y U NO let me live
Coffee  y u no right temp
Parents  y u no give me rare middle name
Weekend Y U No Longer?!
Science Y U NO AGREE ON N E THING?!?!?!
SARAH PALIN Y U NO Migrate to Canada
fear y u no let me finish dead space?
immune system y u no work?
World of warcraft y u no have lightsabers!?!?!?
mONDAY MORNINGS y U NO END FASTER
Teacher Y U NO TEACH YOURSELF
CONVENTIONS Y U NO NEAR MY CITY
GOOD MEMORIES OF EX Y U NO DISAPPEAR?!
aids Y u no stop infecting?
Granny y u no remember?
calculator y u no do my homework
twilight y u no end?!
grandma y u no flush after shit?
Scroll lock y u no have function?
football league show Y U no show replays?
9GAG Y U DON'T HAVE A FAVORITES BUTTON!!?
Y THIS KOLAVERI DI?
people y u no just leave me alone?
City and colour y u no come to sweden
INTERNETZ Y U STEAL MY LIFE?
TRAIN Y U NO COME
DOG Y U NO EAT HOMEWORK?
school Y u no teach me useful stuff?
webdesign y u no easy
I said joke y u no laugh
Horse lady talent Y       U       NO   SHUT DA F*K UP??!
mw3 y u no let me dive
Pretty girl y u no realise my infatuation with you
i work so hard y u no raise my money?!!
cartoon network y u no good cartoons anymore?
noob tubers y u no stop being douchebags?
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ y u write me in characters?
headphones Y U NO UNRAVEL
y u no  miss me?
Friend y u no let me have my forever alone moment?
PUBES Y U NO STOP ITCHING?
Hipsters y u no cool?
Women Y U No stay in the kitchen
Y U NO MAKE MEME RIGHT USER
Cheese y u smell like feet?
Asian drivers y u no use mirrors?
counter-strike y u no aim down sights
girls y u no talk to me?!
MY POSTS ON 9GAG Y U NO GET LIKES AND VOTES?
Google
women y u no know how to cook nowadays?
Professor Y u make students teach material??
SKYRIM
HALO LIVING MONUMENT Y U NO UPLOAD PHOTO?
girlfriend y u no like me as much as edward cullen?
twitter y u no follow me?
hard drives y u no cheap as chips anymore?
ANCA DARIDA Y U NO USE CHAT ?
internet Y u no connect
Autocorrect y u no correct words correctly
UPS... y u no deliver????
Over obessed Sasuke fangirls Y U NO HAVE BRAINS
EMINEM Y U NO HAPPY?
2nd law of thermodynamics Y U NO SIMPLER?
DeSEAN! Y U NO WAKE UP ON TIME?!?!?
Y U NO Follow me
black ops y u no register a clip to the face
PHM Y U NO GIVE UP???
fable 3 y u no good
MONEY... y u no grow on garden??
twilight y u no straight
TURKISH LAW... Y U No let us lıve?
Nigerian prince Y u no send him money?
4am Y SERVERS NOT UP
Moletrap why u no take feedback
Tamara y u No call me back??
you have two arms y u no train both?
TEKTEK Y U NO UPDATE NEW HAIRSTYLES
bEASTS OF ENGLAND Y U NO SING!?
William y u no ride bike properly?!
Y u no talk to us
mw3 y u no came out before my exams
VLAB ! Y U NO WORK
ASTEROID 2005 YU55!?
Bill o'Reilly Y u no have soul?
donald duck and mickey mouse y u never meet?!
Meme generator y u ask me to select launguage this is america
9gag y u no let go?
Memegenerator.net Y u no get rid of stupid video ads that play automatically?
condom y u no work?
CALL OF DUTY Y U NO STOP CAMPING?
Lady Gaga Y U no go Away
Assignments Y U NO GO AWAY?
School y u no die?
Top 1% of population Y U No Pay Taxes?!
turn signals y u no use?!
Rain RAIN Y U NO GO AWAY?
Cindy Y u microwave tuna at work?
Eggs Y u taste so gOod?
iceland y u no sunland
York peppermint patties why u no taste good in my mouth after i eat you?
99% Y U no understand economics?
y u no die with pain
soulmate Y U SO HARD TO FIND!?
y u no knock? i almost got a killing sree!
Y U DONT KNOW?!
People Y U NO play words with friends faster?!
EXCUSE ME WHY U NO FLUSH URINAL?
captioner y u no zoom out my face?
Cartoon characters Y U NO SHIT?
SIMPSONS Y U NO DEAD YET?
Nelson cruz y u no catch ball?!
hey r/atheists y u no reject actual religion
Toaster y u burn my toast?!
rahn y u no stahp?!
life y u no have meaning
PEOPLE Y U NO like kpop
spare sock y u no have match?!?
Mother-in-law y u so mean?!
safari Y u no load tumblr?!
RUDEBOX
y u no lets me debug!
Google translate y u no accurate?
COD players WhY U NO SHUT UP
SNOW y u no come after halloween?
TIA IRLAM Y U NO SIT ON MY FACE?
trollface y u no zoidberg?!
annoying facebook girl y u no photoshop skills?!
MW3 Y U No have Nuke?
PURELL Y U NO KILL 100% OF GERMS?
Hotmail y u send viagra pills email
CELL PHONE DESIGNERS WHY U NO ADD REAL CAMERA BUTTON?
Old Biochem proffessor y u no retire!!???
Cat  Y u no stop staring at nothing?
Internet y u no fun no more?
MR. Burns y u no dead?!?
god meme!! Y U NO GOD TIER?
FOx news y u no give real news?
MEDIC! Y U RES ME IN FRONT OF ENEMY TANK??
ROB Y U NO KEEP SANTA SECRET?!
BODY WHY U NO LET ME SLEEP ALL NIGHT?
Boys Y u no like me!
vegetables y u no as nice as cake?
Burger king y u no give me my zesty sauce
internet Y U NO answer me
THE RAPTURE... Y U NO RELIABLE?!?!
xy y u no fast brains
Y U NO COME DOWN SAY HELLO
ORGANIC CHEMISTRY Y U NO LET ME SLEEP!?
GIRL Y U NO LIKE ME???!
Kansas City Chiefs Y U No win super bowl since 1969?!
LaB Report y u no finISH YOURSELF
SAT SCORES Y U NO POST
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trojan y u no send me the right vibrator?
amerika y u no spel gooder?
EYES Y U NO LOOK IN THE SAME DIRECTION ?
Y U NO be mexican if you look mexican?
hey you
yuki y u no like bacon?
Hawaii and San Jose State Y U no throw the ball to your own team?
TEACHER Y U NO STUDY YOURSELF ?
Hiphop! Y u so biggoted?
Fruit fly y u no eat fruit instead of drink my beer
LESEVA Y U NO STOP GIVIN' US HOMEWORK
EXCEL! y u no bug tested?
TOM Y U SO MYSTERIOUS?!
teamates in halo  y u teamkill then blame me?1
hitler's father y u no wear condom?
GAMESTOP Y U NO HIRE ME?
DEATH Y U NO COME?!?!
BLACKBOARD Y U NO WORK??!?!?
GUILDWARS 2 Y U NOT GETTIN RELEASED
Breaking bad y u no let me sleep last night?
Parallel lines y u no meet?
me why i no use correct grammer!?
Today bands Y U NO LED ZEPPELIN?
facebook y u no stop breaking shit?!
PEEPS Y U NO 'LIKE'?
Girls Y U No sex me
AFRICANS Y u NO EAT?
girlfriend y u no jessica alba?
Halloween y u no christmas??
NXt redemption y u no end?!
COMPUTER Y U NO CANCEL PRINTING
turkey y u no thaw!?
Spongebob y u no make me laugh anymore?
bioware y u no show tali face?
Y  U NO GO LOWER?
David prager y u no deal with own client???
Autumn Y U no come to Portugal?
COCAINE Y U NO KILL BLASCO?
MATH TEST Y U No easy?
annoying boss y u no leave my office?
VICTORIA Y U NO SHARE SECRET!?
Boiled potatoes y u no taste good like roast potatoes?
WEATHERMAN WHY u no good at job!?
radiohead y u no play occupy wall street??
Nintendoland Y U No Play TF2 with me?
GUNS N' ROSES Y U NO return to the original formation
Pearl Jam Y u no find Butter
Congress Y U No Work???
Smosh Y U Die In Every Food Battle?
Activision y u no Change Crash Bandicoot Back to His Old Self?
Skinny white girl y u no eat?
wapo going out guide y u no make android app?
blizzard Y U NO PICK ME?
Y U NO GUY Y U NO STOP COMPLAINING?!
TEACHER Y U NO STOP GIVING EXAMS?
FACE Y U SO SEXY?!
Chuck Testa Y u no taxidermize pets
Blizzard why no beta key?
vending machine y u no take my dollar!?
BLIZZARD Y U NO RELEASE DIABLO III ?
Boyfriend Y you no romantic?
Gary Oldman Why u so sexy?
light! y o no travel faster than neutrino!
y u no laughing at this meme?
9gag Y U So sexist
Cute gal y u no wear glasses?
Comedy Central Y U NO have programs on the half hours
meme GENERATOR y u no stop changing page layout?!
Artige.NO Y u repost so much?!
9gag Y u no let me logout??
damn! lol y u only upload pictures of boobs
Penguin Y u no fly?
Ads y u no shut up
NADAL Y U NO BEAT DJOKOVIC ?
Youtube losers y u no stop asking for thumbs up?!
meme generator y u no homepage my memes
WILL SMITH Y U NO TELL ME HOW YOU BECAME PRINCE OF BELL AIR
glycogen! y u no regulate yourself?
Y U NO BENCHMARKING EQUIVALENT APPS?
LIP Y U NO HEAL!
SPOTIFY Y U NO ON IT?
Girl in my dream Y u no exist
Facebook Y U NO LET ME CHANGE NAME AGAIN?
User Y U No reboot computer
TREY Y U NO AT SCHOOL?
Elfen Lied y u no drawn better
STARCRAFT 2 Y U NO INSTALL?
ulrich and yumi y u no start dating?!
Insidehoops y u Not have more mods?
Game Stop Why u no sale?
People of facebook y u no TYPE PROPERLY
mick jagger y i can't get what i want?
rachel green y u no agree we were on a break?
Irene y u no help cancel school?!
GOP y u b Captain Planet villains?
HURRICANE IRENE Y U NO STOP SKOOL
Facebook Y U Recommend I be friends with people I dont Know
im online y u no play with me
U buy my wife scarf! y u no buy me something?
snape y u kill dumbledore 1 book later...oh
Sam Y u no be online?!
facebook y u no work right
Y U NO COME?!
college y u no here!?
SILVERCROSS Y U NO BUY ITEMS!?
omegle strangers y u no want to be friends unless im a 18 yr old female from usa
Hey radiohead! Where i end and you begin!?
LK Y U NO GOOD AT COD
Schindler Y u no share list
STEUERBETRUG Y U NO l2p
y u no connect???
Chick-fil-a y u no sell chicken on sunday?
Demotivational ne Shqip Y U HAVE POSTS IN ENGLISH??
TERRANs!!! Y U NO MAKE RAVENS IN TVZ?!!!
MICAH!! y u no make me a samich!?
Doctor Y U NO cure me of awful face disfigurement?
love y u no here n e more?!
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ) y u no make better me face?
USA Y U NO RAISE DEBT CEILING
SARA Y U LIKED THIS?
coldplay y no stop making crappy music?
Hey good lookin' Y u no dance?
ARGENTINA Y U NO WIN WORLD CUP 2014
elder scrolls online y u no skyrim
hearthstone y u no ANDROID?
Calenders Y u no have week numbers?
USAJOBS.gov y u no let me get job?
Superman 64 Y u exist at all!?!?
Y U NO IPv6?
grand theft auto y u no let me steal high end cars
Y U No come To our garage sale
Hard working unappreciated employee Y U no walk out with both middle fingers in the air?
managers y u no hire me?
Fox News Y U No have news about foxes?!
Y U NO LIKE OUR DARES?
Y u no answer text After reading?!
spellchecker y u make me use american english
Y U NO MARRY ME
why y u no here oh.... holidays
musically oblivious 8th grader y u no wash that blood off your head
hey math squad y u no finish your homework?
I put my phone in airplane mode but it's not flying!
JUSTIN BEIBER Y U No SING GOOd?
y u have no top text?!
GIFS Y U NO COME WRAPPED WITH BOW
GET OFF MY LAWN!
Y u no give  Beta key?
lag why you no stay away
#cutforbieber y u no cut deeper?
Plane tickets y u no cheap?
berserk manga y u no finish!?!!
hoes  y u no loyal
haters i'm getting paper
Tomska y u no upload asdfmovie8
becel y u no taste like butter
deviant art y u no have edit comment button?!!!
Y U NO PAY CLAIM
u feel like room without roof y u no clap along
Mouth y u no ask brain Before u go talking all the shit
friends y u no have reunion?
laptop y u no run quick?!
i ping my ass off y u no find me?
MOVIE CREDITS Y U NO STAY THROUGH THEM
Dude Y U NO get my name right?
Y U NO HATE JUSTIN BIEBER
bryan y u no work?!
Julius Caesar y u no share power!!?
YOUTUBERS Y U NO SUBSCRIBE?
Y U NO OPEN MAIL??!! Y U NO OPEN WITH TWO HANDS?!
Y U NO post pics
lemonade stands y u no make warmer lemonade
y u no give me a hug
MINECRAFT Y U NO CRAFT MINES?
VIRGIN ATLANTIC Y U NO HAVE WIFI  ON FLIGHTS TO AMERICA?
energizer bunny y u no still going?
JANINEeeeeeeee! y u no call meh anymoor
honeymoon stage y u no last lifetime
me self y u no play Dark souls 1 on multiplaya
Chris Hansen Y u no take a seat over there?
WOMAN Y U NO MAKE ME A SANDWICH
obama ! why-you-no help america ?!
Why u say i can print i can not print
y u do dis Mario
BRAIN! Y U NO think of good meme
I GONNA GET U!! Y ME ADMIN??
NSA Why u no leave us alone?
PHIL JACKSON Y U NO COACH THE LAKERS AGAIN?
Magnezone!! Y u no have levitate!!
y u no stop Generating unfunny memes
y u no invade poland russia
coffee table edge y u no leave shins alone?
russia
CM PUNK! CM PUNK! Nope. Just kidding.
Rich o' reviewtech teh grafixx
JERemy clarkson y u no test any new koenigseggs?
pretty girls y u no from md?
Thomas vanek ! why you no score goals right away ?!
nyhrc y u nO HIRE PERSONAL TRAINERS NOT FROM PRISON?
Y U No LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE?
oracle database y u no boolean?
cough suppressant y u no surpress my cough
Why you no get rid of me already Im shittiest drawing ever
lamborghini y u no made in factories
U y u no stop singing
Anti SpyBOT Y U NO stop NSA
stop motion ?? Y U NO CREATE 3D animation?
Y U no LOG IN
Stupid lift y u no work again?!
oldnickolodeon34 y u no stop terminating keegan's deviantart accounts?!
MEME GENERATOR Y U NO SEND PASSWORD TO EMAIL ADDRESS?
found footage genre y u no disappear?!!
movies nowadays y u show the title at the very end?
ARMY
brain! why u no think of funny meme!
Y u got phone y me no phone
prepositions why u know remember them
u y u no make good meme
NINERS Y U NEVER WIN SUPERBOWL ANYMORE?
facebook  y u no have dislike button
Miley Cyrus y u no go away?
hunger games y u no hungry
FAcebook Y u no show my clever meme immediately on  mainpage?
i farted y u no smell it
last 7 seasons of south park y u no funny?!
you y u no stop reading memes and get back to work?!
WRAPPER  Y U NO STOP !?
Y U NO DO THIS 'MUERICA?!
WHY YOU NO STOP!!
Halo 4 y u no good
Kelis........ why u no bring me to your yard???!?!!?
infant y u no emerge from womb already potty trained?!
Brain Y u no let me sleep?
Y U NO NO UR ANIMALS?!?!?!?!?
david byrne y u wear giant suit?
y u no run  when u have low health???
David moyes Y U no play ryan giggs?
I playing y u no join?
daddy y u so mad
antifreeze y u no taste good?
BELGAUM POLICE Y U NO SAY ಆ...ಅನ?ನಿ...
Y U No  Call Lifeline at (800) 273-TALK to save a life mabee ur own?!
amurikanz y u no stop bombin brown peepol
come on people y u no get it?!?
MARCEL Y U NO INVITE ME
Girls Why you no stop friendzoning me
Broncos lead by 24 at half Y U NO WIN?
XBOX ONE KINECT... Y U NO SHUT OFF
y u no believe i am not justin bieber
Ubisoft Y u no release AS4: Black Flag for pc sooner
fisherman tully y u no water stone
NINJA KIWI Y U NO RELEASE BMC
Y U NO TAKE CAPS LOCK OFF???!
C exercise y u no allow switch
CANADIANS Y U NO SHOP IN YOUR OWN COUNTRY?
NIntendo... y u no give dragonite mega evolution!!!
Y U No take my Money
China Y U SHIP NO FASTER
y u no like this
Y U No Pamela Masik with her portrait of Julie Young
Y U No Painter Pamela Masik may see her role as “bearing witness? to “honour? the murdered and Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6 missing women of Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
Y U No If you’re in Vancouver you may already be familiar with the portraiture of Pamela Masik.Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Inspired by the women who have famously gone missing from Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
Y U No Lost & Found Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Pamela Masik’s quest to honour the missing women AMBER TROOCK ZOE GREAVES of the Downtown Eastside
Y U No Pamela Masik began painting portraits of the many women missing from the Downtown Eastside five years ago in a plight to draw attention to the tragic cases. Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  She has painted 69. ZOE GREAVES AMBER TROOCK
Y U No Lost & Found Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Pamela Masik’s quest to honour the missing women AMBER TROOCK ZOE GREAVES of the Downtown Eastside
Y U No Lost & Found Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Pamela Masik’s quest to honour the missing women AMBER TROOCK ZOE GREAVES of the Downtown Eastside
Y U No Lost & Found Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Pamela Masik’s quest to honour the missing women AMBER TROOCK ZOE GREAVES of the Downtown Eastside
Lost & Found Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Pamela Masik’s quest to honour the missing women AMBER TROOCK ZOE GREAVES of the Downtown Eastside
Y U No If you’re in Vancouver you may already be familiar with the portraiture of Pamela Masik.Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Inspired by the women who have famously gone missing from Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
Painter Pamela Masik may see her role as “bearing witness? to “honour? the murdered and Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6 missing women of Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
Y U No Pamela Masik began painting portraits of the many women missing from the Downtown Eastside five years ago in a plight to draw attention to the tragic cases. Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  She has painted 69. ZOE GREAVES AMBER TROOCK
Y U NO Fall Out!!
Tokens?! Where are you?
pimple why u no move from my face to my ass?
Y U  So cute
MR.KRABS Y U NO GIVE PLANKTON FORMULA?
e.b.t. y u no work when I need hot cheetos?
Apply for job online... Y u no like my resume
homemade food y u no like from restaurant
Y U No Shut The Fuck Up?
Y U No Sign Up On Lootpalace and get free gift cards!? I DARE YOU!!!
Who the hell are you talking to
Y U NO STUDY  LERAZILE
Eddie Why u no say i love you back
Y U NO  SPEAKA ANY ENGLISH
New Meme Generator Y U taking so long to upload inages?!?!?
smart car y u no smart buying decision?
SENTINEL OMEGA Y U NO IN -A- No MORE?
apple why u no launch iOS7?
House     Y U NO clean yourself
barack
Tu me soule Putin MAINTENANT TA GEULE
Bill! y u no here to cuddle
Y you no       write name on paper
Gontroller Members Y U No Donate?
Mundanes Y U No read the Book first Before judging it?
ANNA Y U NO WORK
Lynnette Why you no text me back?
Teacher: 'present in alphabetical order.' Zion: 'y u no give me normal name mom!'
VPN Y U NO WERK
Godammit somebody shoot that son of a bitch
AYAT A3MAR Y U NO GO TO SLEEP
MEMES! Why U no make better looking Cartoon?
Mi cara cuando Rosalya esta ocupada
the cleanse y u no let me eat avocado?
princess luna y u no be in more episodes?
Chuchu Y U NO Leave my phone alone?
ya got to get  it right man
DETERMINATION Y U NO LAST?
Tuesdays y u no better than mondays
Y   U    NOOB!
Y U NO  GIVE UP?
crush
Y U NOS Y U NO YES?
Customer Y U Away survey
BRO Y U NO ASK GOOGLE?
Mom WHY YOU NO MAKE MORE FUNNY faces for me???
Y U NO Reply
Justin bieber y u no be killed by somebody already?
puq travaz pleystetion?  puq fas i&#231;o ?
Micheal Jackson Y U NO STAY BLACK
Uchiha Madara PQ VOC&#202; N&#195;O APARECE LOGO???????????
Y U NO STOP  Asking to join SuPra
Beliebers  WHAT YOU BeliebING IN?
futurama y u get canceled....again!!!!!!
Bafta y u no like benedict
COMMERCIALS WHY U NO TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE SELLING?
Twitter why you no have more then 140 characters?
google translator y u translate everythin' wrong?
kids y u no want to get into my van
Kojima y u no use david hayter in MGSV!?
Y U NO  Want hot cash
y u no meme y u no stop confusing spanish people!?
facebook for android y u no stop freezing up?
You are a valued customer Now listen to this 40-minute flute solo
XBOX Y U No Play Blu-Ray?
Summer Y U no last longer
hackers y u no be respectful & mind your own business?
Silent hill y u so scary?
ESPn Y U NO GET OFF BANDWAGOn
SAUDIS PEOPLE on ask.fm  Y U NO stop asking for likes and questions
DUDE Y U NO HELP ME?
Indonesia Y U NO HAVE TACOS?
Y U SAY NO? Y?!
Cousin y u no send me pics of purse?
young people y u no use condoms?
Alabama y u no smart?
yo
Programmers y u no flood advice animals today?
bananas y u no taste like yellow
trails y u no dry?!
Mans y u no balz?
GRASSHOPPER Y U NO  COME PLAY BRAWL?!?!
Dorkly Y U NO MAKE ANY VIDEOS
minecraft cats y u no drop food
I WRITE SONG Y U NO CALL ME MAYBE?
girls y u no take my virginity
Y U No Go to class?
Y U No Snapchat me?
Professor y u no prepare me for finals?
Login server Y U NO UP?
BARTENDER Y U NO GIVE ALCOHOL ?!
WIKIPEDIA Y U SOO FULL OF ERRORS ?!
Y U NO MAKE GOOD COMEBACKS!
Great Games Y U No Work on my computer
Band Y u no practice
Ayesha babar y u so lazy ?!
AmY Andrada from los angeles Y u no tell me you have herpes?
Y u no Confess
my little pony... y u so adorable !
y u no guy why do you not use proper spelling and grammar?
Dragon's Maze spoilers Why u so gud!?
BEELINE Y U NO make normal internet
Y U no Steal cookies from the cookie jar?
Reader y u no like my story
russian
Bullys WHY DONT YOU TURN FROM BULLYS INTO BUDDYS
Y U no make Ramen noodles
WEED... ...WHY U SO STINKY???
kirven y u such a tranny
prime minister stephen harper y u no good at all?!
NMI... Y U NO EMAIL ME BEFORE LUNCH???
y u no shop at piggly wiggly
daylight savings y u no pick one time and stick with it?
Snow why u no melt?!
SNOW Y U NO MELT?
FIREFOX Y U NO LET ME PLAY CANDY CRUSH??
Google Y u close google reader?
Yo
PEOPLE Y U NO REVIEW
MOM Y U NO GIVE ME Games
pubes why you grow back?
Multi 21 Seb!
british person y u no get sarcasm
Winter Y u no come?
snoop dogg y u want to be called 'snoop lion'?
memegenerator y u no recognize my password
fans of this page Y u so awesome?
Sony Y u no show us the hardware??
Y U NO say
Mikkel  Y U no pass?
y u no like my meme?
Y u no pass joint
MOM! Y U NO PICK ME UP FROM SCHOOL
troll y u no leave alone
Friends on facebook y u send me game requests??
snooki Y u no have brains ?
snooki  Y u no have brains ?
SYNERGY Y U NO DO CAMPAIGN AND BECOME BORING?
moose y u no dance more in step up 4
test test
Y I ALWAYS LOSE WHEN PLAYING WITH U?!
DJ Y U NO Drop The bass?
y u no cookie!
y u no cookie!
y u no hurry and post my pic
briAN Y U NO HAVE GOOD LUCK?
FARTS  Y U NO MAKE A GOOD SMELL
DOWNTON Y U NO LET PEOPLE LIVE
Pioneer Trail Y U No send me flyer
Valentine Y u no be mine
auto-tag y u use moonrunes?!
Organ! Y U no have pedal like piano
u take shit in bathroom? y u no spray air freshiner?!!
people y u no use memes correctly?
Y U never win shippy
Facebook messanger y u no work?
Facebook chats Y U no work?!
DWight Howard  y u  no go back to orlando
Farmville and cityville y u no make saville
if u no like me  y u no leave me alone
cheapskate y u no like to pay?
Op Metro  Y U NO count a triple & double kill as a multi?
hey alois bell y u no tip me
Weight Loss Y U No EAT LESS
Autocorrect Y U no correct
YOU HIRE NEW EMPLOYEES? Y U NO PAY EXISTING EMPLOYEES MORE
Betty mayonese why y no Be Nice To koray ?
Y u  no get life ? It's betTer try it sometime
memegenerator y u use audio ads?!
Y U NO sTUDY FOR TEST
Carly rae jepson y u no call me maybe
Skateboard Y U get stuck on tiny stones
Facebook Why you no work right?
Y U NO MAKE Catching FIRE
Boss Y U no do your job?
brain  y u no think of best meme ever?
Physics y u no easy
VWL Y U NO HAVE WENIGER FOLIEN!?
you black y u no dunk?
Adrian y u no be nice?
college! Y U NO MAke me smart?!
Student y u no draw?
Y U No hold the spider?!?!?
Mom
my memes y u no click like
obama y u take my guns?! take facebook!
outlook Y U No work!
Handsome actor y u grow beard?
congress y u no reach fiscal cliff deal?
Beep beep Get out of my way
internet y u no fast
y u no use good template??
SMALL MOUTH Y U NO HAVE NORMAL SIZE MOUTH?
crush y u no text me
y u no eat quietly
jeff y u no knock on door?
Toilet paper dispenser Y u no filled with toilet paper?
hipsters y u no mainstream anymore
Red roof inn Y u no have red roof?
Willy Willy y u no hump me??
christmas decorations y u no take yourselves down
y u put me in friendzone!
User y u no keep playing
Y U NO PUT PHONE on silent?
People Y U NO BUY MY STUFF?
Cats y u no sleep in cat bed
i txt u y u no txtbak?!
Y U NO COPY AND PASTE ICON?
2012 Y U fail in the end???
y u no work stupid e cig
Christmas Break Y U No arrive faster
MW3 y u no good?
Dubstep y u no lyrics?
new year y u no come on monday??
eyes y u no see someone posted meme idea
Boobies Y U so awesome
self y u no do productive things instead of laughing at memes all day?
no googling yourself under the table
INSTAGRAM FOLLOWERS Y U FOLLOW AND NOT LIKE MY PICS
my phone is broken i pressed the home button and i'm still at school
Top Text Y U NO At Top
Y u No Pronounce meme correctly!?
y u no stop lying google!
Warcraft server y u no let me in?
Y U NO  SEND ME KISS :*
Mexicans y u no admit it Jose not hosay
y u no select language pop up y u no stop remind me!!!
DollS!!! Why you no have hole???
five year old me y u no smile
OPMRHAPPY y u no here
pharynx y u no always put liquid I drink in the right hole
SNOW Y U NO COME TO LONDON?
xbox 360  y u no better then ps3
english y u no make easy learn
2012 apocalypse Why you no come?
Winter y u no be warm?!
Mayans Y u no predict the 21 right
PES 2013!!!! BORUSSIA DORTMUND DI MANA ? ? ?
Stoplight y u no stay green once I get to you
New zealand y u no float to canada
Mayans y u lie to us?!
cartoon characters y u no change clothes
world y u no go boom?
pLENTY OF FISH Y U NO HAS CUTE LADYS FOR ME
ipod update y u take so slow
Soda y u so addicting
21/12/2012 Y U No End The World
internet
youtube y u no stay the same
america Y U NO surrender?!
completion bar y u no continue after 99%
Bros!!! Y U no get off xbox?!?!
Service Unavailable HTTP Error 503. The service is unavailable.
FORUMS Y U NO DELETE MY ACCOUNT ?
BURGER KING Y U NO MCDONALD'S
youtube. y u no make playing playlist better then ruin look
Sweet brown y u no got time for dat
EXAMINATIONS Y U NO EASY?
Y U No EMAIL SOMEONE THAT CARE
fat people y u no take a seat next to other person in the train?
y u no shower
you comment y u no likey?!
Y U NO USE MY NEW EMAIL address
I write u funny message y U NO text back?!?
dora  y u no ask your parents permission to go outside
Internet y u no working
My FB Page WHY YOU NO LIKE IT?
BOOKS Y U NO HAVE CTRL F
memecreator yu type spanish? me no understand spanish!
phd program! y u make me remember gimmicky integrals on final without integration table??!!!!
Ali Y U NO RESpond to text
idiots on facebook y u no understand rage faces?
family y u no tell me relatives are in the hospital?!
meme generator y u no ask me to confirm my password?
Youtube y u no change back to old version?
New itunes y u look like old itunes?
Why you make me think so hard you give me headaches
eminem y u no rap my optimization algorithms?
Air Jordans  Y u no make me jump hIgher?
Ricky Y U no say it's your birthday earlier
Y U No Make More Memes
if you send me one more post telling me to repost to show that i love jesus i'm gonna send you to meet him!
Celeste! y u no make me sammitch!?
period y u no end faster
Y U NO READ COMMENTs
y u no like my fb page?
REddit u Y no like my link?
people of bucharest y u no eat at breakfast club
Why Hot Girls No Show Their Boobs
OT&#193;RIO y u DON'T DIE?!
SM TOWN LA Y U NO GIVE US NEW SONGLIST?
SM TOWN LA Y U NO GIVE US NEW SONGLIST?
ZESA y u no STAY ON!!
Y U DOn`t speak russian
Y u no Feed me! Me Hangry!
jake ganus y u no give me head
INTERNET Y U NO GO FASTER?
buddhist y u no believe in yolo?
breaking benjamin y u nO come back ?!!
Batman Y U No EAT NAChOs!?
y you no wear pink on wednesday
STUPID CODE Y U NO WORK?!?
Will Robinson  Y u no stay safe?
Selena Gomez y u no break up long time ago
ASH Y U no win league?
HOT CAT Y U NO REMEMBER ME?!
dude y u no answer?!
Flu shot Y u no work?!
kenny  yu no live through southpark
Y u no hi
nicki minaj... y u so fake?
sky y u no throw snowballs
stuffed animals y u no tak?
Invader Zim Y U NO COME BACK?!
idiots y u no shut up
bb codes y u no work?!
poke somebody y u no respond
facebook y u no get rid of timeline
trying to talk but people keeps  interrupting y u no shut up?!
Y U NO CHANGE BOTTLE WHEN there is no water?
C#?  WHY U NO PYTHON??
DALLAS Y U NO GIVE 'I VOTED' STICKER
Everyone Y U no Stoops
facebook  y u no online
Parents Y u no SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Y U NO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES?
Y U NO TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES?
Facebook Y u no hide that i like my own Comment?
Eagles Oline  Y u no block for michael vick?
'she' y u no stop sayin' nasty shit
Teachers Why you give so much homework on weekends?
MEMEGENERATOR.NET
everyday duty y u no self fulfill?
You live in other country y u no understand!
y u no tell me what tublr or reddit is?
Eyes Y U no Stay open in class
revision y u no sink in
Bad driver Y u cut me off? No one  behind me STUPID!
meme generator y u no let me delete my misspelled memes?
gmail y u no itar compliant
VALVE YUNO UPDATE?
retarded policeman y u so retarded
me y u no have ears
BACKPACK Y U NO BECOME LIGHTER?
MEWTWO Y U NO LET ME CATCH YOU
Bad driver Y u drive left lane so slow assho!
lady in tom in jerry y u no show your face ?
GANGNAM STYLE Y U NO CALLED MRAGAN STYLE??
Monster Energy drink y u make people die
PAYPAL Y U WRITE BAD DOCUMENTATION
Why you no spell right?
y u no die zombies??
itunes y u no find artwork?!
Spiff Y U no play normal game?
iphone people y u no turn phone sideways when you make video?
black people y u steal chicken
Sky Ferreira Y U MADE A FULL ALBUM?!?
NASA Y U NO PUT TEAPOT ON MARS ORBITER?
Minecraft why you no work!?
khanh played minecraft for years... y u no capture a dam herobrine !!!
hey y u no make me sandwich
I texted u y u not respond
GUYS Y U NO INVITE ME TO 8A GROUP?
hdtv y u no deinterlace?
WOMEN Y U NO Stay IN KITCHEN?
facebook y u no download hey jack!?
You are a lama y u no just shut up
c string y u no sound good?
Why you no see 1984 not instruction manual?
first world problem y u no outsource n become third world problem!
stones of barenziah y u no stack?
Hair why you no curl
Gamer's y u no good at gaming
Leon S. Kennedy Y U so damn sexy?
people y u no type well?
Y U NO Use Meme right?!
FACEBOOK COVER PHOTO Y U NO INCLUDE ME?
head y u no have ears?
Form Tutors! y u no read out my messages?
Y U NO COME OUT OF CLOSET?
votes for romney  y u no want free stuff?
PATRONS
Patients Why you no tell me the answer to my question?
Black Friday Noob Y U No fatwallet?
PROFESSOR Y U NO UPDATE LECTURES?
AARON HOMOKI Y U GET HEELBRUISE FROM MASSIVE GAP?
Hey chubby kid from resource  Y U no shut up
campers  y u no stop
BOYFRIEND Y U GIVE ME ANIME THAT MAKES ME CRY?
Tristan y u no hit skill shots
parents y u no close the door shut?????
OFFER YOU FREE CANDY Y U NO GET IN MY VAN
Alicia Fox and Natalya!! Y U No Winning!!!
Wikipedia! y u no let me edit
Blitz players why U so Chicken?!
soccer y u no use your hands?
Y U No go to sleep?
Y U no play your stupid music through headphone
y u make event invite for event to not invite?
king of the hill tv show y u so mediocre?
eminem y u no afraid
Sexy ladies! Y u no jump my bones!?
wood y u no big
audi y u close?
Romain Grosjean Y U NO Stop Crashing?
Google+ stream y u no linear?
Grammar Y u no Check it before Posting Meme?
SpeLLing y u no check it before posting meme?
CELL PHONES Y U NO LAST ALL DAY
family guy y u no funny anymore?
Wahab  y u no give me fifa 13 on loan
Hot Girls Why u no get on Facebook chat?
computer/game file y u go corrupt for?
visa guy y u no let nice people in easey-peesy
Slender man y u no accept $19.99?
shabbirv y u funny all of sudden?
my little pony season y u no start yet
Harry Potter director y u no continue to make more movies
Y U  NEED PET?  Y U NO BUY PLUSH TEDDYBEAR INSTEAD?
Tom Cruise y u no quit scientology
Y U NO wATCH TOONAMI U WANT CARTOON NETWORK TO SHOW MORE LIVE ACTION CRAP?
People who complain about facebook game request notifications y u no just turn them off?
Y U   Y U NO?
Derpy Y u have so many look alikes?!
obama y u no keep promises?
itunes 10 y u no good like itunes 9?
Torrent y u take so long?
Heinz y u no let me get all the ketchup out of the bottle?
MCDONALDS Y U No GIVE ME SAUCE FOR MCNUGGETS?
girls  y u no date me
maths Y U NO MAKE SENSE?!
When I'm absent & asks assignments? y u no answer me?
FRIENDS Y U SO RETARD
SQIRRELs y u no finish crossing road
Citizens of the United States y u no vote!?
HAggerston y u no give students proper planners
@maddow y u no ever tweet back
Ccilia Gimenez Y U NO REstor MONA LISA !??
meme creators y u no can spell?!
toddler y u no be quiet?
y u no guy y u tell me to select language?
bob's burgers y u no funny?
oggy
9gag.com y u no funny?
EVAN
SUn y u no light?
Mitt Romney y u no use facts?
Port charlotte girls y u no stop being hoes
TV Y U no show my program?!
meme generator y u no give me vacation
Windows y u no respond?
SAT REGISTration Why you make me Take photo of myself?!
Girl y u no squeeze me?
weekend y u go so fast?
People Why u no give me stickers?
Y U NO  THINK BEFORE ACCEPTING UR RELIGION
boners y u no live up to hype?
FACEBOOK FRIEND Y U NO UPDATE STATUS?
lil wayne y u no stop wapping alweady?!
guys y u no shut up and listen
Computer y u no work
aye bhai y u  no bring car to college everyday? :P
U NO SAY  HOLLY POO!!
extreme personalities y u no have a relaxing bath?
hey y u no make me a ''like''
hey you y u no like wzrd
ambien y u no make me hallucinate?
but milka y u no shave armpits?
Lil Debbie Y U No Change Name to Deborah?
CODE Y U NO COMPILE?!
skyrim dawnguard dlc for ps3 y u no release?
willy wonka y u no lean on your left arm ?
youtube y u no load videos
admins y u no reply to my sms?
You don't say guy y u no say?!
suggest something in a meeting... y u no listening?!?!
Skyrim  y u no kick out the elves
Nosy neighbors y u no stop snitchin
mom y u no listen when i talk?
MARCHING BAND Y U NO LIKE COLOR GUARD?
Y u no pick Up?
pokemon in safari zone y u run away?
WEST BORO CHURCH Y U NO DEAD YET
STUPID STUBBORN MIND Y U NO LISTEN TO REASON
Stupid Machine Y U no take dimes?
GOOGLE  Y U NO GIVE ME RELEVANT RESULTS?!
Facebook y u no let me sleep
dunkin donuts y u give me huge receipts?
Y U NO MAKEOUT WITH ME?!
y u no stop seeking tech support with y u no questions?
Steam Y U No Stop Installing Direct-X?
VEnom porque voc&#234; sempre morre pro feromonas?
GOOGLE CHROME  Y U KEEP CRASHING
AKHMAD Y U NO STOP LOOKING AT UR PHONE?!
Cyril y u no stop posting y u no posters
summer y u no slow down?
mal malloy y u no have own website
memegenerator y u no change page icon to philosoraptor?!
facebook people
USIAN BOLT Y U NO SEE HIM?!
Y U NO Check last night?
they show the one mistake of the otherwise 'perfect crime' why u no do again without mistake ?!
SCRIPPS LOCAL NEWS Y U troll NASA
Ex! y u no die?
new pillow y u no comfy?
Tobi Y U NO make funny memes?
Y U No make good memes
pinocchio y u no a real boy?
Y U No follow Her
you tell me to text you.. Y u no answer my texts then????
Engineering department y u no clean berthing?
Y u no stop bopping field mice on the head?
hey avril y u no like my girlfriend
memes y u no have tv show?
bad luck brian why y no superstitious
math y u still look for your x?
meme y u no punchline
Michael Phelps Y U no stop winning medals
jamaica y u no run slow?
I txt u y u no txtbak?
2012 believers y u so scary?
australia y u no good this olympics?
FRQNCE ZHY YOU HQVE NO NORMQL KBD?
LIN DAN Y U NO LOSE
Murray
tom y u no catch jerry!?
why you  so beautiful
life y u no give lemons
MEN Y U ALL SO SHORT
Y u no call me???
Justin Bieber  y u no die?
NY red bulls y u no win?
oi noobs why you so noob
Asians Why you always sleep walkiNg?
meme maker y u no use me?
Tumblr Y U NO LET ME SLEEP
triplehex! y u no like fun??
HOT GUY Y U NO CALL ME MAYBE !?
iPhone Y u insert wrong words
mosquito y i no feel you when u on me?
facebook freinds i do not want to play the ville
Karma y u no punch face?
y u no stop bitching?
team usa y u no let anthony davis shoot a 3
Michael westen y u no take the money?
mayans y u no build longer calendar?!
FRANK Y U SUCH A  CRUST PUNK turkey?!
SKSE TEam y u NO UPDATE SKSE FOR SKYRIM 1.7 YET?
Cripples Y u no stfu about being crippled!?
seen lee Y u make country look bad by no shave your armpit!?
Y U no buy yearbook early? you save bunches o money
Sharapova y u no stop screaming?
16 and pregnant y u no wear condom???
leila y u kiss your brother?!
MAC USER Y U NO LET ME INFECT UR SYSTEM?!?
jurassic park builder y u no work on android?
y u no text back???
USPS  Y U NO TECHNOLOGY?
y u no forget about him and just go out with me?
car y u no start?
cell membranes why u so complicated !!!!!
Y U NO TEXT ME BACK
Power Rangers y u no use power blasters instead of fighting?
Thinkgeek Y u no sell Biofuel Gourmet Caffeinated Popcorn anymore
hey p.m.s. y u no like men?
Mike Y u no leave shit alone?
YOLO says U... Y U NO reincarnation?
blackout y u no run instead of jog
beatles y u no come together?
WOMEN Y U NO LOVE ME?
y u no stop  smoking!?!!!!
GIFS!! Y U NO SEARCHABLE!?
google map street names y u get smaller when i zoom in
Y u no stop poking me?!
UNIVERSE Y U NO LIKE WASPINATOR?
Work Y U NO LET ME PLAY GUNCRAFT
BAD GUYS Y U NO LEAVE LIAM NESSON'S family alone?!
Dear Sirs y u no make economist app work on nexus 7???
I ADD U Y U NO ADD ME BACK ?!?!
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS Y U NO SMART
Moroccan trolls y u no make a ramadan facebook cover ?!
life is a garden y u no dig it
John Terry Y u NO USE condoms
Niko bellic y u no use seatbelt?
Quick scopers Y U no skill
LIFE IS A GIFT  Y U NO LIVE IT WELL
CHELSEA AND PSG!! Y U NO STOP SIGNING PLAYERS??
Janet devlin y u no have flaws?
Kyle hubbert
Hotti Y U NO Stop killing the best songs?
Camera! MIrror! Which one of you is lying?
why you no know the password???
I call u pretty y u no blow me?!
KIERAN SURETY Y U SO GAY
AMANDA  Y U NO LEAVE HIM ALONE?
AP SCORES  Y U No CoME
dora  y u no get gps
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE y u no do WHAT I TELL YOU?
Y U NO PUT TURN  SIGNAL
TAYLOR SWIFT Y U NO STICK WITH THE BLOND CURLS
ROOmmates y u no clean your shit?
Y u No get Sarcasm
y u no understand? its you're not your
MIDWEST U.S. WHY U NO COOL DOWN??!!?!
TACOBELL Y U NO MAKE LOCOS TACOS STANDARD
shaquille o'neal y u no make free throw
KAYLA Y U NO MAKE COLDPLAY COME BACK?
Y  U NO  smoke weed
voice y u let me sing good when whisper and y u no let me sing good outloud
steam summer sale y u no begin?
Instagram Y U NO WORKING
Internet connection Y U NO FAST?
ABcDEfg y u know my abc?
TODD KERNS Y U NO TAKE SHIRT OFF
roba_kyoa  Y u no posting cutzen anymore
PHOTOSHOP Y U NO AUTOSAVE?!?!?!
microsoft y u no make msn11 good?
Ronaldo y u no score a goal
Chris bosh y u no lay egg yet
chris bosh y u no lay egg yet
Pantry y u no more jasmine tea?
Gmail Y U NO MaiL
Alex Y u no move on stage
Noel Why You no answer me?!
abc y u no xyz
2006scape player y u no donate
Couisin! y u no come bowling!?!
memegenerator
Justin Bieber Y U NO like PENN State Football?
Delilah y u not online
Nickelback y u no keep the change?
lEAGUE OF LEGENDS Y u no work?!
Netflix Y u no support linux?
Y U No MAKE THIRD PARTY LENSES FOR SONY A LIL' CHEAPER? U SUCKS
high heels y u no come with built in silencers?!
Pokefarmers.... I click your whole party... y u no do same?!
witch doctor y u no do dmg
TROLL FOOTBALL Y U NO MAKE GET UR OWN MEMES?
Girls! your picture says 'Im Ugly' Y U No See What I See?
whirled bars y u no donate! it only 1 bar! u cheap!
post y u no convey sarcasm??
music artists y u no come to Perth
watched pot y u no boil
When You try to remember a song but someone is talking to you Why you no shut up
y u want 1 euro?
Hey
fb y u no let me do my homework?!!
Prometheus y u no have your fLUte to start the ship ?
NETFLIX Y U NO HAVE SEASON 4 TWILIGHT ZONE
BRAIN Y U NO HELP ME?
Connor Y U SO WEIRD
PEOPLE Y U NO STOP POKING ME
Winter Nights in bed!! Y I No switch off the lightz..
Devils y u no want cup
JAKE DYER Y U NO WRITE IN LOWER CASE LETTERS
ASIANS Y U NO DRIVE PROPERY
Lara Croft Y u no Kitchen?
HONEYCOMB MONOLITH REACTOR y u no make HONEY?
Pokemon y u no auto-save
Noobs Y U NO DIE?
Phone Y U no leave me alone for a minute
NINTENDO Y U HAV NO GAMES
People with great meme ideaS Y U NO UNDERSTAND DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 'YOUR' and 'YOU're'?
skyrim y u no exist
paypal y u no use right address?
yu no change this wallpaper?
Gorillaz y u no get back together?
Meme Generator Y U no let me create account?!
pennies y u no worth anything anymore?
internet explorer y u no clear session?!
BASKETING BALL WhY YOU NO GO IN??
Jenise Tacotaco y u no come early when you say so?!
chiltara y u no spawn!?
Netflix y  u  no  have  doctor  who:    A  christmas  carol
BOROMIR!!! Y U NO WALK INTO MORDOR
fraps why u no have steady framerate
Parents Y U no stay awake during movie
Megan and Liz Y U NO TWEET ME?????
y u no tone it down?
Lil wanye y u no real blood?!
money y u no grow on trees
Mommy y u no get me purple penguin?
hot girl that i like y u no make your photos public on facebook?!
Life y u no have a reset button
Ryan vaughan y u no be straight?
Topics ive revised y u no come up in exam ever??
HOUSTON ASTROS Y U NO PROMOTE JASON CHOWNING???
maroon 5 y u no use mobile?
Hipsters Y U NO NORMAL!!!
Tony Stark Y U NO just get surgery
lebron y u no win championships
timeline why you no go away
Facebook y u no load more stories?!
We change FB page Y U no switch?
as chemistry paper y u so hard
SCHOOL y u no have a autodestruction button!
Digicel (1G) y u no have More G
Government Y U NO LISTENINg
CHEMISTRY Y U ALL MATHS?
elira y u no cook food
MAREE WHY YOU SO DEPRESSED?
Eminem Y u no stop stand there an watch me burn
Y U No go to hell? The shit headache
AutocorrexT Y u no work when I spell it wrong
Y U No Guy Y U No Fix Armpit Triangle?
teacher y u no let me read book!?
GOMEZ Y U NO SCORE GOALS WHEN IT MATTERS
japan y u no make good 3dcg mods!?!?!?!!?
UK CONSTITUTION Y U SO FLEXIBLE??
Y U No Single?!
Professor i no understand  y u no learn english when u learn teach.
think you are the best meme creator y u no generate health memes
Haters y u no leave brittney alone?!?
School y u no over yet?
Republicans and democrats!! Y U no agree and fix the debt?!!
cross browser testing y u no fun?
Colgate triple action y u no fix my teeth?
derp y u no derp?
HOSTNAME Y U NOT MATCH?
Money money moeny y u no grow on trees
SHEENA Y U NO SHARE OREOS
Heather
haters y u no lighten up
y u no use right template
kokkonen y u no play games with us?!
SKIDROW! Y U NO HAVE DIABLO3 crack yet?
y U leave me in tundra
Nicki minAJ Y U NO MINAJ A TROIS
stupid memories y u no go away ?!
TROY Y U NO WEAR SHIRT?
Elton john y u no like girls?!
y u no lose man city
CHEMESTRY Y U NO EASY
Y u no simply walk into mordor?
one does not simply use the wrong meme
Bitches Y U NO love memes?
Memegenerator Y U NO STOP LAGGING?!
Zend debugger y u no support php5.4?
futurama fry y u no have glasses?!
Melida.... y u no lub me!?
raj heights people y u no cm down at 10
GOP Y U NO LIKE WOMEN
ronaldo  y u no pass?
school y u no start in afternoon?
nationwide y u no on my side!?
enemy players y u no shoot good?
ALL SHALL PERISH y u no tour florida?!?!
Y U NO  Buy me drink ! ?
iphone clock icon y u no change time from 10:15??
math y u exist?!
i told you to retweet! y u no retweet?!
REplying y u no do it properly?!
mia y u no related to kitty cats ^____^
YOUTUBE! Y U remove kate upton cat daddy video!? noooo!!
Its may y u no give timeline?
HEAd and shoulders y u no just head
stupid people why u ask so much questions
Salary y u no increase
Rick Astley y u no give me up?
Periodic table y u no table
STUPID WOMAN IN TRAIN Y U NO PUKE IN PLASTICBAG
Teachers  y u no teach
ANNE CURTIS SMITH Y U SO PRETTY!?
caroline why u no normal??
cridders y u no start collecting the stickers?!
... y i no remember?
angry birds y u no happy?
Rebbeca Black y u no stop singing
Women: Y U NO stay in kitchen?
Alex!! y u no love me?!
quantel y u no leave it alone?
justin bieber Y u no grow balls?!
Butt Y u no fit in chair
y u
Tetris battle Y U No give me energi!
Meme generator Y U NO let me change font size?
aurora natale y u no marry me
Y mom always ask me to pick table But then she pick a different one anyway?
Drugs
Ridiculously photogenic guy y u no frown
y u no know wut i know
Teacher Y u no Let me talk?
CUTE IYENGAR GIRL Y U RELATED TO ME??!!
Parents y u bring infant to movie theatre
diablo 3 open beta y u no let me play?
DIABLO 3 SERVERS Y U NO LET ME IN?!
memegenerator y u so slow
nickelback y u no die in plane crash?
fACEBOOK Y U NO HAV DISLIKE BUTTON?
Windows Y U No work?
kitami y u no moan for we?
jessica y u no take off your shirt
People who litter y u no use trash cans?
mom with crying baby y u no leave?
Asians y u no drive faster
young people of america y u no vote?
Y u no come??????????
Y u No  Buy yearbook?
Instagram.. Why y u no let me use whole pitcure??
Tatarciuc Y U no GIVE us A 5 ON tp ?!
Draw something Y u no add words
David massey y u no have filter?
png with awesome equipment and ultra high levels why Y U No stay alive?
Memegenerator... Y U NO have search feature!?
SELENA GOMEZ Y U NO DATE BOY?
dammit ahri y u not charm over minions
Y U no noble bigger villages
everyone in my group y u no post on the wall
Rebecca black y u no good?
Facebook Users y u no stop asking me to share things
y u touch my phone?
LIght y u no admit u love L!?
Europeans Why u no make lots over there?
Stupid teacher  Why you type in google.com in searcbar
ancient aliens guy Y u no comb hair
Teacher Y u Not shut up and let Us sleep
ancient aliens guy y u no comb hair!
Los Angeles y u no have women who don't know my ex GF?
PHONE CHARGER Y U NO REACH ME?
dog y u no lick balls somewhere else?!
trash talking? y u just play well?!
GAME OF THRONES Y U NO SHOW BABY DRAGONS?
ladies! y u no find me attractive?
ISRAEL Y U NO GTFO OF PALESTINE?
menewsha y u no work?!?!?
When ipod falLs down Y u no stop cracking
rush-henrietta bitches y u no wait to reproduce?!
Uther noobs Y U NO kill bosses before they are nerfed three times?!?
HALO 4 Y U NO 117?
mirko y u not already have abitur
School why u no  teach like youtube?
loadshedding y u no let me play gears of war 3??!!
as*hole y u no Get a girlfriend?
Walking dead y u make episodes so slow?
Girl In the stall next to me Y u no make more noise before I ripped one!?!
women y u no like women jokes?
Easy open on food pouches y u no open
Mokkel apa apis  y u no go inside big bazaar and buy
Coachella y u no happen after exams??
stupid cat y u no move away from tv screen
spiders y u no just live outside!
Retard Y u make meme by using example from description of meme?
CEreal guy y u no change breakfast ?!
phone battery y u no last all day?!
Professor y u no post grades?
Y U no stop teabagginG?!
Bad tanks  Y U NO tank correctly!?
WAISTLINE Y U NO GET THINNER?
Lurkers Y U NO comment!?
Payday Y u no come!
Girlfriend y u no like world of tanks?!
any girl y u no come over?
y u no say yes to me
you think you got problems? Look at my face
lıttle me  why u no stay cute lıfelong
brandon cyrus y u no stop appearing on my news feed?
hot guys y u no love me!?
Y u no go Faster Golfcart
PPl on twitter Y u No folloow me on dee tweeter
meme generator y u no let me erase dupes???//
Y U NO Google that shit?
WIFE   Y U NO MAKE ME ORANGE CHICKIN
peeta y u no called peter!
TRUMPETS Y U No Hit Super g
meme page y u a timeline?!
cheez-its y u no come in elephant sized box?
Mohammad abdollahi y u no answer my calls?
people in metro station y U NO stop staring  at me?
OBAMA y u no make war for cod
ESSAY Y U SO HARD TO START????
gOOgle y u no let me finish typing?
SPIES! Y U NO LEAVE OUR ASS' alone!?
Holiday Y U NO PASS SLOWLY??
justin beiber y u no man?
WOw y u no let me sleep
hah!? What u say? y u no give me ears!?
Jim Moore
rap 'music' y u no skillful
Meme generator Y u no let me sleep?
Pizza Hut y u no taste good like before
y u gi-oh!
shampoo bottle y u no have internet
followers y u no message me?
SCOTT WALKER Y U NO JUST QUIT?
Grass y u not emo y no cut urself
Research y u no help decision??
ATHEISTS Y U just as annoying?
FinANCIAl AID Y U NO HELP ME?
internet Y U no let me eat?
SENNHEISER Y U NO LINE IN VOLUME CONTROL?
Smartphone y u no operate smartly
when i go up to a lemonade stand i say to man runnin the stand hey y u no sell grapes
dr. venkman y u no lemme see storage facility?
Y u no have good horn angles?
3 months of Thesis data y u no statistically significant?!
Penguins y u no fly
MARI0 Y U NO UPDATE TO 1.7?!
STAN Y U no listen?
Y U No go church chocolate face?
anonymous y u no create megaupload mirror?
y u never delete bottom text?!
Netflix y u no have good movies
Rich boy y u no checking out dat ass?
canteen lady y u no leave the canteen already?!
detox will never be published
Reality y u no consistant
JAMAL Y U NO become like tupac
sunny y u no shining?!
BLIZZARD Y U NO GIF ME BETA
facebook y u no work properly
Homework y u no ANSWER your SELF?
swag bucks Y U no give me them?
Diggy simmons y u no get off my news feed?!?!
Please Ms. Prezzano! Stop staring at me!
harrison y u no like sum 41
javier galvin!? y u no be awesome like jordan bennett?
arizona y u no let me troll?
Yojinbo
Trojan horse y u no horse
WES Y U NO smuggle me into europe with you?!?!
LAB PARTNER Y U NO HELP ME DO LAB REPORT?
lesnar y u no kill cena!!!
big d y u no order wrestlemania?!
Y U SO  CLINGY!!!
Y U No Y U YES?
DAVID y u no open this card
IBMS Y U NO WORK PROPERLY?
FACEBOOK WHINERS Y U NO HAVE LIFE
GAINAX Y U ALWAYS SUCH ENDINGS?
tyga y u no get off my grandma?!
kidney stones.... y u shape like sea urchins?
kayla y u have yellow teeth y u no get toothbrush
Students y u no put name on paper
y u no like my memes instead of sharing
jmu registrar y u no tell me gmus room or teacher
Eugene weather y u no make up mind?
traktor pro 2 y u no sync right during the most epic drop of my mix?
DIna y u no make better jokes?
Call of Duty y u no realistic?
OLD FACEBOOK PROFILE VIEW Y U NO LONGER?!
Sean bean y u die in everything?
Youtube Y  u No let it Dark
JACK
JUSTIN bieber Y u no STFU?
twilight y u no good
Guinea pigs y u no grow to chewbaccas?
mr. tibbles!! why u no wake up???
Y U no well
Food in microWave Y u no get hot as pLate?
Teacher y u no hide mouse during movie?
SLEEP y u no come naturally!?
Scumbag generator Y u no work - like real scumbag
America y u no use metric?
Reality tv why you no real?!
ENVS Report Y U No Sound good?
y u no check your phone???
Yojinbo
Y U NO FAP
Mind Y U allways think about sex?
Kevin Fabiculanan Y U REACH GIFT LIMIT
Girls on facebook y u no in kitchen making a sandwich
IRS Why U NO SEND TAX REtURN?!
Katy perry y u wanna see my peacock
heisenbErg Y U NO MAKE YOUR MIND UP
Asian Friend WHY Y NO HELP ME WITH HOMEWORK?
Macs y u no crash?
Isabella Y U NO GOOGLE?
dog y u no stop eating
20 year old nerds y u no go outside?
god !! y u no make me born with my twin brother ?
kfc/taco bell y u no baste my chicken!?
mexicans y u no flush toilet paper??
ASPEN Y U NO CONVERGE!?
ROSY HAO Y U NO ARRIVE SOONER?!
y u no say my name right?
y u no select language? some how becomes very annoying
International students who moved all the way to america just for college y u no want to hang wih any americans?
five y u no like six?
BANK Y U NO TRANSFER MONIES FASTER?!
Katy perry! y u no really join marines!?
Hunger games sucks y u no show boobs jen lawrence
TEACHER Y U NO WORK THE INTERWEBZ
john y u no do it then?
stupid facebook girls y u no name memes properly?!
BRONIES Y U RUIN TF2?
mouth y u don't have ctrl z
Skinny Girls Y U NO STOP SAYING UR FAT
zyzz y u no come back from MT. olympus!?
Slope Y U So Slippery ?
sun y u no shine when I'm not in work?
hey woman!stop driving car! y u no wash some dishes?
ugandan children y u no wanna be SOLIDER?
students why u no understand logic?
family y u no pay attention to travel guide?!
y u no have swag?!
Facebook y u no share?
larissa y u no buy dragon?!
Insert loot y u no use phpbb?!
ANNa y u no videochat???
Jason rUSSELL Y U NO JACK OFF IN MOVIE?
Ryan ball y u no stop sending me memes?
TIME y u no change?
colleges y u no accept me??
Cool kids y u no stay away from my memes
BALLPEN Y U NO LAST A WEEK !?!
Project Manager y u no give me Assets?
bethesda Y U No put out Skyrim DLC
my facebook posts y u no acknowledge?!?
lady gaga  y u always wear weird clothes
skrillex y u no wash face?
1 in 8 people die of water diseases Y U NO DONATE TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE
Sopa y u no stoppa !!
Telemarketers Y U No leave my phone alone?!
School y u no fun?
Life y u so awkward
Romans! Y U no entertained?
lane tech memes y u no mention no one?!?!?
Gas Y u no $2 like before i could drive
Essay Y U no write yourself?
GIRL Y U NO LOVE ME
LENT Y U NO END FASTER SO I CAN EAT CAKE
DUDE Y U NO HAVE BRAIN
Youtube Y U no let me see this video?
bitches y u no leave me alone
DRUGS Y U NO BORING
337 huntington y u no powered by rage?!
Lesbians Y u no like men but so hot
united states y u no separate church and state?
alana why y no have brain
Taco bell Y U no give hot sauce anymore?!?!?!
children Y u no visible?
broom y u no stand up straight?!
You take Arrow to the knee?! y u no file for disability?!?!?!
Women Y U NO SEND READABLE SIGNALS
Wtf Y u no send me mt. Washington picture?
clingy woman y u no stop calling?
lady y u no swallow?
facebook steals like button y u no add dislike button?
'U' Cluj y u no win ?
kids in hallway y u no walk faster
swiper y u no kick dora's ass?
invisible children! y u no tell truth?
new york city y u No like rock music anymore?
New england patriots y u no stop being good?
mass effect 3 y u no let me skip cutscenes i've already seen?
studying Y U No being Party as everybody told?
ma friend y u no hurry?
Joker y u no stop picking on batman? he beat you anyways
Capcom Y U no unlock disc content?
higgs boson Y U NO exist
conscious y u left me alone last hight?
College! Y u No Cost Less?!
apple people y u no close walkies
M.I.A. & NIcki Minaj Y U NO  spell correctly
facebook y u no give me dislike button
reekris  y u no save us from bootleg fireworks
XZIBIT y u no put meme in meme!?
UGANDA Y U NO EAT DA POO POO
charlie adam y u no fix teeth
bRO y U SO MAINSTREAM!?
g
kony Y U NO STOP KIDNApPING CHILDREN?
marijuana y u no legal
high expectations asian father Y U no bring dry clean?
Memegenerator.net y u no have way to preview memes before you generate?
Spring Break Y U No come faster
GIRLS Y U NO stop changing personalities
dice yuno release the bf3 patch?
clock y u go slow 8AM to 5PM?
TEACHERS Y U NO GIVE LESSER HOMEWORK
Every Twenty something male Y U No think I'm just being nice instead of thinking everything i do is to hit on you?!
ssis y u no have www for 11 and 12 graders?
I NO PLAY FACEBOOK GAMES Y U NO STOP SENDING REQUESTS
cable y u no have cable?
Ms. taylor y u no love me?!
fake drunk chick y u no have more than 3 beers?
Kony y u no conscience?
alarm clock y u no STFU!!!!!
Joseph kony y u no die in a hole
DOG
PLAYERS Y U NO REVIVE MEH?
Tank y u no stay out of fire ?!
y u no buy da suitz!
PRESENTATION Y U NO END YET?
SEAN NAVI'S SRT8 Y U NO REAL?
facebook couples y u no use private chat?
Polish People Y u use z so much!?
Ruby Y U SO SLOW?
Google Y U no ranka my Site?
Forward texts y u no go away?!
GAME DEVELOPERS Y U NO MAKE DECENT GAMES?!
Kebert Xela Y u no sent to fifth dimension?
top gear y u no shoot more episodes ?
Battlefield 3 Why u no Run?
generator why you no generate faster ?
RUBY Y U SO SLOW
LUONGO Y U NO STOP PUCK?!
ash y u no grow up?
hotel california y u no let me leave?
I TEXT YOU Y U NO REPLY 40 MINUTES LATER?
Visitors Why U No Like Page?
TARZAN Y U NO Have beard
homework y u no disappear?
phone y u no get service in school
phone y u no waterproof?
America Y U No choose ron paul!?
Skyrim y u change to gilmore girls when wife come home
Baby WHY YOU NO SLEEP
hey pacquiao y u no fighty floyd?
PMS !! y u every girl's excuse
Maltese people y u no learn how to make memes?
jobs y u no exist?
units y u no cancel?
WNba Y U Exist?
KIEFFER
girls y u no funny?!
DreamViews Y U No stop panic?
Y U NO  LIKE ME ?
Mathushan! y u no give me science hmwk?
Opera WHY do you use the quarter of the RAM?
MUCHI Y U NO CLEAN MY SHOE?!
mom
Justin bieber y u no stop singing?!
Friends y u no pick up phone after i miss the call?
justin bieber y u no write back on my wall
Taylor Y U No be more faithful
God Bless My Enemies WCS Y u no Share it?
why u no buy me fries!
Justin bieber y u no get straight?
microsoft y u no make xbox live free
RUSHAOZ y u no get on battlefield 3?
haircare companies y u no sell conditioner from dye in big bottles?
spotify y u no let me use ollydbg while hacking?
Annie y u no are ok?
friday y u no hurry up?
master chief y u no jump
MICROSOFT WORD Y U NOT KNOW MT NAME?
GASAI YUNO YUNO ARE THE TRUE GASAI YUNO?
MOON? Y U NO EDIBLE
Meme Generator Character description y u no stay still
CLEAVAGE Y U NO BUTTON SHIRT?!
Fruit ninja Y u no load faster?
phone y u no woke me up on time?!
teacher y u no upload grades?
BLUES Y U NO CAN BEAT NASHVILLE IN REGULATION?!
NATURAL SCIENCES STUDENTS Y U NO PRESERVE NATURE?      PUT THE TRASH IN THE CANS!!!
Stupid tetris y u no load!
ADOBE SUPPORT y U NO HELP?
Poppy Y U No Feel better soon?
ELO HELL Y U NO LET ME OUT?
Emma Stone Y U No make Zombieland 2?
You... Make a good poopoo
JO SINGER WHY U SO MISERABLE?
computer y u no work better?
Nathan y u even talk
professor y u no check email!?
INTERNET EXPLORER Y U NO RESPOND
Moma
Cuomo! y U no ban fracking?!
KATAwa shoujo y u no available on iphone
Promoters Y U NO REPLYZ?
9gag why u no have a slideshow
UTorrent Y u no stop upgrading
y u no LISTEN TO REAL MUSIC?
Thomas wood! Y u No a reel poliseman yet
myUCF Y u no let me keep a password for longer than 30 days?
YOU!! WHY you no studying
Cartoon network y u no awesome anymore
Pollen Y U NO fly to other nose?
TEACHER Y U NO Show announcements??
NINTENDO y u no make a version where i can catch all 151 pokemons?
Miami's Best pizza y u no best?
Ahri Why u haz 4 flashes!?!?
9GAG Y U NO let me study
Cryptic studios y u no like stability?
Microsoft Word Y U NO HAVE 'MBA JARGONS' AS A LANGUAGE
grad students y u no live off campus yet?
Adele y u think rain combustible
Y u never text me first?
rhianna y u not no name?
black van y u no take main road??
JEWS Y U NO HAVE FORESKIN?!
Fernando torres Y U NO SCORE?
SAMUEL 'peter' 'andrew' verhaest y u no pick up support phone?
Dr. Man Y U No let heems ball?
Latvia y u have so bad songs in eurovision
Wirtz Printers y u no print faster?!?!
Rio y u dance on the sand?
bootrec /fixboot y u no fix boot?!?!
Math majors y u sleep all day?
Announcements at lunch y u no quiet!!!
history essays y u no result in sex!?
malik Y U NO STOP BEING AWESOME?
ben law y u no hair?
Kishimoto  y u no maka minato gaiden?
youtube y u no let me delete videos from my subscription box
NEWEGG Y U no ship to australia?
Internet y u NO work
THESAURUS.COM Y U NO WRITE MY ESSAY?
Tool y u no on itunes?
You! Y U NO READ ME WITH ENGLISH ACCENT
people upstairs Y U No be quiet?
steroids y u no cheaper and harmless
mr olympia judges y u no judge better
Japan y u no have taco bell
COMICS ALSH -English alsh - political alsh - sports alsh - science alsh - alsh by alshytaine y u no te3mlo page wa7da we ter7amona ??
BOY I LIKE Y U NO ASK ME OUT?
WEEKEND Y U NO LONGER?
Hey y u removed me?
memegenerator.net y u no put my new memes on page for new memes
less than 12 hours till essays are due! y U NO WORK On IT EARLIER?
aDMINS y U NO KEEP BEST MEMES?!
grammys Y U NO INCLUDE ETTA JAMES?!
Andreas behnke y u no mark essays?
IDIOT Y U NO KISS GIRL?
Smoshers  Y U NO GO TO SCHOOL WITH ME?
WHITNEY HOUSTON!?! Y U NO NOT SMOKE CRACK?!?!
Echo Beach y u no have second series?
Y u no take clothes out of washer on time
WHITNEY HOUSTON Y U NO ALWAYS LOVE ME?
elena y u no make longer our time?!
non-commuter y u no go back to dorm
zucchini bread y u no taste like zucchini
iphone y no fleshlight app
woman with black eye y u no listen?
boom fell i survived
government y u no let us smoke weed?
JULINANA Y U  NO GET IT
INTernetians Y U NO Ues Sepll Cekch?
Hamid Y u no shut up?
PHOTOBOOTH Y U NO LET ME TURN OFF FLASH
murray state y u no go undefeated?!
people y u no like nutella with butter
snow y u no stop
AFTER EFFECTS Y U NO RENDER FASTER
Canada y u no allow transgenders on planes?!
red bull y u no keep me awake?
Meme Generator Y U NO LET ME CHANGE TEMPLATES?
raptr y u no make android app?
Service dogs y u no let me pet?
DR. PEPPER Y U ALWAYS SOLD OUT
BLOONS TD 4 Y U SO ADDICTIVE?!
Easy to get girl y u no like me?
LCAD y u no let me sleep at all?
Utmail+ y u no work on iphone?
op y u no english?
Magnets Y U work?
DDR Y U NO HAVE CHEAT CODES???
Y U Kill soul train in black history month
SUSAN G. KOMEn Y U NO SAVE LIVES IF U PRO-LIFE?
rachel y u no listen to quinn?!
Sandwich!!! Y u no make me wIfe
lUSI Y U NO STAY LONGER?!
Internet Explorer Why you no work!?!
9gag y u no tell me where goes my upload !
Y U NO MAD BRO?
Ted! Y U NO get girlfriend people actually like?
bebe Y U NO TELL us the grades?
T'Internet Y U no limit?
Gladys  Y u no give me kit kat
girl with other boy y u no tell me the truth ?!?!
NISSAN Y U NO MAKE CAR NOT SHITTY?
blender user y u no save before render?
hOUSEMATE y U no stop download torrents?
skyrim fans y u no get laid
cannibal y u no eat urself
Josh y u no get up
SPONGEBOB Y U NO WEAR THEM BIG ASS GLASSES WHEN JELLYFISHING ANYMORE?
Tap Water y u no taste good!?
Dati...dati-n chizda matii!! shi ai 4 coaie wai?
Skyrim y u no let me carry lots
Battlefield 3 y u no join squad ?
tywin lannister y u no like only child with half a brain!
TROLLFACE Y U NO START WITH 'LE'
Ash ketchum Y U No go to school?!
Lion y u no more better than snow leopard
'y u no select language'? y u no use english as default
cat drinking from toilet Y U NO DRINK FROM BOWL!?
Student in Thesis Y U No Have ballpoint??
Eddie y u so sticky?!
kai leng y u no buy your own cereal?
Fellowship Y U NO simply walk into mordor?
Facebook people y u use Low res photos as timeline covers
FAcebook y u no make music player
my fingers y u no same number?
MOM y u no like my profile pic
Youtube commercial Y u buffer at 1 second?!
IPHONE Y U NO HAVE A BETTER battery
I say no Y u no leave me alone
Y U NO MEMES Y U SO HARD TO COME UP WITH
people y u keep repeating memes?
THIS IS WHY CHINA IS WINNING Y U NO STUDY?
Water temple! Y u no easy!?
organic chemistry Y u so boring?
CUTE GIRL I HAVE CRUSH ON Y U NEVER ONLINE !?
Microwave popcorn Y U NO GOOD?
GMCFOSHO Y U NO BES?
Billy Cundiff Y U NO MAKE FIELD GOAL?
america  y u make the internet suffer
beiber y u exist????!
FRIENDS Y U NO PICK UP UR PHONE WHEN I NEED 2 TALK 2 U?!?
facebook friends y u no like funny status?
REPosts y u everywhere?
GIRL I LIKE Y U NO TALK TO ME
academic books y u no cheap?
KPOP SITES Y U NO HAVE STANDARDS?!?!
Brain y u no remember name of hot girl?
Orna tighe y u no explain lyonization better??
Y U NO Have date with me??
CANADA.  Y U NO MAKE YOURSELF NOTICED?
Students Y U NO LOOK AWAY FROM YOUR PHONE?!
FacebooK Y U NO LET ME HAVE OVER 5000 Friends!?
LebrOn Y U NO PASS BALL?!
Followers Y U no ask me questions
Taylor Lautner y u no buy a shirt!?!
9GAG Invitation Y U NO COME!?!
school y u still use internet explorer
Y U BO JIO
AXIA WHY U NO LET ME FREE???
beyonce y u no name child normal
I Scratch your back Y U NO scratch mine
Facebook friends y u no like my shared memes?
winter y u no gtfo?
Malte Y U INvite me to blood donation?!!???!!
SAKURA HARUNO Y U NO CLEAN UP DOG SHIT?
Helias why you no spend money?
Dillon y u no read properly?
Ragnhild y u no le av artige bilder?!
oil change y u no come with hug?!?
9gag y u no send invitation to me?
SKYPE Y U NO PERFECT            MESSAGING PLATFORM
Kim Jong-Il Y U LOOK AT THINGS?!
weather y u no stay nice?!
STUDENTS Y U NO UNDERSTAND?
studying y u no go away
vacatıons y u no last longer
Thomas Y u no sleep on couch with me?
Virgins! Y U No HAVE SEX!?!?!
kuching y u no place to go?
Hey! Y u no stop trying to guess my password!
NICK Y U NO MAKE RAGE COMIC FASTER?
PIZZA HUT Y U NO DELIVER COLD PIZZA?
Video games y u no give me real skills
School! y u no start another day than tomorrow???
Williams Men y u so weird??
evil spock y u no shave?
Justin Bieber Y U No shaving yet?
TOPSHOP Y U NO HAVE CLOthes i like?
Google y u no find what i need
MY LAPTOP Y U NO LOAD MY GAME FASTER
2 year old daughter Y u no sleep?
Teacher y u no make sense?
annoying girl Y U NO SHUT UP
SPONGEBOB  Y U NO DRIVE BOAT LIKE ROCK
history project y u no finish yourself?
Josje y u no understand young life
DARREN CRISS Y U nO recognize that you love Chris Colfer!
My Page Y U No have my memes?   Where they all go?!?
math y u no easy?
SPONGEBOB Y U NO FUNNY ANYMORE
WILSON Y U NO POST PICTURE WHERE I SMILE AT CAMERA?!
hot girls y u no give me chance?
u just told me to text u y u no text me back?!?!
hey u.s.a. y u no use metric system!?
SCUMBAG STEVE  Y U NO GET JOB?
AMERICA Y U NO LOSE?
dollar menu y u no cost dollar?
BLACK PEOPLE WHY U NO SURVIVE HORROR MOVIES
Rebecca y u no hit snooze?
Plans Y u no work
school y u no let me sleep!!!
facebook y u no stay the same
School y u no over yet
Ur Tumblr Y U No Have Bk 2 top Buton?!!?!!
brandeis y u no have GOOD INTERNETZ?
procrastination y u no wait tomorrow?
PEOPLE Y U NO COME TO MY SHOP?
Muscle between my legs! y u no grow after training?!
Friends Y U No stop asking for free rides?
FUNIMATION y u no make claymore season 2
Teacher  Y U no stop make bad joke
robert downey jr y u no film more sex scenes?
LISBETH SALANDER Y U NO HAVE SEX WITH ME?
3g internet y u no faster?
SYNYSTER INK Y U NO CARE ABOUT PEOPLES BODIES?
Asian People y u no how to flush
room y u no have ctrl-f
timeline. WHY YOU NO GIVE MY WALL BACK?
Stephen Why you no shut up?
Teachers y u no pick just one of my pitches?!
p&#246;z y u no get a girlfriend
feminists y u no like ANti-feminists?
toast y u burn so quickly
said was going out y u no get offline?
hot water y u make cup too hot to hold??!!
LIONS Y U NO draft cornerback
Spongebob y u take shower under water?
JUMBACO Y u no be real
delphine and esbern y u no let me kill you instead of Paarthurnax?
Ron Paul Why you no attack romney
Y U NO TAKE A JOKE
bottle opener y u no be found to open dis beer
MEMEGENERATOR Y U NO LET ME SEE THE PICTURES I'VE JUST posted on memegenerator? answer in comments please i need help
SHOUTY Y U NO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY
headphones... y u no work?
MTG tournaments Y U no free?
followers y u no talk to me?
y u no taking the hobbits to isengard
9gag y u no let us enjoy no bra january
Wisconsin y u no have mass amounts of snow?
Dexia unions okayed bonuses despite bankruptcy Y U NO have integrity ?
it's over 9000! posts
Cartoons y u no change clothes!?
Y U NO LIKE JUMBACO!?!
Tumblr y u no have sex with me
Twitards WHY U NO LIKE REAL VAMPIRES? THEY NO SPARKLE!!!
array index y u no in bounds
wet dreams y u no real?
Big Bang Theory y u no on netflix instant
procrastination y u no wait tomorrow
Raffaele giglio y u no use 'y' to say 'why'?
Me POST FUNNY ON FACEBOOK Y U NO LIKE?!
adventurers y u no wear knee armor
socials teacher Y U NO ACCEPT TYPED VERSION OF MY NOTES
Women y u no where shirt like that
Parents Television Council y u no Let television be on council too
ACTIVISION Y U NO LET ME JOIN MATCH WITH PARTY
big bro y u  no grow MUSTACHE before me
sophia y u no listen to rick and stay put?
JON Y U NO PLAY BELLS!?
HEY
twitter y u always follow me
usher y u no cut off justin beiber
Impossibru Y U No possibru?
KiProtich Y U NO BRING ME CHINESE
SingApore Y U NO WIN?
Indie games developpers Y U No make 3D games ??
Miss Hanna Minx Y u no wear bikini!
HUMANS Y U NO BUY WRISTBANDS
cowboys y u no play like you wanna win
you say skype y u no answer?
Stalkee Y U NO change your facebook into timeline
colin firth y u so sexy?
blametruth y u no move house?
PLates y u no learn to wash yourself?
Заключительные титры ?у почему ва? так много?
reddit y u no let me post picture
south park y u no in the south?
Lithium swe y u no give me buttsecks???
SPIRIT Y U NO SMELL LIKE TEEN
BIG BROTHER STARS Y U NO HAVE BRAIN?
asdf as dsaf
school Y u no make me smart
life y u no save button?!
justinbeiber  y u no make good music?
BEDS Y U NO MAKE yourself?
Amish Y U no have electricity?
Christmas holiday y u ended already
Youtube y u rebuff when full screen
bank account y u no always full
white girls y u no like white guys anymore
Millennials generation y u no
Millennials generation y u no
Y U NO TAKE ARROW TO DA KNEE?!!
Dean ML Y U NO WORK!?
Tom hiddleston y u no let me keep my ovaries
Wonderful Memedate Girls Y U no appear in my real life
Love y u no lemme sleep at night???
PRINCESS PEACH  Y U NO STAY IN ONE CASTLE?
9gag Y u no let me sleep?!?
mac miller y u no marry me?!
Candy Y u no healthy??
kakashi sensei y u no show face
recipient Y u No PAY DEBTS?
dovahkiin y u no take arrow to knee
Osama bin laden y u no in spongebob
ents y u no wait till edible kicks in before you eat more?
HEY LINK! Y U NO LISTEN!?
H.P. Lovecraft y u no can be red in school?
bank of america Y u No have banks in all of america?!
Shamwow Man Y u no sell cars instead?
21. 12. 2012 Y U NO Monday?!
Lady gaga y u no lady
flickr y u no as good as photobucket
Nazim y u no cool it brah!
vevo y u no let me watch MUSICVIDEO?
POkemon y u no more than 4 moves
Fart Y U no go away if want to come out
ROOMMATES Y U NO CLEAN UP BATHROOM WHEN DONE!?
VEVO Y U NO AVAIBLE IN MY COUNTRY?
y u no sound like real man!?
pauline y u no sell t shirt
boyfriend Y U No ryan gosling!
GUILD WARS 2 Y U NO COME OUT?!
Camo & Krooked y no numbers vip?
CASEY ANTHONY Y U NO GUILTY?!
PUCHI y u get out of chat?
SANTA Y U NO GIVE ME GIFTS BUT EAT ALL MY COOKIES
Meme generator
BOYYYY Y U NO TEXT ME FIRST?!?!?!
World y u no revolve around me???
me Y ME NO FIRE LAZ0R!?
FINDING NEMO Y U HAVE POINTLESS CREDITS!?
memegenerator Y U NO let me delete images
Stomac y u get so fat when finish eating?
eehab yaqoob y u no play video games
THe Beatles y u no give me your money?
alex y u no fold laundry
at home for christmas break y u no stock fridge?
paper y u no dull
Facebook Y u no have smiley faces in comments
POLITICS Y U NO JUST AGREE!?
E.T. Y U LOOK LIKE GAIL PLATT!?
MORGAN Y U NO TELL ANSWER!?
gandalf
people being cyber bullied y u no turn off electrical devices
PS3 REMOTe y u always run out of battery in the boss fight
vote page u y no let me see all the posts!
Y U NO LOOK AT MY BODY I WORK OUT.
TC wILLIAMS Y u no make real pizza?
Blizzard y u no release diablo 3 yet?
Y U NO TURN TO GREEN LIGHT?
thought of a hilarious facebook status to share Y U NO LIKE STATUS
Facebook Y U No stop trying to be like MySpace?
ikari shinji y u no let humanity move beyond pain of individual existence
JAPAN Y U NO HAVE GRAVY?
MARCUS FENIX Y U NO JUMP
Christmas y u no exciting ANY MORE?
Teachers y u no respect us
Wife y u no in kitchen?
gm y u kidnap ahri!??
EDUROAM Y U NO CONNECT???
Tacobell y u no ring!
SWTOR Y U NO FOR SALE
PLANET ELLAK Y U NO GIEF SSH ACCESS?
9gag upload y u no work
Google Translate
sINK WHY U NO CLEAN?!
LEECHERS Y U NO SEED?!
NEYMAR! Y U NO GO TO MADRID?
Dammit Bailey Y you so damn gorgeous?!?!
IE y u no extinguish??
Hey you why u no online?
4CHAN morons posting on 9gag y u no get lives?
Electronic arts y u no stop screwing your customers?!
meme followers y u no have life?
dad y u no  listen to me first
Face y u no beautiful?!
Marching Chiefs Y U No put me on Bus list?!?
Netflix instant watch y u no have anything good?!
New pokemon y U no discovered sooner?
whining about final y u no study???
LAKERS Y u no wyn?!
MICROARRAYS Y U NO LET ME SLEEP?
pikachu y u no fly
Troll Face y u no smile right
Gheo
Friends Y U No make funny pictures
darvish y u no pitch for rangers?!?
school y u so boring
Essays Y U No write yourself?!
Guy who made me y u no make me have good english?
I upLoad Y u no give creds to me?
javascript y u no work withiout semicolin!?
ULTIMATE PLAY THE GAME! Y U NO USE QAOPM?!
Dictionary Y U NO ADD FUNNER TO WORDS!?
HEY BRENDEN NGUYEN WHY YOU NO EAT THE CEREAL
Dear dev why u no reply me post?
YouTube Y U No keep old look?
johnnie walker y u no stop walking?
buffalo bills! y u so bad at foosball?
Y U NO GET FASTER DOWNLOAD SPEED
UR BREATH SMELLS LIKE UR TONGUE FARTED y u no brush your teeth
CAPCOM Y U NO TRANSLATE GYAKUTEN GENJI 2
MOTT HALL SKEWL Y U NO BLUE RIBBON ANY MORE?
bra y u show pattern through shirt??
y u no y u no stop whining ?!!
santa y u no come give poor kids big presents?
y me no have hair??
deaf people  y u no listen to me
Wig y u no stay straight
TRANSVestite y it so hard to tell if you a guy or girl
LOng Time y u no love me back?
y u no love me like a love song
alejandro! y u no call my name?
Delorenzos Y U No open?
MATT-CHEW Y U NO SAY 'HURRR' LIKE CLEVELAND BROWN?
team y u no let me help
challenge accepted guy y u no accept my challenge
Minecraft y u no craft mines?
black people y u no drink water?!
Steven y u no write on sharepoint?
killing cave bear in skyrim Y U no Die???
sean y u no come on nights out?
SKYRIM Y U NO LET ME STUDY
Jenny Craig y u make me look like Kristie Alley?
christina hendricks y u no show boobs
Smoke Alarm Why u no stop beeping?!?
FACEBOOK Y U NO LET ME FACE BOOK AND STUDY?!
Y U No Like my Meme's?  U jelly? Jelly of my awesome meme's?
SWTOR PLATFORM DESIGNER Y U NO RESIGN
TEACHEr y u no post grade ???
finished reading 'sandkings'? y U no read 'the keys to december'!?
Tyler Perry y u no just wear dress all the time..?
skyrim guards y u no wear kneepads?
post office y u no sell tramp stamp
Casanova Y U NO VISIT?
Steam y u not working?!
steam y u not working?!
cartoon network y u cancel toonami?
dice and ea y u no let us play as mec in bf3?
Lesbians ! Y u hotter than straight women !?
METAL GeAR RISING Y U NO HAS KOJIMA NO MORE
vote in russia 140% y u no 100%
CERN Y U NO FIND HIGGS BOSON
I&#180;m a loser baby y u no kill me ?!?
EMMA WATSON Y U NO KEEP LONG HAIR
Omar y u no liKe me
meme generator  y u no stay the same
Diarrhea y u no keep ur shit toghether?
Xbox y u no update
Haters I'm getting paper
Feasibility studies y u no leave me alone?!
canada y u no warm
Mom
preacher lady y u no have pancake mix?
RUSSIA Y U NO Have 100%
Chicago Bulls y u so Broke
damlol y u like cocaine ?
disc jockey y u no use discs?
PUtin Y u no know math?!
Yo univerce y u no shrink?
Black ops?!?! NO QUICKSCOPING FU*K
Arnold y u so such kind
Exams Y U NO buzz OFF
Jordan y u no shut up
SAFE MODE y u no have sound?!
GRAD SCHOOL WHY U NO BELIEVE ME
Best friends why you no knock?
friend y u no up my meme
Christmas break! Y U no come sooner?
Faceboook WHY U NO HAVE PICTURE ZOOM?
anna! y u no stop sending me links to 9gag
mj's Doctor y u no treat zardari?
M.O.D.O.K. y u only analyze cubes?
Twitch.tv commercials y u no mute?
NIGHT MOTHER Y U no make sense?!
Physiology y u no understandable
Wow Servers y u no up yet
annoyying household cat y u no stop meowing
friend greg y u no good guy?
y u no y u no say yes
talking to a rock y u no love me?
AMERICAN 'foot'ball Y U NO USE YOUR FEET?!
tHOUGHTS Y u no let me sleep
girls y u no go out with me?
GOOGLE CHROME Y U NO LET ME SEE 9GAG?
SPOILERS Y U NO TAG
David cameron y u no realise i am poor
Kirsten Y U NO GAY NO MORE?
Sky Why u no Snow
RHCP Y U NO PLAY ZEPHYR NO MORE?!?
aerosmith y u no wanna close your eyes
Springwood
Xfactor y u no leave my tv
VALERIE Y U NO COME ON OVER?
Scala Y U No like boilerplate code??
UNIVERSE Y U NO SO SIMPLE?
Demand curve Y u no slope upward?
PRINTER Y U NO WORK?!
Jesus Y U No Heal him?
ALARM CLOCK Y U NO WAKE ME UP?
BJ Y U NO GIVE?!
mw3 y u no have smaller maps
automatic toilet flushers y u no flush automatically!?
Words y u no come easy
Lea  Why Y no kiss me at the station?
CLAM Y U NO BE SAD
United nations y u no expect anonymous?
Facebook. Y U NO HAVE DISLIKE BUTTON?
Me Y u no fart?
David Cameron Y U NO FIX GOVERNMENT???
hAMMERTIME Y U NO HAMMER TIME
twilight characters y u no have sex ?
noobs y u no stop rotating
Arena net y u no reveal the 8th profession?
ASHTON KUTCHER Y U NO CHARLIE SHEEN
loser Y u no win?
Girls y u no make sense?
Abs y u no washboard?
CHAD Y U NO TIE ESSAY WITH THESIS
life ! Why you no be romantic?
My hips!! y u no lie!?!?
STUPID BIMBOS Y U NO GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEYS?!
PS3 controller Y U ALWAYS RUN LOW IN KILLING SPREE
BUS Y U NO COME ON TIME!?
FEDERAL HIGHWAY TRAFFIC Y U NO SMOOTH ALL THE TIME?
9gag y u no let me go
ERIO Y U LOOK LIKE A MIKU?
ASS Y U NO SHIT MONEY?
christians y u no act like jesus?
Fernando torres Y u no score goals?!
camera y u no get away
EDWARD CULLEN Y U NO BURN?
AMERICA Y U NO SEND TROOPS HOME?!
mirza y u no stop being forever alone?
ANTIDERIVATIVES Y U NO EASY
NOVEMBER Y U NO HAVE SNOW?!?
People who bang into glass door y u no see?
remote control Y U No where to be seen
justin bieber y u no jump out of a 100 story window?!?!?
Mcgosling y u no rehappen
Mr. revera y u boom en la cabesa?
mom y u no close eyes when me masturbate
why If I TROLL  Y U KEEP FEEDIN' ?
adebayor y u no score all your chances?
King Taco Y U No have Lime?!!
i tell u i hungry... y u no make sammich?
wikipedia
Sonic Generations Y U No For Wii
Dogs why u no clean yourself after you role in poo
girl with sexy body y u no have nice face?!
Windows 7 updates y u no shutdown when i ask u to
CINEMa  y u no let me keep 3-d glasses ?
internet y u not faster !
MICROSOFT / BUNGIE Y U NO PORT HALO 3 TO PC?
Y U NO  WANT DREADS?
bad movie why u no good
DOS EQUIS GUY Y U NO ALWAYS DRINK BEER??
sleep y u make me miss assignment deadline?!
alarm clock y u no wake me up 4 hours earlier?
professor y u no give me good grade
DESIGNERS Y U NO USE GIT?
BUFFY Y U NO SLAY EDWARD
Megyn kelley Y U NO DRINK PEPPER SPRAY?
stephen hawking y u no walk?
99% y u no rule?
Allah Y U NO have Pictures?!
My dear colleagues Why u no use the toilet brush?
WISE! WHY YOU NO DISAPPEAR!!
MOVIE TITLES! Y U NO MAKE SENSE?
Unresponsive bastard y u no attend my event?!
Job u no find me
Skyrim Y U NO BE MY HOMEWORK?
chicks y u no more attractive than a hand
mexico y u no speak mexican
evanescence y u no call me when you're sober?
PARIS Talley... y u so beautiful
Friends with benefits y u no real?
Y this kolaveri di?
time y u no go back
Assassin creed revelation Y U release pas gue UTS???
My name is y u no-guy u no y?
siri y u no real?
PING Y U SO HIGH?
Love of my life Y u Put me in friend zone??
POINTERS Y U NO POINT TO THING I WANT
İNCİ. NİYE S&#214;ZL&#220;Ğ&#220;N ANASINI SİKTİN?
THANKSGIVING Y U NO CHRISTMAS?
siri y u no give me a bj?
notch y U no let me ride enderdragon?!
Justin bieber y u no be boy?!
y the space betwwen my arms is pink if the background is blue?!
9gag y u no give our souls back
women!! y ulike guys who are assholes???
Facebook y u no respect for privacy?
justin bebier y u don't just die?!?!?
RED PANDAS Y U NO ACTUALLY PANDAS
updates y u no update automatically?!
Wireless why you no work!!!!
Freshman Y U No understand deadline?
youtube link on facebook y u no have thumbnail
FAST FOOD MEAL Y U NO LOOK LIKE PICTURE?
Limp bizkit y u no make good music anymore?
Internet y u no cure boredom
Facebook friends y u no stop posting about x-factor?
aCE ventura y u no stay at home ?
Hay joe y u no let ur wife go with the another man
schoolbell y u no ring?
secret chip bag y u so loud?
MOURNING OF THE HERETIC Y U NO HAVE CD
VIDEO Y U TAKE LONG TIME TO UPLOAD?
UCD DAVIS CAMPUS POLICE Y U NO get fired for police brutality?
EMMA Y U NO GIEF ME MY BABY ALREADY!?
TIME BEFORE FINAL EXAM Y U NO MOVE FASTER!?!
selina gomez y u no kill your self ?
Jordin Sparks Y U NO HAVE AIR?
Boxxy Y U NO ShUT UP
Haters Y U NO BURN?!
Y u always press dıslıke?!
Funny Pictures Blog y u no post hot chicks?1?
young sluty girls out there y u no want guys to respect us?
programs y u no debug yourselves?
puberty y u no happen?
tide goes in
pikachu Y u no evolve
Y THIS KOLAVERI KOLAVERI KOLAVERI DI?
Maths!!! y u be Mental attack to handsome students?
Facebook HaZ NO DISLIKE BUTTON? MASS GENOCIDE
pandora radio y u no let me skip bad songs
RED BULL Y U NO GIVE ME WINGS
Germans Y u no have fun in bars
Skyrim Y U No let me sleep?
LINK... Y U NO(T) ZELDA???
Genetics Y U NO MAKE ME SUCESSFUL?
Jacob y u no let bella have sex?
COLDPLAY Y U NO BE CLEAR
CPL. DUNN WHY U NO GO TO MOSCOW
m0nd4yz y u ruin w33k3ndz?
9GAGGERS y u no tell me where to make those posters ?
Bieber Concert Y U NO go
This is real good offer y u no buy??
I keep Pm-ing you Y u keep poofing?!
see people underpreform Y U NO WANT TO BE GOOD
BATMAN Y U NO SAVE ME
Rain y u no fall when im indoors
STARCRAFT2 Y U NO BALANCED
damagedealers y u no deal damage?
99% Y U NO 1%
Rebecca Black Y u no stop making shitty music?
IRENE Y U NO LIKE SWEET SOFT SEX?!?
the legend of zelda: skyward sword y u no out yet!?
Chicken Y U NO LAY EGGS IN SUMMER??
carole y u so mad?
Camera Shops Y U no Sell Cheap Gear in Mauritius?
capitalism y u no let us camp?
reading youtube comments Y U NO STOP IT with dislike jokes?!?
Teacher y u no call on me?
DISHES N SILVERWARE Y U NO CLEAN?
0-100.ro y u no so popular?
my ass  y u no wipe yourself?
Kennedi Holmes Y U NO LIKE WEED!
CALIFORNIA Y U NO HAVE 4 SEASONS?
Y U No FUS ROH DAH!!!!!!
Shirt Y U NO FUNNY?
FACEBOOK Y U NO NOTIFICATE?
Little sister Y u no everything about games
Y U NO College
Car Y U No finish race?
humpday y no have humping?
'You are a grad student
Common sense y u no so common?
Inner Loop  Why U No wait for me?!?!
MTV Y U NO GIVE AWARD TO BEYONCE?
WHY YOU NO FEED ME!!!!!! TAP TO PLAY AGAIN
Movies  y u no have main black character
smokers Y  u  no stop smoking
humans y u no use brain for something other than stupid?
kristen stewart y u no close mouth?
fat girls y U no wear clothes that fit?
Arizona y u no like mexicans
DUMBLEDORE Y U NO  TELL HARRY ABOUT THE HORCRUXES
Music band america y u no name your horse
nICKI mINAJ Y U NO GERMAN REVENGE?
years in college y u no get me a good job
T.V Y u no stop talking?
King louis xvi  y u no tax reform france?
JAMES y u no bro code
Tumblr y u no show followers
steve jobbs y u leave me with 300.00 fine on itunes?
vettel y u no thigten tires?
Math Y U no solve your own problems
ClassMATES Y u NO UNDERSTANT WHAT MEMES ARE
Homework y u no end!
Notch y u no release minecraft yet
say what y u no say  it back?!
ROOMMATE Y U NO HAVE BATH !?
MEME CREATORS Y U NO USE SPELL CHECK
MSN Y u no check spelling
drake Y U SO PROUD OF YOURSELF?
FACEBOOK Y U No show events on side of my page anymore
Fry Y u no sure what is what?
FRY Y U NO SMART
WOMAN Y U NO MAKE ME SANDWICH
Ali  y u no stop acting LIKE YOU HAVE STICK UP YOUR ASS?
Interviewer y u no call me back!?
tumblr y u no post memes as photos instead of links?
Ragnaarak y u no fly tfi ?
ANON Y U NO UNDERSTAND I NO HOMO??
MICROSOFT WORD Y U No remember my name
MIchael y u no get off xbox?
Benny lava y u no sell dna today?
benny lava y u no put papaya here
modern warfare 3 y u no change at all?!
SANTA Y U NO GIVE ME PRESENTS?
hands y u so crazy?!
amber cole  y u no get a room
uav y u no big like harrier?
CP y u NO WORK TODAY???
BOOSTERS Y U NO LET ME BOOST
Internet y u no load?
BATTLEFIELD 3 Y U NO LET ME SLEEP
memegenerator.net!!! why u no let me generate all the text that i want to generate???
Y U NO  y u no stop complaining?!
STUPID FRIENDS.. Y U NO BELIEVE ME!?
People WHY DO YOU PRESS HARDER ON THE BUTTONS OF A REMOTE CONTROL WHEN YOU KNOW THE BATTERIES ARE DEAD?
COCO BEANS! Y U NO TASTE LIKE CHOCOLATE BAR?
Memebase y u no mobile page???
Y U NO Like mah status
AFTER EIGHTS Y U NO B AFTER 7.59
PANDORAA WHY U NO OFFICER??
Fishbone Y U No Come Play In South Carolina?
ISRAEL Y U ONLY LEARN ABOUT MEME AND RAGE COMICS NOW?
ANNA Y u no sleep? -thumber x]
White girl..... Why yu take shoes off at club?
y u no y u no use complete words
ermac's telekinetic slam y u no come out versus shao kahn?
Assassin's Creed: Revelations Y U NO out yet?
GABE NEWEll Y U SO FAT???
COMMUTERS Y U NO CLEAN UP?
Topher grace y u no called chris?!
Jumper battery! y u no work??!?
Justin bieber! Y u no go on maury?!?
ENGLISH ESSAY Y U NO EASY FOR DELANEY?!
questions y U no answer mine???
KOREAN GIRLS Y AM I NO CUTE AS YOU?
IF YOU WANTED DIAMONDS Y U SETTLE FOR A ROCK?
The Wanted y u glad i came?
my uni y u no let me submit my final assignment of the year?
Microsoft word Y U No format my footnotes right?!?
PaRENTS Y U NO LEAVE ME ALONE
1% Y U no listen to 99%?
BODY WHY YOU SO FAT??
Guy! Y U no park good?
HOT STEWARDESS Y U CALL ME SWEETIE?!
hmmm.. Ice Cream van... Why u no let me in
Food Y U NO Cook Yourself??
Y U WEAR BODY ARMOR! U ONLY YELLING!
WOMAN Y U NO LOVE ME BACK ?!?!
SCHOOL Y u NO TEACH ME ANYTHING? I LEARN EVERYTHING AT HOME
my questions y u no answer them?
Mystery box y u no give me raygun!
Boobs Y u no like them?
FRIENDS Y U NO AWAKE TO TALK?!?!
Y U No Bring Me Food
NBA y u no make deal?!
genie in a bottle y u no exist
Anonymous Y U NO Take down facebook
black people y u no make sense on internet
Y U NO LIEK MUDKIPZ
FACEBOOK FRIENDS Y U NO GET JOKE ?
ash ketchum y u no evolve?
BUICK Y U No DRIVEN BY NOn-AARP MEMBERS
salary workers on memebase y u no get back to work?
yahoo! y u no do barrel role like google!!!
American girls y u no put out like in jersey shore
pong y u no have cheat codes?
CORPSE Y U No MOVE!?
CORPSE Y U No MOVE!?
Hungry People y u no eat toasty sub?!
Nov 5 Y U No ON MONDAY?
laptop y u no cold enough for lap?
CORPSE Y U No MOVE!?
1% Y U NO SHARE?!?!?!
TEAM MATES Y U NO GOOD?
Dc Online Y u no download faster
jill! it's me
Boo boo Y U no remember Where You Parked The F^&%&*( Car
Facebook Friend y u take myspace pic?
Students of DTU Y U NO ROOT?
Michael vick fans Y U no have brains God gave worms?!?!
OPEN OFFICE WHY U NO APPLY GRADIENT
BF3 Javelin Launcher y u no let me lock onto aircraft?
Math Y U no solve your own problems?
Cindy Y u microwave tuna at work?
skype y u no send my msg
Y U No  have any drugs?
Garth y u no party on?
IRONY Y U SO CRUEL?
AmERICANZ Y U NO REBEL AGAIN?
There's no outage I have great wireless signal Why you no give me interwebz???
last 5 mins of exam y u make  me remember everything?!
faceboook y u no do gifs?
your profile pic.. y u no u?
Cesc Fabregas y u speak better english than me?
ERECTION Y U NO GO AWAY IN PUBLIC PLACE
ANDY FROM 'LITTLE BRITAIN' Y U NO LIKE IT?
y u no use the status bar to express yourself instead using stupid arrows pointing to your stupid face?
PEOPLE  Y U NO RESPECT STEVE JOBS !??!?!?!
pokemon y u no real?!
HOMEWORK Y U NO LET ME DO U
ebay seller y u no leave me feedback?
minecraft y u no have circles
america's wealth y u no trickle down?
Siri Y U No work when I show friends?
NARUTO Y U NO END THE FILLERS
CLITORIS Y U NOT A POKEMON?
hey mister know- it-all y u no it all
EMOS Y U NO CREATE YOUR OWN HAIRSTYLE?
god
Trololo song y u no make sense?
World of pLANES Y U NO MADE YET??
Phone y u no stay in my pocket
Facebook Friends y u no tag hot friends in pictures so I can stalk them?
Spivak y u no think subaltern can speak
SHOWER WATER PRESSURE  Y U NO STRONG?
Palindrome on (Y U) no emordnilap?
Borges y u no win nobel prize?
PLATES Y U NO FINISHED YET?!!!
Mark zuckerberg Y U do NOt LET ME STUDY?
DEER y u no stay off road
'Mr. Forever Alone
I Luv you y u no say back?
steven jackson y u mad bro?
SUN! y u no show yourself when no homework ?
MY WW PICKUP Y U NO TRADE FOR HIM
american woman y u no stay away from me?!?
Eclipse y u no work?!
EA
EA ONLINE Y U NO CONNECT?!
japanese people y u no different?!
DEEGEE?! Y U NO EXPLAIN ANYTHING!?
Bernhard!!! Y U NO Work faster?!?!??!?
Zack Y U NO DEAD YET
Mrs.Kidle  Y U no give us prompt!?!?!
RAMEN Y U SO GOOD?
Math Y U no solve your own problems?
Motivation Y U NO coming to me?
Soccer ball? y u no go in goal?!
People why u no play apples to apples?
Chuck testa y u no do pets
must have my revenge ლ(ಠ益ಠ)ლ
Old friend Y u so Shy?!
lsaT  Y U no go away
Y U LISTEn TO DAVID BENTLEY!
Y U SO SKINNYYYYYYYYY
battlefield 3 y u no hav UN soliders?
GRANDMA Y U NO STOP COOKING FOOD?
Agreement Y U NO Accept terms and conditions?
y u no on top top text
RUSSIANS. Y U NO GOOD GUYS IN VIDEO GAME
RUSSIANS. Y U NO GOOD GUYS IN VIDEO GAME
Girls y u no have happy facebook status?!?!?!?!??
Allcdkey y u no call!?
Studying Y U no easy?
Take super villain test y u no get good character
World YU NO END?!
College applications y u so boring?
PAPANDREOU Y U NO QUIT
PONIES Y U SO EPIC
Lottery y u no let me win?
FINGERS Y U NO THE SAME IN BOTH HANDS?!?!
clearwater teachers y u have sexy times with kids
Tryndamere y u no die?
'god' y u no show urself?
Darren Y U No Pick me up?
Courage wolf and insanity wolf y u no different?!
GIRLS Y U NO LIKE ME
4 AM in the morning Y U NO GO TO SLEEP?
Lebron James Y U no win championship in cleveland?
Tumblr y u no let me study?
People
TroLls why u no die And troll in hell
Momma. y u no believe me hearing sounds?!
Deviant members Y U No like my art?
shower y u no let me out!?
cakes y u no make me skinny
Food? Y U No make yourself?
9gag
Life Y U NO GIVE ME SUPERPOWERS
Battlefield 3 Y U NO COME TO STEAM!?
friends y u no love me?
youtube comments y u no smart and insightful?
downloads y u no hurry up?
ClusterFlutterer Why u scare botters?
Y U No Like mah status ?
DRIVERS Y U NO PUT SIGNAL?
Insomniac Y U no sell more tickets?
netti poikki y u do this seppola?
Friends y u now poke me in real life
second chance y u no die
SECOND chance y u no die
Husband y u no put shoes back in right spot?
Joseph Ducreux y u no so much about modern times
CHEMISTRY Y U NO MAKE LIFE EASY
Y U NO KNOW THIS?
code y u no run?
dear follower y u no reblog my post
stupid girl y u no sex on first date?
Friends y u no online when i need ur help?
girlfran y u think you gots big butt but cannot lie
ADDERALL y u no last long
Luke lu y u so gay?
Facebook math  Y U NO PEMDAS?!?!?
camderp y u no close front door?
Video y u no work?
girl Y u No make samich
I have that same picture on my blog y u no reblog me?!
Battlefield 3 y u have high PC requirements?
DRIVER IN FRONT OF ME Y U NO USE TURN SIGNALS??
girls y u no stop dating abusive douchebags!?
Animals y u no love fluttershy?
South American People Y U no speak english on 9gag ?
Cheese in Toasts Y u no stay inside toast?
CONOR WHY U NO HAVE GAME
GIRL Y U NO TASTE LIKE U SMELL
PHONE Y U NO ANSWER SELF?
DEATHWING Y U NO DO BARREL ROLL
Occupy!!! y u no money??>
Y U NO Die
LIFE Y U NO EASY
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN Y U NO STOP HORRIBLE FILLERS?
Phreak y u always jungle?
people with last name of 'black' y u no black
Roommates Y U No do dishes!?
EMO KIDS y u no GET JIGGY WITH IT
falkland islands y U no belong to argentina?
soundtrack y u no same volume as dialogue?!
Black ops y u no let us noob tube?
skunk y u no smell better!?
DEAR LIFE Y U NO LOVE ME AND LET ME BE HAPPY?
cell phone y u no have cells?
meme generator y u no leave 4th wall intact?
GOOGLE PLUS Y U NO HAVE -1 BUTTON
CANCER Y U TAKE OUR JOBS?!?
mom y u no buy me sweets?!??
Loverboy y u no live closer
theatre people y u no stop hugging me
VIDEO Y U NO AVAILABLE IN MY COUNTRY?
Fake nerd girl Y u no smart
&#197;kerfeldt Y U No growl
Seriously... y u no pick up your shit?
2girls1cup y u eat shit??!!
JAVASCRIPT Y U NO WORK IN IE
SEMEN Y U NO MIX WITH WATER?
parmy y u no streaming?
fiu y u no have parking?
Seananners y u no make minecraft?
Girlfriend Y U no text me?
EA/DICE Y U NO GO F* URSELF
Y U HAVE OOGLY KIDS?! feed them to dingos
SiNGING GIRLS IN CLASS Y U NO STFU?
instead of Facebook y u no make homework?!
Rest of the world Why u no understand chemistry?
D2 Y u so addictive
ios 5 y u no donwload faster?!
iphone! y u no update?!
Indians y u no stop raids?!
y u no use wadsworth constant?
Jared Y U No tell me i could generate my own memes this is sooo much fun
fiu y u no have parking?
APPLE U Y NO ADD VOICE SMS IN iOS5?
BLACKBERRY Y U NO WORK
greece y u no money
Apple y u no release ios 5 already?
Trollface Y u no troll my mother?!
DETAILS y u no give details?
DUCK Y U HERE?!?!
chicken
Math Y U NO DIVIDE BY ZERO?
Y u nO rESPOND TO TEXT mESSAGE
Evelynn y u no good?
Class Y U NO GO TO?
Steve Jobs Y U NO RESpawn!?
roommates y u no finish washing or drying clothes
Singaporeans y u no upvote?!!?!??!11
Corolla drivers y u no can drive???
corporations why u no pay taxes
Ian y u no liek barbershop pole?!
y u no poke me in real life only on facebook you chicken?
twitter y u no have multi-unfollow button?
COI TRAN Y U NO LIKE other times other than 5 'o' clock in the morning?
MONDAY Y U NO FRIDAY
BLACKBERRY Y U NO WORK?
essential algorithms y u no simple
sentaurus Y U NO RUN?!
Thesis y u no program yourself
Kwejk.pl why u no like 9gag.com
Phillip y u no use me in correct contex?
paramore y u no release 'renegade' yet?!
2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2 X 0 Y U BE SO COMPLICATED
VAlve  y u no episode 3?
qwop guy y u no run like a normal?
FACEBOOK Y U NO STOP CHANGING?
HunGry? Y u no grab snickers?
Testie Y U no tell us who parasite was
muna y u no shiny d:
Osama bin laden y u no hide better?
Pokemon y u no stop at 155?!
RAMSES Y U NO LET MY PEOPLE GO?
SCOPE! Y U no accurate?!
Swine flu Y U NO Kill PIGS
Meme generator y u no show how to sign up
desean jackson Y U NO USE CACTUS FOR TOILET PAPER?
Y U NO GET JOKE Y U THE JOKE
Grades y u no smoke to make yourself high
dubstep y u no make me high
megan fox y u no answer my facebook messages?
megan fox i luv u y u no luv me??
andy reid y u no try weightwatchers for douche bags?
philadelphia y u no try underground nuclear testing?
mayweather y u no fight pacquiao!
flavor flav y u no get wrist watch?
Mick Jagger Y I no have moves like you?!
Air Force Y u no let me use reddit
trollface y u no ogreface?
trollface y u no ogreface?
eli manning y u no try vicodin with vodka?
TURN 10 Y U NO MAKING FORZA FOR PS3
Campers y u no have tents
tony romo y u no become toni romo
Kitty cat y u no clean your own litter box!?
I Owned you
jennifer lopez   Y U NO ADOPT ME?
TELL ME Y U NO COMPLICATE THING LESS?
Jason Derusha Y u no answer my good question?
Joffrey baratheon y u no release eddard stark?
atlus y u no release more shin megami tensei series?
bart simpson y u no be nice to your sister?
Science and engineering why u no use real urinals?!
rachel Y U NO ANSWER MY TEXTS
girlfriend y u no jessica alba?
Conkers y u no have tournament?!
honey badger y u no give a shit!
Second order y u no work
Conrad Murray y u no save king of poP?
squidward y u no have talent
Houze Records Y U NO RELEASE yo ho and bottle of bass?
Government Why you no balance budget?
Dexter! WHY EDWARD JAMES OLMOS PUT SNAKES IN FRUIT VENDOR?
OBAMA Y U NO HAZ CHANGE?
Lion king lick? y u now play clean!?!?
STEVEN MOFFAT Y U NO LEAVE DR. WHO?
iphone 4s y u no iphone 5?
APPLE! Y NO you no change design!
ADELE Y U NO FIND SOMEONE LIKE ME?
AATU Y U NO WHITE
wednesday y u no friday?!?!
homework y u no end?
BED! Y u get more comfy when alarm goes off
Hot girls Y u no like nice guys ?
pretty girl Y U so pretty?
HETAONI ITALY Y U NO JUST BRING KEY WHEN YOU GO BACK IN TIME?!
Me Y u no ryan gosling?
STEAM! Y U NO LET ME PLAY PAYDAY! YOU SAY IT RELEASED!
iPHONE 4S Y U NO IPHONE 4G?
alarm clock y u no go off?
Computer y u get slower every week!
VADER Y U NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO?
zynga y u no let warstorm live?
I SAY NICE THING Y U NO SAY NICE THING BACK?
Grad students Y U No use simple constants?
WWE Y U NO CONFIDENCE?
Daibula y u no post?
jack y u no have your own computer
rain y u no stop?
pikachu y u no evolve?
Galley y u no have edible food??
woodland creatures y u no come when i sing?
FILL TOOL WHY U NO USE IT BETWEEN MY HANDS
Me Y U no ryan gosling?
LIFE WHY U BUSY?
Cam Newton y u do so well when i no start you?
CIRCLE Y U NO BE EXCITING
FATHER Y U NO BE THERE FOR ME?!
black ops y u no good?
www.alien-ufos.com y u no tell real stories y all fake to boost self worth?
HIstory project y u no reasonable?
Y U No MEME Y U NO STOP Y-U-NO-ING ?
Rapture y u take so long?
HEY ARNOLD Y U NO HAVE LAST NAME?
Xbox live y u no free
7 Y U 8 9?
math y u no easy?
GOOD COP
Red Sox Y U No make playoffs?
Jake Y U No answer me
STUDENT LOAN Y U NO ARRIVE ON TIME
mtv y u no play music no more?
3rd year y u no easy?
y u no use paragraphs
bro y u no tell cool stories?
Portuguese bureaucracy Y U No work faster?
onions y u so smelly?
HAPGIDO DOWN D Y U NO SPAM GOOD NO MORE?
Nationwide y u no on my side?
OBAMA Y U NO HAVE CHANGE?
fufu kittay y u make me hungry
STRONG CHEESE Y U HAVE CRUNCHY BITS?
DENKST DU WIRKLICH ICH MACHE MIT FREMDEN M&#196;NNERN RUM??
Master chief y u no finish da fight?
justin bieber y u no date nice guy ur own age
DESCARTES Y U NO MAKE SENSE?
Programming  Y U NO EASY ?
Red Sox y u no make playoffs?
MUST CLICK 20 TIMES NEED MORE FORUM POSTS!
BliNk 182 Y U No know what your age is still?
Agata Y U NO sober after only 1 Beer???
online friend y u no say hi?
immune system y u no exist?
Voldemort y u no use magic to make nose!?
Rhyom gunter y u rdm me?!
/b/ Y U NO FURRY THREAD?
ash ketchum y u no grow older
polians why u no get eric weddle ?
medic y u no uber?
Y U NO HAVE 10 DIGITS?
sTUDENT CONNECT! Y U NO LET ME LOG IN!
real slim shady y u no stand up?
Slavia gone? Y U GO SLAVIA?
FACEBOOK Y U NO FIX CHAT?!
Authority Y u no let me win
zidane y u no steal!?
the meaning of life y u no contemplate?
y u no want massage!?
zvZ Y U SO BAD
ROMO Y U NO STOP CHOKING?
sickness y u no happen during work week?
Christmas: Y U NO WAIT ONE OR TWO MONTHS?
5pm y u no come faster
JORGE Y U NO PRAY TO MECCA TODAY?
inflation y u no gtfo
Mikey Way Why u no smile?
NHs Y u no send AMBULANCE on time?
Silly Woman  Why you no in kitchen
patriots... y u no beat the bills?
MYSPACE TOM: Y U NO have another profile picture?
puts y u no laugh today?!
SIS Y U NO USE YOUR OWN HAIRBRUSH?!
marijuana why u no legal
BROSTEP Y U SO WUB WUB WUB
National media y u no pay attention to ron paul?
Pikachu y u no use thunderstone?
POTATO CHIPS Y U NO FILL WHOLE BAG?
BRITNEY SPEARS Y U NO GO-O-O ?
Facebook smart list pop up y u no make sense?
HAIR Y U NO GROW FASTER?!
Facebook y u keep changing?
JERSEY SHORE Y U NO GET CANCELED?
BLIZZARD Y U NO GIVE US BETA?
Fraps y u take too much memory?!
DIABLO 3 Y U NO COME OUT 2011????
God Y U NO GIVE A CRAP
Internet y u R so interesting only when i don't have time for you?
INANIMATE OBJECTS Y U NO DO WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO?!?
Meme Generator y U No generate your own memes!?
corel draw y u no are adobe?
Kim Kardashian Y u no exciting in sex tapes?
Stupid Person Why u no sharp like a samurai sword?!
Facebook Y U NO stay the same
fashion uni y u no have man?
Y U LOOKING LIKE THAT?!
Charlie Sheen Y U NO losing?
people y u no like heavy metal ?
HOMEWORK Y U SO  MUCH
POLICE Y U NO LET ME TOUCH LITTLE BOY?
JOEY Y U NO COLOR IN MY ARM?!
facebook y u no stay the same?
Why to prove a theorem If it is already well-proven?!
Netflix y u no wanna stay together?
BliZZARD Y U NO let play on lan????
BRONIES! y u no stop posting ponies on every last user-editable site on internet?!
Y U NO  knock
CSi Y U No use real builts to kill justin bieber?
4CHAN we know most memes originate on your site y u so mean to us?!
fernando torres y u no score open goal?
FIFA 12 Y U NO download faster???
Metallica Y U NO MAKE GOOD RECORDS ANYMORE!?
Pink Y U NO MAKE CLOTHES THAT ARE PINK
Creepers Y U NO GO AWAY?
Mar10 Y U No like memes?
bad grades y u no smoke weeds and get high?
Java code y u no write yourself
eagles y u no take us to mordor?
kellin quinn y u singing so high fo'?!?!
Post Y u so accURAte?
NETflix y u no have my little pony friendship is magic?
natalia kills y u no believe in fairy tales?!
*masturbating* Y U NO KNOCK?
JEWS Y U NO POOR?
tom y u no delete myspace
predator missle  y u no go for other people
MR. EDWARD Y U NO GIVE US CREDITS
Bible Y u no speak truth
ok cupid y u no get me laid?
Melissa y u no let me win poke war?
2 unlimited Y U No limit?
HONEY BADGER. Y U NO CARE??
29prime
Error accessing memory address 0x108f: Input/output error.  Y U NO ACCESS MEMORY GDB?!!
blink-182
rihanna Y u no hate the way he lie?
FLUTTERSHY Y U NO REAL
Bradipo y u no flame daily?
Jonah Hill Y U No fat any more
FANTASY  FOOTBALL Y U NO GIVE ME GOOD PICKS
Popcorn kernel y u get stuck between teeth
Nintendo DSi xl y u no drop in price!
Taran bradely y u no dunk basketball?
Soviet seniors y u no make sense
E4! y u no run frIEnds!?
TWISTED SISTER Y U NO TAKE IT?!
Britain y u no close border
Free public education y u no free?
Mommy Y U Are going to bed at 10PM?
FACEBOOK Y U NO STAY THE SAME?
y u No  follow the rules.
mattress makers y u no put handles on them?!
RANDOM D.O.M.S. FROM HELL Y U NO APPEAR @ LESS INCONVENIENT TIME???
i kicked you out why u no stay?!?!
NANO! Y U NO USE MEME RIGHT?
HOLLISTER Y U NO PAY LIGHTING BILL??
nurgh nurgh  WHy u no give ostritch meat?!?
I No Know U Y U Want Fist BUMP?
Proper English Y u no has it?!
CARLOS LEE Y U NO run faster!?
Entourage y u no funny anymore?
iphone y u no work like ipad!
Tom why you no give me cake
harry potter Y u no like draco
trolls Y U NO STOP TROLLING?!!
FBI y u know my id?
Jens y u no exist in school?
BREEDING PAIR 5 Y U NO MAKE BABIES?!
Hurricane irene Y U MAEK SKY CRY SO MUCH
TJ Maxx Y U Still open
PERELMAN Y U NO TAKE THE MONEY?!
SOLO Y   u  so  sad?
Food y u no easy to cook/Y U SO FAR FROM MY CHAIR
voldomort  y u no use magic to help nose?!
y u no friend alredy?
Gabe Newell y u no make episode 3
LaTeX!!! y u no print the pipe character???
Y u no sleep for me but you sleep for grandma
U like it Y U No put ring on it?
NOUMAN ABIDI Y U NO MAKE SENSE?
FACEBOOK WHY YOU NO LET ME TYPE UPSIDE DOWN?
Emmer gee y u no back to work at teh fishhouz yet??
Voldemort! y u no have nose?
DREAM
Y U NO UNDERSTAND I WAS BORN THIS WAY?!
DRINKS Y U NO FREE?
sister y u still in da bathroom
SIMON y u no answer
patcher Y U NO patch?
Y U NO COntinue with my coaching
scumbag steve y u no b nice.. like good guy greg
Ryan y u no like nacho cheese
Danielle Y U No return dvd
woman y u no make sandwich
Leeds United Why u no keep clean sheet
Super Mario Bros y u no sister
Prof. Rost Y U No announce results?
hurricane irene y u no drop tree on my job
LAG Y  U  NO Faster?
sgt. foley y u no help ramirez?
burger king y u no open?
SChool y u Start tomorrow
orange y u no rhyme
WORKPLACE y u no hire me?
T r o l l f a c e Y   U   No  have troll body?!
JAPAN! Y U NO HAVE Rocket Launcher Machine Gun Helicopters?!
Rebloggers why u no follow me!?!1
restaurant y u no open today
i liked your picture... y u no like mine?!
pepul y u no got milk ?
Arsine y u so fiesty
hey you why you no take off the cloths? it no chilly
mom y u no answer my calls
DR PEPPER Y U TASTE SO DAMN GOOD?
Guild Wars 2 Y U NO TAKE MY money?
ANGELINA JOLIE Y U NO ADOPT ME?
First Years y u no take break!?!
Summer Y U no last longer
It's magic y u need explanation?
Pancakes Y U NO MAKE me skinny?
Animal sex Y U NO WORK LIKE IN AVATAR?
dear mr. tom Y U No close balcony door?
HULO Y U NO STREAM IN MEXICO?
Jamie mIller Y u no marry me on facebook
chicken shit athiests Y U NO make fun of religions besides christianity?
Remedy Team Y U No Share your coffee
SJPD cop in car 1352 y  u talk on ur cellphone with no handsfree?
noobs y u no pro?
food y u no make me skinny?
woman y u no make me food?
dabr y u hab rate limit?
Y U NO Change the tape Yesterday?
Tom felton y u so perfect
T-90 Y U NO BEAT ABRAMS IN ACE
Rain
summer ! Y u No Longer ?
Red bull y u no give wings?
WALL STREET
Justin beiber Y u no admit u r women
random people! y u no say thank when i hold door!!??
Filipe jebote sta jedes tak dugo jebote jedes za cijeli zagreb
diegosage y u no retire
Faggots Y u no post
Friends  y u no call me?
NHL y u no move coyotes already
JELLICENT Y U NO GET VOTED OFF SURVIVOR?!?!?
y u no answer me??
Beth y u no text back?
News channel y u no show news not about stocks!?
Y U Throw  ME Kabocca???
shampoo bottle y u make mah bf think i fart in the shower?
Y U No Keep blaines comment??!!1!?
muaz y u no gym
Training wheels y u go away?
FACEBOOK PEEPLEZ Y U NO ADD MEH?
SQUARE-ENIX Y U NO SQUARESOFT?
henki boi Y U SO HAPPY?
EMMA WATSON Y U NO DATE ME INSTEAD OF Johnny Simmons
christians y u no stop chasing other religions?
ORGANIC CHEMISTRY Y U NO hEALTHy LIKE ORGANIC VEGETABLE?!
OP Y u no make good threads
skyrim y u no out now?
RAPTURE Y U ONLY TAKE MACHO MAN
people y u no let me work?
USA Y U No share Sunshine with EUROPE?!
hands  y u no be dolphins?
Y U No be original
Fast food y u no make me fast?!
idra Y U NO Mannered?
WEBsite visitors y u no click ads to support website
MOM Y U NO HEAR?
Boyfriend... y u no keep promises
Facebook people y u no stop with stupid facebook  statuses
Trainee y u no look this up urself?
SISTER Y U NO GTFO
Michael bay y u no make good movie?
REBECCA BLACK Y U NO WAKE UP AT 6:30 SO YOUS CAN HAVE A SHOWER tHEY SAYS YOU SMELLY LIKE SEACREST
Angry birds y u so angry
Robby why you no have phone?
Mommy Y U notake tard leash
Green Day Y u no Release new album sooner?
Kronos Y u so Amazing
CAPS LOCK Y U NO STOP YELLING?!?
mcdonalds y u no increase my pay?
Reddit y u leave positive comment but no upvote?
youtube y u no recommend good videos?!
AMBER Y U NO REPLY?
Summer y u no stay here?
Y U NO SHUT UP MIMSY
BACK MUSCLES Y U NO FUNCTION PROPERLY!?!?
wtf are you looking at
Kun Hee y u no lose weight
babies y u no sleep?
socially awkward penguin y u no cool?
rule 34!!! Y U no make exceptions!!!
Xbox controller y u no have recharge!
Woman y u no call?
internet friends. y u no live next door?!
IPhone 5 Y U No come out?!
Sleep y u no come to me?
god y u no give me extra lifes!?
*Le click on unknown hot girl's facebook Y U switch privacy settings up so high?
Desmond hoodie Y U No Affordable?
batteries y u no last longer
GIRLS  Y U NO HAVE BRAINS ?
Faith kills deputy mayor y u no feel bad?
dakota y you so cute?!
BROS Y U No play Smash?
scaramouche y u no do fandango???
code y u no compile
Close Case button Y U No change Status
Dominique Strauss-Kahn Y u no just buy prostitute?
BULLETS Y U NO HIT TARGET?!
TIM Y U NO COME COMIC-CON?
taco bell y u no give me fifth meal?
Windows y u no responding
harry potter y u no keep elder wand
Y U NO SMELL MY FINGER
ORDER OF PHOENIX Y U NO TRUSTED SNAPE
Lady Gaga Y U NO LET HIM READ YOUR POKERFACE
404 ERROR y u no find page?
you get last of coffee y u no make more?
MY PROFILE PIC Y U NO LIKE IT ?
memebase y u no let me work
butyful girls y u no like me?
DREXEL Y U NO RELEASE SECONDARY TO ME
NINTENDO WHY U NO RELEASE GAME FOR 3DS?!?!
EVERYBODY Y U NO CHECK GOOGLE FIRST?
family y u no like akria!?
Y          U          NO LET ME ENTER SERVER
y u no guy y u no have ears?
All Good ones Y U Taken!
kubo tite y u no bring back grimmjow?
hamburger y u no made of ham?
bleach manga y u no awesome no more?
Moving? y u no hire movers?
Girl I love for 2 Years Y U NO stop playing hard to get?
Borgias y u no have italian accents
Laptop y u try to melt yourself?!
julie y u no ever stop bitching?
aizen sousuke y u no troll tsukishima?
kubo tite y u no bring back aizen?
parents y u no leave me alone?
kubo tite y u no like backgrounds?
First 30 seconds so good y u no finish!?
Caps lock Y u no Turn off?
I SEE YOU ON FACEBOOK CHAT Y U NO TEXT BACK?!?!
Facebook Y U no work properly ffs
School y u no start later?
Congress y u no raise debt ceiling
Y U NO WORK PS3 ME ON LvL 99 of zombies
Riot WHY u No fix servers
SPONGEBOB Y U NO F*CK PATRICK ALREADY.
gosti
Meme cartoons y u no funny???
pyro Y U NO spy check
NINTENDO WHY U NO MAKE PORTABLE WII?
you! y u not obey me?
ardalorn why u no play wow
ponies in socks y u so sexy?!
Isabela y u no online on the skype
rickrolling Y U NO 2008?
Y U NO GO TO SLEEP??
Peugeot Y U NO GET HIGHER CONVERSION RATES
BERKELEY WHY YOU SO EXPENSIVE?!?!
Google plus y u suspend accounts?!
Patrick Y u no pay me back?!
Ryan Murphy y u no eliminate alex
Y U NO LOVE ME :(
FACEBOOK Y U SO FULL OF TROLLS?!!
y u no turn off water!
3wa y u no learn how to dougie
pronstarz y u no have sekz wit me
INTP Y U NO SPEAK NORMALLY?!
lisa y u no love me?
pizza guy y u no show up late?
MEMES Y U SO HARD TO EXPLAIN TO NORMAL PEEPUL
Anthony Y U NO TAKE CARE OF PSI BALL?
Patty Y U NO LOVE ME BACK?!?!
pop tarts y u no nyan?
CHrisfer!? Y U NO BUY TYler Ice coffee!?!?
LADIES y u no like nice guys
DEKU Y U NO HAVE BIG HEAD!?
Voldemort y u no get nose job?
second like button y u are upside down?
CARLOS Y U NO GEWD AT WOW?
Oh mr. Rose
roommate y u make my life hell?
ZACK HUFF Y U NO HAVE XBOX LIVE?
SITEMODELS y u multiply like bunnies
Google+ y u no process my video?
ALISA Y U NO HEAD?!
swisspost y u no move my parcel since last monday!
LIGHter u y no there?
GUYZ y u no tell people to like currents???
Istoc sergiu y u no like my posts?
MOM y u no answer I could have died
Tim Y u no wanna have a beer?!
aNGELICA Y U TRICK ME?
she gots my xbox y u no answer messages?
y u no reply so long
MOSquitos y u no leave me alone?!
Apple y u No Flash?
HOLDEN Y U NO KEEP YOUR NAME
STUMBLER Y U NO GO OUTSIDE
HEY LOIISTER Y U NO SUK DIK
9GAG Y U NO REMOVE FACEBOOK COMMENTS!!
Black Mirror Y U NO Work?
Version of  A Midsummer Night's Dream Y U No ready yet
mister y u no let me ues mine?
Greggs y u no have rock cakes?
G. R. R. MARTIN Y U NO STOP KILLING MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS
ARSENE WENGER Y U NO SIGN PLAYERS?
philippines y u no have snow?
[PRO] clan Y U SO GARBAGE?
BLACK BUTLER Y U NO REALLY EXIST?
HEDGEHOG Y U NO SHARE THE HEDGE?
29 WATCHERS Y U NO BID
ASSIGNMENT Y U NO WRITE YOURSELF?
Y U NO TELL ME DA TRUTH
SlyFoxHound y u no leave duck alone?
CEDRIC DIGGORY Y U NO SPARKLE LIKE EDWARD CULLEN?
Y U no select language?
jobs y u... all... require experience
capcom y u no create street fighter 5 instead of updating sf4 so many times?
aaron rogers why you no take truck assigned to you?
JUStin bieber! Y U KNOW justin lei!
apple y u no make itunes for linux?
germany lost y u not support super goats
grandmas house Y U HAVE NO wi-FI
AUTO AIM Y  U NO WORK
y u no win fifa cup Argentina
CHARLOTTE Y U NO STOP CHATTING UP YOUR MONDAY BOYFRIEND?
y u no b nice
kelley square y u no have traffic lights?!
Icke Y U No explain TPV
y u no stop taking selfies
Y U So Gay James
Goran Y u keep being a faggot?!
DT Sak y u no Give me your battle skills?!
Y YOU NO TRY FIRST??
MONEY Y U NO STAY IN MY WALLET
ugly fake girl why you no make mirror like you?
It summer y u no go on vacation?
EMail Y U NO WORK?
slow driver in fast lane
kana form y u make my life so difficult?
MY DORMITORY Y U NO LET US FAP-FAP?
Sammy Y u share awesome stuff?
BED Y U NO comfortable at night?
My creator y u no stop complaining?
PICTURES Y U NO SEND ANY?
Vietnamese y u no have the word for 'my' or 'your'
luiz suarez Y u no just eat other players instead of wasting time while biting them
Mcdonalds Y u no use real meat?
team fortress why u no have fortress
Adult life Y U No have easier schedules!!!!
SENPAI Y U NO NOTICE ME?
cartoon network y u no re-air classic shows anymore
i txt u y u no txtbak?
michael y u no like esv???
JACK IN THE BOX EMPLOYEE Y U NO LISTEN TO JACK WHEN HE TELL YOU NOT TO EAT FACE
Y U NO SAVE YOUR CULTURE?
team fortress why u no have fortress
Mia bossi Y u no answer phone?
lick it... lick it good....
Gangster-Head Why You no use proper grammar?
Hobby Lobby Y U Explode my facebook?
Random town y u no live past day 10?!
Fat People Y U No drink diet coke before u fat?!
spellchecker! y u make me use proper english?:
Hey Y U no Use magic to make music?
Joss wheedon Y u no bring back firefly?
Axocraft y u no op me?
Kesler
Susu watari  y u not sleeping ?
Vince! You said one dip! Y u still here after half an hour?!
FCP
friday y u no come sooner?
Y U No switch bottom and top text around people
Y U NO FLUSH  DA TOILET?
youtube Y u no make replay button?!
Y U NO HAVE ANY QUARTERS EVER
Makes dinner for his family Has leftovers for a week
Perry!  Y u no stay?!?!
professor oak y u no give me full pokedex?
dikku y u no change your dp
school y u no end?
Teen Titans Season 6 Y u no actually confirmed?!
girl at prom y u no like my pretty face
Luis Suarez Y U No become a vampire
My Armpit It makes a illuminati shape
parent y u no let me sit on your babies
students y u no know math?
HORSE SHIT Y U NO TASTE GOOD
y u no look at my memes
IF you RAN
LOGITECH G27 Y U COST SO MUCH?
subsitutes y u no play
breakfast
Chemdraw y u no make sexy compound
Y u No Shop on giddimint?
cameroon y u no win the world cup?
Harwison Y U No make save?

scyther y u no learn fly
american democrats y u shitty parents
abcd efgh
mom: time to go outside tim tim: ahhh daylight
grindr and scruff and sex dating aps y u no get tested for std
Y U NO MEME Y U NO FUNNY
Y U NO INTERVIEW GOOD??
Guys!!!!! Y U No Pay Blls
root beer y u no get me drunk???
i beat the pokmon champion y u no be the best?
miami heat y u no on fire?!
World CUp ! y u no come soon ?
WHY U NO Tell me these tricks???
environmental health & safety employee y u no safe?
FACEBOOK Y U NO HAVE BOOKS ABOUT FACES
jake from state farm y u no sound beautiful?
Minecraft Y u no have world build
My face WHEn EUW is down aggain. how is that even possible ?
english teacher y u no teach me good grammar
Germany!  Y U No like good musik?
Lecture Hall Air conditioning Y U No Work properly
why you no recommend me buy mi3 phone which is cheaper than s4
WHY you ask dad to buy so expensive s4 phone which is useless
Y u no live
Bigfoot? Y U No find yet
Brain Y u no work wen time to clever?
Dear girls  y u no use inbox
Y I no get Old paris card?
Goerge R. R. Martin y u no finish the a song of ice and fire series
y u no magic choclate milk straws brah
Facebook! y u no support gifs!?
checks it ..... never replys back...
Mass domestic spying exposed y u no stop nsa
AMTRAK! y U No be on time?
Y U NO CALL ME BACK?!
jazz arranger Y u no write guitar in correct octave?
Y U no celebrate good times?
Jazz arranger y u no write guitar in the right octave?
'christian' Y U No follow Jesus teachings
Ericha Y u no talk to me!
nsa y u no M Y O B?
SELENE NOM CE L'HAI UN CAZZO DI FRIGORIFERO?
Internet U already net
Y no one love me?
IHR SEID VOLL DIE WICHSER Eure seite ist so kacke
99.6% huhhhhh Y U No get .4%
cloudy with a chance of meatballs y u no meatballs?!
Y U NO TURN THE SERVER ON RAMEN?
Writers Block y u no let me write!
arghh tension la cb
y u so #murdermuch
there is no need to be so  #murdermuch
y u so #solutionizingmuch
mayonaise y u no an instrument?
I called you back Y U No ANSWER?!
little brother... y u no get lost in walmart.!.?
Teachers y u no let me get my work done instead of yelling about having headphones in with music
y u no hire me if you say   im 'over- qualified'
why you think  your so cool?!
y u no understand  anything!?
y u so  #awkwardmuch
EBAY SELLeR Y U NO SHIP item OR RESPOND 2 EMAIL!!!!
Y U No confirm customers details
Portland sun... Y U no shine!?!?
RENATA WHY YOU NO CLEAN YOUR ROOM
y u no eat you dinner? u so small
Y U No  let me see ur face
Y U No Delete 'sold' posts?
y u nO LIKE EXTREME POKEMON TACTICS ?
him as was has gone from we as us is must go to he Y U no get?
buys civic why you no vtec!!
Iggy Azalea Y U NO MY WIFE??
Vines Y u no be funny without racial slurs?!?
Errors y u no stay away
Y U NO stop looking at my facebook profile picture
mario y u no #Firebylsma?
ms.henderson Y U GIVE ME 50??
VC of WbUT Y U NO DIE ?
y    u    no actual trailer
I won't get mad just like quang-ha in Counting by 7's
Y U No Like us on facebook?
you watched this meme y u no close me now?
DARK SOULS 2.......... WHY U NO EASY?!
Slavery Y u no Stop
Square Enix  Y u no give kh3?!
schools Y U no teach good stuff
Jesus Y U No Fix?
y u no like icejjfish?
shelley!!!  y you no take curry!!
Nice guy greg y u no bring me burger king?
y u no fuel work truck 3rd shift?!?!?!
u fool y u be so funny for?
ANNEXANNA!!!! Y U NO TELL ME THIS BEFORE LAPDANCE
Y U no Return your library books?
Russians y u no uninstall cs:go?
Fart is incoming y u no smellin
FARD is incoming y u no smelling
y u no like criminal minds
y u no  SHOW THE WORK
Brandon y u no stop killing jokes
Trucker Y u no spill carrots on the I-15 N?
#Selfie Y U NO SHUT UP
le gaming industry  y u no le make good games
Economics Why you no comprehendable?
y u no have alex smith?
DIRECTV  Y U NO HAVE THE DODGERS ?!?
Why You no text me back About dinner at the beach?
pours life savings into the housing market ... and the economy crashes
HABS Y U NO SCORE GOAL?!?!
standard oscha teo aztlan why u no come out to play
History Channel Y U No Show History?!
crystal palace y u no play like this against man city?
Y u no make new minecraft updates? y u shall die!!!
Lebron James y u no good hairline?!?!?
preschoolers Y U go to white van
Y  U  No like my pics?
refrigerator y u no have d?
eminem y u no love your mom?
Y U NOT GOT ACCOUNTING INTEGRATION
y u no running?
Ben Wood why you no send me the UWA Network report yet
ELISE Y U NO ANSWER?
RIOT Y U NO STOP LAGGING IN YOUR SERVERS!!!
Zach Y U No Tell Krista The Truth
9gag Y u no bring me back?
i hate justin bieber y u no
Why so Fake?
Teammates Y u no come to class? Y u only come on test night?
Why You No Stop lagging Computer?
Matthew  Why u no tell me going to London
Y U NO RAISE YOUR FIST?!?!
saban brands y u no hire power rangers fans as writers for your shows?!!!
Friends? y u no post on my wall!
row row row your boat god dam it carl
DV  WHY YOU NO SELECT ?
y u no like the new uprocket
Y U NO LIKE THE NEW UPROCKET BUTTON
aliens y u no abduct kim kardashian?
maria y u no study mzyan  rah mab9ach lwa9t
BALROG Y U NO PASS?!?
Y U NO USE TICKET STANDARDS
Y u no come to field day
relatives y u no die?
gurlfrend y u no let me sleep in bed
real life y u no have dislike button
Jaime Lannister Y U No Give Two thumbs up?
Spring  Y u no stay?
Premiere y u so awesome?
Facebook People!! why u no be normal for once?
client y'u'no give me details
GENDER IDENTITY Y U SO COMPLICATED?!
Oscar judges y u no nominate good movies
y u no like 30ac?
Ecstacy y u no let me sleep?
maudite  y u no drink it????
mister krabs  y u no give me formula
ipad  y u no be lighter
I THOUGHT THEY WERE RIGHT WHEN THEY SAID JUSTIN BIEBER IS NOT a damn girl
HEY JERKFACE Y U SO UGLY?
Y U NO GO TO DENTIST?
Beer Why you so expensive!
Arrow y u no call oliver queen the green Arrow
y u no take a shit
Joffery y u no wise king
Dude . . . y u no slammed?!
Can a brotha get a sign?
alefia y u so pretty?
Julius Caesar  y u no share power!?!
y u no listen 2 metal songs at the same time
Kid Y U no watch yourself?
Why you no  let us pee???
chicken is cold        no spoons what can you do?
memegenerator y u no let me upload pictures today
Y U NO REPLY WHEN I SEND EATING VIDEOS
Y U No  create something new and/or funny
Y U  tWEET SO MUCH?
Hey Bob Y U No buy your own Smokes?
Honey why you no sleep
Y U KICK ME? BY HANDSOMENG
Girlfriend y u no want threesome?
Y SHE NOT STAY ANOTHER DAY!?
30+ killstreak in bf4. !??! BAD LUCK??! #*
Brian Y u Retire early
Y U DO DIS?
BARRY Y U NO REMEMBER EXPENSIVE WINE?
Soundwave Y U NO SOUND LIKE OTHER DECEPTICONS???
LEEROY JENKINS Y U NO USE BRAIN LIKE EVERYONE ELSE???
Y U NO GIVE CORRECT ANSWER WHEN WE GET IT WRONG
Engineers y u no understand histogram
Give me  dat booty girl
Y U NO USE SHOCKBYTE
suppliers y u no stop sending plates?
Guny       y u no go to sleep?
Y U SS AFTER MAXX C?
Shubham Y U NO STOP?
whinges about me snoring  spends all night fidgeting
Hey Anonymous y u no hack planet n erase all debt?
Ben holcomb why you no see TORNADOES?
entei... y u no stay still?!
Y U NO LEARN TO DELETE?
shaman king manga y u no have a faithful anime adaptation?!!
hydreigon y u no tank fairy attacks
xerneas y u no have x shaped antlers?
gyarados! y u no survive electric gym???
obama y u no get out of office
Tamanor
Naruto y u no end quickly??
lesbians y u no lick penis
mrs. treviso y u don't give me 100
y you no do dba?
Sandara Park Y U No Age?
arya is both dangerous and cute... how is that even possible?!
Ms. Roz y u no use email
panicky spektor y are you a meme anyway?
HBOGO Y U No WORK??
sarah  y u no drive to harland in one piece
Y u no treat bro With kid gloves
with right handed traffic?
SPOTIFY Y U KEEP REMOVING MY FAVORITE MUSIC
CT why you no drop bard gear
Y U No Help Us unfortunate students and rate your Professors!
Y U NO WIND THE CORE IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION
Hybrid X why you no join pagan?
y u no use mousepad
Si ma porko di je spari e mika more! XDXD SBOBO chater xdxd
Emily  Y U No Text you daddy?
carl... y uno clinch  ur butt cheeks?
latinamerican comedy central  y u only show seasons 3 and 4 of tosh.0?!!
world y u no live in peace
erin y u flash ducklips when you are not a duck
IMAGES WHY U NO HAVE MICROPHONE ANYMORE?
Guido Y U no Like us?
Whole error message y u no read?
Kejriwal supports pakistan y    u   no  vote  AAP-akistan?
people y u no love when you say you love
skype y u no call me
Students Y U No Stop eating your assignments??
Y U No read bible?
DIONI Y U NO SHOWER!?
Y U No Use RADS?????
hory shet! y u not know what i'm say?
WilLy wonka !  Y u no nice?
Y U LEAVE SO SOON
y u o call me back
if u complain about kill steals  then y u get mad at me for not helping u
y U NO dO tIMESHEET
meme generator y u no pick language for me?!
y u no just get a LIFE ALREADY???
white people y u no hear of kfc?
Smokers y u no care about your health
y u no make funnier meme?
Lazy ass friends y u no work and get new tattoos
Y U NO Stop wagging your tail?!?
Dishi pooh
Kwanda Khuzwayo Y U No Stop Farting
stfu! STFU! y u no just stfu?!!
U2
Y U NO REFLECT MY ROKKITS
Hogy lehetsz ekkora Majooom???
KINFAUNS / CHRIS Y U NO LIKE MEMES??!
TITAN IN TITANFALL Y U NO PROTECT ME WHILE PICK ME UP?
Conclusion y u no 3 paragraphs?!
MRT Y U NO MANAGE U OWN FILES?
Soundcloud Y U CHANGE LAYOUT WIDTH!?
Guys! where they are?
timo y u no sleep
y u no open your eyes?
Y U No Go to Fantendo
Loki Y u no leave ending alone?
PLANE Y u no fly
MONSTERCAT Y U NO DJ FORTIFY
Pruszkoś  dlaczego ty być taka pizda w siatę???
Pruszkoś  dlaczego ty być taka pizda???
Nintendo y u no shut down
Lasse Y U not like PS4?
Cedric's mom why don't you take your son to hospital
kid y u no worried about asian carp?
Y U No use turn signal? move little finger so we all don't crash
pokeman y u no pokeawoman!
y u no make pringles can bigger
TUAN DUONG Y U SO HANDSOME
Y U NO  Turn off electriks?
Ex crazy girlfriend Y u no leave me alone ?!
service password-encryption Y U NO configure?
internet y u no let me live life like a normal human being
CHRIS Y U NO TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE MAKING FOR YOUR COMPUTER SCIENCE PROJECT
Why you no Come to Vasco for Dinner?
Walk dead y u got no nekid zombies?
lui'! why-you-no sleep more ?!
ITS TRUE!!! THERE IS A JEKYLL AND HYDE!
Y u no meme y u no have lower body
Y U NO add top text?
CONSPIRACY WATCH Y U NO SEPARATE TRUTH FROM LIES
Baby... Y u no plug in phone?!
guitar y u no make solos
PHIL JACKSON Y U NO COACH THE LAKERS AGAIN?
Base players  y u no play real instrument
Y U No  Send Attachment?
Ifunny Y U NO MAKE ME SLEEP
Y U NO STOP HITTING 'REPLY ALL'
Fish y U NO FISh?
Y u no anser my calls?
y u no cook the cat???
Cyclist y u no have single standard when it comes to pedestrians
Y U NO  USE A BOOKMARK??!
MMA dood Y U NO Set Up kix?
black belt y u no good
scott walker y u no truth?!
Chatzy Y u no update?
magic the gathering players Y u no play pokemon
Josh y u no share
Castlevania Y U No actual castle
We have to give a presentation in e4c
facebook y u no like me
local bands y u no play music
BRACES Y U NO FEEL GOOD IN MY MOUTH
People
Erik Royall
Y U No  vote for republican like your family
SCRAGGY Y U NO LOG IN SKYPE!!?
voldemort y u no use magic to make nose
Erik Royall
Y u no Pay child support?
REFLETION Y U NO 1 PAGE ONLY?!
GREEN DAY Y U NO COME TO ITALY AGAIN?
girl scout cookies y u so tasteh
March 31 is deadline y u no covered
y u do dis?
MONTHLY DLC TRACKS y u no keep promise PD?
y u no Practice? u no get better!
y girl have six pack
Putin    y u no take valium??
Hey bitches! y u no create your own meme?
VIELEN DANK f&#252;r ihre aufmerksamkeit noch fragen
But then i saw i has no answered
Winter y u no finish?!
y U no post funny pics
COFFEe EMPTY Y U NO MAKE MORE?
heineken y u no keep old bottle
selectors why you no select gautam gambhir ?
Brother You wake me up for a $5 off coupon?
U CARRY 10MM Y U NO CARRY .460 ROWLAND?
U CARRY .460 ROWLAND Y U NO CARRY .50AE?
IRISH Y U NO BEAT UP ENGLISH?!?
BOLLYWOOD Y U NO MAKE NO ZOMBIE MOVIES?!?
Matt Y U No Love Me
#yogujsodeveloped y u no make building taller than bhurj khalifa
Deccan
Y U NO JUST DIE
democrats y u no use logic?
fo
Y u no si A latino is number one meme
joe y u no league play?
obama Y u no president?
y u no know no thing 'bout no thing
algebra y u no use numbers all time
usa olympic hockey team y u no make canada take back justin beiber?
Whaaat?! y u no see i got no ears
WHY YOU NO DOWNLOAD WDPO
Pants Y u no press self?
Pluto Y U So Small?
KATY Y U NO WORK
y u no believe that you are great?
y u no cuddles me
DDDDDD DDDDDDD
Y U NO VOTE FOR EDD
BOB Y u no work
directards y u no shut up
Y u NO  STOP commenting
square enix y u no remake ffVII?
Y U NO TALK TO ME?
y u no post  happy things
wiktoria  y u no  go dig a bone out of the ground
y u no put the butter on the bread it taste so much better
y u no give us the damn single?!
found footage genre y u no die?!!
RECEPTIONIST WHY U NO HERE?
ARTHUR WHY U NO
15 firewall request forms u do dem nowwwww!
User experience Y u no have experience?
Y U NO Stand still?
no.. my skype id  ishan.kanishk
Y U NO SHIT BRO
y u no  have faith  in my ability to reference
Niagara H2O y U NO FIX WATER
y u no tell us your birthday
this is a shit drawing of a  person uses it for all memes anyway
Parents
deviantart y u no allow us to edit our comments or deleate them?!
AUTHOR Y U NO UPDATE ?!
aisha y u no like my cuddles?
Y U no Stop Generating NEW 'Y U NO'S'  and start a life?
Walking Dead Y U NO 2 Hours Long
no-can-do guy y u no in trending or newest character section?
bully victim y u no tell your problems with voice?!!
Y U NO 10 UNIT Grid?!?
Y U No Check Your Phone
senpai y u no notice me
Pappasito's Why u no take reservations
ladies y u only use wcw for the same friend every week
why u no send me a photo
lego y u create a thundercats rip off
nba y u ruin dunk contest?
Y U NO COME ON XBOX?
sunday deployment y u no let me in office?
FOREIGNERS Y U NO POST MEMES IN ENGLISH?
Damn you jetstream y u no give us a freakin' break
GEorgians y u no stay inside
minecraft y u no have ultra settings
git y u no consistent
enemies y u no stop tea bagging?
Kid Y u no special
capcom y u no make more megaman games?
y u know y u no ?
get asked to go on skype and phone her y u no answer for 5 mins
TEH CODE Y U NO WRITE UNIT TESTS?
WALKING DEAD Y U NO START SOONER?
David Moyes y u no sleep at night
Y u no Trust me with secrets?
Microsoft cert? Y U nO pASS me!!!
Wuce Brayne y u no give partial?
MILITARY Y U NO MAKE YOUR HELICOPTERS BLUE
Partyman Y u no go on toilet?
movies nowadays y u show title at the very end of movie?
Y U No GSO?
Chili peppers y u no stop singing about california?!
roksana y u no buy jamie kfc
summer y u no come faster
leftover bolts Why you no fit leftover holes
Pre-patch for WoD y u no come
r u stupid if yes scroll if no like
europeans y u no vote?
flappy bird why you no go between pipez
miami dolphins  y u no go to super bowl
why no banna! I Think I have one in my pocket
Intercontinental pool y U No open
y u no give me my football?!
Target y u no use knowledge based system
harreh pottah! y u no use magic to save dobby?
Y u no Answer me?!?
Y U DONT answer me
Hannibal y u no help willgraham
Konoplyanka  WHY U NO SIGN?
Y U NO RESPOND IM TRYING TO GET HIGH
Cells! Why you no grow?!?
u no select language?
Work  y u no start later?
My name is Earl Y U No get 5th season?
FACEBOOK WHY U NO HAVE A FACE
MINCRAFT Y U NO PVP BUT I STILL GET HURT
y u not preserving the nonrenewable resources
MEME GEnerator Y U No Speed up loading?
LA FRESA Y YU NO SELL STRAWBERRIES
rOBOCOP REBOOT Y U NO RATED R?
Wu Folks Y U No get flu shot?
Mind Y U NO focus
Y U NO LOG OFF?
oh my god! like
Y u NO  SHIP LORDE AND JAMES?
autodesk y u no fix it dammit!
Mundo y u no die?!?!?
mundo y u no die?!?!?!
jandals y u no stop making annoying sound?!
Ms. Diaz y u no listen
Facebook girls Y u no put relationship status?
J-rock y u no on itunes
ponies Y u worship giant white sun god with a phalace on her head?
sean hannity! y u no leave sooner?
MJ5 Y U NO DANCE TO AN MJ SONG??
CHARLIEEEEE Y U SPAM MEEEEE
Legit users who pick spambot like names y u do dis 2 me?!!
my bus from a couple of days ago why didn't you wait for me when I was running up to you?
School why you no teach meth!
bf y u no pay attention to me
U GET CUT BY LASER! Y U NO BLEED?
cassie y u no talk ?!
Shaco Why you steal my kill
Keano y u no do my para
IGGY pop y u no a pop artist
Y U NO MESSAGE ME?
justin bever y u n a bever
John mactavish y u no use yo pee pe 90?
outside... y u so cold???
SID THE SCIENCE KID... y u no have your pet graiffe yet?
Dylan y u no blow out candles?
dylan y u no blow out candles?
Y U NO USE THE ACTUAL MUSIC THAT WAS WRITTEN FOR HIDDEN PALACE?!
Xaph y u no at my house?!
hey rockstar why u no
why u no pay?
people y u no learn?
Eric prydz y u no make drop??
lakeland wi-fi y u no work!!!
rainbow y u no smile?
No such thing as too much information
Y u no Support All out sports Network
ODU EMAILS y u direct to 4chan?
shima longtail y u no be pps
Mathematics.... Y U NO BE EASY!?
y u no add me back on Google-after I add u I no meet your conceited 'high standards'.. internet snob?
boys y u no love gurneet and lakhvir?
why you have  collective rights
ioana Y U No play smite with me?
Skyblock... Why you no work
bengalurians Y U NO register for the fun ride?
Work Y u no work
K.t Y U NO VOTE FOR HER
Facebook Why you make us pay to show our friends posts?
just typing my essay realises it had not typed one word!!
just typing my essay REALIsES it typed it in caps lock!!
tang dynasty y u no stop haunting us?
adderall y u no last longer
Jak można  nie obgadywać Jabka??
CHO CHANG Y U NO DO BREATHING EXERCISES?
why you ignore me
sherlock s03 y u no interesting
ironic memes y u no more ironic
Mod how do i get it??
Chris
Kills 99.9% y u no 100%
Granny Y U  no understand when i'm full
gamefreak y u no make hoen remake
hey bro y u no contact?
Y U NO  STOP SMOKING ON THE STAIRWAY
memegenerator why u no format gud
y u no meet milestones
Ime munaa yofixed
Y u no Put your boobs in my mouth
Pooping y u take so long
South Park y u no make more warcraft episodes
Y U No 'like' Facebook fan page
Why you no send pic You such a dirty tease.
Why You no LIke lana del rey
Anivesh bhai Y u no like my comment
BRO Y u no use commas
uncle grandpa y u no make sense?
military Y u No stop zombie?
middlecoin why you reject hash
FISH! y u no climb trees?
SWTOR! WHY YOU NO LVL ME UP!
STOMACH Y U NO LIKE WHEAT?
CALL of duty y u no end?!
jamie
majid sir y u no speak proper english??
'B' Y U SO BEAUTIFUL
rareware y u no make BANJO three?
y u no leave california?
family guy fans y u no realise stewie could be bisexual
DAD
Telephone y u not working
Y U no invite?!?!
wwe network y u no for xbox one!?!
Healthcare.gov y u no work!?
krishnansh's reaction  when maths teacher takes an entry
Single Ladies y U no need ring
Y U No Have Checkers in Floda!!
I make Contest W U No enter
Why u no subscibe to pewdiepie
Amelia pond y u no love the doctor?
aliens
Sealy y u no have seals
mirror Y u no tell me face is ugly
Komu Y U NO MET ME BE4
IRS Y U No UNSUBSCRIBE ME FROM YOUR LIST?
irs PROBLEM? Y U NO CALL LANDMARK TAX GROUP?
not sure if i am making this meme correctly but when i do
why you no like 'teen' page
faisal!!        y i no  sleep at night
OH lime tree Y U NO straight?
Y U NO Finish dis google doc
how you feel after visiting healthcare.gov
Raynard Y u No TAKE SHOWERs
dood... y u no simplify fractions?!
NJ Core curriculum standards y u no IMPERIALISM standards?
Boubou Y U NO serve me breakfast in bed
Y U NO GUY Y U NO SPEAK PROPER ENGLISCh
got a haircut and wen't to the gym WHERE THE BITCHES AT
SHRIMPS!!! Y U NO PUT THEM ON BARBIE?!?!!oneone1cos(0)
aPPLE Y U NO GIVE UP ALREADY?
ROOMMATE! Y U NO CLEAN DIRTY DISHES!?
Dave y u no foward chain messages?!
Y U NO TEXT BEFORE MIDNIGHT?
vishnu vardhan y u hate girls
mtv? y u no show music
y u no  accept friend request
call centre agent y u no available?
Call centre agent y u no in available?
tea secret ipoh y u no give me free drinks?!
nasa!!!! y u no build space station on moon???
y u no buy doge coins?!
nintendo  y u no release pokemon bank
KIDS 'R' US Y U NO CONTINue??
Nintendo Y U No Release PokeBank Already
women ...
DRR Y U no vyp&#237;šete term&#237;ny?
DRR Y U no vyp&#237;šete term&#237;ny?
y u no do this 'MUERICA?!
drunk people from last night y u no awake yet?
Usyd Admin y u no follow logic
TEACHERS! Y U NO TAKE GREENS?
ACADEMIA  Y U HAVE ZILLION LABELS FOR SAME THING
SENPAI Y U NO NOTICE ME
Why do you not use proper grammar?
YOUTUBE!!!! WHY Y U DOES NOT WORK!!!!!!!
Y  u  N  o like my meme
Good relationships Y u no stay good for long?
some nurses y u so fat?
Teenagers Y U Know Everything?
Jay Y U No likz womenz?
greg Horan Y U No famous like brother?
Mad men y u no let me work?
TROUBLESHOOTING Y U NO RECUR WHILE I'M WATCHING?
women y u no make sense?
drugs y u work less over time?
Y U NO play to the whistle
why you no text me today?
Atheist YOU NO FEEL GUILTY AFTER MASTURBATING?
Kejda y u no talk?
EU! Y U NO SLEEP?!!?!
y u no like my post?
kiss my ass? y u no say kiss your ass!
guys y u no stop spamming fb?
im angry y u no recommend good therapist?
i have diarrhea y u no clean me
4 am sitting at the computer y i no sleep??
Y U No Do little dance on catwalk?
gianne y u no stop coppying our photo comment!
YUMI-CHAN Y U NO TELL ME
ENDER Y U NO CHOOSE GALAXY FOR BUGGERS QUICKLY
Y U NO dial me into the server
mrs beiber y u no use condom
JB Fans  y u so helpless
lysol y u no kill 100% of germs
romo y u no tuff
I wake up for this? y u no let me sleep
gaia y u no invite me
Y U No flush toilet
shut up  please
im not really a moron but i play one on facebook..
y u use  strikethrough in memes
cleveland y u no good weather
W Y no update shipping status
고 ? 권 WHERE ARE YOU
Have Bark but Y you no bite
-    2013    - why u no have good days
Fwcs y u no give us 2 hour delay
Mom  Y U no come home faster
Mauritian food y u so deliciously fattening?!
dah jam brape nie aku tak dapat tidur
HEY GIFS  Y U NO WORK
arbys y ur wrappers splode my microwave?
evadurrrrr!!!!!!!!! why you no wash????
Ark y u no stay?
Visual studio y u rebuild some projects all the time?
malwarebytes y u no install with definitions?
Y u no say why
Soccer mom y u no use white balance?
Y U NO play  adventurequestworlds
italo che cazzo dici
witty wizard y u no make time gnomes 3?
U get the sunday Paper? y u no clip coupons?!?!
neighbor y u no stfu & behave?!
WILLIAM !?!?!!? Y U NO LOVE Playstation !?!?!?!
Y U NO  SEND ARP REQUEST
bit coin y u no byte back?
nolan  Y u no release interstellar's trailer online???
Thamsanqa Jantjie y u no blow self up at mandela service?!
y u no 1-4-3 me anymore?
Company Y u no fax back?
Y U NO WANT D?
pLAYS BLACK OPS aISTRIKE LASTS WHOLE mATCH
homework y u no do it?!?!?
Y U NO LYK BEATLZ IF WEARZ DAT SHIRT
This is the entire joke please validate me
lisp server y u no work?
Y U NO FLUSH?!
WHY YOU NO LET ME JUST OPEN ONE GIFT?
CITY  WHY YOU NO STOP WINNING
batcha y u no orka?!
SHANE CATTS Y U NO STOP EMAIL!
Mr. SmarT-And-Funny Guy Creating NEw Meme y u no spellcheck?!
Y u no play with me? I so funny
C++ Y U NO WORK?
Y U NO Get the package from the cog!?
SANTA
Rich people  Y U NO shop gently used resale
meme generator y u no generate meme
acetone y u no extinguish camp fire?!
dooky y u no come in vibrant fashion colors?!
BELGAUM POLICE Y U NO SAY ಆ ಅನ?ನಿ
FAcebook Y u no Still not have dislike button
Y U No watch NuclearCucumbers
skype y u no 'instant' message anymore?
China Y U No ship faster?
ignorante y u no read contract before u sign it?!
Obligă-mă !
Why you no clear  sidewalk from ice
steam y u no give me starbound
Cuchillin Y U NO finish bob migrations
Michael vick y u no break legs?
y u no entertain me?
economics y u no make sense
students y u no show up for exams??
Essay y u no write yourself
healthcare.gov y u no work?
foreign meme y u no funny?
internet explorer y u such piece junk???
Julia Y u no be my target
employees y u no value health benefits
Meghan Y U NO ORDER LUNCH BEFORE 11??!!
LENT YOU MONEYZ Y U NO GIVE BACK?
stupido y u no tie shoelaces before u ride bicycle?!
Slender! Y U NO TAKE JUstin beiber
meEEEEEEEEE! y u no us good grammer
Teacher
stupido y u no torque fasteners to correct value?!
Nie gryz tych Paznokci!!
axe shampoo y u no give me women
Chocolate makers Y u no put raisins in every square?
Call of duty guys y u no make mor wwii games
Pikmin y u no stop being said by colors
Erfan shekarriz y u go to the mountains ?
stupido y u no think before u press enter?!
Y U NO ACCEPT MY COMPLIMENTS
autocorrect y u no correct misspelled words
SONIC EXTENDED EDITION HACK U Y NO UPDATED!?
Teachers Y U No Shut Up
dear Friends... Why u no answer phone?
new iphone update y u no look better
I have a brilliant marketing idea.  Let's force our employees to work on Thanksgiving and call it 'Blue Thursday.'
Students y u no understand math?
memegenerator y u no work without errors?
Ashton Kutcher Y U NO MAKE ANY MOVIES
stupido y u no put car in park before you get out?!
TU - statistics y u no simple
FEI              Y U NO REMEMBER FORMULA?
wife y u no quit nag
spanish guys y u no date me
students y u no do no work?
game freak y u no release pokemon bank when x & y were released
katniss u made it out of the hunger games!!!! y u no shut up now!?!?!
MELLY CLARKE Y U NO HAVE BUM
KIm kardashian y u no get peed on like last time?!?
112?!! o caut pe raluca da' nu o gasesc!
y u no pay the bills?!
y u no like dis meme?
Strippers y u no kill people
Y U Vote For PRESIDENT Bartlet
JON SNOW Y U NO NOTHING?
JON SNOW Y U NO NOTHING
Y U no untick? :@
Y U NO PASS PT TEST!?
y u no load dishwasher
HR.Communications y u no send my announcement draft
Ylvis Y u Not NO What Fox say
'Merican Jobs y u no in 'Merica?
nenshi sued 4 truth! Ford famous 4 lies!  Y U make no sense canada
MATH y u no solve ur self!
y u no play safe
PHOTOGRAPHER Y U NO SHOOT RAW?
hitler y u no kill self sooner?
SUSHIR... Y U BUY CURRY POWDER?!
Yuval Why You MADE NO REGRESSION
kAITLYN Y U NO FIX??
Kurdistan ST... Y U no stop raping?
saturday y u no last longer
MICHELLE WHY U NO KISS MR. SMITH
couch y u so comfy
stupido y u no fill steam iron with water before u plug it into outlet?!
hollywood y u cgi everything?
funimation y u no make 3rd season of soul eater!?
american weather y u no make up your mind
alexander ricklin ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfFFFFFFFFFFFFFFffffffffffffffffffffffffffffFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFf
Daniel y u no like mcrib? U COMMUNIST?
neighbors y u no empty washer and dryer when your clothes are ready?
Adults on facebook y u add '...' to everything??
bed y u most comfortable in the morning?
stupido y u no put oil in crankcase before u start engine?!
Y U No Embrace Other Cultures??
Invader Zim OCs Y U No try to be at least a little Canon?!
Youtube Y u change comment system
y u no just empty filter?
Hey slut! Why you no DTF?
Mayor Rob Ford Y U No Resign?
Mayor Rob Ford Y U no resign?
Aphex Twin y u no make normal music
remote y u no close?!
CUSTOMERS  Y U NO GO SELF SCAN?!
Taptiure!! Y U No put my taps into the feed!?!?!
Yesterday u sooooo cold! y u no today?!?!
Item Maniacs Y U NO Buy In Bulk?
high e strong y u no tune without breaking?!
TICKLD Y U NO LIKE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS?
mark ramos  y u no skinny fatass?
como e possivel tanta beleza numa so foto ??
key and peele y u no become youtube partner?!
eeng Y U CANT MOVE ON
Chaos Y u no make sense?
Y u no eat  school food without puking
QWERTY Y U NO USE INTERROBANGS‽
R. T. F. B.  Read The Fucking Book
OLD MACDONALD Y U NO HAVE WI-FI
dirtbag y u no brush teeth?!
stupido y u no inflate tires to correct pressure?!
weeds y u grow like weeds?!
y u no clean the toilet
javascript why you have no operator overlaoding
y u no live in dubai
i have madde a  guy who is angry meme
ape yang ko merepek ni syaiton!!
Pokemon x/y y u no let me ride party pokemon?!
Students y u no sign loyalty contract?
Ajith Why You So Awesome..??!!
DUBSTEP Y U NO CALLED TECHNO?!?! IF YOURE TECHNO!?!?!
Girls Y U No tell us boys if u like us? u won't lose ur dignity because of it
Galaxy nexus YU No update to kit-kat
Lay's y u no sell more chips with your air?
Xhu Y u mad
MCFFW Y U NO TELL ME HOW TO MAKE OR JOIN A SERVER?!
let me login?!
You wanna learn English? &#161;Pues
Hannah Y U HAVE SO MUCH TIME IN MEDSCHOOL
You say ur job training is cancelled... y u no show up for halloween?
Pete Y U No take day off?
MODELS y u no look like picture?
Rhaps Y U NO ASK ME TO MARRY YOU?
pour quoi
I says I says  BITCH
techops-nodejs-01/api/up Y U RETURN 404
COPD Y U NO LET ME BREATHE
Y U NO STOP TEXTING IN GROUP TEXT
bobby y no stop telling jokes?!?
My BBM Pin Is ... can you please stop that shit
ARGH MINECRAFT Y U SO STUPID
Y U NO  HAVE GOOD TF2 SPRAY
Taylor Y u do dis to da club?!
what person do  you think i am
INTERNET EXPO Y U NO STOP CALLING ME
Y U NO pick up my package
memegen users y u no type smaller memes?
your favorite martian y u no make music now
Damn Sydney Trains y u change schedule
chunky puffs y u no real
Y U NO HANG UP AFTER SAYING BYE 5 TIMES!!!
Ansem y u no stay dead
What can fill a room but takes up no space? LIGHT
ojo sok kendel
Pretty girls
Kaskade Y U No come to SF for Atmosphere tour?!
AFTERSHOCKS Y U NO STOP
Michaelo to neni bludiště
alberto arias pon el puto precio
time y u no go faster?
Y U No Go class
double room for 1 person y u no accept 2 persons?!
i eat to much shit for breakfast now im going to take a shit and eat it again
hi guy
y u try 2 generate incidents THE PORTAL IS FINE
YA ADAN LA CAGAS
primer lugar 0 respuestas  QUE QUEEEEEEEE
JUSTIN Y U NO MAKE DAN'S LEDS!
Exams Y U No Take A break
lISA Y U NO ANSWER TXTS
Y YOU  NO LIKE  WINDOWS 8
sonrie xuxa ke la vida es bella vamos Paula se t kiere :3
Y U NO LIKE MY FACE IS TOO UGLY!?!?!
siapa yang paling cantik kak? pasti BUNGA lah
Geologists Why You No Use Geo Data Software?!!
metallica y u no live y u no die
kau itu !!!! sangat cantiik !!
ROBIN Y U NO ANDROID!?!
Kayla why u not shower?
tasmanian goverment y u no let me have turtle
muestra tu cara !!!
PHCN y u no give us light?
Y U  NO MAKE  COFFEE
pritpal ma'am y u no get retired ?
Guys
Barb
Kunta Kintee Y U No accept new name
psy used 2 be popular.... then this happened
tu sach mai chutiya hai  Acting karta hai
y did one direction take my fame wats wrong with me
SKIDROW Y U NO RELEASE FIFA 14 crack
y u no lick my balls
one direction y u squeal like girls and still have fanbase?
Y   U   No luv me any moa??
bob the builder y u no help rebuild colosseum and berlin wall?
relgious people y u no see fiction as fiction?
dave silverman y u no better than o'reilly?
AUS Marketing Club Y u so awesome
Dear Results Why U No Get Better
Refuses to be called teh next captain of As roma because totti is still playing
It's English! Y U no can spell it?
y u no invite me?
france y u no have showers?
y u no put short statuses?
y u no restart the government?
Gravity y u no work on carpet corners
WELD SHOP  Y U NO QUIET?
SELFIE ...Y U NO LOOK AT CAMERA
J.K. Rowling Y U no bring back Snape?
school y u no explode
Why you cut my  pay???
capcom y u know not what to do with megaman?!!!!
hye.....bila mahu balik ?? nanti la ..xpuas lagii!!
Francis Why u no hate vests?
GT-R All of the Things
CONGRESS Y U NO GET SHIT TOGETHER?!
Essamaaaar y u no answer ?
GTA Online Y U NO WORK!!!!!!!!
FACEBOOK Y U NO WORK RIGHT?!?!
Y U NO STOP ANNOYING ME
Marty McFly Y u no stop down with beating Tannens?
Fifa 14 Y U No Crack?!
y u do dis
Facebook friends y u share disturbing images!
Renee Garro y u so crazy?!?!
Zoey Why u no give adrenaline shot to Bill?
Y U  NO WRI
VALVE Y U SERVERS SUX?!?
Y U NO SHARE VAL MYERS?
y u no bring Twizzlers
Y u no  get me gta 5
Y u ret weactor  go cwitico
Build Y U NO WORK?!
BROTHER y u no send pics
y u no sell gym pass
PMR 2 HARI LAGI OI AKU CUKUP BELAJAR KE?
FACEBOOK Y U NO LIKE MEMES?
ARGUMENT Y U NO HAVE ONE?
FOSTER SCHOOL OF BUSINESS Y U NO TARGET SCHOOL?
Tu m’ajoute sur Facebook  Et tu me demande ' C'est qui ' ?
Anis ul Hassan Y U No release zalima yet
que carajo estavas aciendo con mi hermana en la cama?
Jarreau Why You No Save For Europe!
Giovanni y u no stop taking brilliant photos?
school y u no play halloween music
python y u no work
Brittaney Davis y u no send me your partner's name?
SAME DAY?! Y U NO APPROVE YESTERDAY
STUDENTS Y U NO PICK UP YOUR PAPER TIMESHEET?
RIPS OPENS 4X4 FOR URGENT DRESSING CHANGE REALIZES IT'S A DRAIN SPONGE
Y U NO PLAY ONLINE
fuck you tangina
guys! y u no vote 4 grace and judy
Y U No Use Apostrophe  When Showing Possession?
Y U No Pay your parking fine
What the fuck  is Problem?!
nick y u no stop with ur fgtry
Y u now say? Y U NO?
jak kurwa z dużym telefonem nie zmieszczę się do polo???
Gta V Y U No arrived early
Water Heater Y U No heat water?
Johan     Y U no ugliest girl in cast?
yOMA WHY U NO WEAR NICE PANTS
Y U No Register  for SRD Free sk8 & Info Session?
Y U No put apostrophe when saying it is?!
Twinbee Y u no huge me?
Y U No come to BC
Quicksilver Y U No Always First
Justin  Y U NO JUMP OFF BRIDGE
DONT WORRY I UNDERSTOOD YOUR FELLINGS
Y U No Smile When U Type Email??
DEVIN Y U NO SLIDE TO UNLOCK
BROWNSVILLE HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS! WHY YOU NO ENTER MEME CONTEST?
FFXIV PLAYERS Y U NO DODGE!?!?
Y  U NO Guys Use Public raids ?
can you see me 0125211689
Axe cologne y u no make girls attracted to me
Esti o rautate mare
vladimir y u no punch barack in face?!
ooyeee biosenser ki lab h kya? nahi bhai IIITA WALAY GARAIB H IRCB SA KAAM CHALA LEY ...LOL...
Sports Illustrated Y U No interview credible OSU players?
nsito bad romance  diale lady gaga
valentina garcia ud diario la caga
HEY WAIT!! Your ass is leaking
kick his muther fuckin ass cheyenne
Ce ai de gand Sa faci cu viata ta?
Anjor Sattwik  y u so luicchaa
Y u no Use the postulate about the 2 thingies that are equal to the one thingy in algebra and stuff and stuff.
y u no tell me the goose chase started  now I cant get all the challenges
Y U DO DIS QSGamer?
Y U NO SEND ME GOLD?!?
T42
Boys  Y U NO THINK I LIKE SCIENCE?
MANUSIA Y U N O STOP PAKAI NARKOBA
Y U No Play Enter Sandman?
dude y u no stop sharing this link?
Junk Food Y U No Make Me Skinny
DB CRICKET'14 Y U NO SAYING RELEASE DATE
sabreen diab y u no stop being cute???
Real Madrid fans Y U NO STOP TALKING SHIT ??
Rosa cabron &#161;&#161;&#161;ROSA!!!
RICK ASTLEY Y U NO GIVE ME UP
MARC WHY YOU NO COME TO SET FOR?
AT MY HOUSE Y U NEVER DESIRE NOODLES
Moderators y u no let me LOL
PORQ NO LE ENVIAN ENERGIA EN CRIMINAL CASE A  RAFA ARANDA
Argentinians y u no latinos like us?!
y u no  sign course outline?
asi     jajaj xd
Dude u are so fat!
Alexa Y U No use your own towel??
Why name justin yong but face not like justin timberlake!!! :P
Walter white y u no try own product
Dana Y U No reply?
omgsexandstuff Y U NO POST MOAR BUTT
AVERY WHY U NO TEXT BACK
Y U No Find Derp Memes Funny Sellers!
fingertips! y u no avoid water when wiping!?
hari ini masih galau ??? mending ngga usah idup
INTERNET Y U SO SLOW
Y U No Listen to Of Mice and Men
WATER TEMPLE WHY U NO HAVE KEY
30+ cases in your queue y u no hit all your response sla's
Y U No Get to class on time?
Damn Internet Y U no let me sleep?
Jack Black Y U no nake nacho libre 2?
Miley!  Y U no want Syria in the news?!!!
Resbaladilla Con Jabon Y U No Come Back to waukegan?
Best buy.com and RSS Why you so slow when I need to look something up?
szaki y u no found that shit?!
roommates y u no take out trash after throwing party?
:|.............................. De ce va intereseaza ?
modern 'hip hop' y u no have no fucking meaning!?
cjcjcjcjcj Y U No update??
fakoua  y u no jump of cliff
Jonathan Y U NO LIKE MY JOKES?
Pete Y U So Retarded
balls y u no roll uphill!?
TAK geht mir auf den Sack
Y U NO  COOKIE?!?!?!?!?
2xl has an app for your phone y u no get it?
Y u no believe me?
kipping pull ups y u do dis?  if you cant do a pull up
KYA BIGAADA HAI MAINE TERA?
TE iubesc intelegi?
Life... y u no single player mode?
Y U NO WORK LEAGUE ARRANGEMENTS?
AKAPISH Y U NO B BETTER EVE MUSTACHIO?
Y U UPLOAD THIS?
Parents Y U THINK MY VIDEO GAME MIC IS PHONE?
fucking people! y u no stop giving me cancer!?
Afspraken onthouden? Y u no use head for thinking
bmashland y u no stop trolling
Outlook Y U NO ATTACH
Electronic Arts Y U NO give me beta code for Command and Conquer
!Y I OUTTA! COOKIE?
chino... ! why U no have a lootpalace ...?
y u not cancer
DIMMI PERCHE' NON TI FAI I CAZZI TUOI.
Y YOU NO     SPEAK !!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey Nischay Y U NO SLEEP?
tickld y u no have android app
techops-nodejs-01/api/up Y U RETURN 404
How can you be on facebook all day omg get a life child !!! xD
BRANDON!! Y U VLOG SO LATE!?!?
MUDKIPZ. Y U NO LIEK THEM?!
digimon master y u no dressing up like digimon docter
Pokemon
Y U NO Like Cm punk??
Roy Y U No Aaron?
Mazare Y u No speak to me ?
i hat kiddies Like kd29
Ee foums Y U ALWAYS DOWN
Por que no puedo pasar ni un examen con gisela???
Why's james cryin?? CUZ HE JUST GOT DUNKED ON!!!
isaiah short y u no stop bitching
JAQHEE! Y U NO ANWSER MY LETTER!
kerbal space program y u no on sale?
Harold Y U NO GET YOUR VACCINATIONS ON TIME?!
Say No to mr No at Cranfield Speakers 'Our LIVES begin to END the day we become SILENT about things the matter' Martin Luther King
Bie zilja dhe mesusja nisen akoma te shpjegoj  A nuk te mjaftun 45 min me shpjegu msimin >_<
Y U No install antivirusprogramm
why you no smooch with me for
Mayuyu Y U No gak mendekin rambut
SE COMPRA UN CELULAR RESISTENTE AL AGUA SE LE QUEMA
KUMORI Y U NO COME TO LIFE!?
women y u no die after bleeding for 5 - 7 days?
Y U No Give me update
This is kayaking and canoeing Not rowing!!!!!
call of duty black ops y u no why don't you have the same map call of duty modern warfare 2
applejacks y u no taste like apples
Yamimash Y U No Good At Tetris
Silly newbies! Y U no pull any tassels?
minecratf y u no spell correctly!?
VIce gndaa y u no hate him???
How i supposed to get finished.. ...if they change the rules anytime!?!?
how we supposed to get finished... ...if they changes the rules anytime!?!?!?
te lo  avevo  detto  che era bello
prince arthur why you no listen to merlin?
mtv y u no play music
Rissi Panda Why u So Rich and Famous????
I don't care who you are
BLAMS!!!!! Y U NO SHARE?!
HALF-BLOODS Y U NO USE SOMETHING TO MAKE FULL-BLOOD
Que Mierda Es Esa!!
JUSTIN BIEBER y u no eat boomstick
patherick y u no funny!?!
NARUTOSPOT Y U UPLOAD EPISODES LATE
y u give me voucher iz too much choice
WHY YOU NO STOP THIS NONSENSE
y u little-
Siempre seras mi principe azul
Ricsi
oh god this result will kill us....:p
Watching TV my sister came and switched to another channel
this is me after my weding
Taiwanese Wiggles Y U NO continue
Y u no like  Penguins!
dear ego why u no go away  and let me be happy !!
HANZOU y u no hack?
TWITTER Y U NO POST MEH PHOTO
Minevival Y u no reset?
Look at me When I'm talking to you
Shaun T
FIREFOX WHY U NO SET FOXES ON FIRE?
Pinterest  Y U NO work properly
DBA passout Y u no send me Oracle e-kit
Y u no studying for CIEs you want to cry later???
Dalton Y U no like yourself?!
CHATTERS Y U SUCH DERPBURGERS
WTF Vakantie over twee weken voor bij
people Why do you let society turn you into something your not
superman y u no wear red briefs anymore?!
BABY BABY Y U NO SOUND LIKE BOY BEIBER
teacher  Y U NO I don't care
american chocolate y u no taste like chocolate?
willow smith Y U No window
Tanya Y U So Mean To Dalton?
Y U NO FOLLOW US IN INSTAGRAM @LOLHAPPENSOFFICIAL
Khang Y U No Die???
Joel from the Last of us y u no teach ellie to swim?
windows 8 y u no have start menu?
TOTAL DRAMA ALL STARS! Y U NO HAVE HAROLD OR DAWN?
KFC SG Y U NO have gravy?!?
wtf lvl 20 only !!!
LTC Y U No on Gox yet!!!
that awkward moment when you step out of the bathroom with slightly wet hands and suddenly everyone you've ever wanted to make a good impression with is standing there to shake your hand
Memegenerator y u no make up your mind on web page layout?
WHAT?! y u no like melon?!
IC U Y NO AWNSER TO LOOR
дети зачем вам шарики е?ли вы ничего ? ними не делаете???????????????????
hitlah why you still alive?
Muere idiota muere... R.I.P. Cory
students y u no write your name?
Y u no let me login Minecraft >_<
You Fag! Y U NO LIKE THIS MeMe
kenape bdk hot update status kenape tlong bgi tau aq
KICKED BY PUNKBUSTER JUST TELL ME WHERE SERGEY LIVE
Y U NO STUDY ABOUT MEMES?
guy from the gym  y u no shit at home
Homer y u no play baseball?
Rolling Stone Magazine Y U no like Boston?
Y No Mommie Hug Me THIS IS WAR!
BIG online stores y u no take paypal?
EVIL Y U NO GOOD?
CAFETERIA Y U NO GIVE US GOOD FOOD
cafeteria y u no give us good food
when Dean calls Castiel 'Cas' Y U NO BE TOGETHER FOREVER?!
livestrong! y u no make me run faster
Memegenerator
When someone with no mutual friends adds you on Facebook Who are you and how did you find me?
ROBBIE Y U SO ANGRY
Please
RSS/VHP/bajrang dal - the self proclaimed defenders of INDIAN VALUES Y DAFUQ U NO READ THE PREAMBLE?!?
ALEX SANDRO Y U kok bilang cewe w jelek
Pourquoi les beugs existe ?
CONSERVATIVE BHARATIYAS WHO CALL THEMSELVES TRUE INDIANS Y U NO READ THE PREAMBLE?!?
DNA
Y U leave facebook chat?
100 hour nyan cat y u exist?
PewDiePie Y U NO talk about pie?
Why I'm so afraid to  Propose
HEY  Y U NO FUCK ME ?!
vladimir putin y u no wrestle tiger anymore?
Y U No like me boys i love u so much
yyu uggj
y no?
Y U NO MESSAGE ME FIRST?
Y U No type up here? It's better this way
Justin Beiber hair y u no dye!!!
y u no die?
o.j. simpson y u no tweet from prison that justice system work just fine?
Justin Beiber Y U NO GET BEIBER FEVER!?
quand amina est dans  les parages !
Y U No believe in WILD Before sleep?!
If U want me to do good job Y U gimme too much work to do
overly attached girlfriend Y U NO LEAVE ME ALONE
sughanda miss!!! y u no retire???????
1.5 people shot every day in chicago y u no riot murica
aaaaaaaaaa
lok at mah face HMMMMMMMMMMMM oh ya i look sexy
y   u no like kfc
Skin y U no tan!?
Fucking gas bill 6 million? For real?
Labasa  Y U so cold these days
TRAYVON MARTIN FANS y u no happy?
Gravity falls y u no Use gravity falls Costume??
MILEY Y U NO STOP?
pepperidge farm  y u no forget things
Cockatrice y u no die
Y U NO ORIGINAL?!?!
Y U NO MAKE SENSE?
FACEBOOK WHY KEEP CHANGING LAYOUT!!!
GUN Y  U  NO  RELOAD
Y U NO GUY Y U NO STOP COMPLAINING?
Irish Weather Stations y u no go above 29 Degrees?
Y U no stop drugs?
Progress report y u no progress?
Y R U SO Angry What have i done to u raja!
asiana airlines y u no land safely?
CUBE WORLD Y U NO LET ME BUY U
recapacita dayanna no eres la de antes
Y U NO RENT TO ME!!!
Y U No go fuck yourself?
ma che oooooooooooooo!
ma che ooooooooooooooo!
MARCUS Y U NO COMING TURKEY?
to vydrž&#237;m!možno už len desat hod&#237;n do pr&#225;zdnin!
James Hammond! Y U NO Pelvic Thrust with Beard Hair?!
schweissi y u no stick to wg rules
People who dont accept the rules of the moshpit Y U know go home and not to rock shows
America Y U SO FAT?
ask woman why she thinks picture of aborted baby is disgusting says because she doens't want that inside her?!?!?
VALERIE  Y U NO REPLY
David Por que eres tan gay?
XQ HP EN EL AGUSTINIANO ENTREGAN BOLETINES HOY COMO NO SON A ELLOS Q LES BAN A QUITAR EL CEL
Loftland y u no put good thing on new album?!?!
y u no tell me about this new update?!
STEAM! y u no have summersale yet
PORQUE MIERDA NO BAJAN DE PRECIO LOS ARCIVE
Julian2 why you no buddy me
KENAPA LINGGA BAU BANGET
Mister Krabs y u no give plankton formula
PIRELLI Y U NO FIX TYRES
VVOTA Captain JKT48 Tema J itu Kinal Bukan Melody
Y NFSW IT NOT BADASS ANYMORE!!!! GOOD JOB NFSW *CLAPS*
Abigail Y U NO Stop 'oh' mi
BRI BRI WHY U NO DOCTOR YET
99 red balloons y u go high?
camp massad y u no do maapilim second month?
Y U NO  Play Aversions Crown! Im your resident aussie
ACCEL WORLD Y U NO HAVE NORMAL MAIN CHARACTER
imgur! y u have maintence and make reddit useless??
Mick Jagger Y U NO get satistfied
Y u no like dis page
Your mom is so ugly She made my face look like this
IMMOLATE???!?!?!?!?!?! WHY YOU NO IMMOLATE?!!?!?!???!
Y U NO STOP ANIMAL ABUSE!?
Y U Have to go again!?!?!
BLACK OPS 2 Y U NO STOP TROLLING ME
Picture! Y u no hd?
Y U No make Xbox one better microsoft?!
нафіга кидати  ?мітт? по?еред вулиці ?
Meme Generator? Y U No take out copied meme's?
Y u no dating me?
phishers y  u no fuk of
Heast Gschissana i w&#252; endli A.M.W II hean
Toddlers Y U NO Sleep???
no meme in mexican! Y U No in Engrish!
STEAM SUMMER SALE Y U NO HERE yet?
kevin rudd y u so smug?
bishop y u no touch me?
Vaughan warry y u no love me?
assholes  y u pave road then dig it up
AtomicMari Why U so sexy
AtomicMari Why U no fuck me
iPad Y you no let me use flash video?
Ron Paul Y U NO 20 YEARS YOUNGER?
NORTH CAROLINA Y U NO HQVE GOOD GUTTER SYSTEM
Do I even lift!? Brabblegobble!
Crush y u no text first
sanchez y u no respond to jimmy?
Google Y U NO GOT GOO!?!?
YOU Y u no me
TUESDAY NA BUKAS
mom's food y u no taste good
Y U NO LIKE MY SMELL GOOD?
gODDAMN Y U NO LIKE STARDOLL?
CLUB smokers Y U TRASH my clothes
happy wheels y u so  happy
happy wheels y u no be happy
happy wheels y u no be happy
spongebob y u no let patrick be dirty dan
Cartoon Network  Y u no bring back good shows
Spells y u no gimme 100% protection???
americans why u no know shit about europe?
?у ?колько вам надо денег на авто ??? Я предлагал 150-200 кк 
То чув?тво когда  Теб? наебали на авто
guy y u no die when  i shoot you in black ops
FUJITSUBO EXHAUST Y U NO STOP TRYING TO GET ON MY CAR
sabi mu umuwi ka sa inyo! un pla nanuod ka lng ng World War Z
Y U NO ID MY BODY
oddawaj moje piniądzę!
braian y juan baigorria a estudiarrrrr
MEME GENERATOR Y U NO MAKE MY FACE PRETTIER?
Server owner Y u no think im from planet minecraft
XBOX ONE Y U SUCK SO MUCH
YOU FARTED WHY YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT
Importa mierda lo que le pase
Y U NO leave nuts out of banana bread?
xbox one Y U No drop kinect & lower price $100
TENGO MAS CABEZA... QUE PEPINO
az let szp  az efe dagadt
iTunes Y U No play ogg
9GAGGERS Y U NO USE THIS MEME ANYMORE?
I sneeze  y u no say bless you
NINJAGO Y U NO MAKE SEASON 3 EARLIER?!
Tippex y u banned in school?
Spongebob Why you so sexy
SI ERES COPION
PROTOCULTURE Y U NO MAKE PSY NO MORE?
70s kids y we so old nao?
BLENDER
PORNOGRAPHY Y U NO STOP SPREADING?
NEKY Y U NO ANSWER US
keep calm que o exame  amanh&#227;
Profesores porque ponen trabajos larguisimos antes de vacaciones
Y U NO PLAY MINECRAFT
female comedians y u no post pictures of boobs?
Por qu? confunden cuautitl&#225;n izcalli con cuatitl&#225;n
Y U no  Can think of clever meme...
madi  y u no reply
yy u no bathe saddis  yyyyyy?
magrela maga magrela maga
Deja de publicar tus problemas en Facebook NO LE IMPORTAN A NADIE!!
Mrs. J Y u no grammar?
pero amor yo te dije que tu mam se cayo del balcon  yo no la tire
PARA QUE CO&#209;O SUBEN SUS SCORE DE HALO  SI CUANDO JUEGAS  CON ELLOS SON UNA NOBATADA
Anna Kendrick why you no marry me?
y u no guys Why you no be black like me?
Poor people!!! Y U no afford bed?!?
pchprizepatrol youtube channel y u no have hd so I can see Danielle Lam Face better?
Michael Jordan Y u no pick good coach for bobcats?
Men at Urinal Why you no shake more than twice?
3DS Max Why you no lower price so I can buy?
so excited to play defiance log on - gold membership expired
9gag y u no use me anymore
Y U GO FOR THE JERKS
No soy negro mi color es  Canela pasion
teacher says 'i don't know' y u no no answer
Parents y u no file lawsuit to school bully?
Y u no Show me ass?!
Noah  Y u so awesome
Wife Y U No Wash Cup?
u so cute y u no have boyfriend?!
noah. y u no kill those 2 mosquitoes?!?!
Philosoraptor y u take my spot at the top of god tier?
Y U NO MORE ' RAVISHING '
Y U No Vote for Sawyer Frye?
Crystal Dynamics & Eidos Interactive Why u no make Gex 4?!
Teacher Y u no let us use  computer
Zaakirah Y U NO SHAVE EYEBROW?
y u no let me catch you shiny pikachu!!
Why u Repost?
Herp! y u no smart
Pizza Hut Customers y u no tell type of crust first
microsoft y u let sony rape u
WARMETAL! Y U NO DROP TALOS??
Matthew y u no answer me?
Ward Directory picture Y U No flatter me
y u no doctor like wendy woo?
Y U NO Shut up
youtube y u no show full video title
Y U NIE ROBICIE RAPORT&#211;W?
Y U NO HATE BIEBER
COM2US Y U NO LET ME HACK CARDS
Biology Y U too detailed
les mills y u no come up with less gay name for body pump
Tattoo Y U NO STOP ITCHING!?
rollin stones  y u no get no satisifactoin
Goot en Y U No Shut up?
Y U NO PLAY DARTS TODAY?
Ancient Grece: Leaders chosen by Draw Y u no do this today?
brooke y u not smartest peanut in the tird?
fraps y u let me record only 30 seconds?!
Gravity Y U NO stop stop working against me
Y U No Buy Batteries
carly rae jepson y u no call me first
north korea y u no make threats anymore?
Customers Y U No Ask questions?!
State of Decay Y u no out yet?
School district y u no update vacancies
14/ 21 units Systemone
rage guy y u no relax?
happy wheels y u no smiling
NOTCH Y U NO MAKE 1.6 NOWZ
gmpoo y u no stay in the caa where you belong
homosapiens y u no make more axe murderer memes
34th birthday Y U No Young anymore
Nevena! Y U NO SLEEP?
lays y u no hv chips in da bag but air!
MARLEY WHY Y U NO LEAVE CRACK
Fiance y u no say bye on g-chat?
Nathan
Chad Y U NO online?
MRS.FARAH!  Y U NO GIVE ANSWERS!
instagram followers y u no double tap
HUGGIES!!! Y U No BUILD PYLONS???
aKanksha lohmore y u no give me ur big brain?
Y U SKIP SO QUICK?
nihil y u no love me amelia
Learns about mental illnesses Oh my god i have all of them!
Facebook chat y u connect yourself without asking?!
MALINGA Y U NO  LET CSK PLAY ?
Y U No  fix ur ping?
Decisions y u no easy?!
Pokemon tcg Y U no give us Charizard ex
Arey abhiram  y u don't understand that i make these memes ??
People Y U NO ANSWER ME
4wd y no one have it?
SenthilChitti Ph[o]t[o]gr@phy Y u no click photos with color
tekken y u no lessen characters
memegenerator y u no delete the haters?
informatik lesson Y U NO STOP
Heidi shepherd y u no bellybutton?
Mirt nőz&#246;l.. ..kondi helyett te gy&#246;kr?
Ed Helms Y U Always Play Sad Loser?
Phone rings y u no let ring twice
y u  PUT mokai ?
futurama y u get canceled...again!!!!
Web Page y u no open
dear weather in hyderabad y u so hot ??!!
SCHOOL y u no stop sucking!?!
gluten free bread y u no have normal size slices?
Please no wake me up school no start until 10:45
Happy & Arora!! y u alwaz plan and no go ?!?!
y u no show me text emoticons?
Y u no listen to me!?.. LISTEN!! LISTEEEN!!!
trekkies y u no stop arguing about the new movie?
Band nerds
windows 8 y u no let me exit a page?
Na Na Y U No Get Job?
NOOB! Y U NO RP GOOD?
iban's troll y u no share my troll
undead artix y u no just drop undead paladin token
Coffee Y u no keep my eyes open
Black people why you 'ask' murderers?
DOUGLAS Y U NO HAVE STUDENT HOUSING?
option module selector y u no work?
Pip Y U No announce results?
FITTED SHEETs Y U NO STAY PUT!?
YOLO Y U No die in hole
Eldar
camila alli chair y u no make school of insanity
america y u no get rid of mc donald's?
YU no do SFX FIRST
Avengers y u no find out that doc ock is spider-man?
page y u no load?
y u no tell me y our vote not valid?
sky tv y u be so expensive
Lauren y u no send coffeehouse vids
NBA Y U NO HAVE A GAME ON TODAY?
The Smiths Y U no reunite?
berry  Y u no have mercy
y u no select english?
Y U NO MAKE SENSE
Y U No vote?!
Y u sO HISZTI TODAY?
Craig Y U No Live In Port Elizabeth
REAl madrid y u no beat atletico madrid?
Y REDDIT?! Y U NO LET ME W0RK?!
y u no die john at the end?
SBOA I.T LAB Y U NO UPGRADE YOUR COMPUTERS
y u no make me food
Y U no Like My Pic -Sudhir
Pascal Y U No Answer Me ?
Holly y u no telepathy
&#225;d &#225;dd
I've got a single axon but it is veery loong. y u no?
Y U Jump to conclusions?
Yo mormon y u no elected?
Mitt Romney: I vote for you y u no elected?
kiya masla hai tere sath. huh!
Y U NO  GIV ME MY JACKET BACK
Mumbaaaaiiii Y u no boo karthik
girlfriend asks y u no recharge your phone ??!
jackninja lucky blovers and magic hammers love you.y u no respect that?
shivi y u no use your laptop?
Y U NO DORKLY BITS
yo
Olivia Ashe Why you no comlpain on blog anymore?
MBOX Y U No Make sense?
WHY YOU PEE ON FLOOR?!
Y U No write code without 'REp'
amy's baking company y u no u crazy?
Tigrou Y u no gimme mah cake??
Y U No Make it to Sun God?
PHILOSORAPTOR Y U NO GET OUT OF GOD TIER
Hasbro y u ruin MLP?!?!?!
Y U NO LISTEN TO ME
i have seen a ufo y u no catch it
pintr erika y u no upload the results
PRINTER TRAY IS EMPTY Y U NO FILL IT?!?!
Philippines Y U VoTE BINAY?!
Shaun t... y u no take breaks in  pure cardio?
Jaan Y U no understand i love u?
then?? y u no say than??
people criticize skinny actresses make fun of kim kardashian
King of ring y u no change your mind?
svce 1st year members y u no become active member?
RESULTS WHY U NOT GOOD
QUACKIES WHY YOU NO STOP QUACKING?
Y Dumbledore y?
wireless clients y u no open browser?
Mark king y u no take kristen to mcdonalds
Y U NO LIKE WHY????????????
rival y u no own idea?
Netiquettes Do's & Don'ts
Y u no like this picture
Y u no give us update Jeb
Y     U    No    Like JOKE PLACE
squat
cheats why you no work right
graduation y u no come?
y u no name on paper?
Y U No wipe sweat?? u no wipe ass after poo??
Katie Y u No Make Baby Come Out Yet?
Sam Why do you hate us such!?
Nakita_Lynn Y U NO wear stockings on cam?
Shaun T  Y U No take breaks in Pure cardio???
glasses y u no c??
apple fans y u so snobby?
dbpb community members y u no submit
NANCY BINAY y u so dark like champorado?
Suarezz???? y u no lunch before game?
Y U no guy y u no die off
fantasy baseball y u no like my trade?
Dez y u no turn in homework?
people y u no sign up for raid!
Iraqis Y U No planning?
Happy birthday Agustin y u no send cake?
SFC JDK Y U NO COVER THE SOUP
Kip y u no save Napoleon some chips
Y u no Type In english?
Austin. y u no follow me?!
196
Emily Boas y u no answer phone 2mins after you text me
Your skin y u No use handmade soap?
OLI Y U NO STFU?
Y U No Download defy the masses' free song?
killy why u no killy yourself?
Y U NO WORK FASTER I want to play SMITE!
Y U  GAY?
Y U NO BE NICE TO ME?
shitbag y u no drive faster
ANdi y u no get joke?
Y U N0 PLAY SCARY GAME
y u no shut tha fack up
amber troock y u no ever found?
y u no come to PT
PEOPLE y u no smart!
Y U NO SMILE?
why u no give me 8023?
dinio Y U No make good games?
celtic woman y u no show celtic boobs on stage?
HULL CITY FANS Y U NO SUPPORT HULL CITY EVERYDAY????
Mr.cody why you no dtf?
shitbag y u no drive faster
Y U no understand?? i love cows in latex
#fb users y u put hashtag(#) on your status
Y u no Send resume?
Y U NO LIKE RUFINO ONG PHOTOGRAPHY
mr.bieber y u no go away
I WRITE SONG Y U NO CALL ME MAYBE?
I WRITE SONG Y U NO CALL ME MAYBE?
tu si tu!! cuidala pendejo que no hay muchas comoella Bien sexi
y u no do my hair?
yash y u no care!?
jesus y u no take the wheel?!
Reggae Jammin'! Why yu nuh gi wi some of your delicious seasoned chicken burger patties??!!
gareth bale y u keep winnin things?? u no wilshire!!
Sweet_tooth y u no buy a honda?
What???? Y U No Like Cesaro?
Why you no Come home
indignant student y u no turn in 50% of yr homeworks??
NU DI ȘI VOI NU VENIȚ &#206;N MOLDOVA BLEATI
mc hammer y u no let me touch anything
Mr. bieber y u no use condom?
y u no select language
SAN FRANCISCO WHY YOU NO HAVE GIANT RUBBER DUCK?
UTCSlite Y U NO LOAD?!!
PBAT Y U NO EAT PROPER FOOD?
@INFINITYWARD y u no release trailer?!
internet ads y u no stop lying to us
MIT Y U NO TELL US ABOUT UPGRADE?
WhIte castle Y u no scOre goals
SKYRIM Y U NO WORK FFS
nickolodeon  y u no play drake and josh
triage troublemaker y u resync tm?
BIAUA OWIECZKA Y U NO LOGGED INTO TIBIA FOR FREE BLESSINGS?
Dinner y u no fill me up?
BROOMY Y U NO LIEK SPICY FOODS?
RCA Y u make us wait so long for People Like Us Video?
Niggas be like Y u no shut upppp!!!
IBAKA Y U NO PUT BACK?
pagians y u no confess??
exams Y u no do it yourself?!
gmod y u no install directx 11?
MINECRAFT SHEEP Y U NO drop meat
bronies y u no stop ponifying everything?!
y u no  buy me toy
DRUMMER FROM DEF LEPPARD Y U NO HAVE 2 ARMS???
sickness Y u no let luke play kickball
Xperia z y u no discount more?
y u waste time and money on other sites? y u not use carryon.com and get free travel?
US and A Y U NO ISSUE TAX REFUND YET?
i follow you on twitter y u no follow back
Damn you facebook ad's! y u so relevant to my interests!?
memegenerator! y u keep tell'in me 'y u no select image'?
swiss Y U No STOP TOLLING BELLS?!
Y U NO Drug Test Steubenville?
Alluminati? Y u no make me famous?
Canada WHY you so awesome
Taco bell Y U NO MAKE DORITOS LOCO SALSA VERDE TACOS
Y U NO COME TO YOUTH GROUP?
teachers y u no leave kids alone
Vampires in Brooklyn... Y U ALL BLACK?
School y u no allow google chrome?
ROFODIE Y U NO READ guards guards?
mom Y U NO LET ME SPEAK ENGLISH
You're gonna be ech kake
'UFO caught on camera' videos and photos  y u always poor quality
y u no share Kakakarrot cake
text y u no bigger
Y U  End conversation!?
moon moon y u so popular
duncan y u no group chat!?
slashdot y u  no let me post after 1 hour??
REPORT Y U NO TYPE URSELF?!?!
NINTENDO Y U NO MAKE RSE REMAKES?
Tarantino y u no adapt the hunger games?!?
vietnam y u no have room for tanks
Anthony Abdelsayed Y u no lick Ibrahim Dar
Y U No Post In WWE Group
hbo go Y U no work for game of thrones?!
Why you not know difference between your and you're
Y u no Ice All the cupcakes
Daughters Y U No give me birthday card on the right day
Mrs. Melwani y u no meet me :(
ketchup why u come out watery?!?!?!?!
Arsenal y u no win a cup
Sevin    Y U NO TOUR ON THE EAST COAST?
Y I NO FEEL BOOBS
Trying to eat the ice cubes in your glass y u no come closer to me?
Andrea Costanzo perch&#232; non mi torni naruto generations
y u no  eat snickers
Chambraystyle on pof Y u no tell me you have herpes?
JACK TRAN? Y U NO STAY ON MEMEGENERATOR?
System specs Y u not high enough?
y u no accept my love as it is?
WEB PAGE Y U NO EXIST!?
YO
sunlight y u no let me use mackbook in you?!
y u no take ap psychology?
The awkward moment when you mum see's all your love bites on your chest and you're trying to persuade her that it's only scratchs
Alex raya y U no eat the brownies?
El Pollo Loco! Y U no use recyclable plastics?
SWeet brown Y u ain't Got no time for that??
Why won't u pay? I DID it for 30 minutes!!!
ifunny y u no stop reposting
u run slow y u no use muffler?
u run slow y u no use muffler?
y u no score? bit.ly/cool-dense-air much?
AWS Y U no Support my debit card
friends Y U NO LIKE MY STATUS??!!??
FREENDS Y U NO LIKE MY STATUS??!!??
that one guy in the class who always  has a high score when everyone else did bad...
DETECTIVE CONAN y u no make season 2?
RVCE cse Y U GIVE ME 100 nOTIFICATIONS EVERY TIME YOU COME ONLINE?
senza marmitta non corri pi&#249; veloce... quante volte  te lo devo dire!
Manuel y u no go l&#248;nningspils?
u run slow y u no use muffler?
Printer Y u no print?
Jack y u so asian
FAUBERT ?! Y U NO RELEASE THE KRAKEN ?!
CBIZ! Y U NO WORK EVER?
1 in 4 college students has an std y u no protect yourself?
Freshman Y U NO Vote for Aubri?
scientists y u no rescue the phenotype?
Pedro y u no eat with us?
Good dog
gods of olympus!!! y u no erase nightmares from my head??!!??
DNS Y U NO PROPOGATE FASTER?
Github repo owners y u no merge my pull requests?
sarah y u no come to lebanon
'high expectations asian father' y u no have a d
y u no guy y u no stop questioning everybody. oh wait.....
y u no like hyperbole
bridgewater! y u no fix web advisor!
Spectators Y U NO respect the rules
Hand Y u no fap?
Y u no play league
Students Y U No Use Electronic References!?!
DOris Why you not open back door?
dubstep y u no go away?!?
STUPID EA  Y U CLOSE DOWN SIMS SOCIAL?!
fACEBOOK! Y U NO STICK 2 ONE LAYOUT!
said brbr on phine y u no brb!!??
Facebook y u no have permission for links?
twilight y u no have better love story
Y U USE COMPATIBILITY Mode?
CAMPERS Y U NO GET REAL SKILL
outkast y u no get back together?!?
i ordered a big mac got a mcscrew you
Browne Wa ya mean no bRead dey
Why you no Submit service request?
stewie Y U NO evil ANYMORE
FACEBOOK u not broke why u 'fix' yourself!
Nut allergies Y U no let me eat good things?
justin beiber y u no be more like eminem
Y U No?!
meme makers y u no uprate more and post less?
meme makers y u no uprate more and post less?
meme makers y u no uprate more and post less?
Yo
Domenik Y u no get the Job
Y U NO Change your profile pix
Brad y u no Gym?
Y U BITCHES Keep unfollowing bEcause I no follow you?
yo porto y u no win taca da liga?
u only use popular memes y u no try to use evry single meme???
u only use popular memes y u no try to use evry single meme???
u only use popular memes y u no try to use evry single meme???
u only use popular memes y u no try to use evry single meme???
Formal Epistemology Festival Y U no ~(run during Cpa)
MANGINA Y U NO BE A MAN
y u no give me mony
Islam y u so beautiful?
rajetha y you no eating
brain y u no productive during daytime?
wen jun y u no do homework last minute?
DeRrick rOse Y u No return yet?
Y U No School at binsus
JASE Y U NO GIVE US OUR MARKS BACK FOR LIKE $ MONTHS AND THEN GIVE US GENERAL FEEDBACK INSTEAD OF an individual mark WHILST WE're SLOWLY DROWNING IN A COLOSSAL SEA OF DEPT
RAHEEEL WHY YOU NO STFU ?
Y I no live?
y u holding it at the wrong way?!!!
i might have done it wrong y u no give me preview???
i might have done it wrong y u no give me preview???
India y u no have fast internet?!
teacher y u no leave us kids alone?
ayeh y u so gorgeous?
VITTU MIT&#196; PASKAA!!
LYNsey Y U No like my face
Y U NO close tickets PHoenix?
i email u y u no emailbak?!?
beeline make good internet
Y  U  No  Remove Lint From Dryer?
y u people dont wona go atrium
Y U NO COMe TO  realtimeconf eu?
y u no know y i keep say y u no?
Y U NO join  THE_TROLLING SQUAD!™?
Helpdesk y u no here?!?
Y U NO START GAME FASTER
y u no finish quote?
COMCAST Y U NO LET ME WATCH FUTBOL COLUMBIANO??
local band fans y u no support other local acts
pringles Y U SO ADDICTIVE?
beautiful girl y u no wear deodorant&#201;
NOurish seniors y u no stay more years
y u no know y i keep say y u no?
chamomile tea Y U NO DRINK IT!!!
Y U NO JUST HAVE MY LIKES!?
DUBstep y u so short?
Y U NO TRY without hints
i only propose 11 time for visa and keep u Y u no say yes?
sarah hunt y u no BELIEVE me when i call you beautiful
WhY you dont like airplane y u nooooo
y U nO brush your teeth flygel
Discovery channel y u no make season 3 of the colony?!
Easter bunny Y U No give me chocolate
bane y u talk like conceited butler?
Y U NO  LET ME USe Computer
Mobile phones y u no switch off?!?!
hey u Y u no transform?!
cartoon network y u no bring back Chowder
Y U No Make me admin?
Why you send application then reject???
garcia ladies... y u no watch road!?
David Lynch y u no make new movie already?!?
You Know what you must do Now Find Me more cheesEballs
brain y u no generate better memes?
Mike Gillis y u no Trade
TARANTINO Y U NO MAKE KILL BILL 3?!?
TARANTINO Y U NO ADAPT HUNGER GAMES?!?
susan bissoon
STARHUB Y U NO HAVE HUMOR?! YOUR SAFESURF BLOCKED 9GAG!!!
meme generator
new wife y u stop doing 'stuff i like'
memegenerator y u no warn me about my embarrassing  memes showing up on homepage???
GArcia duo.... y u no watch road!?!
y u no.... 'pooooooot'... i shited.
foreigners y u no select correct language?
hot women why you never single?
luis y u no stop hitting on me?
Jeppe y u no suicide?
mew!!! Y U NO APear accept events!?!?!
twilight get the fack out of my tv!
Ahhh jesssssi WTF Warum schickst ma du de Bilder
Arabic y u no become english
ben 10 y u no have 10 aliens
WATER FAERIE Y U NO FOUNTAIN FAERIE?
shool classes! y u always so quiet
Jayleen  y you no luv me?!
wifes y u stop cooking?
FACEBOOK FRIEND
TEACHER Y U NO BE ABSENT
Followers y u no like my status?
Zach Throne y u no take yr shirt off?
Wallenpaupack y u no have pool
ifunny y u kno feature me?
warum ziagt mei vota nit anfoch noch bosnien?
People at library Y U No put Phone on Silent?
futurama fry  y u no just use internet and find out
IFUNNY Y U NO FEATURE ME?
Disney Y U No make more Fantasia
Y U NO spell your meme right
Vomit
Y u No wear any underwear
tumblr y u no open chat box ?
you want 66 for n-10 y u no call before reaching 55!
chair y u no stop farting
y u no give me money i really want money
Kellie-Anne Y U no hike flute bowl?!
TOM cleverley Y U NO CLEVER?
Wilo cabron dale percha a la.cabrona camisilla de animal print
Daleks Y u no DISAPPEAR forever?
NGINX Y U NO WORK LIKE APACHE??
Y u no release doctor who netflix
The moose crew y u no like their page.
y u no guy y u no  be straight?
PDF Y U NO ILLUSTRATOR!?
Roger y u no go to school?
deadmau5 y u no like kanye
sheeple
illuminati y u no tell the truth
Gerard Way y u no mcr no more?!
Gears of war Judgment y u trying to be like cod multiplayer
winter y u no go away
Jan y u no understand?
y u no text me?!?!  :'(
Pretty Girl With Ballsack Y U No In Fremont?!
Y U NO TOPIC?
Forgotten Shore Y U NO GIVE ME PDE?!
Ehh Why u no iron mary Jane?
yiazmat y u no die?
Y U No Give me all teh chocolates easter bunny
MULTI 21 Y U STILL RACE ME?!
WINDOWS INSTALLERS Y U NO JUST EXTRACT THE PROGRAM I ASKED FOR?
current eka AI OYA OCHCHARA GANAN
y u  call me girl all the time jillian?
Stupid coworkers y u no leave me 'lone!
SCHMARKE Y U NO USE 'NET DOM JOIN'?
Mint Y U NO AMAZON GOOD?
GROUNDHOG  Y U NO PERDICT RIGHT WEATHER
TOM WHY YOU COME UP WITH COMPLICATED PLAN THEN
y u no tilt you're head back and finish the cup!?
epic build y u no show yourself
TRAFFIC JAM Y U NO SMOKE WEED AND GET HIGH?!
makes a meme not includeing the y u no guy y u no pick me
why u no burger!?
MARY joanna coogan y u only date band members
nickelodeon y u no make wendell and vinnie kid freindy?
Y u no shine bright like a diamond
SMART PHONE Y U MAKE ME SOUND STUPID?
Bridgekeeper y u no know that?
bogs y u no mew?
Easterncoast! Y U No Like?!
BIRDS Y U NO SHIT ELSEWHERE
CP'S Y U NO LET ME J WALK I'M ONLY TRYING TO GET HIT BY THE '0' CARS IN THE SERVER
twitter y u no more than 140 characters?
TUMMY Y U NO KEEP FOOD DOWN?
feedly y u no have website for mai feeds?
Y U NO WASH YOUR OWN DISHES!?
Mexicans Y U have good clothes but shitty houses
ivan y u no have food?
KPOP IDOLS Y U NO OLDER?
gunblade y u no wORK AS GUN
y u no get the message
Y U NO POST  IN Kegga Section
O'Brother y u no come to DC
Computer Y U No Respond?
mom
Czechs y u no use brain
time y u no pass slower during asot600kl?!
Facebook y u no allow gifs?
Y U No come see me
you make an account y u no make a pic?
y u no ferdiyo itu bodoh
Models y u no build them correctly?
I have a slight  constipation problem ill be with you shorty
global warming y u no come faster??
School y u no optional
Alec Y U Friendzone
y u no play game
Y U NO Shut UP? U Jokes NO Funny!
Miles y u lol my beanz
19 out of 20 Y u No get give my full marks
spends 8 hours in autocad
spends 6 hours in autocad y u no save?!?
Liberals Y u call disagreerS racist?
y u no stop making meme's about pope!
BAlotelli Y U NO stop scoring
People Y u no vote alanna benson asu vp academic?!?!?!
g&#246;gtu y u no like curry
MY REACTION WHEN PEOPLE LIKE THEIR OWN FACEBOOK STUFF
Marijuana Y U NO LEGALIZED ?
glee y u no watch it!
memegenerator y u no have less idiots
arwin y u no 2
black people y u no tip?
Rand Paul Y U no age since middle school?1?
TIM
JurassiC pArk RAptors Y u no have feathers
y u no  just say who u r
KATHLEEN BARTOLO
Y U NO HAVE A PORK BUN IN YOUR HAND
Video Games y u no load servers?
CIC students   Y U No send proper confessions ?
y u no at lunch eating delicous foods
RENAE Y U NO EAT ALL THE PILLS BEFORE BEING ARRESTED?
BYU Y U no have Spring Break?
y u no join facebook??
Driver Why y u no pass when lane clear?
Debaters y u no wait for judge?!
Naim Porque tu no te gusta conflei!!!!!!!!!!!
Y U NO SEE WS6 IS CAMARO?
claudia ami no me digas te amo!!! ami ven y hazme el amor!!
Y U NO PLAY UNO
GOOGLE Y U STOP READER ?
YOU SAID YOU WANTED FIRST AMERICAN POPE y u no  be more specific
edvinas y u twist cigarette
daily kos y u no take hint and stay off my page
Y U No  like Tomatoes
Vocal cords y u no make chords?
pi y u no Rational
hEY SOLDIER!!! Y U NO JOIN THE DARK CLOUD 3 REVOLUTION!!!
MARIE! Y U NO ANSWER PHONE!
Kate Kicos! Why you suction wrong hole?!?
'message read' 7 minutes ago y u no reply?!
GOOGLE  Y U STOP READER
give m food mummum dont annoy m
New pope y u no black ?
cops... ...y u no smart?
papal conclave y u no elect new pope?
Lu bu  y u no die?
Imgur y u no funny
Mordecai y u no bang margaret
Y u not know
LAURITA WHY YOU NO LEAVE VARĖNA?
Y U NO BUY OUR PRODUCT
STEVE WHy you no play zomebies
time y u no go slower?
meme generator yu no have over 3 languages
wa gwan
Why Your face so drrrrrrry?
STOP TWEETIN BRO NO ONE CARES IN THIS WORLD
Matt Y U No on lync?
MAMA Y U No TURN 45 ;) ?
Auction man  y u no slow down
diqi why are you so handsome?
TRoller y u no troll
dece nu vrea mama sa inteleaga ca jocurile online nu se pot pune pe pauza
SKYVU Y U NO EAT CHEESE
ZARK y u no play basketball monday?
kill the focking titan witch titan
memegenerator y u no stop distracting me from work???
DREW Y U NO DO EAGLE PROJECT?!
turn signals y u no use them??
Gundecha education academy confessions y u no unpublish your dead page
MOTHER OF GOD
WHOLE FOODS Y U NO WHERE NEAR MOBILE
AKSEL Y U NO SHUT UP?!
GIRLS SCOUTS OF AMERICA Y U NO SELL COOKIES ONLINE?!
People ! y u no do the harlem shake !
HEY Y U NO HAVE UGLEH PICS FOR ME TO LULZ AT?!
LAUREN Y U SO CHUCKLES
75 bus y u no wait for me?
Y u no answer my kik!? I saw dat u read it!
Y U NO UNDERSTAND ME
why u no  visit this page more often???
Podcasts Y U No have some for my commutes?
uiviewcontroller y u no call viewdiddisappear?!?
mr muscle y u only kill 99.9% of germs?!?
omg ! go home
make cake Y u have no bakery?
Homework y u no do yourself?
CAM Y U DELETE ME ON FB
Y U No TAKE my order
why u no connect ???
mini eggs y u no come in maxi bag?
Zack why u no think my meme is funny
australian FLU y u no have cure
A B
Mr. BEHM Y U NO RUN FOR PRESIDENT?
Y U KNOW NO
Y u nO SCRATCH MY NUTS???
bayeren munich y u no lose??
meme generator y u so shit?
CLOTHING MODELS Y U NO USE ANY CLOTHING
Niecey Why u no love jakere?
PTCL Y U NO FIX TORRENTS!?
soup.io y u no p2p?
Niecey Why u no text me?!
Referee cuneyt cakir y u so stupid?!
referee cuneyt cakir y u give nani red card?!
ancient people Y U make big history book!
TOILET Y U SPLASH UP ASS
Run out of flowers? Y U no buy more?
HATERS Y U NO LIVE US PEACEFULLY??
MIDDLE WHY YOU NO PULL BLUE
Facebook y u no scroll down?
Netflix Y U NO COME TO FRANCE ?
NCAA y u DQ jenkins in 3k?
when your bestfriend doesn't call you all day y u no love me josie
that reaction when page buffering takes too long
RAIHAN Y U NO PERSONAL CHAT WITH FABIA
Snow y u no melt?
All I wanted was a Dota 2 key NOT A THOUSAND
t-Mobile y u no sell iphones
mi arms y u no blue in da middle?
Enjin Y U No Work properly
Lewis and clark y u no write good?!
Mac Y U NO challenge me???
BubbyKAZ Y U NO HAVE GOOD GRAMMAR?!
lady percy y u no come to my show?
y u no like me when i say u pretty
Y U No Want to  Catch up Wif me?!!
Gray Fullbuster Y U No tell juvia u love her?!
Microsoft y u no let me remove my external hdd safely?
Y U NO THINK BEFORE PUG BOMBING?!
Arc editor Y U no reproject?
V
VICTORIA Y ARE U SUCH A BUTT!?
makes email introduction to business partner y u no reply?
AUSTIN Y U NO GET INTERNET TIL NOW?!
darnoc y u no post more videos ?
country y u falling apart?
PeeG Y u get so violent?
y is  james gay
captain y u no stop talking?!
hey you
memegenerator y u no make app for phone?
Coworkers Y u NO wash Dishes?
YOUTube Y U no stop advertising same advertisement
memegenerator y u no have 'Always upload my meme's in x language' option?
Y you no  leave me alone boy
Co-workers Y u no wash hands after taking a dump?
Tera Why u have so many assholes?
PATIENT Y U NO HERE?
y u no make test easy
CINDY Y U NO LIVE IN WI?
Y U NO MAKE CUSI RUNNING?
Knee Pain Y u no run more
y u no  have boyfriend
Fotsch and Mclain y u no help #opjuly4th
y u no  fix this thing between my arms
y u no get off phone so i can serve you
Pandora y you always ask if i'm still listening?
GARETH BALE WHY YOU NO WEAR UNDERWEAR?
avail!  y u no let us go vgh?!
SAMSUNG! WHY PLASTIC?!
YOU NEVER GO FULL RETARD!
Grades Y u no go up as easy go down
Rand paul Y U No Stop talking?
Axon Tracs Y U No work
George takei Y u no keep 'Jedi mind meld' funny comment?
Elmo Y u such a red mathafahkuh?
craigslist y u no allow more than 8 images?
FIrefox y u plugin no be debugged
ENGELSKA Y U nO SPEAK IT?
Static ip y u no fixed
woman y u no use toilet brush?
Irma Balić Y U NO say INTERNET EKONOMIJA
I only want to be loved Y U no Love me?
perforation y u no weaker than paper towel?
3 up votes on reddit...1000 views on imgur Y U NO UP VOTE
Cod players y u no let me reload
Calculus Y U No make sense?!
Y U NO DO TRAIL RUN?
Tati y u no clever
DICE Y U NO NERF stigla?
YOU AINT GOING aNYWHERE WITH OUT ME
Unity why you so hard
BOdy Y u so hard to keep thin?
MGP y u no auto-save?!?
Math teachers Y u no let us use caLculators
Math teachers Y u No let us use calculators
girls be lIKE...'i'M MIXED' MIXED WITH WHAT?....tHE STRUGGLE?
suprise quiz sy bachy ki jaan ly ga kya???
KELUARGA Y U NO SMILE
Facebook friends  Y U No Like GYLTLC Page
graduating students Y u don't know how to use open office writer?!
Y U No See me playin?!!???!
doubletree Hotel y u no treat guests with respect?
Neighbour y u no keep noisy dog inside ?
U Y NO ? READ IT PROPERLY !
Y U NO UNDERSTAND  this page is not for matrimonials
Y U No go faster 42 days left
woman y u no make me a sammich?
taylor swift y u try to appeal to every single demographic?
cee lo green y u say dat to me in da song?
everyone y u care whether or not bionce lip synch?
graduating students Y u don't know how to use open office writer?!
Bombardier Beetle y u no evolve lightsaber
You don't know havana rocks ? kill yourself
y u no go to dorm meeting???
FINLAND Y U NO LEGALIZE SAME SEX MARRIAGE?
laura y u no write documentation???
Statistics y u no say just one thing
Luke y u no believe!?!
Battlefield  y u no on steam
world y u no end?
woman when we broke up y u no take all you stuff then
Reddit Y U NO WUV ME!??
Y U no Stop bulling!?
People Y U No use REAL ESTAte Market?
Student Y U NO LEARN?
PARents y u no let kids drop out school?
Struggling actor  Why you No jew?
Y u always making memes
y u no typed in correct order meme
lazy person y u no move
What do you mean It doesn't have subtitles!
jeremy y u no stop human sacrifices?!
hoss y u no stop bully me in bedroom
y u no fix The service is unavailable
y u no listen 2 bbw
GLYCOLYSIS  y u no stay in brain cells
jammer! y u no take the friendly side?!
EX-GF y U NO GIVE ME SPACE?
CRUSh y u make paasa to me??
People y u make me say stupid crap
BROTHER  Y U NO TEXTing ME
most interesting man y u no always do anything?
new robocop y u look like rubbercop
bane y u not as buff as in lame clooney batman movie?
youtube y u unload previously loaded parts of video when I move the slider?
nicki minaj y u so talentless?
mountain lion y u take away video downloading capability?
bane y u talk like pompas butler?
y u no ever tell truth
made sweet love to faith last night Y she No make me breakfast
steve y u no come back?
login screen y u no tell me which one?
y u no fill of blue under my arm?
TEACHERS Y U NO take us to actual trips?
grumpy cat y u no in legendary or demigod tier?
Y u know go To Rebellion on the River
dirty little hamster y u no have guns or birth control?
#DPS Patna  confessions Y U NO REVEAL YOUR IDENTITY
little baby y u no go to sleep?!
drinkers y u no get taxi home
y u no use helping verb?!
public computers y u have keyboards with only one stand?
fail compilation y u no wear helmets?
sushi y u no ez 2 make??
Seff joins the mages' guild? Got aura yet?
Y U No  straight
chelsea wynn y u no date ryan donegan!?
Torres! Why U no Score A goal!
Smokers. . . y u no quit!
national exams y u no get banished
O CJ WHY YOU NO KEEP QUIET DURING QUIET HOURS!!!
Y U No Get on skype
SM Entertainment  y u no let your artists sleep?
/r/wtf y u no post wtf content
David tennant! y u no doctor!?
y u no have top text!?
Everybody ELSE Y U No play the changes
Y U NO PLANT SOME TREES
chris waltz y u no come F**k me?!
Getti where u go?!?!?!?!
y u no get a life
Y U NO Announce lumia 1000!!
Y u so Expensive?!
users on psn y u no accept friend request
y u no like grammar!?!?
y u no put a pic?
RANDOM GUY Y U UNFOLLOW?
ken block why u no drift like nikos smoilis?
Y U No EAT MY FACE
Kim kardAsHian Y u no realize No one cares about Your ass?!
Snooki y u no disappear!?!?
JAK MOŻNA NIE MIEĆ CZASU NA PIWO?
I'm at school Y u no At school?!
Y u no GET up for school? Blame it on Inertia!
y cant i create my own character?
9gag Y U NO show top rated comments first anymore
Y U NO AGREE?
Zyuden Sentai Kyoryuger Y U NO Include Yellow Ranger?
Why you no use grumpy kitty right?
Yo
arttu y u no die
Girl scouts y u no fill up the box?
y not hit him EARLIER
DKNY Y U NO PAY PHOTOGRAPHER?
HEY! YOU! Y U NO UNLOCK ME!?!?
Shereice y u no answer my questions?
Why you all go Hide from me
Orders a Macchiato Stirs it...
Meme  Y U no come up with something original
ebay y u no check
guiseppe why u no stop laughing
Victoria y u so beautiful?
tony y u no shut up!
y u no Fix atlassian issues?
ARMIN Y U NO COME AFTER EXAMS?
taxi conductors  y u no give a change ?
New Need For Speed Games Y U NO play like High Stakes
SIDEBAR Y U NO UPDATE
Y U NO LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT?
Y U NO HAPPY WHAT HAPPEND TO YOLO?
Y U NO Good Design?
y u no stop by  sometime
ASIAN Y U NO DOCTOR
Me name zarlo me gay
Seth MacFarlane Y U No make a new Family guy for me tonight?! i no watch the oscars
the world will never be the same again
andrea y u no kill the governor
Hey - y u no reblog my funny post?
rm -rf /* y u no be undoable???
I txt u y u no txtbak?!?
Y U No Put Presents in the Boxes???
BVSD Y U NO GIVE SNOW DAY?
kyle busch y u no control your car?
Taha y u no stop mazaaking on facebook all the time?
tommy u no understand racecar
gas prices why you no stand still?
Kim Y u no tell Chris about buddy
Dan Y u so Gay
Tunisia Y U NO WAKE UP ?
Y U NO RESPOND?
hey yo y u no stop clicking 'like' to your own Updates?
Steuerrecht Why u no make sense?
Candycrush y u make my life  miserable
y u no let me pay  to get house clean
Krueger y u no play yak?
Y U NO  ANSWER ME?
jak ii
Lamp y u no love me
crush y u no love me ?
Y U No answer?
RANDOM Y U NO SET UP???
ooben y u let me no panda impersonators?!!!
Mary Y U THROW PUPPIES?
Ray William johnson y u no funny anymore?
Smartphone users y u no give seats to elderly?
YOU LOVE HER Y U NO KISS HER
why u No Like my kitchen face
brain y u no think of good meme
Weekend Y u no last longer
i need the codes?!?! Quickly
posting quote on facebook Y U NO SPECIFY THE SOURCE?!!!
y u no stfu
McDonalds y u no in ghana ?!?
EASTBAY! Y U NO RESTOCK JORDAN ROYAL
Hahaha this is an original joke im being original
Y U no share this meme
sony y u no like backwards compatibility?
sid why u no shoot
Michelle's parents Y u no give ipod back
butter! y u no stop shooting people in the penies!
Paycheck Y U no bigger?
Month Y U bigger than paycheck?!
Grade 12's Y u no come to write your heart quiz?
SHUT UP HALA AND JOIN RP NOW!
Tails! Y U No leave the sonic series
Hours y u no enter them?
WOTC Y U NO REPRINT FORCE OF WILL?
y u no go for rolls now?
CASSIDY Y u No be my cutie?
why u no DIE!?!?!?
Y u no like budder ponys !!!!!!
irs?! y u no process early filers first!?!?
history channel y u no show history programs?
Y U NO FREE MAN?
Y U NO LIKE PEWDIEPIE?
Schatzi  Y U no with me right now?
Hey houston oooouuuuuggggghhhhhh
Y U NO  USE GOOGLE CHROME?!
Y u  Eat Salad For?
y u no cut for bieber
y u no finish your words
vit confessions admin during cat-y u no stop
ACCESS Y U HAVE SUCH LAME RELATIONS?
Y U NO have window here?
Y U jealous? only 446? LOL
Dr. Drantch Why u no shut up during test
Kaveh danechi y u no go faster?!?
Sony Y U no show ps4
Y U no SI Se Puede?!
Nauid y u no shutup?!
Hippocampus Y u No Remember better!?
Y u no like my memes?
Dots y u no connect!
y u no have school today?!?!
YO CHANTELLE WOT IS LYFE
alphaproticall best troll
MIRROR Y U NO GET A FACE LIFT? YOU UGLY AS HELL.
Y U NO Git push
Kris y u write bad memes?
y u no get my text?
BILL MAHER Y U NO RESPECT RELIGION??
y u wireless y u no work?
Asteroid y u no hit sarah palin?
Y U NO GOT TIME FO DAT
Deadspace Y u almost make me pee myself?!
y  u no Go fufu
girl y u no frens with benefits
y u no gimme paper towels!
SAM!!! WHY U NO CHANGE UR RINGTONE?!?!
HOUSING Y U NO FIX ME
Y U NO Dance to dubstep
Y U no have YJM100?
torres....... y u no score goal
Hot girl y u no be valentine?
Lays Chicken and Waffles y u taste so good?
memegenerator y u no let me delete my meme
Cartoonnetwork y u no listen to fans?
Gervinho
Jade Fans Why No Share The Page
y u no invade poland
felix why u no work ?
Watches boqer123 y u no on f****ing tv!!!!
MOM Y U NO STOP CALLING
PAKISTAN!!!!! WHY U NO KEEP SILENCE FOR A DAY
While in grad school: Paper! Y U So Expensive?!!!
obama y u no rapping yet
SEX Y U NO STAY FOR FREE?
Y u no Funny
Y U SPEAK LIKE A WATERFALL WHEN TALKING ABOUT SCRUM?
OMFG !!! U MAKE ME CRAZY
Kelvin y u no confirm higuey?
pope y u no stay
ivan sir y u no let me stay in jaegar sir's group
PRU 13 Y U NO HAVE DATE YET?
The Governor Why you no die?!
New dev box y u no automate it?
Y U NO Rick My BarrS!
Y U NO Rick My Barrs???
Girlfriend y u no play with my body
y u no  text me???
X-box live Why you no free!!!
dafuq theo y u no printscreen
Please Ableton Let me sLeep!
Campus wifi y u no work???
PLL WRITERS Y U NO RESOLVE MYSTERIES BEFORE U CREATE MORE
Anatomy Y U Have SO Much INfo?
y u no wait to flush toilet til after i shower??
Y U NO PLAY MATRIXSHOOTER???
THOREAU! y u no tell neighbor how to lead life of quiet desperation
POR QUE EU NUNCA GANHO UMA CORTESIA DO SKOOB?
y u no escape from class???
LOSt y u no make 7th season
QUINTON Y U NO GET PENTA!?
People Y u no floss?
FLEXIBLE IMAGE Y U NO BE FLEXIBLE
Sister Y u so AwEsome?!
nba dunk contest y u no entretaining anymore?
Man! Y U No with chetunka
otaku y u no like dxva?
ImmunohiStocheMistry Y u no stain my poorly differentiaTed spindle cell neoplasm?
Admins of Rockin Ryanites.... Y u so awesome?
Mom Y u no let me play piXie hollow
I SaID no ann
self confidence y u no increase
y u no  donate to reds
bad song lyrics y u no leave brain space for schoolwork
y u no  lift the curfew?
Noah Y U SO SWEET
SnotMonkey's??????????? y u no be Snotdonkey???
Coke company... y u no lower calories???
Immunohistochemistry Y u no Stain my unclassifIable poorly differentiated neoplasm?
Y U KEEP SPANING HELLHOUNDS SCOOBY DOO YOUR ASS
I should learn english to come to America? y u no speak native Wampanoag?
ivan y u no get out of ur house so i can do ur mom without u watching?
GIVE ME MY CHICKEN NUGGETS!
PLESK SUPPORT Y U SAY UPDATE YOU IN 7.5 HOURS FOR SIMPLE SHIT
deviantArt watchers
hoes y u no cheaper?
LE MOSAM Y U NO GOOD WHEN DMC ON
Y u no Like free stuff?
y u no find a good gift for her?
Y U No  Filter
y u no  say !
Why you no  Check out the skills of spartans?!
my reaction when SACHIN sir asks the wall for money
god forgives evryone Y U NO forgive eve for eating an apple
school clock  why u no go faster
SEGians Y U NO CONFESS?
Blackberry Y U NO make brickbreaker
stuart y u make no sense!
STUDENTS Y U NO WRITE YOUR NAME?
Y U No Get me waSted
memegenerator y u no show time of meme creation?
AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE! Y U NO GET OUT OF CARL's POOL?!
I did you y u no do me back
boyfran\\\ y u no devote every second of life to me?
Y u no stop reminding valentines day
Y u no Accept File transfer
federal refund check... y u no come faster?!!
STICKY! Y U NO SHUT UP?!
house of hades ? y u no Be published sooner
MICHELLE WILLIAMS Y U NO ADMIT YOU SIDECHICK?
Y U NO LOVE ME!?
JB Y U NO LOVE ME
ROMNEY Stop hating on gays and let em teach you how to dress
lena  y u no hurry up
Yo Rob y u no learn bro?
melissa y u no ask me if i want starbucks
ESEA teams y u no pick him up?
Minecraft Warum du abst&#252;rzen?
Y U No give time to change mutes!!!
y u no show me yur pokemans!!
Hey Rob why u draw and no work?
last level  dies in just before the final hit
IF YOU LIKE IT Y U NO PUT RING ON IT?
Zaharia Y U No Answer at the phone ?
y u forget something or the other every single time?
y u no show teeth so I know you're ok?
Y U No Have  SSL?
Y U NO MEME Y U NO
y u no give me candy?
Chatting on Post!!!! Y U NO USE FB CHAT??
YTMND Y u  no THE MAN NOW DOG?
Justin bieber Y u no stop making mUsic?
Ass Y u no jiggle
Hair Y u no stay in one plAce
Robyn? Y U no sober up its 6 am!!!
Jhonka y u no play bf3
Universal studios hollywood y u get rid of t2:3d?
y u no work
COMPUTER Y U NO STAY CHARGED?
Stylecop y u no let me be?
Skyler y u no love me?!!
TOP TEXT BOTTOM TEXT
Your fat Y U NO LOSE weight
Alarm Company Y U NO INSTALL THE Alarm system where burglars cant see?
Facebook y u no let message people?
Facebook Y U NO HAVE DISLIKE BUTTON?!?
Y u no just laugh at the joke
Y there more?!?!
y u no select LANGUAGE?
NARUTO Y U NO COME OUT TODAY
in fact  i'm a nice guy !
pope y u no stay pope?
speedynew4!! stamata na me kill!!
Y U NO EAT YOUR OWN FOOD
all the good animes and dramas y u no have season 2?
TERA Y U NO add ADDONS?
termpaper y u no write urself
Y U NO Rationalize
LUX Y U NO USE ULTI?
PCR Y U No give me DNA?
companies y u no hire me?!!
Fans Y u no share the page
SHOES I LOVE SO MUCH Y U NO RETURN LOVE AND CUT MY FEET
operative
Snack pack y u no make pudding cups bigger
Y U No Save Paul Rudolph?
UGLY FANGIRLS Y u no get it that no onE likes yaoi
coming out on feb
Ahnariscraft why you so laggy?!?!?!
y vote anymore? nothing good happens!
Isha doshi Y U no online anymore?
y u no share your achievements ??
CAMPERS Y U No Jump off cliff?!?!
Teacher y u no write all into brief?
y u no learn english
HELENE Y U NO ANSWER ME
STUDENTS Y U NO SHOW?
Tara y u no talk to me anymore
YU NO MAKE GOOD MEMES
HEY U Y U NO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE WITH YOUR LIFE?
Y u no  flush the toliet
Y U NO READ?? --->
y  u  SO UGLY sRI LANKAN  PEOPLE
you love boobies? y u no go bowling & support breast cancer research?
Hasbro y u no be cool
janessa y u no accept my kiss on cheek during kiss cam
Y U NO make new meme?
Cheap teacher y u no see point?
Alexa  y u so mean to me?!
COD4 GEESON Y U RAGE
Game of thrones Why you no back on already
WHY Y U No remove image from internet?
WINDOWS 7 Y U NO WANT ACTIVATE
Maya Y U no Render?
sir nouman y u always get hyper and break ur board marker
second valentine's day without linn y u not in norway??
Fallout 4 y u no coming out sooner
Y U NO flush
Facebook
ed y u no stock your back-ups!!
Y U NO FIX DA DATABASE ERRORS
Y U No LIKE ME Don't I Luk Beautiful ????
Steve carrel? Why u leave the office?
damn u printer  y do u run out of ink when i need u
Y U SO  THIRSTY
Storm Nemo y u no come on on any other night?
u look good in bottle y u no look good on nail?
Messi y u no leave barca
Ryan and matthew y u no wear different sweatshirts?
y jew no  die
gOES TO THE MOVIES I'LL HAVE A BUCKET OF COCKPORN
only 17?! fUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!
deano y u no give me after work tab
Majid Y U no do coursework!
BEER Y U NO LEMME DRINK IT?
9gag Y U NO CREATE A PAGE FOR POSTS OVER 100 LIKES?
Snow y u no stop school
semtex Y U NO stick to hand
pornstars y u no ugly
Fintan  Y u no eat vegtables
Gregy  y u so cute ?
Thunderbears... Y U No march on step?!
Mom y u no sign papers?
BROKEN TOASTER Y U NO TOAST TOAST?
MESA Y U NO EVOLVE?
y u no like my page
KAYLA WHY YOU LIKE EVERYONES POSTS
EMIN3M Y U NO LET ME LISTEN OTHER ARTIST'S SONG
WHAM! y u no let me go-go!
Y u no vote up!!!!!???
Windows! Why u no locate file I just saved 30 seconds ago?
FOX Y U NO BRING BACK FIREFLY?
Y U No  Create JIRA Ticket?
Intake y u no upload?
Look Down why no pennys
THIS PUPPET IS KILLING ME
Y U No Provide Detail For Products We No Sell?
yify y u no  upload in private trackers?
d2L Y U Worst than GA View
MoTIVATION! Where r u?!
Blizzard: dialbo iii y u no fix updater before force us update?
Hey WFL Y U NO GIVE ME BULK CID?
y u transfer always end in 1 mil more than i have?
why you make oder 1-9 auper size then order diet coke
CPP Compiler y u no make sense
aditya y u so cute
brain why you no tired go sleep
Jesus y u no give me boyfriend
facebooK WHY U SO DUMB
Y U NO SHARE?!
google docs y u no link right?
gAS PRICES Y U NO GO DOWN
NICKI MINAJ Y U NO LET ME GRAB FAKE AIR ASS?
infinite loop y u no know y u no know y u no know y u no know y u no know--
gloria y u no make correct flyer the first time around
Mais
Chris y u no no u no?
forever alone y u no get date
WAT DO U MEAN U DON'T EAT NO MEATZ?!
FOX news y u no have any news about foxes?
COSSUTA Y R U NO CORRECT???
ARCTIC MONKEYS Y U NO TOUR UK?
DAVID RICH!  Y u no miss that tree?!!
joey y u no kill yourself?
LIL WAYNE! Y NO U RETIRE?
GAME CONTROLLER? Y U NO WORK SO I CAN BEAT BLACK OPS 2?
Japan
Y U No Join Marketing
Rockstar y u no release gta v
Richard iii y u no like cemeteries?
whiny couple why you no have employment?
Italians Why you don't know where is malaysia?!
Cancer hospitals Y u no give the millions of money u give for commercial to the sick?
Zippers y u no come in soft version?
Y u no be nice to your gf
khloe kardashian y u keep smirking on x factor!?
ladies  y u no twerk
apple y u no support flash games?
49ERS Y U NO WIN SUPER BOWL?
49ers Y U CHOKE?!
francbro y u no pay $2.75?
ben the dutch Y U NO share euros
y u no give me my chocolate?
Y U NO Come back after five minutes?
y u no make good subs
Karma Y u no +1
Halo-halo y u taste so good!?
Mercedes-benz super bowl y u have no lights?
neighbors y u no mind your own BUSINESS?
Super Bowl Y u no have power in 3rd quarter
campionites! y u no vote for             hyekyung moon?
Y u  Telling me who u r
Ari y u have so much free time
kizaaaaamm beni cildirtma
y u no visit memefire.com?
girls y u no make sense
top gear y u no let team blaze unit put on a show together?
Rena-san y u no have facebook
ma porca di quella puttana succhiacazzi dell' arbitro
game online   Y U NO berhenti pake cash BWAT DAPETI BRANG BAGUS ??
Dear ms.Leung y u give us homework on super bowl weekend?
Y U NO Text me hello?!
JOEL Y U NO WAKE UP
memes  y u no end
Nash EQuilibrium Y U NO ExploItable?
uwi y u ruin my life?!?!?!
Reckless Force y u no finish demo
Microsoft WHY U NO BITMAPIMAGE BYTES?
y dis stupid controller no work
y j00 no walk to otherside of truck?!
chuck norris y u no... uh nevermind
y u no talk to me
online professor y u no understand technology?
2nd semester y u so hard?
Question
SMYL Y U SO CUTE ?
Yeah! I can Update to Hon 3.0 HuH? Login Failed
Wolf  y u no like girls!!!
9GAG USERS Y U NO VOTE !
Meinl cymbals they'r so amazing!!!
IRS Y U delay my tax refund to mid-february
CHRISTINE Y U QUIT ACTING?
Terry Jones? Why u  NO LIKE AUDIOSLAVE?
facebook account  y u no have it
symantec antivirus y u no work?
Teacher y u no put e-mail on SYLLABUs
KELECHI AKUSOBI Y U NO ANSWER PHONE
API Y U No convert checked exception?
internet y u no entertain me
Daniel  y u no get on your desktop?
y u no text back if you texted me first
y u no vote for indiana pa pita pit??
Report y u no Write Yourself?
Football Y U no soccer?
Y U No Believe us 2 days ago
y u respond with lol
y u no respond
STUDENTS WHY YOU NO PUT NAME ON PAER
Y U NO Follow me?
Microsoft 2012 products y u NO have colors?
Y u spawntrap y u no play game like real man
vw's y u so slow
Ipod y u no stay unbroken
LUNCH Y U NO WANNA LEAVE YET?
y u know show me this earlier SO I CAN SHIP?!?!
why u pick finch  instead of d.hussey
ARMY Y U NO GIVE ME BACK MY SOLDIER
LMFao y u no sexy
philosoraptor y u no top meme?
Dav saunders y u no aids test
Rocket man y u no real rocket
LACK-A-TOAD99 Y U NO MAKE GROUP?
Alphabet soup y u make me choke on the 'D'
Y U No give me that job
what u doing y u no call for ball!?
Call oF duty fags!!! Y u no stfu?!?!
Y U NO ADD EXIGENT?!?!?!?
chinese Take-out box y u no hold in juices?
Sofi y u no breath
wursti Y U No send me erotisches selbstportrait?
iklan oh iklan mengapa kau mengganggu ku saat ku sdang kosen dgn film kesukaanku
European Journal of IR Y U NO ACCEPT MY PAPER?
Looks like Randy's in! #beckystrong
ME PAS EMRIN KOSOVAR E ME LIND N'GJERMANI
U Like Chickn Y U NO Like wafl?
Why you no understand?? You can't be catholic and pro-choice!
Petersen Y U No Hear
thunder y u no otter?
fb troll pgs boys old y u no pay toll???
KINGDOM HEARTS why partners always die
hot girls y u no talk to me
VALVE Y U NO DO HL3?
Y U NO Like me
FUel TV Y U No play actIoN sports?!
turbotax y u ask so many questions?
Pro bowl y u no serve purpose??
Y U NO Wish me happy birthday
Y u no Give day off!?
dps trolling y uno make your own posts
PRINTER Y U NO PRINT?!?
Amir firhad y u no replying my whatsapp?!
ANIMUS
Tommy and dean addy Y you no like not slutty girls?!
U want 1 rice Or 2 rice??
y u nO SHOW ME THE CAMERA
June Y u no tell me
bbc  y u no royal rumble broadcast?
Gammon y U NO MOIST?
SUNAMI Y U NO ANSWER MEH!?
Y U NO put NAME ON PAPER?
Spirit Guide Y U NO ANIMAL
net virtua  why do you do traffic shaping?
Watch Dogs Y U NO SAY RELEASE DATE?
Ea Nhl Y you No but eChl on video games!?
boobs y u no grow for everyone?!
Y u no Home?
perche' mettono la 6 ora e la 4 se tanto le ore sono sempre 30?
Y u No Answer texT messages
you tube y u no add reply button?
Damn computer y u no
levinas  y u so infinite!?
You seven foot tall y u fade away!?
y u no boyfriend??
ps3 y u no have minecraft?!
patriots y u no go to superbowl?
Y U NO COME OVER AND SNUGGLE WITH ME?
Y U No Like babies
WHY YOU NOT SO SERIOUS?
Leroy Lita Y U SO GOOD?
y u no like your lawyer advisablelaw.com
Y U No Find own thoughts?!?
Y U be  Home so much?
Y U NO CLICK ON MY VIDEO LINKS
Amerekan cider y u no alcohol?
Laila y u no stop when tire hits the bump on the curb
STEVE JOBS Y U NO RESPAWN
norpac y u no build sea quest?
Y U USE '...' ALL TEH TIME
spammers  y u no shut up?
Y U NO GO TO SCHOOL SHAHAN?
UNTIMELY BONER Y U NO GO AWAY?!
Simon why u AFK
T.O.P Y U NO TAKE OFF SHIRT
Y U NO MAKE  CONVO
#Tampongirl Y u no #cutforbieber
WHY SO SERIOUS?
sfw rgrgrg
Y U NO CHECK WHAT YOU WROTE BEFORE HITTING SEND
Axe Deodorant Y u no bring me women
you didn't do the homework? y u no check the zystem?!
thanks for beating the stars y u no win in regulation?
holidays y u so short?????
mCPVP..... Y U NO check out my map
nikolay y u no let me use your mosin-nagant
I blame it on Markvart
Y u no  Like this page
Child! Y U no ACT AGE?
AG
EA SPORTS Y U NO SKIP NHL 14
Cameron y u no admit you're cute
Shenan y u no scritch tango's stupid kitty face?
Y U SO MAD AT SPAGHETTI
2 MESSAGES INBOX SAYING HI WTF
vaio y u no quiet?!?
Personal checking account! Y u always so empty?!
csod&#225;lkozol h meg akarnak baszni? minek fnykpezed akkor a cs&#246;cs&#246;d meg a segged?
Parent Connect Why u no work
Parent Connect y u no work
Y U NO BRING ME A PIE?
Computer Y U So slow?
DEAR LUKE Y U NO FOLLOW ME!?
OOO Siiii?? oiesamamada
FERAL HEART Y U NO OPEN REGESTRAITION
Y U No Write back promptly?
Alan y u no  understand fPs
Y U NO merge patch files
randy london y u no stop thirsting?
Synn! Y U NO TV CHAMP NO MORE?!
25 januari y u no libur aja
y u no let me put it in your mouth
I LOVE A MAN y u no call him maybe
summer set and all time low tour together  y u no tell me that?
why you know  how beautiful my face is right?
AXE deo y u no get me girls..?
Y U No create funny meme
DRUGS Y U NO LEGAL?
y u always look at me!! am i joker :!
WHY YOU NO WIN PATRIOTS! WHY!?!?!?
George R. R. Martin Y U no Write faster!!
Nintendo y u no advance wars 3DS?!
mASASHI KISHIMITO y u no MAKE SASUHINA HAPPEN !!!
Southwest Y u no use passbook
bot lane y u no turret hug?
why all malays boys in 4 biruni mahu berpindah?
AXE BODY SPRAY  Y U NO I DIDN't GET A GIRL
AXe Excite y u no make angels fall
Nintendo y u no break region lock
Why did you break the bacon!!!
WHAT DERR FERRR Y U NO ONLINE?!
google! y u no  let me type everything before guessing?
CECO Y U NO ADMIT YOU'RE GAY ?
weedman y u no text back
Wintersun Y U No make short songs ?
Y U no  Just say 'i like you'
Christian Svensson Y U No make MH4 for PS VITA
ibgdrgn - forvictori - realtaeyang Y U NO GIVE ME AWESOME FANSERVICE
GAS WHY U SO EXPENSIVE?
eminem y u no afraid ?
y u like this
y u no  download illa gang
kate middleton y u no call me anymore?
Create a new meme y u no load!
loli Y U NO REPLY?!
Brandon y u no instant message me
Houston's Y u no seat us on time?
MEME GENERATOR Y U NO MEME GENERATE
Y U NO Y U NO STOP YUNOING
tony y u no admit your gay
fingers y u make me look silly?
junk food y u no healthy
junk food y u no healthy
Y U NO CST????
WHY U NO REPLY? I KNOW YOU SAW THE MESSAGE!
facebook friends y u no like my posts
bad luck brian  y u no have good luck
Leo y u no come home
Y U NO RESPOND!?
path to excellence y u no bronze status yet?
path to excellence y u no bronze status yet?
Hey SuNday Y U No Come Sooner For Falcons Game
y you no take that shit to the trash at 8.30pm?
razer y u no fix double click!?
Brazilian gamers y u no stay on your own server?
AH JIE Y U NO PUSH THE CLOTHES
ifunny
james y u no save!?
SISTER  Y U MAKE ME TAKe DAY OFF IF YOU NO SHOW?!?!?!?
A zhi y u no stay at home
Why you No Answer my skype messages
flo rida y u no blow ur own whistle uh!?
flo rida y u no ever wear any shirt?
Hasher y u no volunteer to hare?
Lesbians y u no attractive
when you hurt A KID AND THEY START CRYING: KID Y U NO STOP BEFORE I GET IN TROUBLE
larson y u no make real meme?
KALEIGH y u nO RESPOND TO ME?
Mother series creators. y u no make new game?!?
Barth Translators y u no translate latin?
Girlfriend Y U No watch 9gag with Me?
y u no study?!
FAQ Why U no read IT?
Y U no study?!
saale bhabhi hai teri wohh....!!!XD:P
Y u no park in your own spot
twiiter? y u no still here?
Mantai te'0 y u No snapchat your girlfriend
New myspace y u no too big profile images
ill men y u no get healthy instead of of whining
leh meee tickle yew butt
y u no clean period blood out of bathtub?
Malaysians y u no use signals?!
This&That Fans Y U NO LIKE & SHARE OUR POSTS?
FINAL FANTASY ALL THE BRAVEST Y u No Android
y u not trust me
Y U NO SPELL IT RIGHT?!
justin bieber y u no go through puberty
PEOPLE of america Y U NO listen to wartime recitals
Obama  Why YOu no Support private buisness
USA Y U NO PAY CHINA!
Justin bieber y u no sing good
Justin bieber y u no come out of the closet
Band Y u no turn in pRactice charts?
Session Planning Team Y u no come on time?
rain y u no stop
math  y u no solve yourself
KPOp INDUSTRY Y U NO MAKE GOOD NAMES
Hey dice why you no steam?
chandra
SRET Y U NO GIVE MORE MONEY FOR SYMPOSIUM
start skype call y u no talk
Y U NO On SKYPE?
MICROWAVE Y U NO BE QUIET
JUSTIN BIEBER  Y U NO STOP SINGING !!
Hungary Y U no prepare for snow?
MIDWESTMIKO he no.1 stud on chaturbate
y u no stop parsing html with regex?
my memes are funny y u no like them
Rebecca Y u no practice?!
hair y u no get clean
Rooop Why you no do homework?
Y U no gangnam style?? wtf!
Friends Y U NO add me on Facebook?
Y U NO Like my guitar?!
PARENTS Y U NO RICH
y u no like this page?
why do you not 'y u no'?
MATT RYAN Y U ONLY WIN ONE PLAYOFF GAME IN CAREER!?
fbfs
ABER Y U NO SNOW?!
pinterest users y u no use tumblr?!
Pete Carroll Y U CALL TIMEOUT?
Y U NO USE ME ANYMORE
Eten chiken but
EZ! Y u no Help Green Bay fans!
shanae y u no love me?
Grumpy cat Y U No be happy ?
ONE PIECE  y u no have new openings
BESTFRIEND Y U NO LOG ON FACEBOOK
I am cindybin2001  Y U NO READ A THING I WROTE?!?
Cleverbot y u no clever?
y u no ask me more questions
Y U no ask to help Before I almost done
Ruhrpottkickers y u no want to play football tomorrow?
you no invite friends?
edmodo
gw tuh marah sampe lupa gimana caranya ngeden!!??
dustin y u no shoot enemies?
Facebook friends y u no send me friend request/accept my request?!
emily... y u no watch dance moms with me ?!
y u no mind your own business? whyyy??
y u no  vote romney
meme generator- 'y u no log in?' me- 'y u no shut up?'
y u no let me play minecraft sam
sam y u no let me play minecraft
People y u no like Chutiyapa?
one direction y u no leave
mouse in house Y U No Go 'way??
pete shultz y u no make me laugh ??
Memes y u no know them??
tu anh y u no talk to me
JONNY  Y U NO BLAZING ON YOUR BIRTHDAY
Deerob Y U NO RELEASE DEEVOLUTION
sir raagas
Fap Fap fAp
JUSTIN UPTON Y U NO LIKE SEATTLE?
using internet explorer 7? y u no update?
Content y u no give me
January Y U no cold?!
January Y U no cold?!
LEONARDO DICAPRIO Y U NO GET OSCAR?
y u no ninja class this week?
Alcohol y u no refill urself
IMVU Y U NO WORK GOOD?!!
EDWARD Y U NO STOP SPARKLING
conor you stink of shit
school  y u no burn down
Oh you got car Y U No Flush? No Bueno!
Kids are like farts You can only stand yours!
i put so many jokes but y u no like or comment
brain BSOD by Saturday
Y U NO WORK
Sega Y U No Bring Back Cosmo
Sega Y U No Bring Back Cosmo
Y U  Kill My SU-101
Internet y u no let me open youtube?!
Wrzuciłem ten utw&#243;r 2 miesiące temu! Dlaczego go wtedy nie polubiłąś?!
why you no put file in right place?!?
Windows Y u have so many data types?
Adam Gontier Y U no stay with three days grace
Y u no ... Oh
louie y u no tell him yourself?
y u no  drop bombs like benji???
PES Y u no  good like fifa
You!! y u no  drop my phone?
european players y u no stop whining about event times?
Leonard hofstadter y u no marry penny?!?
Patterson y u no have doritos anymore?
Like this if u love ur grandma Ignore if you not
y u no use one layer?
facebook friends y u no start chat with me
black people y u no have black palms?
Video Games Y U NO MAKE SENSE?
Y u No come back soon
CVN Y U NO WORK IN THE MORNINGS???
Y U NO SEND BOOBIES
dammit xhamster y u so slow?
Daisy Buchanan y u no choose gatsby over tom?
y u no call for my birthday?
FACEBOOK Y U ASK ME STALKER QUESTIONS
y u no travel in february?
FACEBOOK'ers y u keep sending me game requests?
sleep  y u no come ..huhh
Random playlist y u no play music i like?!
Cyprus WHY NO HAVE FORMULA ONE EXIBITION ?
y no u give Tag Credits troll football is still giving
Stockmarket Y U no make bullish move
white boy... y u no play funky music?
Boo y u no answer Skype?
TACO CID Y U NO Try canadian food to catch illegals?
HuffPo y u no approve my comment?
kebab shop y u no have coleslaw??
hulu y u stop working every commercial break???
Y U NO CONNECT TO MINECRAFT SERVER!!!
F*** YOU WHY YOU LEAVE ME??
fans of the parliament of trolls y u no share this pic?
/PROc/self/environ y u no load
jet lag y u so cruel?
french society y u raise taxes
IonTorrent Y U no USE FLOWgramfixer?
Newry high vending machines y u so healthy?!
rolando y u no make more mix tapes?
Y u no like mylasthope?
chelsea  y u no use toilet?
TAKONY
Honey bobos mama Y u no have a neck
KFC Why U no mention gameday bucket until after game starts
y you pooped on my face!
GNDEC INTERNET WHY YOU NEVER WORK?
memegenerator y u no work
OSCAR Y U NO LET ME STICK IT IN
ilpol y u so complicated
holidays y u make me so broke
Shrine of 4 moons Y u no there!?
friends y u hit me?
Monday Y u no frIday
stupid youtube y u give me unrelated search results that i already watched?
RELIGION Y U NO MAKE SENCE!! !!  !!!!
AFROTC Y U NO START YET?!
Y u no get plastic surgery
y u no give us box when we buy demo
Y U KEEP PLAYING HORRIBLE MUSIC U MAKE EARS BLEED
PICS... WHY u no send?
i go to ur party but u don't go to my party
ladi please...... y u no stop seh 'oh yeah patrick'? im kirk remember?
M.C Hammer Y u no let me touch
TAMI Y U SO CUTE?!
icarly y u no stay longer?
Y U No Disc golf?
3DS Y U NO VIEW YOUTUBE
Now you are telling me martians with homopolymers can't be sequenced?! This is Bullshit!!
In-N-OUt BURGER Y U No hAVE BACON?
Constipation y u no poopoo?
Win rar Y u no expire?
y u care what people think?
That Happend When Kid Make Story Go To Hell ! Nastyburb
VISITORS Y U NO LEAVE A SHOUT?
Thesis Why U no end?
yo mamma jokes y u no funny
fusionfall y u no update
y u no straight?
y u no use CTRL-W?
YOU!! y u no like my meme!?!?
y u mess up my hair!!??
juvenile y u always want them to back that ass up
if u 'think about me whole time'  y u no screw me in da first place?
i wrote notes 'cuz i'm deaf. why y u no write back?!
WHY YOU no admit ralphies not yours
I'M a tough mudder
sony patents away to block used games okay who gave sony the crack that every other who was in the console bussiness did
Riley y u no answer me?!
DRAKE Y U NO TELL US WHAT THEY NOW?
ROOM Y U NO CLEAN URSELF?
Y U No techno
Y u no  Click arrow up for y u no guy
Community Y U NO PLAy Bad Co. 2
City Website y u no have bill pay!!
chris brown y u no like hot girlfriend
MR WADE
YOLO Y U NO UNDERSTAND THAT THE MOTTO IS HAKUNA MATATA?
VAVLE Y U NO MAKE ONE LIFE?
stuck  keysssssssssssss ooooon my keybooooooard y u no goooo toooooooo hellllllllllllllllll
MINCe Y U NO SPEAK SENSE IN VIDEO?
Yerroski & Capn!!! Y U NO POST ADMIN PIC
Y U not here dave?
perch&#232; sei cosi scema ? :P
internet  y u no faster
y u no enter text
E-Campus Why u not work???
What did I get for christmas? fat.  I got fat.
y U No buy your own Laptop
Big bear cafe y u no have skim milk?
Martynas  y u jelous of herr.sjokomelk
Y u no  invite me to filmkveld
Meme makers y u no stop asking 4 upvotes?
create a new character y u no work??!?
Tore y u nO leave Dacia?
Tommy boi y u copy me
Admin Y U No Create more memes? :(
y u no  sell me crack?
PLUTO HOUSe Y U NO 'LOSE' SPORTS DAY
MAGGot y u no listen to real tamil song??
Y U nO ERECTIN DISPENSER
Allah ke nap pe kuch de de!!
rhys y u no use doorstop from inside?
Y U no comment tangga itu buat orang kampung
ShotZ Clan  is best out there
i text u y u no text me back
KILLCAMS Y U NO SKIPPABLE
Y U NO ACCEPT that i love you more.
ROB  Y U SO GAY
people y u no wear seatbelt?
Bubble Shooter y u no give me the colors i need!!!
chinese people y u no open eyes
LaPTOP Y u no Charge ?
Girls y u no post bikini pics on facebook?
Skype y u no shut up when i tell you too
Y U NO REnew my nik-nak contract?
y u no drink Colombian coffee
then i was liek y u no have cheese
BIANCA Y U PUT ME ON FRIENDZONE?
Justin beiber y u no dead yet?
i ask for full validation y u no send it?
GABIGALE U SAID NO TIER 15
SHIT Y U NO STAY IN MY ASS
No front camera douche? y u no face back camera to you and use mirror?
asd asdas
doom49 y u no post video now!?
opossum y u no have first letter start with p
opossum y u no have first letter start with p
making a meme ay meme generator y u no how to make funny jokes
KANSAS CITY Y U NOT IN KANSAS?
Miranda Why u no online
Y U No check meme for spelling mistayke
Damned birds these days telling secrets to damned bus services well i guess transdev has some answering for *sits at bus stop* *sign reads 770:due 2 mins* *770 drives past as driver has no time to open doors because little bird tells him otherwise*
damned birds telling damned secrets to damned bus services these days (excuse my biggotish attitude but cmon
U Like Comment On My Status Y U NO LIKE MY ACTUAL STATUS
hey grade-5 courage y only me post photos
IXL y u no get hacked?
y  you  no  have  sex  girl  friend  look in the mirror
y you  no  marry me look  at  your   face
y u no know u butt?
michael jackson y u no come back from the dead
tosan y u no use brush wash tyre
Y U CREATE BLOG YETTEH?
brain y u no brave enough to get GF
Afk people
Holidays y u no extend
you noooooooooooooo
Traitor Y U NO TRAIT!
Steven hawking  y u no talk?
Sharon miller y u no make good thomas episodes?
DIE CAST MACHINE Y U NO LOCK UP??!!
y we no go to beach now
gajeel y u no find metalicana
old year y u no bring sex?
gun control peeps y u no fire your armed guards?
oregon ducks y u no beat stanford
english y u no simple
Y u no light up my world like nobody else
apple y u no use flash?
Cold y u no leave ruby alone?
Nem pOntozok mirt nem rtitek?
ImDark y u call them motherf
Y U no get warz? then get payday
COUSIN MATTHEW Y U NO WEAR SEAT BELT?
CHRISTMAS IN TEXAS Y U 80 DEGREES
LC OSCILLATOR Y U NO OSCILLATE
y u no leave toilet seat down?
Gabe Newell Y u no RELEASE half life 3
Flower Y u no grow fruit?
ANDY &#196;R DU VAKEN? S&#197;KLART INTE!
Mack y u no msg me?
Mack! y u no msg me?!?!
muscles y u no get big unless work out
MARVIN Y U SO POGI
Fluttershy and rainbow dash y u no confess you're in lesbians with each other!?
Retards Y U no ride tart cart
Nickelback Y u no have musical talent?????
8GAG Why you no add GOOGLE+1
Ricky Y U No Want to go to disneyland tomorrow?
Preston y u blow victoria up
those people with cars as their profile picture Y u no just transform
GUYS YUREADTHIS
Profa  Qka Dreqin i Beni testet pa na Treguar
Maria Y u no text me when I send 100 messages?
WORK Y U NO CALL FOR OVERTIME?
Chevy Y u no Make new belair?
Internet EXPLORER  Y U NO LOAD
exams  y u no be easy for us ??
pokecinema y u no upload
YES!!!!!
Ry YOU NO CALL!
walmart  y u no open all registers
Online girls y u a guy!?!
facebook
y u no answer my call
y u no happy with u r order
SARA Y U NO LEAVE US ALONE  -_-  ?
New York Cabbi Y u take me for a 'ride'?
siri y u no give me good answer to my question?!?!
Singers y u no sing better?!!
wwe y u no go tv 14?
LIFE Y U NO GOOD
Y U NO BRING MY FOOD ALREADY
dominos y u no make stuff crust already?
VANOMAS y u no play dota 2 good!?
youtube Y U No keep the old layout?
Persians Y U no keep spartan models?
OLJAH Y U SO AWESOME??
Brain y u no think of a good y u no meme
Sir ' i like big butts' y u no lie
Y U NO  FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM?
BUDGIT y u no do IPO?
Y U NO LIKE SCREECH I KNO U AH FAN
9gaggers Y U NO LIke my Memes
make a meme with meme generator and the results is ugly
FAMILY Y U NO SQUEEZE TOOTHPASTE FROM BOTTOM?
family y u no leave my medication alone
Y U no cry  bitches ???
s4npr...!!! what's plan tomorrow
Y U NO LAUGH AT MY Y U NO MEME!
friend y u no tell me i have a dirt on my face
Y U NO take ur vacation???
fabian y u no text back!?
Gulab jamun Y U NO GLUTEN FREE?
Alltel Y u no have iphone?
MY GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME 2012 Y U NO BE REAL APOCALYPSE?
Jeff the killer y u no come to bed with me?
29c3ctf y u no announce time in CET?!
Ayeisha y you no give oral sex
LUZYANN GUZMZAN Y U SO SEXY!
Attractive Girl Y U No Engineer?!
Y U NO GIVE ME +12 LANCE!! BB KA
chocobo y u no stay?
DayZ private server Y U No work
Ultra Music Festival Y U no Release lineup?
World Y U no end?
TTSTATS wHY YOU NO BOP?!?!?!?!??!
y u no go away
FACEBOOK y U no have BOOkFAces?!
Kaka-karrot-cake Y U NO SUPER SAND
STEPHANIE
I message u y u no message back
efrim elisabeta y u no accept my friend request?
delivery guy y u no deliver on time?
Spider-Man y u no amazing anymore?
Hee... y u no clean toilet
Stupid People of the World Y U No use the word literally correctly?
Santa y u no real?
burglars y u no knock
Aaron burgess Y u So awkward
Internet explorer y u no internet?
Hanukkah?!? Y U So hard to spell???
A girls on fb Y U ALWAYS SAD?!?! Y U NO BE HAPPY!??!?
Nostradamus y u no correct?
Tirp y u so deep?
i dont always play omgpop but when i do
youtube Y U NO STOP CHANGING
nicki minaj y u no sing in normal clothes?
Xcode Y U No remember my layout settings
Little sister y u no watch good shows?
y u no add freind?
abdullah! y u no come online!!!
Y U no read the whole article?
Manchester y u no have anything fun ??
i give u my # y u no text?!?
Everyone... Y U NO smrt????
Y U PEEPING
teachers  y u no give free time
hey inter fans... y u nO GO KILLA U SELF?
Christmas! y u no wonderful time of the year??
Chrissyyyy Y u no reply me?
mathara y u no do what u tell ?
powerschool y u no update
y U NO Y u no Learn how to spell 'Why you Don't'?
mom y u no read
N00BS ON COD Y U N00BTUB3?
Y U NO Speak normal
PHIL Y U NO LIFT
THE BATMANS Y U NO LIKE THEM?
VIETNAM Y U NO NUMBER 1 ANY MORE
Leaugue of legneds y u no make 10 v 10
SNOW Y U NO COME TO LONDON?
rahul dravid y u no return to test cricket
Girlfriend Y U NO call when you're coming over
school y u no start at 2:00 pm and finish at 2:05 pm
LINDA Y U NO OPEN ThIS LETtER
Y U no SUBSCRIBE
dogs y u no catch squirrels?
CAssidy y u no reply?
Stop misusing memes!
japan y u no give me travel money?
winter y u no cold outside!?
The Wanted Y U NO FOLLOW ME?
ubisoft y cant we fly in skyrim
JAMIE Y U NO RELEASE MEDULLA RHEES?
GUY ON THE FRONTPAGE OF THE Y U NO MEME Y U NO COME UP WITH OWN IDEA INSTEAD OF ADDING TODAY TO 'WORLD Y U NO END'
GUY ON THE FRONTPAGE OF THE Y U NO MEME Y U NO COME UP WITH OWN IDEA INSTEAD OF ADDING TODAY TO 'WORLD Y U NO END'
WHEN LIFE BECOMES TO HARD TO STAND... KNEEL...
Pacifier Y U NO AUTO-FIGHT???
WWE y u no end pg?
-Watches Nyan cat- 'le Nyan cat
dakota y u so smart
stores! y u no have what i want when i actually have moneys?!
Prisoners y u raep butts???
y U no like  mudkipz anymor?!
JAK MOŻNA NIE LUBIĆ URSYNOWA???
bUT MOM Y U NO LET ME HAVE CHEESE?
DEAR Followers: Y U No Mention me?
C'est les vacances PK TANT de devoirs??
iphone 5 y u Drain so Fast!?
y u no go f**k urself
Winamp y u no win amps?
9GAG Y U NO HAVE RANDOM PIC MODE?
McClellan Why u no finish off Lee's army
tito y u no start david villa
THE BOSS IS BACK Y U NO SINK ????
spider man y u no look like a spider ?!
ipod cable Y U always Outlast ipod
Anime Y u no Reallife
ASSASSINS CREED 3 Y U NO FOR MAC???
Lou Reed n' Metallica Y u no make less weird album?
Y U NO GET YOUR WOMAN A CHRISTMAS PRESENT?
Dang girl
Y U No KEEP SOX STREET LIGHTS
go home lee minhu you're drunk
large orange cat y u no a fox
wii u?? y u no he she i u dafuq??
When i see girls today y u no 18?!
PBKAC TS Y U NO HAVE FORUM WAR ROOM CHANNEL NO MORE?
Exam y u no write yourself?
Naruto Y U No Date Me?!
Y U NO FOLLOW @CUTEOFNIETNL
mourinho y u no let kaka play
hey barometric pressure y u no hold steady?
Y u no want me by your side Kad je sneg već odavno pao ?!
I am the producer  I am sOphie moore
the world end on 21. not on 12. y u no count right?
amazing coffee for gifts y we no order extra bag for ourselves?
[[ ]]  Y u no work for maimstaaa!!!!
new youtube y u no make youtube 2
video game designers y u no hunger games video game
Y U NO ADD GRRR~`
Sneeze! Y u no come when i want to sneeze!
nfc on windows phone 8 y u no let us toggle settings?
XCODE Y u no hav keyboard shortcut for git push
Wendy's lady y u no sober?
scavenger y u puff puff but no pass?
Reddit... Y U So Addicting?
Reddit... Y U So Addicting?
apocalypse Y U the day before break
single people on facebook y u no stop asking for 12 /12/12 cuffing buddies
Windows 8 Y U Look like windows 7?
MArryann y u no conjugate tener?
Highhopes! Why you no win?
PROFESSOR Y U NO STUDY GUIDE
Audience Y U NO have questions?
Fedex y u take 3 days to move package 15 miles?
Went on adult chat line looking for sex with men when i was 16 now want $5M
Y u no member ofauf It's amazing and cheap
MoM  Y u no make me dinner?
birthday child WHY U NO BRING ME CAKE?
Ms.Nishi Y u no give food
katniss  y u no pick gale
y u no use one chat window?
Recession!!!!! Y U Not getting over!!!
Nexus 4 y u no take my money
MIZTA G-BOY why you're a big senju case?
Person who designed me Y u no colour in space between my arms and give me even amount of fingers?
Naoko Takeuchi y u no bring back moonlight knight? He was useful!
CAR! Y U SO EXPENSIVE TO FEED?!
JuAn!? Y u so gay!!!!
Latex y u no align right
Skyward strike y u no charge faster?
Wristguards Y u no PRotect my wrists
Cod aircraft Y U no have fuel?
Cod aircraft y u no have fuel?
Hey CIA
Math Y U no go in my head
CITY COUNCILLORS Y U NO CONFIRM DATES ?
I DIED Y U NO PENTA?
ikea monkey y u no shop at leon's instead??
gnajda Y U No have Brain ?
Printer Why u no print in black&white when out of red??
amanda y  u  no reply me?
RG III Slide?
Y U No catch them all?
y u no  laugh at my jokes
u gave me gift card? y u no give me gift cash?
Brain y u no work when i study?
sex y i no get to have you??
NIFTians y u no stop working?
Why you no reply?
Tank and dps Y U NO CLICK ON THE LIGHTWELL?
you tell me to talk it out
xbox y u get red ring of death 2 days before skyrim comes out
Pack-ee-oww y u no move ur face when u c marquez fist?
Assignemnts y u no get yourselves done
Anusha Y u no give pizza
Y U No Like Rod?
INternet y u no cite sources!?
Becky y u no read your accounting book??
Blue Bell Y U No Have blue bells for sale
Mitch u no  only live once we want you back
Poo corn y u no flush wit shit
Y u no Smoke pot?!?!
People  y u post memes that nobody gets
Raiders Y u no win
APPLICATion essays y u no let me sleep peacefully?
PEOPLE? WHY YOU NO STOP POKING?
DARSHNA!!! Y U NO SURRENDER POKE WAR!!
kids y u no make good memes?
@Gaming Facts Y u no answer facetime
CHRISTMAS LIGHTS Y U NO BLINK NOW
youtube y u no make good changes to your website?
FANS OF THIS PAGE Y U NO LIKE OUR POSTS?
Remotes y u no have gps
Te nem tudod hogy hol van lpcsőalja????
United Nations y u no leave the internet alone
bachelor frog y u no stop fapping all the time?
snow slenderman   will kill you
america y u no legalize pot already?
Y U No start?!?!
beau brooks y u no follow me
Mathias Y u no take test
You DO Interesting things Y U NO VIDEO THEM!?
youtube community y u no listen to my antics drive you nuts
Urban dictionary Y u NO define
Gran y u no open present?
iNTernet y u no let me sleep
gemma y u no meet me in the toilet?
Dale y u no wear black hat again?
lisa y u no tell us if u smile?
Friday Y U No go by faster!?
Alto y u no let me in?
DAVID Y U NO LISTEN!?
raptors... y u no use basketball players???
NUTELLA Y U NO LAST FOREVER?
youtube y u no stop changing layout
Zetsuen Y U NO TALK LESS?
BRIANNA Y U NO BRING CAKE!!???!!!
akul y u no submit all projects on time
Anne nortCliFfe Why you no stop emailing!?
all people y u no call euro for euro instead of damn &#248;jro
Supuuu!! y u no tell me u go india?
MOD MOTUR!!! Y U NO WAN BE FAST!?!
Liberals  Y you no hate unconstitutional war no more?
9gag y u no funny?
Facebook deletes hundreds of profiles overnight Strategically prevents me from deactivating or deleting my profile permanently
eva y u no respond
HOT GIRL Y U NO MAKE DUCK FACE?!
Jelena you and William make a good couple Y you no Understand
JERRY Y U NO LIKE FACEBOOK PHOTO CONTESTS?
y u no make dedicated server???
NY Giants y u only play good at end of year?
fredrik tafsar  p&#229; poikar
software debugging... y u no work??!!!
club reserve study y u have so many line items??
The awkward moment when there is no water in #mrsm tumpat
Wenzel
doesn't allow webmails uses them all the time
Y U NO EARTH YOURSELF BEFORE TOUCHING RAM
VOICE RECOGNITION SOFTWARE Y U NO DETECT ASIAN ACCENT
Compulsions! y u no go away?!
toplane! Y U No warding?!
Jake y u so gay ?
Revit!! y u no work for me?!
Doctoral Student Y U No Sit here working on dissertation?
one direction y u no light up my world?
Mitt romney  y u no like big bird?
Why?!??? why jerry
troll y u no in dungeon?
Y U KIDS THINK YOUR SMART?
GIRL Y U No Open 'Add Friend' Option
California Y U so expensive?!
Y u nevr at desk when I need u
NORTH SUPPORT Y U NO DO ANYTHING RIGHT EVER?!?!
YOU NO  PLAY MY LITTLE GAME !
Sean Ritter Y u no love people
Steam... Y U SUSPEND my download?!!
Joseph Why u no respond!?
Baruch Y U No Fix the Escalators?!
y u no u know why
u no celebrate da christmas?! y u no like-a da baby jebus??
LAST.FM Y U NO PLAY BAND I SEARCHED?
y u no UNDERSTAND MEANING OF OVERALL
Literature Y u no Epic
y u no puibs spongebob shiteypants
Kristen stewart y u no smile?
GARY! Y U NO SOBER?
y u no stop liking your own comments
Y U NO Have tactical reinforcement?
Why no  You?!
cant sleep at night (thinks about sheep) why u no working?
why y u no longer than 3 chars?!
CHANDLER Y U SO DEPRESSING!?
iar ai luat bataie cristi' la fifa? sa-ti fie rusine!! ma asteptam la mai mult!!
Maam iniego y u no change clothes?
Why u people not feature me? ... please
SNOW Y U MAKE IT LAGGY
WALKERs Y U NO EAT EACH OTHER?!?!?!
project partner y u no focus
y u no shut up?
Writing code on paper it just doesn't compute
DAVE HART Y U No HIRE GRUDEN?
Printer y u no print? ever?
JOHN TERRY Y U NO F*CK OFF FOR GOOD?
GUYS !!! Y U NO PUT YOUR SHOES HERE ??
work y u no pay me more
y u no down with ebonics?
Git Y U NO FAST-forward?
Friend repost Why you no like mine? but repost same picture?
Obama Y u no give me free phone
Y U NO MAKE BANANA YOGHURT IN ADULT SIZE?
DOG. Y U NO PEE OUTSIDE?
jason shore y u no lose at jeopardy?
lora y u no shut up?
showtime and hbo y u no stop gay shit on every show
Y U NO Give RJ Car?!?
Hatsune miku y u no green
all our friends y they no pay movers??
Y U no Accept my request
Y U NO CREATIVE
assassin's creed 3 y u make bad guy more fun than good guy?
Forgot to Unzip Kit bag y u no dry yet?
Dos Equis guy Y u no hav bud light?
BOYFRIEND Y U NO EXIST
My hemorrhoids they burn
JAK MOŻNA NIE LUBIĆ ŚWIĄT ?
Y U No Answer ur texts
MANTRI MALL Y U NO OPEN AT 7:30aM?
Ask a guy 4 money y u no givin' it
RELIGIOn Y U NO MAKE SENSe?
HISTORY CHANNEL Y U NO MAKE GOOD DOCUMENTARY ANYMORE?
Y U NO SEND ME MAIL
y u no buy turkish rug at all-time-low discount prices?
Facebook why [[midfing]] only work in chat
dear austrians Y U No Hear schrammel-music???
DUMB PEOPLE Y U NO UNDERSTAND nothing'S GONNA HAPPEN !
JING YI Y U NO LIKE PEANUT BUTTER?!
pay y u no rise!?!??!
gta 5 u let me wait so long
CHERUB Y U NO BRING OUT MOVIE
Yanni QUACH WHY ARE YOU SO GAY
SMOKEY THE BEAR Y U NO PREVENT WILDFIRES?
WOlfman why you so bad at countdowns
U WALK INTO A BAR Y U NO SAY OW!?
Britney spears Y u no have a meltdown again?!?
PEt society y u no load faster?
Zombies Y U no die?
skyrim autosave y u no work better
Metallica y u no play in the us?!
VOLDEMORT y u no have nose
I follow u y u no follow me bak!?
TWEETER Y U NO FOLLOW @YUNOMEMES
Calculator why y u no calcu-now
Y U No MAKE NORMAL REST API?!
Youtubers Why you no hit subscribe
FACEBOOK FRIENDS WHY YOU POST DEPRESSED STATUS TO THE WHOLE WORLD?
#T-ARA Why you no comeback?!
samsung kies data backup y u no work well & finish faster? i wanna sleep now!
headbangers online y u no sell motorhead tshirts?
THAILAND Y U NO HAVE GAMEstop like a bus stop
brain y u no having any ideas
u not so pro im so pro
iPad 2 Y u no have better screen resolution
Jon  Y U no continue meme convo
Fellow students y u no vote for vincent han?
Why YOU SO GOOD  AT MAKING BELLY DANCE coSTUMEs
POLYTECHNIC WHY YOU NO HOLIDAY SAME AS OTHERS?
WE FLUSHED THE CRACK DOWN THE TOILET... BUT...AT...WHAT...COST?!?!
Y U NO BUY ME HOT APPLE PIES  FROM MCDONALD'S?
Supports y u no buy wards?
fifa 13 y u no work
i said i wanted a pair a booties not boobies
Santa Baby Y u no Hurry Down The Chimney
y u no eat shit
DAncing ratchet hoe Y U no grind on me?!
AiR JORDANS WHY YOU COST SOO MUCH?!
Dawn y u no like dreads no more
YOU ONLY NO LIFE ONCE? YONLO?
facebook  y u no work
ocean pak y u no accept my friend request
Yahoo Answers! Y u no give me help?!
Why the hell is Memegenerator broken?
Jenny y u poke so fast?
Referat Y U No writting?
Why u blame lagg for loosing a game when u are truly useless
AIESEC Barquisimeto y u no open su in these places
yyyy?! Y u no speak english???
Justin Bieber Y U NO admit u a fag
Y U NO calas a puta da boca?
i went to disney channel without parents permission
Y U NO ADD mY Name in list of participant?
y u no make good meme?
Duende I Txt u y u no txtbak punk
Larry! Y U NO ANSWER!
collin Klein Y U NO JESUS?
Chipotle y u no deliver!
rain  y u no post pics???
WAFFLE HOUSE Y U NO GIVE DRINK REFILLS?!
SOPHIE Y U SHO CUTE?!
Courtney u y smell so bad
DEFTONES WHY YOU NO MAKE BAD ALBUM YET ?!
black ops 2 y u no give nuketown zombies free
EXAM WHY YOU NO DISAPPEAR?
homework y u no kill me?!
Knock Knock do you have candy? yes. come in!!! come in!!!
Black OPS 2 Why u no let me aimbot
BRING IN STRIPPERS
krem snickers y  u  no   back ?!
met a girl y u no say hi to me
Pee y u wake me out of my sleep
A'therys y u no have more mobs
Y U NO STOP SENDING GAME REQUESTS
Why you make me think so hard you give me headaches
math y u no solve your own problems?!
FOR ONCE CAN YOU USE  PROPER SPELLING?
Obama y u break america?
DEAR BOYS Y U NO TALLER THAN DEVLEENA?!
nutsack y u itch in public?!
Gabriel y u no think the world's gonna end?!!
Y U NO PUT ♥'s on my wall
Car behind me Why you no turn off brights?
Ivan y u no come through
Comp Students Y u no cite sources?
cat y u no love me?!
You already have a tom tom why u so stupid?
y u always hit me you have no reason to
egg y u no make the logo bigger Like I ask?
FB chains ? y u no think?
White castle y u no love me?!
QUICKEN 2013 Y U NO SUPPORT SIMPLE INTEREST LOANS?
webmaster y u no create longtail keyword real estate outside your site?
ANONYMOUS Y U NO HACK ACTIVISION
Dawn y u no use better memes!?
HEY YOU Y U No LIKE ELECTROCITY?
INDIE SPEED RUN I'm GETTING too old for this stuff
The entire police force of the world y u no good at shooting if its ur job!!!!!!
hey snow y u no come back never
Ames y u no be my friend
idiot who asked about el shaarawy... y u no realize there is no better club than a.c.milan ?!
nexus 4 y u no leave maumee?
BOSS Y U NO HAVE YOUR BABY OUT YET?
free stuff y u no like fan page!!!
WHY DIDN'T I GO TO CAMP GREEN LAKE?!
Teller y u no talk?
Facebook y u no have dislike button?
9GAG Y U NO REMEMBER MY PASSWORD
Mr. Barash  Y U NO TEACH US ABOUT D-DAY?
Damian  y u no learn hyper beam
Going 3 healers y u no heal?!!!
Marmite w y no made?
payloads y u no work??
Y u No Like our facebook page
street fighter noob y u no block?
Why YOU HATE? Donate pennies to free the children
I hate people  who always bc!
Sonny88p Y u ask so many questions!
Y U NO PUT DOWN THE TOILET SEAT
y u so cute!?! i love you so much! x
mom y u no knock when i wank
y u say happy holidays? u no say merry christams!
women y u not in kitchen
seti y u no find life
i just met u y u no call me maybe?
companies y u non take care of our datas?
Mom left ? y u no smoke it !
Why you not here
Y U NO  EAT YOUR SPRUITJES
Y U NO JOIN OR DIE?
EZEEGAMING Y U NO LOVE ME
Girls y u no have both pretty face and good personality?
me y u no make witty memes?
rebecca black y u no pick a seat
green pigs y u no give back eggs
Rachel y u no halp me sleep?!
Satan! Y u no stop gangguin kami?
dog y u no stop humping my leg little boy y u no like it
Girls who flirt/stalk me y u not legal
y u clean machine  when i want a shake
Y u no use a blinker?
wall Y U NO PUNCH BACK!
wall y u no hit back !!!!!!!!!?
dog y u no stop huping my leg
AMC
home made popcorn
Totally stubby areas Why u not so stubby?!
por que todos los weones q graban ovnis y weas paranormales tienen pesimas camaras y pulso como el orto
Google y u no sell nexus 4
Y u no smile in your movember picture?
Fetlife feed y u no stay up
Y U NO GIVE ANSWER
Drivers Y u no signal?!
ETHAN Y U NO SUBIR AL TREN
Tom Daley
pistachios y u no fill me up?
Y U No  Give HINTS
miley cyris y u no act like woman
Kyle Y U NO STFU
Y U NO SEND A PULL REQUEST
Facebook Y U NO HONOR BERNER CONVENTION?
BROTHER  Y U NO LET ME PLAY?
apple jacks y u no taste like apples?!
Tongue  y u no stop making me  Embarrassment
fabrizio y u turn on tv and then look at pc
what do you mean we ran out  of crack
Roomie y u no home?
DATAHIIRI se suonikas
Y U not give me 'Touch Fluffy Tail' option?
FERNANDO alonso   y u no leave 2nd or 3rd position
MR. SHTRAKHMAN!!! Y U NO COLLECT HOMEWORK WHEN ITS DUE???
pkom guys!! y u no study for fop and pdt
Mr Vince y u give us so much homework?
Bryan La Pierre Y U No At 145 Lbs!?
Epi. project! Why you never end!?
BRO Y U NO TURN OFF UR ALARM?!?!?!
That ASS!!
Thais Y u  drink WITHOUT me !!!!!
STUDENT Y U NO FOLLOW INSTRUCTIONS?
baozoumanhua Y U NO MAKE ENGLISH RAGE COMICS?
Rachel y u no see me ?
WOmen Y U sing like little girls ?
Monday y u no taking vacation 4ever?
ScionS OF FatE Y u no surrender?!?!
APPLE Why you no put delback button?
B_MUNRO Y U NO LIKE BALKANISED USA?!
redwan
Wiiu y u no use gddr5?
Y U NO USE SCREENSHOT?!
Y U NO CONTINUE THREAD
y u no shut up when you no know lyrics of song
detective conan y u no end??!
Homework Y u no kill me?
Neck Y u NO Like my Dancing Style
Craig Y u no tell me about work?
Rainy y u so sexy?!
Y U No move when at rest
God Y U NO GIMME BLACK OPS II
nintendo y u no lower wii u price?!
so ur telling me am a nigg ?
fat ass freind y u no give me sweets
ryan y u no speak english???
DANNy-O Y U NO here for gaming
Because flash accidentally pull
Chesser y u steal our friends?!
Bridgestone y u no give promo to costco members?
Billy Joel Y u no start the fire?
Y u no  Facetime
Not running? Y u not running it's gud 4 u
JAK MOŻNA BAĆ SIĘ CREEPEROW W MINECRAFT
twitterverse y u no vote castle
OGX walon !!! Y U NO DO Exchange ???
Eliza Beth Y U No Gonna Give It Up
Why you no let me  WIN ALL THE TIME Alix?!
Why you no Kill that b*tch?
OLL  Y U NO INVITE ?!
Y U No Score?
Friends Y cant we go to mall together?
alarm  y u no let me sleep
GTA!!!!! kenapa lu bisa ngendarain semua kendaraan!!
xbox controller y u no connect
AMAZON.CoM Y U NO HAVE GOOD BLACK FRIDAY DEALS?
y u no like elbow??
eleftheria y u no say u r modelo
ADSL Storing? y u no reboot modem?!
DEAR CRUSH Y U NO LIKE ME
WALF Y U No Log in to what.cd?
DOORBUSTERS Y U NO HAVE ANYTHING AFTER 9PM
chicks I WENT TO           CHRISTIAN SCHOOL WITH Y U NO READ BIBLE?
Tom hiddleston y u so perfect?
Y U NO REPAIR UR CAR
Y U PRETEND TO BE A MODEL WE ALL KNOW U LIE
Tom  Y u so mad about the past
lysol y u no kill other 0.1% of germs
y u no  fire  bettman
Me Spectating LOL low elo game DA FUUUUQ..HOW...COULD ..YOU!
Lanie y u no change underwear
Oduware Y U NO LOVE ME?
MCPVP!! Why u no win credits
Y U No post on my wall ?
sup brah y u no sup me back?
PWI
toys r us y u no let workers have thanksgiving
Y U Pretend When you knw everything!
Y U No Fill out the whole paper?
2... y u no really that funny?!
aliens y u no take me to leader?!
strongbad y u no type without boxing gloves?!
dragons y u no gigantic?!
mojang y u no add name changer
Barioth y u no stop trying to fly through wall
CAN LEEANN JUST SHUT UP
ash y u no stop crushing gary's dreams
carms! y u no work?
R888 y u no grip?
12 year olds y u no spell properly
Planetside 2 y u no have in-game tutorial?!
i luv u... ...y u no luv me bak?
fox y u no do barrel roll
BEN Y U NO SPEND OVER &#163;250 ON A PC
Nexus 4 Y U NOT IN STOCK
vittu saatana perkele!!!!
Y u NO  Selected me!?
Wady Y u so Gay ?
Chris brown y u so sexy?
people who add me on fb y u no talk to me?
ODUWARE Y U NO LOVE ME?
Y U NO Come and visit us at stand no.7-S190?
online pop ups y u no give free iphone
aasif mandvi Y U No funny in margin call?
Toilet paper why u break on me
Star Plus y u no tell us clearly?
y u hav download as rar file?
i text u y u no text back?!?!?!
Y U NO THINK of something original to put on this meme?!?!?!?
amine y u no score goals
Sony why u no bring crash bandicoot back?!?
Apple Y u copy android notification bar
mrs.bieber y u no use condom
Bad voters y u no like my posts???
rpg2... y u no masturbate now like everybody else ?!
twinkies Y U GOING BANKRUPT
Dim Y U NO SPELL CORRECTL
why u ask of bana in Fa?
slower traffic y u no keep right
customer y u no read signs
Y u No Log Ur time
gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrr y u no blow up
gggggggrrrrrrrrrrrrr y u no blow up
Mitt Y u no study  at mit?
danny y u no confirm our friendship on facebook?
GMAIL y u no bring me to my inbox when i login?
Meme generator y u no have search bar?
VIDEO GAMES Y u no let Me study??!!?
Pooper y u no courtesy flush?
kris auker y u no bring cd?
Mallory Y U Always Screenshot my snaps
Y U NO RESPECT OUR FLAG MIchelle
y u message back after i log off facebook?!?
Jim Parsons y u no straight
Dear strippers Y u nevEr even Pretty!?
halo 4 y u show me death cam and he no shoot me!
y u no post anything else but cats
ALL GAMER 12 YEAR OLDS Y U NO SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO REAL GAMERS
Neighbours y U no give me wifi password
Jarred y U no lose weight
League of legends players Y U NO STOP PLAYING LIKE SHIT
y u no recycle?
Kitchen designer y u no put more space between sink and oven??
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Watching a friend play cod doesn't reload before entering a room
battle scars y u no fade?
Forrest GUMP y u no keep running?!?
Why u post something you don't want us to read?
Football Y u no use fEet?
Y u no go to church today
Skyrim Npc's y u no close the doors
minecraft y u no avoid double negatives?!
Y U NO POST YOUR PRESENTATION?
linkfan2121 y u no know 'bastard' was a bad word?!
internet explorer y u no work
EA Y U nO ANSWER?
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OHHH! Stop slamming doors or ill break ur face!
Y U NO  BE ALONE
Supplements y u no so cheap?
Sophie Ai Y U No Call Me back?!
israel & palestine y u no cese fire
school
JAKE Y U NO KISS SHERRY?
Y U NO BANG MANGS?
mitt Y U no choose sarah palin as running mate?
ASUNA Y U  NO WAKE UP ALLREADY?
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Justin Bieber Y U no hit puberty?
You have twitter y u no tweet?!
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DOUCHEBAGS Y U NO DDOS JUSTIN BIEBER HOMEPAGE INSTEAd Of mojang?
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zu y u no have enough parking!
JIZMN AN SLNE MATCHET y u no reply?
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bROS Y U NO SPREAD FROGGY 2012?
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y rihanna so stupid diamonds dont shine they reflect
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SO DON'T THINK ABOUT IT BLAKE
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Y U NO.... MEME!
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ash ketchum perch&#232; non batti mai il campione della lega?
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SpidER! Why you no listen!?!
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HILL Y U NO BURN?!
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Tj Y U keep winning
lysol y u no kill other 0.1% of germs
MEATLOAF Y U NO DO THAT FOR LOVE?
Lana Lima Santi Y U NO SWITCH BACK YOUR PROFILE PIC
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vAlve Y u no count to three!!!?
kaladi brothers coffee y u no in nashville?!
Dean y U No have hair?
giant golden deep thought computer y u no tell me the real meaning of life?
Arthur Y U No In TS?
hot girl y u no call me maybe?
justin bieber's dad y u no use condom?
Dear Lo Y U No MIkirin gue kayak gue mikirin lo
Sham wow y u no chill?
SOUTH PARK Y U NO MAKE FUN OF BRONIES?
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Jadzia! Y U TRY TO CREEP ME OUT?
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Walter y u no respond to my email
justin bieber y u no die?
Y U No set your picks
iOS 6  why no google maps?
memegenerator.net y u no let me delete bad memes i made?!
WHY YOU NO EAT CHEESEBUrGER
AT&T Y U No sell Surface?
chinese folk... y u no speak like this more often ?!
Y U No play zomg with me?!
Kovas y u no hair-cut?
Y no one tell me Cabela's sells explosive rounds
people making memes on memegenerator y u no make memes that reference things the general public gets?
guys y u no wear less axe?
memegenerator.net y u no take down 'retard girl' character?!
Dora y u no buy a gps!
Crytek y u no give us timesplitters 4?
7-11 Y U NO WATCH SHOP-LIFTERS?
MEATLOAF! Y U NO DO THAT??
Everybody ever y u no be as cool as parker's parents?
i might be guilty Y U NO let me talk?!
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Y U NO LIKE MY FRIENDS MEME
JMU Student y u no read 'you caught it here?!!'
y u no write a meme without 'y u no'?
Y U make a joke on the mother in law?
crush Y u no understand my feelings 4 u?!?!
BED HEAD Y U NO LIKE ME?!?!
CHROME Y U NO RESTORE TABS?
Satan y u no take my soul
LARA REILLY Y U NO TIME?
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Google y u no ship me my nexus 4?
League of legends why you pick evelynn
Bubu y u no kiss me??
THEJETTROOPER55 y u no understand desura?
POUFIasse
emerl y u no stop copying me?
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Australia Y U NO HAVE TACO BELL?!
Egyda kodel neikerti kad man px
Y U NO accept my git pull?
y u no on vidyo?!?
USMAN Y U NO CARE ABOUT LATIN?
James Bond y u no die??
bono y u no find what you're looking for?
CARL! Y U NO STAY IN PRISON??
y u no  have mustache like me
MISS ARENI WHY YOU JA33re alot
Headphones!! y u no break except on exam week?!?
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Phillip Y U NO get ANgelique a kitty?!?!?!
Girls with handbags y u no walk faster!
Y U No Use meme generator?
HUSBAND Y U NO SCRATCH MY BACK
internet y u no tell truth
YouTube Y U No Start Video at 480p?!?
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Madison Y U No TalK to me
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cheryl toh jing en y u no stop making me love you that much
RUAN I NO SAY LOL Y U NO CHAT?!
Black Ops 2 Y U NO GIVE ME HEADSHOT?
Overnights y u no express
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retarded little kid y u so umad when i say u dumass
COLLEGE Y U NO LIKE AMERICAN PIE ?
GUYS Y U NO INVITE ME?
MS Word Y u Say my math has bad grammar?
mr sandman why you no bring dream?
pessimists y u no?
jak można mieć dobry słuch i na niczym nie grać?!
Y U no Use Strong Verbs
Y U NO GO TO SLEEP?!
memegenerator why my meme not on page?!
MOUSTACHE y u no grow
other players y u no come celebrate with me
Mr sandman why you no bring asha dream?
IQriren Y u no Read?
Y u NO Write articles like redmondpie
LoL Season 3 y u no start?
ENGG2020A y u haz qm
kirito-kun y u haz so many girls?
ABSA Y U NO MAKE Banking app??
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Diwali holidays y u no come daily ?
GOOGLE Y U NO POST NEXUS 4 RELEASE TIME
Mum
makwe y u no come to me?
Tumblr Y u no like me? i like *you*
Starcraft Y U NO BUY?
Oxfords Y U NO BUY!?
Exam results Y U NO OUT YET?
Rosaline Y U no stay
Jones y u no send the schedules
movember Y u no grow a moustache
lexus is250?
Marching Band Season y u no last longer?
Tourists! Y U visit other countries? Rwanda is the best!
nedai! why you no shit?
Damn Freshman Y U NO FLUSH TOILET?!?!?!
nina  y u no relax?
Chemistry textbook why you no help me solve your own problems!!!
arrangers y u no make bass clarinet part on stands tunes?!
treyarch y u no use punkbuster?
Violet Huang Why you no use proper grammar???
ESHA shantelle Y U NO ONLINE!?
James bond how you still alive?
Why U No GiVE ME THE LINK FOR cod bO2 CRACK
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slow poke y u so fast
JUSTIN BIEBER Y U NO DIE!?
NEC Y U NO PLAY MEME BATTLE
tracy y u no facebook me when i facebook u
Diana Y U No Haffa Ruben?
Diana Y U No Haffa Ruben?
Robrecht y u no give good clues?
Celtic y u no beat st johnstone?
crush y u no talk to me
b.tech y u no come to an end
Illinois! Why you only have 2 season???
Self Service Y u no work
Y U NO GIVE US DMOD RESULTS ?!
Cod y u no be good like cod4 ;(
facebook y u no like just joking
MR Ham we is late... *gives long lecture* y u no start p.e lesson
JOSHUA! Y U NO GET BF3??
finishes meme and click 'generate' Y U NO SELECT LANGUAGE?
Diwali holidays y u no come daily ?
People Y U No Leave Room
youtube y u no load
Nick Y U No PUT PROPMOD ON MYRM!
Helen keller y u no speak
STOMACH Y U NO BECOME ELASTIC?!?!
XP BAR Y U NO DING AT 100%!?
TIRES  Y U NO UNBREAKABLE
Pandora y u say explicit in the song name but still block swear words
Y U NO LIKE MIKE D FRANKIE?
yo dawg y u no put oven in oven
james bond  y u no die?
Money y u no grow on trees
Karl Rove Y U No Understand that Ohio went to Obam?
y no viping all the time
Y U No make good jokes
Memegenerator y u no default to english?
LEbron  Y u have no rings
Facebook y u no stop changing?!?
justin y u no cancer
o-bomb-a y u no stop killing?
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Mr. Vavrek! WHY YOU GIVE SQ3R?
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Robot Y u no drive straight?
Y U no cancel you slot?
Kelia's dad Y U NO give kelia phone
Y U NO LIKE ONE PIECE MORE?!
man united  y u no buy midfielder?!?
japan y u no be normal?!
ROTMG Y U NO WORK
crush
BLAST 106 Y U NO WORK IN LURGAN IF U BASED IN MOIRA???
Cat  y you no leave my finger along
scrabble y u no use urban dictionary?
Steve  Y u so blocky
A profile picture y U doNT HAVE ONE
boys why you no pee in toilet bowl
WILLY Y U NO FINISH PEE WHEN I PUT AWAY
hassan y u so stupid?
Jared y u no fix website?
rebecca black y u no choose trunk?
PERFORCE Y U NO ALLOW CLEAN HISTORY?
Cat Y U puke on me
SOUP Y U No cool off faster?
SOUP Y U NO COOL OFF FASTER?
Musani y u no STOP BEING STUPID!
y u no put in  in english
FLU Y U NO FIND SOMEONE ELSE
PHOTOPEOPLES Y U NO BE MORE INTERESTING?
Y U Don't Teach with this?
Ruud  Y U SO RUDE
Summit Y U NO FIND CHECK
james y u no call that seat
Know the problem? Y U No solved it!!
hurricane sandy y u no clean my room
professors y u no break into song like glee
activision y u no let crash bandicoot be in playstation all stars!
emily y u no talk to your brother
y u no follow @FunnyMemesADay
y U NO HAVE FOOD GAS STATION
'FLAMING CARROT' MEME... Y U NO SHOW UP IN MY LIFE SOONER?!?
Knight Y U No smart?
Lady gaga Y u no dress like NoRmal peRson
HEY CYCLIST!!! Y U NO CYCLE IN CYCLE PATH!!!??
Y U HOT GIRL NO UNDERSTAND ME?!
Code Academy Y U NO WORK
ipad y u no let me share meme! grace and lani are waiting!
Tomorrow why you come too soon?
ah beng y u no study for tmr test
friends y u call me while in class
U SMART Y U NO KNOW
MR.FALLON WHY YOU NO SHAVE UNIBROW
bald eagles y u no lend me your hair tonic?
Dear U.S. Navy y u no take uglies only?!
teacher y u no pass us?
bsm teachers why u no allow memes
America
nicedmg we are pro !
callum elson yuso gay?
blackman y u no  share chicken?
little susie y u no arms?
RED SHELL Y u NO HIT THE PEOPLE IN FRONT
rED SHELL Y U CRACK ON NOTHING
WM Y U NO RELEASE  JINYOUNG TEASER AT 12PM
PCG Y U NO MARRY?
omg ur on crack? y u no smoke pot instead?
u ClICK Y U NO BUY???
QUIZAZZ/QUOTEV Y U NO LET US CHANGE OUR URLS?
9gag y u no use me anymore?
Y U NO PLAY D3??
FRIENDS Y U NO GET OFF FACEBOOK?
MEMe generator Y U NO WORK?
royal mail y u no give me halo 4?
Hamoodi Y u no get clean sheet?
Oub Why u no make me Warden
friend that i hate  y u no call when you come to my house ?!
OSAMA y u no feel how ur slap hurts us
Rich friend WHY YOU NO GIVE ME MONEY?
Ari y u no show boobs?
Y U No give me a loan
Codeforces y u no publish the editorial
Y U NO LIKE NEW profile picture
Protein shake y u no taste good?
Romney y u no answer questions
Sarafina y u no stop poking me
Kristoffer Y u No tell me about Golfexpo
OMG CONFESSIONS ADMIN Y U NO ADD ME???
Finds awesome song HEADPHONES Y U NO LOUDER!?
U got nice Convertible But
pls man like this page and share it..! y u no like this page...!!
Roommate y u no wait?  now u scarred for life.
jessica y u no stop complaining and shut up?
NEIL Y U SO FUNNY!?
ESSAY Y U NO WRITE YOURSELF
iPhone Users! Y U NO KNOW HOW TO GIVE YOUR GPS COORDINATES!?
Windows Y u no find solution to problem?
BECKY AND GENESIS Y U NO LET ME DO PORTFOLIO
teachers y u no stop being lonely?
EPK RUSHERS Y U NO USE LOGIC?
Green Y U nO Learn offensive Combat?
melissa y u so sexy?
SEME'S Y U NO MATCH.............
web browser y u no keep google as search engine?
The shitty moment when you're whiping your ass... ...and the toilet paper rips
one direction y u no love me
Ted y u no wear a suit?
Probie y u no chubby anymore
'Left wing' journos y u no in cuba to report on sandy recovery efforts
Y U No Like Dempsey!?
Wenger y u no get rid of ramsey
raIN Y U COME WRONG TIME ?
When nathan gale murdered dimebag... y they no eat him?
Y U no Use less paper towels?
Fast food why u no make me fast?
Brain y u no let me sleep
Girls... Y u no make sEnse!?!?
Y U NO TEXT BACKKKK?! U CANNOT B SO BUSY!
minecraft pe why u no release update yet?
PSe&g Y u No give me power yet?
IPAD Y U NO LET ME READ
CCP Y U No Have better hardware?
nARRE Y U NO ON TINYCHAT
NARRE Y U NO ON TINYCHAT?!
Matty baseball y u no be good at baseball
college girls y u want so much attention?
Neil young y u no young?
ivan y u no shave?
Mcdonalds y u no hand food out correctly
spotify why y no have less adverts
y u no even lift?
Grades y u no smoke and go high
Y U No accept my hilarity
girlfriend y u no have any classes with me
5 inch pepe why don't you take it like a  normal size lolipop?
arsenal y u no buy better DEFENSE?!
Y U NO STOP TALKING TO BALLS
america y u like romney!
lepel why your name too sexy
Y U No Like My Facebook Photo
LEOn y u so sexy!
meme generator y u no have american flag for language?
Y U NO KEEP DCHS????
carvalhini  y u no grow?
Peter... y u no make memes ?!
Why cowboy junior and smash maho?
Directv Why U no have pac-12 network?
watched pot y u no boil
ANTHONY! Y U SO GAY?!?
joseph ducreux y u no speak french?
amanda todd y u no die first time
Gwen Stefani y u no age?
14 years old y u no look like 14 years old?
Carina b&#225;rtolo y u no cut the moustache
NOTPRON WHY YOU HATE ME
WHEN U FART  Y U NO STINK?
Biden Y u no stop laughing?
I dont always hate people but when i do its ryan
HURRICEN SANDY Y U NO GIVE ME BACK MY ELECTRICITY
iris y she no sing good
LoL
You Had ONE JOB
youtube ads y u no let me skip?
Studies Y U NO end ?
Brian May Y U NO record your solos louder?
joe zien y u no return my emails or texts about coming over tonight?
Bobcats y u no win
Nathan y u no answer fone
SCF Calculation! Y U NO converge?
y u no not remember me ?
Y U NO DIE ON REAL OF THE MAD GOD
chinese mother y u no stop nagging?
yoUTUBE y u nO bAN jUSTIN bIEBER?
ClubPenguin Y u no let me say 'Niggaplease'?
Black Ops Y u no give points for shooting manikins?
Cats and dogs y u no rain
Y u no speak?
ASPCA Y U No stop making me cry!?
SIN LOO Y U NO LOVE ME??!!
BLAST FURNACE y u no build yourself?
ANKLE Y U NO FIXED YET?
Girlfriend y u no do review sheet?
Boys y u no come to singles ward
Math Y u no learn yourself?
Y u no Have walk up ATM
Yo U NO GET OBAMA PHONE
barbra y u no carve pumkin of me?
what do you think  i  am crazy ?
nathan y u no love me for
I'm Mahanga hart And this is me when i have sex with liam finnie
meme geneator y u no save my language?
Y U  NO  Moti-weekend why ? ? ?
chloe hood y u no happy
Best friends y u no cool?
Bloomberg Y u no send my kids to school?
Sandy Y u no kill Tv Jersey Shore?
Adam Levine Y u no tell her nO?
disney y u make more star wars films?
americans... y u no see obama & romney accomplish same amount of nothing ?!
gingers y u no have souls?
Coworker Y U Sit in stall next to me?
I used to be an adventurer like you until i... STFU !!!!!
ARIANA GRANDE y u no REPLY TO MY TWEET
PLAY! Y U NO USE MY RESPONSE CODE
Broken trees Y U No Break Smaller!?
people
kellin quinn y u so stoned on tour
VO Y U SO slow
Users of memegenrator y u no upvote
you say you like it  y u no put ring on it
enemy y u no use gold ammo?
the last drop of shampoo y u no use it in ur hair!?
guys y u no meet during lunchtime
dear bias y u no reply my tweets?!!
hatters y u hatting black veil brides
Y U No Obey Me!!
OBAMA Y U TAKE AWAY GRANDMAS COOKIES
OBAMA Y U TAKE AWAY GRANDMAS COOKIES
Canadians Why U So Gullible?
Sammy Y U No Answer?
WHY U no tell me how much my salary is !!??
Facebook makers ? Y U no stop f**king around with timeline
hurricane sandy y u no sandy with an i?
flash y u no like me?
Xbox Y u no penalize rage quit?
ROUTER Y U NO START
slenderman y u no have face
y u no send rob memes today
NHL SeASON y u nO sTART???
hot guy y u no notice i exist?
taylor series y u so difficult?
britney spears y u no crazy anymore?
Tv remote y u no get found
FooD Y U NO COOK UR SELF?
obama y u no like amerika
MARTIN y u no use quellenangaben
iTunes 11 y u no come out?
Josh hutcherson y u no love me
Candy names y u no make sense?
Y U NO SNEEZE ONCE?
CArlos y u no text me back?
SandY y u make me stay home and eat?!?
f y u no move and show mom my a
OLE  Y U no stop talking
gaga!!? y u no read my poker face ? !
messages ricken y u no msg back?!?
parentz y u such bad driverz when dropping off kids
Y u guys all near valleybrook?
Call of duty Y u no add new content?!
Internet Browsers y u no have Reload Button on same side?
why post the picture??
mimes  y u no make noise
Man United y u no score?
y u no draw me better face
Funny Bone Y U No Funny???
girls y u no like nose pickers?
Oil Billionaire YU nO buy me ticket to Dubai?
24 hour allergy pill y u no last 24 hours?
why u not google it?
BART WOUTER Y U NO HERE
hey mango did you finish the whisky yet
FOREVER ALONE y u no get girlfriend
red bull y u no give webber working car?
mario y u no let me be in your games
asda voucher  y u no valid?
Noobs y u choose hard heros
what the f*ck are you doing!!#*&%$#
Joo AN Choi Why U NO GO TO CALTECH?
JOO AN CHOI WHY YOU INSANE?
You tube y u no let us watch shine ya light
Haydn Why you no text back ?
saw chris edgehill after setting himself on fire y u no look like bond villain
surround speakers y u put their next to each?
Temple run character Y U NO Get tired!?
Kepler Ppls Y U No online?
aRTIX Y U NO GIVE FREE AC'S?
tigers... y u no win?
y u no have friday the 13th on instant view
travelling salesman problem Y U NO Sell online
I hear thunder... y u no rain ???
y u no join facebook g's?
y u no post in facebook g's?
NHL Y U NO END LOCKOUT?
anybody y u no stay in one place anymore?
Choose Spanish they said It will be fun they said
MS. BISHOP Y U NO PUT THE QUARTERLY GRADES IN?
y u no  get fresh like me
GArzilla420 y u SO GAy
spencer and heidi y u no make suicide pact?!
tony romo y u no good player
Y U NO STUDY!?
9gag  y u no y u no jokes no more?
political debates y u no over yet?
people y u no die
hotline miami ost y u no on spotify?
Y U MAD?
mAT LEE Y U No Make More Website
nhl y u no play hockey?
MOBILEIRON Y U NO LET ME JAILBREAK?
Grant Y u no write me back?
Haley... y u think only sex now ?!
WHY YOU NO LOVE HALLOWEEN
traps y u never bare-legged?
riding crop? why you no tell truth?
why are white supremacists so stupid?
Designers Y U NO HOST WITH NAMHOST
ACER SCREEN Y U NO LIGHT UP?
HEY AAM Y U NO LIKE RICK ASTLEY?
futanari y u never bare legged?
smart meter y u no detect me
ifunny why u no get rid of will ferrel?
US FOOD INDUSTRY Y U NO WORK
bosan dengan orang yang selalu bandingkan  ronaldo dan messi.. by: ryan ramadhan
Dragons den Y u no Pucking explain Valuation. Just make fun and say out! AsshoEs.
Fijitsu y u no make proper webcam
Brian why u no make anymore sankey diagrams?
Y U NO IN OFFICE? I SO RONERY!
SEAN Y U NO GOOD AT SSARPBC?
brijen patel  Y U sO cool
PLAYERS Y U NO BUILD ON PLOT?
derrick y u no play this year?
Y U NO ON WOOZWORLD
DANIEL Y U NO LET ME DO MATH?!?
Fifa Y U No Include Heskey!?
heyy bye
mummy y u no make suji ka halwa
Pachies Why You no straight??
I SEND YOU FUNNY PICTURE Y U NO SEND ONE BACK?!
Money y u no grow on trees?
y u no be quiet and let me talk
POR QUE ME DICES NO M EXTRA&#209;ES  Y ME PREGUNTAS XQ NO PIENSO EN TY?
Craig Y u no learn to drive?!
unemployment Y U There?
Steph Y u no here now?!?!
Y  Phone? Y  you no work???
Eu y u no like snus
Table Y U NO Stand On Legs
invisible solid y u no invisible???
ARCH Y U NO WANT TO INSTALL
y u no guy y u only have 7 fingers?!?!
Math y u so hard to understand!?
Air Asia y u no flight fr png to k.t.
Tech.woot y u no have woot off?!?!
People y u no buy ps3?
teacher says 'i can wait' y u no wait
random posters Y U no read the OP?
Y U IGNORE MY MESSAGE?
horses and bayonets y usa no have more?
Wtf You mean LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE
Presidential election y u no have more than 2 choices?
forever alone y u no kill yourself?!
Steve aoki y u no make aokify for android?
Y U NO HOLLA BACK GIRL?
Camera Man Y U Have to talk!?
unis y u no have college
JUSTIN BIEBER Y U NO KILL YOURSELF
LATIN QŪR TŪ NŌN &#201;NGL&#205;SH?
Brain Y U NO LET ME DO A GOOD MEME?!
When a northsider talks.. Y U NO SPEAK ENGLISH??
Y U No REPLY QUICKLY????
Y U steal my pin And no give credit?
Sauron y u no use other hand to grab ısıldur
dubst3pradi0 Y U No have andy time?
Y U GIVE ME MUMPS?
friend y u no use mouthwash
MIME/SMTP Y U NO USE SAME ENCODINGS FOR EVERYTHINGZ?
there are 28 million malaysians y u no marry local guy
IIPM y u no understand??
Crush y u no like me back??
I wasn't ready Y u take picture
facebook y u no tell me who has unfriended me
So you are out of work  Clean The Third Floor Storage
Guys Y u no talk in english
mandatory build y u no versatile?
WTF? Where Is the food
black hole sun y u no come
ubuntu y u no have all the commands i need for the test
Y u No MEmes y u no make no sense?!?
y u dont read sentence?
popeye Why i no  get big muscle wen eat spinach
Call of duty Y u be no original
miss hannah minx y u no show me ur boobs?
ObAma y u no give lybia embassy marines?
Phineas and Ferb  Why u know Start schOol
GIANTS Y U NO HAVE MASCOT
Lee Allen why you no stay on the top level of the hepburn
Every non-American Y u jelly that Americans call 'Football' Soccer?
Peter Y I no Count
Why you no skype!?
why you don't stop breaking my balls?!
Y U NO Check for typos ?
minecraft steve y u no kill creeper!
Server y u no deploy faster?
protoss y u no restore your life
sis y u fill present with stupid memes
idaots y u no dial n?
obamatards y u no move to socialist paradise?
y u no switch to solavei? www.solavei.com/ciera.northern
luke y u no get the butter
sawg-faggs y u no die?
MANTIS Y U NO Coming??
Attention span Y U no SPAN!
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE Y U NO MAKE TRANSLATION VIDEO?
mom y u no give me free money???
TM STREAMYX Y U NO FAST?!
Euro truck simulator 2 y u no remove electronic speed limiter??!!!
MATH Y U NO MAKE SENCE
larry... y u no watch film on youtube instead ?
jay... y U no ask to role play ?!
jay... y U no ask for role play ?!
Y U WANNA 'JUST BE FRIENDS??'
school y u no happen one time a year
AFTERSHOCK Y U NO HAPPEN?!?
MEMEGENERATOR Y U NO LOAD MY PICS?!
y u tell her guuurl!
Y U NO PLAY WOW?
LIFE  Y U NO INTERESTING!
memegenerator.net Y U NO HAVE DELETE BUTTON!?
voldemort y u no use breathright nasal strips?!
donators why u no donate
Caf vivian y u no open in the morning?
Customer Y u no be nice
Mathworks y   u   no   fix    quadprog
ring me up??????
facebook y u no let me put on image  bigger than 399 pixel
binders why you no woman
CHINESE CULTURE y U No talk quiet?!?!
DRYER Y U NO FOLD CLOTHES
MINNESOTA Y U NO RELEASE TRACKS QUICKER
Y U NO TEXT ME BACK
Razor Blade Dolls Y u no write songs in 11/8!?!
SME y u no show us adele skyfall video
Mum y U No make me sandwhich?
chat y u no stay alive?
Y U TROLL ME WITH JEFF THE KILLER
mcdonalds Y U no serve RIBS
SAMAntha y u no smash me!!!
Blowie after gym Y U NO Like?
Arizona Y u no go below 90 degrees in fall??
essex girls y u got chav voice
y u remind me?!
qpcr results y u no make sense
mcdonald's drive-thru worker y u no get my order right?
doctor y u no need biology a level??
TANKERS Y U NO ROLL OUT
Y U No GUY  Y U no have better pink template?
Y U DUCK FACE
Sweethearth I want U
PSU students y u no like psu.tv on facebook and twitter?
Cesar Y u no believe in gog
hot 16yo y u no bleed yet?
DONT TELL ME TO STFU I LIKE TO TAlk in movie
after effects y u render so slowly?
Kasia y u no study hard
Y U NO TELL TRUTH IN FIRST PLACE??
IN BATH AND NEEDS TO SH*T HANDS
Redfoo and skyblu Y u no gangnam with psy
Y U NO PARK Porperly
Fourier Series why u no converge uniformly?
Husband Why you so hot ???!
exam circuito l'union fait la note. ralph
Hey Mojo y u no make a facebook?
Y do u crash maya when i need u?!
music y u no have any song not about parties
y u no guy y u no use proper grammer
Y u no like photogenic metalhead
Audi A3 Sportback Neu Y u such bang for the Buck?
Red shift Y u no wash rigs?!?
Y u no Eat wheat?
CAMRY WHY YOU ROLL AND GET ME DUI
KuBra Y u no aNswer???
6 pack y u no happen?
Hey stupid potato  Y u no common sense or respect
MISBEHAVING STUDENTS Y U NO STOP DISRUPTING CLASS?
Benghazi terrorist murders y u no tell americans truth?
Ur so cute Y U NO LOVE JESUS
Gilliam Y U NO like??
Bļoda huļi tu būt netīra?
Simardeep   Y u no 1v1 me
Dickheads y u no open up the pit?
Food y u no stop making me fat??
Insanity  when is the puke break gonna be?
The wanted y u no come to my bed?
Lara Y U NO LIKE the edit
Why U No Have pretty pictures?
tammy y u no smile more??
kalo cinta indonesia  kenapa harus belajar bahasa inggris ??
wheres my milk WHERE IS MY MIIIILK??
starbucks  y u no pay uk tax?
american women y u no like living in binder?
Martin luther y u no make 100 theses!?!?
Yoyo  y u no concentrate?
disha why you  so mad?
kalbs y u so tagal?!
stratosphere jump y u no jump from moon?
American radio y u no play real music
Wakes up at 1 AM Y U NO STAY AT 1 AM?
Mitt Romney Y u no know separation of church and state?
corey dickins  y u no have friends
School Board Y U NO LET US EAT?
GraNdpA PeNiSWINKLE
DECEMBER Y U NO HURRY UP AND COME
nao sei porque sou gordo se s&#243; como enquanto assisto animes
asks question y u no answer my question?
STEVE JOBS Y U NO ALLOWED DOWNGRADE IOS6
MArcus
quantum model for Purcell decay y u no work!?
CHARGER WHY YOU NO WORK?!
y you send email about early bird tickes n website not working
english as A foreign language textbooks with environmentalist propaganda y u no printed on unbleached recycled paper?
Jenn y u no RMA stuff good?!?
Y U No Tax plan
People y u no have time to play?!?
Stuart Y U NO TEXT BACK???
admin? y u watch me!
SAMSUNG y u no GIMME JELLY BEAN
sit down we still have 2 mins b4 the bell omg.
Deviantart y u no filter out boobs?
Fuel y u so expensive
Y U BRING GUM INTO MY ROOM?
y u no pay attention to other things when i fart
Y u no get found tv remote
cory dohlen y u no respond?
RACHEL
du7ch why u no have any grip???
Y u no speak england?
DAVE Y U SO GULLIBLE
troll dad y u troll your son
michigan y u no beat ohio state?
memegenerator y u no select language for us?
Pro evolution y u no make any SENSE?!?!
pro evolution y u no make any sense?!?!?
Halo 4 Y U NO RELEASE FOR PC?
romoseltzer... y u have name that sound like alka-seltzer ?!
Citizens Y u no take part?
IPRA SACHDEVA Y U NO DATE ME ??
Y U NO HAVE GOOD WEbsite?
Michelle Obama y u no let good food at schools
thomas meyer y u no do vocals?
ftp y u no step up?
y u no let me win
schools y u no burn yourselfs
y u no give me res ? You have exceeded the number of years permitted to remain in residence
Y U NO HAVE NO BRAIN CELLS
Girls from my town... Y U No like my coffee? really Hot with Large DD's?
y u NO SELECT LANGUAGE?
Minecraft y u no update?
Fry yu no sure
kandi y u no create by yourself?
hi! means say hi back y u no say hi back
lucius y u no fix autopilot?
facebook y u too easy to hack?
y u no read indigo bunting - vampire! webcomic
game
Sugou nobuyuki Y U NO DIE?
for ever alone y u no popular?
companies Y U no hire me ?
OP Y U NO share template?
Cartoon network y u no air DC nation?
swag fags y u no die?!
bistritz y u no have a cinema ?
RAAAAAABS BUNDY Y U NO WANT TO HANG OUT ANYMORE
anderson silva y u always win!!!!
Y U NO LIKE THE WALKING DEAD?
northridge y u so boring
FANS OF THIS PAGE Y U SO AWESOME?
BRITTNEY Y U NO  BRUSH YOUR TEETH
Dheeraj cvr y u no accept my friend request?
STEAM Y U NO MAKE GAMES FOR MAC???
they woke me up !
si me quieres por  que mierda me pones desconectar el chat
Y U NO GET ME COOKIES !!!
Y U no  let me be bruda?
tim  y u so kj
Pickle Y U roll under the couch?
math y no sort your own x??
y u no pick anything else than carry
iTunes movies Y u no have braveheart?
Y U No Eat Fish Fingers and Custard?
Meme generator y u no have an 'add to favorites' button somewhere for memes?
Duck sauce y u no go to pittsburgh?!
Politics y u so corrupt?!
RCON Y U NO UNDERSTAND I JOINED FIRST
SHARMIN Y U NO ASK JOGANI OUT?
MINECRAFT Y U NO UPDATE ALREADY?
KK Y U NO HONOR4HONORPLS
Essex girl Y u no shave!?
violence Y u no stop?
Guild wars 2 y u no end game
y u no stop crying
Pandora y u no let me skip no more
Jenga Y u no not fall
america y u no grow balls?
Class of 2013 why u no use own decorations
WHY U NO BANNED?
Norwegian nobel institute Y U NO give Peace prize to someone who deserves it
smartphone touchscreen y u no stay still when i try to click something
gangstas y u no choose thug life
hby u r so uhh !
CompILER Y U NO ADD ;
minecraft y u no have better graphics?
HONDA Y U NO RECALL PILOT FOR BRAKE PROBLEMS?!
alarm y u no ring ring?
why u no go to žirmūnų kinie?iai?
FACEBOOK PEOPLE Y U NO LIKE MY Y U NO ALBUM?
Function y u no continuous ?
TASTE OF ITALY!!! Y U MAKE ME SHIT FIRE?!
south people y u so butthurt
Cell phone y u no stay connected to wifi?!
Copy Y u no look alike
sophos y u no mac version?
mitt romney  y u no Prevent World War III
Darling y u no forget about our day ?
REDDIT Y U NO LET ME DO HOMEWORK!?!?
Y U No stop cutting your nails in the office
Myspace  Y u no delete urself
mental health fools! y u cause ptsd 4 me?
thomastown y u so shit
BAD Boys y u no join us
youtoube Gangnam style Y U NO hav original coMMent???
You flirt and give me phone number y u no go out with me?
SUN Y U NO COME BACK?
Grypdonck Why u smell so bad?!
ST ANDREWS y u no smell good no more?!
u order diet coke y u order ribs
DeVan Why you no eat salad
Sham wow Y u so fine
Procrastination Y U NO go away
Cameralabs.com Y U NO video tour of the Canon EOS 60D?
WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A PORK BUN IN YOUR HAND?!
curry y u no like dis world?
Salad  Y U No look appetising?
Bedroom y u no clean yourself?
Facebook y u so distracting??
Meme makers y u no MAKE ANY MORE GOOD GOOD GUY GREG MEMES!?!?
Work Day y u no speed up?
a może on ma na imię seba
susan komen y u no have cancer?
Apple Inc Y u have well overpriced products?
Time Why you change so fast !?
nilons mixed pickle y u no have mangoes??
MOTORIST Y U NO WIN
alannah y u no comment back!?
Friends  Y u so Awesome???
MS OFFICE Y U SO EXPENSIVE?!
web developer y u no commit changes?!
mr young y u no order crack drink machines!?
SLEEP Y U NO HAPPEN!?
Why u no  register for trick or eat yet?
peta y u make pokemon black and blue!
Hairstylists why y u no cut hair like picture?
Romney y u no liek big bird?
b dog y u no use tolet
SHUT UP LIAM! Y U NO HAVE MILK?
Sexey's school y u only care about uniform
y u no get schma-smortion
Havrop y u no stop ball
Fettes food y u no be good
DILIP Y UR NAME SATELITE NAVIGATION
y u no buy my mofoqin cdjs
Apalachee Kids y u no like the band?
Maya y u tell kelly the secret?
REb Bull y u no wings
Chair Y U No have status update
MR
NOOBS Y U NO CHECK DATABASE?!
zo-teens site modelling y u no post models showing full body?
Cole! Y u no love?
Perch&#232; la beta di mohw non c'&#232; per ps3!!!
afnan y u no let me play the phone?
Miller Y u owned by south african brewers!!
girls y u no pick nice guys
obama y u no like USA?
BIG HUGE TURD WHY YOU NO ALL GO DOWN IN ONE FLUSH???
John Y U say Paul is the walrus?
Valid EMAIL Y U No give a chance to anwser
atena!!!!!! y u no go to moe anymore
EINSTEIN Y U NO DUMB?
bucket list y u no list of buckets??
MEME SITE Y U NO STOP BULLYING?!
Y U NO FOLLOW ME
aema 310 y u no have textbook?
alan jones  y u no stay in london toilet?
i need money y u no talk?!
Y U NO LEaVE QUESTIONS in my ask??
Green Bay Packers Y you no play defense
persian sentences y u no end
Fifa 13 y u no work?
ben & jerrys  y u so expensive
BRANDY Y U NO LIKE S'MORES
Y U NO Call cab!!
MMO Gaming Y U NO LIKE!?!
Obito y u no save rin?
You with the face y u no become member
derp y u no stp derping
before getting out from your room y u no SWITCH OFF THE LIGHTS FIRST
403 Y U NOT ALLOWED?
Statefarm Y u  no there
cover letter why you so frustrating?!?!
Lachlan Why U NO STUDY?
Why you choose aShmeet On your tEam
iphone 5 y u no make hologram
jd mo!! y u no play salty balls??!!!
Maine e luni DE CEEE??!?!?!
Youtube y u no fully stream video?
y u no explode1!!!!111
History y you no do yourself
c# program Y U NO compile
Riot Y U Have crappy interwebz
rich Rodriguez y u no play defense?
people y u no knock on door?
FELIX WHY U NO PLAY WOW?
older looking girls y u no actually be 18?
3rd years y u no were clothes?
ENGLISH Y U NO Make SENSE?!1
FACEBOOK Y U FAIL!?
adele y u no lose weight?
OKLAHOMA
Memecenter Why you remove gif maker?!?!?!?!?
Hetalia y u no include ocean?
people y u no knock?
people y u no knock on door?
Y U NO GUY Y U NO STAHP ASKING QUESTIONS
obama y u no be good president ?
VICKY  y u no have work
BYU Y U NO COME BACK TO USU??
Noxq gaming  y u no use excuses
rent y u so damn high?
bacon i make u y u no in stomach
Bob Marly y u no cut ur hair?
RoTMG Y U NO LOAD
Y u no keep political views to self?!
hackyou ctf y u no start on weekend?!
Old people y u no remember passwords??
EMI Y U NO LET ME SELL MP3
Ramin Karimloo y u no share your AWESOMENESS?
y u no hate one direction they are SUPER gay!
ville s&#246;le salo y u no eat lollipops?
DOCTORS y u no find a cure for common cold !!??
KURT TIPPETT  Y U NO STAY AT ADELAIDE
Y U NO GIVE HOLIDAY ON SATURDAY? MSRIT
koka y u want to be with me forever!?
LEEEEEEEEKANXI y u no giv me corect meshurment
JLO Y U NO AGE
Jordan y u no working
in league of legends y u no focus ad carry
Mario Y U NO KEEP QUIET?????
electric cars why you no better?
Alanis Morissette Y U No b Ironic?!
Ben Why u No cook good rice?!?!
R. L. Stine y u no use fewer contengency questions
PSYCHOLOGY TEACHER Y U NO tEACH PSYCHOLOGY!?
joe y u no reply to texts
Christine Y u no finish making dresser
High school y u no teach me how to write papers?
Y U NO  Kiss Me Goodbye?
shreyas y u send me so many spotify links
SUGAR Y U NO TASTE BAD?
Jim Lehrer
Y U No chat with yacine
RENATA Y U NO HERE
car y u Never fixed?
Master Cheif y u no in halo 2?
?k Nem kurv&#225;k?
SammI Y u no play with me
steak and chicken y u so expensive?
Wifi ! Y U NO WORK !?!
noBODY LOVES ME wHY?
Y u no Buy My shit!
Cala-te caralho
BILLGATS SAYS: COMMANDU
RIM Y U No release bbx now?
DARIUS USE Ulti Y U NO DIE B!TCH!?
BILLGATS SAYS: PTENSIAL
oswin oswald y u no let SOUFFLES live???
Ponch Da Poopoopoo y u no sex me up last night?
y u  play slender
People of the jury y u no believe i'm innocent
forever alone y u no frowning?
RAFA y u so awesome
pq no pote de sorvete sempre tem feijao???
call of duty y u no troll me?
shit up you stuped
slender man Y U no gANGNAM STYLE
little brother y u no get the door
Dudes! Y U No lift seat when U pee?
Y U No Hire???!!! Graduates need money too!
Just listen to me I AM NOT HOMO
FAcebook girls Y U NO INTELLIGENT?
y u don't change stop the gossip
Asfand  y u no talk
asfand  y u no talk
NAPOLEON Y U NO PLAY NORTH SHOWS?
Student Y U No accept my invitation
Y U No Unsubscribe me?
bertil y u no smile?
Harley quinn gotham girls costume why you no accurate!
Girl with big boobs y u no play with me
evangelicals y u no use brain?
creationists y u no use brain?
dirty dishes why u no clean yourself?
Email y u no work???
Bryan mills Y u no get adt?
Spotify- y u no have pink floyd
Greg nicotero Y U No make webisodes about Sophia?
Facebook
fellow coder: y u no checkin all the files?
mr billy y u so epic
O2 Y U NO SORT OUT 3G before sorting out 4G
captain y u no ban shen
Elaun! Y U No keluar cepat-cepat?!!
laugh track Y U NO screw up humor
violin y u so hard!?
black guys y u no pull your pants up?
Homework y u no easy
Apple y u no make icar
JUSTIN Y U NO TXT ME
Cat y u no tell whole instagram community who u like?
Y U SO Gorgeous?!?
NBA MEME ARSE WHY U NO MAKE FUNNY JOKE NO MORE
TEDY Y U No skype ?
Louisiana y u no has real winter?
Happy birthday Y U no come more than once a year
Happy birthday Y U NO have more of these
mike tyson y u no have real voice?
Ea Sports Y U servers No Work?
TEAcHER! y u no see kids chatting?
Kuroko no basket y u no release episode 26
Y U NO create pro work flow task
computer lagg y u no load?
PM Y U NO CARE ME?
James Graham Y u no use fists to fight
mtv y u take of beavis and butthead and only air jersey shore shit?
Recardo KAKA Y U NO ANGRY ?
TIME Y U NO SLOW DOWN?!
YASIN Y U NO LIKE MY COMMENT?
rektor y u no gi oss en ny ramp p&#229; stav
MIAMI DOLPHINS Y U NO WIN OVERTIME GAMES
PERFECT BOY Y U NO LIKE ME?
what the hell... is gangnam style?
Heart beat  Y u no slow Down
Google why you know let me finish typing?
WHY U NO STOP BEING A BADO !?
Danisnotonfire and AMAZINGPHIL y U no act out pHanfiC
y u have china phone
Ernesto's facebook y u no give accurate birthdays
fighting-type pokemon y u no afect  gost type!?!
wife y u no in kitchen
antra y uno macities atrak
Jay Y u no like site
bad luck brian  y u no good luck
al capone y u no kill obama
gold ninja y u no show up in my synth results
whatsapp why yo no have last seen any more!
Y U NO LIKE HITLER?
APPLE MAPS  Y U NO SEND ME TO CORRECT DESTINATION?
CHILDREN Y U NO SHUT UP AND LET US SLEEP!?
yahoo news y u no make comments work better
Anatomy department y u no decide holidays properly?!
LOLOL WHAT ARGUMENT!
Y u no Halp at inventories?!
ATVFREEK WHY U STEAL ALL MY GAS
ancient aliens y u no use source other than von daniken and sitchin?!
Y i no understand gangnam style
bits dubai y u no join bits2msphd?
FACEBOOK Y U NO UNDERSTANDTHAT [[MIDFING]] ONLY WORKS IN FACEBOOK CHAT?
BENJAMIN Y U NO PLAY YELLOWCARD?
NEWSLETTER SUBSCRIBERS Y U NO CONFIRM SUBSCRIPTION?
Electrons Y U No be bigger
Y U NO EAT TOFU
instagram y u censor my hashtags?
UCD students Y U No clap during class?
band people y u no practice harder?
Soap y u no come with rope
Y U NO CHAT FAST ?!
taylor swift  y u so wonderstruck?
Vladimir Makarov Why u no die?
SHADMAN Y U NO STop Giving me the creeps!
Y U NO TOUCH ME PEOPLE
Cushing People why u no like to speak english?
y u no use me  anymore
Hey Teachers Y U No GIVE EASY QUESTIONS IN EXAM
Yee i got that gangam style
Woman y u no see
teachers why u no call my name correctly
spotify? u y no send soundcloud links?
shabbirv y u no gtfo?
justin bieber y u no hit puberty
h2o y u no make season 4
matty y u no make sense?
shabbirv y u no get off computer
What are these appetizers for ants?!
GOOGLE  CHROME Y U NO TRANSLATE VIDEO FRENCH TO ENGLISH.
christopher nolan y u so serious?
Y U NO READ MY EMAILS?
McDonals y U no have apple pie?
ExtremeWare Y U NO HAVE ELRP?
Lifestorme y u no celebrity yet?
mw3 y u no stop lagging??
baby y u no always be mine
Simplification y u no simple?
BritiSh people Y u no brush your teeth!?
FRESHMEN Why you no understand seniors are boss
SKIDROW  Y U NO RELEASE CRACK FOR FIFA 13
Facebook users Y u no like my page
Commission on Presidential debates y u no let candidate gary johnson debate?
ECLIPSE PLUGINS Y U NO ALL WORK AT SAME TIME
joe y u no work
MELEE Y U NO WORK?
wordpress devs why u not learn css
editor shows no Syntax Errors y u no compile
Mr Brown y u go download avg?
harry potter
nightly upgrade y u buy books at 3 a.m.?
TIAP ADA YANG KENTUT terus gue gak tau orangnya pasti kalo gue diem mereka pasti nyalahin gue
Boy Why u no like me?
spotify y u no work this morning?
justin bieber y u no sing baby?
Police raid y u no KNOCK?
Y   U   NO GO TO SCHOOL?
Trainees y u no throw your garbage on the right trash bin?
CONSUMER REPORTS Y U NO PROPERLY TEST iPHONE 5?
FAMILY GUY AND AMERICAN DAD Y U NO BE IN EPISODE TOGETHA!?!?!?!
y u no talk to me
y u no install whatsapp?
Northlane y u no go on us tour
Brooke Ramsey Evans Y U No Answer Emails
SCTFL U NO ONLY 2 POINTZ FOR WIN HELP ME PLZ
Y U No MAKE MORE SHERLOCK EPISODES
jennifer  y u no shut up now
Jose y u no Sit on couch
students Y U NO STUDY
WHy U delete facebook? BUT COME BACK IN ONE WEEK?
lady gaga y u no rename song to 'porker face'??
LOL Y U CAMP
Dude Y U NO Better yet?
COMPUTER! Y U NO ACTIVATE MEDIA FEED!
Doctor y u no b ginger yet?
Baby Boy George <3 Calls answer your phone
smoker at house party y u no have your own lighter
lia - y u no stay and cuddle more ?
computer y u no deterministic
BRAIN Y U NO REMEMBER THINGS
MERLIN Y U NO ON THIS WEEKEND?
Y U NO PROOFREAD BEFORE POSTING
texas instruments y u no make nspire cas compatible with ti 84 keypad???
STUPID WEB SERVICE Y U NO WORK?
Kai y u no perfect shot
dolce & gabbana y u no dress me??!!
xcgngxjxg cvxnjcx
Californian y u no help titanic?!?!
superheros  y u no reveal yourselfs
cod player why u mod controler
Hipsters y u no like same thing for more than a week?
i send u king pin and 30000k astrs y u no give me u nudes
Afterman y u no leak yet
ea cAN u fix this??!!
slenderman y u no die???
Boeing y u no make windows roll down?
REPLACEMENT Refs Y U No Get anything right
REPLACEMENT Refs Y U No Get anything right
Donna shepard intermidiate Y U No vote mia Armstrong for student council 5th grade rep
Lisa ann y u no add me on facebooks?
Channel one! y u advertise free tv!
joe! y u no like xv-the kick ?
Poorly cited song lyric y u no quoted?
city people! Y U no understand traffic circle!?
Y U No like any of my pics but u follow me
MATCH.COM MEMBERS Y U NO RESPOND?
People y u no anarchy!?
Thomas y u no celebrate birthday
Supernatural Season 8 Why you no start sooner then october 3rd?!?!
Y U NO HIT ME UP ANYMORE?
OPS Y U NO STop MAKiNG DEMOTIVATIONAL POSTERS
Cafeteria  Y u no have normal cofee cups
Liberal arts majors y u no get real degree?
Ich getextet du warum du keinen text zurueck
girl y u no answer question your self
Meme newbs y u no research meme pattern
redbox y u no showing avengers ready on sept 25th???
BEJEwled Y U MAKE MEME SPEND MONEY
Intern Adi Y U No have car?!
Wife y u no look me in da eyes when we have da sex?
BLOOD Y U SO MAD?
y u no like me back ...
grade 9s Y u no vote wang zhang gang
CHANGED NAMESPACE AS SUGGESTED Y U NO RUN PROPERLY?
colleen  y u no swing at strike 3?
Y u No have gf?
DEFAULT keypad clicks Y U no turn them off?!
KEATS ADMIN Y U NO FIX DATABASE
JUMALAUTA EI HELVETTI
extremely cute
49ers Y U NO WIN AGAINST VIKINGS?
bolice  Y U NO allow us in tahlia.?
YUNIS y u no work ever?
Marcin Y U so fat
udk y u no ctrl s like everybody else?
shabbirv y u no get a job?
NOTHING Y U NO LIKE GIRLS?
people y u no change templates?
Ian Somerhalder Y u no follow me?
9gag y u nO STOP WITH AVENGERS POSTS
headphones y u no volume control
Especially Lisa But Especially Bart
Runs down sideline unmarked y u no take shot?!?!
Y U NO BE STUPID
I already paid... y u no love me?
NetFLix Y u no have flix?
PSY y u more popular than me?
Y U know Victoria tell us your secrect!!
LMFAO why u no stop shuffin for once
F5 set to persistent connections y u round robin our traffic
y U NO LISTEN  TO MASTA BUILDAS
Call of duty y u no make call of duty white ops?
MR. Williamson y u even teach
Internet Y U NO MAKE INTELLIGENT MEME?
Y U NO TAKE MULTIVITAMIN?
IPHONE 5 y u no good?
IAN HECOX Y U NO LIKE BARBER SHOP POLE?!
rishi y u no study
PIRATES Y U NO SCORE TOUCHDOWNS!?
Pre-calc Why u make No sense
Siri y u no understand me?
y u no have twin turbo s4
dog
sarahi y u no stop talk shit??
weight y u no go to arms
zohan y u no make me silky smooth?
nushani y u no love amir
you message me in adventure time wiki talk page y u no message me more?!?!?!?
you message me in adventure time wiki  Y U NO MESSAGE ME MORE?!?
Manny WHY YOU NO TALK TO ME ANYMORE?
meme generator  y u load slow?
google y u no have valid security certificate?
Shazam Y U NO TAG GOOD MUSIC
y no hide your drugs  in the foreskin over hang and skip prison?
Y U No READ ARTICLE BEFORE POSTING
Chive Y U NO HAVE NO HAVE NO BFM SHIRTS?
y u no support MCMASTER deca u poutine eating contest?
GOD y u no exist?
Muslim audiophile y u no exist?
Y U NO share I wanted a racer 5 too!!
y u no vote for thing 1 & thing 2
WHY U NO KILL JUSTIN BIEBER! ASS WHOLE
gatinha assanhada.. y u r not dancing?
Y ANTES DE HABLAR DE MI 
FIRST YEARS Y U NO LEAVE ANY SPACE IN THE CAFE?
freshman SORORITY girl y u no stop complain?
Y U No give me free soy milk?!
Y U NO TELL ME NOW
Chat Y U NO FUN?
Lynsey  Y u no have a boys name
ARMENTA Y U NO TEACH SPANISH WELL?
BISSSH y u no die by my ignite?
Boston Red sox why you no win this year
Kmart australia Y U NO PUT ROSTERS ONLINE
axton's Dahl sabre turret y u no have better cooling system?
DiGiorno Y u no deliver?
Louis ZAMPERINI y u no look in my EYE?
lightning y u not in game?
Y U No on facebook same time as me??
StudentS: Y U No vote for tingle?
coach rush y u no let me stay
ipod touch y u no have a6 chip?
leaking pee y u no go other direction?
Waka y u no use inside voice
return false; y u no work?
Download program and accept everything y u no read?
CHIMICA ORGANICA Perch&#232; non sei pi&#249; comprensibile?
Ma &#232; mai possibile che il predator prenda soltanto me?
Sami gol y u no stop being gay
helena y u no love me anyway?
recycling y u no do it
Ass  Y u no wipe yourself
Locks grind in perfectly y u no slide?
Wanna make game Do Pushups
Customers of pizza supreme why you no order more?
meme generator y u no let me fix typos?
y u no visit us
Evan Bynum Why you no home now?
Ios 6 y u no update?
Norwegian plastic bottles y u no open properly ?
IMvu Y u no give me my credits?
excited for outing with friend Y U cancel on me
MaR00f XcR y u no teach us hacking
Y U NO Deliver next day anymore crc?!
Hey microsoft Y u No get bankrupt?!
people Y U NO shut up about shabbirv?
Lazy Zehra y u no update soon???
lil wayne y u no talent ?
Matze & Matze Y U No save yur money for ice cream?
springvale y u no good at q timer?
Developer Y u USE HUNGARIAN NOTAtion
STAGING Y U NO WORK GUD
eoin Y U NO GET YOUR OWN AFTERSHAVE
THURSDAY Y U NO FRIDAY?
SHEEP GO MOO Y U NO BELIEVE ME?!?!
FRED Y U NO ANSWER?!!
Y U NO  Scratch me??
12 BAR BLUES Y U NO SIMPLE
iPhone 5 Y U No get here sooner?
ADMINISTRATORS Y U NO DO UR JOBZ?
friends & families in facebook y u no give me alot of likes?
Students y u no go to class
George R.R. Martin Y U NO finish series before I die of old age
maruchan y u no cook faster
shabbirv y u make so many pointless memes?
STRAY! Y U NO WALK DOWN STAIRS?!
school y u no stop like man
y u no guy y u no use proper grammar
Sorority girilS Y U NO WERE NORMAL SIZED SHIRTS???
Y U NO INCLUDE MADDOX?
Kanye West Y U No Interrupt my History Class
Obama why u full o shit?
Y U NO SPEAK ENGRISH
User Y U no call hotline?
girls!   y u no wear low heels when u go to the library
Sourceleaf y u no update user icons?
gas prices... y u no go down?????
Mitt Y U NO LoVE AMERICA
Dorm y u no swipe open
Life coach Cory Y u no dead yet?!?!
can i get your first chop insert??
Haters Y U No open mind?
WEATHER Y U NO BE NORMAL?
Supernatural y u no ship destiel?!
Jonathan Y U NO ANSWER MY PHONE CALLS?
ANNA WHY U NO KEEP HAIR SAME
jackson hole airport y u no have cafe in lobby open after lunchtime!!
Mayi
slendy i got all 8 pages  y u no die
haters... y u no open minded?
lesson plan y u no write self?
world econonmy slowing  s&p 500
TYPOGRAFY Y U NO USE MY FONT?
perch&#232; vince  sempre O(n)???
Pobl yn dweud bod lloegr yn well na cymru yn rugby! Lloegr 12-19 Cymru!
Cazador Y u no let me use road nOrth of goodsprings!?
Students y u no put name on paper?
Cafeteria! Y U no sell giant cookie anymore?!
WRONG NUMBEr! Y U KEEP TXTING?
facebook  u y block my  friend requests?
Yeye if you steal this dp
gut who made me y u no fill the space under my armpits blue? #gde
BLACKSHOT Y U NO FIX GLITCHES?!?!
LANCE YEO LIN CHONG Y U SO PRO?!?!
RUSS Y U NO CREATE MINECRAFT SERVER ?!?!
mr.snow y u no melt on hot day
Microsoft y u kill rare
Y U went in a fckin world tour when we finally met after 10 years?
Noooo!! You dropped the blunt
chester see y u so sexy?
chester see y u so handsome
Cat tracks  Y u no have more buses?
PRINGLES Y U MAKE ME SO FAT?
baby
unresponsive window y u no close?!
HEY NY JET Y U NO UNLEASH DA TEBOW!?
Jorge Y u no come to buca di beppo
CUBS Y u no win world series?
brugjes die rennen god
memes y u no stop wasting my time?
CRM Y U NO tell me how!
Meme generator y u no load properly first time?
Taproot y u no cleveland?
jim jefferies y u no stop drinking beer and go to church?
SMLY Y U NO <3 ME?
pissu pby
Y U NO type properly?
June 11
Hey carlton y u no obey salary cap?
Katie Y U No Text Me Back
JUSTIN BIEBER why u no get sex change?
STO Y U No arrive in time
Handset Battery Y U die before i finish sequencing?
keybprd y u no wprk
new guy y u no hang with the big dogs?
wife y u no  keep my balls empty
Mastering engineers y u no like dynamic range
spence why u bullshit
WOLF Y U OPEN LOL WHEN WE HAVE DOTA 2
i txt u y u no txt b.. wait a allready say that!
y you no reply to me!
Whiskey103 Y U NO MAKE PINK THEME!!!
zombie y u no die!
mysql Y u no work?!
Y U NO update to ics??
kira loves teo y teo no believe kira???
ULANGAN MTK 6 SOAL YANG LAIN SALAH SATU GUE BENER SATU
Ben & Jerrys  Y u so exspensive
ONEW Y U NO SHIRTLESS
chael sonnen y u no in wwe yet?
Nana
adam  why you no like black people!
ranDMC Y U No STOP
Vitor has 800 elo im in elo hell
Space-time y u no let me be there right now?!
ARIANA Y U NO HUG ME
Foxtel  Y u make us pay for adverts
youtubevideo buffers y u no play
INNer circle Y u no play cs?
HEY TEACHER! Y U NO LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE?
y u no lemme win ranked games
y u no  read rules
Y u no visit my devianart page?
Gravity why u so cruel to us
Y U NO! HOLD THE LETTUCE!
y u no read rules
Y U THink i'm cray?
y u say cray instead of crazy?
Renn y u no make sense?
i made u schema y u no use it?
WHEN SMOKING U'RE PAYING FOR DEATH!
MEME GENERATOR Y U NO FIX HTML?!
SIMOLEONS Y U NO CURRENCY
people y u no understand memes?
HEY GUY Y U NO LOVE ME?
Guadalajara Y u no have jello pudding anywhere???
annual report y no u finish urself?
64.72 points on the bench?! Y U No hungry?!
y u no select language? y u no select language for me!
y u no give meh focaccia!
Dreams Y u no be a reality?
Kids writing on my desks y u no respect my stuff?
Blackberry y u no like pap for TTLS Inner authentication Methods?
Reg makes me say I'm an attendee Y u tease magicians?
DEAR 9 y/o Fanboys Y U NO GET A LIFE
Y U No Wear condom?
year 7's y u no grow!
Riverside Why Are you so Hot?
Y U So Jelly??
BANK BALANCE: 10.00 Y U NO STICK TO BUDGET?
Madden Why u buy licence and release same shit every year?!!
y u no accept fact that chelsea is gay without drogba?
friend at my house y u no get the f**k out!
If you think I'm cute Y u no kiss me yet?!
Memegenerator y u no let me change my username
0.000000001% of germs y u no die!!!
y u no  let me in dovydas?!!?!?!?!
Y U NO die of cancer
why you no appreciate joke?
Iphone 5  y u no change
Y U NO FUK YA MOM
colton dixon y u no win american idol?!
JUSTIN BEIBER Y U NO HAVE TALENT
expectations of me y u so damn high?
y u  no?
Why u no enjoy coffee in awkward silence?
referee y no be fair?
I want a #2 without cheese ...So you want a #3
Milledge ave y u no bike lane?!
INDIA  Y U NO CORRUPTION FREE?
roboscharfe y u no look human?
drive thru why you no give me straw
meme why you no spelled meem
RESIDENTS Y U NO SIGN UP FOR ROOMMATE AGREEMENTS?
homer
Ea Y U NO GOOD!
tyler durden y u no talk about fight club?
Teache tell us to swap papers Y u no grade own Papers
Y U No close facebook when you walk away
y u no come fusion!?
0.01% of germs Y U NO DIE?
ORDDELING Y U NO NORSK RETTSKRIVNING
family y u no join my alzheimer's walk team
josh fynn why you no shave?
Hotel hell y u theme song so awful
Y U NO SPEAK ENGLISH?
Y U NO SPEAK AMERICANO?
Hitman Absolution y u no come out now?
Hannah Why U So Pretty????
Why U No Like 2 chainz???
friends who posts pictures of good foOd y u no share?
andrea u no anwser
7 th october      Y  U  NO  COME  FAST  FAST
WAIT WHERE IS MY FREE IPOD NANO
MEMES Y U NO Original?
MEME creators why u no let me speak proper english
Mr. oxar y u no teach us chemistry?
UK Fans Y U No buy tickets?
memegenerator y yu no have makayla is not amusesd
ta prdel je bůh
COLE Y u no like ps3?!?!?
SIX FLAGS Y U NO CLOSER TO ME?
i deck DEVASTATION ur exodia pieces U Mad bro
Nele y u no stop being beautiful
quickmeme y u so stupid?
YES
Y U NO SPEAK AMERICANO?
People who want to  be admin y u no leave me alone
Jose mourinho y u no play kaka?!
Ben Y U no admit you're a brony?!
Y U  SO KIND
y u NO TEXT 302 to 56121 ?!?
The rockhouse rapist y u no like??
Google Drive Y u no work
SPRINT Y U HAVE SUCH SHITTY INTERNET?
Murray Y u no win Grand slams?
MICHAEL HOW YOU POKE BACK SO FAST
VANIER CoLleGe OmnivoX... Why you no have app For IphonE!!!
I Love you too bby <# y u no work keyboard
jotd y u no for laugh
AMD Y U NO FIX VIDEO DRIVERS?
pedobear y u no have candy
FF TEAMS Y U NO GIVE ME WIN THIS WEEK!?
ATS Curriculum Y U No MAKE SENSE!
CANY Y U NO LOVE BB
Facebook y u no suggest people with mutual friends?
David gregory why y u no ask mitt serious questions
PCB Y U NO ORGANIZE MATCHES ON SUNDAY
Baby Daddy Y U NO TAKE CARE OF KID
y u no stop hittin vtec!?
8 dolla give me 8 dolla now y u no gimme 8 dolla
spartans y u no charge?
KELDEO! Y U NO LEARN ICE BEAM!?
NIGHT SHIFT Y U SO BORING
wife y u no go to kitchen?
xD That moment u realize u bought mids
Y U NO LIKE ME? i SO PRETTY!
WEEKEND Y U NO STAY?
FACEBOOK Y U No BE NICE TO HELS?!
Ha Nguyen Sneaky Bat Parlour Reconstruction
shabbirv y u no give us a chance ??
Y U NO STUDYING ARTS
why you no pm me back?
Mikkelson y u no die already
Top Text Bottom TeXT
flutes ! why your flute angles so bad!
facebook update during day y u no wait till night time
EIMAN!!!!! Y U NO TEXT BACK
Last comment page on youtube video y u no have comments?
Dumb person y u no use google?
chops y u no stay when i no practice?
Skyrim y u no load faster?
ME FAMILIA! Y U KNOW PUT ISH AWAY???
press & sun bulletin y u no proof read!?
David  y u no be normal
palestinians y u mix up between masjed al aqsa and al quds !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
y u no like  turtlez
ESOHE Y U NO MY STRIPPER?
kenapa pas iklan sabun atau samphoo ga diliatin full adegan mandi nya
Torrents y u no seed?
MANOLO Y U NO BLOW ME
mmm the person you have called.. y u no answer the phone
Valerie Fambrough Y U No 11mile map?
LEE Y U NO GET LAST BUS!
DANONA WHY YOU NO PAY RENT
facebook y u no ask before givin me timeline
Why you no dumb!?! Like reece!!!:3
Y u no visit inhandz
BLACKSMITH BERLIN Y U NO LET ME +6 my stuffs?
Y U No message me
Med school y u no give me interview
midna y u no nice to link?
Ipod y u no have battery
oppa gangnam style wop wop
justin bieber y u no be my baby
Online Person y u no reply to my messages?
america y u no announce obama as president for a 2nd term already
lack of extradition treaty y u no remember to lack?
RICH Y U No like carmax
Y U NO MAKE OUT WITH ME
MUShroom arefin rohan Y U No walk straightly
Boogers on my fingers
I HAD a meme but p$g bought it
y U no USe ORIgINAL TEMPLATE?!!
#Arithmetic
Fishman why you no game
ANGEL y u no load?
memegenerator y u no work often
video game discs y u no load fast
y u no  falll in love with me
INternet explorer why you no fast!
|KPM| Y U NO ONLINE?
y u no make good paaad ?
justin bieber why don't you admit you are a girl
STUDENTS Y U NO USE LIBRARY?!
I SEND YOU A MSG Y U NO ANSWER?!?!?!
isshtop!! r u pom gana?
Ah! u MAKE FRUSH! Y U NO PRAY BONUS!
life y u no easy?
Y u no Stop saying 8 dolla 8 dolla
Y U NO FOLLOW ME?
Pokerist Y u pretend to be serious when u r rigged
math 
The facebook chat 'seen' feature y you no also give social security number?!
tM GACHA Y U NO GIVE ME NICE ITEMS
lazy user y u no google it yourself
ASP.net y u no work
college y u no have cheap textbooks?
SAI KANG WARRIOR! Y U NO LOOK AFTER OUR BELONGINGS?!
burgers  W Y NO LOVE ME BACK?!
Why you no  answer your phone after the second i text you
bell Y U No ring?!
Y U NO MESH SCULPT / MESH SUCKS!
Once Upon a time Y U no sued by Disney?
kate winslet y u so gorgeous
math teacher y u no speakity english?!
fUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MEME IDEAS Y U NO KEEP COMING?!?!
Y U NO PLAY WOW Y U NO HEALBOT ME
DAVID Y U TELL ALL GIRLS YOU LOVE THEM
Y U NO vote for Michele Wu  for 2016 secretary?
Dear test Y u no give answers?
salary y u no come
LONG ISLAND Y U NO HAVE UNITED MUSIC SCENE
Douche bags y u no stop wearing skinny jeans?
Waking up Y u so hard?
FRILLE Y U NO PLAY?
Y u no come to adelaide WWE? We no good enough?
POKER y u no let me win?
AutoCorrect memes y u no funny?
Y U NO STEAL MY SKATEBOARD
what is this  on minut ur on line next minute ur off
Firefox Y U No stop running after I close you?
my.harvard.edu y u no work?!
Y U NO LIKE BACON?
y U No fit Skinny jeans over my calves from band camp
ROBIN VAN PERSIE  Y U NO JOIN MAN UTD EARLIER ?!
hey theacher y u no leave those kids alone?
Freshmen Y U no use the right doors?!
MHSG y u no have grandmasters
Meme creators y u no make me laugh?
MILKSHAKES Y U NO BRING BOYS TO YARD?
WHY YOU ASIANS WALK SO SLOW?
CHO Y U NO HAVE SENSE OF HUMOR
Progressives Y U only anti-war  when republicans are in office?
Mohamerde merdah  y u no kill all the juices !??
SUMMER Y U NO LONGER
Chell y u no catch wheatly
JUSTIN BIEBER Y U NO BUY BALLS
o man y u no brush your teeth
Y U NO WRITE IN CONTEXT???
Chipotle y u no have rewards program??
help y u no help??
DRE Y U NO HAVE PHD!?!
Creeper Y U No Blow His House Instead
y u no voTe for sahana
beer y u no free?
toddler  y u no be quiet?
SENATORS Y U NO LIKE AIRSOFT?
y u no make a y u no meme!
TIMELINE Y U NO AWSOME LIKE OLD FACEBOOK
SPIDER MAN  Y U NO STOP GETTING CANCER?
LIVERPOOL Y U NO WIN GAMES
Hey APPLE RECORDS WHY U No luv spotify?!?
CYGAMES!!! Y U NO LET US TRADE IN TRADING GAME???
Gangnam style why you no get outta my head!
people from memegenerator.net y u no thumb up for my pics?
Removes someone from facebook y u no my friend anylonger?
Fuen y u no want ancient forest shard?!
y U no the worlds ends before taking the ib exams
FACEBOOK: AUtomatic group join y u no stop??!
SPONGEBOB! Y U NO MAKE GOOD EPISODES ANYMORE?!
Hooka Sessions  Y u No Smoke inside?
water y u no used as a coolant in an x-ray tube?
tim tebow  y u no throw good
Life Y U NO LET ME HAVE YOU
Y U NO KILL ASSMUNCH SANDUSKY
CoD Y U NO CHANGE?
Y U No Football
grandma y U no Take me home?
FlAVORITE Y U no make more chocolate likkastik
willie e. coyote y u no die?!
doood y u no say anything back???
Koli... koli... koli! y u no want to go to australia?!?
reddit y u down for MAINTENANCE when i'm drunk
religious people y u no like anybody?
Y U no see instagram sucks?
Y U NO Render quickly
Made a forums topic Y U NO POST ON IT?!?!?
Carnival Shows Y u no Funny?
CUTE GUY WITH SLEEVE TATTOO Y U NO TALK TO ME
facebook y u no get me my old profile back?
Stupid tickle in nose Y U no sneeze?
BEST BUY Y U NO GIVE ME LABOR?
TEDDY Y U NO SPEAK like TED?!?!
AAU y u no update website?
FACEBOOK  kau tidak menyediakan dislike button
People on craigslist why you no check with landlord before buying pet??
Members y u no vote
pac 12 officials y u no good
CHELSEA Y U SO SHIT?
USA WHY U NO MPP?
EA SPorts y u no LET OTHERS MAKE NFL GAMES?
electric zoo y u no live stream?
Scenehd y u nO ADD VERSION?
y u no excited backstreet's back?
tyson y u no make good chicken nuggets anymore?
Taliban! y u no learn how to shoot after 20 years of war?
Y U No calL 3013!?!?!?!
emmanuel addatu y u no grow faster?
y u no come to the oasis?
kojima
FLIPS y u no brains?
Why you no blow out candels
Iowa  y u no fun?
I DON'T HATE YOU ITS JUST MY ATTITUDE HAS SOME MAJOR ISSUES WITH YOUR PERSONALITY
politics y u no ever fix anything?
Came back from playing slender with armin i see all this scary stuff about a painting. why?
eVERYTHING Y U NO CHEAP
Joker Y U NO SERIOUS?
Eli!!!!  y u no make me memes anymore?
X-box controller y u have full battery but keep on disconnecting??...
Math y u no  Solve Ur own problems?
Y U NO LIKE ME  I GIRL MAGNET
JOVanovic!! y u no get injured
impreza wrx y u no let me downshift into first
DRUMSTICKS Y U NO LAST FOREVER?
PRI Y U NO ACCEPT you cheated on election day?
Erin y u no buy xbox?
newbie y u no read faq?
1st person with AIDS Y U NO leave monkey alone
AUFC  Y u no update your twitter
Y U NOT Like this meme ?
CARS Y U ALWAYS COST MONEY?
DAN Y U NO USE GMAIL?!!!1
old people y u no drive faster
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS Y U NO FEED ME?
jessica y u so beautiful
MODRIC Y U NO settle ur nose?
Solf! Y u no sink in?
sun y u no appear in summer ?
All Day All Night WTF!
Barack Obama Y U Break Reddit?
lauren y u no stop camwhoring?
Y U No My Friend Looser
common sense y u so rare among humans?
Diablo 3 Loot Y U no one-handed weapon?
TERUS GW HARUS BILANG 'WOW' gITU? eMANG GW PIKIRIN??    ARGHHH...
why do u troll us every time ayan??
WEINER Y U NO GET HARD?
OBAMA Y U NO LET ME BROWSE KITTEN PHOTOS
OBAMA IS A DOUCHE!!!!! Y U NO VOTE FOR OUR SHIT SANDWICH?!!
Kristīne Y U NO MARRY ME
girls y u no talk to me?
forrest y u no answer letters?
Y U no wave scumbag kim
Clint Y U NO get online sooner?
my Neybours y u no die
bombraker y u no play dayz!?
Sowden
kobe y u no pass ball
KANE Y U NO INBOX YOUTUBE DETAILS TO WILL
mean girls y u no be nice?
Y U NO MEME?
boyfriend y u no nicer in my dreams?
personal WRITING WHY U no easy
PSG Y U NO BUY ME?
MYSTERIOUS PROBLEM Y U NO REVEAL YOURSELF?
STOCKMARKET Y U NO BUY
fb page y u no get more likes than 60 without failing
Se&#241;oritas y u everywhere
Loud mufflers y u no shut up?!
wife y u never right
Y U NO BUY YEARBOOK Y PAY MORE LATER??
Withnail fans y u no like electric bitters?
Caius y u no stay up later?
name!  y u no generate!!!
y u no love me?
RoMNEY WHY YOU MEXICAN?
WHY U NO GET A LICENSE?!
y u no Mow Lawn
Cnu Wifi y u no work?
A donde mierda quieren que valla?
90's kids y u no have grammar skills?
friends Y U No tell me GW2 Server
TEHREALGAWD y u no like hitler?
I drove you everywhere why u no pay gas?
y u no stop sending me game requests
slender man y u no gtfo my mind
Heisenberg y u no nice to people?
UNSW LAW LIBRARY Y U NO RECEPTION???
Loki y u no come home
Chris bosh ... y u no tryout for for barney the DINOSAUR
MANDY  Y U NO TYPE FASTER?
y u no have reception in class phone!!
Y U NO WORK? Y U NO PERFECT?
Norwegian Wood Y U so short?
MS Ryan!!! Y U NO have OTHER CLOTHES!!!!
Disney y u keep raping my childhood with bad sequels?
tim tebow y u no good
Diz que  malandro e n&#227;o atura malandragem rasta de viagem
Perche'.......
Slender Man Y̡ ̡͠?U̷̧͠͡ ̷?Ą̶̛̀Ĺ̢W̕?A̴͞?Y͟҉̸͡S̵̡̛̕ ҉̷̴W̸̡͘͜͡&#192;̴̡?T̕͡C̶̵̴͟?H̶̢̧͞&#200;̸͡Ś̷̶̴̀
miss miss miss hurrel y u no listen
facebook y u no have dislike button?
Y U NO TAKE SHOWER U STINKY
skylanders y u no show more videos
Megan fox y u no strip?
Uses anderson toilets y u nO flush?
SKRILLEX Y U NO GOOD
BIOL 103a&B Students y u no ask for tutoring?
caleb y u no make presentation longer
Bill Y U DRINK CRAZY BLOOD
Mada Y u no pretend to like emo music?
Mollie Y U No bring me more pai?
y u no make me pretty
Adobe y u no put flash builder in web premium
Julian Y u no spell something wrong for once
Yammer Y U NO Support Markdown
BOGOT&#193; Y u no warm?
Liburan Y U no lebih lama
ONE DIRECTION Y U NO LOOK LIKE REAL MEN
BBM Y U NO LET ME SLEEP
Rochester in 1996 film y u no broooood!!!
TROLLFACE Y U NO TROLL
BOTDF Y U No die?!
MICHAEL!! WHY YOU SO GAYY??!
daft punk y u no release new album?
Y U No trade me Matt Bryant?
Mama y u no say i special
aurora y u so awesome?!?
If he cums in my ass It's legitimate
aaron corpora y u no hold onto football?
y u no  frist
PSG Y U NO WIN
EMS and hospitals y u no use technology from best buy?
boy i like y u no talk to me in facebook?
PES Y U SO SHIT?
Omegle Y u no let me talk to girls?
Y u no  wanna be Facebook friends?
Skype y u no autoscroll properly?
ferrets! y u no eat all your meatz!!!
isaac y u no live closer to me?
RamEn noodle y u so good?
alex y u no change ur draws
martin Skrtel  y u pass to tevez ?
Facebook friends Y U NO like primtivejim page?
hey young man y u no eat dugong
GOD Y U NO give me strngth
BASKETBALL Y U NO GO IN THE HOOP
Y U No follow  @loserfeiten
Matt heritage y do servos no spell good?
hot hornsby girls why u no exist
real slim shady y u no stand up
boBBIE Y U NO QUIT QG
Biz Y U No Appreciate
restaurants Y u no have pepsi and coke?
Dodgers... Y u no run out of money
Mary y u no jst leave my amna?
Kids Y u eat ketchup but not tomatoes
u No Call me maybe?
facebook y u no let me sleep
Y U NO READ THE RULES CAREFULLY!?
DISC Y U NO FLY THE WAY I WANT U TO FLY
Early game RELEASE Y U ALWAYS LATE
my Friends... Why U No like my page??
bosses KOZEL
Hot member of boyband y u no answer my tweets?
Nerf guy y u no sign in
y u no use punctuation?!
Veronica maggio y u no come 2 america
Job why you so hard to find?
excuse me waitress y u no speak english
SHITTY BLOGGER Y U NOT PUT A TWITTER LINK IN THE POST?
tianna  why you such a how
Tries to connect to Internet with MBB Y U No work???
je tweet naakt foto waar is je zelfrespect
Hey i just met U So y u no call me?
mexican firefighter y u no name your sons jose & hose-b?
Y U No Remember my candidate
u beat me in duel again ?! y i no win!
Marijuana Y u no legal?
elzo y u no get well soon ??
IT'S WAR! MARILYN VS. JANELLE
spotify Got Ads
silent fart y u no warn me?
Friends y u no listen
Leads Y U No end?!
Genres Y U No make sense?
superman y u no here
mobstahzzzz!!! y u no paramdam??
DICE Y U NO implemente battlerecorder
Tumblr! Y U NO LET ME CHANGE PRIMARY BLOG?!
BAnd students y u no stay quiet at attenetion
Teacher y u no teach?
y u no talk to me
Dashboard Y U no update
Y  U  No Keep reservation??
god!! why you no help people in africa!!
CHRISTIAN Y U NO DROP HEALTH INSURANCE?!
Wrestling is fake? SO ARE MOVIES >:D
Gay man y u no like girls?!?
Jewish People Y u no Believe Jesus??
Keith Richards Y U No Stop taking Drugs Before Look Like That?
five star wars movies y u no mention 'high ground' ever before?
robert de niro y u no try?
Maggie
GC Y U NO DISAPPEAR?!?
EXCEL y u so frustrating
Dwight y u take  forever to sign with lakers?
Time to get a watch
Happy birthday y u no start your own thread?
Henry hutt? what the f*ck yo?
Spiderman! y u arrive just in time?! y no early?!
Geocachers y u no attend?
Scrooge mcduck Y u no dive in bills ?
Kylie minogue y u no ageing?
y u no meme  y u no have this part in blue?
Qualia y u no been quine-d?
je retweet maarje volgt niet?
peasant y u no give me money?!
disney y u no protect club penguin loader
GOP y u no like liberty?
firefox y u no stop lagging
meme makers y u no do the 'kill yourself' meme right?
birthday Y u no hurry up and come?!
Marcey Levine y u no go to sleep?
Mr. jeremiah and other teachers y u no make your assembly speeches shorter?
Blue tc Y u no orange?
VBSCRIPT Y U NO HAVE MULTI-LINE COMMENTS?!
randy y u no go see gay show with me
Y U NO PORSCHE
slim fast shake y u no make me slim faster
each time i scroll my newsfeed y u no stop posting gangnam style?
kevin millar y u steal got heem from brian wilson?
Relationships y U No continue without cheating
Dev Y U NO leave code alone
PASSING LANE Y U NO PASS
PASSING LANE Y U NO PASS
y u no RICK ROLL?
He counters amrbar and triangle choke Y u no use omoplata?
catho  y u no give me my marks ?
Y U NO TALK TO ME AT SCHOOL BUT ON INBOX UR LIKE HAYY :(
SPONGEBOB  Y U NO LET PATRICK BE DIRTY DAN
Alif Y u no listen to metal music?
cling wrap y u no CLING?
YOUTUBER Y U NO SUBSCRIBE
chik fil a y u no like gays
Copy & Paste Y u no remove Hash tags for facebook
Maroon 5
Followers Y u no retweet me??
mc donalds y u no have no animals!!??
STUDENTS Y U NO PUT NAME ON ASSESSMENTS
Car door light y u no turn off and make my battery flat?
WHY YOU NO PLAY DIABLO 3?!
Y U No respond to my messages?
KPOP LYRICS Y U NO LEARNABLE
Luke why you not like dogs
Y U NO NOT HAVE A GAY FACE
Flip flip
you're in i.t. y u no know this stuff?
BBC AMERICA Y U NO SHOW CLASSIC DOCTOR WHO?!
If UR CHRIS UR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
everybody else in DA world ... y u no accept my luv ?
memegenerator y u no let me use 2nd template
Joe Why You no post cute anniversary status?
ai momenti kur vin musafir me fmi edhe fmija ta nalin televizorin
Annoying orange y u no annoy justin bieber
QBC  Y U NO GIVE MORE FREE DRESS DAYS ?
CARROTTOP Y U NO FUNNY
I.t. Y U No make Internet faster
PACKETS MOVE TOO FAST SWITCH
le rabia y u no give me my 1000 rupees?
school y u no start later?
run on sentences y u no fix?
bank y u no FREE MONEY?
Y U NO Be My FRiend
y u no help like amanda does
y u no text him back he probably lonely
me lleva porque  yo nunca habia visto esa serie
got forumteam for warzones never get the loot
Y U NO  TYPE ENGLISH
Y u no type stackenblochen?
LOOKS AT RESULTS Y U NO A*?!
mom y u no close door after talking to me
y u sooo mean?!!?! y u noo care?!!?!?
You oNly think T Rex an MeMes are funny
I said  no mayonnaise
RANDY ORTON Y U NO HEEL YET?
YU NO ME??
FORUMS Y U NO REVEAL SECRETS?
Yu NO ME???
TIGERNET 2  y u no AUTHENTICATE
charlie sheen y u no win?
CUSTOMER Y U NO GIVE TIP?
mike shinoda
why my mom doesnt fart ? But my dad every 3 seconds
I want network so bad y u no accept friend request?
Y U No Stay Longer
nvidia! Y U NO low th e gtx580 prices!
weather man y u lie to us?!?!?!?!
memegenerator.net Y U NO let me show 'talk to the mirrorsaur' meme!!!
instructor y u no have clean run?
GAS PRICES Y U NO STOP CHANGE PRICE
jack tv  y u no wwe
teach yourself arabic y u no teach me?!
x factor y u no stop?!
teach yourself arabic y u no teach me?!
maher zain y u no coming to uk ?!?
Canteen y u no sell hashbrowns at lunch
MUM DOESN'T ANSWER WHEN I CALL Y U NO LOVE ME?!
universe y u no stop expanding
project decimate players y u no add me in game???
funimation y u no cast amanda lee as minatsuki in the english dub of deadman wonderland?
Y u no shut up When im TAlking
Legitmite raped? Y u no pull back Eggs
my little pony y u no have younger audiences
Kitty litter Y u No clump???
Riverview guys y u no act white
people y u no select language
ohai wvu Y U NO PLAY PITTSBURGH
summer y u no go slower?
y u no make good meme?
bugsy y u no learn
Y U No want vote by mail
y u no upvote thorrbo?
SASHA GREY Y U SO Beautiful
MASTERS Y U NO BE FRIENDS?!
Emelie Why u no let me see movie
tatkal booking on irctc y u give service unavailable
y u no like  forever alone ?
meme generator
KANI Y U NO SEND SUNNY 5 SMS's a day
I'm a cute blogger. Y U no follow me?
big_ben_clock Y U bong!
good people
NICKELBACK WHY U EXIST?
Y U GIVE DETENTION FOR yawning Mrs. Williams?
sleep y u no come!?
ambien y n u cause HALLUCINATIONs anymore?
y u no guy y u no stop saying y u no?
zfvxzfga blox yourself
Y U NO LIKE http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/25098543.jpg
hey jason bro y u no work-out & lose weight??
Cup Why u no stay full
SKIDROW Y U NO RELEASE THE DAMN CRACK
why you no put link. brown kid?
WHY U NO LIKE ME..... IS IT MY POTATO HEAD?
NewEgg Why you no deliver headphones till Monday?
CREEKSIDE y u no get better internet
homework  y u no make sense
BBZ Y U NO LOVE ME 4EVA
LE WIFE Y U NO MAKE ME SANDWICH
Renegauge!!! y u no play good music?!?!
ANNE KNOCKS ON DOOR AND ENTERS Y U NO WAIT FOR ANSWER
douchebag y u no stop deleting posts
Finale Y you no run faster?
ACTORS IN SURFING MOVIES Y U NO GET SAND ALL OVER YOU?!?!?
CONNOR Y U DELETE ME!?
Texting y u no text back
!!!justin!!! Y U no be mexican?
VETERINARY DEPARTMENT Y U NO RELEASE TEST RESULTS?
HAIR AND NAILS Y U NO GROW FASTER?
MARIA Y U SO FUNNY
Ahmad Shafik fans y u no mohamed morsi?
Y U NO TAKE ME WITH YOU
scumbag generator y u no work
Thread y u no stay on topic?
counter strike y u no let me sleep?
Y  U No Buy My book Desarollo humano D papalia  11ed como nuevo $55
Kelly Y u no text me back!?!
Adriel y u r gay
Seattle y u no have air conditioning?
furAffinity y u no load!?
cat y u push my pills on the ground!
JONAS ROTHERS Y U SO GAY
Air condition inside y u no close the door?
Y U NO YUNO?
doloras Y U No stop talking about the trackbed
friends y u no invite me places?
Wacken y u no be everytime ?
GRRR!!! Y U NO PLAN AHEAD???
Turbo Junky y u no use paypal?
Last.fm scrobbler y u no scrobble
Boobs y u No like them ?
Sagna Y U NO stop breaking leg?
y u no date big booty woman
NCAA Y U NO SANCTION UNC?
NERD Y U NO PLay fantasy football?
NED FLANDERS Y U NO SPEAK FLEMISH?
Mustafa 3abbas.... y u no leave us alone???
architects y u no have notion of gravity?
Brits Y u no drive on right side of the road?
DEGRASSI Y U NO SHOW CAMAYA
nail salon y u no got clear nail polish?
Porque  que escolhes sempre a pior????????
mail carrier dude y u no ever start route at any house i have ever lived in? y u no come in morning ever?
siri y u no talk dirty to me
NICOLE Y U NO GUESS WHO I AM?
Best Friend y u no answer my mails when i need your help?
ATM Y U NO HAVE MY MONEY
SCHOOL Y U NO GONE
GREYMON Y U NO DIGIVOLVE
SOUTHPARK Y U NO HAVE CURE FOR TIMMY
scarlett valen y u  no fat?
y u so stupid made in china
chs y u no use memes correctly
employer y u no haz steady business?
ATM Y U NO HAVE MY MONEY
joker y u no serious
snongbob y u no like squidward
APPle  y u no make Ipone 5
ARCHIMEDES Y U NO FREE
RONJA Y U NO SLEEP TONIGHT?!
HEDGEHOGS Y U NO JUST SHARE HEDGE?
WYLAN Y U NO RESPOND
Y u no give back old facebook?
DAN SCHNIEDER Y U NO MAKE MORE VICTORIOUS?
ADELE'S EX BOYFRIEND Y U NO LET ADELE HAVE IT ALL?
LADY GAGA Y U NO BE A WOMAN?
Japanese maple y u no make syrup?
Hey i just meet u  y u no give number
MILEY CYRUS Y U NO AT HOGWARTS?
Lord Srimanarayana y u no cook also?
Y U No get fast food?
Taylor Y you care
Bot Pushed Y U NO GANK!
fantasy league why you no join?
Gamestop y u no sell gba games no moar?!
Grandma y u no take me home?
Guild Wars client y u no stop downloading new files?
Arsenal captains!! y u no choose a different date to be free from arsenal??
Valve
RAIN! Y u so wet?
wesley y u like susan boyle
tech n9ne  y u no kill drake
SCANEYE Y U NO HAVE INFORMATION  ABOUT MY IP???
parents y u smoke weed?
SNOOP DOG Y U NO DROP IT LIKE IT'S HOT
Poser Girlz Y U NO LIKE THE WHOLE BAND?!?
KOrean girls  Y u no go to MichigAn?
ahh golden syrup y u have to leak for!
Fish Aways y u no deliver?!
Y U NO HELP ME ?!
MINECRAFT Y U NO HAZ MOAR PIXALS
You see my message why you no respond?
Y U CARE MORE ABOUT UNIFORM THAN OUR EDUCATION
Expendables 3 casting people Y U No cast Liam Neeson?
blackfriars students Y u no pee in toilet?
Net Guardian Y U No let me go on meme generator
Marcus y u no social?!
y u no read thesis
hey! y u no donate?!?!
Boner Y u no just let me cuddle?
skyrim y u no let me take arrow to knee
KOBE  Y U NO PASS DA BALL?
ATLUS Y U NO PUT NEW GAME+ ON PeRSONA 2 psp
KIKI Y U NO GET RED POPSICLE?!
9gag y u no stop  posting animal posts
someone stole your skullcandy aviator? Y U  don't try #MartesDeSkullcandy
Steam y u no connection?
rACHEL Y U NO LIKE J-E-S-U-S
facebook y u no ask me first if i don't want timeline?!
Jazmin Y u no get food
Followers y U No Follow Me Back?
unfollower y u no  jst keep calm and hit the follow button
conservatives y u no conserve
#MartesDeSkullcandy LEAVE TO STUDY FOR MY EXAM ONLY ONES TO WIN Skullcandy!
tORRENT WHY YOU NO DOWNLOAD?
#martes de skullcandy y u no give them? I want to feel what a real headphones
Ifunny Y u being retarded?
BARRE CHORDS Y U SO HARD TO PLAY?
meme generator y u no let me sleep
netflix y u no rewind slower?
peugeot y u no make beautiful cars anymore?
person who hit my car Y U NO LEAVE NOTE?!
carly rae y u no call me?!
CS:GO Y U NO RELEASE?
flac y u no use foobar?
End user y u no read non-existent documentation
match y u no light up birthday candles right
match y u no light up birthday candles right
7301ST mtsb WHY YOU SO FAR AWAY?
FIFa  Y U no leave me boyfriend alone
valve y u no give us cs:go beta!
TALHA BHAI Y U NO START BODYBUILDING
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SYGDWM FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUK
valve y u no give us cs:go beta
PUNNETT SQUARES Y U NO LEAVE MY OFFSPRING ALONE!
Peter Golding y u no stick to topic?
android releases update to ice cream sandwich. y u no give me ice cream sandwich?
Y U NO  MAKE US A BG
Hot co-worker Why you no work today?
Y u No Complete 28 day challenge
Y UR FARTZ SMELLZ LIKE DEAD PEOPLE
Drake Y U NO UNDERSTAND  YOLO DOESN'T WORK ON MEXICAN PARENTS
cav road y u no have parties
pretty girl y u no wear skirts?
12 year old girls who take pictures of computer screens for facebook Y U no use print screen?
JO YOUNG MIN Y U SO HANDSOME? :'>
INVITATION CARD.. Y U NO CHEAPER?!
GOOD GUYS Y U NO HOT
Indian Y u no luv my lipz
from new zealand y u no do hakka
weekend y u not here yet?
ichiro u here 10 year. y u no speak engrish?
Spotify y u no have visualizer?
y u no call me?
kbeastw y u no answer me fast
Vulgar ballet y so awesome!?!?
mick jagger y u no get satisfaction?
Video y u no make abi look good?
Jeff Davis Y U NO STEREK?
HDB Y U NO RESULT YET???
SCHOOL Y U NIO START LATER?
damn u bubble safari y u take my girl
forever alone y u never not be alone
tailgater y u no keep your distance
justin beiber y u no be straight
RAPHAEL SAADIQ Y U NO AGE?
APPLE WHY U NO PUT BACK LIMBIK 2 ITUNEZ?
sega y u no like sally?
Y U No die yet? fuuuuuuuuu!
my little pony y season 3 only have 13 episodes
red bull y u no let me sleep?
ط?ل Y U NO PLAY L4D2
SEGA Y U NO MAKE gOOD SONIC GAMES ANYMORE?
Y U NO STREETVIEW ?!
Nokia Y U No get andriod
JESSIE y u no do me tbh
ASAP ROCKY Y U NO STOP COPY SPACEGHOSTPURRP?
money y u no lke me?
money y u no like me?
is that worth &#163; 35 million
FACEBOOK GIRLZ Y U NO LOOK SEXY IN PERSON
Y U No subcribe yet?
You CITY CHERAS Y U NO unit left
Total biscuit y u no stop eating biscuits and perhaps try fruit
anthony y u no catch the ball??
SOURCEFORGE  WHY U SO SLOW
Girls y u no uNDERSTAND BOY HAVE HEARTS TOO!
pork y u no give us green light
Slender man Y u no give me hug
Monday
USS PORTER Y U NO GET OUT THE WAY?
HOgwards Y U No send us wizard?
u LOVE ANIMALS WHY U KEEP EATING THEM??
Y U NO LEARN how to use memes
Y U SO CUTE?
Green street  why no third one!
Fun. Y U No live up to your name?
HackForums Why you always go down
ermahgerd y u no make sense
y u no talk to me on the text messages
BANE Y U NO GIVE BATMAN PERMISSION TO DIE?
soy bacelonista y que xuxa
POTTERHEADS Y U NO ASK THE ADMIN some questions?
Why yu no show love
Adam Y U no wake up? I Punch your face!
Christian Tiongson y u no make le server?
Autodesk 3ds max y u no easier to use
Team gb Y u only good at sitting-down sports?
MS RURU y u no study hard like rock?
Meetme.com users y U NO DATE BLACK GUYS?
textbooks y u no have ctrl f
Small town y u no have anything to do?
Weed Why you no get me higher?
y u no  make good babies
Facebook  y u NO HAVE ANY INTERESTING STATUSES?!
Y U NO TELL THE TRUTH?!
slenderman y u no move
S P  y u no come online
dailydoseoftroll.blogspot.in/ y u have so many ads??
Why u no finish   THE LAST BITE
Lectures.. why u no end ??
Y no All faction fitted ?
B475.info Y U NO HAV A DA MEMBERS YET?
LUKE HAWLEY Y U NO SHUT YA MOUTH?
Memes y u so funny
Y U NO DINKLEBERG?
Teddy wright y u no leave brandy
Samoans has access to leaves
Tracy morgan y u no see if annie is ok
socially awkward penguin Y u no just turn around and change background to red
american pickers y u no make frank lose weight
pokemon y u no likey?
Turds  y u take so long to come out
FRESHMAN Y U NO GET INVOLVED?!
memegenerator y u always down?
Horse Y YOU ROLL AFTER BATH?!?!
BROTHER Y U NO STOP LIKING MY PICTURES
adalia rose why u no me gusta
Sodapoppin y u no stream?!
kitchen remodel y u no in my budget?
Mitt romneys wifes horse y u no win horse dancing medal?
talia al ghul y u no love batman in the dark rises?
bieber fans y u no just go and die
Bullhorn Y U no go faster??
Former communist leaders y u never reached Karl marx's utopian ideology?
AMERICA Y U NO HAVE CANDIDATES NEAR MY POLITICAL VIEWS
Lansing Y U No POWER?
na chuj ta oś czasu?!
James champion y u no champion
y u no RTFM???
MOM Y U NO LET ME FAP IN PIECE
slender man y u no let me collect 8 pages?
FEMEN Y U NO GET BACK IN KITCHEN ?!
LINKIN PARK HATERS Y U NO STFU!?
Girlfriend Y u no asian
Facebook why u force timeline
y we no get jerseys? Because no one pay money!
machel montano y u no make better olyimpic song
Children Why U No leave?
Y NO TEXT ON TOP?
russian roulette y u want me dead
Mr T Y U NO getting on no plane
higgs boson y u no spin
oh no! y u no stop
qwop y u no just run?
BGT y u no take care of your coasters?
RANNA!! Y U NO LIKE MY COMMENTS?
Y U NO USE APP.NET
qwop y u no coordinated?
people y u no answer?
Hey Students Y U NO BRING PEN OR PENCIL?!
kriss jenner y u no have younger daughters make sextape too
Long jonh silvers y u no in jacksonville
kris jenner  y u no make kim do more sextape
tobin heath y u so tricky?
oN u y ?yaw thgir eht siht etirw
Spock y u no kiss kirk
Mat stfuuuuuuuuuu
HOLLYWOOD Y U NO STOP MAKING THOSE PLASTIC CGI remakes of movies of my childhood?
Car in froNt of me in traffic jam Y U NO MOVE?!?
Brian Y U No have good luck?
WORMS! Y U ALWAYS A COMINING OUTTA MY CATS ASS
beer cans y u no refill?
we fixed peer2peer now y u no ask me to buy files
world of warcraft y u no let me study?
Southwest Y U NO Fly to Orlando Direct from Dulles?
PROFILE PICTURE CROPPER Y U NO USE ENTIRE PICTURE?!
SUMMER Y U NO LAST LONGER?!?
RESETTI! Y U NO STOP YELLING!?
Colleagues  Y U NO TAKE A CALL?!
Syntha-6 y u taste so good?
porque hay gente  TAN CRITICONA????
Rosi y u no work?
srivasanth y u no accept that u r down under pro?
Naruto y u no release daily??
France Y U So jelly?
Slow drivers Y u speed up in overtaking lane
Taxi drivers Y u don't indicate
CRUSH Y U No REPLY?
kiwi y u no buy weed?
Charlie  Y u no let me eat u ?
LUigi y u so useless?
IT'S A STATUS
School Books... Why you so expensive!
Queens of the stone age Y u no release new album?
floods y u no subside??
why we no hang out together?!
people y u no gangnAM?!
ED BORSTEIN Y U ALWAYS ONE UP JP FINN?
Y U SO STUPID!?
defias roleplayers y u no give attention to this post?
Bicycle riders Y u no ride on the sidewalk that's 3 feet from you
Y u no Follow instagramember?!
usb drive
tom y u no
Dojimas Y U NO LET ME PROGRESS IN YOUR SOCIAL LINK
Norwegian refs Y u no nice to Canada!?!?!
Y You no dIE
Nima Y u no stop playing TF2
FRANK IERO
Christian bale  Y U Batman voice
BLIZZARD WHY DID YOU DO THAT ?
youtube y u no let me skip ad?
Chief Keef y u no like?
nyon cat y u no end?
why u go 4 F*ckıng 50/50
RIDDLESCHOOL Y U NO SHUT THE F*** UP ALREADY
Michelle Obama why you tell single moms in ghetto buy expensive organic food?!
mom  y u make me put trash out @ night?
Evan Y U text 3 times?
Y U NO  MAKE 5 PLAYER?!
MTM Y U NO DO REAL MOD WORK?
idea y u been done before?
Scyther! y u no learn fly
KaIONE Y U NO BUY CHOGATH'S SKIN
Me reading Catching fire: Katniss you have no right to be jealous. you have peeta YOU.have.peeta.
Latisha Sonali Philips Y U mute my silent angel
Y U No SEED IN OUTER RING
Carly Rae Jepsen y u no call me first?
LIFE Y U NO COME WITH CHEAT CODES
pokerist why u players shitty
sierra y u no love me
Cedric  y u no reply?
Zahraa Y always answers hehe to my romans?
APPLE Y U SUX WITH OUR PRIVACY
freshmen y u open mouth?
Lemon Y u no taste good
Zootha Why You So gay!
C.J Wilson Y U No throw good game!!
OBAMA Y U NO FIX ECONOMY
Super Clips y u no good at giving haircuts
Ibrahimovic Y U NO GET NOSE JOB!?
TV  y u no let bryan the ceo have his own show
Stray cat i adopt y u no snuggle??
SIMPLE PLAN Y U NOT COME TO COLOMBIA
hurdle game on google y u no give me three stars
Y U NO  Tell me who in cherno?
Christian keil y u no make save states?
rose y u no let me live too?!
YGGDRA! Y U FIGHT ALONE?!
JYOTi y u no dump চামাইন?
Cory
work girl y u know show more cleavage
ATHEISTS Y U NO BELIEVE IN GOD?
Ganon y u no master Zerg !?
Cast List  Y u no come faster?!?!
claudia y u no shut up
ladies y u no stop dating A$$holes?
y u so curios george
Google hurdle game Why u No give saurabh three stars
Creeper Y u no blow up?
pretty little liars y u so addictive?!
YUPL&#211;N Y U NO STOP with the OFFERS
isuzone storm punk y u no have money to spend on the things you want?
Y U No Like me I SO Pretty
JOSH Y U NO PLAY SHOW WITH ANTICS ON SATURDAY?!
Lauren WHy you no text me back?
darlene y u no loveme!
pERMAINAN ONLINE ! KENAPA KAGAK KEBUKA !
weather in manila y u no change
Y U  NO? GO TO SCHOOl?
Amazon cloudfront Y U NO Set Access-Control-Allow-Origin header
romney why you no pay taxes?
Y U NO READ DEV POST?
TASHA Y U SO BEAUTIFUL? <3
david y u no not touch stuff
WALLY WEST Y U NO BE IN NEW 52
Y U NO LIKE BEING HAPPY BRAIN?
Kendall Why u no play tenor sax
great britain y u so good at cycling
Julian Casablancas Y u no come over here?
Shaelyn!!! y u no love me!!!
KARA Y U NO SEND ME E-CARD?!
Cristiano Ronaldo y u no wear longer shorts?!?!
Katerini bus y u no come?
BRONIES Y U SO GAY
not your type??? what do you mean!!!!!
Scripps local news Why yu no like nasa
arsenal y u no announce cazorla signing
jamaica y u no lose sprint race
ROVER CAMERA Y U NO USE COLOR?
bETHESDA! Y U NO RELEASE DAWNGUARD 4 PS3!?!
doctors y u nO have appointments!!!
zlatan ibrahimovic y u no get nose job?
juliendethurens y u make me tl;dr
forever alone y u no get plastic surgery
Y u MAKE WIFE THINK U DIE!
y u no give me straight answer  to last mem i sent you on facebook?
Y U NO SUBSCRIBE?
Little Bunny foO-foo Y u no stop bobbing field mice on the head?
who's scott midosis?
facebook y u no stop sending auto generated message
Armani y u has no a/c?
gm Y U NO CHECK PAINT B4 U PAINT WHOLE ROOM?
corp  when my hot pocket is done
Jedi knights Y U NO hold onto lightsabers?
DICE Y U NO LET ME FLY the AC130!?
michael bay y u no research!?
memes y u no can delete?
sugar sugar how u get so fly?
B2ST Y u no come here!!!
follower Y U NO REBLOG FROM ME!
BIG GREY CLOUDS Y U NO RAIN?!
FATE! Y U No give me 5-point 1.5 pentalobe screwdriver?!
Yo Mitt Y U No be consistent?
SHAHID KAPOOR Y U TYPE LIKE THIS?
john smith y u no paint with colors of wind?
Marching band y u start sooner than school
ENGLAND/TEAM GB Y U no practice penalties? You know they gonna happen!!!
Fat girls why u try to sit on sink
Chinese olympic athletes y u no donate medals to other country
y u no laugh at my joke
GUY IN THE YELLOW HAT Y U NO SAY YOUR NAME?
wife y u no let me play computer games?
HUGO Y U NO LIKE CHICKEN DANCE?
West coast y u no kick straight?!?
LORD OF RICE Y U NO GO LIKE IT ON FACEBOOK?
Marina Y U NO READ CARD
ANYONE who moves to american and speaks a foriegn language Y U NO SPEAK ENGLISH
Other Kids next to mikey in Life commercial Y U NO TRY CEREAL?!
Anyone who moves to america and doesnt learn any other language than their own Y U NO SPEAK ENGLISH?!
timmys parents y u no notice his fairy godparents?!?!
steven  y u no like OBSESSED gf?
Franky y u no shakespeare?
Asad supporters Y U NO HAVE COMMON SENSE?!
PATA Jee! y u no send Sacky's link to neyamat?
JAMIE GALYER Y U NO SKATE FIRLE?
y u no quickscope?
.jpg y u so shitty
hot chick y u hav no boobs?
Olympics y u no spring and fall?
(屮ﾟДﾟ)屮 Y U NO HAVE ANIME-PLANET UPDATER
Y U NO DRINK ORANGE JEWS NOOB
why you no run server?
y ME CANNOT REMEMBER
y you dont want  me chantelle
minecraft  y u no have circles
TANIKA Y U NO SLEEP?
Iboo!! y u no tell me sooner
Y U no text me back is there someone else
freeium y u no make?
life y u no fair ?
BUTTFACE Y U NO GET OFF MY iPHONE
youtube y u no go back to orginal layouts
Clitoris hand Y u get cramp and no work?
GUY ON CRAIGSLIST Y U NO CALL BACK
QOHET N/5 ORA ME FSHI  KOJSHIKJA
mudkip y u no liek mudkip
anti-bronies if you hate mlp so much
eddard stark y u no just kick everyone's ass and not tell the bad guys your plans?!
Colin y u no play wiht me on a game that i want to play with you while trying to type to the end of typing to not be able to type anymore. the square root of pie is 7
freemium Y U No Make?
women olympic swimmers y u no have boobs
World trade center y u no have twin?
Matt Y U NO MOVE UPSTAIR?
MIGUNA MIGUNA Y U NO WRITE SEQUEL
JORDAN Why you so gay?!
cm punk y u no tweet
this is a drawing in a dark blue background
kigon y u no stop talking!
steam y u no discount my wishlist?!
INDIA Y U NO WIN GOLD MEDAL
is raining y u no take prius?
GIRLS Y U ALL LIKE ME
Y U NO PLAY wORDS
race why  u not disappear
sleep y u no.......zzzzzzzzzz
slender man y u so scary ?
ECLIPSE Y U NO RESPOND?
OBEY
WALLED GARDEN!! Y U NO PAY BILL!!
MARCO Y U NO SAY MEME RIGHT
y u no join league of epic-ity?
y u call your elbow a weenis?
y u no have butt?!??!
memegenerator users y u no bother to look at the other templates?!
antonio y u no stop likeing girls with big booty photos?
crush y u no make first move
NOTCH Y U NO RELEASE MODDING API FOR US
Y U No  Download our app ?
y u no download our app ?
clouds y u no let me look for eid moon
Sup BRO! Y U NO DRINKIN IPA
SUP BRO ! Y U NO POUND BEER
Y U no buy more stuff so we can fix the economy?
asians y u no leave medals for other countries too
MGA KA MOVE ON  Y U NO SHARE OUR PAGE ?
Y u No Has flag?
playstation 3 y u no good as xbox
soccer memes y u no called football memes
რ?ც ?რ უნდ? ეც?დ? მ?ინც ულტრ?სი იგებს
guys y u no like me?
10gen y u no make working database?
Anthony Y U No call back on time‽
laredo  y u no get snow?!??
Rufus y u so lame?
cservice y u no promote me?!
boss y u no take the elevator?
brangelina y u no adopt me!?
brain y u no learn things?
Pacquiao Y u no fight floyd
caleb.... y u not still there??
life y u no gimme lemons?!
Y u no have facebook?!? oh that's right your amish
czech people y u no shower?
POST-ROCK Y U SO Underrated?
Y U NO Follow my new blog?
TWITCH TV Y U NO STOP LAG?
wannabe meme makers y u no use memes right?!
lazy ass y u no clean bar after last rep?
Young Boys Y U Blame switzerland every year?
Yamcha Y U NO stay alive
facebook y u no book?!
USPS Y U No as reliable as DHL?!?
ARIK ZEEVI Y U NO TRAIN BJJ?
Ryan y u no stock fujitsu mobile starter kit 18 S26391-F6036-L610
gotye  y u have no clothes on!?
people of facebook y u send me stuff i dont want!?
DTRA Y U NO Have dress code?
SHIT Y U NO GIVE?
JAILBIRD y u no update crush?
TROLLS YUNO GIVE UP?
y u no got 7 fingers!?
dear hot teachers y u no come to our school?
Sister Why u so irritating???!!!
dinosaurs y u no in bible!?
parachute y u no always open?!
Clothes Y U No auto-organize at the closet
safeway y u no give discount
Dolan's Y U SO Cheap
raw instinct y u no have originality??
Bathrooms
NBC y u no play foreign national anthems
American ninja WARRIOR   Y u no beat stage 2
WOMEN FOOTBALL PLAYERS Y U NO CELEBRATE LIKE BALOTELLI
Y U IN CLASS U GO GET GNARLY CUPCAKE
rachael y u find jonas brothers hubba hubba
PAM Y U NO SKYPE
situation ?y u no change
DAMN U RENT I JUST PAY LAST MONTH
kelly y u no have aloe?
September 18 Y U TAKE SO LONG?
Stupid frenchmen y u spell croissant And not grosang
Brain y u no let  the right words come out when crush is around?
pourquoi quand je joue avec mes potes a fifa je suis aussi merdique
Christopher nolan Y U no make good final installment
steve y no give me ur decks?!
Y U NO LIKE  ONE DIRECTION
People in general y u no play league of legends????????!!!!!!!
olympics y u no live?
y u no  show up for warm ups
y u no  show up for moring practice
Swiss Why do you drive 130 km/h on the left Lane Autobahn
y u no use memegenerator?
ENGL Y U NO MAKE SMALLER FOOTSWITCH?!?!?
jenny y u so fat?
y u no stop posting memes!?
people from school y u no accept my friend request
Blacckers y u no invite us to your bbq???
uuuuu uuuuuuuuuuuuu
catwoman y u no expose your boobs?
haribo why u so tasty?
walter white y u no like tortilla factory?
hasbro y u no make 4d system
zulma y u no poke back
hipster tumblr pics y u no die already?
Y U NO USE MEME RIGHT?
Brand X y u no fight back
y u no have evora coe??
FRIDGE Y U NO CLOSER TO ME?
members y u no be active?
aashu sharma y u no bring axis back
screamapova y u no play tennis with mouth shut?
Birthday Y U No get day off!?
MOTHER-IN-LAW Y U NO DIE?
Tenzing's Memes y u no subscribe
Y U NO  ERASE PAST CONVERSATIONS
you comment on my status then why you know like!
Mittens Y U NO pay taxes?
women y u no be logical?
HTML 5 WHY YOU NO SUPPORTED?
2012 olympian gymnasts y u no have boobs
Heh ro? y u no respond?!
My eyeliner is smudged Y U NO TELL ME ?
justin bieber y u no say never
y u no answer phone??
Sega Y U NO MAKE SONIC ADVENTURE 3?!
hubble y u no see ECONOMIC CRISIS?!
uranus y u no change ur name!?
nibiru y u no ordinary orbit?!
WORK Y U NO DO IT YOURSELF
mayans y u no Foresee spaniards!?
nibiru y u no come back?!
Bill Gates y u no become batman
Dearest tim
big fat man i said no cukiez 4 u!
Michael Phelps y u no win 20?
celine y u no can sing
y u no let me work
Appearences y u are deceptive?!
make rush memes y u no select language?!
dog y u no eat dog!?
Y U NO Let me in room!
spiderman y u no be amazing?!
lassie y u no come home?!
Ifunny Y u no Restart Server fast Enough
Led zeppelin y u no on spotify?
MTV Y U NO have music videos?
julia y u no marry me when i ask
rhona y u no send my cas !?
minnesota twins y u no win?
y u no vote my memes!?
Cereal Guy y u no post comics in english
你为什么 在说??
barney why you no give craig his tots hunterlaar ??
DeAr 528 followers  Y u no give me 528 likes?
y u no in University
poland y u no have beaches
y u no check for toilet paper first?!
brangelina y u no adopt more child?!
god y u no come down for the jews!?
Y I HAVE 7 Fingers ...
beer y u always finish too early?
POWER
MTV WHY NO NOMINEES FOR GAGA
Portugal Y U no win medals?
mtv y u no realize we already saw that episode yesterday!?
AMERICA Y U No know is from alaska to chile?
diablo 3 y u no better than diablo 2!?
torchlight 2 y u no come out!?
steam sales y u left me whit no money?!
y u no unlock!?
cumberbatch y u no marry me
muslims y u no eat pigs?
Bruno mars y u no catch a GRENADE for me?????
TeamAvaFTW Y YOU NO GET A REAL JOB :d
GINO Y U NO LOVE ME??
Slovak Republic y u no accept Czech
its over 9000!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HUGE COMMIT... Y U NO CREATE BRANCH?
Alex!! Y U no stop poking me?!?!?
dfgsgf sgfsdg
√ SEEN... 9:35 PM Y U NO ANSWER ME
Obama y u so stupid?
y we no film first few episodes first
Why you Join XBL prty And no talk!!
simeon y u no stop liking everything?
keep left unless overtaking y u no comply
Caprice Y u no let Jessy in club
y u no put toilet paper in toilet u make trash can stinky
KMART Y U RUIN DUBSTEP?
lacey y u no brush your hair?
Co Worker y u no co work
DICE QUE LE GUSTA LA LECHE AUTOM&#193;TICAMENTE MALPENSADO
lONDON OLYMPICS Y U NO HAVE GOOD OPENING LIKE BEJING
Bisley Y U no Pay bonus??
GIOVANNI Y U LIKE SO  MUCH CRAZY LOVE.?!?!?
cute guys y u no call me maybe
danish summer y u no summer ?!
HAIR Y U NO OVERWHELM ONE DIRECTION?
Teammates y u no revive me
cat y u no catch my mouse?!
UGLY PEOPLE Y U NO PRETTY LIKE ME
BABE Y U NO HUM ?
1% germ  why you no die?
Y u no join Random epic-ity yet?
SUMMER SLAM TICKETS!!! WHY U NO AVAILABLE IN TICKETMASTER?
Equestrian Y u no be exciting?
Kanye West Y u no church in the wild
pakistanis
why u put random letters in name
greenland y u no green
Why u no Know Why u no guy
Mw3 sponges y u no die?
CHIna y u no follow unclos & icj
Boredom y u no have long term cures??
NADHA Y U NO COME ONLINE WHEN I M ONLINE
MODS Y u No take noobs seriously
y u no take bong hits with me?
Magnus y u no stop masturbating
maya y u no go out?
Y U NO CLEAN AFTER YOURSELF?
Y u no follow me but like my picture !
During exam- time y u no stop
Y U NO  Let me see Lost?
SONIC
guys
PROXY Y u no let me through
Sara   Y U NO DATE ME?
man u  y u so shitty
boyfriend y u no hug me???
HUMANS y u no stop having babies!
Gamers Y U No reserve Borderlands 2
BIeber Y u no have lice so Girls no like hAir
Y u no Like
Rothman's Y u no more roundabout?
FORMULAS Y U NO WORK?
jb  y u no shut up!?!
was soo hungry
Paper Why u No write self?
Pandora Y u no have album art
Y u No Healthy?
hunter nuzzi y u no like me?
almagrib  y u so late ??
Getting yelled at for other people mistakes y u no yell at them?!
Nimrod y u allen III
SEXY LOVELY GIRL Y U NO DATE ME?
man in mirror y u no stop copying me?
Skyrim Y U No release dlc for ps3?
Power Metal Y U So Epic
Reddit Why u no post me anymore?
FACEBOOK Y U NO LET ME POST GIF
telling mum about something oh i know
Fallen y u no ragdoll?
YOU JUST TEXTED  Y U NO ANSWER PHONE??
ELMO Y U NO MAKE SENSE
army y u always big green weenie me?
i0n y u no help fear? make dollas for hookers yo!
Jason  why you no make more memes!?
Y U NO PErform anymore?
ball sack y u no stop itching
GOOGLE FIBER Y U NO IN INDIA
Y U no like this page
Nicole fey y u no say
THRONE ITEMS Y U NO UPGRADE?
I drive b16 y u no race?
snowboarder?? Why you no do helicopter?!?!
Rebecca BLACK Y U NO PICK SEAT
girls y u date douchebags?!
ALEXANDRIA y u no like duck?!
why you invited her on her nephew's birthday
EAST KOREA Y U NO POST?!!?!?
hollywood WHY u no make orignal movies anymore!?
sam y u no eat your apple
myspace y u so old??
Garcia! Y u no admit ur JOTo?!?!
Kellogg's
Panda  Y u no cuddle me yet?
y u no  date keyan!?!?
Celia Y U NO Accept apology?
Hooyo! Y U no listen!
Nathalia why dont you post anymore in zumba family.?
jen Y U No Take my crush serious
invite U to event on facebook Y U NO RSVP?
apple y u no send code??
Jacksfilms Y U NO DO YGS SKETCHES?
GABEN Y U NO LIKE NUMBER 3?
the beatles y u no drive my car
Fahmeed rajput Y U GIVE so many subjects
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STAGG Y U NO JOIN DEBATE?
Frank Wren y u no trade for greinke already?!?
PRESIDENT OBAMA Y U NO LIKE MARIJUANA?
gwen stefani Y U IN Nu BAND NO DOUBT?
WHY U NO COME ON SATURDAY
Czech Republic! Y U no free randy???
Y u No play DRAW SOMETHING  wid me no more?
'Dr' Oz y u spread bullshit?
Y U NO JAM-SYNC THE CAMERA?
eclipse j u no?!
People y u watch videos but no subscirbe
SAAD TANWEER WTF DOES THIS MEAN?
SKYPE Y U NO TROLLFACE?
os161 y u no work
Univar y u no hire me?
Internet adds Y u always load first
GTALK Y U NO WORK?
Shakespeare u english but y u no speak english?
TONDRA'S KITTY Y U NO STOP EATING
8 year old daughter y u no understand simple math homework?
Tan liwey!!! y u always addicted to gundam!!!
Tareq Al hawai Y u so stupid !!
that day when a awesome fight is happening at school and your parents come for you early y u no come later
U Tube Y U No Tingle?
michael jackson why is kid not ur son
Child y u no Read Music?
GIRLS Y U DATE DOUCHEBAGS?!
marissa y u no text bac?
rider why you no realize you die wit no helmet?
Girls on instgram y u no stop posting pictures of one direction?
forum post why u no intelligent?!?
Hamza  Y u  SpottY
Hazelnuts Y u no taste like nutella?
Dog y U NO  make tricks
ლ(ಠ益ಠლ)﻿ Y U NO COME TO BASKETBALL
INTERNET GANGSTER? Y U NO
NINE INCH NAILS y u no release album/tour now instead of 'soon'?
BRITNEY SPEARS Y U NO DO SOMETHIN'?
SparkleLULU Y YOU NO LOG OFF NOW ?
andy or kent y u no have query saved to do my job for me
one day playing MW3... Y U no Die
outdoor Y U NO SMELL GOOD?
George Osborne why u no get ECONOMICS?
Hey You Y u no text me?
America
Cambridge gyms y u so expensive?!
I'm hungry y u no in kitchen?!
LIL' ANGEL$ 'GIRERANNO CON'...CON CHI? CON COSA?
Y U NO DEFEND YOURSELF IN FREEDOM?
Janjay Y U NO 18 yet
PEOPLE Y U NO USE MEMES CORRECTLY?
forum rules y u no read them?
Y U No stop sending me requests on facebook?!?
9GAG! WHY U NO LET ME SLEEP?
butter y u no stay on the toast
HANSAB QOLAA!! WHAT is ur SOLUTION!!
Y U No Change dp???
mw3 y u spawn me in direct fire?
yanni y u no forgive me?
y u no hug him?
MISS NAJIHAH Y U NO ANSWER OUR TEXT?
minecraft y u make me lag!
MR. BARR
Mike Mo y U no add me on Facebook?!
Lil red ridinghood Y U NO Reply to txts
LOUD Farts Y U NO STINK as BAD?
I LIKED THOUSANDS OF PHOTOS TO KILL JUSTIN BIEBER y u no kill him
St. George's Fans y u no understand you lose this year!?!?!?
dwight howard y u no go to lakers
JIRA Y U NO STAY UP?
RYAN GOSLING Y U NO SPEAK FASTER
TA!!! Y U NO CLIMB GOOD?!?!
y u no  respect people?
Anne Hathaway Y u no Marry me!?!
Y U NO DRIVE U 23 YEAR OLD!?!?
Jerrod Y u no has 100% close rate
Facebook y u no use memes properly?!
HEY KID Y U NO HELP COMPUTER?
Schwartz Y u no enter Meters?
Xige Time Y U NO ADD UPTIME?
htc y u no update my desire hd?
Y U NO LOVE MKP ARDILLA
Hannah cooper y u no tell me how you make meme!?
el y u no make map??
WORK Y U NO KEEP ME AWAKE ??
BaTMAN Y U NO SAVE AUDIENCE!!
emoji Y u no have Canadian flag?!
philosoraptor becomes more popular meme generator! y u no change logo?!
LENA Y U NO COME HOME!?!
FRIENDZZZZZ 4 EVAAAA Y NO ANSWER MY ASSULT ?!?
Rafflecopter Y U no pick me?
chores y u no end
Clients y u no make sense?
timeline y u no revert back
Zack Y U NO PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
bestfriend  why you make me angry!! but i love you still
babes why u gweh the pum pum
TONY ARCHITECT Y U NO LOVE ME ANYMORE?
JASON! i cALL YOU ... wHY YOU NO CALL ME?!!
Guild Wars Y U NO release yet?!?!
TUGAS NGUMPULIN UJIAN DATENG TAPI NILAI DAPET D
Justin Bieber y u no stop singing forever
VINYLMATION DRAMA WHY U NO KEEP GOING?
FACEBOOK Y U NO HAVE DISLIKE BUTTON?
Kariman y u no wake up?!
Gnomes!! Y U HIDE MY KEYS!?!?!
WEED.. Y U MAKE ME HUNGRY??
hinrichs Y U no graduate yet?
Y U No Listen to Man on earth?
MIKey  y u no learn bass sooner?!
AUDREY MIRO  WHY YOU NOT IN KINGSTON?
stevenkane24 y u ask so many dumb questions
gabriel aguilar y u no get saints row 3
Guitar
Y U NO VISIT AND LIKE Ana moca-grama photography?
Y U NO TAG ME?
super retards Yu front wheel not touch floor?
Fezan Y you no give me study Guide?
Game y u no patch faster
newb agent Y U no follow KB
nOAH Y U NO GET GIRLFRIEND
SN MOHANTY y u no die?
y u no Take Candle?
adzan maghrib y u no come faster?
iphone battery Y u no last longer
customers of coles y u no walk my way?!
youtube y u no stop changing layout
delicious cake y u not bake more?
Advice Y u no work?
Bachelorette Jef y u no have two f's?
AvaRoseSkylar Y YOU NO LOG OFF AND GET A LIFE !?!?!?!
roger shah  why you make me Emotional??
JAYESH Y U NO FO? :@
jayden tant y u no fire alan mcnuggets
ZERIGO Y U NO UPDATE CLIENTS?
OCTOBER 30th y u no come faster
MAGAZENE READER Y U NO MAKE ME FEEL GOOD AND READ AGAIN?!
Washington! Y U NO HAVE SUNSHINE?
wonderbolts y u no make rainbow dash a wonderbolt!?
y u no  give chaz ur tips?
ARMA II Y U NO CHEAPER?
mom if im explaining why y u no just listen instead of screaming
census  y u no head count?!
TSR Y u no give me more rep?
obes y u no BE GEOMETRICAL
Sir y u no make our life easier?
SQL Y U NO GAMPANG DIKIIITT AJA
Youtube  Y U NO Work with apple?
Gamefaqs y u no work
my house have a door
Dead space 3 y u no come out sooner?!
HanzaX Y u bring that song back
Mk-14 y u level 60?
Quinton y u no die?
kris schade y u no buy counterstrike??
redbull y u so cost much
y u no gasai
COGNIZANT Y U NO GIVE D.O.J ?
Yan YING WHY YOU SO DUMB?
Y U NO COME OUT BATHROOM
y u no sell your body for crack
FACEBOOK APP FOR IPHONE/IPAD Y U NO HAVE SHARE BUTTON?
AMC Y U NO BAN BABBY?
jeanine why you no respond!
Y U NO READ THE HUNGER GAMES
TINY TURTLE IS STONED
Train delayed by 2 hours cityrail y u no work ?
Lara y u no get a life
IMMY Y U NO get better anti-bot plugins?!
garry y u no fix hitboxes?
Battlefield 3 Developers y u no make console gameplay equal to pc?
y u no text me back?
Unity 3d y u no run on my pc
Kelly  Y u no give gobble?!
LEDDRA CHAPMAN Y U NO COME TO WALES?
WE all love Chocolate Y U No Love chocolate?!?
Amnesia YouTube videos Y u No come out during daytime
Y U no call me?
Ayesha y u no have friends
Y U NO SLEEP AT NIGHT
DSI Proxy Server Y U No Fast?!?!?
katy demeory why you no leave castle
Mrs spencer y u no leave?
XBOX LIVE GOLD Y U NO FREE
Bartender y u no tend bar?
kENNY BRITT Y U NO CALL TAXI?
HUSKER KNIGHTS Y U NO KILL PIG?!
Ibrrahimović Why u no speak french?
Riemann hypothesis y u no be proved?
carly rae jepsen  y u no call me maybe
LITTLE TRIANGLE IN MY ARM Y U NO BLUE
raspberries y u eaten already
פתח תקווה למה ?ת ל? נכחדת?
Math
Zune y u no make music good?
CRUSH  Y U NO LIKE ME BACK?!
Asians Y U No on my team?
Senior Citizen Y u No text?!? Y u Call?!?!?
Y U No let me sign up?
Y U NO MISS ME MORE!
halo 4!! y u no have dual wield!?
mom y u no check your phone?
MADrasis Y U NO ACTIVE?
MATT TANG y u no say hi to me at chipotle
Oregon Y u no sunny?
Shubhit Y U no remember me!
DORA THE EXPLORER Y U NO HAVE GPS?
info215 students y u no look it up?
BSR Y U NO HAVE MORE THAN ONE PERSON WORKING IN ACCOUNTS PAYABLE?
BOSS Y U NO GIVE RAISE??
VIETNAM VET Y U NO TREAT MY DOG?
BATMAN Y U NO INVENT KNIFE PROOF ARMOR
aNGELINA y u no rEPLY iN cHAT!!
y u no guy is holding his eye lashes in his hands
Sliding doors y u no slide for me!?
Mr. President y u no build that
pandora radio y u be rude??
Addiction y u no feed self?!
Y U NO EAT CEREAL AFTER YOU MASTERBATE Joe Wiggins doeS!!!
Toast Y U always burn
ChEck DrawErs Y U No work?!
MOM... ...Y U NO CAN COOK COLD?!
thunderstorm y u no happen during swim team?
nokia y u no make android?
call of duty y u no die?
CHRISTMAS BREAK Y U NO HAPPEN?
Galinda y u no defy gravity with Elphaba?
Y U SO SLOW
Lesbians  Y U No Like Guys That Look Like Girl But Girls Who Look Like Guys
ash y u no stop being hero
twitter users y u no join facebook?
IPOD BRAND NAMES Why u no have Good games?
wbo members y u no give meh aries wheel combo?!
Sarah  Y u no in NY
valeria y u no stop being ghetto?!?!
england Y U NO let me love you
why you no tell truth on your resume?
Blake!!! Y you no like my meme!?
Ifunny Y u no fix cRashing
GAME FREAK Y U No MAKE HAMBURGER POKEMON
Metrobus Y u no come?
StormTroopers y U Armor no work?
Simcity social y u no let us expand our cities without laNd permits?
gANGS OF wASSEYPUR ii y u no come fast
savy y u no pay me
MCdonalds Y you no deliver!?
SLENDERMAN Y U NO GET JUSTIN BIEBER?
Powerpoint y u no stop crashing
Romney Y u no release tax returns
hedgehogs y u no share hedges?
netflix y u no have misleading anime
Boyfriend y u no answer back quickly like i do?
sIMCITY REQUEST  Y U NO STOP SEND THIS SHITS !
mayur u r a bad boy
online Friends y u no put real names in skype?
Mass Media u no have shame?
cats y u no fluffy
Round-up Y u no kill the roots?
RON ABUELO BOTTLE WHY U NO OPEN EASILY?
DEVELOPERS Y U NO RUN TESTS?
water main y u break right before otakon?!
y u no sign up to like that post ?
Y U no feed max?
Y U NO TAKE ME DOWN TO  FUNKY TOWN
Y U NO ship my nexus 7
dubstep! y u no name it to derpstep!?
YOUR MUSIC SO ORIGINAL  THEN WHY BREAK DOWN GO DUN DUN DUN WEE WEE WEE
Vaishali Y U SO Smart?
I'm Jalkukda y u so smart vaishali?
Hey you! y u no say hi??
BRAD Y U SO SAD?
Diablo III y u no error 37?
teams 2 and 3 y u no upload ppt???
Y u no Hook me up with your hot cousin?!
Y U NO SPOTMETER?
REquirements y u no make it clear?
BRIMZEE84 Y U NO PLAY MUSIC?
Y U No Eat chicken strips like a boss?!
AMERICANS Y U NO SPELL RIGHT?
STUDENT Y U NO LISTEN TO TEACHER?!
ROad ragers Y u no chill da Fuk out
PEOPLE Y U NO SMILE?!
MEMEGENERATOR.NET Y U NO LET ME CREATE ACCOUNT!?
slow drivers y u no stay on right side of road
Sara Y U no let Boyfriend pop huge zit on face
Nacho chips!! Y U no last when I eat nachos!!
America's funniest home videos y u no let funny videos win?
MEH Y U NO SAY YES OR NO
LONGER THAN NORMAL SLEEP Y U NO MAKE ME FEEL LESS TIRED THAN BEFORE I SLEPT?
Meme i created y u no get popular?
MADAGASCAR Y U NO DIE????
FaceBook y u no get more likes on my page?
Mr Oldham y u no come to our school?!?
UNICEF? Y U NO leave children alone?!
megabus why won't you go west?!
SDi Y U no give us Framework blocks???
y you no JOIN JAKES GAME
ITALIANS Y U NO LEARN ENGLISH?
Warped tour y u no good anymore
OPETH Y U NO HAVE BAD SONG?
Instagram Y U no have website?!
WIKIPEDIA Y U NO LET ME SLEEP?
CIRNO Y U SUCH A BAKA
internet Y u no Load?!?
y u confuse me?
y u no download!!!!!
hawai vox.io call u y cost 0.02€
Republicans Why you no use common Sense?
Hindi movie why you no happen to me
Why you so pretty?
sam y u no go the distance?
Eric Prydz Y U NO Play Call ON me?
my room mate y u no clean up!!
Girls y u no text back?!?!?!
US vox.io call y u cost 0.01€
D&D friends y u no on time? ever!
walter y u no use a condom when shagging thomas
Stupid radio y u no play my favorite song?
Overly attached Girlfriend y u no make less creepy videos?!
Chiari Y u no Feck off?
Cherry Nyquil Y U NO taste like cherries?!
Pygmy wrangler mouse y u come at wrong time
heskey why you no sign for barca
dear
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window shoppers y u no buy something???
world
UPLAY Y U NO PLAY
Y U NO THROW CHIP!?
mw2 players why u no stop n00b-tubing?
LB Y U NO THERE?
TOILET Y U NO FLUSH!
jersey shore cast y u no drown when drunk
Netflix y u no have 'Planet of the Dead?'
PEOPLE OF FACEBOOK Y U NO USE MEMES PROPERLY
Woman Why u no understand the concept of driving
miley cyrus y u no hannah montana anymore
KOMBAJNOTRON Y U NO SCATTER THE EMBER?
Kayleigh sharp y u no longer vegetarian?!
DUKE TIP Y U NO HAVE 5TH YEAR
Magic mike movie Y u No in 3D??
Denny Rehberg! Y U NO LOVE MONTANA PEOPLE???
yu no get in vaN!? I haz candy!
Jess  Y u no fill bags?!?!?!
politicians show ur real wealth
Vika
Y U NO  BRUSH YOUR TEETH!!
DEVELOPERS! Y U NO Play nice together?
Facebook Y U no work like you do on computer
Viacom Why u so jew
damn kevin y u no run from po po?
SUMMER SALE Y U NO STOP COLLECTING MY MONEY?
People why u no use ur mind?
Y U no spel corecctly
fans of al memes why u no like my posts
Y U NO Be more original?
Y U NO KNOW MEME GRABBER
Y U NO  accept it??
PASSPORT PHOTO Y U NO LOOK GOOD?
elyas Y U NO GO OUT?
Y u no  make anna happy?
slow drivers y u drive in fast lane
JOSUE Y U NO TREAT ME AS A FRIEND?
halo 4 y u no come out?
brain y u no remember things?
Bastian Y U No have BF3 ?!
Tool y u no release new album yet?
Meme generator visitors y u no create account when solicited???
bitwig y u no send me beta?
people of earth y u no proofread?
numbers y u no end?
Amy Lloyd Y U No reply to philosoraptor
EVO X Y U NO REAL SPORTS CAR!!!!!!!!
Zębie mądrości dlaczego nie zostawisz mnie w spokoju?!
Y U NO BUY THIS SHIRT?
Ice Cream Sandwich OS Y U No Better Then IOS
Youtube Y U NO LOAD
Console gamers y u no accept defeat???
PEOPLE ON PS3 Y U NO SNIPE WHEN I DO!?
Jesse y u confuzzle me
Y U No Answer Me
i read full article y u no read full article?
teammates in cod y u no smart
ear buds y u no untwist
come on y u no shoot when you had the chance
NICLAS TINGGAARD y U NO STOP RELEASING YOUR LOADS ON THE WORLD?
SARAH SARAH Y U NO GIVE GOOD PICTURE
:'( y u no subscribe?
Nestea y u no champion anymore
OP Y U NO LIKE STAR WARS LOLZ
Care package Y u no give me dogs!?
y u no meme generator guy y u no learn grammar
Jessica Y U NO LIKE MEME
ALLAN Y U NO ADD DETAILS?
eclipse 4.2 y juno?
10 year old tAKES GYRO OFF SAYS BIKE WEIGHS 5LBS LIGHTER
taco... y u so flat?!
STAFF Y U NO LET US SWIM?
y u no accept me?!
Zombies y u no make apocalypse?
How you smoke so much?!?
taco bell y u no deliver?
Douchebag Y U NO learn how to park
Justin Bieber Y U NO ADMIT YOUR GAY
ANDREW Y U NO UNDERSTAND THAT GIRLS DONT LIKE YOU?
CAPCOM Y U NO TRANSLATE MHP3?
merzbow why y u no feat pitbull
HOW CAN A MAN DO NOT GIVE A TIP?
good listings... y u no wait 'till adi sees u???
EquinoX_boss Y u no not like all meh posts?
Y U NO DODGE?
ohh neighbor y u no unlock wifi
FUUUU Juden
Y U NO CALL ME TO GO SKATE?
Ken Block Y U NO WIN WRC ?!?!?!
Y U KNO BE FAGGOT???
why u no fill ice???
BAnning y u no make touchdown
Dell y u no made in america?
Romania facebook.com/trecutsiprezent
Flash y u no respond?!
Republicans: 'Homeless ppl y u no get job?'
Y U NO LISTEN?!
FRIEND Y U NO ONLINE?
y U NO FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM NANNERZHERRERA
british weather Y U no make up your mind
OPERATIONS Y U NO HAPPY!?
STREET FIGHTERS Y U NO STEP TO SIDE??!!?
I fckn told you  she was fckn da crew
Facebook notifications y u no leave me alone
MW3 Y U NO HAVE COMBAT TRAINING?
ELLIOT y u No crap at home
Evolution Y U NO bring up dragons
Internet explorer y u no work?
why you u no be more  original
y u no select languange
Y U NO GIVE ME BJ RYAN?
MOther nature y u no get off drugs?
refrigerator y u no have new foods every 30 seconds when i open u
LIFE Y U No 4ever?
Google Y u no send me money?!
APPLE Y U NO FRAMEWORKS?
Deadmau5 Y U No Start Live Stream?
Billy Jean y u no my lover?
AP scores y u no here yet?
summer y u so boring
y u no  kiss me after blow job
Single girls y u no date me?
people y u no stfu?
Hublanders y u no train harder?
Parents Y U No Listen
links up a fatty drift on gran turismo 5 pop phoop
DDS Y u no answer my phonecalls
Justin bieber y u no straight?
samuel y u so sexy?!?
cs y u no work?
y u no go 80 in 50 zone
university of newcastle y u no make enrolment simple???
books y u no have ctrl f function ?!
deploy y u take so long??!?!
REDBULLL Y U NO GIVE ME WINGS??
netui-compat:select Y U NO getNetuiTagName?
whatsapp y u no have 'appear offline'?
EDGAR HUERTA Y U NO ANSWER ME BACK!
Meme generator y u no move your fred meyer ad so i can login?
farmers y u let your dangourous dog roam
HEY TARZAN Y U NO CUT YUR HAIR?
annika y u no reply immediately
Mining company's y u not put ppl on that work hard instead of stoners?
MI&#201;RT NEM IRATKOZT&#193;L FEL ?!
judas priest Y U NO one more tour
MY CRUSH Y U NO STOP BEING SO BEAUTIFUL?
WHY YOU WAIT TO TEXT ME rIGHT WHEN IM IN SLEEP STAGE 1 ?!?
SELF Y U SO STUPID
Silly boiiz y u no stop hitting on gamrrr gurlz?!?11 xd
San Diego Y u no get hot in summer?
Philmusic Y u no funkshun?!
Zachary Locklin y u no publish me?
search y u no be friends?
y u no logged in fircosfot 6.5 hours
ESKIMO CALLBOY Y U NO COME TO THE U.S?
Hipster blogs y u follow rock music blogs?
You English teacher y u no know difference between 'Hay' and 'hey'
to all hon players y u no understand lol is better
facebook y u no let me register
EPCOR Why you no bring more power generators online in advance of forecasted heatwave?!?
EPCor Why u no bring more generators online before forecasted heatwave
Torchlight II Y U No Release
Fish Y U NO TAKE MY BAIT
AFK PLAYERS Y U NO GO TO SPECTATOR?
Moon over June Y u no update?!
y u no quit job?!
men  y u no stop masturbating
Paypal Why you no give me my money?
Garrett y u no have boost?
Lord of the Rings books why you impossible to read?
iphone users y u no use imessage instead of whatsapp?
MOM Y U NO DO UR OWN CHORES?!
HEARTBREAKING Y U NO HURT LESS?
Maintenance! y u no fix first time?
SWITCH TO CLIPPER ALSO WILL HAVE CHANGE
Lubimaya Y u No reply
volleyball teammates y u no set me?
Microsoft y u no vsync-on 360?
NORTHERNLION Y U NO LOOK AT WIKIA
Steam Y U NO do summer sale
Amanda bieber
CAMERON Y U NO COME BAK FOR ME??
Y u NO REPORT BUG? iT GETS YOU BANNED!
SOPHIE Y u no smile
InDesign Y U always crash?
y u no understand internet?!
FEMA Why u no post any results
Amazon AWS S3 Y U NO ALLOW Access-Control-Allow-Origin
Joe and carl y u so rude
Christina grimmie Y U NO TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF
TORTIE WHY U NO LYK UR NAME
sunday driver y u no realise it monday
Srilankan Girls  Y u no celebrate NO BRA JANUARY
y u no talk to me no more?
Jeff y u no make me pie??
lili  y u no make out with reed
Genomax Y U NO give me confirmation
cavern&#237;cola y u babies no look human
REDCOATs Y U NO RAID NEUTRAL ORGanizations?
ERDRA Y U SO GAY?
Cham Le Min Y U NO GO SCHOOL??
BABY Y U NO COME BACK?!
jimmy y u no make music with us
poptropica creators y u no release island earlier
Jason Mraz Y U No Give Up??
pavement why you no get bigger when i third wheel!
iialooy99- y u no die!!!!!
y u no tour florida?
woman Y u no make sandwhich?
Justin Biber and one direction y u so gay!!!
cable tv y u no have good shows anymore
Why you no ANSWER me?!
mom y u no let me buy nutella?!
Obama y u no tell truth?
9GAG y U NO break M9gag
9gag WhY you change Mobile layout !?
BARACK OBAMA Y U NO TELL ME It's a tax?
Andy murray y u no win wimbledon?
sims y u no stop waking in the middle of the night telling me that you're tired
dongho y u no tap out
money y u no stay past first week of month
stan y u no check rota first?
ITUNES STORE Y U NO HAVE KING CRIMSON ALBUMS?
Carly ray jepsen y u no call me???
MONSTER HUNTER Y U NO ARRIVE???
JELLAL Y U NO CONFESS TO ERZA
BARACK OBAMA Y U NO TELL ME IT'S A TAX?
Y   U NO TXT ME EVER?!
pEOPLE ON OMEGLE Y U NO TALK NORMALLY
WHY U NO USE UR MEMES RIGHT
Syd Y u no shit in Katie's shoe?
minecraft y u so laggy
roel y u no change your address? its been a year! its by law you know! :@
Internet Y u no let my play lol without disconnection?
Picovina
stupid forum people Y U no resize huge images?
EXPENOX Y U NO MAKE AMNESIA
ThESIS Y U NO WRITE YUSELF ?
button y u no reach q2
KATNISS Y U NO CHOOSE GALE
guyz! y u no on xbox?
BASS GUITAR Y U NO SOUND HOW U SPELLED!?
Niklemos y u no kill more pts!?
YouTube y u no let me change username?!?!
Iphone Y u no SaVe images from Facebook?
Skool
Julio! Y U NO STOP TAKING SHIT FROM THE HOUSE TO YOUR CHANGA PELUDA?
No Dubstep? Y U LISTENING?
I MEOW Y U NO MEOW BAK!?
WHY U NO SEND MAIL TO BRASILE?
Grendels Revenge Y U NO FUn for lowbies
CustOmers Y u no want bun with your burger?
Meme makers Y u no use picture without 'Ermahgerd' instead of putting text over it?
Erod Why you no have insurance?
SWIPER Y U NO SWIPe?
clergy y u no win money?
khloe y u no hott like kim?
y u no good skrillex
Alexander Ludwig  Y U NO reply to my tweet?!
Y u no stay in the aftenoon ?
boyfriend y u no text me back
Fun facts Y U NO FUN?
mother y u make me talk to people
sun
Chris Rock y u no talk good about whites
Y U NO WAKEUPZ
Tests! y u no let me play skyrim!!
lea zoran y u no show boobies?!
WOMEN Y U NO STOP COMPLAIN!
Y U no  y u no
steve nash y u no come to toronto?
LOOOn Y U NO WAKE UP?
Elizabeth Banks y u no have my babIES?
webmaster y u no make avatar?
POST SOMETHING ON FACEBOOK Y U NO COMMENT?
BLACK BOOKS Y U NO HAVE MORE EPISODES?!
surgeon general y u no just ban smoking?
coffee: y u no wake me up?!
Vicky y u no accept my apology?
COUSIN Y U SO MAD BRO?
Suter and Parise Y U NO GO TO REDWINGS
GPS Y U NO HAVE PCT?!
Dear Period y u no come on time?
Top lane y u never win?
why you no wan't me to drop that dun dun dun?
Shannon Y u so gay
Yap rue yi why u no copy my answer
POCKETHANDKIN Y U NO TUMBL
Y U NO GIVE MONEY TO CIL
Y U No Clip nails at home?
Oatmeal y u no appealing?
Hot chick y u no over 18
Valerue Y U NO ANSWER?
Y U NO KEEP PLUG IN?
SWEDISH HOUSE MAFIA Y U NO STAY TOGETHER?
i undock why you no undock??
if u working from home y u no answer emails?
me y u no perfect
Y U NO Make it easy for people
sun! y u no dark
Alli simpson y u no look at your dm's?
asdf asdf
Haters y u no die
sparkely vampire y u no kiss bella
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Hair why u grow so fast?
y u no ADD MY BLACKBERRY PIN   280B51B8
Y U NO Read My Articles
Y U NO GO TO SMOKE WITH ME?
SuJu & SME Y U no give Shindong a line to sing on sexy free & single?
friend when you say you have to tell me something then say 'nevermind' y u no tell me?
BACKUP! Y U NO COME FASTER!!!?!?!?
beam y u no wider?!?
GIRLS Y U NO who derp is
JAY LENO  Y U NO STAY RETIRED!
Y u no meme Y u No use good grammar?!
Shruti Vaghe Y U NO KUCH BHI ??
PEOPLE OF AFF Y U NO SMARTER!?
MERCEDES y u nO WORK?
Carly rae jepsen Y u no ask to call me definently
mom y u n keep adding ppl i dont know on facebook
my name is james kevin coyle y u no just say ur first name
u hate anime Y u no like anime
mUSLIM MOVIE PRODUCERS y u no MAKE 7ARAM-FREE MOVIES??
Cr7 Y u no just play soccer and stop beIng a metrosexual
Dawnguard y u no come out on ps3
NHL INSIDER Y U ALWAYS WRONGGG?
Annika Y u no hug me and fabio
Hootsuite Y U Have no integration with Google+?!
WHENEVER I SEE A 'WHAT'S HIGGS BOSON?' COMMENT Y U NO GOOGLE?
radio telescope y u so bigger?
Mo connors!!!! i'm so bored!!!! y u no hangout with me all the time?!?!
Team Wimpy Y U NO Let Me Use Toilet
le y u du tis lol gooby pls
RAIN Y U NO BORED YET?
Manager  y u no manage?
Orochimaru y u no die
DODGERS Y U NO FIRST PLACE ANYMORE
yuno? ydos?
Darwin why you make out with best friend
Alexandra y u no in Russia yet?
POwerpoint why u no use hex colours??
HEy You! Y U No eggroll my eggs
blubbii y u no stream?
shit! YOUTUBE  'LEO ANTHEM'
boots y u no stop scratching me?
scootaloo y u no introduce parents?!
IKEA FURNITURE Y U NO USE NORMAL TOOLS
People Why use Hash tags on facebook?
TeBow Y u no like him?
Facebook notifications y u no turn white after I click??
Jessie Allen  Why u no give rimjob
y u say you good at basketball
y u no  Knife Only
PEople on fourth of July Y u no put out flags?
George R. R. Martin y u no writing?
Y U NO POST STUPID PICTURE
SUBBED ANIME Y U NO SPEAK ENGLISH
tERRORISTS y u NO CAME OUT FROM DITCH?
Danica why you Not cook like my mumma!!
Weather y u no colder?!
OBama y u No legalize weed yet?
spending money y u no safe money
GOOGLE translate
y u no play  are lotterY?
Daniel Y U NO ANSWER!?
kramer y u no knock on jerry's door?
phenylpiracetam? Y U NO CHEAP CHINESE POWDER!
'LIKE A BOSS?' Y U NO BOSS?
Octo Y u no like kraby patty
SABINA Y U NO ONLINE???
people Y u so stupid?
CPAP Y U NO GIVE ME INSPIRATION TO REVIEW?
y u no  tell everyone about this page
PEOPLE THAT MODERATE Y U NO APPROVE MEME
JAPANESE PEOPLE Y U NO RIP LETUR-LEFR
gays y u no burn down westboro baptist church
y u no Be my friend
UNI HOLIDAYS Y U SO BORING
Y YOU NO LIKE MY STATUS
I have a simple question Y u no ANSWER my call
mystique y u no have nipples?!
Wwe Y u no put zack Ryder on raw
KATO Y U SO HAWT?!
WALMART  Y U NO HAVE GOOD SERVICE
U No drive stick shift  Y U STILL REACH FOR CLUTCH?
Oh hai Y u n haz cheezburgErs?
fridge y u no have anything in it
Gaians Y u no keep bumping this thread
JUST WHY?  WHY YOU SO STUPID?
metallica y u no re-record old albums
taco bell y u no sell cooler ranch taco
Learning y u no fun?
cj Y U No Sweet
EVERYBODY Y U NO LOVE CHRIS
ILIA  Y U NO LIKE WOMEN?
GEMA! Y U BAN ALL THE VIDS?
OpenSauce y u no use?
y u no marry me
BALotelli!!!! wy u no help italy win????
jasmine y u no tell me that you have a bf
WOman y u make me crazy
compsat members y u no join hits?
Dog is dead y u no tour the us
cutco y u no release can opener already
COMmunism y u no work?
poopie y u no connoct
I MESSAGE U Y U NO Messsage BAK
ANOTHER STUDENT Y U NO LET ME ENROLL
Old lady in front of me at checkout Y u no get purse out quickly?
TEXTBOOKS Y U NO CHEAP?
Best Friend Y U No answer my messages on facebook?
Ex husband y u no responsible?
ludhvina amanda joseph why you got no small name?
2.99 for fries? Y U no give ketchup
Mexico y u elect an idiot!?
Jet Kai y u no make B L 0 w m 3 mod??
time zones y u no all be the same!
pretty girl y u choose wrong guy?
wacom bamboo pen & touch y u no draw properly on photoshop
VANESSA MELENDEZ <3 Y U NO MARRY JUNIOR ?
Lou Y u no fix nulling when u say u did?
ole ppl  y u no stop being cranky
Alan (Lampwork Treasures)™ Y U NO FIND EBAY AND CALL EVERYTHING UNIQUE THERE?
GOVERNMENT of usa y u no make everything free?
shaadi.com y sooo many declined interests
*yells at the tv during horror movie* Y U NO LISten to me?!?!
mod Vault y u no fix server
matrix movies y u no make sense even though I've seen you a million times?
atheists  Y u no stop taking bible so seriously?
HIPsters y u no shave you're as$!
MEME CREATORS WHY MY FACE LOOK LIKE COOKIE!?
Birds y u no shut up and let me sleep
FRIENDS y u no have time
i so pretty... y u no like me?
Italiano Y u no goal
Microsoft Excel 2010 Y U NO work for maths coursework?
y U No ek number bachi
70 degrees Y u so warm in winter and so cool in summer
Why you no upload new whale wars?
MINJU KANG y u no give me blow job
POPASIA y U NO PLAY NU'EST FACE!!!!
Ford owners y u no like chevy!
SPIDERMAN Y U NO IN AVENGERS? oh Wait sony bought his copyrights..
Valve Why U No Give Me Key?!
Runescape Y U No Work
Ambrose WHY U NO DEBUT IN WWE?
Steam y u no let me switch to offline mode
JOE y u no have normal text color?
black guy y u always die first in movie
RACHEL Y U NO LOVE ME?
Wife y u  no in kitchen
family y u no let me fap?
PRIESTS!! Y U WORK ON SABATH DAY?!
Ben y u no like pes
Server cycle? we don't want you to play zomg. go do your homework!
samp server y u no popular
Nigel Albuquerque Y U No stop irritating people???
Gervinho y u no use forehead
Y U No Get pwnd?
Simpson's Y U NO BLINK!
CoD Y U NO SNIPE!
friends y u no understand sarcasm?!
Haters Y u no take a hike
JUSTIN BIEBER Y U EXIST?
ItaLians... y u no loose football matches
ODPHI Y SLB run texas and u dont?
9GAG why u show me the posts i already upvoted in random
raven y u no gimme alseus back?
Muslims Why u know trust me without wallah?
LIV y u have such funny hand?
Instagram y u no working ?
Y U No See Your beauty?
Joey y u no share food
Y U No stop reading this with an angry voice
Heather Y U no kiss a girl and like it?
Bethesda y u no update skyrim for ps3
MILKSHAKE  Y U NO Bring all the men to the yard
cute e-girl y u no 18
cyrillic alphabet y u no easier to write?
Why you no listen? you stupid!
anonymous y u no forgive or forget
Bratley y u no go to south?
Y U no FOLLOW STANDARDS!?
Muzy users y u no post artwork?!
Miss McKinley Y U NO CLAP FOR KAI STEELE
ellie cope y u smell of shite
Jelly bean y u no deep sleep
6PM FRIDAY Y U NO COME FASTER
EDUCATION Y U NO PREPARE ME FOR REAL LIFE
last day of month y u no complete time shits?
BURGER KING Y U NO HOLD MAYO
crush Y u no date me
morrissey y u no take clothes with u y u leave on bench?
Amber Lee Barker Y U NO ADD DIRTY PINGU AND AREOLAS OF DOOM?
Helena Bonham Carter Why you so attractive?
nabeel y u no brush y our teeth
pređa & vitka y u so cute together
sergio busquets y u no participate in diving at london olympics ?
Rafa y u no win?
doctor y u no fix my grammer
Justin Bieber Y U No Straight
US galaxy S3 Y u no have quad cpu???
nash nash y u no send me at 3:30
crop circles y u no tell us what  all this MEmes?
Comparative law essay y u no write yourself?!
fans y u no share
June why u no sunny weekends?
Emily y u no talk to me?
y u no... talk ENglish?
America Y u no like free healthcare?
Mirai nikki ost vol 7 y u no came out yet
coaches y u no make me swim back in the relay
Balotelli y u no celebrate
floor y u no wanna talk
Crush get drunk while everyone else in the party is?
DiamAnti Y u no play like this for west haM?
Tomorrowland 2012 Y u no hurry on and be here????
ALFIE Y U NO RAGE LIKE NORMAL RAGER?
fan of jyj y u no buy original album???
TOILET PAPER ROLL Y U NO REPLACE
Y U SO NOOB?
WINDOWS Y U NO LOAD FASTER?
aIR-CONDITIONG Y U NO WORK IN ALABAMA?
big sis y u no give me minecraft?!
SHAUN Y U NO GURGLE NUTS?
Leave me Alone Y u no go to mt or mmb or mshit
Molly?! WHY U HAVE SKIN CONDITION?!
cons! y u no like affordable care act?
thanasi tha godzila y u so sexy
KNIFE PARTY y u no come to portugal ?
memes  y u so hard to make?!
OLD DAYS Y U NO CURRENT ANYMORE?
English boy Why you such a kutta
JACQUES y u no luv me anymoar
argggg!!! what the fish
AMC Y U NO let us aussies watch the breaking bad season 5 trailer?
CHRIS BRAH  GRAMMER
edhec student from nice y u bluffcatch when he looks nervous before going all-in
oi perisoteroi exoun idia tattoo dn simenei kati an kanw kati pou 8a exei simasia gia emena 8a einai monadiko kai kapou na min fenete gia tin party mou alla ena tattoo pou to kanw gia tn kavla mou to kanw epidi maresei.
biology Y u no explain
Y U NO BITE?
phone Y U No text back!
Ahi tuna y u so expensive?!
y u no talk to me in person?
Y U No moslim
HAYLEY Y U NO CLOSE LEGS 4?!
GOP Y U NO BE BIPARTISAN?
Matt
Mirte Y U NO SHARE COOKIES?!
uruk hai y u no take hobbits to isengard?!
Y u no Except
broken hearts Y U NO get a new bf ?
Y u no fix dcS when u say u did?
ZALMAN SHOSHI Y U NO WANT WOMEN
users y u no be online
Y u nO SUbmit a heLp desk ticket?
RONALDO Y U NO TAKE PENALTY?
Memes Y u no better has grammer?!
carlos queiroz y u no put ronaldo in for pks!!!!!
Hangover  y u no go away!
JEFFREE STAR Y U NO LOVE ME?
cristiano ronaldo y u no take penalty!
Ronaldo Why u no take penalty
all stars tour y u no come to albuquerque??
Wannes Y U NO ask difficult questions?
Raven's Why you not so raven?
fast food Y u not make me faster?
JOHN SHELDON Y U SO FAT
TEEN wolf y u so perfect
y u no give me 7 miss mcquilin
facebook on iphone y u no let me Change activity to most recent?
relatives y u no do something else instead of commenting on my pictures & statuses on my facebook?
College
y u no love me back?!
mta players y u no vote for sarah?
CELL PHONE Y U NO PUTTING ME BACK
Skrillex why you cut your hair
kanye west y u no let me finish
Maleny Y u no stop raining?
Y U NO SELECT LANgUAGE? loser!
Weeblz y u no play wow
Arsene wenger y u no by defenders
Y u No LIke my Status!?
SAMUS Y U NO STOP KILLING MOTHER BRAIN
Y U NO SET IT UP YOURSELF?
KOBE Y u No pass the ball
Brodie y u no pintu?
shalini y u no love me
craig blake y u no share special cookies
LIM JIN KAI Y U NO BE SOMEONE THAT IS EASY TO BUY PRESENT FOR?
david duchovny why you no love me
Coffee Machine Y U no take notes?
dan mersch y u no wear white socks
TheUndertaker Y u only say mmm
BLACK SWAN Y U NO TELL US WHO YOU ARE NOW!
Diablo 3 y U no good??
Y UNO such a fun game?
Y U NO DO DRUGS???
Y U NO CALL BOYFRIEND TO SEE HOW HE IS DOING?
y u no diablo 3 error 300008
han y u no forget it? i already tried it. it's magnetically sealed
CONTE Y U NO START ELIA
Y U NO HAVE MORE DJM-800?
EVERYBODY Y U NO COME TO MY PARTY?
y u no FORESKIN ????
jay-z y u no ball soft
Daki gjithmon shenon si chicharito?
Herp y u so derp?
alex mercer y u no evolve me
brain y u no function properly?!
I congratulate Y U No congratulate
BEATPORT y U NO FLAC
Who DO i keep losing to? YO MAMA!
arizona y u no cold
GAIA Y U NO CYCLE zomg servers
Y U NO EMBRACE ZE BRUE!
POT Y u no join
AND SOMETIMES Y
mr. pope  y u look like mr. brown
y u no love me  camille ?
sniper Y u get hitmarkers?!?
sleep y u no let me
vevo y u no keep the lyrics original
The Rev y u no escape from the afterlife?
Tara Y U No Stay Longer?
BBC Y U NO REPORT ON NHS PRIVATISATION
Cute girl  Why you no text back?
BUNNY  Y U SO BEAUTIFUL???
kyle y u no go to camp
MOTHS Y U NO LEARN TO FLY RIGHT
EULA Y U NO SIMPLE ??
'truth is...' posters y u no have lives
School holidays y u no be fun?
jyoti y u no accept germany will lose to spain in final?
Legend of korra y u no like bolin?
y u no commit before i build
ليه جه مرسى ازاي هلعب دلوقتي بلاي ستاشن
Google y ur api no work today?
lady in car y u no drive fast?!
Aunty Roberta y u no let me stay on the phone late?
Sun Why you no shine in Sweden?!
Jonas  Why u no awnser
Y u no Ever buy Round?
KFC WHY YOU TELL ME ABOUT CHEAP CHICKEN ON TUESDAY
PETE Y U NO UNDERSTAND MEMES?
ANTHONY Y U NO BUY CHEAPER VACUUM
buffalo buffalo y u buffalo buffalo buffalo?!
atlanta y u no have pride in june?
Hollywood undead Y u no come to hungary?!?
england y u no win on penalties ?!
fat y u no act like girlfriend & not exist
POF GIRL Y U NO GO OUT WITH ME?!
Y U So nasty
IF U MISS ME THEN Y U NOOO REPLY?!
GYPSIES
Y U NO REALISE THAT PANCAKES ARE CAKES?!?!!?!!!
North Korea y u no participate in olympics
italians y u no score?!
ENGLAND Y U NO WIN PENALTIES
internet... y u no... let me sleep
Koen Y u no shuddap?
pictures pictures y u no upload it!
NEAL CAFFREY Y U SO HOT
CHINA Y U NO DROP IE6
MERK'S PROFILE Y U SO LONG?!
skyrim dawnguard y u no have release date on pc yet?
Helen Keller y u no respond to me?
kUROKO NO BASUKE WHY YOU TEASE US?
fb FRIENDS Y U NO SAY HELLO IN REAL LIFE
gENERATE MEME... wHY YOU NO SELECT language
philosoraptor y u no logo for meme generator u have moar likes
RockStar Y U NO RELEASE 2nd TRAILER
HEY I JUST MET YOU Y U NO LYK ME
GOATS Y U NO LET ME JOIN YOU
Trust accounting y u no care i no accountant?
Brain y u no speak properly in front of crush?!?
Y U NO UFO PORNO
eric y u no turn off beats when your not using them
Y U NO BUILD GOOD INTCHANGES
Legends Y U NO play my definition of real metulz
Simpsons y u yellow?
Acchi Kocchi Episode 11 Y u no subbed it?
Murderers WHY YOU NO KILL ME?
NINTENDO Y U NO ADD SECOND CIRCLE PAD TO 3DS XL?
band members y u no play trumpet
Krešimir y u no go fishing?
PEOPLE WHY YOU NO GO TO FACEBOOK.COM/TROLLINTROLL
best friends y u no tell truth!?!?
LICIA Y U NO GIVE ME LASAGNA?
simon hallborn y u no become social
Ashton Dyer Y U No quit Rapping ?
MB y u no make me your #1 girl
Sweatpants boner Y U NO GO AWAY!
OKC Y U stay in zones all game
MOM  y u no make food?!
MOKUBA WHY Y U NO LOOK LIKE SETO?
Spiderman y u no killed by mosquito spray
C. Ronaldo y u no score?
Josefin y u no belong to me
IAN Y U ARE SO SEXY
C. Ronaldo Y U no score!!
JUDGE DREDD Y U NO STALLONE
PERSIAN WOMEN Y U NO TELL TRUTH?
Y U No take down ur chimes?
eyesight y u no have
Ronaldo Y u no score
Collegeboard y u no give me sat scores?
Y U NO? STOP MAKING ME FAMOUS
functional tests Y U NO RUN FAST?
Managers Y U NO use email rules
Radley Balko Y u no write article about why the Queen of England makes $23 million/yR?
flash! y u no friend with me!
Charles Carreon y u no stfu?!
cOOKIE MONSTER  y u no give me cookies?
why you so beautiful ?????
Trameathia y u rickroll me?
Dato' Raja Nong Chik y u no answer us?
Y U                              my boner?
FB friends Y U NO LIKE MY STATUS
SHOT CLOCK Y U NO RESET?
Misuses memes
Y U NO  LET GCS WIN
nina y u always online?
DISNEYLAND Y U NO FREE
Haters y u no like anything
DEAR mansour Y u no me pernas gamwti s
jose y u no love me
lester y u no sexy
Alex velea y u no sleep?
League of Legends Y U no have faster logins
SoocergrlprobS Y u nO follow me
Kesha y u no stop farting on french fries?!
Justin beiBer Y U no kill urself
Patrick stump y u no reply me?!
Y U No Give Brainz?!
wachowski brothers y u no make good matrix sequels
dan y u no on msn?!
If you code why y u no debug?
Diaper  y u no change your diaper
PRINCE MALCHEZAAR Y U NO DROP DEAD AND GIEF LOOT
Teller y u no listen?
Kurwa! Jak można całe życie pierdolić o anime?
Hayfever y u no let me enjoy summer
y u no sperate
Jamie Currie WHY YOU NO COME TO SCHOOL ON TIME
FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!
Y U NO SPEAK ENGLISH?!
vpn y u nO remote login
Poke me On Facebook Y U NO SAY HI?
9GAG Y U NO LET ME CHANGE MY EMAIL?
girl i like y u no pay attention to me
MEMBERS  Y U NO POST IN MY GROUP
GIRLFRIEND y u no make sandwitch
IBAnez y u no make hardtail prestige 7-string?
Hey NEWBS Y U NO LISTEN TO ADMINS
friends y u no give me tickles?
Facebook mobile y u no stop posting as status update
GIRL THAT DRESSES LIKE A HOOKER Y U NO PUT CLOTHES ON?
Y U NO UNDERSTAND LEE IS TROLL
Isaac y u no like girls
adrian chiles y u no not exist
APAC Y u No speak tagalog
facebook freinds y u no like my status
APPLE
teachers Y U No give us no homework?
I NO CRAZY Y U NO CALL ME MAYBE?
BALLS Y U BE ITCHING?
Why you hipsters obsessed with things that look native american I no understand
y u no call me?
Roland Y U No Like Memes
bluecross y u no upgrade to exch 2010?
Y U NO USE Cherrymessenger propely?
Ridley Scott Y U Scroo Prometheus?
Justin bieber y u no die yet?!
VC Tem problemas
SURVIVOR Y U NO SURVIVE?
Katherine y u no happy people stop eating his face
giovnni trapattoni why u no speak ehglish
Y U NO LOVE JULIA!?! lol because you look like a horse
Astrid y u no make me mac n cheese?
SHOOTMANIA DM Y U NO GIVE MORE ALPHA KEYS
instagram y u no make it possible posting videos
Y U STEAL MY MEME KRYSTAL?!
Alex y u no use your own toilet?
DROPBOX Y U NO KEEP LOCAL FILE!
ashemaletube y u no stop deleting good videos!?!?!?!?!
Yur hella GEORGEOUS Y U NO MARRY
FACEBOOK FRIENDS Y U NO POKE BACK
Rita  Y U No making fair Exams?!
leghair y u no grow slow in summer!!
Gym weights y u so heavy?
Paul y u hug thorn bush?
Sheldon Cooper  Y U NO respect engineers?
Y u no drive good?
betty white y u no dead yet?
BANANA y u no peel yourself
Y u No  make more memes?
eeeeeeeeeeeeey y u no reply
Mother of grammar y u no learn english
VISUAL STUDIO Y U NO RUN MY PROJECT?
Hey JAcob
y u no like the melvins
LH 2.4 Y U NO WORK RIGHT?
GREECE Y U No paying your debts?!
MOTHER Y U NO HEAR YOURSELF!!??
People Y U no pogo?!
Y U no Tell ME name of game
y u ask me? y u no go to google!?!?
weird people y u no stop poking me on fb?!
COD: sniper with acog y u no Die !!!
monday y u no friday???
Y u no study bedrijsbeheer?
Y U no like ponies?
LAURA Y U NO GO WITH AMIGOS TO LASER TAG?
Y U don't let me wear shorts at work?
girl y u no have sex with me
tor tor itu punya indonesia !!!
Park jefferson apartments y u no stop bursting into flames
MANU GINOBILI Y U NO USE ROGAINE?
Correct meme y u no easy to find?!
TWEETERMAN287 Y U NO MAKE VIDEOS
kristen stewart y u no change emotion?
Y U No corner bowl
y u no  go girl on girl
Y u no take out your own trash
Hey I just met you This is crazy so y u no call me
Zoey y u no kiss or tell daddy you like him
MARIETTA Y U NO HERE
friend's ipod y u no really online
HHS Alumni  Y u no come to alumni day
Angie y u no feel better?
MacBooks Y u no be cheaper?!
POKEMON Y U NO AUTOSAVE?
Riot  y u no give me pulse fire ezreal???
Holland y u no good anymore!?
GIRL I LOVE WHY YOU NO GO OUT WITH ME?!?!
Y U NO SEXY?
Reddit Y U NO LET ME SLEEP?
School Y U no like hogwarts?!
english speakers y u no normal?
Transformice Y u no let me make maps
Tan ai hua why u no die???
19 hours later... y u dont go to jail?
Amanda Bieber Y U NO KILL YOURSELF ?
Latin america Y u have so many small countries?
liz y u no stop laughing !
Nyjah huston y u no stop win street league
y u no enter password?
Caden! Why u no tell good story!?
dA fUQ
prometheus y u no give me 124 minutes of my life back?
Mtv y u no play music!!
Y u no close door??  WEre you born in tent?
y u no beleive me mel
facebook y u no let me get rid of timeline?
Christian howland y u no use hi hat?!?!?!
mom  why me cant u bother the rest of sons
get into to the neds queue  y u so slow at serving me woman
IAN WATKINS Y U NO MARRY ME
Time Lost Proto Drake Y U no spawn faster!
girls Y u stalk gay person?
bronycon y u no in belgium
Y U No watch Avatar?
Lost Property team y u no find property
coach brindle! y u no peanut mode??
Michi Stinkt
Y U No FRIENDLY?!?
y u no Answer my calls
ELLA Y U NO GIVE ME CLOTHES
SWEET BROWN Y U NO GOT TIME FO' THIS
MS.VLASSOPOLOUS Y U NO CHECK EYE LINER BEFORE LEAVING FOR WORK?
Karan Y u no eat curry
facebook y u keep stalking me!?
Y u   so sensible and sweet?
Eminem Y U NO MAKE ALBUM WITH LUDACRIS?
1&1 Y U so expensive
Y u no  Make y u no meme
china!!! y u no block network solutions!?
Troy williaMs Y u No actually roll on floOr laughing
boring Thread y u no die?
COGENT & HURRICANE ELECTRIC Y U NO PEER IPv6?!?
Y U NO UNDERSTAND ? !
Loo See OH y u no share stalking strode?!
TOMMY HO Y U NO STOP BEING GAY
I Gang Starr y U no understand how vital rap game is?
Y U no processor?!?!
What did you do to my PMC
perkins y u no smile
Noobs Whys u no read rules about age?
holland y u no win in euros?
ruby y u no wear adidas jacket?
Bea Y U NO SEND MORE THAN 500 CHARACTERS A WEEK
Chris Y U No WORK!!!!!
chevy y u no turn like ford !!!!!!!
safe place signs y u no look safe
Jimmy Zak Y u no stay
Unknown number Y U no call earlier??
BROSTRAVA Y U NO UNRUSTLED
y u no  use ip messenguer
GARRY'S MOD Y U NO ALLOW STEAM?
PEOPLE WHO REPEATEDLY TELL ATTK JOKES Y U NO GET BETTER KNEE ARMOUR
SUNT CHIRIECEL SI SUNT PROST RAU
can't find restaurant y u no download whywait app
six months of saying no before saying yes Y U NO said before i moveD ON?
mom y u no trust me
R/nongolfers Y U MAKE SUCH GOOD POINTS?
hr girls y u no like my friend at job interview?
Jagger Y u no have mor moves?
TROLLS Y U NO LOVE AND TOLERATE!?
windows 8 y u no hav start menu
JACOB why you no stop memeing?
TELEMARKETERS  y u no buy my stuff
Pickle Jar y u no open
footy show Y u get ex cricketer to host show about rugby league?
BIBLE BELT PEOPLE
DEATH Y U NO come near me ??!!
DIV 6 why y no rate lockleys?
NETFLIX STREAMING NEW RELEASES Y U NO HAVE MORE THAN 2 NEW MOVIES
dog y u no pick up ur own poo
ATTK joke lovers Y U NO get better knee armour
NICK Y U NO COME TO THE PRACTICE?
STICK y u no fix hair?
NETFLIX  Y U NO HAVE GOOD MOVIES?
ALAN VANALLEN Y U NO CALL ME MAYBE?
BET why you no make white people entertainment
Vera
SEGA Y u no keep sonic away from driving?!
Girl Y u no call me maybe?
facebook y u no have top 8
Girls Y U NO TELL ME YOU LIKE ME UNTIL IT'S TOO LATE?
shE's ganna be ugly o.o YOU'LL SEE >.<
Guys Y U NO LIEK ME?
Why u no play diablo
charrito y u eat shit?
savannah
Cristiano ronaldo y u no have better accuracy?
Y U NO DO HOMEWORK
crush  y u no stop showing up on newsfeed
bitches with no ass y u wear short shorts
TETRIS Y U No get theme ouy of my head ?
pulsfire ezreal y u no need a map!
zazz ouh!
BONJURR Y U NO PARLAY FRONSAY?!
ASIANS  y u no say r properly
TIME Y U NO SLOW DOWN
RONALDO Y U NO GOOD IN PORTUGAL
Y U NO GIVE ME IPAD?!
Řidi?i v autobusech pro? poslouch&#225;te takov sra?ky ???
Y u no  give cookie
top tetx bottom text?
Jesus Y U wait 1500 yr to tell Americas u di 4 their sins?
if u hate them y u add 'em on facebook
meme  y u not meme
Chuck norris y u no come to norway?
Bacon y u no not be delicious
STARFOX Y U NO DO A BARREL ROLL
VOLDERMORT Y U NO USE MAGIC TO GROW NOSE
LEIXIA y u no damage!?!?
Dog Y u no take a walk yourself
Alexander Y u no take calls?!?
Hey WaRPED TOUR WHY YOU NO COME TO AUSTRALIA!?
Ulysses S. Grant  Y U No choose competent politicians?
Y U NO LET ME KISS YOU
doctor y u no hurry up
Chaos y u no stop changing names
Jardine y u no my Girlfriend?
Y U no buy more tickets??
Why you frequent flyer oh
Y U NO REPLY BACK
Sunlight Y u no stop burning my nipples
FINGER Y U NO HEAL FASTER!!
mule y u no use classloader isolation
Andy y u no answer skype
poo y u come from bum
children y u know show me whats on  your computer screen when i enter room
Bellamy y u so fat?
Chachi y u no luv him?
Y U NO  Shut up when i play
AFEEQ Y U NO ANSWER MY QUESTION
FRIENDS y u no wait when i tie my laces
ROXY MANELISTa Y U NO SING BETTER THAN REBECCA BLACK
E3 GAMES Y U NO LET ME STUDY
why english??
Y ur gonna give me new username? Do it then. Do it. I dare you.
General motors y u no get teh internets?
SASHI Y U NO STOP SCRATCHING?
Y U NO UNDERSTAND THAT SKRILLEX DOESN'T MAKE DUBSTEP
y u no play diablo 3 ? BUUUUUUUUUUUUUZZ!
REFEREE  y u no be clean
assassin's creed y u no easy to play?
U play here? Y u no play somewhere else?
RYAN BARSHA WHY U NO EMO?
SWEDISH TEAM Y U NO DEFEND?
ACADEMICS! Y U No accept invidious performance management
Cats Y U NO YOLO?
mobile camra y u no have good picture
Emily y u no ever text me back?
Tom hiddleston y u only like brunettes?
Sluts y u no find ur own guy
STaff Y u no lock this?
Jef Y U NO have 2 F's in your name.
hey
CHAT ROOM Y U No in it?
Y U no Call Daddy? + 5!
WHY You No Be Original?
Bitches y u no stay out of my buisness?!
Y U NO Hit 'ALT +Z'
Dear fb friends y u no stay in meaningful relationships!?
socks! y u no stay on when im sleeping!
Wide ruled y u no college ruled?
coffee girl
Apple! Y U No Release Mac Pro
Nicki Minaj y u no invite me to starship!?
Fonso! y u no read properly?
GALINA U NO WASH YOURSELF?
MY COMPUTER Y U NO SUPPORT SKYRIM!?
867-5309 Why u no aNswer???
facebook friend y u no put out
hot girl with sexy lips y u no sucky sucky
Christopher Nolan y u no let me buy tickets now?
y u no get my jokes ??
KINGS ISLAND Y U NO HELP MORE ON ADVENTURE EXPRESS
Big Botty Y u no smack?
pro7 y u No let me sleep?
aNDREA.. PERCHE' IL PPV NON E' ONLINE!
BSG y u no stop making me cry so hard?!
OPS  Y U NO UNDERSTAND SEX
Y U NO do simple math???
samsung  y u no design fone 4 dog?
Blizzard Y U NO Answer my ticket
arsenal y no win somthing!?!?
y u no like girls  because i am justin bieber
Calgary SaskatooN!
dear hard drive... Y u fill up now!
J. MICHAEL TATUM Y U NO GO TO OTAKON 2012?
life y u no fair
y u no  slur all the notes?
y u no  play low brass?
Olivia munn Y u no marry me?
stupid y u no shut up
NBA REFS Y U NO LET PLAYERS DECIDE GAME
Unicycles y u no let me ride?
Tom Hiddleston Y U NO Tweet?
Synchronized skating y u no in olympics
facebookers Y u has no life!?
summer school y u ruin summer??
Viran why u no stfu
Prashant sir  y u no understand every mam is not 'MUM'
Zoidberg y u no get picked?
Pink Floyd songs y u play in my head all day long?
final exams y r u the most complicated?
Pirelli! y u no make good tires
IRELAND Y U NO WIN
If u seen y u no typing
fRESH Y U NO HETEROSEXUAL
Torres y u no pass to nevas?
Marcucci y u no teach spanish?
msm  y u send blank messages
pr0n site y u install malware
Spain y u no play torres earlier?
Y U NO RETURN MY THINGS?
Honey y u so fat?!
Mog y u so hot?!
DEL BOSQUE Y U NO LET TORRES PLAY
tiSSues why u make so much noise?!?
Y U NO  EGGS WHAT YOU EAT
mass effect Y u no give me good packs
Sookie Y U NO have 4some ?!
BOXING JUDGES Y U NO TELL TRUTH
HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY SO  SO Y  YOU  DONT SHAKE MY HAND?
You liked my status Y u No Like me
ICP Y U NO INFORMERCIAL YET?
School Food  Y U No Taste Good?
parimal trivedi y u no look like professor
Who Are You DumB ASS
america y u no smart?
WWE
Boxing judges y u no let pacquiao win?!
occupy movement people
obama
boxing y u no stop fixing fights?
pacquiao fight dafuq?!!!
TROLLMOM Y U NO TROLL ANYMORE?
Y U NO PLAY DIABLO 3!?
Y U NO CALL ME
... not wondering y u no
Ian BANNISTER  Y U NO BRUSH TEETH ?
Women Y u no shut up
cali swag district y u no teach me how to dougie
EXAMS PERIOD Y U NO SHORTER?
Bradley Y u so gay?
NDC Y U NO RELEASE THE YEEZY'S YET
sky y u no like me
CALIFORNIA Y U NO SHARE PRETTY BEACH WEATHER WITH VEGAS ??
Adventurer like me. y you take an arrrow to the knee.
Summer homework y u exist?!
Enters code within 10 seconds of being put on twitter 'code has already been redeemed'
Y no u login!? This action requires you to log in to the website.
LUKE Y U NO BELIEVE JAS LOVES YOU?
Tea Why you no make me a cup
#IsThislife 'cormac'
FACEbook Y u no remember username?
eurocup y u take my bf away?!
BOXXY Y U NO MAKE MOAR VIDZ
Cat y u no stop going between my legs trying to trip me?!
Netherlands y u no score a goal
nate hardy  Y U NO LEARN HOW TO SKATE PROPERLY
NIKE Y U NO RELEASE THE YEEZY
clayron landers y u no get your own food
Developers y u no done on time
AKHILA why you no use full forms
Shit! Y u in peoples life!
y u no let me cheat on exam y?
Petr cech y u no keep goals
goku why y so strong
Girlonduty Y u no upload?!?!?!
godaddy y u no not a pain in the ass
Forcing Equal Pay Y U No respect Invisible hand?
tp y u no fix the servers
ev3ry 1  on teh int3rw3bz thinks me r3t4rd3d y u no th1nk i iz sm4rt
Dog Y u no stop humping my leg?!
Security director y u no hire me?
god y u no let summer be longer
SPARK Y U NO WORKZ
Sister y u no stop texting me?!
Job CLOCK Y U NO 5pm!!!!!
y u no help?
jimmy y u no survive on the power of friendship
Why you no play like Elena English
REDNECK y u no lift truck up higher
One Direction Y u no come to arkansas
Torrents Websites Y U no open when i need u?
CRYSPOT Y U NO UPDATE?
Brain y u no think of meme
English Y u no speak it?
qf Y U No Hold space
Dishes y u no clean yourselves
Programmer!!! Y U No put enter when the line of code is too long
kristen stewart Y u no show emotion?
my milkshakes y u no bring boys to the yard
i see u r making meme of me y u no select language?!
FACEBOOK Y u no remember username?
TEENAGE GIRLS Y u wear little sister's clothing
I KILLED A MAN Y U NO CALL COPS
so damn hoT! Y U NO HERE?!
memegenerator.net yu no have search?
Yuri... Y U No call me maybe?
MATT Y U NO GET OUT OF LAKE WHEN I TELL YOU TO?
Mitch Y U No invite me to party?
minecraft y u no stop spawning creepers
old person why u no give me candy you say you have in van
Matthew  y u so gay
EA ONLINE Y U NO LET ME PLAY BF3?
mcdonalds y u no sell hotdogs
America Y U No have good diesel car?
Weather Y U NO LIKE US?
i love you sophie y u no love me ?
Reason y u no ableton?
Federal background check Y U TAKE SO LONG?
Albert y u no use memes correctly?!
teachers y u no let us out for lunch on time
Adviser Y U NO let me graduate
rabeea y u no stop fighting??
Taylor Momsen y u no undress in the pretty reckless music videos?
meme y u no go viral
When i work computers sometimes makes me Violence
wonderbread  y u no smile after wins
portland timbERS y u no beat amatEURS?
'The Best Status Updates'
i saw u in the bathroom y u no wipe
parents y u no sleep earlier than me?
sir y u no make sense when u speak?
mRmarkus Y U NO BUY HONDA?
y u no  y u no spell right
I HAZ RAY GUN Y U NO REVIVE ME?!
Y DIABLO 4 HAVE NO LEAH?
justin bieber y u no go die
pedobear  y u no leave children alone?
SJUSD... Why Make Monday Last Day?
teachers y u no grade faster
scary movie characters  y u no use brain
Twitter Posers  y u no get a life?!
ROCKSTAR y u no show us gta v?
Y YOU No  hERE TO CUDDLES
Imgur Why you no show me funny picture??!!
Sarah y u no make easier tasks?
MarcO RuBio Yu no pick Denomination
Pringles Y U NO BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD?
nightclub owners  y u no make revenue model
MGS Y U NO RUN?
unicorns y u no go back to hogwarts
poo  why u no come out
CLIENT Y U NO SMART?
Y U NO go for the objective
CHRISTIE Y U NO STAY?
LEBRON Y U NO PLAY IN THE 4TH QUARTER
EMILY why u no sleep later?!
Diablo why u no fix yo bugs
iNTERNET Why u no FAST
calculator y u no have google
grandpa y u no remember my name
Winter Nights in bed!! Y I No switch off the lightz..
DOOR HANDLE y u no stop grab top
Cruise control
Friends y u scab answers in science test
friends y u no like my page?
Weather y u no get sunny
Mrs brose why you no tell truth?!?!
NAMBOUR GIRLS! Y U NO WAIT TILL U 16?
y are u so rite imteaz? boi mango!
Erik StrAnge Petersen Y U No Elaborate?
substances y u no compare directly
games y u no fit my budget?
old el paso y u no new?
IU AND CL Y U LOOK AT MY MANBOOBS?
Carranballac y u no give us good educations
I don't always smoke pot but when I do I prefer having friends around
facebook y u no let me punch people
MSN MESSENGER Y U GETTING WORSE?!
briody y u no enter in extra credit?!
Gives nina a compliment get's 'din j&#230;vel' back
chris y u no watch diamond jubilee?
Y U No Poke me back?
CARLY Y U NO HAVE MAKE-UP TACOS WITH ME TONIGHT
Nick Y U NO CONTACT ME ABOUT TAKING PHOTOS?
Vianney y u no like ceaser
DINNER LADIES y u no take out water from pasta
why u no!!! call back
Even it the illegal download
BIG ROB WHY ARE YOU LEAVING JONAS???
Did you know mcdonalds hires at 14 y u no have job yet?
Stupid blazing wings Why u no stop burninG!!
every girl y u no think u r beautiful
english teachers y u no teach relevant topics?
Y U NO Say Good Morning?
effin xperia arc s y u no get out of safe mode?
Crazy Y u no
Itunes  y u no support flac
summer y u no last longer
Y U NO DISLIKE MADNES64 FOR SPELLING MADNESS WRONG?
Y U NO COME TO MANHUNT
designer y u no Talk to  frontend engineer?
Kristen stewart y u no come out of closet?
Melbourne supporters y u no shut up about one win
i KILL YOU Y U no GO AWAY
IO ECHO y u no make music video for 'doorway'?
Obama y u no fix economy?
Y U NO  LAFF MEH? ;A;
'Wa chubble is dis' y u no give me grapes
chick fil 'a y u no open on sundays?!
andy milonakis y u no have balls drop
Unix and CCNA Y u Clash
do do  y u no smell good?
do do  y u no smell good?
school y u no block facebook instead of deviant art?
school of it exam SCHEDULED AT OTHER END OF CAMPUS IN HUMANITIES BUILDING
VICTORIA Y U NO SPILL YOUR SECRET????
Miss SVG 2012 y u no pretty
toilet paper finished? y u no put another roll?!
y you no like opeth's heritage?
Robert doyle y u no like melbourne people?
pregnancy y u no have Ctrl-z
AUSTIN  Y U SO GAY?!
Hoes y u no stOp being ratchet?
KARIANN Y U NO TEXT BACK?!
Water Y u no Allow me to bend you
Flado y u no buy boots lvl 2?
Dog Y U NO BRING BALL BACK AFTER I THROW IT
things that smell good Y U NO Taste good?
Mets Y u no give johan support when he needs it?
Anna  B Y U No use comma's
Dear OGplanet why dont we have latale on season 2 yet
matt
zubat y u no let me escape?
JUDITH BUTLER Y U NO WRITE PROPERLY
Monday y u no tuesday
mum y u no understand jacket makes me look gay
cassie y u no care about baseball?
croatia y u so shit?
EXAMS Y U NO END EARLY?
meme generator y u no let me sign up!?
sistema nervoso perch&#232; non ti rilassi ?
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y u no going to bed
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EA WHY U MAKE ME3'S ENDING BAD
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THIS THREAD Y U NO DIE?
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por que te quiero tanto  ??
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makes timely response... waits 4 hours!
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dia porque no te nublas?
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oh god
Please Only 1 question!!!
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Y YOU NO BLUEEEE???
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U NO change the image of the group
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GINA  Y U No Love Me
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life is too short to learn german
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hr why u no print less
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Y U READ THIS MEME?!
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hasil  UN. lama sekali...
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y u no put text down here
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Perch?! Perch?!
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Jack Daniels y u no really whisky
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why you so cute
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family
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BUTY ZMIENIONE?!?
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ACNe cream
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mitt romney y u get so many votes!?
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MANGA UPDATES Y U NO OUT YET?
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SPACEBAR UYNOLETMETYPE
TK y u No send a picture of a munter
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I POKE U  y u no POke back ?
y u no love me?
2012 DISASTER
Y U NO TRANSLATE?
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Tori!! y u lie
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justin bieber y u no man?
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WORK Y U NO EASY?
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FANFICTION Y U NO WANT ME TO PASS EXAMS?
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Y U NEVER PEE IN THE RIGHT DIRECTION???
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remote control y u all the way over there?
DIABLO III Y U NO WORK?
Family Y U NO DO THINGS YOURSELF I WANT TO PLAY DIABLO 3
Republicans y u no have brains?
BUNNY OC SOUP IS A DRINK
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mTw Y U NO GET INVITE FOR TI2
posers and wannabes Y U NO kill yourselves
MEDIA STUDENTS Y U NO EXAMS?
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Diablo 3 y u error 37
Webmaster Y U No log in?
Wind y u no stop?
Exams Y U No go away?!?
BLIZZ
WHY MUST I BE IN THIS S*** PICTURE! BECAUSE 9GAG FORCED ME TO!
Followers y no talk to me
y u no vote branden for treasurer???
mahmoud Y U NO MAD?
GIRLS y u NO give me bj
Anna
MUM Y U NO CLOSE DOOR PROPERLY?!
salut twa coucou tu veux voir ma bite
Akh on facebook Y U NO ask for wakil/wali contact
lakers y u no guard durant!!!
Boyfriend y u no make me sandwich?
Kevin Durant !!  Y U SO CLUTCH ? !!
y u make excuses mike
Honey Y u No Home Yet?
Cody   Y u no funny
Talamini Y U NO MOAN?
Y u no meme y u no stop complaining?
mERCEDES Y U TAKE SO MANY PICTURES?!
Abbie  y u no win in the first day like a boss
y u no guy y u so angry?
BRAND NEW Y U SO GOOD?
Y there be more black people in my classes im lonely
TEACHER
MANGAREADER Y U NO LOAD?
grades y u no smoke weed and get high
if u need to pee badly Y U NO GO TO THE BATHROOM
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Schweinsteiger Y u no score ?
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CHANSORENA POK Y U SO SMART?
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Bayern
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SM ENTERTAINMENT Y U NO MAKE SMTOWN ARKANSAS
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STALCUP Y U NO TEACH
Riya Y U No like white people
Winnemucca
military tents in stary sobor Y U SPAWN TINCANS
Game is boring That's the reason I look so bad
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DR Drill y u no work perfectly every time?
YOUNGER BOYS Y U SO HOT
kills 99.99% of germs y u no 100%
yr Crush posts good comment y u no like first
BBM y u NO SEND THE TEXT ?
Redlettermedia Y U NO SHIp TO Europe
TURK NOSE Y U NO ANSWER PHONE?
Mario y u no read announcement
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Minecraft y u no let me log in!
Manchester united y u no get trophy this season?
betta y u no make bubble nest?
MInecraft y u no up!?
ROME WHY U GET NO MVP
Airtel Y U no allow torrent sites
y so serious son
Jeb! y u no release 1.3
kyo y u no find me funny
ᑲ? ᓂᕿ ᑭᒻᒥ??ᖅ ᕿᖂᔭᖅ (ᕼ?ᒻ???) ᖃᓄ?ᑦᑑᓂᖅ ᓂᕿ ?ᓚ ??ᕿ?ᖅ ᓂᕿ ?ᒻᒥ??ᑦ ᒥᓗᑦᓱᑳ?ᖅ ?ᒻᒧ?ᓗᒃ ᑭᓪᓗᒧᑦ ᕿ???ᖅ ᑭᒻᒥ??ᖅ ᕿᖂᔭᖅ. Why shit i don't understand what it says there?
US Y U have no jobs?
New Dell ultrabook y u no meet MIT minimum requirements?
Nash Y u Kno draw me back?!
DAWN MARIE
y u no see the truth let's get some glasses
WIIZY Y U NO PLAY MC?
Fat people y u no control your health?
Bunny marie y u no like ramen!?
Why you no mention me in your comments?
sal  y u no change shirts!
y u no reply me when u pm me first?!?!
Exo y u no im my bed
Certiphy U Y so bad at GFX
THe WANTED y u no come to conant?!
guide dogs y u no get bored and guide owners into puddles
Server y u no get light?
if you like her why u no make her yours
SUMMER VACATION  Y U NO COME FAST?
people with ashy feet
anant singhal y u no go to sleep? :O
MOYESEY y u no sell victor
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WOY!? Y U PICK DOWNING
WHY U SO STUPID HOW U TEACHER
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YEAR 12s Y U DRESS LIKE CHAVS?!!!????!!!!?!?!?
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y u no stop stalking my profile
FAzEBUK Y u no make ipo pop?
CALLCENTER Y U NO LIVE TRANSFER OUR CALLS!!!!!!
donkey  y u jackass
ORLANDI Y U DID THIS TO US?
Tumblr y u no show my notes
Trackforum why you no have sense humor
BATTLENET y u no work?
.jsp pages why u no load faster?
Mom y u no see me when i'm studying?
VALVE Y u no make more companion cube plushies?!?!
hot pocket y u no get hot in the middle?
Ceco y u no answer me again
Chain letters y u no kill me?
EDU MINISTRY! y u not just let us continue where we were?
memegen y u no take away annoying ads!?
Y u no have reasons?
Y U NO Look at timetable?
subzero y u no play good music?
NAPLAN Y U SO BORING
original falavored potato chips Y U NO stop being made?
Starships y u meant to fly?
Mr. Van ness Y u No make More?
sim  y u no unlock bathroom door
America y u no split up into weed country or no weed country?
Rack city y u no part of usa?
HEY. BRUSHING TEETH IS MY LIFEEE!!!!!!!
gmail why you trim my signature off??!?
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School y u no make people food
3OH!3 y u no trust hoes?
TASTY FOOD
Vandalists Y u no write something intelligent?
bin full? y u no empty it?!
Obama Y U NO have birth certificate!?
team avo y u no as good as teamreflex
God y u no make die bad musicians instead?
looool
internet Y U No found
FUVEST Y U NO CHOOSE ANOTHER DAY?
Why you take my tool without asking me I need it i need it
Orange y U no havE Rhyme
Y U NO WASSSHhh OUT FOR THAT HOLE
Nicole y u no my prom date?
wal mart y u no sell walls?!
Y U NO LAST HIT
Bell y u no send my note today?
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Ap world exam y u give essay about cricket?
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Y U No understand friendzoned means you're to ugly!
Y  N Need Securitycode Y N A Securitycode Anymore?
Y u no geT your own wi-fi
YURI WHY YU SO SHORT?!?
constitutional law y u make my life hell?
Money y u no grow ontrees!?
Teenage girls y u so intent on ruining our generation
RMA 1991 Y U NO PROTECT The Environment!?
Android market y u no have cinemagram?
la se&#241;ora de la esquina me dijo pendejo y no sabia que la pendeja era su ermana
NIKO! GIATI DEN DIAVAZEIS???
SANDWICH Y U NO SAND?!
aciD REFLUX Y U NO LEAVE ME ALONE?
GOD! Y U NO  KILL BEIBER
Y u no Show boobs?
HEY SYSTEM
bread loaf y u no have even number of slices!?
IBTISSEM Y U NO HAVE NORMAL fIRST NAME?
INformationsmanagement y u no get into my brain?
Minecraft forge y u no compatible with modloader-mp anymore???
You empty pot? you fill pot!!
faceBook Y U NO Stop Changing Format?!
u say u hate blizzard y u keep playing?
CUSTOMER Y U NO ORDER PROPERLY?
it's hat friday y u no wear hat today?
new character generator y u no work?
silent hill y u no good anymore ?!
Bank account y u no grow?
MY SGM y u no eva say nice thing
Y u no like 3-piece thursdays?
KONY Y U NO TAKE Bieber
y u no happy kai? u crankified
Y U NO talk to me?!
final papers y u no write yourself?
y u no be normal
new Firefocks y u no let me use foxytunes
Carbon tax y u no make environment better
Mom: you have finals in 2 days Me: but i have game here and now
BAD DRIVERS
Dr Julia Y U NO give me model solutions?
wtf its only monday y u no tell me!
Rene!!! Y u always cry????
CCHS 4 square
Mr. Creepy pasta Y u no show your face
Skyrim  Y u no have knee amour?!?
SAIYAM Y U NO LET US HAVE BROMANCE?!?!
School Y U NO end?
facebook page y u no be used
3DSPLAZA Y U SO AWESOME?
Rock band y u no have pink floyd
PSA Customers Y U NO FOLLOW DIRECTIONS?
Y U NO  BUY ME BURGERS
Dexter Y U NO SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH
LETCHWORTH Y U NO HAVE MCDONALDS?
KWINS  U NO ASFDSDFASDFA?
HEy! Where is your pre-prac?
why mustafa goes to toilet everyday
Students
SANTA CLAUS Y U NO EXIST!?
obscure person i knew 20 years ago y u no accept freind request?
Y U NO FAP
WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME Im MARVELOUS!!!
Te HO dit de no INDUSIAAAARRRRRRRRR
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investments y u no untung yet!!!!!???
friday y u kno come sooner?
DAFUQ IS THIS SHIT
MAY  Y U NO GO﻿ FASTER?
Delia meyer y r u so pretty?!
Y U NO  LET ME SHOP
WOY HODGSon!! y u no choose adam johnson!!!
Chris Wells y u no revise more than two topics for exam then post bitchy meme
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teen daddy
Liam Payne Y U No Get Mole Removed?
PS VITa Y U NO Have bigger buttons and analog sticks?
3DS Y U NO COME IN SILVER?
a huge white shark in the the ocean y u read above line wrong?
Damian! y u no bussi!
Okies Y U No work
y u no gENERATOR  Y U NO CAN EDIT Y U NO GUY
nipxe y u no vote?
WHY U DON'T UNDERSTAND MECHANICS?
3DS Y U NO COME IN SIlver?
RTA Y U NO make test easy
Y U NO sticky thread?
Mcdonalds double cheese burger y u no double cheese or burger
LEECHERS Y U NO GIVE THANKS +REP
USB Y u No go in first try
Battle.net y u no let me play d3?
4 chan Y U NO LET ME GO TO BED
Diablo 3 Y u so boring?
Michelle Y U no liek open periods???
TRAMPOLINE Y U NO BREAK?!
Pantera? Y U NO LISTEN TO BETTER MUSIC
chicks wear lulu lemon and sports bra to crossfit here! y u no warn me!!! i forget my compression short!
Lunch time
UC Common room y u no have stove?
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bat for lashes y u no have boobies?
The Pirate bay y u no work?!
TRY WHY U NO USE MEME RIGHT?
Kevin Durant y u no get triple doubles
Web guy why you no sysadmin
Rebecca forman y u no go out with me
people on memegenerator y u no use memes correctly
diablo iii server y u no working!?
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girls who wear lacefronts y u dont know were ur hairline is. they dont go in middle of forehead!
you fill out timesheet everyday... y u no get it right after 3 months?!?
sluts y u no keep legs shut?
Transvestites Y U No Guy?
facebook  y u no make log out easy
wet towels y u no hung up?
diablo 3 y u no retrieve heroes
Blizzard u no have Login server Power?
Dear Man city  y u no buy the whole world?
Blizzard Y U NO Authenticate my credentials?
blackberry y u no make front camera ?
coffee y u no asexually reproduce in cup?
Angels Y U NO WIN!?
PARTY Y U NO LET ME COME?
old people on crossing y u no walk quicker
Blizzard y u no have enough servers
Diablo 3 authentication y u no retrieve player list
insanity workout y u no give me longer water break?
cars y u no indicate
Arlook y u no puss puss hannah
Skidrow
capcom y u no take responsibility
Need a job? y u no join jobbook?
rain y u mess up peoples dates?
Arm Pit Y U NO SMELL GOOD?
Y U NO GOOD AT STARCRAFT
UNIVERSE Y U NO BE SENSIBLE?
Saali SALARY KAB AAYEGI ab to hadh hi ho gyi...
Diablo 3 y u no delivered yet?
CAMPUSonline y u no make working SOLVs?!
y u no buy macbook?!
snakeyman it say card #declined
Diablo III launch y u no holiday?
NO.
Fira y u no eat more
Error 37 Y U No Let me play Diablo III?
METTA WORLD PEACE Y U NO BE RON ARTEST!?
DIABLO 3 Y U NO PATCH BUGS
DIABLO 3 Y U NO WORK?!?!?!
DIABLO 3 Y U NO LOG IN!
Diablo 3 why you no let me play?
DHL Y U NO DELIVER CE
I dont always use the right meme Gets kidnapped by kony
Thoughtstorm forums! Y u no post INTELLIGENT stuff!?!?!?!
Religion y u no stop preaching hate
y u no stay schemin at yellow jugs
Mr. collazos  y u no make your class interesting
China y u no leave philippines alone?
Y U NO STOP n c our u-dry !
robin y u no run away with Barney to mexico?
Lysol Y U NO clean 0.01%
Morty y u grade so hard
Internet Y u No give me same number of fibers on Both hands
STUPID SPANISH TEACHER Y U NO SPEAK ENGLISH?
Instagramers
Ross
Edd from ed
japan y u no make functional gundams?
people on facebook y u no get your own timeline covers
nasa  y u no find a real alien
17:01: Tries to install diablo 3 y u still have fire falling from sky
kolkata knight riders y u no take shakib?!?
you favorited my tweet y u no retweet me?
WEEKENDS Y U SO SHORT?
brian y u no tell him he stoat?!
inez allegra <3 y u so beautiful!!
Yu No Go to sleep?!!
Y U NO  SEND ME SMILEY
Y U NO GO ON FRYS?!
CHEMESTRY Y U NO EASY
CHEMESTRY Y U NO EASY
Honda why u make new crv ugly?
ap world maps y u no let me sleep
China WHY U FEED THE REST OF THE WORLD  BEFORE YOUR OWN CITIZENS?
shit y u no go down toilet  when i flush you
hATE Beiber and twilight? y u no ignore media made for teenage girls
P90X Y U want me to die?
amazon.co.uk y u no dispatch diablo 3?
y u no get mad when i call you ulta gay
95 Fans! Y U NO 100 ?!
flo rida why u no blow your own whisle??
PitBull Y u no count past 4?
Hot guys Y u always know it?
Keegan adams Y u no understand english
Moody y u no stop stalking me on facebook?
Sirrawrs y u no get another xbox cord?
internet Y U No have meme i want when i want it?
Facebook spammerS Y u no have block option
KEGAN Y U NO IN CHARLESTON?!
Y U NO GET RID OF THOSE SQUIRRELs?
People y u no speak regular when u read this?
Y U No make me sammich?!?!
DAD  Y U NO REPSPOND
MANUEL NEUER Y U NO FAMOUS LIKE CASILLAS?
declan y u no shut up
Jonathan y u so genius?!
Midnight Y u no go to bed?
Y U NO BELIEVE I NOT MAD
CREEPER  Y U NO LET MY OUSE ALONE?
LUKE Y U NO RENDER IN 720P
facebook y u no let me study
KUŠAN Y U NO RESPOND
MARTON FULOP Y U NO CATCH BALL?
Victoria Y U NO TELL ME YOUR SECRET?
wrong username or password Y u no tell me which one?
future gohan y u no fight cell
Marika Y u no trying to get me to watch b&#246;gporr?!
AQA OPEN ASSESS Y U NO WORK?
muse y u no release album already?
memedroid y u no publish my meme?
REDDIT y u no let us have souls
OFFER HELP y u no give it
Nuggets y u no beat lakers
cleveland show y u no canceled?
Humanity Y U No wake up?!?
BRAIN Y U NO MAKE GOOD RAGE COMICS?
Wanna be gaNgsters Y u Tipes liqe dis
Hey school y u no be over already
Cleaners... Y U NO clean 0.01%
y u no post le uncensored version?
coach ahmad y u such a philosopher
Homework y u no solve yourself?
Everyone Y u no post anymore?!
hey teacher y u no live the kids alone?
epl y u so dramatic
Girls Y u so selfish?!
Pandora y u no let me study?
skrillex y u no grow hair on all your head?
Y U LIE TO ME
memegenerator.com y u no memegenerator.net?
memegenerator y u no let met me delete shitty memes?
Asia - y u NO give reasonable bills at ATm?
metta world peace y u no play like this always?
GIGI Y U NO LIKE BEING CLUMSY?
Girlfriend y u no make sandwhich!?
Y U NO  DATE ME
y u no have sex with me
Y U NO STOP COPYING ME
Whiteboy y u no come to vegas?!
People y u no stop?
Bob Barker Y U no come on up
Brittney y u no post in pregnancy updates
Y U NO APPLY FOR NATIVE OR SOMETHING?
Vince Y u no eat my nuts?!
Math y u no easy?
Boss Why u no give me raise?
Ask.com y u no give me better results?
HEAD PHONES Y u no untangle!!!!
Bill gates y u no make word intuitive
9gag y u no allow videos from Vimeo?
Name Y u no spell it right??
Ugly peoPLe
Ugly faggots
Lebron y u no win championship?
CHALDEANS y U NO STOP TALKING SHIT?
Studies y u no go away forever
9GAG y u nO LET ME SLEEP
facebook y u no protect my data?
ANALYSIS notes y u no converge?
Why you no shut up!?
DRIBBBLE Y U NO RELEASE A FACEBOOK TIMELINE APP?
watstrade y u no be as popular as johnlock?
y u no say i love u back
Musical y u end?
Michelle Y U No in town yet?!
Celebrities Y U NO GET FACEBOOK INSTEAD OF TWITTER?
COMMUNISM Y U NO SLOW DOWN
the avengers y u no include spiderman?
albert from war horse y u no forget about joey?
guy y u no gay
y u no believe in  geezas
Americans Why u no watch alcatraz?
boys y u no like small girls ?
singapore y u no solve your own problem?!
engrish.com y u This website is offline
Y U no Study Earlier? CEMRE
S2 Y U NO Support?
customers who order pizza y u no listen when i speak to u?
SEASON4 Y U NO COME FASTER
queue y u no pop?
BABBY Y U NO POP
assignment sheets y u always disappear???
Google Drive WHY U NO LEAVE me any bandwidth for other stuff?
Y u no start server WHY?
jp morgan chase y u no learn from gfc
LOUNGERS  Y U NO HELP ME?!
Y U NO TAKE MY MONEY
CTRL + F y u no work in real life?
Email Y U no read???
Screen! y u so COMEDICALLY huge?
Asian kid Y u know?
MELARO'S BACK? WTF
occupy wall st people y u no get jobs?
VIviana y u no replace toilet paper?!
Carly y u break jordan's foot?
China y u censor my internet
SHAME y u no shame?
Internet y u no use apostrophe correctly
xk putas michelle dayana alfaro chaves se anda comiendo el culo a tiffany
ELAM Y U NO STOP SLAPPING
mikey and emma y u no just go out
torna  in difesaaaa!!!
VENDING MACHINE WHY U SWALLOW MY MONEY?
Jp morgan Y U NO GAVE ME $2 BILLION?!
results in my experiment y u no as i predicted?
WHY? WHY U GOTTA BE SO BLIND?
syv y u no get a job?
Y U NO CLICK SUBSCRIBE!
Finals y u no study sooner?
NASI LEMAK Y U NO STOP POSTING MEMES?
VOCALOID! Y U NO COME TO PHILIPPINES!
INTERNET Y U NO LEAVE ME?
'IZZAN KASSIM Y U NO NICE TO ME?!1!!!
minecraft y u no on ps3
WHY YOU  NO DELIVER!!
Y U NO OPEN YOUR Presents!
JACK CAHILL Y U NO FEMALE
MEME GENERATOR WHY YOU NO LET ME FIND THINGS I WANT
y u no buy me a cookie at lunch
Dean Y u no have foxtel??
U see My earphones are in Y U NO STFU & GTFO?
Y U NO  REALIZE UR CUTE?
Professor Y U NO SUBMIT GRADES YET?!
STEPH Y U SO PRETTY??
friends on facebook y u no talk to me?
Mr. Dalton y u no write?!
Hawkeye y u no have purple costume in avengers movie??
PAOLO Y U NO WAX ON WAX OFF?!?!
Y U post good stuff if you don't want likes?
NYQUIL Y U TAKE METH OUT OF RECIPIE?!?
good NBa players y u all get injured during playoffs!?
Chris ctr garza Y u no shut your mouth?!
Y U LEAVE US BONAMO?
HERTHA WHY U DEFEAT URSELF ALL THE TIME
BRAIN Y U MAKE ME SO ANGRY
CONSUELA Y U NO BUY LEMON PLEDGE
Y U No Sign shirt
FACEBOOK Y U NO INFORM ME I HAVE TIMELINE
Arab Gagers Y U NO STOP STEALING FROM 9gag??!
NeHA Y U NO GIVE RIDE IN LEXUS
Hello :-D
Shelby Y U no give me program files
San francisco y u No have affordable housing
justice thomas y u no concur ???
dear lawyer y u give me no stipend?
nic   y u no have magazine
Y U No ANSWER TEXT FASTER!!!
Deccan chargers y u no win?
Worksheet... Y u no give space?
turilli y u no in rhapsody anymore?
Printer Y u no print faster!
31 PAGES OF TALK... Y U NO BUILD IN THIS THREAD?
Candidates
bitches y u no get faberry
NIALL HORAN Y U LAUGH FOR NO REASONZ
SCHOOL  Y U NO CLOSE DOWN ALREADY??
y u no visit m^c^o?
WHY U NO CONNECT!
KNIFE Y U SO BUGGED?
taco bus y u no open on fletcher ave yet?!?!?
DICE Y U NO FIX THE DART
AIYAH! Y u no go swimming
Mrs.Williams Y U No Quit Already?
north carolina y u no let gays marry but cousins are ok?
TAT Y U NO GIVE ME TSAR BOMBA SHOTGUN
Y U no notice me no smoke?
everyone! Y u no stop COLLABORATe and listen?!
y u no lower ur bills?
followers y u no reblog me
HITFOX  y u no get diablo 3 collector?
william fitzimmons y u no shave?
Uryu y u no get new bow
Saturday Night Fever Y u no wait til Sunday
Cap'n Y u no make it happen?
Y Newusers no understand don't cam up!
callers  why u no think its krusty krab
MEN
vidal sassoon y u no repeat after rinse?
polui&#231;ao sonora  porque n&#227;o baixas a frequ&#234;ncia
Slydessertfox u no tag me?!
eyes y u no shoot lasers
human body y u no have wings
Tree Hero! y u no make more videos?!
North carolina y u no like equality??
PANDORA SKIP BUTTON Y U NO LET ME SKIP
Francesca y u no accept my insight?
Meme generator y u no work half the time
Friends Y u no stay up late
WHY U nO TIP ?!
y u no like birdy cover
PROTEIN Y U NO DROP IN PRICE
Charlotte Bobcats  why u no win games u get top pick in last 6 drafts
Girl Y U NO TEXT ME BACK!
youtube y u no tell me which video was deleted
PRIUS Y U NO DRIVE FAST?
HALI D. Y U NO LIKE EMINEM
mrs canfield y u no teach us anything on the tests or quizzes
Marissa lee Y U No guess us as sibs
efgyes
Hondas Y U NO KEEP UP?
y u no like me anymore?
Cotto y u no beat mayweather?
Alex Y U No give me puppies and kitties?!
North Carolina y u no like gays?
Courtney y u no have higher standards?!?!
GOP  Y u No like anyone?
Mass effect 3 Y u no have good ending?
NEIGHBOURS Y U NO Put my biN out?
lebron?!?! y u no win championship?
Third party y u no come play in holland
Mr. BeLAIR Y U NO TAKE ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES?!
Y U NO GROUPCHAT? Update Case Notes Plz
Liverpool Y u no play like this all season?!
Space between my arms y u no awkward blue also
KEVIN Y u no wear tie-dye shirt
Black ops 2 y u no come out sooner
Y U NO WASH Brushes on G Level Y U No listen to mark?
SALLY Y U BEAUTIFUL
Y U no Stop thinking you're hot?
sportscenter y u no show hockey highlights
Michelle y u no love me
oup dude!!1! y u no squeeze mangos?!?
Mass Effect Y U NO HAVE GOOD ENDING?!
housemates y u no shut freezer door!?
WHY U COMMENT ON STATUS BUT NO TEXT ME
mia y u no curly
may y u no hot?
Outlook spellcheck Why U no work in subject line
lol?
Bart Y u no eat bbq?
action hero y u no reload?
red light y u no turn green
Lyon
Y U NO CALL ME BACK??! WAS YOUR IDEA TO HANG OUT!!!!
ну почему девочкам можно приходить в шортах в школу а мне нет?
pee y u no come out same time as poo?
MabePreprod Why u no up?
funtasio Gt osa atoma sou fiaxnoun comic
y u no go get me pizza
person! y u no go to bed early?
biological ProCesses y u nO easier?!
Mitchell Freeway Y U NO flow at 100km/h
MATT Y U NOT USE WHMCS
SOLUTIONS SECTION OF CHEMISTRY BOOK Y U NO HAVE ANSWERS?
maths y u no easy
pornhub why u have to pay for hd quality
Y    U   NO SPEAK NORMAL???
JOEL Y U NO STOP ME
y u no guy y u no spell right
PEOPLE WITH DOWNLOAD TICKETS Y U NO GO TO BLOODSTOCK
vALVE Y U NO SEND MY FREE GAME?
Maddi y u no go out with saron
If yolo then y would ydsswyol?
staar test y u NO disappear from earth?
M-6 carnifex y u no unlock?
Fawad Mohammad Y u so salty??
Everyone! y u stare at my computer
Scumbag steve y u no good guy greg
ALEC Y U NO PASS TEST?!?
TAYLOR Y U NO GOOD W MEMES?!?
combonations y u have more maths
French Q'est-ce que tu ne prononcer pas la dernierre lettre?
Whatsamaattayou?!
Grades Y U NO UP ON BLACKBOARD?!
ONE DRIECTION Y U NO COME MY DIRECTION?
shabbirv y u no make understandable memes
Robin! y u no yell at girls actually wearing slutty clothing?!
Gluten Free Y U No understand?
david bettinger y u no have a job
Reddit.com Y U NO open new tab?
hey lucasfilm y u no liek bonnie burton nao?
facebook friends y u know like my instragram photo of banana peel in lomo?
CAVE STUDENTS Y U NO SAVE TO STAFF FILES?
eee eeee
danny y u kno atach skript?
2006SCAPE y u no release server
FaCEBOOKERS Y U NO USE YOUR MEMES RIGHT?
arab  y u no have phone!?!?!
Y U NO PAY FOR Senior grad party yet?!
1 Y U NO  SAY THAT EARLIER?
lkhel3a U NO TEL9I MNI !!
Y U NO use google before asking dumb question
Rachel wallace y u no answer phone?!!
TUMBLR Y U NO HAVE LETTER E?
perth y u no know how to drive?
Y U NO MAIL ME BACK
decky y u no stfu!?
Brother! yu no stop call me emily?
Tom Why you have no self-respect?
Government Y u no trustworthy?
Y U NO LET ME join you!!!
term paper y u no easier to write?
People o kijiji y u no take clear pictures?!
facebook y u no want likes on link
Motrin Y U no work for 20 minutes?
Brother! Yu no stop call me emily??
housemate y u no clean dish??
crysis 2 y u no hav ze good graficzz?!
drive thru workers y u no hear me say no tomato?!
google drive y u no support mac os x 10.5?!
Carly ray jepsen y u fall in love wit gay guy?
carly ray jepsen y u no fall in love with straight guy?
y u no take coffee with me?
meme generator y u no make teirs for images?!
People y u no understand sarcasm
adele y u no set fire to the jocks?!
TSM y u no come back?
Y u no talk to me
cosmo and wanda y u no make wishes
TIME TURNER Y U NO EXIST?
FIGURE DRAWING Y U NO EASY TO GRASP!?
You not bsian y u get b?
HECARIM Y U NO USEFUL?
Gwar y U NO KILL JUSTIN BEIBER
evanescence Y U no tell us the date of the greek show?
Y U No smarter?
Florian y u no ferme ta gueule?
boyfriend y u no flush toilet
zipper y u no get unstuck?!
Cotto Y U NO WIN B*TCH?!
Graduation y u no hurry up so seniors can go bye bye
y u no HERE for cuddles?!
Axel  Y u no american?
Y U No ANSWEr my SMS?!
Barnesang Y U NO make sense?
MODERN MUSIC Y U NO GOOD?!
POLICE Y U No leave mi fi smoke mi herbs?!
TYA y u no have good grammar?
we owe t-mobile $600! y u no pay phone bill?
Alcohol  y u no taste good?
FAKE WOMEN Y U NO BE REAL?
Lee sin Y u no buy sight wards?
y u no give me normal hands?
zippo y u no use it?!
Y U NO LIKE THE MOON?!
y u no stop typing 'xDDDDDDD'
SHARYN WHY U NO POST HOMEWORK ON LREI CONNECT
New YJ episode Y U NO come out today?
rihanna! y u no find your own haircut?
Y U No Y U No
English Y u no speak it
nancy y u no do my nails?!
WILLIAM Y U NO USE ULTI
Annoying Stalker! Y U No give out candy?
facebook people y u no like my status
GOD Y U NO like middle east?!
Y U NO FAPP?!
pump motor y u no work?!
SPIKE Y U NO USING CONDOMS?!
Y ME LIKE YOU SO MUCH THEO LEVY?!
WHY Y U LaTE?!
y u no answer u no like zoo?
Hot Shower Y u no stay hot?!
HUSSIE! Y U NO UPDATE?
everytime i watch a movie Y U NO
emily! y u no study??
OMNIVORE
Mattel card game developpers Y U No?
Y REEVES NO BASE THE OFFENSE  AROUND ELWAY
Adolf y u no reply when I say hi hitler?!
jack dawson y u no survive?!
beachside! y u no fix roads?!?!
TLCG Y U NO PLAY COMPETITIVE!?!
InstaGRAM USERS Y U NO BUY CRAP CAMERA INSTEAD?
SUBARU BRZ Why Y U NO GREAT?!
Boobs Y U No bigger?
SSD Y U No get cheaper?!
Noobs Y u no give ammo?!
Horses in SKYRIM Y U no walk on ground?!
Hulk in the avengers y u no Edward norton anymore
Pbf and maths y u no give me more time to study?!
p r i n t e r : y  u  no  have  toner  4  hours  before  exam !
God
EVERYONE... Y U NO PBA
mc hammer  y u no let me touch u?!
EMINEM U SO AWESOME Y U NO DO MORE MOVIES?
dos equis guy y u no do things on regular basis?!
Y U NO ANSWER MY TEXTS?
temple run y u no stop insulting me when i die no mtter how far i go?
Y U No be nice??
craigslist musicians y u no buy my cab?
thunderstorms y u no stop making noises
MTV Y u no play music anymore?!
y u no fix my face rite
Boris y u no get rid of bendy buses?
Amnesia! Y U SO SCARY?!
natural selection y u no favor me?!
Kelli shintani y u no message back?!
y u no guy! y u no have ears?
Andy Carroll   Y u NO score
i still 'y u no' meme?? y u no create new 'y u no' meme!!!??
Birmingham Why are you so shit?
google y u no make star wars doodle
Y u no facebook official? are you fake relationship?
PROMO CODE WHY Y U NO WORK ?
Stefanie Y U NO REACT
Brianna
GIRL Y U NO GOTO HELL
Teacher Y u no post grades
Phone! Y U NO stay in hanD
y u no help me is it because i am bold like mr.l
SOda Y U no last longer?!
rain y u no set on fire?
Get rich quick scheme y u no be real
parents  y u no give me money?!
Mirror y u no grammar
everyone why you no come paintball
the avengers in mexico y u no show the deleted scenes?!
Google Y U no let me finish typing!
y u no smile??
ME
Hey Jon Y u no talk anymore?
Y U NO LISTEN MŇ&#193;GA?!
y u ban me?
SCOOTER Y U NO TELL US HOW MUCH WAS THAT FISH?
Y U NO STFU AND LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC WITHOUT BITCHING?
psychology y u eat my head  ?
I buy vip status y u no let me create
people y u no water-saving
Win32 why you no get a life?
Squeedgemonster... Y U NO make yiff of Emoticon?
not foggy y u no turn off fog lights
y u no study for test?
MouseTrap game y u no realistic?!
YEAR 7's Y u no actually Type 'Just saying'?
Diet food y u no taste good??
cottage cheese y u no ever look fresh?
VERONICA Y U NO UNDERSTAND ANY JOKE?!
dumbass at 3am... y u call 911 for wambambulance for a three month old cough?!
PHYsics paper y u no let me sleep
Y U NO MARK CHANGES?!
Geography Teachers y u no give us more time???
ass y u no keep virginity
Dansk-historie opgave y u no make yourself
VUKENTITS Y U NO WORK
koay y u no do geografi project
PRODIGY Y U ONLY LIKE GIRLS WITH DIMPLES?!
Printer y u no stop printing
spanish project due y u no en ingls?
Dean winchester  Y u no real and meet me?
blah blah arrow to the knee blah blah skyrim nerd y u no take arrow to the head
fry... Y U NO SURE?
julia gillard y u no stay in kitchen
Tannnaaaaveee y u no take revenge???
thinking of him again y u no turn spotify off?
mark y u no be tall and skinny
Cheeseburger rice why u so tasty?!
Y U NO RESPOND TO ALL MY EMAILS?!
Pinky says something stupid and thinks he's right And we're like y pinky so stupid
Pony! Y u so short?
Boobies Y u no in my face
big mac y u no like in the commercials?
IPhone Y U NO AFFORD?
JUNGLER Y U  NO GANK TOP?!
noob tube y u no tube noobs
Y U NO SPEND 24 HOURS ON MATERIAL BOARD?
Powerpoint y u no autosave
SCHOOL Y U NO START LATER
josh's cousin y u no spell words right?
freshman girls Y U No shut up about love already??
dollar store why glasses 2.99$
Zayn Malik Y U no say hi back to samia
may 2 Why you no wish jin happy birthday
angles y u no understand one unit is easier than three
YOLO Y we no have sex?
KFC supercharger y u no supercharged
hormones y u no  go away when im with crush
Teacher y u no shutup
Pool Y U No Open yet?
y u no's y u no answer my questions?!?
Y U NO  Enjoy lovely days in the hot weather
Axe deo y u no work?!
Pinterest y u no work properly?!
SONICSLITTLEHELPER Y U NO GO FAST
postman y u no close garden gate
C++ Y DA HELL WE LEARNT C?
Twins why u no come to ammantt
college gIrl y u no study Me
memegenerator.net y u no upgrade design ??
Mrs.Stone Y U No try to be nice
FFFFUUU HIGH IN INSOMNIA Y U NO LET ME SLEEP
Jonathan Durand Y u no get raise?
Y U NO EXPLAIN WHO KYLE IS
why u dnt understand that muhaimin is so buff
PRETTY WOMAN Y U NO HAVE LADY PARTS?!
KEBAB Y u NO Like it ?
mrs tanghal y u no give us short quiz
Facebook users y u no original?
damn you... for using the word potato!
Facebook Friend Y u block me?!
OLD FRIEND Y U SO SHY?
I sent you a text Y u no check your phone?
ANEESH KAPURR Y U SO SHY?
Artige Y u no upload all the time?!
matt... y u no tell me earlier?
homework y u no finished?
Facebook users Y u no stop using hashtags
Waygook y u no like co-teacher?
Warialasky y u no upload more videooos??
Y U NO OPEN?
Y U Gangguin agung terus
ADIB ZAKI Y U NO PLAY DOTA!?
JAMIL Y U NO TELL TRUTH?
Jake Y U NO PWN COOKIe DOUGH
Miss USA
MS. MARIN Y U NO GET FIRED YET
aditi y u no know anything?!?!?!
cedric the entertainer y u no remotely entertaining?
you atheist cunts ARE THE  BIGGEST SAD DOGS IN THE WORLD
Y U not stop  SAYINg 'ohhh noooo'
PEOPLE Y U NO GET MY JOKES
dr. house y u no last forever!
it's 24/7 quiet hours during finals y u no be quiet?
juggalos y u no shower?
RESEARCH PAPER Y U NO FINISH?!?
Douchebag y u no act cool
Peole chewing gum y U NO CLOSE MOUTH
13k worth Super Nintendo game system Why can't I found one
borderlands2 y u no come out sooner?
Theresa y u no peurto rican?
Finals Y u no stop raping me!?
ENGLAND Y U NO TELL ME YOU LOVE ME?!
CALIFORNIA WEATHER Y U NO MAKE SENSE
Brett combs y u no spam?
everyone y u no invite all friends
come here little poo poo i just want one little taste
Juicy Fruit Y u no Retain Flavour?
YASEL Y U CHANGE COVER?
Jose bautista why u so crap this year?
Best friend why you no tell me your dream about me
DEBBIe <3 Y U NO LIKE TWIZZLERS?
they're*
matt y u so sexy?
twitter y u no let me study
walking dead game y u no longer?!
Sarah Y u sO clOse and clever
Dollarama Y U No Sell Gasoline?
9GAG Y U no use me anymore?
Rendual Y U SO BOG EYE
Einstein y u no bRUSH Hair?
Cole y u no Do your bio work
Cole y u no  in class
BING  Y U NO HAVE PRESENT BING?
Y U NO GET A PROFILE PICTURE
nora jones y u no marry me?!?!
crush y u no online?
Maya Shulsinger y u no stop doing drugs?
Ta2es Lebnen Y U NO btesbat 3a 7ale?
GIRLS Y U NO CRY LESS?!
y u no bring old sacnr back???
sainsbury workers y u no get real job
y u look at my avatar  but y u no speak to me?
nissan! y u no update ur may incentives listings?
MASTERING ENGINEERING FOR DYNAMICS Y U NO now open?!!
Mr. ferguson y u no play valencia
Minecraft Y u have bad graphics buT my CPU can't handle you?
Torres  Y U no miss
Y U NO OPEN MCDONalds chilli
Y U NO SPEND STUDENT FUNDS
DIABLO 3 Y U NO COME OUT SOONER
LIFE Y U ONLY ONCE
Colin amery y u no use robe?!
Facebook Y u no working properly
HEY LITTLE GIRLS! Y U NO BE NICE TO ME?
WHY YOUR DOG MAN POODLE DUCK PIG THING SO CUTE
Anxiety Y U NO let me sleep
GAREN Y U NO GOOD!?
Firefly Y U So Good?!?!
Nazis why U No Concentrate the Juice
LIAM Y U No shave!
Facebook Y u no leave format alone
hey girl y u no laugh when i laugh?
Facebook chat y u no work??
PICTURE TIME. DUCKFACE.
Lactose Y u no agree with me?
Mcdonald's Y U NO BRING Chicken mccrispy back?!
nikon d4 y u no cost less?
bitches y u no hot in person
PENCIL Y U NO COME HOME??
carlos Y U NO tell her before?!
summer y u no get here faster
OLLIE ARMSTRONG Y DO U WANT HIM?!
dbz y u get canceled???!!
viagra Y U NO work for women?
Amare Y u no punch Lebron instead
summer y u no get here faster
skrillex y u no good at fishing
BEN Y U NO FInd Yourself Sexy american Girl!
reed y u no hide cocaine
trevor james tanck y u no own tanck?!?
girl i like y u not straightforward?
thread direction y u no make sense?
por q me pico la nariz y sale moco sangriento
One Direction y u always sing about me?
kaiser permanente y u no shuttle service 4 patient not supposed to drive after surgery?
Three Blind Mice Y u no run faster?
CROWN THE EMPIRE Y U NO BE LIMITLESS IN PHILADELPHIA!?!?
Ricer fly by Y u no buy good car
math
WOMEN  WHY U NO MAKE ME SANDWICH
SOAP  WHY U SO SLIPPERY
DUTch sauna y u no pleasant like normal sauna??
JOHN hill Y u no get any ass
Mass effect 3! y u no give me more gun upgrades?!?!?!
people on memegenerator.net y u always make me look mad
PAYPAL: Y U NO ACCEPT $0.1????
fLAT MATE Y U NO BE QUIET ?!?!
america y u no like poutine?
y u keep DELETING MY COMMENTS
FUNGUS GNATS Y U NO stop eating zee rewts?!?!
Alvaro y u no listen
Obama y u no do job
mum y u make me dress like that
shqiptari ta tesh kur hup manchester united se su msu me pa dit prej tyne
y u no get the point of this thread
ALIO Y U NO MAKE POLL IN THE ASS THREAD
Clients y u send logo as jpg
y u no easy sh
y u no stop take other peoples memes
big gorillas at my school y u no use axe?
pete y u no have truck yet
big gorillas at my school y u no put on axe?
rondo y u no play knuck if u buck on ur way out?
MININET Y U NO FORWARD LLDP PACKETS PROPERLY
arizona y u so hot?
APRIL SNOW Y U NO BRING MAY FLOWERS?
y u no  fap fap FAP FAP FAP??!???!?
Naya rivera y U so hot?!?
stephanie y u no gimme your bandana?
dogs y u just don't shut up?!
my cat y u no do cute things like internet cat?
layup y u no go in?
GPUMAX! Y U NO PAY?
ALLEGRi Y U NO FIGHT D WINDS F BERLUSCONIA
Adam Bourne y u no let me have awesome moment?!
HOT friend of my friend y u no take my friend request?
Jared: why u no look down my shirt?
pad thai y u no have peanut sauce??
eduroam Y U NO let us use steam?
man in suit y u no understand u no cool with girls if you aren't barney stinson
PEOPLE Y U NO SUBSCRIBE ?
lebanease women  y u shave off eyebrows ten draw them back!!!
After effects y u take forever to load?!?
Joey  Y u eat balls?
BLANKET Y U NO COVER MY FEET PROPERLY!?
lebanese basketball fans y u don't keep politics out of the courts??
8 HOURS Y U NO ENOUGH?
Y U No Visit  MemeDerp.com
mitt Romney y u no pay taxes
Pastrello y u no get finger up your ass
spread y u no decrease?!
google +  y u no popular as fb?!
Goes to Chevron island Sushi WHY YOU SERVE CAT
download limit y u so small?
Abigail Y so sad
Friends y u no stop being dukhi atmaa
captain america y u no do something
senior free dress y u no free dress?
Dear Prudence y u no come out to play
Ps3 controller Y u no sync
admin
History teachers y u no teach us history that isn't yours?
WIZ KHALIFIA Y U NO STOP LAUGHING LIKE CHOKING DRUNK DOLPHIN
HELEN Y U NO go to college close to here
VINSON'S MEMES Y U NO MAKE SENSE?
boardy barn Y U NO HERE YET?!
TIMELINE Y U NO DO YOURSELF
RAFA Y U NO PUT PHOTO?!
SMART PHONE Y U NO SMART?
SUPERSEDED COMMON LAW Y U NO IRRELEVANT
Hey lebron how much u pay ref
jehovah witness y u no LEAVE ME ALONE
record player y u no do the actual playing of records without loads of inconvenience?
School Y U No make bridge day
Ryan zimmerman y u go on dl again??!!
see mila kunis in film. mmmm. y u no have different voice? shut up meg.
Gandalf! y u no let me pass?!
y u no  like my meme
Lord Denning Y U No follow precedent?
eryak miutyun e ardyoq sA?:D Zara teni inessa:D
ANDRIOD PHONE BATTERY DYING CAMERA Y U NO WORK?!
annoying facebook girl y u no use proper words?
Epik Fayl Mail
WIlly Wonka y u try to steal my thunda?
Person who keeps texting me Y u no leave me alone!!
CATS y u no shit on my homework?
ciao a tutti
AFTAB Y U LIKE TO TOUCH BOYS?
TORRES Y U NO PLAY LIKE THIS FROM THE START?!
UNFOLLOWERS Y U NO LOVE ME
QOTEK Y U NO FEED ME?
DUBSTEP FANS Y UNO ACCEPT NYAN CAT!?
God Y u no burn down my work?
parramatta  eels y u no win games
steve
Halo 4 spartans y u no look cool?
le me
Riff DJ Y U NO PLAY GOOD MUSIC ?
Spotify y u no have visualizer?!
Girl who send ;*** Y U NO MAKE LOVE TO ME IN REAL LIFE
i have constipation u give big finger
hot drunk girl from bar y u no call me back?!
Y U No GIVE ME MORE WORK...ARGGH
Spotify y u no have visualizer?!
u no cool if y no repost kony picture
99 CENT STORE Y U NO SELL INK CARTRIDGE FOR PRINTER?
lou bega y u no sing mambo #'s 1-4?!
Elements Y U NO have more bartenders?
dear tumblr people y u no follow what-a-nice-girl.tumblr.com??!
y U NO BUY COOOOOKIE
y u no like my pies?
blah
Financial Aid Why u no give me any
sees white girl at club y u act drunk
Dear female population why u no wanna go on date with me?!
y U No answer me
... y i no remember?
Y U NO REMEMBER THE QUESTION MARK
Empty dishwasher y u no put dishes inside?!
netflix y u no offer good streaming
Y U NO SELECT LANGUAGE ?
TEACHER Y U NO LET ME SLEEP
headhunterz y u no have singular name
headhunterz y u no singular name
Windstream Y u so slow???
Facebook y u no stay keep the same layout for more than 3 months straight?
PBR? y u no drink from toilet?
Tangela Y u no let me catch u ?!?
Seahawks y u no draft offense
Y U NO LEAVE MODEM MOM?! LAWLZ ON U
LEBANESE women Y U SHAVE OFF EYEBROWS THEN DRAW THEM BACK ON!
THOM YORKE Y U NO DJ AT MY HOUSE
GRAPHIC DESIGNER Y U NO WORK DURING NORMAL HOURS
Mengapa?????
raquib ridwan y u no make syllabus small?
JERM! Y U NO LET US POST ON YOUR WALL?!
bread companies y u no put even number of slices in package?
CHRIS BENOIT Y U NO STOP WHEN THEY TAP?
Toyota Prius y u no look masculine?
it 95 deg outside y u no wear no ugz?!!!
Lori petty y u no hot after point break??
Libertarians y u no all go live together on island somewhere
Y U NO Make me sammich?
HEY! Y U NO MIND YOUR BUSINESS?!
Y u no RuB nut sack?
Berkeley
Teachers y u no give less homework?!
WILL Y U NO LET U KNOW DERS A MEME GENERATOR?
Do some work maggot
Y U No think greg zins is gay?
SCENE GIRL Y U NO LOOK AS GOOD IN REAL LIFE?
Hot problem gurl singers y u no use autotune?!
paolo ortu y u no reply to messages
ArtBarn Labs WHY U NO RAILS?
Y U NO Like the widget insert
trolls y u no know difference prediction and taste
Kevin Y U No show up at park?!
ruby 1.9+ y u no <3 UTF-8?!
inbox y u no read email yourself?
GUILD WARS 2 Y U NO CONNECT?
y u no like my meme!?
ANN!!! y u no post more pics????
EImEAR cLAFFEY Y U NO WEAR MAKE-UP?
facebook y u no let me sleep
girl pants  y u no have smaller crotch section
ANdy y u no disable avast audio notification?
wild ones y u no unbanned
Angela marie paz y u no FOLLOW me back?!
csn y u no accept my university english class
luz y u no have confidence!
LEBRON JAMEs Y U NO Have hairline?
people with music set on shuffle y u no stop skipping music?
Seriously?! Y u no fire Jim Kaufman?!
Pep guardiola y u no stay in barcelona?
SCANDAL Y u no come australia
Obama Y U NO CHANGE
school counselor why you no stop giving advice to kids about jobs when you are a school counselor
Bachelor frog y u no have 1st spot anymore
y u no  relize your to fat for yogo pants
women y u know stop having rights
rectangle  y u no become square
wiener  why y no huge
boy i like y u no like me back?!
JUANES Y U NO LIKE HIM?!
YU NO TEXT ME LAUREN SHULL
Y U NO TEXT ME LAUREN SHULL
y u no like maytrek?!
brain y u no think good?
gay bands y u no gtfo?
Katie Y U NO THINK UR AWESOMe?
APUA Y U NO KEEP ELECTRICITY CONSTANT!
Christians Y U No like Christ?
lil wayne y u no finish puberty???
kobe y u no go for scoring title?
Y U NO PUT CHILI CHEESE ON NAPKIN
y u no alone
nicki minaj y u no rap normal?!?
lotus notes y?
Mincraft Modder Y u no dleate meta-inf
PRINGLES Y U NO GET IN BAG!?
Pikachu Y U NO be like you do in show
Y U No Scan my paper?
Alex Y u no make good meme
Y U NO  CLEAN ME OUT EVERY FRIDAY LIKE YOU'RE SUPPOSEd to
chikfila y u no put coupons in emails?
GOOGLE DRIVE Y U NO LINUX SUPPORT?
Y U nO Rent my Apartment?
cousin y u no in my life
burny y u no speak english
i DONT TALK FOR 5 STRAIGHT ROUNDS Y U HAVE PROBLEM WITH THAT?
Y U NO smoke weed as a real dutch
transcribers y u no look shit up?
LUCAS FALZETTI Y U NO LIKE DRUGS?!
Amy.andrada@Gmail.cOm Why u no tell me u have sTd?
DATA Y U NO FOLLOW ARMA(1
microsoft sam y u no use rofl copter
Rhode Island drivers y u no use turn signal!?
boy y u no leave me alone
Deadmau5 y u no Alivemau5?!
Burny y u no speak english
Am Wet Y u No do somting about it??
memegenerator Y U NO LET US COMMENT ON MEMES?
denko y u run?
u text person I am with  y u no text me back?
lainie y u no think u awesome?!
christina y u no use tampon
denko y u no reply to 600 email?
Diablo 3 europe 9h brofre us  y u no cry people?
Y U NO CLEAN URE ASS
Tyler  Y u no Listen
Rick astley y u no let me down
WILLY!!?!? Y U NO LIEK STOCKINGS?!
House y u no happy
WILD SQUIRRELs Y U NO LEAVE MY BIRDS ALONE?
shower y u no stay 120 degrees?!?!
Y u no  VOTE KAILEY WENDLAND FOR PUBLIC RELATIONS
techcrunch y u hate google ?
Abinash SAHOO Y U NO reply in Engliss?
phil y u no like good hockey team?
GHOSTS y u no fall through floor?
pin drop silence y u no speak?!
&#201; campe&#227;o nacional mas diz que n&#227;o gosta...
Caroline! y u no like memes?!?
JIGGMIN Y U NO GEEK?
internet user y u take laptop to bed
What love is? y u no show me?
Thought you'd make a meme? Y U NO SELECT LANGUAGE?!
y u make two types of annoying FACEBOOK girl
Y U NO HTTPS
yo soundcloud y u no stay working?!
repton Y U NO JOIN BIRD WATCHING CLUB?
Y U No Like LUKE WALTON!
Elective history Y U no let me enjoy historical movie
james bond y u no get std?
mcdonalds y u no good for me?
silent hill downpour y u no have better graphics?!
'Create a new character' y u no work???
reddit people why u no tell me when narwhal bacons?
AOA y u no actually come
Roomie Y yOU take advantage of me
solitaire y u no give me cards i need?!
Y u no Like Sam!
put upper text?!
vishwas y u no answer meh?!
assembler y u no assemble?!
PENS  Y U NO copy and paste
Ayodance Y U NO Have Vocaloid song?!
Shawty y u no wear regular jean
U BEEN TALKING TWO HOUR Y U NO SHUT UP?
y u no real santa claus
Olivia ! y u no let me be !
looking for phone y u no ring
Sam moody y u no like middle name
y u no magically make server work?!?!? i want runerewind!
mrs.kahn y u no stop eating you are a fat cow!!!
Music class Y u no like to stay in school curriculum!!??!?
OLD PEOPLE
u BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR y U NO GO HOME?
memegenerator y u no fill in white space in arms?!
Gurlfand y u no stop drinking caffeine?
Y U NO stop trolling?
parents y u no stop reminding me?
Sebastian Y u no make eye contact?
SMASI Y U NO PAY ATTENTION?
Y u no read?
Heinz Representative... Y U No like any of our campaigns
HR y u no leave me alone?!
Y U NO  PRE-REGISTER FOR AWAKENING 2012?!
y u no love me?
Harmonic series Y U NO converge
emma watson y u no keep your hair long??
conor y u no  make your own jokes
STAR WARS CANON Y U NO MAKE SENSE?
WHY U NO Paying us no more
cOURAGE WOLF Y U NO MAKE COURAGE WOLF MEMES
Magento Y U NO INDEX Catalog URL Rewrites
I teach you corrosion Y u no listen?
footy freaks y u no support chelsea?
Conor  y u no get a life
PHONE Y U NO CHECK IT?
ungly as sin Y u no lick my face
arts student why you waste so much time and money?
SANBORN y u no land sooner?!
kid who no go out on friday y u no get rohan'd?
Kid talking at campfire y u no shut up about your dead bird
6th grader at campfire y u no shutup about your dead bird
OLIVER LIDBETTER Y U NO EAT DUGONG!?
Don draper Y U No treat Betty with respect?
DENLING! Y U NO GIVE ME CAR TOWN ITEMS!?
Edmond! Y u no speak hebrew?!
Gary Ross Y U no give peeta fake leg?
spc practice room pianos y u no have music stand?
CHER! WHY U NO END CLASS?!
america y u no legalize marijuana?!
Science fair y u no fair
Alicia y u no make sense
TOILET PAPER Y U NO HOLD TOGETHEr?!
EMOS Y U NO HAVE NORMAL NAMES?!
Benjamin George Kirschner Y u No Get off facebook and shine your hooves?
Arriving 2mahr0w Y U no telling me earlier?!
imgur y u no get your shit in order?
LANA DEL REy Y U NO ABLE TO SING?
hey! y u no pay rent?
Hot Problems Y U NO AUTOTUNE
Pranalee y u no on facebook
BIEBER Y U NO BEAVER
G-mal is nerfed Y u no be satisfied?
Y U No put paper towel in bin
birthday  Y U No teleport to the uk to party?
Hunger games y u no eat bark?
Conor Y U no Come up with your own jokes
MAFUC MAFUC Y U NO  HAVE LIMITS ?
law school memes users y u no use correct memes?
PAST Y U NO LET ME MOVE ON?
Snow y u no melt
spast y u no text when im awake
Le JADHAV WHY YOU NO MEET REAL GIRLS ?
Hannah drayson y u no answer question
Nicole Y u no realize you not funny
Manchester united y u no win europa league?
sherlock
raul meireles y u no finish your haircut
Curry Y U give me burning ring of fire?
pal&#249; y u no say aaaaaaaaaaaa?!
skyrim y u no stop glitching?
You call that math?! where are the numbers!!!!!
GIRLFRIEND Y U NO SHUT UP
Call ME maybe Y U No leave my head?!
u call me
Vancouver canucks y u no win
ITS UR BIRTHDAY Y U NO TREAT ME?!
dear pomelo
titanic y u no SEE iceburg in 3d VERSION
titanic y u no SEE iceburg in 3d VERSION
Dryer  y u no dry clothes completely
Y U NO AwSOME DJ FADEZZ
Dear pineapples y u no have sleeves
Summer vacation y u no come faster
Lays Potato chips y u no let me eat just one?!
black people y u no shutup in movie theatre?
summer y u no come faster
Megan Fox y u no look hot anymore?
Tumblr Y U No let me study for exams
Girls facebook status y u no use a diary
abe: y no both?
VAGINAS Y U NO STOP BLEEDING?
Geometry Teacher Y U NO MAKE SENSE?!?!
Drake Y u no good?
voldemort Y U No have nose?
person using bathroom before me y u take shit and no turn on vent?
GWapo si nordz!! Ikaw hindi...
MANY FACEBOOK PROFILES WITH SAME HOT CHICK Y U NO SEE IT IS FAKE?
Eytan y u no understand my name is agust&#237;n?
assault troop y u no revive me?
Daily Dose of troll y u no accept my picture
Obesitity is a problem in America
Favorite season at night y u no load
mom y u no be Specific?!
Y U SO CUTE  ON YOUR PICTURE? <3
LANDESKOG Y U NO HAVE ACCENT?!
LANDESKOG Y U NO HAVE ACCENT?!
Yoonhae y u not admit it?!
Randy! y u no grow higher?!
Kant Y U SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND
support troop y u no drop ammo crates?
kyumin y u no leak sex tape?
Brayden SChenn Y U NO DIVE?!?!
Y U NO LEAVE ME ALONE?
test test
!!!!!!oMG!!!!!! !!!!!LOUIS TURNED GAY!!!!!
Y U No kno Ur Wize?
diablo 3  y u no install faster?
Legend of Korra Y U No show 3rd episode!
girls y u nO PARTY instead of always taking photos
gee
CAmpers y u no die?
Lucky dog man y u no have cheese?
le refat sameer Y u no stop stuffing my homepage with lame statuses???
TROLINO Y U NO SHARE MY PIC ON FACEBOOK?!
WEATHER! Y U NO LIKE ENGLAND?!!
gabriel y u so fail???
anmol y u no give me cookie?
I join loc 4 free speech high steward Y u no let me vote?
DOUBLE TAKE Y U NO SING BETTER THAN REBECCA BLACK?
ERASMUS STUDENTS Y U ALL GO HOME!
Cleveland jr y u no still skinny like in family guy?
times y u are a-changin'?
Chaziiboo Ice-Mumchkin reid Y u no stop beat my high score on angry birds!
Y U NO DANCE IN BUTTER?!
Josh hutcherson y u no know katrina exist
Sir Psyko And His Monsters Y U No Come Play In L.A. already?!
Dusty y u no remember your school schne-dule?!
Mundelein  Y u no have teachers like Mr.Bruno?
happy birth...day!? y u no invite me!?
mtv  y u no stop hurting america?
Gurl y u no touch it?
fawful's minion y u no mention altaria?!
CURRENT MEME ATTEMPT Y U NO STOP TRYING?
dude i like that chick too y u no okay it with me to talk to her
Why Can't i?
Casey Y u no like my meMes
i txt u y u no txt back???????
Captain america you almost 100 years old Y U No 4 star GENERAL America?
Y U NO ENTER TEXT?
EX-WIFE Y U NO LET ME EAT SPAM
EX-WIFE Y U NO LET ME EAT SPAM
angry cowboy y u no like butch?
angry cowboy y u no start on time?
angry cowboy y u no play rest of sweet home alabama?
Poston butte Y u no use paper instead of laptops?
La angels y u no able to keep Up?
waka flocka  y u confess you can't rap?
MAH NAME IS MOJO i evil munkay i kill zda powerpuff girls with mah banana powers
facebook help center y u no fix issues?
school y u no finish?
GIRLFRIEND  Y U NO LEAVE ME ALONE
PIG Y U NO JUMP OFF CLIFF?
Internet Y u no entertain me no more?
TANYA!!! Y U NO LAUGH???
mom
dhgj gsfh
NINTENDO Y U did not celebrate the 25th anniversary of metroid?!
FART Y U SO NOISY?!
Anthony DAvis' eyebrows Y u no break up
hitler y u no like jews?!
HECK Y U NO LIKE TROPHY?
Y U NO BUY MISS YXCLUSIVE FOOD SO..  ... SHE CAN LOVE YOU?
Diablo 3 srvrs Y u no free?
mordor Y u no let one simply walk in?
dutch weather y u no have sunshine in the morning?!
ASCXAS Y U NO ONSIDE!
Its 420? Y U NO SMOKE?!?!?
New reward on home Oh just another silly t shirt
sour patch kids y u no just be all red ones?
y u send me to way-back site i can't un-know what I know
stoners y u no realize 4/21 national random drug test day?
facebook y u no use old chat
Nutella Y U SAhh good?!?!
Girlfriend  y u always on period?!
Facebook COUPLES Y U NO TEXT EACHOTHER
Sleep y u no come?!
memegenerator y u so slow
anglez y u haz right angle
OBAMA Y U No save me some dog?!
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Demon hunter y u no hate more?
Argenis  y u no in d-league
Life Y U NO easy?
Life  Y U NO EASY?
Y u no sent the attachments with the e- mail!!!!
People who use public bathrooms y u no flush after taking shit?
diablo 3 y u no open bigger server
apps y U always need updates?
one republic y u no tell me secrets?
beggin strips y u no tell u not bacon?!
S.P thinks I'M GOrgeous
Justin Bieber why u no get a life?
AMRUtA Y U ALWAYS START WITH 'BASICALLY..'?
Y U NO UNDErstand that 'thanks you la elak' is a joke ?!
error 37 y u no let me play diablo 3
Emily y u no high five!?
MANADA Y U NO WAIT FOR US TO TAKE THE PICTURE ?
Y U GIVE ME ERROR 3003?
Theresa michaud y u eat so much?
why you be  campin'.!!!!!!!
&#225;kos y u no build your b43 wheel u bought a year ago?
kelly y u have such horrible features
Four seasons!!! Y U No have free wifi????
Y U No tell me goodmorning?
y u no trollface lol rickrol trolled
INTERNET FRIENDS Y U NO LIVE IN MY CLOSET?
Y U GET BUTTHURT SO EASILY?
homeless people y u no work at target
Bullpen y u no finish off games?!?
Weather y u no talk about jerame?
I spray bomb car and create website Y u no respekt me?!
WHITE HOUSE PETITION Y U NO LOAD?!
stormwind y u no open tasks?
SANTA Y U NO GIVE COOKIE
Kony 2012 y u no cover the night?
Diablo 3 Y u No give beta earlier?!
i look like moon from hugo
time y u not run faster?!
core queue y u no exist
GARO Y U NO FUNNY?!
JUSTIN ACE Y U NO ONLINE?!
god   y u no make me clone?
4/20 Y U NO.. Y U NO... WHAT WAS I SAYING?
Hot Girl With new bf y u no choose me?
Hot girl with new bf y u no choose me?
BEARD Y U NO GROW FASTER!!!
Drunk drivers y u no take public transit?
isela y u no understand that no one wears space pants?
U post on spillit that we never talk y u no just msg me!?
DAMMIT KEYS y u no get found?!
Twix and snickers y u no use reese's peanut butter?
females y u no sex with me?
Y U NO  JUST STFU?!
sexy erik y u so sexy!?!?
Loglish Y u no make sense?
Isela y u no understand that no one wears space pants
kosin y u no white in winter?!?!
Windows Y U no work?
jAHayli y u no hmu up?
Y U NO  CLICK THE LIKE BUTTON!?!?
StackOverflow y u no open links in new window?
riot games Y U No make loL linux client??
HOT GIRLS Y U NO TALK TO ME!?
SANtorum
STEAM Y U NO LOGIN
H.S Memes Y u no work at school
unl class of 2015 y u think this ebay?
pelly y u no die?
Marshy y u no post proper sausage
PEE Y U NO COME OUT IN ONE STRAIGHT LINE?
wine? y u no drink scotch?
domo why you no want to cuddle all day
AIRBus fans y u no accept that boeing is better?
Ellsworth Air force base why you no have pool!?
Ellsworth air force base y u no have pool!?
STEAM Y U NO WORK PROPERLY?
angry cowboy y u no play journey?
betty white why u still alive!?
Eric Hassli Y U no score goals?
STUPID PUERTO RICANS! Y U NO SPEAK ENGLISH?!
rachel! Y U NO PULL UP SHIRT?!
y u so dumb?
people Y U NO Ngeh with us @ttetech??
Lazy people y u no run?
MC Hammer Y U No let me touch you?
Exams are Done Y U NO F%?!#?
Drums y u no play liek george kollias?
J.R. Smith y u take the worst shots in the nba
calculator y u no calcunow
Hallmark Y U NO MAKE CARD PEN CAN write on?
POKERSTARS Y U NO LINUX?
jeans how u no wrinkle
ALEJANDRA BUENO Y U NO TELL US??!!
Aspifuif chiro blanden y u so legendary ?
Y U NO READ MY SOURCES?!
I see you online so y u no reply to my message
facebook friends! y u no post music on my wall?
Josh francesci Y u no go to my schoOl
imgur y u no go back after one click!?
Kardashians y u no talent?
Daxtron. Dogman. Y U NO make this easy for me?
cars Y U no go fasetr
y u no tell what comes first chicken or the egg
Limecat Y u no pleased
Epic rap battle Y U no come out sooner
asian Y U No Park Str8?
Notions de cardiovasculaire Y u no memorisees une fois pour toutes?
Animals as leaders y u no tour australia?
OLIVEHEAD! Y U NO STOP POSTING STUPID MEMES
blue jays y u no appear in playoffs?
kata y u no end on mark?
Y U NO CAM UP THOUGHT WE WERE BROS
we're friends right? y u no invite me then...
pedobear Y U no hit that already!
Education students y u no register for p.d week?
u yell jess p y u no remember dot?
AP y u no let me work out?
/lower case letters/ /y u no look sexier?/
teacher y u no teach?
ClingWrap Y U no cling to anything but yourself?
LEMONS Y U NO COMBUSTIBLE
YOLO Y u no go away!
y you no safe the earth??
y u  cancel l8 start
JESSICA WHY U NOT GET ME GIGS ANYMORE?
Thefirearmblog  Y u troll us with zombie news so much?
PENS AND FLYERS Y U NO PLAY TONIGHT
YKLs Y U NO COUNT?!
Students of cape high y u no vote krystian sicard sga treasurer
chunt why u no like barcelona
Conea Y u no tEACH???
DOG Y U NO BARK AT SOMETHING THAT ACTUALLY EXISTS?
Doves
pHILIPP Y U no shut up
Bunnyjunk y u no get along?!
Callum! y u no go home yet?
Y U NO REAL CELEBRITY FACEBOOK ACOUNTS?
Tim Lincecum y u no pitch fast anymore?
YES YOU CAN MEME Y U NO WORK
Y U NO THERE!?
the game
craver Y U No vote for this meme
JPOLITO Y U SO CRUEL?
Girls  y u sticking your bum out
Robloxians y u no go to city of robloxia with zombies
Y U NO ANSWER ANGRY MAN'S QUESTION?
GU - MI HO Y U NO EXIST ON INDONESIA
Blizzard Y U NO maintenance faster?
CHAMpions League semis And Clasico Y U NO Let me study for endsems?
katie steel y u no stay?
it was memes
facebook cover photo y u no fit exactly?
Gina BOO y u no come see me??
rubberfruit y u stop making videos
Monash internet y u so terrible?
league y u no work after reinstall and new patch
Ebay y u no recommend something i didn't just buy
failia...... y u think i now get funnier??
Meme generator y u no fix my wierd tan arm triangle thing
I don't always create memes y u no always make meme?
Y U NO EXCITED
Emoji APP For iphone y u no have middle finger image
hey bboy z-ro y u no go easy on me
Torchlight! y u no leave dark zealot enemy out of game?! Nobody likes being instakilled!
mom y u no make dinner?
Sylv Y U NO stop dying?
MICHAEL BAY Y U NO MAKE UR TURTLES MUTANTS?
zaia y u no call referendum 4 independence of veneto?
Mr. swenson y u no put in any grades!!!!
Nicki minaj y u  no take justin bieber's twitter account with you?
will wright y u no make spore scientifically accurate
SCIENTIFIC AMERICAN Y U NO WRITE EASier TEXTS
phone y u no buffer while watchin vid with frnds
K. Y u no write longer message?
CANUCKS Y U NO WIN
com.aticod.logosquizgame Y U NO LOAD IN TIME?
Microsoft word Yy u no have autocorrect!?!?
Taxes y u no GIVE ME A BREAK
shabbirv y u no make funny memes?
one direction y u no call me beautiful?
mom y u no knock before coming in?
nbc y u no tell truth about trayvon martin?
Messy hair y u nO FIX YOURSELF
Jeb ! y u no make coloured stair ?
2nd beede y u no shut up during quiet hours
asian y u no get good at driving?
lionel richie y u not get old?
rosa y u no pick up!
Tallest Man on earth y NO warning before you sing?
shabbirv y u no make funny memes?
memegenerator y u no blue background too?!
fffuuuhhh! Y U No keep edge!?
MICHAEL Y U NO GET DOWN ON FRIDAY
Memes y u no be ORIGINAL anymore?
Kevin bacon y u no smell like bacon?
AlCHESTBREACH Y U NO MAKE 40 MINUTE VIDEOS ANYMORE?
spoiler  y u no open
Morchok y u no drop good loot?
Calvin harris y u no feel close?!?!
WARLORD y u no drop prot gloves?!?
URAN! WHY YOU NO USE OTHER WORDS!?
hollywood y u no use original ideas for movies?
Overachieving Freshman Y U in every class I take?
dupre..y u no  play defense!
Teacher y u no leave them kids alone
break  why u no last longer
Art college y u no accept my beautiful paintings?
Y U NO STFU WOMAN?!
girl dresses y u no have front zipper
NYAN CAT Y U NO REAL CAT?
SCOTT Y U NO ANSWER MESSAGE!?!?
Father y u no accept me for who i am
Axe y u no attract the ladies?
borna y u no watch cartoons?
art gallery floors y u so creaky?
Walmart Shoppers Y U No go down right lane?!?
Weird tales submissions office y u not open?
Fino sam ti reka x na malagu
rare y u no release a new banjo kazooie ?!?!?!
pootie y u no sine yo pity on the runny kine?
Trumpets y u no play on key?
ELANA Y U NO SHUT UP AND DIE?
BOB Y U LIVe 3
NIGGAZ Y U HAVE ATTITUDE?
justin bieber y u no drop balls
I U NO FRAME SIZE L?
Secret service why u no pay hooker her $47.00
cd vvdv
iPod Y U NO Vibrate ?
kamen rider meteor y u so stupid?!
Government y u no stop corruption
shree give me ur punani
HOT GUY Y U NO STOP BLUSHING
corgis y u no have legs?
NATO Y U NO DROP PEACE BOMBZ?
Ted mosby y u no tell us how you met our mother?
MATH Y U No find your X yourself?
Yemek Sepeti Y U NO Deliver to Sarajevo
FRIENDS Y U NO LIKE MEME
FRIENDS Y U NO LIKE MEME
school holidays y u no go slower?
android tablet manufacturers y u no choose 4:3 aspect ratio?
gENERATION x
condoms y u always rip?
youtube videos y u take so long to load?!
EXTRA CREDIT PAPER Y U NO HAVE SHORTER MINIMUM PAGE REQUIREMENT?!
Y u no wake up Xiang!
PEOPLE IN MY SCHOOL Y U NO LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH
Sean bean Y U NO SURVIVE IN MOVIES
CEREAL y u so cold
Crush Y U NO STAY AWAKE WITH ME?
gary t u no good at game
50 Portland Y u no have hot tub
internet y u no have more pronz
Klara y u no stop being so beautiful
Shomo!  Why u no live here?!
neuroanatomy y u no get in my head
y u no give yourself to me sexually
People  U nuh respec wi?
SOPA y u no like piracy!?
FI y u no stop telling link the obvious
christians with tattoos: y u no read                                Leviticus 19:28
Becky  Why You so Beautiful
Akhee y u no stop being hacked
Hunger Games y u no let me put you down
WORD Y U NO MAKE SENSE ?!
Justin beiber y u no sing good?
jak można wziąć kebaba z sosem curry?
BylsMA Y U NO USE 4th LINE?
nicki minaj y u so cute an awesome
gOOGLE Y U NO CELEBRATE bENGALI NEW YEAR
mr rogers y u no let me in ur neighborhood
Flipflop Y u no flip and flop?
Roman forum y u no have signs?
Malte bebe Y U NO ONLINE?
SECOND SOCK Y U NO FOUND
MOVEMENT Y U STILL NO UPLOAD COVER PHOTO?
Interweb y u no fast!1!
karo y u no let me in your ass?
Pumpkin Y u have to write it like this?
Y U NO Change profile picture???
borat y u no throw yourself down the well?
CONTRACTS Y U BOTHER
natalie y u no like mustaine?
Erasmus Y u No continue forever?
ASD Y Don't MAKe PS FOR us?!!
Legend of Korra Y U NO COME ON LATER?!
Uno Y U NO GIVE ME YELLOWS
Subway y u run out of italian herb bread?
ILlusia y u confused?
LIGHTROOM Y U NO LOADING FAST
ARIAN
Liam Y U NO LOOK LIKE Ridiculously Photogenic Guy
Brakes Y u NO work?
david lynch y u not making films instead of music
brain y u no let me sleep!
ToaST BREAD Y U ALWAYS HURT MY MOUTH?
mw3 y u no let me noob tube???
Heater Y U NO WORK ON COLDEST DAY?!
One simply does not  use the y u no guy for non-y u no memes
Lamborghini gallardo Y U No Have Lamborghini Doors?
DOG y u no be quiet at 1:07 am?
MIcrosoft y u put eject next to format?!
photoshop Y u put open... next to browse in bridge...?!
Squeal of fortune y u keep giving me 50 coins!?
RachEl Y u no send more emails?
JENNNYYY Y U NO STAY UP?
teacher y u no helpful?
CHIBI NANO Y U NO HAVE EYEBALLS?!
Dread pirate roberts y u no find new place to hide eggs
kiki y u no think diesel funny?
DOM Y U NO UNDERSTAND TROLL!?
y u so rude?
EA Y U DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE!?
Kate Winslet? Why you no let leo on door?
WOMEN Y U NO LOOK MORE LIKE BETTY DRAPER?
PEACH WILKINS Y U NO LET ME KEEP MY GUNS
Homeschoolers y u no only homeschool jokes
dryer y u no give socks back?
schwere plunderkisten y u no drop so much
DAVE Y U NO BECOME A CROISSANT
Man-child y u no act like man
Gotye Y  u sound like shitty version of the police
hitler  y u no have two testicles
rebecca
MAPLESTORY Y U NO TURN DOWN HIGH VOLUME??
RON Y U NO TURN ON FAN WHEN YOU TAKE A DUMP?
NICKLE Y U NO MAKE ME WARLORD
Amazon Y U No Pick a homepage
JVR Y U NO SCORE 30 GOALS?
Sharan Y u no good at tech?
zerowing Y U No work?
Y U no Lock your machine?
ANNOYING INTERNET SURVEYS Y U NO GTFO?!
Lebron y u always bring ball up the court u no point guard
LADY GAGA Y U NO RETIRE WITH BABY
nitte management y u no water the lawn with fresh water?
Antonios oueiss y u no post your birthday photos?!
Y  U no fapp?
kathleen y u no have texting
DAD Y U NO STOP MAKING A BIG DEAL OUT OF SOMETHING SMALL?!
MOM Y U NO STOP BEING REPETITIVE AND OBVIOUS?!
SONY Y U NO REALISE ANDROID 4.0 IN 2012?
Pikachu y u no evolve?
wHy???? CHINESEr
itunes y u let my buy same song twice?
Miami Heat y u No Win?
college why you no give a shit about my high school football career?
Lebron!!!!! y u no have ring yet?
all men are pigs?? how can you talk such of your own Father??? the very reason of ur existence??
BLacks Y U No can swim?
WOMAN Y U NO COOK!?
Mac Users Y U NO IMMUNE TO FLASHBACK?
Y U NO REPLY TO MY TEXT
Kim jong-il y u no kim jong hungry
y Dont u know? its chill!!
slow guy in the left lane y u no drive faster?
9GAG Y U NO BE KIND TO JESUS CHAT LINE?
Quiz Takers Y U NO anything like me!?
quiz takers y u no unique!?
Wannabe y u no go ram on TM
classmates
Skrillex y u no take off annoying voiCe off cinema!?
MISS UNFLAT Y U NO MAKE ALGEBRA EASY?
yoUTUBE Y U NO UPLOAD MY VIDS?!
rYAN! Y U NO STOP LYING?
y u no  make good status updates
Skrillex y u no take off annoying voice off cinema!?
Redone y u no release mannequin factory?
y u no last forever like skyrim
sAMI  Y U NO HAVE FRIENDS
Bowser! y u no stop kidnapping the princes?! can't you see she's not that into you!
Mario! y u no stop saving the princess' sorry ass!
Field Guys y u no install it like I draw it?!?
ISFPs Y U DON'T whine
polynomial toolbox Y U NO working?!
no? y u no?!
GIRLS Y U NO LOOK AT ME
Girl Logics  Y U No Logics
H&#193;T NEM &#201;RTED BAZMEG?! NINCS GPOY!!!
ANNOYING PEOPLE Y U NO STAY AWAY FROM FACEBOOK?
hey bro you want some vest come over here bro..... go fetch
Pro CHOICE GIRL Y U NO understand u b exploited for $$$$
PEOPLE Y U NO PUT DISHES IN DISHWASHER?
WIFI Y U NO STAY ONLINE?
U.S. y u no make driving test harder!?
Jak można  BYĆ RUDYM?
Y?! Y
SOPA Why you close megaupload?!?
Bella y u no date humans?
i dont always make memes but when i do i use the wrong ones
ARMIN Y U nO play uplifting
meme mmmm
Freeda Y u no studying ?
dunkin donuts y u no have different flavors of coffee!!!
spammers y u no create board with your own original name and y u no leave my pins alone?
Y U No flip bits!?
jk rowling  y u no write another harry potter
PAPER Y U NO WRITE YOURSELF ?!
brain  y u no think of original username
qPCr Baseline Y U so high??
BerNie Y u no cancel Bahrain?
Y U NO WRITE TOP TEXT
FB Y U No Stop my Notifications
Y U NO Vote 4 DA Argo Navis to Play da Bonnaroo
HOW CAN SHE SLAP
Pin pad y u no load??!!!?
bear grylls y u no drink pee anymore?
POP-UP ADS Y  U NO LEAVE ME ALONE
Sleeppp Y u No reFresh me
TUMBLR Y U NO LET ME MEET MY FOLLOWERS?!
Reality Shows Y u show me what I am going to watch?
swedish girls y u no all actually hot as rest of world thinks?!
ELECTRONIC ARTS Y U NO DISTRIBUTE BF3 ON STEAM?
Heat seekers y u no work after 1.04?
nyan cat y u shit rainbows???
nasa y u no visit moon again???
Jenna Marbles Y U NO MArry me?
Hillary Y U No More Text?
Sexy ladies y u no want to have the saix?
American Muscle
4-3-2-1 Y U NO USE LETTER GRADES
Pro life people y u no support baby if u so concerned
FART Y U NO GO AWAY?!
Internet Y u no fast!?
boromir y u no walk into mordor?
nicki minaj
Chemistry Jokes Yttrium Uranium Nobellium make stupid people laugh?
Joint y u no smoke properly
Anthony y u no change last name to johnson
la2is y u no jib rab kfouf?
mom
girls y u no see some guys are good?!?!
Y u no sell me yo leather couches
nintendo y u no date animal crossing 3ds?
media y u no mention iceland
latex y u no code urself?
clara y u no accept the fact that i love you more
blizzard y u no release diablo 3 now
MEG WHITE Y U NO WANT TO BE IN WHITE STIRPES!?
staar test y u so evil?
C++ Y U no easy
castnicke y u ban me
meat y u no vegetarian?
ROBBEN Y U NO SCORE?!
MIFI Y U NO GET RECEPTION ANYWHERE?
TUMBLR Y U MAKE ME HAVE NO LIFE?
halo 4 y u no good?
Women y u make no sense
NINA/KATRINA Y U NO LIKE YOUR REAL NAME?
larry y u no come out friendzone
sister y u no accept my friend request
y u no include megazord?
Y U NO follow me on twitter @kwliodude
INSTALL 50 HOST? Y U NO AUTO DEPLOY?!
donny y u no get new blowtorch?!?!
Wireless Controller Plug & Play Kit Y U NO RECHARGE BATTERIES?!
APFELMAUL Y U NO MAIN JUNGLER
Pinterest spammers Y U NO KNOW we know who you are!
AAARRRGGG!!! Craped my pants!
Belgian weather y U SO RANDOM?!
ifunny y u no feature my pictures
MICROSOFT Y U NO MAKE USABLE OS X SOFTWARE
women y u no make sense?
Y U NO want me baby? y u no want me
Y U NO WANT ME BABY Y U NO WANT ME
VIRTUAL MACHINES y u no  run fast !
Egnlish Language Y u no make sense?
Meme generator Y U NO LET ME DELETE CREATED MEME!?!
John cena  y u no see me?
LAUNDRY Y U NO FOLD SELF?!
facebook friends y u no more interesting???
Collegeboard y u no upload sat scores faster?
MAN EATER Y U NO EAT MAN?
Meme generator  y u no let me make meme
Justin Beiber y u no hit puberty yet
Daniel y u no accept ur sexuality? so obvious!
TODD Y U NO WEAR DIFFERENT SHIRTS EVERY DAY
nathalee y u so small
internet y u no let me have social life
DARIEN Y U NO GIVE OUT FREE SAMPLE TASTE OF DELICIOUS HEALTHY BURRITO?
HISTORIANS Y U NO UNDERSTAND WOMENS RIGHTS?!
Santino Flores  Y U no let me b!?
y u no speak AMERICAnO
facebook y u no like me on facebook
Facebook Y U No Let me Edit Post without Deleting
Waitress y u no let me finish chewing before talking to me?
meme genetator y u not punlic my memes
CRASH WHY I NO TELL U I WANT U?
Christians y u no make sense
Don't look at me like that I'm an orange with little hands!!!
Women Y U DON't TELL IF I'm FRIENDZONED!!!
My Dead Friend sarah y u no told you gonna die
REBECCA  y U no reply
Verizon y u no order services?
Sarah Jessica parker Y U No have saddle?
rick ro$$ y u no get lypo?!
INTERNET! Y U HAVE MEME
skyrim dlc y u no here yet?!
DISHES Y U NO CLEAN YOURSELF?!?
TOOTHPASTE Y U NO WORK NEAR END?
Darwinist vs. Creationist? Y U No both understand time is relative?
TEAM! y u no like titans
Adele y u no set fire to my school?
Library phone users y u no make calls at home!?
DOnald Trump Y U No buy Better Toupe?
F22a1 Y U no bwah?
Whoopi Goldberg says y u no watch 'the view'?!?!?
FOREVER ALONE y u no have friends?
Publishers Y U NO LIKE MY FIRST SENTENCE?
my friend Y U no log in skype?!!!
DIABLO III WHY U NO OUT YET
school y u no finish self
First day of spanish 101 teacher speaks nutin but spanish
spongebob y u no put crabs in crabbypatties
Camper Y U have no skill?
Programming Assignment Y U NO WORK?
alcohol  y u no let me REMEMBER last night
'4522 LIKES
PARENTS Y U NO LIKE ME GO CLUBBING?
skyrim Y U NO ONLINE
MEME GENERATOR Y U NO LET ME DELETE EMBARRASSING MEME?
alec y u no understand me?!
INTERNET! Y U NO LET ME SLEEP?!
y no guy I want my movie life back
KFC Y U NO HAVE CHICKEN?
LESLIE Y U NO REPLY FAST
kat dennings y u no use your gigantic boobs for good instead of for 2 broke girls
PIXEL ART Y U NO WINNING?!
If you trust me y u no tell me
pottermore y u no open yet??
FACEBOOK Y U NO LEAVE INSTAGRAM ALONE??
crew y u no fill oreo?!?!?
ATHEISTS y u no shut up with your lies
Creators y u no color between my arms???
nbc y u no cancel whitney
y u no leave brittany alone
le ME OPEN TABLET  gO TO LEGAL  INFO
Everyone y u no block miki?
google y u no change logo for easter but u do for someone no one knows
Y U NO Y U NO MOST VOTED MEME N GOD TIER
narnia y u no real
Maffy Y u no has pubes!?!
Research Paper Y U no be correct enough?
Y U NO Interview me
STUDENTS Y U NO USE SUBJECT LIBRARIANS
molly gicquel y u no shut up ?
Ketchup in the  packet Y U NO tear perfectly
you repinned me
Y u no remember mexican spices!?
Josh Y U NO use meme correctly
Y U No keep your instagram account? - mark zuckerberg
coke  y u no come without pesticides
people from highschool y u all have babies?
BIRDS Y U NO JUST FLY AROUND GLASS?
Facebook y u no allow ani-gifs
socks y u no ever match!
Little girl y u no live your life before having kidz?!
y u no writte good Albanian
y u no give me my money !? i won't help your job !
aliens y u no pick me up?!
birds why u no just fly around glass?
Grils
UPDATE Y U NO COME?
ADMIN
april weather! y u no make sense?!
alcohol! y u let me have fun and no let me remember it!?
MDMA Y U SO HARD 2 get?
Y u no like my page?
ceid y u no stop giving us projects
ghost9719 y u no came to practice in june when mega max was an eagle
yO mAMA y u nO SKINNY
sean bean y u no live in everything?
y u no stop hating glee?
9000! y u no 10000!?
Tarah!!!! Y u no lava me?!?!
DREAMS ABOUT RADIOHEAD why are you not real?!
FACEBOOK Y U NO HAVE DISLIKE BUTTON!?
PEIKL! Y U NO HAZ IT?!?!
Pottermore y u no open?
Beta tester y u no respond to duels?
modern gaming physics y u no fall?
Y U NO LOVE ME
Will Hayes y u no be cool
Eric
Robinson y u no teach?
FACEBOOK Y U NO log out?!
Kingdom Hearts developers Y u no pick one console
Spring break Y u no last longer
Jesus y u no come back!?
Thesis y u take so long
Christmas y u no come faster
Bramber Y U NO GO DT?
martin sheen y u no take care  of charlie?
Y U No understand You're the cute one
i text you too many times y u no respond?
Y U NO DIE .... Wrong controller
beautiful girls all over the world y u no stop making me having to chase you
people y u no like this meme
terrance & Phillip y u no stop making fart jokes
friends y u no pull my finger
Y U No Take Birth Control
solomonster  y u no post sound off yet?
tHE SIMPSONS Y U NO STOP MAKING LAME EPISODES
RAP 'MUSIC' y U NO SKILLFUL
IPL4 STREAM Y U NO HAVE GOOD VIDEO QUALITY
central y u too strict?
The simpsons y u no stop creating lame episodes
Rap 'music' y u no skillfull
The Hunger games movie y u no gory as book
Girls y u no stop making duck face?!?
Y U NO write well
y u so dyslexic? u no y
Y U NO LOVE FINNETI ?
meme generator why you no publish my meme?
MOTORCYCLIST Y U NO PARK CORRECTLY?
america y u no have health care like canada?
y u no vomit in toilet instead of shower
why you fly bf3 chopper If you can't fly it?
Internet Y U NO LET Anika sleep!?
easter sunday y u schedule work for me
Face.. Y U LOOK LIKE MOON?!
GOOGLE Y U NO LET ME FINISH
TEBOW y u no good?
'What's that letter after x?' y u know!
Y u No meme Y u No stop saying Y u No?!
y u no cap flag
Radio  y u no play good music?!?
face book y u no still talk about kony after bitching about it?!
Grades Y U No smoke weed and get high?
Throwing Big college Party Y U Know invite single girls?
Meme Generator Y U NO UPLOAD NEW IMAGE
Quebec city y u no have nice car for sale?
self how u get so awesome
holiday gift certificate Y U no worth 100 nis?!
Monika Y u ask stupid questions???
NOKIA LUMIA Y U NO WAKE ON DOUBLE-TAP?
soda y u no taste good after having cake
Baker Y U NO SPEAK PROPERLY
Led Zeppelin y u no tour?
I y u no don't watch a movie that is downloaded 1
World y u no let me see smexy pic of lawli
y u no write in enlgish
y u no SUPPORT REGRESSION analysis? cuz i'm excel 2011 for mac !
liverpool fc y u no win
JENNA MARBLES Y U NO GIVE ME ADDRESS?
Facebook messenger Y u no let me copypasta?!
Y U NO GIVE ME MONEY
Mitzmootz y u no say hello?
i've been trolled!!1!!11!!!1!
false lashes y u no stick on corners?!
pikachu y u no evolve?
Y U NO PLAy VPOPULUS?
y u no heard of memes yet?
Human y u no go afk?
memgenerator y u don't let me see my memes in list
Concerts of cool bands Y U pass on the other side of big city
Today Why U no sunny
joke stealer Y U NO BURN TO HELL?
IRCTC Y U NO Tickets for bangalore even on weekdays ????
Wardens Why u you get morale back?
Y u no GUy y u no relax?
Vale Y U NO ONLINE?
GOODMAN Y R U A WO-MAN???
GOODMAN Y R U A WO-MAN???
memegenerator y u no let me type in lowercase?
memes Y U NO MAKE ME FAMOUS
DOLLAR Y U NO GO UP?
Top of Cod Leaderboards Y U NO HAVE Friends?
Jack sparrow y u No Hold on to the Black Pearl
Y U NO!  Y U NO 'Y U NO' ANYMORE?!
y u no say 'Why don't you'
forever alone y u no stop complaining?
Y u no show empathy?
FRODO Y U ALWAYS ALMOST DYING?!
teacher y u no tell me about test?
I-PHONE Y U NO RING AFTER I GET ATTACHED
JB Y U So ANnoYING?!
SUPER MARio 3 y u no be easy
Y U always say actually?!?!?!?!?!?!
internet y u so slow this days
Stop saying Actually!!!!
Y u kEEp saying  Actually?!?!?
terrorists y u no blow up school?!
LOOKING FOR RAID Y U NO LET ME WIN EPIX
y u no draw good on draw something!?
ISABELLE Y U SO PERFECT!?
Christina y u no speek espanish?
beyonce y u no just ask for ring
Nikki  y u no stay still for 5 minutes
deyan y u no start circle pit?!
I SHOOT YOU Y U NO DIE?!?!
girl y u no shut up
Lord Mummbi y u no like americu
9 gag y u no load faster?
kid next to me cheating off my paper y u no study for test
cat y u no do tricks
INSTAGRAM Y U SO OVERUSED?
penguins y u no fly
acne treatments y u no work
stop
Girls Y U no Participate in love?
i ate hash brownie 40 minutes ago... y u no hit me !!??
LOnely islAnd.. Y u no lonely
meme generator y u no let me change font size
must go back to W77 JAGEX KEEPS TROLLIN' ME
fingers
FOOF! Y U ALWAYS GET KNIFED!?
Vivaldo y u no stop liking the posts?
Lousy lin y u no show me ur titz!!!
Jack Sparrow Y U No Jack Up Sparrow?
FaceBook y u no let me delete old Profile picture of me and my ex?
GearBox y u no steam pre-order
help someone y i neva recieve no thank yu
Advice Dog Y U Know So much?
bus drivers y u no try to stop the bus smoother?
7-3  Y U No To Keep Your ClaSS  cLEAN ?!
MCDONALDS  Y U NO GIVE ME MCNUGGIES
holiday y u due after holiday
karl y u no stop talking?
Duane's mother y u no can find good wig?
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER Y U NO GIVE ME ANSWERS
pomie y u no stop using social reader?
Draw something  Y u no give me notifications.
GLEE Y U NO COMPOSE YOUR OWN SONGS??!!
EMAIL y u no scroll down?!
RANDOMS Y U BETTER THAN SIZZLE?
justice kennedy y u no mention bowers?
facebook y u no have 'back to the top' button?
GOD DAMN IT Y U RANDOMLY CLOSE FIREFOX
Y U NO PLAY portal 2!?
mw2 y u no be like battle field 3
Anthony smith y u no shower?
y u no Love me 5ever???
netflix y u no have what i want!?
Why you no make float with real beer?
OffiCe Y u no keep Steve carRell?
Y u no have pic posting skills???
Facebook y u update so much?
anthony davis y u no shave
Gingers y u no take off shirt at pool?
router y u no plugged in
MF Y U NO MAKE A TINY CHAT?
BRIDGE SOUTH ELMORA Y U NO GET NEW NAME
adult swim! y u no y u no bring back toonami faster!
Rheanna Y U NO LIKE ICE CREAM?
Rheanna  Y U SO amazing?
Kangaskhan y u no ground type?
family y u no tell me you got reese's puffs?!
Mr herrick  y u so sweaty
EZ.TV y u no have check it out with steve brule
Kangaskhan y u no ground type?
$JAVA_HOME set Y U NO FIND JDK?
deltrice why you no like mah status?
RANDOMS Y U NO BE GOOD
SCF Routers Y U NO STAY ONLINE?!?
Visitors y u no sign my guestbook?
EVE Y U NO STAY & TALK?
Brain Y U NO THINK OF GOOD MEME JOKES
SIMON Y U QUIT 8 BALL!?
*makes out with a girl
Why u use rail? If u no have scope
FACEBOOK FEMALES! Y U NO STOP DUCK FACE??
blogger y u no upload pictures in order!?!
zach y u no making so many memes?
Derby girls Y u no wEar pants?
XXimmortalmagexx y u no upload for so long?
Black Ops  Y U no Fun
Jews y u no share israel?
Dave y u no wait that I roll up the rim
Poo falls into water
american idol judges y u say everyone good
BRIAN y u no check email!?
Friend Y u no talk to me?
Bus Y U no give change?!
daNYELL Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiIIskeYYy.
steffo y u no grab backpacks and cups?
GERDY Y U NO NORMAL?
Mcdonalds y u no give me ketchup anymore
Edmonton Y u no get springtime?
odds y u no in my favor?
Y U NO Listen to normal music!?
GTX 570 Y U NO CHEAPER ?
WG Y U NO answer to EU questions?
DALLAS BRACKEN Y U NO GOD YET?
COUNTER-STRIKE Y U SO FUN!?
118800 must know underwear color Y U no look for yourself?
Y U NO BANGARANG?!
DICKHEAD Y U NO MOVE ON!?!
silverfish Y U NO LOOK LIKE FISH
9GAG Y U no new posts?!
SOPHIA Y U NO THINK YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
y u no use webcam on skype video call
prince eric y u no kiss the girl!?
ONLINE HOT PEOPLE Y U NO LIVE NEAR ME?!?!?!?!
Film Club Y U NO MAKE FILMS
Maggie Y u no talk!?
trolls y u no live in internet-free cave?
Hunger Games movie y u no be accurate?
Black keys Y u not like white keys?
Vienna Academy of Art Y U No accept Hitler?!
GIRLS ON FACEBOOK y u SO VAGUE?
memegenerator.net Y U NO have third line of memes?!
PRINCE ERIC Y U NO KISS THE GIRL
y u no gtfo
dr. Riktofen y u no let dempsy have the kidneys
FRY y u no sure about anything?
JOHN HARRIS Y U NO TAKE A SHOWER?
You called me.. y u no say anthing?!
im playing cod :) y u no Die u peice of shet?
EVeryone Y U NO STOP TROlling???!!
Tyler carter y u no join woe
Orderly Chaos y u no online?
neil parrish caleb y u no pay me?
michael sawang y u no stfu
y u no
SInclair Cafeteria Y u spicy chicken no spicy?
Halo reach Y U No keep smg
Y u know nothing  John snow?
judge answers phone in 1ac y u no turn off before?
League of Legends y u no online?
Facebook y u no stop changing design
Windows MEdia Player y u no be good at playing?
cato y u no die fast
Peeta Y u no hand katniss bread
Safeway carpark y u so busy
Nivea for men y u no manly?!?
TIMELINE Y U NO WARN IN BIGGER LETTERS?!
Y U NO COme OnLIne ?
Support class y u no give me ammo?!
anita y u got  so much swag?
samsung galaxy y u no like it?!
Library printers y u no print pdf's faster?
'y u no log in?' y u no leave me alone?
Skyrim giants y u no have more than one toe?
peter griffen y u no smart?
Roommate y u no clean dishes?
dear indians  y u nO LEAVE ENGLAND
EILEE Y U NO ADOPT CHINESE BABY WITH NOODLES
aimee alyssa osorio y u no eat cheese!
Facebook Couples y u no enjoy your relationship not facebook it
y u Not working as you should
girlfriend y u no give oral sex when gaming?
HELEEN! Y U NO TEXT BACK!?
US CONGRESS Y U NOT LEAVE INTERNET ALONE?
Holden y u no do your homework?
birthday y u no tell me what u want
Sky broadband Y u no work at new house?
Nexpose Why you no nessus
EILEE Y U NO ADOPT CHINESE BABY WITH NOODLES
COMP LIT ESSAYS Y U NO USE SAME REFERENCING SYSTEM AS OTHER THREE ESSAYS?
Ma&#235;va prigent y u no shave ?
PMEL Y U No warm up
Undertaker  y u no te5sar in WrestleMania
TELL ME Y U NO WORK
Darmowe warsztaty fce dlaczego sie nie zapiszesz?
y u no have more ideas?
COTY!!! Make me armor!!!!
BOPENG LARANG PEN SPINNING Y U NO SEE OUR PEN SPINNING SKILL?
AbuBakuru Y u no hear me ?
Abubakuru y u no hear me ?
Puikia Y u always fold?
croissant Y U NO INVENTED IN FRANCE?
Nose y u no let me breathe?
paintball player y u no purchase from mo-paintball
NATHALIE. Y U NO RESPOND!?
DaD Y u no use tHis thIng?
girl in scary movie y u no listen to me?!
y yu have to jailbreak for it to be good?
Kumar y u no put notes up?
tina y u no eat?
girl in scary movie y u no listen to me
chuck norris  y u no die yet!!!!
why u no  love me
Jencarlos y u no make new music?
Navy why u still use whistles
Dave y U No Park at Springett?!
STudent in stamper algebra... Y u no do acccuuurrraaattte homework?
Y U NO DRAW PICTURE OF ME YET?
Teacher Y u no make sense?
Kroger y u no have parking spots?
/y u no have lower class letters/ wtf?
Mellon y u penguin fan??
O.C.D Y U NO CALM DOWN?
neil lennon  y u no brush ur teeth
Y U so  mean agaisnt cats?
Bottles y u no show all?
sharman ultra bears y u no use better toilet paper?
new assassin's creed u y no put the hidden blade in the game?
mr.stoody! Y u no grade assighnments!?!
Mistery facebook test taker y u no think im cute?
18 wheeler with 1
guy driving in merging lane y u no let me merge?
Key y u no fit in lock when I have to pee?
arizona y u no let me troll?
Nickleback y u still make music?
Dora  y u no see the mountain?
czemu dwa razy na 8:00??
ARTIGE.NO Y NO POST MY PICTURES?
deidre y u no like twizzlers
rick astley!!! y u no give me up?
nicki minaj y u no look like barbie
Murderer y u nooooooo!
TEACHER Y U NO KNOW?
Patrick pruett y u no respond to my texts
PSC Grill y u no put cheese on straight?
Y U NO ON GCHAT?
NVIDIA y u no gimme? that guy has bacon
Siddhi Y U ALWAYS SIDDHING US !
Carla!!! y u no bring me back my phone?
LONG POSTS Y U NO DOWNLOAD FASTER?!
steve Vai u no keep straight face while soloing?
Hey MEME GENERATOR...  y u nO GENERATE MEME THAT VISIBLE ON OWN DAMN PAGE??
Monkey Y u no eat peanut butter!
Y U NO THUMB???
Y U NO FORCE MATZE WORK MOAR
april fools y u no on school day
SARAH Y U NO APPEAR ONLINE?
HELP Y YOU NO MORE PARKING?
Y u No stop beeing gay?
arizona y u no offer mexican-american studies?
ARIZONA Y U NO LIKE MEXICANS?
Pandora app y u buffering!?
pandora app y u buffering!?
DTS Y u no save advanced settings
Food lion y u no sell lion food
?У ПОЧЕМУ В КОЛЫЧЕВО ?ЕТ ?ОРМ?ЛЬ?ЫХ Р?ЗВЛЕК?ТЕЛЬ?ЫХ КОМПЛЕКСОВ?
cab y u no take boys?
high-end gaming rig y u no give more than 100 fps?
cab y u no take boys?
oh
sjvt y u no stop bitching
Serdar saglam y u no make good jokes?
Flynn atkinson y u so krusty!!
memes y u so mainstream suddenly
Adam Tighten the bag
Facebook y u no load
facebook y u no load?
carnegie  y u no finish new building yet
ram why you so gay ?
Peeta y u no be real?
jyotishkar why you no check facebook?
Priya Didi Y u no upload d pics
THINKGEEK Y U NO MAKE PRODUCT?
THINKGEEK Y U NO MAKE PRODUCT?
John Makarainen y u no funny?
Toilets  y u no flush?
laura y u no love llenza?
Clean laundry y u no put yourself away
dear vince y u no stop being so gay?
ANDREW BYNUM!!!!!! Y U SHoot the three!?
Bengie Molina Y U No run well?
Angelina jolie  y u no adopt me
POMPANITA Y U NO COME OUT
lesnar y u no kill cena!!
I beat wife! Why she leave?!
Arnold schwarzenegger y u no have easy name to spell?
ASh Y u no keep your pokemon?
Walk to towers cafe at 6:55 Y u no have desk out
Jets! y u no get good quarterback
math test y u no take longer to write?
Y u no pass test? It was open book
Jadusable y u no update arg?
Afterplants Y U NO GOOD?
party rockers y u no invite me?
shubash y u no save da goal
ups delivery guy y u no come why i expect you?
white-ra y u no live in Montreal?
FUS RO DAH Y U SO MEMEWORTHY?
girl i like y u no say hi?
64 player Metro Y U NO work?
apple y u no like trapcall?
Pretty girls Y U NO REALIZE SEE THROUGH MESH SHIRTS ARE UGLY
mohammed y u no show yourself?
kids  y u no learn
putlocker y u so slow?!
Jamie y u no smaller?
Kaleb Y u no let me walk Through main building at lunch?!?!
coffee after chewing gum y u no taste good?
spanish y u use subjuntivo?
S&#230;rah Y U NO called Sarah?
MATHS SL STUDENTS Y U NO DO WORK?
Southerners y u no heard of midlands?
friday y u no stay?
i re-install you 5 times y u no work?!
Peeople y u no stop wasting damage?
Facebook Y u no keep biography away from me
Friend y u no rsvp to party?
asian americans y u no marry white boy?!?!
y u no  dodge!!!
anticon website y u no finished Relaunching?
Weekends Y U No Last Longer?
radbrad y u no good at mass effect?
Daaaarek nie piszesz ze mna wrrrr
&#220;bersuggest y U NO show me 10 suggestions?
GOOGLE Y U NO LET ME DO AUTOMATED QUERIES?
melanie y u so goober?
@harry_styles y u no lurv me ?
Body! why u know keep up with brain?!
ateos dejen de pelear por ateismo brillante
COFFEE Y U NO STAY LONGER HOT???
Chuck Norris y u no drop mr tough guy act. might explain marriage problems
mobile phone y u no stay in my pocket?!
this meme has been shut down by the vaktoivan empire
8th graders y u no fınısh scıence?
Kristen Stewart Y U NO SMILE
Dc y u no make live action justice league?
Dogs Y U No potty trained
eddie  y u no ask hot girl to dance?
Judges Why u no british?
Toronto Maple Leafs Y U No Win More?
kate UPTON Y U NO LIKE ME!?
guitar y u no have high e string before open mic night?
SAm y u no drink clean water!
high-powered laser y u no legal in u.s.?
ChRis brown Y u no hit other girls
Group 12 Y U no do assignment?
Shreyus y u no make noobtaj?
philosoraptor y u no shut up?!?!?!?!?!
Wiz Khalifa y u no got talent?!
Tax slips y u no folded on the cutting line?
kieren richard oliver jones
Mel Brooks y u no make more movies?
Peeta Y u no lose leg in movie?
Ted Mosby Y U No better at briefing?
Jbork88 y u no reply to louie faster?!
weather y u no sunny?
memegenerator.net y u no load faster
Y U NO STOP MAKING Y U NO MEMES?
IRISH WRISTWATCH Y U NO SAY IT?
bLIZZARD Y U NO geef me Beta
One-hit-wonder y u no reply?!
Y U NO SLEEP
SEGA UFO Machine Y U No Give TOy
TROLLS Y U NO STOP?
Emma Y U NO DO GRAPH PROPERLY!!
The bachelor y u no become mormon?
THUYYY Y U NO SHUT UP?!
am radio y u no do what fm does?!?
TELEMARKETERS WHY YOU NO SPEAK PROPER ENGLISH?
TORRES Y U NO SCORE
time y u no go faster ?
words with friends y u no give me vowels?
Sniper hitmarker y u no die in one shot
Mr Peter y u no answer your phone?
Jake Y U NO DATE BESTie?
NoobCrank... Y u no land grabs!
Dylan  y u no like wide mouth ppl
prius drivers y u no learn drive efficient first
Josh hutCherson Y u no go to starbucks when Im there?!?
MONEY Y U NO GROW ON TREES?
Liberal arts degree y u no get me good job?!
The opposites attract so where's the beautiful
DRAY Y U NO TERRARIA HARD MODE?!
hennifer why u no remember my resume
schmitt pal y u no resign?
Cartoonist Why u no color me
ria how do u mug ?!?!?!
sean bean characters y u no live?
Facebook Y U NO STOP UPDATING
skrillex y u no real dj?
bachelor y u no become mormon?
@harry_styles y u no my boyfriend?
customer y u no authorize repair???
Kayla y u no skype me more often?
woman ..y u no go back in the kitchen ?
COMPUTER! Y U NO LET YOUTUBE WORK FOR ME ANYMORE!?!?
Y U NO TEST PRIVATE METHODS??
Science Y U No work!!!1!!??
Troll y u no stop trolling?!
y u no trust those new niggas over there?
Ashta :$ y u no rede 3laye
y u no on gchat i want 2 chat
PHONE rings...'Good afternoon this is radio shack' 'Is this radio shack?'
WIVES Y U NO COOK BETTER?!
GALAXY NOTE Y U NO SMALL??
SAndra bullock
REsonance structures? y you be confuzing?
wincor y u no give us smartphones
Tom y u no drink?
iPhone Users Y U NO use quality headphones?
battlefield y u hate usas-12
POntus Y u no say no to youR father when he buTrape you??
nolifer finds you STARTS POSTING ANNOYING SHIT ON YOUR PAGE
TED MOSBY Y U NO TELL US WHO IS THE MOTHER?
memegenorator.net y u no load my meme?!
Mark Skingle Y U No SEND ME PICTURE
Batman Y u no hav super powers
Batman Y u no hav super powers
facebook Friends y u no know i can see what u watch @ Myvideo
condoms y u no have curry flavour?!
Youtube y u has aids?!
Adam young Y U NO USE REAL PIANO?
it's only been 3 weeks y u no remember kony 2012 already
AXE Y U NO SMELL LIKE TEEN SPIRIT
mr mcpake why u no eh eh eh speak eh eh properly?
Y U replace crm 4.0 FOR 2011
Coach Y u no black too?
GABBY YOUNG Y U NO BE QUIET!??
chuck norris y u no make the best meme ever?!
ncaa football y u no have playoffs yet?!
memegenerator.net y u no use american flag for english option?!
Cronosone y u deleted the flood
Chick-Fil-a Y u no open on Sundays?!
&#198; y u no make up your mind and be one letter
Colleges Why U no accept me?
Disc Tray y u no open?!
BAGELS Y U NO BIG?!
you're a great mom Y u no five me?
juggalo y u no stop being lame?
Slave y u no fulfill all duties?!?!?!
y you no  bong sau?!
Y U NO VOTE FOR PAUL
michael bay y u crap on my childhood?
GIRLFRIEND Y U NO HERE NOW?
HOT GIRLS INTO COSPLAY Y U NO LIVE WHERE I LIVE?
Why you so troll?
netflix y u no have good movies?!
SPAIN y u no democracy?
Sameer
y u no put seat down?!
Black Kid Y u No have father figure?
josh y u no wear something besides batman shirt?!
Ice tea y u no cold like ice?!
Rick Santorum y u no use candy corn? it already ruined
Cro Industries... y u no have good name?
Battlefield y u make terrible update
Comcast y u no like cablecards?
Frank y u no like currie?
Trayvon marTin Y u no throw skittles at Zimmerman?
city guards y u no better knee armor?
RAZOR SOULPLATES Y U NO LAST 4EVER?!
Dog y u no listen?
Dunkin donuts y u no accept my points?
I CANNOT SEE GOLF BALL Y U NO HAVE ORANGE ONE
11 PEOPLE Y U NO PLAY KICKBALL!?
megan y u get rebecca black stuck in my head
Beatrice Barbie hansen y u no get maid
Simon Y U So slow in decision making
Metalocalypse y u no make new episodes more often?
anonymous users y u no create memegenerator.net accounts?
imgur y u no buy more bandwidth?
Pep Y u NO listen to the liberated feline?
girls
Y U BE OUT OF ORDER?
HISTORY paper Y u no make history urself?!
Infector
ap on homo watafa :DD
One does not simply like his own status
Silly girl y u no proofread?
Google Chrome y u no have HARDWARE ACCELERATION for mobile devices?
joana y u no let me sleep?
philosoraptor y u no find something useful to do?
Hey girls!  Why u no leave new kid alone?
colleagues y u no turn your phones silent
women y u no think logic?
michaela suarez asdf
PRINTRUNNER.COM Y U STILL NO WORK????
SLEEP WHY U NO <3 me like i <3 u?!
stomach WHY U NO DIGEST DAIRY!!??
Year of Dragon Y U NO Happen every year?
bars why you no open 24 hours?!
clothing why you no look as cool at home as in store!?
Texas why you no just secede from united states already?!
y u no y u no never says 'y i no???'
Bitches y u no have balance?
2nd floor y u no take the stairs?
JULIE Y U NO CALL ME MAYBE?
That moment when you realize that edward cullen and cedric Diggory are played by the same actor cedric y u betray potter fans
rainy day y u no forget weekends
peeta y u no real?
Enver Y U BEST EVER?
MEXICAN CHOLAS Y U NO STOP SHAVING OFF EYEBROWS?!
my dog y u no use at least one goddamn brain cell?
Forever Alone guy y u no txt back?
Lucky Charms Y U no have moar marshmallow
valve Y u no count to 3?
sobeys y u put onions on my pizza burger
Monet
c. Ronaldo  y U No Have Messi SkIllS
ice wraith teeth y u no be easier to pick up?
Dang it the battery fell out Y U NO USE ZIP TIES
shotgun y u no one shot kill???
Razer y u no announce winner
hey thomas y u no talk politics this week
Study sessions y u no like me
Aron y u no cook my food on time?
care study y u no fix ur own problem?!?
Canada y u no Sun?
TELEPHONE Y U ONLY RING WHEN I AM SITTING DOWN?
IRS Y U NO SEND TAX RETURN?!
Computer y u no load faster?
Humans Y U NO go to London on different days?
Y U No Use memes
stock market y u crash?
yOU HAVE BEEN BANNED Y U NO GO AWAY?!
jack keenan  y u think nerds have no swagg
Rise Against y u no go to warped tour in connecticut?!
life y u no eternal
WORK Y U SO HARD!
Y U No  download faster???
excercize y u no result?
SONISPHERE Y U NO HAPPEN?!
Thursday y u no today????
DAVID ARCHULETA Y U NO SAY GOODBYE?!
People Y u no can find charts?
Marceline
TREE Y U no Kiss back?
Asian drivers y u no use turn signal?
CYBER TROLLS Y U NO DISEMBARK!
y u no add an image? ...
PARTH Y U NO HAVE BRAINS?!
mega millions why i no win?
PATRICIA Y U NO WATCH JUSTIN BIEBER WITH ME?
Ants Y  U NO DIE IN PLACES BETTer than my cup of tea!?
Matt Loseke Y U So lovable
ivan Y U NO stop masturbate in class
Axel y u no answer?
stanced car y u no drift
Ben cousins y u no learn lesson?
Netflix y u no have good movies?!
PEARLYN Y U NO ONLINE?!
Mona y u no focus
Arabic numbers Y U nO agree in the plural or gender?
FEEL GREAT
HARUKA Y U NO KISS HER?!
gas y u no cheap?
clinton y u no have relations with that woman?
Scumbag company y u no give me internship?
questbridge y u no load faster?
YOUTUBE Y U NO HAVE OLD LAYOUT
I no ask y u tell?
weather y u no make up your mind??
Maza Y U NO BLOG LIKE BOY
apoorva y u no like why this kolaveri di?
adolfo y u no reply fast on facebook for!?
Y U NO MATH!
meshuggah y u no set the bar lower?
why so adorable
REFS! Y U NO call game fair?
ofbciwmh y u no just gimme honey?
MOM AND DAD y u no get me 3ds
Obama Why u try to take our guns?
people y u no post memes?
Ariana Grande Y U no Follow me on twitter
Chad Y u NO STABBED YET?
Toshio IS not crusty
Devon y u no in kitchen ?
slayer y u no show mercy?!
bbygirl y u no talk to me ever?
Gorons y u no have females
Y U SO MAD BRO?
Y U NO LIKE STAIRS
Ladies y u no get sarcasm?
austin harley y u no want volkswagen?
U in caving club y u no go 2 caving forum?
Canais de tv Porque voc&#234;s n&#227;o deixam o volume do programa e do comercial no mesmo n&#237;vel?
BLUE CROSS BLUE SHIELD OF MASSACHUSETTES Y U NO USE KY??
philippa y u no stfu
on holiday y u no go uganda?
Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Y u no have an authentic Welsh-language toponym
Rsearch in mtion y u no bankrupt
pokemanz y u no let me skip cutscenes?
Sebas Y U no attend MCD University?
kony y u no hurt by facebook?
y u no remind me???
YO LAZOR EYES y u nuke planet?!!
memegenerator Y U NO show my meme?!
benjamin y u no answer my message
mosquito y u no go to blood bank for blood
Facebook message y u no tell me why you want my address?
APPLE  Y U NO ACCEPT NOKIA NANO SIM IS BETTER ??
nelitos y u no let music in my life
Y U NO SHOW ME BOOBS?
NETFLIX!!! Y U NO HAVE NEW MOVIES?!?!
Y U NO TREAT ME?!
fm radio y u no play good van halen songs?
I made scarf out of dead racoon y u no wear?!
NIELS Y U NO HIT FOREIGN guy
macdonalds Y U no remove pickels
Strike aT airport y u no inform your passengers?
Haider y  u no tell me what to get you for your b'day?
Nem tudod levenni az  a s&#225;lat
Y U NO MAKE BATTLEFRONT 3???
ichi_24 y u afraid of a little girl ?
Women's Rights? It is not in the constitution
Mr. Thomson Y U NO SMELL GOOD?
C.J Y U NO SMART
sex shop Y u no sell sex?!
bed y u no comfortable?
atm y u no perform atm?
Atm Y u no give me money?!
HUNGER GAMES MOVIE y u leave out so much
creationistS Y U NO GET IT
Jeremy Custer Y u no liek my status???
500 LB. DUMPSTER Y U CRUSH HANNAH BANANA?
DURAN Y U NO COME TO SKWL?
pERSON Y U NO SAVE ME EGGS AND GIVE ME 1 GREEN P?
Facebook  y u no have job search option?
msmc y u no have any real sororities?!
James. Y U NO MY FRIEND
Recycling 1 aluminum can saves enough energy to run your TV for 3 hours Y U No Wanna recycle?
Dr. LIAO: Y U NO GO TO THE PHYSICS TUTORING?
people y u give me ideas?!
Employer y u no give me job
I DID WHAT YOU ASKED! Y U NO GIVE ME POPTART!
y u no taste choco panda by ramon!
mr mvubu  y u no wear slippers
afons y u no make lay-up?
Videos Y U NO NEVER REACH HOTPAGE?
KFc/taco bell y u no baste my chicken!
ANA CAROLINA PORQUE VOC&#202; N&#195;O ME D&#193; MAIS UNS PONTOS?
Mr. Davis y u no spread out homework?
BRANDON ROSENBERG Y U NO INVITE ME TO BARMITZVAH
SKYLER Y U NO TALK?
OSCAR  Y U NO TAKE OFF THAT BEANIE
Why you ask me something when you know the answer
registration y u no come faster?
why you no have rational comeback?
Black people y u no have shoes?
SHEEP Y U NO SPAWN
Pourquoi Tu me dchires tout le temps ?!
Driving instructor y u no give me pass
Redditors Y U no leave comment explaining why you downvoted me?
Shawn y u no buy first items?!
Robin y u no give me gw acc?
JASMEET Y U HAVE BIG EYEBALLS!?
larry y u no stop talking
Y U no stop all your Robotzi jokes?
Windows media player y u no come with codecs?
dad y u no tell truth?!
Sleep Y U No make me fit?
Memes y u no appear on meme generator
EVERYONE ON THIS WIKI Y U NO SIGNUP?!
Peeniss shipPers Y u no leave gale aLone
Facebook Friends Y U No resize images for faster download on jungle internet?
ZEFT EL Tenn el admin Y u NO t2onelna om el group dah leah
Y U NO EAT THE CRUST?!
black people y u no like mayo!
Westchester Y U NO VOTE NICK DAVIS ASB VP?
School Y U No Done Yet?
GOVERMENT Y U NO LET ME SMOKE WEED
Mathematicians y u no use bra-ket notation?
not sure if  this is the right meme
U know i short Why you put my stuff on top shelf?
From within fans y u no share us?
carly rae jepsen y u no call me mabye??
http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/80x80/138875.jpg http://cdn.memegenerator.net/images/80x80/166088.jpg
Girls y u no stop moaning about period pains
Hey Europe Y U Pick on Poland so much?
iphone y u no do my homework for me?!
San francisco Y U NO like the mad men?
brain y u no make good meme?
sleep y u no come?!
EgN MEMBERS Y U NO ACTIVE ON FORUMS!?
Pigions y u no look both ways before crossing street!?
pigions y u no look both ways before crossing street!?
Y U NO TAKE CNOTES?
u Y u no come off anon
Y U NO TAKE C NOTES?
Boring y u no leAve me alone!
chris y u no get on steam?!
Facebook y u no let me facebook
daniel y u no like mustang?
Cartoon network y u no pass the old cartoons?
John ceNa y I no c u?!?
Pregnant ladies on facebook y u always complaining?
Hey man! y u so fugly??
Cars. why you break!
neighbourhood kids y u no shut up!
Y u no listen to loud dubstep with headset
joe y u no remember to bring the music sheet to church
ALL Other girls y u no as cool as preethi
Pharmacology Y U NO ask simple questions ?!
beavis and butthead y u no stop laughing?
peyton  y u no sign with dolphins
WAITRESSES
HOLLY Y YOU NO BE UGLY?
ACCHAN Y U NO STAY IN AKB48
mass effect 3 ending y u no make sense?
famous people on twitter y u no retweet
Y U GO AFK ALL THE TIME?
Guy who asks me my number y u no girl?
MAineventnet y u no liek becki?!?!?
tumblr y u no let me sleep?
... Y u no top text
tomorrowland Y u No the First Weekend of August?
AISHAH Y U LOVE REDHEADS?
Chuck Norris y u no call justin bieber?
girls on chatroulette  y u no show me bewbs
ArcHitects Y u no sleep?
GOD WHY U NO SHOW URSELF
ANTHONY  Y U NO CONFIRM TEXT AND MAKE ME SPEND 11EUROS ON INTERNET FOR ONLY 1 HOUR!?!?
IRON CHEF y u no show secret ingredient in guide info?
ICE HOCKEY Y U NO HAVE BLACK PEOPLE?
why you no make this the right way?!?
sarah y u no be tall enough
Dr.raj! Y u no speak proper English!?
alex hutchings y u no release an album!
ECSTATIC Y U NO TAKE MY FOOD?
girlfriend y u no take pill?
Charles... y u no longer in charge?
Blizzard why u take over decade 2 make Diablo 3?!
Kony
Y u no stop Asking stupid questions
Advertisements y u no leave me alone
Papa roach y u no one man
y u no have awesome hair like me
Stupid ipod user why You make password So hard?
Pretty girl y u answer one word!?
I offer you biscuits y u no come round?
Tony y u no use 9gag anymore?
MEME generator y u no let me delete my pic
Jesus! Y u no answer me!?
nev y u no keep hair natural
mom y u no let me play out front
Boy y u no slap ass
Sinnot y u no have compressor data sheets
Y U No like me all the time but only when i give you cookies?
y u no listen to synergy.fm?!
Darcy y u let Mr.c take me!?!
Mal3on abook labo el gabak
@dropbox_support y u no allow fast uploads?
Spac0id y u no french?!
Maeve Y U no love ME?
People on Phone Y U No Text Back?
Pigs! Y U NO STOP SMILIN
Naill Horan Y U NO be My Boyfriend
sal  y u no straight?
Rishabh Shah y u soo irritating
SATURDAY Y U GIVE RAIN ON MY DAY OFF
WERDER Y u No WIN?!
Korra  Y u no listen to tenzen
I TXT U Y U NO TXTBAK?!
Huluplus  y u have no simpsons?
Charlie sheen Y U No Stop Winning?
Alice from wonderland  y u no understand i am the best?
holiday decorations y u in stores 2 months early?
most interesting man in the world y u say you don't always drink beer when the only thing i ever see you drink is beer?
philosoraptor y u no give answers?
life  y u no tell me answers to the big questions of you?
'baby on board' y u no have baby in car when i drive past to look for it?
cat y u block television with head?
cat y u on my face when i wake up?
running water sound y u make me need to pee?
leaky faucet y u no stop dripping?
college y u so expensive?
'everyone can go to college' y u no true statement?
natural selection y u no apply to humans?
survival of the fittest y u favor stupid people?
cat y u want me watch you eat?
y u no have words on 'top text'?
WALLET Y U DON't REGENERATE MONEY?
giada de laurentiis y u no on mount olympus?!
troll emoticons y u no work
Chris brown y u no beat justin bieber
'Girfriends' Y U NO think before talk?!
Dude Y U No get Dell ?
LEIA Y U NO STOP KISSING YOUR BROTHER?
you win 28 times in a row beast... y u no run dis year?
Katniss y u no like apples
daddy y u no come faster
Blizz Y I no get mop beta
scotland y u no like england?!
PROF! WHY YOU NO REPLY MY EMAIL?
HOT STRANGER Y U NO LOVE ME BACK
I LOVE U WHY U NO LOVE BACK?!
Ultra Y u no stream to canada?!?!
Y U NO stop wasting time by making memes???
XBOX  Y U NO HAVE HANDHELD DEVICE
i give u money u still don't want sex with me?
Zabrina DIn y u no make me a video?
brain
rain y u no go away
meme generator y u no have server no go down
Teachers y u no leave them kids alone?
playing black ops y u no stop camping!??!
The legend said Y U NO stop le3b Takseer
indies
Y U NO HAVE TOP TEXT?!
SPENT 5 HOURS IN TRAIN Y U NO TELL ME IT IS NOT MY SHIFT AT WORK?
Y U NO RTFM?!?
JESUS Y U NO BRING COOKIE?!
u has the git y u no use branches?
y u no    y u no y u no!!
stomach y u no give me some liquid gas in stead!
hunger games sucks y u no show boobs jen lawrence
george zimmerman y u no in jail?
Magnus Allvin Y U No use Lync instead of mail
Scripting Y u No Allmighty ?
Drivers Log Y U No Write yourself?
FTG Y U NO LET ME FARM 24/7?
DRAW SOMETHING Y U NO MAKE MORE WORDS
facebook y u no remove timeline?
Grandad y u no like my friends ??
Teases y u no put out!
temple run  y u no come out for android already?!
jets y u no get good quaterbacks?!
J U P I T E R Y U NO NICE TO ME!
command & conquer y u no easy
Y U no Respond on Drawsomething??
Roger Goodell Y U NO LIKE SAINTS?
Strike witches Y U NO WEAR PANTS?
SAMANTHA!! Y U NO STOP POKING ME!
Marie sophie Y u no stoping getting drunk
Jason Russell Y U No come out of closet ?
Jason Russell y u no admit you are honey badger guy ?
sheridan y u no send accept?
Put money in tip jar y no employee see zis?!!
Partplaza y u no make thin lip grill?!
Titanic the movie y u no let jack stay alive
Marcus Kernohan Y U NO Use my Videos I Edited?
fat girl! y u no wear shirt that can cover your fat stomach! y?!
nick y u no tell me anything
walmart y u no sell walls
English 10 honors y u no stop annotations?
xander  y u no tell oceona i missed her?
Zehan  y u no feed me???
Mr. sabetta y u no swing dead cat
crush y u no love me
May 15 y u no come sooner?
Lexus es y u no come with 2jz
FACEBOOK CHAT Y U NO WORK?
MEMEGENERATOR.COM Y U NO LET ME EDIT MEME IF I MAKE A MISTAKE?
FACEBOOK TRANSLATE PROGRESS Y U NO GO HIGHER??
Talking While listening to Music y u no
FACEBOOK Y U 'No more stories.'???
FACEBOOK Y U NO LET ME WORK
wootoff y u no lines?
CARL y u no stay in house?!
birds y u no suddenly appear?
IGOR Y U NOT USE DATABASE ID ???!
Kangaroo jack y u mad?
Wi-fi Y U No Reach my room?
Linux boot y u no windows?
Damn FloRIDA WHY YOU SO STUPID
KALASH Y U NO LIKE CATHERINE
Homework Written on board Y u No write?
Philip Fry  y u have two memes?
y u no guy y u no speak correctly?
IE Y U NO DIE?
Erika  Mai
NVIDIA why u no make affordable high end card
Y U NO Restock Best-selling chocolate donuts?
y u no beeet ???
dru y u no better
colin y u no love serco?
sTEVEN lIM Y U NO GET A LIFE?!
JACQUI THOMAS Y U NO DATE ME?
facebook y u no let me delete account
And1 mixtapes Y U nO WANT THEM?
Acadia Y U No get better server
god
string y u no integer?
IMRAN Y U NO HAVE BLONDE STREAK LIKE WIZ
Lebron James y u no have any championship rings
Diego Y U No say something other than lol?
JOSEPH KONY Y U NO TAKE JUSTIN BIEBER?
report book y u no good?!
i'm beutiful y u no like my picture?
CARL y u no stay house?
quien y u no mas macho ?
LINK
idiots y u no stop use me try get people vote ron paul ?
Y U No LOG OUT?!
tim tebow y u no go to jacksonville!
tim tebow y u no go to jacksonville!
mason nation y u no vote jackie & kevin for gmu senate?
elissa y u no live closer
Andrew y U No do school work?
baby jessica y u no stay baby ?
meme reader Y U know what my voice sound like ?
MYSPACE Y U NO EXIST ANYMORE?!
Y u no guy y u no stop y u noing?
9gag y u no cool anymore
shawn y u no in the lounge?
y u no come faster march 23
poetry y u no analyze yourself?
sean bean characters y u no live
Nishh !! Why you wanna snapple so badlly
y u no acknowledge your nickname was buttnajj?
freddy  y u no stop sarcasm?
Microsoft Y U NO LIKE ME?
MOM  Y U NO LET ME MAKE PARTY?
the best meme in the whole world! by the way im just typing for fun u seriously dont have to read this. but seriously i dont think memes r dat great
hodgetwins y u know deadlift?
DUNARAS Y U NO GIVE ME HOT WATER
Skrillex y u no make proper dubstep?
this is awesome y u not... wait u r god
STUDENTS Y U NO PUT NAME ON PAPER?
One Direction  y u so expensive?!
AMERICAN EDUCATION SYSTEM Y U NO EDUCATE?
Yahtzee y u no use punctuation?
Y U no answer phone sonzabitches?
st louis y u no good at futball?
Skinny girls y u no stop saying that you're fat
Let Me Wtch your kids... Y U No Trust m e
Y U NO BE MARIUS
╥ Y U NO END!?
WOMAN Y U NO BRING ME SANDWICH
ramiro y u no stay sober?!
Piczo y u no make picture bigger
Y U No guy y u no y?
Chevy  Y u no Die!!!!
Jack Y u like badger
MP40 Y U NO KILL
facebook y u no dislike button?
latex why u no compile
SMG Why you no turn on AC?!
String y u no integer ?!?
shatu baby y u no stop disturbing us with your lies and get married?
doritos tacos y u so good?!
pretty girl y u say u no like wen u do
KATY Y U NO COME TO SPAIN?!
mind y u always know what to say after saying something
thomson tg585 y u worst router ever made?
lasse bruun Y U always late?
vishal el poochipoo sahana y u no behave like a guy
RG289!!! Y U SO SLOOOOWW!!!
woman y u no have sex with me?
Skrillex y u drop bass so hard?!
arenanet y u no give me beta invite
SRILANKAN Hospitals Y U NO have pretty nurses
JImmy Y U NO GO TO Orange county
dj y u no play my mate's band now?
all agree to meet why u no come?
DIPLOMA STUDENTS Y U NO LET ME STAY LONGER?
you call me dim sim y u no call me rutto
U KNOW EVERYTHING. BUT Y U NO LEARN TO KEEP IN TOUCH
Random draw something player y u no draw something?
Announce Emails y u no important?
facebook y u no get rid of timeline!
people y u no like my fan page
Universe y u no make life easy?
STEVENSON 1002 Y U NO HAVE A/C!?!?
Godsdienstwetenschappen Y u so difficult ?
amrita why you no love me?
God y u no reveal my destiny?!
ARrow to the knee jokes Y u no funny anymore?
bf3!! why you no fun anymore?
Bloc party y u no come to NYC?
Aimee y u not no wat to wriite
Willy wonka y u no like anything i do?
RINAH Y U NO SEE THAT YOU'RE GORGEOUS
red shell y u no hit the person in front of me?
ROSE Y U NO LET go
New ipad  y u no better than ipad 2
my eyes y u no look in same direction?!
invisible children y u no stop kony yet?
virgin mobile y u no let me text???
team rocket y u no use better pokemon?
Y U NO LIKE MY CHOCOLATE SPAGHETTI?!
hulu plus y u no give me walking dead?!
futurama fry y u no tell what something is?
pOLITICIANS Y U NO GO TO JAIL
Ferial Why u so saga3?
SUPA HOT FIRE  Y U NO RAPPER?
other meme y u no have voice like me ?
Waterpolo Ball!!! y u no bar in!!!???
magnets y u no work?
JAZZ Y U NO ANSWER TEXT MESSAGE?
children y u no quiet?!
rgb y u no cmyk
Nick Y u no release A:TLA in HD?
Valve y u no give me the beta key for cs:go???
valve y u no give me the beta key for cs:go???
nyan y u so cheeky
JAPANESE KEYBOARDS Y U NO BIG SPACEBAR???
Mass effect 3 face import y u no fixed yet?
gareth y u no make working website!?
dc y u no bring lian harper back?
lights y u no turn off when i clap
mark zukerberg y u no listen to the people of facebook
MIDI RECORDING Y U NO SIMPLER???
Y U NO LIKE BEATLES? LABRINTH SUCKS!
You only run 5k Y u no run marathon?!
self y u no stop being forever alone?
boyfriend y u no text me during grandfatha funeral? we no date no more
KURT Y U NO WR MEM?
juicy-d Y U NO wear yoga pants for me?!
iPod Y u no slide to unlock
mr gRAY y u no sleep at home?
OP y u no like females?
10 Beech Y U No sort out presentation?
internships y u no mine?!
URL INTERNET Y U NO LET ME CHECK MY FB
If you like and reblog my posts y u no follow me?
HWU Y U NO DECLARE MARKETING SEM 1 RESULTS YET??!!
Boyfriend y u no text me during grandfatha funeral?
SOUTH KOREA Y U NO HAVE TOSTILOCOS?
china y u no stop making everything?
Sonny Hellstrom Y u no answer phone?
UKF dubstep y u no called ukf brostep?
mcdonalds lady y can i not have a burger
dad y u no leave eyebrows alone
REAL LIFE Y U NO HAVE CHEATS?!
Prof. G.N. Pillai Y U no leave me alone?!
Y u NO LIKE NERD HuMOR
christophe y u no speak english
Business Economics Y U No Get better time in timetable?
kony y u no take rebecca black?!
Obama y u no make change yet??
REDHAT 5!!! Y U NO ABLE TO BOOT GPT DISKS???
diarrhea Y u no smell good
Nataly y u no pomplamoose
flares y u no work sometimes
Ppl y u don't want to work when ur offered a job?
kian vandewiel y ur hair so white
things y u no cost cheap
Colton why you no be strait
Sky go y u nO LET ME HAVE MORE THAN 2 DEVICES!?
Y U NO DODGE!
kim y u so unstoppable
yoseob y u no love me?
freshman girls                                                                                                y u no date guys your own age
Gotye Y U SO CATCHY?
science direct y u no work when we need you
Cohaagen y u no give those people air?!
bashar al assad y u no stop being a duck
SKITTLES  Y U NO GROW?!
JENNY? Y U SO FANNY
Grandpa Joe y u no get out of bed when family starving
Ihop y U NO let me play hopskotch
chineese people why you so tiny
People who play date or pass on facebook... y u no go on real date instead?
CAPTCHAS Y U NO ACTUALLY LEGIBLE?
i got bored about pedobear! y u no create another 'pedo' character or something?
HEY WOMAN!WANT to marry a prince in your 40ies? y u no have sex sometimes?
honey badger y u no give a shit
Ash y u no catch em all
queers y u no have any color scheme besides rainbow?
Self Y U No let me work?
lululemon y u no sell affordable clothes?
WINDOWS 7 Y U NO MY IDEA?
FACEBOOK  Y U NO STOP CHANGING EVERY 10 SECONDS
peoplez y u no like my meme?!
truro college y u no have nice places to sit?
Right hand Y u no stop touching me?
Right hand y u no stop touching me?
Andy Carrol y u no play soccer well?
SPL y u take our points?
Aaron y u no confirm tag?
louis
Mr. Damn!lol Y U No make mobile Damn!lol?
SARAH Y U nO go to sleep??
Edward Y u no hetero
Xbox Y u always need updates?
Walking dead Y u no start again till fall?!
Yugoslavia y u no like vowels?
dr. dre!! y u no release detox?!?!
FMS
Y NO MO WEED? Kolja smoked it all !
Y U NO GUY Y U NO SPELL PROPERLY?
Band Members y u no tongue?
surf excel y u no show rehan bhai?
DAD Y U NO GETTING OWN PR0N
gay marriage y u no accepted by everyone?
arlington  y u snow so much?!?
BROKEN ARM Y U NO HEAL FAST?!
y u no stay online Ea
trixie y u no call upon the sea ponies
TACO BELL Y U NO HAVE COOL RANCH DORITOS TACO SHELL!?!??!
IF WINDOWS SUPPORTED FOR mAC COMPUTERS
mohamed elmi ! y u no stretch b4 game ?
netflix y u no stream all movies?
dog why u no walk self?
drawsome y u no have chat?
LORI Y U NO WATCH CARL?
TOIlET wATER Y U NO kEEp StIll when i poo
CODY WATKINS! Y U NO DowNload faster?
jared y u no like lemon party?
Quaker Dude Y U NO scared like normal people
SAVANNAH Y U NO SLEEP OVER?!?
feelings y u no express yourself
politicians y u no middle class housewife???
Ms. reineke y u always pregnant?!
booberts! Y U NO RESPONDEZ?!?!
Bobby y u no call your sister
Last bits of lead in pencil y u no stay put?!
Tiffany y u no stay at robs
Capitals Y u no stay consistent?!
MRS. CASTRO Y U No give us rubric?
Noob tubber  y u no stop being a noob
Coolio Y U Not so cool no more?!?!
lebron y u no have ring?
No manga or anime for a week? What is this madness?!
TWILIGHT Y﻿ U NO GO BACK IN TIME AGAIN TO FINISH SENTENCE?
RU Y U NO POST?
Alcohol Y U No Make Problems go away?
MINECRAFT PLAYERS Y U NO PLAY LEGIT?
Students y u no pass easy test!?!?
Vero y u no go red again?!
facebook girls y u no stop posting status about nutella
being bored y u no fun?!?1
TUMBLR Y U NO LET ME WORK?
life why u no have cool soundtrack
mcdonalds y u no let me upgrade to waffle fries for free?
DAVE GRIGGS Y U NO DAVE BIGGS
Fructus survivor gel y u no hold pubes?
School Y U no burn down?
bbm y no let me study?!
Tyler Y u no good at Smash?
cod players y u no spot the enemys?
Edward Cullen Y U No die early in the story like Cedric Diggory
celtic y u no score
Never ending story Y U End?
F.U.C. Y U No close circle with swing low?
CARLSHAMN MEJERI Y U NO MAKE BETTER ST&#196;NGNINGSFL&#196;RPS?
DAVE GRIGGS Y U NO FIRE ANNOUNCER
Facebook T U NO LIKE STATUS WHEN I PUT CORRECT PUNCtUaTIONS???
PROJECT REPORT Y U NO WRITE YOURSELF!?
BELLA Y U NO HAVE EXPRESSION
Latha Y U NO SHUT UP!!!
mandy  y   u so far away?!?
Brittany spears boyfriend y u no hit her one more time
EZIO AUDITORE Y U NO SWIM FASTER
usher y u no make me famous?
craig y u no have sex with chobot yet?!
Outcasts Y U SO DIFFERENT
YOUTUBE Y U MAKE UGLY LAYOUT
1 Direction  Y U No Light Up My World
1 Direction Y U No light up my world?
Feet Y U NO WARM
fan boys  y u no let me buy transformers prime first edition toys for 12.88
Andrew Spinks Y U No make terraria updates anymore?
Depression Y u no go away
Johnny and jason y u no ref properly?
Vandy Y u no Score more?
Root y u no su?
root y u no su?
Kearah y u no tickLish!?!?
drake y u nO have wheelchair!!!???
but this is a mitsubishi eclipse
Temecula Y U No have beach?!!!
RESIZE Y U No DO IT YOURSELF??
muhannad y u so cute?
y u no  get own phone ?
Natalia y u no stop making me go crazy for you ?!
BABY Y U NO TRIED HARDER AND KILLED BELLA?
seth kolaaaah... y u no play ssx?
Nina y u no get off your moviestar planet?
y u no give blood
'LA' Doria non esiste Y U NO tifi genoa?
ENGINEERING/physics STUDENTS y u no make portal gun yet?!?!
AUTOBOT Y U NO KICK ME?!!
Dude y u no cleanup after using the drill press
jason russell y u no jack off in movie?
totheark y u so hard to see?
Joel Osteen Y u no preach conviction
y u no like Pentimento?
White chicks y u no new movie
@uberhaxornova y u no finish no more heroes?
Frickingen y u no make good internet?
y u no guy u no say y ANY MORE
jason russell y u no jack off in movie?
Jakums Y u no have 2000 likes
poly la truie y u no depolypetitetruiturise?
missouri y u no win!!!
NOTHER STATUS BOUT WEED? Y U NOT ORIGINAL!?
Y U NO BUY Handbag?
Boys y u no get taller
IB..... Y U NO SIMPLE LIKE 'WAX ON
ALL NEW IPAD Y U NO HAVE A6 KWAD KOREZ?!?
Project ManaGER Y U NO GIVE ME ASSETS?
fart Y U NO stop stinking
Pokemon Black and White 2 Y u no on the 3ds?
AUSTIN POWERS WHY U NO GIVE ME YOUR MOJO
reeces cups Y U STICK TO palette?!
Ken oudal rasmussen y u tag me on everything?!
lucas! y u no answer skype?!
roman y u no need?
Chinandan !  y u so chi ! :D
ROYAL ENFIELD Y U NO PUT FUEL GAUGE IN YOUR BIKES???
BALLS Y U NO DROP!?
LIBYA Y U NO WANT DECENTRALIZATION
Pursuance y no u listen to this?
jesse y u no call victoria?!
will y u no comment on my meme?!
Eye floaties Y U No stay still?!!?
KOREANS Y U ACT HARD??
computer y opposite functions always right next to each other?
y u no  like my memes unless theyre about skyrim ?????!!!?!?!
Aphex Twin Y U No drop bass
Y u eat a lot BANANA  lEAVE ME SOME
u pooped y u no flush!?
GUILLAUME Y U No Leave recent image list?
Velapene Screen I dont know what it means either
RENESMEE Y U NO KILL BELLA? IT COULD ALL BE OVER
PSYCHOTIC EX GIRLFRIEND Y U NO STOP CALLING?!
harrison y u no here with me
Hey air force y u no pt?!
girls y u poke and no chat after?
Y u no talk to me i no bite... much
Hedgehog y u no share hedge
JASON Y U STEAL TOOLS?
Politicians y u no stop trolling
drawing something opponents y u no play me back ?!
good guy Y we're always in the friend zone
HIPsters y u so mainstream?
Seven scribbles y u no update 'starstruck'?
OPENREACH Y U ONLY SEND QWOP ENGINEERS?!
MR JONES Y U NO KEEP YOUR NAME STILL?
LED ZEPPELIN Y U NO LIKE MY COUNTRY?
Y U NO BEHAVE RATIONALLY?
copesetic y u no tune guitar?
Sewing machines y u no be similar to each other
Yahoo!! y u no 4 cowboys
Espirito santo cause & effects Y u no work!?!
Dc asa multi oameni? N-am aer
AUTOCORRECT Y U NO CORRECT RIGHT WORDS?
Dom west y u no turn up for college?
DIXON Y U SET 1500 WORD ESSAY U NO MARK
dan (aka thedumplingz) y u no send me your shit
Nexon y u no fix your shit right the first time??
Sang Derpface y u no pleh sc2 with meh!?
Nariman why u no stop texting in class
BUNNY CAMERA GUY Y U NO WATCH YUR STEP?
Edmond Y U NO TREAT ME STINGRAy
Apostate Y u no visit poland ?
L4D2 AI Y U NO GOOD AT THIS GAME
CAMERA GUY Y U NO WATCH YUR FEET?
Mystery Person Y U TAKE MEME SO SERIOUS?!
Y U No Buy a workstation
Obama y u no support internet freedom
facebook y u no share this
Stock market Y u no bear market?
9GAG y U NO STOP TRENDING+VOTE?!
Tariq and hafsa y u no say classes earlier?
CArl!!! Y U No stay in the howse!!!
mumford and sons y u no come to india again?
Kylie Y U NO GO AWAY?
Interns Y U NO WAIT FOR ME?
D BLOCK Y U NO HAVE BINS?
9GAG Y U NO let me sleep!
skrillex y u no dubstep?
facebook Y U NO Good update?!
Shut up you fuss
OLD FRIEND Y U SO SAD?
Windows y u no start with google chrome instead of Ie
xbox live Y U No free like PSN?
Horses Y U no shit out gold?
slow motion videos y u keep playing sail?!
ARLI RODRIGUEZ!!!!! Y U NO UNDERSTAND IM NOT SMART SO I SPELL 'Y U NO' WRONG?!?!?!?!
Friends Y U NO READ VINLAND SAGA?
jonathan oppenheimer y u no accept us
Tryndamere Y U No die?
COMP II STUDENTS Y U NO WRITE UR OWN PAPerS?
Kris Fortner y u no stay??
Bobbeh fortner y u no stay??
Fast travel y u no faster
Kevin y u no like me ):
men y u no hold doors open?!
Concordia Discors
Game y u no sell mass Effect 3?
Girls y u no stop arguing?!
Friend's girlfriend Y u no have sex with me?
Y U NO HAVE XBOX LIVE?
Jews Y u no spend money?
education y u are not cheap
ARROW Y U NO SHOOT PEOPLE IN KNEE
Shorts Y U no have pockets?!?!
i'm sexy and i know it Y U No know it?
Meme Generator Y U No Working?!?!?
M. Brandt Y u no have donuts with nuts?
seth godin why u no be more like everyone else?
FaWI KIEL Y U POST THE SAME SHIT THAT OFTEN?
Y U No Read emails we send
INternet Y U No let me sleep!!
China y u no give us REE?
Social security why y u take half my paycheck!!!?
FACEBOOK Y U NO LET ME POKE FAST ENOUGH??
Beheth Kade why you no give madana modaka anymore?
bioware y u no break up with EA?
good looking lesbians y u no make out more in public?
Amanda y you no work
deicide y u no play s/t ?!
Murderers y u no kill eachother?
netflix! why you no show new 'office' episodes!?
netflix y u no show new 'office' episodes!?
mircosoft zune y u no play .wav?
LADIES DRINK FREE Y u no go see the dude abides?!
god
Addison y u no fun?
Arizona republicans y u no have sane?
SRSLY Y U NO MAKE UP UR MIND?!
IGNORANT FACEBOOKERS Y U NO REALIZE THOSE DISEASES ARE PHOTOSHOPPED
Virginia WoolF Y U No talk about fiction?!
Houston trip y u no hurry up?!
Escalator y u no go sideways?
Curtains y you no shut
curtains y you no shut
FILIP! Y U NO WYsłałeś mi fotki?!
bear grylls y u no bring real food?
Adel Y u no Have Sense of Humour
DOCTOR'S Surgery Y u no ever have appointments?!
FB USERS Y U NO GET A LIFE?
KONY YUNO Take Bieber
Nose YUNO STOP RUNNING
law students y u no bring books back to destination?
Openra 20120304 Y U no have dedicated server
Job Boards Y U No make jobs for own employees
CONSTRUCTION IN CPH Y U NO FINISH?
Scary Movie makers y u no have season 5
internet explorer  Y U No render web elements like everybody else?
FACEBOOK Y U NO BLOCK THIS SHIT
wow y u No have more content?!
ah seng  y u no alter our num 3's?
SPRING Y U NO COME?
Y U NO  VOTE FOR MICHELLE?
Aeroplane Y U No have left phalange?
aeroplane y u no have left phalange?
andres y u no like proletarian?
Danielle Y U NO TALK ABOUT KITTYS????
obama y u no change america?
gas prices y u no get lower?
the game y u no have any winners?
LEEHOM Y u No come to Vancouver
SANTORUM Y U SPREADIN SHIT?!?
MR.gerrison Y U NO shkon ne **** ** *** ***?
Y U No get the idea and go to bed
WIN! Y U NO HAVE!?
JANIKA Y U NO SHUSH?
TEachers  Y u no let me sleep
Vanna Y U No laugh at joke???
Study blue y u no have notes i need?
laziness y u no leave me alone to write my phd thesis?
Brownie points y u no worth brownies?!?!
rexal man y u no be ugly?
mOtor trend y u no spring forward?
Noah y u no closer?
boys y u no showing me four inches?
virgin friend refuses sex y u no go down on that shit?
Westboro baptist church y u forget god is love?!?
piccolos y u no shut up?
facebook y u no use meme correctly?
utsu erc y u no uphold cro rulings?
SEBASTIAN y u no liek background
Wikipedia y u no let me edit?
irelia  why u no nerfed?
gandalf y u no die?
LMFAO Y U NO STOP PARTY ROCKING?
molson y u no produce laurentide anymore?
RED HOT CHILLI PEPPerS Y U NO AT READING 2012?!
Y U NO REACH TRENDING PAGE?!
y U NO FART
MEME GENERATOR Y U NO MAKE DELETE BUTTON!?
friend eats a lot is skinny
'Long' Y u NO LONGER THAN 'SHORT'
Kanye Y U No let Taylor finish?
Portuguese y u no make sense?!
conspiracy theory y u no accepted?!
invisible children's inc y u no donate all money to the ugandan children?!
corner girl y u no get real job?!
kony y u no use grown men as soldiers?!
Jak można nie mieć facebooka? TUŻ TO KUHWA HAŃBA
Uganda & Sudanese Liberation Army y u no stop use girl prostitutes and children soldiers?!
Vengeance y U no taste bitter?!
mayan y u no make longer calendar?!
sex trafficers y u no in prison getting raped?!
child predator y u no in jail to get abused?!
pedobear y u no like grown women?!
tween y u no get you know nothing?!
teen y u no get you hormonal?!
pimp y u no stop abuse merchandise?!
sex y u no leave my mind?!
snape y u no tell harry the truth?!
hagrid the giant y u no normal size?!
LADY GAGA y u no dress normal?!
jessie jay y u no take off catsuit?!
Jessie Jay y u no take off bodysuit?!
voldemort y u no have nose?!
XBOX ONLY y u no remake games for 360?!
Alan wake y u no sleep?!
YOutube's Olga kay y u no like cosmo valentine's day advice?!
youtube's olga kay y u no practice cosmo valentine tips on toby?!
Youtube's toby turner y u no let olga kay tackle you instead?!
Youtube's IJustine y u no with toby turner?!
Verizon y u no have funimation?
JZ y u no say boys run the world?!
Descartes y u no doubt that you doubt that you exist?!
bodybuilders  y u no stop shape like uterus?!
girlfriend y u no mine yet?!
America Y u no end slavery earlier?!
Hitler y u no blonde?!
monday: 'y u no like me?'
browser history y u no delete yourself?!
Kony 2012 Spammers y u no stop be so ignorant?
gantz y u no stop be brutal?
Kuruno Kei y u no stop having dead girlfriends?
saw y u no stop losing body parts?!
edward cullen y u no die in sunlight?!
Twilight fans y u no stop be ignorant of harry potter?!
Twilight movies Y U no stop sparkle with weak romance?!
bella from Twilight y u no beautiful like your name?!
kony 2012 y u no stop spam?
zach!!!!!! y u so sexy!!!!!!
Girl y u no write less?
UNITED KINGDOM Y U NO OBSERVE PROPER DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME
WHY TEACHERS SEE BOYS TEXTING ALL THE TIME ?
Tanja Y u no write less?
People Y u no here when i need you!
driver y u no stop at red light!!!
PIZZA! y U NO DO A PIZZA?!?!
PIZZA!!! Y U NO DO A PIZZA!?!?!
Great firewall y u no blacklist goregrish?
ALEX Y U NO LIKE RAKOMELO?
life y u no give me boyfriend yet?
Ishaan Y u no on what's app??
I NO PAY YOU
indium arsenide y u no gro on silicon?
Concerts Y U ALWAYS ON WEDNESDAYS!?
TOOTHACHE Y U NO GO AWAY?
KONY Y U NO KIDNAP LIL SIS
Kids y u no swim? Whoot the fackin you doing!
n00b y u no dead?
brain y u no work properly?
mom and dad y u no knock ?!
Facebook y u no have answers to my essays?
spaghettini y u no spaghetti?
tvd writers y u no write an epic stelena reunion for s3?
Meshblorg y u no put funny picture?
time y u no go slower?
playstation. y u so lag?!
good tv shows y u no show?
Apple y u no release the iphone 5?
mary y u no go in your own pool
GALELA Y U NO GET CUSTOMERS?
Shockwave317 y u no play on server
Brain y u no smarter?!?
GIRLS Y U SHAVE EYEBROWS THEN DRAW THEM BACK!?!?!?!?!
Y U NO LIKE TROLLING?
hiroya oku y u drew me ugly?
WOMEN Y U NO DRIVE WELL!?
France Y U NO HAVE NORMAL KEYBOARD?
Login Button Y U still bothering me?
Chat users y u no Say emoticons instead of emotions
ALexis y u no date me ?
PANDA'S Y U NO SNEEZE
cHOCOLATE Y U NO RAIN!?!!?
Hangover Y U NO GO AWAY
DORITO Taco y u no come to canada
NOTIFication! notification!! notification!!! Y u no stop making new groups?
Alex Y U NO HAVE LEGS
Lisa Kelly Y U no tour with Celtic Woman instead of having more babies?
SHAKIB KHAN! WHY YOU NO GIVE ME BEL???
LaFollette Cafeteria Y U No have chairs
Pro-Lifers Y U love war and the death penalty so much?
girl i like y u no love me
Spice girls Y U No Tell what you want?
hangover y u no stop?!
KONY GUY Y U NO ESCAPE FROM EARTH?
Rosaline
Why y u not got a ps3?
RICHARD!! y u no buy own shit?!
kalendar y u no show april 1st 2day? (game of thrones s02e01)
Fernando Torres Y U NO SCORE?
Marie & jenny Y U SO CUTE?
Sister y u no get out of my room?!
shradha kishore  y u no be a man?
Facebook people y u no credit meme source ?
facebook y u no have profil pic?!
exams y u no get lost ?
gluten free y u no big deal couple years ago
NATIONAL STUDENTS  Y U NO TAKE THE SAT EXAM!
FACEBOOK Y U NO MAKE ME HAVE REAL FRIENDS?!
Barney stinson! y u no know how to use screwdriver?
matt o'donnell y u no sleep?!
Ayrton senna y u no still alive?!
Manuto! MAnuto! Perch sei caduto in un imbito?
WASHING MACHINES Y U NO CHARGE $.50 ANYMORE?
Forehead and lower cheek herpes y u no go away with valtrex?
Taylor swift y u no my gf?
EYES Y U NO LOOK IN SAME DIRECTION?
STEAK FRIES Y U NO MADE OF STEAK?!
google translate y u not have klingon
Google TRanslate Y U NO have klingon?
Jeep y u no use same size bolts on starter?!?
Peter Y U No Have Lemon Pledge!?
Amanda Y U NO Shut Door!
AMANDA Y U NO SHUT DOOR!?
meme creator yu make me sound asian
Bruno mars
Drew y u no go to bed
America  Why You vote for Bush
Livia WHY U MIND GO TO SLEEP!?!?!?
Fatema Y U NO CHANGE UR DISPLAY PICTURE TO QMB?
reality show y u no cool
SKYRIM Y U NO HAVE DRAGON MOUNTS
Gianna michael's boobs y u no in my mouth?
girls why u shave eyebrows then draw them back!?!?!?
LORS Y U NO LOVE ME?
hey dave matthews! why u no mak a good a musik anymor?!
NINA Y U SO AWESOME
2012 ELECTION CANDIDATES Y U NO BE NICE TO EACH OTHER
y u make gay babies ???
Cartoon Network
JUSTIN BIEBER Y U NO STOP BREATHING?
Kazunori! y u no add porsches?
Girl Scout cookies y u leave so soon
hey! dave matthews! why u no make good music any more?
Hey dave matthews! why u no make music good n e more?!
tony menias y u no give me credit for my meme that u repost
video stream Y U NO Work except for ads ?
Parents of student y u no pay my fees timely???
joseph kony y u no kidnap justin beiber
chive y u no dar me
high expectations asian father y u no lower ur expectation
VOTESHOP Y U NO WORKING?
KOAN Sound Y U MUSIC so bass heavy?
famous DAVES Y U NO IN NORFOLK
Y U NO AWSUM LIKE BINT 3ALEE ALBADI
EMILIE AUTUMN Y U NO RELEASE FLAG!?
Challenge y u no accepted?
y u no tell me i have food in my teeth
?ｅ??ｌｅ y u no share kony video ??
people in hallway y u no walk faster?
Amanda  Y u no share blankets!?
ups u piece'a shit y u no update tracking?
Winds of plague y u no tour australia!?
angelo y u no come over?!
udina! y u councilor when i chose anderson in me:2?
THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION
NANCY Y U NO FORGET THESE THINGS?
Alexandra y u no ugly?
My favorite sports teams y u no win?
imgurians y u no accept that downvotes are a part of life?
fountain in front yard y u no have cool nemo fish?
hard core free for all player y u no stop hiding in corner?!?!
Amabo Kcorb y u no adopted
y u no watch good movies?
Y U NO GUY!!! Y U NO KNOW ALL THE ANSWERS!
KONY!! Y U NO STOP BLOWING UP MY NEWFSEED!?!?
Mr i.t. y u no have smartphone?
Harrison barnes y u no score 1
edge y u not there
Beatles Y u no do it in the road ?
BOOBIES Y U STARE AT ME
girl scout cookies y u no daily product?
summer  y u no come faster
America y u no vote for ron paul?
Bubble Witch Saga Y U No easy??????
#XF3 y u no greenlight fox?
Luke brennand y u no settle down?
School y u no let me sleep
ONE million Y u no get cheap so i can use your awesomeness
lEBRON Y U NO WIN?
Jeff
kira baum y u so pretty?
Youtube y u force new layout
perverts y u no get a life
race conditions y u no segfault on my dev machine?
APPLE y u no ship to puerto rico
8 MARCH HUSBAND Y U NO TELL ME I'M SEXY
reekris y u no save us from fireworks
Kanye Y u no order big mac
hITCHHICKERS Y U NO WALK?
HITCHHIKERS  Y U NO WALK?
y u no televise spurs?!
LAPTOP Y U NO LOAD?
quest giver y u no do it yourself
SCREAM Y U NO STFU!!!?
Internet wi u no fi
the game y u no stay out of my head
CRISPIX Y U NO GET SOGGY IN MILK!?
kony y u no kill yourself
RAGE FACE y u no calm down?
benjam moore why u no use your brain ?
cfsb≈√∫ ascvx sdv
Unknown number y u no leave message?!
May-te y u no do homework?!
me: IPOD Y U No WORK? ipod: epic fail
high school y u no end at year 7
Minecraft y u no borders
meme generator y u no got proper search function
Germans why y u no kill all the turkish people?
real slim shady y u no stand up?
YOUTUBE Y U NO UPDATE VIEW COUNT
HappyStelenaDay y u no trend?
gingers y u no have soul
border patrol y u no so ur job
jigaboos  y u no get jiggy
Sri Lanka Cricket team y u always remain runners-up?
JULIE PLEC y u no bring stelena
Rowers Y u flood changing room?
NEXT TIME NATALIE 02 ACADEMY TICKETS Y YOU NO BUY ALREADY?
permanent teeth y u no stay forever?!?!
kyle y u no like apple?
bfit dorms y u no serve lunch
STRATOS WHY U SO GAYYY
Cute Girl y u no message me
class in the classroom after the bell Y U No come out
y u no tell me it would fail
INVISIBLE CHILDREN Y U NO CHILDREN INVISIBLE
mr. monzo? y u no put good music on?
SMART KIDS Y U NO STAY?
Dutch 'gr' Y U NO possible to pronounce?
Michio Kaku Y U NO EASIER NAME HAS!
sharma Y u no make sense
RION WHY U NO ALBUM?
Doreen y u no be friendly 2 me?
boys y u no know about 8th march?
warm up dj y u no warm up for me?
Ville y u no sing in flames songs?
bright red y u no publish 'how to pass higher economics'
students y u so late!?
skyrim y u no have better knee armur?
world y u no speak one language
mY fRIENDS @ hYDERABAD y u no mEET ME 2MORO B4 I LEAVE
fire emblem characters y u no stay alive?
Mexicans y u no cook chihuahua
kardashians.. y u no do playboy?!
Pokemon Reference Y u no go further
TERRY Y U NO CORRECT MISTAKES
aurora  Y U NO SHOW UP?
BIlborough college servers y u no work?
banana y u no stay yellow in my lunchbox?
TUms y u no stop my fart?
police officer y u no drive speed limit?
socks y u no stay on my feet when  i'm sleeping?
facebook!! y u change me to timeline?!
Greenpeace y u no ask for money somewhere else?
TROLLFACE Y U NO GET ANTI-WRINKLE CREAM?
girlfriend y u no like drums
ERIC MARE Y U NO LOG OFF?
uganda kids y u no look different ?
interesting man y u so interesting
DbAGS AT THE GYM Y U NO RERACK THE WEIGHTS
INC - M Y U NO FaCE BRO. ELI
Brett Bradford y u no have girlfriend
IPAD MAKERS Y U NO STOP MAKING IPADS?
facebook y u give me timeline?
Samantha Y u no stop speaking about Boys?
kony supporters y u no do something 26 years ago!!!!
Y U NO FILL THE TRIANGLE Hangin from ma ARM pit ?
jasmine y u no listen to kanye west!?
rubik cube y u no have one color only?
facebook y u no dislike button?
amy y u no shut up?!?!
Best in slot gear Y u no drop?
maxwell y u no finish trilogy?!?
Poker y u no always win?
mom y u so gassy?
People from the northern suburbs Y u no learn to drive?
Angelina Jolie Why you no eat?
QUINTON Y U NO START PUBERTY?
CAMPUS SUBWAY Y U NO HAVE $5 FOOTLONGS?
Drew y u no make sense
AJ DOODLEPANTS  y you no come skate today?
Remember me??? It's me
kony y u no rhyme with more things?!
Y U NO DRAW SOMETHING ON DRAW SOMETHING?!
Y U NO DRAW SOMETHING ON DRAW SOMETHING?!
DANNY Y U NO TAGS
Y U NO RIDE THT VEHICLE
Y U NO STOP KONY
results y u not out yet
y u Learn  instead of playing with me
ALL THE PEOPLE OUT THERE Y U NO GET ME IF YOU CAN?!
Ridgeflame y u no stay in chat!?
BART Y U NO GROW UP?
Tumblr y u no follow?
Badminton player y u no say bladj anymore
ceiling y u no stop leaking?
Apple store y u no let me buy ipad
dice y u keep trying to copy cod!?
kayona y u no forgive and forget?
Apple Mouse Y U NO HAVE RIGHT BUTTON
Le Google y u no make original logos
Crumpets and tea Y u no like?
Ocarinas y u so expensive?
Y u no CORRECT?! THIS
siri
weekend
Joseph Kony y u no die!?
Joseph Kony y u no die!?
Joseph Kony y u no Die!?
YOU NOT STUDY y u NO FAIL?
doverbroecks y u no dress up!?
Joseph kony y u no die
Car key
hey mj y u no fix bobcats
KONY Y u no make him famous
Nooby y u no smart?
sharon y u no put text in meme?
dR. FULLER Y U NO TEACH ME ANYTHING N STILL GIVE ME TEST?!
female fb friends y u no specify relation to babies you hold in pictures
jay park y u no know my name?
WMIN printers y u no work on deadline day
Selena Gomez Y U KEEP HITTING REPEPEPEPEPEPEPEAT?
Douchebags?!?? Y u so racist?!??
peyton manning y u no come to the patriots?
Auburn baseball y u no tag up at 2nd??
ash Y u no recoGnizE teaM rocket
Idiots Y U NO stop beeing american?
NAIVE AUCTION ALGORITHM WHEN U NO TERMINATE?!
KAYLEIGH KUBIAK Y U NO COME TO SCHOOL?!
AUDI S4 Y U NO Upscale - Near Luxury
cats Y U NO LET ME TOUCH YOU?
real life y u no have save state?
rage  y u no rage ?!
GIRL y u no say u leave ?!
y ppl no like ash?!
Y U SILVIA VANISH LIKE A ROGUE
Erica Y u no friend on fb anymore?
Danielle lOck Y u no love me
Tashay y u no stop sleep?
why watching the game
footbal watching
B WHY U NO ANSWER HPONE?
SWAG Y U NO HAVE NONE
dr.el refa3y y u no ta5od el 3'yab
Christina y u no on IM?
meik y u no listen to good music
Stefman Y U NO Pay me money to fix Modern Warfar 3?
y u no tell truth arran!
victor frankengrind why u lick ur nuts like u have some kind of palsy?
Thomas y u no play minecraft with me?
hey Rob y u no park bike next to mine
kaaniche  y u chose sertel a ?
Maryse bajard y u no go out of circle
helen natty wanted you to drink wit her last night
helen youre going friday though right?
EDC! Y U NO Come back to la?!
Friends y u no let me eat my tiffin!!
stupid colleague y u no work with someone else?
PRIYANKA DUBLISH Y U NO MISS ME?
CLASSMATES Y U NO REMEMBER OUR PROJECT
Killjoy williams y u no tell truth?!
y u no muslim
y u no  answer me ?!
matt fallon y u start pokefest 2012?
ISAAC NEWTON  Y U NO JUST EAT THE APPLE?!!
meme generator y u no have right flag for espanol
GOOGLE y u no start application 4 google i/o 2012?
st. george's day y u no a bank holiday yet
Warcraft Why you no Restart instead
DRAW SOMETHING Y U NO USE LESS BATTERY?!
exams y u no get over fast
MORGAN  Y U NO GIVE UP SHIFT?!
kardashians y u so cheap
Megaman Y u no keep powers
3ds y u no play GBA?
vin diesel y u not furious?
nothing wrong? Y U NO BUMP N GRIND
y u no Get Home-run
Beyonce y u no look in box to the right
corn y u no digest?
bed y u no make me sleep?
mark zuckerberg y u no let go off our balls?!
taco y u no make fiesta in my mouth
mcdonalds y u no put ketchup only?
taco bell y u no leave off lettuce?
dr. pepper y u no have 24 flavors?
jim bob and michelle y u no have 20 kids?
FORTUNE COOKIE Y U NO Fortune inside???
kyla come home late no problem cody come late Where were you?!?!?!?!
mr. kocot  why u give 25 questions??
Nerdy girls Y u no live in Tempe?
Aclu y u no gtfo?
yellow cab y u no yellow?!
emo kid y u no cry?
Ravia y u no get a pc?
KazUnORI! Y U NO Make Premium MIdget?
sammy Y u no start your weeks on Monday
my beard y u no here?!
i'm blind y u no give me money
u.p.s. y u no wait at door?
les itss spa comme les pokmon faut pas tous les attraper
Steven Lange.. Y U No troll on myspace??
pizza y u no scream when i put u in oven
SOUNDSET LINEUP Y U NO HAVE GRIEVES AND BUDO?
Siri y u no marry me
QB Y U NO MAKE ME MAGIC GIRL
ESPN Why u no have esp?
SKYPE Y U NO HAVE CONVERSATION WITHOUT 'CAN YOU HEAR ME'
BIOWARE Y U NO FIX WZ GROUP BUG
chilhood friends y u nickname me swampy?
Nick Thomas y u memes so creative?
NEIGHBOURS.  y u no like bassline?
JUAN Y U NO POST MORE PICS?!
chuck norris y u no die !?
HANDOVERS Y U NO WORKING?
IPHONE USERS Y U NO DISABLE AUTOCORRECT?
Dream Item y u always sold out?
youtube videos Y u no load faster
Girls Y u no lift seat for boys?
GURLZ Y U TILT HEAD 4 PIKCHUR?!
google y u no buy facebook
delivery pizza! y u no warm and y u no cold as well?
Jusin Beiber y u no underst& ur gay
Doug Funnie Y U No Ask out Patti Mayonnaise?
Moms computer Y u no have f13 key?
9BLAGUE Y U plagiarize 9GAG ?
Felin yuno tell me ur sex ?
Spanish girls y u no love me like I'm aventura!?
IAT 167  y u no become easy?
Greg Williams Y U NO Pay me bounty?
Greg Williams y u no pay buffalo bills to win?
Terrell owens y u no google contraceptives?
BLack Op Zombies Y U No Go Boom!
Gamefreak Y u no make autosave for Pokemon?
Biochemistry why u no complete notes for me to read?
slowpoke y u no watch the news?
Lord wilberforce y no no explain nature of trusts?
conditional probability Y U SO CONFUSING!?
tonight y u no like other nights?
NATHAN Sykes y u no marry me
You tube side advertisements y u no stfu
vegetarians y u have no beef with me?
Spanish music i dont understand y u so catchy
leeroy jenkins y u no stick to the plan?
Red epic y u no designed better?
Ally ragsdale y u so beautiful
sun y u shine when i bring umbrella?
Justin y u no like orange chikun?
Anonymous y u no hack god?
Battlefield 3  Why u no work?
nova 6  y u kill me in black ops
homework y u no do self
Ohio state y u no finish construction?!
Y U NO MAKE ME ORIGANAL
Followers y u no ask me?
9GAG USERS  Y U NO GIVE ME MORE UPVOTES?
hailee mayer y u no text me?
Kelly clarKskin Y u no sing More Musics from stronger
y u no donate to pennies for patients?
NIKI  y u no sleeping ? it one o'clock !!
youtube y u no have new mlp episode uploaded yet
United states y u no cool as canada??
Karla  Y u no ever text back?
test question y u no be easy?!
Fringe y u no give answers
Ahri y u no good?
blades of fury y u not know what it means
signal ( ) y u no work correctly
recess week y u no last longer
LEBRON WHY U NO TAKE LAST SHOT?
ahahahahahah!!! Y u no stop using it?!
Mr. Belding y u no get what's going on
forumers Y U NO BUY LAMELA
y u no drive good?!
MEGA IMAGE Y U NO OFFER FREE PRODUCTS!?
NEWFAGS Y U NO STOP CALL RAGE COMICS ' TROLLS '
nigel y u no record roy is powning like a boss
sega y u have no dreamcast 2?
cute guy Y U A PLAYER
Denny's y u no give $2-4-6-8 menu right away?!?
nato y u no give me a hug?!
meme generator y u no keep me logged in
YG FAMILY Y U NO COM TO THE SOUTH EAST?!?!?!?!?!?
making a meme? y u no select language
warm up dj y u no play warm up set?
asian girlfriend y u no luv me like white girl?
Tea party y u no have tea
Precious y u no have abortion?
LIVERPOOL AND ARSENAL Y U NO PLAY MATCH AT REASONABLE HOUR?
SAND Y U NO STAY IN DESERT?
facebook y u no fix chat?
walmart y u make aisles so small?
bioware y u no include mass effect 3 dlc in standard edition?
playstation network y u no get better security?
Pandora Y U NO Play wut i want?!?
God Y u no Punish that Facebook bitChEs?
Chihuahua y u no realize I can kick u
PSN Y U NO GO DOWN LIKE U SAY?!
casting director y u no give me recall?
Chrissy y u no write my new role in the crew page ?
E-mail y u no block fb!
Ayushi chokhani y u no hv brain
Kansas why you so bipolar?
T-rex y u no clap?
Acke Y U no admit Blanka > you
PLAYSTATION 3 Y U NO GET BETTER SECURITY?
SKYPE Y U LIE
bathroom sinks y u no stay on longer?
Dlaczego mi nie powiesz?!
omar's dad Y U NO LET OMAR GO
coffee y u no go in cup?
monkey y u no give me banana
JUNIORS WHY U CANNOT BEAT THE SOPHMORES
egyptian ladies y u no trkabo 3arabyt l sayedat
YOB WHY YOU NO ANWER
captain picard y u no Sokath
draganeeeee y u no come play with us
Data y u no fit hardy-weinberg?
Rebecca black Y U NO choose a seat?
Work day Y u no go fast?
BREN Y U NO FOLLOW LIKE YOU SAID YOU WOULD?
Slick y u so jelly i got a team
pjc students y u no vote for us
why u no Give it to hungry people?!
Austin Y u no make better scenery?
JET LAG WHY U NO LET ME SLEEP?
Avengers movie y u no have ant-man?
SPAM BOTS
y YOU NO send my game informer?!
David y u no hurry back early?!
s.T.A.L.K.E.R. Y U NO GET OUT OF HERE!?
พว?โง่ ทำไมมึงไม่เลิ?เล่นดอทเอ
True  gamers y u no  make me an admin
9gag? y u No work on your thesis?
Wisdom tooth y u not so wise
Radiohead Y u no come to croatia?
pet_the_duck y U THINK U GONNA DIE
white men y u no jump?
Ipad Y U NO WORK WITH FLASH
rourke y u no buy $50 dedi instead of $9????
LOst 100 mil?! Y U no Shoot with me in GYM!?
Miss winn Why u no give me good grade?
ZOE Y U NO GIVE JULIA YOUR BABY?
Girls y u no like me!?
Apple Y U not get iphone 4s Cheaper!
RecBob Y U No Robert
MINECRAFT modders y u no love /mods/?
Mr. Darcy Y U no act lika gentleman?!
sony y u no say big announcement?
King Kai y u no give your energy to goku when he ask
sony y u no say big announcement
deviantart y u no inspire me more
HOUSE SPEAKER SHAP SMITH Y U NO ALLOW VOTE ON DECRIMINALIZING POT?
$3000 for CPA Review y u no lower price?
Y U NO Have Better Connection?
OLMA Y U NO BUY YEARBOOK?
&#163;4 MATE?!!? I CAN'T PAy that
damon y u no leave stefan's girl alone?
y u no mind you own bussiness?!
People y u no follow my blog?
L&#246; magyar &#243;ra: &#201;s ebben a m&#252;ben fogja Linton blablabla
GUTS Y U NO TUNE Fluid
HEY Y U NO GOT SMALL HEAD
titanic Y u No let men go first
Investopedia stock portfolio y u no go up
Most Girls on myyearbook y u no goodlooking
u poked me a second ago y u no reply on chat?!
NEKO Y U NO PLAY BUMBLEBEE
Reeses Y U no in vending mahcine???
LOLLO Y U DON'T ENTE?
Woman Y U No like kitchen jokes?
god y u no exist?
y u no guy y u no use google?
bob geldof y u no like mondays?
pathmark y u no have nutella?
Ealing coach y u no have legroom?
Tufts Y U No Pick Snoop?
Water fountains y u Never work?
COLLEGE STUDENTS Y U REVIEWING IN STARBUCKS? REGULAR CUSTOMER NO MORE SEAT!!!
umbrella y u no keep my feet dry?
april first  y u no here yet !?
dr no y u no get your own name?
red team y u no stand on point?
YOU Y U NO FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER?
Ct y u no od shaye instead of luna?!
FELIPE    Y U NO STUDY?
batu y u no answer to me
Multiplay! Y U NO CLOSE TICKET? Problem solved!
Jaydev vai you no like dahi
America y u call burgers 'sandwiches'?
Awaydays y U no talk human?
STRAIGHT BEARS Y U NO LIKE MEN?
Y U NO CREATE A 'Y U NO'-MEME
Dissertation y u no code yourself?
APIDOPOULE Y U NO STOP MAKING THEORIES !
New elevator in MacDonald Engineering Building y u no work?
WINTER Y U NO LEAVE?!
TEACHERS Y U NO YOUNG!
Japanese y u no kill fail whale
charles y u no learn how to make memes
Name is mario Y U NO HAVE PLUMBER'S COSTUME?
IMAGINE Y U NO TELL ME RS NAME?1
Pali y u no like 2th floor?
Chick-fil-a  y u no open sunday!?
socially akward penguin y u no socially acceptable?
Lipscomb cheerleaders Y U No stfu?
Aker's hall y u no closer?
LARS ULRICH Y U NO PLAYING DRuM CORRECTLY
REDdit~!! Y U No LIKE ORIGINAL CONTENT?!
JCMV Y U NO give me LICENSE PLATES?
n00b y u no have diamondz?
mikes.. why you no reply quickly?
U OF T ADMIN Y U NO CAP TUTORIAL SIZES?
INtec  y u no easy?
Bill Gates Y U NO CANCEL THE DESTROY WIN XP PROJECT?
hey u y u no take arrow to the knee?
DEPLOYING OSPF IN ROUTER Y U NO CONNECT?!
Lebron Y U no put rogaine on forehead?
Steve Jobs Y U want make an expensive PRODUCts?
ATTTE PAKKANEN Y U NO EXPLAIN !?!?
Ana roth y u no ever  look ugly in any pic?
Y u know blank hole?
LEAP DAY Y U NO HOLIDAY?!
Samoas Why you so yummy?
BARGAINING TEAM Y U CAPITULATE CRAP CONTRACT?
Snowy Y u nO like Ps3?
redditors y u no upvote me?
SANDER VAn doorn y u no retweet me
extreme john y u no promote jill's post?
y u no like double M edit ?
OC ReMix Y U NO POST MY REMIX
TKE Y U NO DO STUDY HOURS??
UCC and cit memes Y u no use memes properly?
HEY MEME WHY DON'T YOU SPEAK BETTER ENGLISH?
yamen ayman y u no stop t3ml y u no comics :P
Page Y u no load?
messi why u no fall when they tackle?
HEY YOU Y U NO READ THIS
Andy reid y u no call timeout?!?
theatre majors y u no useful
Lilia y u no read script?!
facebook friends y u no make eye contact in public?
Futurama Fry Y U No get new contacts?
Mrs cooke why u no drink water in class
spam filter y u no filter spam?
VVVVaT!!? Y U NO SPEaK ENGLISH WELL!!
EgyPTIANS! Y U NO KNOW DIFFERENCE BETWEEN 'P' & 'B'?!
Rick Santorum y u not crucified?
EDWIN Y U SO GAY ??
najis why lynas !!!?
Smile Y U NO CARE ABOUT CODE A
JUJU DO YOU LOVE ME?
I AM BOY Y U NO CALL ME PRETTY?!
Y U No  Ready For Some football
lesbians y u no nice to boys??
Lesieli y u no going to duh disco??
Hot girl on Facebook Y u no add me?
everyone y u no like this?
Tick-tock croc Y U no leave my captain alone????
Boss y u no see how stupid Arvin is?
Hey ahana y u in almost all my classes :(
Study Buddy Y U NO KNOW?
i CHAT YOU MY PROBLEMS Y U NO LISTEN?!
Jack in the box y u no deliver?
Why you no die? I shoot you
Teachers Y You No fun
00Z model run y u no process faster!
Leah Y   u   no   on   Gchat
Brian Burke y u no accept reimer trade?
valley girls why you so slutty
Tuba Y U NO STOP LEAKING?
y u no Support Julian Assange
ECON LECTURE WHY YOU NO INTERESTING
BOYS!! Y WE NO HOSSEL VAKANTIE??
IMGUR Y U NO do MAINTENANCE when i don't have assignment to do!?
PENGUIN?? Y U NO FLY???
westminster women y u no able to resist sam spike?
TUMBLR Y U NO POST MY .GIF?!?!
shane try to kill u y u no leave him in bus?!
Baby Y U NO be like siblings
columbus y u no trade nash
Lubbock Y U No HAVE NICE WEATHER?!
john y u no pay attention
Statistics Y u NO easy
I.R.S. Y U NO GIVE ME MUNNIEZ
TURING y u no email me?!?!
LOGic and sets y u no use normal symbols?
@shannonk15 y u no reply?
Boeing y u no lease IP?!
Y U NO Display Images?
self y u no have any fitness?
Y U NO like facebook share
MR. Complainer Y U No shutup!!!
y u no use yellow?
DEE Y u no cut ur fringe a lil more
AMERICA
Y U NO HAVE PUDDINGBRoODJES
LIVERPOOL FC Y u no mind your business? y u no walk alone?
SONY Y U NO LET ME GO FULL NINJA?
PRINTING y U NO LESS EXPENSIVE
y u no say that  right
Copycat y u no stop likin' Whatever shit i like?
Ib y u no gimme 45?
mukul y u no drive
HOST Y U NO give slot?
FaceBook Y u no give me timeline?
RIOT y u no refund champions
OL&#205;MPIO Y U NO STRAIGHT?
PuriJa Y U NO USE MEME CORRECT?
fat chicks y u no dry out on land!?
Y U NO Understand I am  with cloud and not front end
zhiyi y u no allo!
today's music whats wrong with u?!
bonucci  y u still play ?
juventus y u no play without stealing ?
Why you no saxx-pair?
math y u no die?
washington y u no have more sunny days?
Uni Y U No Let us have funny meme page
Harlem globetrotters y u no lose??
SSX y u no haz multiplayer!?!?!
HEY U 9GAG PEOPLE Y U NO CHECK YOUR SPELLING BEFORE YOU POST YOUR CRAPPY MEME
pebbles in skate path y u make me eat shit?!
pretty girls y u no talk to me!?
RASPUTIN Y U NO DIE?
surprise butt sex y u no tell me when u CoMIN
George washington Y U No Like Cherries?
rick santorum y u such a dumb shit?
Grumpy Coxswain U No PUll 2k.  Be happy!
Mastering chemistry y u no have symbol
AMC Y U NO PLAY MOVIES I WANT?
SUPERNATURAL Y U ON BREAK TILL MARCH 16TH
Dubstep y u no sound gUd anymor?
pretty girl y u no like me
pretty girl y u no like me
KUSH Y U NO DRUIG
MIj... Y u no trust the system?
PRETTY GIRLS WHY U NO WANT ME
Barber Shops  y u no leave me alone??
Paypal y u no work?
Homework y u no do yourself ?!?
Americano Y u no spEak
Y U No GINGEMBRE
No six Y u no splain book?
HEY Y 4 U Take my Ideas!?
jordi! y u no tall?
DAVID Y U NO GIVE ME ANSWERS?!
Hakuna matata y u no work today ?!
PEOPLE WHY U POST QUOTE OF YESTERDAY?
chat y u no be alive?
OLIMAR! Y U NO PLUCK 100 PIKMIN IN BRAWL!?
time y u no slow down?
www.freeshaker.com why you no sign yet?
SPORTSDUDE y u no update the ranks?
women y u no drive properly?!
Y U NO Turn ichat on?!
hey nicki minaj y u no get ass reduction?
luke y u no join the dark side
boy y u no like me
ALL CAPS y u no make me sound nice?
Heisenberg Y U nO Certain!
EEVA's ASS Y U NO BE HERE?
Philosoraptor y u no have answers?
NINJA PLEASE Y U NO ON SKYPE
Y u no think Justin Beiber is not music
CHEMISTRY Y U NO MAKE SENSE
mann co crates y u no have unusuals
RIHANna y u no remember name
one piece y u no real
Morning Drivers y u no drive speed limit?
⊥XƎ⊥ &#161;ʎןןIS  ∩Oʎ  ʎHM
y u no recognize me?
Y U NO POST TO REDDIT?
CONOR LANGTON Y U NO COME IN!!???
Latin vocabulary Y U NO STAY IN MY MIND?!
Dennis Y u no take a picture with your iphone in front of a mirror?
Friends Y u no come party?
knock knock ? y u No get bell ?!
everybody y u no shut up for my song?
HQ Y U NO MAKE WEBSITE GOOD?
HEY TORRES Y U NO LOYAL?
omar sir y u no give AC in boys building?
Y you no give us the discount for inmusic tickets??
friend walks into library y u kno sit beside me
MELANCHOLY Y U No let up?!
Dumbledore Y YOU NO KILL TOM RIDDLE WITH TIME TURNER?
Chelsea y u no have work to do?
mariz!! y u no let me copy ur answer!?
The ARTIST Y U NO TALKING?
you y u no go out from my mind
4I Y U NO SHOW RESPECT?!
M&#246;hrchen! Y U NO HAve aldi!
canteen y u no serve curry noodle more than twice a week?!
y u no kill pedomelv  before it lays eggs
james corden if you fancy the jonas brothers y u no cover your belly??!!?
people who stop and talk on bridge y u no keep walking!
i saved your life in cod y u no saved mine?!?
Friends Y U NO Stop hitting on uniterestet girls
Braude internet Y u no Work?
JEWS Y U NO LIKE GAS SHOWERS?
GOD Y U NO SHOW YOURSELF?
WEED Y U NO LEGAL?
MEXICANS Y U NO SHAVE YOUR MOUSTACHE?
JEWS Y U NO LIKE SHOWERING WITH GAS?
Trenton y u no remember who use calculator
alice why you so happy all the time!?
jetlag y u no go away?
aishwarya shridhar why u no love me?
Intern Y u walk on Grass!
dogs y u lick your shit?!
Nate young Y u no have cigarettes?
Middle east y u so middle earth?
Max
accounting kourse y u no ez lyke pie?
I HAVE A DIRECTOR OUT THERE WHO IS VERY UPSET.  AND IT'S NOT ME. AND HE'S VERY UPSET.
chatroulette why you no show boobies
Microsoft Sync Framework Y u no resolve conflicts peacefully?
Atheists Y U no love?
atheists y u no love?
Light at Los Carneros & Hollister y u no ever green?
Oscars Y U Hate Harry potter??!!
dellz y u no fine??
Y U No Respond?!
Woody allen y u no go to oscars?!
Nicole
Academy Y u no appreciate Drive
hey academy y u no give oscar to lubezky?
Girls Y U like justin biber?
someone asks for link that OP won't post Y u no investigate?
punk y u not dead?
ELO HELL ? Y U NO LET ME OUT ?!?
Jimtimmy Y U NO LIKE BLACK PEOPLE?
Enno Y U NO PLAY BLC WITH ME
Y U cheatin teh system
djs y u no look after our cds?
HOOKER Y U NO FREE?
Scott oswalt y u no assign good writing prompts?
Gawker Y U No Like Commenters?
Ciara Ellis y u so close yet so far away?
Glow why you no show ip ? !!
Amanda y u no knows memegenerator.net?
airplane black box y u no black?
french guys y u no play goooood
Talking To Me Boyfriend With A Smiley Face.. O-K Y U Start Using Winkey Face And Heart Symbols?
You have girls on lock? y u no tell truth?
Y U No Guy Y your arms connected by triangle?!
Abedin y u no keep 205 clean?
aSI  Y U SO GAY
batman y u no serious?
Ms adams  y u no speak french
oana y u no marry me?
us embasSY Y U NO GIVE ME VISA ?!
sewanee why your weekends so short??
Naimi Y u no come to school
People y u stupid
Tharki!!! y u no get life n leave princess alone!!!!
Lameiro y u no publish our death sentence?
Y u no get better insults?
SCOTLAND Y u no win rugby? Ever?
people of the internet why do you no have proper grammar
German  Y U no easy?!
MeDIC! Y U No ready to charge?
Garrard y u no let us leave instruments in manoukian lobbey
OdEd Y u no come to school?
THESIS Y U NO WORK
Bayern Y U No Play everytime like this?!
CRIMSON LANCE Y U NO USE NEW-U STATION
Hey you guys Y u no love me?
BF3 Y U NO HAVE FOOTSTEPS?
Melli Why u talk so much
Y U NO  FOLLOW BRAYDAAAN?!
cicakanal  y u no привет!!?
daclub y u no take picture of me
Svenja Y U NO STOP PLAYING ANNO?
School Board  Y u no listen to students?!
xbox y u no let me xbox without update?!
gave me ur number Y u no reply text!!
HOGWARTS Y U NO SEND ME LETTER YET?!?!
rum & coke y all the rum on the bottom?!
MACBOOK Y U NO CHEAPER?
chupa chups y u no open moar easily??
G6 SLR Y U NO FIGHT BACK?!
Vending Machines  y u no take coins!!!
LeBron James Y U NO ENter dunk contest?
girlfriend y u no put out?
Generate Y U NO ENTER TEXT?
GENERATE Y U NO Choose language?
MAI'S DAD y U NO LET HER STAY
Cod Live  Y U No Easy?
Na'imah y u no stop bothering me?!
y u no lwr kahr?
TONY  Y U SO GRUMPY?
other languages! y u no have subtitles
Stumbleupon y u no let me get off chair
Pretty girl!! Y U NO TAKE OFF UGLY SPECS?!!!
Botox Y U no fix my face??
HOrse y u no unicorn?
Plantains y u no taste like banana
L4D Y U No PLAY ANY GOOD?
Eoin y u no shave
ODD Y u No pour beer anymore
StUPID BEAN Y U NO LIKE PUNS?
RSC CLASS 77 y u no discount?
faisal y u no get married?!
Math 2 Y u no become easy ??
NAdine
guys y u no shut up and listen?
mashrou' leila y u no make new album
pakistan cricket team y u stress me out!!
Deea Y U NO eat normal food?
u no know y u know i know u know you know y
JAMIE Y U NO SPELL GOOD
Y U NO ANSWER ME?
news media y u no be fair to ron paul ?!
Y U NO EXCUSE BEFORE U FART??!
Ohh arthritis Y u no like cold weather as much as i do?!
Pussycat Y u no tell me whats new?
Luna y u no hs?
fone... y u no stop vibrating?
addmath y u no solve ur own problem?! grown up!!
Slow driver y u No use inner lane?!
NAJIB Y U NO STOP LYNAS?
college parties y u no have food?
Stayed up till 2am before road run writing proposal y u no comment?
life y u no have meaning?
Esquilha y U So sexy?
Nadia y u no learn with me today?
Luke Y u no use the force?!
ANDY Y U NO LIKE SHYVANA
Superviser Motin: BUa
Danny Worsnop Y u no ask alexandria
GANGSTAS Y U WONT MAKE ME UNBANNED? BY HAVING SEX?
ELIE Y U NO DIE FROM SIDA?
siddhi y u be so silly?
Open up internet explorer Y u Know Use Firefox?
CS NETWORK STUDENTS Y U NO FORMAT SERVER MESSAGES CORRECTLY
Y U NO Buy Me Playstation Vita
SARA WHY U TATTOO YOUR BF ON YOUR ARM!
weekend y u no come faster
you shower y u no clean
Girl Y U NO LIKE ME?
Facebook Girl y u no hot like in profile pic?
MADISON Y U NO READ?
MELBOURNE WEATHER Y U NO STAY SAME FOR 5 MINS?
ONE PIECE Y U ON BREAK THIS WEEK
Guys y u no sleep with osim
Nex y u no play era?!
Facebook Y U NO let me tag?
shoppers y u no put clothes back on their hangers?
Antropologists y u no mind your own business???
internet explorer Y u no stop viruses!
Phone battery y u no last long!
john y u no call romina
MAx! Y u no make me feel smart
MORRY Y U NO MSG BACK?
International law y u so vauge
DR. HEMMLE Y U NO MOVE PA MIC AWAY FROM YOUR MOUTH
GREG!!! Y U NO UPWAFT WITH ME!!
forehead y u no visible?
SONO Y U NO VEM NA HORA CERTA???
CoopWasHereLawl Y U NO NOTICE ME?
Ernbergler Y U NO MAEK VIDS!?!
blade & buffy Y U no kill the Twilight guys?
REAL MADRID Y U NO WIN OVER BARCA ?!
CITIZENS OF DISTRICT 12 Y U NO WIN HUNGER GAMES?!
Lauren Why U No Here?
Don frapp y u no open already?
y u no like my status?
Max Bemis y U so good at writing lyrics?
Hey you y u no save before boss fight!
Willi Y u no drunk
HEy! y u no have timeline?
AIRPLANE  Y U SAY NO SMOKING BUT HAVE ASHTRAY?!
nyeri men y u no get divorce?
peace walker snake y u no crawl?
Eminem y u so obsessed with me
FRANCH Y U NO GOT PRESENT PERFECT?!
Black Girl Y U NO HAVE GOOd Lacefront
Mouse y u n work
CSEP y u no supply EXAM info?
Balkans y u no full of vampires !?
Practice Rooms y u no have music stand annnnd chair?
Y U NO LEGALIZE  MARIJUANA
Timeline Y u no change back?
Acta y u no like free internet
frg10 y u no got back together with dany?
ALLY
Parents Y U no leave home to let us have sex?
People Y U no follow swinging-with-the-old-stars
jon why y no make spor music nomore
hey ryan y u no call homies while in bootcamp?
facebook y u keep updating?
Boyfrand Why you troll girlfrand?
Facebook y u no stop changing?
people on road why u not know how to drive!!!
Radu Y U NO LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER
flunkyball y u no olympic?!
REBECCA Y U NO GET OLD?
flunkyball y u no olympic?!
Facebook Friends y u no like my status?
LYNAS WHY U COME TO MALAYSIA ??!!!
STUNKA Y U NO PICK UP WIMEN
chiropractors Y U No adjust anymore?
Lazare!!! Y U no ditch school??
AMAZIng AT PHOTOGRAPHY AND PRINTMAKING Y U TEACH DESIGN?
Fun. y u no as good as the format?
hoeness y u no fire heynckes?
i am romanian y u no let me cheat??!!
classmates y u no understand my jokes
clarkston schools y u no have snowday!?
CARLos Y u No talk to boss?
Stephen y u no lose weight when drink juice
SARA Y U No change relationship STATUS?
ANSHUMAN Y U NO STUDY?
janvi y u no reply?
meme y u no pretty?
ovechkin Y u no play like mvp?
Y U NO SHOW ME THIS EARLYER........BY BEJ
HOUSE Y U NO KEEP GOIN?
Frank Gehry Y U No Stop making Ugly buildings
STEPHANIE WHY U NO WAKE UP?
NINTENDO y u no make pokemon on smartphones?
studium... y u no get it?
MEME GENERATOR Y U NO DELETE http://memegenerator.net/Hetalia-No-Sekai FOR INSERTING LINK IN OTHER MEMES CHARACTER DESCRIPTION????
Y BLACK NO GO FIRST IN CHESS?
Visual Studio 11 Y U no have colors?
Dear dad Y u no give me iphone ?
NERDTRON!!! Y U NO LET ME HAVE SANITY AND LOW BLOOD PRESSURE ?
y u no shut up
Good girls y u no exist?
you y u no listen to boromir?
JACK Y U SO GAY?
JAPANESE EVENTS y u no come when am free
le GF Y U NO REPLY MY EMAILZ
favorite shirt y u no clean?
Y u no use line break?
HIMYM Y U NO FUN anymore?
COLIN Y U SO GAY.
Barca fan y u no madrid ashraflkum?
LAYLAAAAA y u no agree with me
DAN AND LISA Y U NO LOOK AFTER YOUR OWN KIDS?
programming y u no easy 1
Utopia Y U NO
One west Y u no Hut Hoe?
desiree Y U NO CHECK MAILBOX
best friend y u no chuck norris?
sam ruff Y U NO EAT SOMeTHING?!
Girlfriend Y U NO ANSWER PHONE?
zach Why u no wanna fap all day
QuRANISTS Y U NO Do SunnaH?
ERIC Y U NO leave me alone?
printer y u no print faster
steven
Chubbards y u no open on reading break?
BABE Y U NO TELL ME U LOVE ME
Arrow to knee memes y u no take arrow to the knee!
Smith College girls y u no wear pearls and cashmere to atract amherst boys?
CALVIN CHAU We meet again
Y U no bReak woman Breaaaak !!
HEY CONSERVATIVES Y U NO ROBO CALL ME!?
Y U NO CLEAN YOUR OWN EMBALMING TABLE
marijuana y u no legal
DANNY why you no marry me?
TANNER Y U SOLD THE SUBARU
arturo y u no bring me some waterr biatch!!
Y U NO GET MATH?
radar display y u always mereng-mereng
SAS CHAT Y NU NO TALK ABOUT GIRLS ALREADY?
J.K. Rowling
Y U NO LIKE OATL?
filthy maggots y u no join
Viktor Y U NO DO MORE DMG?
Gay Ray y u no like girls!?
Owen Why u so gay
Tabitha y u hairflip so much
PLINIO Y U NO STOP CHASING US???
ipod touch Y U No have  crossfade!!?
Vegetables y u no taste good?
voters y u no like my post
girl y u no flirt back?
Sleeping with sirens why you no come to milwaukee again
MAGGIE Y U NO MAKE BED?
Facebook Y u no let me study?
DELIVErer why u no post new song???
NFS Y U NO TOYOTA CROWN?
no good friend y u no shut up?
3rd world success y u no on meme generator
Love Y U NO LEAVE me live in peace?
FACEBOOK GIRL! Y U NO STOP MAKING RETARDED DUCK FACES!?!
sebastian y u no here?
you Make a good poopoo
Joe why u no touch my heiny?
Y U NO LAUGH?!
Meganne y u no make meme for me?
Y U No Cul?
Y u no PAY attention IN CLASS!
BORIS THE BLADE Y U NO AS GOOD AS THE RED SHORE?
people who brag about ugly stuff y u no shut up!
Daisy  y u no take advil
Zelda Y u no kiss link?!
pENN STATE MEMES y u no love dan mcgarvey??
Trevor Y U NO STFU?
purse y u so purple lol
sarah palin y u no die?
teacher y u no just tell us answers
teacher y u no just tell us answers
P.E. Teachers y u no get a proper degree?
COMPUTER WHY U NO READY?
HOT WATER Y U NO STAY HOT
Tumblr y u no have sent messages tab?
michael jackson y u no black?!
reply girl y u no point camera at face?
Millie! Y U No Talkin' to me?!
SainsBURY'S Y U NO HAVE PEANUT BUTTER KITKAT CHUNKEE'S?
Campers Y U NO MOVE
Tanya y u no listen to my wize advices?
Kelly  Y U Break Stuff?
SEX LIFE  WHY U NO EXIST?!
Losira Y U NO MAKE MUTAS
HEY TREXW_ELA Y U SO STRONK?
queen of england y u no die!?
youtube video y u no available in my country
Hameeda Y U No Keep shit to yourself?
All of the above y u no ever wrong answer?
Scented Candle Y U No make me relaxed?
.. ال?جر يأذن من هنا  ! النت يقطع من هنا
Dinner Y U NO HAVE SPAGHETTI TODAY
french fries y u no french
Technikal team Y U no technikal
e3 2012 y u no come faster?
Barcelona Y U no stop paying refs?
MICHA? Y U NO REPLY???
MINWOO ME STOMACH EXPLODED
lady gaga y u no die already?
Selena Gomez y u no have boyfriend?
school... y u so frustrating?
Reporter pq trocou o morguete pelo michel tel&#243;?
Lawr brief y u no write yourself
y u no come online
Asian parents y u no open minded?!
W.A.R. Y U NO PLACe in VU got talent?
Bro Y u no have time for me?
Fernando torres Y U No score goals?
loopback y u no work???
jvb y u no believe me about ice cream sandwiches??
Youtube Full screen y u no use already buffered video
Pompous fools! y u no pay millions of dollars for my arts?
Red bull y u no give me wings?
webkit2webprocess.exe Y U No responding all the time?
CSU has interlink to avoid weather y u no open on sundays?
GIRLS WHy you make duck face
PEOPLE on facebook y u no go to bed when you say you go to bed?
why you no winning?
ktm adventure fuel tanks y u no fit!?
coach harlan y u no teach history
MYSTERY BOX Y U NO GIVE ME RAY GUN!?!
ana cacho  y u so heartless and killed ur kid
George devalier y u no Update?
y u no  teach history
Mama w baba y u think hugs lead to sex?!
facebook y u no let me remove totally my account
meme generator y u no gimme a bigger picture
Zerg players Y U No Learn strategy other than 6 pool
8th graders why you no shut the hell up
PS3 Y U NO HAVE HULU INSTEAD OF HULU PLUS
Hot chocolate Y U No cool down?
ms.brown Y U no understand how much work you give !
Y u No Get BONERS?
Golux y u no sure?!
rachel mcadams y u no remember your lovers?!
Librarians Y U NO BE MORE LIKE MILF
TED MOSBY Y U SO STUPID
U NO FROM BEIT HANINA! Y U NO SPEAK FALA7I?
rachel mcadams y u no remember your lovers?!
Kovacs Y U NO MAKE SENSE
ghosts y u no go to heaven
America y u no vote for ron paul?!
people on steam y u always afk?
HUMPTY DUMPTY Y U NO SIT ON BENCH LIKE NORMAL PERSON?!
underage girl y u no write back
rasmus v&#228;i u n&#246; shut up?!
got my hand stuck checking for change in the parking ticket machine hand y u no fit!!!
geo y u no listen to mary sue?
bronte porter y u no luv me
NECROPHAGIST Y U NO MAKE NEW ALBUM?
WIZ KHALIFA PARODY ACCOUNTS
Steven y u no like kendrick lamar?
GRANDPARENTS Y U NO UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THAT RUNS ON ELECTRICITY
Pokemon y u no round to 650?
sinny y u no message back?!
FIRST YEARs Y U NO MAKE SWW REQUESTS
Tinie Y U no stop disturbing london?
Guild Wars 2 y u no give me ?
German cars y u no have cup holders
neighbors y u no take down christmas decorations?
Hey atm... y u no open?!?!
parents Y U NO UNDERSTAND ME LIKE MEMES?
COOKIES Y U COST MONEY?
Y U no eat that sandwich
suzanne tey why u no expensive?!
Dumb girl in social stratification class y u so racist?  Half of our class is black
Dude! y u don't play skirim?
Ms. Favretto y u no teach?!
PHYSICAL THERAPY SCHOOL Y U NO GIVE ME GRANTS?
YOP BOTTLE Y U NO OPEN?
ROHAN BANERJEE Y U NO TAKE AMT
virginity y u no get lost
virginity y u no go away
doom 3 y u no give more light in levels
Johns Corner Store Y u No has Griz Mint!
girl who sang the blues y u no happy news!?
TORCIDA UNICA ? MAS PQ VILSON
ANDREW BRANDON CHAN Y U NO DO YOUR OWN LAUNDRY
Brother Y u no come home from college?
Heidegger Y U NO quote in english
Brit awards Y U No let me Finish My Acceptance Speech?
twitter y u no allow 141 characters!?
Facebook Girls y u no make sense
sam en mees y u no stop posting shit on dumpert and 9gag
WATER y u no bottled in summer
PERSONS Y U NO READ BIO?!
Up Phase 1 Why U No have Dryers
Y U NO GET BNZ?!
Sealand y u no a real country ?!
This is y u have no friends
PEOPLE! YOU PROTEST SOPA BUT... y u NO PROTEST NDAA & PATRIOT ACT!?!
hot bangali guys... y u no exist?
herpes y u no go away
Enterprise y u no have economy car?
Elsa Y u No put the pr&#243;f in fb?
follows shoe ad to website y u no have shoes in ad?
charlie y u no shut door behind u?!?!
Susanne Y U NO WATCH MOVIE WITH ME
People y u no let me use ur wifi
Y U NO LOVE ME ANJAN!
murder y u so hard to perfect?
boston university y u no send acceptance letter already?
Toilet paper y u no tear at perforation?
Kurdi y u no buy horse?!?
kurdi y u no country why
mARWA y u big lips  why
GLORIOUS MASTER RACE
sparknotes y u no have book i need?
Oakland university y u build mote instead of lower tuition?
YOUTUBE WHY YOU SUSPEND RUCK RUCK ALI ACCOUNT
Eminem Y U NO AFRAID?
Mark y u no shut the f**k up?
Middle lift y u no work?
University of Utah Y u no have parking
samuel verhaest y u no pick up phone
second aorist forms y u no make sense?
Y U NO USE MEMES CORRECTLY?
TRABELSI... Y U No stay in israel?!
brain y u no think of clever meme?!
I don't always use memes But when I do I use them incorrectly.
Verizon fios Y u no liek Funimation chanel?
EGYPTIANS Y U NO THINK?
ну почему фильм 'так?и' показывают каждый год по 10 раз
UNDERGRAD RESEARCH ASSISTANT Y U NO EMAIL ME?
SAM Y U NO AT WORK
2 Fruits Y U No cheaper than 3 fruits
infinity ward y u no fix all the shit wrong with mw3???
jeremy lin y u no safe the world from hiv instead of playing basketball?
HYUNA Y U NO MARRY ME?
jenny y u no make me tea?!
vanilla m&#252;ller light y u no milkybar pudding?
B10b Y u No make sense?
Moses Y U NO GET US OUT OF DESERT?!
Selena gomez y u no straight?
suzaini why you no give bio tips ??
404 y u no found?
Prakash Y U NO LIKE ME?
NAUGAS Y U NO OPEN DOOR?
Emil Y U NO make positiv johnz?
ugp y u reached the 40k
Nespresso Enthusiasts y u no try Volluto Grand Cru
SERGIO! Y U No stfu?!
hacker in the lobby y u no boost me?
Y WE NO FACEBOOK FRIENDS?!
Freshmen in back of library y u no quiet
CAVE JOHNSON Y U NO LIKE LEMONS?
memegenerator.net Y U Make Me Procrastinate!?
DEVONTE Y U DO THIS ?
Berea college
ANILKUMAR Y U No STOP TALKING
RaywilliAmjoHnsoN Y u no Troll the trolls
Teacher: make sure you get enough sleep Then y u give so much homework
whitney houston
ME Y U NO MAke funny MEME?
Classic Minecraft  Y U No work for Mac
Final cut pro y u no render fast?
LIPA Y U NO PUT POWER BACK ON IN TIMELY FASHION
animals as leaders y u no come to poland?
Rocky VI y u no stop 5 rocky's ago?
new characters y u no funny?
Rot-haarigus person warum du nein hast seele?!
hans zimmer y ur music so awesome?
Y U No HAVE SWAG?!?!?
Proxy Y U No WORK
Y U No Respect Mogwai?
Old 9gag users Y u no come back on the vote page???
blood y u no stay in head
J.COLE Y U NO HIT IT IN THE EVENING?
Serena y u no reply
JOHNNY Y U NO PLAY ENGRISH CARDS?
advice dog y u no give good advice?
pRADEEP
levere y u no see me more often
Martin k. perry students y u no stay awake in econ 102?!
mom  y u no call me?
y u no fail tier. it's just same dumb joke over and over
Poe toaster y u no toast poe?
mATHS Y U NO MAKE SENSE?
BF3 Y U NO RECONNECT?
SINNERS Y U NO CLEAN TOILET?!
raad y u no wack all derry deelers
Bastian why u no stay well
Fiance's Socks y u no match?
VP Sports Y U NO VOTE STEFAN #1
Jimmy fell over y u no pick him up?!
damm yu eskimos y u no skinny??
Y U No  lick my balls?
Peeps Y U NO STFU
MOLLY Y U NO ANSWER MY TEXTS?
TIREDNESS y u only occur when it's not time to sleep?
reality y u no hit harder?
Beyond.pl y u no hire me?!
crush Y U NO facebook addicted like other people?
Sashimi cook Y u no cook my fish?
Nigeria bank manager y u uze yahoo email?
mc donald's y u no sell hot dogs ?!
11 y u no pronounced onety-one?!
ME Y u no become fat??
Katy perry Y U NO KISS ME?!
Nintendo Y U NO LEARN!?
FANTAsY Y U NO EXIST IN THIS WORLD?
jonathan y u no stop laughing?!
hotdogs y u no come in boobies shape???
RAIKES Y U NO RELOAD??
GRADUATING ARTS STUDENTS Y U NO DONATE
Girls Why u no give duck there pose back
BRAZZERS y u no leave my childhood alone
y u no use good strat?
dep-ed y u no suspend class?
Princess Y U SO CONTAGIOUS?
wiimote y u no work with htc sense
cocaine y u no kill charlie sheen?
sushi restaurant y u have mexican chef?!
Sarah Dunmire! Y u no have mono yet?!
dubstep guns! y u no exist?!?
INTERNET Y U NO TELL ME ABOUT MEMEGENERATOR.NET EARLIER?
birthday!!! y u no everyday???
dubsteppers y u no stand still??
song i want to hear... y u no in winamp???
sexy girl y u no pinch ma ass?
Lucas y u no feed jar-jar to rancor?!
Not understanding statistics y u no text 4 help?
corn y u no listen
forever alone guy y u no meet another forever alone guy??
hotdogs y u know come looking like boobies
chancho! i need to borrow some sweats!!!
massachusetts drivers y u no get LICENSE?
GOOGLE CHROME Y U NO HAVE PLUS ON TAB BUTTON?
BOARDS OF CANADA Y U NO PRODUCE ANYMORE
MOLLY KRISTIC Y u no less hip?
marijuana y u no legal?
memes Y U so hard to explain to ia people?!?!?!
SCALP!! Y U NO ITCH WHEN CAN SCRITCH
Brandon Y u no like ur dogs?
LEProsy why u no stop eating my flesh
SNEHA Y U NO LIKE OLD PEOPLE
Asians Y u no do my homework?!?!?!?
Memes y u so addicting?
supervisor y u no reply my email
Mrs lindquist Y u give so much homework
Porkins Y U No Pull up?
Mark y u no stay in engeland?!
stephen colbert y u no do new show?
people on caf duty y u no leave me alone?
FAQ moderator Y U TAKE SO LONG
Prosser SHOWERS Y u NO HAVE HOT WATER?
People on caf duty y u no leave me alone?
procrastination y u no let me do work
marijuana y u no legal yet?
Students
quarterbacks y u no black?
y u no insert text at top of me?
boredomist Y U NO ALLOCATE MEMORY
PEG8000 Y U NO dissolve???
CHRIS BROWN Y U NO TURN OFF THE MUSIC?
Tummy time: Y u no get any easier?
Alex Y U No Ride Bikes anymore?
Brain Y U no remember important things?!?
Kitopher y u neva on facebook?
USER Y U NO MAKE GOOD MEME
Girls Y U No Like lord of the rings?
DUTch lady y u no give us koffiemelk?
Gentlemen's society y u no let girls in?
Sick people y u no stay home?
Facebook Y U NO stay same
ITUNES Y U NO WORK!?!?
Leah y u no get my number?
Other Houses  Y u no Toole House?
WHY U NO CREDIT ME TOO?
EVA Y U NO PLAY MW3 ON PC?!
CSUSB Teachers Y u no put grades on blackboard!!
UNF Memes y u no show up in search bar?
INTERnet y u so slow?
Y U No WEAr Wrist wraps?
Prices Y U No stay the same
POCKET lint y u no cash?!
Facebook y u no scroll with 'j' key like 9gag
FEELINGS! Y U TASTE DO GOOD???
aDMIN. Y U NO POST MY MEME ON THE MAIN WALL?
brazzers ads y u kill my boner?
Washing up Y U Omnipresent?
y u no make da videoz
makoto itou y u no use condom?
GIRLS Y U NO STOP DRAW CAT WHISKERS IN YOUR CHEEKS ?
GOOGLE CHROME Y U NO STOP CRASHING ?
Y U NO FOLLOW bon-qui-qui-sha-nay-nay-jones
UARTS Y U NO play dance music at parties
Der Kommissar y u no in town?
Cooks funky sausage  Why u no clean Pan??
DEA Y U NO BELIEVE IN FREE ENTERPRISE
DENNYS COOK Y U NO SPEAK ENGLISH
REAL LOVE Y U NO EXIST?
SANTA CLAUS
Cosplayers y u troll pepole?
DonevA Why u no speak English?
Tendulkar y u no get 100 centuries?
support y u no denie!!!
Universe
Lacuna Coil Y U No Come back to new jersey?!
MATCH.COM Y U NO FIND ME DATE
REGGIE Y U NO KEEP ME HIGH?
Jeremy lin Y u no black
Jeremy lin Y u no black
Grave Desecrator Y U NO play in NRW?
Ryan hollins y u no good?
Ji sung park y u no japanese
TEACHERS WENT TO OXBRIDGE Y U NO RICH?
TRENDING PAGE Y U NO load faster
Rabiaal y u no finish the 3 chicken?
Relational algebra Y u no have group by
jarvan y u no stop feeding
CHRIS.... Y U NO SHOW ME SUM SUM
Teammate Y U No Huck it to me in END ZONE?!
Valve Y u no count to three ?
JOSEPHINE y u no do my tbh?
Y U NO like good music like Nickelback
friend y u no answer call?
Tumblrians Y u no follow
Y U NO HOT
Y U NO LET ME POST?
stupid girl y u no like give head?!
Chris y u no wear deodorant?
byakuya y u no smile more?
pizza guy
cherry creek school district y u no let me use fencing for pe credit?
rod of ages blows y u no get rabadons
Kevin Y U NO GET MOAB
bASKETBALL COURT IN THE M.P.H NO HOOPS
Will y u no good at riddles?
Dave Why You So White
Feminists Y U no logic?
little brown dog y u make such terrible noises??????????????
Pc world Y u no pay me
Pc world Why won't you pay me
Girl on facebook y u no stop sharing your photo
you know you're from felix-leclerc when everyone says 'wallah' even if they're not muslim.
JOKEDEX Y U NO BUILT YET?
no homework? turn in at 7:15 am
BRANDON KRUEGER Y U NO LIKE MV MEMES?!?
COLD Y U NO LEAVE ?
MOHAMMAD Y U NO WEAR PANTS IN WINTER?
Live Off Campus? Y U No vote for Camille Mohle
Ryan Gomes Why you still play?
Thierry Henry y u no join handball team?
MONKEYS Y U STILL AROUND
fazila y u no study?!
ragnvald  y u no here?!?
benzin y u no cheap?
managers y u no give a raise?
meme jokes y u no be funny?
y u need twitter u have friends on fb
helicoptrs with gunned men y u never hit the target?
frostburg internet y u no let twiiter work after dark
theater appreciation student Y u NO SHUT-UP DURING FIRST HALF OF SHOW?
Dave y u no give 6000psi table
Y U No do's
kevin y u never get women?!?!
PAST SELF Y U NO CARE ABOUT PRESENT SELF?
gIRLS
sunshine y u no stay when we go to castle park
CARO
I WAVED AT YOU Y U NO WAVE BACK?
osama  y u no like abu zaid
BLUEJ y u no have tabs for editing?!
HAHAHAHA Dvar can now do this
That no look like alive Y U No use chuck testa!?
icefilms y u no load faster??
yUNHO AND JAEJOONG Y U NO DO TROUBLEMAKER LIKE SUNGYEOL ANG SUNGJONG?!
dear mosquito y u no stop buzzing in my ear ?!!!
winter y u come so late
ADAM SANDLER  Y U NO FUNNY ?
YAASHVINHY Y U NO ONLINE BACK?
Bum Y U No Spare Change?!
LIne Y u no straight?
bme pain olympic y u not try another sport?
Dear Mosquito y u no stopp buzzing in my ear ?!!
Malays y u no punctual?
Greece Y u no bay dents
y U NO USE MENTIONS
Metal fans y u no stop calling alt rock 'pop'?
hey buddy y u no keep a safe distance?
KARA Y U NO COME TO INDONESIA ?
original super mario why you have no save!?
marin county Y U NO HAZ diversity?
Y U NO HOW MUCH I MISS YOU
mark zukerberg  y u no die
rachael y u no bring the books
troller y u no 'y u no'?
People y u no simple!?
SNSD y u no come malaysia!
VALVE Y U NO COUNT TO 3!
Rebecca black y u no disappear?
Albanians Y U no stop being eurotrash
NISHA! y u no stay in berkeley?
Late night cafe Y u No open late at night?
Y U No take out cardboard
Other tire y u blow out after i fix one
SyFy y u no sci-fi
why does everything i sell get returned.
Blanchard A.T.M y u No Work All Week?!
BLIZZARD WHY U NO TAKE MY MONEY!?!?
Sir Mix alot Y U NO want none unless they got buns?
MC HAMMER Y I NO TOUCH THIS?
admin y u no post nothing?
hangover y u no go away!
castiel y u no come back before March 9?
Neighbor's Dog Y U No Shut up?
Rachel mcadams y u not remember anything?
Sony Ericsson  Why u no call me?! :(
DEAR BEDROOM  Y U NO TIDY UP YOURSELF?
Why you no buy Me iPhone
Facebook friends y u no lms or comment on my posts?!?
Alfredo y u no work this weekend!?
KKK Y NO U STOP BURNIN CROSSES
ameican woman y u no stay away?
Patriots Y u no win to giants?
williams y u no use words
EMILIO  WHY U NO GO TO CHiPOTLE
ALFALAH SHS Y U NO HOLIDAY AT SATURDAY
Mr.poindexter y u no beatbox til last day?
Hey you kids on my lawn Y U No Get OFF?
AlySsa Y u no just let me buY u sOmething
Mexicans Y U No stop driving lowriders
Meme Generator Y U make me choose language?
MACDONALDS Y U NO HAVE MAYO CHICKEN WITHOUT MAYO
RIO
meme generator y u no load faster?
madonna! y u no grow old gracefully?
titanic look-out man y u no see mountain of ice size of tijuana?
5:00 Why u so slow to get here?
ich bin  DER SCH&#214;NSTE
Y U NO  BLOG PICTURZ??
abbie newton  y u like nerds
aco with peb y u have no pencil?
3D films Y U no 3D?
AVB  Y u no drop Bosingwa?
bridge y u no know?
basement snack machine y u no have hersheys
BABATRON Y U NO STOP PICKING LIPS?!
Cory and jamie why you no go out?
boys y u no make me a SANDWICH?
Students y u no dress in 80's!
JUSTIN BIBER Y U NO LIKE GOOD MUSIC
Library Computers Y u so feckin' slow?!
y u no approve message
emo thread y you no update anymore
CLIENT WHY U NO ATTACH INVOICE
Y u no join Pink Patrons of pain
FACEBOOK y u no lemme see comments?
Sims Game y u no load faster!
wwefannation y u NO COMMENTS on ztls?
STUDENTs.. Y U NO WRITE ON WHITE BOARD
White girls
James Why u no time zone?
Y U no answer phone?  .
SRM  Y U NO GIVE UNblocked wifi..!!!
ANDY BLUM Y U NO LIKE MEMES?!?
EXT4 file DELETION Y U SO SLOW?
y u no stop!!!
Jaye Y U NO GET YOUR WATER DELIVERED
girl with yoga pants at supermarket y u no walk 10ft to put cart away?
FAMily y u no stop sending me zynga game gifts!?
unf servers y u no work during housing selection
It is halal y u no do mutah with me?
Package dependencies Y U NO RESOLVE !!!!
lesson plans y u no write yourself?
SUN Y U NO WARM EUROPE ?
cats y u like to sleep on my car
Oboe y u no stay in tune
MEME Y U NO SHOW UP
drake y u no respond to commons diss?
rice lady y so much rice?
MEME CUPCAKES BAKER Y U NO INCLUDE ME?
Heiley poon y u no use red plastic bag?
203 Y U NO DO YOUR DUTIES?!
brain y u no gave me ideas when i need them
y u no want tangy barbecue?
cool kids Y U ALWAYS BACK STAB EVERYONE
Cool Kids Y U ALWAYS BACK STAB Everyone
female friend Y U No want my body?!
quantum y u no certain?
Announcements at lunch y u no quiet!!!
Jason Y U No Negotiable????? make Harder to plan trip
My bwoay y u no listen to mummyjee?
Chelsea handler Y u unfunny scumbag?
skrillex fans! y u no understand that not all electronic music requires drops to make it enjoyable!
Announcements at lunch Y u so loud!!!
PHILADELPHIA Y U NO ALWAYS SUNNY?
Complex Showers y u no work?!
GAMA Y U HAVE NO LIFE?
Workers Y U No care about my bonus?
On/off couples y u no stay broken up?
Calgary y u never win in overtime?
seizures y u no aorgijasofijasofidjjog909p;;;;;;;;;;;
Chris brown Y they let u on Grammys?!?!
Ford Y U have such tiny doors?
thai-wer y u no low enuf?
mr Austin  y u no teach material
COLIN!!!! I LOVE YOU!!!!
y u no wit kobe when he shoot in tha gym
Shorty awards y u no let me vote syndicate?!
PHILADELPHIA Y U NO ALWAYS SUNNY?
Megan y u no wear LINGERIE more
Y U MAKE NO SENSE?
LOUD GIRL Y U LIVE ON QUIET FLOOR?
Alambama
FRENCH HOMEWORK Y U NOT IN ENGLISH
Robs cafe Y u no let me swipe friends in?
newteachers y u take my phone?
Facebook y u no let me get shit done
I ask you if you want to do something with me Y U No say 'No' instead of ignore me?
david y u take my mayo
Wellness center y u no convienient location
FEET Y U NO GET WARM UNLESS I RUB YOU?
GIRLFRIEND  y u no make me a sandwich?
charlene why you no go home
Sky plus box y u have UNNECESSARY usb port
Tesco Y U no pay Proper Wage?!
MAP MAKERS Y U NO PUT IN ORES
KIM Kardashian why u such a slutburger?
robertbowlingsucks why you make pointless topic
Graduate school why you no accept me?!
stephen tyler why u no walk my way?
y U No park in the lines!
Y U No  select language?
Y U NO  LET ME KILLS ON LOL
Riot games y u no nerf everything
karl y u no have a keeds!? it means you do not have a wife!!
decorative dish towels y u no absorb water?
add preet mohan singh as friend see all your friends as his mutual friend!
sweety and tweety y u no meet me more often?
Y U HATE ME STEVEN SIMON!?!
poopie... make a good poooopie
school internet y u block google.com?
Windows update  y u always update?
y u no see play!?!
KARAN SURANA Y U no talk SOFTLY?
y u no not buy this shit
aanal y u no have cool people?
SRUSHTI GOVILKAR  y u no be more materialistic?
IM 1 minute late Y u no let me in!?
Hands y u so sticky?!
angry birds y u no shoot dem?!
dropped my shirt on the floor now covered in dog hair
Click wrong button in soarian wait 10 minutes
tesco y u no pay staff
invaders y u no die
Chris brown y smack rihanna wy not justin bieber
windows task manager 'end task' button Y u NO end tasks
y u no accept compliment?!
canadian geese y u no live in canada
YO D.PHIL THESIS Y U NO WRITE YOURSELF?
MRS CARPENTER Y U NO WALK OR DRIVE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE
RITA WHY SHE'S SO JEALOUS FROM YOU?
Bangor
Y U NO PHILL DOUGLASS?
KONGREGATE Y U NO CREATE MOAR ARCADE BADGES?
GIrl wearing rain boots y u avoid puddles?
GIRLS Y U NO good at cod?
Juventos Y U No Win
Samir y u so betrugo?
N00b Pyro Y u w (pluss) m1?
kids why u no vote leijn!?
ACTA Y U SO FAIL
nVidia Y U NO giEF kepler to me?!?
Y u no have any balloons  bitches love balloons
Jeremy lin Y u no black
Josh.  Y u no work at Teksavvy?!
Meme Generator Y U No let me delete or edit my meme?
I can't hit the cap at level one now? Fffffffuuuuuck!
Internet Explorer y u no render website correctly ?
MAFFEW Y U NO STUDY
kIDS Y u no get in white van
jeremy lin y u no draft him!?!
UTA MATH DEPARTMENT Y U NO PASS PPL!?!?!?
Intern at corporate y u no have joy?!
FRIENDS Y U NO GIVE ME MONEY?
Y U NO Pedway to McArthy's
people y u no use meme correctly?
Mom Y u no give me unhealthhy lunches
BoyFrIend Y u no call me?
Knife y u no sharpen?
VERGIL Y U NO WRITE IN ENGLISH
roommates  y u no shut up
kitchen cleanup y u no sign up
sassy y u no like avocado
Rob y u no online
Physics y u no easy
Y U No give me right copy
T-Rex y u no reach
Meat loaf y u no do that?
sparta y u not like movie 3000
Y U NO USE XAML!?!?
MATT Y U NO PLAY APB?
WORDS Y U No Easier to spell
words y u no easier to spell
nickelback y u no give up
hey
Simone y u no go to yorkdale?
Pikachu Y U no go in pokeball?
Zangle y u no update
automatic toilet y u no wait til i finish?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE y u no mane character no moar?
MW3 Y U NO REALISTIC
Teacher y u no stfu
UNC WHY YOU NO STAY ON WEEKENDS?
airport right next to my house in uel y u no have plains to and from my country?
Karolos Papoulias Y U NO KISS THE HAND THAT FEEDS YOU
y u no text me back  with same paragraph
hey you y u no like this meme
OSU MEME PEOPLE Y U NO MEME ABOUT OSU?
Mrs Caruso Y U No crash plane in italy
D-Pain Y U No Spell it D-Payne
You bastards Y u kill Kenny
cute girl y u no walk through door I hold open for you?
arannah y u no give me 15 dorrar?
DOTA2 Y U NO UP?
Y U NO PUT IN ENEMIES IN LOKIRS TOMB ? FOREVER ALONE!
GSU Y u no Have wifi and elevators just for me?
college board  y u no tal3 el scores fi ma3dha
PEOPLE WHO LIKE MUSIC Y U NO APPRECIATE ARCTIC MONKEYS
douche bags y u no wear your hat right?
FACEBOOK Y U NO REMEMBER WHEN I CLICK SORT: MOST RECENT!
noobs y u no stop feeding?
Fast Fourier transform y u no uniquely defined?
Temple Run Y U NO FINISH
EUROPEAN UNION Y U NO BAIL MY DEBT OUT?
WEDDINGS Y U NO MORE SPREAD OUT?!
GILAD ARDAN Y U NO CLOSE HAVAT MAZOR?
The gAtekeepers!! y u No respect Amos??!!
girls y u no like me
Lucky 7  y u no pay your employeeeeees
CHRS I AM ON AIM Y U NO AIM?
AMERICA Y U NO SPREAD FREEDOM WITHIN UR OWN BORDERS?!
YA ZINA Y U NO DIRI ATAY
argentinian boxing fans y u no peacefuly enjoy boxing match?
MICHELLE Y U NO SMOKE NEMORE?
Portland Trail Blazers y u no stay healthy?!
Ebay seller y u no ship my package?!
Friday Y U No arrive sooner ?!?!?!
shanon y u no reply to texts?
Impermanence y u no go away?
Divine Food y u No Healthy
INTERNET Y U NO LET ME CASE STUDY?
patrick y u no get job and buy house?
Biology Teacher Y U NO grade our labs
Greenland Y U No green?
Ash ketchum Y U no catch 'em all
Fart y u no smell good?
Chick-fil-a y u no have fries ready
math professor y u no speak so i understand you?
PS3 And xbox 360 y u no get along!
Y U no jio?? i suka la!
reee saabbbb y u no bathe with meee???
Sees hot girls all over campus y u no in my class?
Patrick WHY WE NO SEE YOU
y u no guy y u so angry?
googlie eyes y u no like them?
HARRY REDKNAPP Y U NO PAY TAX?
kurtukala y u no bolbom?
DAMMIT AMERICA Y U NO LIKE RS4 AVANT?
ASH KETCHUM Y U NO GET GIRLFRIEND
Corey y u no give me food?
mom dad y u no leave so i can fap?!
JERKS And smuts  y u no leave lams?
MR. maughan y u no be interesting
Y  U   no say hi to me!!
UD Intramural refs y u no call lifts?
FHSD Y U NO CLOSE SCHOOLS?
carolann brown y u no give me break
maya y u no text me
twitter timeline y u no load?!?!?!
9gaggers y u no like my posts
friday! why u no come yet?!
dfasdf
occupy dame street y u no stop already
Guild Y U NO TALK!
LOGICAL RESPONSE Y U NO ATTEMPT IT
Man call ozzy y u so hoorrrrrnnyyyyy?
Matthew
my facebook friends y u no stop sending me game requests !!
WINE BOTTLES Y U NO PROPER CORK SEAL
Suarez y u so racist
NEGOTIATIONS Y U NO GIVE BETTER GRADES
Y U NO GET PROOF?
isidora y u no eat smoki like normal people
Brain y u no work??
Fee Simple y u no simple?
Santiago Y U NO CATCH BIG MARLIN
natalia y u no have a boyfriend
PANIC OF 1837 Y U MAKE MY LIFE SO HARD?
jeffrey wong y u so ghei?
Y U No like the damned?
FRIENDS Y I HAVE NONE?
white people y u no like eat dog?
My Chemical Romance! Y U No  go back to 3 cheers for sweet revenge?
Davey Havok Y u become douchebag
Skyrim y u no have milfs?
9gag Y U No intRoduce CHAT
ITALY Y U NO FIGHT WELL?!
FEMINISTS Y U NO MAKE SANDWICH?
GOVERNMENT Y U NO STOP RIGGING ELECTION VOTES?
Blackboard y u not working?
Y U NO TRAINING?
DYLAN STOP CHANGING THE BACKROUND
Konzmod Y U No be fun???
Thesis Y U No Write Self?
universe y u no tell us your secrets
bbm why you no ping me
greg Why you send me blank messages?
cupid y u no hit guy i like?!
London Bridge why you always fall down
nicke y u no leave!?
Honda Jazz y u no have 1.5 manual?
y u no visit cool brother
soundos  why u no die
faculty of science office y u no open friday afternoon
micspammer y u no stfu?
justin beiber  why u no go away
Xpecial Y U NO Live at level 1
Akerus  y u no stop this?
Lisa! U Y No use ATTRACTIVE pictures of me for memes?
MATLAB WhY Command y u no help?
CSULB Dining halls y u no serve good food?
Khusbhu Y u no complete promises?
plebiscite y u no inform us?
.......... y u no give back top text
people y u no pee inside toilet
'TORIA why u no have your own quarters fo laundry?!!
Sally Chen  Why you no have small eyes like Asian do?
dining commons Y u no have maach bhaath?
BUtt Y u no fart quietly in class?
Clouds Y u cover full lunar ECLIPSE!?
Friend with benefits Y U No Share?
Y U No SAY ME WITH ENGLISH ACCENT?!?!?!?!
women y u no leave me alone?
PhONE Y U NO Go OFF WHEN CRUSH TEXTS BACK!
INFINITY WARD Y U ADD THROW KNIFE?
Classes cancelled Y u no change test date
PTPTN Y U NO BANK IN MONEY TO ME
infinity ward y u add throw knife?
burn notice y u no explain the rest of irresponsible activites?
people of 2012 y u no listen to Guns N Roses!?
gold coast grill y u raise card minimum
rihanna Y U NO LET ME MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD.
RUNESCAPE Y U NO LEMME SAY **** ?!
Duncan why you no want Fleshlight?
Wifey Y u No Feed me ?
Bridgewater State university meme's y u no use proper grammar?
Rick Assrey y u no give her up
New England patriots y u no win superbowl?
yani y you no save krispy kreme donut?
y u no guy y u no look asian  when u sound asian
internet donks y u no fold
COmmons y u no serve dinner at a normal time?
Girls y u no like me?!
creatine y u no stop makin me pee like horse
Y U No Say Yes? You mean No?
DEAKIN  Y U NO SAY MICHAEL ?
co-worker y u no chew with mouth closed?
Banjo y u no come yet?
alarm go off y u no wake up!?
REX BERNARD Y U NO CHUCK IT IN ME DUMPA
Math problem y u no find ur own x
pregnant lady y u no tell me u r pregnant?
Y U NO PAINT MY KITCHEN
campusfood.com y u no hab wings over syracuse??
CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER Y U NO SPREAD GOOD EVER
50mb internet y u no fast
Reddit! Y U Ban lolicon
Car infront y u no signal
Hundley y u no answer mah questions?!?
GOD TIER y u no funny
MATH WHY YOU LIKE EVERY ASIAN    BUT ME
Y u no say Hi? BANNED!
People! y u no believe in my music?
Laura u go 2 subway in february Y u no get 5 dollar footlong!!!!
Paul Y U no play soul calibur with me
NED Y U NO NO NO NO NO NO...
Y U NO STOP BEIN' LAZY
CLIENTS Y U NO PICK UP PHONE ON MONDAYS
YouNG PEOPLE Y U NO LISTEN TO GOOD MUSIC?
DEAD MAN'S HAND! Y U Always kill me
Glee Fans y u no fans of originals?
I Y Q Y U no y me?
waldo y u no find me?!
Headphones Y U no use them!?
BARBATOS Y U NO ALLOW ITEMS EVER?
TO QVS Y U NO MARRY BEFORE 2020 ?
Vision y u always down?
Real life y u no have cheats
First Leeds meme group... y u no exist anymore?!
Bruno Mars y u know feel like doing anything?!
Bear DUDES...   Y U NO ROAR?
internet y u no interesting when i nbtd
monday y u no be saturday?
dear LIfe Y U SO COMPLICATED?
books why u no be my friend?
sam y u no keep my comments on facebook?
twitter y u no take lebanon as a COUNTRY
girls Y u no read 9gag
ACTA Y U LEAGAL?!
kELlie y u no show me guah guah on skype?
Suzanne Collins Y U No Make Book from Peeta's POV
hair y u no stop being stupid?
Y u no Monday?!?
SUAREZ Y U NO KICK EVRA'S ASS?
MOodle y u no work after 11 pm?
aas Y U No listen to us
Lambda chi frat guys y u no admit gay?!
Anon person y u no ask me in person
SNOW Y U NO STICK TO GROUND
ginger cat Y u so fat?!
mid class boner y u no waittttttt
AUNTIES AND UNCLES Y U NO ASK ME ABOUT SOMETHING BESIDES SCHOOL?
GREEnBLATT LIBRARY Y U NO OPEN 24/7
HALLWAY Y U NO WIDER?
STEAM Y U No work?
Y U NO dONATE WONDERCRAFT.NET
Mr. Cohen Y U NO KEEP OUTLINES IN ORDER?
fox network y u cancel Lie to me?
GOrdon ramsey y u no stop telling woman to get out of the kitchen
gordon ramsey y u no stop telling woman to get out of the kitchen?
PEDOPHILE Y U NO QUIT STALKING ME?!
Lifts in school y u make me walk?
HIMYM y u no as good as before
ALARM COMPANY Y U NO CALL HOUSE BEFORE COPS?
boner y u no go away in morning
aeris why did you die?
LEE Y U NO DOCTOR
XTUBe y u no convert my video already?
DOseyehs Y U No Finish?
pornstars y u no can act
mobile 9gag Y u no loaD comments?
STUDENTS AT MY UNIVERSITY MAKING MOZHRAT y u no go to thrir
Kid Bro who has Failing grades Y u no study at all?
Website Y u no work?
today y u no saturday?
Whitney Houston y u no always love me?
S373 Y U NO LIKE SNAKES?
japan y u no sing in japanese?
Bondie boys Y U NO AFFORD FULL LENGTH PANT?
Japan y u no sing in japanese
Telemarketers y u no wait till after dinner?
HAYDUNN Y U NO SWITCH OUT QWERTY?
Tom's creek via progress y u no go on tom's creek
Computer Y U No come back on when I press 'restart'?!
ess admins  y u no leave my posts ?
FOX! Y U NO CANCEL AMERICAN IDOL AND KEEP HOUSE?!
Smosh Y U NO LIVE CLOSER TO ME
ALTERIW Y U NO WORK???
Y U NO GUY Y U SO MAD
RightClick y u no think of good y u no's
spongebob y u no set to wumbo?
Charlie sheen y u no win?
illness WHY U NO GO AWAY!
Jonny evaNs Y U no good?!
Orchestra y u no practice?
/R/Soccer Y U No Shut Up About Evra / Suarez
9gag.com y u no find me earlier??!!
Kobe y u throw that mutch?
PEOPLE Y U NO POST PONIES?!
Punahou y u no put snack bar in the quad?
Suarez y u no shake evra hand?
Hot girls y u no talk to me?
Suarez y u no sHAKE EVRA'S HAND
GERMANY Y U NO HAVE YOUTUBE RIGHTS
SUAREZ Y U NO SHAKE HANDS??
IVY LEAGUE Y U SO MUCH WORK?! (I did not sign up for this)
HArry Styles Y U NO share beauty tips
Ugly girl
Deinococcus radiodurans y u so resistant to IR?
YOU Y U NO SHUT UP ?!
During sex Y U NO last longer?
iphone y u no support flash player?
DEBBIE Y U NO BUM SEX?
Hate 9gag? Y U NO GTFO?
Mr. Christensen Y u no ever actually explain work?
Mr c. Y u no have friends?
MR C. Y u no ever make sense?
elves y u so hot with your bows and arrows?!
SUITEMATE IN DORM Y U NO UNLOCK BATHROOM?
Ehtesham Y U NO Eat Poison And Die?
celtics  y u alwys let laker school you
SEXY6VAMP!!! Y U NO COME ONILNE?
Girls y u no take off clothes?
FACEBOOK Y U NO GET RID OF TIMELINE?
Rick Santorum y u no die?!
Steven y u not date amanda
Makoto itou Y u no contract to hiv?
lms this
god tier? y u no skrillex tier
morrisons y u no work
Y U NO PARK IN SPACE?
gamers y u no play amtgard??
BOYFRIEND Y U NO TAKE SHOWER?!
y u no let me touch angel from spn
CHRISTIAN hernandez  why you so gay
Facebook Y u no let me switch back from timeline?
Professor  y u no come to class
gOp y u no stop spendin dey monehz on rnc [klownz konvention]
MW3 players y u no hit puberty
Reggio Y u don't snow?
BRAD-GELINA Y U NO ADOPT ME?
government y u no stop being stupid
unc y u no shoot 3 pointers
boyfriend
ELAINE Y U NO HAVE FREE TIME?!
bates y u no have forks
SEXISTS
Jessica-Mason Everett Y U NO MIND OWN BUSINESS?
Twitter Y u no show rt & favs
Y U no check template??? GRRR!!
UDCC CHocolate milk Y U No go faster?!
DEMUSLIM WHY YOU NO WALL IN
y u no  tell me the truth
DUETS ON 4 Y U NO EXIST?
Y U No Use TOP-DOWN MODEL
DIED IN INFERNO HC ? Y U NO FOLLOW GUIDE
oli chip y u no tell us about this sooner!?
Chair at school y u no SWIVEL
Badger farm y u no badgers
Ant
BIOCHEMISTRY Y U NO CITE PROPERLY?
JESS Y U NO TALK?
*happy birthday!* y u no just tell him instead of creating a picture on purpose?!?!
9GAG y u no longer 9 posts for page?
FOURSQUARE Y U NO JUST CHECK-IN ON FACEBOOK?
ACTA Y U NO STOP?
MRS JAMOUOS Y U NO STOP TEACHING AFTER BELL RINGS
matzo y u no like other bread?
Castle Y u no open saturdays?
school  why u give a lot of homeworks
England Y U NO DRINK TEA AT A DIFFERENT HOUR THAN 5PM?
vARDAAN Y U NO SHOW ASS
Archie y u no stay awake?
NADIA KAMIL Y U NO ENOUGH?
PSD-Dreams Y U No Make a Upload-Special with 31 Renders?
PSD-Dreams Y U No Make a Upload-Special with 31 Meme-Renders?
Blazers Y U NO win more away games
HEAD Y U NO Stop hurting?
hot electrons y u no stop tunneling ?
RM 1.8 Million for facebook page ......
School Y U No close forever?
Monday y u no good?
Computer PROBLEMS Y U NO REBOOT?
snow y u no settle?
STUDENT meetings y u no come to conclusion?
HOLLy Knight Y U No fat?
2 WRONGS Y U NO MAKE A RIGHT??
Brandon  Y U no come back to nantyr
BAD START WITH TWITCH! WHY NO TRIPLE KILLS?
Class of 2013 hipsters y u no no how 2 make memes???//
on my lapop y u no log out
DMU LIBRARY Y U NO GOT BOOKS I NEED
mAMA y u NO buy chiPOTLE
GIRLS on frat quad Why U NO WEAR PANTS?
Lunch room y u no have dessert everyday
Trolls Y u no have life?!
why you no read book and help yourself
Brooke Y U No DRINK YOUR OWN GATORADE??
third wing y u no play superboy??
Boclair academy y u no use memes properly
Clicker y u no change channels?!
Bradford drivers y u no drive normally
set up Maya scene
Gamers Y You NO PLAY GAMEs NOW?
power of 10 y u no approve lcl results straight away?
Pizza y u no more slices
AR u dr nomis? y u no has sarcasm detector?
BurnlEy Y u nO fuk off
Lawns kitchens Y u no have hot water
SIMPSONS Y U NO CHANGE CLOTHES?!
gas y u no cheap?
RIHANNA Y U NO REMEMBER YOUR NAME?
green street y u no have mcdonalds?
Accountancy honours exams y u no have any numerical questions
Learning centre y u no have phone signal?
memegenerator y u always down
racism y u no work both ways?
Wifi Y U No work on smartphones?
meme poster y u no upload pic not post link?
ANNENBERG FOOD Y U NO TASTE GOOD
Autrey Y U No come back for visit yet?
MMMM 'BINO WHY YOU SO CHOCO FOR ME?
Wants to study y u no leave me alone 9gag!
International students y u no eg?
y u no make me sandwich?
FINLAND Y U NO HAVE SANE IMMIGRATION POLICY?
Snow Y U COME AGAIN?
Y U NO WAIT FOR OLLIE ILL KILL YOU
ash ketchum y u no ev train ur pokemon
Apple why u no graphic software
BEEP BEEP! Y u no GTFO?
ur smile is so perfect y u not teach others?
billie y u no sleep early? u no lurve panch?
PWC y u no play Dragon nest!?
Jews y u no hang out with no-jews?
OP Y U NO THINK OF GOOD TITLE?
Blair waldorf y u no choose chuck bass?
25 Y u no ever on time?
kARKOV y u no taste like alcohol?!
SOCIOLOGY PROFESSORS Y U NO TALK ABOUT MALE RIGHTS?
Acsi why you no hybridize?
bikes y u no ride on sidewalk?!
My name is gary o'brien do you know who i am?
TRINA Y U NO IN CO OP?
ASH KETCHUM Y U NO FIND GIRLFRIEND?
extractor fan y u no turn off?
Ryerson Y U NO Real University
hot girl why u no want sex
FaCEBook y u no stop updating
Pretty little liars y u no get new phone number?
I'm a loser babyy so y u no kill me
Imperial Y u no like students
SNOW Y U NO STOP?
Simon Cowell Y U No like gospel music??
BETA-LACTAM RING Y U NO STAY THE SAME
Hales place bus Y U No run for 3 hours in the middle of the day?!
Dear nokia! Y U Release software updates during exam
memegenerator.net y u no have dafuq snape?
Rick Astley y u no give me up
fukung y u no work?
9 women Y U No give child in 1 month?
usb y u no have free space?
legion fleet y u no wanna contest?
victor y u no buy share?
megaupload  y u no legal?
y u no watch filthy frank tonight?
dragonball movie y u no good?
brain y u no have good meme ideas?
payment protection calls y u no stop?
Pat y u hit me on forza
pat y u hit me on forza
MATH Y U NO SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS?
memegenrator user y u no select language?
yoda y u no speak normally?
PARENTS Y U NO BELIEVE SHE IS JUST A FRIEND
Baha Men Y U No Know Who Let Dogs Out?
hands y u no have right number of fingers?
JACKIE Y U NO BE QUIET?
I moVe chess piece Y u no move
Person y u call me then no pick up phone when i call back?
chuy! y u no go to sleep already!?!
Little pigs y u no let me in
reposts Y U no gone forever?
senior year y u no end already
Pro-E Why you no do what i say???
usb y u no have free space
tom brady why you let wes welker take all the heat?
auctioneer Y U NO TALK SLOWER SO I CAN UNDERSTAND YOU
forever alone guy y u no kill yourself?!?
HULU Y U NO COMMERCIAL-FREE?
p value y u no <0.05?
DIning hall lines y u no move faster?
girlfriend why u no here?
rebecca black y u no  teach us important info
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING Y U NO FEEL LIKE P DIDDY
a day to remember  y u no move out of shitty towns
I don't get it y u no like sagwa the chinese cat?
Study saying Conservatives Dumb y u no use statistics correctly?
MEMES y u no let me work
memebase y u no like my memes??
Peach Y u no stay away from bowser?
hot girlfriend in my dream y u no real?
Skyrim y u no invent kneepads?
RED BULL
i dont want to be stronGER y u no kill me
Gangster Rappers Y U NO burn in hell ?!
computer y u no go faster???!!!
abs y u no six pack?
MATH Y U NO SOLVE YOUR OWN PROBLEMS?
BIKRAM y u no study?
SPONGEBOB Y U NO WHERE SQUARE PANTS?
stanleyrr why you no have play list?
you damn teacher y u no give me my grades
MRT Y u no go this morning?
YOU! y u no like grampa's hostel on facebook?
HOLIDAY Y U NO COME FASTER?
Munch box y u have no seats?
raj y u no drive taxi?
companion y u no help fight?
wife y u no in kitchen?
Ry-rok why u no roll j!?
Kens dohnuts y u no accept debit card?
TO WHoever Y U NO GO DIE?! Y?!
maths y u no make sense?
eyes y u no see without glasses
Anonymous Y u No Hack kfc to get 11 secret herbs & spices?
korean y u no hang out with non-korean - Y U No
Duke students
AssThree Y u no hair?
Teacher y u no believe that my fish drowned?
professor Y U NO give me A
Golf Cart drives by Y U NO GIVE ME LIFT?
Koreans y u no hang out with non korean
will smith y u no cuss in your raps to sell records?
DINNER Y U no Cook yourself ?!?!
Algebra homework y u so confusing?!
sara  y u no like menudo
Girls y u no like nice guys?
i-banks Y U NO HIRE ME?!
ROMEO Y U NO MONTEGUE?
Econ Problem Set y u no easy to format?
DUDES Y U KEEP ASKING WOMEN GO BACK INTO KITCHEN
KAYLEIGH Y U No here yet??
memegenerator.net y u no upgrade servers?
STAR ACADEMY Y U NO FUK OFF MY FACEBOK?!
YTF Y u no sell cheap jackets
TROMBONE Y U NO PLAY RIGHT NOTEs
9gaggers y u no use ur brains?
Rachael y u no txt back?
What you no Listen?? Grant Management is Shit
DR MARK HAW Y U NO STOP BANANA JOKES?
kathleen y u no put me back in circle?
SORR Y U NO LET GRAVE IN AVIVE
Red wings Y U NO WAKE UP TILL 3RD PERIOD
Housing Why you no make sense?!?!
CHAINSAW Y U NO HAVE BIG BATHROOM?
my si net y u no load??
my si net y u no load??
y u no y u no spell why you know correctly?
Girls y u no come to my yard when i make milkshakes?
annie y u no okay?
Y U no tell me what you're into
motivation y u no kick in?
quasimodo y u no have straightback?
quasimodo y u no straightback?
sarah wells y u no like menudo!?
Roadrunner internet Y U NO FAST
QUASIMODO Y U NO HAVE STRAIGHTBACK?
QUASIMODO Y U NO HAVE STRAIGHTBACK?
COLLEGE SHOP Y U NO CHARGE COLLEGE PRICES?!
Girls y u no understand it's ugly?
wifi y u no work?
Remote user why u get error message nobody see before?
People y u no ring doorbell?!
David Guetta  Y U NO know where the girls at?!?!?!?!?
SEAN Y U NO GET-GLUE 'STRIPTEASE?'
peewee y u no nice to special k?
People on jester floors 2-4 y u no take stairs?!
ABLE BODIED PEOPLE Y U NO USE REGULAR BATHROOM STALL?!
benny y u no finish ur msc?
Martin eat lunch
Meme Generator Y U NO approve new memes?
logistics y u no interesting?
Peer Groups Y U NO Write good?
sarah y u no know when u drunk?
Sports wink admin Y  u no have brains?
Blackberry y u no have battery?
Pings y u no deliver?
y u no use iphone front cam instead of bathroom mirror
9gagers  y u no stop reposting this s**t?
WINTER... Y U COMING?!
Red Giant!! y u get smaller and smaller!!
BRAIN Y U NO UNDERSTAND BRAIN?!
selena y u hang out with justin bieber!!!
TA Y U NO Speak english
Financial aid y you no give me money
y u no watch cleveland show?
Gisele y u no pray Harder?
OPPA! Y U NO SARANG ME?!
CLUB STAMPS Y U NO COME OFF?
Fernando Torres Y U no score goal
loedy y u no come to mville to see me yet
hey person! y u no get off my laptop!
NUJS y u no allow torrent downloads ?
ESPN Y UN NO STOP TALKING ABOUT GRONK'S ANKLE?
Parents y u no leave me alone
SALESPEOPLE Y U No ASK DEV?
the hunger games y u no come out earlier?!
MANDO Y U SO ESTUPID!
t-mobile girl y u no make commercial in bikini?
HONORABLE CLOUD Y U STALK ELLEN PAGE
tom brady y u no play good against giants??
VOTE PAGE Y U NO FUNNY ?
NATO Y U NO LET ME HAVE BEER?!
Super bowl commercials Y U pay so much for 30 seconds
HabBO Y U NO GO OFF MAINTENaNCE?
y u so mean
WESTPARK Y U MAKE SO MANY THREADS
co-ed dorms y u no have stripper poles in rec room
cute latina girls y u no date white guys?
NABRANIEL Y U SO COUNTER-TROLL
Kristen stewart y u no stop looking dead inside?
PEOPLE  Y U NO LISTEN TO ME
floor y u no clean yourself
Audience Y U NO wait to clap?!?!
GAME INDUSTRY Y U NO MAKE GAMES LIKE BEFORE
ROCKSTAR Y U NO RELEASE GTAV INFO
oreo's! y u no less craveable!
Jay Y u no love me like fifa 12
SOUTH PARK Y U KEEP KILLING KENNY?
Europe y u no sell real blokus duo?
Y U NO BAN EVE????
ROLLING STONES Y U GET NO SATISFACTION?
GIANTS FANS Y U NO LIKE MIDGETS?
Y U No Cry at the lion king?
Audience Y U NO wait to clap?!?!
Y U NO  ASK AN(N)ETTE
FRidgerator y u no in my living room
FRIENDS Y U NO COME TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTY?
brazzers y u no ruin something other than my childhood
Lost writers y u no answer my questions?
SMOSH Y U NO LIKE CANADA
FACEBOOK Y U NO WORK FASTER?!?!?!
Brad marchand Y u no get a nose job?
Mom's cooking pakistani food y u no turn on fan?
scanner y u no stop messing up the colors of my drawings?!?
Justin bieber y u no die
Rihanna Y U NO Da ONE?
derp y u no upload your own meme?
people who say valentines day is just another day y u no stop pretending not to care and find a date?
♞★&#165;&#242;sΉ&#236;fάn314★ Y U NO APOLOGIZE?
Power Y u no work when showing my house
HATERS WHY U NO REFRESH PAGE 4 QUOTE?
algebraic geometry homework y u so hard?!!
Journalists y u no write truth?
Skype Y U no know the difference between  'close' and 'minimise'?!
rain Y U NO want sex?
Rock y u no like a hurricane?
teacher y u no believe me?
FACEBOOK Y U N let me uplode my own music
Karan johar Y U no rename it Agnipath-etic
xbox Y NO PLAY H264???
faf feaf
Y U NO WERK?
GUISE Y U NO USE MEME RIGHT?
People on tumblR Y u no follow bohorain
WINTER Y U NO HAVE SNOW
fridge y u no have food
bro y u no come at me?
mickolas y u no answer phone
Gucci y u no love me?
Eric y u no Farmville?
PEINS             Y U No GET HARD
Y U NO make own template
misty kcorb y u no marry me?
Bruno mars y u no make different sounding song?
professor Y u no post hw?
y u no? vibrate!!!
Estas jugando skyrim se te enfriza en el loading screen
LE DOI MI NUMERO A UNA NENA BIEN LINDA NUNCA ME LLAMA
hot chick y u no get drunk
TIssue box y u no come with lotion and pornz?
joy dish-soap y u no ultra?!
pavak y u no use CUREAMNESIALAX?!
mister bao y u no take part parade de mode
Weather y u bein so friggin cold?
Ormskirk y u no get snow?!
ormkskirk y u no get snow?!
ebay seller y u no leave feedback?
BRITISH PEOPLE! Y U NO TALK SLOWLY
erm
RAGE FACE Y U SO UGLY
facebook and twitter y u no implement Editing function???
bit trip runner  y u no have checkpoint
MOTORCYCLES HOW. DO. YOU. GET. GROCERIES.
mr. bao y u no take part parade de mode
Punxsutawney phil  Y u No see ur shadow
FRiends y u no know internet memes ?
FLASH VIDEO Y u no work on iPhone!
HEY YOU Y U NO TAKE SHUR?
when i miss your little face and funny ways enough as it is y u no on facebook anymore??
FREE LUNCH Y U NO SUCH THING AS?
Ticketmaster.nl Y U NO WORK?
Blackpeoplemeet.com y u no like white people?
HEY PPL Y U NO LIKE ME
silent hill meme y u so small
CUTE ARNIE BARTENDER Y U NO GIVE ME PHONE NUMBER?!
woman in black
uw tim hortons y u no take timcard?
2 steps i make  y u no stop being happy
Y U no buy buy buy!?
Y U NO Sell me kindle?!
y u no open bathrooms?
skunks y u no live anywhere else?
y u no nadulf?
students y u no learn geography
lilly y u no let me jew on the floor?
back to the future y u no get no 88 mph??
burning man y u no do ticketing right?
sober y u no stoned?!
THESIS Y U NO WRITE Yourself
WARIO Y U NO WORKOUT
Georgann y u make the obvious dubious?
smugglers cove... y u no put your liquor store at top of hill
Hassan y u no get a job?
elena y u no kiss damon first?
burning man y u no do ticketing right
UDYR!!!! Y U NO SLAPING SHIT?!?!?!?!?
Y U NO ENTER TEXT?
Templates Y U NO work when I click U??
easy quitters y u no try harder?
BF3 PS3 ONLINE PASS Y U not valid?!
/r/FOOD Y U MAKE ME SO HUNGRY!!!
teacher y u no giv me good gradez!!! xd lmfao tumblr reddet 9gag oc by sir roflmao xd!!!!
rebecca black y u no mention monday?!
Y U NO  COME HOME?
9gag Y u No delete repost accounts?
Daryl Byrne Y U no like Gurr?
Work Y U No end now?
interfaith y u no keep quiet?
EVERYONE. Y U NO GO?
why u no come in control tomorow ?
ATLANTA Y U NO know how to drive?!
ALLEN! Y U NO PAY ATTENTION?
BONBON Y U NO USE MEME PROPERLY
hoth y u no coldh?
Anton why y no man with long hair and beard?
HUMBER GYM Y U NO HAVE MORE POWER RACKS
I sneeze y u no say 'bless u'?!
Crewmates Y U NO ONLine?!
Epic meal time y u no  fat ?
MOvie y u no funny
maths y u no sense
Y U NO TROLOLOL
FACEBOOK Y U NO SHOW COMMENTS WITH VALID OPINIONS?
IF YOU LIKE LE GIRL Y U NO F***CK?
ACTA Y U NO GO DIE IN A HOLE
MOTOROLA y u no delete motoblur'??
Found perfect article full text
Globe Y U No Warm up when i need you to
Ah! Ah! Ah! Ahchoooo!!
anu y u no know y u no?
girlfriend y u no take my compliments?
Kasachstan y u no like in borat?
ruikuli Y U NO ANWER
Y U NO LIKE MY PRESENT
MOTOROLA... Y U NO GET RID OF MOTOBLUR??
Nicholas Yoong y u no give up on making facebook accounts
america
why i no buy  3/19/ 21/ 27/ 33/ 34/8
STOPLIGHTS Y U NO GREEN WHEN I'M LATE
Dear Hasbro y u no like derpy hooves?
iPad Y u no flash???
bag?! y u keep letting cat out?!
Jimmy face why u no know this meme always sez  'why u NO'
OLD MAN AT THE SUB WHO ARE YOU?!
Why You no Respect MY Privacy?
Midterm Paper Y U No Write yourself
Renamon why you raep my subconscious?
KATHIE LE Y U NO SAY HI TO ME ANYMORE
T-34/76 Y U NO Good on WOT
T-34 Y U NO good on wot
2 dundas y u no stop for students
PROF Y U NO POST MARKS
utm deer y u no let me touch you
stephen y u no read my e-mails?
Netflix y u no have breaking bad season 4?
snooki y u no go away forever
school y u no mall
smokers infront of library y u no learn to read signs
YorkU Registrar's Office y u no pick up the phone
Tom boasberg y u no tell me before i wrote my tok essay
Kenpachi Y U No Bankai
disney studios y u dislike good movies liek bolt
Mcmaster Memes y u so addicting
Boyfriend y u no cheat with hotter girl?
Tachikomas Y U NO REAL?
SCHETTINO Y U NO GO BACK ONBOARD?
Friends Y U NO STAY HOME
UNI WHY U NO GIVE MONEY
courtnay steiner y u play hard to get with brandon when u r already hard to want?
Hubert y u no make tea??
10 tankow q6
UW MATLAB license server Y U NO UP?!
I studied 4 U
I. Costin Y U no correct exams quicker??
Temple run guy Y u no get tIred?!
waterloo Y U NO BE ORIGINAL LIKE GUELPH?
mostafa y u no love me
GAMER Y U NO TALK?
Justin bieber MO FO!!! why let it be?
PARTY PLANNER Y U NO BOOK DJ KURTICY AND LIKE ME ON FACEBOOK
SOPA Y U NO COME WITH MATCHING LOVESEAT?!
SITTIN ON THA TOILET Y U NO WIPE
Sleep y u no give me energy?
marianie y u robisz taki egzamin
safesearch y u no stay off?
b&o left speaker y u no good as right
school y u no close?
JAY Y U NO PUT TOILET SEAT DOWN
facebook y u let me complain so much?
TINA Y U NO PERM WEAVE?
CHRIS CROCKER Y U NO LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE?!?!
East academic y u no close to rest of campus
SQUARE ENIX Y U MAKE STORY DLC?
SONY Y U NO STOP MAKING MY LIFE MISERABLE WITH PS3 UPDATES?!?!
Post house y u no have an elevator?!?
DR. Manhattan
Facbook y u no show comments with valid opinions?
CLEARASIL Y U NO CAUSE CONFIDENCE?
mirela y u no like eve?
Thursday Y u no Friday?
Life Y U no easy?
iPhone y u no get rid of panic.plist
SHMS!!! Y U NO GIVE STUDENTS NEW INTERNET PASSWORD???
y U NO PICKUP THE PHONE
SQUARE ENIX Y U NO MAKE NEW LEGACY OF KAIN GAME
HALO WHY U NO FREE
the gaslight anthem y u so awesome???
laundry Y U NO DO YOURSELF?
Valve y u no release cs:go?
JULIEN Y NO STOP TO WRITE ??
unfit leadership y u no give up?
YOUTUBE Y U PLAY DREAMSCAPE
Eric holder y u no pack ur bags yet?
TESTENOIRe Y U NO wash yourself
Y U NO PROMPTLY ACCEPT GOOGLE INVITE???
i like this weapon. Y U NO ?
Kreesti! Y u no study?!
JONATHAN Y U NO STAY LONGER
adrian y u no give party
SOUNDCLOUD!!! Y U NO ABLE TO TRANSCODE!?!?
Hoe Y U No on knees?
Y U NO  want me to pass?
americans y u no skinny
KSHITIJ Y U NO MAKE  GOOD MEMES?
Blue Oyster Cult y u no use more cowbell?
jacob
bureaucracy y u so crazy???!!
Servicedesk@servicedesk Y U NO Answer fones?
Skyrim y u no work on my computer
HAILEY Y U NO TEXT BACK?
FRESHMEN Y U NO BUY ORANGE LANYARDS?
Campus SQuirrels  y u no afraid of humans!
IU Basketball y u always DISAPPOINT
STATS quiz y u no easy?
facebook y u no suggest friends i might possibly ever know
y u no
ELI Y U NO GO TO DELI TO MEET YOUR GIRLFRIEND KELLY AND TO RUB JELLY ON YOUR SMELLY BELLY
dagiene y u no 5?
Youtube y u no have replay button
Dear benedict cumberbatch y u no have one eyecolour?
Ms. Thompson Y u terrible sub?
STC Y U SO F***ED UP?
BOYS Y U NO BE TRUTHFUL?!
Economy y u no work good
Muffin y u no give me one?
woman y u no in kitchen
Myself Y U NO HANDSOME??
LEXY DEAR
brain y u think of something funny
facebook y u no let me delete account
FLORIDA Y U NO VOTE FOR RON PAUL?
nike why u no just do it yourself?
milkshake y u no bring boys to the yard
netflix y u no have new releases?
oman y u ban piratebay?
SHAKESPEARE Y U SO WEIRD?!
HEY GRAND MARKET Y U NO GIVE POLYNESIAN SAUCE!?
hunger y u come after meal?
iTunes y u no stop FREEZING?!?!
main stream media y u no treat viewers like grown-ups?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy  Y U NO sold on planet heart?
KUANITO Y U NO LA LA LA?
one direction y u no come my direction?
hands y u type 'int' instead of 'inc'?
EU-parliament? y u no stop tryin to shit with the internetz?
DAD Y U NO TELL ME?
CAITLIN
jakob y u cut your paper ... again?!
USB Y U NO WORK?
AMI Y U SO DEAD
SEXY GIRL Y U NO REPLY ME
australians y u no know you are awesome?
SEC 1S WHY U NO COMPILE?
Video Games Y U NO LET ME get to school on time
CHONG WAI KIT: Y U NO ASK PPL FOR SS GOLD
universe y u no cooperate with me?
You are what you eat y u no eat something less ugly?
RICK ASTLEY Y U NO EVER GIVE ME UP
MEAGAN!! Y U NO STUDY INSTEAD OF PROCRASTINATE!?
y u no jedi yet?
pillow y u no cool on both sides?
GUYS Y U SO SUPERFICIAL?
homework y u no done
money y u no grow on trees?
I stop liking you... Y U start talking to me so much!
Teachers Y u give so much homework?!?
REXB y u no stop at student center?
SMOSH ANTHONY Y U SO GAY?
UTADA HIKARU y u so good?
jacks bouncer y u no give fake id back
Download y u no go faster
HANNAH Y U NO BE NICE TO MEH
OMSAS y u no like me
david y u no like mr chow
Hayden  y u lying to hunter
winter why u no go away?!
TEAMMATE y u shoot next to me while i am trying to not be spotted
Sarahbear
TEACHER Y U NO PUT GRADES IN GRADEBOOK
Indiana Y U NO teach science?
life why no be like sims
words with friends Y U no play!?
Tumblr Y u no work?
Chelsea? Why You know beat bad teams
lewis y u no /give honeydew 46 1?
Kitchen y u no in it
virtual machine y u so slow?!
y u no enter text y u no select language
hey tami neumann y u no leave me alone?
unprotected sex why you no safe?
Zasada dlaczego nie odpisujesz na Smsy?
mam y u no stop watching turkish series ?
LE PINT size y u no super de duper happy?
Olivia Tennis
nickelback why you goldback?
Y U NO SUBMIT TICKET?!?!?
YE_YO Y U No LIKE HAVING A DONK???
Odysseus y u no die
error report y u no send ur self
y U Wreck marriage
Weinberg Y U want so much crashplan?
Y U NO PLAY WORDFEUD?
EXCEL Y U NO EASY!!
APPLE!? Y U SO FAGGOT!
EAWAN Y U NO UPDATE
Nilaya y u no attach logs!?!
Melissa y u give me so much Food?!
peanuts y u no have peas inside you!?
METH  y u no let me sleep
Towel!! Why you no warm??
so
I came from school so why i cant play ?!
Copy cat y u no use own picture???
Sir VJ y u no let me play???
Skiers Y u no be at home when -32
Facebook girl y u no look so good in real life?!?!?!
mario y u no eat other mushroom that are easier to get
delaney y u no how do this??!
justin beiber y u no stfu & die
DOG Y U NO difference
MAPLESTORY Y U NO WORK RIGHT
Te siguen pokiando en facebook fuuuuuuuuuuuu
TE SIGUEN POKIANDO EN FACEBOOK FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Yo Y U NO online?
MAYAG&#220;EZ INTERNET Y U SO SHITTY??????
boyfrend y u no text back?!
JOHN CENA Y U NO SELL MOVES?!?!
Michio y u no come to harvard?
y u no get a life *says the one who's making this meme*
y u no pay attention in class?
WHen ALL ELSE FAILS Y U NO LIKE THEM YET ?
FACEBOOK Y U NO HAVE DISLIKE FEATURE!
BEBO Y U NO DIE SOONER?
Rydog Y U No Use Tac Insert?!
JESSIKA WHY U NO SEPARATE EGG WHITES FROM EGG YELLOWS?!?!
PPLZ Y U NO LOAD YOUR OWN DISHES?!?!
katy b y u no leave when lights on?!
Y U NO UPLOAD
9GAG Y u so genius
QUIERES CHORIZO DE LA MAMA ?!
Brain Bleach y u no exist?
Stargate universe y u no have season 3
Y U NOT AT THE HOT PAGE?
you belong with me y u no see?
hey u y u no up vote?
wenger y u no let henry play
stickam girls Y U No show boobs?
TIME Y U NO TRAVEL FASTER
QUT TIMETABLES Y U UNREASONABLE?
Math Test today? y i NO STUDY?!
Susan B. anthony y u no quarter
OPPONENT Y U NO GETTING HIT
ur breath stinks like hell y u no brush ur teeth?
Happy? Then y u no smile?
Fourth Wall Y u no break?
ciao aaa
nt steam friends... y u no play tf2?
axe detailer  y U so funny!?
kitchen student Y U NO finish class early?!
Youtube y no u Keep the same sub boxes!!!
EARPHONES Y U NO STOP TANGLING
STARBUCKS WHY Y NO DELIVER??
I Love you Y u no let me make a tumblr?!
nerdy things y u more fun than homework?
Y U NO REPLY?
Mike y u no drunk the rum?
satesh!!! y u no not wear heels???
PARENtS Y U NO CLOSE DOOR?!
keato 10
NURSE Y U NO LET ME GO HOME?!
Y U NO Believe in IRC?
MESSYCANS Y U NO PAY?
gwen y u no use real name
EMMR Y U DIG FAT CHICKS?!
CLEVERBOT Y U say nosense stuff?
LOVE  Y U NO EXIST
Homework y U so stressful
miami heat y u no win without referees
'It's all your fault' y u blame it on me
i post trollface picture.... y u no mad bro?
Y U No see that i love you?!
Y U NO TROLL HARDER
KIdd Y U NO WIPE off sweat
kidd y u no wipe off sweat
Y U NO  FUS RO DAH!?
MADCULT Y U NO play somewhere near ostrava!?
Prince eric y u no kiss the girl?
several tweets y u no stay instead of dissappearing for no reason?
Uno hound! y u no drop bracelet?!
mayhem fest y u no virginia beach this year??
'The game you have requested has ended' ROBLOX! y u no do another game play then?!
friend names a song y u no give me link
Nina y u so computer illiterate
mediafire y u no let me upload virus
y u no meme y u no remove white triangle from between your body and left armpit?
EEh y u late!
STEAM SUPPORT Y U SO SLOW?
Y U NO Y U NO stop asking questions?
school y u no end?
INter y u no score!!!
Wollay Y u no release cube world
ADOBE PREMIERE Y U NO TELL THE TRUTH
Neighbours y u no lift chairs when move them?!
rumours Y u not true?
Y Me no draw good?
Pitbull Y U NO let it rain over me?
HEY SMURFS! Y U NO get more girls
electrons y u no be in one place at the same time?
y u so cute Alex?
YOU'RE THE DEVIL
BRUNO Y u no feel like doing anything?
HALL AND OATES Y U NO GO FOR THAT?
Politicians y U no Fix Country?
connor why u such good brother <3
Lauren y u no work
y u no stop lying ?
63.1% of americans Y U NO EAT HEALTHY?!
Y U SO sHADDY FO?
y u no  bring skis home
buffalos y u no have wings?!?
*baby baby baby ohhhh* y u no  stop molesting baby
Charlie mcDONNELL Y U NO MARRY ME?
Y U No INBOX ME ?
y u no call me now ?
DUBS Y U NO TRIPS?
NAVI Y U NO SHUT UP
y u no call  THE amberlamps?
9gag commenters (9fags) y u so stupid??!!
Y U No text back after 5 hours???
KEVIN Y U NO FINISH HIGH SCHOOL
U R DUTCH WHY U NO LIKE R CLOGS???
girl who constantly complains about weight y u no put away ice cream?
EriC whitacre Y u Dissonance so awesomE?
Riah y u no happy?!
real madrid y u no no beat barcelona
shuffle y u always play same songs???
lil bubba isaac y u no sleep before lunch
japanese y u no make sense
victory records y u no de-sign the skyline?
/cast avada kedavra y u no work
It's been two weeks Y U NO SEE SBF!
He was john 'the baptist' hello!
scissor lift Y U NO GO UP!?!?!??
TIMELINE Y U SO UGLY FOR?
ACCOUNTING Y U NO MAKING SENSE!?!
Hey u y u love norris & not matt?!
ACP Test y u no open book?!
FACEBOOK why u give us timeline
hulu plus Y U No show 30 rock?
Geneseo student Y U NO LIKE COLLEGE UNION FACEBOOK PAGE
E'erbody y u no use memes right?
USING A AXE? y U dont punch the trees?
wii y u no have good fps
THEO Y U NO LOVE SAMMII ?
Emilie Autumn y u don't release FLAG?
Them Crooked Vultures Y U no make a new album?
Y U NO GUY Y U NO GIVE PHILOSORAPTOR A TURN?
grammar Y u no this easy
Anons y u no message me?!
cartoon network y u no fun anymore!?
Deliverance y u have forgotten me?!
CAPCOM Y U NO BRING BACK MEGAMAN!?
9gag people y u no share less
Y U NO TAKE STAIRS?
www.glaucousresearchco.com Y U NO SEND DRUGS TO DK?
Futurama Fry Y u no check?!
Beastie boys y u no sleep till brooklyn
Photo Man Will France Y U No Take Horizontal Pics?
Movie night You no talk now
Y u no PARTY MORE!!!
BROTHER Y U NO LET ME BORROW SKYRIM
Strong independent black woman Y U NO NEED MAN?
St-lawrence y u no close school
myspace y u no compete with facebook
DAWUD Y U COP AND PASTE?
DAWUD Y U COPY AND PASTE?
admin y u no mIngle w/ SEC ONES??
NATASYA REHULINA Y U SO BEAUTIFUL!?
y u no know  guiness draught is in bottle/can not on tap!!!
punk rock girl y u no give him chance?!
Denecker Y u no salt roads
3SRB Y U NO SAVING PRIVATE RYAN?
9gag Y u remove all acta posts???
u stalk me but y u no tell me
Kira y u no write justin bieber!
WOMAN  Y U NO KITCHEN
JOHNMARK Y U NO TEACH THAT WAY
Naomi y u no text back??
Rich kids Why you buy so many shoes!?
Akinator y u no wake up?
uz 4sqer on nokia y u no chuz ifon ?
Right now y u no five o'clock?
WINDOWS Y U NO HAVE CURTAINS
Person y u no open mail!
People who like my memes Y U No comment!?
Y U No Cook bacon?!
Sabba y  u  no  shutup ??
DON Why I no hear what u say
Jaime
ASIANS Y U NO DRIVE GOOD?!?
Emo Y u no happEh?
slow drivers y u drive in fastlane?
Vince y u no love your own nuts
Y U LEAVE?
you like somenthing on my facebook wall y u no share on your wall?
meme generator y u no have better selection of images?
beebuzz y u no stop flashing on my blackberry?
HEY YOU Y U NO PAY RENT?
Emo Y u no die?!?!
Justin beiber Y u so gay?!?!
y u no final your dissertation and pass all your exams???
Microsoft why u no make good operating system
u always invisible on gtalk y u no speak!
y u no final your dissertation and pass all your exams
Facebook y u no leave layout alone?!
F1 button y u no escape button!!!!
facebook y u no stop changing?
Front Page Memes Y u no original
CHAT Y U NO CHATTING?!?
katniss
Scroll Lock why u no go away?
scroll lock y u no leave keyboard?
Code y u no work on other people machine?
Y U NO TYPE THE CORRECT ADDRESS?
ADOBE Y U find that i pirated ur shit
Sweden signed acta today y u no protest?
WHY U NO MAKE JOKES IN ATLANTA?
SOCIAL STUDIES Y U NO BE SMALLER?
Frank and george Y u no look different
mONEY Y U NO FREE?
JJ QUIRINO Y U SO FAT!?
STUDENTS
Penn State Y U Kill Joepa??
I headshot you Y U no Die?
puffinus puffinus y no puffin?
Thistory Outline Y U No Write Yourself?
people y u no sleep
azaleea y u no break up with boyfriend?
DNS Y U NO WORK?
Spotify y u no have newer Arch enemy songs??????
LOST Y U NO MAKE SENse?!?!
Homework ah y u nvr ending !!!
Fencing Coaches Y U No patient like me!!??
you took an arrow to the knee ? y u no take off ?
JM CInema y u no 2d movies?!?!
subway  y u no cut my sandwich
MOM  Y U ALWAYS DRUNK
Adobe Illustrator y u no stop freezing
'KLAPAUCIUS' Y U NO WORK IN REAL LIFE?
UPS y u no get here more faster
facebook y u no shut up about politics?
BridJe! Y u no go online recently?
BRYAN Y U No like me?
mayans y u no make a longer calendar??
pee and poo y u no ask to come out at the same time??
Soundclouderzz Y U SEND ME SO MANY MESSAGES?
cubone y u no have mom?
want to be happy for rest of your life y u no get an ugly girl to marry u
Red Solo Cup y u no proceed to party?
PBS Y U No have commercials so I can get beer?
Paula Deen Y U No make me cookies
Justin bieber y u no hate him?
free emoticons y u no stop giving me virus?!
y u no die sopa?
Samantha Y U No Love Me No More ?
american idol y u no keep simon cowell?
IB Y U no pass with 14
receive text@7:45. text back@7:46. y u no respond!?
People Y U no wash dishes?!
weather channel y u no show on 8's?!
politicians y u no stop robbing us???
BAFO Y U NO GUCKEN!?
FACE Y U NO SHAVE YOUR SELF?!
ice cream y u chinese?
Words with friends y u no take my word
Deaf guy y u no what??
BUSES Y U NO JUST IN TIME
Star wars: the old republic y u no single player?
Josh y u no hungry!!
fIRE AT ANCASTER? Y U NO TELL ME
Teammates y u play like my grandma
sandra y u no press ok !?!
I ask the teacher why you always answer
Old man Y u no what?
y u no  have guinness draught!
dave y u no wait for coffee to be done ?!?
ANONYMOUS Y U NO SMARTZ?
google y u no spell correct all the words
Final cut x y u no open final cut 7 projects?
minecraft y u no circel
jets y u no win road game
carl johnson y u no have your own car!
Filippo sabetti: y u no speak faster?!?
marble hornets y u no make new video?
Sopa
SAN ANGELO WATER Y U SO NASTY?!
BRANCHES Y U NO UNDERSTAND SIMPLE DIRECTIONS???!!!
channing tatum Y U NO Brad Pitt?
BULLDOG Y U SO BULLSHIT?
facebook user with same name  yuno accept friend request?
Uno y u no...uhhh y??
Rian y u no feed me?
SATURDAY Y U NO HAVE TIME?
SOPA Y U NO GIVE US MEGAUPLOAD BACK
good things y u no come in big packages?!?
RICK! Y U NO ROLL ME?
9GAG Y U ARE EVERYTIME IN MY MIND!?
Internet explorer y u no give up?!
obama y u no mAKE CHANGE!?
rapidotron Y U NO work
Sooky La LA Y U NO reply
Nextkassa Y u no password yet?
self y u looking down on keyboard while typing?
TANK7Z IM FAKIN SHOOT EM
6 head shots y u no die!?!?!?!
solar flare y u so harmless??
i sell homemade magnets on etsy
People y u no mind your own business?!
Neil y ur status meaninglessly approve of obama without stating his political views with which you agree?
this meme freaks me the hell out
Ravens y u no make field goal
LAPTOP Y U NO stay protected?
Playstation store Y U NO HAVE GOOD UPDATE
Rainbow bunchie y u no stop smiling
S.A.t Y u no do yourself?!?!?
SHIT I JUST SHATTERED
POO FACE Y U NO LIKE FACEBOOK TIMELINE?!
Deadmua5 y u no spelled deadmouse
LINDY y u leave me so lonely?
schoonover exam y u so easy?
Anas Madanat Y U LOVE ME?
I have evidence y u no like onions!?!?
sam y u no put all spark in my chest!?
nice things y u no free?!?!
TYLER ANDERSON Y U NO LIKE DAT ASS?
Rise of the bot army y u no just play pvp?
Nanuli xantadze Y U NO RITE BETTER MARKS?????
History Why You no interesting?!?!?
justin bieber y u no stop singing ?!?
BOSS Y U No let me go home early?
Dumb Asian kid Y U NO SMARt?!?!
BRO Y U NO STOP SENDING ME TROLL FACE
billy y u no make kick?!?!
creeper y u no stop going boom
Professor y u no let me pass
government y u no listen to us
SCARAMOUCHE Y U NO DO FANDANGO!?
y u no y u no stop being so popular ?!?
Fran&#231;ais pourquoi tu n'es pas facile&#160;?!
DAN Y U LIKE NICKELBACK?
PEOPLE Y U MAKE SO MANY SOPA MEMES OF ME?
abbe KAN DU VA NORMAL? SPELA ROLL....
Meme generator y u no start in english
ANNOTATIVE Y U NO WORK !?!
why you NO LAUGH
Annotatives y u no work ?!?
dave y u no make your face ?!?
sun y u no give powahz
Pets that live in tErrariums y u no hang out where I can see u
BF3 y u no have more vehicles?!
VIRGIN MEDIA Y U SO SHIT?
Cis Y U NO LIKE MY BIRTHDAY MESSAGE??
j&#246;rg why u doin this to me?
niel y u no like dubstep?
Synyster gates y u not in my bed?
coronal mass ejection  y u no hit erth?
Damn you caleb Y you so handsome
ΧΡΥΣΟΧΟΪΔΗ Y U NO READ MEMORANDUM?
UMEK Y U NO MEKK?
Italian MLp:fim y u have such better opening??
Wait a minute Y U NO Have 'Confused' Option?
magic y u no score over 56 points?
y u no give cake
hey birthday kid y u no just fap ?
k-zone y u no feature ponies?
Sopa Y u sopatheTic?!
y u no pay bills?
TARA ISHA Y U NO EAT?
LInux
morning y u no give me wood
morning y u no give me wood
DUA y u no quit already?
12th grade teachers y u no stop teaching?
moomoo y u no eff yourself
facebook y u no let things be
Eve!!!  Y u No Remember smartcard?!?!?
Barry eakin y u no funny
Homework  Y me no do?
BRITTANY Y U SO BEAUTIFUL?!?
MEMES Y U NO STOP SOPA JOKES
Amy Butler Y U NO SpAm GOoD?
VALENTINA Y U NO WRITE ANYMORE!?
DDS  y u no rambo!?
DIARRHEA  Y U No warn me?
Amy Butler Y U NO SpAm GOoD?
Amy Butler Y U NO SpAm GOoD?
Amy Butler Y U NO SpAm GOoD?
Amy Butler Y U NO SpAm GOoD?
Amy Butler Y U NO SpAm GOoD?
Amy Butler Y U NO SpAm GOoD?
Amy Butler Y U NO SpAm GOoD?
Amy Butler Y U NO SpAm GOoD?
Amy Butler Y U NO SpAm GOoD?
Amy Butler Y U NO SpAM?
Amy Butler Y U NO SpAM?
49ers!!!!!!!! why u drop ball!!!!!!!!
Amy Butler Y U NO SpAM?
Amy Butler Y U NO SpAM?
Amy Butler Y U NO SpAM?
Filosofy  You no make sense
left hand y u no fap as good as right?!?!
Headache & insomnia Y U NO weggehen?!
Y U NO HAZ  default network settings?
y u no make sandwich?
Apple Y U No support FLASH!?
Billy cundiff y u no kick right!?
SOPA/PIPA and ACTA WHY U SO STUPID?!?
u break build y u no write good code?!?!
1% Y U no give money to poor
college apps y u no do your self?
MRS. JENSEN Y U NO BUY SNICKERS?
9gag y u no let me see vote page!?
Ravens y u no make field goal
SiCk boyfriend Y u no Feel better?
pringles y u no let me stop if i pop
iPhone Y u NO have work with gloves?
medieval Europe Y U NO STUCK IN MY BRAINZ?
Nirali y u no smile ?
Nicki minaj y u hoe my brain
memegenerator y u no available
Meme generator my favorites y u no show me my favorites!?
Google y u no stop offering chrome on your homepage
it's Monday Y U NO FRIDAY YET?
SHahi Y U SO GAY?!
tom brady Y U have sex with giselle?!?!
room y u no have ctrl-f!?
women y u no have curves?!
Y U NO ENTER CORRECT DATA?!
SUDAN Y U no good at football?!
PERSONALITY WHY U SO AWKWARD WITH HOT GUYS
De_nuance Y u no nuanceren?!!
Y U NO IRL?
sexy man y u no text me???
expensive iranian meatball y u no have any meat inside?
people on torrent y u no seed more
K&L Gates Y U So busy?!
s.o.p.a and p.i.p.a y u exist
one direction  y u no dress properly
y u no  use better words
Băsescu y u no leave romania alone ?
YOUSIFF Y U SO LAZY!
hitler y u like berlin so much?
Angie  y u no sleep
a girl's facebook album from argentina Y U no go to south america on summer?
state farm offers cheaper rates Y U NO BUY our INSURance!?
DUDE Y u No Play your WWF turn?
AT&T Y U NO KEEP GOOD DATA RATES?!
HEY SEXY Y U NO FOLLOW MY BLOG?!
Siena college fair y u no last for 4 days since there is no classes on monday?
wEEKEND Y U SO SHORT??
i LOVE U Y U NO LIKE ME  WITH OUT MAKE UP
hair y u no stay in my head?
pulled muscle y u  feel like crack rib
GIrlfriend Y U No answer text?
Girls at letourneau y u no look good?
49ers  WHY YOU LOSE???
49ers Y U NO WIN CHAMPIONSHIP
curly hair y u no smooth and beautiful?
Y U NO drop?
maggie clerici y u no think i'm pretty?
Jan 26th Y U No come sooner
twins y u no date both
CH1DO Y U NO GET ON
Y U NO STOP  COMPLAINING ABOUT EVERYTHING
Channing Tatum why you no be my husband?
TYREECE Y U NO KEEP FACEBOOK COMMENTS?
pc y u no work fast?!?
Teemu ... ... y u so da best?
Santi wah u se?
OWEN JONES Y U NO LEAVE LABOUR?
Billy Cundiff Y U Miss kick
EVANS Y U NO CATCH BALL?!
BILLY CUNDIFF
alisha Kanitkar!!! Y U NO MAKE STUDy guide for Cell Transport!
Sheepshooter y u no kill heroic bosses?
billy cundiff y u no make kick?
billy cundiff y u no have job anymore?
billy cundiff y u no like making field goals
Lee evans y u no catch ball?!
RAVENS Y U NO BEAT PATRIOTS
billy cundiff y u no kick ball straight?!
ravens y u no beat patriots
Nintendo y u support sopa!?
girls with ipads y u no stop uploading stupid photos?!
Y when i make a photo with my iphone because i dont have a digital camera only thing noticed is iphone?
Tech Support y u no speak clear english
Jehovah's Witnesses Y u no skip my house
9GAG Y U NO HAVE RAGE COMIC Creator
Chinese new year y u stop give me red envelope!?
WEB DESIGNER Y U NOT UNDERSTAND USABILITY
9GAG Y U NO HAVE FAST MODE FOR TRENDING/VOTE PAGE
Ipad y u no have usb?!
aRAB 9gaggers Y U NO SPELL gaggers CORRECTLY?
micheal carrick y u no run with ball?
DONALD NIE PODPISUJ ACTA!
Kids Y u no pee in toilet?
LADS Y U NO FINISH UR HW?
ARSENAL Y U NO WIN?
iPad Y u no have usb?!
MR. STEPHENS Y U no MAke test open book
cydia why u no load faster
y u no put philosoraptor as best meme
Weekend y u no last longer?
Phil Y u no like 49ers?
ShirlYn tan sOay Ling Y u so no life
TAEYEON
TSM Y U NO PWN M5?!
scumbag steve y u no good guy greg?
Man in mirror Y U No handsom?
DJ DALSTON Y U NO PERFORM EARLIER??
KUYA isaam y u not know me ? i am the famous justin beiber
U.S GOVERNMENT Y U NO DROP THE SOPA
JOnas! y U No can physics!?
Nando's Y u still no open in dic?
New character creator y u no create my new character?
brain y u only witty online
Andrej Pejic Y U No Woman
selena gomez! why you no date guys?
buffy y u no stake edward?
SELLER y u no take trades?
Facebook y u no put dislike button on s.o.p.a
i shoot yew y u no die  ?!
people against sopa why yu no like soup?!
xbox live y u no free?
SOPA Y U NO TAKE DOWN 9GAG?
Rainbow dash y u always crash?
y u no guy y u no free app??
China y u no celebrate new year together with the rest of the world
CARA MILLER Y U NO MARRIED TO ME FOREVER
Che kseniara
Beyonce Y U No SINGLE LADY
The Minecraft Project Live! y u no play halo
Erick Y u no like mah status?
KNICKS  Y U NO PLAY DEFENSE
MIst energy y u no rechrage faster
Y U BE NOOB TOOBING!?
ANdroid  y u no have instagram on android market yet?
Y U NO CONVERT TRUCK?!?!?!
watchmecode.net y u make me wait so long
BARBIE Y U NO SHARE PREETINESS
me y u no stop saying y u no??
BREAKING BENJAMIN Y U NO STILL TOGETHER!?
y u  so cute?
Mobile internet y u no go faster?
armis y u no specsavers!?
WATHCU LOOKING AT? FOOL!
STEVIE Y U NO LOVE JONNO?!
Zach Porter y U No do it 2 me?!
REBECCA BLACK Y U NO TELL US WHAT COMES AFTER SUNDAY?
fbi Y U close megaupload?!
fbi Y U close megaupload?!
messi y u no let someone else to have a ballon d'or too ?
anannya Y U NO COME ONLINE
Soap Why you no here
ELECTRODE Y U NO COMMENT ON MY SOUNDCLOUD TRACKS?
Y U NO Bring Da funk
SOPA Y U NO KILL URSELF
iphone games y u no free
facebook y u no stop AskinG me to like every meme
MAC Y U need to press CTRL to right click??!!!
angry birds y u no calm down?
FRANCO Y U NO CONfidence?
AFTER EFFECTS Y U NEED QUICKTIME?!
Top TEXT Y U NO bOTTOM TEXT!
Zayn Malik Y u no come to my bed?
TURNS OFF AT THE WALL LIGHT y U NO TURN OFF >.<
whoever typed this y u no finish typi
lebron y u no win championship?
Aliens Y U NO INVADE US ALREADY?
one direction y u no come to malta?
LEON Y U NO COME TO school
Palestinian authority y no recognize israel's right to exist?
9gagares Y U No make posts about avatar too
Math Y U No Simple
SOPA Y U NO STFU?
Culture Y u no cooperate !?
test y u no multiple choice?
white guy dont say hi? Y U so racist?
big boy y u no sit on it?!
Women y U so Hot?
MCGILL Y U NO RELEASE DECISIONS ALREADY?!?
summer y u no come sooner?
One does not simply use the wrong meme
People y u no logical? ?у почему б**ДЬ?
rails Y u so slow
Dodo Y u no cook?
Culture Y u no cooperate !?
Malaysian toilet y u no have toilet paper?
pulp fiction y u no better movie?
david beckham y u no dump posh spice for me?!
3D Studio Max Y u kill me right now ?!?!
Jeff mangum y u semen stain mountains?!
Why U NO make better memes?!
HOt quebec girl y u no live  at usa
KUBA! Y U SO LEKTOR???
warheads y u no sour!?
hey you y u no answer!?
why ???
COLLEGE Y U NO ACCEPT?
Bell Y U NO HAVE STABLE INTERNET
SOpa Y u so gay
GSM Users Y U NO Like Gummy
Adam lambert y u have to be gay?!?!
WOMAN Y U NO MAKE ME SAMMICH
snoopy y u no come home
10 years old Y u no bake cake?
Y U No Skype anymore?
girls y u no think i'm straight
Sopa Y u no send jb to jail?!
BULLIEs y u no tolerate?
RACHEL Y U NO DOWNLOAD GOOGLE CHROME!?
sly cooper y u no come out faster?!
PIPA Y U NO STAY ON THE SKY
ADVISE DOG Y U NO GOD TIER?!
WEATHER! Y U NO SNOW ON WEKDAYS!?
guys y u no smile in your pictures!?!
STUDENTS Y U NO DO HOMEWORK
Y U NO READ MY BOOK?
Future y u no look good!?
JADE y u no pretty like her?!
yolanda be cool & DCUP y u no speak americano?
POKEMON Y U NO RIGHT NATURE
TOILET PAPER ROLLS Y U  NO BRING ME SOME?!
SOPA Y U NO GO AwaY!!!!!
SOPA Y U NO BLOCK YOUTUBE ADS!?
Ishtev Y u no give us signature
Long phan  y u no stop killing afgans and come back to america!?
Ed sheeran y u no love me?
fbi y u close megavideo?!?
Fox News Y u no have news about foxes?
woman Y U No make me samich?
27 facebook friends y u no talk 2 me!?
MATLAB Y U NO COMPUTE FASTER?
Thorondor Y U NO Rescue fingolfin earlier??
Jessica y u no want to chat with me?
MATIJA Y U NO GO ON VECATION
Muriel gauthier y u no stand up?!
mouth y u no speak what brain is thinking about?
AMERICA Y U NO HAVE ONE DIRECTIONS ALBUM 'UP ALL NIGHT' RELEASED YET?
DC Universe Y U NO LOAD FASTER?
YIN!!!! Y u no anSwer the phone?
jack y u no come back?
DAVID WHY U NO HAVE BRAIN?!
Youtube y u no load?!
metallica y u no play dyers eve live?
Y U NO support unicode
Phone Y u no work?!?
LIFE Y U INTERRUPT SKYRIM
Physics
Eduard Khil you can't sing trololo
Eclipse Phase: Rimward Y U NO Release on Time?
sopa y u no stopping the next justin bieber
Fast Food y u no make me faster?
y u no stop the sopa
Vi-Dan y u no give us more!?!?!
people doing all the rage faces y u so stupid?
P.E. CLASS Y U NO EXTEND TIME!?!?
Bomb y u no go boom
REddit Y u no let me submit fASTER?
Arab 9Gag admin Y U NO Creative!!
HEY YOU Y U NO PICK A PRODUCT?
Sopa y u so stopid?
beteee
Nyan cAT y u fly ?!
Patrizia gianni y u no let us pass?
New facebook Y u no Give myspace its website back?!
iphone Y u no let me sleep!
Godfrey y u no speak tagalog??
BYOB! Y u no bring ur own bitches?!
Republicans y u no live in reality
vICTORIANS Y U NO BUY ME
Y U no liKe Mexicans Sherf Jo?!
fbi y u no take down criminals and killers instead of web pages
Y U No like mexicans sherf jo?!
y u no leave me on friday
megan fox y u no stop sexting me?!
homework y u no distract me like meme generator?!
alarm clock y u no always wake me up?
zombies y u no like chicken
Y U NO PHOTO?!!!!
Y U NO DECIDE ON AVATAR?!
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS Y U NO WORK FOR ME!?!?!
SOPA! Why you mean shaddap in greek?????
Facebook Why u no make ppl smart
Memes Y U No funny in my own language!?
hEY fET LIFE WHY U NO MAKE CHAT PRIVATE?!
HOMEWORK!!! Y U NO DO YOURSELF!?!?
Hey Sopa / Pipa Why you gotta be a Narc?
Y U no smoke brunt?
ROn PAul y u no speak good?
Dev Y u no like base up high?
Hey america y u no vote for ron paul?!
RJ_DASH Y U NO LOOK INTO CAMERA
FACEBOOK Y U NO MAKE 'DISLIKE' BUTTON!?
hipsters y u no listen to real music
CON LAW Y U MAKE NO SENSE!?!?
ALEXIS Y U NO REALIZE I NO REALIZE YOU REALIZE?!!?
y u no  have money???
Y U No Guy Why don't you speak correctly?
Cat y u no listen
Wiz Khalifa.  y u no find keys to car?
RACHEL Y U NO GIVE ME FOOD AND SEX
CRAIG OWENS Y U NO STOP WHINING LIKE little girl?!
BETHESDA Y U NO CREATION KIT?
jose y u no delete ur comment?
SEGA Y U NO MAKE SHEMNUE 3?
THETA CHI Y U NO CHAPTERIZE US?
U STUPID WOMEN! Can't u see i'm Studying?
damn you poker-gods! y u no give me good hands?!
Haters Y U no kiss my ass?
Buffalo Bills Y U No Win Super bowl
Evans library y u have door at only one end of building?
Indiana Defense y u fall for pump fake everytime?
RIOT Y U NO MAKE NEW SUPPORT CHAMPION
lame people y u no like dubstep
jack griffin y u no behave at the meeting???
Y U NO Make ugly girl turn into robot
WOMAN y u no make sandwich?
Y U NO Boolean search Pivotal Tracker?
Y U NO STOP ADDING ME?? WHERE U COME FROm??
weather people y u no tell the truth
tommy carrs y u no make happy face?!
facebook messages y u no use email
algebra 2 class y u no keep one teacher?!
NOOBS!! Y U NO QUICKSCOPE?!?!??
BRAIN ... Y U NO WORK ?!
UIC Y U NO SHARE WIFI?
google translate y u no translate your own suggestions?
Noobs!! Y U NO QUICKSCOPE?!?!??
WOMAN Y U NO CRY?
Maria de f&#225;tima y u no like barney
terets guy y u no have terets
homophobes y u no stfu?!
štraser y u no make sense?
Darth Vader y u no!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pink Floyd Y U need help carrying stone?
Nitric Oxide No
Y U NO AnSWER
asians y u no drive faster
SOCK Y U NO STAY ON MY FOOT ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT?
chuck norris why u no take anger management
Endermen Y u no stop staring at me !?
Creeper Why u blow up my House !?
really hot asian girl in tight pink shirt in pron ads y u no in real pron!
Skyward Y U No work?
life y u no easy?
Doctor Robotnik Y U NO KILL SONIC?
SCENE KIDS Y U NO ADMIT UR SCENE?
internet Y U  NO let me study
Followers y u no love me?
Male dogs y u no stop humping each other?
christian y u no tell me you no be here tomorrow! no i need new ride to butte !
Zelda Pros Navi 'Aint Got Shit on us!
Internet Y U NO Working?!
MSPS Y U NO CONFIRM ADDRESS'?!
liverpool fc y u no sign good players
Dj Y U NO B Like Sopa and gtfo!?
BARCELONA! Y U NO LET US HAVE BALL!?
kids y u no get better??
CLARA Y U NO MAKE VIDEOS ANYMORE??? AINNA LOVES YOU.
Love of my life y u eternally friendzone me???
Y u all me friends not now how 2 play
Y U NO Quadfeed?
CAKE Y U NO GOOD?!
Real madrid y u don't use the force?
Facebook Y U No refresh EA page every 10 seconed mn nafsak
parinaz y u so hairy?
DINNA Y U SO OBSESSED WITH MY FOREHEAD
alex salmond y u no wear kilt?
Spanish y u no let anime opening in japan?
cat y u no take pictures with me
WOMEN Y U NO HAVE COMFORTABLE COUCH PILLOWS?
Y U No Answer u fone??
Spanish y u no let anime opening in japan?
school y u no have snow day?!
snow y u no stick to ground?!
wiki blackout in exam period y u no have information
y u no prostest sopa!?!?!
Fujitsu Lifebook 2013 Y U NO EXIST?!
Y U SExist vrut betaie?
YOUTUBE
SOPA Y U NO make sense
Textbooks Y u no have more pictUres?!?
DEAR TEACHERS Y U NO JUST PUT GRADES ONLINE?
DEAR TEACHERS Y U NO JUST PUT GRADES ONLINE?
sWE y u so similar to analysis
USA y u think u can make a decision for all of us?
Kant y u no write proper sentences?
people liking my status y u no comment?
Drew y u wanna clap?!
Skype Y U NO ADD ME ??
Congress Y U no kill Sopa already?
took a nap.woke up more tired than before. nap y u no help me?!
amazon.com y  u no be available in Brazil
VAMPIRE KNIGHT Y U NO MAKE EPISODE 13
ensias profesors u no stop giving us projects
@JAYJOON Y U NO COME DOWNSTAIRS
COMMERCIALS? Y U NO STAY AWAY?!
siak ng y u no have edit button?!?
SOPA & PIPA Y U RUIN THE INTERNET?
stalker community Y u no wait for me to finish current playthrough
Martin Penner y u ask so many question?
facebook y u no blackout?!?
y u no  look left
Wikipedia Y u no help me out with my Hormwork for 19.01.12?
United States Y U no freedom anymore?
alarm clock y u no let me sleep
DARTH VADER Y U NOT MY FATHER?!?!
Y u no delete facebook  AFTER u SAY you will?!
im hungry and i cant move y u no here to help me?!
ADOLFO  Y U NO IN ADELAIDE
ETIENNE Y U NO GET A JOB
SCHETTINO Y U NOT ON BOARD?
KYUUBI Y U No evil anymore
Smart girls y u no single ?
Women Y u no just tell us what's wrong?!
add top text?
DEMORALISER Y U NO SEND ME SHIRT
H.P! Y U NO MAKE RELIABLE LAPTOPS??
YOU Y U NO SELECT LANGUAGE
Notes Y U NO TYPE THEM?
WIKIPEDIA Y U NO HELP ME FINISH MY ESSAY???
Internet Y U No faster ?
HOMEWORKS Y U NO HAVE cTRL-C AND cTRL-V
SOPA Y U NO LEAVE INTERNET ALONE?
TORADORA Y U NO HAVE ENGLISH DUB?!
facebook y no black out you son of a sopa
CAC ACAC
WIKIPEDIA Y U NO WORK THE DAY BEFORE ASSIGNMENT DUE
Perth y so hot??
subscribers y u no comment on my whispers?
Deedee Y u no Get out of my laboratory?!!
AMERICA Y U NO VOTE FOR RON PAUL?
congress y u no let internet be internet?
call of duty y u no knife !???
call of duty y u no knife !???
call of duty why u no knife !???!
call of duty y u no knife !???
marry me y u no do it?
adjudicators y u no post results yet?!
zoomtown why you drop call after :05?
cute cute girl y u no talk to me?
call of duty y u no knife !???
JOE JOE SUPREME Y U NO HAVE MONEYS
Totodile Y u no faster?!
Catherine White y u no take juan to heat game?
generate y u no select language?
... y u no enter text?
weiner y u no be bigger
Freddy Why u so stupid?
Elton JOhn Y U no tell everybody it is your song?!
james michel y u no like girls
Governtmet Y U Want to LIMIT internet
Pantry Y u no grow food?
FB Chat y u no work!?
Sharon's Phone y u no download this Faster?!?
F5 Y U NO UNDERSTAND?
Icrontic Y U NO GIVE ME MY OWN DAY?
Brandan y u no make me memes?!
y u no  see you are who he is talking about
Domii dies ''At least they used flash''
PYRAMID Y U NO more?
TMG Y U no know wat a meme is?
Sakura Haruno Y U SO AWESOME?
hand y u no marry me
DEVIN DEVINE Y U No Celebrate taco madness NO MORE?
Bethesda Y U NO Fix YOUR Games?
Received message y u no from my crush?
Y U SO ADDICTING 9gag
Ms.Konwolk Y u no give me a+
Language designers y u no learn language design!?
FRANNY Y U STAY UP SO LATE?!
Studenci y u sie nie uczycie mechany ?!
JANET CONE Y U NO WANT HOME COURT?!
Andy Reid y u no Hire Spagz already
STEPAN Y U NO STUDy?!?
Codeacademy y u no has hunnert x-r-size badge???
live y u no give me friens
captain Y U NO GO BACK TO THE SHIP
BETHANY Y U NO UNDERSTAND MEME
COD MW3 Y U NO PLAY NO MOAR!?
DAN why you use no W
y u no play?!
Woz Y U still use iphone??
Y U NO TURN DOWN LOUD MUSIC
steven toyota y u no order right parts?
Frodo and Sam Y u no ride eagle
WAter y u no stop ruin my keyboard
Water y u no stop ruining my keyboard
ALPER Y U NO STFU?!?
LISA CARPENTER Y U NO STRUCTURE SENTENCE GOOD?
'not sure if...' y u no choose right meme?
George Strait y u no come to texas?!
MEME genereator y u no select language for me
Lebanon y u no stick with abul 3abed jokes
rain y u no snow
CLASS Y u no clap?
skyrim y u no make me a real dragonhunter?
FM 4 Geburtstagsfest y u no buy cards?
janis y u no there when i make good word jokes?
y u no see words over me?
Jerry Y U have no normal profile pic
cHARLIE BOY WHY U NO SIGN LETTER ??
sharlene y u no wash face?!!
y u not let me in?
dubstep y u keep pretending u music?
itunes y u no support flac?
students Y U No convert to PDF?!
autoblog y u no speak english good?
Pipe Bombs Y U NO KILL ZOMBIES?
Russians Y U No learn english
Slickdeals Y U have no deals?
PROSECUTION TEAM Y U NO READY FOR TRIAL?
y u no reply my DM?
yourbrainonporn.com Y U nO let me fap
BUKA Y u  no let me sleep!!!
indian food y u so spicy?
Guy recording y u no hold my gloves?
Sad boy y u so sad?
colton
PEOPLE! Y U NO VOTE FOR PEDRO?
ADMIN y u no luv?
FACI Y U NO DIAM DIAM?!
HArry potter y u no use magic on knife man?
Sunday Y U No COME SAILING???
clocks in china and USA at exact same time y u no exactly the same?
.docx y u no open in linux
uijng y u not add ryougi shiki in focs?
Sharon y u No Here Right now?
Packers Y u no show up for game
PEOPLE! Y U NO VOTE FOR PEDRO?
Kelsey y u no here?
packers  y u no lose like a man?
VIMEO Y U NO SKIP AHEAD
tina why you kno type anything to me
Yo B. Yo MY B. Why U NO SAY NO?
aliens y u no answer to seti
Eyes Y u no close?!?
JOHN CENA Y U NO DO MORE THAN 5 MOVES!
NOOCH Y U NO ADD ME ON STEAM
vanka y u no stop repeating you have 110 toefl
Girl Y u no sleep!?
melissa y u no show us genie dance
ginger dragons why u have no soul
justin bieber y u no stamped on at birth
cameron y u not get moab?
Antonio erceg Y u no shut up
arsenal y u no good?
ryan y u so gay
IOWA FOOTBALL PLAYERS Y u NO STOP TRANSFERRING?
Edyta where are your bushy eyebrows?!
Spiderman Movies y u no continue
PRC PEOPLE Y U NO UNDERSTAND WHAT DOOR IS FOR?
SELINA Y U NO USE EMOTION
LIFE Y U NO HAVE CTRL+ALT+DEL?
in-n-out burger y u no come to my town?
arrow y u no hit brain so i die adventurer?
My cat Y U NO CUTE ?
PEople trapped under the dome y u no dıg tunnels to escape?
Kendall Pritsch y u no talk to me
Zeds dead new song y u no hit me hard enough?
suicidal people y u no dead yet?
MEmeBuilder Y U No share to Facebook?
I BROKE UR FINGERS Y U STILL POKE?
DIOGO Y U NO GET LESS FAT
NEPTUN Y U NO WORK ?
Y U No ask google b4 ask facebook?
Shitty Y u always get ill when u need it?
diogo  Y   U   NO   STOP   EATING
game y u auto balance me onto losing team
mind f%%% y u no go away?
SOPA Y U NO LISTEN TO UN ARTICLE 19?!
Koprolers y u no update cool statuses?
Koprolers y u no update cool status?
KOPROLERS y u no update cool status?
Y U NO Be fair
Aaron Rodgers y u no as good as brady?
memes y u no real?
i like you y u no like me?
y u no guy y u always angry?
Raise Y U NO GIVE?
CRUSH Y U ALWAYS OFFLINE?
Y U NO SIGN UP FOR RAID?
ARCADE FIRE Y U NO SHOW IN INDONESIA?
FRANZY! Y U NO GO TO SCHOOL?
MEME Y U SEEMS LIKE MY TEACHER?
Ubergiant why u steal tys elos
Philipp Anton Herrmann Y U NO GO HOME?!?
TE members y u no use search
HOSTEL SINGER Y U NO SING FULL SONG??
no doubt y u no doubt?
PEOPLE I HATE Y U NO DIE
jason y u no smile
MAN WHO LOOK HERE Y U NO SIGN UP
sam y u no come to my house?! forever alone :(
federal government y u no free dc??
Business Travel Y u No be cheaper?
Mike PhelAN Y U SO RACIST!!!
GOP Y U No get along
Lucas Y u no come school
People of America y u no learn english
y u no go lower??
ChOpstick Y u no work like fork?
Monday Y U ALWAYS COME BACK?
GOOGLE Y U NO SEARCH WAT I TYPE?
Y U No let me concentrate
harry potter y u no have internet?
links so funny y u no like
dragonfire2x y u no have gmod installed?
Facebook Y U No visit us?!
spaghetti Y U NO TALK TO ME
Brooke y u no stop poking me
little green pig y u no die
Facebook Y U SO retarded ?
Y u nO Give me DIAMONDS mincraft
Chan Jianming y u no jackie chan on facebook
Rico Cordero Y U NO help me with our project?!?!
AUTOCAD Y U NO USE ALL CPU?
Sporte Y u no win
crush y u no love me back
burger king y u no have jiffy burger?
green bay Packers y u no pass defense?
Girl tells me to shut up on phone Y U NO UNDERSTAND TELEPHONE?
dear facebook chat y u no have buzz
prayer Y u no help people?
Dramione Y U no canon?
andrew orr y u no has beard?
WOMEN y u no be simple like us?
spacebar y un op ressy ourselfe arlier??
SKYRIM GUARD Y U NO HELP ME GET SWEET ROLL BACK
klasse  y u no stop studying ?!
Shit Tech y u no love me anymoar?
mark mehigan  y u so er
Petra Vosykova  Y U NO HAVE BRAINS
Neighbours y u no wear clothes
J&#228;germeister Y U No remember anything?
SKYlar delaware y u no kidnappers bring u back?
NHS ACADEC Y u no study?
Field Goal to make 7-point lead Y U NO run clock down first???
Suicider y U no kill yourself already??
Mrs. Shashy Y U No teach from book?
Apple Y U NO Siri on iphone 4?!
kati roman  y u no white ?!
blackberry y u no have angrybirds?!
Quantum Physics y u so difficult?
Liking your own status y u no have shame?
M  y U no want to party with us
ashleii y u no stop posting?!
g.a.m.e.b.o.y Why u no understand?
Room y u no have ctrl-f?
people y u no use the right memes?
lfs segamat y u no viral factor movie?
norm'sbarstool y u no like people call you fat? u mad brah?
INTERNET Y U NO HAVE INTERNET
eRepublik Why u no work ?
MCDONALD'S Y U NO SELL SAMURAI BURGER?
Kurt !! why u no give me sausage?
Florida y u no hang casey anthony?
Harveen Kaur SohanpAl Y U NO GIVE ME YOUR PHONE
lovecraft y u no use dialogues?
RANDOMS Y U NO PLAY GOOD
Josh tran  y u no realise that u r gay?
josh tran y u no realise that u r gay?
lebron! y u no make shots in forth qorter!!
18 ?! Y U so weak milheir&#243;s?
Pokemon y u no catch in pokeball?
SMITH Y U SPAM PICS?
iTunes... y u take so long to update??
Micah! y u no skype?!
minecraft y u no work?!?!?!
dear bob y u no build it yet!!!???
pornstars y u no have std yet?
Tumblr Y u glitch so much
light up shoes y u no make me run faster?!
jaylene
Penelope Y u no stay at sissy house?
OBSCUREREALITY Y U NO UPDATE??
SEGA Y U NO REMAKE DOOMSDAY ZONE?
contradictory chris y u no get off popular images?
ALTAIR IBN LA'AHAD Y U NO SWIM AND TAKE A SHOWER
Andy Y u no come for Sushi?!
MY tumblr FOLLOWERS: y u no talk to me?!?!
facebook Y U NO funny?
RICK PERRY Y U NO MAKE SENSE?
camtrad y u no come back?
SOPA Y U NO FREEDOM OF SPEECH?!
APPLES Y U MAKE MY TEETH HURT!?
bEAMAN Y U NO COOL LIKE YARED?!?
VOLDEMORT! Y U SO SOCIALLY AWKWARD?!
Will Y U NO PHOTOS?!?!
meme generator y u no save my memes?
presentations y u no give to vraj???
dev y u no dance in light?!?
Lawn Y U NO EMO?
Cops! y u no give neutrinos speed ticket instead of hassle me?
NOOB Y U NO PTFO
SCUMBAG BODY Y U SO TIRED ON FRIDAY NIGHT?
Y U NO GIVE ME SAMMICH?
Working class y u no get breeding permit?
SERBS Y U NO IN EUROPE UNION?
I Can't understand... Y U NO LIKE ANATOMY?
guys y U NO SPEAK AMERICANO?
u sick bastard y u no measure ur temperature
facebook friends y u no chat with me!
Steffen y u no learn
y u no at thorse need moar bags
oh
9gag y u no give me my soul back
People y u no have opinion anymore
People Y U NO GET LAUNDRY OUT?
pregnant woman shares 'i choOse to wait' post y u no have logic?
Karan legend killer Y u no Karen Tech killer
Yugoslavia y u no exist no more?
Boyfriend y u no believe i love you more?
fortune tellers y u no win lottery?!
portugal y u no pay me right?
justin bieber  y u no listn to my music
chuck norris  y u no like me?
CHAN HUYNH WHY U NO USE MEME GENERATOR?
darth veder y u no stop saying me you're my son ?
FINAL EXAMS Y U NO LEARN YOURSELVES ?!
Birgitte Y U no on base
Basescu
paris hilton y u no sext me?
WASH! Y U NO WASH YOUR DISH!?
ASUS Y U NO ship more transformer primes?
SM Y U NO RELEASE?
memes y u no last longer?
sarah Y U MAKE ME SHIP COANNA MORE THEN DELENA?
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ugly girl
HEY NESTO Y U NO ADMIT THAT U GAY?
boss why you no give bonus?
magic man and el diablo y u no shake and bake no more?
Sam Y U No be nice to mack?
Som y u no get humor?
weed-forums y u no post more
Hot Page y u no easier to get to
People of facebook y u no login on 9gag instead of spamming every news feed with the hot page?
male BRAIN Y U NO remember to be nice to honey
Sink  y u no hold water
ALL DAY POSTING MEMES Y U NO STOP ?
Paris hilton Y U NO Sext me?
MILOS Y U NO UNDERSTAND!
ALex zane y u no funny?
GUY WHO WASHES HANDS ALOT Y U NO THROW AWAY PAPER TOWels
Brendan wu wu y u no tell me what's wrong with my base
HONORS PROGRAM y u no smart?
Amir Khan Y u  no cheat
Y u no wear coat?
unf internet y u no work sunday nights?
Y u no take arrow to knee?
PLANETMINECRAFT Y U NO SPEND HOUR ON SKIN?
the directions I posted on your fb wall y u no follow them?
'Once a  quitter always a quitter' Y u no apply for smoking
russia y u no give us your gass?
DYRUS Y U NO SHOW EMOTIONS?
TRESSE y u no respond to me
Blackberry y u no GO FASTER DUING
Hai y u no say hai back?
kieren hyland y u no get out of pool
jonathan y u no gayz?
Y U NO Eat dikke kip
Indian bowlers y u no pick wickets?
QTPI Y U NO ON
COACHELLA Y U NO WANT MY MONEY?
Y U NO LIKE DAHGS ?
9/11 truth movement y u no take evidence to court
GIRLFRIENDS Y U NO DO MORE BLOWJOBS?
Google Chrome Y U NO render fonts correctly?
Memegenerator Y U NO Let Me Generate new images for character  i made?
youtube y u no load my little pony
KATIE Y U NO ACCEPT?
Y U NO  LOGOFF!
Y U NO Comment !?
Hiccup y u HIC NO GO HIC AWAY... HIC
Y U NO COME  FRIDAY 13TH SERIAL KILLER?
TOILET SEAT Y U NO WARM?
OLD PEOPLE
rwth y u no have girls?
maggie thatcher y u no dead yet
Kent state y u no plow sidewalks!?
workers of the world why u no unite?
doritos  y u no sell cooler ranch seasoning
Teacher y u no make damn sense?
TENACIOUS D y U no remember greatest song in the world?
RAHIMI Y U NO ANswer phone???
FANFIC IS LABELLED 'COMPLETE'; people reviewed with 'Please update' message y u no understand that it over?
EVERYONE Y U NO ANSWER MANDY?!
NIGGERS WHY YOU SWING CACTUS
Post title contains 'Battlefield' y u no talk about bf3?
gt5 wtf is with ur damage graphics ?!
Hey lady! y u no chew quietly?!
Shaun MArsh y u No score any runs?
Hogwarts Y U No accept my application
teachers  y u no tell me exactly what will be on test
SIMON Y U NO EXPLAIN
Alx Y U No Get Online on fb?
123333 12321
LINUX & ADOBE y u no bff
CLASSMATES Y U NO DO CHORES!
Y U So VAGUE
y u no clean my shit piles?
Homework y u no write yourself?
Y U No give land to people who work on it
lil wayne y u no speak english
Y u wear ugg boots With mini skirt?! Y u no pick one season?!
Y U no guy why do u say no
HEY SENATORS Y U NO MEET WITH US?
TEMPLE RUN Y U SO ADDICTING?
AAHIL!!! Y U NO AWESOME?!?
nik y u post bad pictures of me
troy gurski y u so gay?
dAVEYYYYYY Y U STILL SAD LEH
y u no let  bass cannon kick it
Escheatment y u no sound like real word
Justin bieber Y U NO A bieber
Alex wHY you no have bath
LIAM CHAPMAN Y U SO EVIL?
grandpa Y U NO DIE AND GIVE ME YOUR MONEY
dh hill y u no put up divider
Raam y u make minecraft crash!?
lADY Y U NO GO OUT WITH MEH?!
ARRow to my knee jokes y u no start being funny?
PAGE 12 OF 366 Y U NO FLIP?!
cAMPE&#195; y U NO LIKE 9GAG?
Shelyn Si dkj why u forgot to inform me go to JKEES's gathering T.T
Hair Y U NO GROW?
gio y u no open eyes ?
PRO7 Y U NO HAVE MORE DEUTSCHe IN TEH SHOW?
CUTE GIRLS Y U SO LITTLE
MICHEL TEL&#211; Y U NO BLACK?
Y U so argumentative? HNMLS no exist anymore!
UNEMPLOYMENT y u no run out?  shopwiseguys.com
y u so argumentative? hnmls no exist anymore!
y u so arugmentative? HNMLS no exist anymore!
CLass y u no clap hands
wise people Y U No shopwiseguys.com
FRIDAY FRIDAY FRIDAY!! Y U NO SHUT UP?
GREEK MILITARY Y U NO LET ME GO TO COLLEGE?
'LEGEN' Y U NO WAIT FOR IT 'DARY!'
Nature y u no easy?
PS VITA  Y U NO SELL LIKE 3DS?
GAVIGAN HALL Y U NO HAVE HOT WATER?
eVision Y U No work
FLASHBUM Y U NO UNDERSTAND CSS
ME Y U NO HAVE MAN VOICE yet?
MEME GENERATOR Y U NO SHOW MY MEME?
FOREVER ALONE Y U NO DATE MISS HAND?
person that pull out in front of me y u no accelerate?!
money y u no many
Y U NO Y U NO HAVE HAIR?
MS ACCESS 2010 QUERY DESIGNER Y U NO HAVE syntax highlighting YET?
RSS VICTORY Y U SO AWESOME?!
kid y u no wake up first time i ask
Skype Y U NO show someone offline?
Silviu Y u no fat
central hall y u no paint it pretty?
Hey YOu Y U NO U-know-What?
YES CLUB Y U deleted my comment?
mom dinner
TUMBLR PEOPLE Y U NO LOVE ME?
Nature Y U NO EASIER?
geol 130 y u have no slides?
INTERNET ORDER WITH FREE SHIPPING Y U taking so long to arrive
fisker karma y u so beautiful?
Sean(a) paul Y u no use real language???
HATERS Y U NO HATE?
Payton y u no skype?!
y u no like unofficial version magazine?
Kade  y u such manwhore
IMPORTANT TWITTER PERSON Y U NO SUPPORT #blackoutsopa
CAROL Y U NO SEE ME??
chuck norris Y U no cry and cure cancer
Toyota prius why you no go over 90?!
InWin WHY U KNOW UNDERSTAND THIS
chris y u no lol
I am signaling
plans why you no work out right!!
TYLER ANDERSON  Y U NO FIX MY RC CAR?
David not join? y u no join??
Y U No potato?
Hanzo y u no spek engriss..
harry potter lego y u no give me true wizard?
Aidan Y U No Make Rage Comics
MONICA Y U NO STAY AFTER SCHOOL AND GET ALEKO'S WITH ME?
Christian Kimbell y u not let other people win
liz y U NO LIKE MY SINGING!?
TED Y u no meet your mother?
Cleveland show y u no get cancelled already
charlie sheen y u no come back?!
KRISTEN Y U NO SHUT UP?
jake Y u no let me watch you sleep
Brandon! Y U NO Get involved?
JUP JUP Y U NO STAY HIDDEN?
Doritos y u no make fiery habanero
Test is curved why i study Hard??
AFTER EFFECTS Y U NO RENDER FASTER?
CLOUDS IN CHICAGO Y U NO MAKE SNOW?
FRENCH BREAD PIZZA Y U NO ACTUAL PIZZA
Y U NO Understand rules of silent treatment?
fru y u no remind me 2 turn off Heater
Facebook timeline y u no allow regular photo?!?
car ahead of me y u no make the light?
g9 Y U NO LOSE?
flirting on the tl y u no get dm?
Zian and Vicky y u no friends!?
JORIS WAAROM BEN JE HOMO?
SInapov Y U NO HAVE TWO EYEBROWS
fast food mystery meat y u no use bologna?
Dodgeball Y u no hit face
kids y u sew dum??
GOODE Y U NO UPDATE TWEN?
u call it sin(x) Y U NO call it x(sin)?
Starbucks Y U NO serve real cups?
Wouter Y U NO Make dinner now?
NOObs y u no go away!!
Renoise 2.8 Beta y u no have this feature?
POPPY Y U LIKE NICKELBACK?!
Rani and friends Y u no chubie anymore?!
Sebi Y U NO HIGHER ELO
Blackberry 9500 Y U NO WORK GOOD?
OShri y u no work on website?
why u no Read your Script
Refresh Facebook Y u NO Update Stories????
ADELE Y U NO SEND ME DRINKS?
Y U No Nagler
Dear god. Y U NO exist when your needed?
EFFECT TDS Y U NO TRY TO SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS?
hey you y u no follow me ?
derivations y u no make sense?!
QTAC Why u no load!?
MEME GENERATOR Y U NO KEEP MY IMAGES & FAVS
CHIKNI CHAMELI Y U NO DANCE LIKE SHEILA?
ralu y u so little?
heating y u no work?
Hey google+ y u no can hide stuff?
lady ga ga y u no mARRY THE DAY?
Non-colorblind People Y U Treat me like camera lens from 1940's?
Alicia Y u no laugh harder???
Toyota! y u no make Celicas anymore?
Hud Y u no let it fly?
riddles! y u not easy?!
Med school Y u no as easy as engineering school?
MEMEGENERATOR Y U NO STAY THE SAME?
credit score! y u no good?
i dun wanna play uno y no uno
Packet y u no deliver?
A5 IOS5 jailbreak y u no exist?
maggot Special y u no stock?!
Teachers y u no make money?
Xbox live y u no have it?
Apple Y u nO have app For thIs
apple y u no support flash?
Y U NO WEAR PANTS THAT FIT?
WEEKLY OFFERS Y U NO WEEKLY?
y u no message me back
Lord Underpants Y U keep using this image macro
synyster ink y u no learn how to tattoo?!
Hayley williams y u no like me
Triiiiiish! Y u no send booking link
school y u feed us shit for lunch
ex y u no jump off cliff
2PAC Y U NO RETURN YET?
NATY!!!!!!! WHY U NO OOVOO WITH ME NO MO?!?!?
DIANNA AGRON Y U SO PERFECT?
synyster ink y u no learn how to tattoo?!
Dr. DRE & Snoop Dogg... Y U NO BRING DAFT PUNK?!
Wally Y u no stand in places easier to see?!
DAMN MURPHY Y U NO PLAY FAIR?
JADE Y U LiE?
LES Miles y u no gameplan?
2012 Y U NO better than 2011
you didnt shake bioreactor
zaishen chest y u no open for free?
UANG SPP y u no turun-turun
Owner of all Moonblood tapes Y U NO rip em for all ov us?
Death guy y u no dead?
ma che cazzooo non muoreeeeeeeeeeeee
destination cultural analysis paper y u no finish?
Internet Why U No Use Implied Boolean Nemoar?
culcha candela Y u no stop makin music
Girlfriend Y U SO GORGEOUS?
GSA Y U NO let me sleepz
summer WHy u go so fast?
brain y u no work after vacation?
PS3 Y U NO LoAD
The internet y no let me go?
Y u no make title match topic???
LOS ANGELES Y U no stop drinking?
Y U NO LIKE GOOD MUSIC?!
Homeschool Kids y u so socially Akward?
cute girls y u no stop friendzoning good guys
grooveshark y u have adds with sound?
STEAM Y U NO LIKE ME?
School Y U So EARLY!?
Y U nO IKUT ARAHAN ?? TIA
cyn y u no have a gf !?
Financial statement y u no tally?!?!?!
justine y u no make sandwich ?
george lopez y u no funny?!
MY DEAR GANJU WHY! WHY U NO COME TO OFFICE
DEAR LECTURER
Pillows Y u No stay on bed.
EEEEEEEE OOOOOHHH !!! Y U NO GAIN WEIGHT U AWKEST TWIG. HABADA HAMANA ERRDAI
important skype message y u no send?
MAX Y U NO MISS ME?
Y U no type something above?
PANTS Y U NO HAVE BULLETPROOF CROTCH?!
Kris Y U No give me your burger?!
SG Gahman Y U take so much pay and still cannot perform?
EMPLOYEES! WHY U NO LOCK CAGE?
Lexi y u no have sense of humor?
Mcdonald's y u no have onion rings?
BATMAN Y U NO DO STANDUP?
Bama!!!! Y u no score real touchdown!?!?!?
WBO y u no like beyblade wiki
Gloria Why u no get signature?!
srita arce y u no talk right?
Onyewu y u no change sports?
Y U NO LIke me
CRAZY WOMEN Y U NO DO THAT TO ME?
bubblegum y u fall on floor from machine
Friends y U No stop singing
adsdas asdasd
Commissions Y U No like bewbies?
GLOO Y U NO COME TO CHAT?
california Y U no in Justiniškės?
Bass why you no drop?!
bonita applebum y u no put me on?
Fuel tank light y u no stop glowing?!
Y U txt me  and no answer back?
MONEY Y I NO HAVE?
SOLAR Y U NO LET ME ENROLL IN OPEN CLASSES?!
ted mosby y u no meet your wife
brennan furman y u no be quiet in the morning
iphone y u no imessage?!
Sara y u no going offline?
Home phone y U never answered?
james y u no make jamo show 4
Boss NAsti Y U No stop talking
eyestrain y u no let me 9gag?
Mother Y u nO LIKE ANY GIRLFRIEND??
Posting Y U No Preview?
imgur y u no less addictive
mihnea y u no come to nyc?!?!?
luck y u no enough!
ZEYNEP VE ATACENK Y U NO STOP 9GAGGING?
everybody y u no answer my questions?
Y U NO Teach me how to dougie?
Y U No took that picture from teh cheezburger network
MARIE BIRTHDAY Y U NO COME ONE DAY LATER ?
I'm indicating a left turn y u no let me in lane?
girls y u no look at character?!
LIOR Y U SO YELLOW
y u no check your inbox?!
everybody y u no answer my questions?
קלייר ז?חנסי?ן  Y U NO HUMAN?
Zombies Y U NO Rest in peace?
nova wHY U NO SNOW?
crush y u no log in??
NOVA Y U NO SNOW?
Boys y u no like shopping??
GEOSCIENCE Y SO MANY TO MEMORISE??
MY GIRLFRIENDS SISTER Y U SO HOT?
black sabbath why you keep dying?
karl y u no start studyin in m&#252;nster?
Couples Y U NO STOP PDA OVER FACEBOOK?
SALAD Y U NO TASTE LIKE BACON?
Good rockers y u no know rory gallagher?
Crush y u no log in?
paper why you n0o have ctrl-z ?
Randy y u no give me galaxy nexus??
roseMARY Y U GIVE SHIT EXAM?
Head
array index y u no in range?!?
Brain y u no concentrate
INK Y U NO STAY ON PAPER?
HOT SINGLE ASIAN GIRLS WHy you no meet me?!
GIRLFRIEND Y U TEASE SO MUCH?
leonardo y u no cut ur enemies and make them bleed
patrik y u no shape up
MONEY Y U NO FALL FROM SKY?!
MELATONIN Y U NO KICK IN?
INSPECTOR LESTRADE Y U no shot The Hound?
Progressive Savings Guy Y u no save your savings?
Login Y U NO easier to find?
WARPTEN!!! Y U NO PULL REQUEST?!
I give my best Y U NO WORK!?!?
pd y u no give prematch
PONIEZ Y U NO GIV ME THEM?!?!
Girlfriend
rishabh y u such a buttho
steelers fan y u no try hard at the end
tumblr dash y u so dead
y u no stop?!
Cute stoners y u no live closer
maya y u no give me a chance
candle y u no smell nice
people y u no knock???
pd y u no give prematch
attractive high school girls y u no 18????
Y U NO  WANT 4 STAR
sega y u no have chao garden
JAPANESE CLASS Y U NO EASY?
u bastards! y u kill kenny?! y u no kill cartman?!
VAGINAS VS GAMES GF Y U no understand?!
Modern family  y u no in netflix instant streaming
yinn yoga y u no start already?
PEOPLE Y U NO LIKE AYANTS POST!
SNOW y u no snow?
Netflix Y u no let me stream more than one movie
UGH STEELERS Y U NO BEAT TEBOW?!?
steelers y u no make tackle in ot?
Dexter Y u no let me sleep
TYLER Y U NO REAL?
School starts Tomorrow Teachers
robert plant y u no play with kulturkampf?
U TRANSLATE MEMES Y U no learn english?!!?/
LAKU Y U NO GET LIFE?
Y U NO MEME Y U NO POPULAR anymore?
uploaded pictures y u no go to the hot page?
Nathan Ortiz y u no stop eating gummy bears?!
Manchester United Y U NO BUY RENE ADLER?
demi lovato y u no happy?
Guys Y u no tell me already !!!
stupid teacher y u no send me my project sooner?
Potart y u no have bootiful diomond ring insyd?
South park Y u no on at winter
Pink FaceBook Y U No Be FOR brest cancer?
REd Bull y u no give me wings?!
Forrest griffin y u no champion?
hot girls i try to fap to y u post pictures of your baby on facebook
David hume Y U NO MAKE SENSE?
WEEKEND Y U NO GO SLOW?
blood ninja why you no develop character
jak można nie wiedziec czy sie cieszysz na spotkanie z chłopakiem
god y u no fıx bugs ın my lıfe
u said u love your self? Y U NO love your family or your lovers?
JUMBACO Y U NO BE REAL
skype y u no keep working?
15 x 15  Y U NO RESTART?
Breath in the morning y u smell like i didn't brush my teeth last night?
cardozo y u no score the easy ones
jonathan  y u remove subsidy nw....
Smosh y u no respond to my comment
Koutsodimakh y u no learn karate ?
INSOMNIA Y U NO LET ME SLEEP?
Vacation Y U NO last longer?!
eshed  y u no smile
GINGER Y U NO HAVE SOUL
JANEWAY Y U NO WITH CHAKOTAY?!
Beecher y u no love keller
MAN CITY Y U NO WIN?
HAIR Y U NO GROW AS FAST AS FINGERNAILS??
cavalcanti y u no get better knee armor?!
kristen stewart y u no smile?
Y U NO gimme a job?
LAURA Y U NO RECEIVE LAST POKE YET?
English-speaking people y u no learn my language!?
rodo y u no sawing 131 crown
FLASH Y U NO GO TO HELL?!
PATRIK Y U NO COME TO ROZNOS AT TIME?
YOUTUBE Y U NO FIX THE ERRORS?!
THERE'S A TOILET BRUSH Y U NO USE IT?
Barry manilow Y u sent mandy away
homework y u no burn
School y u no start later
Y U No Offer asat?
christmas holidays y u no last longer
WOMEN  Y U No Like me?!?
life y u no be like a box of chocolates with a guide to the flavors???
aliens y u no be real?!
Y U NO like my posts?
Sir Alex Ferguson Y U no buy decent midfielder
unifi y you no come bandar kinrara
YESUNG Y U NO MARRY ME???!!!
kaskus y u kepenuhan terus?
SEKOLAH Y U HARUS MASUK BESOK?
HEY YOU Y U NO TELL ME THERE'S NO HOPE AT ALL
Caffine y u no make me awake
rebecca black y?
the matrix reloaded yu no explain to me
CANCER Y U NO GET CANCER AND DIE?
wolf-fest y u no here yet?
facebook drama y u no fun
Einstein Y U No make theory that works with quantum mecanichs?
radiologist y u no tell me how to treat patient
rubiks cube! y u no solve!?
BRAD Y U no stretch
final Exams Y U NO easy !
y u no  load?!
Clayton  Y U No share magic secrets!?!?!
after win naps
y u no make good joke on weed
aFTER WIN NAPS
mike meyers y u only do one accent
fleshlight y u no also be flashlight
OSCAR Y U NO BLOW UP DEH CAR
abdul
Josh
Teacher y u no give me 1 percent to pass?
Time at school why u no go faster
hay paypal y u no respond 3day!?
at emily's apt y u no come?!
y u no signed up for karate
Sporting y u no score ?
White people y u no recognize privilege?
America Y u no stop watching Fox news
WEATHER OUTSIDE! Y U NO FRIGHTFUL!?
Mum Y u no simply watch the film?!?!
MoM/sister Y U NO CLOSE DOOR WHEN YOU GO TO TOILET
u people that get airsick y u no skydive?
Posts on vote page y u no make sense?
Hungarian 'fun sites' y u no stop stealing from 9gag
9GAGAERS y u NO UPLOAD MORE SLOWER
MOM Y U NO type Faster ?!?!?
Y u no kill me first then kill sicrow
waiting for grade will undoubtedly be disappointed
y u no play another game
y u leave faildude
Download speed y u no faster than upload speed?
NOMAD Y U NO MAD?
Mr.Pregnant y u no funny anymore?!
hot chick asked time
Had the Most awesome dream ever Y u no happen in real life??
SALAME ! Y U LEAVE SAUDI ?
mr.pregnant Y U no funny﻿ anymore?!
Hairdresser y u no speak my language
HairDresser y u no speak my language??
Cashier Y U No tell me the bill is 100$
Y u no  let me see the memes i made?
l4d zombies y u no bite?
nathaniel wilson Y U NO
nathaniel wilson y u no put some clothes on
FACEBOOK FIGHTS Y U SO GREAT?!
ching xie Y U NO CLASS tomorrow. not fair!!!!
Arghhhhhhhhhhh
9gag y u no let me study?
kuching y u no stop raining
John W Huffman y u no liek real cannabis?
Y U NO LET ME TAKE ALL GLORY
yoshi y u no enter the castle with me
MW3 Y U NO LET ME PRONE DIVE?
Vali florea y u a nerd?
exam y u no solve ur self ??
Riot Y U NO MAKE nA ->EU TRANSFERS
singapore poly y u no have goodie bag for me
Y U  INSTA LOCK CHAMPION RANDOM PERSON
Vianna Y u no post pic of me
MUG y u no stay black
university students y u no stop procrastinating
PSSI y u no solve ur problem well...???
CHINESE  Y U NO MAKE QUALITY PRODUCTS
Darla Y u no like me!?
9gaggers y u dislike every post on vote page?
capitalists  y u act like pigs?
JAke y u no work today?!
SPONGEBOB Y U NO GO TO BIKINI TOP
queen latifah you can afford lypo
Google translator y u no correct always?
Billy talent y u no have bigger fan base?
Y U NO MAKE ME  A SANDWICH
HOT CHICKS Y U NO IN MY PANTS?
big bang theory y u no stream on netflix
Brain y u no think of funnier caption?
mysql_query y u no love
if u stupid go join god bless
EDMONTON OILERS Y U NO WIN
Justin bieber y u no inside bed with man
JUSTin Bieber y u no be in man bed
MEMEGENERATOR Y U DELETE ALL MY IMAGES
COOKIES Y U NO GROW ON TREES
Fukiko! You haz Spartan Lazar! y u no get in warthog when zombies are coming?
DIANA Y U NO SHOW US THE KITCHEN?
Europe y u no have jobs!?
Y U NO RUN FAST KID
Kentaro Miura y u no stop playing idolmaster ?!
memegenerator y u no let me see images i created
Skyrim Stan Y u no funny?
Alex  y u no get a life?
stupid co-worker y u no shut up
sierra y u no have hawk eyez
FUTURESHOP Y U NO Ship my order
New Jersey and Oregon gas stations Y U No have self-service?
girls y u no do normal thing's at sleepover?
MRS MEHTA Y U NO CHILD SWAP??
PDC Why you make no sense???
charlie's video Y U so short
7 month old baby i feed you
DAVID Y U NO SEND MY MOTHER TO ATLANTA
PROPELLERHEAD REASON Y U NO HAVE VST COMPATIBILITY?
Till We DROP y u no come to Germany?
Netflix y u no have party play anymore?
YUSEF KHAN Y U NO BURN YOUR WIFE NOW?
garen y u no be a garen
U Broke Y U No go to creditcardinc.com
SCHOOL Y U NO MARK MY SHIT
LIGHTNING Y U NO KNOW HIM
the happening y u no happen?
Y U NO PLACED SIM CARD?!
Codehook y u no free?!
One direction Y U NO Having musicians ?
News mOVIES Y U ALWAYS IN 3D
MUG Y U NO STAY BLACK ?
english joke y u no sound funny in my language?
Justin Beiber y u no no stfu?!
bUCULEI Y U NO GO OUT FOR A SMOKE!
Y o NO SOY MARINERO
BUCULEI Y U NO STRAIGHT
internet games y u no pause ?
michel tel&#243;  Y U NO STOP MAKE PEOPLE DANCE?
Civel y u so noobiefloobie
cny weather Y u no cooler
CARIBOO y u no study?
Reddit Y U no stop following me
ALEX MERCER Y NO CONSUME GOSSIP GIRL
y wife tell me not wet bathmat when bathmat meant get wet??!
HIGH school y u no make ur food edible?
High school y u no make food edible?
9gag Y u No before now
Eugene Y u no bow-chika-bow-wow?!?!
goku y u no use genkidama as first attack!?
WORLD OF TANKS  Y U NO LET ME CHANGE EMAIL
SANTA Y U NO GIVE ME PONY YET?
lake tahoe
Girlfriend y u no eat moar beets
Body y u no get better?!
DADDY Y U EAT MY FRIEZ
batman Y U SO SERIOUS?
Profile viewer Y u no say hi!!??
Dar  y u no eat corn?
go to nofx show y u no play louise?
mallwart y u no supplying my cheep plastic guns made in china...... americans fear does
Black Light Y U No Really Black!?
Sara Michele Clark Y U NO SAY THAT IN FIRST PLACE?
NOBITA Y U NO GROW UP?!
MGMT y u no come to California?
y u think i care  about what you say woman
DEADBEAT ADVERTISER Y U NO PAY Ur BILLS?
hand sanitizer y u no kill 100% of germs
Mary queen of chance Y U Never get to france
Justin beiber y u no make me a sammich?
Mark sanchez y u no throw to right team
SUBVERSION Y U NO LET ME CHECKOUT
99 cent Burrito Y U No 99 cents
99 cent Burrito Y U No 99 cents
Waiting FOR bus. Lots Of PEOPLE. NOBODY APART FROM ME WANTS THIS BUS.  BUS DRIVES PAST Y UNO PUT YOUR HAND OUT!?
SAudi arabia Y uno support human rights
a day to remember y u no make songs with shorter titles?
princess y u run away from mario to bowser everytime
Y U MAKE YOUR OWN PLANS NEAR ME THOUGH?!
CS5 Master Collection y u no have lightroom?!
lynx y u no make angel fall on me!
secret service y u no secret?
videos y u no stop buffering
OFFSET Y U NO LEGAL!!
ME Y I NO CUT OUT PROPERLY BETWEEN MY ARMS?
augi Y U No Bold?
Po's sickness y u no go away ?
Beags y u use meme?
AT&T GO-PHONE Y U NO WORK?
the walking dead y u no kill zombies?!
Math y U no CTRL S in brain
reposters y u no delete watermark?
LEONARD Y U NO STUDY
Git y u no work???
CU Y U NO ATTEND to TAKE PART IN THE CU entity VOTE!?
Girls  Why do you always like jerks?
Brazillian Girls y u no join no bra january??
CODE Y U NO WORK
Y U NO ACCEPT REALITY ?
SHAWN Y U NO PLAY MODERN GAME
steam y u no work after update?
moes edgewater y u no close down already
mr. zuckerberg! y u so crreeepy?
jelli y u no play my rockets
police y u no arrest the white man
L Y U No sit properly
santa y u no get stck in chiminey?!  you's fatass!!
Tim Tebow Y u no pass ball
Coach of the year Y U No coaching now?
Prince william y u no married kate and ashley
AUTO EXPO Y U NO HAPPEN IN MUMBAI?
bawls y u no available in stores anymore
deadmau5 y u no borrow resurrection stone?
School
Mr. King Y U no Give Test Before Break?
ENOYing facebook girl y u no stop being more popular dan me?
Lebron y u no know wut to do?
VC Y U NO GIVE ME MONEY
RUEBEN HEENAN... y u no like cricket?!
y u no use question mark
JASMINE Y U NO LOVE ME
LEMMINGS Y U NO LISTEN TO FC
ANCESTRY.COM
tim tebow y u no pray for better team?
nfh nmhm
ALARM CLOCK Y U NO WAKE ME UP LATER
TERRAPINN Y U NO Close shop?
lesnar y u no shoot a double
ARRAY INDEX Y U NO IN BOUNDS
CONFLUENCE 4.1 Y U NO WIKI MARKUP?!1!!1?/
Marty Y U No tolerant
NOSE Y U NO STOP RUNNING
tumblr y u no load pages
navi y u no stfu?!?
iPad Y U NO HAVE WEATHER APP
Tom cruise y u no age?
何故 u no speak japanese
winter y u no snow???
MICHEL TEL&#211; Y U NO CATCH HER ?
MICHEL TEL&#211; Y U NO CATCH HER ?
Adrienne  y u no bake cookies
repeat posters y u no come up with your own memes?
CHANGMIN Y U BOOBS SO PERFECT?!1
Simon y u make me buy domain for u
MEDICINA
MAN VS FOOD AUDIENCE Y U NO STOP CLAPPING
Y U NO SHOW BOOBS
DISNEYLAND Y U SO EXPENSIVE
CHRISTMAS N00BS Y U NO PLAY OBJECTIVE
Girls y u no play starcraft?
tim y u no rename files to perfection
TUYEN! U NO stay away from black
MICROSOFT Y U NO TINY AND SOFT
MICROSOFT Y U NO TINY AND SOFT
microsoft y u no tiny and small
Monopoly Y U NO UNO?!
idiots y u no only click generate once?
Jon arbuckle y u no kil garfield and slip away in the night?!
memegenerator.net Y YOR SERVER RESET
Irek y u no wipe butthole?
Facebook Y u NO INVITE ME TO YOUR IPO?
Dean spanos Y u no fire norv and aj!!!
Why you finish task And not close tab?
Pvihs subreddit Y u no have anYthing
jonny craig y u no give me macbook?
pro dj headphones y u no play musik loud enuff???
Microsoft y u no tiny and soft
MICROSOFT Y U NO TINY AND SOFT
microsoft y u no tiny and soft
compass y u no never work
5 DAYS WORKING ON JAVA PROJECT.... Y U NO WORKINGGGGGG?
Gran turismo y u no available for pc
HOWARD!! Y U NO CANCEL FIRST TWO HOURS!?
Stefan Status report
Firefox Y U No function properly
Cee Lo Y U No religion too?
IIT Y U NO update website?
9gag
JANE Y U NO EVER FIGURE OUT HOW TO DO ANYTHING RIGHT?
america y u no have kinder eggs??
Y U NO OUTSIDE?
Jeremy Y U No leave cats alone?
mi:4 bad guy y u no die easily?
ex-adventurers y u no wear knee armor?
Y U NO Use your force in real life
dental school y u no look past my gpa?!?!
Internet y u no let me sleep?
ONE DIRECTION Y U NO LET ME KEEP MY OVARIES
Kurtis y u no come ice skating
Lottery Y u no let me win!?!
fasd asdfasdf
I TRIED BUT... Y U NO BUY EXPENSIVE STUFF THAT WE SUGGEST?
ordinary people on game y u look the same
Diet Coke Y U No make me skinny
Australia Y u no good at batting
broadcasting y u no teach us
skyrim soundtrack y u no arrive?
leeeesssaaa y u keep poke me
Knicks y u no play defense?!
INternet explorer y u no display my page
HOT GIRL  Y u no take your shirt off
petra y u no shut up!?
Fox hollow customers Y U NO HERE?!
No bra January girls y u no have good boobs
Mexican Girls Y U Always have kids
Keliher y u no reply?
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James aaron Caullay y u no live in town??
school y u no go away
Alyssa Y U No Stop poking me!
peppy
pancakes
Waterslides y u hurt my back when i go down u
Athena stylli y u no accept that u r pouts
NAM WOOHYUN Y U NO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF?
y u no guy y u no stop y u noing
instant hot water y u no instant..or hot?!?
vacations y u no last longer?!
nicole thomas Y U Thief?
Sarah jessica parker y u no have human traits
Harry Potter  why did you break the Elder Wand?!
The simpsons y u no change your clothes
RAZ Y U NO TELL ME THIS BEFORE?
blackberry playbook y u no email?!
big bro y u no love me no more!!!
born 1980 Y U No graduated?
STudy mood y u not with me
monday y u no friday ?
BRANDON Y U NO EAT CURRY?
singed y  u no on toplane where u belong to?
It`s your friend birthday! Y u nO SAY HAPPY BIRTDAY?
pervert
noob 9gaggers y u no learn to use 'l/h'
memes y u no funyy in my native language
BIEBER Y U NO STOP PRETENDING LIKE A MAN
toriazilla y u tak so long 2 play childrns card game?!?!?!
Michael Y U have 2 facebook
skyrim y u no let me o/c?
9 gag y u no keep no bra january posts
swedish lithium y u no play in sweden for sk???
i get stuck while getting camel amal y u laugh? y u betray me like this?
PRINCE OF PERSIA Y U NO SAY YOUR NAME?
justin beiber
CHromeflops
9GAG
League of legends y u no balanced?!
MCdONALDS y U nO MAKE UR FOOD FASTER ?
CHRISSY Y U NO KNO MEMES?!
bethesda y u sell me buggy game?
Lethium y u so good?
BRENNY Y U NO USE STEEL ARMOUR
ALI Y U NO START THATCHER?
y u no computer  nerd when needed?!
Guild Wars 2 Y U No release already?
girl next to me on train y u no gift mortar and pestle?
hey snow y u no playing invite in europe anymore?
friends y u no online?
hey snow y u no join tnt and play main next season???
hey seangares y u no saying your face is red anymore???
MONEY Y U NO GROW ON TREES
PATRIOTS Y U NO 60 MINUTES?
Dragons Y U NO ATTACK OTHER PEOPLE
TED Y U NO SUIT UP?
danny 'frod' montaner y u no have jewfro nao???
hangover y u no leave me alone?
i've asked for a fettapane wtf is this shit
PFC Stevie Y U No call when I home?
bailey y u no bolus that snack?
956 225
tyler 'storm' wood y u no use wasd???
Ash Y u never get older?!?
this winter y u no snow?
OBAMA Y U NO HONOR RIGHTS?
VOTERs y u no understand my life depends on you?
Oregon y u no cascadia yet?
timcast y u no luvs anonymous?
chive y u no post
pRLIĆ Y U NO PLAY BATTLEFIELD 3 WITH ME
Horia
DOWNS SYNDROME Y U NO FAST!?!
downs syndrome y u so slow!?
LEGEND OF ZELDA Y U NO LEGEND OF LINK?
hairy people y u no wax?
SHORT PEOPLE Y U NO TALL?
NATALIA Y U THROW BOTTLE OF VODKA
Black eyed peas Y U NO STOP THE PARTY?!
ANIME GUYS! Y U NO REAL
water y u no taste good when i'm hungover?
Y U NO BELIEVE IS BOY ?
mirror y u so ugly
FRIENDS!
nerds y u no life?
People y u no occupy?
9gag y u no write my essay??
android phone y u no make battery last?
2012 Y U NO BLOW UP
china y u no make things that last even one day
navi y u no shut up?
Beyonce y u no sing about all the single men
quest for camelot y u no explain!?
mommy say im ugly look at me now mommy
2012 y u no come with boyfriend?!
Gravel y u no make flint
NERDS Y U NO STOP RAGE
ex-boyfriend y u no go to hell??
Sabbers Y U NO HAVE lifes
David fisher y u no love debra morgan?
2012 y u no end world?
Future husband y u no come sooner
2011 y u no here?
Dad Y U No let me do fireworks!!!
if u like it y u no put ring on it?
PANCAKES Y U NO WAFFLES?!
Nick y u no put enough sugar in my coffee?
Georgia Tech Why you no win bowl games?
Y U NO LIKE ME CAT Y U NO SNUGGLE WITH ME
ANDREW Y U SO MEXICAN?
TWITTER Y U NO WORK ON NEW YEAR'S EVE ?
Y U No
Y U NO Have FACEBOOK TIMELINE?
Ouanghari Y U NO make Easy exams
anime y u only english dubbed for 1 season??!
moroccan singers y u always lip sync
pubs y u no sell boots pre mass
Y U NO Eat healthy?
pharmacology department y u no postpone microlabs exam ???
Newbies y u no read newbies guide?
pubs y u no sell boots pre mass
Roque y u no gibe bmoc?!
Juan y u no have happy birthday??
Brothers y u no get own clothes?
Skinny jeans y u no make me skinny?
CUTE GIRL Y U GET ENGAGED AS SOON AS I HAVE A CRUSH ON U ?
Tiny tower y u no go to floor with people
Y U NO PLAY ATLANTICA?
Y U No give me monies? Y U NO Make me RIGHT?
new years eve! y u no let me guy with company?!?
australia y u no wait
Mother YUNO Stop inviting people i don't know
JOHNNY DEPP AND jim carrey y u no in a movie together ?
hrithik roshan y u no shave sideburns?!
Chelsea y u no play defense?
sev... y no pick my song?
Red hot chili peppers y u no come to macedonia?
F&M Y U NO POST MY GRADES?
PERIODS Y U NO MAKE LADY HAPPY
Takeshi's castle y u so impossibru?!
dear twitter y u over capacity !?
Y U NO POST FOR AI? OBVIOUSLY BETTER? NO POSTS NEEDED
2012 Y U NO FEEL DIFFERENT?
MTV
Y U NO Stop laughing?
Y no make pvp movies?
the_accidental_poet y u no upload house music?!
taylor lautner y u no pave crussy?
KEVIN SAELEE y u spam my news feed?
sky y u no snow at christmas?!
y u no talk to me more when sober!?
jae y u no sleep?
fraps y u take frames?
Nutella Y U No let me eat other food!
ddong y u no come out
Echo RELAPSEE Y U NO DO THIS MEME CORRECTLY?
Arrow y u no hit me in head?!?
Y U SO WEIRD?
gaming.luxboo.com Y u no english?!
Tuimblr anon y u curious about my relationship status!
Jesus saved u why u sin?
free market y u no regulate yourself?
Rage against the machine y u no angry no more?
specifications y u no higher?!?
Bush Sr. y u no in jail?
FOLLOWERS Y U NO SEND ME NUDES?!?!
UZZAY! Y U NO MAKE ME A SAMMICH?!
pikachu y u np use thunderbolt
9gaggers y u no stop begging for likes?
you like my pic 2 mins ago y u no answer me
FACEBOOKIANS Y U NO GO TO SLEEP ?
INDOMIE Y U NO HEALTHY!?
Philosoraptor y u no know why?
404 Error y u no webpage?
BETHY Y U SO CUTE?
Honey badgers
awesome guy y u no single
VOTE PAGE POSTS y u no funny?
hannah y u no live in ohio?!
December why u rain y u no snow
LALELITE Y U NO GRIND ME?
if you're watching my videos y u no subscribe?!!
chocolate rain y u no tastle like chocolate
cANSU Y U NO LOVE ME?
Mods Y U No let us count?
dubstep y u hard to dance to?!
midgit  y u no tall
Be A Man Y U NO PAY RENT?!
ANDY Y U NO SMILE LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE
DECLAN QUINN Y U KNOW HAS NOCLIPZ?
HAUS Y u tell Chris about the coke
Brain why u no give smart idea to post here???
bob the builder y u no fix it yourself?!
Nicki Minaj Y u no keep one hair color
steve jobs y u no make waterproof technology for shower
Skatephx Y u no film my awsome skills?
JUSTIN BIEBER Y U NO QUIT SINGING?
bloggers y u no stfu
religion y u no make sens?
buy ded on FM12 Y U NO BUY y u no guy
Y U NO WANNA PICK UP SOAP??
if u r partying
tendulkar y u no score 100th 100?
bob the builder y u no fix it yourslf?!
this is my crew y u no take 10 steps back
y u no knock i allmost had a killing spree
rage fu y u no happy
but but y u join forever alone club?!
Y U NO GIVE US SCARVES?  y U NO GIVE US hOLIDay LETTERS? y?
Y U NO FOLLOW DIRECTIONS?
Ibrahim Nassar Y U no make your own COVER PHOTO?
Filipa Y u no answer phone
Friends y u only call me when u need me
Drugs Y U NO stop taking them?
Y U Look so mad on ur cover page?
A LEVEL CHEMISTRY Y U NO MAKE SENSE?
4.86 Y U NO COME?!
kristin y u no stop poke?!?
chronic Email forwarder y u no check snopes?!
Girlfriend y u no hot like me?
DEF LEPPARD Y U NO LEARN TO SPELL
MTV Y U No play music?!
RYAN Y U BE SUCH IDIOT SOMETIMES
SEGI y u let ur student hate u?!
memebase.... y u no funny anymoar!
Y U NO PF 2010
FOREVER ALONE GUY Y U NO GET A CAT?
but y u no look good?!
PHILIP Y u so amazing!!
archer harmony!!! y u no stop poking me?
arno & daniel y u no birthday separately
You Have A Crush  Y U NO confess to her
Y U NO CALL PEDROOOO
FRIDGE Y U NO HAVE FOOD?
Math Y U No solve yourself??
baylor and u-dub y u no play defence good?
beethoven y u no finish symphony?
Y U No Help Me Label Cables
canadian y u no sexy sauce!?
Tumblr y u no let me sleep
9gag y u so addictive
Popcorn Y U NO COOK PERFECTLY?!
ADELE Y U NO EAT SALAD!?!
Neonatal doctors y u have no cots!?
modern warefare : black ops y u no favor snipers in  multiplayer?!
people y u no  like my status?
Christina y u no like me?
Erica y u stealing my internet??
canadians y u no sexy sauce!?
MARCUS Y U NO WORKING!
STEAM Y U GIVE ME COUPON? I WANT GAME!
rebecca black y u no take hint we no like u
LINK Y U NO SPEAK?!
MIDNA Y U NO TELL LINK YOU LOVE HIM!?
Y U NO Have Cooler Background
James Farmer Y U NO TAKE FINGER OUT BUTT?
u work for multiplyer.it y u don't know that's onimusha 4?!
REDMASTA Y U NO HEAR ILLMATIC??!?!?!
parents y u no see i'm awesome and give me more money?!
fast food y u no make me fast
Lea! y u so sweet
Adam Sandler y u no funny
skyrim companion y u no take shortcut like me
CM Punk Y U NO G.T.S.  John Laurinaitis
Bonecada da M Y U NO ADMIT IT you lost
ICE CREAM Y U SO TASTY?
HILARY Y U NO COME HOME?
IMGFAVE Y U NO HAVE MOBILE APP!?
12 year olds y u make stupid memes
It's Cold Y U NO let me wear Hoodie
MAYANS Y NO END in 2011?
Proactive y u no clear skin
mother y u no call when dinner is actually ready
Journey y u no stop believing
BADGEBUNNY Y U NO LIKE MOONING
Girls Y U No bring an instruction manual with you?!
insanity wolf y u no kill hitler?
people  y u no upvote this meme
Headache why you bother me?
fyels y u no use it
Y U NO I IIKE SLIMES
Faucet Y U NO stop leaking?
Y U NO KISS ME
brain
Tate Langdon y u no wear the rubberman costume to me?
mom y u no understand  i'll make my bed later
Ana! y U in my mind ?!
Ana! y U in my mind ?!
9 GAG PEOPLE Y U NO FIND THIS FUNNY
Meme generator y u no let me create character?!
aladin y u no just wish for more wishes
CAMPERS Y U NO HIDE GOOD?
dentists y u so evil wiff mai teeth >:o
Langkawi trip what time depart?
walls y u look so nteresting while studying?
windows xp y u no start with the speed that u shut down
christianity y u no pay for me to go to heaven?
WISDOM TEETH Y U NO GROW SMOOTHLY
LIFE Y U NO FAIR?!
daniel radcliffe y u no become president?!
PAULA ABDUL Y U NO GOOD SINGER BUT HAVE HITS?!?!
REFRESH TRENDING PAGE NEW POST IN THE MIDDLE OF OLD ONES y u no update properly?
HEIGHT Y U NO INCREASE?!
me y u no find delete button after generating fail meme
RUMI Y U NO STAY CALM?
WEATHER Y U No COOPERATE
douchebag gamer y u cute?!! <3
pastor melissa scott y u no shut up about god?
engineering school y u no have gilrs
IF YHU BAD Y U NO SAY SOMETHING TO MY FACE?!
chris jones y u no like fun?!??
Lightning y u no strike other place???
If forever alone is Alone why so many memes on him on internet?
Ned Stark Y U No Keep Mouth Shut?
George R.R. martin Y U No stop killing my favorite characters?
TOILET WATER Y U SPLASH MY BUTTHOLE WHEN I DOODOO
TINA Y U NO PERM WEAVE?
butterfly y u no use butter to fly
Shani dev y u angry on hindus only? That be politics!
Glee Y U NO SING 'EDGE OF GLORY'
Chan Pei Shi Y U NO USE 'Y U NO' !?!?
my crush y u no use facebook timeline?
UTP Timetable y u no function when exam is coming ?
Black Munchkins y u no exist!?
LITTLE BROTHER WHY U NO CHANGE TOILET PAPER?
Doctor y u no fix todd!?
NCS WHY YOU NO BACKUP DATA FOR US?
Spongebob y u no tell secret formula
Jerry Sandusky y u no hook up with bernie fine?
Education System Y u no ejumakate?!
FIRE IN Spongebob y u no PUT OUT IN WATER?
MSA tools y u no gıvıng same scores
troll y u no use real identity?
Deltrice y u no like mah status?!
MAttloaf y u no look at the googles?
Hitler y u no pay gas bill?
Women Y u no tell us what you want!?
microwave pizza y u no cool enough to eat yet!?
Domenico y u no make skype work?
car y u no have shape?
PEPSI Y U no make me look sexy?!?!
Klada Masz zajebiste cycki
research paper y u no write urself
KAKASHI!!! y u no remove mask?
REVAN Y U NO HAVE HOOD?
computer y u no work
Skyrim  Y u no reset perks??
helen bos y u no take phone out of bra?
Santa y u no Give me what I want?
DAVID Y U NO LET HER STAY MORE TIME?!
OBAMA Y U NO FIX DMV?
Disneyland tourists Y u no walk faster?
Zuha y u no like my comment then?
Coast goers y u leave underage friends?
Why y no stay with underage friends?
R-E-S-P-E-C-T Y U NO FIND OUT WAT It MEAN TO ME?@$
BRITISH TV Shows y u no have EPISODE names
Y U No want to be ma friend?
DOG Y U WAKE ME UP
gamestop y u no pay employees better?
Toilet cover y u always wet after i wash?!
Damian ! y u smell of poo
MR CHIN  Y U NO  LEAF SPEECH
Mosquitoes Y U No leave me alone
Friend zone Y u no let me out?
jay cutler y u no good form
2011 Y U FLY SO FAST
rICK ROSS Y U NO GO ON A DIET
Yasemin y u no  be my darling? (Sel&#231;uk)
holy ghost y u no pull out?!
I callz SECONDS AFTER RECEIVING CALL ME TEXT... Y U NO ANSWER IF YOU JUST TEXT?
DEAR K-POPERS Y U NO MAKE YOUR OWN PLANET?
Y u no top text?
Ebe Flavia Y U no invite me?
Jimmy the rev sullivan Y u no come back as knife master?
3EFCHA Y U NO ZABOUR ?
Guy I like Y U only see me when I don
y u no die?!!!
Headhunterz Y U No release your Shilo Music
Grandma
YAWN Y NO HAPPY BY MY JOKES?
Bekas y u no come with me?
Familly Y U NO LIKE TROLOLO?
почему в?ем нравит?? skyrim а мне нет?!
GOOGLE y u no make it compatible
old friend y u so shy?
guy who masturbated 42 times an a row y u no still alive
kylee why you stop swiper?!?!?!
nosebear brother y u no open this box immediately?
FITNESS MONSTa Y U NO have racecar?
facebook girl y u no stop posting
Tristan will die alone
Hey you y u no leave wallpost
y u never text back?
HANDS Y U ASSHOLES TO DRAW
aDULT SWIM Y U NO LET ME WATCH EPISODES WITHOUT CABLE NO MORE?
NASA Y NO FIND REAL ALIEN?!
Procrastination Y U So Enjoyable ?
Birthday y u no tell me?
Reddit
Pringles tube y u no fit hand?
Anime y u no make sense?!
North korea y u All cry like babies?
8gb ram macbook pro why u no boot?
9gag y u no let me post more
WHY U NO NEW?
Y U N TEXT ME IMMA BE FOREVER ALONE!!
Lavrik Y U NO WORK FAST
Emmanuel Y u no buy a bb?
REDDIT ENHANCEMENT SUITE Y U no MAKE IMAGE LINKS PURPLE?
PEOPLE WHO post stuff on my TWITTER page  y u no FOLLOW me
FRANK-N-Furter Y U NO REMOVE THE SYMPTOM?
AMERICANS Y U NO INCLUDE TAXES IN YOUR PRICE TAGS?
Y U NO update yourself?
TETRIS y u no give me good tetrimino>
people y u no read terms and conditions
mom y u no wash my laundry anymore
stupid people y u no stop posting photos of spiders here
ist y u no easy??
TRISHA BESEBES Y U NO ANSWER TEH PHONE!?
Microsoft Windows Y U NO be like Mac OS X?
'FOLLOWING' Y U NO FOLLOW BACK?
RGhost y u no use it
snow y u no fall
Snow Y U No SHOVEL Yourself?
Untitled Song 2 y u no titled
Outback pager y u no blink???
dan dicarlo y dont u grow a stache?
Flakslodd y u no win 1 million
adrenalin rush  y u no last longer
maxim y u no post faster?!?
I'm tiRED OF FLIRTING Y U NO REALIZE THAT I LIKE YOU?
Ivana natasha y u no wait till i give you your card before u leave ?
Y u no Admit acorn terrorist
Kaya scodelario y i don't look like you
MEGAMAN LEGENDS 3 Y U NO BE CREATED?
Morning wood y u no last all day!!! >:(
Y U TAKE MY AVATAR?!?!
Life y u no have easy button?
stranger y u no stop asking  me to like your status/link/dp?
Magdaleno Y u no use Print screen button?
Fitness??? Y U No come
9gaggers Y DO U RUIN COOL PICTURES WITH ' TOO TIRED TO VOTE' SHITS?
perfect guy y u no real?
y U No KEEP YOUR CONTACTS MORE BETTER?!?!?
Adam y u no order pizza
Why you so bad
GOOGLE CHROME Y U SO FAST!?
JULIE WHY U NO STAY AWAKE ON COUCH?
Y U NO CHECK DIVISION TAB?
y u no chinese take out? and thennn..??
I LOVE YOU Y U NO LOVE ME
SWTOR SERVERs Y U NO UP!!
Kitkat Y U No give these people break
eagles of death metal y u no play death metal?!
MINECRAFT Y U NO INCLUDE AETHER
iphone/android Users Y U no learn 2 spell
Facebook Y u no let me disable timeline
JESSIE Y U NO SEE SHARE BUTTON??
Shatha y u no online these days?
Morrcan trolls members y u no leave bouzbals in the street and let us have fun here ?
y u no find??!!
arm's y u no reach
RELIANCE Why you no allowing people to visit megaupload.com
TEAM y u no gud
TYRELL Y YU NO SHARE TACO
Horoscope y u no tell truth
HoroscopE Y U NO tell truth
y u no guy y u no calm down
WHY Y U NO UNDERSTAND
Facebook y u no let me study
Y U NO PUT ANYTHING ABOVE ME
Yondaime hokage y u sealed the kyuubi with this  seal Y no used other seal
Florida Basketball y u no 'haha'?
MODEL! Y U NO FINISH?
9GAG Y U SO ADDICTIVE
Falling in reverse y u no come to corpus
y u no let me study
Women! Y u no swallow?
Justin Bieber y u no how to sing
rolling stones y u no Can get satisfaction?!
SNOOPY Y U NO BE FAIR WITH HIM THEN?!
IZZY Y U NO 21
Damn you Battletoads!!!   Y U No Easy like Mario?
rob y u no come to appletreewick??
rain y u no snow?
SWTOR Y U NO UP?
reo speedwagon y u no fight this feeling any longer?
random facebook user Y U NO BE HAPPY?
my dentist y u no stop talking to me while u remove my tooth?!?!
Steve NAsh y u no make 1 point?
pretty girls why you always date jerks?!
dan marino y u no get more yards?
New 9gagers y u no know how to use memes?
scumbag mark zuckerberg y u no make timeline optional?
Father of Tantrum Kid y u no wear condom
mARK HAMILL Y U NO BE JOKER NO MORE?!
y u no do  the barrel roll!?!
ITUNES Y U NO LET ME DOWNLOAD SKINS IN ENGLISH
Homestuck y u no update
post noods Y U NO post noods?
Internet y u no behave?
miss love
diesel for my car y u no fuel for life??
NEXON  Y U NO fix shit?!
person yelling hello in movie KIller y u no answer?!
JEFF y u no play more xbox?
hey you y u no like my memes
TOM CRUISE Y U NO GET OLD?
BREE! Y U NO HAVE TOAST!?!
LAMIJA Y U NO LIKE LINGONBERRY?
street cats y u no come to me when i say here kitty kitty
TSIN Y U NO EASY?
United states marine corps  y u no give me my man!?!
Skyrim Memes y u no go away yet?
Jews Y u no die All?
Computer y u no be faster?
rain Y U NO PURPLE?
FACEBOOK Y U NO LET ME LEARN?!?!
Life y u no simple
jared leto y u no be ugly?!
sean paul y u no look jamaican?
9gag y u no let me upload my posts?
'AMERICANS' WHY YOU NO WRITE COMPLETE?
ADAM Y U NO HERE NOW
water y u no taste good when i'm hungover?
PHARM PEOPLE Y U NO JOIN RAG
garena y u no let me enter any room!!!!
Y U NO Love me?
Brainware y u no give vacations?
ALI Y U NO PLAY HALO?
santa y u no sent me what i asked?
Lush y u no load?
9meme.com Y U No more visitors?
SKYRIM Y U NO END SOON?!
ROMANIA! Y U TROLL FINLAND?
Snow y u no stay
GARRYSMOD.org Y U NO AVAILABLE?!!
Mireczek pindik balek y u  no write good?!
SANTA Y U NO BRING ME PRESENTS?
Dee Dee Y U NO TROLL FACE?
UGLY GIRL Y U NO HAVE GOOD PERSONALITY?
parents y u no understand me
brandon foo y u no balls???
y u no show boobs?
Saakshi Y U always online in nagpur?
trix Y u no fruit shaped anymore?!
SLEEP Y U NO LIKE ME?
lhabu y u no put password?!
tomas kalnoky y u no release new album?
trending page y u no faster?
japan y u get america involved
Paint y u no dry faster
katy y u no leave my mails alone?!
jack white y u no choose one band?
ex Girlfriend y u no want to have sex when home from college?
INTERNET EXPLORER Y U NO RESPONDING
Y U NO TRUST ME?
The Mirror Lied y u no make sense?
MOM AND DAD Y U NO HOME? I WANT SOME HAM!
SaURON Y U NO DesTRoy MOUNT DOOM IN THE FIRST PLACE
chip n pin thing ask me yes no question y u no have yes no buttons?!
Bouzebals y u no stop calling teachers doing revisions : ' mol moraja3a '
ANTONIA Y U DRINK SO MUCH PAGO?
y u no stop begging likes?
IPOD Y U NO CALL PEOPLE!?
AUS Y u no close a/c IN WINTER?
WICKD
WICKD U NO USE POT?
HXH 330 y u no came out?
Y U NO
UUM y u no have cinema
I.R.S.
I.R.S. Y U AGENCY OF I.M.F.
fatty magoo y u no fat no more?
Friends on Christmas
CHICKEN NUGGETS Y U NO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!?
Bleach
coke YU NO give me real emergy ?
Turkey y u no give me?
SANTA Y U NO LEAVE MILA KUNIS UNDER CHRISTMAS TREE?!?
Hey DAD i got 99.95 ATAR Y U NO 100 ATAR
eunhae y u no take me tu funky toWN
Unseen y u no make strip regulary
alamak! why everything in singapore so ex?!?!
Owl's y u no blink?!?
CHRISTMAS Y U NO LET ME SLEEP
raining y u no stop?!
person who took my phone y u no gtfo?
Sony y u no bandwidth on xmas day for game updates
bro y u no told me earlier?
WHY YOU NO TELL?!
This software update requires restart my computer Fuuuuuuuu
girls generation y u no come saf??
TTG Members
99% y u know make jobs?
MY CRUSH Y U NO UNDER MY CHRISTMAS TREE??
Brain Y u no let me sleep on Christmas eve
tu novia y u no me amas
Squidward y u no wear pants
KE$HA Y U NO TAKE SHOWER?
USER Y U NO HAVE MONEE AFTER 80SMS
Santa Y u no exist anymore?
SAnta Y U NO EXIST?
people wishing merry christmas y u no wait until tomorrow
Sushi y u no has blood on u?!?!
Catarina coelho Y U NO get ut of my head ?
eminem y u no smile
John mcclane y u no have more table?
Christmas eve Y u no feel like christmas
I add you! Y u NO ADD BAK!
12th planet y u no Drop?!
santa why u no use mail service?
ARIN Y U NO PLAY SKYRIM
u know its over 9000
COMPUTER!!! Y U NO STOP LAGGING!
ADS!!!!!!! Y U NO STOP POPING OUT!
Y U NO SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME!
BIEBER!!! Y U NO DIE LIKE KIM JUNG IL!!!!
MEME!!!! Y U NO GENERATE UR SELF!!!
MW3 Randoms... Y u no wanna play Drop zone against bhl??
RANVEER SINGH Y U NO PROPOSE YET?!
Y U No Facebook timeline??!
Y U NO Make Me Laugh?
sANTA Y U NO BRING PRESENTS?
Y U NO admit the TRUTH?
society y u no accept me
MTV Y u no stop making jersey shore
Santa y u no bringing presents?
Jill y u no love people
GIRLS!! y u no DATE nice guys?
TEXtbooks y u no be cheap and let me buy food?
y u no LIKE GAMERS?
dude y u no see???
Y u No Wat it iz ? tis iz sparta !!1
Why u no read description
Internet y u hate nickleback so much
Schnee Y U NO COME TO OLDENBURG?
present y u no unwrap yourself?
Austrian Art School! Y U NO admited me?
diapers   y u no more absorbent!
hey hall & oats y u no make my dreams come true?
CHRISTMAS EVE Y U NO END SOONER?
barbie y u promised i'd get friends!?
LINKIN PARK  Y U NO POST TWEETS
justin bieber y u so gay
DUBSTEp Y U NO FAME?
CS:s Y U NO LOAD?!
HAZAMA Y U NO BUY ALLERGY MEDICINE?
PEOPLE y u SAY MERRY XMAS ON XMAS EVE ?
gandalf y u no let it pass?!
skyrim why u no download faster
dear scarface y u no give me huntley
Y U No Be my baby
metallica y u no think twice about 'lulu' record?
schuyler  y u make soz many decisions?
Missingno Y u no found?
KELLY KIM Y U STILL NO BE ONLINE -_-
Nicki Minaj y u no stay still?
Siri y u no speak chinese?
dANEKAH Y U NO LIKE ME?!
gift Hint Y U NO make me understand?
dear mario: y u no have princess?
TYLER Y U NO GO TO CHURCH
team y u no protect squishy caster?
tom nook y u no stop following me?
The Jersey Shore Y u no go away?
Omg Snowflake! Y U never land on my tung
portal 2 y u no download faster
marine girlfriend y u no stay faithful?
mw3 online y u no go past lv 80
dogs  y u no stay in
MY FRIEND COUNT WHEN DOWN BY ONE TODAY... WHO DELETED ME!?!?!?!?!?
Skyrim guard y u no be adventurer
PIMPLES Y U COME WHEN U WANT?
Y U No Stop Drinking vodka?!
hoes y U NO stop hating on cynthia's video?
Colin why u no surrender!!!111!
FANS WHY YOU NO SHUT UP AND STOP ASKING JEA FOR EMBLEM
chip n pin thing you ask me yes no question y u no have yes no buttons?!
xbox online y u no free
Chakib Y U no suggest me to all your friends??
Facebook people Y U NO Know difference between Christmas and Holy eve
Y U NO LIKE MEMES?
Trollface y u no work?
Shia labeouf Just shit
i never say never oh  crap
STRINGS Y U NO UTF-8?
Michelle Rodriguez  Y U NO JUST GIVE UP ON ACTING?!
Marek Y u no find me sexy?
y u no low ?!?! me ride fit under u ride
unicorns y u no real
WHY YOU WAIT TO LAST MINUTE tO DO THE SHOPPINGS?
LIER Y U NO RICH
refrigerator specifications Y U HAVE NO POWER CONSUMPTION?
J.K.Rowling y u no get pottermore out of beta‽‽
MARCELLO MADE A STYKZ Y U SO GAY
seananners y u no make da minecraft VIDEOS?!
JUVENTUS Y U No Lose!
ليه معملتش الصح و اتصورت مع المزتين
People Y U no Use right meme?
Santa
People Y u no learn grammar instead of using wrong memes
Students y u no put name on paper
gecode-python Y U NO have doc?
jersey Shore Y U know black
sentinel prime y u no shut up even when u getting arse kicked??!!
kingdom hearts y u no jump when i press x
luke y u no play starcraft 2?
U of C Y u No realize difference between IB and REgular stream
think up ingenious fb status in shower..  forget after getting out. y u no remember awesome status?!
Friendzone y u no girlfriend
ANDREA Y U NO LIKE ME
BONUS Y U NOO BANK IN YET?
marika y u no like memes?
mouse wheel y u no work all of sudden??
MOM Y U NO TELL ME WHERE I'M FROM
sexy Girl y u no go out with me
Shakil y u no watch white collar
9GAG y U NO GIVE MY SOUL BACK?
women y u all no love me???
jak można  Najebać się kubuśiem?
9GAG Y U NO WORK WITHOUT FACEBOOK?!
johan y u no have ordning?
Hitler Y U NO SHAVE YOUR MUSTACHE
ivailo y u no go out of detention?
9gaggers y u no like my comic
Rihanna Y U NO stop grab your crotch ?
Christmas y u no more often?
How can u like justing bieber
TAYLAH Y U MAKE BEAUTIFUL SONG SO BEAUTIFUL?
jak mozna  nie lubic sniegu
dps y u no let tank pull??
Trending tab Y U NO work like hot tab?
WATXM & Uncanny X-Force Why you so good!!
Y U BE SUCH A N00B
TUmblr!!! y u no come with instructional video!!!
bubble butt girls y u all black
SKYRIM GUARDS Y U NO USE SHOULDER ARMOURS
madonna y u no release new single
aliens y u no visit my country?
JELLAL
house without stairs y u no protected
LOSER Y U NO SAY GOODNIGHT TO ME
person watching show on dvr y u no skipping commercial
aylin estrada y u take out darklight
Wc3 y u no die yet
Y U NO COME 2 MY BIRFDAY PARTY?
george  michael y u no gonna dance again
Ruben!!! y u no come in sammich form!!!
love if your great y u spelled EVOl backwards
i play x box  y u no play ps3
LEBRON!!! y ur hairline go back so far?
Y U NO Stalk my INSTAGRAM?!?
WHY YOU NO TRY ANDROID!!!
Website y u no have proper background image?
Y U No  TRY ANDROID!!!
i say yes y u no
RUBEN!!! y u no eat bowl of bitches wif me???
RuBEN!!! y u no eat bowl of bitches with me??
CREDIT CARD Y U NO hAVE MONEY
i like u..... y u no like my back?!!!
Bella y u no play french horn better
Dear 8888 Y U Not let me register??!!
PESSOAS QUE ME ADICIONARAM no facebook PORQUE VOC&#202;S N&#195;O ME COMPRIMENTAM QUANDO ME V&#202;EM?
ALLYSA Y U LIKE WEINERS SO MUCH?
CARRIE UNDERWOOD WHY U NO RELEASE 'WHAT CAN I SAY'???
TTG STAFF Y U NO LOVE ME
SONA! y U no heal!
Thom&#225;s Y U NO talk to me?
People y u no leave me alone!
3DS Y U NO HAVE GAME
Y U No Love me?!?!
Friend y u no come on halo
Jews y u so constipated
OLD LADY Y U NO DRIVE FAST
SAFFRON  Y U NO SHUSH
MOTHER Y U NO LEAVE MY LAPTOP ALONE
y u no look at link i put
Mr. Rockefeller Y U no dead yet?
mom's boyfriend y u no sleep in your house?
mw3 Y U no let me dive prone?!
hey katie y u no give me key to your heart?
VICTOR Y U NO REPLY?
Y U No Stop work???
Plastic Bag Y u No reuse?
PERSON GOING WITH ME TO THE BEACH Y U NO EIGHTEEN?!?!?!
stepfather Y U NO STOP CLEANING UP EVERYTHING?
Y U NO FIX MI TIRE
Y U NO DIE IN HOLE B**CH
Halifax Drivers Y u No Good @ Crossing Bridges?
JANE HARRISON Y U NO STAY IN WOOLGOOGLA?
wisam y u no share!?
WE ROCK Y U NO PUT DREAM THEATER
irfanaa !!!! y u no accept video call ??
Rob dyrdek's riduculousness y u no get your own videos and stop using videos from tosh.0??
WARGAMING Y U NO GIVE US M103s
Valentin.. y u no teach me how to dougie ?!?!?!
JaMES Y U NO EVER IN THE MOOD?!
portugu&#234;s  Y U NO STOP BEING SO SEXY
RIB y u no let brittana kiss?
abc show lost: y u no end law-jih-cully!?!
Isti! Y u no throw out trash from fridge
imgur y u no increase capacity
FUS ROH DAH!!!
cover photo y u no appear??
tiffany hwang y u so beautiful?
GM Y U NO RELEASE AHRI??!!
YOU Y U NO WITH ME DIS XMAS?
Diablo i|i Y u no release?
TIMELINE  Y U NO SIMPLE?
y u no give me  the money?
facebook timeline y u no get back to old profile layout?
Rage against the machine y u no do as i told you?
G.I. Joe 2: Retaliation Y U NO include Baroness in teh cast?!
SKYRIM Y U NO GIRLFRIEND?!
SKYRIM Y U NO GIRLFRIEND?!
I'm in trouble why u no recommend message?
i'm in trouble  Y U NO recommend message!
jigglypuff y u no jiggly
pHOTOSHOP Y U NO tell me the reason
weather y u so nice when i need to study?!
Y U NO GUY Y U NO GOT MILK?
MAMAS Y U NO SAY DADA JOKES
deeksha pagaar!! y u no dead?!
Antonio Y U NO IN AFGHANistan yet?
dear son: y u no sleep
dear alice: y u no jump?
Y U NO PLAY BATTLEFIELD 3
north korea y u no feel happy about kim's death
Lady Gagas Y U No Marry me insteads?
9gag y u no faster than refresh button
EDUARDO Y U NO STOP EATING?
FARTS Y U NO SMELL GOOD
skyrim stan y u no use healing potion on knee?
Check locus why you no post grades yet!?!
Gold dimensional bunny Y U NO drop epic plates anymore?
Tate langdon y u so psycho?!
CHEMISTRY Y U SO CONFUSING?!
good tasting food y u no healthy?
parties y u no like the parties on movies
Y U SO JACKATTACK
steve aoki y u no beef
Hanie why u no throw one good football?
ASH KETCHUM
Rick Astley Y U No Roll?
Money in wallet y u no have sex and make babies?!
Grad school application y u no write yourself?
Jordan Y U NO EAT JAYSON'S HERITAGE  FOOD?
Blizzard
Slow and steady Y U NO WIN RACE?!
Skyrim Mammoths Y U NO want freeddom?
Whiteboy y u  COPy nova
I catch all pokemon! y u no all evolve?!?
People on facebook y u make it looks like tumblr?
Daddy y u no millionaire
Deutsche Bahn y u no on time ever
You use reddit? Y U No Try baconreader?
TORIYAMA Y U NO RELEASE FINISHED GAME?
People of 9gag y u no use a size that we can read?
Lady Y U no wear hijab
YOUtube Y U NO have search my favorites
Halo Y U No has rocket jump?
herb and piece: y u no have lighter?!
2011 Y U No END?
CINDRELLA Y U NO HAVE EARS?!
FIRNYS Y U NO OPEN PRESENT ALREADY?
hair ninjas y u ware shirt backwards
Girls y u no understandable?
hEY y u no Look at my avatar!?
vevo y u no allow swearing !?
Shows about white people
Meat Loaf y u no do that?
Christmas y u make me fat ?
ESKIMO! Y U NO BUY ICE?!
lil wayne y u no good anymore !?
bogdan y u no cooperate?
WEEKEND!  Y U NO COME TOMORROW?
WHY YOU NO HEAT UP FOOD
DUKE Y U No Die Only fall into coma
korean friends why u no talk about kim jung being il
BLACK PEOPLE Y U SO STINKY
Evan Y U No play wow
Rona jeuer y u no gay ?
ragnar's server y u lag so much?
TASTE Y U NO STAY IN MOUTH??
TASTE Y U NO STAY IN MOUTH???
KELAYAN Y U NO ACCEPT ME?!
Drake Y u so emotional?
Olivia Y u no... Be a nun???
vegans y u no make me steak when i come to your house for dinner? I make you vegan food when you come to my house.
cisco router y u no route?
people who drive in the passing lane y u no drive faster than everyone else!?
Facebook friends? y u no real friends have?
HC y u no die ???
Google translate
holidays y u so short?
GET HEAD OF COCO  NEK MINUTE HERPES AND AIDS
Kee Chuan y u no play windslayer 2
BLOCKMATES Y U NO STOP WORKING IN VACATION
good food Y U taste so bad
iphone users Y u no like freedom and choices
JOURNALS Y U NO FREE
Luke
playstation network y you get hacked
NCS WHY U NO MAKE MY LIFE EASIER???
Vivi? <3 C&#180;mon :DD
Hussie Y U NO Update?
pretty girls y u no accept friendrequest on fb?!
dear granny: y u no accelerate!
TAXES y u no go to the right place?
SYREETHA Y U NO CORRECT ESSAYS?
Face book Y U NO how many problems i get?
y when i miss ur phone call 2 second ago and call back u no answer phone right beside u
AMY Koch Y U NO BE FAITHFUL???
Y U NO ACCEPT IT?!
UMADBRO? Y U NO LIKE MY COMMENTS?
james lewis y u no tefta7 uk shift
The only that i want y u no talk to me?!
Viraemia Y U NO ALBUM?
Tech support man y u no speak english?
Maths y u no solve your own problems?
MoNday Y u no friday??
lil wayne y u no good?
republicans y u no quit yet?
Iphone y u no unlock easily??
Spawn Of possession Y u no release new album soon?
last piece of cereal why u no stay put!
Hello y u no goodbye
Emma y u no coming ?
METRO PCS Y U NO HAVE LG ESTEEM?!
legend of Zelda y u no have timeline?
fROST tROLLS KILL ME WITH THREE HITS!? I CALL BULLSHIT
ash y u no get out of puberty
NY ISlanders Y U NO PLAY NABOKOV??
youtube commenters y u no stop mentioning justin bieber?
New Vegas Y u no good?
Louis y u no click link
Kim Jong y u no say you were il?
VIZSGAIDOSUCK Y U NO LET ME SLEEP
TAlent Y u no like me
y u pause survivor
bananas y u no cheaper!!!
uner Y U NO RELEASE COCOUA?
students y u no listen to me?
Dumbledore y u no kill voldy when he was a kid
HUHUH Y U NO IDENT WITH 4 SPACES
Y U NO REPLY??
americans y u no love osama?
cushion fabric y u no better looking?!
dear post makers y u no use the right memes
Hotel california y u no let me leave?
GHEO
protestors  y u no occupy jobs
STORE Y U NO SELL ONLY SEEDLESS
PIMPLE Y u no leave my nose
WACKEN Y U GET SO GOOD LINE-UP WHEN TICKETS ARE SOLD OUT
Megavideo why you no load
que parte de 'no anda el skype' no entendes!!! la puta madreeeeee!!!
Seminarkurs Strobel y u have no questions?
admin Y U no remove armpit triangle here
Y U No guy y u no learn grammar?
Code geass r3 y u no air yet?
Minecraft Y U NO DIE CREEPERS?!
DENISE! Y U NO STAY IN CSA!?
PKMN ransu y u no Pokemon
mate y u shoot me??
OSX LION Y U SO SHIT?!
harry y u no get with hermione
termites y u no eat my textbook!!!!!!
girls facebook summer album y u no have bikini pics
jUSTIN BIEBER y u no IN kindergarten
MAties Y U No play with me?
DEVO Y U NO SC2??
HILARIOUSEST MEME IN THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE Y I NO THINK OF U!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
MY PLAN Y U KNOW
LAura y u no let me win meme war
scholarship cheque y u no be certified?
ATZIRI Y U NO BELIEVE IN FOREVER
Luis Y U NO PUT UP PIX FROM YESTERDAY
Nancy Grace Y U no get aids
minecraft! y u no load
TAYLOR
oh haddles Y U No have the angry bird?!
Clare
OSAMA ZAIN KHAN ANJUM Y U NO TAKE US TO GARDENS OF FLOWERS AND BUTTERFLIES?
VJUN Y U USE SITH INFILTRATOR?
Mom: it's time for bed Lies!!!!!!!!!!!
cool girl y u no want a boyfriend?
Scotty y u no know!?
printer Y U NO SPEAK english??
D-Bryan y u no cash in at wrestlemania
y u no enter text?
WoLf gang Y u no real wolf gang!?
Girl Why u no as hot as your sister
to myself y u no think of that funny meme first
brain y u no tired at 2 am?
kuwait y u no have mo R&r flight?!
MARCO AMBROGIO Y U NO HAVE SURNAME?!
Skate y u no flip?
Condom y u no long enough!?
jonas elbr&#248;nd y u no win 1.000.000 dkk?
If you contradict me i'll snap your face
asians y u no have eyes?
This meme Why i am forever alone!!!
Y U  MAD ??
KFC Y U No tell me secret recipe?
SLash czemu nie koncertujesz już z Guns n' roses?
people from aub y u add me on facebook but no talk to me in uni?
eric y u ignoring me
Grinches Y u n rare
MUSHROOMS Y U NO LEAVE THEM ALONE ?
adele y u no have it all
People on fb y u no understand # is for twitter?
Hey darvish y u no play for rangers?!?
facebook shit why u no use timeline?!
Hey Avitox! Why you no start!
Hey Riot Why you no nerf XIN ZHAO?
melita y u so slow
SHOWERING WITH YOUNG BOYS? Y U NO EXPLAIN?
kim jong-il y u no alive?!
JOSH !!! Y U NO GoT MoVES LIKE JAGGER ?!
Pepper spray
Kim jong-Il y u NO LOOK AT THINGS ANYMORE?
Solidworks Y U not rebuild Properly
BF3 PLAYERS Y U NO JOIN 9GAG PLATOON ?
Beatles song Y u no bass drOp?
hell y u no let me rest in peace ?
wheels on the bus y u no go round and round
Calculator y u syntax error
honeybadger y u no give a shit?!
BRAISH Y U NO GOOD SHARK
FNAC Y U MAKE ME FEEL GUILTY !?
ramy y u no be kind to nour
PEOPLE ON XBOX LIVE WITH LOUD TV Y U NO TURN OFF HEADSET WHEN YOU NO TALK???
Y U Post on FB: 'it is snowing'?
VOLTRAn y u no use the power sword at the beginning?
scully Y u No believe!?
Party! y u no shot  like m16 ?
nescafe hungary y u no let  janos' brother wIN?
DEAR 9Gager Y U NO KNOW THIS STORY
Y U No Know meme?? Arghhhhh
NETBOOK Y U no LOAD
Real slim shady y u no stand up?
forever alone guy y u so tall?
Y    U    NO MAKE A MEME!!
Giacomo y u no sleep a bit???
SARAH Y U NO UNDERSTAND JOKE?
public toilet users y u no flush?!?!?!
DO u remember !
kim jong il why you no live
Y U quit like rage?
Dillo? y u no chat with me?
Lowe's y u no like muslims?
Danish homework Y u no more fun then tetris!?
mamichulas y u no like my picture
Kim john eel y u no swim with fishes?!
y u no make me feel like woman
Higgs Boson Y u no let us discover you?
USAS with frag y u no fair?
Crews y ur names dont make sense
WIZ KHALIFA Y U NO LIKE BLUNTS?
puts easy mac in microwave for three minutes forgets to add water
Marcelo Oliveira Y U NO DIE?
arsenal.. y u no score last night??
JILLIAN !! Y U NO TXT BACK
Raziel y u no let me play starcraft and have no life
y u no write everything in one comment?
WEALTH Y U NO TRICKLE DOWN
WEALTH Y U No trickle down
Levels y u arent good as ex's ones
ex crew y ur levels are so difficult
frodo y u no use the bus to mordor?
timeline y u so confusing
Mates U y no party everyday????
Meaning of Life Y u SO EASY TO SAY BUT NO EXTRAPOLATE?
automated bathroom y u no have automatic door?
mirror picture bitches y u no clean mirror?
THIS GUY SO ANOOOOYING
SKYRIM Y U DONT LET ME GO
trophies y u so fragile?!?!
Facebook Why u no workkkkkkk
Lindsey y u no Lick salt off my skin?!
CRISTIANA y u no do bazinga
CUEVANA Y U NO GO BACK
jason derulo y u no understand what she say?!
y u no like garlic garlick and y u no look good in skinny pants?
logan lerman y u so perfect?
Me turkey Y U NO LIKE ME???
Brianna Y u no go to uliversity?
girls y u no give me niumber
nikola kržanić y u no come to ask?!
Auto correct   y u make me seem like pervert
CAMERA Y U MAKE ME LOOK UGLY
people y u no follow me on twitter?
troll science y u no work in reallife?
Pulcini
FACEBOOK FACEBOOK Y U NO DELETE MY INFO?
Friends Y u no take pretty pictures of me
SUBSOLO Y U NO LET ME REMEMBER THE NIGHT BEFORE?
Good looking records y u no release new music
Winter y u no light?
NATO Y U NO help rebels in U.S.?
corona y u no resign?
i buzz u y u no reply?!
Emiel Y u no stop making memes ?
bo y u no come online?
jumping rope y u no jump?
ACNE ON MY FACE Y U NO DISAPPEARS?
WTF ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT Y U NO SPEAK NORMAL ENGLISH?
AVERY Y U NO REPLY?!
Y U NO flush the cr? you are cr!
Lil Wayne Y u no tell me how 2 luv
x Y U NO APPEAR?
black halls y u no black??
Canada y u no have cheaper tuition
Anaaaa Y U NO Make coffee?
lul28047 y u no lik3 i7 dir7y?
Manga Y U NO RELEASE?
ZEALOT WHY YOU NO CATCH DRONE
Mike williams Y u no get any receptions?
sChool y u no fun
Fi y u no give good advice
Americans  y u no go on diet
Y u no mad bro
YU No Stuff?
ANDROID market why u no have songify this?
Colonel ROY MUSTANG Y U NO LEMME HAVE YOUR BABIES?
y u no work
Baby y u no come home???
WTF Y THERE NO '-'
lulzboat y u no drive on ice
GFX'er Y U NO SAVE AS .PNG INSTEAD OF .JPG
Activision y u no use dedicated servers
MOM Y U NO TRUST ME
disease why u no leave me?
Z Mayer pega geral y u no say the secret?
JUstin Bieber Y u no hit puberty?
keys  y u no in my eyesight?
9gag favourıte button y u no exıst? ı need to search ıt ın thousands of lıked posts.
BARBER WHY U BALD?!?
andrew!!1!11 y u no take me to see muppets?
daft punk y u no world tour one more time!!!!!!!!
Holiday Shoppers y u no drive like human beings???
Firefox y u no let me open more memes?
Dubstep
WISCONSIN Y U NO NOT HAUNTED
9gagers y u no keep 9gaging
I no flirt I seduce with my awkwardness
9gagers y u no kep 9gaging?
trautner! Why u no leave us alone?!
OSAMA  WALDO is a better hider
9gag y u no let me post more than twice a day
i no flirt i seduce with my awkwardness
FRIENDS y U NO CLOSER?!
GESSI Y U NO make me lucky charms?
ninja saga  y u not release new talent ???
Teacher Y u no email me back?!
kids  y U NO let me win in Call of duty
pop up ad y u no close
String players y u no play brass??
ANA Y u No Make MORE CHEESECAKE?
Minecraft Y U No play!?
Arian foster y u no die before sunday?
'Interrigent' DOLPHINS Y U No AVOID TAIJI
SNOW Y U NO FALL FROM SKY?
Youtubers Y U NO SUB ME?
david foster wallace y u committed suicide?
jimmy y u no tumours?
hot15 year old girl y u no live in sweden?
anthony saxby y u no come round
EBAY SELLERS Y U NO RATE AFTER PAYMENT?
adverts y u no end!!!
ZOOEY DESCHANEL Y U SO BEAUTIFUL
hackers y u no find a way to uninstall internet explorer
Winter Y u no let it snow!?
LUKE Y you NO Shave pony tail?
Semester Y U NO LQST LONGER?
9gag y u no luke my new posts
Y U NO GuY Y U NO KNOW ANSwers?!
Y U NO MAKE ME OP? uMAD?
Y U NO MAKE ME ADMIN?
curious co-workers y u no stop searching my e-mails??
MIND Y U NO WORK WELL?
BATTLEFIELD 3 y u NO KEY BIND CORRECTLY....
ILLINOIS Y U NO SNOW???
WEED Y U NO BREAK SELF UP?!
Juan! y u no by eggrole?
y u no keep the wand?
HARRY Y U NO KEEP THE WAND?
RYAN Y U SO SEXY
Y U NO HAVE MAC CAR? STEVE JOBS IM COMING FOR YOU
DIANNA AGROn Y U SO PERFECT
SKYRIM. Y U NO INCLUDE KHAJIIT FEMALES?
CARtoons y u no age?!?!
memegenerator y u no support lower case letters?
modestep y u no wear sunglasses
Hot shower u u no last longer?!?!
y u no give me friends?! forever alone...
#chatzone Y U NO OP EVERYONE YET?
xbox bing youtube Y U No Support Voice Search?!
xbox bing YOUTUBE Y U NO VOICE SEARCH?!
Y U NO GANK BOT
pirates y u no say durhhhh
Abs! y u no come out!
nice things! y u no free?
Phone?!? y u no die when im not using u!!
CLEVERBOT Y U NO CLEVER?!?!!
philosoraptor y u ask thought provoking questions??
CHRIstmas break y u no come faster?
Wonka nerds y u no make me smarter?
Mercedes jones from glee y u no eat your wheaties?
max calhoun why you no like me?!?!
y u no y u no stop whining ??
U2 y u no find what you're looking for?
rolling stones y u get no satisfaction?
Youtube y u no load faster???
Depeche mode y u no get enough?
aerosmith y u no wanna miss a thing?
Brett y u no tell me r.c.e. play tonight!
simba y u no wait to be king?
Šneiderman pasirinko tipologiją ar tu supranti
Papa y u no preach?
Steam y u start ​​a sale during the session
I DOG NOW Sniff my ass
PARENTS! Y U NO BUY ME AN imac?
gina and pam y u no know no good?
LemONS Y U NO COMBUSTIBLE?!
animals y u no tame
GUM BALLS y u taste nasty so fast?
LIFE WITHOUT CSA FRIENDS Y U NO AS COOL?
NadiIa Y U SO dumb?!
y u always expect reversals in trending markets?
WHY U NO LIEK PIZZA AND HOT FOOD?!
Citro&#235;n SM y u no in forza?!
Summoner y u no stop qqing about everything
meme y u no spell it meem?
Deadlines y u come so fast?
Deadlines y u come so fast?
Government
benny benassi how time could be sexy ?
ANGELA Y U NO KNOW STAR WARS?
TATAR y u no answer me on irc?
facebook y u keep changing?
weather y u no be crappy when I have to be stuck inside?
Status quo y u no settle down & do your rocking in one location?
Toddler y u no let me sleep??
BRIAN TAJII Y U NO SMILE
sitting in bed with her roommate
vanessa kwong!!! y u no stop eating?!?!
People y u no clean coffee machine
gelo y u no dying?!
y u No I dont want to live any more
ogame players y u no join terrorbyte?!?!
EZZ y u no fap?
Y U NO AMAR Y U NO IZZUDDIN?
END OF SHIFT Y U NO COME FASTER!!!
Law teacher y u no gimme one more point
Y U NO ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUEST?!?
9 GAGGERS Y U NO BUY?!
Battlefield Y U No remove SQDM OBJECTIVE?
assasins creed revelations y u no work?
KYr y u no resist majesty?
Sfougaraki y u no bring good wine?
Boys in locker room Y U NO close door?
Face y u no pretty???!!1!!
eyebrow y u no two different ones?
subway y u no make me size 2?
HEY BRONYs y u no love and tolerate nonbronys
Girls who like guys with cars y u no buy your own
Y U NO STOP  STEALING ELI'S SHIT?!
ACCOUNTING Y U NO MAKE SENSE?!?!
Reinstalls Windows... y u no update drivers?!
Birthday agian? Y U NO STAY SAME AGE
AMBER COLE y u no blow me?
SHALLYMAR Y U NO ACCEPT COMPLIMENT
9gaggers y u no like kdm123's posts
TRUSH Talking Y u no spell it properly?!
y u no call eric 317-614-5414
busboy bill y u no pass drug test
Lawrence!!  why u so mean to mary
shanzeh y u no in touch?!
y u no quicksope with me !
ADRIANA Y U NO HUG ME MORE?!
(DAY BEFORE EXAMS) tEACHER y u no check ur email.
Biggie smalls and tupac y u no still alive?
schmoopy y u no love me
insomniacs y u no smoke weed?!
I text u y u no text back!?
Facebook Y U no have J
PLants y u no grow
pHysics Y U NO Put Final Grade up?!
FUS Y U NO RO DA?
y u no go kill yourself?
NEXON y u no update?!
Valve y u no make half life anymore!?
Y U NO COMMENT ON SOUNDCLOUD?
9gag y u no have *report rE-post*!
y u no make me sammiches?
bro y u no come at me?
Teachers y u no announce the exam results ımmediately?
TEACHERS Y U NO LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE
Buffy and CarnivorousMonster Y U NO LOOK AT THREAD DATE!
GABROCCIO Y U NO WATHING INCEPTION ??
Gingers Y U NO have soul
Sara... Y U NO STOP CALLING ME NINJA?!?!?!
Y u no sieg heil !
STOMA Y U NO EASIER?
Y     U    NO  USE    STUN   ?   !
GOD Y U NO SWORE ABOUT DEVIL ?
yo MUha
Knee! Y U NO Take arrow?
PLAYSTATION
Y U No KNOCK?! I ALMOST HAD A KILLING SPREE!!!
ALCOHOL Y U NO LET ME DRINK MORE ?
as cities burn y u no stay together forever?
HELENA Y U NO STOP SCREAMING ?!
3 days till  holidays all hard works come on my shoulders
girlfriend y u no like wow?
herpes y u no go away
fifa  Y U no remove Rooney from cover ?!
swiper y u no get arrested
swiper y u no in jail
Fifa Y U NO Remove rooney from cover ?!
rosetta stone y U no use other languages in your commercials ?
Competitions y u no let me win?
Christmas y u no exciting anymore
Y U NO RELEASE MONKEY ISLAND ON ANDROID???
Y U NO BACK ONLINE
Too detailed y u no ask simple question?
MONDAY Y U NO SATURDAY
Yogscast y u no see obvious thing?
UTAR SERVER y u down when i want to register?!
Mom Y U so awesome
hair  y u no look good when i wake up
SINKING FEELNG Y U No Go away?!
tom cruise y u no come out of the closet
participation y u no count
tron world y u no exist
religion y u no make sense
school y u no easier
program code y u no count in srp?!?!?!
world powers y u no use mustard gas
mom y u no understand i cant pause in a cutscene?!?
Mom y u dont understand i cant pause in a cutscene?!?
dragonborn y u no take embalming tools
Chii FLare Y U NO GROW YET
master chief y u no show me your face..?
obama y u no good at running country
University Math Y U HAVE NO NUMBERS?
49ers Y U No throw the ball to vernon davis?
Y U SUDDENLY OFFLINE
MOMOKO Y U NO GO OUT?!
DOLLO Y U NO WORK
Bioware y u not send me invite already?!
TTSH Y U KEEP TAKING MY BLOOD
DWIGHT HOWARD Y U NO GET TRADED TO LAKERS??
Tymon Why u no fill-in my list!?
MOPEY! Y U SO CUTE?
fACEBOOK FRIENDS Y U NO ONLINE ANYMORE!?
Months pass by Why u no finish bachelors thesis?
Juhanai y u no learn french
PLASTIC CHAIR Y  U NO SUPPORT MY WEIGHT
White people y u no dance good?
right eye y u no point in direction i look
spaghetti factory y u no make into solid poopz never
sub sandwich y u get ate so fast!!
electric razor y u outta battery after middle of lip shaved only
Marto y u no haz teeth?
Thrill zone australia y u have no news
Joe strummer y u no rock the casbah?!
CUBLE Y U NO come to carol with old friends
Ahh Toupe! Y u no make me look bieber
sub sandwich! y u no in hands now!!
NORWEGIANS! Y U NO EAT TASTY FOOD @ X-mas
DANA WHITE Y U NO CARE ABOUT OZ?
Y U NO REPLY my email!?
I FACETIME U Y U NO ANSWER!?
ELSA Y U NO SLEEP???
JANITORS y u drop nasty cakes in urinal
NOOB Y U NO PRO?
miss ramnarine y u no learn physics?
y u no play Blue Monk right?
hEY LADY
Nemo y u have to touch butt?
BITCHES! Y U No gimme blow job?
Church of notre dame y u no clerestory?
Mick jagger y u no get satisfaction?
Professor! y u not tell me earlier we have no class!!
Y U NOT TELL ME EARLIER  NA WALANG PASOK
This meme y u no funny at all?!?!
Habs Y U No trade scott gomez
alarm... y u no let me and bed be together
SQUARE Y U NO COMPLETE YOURSELF???
internet y u no fun anymore
nasa y u no go to the moon anymore
ahri so op.... better nerf irelia!
santa y u no leave me present
people  y u no look at my memes
Board Games Y U no something else?
Board Games y u no choose something else?
hEY GIRL i SO LOVE yOU Y U NO LOVE ME BACK???
Mr. Grinch Y U no want whoville have Christmas
girls y u so complicated
captcha y u no easy to see?????
audience y u no applaud
Solitaire Y u no let me win?
Tori y u so awesome?
Whartonites y u no look here
Wheaties y u no make me a champion?!
Leeroy Jenkins y u have chicken?!
Black people y u so fast?!
Youtube y u no let us have account without gmail?
image y u no full sized
bro y u no come at me
water at speeds exeeding 30 mph
TUMBLR
girls y u no like my music
Peniz!!! y u no grow!!!
dear high-school student y u always talking about your parents?
What you mean no healz?!?!
TEXAS WEATHER Y U NO MAKE MIND UP
Karlee y u no stop pqing!
steam y u no working?!
dave's bread y u so scrumptious?
TWITTER Y U NO SEND TWEETS?
PEOPLE BORN AFTER 1996 Y U SO LAZY?
Bear gRylls y u no drink water?
bella's baby y u no kill her?
Telephone y u no ring before i go to bathroom?
LEXMARK PRINTERS y u no stop jamming
HANNA WHY U NO TELL ME!
haters why y no like pitch bend?
Life is too short to not live in skyrim
MOTHHERDDD FATHHERRRDD
164.225.184.238/20 Y U No Class B?
fifa ultimate team y u no give me good players
MONTY MOLE Y U NO BUY COAL WITH THE ECUS YOU ABLE TO COLLECT IN 'AUF WIEDERSEHEN
STORMLORD Y U NO ADOPT BETTER POSTURE?
HONEY BADGER Y U NO GIVE A SHIT
REDNEK Y U NO SKRILLIX?
Skole  y u no starte sent!!!
dentistry y u no give us break?!
JACKIE CHAN Y U NO KNO WHO KILL YOUR UNCLE
INFINEON Y U NO PAY MORE
WORLD! Y U NO Legalize CANABIS?!
Val Y U No come back online?
minnesota!! Y u no snow?!?1!
John WHY DO YOU WANT ME TO DIE OF HEART?
MARK!!! Y U share so many links!!!?!?
MARK!! Y U NO STOP SHARING SO MANY LINKS?!?!
NCSOFT Y U NO START SERVER?
GEMA Y U NO LEt me watch music-video?
Ali Iffti y u nodding
people y u take my meme ideas
SCHOOLLLLL!!! Y U RUIN MY BDAY TOMORROW??!?!?!?!
elevator y u no stop at my convenience?
NEW FINAL FANTASY y u so photorealistic?
coca cola bottle cap y u no give me bear
meteor why u cheat me?
MINECRAFT Y U NO RUN ON NETBOOKS
CORRECTION FLUID Y U NO AS WHITE AS THE PAPER
PROLOG Y U NO SAVE ON CTRL+S
yunoKamarul yunozimmer
100% Y U 140 IN RUSSIA!?
CARLOS D WHY THE HELL U LEFT INTERPOL??
uraguayans y u no good at soccer
adventurer why u no wear knee pads?
Chris Y U No Care?!?!?
y u no eat me faster?
michael scofield yu no ever free?
the simpsons yu no ever end?
Camper!!!! y u no Fight like a man?
C plus plus Y U No compile
japanese lovers y u no use your original name ?
rebora Y U NO EXPLAIN?
finals! y u no let me sleep!
Facebook friends y u no like binary boy?
NBA TV Y U NO SIGNAL
Venne Y U no give us easy frq?
Canada Y U NO SAVE PLANET?
facebook friends y u no like binary boy?
Dani Y u no close facespace?
LENA!!! Y U NO ANSWER MY QUESTION?!
memes Y U SO unoriginal!?
School y u no over?
9GAGGERS Y U NO LIKE MY POSTS?
Dueling network players y u no understand rulings?!?!?!
FInals Y U NO GO AWAY!?
MOM Y U NO CLOSE THE DOOR WHEN YOU LEAVE MY ROOM?
MEGAN! Y U NO LOVE ME?!
Tv serial grandmas y u no die after 6 generations?
PEOPLE OF SKYRIM Y U NO WEAR KNEE ARMOUR
y u no knock i almost had a killing spree
CASTLEMINER Y U NO FIX THE FACT THAT THERES TOO MANY ZOMBIES APPEARING AT ONCE?
HAIR  Y U NO STAY IN MY HEAD!?
Sabres Y u no play 3 periods
Arrow y u no stop taking people in knee
linux
Juan Y u no play Xbox w me
Paradigm administration y u no be smart?!
Ponies! y u no for children?!
INA Y U NO REPLY?
Facebook Y u No let me study for finals?!
ANYONE... Y U know reply?
person whom i like
Teenagers
russians y u no learn your own history?!
desk... y u no work for capcom ??
Hey sodeberg y it not funny or cute?
ayo breezy y u no look at me now?
Americans Y U No wipe your ass after using the toilet?
Boise state y u no make field goals?
Lessaj y u no b my facebook friend?
Eve Why u Listen to Emily
AUK Y U NO LET ME LIVE??
Y u no leave facebook and study tgpp!?
jeremy clarkson y u no like cadilac?
LEAVES Y U NO LEAVE ME?
Roham why u no get a
Steph y u have no brain
birth control y u no 100% effective?
power Rangers y u no use megazord from the beginning
ASU Landscaping y u no leave more trees standig?
Narissa Y u so pretty?
Samantha Y U NO HERE WITH ME RIGHT NOW?!
POWER RANGERS Y U NO USE MEGAZORD FROM THE BEGGINNING?
Snow y u no fall!
SWTOR y u no hav cyrillic???
Hipster Y U NO STFU?
GAME UPDATE Y U NO INSTANT
gremos y u no just eat?
PrinteR y u no priNt?!?
Breanna why you check out?
UDYR WHY U NO GANK MID
bubble y u no burst?
memegenerator! y u change??
origin y u not workin'?
Vote in russia 140% y u no 100%
Teacher speaking while making a test Why y no shut up ?
Y U NO LIKE THIS?
weed y u no legal!?
Yudith Y U no put grades in jupiter?
Fridge Y u no full of food??!!
9GAG Y U NO HAVE CHAT BOX
VCu library Internet y u no stay connected
y u no say something?!
PROFESSOR CLAUDIO Y U NO GIVE THE GRADES
ORIGIN! Y U NO WORK!
CERTIFICATIOn Y U SO BORIIIIING?
Skyrim Y U no release after school finals
BOUZZEBALS who makes  posts in moroccan trolls Y U No  stop remove the comments of the others
Coffee Y U No working?!
G MARKET WHY YOU NO FASTER DELIVER MY STUFF!?
lady gaga  y u no dress like normal person?????/???//??/?
y u no get me juice what 'jews' what is wrong with you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111!!!111!!!1!!!!!1!!
annoying facebook girl y u so attention starved????///???????????!11111!!!!!!!!!1!!??/
Jonas y u no fix me weed??!!
I killed you y u no dead
Sattu  y u so slutty ?
thumbs up comments in youtube y u no have point
Malathi y u no reply ???!!
POK&#201;MON GENERATION 5 Y U NO LOOK COOL?
people on facebook y u still use orkut sometimes????
KNOWLEDGE y u so much??
Mayer y u no explain
Y U NO  THINK WITH THE BRAIN
Pancake mix y u no got none?!?!
Y U NO SIGN UP
lol party leader y u no there
Laurinschen.. Y U NO ANSWERING?!
I TEXT YOU Y U NO TEXT BACK
obama y u no change anything?
santa y u no come everyday?
dog y u fart so stinky?
RADINA Y U SO SMART
FINAL EXAM Y U NO EASIER!?
exams y u no easier
Dice and ea y u no make bf3 more realistic  (rpg vs fighter jet 1-0)
Corvus Y U no lik bad jokes?
Yu-gi-oh y u ride motorcycles now?
ps3 y u get hacked?
Converse allstars why u no waterproof!?
hookers y u call cops?
Maplestory y u no stop making classes?
Playstation 3 Y U NO PORTABLE?
meme generator y u change layout?
Alex Y u no leave oklahoma yet??
SHELL Y U NO HAVE FUEL
Y U TELL HER TO RESEARCH NO SHE GONNA FIND OUT DA TRUTH
prius y u no drive in right lane
cold fingers y u no type good
internet explorer  y u no fast
Michelle Obama y u no break jumping jill record?
cupcake y u have no cup ?
Friends y u no post
morganax3117 y u no have le sexy tiemz with me???
Ladies in Seventeenth Century Y u no independent
Microsoft works Y U No Work
Amanda y u no like judy?
CHICK-FIL-A Y U NO THROW AWAY END OF WAFFLE FRY
ANGEL Y U NO CHANGE NAME!?
PERFECT DAY FROM MONDAY TO THURSDAY STORMS FROM FRIDAY TO SUNDAY
PEOPLE MAKING WOMAN-SANDWICH JOKES Y U NO FUNNY?
Armen Y u no Show me the germans
INTERNET CENSORSHIP Y U NO %&@$ OFF?!
latin
Tebow y u no lose?
cherry candycane y u no as good as peppermint?
Tony of Corleone online chat instigator Y U NO KNOW Life instigated U IN TO NO LIFE
ARmy WHY u No easy?!
damn useless bluetooth y u no bite me!!!
HOLA SV Y U NO DoING ANYTHING?
Daniel Capaja dziwko !
unimaginative people: y u make predictable joke about new memegen layout?
Y u no guy  y u not satisfied ?
Kanye Y U not know Megaupload?
collective nouns y no one understand u?
L Y U NO like the same posts as i do?
phatnoob y u no give meal at OC
Y U SAY PROGRESSIVE CONSTITUTIONALISM DEAD? LIVING TREE NO DIE!
Meme generator y u no let me delete my memes?!
Facebook y u no make youtube window 1/8' bigger?
CHEERIO Y U NO LAND ON FEET
Chips Ahoy  Y u no 1000 chips delicious !?
MW3
Google translate y u no translate 9gag posts!?
-VIRGIN MARY PREGNANT- GOD: SHE SAID SHE WAS 18
Richard y u no put a ring on that
Jez!? Y u no make my official unbalancer!?
celestron Y U NO take clouds away
LEAH Y U NO FORGIVE ME?!?!?!?
y u no? u -n-i hate justin bieber
Y U No Spawn Beacon?
twitter y u no make sense?
ms. nickie y u no mark the test
Rick astley y ur music so gay?
history y u not stop
english philology y u no copy at robert's?
ModCloth Y U NO restock accessories?
toronto Y u no capital of canada
university Y U No fun
Canada Y u no show real cost after tax
Friends y u no join google Plus
Rob Ford Y U No go to mayor school
PEOPLE IN SCHOOL Y U NO UNDERSTAND ?!
White christmas y u no accurate christmas carol
memegeberator.net y u change your web design?!
mom y u no stop calling while i ignore u
VIGGO Y U NO BLOW OUT CANDLES
Jack Bauer y u no go get our drone back?!
MONDAY Y U HAVE NO END?
HEY POWSKI Y U NO OFFICIAL ANYMORE?! OH WAIT COS I AM OFFICIAL LOLOLOL
raquel y u no leave facebook
KITTEN Y U NO PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD 2
happy birfday! y u not dead already?
K
CHRISTINE NG PIE PIE Y U NO MEET ME
question y u no answer??!
Nintendo Y U No make good games anymore!?
Bilal Y U no let me play ps3?
People from occupy wallstreet Y U No stop raping people!?
Girl I crazy about y u no reply all my texts immediately
HARRY POTTER Y U DIE IN YOUR LAST MOVIE?
Baby  y u no answer my texts!?
toupe y u no stay on?!!?
sister y u no clean my room too?
TWILIGHT WHY YOU KNOW DIE IN HOLE!
Matt y u no this sexy all the time?1?!
SOCKS Y U DISAPPEAR?
Tony's birthday Y U NO FLY HIM TO MOON?
Kara!!! y u tease me with bieber video????
Y U NO TEACH ME MATH?
school y u no stop ruining sunday nights?
Tim tebow y u no throw good but always win
y u no muestrame las tetas?
Yeppoon Y U NO USE SURGE PROTECTORS
Collen Y u no have a wall?
ZELDA!! Y u no girl!?!
english teachers y u no gud 4 us?
Aljosa Mitrovic Y u no answer me?
HEATHER LYNN PICKERELL Y U NOT INTELLIGENT?
make meme correct y u no
Mosquitos y u no go vegan
obama y u no good at presidentin'
Kentucky fans y u no happy like iu students!?
memegenerator y u no pick good color scheme
AngelDelilahstarr. You have youtube account for 6 years Y you no know what meme is?
Finals Y U NO LET ME SLEEP?!
xbox 360 Y U NO HEADSHOT?
Dr Pati Y U NO GIVE MORE THAN 10!?
NBC Y U NO CANCEL WHITNEY?
Reasonable Person Y u no Reasonable
licked plate clean y u no happy face?
Obama y u no fix economy?
repair man y u no fix car the right way
cheat codes y u no work in multiplayer
cheat codes y u no work in real life
NUDGE Y U NO TALK BECKA!!! :P
THALIA Y U NO FIND TRAVIS AND GIVE HIM TOO SHARON FOR CHRISTMAS?
MONEY: Y U NO LAST LONGER?
Science fair Y u no do yet????
marion barber Y U no stay in bounds?!?
elevator
forget  your password option y u no remember?
UChicago Profs y U no put our grades out
Loyola Blakefeild Y u no loose ever
skyrim y u no have arena
San Fransisco 49ers Y U No Score Touchdown
y u no dance and leave your friends behind
Got killed by frag grenade.... Y U No dodge!!!????
fox news y u no have news?
ASS!!! Y U NO FUS RO DAH ?!
aprsnta&#231;&#227;o china republicana y u no more than 10 minutes?
Russian phonology y u no easier!?
Minecraft cow Y u no shut up?
Mendham fans y u no get ur towels ready?!?
female best friend ur online. y u no txt me
winter y u make me pee so much?
rich people y u no always happy ??
EARPHONES Y U NO STAY UNTANGLED???
Gajo dos computadores: y u no start 2 work once and for all??
bill gates y u no make xbox live free?
Pregnant asian Y U No go out in public?
y u no guy y u talkin to yourself
elsie y u no pick up your phone?
girlfriend y u no shut up
butt why u no clean after first wipe?
Siren song of the fallen y u no updade?T^T
justin Bieber y u no have ur period ??!
HOMEBASE Y U NO SELL VOUCHERS NEMORE?
DUMBASS Y U NO SELECT LANGUAGE?
I give you present y u no say thank you!?
SCF Y U NO LINEAR?!
Felkai Y U NO Like BEG&#201;PELT OLVAS&#211;NAPL&#211;??
FaceBook friends
tyler y u no stop trolling
MOM Y U NO GEt me dog
muhammad y u no jesus?
David stern y u no allow trade?
CROM Y U NO GRANT ME REVENGE?
PARADOX y u no not ya no
european union   y u no money
text book y u no have ctrl-f ?
for crying out loud! y u no hear me say bacon and eggs?!
Justin Bieber y u no go away?
y u no  german?!
9gagers y u like reposts?
bATTLEFIELD 3 y U NO WORK?
Skyrim y U No fun?
miller y u no man up?
Wisdom teeth Y U NO make me wise?
First ESTATE Y U NO PAY TAXES?
St. Nicholas y u no give me money
MUSTACHE Y u NO disappear in girls?
V FOR VENDETTA Y U NO TAKE OFF YOUR MASK?!
people y u no downvote me
adibah yunus y u no read 9gag with laugh
Saturday  y u no let me sleep
BROWser Y u no camera?
avo y u no boss like vaq
REal Life Issue Why u So Significant?
LAredo y u no fun!!!!!!
Children y u no move out of house by 21 years old
bahrain y u no keep the album there?!
edward cullen y u no get a tan?
Y U no guy y u no Why are you not guy?
i miss u y u no miss me back?
TEACHER Y U NO SHUT UP?
Y U NO get laid?
CUTE FACEBOOK GIRL Y U NO HAVE SLUTTY PHOTOS?
Kandahar y u no be less dusty?!??!?!
Netflix y u no have good movies?!
Uncle pez sez 'youth' Y U know happy?
bf y u no give back my earphones?
yardtard y u no you move your tires!
STREETFIGHTER MASoCHIST Y U NO PARRYING?
chelsey y u no let me wear blue jeans?!
Lee young y u no reply your birthday comments?
Google why you only release nexus on verizarape?
GOOGLE Y U NO RELEASE NEXUS
MONEY Y U GONE SO FAST?!
LEAD PENCIL  Y U No STOP BREAKING
hebrew hammer y u no play by teh rulez?
troll 2 y u no have trolls?
Skyrim Y U NO TAKE SWEETROLL
Facebook why u no stop changing
internet y u no visit nicememes.com?
Frog y u appear before sıte
Morrissey Y U NO FIND RECORD LABEL
lol
Y U NO FRAPPE
ARROW-IN-THE-KNEE REFERENCERS
katy perry y u no go out with me?
OLD FRIEND Y U SO SHY?!
Customizers Why u no replace all four batteries
Muggles y u no believe in wizards?
HELORZ Y U No KDE?
ULTRASTUNTING  Y U SO BORING ??!
kyoko y u no seem real japanese?
Crush y u no talk to me?!
FULL SIZED PICTURES WHY U NO USE THEM INSTEAD OF THUMBS
SPEHS MARHEEN Y U NO LIKE CHAOS?
SET&#218;BAL-LISBON TRAIN Y U ALWAYS SAME SONGS ON RADIO?
SLENDER MAN WHY I NO UNDERSTAND YOU?
college degree y u no give me job?
facebook silhouette y u no have a profile?
BOWSER Y U NO LETZ ME BEATZ U?
Advanced Accounting y u no basic accounting
Bankomacie dlaczego nie mam pieniędzy na koncie?!
facebook y u no gimme privacy?
fast fart y u no smell as bad
Look up VV y u no follow instructions?
flash player Y U no stop crashing my desktop?
skyrim guard y u no buy knee armor?
BUGGGGZ!! Y U No BUG off?!
Nick Y u no show good xmas specials?
Cartoon Network Y u no show good xmas specials?
GOP Primary Voters Y U NO vote for ron paul?
I TXT U WHY U NO TEXT ME BACK?
iphone y u no bluetooth data?
rain why yu no come again another day??
Megan!  Y U NO FEEL BETTER?
AUTOCORRECT Y U NO WORK?!
LIFE Y U NO GIVE GOOD LUCK?!
car y u no time travel at 88mph?!
Y U no Guy Y U always have a question?!
LIFEHOUSE Y U NO MAKE NEW SONGS?
GPM Y U NO HIGHER?!
Micheal jackson y u no go for adult?!
Cara Why u left?
Something Fishy y u no like us on fb?
BEN Y U NO SAVE MONEY?!
3000GT Sl Y U No rwd?!
HATERZ I'M GETTING PAPER
ERIK Y U NO UNDERPANTS
Fenton y u no obey?
higgs boson y u no show up
Skyrim y u no let me sleep
LIFE Y U NO HAVE IDDQD?
furqan nisar y u no get haircut?
higgs boson Y u no show up
FEET Y U FREEZING WHEN BODY WARM?!
I put status as 'away' Y U No read
Words with friends y u no work?
Present Mouse Y U NO GIVE WOOD OR SCREW!
steve jobs y u no respawn
GOOGLE IMAGES Y U NO hAVE GOOD PICTURES OF DEFOKO?
Hallmark movies y u no have half way decent actors
Serious sam games y u always on sale?!
hey lerrie y u no study?
Y u people using me so much!? Stop using me! 'Wait... SHIT!'
Waldo y u no find yourself?
JUstin bieber Y U NO DEAD?!
Sky on summer Y U NO TELL ME THE TRUTH about the time
jokes i make y u no funny?
yesii y u no text me?
EX BF Y U NO STOP MAKIN FAKE ACCOUNTS?
MINH Y U No learning Statistics
Markus Y U No MAKE SURVIVORS
Natural selection y u no do your job?
Y U NO TELL me u were a pothead?
everyone entering kitchen y u no stop saying 'Bon appetite'?
chrissie y u no like potato?
paper book y u no copy and paste
Bejeweled 2 Y U No moves Left?
DJ!!! Y U NO STAY???
Ferb y u no talk no more
europe y u no fix?
Apple y u no crash
Apple y u no crash
SOOORAV Y U SO PRO?!!!11
Oat Y U no slay dragons ?
Apple Y U Launch Patent Nukes?!
Internet y u no let me go to bed
ALI!! y u no grow tall?
Brubban y u no say im a good brother
philosoraptor y u no search in wikipedia
Dani Y u so lovely and cute?
cesare y u so dumb?
OSMAN KHAN! Y U NO ADMIT U LOOK LIKE Y U NO GUY!
HIDDEN BLADE Y U NO PIERCE EZIOS HAND?!
Girls Y U With beta males?
TEACHERS Y U ASK ME ONLY QUESTION I DIDNT ANSWER
Marijuana Y u no smell inconspicuous?!
georgia y u no sell original copies
awesome i5 2500k Y U NO RUN @ 4.5 ghz??
DAviD Stern y u no let CP3 play in LA? KOBE BRYANT bitches!
Y U NO RUN THE SPECS?
SMILEY Y U NO SMILE?
facebook chat Y U NO WORK!?
facebook y u no send birthday wish automatically?
Old Laptop y u no set it on fire ?!
DAMN TWITTER Y U CHANGE GUI AGAEN ?!?
DONAAAASIEN Y U NO USE COMMON SENSE!
Snowstorm y u no come here??
Steve jobs y U No Live no more?
saturday y u no today?
arrow in knee joke y u no die out?
Body Y U NO LET ME SLEEP?!
asian english teacher y u no teach math
CONTRACTS Y U SO HARD?!
BRADEN Y U NO TALL?
mc lil mack y u no play mac miller?
android y u no have songify this?
BEAUTIFUL GIRLS... Y U NO SEX WITH ME?!
Justin bieber y u no like santa claus?
acne Y U NO LEAVE ME?!
DANIEL AGGER Y U NO A COMPUTER FAN
Y U NO HAVE 'Is having tea' post?
No one behind me for miles
Telemarketer calls me....then won't say anything y u no talk????
MAB Y U NO LIKE CLINTON?
Picture I laugh at Why you make me go to hell
Hole pUnch Y u no have good reception
donald trump y u no smother rick perry with toupee?!?!?! no one want you as president either tho
Joana y u no party like its yer birthday!?!?
Soap MacTavish Y u no survive in modern warfare 3
photoshop y u no let me ctrl-z more than once
... y i don't have ears
Taylor Y U NO ignore troll
ASHLEY NICOLE y u so mean to me!?
Y U no think Leederz izz good?
Communitychannel Y u no make enough videos
MW3 Y U NO HAVE GOOD HIT MARKERS?!?!
txted you 10 seconds ago y u no answer
langston Y U Make me Want You?
WILKY Y U NO HAVE SNOW COUP?!
peter potamus y u no get that thing i sent you?
peter potamus y u no get that thing i sent you?
Doug Y U No dan getty?
Fat People!!!!! Y U always replace LYRICS with food
EMOASIANKID Y U NO PUT SPECS ON GLACEON?
yuengling y u no sell west coast!?
giovanni  y u no stop running like penguin
GLEN PINDER Y  U NO LOSE WEIGHT?
User logs IT fault Y U No answer phone!
Riley y u no stfu?
missed a deal from SocialDeal* why u no Tel me when deal close?
fruit throwers y u throw oranges at sherman???
GOOGLE SKETCHUP Y U no easy
U DJ AT GIGZ Y U NO BUY mp3
Internet y u no visit nicememes.tumblr.com?
katja y u no understand?!?!
iphone y u no play flash
adrian czerpak to kurwa debil!!!
Android y u no work?
SANTA CLAUS  Y U NO DIE YET? U SO OLD!
RENDERS Y U NO Faster?
Web portal Y u no open?!
grettel y u no fix poo brain
HDMI CABLE Y U NO WORK
GUISE Y U NO RESPOND!?
MITCH! Y U NO GET IN THIS CALL
Weather WHY U SO ANGRY???
Bill gates y u no fix bugs on microsoft?
ME GUSTA Y U no have official facebook?
MY LEFT HAND Y U NO HAVE SAME NUMBER OF FINGERS AS RIGHT?!
ea y u no let swtor collector's edition buyers play on time!?
y u no guy y u no use GRAMMAR?
boys y u no pick up garbage
Luke... y u no have friends
Y u no Like Simon cowell!!
Sword Y U NO In box
PEX 5 Y U NO WORK
professor y u no write left to right on board?
Anton Why Y U No ANswer?
JAK MOŻNA NIE GOLIĆ MIEJSC INTYMYCH?!
FANTASY TEAM Y U NO MAKE PLAYOFFS?
ENGLISH PEOPLE Y U NO UNDERSTAND that in brazil we don't speak spanish
Wind Y U NO STOP?
tolg y u no a spaniard?
Summer y u no gettin summery
college y u no accept me
UNIVERSE
hey! Y u no sleep?
memegenerator y u no let me upload new character?!?
WOMAN Y U NO make sandwich?!
W.o.w y u no let me have life?!
BLACK man y u no nice gonna have to throw up the hands
rollers y u no h8 bak!?
Ruilin shi y u no make real profile pic?
trolls y u no let me cross bridge
ADVENTURERS Y U NO BUY KNEE ARMOR?!?!
MOTIVATION Y U NON EXISTENT
Lisa lowe WHY YOU SAY SAME THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN??!!
DM Y U NO CALCULATE XP?
Kendrell Y U NO COME OUT OF CLOSET?!
Y U so Amazing?
fraNCINE y u let weirdo use phone
FRANCINE Y U LET WEIRDO USE FONE
skyrim y u no real life?!
Andrew Y U NO BRING BOWL?
MEME GENERATOR Y U NO MAKE ME PRETTY!
00:00  !! Y U NO LEMME STUDY EARLIER??
Screenplay y u no write yourself?
BIGFELLA Y U NO BIG?
KAILALA Y U NO LIKE TO BE CALLED CRYSTAL?!
y u no have normal 4head
EIK Y U SO FUNNNNYYYY
DAMN YOU GIRLS Y U NO SWALLOW???
Iwona y u no write me back?
MATT  Y U DEETCH?!
Single girls y u no  date me?
Computer y u no boot up faster
unoriginal morons meming business cat: y u no use different pun than the 'kitten me' one you all got off 'family guy'?
president assad of syria: y u so sad?
Leggman y u no play fifa?
Sophia y u no listen to rick!
Vlad y u no lotr exam?
y u no fix this shit right??
bert y u have no soul
Minecraft 1.0.0 y u have a purpose?
eBayers y u no read description
justin prickel y u no like me!?
BI Studio do you are sure what you are a programmers?
E.T Y U No Come HOME?
REFEREE Y U NO GIVE PENALTY
Y u no Speakah da Englay?
idiots y u no appriciate janka's work?
Georgia Weather Y u No consistent
game credit  y u no so short
Nifi y u no call me
y u no dig race? so much power but no hooky?!
All of my posts y u no go on trending?!
Y U NO Understand memes?
Jeff magnum y u no play show in los angeles?
Justin Y U No less than three me?
FOrtune cookie y u no give me good fortune?
Wall street Y u no be occupied?
cookies y u no bake in center
Jorge Y U NO PUT REAL COLM FOTO
penyuk raged y u no read chuck norris fact
hariadi tj y u block my account ??
Justin bieber y u no die
wouter
MEDIC Y U NO HAS IDEA?!
cookie y u no call?
Research y u no get saved?!?
Link Y u jump off cliff?
Google Plus Why u no give up?
Google Plus Why u no give up?
Y UNO?!?!?!?!
Qnyx y u no grow taller?
Her pohle Y U no let me to go to CHEMNITZ ?
Isomers of octane y u no 8?!
internet whores y u make duck-billed
Vennie! y u destroy my lotus notes??!
Bell y u no bring food anymore
SKYRIM Y U NO give arrow in my knee?!
NETFLIx Y U No KEEP XBOX PARTY VIEWING
texts from bennett y u have so many unread messages?
Y U NO GET ORDAR RITE
Martin Luther king Jr. y u go outside?
iwamine shuu y u no love me
abasio creel y u no give srp isk
SAGAR Y U NO CALM DOWN??!
Pledge Bro MArio Y U NO GET IT?!?!
MYwsu Y U NO LET ME REGISTER FOR CLASSES
SCHOOL! Why U NO BURNIN?!
CITY GOLF Y U NO FUN ALONE?
SOPHOMORES Y U NO analyze Lit devices?
SKYRIM MEME Y U NO IN GOD TIER?
Pierce the veil  y u no have no guts
Ed sartell y u no see your toes?
People Y U no use right character for memes
Lazy students Y u no make your own study guides
Putin Y U No ChEAT BETTER
Girlfriend y u no make sandwich
cool guy in hallway y u no afford headphones
AMERICA y U NO STOP EATING?!
GEORGE Y U NO LEAVE UR MOVIES ALONE?
Last hour of work y u no be faster?
CHARLIE Y U NO MOVE FINGER?
Ashlen Clark Y u no love me!?
BORDS y u no bring skyrim?!?
Northeastern y U No Northwestern?
Professor y u no respond to email
If I can take bullet 4 u y u no move!?!?!
wayzata debate y u no have potluck
chore y u no play skyrim later in the evening robey?!!??!
Vividus y u no finished?
karthus y u no press r
hot guy y u no ask me out
Vitor pereira Y U NO LEAVE
vending machine y u no take pennies?
andrew vanwyngarden Y U NO MARRY ME
U GO PEE PEE Y U NO WASH HANDS?!?
to little kid on game Y U NO SHUT THE F*** UP
hayden y u no post pow
MIND Y U NO GENERATE GOOD IDEAS FOR MEMES
modestep y u no come to east coast
Professor y u no answer e-mail??
infinity ward! y u no make new game
ASHLEY! Y U NO LEARN about memes before?
WOW Y U NO UP YET?
Pelvis goes out day after adjustment Y U NO stay put?
st. nick y u no come to christmas carrel?!
Civiclife y u no work
Minecraft Y u no compatible with phone
asians y u so bad at driving?
sciencedirect y u no have good papers
google y u no log me out?
PayPAL Y U hate little children!?
NEW YORK TIMES Y U NO CALL MAUS NON FICTION?!
Selena gomez y u not wanna go out with me??
Y u no get nudez of sister!?
y u no STOP PUTTING MINIONS INTO THE POUND
adam Y U NO REPLY ON FACEBOOK?!
Camry Guy Why you no park in designated space?
wintherhold gaurd y u no take arrow out of knee
vee y u no love me no more?
People who buy this shit
stupid generatebutton y u no give me new meme
Colorado Y U NO WARM UP
Tin y u no tin the tor of tin?!
SNOW Y U NO FALL??!!
9gag y u Ruin my English skills?
TKC Y U No HAVE READING DAYS?
Vending machine y u no have kit kat chunky
Y U NO POST ?!
dumbs y u no stop this???
jean marie y u no bathe?!
INTERNET EXPLORER Y U NOT LIKE NORMAL BROWSER
BRAIN Y U NO WORK
DHANN!!! Y U NO COME HOME?!?
facebook y u no tell truth
Y U No understand sibbal You CAn't CONTROL THE INTERNET
DAY y u no go fast
Kiwi Y U LOOK SO GOOD ON THE INSIDE
ORFEAS Y U SO GAY
jorel y u so hungry??
Stupid reporters y u no stop copy/paste
Tumblr follower y u unfollow?!?
Customer y u no buy my digital cameras
CV30 Y U No worky?
foreleser y u no use fullscreen?
web Programmers y u no know html
Stephanie y u no fix my armpit
UNIVERSITY Y U NO FINISH ALREADY?
9GAGERS over 18 years old Y U NO REALIZE HARRY POTTER IS LIKE TWILIGHT FOR US?
Comfort Cab Y u Raise fare again!!!
Forever Alone WTF...........................
WALLACE Y U NO LET ME IN GROUP?
BULB Y U SO GOOD?!
Skyrim Y U No deformable terrain?
ps vita y u no have multiple psn accounts?!?
ALE Y U SO FABULOUS
Forsaken Y U NO STAY DEAD
UNCC Engineering y u no give me projects when i have time to do them
Bule trainer y u no use bahasa ?this is jakarta
Maplesea
Unifi Y U NO FAST?
sky y u no snow
MM20802 Y U So MANY SLP?
No One TEXTS ME
BCS Y U no Playoff
FUSE TV Y U NO PLAy 5FDP?
out of work/unemployed y u no give me job?
NEW YORK TIMES Y U NO CALL MAUS NON FICTION
spider panda y u no open skype?
Emily y u no love me
Hobbits y u no shave feet?!!??
APUSH ID's Y U NO have auto-complete?!
DIVYA Y U SURPRISE?
COMFORT Y YOU INCREASE CAB FARE?!
FACEBOOK STATUSES Y U SO PASSIVE AGRESSIVE?
SKYRIM PLAYERS Y U NO GET KNEE PROTECTION
Athabaskan languages y u no easy
Crush y u no come to team trivia?
walkers Y u cross without seeing
perception filter table  Y U NO HAVE OPEN SEATing?
fry y u no sure?
VALvE Y U NO MAKE HL2: Episode 3?!?!
Albert Y U NO deliver Nettie's letters?
ta
peggy y u no do watch the walking dead?
Mrs. alnaji y u no like me?!?!
KIDNEY STONES Y U NO PASS
Y u liek mlp?! faggot
SCHOOL Y U nO HAVE beautıful gırls
KATELYN bARRET y U NO rsvp?!
maple leafs y u no win?
HISTORY y do i have 50 pages to study?
BIG DONUT? Y U NO SHARE?
FACEBOOK Y WONT U STOP PUSHING ME TOWARDS YOU?
Facebook y U allow creepy ppl?
GORRICHA Y U NO MARRY ME?!
Jorge y u no create a meme 4 me?
GABYTA Y U SO MAD?
memes y u no stop posting them
Sig figs y u no give me right answers?
Tom cruise! y u no call it mission possible
YOU ! Y U NO POKE ME BACK
9gag Y U No workin'
Farts y u smell worse in water
Girls who think they're photographers y u no stop taking 96 pictures of yourself doing different poses in the same room?
WILL Y U NO LOVE DAS FRO?
Dayton Y U no understand my love for Xemnas
ebony y u kno cashtexts.com/by/davie
Vote page: Y U No let me view more posts through pages?
Shiemke y u no post gradez
9gag y u no give soul back
microeconomy y u no simple as i am
kilos extra in my body y u no get lost ?
Sascha YU NO WILL VERRECKEn
Abra y u no let me catch you
INTERNET EXPLORER Y U  NO GOOD!?!?
JHONNY DEPP WHY U NO MY BOYFRIEND
Y U No Guy y u No Happy?
Benoit y u buy everything
Language y i allways forget to choose you
rute y u no grow up?
Oklahoma state Y U NO beat Iowa State?!
chomicki y u no stop spamming me??
nietzsche y u no like socrates?
Эрико! Y U NO DIE!?
Nicklas Bendtner Y u no get in pelanty area
DARK FAMILY
rageguy y u no relax!!
australian dollar y u so strong??
Micro$oft y u no give free $oftware
@RyanGosling y u no pm me?
coffee y u no hot anymore?
EXAMS Y U No FINISH ?!
REDDIT y u no stop me
Ash y u no evolve pikachu?
LYTO Y U NO CARE US
celticcherokee y u no fill every random scarf request from every person on tumblr!?
TEACHERS y u no correct exams in time?
NoBY Y U NO GO AWAY?
TEACHER Y U NO LET ME INTERNET?
HALO 2 Y U no fun
POLITICAL SCIENCE DEGREE Y U NO HELP
Arkansas has an amazing football team! y u no give respect?!
old man river y u no real man?
celtic cherokee y u no fill every random scarf request from every person on tumblr!?
Gentlemen y u no at school
POPULATION GENETICS Y U SO HARD?!
reblogger y u no follow?
r/atheism Y U NO donte to r/randomactsofpizza?
indianapolis colts y u no win?
CHRYSTAL Y U NO SKATE?
school why you no start at 12 and end at 2?
Zara y u no discover this earlier
Brittney why u no TALK TO ME
creator y u give me moon face?!
memegenerator y u no load properly
Rainbow Trout Y U No Take Caddis Fly
RESIN y u no taste good
Y U NO SMILE JON WANG
Tution Fees Why u Hike and No get Tired?!?
MASHI Y U NO LIKE POCAHONTAS MUSIC!!!
Mario y u no seizon senryaku
Internet y u no let me sleep
youtube y u no stop suggesting new videos for me to watch!??
Chasma y u no study?
random gaurd in skyrim y u take arrow to knee?
gertrude and cluadius y u get food from king hamlet's funeral. cheap bastards
Teh internets y u no responding?!?!
teh internets y u no responding?!?!
Albi y u no kiss my neck!!!!??
drake y u no tell us what they know?
DLB Why u more jacked than me
Freckled Beast says: Y U NO WEAR JEANS TO POOL?
katniss y u no think finnick pretty?
y u no  Like Knolle
fellow 9gaggers y u no press 'k' to get you back to top of long post???
cassidy what we doing?!
dexter y u no fasten that nut
y u no 18 yet your perfect
dj y u no have us falling in love?!?!?
school y u no speed up?
gergerg efbefb
rgw wrv
MSN Y U NO WORK?
WEAR GLASSES Y U NO SMARTER
OMEGLE STRANGER Y U NO SEXY LADY!?!
spotlight! y u no stop indexing?
SpotLIGHT! y u no stop indexing?
MOM Y U NO SHUT UP?
Tebow y u no lose?
Nate y u so cute but awkward?!
joakim falck y u no have life
REALITY Y U NO AWESOME?!
Math Y U NO SOLVE PROBLEM YOUR SELF
Americans y u no study geography
RECORD LABELS Y U NO SIGN ME ?
WOMEN
BRINK Y U NO BETTER?!
celebrities Y u no follow meatball_0
MISSISSIPPI Y U NO SHOW BrONCOS GAMES?
Chem 14.1 y u no make me sleep?!
prince joffrey y u no have mouth
CRS Y U NO GIVE ME SUBJECTS?!
ICEYDUDE Y U NO PLAY ME IN LU
Snow fans y u no go to antartica ?!
Why u so freaking naiiiiiive
Jackets y u no fit me?
Olympia Y u so sluty?
Angelina Jolie Y U NO STOP ADOPTING KIDS?
You Y u no ask permission touch my ipad2?
Abridgimon Y u no make new episodes
MISHA Y U NO GIVE JEREMIAH FREE GUITAR?
meme y u no get viral ?
Hey Eddie y u such a fish mon?!?!?!?!?
VICTOR Y  U  SO  STRONG?
rockey Y U NO STUDY?
FB Friend
CFC KWAN Y U NO ORD?
JONATHAN Y U NO LIKE WOMEN?
RICHARD DOWNER why u no give ur real name?
REne y u so crazy!?!?!
claire y u no shower faster?
CUBES y u no give % dex
Google Y u  no hav google plus iPad app?!
WALMARt Y U NO DEVELOP FILM ANYMORE
Skyrim y u control my life
Eileen... y u no come on?
GUARDS Y U NO TAKE ARROW FROM THE SAME PERSON ?
Kevin pereira y u no like skyrim?!
Fallon! Y U fizzle so much?
ALCOHOL Y U NO FREE??
TED Y U NO SUIT UP?
MW3  Y U NO LET ME GET QUAD FEED?
Men Y u no make sandwich?
awkward situations y u no stop?
Lonely island y u no have sex later?
paper y u cut me
Shit y u no smell gud
HAIDA Y U NO TELL ME WHAT YOU GONNA DO WITH MY FAVOURITE MEME?
VIRGINITY  Y U NO LOSE YOURSELF?
WOMAN y u no make sandwhich
DEXTER
teacher y u no blink!!!!
Woman y u no make sandwhich
Arrow in knee Why you not let me be ADVENTURER ?
Redditors y u keep making world problem memes!?!?
Crush Y U still in love with ex-gf?
APPPLEJACK y u no get episode
homework y u no in my notebook
ElEMENTAL MASTER Y U NO STAND AND FIGHT
Walgreens Y ur wall no green??
y NO u sELECT lANGUAGE cOOL gUY?
mr. DOug lombardi at valve y u no tell when halflife 3 out ?!?!
this generation y u know use proper grammar?
windows 7 y u no display folder size?!
KIKKA Y U NO LIKE MY COMMENTS?
MEMEBASE THANK YOU
Flat Y U No have 24 doors in december?
Charana y  U NO BRING CHICKEN IN MY SALAD?
Lukas y u no answer
MEAT SPIN Y U NO CLOSE!
Followers y u no proud of me
Good intentioNs Y u no cause good results?
U so stuck up but Y U No prettY?
Jogos DE PC ATUAIS Y U NO INSTALAM R&#193;PIDO?
ice in coke y u make gass disappear
CHOW KUANG Y U NO KILL URSELF
9GAG y u deleted my trendıng post?
hardworking boyfriend y u no let me sleep on sundays??
PONIES Y U CONTROL MY MIND?!?!
HAYLEY Y U SO STUPID
You tube!
alcohol  y u no cure flu?
People Y u no ignore incentives?
GOOGLE Y U NO SEARCH MY RESULTS
greybeards y u no be easier to find?
Y U NO Give me Chon Chon?!
4.3 Language Filter Y U NO stop resetting?
Sten y u no show movie
Facebook why u no liek me?!?!?!?!?!?!
pepperspray cop Y U spray people face?
fep's dinners y u no every week ?
weekday y u no have online store for uk customers??!?
Oliver sykes  y u no in my bed!!!!!
Vic  Fuentes y u no in my bed!!!!!
Internet y u no kill me
Nicole y you eat your friends?
t WALKER ANDERSON Y U NO BEAT SHIT OUT OF SPENCER?
Friends Y u no text me back
han solo y u no shoot first?
Go get coffee from cafe y u no take dirty dishes back!?
Inanimate objects y u no stay when i tell you to?
Michael Y U n post video frequently?
Majooo y u no give me some of that!
RUGER MK III Y U NO EASY TO KLEEN?!?!
megan y u no understand my poorness :'(
MICHIGAN Y U NO STAY COLD?!?!
Y U NO SPAM
BRIAR Y U NO SHAVE YOURSELF?
Hey bro
Psp Y u No ps3?
Tequila  y u make me throw up on INNOCENT ppl's carpets
canadian immigration y u no make process faster!!
JERK PEOPLE Y U no stop being jerk?
Youtube! y u change format!
meating famous ppl: I KNOW THAT u know that i know u y u no know me!?
y u no come afteralL?
nicki minaj y u mad
Kai y u no
HUGUES Y U NO SHUT UP ?
Girls Y u no stop using hashtags on facebook?
Cleverbot Y U NO GIVE ME CLEVER ANSWERS?
FRENCH y u NO ENGLIGH?
niki y u no came?!?
Youtube y u no keep good design
German volume training why you no pump J up and be done with it
GIRLFRIEND Y U SO SEXY?
CHLOE Y U NO WATCH VIDEO
bella y u so loca
TYLER  Y U NO SIT BESIDE VARGIE
Body Mass index y u no go down
Good job! Y U NO COME TO ME??!!!
Test y u no easy?
CS Bullets y u no hit ppl
Y U NO NAME THINGS CONSISTANTLY
MEME BaSE Y U No accept my memes?
Math Y u no solve your own problems?
Women y u no speak simple
KRISTIN MYRVOLD Y U NO KNOW WHAT DENIED SKRIVES?
Torwald y u no const
COLDFUSION Y U NO LIKE COMMAS?
ALIEN BASTARDS Y U NO REGRET MORE!?
MENTAL FACEBOOK FRIENDS Y U NO SEE psychiatrist?
FIFA PLAYER Y U NO SHOOT HOW I WANT ?!
Raymann y u no stay alive?
DICe Y U NO LUV PC?
MICHAEL Y U NO HIGH YET
bush  y u no shave
happy birthday nubia eat some cake
Hogwarts y u no send me Letter Yet?
Y U No  WANT TO GO GOT LUNCH
ivca y u no online?!
Y  U  NO  HAPPY   !? PALITAN NATO NI LAPAD SI BRIAN
HOT GIRL WHY U DRESS LIKE THAT IF U NO WANT SEXY TIME?
Podcasts y u no work like playlist
You!!!!! Y u no go my bubble!!!
Y U No Leave enough disposable douche under the sink?
SHAKESPEARE y DOST THOU NOT DECIDE
OLIVER Y U NO HAVE A MARGE
AJIB GOR Y U NO gimme pig project
Hipster link y u no like me?!
Gurl y u no eat poptart??!!!
ORGANIC CHEMISTRY Y U SO DIFFICULT?
CMT Y U NO LET ME SLEEP??!!
Heidi Y u no buy me food anymore?
POST OFFICE Y U NO CLOSE AT 6
YOU THERE! Y U NO jOIN SOCIOLOGY
futurama fry y u no stop referencing bohemian rhapsody?!
costco y u no take visa!?
SWTOR Y U NO OUT YET?
coffee y u no wake me up??!?
exercising y u no make me get rock hard abs
giraffes y u no make giraffe sounds
new vegas Y U CRASH SO MUCH??
Joel MC GUCKIN Y U NO GO OUT?!
HeADACHES... y u no go away?!?!?!
Cold beverage Y U Have to be shaken well?
Soulja boy y u no superman dat hoe
TEEnagers Y U say f-bomb all the time?!
CHARLES AND TYLER Y U NO IN THE BATHROOM
CIn Y u No let me sleep
coffee y u no wake me up??!?
youtube y u no let me watch videos in my country?!
harry potter why are you not american?
U.K.B.A. Y U NO SEND VISA YET?
self y u no lose weight?
People who dont play skyrim WHY you  no play skyrim?
Baked beans y u no make me fly?
got pocket aces y u no raise ?!
Susan Y u never not sick?
rebbeca black y u no black ?
terminator y u no back ?
program y u no responding ?
memegenerator y u no let me create new character and freeze??
self y u no lose weight?
Noobs y u no pull yhe trigger!?
Frosted y u no let me haz fun?
live is life y u no make sense ?
tv remote y u no within reach?
SUN Y U NO STAY UP LATER?!?!?!?!
HEY GIRLFRIEND! Y U NO MAKE SANDWICH?!?
Facebook!! y u no use scroll!?!
Homework y u no finish yourself?!?!?!
People in 9lol y u no in 9gag?!?!
essays y u no write self
teacher Y u no drink beer in class
J&#193;B Y U NO INTERESTING
Edward y u no sparkle?
joseph ducreux y u no talk normal ?
Skyrim y u no render?
teacher y u no check homework when i have not done it
RIOT GAMES Y U NO BUY NEW SERVERS?!
alex y u no working?
TREVOR ECKHART Y U NO WIN NOBEL PRIZE?
Carrier iq WHY U NO LEAVE MY PHONE ALONE?
Annie Y U NO CALL ME FOR PHO?
BOUGHT LOTS OF RUNES CAN NOT SEE ANY
people y u no stop fighting?
Beer Cereal Y U No Milk?
hipster Y u no pick a different shape to obsess over
DICE Y U NO FIX BF3
Gour y u no lead the effort?
Jea y u no give free ugc's?
elliott smith y u no still alive?
anıl y u so hot
.... *ploop*
SAF Y U NO GIVE ME MY IC TMR?!
Profile Pic Y U No look good?!
o rly?! Y U No Spe4k Internetz?!
TERRARIA Y U NO UPDATE?!
Chamonix y u no SNOW YET?!
Mcdonald's y u no open in nova gorica
skyrim y u no let me study?
PUT a vacuum cleaner to your face? Y U NO DO IT
pillow side why u no cool like other side??
Brain! Y U No sane???
Fellowes y U no write bransons in christmas special
Hips why you no lie?
-_- y u no strun
GUY AT POPULAR Y U NO GIVE ME RIGHT BOOK?!
Y U NO STOP BEING JEALOUS
DEBRA MORGAN
dota 2 Y U NO GIVE ME KEY?
Sera gamble y u always make sam suffer?
memegenerator y u no delete crap memes?
hey ladyy y u no stop at green light?!?!
JOSEPH Y U NO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY?
Rebecca black Y u no like thursday
Kerr y u no cold in winter
DOVAHKIIN!!!!!!! Y U NO SHOUT!!!!!???
forever alone guy y u no have friends ?!
CURSED Y U NO LOVE OX?
Y U no have wedding album?
GRAMMYS Y U RIG GAGA NOMS?
Y U NO LEAVE ME ALONE?!
ALYSON Y U NO KEEP POSTING KITTEHS
saber y u so painfull?!?!
bitches  y u no have a better work ?
bitches y u no have a better work ?
People why you no know memes
VOTE PAGE Y U HAVE BUTTON FOR OLDER POST
DERP Y U NO MAKE new coffee?
facebook y u no let me do homework?
Manchester united y u no beat crystal palace?
Administrators y u no like thats a load of bx?
Michael bubl y u no come to my city?
Silent bob y u no talk?!
DAD Y U NO LET ME PLAY SKYRIM?!
Sogor y u no say ur mated
internet y u no any fast?
Hand dryer y u no work?
ZTA Y U NO MIX?
Tokyo Marui Y U no make metal guns?!
December tomorrow No advent calendar
justin bieber y u no have swag?
pig things  y u no die?
Walking dead y u no make longer seasons
y u no make sammich? time to call mom
girl i held the door open for y u no say thank you
Y U No like my facebook fan page?
UCAS Y u no give me offer?
IDDQD Y U NO TAKE BRIBES ?
Girlfriend Y U NO MAKE GOOD SAMMICH?!
GIRL y u no give me sex!
ADOBE PREMIERE CS5 Y U NO MAKE SENSE?!
BONER Y u no stay down when teacher asks to come and write on the board
men y u no understand what's wrong?
AI CLASS Y U NO GET FASTER SERVERS?
College Wifi y u no stay accepted?!
PIPUL Y U NO COntinue riting
AC Revelations Y U NO LONG ENOUGH ?
RUTGEr y u post stupid tweets
CHAT ROULETTE BOYS Y U NO KEEP CLOTHES ON?
DEAR ANDROID
Leesleeps y u no respond to tweets?
i already liked CRACKED.COM y u no stop asking me to like again?!?
Y u no y u no super god tier
PUTAIN MERDE Y U NO PLAY COD?
Girl Y U No Talk to me!
violin y u no practice yourself?
spaghetti y u no pack fork?!
y u are here y u no are in 9gag
February 29th y u no come every year?
FEBRUARY 29TH Y U NO COME EVERY YEAR?
Sean bean y u die all the time
TABITHA Y U NO POST BIKINI PICTURES?!
RIMM Y U NO MAKE ANDROID PHONES
Gyula! y u no visit trainings?!
Why iw can't fix localization.txt?
Y U so ugly miror?
OSCAR Y U NO QUIT WOW?
Hogwards y u no end me acceptance letter?
U LoVE ME Y U NO SAY ME?
dream of doll y u no announce winter event?
Floor set Y U No sell clothes?!
giRL
Mom y u no let me play mw3?
whitney houston y u no love someone other than me for a while?
naor y u no smile?
ozzy y u no come out anymore?
Sushi y u no enough?
y u no flush???
game developers why u no implement siri into games?
PETR&#211;POLIS POR QUE VOC&#202; N&#195;O CHEGA NO HOR&#193;RIO!?
NMF Y U NO KILL DEATHWING?
SET Y U NO 1000?
SANDWICH Y U NO LEGAL?
TRIPLE H Y U NO SHOW UP???
David Cameron Y U NO FIX GOVERNMENT???
why i has no wow  4.3 fml
MARTHA Y U NO ACCEPT THINGS THE WAY THEY ARE?
rama and uma! why u no grow tall??
posts on the vote page y u no fabulous
Mari Zannetjie Y u no reply??
team y u no die?
Santa claus Y U NO STOP GIVE ME COAL?
Ash ketchum y u no grow older?
Science Fair Y U NO LIKE ME?
facebook! y U NO LET ME DISLIKE?
jk
Neuvo Y U NO Like debate
RAchelle y u no think i know everything?
Fus Why u ro da?
Hips!!! y u no lie!?!?
KATE Y U NO ANSWER PHONE OR TEXTS?
Epicly later'd menace episodes why you no post?!
'asian' music awards y u no asian sounding music?!
Thalmor Y U no liek talos?
campus wIfi Y U NO RUN AT HIGH speeds? dial-up is faster than you!
Y U NO PRO!!!
melbourne y no summer??
people reading out loud in class y u no read PRONUNCIATION
y u no cool like me!?!
future shop y u no give me job!
future shop y u no give me job!
EMILEH Y U NO PUT WALL BACK UP?
Winter break y u no here yet
Arsenal Y U NO BEAT MAN CITY?!
TICKETWEB y u no make plans with me??
Pell stultus est!
HAVEN Y U NO LIKE FOOTBALL?
SUGAY! Y U NOW ACCEPT FrEIND REQUEST!?
IRAN Y U IN OUR EMBASSY?
ANNOYING FACEBOOK PEOPLE Y U NO STOP?!?!
philosoraptor y u no extinct ?
THIS IS Q & JIAN GHOMESHI ANYWHERE OTHER THAN GUELPH
okay guy Y U No y u no?
Hey JUNIPER... Y  U  No  make  good  routers anymore?
logic y u no make sense?!
Traitor Y U NO TRAIT?
Lolmart Y u no ship to more countries ?11
online purchaser y u no give me my money
y u no log in y u no stfu
BRODY  Y U NO GIVE LANYARD?
Wisconsin y u no sober?!
Usher Y U NO SING ANY GOOD?!
Y U NO SPEND TIME IN A BETTER WAY!
Third Roomate Y u no listen to normal music?
razak  y u angry?
GMI HOSTEL Y U NO WIFI???
FuS ro dah Y u no work in real life
Iulia Y U NO HAVE PRINTER?
snow y u no come?
jarl of winterhold y u no die?
jarl of winterhold y u no die?
KUNNAWUT Y U NO DO imw!?
9gag y u no make forever alone handsome
MTGO PLAYERS Y U NO PLAY STANDARD SINGLETON!?
MTGO PLAYERS Y U NO PLAY STANDARD SINGLETON!?
ESBERN Y U NO HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY
IMU Y U NO GIVE US UPDATED NOTES?
MECHANICS Y U NO COMPREHENSIBLE
minecraft y u blocky?!
DUDA Y U NO TALLER?!
LIFE Y U NO MORE SIMPLE?
Comeon why you no finish
[        ] y u no fill in the blank
zpel cheka y u no work
girls y u no think
people y u no leave us alone?
you call yourselves ateneans? y u no read???
eddie moore y u no be my black friend
megyn kelly y u no eat pepper spray on your food
Hmmm.. y u no go to romania`s got talent or something like that?!
Mike Sheahan retire Y u no retire too
ADIRAN Y U NO STOP USING MIESMUSCHEL?
WIZ KHALIFA Y U SO AWKWARD
skrill y u no let us deposit?
Starcraft 2 Y U No ban koreans
WHy you no get 5?
Metroid II... y u no have map??
this guy is cool like carlito y u no respond him?
Keiran Y U No have BF?
Y U MAKE US PAY? vote for 'fully free' education
dohnut y u lyke cops insted of me
HEY amazon y u NO SHIP MY THINGS TO HAWAII?
pcp Y u no go away?
TEACHERS Y U NO LEAVE THE KIDS ALONE?
interior design y u no easy!?
Internet in my room Y U No faster
swain y u no die????
MITCHIE Y U NO LIVE IN PENNSYLVANIA?!
Foreigner y u no speak english
amish people y u no have moustache?
MIGUEL TORRES Y U HATE ME?
Horse y u no believe in physics
Apple store y u have big windows?
Christmas y u make me so Crazy...
Y U  SO IRONIC WITH ME?
Carter Why u no mo?
Hipster bike y u have no brakes!?
CXC EXAMS Y U NO GO AWAY?
skitzofrenix & jeff doubleu y u no release rumour has it bootleg????
Blieker y u no straight ;)
500 Influential Muslims 2011 y u no feature women?
Hasbro y u no make discord toy?
Y U  CHasing me?
Y U  A DARK SOUL?
Creature why u no gimme kittie?
Gmod y u no download faster
School  Y U NO LET ME SLEEP!?
Traffic Y U No move!?
Y U  NOT FUNNY ?
Wordpress Y U No let me to put widgets?
9GAGERS Y U DiSLIKE ALL MY POSTS?
New laptop y u no have normal adapter
MEMEGENERATOR.NET Y U NO UPGRADE SERVER?
MW3 Y U NO let me have life
CALLOUS Y U NO GET ON THE SERVER?
Tek buraot sunugin notebook
sumbit work to deviantart hours of effort buried under over 9000 new submissions in less than 5 seconds
Bastilein y u no like goat cheese?
football players y U NO shave head?!
Y  u  N o shout
Peter Pan y u no grow up?
Facebook Y U no Let me study?
JC Y U NO MORE ABROAD?
FACEBOOKER Y U NO BUY
Daisy Y U NO CLEAN AFTER TAKING SHIT
Gov Brownback y u no fund arts?
Google translate Y U no nynorsk?
english women y u no like do exercise
dahlia  y u no fail mechanics?
thailand y u no rebuild hdd factories ???
shishi yuno give mergesort ?
STUDENT Y U no stand up
SCHOOL Y U NO DIe
outlook Y U No stop showing the authentication dialog
MR. DaRCY Y U NO love me?
me y i talk liek dis?
9GAG Y U no let me pass my exams?
George lucas y u no leave well enough alone
SKYRIM Y U TAKE AWAY DRIGO BRAIN?!?
MC Hecked y u no throw party in real club??
catherine ezzo y u no lemme keep my weed?!?!?
T&#243;ni y u no talk?
hey megatron ! y u no stop battling autobots?
Justus Y U Like Twilight?
mw3 y u no have nuke?
King Duncan Y u no make me king of scotland
PHYSICS Y U NO MAKE SENSE??
Santa y u no give presents to poor children
TOILET flush Y U NO WORKIN NAO?
JAK TO KURWA OJEBA?EM ANALIZE?
Caro Paulo y u no lolrecorder?
r/trees y u no upvote me more?!
New 9 gaggers y u no see all post first
microwave y u no pop every single popcorn kernal?!
Tim Tebow u qb y u no good at throwing?
Rappers Y u no have candy inside?
EDGAR Y U NO LAST 5 MINUTES
Branden WHY YOU NO HAVE GOOD FIREWALL?
JAVA Y U NO HAVE DESTRUCTORS?!
TESCO GARAGE y u no have main store open after 4pm on sundays?
Titanic y u so sad?
minecraft y u no keep herobrine
hit x on tab y u no close!!!
WOMEN! Y U NO SIMPLE!?
Amber Y U NO COMMIT?!?!?
POKING Y U NO STOP?!
University Classes y u not more interesting than crap on the internet!!
Steam Why U no download faster
i sort glass Y U NO sort my glass
Silly bobos y u so silly?
piano
HOLLEH Y YOU NOT NICE
mario balotelli y u no be smarter?
Y U NO FOLD
Ikea y u no sell gf-assembly packages !?
justin bieber what size ur tampon?!
Skyy helms Y U No make Josh & Skyy video with me no more!?!?
Sunny sheikh y u no darky sheikh?
edward y u no put condom!?
HOT GIRLS Y U LEAVE SO FAR ?
ROCO CUP ADJES Y U NO HAVE BrAINS?
wacken y u no black sabbath?
Tumblr followers y u no make relevant gifs?
who steal my umbrella at Stadium bukit jalil?!?!
hangover y u no let me study
CT Y U NO UPLOAD PHOTO
WEEKDAYS Y U NOO LAST 2 DAYS & WEEKEND LAST 5!?
Feet Y U NO LISTEN TO BRAIN WHILE PLAYING SOCCER?!
woman
Lui Y U NO WHITE?!?!
IBO Y U NO LEt me sleep
bethesda y u no lemme whistle my horse to come back?
fat people y u so fat?
ALTIMOR Y U NO STOP ASKING QUESTIONS?
Sundays Y U No exciting?
reddit y u no draw well
me y u no have friends
no y u no yes
Dryers Y you no Dry
DUDE I LIKE Y U NO PAY ATTENTION TO ME
tORRENT Y U NO CONTINUE AT 99
brain y u not usb 2.0 compatible
*Farts in public* Y U NO SMELL?
SKYRIm Y U LAG WHILE I WAS SLAYING A DRAGON?!
Scene Y u NO release a proper batman crack ?!?!!
Kanji Y U No Stay in Head?!
EAR Y U NO STOP tinklING?
Yolanda Be Cool Y u no speak americano?
Torchwood Y u no doctor who
jake marco y u no have real books?
parents y u was not kids
heloef y u no shut the hell up
black people y u no say s before k?
y u no go to eigencats
Bilingual Support y u no do webboards?!?!?
UCLA Y U No GOOD!?
william y u no accept you're wrong?
Bilingual Support y u no do webboards?!?!?
Men... Y U Like Glee?
SKYRIM Y U NO LET ME DO HOMEWORK
moustache y u have 1
PARENTS Y U WAS NOT KIDS
American posts Y u no gtfo
foo fighters store y u charge so much for shipping
EGYPTIAN TV Y U NO SAY THE TRUTH
2011 Y U NO HAVE FLYING CARS?
KEKE Y U NO BELIEVE ME
NeSQUik cœur de lait  Y U NO good?
Big Nog Y U NO LIKE HIM?
ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADED SONG Y U NO AVAILABLE IN 320 KBPS
COYOTE Y U NO ORDER A PIZZA?
Spike... Why u no like jeff's music?
sound y u no stay inside?
horoscope y u no make us compatible?
fernando kattan y u no man?!?
GARA Y U NO sale?
girls Y U NO on time
braces y u replace refridgerator
rain
mathematics y u no easy?
HEART Y U No be stereo?!
9gag y have u become so mainstream??
google plus y u no facebook?
TDWP Y U NO COME TO SOUTH AMERICA
Redditors Why you no use hover zoom?
Roommate y u no close the doors?
Racist posters y u no stop hating?
9GAGERS Y U NO POST GOOD SHIT FASTER I GET BORED AFTER 1 HOUR!!!
Women y u so annoying
Assholes y u no shut up
Anthony y u no connect now ????
Mario Y U No kill goomba?
zelda
panda express y u no sell pandas
SKYRIM! Y U NO HAVE SPEARS!?
DANNI  Y U NO ......
BPM Y U no finish?
computer y u no work faster
Scott bike y u leak oil so fast?
NOTCH Y U NO KEEP TWEET TO YOURSELF?
9gag y u no have gifs?
avith y u no go on anymore
luiggi y u no die?
Y U no CLEAR DA SPEICHER?
NATHAN! Y U NO HAVE A LIFE?
Fouradi y u no on radio
4472 Flying Scotsman y u no done?
SABRI Y U NO STAY SINGLE FOR MORE THAN A WEEK
Haters y u no stop hatin&#180; ?
Bing y u no stop embarrassing YOURSELF
teacher y u no stop giving homework ?
BATMAN  Y U NO LET ME PLAY?
y u no listen to parazitii?
math grades y u no bigger?!
Search box y u no good at searching
Y u no Trust fall on me
I say bah bai Y u no say bah bai baK?
smokers y u no stop smoking?
CUSTOMERS Y U NO BUY AFTER BARGAIN?
y u stalk me?
student y u no do werks
bra y u no have shape of boobs
Helga and sylvia y u Steal my boobs?
house alarm why u no go off!
Sachin y u no score 100
Jack black y u nO remember best song in the world?
Grandson  y u no email me every day
Link Y U No REAL ?!
HEADACHE WHY U NO LEAVE MY HEAD?
memes y u no give phd?
Fat man Y u no stop at 1 hamburger?
KIDS Y U NO SHARE CEREAL WITH RABBIT ?
ke$ha y u no just use toothpaste?
League of legends Y u no ban n00bs?
Harry potter ends y u don't make one more movie?!?!
NERCHIO Y U MAKE ROACHES IN ZVT AND STILL WIN?
Americans Y U NO Shop SATURDAY
STALKERS Y U NO HOT?
nutella y u no like?
9gaggers y u no better at grammar?
Singapore radio awards y u no radio 1003 and 91.3fm?
friends y u no throw cool parties
nEIGHBORS Y U NO LEAVE MY PROFILE ALONE?
memes y u no make me laugh anymore!?
CITRIC ACID CYCLE Y U NO COME OUT?
Justin Bieber Y U MIGHT BE TEEN TONY STARK IN IRON MAN 3?   you're gonna destroy the very existence of tony stark
Woman y u come out of kitchen?!?
Justin beber Why you so gay?
Germany y u nO HAVE BLACK FRIDAY!
bla bla bla its me ahat the great
northern europe y u no have sun
FACEBOOK Y U NO PASS COURSES FOR ME
MOOSE Y U NO LIKE 9GAG?!
Grandma fell y u no get up?!
You Y U NO ME?
Internet y u no work
perverts y u no get out?
Guy Y U no Talk to me more?
Facebook Chat Y U NO STOP Shaking?!
Cake y u no true!?
WHY U NO HAVE SHREDDED CARROTS?!
Verizon y u no give me signal?
Chick-FIL_A Y U NO SELL SPICY NUGGETS?!
march 23rd y u no here yet?!?!
Mexicans Y U JUMP MY FENCE?!
sharks and jets y u no get gang names that are scary?
Russian illegal download site y u no upload faster..!!
GREAT LIFE PLANS Y U NO FIT IN ONE LIFE???
ZONE'Z y u No have imagination for memes?
people Y U NO UNDERSTAND SARCASM ANYMORE?
why you no SELECT language
mike ''the situation'' y u get grenades?
Tomas kalnoky  y u no make new album?
iGag for iOS y u are not free?
ELECTRON Y U NO PUSH URSELF?
Vakt
memegenerator.net y u no hurry up with the character creation update
Indians y u no invent guns?!
cars y u no look individual anymore?
dollar y u R$1.80?
Trolls! y WE NO UNDER BRIDGE?!
Mic
julia y u believ in astrologee
ghraaaaaahhrrr raaaaaaaaaghhrrrr!
ASD DASDA
Tetris battle y u no have energy?
Skyrim Y U no let me sleep?
Theleader Y U no celebrate thanksgiving?
Curries?!?!? Y U no sell curries!?!?
Inform&#225;tica Aplicada Y U NO FUNNY?
its thanksgiving y u no make turkey?!?!
LECTURER Y U NO GIVE ME A?
facebook friends y u no like trolldad?!
PITBULL Y U NO DOG?
shkoj te shpia shokut corapet qellojne te grisura
Haddaway Y U NO know what is love?
DARRENN Y U NO SHARE FOREHEAD
R-SANDHI WHY YOU NOWHERE TO BE FOUND?
Whitey Y U No fill roster?!?
FOUND Y U SO GOOD!
WHY THE SEVER DOWN IM SO ANGRY
ed laney y u no man up and come sat
Dragonwrath y u no do dmg?
Boobs WHY u're not of the same size?
Deakron Y U not answer me !?
QT interval y u no increase
CNCH WHY Y U NO LET ME SMOKE MY CIGARETTE?
MAJA Y MICHELLE Y U NO CELEBRATE?!
Y U PUT ME ON HOLD
Kindle fire  y u no work at all!
Kindle fire y u no work at all!
Kevin y u No text ME?
MJ Y U No show me ur boobs?
Facebook y u no delete the share button?
Battlefield 3 Y U NO have Defi with whom you can KILL?
RIhanna y u no put clothes on?
first world country America Y U NO BE SMART
tRAINS y u nO cOME IN TIme?
FREDDIE MERCURY Y U NO REVIVE LIKE JESUS?!
translated memes y u no post it on google+?
Nephrology Prof Y U NO make Sense
My Little Pony Y U so sucky
Americans Y U No SKinny?
Salmon Y U no stay in ya river?
Music y u no give us our marks when everyone else  gets them?
headphones y u no stay in my ears
doctors y u no write properly?
Modern Warfare 2 Y U No Haz gold camo?
ARGUS Y R YOU ALWAYS GREGATING?
Alex Y U NO laugh at funny jokes
Apple jacks y u no taste like apple?
Hey you! Y U NO get off your ass and get a life?
why am i like dis y U no YOUTUBE!
MEGAN Y U NO REPLY TO MESSAGES?
Kjell y u rage so hard
shoulder token Y U no drop?
people who keep reposting from me Y U no friend me?
Stuff I post on soup y u no tag yourself automatically?
M&#228;larH&#246;jden
Evil Eyebrow y u No stop bothering all
forever alone guy y u so tall???
my facebook girls y u no like?
people Y U No tell me the truth
Winter y u no snow?
flobots y u no tell us how long it took to make a comic book
John frusciante y u leave red hot chili peppers?
samuel l. jackson Y u no make good movies anymore?
chat y u no live
iCloud customer Y u no fix own issue?
why is 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9 y u no eat 10?
stupid pc y u get stuck? y u no smarter?
picture link y u no show funny picture
picture link y u no show funny picture
y i no  get 300 upvotes?
EAGLE. y U NO PLAY WITH FRIENDS!?
hipster y u no go along with everyone else
JOE PATERNO Y U NO REPORT THAT GUY?
ACTORS Y U NO USE TOOTHPASTE IN MOVIES
COFFEE Y U NO LAST FOREVER
PAUL MCCARTNEY'S GIRL Y U NO DO IT IN THE ROAD?
REDHEAD Y U NO IN THE KITCHEN?!
meme generator y u no let me study?!
Infinity Ward Y U NO FIX GAME
Whoopi goldberg Y U NO HAVE EYEBRoWS?
C Y U NO SEGMENT?!
THANKSGIVING Y U NO GIVE THANKS?
picasa y u no support GIFs
Smokey THE BEAR Y U NO SMOKE
facebook y u like crack?
facebook y u like crack?!?!
homosexual frape Y u No come out of closet homo fraper??
FACEBOOK Y U LIKE CRACK?!?!
gag y u no spel thing correctl
girlfriend y u no give me pizza and bj for playing video games?
Football y u no use feet????????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
life y u no easy?
joseph ducreux y u no speak like black person?
doctor who y u no regenerate?
Ari anthony y u no listen?!
Black Friday Y U No every friday
GAIA WHY U ASK FOR PASSWORD?
Meme ideas y u no hit when i'm at home
SKYRIM Y U No let me do homework?
t-pain y u no use real voice?
ASIAN GIRLS y u NO SHAVE!
black people why u no leave kfc alone?
Nerd y u no stop talking to yourself?
Chillybomb y u no ever hit me up on steam i bought killing floor to play with you
Jak można montować gaz do nowego samochodu?
Arex! Y u no party animar ?
MAWARNI AKA PARIS HILTON Y U NO COME 2 CHALET
PJM internet connection Y U No fast?
Y U NO GUY Y NO STOP Telling OTHER PEOple what to do?
Gingers y u no get sunburned
Y U NO LISTEN?!
Jaggy snake y u no exist?
Hakuna matata? y u no like worries??
Seba y u no answer messages?
ziaam khaalid y no no use Aa in your name
KKN Y U MAKE US CONFUSE??
Trade Y u no onside
First years Y u no figure it out yourself
UOIT Y U NO FIX CAMPUS AIR
Synergy Y U NO MAKE two??!??
Synergy Y U NO MAKE SENSE??!??
cool strangers  y u no poke me instead of those loser strangers ?
Followers y u no talk to me?
Google Y U NO LIKE MY DOODLE?
T Shirt y u no like?
payton y u no watch nyancat?
Pandora y u only give me 6 skips?
Mikk y u no understand 9gag
PACMAN Y U KNOW?
Mario y u not jump
catarina y u no text back?
SVEN Y U NO DOCTOR YET?
Philosoraptor Y U No use google?
sadiebaby
CHANCE! y u no wait me???
exodus y u no make crap albums like metallica?
Jurassic Park Y u No say magic Word
Jessica! y u no buy jessicaeballar.com?
High Expectations Asian Father y u no have higher expectations?
school computers y u no have flash player?!
iservice Y u no work?!
Concentration y u no even
COBIAN Y u NO LET me breathe!
guess who why u no have time left for me?
Qbano Y U NO take care of ur stuffs!!!
Y U NO ASK OUT BEN OR COLE OR THAT... OTHER GUY
LYNDSEY BARTLETT Y U NO HAVE TUMBLR WHICH CAN BE FOUND?
meme y u no let me study!?!?!
andy breeden y u no allow wall posts?
Philly
GIRL I LIKE y u no SINGLE?
United Parcel Service y u no send package to right town?
STEAM Y U NO UP?!
nfs world developers y u no give us snow?!?
Bioware why u no let me play swtor?
Sara Bareilles y u no write him a love song
Sara Bareilles y u no write him a love song
SEK y u no go to sleep?
Human RACE y u no Love each other?
HARRISON Y U NO TALK TO ME
Memegenerator.net y u never work
y u no keep it juicy!!
Marco perri Y u no ask money 4 codes!?
orientador de est&#225;gio y u no choose one?
WOMEN Y U NO SIMPLER ?
blizzard y u no make new boss models!
cis.ifmo.ru Y U NO LEAVE OLD version of SITE?
mom y u no love me
WOMAN! Y U NO REPLY?
blizzard y u no make new character models!
Benfica y u no kick some ass
Jacksonville Y U NO HOW DRIVE?
VOLDEMORT Y U NO HAVE NOSE?
CHI REVIEWERS Y U NO understand our rebuttal?
BRAIN Y U NO MEMORISE
Radiohead y u no play guitar like in paranoid android anymore?
NSFW posts y u no have your own page?
NSFW posts y u no have your own page?
Hey PSN Y U NO LET ME PLAY!
ZUBAT Y U NOT GTO?
pEPE y u no kill messi?
Velidare Y U no have facebook
Computer Y U NO run codmw3
Flo Y U NO shut down your pc when You go?
china  Y U NO FREE TIBET?
Sam barrel y u no show back at college ?
Girl answering phone at z's y u no get my joke?
APple store geniuses Y u no Tell me your iq
PAKALNISKIS Y U NO GIBZ US GOLD?
GEEK GIRLS Y U NO BE SEEN IN MY SCHOOL
sinok y u so good?
mind  y u no remember dream?
kainaat tahir y u no buy joggers
selena y u no a man?
tadiću Y U NO DIE?
SHinya aoki y u no fight at ufc japan
KIDNEY INFECTION & THE FLU LYF Y U SO CRUEL?
Baseball Writers Association y u no give jacoby mvp?
DIGVIJAYA SINGH Y U NO SHUT UP
high school librarians. y u no let students on facebook?
Dale Y U NO LIKE MY FLOWER arrangements?
ESL? Y U NO LET ME CHEAT
ROCKBAND Y U NO LAST LONGER?
Serious sam 3 y u no preload?!?
skyrim y u no let me sleep??
Neil! Y U NO HELP!?
Monsterbeats Y u No let me sleep
ut y u no let me register for class
new 9gaggers y u no stop liking reposts ?
SON  Y U NO GO THANKSGIVING PARTY?!?!?!!11
indonesian football team y u no win?
facebook relationship status Y U NO multivalue??
MANAGERS
SARMAD ISHTIAQ WHY U NO STOP THINKING U R THE MOST INTELLECTUAL PERSON ALIVE?
snow why u no fall already ?
therapistfinder.com y u no let me find rapists??
maths! y u no solve ur problerms urself?!
BEN CUSHION Y U NO DEAD?
Got weed
yo sliver y  u sit on floor
Y u no halp me?
skyrim why u no liek my ps3?
ROSTOCK  Y U NO BERLIN?
638 digital tv channels y u no have anything good on
FACEBOOK y u NO LET ME DO HOME WORK ?
ron chandler y u kill self?!
ULTRABALL  Y U NOT SO ULTRA!
Y U NO sympathy ?!
REAL LIFE Y U NO HAVE CHECKPOINTS??
Saskia y u don't want
Weed y u no keep me awake
Eyes y u No open when studying
sent as Text message? y u no send as imessage?
valve y u no make episode 3?
U SO FUNNY STOP IT!
just posted a meme y u no funny anymore?
Babe Y u no wake up yet?!
ULTRABALL Y U NOT SO ULTRA
ayden y u no sleeep?!?
Authors y u no change subjects?
Zambuc YU no Come out?!?
website Y U no have content?
Food y u no good !?!?!
website y u no have content?
INSPER Y U NO LET ME LIVE?!?
forever alone.. wait no
WEEKEND Y U NO LAST LONGER?!
andrei y u no like a super hot blonde girl ?
_ _ _ _ _ Y u no un-friendzone me
theo nguyen y u no have back 100% bro
SUMIMASAN WHY U NO POST TEST?
justine y u so good at memegenerator.net
Sweatpants y u no sexy?
you added me but... y u no talk to me?
MODS Y U NO TEMP BAN SMEDDY AND CH
TOBI Y U NO SING POKEMON RIGHT?
Mar&#243;ti y u no play well
HEH! MW3! Y U LAGGIER THAN BLACK OPS?
americunz Y U no know tomato is fruit?
snag it Y u no work n crash my windows
BLACK SABBATH Y U NO COME TO BRAZIL !?
brain y u no work properly
andy o'brien y u no play for leeds?
MIRALLAS Y U NO FINISH LIKE ZEKA??
Tussua tai myssy&#228; miksi en saa?
Bia y u  no love me?
melis y u so hot!!!
RADAR!!! Y U 9awr??
Y U No work as a team player? Your C.V. say team player!
B*N FOCUS'D Y U NO LET ME FOCUS!!!?????!
Y U NO READ BOTTEM?! Y U NO READ TOP?!?!?!?
IPV6 y u no spread faster?
mw3 y u no come to me?
justin y u say shawty all the time?
Maths y u no leave me alone?
Y U NO KNOW THIS?!
SKYRIM Y U NO LEMME DO HOMEWORK
Internet y u no stable?
VOROBJOV WHY Y NO MAKE USEFUL THINGS?
HAFAF MALIK Y U NO UPLOAD VIDEO?!
Rusti y u no post pictures of teh back!?!?!?
BRAIN Y U NO work when exam is tomorrow
Dubstep y u no stay underground
hd sfh
Daddy! Y U NO give me ben & jerry?!?
PizzA Y u Vegetable Because of toMatoes!?!? TomAto is frUiT!!!!
jimmy wales y u no understand
Old People y u always want to pay exactly to the cent
EMILY Y U NO SHOW ME YOUR TITOCULARS
trigonometry Y U Makes me so confused?!!
thinman y u no want become leader?
Doug Y u no understand the purpose of 'y u no' memes?!?!?!?
RULES y u no implement urself??
Pictures Y U NO be same as in my mind!?
Cameraman in life alert commercials y u no help up old lady
u add me on facebook but.. y u no show your face?!
victoria's secret y u no release black friday ad?
Blizzard y u no nerf mutalisks?
Y U NO ACCEPT INVITE?
y u no charge $11?!!!
Andres y u no come to panama!!
George... Y u no answer question proper!?!?!
dion y u no show webcam???
Y U No step on gas
LHEKA WHY U NOT HERE !?!?
Chloe Y U NO GO CINEMA WITH ME?
SONIC Y U NO KILL AMY
i subscribe y u no post video??
Jonas brothers y u no invite bieber to play halo on the stadiums big screen
maya  y u no stop crashing!!
Professors y u no give weekend off
girls in omegle y u so fast?
mike y u no have battlefield 3 at howies?
kameeni y u no reply
Mercier y u no know that we dont know
Knee y u know werk!?
JOHN LENNON y U LEAVE?
IDEAS!! Y U NO COME ANYMORE FOR NEW NOTES!?
discusting Y u no spell disgusting right?
y u no like foster da people? hey george
LUNATIC Y U NO HAVE TIME FOR REGRETS ?
Tests & homework y u no about Rock?
y no cute?
SKYPE Y U NO RECEIVE MSGS?!!?!!?!
HATERS Y U NO STOP HATING ?
Web Streaming Y YOU SO SHIT?
Is it a desease? y u no stay quiet?
MOM
Julian Y U NO GET GOOGLE PLUS?
Going to a bieber concert y u no go ?
SOPA BILL Y U NO LET ME HAZ FREE SPEECH?
Mr.Wenger Y U no buy any good defenders?!
drinking lots of water after a night out y u no cure hangover?
RVP y u no stop scoring?!
DARIUS YOU U NO HAVE A NICE DAY ?
woman y u no in the kitchen
train y u no ariive on time
wife y u no in kitchen?!
SCHOOL PEOPLE Y U NO UNDERSTAND MEME REFERENCE???
tier 3 mice y u no drop tier 4 potions?!
jew people y u no let me be happy?
Author Por qu no elegir el idioma correcto?
Minecon! Y u no closer tO where I live
baby why u no answer my szia apa?
CSS Y U NO WORK?
y u no y u no happy?!?!?
dog ?dyslexic be me let u y
Tamper resisTant Outlets Y u no Let me plug in?!
axl rose y u no make good music anymore?
Spotify y u no tracks available anymore?
pedobear Y U NSFW
simon cowell yu no hire ryan seacrest??
Giovanni Y U SO EVIL?
Zach fayne y u no shave yo pubic hair beard
Holiday! Y U So boring!? sincerely
skyrim why you no give me boxes for my house?
JUSTIN BIEBER y u no die ?!
picdump y u no online yet?!
Steven lim y u so thick skin!?
Galera
Stephen Y u no pass 8th grade
red red wine y u no stay close to me?
simpsons why u no be funny anymore
Roger Y U No try to cut yuh mohark
words  Y U No get samller
Time y U no multiply
Master Yi Y u no call mia?!
Pencitraan y u berhasil
shot to a zombie y u no die?
Y U No Visit ME At Pleasure Bar?
Economists y u no predict housing crash
manav y you no STFU!
ROLLING STONES Y U NO STOP ROLLING?
kevin y u no shut up?
KInder suRprisE Y u so dangerous?
LONG TEXTS Y U NO STOP COVERING MY FACE?
brain y u no provide ideas?
ANOREXIA Y U NO EAT?
FORUMS Y U DED
edvaldo y u no make sense??
facebook y u no make dislike button?!
meme y u no get popularity?
STEPLEASE Y U NO DIE
THANKSGIVING BREAK Y U NO COME FASTER
NASA Y U NO FIND REAL ALIEN
Yo Naab y u no have personality?
Sink Down Y u don't buy a shirt?
Y U No  has rupees?!
MAX13 Y U NO MAKE FUNNY STUFF?
why? WHY my Husband talk shit?
Benson y u no ban rigby!?
Justin Bieber Y U no stop singing?
TNI Gods Y u no give me good calls?
jessy y u no let us smoke at your window
girls on pof.com y u no reply to my msgs?
OMAR WHY U NO LET ME COMMENT ON YOUR PICTURES
I NO UNDERSTAND COZ I STUPID Y U NO EAT PIE?!
slide y u no have heading?!!1
Brain Y U NO THINK OF GOOD MEME?
Pop y u no like tumblr!
JOSEPH CANTALOU
Guys y u no like my posts?
.exe y u no crash somewhere else
robin Y U no BREAK UP WITH KUMAR?
troll niuz y u no like them?
Mike y u don't let me win poke war!
George Clooney y u no marry yet?
INSa De RENNES Y U NO TORRENT?
service center y u so many cases
REBECCA BLACK Y U NO GIVE UP?
PROJECT ACES Y U NO MAKE AWESOME INTRO ANYMORE?
anonymous y u no destroy facebook?!
spotify y u no let me skip publicity
9GAG Y U NO UPDATE?!
ESENECO Y U NO ABSORBED BY BRAIN?
Y U NO POST ON MUSICAPITOL!?!?
y u no finish rest of apple
Andy's birthday party Y U NO INVITE ME?
WALK CYCLES Y U NO EASIER?
google y r u chauvinist?!
MY POSTS ON 9GAG Y U NO GET LIKES AND VOTES
Exam Y U Always GEt Pre-Poned
vALVE Y U GIVE BETA KEYS TO PPL WHO NEVER PLAY DOTA BEFORE
ASKER Y U NO FINISH THESIS
9GAG      Y U NO leave PAGE Numbers AS they USED to be
Student y u no study?
Girlfriend y u sell my gameboy?!
fedex
Y U NO SHOW ME THIS PAGE BEFORE?
XAN! Y U ACTOR?
DO HAIR
beer!!! y u no have nutrition facts!!
'Cool Beans' Y U NO WARM?
Student y u no study?
Hunger games y u no out yet!
one direction y u no reply back on twitter
Car Y U No finish race?
Rosko Y u no be tough and strong
Call of duty Y U No better than skyrim?
Michael Y u no swim with us anymore?
DRUNKIN GIRL Y U NO LOVE ME
60's spiderman y u no do normal things?!?!
CAR Y U NO GENERAL LEE
Body Y U NO Fart before girlfriend arrive
adrianne curry  y u so hot?
Hipsters Y u no drink tasty beer?
Camp Jesus y u no fun?!
OP  Y U NO INCLUDE MILLER?
CHEMISTRY Y U NO EASY?
Anthony johnson y u no teach me about tetracycrine
SKYRIM Y U NO LET ME SLEEP?
cD ROM Y U NO OPEN?!?
LIPS WHY YOU BE SO SORE
fart y u no silent
GUYS Y U NO POST PICS
Smart girl in History class Y U No shutup!?!
houston y u no have regular weather
Trajectplanner y u no work?
TEAMMATES y U NO TAG THE ENEMY
Y   U   NO  BUy  PLAN  ?
KALSHOVEN Y U NO LEARN TO SPEAK ENGLISH
Y U NO KOMMENTERE!  ?
Finance Project y u no finish yourself?
Y U no GUARD THE DOLPHINS
hitler y u no love jews?
Scotty y u no know?
Teacher
lena y u no have time for me
Myron why you no have normal shape up??
OQ report y u no make yourself?
HEY YOU!!! Y U No READ MY LEAFLET
Eduardo y u no be more funny?
It's 2011 Y U No have modern software?
Adele y u no set fire to justin bieber ?
VICOPS y U NO COLLABORATE
hot page y u no fat as vote page?
Dungeon Defenders y u no stop nerfing fun stuff
GOOGLE MAPS Y U NO LOAD?!
Sandusky  y u no invite me to penn st. locker room?
reddit! y u no let me study?
Y U NO RECYCLE?
SANDY SANDMAN Y U NO GET PAJAMAS URSELF
GT2
English department y u no close new building too?
test builder y u no build test?
DEAR HOLIDAY Y U NO COME TO ME?
Rihanna y u no find love in hopeful place?
SIRI Y U NO WHOSE YOUR DADDY?!
U FELL ASLEEP ON THE PHONE Y U NO JUST ADMIT IT?
new electric can opener y u no make it easier to drain water from tuna can?!?
Beef Jerky Y U No like Bacon?
residents y u no wreak havoc on nights that i don't have a test in the morning?
hannes' mum y u no add me on facebook?
spotify y u no have john mclaughlin's mid-80s stuff?
SKYRIM Y u no warn me before crash?
Golf? U No sell it!
Warsaw y u no has delay?
y u no play good with us
us government y u no let us keep internets
LATRONICA Y U NO CLOSE?
Life why you no like me??
LOUIS TOMLINSON Y U NO COME TO MY BED
mac y u no have right click
PROCREATION Y U NO DISCRIMINATE?
HEY READER  Y U NO LOOK AT ANOTHER TEXT
maroon 5 y u no have moves like me
OLIVER Y U NO BRING ME HORIZON?
brazilians y u no wake up?!
2000 dollar cars y u no run good
Wal mart y u no care about the employees
Wal mart y u no good health coverage
Y u no like my art
eastland texas  y u no hve nothin 2 do
Dodge trucks y u no stop tailgating
God y u no take over america
Stupid dog y u made me look bad
TED Y U No Have working deploy?
CLARE Y U NO GIVE ME UR DROPBOX?
CSSU Y U No open?
ISAK Y U NO WHITE?
MOM Y U NO GET THEY'RE NOT TROLL FACES!
BattleFIELD 3 Y U NO EASY AS BLACK OPS?
Music band america y u no name your horse
firefox y u no load everything without refreshing 10x
you're such a beautiful girl... y u no stop listening to justin bieber?
STEAM Y U TAKE MY MONEY
75 SLIDES OF PHYSICS Y U NO END???
HP Support u no have a solution?
Finance class y u no include brewpub today?
Y U NO VOTE FOR ACADEMY YET??  tinyurl.com/voteacademy
rick perry y u no remember third thing
MRT Y U NO MOVE FASTER?
Mick jagger Y u no love me?
Gypsies Y u no mad?
cars y u always wreck?!
SATANGOSS Y U NO STOP FAP
youtube y u so slow today
WCU INTERNET Y U NO WORK???
Sbastien Loeb Y U NO Interesting more
Rahul Gandhi y u no wear diapers
JESSICA Y U NO BLONDE AGAIN?!
Leslie Dutchcot y u no put sandusky in prison yet?
SKYRIM Y U NO HIRE QUALITY ASSURANCE?
ROWAN!!!!! WHY U NO ON MSN EVER????
dEAR TIM Y U NO VISIT  US?
Marks y u no higher?!
Jelixa y u no go to class
eminem y u no afraid?
maccas burger y u no look like picture ?
DAVID EU Y U NO JOIN GYM YET!
Lover lover lover Y U No treat me no good no more
Green bay packers y u no let other team have chance?
Y U No Take Picture?
SKYRIM Y U NO GET 10 ON IGN REVIEW?
noscript y u no allow all this page?
WALKING DEAD Y U NO GOOD NO MORE?
FREDDIE MERCURY Y U NO ALIVE?
WARPED TOUR Y U NO TELL US BANDS
traffic light y u no stay green?
finals y u no over?
qoting 9gag y u so sad?
Y U NO FOLLOW BY THE BOOK
Jay y u no stop knifing me in the face?
Kyle! y u no have small nose?
MEMEGENERATOR Y U NO WORK
Edrew y u no like bieber?
followers y u no live in colony with me
KALEIGH Y U NO UNDERSTAND MEME
BRITTANY y u no reply to im's?
Swifty y u no dead
SKYWard sword  y u no out yet?!
reposters y u no delete watermark?
Arreh Deewano y u no mujhko pehchano?
CARLOS Y U No LOST CAR?
MEME GENERATOR Y U NO SHOW MEME?
NICHOLASVILLE ROAD Y U NO HAVE DOUBLE DIAMOND CROSSOVER TOO?
JASON Y U NO PK GOOD?
JASON Y U NO PK GOOD?
edward y u no like children
Edward y u no like children
lpc Y U No break the ice?
9GAG y I can only post 2
PEOPLE WHO I STEAL INTERNET FROM Y U NO HAVE BETTER SPEED
EAGLES Y U NO WIN GAMES?
y U no liek photos?? PLs liek them pls
Ramona flowers real?
Record setter y u no come 2 seattle
mom  y u so mean
Internet y u no let me study
FOLLOWERS Y U NO TALK TO ME?
Grant Y u no straight
Kim kardashian y u no stay married?
MATHIEULH Y U NO RLS LV0 KEY
Y U NO MAKE nORmal wings
Phase diagram y u no make sense
fACEBOOK FRIENDS Y U NO POST MORE 9GAG STUFF
Y U NO REPLY MA EMAIL ABOWT AUDIOINGS?
THE SIMS 3 Y U SO ADDICTIVE?
MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS Y U NO KNOW THIS MEME?!
redditor self y u no be good at drawing like others
Fixie Riders Y O No oil your chain?
eeh doggeh Y U no click [X]
Girl breaks up with boyfriend Y U post 100 statuses about men being pigs
magnum y u no accurate?
Homework Why u no leave my boyfriend alone?!
Justin Beiber Y U No pull out?
COMPUTER NEXT TO ME Y U NO STFU?
Flori ! y u no make gay guy meme?
y u no respeck me ? u talkuh to me like retardatto
WHOEVER U ARE Y U NO PUT COOKIE BACK IN COOKIE JAR
EBgames
TUMBLR y U NO BRING THE OLD DASHBOARD BACK?!
OMG Darren Y You so boss!?
Cl&#225;udia Y U no stop laughing?
Internet Y U No Entertain me
FEILDEN HOUSE Y U NO HAVE HOT WATER
IPHONE DIALOGUES Y U NO BE ORIGINAL
UNIX!!! Y U NO RECYCLE BIN?!?!?
Xbox y u no like mw3?!
i send message y u no send message back
rick riordan  y u no write percabeth reunion!?!?
ye bo im so mad
Seattleites y u no dance even when you clearly love the music
Cikgu bm Why U No teach me cepumas?
BOXING ANALYSTS Y U NO FIGHT MARQUEZ?!
INTERNET CONNECTION Y U NO GO FASTER?
Star Trek Legacy multiplayer Y U NO work under Windows 7 yet
C CODE Y U NO WORK!!?
JUSTIN BIEBER Y U NO LIKE KIDS
MEME GENERATOR submitters Y U NO USE OTHER TEMPLATES?
MEME GENERATOR submitters Y U NO USE OTHER TEMPLATES?
my brain y u no have good memories?
joepa y u no call police immediately?
Women y u no in kitchen
EBAY Y U NO WARRANTY!?
wintersun y u no release time
FRIDGE! Y U NO HAVE BEER?!
drake y you no rep toronto like kardi?
SIV Y U NO SLEEP?
MEN Y U NOT KNOW WHAT U WANT!!??
CHRISTINE! Y U SO SMART?
Y U No Tell Us WHY? WHY GAGA WHY?!
Big Game Week Y u No Let me sleep
WEEKEND! Y U NO LONGER?!
PCR Product y u no show up on my gel
old friend y u so shy?
9gag Y U NO LET ME STUDY?
DREAMS! Y U NO REALITY?!
Cain Velasquez Y u no go for takedown
People Y U NO EVOLVE ?!
zelda games y u no like skyrim
dragonborn y u no hurry up and help skyrim
Real Time Y u no easier
UNDERGRAD MEDICINE Y U NO TEACH SOMETHING RELEVANT
Andrew luck y u no good?
report Y U NO VISUALLY APPEALING?!
Sonic friends Y U no RUN slower than HIM ?
bani sodhi y u no reply earlier
Mark Dacascos y u no bite pepper?
Y U No deliver to me when I sick???
Omfgitzkir4 y u no google?
Komputronik Y U No Give ME My ComPUTER
god y u no show yourself?
GUYS
Journey y u no stop believing?
9gag Y U NO Get a better server?
UVA y u no let me register for classes
Dad Why u no gimme money??!
tony y u no small proportional calfs
Denis y u watch tv?
jaberwaki y u no go blow youself?!
PROCRASTINATING? Y U NO PLAY SKYRIM!
skyrim y u no be my job
MEMPHIS MAY FIRE WHY IS YOUR MERCH SHIT?
Girls y u no like mw3?
MY GUITAR y u no gently stop weeping?
internet y u no let me finish work
Y  U  NO DROP BIS TRINKET
BF3 PLAYERS! Y U NO USE CLASS OTHER THAN ENGINEER!?!?
printer y u no work sometimes?!?!
Hey angel Why you no give me new credit card?
Kamiya Hideki Y MUST U TEASE BAYONETTA FAN HEARTS
FARTS Y U NO STAY INSIDE WHEN CUTE GIRL HERE
Ghost Busters Y U nO tell me what number to call?
boogers... y u no go blow youself?!
spaceage looking old ampemegigady y u no cheaper!?
BONER Y U NO GO DOWN
PEOPLE IF YOU HATE ME Y U NO KILL ME
BONO Y U NO release new u2 album?
pierce the veil y u no make more new music ?!
SKYRIM Y U DESTROY MY LIFE
car  y u no start
Y U NO LIVE IN MADRID
ugly girls y u no use photoshop?
Y u no Reply Girl I like
internet y u no go faster?!
Dota 2 Y u no Gimme key?
tuza Y U NO STOP FUDDLE US
erecht.de y u no tell me right domain??
Justin bieber y u no die?!?!
DEAR PEOPLE ON MEMEGENERATOR y u like this stupid y u no character?      i don't get it
Asia Y U NO Here right noW!!
SAHL Y U NO SKYRIM!?
Client Y U NO be happy with free website?
NAT status y u no open!?
lk08168 Y U NO Write proper open letter?
iPhone 4 S Y U No Come to malaysia faster?!
RESTROOM Why you no have toilet paper?
Sharon Herkes Y U NO INCLUDE ALL THE SLIDES
Bubie Y u no funny?
You left for 3 weeks y u no take your hairs with you???          der still everywhere
Robin y u no share liri
why you no go holla at  juju ?
Tiamat Y U NO lose with hugo
NOAH  WHY U THROW golfball
phones y u no charge them?
LADIES Y U NO LOVE ME?
RESTROOM Why you no have toilet paper?
STARMAN y u no stop dancing
Michael Huber y u no stronger then sister
light yagami y u no kill those brony faggots
Erin Y u no get on me?
Vlad Y U nO get lvl 85 in wow?
Bry?! y u so amazin'
kwejk y u repost 9gag?
McRibz look lIke Ribz y u no haz bonez?
Shelley Y U NO AT SMALLWEAR?
SERGE SC Y U SET ME -5?
JUSTIN BIEBER Y U NO PUT A HANDGRENADE IN YOUR MOUTH?!
vandal y u have no soul
TUrntable.FM uSER YU NO AWESOME MY SONG
FORUM Y U NO SPOILER TAG?
GOD? Y no turn me into wolf yet?
austrian politicians y u  no acting normal?!?!
CHARGERS Y U NO GOOD?
bronies y u no stop killing the internet
Postman Y U No bringing my Skyrim?
Math magician y u no magical
Y U NO USE VAGEENA?
Skyrim Y U NO UPDATE FASTER ???
The great mother earth Y U NO SAve her?
Success Kid y u no fail?
Nickk96 Y u no unban mE!
Pledges... Y U No reciting?
Meme generator y u no have high resolution images ?
Sophie Y U No Love me more
9Gag Store Y u no sell more stuff?
Blackberry Y U no Have better games than Wordmole
Karem Y u No sex
BANCHETTO Y U NO CANCEL WISHING LANTERN  EVENT EARLIER?!
Weegee Y U No Destroy Malleo
red team y u no blow up railroad?
taylor swift y u no tweet him back
Jean charest Y U NO QUIT ?
'BIG YELLOW TAXI' Y U NO PLAY GOOD VERSION ANYMORE?!
9gag @>@ Y U hOOKED ME
y u no highlight entire url!?
Wii U don't have 2 Controllers?
NOE Y U NO GAY
Forever alone y u no become pedophile?
DUDES
apple y u no give me fone!?!
DOG Y U NO GET RID OF FLEAS?
craigslist Y U NO Have desk for Maddy
car y u so close!
SANSA Y U NO SMART?
CoD: Elite y u no WORK!?!
Y U NO BUY yearbook?
MATHS Y U NO EASY
Alex liu y u no tell them you took it?
Jessica Dunmire Y U no fix spice?!?!?
i write u song y u no talk 2 me??
Hey BAsedGod Y U No Look Like Bieber?!
CANVAS Y U No fix conversations
Life y u no have any simple answers?!?
life y u no have any simple answers?!?
AMERICA Y U NO HIRE ME?
Modern warfare 3 y u no make better than 2?!?!?!?
Y U No send submissions?
Black ops y u no make me assassin
Texas weather y u no make up your mind?!?
Mods y u no look at board
y u no get a job
Whores y u no get checked?!
PANASONIC Y U NO ANSWER MY EMAIL?
Joe Pa y U no coach football?
Calcium? Y U No answer correctly
Mature games Y U no fun anymore??
Mature games Y U no fun anymore??
MAture games Y U no fun anymore??
Congress Y U NO WORK TOGETHER?!?
koopa bank y u no stop taking my 5 coins?
Johnny Bravo Y u no get gurlfrend
karla y u so black?
New wave of metal y u no impressive
Dogmeat y u no live forever
i invite you to play halo y u no get off cod
Hey greece y u no name new prime minister?
xbox gamers y u no play halo anymore
plays halo and wins but satans castle is on other team y u no stop teabagging? you lost!
Death metal cookin with kurt y u no have many views
Satanic posers y u no grow up
lil wayne y u no rap good
skyrim y u no real life?
Beer y u no make me buff
I revived you but  y u no revive me
halo games y u no played anymore
Car robbers y u no just take the car
dear workers y u no do this during the day?
Death metal cookin with kurt y u no popular
modern warfare3 y u no change at all?!
Beer y u no make me buff
PEOPLE ON MY TEAM.. Y U NO DENY KILLS?
hot girls y u no hit on me when i'm single
majestic 12 y u no release album??
guy who created me y u no give me hair?
univision y u no speak english?!
D-PRYDE
EAGleshadow y u no come home sooner
chinese restaurant  y u no haz cheezburger?!
COUGH WHY YOU NO GO AWAY?
CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS Y U NO HUSH NOW QUIET NOW?!
MAV Y U NO FLARES
asteroid y u no 56?
Good food y u no make me slim?!
mw 3 y u no like battlefield !?
LORRIE Y U NO TALK TO DAVE
Kids y u no get money strapped to my thigh?
Y U No CHECK Before you wreck!!!
internet y u no leave me alone?
COMPUTER Y U NO HAVE SPEARKERS?!
Ugly Girl y u no stay inside?!
SHINY spots  y u no treasure?
I see the 'r' on bbm y u no answer?
Doug y u nO give up on bounce ball?
deleted files? y u no have memory cards
kliniken Y U No kooperate
Facebook app Y u no just work?!?
pope ratzinger
Keith y u no take care of baby
tEACHER Y U NO SICK
thom yorke y u no let thıs happen to your chıldren?
damn astroid y u no hit earth?
Once a mONTH UTERUS SAYS: Y U NO BREED?
Ting Tings y U No tell me name?
9 gag y U suspend my account?!
GIRLS Y U NO RESPOND PROMPTLY TO TEXTS?
mr haas y u ask for derivative???
Paul Downing Y U No do beauty and the beast?
music industry y u no stop making love songs?
Y U NO DOTA?
POP TARTS Y U NO HOT AFTER 3 SECONDS IN MICROWAVE?
Rush Limbaugh y u no dead yet?!
Picture Y u no like likes?
J.A.G y u no on tv?
justin bieber Why is it that you don't have talent
ITALIAN GRANDMA Y U SPEAK ITANGLISH??
FART Y U NO STAY IN SEAT CUSHION
Moon y u no stay in day
Y U NO Moaar EPISODES HAS! Stargate SG-1
y u no stop frying computer parts?
itayidar y u no give us holiday?!
deviantart y u so addicting???
Facebok y u no scroll with 'j' and 'K' like 9gag?
DOUGGIE Y U STAY IN MY EARS
CODE GEAss Y U NO let me stop watching
Chris Y U NO LIKE JEWS?
Homo Y u no answer yu phone
MRS. LONG Y U NO MAKE UP YOUR MIND
mother gaia y u no kill all of us?
Rachel ray y u no tip good?
meme y u no let me generate with out putting language
Cashier y u no never has change for $100?
CHOPIN Y U NO SPELL NAME RITE
pillow y u no perfect height?
2005 yu55  Y U NO AIM BETTER ?
ZAKY TARIN Y U NO 90% in CIVICS?!
CANON 1DX... ...Y U COST SO MUCH MONEY?!?
THE WEEKND Y U NO RELEASE ECHOES OF SILENCE?!
tonight y u no free
San jac y u no close on the morning?
Batman y u no blonde?
FACEBOOK Y U NO HASHTAG?
CREATIONISTS Y U NO MAKE SENsE?
hasan y u no hit puberty
omg NO! they griefed my dirt house!
FIRE SAFETY Y U NO work properly
ochocinco y u no catch ball?
mw3 y u no different from mw2?
Princess Celestia Y u no make more firends to save sister?
corel draw y u no work?
turtle luffs you y u no luff turtle back?
Programming implementation Y U Never work
Princess Peach y u no shoot Bowser
Hear u love afican child y u no adopt alex schmacob then?
por qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq  existen los flaite
I eat babies Y u no my friend?
sonic why u no buy life steal!
LIVI Y U NO LOVE ME????
STEAM Y U NO DECRYPT MW3 FASTER?
Usp community Y u no have solid arguments?
professor y u no answer my MAILS??
OBJECTIVES Y U SOUND LIKE PROCEDURES!?
Pokemon Y U NO poke JAMAICANS?
Semac y u no provide fibrous food
I HAVE THE FLU Y U NO GET BETTER?
creates iptv switches to other provider
Y U NO CLOSE THE DOOR ?
PiBoidmo Day 8 come on
y u no dubstep
marakek Y u no set color at 32 bit not 16 bit?
jeff fuller y u no catch the ball?
YAPRAK! WHY U NO WHITE?
filmmakers y u no peace
hey why u no let me generate all the text that i want to generate???
MUGGLES Y u no join spew?
God y u no reveal yourself in history
fifa 12 A.I y U No Ease up on defending !
Beer Y u no tell me there beer?
sherilyn khoo why you no come class?
sherilyn khoo why you no come class?!?!?
asks me to lick your lollipop y u no lollipop
gas laws y u no tangible?
rapeface y u no tell me if its real skyrim
awake at 4am y u no sleep through storm
Spamming people Y u no going to shut up ?
Anrew and brake y u do paper on rast minutes
Y u no say funny joke
european girls Y U NO SHAVE UR ARMPITS??
FRIENDS y u no SAY ANYTHING ON MY POST?
restaurants y u no understand that coke and pepsi are different sodas??
HOMOPHOBes y u no stfu?!?!
PEOPLE Y U SO HARD TO DEAL WITH?
ABBIE Y U GETTING OLDER?
THANKSGIVING BREAK Y U SO FAR AWAY?
POSTERS Y U NO GIVE TIME FOR people to vote our posts?
YUMMY FOOD WHY U MAKE ME FAT?
When vegeta make a ks
HANDS Y U NO DRAW WHAT'S IN MY HEAD?!
brain y u no focus in class
INternets y u no work when i need u
y u no guy y u no have good grammar
CHARLIE Y U NO UNDERSTAND MY AWKWARDNESS?
XENOPHILLIUS Y U NO LET ME MAKE OUT WITH LUNA
WATER why u no put out fire on skyrim advert!!!
Reddit
My Bench Got all the points
SKY Y U NO FALL DOWN
TT.FM RooM Y U NO AWESOME?
GOOGLE Y U NO LET US CREATE PAGES ?
I so shua!!! Y i NO hall king???
People in trains y no u stop arguing with officials
Princess Celestia Y u no make more firends to save sister?
ashton y u no go ham
kad y u no go to class??
tumblr Y u no get a life?
Zach! Y U NO SHUT UP?
EternalDrug 2 why u no give me noods?
Girls y u no like meh?!
Csilla! Y U No learn biology lesson?!
chris y u no drink me?
notch y u no my father
Y U NO FRIDAY
mastur chief... y u no hav gravity hamur!?!
AR Data y u no fix my computer ?
Y No top text
Dog wants to be let out Y U NO GROW ARMS to DO YOURSELF
Buys aftermarket Microphone Y u kno uze sound?
KEN Y U NO BE FUNNY?!
CRS Y U NO GIVE ME CLASSES?!
Silent Hill Y U NO SILENT?!?
Tai yong hoong y u no treat us dinner ?
KOUKI KUBOTA Y U NO ASIAN ENOUGH
when im mad im like y u no go f**k yourself
IT's LEARNING Y U NO WORK
BRO Y U NO GET AT ME?!
Football game y u no be done already?!
nostalgia critic y u no review movies i suggest?!
If gassy but held in and accumulated during class y u no exit when arrive in bathroom?
halloween candy y u no eat yourself
Proen&#231;a y u no tell us the damn' 30 bottlenecks
FB statuses Y U NO POSITIVE?
Y U NO LUV ME
Javascript replace(string
ASAD Y U NO HAVE XBOX
Tom Brady Y u no Throw to gronkowski more
BEautiful woman Y u go out with me?
SUNDAY NIGHT ON AMC Y U NO LET ME STUDY
Epic Rap battles of history y u no use meme?!?!
LEEEEE why you no answer question?!?
orkan  y u no like chen commentary
TAKE CARE Y U NO LEAK?
HP Laptops why you no shut up
TAVNER WHY YOU NO SELL APP's
First 9gag post y u no easy to write?
HIGHSCHOOL APPLICATIONS Y U NOW READY WHEN I WANT TO APPLY?!?!
HIGHSCHOOL APPLICATIONS Y U NO READY WHEN I WANT TO APPLY?!?!
PHILIP RIVERS  Y U THROW SO MANY INTerceptions?
FU Skyrim Y U NO OUT YET
Cartoons Y  U  NO Wear pants?
mosquito want blood? or mosquito just annoy
y u no turn into a pizza
Admins Y u no confirm
English Y U NO SIMPLE?
student link y u no work on registration day???
Body clock y u no know what time is is?!
CelEbs in Belfast y u no meet fans???
Dimitrios Y U no at uni in reading week
Funnyjunk Y U NO HAVE ELVIS MEME?
Helli y u no shoot people in counter?
y u no stop posting  'ıf you know that you are old' posts?!?
Anne kang Y u no respond to anything
Y U NO make it rain?
MEESTAH HUSKYCAT... Y U NO SCHEDULE FOR DIFFERENT DAY???
Y U NO Y U NO?
Fleet members Y U NO Keep at range
MIYANO Y u NO 32 skill?
miami dolphins  y u no win games
Poliphony DIgital Y U NO EUROPEAN CARS DLC ??
natsume INC. y u make bad harvest moon game?
INTERWEB WHY U NO HAVE FREE STUFF?!
ITUNES Y U NO STOP SYNCING IPOD
Terry Murray y u no play Trevor Lewis? !?!
RADIO Y U NO PLAY GOOD SONGS ANYMORE?!
skyline  y u no in america
Ola Y U no read shitty referat texts?
santana lopez y u no come out?
PEople with grey shirt Y u no 9gagers?
People in grey shirt Y u no 9gagers?
DubStep y u no make sense?
chase armitage y u no do cartwheels?
gusta y u no?
9gag y u no give back soul
self why you such loser?
INSTINCT Y U NO LET ME BE ELITE?
Hungry stoner friend y u put pictures of munchies and no invite other hungry stoner friend
heavy y u no eat sandvich?
Mr. Mini  Y U No Park Next TO CURB?
Y U NO BUZZ SLOWER  U MAKE OTHER CONTESTANTS LOOK STUPID
elena y u no have normal immune system?
Google y u no consistent?
Vice magazine y u no update rss feed anymore?
Y  U  NO  GENERATE!
M&#252;lleimer Y U NO MAKE RAGE COMICS?
BARBER Y U NO FINISH SHAVING MY MUSTACHE?
BARBER Y U NO FINISH SHAVING MY MUSTACHE?
Redditors! Y   UNO?
Jizzman y u gay ?
condoms y u no feel good?!
Prezi Y U NO EASY TO MAKE
brownless y u no less ah tiongs!??!?!
Rebecca Black! y u no sit in only seat not taken!
DOKTOR QUARK Y U NO SAY SINGED?
tumblr y u no have replay button
English homework y u no easy!?
gta v Why u NO with pokemon?
Germany Y U NO PUDDI
Cherries y u no bake well
Nokia y u no use android?!
CHINESE FOOD Y U MAKE MY FINGERS BLOW UP LIKE SAUSAGES?
Leigh y u no warn me to minimize meme generator screen when kids in kitchen?
pen!!! y u no have ink!
I ONLY LUV U Y U NO UNDERSTAND??
dbms! y u so boring?!
ELMAN Y U NO SLEEP?
y You  REpost this
9gag y u no let me sleep?
hot girls y u only on tv!?
wenn deine eltern nur hartz 4 bekommen warum hei&#223;t du dann nicht kevin?
TRooTHs y u no set me fr33
Facebook y u no update status yet?
SKYRIM TIME Y U SO SLOW?
Hey ARBI's Friend y u no can little faster?
Y U no leave triangle between my arms empty?
registration week y u no easy??!?
PHONE Y U NO CONNECT TO LAPTOP?!
David Johnson y u 2 decades old?
Nexon Y U NO HAVE CUSTOMER SERVICE?!?
Garth y u no party on?
LPUX Y U NO HAVE FORUM
Y U NOT UNDERSTAND BETTING CYCLES?!
clueless customer - y u no follow my instructions?
I LOVE YOUR BIKE Y U NO LET ME TOUCH
Bigamem2u: hey guys ima go k i will be back later if thats ok i needd a nap from today Y u no use punctuation
HKP HATERS Y U NO GO AWAY?!
Cihan why you no stop make y u no jokes?
khoobi snacks y u no respond to iefl?
wiz khalifa y u no smoke blunts?
AJ Y U NO KNOW HOW TO STOCK MARKET??
Cat's Y U NO LIKE WATER?!
PharmacistS y u no put good flavor into medicine?
OWL Y U EAT SUCKER AFTER 3 LICKS
TLC Y U no Want scrubs?
netflix y u no load faster?
u y u no doing your homework?
rED LIGHTS Y U NO TURN GREEN
DE VINCENTI: O ZItti che questo ce da n'ergastolo de compiti Y U no shuT The hell up??
SERVER Y U NO AS PRO AS GM
Bj&#246;rn raste nicht !
TURN SIGNALS Y U NO USE?!
Mechanics subforum y u no search first?
RATAT Y  U  NO  SUGI  PULA!!!
mcdonalds y u no do deliverys
dolphins! y u no speak??!?
Why you are.... CARLO CONTI?!!!
y u no TEABAG me ????????
davedays why y u no give sunny days
bide y u no stop getting me?
Velayudham !! y u no use gun ?
Y U NO SHUT UP?
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Ideas y u only sound good before sleep?
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JUSTIN y u no sound like ur age?!
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Aardvarks y u so awesome?!
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oBAMA Y U NO HAZ CHaNGE
Andy why u no get rid of woody and buy iphone yet?
9 GAG Y U NO LET ME STUDY?
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Y YOU NOT using only 'Y U No' on MY MEMES?!?
AICA! Y U NO CHANGE?
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DAVID Y U NO LOVE ME ANYMORE?
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Hey you Y U NO PLANT BOMB?
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Y POOK NO UDERSTAND HE WELCOME HERE NOT
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WOMEN Y U NO ON TIME?
Mako Y U NO regenerate shields faster?
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I LOVE YOU Y U NO LOVE ME BACK?
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joker y u no serious?
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Math IA y u no stop being a pain in the ass
ANDRE Y YOU DO HOMEWORK?
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Plato Y U no let Socrates Pass Bridge?
GOOGLE PLUS Y U NO LET TEENS USE?
The Game Y u no lost it?
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I come on facebook to talk to you why you not online???
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Notch
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..... y u no answer my text
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'D' key Y U NO WORK
Tim Y U NO HAVE FOReSKIN?
HEDGEHOGS  Y U NO RUN FAST?
Professors y u no have exams on different weeks?!?
Y U NO Y U NO
Y U NO NO Y U NO
Marco y u no funny anymore?
creepypasta y u no scary
SCorpian Y U NO get over HERE?!
I send friend request y u no accept friend request?
miha dc dormi cand eu vreu s vb?
Walmart Y U No Sell walls?
blueberry muffins y u no contain blueberrys?
JULIA Y U NO A GOOD BOSS? Happy boss DAY!!!
war y u no stop?
APPLECIDER Y U NO CAMP HOWARDOGI?
Y No TP?
Y U no Study
Ambreen y u no make ur own day
DC Y U CODE EPIC HAX!!!
Y U No go see Jim Norton live?
Accenture Y U KEEP POSTPONING MY START DATE?
BEAR GRYLLS Y U NO GRILL A BEAR
NELSON LIN Y U NO DOCTOR
buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo y u no use different word?
epistemologists y u no no y u no?
nicole scherzinger U CANNOT SOLVE ALL PROBLEMS BY RIPPING CLOTHES OFF
PEOPLE WHO ASK FOR MORE PAPER IN EXAMS
FACEBOOK
Special disposable boxes y u no use them?
Woman y u no make me sandwich
single people y u no get tax brake?
Mc Donalds Y U No Make tripple wide chairs
PEOPLES Y U NO LISTEN TO ME
MOM Y U NO LOVE ME
Fly y u no like mod
bentley y u no have escalator?
Treyarch y u no maek good game?
HARRIS Y U NO BUY 4S?
Stevens Y u only dissent in flag burning case
Scalia y u no reject substantive due process when you have chance
lmfao y u no sexy?
Eagles Y U NO WIN GAMES
funny meme y u no like?
solly why you no have friends?
Ganondorf  y u no die?!
Sharkan0 Y U NO answer when I call u?
adults on facebook y u no stop?!!
Computer y u so sexy
3DS MAX Y U NO WORK
tinierme why u no have good cc gachas
POSTCOUNT! Y U NO RISE WHEN I SPAM?
XFACTOR! Y U NO BLOCK PEOPLE FROM POSTING ABOUT YOU IN FACEBOOK!?
TYLER Y U NO ANSWER?
School Y U NO START AT AFTERNOON?
DR. WHO Y U NO LET ME STUDY
XIAN CHENG Y U NO SLEEP
BHallu! y you no on pg?
BBM PIN 27FD05B6 y u no add me
Sian Yee y U NO SHOWER
Dave mustaine y u no make easy songs
Streamyx y u no faster?
Backstreet boys y u no turn time back?
network Y U NO STABLE?
jabber y you no stay connected
jabber y you no stay connected
BLACKBERRY Y U NO WORK?
SM Y U NO RELEASE THE MV NOW
Beki Y U NO make sadsign easy?
Mumford & sons Y u no world famous?
fatty y u no STOP STUFFING MASALA LAYS
KREBS CYCLE Y U NO MAKE ATP EASIER?
mann co. y u no make Hats!?
HEY CORBETT Y U NO ALLOW OPEN BOOK?
yoda! speak normal
cowboys & aliens y u no release sooner?
justin bieber y u no die from hatred?
y u no in uniform?
Optics Y I NO HAVE U
Cooleo900 Y U NO MOAR PVM?!
joanne why u also link shifty eyed dog
Daniele y u no stop Stalking??????
owen y u no stfu
Nelly todorova y u no make sense?
Teraneka Y u Hate?!
TRYNDAMERE Y U NO DIE?
Ash! y u no recognize team rocket's diguises
jak można Nie słuchać sokoła
angry man y u no happy?
Toothpaste Y u no taste good
cake face y u no hear of makeup remover?!?!
EAGLES Y U NO DREAM TEAM?!
Matt Hardy y u no go to rehab on your own free will
RisK Korean Y U NO Stop Quinting?
CANADIAN BACON Y U NO REAL?
E.Bell y u no play bass good?!?!
drive-thru customer y u no know what you want before you get here?!
optus y u no have reception
Andre Lukiss  Y U always delete comment so no one can read ?
Sarcasm Y U No Conveyed Properly in Text?
Seth Killian Y U NO PUT MEGAMAN
UCLA Y U NO ACCEPT ME?
macbook y u no waterproof!?!?
curiosity y u no stop killin cats?!
Baroth y u not give fleet bonus
Garu  Why are u so awesome
KING GEORGE III Y U NO STOP TAXING
'Yeah so true lemme tell ya' Y U NO USE CORRECT GRAMMAR?
LAURYN MITCHELL Y U NO BE HAPPY?!?
Gag Reflex!! Y U No let me throw up?
creator y u no give me braces
Mom brings food from mcdonalds y u no bring bbq sauce??
G+ deterrents y u no have good circles
BELGIAN GUY Y U NO ANSWER
PERSON Y U STUPID?
KRYSK
weekend y u no here?
toilet water y u no farther from my butthole
occupy wallstreet y u no tea party?
player hater y u no hate game?
IRL lesbians y u no pillow fight?
Dude Y u no eat silently
Bj&#246;rk y u no make actual songs with melody no moe
Hide and seek y u no find me?
MACS Y U SO EXPENSIVE?
dos equis man... y u no always drink beer?
PEEPS Y U NO BE ON FACEBOOK A LOT???
Valve y u never prepare well 4 major update?
LEA y u no share cookies?!?!
NIALL HORAN Y U NO SMILE WITH TEETH
Twilight Sparkle Y U NO  Know about Phoenix???
“I don’t think you understand the gravity of the situation.' 'For God’s sake
ALICIA Y U NO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME?
cigarettes y u no cheap?
other men
Mass effect y u no transfer from pc to xbox!?
Ryan y u no take bentley this weekend??
nail polishes y u no let me finish you
Deja vu  y u no stay
meagan y u so cute
EGGS Y U NO CRACK SELVES
HYE & MALAK Y U NO TELL STORY?
ios 5 Y U NO LET ME UPDATE
John Paul y u no twist hard negro nipples
Marcus jeong 호모 Y U NO STOP BEING A FAG
Marcus jeong 호모 Y U NO STOP BEING A FAG
Photobucket y u no imgur
DOUG and KELSEY Y U NO COME HANG OUT?
Right
Marcus jeong 호모 Y U NO STOP BEING A FAG
Ios5 y u so siri
Seconds! no
stupid people. y u think dan smallworlds is real?
DANIEL TAYLOR Y U NO LIKE BLOOD CLOT SO MUCH?
Fangirls y u vkjdhskankjvnjhva ?
BETA! Y U NO TAP THAT ASS!
Geoff Porkins at your service
steven  y u no call me?
DEVELOPERS y u no send this application?
Mazda y u no make good....
Emily Y U NO INVITE ME to lunch?
Banana Yogurt Y U NO TASTE LIKE BANANA?!
over here y u no play mirrors on the wall
Allen key y u no spell correctly?
MATH Y U NO EASIER?
Toki y u no post good memes?
Biology lab report Y u no easy?
fayfay y u no give credit?
HOLLAND TRIP Y U NO ON ANYMORE
Hot chick Y U NO ANSWER!?
EMESE Y U IGNore ME?!
COPIER
Mike Y u no take lunch at a different time?
ZENITH WHY U NO GIVE US CREATIVE MODE?
TEODORO Y U NO LOVE US
Occupy movement y u dominated by intellectually vacant hipsters now?
Trainee Y U NO stop crying?!?
iphone wit ios5 y u no wanna work you promise to?
Tumblr why you no able to load next page?!
HI Y u no swim
charms! y u no come home?!
marie y u no want trollface swim?
Joe y u no wish me happy birthday?!
ceiling fan y u no be quiet
Dennis Ritchie
DAMN YOU NICKLASIO Y U NO UNPUNCH THE FACE OF ANGER?!?
demon's souls y u be so hard?
ADMINS WHY U NO FIX CORVIDPOST?
Meine perle y u no talk to me?
COMPUTERS Y U NO WORKING ???
EA/DICE Y U NO GO F* URSELF
Ambercrombie models y u no model clothes?
FRESH ENTERTAINMENT Y U NO LOVE EACH OTHER???
neymar
STOPS CHASIN MEH HELLHOWNDS! Y U NO CHASE MAILMAN?!
INTERNET Y U NO RUN FASTER
Ricky martin y u no eNRICO PALAZZO?
ea servers... ...y u no available
Inez Y u no classpart
ANJEIZA Y U No post the pics NOW!!!
LOGAN Y U NO EAT heALTHY
Sir-Ex y u no have lover?
Ambercrombie models y u no model clothes?
Jessika why u no make spaghetti without sauce?
RIM Y U NO FIX THIS?!
little 12 year olds y u no know about 4chan but still say umad?
Fidel y u no stop sucking dicks
Hipster teacher y u no talk more about actual subject and less about yourself?!
Pethuel... Y U no jump off cliff yet??
Money y u no save yourself?!
ESSAY y u no write yourself?
U wit girl name Y U no cam?
the casbah y u no rock ?
CABRERA Y U NO RUN FAST?
Money y u no grow on trees
cardinals y u no score more?!
Shoots at teamate y u no die?
Religion Y u no make sense?!
Y U NO BLUNT AND HONEST!?
Y u no cam? u wit girl name
boobz! y u so planetary?
bbm  y u so gay ?
justin beiber fans y u no normal?
Apple y u no have ios5 for ipod 2nd gen
ballz! y u so tiny?
Basement y u no clean uself?!?1
BBM Y U NO WORK?
BLOG SITE Y U NO WORK?!?
HERP Y U NO DERP???
Christina y u no give head to boyfriend
Girls y u put stupid caption below picture?
GENERIC FURRY NAME LIKE 'FOX' Y U DO DIS
myspace y u no have people?
ALEC WHY YOU NO STAY INSIDE s.o.s?
BACON Y U NO IN MY FRIDGE?
warlight why u no join yet?
ITUNES Y U NO LET ME UPDATE TO IOS 5?!?!?!
MUFASA Y U NO COME BACK TO LIFE AND TAKE SIMBA HOME?!
DENNIS y u no get nomal mouse?!
everybody y u no learn to merge?
GM Y U NO GET BETTER MPG
PEOPLE Y U NO LET ME VIOLATE U?
gsr 600 y u no supermoto?
LINDEN LABS Y U NO OPTIMIZE?
mervyn king Y u no use QE to pay off govt debt?
Hortillano Y U No fix blackberry?
TUMBLR y u no work?
ımge y u no translate?!
Trion Y U No FIX 5/6?
Credit Card! Y U NO HAVE?
Capitalists  Y U No treat marijuana like alcohol?
KFOG RADIO WHY U NO KEEP CHUMBAWUMBA OFF RADIO AT 7:30AM?!?!
9Gag Fast Y U NO HAVE A 9GAG LIKE BUTTON
Saiko y u no answer on skyyyp?!??!?!
NBA LOCKOUT Y U NO END?
FACEBOOK FRIENDS Y U NO VOTE?
Flush  why YOU DONt do that when you are done
Washington it lady y u no understand zip?
KATARINA Y U NO STOP HEADACHE
HOST Y U NO TNL
Pledges Y u no like power ranger Shirt!!
ios5 y u no released yet?
stanford Y U NEED SO HIGH GPa ?
Buses Y U no show up?!
SCHOOL Y DO I HATE YOU?
Fatty Y U NO MOVE TO MELB?
HOlly y let matt get blue balls?
Building A Better Ohio y u no get your own ideas?
Louis why you no sleep for work faggot
PEOPLE Y U NO JOIN CBC?
gf y u no sext me?
TUMBLR Y U NO WORK
Media Y U No like Ron Paul?
BRO Y U LIKE LEMON PARTIES?
GALACTICA Y U NO JUMP?
Ubisoft Y U NO MAK BROHud PeCh
Chloe jie Y U NO HEALTHY?
PEOPLE READING THIS Y U NO GO OUTSIDE TO GET SOME FRESH AIR?
bees why u no give me honey?
kpremier2 y u no freeze me?
RAchael  Y U NO GO TO DRIVER's ED?
EPHIXA Y U NO HAVE MUSIC ON SPOTIFY?
Iphone 4s Y U No Jailbreak yet?
anderson cooper y u No Marry me?
RULE 1 Y U NO BE FOLLOWED?!
mathew Y U NO LIKE COMPLIMENTS?
TOR Y U NO LOAD CP FASTER
pedobear y u no chase after bear cubs ?
world y u no free earl ?!
Ham and bean soup y yu no have ham!
Rosario Gn'R's fans... Y u no jump?!
Y U NO GUY Y U HAVE WHITE WHERE BLUE GOES?
Third party component y u no integrate
ULTRAS WHY YOU DO NO DAMAGE?!
Basilmarket y u no stay on topic
elite four y u spam full restore?
Y U NO LIKE BUBBLE BERRY
ANA Y U SO SEXY?
Windows Vista Y U Not Work?!
Susheel  y u no admit it
TURD Y U NO FLUSH DOWN TOILET?!?!?!
hershiv y u no have work?
MCForge Y U NO COMPATIBLE WITH OPTIFINE
John deere Y u no hold short?!
FACEBOOK y u nO work GOOD?
Mr. Clark Y u give us so much homework?!
Y U NO Like PLOZ POsts
SPUF Y U NO HAVE ORCS MUST DIE!?
HEALTHY FOOD Y U NO TASTE GOOD?!?!?!
TERRANCE Y U SO AWESOME?!?
Serris why you no update?
professors y u no give all starters
Y U no go out with me?
MINECRAFT Y U NO GOOD?
Sheem y u no good at snowboarding ever!
Y U BF SO CHUAY
Apple y u no release avengers trailer?!
Stupid classmate Y U NO understand html
Kollegah Der Boss Y u no stop autotuning
Ref! Y u no call?!?
9GAG Y U RUIN MY LIFE?
AMINO ACIDS Y U NO EASY TO UNDERSTAND
Arn Y U no stop growing?
Stewart Cooke Y U NO PUT OUT?
Savanna y u no edit your own photo?
STUPID MEMES Y U NO stop making stupid memes
serrels y u no 3pm contest?
prezton
J MASCIS Y U NO LIKE ME?
people who come in my car y u no pay for gas?
Y U No birth control?!?!
Hoggers Y U NO MORE ACTIVE?
GOOGLE CHROME Y U NO SIDE TABS?
DICE Y U No MAKE NYC MP MAP?
Bears deFence Y U no tackle?
sump bolts y u no go in logical order??
vtec y u no kick in yo?
Mw3 y u no just be dlc for black ops!?!
David Stern y u no have nba Season?
irrational parents y u force me to listen to mormon missionaries!?
pokemon league champion why you run from level 2 pidgey?
Y u have no short links?
TV Y U NO Show HOCKEY GAME?
Adam Cheston y u no play LoL well
AVOGADRO Y U NO HAVE A MOLE OF MOLES?
female's on fb y u no look same in person
corporations y u no pay taxes?
Friends on facebook y u No rsvp to my party?!
John Rouge y u no do world tour?
bleached hair Y U ORANGE?
ARTY Y U NO TELL TRUTH
SEX Y U NO MAKE HURT STOP?
Kay? Y U no spell
sean goldman!!! y u no in the israeli army?!?
Publix y u no let my husband off work?
Dori who is s'posed to be my fren Y U No Make scary at my house???
major league baseball y u no let me watch house?!
Prima donna Y u no call!?!
Money y u no grow on trees?
KATIE Y U NO TXT FAVORITE BROTHER?!
Monday morning Y U no include someone to cuddle with!?
Fat girls: y u no wear pants instead of leggings?!
Timo y u no drinking beer?
Leechers Y U NO INVITE ME?
alcohol y u no solve all my problems?!
Jesus y u no come back yet
Housemates y u no do dishes?
Megan y u no work at work?
HIGH EXPECTATIONS FATHER Y U NO SATISFIED WITH ANYTHING I DO?
Portland y u no consistent weather?
new haircut!! y u never get perfect!!!!
torneio online Football manager y u have so many candidates and not even 1 game played?
Stratzeh why you no box me?
BLACK GUYS Y U NO SPEAK ENGLISH
jamie  y u no find producer?
y   u  no wake when i am
cute boy y u no walk by when my hand no stuck in pringle can?
Taylor swift Y u no kill kanye?
Youtube! why u no show the titties?!
i used my talent on both pedals Y U No Go fast?
BRUNO Y U NO SHUT UP?
La la la la la Hey! i just singing little tune! Y u sing cobra starship?
y u delete my message?
DAM LON WHY YOU NOT LETTING ME GO!?
random girl on facebook y u no gief medal?
monday y u no friday?
Y u no keep up with internets
STEPMOM Y U NO MAKE ME A Sandwich
sub box y u no new videos?
Monday y u no friday?
LATEX POR QUE VOC&#202; N&#195;O QUER NUMERAR AS P&#193;GINAS?
Y U NO EMBED YOUR IMAGE
FULL SAIL Y U NO HAVE OFF FOR COLOMBUS DAY?
ipod headphones y u no fit my ears comfortably
BBM Y U no work?
Fredda: Y U NO PLAY GOOD SHAPE
y u HAS TO CLEAN TEH GEARAGE?
Tristana y u no stop feeding?
Jaedenar is dead Blizzard y u no merge servers
I say sorry y u no lift hands?
CAR Y u NO DRIVE BY UR SELF
stupid cat y u no let me stroke you?!
rainbows y u no come out clear in pictures?
Y U NO UNDERSTAND?
physics! Y u no add up?!
BABE
RAIN Y u No STOP?
College y u no holiday columbus day
Y U NO LISTEN ADMEEN!?  I GOT STOOPID QUESTIONS TO ASK!!! HELP!!!!!!!
Lego y u no make bionicles anymore?
MILK
Blackberry y u not work
Games Workshop Y U No Put All options on sprue?
EK y u no stop be in denial and fix problem
Pistachio y u no Nut
Password y u no work the first time
c3 plants Y U NO CONCENTRATE CO2 AT SITE OF RuBISCO
Boy Y U SO OBSESSED WITH ME?!
c3 plants Y U NO CONCENTRATE CO2 AT SITE OF RuBISCO
Einstein Y u No make sense U Crazy bastard
uninformed people Y U No stop using hashtags on facebook?
evelyn's buaya y u cover my poster?!?!
Microsoft Word Why You No Recover My Paper??
self y u parlay lauzon bet with stann
memegenerator.net y u no work sometimes?
Y U No coffee???
HEATER Y U NO MAKE HEAT?
Hey mister sandman y u no bring me dream?
Bernie MAc Y u no Steve harvey
DIANA Y U NO STUDY WITHOUT TV?!
angry bird's pig's  y u no die??
Fruit flies y u no go away?!
Betta fish y u no swim around?
jesus y u no spend?
Timothy  y u no teach me the ways of blackie?
Duck Y u no echo?
CHALL? Y U NO PALY!
brandon Mirenda y u no accept friend request
sister
Taylor Swift Y U NO TAKE MICROPHONE BACK?!
Natanael y u no work
COLTS y u no win at home
Heart Y u no listen to head?
Emma watson y u have michael's head?
Paracoccidioidomycosis Y U HAVE NO BETTER NAME!
Girl Y U no Speak Coherently
mommy y u no change my diaper
Joaquin Urrea Y  u so pinche sexy?
nicollazzi  y u no text me back?
Link Y U No Save Me from my forum addiction?
SOME 9gagers Y U SO quick at making reposts?
Raven Y u no come Over?
LINK Y U NO SAVE TERMINA?!
Moon y u no ring SURROUNDING u?
Jak można nie szanować legendarnych utwor&#243;w metalowych?
ferdinand person y u no be lucid?
SPOTIFY Y U NO UPDATE TOP LIST!?
INTERNEEET Y U NO LET ME FINISH MY HOMEWORK
JESUS Y U NO EXIST
COFFEE Y U No wake me up like ten years ago?
GIVE ME 1K VIEWS SO I GET 2$
Bet&#252;l y u always mad?
CUTE GUYS Y U NO STRAIGHT
Manchester city y u no man united?
MOM Y U NO LET ME HAVE LIFE
ohai wikia y u no listn to comunitee?
stormtroopers y u no find the droids you're looking for
jay leno y u no funny.
The y factor
Firewire Cable Y U NO WORK
Y U NO  LISTEN TO NIGHTCORE!?
Prim everdeen
SEA MONKEYS WHY U NO HATCH FASTER?
Y U No Go on chat!
FALLOUT NEW VEGAS Y U NO HAVE DEATHCLAW GAUNTLET?
Jordan y u no respond?
memegenerator.net y u no work?! (Error converting data type varchar to numeric)
Blizzard  Y U NO NERF MAGES
hey you y u no continue studying???
Taylor y u no bark twice when in milwaukee?
IsRAEL y u no brain?
CanuCks Y u no win Cup?!
jing why u no comment/like?
Ashy Y U No sing Around ME?
mrs. bieber y u no use condom?
Jackson y u no stfu?!
Forever alone guy Y U NO HAVE FRIENDS
Y U No sign up!
COOL STORY BRO?! Y U NO LIKE MY STORY!?
STAY IN TO WATCH NETFLIX NETFLIX SITE DOWN
Devin y u no promo my tage
GAia Y U NO GIVE ME MORE GOLD?
Phineas and ferb y u no get in trouble?
Harry Potter y u no kill wormtail?
y u no buy our cd
I SAID GLASS OF JUICE
Kat y u no talk on phone
USb 2.0 Y U NO work?
Hot Girl Y u no come out of tv?
hello
ballS y u so painful
balls y u so paniful
Twitter Y U No Lemme Edit Tweets!?
BORDERS Y U No Stay open??
New meme I just did y u no appear in 'newest' page???
hitler y u n stay?
EGGMAN Y U NO REAL EgG??
ANs Gear  y u only have sale items for giants and small children
I HAVE PILLS.. Y U NO BWOMP?!
BOYS WHY Y NO BE A PERFECT BOYFRIEND ?
\_/ y u no stop feedin' the trolls
CAT Y U NO COME WHEN I CALL U?
Netherlands Y U NE US?
CAPCOM Y U NO MEGAMAN?
FILIP Y U NO INVITES TO FIRELANDS
BLOOD AND FIRE WHY Y U NO COME TO FLORIDA!?!?
EAT DA poo poo y u no watch the cup with girls?
Lana Y u no answer phone??
SOUTH CAROLINA FANS Y U NO SELL OUT UPPER DECK?
Y U NO BE CIVAL?
New florence and the machine Song y u no on us itunes store?
LIFE... Y U NO HAVE MEANING?
RAIN Y U NO STOP?
YouTube Y U no Work?
POLICE Y U NO LIKE MBANZA??
Girlfriend Y U NO pick your shit up?
Pickachu Why you no evolve
Y U NO. STOP LIKIN MAN Cuz we have tag's on eryting
Matt Y U no stay with same Profile Pic
Chayse! y u no lose at black ops?!
TOP 1% Why you no pay taxes
Y U NO ON SKYPE
Intelektual Y U No vote
why u no smart cat
DAMJAN Y U NO  PLAY MINECRAFT
9gag Y U No HAVE 'NEW' Page anymore?
JASMIN Y U NO GET ME COOKIE?
ARTIGE Y u no accept my pictUres?!
justin bever y u no eat that shit
Turmion K&#228;til&#246;t Y U NO COME TO AUSTRALIA!?
zakk WYlde y u no use less squealies?
Hot girl Y You walk so fast
philippines!!! y u no improve?
Keys y u no work in door?
single ladies y u no put your hands up?
PES COMPETITON Y U NO WIN
MOM Y U ALWAYS ACCUSE ME!
PEOPLE ONLINE GAMES! Y U MAKE ME WANNA STAB YOU WITH RUSTY SPORK!
Battlefield 3 open beta Y U NO Let me play online?
ANGELITOO Y U NO BE COOL
ogp y u alweys ban pleyer 4 no reeson?
Y U NO Listen to  truegeekmedia
Murph y u no change up setlists
Facebook Y u no leave my account alone
28 october y u no reach yet
STEPH Y U NO UNDERSTAND?!?!
JESSIKA Y U NO ANSWER MY CHATS?!?!?
Caribou coffee y u no last forever?!?
ENTER SHIKARI Y U NO GO DEEPER THAN NUCLEAR SUBMARINE?
Females Why u So Confusing?
Females Y U SO CONFUSING?
conrad murray y u no save king of pop?
Phil & Sebastians Why you no make dark roast?
Cheesecake y u no look like cheese?
OCCUPY WALL STREET Y U NO GO HOME?!
Days Off  y u no last longer???
DAKOTA Y U NO KNOW HOW THE INTERNET WORKS
CALCULUS Y U NO MAKE ANY SENSE?
JUSTIN bieber why u no sing good?
Rebecca black y u no chuck testa?
steve jobs Y U NO LEAVE APP FOR MEME
PS3 Y U SO EXPENSIVE
horrifying houseguest y u no stop stalking me?
Will Power Y U NO want to do work?
Y U NO MAD BRO
Danish y u no tell me of your boyfriend before bro?
LRP Y U NO OUT WITH ALBUM YET?!?!
James y u no have tumblr?
1% y u no pay taxes?
PEOPLE Y U NO DO YOUR JOB RIGHT!
Y U NO Carpool lane?!
ANONS Y U NO MAKE ACCOUNT?
wonderbolts y u no let rainbow dash in
Y u no guy y u no talk like normal person
JUAN Y NO PLAY WITHOUT HACKS
Y u no Play with me?
y u no
Money FOR nothing y u no for nothing
Costumers Y u no pay me cash?
MEME GENERATORS Y U NO USE DIFFERENT CHARACTER
rule 34 users y u no ruin my childhood?
COD Y U NO GOOD?
yo gurt y u no in kitchen fridge chillin?
imperial guards in TES IV y u always find me?
COFFEE Y U No drink?
Milli Vanilli Y U NO sing good?
Friday Afternoons Y U So Slow?
Livenation y u no have starkid tickets when i've been trying since 5:00
WOMEN OF OKCUPID Y U NO REPLY?
Death why u no visible?
Colleague Y U NO come here?
Y u no logout of facebook?
leroy jenkins
rtgtf tr
Ableton Y u no working properly?
Relationship Y U NO WORK
REAL LIFE Y U NO LET ME GAME?
turtlesweater me jelly!
CIARAN y U NO EAT BACON?
Assholes y u no click on my ads?!
JESSICA STROUP Y U NO LIVE IN MY HOUSE?
DR. KENT Y U NO SHOW UP TO CLASS?
My God
Coffee y u no last?!
Boosh fm y u no play more than 1 good song in a row??
ENG 1061 : ENgineering Profession Y U NO MAKE SENSE
Workplace y u no return interviews??
Ladies y u no like me?
iPhone 4S WTF ?
PHYSICS Y U NO 'SO VERY EASY YOU KNOW'
Jonni boi Y U so study long
RELIGION Y U NO TELL MEANING OF LIFE?
Cheerleaders why u no die
tr0llz0r y u trolling so much
I heEre sooo long yyy yyy u not come
Halvor y u no phoen me last nite?
Apple Y U NO MAKE BETTER iphone 4s?
oh dear... i dropped my pudding
Beta cloud y u no work?
DEVIANTS Y U THANK ME BUT NO GIVE LLAMA BACK?!
DEVIANTS Y U THANK ME BUT GIVE NO LLAMA BACK?!
c'mon
charlie sheen  y u no lose?
ILLUSTRATOR Y U NO STOP PUTTING -01 AT END OF FILE NAME!?
SXEPHIL Y U NO GIVE ME PRIZE
OFFICers y u no go home early?
KIERON Y U NO WASH?
Dry Erase y u no erase
Diamond y u no play Tf2 with me
MOs def y u no keep name?
square enix y u no make kingdomhearts 3?!
Y U NO LET ME GUAGE MY EARS?
AAisha Y u no love me no more
TOBY!!! Y U No PooPoo Outside!!!
Baseball y u no exciting?
zach y u no go to meeting?!
Steve y u No Live?
Steve jobs y u no live longer
Im pregnant Y U NO USE CONDOM
michelle bachmann
justin beiber y u no change hair style?
SPONGEBOB Y U NO SHAMWOW
Y U NO BUY TECH SUPPORT? BITCHES LOVE TECH SUPPORT!!
ApPLE Y U NO BRING ME IPHONE 5?
Y U NO Like my post
James y u no stop eating?
Y U NO HAVE TACO SHOPS IN UK?
Baby y u no inherit my sexy genes?
i am supposed to do the walk of shame stare!!!!
LITTLE GIRL ON FACEBOOK Y U NO MEET AT PARK
internet  y u no let me sleep?
Billionares Y U NO spenD ur money?
caffeine y u no work anymore?
candlejack y u no let people finish sen
SCHOOL Y U TELL PARENTS I FAIL TEST
HEY TO Y U NO SMARTER?
sunday y u no come before saturday?
Chelsea grin y u no come sweden?!?!
GAMER NERD Y U NO GET SUN
Milehighskates y u no carry paris trucks?
memegen u allow n-word y u no allow l-word?
Cocio Y u no last longer!?
Users Y U NO TURN OFF AND ON COMPUTER
amy y u no cancel meeting when i give 2 weeks notice????
TEACHER Y U NO TAKE GOOD PICTURES
Bill gates Y U NO DIE LIKE JOBS?
apple y u no hire the woz
steve jobs  y u die ?
ff y u no die?
Gops y u no fly
GREEKS Y U NO KICK POLITICIANS?
internet y u no there always?
MAth book Y u no teach me math
People that like posts Y u no reblog?
NARUTO FILLERS Y U NO END?
MOMCHILE Y U SO FUNNY WHEN U MAKES MEMES?
SALAMA
ALLI Y U NO COME BACK
justin bieber y u no kill urself?
najwa y u no do better comment
writer's block y u no go away?
hackers y u no go away and kill yourselves?
lightning farron y u no use your real name?
fanatics y u no let other people alone?
Beard y u no raise awareness
Becca y u no post pictures?
police y u no leave me alone ?
eddard stark y u no be the king of the iron throne?
Y U NOT BREW UP COFFEE WHEN EMPTY
Ladder goat y u so random?
oh charlie y u no bit me?!
OThers y u no join?
AARE KRUUSER Y U SO BORING
JOHNNy depp y u no win oscar
-Girls who are fat- Y U wear revealing clothes?
NLDS Y U NO BORING
MileHighSkates Y u no carry paris trucks
Y U NO COME TO SWIM TEAM?!
Cody Y U no unleash memes!!!!
apple y u no make Iphone 5?
Steve Jobs Y U No make ireincarnation
QUERY Y U NO REWRITE
sinead Y U No go on skype no more?
GEORGE Y U SO MEAN TO MEH?!
apple Y U imply that syncing iphone is simple
Bears Y u no tackle yourselves!?
steve jobs y u no BREATHING?
Y u No BE MY SCREEN SAVER
STEVE JOBS Y U NO STAY ALIVE?
phantom ant syndrome y u no let me sleep?
mASEN Y U NO VISIT?!
Asha healy  y u  no make grilled cheese?
form 1's some hate some like
JENYA Y U NO GET CABIN?!
Newfags Y U NO FAMMALFAG?
daft punk y u no release new album?
guys  Y u no see signs
Scott y u no cut twitter?
ha chat y u no talk to me
APPLE WHY U NO ANNOUNCE IPHONE 5?
JSU Why u no open server ports?
we best friends y u no like my facebook statuses
Rodi Y U NO STOP GIVING NO PHUCKS
Jak można grać Kostką na basie?
Scotty Y u no beam me up?
MR PHIL Y U NO REPLY?!
Y U No Give Exact chanGe
jak można nie wymawiać 'r'
y u no think befur u speek YYYY?
cute boy y u no get online?
non pot-smokers How u no liek smell?!
West mifflin y u no like yoga pants
debtors y u no pay your bills without arbitration??
jeff y portal so slow
Jak można nie wiedzieć Kim jest pyra?
ShONTELLE Y U NO girl?
SEDO WHY DID YOU WALKED TO YOUR ROOM
VINH VO WHY YOU NO LIKE TYLER HOYER?!
Mathematics y U NO MAKE SENSE?
MY PRINCESS Y U NO ADD ME?!
cantaloupe y u so listeria?
Upside down controller Y i no win for?
ALMAŠI WAJ Y U MASTURBATE WITH A KEY
alicia why u no big ass one?
bluemile y u no say the same thing to support as you do netops
Emily y u no drink at birthday?
Hank Williams Jr.
mUNIR  y u no send me personal statement
Cameron y u no like ponies?
spencer y u no troll harder
juneau voters y u no vote no on stupid plastic bag tax?
FAT PEOPLe y u no exercise?
Sitecore cms Y U no Work?
FACEBOOK WHY YOU NO STOP READING MY INTERNET HISTORY!?!
newfags Y U NO Meme properly?
HATERS Y u GONNA HATE
MEGAN GODFrEY Y U SUCH A SWANK?
Microsoft word u y say my grammer no good!?
Water y u no warm?
New York Red bulls y u no play in new york?
DAVID Y U NO TALK TO FROG AND KAREN?
KAREN! Y U NO REPLY TO TEXT MESSAGES
christians y u no read bible?
Daniel y u no see this coming?
Peanut shell y U No has peanuts
Fruit cakes Y U NO taste good?
natz y u no happy
u gay?
peter y u no put cover page on tps report?!
ETEc pv y u no stop having so much things to do???
APPLE  Y U NO LESS DISAPPOINTING
Waldo y u no show urslf?
i give free hugs Why you no hug me
I LOVE YOU y u no love me back?
ITS OVER 9000!!!
give you free food y u no be thankful?
I TXT U Y U NO TXT ME BACK?
MIKE Y U NO JAILBREAK!?!?!
TV Y u NO ANYTIME
Trisha Y U No make the sammich
Army-psychologist y u no declare mentally fit
Johnny y u no have friends?
BOS BROTHERS Y U NO USE ASDAKRAT??!
ZIT ON FACE Y U NO POP WHEN I SQUEEZE?!?!
Battlefail beta 3 SHOOTING through ROcks??!!
Apple Y U NO RELEASE iPHONE 5?!
y u lyk piez  mikey
Apple y u no redesign iphone?
apple y u no release iphone 5?
Y u no USE CORRECT LINES THIS GUY
Karloot Y U NO HAPPY
Yogscast Y U NO release shadow of israphel
David prager y u no deal with own client???
Top 1% Y U NO PAY TAXES
APPLE Y U NO INTRODUCE IPHONE5?
CL&#201;MENT
Q12 PARTY Y U NO PARTY HARD?
erin why you no win money
APPLE Y PHONE 4 ASS?
Y U ALLWAYS WRITING TO ME  WHEN I'M OFFLINE?
NEW GAME TRAILER Y U NO TELL?
Dude Y U NO read?!
Asking weater on facebook Y U NO life
howdaay Y U NO SHUT UP???
Joe Y u take so long to reply?
akriti Y U NO right here!?
Griefers Y U GRIEF MY HOME?
Beanstalk y u no deploy?
PHR500 Y U no FUN??
9gagers y u no stop posting the same thing 40 times in a row?
HEY U Y U NO LEAVE UTORRENT REMOTE ON
ACTIVISION Y U NO RELEASE HARDENED EDITION IN SPAIN
AKBAR Y YOU MAAAAAAAD?
harry potter snuggie y u no available in uk
s&#248;rlanet y u no have power?
parents y u no listen i cant pause game while online!
RIGHT PARENTHESIS Y U KEEP ON MISSING
HAPPY CONES Y U NO WORKING?!?
audience y u no watch?
Wapan Y U NO WHALE
meme generator y u have fake article adverts everywhere all of a sudden?
What You know
GRAD SCHOOL Y U NO LET ME SLEEP?
charlie sheen y u no lose?!
charlie sheen y u no lose?!
Y U No Come on sunday?
sore throat y u no go away!?
SArah i texted you
Y U SO HOT JARRAH!
Lincoln !!! Y U no using ur DSLR!
Facebook girlz Y u no stop kissy face picturez?
Jake Y U run from cops?
protesters y u no go look for job?
Twisted Metal
Jersey Shore y u no die of stds yet?
ospf y u no choose shortest path
TRISH KELLY Y U NO HAVE A LIFE?
angry face y u so angry!!!
students y u no keep ur eyes on ur own paper?
Greece  y u invented school?!?!?
CASSIE Y U NO GO TO YAMAS
house y u no behave a little?
less than 50% peanuts nut mix y u 49% peanuts!?
Facebook for Xbox 360 Y U No Support Groups?
obama y u no fix healthcare?
Eessay Y U no type MESSAGE???
Lafayette y u no play football good?
Teacher  Y U NOT BELIVE ME
Michael Y U HATE MEH?
OTG FROM DEADPOOL SUPER Y U NO SHOW ME THIS BEFORE?!
the critic y u no have third season!!??
11 dollar cheese y u no taste better?
Metallica why you no make proper music anymore?
Hay Prah Prah Y U no make your own image?
You troll yourself. Y u no let me troll you?
JAFFYS  Y U NO PUT UP POSTERS
Brandon Y U No BELIEVE US?
hey Im sexy and i know it
ZaCK y u no make u own sammich
desk y u mess it up?
desk y u mess it up?
sKOONY y U COMPLAIN ABOUT NO MONEY
infidels y u no follow old book without question?
sense y u no make dreams?
professors Y U No let me sleep?!
DANIEL Y U NO THERE?
hey u y u no stay online when i talk?
Solin Hall Dryers y u no dry?
Y U NO COMPILE?
mateo! why u have nawwledge?
tf2 players y u no all be medics?
Daniel Y U NO funny
jeff u no got money?
y u no meme y u no read with ur regular accent
Van Noordt Y U NO have mustache?
immune system y u no keep me healthy?
Orivia Y u no be at school
baby y u no eat baby food?
.net framework 4.0 y u no install already?
Youtubers! Y U NO SUBSCRIBE!?!?
Pottermore y U no HERPES potion?
Pottermore  y u keep resetting my potions?
why you so meme
BAH EMPLOYEES Y U NO STOP REPLY ALL?
BAH EMPLOYEES Y U NO REPLY ALL?
PEOPLE y u no wash dishes?
I LOVE U IMPALA Y U NO GOOD TO ME?!
Y U NO SETT Jealous Girl
KEVIN Y U NO LIKE RA!?!?!?!
vasco y u no like nonciclopedia?
Student Finance Y U NO PAY STUDENT LOAN ON TIME??!?!?
SANTA ROSA Y U NO HAVE HOT WATER
communism y u no make me rich?
NOOB PUDGE Y U NO HOOK?
eMPIRE lINZ y u no have cheap desperados?!?!?!
xbox live Y U NO WORK?
MR POTTER Y U NO TURN TO PAGE 394
Y_U_NO
china y u no stop probing my servers?
spaces in-between tabs on word y u no space anymore?!?
SAMPLES Y U NO PLAY?
Mahasiswi kelas sebelah y u so cantikkk
Duilio Y U no respond to my sms
IDIOTS Y U ALWAYS WIN
zaba apahal kau xmok blaja?
Y U NO  GO TO SLEEP?
RADIATE Y U NO STREAM??
moi oon Pate
Waffle machine y u no working?
Melanie Y U No think Im sexy and I know it
Rene prinz y u no explain
JAGODA Y R U SO TASTY???
charlie Anne thomas why y no have ktm?
skyrim y u no come sooner
jesus y u so confusing?
Y admin y U secretly Troll
dad y u no buy me video game
facebook friends y u keep fluctuating?
CALCULUS Y U NO PASS ME?
Present value tables y u no have more decimals
Mr. Pike y u no play street beat?
I AM ELITIST Y U LIKE MAINSTREAM?!?
Y U NO REMOVE  THE TRIANGLE BETWEEN MY ARMS
8GB PENDRIVE Y U NO STORE 8GB!!
Family guy y u no funny anymore?
niggers y u no rob neighbors
SAILOR girl
DAVID ARCHULETA Y U NO COME TO MY CITY?
POKEBALL Y U NO BETTER THAN ULTRA BALL
FOREVER ALONE GUY Y U NO HANG OUT WITH ME
Y U NO MAKE MORE GIVEAWAYS ?
Facebook why you make us pay!
NICOLE Y U SO PRETTY?
Mountains Y So Cobble?
steerman y u crash scoot into wall?
SVER Y U NO HAVE ten contracts?!
y u no  HAVE EMBARRASSING PICTURES?
face why u not in propoportion with body
Chris y u no learn grammerz?
Knightnoles Y U NO FIND BETTER JOKES?
Rebecca BLACK y u no die in a fire
MAth Y you no work?
www.Alien-ufos.com why u no real real stories why all fake to boost self worth?
MAren y u no get back in the kitchen?
Aliens ufo Y U NO TELL REAL STORIES?
type 1 diabetes yu no cured yet?
BECCA Y U HAVE SO MANY SUP ESCALS?
AMy Y u no play black ops
Grammar Y U No use it right?
cowboy fans Y u no talk a lot after halftime?
tories y u no make bankers pay?
tories y u no make bankers pay?
Michael y u no troll robert
Q-dance! Y U No release qlimax lineup?
OBAMA Y U NO STOP SPENDING MONEY
brain y u no match body?
TGS Y U SO DULL
FELIZ JHONES Y U NO SEE FIRST DOWN MARKER??? U MAKE MY WIFE CRY!!!
crouton y u no stay on fork?
DRIFTERINDENIAL Y U NO RELEASE HYBRID?
DEVANTE Y U NO ANSWER ANYTHING?!!?
Itsmine you garbo no comebacks why
inaaanilsson. y u no stfu!?
DICE Y U NO LET US PLAY CASPIAN?!
AT&T Y U NO WANT MY MONEY!?!?!?!?
Personality Y U NO BUIld it in your product?
ISA Y U SO CUTE
forums y u no address my problems
Lecturer Y U NO POST SLIDES ON TIME?
lady dj y u no marry me
troll face y u no stop trolling!?!?
SCHOOL y u no cut down on the writing
Y U NO ATTACK o'malley
ARN&#211;R Y U NO LIKE ICELAND
WHITE KNIGHT ASSOCIATION Y U SET UP COLONY
SOUND BLASTER AUDIGY Y U NO WORK?!
floyd mayweather  Fight pacquiao
BF3 Y U NO YULTRA?!?!?!
Rebecca blAck y u no choose?!?
shao kahn y u so cheap
JERome Y U NO STOP telling shit?
SpotiFy Y u no iPad app?
Epic meal time y u no swallow?
NASA Y U no find ALIENS
girls Y U NO HAV MORE pictures in profile
vibrate y u so loud?
Megavideo y u so selfish?!
Star Fox 64 3D y u local only?
SNAGGLE! Y U NO seek professional help!
Dallas Why you no smell good?
NICK Y U NO JUST CLICK THE LINK AND LISTEN TO IT
naruto  y u no end already
NU Football team y u no win with 18 point lead
Pimping y u no easy?
PRINTER Y U NO WORK FOR ME?
ladies y u no give phone number?!?!
naruto says believe it y u no believe it?
Redneck woman Y U SO NASTY?
cinthia y u no chinky eyes?
Y U NO Put In HOBBIES?
Allenzorz Y U no update teh server!?!
Dave this is pretty kewl
business cat y u no get real work done?
Y u no on the computer!
MIMI Y u no like black jesus?
Gabi! Y u no find out more about NYC?
girls y u no have balls?
boys y u vaginas so hairy?
JASON DERULO Y U NO WANNA GO HOME
Glen schofiEld Y u no CAme to hOlland ?
Top 1% Y u no pay taxes?
OH LORD Y U NO BUY ME A Mercedes Benz
AMTRAK Y U NO CHOOCHOO
Boobs
CutE guy at work Y U NO GAY?
hair y u no stay big?!
the children y u no think of them?
SMARTPHONES Y U no let ME GET OUT OF BED?
Ryan Y U NO ANSWER steves texts?
meme generator y u no wait to update
ultra y u no have better server?
ucze sie do gegry wiec wiem co to mapa
Steve bartman y u no let moises alou catch ball?
WAREZTUGA Y U NO TURN ON THE RADIO
pottermore y u no let me in!
COMPUTER!!! y u blue screen!?!?!?
originator of y u no guy y u no eliminate color between arms?
virus y u no toolbar?
Cisco Y U no correct solutions in packet tracer
Inon! y u no give me back pocket knife???
APPLE HATERS Y U NO KnoW JAILBREAK?
TSAI Y U NO DATE?
BEC Y u no stop liking man?
greece y u no money
Shurrr Y U NO ANSWER YUR PHONE?
Tv licensing y u no leave us alone
I put lipgloss on enemy y he no pop?
y me so attractive
tokio hotel  y u no tell us the name of the new album
NOREEN Y U NO STUDY?
RINA  Y U NO TALK TO ME NOW?
VAMPIREFREAKS Y U NO HAVE MORE SERVERS?
K-shit  Y U No Shut up ?
China Man Y U no look at pictures
Real life y u no have soundtrack?
WEI MUN Y U NO REPLY FASTER
Conduit 1 y u no like conduit 2
Y U WAITING FOR HOST?
FRIEND FOR A FOE Y U NO INVEST IN BROADBAND???
Tool y u no have mp3 download on amazon?
y u no sleep saints its 5am
Kyle? Y u no understand what a trillogy is
Incubus y u no announce winner?
YOU ON MY PROFILE Y U NO INTRODUCE YOURSELF? Y U NO TALK TO ME?
Light! y u so slow?
ST. A's Y U NO HERE YET
Tumblr people Y u no follow when you reblog
Lianne y u love me so much
STEVE MARRIOTT Y U NOT ALIVE
Dogs Y U NO sniff your own butts?
goiania y u no rain?
i have moustache y it no shave
KEVIN Y U NO DISPLAY PICTURE?!
valve y u no give engineer love?
stupid internet y u no loading?????
walmart y u no davis square?
Battlefield 3 beta y u no have vehicles?
hey y u no normal??
DC Animated Movies y u no full lenght
Tattaglia y u so much dm?
DUELING on pottermore Y U NO working?
alarm clock y u no disarm yourself?
Wakefield y U no work?
CASTING DIRECTOR Y U NO CALL BACK?
user y u no read the documentatıon
Jackson Place Cafe Y U NO Have coffee after 4:30?
KAMRAN Y U NO STRAIGHT
futureself y u no create time machine to go to the past and make me rich
Zeratul y u no op?
Tunnan Y u no Drink with me?!
PPL Y U NO USE GOOGLE Plus?
ambulances y u no stfu?
NUS Y U No have more Shuttle bus!
summer y u no in winter too ?
STRONG CHEESE Y U HAVE CRUNCHY BITS
Y U NO read WHOLE email?
CHICKEN Y U NO UNDERSTAND?!
Manflat y u so empty?
Physics
1080p y u full of pixels
Indesign Y  U  No Work  Right
CREATIVE INDUSTRIES GROUP A Y NO KNOW WILLIAM SHATNER!?!
2 min dubstep inro y u no drop?
Adele y u no sing like 21 year old?
My bullets y u no register?!
LACEY Y U No talk after 'rawr'?
BRIGHT EYES Y U NO TURN AROUND?
pontel y u no sell renault?
Bitches y u be hatin?
Brian hwang... Y u no see bearded man in school?
Y U NO GO OUT WITH ME?!
Friend asks if he can come over right now y u no ask me ahead of time?
CHIVE Y U NO LET ME WRITE ON YOUR WALL
dude y u always trollin nff chat??
ADDERALL Y U NO WEAR OFF?!
LV.2 RATTATA Y U MUST BE EVERYWHERE?
Battlefield 3  Y U NO GET GOOD SERVERS
Bagel Y U NO email your crumpet no more?
Codey Generous Y u say UMMMMMMM?!!!!
Ampeg y u no sign heritage tags clearly?
Devil Butters Y U NO DO THE MEME RIGHT?
You're in Bed my dear... y u no go to sleep?
Cloe Buchanan Y U NO pegg jack quietly?
White people y u no share fandoms?
jessi y u no can watch it?
Seth y u no like my post?
Yo
People with weave Y U No have real hair?
Barry y u no finish portfolio yet
Um mr liam dude y u no be nice?
idk...... y u be askin question like dat? me not know what to say
RAHN Y U NO STAHP IT?!
bumblebee y u interrupt my speeeee~!
shampoo and conditioner y u no empty at the same time?!?!
MAYBE WIN EAGLES TIX Y U NO FOLLOW UP??
Nate johNSON Y U No?
YOUTUBE Y U HAVE LIKE BUTTON ON JUSTIN BIEBER SONGS?
DOUG YU NO VENT?!
hot girl Y U NO SHOW ME BOOBIES
Y U ASK Y U NO SELECT LANGUAGE?
4chan y u no luv me no more
MICHAEL YU NO POST MEMES?
DAY QUIL Y U NO NON-DROWSY?
Y u no like trololz?!?
Friends y u no like my status?
Print server y u no print stuffs?
controller Y U UPSIDED-DOWN?
Abi-Zeitung y u no Release faster?
sublime y u smoke so many joints!?
FEEDBACK
Alex  Y U SO SEEDY?
EA/DICE Y U NO  RELEASE OPEN BETA? OPEN BETA?
SPAM Y U SO DELICIOUS
FACEBOOK Y U NO PLAY GIF?!
My love Y u no stalkz me enuff?
Winning Y U No beat me?
doorplate y u no make proper one?
TINA WHY YOU NO FOLLOW ME?
mom Y U No Knock?!
pottermore... y u no working!!!
hey
Red sox y u give us hope in middle of season?
RED SOX Y U NO win WILD CARD?
Jacques Y U no help?
America y u no want free gum and libraries?
Onii Y u so demoted!?
CLAUDIA y u no sleep?
mr. chi y u quiz so hard??
Liberals Y U NO GET IT?
LAUREN Y U SO UGLY ?
Jimbo  Y U NO TAKE ALEXIS PRIVATE?!
caps lock y u make me scare ppl?
tenny why u like cats so much??
Tenny why u like cats so much??
Mom Y U no in the kicthen??
MICHAEL YEUNG Y U SPAMMING MY FB NEWS FEED?
Partners Y U No PICK ME?!
Lloyd chick-fil-a y u never prepare for 10 am breakfast rush?!
Girl Y u no make me sandwich ?
Rick y u no keep minecraft server up?
IZETE Y U NO D&#193; INTERVALO
PHone Y  U  NO BE COOL
banks y u no regulated?
PLAYSTATION2 Y U NO WORK
diablo III Y U NO OUT YET
J.K ROWLING  Y U NO KILL PERCY INSTEAD OF FRED
spongebob y u no pass test?
DREDGE  Y U NO COME GELKFORTZ
Vending machine y u no like dollar?
Dr. Lappas Y U NO use moodle?!
Kyle Y u no date older Girls
HOWLEY Y U NO SING OH OH OH OH OH
NOOB Y U NO HAVE SKILLZ?!
maria y u no text backkkkk?
bri  y u no hold on to wall
hejj y u no fogyatk
job y u no near?
ur meme y u no post on ur wall?
Guy on buffalo y u no like him compo
chris
Just when I thought I was out they pull me back in
My little pony: friendship is magic Y U GOOD?
Sickness Y u no go away?
ZUCKERBERG y U NO MAke dislike button
foster people y u no faster than own bullet
TEAM  Y U no be ready to play football???
Trickshoter Y U No aim
Plato Y U no write poetry?
Liquor store Y U no open for breakfast
dupa
Sondre ?  u no manage msn?
Macs  Y u no windows
MW3
FAT PERSON Y U NO STAY IN TOUCH?
Maxi_Int Y U NO talk to ME YET
Food Based Metaphor for veggie tales blog... Why u go so obvious?
Logan Y U no clean your room
Game maker y u no make relationships work?
girl interrupted y u no punch kanye west?
Kindle Fire Y U NO micro SD?
americains Y u no eat salads
BOY RACERS Y U HAVE FOG LIGHTS ON IF SUNNY OUTSIDE
Y u no text me back???
OLGA y u LEAVe US???
Memegenerator Y U NO Have Rageface ?
school y u no interesting
speeling y u no gooad
cristi y u so mad??
torch y u send wrong picture
supermarket express lane Y U No FAST?!
PEOPLE Y U NO READ ME ON TWITTER?
Profesorze IRKu K. y U left us!?
yoko ono y u no want beatles together
VF CHAT SERVER Y U NO CONNECT?
Design-ikt Y U NO groups 4 me
y Y NO TLAK TO ME
Economics Y u no be interesting?
Koby Y U SO BLACK?!
28 september y u no give meh the beta key!?
the meaning of life y u no contemplate?
GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH Y U NO HAVE 'SHOW ONLY FILTERED OUT CONTENT'
Cleverboxes y u n use bubblewrap
EDDARD STARK Y U NO LEAVE KINGS LANDING
Gurls y u no like me
Ownification y u so awesome?
Drank with hot girl y u notell me
why iran do dis
atlanta braves  y every season u choke?
Randoms Why you no call M.I.A. ?
Allanah Why i love you so much?
Silas y u no run krusty krab anymore?
JERSEY SHORE  Y U NO get CANCELED
PSN Y U NO HAVE BF3 BETA
Battlefield 3 beta y u no have vehicles !?!?!
Annoying Facebook girl
Devon Jones Y u no in my bed??
April y u no do work?
nanopene is rookie !!!
y u no come to music show?
STOCKS Y U NO GO UP?!
FRUSTRATED BLUE MAN Y U HAVE WING ON LEFT ARM?
KICY y u write so slow!!!
Sawed off y u no balanced
Insomnia Y U NO sleep yet?
PIA Y U NO HAPPY
forum y u no shut up?
Polark&#228;tzchen Y u no giev me teh b3-pics!!?
LVC Y U NO HAVE MOAR KAPUTT TICKETS?!
e-training y u break everything
Book y u no have face?
Kate y u no keep your cert valid?
Life y u no enjoyable?
blizzard y u no give d3 beta key?
Gordo y u no score goal?
women y u no in kitchen
Noktem y u no play dark souls?
battlefield 3 WHY U NO SEND ME BETA INVITE?!
PERVY Y U NO REMEMBER LYRICS?
NICK Y U NO CHAT
Gitte Y U NO HELP?!?!?
I need beta key
Y U LIKE Y U NO IMAGE SO MUCH?!
BOTTOM TEXT Y U NO TOP TEXT?!
Carabinas y u play no good?
Battlefield 3! Y U No beta yet?!
cash advances y i no like u?
movies y u no same as book?
TOP TEXT Y U NO BOTTOM TEXT?!
scarlett y u no use DSLR!?
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JUDY!     Y U NO HAVE LATEST SERIES OF TRANSFORMERS ON PEGS?
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MARK ZUCKERBERG Y U KEEP CHANGING FACEBOOK?
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iMovie '08 Y U NO HELP WITH MOVIES
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I WANT TO KISS U Y U NO ANSWER??
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Y U NO TALK TO ME?!
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LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDE AT LEAST i DON'T HAVE THE SAME PROBLEM
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bobby y u trollin fofis
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Y U MAD BRO
Weis market
I quickscope u y u no watch!?
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BITCHES Y U DONT KNOW
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WHY YOU  SO SMELLY?!
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Y U NO WRITE BACK??
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IE y u no work?
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I JUST HAD SEX Y U NO SING WITH ME AKON?!?!
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Damn you asians y u no drive good!!
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STEVE Y U NO BUTTERFLY?
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Pupu why u no care?
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Matthew
y u no come visit!
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Packy Y U NO MAKE ME SAMMICH?
DAN SAVAGE Y U SO BIPHOBIC?
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Madelyn!!! Y u no text me?!?!?!?
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CAPSTONE Y U NO OVER
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Jesus Y U NO LOOK ARAB?
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MOONLANDING Y U NO FAKE?
Alec INTERRANTE Y U NO VISIT ME??!
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Y U FUK DNS
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Twitter Y U NO FOLLOW ABILITY
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Dave2 Y U NO Watch episodes?
JUSTIN BIEBER Y U SING LIKE GIRL?
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ASP MVC models why u no fields?
I Make meme Y u no reblog ?
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IM STILL THINKING WHERE IS FRAN!!
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Bjarni y u no love me?
Everyone y u no have good day!?
Dalia y u no give us ride?
stephanie
Y U NO  KILL DA RAT?
JAMES Y U SO MEAN?????
STUPID QWOP! Y YOU NO RUN BETTER?
CAITLIN Y U NO SEND NUDIE PIX
REs fellow y u no let us party?!
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DAMN YOU PC !! Y U SO SLOW ?!
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Paolo y u no open?!
I have to go to work and feed the dog
MUSIC INDUSTRY Y U NO LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES?
y u no reply?
Display Driver Y U Crash Computer?!?
Facebook y u no stop changing?
friendship y u no like in HIMYM?
CREEPER Y U NO CREEPY
Chernobyl y u no tell us?
Eddie Y U no get herpie cream?
MILICE WHY y SO NOOB?
y u no like booBs?
Strip y u no get rid of all the gates?
LAURI WHY YOU SO STUPID?
fluid mechanics y u no open book??
DANISH! Y U NO MSN?!
michael y u no have volume?
Call many times then replys to text y u no answer?
facebook... y u always changing!!!
asians y u no drive good?!?!
y u no kill the monster!!! is pretty fuking simple guys
Facebook y u no let me finish essay?
Jonny y u no change your last name to bravo
CARSON Y U NO LOVE ME
SAM i miss u y u care ?
video games i want y u no come out farther apart?
Avenue y u no work
big head
Y U NO GOOD?!?!?!?
My computer y u no logout?
camper Y U NO LET ME KILL YOU?!?!?
HUMANITY Y U NO STOP SHUFFLING
bay area y u kill my rims
MARK DAVID CHAPMAN Y U NO SHOOT BIEBER INSTEAD
max y u no like adults?
MILKSHAKE Y U NO BRING BOYS 2 TEH YARD
McFlurry Y u have a lid?
sTEFANITO  y u no asleep?
Y U NO PLAY FOOTBALL?!
xtine y u no text back?
HEY LADY Y U NO UNDERSTAND SERVICE AGREEMENT?!?
AMERICAN IDIOT! Y U NO SELL TICKETS???
HUMOR Y U NO HAVE IT
y u no have a life?
FOLLOWERS Y U NO FILL MY INBOX
meester athony! you wan me shine your knob?
MemeGenerator.NET Y U NO LOG OUT WHEN I PRESS LOG OUT
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Mark Zuckerberg Y U No post in public?
Holland Y U no warm???
Y U no do school work
y u no pay us more money?!
Mommies' cake... Y U No eat!?!?
04+ grand prixs y u all hiding in monkeys junkyard?
DOMinion y u no come out?
eminem Y u no  has m&m's?
Writing Y U﻿ NO GO AWAY?
justin beiber y u no hit puberty yet?
WEN y u so emo?!
BLACK OPS! Y U NO GET RID OF CAMPERS!?!?
I add you on steam why u no have l4d2 chad?
MU: 13                WVU: 27 Marshall y u no keep your players out of jail?
parkway drive y u no come to florida
My Name is earl Y u so mediocre
WHY YOU NO Spell right?!
kurt angle y u no behave
Axe Bodyspray Why U No give me the b!tches!?
REAL LIFE Y U NO AWESOME?
kadarmandalgi y u so mean?
y u no give me full face picture?
Jimmy Y U NO PLAY SUPPORT
Y u No give me a kiss!
Offset! Y u ban me for 10 days?!
patty y u so batty?!
RASMUS RYGH Y U NO PICK UP PHONE!?!?!?
TASHSELJ Y U NO CHAT?
SOMEMANGA Y U NO WORK?
U EAT GLUE Y NO U MOUTH STOP MOVING
what lady gaga won the vmas why they no let me win
fernando  y u look fat
Maroon 5 y u no move like jagger
CHECKRAISE Y U NO GREATEST IN WORLD?
Daniel y u no funny?
Life
skateboard y u no flippin?!
BLEACH LAST HORIZON Y U No give me cert 2
LIAM Y U NO WORK?
guys y you no follow me
PROFESSOR Y U NO CORRECT MY EXAmS
Brian De Palma Y U No Liek Wimin?!?!?!
OMFG Giorgia Y U NO PREGNANT?!
Project runway y u no send home bert?!
Hot Girls y u no smart?
people on foursquare y u no check-out?
Areeb! y u no lyk oreos?!
DRACAEA JAMES! Y U NO LEAT AND CHIE?!
WHY U DO  THIS MELKOR?
Su ceren  y u no let me make you famous
Mrs kerma y u no be good teacher!?
RAIN Y U NO LET ME PARTY AT SOUND OF SUMMER
y U NO MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS
LAPTOP Y U NO PLAY dxhr properly?
CONDOMS
on black ops how dare you t-bag me!
felipe y u so gay?
LIl wayne y u no want my gonnorreha?
Number 69
facebook y u no be stationary
Old lady in theater Y U NO SIT back Down??
jeph jacques y u no draw good?
jason  y u type liek a god!?
ash ketchum y u no age?
Master Chief y u no stop bullets with armor?
unicorn y u no act like good creature?
Ryan Y U no sleep early
y u no think ahead
Valve Y U NO MAKE MEET THE PYRO?
BIG BLACK HORSE Y U NO THE ONE FOR ME?
Razvan Why u no Facebook/Google plus ?
Y U NO BELEIVE MEH!!! I DONT FANCY EMILEH!!!
SNiper Y U NO SNIPE TWIN HEAD DRAGON?!
DOod Y u no think its funny?
BAINZY! Y U NO SPEAK MOAR?!
physics y u no be easy?!
Permanent Why you no get perm
Sausage y u no roll?!
Because I R Adz
marco y u lock our vpn user
CLAIRE! Y U NO LIKE GOOD MUSIC?!
They reblog an old post from your blog but they don't start following you
allowance y u no in yet ?
Professor Y U NO FIX TIMEMACHINE?
Y U NO... wht I Mn?
Internet Y u no interesting?
friday! y u no get down on friday?
Dua family y u no come to sydney
Lighting y u so hot?
Y U no give neil a phone that works
David y u no have girlfriend
Swerve y u no vote obama
miata Y U NO GET S2000?
david y u no girlfriend
s7000 Y U No Work
pitbull y she no give you everything tonight
Lillian why u no stop appologizing?
Y U No Maintain journalistic integrity of friday facts
WISDOM TOOTH Y U NO WISER
Justin Bieber Y U such a faggot?
JEANIE Y  U NO HAVE SEX WITH ME?!?!!
y u no eat children?
ASHLEIGH Y U LAFF LIKE CHEEPMUNK!
BRYN Y U NO GET THAT I LIKE ANIMAL MEAT
'NTELECTUALELOR Y U NO LOVE VASILE MANU?
Nando's y u so spicy?
PRINTER Y U NO PRINT
y u no connect?
Nayelo y u no talk to me??
tony romo y u no wear your hat frontwards?
Y U NO MAKE COFFEE?
A MAN BLEW A DOLPHIN A MAN BLEW A DOLPHIN
Summer Y U NO last longer?!
gaming expert y u no like angry birds?!
shanon y u no creative?
PROPHETIK Y U NO LIEK AMD?
customer y u call me by my name when u no know me?
Y U No have gta4 triple xp
MARIA Y U NO LIKE DR PEPPER
SATYRICON DRAECO NGE Y U SO EMO????
YOU KILL LEAKS Y U NO INCOME HARDER?
GIRLS FROM FACEBOOK Y U NO USE OTHER FACE EXPRESSIONS?
Drexel  Y U NO HAVE DECISION FOR ME
/b/ y u no say 'faggot'?
Y u No like Monopoly?
akruti y u no take doughnut?
Y U NO CAMPING?
last Tally-Ho paper Y U NO COME OUT IN 1 PIECE
rhino y u bad 4????????????
calculus y u no have numbers!?!?
BILL o'REILlY Y U SO STOOPID?!!1!
Girls who play video games Y U NO SINGLE?
Me revive you y u no send positive feedback!?!?!
opal bro y u no giff update?
y u no ever want to go out?
wednesday why you not friday?
Math 46 students Y U NO ADD OPPOSITE!
BIg sissers y u no buy me presents!!!!
Sophomores Y U NO VOTE Kimbrow for President!?
Ben doughty y u no come to frisbee??
Marshall! why u no listen?!
Squilliam!!!!! y U NO CALL ME?
KNUG Y U NO COME HOME?!
CRAZY PIZzA VENDOR Y U NO TAKE MONEY?
TSA Y U NO ALLOW PB&J?
solle y u no play  wordfeud
TUDOU Y U NO LOADING?!
nokia Y U No give longer usb cables?
Lucas Y U no make t-shirts
CHEKENFAHEETA12 Y U NO DRAW GOOD
people y u no talk?
Ur the one pointing the gun so y u no point it at the people RESPONSIBLE ?
ATTENTION!  M Y U no Do sportive?
i do census y u no giv reel name?
hey monkey y u no online!?
STEFIBOY Y U SAY U NAME IS STEFAN!?!?!?!?
Western Union y u no give me $ 250
BPC TEMPLATE Y U NO REFRESH
cake y u no truth
Y U NO GET BUTTSECKS wait wut
Email y u no work?!
jak można brać urlop w czasie publikacjii kurwa ??!!
ACE Y U LEAVE CAR LIGHTS ON?
Beware members why you no grow up
STUDENT Y U NO BUY BOOK?!
HAIRCUT Y U NO TURN OUT HOW I WANT?!
Y U NO DEAL WITH ANGER IN A CONSTRUCTIVE MANNER?
Burger king!!! y U No Let me have it my way?!!
New Business y u no haz magic powerz
salary y u no on my bank account
LaurenNNNNNN y u no stop poking me?!??
jenna grazzini y u no hAVE PHONE CHARGER?!
stupid facebook! y u no let me chat with my friend?!?
Emo people y u no happy?!
30 MENTIONS ON TWITTER Y U NO USE CHAT?
Tyson y u no text me bak?
oscar y u no go to bed?
CANADIANS Y U NO LIVE IN MY COUNTRY?
ronda y u no like free lunch?
UBISOFT Y U NO LIKE ME HARD
MARIJUANA  y u no smoke it
SPECTRUM!! Y U NO ALARM?!
monika y u no msg me?
People y u no shush
FACEBOOK Why you no stay the same?!
facebook chat y u so stupid
Mario Y U nO Spin move?
Y U NO use condom TYLER!?
LAXAR Y U NOO HACK ME?
spain y u no in same time zone??!
I Chat you  Y U NO CHAT BAK!!!!!
SAM WILKINSON Y U NO SMART
y u no tell me about gyros @ nype
sl1mmer wheres my cornetto?
Churches y u no stop using crosses for the letter t
memegenerator y u no have lowercase letters?!
stephen merchant. y u no see you are gorgeous
Alvin Y Uno 3D model and Texture?!!
Ancient Greece y u no straight
sophie y u so hot!?
sonja y u no can receive smileys?
Females y u no take hint
Shopping carts y u no go where i want u too!
GLock y u so slag?
y u come work sick? ? ?  y u take us down with your deadly plague?
Y U No let me post more than five pics/post?
@chuckpee Y U No memegenerator.net
SAMY Y U NO 2K ERO?!
TIM Y U NO go sell outside
Jax Y U no let me sleep in
Y U NO EXCITED FOR COLLEGE??
BF3 Open Beta y u no come earlier?
Cute canadian  Why u no live in Michigan?
Mrs. horvitz y u no send email?
AOME HIGURASHI Y U NO ORIGINAL?
Y U No know your size?!
Reality y u no have background music?!
NOTCH Y U NO RELEASE 1.8
THis my  game face
ESTEE TAN Y U NO MOOD STUDY HAR??
Goedders y u no make season 8
HEY STERILITIES Y U START THIS FAD!?!?!?
AGA!!!!!!! Y U NO COME ONLINE!!!!
Y U NO LIKE  THIS PICTURE
y    u   no diggy diggy hole?
Y U No Share Cool SHIT?!
GMUN y u no go for whole year?
Taking dicks... is usually fun...
NOTCH Y U NO REALEASE 1.8 UPDATE
reversion y u no mixing?!
Carin Y u no come 2 lisbon?
Y u no flew!?!
wtf y u no masturbate!?
J. E. Sawyer Y U no answer my questions
See Nardone in hall why you so gimp!!?
Taylor Y u wanna lose in a fight to me?
Ridley
Florida y u no get cold faster?
Reddit y u no help me when i need you
STEAM Y U NO HAVE common games with friends LIST!?
Reposter y U no have Ur own ideas?
Justin Bieber y u no be in puberty
Magnemite
JUST CAUSE 2 Y U NO WORK ON XP?
JADEN y u no thirsty??
Arsene wenger y u no sign new players!!
bathroom y u no have cell service?!!!
frenches? y u no stop play lol?
OSX Lion WHY YOU NO WORK?
memegenerator y u no remove white triangle between my arms?
Roller skates  Y u make it hard to pee at the roller rink bathrooms?
Government y u no die?
Perelman Y U no take the money?
Hurricane Irene Y U No Like Da East Coast?
Mootix y u not attach to my petpet?
Lauren Luker y u no make sense
ANDERSON SILVA Y U NO LOSE!?
Grayce! y be you faggot?!
shamwow y u no clean hooker blood?!
Utapri ep 9. raws y u no release it now
phone stolen y u no give back?!
Mike Vick Y U NO KILL CATS?
Party U no want?
most interesting man in the world y u no always drink beer?!?
Y U No May POST stupid things in skype
IF YOU LIKE IT.. y u NO PUT A RING ON IT?
Betnay Y u no drive faster?
Hurricane Irene Y U no go away???
TORRES Y U NO SCORE ANY MOR?
Stijn Y u no write 'mijn vrouwtje verwennen?
pirated tv show y u no load
Flood y u no like ponies?
I go to tarawih y u no go to tarawih
rad bmx movie y u no available on dvd?
Gantz y u no so popular like me
Leanne y u no GIVE ME FREE SEX?!
I love u Love me
ClownSoldier Y U NO DIE!
CHRIS MARTIN Y U SO PERFECT?!
Destiny y u no post in Ltk?
Rake Y u no embrace yourself
MMS y u no send!
Beasty Boys Y U no sleep 'till Brooklyn?
pIPOCA VEI?
Need to evacuate Y U NO START?!?
CHINESE PEOPLE Y U NO DELIVER IN HURRICANE?!
LUCKY GALVAN!! WHY YOU NO STAY IN CENTRAL?
Memegenerator
Minecraft Y u nO Play?
JASON Y U NO LOOK UP GUIDE?!
Noro girls
Riley y u no live?
MYRRH Y U NO LIKE FACTS?
Khalil Y U No 'Cept Defeat?
DEXSHOW Y U NO CALL ME NO MORE??
juventus y u  not win!?
ANNA Y u no eat?
AJ Y U NO DO ME?
why u no think 4 a change
SOCRATES Y U NO FIND MY ASSET?
this thing i made is hilarious to me y u no reblog?
Life Y U NO EASY ?!?
Youno y u no have normal name
Y u no like sun
y u no go to no bueno meme and like it?
Gaia Y U NO LIKE EAST COST NO MORE
ALI Y U NO EXCITED ABOUT EARTHQUAKE
TROLL! Y U BUTTHURT SO QUICK?
all choked up no more tickets to springer
biggest hangover y u no chunder
Trevor Y U NO STOP ACTING LIKE A FAG!?
FLoNNEKO Y u nO POKE ME?
PICKLES WHY U NO HERE
Mel y u no talkin 2 me? Me is talkin to u!!
hot straight boys y u no make exception for me?
Nexon y u ruin pvp
memegenerator y u no save my memes together?
GPF Y u no haz moar boobies?!?!?!1
Boynton High Y U no give smaller binder?
Hey miriam y u no admit u fake?
Y U NO SAY HI
trance y u no let me get over my ex girlfriend?!
UKRP WHY SO VICTORIOUS
FED EX Y U NO DELIVER?
pottermore y u no send me welcome email?
Merchant y u no attack
LA
Internet y u no fast?!
ActionScript 3 filereference.upload() Y u no support urlrequestheaders!?
irene y u no like east coast?
LA Noire Y u no port this to pc
SOCIETY Y U NO EXPLODE?!?!
volumes y u no bring this to cali?!
NAS Y U on c4
Friend y u no plAy u turn?
MITCH AND MAT Y U NO HETERO
Seksti Y U no sheep me
MMD VIDEOS Y U NO HAVE ORIGINALITY!?
MATH Y U SO HARD?!
capcom y u hate ur fans?!
Macheeze y u not better at black ops
PUSH BUTTON ENGINE Y U NO PROGRAM YOURSELF
Hey teachers y u no leave those kids alone?
apple
Monogamy Y U so hard???
Biatch y u no mind your own man
ellection y u no here yet?
noob y u no die
NOOB  Y U NO DIE
perspective y u so hard
DUSTIN WHY MONTELL CHOLO
Ghost in this house Y U No go to the light?
PSN???? y u no work???
Dormir pq n consigo?
MAISEY Y U NOT AT MY COLLEGE?
claire bear y u no hairy?
headphones Y u tangle easily?
fast food y u no make me fast?
BIEBISHZUSJE Y U NO SHOW NO PICTURE?!
Di natale y u no score
Brittany y u no <3 android?!?!?
David y u no come for lunch with us?
meh meh
GROUP  Y U NO SUBSCRIBE TO MY YOUTUBE
David schmitt y u so sexy
Pottermore Y U NO send me my third letter
Vinkie y u so mean?!
EZRAEL Y U NO HAVE TRANNY SKIN?!
hp y u sell me netbook with dead pixle?!
Brian figure out how to fix f5
Y U NO PRACTICE ENGLISH OUTSIDE OF CLASS?????????
CHUVA POR QUE VC NAO PARA DE ATRAPALHAR NOSSA VIDA?!!
Kaartavondforum y u no have more new posts
taylor y u hate me so much?!
Internet Y U so slow??
Internet Y u so slow??
FWENDS Y U NO POST TO FACEBOK LATE AT NIGHT?
JULIE Y U NO THINK U WRONG?
TONY Y U NO STOP BEING JERKASS?
tony y u no get ur shit together?
Angus  y u no reply??
Girl! Y U NO MAKE SANDWEECH!?
Emma Y U No die in hell
Fails Y u no pass?
UPV y u no cancel tomorrow's classes
Kristian. y u no play cod
Skarner y u no useful ?
Ps3 Fags Y   U No Switch to xbox?
nereffid y u not post?
Xenoblade y u no worldwide!?
Potions y u no brew faster?
kenny Y U always die!!
AMP RADIO y U NO HAVE LESS COMMERCIALS NOW
PEOPLE y u so stupid
Future Detroit Escalators y u no escalate?
Boss
COFFEE Y U DRINK SO MUCH
FACEBOOK FRIENDS Y U NO COME OVER FOR PIZZA
talon y u no released yet
but emo vamp y u no stake yourself?
Internetz y u so slow!
Schedule  Y u no come sooner?
Soundcloud
Roommate Agreements y u no do yourselves!!
Hot Toyz y u no make good alice
milkshake y u no bring boys to back yard
boner out of nowhere y u no appear when my crush is not around?
DREAMWEAVER Y U NO WORK?
MORRISSEY Y U NO POST TOUR DATES AS PROMISED
New zealand y u no shop smarter?!
sleep! y u no like me
I GIVE YOU SO MUCH TIME WHY YOU NO FINISH CHOP SHOP?
dubsteb y u no make sense
GIFs y u no move
INTERNET friends y u no live closer
BABBY Y U NO SLEEP?
APOSTROPHEs Y U NO USE THEM?
MSI
Haters Y u still hating?
BABY Y U NO STOP CRYING?!?
Body Y U No HEAL?!
DUMBASSES Y U NO GET OUT OF MY LIFE?!
Facebook y u send text to my phone when I am logged into facebook
Morrissey y u no tell us your tour dates?!?!?!
Kabuto Y U No die?
Hot Guy Y U NO STOP BEING SEXY
JOE BOB Y U NO STAY HEALTHY?
Textbook Y U No affordable!?
Google  Plus Y u no kill facebook???
WOMEN Y U MAKE LIFE SO DIFFICULT?
Life Why you no be nicer?!
USPS Y U NO DELIVER PACKAGE?!
MATSURICON Y U NO ALL YEAR?
ADAM! Y U NO backup ur iphone?
Y U No Install cpu correctly
y u no let me sex with you?
Guys! Why u no make proper meme?
HULU.... Y U SO CRUEL?
FACEBOOK! Y U NO POST MY STATUSES?!
Aniplex usa y u no dub blue exorcist?
VODKA y u no human friendly
BIZ COMp Y u so difficult?!
BROTHER Y U LIVE SO FAR AWAY?
SEMester break y u no arrive yet
Robin why u no nice
justin bieber y u no come out of closet?
Greg y u so lame
ATAKAMALABS Y U NO IMPROVE GAME?
Gamze! Beni delirtıyorsun!!!
RIOT GAMES Y U NO GIV US DOMINON
NegativeOne13 y u no STFU?
Twilight y u no good series
Matt Y U No install sink right
Fc Barcelona Y u no play fair?
HEDGEHOGS Y U NO SHARE THE HEDGE?!
Y U BUILD WALL WHILE I DIG HOLE Y U NO HELP ME DIG HOLE?!
Reese Y U NO MAD?!
Fifa why u no connect
hipster y u no come to church
Ramadan Why you end so Quickly!??
BREAD Y u no be  able to sit out?
REFEREE Y U NO COME?
Cousin Y U PLAY COD4 WITH ME?
ANNE FRANK Y U NO OUTSIDE
MIKE Y U ALWAYS PLOT WHEN DRUNK?
Lutchens Y U No stay in our group?
YUNO YUNO BECOME SEXY?
Roaches y u no get out of my house?
Linkin Park Y u no come to latin America?!?
Y U NO GOOD AT COD
Arsene y u no sign any new players?
matthew y u no use meme right?
y u no happy todd pinson
EUROPEANS Y U NO starving LIKE AFRICA ?
CAT
charlotte ! y u no EAT WHEN HUNGRY !
CHAT! Y U SO DEAD?
u GOT NEW PHONE Y U NO GIVE ME NUMBER
EHYLY Y U NO STOP SPAMMING ME!?
Kim y u no admit you love my spamming
Great Picture why you no post a big one
french girls y u no shave??
Dany Stphson if u like egyptian culture Y U no like yugi oh?
emps staff y u no take scroll away
Women of r/trees y u nobody i know?
PEOPLE AT SCHOOL Y U NO UNDERSTAND MEME REFERENCE?!?!
Ehyly Y U SO BORED
Fox News y u no talk about foxes?!?!?
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS Y U NEVER FEED ME?
nicole canave why you eat all my mints?
___________ y  u  no...
Giants y u no score?
ARELITON Y U NO STOP MAKING MEME'S
Prednisone y u make face look like this?!
PUKKELPOP Y U NO GOOD TENTS
Girls y u no like me?
EVENPRO Y U NO SAY WHO IS OPENING FOR THE RHCP
Kate upton Y U NO have ass
DICE
Edith!!! Y U NO STOP STEALING MY 'SWAG'
SIEMENS AG Y U NO SET_BASELINE?
steve y u no read speCS BEFORE PUTTING ON DRAWING
Y U NO BUY IT?!
Meland y u no have brain?
Meijer 4 minutes at 1/2 power no 2 minutes real time
WHERE DA COOKIES GIMMIE DA COOKIES
JoJo y u no close laptop?!?!?
age of empires online Y U NO PVP ON EQUAL FOOTINGS??
y u no text a girl ?!?
CYBERSTEP Y U NO RELEASE RO CUBES YET!
STOMACH Y U NO COOPERATE?!
MUZZA y u no go in library?
ryan pansmith! y u no talkame?!
y u no steal ketchup from mcdonalds
TOM Y U NO foreveralone?
DRO Y U No LOL?
y u nO GOOD AT SC2?
Paul McCartney y u no come to my city?!
VISITOR MESSAGE Y U NO REPLY TO
Y U NO SHARE Magical PROCESS SHEETS?!
HEY YOU Y U NO HAEV GURLFRIEND???
retarted assholes y u no gay?
Skrillex Y u no have concert without an age limit?!
Migration assistant y u no speed up?
sims y u no load?!?!
Y U NO COME BAK TO MPLS???
Pichiroo Y u not leave us alone???
Sam's club y u take all my money???
I hate nyan cat
Y U NO REAL SNIFFLE
Y U NO fix it?!
Pottermore welcome email y u no come?
Daniel Y U No Play With Traffic
Steve y u no talk to me?
Y U NO LOVE MEEEE
people of xda y u no waste your time on something more useful?
y u no fb friend me?
cassy y u no come to south?!
Jeff y u no make coffee?!?!
gaga y u no tweet britney back?!
Evelyn Y u no tall?
Social Web y u no leave me alone?
ANTION Y U NO BALLS DROP
yo sushi Y YOu no eat it!
Thunder Y U LEAVE WHEN I UNPLUG EVERYTHING!?
madeon y u no on spotify?
Selena gomez y u no get glasses
Y U NO WRITE IT RIGHTLY????
Peter Pan y u no take picture with me at disneyland?
SEPT 9TH y u no here yet?
nay Y U NO visit brother?
gravity y u make me fall up stairs?!
Y U NO MENTION RON PAULOLOL
Y U NO TOAST POE NO MO POE TOASTuh?
andy harglesis y u no stop trolling on videos???
Vacation Y U NO CRY FOR ME?
Fox news y u no tell truth?
Miami Y   U   No Follow Rulez?
Y YR SUPERDOC NOT VERY SUPER?
Y U NO STOP LIKING UR OWN FACEBOOK STATUS? THAT'S LIKE GIVING URSELF A HIGH 5.
Soviet russia WHy you no play cards?
everyone y u no follow this blog?
MATTEL Y U NO GET NEW PRINTER?
Y U NO Get Minecraft?
BRAM Y U NO GIVE chemistry
Obama Y U NO HAVE ANY AMERICAN FLAGS OR COLORS AT ALL ANYWHERE ON YOUR BUS
WHY YOU  COME LATE!>?
AVGN Y U NO SHOOT MOVIE IN CALIFORNIA
CHIVE Y U NO UPDATE EVERY 5 MINUTES!
ankush sethi
GLADOS WHY U NO GIVE ME CAKE?
beach balling computer y you no let me in on the fun
Andy! Y U no like bunny?
MARY Y U NO SLEEP MORE THEN 4 HOURS?!!
y u no place requests?
y u no love me
Y U CAN START GMOD
Chemistry y u no make sense?!
RIOT Y U NO BUFF SHACO
Iphone Y yu no start Quicker
Mindless Behavior Y  U No  Give LAp Dances?
GRACE Y U SPAM FACEBOOK MESSAGE ME ABOUT FREE MOOBIE TIX WHEN I KNOW YOU REAL NOT SPAM PERSON?
Sun
Y U No  plank right?
Google Y U NO BUY US?
Y u no In shop making shoes?!?!
Sis
haley y u so pretty?
Y u No Knock???
Publix Y u no 24Hours?
y u no y u so run in 2 ground?
Richard por ke no eres menos pendejo?!
REDDIT Y U MAKE SAME JOKE ALL THE TIME?!
pottermore
Clare  y u no want rice krispies?
Tori Tuesday y u no answer alot of questions
mflb batteries why y no charge faster?
mad mag mak mad
HIRING COMPANIES Y U NO HIRE?!
FLANK BOOK Y U NO FIX SERVERS?!
TROLLS Y U NO TROLL?
ur gurl parts was so pretty y u have 2nd baby at 22?!
Facebook y u no let me do homework
facebook y u no let me do homework
Mysterious girl y u no tell me your secrets?!?!
craigslist guy y u no buy my bike?!
MAN CITY Y U NO ATTACK MORE OFTEN
Y U NO LIEK THIS?
DON Y U NO SHARE WINGS?
CINAVIA Y U NO LET ME WATCH MOVIE??
meme generator y u no select the language?
Y U NO PRESS PLAY?
U Workin ON SAME REPORT ISSUE ALL DAY LONG Y U NO GET WORKIN?!
weather y u no good?
Eminem y u No clean out your closet already
MORELLO Y U NO BRAIN?
SELF-SUMMARY Y U NO EASY TO WRITE?
Y U NO have just one birthday?!
y u no want sausage
forums Y U No Let me log in
mary jane y u no blond?!
y u no send to spec y u no read!
Stupid black ops player Y u no stop camping!
von y u no take us wid you?!?
WHY U NO WORK WET PHONE
Followers y u no tell me where you coming from
y u know give me any money daniel
U said BRB Y U No Come Right Back?!
Glee Club Y u no drowned at birth?
Fabiola Y U BE GAY!?
sims social y u no work
Busta rhymes y u no rap slower?
college budget y u no larger
GA virtual Schools Y U No approve faster?
Shalyn Y U no Be Happy?
Carly Y U No sleeping?
HOME Y U NO HAVE DOORS?
TRAIKO Y U NO NORMAL SKYPE
McLaren team y u no fit wheelnut?
mr. damnlol y u keep posting duck faces!?
INDIA @ 64 y u no free yet?
SKYrim y u no release sooner?
NAVI  Y U NO PUSH
MILLEN  WHY U  NO JOG THE FOOK ON...
JOAKIm Y U NO ANSER FONE?
Ali... Y U NO ADMIT YOU LOVE COURTNEY AND SCAR?!!? LE DAMN!
hulk  y u no like me wen i angy
Y U NO ASK YET UH
COLLEGE Y U NO GIVE ME SLEEP!!!
group y u no stay together
People who imitate me but don't know why Y U NO KNow why you Y U NO?
Facebook Y u no sitting here ?
sims game y u no work in real life
Y   U   NO LISTEN TO TRANCE ???
Y U No know how to edit screencap in paint
Henrik Laukvik Y U NO LIVE IN TRONDHEIM?
MMM-FORUMS Y U NO LIEK ME?
Y U post in this thread
holywood y u no lyke my x man 4 script?
Y U NO GUILTY
Your dead y u no realize it
People y u no read books
LIFE Y U NO MAKE SENSE
*Sees Girl* Y U no talking to me??
I invited lots of people to my house... y u no come to my place ?
POWER RANGERS Y U NO POLITICALLY CORRECT
JOWA Y U NO STFU?
PORTUGAL Y U NO SCORE A GOAL?
Blackout y u no stop playing bc3?
FAVICON Y U NO LOAD
Daivy!!! y u no stop farting!!!!
LIFE Y U NO SIMPLE??
Wordpress Y u no use camelcase?!
BachElorette y u no pick me
y   u   no tawk   2 meh??
JOVAN Y U NO CHANGE PIKTURE
voldermort? Y U wanna kill harry?
U UNDERSTAND Y U NO REPOST
Y U NO  Love Andy
Lithuania Y U no Defend urself?
Talal!!! Y u No dysfunctional anymore?
Girls y u no admit you masturbate
EMI Y U NO SHOW REAL PICTURE U UGLY?
ryker y u no believe me?!
y u no understand humorless quips?
Natasha  Y U NO FUN!?
if u forever alone y u no kill yourself fernando?
Dammit Xtube.com Y u no make mobile versiOn?
SSO Y U NO MAKE MEMES ABOUT (ERIES) Shotari
GUY BARRINGTON Y U NO TALK ABOUT NORMAL THINGS??
depression y u no stop crying?
RUsh y u no tour australia?!?
NADIA Y U NO GIVE MAMIYA 7 WITH BATTERIES ?
RALFF WILSAWN JR. Y U NO LUV TEH BUFFAWOAH BWILLZ
best friend y U no live near me
jake glickman y u no txt meh bak?
Macbook air y u no haz ibooks??
Imgur!!! y u no work on phone?!?!?!
Colette  y u so fiesty baby y
Why u no trust me? Cause you stupid m***********
America Y U No Stay with me
Michael jackson y u no bad anymore
adeelasim y u no be straight
y u no stop ask  to select language?!?
jersey shore y u no like moderation?
U need good CMS y u no use dotcms?!
s_code Y u no fix!
Y U No give  beta bioware
ps3 y u so gay
kesha y u no realize dinosaurs r extinct?
tumblr y u no send me e-mails no more
y u no have profile pic?
Hyonchu y u no understand my love for you
RUMBLEPACK Y U NO MAKE ORIGNAL CONTENT
lidl y u no have jim beam for 8
CCMS y u no work when i need!?
LENKA Y U NO DIE?!
meenakshi y u no trust my directions?!
eMILY Y U NO REFORM?!
avatars y u no yellow?
we live in tx y u no give dog heartworm meds?
Comcast y u no fast???
Y U NO USE A SPELLCHECKER?
ABOMINABLE SNOWMAN IN SKI FREE Y U NO EAT GUY THATS ALREADY FROZEN
Y U NO GET BETTER
stack warmogs!?!?!? ROwan y u so shit!?
Fedor y u no good no more
F Y U NO SLEEP?
Sugarplum Y U NO PASS 4TH YEAR LAST YEAR?
ARCHANGEL WHY U NO ANWSER?
if u filosofor y u no smart enough for princeton fml
&#196;VENTYR Y U SO TIRED?
y u no  add me?
dude! why u No Reply bout date!?
AUSTIN y u no healthy??
BRITISH Y U NO STOP FIGHTING
london rioters y all u do is steal
HEALTH AND EDUCATION Y U NO FREE?
gamma zeta!! y u no fix house?!?!
COMPUTER Y U SO SLOW?
Chuck time!! y u no eat matzot no more?
KISSYER Y U NO WAN GAME WITH ME
OGLĄDAM SKINS&#211;W więc wiem
BFP4F Y U NO RELEASE DRAGOON VALLEY ON WEEKEND?
DUMBRO Y U SUTCH SILLY IDJOT GAI?
MAJA MINTAS Y U NO LIKE YOUR MOTHER IN LAW?
guys Y U NO STOP Y U NO
london RiotPolice Y U No come from both end of the street
kayla Y U NO sleep
Robert y u no like women?
indrakshi y u  no like imature meme talks?
singko Y U NO leave me alone?
ROUMEN Y U NO DIVIDE MASO?
Y u No Answer me
Y u no guess right declan keyes!
Hiroo Onoda Y U NO SURRENDER?!
VALVE Y U NO RLS HOI3:SeMPEr FI 4 OSX?
Sleep Y U NO HERE YET??
FACE Y U NO FLESHY?
GAGA Y U SO SPEECHLESS
FACEBOOK Y U NO CROP PICTURES CORRECTLY?
British People Y U SO GOOD AT RIOTING
Pottermore Y u no send email
jOE Y U NO MORE LIKE DYLAN?
digg users y u not switch to reddit yet
Guys WTF! I ASKED FOR HEAL WEST CHA
MORTAL KOMBAT 9 Y U NO HAVE RUN BUTTON?
Satan! Y u no take my soul?
CLIFF Y U NO LOVE ME?
Jared Y U No post moar!
MKAY Y U NO LIKE MY PANDA FERRET???
MATTHEW RAPPAPORT Y U NO STOP POSTING
Y U NO  EAT SANDVICH?
WOW TROLLS Y U NO STFU?
premierleague.com y u no have working android app?
why u no fap on this game?
MARCO MASSEI Y U SO ATTRACTIVE TO ME?!
matty y u no use gocard
Y U NO GET WITH ME
Gaians! Why U no Donate to Tamako Jen?
COOP NORDEN Y U NO SELL JAFFA CAKES
Tiffany  Y u no apologize correctly?!
On Holidays INTERNET! Y U So slow?!
BerTha y u no healthy?!?!
inita  why don't you have a soul?
EMULATOR Y U NO PERFECT
Beta Y U NO UPD8 g8s rite?
JIRA Worklog y u no log time?
eden y u no marry me?
Nick Boynton Y U NO online!?
Shadowsinner Y U NO LIKE peace and love ?!
Codehook Y U NO FREE
viimenen paikka
ROB SWIRE Y U NO SMILE!
Dungeon Defenders Y U NO RELEASE?
americans y u no Know who nikola tesla is?
Y U No Let me post on wall??
MICHELLE WHY YOU SUCH A LOSER
Y u no make me sandwhich?!
NDP Y u no put fun pack song
Great dismal swamp y u always on fire in august?
LONE WANDERER Y U NO SET WORLD ON FIRE
Hey little spider why you no die?
KAYLEE BARACSKAI Y U NO TAG ME IN STATUS?!
spell check y u no werk
Bro Yu no like 1986 xD
matt! y u no speak another language? u no go far in life.
BRITTANY 
potato meatball  Y U No meat
Tryndamere Y u no die!?
Scotty's brewhouse y u no brew beer ?!
POTTERMORE Y U NO EMAIL ME?!
RAMIREZ Y U NO use your laser DESIGNATor to call in artillery on those vehicles?
OP Y U NO PICROP
justin bieber y u no amy winehouse?
y u no y u no why you no?
Wheezywaiter y u no use my wink
computer y u no let me download any game
jk y u no play offense
omer umad?!
Sean Connery Y U NO LESS HOT?!
fifa y u no play as i will play?
sOCRATES Y U NO GET TO THE POINT?
milhouse y u no meme?
Y U NO build  detekton??
Geert Wilders Y u no dye hair?
Tottenham carpetright y u have no samples left!?
stark mate Y U SHIT INERNET
hookshot y u no reach far enough???
meme generator y u make me select language?
EMPIRES & AlLIES Y U NO WORKING ON MY COMPUTER ANYMORE?!
Meng Hao y u no find girl 4physical support?!
Y U NO MAKE SIMPLE?!
MEAT BOY Y U NO EASY
ryu y u so hyrudo radotu nukka hyruken?
Y U NO STAY WITH ME FOREVER ALONE
evernote Y NO U CLIP HABR PROPeRLY?!
xAzzeR  Y U NO SAY U JELLY?
Corey y u no have new picture?!
Y U NO DEAD yet?
MICHAEL Y U NO CALL ME
Obama
Katy Perry y u no make pron?
WHY i'm the only one who didn't try a new subway train?!
satellite dish y u no have signal?
Google + Y U No have people?
Leppard y u go afk while we talk!?
WHy you no eat at angelo's
Nat Y U NO LIKE GOOGLE PLUS?
BREEN Y U NO SPELL GOOD?
Olivia why u no online
GIrl Y U NO SEEK RIGHT GUY
Roch! Y u no good wingman?!?
Y U NO TELL ME DARK BROTHERHOOD IN
SIR noli y u no approve?!
Jamaica y u no  let me say hi?
Y u no wanna hug me
MCGONIGALL Y U NO USE THAT SPELL EARLIER
james cameron y u no make movie about last airbender?
consoles Players Y U NO RESPECT WII?
MANTALOCK Y U BAN DUUNGARMATIC?
KORELOGIC Y U NO POST final results?!
Raymond Gascon y u fail so hard at trig?!?!?
server lag y is it happening
why u no want to make  meme for catz now?!?!
Canada Y U No reply faster?!
Y U NO KEEP FEELINGS OUT OF ROLLER DERBY SHUT UP AND PLAY !
Diego.. y u no laugh??
jack's mannequin y u no release people and things sooner
yo momma y u no lose weight ?
POTTERMORE y u no send us our e-mails now?
scootaloo y u no have family?!?!
UHE y u no serch
SUBWAY y u no deliver to katelynn?!
iCarly wardrobe designer y u no stop layering clothes?
candy y u no can
Y U No watch prelims Its on now!!
rj y u no like joke i make?
Y U KILL NOW I SKINT
mtv  Y U NO PLAYIN' MUSIC!
internet exlorer Y u close on me every time?
Masturbation? Y u NOT get real girl?
ETHAN!!! Why do you think i'm so lazy???
Garbage on my Trailer Y U NO throw it in dumpster
Happy Tree Friends Y U NO violent?
Colt y u no be megan's bff?
Y U NO HAVE PHOTO ALREADY
cyclists y u no cycling on the sidewalk
Madziczko
MAN RUNNING LEMONADE STAND Y U NO HAVE ANY GRAPES?
Horde Y U No fight on flag
Huge dump Why u splash water on my genetilia
Square enix y u no make kingdom hearts 3
Nuka Cola truck Y U NO have lable on left side?
IAn broughton y u no take me to cottage !?
THE HOLOCAST NEVER EXCISTED
Bro Y u no come at me?
JAPAN Y U NO LIKE PRETTY PINK?!
Y U no Have Paul Bunyan Net
Texas sun
kayla/brittany
Johh Mayer Y U NO SING DUBSTEP?
FUL BOYZ Y U NO SMRT BOYZ?!?1
Desperado Y U NO come to your senses?
SISTER Y U NO GIVE ME 100 DENARS
anthony!! y u no reply??!!
maturity y u no exist
blizzard y u no just release diablo 2 again
Metalheads y u no like nirvana?
Minecraft y u no have round edges!
Annie why you no ban it?
THUMBS UP IF/DISLIKE PEOPLE ON YOUTUBE WHY U NO WRITE ORIGINAL COMMENTS
Metalheads y u no like nirvana?
STOCKS Y U NO MAKE ME MONEY?
SKYPE Y U NO ESCAPE HTML?!?
CAKE IT AWAY Y U NO SELL CAKE
AQWorlds Y U lag like hell?
Miokon  Y u no show titts?
Caterease y u no werk gud?
pokemon players y u no spell reuniclus right???
AGON Y U SO BAD ?
y u no read entire thread?
fountain chefs y u no cook good veggies?
Anna o Y u no appreshiate my specialness?
Riot why u no give me magma chamber?!?!?1
Big tittied Ginger y u No HAVE FACE?
y u no get memes?
GARY Y U KILL OUR COVOS
North American KFC Y u no season chicken like in de islands?!?
peach y u no stay in castle
Lake Tahoe Y U SO Hard to camp at?
MATJAZ Y U NO ANSWEAR ME ON SKYPE?
U DRAW Y U NO DRAW?
toilet paper y u no refill yourself
Y U NO GUY Y U FOREVER ALONE?
facebook.. y u no  work
Cloud Y u no wanna be clan leader
SPECIFICATION Y U NO WITH ME?
KAISHA Y U NO ANSWER CELLPHONE?
mike's mom y u no give him pepsi
ILLUSTRATOR Y U NO LEAVE MY COLORS ALONE ??
ECLIPSE Y U NO RELOAD FILES AUTOMATIC?
lAZYNESS y U NO SAY HI AND GO AWAY?
NELLZ Y U NO TELL TRUTH??
Kyle Y U no glub glub
Captain Ameerica WHY u no land plane?
Andy San Dimas Y U No Marry me?
MUSASHI Y U NO TELL TRUTH???
Voldemort Y U No GIVE me hug?
James Holcombe Y u no care?
OFEK!! Y U NO LET ME WIN PRO EVOLUTION??
Little Lion man y u no  settle any of your scores
Team ico y u no release games?!
Took a Shower? Y U NO INVITE ME?
Nashville y u so hot?
Google sidebar y u no have useful apps?!
ZEE why u no like glasses!?
SELFIES Y U NO ADD ME
ZS Y U NO ACTION
You send email and immediately call y u no wait?!?
JOVANOVIC Y U NO MAKE GOOD Formelsammlung
Horrifying House Guest y u no stalk someone else?
amy lee y u no feel good enough?!
ROHAN WHY U NO COME TODAY
set up sharepoint with siteminder y u no use active directory??
Jay Wilson Y U No like pvp guy?
POTTERMORE Y U NO KEEP REGISTRATION OPEN LONGER
Announcements Y U No send them
HAND DRYER Y U No GIVE BACON!?
Mielus! y u no pick up ur fone???
Naz y u no work?
Neeks Y U NO TOLerant of other races
EA SPORTS Y U NOHAVE FREE LIVE FEATURES?
Yanni's Why U No go there
Garmin Mapsource Y U NO make working Maps
Inception Y U No make sense!?
SYDNEY
Cecy y u no like that guy?
AMERICAN POLITICS Y U NO WORK EVER?
AMERICAN POLITICS Y U NO WORK EVER?
Albert Einstein Y U NO GET GOOD HAIR?!
We do it on toilet Y U No look at me
Justin Bieber Y U NO NEVER SAI NEVER
BRADEN Y U NO LEAVE SERVER ON
Y U NO Make me mmod?
Football tickets y u no come in mail yet?
Quiznos... y u no open anymore??
BLIZZARD Y U NO GIVE SHAMANS BATTLERESS
Y U NO let me win?!?!?!?!
frisbee y u no land in my hand
amrita y u no bulbul no more?
GRANT Casleton Y U No wanna come home!!
Mitoy wai u no slpz
MACROECONOMICS Y U NO MAKE SENSE
Y U NO GO FASTER WEEK?
Recklesness In the trap?!!
Air conditioner y u no cool/
SavageKoolaid Y U NO LET UNION WIN?
Y U nO Work  facebook ?!?!
Printer y u no print my barcodes in correct order
Tornadoes Y U NO AVOID ME?!?!
FotoMagico y U no Faster?
roger10 y u golf like dog poo?
DLSU Y U NO SUSPEND CLASSES EARLY?!
^Showstopper^ Y U No use proper english
ewa y u no stop ._.
Just posted funny joke Y U NO geddit ?!
timeline y u no shut up!
GT Planet Y u no speek rite?!?!
Conki why u no stop aut get stuck ?!?
students on TV y u no pay attention to tardy bell?
Perfect boy y u no exist?
diego y u calling me jailbait
Y U No Show Boobs anymore???
treyarch y_u_NO take out second chance and ghost?
PS3 GAMES Y U NO HERE
TAIL y u no get in my mouf
dentists y u no ask so many questions when i got mouth full of toothpaste
TOM!!! Y U No ANSWER!!!!
halo 3 y u no stop t-bagging me?
tng  y u no give me teh jobs
HackForum ub3rs y u -3 me?!?!
Recruit Y u no shut up
COLLEGE...... Y U NO MAKE MY LIFE EASIER????
BFC y u hit farther than me??
*Ohh pump the jam lalalala*  faaaaackyou!
Y U NO GUY Y U NO STOP BITCHING?
Battlefield 3 y u no come out b4 law school starts?!
Aleksander y u No smart?
LIFE
Phillip Y U NO STAY CALM?
JAK MOŻNA KURWA  NIE MIEĆ FACEBOOKA?!
JUST DANCE Y U NO HAS MANLY SONGS
Danny tanner y u no man up
MAT Y U SO SHIT AT CS
UK INTERNET Y U SO SHIT
tom felton why u're with jade?!?!
greeks know hot sauce y u no think im serious?!
user has scam reports y u no admit?!
HENRIK SKULEVOLD Y U NO POKE ME MORE OFTEN ?
Alex Y U NO COME BACK
new facebook chat y u no good?
Sims 3 launcher Y U NO TAKE LESS TIME TO UPDATE?!?!
Work y u no start at 8?
Summer
revolution y u no revolution
Rebecca Black Why wont you die!
Blow show y u no make more episodes
Defiler Y U No Arrive
Mr. BEARINGS Y U No come out from my wheels
LILI Y U NO SAY HELLO?
Netbeans! Y U NO BE SIMPLE?!
stan smith y u no have launch codes?
It's sunday on city nord! Y u no go home?
CHRISTIAN Y U NO SHAVE?!?
Simon y u no have a job
I CALLED YOU Y U NO PICK up phone
pottermore y u no email back?
chris chanlder y u no go off swing
Helix y u no start later
Sue Reid y u no stay awake?!
CAT Y U NO SPEAK INDIAN???
Black Ops Y U NO good??
Julie Furre! Y U NO STOP GAMING WOW?!
pottermore y u no have new clue at midnight??
Kuhrap! Y U NO TALK
Y U NO MUMMY?
Gatti... y u no spell my name right?
Jorge Y U NO NORMAL!
Rebecca Black y u no stop making songs?
y u no go to youhaveadumbface.com
HITLER Y U NO CHOOSE PROTESTANTS?
dodgers y u no like winning
current u.s. government y u no read john locke?
Spacebar whyyounowork?
Y U NO BE ONLINE?
Valencia y u not let sporting win??yyy??
ben shalom bernanke y u no refund american people?
doggie y u no Let me wrek hole
Mommm Y U noo let me sleep pastt 9:30
Mommmmm y u Nooo let me sleepp pastt 9:30
breakfast burrito Y U do me wrong
dziubas! za chwilym do roboty cisnymy!
Marie Keshishian WHy you attract pedophiles?
Admins why no finish v7!
9Gag Search Y U NO Work
francuz Y U NO happy?
Y U TOO SERIOUS???!!
pottermore y u no email me nao?!
Y U NO give a piece of shit???
wake up in morning y u still drunk?
SEGA Y U no make dreamcast 2??!!
Newt y u no buy american shirts
slava y u no straight
OSCAR Y U NO STOP BITCHING
Black ops Y u no let me quickscope
Valve anti cheat y u no detect ring-0 cheats!?
Bendakh YU NO SAY HELLO TO YOUR FREINDS?
TARGET Y U NO IN LINE OF SIGHT
MOM Y U NO COOK
Newt y u no buy american shirts
fyfe y u no strong?
Vela Porque voce nao apaga?
Y u No Give me Party Hat?
Hair y u no red?
mom and dad y u no bring me back to palau!!??
EA Y U NO GIVE ME ALPHA KEY?
Australia Y U NO STEVE O'KEEFE?
y u no  no nufink
O2 Y U NO BUSINESS ACUMEN
MACBOOK Y U SO SHIT
Y U NO
INTERNET! Y U NO LET ME STUDY!?
DELTA AIRLINES Y U NO fly me home?
REECE FITZY Y U NO LOVE ME?
bradley wood y u no find da 1
Zergs Y U NO ROACH!?
blake steele y u no keep sand out??
MEME y u nO make mme laugh?!
YOUNGER SELF Y U SO STUPID?
Junk Food Tees  Y U NO deliver IN europe
customers y u complain about free phone?!?!
Jewell y u no love me?
TTT Members y u post repeat?
KBOT RESSELER Y U NOT ANSWERE
PRETTY GIRL Y U NO SMILE
youtube y u no keep same format
FROM DUST Y U DELAYED PC VERSION
Y U NO HAVE BATTERY ?!
GODDAMN IT PLAY ALONG
LEO Y U IN ARMY?
JESS Y U NO MAKE SAMMICH
Facebook users Y u so Lame?
ryu y u no beat m. bison
ken y u no stop spamming shoryuken
joe hisaishi y u you making feel me like little girl which fall in love
Kenshirou y u no spare me?!
damnit 'the 90s were all that' y u no play on regular nick channel
olivia  y u no stay at KYM
jerk y u no be nice?
hypocrite y u no do what you say?
Facebook Y U NO FUN?
Nala y u no come in?
rick astley y u no give me up
.gif Y U No Move?
Pettingzoo y u no respond?
Angela y u no post more in your own thread?
Burberry coat y u no be cheaper
Dispenser Y U No have paper towel
y u no let me in CANADA!!!
HAILEY MARTIN Y U NO REPLY TO MY CHAT?!
RECO SCRIPT Y U NO FILL OUT?!
Time Y U NO Move faster?!
DALE Y U NO SEXY AS ME
AMC Y U NO WORK IN BRAZIL?
memegenerator.net y u no let us upload our own photos?!?!
Phone y u no grab phone calls?
Cesar y u no give mi miip pike!!??
FEI KIAT! Y U NO BELANJA ME ROTI KOSONG?!
Pedro! Why you no smart!?
CRAZY Y U NO STOP GOALS
First Fags Y U NO FIRST?
OUTLOOK!!! Y U no  UNDO!
cici thitoff y u no get on facebook moar
Bela dancerela y u no nice?
LEO Y U NO KNOW WHO I AM?
BLIZZARD Y U NO MAKE WARCRAFT 4
TIF Y U no work?
CUrtito y u no have girlfriend
FACEBOOK y u no drag 'n drop photo upload?!
Notch y u no release 1.8 yet?
AMY Y U NO JUST GO TO REHAB?
facebook y u no update status anymore!!
kylee hart y u so lovely
dammit storm y u no let me play ms splosion man???
Y U nO get presents on your birthday
global english y u no work in chrome?
PEOPLE Y u NO Like Dubstep
repsikainen y u no eat fat
HEAD y u pounding???
GUY Y U NO STOP BETRAYING ME?
Lisa Y U NO cOmE drinking?
thepiratebay Y u no work?
Hayes why u hate puppies?
Me so hungry y u no take me to panera?!
HUMANS Y U NO GO FTL LIKE UR SCI-FI MOVIES
ROSE (DRAGON NEST) Y U KEEP GETTING CAPTURED
Lineup Y U No up yet?
WINRAR TRIAL Y U NO END?!
vaN Y U NO CLOSE SB
CLOSET Y U NO HAVE INGREDIENTS I NEED
MATTHEW Y U No take out teh rubbish
MIRCEA Y U NO CUT YOUR HAIR
Friends Y u no stop making excuses
Why you no guy Why do you not use correct grammar?
ELizabeth y u no know what meme's are?!
INTERNET Y U NO WORK PROPERLY
ISABEL Y U NO HAPPY IN PANTS?
y u so mean!?
Y U NO TAKE ON CALL PHONE?!
YOSHIPON Y U NO HELP ME?
simon y u no check my samples before checking in code
gOING OUT y U NO TELL MAX AND DOLLAN ABOUT IT?!?!
facebook chat y u no show all online friends
ROBYN Y U No whale?
Y U NO KNOCK? I ALMOST GOT A KILLIGN SPREE
FACEBOOK PEOPLE Y U NO ON GOOGLE PLUS??!
Relator Y U No have no respect for client?
KARA ZUKOWSKI Y U NO STOP LIKING MY SHIT?!
MAX Y U NO TALL
Friends y u no post more
Good start
patt y u no read faster?
PROFILE PICTURE Y U NO REAL FACE?
damn you pistachio ice cream y u no b bad and salty
sun y u no shine in belgium during the summer
Drexel Y U NO RELEASE SECONDARY TO ME
WRITE ON MSN Y U NO ANSWER
Stacy y u no have ring?
AMELICA! Y U NO PAY US BACK?
iphone !!! WHY U NO WORK ??!!
Vancouver Y U NO win cup?
HEY BOY Y U NO TALK TO MY BEST FRIEND?!
BOSS Y U NO LET ME GO HOME
RiCHard
you! why u not like my pics?
BRO?? Y U NO IM NOT YOUR BRO
RWJ Y U LOVE SO many songs
DUDE WHY U NO ATTACH CV?
Matt! Y U NO STOP POKING ME!
haze was named after a bank y he no have real name lulululul
OIL DIPSTICK Y U SMELL LIKE GASOLINE!?!?
XBox!! Y u Get red lights!!
TOMMIE WHY U SO SLEEPY
LC Y U MAKE BAD TABUU PUN?
Irvine y u so lifeless??
Wesly Y U No pick up phone
bRAYDEN y u no got fried rice?
justin y u no curb your woman?
nomi y u always 'lol'?
JADE! Y U NO GET A BIG ASS CHIKEN SANDWICH
harry y u no FULFILL YOUR LEGAL FINANCIAL AND MORAL OBLIGATION AS A FATHER TO YOUR CHILDREN
MAFIA Y U NO DIE
BIBLE Y U TOASty FIREWOOD?
CUSTOMERS Y U NO RETURN SHOPPING CART?
BREAKTHROUGH BICYCLE DISCOVERY Y U NO GIVE ME NOBEL PRIZE?
justin y u no get divorce?
julie y u no look like girl?
julie y u no pay your bills?
Gizmo y u no eat cookie?
Gnash Y u no have change?
hey you ipod y u no sync!
FR. BOLO Y U NO PUSH THROUGH WITH THE WELCOME WALK?!?!
KAYLEE Y U NO EMAIL EP COVER?!
shea y u no show boobs
KURADAL Y U NO GIVE JADINKO FOR ME
Japan Y U No V8
facebook chat Y U don't work
VaTICAN Y U NO DO THE RIGHT THING
Patrick kellycooper! five minitues
kimori y u no ever call?
tumblr y u no kill facebook?
facebook y u no keep hidden post hidden?
geo-targetting y u so difficult!?
Y U LIE I THOUGHT U WAS A GIRL
LACHLAN WHY U NO PLAY WITH US?
aizome y u no lrn2txt?
Little David Y U so late
yolanda be cool y u no speak americano?
livejournal y u no werk yet?
headset y u no turn off
Cats y u no named raghu
FB events  Y U no have 'No End Time' option!?
Bobrowski Y U No pass masters degree
You hid my toys Y U no want me to play wit myself
Red hot chili peppers y u no come to colorado
valkyrie missile y u no ammhoo!?!?
‎32 tabs open NOT SURE WHERE SOUND IS COMING FROM
NOT SURE IF WRONG PASSWORD OR WRONG USERNAME
Not sure if actual download button or sketchy virus downloader
not sure if trolling or just stupid
NOT SURE IF BAD MEME OR JOKE I DON't GET
Not sure if dubstep      or just transformers having sex
Not sure if freetIme Or just Forgetting things
Not sure if GIrl is Quoting Song Lyrics Or about to kill herself
I don't always use memes but when I do i use the wrong one
not sure if uppercase 'I' or lowercase 'l'
Not sure if friends are dead or playing skyrim
NoT SURE IF UNDER PRESSURE OR ICE
not sure if you're just somebody i used to know or if i just met you and this is crazy
Not sure if download link or advertisement
Not sure if hungry or bored
cant tell if flirting or very nice
NOT SURE IF I'M AWKWARD BECAUSE OF SITUATION oR SITUATION IS AWKWARD BECAUSE OF ME
Not sure if pokeball or voltorb
Not sure if exam was ridiculously easy Or i didnt understand  the questions
Not sure if undoing twist tie or just closing further
Can't tell if japanese or chinese.. or maybe korean
Not sure if real download button or sketchy website trolling me
not sure if my bus is late or i just missed it
Not sure if I am listening to dubstep or charlie brown's teacher is really pissed
not sure if inside jokes or shitty memes
100 tabs open not sure where noise is coming from
not sure if liking kony 2012 stopped the problem or people just stopped caring
But when I do
not sure if talking to me or on bluetooth
Not sure if girls in dorm are being murdered or just saw a bug
Not sure if Sure or not
Not sure if internet is that great or if real life just sucks
Hitler may have been bad but he did kill hitler
Not sure if person in bathroom or door just closed
not sure if wrong password or wrong username
Not sure if comp is slow from virus or anti virus
NOT SURE IF SCREAMING CHILDREN ARE BEING RAPED OR HAVING FUN
not sure if really miss ex girlfriend or just sick of masturbating
not sure if atheist or a theist
Something smelled bad
Not sure if madness... or sparta..
not sure if customer or store employee wearing normal clothes
Not sure if girl is flirting or showing basic decency
Not sure if prostitute or normal teenage girl
not sure if no one heard joke or just not funny
HAVE 100 TABS OPEN  NOT SURE WHERE MUSIC IS COMING FROM
not sure if mad at me or just slow at typing
Not sure if being robbed or in relationship
not sure if download link or just advertisement banner
Not sure if mw2 dlc or mw3
Not sure if fireworks or gunshots in the hood
Can't tell if text is Angry Or just no emoticon
Not sure if spanish is hard to teach or american teenagers are stupid
Not sure if printer working Or dubstep
Not sure if you actually think i'M attractive  or you just want something from me
Is this the real life?  or iS THIS JUST FANTASY?
Not sure if she stopped texting me or is just WRITING a long text
not sure if math test was easy or just got every problem wrong
not sure if dubstep or dad on the toilet
not sure if people know its my birthday Or fb told them
not sure if zombie or florida native
Not sure if quoting skyrim or actually crippled by arrow
Not sure if into me or just good at their job
NOT SURE IF HER ASS IS NICE OR IF IT'S THE YOGA PANTS
Not sure if glitch or really funny easter egg
not sure if shit got reaL or reality got shitty
not sure if before yolo.... People thought they lived more than once
Not sure if philosophy professor or stylish homeless man
Not sure if problem is easy or missing point completely
Not sure if i'm a crazy nerd or an intellectual badass
not sure if wrong password or wrong username
My eyes are boobs with a tiny white belt
Not sUre if quoting lyrics or suicidal
NOT SURE IF DIDN'T STUDY ENOUGH OR JUST INCREDIBLY STUPID
not sure if friends are dead or just playing diablo
NOT SURE IF SHE REALLY THINKS SHE IS FAT or just want a Compliment
not sure if neighbors are having sex or being murdered.
Not sure if playing hard to get or just completely ignoring me
not sure if car behind me is flashing lights or if car behind me is hitting bumps
Cant decide whether i'm hungry or just bored.
Not sure if addicted to facebook or just bored daily
NOT SURE IF             PETS MART OR PET SMART
NOT SURE IF I ALREADY TOLD YOU OR I JUST TOLD YOU IN DREAMS
Not sure if flirting or just really social
not sure if calm about finals because i know the material or because i don't give a shit
not sure if presidential candidate... or brilliantly organized troll
not sure if i should sleep or fap
Not sure if girls are getting hotter  or standards are getting lower
girls in relationship on facebook friends or lesbians?
Not sure if hater or good judge of character
not sure if hipster or homeless
Not sure if sound of dying cat in a blender or a one direction song
Not sure if construction work or dubstep
not sure if i have alzheimer ...Not sure if i have alzheimer
Not sure if like someone or just tired of being single
not sure if opening ceremony or elaborate monty python skit
Not sure if texting me merry christmas individually or mass text
NOT SURE IF DUBSTEP OR ALIEN DEATH THREAT
Not sure if guy next to me smells or i smell
Not sure if assignment is easy or if i Did badly
not sure if robert downey jr thinks he's tony Stark or tony stark thinks he's robert downey jr
can't tell if dubstep... or track is skipping...
Not sure if missing ex gf or missing geting laid
not sure if bad driver because handicapped or is handicapped because bad driver
NOT SURE IF my neighbours are vacuum cleaning oR listening to dubstep
Not sure if 'Under Pressure' or 'ice ice baby'
Not sure if toilet paper helps clean or just smears poo
Not sure if Don Glover... ...or dong lover
Can't tell if Socially akward or just considerate respectful
Teacher wants 500 words. Did It in 10 don't know if genius or moron
not sure if I just met you Or this is crazy
not sure if going to hit me  or hit on me...
Not sure if it's a new Ke$ha song or if the radio is drunk
not sure if done pooping or still more to come
Not sure if ad or download button
Can't Tell if real or chuck testa
NOT SURE IF SPEAKERS BROKEN OR JUST DUBSTEP
Not sure if clothes really smell like nothing  or im just used to the bad smell
Not sure if romantic comedy or porno.
Not sure if skrillex or the vacuum
CAN'T TELL IF NOT RECEIVED OR JUST NOT RESPONDING
Can't tell if satire or just stupidity
not sure pc got fast or ı got used to ıt
Not sure If I'm Anti Social Or if everyone I meet is an idiot
Not sure if thesis makes sense Or starting to believe my own bullshit
Not sure if Im the only one driving high OR just everyone sucks at driving
not sure if she caught me checking her out or i caught her checking me out
not sure if i hate facebook or everyone i know
Not sure if MW2 OR Mw3
not sure if what is written is funny or just the meme makes it funny
not sure to upvote because it's true or to downvote because it's true
Not sure if i like tall girls now or just watching too much olympic volleyball
Not sure if friendzoned or playing hard to get
can't tell if girl is actually pretty or my standards are low
Not sure if actual link or rick roll
NOT SURE IF 9/11 JOKES ARE FUNNY OR JUST 'PLANE' WRONG
Not sure if really Gay Or left Facebook open
not sure if japanese or korean or vietnamese or chinese or phillipino or malaysian or cambodian or thai or mongolian or indonesian
not sure if progamer or programmer
NOT SURE IF SOMEONE STOLE MY CaR OR JUST FORGOT WHERE I PaRKED IT
Not sure if I'm not funny or people just can't comprehend my jokes
Not sure if weed makes people lazy or lazy people like to smoke weed
Not sure if i really miss her Or i just need sex
Not sure if hungry Or just Bored
not sure if very angry sex or just death by snu-snu
not sure if meme is inside joke or creator is retarded
not sure if speaker is broken or just playing dubstep...
So its not a tax but its only legal because its a tax
not sure if its superfreak or u can't touch this
Not sure if flirting or really really nice
Not sure if motorcycle or car with one headlight
not sure if meme will be popular if i don't upvote it first
Not sure if duke lost or if I'm serious lehigh
not sure if trying to make conversation or just a pedophile
Not sure if ice ice baby or under pressure
Not sure if chinese or japanese or korean or vietnamese or filipino or thai or cambodian or malaysian or taiwanese or indonesian or mongolian
NOT SURE IF PEOPLE ARE DUMB OR RANDOM PICTURES WITH CAPTION ARE CALLED MEME THESE DAYS
Not sure if i hate facebook or if i hate people
Not sure if time for breakfast Or lunch...
Not sure if poke is just friendly or an invitation for sexy time
NOT SURE IF I'M A GENIUS OR MY CLASSMATES ARE JUST DUMB
Not sure if small iPad or big iPod touch
Not sure if ad or actual download botton
Not sure if MLB all-star game Or national league batting practice
Not sure if jpeg or gif isn't loading
NOT SURE IF amnesia or amnesia
Not sure if difficult subject or didn't study
NOt sure if capital 'i' or lower case 'L'
not sure if  i like electronic music or just drugs
not sure if update is big or my connection sucks
Not sure if you are bragging or just very excited to share
not sure if not sure
Not sure if underage or just asian
Cant tell if shes cute Or if i've been in law school too long
not sure if obama is winning the debate   or i just      hate romney
100 tabs open not sure where sound is coming from
Not sure if in need to take a shit Or just fart
Not sure if the bus is late Or I already missed it
not sure if insomnia or internet addiction
Russian neighbor not sure if friendly   or just drunk
Not sure to like
WHAT WAS MAN THINKING WHEN HE DISCOVERED COWS PRODUCE MILK?
I don't create memes
can't tell if dial tone or dubstep
Not sure if gay or just too friendly
not sure if beef or horse meat
Not sure if i am pro or they are just noobs
Not sure if person heard me talk shit about them or coincidental eye contact
not sure if bender or flexo
Not sure if joking or religious
not sure if the exam is so difficult or i'm getting dumber
Not sure if dubstep or being eaten by robots
Not sure if trolling or just plain stupid
Not sure if Nfl Refs or Footlocker employees
Not sure if music now of days is terrible or am i just getting old
Cant tell if fire alarm Or just bad dubstep..........
cant tell if facebook hacked  or just now realizing homosexuality
Not sure if flirting or just friendly
not sure if heavy fart or i just shit myself
No s si me quiere o solo me est&#225; ilusionando
not sure if meteor hit russia  or a nokia phone
not sUre if madness or sparta
Not sure if he acually made that meme or stole it from someone else
not sure if sex or domestic violence
Can't Tell if mw3 or mw2.5
Not sure if posting song lyrics or about to kill themselves
not sure if taylor swift writes songs after break ups or breaks up to write songs
not sure if the eggman or if the walrus
Not Sure if this is funny
NOT SURE IF TWINS OR JUST ASIAN
Not Sure if actual status or just song lyrics
not sure if socially awkward or just penguin
Can't tell if Speakers are Rattling or just Dubstep
100 tabs open Not sure where the music's coming from
not sure if he saved me or stole my kill
NOT SURE IF FEWER IMPORTANT ISSUES WORLDWIDE OR I JUST WATCH THE NEWS LESS
not sure if you're going to unlock this phone or just checking the clock
CANT TELL IF I DID A GREAT JOB CLEANING OR I'M JUST USED TO MY HOUSE LOOKING LIKE SHIT
Not sure if trolling or just stupid
feel conflicted about youtube video check comments
NOT SURE IF SOUTH INDIAN OR JUST a WEIRD LOOKING BLACK GUY
Not sure if exhausted from lack of sleep or slept too much
Not sure if biggest hurricane ever or media hype
NOT SURE IF THEY're CLAPPING FOR MY PRESENTATION OR BECAUSE ITS FINISHED
Not sure if this song was written for me or about me
not sure if hungry or just extremely bored
NOT SURE IF UPPER CASE I  OR LOWER CASE L
not sure if my idea stolen or similar genius
Can't tell if Katy Perry Or zooey deschanel
not sure if human or dancer
Not Sure if I'm genius or just Surrounded by idiots
Not sure if inside joke or I'm just dumb
NOT SURE IF HANGOVER OR STILL DRUNK
can't tell if terrible singer or rapper
can't tell if gay or just really nice
Do you smell it? That smell. The kind of smelly smell THE SMELLY SMELL THAT SMELLS… SMELLY
not sure if ever introduced myself or just know from facebook
Not sure if pregnant or just fat
Not sure if Gay Or Hipster
NOT SURE IF REPLAY OR ANOTHER GERMANY GOAL
Not sure If noob Or experienced player with low levels
Not sure if NIcolas cage is a bad actor Or Opinion is tainted duE to iNTerNet
not sure if I'm more famous as a meme or a tv Character
Not sure if dubstep or cd is messed up
not sure if trying to be my friend or trying to sell me something
not sure if food is good or just really stoned
Not sure if Hard Question Or didn't Study
Send a text and get no response Are they Busy or ignoring me?
cant tell if dubstep or just transformers having sex
not sure if pregnant or fattie
not sure if memecreator reading my mind or if i've been logged in so long we've become integrated in the collective conscience
not sure if laughing out loud or talking about league of legends
Not sure if shit pants or just farted
not sure if I'm just older and more aware or if my country is actually falling apart
not sure if virus or just os
not sure if everything is expensive or i am poor
Not sure if you want me to chat first or you don't want to chat at all
Not sure if wishing me happy birthday because they remember  or because Facebook Told them
Not sure if every girls i see is pretty or i just need a girlfriend
not sure if itch or poisonous spider crawling down neck
not sure if 12 year old girl singing on the radio or justin bieber
Not sure if i am growing old and bitter Or world is becoming really shit
not sure if she wants me or she's just being nice
not sure if friend is offline or just invisible
Not sure if quest really hard or just another bug
not sure if filipino or mexican..
NOT SURE IF HE'S A HIPSTER OR JUST GAY
Not sure if i'm looking  at a sasquatch...
not sure if gay or women just annoy the hell out of me
not sure if becoming an alcoholic  or people are becoming more judgemental
not sure if post is incredibly funny or i'm too sleepy
Not sure if contemplating suicide Or quoting lyrics
not sure if speakers broken or if mute is on
Not sure if that was the easiest final I've ever had or if i completely failed it
not sure if pokemons cries their names or people named them after their cries
Not sure if squinting or in the middle of a blink
not sure if i miss my ex or just really hungry
Not sure if chewing loudly  or its because my ears are so close to my mouth
Not sure if girl making duck face or duck making girl face
Can't tell if You're Excited or Just Love to Use EXCALAMTIOn Points
Not sure if she is flirting or just slightly retarded...
Not sure if crashed or taking a while to load
not sure if i just blinked or the lights just flickered
Studying one hour before the exam Not sure if I'm a genius or just lazy
Not sure if She is having fun Or suffering
not sure if my screen is dirty or if the image is
Not sure if i should get this bus or wait to see if the next one has less people
Not Sure if it's the end of the world Or the first day of winter
Not sure if two hot lesbians or two gay emo boys
Don't Know what's more important PRESIDENTIAL Election or halo 4
not sure if fax machine or skrillex
not sure if speakers are broken or dubstep
Not sure if still drunk or in wrong class
Not Sure if Hot Salesperson is hitting on me Or just trying to sell
not sure if sure  or not sure
can't tell if older women are getting prettier or  i'm getting old
Not sure if opinion is appreciated Or Being Mocked
not sure if afk or just ignoring me
not sure if hungry or just bored
First to finish the test not sure if i'm a genius or i just got every problem wrong
Not sure if fireworks or gunshots
Not sure if people are getting dumber Or social media just exposes them
not sure if friends remembered birthday or facebook told them
not sure if y u no guy is asking question or being sarcastic
not sure if i dont notice girls hitting on me or if it just doesn't happen
Not sure if Hitler was a bad guy for killing Jews or a good guy for killing Hitler
not sure if pissed in bed or had wet dream
not sure if vicious thug or young kid in a hoodie
not sure if the same amount people like and dislike my memes or if no one cares
not sure if assignment is too easy or i'm doing it wrong
Not sure if indecisive Or not
Can't tell if pregnant or just fat
Not sure if attractive or had too many beers
Not sure if question or statement
Not sure if start button will pause game Or skip entire cut-scene
Not sure if she actually thinks she is ugly or wants compliments
not sure if political campaign or circus is in town
not sure if muscles or good placed fat
not sure if i'm insanely brilliant or surrounded by babbling slack jawed morons
not sure if split personality or just female
not sure if my wife did the dishes or my dogs tongue did
not sure if the real life or just fantasy
not sure if done pooping  or still more to come
NOT SURE IF THEY DIDN'T HEAR WHAT I SAID or the joke wasn't funny at all
Not sure if trolling or just stupid
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD WIPE MY ASS... OR IF I SHOULD JUST TAKE A SHOWER...
not sure if trolling or just a smartass
10101010101 not sure if it is deathcore guitar tab or binary code
not sure if grammar police or just a really big ass hole
one does not simply  use the right meme on memegenerator
NOT SURE IF PEOPLE STOPPED SAYING YOLO  OR IF EVERYONE THAT SAID YOLO IS DEAD
Not sure if this is a fart or if i'm about to shit my pants
Not sure if carlton dances like white people or white people dance like carlton
NOT SURE IF EVERYONE IS WISHING ME A 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' BECAUSE THEY REMEMBER  OR BECAUSE FACEBOOK TOLD THEM
not sure if pregnant  or fat
not sure if seen all the memes or if 9gag just sucks
I Don't always create memes but when I do
Not sure if i'm interesting or she's drunk
not sure if its an old memory or its an old dream
Not sure if i walk fast  or the others are walking slowly
CAN'T TELL IF THE HOMEWORK IS HARD OR I AM RETARDED
not sure if facebook hacked or person is actually coming out
Not sure if clinically depressed or just engineering student
Not sure if liking status means i show support or i like your sadness.. ?
Not sure if pregnant Or fat
i don't always make memes but when i do
not sure if shitty song is actually good  or just getting used to hearing it
Not sure if miley cyrus or draco malfoy
not sure if wrong password or wrong username
Not sure if she's looking at me cause i'm hot or cause i'm weird looking
Not sure if wasting time Or making a meme
NOT SURE IF RAPPING... OR JUST SAYING EVERY OBSCENITY I KNOW
Not sure if light bulb is about to burn out or about to have stroke
Not sure if gay Or just comfortable with sexuality
Not sure if lunch  Or date
Not sure if MW2... Or MW3
Can't tell if great customer service or has a crush on me
Not sure if I'm bored because I'm depressed or depressed because I'm bored
is this a new episode or one i already watched drunk
not sure if really that stupid or just trolling
Not sure if 12 or just stupid
NOT SURE 
Not sure if test of emergency broadcast system or dubstep...
Not sure if Larpers or wood lurking serial murder rapist
not sure if pregnant or fat
not sure if need to shit or just massive fart
Not sure if i shoule pronounce foreign words correctly and sound pretentious Or pronounce them wrong and sound ignorant
Not Sure if thats a farm or Michigan state's campus
Not sure if creating a meme or just typing random text over a picture
Not sure if hilarious irony or clever troll
Can't tell if trolling or making terrible gay joke
not sure if underage or just a really tight ass
NOT sure if telling the truth or trolling epically
not sure if just big fart or i just shit myself
why monday is so far from friday and friday so near to monday?
not sur if i love halloween or just candy and sluts
Not sure if people having sex Or daniel bryan
Not sure if trolling or just retarded
Not sure if religion is dying or i'm just on /r/atheism too much
not sure if upvoted because its funny or because it's a community reference
not sure if troll or just american government
not sure if i love ron paul or just despise the other candidates
not sure if werewolves of london or that kid rock song
not sure if facebook picture is still loading or if it's actually blurry
Can'T Tell IF NO SHAVE NOVEMBER oR LAZY HIPSTER
not sure if dubstep or transformers having sex
Can't tell If status was hacked Or Just gay.
Not sure if actually have free time  Or just forgetting everything
Do I really want a relationship Or am I jus bored at night?
Not sure if Google is smart or that everyone else had the same stupid question i had
Don't know if I aced the test or if I'm just confident in my stupidity
Not sure if people Remember my birthday or if facebook told them
not sure if i'm listening this music because i'm sad or i'm sad because i'm listening this music
not sure if memes are funny or if it's 4 in the morning
Don't know if offline or just invisible hiding from me
not sure if it's a seizure or harlem shake
not sure if grumpy cat's frown is legit or really good photoshop
Not sure if friends tell me their secrets because i'm trustworthy or because i forget half of the shit anyway
Not sure if they remembered my birthday or if facebook told them
Not sure if Skrillex or Dropped a fax machine
Not sure if friend is trying to make fun of me
One does not simply appropriately caption a meme
not sure if developing ocd or becoming responsible
Not sure if insanely bored or just depressed
not sure if she's going to kiss me or just duckface
Can't tell if mormons or geek squad
Can't tell if chipmunks or justin bieber
i am not sure if he is gay or just nice
Not sure if shes posting lyrics or giving us a suicide note
not sure if a real download  or just an ad
Not Sure if joke or serious threat
Not sure if 12/12/12 Or 12/12/12
not sure if my neighbour is getting killed or just having awesome sex
not sure if meme is in spanish or  gangster slang
Not sure if liking a sad facebook status shows support or if it means i like their sadness
not sure if i want to go back to school or i just forgot how bad it is
Not sure if Chinese or Japanese
Not sure if my life got better or i give less a shit about it
cant tell if two black people or one and a shadow
Not sure if friends are dead or just playing diablo
not sure if girl or guy with long hair
is this what id look like if i were from the people's republic of china?
Not sure if trolling or just stupid
Not sure if SIRI is an app or murderous
not sure if guy or girl
not sure if this is the real life or just fantasy
Not sure if we pay for Internet Or are stealing neighbors wiFi
not sure if im watching animal planet or jersey shore
Not Sure if Girl is being nice because she wants to hang or just wants to have a pleasent work enviroment
not sure if she is my gf or my friend
not sure if skyrim or a new
Not sure if I'm socially awkward penguin Or if everyone is
Not sure if rolling backwards or cars next to me are pulling forward
not sure if Facebook ALgorithms hiding friends from my feed or no one on facebook anymore
not sure if atheist  or a theist
not sure if auto correct is broken  Or i finally learned how to spell
Not sure if russia has countless car crashes or countless dash cams
Not sure if obama is sincere or using gay people as re-election tool
Not sure what is most sad
Not sure if exhausted from hard workout or just really weak
Not sure if some one farted Or my top lip smells like ass
Not sure if u-substitution  or by parts
Not sure if open parking spot or just small car hidden behind truck
Girl wearing shorts and Uggs not sure if hot or cold
Not SURE IF IN NEW JERSEY OR SEVENTH CIRCLE OF HELL
Not sure if existential crisis or i'm really just pretentious.
not sure if am noob or the game is hard
Not sure if enlightenment or finalized degradation of sanity
nOT SURE IF BUS SEAT IS WET OR JUST COLD
not sure if on internet because can't sleep or can't sleep because on internet
Not sure if gay Or just hipster
Not sure if ipod stopped working or beginning of a pink floyd song
Not sure if sexually aroused Or just have to pee
HEY CARL... Good To See you.
Not sure if incoming fart or diarrhea
Not sure if i should hate the mainstream or like it
Not sure if good lol or bad lol
Can't tell if satire is becoming news... ...or if the news is becoming satire
Not sure if dubstep or dial-up
not sure if actual ending to mass effect 3 or i'm just really high
Not sure if I stunned wukong or his decoy
Not sure if girl in class is hot or just hot compared to other girls in class
Not sure if school's out for summer or out forever
Not sure if insulting nerds or commending nerds
Not sure if MW3 or MW2.5
can't Tell if smell has gone away or if I'm just used to it
Not sure if have to take a shit or just fart
HAWAII LICENSE PLATE? Impossible...
Not sure if Bug or feature
not sure if foreign or just retarded
Not sure if I'm a nice person or just a sociopath who knows 'being nice' sells
I am not sure if she will really call or just says she will
I forgot my wallet key Why didnt I just use Rimbit?
NOt sure if b.o. Smell went away Or I'm used to it
Not sure if master crime solver or csi is getting predictable
not sure if korean bands use the same four singers or i'm just racist
Not sure if I've become more attractive Or if College Girls are just sluts
voted for obama ... but can't name my congressman
not sure if stand up comedy or democrat national convention
not sure if tribal tattoo or stretch marks
not sure if I am becoming more cynical or if people are getting more stupid
nOT SURE IF I'M JUST REALLY SMART OR SURROUNDED BY COMPLETE IDIOTS
Not sure if i hate facebook or just friends with retards
Not sure if new episode or just rerun of episode I watched drunk
Not sure if sexual innuendo or just dirty minded
not sure if i look inquisitive or asian
Not sure if i came or just shampoo
CAN'T TELL IF SHE'S HOT OR... A GOOD FACEBOOK PICTURE
Not sure if Mexican Or Puerto Rican
not sure of flashing brights or going over bumps
NOT SURE IF HOT OR JUST 16
Not sure if i'm hungry Or just bored
not sure if i want sex or cookies...
Not sure if hipster or just old photo
Not sure if song is 'superfreak' or 'can't touch this'
Not sure if compliment or sarcasm
Not sure if nobody post stuff on Google+ OR just im not in their favourite circle
Not Sure if Gay Or Hipster...
not sure if bad spelling or different language
Not sure if i was watching the super bowl last night  or wrestlemania
not sure if i smell a skunk or really good weed
Not Sure if finaly Free of friend zone Or HAve Just gone deeper into it
Not sure if they're hashtagging on Facebook as a joke or actually thinks they're accomplishing something
Can't tell if lights are flickering  or i blinked
not sure if i'm missing something or if fedex shipping guy memes are just made by retards
Not sure if raving or having a siezure
not sure if hate nickelback or just easily influenced by reddit
not sure if downloaded minecraft or mein kampf
not sure if i remember ur birthday or facebook reminded me
not sure if hard or have to pee
not sure if trolling or just retarded
not sure if bug on leg or just leg hair shifting randomly
schroedingers cat NOT SURE IF DEAD OR ALIVE
Not sure if they actually like whitney houston or just saying they're fans because she died
not sure if shaco or his double
NOT SURE IF ALIVE OR JUST CHUCK TESTA
Not sure if new song by Rihanna or bieber
not sure if the final was easy or didn't know anything
not sure if i should hide that i farted or announce the obvious and make a joke about it
Not sure if earthquake or fat people upstairs
Ask for number only get six digits
wait a second... my eyes are loading
Not sure if Small hot chick or jailbait
NOT SURE IF TELLING A JOKE OR BEING SERIOUS
not sure if i buy the pop corn for the movie or the trailers before the movie
not sure if I'm happy to be in nature ...or just happy to be away from people
not sure if easy exam or i got every question wrong
Not sure if trolling Or just stupid
not sure liking my friends sad status shows support or if it means i like them being sad.....
Not sure if zombie or just movin' like bernie
not sure if sarcastic or just honest
not sure if people remember my birthday or facebook told them
Not sure if dying or just hungover
I'm not sure if you're trying to be cool  Or if you're just too stupid to spell correctly
not sure if being trolled or guy is just confused
Not sure if being sarcastic or complementing me
not sure if i get friendzoned or if i'm friendzoning
not sure if american or just pregnant
not sure if lagging scout or an enemy spy
Can't Tell if getting older is making me more cynical Or everyone in power is greedy and corrupt
not sure if still drunk or most pleasant hangover ever
bear in my bed
Not sure if mexican or just really tan
Not sure if smart or just very motivated dumb person
Not sure if new meds make me irritable  Or The whole world is full of assholes
Not suRE IF HIPSTER OR HOMELESS
not sure if i should keep refreshing the startup page or go to bed
not sure if song lyrics or how she feels
not sure if people stopped saying 'yolo' or everyone that said 'yolo' has died
Not sure if phone is broken or if everyone is ignoring my messages
Not Sure if it's a period or dirty screen
i don't always look at you like this
NOT SURE IF BRONIES ARE JUST VERY CREEPY TROLLS OR LEGITIMATELY ENJOY A SHOW CREATED FOR 7 YEAR OLD GIRLS
8/5/12 Not sure if august 5th
not sure if she IS  SHORT or I AM TOO TALL
Not sure if it's hot because it's spicy or because it's really hot
Not sure if nice ass or just wearing yoga pants
not sure if santorum was ever a real candidate or just sacha baron cohen trolling americans again
Not sure if sick or just allergies
Not sure if shitty days lead to shitty habits or shitty habits lead to shitty days
Not sure if weed or skunk
Not sure if my ass is sweaty or if i shit my pants
Not sure if mom is just being nice or is secretly testing me
not sure if creps or just thin pancakes
Can't tell if Ron Paul is a genius or a high functioning sociopath
not sure if sound of dying animal or justin bieber
Not sure if hungry or going to vomit
Not sure if prepubescent girl or justin bieber
no sure if not getting it  or not funny
Not sure if girls are stupid or they just like douchebags
Stomach hurts Not sure to eat or not eat
Not sure if our educational system is truly lacking or if people are just willfully ignorant
Not sure if pregnant or just fat
Not sure if lucky Or infertile
Not sure if she's just really friendly or wants the d
noT sure if nice ass or yoga pants
NOT SURE IF EVERYONE AROUND ME IS A MORON OR IF I'M A CLOSET GENIUS
not sure if I just hate talking on the phone or just hate talking to people
not sure if super intelligent or criminally insane
not sure if trolling or plain stupid
Can't tell if i don't like what you said or if i don't like that it came out of your mouth
not sure if you fell asleep texting or if you're just ignoring me
Not sure if i know the right answer or i'm just making up bullshit
Not sure if trolling  or just stupid
NOT SURE IF   FOX News or the ONION
NOT SURE IF OFFENDED OR JUST SLOW
not sure if asian or about to sneeze
Not sure if sarcasm or ignorance
not sure if madness or sparta
not sure if great start to year or she is mass texting happy new year to everyone
Not sure if zeros or the letter 'o'
not sure if clothes no longer smell of weed or just used to the smell
not sure if team galactic or just lady gaga
Can't tell if talking to really smart person or english person
cant tell if she likes me or just very good friends
Unexpected traffic jam or zombie apocalypse
Not sure if professor is stupid Or I'm just really smart
Not sure if pissed  or on period
not sure if ready for test Or just over confident
Not sure if high or just asian
still not sure with pediasure
Not sure if physics test was easy Or I did everything wrong
not sure if its robocop or daft punk
Not Sure If Broncos or third grade flag football team
not sure if rihanna singing or someone torturing a cat
boobies what are u thinking about?
NOT SURE IF YOUR HANDS ARE SWEATY OR MINE
Not sure if this is the Sock i'm looking for Or the sock I already found
Not sure if gun control is about guns Or control ?
NOT SURE IF FORGOT USERNAME... OR PASSWORD
NOT SURE IF PEOPLE STARE AT ME BECAUSE I'M HANDSOME OR THEY THINK I'M WEIRD
NOT SURE IF FRIENDZONED OR JUST TERRIBLE AT GIVING SIGNALS
Not sure if mainstream music sucks or i am turning hipster
NOT SURE IF REPLACEMENT REFS OR FOOT LOCKER EMPLOYEES
not sure if window is open or just really clean
Not sure if parents got me skyrim because they love me 	or never want to see me again
cAN'T TELL IF THEY'RE BEST FRIENDS OR ACTUALLY LESBIANS
NOT SURE IF OFFTOPIC OR JUST VERSATILE CONVERSATION
Not sure if pregnant or just fat
NOT SURE IF BOT OR JUST IGNORING ME
Not sure if just smart Or British
NOT SURE IF SHE CHEATED ON HIM OR THEY ADOPTED A BLACK KID
not sure if shes faking or im that good
Not sure if big boobs or push-up bra
Not sure if friend is excited or having a seizure
i don't know if i'm at the salem witch trials or a rick santorum rally
NOT SURE IF FIGHTING  OR JUST BEING BLACK
NOT SURE IF IT'S A SKUNK OR WEED
not sure if or else
not sure if talking to me or using bluetooth
not sure if it is a Chihuahua or a mouse
not sure if asian or just need coffee
NOT SURE IF I HATE EVERYONE OR EVERYONE HATES ME
Not sure if Not Sure
NOT SURE IF SHOULD MASTURBATE OR JUST SLEEP
Not sure if inception was real or just all a dream
not sure ıf Fap ıs just a sound effect or fOREVER alone party
Not sure if that guy is gay or a hipster
Can't tell if I'm really good Or just on a server full  of noobs
not sure if lyrics or genuinely suicidal
Not sure if new iPhone or apples trolling
not sure if addicted to internet OR JUST PERMANENTLY BORED
not sure if he's a socialist or just a democrat who's had too many beers
Not sure if just likes selfies or just likes self
not sure if girl is into me or she just wants free drinks
Not sure if i have Amnesia Or amnesia
NOT SURE IF FEDS CAUGHT SAUDI WITH BLACK BAG AND EMPTIED HIS APARTMENT OR OBAMA IS AN EXTRAORDINARILY BAD LIAR
Not sure if chinese or japanese ... or korean
Not sure if dress or shirt
so this is what it is like to be asian
NOT SURE IF I MISS HER Or miss her boobs
Not sure if troll or totally retarded
Not sure admins busy or just hated me and won't take my report
Not sure if my bus is moving  or the bus next to me is moving
not sure if keira knightley or natalie portman
not sure if should i go out for drinks or stay home and masturbate
not sure if the shop assistant is just friendly or flirting
not sure if the batman begins or the dark knight rises
not sure if actually absorbing information or just mindlessly staring at study sheet
Not sure if smart or just  lucky
CAN'T TELL IF WATER IS WARM OR MY HANDS ARE COLD
Not sure if Flirting or really friendly
not sure if i farted or shit myself
Not sure if really good comercial or really shitty show
not sure if pregnant or just fat
Not sure if Hipster Or just poor
not sure if duck or 12 year old girl
not sure if skyrim is video game or lifestyle
not sure if she still likes me OR IM DESPERATE
nOT SURE IF MEXICAN OR FILIPINO
not sure the below statement is true or above statement is false.
not sure if texting on my cell doesn't work or if everyone is ignoring me
NOT SURE IF IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD OR just monday
not sure to be or not to be
Not sure if foot is alseep or spidey sense tingling
Not sure if twilight's Fan Or just gay
Not sure if rejected or friendzoned
Not sure if people are really stupid or i am too smart
Not sure if teabag or just crouch
not sure if everything is expensive or I am just poor
Not sure if boyfriend or really close guy friend
Not sure if internet is slow or if nsa  surveillance  is hogging bandwith.
Not sure if woman is pregnant Or just fat
Not sure if I'm being accepted for who I am  Or if I have radically changed every part of my personality to fit in
Not sure if Denver's offense is bad or if Seattle's defense is really good
NOT SURE IF HIRED BECAUSE IM GOOD OR BECAUSE THEY WERE OUT OF OPTIONS
Not sure if doing work faster or less careful.
not sure if android or ios7
Not sure if show is good Or just avoiding going to bed early
not sure if introverted or if most people are just annoying
Not sure if wrong username or password
Not sure if sHe's pregnanT  Or just fat
not sure if that was just a fart or I crapped my pants
NOT SURE IF NORTH KOREA OR THUNDERSTORM
not sure if you added an extra x on purpose or it was by mistake
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD USE THE .50BMG OR THE CARL GUSTAV WHEN WASTING OBAMA
not sure if about to fart or if i have to start running to the bathroom
Not sure if freshmen  or 4th graders
CAN'T Tell if cd is scratched or dubstep
not sure if she likes me  or she's like that with everyone
not sure if i'm becoming mature or south park isn't funny anymore
NOT SURE IF DATE HAS A DRY SENSE OF HUMOR OR STUPID
not sure if last site visited was reddit or redtube
Not sure if Rick Santorum Article is real or onion parody
not sure if slime or new lava sound
Not sure if she ignores me or invisibility cloak works
Not sure if wrestling or if they are just gay
Pre-op? or Post-op?
Not sure if I found my lost sock Or I lost the other
NOT SURE IF MANLY GIRL OR GIRLY MAN
Not sure if skinny or somalian
NOT SURE IF R.I.P. POST FOR DEAD RELATIVE REQUIRES A 'LIKE'
not sure if lesbians  or just two good friends holding hands
Not sure if i should congratulate of if she just gained weight
not sure if she likes me or huge misunderstanding
...seems legit
not sure if forgot how to use internet or nothing cool happening
Not sure if bender or flexo
Not sure if genuine compliment or sarcastic trolling
Can't tell if in Stats class or in hell
not sure if stalking or looking at news feed
Not sure if crazy or just smarter than me
Not Sure if Dead Or Just Planking
Not sure if i smell weed or a skunk
NOT SURE IF LOSING WEIGHT OR PANTS JUST NEED TO BE WASHED
not sure if it's going to be a fart... or a mistake i will make PUBLICLY and regret forever
Not Sure If Scalding or freezing
Not sure if mom is mad Or doesn't know how to turn of caps lock
not sure if i'm gay or if modern culture causes all women to be ugly and obnoxious
CAnt tell if i studied too much or not nearly enough
NOT SURE IF TERRORIST or hipster backpacker
not sure if bug on its back or miley cyrus twerking
NOT SURE IF COMMERCIALS  GOT FUNNIER OR I'VE BEEN AWAY FROM THE TV TOO LONG
Not sure if is hobo or hipster
Not sure if lady gaga  Isn't just madonna in disguise
not sure if spicy or food was just recently cooked
not sure if lesbians or just really good friends
Not sure if mutual interest or just really affectionate Friendzone
not sure if my buddy is an apple fan or went full retarded
Not sure if being killed or made stronger
Not sure if this meme is still funny or just overused
NOT SURE IF CREATED BRILLIANT MEME OR JUST PLAGIARIZED OLD MEME
DON'T KNOW IF JOKES ABOUT BATMAN SHOOTING ARE RUDE OR THEY WERE RIGHT ON TARGET
Not sure if hungry  or just bored
Not sure if e3 2012 sucked or if im just getting too old for this
Not sure if to much hot sauce or prison raped
Not sure if I look Chinese Or Japanese
Not sure if family guy is a show or launch platform for opinionated writers
not sure if i should tuck hips back or let her feel erection
not sure if i should say hey or hello
Don't know if trolling Or just really
Not sure if new cod game or just different name
not sure if sopa-pipa is a bill or some sort of deep fried mexican pastry
Not sure if capital i or lower case L
Not sure if it's a fat european or just a thin american
Not Sure if Nice boobs Or Just tight top
Not sure if this deer is alive or just chuck testa
Not Sure if i should tell my Friends or just keep all the awesomeness for myself
not sure if i'm asian or just not sure
not sure if people being sarcastic or actually like nickleback
not sure if atheist or just agnostic
not sure if racist or just joking
Not sure if really good Or other team just really sucks
Not sure if LoL or League of Legends
not sure if super hot or standards are getting lower
Not sure if troll or just stupid
not sure if kidding.. or should call the police
I know you are But what am i?
Not sure if eyes are bad or is class projector shit?
Not sure if uppercase I Or lowercase l
Not sure if aroused or just need to urinate
Not sure if it will be a quiet fart or messy shart
not sure if iam sick of memes or  if i spend to much time on the internet
I don't know if women think i am ugly  or  to darn handsome to be approached
NOT SURE IF BIG PAIR OF SUNGLASSES OR VERY SMALL HEAD
Not sure if trolling or just a complete idiot
Not sure if woman is checking me out or horrified by my fashion sense
not sure if fart  or shit
Not sure if you look cute in every picture or i just really like you
Not sure if Tsa approves small knives because its harmless or to tell us to defend for ourselves
not sure if sure or not sure
Not sure if i have terrible hearing or everyone i talk to mumbles
Not sure if troll or just really stupid..
Not sure if listening to dubstep or has dial-up internet
not sure if hipster or homeless
Not sure if smart or just reading off wiki
Not sure if i let off the brakes or guy behind me bumped into me
not sure if flirting or just really nice
Can't tell if bluetooth or talking to themself
Not sure if i farted or just crapped my pants
Not sure if watching hurricane damage footage or jets game
not sure if cd is skipping or song shitty
Not sure if Drunk or ios 6 map
Not sure if good meme or if standards are lower
not sure if replaced by skeptical dog or just momentarily forgotten
Not sure if onion article or something republican actually said
Not sure is starbucks barista is flirting or just good at customer service
Not Sure if memes are super awesome or the most bizarre ways to voice opinions
Not sure if she's hot Or if it's because her friends are that ugly
not sure if i am smart or everybody else is just stupid
not sure if nba announcers or #1 heat fans
Not sure if trolling or just really stupid
dont know if facebook is stupid or if need new friends
Not sure if friendzoned or just ugly
NOt sure if jogging at night or leaving the scene of a crime
Not Sure If you're trolling Or just using this meme too much
not sure if these memes are getting more likes because they're funnier or because people's expectations levels have dropped
NOT SURE IF LOWERCASE RN OR M
Not sure if friends birthday Or april fools joke
not sure if now known more as a meme or a futurama character
Not sure if derp or herrp
NOT SURE IF SERIOUS OR JUST SARCASM
Not sure if i should change relationship status or go out with you first
not sure if pregnant or just fat
cant tell if gay... or just french..
not sure if art   OR RANDOM LINES.
not sure if sean connery is saying shit or sit
Girlfriend gives great head not sure if good or bad
Not sure if windshield wipers making sqeeky noise  Or my girlfriend is singing along to the radio
I'm sure there's something constructive I should be doing... ... but i don't know what it is...
not Sure if DEJAVU  OR  rEPOST
Not sure if a dollar bill is money Or represents money...
Not sure if that girl is hot Or if she's 14
Not sure if they're stupid or i'm getting old for their jokes
Don't understand if youTube commentators are really dumb or they're just pretending for your entertainment
not sure if C++ or incremented c
Someone said: Your balls are as big as my brain Not sure it's compliment or insult
Is this Awesome Or just still high
not sure if dying or singing black metal
i need my glasses to find my glasses
Can't tell if CGI Or real picture
not sure if particle or wave
Not sure if gay or just italian
does the internet catch interfish?
Not sure if party cancelled or uninvited
not sure if pregnant or just fat
Can't tell if slayer solo or chainsaw
not sure if I'M A GOOD GAMER  OR IF THE OTHER GAMERS LET ME BEAT THEM
not sure if trying to talk like a gangster or mocking blacks
Not sure If I should Read Powerpoint Slide Or starE blankly into space
Not sure if trolling... Or has no idea what he is talking about
Not sure if winning argument  Or other person just stopped caring
MEANWHILE IN JAPAN.... NOT SURE IF THAT SOUND IS A WOMAN HAVING SEX OR A PUPPY LOCKED IN A KENNEL
not sure if miley cyrus or 12yr old boy with his tongue out
not sure if your naturally stupid or if it comes from years of dedicated training
NOT SURE IF METEOR OR JUST REALLY GOOD BASS
Not sure if this is cool... or a super nerdy way to get a cheap laugh...
not sure if i'm aroused or its just stuck that way
not sure if i should get back to work or make more memes
Not Sure if next month will be end of world or if mayans just meant end of twinkies
Not sure if Zombieland's lack of Twinkies was a coincidence Or very accurate prediction
not sure if laundry is cold or still wet
Not sure if music is shitty or I'm just getting old
not sure if first world problem or third world success
not sure if joke was that funny or laughing out of insecurity
not sure if squinting or of asian descent
Not sure if she just likes my statuses or wants my D*ck
not sure if i am pro or those are just noobs
NOT SURE IF 1+1 IS 2  OR 11
Not sure If i should brush my teeTh Before oR after breakfast
Not sure if joking Or actually racist
NOT SURE IF TEXTING REAL WORD OR PHONE SAVED IT TO PERSONAL DICTIONARY
NOT SURE IF FLIRTING OR JUST VERY FRIENDLY
Can't tell if going to fart or shat myself
not sure if happy that phone battery lasts longer or forever alone
Not sure if best way is to dip cookie or bite cookie and sip milk
Can't tell if SMUDGE on scanned image Or Dirt on computer monitor
Not sure if updating or waiting to close programs
not sure if asian or staring at sun
not sure if i'h high or torres is really scorring
not sure if compliment or just insult
Not sure if she's looking at me or the guy behind me
Can't tell if sloppy signature Or cerebral palsy
Not sure if unmarked police car or crown vic with 300
Not sure if funniest thing ever or just very tired
Not sure if hearing sex or neighbours moving furniture
not sure if vocal atheist or just wants attention
Not sure if feminist or just stupid
not sure whether headphones are wearing out or i am becoming deaf from constant loud music
NOT SURE IF DOOR IS AUTOMATIC OR I HAVE THE FORCE
NOT SURE IF FRIENDS  OR JUST USING ME AS TAXI
not sure if shart or particularly humid fart
not sure if too expensive or i'm poor
Not sure if valet or bride's cousin ernesto...
Not sure if worlds falling apart or if I'm just getting older
Want make meme... Unsure if image is copyrighted
not sure if morning or evening
cant tell if hungry again already or just really bored of studying
not sure if to be  or not to be
not sure if mexican chick or indian dude
Not sure if getting old and cynical or if everyone is just stupid
not sure if clothes shrunk in the wash or i got fat
Not sure if you are kinda short or your friends are really tall
not sure if poor or just hipster
Not sure if suspicious character or geocaching
Not sure Or am i
Not sure if satire or just america
not sure if on period or just really bitchy
not sure if trolling or just an idiot
not sure if girlfriend is doing 'fine' or fine
Not sure if pedobear is hilarious or disgusting
Can't tell if being ignored or she's just busy...
not sure if going really fast or km/h
Not sure if Trolling Or just lying
Not sure if repost or seen somewhere else
Not sure if Futurama Or just simpsons with robot
not sure if protesting or just homeless
not sure if iphone4 or 4s
Can't tell if alive ... or chuck testa
Don't know if disgusted or just turned on?
Not SURE IF BLIND OR WEARING SUNGLASSES WHILE WALKING DOG
NOT SURE IF i'M HUNGRY Or just bored
not sure if chinese or japanese
Not sure if can't touch this or super freak
Not sure if cinema sound is excellent Or just really high
Not sure what's worse cold toilet seat or warm
Not sure if hungry or just bored
NOT SURE IF PEOPLE ARE GETTING BORING OR FACEBOOK ALGORITHME RUINING IT ALL
Not Sure If 2014 Is Turning Out To Be A Good Year or Bad
not sure if I should upvote might mean I'm racist
Not sure if i want to purchase tool concert tickets... or eat this month
not sure if well decorated christmas tree or new lady gaga outfit
Not sure if eating out of hunger or boredom
Not sure if really good deal or really shitty product
NOT SURE IF GAY BLACK GUY OR BLACK GAY GUY
Not sure if Oversized jacket is part of the Thrift shop Clothing joke Or Just another douchebag rappers outfit
Not sure if groundhog lied Or if major news can't be trusted
heard a girl say she only listens to justien bieber's music not sure if kidding or retarded
not sure if a gay guy    or an ugly woman
Not sure if i'm in love or just lonely
not sure if missed bus or it hasn't arrived yet
Not sure if that was dirty joke Or I'm just dirty-minded
Not sure if liking means condolence or it means You like that fact that he died
Not sure if she is hot or im  drunk
Can't tell if friend actually came out of the closet Or left Facebook open at other friend's house
not sure if troll or just true
Not sure if getting smarter or just better at bullshitting
not sure if cop tailgating me wants me to go faster or is just testing me
Not sure if hipster or hobo
Not sure if Homosexual or just greek
not sure if number of idiots in this world are increasing or if facebook posts are revealing who the idiots are.
not sure if she's hot or i'm desperate
Not sure if too high or terrible at rolling
Don't know if he's just high or just naturally stupid
not sure if you're gonna unlock phone or you're just checking the time
I dont always use the wrong meme but when i do
not sure if cannibal or on bath salts
not sure if my neighbor is having sex or taking a huge shit
Not sure if multitasking or just a.d.d.
NOT SURE IF A HOLE IN THE WALL OR A BLACK SPOT
Not sure if cat loves me or just wants food
can't tell if comment was supposed to be a compliment or if it's sarcasm.
not sure if friends like me or pretend cause i fix their computers
Not sure if she is a genius or i am just  really stupid
Not sure if team fortress 2 or hat store
can't tell if i'm awesome or if she's just being nice
Not sure if pokemon is actually fun or just insanely bored
can't tell if big bang theory is funny or they just overuse laugh track
Can't tell if he's genuinely friendly or trying to see if I'm gay
not sure if meme is poorly translated or if creator is just really stupid
not sure if homless or music major
NOT SURE IF A GIRL LIKES ME OR JUST USES ME TO GET HOMEWORK CONSULTATION
not sure if i bought a game on dvd or a program to download the game in 2 hours from steam
not sure if pants are still wet or just cold
Not Sure if my professor dodged the question or I am too stupid to understand their answer
Not sure iF hipster or amish
Not sure if facebook friends are redditors or like stealing from george takei
not sure if alcoholic or $5 pitchers are a good deal
not sure iff civilians or droids im looking for
Not sure if today sucked or just average compared to best day ever had.
not sure if it's a fart or DIARRHEA
not sure if sick or just ill
not sure if terrible kicker or just bill belichick in disguise
not sure if memory is from the book or the movie
not sure if i need new girlfriend  or need new video game
Not sure if name is kim jong-il or kim jong-ii
not sure if driving too fast or everyone else is driving too slow
not sure if funny or she is just being polite
NOT SURE IF DEPRESSED OR RATIONAL
nOT SURE IF THIS IS REAL LIFE OR JUST FANTASY
Not sure if girl is checking me out or trying to look past me
Not sure if Dubstep Or Autobot sex
Not sure if drunk  or just retarded
Not sure if natalie portman or keira knightley
Not sure if gay or from jersey shore
Not sure if shes in to me OR AM i just inside her
not sure if people in apartment next door are watching a scary movie or being murdered
NOT QuiTe Sure if I'm about to date this girl or if i've been ultimatefriendzone'd
not sure if girl or boy
Not sure if being ironic or british
NOT SURE IF SKILLED OR JUST LUCKY
not sure if non-native speaker or absurdly retarded
email asking to send money to zimbabwe seems legit...
Not sure if they laugh in spanish or agree in german
not sure if kidding or just retarded
Not sure if  judy is judge or bully
can't tell if obama's second term or fdr's 21st
Not sure if depressed because anxious or anxious because i'm depressed
NOT sure if every boy is suddenly attractive or if i don't have standarD anymore
not sure if feel prepared for exam or i've accepted failure
not sure if makin memes is actually easy or if im really good at it
Not sure if funny or really creepy
not sure if i have spring fever or i just don't want to do any work
not sure if i`m deaf or got tv on mute
not sure if i want a relationship or just a home cooked meal
not sure if i should stay up late to study or wake up early to study
not sure if happily married or stockholm syndrome
not sure if engineering girls are getting hotter or im just getting used to their looks
not sure if bum or hipster with a beard
not sure if neighbors are arguing  or just listening to rap music
not sure if i'm bad at lying because i always tell the truth or i always tell the truth because i'm bad at lying
not sure if justin Bieber is a guy  or is just Miley cyrus crossdressing
not sure if impedances are perfect or twin is malfunctioning
not sure if cd is skippping or dubstep remix
Not sure if she wants to be my Valentine or just wants my candy?
not sure if socially awkward or genetically altered
home alone not sure if I should nap or Masturbate
not sure if Ziggy  or some guy from vegas
Not sure if ears are broken or just playing justin BIEBER
NOT SURE IF GIRLS LOOK AT ME BECAUSE IM SEXY OR BECAUSE IM UGLY
Not sure if meme is stupid or creator is
NOt sure if i voted for romney or against obama
not sure if actually learning the material or getting really good at bsing the assignments
Not sure if being sarcastic or actually being serious
not sure if memes are funny or just what people do online when bored
Not sure if raped while asleep or just woke up from wet dream
Not sure if strawberry milk or the blood of virgin cows
not sure if parents are showing tough love or just assholes
Not sure if producer or david guetta
Not sure if homeless or brilliant professor
not sure if bed is wet or cold
not sure if halloween or ugly people came out from hiding
Not sure if getting lazier or school gettnig harder
not sure if binary code or korn guitar tab
not sure if shnooki from jersey shore
not sure if professional photo  or dumb girl with instagram
not sure if 1 or lowercase l
Not shure if neighbor got shot 11 times or just fireworks
Not sure if actually confused Or just really sleep deprived
not sure if bad meat or good cheese
Not sure if becoming better troll or internet getting stupider
Not sure if open schedule or if labs actually matter
Not sure if being serious... or just quoting another song
Not sure if everything is actually funny Or if I'm just realllly tired
Not sure if i dont know what you're talking about Or you don't know what you're talking about
Not sure if Girl Or boy
not sure if you have big boobs or just WEARING a push up bra
not sure if delete his comment or leave it to show his stupidity
Not sure if hungry or just extremely bored
Not sure if someone's doing laundry or that's actually what 'spring breeze' smells like
iM NOT SURE IF I HAVE SEEN THIS PAGE ALREADY OR IF ITS JUST ALOT OF REPOSTS
Not Sure if random or result of complex algorithm
not sure if frederick douglass or rent is too damn high guy
not sure if getting better ideas or so tired starting to believe my own bullshit.
Not sure if original thought  or just remembering someone elses
Not sure if they think I'm attractive or just wonder how tall i am
Not sure if she likes me or i like her
not sure if overweight or pregnant
Not sure if smart or surrounded by stupid people
Not sure if I'm hungover Or still drUnk
Not sure if i got out of a coma or just woke up at 7.00 AM
NOt sure if class is cancelled or finally on time
Not sure if Facebook or memebase
NOT SURe IF PARENTS ARE HAVING SEX OR JUST meat slapping together
not sure if i should study neurology OR PLAY WITH snow
Not sure if should be impressed Or Disgusted
Cant tell if lol or league of legends
not sure if person is extremely drunk or a zombie
not sure if this meme idea is actually good or if just because i'm stoned
not sure if quiet because everything is working or because nobody cares
not sure if trying to fool me or if i'm too stupid to understand
Not sure if being insulted or just paranoid
Not sure if aware of trolling or if trolling me
not sure if hooker or just from new jersey
not sure if first year student or mentally handicapped
Not sure if just got a text or leg just twitched
Not Sure if Insider Joke Or Just Random Phrase
not sure if sarcastic comeback or serious response
not sure if Troll or just stupid
nOT SURE IF KINDERGARTEN ART PROJECT OR MODERN ART
Not sure if actual status or just lyrics
Not sure if particle or just wave.
Can Not tell if trolling or sincere
Not sure if incredibly hungry or best meal of all time.
NOT SURE IF DEVELOPING BODY DYSMORPHIA or actually getting fat
nOT SURE IF CLOSED THE DOOR  or just pushed it
Not sure if my cooking is improving or Smoke detector is not working
not sure if facebook friends are boring or facebook sucks
Not sure if steak house or gay bar
Not sure if second wind or just slip-streaming
Not sure if he has balls Or no sense of self preservation
Not sure if worst Idea Or pure genius.
NOT SURE IF VOLUME DECREASED OR GOING DEAF
not sure if they are looking at me 'cause i'm ''hot'' or  'cause i'm weird
i dont always make memes but when i do i make it on the wrong picture
Not sure if flirting  or trolling
can't tell if parents trying to be diferrent or just can't spell
not sure if pregnant  or just  fat
Not sure if volume limit is set or if my deafness is progressing
Not sure if you're retarded or you're having issues with your autocorrect
if nobody goes to that restaurant because its always crowded then who is in there?
Not sure if maryland has the world's worst weather or if the people just complain about it every day
Not SURE IF getting DEPRESSED or just too lazy to do anything
NOT SURE IF I'VE FORGOTTEN WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY OR IF I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
Not Sure If You are busy or just ignoring me
Not sure if i had too much coffee or not enough
not sure if hate my job or just hate working
not sure if halo 4 is new or a FUTURISTIC version of call of duty
Not suRE if drunk or just really stupid
not sure if i love halloween or just candy and sluts
not sure if i delete you on facebook or still make fun about your stupid status updates
Not sure if my meme is funny or if i'm just retarded
NOT SURE IF SUDDENLY WOMEN BECAME HOTTER OR I'M JUST TOO DESPERATE
NOt sure if na'vi trolling or chinese teams really that strong
not sure if i've seen this episode of the simpsons or they recycled the intro
Not sure if she's away from keyboard Or just ignoring me
playing strip poker not sure if i want to win
Not sure if i'm 'liking' their status because i agree with them or because they're really attractive and a part of me thinks i have a chance
Not sure if thats a soft taco or a burrito
not sure if she's pretty or just wearing a lot of make up
not sure if computer lagging or noob
Not sure if it's diabetes Or just a fat Kid at MCdonald's
not sure if asphixiating or trying to sing dubstep
Not sure if she is playing hard to get or not interested at all
NOT SURE IF SHE AVOIDS EYE CONTACT BECAUSE SHE LIKES ME OR I'M TOO UGLY
nOT SURE IF SHE LIKES ME OR TOO DEEP INTO THE FRIENDZONE
Not sure if in Engineering lecture or at patel family reunion
Not sure if no work to do Or just forgot all about it
not sure if bluetooth or crazy person
not sure if girlfriend is too drunk to drive or just being a female driver
not sure if friends are actually busy or doesnt want to hang out
Not sure if it's studying or procrastinating
not sure if not sure or not sure
Not sure if person made serious life change or their facebook got hacked
Not sure if I'm stupid or cool for not knowing the houses of Hogwarts
Not sure if Remote Desktop is slow OR internet connection sucks
cant tell if they dont know i surf at work or if they just put up with it
not sure if legitimatly excited or just trolling me
not sure if bad grades are my fault or if teacher is just trolling me
Not sure if homeless Or hipster
NOT SURE IF correct house or friendly neighbor
is that smell... what the rock is cooking?
not sure if pseudohypoparathyroidism or pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism
not sure if should be good guy greg or scumbag steve
not sure if im in disneyland or high
Not sure if dance move Or involuntary seizure
Not sure if thats a transsexual  or just a girl from bangkok
Not sure if listening to dubstep Or adults from the peanuts taLk
not sure if my house is full of ghosts or drunk ninjas
Not sure if l is drinking coffee or just sugar
not sure if i once read a book about this or i just imagined it
Not sure if pregnant or just fat
Not sure if everything is expensive or i'm just poor
NOT SURE IF FACEBOOK OR NEW YOUTUBE
not sure if porno photo shoot or american Apparel advert
Not sure if beginning to queen's 'under pressure' Or VANILLA ice's 'Ice ice baby'...
not sure if caught a cold or screamed too much at concert
Not sure if freckles or dirty screen
not sure if it's a repost or just a Dj&#224; vu
can't tell if trying to seduce me or just quoting song
Not sure if i should be thankful or SUSPICIOUS
Not sure if hungover Or still drunk
not sure if getting phd in physics or math
CAN'T TELL IF GETTING OLDER OR KIDS TODAY ARE GETTING DUMBER
not sure if racist or factual
Not sure if new iphone or just plural
Zelda? But he's a boy
Not Sure IF INTO ME Or just wants something FROM ME
not sure if arguing or just annoying voice...
Not sure if building muscle or slowly dying
not sure if an engine was screeching or a girl was screaming in terror at 3 a.m....
Not sure if PEOPLE REALLY LIKE WHAT I'M DOING or are just sarcastic
not sure if I'm holding a fart or I'm holding a shit
Not sure if ugly or keep taking bad pics
FBI: not sure if music fan or gang member
I think I might be emotionally constipated I haven't given a shit in days
when i was your age i was rasing pokemon not kids
not sure if she finds me funny or if just laughing at my awkwardness
Not sure if breaking through pain wall or dying
not sure if it's not funny or i lost sense of humor
Not sure if hard or this i am just being lazy
Not sure if real news  or just April Fools Joke
Not sure if I am confused  ....or if you are
Not sure if I don't get it or person doesn't know how to meme properly
Not sure if bad meme again or joke i don't get
Not sure if true or made up for internet points
not sure if leg numb or gone
Not sure if racist or just tired of being expected to embrace new languages. english is confusing enough...
not sure if british or dickhead
i don't always get my memes mixed up... ...but when i do
not sure if joke or dumbass
can't tell if he's being nice or wants me to write code
Not sure if i know that reference or I just saw someone REFERENCING it before.
not sure if being sarcastic  or it means something else
Not sure if actually needs help or just trolling
NOT SURE IF HEADBAND IS PRACTICAL SWEAT GUARD OR HIPSTER BASED ATTEMPT TO SUBVERT EXPECTATIONS IN FASHION
Not sure if I avoided hangover Or am still drunk
Tegan cleaning fish tanks Not sure if should wait or go to bed
Not sure if customer joking or smokes crack all day
not sure if it's pronounced 'mem' or 'meem'
Not sure if has swag or just gay
not sure if people love obama.. or hate america.
NOT SURE IF I'M BORED WITH MY FRIENDS OR I'M TOO LAZY TO CALL THEM
Not sure if epic sext or autocorrect
not sure if really nice friend or calculating enemy
NOT SURE IF A REALLY GOOD IDEA Or a post ı saw whıle ago
NOT SURE IF MENTALLY RETARDED OR JUST A 3RD WORLD REJECT  DISCOVERING INTERNET
Not sure if friendly jesting or shots fired
Not sure if PArt of the problem or making it worse
Not sure if good meme or just stole it
not sure if dyslexic or stupid
not sure if overly frienly or actually flirting back
NOT SURE IF SONG LYRICS OR REALLY VAGUE STATUS UPDATE
Not Sure if natalie portman or keira knighley
not sure if cheating or just really good
Not sure if hungry or if i just WANT TO EAT
not sure if gaymer or just really friendly gamer
Not sure if miss her or just miss having a girlfriend
I Don't know if he really likes me or just  don't want to be rude
Not sure if sounds of domestic violence or really loud
not sure if smart or everyone being dumb
not sure if i want to masturbate or just a morning boner
Not sure if opponent has bad hand  or gorz
Not sure if she texts me cause she wants my d or im deep in the friend zone
Not sure if intelligent or SURROUNDED by idiots
not sure if nickelback or constipated old man
not sure if is an awesome algorithm or  f*cking google just read my mind
not sure if laughing or crying
Not sure if real emOtion  Or made up by Dawson's creek
Not sure if they focus me because i am a dangerous carry or a noob
Not sure if crush asks for my help because she likes me or because she knows i like her and i always say yes
Not sure if hung over or still drunk
not sure if hungry or just bored.
Not sure if period started or sweaty crotch
Not sure if italy are good at football or england are just really shit
Not sure if star wars is futuristic or in the past
Not sure if I should laugh or cry
i don't know if you remember my birthday or.... facebook told you
I don't always misuse my memes  but I normally have a bad time
Not sure if friends remembered birthday or facebook told them
Cant tell if its an 'f' or teacher cant write 'a' right
not sure if siamese twins or just teen couple
Not sure if masturbates or just taking a shower
not sure if i'm annoyed or amused
not sure if addicted to pot or just like getting stoned
NOT SURE IF YOU'RE GOING TO UNLOCK THIS PHONE OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
Not sure if not interested or just bad at texting
Not sure if im being shown math or witchcraft
Not sure if co-worker is too sensitive or I am really just a jerk
not sure if chances increasing or friendzone just getting worse
not sure if compliment or insult
I cant tell if she is good looking... or if i am just desperate
still not sure if Frieza's a woman or man
CHATROULETTE        Not Sure IF GIF OR REAL GIRL
Can't tell if he's a troll or just an idiot...
NOT SURE IF GAY OR JUST VIRGIN FOR LIFE
NOT SURE IF actually Snowing for the first time or just another facebook spam
Unsure if indian cricket team are match fixing or just crap...
Not sure if Understood the lesson or just to dumb to realize i didn't
Not sure if really ugly girl or justin beiber
not sure if god loves tebow or just hates roethlisberger
Not sure if hung over or still not sober
NOT SURE WHETHER I'M ALWAYS RIGHT OR you are always wrong
Do you wait for santa on the 24th or the 25th
not sure if serious or being nice
not sure if miss my bf or his xbox with skyrim
not sure if too high or that really is a cop behind me
not Sure if I'm too lazy Or Teachers give me too much homework
NOT SURE IF SONG LYRICS OR AN ACTUAL STATUS
Not sure if still loading or screen frozen
Resisting temptation to make Bohemian rhapsody refference
not sure if power is going out or im just blinking
Not sure if gay or nordic douchebag
not sure if horse head or sarah jessica parker
Can't tell if roommate singing or  a cat is dying
Not sure if this is mw3 or mw2 dlc
not sure if 0 votes OR equal upvotes and downvotes
don't know if it's justin bieber or just a little girl
Not sure if slutty or just popular
Not sure if i forgot to wear deodorant today or if person working next to me smells bad
not sure if zombie or dirty handicapped guy
not sure if school... or money sucking corporation here to ruin art students dreams
not sure if thunder or  wheeliebin
NOT SURE IF PLAYING WITH 12 YEAR OLD BOY OR 30 YEAR OLD LADY
16:30 it is time for breakfast
Not sure if  scarcasm or Wait
NOT SURE IF ITs MW2 OR MW3
not sure if good offer or trying to rip me off
Not Sure if sarcastic Or didn't get the joke
Not sure if diarrhea or exorcism
NOT SURE IF NICE PANTS OR NICE ASS
Not Sure if 18  or 13
Not sure if flirting or just friendly
NOT SURE IF FAT or just big boned
Not sure if college is making me a Democrat Or republicans have just gone full retard
Not sure if post got upvoted or ppl didn't realise the reversed votes
Not Sure if 6 or 9
not sure if greedy or just broke
Not sure if i farted or shat my pants.
Not sure if single
Not sure if I miss my ex  or I'm just sick of masturbating
NOT SURE IF YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT HASHTAGS MEANS OR YOU WENT FULL RETARD?
Not sure if sarcasm or serious
not sure if blueberry bagel or moldy bagel
Not sure if ray finkle or  lois einhorn
taco bell breakfast: not sure if brilliant or disgusting
Not sure if I'm happy Or my other personality is showing
Not Sure if I liked weird Video or Video was so weird I can't form real feelings for it
Not Sure if its justin bieber or miley cyrus
not sure if limping because of bad knees or gangsta
not sure if testing memegenerator.net or memegenerator.net stealing my meme
NOT SURE IF INTERNET HATES ME OR JUST COMCAST
Not sure if aircon in office too cold or this trailer gave me the shivers
Not sure if best of times or worst of times...
Not Sure If it took that long to think of a comeback Or if you just forgot to reply
not sure if im bad at this game or  i can't carry my team
not sure if its to cryptic... or if im just over analyzing everything.
Not sure if yOda Or 17th century poet
Not sure if black guy Or just my shadow trying to mug me
Not sure if compliment or clever fat joke
Can't tell if she is saying molly or Mali
Not sure if too high Or not high enough
not sure if cop following me at night or just normal chevy impala
Not sure if I'm a pessimist Or just have a realistic view on life
NOT SURE IF TIRED OR LAZY
not sure if finally falling for her because it took time or if just tired of being lonely
Not sure if bad quality image or screen is dirty
Not sure if Solo RP or playing with themselves
Not sure if 'It isn't' or 'It's not'
not sure if tan or just rolled around in doritos
not Sure if secretly gay or just likes buttsex
Not sure if you are high or just retarded
not sure if friend got my skyrim because they love me or because they never want to see me again
Not sure If Gunshot Or Only Fireworks
Not Sure if i lack sleep or just because i opened a biology book
NOT SURE IF FIFTY SHADES OF GREY  OR TWILIGHT FANFICTION
Not sure if understand Multidimensional temporal physics Or just watch too much doctor who
i saw what you did i think
not sure if this code is wrong or i have 30 spelling errors...
Not sure if im squinting really hard or just asian
Not sure if just petite or actually jailbait
Not sure If my neighbor smoking pot or the smell of a skunk
NOT SURE IF neighboor's listenin' to DUBSTEP ... OR just drillin' his wall
Not sure if fart or diarrhea
Can't tell if presidential debate Or 'whose line is it anyway'
Not sure if being super friendly or entering creepy stalker phase
Not sure if that wasint funny or im just too stupid to get it
NOT SURE IF I'M SMART OR  MOST PEOPLE ARE STUPID
dubstep  or someone connecting a dial-up
Not sure whether the neighbours turned off their wifi or found out i was using it
Not sure iF Real cop Or just a taxi
Not sure if guard is making sure I don't have weapons or just want to touch my body
Not sure if COMING out of closet OR LEFT FACEBOOK OPEN AT FRIENDS HOUSE
not sure if i am home because i am bored or i am bored because i am home
not sure if i already met you or i just stalked you before
not sure if i really like her or i'm only mesmerized with her beauty...
not sure if i have increased in intelligence  or i have really stupid friends
Can't Tell if Troll Or just that stupid
Not sure ıf ıt's dowloand lınk or ads
Not sure if she changed Or she has always been this bitchy
Not sure if your profile pic is accurate Or if you really are buzz lightyear
Not sure if im smelling the sea Or my neighbours wife sunbathing with her legs wide open
Not Sure if trolling or actually stupid
Not sure if bad compliment or good insult
Not sure if gay or just meterosexual
not sure if i slept until morning or if i napped until dawn
not sure if looking good without glasses or can't see the mirror clearly
Not sure if having sex or playing tennis
not sure if all the girls are ugly or if im to sober for this party
Not sure if overusing this meme still not sure
Not sure if I'm dying or just extremely tired
NOT SURE IF PREGNANT OR JUST FAT
Not sure if Watchmen logo Or walmart having a sale
not sure if I love her  or I love the sex
Suddenly realised number of Facebook friends went down by one Now who could it be?
IS THIS THE MOMENT BEFORE BLINKING? ...OR AFTER?
Not sure if easy test or If im too dumb to notice failure
NOT SURE IF HUMMING 'I JUST DIED IN YOUR ARMS TONIGHT' OR 'RELAX
Can't tell if it's the truth or if i'm being trolled
Not sure if bored ..... Or pokmon actually fun
Not sure if north korean missile launch or fire cracker...
NOT SURE IF INTERESTED OR JUST BEING FEMALE
Not sure if friends on facebook have nothing to say or I have blocked all their updates
Not sure if bobby actually cares about our weekend or just wants an excuse to talk about his
Not sure if trolling me or just a meme battle
Not sure if girl gamer or 12 year old boy
not sure if disconnected or time has stopped
nOT SURE IF ASIAN  OR ABOUT TO SNEEZE
Not Sure if Fruity Pebbles is the best cereal ever Or the best cereal ever
not sure if small cow or just far away cow
Not sure if :) text is sexual or just FRIENDLY
Not Sure If It Tastes Good Or Just Nostalgia
NOT SURE if i'm in love with her or her boobs
Not sure if Midterms not stressful or just don't care
not sure if puns getting better or just slowly melting brain
Not sure if they're having sex or they're fighting..
not sure if pregnant  or just fat
Not sure if  she farted or just hungry
Don't know if lazy or just busy doing nothing
not sure if tomato or tomato
not sure if that's a really ugly girl or justin bieber
nOT SURE IF THIS JOKE IS FUNNY OR I'M JUST REALLY TIRED
Not sure if im getting dumber Or the cast of the jersey shore is getting smarter
Not sure if I'm IrRitable Or if everyone is annoying
Not sure if '&#220;BERFALL' is meant in a sexual way
NOT SURE IF TROLL OR MENTALLY CHALLENGED
not sure if the patriots are playing against the broncos or against ghosts...
not sure if i hate latin or latin hates me
NOT SURE IF walking on sunshine or huffing computer cleaner
Not sure if cop driving behind me or a car with a roof rack
not sure if just really nice or actually into me
not sure if original or repost
I can't tell if you're trolling or just stupid
Not sure if Internet down Or JUSt no one has tweeteD
Not sure if she likes me or she just needs a pencil
not sure if its a guy or a girl
can't tell if too lazy or already dead
not sure if song is brilliant or just bad
Not sure if wearing costume Or just dress strangly
not sure if i should get coffee or just sleep on desk
cant tell if hes being sarcastic Or he is 100% serious
Not sure if Care package or decoy package
not sure if flashing high beams or just a bump in the road
Not sure if orange paint... ... Or fake tan
Not sure if being nice or just sarcasm
Not sure if being a troll or being right
not sure if they're laughing with me or laughing at me
Not sure if       messy room Or japan...
Not sure if good idea Or just really high
Not sure if living or Chuck testa
Not sure if dubstep or stephen hawking's beatbok
Not Sure if... high or having an idea
Not sure if she doesnt get it.. OR I'M getting trolled?!
not sure if hipster or just cheap
Not sure if trolling or just retarded
NOT SURE IF HAPPENED DURING NIGHT OUT OR JUST DREAM
Not Sure if seen the movie or just a very long trailer
Not sure if made for kids or incredibly stoned people
Not sure if SErious or just trolling alliance
Not sure if trolling Or just really stupid
Not sure if that was a  sexual innuendo or coincidence
not sure if ad hominem or just really mean
Not sure if dubstep or just the drill went crazy
NOT SURE IF SURE OR NOT
Not Sure if your asian or just really smart
not sure if watching soccer or olympic diving
can't tell if joking or just a sadist...
Not sure if to laugh or cry deeply
Not sure if trolling or just plain stupid
Not sure if running is making me strong or just destroying my body
Not sure if i am learning or starting to believe my own bullshit
Not sure if Facebook comment or phd thesis
not sure if she can tell i want to ask her out or just thinks i have trouble speaking english
Not sure if this is a test or a mistake
Not sure if exam was easy or i was just doing it wrong
not sure if trolling or just don't want to live on this planet anymore
Not sure if i should upvote now  or right now
NOT SURE IF NO ONE IS SEEING MY DESPERATE CRIES FOR HELP OR THEY JUST DON'T GIVE A SHIT
Not sure if showing me something cool or hinting at what she wants for christmas
NOT SURE IF FUNNY 'HA HA' OR FUNNY 'QUIRE'
NOT SURE IF MAKING MEME CORRECTLY WINTER IS COMING
Not Sure if people actually remember my birthday or facebook just reminded them
not sure if post on facebook for fun? or wanting attention?
not sure if cheap cocaine or fancy baby powder
not sure if hate everything or just craving nicotine
not sure if calm because i studied enough or because i don't give a shit anymore
can't tell if my comments are really offensive or if people just love downvoting
can't tell if meme or just picture with words on it
not sure if actually funny or 3 am funny
not sure If I should say bless you or just say 'sorry i'm not religious'
Not sure if my paper actually makes sense Or I'm starting to believe my own bullshit
not sure if poke is friendly or an invitation for sexy time
not sure if still enjoying harlem shake videos or have nothing better to do
not sure if trolling or simply being retarded
Not sure If I have norovirus or ate too many cheetos
not sure if she's a good friend or a serial killer
Not sure if meme Or meem
not sure if girl in engineer class is hot or just the only one in the class
nOT SURE IF DRUNK OR EVERYONE IS ATTRACTIVE
not sure if she really thinks im cool  or she's just being nice
nOT SUre if INTERESTED in this conversation  or just so bored that i want to get involved.
Not sure if it's satire or something the GOP actually did
Not sure if Physics are hard Or teachers are bad
not sure if chinese or japanese
Not sure if the one douchebag always finds me at concerts or there are just a lot of douchebags at concerts
not sure if lady gaga or dennis rodman in a wedding dress
not sure if trolling or british
Not sure if good meme or copied from another
Not sure If i understood the joke  Or just laughed to Not mAke a fOol Out OF myself
nOT SURE IF HAM OR CANADIAN BACON
you cant fight my memes i have all day
thinks of really funny joke for a meme  uses wrong CHARACTER to do it
Not sure if dad knows what memes are or just saw something he thought was funny and reposted
Not sure if my friend is giving me a free cookie Or he did something to it
Not sure if in New Jersey or sewage facility
not sure if candy is getting smaller or i'm getting bigger
Nor Sure If You're Joking Or Retardedly Serious
not sure if she likes every facebook post i make because she's into me or because they're hilarious
not sure if bowl is cashed or bong is dirty
Not sure if actually slutty or just slutty costume
Not sure if flirty or that's just what girls are like
Not sure if study questions are too easy or if they give us way too much information
Not sure if this is crazy Or call me maybe
Not sure if spam filter is working Or If Wifi is not working
Not sure if draco malfoy or miley cyrus
NOT SURE IF LAUNDRY MACHINE ATE MY QUARTERS OR SNEAKY OLD MAN TOOK THEM
not sure if english is not first language or just youtube idiot
NOT SURE IF I HATE EVERYONE I KNOW OR I HATE EVERYONE
dat ass can't see if pretty or ugly face
NOt sure if actually hot or just think it because only girl in the gym
not sure if stand up comedy or mitt romney speech
Not sure if the Jets offense worked or if the Bills are just that bad
not sure if sad because olympics are over or no more mckayla maroney
not sure if mick foley or cactus jack
NOT SURE IF TOBUSCUS OR JAMES HOLMES
Not Sure If I should upvote because I like it Or downvote because it's a repost
Not sure if COmpliment Or sarcasm
Not sure if troll or just stupid
not sure if that was a compliment or an insult
Not sure if liking someone's comment is enough Or if i need to put 'LOL' also
Not sure if hungry or just watched man vs food
Not sure if that man  is eating his face or they are just spooning
Not sure if repost Or if i just saw this exact post yesterday
not sure if death by snu-snu is a painfull death or pleasant death
Not sure if status is about thunder or OKC thunder
Should I be happy that I never have anywhere important to be or sad that I have no social life?
not sure if drugs or zombie virus
unsure if build works or just hasn't failed yet
Not sure if patterns in carpet or the lsd
not sure if 'werewolves of london' or 'sweet home alabama'
NOT SURE IF JOKING OR EXTREMELY ANGRY
Not sure if guy is gay or actually knows how to take care of himself
not sure if trolling poorly or just plain stupid
Not sure if Loki Or skrillex
NOT SURE IF I'M REALLY BAD AT STUDYING OR REALLY GOOD AT PROCRASTINATING
not sure if my meme is so bad
Looks like a Multi dimentional particle accelerator  O sorry Its a woman
not sure if I have a bad taste in music or most of oldies songs are better than nowadays songs
Not sure if he's serious or just the best troll ever
Not sure if creeped out or turned on
not sure if kidding Or being serious
Not sure if shy Or friendzoning me
Not sure if Pens/Flyers game is real Or sega Genesis
not sure if ham always pops in the microwave or if someone hid aluminum in ours
not sure if i'm a slacker Or just a legit procrastinator
Not sure if pokemon master or little kid being a smartass
not sure if post CAN'T LOAD or just being trolled
not sure if serious threat or just acting tough
Not sure if fake account or just unexpectedly friendly and unjaded
not sure if text sent or you found it offensive
Not sure if finally mature or being sarcastic
not sure if argument or talking to a brick wall
.....sees your low rank..... ...not sure if second account.....
does she really work at hottopic? or is she just 14 ?
not sure if dumb or just a douche
Not sure if satire or just stupidity
not sure if getting more popular or more people know how to use facebook
Not sure if brody is gay... OR he's just curious
not sure if sick or just allergies
Not sure if kony or carl weathers
not sure if anti social or people are just that dumb?
Not sure if ironic or just a horrible human being
not sure if windows 8 or windows 7 tablet edition
not sure if real date or preperatory date for friend zone
Not Sure if HUNGRY Or just bored
Not sure if I'm listening to Tom petTy Or bob dylan
Don't know if he is a really bad teacher or just a really good actor
Not sure if sarcastic or thinks i'm funny...
not sure if pokemon games are getting worse or i'm just growing up
not sure if obsessed with cleaning or expert at putting off homework
Not Sure if sarcastic or retarded
Not sure if glitch Or really awesome easer egg
not sure if young homeowner or if I should ask for parents
not sure if staring cause she likes me or thinks im creepy
NOT SURE IF 'YOLO' IS A NEW TREND OR IT'S A KID WITH DOWNS TRYING TO SPELL 'YELLOW'
Not sure it they 'didn't see me' Or just didn't want to see me
not sure if broken sound card or just dubstep
DONT KNOW IF THERES A EARTHQUAKE or just really high
not sure if music is trying to be artsy or my headphones are broken
noT SURE IF INCREDIBLY LAZY oR AVOIDING ASSIGNMENT
not sure if hungover or still drunk
Not sure if the scanner is broken.... or if he's OVER 9000!?!?!
not sure if hot girl or ugly girls surrounding average girl
NOT SURE IF TROLLINg or just really dumb
not sure if motorcycle or car with a headlight out
NOt sure if terrorist or ordinary citizen
Cant tell if this actually Happened Or you are quoting a song
not sure if in china or math class
Can'T tell if too smart for school or too dumb
Not sure if ''under pressure'' or ''ice
Not sure if english 202 or Weight Watchers Meeting
Not sure if the offset is right
NOT SURE IF'MEME' OR 'ME mE'
Not sure if more snow or blowing off trees
not sure if i've become a better player  or the games nowadays just got easier
Not sure if it's a penguin or a midget in a tuxedo
not sure if world is turning into a shit storm or if people have always been this way
not sure if she is actually attractive or the most attractive in the room
Not sure if awesome or end of my relationship
Not sure if sarcastic or just speaking spanish
not sure if it's the too fast vote page Or my posts aren't funny enough
not sure if tired of bullshit or tired of being tired
Not sure if climber or homeless guy
Not sure if manly girl or girly man
Not sure if gay or just an arts student
Not sure if so slow or did not click
Not sure if trolling or really interested
Not sure if into ex again or just lonely
not sure if should give up or keep chasing pavements
not sure if tv series getting better or i'm growing more tolerant
Not sure if bacon Or kevin bacon
NOT SURE IF SCREENSHOT FROM THE SIMPSONS OR  FUTURAMA
NOT SURE IF SHE LIKES ME  OR I LIKE HER
not sure if thunder or somebody rolling a bin around
NOT SURE IF STUPID OR AMERICAN
Not sure if troll or just caveman
not sure if peter pan is a free spirit or is a pedophile
Can't tell if fat or just layered in winter clothes
Not sure if hitting on me or displaying maternal nurturing instinct
either speaker is broken or dubstep
Not sure if Trolling Or actually Serious
Not sure if still drunk or not hungover
are we human? or are we dancers?
Not sure if actual hipster or ridiculous costume
Not sure if phone's dead or he is
Not sure if real or chuck testa
not sure if cop or just a bike rack
not sure if optional or 'optional'
NOT SURE IF ANGRY OR FALLING ASLEEP
not sure if rat or just hairless chihuahua
NOT SURE IF FRANCE PLAYED BRILLIANTLY OR ALL BLACKS ALMOST CHOKED
Not sure if mold on Bagel or just Blueberries
GIRL TELLS YOU SHE IS PREGNANT NOT SURE WHETHER TO LOOK HAPPY OR CONCERNED
Not sure if emo or just homeless
Can't tell if real life or just a fantasy
Neighbors blaring In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida Not sure if pissed.
not sure if post-grunge or alternative metal
Not sure if really hungry or just bored
not sure if updating from cell phone or via dsi
not sure if thats shoes in the dryer or if its dubstep
Not sure if sucking or the noob is cheating
not sure if ı am beıng braınwashed or becomıng a respectful cıtızen
Not sure if lights flickered or just blinked
Can't tell if trolling OR JUST STUPID
not sure if shop is getting robbed or black guys works at the counter
NOT SURE IF FLUFF OR SPIDER.
EA I see what ur up to
Not sure if all bitches is women
not sure if stupidity or low self esteem
not sure if punk rock.... ...or just can't play instruments
Not sure if teabagging Or just crouching a lot
Not sure if crepe or just really thin pancake
not sure if gay or just european
Not Sure if High or crazy
can't tell if blocked the spam or just all users
Not sure if missing her friends or needs something from them
not sure if see you soon means she wants to see me soon or never again
not sure if making progress or gaining friend zone levels
Not sure if i took my shot or forgot to pour it
not sure if this cadbury egg is full of nougat or regret
Not sure if friendly Or just really creepy
Not sure if hipsters  or hippies with trust funds...
Can't tell if running for governor or next food network star
Not sure if really good Or just bad opponents
not sure if shadow in road or a giant pot hole
not sure if cry for attention or usual unintelligible ramblings
Not sure if spending 500 billion dollars on the us Army a year is a secret plan to CONQUER the world or just makes us feel important.
Not sure if 'I see wiener' or 'Icy Wiener'
Not sure if soap in urethra or chlamydia
not sure if uppercase o or the number 0
got tagged on fb not sure if this is a good thing
not SuRE if you are bragging or complaining
Not sure if should post OBLIGATORY New years wish Or just play it cool by liking everybody else's
just been told my video is 'cute'... not sure if it's a compliment or insult
not sure if flirting.. or waitress
Not sure if i should be happy or just cry myself to sleep
You stopped talking to me but continue to like all my instagram pics
Woman crush wednesday same day as hump day
Not sure if really cool Or really gay
Not sure if people who trust either party are slow or if they suffer from Stockholm Syndrome
note to self don't brake check a range rover
I Don't Know if  i am blind  or you are just too ugly
not sure if all my friends changed or i just never had them to begin with
Not sure if uterine cramp Or just need to poop
Not Sure if Steam Servers are Struggling Or my Bank is trying to stop me buying more games
Not sure if i care oh wait i dont care
Not sure if going to be sad about tomorrow or excited for the future beyond it
Not sure if Genius  or really good at using google
Not sure if sarcastic or actually that stupid
Not sure if my friend is AFK Or he purely and simply ignores me
Not sure if people who comment on yahoo articles are stupid or they're just republicans
Not sure if Serious Or Trying to use Sarcasm over the internet
Not sure if girlfriend is CONGRATULATING defeating a boss or being scarcastic
not sure if i shoulD REVISE FOR THIS TEST or make a meme about revising for a test
not sure if it's a boy or a girl
Not sure if funny joke Or masked religious innuendo
WHO watches the watchmen?
Not sure if guy at gym is verbally Abusing his partner  or motivating her.
Not sure if too late to nap or too early to go to bed
Not Sure if he's playing wrong notes or is a jazz musician
Not sure if ordering a record or constructing a build-a-bear
not sure if diabetes clinic or wal-mart
Not sure if hates me Or wants to have sex with me
Not Sure if north korea serious this time or if its just the same old shit
Did i Just fart? Or did i shit my pants?
Not sure if theyre saying words or are just making noises
Not sure if boss is just being Nice Or he wants to fire me
dont know if joe biden is retarded or just trying sabotage the liberal agenda
NOt sure if loves life or if just had energy drink
NOT SURE IF HE DIDN'T SEE MY QUESTIONS OR JUST DIDN'T WANT TO ANSWER THEM
NOt sure if they're clapping for my presentation or because it's over
not sure if tired from work or just plain lazy
Not sure if Asking Alexandria guitar tabs or binary code
not sure if girl or skrillex cosplay
Not sure if special military christmas dinner was really good or just used to really shitty food
not sure if students are asking legitimate questions or are trying to get me off-topic to hold up the lesson
not sure if i wanna wait for iphone 5s or galaxy s4
Can't tell if Buddy is Trying to hit on me ...or his girlfRiend hacked his FB
not sure if full of swag or extremely incompetent
Not sure if Russian or just angry
not sure if she likes me or if she is just being polite
not sure if its hot in here or i popped a molly
not sure if upset because of their spoiled and ungrateful remarks or because they are still getting presents way cooler than mine
Not sure if excited for Christmas or doctor who
Not sure if piece of steel Or a MacBook
not sure if proper grammar makes me educated or condescending.
if i crash facebook... wiil ppl remember they can write emails?
not sure if i'm just that good or everyone else sucks
Not sure if people saw my my status or they honestly do not care
The only thing holding my eyes open Are these two strange black beady things
not sure if telling the truth  or just want me to feel special.
NOT SURE IF A GIRL WITH SMALL BOOBS OR A BOY WITH MAN BOOBS..
Not sure if  really mad or just period
not sure if i like to be drunk at the bar or have to be drunk to like the bar
Not sure if trolling or just an idiot...
Not sure if economy is more important Than treating My friends like people
not sure if too stoned to be funny or not stoned enough
Not sure if i'm getting dumber or tests are getting harder
Not sure if the kid is taking a shit or dancing to gangnam style
Not sure if sarcasm or just stupid
Not sure if cold or enjoying music
Not sure if you are completely ignorant or if you just have no COMPREHENSION of human psychology and social behaviour
unsure if crazy... ...or just surrounded by idiots
not sure if limited edition or just saying that to sell faster
not sure if dubstep or transformer sex
not sure if she likes me or shes just being nice
Not sure if rappers wanna buy beats or waste my damn time
Can't tell if text wasn't sent or she's just ignoring me
Not sure if food actually tastes good or i'm just hungry
not sure if helium makes our voice high or air just makes it low
not sure if girl at bar gave fake number or all phone numbers start with 555
not sure if asleep or still doing homework
not sure if i am hungry or bored
Not sure if my texts are going through or your just ignoring me
Not sUre if i hear dubstep or a butt after taco bell
Not sure if butt is sweaty or just sharted
Not sure if computer is laggy or it just doesn't like me
not sure if hot fart
Not sure if serious or trolling
Not sure if Internet is slow or it's a solar flare
not sure if GF farted or opened cheetos
Not sure if she is Carly rae Jepsen or if she is maybe
not sure if boromir or ned stark
not sure if Thunder fans or just hate the heat
Not sure if ugly woman or attractive man
Not sure if neighbours are having sex or being murdered
Not sure if i miss you Or i am just bored
nOT SURE IF i value your friendship or i want to do your sister
Not sure if dead or just recon
Not sure if i should kill him for callin me a ginger or just steal his soul instead
Not sure if protective or jealous
not sure if a sponge hit me or i just elbow boobed someone
Not sure if diablo servers down or i'm failing login minigame
not sure if raging alcoholic or from wisconsin
NOT SURE IF REALLY DUMB OR SUCCESSFUL TROLL
Not sure if nice bad guy or bad nice guy?
Not sure if not sure
Not sure if touch Or Touchy
not sure if fart or shit
not sure if arithmetic or emoticon
Not sure if republicans want more wars or  just that stupid
Not sure if customer hates me OR JUST IS A F#$KING IDIOT
Not sure if part of boring samey rap song ...or if the cd is skipping
Not sure if sure or unsure
not sure if it's bastiani or simply a shit
NOT SURE IF IM RECEIVING A FAX OR SKRILLEX
Cant tell if high or sleepy...
not sure if those are really short shorts or denim underwear
NOT SUre if I like Childish Gambino oR JUST LOVE TROY
Not sure if memes aren't funny or im too old
not sure if i'm starving or need to throw up
not sure if you guys are special or just dumb
Not sure if trolling or just real dumb
if practice makes perfect
cant tell if annoying or just naturally stupid
Not sure if dubstep or bad reception
Not sure if duck season or rabbit season
not sure if from new york state or dui offender
not sure if he's black or it's just the light
Not sure if April Fool's Joke or congratulations are in order
when typing password
not sure if high or stoned
Not sure if greatest show ever or just slightly less terrible than everything else
NOT SURE IF BUG OR FEATURE
Not sure If artistIc Or 'artistic'
Not sure if that's a pear tree in bloom or if gondor finally got a publix
not sure if tebowing or just narcoleptic
Not sure if I'm unlucky or if the universe is trying to tell me something
not sure if boobs are shrinking or sports bra is stretching
cant tell if girl is with dad or with boyfriend
not sure if needing urinal or toilet
Not sure if speaking parseltongue or just really drunk
not sure if im addicted to halo or just really good
Not sure if crazy Or just really nice
Not sure if nice ass or fat ass in workout pants
Not sure if friends are trying to cheer me up or they actually hated her
NOT SURE IF YOUR ANTI SEMETIC OR JUST TELLING A MEAN JOKE
Not sure If someone just came home Or if my house is haunted
Not sure if actually interested... or being sarcastic.
Not sure if song lyric or just emo
can't tell if physics teacher or just plumber
not sure if losing weight or pants wearing out
Not sure if hates all of you or just nicotine withdrawal
not sure if have tourettes or meep meep
not sure if i'm dumb or it's the teacher's fault
not sure if hungover or actually sick
Not sure if flirting or just really friendly
not sure if my family is condoning my binge drinking or if they just figured out the facebook like button
not sure if Whitney or publicity stunt
Not sure if finish essay or play skyrim
Not sure if My internet is laggy or the server
not sure if person is talking to themself on facebook or someone blocked me
Can't tell if you're bEing cute Or lying
NOT SURE IF FILIPINO OR POOR KOREAN
Not sure if gay or just joking
Not sure if hair touching arm or small spider
not sure if teacher with lazy eye is staring at me  or staring at the wall
NOT SURE IF SELF-EmPLOYed or just unemployed
NOT SURE IF I STUDY OR JUST READ IT
can't tell if booger  or cocaine snot
Not Sure if cop or someone else driving a crown vic
not sure if easy or just doing it wrong
can't tell which minority you are
not sure if i met her or just stumbled on her account while stalking in facebook
not sure if lying or being economic with the truth
not sure if it is hangover or somebody punched my face yesterday
NOT suRE IF INTELLIGENCE OR CUMULATIVE KNOWLEDGE
GIRLFRIEND IMPRESSED BY ENGLISH SKILLS OR JUST BEING SARCASTIC
Not sure if happy or just drunk
Not sure if ignoring me or in the shower
not sure if uneducated or just dumb
not sure if my smile is weird or i forgot how to smile
Not sure if offended Or just       signed off
Not sure if post came from 9gag or tumblr
Not sure If I'm sure Or not
Not sure if random boner or ninja giving handjob
Not sure if watching too much community or watching too many movies
Not sure to do test by self or cheat the moron next to me
NOT SURE IF I HATE MY JOB OR MY COLLEAGUES AND CUSTOMERS
not sure if i deleted FB FRIENDS or they deleted me
not sure if you don't know the meaning of the word 'democracy' or  hypocrite
Not sure if old picture or just hipsters
Not Sure if typo or clever pun
not sure if weed LEGaLISATION is becoming bigger topic or just on reddit too much
is this seat cold... or wet?
not sure if my jokes are not funny or people just don&#180;t get them
Not sure if Want back or front
not sure if just fart or actually sharted
NOT SURE IF pre-ganglionic fiber OR post-ganglionic nerve
not sure if justin bieber or just a little girl
Not sure if lesson is boring or sleepless night
NOT SURE IF DUBSTEPPING OR HAVING A SEIZURE
not sure if tipsy or overly tired
not sure if no hangover or just still drunk
not sure if i want her or her friend
Not sure if sexual innuendo or talking about golf
Not sure if troll or just obsessed
Not sure if that was mayo or semen
not sure if troll or actually nice
NOT SURE IF PREGNANT OR JUST FOOD BABY
Not sure if there's a ton of squirrels on campus or it's the same two squirrels messing with me
Awesome movie or bad judgement?
not sure if toilet vacant or door unlocked
NOT SURE IF INTERNET'S DOWN OR REALLY SLOW BROWSER
Not sure if game lagging or just computer
NOT SURE IF PREGNANT OR JUST FAT
not sure if planking or dead
not sure if occupying or line for starbucks
Not sure if typing... or just trolling
Not sure if little girl or justin bieber
I'm not sure if it is dubstep or transformers have sex
Not sure if real or Battlefield 3
NOT SURE IF TROLLIN ... OR JUST PLAIN STUPID
Not sure if inbred or just Fugly
Not sure if in a relationship or trap
NOT SURE if it's female OR TRANNY
Not sure if hipster boyfriend or gay best friend
GOVERNMENT and MEDIA Seems legit
Not sure if fortune cookie fortune or lyrics to journey song
not sure if pedo or just socially awkward
Truce in Kamchatka? Only for 3 turns...
not sure if i knew it before OR just made IT up
not sure if jobs died or elaborate troll
not sure if i came up with this or you said it earlier
not sure if alive or chuck testa
not sure if want or just intrigued
not sure if lyrics or actual status
Not sure if poison or powdered sugar
Can't tell if stealing memes from reddit OR reddit stealing memes from us
not sure if talking about life or just song quote
Not sure if vibrator Commercials are Distrubing Or arousing
Not sure if compliment or insult
not sure if asleep or just asian
Not sure if troll or just twelve
not sure if pregnant or just fat
not sure if caption is gonna hide my face
NOT SURE IF OVER QUALIFIED OR EVERYONE IS RETARDED
Not sure If Serious
not sure if not sure or just asian
Can't tell if gay... ...or just hipster
CAN'T TELL IF BEING SERIOUS OR HILARIOUSLY SARCASTIC
Not sure if restaurant service is really slow or just reallyy high
not sure if advice dog is supposed to give good advice or really stupid advice
not sure if bad joke or good troll
not sure if miley cyrus or white trash
not sure if have chance with her or if just optimistic
Not sure if trolling or actually condescending
Not Sure If I Need To Cheer Up
Not sure if good at writing or just really good at bsing
not sure if pregnant or just fat
Not sure if gay or really good freind
you don't know what was i'm saying
not sure if she knows i'm trying to stay out of the friend zone or just thinks i'm emotionally distant
not sure if she wants me to ask her out or just enjoys laying on the flirts
not sure if her asking me if i am seeing anybody means she's interested or just making conversation
not sure  what to make meme about
not sure if wink means she thinks i'm cute or if just her sense of humour
Not sure if you dont like my photos or just havent liked my page yet
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD LIKE OR COMMENT...
NOT SURE IF AN OLD LADY OR A RAISIN
Not Sure If having one fifth the worlds debt makes us bad spenders Or just real good friends with china
I dont know if making memes is funny or if i caught on way to late
Not sure if this is encouragement or peer pressure
the like concept was my idea fb stole it
legit as an adverb? seems legit
NOT SURE IF HIGH OR JUST INCREDIBLY STUPID
Can't tell if expression is angry... Or she's holding back a '#2'
Not sure if teacher is speaking a foreign language or speaking math
Not sure if chinese olympian little boy or little girl
not sure if driver infront of me is intentionally swerving or myocardial infrarction
not sure if she likes me or just sucking up for my help
not sure if you understood everything or you weren't even listening
Not sure if compliment or being made fun of
Not sure if trying to troll  or trying to make a point
not sure if ugly girl or pretty guy
SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD i go?
Not sure if informed or entertained
Can't tell if onionesque satire... Or tea party propaganda...
Don't know if trolling or being serious
Not Sure if drunk or 'love actually' is really so awesome
No hots girls ever ask me out... they probably think i'm out of their league.
Not sure if people think im that stupid or if they think they are that smart
NOTSURE IF DUMB OR JUST REALLY NOT SMART
Not sure if bad ass or fat ass
not sure if beard looks good or just hides ugly face
Not sure if S3 finals Or concert
Not sure if the furlough is free vacation time or going to screw me over
so you are telling me you like nutella
Not Sure if Hoyer is good.. or Vikings Pass Defense is that bad.
not sure if she is playing hard to get or friendzoning me
Not sure if poor MANUFACTURING or THE work of A genius man
not sure if ios 7 or jellybean
Not sure IF GIRLFRIEND IS MAD AT ME OR JUST ON HER PERIOD...
Fuck the police
Not sure if slow internet or livememe
not sure if ipad mini or just iphone
Not sure if I only hate mondays or just weekdays
Not sure if means dumb by Asian standard Or normal Standard...
not sure if beautiful or just make up
Not sure if i'm in denial or denying that i'm in denial
Not sure if i should laugh or just stay quiet
Not sure if no one sits next to me on the bus by chance or if i'm ugly
NOt sure if Alzheimer's or just using bluetooth
Not sure if childishly stupid or stupidly childish
Not sure if you're lying Or just wrong
not sure if i blinked or the lights went out for a milisecond.
unsure if watching news more or  world becoming more screwed up
NOT SURE IF IT'S OVERHEARING THE NEIGHBOURS TALK ABOUT RANDOM BULLSHIT THAT ANNOYS ME OR THE JANNER ACCENT IN GENERAL
not sure if i'm a hipster or if i'm just cooler than everyone else
not sure if blocked him or he/she blocked me
Not sure is justin bieber or dying cow
not sure if well hydrated or abnormally small bladder
not sure if tired or had too much sleep
not sure if  actually gained the up arrow or gave it to themselves
not sure if crazy person or talking on bluetooth
Not sure if baby moved or bowel movement
not sure if easter or winter is coming
Not sure if Radio said Multi 21 Or Overtake Webber
When people go underwater in movies
Not sure if that was cottage cheese or old milk
NOT SURE IF TALKING IN BLUETOOTH HEADSET OR JUST CRAZY SEATTLE PERSON
Dont know if her poo smells like perfume Or her Perfume smells like Poo
not sure if dieing cat in a blender.....or Justin beiber
not sure if gay or like to poke christians with a stick
not sure if dumb guy pretending to be smart or smart guy pretending to be smart
NOT SURE IF REALLY UGLY WOMAN OR THE POPE
Not sure if typo or trying to type like a cat
not sure if absolution is a hitman or a splinter cell game
Not sure if jack is gay or just likes ugly girls
Can't tell if good news or 'good news'
Not sure if meteor/asteroid day was cosmic event of massive significance or hit & miss.
not sure if high or just tired
not sure if tired from homework or sex
NOT SURE IF I REALLY LIKE BALTIMORE OR REALLY HATE THE PATRIOTS
not sure if taylor swift is sad over the breakup or excited for the new album sales
not sure if success kid is successful or just really damn lucky
NOT SURE IF trying to be funny or just bad english
not sure if i love cursing or just touretts
cant tell if everyone is pregnant on my newsfeed or if they're the only one with time to post on my newsfeed
Not sure if shes staring at me because im im hot or really ugly
NOT SURE IF FANUSA  OR FOSTATA
Not sure if pumped up on enough meds  or actually feeling better
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR JUST NOOB
Not sure if they are speaking swiss german or really angry welsh
not sure if i want to upvote for cuteness or downvote for stealing
Not sure if glorious danceclub or notorious stripclub
Can't tell if joking or just really stupid
Not sure if I'm sure or I'm sure that I'm not sure
NOT SURE WHAT'S WORSE KNOWING YOUR LOGIN FOR MYSPACE OR STILL HAVING ONE
NOT SURE IF I TOOK THAT THE WRONG WAY OR THIS GUY'S JUST A WALKING BAG OF DOUCHE
NOT SURE IF STEWIE GRIFFIN  OR A MELON
Not sure if worlds most intereseting man Is really all that interesting
NOT SURE IF END OF THE WORLD HAS BEEN POSTPONED  OR IT WAS BULLSHIT TO BEGIN WITH
No sure if ur weird or copying me
Not sure if i should read the title first to understand the post or that would ruin the post
Not sure if boy or girl
NOT SURE IF INTERNET IS BROKEN Or I live in africa
Not sure if it's good engineering or we just got real lucky
Cant tell if russian spyware or just icq
Not sure iF treating OR trolling
NOT SURE IF posting SONG LYRICS OR SUICIDE NOTE
Not sure if mists of pandaria or kung fu panda
Not Sure if good product or just good marketing
Not sure if I like my major Or the hot chicks in it
not sure if i know what i talk about or talk what i know about
not sure if tebow is bad quarterback or really good fullback.
Not sure if the exam Was short or if I forgot to do the back of sheet
not sure if hands are freezing or if neck is really hot
not sure if your dumb or doing it on purpose
Not sure if I'm starting to like dental school or stockholm syndrome
not  sure if you're going to unlock this phone or just checking the clock
not sure if i should i watch m.o.t.d for the villa match ? or to laugh at the arsenal match
not sure if player or just likes to crush a lot
Not sure if I care Or don't
NOT SURE IF YOU ARE GONNA UNLOCK THIS PHONE OR JUST CHECK THE CLOCK
NOT SURE IF I LIKE HIM OR JUST TOO DESPERATE
not sure if cats fighting or dubstep
Not sure if applying for many different job positions at the same place of business  shows that i'm open to many different job opportunities or i'm just desperate
noy sure if i'm original or reject from 'the simpsons'
not sure if getting sick or just clinically depressed
not sure if happy for me or happy that i m leaving
not sure if creator is retarded or inside joke
Not sure if iphone screen is taller Or Me shoRter
nOT SURE IF SICK OR JUST BODY LOOKING FOR excuse to get out of school
NOT SURE IF SNOT TISSUE OR FAP TISSUE
Not sure if page has stopped posting good content Or just completely desensitized
Not sure if high or just asian
Not sure if a real doctor Or jUst zoidburg
not sure if downy or just fugly
Not sure if tv glitching Or obama hesitating
NOT SURE IF WIZ KHALIFA
not sure if exam was easy or i just finished early cause i have everything wrong
not sure if kids shows getting worse or just getting older
not sure if working or turning into a slave
not sure if gay or handsome
Not sure if he can play tekken or is just pressing buttons
Not sure if unsure or just not caring
not sure if being nice or trying to steal girlfriend
not sure if cgi Awesome or shite
Not sure if I have high self esteem or delusions of grandeur
Not sure if refs are rely this bad or if we notice because we were told they are replacements
Not sure if shitty driver or amazing driver who knew exactly what they were doing
Not sure if chinese  or maths
Not sure if I 've lost weight or the scale is afraid i'll smash it unless it lies
Not sure if i'm stupid or just tired
NOT SURE IF PREGNANT OR JUST OBESE
not sure if its pronounced meem or me-me
not sure if crazy or should be president
NOt sure if real live robot  or some kind of cheesy new year's costume
Not sure if drunk and have beer goggles or just too drunk to care
not sure if man city won the bpl  or bought it
NOT SURE IF CHINESE OR JAPANESE OR KOREAN
NOT SURE IF i should ignore her or tell the awful truth
NOT SURE IF POLITICIAN  OR JUST TROLLING
Not Sure If misty or fry
Not sure if internet speed has increased or school is empty
I AM NOT INDECISIVE OR AM I?
Bronies ruin everything? Yep
Can't tell if i'm done or just uninspired
Not sure if PURPOSELY misusing meme or just stupid
Not sure if sarcasm 0r actually enjoyed joke
NOT SURE IF IT'S THE BEST SONG IN THE WORLD OR IT JUST FITS MY MOOD TODAY
Not sure
not sure if its dubstep or robots raping eachother
not sure if entertained by tv show or just avoiding work
NOT SURE IF jACKSON CROWLEY OR tROLL FACE
Not sure if cheating or just good
NOT SURE IF GAY OR JUST REALLY CONFIDENT
not sure if gay or just meterosexual
NOT SURE IF SORE FROM GYM OR SLEEPING ON COUCH
not sure if its angelina jolie or aletta ocean
not sURE IF HUNGRY OR BORED
Not sure if squinting or just asian
Not Sure if Going ham Or Just Going Turkey?
not sure if eduard khil has died or he's just trolling us
NOT SURE IF DOG IS PROTECTING ME  OR RACIST AGAINST BLACK PEOPLE
not sure if checking profile page to talk or to stalk
Not sure whether hit all time high or rock bottom
Not sure if racist or just funny
Not sure if cute or looks like a guy
Not Sure If 2012 wORLD eND oR faT PEOPLE MOVING
not sure if song in commercial is... good feeling or levels
not sure if i eat the cake or give it to my girlfriend
NOt sure if being funny or potential serial killer
Not sure if you know what a meme is or it's your first day on the internet
Not sure if you are a nice idiot or fighting my sarcasm with sarcasm
Not sure if underage or just going for the innocent look
not sure if the lunch lady is a man or just has a really thick mustache
Not sure if it's smart to call about my application Or just to wait to hear back.
Not sure if I hate when Im bored .or I just hate myself cuz Im too lazy and I never do anything not to be bored
not sure if its a person or if its just a ginormous scary lion....
Not sure if zooey Deschanel or just katy perry
NOT SURE IF BURGUNDY OR CARMINE
not sure if kill the reapers or control them
Not sure if Warcraft 1 OR RUNESCAPE
not sure if in love or just really like the sex
Can't tell if Mentally handicapped or just republican presidential candidate
Can't tell if sincere  or sarcastic
Not sure if hot girl or really dark dance floor
Not sure if Double take-hot problems is a parody or real
Not sure if light black or EXTREMELY tan
not sure if badass tattoo or gay pride symbol
not sure if omnipresent or just famous
Not sure if crying or just laughing
Not sure if mind-blowingly attractive or a mildly amusing meme
NOT SURE IF It's a Badly Wrote ARTicle OR written for MAC users
not sure if hipster or homeless person
NOT SURE IF TURNED ON OR DISTURBED
not sure if smart or just went on wikipedia
Not sure if the first year students every year getting smaller or that we're getting taller
not sure if she likes me    or just wants a ride
Not sure if being trolled Or not getting the joke
Not sure if really stupid or just trolling
Not Sure if boner Or crease in trousers
not sure if really wasted or just welsh
Not sure if it's really their birthday or just april fool's day
not sure if date or raisin with elephantitis
Not sure if i know what you mean or i want you to mean what i know
Not sure if you're going to unlock this iphone or if you're just checking the time
not sure if it's stalking if they posted the pictures in the first place
not sure if trolling or alzheimer
Not sure if troll Or Just blonde
not sure if nexon having problems or just trolling players..
Not sure if exercising or running from crime scene
Not sure if the world is changing or people just pretending better
not sure if i have low self confidence or if i have low confidence for everyone else
not sure if cold or super excited
NOT SURE IF THIS IS THE REAL LIFE OR IS IT JUST FANTASY
Not Sure if Sixth sense or just really good luck
not sure if im working hard or hardly working
not sure if irony or irony
not sure if stoner or art teacher
What if youtube hasn't bugged and i really am the 301 viewer?
Not sure if Parents are home Or just the Tv
not sure if stupid or just an average girl
NOT SURE IF FLIRTING OR CAMPAIGNING
serious and gay or sarcastic and funny
Not sure if super genious or everyone else getting dumber
Not sure if i need glasses or photos just blurry
Not sure if insomniac or dedicated redditor
not sure if angry or had too much caffeine
Not sure if reddit is really funny right now or i'm super drunk
Can't tell if retarted or drama student
Not sure if you are really sad or just craving attention
Not sure if tired  or The light is too bright
Cannot Tell if too tired to Comprehend or Argument makes no sense
Not sure if she turned to check me out or to see if im staring at her ass
Not sure if troll or has ass burgers
Not sure if food tastes better while high or if I'm buying better quality food before I'm high
not sure if pronounced meem or meh meh
not sure if she digs me or just wants a ride on my pogo-stick
Not sure if Professor Layton just cares about kids Or He's a paedophile
not Sure if Stupid or really want to take our freedom
not sure if internet is making Gop candidates look like idiots of if they are are actually idiots
not sure if dying... or just hungover
can't tell if really tan or just black
Not sure if getting uglier Or havent taken profile worthy pics lately
not sure if didn't get the joke or counter trolling
Not sure if he's gay Or just very comfortable
not sure if gay or hipster
Not sure if roomie is unwrapping mint or opening condom
not sure if she didn't answer or she just didn't see the question
not sure if people comment just to troll or if they really dont get it
StuPId BEECh
Not sure if causes cancer or just cancer causing
Not sure if the first post from yesterday or just repost
not sure if unfunny or people are just stupid
Don't know if she is hot or if i'm drunk
not sure if literary genius or simply skipped editing process
Not sure if conspiraCy Theorist or mental patient
Pretty sure kidding but still very mean
Is that your breath? Or did you fart?
not sure if that's another asian or julio
NOt sure if dollar bill is money or represents money
NOT SURE IF YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO UNlock it or im too good creating passwords
Not sure if wiz khalifa or normal black man
Can't tell if Gay Or metro
Not sure if bad copy paste Or just
not sure if charlie sheen really winning or just has low standards
not sure ıf he's sıngıng or serıous
Not sure if its an actual video or a virus
not sure if i hate soap or sopa more
not sure if executive dysfunction or depression
NOT SURE IF THIS RESTAURANT  HAS FREE REFILLS OR NOT
Not sure if advanced chinese course or biophysics
Keeps posting descendents lyrics Can't tell if depressed
Not sure if he's a pedofile Or just likes to play with little kids
Not sure if being robbed or dogs moving about
Not sure if cute or i have bad taste
not sure if i'm drunk or she rly became beautiful
Not sure if loathe humanity Or self
Not sure if soap protest or end of the internet
Not sure if Dyslexic or just never learned to spell.
Cant tell if trolling or just mac user
sometimes i think what the hell is pitbull trying to say!??
Not sure if i'm a genius or task was so easy
not sure if sweater shrank in dryer or just fat
NOT SURE IF THEY'RE HIPSTERS OR PROSTITUTES
Really bad at trolling or just really really stupid?
Not sure if it is a kissface or duckface
cant tell if guy or girl
Are those lesbians? or are they just pleased to see me?
not sure if really tired or just really lazy
Not sure if asian or really fat
not sure if hartnelldown or head is magnet to ice
not sure if gun battle or just wedding
NOT SURE IF TEBOWING IS hilarious OR really stupid
not sure if Hartnelldown or never learned to skate
not sure if rickrolled or jus rick astley fan
not sure if jesus was hebrew or hispanic
If i fap to other cyclopes is that mentally cheating on leela?
Not sure if Forever Alone or just  Zoidberg
NOT SURE IF DUBSTEP OR STEREO BROKEN
NOT SURE IF LIKES SKYRIM JOKES OR DOESN'T
not sure if JUST crown victoria or undercover cop
not sure if i farted or pooped
Shut up and Take My Money?
not sure if it creative or just have no money for buying
Not sure if skrillex is man or woman
Not sure if joking or douchebag
not sure if paedophile or very nice man
not sure if i'm me  or just meme
Not sure if earthquake Or Fat person walking
Not sure if having server issues or hacked by anonymous
Not sure if really cool tunnel or Looney-Tunes gag
not sure if fake relationship or actually gay
don't know if shiny or greasy hair
Not sure if alzheimer or
Not sure if using kitchen computer or just escaped
Not sure if i lost weight or my jeans stretched
NOT SURE IF JOKE OR INSULT
Not sure why its spelled J-e-t-s when every season is a jest
not sure if is potato or potato
can't tell if bipolar or just psycho
not sure if starting period Or i'm just annoyed with everything
Not sure if old and bitter or people are immature
NOT SURE IF JOKE OR GREAT IDEA
Not sure if dead or just playing skyrim
not sure if she's hot or im drunk
not sure is she  pregnant or just fat
Can't Tell if Into me or just nice
not sure if nuke went off or dubstep
not sure if gay  or just feminine
Not sure if trolling or just arin
Not sure if making joke or suicidal
NOT SURE IF ALREADY AWAKE OR DREAMING ABOUT IT
Not sure if SPAM or clueless
not sure if date is laughing or crying
Not sure if that was naive or just trolling
Not sure if I hate poutine Or just the french
I don't know whether or not to feel smart or retarded that I'm in the same class as him.
i ordered classic chicken mcdeluxe.... ....and i got spicy chicken mcdeluxe
Not sure if iphone 4 or iphone 4s
Not sure if racist or just proud to be american
Not sure if friend is still writing or the facebook chat froze
NOT SURE IF SHE IS TELLING THE TRUTH OR IF SHE IS JUST eMBARrassed
Not sure if retard or  handsfree
Not sure if its HARRY STYLES  or jake t Austin
nOT SURE IF HOT OR  40 YARD FAKE OUT
NOt sure if getting laid or want to play marine arena
not sure if sarcasm or just stupid...
not sure if being serious or sarcastic
not sure if white with black stripes or black with white stripes
not sure if virgil donati on drums or 2 drumtracks running simultaneously
Not sure if me gusta or chuck testa
Not Sure if tanned or just tights
Not sure if racism or bad joke
Not sure if I hate football or just football fans
Not sure if I am a crazy Nerd or a intellectual badass
Not sure if I care or just want sex
not sure if iPhone4 or iphone 4s
Not sure if flirting or just trying to be nice
nOT SURE IF PLAYING HARD TO GET OR NOT INTERESTED
not sure if bot or just douchebag
Not sure if stupid or cockblocking.
not sure if drunk or bad driver
Not sure if trolling Or just Scott Rhodie
NOT SURE IF PERFECTLY HUGE ASS OR ACTUALLY WAY TOO MUCH JUNK IN THE TRUNK
Not sure if man or just ugly woman
Not Sure if on facebook or google +
NOT SURE IF COMPUTER IS PROCESSING OR JUST FROZEN
CAN'T TELL IF TEACHING OR AUDITIONING FOR ADULT ROLE IN PEANUTS FILM
NOT SURE IF LIKE ME OR JUST TRYING TO BE NICE
not sure if y u no  or just a moon with an angry face
cant tell if shes into me or just drunk
not sure ıf ıt ıs the real lıfe or ıt ıs just fantasy
Not sure if no hangover or still Drunk
Not sure if earthquake  OR FEL REAVER IS BEHIND  ME
not sure if new decapitted album or some old meshuggah stuff
Cant tell if swimming or drowning
not sure if life's telling me to give up or try harder
Not sure if trolling Or just morons
Not sure if this is loneliness or freedom
Not sure if i'm socially retarded or just surrounded by mormons
drank 5th of      kool-aid. dare me to drive?
not sure if everyone hates air or just fist pumping
hmmm... i wonder if anyone can hear me fart nope
Binary code or emmure tab?
Confetti in a court room? Must be phoenix wright
not sure if moving or car beside me is
So Lol means Lots of lols?
Not sure if stupid or just trolling
Not sure if uruguay is sponsored by puma... or baby gap
not sure if memes are supposed to be funny or supposed to represent real world situations
Not sure if it's too hot  or i'm out of shape
not sure if car is rolling forward or  truck in next lane is rolling backward
Not sure if my boss is an idiot or an idiot
im trying to see all the people that care
Not sure whether Garth Brooks prefers the irish... Or their money
Not sure if super stoned Or... Yeah I'm stoned
Not sure if onion article or real news article
the post to the right is shit the one to the left is awesome
Not sure if i already know what's going to be in the test or not
not sure if bot or korean
not sure if these two are helping or spamming my wall to death to be idiots
NoT SURE IF i'm a playa or just crush alot
not sure if glitch or missingno
not sure if my savings account is for saving or if it's a second checking account
NOT SURE IF OBTUSE Or a genuine lack of imagination
Not sure if I'll get really fit or really fat this summer
Not sure if it's the same outfit everyday Or if she owns tons of identical purple shirts and jeans
not sure if quality gift or box of oreos...
Not sure if Hungry or going to throw up
Not SURE IF SQL SERVER SLOW  OR SQL QUERY SUCKS
What if when I blink every thing disappears
Not sure if krumping or having a seizure
is that a canoe or a floating tree
Not sure if flirting Or just teasing
Not sure if  this cheeba is getting me high or if it's dedicated hip hop mixshow
nOT SURE IF ITS INSULTING? OR AN ACT OF KINDNESS...
SHINY did you catch that in my FRIENDS safari
Not sure if 2007's returning... ...or if it never left.
not sure if when i ask her out she will say yes or laugh at me derisively
not sure if she can tell i like her or just thinks i'm shy and awkward
not sure  what i'm not sure about
Not sure if today is long and boring because i can't wait for game of thrones tomorrow or today is just long and boring
Not sure if excited or just gassy
not sure if cowboy or redneck
NOT SURE IF A REAL SIREN OR JUST PARANOID
not sure if she likes me  or if she's just nice
Not sure if economics paper Or just random equations
not sure if hug means she likes me  or if just european
not sure if hung over or still drunk
im not sure if                                  i already see the joke..
Not Sure if plans for friday or for Saturday
The Face You Make When A Blanket Is Covering A Whole In The Wall
not sure if actually agreeing or reverse trollology
Can't tell if clever or just high
not sure if sarcasm or compliment
Not sure if simple for me or simple for you
not sure if not being sure or sure of not being sure
Not sure if I have a long list of guilty pleasures Or really bad taste in music
Not sure if I have to fart Or I have to shit
not sure if being wizard with computers or just having friends who definitely are not
not sure if alcoholic  or drink too weak
Not sure if 95% of people on facebook are idiots or most people are idiots
not sure whether to click 'like' or just be a troll and ignore
Not sure if messing with me... Or just actually a nice guy.
Not sure if I should say something Or be evil and let it happen...
NOT SURE IF GABE IS A OUT OF SHAPE SKINNY GUY OR A HEALTHY FAT GUY
double vision or these are twins?
NOT SURE IF SHE LIKES MY COMMENT OR SHE LIKES ME !!
not sure if computer delivery was legitimately delayed Or being back doored by the NSA
Not sure if angry or room is too warm
Not Sure if cute animals or taxidermy
Not sure if i should upvote because I agree or ignore because i agree
Not sure if it is a trap or wants actual opinion on that girls butt.
Not sure what u want
not sure if i miss my little brother or just miss teasing him..
Not sure if still stoned from last night or
Not sure if it's a crappy gift or a surprisingly awesome gift disguised as crappy gift
Not sure if Lots-o'-huggin bear or the GOVERNOR
Not Sure if real life or just fantasy
Not sure if asia or hicks underground
Not sure if there is a lot of lightning or everyone is being brutally slaughtered
NOT SURE IF DOGE IS A GAME  OR IF IT IS A MEME
Not sure if guy saying 'conservatives don't want you to have health care' is being deliberately dishonest or if he's just really stupid
Not sure if November Or time to study
Not sure if sarcasm or speaking truth
Not sure if I'm idiot or the midterms sucks
i don't know if i'm going home coz i miss my family  or i want real food
not sure if i have free time or if im just forgetting everything
Not sure if she has a nice ass or it's just the yoga pants
Not sure if going too fast or too furious
nigga i thought we were friends
Not sure if military channel is really fascinating  or I'm getting old and boring
Australia Is that a place?
dON'T KNOW IF MILEY CYRUS OR TWEETY BIRD
Not sure if I have to fart or shart
Not sure if I should do my homework  or go to sleep
Not sure if card is meant to be funny Or literal...
Not sure if you're done ranting Or if you just started
Not sure if its a cheif Or senior chief
you seem familar
Not sure if trying to be funny  or an asshole
Cant Decide if real song or parody.
Not sure what's smaller your bicep or your brain
Not sure if improv or if no one really knows who is in charge
Not sure if trolling or Schizophrenia
not sure if bender or flexo
Not sure if dirty monitor Or enemy fighter formation
not sure if too much eye contact or not enough
not sure if seeing my ex pregnant brings me happy or sad
Not sure if first shown comment because it was written first or because it has the most likes
Not sure if hacker or just terrible lag
DID I FART ? OR STEP ON A DUCK?
not sure if you're really that ignorant or just really stupid
not sure if thunder or neighbors setting off fireworks
what am i drinkin?
not sure if girl or Justin bieber
Not sure if music class or brainwash
Not Sure if Blocked by    Great Firewall of China Or lousy Wifi
not  sure if i'm actually a robot or just bad at captchas
not sure if nanners are cookies or pet name for grandma
Not Sure if they support me Or bragging about their love lives
NOT SURE IF HAX OR JUST GOOD
not sure if i should caption this meme or start doing something meaningful with my life
Not sure if game of thrones or dawson's creek
Not sure if i'm going to sleep or play league of legends
Not sure if its a tardis or just a regular police box
Not sure if there are more gay people because it is more acceptable now... or if nature is peacefully getting rid of humanity
Not sure if everyone else is too stupid to get my jokes or if I'm too obscure for anyone to understand
Not sure if you're calling someone out or just being a hater
Not sure if sarcasm Or bitchY-est bridesmaid ever
Not sure if baking is Enjoying a renaissance amongst young people Or all of my friends are getting older
Not sure if racist or just Stupid
Not Sure if Banana or Star
Not sure if ironically witty or horribly stupid and racist
not sure if real life or this just fantasy
Not sure if INterent sucks or Runescape is lagging
Not sure if it's an Onion Article Or Something a Republican actually said in an interview
Not sure if popular or just overrated
Not sure if she loves me too or is just saying it reflexively
Not sure if he knows the material Or just guessing jesus
Not sure if I've been really efficient or have just forgotten stuff i need to do
Not sure if sick from flu or just sick of writing essays
Not sure if I want to kill myself Or if I never want it to end
Not sure if turned on or just want to touch it
NOT SURE IF REALLY ANNOUNCED SIMS 4 OR JUST SIMS 3 WITH ALL RELEASED DLC PACKS
Not Sure if it's a nerd or a hipster
not sure if I'm just being irritable or if you're actually just a douche
Not sure if quoting movie or asking question
Not Sure if Comedy Central is just stupid Or if they really think 'Inside Amy Schumer' is actually Funny
Not sure If good hmmm... or bad hmmm...
IS IT ME? OR IS CANDY CRUSH JUST BEJEWELLED BLITZ IN SWEET WRAPPERS?
not sure if i'm feeling feelings or this is just a prelude to a nap
not sure if they are clapping because they like it or clapping because its over
Not sure which is more Fixed IPL or Roadies..
hmmmmm... Still don't know if hat is real or perfectly photoshoped
Not sure if troll Or has major mental issues
not sure if alcoholic or just like to drink
Not sure if nobody got my joke or if they got it and it wasn't funny
not sure if i should like another of your pictures
not sure if meme is talking about itself or another meme
not sure if bad music or just not from video game soundtrack
Not sure if real... or just an april fools joke
NOT SURE IF SERGIO ROMO OR TONY ROMO
Not sure if abc news added blood in their coverage of the boston marathon explosion or if they omitted a bomb or body part from an already gruesome scene
not sure if wet fart... or...
not sure if drink from a couple hours ago or drink from days ago
Can't tell if trolling or just idiot
Not sure If the condom broke Or she just got really wet
NOT SURE IF HAVING A WET DREAM or being raped by succubus
Not sure if drunk Or can't take picture with His eyes open
Not sure if racist or eating chicken
Not sure if google shoes are another april fools joke..in march
Not sure if you're  laughing with me or at me
can't tell if harlem shake or seizure
NOT SURE IF WATER IS GETTING HOT  OR MY SKIN IS ADAPTING TO THE WATER TEMPERATURE
not sure if troll or genuinely an idiot
not sure if adam lambert or marilyn manson-siouxsie sioux love child
Not Sure if on low carb diet Or On her period
NOT SURE IF I'M IN A RAGE OF SCHIZOPARANOIC DELUSION OR I'M READING A REALLY GOOD SPY THRILLER
not sure if this food tastes awful in reality or if toothpaste just makes the tongue a liar
dont know if Posing or eating imaginary spaghetti
Not Sure if social networking is getting boring or if people just don't like talking to me anymore
not sure if end of the world or just the rise of goatman
not sure if unsure or uncertain
Not sure if this is the crappiest hotel I've ever stayed in. . . or the most luxurious flophouse I've ever stayed in.
Not sure if marriage  is gay or straight
Not sure if Chris Dorner or LL Cool J
Not sure if i can't sleep or if i don't want to sleep
not sure if ugly girl or pretty boy
not sure that you know how to use this meme
Not sure if i received a cut on my salary or if the government raised taxes
Not sure if acid is working or fantastic cinematography
Not sure if that was about RAM trucks or farmers.
Not sure if it was a rage quit or he got banned by the group
NOT SURE IF HAMBURGER or black beauty
not sure if pancakes or beer
Not sure if thats Beyonce or Lance armstrong
not sure if my girlfriend died or watching sulejman
Not sure if Japanese or chinese
not sure if people are getting dumber or facebook selects the dumbest posts to appear on my stream
not sure if trombones or cats fighting to the death in an alley
Not sure if Sydney FC or Del Piero & Friends FC...
not sure if they liked my painful facebook status to share my pain or because they enjoyed my pain
Not sure if shaco is bad or everyone is just bad with shaco
Not SURE IF SMILING AT ME OR  ABOUT TO SNEEZE
not sure if sunday or tuesday
Not sure if photoshop or finger chopped off
not sure if         eating because im hungry or because im bored
Not sure if animated gif Or Illusion
Not Sure IF GIRLFRIEND   gets joke
NOT SURE IF DO OR DIE
NOT SURE IF HIGH OR CAN ACTUALLY TASTE COLORS
NOT SURE IF A PRAISE  OR AN INSULT
NOT SURE IF URBAN POETRY OR JUST CRAP
NOT SURE IF FANCHARACTER OR RECOLOR
Not sure if my meme is bad or if i don't promote it enough
NoT SURE IF PHONE ISN't WORKING OR EVERYONE is IGNORing me
Not sure if people care that I'm leaving or they just want free food
Not sure if meme is in a different language  or someone is being a troll
NOT SURE IF COWORKER IS REALLY NICE OR SHE WANTS THE d
not sure if  bright in here or really tired
not sure if thinking or pretending to think.
Note sure if e-commerce or mix of Pil and contract law
not sure if friend or wants the d
Not sure if spelling improved or spellcheck is turned off
Not sure if I'm really good Or if other team is really bad
Not sure if i did well or just have shitty teammates
not sure if i feel bad or just don't feel good
not sure i like her that much or just cant cope with rejection?
don't know if joking or serious
Not sure if intelligent political commentary or just cnn repetition
NOT SURE IF IT'S AVERAGE Or shes just trying to make me feel better
not sure if that insulting status is about me or someone just like me
cant tell if serious troll or countertrolling by trolling what he thinks is trolling
Not sure if rain or high humidity
Not sure if manly woman or womanly man
texts not going thru? or is she not into the conversation?
NOT SURE IF HIPSTER OR HOBO
Not sure if sarcastic or just stupid
Not sure if using professor voice or just using the phrase
not sure if watching debate or just reading facebook newsfeed
Not Sure if stressed out Or tebowing
BaD grammar or Yoda Not sUre if
not sure if i chose thug life or thug life chose me
Not sure if insult or just horrible at spelling
Not sure if i'm supposed to eat or masterbate
not sure if this is forum or online dating site
not sure if colorado or ottawa
NOT SURE IF PRETTY OR REALLY GOOD AT PHOTOSHOP
Not sure if i don&#180;t go to school because i am sick or because i hate everyone there
not sure if your american or just sings with their accent
don't know if that facebook post was directed towards me or... i'm egotistical
NOT SURE IF SPEAKING FILIPINO  OR JUST REALLY BAD ENGLISH
Not sure if nobody is getting my texts or if everyone hates me
Not sure if infield fly rule applies to outfield or just infield
Not sure if too fat because can't walk or can't walk because too fat
NOT SURE IF REAL MUSCLES OR AIR FROM THE WHEY PROTEIN
not sure if a walking tangerine... or overdose on make up
Not sure if their brights are on or they have a newer car...
Quits guild to make elitist guild kills deathwing on 35% debuff
Not sure if getting older Or all my friends are getting married and having kids
Not sure if retarded or just funny
not sure if there is a gun in my pocket or i am just happy to see you.
Not sure if i hate stupid posts or just stupid people who agree in the comments
not sure if this show is just that interesting. or im just that baked.
Not sure if meme sucks or if no one has seen it
not sure if stolen status or hes just mocking me
not sure if im squinting or if im turning asian
not sure if still on time to hit on her or already friendzoned
Can't tell if niki minaj or prostitute
not sure if hot or just really cute
not sure if people keep reposting the same shit or this is a repost of a post about people reposting the same shit
Not sure if Red sox or minor league team...
NOT SURE IF WAITER KNOWS MY GLASS IS EMPTY OR JUST DOESN'T CARE
Not sure if facebook is being buggy or my comment was deleted
NOt Sure if He Believes Me Or just continuing the joke
not sure if smell in refrigerator is bad meat or good cheese
not sure if on drugs or confused
Not sure if girl likes me or is nice to everyone
dont know if i smell or the person next to me does
not sure if private school or resegregation
Not sure if innocent... ...or extremely racist
Not sure if she said just come back or called me scumbag
i don't always  use the correct meme
NOT SURE IF REBECCA BLACK SONG OR DEDICATION TO ME
not sure if animated or just really high
Not sure if female olympic throwers are men or monsters
not sure if snoop lion or snoop lyin'
NOT SURE IF PILE OF THREAD OR GIGANTIC SPIDER
Not sure if man or women with mustache
NOT SURE IF PANTS TOO TIGHT OR BALLS TOO BIG
Not sure if crying because of Michael Caine Or tear gas
Francis Saliba M.D. Not sure if a Troll or the world`s worst doctor
not sure if SEXUALLY aggressive or serial killer
Not sure if watching summer olympics or euro 2012
Not sure if fema camps are for imprisoning the aware or for protecting the sheep
Not sure if he is her Boyfriend or Just her Gay Brother
Not SURE IF PMS-ING OR JUST TIRED AND BITCHY
not sure if a pun or just a coincidence
not sure if the world's shrinking or im getting fatter
not sure if bad luck or lack of trying
not sure if looking in mirror or meme of me squinting
not sure if guy just speeding or cop chasing fugitive
NOT SURE IF THIS IS ACTUALLY COOL OR I'M LOWERING MY STANDARDS
Cant tell if trolling or i need to buy a flamethrower
NOT SURE IF REACTIVATED fACEBOOK TO STAY CONNECTED... oR REACTIVATED FACEBOOK TO CASH IN ON HAPPY BIRTHDAY POSTS.
Not sure if MANIPULATIVE mastermind  or complete moron
not sure if laughing with me or at me
Not sure if first zombie or drugs
Not sure if COMMERCIAL break started or another snl skit
Not Sure if memes getting bad or bronies ruin everything
NOT SURE IF X OR EROTIC
NOT SURE IF FUTURE OR LATE PRESENT
Not sure if really smart or just good at bullshitting
not sure if lecturer is giving hints on exam or if i'm just hopelessly reading into everything they say
Not sure if exam was easy or just supremely intelligent
NOT SURE IF RUBY IS STUPID OR i'M TOO SMART
Not sure if having seizure or signaling me to steal second base
Not sure if math teacher or hamster with glasses
Not sure if i'm really hot or shes really DESPERATE
not sure if 66% less or 34% more
not sure if still drunk or just really tired
not sure if skin is peeling or just being scratched off
not sure if raiding or gathering people for wiping.
not sure if my broadband failing or memegenerator failing
not sure if i can fap  or puke to 2 girls and 1 cup
not sure if capital I or lowercase i
not sure if this would earn me a slap to the face or a good night
Not sure if the paper was easy or i simply did it
Not sure if it doesnt smell or I'm too high to tell
Not sure if sarcastic or just being nice
Not SUre if Professor or homeless
Not sure if I'm leaRning... Or getting dumber
not sure if kim kardashians ass is real or just being racist
ot sure if drunk or hot chick is fat
Not sure if she is pregnant Or just fat
not sure if hong kong  or sydney
Not sure if you are complementing... Or just insulting...
Not sure if stripper is actually interested... or just wants a dollar
not sure if your unlocking your phone... or just checking the time.
can't tell if turret diving a soraka or yolo
Not sure if gained weight or legs getting buffer
not sure if drunk or just being silly
I want to believe its a She hmmmm
not sure if dubstep or really bad rap music
Can't tell if a bug's life or antz
Not sure if fail or win
Not sure if hungry or just bored
Not sure if Meme or just random image
Not sure if leading or following
nOT SURE IF U PURPOSLEY MISPELLED THE WORD OR ACCIDENTLY PRESS THE KEY RIGHT NEXT TO THE RIGHT ONE?
Not sure if these pita chips are stale or if they're supposed to taste this way
not sure if hunger games OR SEQUEL TO BATTLE ROYALE
Not sure if im on 9gag cuz i cant sleep or i cant sleep cuz im on 9gag
not sure if gay or just nice to me
NOT SURE IF SOUP OR SALAD
Not sure if hunger games or battle royale
Not sure if i should use bathroom now or later
Not sure if aroused  or just cold
Not sure if tupac is back or just a hologram
Not sure if undercover manager... or just really annoying customer
Not sure if Female Marine or male with low-reg haircut
Not sure if glasses are dirty or i'm in a foggy area
Not sure if donkey witch Or saraH jessica parker
since when have you had only one eye layla... if that is your real name
NOT SURE IF I WANT A GIRLFRIEND OR A HOOKER
not sure if unique or just needs a life
Not Sure If Everyone That's Wishing Me A 'HappY Birthday' Remembers It Or Facebook Told Them
can't tell if serious or in denial
Not sure if true or just clever april fools day joke
Not sure if weird anime or two fags
not sure if republican candidate Or just prick
Not sure if hangover or still drunk
not sure if ganon or forgot to take medication again
Not sure if you're going to unlock this iPod Or just checking the clock
Not sure if thread is actually closed or Just starting to get interesting
Not sure if not sure or just tired
Not sure if guy is really drunk or actually from england
Don't know if horney Or have to pee
not sure if friends are more observant or if i'm just lucky
can't tell if i'm hearing silverware drawer cluttering or electroacoustic music
Not sure If I Understand Joke Or mind is in gutter
Not Sure if i farted or shit pants
not sure if sarcasm.. or unexpected excitement
not sure if economics genius OR JUST ASIAN
Not sure if Target is actually a shitty job or all the workers just hate blake
Not sure if a friend  or a stalker out from nowhere
Not sure if it's a coincidence  or parents wait for me to put headphones on
Not sure if sniper or a shotgun
not sure if dog playing with me or playing me
not sure if i'm going to die or going downstairs
Not sure if prezi is better than powerpoint or just really dislike powerpoint
NOT SURE IF SOMEWHAT BUFF OR JUST FAT
Not sure if Special or 'Special'
Not sure if I'm GoIng to unlock my iPod  Or if I'm just looking at the clock
Not sure if boobs or ass
Can’t Tell If Trolling OR DROPPED OUT OF FIRST GRADE
not sure if philosoraptor is most popular
if i squint like this
not sure if you're going to unlock this phone or just checking the clock
Not sure if clock is correct or if it's an hour behind
Not sure if rick or just black
Not sure if acm meme has already been done or i'm just very stupid
Can't Tell if painting of
not sure if i forgot what to write  or had nothing to write
Not sure if ITS FAKE TAN OR IF YOUR A OOMPA LOOMPA
not sure if towel for drying hands Or just decorative
Not sure if hot or only single swede
Not sure of project detail go to class facebook page
not sure if luck or black magic
not sure if sun is in eyes or mocking asians
Not sure if i'm fatter or uglier
Not sure if new girlfriend doesn't want to give me a handjob or she just knows that I'm better at it than her
NOT SURE IF OLD OR JUST BITTER
Not sure if    morning wood or water boner
Not sure if that hurt or just said ooooowwwwwww
Abbey Road
not sure if you're going to unlock this phone OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
NOT SURE IF CRAZY OR NORMAL BECAUSE I'M LIVING ALONE
not sure if hipster or just real bad fashion sense
Not sure if i'm looking bad or the mirror just wants to scare me
See a changed profile picture  Not immediately sure which Sam it is...
not sure if genuinely funny or just  high
not sure if gay or just appreciative of good looking people of the same sex
Not sure if hes failing all his classes or just didnt get into college
not sure if wounded bird or friends scrotum
Not sure if tired or fapped like crazy in sleep
nOT SURE IF ACTUALLY IRISH oR AN AMERICAN WHO THINKS THEY'RE IRISH
not sure if gay or just yentel
Not sure if serious or just generally clouded in the head
not sure if he wears his pink ucdfd shirt to help fight cancer or to try to pick up chicks at the arc
Not sure if Rick Santorum believes democrats like him or democrats are that good at trolling in michigan
not sure if i comes before e or if it comes after c
Not sure IF I'M LAZY OR JUST CREATIVE
not sure if writing too small or need glasses
not sure if stealing ideas on purpose or delusional
not sure if its  lag or feature
Not sure if my connection is slow or the whole internet is jammed.
Not sure if fart smells good or just because it was my own fart
Not sure if justin biber or some girl
not sure if she is flirting with me or just being hard to get
not sure if GEEK  or Hipster
NOT SURE IF IM FUNNY OR PEOPLE PITY LAUGH ME
not sure if trolling or really in love
Not sure if serious Or just Trolling at a whole new level
not sure if get a harvad degree or play professional basketball in nba
not sure if wet floor or just really cold
Trying to figure out what sheldon said
Not sure if Gentlemen Membership is a blessing or a curse
not sure if the girl lying on the boy beside her is his 'friend' or 'girlfriend'
Not sure if too beautiful for people to look at me or too ugly
iF doing right Not sure if
Not sure if trying to get rid of me or just tired
NOT SURE IF SERIOUS OR JUST JOKING
Not sure if the bird is the word or if the word is a bird
NOT SURE IF ASIAN OR SIMPLY FORGOT HIS GLASSES
NOT SURE IF PIECE OF CRAP OR ETSY SENSATION
Not sure if republican candidates are running for office or if this is a crazy reality tv show
WHEN I GIVE A GIRL THIS LOOK  THEY KNOW THEY'RE COMING HOME WITH ME
Not sure if Physics Degree or just Calculus
not sure if I'm lazy or everyone around just too active
Dont know if just old or skin cancer
not sure if really drunk or in a dream
not sure if hate facebook  or hate people
Not sure if trash or just modern art
I really am not sure WHAT YOU just DID there so i'll just give you this look for now
Not sure if camel toe or seam in yoga pants
Not sure if phone vibrating or stomach growling
Don't pretend you didn't cry at the end of the dog episode
not sure if second dua started early or  we're just really late
not sure if gay or just really friendly
not shure if schr&#246;dinger's cat live...
NOT SURE IF BUILDING SUSPENSE OR JUST NOT FINISHED WITH THE PROTOTYPE
Not sure if she likes me or if she just writes valentines cards to everyone
do i have a boner or i have to pee?
not sure if pronounced comfortable or confrafra
spongebob square'pants' but he's wearing shorts...
Do roaches keep eating the glue off my stamps ...or do i keep eating the glue off my stamps
Not sure if going good or just manic period
not sure if bug or unintentional feature
Not sure if we're cool now or just more visible
Not sure if i'm on quickmemes or if its just my facebook feed
cant tell if crazy or using bluetooth
i used to think i was indecisive
not sure if i'm extreme or just want a mountain dew
not sure if indirect compliment or direct insult
not sure if best idea ever or most disgusting thing i have ever heard
Not sure if bad graphics or bad eyesight
Not sure if.. Call of duty or Call of nature..
i have doubtss
Can't tell if married or brother
can't tell if wayne brady is gay or really straight
Not sure if Trolling or just well informed
cant tell if really long good or  god
Not sure if mom is angry or is p.m.sing
Not sure if chimicherry cherrychanga
not sure if ate too much or always lazy
not sure if lag? or bad player
Not Sure If I should Start Homework Or if snow day tomorrow
Not sure if bryzgalov sucks or defense is just bad
Not sure if best friend or worst enemy
not sure if pretty or so ugly i can't look away
Not sure if commie or just a liberal
not sure if homeless  or just zombie
Not sure if trolling or just troy being troy
To Be or not to be
NOT SURE IF A GIRL is talking on online game
Not sure if gaara's trolling or being stupid
not sure if vampire or bodyglitter
Not sure if they're onto me or if everyone reddits instead of working
not sure if gay or just bieber fan
Not sure how I went home last night
not sure if the tide is going in or the tide is going out
not sure if i'm a genius or too high to grasp reality
Im feeling  AsIAN RIGHT ABOUT NOW
Not sure if good guy or a good liar
NOT SURE IF IT'S MEME OR ME-ME
or just in reverse can't tell him messed up
Cant tell if squinting or just asian
Can't tell if it's a satire... or just a shitty movie.
Not sure if getting sore throat or not enough humidity
Not sure if Italian or maybe some kind of Spanish...
Not sure IF IS SUMMER OR I'M in HELL ALREADY
not sure if she is away or doesn't like me.
Not sure if asian or just very smart
not sure if santa's comming or somebody's break into my house
not sure if sure or not sure
cigarettes for christmas that crafty bastard
can't tell if stoned or just turning japanese
not sure if sleeping or CHINESE
not sure if hating facebook timeline or having posted all this nonsense
Not sure if follower is dead or stuck on rock 3 dungeons back
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD JOIN PROJECT XINYUAN 5 OR SPEND SUMMER STUDYING FOR NEXT TERM
Not sure if blake griffen black or white
not sure if evil dead 1 or evil dead 2
NOT SURE IF TROLLED OR JUST BULLIED
trying to find the differences between the two pictures...
not sure if i look fit or the gym has good lighting
Paper or Plastic? Better make it both curious cashier
If that's not a pot leaf on Mrs. Wong's hat then why do they all have squinty eyes like me?
not sure if whooping cough or bong cough
not sure if crazy like fox or crazy like fox news
Not sure of facebook or some random hippy shit
NOT SURE IF DWARF OR MIDGET
Not sure if she's a real cop or just a stripper
I'm Just Kidding... ... But Seriously
Not sure if smart or teacher hasn't uploaded grades
Can you realy .. TEACH ME HOW TO DOOGIE ?
Can't tell if Crazy or just pretending
Not sure if im ugly  OR ANNOYING
Not sure if photoshop or just really blue eyes
Not sure he is dancing electro or just doing aerobics
not sure if the exam was too stupid or i studied
Not sure if bad writing or bad acting
not sure if life lesson or just herman cain referencing pokemon
Not sure if band is really bad or really good
Not sure if girls in a 'domestic partnership' on fb are best friends or actually lesbians
Not sure if hipster or just homeless
So
Not sure if traveling the world for cultural knowledge or to get more karma on reddit
NOt sure if pervert or just ultimate player with cold hands
not sure if food is good or just starving
not sure if intentional or accident
Not sure if feminist or bad cook
NOT SURE IF DOING FUTURAMA FRY OR ASIAN
dont know if I can read meme from thumbnail or if its worth clicking on
not sure if Franchise Or French eyes
Not sure if she friendzoned me or she thinks i friendzoned her
Not sure if she friendzoned me or she thinks i friendzoned her
nOT SURE IF PEOPLE ARE applauDING RACIAL PROFILING TO BE POLITE oR THEY ARE JUST STUPID
two girls listed as in a relationship not sure if lesbians or friends
not sure if gay or just fashion hipster
NOT Sure if sleepy or stoned
Not sure if altzheimer not sure if altzheimer
NOT SURE IF PIKEY OR JUST DOING MOVEMBER
Can't tell if he said his name is Greg Or Craig
Not sure if vomiting or just choking on ice cube...
not sure if impossible or impossibru
...NOT SURE IF EMMURE TABS OR BINARY CODE
can't tell if hot... ...or super spicy
We shall see About that
Not sure if i should punch him or slap him
not sure if popular movies or convincing trailer
Not sure if procrastinating or if just don't care
NOT SURE IF FINN IS UNINTENTIONALLY INSENSITIVE  or a douche
NOT SURE IF GETTING BETTER AT CASHFLOWS OR JUST FAMILIAR WITH practice questions
Not sure if i should do homework or make a meme
Not sure if being affectionate  or food bowl is empty
not sure if girly man or manly girl
Troll successful or counter-troll?
Not Sure if insult or compliment
Not sure if coldplay are good or just overrated
Not sure if mw3 looks like mw2.. or is the same game
can't tell if kanye is wearing skirt or late for hallowwen party
not sure if party rocker or sexy and knows it
Not sure if joking or not
Can't tell if life partners Or business partners...or both
NOT SURE IF COLLEGE IS ACTUALLY HARD OR IF BRAIN IS DESTROYED BY GAMES
not sure if i should go talk to her or she is just ignoring me?
Not sure if duck or just facebook picture
CANT TEll if ugly dog or lady gaga
Not sure if  overdoing it or not doing near enough
not sure if half-full or half-empty
not sure if this guy behind me is trying to get my attention  or he's just naturally a REALLY LOUD eater
Cant Tell if autumn Or poison oak
Not Sure if girl is flirting with me or just trolling
What to wear
Can't tell if good game or low genre standards
not sure if being sarcastic or not
Not sure if my computer is broken Or this skrillex song is really good
Not sure if she dresses badly or jersey shore costume
can't tell if facebook's friend suggestions are people i've never friended or people that defriended me
Not sure if real cop or halloween costume
Not sure if girls are hot or hot because they are making out
not sure if good idea or just hasn't been 48 hours yet
Not sure if Trolling Or just stupidity
Not sure If sci fi trailer or cell phone ad
Not sure if loading Or miss-clicked
Not sure if she is into me or is just being very friendly
Not sure if song lyrics or stuttering problem
I'm not sure if it's largest island or CONTINENT
Not sure if a stick is on fire or pinochio tried to masturbate
Not sure if 99% of population is outraged or just has too much internet access
not sure if i actually like her or only like her because she likes me
Not sure if in love or coffee too strong
Not sure if cooling sensation or burning sensation
not sure if doing the shimmy or just having a seizure
NOT SURE IF HIGH OR STONED
Not sure if ITS terra-nova IM WATCHING or jurrasic park
Not sure if real or battlefield 3
not sure if likes present or being polite
not sure if joke or failure
passing kidney stones makes me feel alive
Not sure if trolling or just ignorant
not sure if meme is overused or if i spend too much time on reddit
not sure if pregnant or just fat
Not sure if friend left facebook or blocked me..
Not sure if samefag or newfags
not sure if using bread crumbs or stovetop
Not sure if wants me to come or just being nice
Not sure if justin bieber or baby crying
Not sure if trying to teach me Or bore me to death
Not sure if Meme is dead Or just chuck testa
Can't tell if coming back from lacrosse practice or heading to frat party
can't tell if pair of testacles or peter griffin's chin
Not sure if mexican or asian
This story Makes no sense
Not Sure if Cookie Monster is alive Or Chuck testa
not sure if Steve jobs... Or if chuck testa
No sure if outro or amps broke
O cosba ekane fakes oxi oti se noiazei vevaia
not sure if being immature or being myself
not sure if sarah jessica parker or horse
Not sure if Detroit dominated Or KC just sucks
Not sure if escaped hangover or just still drunk
not sure if 'you're' or 'your'
Not SURE IF HACKED OR JUST TROLLING
Not sure if semester is easier Or If im failing
NOT SURE IF WILL BE FUNNY OR INTENSELY ANNOYING
NOT SURE IF BENDER OR FLEXO
not sure if she's hot or i'm Drunk
DON'T KNOW IF SUN IS IN THEIR EYES..... Or if they are asian
Not sure if college girls are getting hotter this year Or are my standards getting lower
Not sure if I was 'Should apologize drunk' or just awesome drunk last night
Not sure if loading disc or frozen
NOT sure if emmure tabs or just cheerios
im not sure if im drunk or just need glasses
not sure if song is giving me chills or just cold
not sure if not sure or asian
Not Sure if in love or just not got laid in a while
Not sure if good at game or extremely op
kid with laptop in class wonders if actually doing class work
Not sure if gay or metrosexual
not sure if good ecstasy or just meth bomb
cant tell if planking or just dead
Not sure if Drummer from red hot chili peppers or just Will Ferrell
Blanka CONFIRMED? Seems Legit.
Not sure ıf crazy or just a cat lover
auto-breathing off....
Not sure if dead skunk or good weed
Not sure if black metal band or just gay pandas
NOT SURE IF NOBLE OR KARMA HUNGRY
not sure if inception parody or just squinting
not sure if legal or just jailbait
Not sure if lesbians or just really good friends
is it a hot girl or guy with long hair
Not sure If i'm Cold or experiencing Nerd chills
CAnnot tell hipster or amish?
not sure if she wants the truth
not sure if serious or sarcasm
Can't tell iF you're good looking  Or if your friends are Just really ugly
NOT SURE IF PEOPLE ARE STILL SHOOTING FIREWORKS OR IF IM HEARING RANDOM GUN SHOTS
Can't tell if crashed... or still loading
not sure if trolling for insults or really into gender specific loyalty
Can't tell if trolling or just retarded
can't tell if portland hipster or homeless
not sure if people really want to compliment me or they just want me to praise them back
not sure if fiancee is serious or sarcastic
Not sure if Walmart customers.. or genetic chaos..
not sure if being complimented or just being made fun of
Not sure if spain are not bothering or netherlands are actually playing well
not sure if you can shut up and take my money
Not sure if insult or fact
Not sure if the tallest midget in the world ..or just a normal sized person
not sure if tommy lee dresses like 13 year old kids or 13 year old kids dress like tommy lee
Im not sure if people think im funny or they laugh because of how retarded i am
not sure if satire or serious
NOT Sure if  food in teeth or pubic hairs
not sure if croatia is strong or brazil weak
Not sure IF I SHOULD STEAL THE MONEY OR JUST LEAVE IT THERE
NOT SURE IF WE GOT A PROBLEM HERE OR IF WE ARE JUST HAVING FRIENDLY STARE CONTEST
not sure if hot girl or scumbag
not sure if butthurt or reverse psychology
not sure if  really butthurt or reverse psychology
Not sure if that's a man... ...or a female hunter
when you have a wedgie in public and you can feel your bum rubbing up on each other
Not Sure If telling the truth or being sarcastic
Not sure if airplane fan Or just jewish
Not sure if that girl is a guy or just stronger then me.
Not Sure if DOA Or customer broke after he got it
NOT Sure if joke or if actually serious
I havE TO BE A KNICKS FAN GEE
Not sure if missed episode or getting old and just forgot it
that moment when someone favorites your tweet from 3 yrs ago
Domo
not sure if friends want me to join their game or they just need a healer
Not sure if You little shit
Why ever body on summer break  i'm in class like....FullSail Baby!! Wurkk
IS IT JUST ME.. OR DID I SEE THE SAME GUY SEVEN TIMES...
not sure why squinning eyes but hurts
not sure if nate is black or white
Not Sure if sign of love or criticism of noobness
not sure if my facebook posts arent engaging or they just want ad money
when you look on the tv guide and it says your favorite show is on and when you change to the channel and see that its not
not sure if truth  or if you have high speech/ charisma skill
Not sure if  gen-x or gen-y
Not Sure if a subie meet or just colorado
not sure if noob or the greatest troll this world has ever known
not sure if crappy internet or crappy lap top
Not sure if misfit club will be awesome and happy or we just end up miserable together
Not sure if german or just dutch
Cant remember last time I pooped. not sure if memory or bowel problem
is the alarm clock really 'going off' or does it turn on?
not sure if not listening or not caring
not sure if angry old man or angry old woman
Not sure if genuinely into me or has caught on to my crush on her and is teasing me
not sure if excited for recital or nervously laughing from the sheer terror
not sure if it was easy or got everything wrong
Who  Are you
Not sure if people think being illiterate is funny  Or just really uneducated
not sure if mynypd is a'Failed' hashtag or best hashtag ever
Not sure if noob... or just that bad.
NOT SURE IF I HATE THIS SHIT OR IF IT'S GENIOUS
Not sure if blocked Or getting what I deserve
NOT SURE IF 'MAGIC THE GATHERING' TOURNAMENT OR AUTISM SUPPORT GROUP
Not sure if challenge considered or wrong meme
NOT SURE IF IT'S TWITTER OR JUST FACEBOOK
Not sure if Captain America: The Winter Soldier or Team America: World Police
not sure if displaying sexual prowess Or just enjoying banana
not sure if she wants to kiss or just pouting
not sure how finkle and einhorn are in it together
Not sure IF SHE WANTS ME TO ASK HER OUT OR JUST FALLING IN LOVE WITH HER PICTURE
Not sure if i took the shot or forgot to pour it
not sure if she was early or i was late
general uncertainty about whether something is something or something else
not sure if have chance with her or just believing i do way too hard
not sure if remembered your birthday or facebook told me
not sure if they're speaking french or chinese
not sure if not talking to dad for rest of my life or just for rest of his life
Not sure if my GF is funny or just retarded
not sure if she enjoys my company or is just being polite
not sure if turning 15 or 41
I thought i had to fart today
Not sure if Formula 1 Or just grass cutter
not sure if easily trolled ... ... or i just have a high sense of insecurity.
not sure if it was just very wet or i followed through
NOT SURE IF 1D  OR DUMB BOYBAND
Not sure if compliment or insult
Not sure if on path to spiritual Enilightenment or if i fry'd my brain on acid too many times
not sure if brilliant move or incredibly dumb
VD Not sure if 'sharing is caring' applies
Not sure if he's an idiot or trying to get out of trouble
Cant tell if i paid for last month or this month...
Wait a minute... Isn't st pattys day march 17th?
cant tell which one i want is it the left one or the right one
My Name is fry fish fry
NOT SURE IF PEOPLE REALLY WANT TO TALK  OR JUST WANT TO KNOW IF WIFE IS IN LABOR
not sure if stressed or pms-ing
not sure if i'm amused by this or i just really don't care about it at all
not sure if flirting with me or just being an exhibitionist
Not SUre If Snowing Or dead skin from dry Alberta weather
not sure if designed to be beautiful music or designed for braindead drug users
not sure if you're a feminist  or you're just annoying
not sure if in legitimate poke war or if other person is ocd about clearing notifications
Not sure if all my friends left for spring break or i just have no friends
Not sure if jEsus... Or an America hatIng hippie commie
Not sure if sleepy from getting older... or day drinking.
If The President can ignore laws he doesn't like... Can americans start ignoring laws they don't like?
not sure if they act retarded or genuinely retarded
not sure if making another meme or waiting for more futarama
Not sure if flirting or just trolling
Not sure if i have low standards of every guy i see is hot on campus
not sure if drunk or inside joke
not sure if pronounced meem or MEh may
not sure if she wants my d or she knows i have money
Not sure if Author is setting up a straw man or if i just agree
Cant tell if stupid or extremely stupid
Not SURE IF I'M  IN F
Not sure if rain is just water or liquid communism
Not sure if you're serious or this is just a clever troll
Not sure if I just watched the superbowl  Or if I just watched commercials with Seahawks highlights
Cant tell if the pistons GM is joe Dumars or adolf hitler
Not sure if people fear commenting on facebook wall Or they just stopped following me
not sure if no picture or server just lazy
nOT SURE IF I'M FLATTERED OR OFFENDED
Can't tell if good at selling or so annoying people pay just to walk away
Not sure if I want chocolate Or pickles
Not sure if liked it... or really liked it?
Not sure if It's Winter or summer
OBVIOUS CONCLUSION IS OBVIOUS
not sure if false labor contractions or potential explosive diarrhea
not sure if used to the lancet or neuropathy getting worse
Not sure if confirmation bias or every anti-cyclist
Can't tell if Sober or drunk…
how come when i asked for change for a dollar you gave me 4 quarters instead of a new dollar?
Not sure if sarcasm or reason for future sarcasm
Not sure if friendly invite Or random spam by Sunny
not sure if I love going to the gym or I use it as an excuse to listen to good music
not sure if car seat heater or diarrhea
NOT SURE IF EUPHEMISM OR REAL ROCKET TO URANUS
not sure if test was easy or if im just dumb
not sure if i'm hungry because i'm hungry
Not sure if insomnia or just big bang theory marathon
not sure if good news or awesome news
keep calm  and be iman
IS CALLED JOSH GETS CALLED HITLER
Not sure if Jermaine JONES OR JERMAINE JACKSON
NOT SURE IF SHY OR NOT INTO ME
hummmm...NOT SURE IF HITTING ON ME  or just FLIRTING
not sure if that is a enemy or just a dead body with ghillie suit
nOT SURE IF I DID GOOD OR BAD.
not sure if my first letter got lost because your address changed or just being ignored
I can't tell but i think this is the 10000000 MN jokie I've seen
Not sure if dead or just that cold
NOT SURE IF I'M GOOD OR YOU SAK.
She texts
NOT SURE IF REAL BIRTHDAY or fake facebook birthday
Not sure if italian soccer team or italian diving team
Not sure if this is an artist moment  or a bipolar
not sure if she's laughing because my joke was actually funny or if she's just attracted to me
NOT sure how many times I have been used
not sure if i`m a ghost or people ar ignoring me
Not sure if bad or drawn that way
Not sure if Bill O'reilly is pandering to his christian base or just stupid
Not sure if i'm weird or you're all the same
DID I EMAIL HELPDESK OR SERVICE DESK? Hmmm
wHEN IT ASKS FOR YOUR PASSWORD NOT SURE IF TRICK QUESTION OR A LEGIT NEED
Not sure if bad with computers or just lazy
not sure if neighbors are having sex or hammering nails
not sure if cold keep me in bed or depression
not sure if a pro or a cheater
Not sure if moonta Leaders Or somalian government
Not sure if i've got nothing to talk about in my life or if everybody else are just egotistic crybabies
MOM SAYS IM SPECIAL SENDS ME TO ORPHANAGE
I'm not sure if he's serious or if his facebook was hacked.
not sure if in hell or justin beiber concert
Can't tell if trying to scam or if 4 chaos is good price
not sure if others are early or i am late
Not sure if i'm CAtholic or protestant
Not sure if I'm being productive or just cleverly procrastinating
not sure if actually trying to destory nation or mearly building on  horribly flawed ideology.
Not sure if proud of job stability or disappointed for not finding anything better
not sure if stupid memes or retards making them
Not sure if squinting or turning japanese
not sure if half empty or half full
not sure if I feel like crap cause I didn't do anything all day or didn't do anything all day cause I feel like crap
not sure if im tired or just really high
not sure if being fired or going on early retirement
Not sure if i'm sober or just pretending
Not sure if they drunk or just stupid
not sure if her boobs are big or her body is just small
Not sure if friends are being supportive or just happy that I'm in pain
HMMMMMMMM I KNEW THAT THEY WERE gay
not sure if i claim i left cat alone for 5 minutes or 5 hours
One does not simply  use the correct meme
Not sure if I feel like crap cause I didn't do anything all day or didn't do anything all day cause I feel like crap
Not sure if sick to stomach or just hungry
when bitches be musty you be lookin' like bitch i know you smell that
someone but not me
Not Sure if Taking Part in Movember Or Awesome all Year Round
hirap n2 asaaaa
Can't tell if old photo or hipsters
not sure if kids are being murdered or just screaming for fun
Not sure if 'Halloween' or Cosplay
not sure if anthony padilla or brendon urie
Not sure if really cool Or really gay
NOT SURE IF ANTI-HALLMARK OR ANTI-HOMOSEXUALS
NOT SURE IF DRUNK OR PLOTTING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
not sure if giving trust or having it stolen slowly
not sure if mumford and sons or a new song by avicii
not sure if he is really thankful of ali or just swimming with the stream
Not sure if phone or tablet
Never send questions to professor Don't know if I'm really smart or really stupid.
Not sure if i should upvote because the person in the video makes me cringe or downvote because I hate the person in the video
Not sure If hair is black or just blond
Can't tell if my brother's quickly closing out of porn or just playing league of legends
time to start working from home
not sure if i hate my job or just hate working
boys say they dont watch mlp  see alot of fanart by boys
not sure if excited about league or catching commentators' enthusiasm
Hey What The Face
Not sure if Irony  or just kidding me
Not sure if heatsoak Or if theres actually something wrong
Not sure if Gaui x3 or T-rex 450L.....
not sure if photography or pornography..
Not sure if pornography or giant octopus attack.
not sure if i should upvote this or to be disgusted
Not sure whats worse zimmerman verdict or sharknado
Not sure if the underpants was part of the costume design Or if superman is trying to get someone's attention.
not sure if car is running or the engine is still off
not sure if they really like kid rock or just from detroit
Not sure if Obama Bin Laden or Barack Osama
NOT SURE IF THATS BIEBER OR TAYLOR SWIFT
In Baltimore Not sure if it's Fireworks or gunshots I hear
Not sure if she wants me to tell her I love her during sex or call her a whore
Not sure if Armani perfume or toilet cleaner
Not sure if evil  or just greedy
Not sure if Right answers Or previous owner is trolling me
not sure if bottom text or top
ed ad
not sure if i believe or just have a crush on a christian girl
not sure if she doesn't answer cause she's mad or because she can't stop laughing
Not sure if liking my status because they are happy for me or glad that i'll be gone
not sure if she wet her pants or just really happy to see me
Can't tell if Earth's gravity is becoming stronger or just really lazy
whats that on the screen OH GOD ITS ME
not sure if i'm not sure or not
NOT SURE IF COP CAR OR CAR WITH A ROOF RACK
trying to decide if there really is pie
just realized my eyes look like boobs with stripes
they say one in three people cheat not sure if girlfriend or wife
not sure if trolling or just stupid
not sur if i became noob or the other team cheat
....Fapped.... All god-damned day
NOT SURE IF FRY OR FRY?
Not sure if wendy Or pipi long stocking
Not sure if new cat litter Doesn't clump as well Or cat is pissing in my closet more
not sure if great feature  or greatest feature
not sure if isaac let loose or they discovered big foot
Not sure if that is a muay thai gym or a summer falang fat camp
not sure if it's twitter or a blue bird
Can't tell if jersey shore or the apprentice
not sure if guy is mentally retarded or jerking off in public
not sure if i really miss my ex or im just really lonely
not sure if she likes me or she's just being nice
Not sure if it's monday or another nightmare
Not sure if motive for 3d Guns printing is liberty or Scare tactic
peace be with you and with thy... and also with you
not sure if special sauce or MAYONNAISE
Not sure if baby crying outside library or finalist in tears
not sure if high beams on or my car is just that low
Not sure if that's her waist or her waste
Not sure if a secret genius or just an idiot
not sure if people moving garbage cans or thunder
not sure if my room is really messy or if I've accidently built a fort out of t-shirts and dvd cases
Can't tell if paper is good enough to submit or just eager to get rid of it
not sure if complete shit or absolute genius
Not sure if this girl is in a relationship or in prison
NOT SURE IF ALL ASIANS LOOK LIKE ELVIS OR THEY JUST CAME FROM AN ELVIS CONVENTION
can't tell is serious or trolling
Not sure if I'm going to unlock or just check the time
Not sure if i'm going to unlock or just check the Time
NOT SURE IF ON LSD WHILE TAKING A SOOTHING BATH OR WATCHING 2001 : A SPACE ODYSSEY
Not sure if  drunk or foreign
not sure if she wants the d or if i've been gay friendzone'd
IS THAT ANTHONY PADILLA OR THAT OTHER GUY
Not sure if complement... or insult
not sure if no one heard i farted or just my cause i&#180;m using headphones
U Don't say?
not sure if starting war with north korea or syria
not sure if baseball player or flaming homosexual
Not sure if i like u
says he's not gonna be here for 4/20 because he'll be studying studying on 4/20
Not sure if runny nose is from allergies Or an actuAl cold
not sure if glenn beck is a comedic genius or a complete whacko
unsure if browsing r/worldnews more or world becoming more screwed up
Friends trying to understand HOW MY DEFINITION OF FUN includes the words bricks
Not sure if i should speak spanish or english to mexican dog
Not sure if hot or ugly in person
Not sure if I overcame the culture boundry Or If Im just that many generations away from mexican I dont even count anymore
nOT sURE IF CONDOM OR BROKEN GLOVE
NOT SURE IF TROLL OR JUST STUPID
Not sure if honda day or lawn mower convention
Not sure if drunk or only had 3 vodka based drinks
Cant tell if im learning so much because im in college.. or because high school taught me so little.
not sure if i see blocks in minecraft or just real life
Not sure if I have a boner Or my pants are too tight
not sure if legit cause or political bullpoo
not sure if you got my last message  or my phone is broken
NOT SURE IF NORTH KOREA WANT WAR.... OR JUST PULLING AN APRIL FOOLS PRANK
NOT SURE IF HOMOSEXUAL OR JUST REALLY GAY
not sure if actual science or just talking bullshit
Not sure if school locks doors to keep intruders out or students in
NOT SURE IF DUBTSEP OR JUST BAD RADIO RECEPTION
not sure if that sound is the neighbor's cat dying or neighbors having sex either way good.
NOT SURE IF GIRL WITH BEER GUT OR GUY WITH MAN BOOBS
used the wrong word twice in the same thread pretty sure you don't know the difference
Not sure if i should join or just run now
not sure if porno with plot or movie with sex scenes
not sure if want a relationship or want to have life of my own
not sure if 12 P.M or 12 A.M
Not sure if she's making fun of duck face  Or actually duck facing
Not sure if gareth bale is human or monkey
Not sure if  Friday or Fry-day
Not sure if humor or just stupidity
irish people
not sure if nice  or jerk for doing dishes
Not sure  if olof can be trusted
Pay Attention to the data invest in Social
Not sure if hipster
Not sure if the red pen exploded or if these are actual changes.
Not sure if the most common thing in the universe is hydrogen or stupid
NOT SURE IF I'M IN A RAGE OF SCHIZOPARANOIC DELUSION OR I'M READING A REALLY GOOD SPY STORY
NOT SURE IF I'M IN A RAGE OF SCHIZOPARANOIC DELUSION OR I'M READING A REALLY GOOD SPY NOVEL
Not sure if hamburger is beef or just looks like beef
not sure if racist or trolling
Not sure if the big bang happened again or was a nuclear explosion
Not sure if spider's dead or just waiting
Not sure if facebook hack or overshare
not sure if hot or just wearing suit
Not sure if she wants it or it is just me insisting
Not sure if hobo or hipster in zuhl
NOT SURE IF IT'S THE FLU OR THE PLAGUE
Not sure if flavor is light Or taste buds are broken
Not sure if Justin Bieber singing Or Crying
was that a  a wave or middle finger
not sure if i'm lazy
Not sure if I sHould relate Or be offended
when people go underwater in movies i like to hold my breath and see if i would survive in that situation
Not sure if my train is moving... ...or the one next to it is going the other way?
sorry about my last comment
NOT SURE IF REAL ENDING OR OVER EXCITED TRAINEE
Not sure if that's spanish or random letters
Not sure if brilliant use of irony Or incredible display of ignorance
not sure if constipated... OR BODY IS FUNCTIONING AT 100% EFFICIENCY
Not sure if black people hate nascar or white people
You could create your own meme Or keep hating all the old ones
not sure if i'm dumb or jus too smart to find other people dumb.
Not sure if I have pikachu ears or just cupboard handles
CAN'T EXPLAIN IF I WAS EDUCATED OR JUST SCHOOLED
Not sure if memes are really animals or i just don't get it
Not sure if Alex smith Or Steve Blake
Not sure if lame joke or eddie is confused as usual
Not sure if Serious or very sarcastic
Not SURE IF منتدي المصارعة أو كووورة إسبانية
NOT SURE IF THE VIDEO STOPPED OR HE STOPPED MOVING
Not sure if eyes failed me or lights flickered
Not sure if she is giving him an advice on how to bahave in the future Or she is trying to get him back
Not sure if girlfriend is ignoring me... or can't figure out new phone...
NOT SURE IF ACCIENTAL POWER OUTAGE OR PLANNED DISRUPTION OF SUPERBOWL
NOt sure if biker behind me or motorcycle cop
not sure if duke-NC State Game or 3 point shootout
Not sure if I've gotten more into makeup the past few years or if I just need it more
not sure if actual download Link Or Ad
NOT SURE IF UNLOCKING PHONE OR JUST CHECKING THE TIME
Not sure if spray tan or asian
Not sure if missed decimal  Or that biscuit is made of gold
Not sure if she just farted or listens to dubstep
not sure if trolling or just Tourette
NoT SURE IF KAEPERNICKING OR SMELLING ARMPIT
Not sure if upvote or just like
NOT SURE IF I GOT DUMPED OR IF SHE JUST FORGOT TO TEXT BACK
not SURE IF THAT GIRL IS ACTUALLY HOT OR IF I THINK SO BECAUSE SHE'S WEARING FEW CLOTHES
not sure if she laugh with me or laugh at me
not sure if I must fart or take a dump
not sure if typo or just a dumbass
Not sure if will ferrell or chad smith of red hot chili peppers
not sure if I should optimize or just add more pictures
Not sure if cute girl or just photoshopped
Not sure if cat really sees a bug or it's just hallucinating
Not sure if serbians came to kill albanians or theirself
NOT SURE IF YOU HAVE SUDDENLY ACQUIRED GOOD TASTE IN MUSIC OR IF YOU'VE BEEN SNEAKING A PEEK AT MY MUSIC LISTS
Can't tell if bad call quality or just PORTUGUESE
NOT SURE IF 'SAPLINGS' WAS USED METAPHORICALLY OR ACTUALLY JUST MEANT 'SIBLINGS' !
Not sure if she really loves me or is just keeping me around until someone better comes along
not sure if roommate is attractive  or just morning wood
Not sure if it was Raul Menendez Or just Cordis Die. Wait
Not sure ıf facebook is fast or ıe ıs slow
Not sure iF badass Or just better thAn Ashlen in evEry way
NOT SURE IF YOU WANT NEW MEMES BECAUSE YOU'RE BORED OR YOU ACTUALLY THINK THEY'RE FUNNY
Not sure if fever or hangover
Remember the gypsies Lock the doors
Not sure if kids are playing or killing each other
not sure if nra is trolling or really thinks more guns in schools is a good plan
Not sure if this is real right now Or the world has ended and the afterlife is shit
Just a Friendly Prop on A Very old Status? ...Or secretly stalking my past?
Not sure if I'm really smart or rest of the world is really stupid
Not sure if dying most painful death in history or just cramps
Not sure if very subtle when late at work or boss doesn't care
Not sure if guy is just really drunk or if I'm actually attractive
Not sure if playlist ended or start of pink floyd song
not sure if 'no or 'on'
not sure if blue stars played nws because you had to sail the sea to get to the new world or jaws
Not sure if he is good at gunz Or if no one good even plays this game
not sure if really stoned or really tired
That mOment when you suddenly realize they can also print money out of thin air to pay off the phony debt
NOT SURE IF WATCHING SPORTSCENTER OR JUST HIGHLIGHT EXPRESS
not sure if i should just stay up all night or sleep for an insignificantly short amount of time
NOT SURE IF JOE SWANSON OR STAN SMITH
not sure if i'm just unlucky or i'm a master in couple reunion
not sure if alien or ugly human
Not sure if Al Walser is a disgrace to edm Or music altogether
Not sure if white trash is celebrating christmas or lights have been up all year
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR JUST DIDN'T USE CONDOMS
Not sure if hipsters are evolving or that girl on the train works for a victorian era santa's village
NOT SURE IF PERSON IS SMALL OR JUST REALLY FAR AWAY
Not sure if I'm getting an education or getting ripped off
not sure if i should post about the snow OR COMPLAIN ABOUT EVERYONE POSTING ABOUT THE SNOW  or make a meme about whether i should post about the snow or complain about everyone else posting about the snow
NOt sure IF INGENIOUS DEDUCTION OR RANTINGS OF PSYCHOTIC LUNATIC
Not sure if vx-scsi Output or an alien message
Not sure if referring to actual india or really means native american
Not Sure if using fake facebook name or just got married
not sure if videogame's frame rate is bad or just the video
NOT SURE IF FUNNY OR OFFENSIVE
not sure if i have too many ideas for this paper or not enough
not sure if  drive on parkway or park on driveway
Not sure if a new rap song started playing Or if it's still the same one
Not sure If socially Acceptable Or if everyone else is just as socially awkward
Not sure if doing Thermodynamics OR PHILOSOPHY
Not sure if soft music is stimulating my mind Or making me very sleepy
Not sure if actually colorbind or just pranking me
CAn't Tell if eccentric proffesor  or Hobo
Not sure if big iphone or small ipad
unsure if icecream truck or ringtone
do men wear their pants under their bum to look cool or their pants are to tight and they cant fit them over their ass
not sure if really good date or just really enjoyed the movie
Not sure if i'm tired of facebook or tired of wall's friends with stupid posts
not sure if you actually want to be with me or your just being nice sometimes
Not sure if it's the zombie apocalypse on campus or just exam week
NOT SURE IF YEAR 7 OR MIDGET
Not sure if guy in front of me is driving drunk or texting while driving
NOT SURE IF INTERESTED  OR JUST WANTS A FREE MEAL
NOT SURE IF YOU GOT THE JOKE OR JUST WANTED TO BE NORMAL
Not sure if there is an actual problem Or the user is trolling me
not sure if it's justin bieber or just a fat ugly girl
Not sure if r/Atheism Or r/circlejerk
not sure if  bOy or girl
not sure if clever satire or just retarded rambling
Not sure if the world ends in one mOnth Or the mayans where just Messing with us
Not sure if you Really agree with me OR YOU AGREE WITH ME Just TO MAKE ME GO back to WORK FASTER
NOT SURE IF YOU'RE GOING         TO UNLOCK THIS IPHONE OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
NOT SURE IF PATRIOTS BEAT THE JETS OR JETS BEAT THE JETS
not sure if big forehead or baldness
not sure if complete idiot... or internet troll
not sure if she hates teletubbies or had a miserable childhood
eddy
Not sure if I'm gonna unlock my iPhone OR just check the tIme
NOT SURE IF BAZINGA OR rEAL ROBBERY
Not sure if now n later or really old starburst
no sure if romney was an idiot... or if he really does posess binders full of women
not sure if ex likes my status because she still likes me or is simply making fun of my pictures
Not sure if Ron Paul  or Aaron maloney
not sure if U mean that Or just want to troll us
Not Sure if took big hit or just Breathe in cold air
not sure if this is deja vu or something like it happened already
Not sure if teens would stop breathing if it were mainstream
Not sure if aging gracefully Or acting weak to camouflage disgrace of aging
not sure if it's christmas or neighbor left lights up all year
cant tell if halloween outfit or emo...
Not sure if coffee wakes me up or makes me sleepier...
not sure if i hate taylor swift or hate walgreens
Not Sure if Notre dame having bad day or if have to admit pitt might be good
not sure if guy is boinking female roomate or just a friend that sleeps over
Not sure if i have too many books or not enough books
Not sure if pube or beard hair
Not sure if there was enough time for the test or i didn't have much to write
not sure if dubstep or alien communication
Not sure if Romney's foreign policy or obama's
im not sure if that hipster... is male or female
Not sure if i should spare your facebook time line of another happy birthday post Or spam you with 700 happy birthday posts just to be that guy
not sure if nobody's here because i'm really early or really late
Not sure if green stuff is herbs and spices or mold
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD LIKE PIC BECAUSE OF OLD TIMES OR DISLIKE BECAUSE I AM TOO UGLY ON IT
NOt sure if dani gay or ultra gay
Women
Don't know if that status is genuine or if its just more attentino seeking bullshit
not sure if its avatar 2  or thatnickster's new video
Not sure if test was hard or we're just stupid
can't tell if MISSPELLING for comedic purposes or legitimately is incapable of spelling
Not sure if high caffeine tolerance or not getting enough caffeine
Not Sure IF IT IS THE PAKISTAN PREMIER LEAGUE OR THE PUNJAB PREMIER LEAGUE
Not sure that here pics are privet cause she's hot or cause she's horrifying
Not Sure if Fire Tender Or Water Cart
not sure if 'no' means 'no'
Not sure if playin' stupid or just plain stupid
not sure if 'freedom from' or 'freedom for'
obama voters: not sure if forgot last 4 years of hell or just buying into obama's false promises again
Not sure iF lazy Or JuSt plain stupid
just saw your text message from three hours ago NOT SURE IF i SHOULD IGNORE YOU OR SEND EMBARRASSINGLY LATE REPLY
NOT SURE IS REPOST OR ORIGINAL
not sure if team is full of noobs... watch entire team go to forrest of death...
not sure if i miss my ex or just miss having sex
not sure if a meme  or just text on picture
not sure if you&#180;r going to unlock this phone OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
Not sure if iphone screen taller Or my thumb got shorter
not sure if in wrong room or if who i was looking for turned black...
not sure if hangover or still drunk
student or teachers who gets pregnant more
NOT SURE IF BAD INFLUENCE OR REALLY GREAT IDEA
not sure if all player hacking or i sucks
not sure if CHARACTER class is o.p. or I'm really skilled
Not sure if crack was caused by earthquake or road was already shitty
not sure if amazing son or loser with no friends
not sure if FOOD IS tasty or only because i'M drunk
NOT SURE IF HE CALLED ME FAMILY OR I JUST GOT A NEW STALKER
cant tell if MODERN WARE 3  or modern WARFARE 2
Not sure if confused
Not sure if pugs  or just a bunch of morons
Not sure if fire alarm or soprano
not sure if compcert is better than code wars or exun clan
Not sure if everybody will be annoyed by getting many memes or become more creative
Not sure if slender man or just a tree
Not sure if nightmare or tory party conference
Not sure if legit Or high
Not sure if I like memes  or I'm addicted
not sure if zombie or beaten up drunk dude
not sure if old mumford and sons song or new mumford and sons song
Not sure if shabbirv is a troll
can't tell if serious  or just really good at sarcasm
not sure if i like maths or just hate every other subject
not sure if died while starting a bucket list or was a procrastinator
Zd&#225; se mi to nebo se mě nikdo nechce zeptat
not sure if jamani studies Civil Engineering or photoshop
Not sure if actually have free time Or just forgetting everything
or the bottom not sure if this is top caption
not sure if reposts or i'm addicted to scrolling
not sure if lulz is a basterdized version of lol or just pLURAL
Not sure if its rain or just dirty windows
not sure if obama's anti-white ...or really that stupid
Not sure if romney is killing it or obama is just sucking hard
Not sure if poetry bad or I have no idea what I'm reading
Not sure if avoiding me or just doesn't check their phone
Not sure if i've no idea what they mean or they are just complete idiots
not sure if i am discharged because i am healthy or because the report is not out yet
when i find the supervisor i'll let him know
not sure if Mass effect 3 was a BRILLIANCE of story telling
NOT SURE IF STUPID OR SNOTTY
not sure if you're messing with me or you're just stupid
Not sure if everyone around me is stupid or they are tricking me
NOT Sure if Didn't get it or messing with me
Not sure if porno Or independent film
Not sure if afk or just thinking about what i said
Not sure if she likes me or these 3 years i've been paying bills for more than 2 people
Not sure if you offered me gum because you like me or if my breath just smells bad
NOT SURE IF SHE'S QUIET BEACUSE SHE'S BUSY Or because she's ignoring me
Not sure if kidding or being a jerk
not sure if laptop  or piece of shit
NOt sure if i need another monitor or just would really like one
not sure if my left eye is closed more or if it's just the angle
not sure if making stylistic statement or just got dressed in the dark
Not sure if Troll OR JUST VERY STUPID
NOT SURE IF BEST KEBAB ON EARTH OR IN THE GALAXY
Everything you say sounds intelligent but actually it's bullshit
not sure if insult or complement
Can't tell if Denard Robinson... or T-pain
not sure if im an original character or marty mcfly
Not sUre if driver is drunK Or just using apple maps
Not sure if Kids are playing  Or BeIng murdered
Not sure if job interview  or filibuster
Not sure if you and your friends are glancing at me and giggling because you like me Or if It's because you think I'm a pathetic loser
Not sure if terrorists are real muslims or they are are pretending
Not sure if british or smartass canadian
Not sure if reading too much into this or if that really is supposed to be there
Not sure if Brodie hackett Or just Retarded
Not sure if dead Or just pullIng an indykuck
not sure if my facebook is invisible or nobody cares
not sure if I should stop or do more
not sure if you're good at making money or just good at lying about it
Not sure if mitt romney or Mr. Burns
Not Sure if girl is hot or hot only because shes in engineering
not sure if old internet lady holding up her glasses or measuring with her index finger and thumb
NOT SURE IF FRAUD OR JUST STUPID
not sure if they like me or just inviting me cos i am in the email loop
NOT SURE IF DUBSTEP OR MY SMOKE ALARM IS GOING OFF
Not sure if just giving good customer service... or hitting on my girlfriend
Not sure if 11. september Or 09/11
not sure if obama reading four year old speech or not
not sure if hot girl or fake profile
Not sure if bartender flirts with me
Not sure if Legolas Or just shortsighted
can't tell if gf is trolling or would actually consent to second GF
not sure if milf or minor
Not sure if water polo is with horses
Not sure if I am lazy like everyone or everyone is lazy like me
Not sure if suntanned  or  gypsy
not sure if it's a bad quality photo or it's a poor effect given by the photographer
Not sure if Best Buds Or Mortal Enemies
Not sure if Rhianna Or gay Spock
Not sure if horrible diet or horrible at doing laundry
Cant tell if aimed at me or if general comment
not sure if i stepped in water or just pissed myself
Not sure if i'm fat because i don't do sports or i don't do sports because i'm Fat.
not sure if facebook forcing me to share comments with everyone is bad or very bad
Not sure if you you really like my status Or just feel bad from my lack of likes
not sure if trying to be a comedian or just drunk
Not sure if antichrist or just justin beiber
not sure if she's really high or someone is there
not sure if instructions hard to follow or we're just stupid
Not sure if heart attack or minor musclepain
not sure if celebrity died or everyone's spreading a fake rumor about it
Not SUre if taylor swift just dates boys for song ideas or actually likes them
Not sure if slender man or just tree with a suit
not sure if pregnant or just FAT
Not sure if the Democrats and Republicans are adults or 5 year olds bickering at each other.
not sure if camera hate me  or i just ugly
Not Sure iF Laughing at me Or With Me
Not sure if babysitting younger sister or mother
not sure if i heard a fart  or the doorbell
Not Sure if Joking oR aCTUALLY rETARDED
not sure if a pro or everywhere's just full of noobs
Not sure if my right eye is a tie fighter or just a normal eye
not sure if tomboy or just ugly girl
Not sure if good post or just liking because its got lots of likes
not sure if the thing or sinead crilly
Not Sure if hot cheetos or takis
Not sure if nerd  or just hipster
NOT SURE IF INVISIBLE MAN OR CRAZY COWBOY
Not sure if ROcket Scientist or delivery boy
could be bowling balls
not sure if pokemon can only say their name or can only say what the're named after
Not sure if meme is overused Eh
not sure if compile goes well Or computer is just slow
not sure if internet is slow or everybody is registering  for their class
NoT Sure if your a gang member Or just using sign language
not sure if gay and flirting or straight and just being friendly
can't tell if she's liking it or faking it
Not sure if it's an insult or just a friendly name
Not sure if posts are getting funnier or if i'm just sleep deprived.
Can't tell if homestuck fandom is extremely Devoted or mentally insane
not sure if fag or swag
NOT SURE IF LORENA IS an obama robot or the most clever internet troll ever
just drank a glass of water before bed not sure i should go pee or not
Not sure if Zhi kai ignoring us Or too busy pak tor
Not Sure if Harry Potter and the Methods of rationality is awesome or just pandering to my nerd sensibilities
Not sure if unisa student? or degenerate
CANT TELL IF SPAM OR OFF TOPIC DISCUSSION
not sure if snow or just slurry
Not sure if internet full of morons or the smart people are laughing too hard to care
Not sure IF EMINEM OR AAMIR KHAN
not sure if zombie apocalypse or just bath salts
I'm not sure if Bender or Flexo
Not sure if i'm being complemented or mocked
Not sure if capitalism or fascism
Not sure if no hangover or still drunk
not sure if they 'like' forreal or just cause big boobs
Not sure if legs are skinnier or torso is getting fatter
Not sure if the name Tordis is a boys name or a girls name
Not sure if playing Game Or set up afk shop
not sure if pet shop boys or kkk
Not sure if girl is hitting on me or just wants a free drink
Not sure if trolling or being honest
Not sure if she is virgin or just on her period
NOT SURE IF PEOPLE ARE WISHING ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE THEY REMEMBER OR BECAUSE FACEBOOK TOLD THEM.
NOT SURE IF I LIKE Women VOLLEYBALL  Or Just ASS
Not sure if she didn't get my text... or if she's ignoring me...
not sure if weird laugh or heart attack
Not sure if Hungry  Or just bored and depressed
not sure if that is chuck norris or if its chuck norris' twin
not sure if animated or just really high
not sure if she's hot upclose or just from were i am
not sure if squinting or chinese
Not sure if prego Or just fat
Not sure if im really high... or
Not sure if 18 or im a pedo
Not sure if eyes are half open
Not sure if i can't find a clean loo or if there are no clean loos
Not sure if you're hitting on me or if I'm just full of myself
Not sure if meme sucked or just overlooked
Not sure if he is A celibate Or just forever Alone
not sure if i should be weirded out or flattered.
NOT sure if you are stupid or just a caco
not sure if i got friends because they like me or just because i have money
Not sure if Traffic jam Or ParkiNg Lot
Not sure if trolling or if just plane stupid
Not Sure IF Awome or Asosmwe
.... I need glasses
NOT SURE IF THIS POST DESERVE A LIKE OR I AM JUST TO DRUNK TO evaluate
Not sure if trolling or genuinely can't spell
Not sure if they understand I'M a FOREIGNER OR IF THEY THINK I'M JUST STUPID
NOT SURE IF GUNS KILL PEOPLE OR PEOPLE KILL GUNS
Not sure if excited for the ball or just excited for the after party
not sure if people become more and more stupid or just me being more sensitive
Not sure if siri is that useful or just good company for lonely people
not sure if first one to class or class canceled
Not sure if bad internet conextion or they just ignore me
cant tell if she's the sister or mother?
Not sure if im listening to dubstep or transformers having sex
NOT SURE IF HE LOVES ME or CHEATING ON ME
Not sure if just anxious Or if everyones actually out to get me
not sure if i got trolled or if i trolled
Not sure if trying to be funny Or just heartless
Not sure if Gay Or just playing
not sure if batman is making me cry Or insane man tossing tear gas
don't know if friendship or just fanta-sea
not sure if its arsenal vs mancity or arsenal vs arsenal
not sure if i want to be you or be on you
Not sure if OUYA is a good idea or an over-priced app store
notsure troll or just stupid
not sure if i should join red or blue
Not sure if i really built something or if obama built it for me
not sure if girls like me for my looks  or because im getting older and they getting younger
Not sure if panda express knows but none of the employees are chinese
Not sure if 'shirayuri' is a School Name or a japanese hooker
Is it gay? ...or is it army?
Not sure if trolling or just batshit crazy
Not sure if purposely bad or just terrible
Not sure if deja vu or just done the same thing 1000 times
Not sure if cosplay or weird fashion sense
NOT SURE IF WHITE GUY WITH AFRO OR ALBINO BLACK GUY
not sure if korra is hot or female anime character
young people in ramones/nirvana t-shirts not sure if actual fans or wearing them because they've seen other people wearing them
Not sure if he didn't see it or just planning his revenge
not sure if anchors are trendy or just live in new england
Not sure if retouching blemish or something on screen
Not sure if jim gaffigan or unoriginal douche
Not sure if fly in room Or distant lawnmower
So this is how asians see...
Not sure if meme generator or nuclear carbon physics
Not sure if missing punchline or
Don't know if DANIEL'S uniFOrm is orange  Or he is just Hairy
Not sure if compliment or sarcasm... Thanks
Can't tell if motorcycle or just car with missing headlight
Cant Tell If slayer solo or stepped on cat
Not sure if Katy Perry is asleep or wide awake
not sure if she is easy or  drunk
not sure if euro semifinal game or former axis powers
not sure if jeremy irons or drunk vietnam vet
looting stuff in diablo3 didnt that champ had molten on it?...
Not sure if my stuff got stolen or gotcha!
can't tell if wine or genuinely funny
Not sure if lebron wears headband for sweat or to cover receding hairline
Not sure if O face  or Oface
not sure if she is tranny or just a manly woman
nOT SURE IF SHE'S HOT oR i'M SMASHED
not sure if shes asian or am i the one squinting
Muse - The second law not sure if it's matt or skrllex
not sure if i am a facebook addict or too damn bored
Not sure if Alex Jones is an advocate for truth or just crazy
can't tell if it's chris bosh or a tyrannosaurus rex
NOT SURE IF GAY OR ULTRA GAY
Can't tell if dubstep or chewbacca got caught in the trash compactor
Not sure if genuinely upset or just attention seeking
CAN TELL IF FULL OR NEED 3 MORE PLATES
not sure if maths problem is really long  or I'm just doing it wrong
not sure if playing hard to get or doesnt want to talk to me ever again
not sure if trolling or trolling.
nOT SURE IF BEING SARCASTIC oR ACTUALLY LIKES wor
Not sure if it's really your birthday Or just trolling.
NOT SURE IF COMPLEMINT OR SARCASTIC JOKE
Y U NO.... oh wait
Not sure if flammable or INflammable
not sure if a student has something to say or he has to say something
not sure if Its Just a coincidence  Or youtube is trolling with us
Not sure if dropped on head at birth or just from colorado
NOT sure if thats choupeiro or rufus from kim possible
Not sure if tbh is honest or a joke?
NOT SURE IF ADDICTED OR JUST PROFESSIONAL
seth rogen not sure if he is ACTUALLY funny or if i'm just stupid
NOT SURE IF YARD SALE OR GARBAGE DAY
Not sure if Cam got hacked or just releasing EMBARRASSING secrets
Cant tell if unlocking iphone or just checking the time
not sure if hooker or 14 on facebook
not sure if referencing or plagiarising
Not sure if waiting for an answer or rhetorical
NOT SURE IF I MISS MY EX  or if im just jealous now that she has a boyfriend
Can't tell if Tributes Or Eurovision contestants
NOT SURE IF YOU MEANT DIE OR DYE
Not Sure If cUTE OR DiSTURBING
Not sure if i am devils fan or a bandwagon
Not sure if parents have accepted weirdness or just tired of fighting it
Not sure if I'm Farting Or diarrhea
NOT SURE IF 9 GAG IS GAY OR IF 9 GAG IS GAY....
Dont know if fellaini or witsel
Have my headphones in But not sure if anyone heard me fart
NOT SURE IF RETARDED OR JUST MENTALY CHALLENGED
not sure if Im the smartest man or just surrounded by idiots
Not sure if stoned Or just really tired
not sure if broken glass or icecube
not sure if knows me or just translated my username
not sure if needed or messing with me
Not sure if watching sponegbob is nerdy or just awesome
Not sure if blizzard realy fixes servers or just wants to troll all the customers
Not sure if Bronchitis Or Bongchitis
not sure if mum getting bitchier or just hormones
not sure if real life or xfx radeon 7000 series graphcis
not sure if lady is pregnant or just really fat or both
Not sure if mature younger cousin or immature older cousin
Not sure if sweat or pissed myself
DONT KNOW IF TEACHERS KNOW NOBODY DOES REVISION HOMEWORK
not sure if blue balls or badly positoned nuts
not sure if herping or derping
not sure  if i eat the cake myself or give it to the guests
Don't Know what to do? Ask questions
Not sure if cher or chad michaels
Not sure if they have bad form or just doing crossfit
not sure if done studying everything or just given up
Not sure if girls are stressed about exams or attention seeking
NOT SURE IF BENZENE Or 1
not sure if friend is gay or hes just scared to talk to girls
not sure if they are a gold party or just people giving out snacks
not sure if fart stinks or smells good
Not sure it girls are laughing and giggling at me because i'm ugly or because  i'm Hot
Not sure if... i want to live on this planet any more?
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME BOBCATS WON?
Not sure if im not sure or too lazy to think
can't tell if being polite or just hypocrite
not sure if rims are painted black or just covered in brake dust
not sure if high or cant count
NOT SURE IF WEB RADIO PLAYER LOCKED UP OR START OF A PINK FLOYD SOND
NOT SURE IF SHE CHEATED OR ADOPTED A BLACK KID
Cant tell if volume suddenly turned down or im just getting deaf
gets cupcake on 4/20 not sure if i should eat it
Not sure if scam or if your serious
I'm Not Sure If This Game Leads To Kingdom Hearts 3 Or It Leads To Another Storyline
not sure if i should go for it or just stay in the background
i don't get it
Not sure if in the dark ages or just in north carolina
not sure if the long meaningful texts means she likes me or if she's procrastinating and has nothing better to do
not sure iF no IMportant issues worldwide OR I just watch the news less
not sure if pants or boner
not sure if hungry or car sick
Not sure if unattractive girl or just jayse fullerton
not sure if gunshots or the sox just hit a home run
Not sure if Funny or just stupid
Not sure if cool movie I overlooked... Or Straight to dvd crap
Not sure if i should call teacher mrs or ms
not sure if printer is just stupid or trolling me
not sure if really mad or just saying 'k' because ur lazy
Not sure if this band is good or just really loud
nOT SURE IF A SEAL IS DYING OR MARK IS LAUGHING
Not sure if ready for exam... or given up...
Not sure if new song or if all songs on pop radio sound the same
Not sure if black people are successful or just that black man
not sure if instagram is an app for fun or an app for random people to talk shit
NOT SURE IF TROLL GETTING OR JUST STUPID
oor if i can just see that big e.... cant tell if i need glasses
not sure if food is super delicious and spicy or just hot
can't tell if she is playing hard to get ...or if she thinks i'm gay
Not Sure if Mutton Dressed as lamb or just over sized salami
Not sure if the dog's dead or just sleeping
NOT SURE IF I'M RECEIVING A FAX AT WORK OR CO-WORKER IS LISTENING TO SKRILLEX
Not sure if this is actually good cuddle weather or if i just always want to cuddle
Not sure if duck face... or really cute?
I'm not sure she is listening to dubstep or watching star wars
Not sure if knows answer or just copying from book
not sure if i already heard this music or if i just confusing that one with another
not sure if underboob or just side of butt
not sure if they hate one direction or they just hate me...
Not sure if female or tranny
Not sure If lack of sleep or lack of coffee
Not sure if He's totally serious or if i'm being trolled
CAN'T TELL IF YOU'RE FAT.. OR FAT AND UGLY
not sure if boobs are really that big or fake
Can't read my.. Poker face
Not sure if I love or i'm afraid of that
Not sure if really good Or really bad wingman
cant tell if fog or smoke
NOT SURE IF I MET HER BEFORE OR STALKED HER PROFILE ON FACEBOOK
not sure if brisbane state high school prefect or just Tram le
not sure if posting new meme or wasting my time
Can't tell if she wants the d or is drunk out of her mind...
not sure if people are wishing me happy birthday because they remember or because facebook told them
Not sure if iron woman is superhero or a command
Not sure if I'm racist or everybody except me is awful
CaN'T TELL IF FAILED EXAM OR  MARKS WERE CALCULATED INCORRECTLY
can't tell if cumming... or just breathing heavily
not sure if cat doesn't know she blocking my computer screen or she meant to doing it?
not sure if people are stupid or im just cynical
not sure if I should write MY thesis or play the guitar...
not sure if missing friends or just missing all the free time training had to offer
Not sure if i should comment the t-shirt  OR THE WHOLE GIRL with the flower
Not sure if Frape or Claudia just being claudia
Not sure if Girl is checking me out Or just sniffing me
NOT SURE IF WORK ACTUALLY SUCKS OR ART TEACHER FOUGHT WITH HER HUSBAND AGAIN
Unsure if i snorted cocaine or powdered sugar
not sure if hacked or just came out of the closet
Not sure if people care about my birthday or they just posted cause facebook reminded them
dump her now or wait till college
Can't tell if they are creepers or if they just have an awesome name
Not sure if male or female
not sure if kaibin is laughing at the picture or at me
Not sure if she's hot or playing the angles
Not Sure if ess logo or Communism symbol
Not sure if listening to Dubstep Or speakers crossed a wire
Not sure if i should be turned on or terrified
Not sure if conference or just nerds drinking beer
Not sure if offended or...confused.
Don't know if they are close friends or gay lovers
How you gna run from Bookie Without Legs?
Not sure if friend... ...or just really friendly sodexo worker.
not sure if there is a ring around the sun or i'm still high
Not sure is she's flirting... or just trying to get a bigger tip.
Not Sure if burrito... is a taco
Not sure if scratching nose or secretly telling me i have a booger
girls singing a song about being FIFTEEN i am FIFTEEN
CAN'T TELL IF the truman show OR ed tv
Not sure if I wanna kiss her or punch her in the duckface
not sure if troll or real love from dragon
Not sure if just really good FPS player or just camping while we're not looking
not sure if gay Or just the 90s
I don't usually generate meme but when i do i use the wrong image
not sure if serious or just want's to lure all girls...
Cant tell if heart is slowing down or if i ate too many tacos
Not sure if making words up  or just excedeptionomaiccally clever
Not sure if root beer is made from roots or from beer
not sure if semester break or time allocated for assignments
Not sure if my snot is continuously being produced and is therefore endless or just bizarrely accumulated somewhere
Not sure if zombie or just girl running
Not sure if hes a pervert or just really gay
Not sure if EWB stands for engineers without borders or engineers with burgers
nt sure if lmakeup mbacha3a or hiyye bech3a mn asesa
Not Sure Whether She's hot Or I'm DRunk
not sure if sigma chi or just huge douche
Not sure if Its Katy Perry or zooey Deschanel
Not sure if you're checking time Or unlocking phone
Squint really hard trick the teacher into thinking you are paying attention
Not sure if Hot Neighbor is banging dudes all the time Or her washer is off balance
Not Sure if heart attack or panic atttack
Not sure if thesis is good or prof gave up on me
not sure if doesn't care or doesn't think
not sure if she likes me or just wants a ride
Not sure if gatekeeper Or keymaster
not sure if duckface or the standard schnute
its easter now wheres my cadbury egg at?
Not sure if your meme is funny or stupid
Not sure if she's hot or I'm DRUNK
Not sure if they look  because they think i'm Pretty or ugly
not sure if cool video or rick roll
Not sure if luck or just skill
Not sure what im looking at...
Not sure if chat is full of trolls or bronze
Not sure if umberto bossi or just arglarglflal
NOT SURE OF ACTUALLY INTERESTED or just friendzoning me
Not sure if rOnald McDonald  Or scary looking ginger
not sure if getting sick or just allergies
Not sure if dead or sleeping
not sure if i know how to work this desk or if im just lucky nothing gone wrong
Not Sure if potato-carrot or ginger-squash soup
Not sure if blake griffin or acne riddled teenager
Cant tell if stripper Or ten year old girl on facebook
NOT SURE IF IT IS A SHARK OR A DOLPHIN
not sure if duckface or that other thing
Not sure if obama is really good speaker or just reading from a teleprompter
not sure if photoshopped or real
Can't tell if april fool's joke or actual thing
not sure if republican candidate Or just prick
wonder if world realises that kony is just a black actor hired by obama
Not sure if leveling up is good or bad
Skyrim... not sure true story
Not sure if DLC or already on disc
Not sure if orange is named after the color or if the color is named after the fruit
not sure if antisocial or doesn't like me
NOT SURE IF SHE want to talk to ME OR JUST WANT TO ASK HOMEWORK
Cant tell if early april fools joke or fun tool
Not sure if she's really interested or just desperate because the bar closes in 30 minutes
not sure if she's really interested or just desperate because the bar closes in 30 minutes
i cant tell if they're lesbians or they're just close best friends.
Not sure if mars with nuts or snickers.
not sure if their derby name is a play on words or i'm stupid
Not sure if random bald guy or pence
NOT SURE IF GOOD PROFESSOR OR ENTIRE SUBJECT IS COMMON SENSE
NOT SURE if hung over or still drunk
not sure if stupid or ignorant
Don't know If i'm going back to school for a better education or because I really hate my job
Not sure if the music i'm making is catchy or if i've just been hearing it too damn much
not sure if matt or kim pretending to be matt
Not sure if funny or disgusting
Not sure if a funny picture or just tired
not sure if smells like dead animal or just k building
NOT SURE IF DIEING OR JUST HUNGRY
not sure if that's her brother or I've just been reading too much courage wolf
Not sure if asian ...or just bad vision
not sure if i am too patient  or patient exist no more
not sure if actually taking hits or just inhaling cold air and really high
not sure if playing along or didn't get the joke
Can't tell if enhanced graphics or photoshop job
Not sure if they received my message or if they're ignoring me
not sure if boxxy is annoying  or if she is actually attractive ....
not sure if she's hot or i'm just wasted
not sure if a kind guy ...........or  a kind of gay
Not sure if muscular or tranny lady
Can't tell if gym is big or just empty
not sure if hands are cold or if balls are hot
Is caterer a badass or a dumbass?
I CAN'T SEEM TO FIND WALDO
not sure if frying pan or drying pan
not sure if you are mentally preparing for wild crazy sex tonight... or deflecting with a 'ha'
Not sure if gmod is hacked Or if forum is hacked
not sure if dream or drunken memory
not sure if blue links are new or were just uninteresting the first time
not sure if it's a poorly focused photo or instagram
not sure if you are going to unlock this phone or just checking the time
not sure if philosoraptor or raptor-jesus
not sure if lame pun coon or if im being incoonherent
Not sure if boy with long hair or girl with short hair
Not sure if obama is crappy socialist or really good fascist
not sure if i'm normal or just nobody told me i'm retarded
NOT sure if if girl is staring at you or just lost in thought
not sure if im funny or just a bellend
Don't know if he supports the cancer in breast or supports the elimination of breast cancer
not sure if woman is pregnant or just really fat
not sure if trolling or actually serious
Not sure if iphone is ringing or knife party is playing
Not sure if really after peyton manning or just dumb enough to trade away best player
Not sure if clock reset automatically or I'm off an hour
NOT SURE IF REAL UGANDAN WARLORD or another 'african uncle left you his fortune'
Not Sure if nice or mocking me
not sure if she ignores me or my clock speed
not sure if cramps or just gas
Not sure if actually want to kill myself or just side-effect from portfolio
Not sure if joseph kony or an african man who looks like him
Not sure if pants shrunk in the dryer or fat ass.
Not sure if kobe skipped college to make money or if he just wanted to avoid passing
not sure if care package or explosive decoy
Not sure if hungover or actually sick
Not sure if Hungry or bored
not sure if stop reapers  or buy fish
not sure if anyone will notice this meme or if it will stay at the bottom forever
NOT SURE IF SPEECHLESS OR SHY
not sure if boosting or just bad
not sure if she's a streetwalker or just a first year.
Not sure if I want a six-pack on my body or in my body
NOT SURE IF BOOSTING OR JUST REALLY BAD AT GAME
Not sure if bat-shit crazy or on period
Not sure if cracked screen or just a wallpaper
not sure if girl are stupid bitchs or crazy bitchs
Not sure if old people  or gangbangers
Not sure if serious or just quoting song lyrics
Not sure if drunk or just foreign
Not sure if society is getting dumber or im getting smarter
Not sure if that means I'm awesome or everybody else sucks
not sure if i'm not sure or if i'm just not sure
not sure if ishould hold door or too far away
Not sure if growing up in an increasingly unstable world or reddit is just making it apparent
NOT SURE IF DOG HAS GOOD HEARING OR JUST FAPPING TO LOUDLY
not sure if you're going to unlock this iphone or just checking the clock
Not sure if dreaming i am high Or I Am high and dreaming
Not sure if I actually have a lot of homework Or if I'm a horrible procrastinator
Not sure if they're lying or i have been underestimating myself
not sure if unlocking phone or just checking time
not sure if TF2 skills are improving or because of F2P
Not sure if still updating Or BRICKED
Not Sure if katie cannon is really quotable or i just love katie cannon.
Not sure if paradajz or kukuruz
not sure if charging at me  or standing still
NOT SURE IF HORSE OR SARAH JESSICA PARKER
Not sure if its a frape it is actually their birthday
NOT sure if reality or a dream so true
Where is  Waldo?
Not sure if Zouni in africa with orphens or just on extended holiday in france ???
not sure if insomniac or dedicated redditor
Don't know if she's really
not sure if wsbe or cola
Listerning to 'my name is skrillex
Not sure if converstations I had with people 5 years ago on facebook is okay to still be there or im just being paranoid
Not sure if social experiment or if plane is actually going down
not sure if hungry or just bored
not sure if trolling or just stupid
can't tell if smart or just using really big words
not sure if santa or Dr. lytle
Not sure if mary was a virgin Or Just told joseph cause she did  a roman
not sure if he's a bro or sexist prick
Not sure if asya or aaron
Not sure if gay or just pledging
NOT SURE IF BUS HAS BROKEN DOWN OR BUS DRIVER IS JUST WHACKO
NOT SURE IF PRONounced meem or meh meh
not sure if human biscuits or dog biscuits
midgets.. not sure if i should... ........................................kick them or hug them
not sure if hungover or just tired
Don't know if genuinely concerned or passive AGGRESSIVELY controlling
not sure if they sent me daughters when i asked for sons
Dont know if that is really mom Or my dad just picked up some hottie...
not sure if he's drunk or just wants us to think he's cool
Not sure if conor cares about America's future or just enjoys Bashing fundamentalists
Not sure if mitch doesn't get any of my texts Or just chooses purposefully to ignore me
Not Sure if procrastinating Or being lazy
Not sure if tasty food smell or nasty burp/fart smell
When someone post something tragic on facebook Not sure when i click 'Like' im saying 'sorry' or 'YEA!!'
Can't tell if annoyed that didn't have the idea THEMself OR IS GENUINELY AN ETHICAL PERSON...
Not sure if you guys know your own language
Not sure if imigur is broken or my internet is just terrible
Not sure if photoshopped or just horribly insensitive news
not sure IF HERE IS DAMN BORING OR IF I AM BORED LIKE HELL
NOT SURE IF IRONY OR REAL ENTHUSIASM
Not sure if it's math or chinese
Can't tell if serious post or just trolling
Not sure if talking to me or talking to him
? такой умный ???  или в?е тупые?
Not sure if being humorous Or just stupid
not sure if troll or person genuinely disagree's
Not sure if trolling Or can't tell a joke
not sure if bad trolls or just retards
NOt sure if really drunk or if framerate is really bad
Not sure if high Or havin' a good time
not sure if bored or just sober
not sure if tub of lard or chris christie
not sure if girl or TRANSVESTITE
not sure if it smells awful or awesome
Not sure if bro moment or homosex
not sure if serious  or being awesome
not sure if i should cut the red wire or the blue
NOT SURE IF SMALL INDIAN 10TH GRADER OR SMALL INDIAN 6TH GRADER
not sure if the glass is half full or half empty
not sure if it's weekend or i'm late for school
not sure if twins or just asians
NOT SURE IF THERE WAS A MAN STANDING IN THE FOREST OR A GHOST
NOT SURE IF DOGS DEAD OR JUST PLAYING DEAD.........
NOt sure if instrumental Or mute-spitter is killing this track
Can't tell if really good troll Or just EXTREMELY stupid and IGNORANT
Can't tell if faggot or pledge
not sure if really attractive or just has really ugly friends
Not sure if i need glasses or if the world has become that fuzzy
Not sure if Delicious whipped cream or Just cream cheese
Not sure if essay or wordvomit
not sure if missed joke or counter trolling
compile program compiler seg faults
Not sure if can simply walk into mordor
not sure if racist or just anton nilson
chips or chips.
not sure if fry or brock with orange hair
not sure if texting in class or just smiling at crotch
Not sure if I'm trapped in the friend zone Or see is waiting for me to make a move
Not sure if also can't sleep or just up really early
Not sure if doing well Or people are being nice to me because I have aspeRgers syndrome
Not sure if i'm asian or squinting my eyes
Not sure if 22 year-old girl or sex offender
not sure if kids cereal box game is too hard  or kids these days are just geniuses
not sure if dc'd cause of jumping  or i got banned for account sharing
can't tell if ratio decidendi or obiter dicta
not sure if retarded or just don't remember it's what i did a few days ago
Not  sure if he is Gay or he just wear pink polo
can't tell if vacuum cleaner is about to explode or if song has just reached the drop
Not sure if he is going to concede or disconnect
Not sure if they actually knew or just used wikipedia
not sure if doing something important on iphone or just playing words with friends
Not sure if falling or about to wake up
Not sure if antique car or just really shitty
Not Sure if Hot Emo Chick Or Ugly Emo Guy
NOT sure if My Homework is just too difficult or I'm just too lazy to do it
Not sure if Aroused or have to pee
Not sure if deeper analysis  Or just using longer words
Not sure if chemistry or hell
not sure if this makes me more efficient or less
can't tell if always online or stays signed in
not sure if unibomber  or a dartmouth professor
Not sure if i understand memes
not sure if forever alone guy or talking tumor
Not sure if they actually want me to come or they just invited their whole friend's list
Not sure if thats jessica parker  or an ugly horse
Not sure if datsyuk is magician or everyone else just sucks
Not sure if lazy or just retarded
NOT SURE IF PASSED THE TEST OR TEACHER FELT SORRY AND PASSED ME
Not sure if STevenson Coffee house Or Apple Store
Not sure if camping is better or ruined
not sure if more annoyed by duckface photos  or people complaining about them
Not sure if i'm not sure or if i'm not sure of being sure at all
Not sure if i'm in mexico or home depot
not sure if trolling or being trolled
Not sure if she's flirting with me Or she's just being nice
Not sure if talking to weird compsci or trinmo
can't tell if animal or just chuck testa
not sure if ugly or too much make-up
not sure if slim shady or marshall mathers
NOT SURE IF CLASSMATE HAS LEGIT QUESTION OR JUST SHOWING OFF
Not sure if the scanner is broken.... or if he's OVER 9000!?!?!
not sure if cod players are high or just stupid
Not sure if I should go to veishea concerts this year or just blackout
watching nhl network not sure why a black guy is there
not sure if gay or just really friendly
Not sure if lacuna coil or evanescence
Not sure trying to lighten moOd Or just being an ass
Not sure if speakers are broken or just listening to dubstep
not sure if smarter than other people or just boring
not sure if 'this is how my cat sleeps every night' posts are actually cats sleeping or dead cats put into cute poses
Not sure if she likes lions because they are cute or because they get down
not sure if storm or milion pikachus
Not sure if storm or million pikachus
Can't tell if dg or fat as shit squirrel
CAN'T TELL IF FAT OR JUST LEGS ARE FAT
Not sure if serious  Or there is such a thing as cat breading
not sure if you're 21 or 14
not sure if hung over or dying
Volgens mij klaar je sannies
IS That a pigeon or peter griffin taking a dump on my windshield
Not sure if valet... ...or bride's cousin ernesto
Not sure if I got better in essays or I got better in Bullshitting
not sure if it's you beautiful or it's me got drunk already
Watched twilight For the first time ...
not sure if firetruck or potato
NOT SURE IF I really love YOU or I AM addicted to the pain of wanting something I can't have.
Not sure if girl is hot or I'm Just in engineering
not sure if trying to be racist or trying to be CAPTAIN obvious
Not sure if guy is wasted or on the autism spectrum
cant tell if bug or feature
Not sure if she likes me or just wants to go to semi-formal
not sure if mad or a hater
NOT SURE IF GOOD GRADE OR JUST TOO CONFORMIST
facebook at 4am not sure if good time to sleep or just stay on longer
not sure if i like hedo turkoglu because he's talented or because i think he's hot
Not sure if speakers are broken or just really good dubstep
Not sure if you're stupid or just pretending
Cant tell if game is terrible or permanent friend zone
not sure if hungry or just bored
teacher wants 500 words. did it in 10 don't know if genius or moron
not sure if Steak Or stake
Women's rights not sure if joke or being punk'd
Not sure if conversation is going well or if being really creepy
Not sure if slow internet or if computer has a shitload of viruses
Can't tell if real life or just a fantasy
Can't tell if horrible liar Or extremely stupid
Not Sure if cheerleader are hot or just the cheerleader-effect
Not sure if real woman or fake profile of everything I love
Can't tell if obese or just pregnant
Not sure if bad luck Or god trollin
Not sure if she's manipulating me or just stupid
Not sure if tired or just really bored
seth rogen claims to have a massive erection. not sure if joking or eunuch
Not sure if sarcasm or just yelling enthusiastically
Not sure if javascript slow Or java process out of control
Can't tell if cashier was just being nice by giving me the senior discount Or if I really look 65 years old.
Not sure if Ikea Or just Raxan
not sure if trolling or  just ignorant
not sure if hooker or just from michigan
The worst thiing a girl can do to a guy in today's time -- is to friendzone him.
Not sure if t-shirts shrunk or getting fat
not sure if gay or tom cruise genuinely charismatic
Not sure if he's doing it wrong Or I just fell for an elaborate joke
Not sure if SOPA or pipa sounds funnier
Not sure if serious or just trolling
Not sure if Sam is a girl or a boy...
not sure if sincerely touching story or faking drama to get to trending
Not sure if sick or allergies
Not sure if they knew/remembered or if they saw on facebook
Overslept class Class at 1pm
Not sure if I should laugh or be sad
Not sure if crappy music or dying cats
Take pants off? or keep faking attention
NOT SURE IF BEING SARCASTIC OR JUST MENTALLY DAMAGED
Not sure if my footsteps or nearby enemy
Not sure if on drugs or tired and dumb
dont know if its raining or just the loud fan?
not sure if troll or stupid
not sure if i'm too worried about her or i'm just be annoying person for her
Not sure if alcoholic or computer scientist
not sure which UTF-8
Not sure if the broncos are good or if the steelers are worst?
not sure if banned or posts are deleted so fast
can't tell if satire or just plain dumb
Not sure if kia or hyundai
not sure if getting goosebumps from music or JUST COLD
cant tell if dyslexic or troll
Not sure if sore because workout was good or if sore because getting old
not sure if Tripping or just bubbles
Can't tell if pregnant  or  just fat
Can't Tell If serious
not sure if hipster or european
not sure if you're a pyro... or just really stoned.
Not sure if your flirting with me or you just want me to buy something
not sure if friendly or really likes me
Not sure if People in other room are really loud or walls extremely thin
NOT SURE ALL 9GAG GIRLS HAVE BIG BOOBS OR FAKE PHOTOS
Not Sure if Fantastic ass Or wallet
Not Sure if eyes closed or asian
not sure if nauseous because im hungry or because i ate to much
can't tell if i want to have sex or just want to eat something
Not sure if girlfriend is really smart or im just getting stupider
Not sure if drunk or really concentrated
Not sure if it's a leg or just a kebab
not sure if i must fap or sleep
NOT SURE IF i HAVE LOST it or it just gets settled
Not sure if mom is awake upstairs or Serial killer
not sure if trolling or genuinely have no idea
not sure if the trending page is too slow  or i'm just too addicted to 9gag
NOT sure if god or noel gallagher
CORRECT CHARACTER BUT WRONG GAME...
Right character wrong game
Not sure if wishing merry christmas or offering sexual favors.
not sure if laughing or crying
not sure if prostate exam or..didnt i go to the dentist?
Not sure if this is actually dank weed or if we just get the scraps from real states
NOt Sure IF It's a repost Or just Already seen it on the voting page
Not sure if it's dubstep or just whale noises
not sure if someone else was in the server or just a typo
i dont know if i love 9gag or im just dependent of it
Not sure if duncan or mcmurty
NOT SURE IF JUST BAD TROLL OR RETARD
typed somthing not sure if i did something wrong
North Korea: not sure if crying from sadness or happiness
battery gone from phone after bar night morning: not sure if broken
Can't tell if wearing shorts Or epic camel toe
can tell if shuffling or having an epileptic seizure
Coincidence? ..I think not
Not sure if specialist or lieutenant colonel
Not sure if we're perfect for eachother or just terribly wrong
YOU WEREN'T THERE MAN... you werent there..
Not sure if it's a fart Or I will shit my pants
not sure if SHOULD I STAY OR SHOULD I GO
Not sure if I did something wrong or she's just on her period
my glass of coke? or his glass of pepsi
not sure if this page is serious or just a stupid cause against ofwgkta
Not sure if cute or animal cruelty
not sure if online... or away
Not sure if hacked or random profile picture change
not sure if coffee is too hot but i dont want to try it and find out
not sure if the post sucks or i'm just in a bad mood
Not sureif your retarded Or just being you
Can't tell if tired Or just tired of studying
Not sure if gay or french?
not sure if your racist or just a troll
Not sure if medic or red spy
Not sure if hacked or being honest
Not sure if big boobs or just skinny body
not sure if 9gag is really funny or i don't want to start my homework
not sure if i'm a genius  or extremely retarded
Not sure if i have fever or i am just too sexy
not sure if drunk or speaks the truth
Not sure if duckface or pooping
Your boobs are too small.... Or your butt is just oo big...
not sure if i'm genius or the test just too damn easy
not sure if my code is broken or my computer is just reaallly slow
Wide screen mode 'on'
i see what you did there
ANALYSIS Not SUre about the Last 4 lEtter
Not sure if dreaming or just really
Not sure if sam windham or the maid from family guy
not sure if parents are actually coming home that early or just don't want me to throw a party
Not sure if tooth broke or candy
Not sure if i should nod or if i should laugh
NOt sure if driving too fast or everyone ELSE Drivin too slow
Not sure if it's a troll Or just stupid
Not sure if cardassian or kardashian
not sure if i am at uni or still high school
Not sure if Patella femoral syndrome or arrow in the knee
I have no clue what the brushy things on the sides of escalators are
Not sure if Boy or girl
NOT SURE IF GAY OR HOMOSEXUAL
SKIRT OR SHORTS
... ...
not sure if checking me out or reading t-shirt
Dont know if stuck in elo hell or everyone on league is retarded
Not sure if philosoraptor  OR Conspiracy Keanu
not sure if twilight or just gay
not sure if she has high expectations for love or just watched too many chick flicks
NOT SURE IF HIPSTER or RELIGIOUS JEW
Not sure if Bill is Chinese Or himalayan?
Not sure if losing interest or took arrow in the knee
cant tell if lying or happier now
Not sure if british history or a soap opera
Not sure if he is speaking danish Or if he is choking
sober -- did not drink tonight see that friends posting right now are probably drunk
Not sure if link is coincidence or she knows all my favorite bars
NOT SURE IF TWILIGHT OR JUST GAY
not sure if proper comeback or just having fun making these pictures
Not sure if gay or just Homosexual
not sure if existential crisis or watching the meaning of life
Not sure if lame mom or undercover sneaky
not sure if democracy or corporatocracy
Not sure if Herman Cain or Tiger woods
not sure if i'm right or if you're wrong
Can't tell if sand or snow
Not sure if justin bieber or a girl with a personality disorder
not sure if still high or just tired
not sure if trolling or just awesome
NOt sure if skilled or just no life
NOT SURE IF GOOD GUY GREG IS SMOKING SPLIFF OR A JOINT
Not sure if hungry or too hungover and about to puke
not sure if amnesia or where the fu** am i?
NOT SURE IF HIPSTER OR GAY
Not sure if I dropped my wallet or just black people
Not sure if CD IS SKIPPING OR JUST REALLY AWESOME DUBSTEP
not sure if winter or skyrim
Not sure if killer in backseat or backpack
not sure if take me out by franz ferdinand or trampled underfoot by led zeppelin
not sure if speakers are breaking or my hearing is
NOT SURE IF 0 OR O
Not sure if Part of top Or Julia has sweaty boobs
not sure if he is gay or just european
Not sure if everyone's stupid Or I'm really that smart
Not sure if sleepy or chinese
Can't tell if r/gaming or r/skyrim
nOT SURE IF RADIANT AI... ...OR BETHESDA WANTS YOU TO KILL KIDS
not sure if pervert or movember
Not sure if dragon attacking or if flying above and wolf attacking
Not Sure IF Insane in the brain or jump around
Not sure if i wanna watch twilight again or jump off a cliff
no sure if troll or just drunk
Not sure if sun still here
NOT SURE IF FAME STOLE MY GOAT OR IM JUST WOAT
not sure if 15 or 16
Not sure if skunk outside or just really dank weed
not sure if confused or not
Not sure if 6am or 6pm
not sure if paralllel universe or soviet russia
Not sure if cute girl with hot body Or a trap
red car... good point...
not sure if wrong grammar or just austrian
not sure if missing ex GF or just her mouth
not sure if bored or just too lazy to be productive
NOT SURE IF IN THE FRIENDZONE OR EVEN A FRIEND
Not sure if occupy or just black friday
Not sure if all those people actually found/rescued those animals Or just lying through teeth
NOT SURE IF SHE'S NOT INTO ME OR IF SHE REALLY IS BUSY TONIGHT
Not sure if fog or smog.
Not sure if hating on 4chan or if just not getting it
Not sure if it's a deep thought PROVOKING paper or just some crap i pulled out of my ass
Not sure if hai means just hello or japanese yes
FB iS DEAD TONIGHT REALIZES EVERYONE IS PLAYING SKYRIM
CANT TELL IF PHOTOSHOPPED OR JUST BEAUTIFUL
not sure if girl or long-haired guy
NOT SURE IF GIRLFRIEND IS SO SMART OR I'M JUST REALLY STUPID
not sure if philosoraptor or insanity wolf
not sure if playing flight of the bumblebee or just bullshitting
NOT SURE IF CUTE GIRL OR PREPUBESCENT BOY
NOT SURE IF WANT TO FREE INTERNET  OR PUT BIEBER IN JAIL
Not sure if he's talented or just asian
not sure if really like the post or just liked it because it was so long
NOT SURE IF BAD JOKE... OR JUST BAD TIMING
not sure if really like tv show or just don't want to work
Can't Tell if infatuated Or just haven't gotten Laid in A while
Not sure if i should upvote or downvote
not sure if i'm suspecting or i'm myopic
Not sure if trolling or just stupid
Not sure if joking or just drunk
can't tell if skils or just lucky
not sure if she's cute or me just feeling lonely
Not sure if it's an aston martin or a jaguar
Not sure if i've read this page already or trending is full of reposts
Not sure if being Griefed or Endermen have found a way in my house
not sure if in love with a girl or just awesome bike
not sure if in love with a girl or just awesome bike
Not sure if liberal or just not stupid
am i still drunk or just tired
Not sure if being taunted or is actually hot
not sure if friendly or a flirt
Not Sure if hint for sex Day or misunderstood
Not sure if I'm squinting or just japanese
Not sure if flat tire Or just market st
Not sure if one thing or the opposite
not sure if bad poet or listing to bad music
cant tell if insomniac or if everyone sleeps too much
not sure if cop is driving behind me or taxi
not sure if bad internet or bad server
Not sure if exhaling big hit or just cold out
not sure if man or woman or both
not sure if whitney cummings is attractive or not
not sure if manly woman or hot shemale
Whats fapping?
NOT SURE IF i'm PLAYING well OR THE OTHER TEAM SUCKS
63% of americans vote 99% protesting?
Not sure if intergalactic threat or just new Faction start war
not sure if dumb blonde or just dumb
not sure why i have no chin
not sure if very intelligent or really stupid
Not sure if really stupid or just funny like me
not sure if she's into me or just being nice
Not sure if trolling or just kidding
Not sure if they're actually writing or facebook is just trolling me
Can’t tell if she is cute Or if I’ve been in accounting class too long
Not sure if steven's doing work or just making me answer all the calls
NOT SURE IF BDOGS PICTURE IS TOPLESS GIRL OR SHIRTLESS MAN
Not sure if ______ or _____
Can't tell if speaking foreign language or just british
not sure if drunk or have bladder problem
NOT SURE IF ON BREAK... or available
Not sure if frape or if real
Not sure if ledge breaking is timed or breaks right after i jump off
Not sure if 9gag or just a grey shirt
seems legit
can't tell if serious or just pEDO...
Not Sure If S Or A 5
not sure if unfunny troll or just unfunny
Not Sure if i'm getting bigger or my parents are getting  smaller
CANT TELL IF ALIVE OR JUST CHECK TESTA
not sure if didn't get compliment or are fishing for another
Not Sure if dressed as a zombie or homeless
Not sure if still stoned or just tired
not sure if super mario or pedro r
Not SURE IF TRYING TO BE MY BRO OR TESTING ME
NOT SURE ABOUT THE CAR OR THE GIRL
Not sure if animal abuse or just pokemon
Not Sure If Scientology Or Just Fanatic Apple Consumers
can't tell if funny joke or i'm slow today
Can't tell if trying to be nice or trolling
NOT SURE IF DUBSTEP OR SKRILLEX
NOt sure if being funny or truly threatening
cant tell if shes serious or very nice
Not sure if MAYBE means maybe or just fb for NO
Can't Tell if Osama Bin Laden Costume Or just arab
Not sure if farting or pooping
Can't tell if I'm really good Or just on a server of noobs
(takes a nap durring the day) Not sure if 7am or 7pm...
not sure if house is freezing or if it's just my parkinsons acting up
not sure if I'm the 99% or the 1%
Not sure if actual communication or throwing words at facebook and seeing what sticks.
Not sure if pro or just luck
Cant tell if Little Girls or just retards
not sure if beiber is girl or boy
not sure if lindsay lohan or jack skellington
Not Sure if Tolerance increasing or just used to being drunk
can't tell if uninformed or very inconsiderate
Not sure if being funny or really really stupid
Not sure if its fun or if were looking forward to the weekend
not sure if making joke or if serious
Not sure if brony or is sarcastic
Can't tell if mean joke or actually serious
Not sure if dead animal in room or taco bell fart
NOT SURE IF UNDERAGE OR JUST SMALL SIZED
not sure if girl is posting song lyrics or about to kill herself
Not Sure if sexy or disgusting
Not sure if server is interested in me or angling for good tip
Not sure if leaf from tree or parking ticket
Not sure holloween or art festival
i'm not sure if is a bot or a awkard anon
Can't tell if boutique guitar Or piece of shit
cant tell if fleet is dead or just getting ready
can tell if gif has looped or is not done yet
not sure if gay or just really straight
squinty eyes? or boobs w string bikini?
Not sure if hipster glasses or if just bad vision
not sure if serious or just trolling
Cant tell if sith Or just a jerk
not sure if bag is wet or just greasy
Not Sure if bug OR feature
Unique you say? Not sure if good or bad...
not sure if latin or spambot
Not sure if repost or seen somewhere else
Can't tell if Sarcastic or have poor taste
not sure if shes crying or really happy
Not sure if beached jellyfish or whale splooge
go ahead say im not the shit
Not sure of feeling sleepy  or just cataracts
not sure if hipster or homeless man
not sure if you dont have a toothbrush or just from england
Not sure if ripe or just yellow
Not sure if friend or use me for weed
Not sure if snooki or cross dresser
Not sure if nocturnal or just slow at getting work done
not sure if gibberish or just shakespeare
Can't decide if trolling
Not sure if stupid or only incapable to reply
not sure if cop or car with a luggage rack
Not sure if damp or just cold
not sure if joking or just stupid
NOT sure if crappy translation or stupid op
not sure if pedofile or just affectionate grandpa
not sure if trolling or want sex
Not sure if I should use citation Or paraphrase
not sure if learning or just trying
Not sure if soliciting cocaine  or just Freestyling
not sure if people riding bikes cause its nice day or because i'm walking around the ghetto
Not sure if Hipster Or Homeless
Not Sure if am meme or just popular character
not sure if Gay or just bros
Not sure if girl at lady jane's likes me or is just doing her job
not sure if programmer or progamer
Not sure if new unit or joke
Not sure if JUSTIN Bieber or JUST a gay midget
98% downloaded download suddenly fails
Not sure if sex or exorcism
Can't tell if hacked or being normal anthony
not sure if new to fps games or cod player
Not sure if trolling or just brazilian
Not sure if they made meme Or just found it
what starts with f and ends with uck your right it is firetruck
Not sure if ottawa or if wings look damn good
Not sure if true story or alternate rebecca black lyrics
not sure if there is a cat in the picture or it's just a trap
not sure if long shirt or short dress
Can't tell if gay couple or straight hipster couple
Not sure if a plane or a star falling
Not sure if book is brillant or complete bullshit
Not sure if ignoring sarcasm or just stupid
not sure if fifa 12 or real life
watch episode of new season dexter now must see all
not sure if trolling or just reaalllyy likes little boys
Not sure if being funny ...Or just a Michele bachmann supporter
Not SURE IF JOLLY RANCHER OR GONORRHEA NODULE
LazaruS raised? Not sure if jesUs or chuck testa
not sure if real or just chuck testa
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR JUST CODSTA91
not sure if for everyone or i really have a chance
not sure if trolling or just a cod fanboy
Can't tell if i lost weight or if my belt streched
not sure if i have a boner or just need to pee really bad
not sure if they are stupid or in hard classes
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR JUST OLD GUY
not sure if eyes half open or half closed
Not sure if Stories cool Or if i am bro
Not sure if sober or still Drunk
NOT SURE IF JUSTIN BIEBER OR JUST FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL
NoT SURE IF IGNORANT OR COGNITIVELY DELAYED.
not sure if protesting economy or just here for free pizza
NOt sure if joke or serious
Not Sure if Racist or Just Chinese
Can't Tell If Stupid Or JUST VERY STUPID
Not sure if delicious or disgusting
NOT SURE IF ACTUALLY SICK AND TIRED ALL THE TIME OR just dislikes me
WHAT IS PINK WARD akali is op
Not sure if not replying oR just haven't checked phone
not sure if into me or just too nice
nOT SURE IF COMPLICATED OR i'M JUST STUPID
Not sure IF grey hair or flour
not sure if theon is more or less evil for not killing bran
want to respond not sure if i'll get fired
not sure if hacking for fun or no life wanker
1 NEW SEXUAL PARTNER from daygame PER 72 HOURS WHILST LIVING WITH PARENTS NOT SURE IF TROLL
Not sure if sarcastic or genuine
not quite sure if fat or just pregnant
NOT SURE IF kIND gESTURE OR HAVE BAD BREATH
Not sure if meme or chuck testa
Not sure if just nice or sarcasm
NOT SURE IF TROLL OH WAIT TROLL FOR SURE
not shure of stupid or just trolling
Not sure if cute or if preempting a frying pan attack
Can't tell if autistic Or sociopath
Not sure if too much beer Or too little pretzels
Can't tell if stupid  or just cheap
Not Sure If deaf or just trolling
Not sure if Female or just really FEMININE guy
not sure if illiterate or just wants to sacrifice goat
NOT SURE IF FOOD TASTES GOOD  OR I'M HUNGRY
Not sure if moving out or stealing
can't tell if speakers are broken or just dubstep
Not sure IF fRATERNITY OR JUST CLUB
NOT SURE IF SHE's TAKEN OR JUST doesn't WANT ME TO TALK TO HER. hmmm...
NOT SURE IF REAL OR CHUCK TESTA
Not sure if trolling or republican
Traffic-aware gps routes me into traffic not sure if program sucks
not sure if legally retarded or republican
State kills innocent man fb change causes uproar
not sure if chinese or just korean
Not sure if chuck testa or chuck testa
not sure if sick again or have old cold
not yet sure if this was a good seed  or has the level generator improved
Not sure if extremely masculine or just gay
Not sure if single tear or just sweat
not sure if houston texans good or easy opponents
not sure if a man or serena williams
Not sure if yes is serious or not
Not sure if real feelings or just song lyrics
Not sure if elaborate frape or actually serious
Someone says they like me not sure if it was a joke
not sure if team is getting close-knit or inappropriately intimate
Not Sure if Skinhead or Cancer Patient
Not sure if accident ahead or just rush hour
Not sure if i don't get it or just not funny
9/11 jokes Just plane wrong
Can't tell if spooky  or hilarious
Not sure if Hot or only girl in class
Not sure if stupid or really stupid
Not sure if sarcasm or compliment
can't TELL IF HORROR MOVIE OR GERMAN PORNO
Not sure if gay or just very secure heterosexual
NOt sure if gay... or italian.
not sure if passing the blunt or just resting arm
not sure IF Ignore OR DownVote
Not sure if seizure or just the bernie
not sure if being nice or trying to get into my pants
can't tell if homo or just good friends
Not sure if.... sure or not
Not sure if serious or just wants scandalous photos
Not sure if warm outside or just sunny
Not Sure if the Best Written Essay Or me at 3am
not sure if inception or xzibit meme
fekket Huge fekket
Can't tell if this is a compliment or a reprimand
oH shit... it's andy harglesis trolling again
hMMM... A JON KTO PYTJET N'fb PER MESIM-BESIM T'MANIPULUME APO VEC JEM POPULL I PRAPAMBETUN
Not sure if alone or cat lover
Can't tell if trolling or giving legitimate advice
Not sure if new to Reddit or everyone always freaks out about natural disasters
Not sure if trolling Or just a moron
not sure if hungry or just bored
I Think I can... Fap to this.
Not sure if trolling or if really love me
Not sure if hurricane force winds or truck on highway
Can't tell if Title spelled wrong on purpose or just stupid
Not sure if real voice or impression of a gay guy
Not sure if trolling or just an ass
NOT SURE IF EARTHQUAKE OR JUST BRAD RICHARDS DROPPING HIS WALLET
not sure if trolling or just stupid
not sure if doesn't know of popular pop-culture references or just a hipster
not sure if retarded or american
Not sure if funny or real life
Not sure if speaking japanese or just Trolling us
not sure if conversation happened in a dreamm or just when really drunk
not sure if greek god or 14 year old polish child.
not sure if not sure or just sleepy eyes
not sure if suicide attempt or publicity stunt
Can't tell if makeup or crusted semen
not sure if stupid or ironic
Not sure if unicorn or mutated camel
Not sure if crazy psychobitch or just girlfriend
Not sure if eyes are really sexy or really creepy
not sure if girl is interested in me or is a hooker
oh look... is that andy harglesis still trolling?
Not sure if fat Or just american
Not sure if gay Or Best friends
Not sure if my co-worker is high or just an idiot
Not sure if internet trend or just dumb
Can't tell if I'm a giant or if everyone here is shorter...
He called me fat I called him an ambulance.
Not sure if real life or just a fantasy
Not sure if dead or sleeping
Not sure if foreign or just gay
not sure if stupid or just an idiot
Can't tell if male or female
you smell that? fear.
Not sure if zynga game or spam
not sure if stupid republican or stupid democrat
not sure if ignoring me or just not there
wait for someone to stop talking forget what you wanted to say
Not sure if frape or actually gay
Welcome to chinatown
Dunno if my cousin has blocked me Or deleted account
Can't tell if winking or blinkng
Not sure if busy or ignoring
If I had a stick I would hit you with it
Cant tell if cereal OR JUST JOSHING.
not sure if punk rock.... ...or just can't play instruments
Rapinoe Woman or man with boobs?
not sure if 'um' or short for 'u mad'
Not sure if Troll Or just Dumb
Not sure if i saw the right person or just have poor vision
i'M SERIOUS NOW DAT ASS
not sure if on bluetooth or crazy
cant tell if getting paranoid  or the memes are really about me
Not sure IF SERIOUS FIGHT  or just idiots
Not sure if grandma is dead or just planking
Not sure if isla fisher or just amy adams
Not sure if am or still pm
can't tell if pregnant or just fat
Not sure if being ignored... Or just shady Commuication
not sure if car alarm or skrillex too loud in the other room
STARING CONTEST WITH THE SUN: DAY 13
Challenge Accepted.
Not sure if repost Or upvoted it on other computer
Can't tell if garbage truck is out really late... or out really early
What does vous mean out of le french frys?
Not sure if American Or just dumb
Not sure if i should make a joke about amy's death             or just wait for it
Can't tell if gay or just being raped
not sure if on good terms or just canadian
Not sure if trolling or flirting
Not sure if jeff buckley or just another james franco picture
Not Sure if small bit of weed or lint
Not sure if trolling or being serious
Not sure if new memegenerator site sucks intentionally Or just really shitty design
Not sure if i should wake up or go back to sleep
Not sure if Hipster Or just poor
Not sure if stupid or just trolling
Can't tell  If it's high or not.
Not sure if sarcastic or completely ignorant
Not sure if diving Or just taking a shit
not sure if magneto or jon hamm
NOT SURE IF LACHSCHON OR MEMEBASE...
Not sure if sarcasm Or being serious
Not sure if i like playing video games or just owning them
Not sure if it's British humor or serious
Not sure if I should comment or just click like
Not sure if prEgnant Or just gained weight
Cant tell if joke about Matrix or Inception
not sure if hungover of still drunk
Not Sure If Your Singing A Song Or Talking About Sex
Not sure if I am smart or
Not sure if she's joking or just being a bitch...
cant tell if walmart emploee or someone wearing a blue shirt and khakis
Not sure if kidding or being serious
Not sure if Cool Video or Rickrolling
sooooooo...u don't lift?
Not sure if fish is newto memes or just trolling
not sure if sniper or quickscoper
what do you say me?
Not sure if afk or kicked
not sure if they're asking stupid questions or if they're just stupid
not sure if people aren't funny or I just have a bad sense of humor
nOT sURE IF WRONG PASSWORD oR wRONG USERNAME
not sure if smithy or just a giant sword
Can't figure out if i screwed up the post or if the mods are censoring us again
chooch it
WHEN SOMEONE WHO POSTS TGIF AND DOESN'T HAVE A JOB
not sure if failing or trying to be stupid
ל? בטוח ?? תמונה של חמ?ס לעול? ?ו תעמולה של פי 1000 יותר עוצמה לישר?ל
not sure what broke component x or component y
magic roulette! Lucky chance! COMMENT ON LEFT IS EPIC GIVE ONE THUMB
Not sure if bad at memes or a genius
NOT SURE IF ONSET OF photophobia OR ONCOMING CAR HAS HI - BEAMS ON...
not sure if friend is too busy to sign on aim or blocking me
Not sure if trolling or actually forgetting how OP Terran is
not sure if she hates me or the restraining order was a joke
NOT SURE IF TIME IS LINEAR OR FLAT CIRCLE
NOT SURE IF I SLEEP OR SOMEONE SENDS ME AN UNRELATED GIF
Not sure if i'd find ronda as hot  if she wasn't a fighter
Not sure if queue bugged or Not enough pro players
Not sure if vibrato or trumpets out of tune
not sure if butthurt or just dutch
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Not sure if trolling or just a narcissist
Not Sure if Kid is Successful or Vengeful
not sure if this is a thought experiment  or... a quisling clinic
not sure if working hard or hardly working
not sure if life hack or just good advice..
cant tell if high or asian
No se s&#237; vengo a desbloquear O s&#243;lo a mirar la hora
Can't tell if theory of gravity is true or subterranean trolls have strong magnets
not sure if bad speakers or dubsteb remix
NOt Sure if face palm  or crying into hands
The way my eyes will look all next week
Not sure if the author meant for these objects to be symbols Or if the teacher is just making it all up.
Not sure If NEW ADD-on FOR GTA V OR SAints Row IV
Not sure if there's internal bleeding or wiped too hard
how i wonder if you are actually 24
zeacom y u no work
Not sure if using computer for work or just for playing on minecraft
i know now that you're lying
After this fight not sure If I should replace hustle with phara in my top 5
i'm in doubt that this is photoshop
dAMN MISTY I CANT REMEMBER WAT DAY IT IS. 420 OR NATIONAL BEER DAY...I THINK I DO TO MUCH?
Not sure if securely spotting  Or fucking client in ass
Not sure if dubstep  Or Charlie browns teachers REALLY fucking pissed
not sure if slightly hungover or still drunk
not sure if feeling happy because of coffee or because of loving girlfriend
not sure if i should wait till i'm not driving to put on my mascara
Not sure if rich parents or just smart financing
not sure if roast chicken or another exotic meat that 'tastes like chicken'
If a tree falls on Deeda in the kitchen does it make a sound? Wait
NOT SURE IF RUSSIAN OR TEAM USA
THEY LOSE
NOT SURE IF THREE DIFFERENT PEOPLE OR ONE PERSON FISHING FOR LIKES
Not sure if you're stupid Or if you *know* you're a piece of shit
That one person you want to punch in the face with a shovel
not sure if giayen is laughing or slowly dying
Brazil vs Chile & Colombia vs uruguay not sure if world cup or copa america
NOT SURE IF CATCHING FEELINGS
not sure what you expect me to say
Not sure if stupid Or don't understand engrish
Not to sure why? But the car smells the nursing home
Not sure if cabinet handles Or  bunny ears
Most azt hiszed menő vagy?
Not sure if girl is real or is a Craigslist catfish
Don't know if Costa Rica are good or England is just shit
not sure if liverpool beat england or suarez beat liverpool
Not sure if Super mario bros 2 melody or super mario world credits theme
That face you make when facebook goes down
so... the only reason to have kids is to make cake .........................?
NOT SURE IF that moisture on the toilet seat is water or pee
not sure if real person or new age bullshit generator
NOT SURE IF BIPOLAR OR JUST WISHY-WASHY
Not Sure if there is a concert or if i am going to be wearing cocktail attire at 4:15 tomorrow
Not sure if comuputer crashed or still refreshing cache
not sure if bobs shitting me or is just too lazy to work
I don't know if It's just me ........ But It seems like Every hot chick I talk too always has to mention their boyfriend.....
Not sure if the onion or Genuine republican quote
That moment when  You see your best friend with their other best friend
Obama's mother is white? WTF?
Tries to use fishing rod on land Prof Oak: Not the time to use that  SEEMS LEGIT
Not sure if stupid or just butthurt
catalans et correzien C'EST interessant...
not sure if arianne is annoying or if shes very annoying
not sure if i can't make friends on myspace or no one is online
keep scrolling i'm surrounded by spurs posts
Not sure if you're ignoring us Or if you just aren't getting our text messages
Not sure if Walter White or tim booth
can't tell if this chat is a troll or people can really be this stupid
Not sure if funny or just STUPID
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE HAPPY YOU'RE ALIVE OR SAD I'M NOT OF THE HOOK FOR BEING SUPER BROWN
ai venit cam tarziu tu ce vrei ma?
looking at funny memes not sure if THEY'RE funny or im just random
Not sure if insult Or compliment
NOT SURE IF 'THANKS
not sure if king's court night at the m's game or just some other  cheap pitcher
Not sure if understaffed or just incompetent
if father's day is on sunday... am i supposed to call my priest?
not sure if  lies or damn lies
peta the orginisation is  a waste of time and is  gay
Not sure if Antigun or just doesn't read the constitution.
not sure if sequel or sequal lets stick with sequal
not sure if studying actually has the word 'dying' in it
Am i gay or did i just love the new justin beiber song? meh
not sure if  10000 dislike or if 10000 like
Not sure if 100
asi que me  vienes a cambiar de compa&#241;ia
look me in the eyes you are feeling sleepy...
not sure if... YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
Not sure if Jas really is scarred from Fluttershy's marehood Or he's lying and he enjoyed the view...
can't tell if politicians or pricks
am i the only one concerned jj abrams is spending too much time on the internet and not enough time directing star wars?
not sure if im addicted to textin or just extremely bored
cant tell  is jeffree star is a boy or is a girl
Not sure if a compliment Or just sarcasm
Not sure if hammer time or super freak
just cynical stare or... just cynical
Not sure if i should judge or slowly leave
Not sure if legitimate opportunity Or just desperate for new job
solen skinner i 4 dager Avisene skriver om en heteb&#248;lge
Not sure if your really special or I hate most people
not sure if anna's wireframe or final design
not sure if i should spend kidney money on plucky or spam
If Tyrion dies
not sure if nice or passive agressive
Not sure if carrier or additional pylons!
NOT SURE IF BEING FRIENDLY OR FRENEMY
not sure if must lose or must CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
i don't know  if she's hot latina or hot italian milf
Not sure if pedophile or nice old man
it's saturday
hkh
NOT SURE IF SHOULD GO GET ICECREAM OR JUST STAY COMFORTABLE HERE IN MY CHAIR
Not sure if serious or making a sloth joke
Not sure if people like that I'm happy or that I'm done talking about it
Not sure if attention seeker or they are actually comiting suicide
Not sure if serious or sarcastic
NICKELODEON
not sure if power or knowledge
Not sure if Fas means fetal alcohol disease or Fast acting salami
Not sure if creepy or being nice...
Constant bluescreen or just windows 8? Meh
NOT SURE IF BAD JOKE OR BAD JOKE
Not sure if I'm smarter than I think I am  or not as smart I think I am
THIS JUST GOT PERSONAL
Not sure if Qld are really good Or NSW are really bad
not sure if smart midget or asian kid
not sure if people like my music or just being really nice
not sure if hipster or doing stuff that will never be cool
BITCHES BE LIKE... WHY DID HE TRY TO HIDE THOSE MESSAGES
hey t&#250;
Not sure if locked...
not sure if satire or true story
i don't always use the wrong meme. but when i do
Not sure if genius Or homicidal maniac
Not Sure IF I'M happy Or just forgot my Problems
not sure if blind or didn't notice half the thread already knew it was fake
Not sure if ddoser hates TI or survival servers
not sure if just tired or still stoned
Bicthes be like I ain't mad at shit
NOT SURE IF JENNIFER IS MAD OR JUST NORMAL
Not Sure if i'm running mBAM v2.0 or Rogue AV
not sure if bebo graduates  or his liver does!! happy day
not sure if '&#196;' or 'E'
Not sure if we're best friends Or this is zombie trap
same birth date ? not sure if I`m gonna ever leave you
Not sure if I'm poor Or spend too much on Nexus stuff
Not sure if worst criminal ever or most evil criminal ever
not sure if love or insane butterflies in stomach
Not sure if you're stupid or just not have any retort
NOT SURE IF HE IS STUPID  OR LAZY. OR BOTH.
not sure if it's pronounced meme or me-me
Why won't they #publish the poll? What are trying to hide?
not sure if awsome or amazing
not sure if gay or straight
not sure if knock off meme or real meme
not sure if my facebook posts aren't engaging enough or they just want ad $
Not sure if adequate response to my question or just random
Not sure if I should plus one your post or keep scolling
Not sure if someone is trying to get a hold of me or if facebook is going batshit crazy
Not sure if dumbass or just sarcasm?
not sure if blue trolls or just man city
Not sure if hacker Or extremely good parkour skills.
not sure if i should make meme or go to de limiet
not sure if my facebook posts aren't engaging enough or they just want ad money
Either teacher is happy because we got a lesson done or because it is the last day of school.
can't tell if it's burnout Or How I'm supposed to feel
not sure if genius or full retard
can't tell if it's regular burnout or end of academic year
Not sure if hair is soft or if hands are soft...
Not sure if string is wrong or just that romanian is crazy
not sure if meiosis 1 or meiosis 2
not sure if pie or 3.141592654
NOt sure if steam is down or internet is broken
NOT SURE IF I WANT TO STAB YOU IN YOUR FACE.... OR GET YOU YOUR HELMET AND FLOATIES...
Not sure if i am good at computers  or just good at google
not sure if a boss or my boss
these pretzles  are making me thursty
FIRE ME... SEE WHAT HAPPENS...
NOT SURE IF RIPPED PANTS OR NICE BREEZE
not sure if he's laughing or he wants to cry...
Can't tell if Ronald is saying it or you are
Not sure if that's an invite  Or you're just telling me your plans
Not sure if they dont like titanfaLl Or they are just bad at it
not sure if something awesome or a trap
Not Sure if Jack Reacher is an  Alias of Jozeph
Not sure if joking Or just moving to Portland
Not sure if she subtweeting me or some other dude
Not sure if qanda or monjss bbq
not sure if stomach ache or too much pre-workout
NOT SURE IF I WILL BE ABLE TO LEARN SOMETHING NEW WHEN IM OLD  OR IF THAT IS JUST A MYTH
can't tell if asian or hispanic
For the Last time people
Can't tell if friend or frienemy
Not sure is she was a cute asian guy Or a handsome asian girl
WTF U MEAN U HAVEN'T HEARD BIG KRIT- MT. OLYMPUS YET?!
not sure if he likes me or just wants a present from me
Idk whether to like this status Or be scared:/
I'm not sure if I'm playing Metal Gear Solid 4 or Watching Elysium
not sure if I'm just really sore from tough mudder or actually dying
not sure if wind burn or sun burn
I MISS THE OLD DAYS... WHEN ONLY SMART PEOPLE USED COMPUTERS.
I can't tell if I should be turned on Or grossed out
Not sure if apology or poorly disguised passive-aggressive flamebait
Not sure if game or if sickness
not sure if D.A.D.S or yoshinoya
NOT SURE IF the ONLY GIRL IN ENGINEERING CLASS IS GETTING PRETTIER OR IF I'M GETTING    USED TO her
When your girl tell you about her past sex life Then you see that nigga downtown
Not sure if trustworthy or not entirely trustworthy
that.... is bullshit
I'm not sure if trolling Or Just serious
Not sure if they actually like me Or just stay friends with me out of habit
Why you like audi? when you love bmw.
Not sure if BF doesn't want to feel indebted to me Or wants to prevent me from walking away easily
Can't tell if joking or intentionally not understanding memes
When you say a killer joke... And niggas give you the pity laugh
not sure if good workout or weak and out of shape
not sure if talking about self or knows i'm a cyborg
not sure if you text back  or im just an idiot
Not sure if insult or Compliment
not sure if sarcasm or honesty
not sure if compliment or an INSULT
Not sure if Babies like me because I'm good with kids Or if it's because I have big boobs
not sure if my pet is a doberman or a miniature horse
hey how did my face get on the internet
not sure if hangover avoided or still drunk
Keep liking my last pic
not sure if original kaiju or rodan
FAAAKK AFFFF
been shell scripting for 15 years escaping spaces in filenames still trial and error
not sure if ukip candidates are serious or just trolling political system
Not sure if hidden talents Or no talents
not sure if sarcastic or a comment jumper
Not sure if real friend Or just cute guy you talk to at work
Not sure if I should feel loved Or if you are a creepy stalker
was that a cookie?
Not sure if watching golf because it's interesting or because i'm unemployed
Not sure if paleolithic hand axe or just lump of rock
Not sure if Food Bandit came through  or it's thursday
Not sure if guy in the back is asleep  or just ignoring me
Not sure if Getman knows that we know he's cheating.  Or just doesn't care.
not sure if i want charter school legislation or i just want to copy my neighboring state's strong law
not sure if THAT'S a shiny pokemon   or just a glitch
Not Sure if tired from so many back-to-back doubles or if i really just dont give a shit anymore
Not sure If Chris Hosni Is married OR is Kevin just making a joke.
Not sure if she is being honest or sucking up
not sure if getting old or just out of shape
Not sure if that's a girl singing or Justin bieber
Not sure if kevin is On a date or beating It to a Boys II men album
not sure if smiley face  or sad face
Can't tell if your being serious or if you forgot /r/s
Just Added to a Secret Facebook Group How Many Have I Been Excluded From?
Not sure if normal day O?̬ͪͤ̒?͉͉rͬͥ̓?͖ͫͩ ͆ͮ̄͆?͉i͈?͉͇͈̤̠f̥̦̻̼̫̯ͨ͋ͭ̒? ̰͒̋̎̒͋Z̓ͬ̚ǎ̇ͨ̈́l̚g?̳͉̙͖̬̳ͫoͥ̊?͈̗͔͇̲̖ ͦͣ?̪̤͖͎̞̳͚i̅s̒̒ ?̻̞̮̲̦͙n̊ͬ?̗͎̈́̿ͧo̲͖̼͚̤̲ͦͬ̓ͨ͗͛̿w̦̣̃ͣͪ ̇͛ṁ̞̗̉ͣ̓̒?̳͙y̤͉̬͇͖̺̜͒ ̥̼̪͙͚̼̖ r͖̖ͮ̈́uͯͪl̖͎̲̋e̲̱̪͙͖̬̾͑͌̄ͯ̓r̭̙̲̼̲ͩͩ̅ͤͧ̋
Not sure if SUbtle critique of the notion of privilege  or of lazy privileged folk
So what church Did you attend in korea?
Not sure if it's a cold Or a hangover
Not sure if troll or Bosshog
unsure if daily is getting slower or drift car is getting faster
not sure if people have their head up their ass or if they're just crazy
Not sure if i should say real answer or try to give funny answer
Not sure if Bachmann wants a war against islamist radicals Or President Obama
NOT SURE IF INCREDIBLE OR REVOLTING
Not sure ..... but ist Florian Hausschild an Troll ?
not sure if i should be offended or turned on
Not sure if you're making a joke or really think it takes that long to photoshop
Not sure if There's a billion girls in the world Or there's only one
Not sdure if just gibberish or she just talks too fast
So You call yourself a poet But you don't read any poetry...suspect
qual  a diferen&#231;a entre 'QUERO SER TUA' e 'n&#211;S pimba'? A SUZY
NOT SURE IF AWAKENING IS WORKING BUT IM AWAKEN TO THE FACT THAT DAY BY DAY THE MSG PROGRAM IS UTTER BULLSHIT
not sure if this is a generous gift or a taunt
not sure if physics model or magnetic tyres
Don't know if he is choking on a cherry Or pretending to be choked  by a Jedi
Can't tell if serious or trolling
Not sure if digital dreams or Garden of eden
Can't tell if it's spring break Or winter break #2
not sure if retarded  or Joe Cooper
Not sure if guarding Or in an attack stance
Looks like the guy in the back is dealing drugs or perhaps just mexican
Not sure which is more annoying Complaining about the weather or complaining about peOple who complain about the weather
Pretty sure you just copied Everybody else`s scoring a tap in page?
Not sure if trolling or just heteronormative and sexist
Not sure if happy for India Or sad for us
Those people who make posts about their daily activities I'm not sure if they have a secret fan club or just letting criminals know when to rob them..
Not sure hes actually good at yugioh Or Bujins are broke as fuck
Not sure if Hannibal reference
not sure if its next gen or current gen
Not sure if you missed me Or if you have only partied in my absense
not sure if horses are for real or no castles just to lower my guard
not sure if i hate myself or just hate life
Not sure if there is information or trying to get me to go to class
not sure if on purpose or you just hate me
not sure if she makes me nervous or nervousness compounded by attraction to her
not sure if girlfriend stepped in old cheese or her feet stink
not sure if she's A GOOD KISSER  OR IF I JUST HAVEN'T KISSED A GIRL IN A WHILE
Not sure if interested Or caught me staring
Doesn't wear birthday suit on birthday .......................alien
Not sure How much I should drink tonight
Not sure if this is real life or just fantasy
not sure if mujahideen saved afghanistan  or ruined it
not sure if aspergers  or just a tool
Not sure whether I'm boring Or you're boring
not sure if the food is good cause its good or its just because im high an got the munchies
Not sure is trolling or just stupid
Not sure if faggot or fran angulo
which  phone
Not sure if same or different
Not sure if he is hard
not sure if schizo or just spiritually imbalanced
not sure if this song is about kashmir or gurgaon
I don't always make memes But when I do
Can't tell if fast S2000 Or just slow Nissan S-ER
Not sure if trying to lighten mood or has PRIORITIES wrong
Im not sure if she wants me to text her or she doesn't want to talk
Hmmmmmmmmm..........
Not sure if you people are serious Or trolling Facebook
not sure if you saw my last picture .. but like that shit
Can't tell if you have the movie Or just liking the tweet
Not sure if just saying that  Or trying to make me feel better
Not sure if the post is  copy pasted or plagiarized
your retardedness is not appreciated
not sure if have chance with her or if my friends just believe in me too much
not sure if regular medium coffee or medium regular
Not sure if new security lights are secure It just make me easier to stalk
not sure if the man who orders appletinis is seruous or he is hingry and wants to taste my cock
Not sure if modulus of Elasticity  or limit of proportionality
Not sure if modulus of elasticity or limit of proportionality
Can't tell if trolling or actually gay
Can't tell if Dodgers suck or if the Giants are really good.
not sure if tribe name is insult or just coincidence
not sure if she knows i am making memes about her or if has too much of a life to ever find out
Not sure if extremely tired Or just chinese
Not sure if its condishvon or condishon
not sure if she will think mix tape is sweet or creepy and desperate
NOT sure IF UNEMPLOYED OR JUST A PIZZA DELIVERY BOY
She cheated on me Wait
Not sure if interesting notification or another farm invite
NOT SURE IF SHE LOVES ME OR THE SONG
Not sure if I should ask Max about this girl when he's drunk Or tell Danielle that he has a girlfriend...
Not sure if subway worker doesn't understand the word mayonaise or just hates me
That face you make when someone is telling the whole plot FROM WInter Soldier
Not sure if teenage boy or lesbian...
not sure if this is me or just some meme
not sure if getting more attractive or women lowering standards
not sure if im alone or someone is behind me
Was told I'm a cunning linguist Is that dirty?
if thats the future liam then where is the present laim
Ca't tell if he's serious or joking
not sure if i have a chance with her or if everyone is setting me uf for a fall
not sure if have chance with her or just lost touch with reality
not sure if have chance with her  or if she's just kind to everyone
Not sure if swearing is ok now Or she's just trying to trick me
not sure if sad about making sad video or sad about making sad video and having Wlmm crash and lose unsaved scenes
Not sure if I was ignored or blocked or if she only responds to her inbox once a year
Not sure if stupid Nevermind pretty sure she's stupid
NOT SURE IF BEING THREATENED OR SEXUALLY HARRASSED
Not Sure If I'm in The Slapping Line Or if I just want to get slapped
Not sure if NO means NO Or if 'No' means Yes!
not sure if not sure or just unsure if sure
Not sure if he wants me to tell him or is just saying that rhetorically
Not sure if someone in thread is gay
can't tell if laughing or wants to eat me
Not sure if sarah palin or tina fey
Not sure if kim is really working out .....or shaming me for being a lardass
not sure if finishline or footlocker
Look out for number one No one else will
not sure if want the day off to elect or just meet my chiropractor
not sure if fan is running hard for screensaver or bitcoin mining virus?
not sure if  this was a good thing to do in class
Early Access? or early maintenance?
Not sure if ill or just hayfever
Not sure if Photoshop Or next Tony Stewart Mobile 1 Ad
not sure if lets do this again means she wants to do this again or not
If I think  that walking is sexy... does that make me bi-pedal?
not sure if hug means she likes me or if just friendly
DOES SHE HAVE TOO MUCH PRIDE TO ADMIT SHE WAS PICKING HER NOSE?
WOULD ANYONE ADMIT TO PICKING THEIR NOSE?
not sure if saw crush just now or if so into her
not sure if kayla  or angel...
not sure if kayla or mind playing tricks on me
Not sure if  You are making fun of me
Not sure if this is a 'not sure if' meme
Not sure if gaia or assasin's creed
Not sure if skype is stupid or if you're busy
not sure if its siri or another avatar...
Not sure if she's a consultant Or just an excuse to waste money
What surprise.....?!
Not sure if women are attracted to jerks..
Not sure if women are attracted to assholes Or if I'm jaded by constantly seeing women date assholes
is that an angel or just arjana
not sure if she likes me romantically  or im slipping deeper and deeper into the friend zone
Not Sure If Leading me on or wanting me to laugh
Not sure if its legit or april fools joke
Suspecting the arkham knight  Is Ben afflecK
not sure if banking or just walking over to flowers
Not sure if i hate this job or I hate this country more
Not sure if i'm gay or straight
Not sure if I really miss my boyfriend Or if I just want him to rub on me some
Not sure if april fools joke or just weird story
NOT SURE IF PUN OR STEPHEN's STUPIDity
Not sure if 'LIKES' DUE TO KNOWING ITS A JOKE OR HAPPY ABOUT IDEA OF ME MOVING TO OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD
not sure if really my cake day or another lame april fools joke
Not sure if 4 times Or 5
Not sure if April Fools joke or you actually got arrested
Not sure if starting to 'show' Or just ate a big lunch
not sure if on hold or insurance is on coffee break
............................ Did she just call me a bitch?
Venice? Antonio  thinking assassin creed
Not sure if you're feeling nostalgic or procrastinating
suspect everything
Not sure that's how one uses a tampon
Not sure if flirting Or just being nice
Not sure if serious  Or making sexual joke
Not sure if she's flirting with me or just being friendly
not sure if all the good girls are taken or they are just hiding from me
Not sure if you forgot or just don't care
Not sure if Niels is Gay Or a Fag
Not sure if jack and Leon are out to get us Or just A holes
Not sure if italian or just tanned
Not sure if flirting with me Or just being nice...
not sure if I should be back in salem on august 16th or august 16th
should i leave them alone
not sure if singing or posing
Not Sure If  Bronze Or Challenger
not sure if metal  or scene kids banging around instruments
not sure if she thinks i'm funny or just pity lauchs
who dafuq is daaaaaaaat
not sure if self-loathing right now or just the regular loathe for others
Not sure if loving tentaplugg or stockholm syndrome
Not sure if busy or not receiving my messages
Not sure if eastenders is not on tomorrow or the bbc are giving us an extra episode.
Not sure if serious or april fools
not sure if actual meme or gary is just fucking with me
If i check the 'disagree' box this will all go away
not sure if you're funny or if i am high
not sure if i should buy 3 beer or 4 beer
steve jobs didnt like murcian people or he thought they were martians
not sure if streaming for fun or for viewers
not sure if those are ants on the mens room floor or if i fell asleep on the toilet again
face  
Not sure im sleepy or im a simpson
Not sure if really self confident or just conceded
not sure if parodia or just sbobinatura del discorso
not sure if games are glitching or is it my fault
Not sure if biting bottom lip Or bottom lip making pouty face
Not sure if drunk Or just stupid
not sure if haley's coming to practice or if she got turned into wax
Not sure if he is letting me down easy or saying there is a possibility in the future
Not sure if ignoring me Or just busy
Not sure if more popular or facebook changed profile ALGORITHM
what?...
Can't tell if inception level of sarcasm Or no tone of voice in SMS
not sure if expectations are too high  or people aren't as clever as we think
Not sure if that was a sexual comment or if you are actually hungry
Not sure if too Fast Or he just left early
not sure if harvard cheerleaders are hot      or smart
Not sure if actually typing message on steam or left something in the chatbox to confuse me
not sure if she actually knows French or Google Translate works really well
Not sure if hot clothing is dry  Or cold clothing is wet
Not sure if paper makes sense or i'm starting to believe my own bullshit
So....what are you saying?
Not sure if judging Or stating facts?
Not sure if some people compulsively jump to conclusions Or if they really just don't get sarcasm
Not sure if  TRANSCENDENTALIST or hippie
Ate Burger King burger off floor of car and now sick Not sure if because of car floor or burger king
Not sure if immigrant  or just broca's aphasia
This may be relevant to my interests
Not sure if heart still racing due to post-gym high or at prospect of a date.
not sure if bad driver or just too old
Not sure if Gaspar or a Rabbit
not sure if a.mi.go or gong-loy.
Not sure if proud or mad
Not sure if taylor is a milf or is just a big booty hoe
National champion 'but dude
I'm the master of 'x' dojo no good students
Not sure if going insane or writing thesis
50% off pizza? or 2 for 1?
Not sure if mockumentary on bogun teen pregnancies or seriously exploitational white trash television
Not sure if fire was real or the teachers tried to freeze us
not sure if epic ruse or true psychopath
not sure if your post is misspelled that bad because you had typo errors or if you really think that is the way it's spelled
80% of managers don't show up cuz of snow Then don't excuse tardies
Not sure if they got the joke or genuinely like the article
Not sure if this is a tan Or a jaundice glow
Not sure if people actually like my photos or trying to avoid being voted off my friend list
I can't tell if posts are about the earthquake or 'that's what she said' jokes
dON'T KNOW IF jOE fuRIOUS' dj nAME MEANS HE'S ANGRY OR IF ITS HIS REAL NAME
Not sure if breathing itensifies or hyperventilation
not sure if junaid is mad or if he's crying
Not sure if they're having a bad day or if they found out about what I said about them
NOT SURE IF PLAYER IS FRIENDLY OR JUST CAN'T SEE ME.
Not sure if message is a compliment  or you're saying my looks are questionable
not sure if out of Focus or not measurable
not sure if bathroom emergencies happen more as a child or as an adult
NOT SURE IF  IF SURE IF
Not Sure if trolling Or actually legit
when you make the sound 'noow' do you mean knew or new?
Not sure if Ray Or Ally
NOT SURE IF DONE WELL OR HOMEWORK assignment WAS JUST EASY
not sure if didn't get joke or joke was not funny
What Backstreet Did You Come From?
not sure if  real joke or jokeslam
getting  real  tired  of  your shit         vipullan
not sure if mary kate or ashley
Not sure if happy Sprint is giving the feds a taste of their own medicine or annoyed my tax dollars are being recklessly spent by the feds
not sure if we should join nato or not
not sure if pee smells like coffee or coffee smells like pee
Not sure who likes compliments more Women about their looks or gymrats about their gainz
not sure if it's the steroids and pcp or if i'm really bat shit crazy
Confused j00 all different template
01001110 01101111 01110100 00100000 01110011 01110101 01110010 01100101 00100000 01101001 01100110 00100000 01100010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 01001111 01110010 00100000 01110100 01110010 01101111 01101100 01101100 01101001 01101110 01100111
Not sure if Carnival or halloween
Not sure if errors in my code are my fault or if the matrix is to blame.
not sure if most heart and soul or clever advertising
Not sure if lifting is work or play
IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT  NOW GET THE HELL OUT
27. february i think there is someting
Hmmm who should i chose Elsword or Raven..
AH SHIT MORE SNOW CANT DELIVER TASTYKAKES
not sure if jaded  or in denial
Not sure if Reddit is for productive conversations or For practice shutting people down
not sure if trolling or doesn't understand sarcasm
Can't tell if inspirational  Or depressing
lol lol
If u have nothing nice to say your not thinking hard enough
NOTE SURE IF I'M A WANKER  OR WORK DON'T WANT ME
If german sounds shit why is the championsleague hymne mostly in german?
I don't know if I'm Tired Or Just lazy
Not sure if Friendly or just not holding others accountable
not sure if it's Jason derulo or avon barksdale
Not sure if i won or lost
Not sure if doesn't give a fuck Or actually gives a fuck
Not sure if inuendo or actually want to buy a pearl necklace
TOWELZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT SURE IF YOU ARE SOMEBODY I USED TO KNOW
not sure if pirates of the caribbean movie or my last shit
'it's funny because he's fat' not sure if seth macfarlane impression or summed up every single joke about gabe newell ever made
Partisanship is SOOO 20th century
Not sure if you're being sarcastic or if you're serious
Not sure if winter olympics are really interesting Or work is just really boring
Not sure if sarcasm or idiot
Not sure if paiza is ugly  or ratchet
Not sure if biathlon's really interesting or work is just boring
NOT SURE IF USE Of comic sans is meant to be ironic
not sure if attention skag or just a ratchet
Not sure if karma or justice
Not sure if trolling Or just trying to finish year 9
don't know if worst enemy or greatest ally
Not sure if in a pear place ...or bold cherry.
NOT SURE IF MY FAULT OR IF JAZZY BROKE MASTER..
Not sure if we are supposed to use the full curriculum... or the condensed.
Not sure if being alone on Valentine's Day is bad Or opportunity cost of a relationship is too high
not sure if chinese olympian  boy or girl
NOt sure if plugin HAS broken in update OR new features are requested
not sure if i miss my ex
Not sure if update broke connectwise or Citrix profile is the issue
not sure if you're ignoring me or still sleeping
CAN'T TELL IF IMPECCABLY-dreSsed gentleman or octopus
trying to decide if you should attempt to get  only 3 hours of sleep or just stay up
Not sure if moriarty or a new villian
Not sure if trolling or just naive
NOT SURE IF SOCCER FAN OR JUST COLLECTS SCARves
Not sure if friendly Or she wants the dick
Not sure if actual video or facebook virus
not sure if gotten away with it or still drunk
Not sure whether to laugh  or cry
Not sure which meme would best suit my current issue
NOT SURE IF SOLVED THE PROBLEM OR HYDROXIZINE KICKED IN
I'm thinking of the best way to kick your ass
not sure if I'm on the bus to abilene or aberdeen
NOT SURE IF WISHING ME VENEREAL DISEAS OR HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
Not shore if gf really doesn't care about valentines day or shes full of shit.............
not sure if catholic or actually a christian
NOT SURE IF TROLL OR GENUINE IDIOT
not sure if my memes are acceptable or i'm getting myself perma-banned
NOT SURE IF WARM WEATHER IN SOCHI OR PUTIN'S USA HUMILIATION PROJECT
not sure if supposed to show up sober or drunk
'i LOVE pUNK' lISTENS TO gREEN DAY
Mmmm So this is how it ends
Not Sure if you know what  that means or if you are making a dumb joke
Not sure if grabbing a card or taking a peek
Not sure if iffing or not iffing
If she's busy today  Your the other guy
not sure if ex adds me BECAUSE she wants to be friends or spy me
Not sure if forum or kindergarden
Not sure if wooden pc or misplaced concept
not sure if you don't care about anything or that you don't have anything to care about
not sure if Game of thrones has a main character
Not sure if im working or just still at work
Not shure if old Repost or RAGE COMICS ARE COMING BACK
not sure if lil wayne or goat pig with auto tune
Not sure if friendly tip or trick to get me to leave
not sure if she actually said that or just bad joke
Not sure if i should write for my license or if i should watch tv series
Not SURE IF PROUD OR uPSET
Not sure if roommates having sex or just an owl
to party like a rockstar or to not party like a rockstar
tak pasti samada nasi lemak telanjang atau nasi lemak bogel
not sure if jokeing or insulting me
not sure if obvious troll or just good troll that I'm too smart to fall for
not sure if i farted or just smell bad
not sure if be or not to be
not sure if waking up or falling asleep
not sure if fake or gay
NOT SURE IF STILL SNOWING OR JUST THE SAME FLAKES BLOWING AROUND
mirror mirror on the wall my names jeff i destroy them all
Can't tell if it's a panting dog Or julian steffens taking a selfie
not sure if i did every task or forgetting a shitload of work
Not sure if having LEGITIMATE seizure  or just pentecostal
not sure if HE'S BEING SARCASTIC OR JUST AN IDIOT
claims to be 'grown up' had blue hair
Not sure if love sleep or hate being awake
Not sure if virus protection is awesome or virus scanner is just really terrible
not sure if i got hacked  or banned
DUH Why You No Eat Because you drooled over it
Not sure if shoes finally seasoned by feet or if feet developed resistance to shoes
not sure if you're sincere  or setting me up
Should be: Going to Sleep Am: Smoking More
NOT SURE IF RESULTS ARE GOOD OR JUST PICKED THE RIGHT PARAMETERS
Not sure if loli or a trap
Not sure if saw would have killed visoth sok and lionel
I'm waiting
not sure if it was daft punk getting that grammy or cylons
cant tell if robb flynn or phil anselmo with long hair and a beard
NOT SURE IF THIS MEME IS EVEN FUNNY
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD LAUGH OR REPORT TO HR
Not sure if pathetic or commendable
Not sure if bill is on insane or casual
Not sure if lil wayne or jan curnyn
not sure if good painting or 'smoke and mirrors'
not sure if trolling or just trolling
not sure if history homework is done or i just want it to be done
not sure if i should keep going or fall asleep
not sure if komid or komidian
not sure if mission is boring or mission is literally a funeral
not sure if selfie or reverse photobomb
not sure  how i can sleep so much  and still be tired
Not sure if my friends are serious  or if they're just making fun of me
NOT SURE IF THAT'S AN INCH OF SNOW ON THE ROAD OR AN INCH OF SALT
Not sure if i've said too much or if she completely understands
Nicht sicher ob m&#252;de oder nur MEGAgelangweilt
CAN'T TELL IF THIS IS AN AD OR WARNING
Yoeri im not a noob
Not Sure If 16 Or just really young looking
Not sure if poet or just copy-pasting song lyrics
not sure if I'm a bad host or your a bad friend
not sure if he heard us  or he's just a complete dumbass
not sure if retarded or speaking own words
Not sure if sick or allergic to life
Not sure if cruel joke or just truth
not sure if 01:20... ...or 04:05 am
not sure if communist or trolling
nOT SURE IF PRONOUCING MEME AS ME-ME IS COOL  OR JUST RETARDED
Not sure if she likes me or she's just being nice.
not sure if funny or racist
Not sure if Canucks getting better or oilers getting worse
Not sure if grasping at straws or incredibly insightful
Imagine you’ve only got one week left to live. How would you treat your kids? ? WHAT’S STOPPING YOU FROM DOING THAT RIGHT NOW
nOT SURE TO COMMENT ON HER PIC cAUSE I MIGHT SOUND THIRSTY
CONSUMER LIVECHAT CUSTOMER TRANSFERRED TO BUSINESS FOR 'SPECIALIST' ASSISTANCE
Not sure if richard sherman or booker t
Not sure if doorleg or bath arm
Not sure if dead Or just playing OPOSSUM
I see it but don't understand it
Not sure if Richard Sherman Or Busta Rhymes
not sure if guns kill people or people kill people
not sure if is porto or portwo
Can't tell if it's too far Or not far enough...
not sure if sonic or Dankey Kang
NoT SURE IF IM REALLY GOOD AT MY JOB OR IM JUST THE SHIZZNIT
Not sure if crappy grammer or just using an iphone
Not sure if she's serious If she is that would be kinda nasty
Not sure if that was because of magic or harry potter did it
Not sure if ironic beard and flannie or just beard and flannie
Not sure if threatening
cant tell if taking a dump or having trouble breathing
not sure if u just stop texting me or if u fell asleep
Not sure if saying you look Hot will come off nice or just make me sound like a creeper
not sure if 12am results release or tomorrow morning
NOT SURE IF ENDORSING MY SKILLS ON LINKEDIN TO BE NICE OR FISHING FOR ENDORSEMENTS
can't tell is she joking or... retard
Not sure if staring at t-shirt Or boobs
I'd hit it but not sure which one
Not Sure if Philipp Or just Gay
AARON THERE BETTER BE MOOG ON BOTH SIDES OF THE CAR
jews do i have your attention?
Not sure if should keep fighting over same girl Or just give up and never have sex with anyone
Not sure if nausea or just hungry
Not sure if shift is demand... Or supply...
eU TO CONFUSO E AO MESMO TEMPO CONFUSO
Can't tell if it's a retarded penguin  or if it's Jody Gosbee
Not sure if suMmer or winter
Not sure if we're just having fun or are just totally retarded
Can't tell if Andrew lUck  Or eli manning
NOT SURE IF WHEN GIRLS SAY IM CUTE THEY ACTUALLY MEAN IT  OR THEY ARE TRYING TO BE POLITE
not sure if wrong girlfriend or wrong me
not sure if baffled or just sleepy
can't tell if hair always imprisoned in this color or if orange is the new black
YOU CANT HANDLE THE BRO TANKS
not sure if great movie knowledge or hopeless romantic
not sure if dill pickle or salt and vinegar
not sure if Canada radio plays 'american idiot' because it hates america or because it's stuck in the 90's.
not sure if troll or good call
not sure if my hair soft and safe or if those points could poke someone's eyes out
NOT SURE IF BONER OR JUST PATTERN IN PANTS
not sure if drowning or is just bad swimmer
Not sure if the problems I am having are legit Or I am just terrible at my job
nOT SURE IF SLOW DAY OR JUST LAZY
not sure if they human or we animal
You find out my real name I've got my eyes on you Internet
shut up and eat a snikers
Not sure if mist or smoke from all the fireworks
Cant tell if serious or trick question
can't tell if clever or completely missing the irony
not sure if it's better to attend virtual party or continue to stalk people he doesn't know
Not sure if burning couches in e.lansing because of rose bowl or because power is still out
not sure if this is meme or crap
Not sure if coworkers assume i know everything or if i am totally clueless about how to do my job
not sure if it's an invitation or just good wishes
CAn't tell if gay Or trying to impersonate women
not to sure if it's a bearded midget or an ewok
Not sure if Y U No really downtrodden or if he just forget he white
Not sure if they played all Their good songs or if all their songs are good
not sure if philosoraptor dangerous or just thinking too much
Not sure if dog needs changing or baby needs to go out
Cant tell if beard is finally growing out or a stray hair from my side burns
Not sure if joke or lazy trolling
Not sure if sexual innuendo or LEGITIMATE question
not sure if theatre tomorrow or today...
NOT SURE IF SHOULD COMMENT OR WATCH SHIT UNFOLD
Mindenki v&#225;rja 2014-et de mi lesz ha 2013S j&#246;n?
Not sure if new neighbor or house being repoed
Not sure if direct shot at me Or datboy
not sure if farted or ruined undies
not sure if santa real or mrs claus hallucinating
not sure if santa real or if stocking haunted
Stop backtalking Sit on my face
Not sure if Wine connoisseur or alcoholic
not sure if homer simpson my father or just my godfather
not sure if dos equis man serious or plastered
Not sure if legs or hotdogs
not sure if slang or just drunk
Not sure if disappointing or expectations too high
not sure if disappointing or expectations too high
NOT SURE IF IM DRUNK.
not sure if people use memes wrong or there just plain stupid
not sure if sex is better than pizza or pizza better than sex
Not sure if people are just bored or tell me their whole life time story via facebook
not sure if best party of 2013 or best party of 2014
not sure if slow day or i have forgotten something major
Not sure if lunchtime because i'm hungry or hungry BECAUSE it's lunchtime
Not sure if this is a new video or one i watched drunk
not sure if fighting ignorance or nsa troll-bots?
Not sure if she will say yes  or just wants to see me cry
Not sure if mass holiday texts are out or friends all hate me
NOT SURE IF HE IS OLD BLack friend from highschool or just a black dude
not sure if ebola or just bad hangover
almost
NOT SURE IF JACKIE CHAN
Not sure if drone bunny likes big balls or has a thing for male genitals
Can't tell if being nice or actually liked it
YOu...YOu're Welcome?
Not sure if stun or op slow
Not sure if boyfriend or father
Not Sure if CUrsed or just very very unlucky
not sure if i hate wednesdays because we can't go outside or if it's because i haven't even started on my petition
not sure they're looking at me cuz i'm asian or because i'm not from here because i'm asian
Not Sure if I get more sick than everyone else or i'm just a bigger baby than everyone els
not sure if its a movie or a videogame
not sure if I should wear my  $20 boots or
Not sure if viagra commercial Or pickup truck coommercial
NOT SURE IF this is a PARODY ACCOUNT or republicans ARE just that clueless
Not sure if thats Mayonnaise on your chin or the acceptance letter from your interview...
can't tell if serious or trolling
the look you make  when the weedman dont pick up
not sure if retarded or mental
Not sure if anon has a  crush or is it just Vrishkin
not sure if nice people  or just bitter cunts
No Content ID Claims? Not Sure if Managed Or Affilate
Not sure if its an ugly sweater or its their normal sweater
Not sure if jeep is leaning Or seat is broken
not sure if raisins or just chocolate chips
not sure if goverment is incompetent or just pulling a really elaborate scheme
not sure whether  to blame sales... or marketing......
Not sure if lights from this year or left from last
Can't tell if the christmas jammies video is cute or the most annoying thing i have ever seen
Cant tell if upper case i or lower case i
Not sure if i cant sleep because i facebook or i facebook because i cant sleep
not sure if dying chipmunks in a blender... ...or a justin bieber song
not sure if they're liking because of a selfie post or because of the cool lampshade at the back
Not sure if serious or just government trolling me
not sure if I'm not photogenic or actually ugly
I guess...
nimesh bhaai.... gud mrng sirrr
not sure if crossfit or strange atkins-jock-cult
NOT SURE IF TALKING ABOUT ME OR IF DATING ANOTHER GUY
Not sure to study physics or chemistry
Not sure if like Leela as Giantess or tiny girl.
Not sure K is py hnsna ya nahi. :|
Not sure if i've heard this before or all computer music sounds the exact same to me.
Not sure if thats Travis' Ugly mug  or phil kessels ugly mug
Not sure if good at league of legends Or just lucky they got placed in silver
not sure if should feel flattered or disgusted
NOT SURE IF WOMAN OR MEN
NOt sure if this status is a joke or just completely immature
Note sure if Happy Real Americans won or sad Rhodes Dynasty lost
not sure if busy or weirded out
Not sure if trolling or genuine question
Not Sure If Housemates Hate us or really are busy
shure if 69 is sex or oral
Not sure if ur a squeaker or a girl
not sure if fail was spawned into existence after opening mouth or before
I got 3 words for u Ho Ho Ho
I got 3 words for u Ho Ho Ho
Got chills from my own song not sure if narcissistic or amazingly gifted
bite me
how about a nice cup of amphetamines
not sure if 'business as ministry' or prosperity gospel
NOT SURE IF PASSIVE IS THEIR STRATEGY OR GGMR CREW DON'T HAVE BALLS
Not sure if it means asvab is stupid or your stupid for needing help w/ ASVAB
not sure if feeling fingers with thumb or feeling thumb with fingers
not sure if i want to masterbate or take a nap
NOT SURE IF QUESTION OR STATEMENT
not sure if .com or .co.uk
not sure if spoof or a rip-off
Not sure if recognizing me or just thinks im hot
Not sure if Austin or Antarctica
NOT SURE IF ENOUGH TO WIPE OR IF I SHOULD GET ANOTHER ROLL
Not sure if unlocking the phone or just checking the time
Not sure if Sec championship or really big 12 in disguise
Not sure if troll or just delusional
no answer
Not surE if Shrek Or just gab coopa
Not sure if I should be offended or take this as a COMPLEMENT
Not sure if I forgot my password... Or Wade is messing with me...
not sure if new weapon or more democracy
not sure if asian women are twins or I'm a racist
Not sure if obama is incompetent or socialist sabotuer
not sure if professor mes solzhenitsy or professor Hyde-White
not sure if hopsin is really black or actually eminem in disguise
Not sure if to do homework now or wake up early tomorrow to do it
1 doesn't simply practice
Is it sarcasam  or a legitamate question
Not sure if riku is on fire in CAD class or just fiddling
Not sure if lizard queen build is bad or so good that it appears to be bad
Not sure if homeschooled Or Just really socially awkward
Not sure if getting hacked or i forgot the password
not sure if bad or cops just rushing
............................ havent we met before?
can't tell if sick or just allergies
Not sure if there is campers or i am moving to much
הרגע הזה ש?תה ב? לנשק בחורה והי? ?ומרת לך ל?
NOt sure if insomnia induced my facebook browsing or facebook browsing induced my insomnia
Not sure if high or just very p-daws
Slept in until 2 pm not sure if depressed or just hungover
Not sure if it's giggity or not
guns don't toast toast people toast toast
Not sure if best troll ever Or best victim ever.
Not sure if I'm calm because I studied enough Or because I don't Give a **** Anymore
pencho! ye kya ho gya?
u mad bro this shirt is green
not sure if alex is telling the truth or he is a raging homosexual.
still has the fire extinguisher not sure i took it with me on purpose
i don't know if i'm going home coz i miss my family  or i want real food
You're still using Twitter and Facebook to ask friends questions?
not sure if drinking so that i can smoke or smoking in order to drink
Not sure if actually meditating or really high
Not sure if RP OR just being self
tweets about couch with picture of tv
Not sure if I'm actually funny Or Rosemary Finds everything funny
not sure if serious
chug chug twang twang wolcott falls
not sure if that jokes even funny or you're just becoming desperate
you say 'lol' --are you really?!
not sure if he's commenting or trying to prove he's a comedian
Not sure if in the matrix or not in the matrix
Not sure if I just don't do my job if someone else will do it for me
Not sure if you are a real producer or just a ghost's client
Not sure if we are bad at game Or if Dm is evil
Not sure if conditioner still in hair or hair is smoother than silk
Not sure if apple juice or chilled urine
Not sure if severe add or this shit is really boring
Not sure if really unlucky Or just stupid
not sure if lazy or creative
Sent a bunch of texts
not sure if sure or not
why would you leave dishes in the sink when there's a machine that will wash them for you?
If MCDonalds sold hot dogs... mcdongles
Can't tell if trolling or just jiu jitsu crazy
Not sure if guitar player or janitor
NOT SURE IF HE'S JOKING OR JUST RACIST
not sure if students are thinking silently or  confused
Not sure if productive or everything is broken
can't tell if a girl was playing FOOTSIE with me or if she thought my leg was a wooden pole
not sure if drug addict or just dankata
300 PowerPoint slides? Not sure if presentation or slow movie
Jesus! Yep i AM!
Not sure... Buying SEAT Leon FR or a other Car??
Not sure if BAD AT ENGLISH OR FOREIGN
i'll leave you alone but you owe me a bag of weed
Not sure if cancer or just seeking attention
not sure if squinting or blinking
not sure if the world is a distressing and irritating place or just PMS
Not sure if you're going to unlock this iphone or just checking the clock
not sure if that's a mustache or your top lip is out of focus
I'm either always late  or everyone is always early
standing in line for new j's and someone farted
not sure if angry or just not replying
NOT SURE IF GENUINE OR JUST TRYING TO GET LIKES
Not sure if genuinely good person or i just haven't seen their dark side yet
Not sure if A2 chemistry  Or AS chemistry
Not sure if Gallifrey or actually me
Not sure if  comment expander or link
hmm... not sure if movember or just lots of new adult movie directors
Not sure you're gonna read this Or you're just scrolling for fun.
NOT SURE IF THEY REMEMBERED MY 'FAKE' BIRTHDAY OR FACEBOOK TOLD THEM
ITS ALL COMING TO MY HEAD JUST FOR A MOMENT
Not sure if Melbourne coffee has dramatically improved Or
bc anusha tujse kisi ne pucha kya ?
heartless ishhhh
contemplating losing my shit!
I don't always like coffee but when I do COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE COFFEE
Who a dick Well... YOU
Not sure if Anarchist or Libertarian
not sure whether ht needs the money or just make more profit
Not sure if spelling error or just another weird kempisch word
Are you stupid or something close to it
If Greenland is Ice
Im not sure that was to oscar? Or was it to his long lost friend!
Not sure if my teacher's thoughts are impressive or if his sexy russian accent is playing tricks on me
Not Sure if Photographer or MMO player trying to find a life.
Not sure if Sine Wave or filtered triangle wave
Not sure if thrill seeking or just stupid
wish I knew what to do or maybe I don't
Not sure if murmel or a hobo
Not sure if period  or mad she mistook this ping pong nigga for 2pac
what if evolution is a cycle
una estrella fugas
don't know if cd skipping... or meshuggah palm muting
not sure if rayo valecano  or dortmund
not sure if generation is stupid... or if i am smarter than everyone else
Not sure if buildings are prone to burn down in chicago or if everyone wants insurance money
MMMMMMMMM  CREO KE ES BELLACO(a) Xd
Not sure if really mad  Or constipated pooping
Not sure if new guy or just guy who rarely turns up
NOT SURE IF SHE AGREES OR WANTS THE D
not sure if showing off tits or just an everyday photo
Not sure if bad connection or NSA downloading from my harddrive
Nuk e di a jam te Hektori apo ne kopsht me dreke
Not sure if she's busy Or mad at me...
not sure if really nice or really devious
Not sure if actually sick or home playing hooky
Not sure if earthquake or candy stuck in vending machine
Not sure if suave cynicism or just making excuses
Not sure if he actually enjoyed it or if he started regreting it.
Not sure if a swarm of angry bees Or vtec just kicked in 'yo'
Not sure if boyfriend and girlfriend or slave and master
Not sure if Halloween or parkinsons
thinking of what am i doing again
don't know if the politics nowadays is full of shit or i am getting older and more matured
Triple sat and To-Go phone is ringing huh? Orders all 86'd items...
not sure if dumb or the exact opposite of genius
not sure if I forgot........................i hate mornings
Copy
not sure if spicy chicken or crispy tacos
Gaspar  hahaha
Not sure if Vikings defense is playing well or Giants offense sucks that bad
Not sure if Sydney is actually mad Or just trolling me harder than I am her
NOT SURE IF GENIUS OR BAT-SHIT CRAZY
NOT SURE IF TONY ABBOTT OR RANDALL
NOT SURE IF BAHUBALI IS HOLLYWOOD OR TOLLYWOOD
Don't know if she acts stupid or is complete retard
Not sure if MUNQSMUN is better  Or the people who make it are
Not sure if having sex or Just had a total mind fuck
Hayashi and Boobs Not sure if he is in his Puberty or Gay
Not sure if helmet-mounted bike lights or nocturnal penny-farthing club
Don't Know If Ishant Sharma Or Bowling Machine
Not sure if charismatic or just ugly
hmmmm the unc
no se si alberto es estupido  o la mama lo dejo caer de cabeza al nacer
Play Roblox  Or Take My Money
NOT SURE IF I'M STUPID OR  CRAPPY
not sure if sure is game is easy or players are bad
my eye doctor says i need glasses no I don't
ga yakin kalo uts jawabannya di scan
50 Strawberry Yogurts in fridge NOT SURE IF ON SALE OR STOCKER IS COLOR BLIND
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD SAY GOOD LUCK OR HAVE FUN
Not sure if Jay's trying to be Mean or if I am a futurama geek
kamu seperti orang gila dari tadi on dan off
No se si es Actriz Porno O Sexologa
Not Sure If Site I know... or NSA...
not sure if i should ban or sit back and watch the fury of the people ensue first
Not sure if 'good at playing stupid' is a compliment or insult
Not sure if super efficient or job is just really cushy
not sure if اقجورون or أقجرن
not sure if ufo  or PLANE
y a mi por que me lo cuentas?
Not sure if worldnews or liberal circlejerk
not sure if tattoo means strength in chinese or spicy tuna roll
your look when shes like 'Oh ok' after you tell her shes beautifu
ayer me comi una manzana estaba rica
Looking for a fuck to give Nope
wait should I cry now?
Not sure if NBA 2K14.. Or NBA 2K13..
Bloopy Its everywhere
not sure if i should stop & wash my hands or i already did
Ga yakin yang pertamax keduax ketigax karena gaul atau cuma ikut-ikutan aja?
NOT SURE IF SERGEANT MAJOR OR FIRST SERGEANT I'LL JUST STAY SEVEN PLUS PACES AWAY
NOT SURE IF SERGEANT MAJOR OR FIRST SERGEANT I'LL JUST STAY SEVEN OR MORE PACES AWAY
Not sure if baby is tooting... ...or pooping.
not enough!we need more... there we go were hidden from the noobs. quick hide in words!there are noobs there.blah blah blah
I see a little f*cking bear
Not sure If they have a cold Or tom jacques
not sure if math class or mom's high school biology book
Not sure if serious Or just evil
So you shut down the EPA
'I would refuse to pay taxes if everyone refused to pay taxes' says everyone
Not sure if my quiz was too easy or if my students studied for the quiz
Not sure if hitting on me or just works at freebirds
Not sure if lying about years of marriage Or just ridiculously good looking 50-somethings.
si no existiera el face  que estarias haciendo horita
Not sure if he's a corner camper or a shrub with legs
not sure if op is stupid or just a newfag
not sure if op is a faggot
not sure if hungry or have a stomachache
Victor Gomes
not sure if im mot sure
Not sure if Tulsa or the dagger to the Cyclones heart?
I passed my ethics exam... Of course I cheated.
eradicate petrol smuggling to neighbouring countries? I smell bullshit
Not sure if Charismatic or sociopath
can you come closer so i can punch your face!!!
Did that ending just... leave me hollow like Dexter
le anger management of le leing le reddit xdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd aro 2 da nee
Nao sei se e a fila para o Centro de Emprego Ou a fila dos afilhados da Coutinho
Nao tenho a certeza se ha infiltrados ou caloiro popular
si seras....
ξε?ναω αιμα
what on earth am i seeing? oops!! it's a reflection in the mirror
Not Sure If Being Serious Or Just Forgot About Bachmann
NOT SURE IF NEW GIRL AT THE OFFICE IS ATTRACTIVE OR STANDARDS ARE LOWERING
cant tell if she giving me the sexy eyes or the stink eye
Not sure if trolling or just really really really fucking retarded
Not sure if blind or someone came up with some really bad job names
Not sure if you're done ranting  Or if you just started
Not sure if the picture's bad or i'm just ugly
Not sure if gay or just abercrombie & fitch model
NOT SURE IF SHE WANTS ME FOR SEX OR IPAD AND DRAWING TABLET
Phone in back pocket Not sure if I got a txt or just farted.
Not sure if it's true or just a troll
Not sure if miracles exist Or just getting better at math
Not sure if baboons having sex or rocky top
not sure if liking phil collins makes me an american psycho
Not sure if I have to take a really huge shit.  Or I have really bad gas Kennedy.
Not sure if she's not sure or if she's serious
No se si los que le dieron 'me gusta' les gusta o les embola
Act like you forgot that today is my birthday.
NOT SURE IF SOCCER MEMES OR REPOST MEMES
Not sure if Peyton Manning is good Or just really lucky
Not sure if freeloader or just a scrub
not sure if aizer is retarded  of a complete psychopath .
Not sure if riding the struggle bus Or have been hit by the struggle bus
Not sure if I am egoist  or just an asshole
wait a second
Not sure if sarcasm Or enthusiasm
no se si camilo y monroy son estupidos  o es q no se sieron cuenta q ya saben q es dumarsito !
`Hey
Not sure if random recipe or derby name
Not sure if complaining or being salty
nose si aplaudirle o me esta cachando.
Category Theory
NOT SURE IF BETTER OR WORSE
Not sure if I should feel violated Or like a P.I.M.P.
toh tmi jano na?? je tmi hala haoua!!
Not sure if I lost my sense of humor Or the Neighbors just is not a funny show
not sure if meme sucks or memegenerator is broken
if too much is never enough then how much is too much?
NOT SURE IF FALLING IN LOVE OR JUST INDIGESTION
Not sure if understaffed Or if incompetent #thedanielseffect
abra en el futuro algo mejor que facebook futurama
not sure if your good or if im bad
MAGANDA NGA SI PHOEBE .   BAKLA NAMAN .
Dispari
Not sure if i should play this sewlar or watch breaking bad
Not sure if I have no real friends  or just too picky
Not sure if I like this photo because I support breast feeding or if I just really love boobies
Not sure if helping me or trying to get rid of me
Not sure if tons of reposts or tickld is just confused today
I'm not old I'm 21 with 15 years experience
NOT SURE IF ACTUALLY AFK OR JUST PRETENDING
I think i know this song
NOT SURE IF WILL GET EXCELLENCE OR FAIL MISERABLY
Big Daddy vs. Steven Seagal Easy
Not Sure if Ronaldinho or Ronaldo
Not sure if Clare Balding or Clare Baldwin lookalike...
not sure if advertising genius or just trolling
not sure if i'm too enthusiast or you are too bored
Not sure if Angela the Herb-Witch Or another human
Not sure if you were harsh on me  or generous with him
Not sure if Jacky Timish is gay        Or just retarded
oooo 0000
Can't tell if Dedication 5 or Sorry For The Wait 2
NOT SURE IF THE SCIENCE EXPO  WILL BE A SUCCESS OR NOT
Nose si solo eres linda por fuera? o tambien lo eres por dentro?
not sure if stupid or just ignorant
Not sure if Cordarrelle Patterson is a WR or a heist in the Ocean's movies
NOT SURE IF I'm funny or you're too lazy to text words
Not sure if Jason Genova Or Vince Delmonte
Not sure if Alaba or Tyler
Not sure if Super Cup final or World Cup Final
Not sure if michael meant what he said or it was a 'slip of the tongue'
Agora! E pessoal!
Not sure if cargo biking is cardiovascular exercise or weight training
Not Sure If X or Y
Cant tell if Down Syndrome  or trials hd
Not sure if sarcasm or Being for real
Curious   Think Qualitative ???
Not Sure If Lukas Or Urgot
Not sure if gay Or just tonne
Not sure if patient is actually sleeping  or pretending to sleep to make me feel bad and leave
No s si me llevan de paseo O al veterinario
Not sure if immobile goalkeeper is jason in a cast...or jason not in a cast
Not sure if Real MEx Taco Or American Mex Taco
Not sure if Ben Affleck or Jason Garrison
Non capisco se &#232; masella o se &#232; Nasello
a-esa que-te-aparta-de-ni
NOT SURE IF CLOSE OR CLAUSE
not sure if she thinks i'm attractive because i'm a dj or i'm a dj because i'm attractive
Not sure if Daniel Sturridge Or Lionel Messi
NOT SURE IF USHER
not sure if trying to be gay or really is gay
мне  кажет?? или  ?  один не  ?обираю?ь  бухать в  общаге
Not sure if Newcastle defense is shit Or if Man City's attack is awesome
Not sure if wants to buy house or just here for Olivier
klaro pod ni? dili maklaro
Not sure if SMU Financial Aid is full of idiots or if they don't exist at all and there's just an ape playing with a calculator
Can't Tell If Sharker Or Just Stupid
Not Sure if Jordan Lotty Or a bear/gorilla
Not sure if in infp or infj
Je vais voir ce qu'il y a de nouveau sur Facebook
im not sure if cayla is a nerd or she just likes books
NON SONO SICURO SE E' UN PEZZO DI MERDA OPPURE UN ANONIMO DI ASK
Not sure if canjeero Or malawax
not sure if neighbourhood cats are fighting or children are being tortured
not sure if looking at the time or unlocking phone
not sure if he is a muslim or a metalhead
es un pinguino q se cree pollo o un pollo q se cree pinguino?
Not sure if post is self referencing or just grown used to seeing them everywhere
Not sure if i want to yell at farij for generalizing people or scream at farij for generalizing people
goes through gf's faster then bacon? realises
Not sure if that Facebook post was from my father or my recently 'admitted to facebook stalking' mother
Not sure if you can't type or if you can't spell.
marque aqui  seu amigo semideus
Not sure if le xdddd le 9geg xdddd
Not sure if Boobs Or man ass in bra
nop no lo recuerdo
Not sure if Roberto is good in this stuff go ask your friend to help you
nose si mis deciciones son estupidas o son estupidas decisiones
Not sure if vagina Or 2 soggy lettuce leafs
24 a 20 contra os dolphins e os cowboys ja se acham campeoes do super bowl
Not sure if satire or wildly irresponsible journalism
not sure if beerpong or olympic sport
Not Sure If You're Actually Laughing Or Just Typing It
como ases
verarsch und nicht... wayne...
haha  ijat buat aper xtdo lg????
Not sure if magical substance Or Fitebac
like the redhead in wolverine now where's a key hole
Not sure if hobo or a swaggot hipster
Not sure if you're going to unlock this phone  or just checking the clock
Not sure whether she really likes me or just friendzoned me
Nose si toco bien O LA GENTE ESTA EL OGT
Not sure if you're trying to make my brain explode Or if 'it's just out of love'
Nuk jam i sigurt nese po zhbllokon telefonin apo po kontrollon oren
Not sure if a tree Or a concealed staff member
Not Sure If Its Fry day Or Friday...
Eish pleaselah watpe nak jeles
hhmjbene
Not sure if manav  is a boy or a girl.
Not sure if i should reset cap or help cap the enemy base...
si soy un pelotudo? significa que tengo las pelotas grandes?
Fart on Airplane pretend to be sleeping
Not sure if my friend on skype is on the toilet... or f*cking his girlfriend...
Not sure if getting better or just slowly getting sicker
So instagram has video now But still has that small ass crop box
no se si es muy peque o realmente estoy muy ciego
Not sure if from Philip J Fry Or from Philip J Papp
not sure if internet pornography is a good or a bad thing
dah lame aq perhatikan ko
INI grup apa ya??? by :aflah fadhillah
Not sure if sweating or drenched in rain
Not sure if computer is too slow Or I'm just too fast.
Not sure if stolen meme or just forever alone guy creating memes
Not sure if he's imitating Futurama Fry or just squinting
Not sure if he's imitating me or just squinting...
Cant tell if he is showing off his abs or he is awkwardly dancing
Yoville's Down Get a life Loser!
Not sure if Advertisment Or is just trolling
Not sure if Im really loud Or everything else is quiet
Not sure if squinting or asian
I'm not sure if new meme generator page sucks or it is a big useless creative shit
Don't know if whore or just stupid
Nose!  :c
50 tabs open not sure where sound is coming from
Not sure if I don't worry about anything or I don't have anything to worry about
not sure if norrris or bot
Tak Pasti Betul ke dia ni Ostad?
Not sure if Leon is actually gay or just a fag
Not sure if people are too busy to post or if they don't plan on bringing anything
Tampan dan berani Willy xD
not sure if good looking or alcohol is affecting judgement
i dont always scwint but when i do im youshaly looking at boobs
Not sure if st&#246;hri is an idiot or just st&#246;hri
not sure if Storage Hunters is real or shit acting.
not sure if i'm smelling cheesy food or cheesy feet
hahahaaa sweet kpl
Not sure if Socially Awkward Penguin... ...or just not interested.
American men watching Kpop girls first time
Not sure if I hear fireworks Or living in West Valley
not sure what describes her more... insanely pretty or pretty insane
not sure if loli or above legal age
From here it looks like.. Your finger smells like shit
Not sure if something is wrong with car or it's just the roads in tacoma.
Warum gibt es keine stummen Brunettes? A: Hyperoxyd.
Not sure if 'ask.fm' or 'hate.fm'
No se si tote es pajero o no sabe comentar imagenes
So YOur The One Who Stole My Weed? Prepare to live the rest of your short fucking life in agonizing misery
nossa.. que perspic&#225;cia..!
not sure you if read this right or just blind
Sbaglio o.. Ce una mucca volante?
not sure if this funny or dumb
Not sure if bed broke from amazing sex or we're fat.
not sure if you're smiling or in pain
Not sure if has mental problems Or is just on the rag
Not sure if hidden power fire
who parked they're car ON MY SANDWITCH
Not sure if Callum Nicklen or a fish
Not sure if she's attractive or just wearing a lot of make up
Not sure if I'm being too picky about the Steam sales or if I already own too many games
not sure if detroit's bankruptcy leading to a real life robocop is scary or awesome
Not sure if my favourite local bar has started letting in under-agers Or i am just getting fucking old
not sure if wrong password  or wrong user name
Not sure if your my friend... or just a big fucking dick!!!
nisam siguran dal je dusan peder ili samo voli da pusi kurac
not sure if I am driving well or other drivers
no se si yo soy muy incha weas o el muy impaciente
Not sure if its deciever of the gods or deciever of the goats
Not sure if mum doesn't believe me or doesn't care about me
Not sure if getting better or used to being sick
Not sure if Human Rights or human dignity
not sure if black kid wearing a hoodie minding his own buisness or  criminal armed with skittles
That look you give when a skinny chick calls herself fat I must be two beached whales in one body to you then
Not sure if black Green Arrow Or Trayvon Martin cosplay
Not sure if sexist or okay to think that way
Not sure if I'm not funny... ...Or if my mic is not working again
Not sure if lrms make people lazy.. ...or lazy people use lrms
Not sure if i'm a badass... ...or if they were just low elo noobs
The Cut wants memes
You fucked my sister right on dude
YO SE
no s si la foto donde esta usted y Laura
Not sure if ears are in the background Or if my mother was part alpaca..
I see what you dit there
Not sure if awesome or just b some
Not sure if dorians gay or just enjoys popsicles and bananas.. alot
Not sure if offline or just invisible
CAn't tell if REddit has always been racist Or rednecks just discovered internet
Not sure if Tension Headache Or brain tumor
NOT SURE IF GOOD ACTOR OR IS A DICK IN REAL LIFE AS WELL
not sure if awesome because it is pokemon or because of tribal style
can't understand
not sure if japanese porn or bboy's stream
Not sure if you really can't talk to me Or this is your way of ignoring me.
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD LAUGH OR BE INSULTED
not sure if it's a government or the mafia
Not sure if awwwwwwwwwright means yes  or no
Not Sure If Giants are getting better  Or are just playing well against the padres
Not sure if I should feel insulted or honored
What if trayvon would have just gone home after zimmerman quit following him
so what youre saying is someone was willing to watch this in person?
not sure if car is running or the engine is still off
78 or 88 Mph
Boss lady says one thing  Does something else
Not sure if i pissed on my fingers or just had top ramen
not sure if i was at the NOTORIOUS b.i.g concert or if it was all a dream
not sure if i'm an alcoholic or just really thirsty
Not sure if awwwwwwwwwright means yes  or no
Can't Tell If it's the yankees hitting or the rangers trying to score goals
Not sure if your trying to give a speech or preaching to someone
Not sure IF suicide Or just rage quit life
Not sure if George Zimmerman screaming or Trayvon Martin
Not sure what to   like more prequels or sequels
Not sure if George Zimmerman screaming or Trayvon Martin
Everyone 'Knock Knock' Ed 'Come in'
Not sure if your are unlocking your phone or just checking the time
am luat bacu'
humano que no vio dbz no tuvo infancia
Not sure if fat or muscle
Not sure if my car is done or they haven't taken it into the garage yet
Not sure if life sucks (no friends
*with dubstep* Not sure if speakers are broken
Not sure if that's Betty White Or some random old lady.
Not sure if warm because of high metabolism or the insulative power of body fat
i dont always  oh wait wrong meme
Not sure if girlfriend has problems or is just mad?
not sure if shirt or super skanky dress...
So if I just say 'God made me this way' I can get away with anything I want
Мне кажет?? Или добрые и че?тные парни нахуй никому не?дали?ь
not sure if puking or being murdered
Can't tell if he's busy..or.. Just rude!
Jared milton Not sure if troll
not sure if 'us' as pronoun or as shortcut for the united states
ey mirando porno ee
Not sure if herbal tea or granola mix
Man
Not sure if selling myself short or not selling myself short enough
NOT SURE IF MAKEUP ARTIST OR CAKE BOSS
Not sure if Fireworks or if aaron hernandez is out of jail
Not sure if mom is insane
not sure if this guy is hacking or a fucking beast like zxblade
You Can Leave Har Alone Now Stop Live Pan Har Name
not sure if complete genius  or just stupid
So you had to get red carpet fresh to come smoke a blunt
NOT SURE IF THIS IS JAKARTA OR ALASKA
aha esa ezcuchando al paisa y jalando hierba eso ez vida
Not sure if girl doesn't want to talk or she has the attention span of a chiwawa
Not sure spy Or just bad player
We will be performing a scheduled game update beginning on July 2
not sure if blind  or just stupid
Not sure if he's an average looking gay guy Or a really hot straight boy
What the hell man now i can't sleep
'Im all like' ROCK AND NEVER DIES
Not sure if noob... Or just has bad stats..
Not sure if coding in JavaScript or JavaScript is coding me!
got office at 10:20 no one's here not sure if im early or everyone else is late
Not sure if Patriots in decline Or about to win Superbowl
Not sure if baby is laughing
GPS
Not sure if if honking at me Or somebody else is driving like an idiot
cu cat ma gandesc mai mult la rouhi cu atat imi scade iq-ul mai mult
not sure if real madrid jersey or toilet paper
Not sure if gun shots or fireworks
Le*chinmoy::Amar naam chinmoy ghosh..ami chaile 1 litre whiskey kheleo nesha hobe nah!! 1 hour later:: afta takin 2 shots Vai amar sorir valo nei bomi korbo
Not sure if everyone is saying ps3 as a typo or talking about buying a 7 year old console
NOt sure if man or woman...wait. Boobs. Woman. Or Mannn...?
Hmmmm boleh caya ke ni ?
Bayu angga yudha dolan yoh ?
Not sure if failing at winning or winning at failing
not sure if spider is paralyzed  or just fucking with me
Not sure if extra shiny hair strand or my first grey strand.
Vc veio aqui para me irritar ou adicionar
ко нипокладе
oh look it's this thread again
Not sure if arrow in the knee or just inept
Not sure if this dinner i have made is a success or a failure...
Not sure if portuguese... Or undecipherable ancient language...
The year is 2060. iPhone 842 is released.  The Screen touches you...
Not sure if audioslave or sound garden
not sure if my internet is slow or if the picture is actually black
not sure if I smell the tuna I just opened... ...or this bitch's vagina
not sure if i'm big boned or if i'm just fat
Not sure how feel
Not sure if contemporain art or really big shit
Wussssuh Happ-neen?
Not sure if Zubi is brighter than the Sun or if zubi is the sun
not sure if 9gag or 9gif
Not sure if summers getting hotter every year... or if I'm getting fatter
Is Aram being funny or just being French
Not sure if she want me or if she doesn't want anyone else to have me
So fidgety need more coffee
Not sure if gay Or just Mackid
Do I tell them where the ross building is? Fuck no
Random guy says he's your father SEEMS LEGIT
gay people need to stfu thanks for the cockfest
Not sure if this quote is trying to preach some abstract spirituality or encourage muslimahs to wear Islamically unacceptable dresses
Lagi ledekin KPK...atau Menjelaskan realita?
not sure if Timmay playing angry theist or misunderstood true intent of Dawkins
nOT SURE IF MADE IN pAINT oR MADE IN lIKELAUGHS cREATIVE SECTION
que paso sthep ? antes eras chevere
not sure if constitution or toilet paper
como que se  te acabaron las fotos
not sure if she's dating him or best gay
Not Sure if He Calls His Dog His Daughter or Really Bad Parenting
Not sure if accidentally misspelling 'CSB' or rodrigo trying to make a new saying
not sure if we're the bitches or we just attract bitches
NOT SURE IF INSOMNIA OR JUST HALF-BLOOD VAMPIRE
Not sure if fat Or meal is small
Not sure if Apple endorse fruit
Not sure if  MYSPACE IS LEGAL
Not sure if a meme  or not
Not sure if Tobal is getting better at camping Or just likes buying a lot of camping shit online
Not sure if I should view the next page of Google results or just use new keywords
Not sure if pants were stolen Or if I forgot to wear any
Not sure if Modernist or Post-Modernist
Not Sure If Kwao Or Just Theal sounding like Kwao
Not sure if TWSS or Dugudugu
someone makes fat joke about themselves not sure if i should agree
so you think sparkesykel is gay or are you just telling your lifestory???
Not sure if France U-20 team or Ghana
JE CROIS PAS NON
NOT SURE IF DRUNK OR HIGH
Can't Tell If It Is Jai or Luke
Feurghurehurhhgreurghhuuhoo?
Not Sure if Dylan Meant to look like this... or just is fry
NO SE SI ALEGRARME POR QUE TENGO TRABAJO O PONERME TRISTE POR QUE YA NO ESCUCHARE ASOT
Not sure if font too small  or screen too small
You ?
Tupa si  ofca
LONTONG TAHU SAKPORSI..!!! Rp.6000
One does not simply lose their glasses . but gains a pair of beer googles
Not sure if i need glasses or that thext is really blurry
NICE
Not sure if Beverly is Serious Or Kidding
i'm not sure if i have small dick or she got big hands
Not sure if GIF  or video
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR BEING A DUMBASS
not sure if twitter or bluebird
Not sure if lazy Or cowardly
Or wrong placement Not sure if wrong text
Drinks one Monster and cant go to sleep for the rest of the night
Not sure if General Zod Or Bill Hader
NOT SURE IF PROFESSIONAL ATHLETE OR DRUG DEALER
ga' yakin ini soal kelas 7 atau soal kelas 3
they said i could become anything so i became.... FRED'S BROTHER
so you think you're awesome? hits esc key
Not Sure if Fat LOSS OR DRUNKENess will occur
Not sure if Dalek or Trash Can
'N532ND
Not Sure if Moldy Cheese Or Pepperjack
Not sure if... the bruins are playing great hockey or gary bettman is fixing the playoffs for them again..?
Not Sure If i have some spare time or need more things to do
Not sure if system is broken Or working perfectly
not sure if /r/funny is really not funny  or if i'm just depressed
Not sure if he understood pun Or totally missed it
not sure if terrorist or man wearing suspiciously bulky jacket
not sure if bronies is just code for pedophiles
Not Sure if Fat LOSS OR DRUNKENess will occur
not sure if troll or just really dumb
not sure if moderate depression or severe laziness
Not Sure if player level 100 oR FRIENDZONED LEVEL 1000
Not sure if people who comment on yahoo articles are stupid  or just republicans
Not sure if listening to the BEST SONG IN EXISTENCE Or JUST BAKED
Not sure if real ...Or a trap!
Not sure if destiny or star wars
not sure if there is actually a gift or is this all just layers of wrapping paper
nggak yakin orang buat akun 1cak buat upload postingan atau cuma buat liat post yang ditandai nsfw
not sure if gt6 or just gt5.2
not sure if deep facebook status or song lyrics
Not sure if D&D or S&M They looked like guys
I'm not sure if he's taking a shit or dancing gangnam style...
Not sure if my roommate long showers..... Or he is fapping....
Not Sure if sunrise or sunset
Not sure if totally disgusted or just really nervous
ekki viss hvort gar&#240;ar s bestur e&#240;a support karthus s op
Not sure if happy I'm going vaction  or if happy i'm leaving
Not sure if I'm faping all the time cause I'm unmotivated Or I'm unmotivated because I'm faping all the time
Not sure if lesbians Or just best friends
Not sure if he realizes he's a terrible father Or if just clueless beyond reason
Not sure if it's a catfight or auditioning for 'anchorman 2'
not sure if best episode of game of thrones or worst episode
Why is the food at dolly so good
Not sure if actually changed your life or if being sarcastic...
Not sure if actually changed your life or if being sarcastic...
Not sure if actually changed your life or if being sarcastic...
Not sure if I'm a Cumberbitch  or a member of the Cumbercollective
not sure if bridge or pile of wood
not sure if she wants to see the d or she wants to hear about feeding wild bears by hand
Not sure if gay or asexual
not sure if underground hood shit or comfortable underwear
Not sure if Awkward invitation or preemptive rejection
Not sure if its 'uplinks' or 'uploadlinks'
not sure if devyn or total schizo
not sure if jason is random or needs to be committed
Not sure if slow voting period or my post is absolutely terrible
Akurra he wants the V
NOT SURE IF 'MAN OF STEEL' OR 'THE FLYING FAGGOT'
Not sure if original meme Or just a clever trick
not sure if today is children day or today is ohana's birthday
not sure if giant mike or small table
Not sure if a skunk is hiding near by or if someone is growing pot
Not sure if canceled again. wait...yup.
Not sure if testimony Or life story
Not sure if zayn or management
Not sure if i'm listening to dubstep or a robot gangrape
Not sure if Stupid Or aligned with Aquaman
not sure if we're bad or just playing against ratingdumping fotm's
not sure IF meme is good or great
not sure if ahlam or captain america
not sure if the customer has no hands or if they just dont know what a powercable is
Not sure if kandi likes trouse or trolls
not sure if she liked it or if she couldnt read it
not sure if  i should dislike this video or make fun of the people who did
not sure if i should grow a pair and finally buy that custom pc or keep saving up for nothing in particular...help
Not sure if or...
not sure if smart or just british
Can't tell if Bill nye or christian bale
not sure if he's  homosexual or just a hipster
not sure if i eat too fast or they just eat too slow
Not sure if im a jerk  or if everyone else is
Not sure if generated or stock image
not sure if bookmarkable or just a tab i want to keep open for now
Not sure if I'm good at cod Or Conan is just ShIt
Not sure if song is about a girl or jesus
Not sure if wii is off or just broke it
so what you are saying is that every meme I read was not a direct quote from Einstein
NOT SURE IF COMPLIMENT OR VEILED INSULT
Not sure new BoC single beautiful or just a b-side from moby
Not sure if coffee or beer  to start the day today
not sure if the test was easy or i just did bombed it
NOT SURE IF THEY SAID VALLAH OR LIED AND SAID BALLAH
Not sure if sarcastic Or dramaqueen
not sure if unlocking phone or just checking time
Not sure IF COMMENT IS FOR OR AGAINST WiI U
NOT SURE IF PSYCHOLOGY OR SORCERY
NOT SURE IF PSYCHOLOGY OR SORCERY
mi se pare mie sau deja nimeni nu mai zice Hristos a Inviat
Not sure if it's fariha's profile or mine
NOT SURE IF THREAT OR PICKUP LINE
Not sure if Dying or i'm just a hypochondriac
new mEMe my meme
Not sure if she meant drinks or #bjtime
not sure if city gulshan ki girls or expo ki maasian
not sure if trying to re-open communication since highschool or if their app forces them to 'invite friends'
Not sure if thats a pig Or your mom
not sure if guantanamo or auschwitz
Not sure if the xbox one will play games or just tv.
Can't decide if new job is awesome Or old job just so bad that anything else is an improvement
Not sure if lag or just drunk
not sure if riff raff or white russell simmons
not sure if high or just Olav
Not sure if slang or bad grammar
not sure if twin peaks or mad men
Not sure if true or true
Not sure if poppin Or Just a crow
Not sure if clicking like shows support and means I want you to feel better or I like the fact that you aren't feeling well
Can't tell if MY COMPUTER IS BAWS OR JUST AVERAGE.
not sure if Dalana is hungry or just angry
Not sure if Nedim knows he didn't respond Or just meaning a bUtt
I'M NOT SURE IF that's a tank oR BEN
Not sure if troy lamerton or sammy sebire
not sure if whole house smells like weed or just my room
Not sure if justin bieber or post 2008     blink-182
not sure if hungry or not
Not sure if gay or european
Can't tell if Giant or midget
Not Sure if its germany with hair down and glasses or Estonia.
Not sure if you're being sarcastic Or you laugh at your own jokes
Can't tell if Mr. ta or wimpy asian student
Not sure if hispster or homeless
Not sure if everyone hates science class or ms. gonzales
not sure if number of flatunlence increasing or just realizing how much i fart in a day
asians be like i can see yo
not sure if random house noises or ghost
Not sure if stupid question or just stupid person
not sure if you wany to see star trek friday or saturday night
NOT SURE IF EARTHQUAKE OR LEG SHAKES BECOMING MORE VIOLENT
not sure if I am in a posting slump of if I am slowly turning into robertson
Not sure if 'ASK.FM' or 'Hate.FM'
nOT SURE IF PREVENTATIVE MASTECTOMY OR EXCUSE TO GET BIGGER BOOBS
Not sure if I'm paranoid that all nice guys are serial rapists/killers or if i just really want to date one
not sure if answer is 'no solution' or 'all real numbers'
do i like your defiance or do i worry you will click anything?
not sure if no errors or logging crashed
Not suRe if joKing Or ACTUALLY Concerned about It
not sure if i've fallen in love or she is really beautiful
Yo Pensando! En que iglesia se congrega    venya carolina?
NOT SURE IF AWESOME WEBSITE OR REALLY AWESOME WEBSITE
Not sure If nadir uses his phone for work Or play
hunger games is a post-apocalytic story or is it?
Not sure if dinosaur or chris bosh
NOT SURE IF THE INTERNET CONNECTION SLOW OR JUST I'M FORGOT TO CONNECT TO WIFI.
i don't always create a meme  but when i do it's the wrong one
not sure if i'm in hell or the state of alabama
NOT SURE IF THE NBA IS RIGGED OR PEOPLE JUST BELIEVE ANYTHING
Not Sure if I give a Damn
not sure if kid with progeria or old midget
not sure if political pundit is a paid advocate or seriously just that ignorant
Not sure if song is by pitbull ft florida or by florida ft pitbull
Not sure if I'm a hipster or if everything that is hip sucks
NOT SURE IF CYST OR FART BUBBLE TRAPPED IN MY BUTT FLAPS
Fine just Wait
not sure if just spIlled juice or dog peed on it...
cant tell if in danger zone or just outside of it
not sure if i should change my profile pic to sharks or to warriors?
Not sure if no new wearable or somebody beat you to it
Not sure if hungover Or dying
not sure if  passed out or sex face
Not sure if god's providence or old boy's network
not sure if bad pilot or if mouse aimer in hb
Not sure if vancouver or mother russia
not sure if typo or you legitimately don't know how to spell
NOT SURE IF RELATIONSHIP OR JUST FANTA-SEA
not sure if dead or alive
NOT SURE IF SACRASTIC OR SERIOUS
Not sure if giant axe or tiny lumber jack
Not sure... Crack
not sure if joke or petty attempt at an insult
Not Sure if Nicolas Cage is over appreciated or if we share the exact same feelings towards him
Not sure if finished or just don't care anymore
not sure if she is an overdressed 24 year old or just a typical trophy wife.
Not sure if tottenham have enough quality to qualify for champions league or not enough money
not sure if off road or irish road
not sure if compliment or thinly veiled insult
so your saying  im wrong
not sure if hemorrhoid or my butt just cried blood...
NOT SURE IF THE SHOW HAVING BEEN SET 1
Not sure if Hockey or New Boxing playoffs
Not sure if gun owners are insecure Or if people who say that are scared of inanimate objects
not sure if kid with progeria or just old dwarf
not sure if profile picture is of you or of Norwood...
not sure if centurylink service sucks ass or no
not sure if that's my spare pen or just jermaine
Must be Jelly Because Jam Doesn't Shake
Not sure if arm injury is from throwing too much Or WankIng too often
not sure if slender is A TALL FACE-LESS WHITE MAN or just A TALL FACE-LESS WHITE MAN acting as slender
cant tell if hater hill really is having a contest for free shit or truly has no idea what that trick is called
its my birthday  im getting drunk
Not sure Why devin mesaraco always has 2 black eyes
NOT SURE IF I HAVE A BANNA  OR A WATER IN MY HAND
Not sure if Polish Or stolen?
not sure if hungry actually
not sure if next to me they're smoking really strong weed or i'm smelling this guys armpits
Not sure if cat's sunbathing? Or dead?
not sure if programmer or homeless
Not sure if Cradle-robber or if grave-robber
not sure if banned or unbanned
NOT SURE I SHOULD GO SOME PLACE ON BANK HOLIDAY oR STAY HOME AND NOT BE POOR FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD GO SOME PLACE THIS BANK HOLIDAY OR STAY HOME AND NOT BE POOR FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH
Not shure if david magdic ili obicna seljacina
nuk jom i sigurt a kum hi n'fb a n brazzers
Not sure if sarcastic or serious
Not sure if it's a hot
Not sure if Shifting it in forward or reverse
Not sure if it was something I said Or if she's just on her rag. tough to tell from the couch
The look when Someone takes your status and gets more likes than you...
not sure if skin is red from the sun or all the beers i've had
can't tell if bad gas or good love
Not sure if physics ib is hard or if i'm stupid
not sure if dodge brought back the dart or they brought back the neon
NOT SURE IF I WANT TO STUDY ENGINEERING SCIENCE OR SCIENCE ENGINEERING
NOT SURE IF MELLOW FLUTEY MINIMOOG PATCH OR BLATANT GROWLY ARP ODYSSEY PATCH
Not sure if telling truth or photoshop
NOT SURE IF SMALL NEGRO OR TALL HOMOSEXUAL
NOT SURE IF HISTORY OF THE RISE OF STALIN OR DOCUMENTARY OF OBAMA ELECTION CAMPAIGNS
NOT SURE IF THEY TAKE THE 'O' OUT OF 'GOOD' OR THE 'S' OUT OF 'FAST'
NOT SURE IF THEY TAKE THE 'O' OUT OF 'GOOD' OR IF THEY TAKE THE 'S' OUT OF 'FAST'
Not Sure if in-game Or outside!
NOT SURE IF KICKASS SOUND OF VINTAGE HAMMOND B3 DRAWBAR ORGAN OR KICKASS SOUND OF VINTAGE HAMMOND B3 DRAWBAR ORGAN PATCH ON A VINTAGE PROPHET 10
NOT SURE IF GAY BLACK GAY GUY OR BLACK GAY BLACK GUY
NOT SURE IF A SYNCLAVIER OR AN RMI HARMONIC SYNTHESIZER
NOT SURE IF LISTENING TO A DRUNKEN ENGLISHMAN OR LISTENING TO A SOBER IRISHMAN
NOT SURE IF A TYPICAL AMERICAN CAPITALIST OR A CANADIAN FIRST-NATIONS ABORIGINAL
NOT SURE IF SPACE : 1999 OR BATTLESTAR : GALACTICA
NOT SURE IF BUCK ROGERS OR FLASH GORDON
Not sure if someone else uses my account or i browse reddit while i am half asleep
not sure if my allergies are acting up or if my lungs are cleaning themselves out
not sure if troll or serious
not sure if i'm going to unlock or just check    the time
*April Fools day* Not sure if prank or real?
If Today is May the FourTH BE WITH YOU
if today is 'may the fourth be with you'
NOT SURE IF A WALTHER P99 OR A WALTHER PPQ
not sure if my internet sucks or it's just my computer
Not Sure If you're lagging OR using TRANS AM
Not sure if My writing is getting better or if i'm just getting more confident
not sure if bender is helping or heping
not sure which one 's fault for not be able to xreate new character
Not sure if velocity refers to the ratio of nominal gdp to the money supply or my physics homework
Not sure if RAY or terrorist
Not sure if too smart for modern rap  or just not cool enough to listen to it
not sure if gay or metrosexual
barca fans are missing
not sure if their nuptial relationship was love  or if it was just importuned
not sure if fellow rams fans or just pity votes
Not sure if olly murs Or every girl during her first time
not sure if good advice or went through a horrible divorce
NOT SURE IF INCIDENT OR RELEASE
Not sure if r/New is getting funnier or if I'm just extremely bored
not sure if scam or stupid
Not sure if Tutor or student
not sure if using repeater or using Simplex
Not sure if the topic is just very easy or if i just have no clue what it really is about
Can't tell if she's looking for molly or Mali
i just realised something my birthday was when i was born!
Not sure if actual game release or just made up.
not sure if fb knows what i like or suggests things i should like
Not sure if insulting me or wants the cornsnake
not sure if nayim actaully likes dropbox or doesn't have a USB stick
IT'S TIME FOR WILSON COMBAT TO MAKE   A DOUBLE-STACK 10MM 1911
not sure if happy for you or sad you're leaving
Not SUre if playing hard to get or actually doesn't want to go out with me
sells handcrafted items on ebay irs wants 25%
Not sure if the redneck I just saw was from South Georgia Or from Northern Maine
not sure if its cbi or congress bureau of investigation
NOT SURE IF CARRYING A COMBAT-LOAD LARGE-FRAME 9MM OR A STANDARD DEFENSIVE-LOAD MEDIUM-FRAME .45ACP
Cant tell if its a frog Or a transvestite junkie
Can't tell if BGP MULTIHOP Or on Juniper...
I was gonna say something Really funny But I Forgot what I was going to say
Cant tell if thats Tiger Woods  or Chris Cox
not sure if siebel or Ziebel
NOT SURE IF THE CODE CONTAINS A ZERO OR THE LETTER ''O''
not sure if i am a idiot  or just everyone is trolling wii u reviews
Not sure if Asked a good question or a very stupid one
not sure if compliment or mocking me
not sure if titanium ass is  good or bad
Not sure if people 'like'  the photo or the caption
Not sure if you're going to check my profile or just looking for the 'follow' button
Not sure if a terrorist or girl filming a Police 'Stop & Search'
not sure if resident evil 6 or new michael bay movie
not sure if they don't answer because they're busy or think i'm a freak
Not sure if my code is getting better or the reviewers are getting lazier
NOT SURE IF IT IS WEAVE OR IF SHE IS SIMPLY BLESSED
Doesn't know whAts more important  Studying for the sat or up voting his own memes
not sure whether i'm squinting or whether world is closing up on me
can't tell if serious or trolling
Not sure if actually listening or just agreeing to shut me up
Not sure if bf is busy Or I'm just too borIng
not sure if dominatrix  costume required
Not sure if breaking bad or breaking wind
Not sure if no bugs Or if q.a. just hasn't found them yet
if the judges are judging us then who is judging the judges
unsure if wife happy
Not sure if tape over brake light or car coming towards me
Not sure if school is becoming more enjoyable or im just mortally afraid of graduation
is this the real life or is this fantasy
not sure if cutting my hair like bieber makes me a belieber
Not sure if ugly in glasses or glasses allow me to see I'm ugly
Don't know if justin Fails On purpose or Hes just that bad at school
Not Sure If Ahly Supporter Or Zamalek hater
when my friend says: I know who you like? you like: watcha talkin about?
Not sure if pique or valdes
NOt sure If OP meant to post to different sub or is trying to expand AL discussion
not sure if i got smarter or grad school is just easy
Not sure if i'm disturbed or Thrilled
not sure if hail storm or god smiting 4631
can't stay awake
Should I facepAlm Or headdesk
Not sUre iF my kid Or an extinct animal
not sure if actually smart Or just eloquent
Not sure if she's joking Or will Shove a stick up my ass
Not sure if stereotype is true Or Just perceiVed to be trUe because of a label
Not sure if done for good this time or coming back for six more seasons on new network
Not sure if he is a bum or just a johnny depp stunt double
Not sure if joke thread Or Genuinely retarded
Not sure if star in the perimeter or dead pixel on monitor
NOT SURE WHY FUTURAMA GOT CANCELED. WHEN BULLSHIT 'REALITY' TV STILL ON AIR
not sure if seeing actual meteors or eyes are making shit up
Not sure if there are alot more Doctor who jokes or if im just noticing them since i watched the show
Not sure if mark levy or carlton cole
Not sure if bangalore OR ban-gayle-ore !!
Cant' tell if still hungry or just depressed
WHY IS IT CALLED NEWS WHEN IT WAS ON THE FRONT PAGE 3 DAYS AGO?
Not Sure if Best Lie ever... Or if being truthful.
Not sure why tosh.o is still on the air yet comedy central canceled Futurama
Not sure If I Upvoted or not
not sure if i'm schnappi or just a crocodile
not sure if viri's a freshman or a very cute senoir
#SaveFuturama Comedy Central is ending the show Sept 4
Hmm... Don't know if the hat is real or pefectly photoshoped
not sure if ice cream truck or child molester's van
Not sure if  i wanna punch you in the face or stab u in the eye
not sure if megaman's matches are good or just long
Not Sure if she's using the ;) emoticon to flirt with me or if she meant to write :)
Not sure if great or awesome
not shure if clever scammer or actually someone cool online
not sure if Giglio really goes walking or just bullshits us
Not sure if upset over owner selling cute pet or me unable to adopt pet
not sure if wife saying 'that's fine' is true or if she has an underlying problem with my decision
NOT sure if library or make out point
Not sure if  funny or tired?
not sure if kim jong un or some fat asian guy
not sure if ruben wants to keep it peaceful or he thinks my father is a cretin
not sure if ruben wants to keep it peaceful or he thinks my father is a cretin
Not sure if teacher is bad or maths questions are hard
not sure if gay or  forever alone
not sure if 46 u.s. senators against background checks or for criminals getting guns
Not sure if scoliosis
not sure if it was too awkward to bring up or she was too drunk to remember
nOT SURE IF TISSUE IS FRIEND OR ENEMY DURING SPRING
not sure if good i'll still be in provo to enjoy google fiber or bad that i'll still be in provo as a student FOR YEARS TO COME
not sure if 1933 or 2013
Not sure if you want to go to the mall or simply showing funny video
Not sure if i've seen too many clients or if i'm just forgetting
not sure if cob is trolling us or serious about these fees
Not sure if trolling or making fun of nexon...
not sure if working hard or hardly working
not sure if cute chick or justin beiber
not sure if that's a mole i see in the mirror or just my imagination
Not sure if it's a show car or broken camaro
Did you pay for it like a real fan?
Not sure if confused  or lost
Not sure if im a bitter person or if ive worked at walmart for too long
trying to understand why people use hashtags on facebook.
*Looks on internet* WTF AM I ON A MEME??
NOT SURE IF HIGHSCHOOL WAS UNUSUALLY AWESOME OR IF COLLEGE SUCKS
i Blinked missed gabriel lara video
not sure if you want whole lotta love  or whole lotta load
mhh... 'chella 1 or 2?
Not sure if retarded or just abi
not sure if teammate is trying to help or wants to steal my kill.
not sure if crappy idea or best weekend ever
not sure if squinting to think hard or trying to see something far away
not sure if this meme is good thing or really bad thing
not sure if misusing meme intentionally or legitimately retarded
not sure if snail or slug with mobile home
not sure if key to house or key to car
not sure if I'm a hostage or rope and gag tester
not sure if pad of butter or pat of butter
Not sure if liking status is good thing or makes me a douche
not sure if sarcasm or genuinely stupid and unaware
not sure if kevin butler or roger goodell
not sure if hobo or gangster rapper
not sure if migraine  or migraine
Not sure if fight or sex
Not sure if necklace or bike lock
not sure if guy in orange was tired or blown to the ground by explosion
NOT SURE IF GUY IN ORANGE WAS EXHAUSTED OR FELL DOWN BECAUSE OF EXPLOSION
Not sure if breakfast or brunch
not sure if it's opera or oprah
Idiot? fara indoiala
not sure if being sarcastic or just a complete moron
Not sure if herbert is looking to share a popsicle or wants to see abel shake his hips
Not sure if bujdy is depressed or heavy drinker
Not sure if people won't be at the party or just forgot to accept invitation on fb
if your marriage is threatened by gay people getting married your partner is probably gay
Not sure if half empty or half full.
Watching charlie sheen. Not sure if Anger management or two and a half men.
not sure if dennis understands humor or if he's on a year long troll
skimming is it good enough?
not sure if squinting or just sleepy
Not sure if gf is really stupid or just being like that because of spending time with one of her stupid friends
Not sure if I'm out of tune with the flute player or if the flute player is using a lot of vibrato
Not sure if something is bothering me or that im just bored
Not sure if bipolar meds are making me dumb Or previous percePtion of intelligence was actually a grandioSe delUsion
NOT SURE IF I WROTE THIS WHILST DRUNK OR GOT FRAPED
Not sure if nice outside or if snow is going to jump me last second
dale like si para que los que dejan los trabajos hasta el final
not sure if im an efficient internet user or have spent too much time online
not sure if meme or gif
Not sure if Muin Syed Or Syed raza
no se si estaba ebrio o se la cojio sobrio
Not sure if Uncle's wedding or porno
not sure if sad asian girl or jonathan
Not sure if steva Or stevros
Not sure iF SArcasm Or honesty
Not sure if a or b or c or d
not really sure how to feel about it something in the way you move
NOT SURE IF FLIPPING ME OFF OR GIVING PEACE SIGN
Not sure if headache from bad spelling Or horrible story.
not sure if we have real fans here or douchebags who have nothing better to do
not sure if i sm tired because i had asick night or just because i went to the gym
NOT SURE IF FULL AND HAPPY OR FULL AND UPSET STOMACH
not sure if i like it or not
Not sure if bad luck or just clumsy
Not sure if tingly feeling is from seeing female or from the lakers broadcast actually recognizing a hockey player
Not sure if Danny Kelsey Or a typical marilyn manson fan
Not sure if it's spring or still winter
Not sure if 5awza2ni aw ma ken assdo?
Not sure if missed it Or wrong time zone
not sure if incompetent or just broiler
Not sure if troll or just dumb
Not sure if the quality of girls at IITB has improved or its my taste that has deteriorated
unsure if i should have read this persons lame attempt at a meme or done something meaningful with my time
not sure if incompetent or just a broiler
Not sure iF She's trying to kill me or enslave me
not sure if love u msu or slum state university
cant tell if the jets are playing awesome .. or florida is just really bad
not sure if bringing pizza again or red bull and jager?
Not sure if I should do my careplan... or keep playing candy crush...
not sure if transformer blew or aliens invading
not sure if creating these to be ironic or genuinely find them funny
Not sure if optus are giving me a free phone out of pity or if i am really a valued customer
Not sure if laundry day Or just happy to see you
NOT SURE IF EYES  OR BOOBS ON MY FACE
not sure if cute or douchey or  both
tu matinc vrei pre multe
Not sure if for real or april fools
not sure if my words help or make it worse
Not sUre if evErYone is getting preGnant Or just an April fools joke
not sure if real or COULDN't stay awake extra 30 min
NOT SURE IF DOING IT RIGHT OR IF I'M JUST AN IDIOT
Not sure if being sarcastic or enjoys daily torment
Not sure if pms'ing or legit reason to ban
Not sure if new feature or April fool's joke
Not Sure if april fooled or best thing ever happened
not sure if you're going to unlock this phone or just checking the time
Not sure if my essay was bullshit or utter genius
not sure if I just bought milk from first n last or eliminated third world debt
Not sure if bad timing or april fool's day joke
not sure if caps lock is on or memegenerator just makes it automatically caps
not sure if people think i got cool points for sibling being the drum major or they pity me because i'm in the same band
not sure if people think i'm cooler for having a sibling as the drum major or if they pity me because i'm in the same band
not sure if its actually your birthday or just april fools
not sure if Ap tryndamere or AD tryndamere
esok skola ? homework canne ?
NOT SURE IF WINTER IS COMING OR IF THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF TERROS
dont know if teemo afk .....or stealth.
Not sure if being watched. or just schizophrenic.
NOT SURE IF COMING DOWN WITH THE FLU OR HAVING WITHDRAWAL SYMPTOMS
Not sure if all asians look alike or if i'm just a racist bastard
Not sure if youtube is ending or april fools just stepped up a notch
Not sure if you dont try or your just silly
kanye makes a song about gold diggers... gets with kim kardashian...
can't tell if slicks   or just bald tire
not sure if ex is over me and just wants to be friends or stalking me
Y U NO USE CORRECT MEME
Not sure if bad radio reception or skrillex
Not sure if really bad at memes or just being sarcastic
Not sure If sim city is the best game ever  or the worst piece of shit ever made
not sure if typo or clever advertisement
NOT SURE IF IT WAS JUST A FART OR ACTUALLY SHAT my pants
not sure if the podcast is cool or if it is just a timewaster
Not sure if planking Or Shelf Ass
Not sure if ancient washing machine is in final spin cycle  or Prince William has chosen our backyard for a helicopter landing.
not sure if i got time or ain't got time fo that
NOT SURE IF PROBLEM IS EASY OR FORGETTING SOMETHING COMPLETELY
Not sure if perpetually high Or just mentally insane
jACKIE CHAN
not sure if not online of just ignoring ME
Not sure if I farted  Or if I just shit my pants
not sure if trees covered in blossom or snow
NOT SURE IF CRAZY OR JUST STUPID
not sure if what I'm missing is her company or the sex.
I don't see what you did there.
CAN'T TELL IF r/EDMPRODUCTION IS TURNING INTO R/EDMPRODCIRCLEJERK OR IF R/EDMPRODCIRCLEJERK IS TURNING INTO r/EDMPRODUCTION
not sure if i should message emily because shes bored or lonely or leave it because she doesnt want to talk to me
Not sure if celebrity is person on left Or person on right
not sure if nico is working or just standing by machine
Not sure if Thomas likes my farts or just pretend to like em
its mean im not ganna be fool with this
Can't tEll if Psy or kim jOng un
not sure if fat or oversized load
not sure if kim jong un is homocidal insane maniac or best troll known to mankind
Not sure if Taylor swift or Avril lavigne...
Puff the magic dragon Not sure if sexual or weed related
Does she want me to actually stop or keep going cause she likes it...?
Not sure if still thinks I'm A cop Or just not responding to emails
I Can't tell if Syracuse  is playing Indiana or Nebraska
not sure if she had any idea how hard i could go when she said harder
not sure if compliment or trap
NOt sure if people are having sex  or its just the geese again
can't tell if it's an equal sign or bacon
Can't tell if really japanese Or just an anime roleplayer
Not sure if it's Morgan Freeman or Nelson Mandela
Not sure if I need more cowbell  Or if I need more Christopher Walken telling me I need more cowbell
Not sure if real word Or making up words to sound smart
Not sure if Tuzov matthias or Matthias Tuzov
NOT SURE IF PEOPLE LAUGHED AT MY JOKE OR JUST LAUGHING AT SOMETHING ELSE
Not sure if that's a Mitsubishi evo Or just a base lancer
Drohn why are you talking to yourself
There was a point when we had to stop and we have clearly passed it
not sure if i'm gay or if i've noticed the clever disguise of a girl
not sure if ignoring texts  or genuinely can't respond
my autodesk subscription got me what?
Not sure if lucky or ucky.
not sure if sexual ...
not sure is 'devi hodo' is my best friend  or my brother
Unsure if I know this person Or just confusing them with someone else.
not sure if college is getting harder or acd is making more work for me !!
On the 30 what doees this mean?!
i believe i just sharted on the 30
not sure if i love girlfriend BECAUSE she's odd or if she's odd for loving me
Not sure if she's really nice or really fake
Cant tell the DIFFERENCE  Bible thumper or mentally retarded
Not sure if r/atheism any more or has become r/lgbt
not sure if sexual reference .
not sure if i miss my family or if i just miss my puppies
Not sure if Daisy does love Gatsby Or just his money
My REACTION WHEN JASON TALKS ABOUT SPORTS
Not sure if World is becoming more secular and accepting of gays  Or I've just blocked all the bigots from my facebook feed...
Not sure if same friend or other person with same profile picture
Not sure if girls love to lie or just hate telling the truth
not sure if when a guy 'pokes' a girl she's supposed to 'poke' him back or just let him do the 'poking'
not sure if i am confused or you didn't explain it properly
not sure if this is a joke or he is completely retard
Not sure if gas prices are high or 'm just poor
Not sure if going for kiss on cheek or just hug
Not Sure If Becky McSweeney Or Ellen DeGeneres
Not sure if gay Or just german
Not sure if boyfriend is PURPOSEFULLY brainwashing me with libertarian ideas or if i'm letting him brainwash me
not sure if being serious or just being difficult for the sake of it
not sure if dave is calmer or running out of profanities
Not sure if in utah or just entered the 7th circle of hell
Not sure if boyfriend is brainwashing me with libertarian ideas or if i'm letting him brainwash me
not sure if I'm squinting or if i'm being racist
Not sure if They're my friends or if they just like my level of wierdness
Not sure if i have money or money have me
not sure if i'm writing on the paper or if the paper is writing itself
Maybe i was then again maybe i wasn't
is that keeness i smell?
Not sure if Angad Roy is indie or so Indie he's so Mainstream!!
not sure if two-headed shark or my congressman
Not sure if CRM is down or monitor is off
Not sure if ment 4 me or 4 the tards...
Not sure if that was a fart ...or a shart
not sure if new pope franziskus or just old ob j&#252;rgen
Not sure if friend just want's to have coffee or just wants me to join there 'business'
not sure if  EX GIRLFRIEND OR kraken
AKwardy News
not sure if your kids are that ugly or if they are really movie monsters
not sure if zoidberg or cthulu
Not sure if birefringence is very low or too high
not sure if idiot or secret GENIUS
Read an entire book to get the idea Researchers' logic.
Not sure if it is a difference of pronunciation or if it is because you do not pay me attention
Not sure if James Nesbitt or TITUS WELLIVER
not sure if spring or still winter
Wat.
not sure if thats JUSTIN BIEBER OR SUSAN BOYLE
not sure if the light in this room is very bright or im in asia
not sure if homeles guy or hipster
i dont know if your dumb or just blonde
look  its a voi chav
nOT SURE if trolling or 'murica
not sure if religious reference or masturbation joke
Not sure if They're Gay Or just frat boys
Not Sure if They're Gay Or Just Frat Bros...
Not sure if gay or european
not sure if  camel toe or elephant toe
vitsini toimivat vain kun en kerro niit&#228; tarkoituksella
not sure if chris (black) or chris bracs
Not sure if spring snow means spiders die or they all come into my house
meme meme meme meme meme
NOT SURE IF LIKING THIS PICTURE WILL SAVE CANCER OR GIVE THIS BORED TEENAGER THE SATISFACTION OF CONVINCING ME TO LIKE HIS PICTUREI
Not sure if white rabbit or elephant tampon.
Not sure if sarcasm or giraffes have evolved to love fruit snacks....
not sure if offline or just hiding form fanboys
not sure if its a many woman or a womanly man
Should I pick water
not sure if i'm squinting or if i'm just chinese
Not sure if Easter break or Christmas break
not sure if overly religious or plain stupid
not sure if kids really believe in god or just brainwashed from birth
Not sure if babbistaag is today or if i'm just dreaming that babbistaag is today
Not sure if Pascale's hand is on Scott's leg  or just resting on chair
IT'S A BASS  NOT A FOUR STRINGS GUITAR
not sure if sleeping or just not responding
not sure if michael jackson is dead or if he died during surgery years ago
[Insert statement] [insert funny
Not sure if female ejaculation or pee
not sure if skyrim's title was photoshopped or bioware just copied it
not sure if person is ugly or just a hipster
not sure if real or frape
Man or woman?
Not sure if this poster is genius or festival is programmed by morons
NOT SURE IF TALKING TO MYSELF KEEPS ME SANE OR JUST FIRST SIGN OF MENTAL ILLNESS
Not sure if you're joking or if you're actually that stupid
Not sure if you're going to unlock the phone or just checking the time
not sure if elf or just creepy humanoid alien again
not sure if redesigned or revamped
not sure if no news or just no game
you  ate  all   the    chips!!!
not sure if i'm writing on paper  or if the paper is writing on me
not sure if LUGGAGE rack or police lights
Not sure if alex anthopoulos or baseball god
wondering how to make the most awesome meme on memegenerator
not sure if ronaldinho  or troller of defenders
Not sure if she's ignoring me or if she is just too busy to chat
Not sure actually waxed whole body or photoshoped for the ladies...
not sure if stupid or power hungry
Not Sure Why You're still alive
Non capisco se chi mi assassina &#232; ezio o semplicemente scollo 117
not sure if you fell asleep or if you're ignoring me.
Old wise men use to live on mountaintops Now they live in apartments and watch documentaries in their underwear
not sure if jesus don't believe that hanuman lifted a mountain is he logically correct  or ATHEIST
not sure if basketball expert or just good guesser
not sure if agenda or PROPHECY
Not sure if medical studies are too long Or if i fail once too often
Not sure if serious or butthurt
not sure if what i tried posting wasn't funny.. or if admins haven't approved yet
not sure if i'm squinting or really high?
Not sure if this foundation is cool  or the best foundation
Not sure if unphotogenic  Or just Ugly
not sure if derhunds or the new soundgarden
not sure if angel always makes his own memes or if he just did that to make it look like he does
'Fly like an Eagle' plays
Not sure if liking absence thread shows support or means you like the fact that person will be absent
Not sure if chocolate helps menstruation or its just an excuse to eat more chocolate
Not sure if i am overpowered or just awesome
not sure if she went for a green beer or a boink fest
Not sure if yoga positions or menu for indian buffet
Not sure if he's attracted to me or if he just likes to touch people a lot
NOT SURE IF HONEST OR JUST REALLY obsequious
not sure if had stroke or memory sucks
NOT sure if that man is black ...Or has a Large congenital mole...
Not sure if i can't dance because I've never practiced or that I'm white
not sure if giving me a good deal or trying to guilt trip me
not sure if still mad or playing DOTA
not sure if i'm changing on the inside or if i'm just getting more and more excited to get gangsta fresh to death for fcypaa-pa
that awkward moment when you realize you're already facebook friends with them
not sure if cheap or just payday
GNC rep says n.o. explode is nothing but a caffeine rush reccomends I try lipo 6
NOT SURE IF YOU  ARE DARIO OR AUSTIN
nOT SURE IF IM A RETARD OR IF POSTMODERNISM IS JUST STUPID
can't tell if it's trevor or clumsy albino gorilla
Not sure if girl is bad at texting or just doesn't like me
Not sure if dove is soap company or chocolate brand
not sure if tedeschi or 14 year old
not sure if she really means she's 'fine'
not sure if filip strmota or kompany
worser? worstest? worcestershire?
not SURE If homeless Or just wearing really nice Coat
Side bitches be like I seen your lil girlfriend today
not sure if pregnant woman or fat man...
Not sure if he's Gay Or Just a Girl
Not sure if scobell is a pal or a chump
Not sure if paying survey or scamming agency
not sure if sick or allergies attempting to kill me
Made the cut on Spiked Kool aid. Not sure if proud or embarrassed
Not sure if troll Or just plain stupid
Not sure if watching armin van buuren or Hypnotoad. #ultra2013
not sure if MAN utd or manchester united
Not sure if lost weight or if pants just stretched
Not Sure if waited too long or not long enough to give up on life
not sure if steve blake or magic johnson
NOT SURE IF they find me attractive or if i'm just hanging around sluts
Not sure if youtube only has 'make-up diy' channels or reccomended me them  because i'm a woman
Not SURE IF Shikhar DHAWAN IS PlAYING test Match oR just practicing for IPL
can't decide if i'll get a strike for posting this
not sure if hobo...... or bad stylist
Not sure if celebrities want photos removed from internet Or want photos added onto internet
Just rejected because I refused to have sex right when I meet someone Not sure if insult or compliment?
not sure if... bears girlfriend is old enough..
not sure if loading
Not sure if being passive aggressive or unrelated post
not sure if over 18  or just jail bait
cant tell if making homeless joke or sincerly wants to see me?
I don't know if i't fun to create meme... or i just have nothing to go
not sure if pedo or just likes kids
not sure if male or anything else !!
not sure if girly man or manly girl
not shure if hipster or homeless
Not sure if cheating or if they honestly didn't feel the ball hit them
not sure if  SPORTS REPORTERS or pissed off failed ATHLETES
Not sure if stubborn or just plain stupid
sedraq daeg
hmm not sure if world conciousness shifts or we all are high on carbon dioxide
NOT SURE IF OLD OR METH ADDICT
Not sure if gary is high or plain retarded
not sure if manly woman or womanly man
Uses correct grammar Must be mad
Not sure if Tfc parade or J.J. Abrams production
not SURE IF DID WELL AT JOB INTERVIEW OR FAILED COMPLETELY
NOT SURE IF SOMeone has made a spelling mistake in a pun or whether they really think chicken is foul
Not sure if small or Tiny
not sure if they like me or they're just talking crap about me
Not sure is serious or a queer named noah yeley
not sure if jokin or just trippin
not sure if new pope or tick segerblom at the vatican
not sure if i deleted this person or they deleted me...
not sure if guy ARGUING with feilx is brave or foolish
Not sure If I smell popcorn Or if someone farted
If I dip all of cinthias things in mayonase then she won't have to go out and buy any
When on a juicing diet Not sure if it's liquid or just gas
not sure if woman or man
Ned sicher ob English oder irisch
Not sure if Poorly-Written SQL Query OR non-Indexed Tables
not sure if i know where it is or how fastit is
Not sure if compliment or veiled insult
NOT SURE WHETHER BEEF CONTAMINATED WITH HORSE  OR HORSE CONTAMINATED WITH BEEF
not sure if random or just uncalled for
Not sure who Scott is But wants to go to happy hour
cant tell if snapchat actually sent my messages or if i look like a complete fool now
Not sure if Harlem Shake Or just dancing to Muse
NOT SURE IF WATCHING THE WALKING DEAD or bold & the beautiful
THATGUYISSOCOOLLIKE Fried chicken
dont know if stupid or just really handsome
not sure if REPETITION in dub step is more annoying or REPETITION OF memes about dub step
not sure if people only do housework when they announce it on Facebook Or if they do sometimes without announcing it
Not sure if pregnant o Or fat
102 views and 300 likes seems legit.
not sure if i am really loved  or not needed
Ha holnap r&#246;vid&#237;tett &#243;r&#225;k lesznek akkor t&#246;bb idő lesz bebaszni
Not sure if: it's not about kissing
NOT SURE IF LATE or on time
Not sure if just Sitting in the last row in the lecture or need glasses
not sure if he is gay or just a fashion junky
not sure if david x cohen or david s cohen
NOT SURE IF I HATE PEOPLE BECAUSE I WORK IN THE SERVICE INDUSTRY OR I JUST HATE PEOPLE
not sure if childhood memory ...or dream
Not sure if It's One-Eyed Doll... Or
Not sure iF allergies... Or i'm actuallY sick
Don't know if Intoxicated Or just being girls
not sure if girlfreind's mother or father?
Not Sure If Needing Snow Boots or rain boots
not sure if chad kroeger or 1980's michael bolton with goatee
jogando mk7 online
not sure if seizure or harlem shake
not sure if meteor or just really good bass
not sure if i'm crying with laughter or just because i sneezed
Dead friend is online not sure if zombie or ghost in the shell
Not sure if outsourcing... or startup an outsourcing startup for outsourcing..
Not sure if all redditors have hot female friends or the ugly ones just get downvoted
NOt Sure if Dsus2 or Asus4
Not sure if 3am or if clock hasn't adjusted yet
ל? בטוח ?? ספר הכוזרי ?ו מיין ק?מפף
Not sure if fever Or room is really hot
not sure if hand-made or just google-image
One does not simply get a pinger kill
Not sure if ... he's a wasteman
Not sure if ref's are with Wpu Or against WPU
Not sure if SHanking me or just placing card in Dutch Blitz
Not sure if really stupid or just acting stupid
Not sure if it's Ryan AUSTIN Or a Wuss
not sure if pronounced 'Shawn Bean' or 'Scene Bean'
not sure if language professors really hate him or if i'm being sold something
NoT sure if really clean or everyone else is really dirty
not sure if pedophile  or just very socially akward
NOT SURE IF ARKAAN OR JUST YUKI-CHAN
ryhyrt rthrth
not sure if keynote is over or presenter stopped doing anything
Not Sure if high or its actually funny
my body feels different could it be because of that next tasty upload?
The awkward moment when Your fly is open
not sure if bad reporter or Liar
Ingenieurgeometrie VO not sure if it's Johann Lang or John Cleese
Just ate an apple as a healthy late-night snack
Went to TJ MAxx
Not sure if safer leaving the country or headed right for the perfect strikezone
not sure if high or tired
can't tell if pothole or shadow...
I couldn't unscrew the lid off my soda bottle so I cut it off with my pocket knife i'm not sure if this experience has made me more or less of a man
NOT SURE IF MIA or M.I.A.
Cant tell if you know i'm joking or you actually think I'm serious
not sure if vocal artist or gay pornstar
that awkward moment when you get a boner listening to smooth jazz
that awkward moment when you get a boner listening to smooth jazz
this guy keeps texting me he says he's mr. taco...
Not sure if another year older  or oddly the same age as before
www wwwww
Not sure if TPL wants to motivate me Or have me fired for following his one minute charges
Not sure if I have to mad becuase riot is skumbag or happy becuase I have won 3 out of 3
not sure if they're a hacker or my base just sucks that bad
not sure if car crash or boregore
nOT SURE IF THE HAPPY BDAY WISHES FROM EX COLLEGE FLINGS MEAN THEY WANT SEX OR THEY'RE JUST BEING NICE
NOT SURE IF REALLY NICE BOY OR FLIRTING
not sure if its quincys meme or annas
not sure if i'm getting older or the kid are very stupid
Not sure if you really lOve food Or if you're covering up your eating disorder
not shure if they are listening with their eyes closed or just sleeping
Not sure if trolling... or just retarded
Not sure if lying or honestly thinks 'Confidence' means 'douchebag with muscles and money.'
not sure if Descalso or john mabry
Not sure if you are saying that I'm lazy  or just relaxed
not sure if i miss you or just know i won't see you
Can't tell if my TOLERANCE has just suddenly increased or this new weed just sucks
Not sure if drone contains a jury of my peer or a missile
not sure if you made a reference to me or just a coincedence
Bought simCity yesterday... ...still waiting to play it today
Can't tell if republican or just wearing a red tie
Not sure if OHS issue or darwin award candidate
Not sure if regular flu or man flu
Not sure if  rhino or fat unicorn
so tired
not sure if gay or from vratsa
Not sure if small or Big voctory
Not sure if Lakers Or Kobe Bryant
not sure if vsphere performance charts is broken or just insanely slow
Not sure if ignoring me or just too lazy to respond
Not sure if Daniel just dissed me Or invited me to eat his sausage
zhyann be like: the struggle is really real
NOT SURE IF YOU'RE GOING TO UNLOCK THIS PHONE OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
Not sure if Husband is Cheating On Me or really working late
am also watching u
Future of communication what r u tweeting about?
can't tell if a deep fried shrimp short of a chinese combination platter or just trolling
Not sure if she caughted me looking at her or I caughted her looking at me
Not sure if lifting heavy weight or person behind me helping
Not sure if menstruation or dieing
Eating raw cookie dough in my underwear. Not sure if sign of luxury or poverty
test test2
Not sure if futurama cause of reddit or reddit cause of futurama
Not sure if I've just unfollowed all my facebook friends or they have all unfriended me
Don't Know if Being Modest Or Being the Hero Gotham Needs
not sure if friend's hungry gives him cookie
Can't tell if I blurry because still dialated or because eye sight actually sucks this much
Not sure wife is real or beeker!
not sure if intelligent or just over-caffeinated and sleep-deprived
Not sure if standards were too high to begin with or just lowering them out of desperation
not sure if troller or just a new yorker
Not sure if roleplaying or actually trying to kill me while we do it
not sure if intelligent or just over-caffeinated and sleepy
Not SUre If trolling or really pissed off
Not sure if mikko or an owl
Not sure if Cleaning up or moving stuff around
Not sure if op has a girlfriend or just wants karma
i just farted but i kinda enjoy the stench
NOT SURE IF TAD OR SUPREME BEING
Don't know if just offline or made themselves invisible
not sure if fore head  or 2 burger buns
not sure if cool  or an idiot
not sure if elliot's mum or elliotts gran
NOT SURE IF GOING TO UNLOCK PHONE OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
Dont know if tired or really stoned
Not sure if honest or psychopath
Not sure if coke Or heroin
NOT SURE IF DUBSTEP IS PLAYING OR MUM IS SCREAMING
Not sure if windmills are doing something useful or decepticons
NOt sure if superstar coach offering +200TV orcs with 4 mb and tackle against my pro elves is serious or just picking
Not sure if I'm really going quit Or I'm just Really high
not sure if mentally ill or just stupid
not sure if I turned off sink or not!
not sure if mentally ill or just stupid
Not sure if Ben drowned is scarier or silent realm trials
cant tell if renee is sleeping or busy
not sure if friend or fanboy
not sure if zach morin's head on justin bieber's body or justin bieber's head on zach morin's body
cant tell if being passive aggressive  or just busy
NOt sure if sincere or just sarcastic
NOT SURE IF OBAMA KNOWS HE IS FULL OF SHIT OR IF HE IS REALLY THAT IGNORANT
how does one dail 911
Not sure IF illness Or hangover
Not sure if playing mind games  Or just a hoe
Not sure if retarded or just watching myrtle manor
Not sure if matt's just stupid or just matt
NOT SURE what i'm reading
not sure if awesome or terrible
NOT sure if pistorius or pistolius
Not sure if OC Or repost
not sure if more bands are selling out or warped tour is becoming cool
Trying so hard to please you i almost shit my pants
not sure if I really like judge judy or if I just like watching her yell at people
Not sure if that was corny or just something hugh would say
NOT SURE IF EVERYONE SIMPLY IGNORED MY POST OR NOBODY HAS SEEN IT
not sure if skrillex or farting next to a blender
Not sure if she likes my memes or wants to diss me with hers
gk hffkyfyl
not sure if mushrooms smell like semen or if it's just my semen
NOt sure still not sure
Not sure if awesome parking skill Or prankEd..
not sure if hair or chin
not sure if injured or just lazy
Not sure if likes are for getting my facebook back Or people are happy im moving.
WHO FARTED?????
Not sure if harlem shake Or hokey pokey
Not Sure if Serious or just forgot to log out
i think it was wet one   !?
not sure if this is some kid i know  or a pedophile in disguise
not sure if ambivalent or conflicted
not sure if just NARROWING eyesr  or asian
NOT SURE IF VISIT HOME TO SEE ME  OR TO EAT ALL OF THE FOODS
Not sure if 'western' means yehoshua or dark-room
Not sure if holy water or bodily fluids
not sure if friday or fryday
you directionator? got to hell!
Can't tell if monitor is dusty or gif is
Not sure if guy is flirting with me Or he is just really gay
Not sure if trolling or really that stupid
JusticE Scalia
not sure if I smell ham or just the remnants of my boner
cant tell if smiling at me or somebody behind me
not sure if pregnant or just fat
not sUre iF TeXt is a joke Or Shit just got weird
Not sure if cancer or the twilight saga
Not sure if Congress Gets it
Not sure if OMG good or OMG bad...
Cant tell if Sarcasm Or Legitimate Surprise
not sure if doing the right thing is the right thing
nOT sure if he's nik or die or nikor die
Not sure if actual fire or some a**hole
not sure if slender or mime
not sure if she forgot to reply or  got rejected
Not sure if overly attached coworker will really do *anything* to help or if she just wants to really help
Not sure if shocked or yawning
Not sure if serious offer or yanking my chain
Don&#180;t know if it is cow or horse meat
wHY TROUBLE SHOOT iT? jUST rEBOOT IT.
Not sure if merkis sells eccies to look cool  or for money
not sure if shit or loch ness monster
not sure if vinnie is gay or puto!!
not sure if  boy or girl
NOT SURE IF END OF WORLD OR START OF JUSTIN BIEBER SONG
Not sure if i should Close my eyes or leave them open
not sure if the pentagon or just some shitty shape
not sure if oscar winner is crying or acting
not sure if good at school or getting grades to easy Vallah
not sure if should post about snow day or complain about people posting about snow day
Not sure whether to send thank email or not bother them with another email
not sure is flattered or insulted
not sure if i'm really smart or that practice midterm was really easy
Not sure if passed exam or failed.
not sure if in need of a coffee or a beer
Not sure if need of a coffee or a beer
Can't tell if random new york hobo... ...or dcmun delegate
not sure if people don't realize hashtags mean nothing on facebook or if they have no idea what the purpose of a hashtag is
Not sure if drunk or in a good mood
Not sure if Wiggles or some cheap knock off?
not sure if wage is too low or expectations are too high
i'm not sure if Mcdonald's lecture is for learning or is what not to study for the test
Not sure if retarded creeper or quentin terantino
that moment when  your sibling is suddenly nice
Not sure if on iphone Or computer
sees you reading meme punches you in the face
Not sure if drinking will ruin my life or smoking will ruin my life
NOT SURE IF FIREWORKS  OR GUNSHOTS
my team plays lol  wihtout hands
nOT SURE IF RELEASING THE WHISKY MONSTER IS FUNNY OR CRUEL
not sure if eye-lip or nicki minaj
not sure if gay or just exited
Not sure if hippie Or very dirty girl
not exactly sure if boys of 3rd year go to k.e to eat keema waale naan or to attend autopsy classes
not sure if AT&T signal sucks or being throttled
not sure if child or midget
Not sure if conceited  Or realist...
Not sure if insulting me or just really stupid
not sure if... i'm chatting online with a woman or a man..?
not sure if too or to
NOT SURE IF Good or a shame
Not sure if comments are Legit Or sarcastic
Not sure my if neck is getting bigger ...or if the neckline on my shirts are shrinking
NOT SURE IF TRYING TO SCARE ME OR TELLING THE TRUTH
Not sure If Baller or fancy piece
Not sure if school is easy or if i work way too hard
Cant Figure out if baby is laughing  Or cying...
not sure if its autotuning or lil wayne
Not sure if I do it for fun or for a grade
Not sure if its a mole Or a raisin
NOT SURE IF A PROFESSIONAL MILITARY INTELLIGENCE CONTRACT KILLER OF KILLERS OR A HOT AMERICAN CHICK
not sure if i dont have many facebook friends or only the same 10 people post shit
Not Sure If LEarning Chemistry Or Watching Bubbles
Interesting...
Of Course.... ....not
not sure selvino is gay Or ULTRAA GAY
Playin' minecraft!!!! day 1
Not sure if coke tastes different  or just very used to jack and coke
Not sure if Funny Or im Still drunk
Not sure if PC Fan or airplane engine
not sure if being serious or just pretending to be serious
Not sure if teemo is a ward  or a champion
Not sure if Renee Zellwegger loves Botox Or really addicted to sour Patch Kids
not sure if it's a seizure or harlem shake
Not sure if everyone stopped reading my statuses or just stopped commenting because they have nothing to add
Nie wiem czy doc Spi Czy mnie unika
Not sure if actually considering me for admin Or just leading me on
hmm seems legit
Not sure if genuinely sick or hayfever
NOT SURE IF PAGE IS ABOUT THE INBETWEENERS OR THE CANDY SONG
Not sure if thats a 86 or a BRZ
Not sure if mad or just embarrassed
not sure if there is no such thing as a stupid quetion or if my question is actually stupid
Not sure if being funny or if I'm just way to damn high
One Day I will have a daughter... and if she poots alot i will name her lexie
not sure if.... cambridge has more teachers or dumbasses
Not sure if ill Or just hungry
Not sure if avoiding studying mod math by playing video games Or playing video games to study mod math
Cant tell if you're  or your
Not sure if he's telling the truth or he's lying
not sure if he's trolling or just... josh gallagher
not sure if elija is gay or if he's homosexual
Not sure if stoned or stoned if sure not
NOT sure if this is a post of Sky resort or just your new iphone5
NoT sure if  selling Bootleg  Or looking For bottles
Not sure iF selling bootleg Or looking for bottles
Not sure if  if iq below 80...or if faking to get forced back into diapers
Not Sure if neck hurts from headbanging Or Just Slept Funny
NOT SURE IF GOING TO GYM ON SATURDAY NIGHT SIGN OF COMMITMENT OR AM JUST A LOSER
Not sure if i should tell the world to blow charles barkley Or if they already are
Not sure if jealous or laughing at my attempts
Not sure if Vic was sleeping or fapping
Not sure if 9Gag is full of reposts Or if everyone posts their meme's on both sites
Not sure if i should go to the toilet now or pee myself in this movie theatre
Not sure if russ smith or superman
not sure if harlem shake funny or sense of humor dwindling
Not Sure if analphabet or need new glasses
not sure if they're doing the harlem shake or if everyone is just having a seizure...
Not sure if harlem shake or convention for epileptics
Not sure if serious or just hasn't seen a hockey game
gettin real sick  of your shit
not sure it's Defender of the Fatherland Day or it's your birthday
Not Sure if everyone posts their meme's on 9Gag and likealaugh Or one of these sites are all reposts.
not sure if teachers Or awesome senior actors
estos chicos.... prometen......!!!!
not sure if actual metalhead or quoting metal songs is the latest fad
Not Sure if actual meme or something stupid my friend made on memegenerator.net
Not sure if he's hitting on me or he likes me
not sure if denis is going to cph or odense
did you hang up? killed for less.
Not sure why they call it a happy trail It doesn't make me very happy
not sure if she's used to east-coast climate or just crazy
Not sure if crazy stuff only happens to me when i'm high or things are only crazy because i'm high
dont know if i'm squinting or chinese
Cant tell if flirting or just wants to know about reconciliations
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD GET MAD OR CRY UNCONTROLLABLY
not sure if asian walking around with mask is sick or just paranoid about the air quality
Not sure if Unlocking phone Or Checking cLock
blah blah blah blah blah blah
not sure if the music just got better or the drugs are kicking in
Not Sure If I Want A Girlfriend Or Just Bored
i haven't jacked off in days
can't tell if hungry or just bored
NOT SURE IF YOU ARE BUSY OR JUST IGNORING ME
I think we just got 80s guyed by the 80s guys
not sure if charley... or dog the bounty hunters son
Thinking what meme should I make next?
NOT SURE IF LAW SCHOOL BECAME INTERESTING  ... OR I BECAME BORING  .
not sure if dakota is stupdi or..... he just plain stupid..
not sure if optical data discs have a future or just getting throwed like frisbees
Ma uno spermatozoo che si offende... &#232; spermaloso?
taking arrow to the knee and not to be sure if there was somebody Or was it just my imagination
NOT SURE IF MISS BROWN IS A STRIPPER OR A TEACHER
not sure if i charlie sheen is alive or the cocaine is just keeping his body going
not sure if people on internet are trolling or just actually stupid.
Not sure if she thinks im ugly or not the ideal man
JUST DISCOVERED MEMEGENERATOR SO THAT'S WHERE THEY ALL COME FROM
Not sure if toothless homeless guy or just british
Not sure if headache or thinking too hard
Not sure if homeless man or a welder
Not sure if trolling or just stupid
not sure if she likes me or feels sorry for me
Not sure if blake griffin or android 16
not sure if i have attention span issue or really boring job
Not sure if girl is slutty because sheS hot Or hot because shes slutty
Not sure if thats a meme Or just a random picture
not sure which club i hate more milan or barcelona
Not sure if its because the weather bout to break Or thEse side NigGas acting up because they catching Feelings
Not sure if blood or just ketchup
Not sure if i&#180;m being mean or honest
SHOULD I SLEEP OR PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
Not sure if im smart or my surrounding is retarded
I AM WALKING ON SUNSHINE... HUUU HUUU
NOT SO SURE IF YOU GONNA UNLOCK OR JUST STARE AT ME
Not sure if it's mid evening Or just early morning
Not sure if i should wave back and risk being the wrong person or pretend i dont see them waving
clp books are brand new
not sure if I have insomnia or just addicted to internet
not sure if you followed me on twitter because you like me or because i simply followed you
NOT SURE IF PANDA OR CERBALUS
Not sur if you're going to unlock this iphone or just checking the clock
NOT SUre IF unLockinG phone Ort JusT watching clock
not sure if frape or super hypocritical
I see what you did there
Not sure if campus is safe because of the police everywhere or dangerous because of the police everywhere
NOT SURE IF SHE LIKES ME  OR IS JUST USING ME FOR MATH HOMEWORK
Not sure if she is really that blind  or she really likes me
Not sure if they're checking me out Or just Puzzled as to why I'm limping all the time
not sure if squinting or asian
Not sure if actually ill or just tired of my bullshit
not sure if cute girls or ladyboys
not sure if away from keyboard or something else...
not sure if i'm at usmaps or high school
Not sure if troll or just that dumb
Not sure if making fun of me or actually think puns are funny
Not sure if sarcasm or just retarded
Posts 4 pictures 1 word   Not sure if stupid or            Attention seeking
NOT SURE IF TIRED OR JUST GETTING OVER SICK
not sure if depression feuled by imagination or by actual facts
Not Sure if     Bonestone Or Other     Random Hobo
ich sollte das fleisch kontrollieren bin mir nicht mehr sicher
not sure if enemies are just better then me or they have 3100 elo and i've got a team of retards
I SEE... UR 	 stupidity !
I See... only stupid flamer
When you realize all the swedish sailors are trying to  STEAL OUR JOBS  in norway
not sure if color shadow or just color
can't tell if serious or looking for reason to be banned
Not Sure if hung over Or actually Sick
Not sure if that's sarah's Foopa  or if she has elephant balls
not sure if akram or lorian
not sure if you speak hungarian or you just remember this
Not Sure if Really COnservative Or Just a liberal parody
NOT SURE IF INSPIRED OR DEPRESSED
Not sure if someone's having a party or I forgot to do shirt laundry
not sure if you're talking to me or the person behind me
Not sure if fake or fake
Not sure if my boss being sarcastic or he is just an idiot
Not sure if Retarted Or just lingan
Not sure if acid trip or just weird gif
not sure if royal is genius  or i' m too damn high !!!
Not sure if watching arca race or demolition derby
not sure if harlem shake or should call an ambulance
Not Sure if binary code or just an emmure tab
not sure if enemy plane  or ally plane
NOT SURE IF they ARE MURTAD Or Just SINGH
Not sure if she blocked me or deactivated her account
Not sure if this present is real  or if she is making a joke out of me
dyjgxgcgj jdjgkfk
Not sure if meteorite hit russia Or north korea launch test
not sure if maam shazia is asking us to come to concert or begging us to buy the ticket
Not sure if real goal or Peter goal
NOT SURE IF GOING TO UNLOCK THIS IPHONE OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
Not sure if matt wants to play league of legends or just acting like a faggot.
Not sure at you mean when you say oh..
not sure if i should give her something for valentine's day or argue for the next month
not sure if i give myself too much credit or not enough
not sure if pharm school is making me smarter or just better able to memorize hundreds of slides
not sure if he wants to talk to me or he's just bored
Not sure if i need to buy this or just want to buy this
Not sure if sweet or funny
Not sure if really 54k km or 1M and 54km
NOT SURE IF METEORITE OR SUPERMAN
not sure if they hate me or are really angry    about The Red Wedding
NOT SURE IF TRIPPING OR... MUSHROOMS ARE MAGIC
Not sure if dead Or ignoring me
the door says push.... but I'm going to pull just in case...
Not sure if it's diet coke  or just regular coke
not sure if ford fusion or gen coupe
Not sure if retweet is endorsIng mine Or mocKIng me
Gets Raped by lulu tragic.
Not sure if ghosts can go through doors or if fire can
Not sure if Janet Jackson Or michael jackson
not sure if i'm not sure or i'm just trying to find something to say i'm not sure about
not sure if politician Or just escaped mental patient
not sure if wet dream or i pissed the bed
not sure if it's indeed a meteorite or a bad guy from tranformers
Can't tell if MeXican or Asian
not sure if thunder or a meteor
not sure if waving policeman wants me to stop or go faster
not sure if gay or michal gaman
Not sure if cuba gooding jr. or Martin lawrence
Can't tell if I smell good mexican food or someone that really needs to shower
Not suRe if meme is Random nonSense Or just obscure reference I am missing
NOT SURE IF BAD STUDENT  OR JUST TOO CLEVER TO STUDY
Not sure if mom talking to me Or the phone
NOT SURE IF AMERICAN SINGER WITH BRITISH ACCENT OR BRITISH SINGER WITH AMERICAN ACCENT
Not sure if tarkovsky fan .........or dishonest hipster
not sure if i smell or if it's this rotten egg
Not sure if I'm depressed or school has started again
Celebrate Valentines? I'd rather be shanked.
Not sure if harlem shake isn't funny or i just don't get it
not sure if pill was swallowed or went into water
not sure if crappy website or ie
not sure if cpst&#246;rd eller bara 100&#229;r gammal
BEAT THIS my my bOOBIES
Not sure if you got kicked in the crotch
SE Demande si l'ASS&#201; va Mobber Ou juste faire d'autres confrences de presse
Not sure if Valentine's Day Or a really thirsty thursday
Not sure if lying or really means it
Not sure if Facebook is a social network or a way for the government to watch your every move?
Not sure if anyone recognizes my sarcasm or just not funny
Not sure if red or just blue so hear me out when i say i still love you
Not sure if Mikkel Or totally awesome ninja power ranger crime fighting batman look-alike
Not sure if troll topic or serious
No sure if a drug or a portal to a happy place
not sure if i love my class  or class just loves me
not sure if everyone out sick or just hiding
So you weren't alone yesterday and the days before that?
Not sure if monday or tuesday
cant tell if serious #NRA
Not sure if I can't hit anything Or if anyone can't hit anything
NOt sure if sweet gift Or just super cheap
Not sure if Leela wants to b my valentine Or if she normally masturbates to a picture of me
3 feet of snow dan: come get me and my bike
who paid you to say that?!?
Not sure if I enjoy animal cruelty or just watch alot of Happy Tree Friends
not sure if that makes things simpler or not
Its a bird no it's a plane! No it's origami!
NOT SUre if or else
not sure if valentin's day or forever alone day
If i think hard enough the government will go away!!!
Not sure if I should dislike post because its sad or like it to support the cause
not sure if trolling or uneducated
not sure if choosing celebacy or accepting celebacy
Not sure if SURE OR NOT SURE
Steaua wins euro cup  Nothing to do here
Not sure if breast in the back  or bra jus on back to front
NOt sure if valentine day or lament-whine day
Not sure if bad at affection  or good at karate
not sure if wrong number or she is just ignoring me
Not sure if I had a brilliant insight on my dissertation or if I have no idea of what is going on...
No...
not sure if trying to get my attention or just spamming
not sure if its real or just an ad
not sure if flirting  or just being nice
not sure if it room is good or punishment
Not sure if piece doesnt fit or clue
Not sure if dreaming about eating cheese corn... Or actually eating it
not sure if gay or mormon
Not sure if gay or mormon
Not sure if obama qualifies as our first black president or yet another white president
not sure if pregnancy hormones or everyone has a death wish
Not sure if you're really short or that snow pile is really high
NOT SURE IF SMALL BEANS IS MASSIVE OR MY BEANS ARE MASSIVE
Not sure if They're posting song lyrics Or really depressed.
Im not sure if nemo is comeing or he just forgot to buy bread and milk
not sure if dirty
Jaahas jonilla uus tilap&#228;ivitys voi vittu joni
not sure if house always makes that noise or about to be brutally murdered
not sure if house always  makes that noise or i'm about to be brutally murdered
Not sure if having a bad day or just siinging
Not sure if wet asphalt or bottomless abyss of sludge
Not sure if character overpowered or im freaking awesome
Not sure if news I am reading is CNN Or the onion
not sure if kelvin sosa price or flight club price ?
cant tell if wheeling caitlyn or erica wilson
not sure if james lomax is gay or if james lomax is gay
Not sure if phone is broken or just no one texts me back
not sure if valentines  day or a good day to die hard
ng yakin apa sk duluan yang nyampe atau undangan nikah teman2
Not sure if sincere or trolling
not sure if i hear fireworks or gunfire
NON SONO SICURO SE ASSOMIGLI PIU' A RASULO.. O A DI MARZIO?
NOT SURE IF REN&#201; OR RENAULT
not sure if cm punk  or chris jericho are best in the world
not sure if cm punk or chris jericho are best int eh world
not sure if hard to break pixel or not hard at all
not sure if this is news or just spam
not sure if giving away free games or new call of duty is out
not sure if the popcorn button on my microwave is a scam or if it really senses my popcorn
not sure if i am a nerd or just god damn fabulous
Not Sure If Hungry Or Just Bored
not sure if i have a car  or i borrow my grandma's all the time
not sure if handsome or just hanging with sluts
NOT SURE IF SCHOOL IS HARD OR I'M JUST LAZY
not suRe if you will love this present or hate me for it forever
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS POST A PICTURE  OF EVERY SINGLE FOOD THEY WILL EAT?
Not sure if looks like alodia or looks better than alodia
Not sure if being sarcastic or actually cares
not sure if there's someone inside my car radio or what's the reason for the fact that my favorite song starts everytime i stop the car
Not sure if that was a dj&#224; vu or everybody say that
NOT SURE IF ANDY RODDICK OR STIFLER
nOT SURE IF FREESPACE OR SPACE FOR THE UNSEEN
Not sure if he's waiting to be financially stable  or he doesn't want to marry me
luckends twice in happy hollyday
Not sure if Girl...  ...or Very feminine boy
nOT SURE IF BOOBS GETTING BIGGER OR PERIOD IS COMING
not sure if teacher is hot... ...or getting boner for no reason
I don't know what you're doing but its suspicious
NOT sure if sore stomach or really hungry
not sure if hElping science or just helping bp to figure out What we are thinking
Not sure if only braindead people playing EAW or zombie apocalypse finally started
Not sure if I need to get drunk or go back to sleep
not sure if i typed an extra period or splotch of sauce on the screen
That awkward moment when... you walk into the wrong bedroom
Not sure if you're really good at words with friends or if i'm really bad
Not sure if Im addicted to videogames or addicted to buying them
not sure if breakcore or problem with playback
not sure if olympic handball player or... hat trick lenski
Not sure if blocked or the person is just offline
Not sure if using hacks.. .. or just nooby moderator kevink?
nice... chairs?
Not sure if harlem shake or zombie apocalypse
Not sure if i should be happy that writtens are over or scared that orals are coming up
not sure if college liberal girl or college liberal boy
I don'T... Get that!
not sure if 12 years old or just stupid
Not sure if frape Or Genuine Kennedy
not sure if hardware exam or lottery
Not sure if winter storm will be bad or just overreacting
not sure if trying to be funny or using the meme wrong
Can't tell if long pause or just buffering
not sure if got drunk then went home or went home then got drunk
Davy Righolt een alcoholist?
Not sure if interested in coffee or waiting to update status 'at starbucks
Not sure if stomach is just gassy or is actually hungry
cant tell if shaf is gay
not sure if you came to kill with your guns or your diseases...
Not sure if gluteus maximus... Or the canadian rockies
Theres no apples and no bees
not sure if dr feild's neck or skin colored turtle neck
not sure if stoned or dabbed out
Not sure if homosexual OR JUST AVERAGE christian male
not sure if she's really sorry or just lonely
memegenerator  uma bosta lixo
NOT SURE IF ME GUSTA OR TROLSAUCELAWLZ
Not sure if its Noro Virus Or just the Chipotle
not sure if still growing taller or doorframes getting smaller
not sure if these people love guns or just hate blacks
not sure if eating cause im hungry or cause im bored
Not sure if gym membership is for working out Or for bragging about going to the gym
NOT SURE IF THAT IS A  FULL MOVIE OR TRAILER
Not sure if stoned... or suddenly asian
not sure if i'm going to unlock this or just checking the time
Not sure Where to look
Is dat a apple bottom jacket in 2013???
if I tell more people about the movie and door prizes  Then I reduce my own chances to win..
not sure if only females cosplay or no males ever get attention
so you're telling me that the ming and the qing are two different dynasties?
Not sure if she's joking Or actually doesn't remember I added her three days ago
Not sure iF she's thinking the same thing Or she just texted me the same thing because she has nothing else to say
NOT SURE IF HOUSE ALWAYS MAKES THAT SOUND OR IF IM ABOUT  TO BE BRUTALLY MURDERED
Not sure if retarded Or just retarded
Not sure if i'm funny.. or she's making fun of me and i just dont get it
NOT SURE IF allusion to metaphorical sexual reference or actual spoken exam
Not sure if fafsa application has gotten easier or I have gotten less dumb
di tiyak kung may sira ang orasan
high and got a bonar  this is the luxary stuff **** being rich oh yh!
Not sure if luhmann is reducing complexity or driving me crazy
Not sure if complimenting  Or insulting
Jeremy squinting
putting an 'e' at the end of grille doesn't make your restaurant classy
Not sure if trolling or serious post.
Not sure if girlfriend is lazy or just awesome at making memes
not sure who that guy is but i hate him already
not sure if that straw is crazy or hates corporate straws
Not sure if Statement or question
not sure if dancing or drunk
Not sure if people getting ruder or i am getting nicer
Not sure if gay or he hasn't hit Puberty yet
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR IF THEY REALLY BELIEVE IT
Not sure if malta is under attack or if it's just some more fireworks
DOnt know if really doesnt know answer Or education system has gone to shit
NOT SURE IF A TROLL OR JUST AUTISTIC GUY BEING BLUNT
Not sure if HDR or very long exposure
not sure if going insane or just have 2 kids and a cat
Not sure if фо?тата or фану?а
not sure if devin farted or my bass just blew out
NOT SURE IF RETARDED OR JUST HANGING WITH FRIENDS
I cant tell if his eyes are closed or if he's squinting..
Not sure if honoured or creeped out
not sure if CAROLINA HURRICANES or sTAAL family REUNION
Oh you [redacted]
not sure if meshuggah ever wrote more than one song
NOT SURE IF  EIGHT TRACKS OR IF INFINITY TRACKS
Can't Tell if better at running or tolerating more pain
WAit...  We don't got president's day off?
Not sure if calculus test was easy Or just did everything wrong
Not Sure if Puerto Rico Or reading
up all night not even tired
not sure if dan actually likes status or is sarcastically making fun of it
Not sure if im high on weed or love
not sure if fifa 13 or fifa 06
Not sure if Celebratory Fireworks Or a shootout
Not sure if Communist Or just doesn't like American Sports
Not sure if it was a rage quit or he got banned by  the group
Not sure if facerape or being polite
not sure if watching Beyonc or an intense zumba class
Not Sure if i should be happy that i have no theory questions or sad for having to actually think on this exam
Can't tell if Kaepernick or Megamind
not sure if joke is funny or unfortunately ironic
Not sure if lip syncing Or ventriloquist
Can't tell if bad joke or I just don't get it
I THINK i NEED GLASSEs
Not Sure If i really like football or really hate the ravens
not sure if bar has run out of kinder maxis or ant&#243;nio just ate them all
not sure if funny or jasmine is dumb
Not Sure if he's having a siezure Or just reacting to dubstep
Not sure if sharing is caring or caring is sharing
Not sure if death note  or just some random virus movie
not sure if talking about me or some other cute guy
not sure to fap or massage wife to get her into the mood
.                                                     .
Not sure if Avatar or avatar
Not sure if rissole or Meat Brick
Not sure if inviting me because you want me to go or feel like you have to
Not sure if clutch slip or wheel spin
Not sure if just came from gym or just had sex
Not sure if being a gentleman Or let me cut in line to better check out my ass.
Not sure if busy or avoiding me
Not sure if you like my status because you're against gun violence or because you think there's something wrong with black people
Not Sure If Fabio on Loan at QPR OR Rafael
Not sure if Paul ryan.. or doug from the hangover
HMMM. WHAT SMELLS LIKE ORANGE HAIR?
Not sure if i should upvote or downvote
Not sure it thats a mole or she has a tick on her cheek
NOT SURE IF DEPRESSED OR JUST LOSER
your teacher's face  when you correct them
not sure if meme battle or just randomly posting pictures
not sure if angry or just scottish
not sure if shit stain or victor
not sure if yellowstone erupting or flood of souls playing gig
Not sure if youtube is homeless or whole mess
Not sure if i am stupid  or just don't learn from my mistakes.
Not sure if Friday or fryday
Die Shiggy die
not sure if i hate saturdays
not sure if shinku hadouken or kamehameha
Not sure if H.I.V Aladeen or H.I.V ALADEEN
Not sure if ketchup or Giovanna plowman's dessert
Not sure if this drink is sharp or if I have a keen taste for alcohol
not sure if car behind me is flashing headlights or just hitting bumps in road
L00K ME IN MY FACE I AIN'T GOT NO WORRIES
not sure if simonporn or simonpr0n
not sure if dusk or Dawn
Not sure if she wants the d or just the tip
NOt sure if new facebook profile pic good idea or people will hate think i've gotten ugly since last update
i haven't lost a staring contest for the past 10 years
not sure if grade 7 or grade 8
NOT SURE IF I LIKE IT
Not sure if I'm good at Catan Or just lucky
not sure if that's jeff's really sing voice or he swallowed a cat
Not sur if i'ts a troll or just a 7 years old girl scenario
ciulli... ciulli everywhere
Not sure if sarcasm Or actually calling me master
NOT SHURE IF HAIR IS SILKY SMOOTH OR CONDITIONER IS STILL NOT WASHED OUT
Not sure if packaging is too strong or i am too weak
NOTE SURE IF SHOOTINGS SINCE SANDY HOOK MORE THAN USUAL OR MEDIA TRYING TO HYPE GUN CONTROL
M&#243;wi że 'dziwnie się czyta memy o sobie' a może zmanipulował mnie do tego?
nuk jam i sigurt nese ne klas kam xhenin  apo xhenifer lopez
Not sure if period cramps or gas
not sure if she wants an a or just the d
not sure if ula doesn't understand or doesn't care
Not sure if crazy or if girls enjoying sucking on tampons
so engineers have decided lithium ion batteries on the 787 are dangerous... but cell phones and laptops
not sure if being called SIMPLE is a compliment  or an insult
i've been frozen for a reason i didn't wanted to see more stuff like the girl sucking out her own tampon etc.
NOT SURE IF JACK LAM OR JUST TIRED
If I squInt My hair Kinda looks like batman
NOT Sure if alien or adalia rose
Can't tell if concussed Or stupid
Not Sure if not sure Or just worried about being unsure
Interesting I'll expEct that he drank too much
Not sure if great product or just taking my money
Not sure if dan is getting angrier or if his face is always this red
not sure if took acid or ate paper
WHat you looking at?
not sure if my glass of coke or his glass of pepsi
Not sure if you got a job Or if that's a sexual reference
Not sure if poor attempt at humor or just lame sarcasm
nOT SURE IF I SHOULD POST THIS IN R/ADIVEANIMALS OR R/FUNNY
not sure if human or alien
Not sure is apple is awesoMe Or the user
Not Sure if fascist government Or Guild Offices
Im not sure if thats ollie Or just a female lepracorn
If people are killed at night club would that be 'Blood on the dance floor'
not sure if good game Or low standards
Don't know if it's  gundam or macorss
NOT SURE IF PLAYING DUMB OR EXTREMELY STUPID
not sure ıf she's too frıendly or actually flırtıng back
Not sure if joke or this relationship is moving at a stupidly fast pace
Not Sure if Retarded Or Law Student
mONDAYS IN hr f@$% THE MAN i GOT HIGH THIS WEEKEND
Not sure if smoke or cold air
Not sure if a basilisk is in my house&#180;s pipes or it&#180;s just my broken radiator making strange noises
Not sure if       Mikey-mo or mike emo
Not sure if Spencer Shay or Christian stage
NOT SURE IF NITEMARE PLAYER OR AN UBER NOOB
not sure if iemanj&#225; or the virgin mary
not sure if i should take the red pill or the blue pill
not sure if i just farted or sharted
n&#227;o vou zuar mais  vai que  doen&#231;a
Not sure if really high or just hungry and tired
Can't tell if I don't like my new ukulele strings of if I just don't like change.
Not sure if she is legit or if she is really a he...
not sure if pro bowl or seahawks game
Not sure if someone trying to start a fail meme war Or it is Just khoi FAILING
Unsure if Kendrick Lamar Or big.e langston
Not Sure if really slow typer or just ignoring my messages
NOT SURE IF TO LAZY TO FOCUS EYES OR GOING BLIND
NOt sure if people don't get my humor Or if i'm just not funny
NOT SURE IF LIVERPOOL OR LOSERPOOL
Brain  dead
not sure if eli or just stupid
Not sure if going to unlock the ipod or just checking the clock
Not sure if Youtube ad or really flash game
Not sure if your supposed to wash your bush with shampoo or with body wash
not shure if it's 1 minus at maximum or 1 minus at minimum
Not sure if dubstep or recording of a construction site
cant see shit
NOT SURE IF STUPID OR IS ACTUALLY RETARDED
Not sure if my crush has feelings for me  or just thinks I'm gay
Not sure if cook/douglass or the 1960's
ga yakin kalo perfect timing itu beneran  atau cuma akal akalan photoshop
Im not sure but did i flush
not sure if door was really heavy or im really weak
Can't Tell if Friday or Saturday
NOT SURE IF LEO BOUGHT THAT DVD PLAYER OR STOLE IT ?
Not sure if 'Onsdag' spelled with '&#248;' Or 's&#248;ndag' without the 's'
NOT SURE IF MY BOYFRIEND IS WITH 2 GIRLS OR 3
Not sure if friends are ignoring me Or they're with telstra
not sure which insult is better you have no talent at all 
NOT SURE IF PEOPLE ARE WISHING ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE THEY REMEMBER or BECAUSE FACEBOOK TOLD THEM
not sure if the pnm runs the trinidad express... or the trinidad express runs the PNM
Not Sure if the 90's and early 00's were awesome or i just got older
Not sure if thats beyonce  or lance armstrong
not sure if it was banned because it was offensive Or just because it was a mokka padam
Not sure if chemistry lesson or ufc fight club
Not sure if Calvin Or Peter Bosch
Not sure if not            sure
Not sure im not sure or im sure im not sure
Not SURE IF SICK OR JUST SUPER EXHAUSTED
Not sure if serious or just joking
Not sure if ur milor ku&#231;i  or eminem
not sure if bad movie trailer or awesome video game trailer
not sure if newcastle united f.c. or the france national football team reserve
Minecraft? thats for n00bs
not sure if i skipped the post
NOT SURE IF SKIPPING OR STEVE REICH
Not sure if bear or bull
Not sure if Government taking guns is to protect me or to protect themselves
not sure if moron or idiot
not sure if i never really won a beer or i cant win because they know i'll buy one anyway
Not sure if stupid Or just trolling
Not sure if girl or hairy gorilla
Not sure if really good at cpr or really bad at foreplay
NOT SURE IF SHOULD REVISE OF JUST SIT ON FACEBOOK...
Not sure if joking  or for real about this thread
Not sure if fog or pollution
not sure if real brony or just plain trolling
Not sure if drug reps know if we're med studs... or just don't care
Not sure if sunglass tan makes me look like a snowboarder or an owl
not sure if o or 0
Not sure if he is the best or maybe the worst Tank we have
not sure if frankenstein or a ci system
Dont know if name is hansen or frederik
not sure if this is intelligent humor or just humorously unintelligent
Not Sure if trolling or mentally retarded
Not Sure if Rotten Leaves Or Dog Shit
Not sure if horrible Or really well branded
not sure if my neighbor or just a codename
Not sure if trolling no just a downy
not sure if ronaldo or real madrid
Not sure if i should go home... or walk into random apartment
Not sure if shes really stupid or she is serious when she asks stupid questions
Not sure if you're being serious or once again being ironic
Not sure if really good Or just bs'd the data
Not sure if AFK Or just messing with me.
Not sure if cute and unique or just tacky
not sure if tests are broken or having tests is broken
Not Sure if I'm boring or everyone is busy
NOT sure if traitor or rdmer
Not sure if living Or remembering life while dying
not sure if its a rabbit or a rock
Is that a Why  yes it is a girl
NOT SURE IF M320 OR JUST NOOB
NOT SURE IF ZELDA OR JUST LINK
not sure if insult or giving compliment
NOt sure if world is getting crazier Or spending too much time on r/worldnews
You're going to unlock this phone or just check the clock ?
I'M NOT SURE I LIKE JACKIN HOUSE OR MKAT
not sure if i should cheer for 49'ers because i like them or cheer for falcons because i think pats will beat them easy
if we pay taxes for the roads... then why did I just have to go through 3 toll booths?
not sure if getting a handjob in exchange for a kitty means she wants the 'd' or if her making the deal means she wants me to have the 'p'
NOT SURE IF Jean-Luc Picard or OR Arjen Robben
not sure if it's insomnia or I'm just too lazy to head to the bed.
Cant tell if lag or bad server connection
Facebook Hacking  You're doing it wrong
Not sure if first person video Or first person view
not sure if panic attack or a stroke
Not sure iF shaking head Or bumPy Gif
I'd love to think of somethIng Clever to say about the Beavers BUt they're just so Damn irrelevant
Not sure
Science teacher can't work the projector imposter!!!
NOT SURE IF he  cheating during test
not sure if&#160;noob&#160;trader or rip-off&#160;trader
Not sure if I don't have a hangover Or I'm sTIll drunk!
Dude YOU LOOK  a bit sospicioso
Not sure if i'm not sure or if i'm sure not being sure
Not sure if i'm bad or  is it my teammates?
not suer if Asian or need glasses
not sure if im really skinny or have body DYSMORPHIC DISORDER
not sure if Poisonous or just really bad cooking
Not sure if awake  or just tired
NOT SURE if maintenance or world ending
NOT SURE IF I'M SMART OR EVERYONE AROUND ME IS RETARDED
Cant tell if op is trolling or just major faggot
ER DET AMINA ELLER ORBIT f&#198;EN
NOt sure if I have too much spare time or just gave up trying study
not sure if  fail buzz or scumbag boss
I SEE you didnt tag me
not sure if its fragment or ben
Not sure if ice or see-through snow
Backwards emoticon.  Not sure if mistake or friend is stupid...
not sure if hair is cold or just wet
Not sure if link to lolcats or huge spider
Not sure if I'm listening to NPR because I have a genuine interest or because I want to feel smart.
Not sure if I'm listening to NPR because I have a genuine interest or because I want to feel smart.
not sure if 9gag or Catland
If you dont like rush and my little pony then you have no friends.
Not Sure If im Watching sportscenter or catfish
Not sure if im watching sportscenter  or catfish
Not sure if blue or purple
Not sure if I get less shit at work Or im simply not there as much anymore
If i look at this signiture i must be gay
not sure if i say stupid things because i'm anxious or am anxious to speak because i say stupid things
not sure if resistance or 'Them'
SPORT ZON OPERATOR NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR JUST DUMB
Not sure if racist or just retarded
Not sure if asleep or just asian
not sure if portlet is deploying or eclipse just crashed
NOT SURE IF I'M SMART OR EVERYONE AROUND ME IS STUPID
Not sure if spelled right or i just read it wrong
not sure if daniel or daniels brother
Not sure if Jake Gylenhall just isn't busy right now or he's being held hostage in taylor swift's basement
Not sure if he was  making out with her or eating her face off
Not sure if hes in on it or just a Naive mormon
Not sure if he's homeless or just chillin'
Not sure if you wanna LOG ON TO THIS COMPUTER OR NOT
When crush likes multiple statuses does that mean they want me or they just like my status
Not sure if popular Or they know I have donuts
not sure if constipated... or just like to make this face
Not sure if im leaving spanish or if i am leaving finance
Not sure if manti TE'O missed tackles in national championship Or tried to hug girlfriend
not sure if shemale or just a fat man
Not sure if spam mail or a case of wrong address
not sure if hitting on me or just being friendly
te vagy a h&#237;res zeek legal'c? bazzz
Not sure if a funny name or a  Retarded channel
Not sure if time to pop pmags or get chipotle
Not sure if spanish or just drunk
nOT sURE IF Fat or pregnant
not sure if  this is really how asains see
Not sure if amazing developer or just copy-pasted
Not sure if good at games Or everyone else sucks
Not sure not quite sure
not sure not quite sure
is IT JUST ME oR IS THE no1 PLAYER IN dOW 2 rETRIBUTION IS USING HACKS
Cant tell if Trolling Or Stupid
not sure if winters are getting warmer or i'm becoming more canadian
Not sURE IF I'M THE MINORITY OR EVERYONE ON REDDIT IS A SLOB
NOT SURE IF HE HAS BUTTHURT OR JUST HAS NO LIFE
WTF YOU MEAN YOUR OUT OF BUNS?
not sure if she likes me or she's just being nice
NOT SURE IF you're GOING TO UNLOCK THIS PHONE OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
Not sure if song is autotuned or if that's just their voice
not sure if i'm not sure or just lost my Contact Lenses
not Sure if Run  or look at boobs
not sure if im bad or ad mids are op
not sure if i want to go to gym or i just wanna buy a protein shake
PLAYING COD NOT SURE IF HE SAVED ME OR STOLE MY KILL
So you're telling me studying for exams helps?
not sure if big boned or just fat
PSNIRA ConspirAcy?
Not sure if tired of studying or studying just makes me feel tired
Not sure if Dj&#224; vu or Repost
Cant tell if downsyndrome or chinese
if i escape to helsinki maybe there i can smoke
not sure if silly emoticon or sophisticated cultural method of visually conveying an emotion within a limited medium
Not sure if styles being misreadered or you're happy with this navbar
If video games didn't exist in the 1930s what inspired the Holocaust?
not sure if only 5 people saw this or im just not very popular
not sure if he saved me or stole my kill
Not sure if hot girl... or if too many heinekens...
not sure if laughing from cards against humanity or having mental breakdown
not sure if... VAI TOMAR NO CU
Not sure if ribbons or body armor
not sure if not there or ignores me on purpose
Not sure if Insult or complement
NOt sure if hala madrid or haha madrid
not sure if actually opening wc or pirate cave
Not sure if watching Alex Sedman down a whole pot of KFC gravy was impressive OR DISGUSTING.
NOT SURE IF ACTUALLY MAKING PROGRESS IN WAREHOUSE OR JUST MAKING MORE WORK
not sure if dubstep is awesome or pots working
Not sure if he got her drunk or paid her
not sure if dog is extremely happy or about to die from exhaustion
NOT SURE IF PSYCHOTIC Or a virgo
not sure if my friends are trying to start a trend in fb #or #just #confused #of #how #it #actually #works
Not sure if its really the sun or an exploding tardis
not sure if today is our result or day of judgement
not sure if desperately needs the top up or just stupid
Did someone fart? Or was I?
hey steve plz gib colage information
cant tell if gay or got hacked
Not sure if likIng this makes me racist Against whites or blacks
Not sure if people will find this funny or if I really care
Not sure if nexon said 7:30 or i read 8 wrong
Not sure if gonna unlock this phone Or just checking the clock
Not Sure if pic is cute or being photobombed
not sure if zegana will go up in price like trostani or will go down like all the guild-leaders
did that camper kill me again... yep.
Gw ga yakin kalo si trol ngasih quiz trol buat ngetrol orang apa dia cuma mau tau jawaban sebenarnya
NOT SURE IF MANLY GIRL SCREAM OR GIRLY MAN SCREAM
Not sure if it's worth it or not
why lane 7 & 8 hate us?
Not sure if actually playing Tekken Or Metaphor for Sex
Not sure if Students are calling me 'DoucheLEHRER' aCCIDENTALLY OR ON PURPOSE
Not sure if don't get the joke OR JUST STUPID
'Why so serious?' you say Why not
Not sure if he is doing it for likes or his jokes are that lame
not sure if blurred or I need my glasses
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR REALLY BELIEVES THAT'S A GOOD CHARACTER.
Not sure if my friend is making a pun about my testicular cancer Or genuinely curious if I'm allergic to nuts
not sure if mocking me or actually interested
Y U NO CHOOSE CORRECT MEME!
Not sure if pronounced 'BOWie' or 'bowie'
Not sure if milks good or expired
not sure if not sure or pretending to be chinese
Y u no write back??? it's been 5 minutes!
not sure if COMPETITORS paper supports our conclusions  or completely scoops us
Not sure if it is Bandy or innebandy
NOT sure if free or just forgetting something
Nuk jam i sigurte nese ti tani je ne kompjuter apo cel
Not sure if all girls who like my status' 
not sure if homeless guy is dead or just drug sleeping
Not sure if stench of skunk or weed
Not sure if racist  or HILARIOUS
Not sure if Professor wrote book or just stole lecture slides
NOT SURE IF ENTIRE CAST OF GAME OF THRONES IS IN MERLIN OR ENTIRE CAST OF MERLIN IS IN GAME OF THRONES
Not sure if i failed because i didn't know my parts of speech or because is I usED 'it'
not sur if r.c.a or c.r.a
not sure if  sanny is cute or cutible
not sure if room is cold or im feverish
not sure if fifa awards or la liga awards
Not sure if burned bra or just removed it
not sure if haruspex hates everyone... or really loves his job........
Not Sure if Chespin is a New Pokemon Or an Oshawott wearing a hat
Not sure if kidding me or being mean
not sure if  lois can understand stewie or not
i hope YOU will step on a lego
Not sure if its  Darryl or damian
Not sure if spam or really wants me to download it
Not sure if subtle hint  or i'm over thinking
if you look very closely you can see that jover is vexed
NOT SURE IF REHABiLITATING PRISONERS OR PRISONERS debilitating me
Not sure if joe walker looks better normal or when he is dressed as umbridge.
a slice of cake cuz we both high
Not sure if le may may is le funny xD  Or if le 9gag got le trolled lel
CAn't tell if Cat is playing Or just mean
not sure if  randy foye or cj mccollum
not sure if really like idea or too tired to think otherwise
Not sure if Stupid Or legally retarded
Not sure if Mike Shanahan or jon voight in varsity blues
Not sure if ipod ran out of battery life or playing intro to 'Holy Diver'
I don't know it that's the punch line  Or he doesn't have anytHing
Don't know if likes are because people  feel bad or they actually find this funny
not sure if devin or smush parker
NOT SURE IF I AM DUMB OR IF MY INSTRUCTOR IS JUST TERRIBLE AT EXPLAINING THINGS
not sure if this is hell or mineola texas
Not sure if you're going to unlock my ipod Or just checking the clock
? один хочу тренить? или ты тоже хочешь?
not sure if she's serious or just trolling
Not sure if angus verhagen with no hair or jonjo shelvey
i dont get it ............................................................
not sure if i'm getting sick or if i did too much coke last night
NOT SURE IF BANDS MADE HER DANCE or is it just the music playing?
NOT SURE IF THEIR JUNGLER IS AFK OR STILL HASN'T SHOWED HIMSELF
Not sure if she loves me or she pretends
not sure if it was bad joke or i have bad sense of humor
Not sure if runescape or world of warcraft
Not sure if I like monopoly or if i just pretend to in order to feel smart
not sure if i am going  to shit fart burp puke
not sure if your actually this retarded or just playing a game
i'm not sure if people likes my profile picture because you're in there or because we're too cute together
Ill slap you if you dont comply
why the meme is in english ?
Not sure if raksila or silence
not sure if everybody is silent or dead
not sure you kno what your talking about
I don't see Aiden Grimshaw's name on the T in the park line up. This must be a mistake.
Not sure if it's my girlfriend Or a clone pretending to be her
not shure if no place for a girlfirend or best time for a relationship
not sure if beast or just mtlb
not sure if dubstep or my ipod having a seizure
wtf just happend  oh thats right chuck norris just took a shit
cant tell if the teacher is on her email or stalking us on dyknow..
Not sure if sarcasm or actual feedback
Not sure if E-maiL works Or I'm just an idiot
not sure if acid is kicking in OR PINK ELEPHANT IS PLOTTING TO KILL ME
Not sure if I should upvote for the interesting link
Not sure if Dan Or danish
Not sure if my classmate pass because he study the lesson  or he just cheat  and copy my answer
Not sure if i&#180;m waking up too late or the other people waking up too early...
not sure if talking about league of legends  or laughing out loud
You trust on me ?   so Why you ask my firend for what i tell you ?
not sure if karma is a just a b**** or she is just on her period
getting your report card  bassicly a slip that says your grounded
Not sure if  test is really hard oR im just really stupid
not sure if Fentse is ignoring me or has finally realised I'm not worth talking to
not sure if today is Sunday Or Wednesday
Not sure if just a really nice guy Or trolling thousands of people
not sure if im squinting or i was born asian
not sure if incredibly sacrastic or just plain stupid
Not sure If Trolling Or just retarded
Dont know if im high or passing out from fumes
ZAC IS A MONK
Not sure if apple is to blame or whatsapp
Not sure if nick is lazy or just incompetent
sad thing is... i'm drunk and you're still ugly.
what's that homeless guy doing inside of J crew? Oh
Not sure if doctor pepper is cola Or rootbeer
Not sure why all websites have the same cigar ads but that humidor combo looks tempting.
hmm not sure if i should eat the crust or frow it away
Not sure if she's getting The metaphore or just playing along
Not sure if herping or derping
not sure if you answer the tweets and has a time delay or just put me on the vacuum
Not sure if good meme or just stole it
not sure if underlined text or a link
Not sure if bugz eats ass or just an overextended joke
Not sure if I'm breaking in new mouthpiece and reed or being broken in by them.
NOT SURE IF EVERYONE FAKE OR IM TOO REAL
TIm vine Not sure if I should laugh or facepalm
not sure if i should post...
female in vicious not sure if its a real girl
NOT sURE iF SPAM OR PHILANTHROPY
Not sure if home sick or sit around on my ass
NOT SURE IF WISHING ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY BECAUSE THEY LIKE ME OR Just want my cake
not sure if picked because its appropriate or just a really good song
dannny calll me
not sure if public toilets or shower cabins
Not sure if actually enjoy pearl jam music Or just impersonating Eddie vedder's voice
Don't Know if in Picture or Photobombing
nnnn nnnnn
Not sure if a 2 day hangover or just lazyy.
not sure if someones musty  or just at subway
not sure if DOMINICAN or black
NOT SURE IF BENNO IS A NAMe
not sure if comedy show or really bad news report
not sure if gay or really like their clothes
Not sure if 2013 or 1984
not sure if it is 'twilight  saga'or toilet er haga
Not sure if trolling or just retarded
is she looking at me  or she is just lost in her memories
I'm squinting becuz i'm consitpated
SURE? O_0
Not sure if they just dont read the answers or  they are just studpid
not sure if orginal meme  or just some copy of orginal
not sure if pitbull or paul shaffer
Cant tell if first time or expert in game
Not sure if you're really hear to look at my profile page or you misclicked
NOT SURE IF DEAD NUFF' SAID
Not sure if  it's my birthday Party OR IT'S ALREADY A HAPPY NEW YEAR PARTY
not sure if the world's ending or mayans are stupid
not sure if i farted or just shit myself
not sure if warning me of a cop or just hit a bump in the road
not sure if GATech played well or USC sucks
no se si seguir acostado o pararme a.ayudarle a mi jefa
Not sure if having a seizure Or watching a Microsoft Surface COMMERCIAL
Not sure if fireworks or gunshot
Not sure if the people on Menes have given Consent to use their picture or we're just disregarding their Right to privacy
Not sure if serious Or trolling
not sure if counting down or just wasting the remaining time of 2012
not sure if girlfriend actually mad or likes pressing hangup button
not sure if fed or hax0r
not sure if friendzoned or both too shy to make a move
not sure if absence of girlfriend due to apathy or just beneath dignity
Cant tell if norco or trek???
Can't tell if your facebook was hacked or if you're actually this annoying
Do you know why I got for Christmas? Fat. I Got fat.
NOt sure if 9gag or animal planet
Yes?  ....
not sure if i love my parents or stockholm syndrome
not sure if the test tells us to study or train visual acuity
NOt Sure if YOu're scripting Or if you just right-Click
not sure if ahmad  being sarcastic or serious
NOT SURE IF THAT PERSON HAS AN INCREDIBLE SOCIAL LIFE OR HIS FB PROFILE IT'S FULL OF FAGS clicking like AT EACH POST
NOT SURE IF I WANT TO UNLOCK THIS PHONE OR JUST CHECKING CLOCK
Not sure if have great and original idea for post or just slightly remembering a post I read
NOT SURE IF STICK RUN IS ABOUT THE GAME OR ABOUT TRADING ITEMS IN MARKETPLACE
Not sure if i should be rooting for the packers or against the vikings
looks down in restaurant
not sure if kozma tried to get an gly girl using maths or he has autism
not sure if you're going to unblock me  or just checking the clock
not sure if it was joking or serious
not sure if laughing because meme is funny or caption
y not just give thumbs up for Futurama fry
not sure if smart girl or really shitty family
NOT SURE IF YOU'RE GOING TO FAP OR YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO FAP
Not sure if i pay to see a 90 minutes movie or to see 30 minutes of advertising
not sure if he is  gay or just happy
Not sure if My french fries are gone Check It and you know
Agent smith? or Elrond The eleven Lord of riverdell
Not sure if random strangers Or reddit masterminds
zdfzfczefce zdfgvzrvzzrv
not sure if posting status or scribbling randomly for the sake of it
NOT SURE IF  i go now pee or tomorrow
not sure if nasty...  or just freaking genius
Not sure if i will be able to write 2013 or i will still write 2012
Not sure if Bandz will make her dance or  whether or not i can say no to rachet
not sure if troll pakolaiset are embarrasing others or just makin fun of them
not sure if troll pakolaiset are embarrasing others or just making fun with others
Can't tell if pms-ing or everyone around me really is stupid
not sure if cinephile or  self indulgent douche who likes to hear self talk
not sure if friend is scamming me or i actually owe them money
sHOKAL 8 TAY eXAM eI sHEEET E...KEMNE KI?
Not sure if Dubstep or... ...Moombah-core-trap-trance with some strong glitchstep elements
i swear im finna chew yo ass
Can't deCide if I'm a gentlemAn  Or a cuckold
Not sure if Sarcasm or just the truth
Im not sure id the defence is shit or the strikers are too good
they know not what they do
not sure if it happened in my dream or in my reality................................
Not sure if her armpit is that dark
not sure if i should upvote cause im impressed or if i should downvote because im incredibly jealous
NOT SURE IF STUDYING SEEMS EASY  FEW DAYS BEFORE EXAMS or I'M TOTALLY screwed!!
seems there is a gy with a gun in the bank... seems legit.
not sure if my grammar is correct  or i just sound like unusual to me
Not sure if my grammar is correct or it just sound like unusual to me
Not sure if phil is phil because of mike and kobe or mike and kobe are mike and kobe because of phil
not sure if lol servers are down or riot wants us to listen to vi's music
not sure if popcorn or chicken
not sure if ignoring me or just died
not sure if he likes me or just the fact that i have big boobs
Is that a gay wannabe... or a mexican wannabe?
Not sure if trolling or doesn't know les mis characters
Not sure if aussie tourists put on thicker accents or just annoying accents
NOT SURE IF SUNS VS KNICKS OR KNICKS VS BOBCATS
Is it Me or is harrison just the ultimate troller??
not sure if last message was auto correct or vodka
not sure if all my meme ideas are shit or there is just nothing funny to say about work in rami levy comunnication
Not sure IF PASSCODE OR RANDOM CHARACTERS
Not sure if highrated cus he&#180;s skilled or cus he plays lock shaman
Am I the only one who think the keeper will leave the ball everytime a defender passes it to him
not sure if kaushik is even a fan of a club or just a utd hater
Not Sure if extremely weird  or mildy crazy
Cant tell if afk... or just afraid to leave POs
That awkward moment when a like from a like would be great on facebook
not sure if unlocking phone or checking time
Not sure if socially awkward or just shy
not sure if she is joking with winky faces or wants the d
Not sure if actually snowed in Or just quoting 'liar liar'
not sure if you think i'm cute or just scary
Not sure if ipad mini or ipod touch
Not sure if aroused
Challenge  ACCEPTED
If I was frozen in old new york how did i wake up in new new york
not sure if django unchained was amazing or im just racist
not sure if warz ripped off dayz
Not sure iF its x-Files  Or supernatural
Not sure if warz ripped dayz
not sure if i change the rom or just kernel
men have periods
you don't know these things like i wish you knew these things
Not sure if Should be happy for being called bestfriend or be sad for being friendzoned.
CaN't tell if sarCasm Or actual compliment
Not sure if eyes are squinted Or just japanese
not sure if kurt kren is playing crazy or just being himself
last  night i was having  to much and now look at me now look at me now
Not sure if that was a pun or just a typo
Can't tell if they understand my sarcasm  or think i'm actually racist
Not sure if savage is making fun of me... or she is trying to help me...
not sure if i have become more open minded when it comes to who i have a crush on or if i have become more desperate
nor sure if warz ripped off Dayz
Not sure if voice of Vegeta or Stewie Griffin
Not sure if onesie  or two clothes
Not sure if dumb ...Or am i?
not sure if You want to unlock phone Or just checking the time
Not sure if the speaker is overmodulating or if the dubstep is too filthy
Gue gak yakin postingan gu dapet baynak vote karna lucu atau jadi percobaan di nuf trus di fun
Not sure... That spambots nice...
is that her stomach or back?
Not sure if sexy beast... or just aaliyah
Not shure if trolling or i should check my mail
NOT SURE IF OP IS REALLY RICH OR UNDERESTIMATED THE POWER OF THE OG
Not sure if cheesy or just romantic
Not sure if funny or just a jerk
note sure if boyfriend is cheap or trying to be cute
Not Sure If christmas is giving me a warm tingly feeling Or its all the alcohol i have been consuming
NOT SURE IF ITS TG FAT OR JUST A COW
Not sure if cat or coleman harkey
not sure if christmas  or kiss my ass
not sure if girls dacing infront because im hot or club just overcrowded
Not sure if friend's voice is breaking or just being sarcastic
Not sure if i was in car wreck or i have just done beast bulk legs on christmas eve
Not sure if you're going to unlock this phone Or just checking the clock
Not sure  if i should like all the merry christmas posts or not a single one
not sure if ugly or proud
When Steve Nash Returned Kobe Is On Fire
not sure if... sandy is doing vigilantism or vandalism..?
Not Sure if BAri Sax Solo Or I left the Chainsaw on
Not sure if friends more honest about health Or we’re breaking down faster
saya nggak yakin orang ke warnet untuk ngerjain tugas atau cuman mau main game online
not sure if won this meme battle or she just fell asleep
ETHER BENDER BLEW UP..... OR HE FARTED..... ETHER WAY... WE'RE DEAD.
NOT SURE IF I LIKE GOD OR HARRY STYLES
not sure if real football or fifa
not sure if teemu is passing Or the ball just slipped of his hands
NoT SURE IF YOU're going to unlock this phone or just checking the clock
Not sure if it's good that i'm pro in a game or bad because i have no life
When people be like  ' i know who likes you' then thEy cant tell you. I'm liKe Why dId you mention it???
Not sure if she means that Or just kidding again
Not Sure if I'm that good Or other Team is that bad
Simon parker and  jimmysavill Cloes enough
Not SURE IF FILTHY SMELL OR JUST BRONCO FAN
Not sure if fireworks or gunshots
not sure if smart or just has glasses
not sure if saying hello or owen
Not sure if... Wrong tires Or wroNg setup..
not sure if steam holiday sale sucks or i've already bought every game steam has
not sure if you guys like me or just using me for amusement
not sure if it's the end of the world or the end of real madrid
not sure if Leo had too much eggnog or not enough?
not sure if i left texas to find snow or if it just doesn't snow in michigan
nOT SURE IF HASSAN WEARING GUCCI nOT SURE IF HASSAN WEARING BENCH
not sure if bridgit mendler is ready or not
NOT SURE IF RELEVANT RETORT OR IMPLYING I'LL BE SHOT IN A CAR
not sure if he is a  brony or a furry
not sure if took arrow to da knee xD or if le bad luck brian
Not sure if 'Because Racecar' Or I like wasting money on worthless cars
Not sure if unimpressed or just running out of ideas
Not sure if a go-go dancer or just a stripper
not sure if celebertiy internet death hoax or just ill-informed
not sure if... mini clip 8 ball pool site is down or a worthless asian hacked it..?
Not sure if having to pee because i'm feeling cold or feeling cold because i have to pee
Not sure if I survived the apocalypse Or if it didn't happen
not sure if... it's an attempt at making a new meme or just bullshit.
Not sure if apocalypse or just hangover
NOT SURE IF THIRSTY or just feeling abstinence
Tak pasti sama ada  psg vs .... atau      ibrahimovic vs ....
not sure if it was mayans or just gangnam style 1 billion views
Not sure if people is blind or just ingoring my post
Not sure if futurama has new season or just zoidberg
Not sure iF cold front coming in or beginning of Mayan apocalypse
not sure whether to throw you a birthday party
NOT SURE IF REALLY GOOD FRIENDS OR more jerks like from childhood
Put a quarter in the donation box for kids with cancer or play time crisis in the arcade over there
NOt sure if people dont believe doomsday  Or are just scared to admit that it could happen
NOT SURE IF I WILL SURVIVE
Not sure if awesome bro or just coincidence
not sure if its a skeleton or ruslan mihti without shirt
Not sure if i'm too small or people around me are giants
gk yakin pantai kuta terkenal dengan keindahan nya atau karena kutangnya
not sure if strange girl thing or evolution is really turning us into ducks
not sure if binary or deathcore tabliture 001010110101010110101101
Ruddy go to perpignan for christmas ...jambon de sanglier
not sure if this office is really warm or i am just really hungover
Not Sure If Natural or just lazy Roider
Not sure if he cares or acts
NOT SURE IF YOU ARE REAL OR FAKE
Not sure if excited or have to fart
not sure if my gf agrees with me because she actually means it or she just wants to drop the topic
Not sure if you realize  the forces you are trifling with
Not sure if world ends in 2012 or maybe my world is ending
Not sure if doing the hustle or i am thinking of seymour
Register now for the Spring 2013 Semester   Why wait???
Not sure if constantly pushing boundaries or just patheticly incompetent
not sure if there is a bug on my arm or just me thinking there is
Not sure if its medicine or social skill
not sure if she's a jerk or virtual friends are easier
Not sure if boyfriend is about to come or I am
Not sure if asleep  Or Decided not to text me back
Not sure if hungry or bored
not sue if cash  or johnny cash
Not sure if i'm furious or proud
That text Sure is hard to read...
Not sure if trolling or two equally dumb people arguing
Not sure if retarded or christian
gak yakin nicki minaj itu nge-rapp apa cuma kumur kumur gak jelas ?
Not sure if sucker for rules or just don't want to burn to death
Not sure if being sincere or hoping i apply and get denied
Not sure if you're an awesome party girl Or just a really bad mother
Not sure if insulting or actually true
NOT SURE IF IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE 'READ' Or 'READ'
not sure if hatching a DIABOLICAL plan or just used hand sanitizer
NOT SURE IF THE RUMOURS WERE Actually TRUE OR PEOPLE just don't want me to be with nice girls
Not sure if disney will mess up existing star wars canon or if i just worry too much
Not sure if Having rabit Ears or Just Vent Slots
Not sure if motivated or deadline is just coming closer
not sure if i should go to college or get a job in the chip inn
Not sure if it's the end of the world or just a facebook publicity stunt
So INSTAGRAM THINKS THEY CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT WITH  MY PHOTOS? AS SOON AS I'M DONE downloading THIS TORRENT of batman I'm gonna tweet how angry this makes me
Not sure if introvert or party just sucks
Not sure if she's an angel or a really pretty bird
Always sees some people asking 'What anime is this?' when they are commenting on the page with the title of the anime on it not sure if they are trying to be funny or just plain retard.
NOT SURE IF THAT'S A RED CTHULHU WITH CLAWS or Zoidberg with wings
Ga yakin kalo digimon belakangnya mon nyatanya ada antylamon deva
not sure if i'm graduating or i should register for spring
You typed lol but you didn't Laugh out loud
ee e
Not Sure If The End For Us Or Prologue Of Adventure Time And id Software's RAGE
Not sure if story of paraguayan landfill orchestra is inspiring  or the most depressing thing i've read about today
NOT SURE IF HOT GIRL ON POF oR REALLY HOT TRANNY
no sure if I spelled the word wrong or google chromes spell check is dumb
not sure if trying 1 up  or trying to beat me at my own game
not sure if shes talking to me or flirting with me
oh
not sure if carbon 12 weighs 12 amu or 6 protons
can't tell if sandy hook shooting  or homeland season 2 finale
not sure if you're just somebody i used to know  or if i just met you and this is crazy
Not sure if i hate classes or just school in general
Not sure if its a hoe or she just loves wearing tights
Santa  is it too late to be good?
not sure if really useful or just spam
not sure if my eyes are closed or open...
Not sure if i really want to eat normally or want to hide my anorexia more
not sure if actually uneducated or ironically ignorant
NOT SURE IF ACEING EXAM OR FAILING WITHOUT knowing
Not sure if tired from waking up to early or still drunk from last night.
Not sure if taking initiative or just being a bitchy diva
aTTEMPTING TO GIVE A DAMN
not sure if seat heater is on or i just peed my pants
I'm not sure if devorices make people crazy or if people that get devorices are just crazy
Not sure if happy for you or just jealous
Not sure if texas Or just home
NOT SURE Can i trust you?
not sure if it's really greens birthday or he just wants presents
can you stop see me ? No Problem
nope
Burn the black cake cut off the top and pretend nothing happened
Seems legit...
NOT SURE IF MY GAME IS LAGGING OR IF IM TOO DRUNK TO PLAY THIS GAME
not sure if swag or awkward
Eating Bottlecaps not sure if root beer or cola
Not Sure If Being Raped Or Kim Kardashian Moaning
cant tell if exorcism or just really loud sex
not sure if zebra is white with black stripes or black with white stripes
Not sure if trolling Or can't spell his own name
Not sure if phone is ringing or pocket moved
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BUY TICKETS TO THE NUTCRACKER AT THE DOOR OR ONLINE
unsure if ICECream truck or... ...RINgtone
NOt sure if hungry or just bored
not sure if jonni-ow or gf
NOT SURE IF THAT WAS A COMPLIMENT  OR AN INSULT
Not sure if your going to post on my wall or fB stalk me
Not sure if shone was realy bl'd or if he just trolled us
Not sure if 'liking' show symapathy Or that i like your pain
Not sure if this is legit for you but it's good enough for meh
not shure if lyla is having sex vhit  a robot or yust a ass
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not sure if i should vote for ameena or iman
Not sure if i feel nauseous because i am hungry or because i just drank old milk
Not sure if your gay or just GAY
Not sure if hungover or dying
Not sure if he's laughing for real or just not to make me feel bad
Not sure of what she said or he ?
not sure if it's a bong or a dong
can we please stop talking  about where he lives thanks
not sure if hands smell like soap or like shit
not sure if residents will leave by noon tomorrow or not?
Not sure if Kayaba akihiko is bad guy
NOt sure if people hate united because of their fans or trophies
Shocked by murdered children continues selling guns in supermarkets
Not sure if fans aren't active or my post aren't funny
Not sure if i'm emotional or if i'm a statue
Not sure if tobez or tobz?
Don't Know if That's a Guy In A Dress... Or that girl just doesn't shave...
Not sure if finished test early because i studied hard or just didn't know anything
friend said she can imagine me having sex not sure if i should be flattered or worried
WOULDN'T saying guns kill people  be like  saying forks make people fat?
not sure i'm compiling those report or rewrite the whose DAMN thing again
Not sure if funny or just pathetic
Not sure if you are funny or just stupid
not sure if cute girl is looking at me or staring at the guy beside me
rvp Not sure if Robin Van persie or really valuable player
not sure if black dragons are black normally  or just have burnt themselves
Not sure if jet li or half the asians I've seen
Not sure if john wade just thinks gay offs are funny or if he's actually tempting men to see if they will actually go through with it
Not sure if john wade just thinks gay offs are funny or if he's tempting men to see if they go through with it
Not sure if she looks good  Or it's just the filter
not sure if good hand or just ducks
not sure if he always online facebook or his account stucked
Not sure if troll football or man united haters page
Not sure if troll football or man united haters page
Not sure if extremely weird or mildly crazy
Not sure if shivesh or cheetah
Not sure if racist ...
Not sure if I like her or just want to have sex
Not sure if  i should buy new silverware or wait to see if i get it for christmas
Not sure if everyone stopped saying YOLO Or all of them died
Can't tell if top Or bottom
not sure ib physics is hard or im stupid
not sure if spell check isn't working or if i accidentally spelled the word correctly
not sure if lady gaga or sir gaga
Not sure if meteor                                                       or really fast plane
not sure if physical change or chemical change
Turning Fairway Into more money or money into more fairway?
HMM I'M JUST THINKING YOU ARE UGLY
not sure if home sick or sick of school
Not Sure if Staged Or Actually Crazy
not sure if my computer is slow or if i just have 100 things open at once
Not sure if I’m actually learning in class Or have I just learned how to pass classes over the years?
12.12.12....not sure if i should hate on it or praise it
Not sure if sarcastic or maybe i didn't get the joke
Not SUre if memes are getting better Or there are more people voting for them
not sure if post-its have their own glue or invisible sticky tack
not sure if good christmas present  or just crappy present from best friend
Dabar nebežinau
Not sure if it's good that she doesn't answer Or very very bad
studies history at uon has every lecture in physics building
notsureif srs
Not sure IF GOOD AT STARCRAFT 2  or is just playing protoss
Not sure if i am a background because my face is funny or if the text is funny
Not sure if chocolate or candy!
Not sure if reddit of if fetch just reposts everything he seens on reddit to his facebook page
not sure if she's hurting or enjoying
Not sure if big boned or just fat
KURANG YAKIN SAMA ORANG YANG NAMA NYA ''SAN MEI''
12.12.12.  CANT TELL IF DATE OR DJ MIC CHECK
NOT SURE BUT I THINK THIS IS A SHARED DOCUMENT
NOT sure if toontown will release new content or just more invasions and accessories
Not sure if unlocking your phone Or just checking the time
not sure if cavities  or just ate a oreo
I know where you live
Not sure if i should get offended Or say thanks
not sure if essay is done or i'm done with essay
Not sure if I should be studying or people around me are just panicking
5pm . not sure if maintenance is over or its gonna extend again
Not sure If my jokes are funny or they are just laughing because i am their boss
Not sure if trying to be funny or if running out of comebacks
not sure if stress because of finals or stress because wasting time instead of learning
not sure if diarrhea or just have to fart
Not sure i should be Sad about the ticket Or happy that i am a Fast driver
ΒΑΡΙΕΜΑΙ ΤΙ ΕΙ?ΑΙ ΑΥΤΟ ΠΟΥ ΜΕ ΡΩΤΑΣ?
not sure if alive  or chuck testa
Not sure if im racist or eminem really is just the only decent rapper
TROLL FACE
Not sure if I want coFfee or brains
dunno if end of the world is coming or mayan calendar is missing
Note sure if She said yes or no
Not shure if too tired or too high Nevermind
Not sure if unlock phone or just checkINg Time
Not sure if social services are a peadophile protection ring or... just a bunch of unqualified
Not Sure If ....... Lad or tennis player
Not sure if danh wants a clopping machine or a cloning machine
not sure if tim or aeroplane
everything is on the internet we are on it right now!
Not sure if hacked or you're just a doucebag
NOT SURE IF i'M PROCRASTINATING ON STUDYING OR STUDYING PROCRASTINATION
I'm going out with my cousin.. SMALL ISLAND
Not sure if i'm moving or the water on the beach is moving
Not sure if c# is broken Or is microsoft windows broken?
Not sure if path TOO restrictive or i'm retarded
not sure if studying or looking at memes
NOT sure if Ipad mini or iphone+
NOT SURE IF FRAPE OR SERIOUS
not sure if everybody is a bunch of losers or that i'm just so damn awesome
Not Sure If Hugging or cuddling
Not sure if i should study for finals  or continue my quest to be a pokemon master
Not sure if blessing or curse
Not sure if art or explosion
Can't tell if nike doesn't care because they use sweatshops or if they use sweatshops because they don't care...
Not sure if she thinks i'm funny or just giving me the polite laugh
not sure if bruno mars or police is playing this song
Not sure if i'm just stupid or maths sucks
Not sure if super freak Or u can't touch this
not sure if the music clock started or i entered the CONVENIENCE store
Not sure if there is a lamaze class next door or just a zumba class at a curves
not sure if aaron branche acting or he real gay
Not sure if shit or just really big fart
Not sure if I Don't like you or I'm just really jealous
NOT SURE IF LAWYER OR IF GIRLS JUST DON'T WANT TO KISS ME
not sure if its winter wonderland or a carnival
can't tell if those are long shorts ...or short pants.
not sure if thats fico or a 90's bachata dancer
not sure if extremely awkward or totally badass
NOT SURE IF VOMIT INDUCING  OR GIFT FROM GODS
What to do since i'm home from school a week before my friends? Reddit
not sure if i really love my gf or just love having sex
Not sure if i'm sober or still drunk
not sure if stupid or being sarcastic
Manager! this COFFEE is yellow!
DARNISE IS YOU SMELLING SO
not sure if end of watch or just really long episode of cops
Not sure if pregnant or just really fat
Not sure if mentally retarded or just news feed friends
Not Sure if Actual Radiographic Abnormalities Or Just Bored Radiologists Trying to Mind-F#&% Me
Not sure if jet's broke or pilot's retarded
not sure if transgender or gay guy
Not sure if bored or really tired
Not sure if adderall at work or actually learning
Not sure if i've seen the film or just a Family guy parody of it
Not sure if physics major or just finals beard
NOT SURE IF AARON OR WET HOT SHIT ON THE FLOOR
not sure if bracker is posting song lyrics or contemplating suicide
Not sure if i'm just getting fat or pregnant
Can't tell if professor is an easy grader Or if I'm just good at the subject
not sure if i did something right or if everyone knows how to do it right
Not sure if Had sex change  Or a really ugly woman
not sure
Not sure if shoe hoe poe or show how poe
Not sure if the exam was hard or I didn't study hard enough
Not sure if round eye really knows or eyes are always like this
nOT SURE IF MUBARAK HAS ALOT OF 'ENERGY' OR HE IS JUST THAT SEXY
Not sure if alcoholics or just dedicated to the christmas spirit
Not sure if people actually like my voice Or just say so to be nice
Not sure if I understand the tier system on meme generator
not sure if i understand how memes work
Not sure if cookies or Ham
not shure if old man or Pedofile
Not sure if clothes are wet or just cold
not sure if i spelled right  or just wrong password
not sure if troll or just actually gay
not sure if girl thinks im attractive or i have something on my face
not sure if lzzy is hot... or hot
not sure if we are funny or we're just two retards
Not sure if its michael van gerwen or andy from little britain
Ib economics AHAHAHAHA NO
not sure if hainanese delights or just van mamokhan
not sure if nicki minaj or troll doll
clippers above .500           Lakers below .500 well played mayans
not sure if its skill or hackz
Don't know if test is easy OR I'm getting everything wrong
Not sure if cod or halo
Not sure if my teammates like me because I'm a good player or if they pity me
Not sure if i hate windows or just the people who use it
Not Sure If People are laughing at my joke or me
i take last soda
Not sure if he didn't hear or it was not funny
AM I thinking Or am I Stupid
Not sure if christmas gift or new years gift
Not sure if on purpose Or joking
not sure if hands smell like subway or i stuck them in shit
Not sure if sick luck or high skill
Not sure if getting old or 9gag isn't funny anymore
UR SAING IM DRUNK OFF ALCOHOL nAHHH IM DRUNK OFF U BABY
troll  or legit poster with split personalities
هووووووووشششش بیناموس اینو بخون دهن سرویس بیناموس خودت داری النن میگی که بیناموسی با خوندن این جمله
Not sure if gay or european
Not sure if shagging or freya just laughing
Not sure if you and natalija are good friends or friends with benefits
Not sure if something is tickling my Weiner Or I'm getting a bOner
Hello dennis wong
Not sure if retarded or just from Long Island
Not sure if I should say this is a yearly fee or let him figure it out next year
not sure if i am getting what i want for christmas or just more underwear and socks
wakes up in the 31st century  still no daftpunk tour
not sure if i`m the vegetable  or the ceiling !
So you have some NW branded cups But the Christmas gift guide didn't run And you're not making budget
Not sure if video sucks or just my speakers
not sure if guild wars or league of legends
Can't tell If i'm getting good or if the AEK is way op
Not Sure if cute or just strange
Not sure if nickname or just making fun of my name
hhhmm?  i cant tell if its a retard or a redneck.
Gak yakin kalo rata-rata orang indonesia buka 9 gag ketawa
Not sure if santa claus or father christmas
not sure if being helpful or having epiphany
not sure if everyone in Batiment J is awesome or just one person posting
NOT SURE IF SPRAY TAN OR REALLY JUST A BLACK JAPANESE
kmzway87aa jika kalian tahu kode di atas 
Reading mentions coffeeshop not sure if legit coffeeshop or 'Coffeeshop'
Not sure if I flossed out a chunk of food or a chunk of my gum
not sure if Hanson park or litterbox
not sure if taylor swift will have another album after a month or another breakup
not sure if i can be barbie helps sexism Or Exacerbates it
not sure if suffering from hunger  or suffering from fullness
Not sure If street is wet Or frozen
Not sure if champions league or tennis
mas pq vc  faiz isso?
Can't tell if I'm Actually tired Or Just too hungry to stay awake
not sure if virus or shitty computer
Cant tell if it is just a noise or murderer
Not sure if eating royal jelly Or male excreTion
NOT SURE IF IMPOLITE OR INCONSIDERATE
NOT Sure if Satire or just crazy
cant tell if duck  or just duck face?
not sure if curvy or just boobs
not sure if it hurts my feelings cause its really my only escape out of suicide or i don't care anymore
Idk if he's a good actor or if his balls havent dropped
not sure if that fart was a fart or a turd
Not sure if Nikki Minaj really sounds that bad or if i'm going deaf
I Know like hell that aint THE LAST PEPSI...
Not sure if lying Or if GlaDos really has Cake
was that fart a fart... .. or a turd
not sure if great use of sarcasm or actually likes terrible tv show
Is That A Boy.... Or A Girl??
NOT SURe if i like this place
Not sure if professor is smart or if professor escaped mental institution
Not sure if really good Or just cheating
Can't tell if serious about credible sourCes Or just being nice
not sure if panda.. or charlie the cat
hmmm not sure if panda.. or charlie the cat
E-mail spam was cool in 1990
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR THEY FEAR US
not sure if you're sarcastic or just really stupid
not sure if millions or thousand views
nOT SURE IF SMART OR JUST LUCKY
Not SUre if Troll Or biggest noob
not sure if stupid or just paran
not sure if i like her coz she's hot or i think she's hot coz i like her
Not sure if actually passed or bell curved
not sure if girl isnt into me or doesnt like texting
not sure if transformation picture or got fat and posted pics in reverse
i see
Not sure if sarcasm ...no definitely sarcasm
Global warming they said  Then wtf is going on in the yukon
Not sure if users are confused by out of date docs or if no one bothers to read them and report issues
not sure if i'm good looking or just too damn weird
Not sure if i ever should put a real profile picture or not
Concert day: Not sure if violin 2's are playing really well or just learned ther parts
if olive oil is made of olives... what is baby oil made of?
Not sure if almost christmas break or spring break
not sure if joking Or if they are incredibly stupid
NO MORE WASTEBOOK FOR MASTA RAZZE
Homo neanderthalensis
not sure if... it's a faggot person shooter or a military virtual simulator..?
not sure if shampoo or conditioner next
Not sure if i'm cheap or always broke
Poking suddenly stops. Not sure if writing a message  or just doing something else
not sure if running for exercise or running from someone
not sure if headache because too little sleep or too much
new bf of ex likes comment not sure if actual like or tries to diff
the walking dead is done til february... the world ends in December... touche amc... touche...
euan said enough bultitude not sure if serious or joking
not sure if fat people are fat or skinny people are shrinking
Not sure if snowing Or raining
the CHINESE are good inventors so what am i missing about half closing my eyes
NOT SURE IF JETLAG OR JUST TOO TIRED
Not sure if she found someone else Or I'm just too available
don't know if retarded or serious
not sure if TERRY'S kids   or STERLING'S kids
not sure if it's khouribga or siberia
NOT SURE IF YOU'RE GOING TO UNLOCK THIS IPHONE OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
Daniel can't count to potato? That really pisses me off!!
Not sure if my headphones blew out or the video's shitty quality
Not sure if looking at my boobs or just reading name tag
Not sure if banned or valve servers are down
Kill myself? say I won't.
Not sure if Mood dysregulation disorder or incredible hulk
Not sure if adorable or truly most evil.
not sure if an eyelash or a shard of glass
di ko sure kung gugma or uwag
NOT SURE IF DISNEY CHANNEL IS REALLY SHIT  OR I'M GETTING TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT
A me duket mua apo po vjen fundi i botes
not sure if have to pee or just nervous
Not sure if actually seen or facebook is messing with me
NOT SURE IF No hangover or still drunk
Not sure if getting better at editing or just more apathetic
not sure if angry or just being sarcastic
not sure if constipated or just hate shitting in the port-a-johns
hear polair not sure if roe/redline or actual crime in progress
not sure if tyranids are zerg-like or the zerg are tyranid-like
Not sure if halo 4 is new. or just a futuristic version of call of duty.
not sure if I should mst one of the 5 back row or necrovalley
not sure if thats a walking nose or just robert mirabito
when was the last time i died.....? wait! i did not die! bender always wanted to die....with me....yay!
not sure if friends  or just have nothing better to do
not sure if jail or grayson's house
not sure if photoshopped or awesome skills
not sure if they're gay or they think i look like a woman
watching 2 girls 1 cup Not sure if throw up  or masturbate
Not sure if friend dead or just posts hid by facebook
not sure if mexico's new government  or organized crime on national tv
Not sure if 23 or a hot 14 year old
Not sure if tv needs adjusting or just tom daley has applied even more bronzer
Not sure if trAp is awesome Or worst music ever made
So you're saying i didn't get one of amanda todd's flash pictures and the guy said he said he would send them to everyone?
CHE MINKIA GUADDI?!
not sure if flirting  or just being nice??
Not sure if police sirens are ingame  or if its outside
i'm not sure if can drink enough to make you sexy last time I had to take out a bar loan
theres another guy with his pants hanging off his ass I wonder if he knows that is only ment for prison bitches
NOT SURE IF I THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION OR FOR PRETENDING YOU ARE INTERESTED
Not sure if its a holud ceremony or dance competition
ไม่?น่ใจว่า ?ำลังจัดสเปคเครื่องเล่นเน็ต หรือว่าสเปคเครื่องเล่นเ?ม?ัน?น่
not sure if he doesn't want to leave me ... or the bed
Not Sure If Reddit is Funnier today Or I'm Drunker
Not sure if genuine or bullshit excuse
Editing geology paper
NOT SURE IF I'M GETTING STRONGER OR IF I DID A BAD WORKOUT
Not sure if bike stolen or just forgot where i put it when drunk
not sure if mw2  or mw3
uang gwe abis tetap pake 'poker face'
I cant Tell if thats nanny Mcphee babysitting  Or just leif schanche  dating high school girls
not sure if cult or socialist alternative
Not sure if journal club articles are getting easier Or if I'm getting smarter
Can't tell if sarcastic or serious
not sure if megan lives in chalco or if facebook lies to me
not sure if itunes update or suicide encouragement
Not sure if god loved jesus or just hated him and wanted him to die
not sure if it's a girl or a boy
Not sure if stetz is referring to josh with that status or she is just that desperate...again
Not sure if girl seems quiet and awkward because she likes me or because she doesn't want to talk to me
NOT SURE IF I ENJOY PLAYING EVE OR JUST ENJOY watching spaceships go
NOT SURE IF I NEED Adderall OR JUST A GOOD NAP
not sure if leadership or followship
Not sure if spec'd incorrectly Or just terrible player
not sure if trolling or really didnt understand
Not Sure if nauset is getting dramatic or just becoming a soap opera
Not sure if the course is interesting  or the professor makes it seem like that
not sure if writing funny memes or just really exhausted
Not sure if gonna unlock  or just check the time
NOT SURE IF RYAN OR WILL
not sure if i'm incredibly smart or if everyone is incredibly stupid
not sure if audi or MITSUBISHI
NOT SURE IF THIS IS MATH CLASS OR PATEL FAMILY REUNION
NOT SURE IF PSEUDOPATIENT OR SCHIZOPHRENIC
Not sure if fun or just good graphics
not sure if leela's only eye is a left eye or a right eye
Not sure if the opening chord to 'also sprach zarathustra' or just the heater starting
Not sure you really want to complete challange or just really hungry
not sure if hates me or actually has a legitimate reason to leave
'THE GAME!' I WILL F***ING KILL U!
not sure if i m sad because i don t go at thomas' place anymore or soooooooooo happy because i don t have to face his freaking creepy swedish motherfcuckin evil cat
not sure if crush sends me song cos she likes it or trying to point to deeper meaning in lyrics
Not sure if internet disconnect or he just left me hanging
NOT SURE IF SOMEONE HEARD ME FARTING
Not sure if AFK OR not want to be disturbed
Not sure if I was supposed to get dried thyme Or just fresh thyme
Not sure if good friends or a bunch of drunks
Not sure if nicki minaj..... or rupaul........
Not sure if the world ends next month Or all my food expirAtion dateS are lies
Not SURE IF TISSUES FOR FAP OR TEARS
not sure if FB is for status updates or the new place for group messages?
Not sure if FRIDGE BRILLIANT plotpoint OR AByssmal WRITING
Not sure if mocking or  offering reassurance
NOT SURE IF YOU ACTUALLY LIKE THE SONG or just want to give me a message
Not sure if thinking this way got them rich or getting rich made them think this way
Can't tell if matt clark or simply brick
Not sure if you're ignoring me or shunning me
Can't Tell If Serious Or overly Sarcastic
Not sure if bad fart or just shit pants
Christmas.. Not sure if home alone plays on all tv chanel or if the movie is home alone 2
Not sure if his gf just has a really manly face or she's actually a man
not sure if  ?لول ولا ثوار
not sure if picking troll or troll picking
Not sure if super creepy or incredibly awesome.
Not sure if you share a video because you like it or just beacause you want to get a lot of likes.
Not sure if you're going to unlock this s3 OR JUST CHECk THE CLOCK
Not sure if they like me or THEY JUST COME TO MY PLACE FOR THE BEER
Not sure if log or general chat thread
he cleaned the kitchen again he must want frutti
not sure if player or gay
NoT SUre if JSFiddle Down or internet very slow
NOT SURE IF TAKING FOREVER TO LOAD OR FORGOT TO TERMINATE LOOP
not sure if people are just sitting in facebook or are awake for other reasons
Not sure if trolling or just really dumb
Not Sure if interested or just wants a free dinner
Can't tell if fighting or mating
not to sure if david parry or oxford dictionary
Not sure if reddit is filled with  very generous people or just asshats trying to acquire enough karma to win the lottery
not sure if i don't know how to talk to girls or just ugly
Not Sure If Tyler Petersen Or Michael Jordan
Can't tell if asian persuasion or squinting really hard
Not sure if like womens volleyball
not sure if i should comment or just leave the chat
im not sure if tom cruise  or the joker
Not sure if me being avewsome or Vittorio being even more awesome
Not sure if boring lecture or just tired
Not sure if high on lsd or watching daft punk music videos
Not sure if you're going To unlock me Or you're just checking the clock
not sure if hungry or just got the munchies
Not Sure if Peter Campbell or Bill Gates
not sure if just lucky or global warming
sono io o volpe &#232; stupida
Cant tell if he likes me or if he' s just being nice
woke up from neighbour's alarm clock at 5:30 AM. Not sure if to go back to sleep or execute evil bloody revenge
Not sure if provoking or just mentally unstable
Not Sure if I'm the fanboy because i like all the star wars films or they are because they don't
Work to live or live to work? hmm
NOT SURE IF REALLY UGLY MOUSTACHE OR MOVEMBER
not sure if cheerless or just serial killers
not sure if that's cthulhu  or a man got stuck in a octopus
Not sure if life is falling apart or i'm just really tired
Not sure if low budget movie or high budget porno
Not sure if delusional or just really retarded
Not sure if Project forked over 100 times is a show of success OR THAT I BUILD IT WRONG AND everyone is trying to fix it
Not Sure if He Hates Mormons Or If He's Jewish
Not Sure if they have closed-head injuries Or if They Actually enjoy 'Christmas shoes' song
NOT SURE IF HE GETS THE JOKE OR JUST TYPING NORMALLY
Not sure if Atlantis  or cathays
NOT SURE IF YOU REAL OR NOT SO YOU GOTTA GTFO
not sure if fraped or just an idiot
not sure if the homework is simple or I'm delusional from sleep deprevation
Not sure if Mason Crosby Or Ray Finkle
NOT SURE IF ZOMBIES HAVE INVADED UMSOD OR IF FINALS HAVE BEGUN
Can't tell if fractals are everywhere or just losing sanity
not sure if trolling or mentally challenged
Not sure if weird translation or just japanese weirdness
Not sure if 15... or 25 years old
not sure if i reached the end of the internet
Not sure if studying too much or EXPERIENCING hypothyroidism
non so se avere paura della fine del mondo... o della bacheca di facebook del giorno prima
CALLS THEMSELVES A UNION HAS ZERO UNION VALUES
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NOT SURE IF SPELT wRONG ON PUROPSE OR DiLIBERATE
not sure if god works all the time and rests on sunday or otherwise
I think my brain Died a little
not sure if some guys are stubborn or just plain stupid
Not sure if sexy or Cannibalism
not sure  if i understand math
not sure if talking to very hot chick or me just really drunk
not sure if im overqualified or to stupid for this job
not sure if my friends like my status because they are glad my dog died or they don't care enough to take three seconds to leave a comment
not sure if im making sense or danial has poor understanding
Not sure if it was only gas or something else came with it!
Not sure if have a happy birthday or never have to worry
Not sure if Mr.brown is happy to see me or He just wants me to sit down and shut up
Not sure if boy or girl
not sure if mick foley's entrance or alberto del rio wrecked his car
Not sure if gangnam style  passing justin bieber is a sign things are getting better
Not SurE IF PSY is Cool Or Whole WorlD HaS 'JuMpED THE SHARK'
Not sure if passed  or just failed english 1301
gua gk percaya cjr itu boyband atau buronan maho yg dikejar polisi?
not sure if elvis is born in india or born in amsderdam
Not sure if trolling or hasn't seen toy story 3
Not sure if being sarcastic or is in the fact the biggest nerd!
Not sure if gay men hit on beacause of my looks or because i drive a station wagon
not sure if pregnant or just fat
not sure if it's paula trolling or just drunk janet
not sure if account hacked or coming out of the closet
NOT SURE IF FRENCH FRIES OR JUST WEIRD HUMANS
Not sure if racist or just stating facts
Not sure if milking sloth or slow internet
not sure if black friday came early this year  or thanksgiving specials
The best time to do nothing but talk about the drama in your life
Not sure if calm because i studied enough or because i don't care anymore
not sure if lio augusto  or fernando pessoa
not sure if he is gay or just very desprate
Not sure if i'm a photographer or I just have an overpriced camera
Black friday no brasil tudo pela metade do dobro
Not sure if gay or friendzoned
Not sure if he thinks I'm a communist or he thinks I like to party...
not sure if people complain about dolphins really care about them or just upset coz parents won't take them to s.e.a aquarium
NOT SURE IF FRIDAY OR FRY DAY
not sure if code has a bug or os/ide/compiler/linker is malfunctioning
steve jobs or bill gates
Not sure if Willy or yoda
NOT SURE IF SHE IS JUST SENDING ME A GOOD MUSIC VIDEO OR GIVING ME A SUBLIMINAL MESSAGE WITH THE LYRICS
Not sure if I leave because I'm busy Or I just need an excuse to get away
Not sure if i'm better at writing an essay at 1am or if i'm tired enough to believe my own bullshit
not sure if roofied or too much turkey
Not sure if dissertation proposal or random positivist deductive interpretivist SYLLABLES on paper
not sure if fat because of thanksgiving or was already fat
Can't tell if made of plastic Or just wearing too much makeup
not sure if rgiii  or predator
NOT SURE IF JUST A FART OR DIARRHEA
Can't tell if it's a friend or a pedophile
Not sure if I'm wishing you a 'Happy birthday' or if people are spamming on a social media website for no reason
Not sure if I'm wishing you a 'Happy birthday' or if people are spamming you instead
Not sure if i watched twilight cuz MY GF WANTED OR CUZ I LIKED IT TOO
Not sure if angry that a new twilight movie came out Or happy that there will never be another one
Not sure if serious Or trying to be funny
Not sure if 'Just a second' is a minute.
NOT SURE IF AGREED BECAUSE THEY UNDERSTOOD OR JUST AGREED BECAUSE THEY DONT UNDERSTAND
Not Sure if Lego Games Are getting difficult Or Glitching Immensely
So tell me  How did you lose to Gold Coast and gws
not sure if homo or really awesome
not sure if brian or asian. am pretty sure my t9 sucks
ur complaining about the weed tax  but u never buy weed anyway
Not sure if lying or just high
not sure is that a  dude or chick
not sure if i should answer or decline
Not sure if Chelsea  OR CHELSACK
Not sure if CFC stands for Chelsea Football Club  Coach Firing Club
Don't know if  flirting or breathing
Sometimes a joke is not intended to make you laugh.  IT IS INTENDED TO MAKE YOU THINK..
Not sure if girlfriend annoyed or just distracted
not sure if flirting or making it painfully obvious she is too good for me
Not sure if that's a tumor. Or just a fat person.
NOT SURE IF PITCHFORK OR APPLE STORE
Can't tell if asking for a commission or just stating the fact about troikas.
Not sure if its Thanksgiving  or Christmas
Not sure if more lazy or finishing everything more quickly
So tell me How did you lose to GOLD COAST ang Gws?
should I get the taco or the pizza
not sure if contrabass clarinet or medieval battering ram
not sure if the laugh was real or sarcastically fake
NOT SURE IF WARM AND FUZZY FEELING OR ON SIGHT OF A HEART ATTACK
Not sure if this is a paddling pool OR someone has forgotten to put the bath towel down
I don't always make memes BUT WHEN I DO
Not sure if Andrea Pirlo or dr. anton sokolov
NOT SURE IF NHLPA IS GONNA MAKE A SERIOUS OFFER  OR FEHR IS JUST GONNA OFFER THE SAME THING
not sure if lucky or a glitch in the matrix
Not sure if Holland code is anti-military or just doesn't cover everything
not sure what im painting or is that a stick
Not sure if SAS still an airline Or management put Fritz Schur in charge of their  retirement fund
Can't Tell if Trolling or just very Stupid
Not sure if bangladesh team powderful or malaysian team getting weak
Not sure if sarcasm... or truthfully cool..?
Not sure if those are cabinet handles Or If I am growing Deer Antlers
Not sure if cutler is the whole offense or if whole offense sucks
not sure if dubstep is terrible or i am not high enough to tell
not sure if retarded or just stupid
$> make $> ...
Not sure if I type really slowlly or everyone else types reaaly fast
not sure if i actually look good in a shirt or girlfriend says that so other girls dont find me attractive
NOT SURE IF ITS A FEVER OR JUST A HANGOVER
Not sure if art magazine Or colorful toilet paper
Not Sure if I should use Paper Towels Or Dog
Not sure if real or just frape
Not sure if ignoring me  Or didn't see me
not sure if south-african or australian
Not sure if i actually like or just randomly clicking stuff
Not sure if pr event or weird russian spam
The moar i look at this appointment code... I don't even see how it works in the first place
Not sure if leslie's feet are sexy Or I'm just a Dirty Bastard
not sure if my computer is super clean or my antivirus is not working at all
Not sure if she really wants to be friends Or if she is just blowing me off
Not sure If lazy or tired
NOT SURE IF I KNOW ALL THE TRIVIA NIGHT ANSWERS OR IF I'm JUST A REALLY GOOD GUESSER
not sure if being sarcastic or diplomatic
Not sure if you're going to unlock the phone or just checking the time
not sure if i'm umes siva or she just wants the d
Not sure if Mikes comments are funny or consistantly making fun of my intelligence
not sure if artist is idiot or genius
Not sure if Chinese tea Or Chinese pee
Not sure if zebra or robby in a  z-bra
can't tell if it's kevin durant or jamie foxx
Not sure if she really wants to be my friend or if I just got blown off
Am I achy and lethargic because I slept all day? OR DID I SLEEP ALL DAY BECAUSE I'M ACHY AND LETHARGIC?
Not sure if Staging sit in or waiting for black friday rollbacks
not sure if cop or an old lady in a crown vic
Not sure if i know what you're talking about or if i just don't care
can't tell if I Drunk or just dan...
Not sure if smart  or dumb
not sure if you're unlocking phone or just checking time
nOT SURE IF HIDDING ON CHAT OR JUST BEING SO LITTLE TIME
Not sure if the clock rings in or rings out
DRINKING ORANGE JUICe: NOT SURE IF flesh or ...
not sure if coffee make me sleepy or awake
not sure if named after a meal or if parents just lack creativity
NOT SURE IN IN VERY DEEP LIKE  OR IN SHALLOW LOVE
not sure if your just stupid or a 37year old nut case!
Not sure if Mathias hates me.. or just Jaelous
not sur insult or awesome compliment
not sure if she's too optimistic or i'm too pessimistic
Not sure if i want you to call or no
NOT SURE if JUST FARTED OR OLD FART CLINGING TO CLOTHES
Not sure if hacked or serious
gak yakin kalo orang gendut itu jogging atau karena gak bisa lari
Not sure if  lack of Twinkies is a coincidence Or a very accurate prediction
that akward moment where one of your nuts recesses into your body and you dont know if its gunna....come back....
Not Sure if Compliment Or attempt to win over with flattery
I may not watch A lot of cartoons But futurama is pretty good
not sure if facebook is a place for friends or stangers.
Cant tell if its Lacee Or just world class supermodel
Not sure if trolling or  leetprogamer
Not sure if voting page posts are getting better or I'm just getting more drunk
Can't tell if Carl's phone diEd Or if she's ignoring me
I see what you did there. You forgot to watch PewDiePie's new videos.
Not sure if really
not sure if trolling or crossfit
not sure if i used a condom last night
not sure if miltos is gay or i got used calling him one
Not sure if girlfriend is moaning because she's enjoying the sex or she's in pain
Not sure if girl is joking or it's a secret verbal bitchslap
Not sure or just unsure
end of b'ak'tun 13 or first law school finals
Not sure if I hate group work Or I hate the people in ThE group
Not sure if cheater or pro
CHECKS IF DRESS IS rEally SEE-THROUGH KINDA DISAPPOINTED
Not Sure if Romantic Movies Or Songs list
NOT SURE IF SHE'S MAD AT ME OR IN A REAL BAD MOOD
Not sure if troll or 9 year old
Not sure iF Guillermo is trolling Or telling the truth
Not sure if awful trance or decent dubstep
Not sure if pooh convention or town of pooh
not sure if iOS 6 or ios Vista
Not sure if its chris kaman or Techno Viking
not sure if its chris kaman or techno viking
Not sure if trolling or just dumb
not sure if i'm having an easy day because i'm delegating or it's because i don't have any meetings
Not sure if I should buy guns and move to montana or realize there is no socialist zombie apocalypse
not sure if fun-fact is real or i don't understand sarcasm
not sure if real fun-fact  or i don't get sarcasm
NOT SURE IF i SEE DEAD PEOPLE OR SIMPLY BRAINDEAD
NOT SURE IF HE IS AWAY OR PLAYING SC AGAIN
not sure if queer or just subscribing to popular androgynous fashion ideals
Not sure if heartfelt birthdaycard.. or crappy last minute birthdaycard
Not sure if she ignores me because she hates me or just intimidated by my good looks
Not sure if i hate bankers because they are rich or because i'm poor
not sure if i need a haircut or make my hair even more pointier
Not sure if that guy is just very small or very far away
not sure if that's palestine or FAIL-ASTINE
not sure if horror movie is scary or my hangover is kicking in
Not sure if playing hard to get or not interested
NOT SURE IF PREGNANT OR JUST A FAT GIRL
nOt sure if that&#180;s a prom2012 december reuinion  or just hangover part 3
Not sure if He's not really into facebook or AM I on his 'restricted' list
NOT SURE IF CMA IS CARRYING OR IF AFK SCARAB TOO STRONK
Not sure if you're reading this or just scrolling down the page
not sure if smiling cuz she likes me or just doing her job
Not sure if Bot Or
Not sure if that small dude is holding a pint glass or a shot glass
Not sure if statistics  or just magic
Not sure if adorable Or just got friendzoned
Not sure if facebook chat is broken Or if no one wants to talk to me
not sure if getting friendzoned or just becoming better friend
Not sure if looking at something in distance Or eyes just hurt from reading to many memes
Not sure if it was brought up organically Or she is subtley telling me she is taken
not sure if high or just asian
not sure if i unlock  or just see the time
Not Sure If page will be successful if i don't uploads memes on it...
Not sure if GT is an engineering school with a drinking problem or if it's a drinking school with an engineering problem
not sure if harsh bastard or funny guy
DON'T EVER VISIT MEMEGENERATOR IF I WANT TO GRADUATE? I'LL JUST PRETEND YOU NEVER SAID THAT.
not sure if the light switch is on or off for me to change the bulb
not sure if running game  or just a simp
Not sure if girlfriend likes new haircut  or is just being nice.
not sure if jabba the hut or gary from teen mom
NOT SURE IF TEAM WORK  OR FIGHT OVER GARBAGE CAN
hollywood undead and mac miller marathon on radio what kind of trickery is this
NOT SURE IF THATS A BIG BLACK TATTOO OR THATS HIS CHEST HAIR
not sure if random fireworks or neighbors getting robbed
Gak Yakin orang orang niat ikut tahlilan atau cuma mau ambil bungkusanya doang
not sure if kevin hart or a midget
Not sure if scared or extremely aroused
not sure if text did not send or there are no delivery reports
not sure if the meat was old or i just need to shit
not sure if text did not send or they haven't replied yet
Not sure if headache's from too much coffee or too little
NOT SURE IF BAYERN IS PLAYING A GOOD SEASON OR GOMEZ IS JUST HURT.
not sure if bad test taker or just stupid
NOT SURE IF ADREIA DYED HER HAIR RAINBOW  OR THE RAINBOW DYED ITS HAIR ADREIA
NOT SURE IF IRONY OR JUST PLAIN STUPID
not shure if Gomez is retarded or if he just makes bad jokes
Not sure if celebrating diwali or lipa still hasn't restored power
not sure if cincidence or on purpose
Not sure if e sharP Of F flat
Not sure if gorgeous or beautiful
not sure if i should buy halo 4 or just break my CONTROLLER now
not sure if philosophical or just pretentious
can't tell if insane Rapist or Hipster
Stayed up too late? Or got up too early?
Not sure if school or secret phone recycling business
not sure if lmao or lmfao
not sure of thin
Not sure if it's summer or winter
I dont know if im playing nfs most wanted or burnout paradise
Not sure if mrs dayal is having a seizure  or just adjusting her sleeves
Not sure if server has crashed or is down for maintenance
Not sure if douche boss is pissed today or every day
Not sure if can't solve portal puzzle or just terrible at first-person shooter
not sure if iv become more attractive or college girls are jst sluts
NOT SURE IF THE 'WAD OF THREE' IS A MUSCLE GROUP OR INGREDIENTS FOR A RECEIPE
Not Sure if transformer  or engine
Not sure if liking because they don't like game requests either or because it says sex
finn the human with robot arm cool? i think not...
Not sure if you actually agree with me or you are just being sarcastic
not sure if tyler is being a fag or its just another day
not sure if gf is right Or if she is just trying to fight about something.
not sure if I am actually starting to get good at dynamics or I just looked up too many answers in the solution manual
Not sure if ugly woman or good looking shemale
Can't tell if black man... or racist asian
not sure if i'm attractive or just british
Not sure if guys won't talk to me because i'm Ugly or because i'm gorgeous
not sure if i emailed you because i was drunk or on ambien
not sure if he is fat or just trying to reinvent gravity
Not sure to upvote content because it's /r/WTF Or downvote because it's Too messed up
Not sure if falling out of fandom or if take me home is just not that great
Not sure if bish car park Or seagull toilet?
not sure if trying or just shit at dps?
not sure if trolling or just stupid
Shouldn't You  be studying ?
Not sure if she is a Tranny?  Or Just really good at soFtball
not sure if real epic fail or fake shit
Not Sure if wants the d or the H.W.
Not sure if the Griffins never understand stewie or only when he is talking about killing and world domination
Not sure if great Or really bad
Do i need glasses? or am i a idiot?
Not sure if the timeline resistance is laying low or all just got timeline
Not sure if i still interested for eRepublik Or jUST regret the time what i spent here
not sure if i always come back at bad times or there's just never any good ones
Not sure if Insane or crazy
sei fatto mane tu o sono fatto male io
Not sure if she's opening up to me because she finally considers me as a potential boyfriend or because i have reached a new level of friendzone
not sure if meme is complete or just
NOT SURE IF GOOD THING OR BAD THING
not sure if craving ramen or just asian noodle
Not Sure if I'm having a conversation or am watching unicorns in a socratic debate
Not sure if garrett young  Or a ginger turtle
not sure if it's a bum or a hipster participating in no-shave-november
Not sure if facebook has really good ads Or if following me everywhere
Not sure if people like me for who i am Or they just like me for my boobs
not sure if blind or retarded
Not sure if parents like denzel washington or just think I'm an alcoholic
Not sure weather memegenerator is loading slow or if im using internet explorer
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD TROLL RANDALL... Or Sent pary invite at midnight
Not sure if mike tomln or will.i.am from the black eyed peas
Not sure if shorthop and jux are the same person or just very similar
You are a child of god you are welcome anywhere
che minkia guaddi? cazzi tua mai??
Not sure if mr krabs Or extremely jewish fast food restaurant manager
Not sure if banging or cuddling
Not sure if nORTH dAKOTA oR hOTH
NOT SURE i like her that much or just cant cope with rejection
it seems you had a b-day
Not sure if 'good guy product' author is a real customer or a company marketer
Not sure if first touch or one touch pass
not sure if youre a girl or just a cross dresser
not sure you wanna go to Ptsb library to study or stalking hot girl...
not sure if emergence day or bad case of stomach flu
Cant tell if she really wants me too Or is just telling me too stop making memes
Not sure If i Want to unlock This iPhone  Or check the clock
Not sure if my info is being used to unite my like-minded patriots or to spam me.
not sure if speech impediment or if that's just what mos def sounds like when he raps
You say somethIng? I'm skeptical.
Not sure if I have a dirty mind Or I'm just dirty
te tengo pillao
not sure if it's just bad lighting or if just really desperate for sex
Not sure if two good defenses or just sloppy offense
Not Sure if facebook friend actually invited me to play that game or if the game did
not sure if romney lost or obama won
Not sure if I'm going blind or video is in 240p
NOT SURE IF GAY COUPLE FROM MAINE OR AUSTRIANS
NOT SURE IF GAY COUPLE FROM MAINE OR AUSTRIANS
Not sure if it's my own sweat or the cat shit
Not sure if matters or not matters
not sure if you're going to unlock this phone or just checking the clock
NOT SURE IF POSTERS ARE STUPID OR SPONGEBOB IS GAY
NOT SURE IF TALKING ABOUT METISSE DOUDOU ETC OR HILL G NABZ ETC
NOT SURE IF I UNDERSTAND THIS
NOT SURE IF RETARDED OR SIMPLY BORED
not sure if absent because of sickness or on vacation
not sure if serious or just mocking
Not sure if women is pregnant or just got fat
Not sure if kid or midget
not sure if system is frozen or ad server is slow
Not sure if i ate my hamburger or if it was intercepted by warlords
You don't like me back? ...But i'm awesome
nOT SURE IF WE TROLL ANARCHY OR hE TROLLS US ?
N&#195;o tenho a certeza se foi uma ret&#243;rica ou se achas que eu podia ter encontrado isto na net
not sure if fireworks or gunshots
Not sure if I treat babies like puppies or puppies like babies
not sure if backups really failed or consoles really hate 6am too
Not sure what you liked The status or the link
not sure if school fees is being spent on our education Or parsley
Not sure if gildarts or Shanks
not sure if kobil or libok
Cant tell if its time to study... ...Or time to nap...
not sure if you are going to unlock your phone or just check the time
not sure if she likes me or just thinks i am ridiculous
Not sure if urge to add more butter is french or Southern
NOT SURE IF I FIND 'KIDZ BOB' GOOD OR I'M HIGH
Not sure if school fees are going towards teachers or parsely
Not Sure if funny pics or taking a shit
not sure if unphotogenic or just ugly
not sure if i should take the money or the trackpot
not sure if those classes are for fassion or if they really need them
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD HANG WITH THE GUYS TONIGHT OR PICK UP SOME LADIES OR I CAN SIT  AND WATCH TWO AND A HALF MEN TO SOLVE MY FRIENDSHIP PROBLEMS
Not sure if i should tell you or you should figure out yourself thT YOUR'RE BEING Adopted
not sure If going vegan will get me laid
not sure if weed makes me want to listen to reggae or if reggae makes me want to smoke weed
Not sure if Link Spammer Or sense of humor
NOT SHURE IF .com or .net
not sure if i'm going to unlock my phone or just checking my clock
Not sure if people have problems with xenon or xenon has problems with people
not sure if damp jogging pants is sweat or urine
NOT SURE IF PERN BEING GOOD GUEST OR JUST WHIPPED
not sure if zelaya tries to look ugly or if its just natural. No its natural
cant tell if thats brian scalabrine or mr. o'connor
Not sure if Semester getting easier or forgetting to do my homework
Not too sure 'if trolling' or just 'trolling'
Not sure if jagi is fat or really fat
Not sure if Inbetweeners is on tv or on facebook
Not sure if she's checking me out or is my fly down
Not sure if the university is turning into brothel or a casino
not sure if your technology jargon is legit or just made up words
Not sure if really market cui or...
Not sure if being serious about my sense of humour  or sarcastic
Not sure if military time or went to the future...
new code bug? or development 'fixed' something...
not sure if morning breath or a cat shit in my mouth
Not Sure If test was easy or if i just failed it
Not sure if On line for gas or in traffic
not sure if i don't like dubstep or just skrillex
NOT SURE IF FACEBOOK IS REAL OR JUST MOST ELABORATE PUNKING EVER
No Sure if trying to be funny or just confuse me
Not sure if there are that many pot smokers Or drug dealers forgot to vote
NOT SURE IF I FIND IT COOL OR A BIT STUPID
not sure if the world is really getting worse or if as i grow up my perception is only changing
not sure if my abs hurt or is it my liver failing
Not sure if  internet buffering or not working
not sure if v is for voltage
NOT SURE if too much to do or just  tired
Not sure if he hate cookies or muffins
Not sure if Ghetsis or Dennis
Not sure if election or national opinion day
she locked her timeline not sure if she wants me to message her
not sure if facebook or fox news
Not sure if Actual election results Or Nate Silver's predictions
NOT SURE IF GROWING NEW BEARD OR JUST TOO LAZY TO SHAVE
ass muscles are so sore not sure if it's from running or sex
not sure if i stink or everybody else does
Wait was that door always there?
can't tell if serious or no common sense?
Don't Know if i'm suspecting or i'm chinese
Not sure if im gay Or if i just like justin beiber
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR JUST REALIST
not sure if i want to go to class or miss it again
Cloud Atlas What did i just watch?
Not sure if something is complimentary or just INCLUDED in the bill
NOT SURE if my brother really loves me or he wants something from me
annie is on 9gag to much just likes to say trololo
Not sure If business is a joke   or not
not sure if it's lmyaghri or valdes
not sure if it's election day or the american idol finale
Not sure if world is ending or people on base are blowing shit up
not sure if hot or just young
GET A JOEL S. BLUEMINE CONFIG IS SUSPECT
Not sure if my friends are dead or playing halo 4
Lost some followers probably vegans
not sure if a furry or really really likes cats
not sure if deformed dog monster  or just gina hyena
not sure  if greenland green or iceland icy
not sure if someone PLAYS COD TO BE COOL
not sure if joking  or just stupid
Epic Sarcasm Or Massive Idiot?
Asks stupid question please advise
Not sure if You're going to unlock this ipod Or just checking the clock
not sure if its Vickie Guerrero or a trash bag
CAN'T TELL IF ........ Meh just can't tell
Not sure if fireworks Or gunfire
not sure if i want to post this or not
Can't tell if trolling or just german
Not sure if I hate monday or if i just miss the weekend
Guy Fawkes in West auckland Not sure if fireworks or gun shots
guy fawkes night in west auckland not sure if fireworks or gun shots
Not sure if getting over her or just in denial
GW GA YAKIN tukang joki kapsul emang niat ikhlas joki kapsul atau gara' bayarannya?
look at him cuffin hoes
NOT SURE IF EXCHANGE 2010 IS SHIT OR IF THE PERSON WHO SET IT UP IS AN IDIOT
Not sure if here for awesome tricking class or for the trampoline afterwards
not sure if i see a nightmear or this is just school
not sure if super saiyan or just dumb blonde.
Not Sure if he  force staffed me out purposely or failed
Not sure if sarcasm Or is he being serious
Not sure if trolling or just a jerk
Not sure if band student  Or soldier on the battlefield
Not sure if mono Or Daylight savings time
I dont wanna think anymore or do i...
Not sure if gluten free pancake mix Or just a bag of sand
not sure if faye or stray dog
NOT SURE IF watching titans vs bears or rugby
not sure if gremlin or nicki minaj
Not sure if square is stupid or trollin
not sure if i like hunting or just like killing
not sure if that would be a good or bad idea
Not sure if meme not funny cause I don't get it Or cause it's stupid
not sure if you're going to unlock this ipod or just checking the clock
not sure if 11:50 or 12:50
Not sure if giant fart or small shit
I see you have attempted to troll me Verily And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains!
not sure if bird or just really old dinosaur
not sure if sure or unsure
Not sure if dying Or just hungover
i Seen You Delete  That Pic Becuz It Got No Like You Not Low
Not sure if too much coffee is possible or not
grows own weed smokes so much still has to buy
not sure if brilliant mind or scumbag memory
not sure if hungover or just feel sick after seeing what i woke up next to this morning
I'm smexy and  i know it
Not sure if me or the bus
DID SOMETHING NICE; NOT SURE IF I'M A GOOD PERSON OR JUST BORED
not sure if toy or next level
Not sure if neighbors having sex or started a zoo
not sure if.. australian
not sure if malfunction  or speed trap
Not sure if unlocking Phone Or just checking the time
Not sure if your serious or just really sarcastic
can't tell if nick van auken's being serious or just messing with me...
Not sure if japanese or korean or vietnamese or chinese or phillipino or malaysian or cambodian or thai or mongolian or indonesian or lao or singaporean or burmese
Not sure if i was added to this group do to empathy or just pity
not sure if they are very stupid or i am very smart
not sure if alasdair is sarcastic or serious
dont know if dylan has given up or is thinking of a comeback
Not sure if meme generator is slow or broken
Note sure if serious or joking
Not sure if its a fat person's arm or a fat person's leg
Not sure if he's telling the truth or just a skilled liar
not sure if i should shoot shotgun upstairs or try and go to sleep
not sure if peta's trolling or just dark.
not sure if friendzoned or not
Kentucky Football Tickets... or Suicide booth?
not sure if you're dumb or just retarded
Not sure if he wants to jump me or he just wants to stalk me
Not sure if watching hurricane damage footage Or Romney explain to ny/nj his views on why FEMA is bad.
not sure if i want ta miss bajantube bash  bare meat gine get pull down dah
Not Sure if I like Psytrance or just drugs
Not sure if I did well on that test or if I failed with flying colors
not sure if sluts or halloween
Not sure if power-up or enemy bullet
Not sure if poe or really serious
not sure if John thacker or bob kelso
not sure if had a brilliant idea or just to sleepy to recognize its shityness
not sure if i appreciate it or just think it is a crappy comparison
Not sure if they are happy with me that I've found an apartment or they're just happy that i'm gone
everyone calm down! Jerome is in trinidad
Not sure if I know you Or you're just a fb friend
Not sure if hungry or just gas
Not SURE IF gRANTLEIGH AMAZING OR FELIXTON JUST THAT BAD
Not sure if birthday or just a reason to get drunk
CAN'T TELL IF PSY FOR HALLOWEEN OR JUST ASIAN IN A SUIT
not sure if girls at college are really attractive or if i'm just really single
Don't know if it is gay OR JUST NOT MANLY
Not sure if Lose has 1 o or 2.
not sure if wife thinks I'm gay or just trolling on FB
Not sure if im being funny or im just so stupid its perceived as such
not sure if noise is passing cars  or steven playing video games
not sure if upper case I or Lower case i
not sure if richard sherman or waka flocka
Not sure if slenderman or just a guy riding a bike
Not sure if shes flirting or just messing with my head
NOT SURE IF DRESSED UP OR JUST CRAZY
Not sure if movie reference Or actually serious
Not sure if I should be happy to see bipartisanship or sad that it makes me so happy
not sure if you're going to unlock this iphone or just checking the clock
Not sure if hipster or just a normal bag
Can't tell if you're a christian that hates religion or just an awesome athiest
not sure if ulmus or betula
not sure if windows 8 or windows phone
Not sure if 5-7 is a good attacking peformance Or a shocking defensive one
Not sure if toast is brown or just whole wheat
NOT SURE IF COSTUME OR NORMAL ATTIRE
Not sure if kids in costume or monsters
Not sure if snake in his pants or just happy to see me
Not sure if I'm driving past the red light district or just girls in halloween costumes
not sure if female  or just male
ל? בטוח ?? ?ני עושה עבודה גרועה ?ו שהדרישות ממש נמוכות
not sure if costume or part of art school wardrobe
not sure if crow or raven
Not sure if actually hungry or just avoiding studying
Not sure if gybe's new album is bad Or their 2000 album completely perfect
Not sure if looking forward to new star wars movies  Or worried for the overkill of the franchise
Not sure if Im worried about the blackout Or How Im Going to charge my phone
Not sure if commentator said giroud or djourou
Not sure if bad make up or halloween costume
this isn't where i parked my car
Global warming Don't know if it's me or it's warming up right here?
NOT SURE IF IT'S A CLOWN OR... A GIRL WITH TOO MUCH MAKEUP
I 'M NOT SURE IF READING ARSENAL IS A FOOTBALL OR A HANDBALL MATCH
not sure if op is really stupid or still drunk
you 2 seconds after a goal  AND BEFORE THE COMMENTATOR SHOUT goallll
Not sure if Guys at gym are staring because I'm a girl Or if they're just not used to new people there
NOT SURE  IF  IM A  PSYCHOPATH OR  A SOCIOPATH  OR  JUST  PLAIN CRAY CRAY
Not sure if genius Or classe is full of retard
not sure if gay for watching twilight or watching twilight because i'm gay
sleeping Facebook Or Hurricane facebook?
not shure if joking  or kidding
NOT SURE IF YOU'RE GOING TO UNLOCK OR JUST CHECKING THE TIME
Not sure if Interested in enriching their life through the arts Or Flirting
Not sure if god is mad that jersey shore is ending Or mad that it existed at all
when i'm the only one that didn't cry while watching up
Can't tell if getting sick or just nicotine withdrawals
not sure to see the   presidental debate or the world series
When the f**k did everyone Become so good at zombie make-up for halloween?
Not Sure if your even reading this
Not sure if glad I'm not in NYC or mad I'm not in nyc
Osama hid for about 10 years does that mean that he is the hide-and-seek champion
not sure if lecturing or reading from autobiography
is it just me or is WLF a waste of time
Not sure if Homeless or Computer SCientist
Not sure if really mature for my age or roommates are actually children in college-student disguises..
tired enough to drink 5 cups of coffee when i get to work doesn't wake up until 5 minutes before going home
Not sure if you saw that on Facebook Or you just restated my text
swears to god is atheist
Not sure if I'm volunteering  or was voluntold to to volunteer.
you dont like the chicago bulls you like snapbacks
Can't tell if hurricane or snoring
not sure if it's still eid or parents just preparing for hurricane
Not sure if Davina Ruiz... Or Daryl Raymond
Not sure if commuting... or just slow
Not sure if lost power because of hurricane sandy or forgot to pay national grid bill
Mom brings you coffe Tells you that your lazy
Not sure If im friends with music lovers or drug addicts.
Not sure if neighbors are moving furniture or Dubstep
i wonder if that's just a little sweat or i just didn't wipe good this morning...
not sure if deaf or dumbass
Not sure if trolling or leprachaun-ing
Not Sure WHETHER to Say or not  BUt EiD MubarIk on 3rd day
Not sure if shes just fat or pregnant
not sure if she's pregnant or just fat.
i 'm in condition to drive wait!shouldn't listen to myself...i'm drunk
not sure if that's a pig or honey boo boo child or they're the same thing
not sure if good meme creater or just some stoned idiot
Not sure if bob or bob troll
not sure if trolling or stupid european crab
CANT TELL IF THEY LIKE PANCAKES OR THEY ACTUALLY WANT TO GO TO REDWHEEL WITH ME
Not sure if the most pitiful defense ever Or every other teaM has superhuman offense
gIRLS WHY DID YOU FACETIME ME
GULLIBLE ACTUALLY IS ON THE CEILING? aND YOU EXPECT ME TO LOOK?
not sure if this is real love or just part of the holidays experience
not sure if I should be happy that school's cancelled or worried about Hurricane Sandy
Not sure if being serious  or being an ass
Not sure if clever sarcasm Or legitimate excitement
ho gave mrs elliott a teaching degree?
Not sure if i should do my homework now or do it all on tuesday night
SQUINTS AT COMPUTER SCREEN CAN'T TELL IF PAYOLA IS JUDGING ME
Not sure if annoying or too funny to properly appreciate
not sure if stay on facebook or go to bed
not sure if he works everyday or if he has nowhere else better to go
I understand the Pythagorean theorem But could you explain it to me one more time
not sure if i broke minecraft addiction or new vegas is just godlike
not sure if supposed to laugh at friends joke or supposed to slap friend to death
Not sure if Janis Joplin Or Asaf Avidan
not sure if Its eid or the weekend
NOT SURE IF SHE THINKS THAT THE BABY'S CUTE OR THINKS THAT SHES STILL THAT ADORABLE
wrote the top title or not
Not sure if remy is serious or just gay
gak yakin ! beli hero permanen pake cash atau pake cheat ?
NOT SURE IF TO NAME MY NEW TRACK SCORPION TOXIC  OR TO NAME IT SWITCH KLAY
why did       kamikaze pilots wear helmets
not sure if light at the end of the tunnel or just glowsticks
Not sure if i'm never asked out because i'm really ugly or really attractive
not sure if that was a moist fart... or just shit myself?
not sure if october 28th or reddit time traveled to october 31st
The real question is.. how aren't you fake?
Not sure if mad or just welsh
tuto pem tuto cim
Not sure whether to buy candy now or wait till halloween
Not sure if homosexual or metrosexual
so in death is the support act but they have bigger amps than at the gates???
ל? בטוח ?? טרול ?ו מלש'ב פעור
not sure if small dog or a really freaking big rat
not sure if I am thinner or my pants were stretched
My Drugs  not yours
Not sure if really hungover Or Still drunk
Not sure if halloween costume or just deuce
not sure if ex really wants to stay friends or just feels guilty for dumping me
not sure if going to unlcok ipod or just checkig clock
Can't tell if she's trying to be nice or just pouring salt over the wounds
im not sure if its ios 5.1.1 (9a334)
Not sure if Magic is awesome Or just as addicting as hard drugs
Not sure if I just dyed my Hair Or My Scalp is now blue
Not sure if
how can you go or can you go that lo w
nu stiu daca e super tare sau super mizerie
Not sure if You really want to know Or I should talk abOut my hard on
not sure if song skipping or mathcore
Not sure if christianity is coming back in force or wearing a cross is a big trend these times
Not sure if hipster or dressing up for halloween
Not sure if drunk Or just very tired
nOT SURE IF I SUPPORT PLAYERS OR JUST HATE GARY BETTMAN
not sure if homossexual or just filipino champ
Not sure if woman in car next to me is yawning or her brakes have failed
NOT SURE IF YOUTUBE OR YOUPORN
Can't tell if I like my university or if i like university
Not sure if that's serious Or Just Sarcasm
not sure if i nailed the interview or my desperation was obvious
not sure if jantar enodatio or the most epic event of all time
Not sure if worst superhero ever or best superhero ever
NOT SURE IF ANDRE 3000 OR RGIII
Not Sure if 'special' Or just good troll
Not sure if self esteem low or this meme sucks
not sure if the joker and bane are overrated or the whole dark knight series is?
gak yakin kalau para lelaki suka nonton Master Chef karna ingin belajar masak atau karna ingin liat Chef Marinka
Not sure if I'm irreplaceable Or Just did nothing
Not sure if windows 8 is operating system or new social media network
Cant tell if joker or doesnt know how to use makup
Not sure if small SQUIGGLY line or big squiggly line
not sure if smushie pedo or hillary being herself
Not sure if i really like the song Or i'm falling in love and feeling identified with it
posted on the wrong meme aliens
Not sure if LAd being rebel or Just Asian Lost
can't tell if she really wants me over. or just sending a mass text
not sure if she is really hot  or to far away to see how ugly she is
not sure if wou're going to unlock or just check the time
'Hobbit slam' Not sure if sex move or wrestling move
Not sure if losing weight or just time to wash jeans
not sure if news foootage from cuba is before or after the hurrican
NOT SURE IF YOU'RE UNLOCKING THIS PHONE OR JUST CHECKING THE TIME
NOT SURE IF SPY OR SCOUT USING BABY FACE'S BLASTER
not sure if debate on politics or just a roast
NOT SURE IF SON MISSING CAT WITH ROCK IS A GOOD THING OR JUST POOR SURVIVAL SKILLS
obama and romney
Nie jestem pewny czy to Troll czy po prostu idiota
Not Sure if Mitt Romney is A PathologicAl Liar? A Sociopath? or Likes to stretch the truth a lot?
Not sure if japanese or drunk
not sure if gangnam themed products are awsome of if ive been brainwashed by k-pop
Not sure if backpack or suitcase
not sure if blogging or trolling hard
Not sure if Nahdha is worse Or Nidaa
Not Sure If RS is nice Or gathering ips
Not sure if joking or serious
NOT SURE IF REDDIT IS JUST DOWN OR SOMETHING MAJOR HAS HAPPENED
not sure if did an internship or just high
not sure if drinking coffee because i need it or because it became an habit
Not sure if hero or nemesis
NOT SURE if Ipad mini or ipod macro
Not sure if purely financial benefit or just plain stupid?
NOT SURE IF HE'S CHECKING ME OUT OR THINKS IM CHECKING HIM OUT
Not sure if child or creepy midget
Not sure if mad or just busy
Not sure if bad joke or really pissed of airline
Ga yakin yang ikut dunia lain hanya untuk uji nyali atau hanya untuk mendapatkan hadiahnya
Not sure if cow Or mutated Dalmatian
Not sure if using sum and product to find sum or product
Not sure if made own meme... or just lots of zoe's that dont accept compliments...
NOT SURE IF LEXUS RX330 OR TOYOTA HARRIER
not sure if photoshop or real
Not sure if the New Stumbleupon sucks balls or if I'm using pinterest on accident
Not sure if it's my period coming or i just want to shit
not sure if voting for national coalition party or just an ordinary douchebag
not sure if u got fat or clothes shrank
not sure if its my roommates hanging out together or gloryholy afficianado convention
not sure if people are making an opinion or they are just babbling bullshit
not sure if You're going to unlock This ipod or just checking the time
Not sure if international or community tourney
Not sure if FeVer Or Room really hot
Why is there no synonym for 'synonym'
Not sure if funny or really stuped
NOT SURE IF APPLE IS INNOVATIVE WITH IPAD MINI OR JUST OUT OF IDEAS AND JUST KEEP RESIZING MODELS
NOT SURE IF YOU'RE GOING TO UNLOCK THE PHONE or just checking the clock.....
Can't tell if you are human or zombie
not sure if stream sniping or just coincidence
Not sure if You're really voting for what you want or just passively supporting two party system
N&#227;o tenho a certeza se ele est&#225; feliz pelo meu sucesso Ou se est&#225; feliz por ficar com a casa s&#243; para ele
not sure if girl is hot or been in afghanistan too long
Not sure if Legal Research is hard Or if I just don't care
Not sure if chat died or sophie ignores me
not sure if i actually find hearing about someones day interesting now or if i am just getting dumber
Not sure if my college is a learning place or vacation retreats
Not sure if giant ipod touch or an ipad mini
Not sure if I have a thing With The Amazing hipster spiderman of if i'm just in love with him and it's not a vice versa thing
not sure if you are being sarcastic or you actually believe gay people are born from gay parents
Can't tell if ignoring me or just out
NOT SURE IF OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND OR OVERLY PRODUCTIVE IMAGINATION
Not sure if crush is making me jealous or she really likes the other guy
Not sure if iPad Mini OR IPHONE MAXI
Not Sure if just extremely dirty or varnish coming off
looking into future... they can teleport catching GLIMPSE of floating bangers
Not sure if really stoned or watching cartoon network
Not sure if i miss tony hawk games or tony hawk soundtrack
NOT SURE IF HOMO OR BROMANS
Not sure if having a lot of online works or just cannot shut down facebook
en plissant les yeux je vois pas mieux !
tu cewek udah pake rok duduknya melebar
NOT SURE IF SHE LIKES ME OR SHE IS MAKING FUN OF ME
not sure if creationist or severely retarded
Not sure if I actually believe in something or if I've been programmed to by an ad driven society that sells ideas and philosophies as products
not sure if will ferrell is a bad actor or still trying to be funny
cant tell if making fun of obama or making fun of romney
Not sure if am overeating  cuz ders too much food  or cuz i miss my flatmate!!!!
Not sure if unlocking Or just checking time
Not sure if trolling or sincere comment
I can do my TW-Magic right from the chair! simplyred W29
WHAT IS MY EYE COLOR ??
not sure if gunz gs or sf gs
Not sure if i should be impressed or if this makes no sense
TIME TO JERK OFF
NOT SURE IF YOU`RE GOING TO UNLOCK THIS IPHONE OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
Not sure if wearing long shorts
not sure if tommy doesn't know how you use proper quotation marks or if it was a typo
Not sure if sick OR JUST HOW I'M SUPPOSED TO FEEL NOW THAT I'M OLDER
tandan had dariya tatghmazni ola wa7lat liha chi 7aja f 3ayniha
Not Sure if you are REALLY CLOSE FRIENDS OR YOU ARE GAY
Not sure if sarini hates manu or just cant be bothered to reply to him
Not sure if just a cocky bastard or just ginger
Yo - I'M still hatin' Citrix.
So your telling me that  Mr.Horn is a baby?
wurstbrot or brot with wurst ?
Not sure if its good or not wrong
not sure if my vision's blurry or if it's just the mosquito net
Not sure if the black people are prone to a lot of diseases  OR MR. ROBBINS IS TOO RACIST
hmmm Not sure if good tires  or not slick outside
not sure if you're going to unlock this phone or just checking the clock
Not sure if the black people are prone to a lot of disease or mR. rOBBINS IS TOO RACIST
not sure if internet or death trap
Not sure if test was easy Or too hard for me to understand
Not sure if lecture is boring or if the internet is running out of fun
Not sure if Obama is a socialist
Not Sure If Friends blocked me Or They deactivated their facebook
Not sure if i really miss You or that you owe me money?
not sure if nathan or bec
NOT SURE IF Niall didn't see my tweets or  he just ignored me.
nu stiu daca mi se pare super TARE sau e super gay mELODIA
not sure if i wanna unlock the phone or just take a look at the time
Not sure if it's smelling like soup or sweat
hmmm   puuuurrrrppp
not sure if esther cares about stella or if she doesn't want to be a mother..?
not sure if this Buy and Sell SFU Textbooks page or nike shopping store
not sure if it's michael jackson or a white man.
not sure if i can fly or i just made a mistake
Don't know if earthquake or dubstep
NOT sure if agreeing with me or just making fun of me...
Not sure if it is Tomek Or  another Dzieciox's account
Not ssure if real photo of Mexico city or just ios6 maps
not sure if just unlocking phone or just checking the time
not sure if going to unlock this phone or just checking the clock
Not sure if you're unlocking your phone or... looking at the time
BTEC RAVERS MISBEHAVERS
Not sure if those people were from redford or just at like it
not sure if i ever had friends or just a handful of back stabbers
Not sure if team full of noobs... or they love to go camping...
NOT SURE IF NEED TO FART OR SHIT
apakah pernah kau tanyakan ibumu 'sudah makan?'  Atau cuma pacarmu saja yg kau tanyakan ?
Not sure if bad at making comparisons ... or what time the game is on TV...
not sure if serious or just clemson football
ga yakin dia banci atau ngondek?
not sure if sick or just having a hangover
NOT SURE IF BRIAN OR BRAINS!
not sure if im dead or if im sleeping
NOT SURE IF NOT GETTING TEXTS OR IGNORING THEM
NOT SURE IF NOT GETTING TEXTS OR IGNORING THEM
not sure if televised abortion or just tennessee football
Not Sure if passive AGGRESSIVE Or just want to play borderlands with kim
not sure if... a tamil's speaking
Coffee? WHERE'S MY MOUNTAIN DEW
Not sure if makes fun of Romney Or promotes him
not sure if kenny chesney or raul ibanez
Not sure if It's Memory issues or i'm just drunk ALL THE time
not sure if serious or just trolling
Not sure if hacking or just lagging
Not sure if genuinely being good Or just being sarcastic
NOT sure if party's images are better or it's the retina display
Not sure if YOU'RE GOING TO UNLOCK THE PHONE oR JUST CHECKING THE TIME
Not sure if gangman style or oppa gangman style
Non so se la secci &#232; un clone della birello... oppure &#232; il contrario
not sure if i want to cry or laugh
NOT SURE IF YOU ARE NARCISSIST OR JUST PRETENDING
somethings wierd oh yeah
NOT SURE IF UNLOCKING THE IPAD OR JUST CHEKING THE TIME
Not sure if she's checking me out or she's noticing me check her out...
not sure if you&#180;re going to unlock this iphone or just checking the clock for a second
not sure if you're going to unlock this ipod or just checking the clock
not sure if roomate went home for weekend  or is just out late
Not sure if skism or vin diesel
not sure if i should do laundry or just visit my parents
Not sure if asain or not sure
Not sure if its bad karma or tony romo
Not sure if Stephen A. Smith is smart or just looks like it when talking to skip bayless
not sure if i'm an alkoholic or just a normal student
Not sure if really busy or just ignoring me.
Smaller and bigger at the same time You must be joking
Not sure if talking to cat keeps me sane or is first sign of mental illness
NOT SURE IF YOU OR ME
Not sure if togepi is female or a really camp male
Not sure if she a man or he a woman
not sure if i should vote for obama or vote against romney
not sure if i am going to unlock this phone or just checking the clock
Not sure if headache is caused by lack of coffee or just too much coffee
not sure if unlocking phone or just checking time
NOT SURE IF YOU UNLOCK OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
Not Sure if Nice From Far But far from nice
NOT SURE IF YOU'RE GOING TO UNLOCK  or just checking the clock
Not sure if I murdered the test or the test murdered me
Not sure if judging candidates by their political views Or by their physical appearance
not sure if shorter than you or not as tall as you
not sure if studying boolean logic or learning about BENDER
not sure if shakes from too much coffee or not enough
NOT SURE IF YOU'RE GOING TO UNLOCK THIS PHONE OR JUST CHECKING THE TIME
not sure if i tell her my feelings and get turned down or just say nothing and feel regret
not sure if it's lizzie or dr. joe
not sure if people at the gym don't use deodorant or they took a dump in their pants while deadlifting
NOT SURE IF CALC TEST was super easy or if i'm a genius
you seem shocked that classism exists... wonder if you're mentally slow or just a crybaby
Not sure if going up or going down
Not being sure ABOUT ANYTHING MAKES ME SAD. or does it?
not sure if she is in love with me or just drunk
NOt SUre If LAUGHING With me Or at me
not sure if boyfriend  or gay bestfriend
Not sure if still fUnny Or thEse meMes are getting old
Not Sure if Laryngitis Or Ms. V is Trolling
Not sure if Wernicke's Aphasia Or Fob
NOT sure if I hate illustrator  or i hate photoshop for not being vector based
not sure if black or blue
Not sure if fat princess cosplay or overweight princess peach
Not sure if love or just instinct of self preservation
Not Sure if Website Down Or I'm just banned
Cant tell if trolling or racist
nOT SURE IF YOU'RE GOING TO UNLOCK THIS PHONE OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
Not sure if real friends exist Or I have no friends
Not Sure if i liked steph’s comment because it was Funny OR Because it’s her birthday
i cant tell if your serious.. or want me to stop
במגעי? לרכישת רד בנד IBM
Not sure if just growing older & more aware or if country really is falling apart
not sure if hot girl or annoying ten yr old boy on xbox live
not sure if really into him or just the fact that it's been long time
Not sure if Romney's Lying Or genuinely clueless
Not sure if pissing contest or presidential debate
Not sure if binder is full of women or expense reports giving me a hard-on
Binders Full of women
Not sure if douche or sWagfag
SO  YOU THINK YOU CAN SEE VYRULYNT?
you have 59 seconds to live i'll need a minute to process that
not sure if lane 3 just slag or really bad at swimming 50/50
Not sure if taking shower or melting
Not sure what ashley likes more??  the chocolate or cardboard??
not sure if buster posey or jon heder
Nu stiu
Not sure if eating cuz hungy Or just free food
no sure if she wants cookies or sex!?
Not sure if advertising clothes or perfectly-shaped asses
Not sure if she likes me  or is just playing games
Not sure if car accident or new england earthquake
not sure if its rg3 or usain bolt
so you purposely didn't hire the most qualified people for your cabinet just to have some skirts around the office?
not sure she's popular because much fb friends or much fb friends because she's popular
only if i.. was a girl
Not sure if my vision is getting worse or becoming a diabetic
Not Sure if Mitt Romney is... Etchy or Sketchy?
Not sure if sigmund freud  Or if Disney really puts subliminal messages in their movies
not sure if halloween party or just candy and sluts
NoT sure if transition into the new world limits or extends freedom
Not sure if obcessed with bodybuilders or just gay
Not sure if doing my math homework in my head is lazy or amazing
Lil'wayne better than eminem wtf !?!
Not sure if aftershock or just facebook feed blowing up
NOT SURE IF CARLOS BOOZER OR A BUZZER NAMED CARLOS
Don't know if watching presidential debate or high school girls fighting
NOT SURE IF FOOD WAS GOOD OR IF I WAS JUST THAT HUNGRY
Gettin' sick of candy? challange accepted.
Not sure if higH Or 65% more retarded
Not sure if really thinks im cool... or sarcasm
Not sure if domestic violence next door or just watching football
Not sure if shes trolling  or being serious
Not sure if really missing mel and toby or just lumpia and video games
not sure if talking about me or someone else
I am not sure if thats the smell of a skunk or just really dank weed
Not Sure if Really Really UGlY Or Really Really Bad Picture
Not sure if i am really smart or if ellie is just really dumb
gk yakin gw kalo lo suka sama dia Padahal lo ga suka sama dia
not sure if love you or think about you all the time for no reason
Not sure if really love you or really love you
Not sure if i really love you or just enjoy spending all my time thinking about you
not sure if matt holiday or vinny capezza
NOT SURE IF I AM A PROFILE PIC OR JUST A MEME
not sure if attended friend's wedding or just did drugs with lake bears
SJAM I SIGURT A OSHT TU KNU DAFINA ZEQIRI APO OSHT TU QI NAJKUSH
Is righta a right word?
Felix baumgartner : YOLO draven : DRAAAAAAAAAAAAAVEN
VISINE undercover stoner
not sure if should quit playing or keeping erroring and losing all my shit
Not sure if i am really sick Or just wanna get out of school
what u mean... my mom isnt a VIRgin??
not sure if insult or just compliment
Not sure if i like school or just bored at home
Not sure if being sarcastic or genuinely nice...
nOt sure if very high... or just stupid.
Not sure if girl posting selfies all the time is insecure and craves attention   or loves herself and craves attention
Not sure if want me To make a move Or just leading me on
Not sure if sleep deprived student or zombie...
DAMN i think i got this wrong or i got it right by getting it wrong
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR JUST STUPID
can't tell... is this about the giant talking robots or megan fox's boobs?
Not sure if Snickers is a cat.. Or a bat with cat-like tendencies
Not sure if walking to exeter uni gym or doing mandatory warm up
not sure if really love p!nk or i’m crazy for her
not sure if really love p!nk or i’m crazy for her
not sure if homo sexual or scooter fag
Not sure if im bad at noticing when a boy is hitting on me or it just never happens
Not sure if sife is enactus now or just inactive
not really sure if im depressed  OR JUST OVERWHELMED BY LAZINESS
no se si tengo mierda en los ojos o estoy viendo jugar al barCa
not sure if good dubstep sound or just a powertool
IS THat don buckley ? or a baby in a large pair of chinos
Shit just got real mūsų jau 600
Can't tell if using a good chat client Or just ryan.
not sure if i like her or just want a girlfriend
not sure if missing palmaris longus muscle or if wrist is too fat
Not sure if it's too deep or too superficial
Not sure if paying homage or a rip off
stoppt die Gema und gez!
Not sure if tumblr queue Or addicted to tumblr
Not sure if tumblr queue or addiction to tumblr
NOT SURE IF HEATH SLATER OR THE CHICK FROM WENDY'S
Not sure if seahawks are decent this year or if the patriots are decent this year
Can't tell if coke... or pepsi
not sure if hating on me  is a sure sign of hoe tendencies™
Do i eat a bagel or your mama
Not sure if montana bitter cold... or balls just fell off...
Not sure if you're going to unlock this Android Phone or just checking the clock
Not sure if facebooks getting less popular or i am
abrar bhaiya called me a 'thug' not sure if i should feel proud or ashamed
not sure if old photo or never grew up
Not sure if anxiety from stratos jump or from guzzling red bull while watching
not sure if she likes me or sh'es just a very nice girl
Not sure if attracted to girl at subway because she is cute Or the fact she is making me a sandwich
Arponas COmmmunity y u say Banana no active?
Not sure if Wagon Wheel got smaller or If i have got bigger
Not sure if i want a girlfriend or just a girl to grant me sexual consent
Can't tell if lack of exam anxiety is because i know the material or just don't care
Not sure if i am going mad or everyone else is just an effing idiot
i don't know if 9gag today is ver good or my sense of humor is very basic
not sure if du-te-n pula mea or du-te fa in mortii matii
not sure if I'm bored or if i'm board
not sure if lazy or just too stoned
Are u trying to confuse me?
Not sure if dead or just asleep
Not sure if that college kid doesn't have friends his own age or is a young life leader
Can't tell if gay or just liberal
not sure if cheap or scam
Not sure if BUsy or don't feel like talking
Na matfizie są naukowce jebane
Elton John and Kiki  remix
not sure if Halloween store
Cant tell if listening to 'edge of Seventeen'  or 'Bootylicious'
not sure if i should mourn death of amanda todd or laugh at amanda todd jokes
Not sure if the chinese think i'm hilarious  Or ridiculous
Not sure if hitting on me or just friendly
NOT SURE IF TEST WAS EASY OR I DID EVERYTHING WRONG
not sure if i want to hug a girl with a problem or i just want to feel her boobs
Not sure if I like Iron Man or robert downey jr.
not sure if fans like sasuke or the role he plays in road to ninja
Not sure if Exhausted or drUnk
not sure if always hungry from chewing gum or  chewing gum because always hungry
not sure if class is easy or just the beginning of the year
creators smokes to much weed charcter gets named fry
Not sure if candy bowl is empty because someone took  it all Or the people who live here never put any candy in it to begin with
Not sure if i smoked 4 bowls or 5
not sure if you want to unlock this iphone or just checking the clock
Not sure if sting king's comment is nice or reaaaally creepy!
Not sure if welbeck is a footballer or A MAKE A WISH Foundation kid
Not sure if i have no fans because i play no shows or if i play no shows because ive no fans
not sure if ive actually become a good boyfriend or girlfriend is so awesome she thinks that
not sure if i bet because of my good hand or because big blind
not sure if my meme gets 0 'LIKE' BECAUSE IT'S NOT FUNNY OR BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT
Not sure if stranger or friend with number i don't know
not sure if Joint  or spliff
Not Sure If that's Adam Or The Half ton killer
NOT SURE IF I'M WET OR COVERED IN WATER DROPLETS
Not sure if socks are wet or feet are just really cold
gak yakin gw harus masuk kuliah tambahan kesuburan besok atau..
Was told squinting removes blur Doesn't understand why they're still making music
not sure if i am at iim or at a military school
Cant tell if connor lane is high or if he is making a good point
Not sure if econ 140 test is on economics or usa economic history...
Not sure if sarcasm or legitimately concerned for my butthole
NOt sure if my keyboard works or we83`x23%@(
Not sure if studying real hard or has nothing to do
Not sure if people call me johnny for fun or that they don't know my real name is john
Not sure if i m just bored or mentally handicaped
Not sure if people gave me free chocolate because they like me Or because they want me to get fat
Not sure if HPPD or more aware of floaters and visual noise
I don&#180;t  know if she wants a banana or if she wants my banana
Can't tell if foot is numb because I'm sitting on it Or because it's cold and i have no socks on
Not sure if Vice President  or Drunk Heckler
Don't know if he's really good Or just waited until the last straightaway to sprint
not sure if benzi OR HOT SHIT
NOT SURE IF I LIKE THE  CANDIDATES OR THEIR HAIR
Not sure if has kids or pedophile
Not sure if sam's fart or the smell coming from chris' peen
zie ik het nou goed ja je ben kanker lelijk
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD MAKE MEME LIKE PAT OR BE WORKING
NOT SURE IF MCKAYLA OR JUST GOBATE
Not sure if obama is a good guy or just smiling
not sure if class thinks im really smart or really dumb
Not sure if this is too much information or too little
Not sure if honest for the first part of my message or ironic for my second part
Not sure if pregnant or fat
&#232; difficile dire a zedda che gagnam style &#232; cinese ti dir&#224; che sei tu Cinese
Not sure if students understand task or just copying example
Not sure if research themes or film/media studies
Have earbuds in Can't properly judge loudness of fart
not sure if election commercial or sesame street
not sure if amazing son or loser with no friends
not sure if amazing at basketball or just playing with kids
So it's noT bUTTER
not sure if teacher's have a floor hockey team because they love to play or because they love to beat the shit out of their students
not sure if gone mad or just need holydays
not sure if really smart or everyone else is dumb
Not Sure if LAMP model looks like a boy Or I Want to See it that way.
Not sure if people are clapping for choir or for Jesus at end of mass
not sure if pretty or big boobs
not sure if aidan or donkey
at least I have eyelids and can squint them
not sure if good at wow or just a mage
Not sure if im tired or runescape or all the bots
mmmmmm...
at least I have eyelids and can squint them
not sure if friend is lost  or using new google maps
not sure if skunk or really good weed
NOT SURE IF VOICE OF CUSTOMER OR VILE OVERUSED CRAP
not sure but if i don't win i'll yell 'fraud'
Not sure if the MOA is wrong or if the moa is wrong
Not sure if killing me or making me stronger
nOT SURE IF TROUSERS ARE LOOSE BECAUSE I'VE LOST WEIGHT OR I'M SO FAT I'VE STRETCHED THEM
Not sure if I agree or i'm just used to it
not sure if embryologist deserves hellfire or nobel prize in medicine
Not sure if youre ignoring me or genuinely busy
Not sure if stepped on cat or stepped on mdrs pony tail
not sure if he's nice or using me for my gun
Hi
Not sure if socially determined or socially constructed
Not sure if i like you  or if you impressed me too much
Not sure if teacher liked the presentation or just complimenting because he felt sorry
not sure if you're busy or you just don't want to talk with me
not sure if mr doherty is trying to fix the school or make us all leave
not sure if mason work or i hear an african language
Not sure if emotionally abusive or just normal woman
NOT SURE If Zero or capital o damn you captcha!
not sure if you are going to unlock this ipod or just checking the clock
Not sure if she loves me or just like me as a friend
Not sure if i should knock her up to make her boobs grow
Not sure if i'm ugly or girls just think i'm gay
not sure if you came here to study or to talk craps and vulgars behind the class
not sure if he's an obama voter or if he's a racist
aCEL MOMENT CAND PRINZI UN COLEG CU GUMA!!!
Not sure if serious or elaborate troll
not sure if im going to get anything done or wait till procrastinating is a sport
not sure if gangway style or... one overtly enthusiastic dancing person?
not sure if gangnam style or... one overly enthusiastic dancing person?
Not sure if crappy instagram filter or picture taken near a forrest fire
NOT SURE IF REAL FLAME WAR OR BATTLE OF GIMMICKS
Not sure if actual birthday
Not sure if IM Studying OR Procrustanating
NOT SURE IF ANNA BURKE OR A VUVUZELA
Not sure if swag or leon thomsen
Not sure if meant conversion or conversation...
TEXTED MY FRIEND GOT MY FIRST KISS HE SAY HE SAYS YOUR MOM DOESN'T COUNT I SAY YOURS DOES!
not sure if you use facebook as a website  or as psychologist
Not sure if she loves me Or has a mean sense of humor
not sure if trolling or has been living in a parallel universe for the last 10 days
NOT SURE IF A LAPTOP OR COMPUTER
Guy talks about my little pony not sure if g4
Not sure if he just doesn't like Prison break or wants to annoy me
not sure if i forgot to log of my fb on boyfriends computer or hes a hacker
Not sure if hetexted.com tells us more about men Or Women
Not sure if repost or repost of repost
Not sure if no life Or just engineer
NOT SURE IF HE KNOWS OR JUST TROLLING
Not sure if became really hot or really good at photoshop
not sure if people liked your comment because they agree or because it was funny
not sure if i should be happy about hetalia season 5 or if i should be worried about any canon pairings
not sure if granas is older by a year or just aswome another year in a  row
Not sure if nezushi
Not sure if asian or greenlandic
not sure if bass cannon or cannibis
i see a girl and a boy. not sure if they are from 2012 hunger games.
NOT SURE IF Proper post or troll
NOT SURE IF THE OFFENSE SUCKS OR JUST MCCARTHY'S PLAY CALLING
NOT SURE MADRID VS BARCA OR MESSI VS RONALDO
Not sure if too far................................. .......................................or not far enough
not sure if really tired or really bored
Not sure if  trolling or not
This is that I could be doint better face.
not sure if she's Just nice  or if she wants the d
Can't tell if hijack or normal behaviour
N&#227;o sei se isso  nojo Ou apenas frescura.
not sure if gayle is a better batsman or a better dancer
Not sure if justin rice or based vhs lord
not sure if rosie o'donnell  or tracker keeper
not sure if you're just going to check the clock or you actully want's to unlock your ipad ...
not sure if spanish dont know where spanish flag is or if trolling english people
Not sure if crazy or just has period
Not sure if stalker  or lives in the same area
Can't tell if Mr. wehofer Or Mean santa claus
not sure if Zoey deschanel or katey perry
not sure if compliment on CAli  or insult on midwest folks
Logan hides behind Pole..... Where'd he Go?
Not sure if Psychology or Biology
not sure if cousins are busy or just  don't wanna visit
Not sure if this is an Afterparty Or just pregaming really Early
not sure if that is a stripper or a real policeman
Don't know if the zooms... Or the zooms.
NOT SURE IF THE NUMBER OF 9GAG POSTS ARE DECREASING OR IF I'M VISITING TOO OFTEN
not sure if peron is stalker or just very friendly
Not sure if lormus or witch doctor bot
Not sure if compliment or not
Not sure if she has a nice ass  or it's just the tights
not sure if low bit rate song or low quality speakers
Not sure if CONFIRMATION BIAS or honda drivers really are asSholes
ga yakin kalo kelas 75 paling berisik ato emang bu dina mau cap kelas 75 paling berisik
If i say 'not me' first anyone will know it was me
not sure if gay or shabirrv
not sure if nokia is broken or i am broken
not sure if you're a stalker or just a hater
Selects AP champion builds attack speed
not sure if you talk too low or i'm going deaf
Not sure if digiorno or delivery
Not sure if skrillex or a transformer with parkinsons
not sure if a meme or your ad performing extremely well
not sure if being sweet  or if he wants something
Not sure if truck was dry van or i really wanted it to be one
not sure if api is not working or the server is just blocking me
not sure if not sure about being sure that im not sure or sure about being sure if not sure about being sure that im not sure.
Not sure if georgia is kidding or actually confused
Not sure if bag of paper plates or bag of tortillas
FOR WHY?
not sure if he wrote Bear hands instead of bare hands on purpose
not sure if pop song or just really bad house song
Not sure if gay or friendzoned
not sure if high or just watching yo-gabba-gabba
can't tell if friends trying to be funny OR ACTUAL ARGUMENT
Not sure if safia is busy or if she doesn't love me anymore
Not sure if perfect sleep environment or class is actually boring
not sure if watched same debate as democrats or media is lying
not sure if thats the sun or horouta
NOT SURE IF I IGNORE HER BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO FIGHT OR SHE WANTS TO FIGHT BECAUSE I IGNORE HER
Not sure whats more annoying... The people for the debate or against it...
Not sure If I wanna be single Or if I just don't want my current girlfriend anymore
not sure if german robot sex  or dubstep
Not sure if your unlocking this ipod or just checking the time
neznan jel ne zeli odgovorit  ili nije vidila poruku
not sure if sex segregated wedding or mass gay wedding
not sure if you're going to unlock this phone or just checking the clock
Not sure i should get drunk today or get sober
NOT SURE WHAT'S MORE LIKELY THE BOBCATS WINNING THE PLAYOFFS OR SHAQUILLE O'NEAL MAKING A FREE-THROW
not sure if this is normal or i'm in a dream
Not Sure if romney is killing it or obama lost his touch
not sure if jonne aaron or just some good looking girl
not sure if animal abuse or decent friday night
Not sure if bum or armpit
Not sure if president or homo-erotic-athiest-islamo-christian-jew-socialist
not sure if i am in future or drunk too much at  New Year's Eve and fell in coma
not sure if happy to see friends or sad to see teachers on reopening day
Not sure if strict perl Or just random letters typed with elbows
not sure if joking... or will actually experience painful dissonance
not sure if food is good or i'm just hungry
not sure IF IT IS TOO HARD TO STUDY OR I'M JUST TOO LAZY
Not sure if legalization is inevitable or on reddit too much
not sure if i should thanks nik or publicly shame him
NOT SURE IF THAT'S FOUNDATION YOU'RE WEARING OR NUTELLA
Not sure if useful or just realized facebook wasn't worth inventing in the first place
not sure if repressed gay or just really really homophobic
Can't tell if b.s.  or written by drew gartner
Not sure if Emily French is Angry or if today is a day that doesn't end in 'y'
Not sure if he meant 'no vaseline' the song or my new catchphrase
Not SURE IF im thinking or i've no idea what they mean
Not sure if knees or boobs
Taking a break or waiting for loadbarn to drive away
Sneaky mayonnaise
Not sure if is gloomy outside or if i'm just not used to being up at 8am
not sure if shirt shrunk in wash or just getting fat
not sure if shes a baby or a random stranger
not sure if i'm overreacting or if you're being a douchebag
Not sure if Mr. Burns or mr. Snrub
not sure if serious or if you actually think you won the war
not sure if kids shows getting worse or i'm getting older
not sure if fundie or poe's law
not sure if i have an exam or my mom have an exam
Not sure if my joke was understood or I just don't understand the answer
Not sure to ask the question or to stay silenced
not sure if present or just a bunch of wrapping papers
Not sure if rg3 or andre 3000
NOT SURE IF GIANT PIG FARM OR PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CHINA
Not sure if fry meme or asian-fry halloween costume...
not sure if had stroke or just poor memory
not sure if seth macfarlane or milhouse without glasses
Not sure if kidding or Forever alone
Not sure if smart or evertbody else is dumb
saw slenderman does he have facebook
NOt sure if i should laugh at mr. scheidt's sarcasm or cower in fear
Not sure if calm or just saying he is calm
NOt sure if meeting of the most awesome people at Um or just a globemed meeting
I said Shut up and take my money!
not sure if loading
not sure if i have become bored of 9gag or 9gag has become boring
Not sure if fakotza or snasse
can't tell if first minister or manager of mcdonald's
non riesco a capire se ci sia crisi in italia... quando &#232; uscito l'iphone
Not sure if it hurts me or amuse me
not sure if foreign or scouse
not sure if serious or just messing with me
NOT SURE THAT KAKA POO POO IS REALLY FUNNY AND STUPID OR JUST THE NAME OF A IDIODIC PERSON THAT POOS ON EVERYONE
not sure if am actually stressed out or just had too much coffee
not sure if e-dating or just trying to be cool
Not sure if immature Or just bored
not sure if it's heey durh.. or david villa
not sure if the battle between FIFA 13 and PES 2013 or the battle between ronaldo and messi
Not sure if friend zone Or ridiculous game of hard to get
Not sure if girlfriend is mad she got trapped Or if girlfriend is just bad at understanding she got trapped.
Not sure if not sure Or actually sure
Not sure if private messages leaked OR just public wall posts
Can't tell if laughing with me or at me.
not sure if high or flying lotus
Not sure if it's dyed or she changes it like tonks
not sure of mitch is real or just a meme bot
Not sure if Doctor who is gaining POPULARITY or all my facebook friends are whovians
not sure if way too high for this or not enough
i Dont know if  I SHOULD BLOW 2 or 3 whistles
nOT SURE IF BONER OR I NEED TO PEE
not sure if he likes that i moved in general OR THAT I'M NOT HIS NEIGHBOUR ANYMORE
can't tell if zelda reference or just coincidence
Not sure if i'm getting better at Counter Strike: GO or just more Call of duty players joining
Did you remember my birthday or did you see it on facebook
NOT SURE if she can't read  OR they use oolong for bubble tea
Not SURE if gangnam style or riding imaginary horse
NOT SURE IF FACEBOOK TIMELINE OR CRICINFO
Why was alica fox heel one week and the face the other?
not sure if jarred chantler or swag king
NOT SURE IF I WILL FINISH HSTARC PLATE OR JUST ASK FOR EXTENSION
not sure if trolling  or rapes babies
not sure if nicki minaj or troll doll
czy demkow jest chamska czy po prostu sobie jaja robi
NOT SURE IF THAT'S HOMEWORK OR JUST 'PRACTICE'
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR YET ANOTHER MINECRAFT/LINUX ASPIE FANBOY FAGGOT TALKING OUT OF HIS ASS
not sure if get kicked from the server or just lost connection
NOT SURE IF DOGGIES FANS OR RELIGIOUS EXTREMISTS
Not sure if i should ship yu x aigis or minato x labrys
Not sure if high beams Or too low
not sure if friend can speak japanese or just memorized intro from favorite anime
Not sure if True story Or just karMa-whoring
Not sure if i'm dead to you or just need to wake up
Not sure if he wants a glow in the dark cat Or cure his aids
Can't tell if walk of shame Or Saturday in morgantown?
So first
The Lesser of Two Evils Fry is one
Not sure if raiders fan or icp fan
NOT SURE IF SAYING NEWB JUST TO CHANGE SUBJECT oR JUST MOCKING ME
NOT SURE IF THEY REMEMBERED MY BIRTHDAY or if fAcebook told them
Not sure if gym or Ancient Roman Gladiator Training grounds
Not sure if constipated Or just don't need to poo
Not sure if he knows or that was funny
Can't tell if friend really busy Or just doesn't want to hang out with me
not sure if 'Lebenslanger Schicksalsschatz'  or 'Beinaheleidenschaftsgegenstand'
not sure if student is being a smartass or is just really stupid
Not sure if im pwning or if the other team sucks
Not sure if undead or players wearing dark clothes
Not sure if he iS kiDding Or Being serious
not sure if smart or surrounded by a bunch of idiots
Not sure if actual conservatives or liberal trolls posing as conservatives to make conservatives look bad
not sure if fake or just sociopathic
not sure if romney or nagging first lady
Oh god really hope that wasn't more than a fart
NOT SURE IF HE WAS JOKING OR REALLY THOUGHT TWILIGHT WAS GOOD
Dont know if conditioner is still on or my hair is just really soft
Not sure if skittle or m&m
Not sure if time to fart without him knowing when he gets back
posers are hipsters  or hipsters are posers ?
IT EXPERT can't use meme generator...
either a captain and tenille costume contest or an ole miss tailgate party
NOT SURE IF ONE-OF-A-KIND CAR OR IDIOT COPYWRITER
Not sure if she's a bad Kisser Or i'm a bad kisser
Not sure if 12 yr old or a barbie doll
Not sure if 90% of memes on memegenerator are spelt incorrectly or vast inside joke about bad spelling
Not sure if playing fifa 13 or fifa 03
not sure if weekend or just another lazy day before attending university
Not sure scharrel  or really in a relationship
Not sure if they got back together or sam just got facebook
Not sure if asking to be there or not to be there
Either a captain and tenille costume contest Or an ole miss tailgate party in the grove
PRETTY SURE IT'S CYBER BULLYING
not sure if it's a glitch or UT Tyler actually created a solution
not sure if excited for homecoming or drama club
not sure if bottom text is weird ＯＲ  ＴＯＰ  ＴＥＸＴ  ＩＳ  ＢＯＲＩＮＧ
NOT SURE IF JERKBACK OR TASTYCAKES REBORN
NoT sure if psyc235 test Or drawing competition
Not sure if estabrook's class is honors biology  or an intense coloring class
Not sure if you're going to unlock this iphone or just checking the clock
Not sure if  IT'S A MACHIAVELLIAN LAUGH OR A REGULAr LAUGH
Not sure if fireworks or gang shootout
Not sure if the nhl likes money
not sure if unlock or just checking Time
not sure if sexy and knows it or cant walk straight
not sure if chanpreet  or best candidate for historian
Not sure if hungry Or just bored
Not sure if rejecting the null hypothesis  or accepting the alternative hypothesis
Not sure if I like Obama because he is a good president Or because Romney sucks so much
Not sure if i studied really well or if i just failed.
NOT SURE IF NEEDS PADDDING OR LINE HEIGHT
not sure if retarded because you're a vegetarian or a vegetarian because you're retarded
What if suarez says to evra that he is white  WOULD EVRA BE HAPPY ??
not sure if internet is faster or I'm just paying more money
not sure if this is the  hole i dug yesterday or just grafton
Not sure if fan of comic book superheros or just hipster
Not sure if putting attention  or just like images
NOT SURE IF LIKING A PROFILE PIC IS A NICE GESTURE OR JUST CREEPY
Not sure if sarcasm or genuine complimemt
Not sure if today is friday or thursday
Not sure if homeless OR POWERFUL WIZZARD
not sure if mw2 or mw3
Not sure if I'm insane or just a carrier
NOt sure if he really hates cod or he's following the crowd
Not sure if Sarcasm or Compliment
One does not simply Use the wrong meme
I remember when memes were only used by internet professionals with only occasional misuse.
I remember when memes were only used by internet professionals with only occasional misuse
Not sure if awesome phage  or just contamination
Not sure if intimate party or out of control rager
Not sure if the weather's hot or i'm feelin' hot because i'm thick
Dont knOW IF FRIEND INTERVIEW IS REAL  OR JUST A VIRUS
Not sure if dreaming or really high
NOT SURE IF THOSE ARE BEN-WAH BALLS OR IF SHE JUST LAID 2 SILVER EGGS
Not sure if Im going dumber or songs are going harder
Not sure if mistake or posting from the future
home alone hears gorilla scream
Can't tell if dishes in dishwasher clean or dirty
i think I've already seen the monkey head of yours somewhere...
Not Sure If Israel being Awesome Or Palestine being stupid
Not sure if I'm more attractive now that I'm older...  or If women are just lowering their standards.
not sure if stupid or idiot
NOT SURE IF another nfl meme or something else
Not sure if actually going to the toilet or just skpping class
Not sure if zack has facebook or just giant troll
Not sure if winter or just in my dorm room
Not sure if she wants me to back off or to go into full stalker mode?
not sure if on facebook or football game discussion forum
Not sure if your looking for me because I am a very cool designer or because I am the only one available at night
Not sure if brian or a wild snorlax
not sure if friends hate referees or have nothing better to talk about
NOT SURE IF FACEBOOK BUG OR IF I HAD NO CONCEPT OF PRIVACY
not sure if CBCP wants me to be successful  or fail life as miserably as possible
not sure if stupid... or have not gay grammar
Not sure if i agree with all 9gagers or i am a 9gager
not sure if trusts me or doesn't give a shit
not sure if juicy j says bands or dabs a make her dance
not sure if my room is messy because i don't have a girlfriend or i don't have a girlfriend because my room is messy
not sure if people just feel sorry for adelia rose or think that aliens are pretty
Not sure if midget jen or huge bottle
not sure if you emailed me a cool link or you got hacked
Not sure if being in scavange-mode for so long is increasing my level  Or actually making me weaker
NOT SURE IF DRUNK DRIVER OR USING IOS6 MAPS
expresi lo ketika udah belajar sampe malem tapi gak jadi ulangan
If You can read this... you're too young for me
NOT SURE IF JONJO SHELVEY OR VOLDEMORT IN DIGUISE
not sure if السوايسه ?ى جامعة قناة السويس OR يا بخت من و?ق راسين ? الحلال
Not Sure if I should check on suspicious noise Or deal with lingering fear until I fall asleep
FRY FOR PRESIDENT I'VE SEEN THE FUTURE AND i PLAN TO STOP IT
Not sure if Dj&#224; vu or just doing the same damn thing every week
Not Sure if life-threatening disease or just a cold
Not sure if seth macfarlane is cute or i'm just really attracted to funny people
not sure if patriots v ravens or the ultimate figter
not sure if over religious  or extremely insane
not sure if hacked or telling the truth
NOT SURE IF iOS maps bad or originality that will not be copied
not sure if Deviant user changed name Or isn't on deviantart anymore
not sure if pitbull or lord voldemort
not sure if ironman is my favourite avenger or robert downey jr is
Cant tell if this is a really good meme or if its just a stupid meme with no punchline
Not sure if i'm logging in to study or to play tetris
Not sure if i am dumb or seixas is crazy
not sure if i should let him win so he feels so badass  or destroy him
Not sure if arsenal vs Man city or etihad vs emirates
Not sure if Miley Cyrus Or Gwen Stefani
not sure if playing cod mw
Not sure if fairies or ridiculously photogenic guy's friends
not sure if SITEMAP WRONG or WEBSITE JUST UNPOPULAR
NOt Sure if he likes me Or if I'm that far in the Friendzone
I'm not wondering I'm just asian
Smells someone.. realises its his own self
Not sure if seymour was really over me or was just waiting one thousand summers.
Not sure if dumb
don't know if I want to be feminine because it's the only identity available for gay guys or if I'm just naturally feminine.
Not sure if couples are actually annoying or I'm just bitter because I'm alone
Not sure if baka trolling or serious
Not sure river murray or Murray river
Great Bridge Football... We want 'Bama!!!!
not sure if obama is muslim or a communist
Not sure if it's a long sleepover or roommate
Not Sure if really smart  or copied entire project from wikipedia
Not sure if tom cruise... or steve jobs
not sure if i need eye drops  or turning asain
NOT SURE IF SOMEONE IS A GIRL looKs at chest
not sure if local meme or middle class running down poor suburbs
NOT SURE IF I HAVE BAD LUCK TO FIND TALKATIVE PEOPLE OR EVERYBODY BECOME NEUTRAL
not SURE IF TIRED OR DYING FROM AIDS
not sure if for product or for P&G
So you think mike trout is mvp? then you obviously haven't been watching miguel cabrera
I suspect... HACKS!
NOT SURE IF IT'S 'END SCENE' OR 'AND
Not sure if hates memes or doesnt get them
not sure if this is spam or if i was really caught doings things on video
NOt sure if jehova witness or fraternity pledge
Gak yakin kalau yang nonton hyouka itu demen ama ceritanya atau seneng nonton cuman gegara Chitanda Eru itu doang?
Not sure if day 3 article due day 3 or if day 3 article due on day 2
NOT SURE IF THEY'RE NFL REFS OR FOOT LOCKER EMPLOYEES
not sure if defective mucus membrane or slurm queen
Not sure if a spy or just lag
Not sure if Safety dance is a good song Or if it's just catchy
Not sure if apple maps or abstract painting
NOT SURE IF hungry or just bored
Not Sure if you are quoting Shakespeare  or just being sarcastic to a friend
Not Sure if calling bluff or serious
Not sure if going to buy bottle caps  or just checking out their awesomeness
Not sure if my clothes are shrinking in the wash or I'm just getting fat
NOt sure if malcolm freberg or matt elrod
not sure if kallan can't make memes or just sucks in general
Not sure if homeless or just camping out for iphone 5
Not sure if mitt romney's CAMPAIGN is going as badly as i keep reading  or if i only read liberal COMMENTARY
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR JUST RETARDED
Not sure if rampants are easy or art* just sucks
Not sure if Justin Shannon exist... or he's just imaginary?
NOT SURE IF THE GRANNIES REALLY WANT TO DISQUALIFY ANDRIA OR THEY JUST CAN'T BEAT HER THROUGH THE VOTING PROCESS
Not sure if your creepin on me or just here By accident
CAN'T TELL IF DUDE IS HOMELESS OR A HIPSTER
not sure if i understand this assignment sheesh!
Not sure If Garten Haeska is gay or just a dumb ass
Not sure if i should stop eating Or keep eating
Not sure if eleanor or gwen
Not sure if comppletely moronic title or i just can't get the joke
Not sure if pink or miley cyrus
Can't tell if Hard Play Made to look easy or easy play made to look hard
this ball sack looks interesting
Not sure if ash tray or ass tray
not sure if religion is dying or I speak too much time on reddit
not sure if becoming older is making me more cynical or teenagers are just idiots
Not sure if bear Or just chuck testa
NOT sure if club sign-up stand or free food stand
gak yakin ama pb buat bikin topeng meme atau dia pengen damai
Not sure if 50 or 18 with 32 years of experience
not sure if misspelling or it does'nt even make sense!
Not Sure if im a nerd because i watch star trek or i watch star trek because im a nerd
Not sure if stalking me   or just randomly browsing by
Not sure if compliment Or insult
Not SURE IF I'M USING THE INTERNET  OR TAKING A DUMP
not sure if g17 sucks or everything else is op
not sure if playing good or just getting lucky
Math > Sex ? Go away you insane virgin.
Not sure if Maori Or indian
Not sure if day is actually going good or is just being sarcastic
Nit Sure IF I Am Bart Simpson Grown UP
Not sure if trolling or just stupid
nOT SURE IF CELL oR IF NOT ALIVE
LEO
Not sure if magnanimous or malicious
Not sure if moped goes fast eNough  Or if Guys were going slow on purpose
cROWD OF KIDS SURROUNDS THE APPLE STORE ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF OCCUPY WALL ST. nOT SURE IF THEY'RE PROTESTING CORPORATE GREED OR LINING UP FOR THE NEW IPHONE
not sure if client ignoring email... or haven't received it yet..
Not sure if because im single or just crazy
Not sure if theonion.com or real news
not sure if onion artcle or something a republican actually said
not sure if santa claus  or hamish winch
NOT SURE IF THEY ARE JUVENTUS FANS OR ANTI-INTER FANS
Not Shure if Mohammend-Video Makes Fun of Islam Or Christian-Fundamentalism even Funnier
not sure if jonathan was too busy to answer my call or pressed 'ignore'. Damn you Jonathan!!!
im confused. pat says she is a christian yet lying is her vernacular
I don't know if i just saw a unicorn or if i'm just losing it
not sure if students first act or mcguinty first act
Don't know if Frape or legit
Not sure if he's more gay or extremely sexy
Not sure if they are really attractive or if i'm attracted to them because they are wearing my favorite character's costume
Not sure if photos of mayhem are from movie or resonse to movie
Not sure if i miss my ex-girlfriend or just miss having a girlfriend
Not sure if everyone is a DJ Or if I hang out with alot of djs
Not sure if being nice or being sarcastic
YEAH WE BOTH KNOW YOU PURPOSELY FORGOT TO TYPE THE WITH
NOt sure if a fat guy with tats or a dyke with short hair and tats
not sure if paranoid because of the x-files or just an alcoholic
DONT DO THAT AGAIN really
I REject Your Reality And REplace it with my Own!
not sure if my mum is mad or she is calling me with my full name for no reason
Not sure if signature dance move or pushing ed
Not sure if Soccer memes or anti real madrid memes
Not sure if girlfriend is really wet or just on her period
not sure if thayer hall bathroom or set of 2 girls 1 cup
Azt mondtad
not sure if that was an insult or a request fro ddos
Not sure if you're going unlock this cell phone or just checking the clock
Not sure if burning man or tank girl cosplay convention
NOT SURE IF JOKEING OR JUST STUPID
Not sure if railo is broken Or daryl is broken
not sure if Marilyn Manson or mary lee Manson
NOT SURE IF NOOB CLAN OR HACKER CLAN
Not sure if test was hard or i'm just stupid.
not sure if all the time in the world could get this guy a date
not sure if  'meem' or 'me-me'
So you would rather shave off your eyebrows but not your legs
Not Sure If Drunk Or Irish
Not sure if I hate life Or just work for AT&T
adsf adsf
Not sure if stupid or just stupid
Can't Tell if losing at call of duty or is having sex
CRis! Larry i banned you remember larry! please explain
Not Sure if that's a horse or a girl
not sure if real or fake & gay
not sure if working hard or hardly working
Not sure if he hasn't seen... or is ignoring me in hope I'll go away...
Not sure if I miss the NHL Or just really hate football
the moment when a cute girls sends you a request for one those facebook games  aND YOU'RE NOT SURE IF YOU WANT TO DENY IT.
pretending not to see you  avoiding conversation NEITHER one of us want to have
Not sure if it's roboBat or ironcop
Usikker p&#229; om naboen er d&#248;d.. Eller lager f&#229;rik&#229;l
Not sure if my shirt shrank or i just got more muscles
not sure if god or just chuck norris
this meme is done wrong not sure if
NOT SURE IF READING SHIRT OR CHECKING ME OUT
not sure if minato and kushina's child or naruto and sasuke's
Not sure if classwork is really easy or if i'm just incredibly smart
Not sure if looking for a mate... or toying with boy cuz you're bored?
not sure if you're going to unlock this phone or just checking the clock
NOT SURE IF SMLY LIKES ME OR IT's NOT MY FAULt
Not sure if unlocking phone or checking time
NOT  SURE IF IM WET OR IF ITS THE RAIN
not sure if i killed 42 people last night oh wait
not sure if to unlock or to just check the time
I NEED EYE DROPS
Not sure if some of the girls at my school got pregnant or fatter over the summer.
not sure if car is rice or rice is car
Not Sure IF He's Drunk Or it's just Sang goo
Not sure if this is hilarious or if i'm sleep deprived
Not sure if girl is hot or i'm really drunk
Not sure if de ja Vu Or foxtel is repeating again
Not sure if gangnam style is the way i want to live
not sure if republican party or The People's Laxative
Not sure if i hate school trips or cameras
Not sure if the god of hypebeasts is weezy or chief keef
Not sure if mrs.brandt is holding back her chew  Or a bird trying to puke up her food
what is this spence
is it only me or don't people in movies pay for drinks when they go to a bar?
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD SUPPORT LOCAL MUSIC OR WATCH NETFLIX
not sure if im blowing out a good hit or i'm just seeing my breath in the cold
Not sure if paper makes sense Or i believe my bullshit
justin bieber.... WHAT IS THIS CRAP
not sure if nadia  or scarface
NOT SURE IF IPHONE 5 SUCKS OR IF THEY'RE JEALOUS
Not sure if i gained superhuman strength Or laundry detergent is empty
Not sure if pee dribble Or water splashed from sink
not sure if missing the joke or skater is using real name
not sure if i'm on 9gag or some android-forum full of apple haters
Not sure if stephan's head is big or if everyone elses head is small
Tim brown. great man? or greatest man?
YOU DID BUILD THAT
Not sure if rosalind franklin chicks are hot or if i just havent been out of north chicago in months
Not sure if goth
NOT SURE IF AMBULANCE SIREN OR SOPRANO
not sure if referring to biv or just biv-in-the-image
not sure if she's hot or i've been at Usafa too long
not sure if flashing high beams at me or if the road is just bumpy
Not sure if dancing horse chick is sexy... or disturbing...
Not sure if the facebook friend block me or deactivate their account
Drink Tequila Sunrise Or drink tequila at sunrise
meme I made or a legitimate thought I had
Not sure if philosophical Or just plain dumb
Not sure if this is iphone 5 or just a REMOTE CONTROL
not sure if ihsan is a big ugly somalian or just one nasty ass gorrila
Not sure
Not sure if this is sexy or disturbing...
Not sure if joking around or BORDER LINING serious
1
Not sure if serious or troll
What happened here? wait! I don't want to know
NOT SURE IF I FLUSHED THE TOILET OR NOT....
Not sure if the audience didn't ask questions because they understood everything or because they understood nothing
not sure if stupid or just maddie
Not sure if that's quyen tran or God
Not sure if people are looking at me because im driving wrong or because im driving the only toyota cressida around
Not sure if serious or gay
not sure if dread or sparkles
Not sure if didn't hear me or just ignoring me
not sure if someone robs my nephews grave
Not sure if first or faggot
Deploys MOAB Gets infected during countdown
Not sure if he's very black or barry white
Not sure if im too tall          or your too little
not sure if browsing /r/WTF OR /R/SPACEDICKS
not sure if she's talking to me for interest or just to be kind
Not sure if CPS is bad at math Or bad at lying
NOt sure if inside joke or i just dont get it
not sure if its the new iphone5 or just the old phone with a new price tag...
can't tell if black people don't care about the internet being racist or if there are just no black people on the internet...
can't tell if yonda is a good troll Or we're all just trolling the same person.
not sure if people are agreeing with me or if they're just patronizing me
Not sure if magic or modern science
Not sure if awesome or totally lame.
Not sure if meant good intention or just whipped
Not sure if iphone 5 sucks or... wait! it really sucks!
Don't know if retarded or all iphones look the same
Not sure if people stare at me because i'm hot or because i'm ugly
Not sure if iPhone5 Or just Galaxy 3 with apple logo
Can't figure out if he's a man.city fan.. or a glory hunting low life...
Not sure if petsmart or petsmart
not sure if talking about indian people or native americans
iPhone 5
Not sure if left facebook logged in or normal nasty behavior
not sure if girls with massive eyebrows like you... or you like girls with massive eyebrows...
Not sure if friend is slow to reply or if  they thought i was serious
I dont know if i work in call center cause there is no calls or there is no calls cause i work in call center
cant tell if nsc or gay cunts
not sure if that is slender man or it is just a tree
I like you not sure you do
Not sure if I'M introvert or he is just a loud person
Not sure if a paperless school is progression or if its a sign of bad things
Not sure if in anatomy lab too long or watched too many zombie movies
Not sure if better professors or lower standards
not sure if nat sound break or audio wasn't put in
not sure if ruined party or made it better
Not sure if he is noob or just a very good troll
not sure if pulled neck muscles  or just stressing out
Not sure if donkey Or Karim Moumneh
not sure if we actually are the worst batch ever or if she tells the same to every other batch
Not sure if people really love gangnam style or just being sarcastic
not sure if i'm sick or just a terrible hangover
Not sure if 4 am is really
Not sure if addicted to facebook or just a boring person.
not sure if a redneck fag or bob dylan
not sure if these people are stupid or the ib actually helped
Not sure if cooking or being an idiot
Not sure if Alienware computer Or dog shit
not sure if democrat national convention or roast on mitt romney
not sure if she's playing with me or just want to be my girlfriend
Not sure if trolling or just a blonde chick
not sure if godaddy down or just godaddy
Not sure if asking to party or asking to party
Not sure if cookie scout  or justin bieber
not sure if pissed or pms'ing
Not sure if birthday was 10 hours ago or in 5 hours
Not sure if I am really smart Or people are just really stupid.
not sure if dubstep or drumstep
lol some say I write 'lol' too many times lol :-D
Can't tell if looking at ultrasound Or preview for paranormal activity 4
not sure if sexy or rich
Not sure if wizard or hobo with pointy hat
Not sure if Brian May Or Fourth Doctor
dAMN i THINK I SHARTED
Not sure if DOCDEBIL TOLD ME TO LEAN BACK ENTIRELY OR I FINALLY FOUND A REASON TO CONCENTRATE ON SCHOOL
not sure if that fly is inside or outside
not sure if intelligent or iphone is correcting your grammar for you
not sure if too old or accidently went into gay club
Not sure if im really smart or all my friends are retarded
not sure if gnat infestation or same gnat that comes back to life
not sure if i should answer the phone or if someone else will get it
Not sure if Troll Or just stupid
Not Sure if hot  or just wearing yoga pants
Wait
Not Sure If cats are fighting or having sex
not sure if serious or just troll??
NOT SURE IF GOING TO FOD OR SLEEPING IN
Not sure if language arts teacher is mad or really pissed off
Not sure if i friendzoned him Or he friendzoned me
Not sure if shity eyes or shitty picture
Not sure if troll or just that stupid
not sure if slenderman or agent 47
NOT SURE IF INDIA OR JUST PASSING THROUGH SURREY
Not sure if Giants or browns
NOT SURE IF NOT GETTING MY TEXTS OR JUST IGNORING ME
Not sure if fanmail was serious or you were just messing with me
Not sUre if she's a pilBara 8 Or a Perth 4
Not sure if shes playing hard to get or if the pepperspray really means go away
Not sure if the lakers Or the avengers
democrats say they represent minorities... republicans have more elected women and hispanics..hmm
Not sure if retarded driver or asain face mask ?
NoT sure if deads or sleepings in a piles of blood
not sure if sam harris or michael cera
Not sure if I can really drink Dew or just a test
not sure if giant iphone or mini ipad...
not sure if black is slimming or clement is slimming
not sure if cute or devilish
Not sure if dems afraid of empty chairs or just bad at percentages
Not sure if losing weight or belt stretching
Not sure if Meeting was worth attending Or if a sign forced me to come
Sjam e sigurt nese tirANA ESHT SHUM E VOGEL Apo patrik kaca ka shum ish te dashura
not sure if going to the billiard club sept 20th at 9pm for comedy or for penny pitchers of beer
NoT sure if you're a lyrical genius or you stole this from a song I've never heard
now or later
not sure if really the top two comments for this youtube video or people just like it cuz it's the first two comments they see
Not sure if slenderman or man door hand hook car door
not sure if dream meant something or i smoked too much before bed
hfncmcmcckkckckd&#246;klasdfkldsvlkvklvkjlvkjvdfshvgiogrgorgnkrgbngkbhergkbnlsgklglnhgnrgfnsdrohgfrlgfvngdskjghdebgek&#246;lfmngghnj vhgfjkfkjlfjfdfjjdgjdjgjgjfjlfvbgjjjgfjgfgfkjgjlgk&#246; gfgvj&#246;lv&#246;gfm&#228;g m&#228;k gjog in jperijbijtijrjmper hgbjgkjbsbjhjbhjojobhjobhkbhjbthjmbtvhjiodghbj oijbg odpi i cant read it
Not sure if background texture or dust on screen
not sure if billy is funny or if he will hurt me if i dont laugh
BiLly oR Male supermodel
not sure if doing good for goodness sake or just acting like an atheist
Not sure if doing good for goodness sake or if just atheist
Either she has got a fantastic body or i've just downloaded photoshop
Not Sure if Apple has a ton of money from good business Or just from suing everyone who improves their patents?
Not sure if Vegan food Or left over packaging material
Not sure if it's too hot outside or she doesn't mind her butt hanging out
maybe if i do this amy's parents will like me more
not sure if it is the bible or just toiletpaper
Not sure if it's a man and woman or lesbians
Not sure if people actually like Gangnam style or they think its funny
not sure if studying or playing minecraft
not sure if tattoo or varicose veins
not sure if retarded or just congressmen
not sure if art or just trolling
Not sure if RA is really not home Or having sex with girlfriend and ignoring my knocking
note sure if i'm sure or not
Not sure if private school or pimlico
not sure if celebrities today says true story about their life  or says a bullshit to gain popularity
fake friends fake friends everywhere
not sure if really good hip hop dancer or looks that way because a shirt is tied around their waist
Not sure if everyone in walking dead is stupid or I just watch way too many zombie movies
Not sure if that's a serious insh'allah or i always here a synonym of a ''no''
not sure if learned in english class or learned in history class
not sure if new mancity or old arsenal
not sure if milk gone bad or just stoned
not sure if white or skin pigmentation
not sure if senchez stoled my boby car
not sure if racist or trolling on facebook to cure boredom
NOT SURE IF WHITE CASTLE HAS THE BEST BURGERS OR COMPLETELY WASTED
not sure if nobody likes my post or nobody has seen my post
Not Sure if joseph gordon levitt is asian or just always squinting
Not sure if best mre's ever Or just cause I'm hungry
not sure if george harrison or dhani harrison
not sure if linguistics more fun than computer science or just easier
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD LAUGH AT THESE MEME'S OR BE ANNOYED THAT THEY ARE PLASTERED ON MY WALL
Not sure if mad or sad
So everone makes the memes Thats why this site sucks
not sure if mrs. staley  or a sailor
Not sure if this is the town of Acton Or Chinatown
not sure if republicans misunderstand science or just hate women
not sure if eminems or m&m's
NOT SURE IF DUBSTEP IS THE WORST MUSIC EVER OR if just severely out of touch with the times
Not Sure if DJ is good or very drunk
not sure if srs.. how2quitrevolutionx
NoT sure if This girl is pregnant Or has drUnk too much beer
Not sure if french or english
Not sure if sarcastic or over expressing their thought that my joke was funny
NOT SURE IF BRUCE WILLIS FIGHTing APPLE for justice OR JUST TRYING TO destroy my apple stock gains
Republicans fight obama on every single bill complain he hasn't gotten anything done
NOT SURE IF I REALLY LOVE SERENA MORE OR JUST LOVE THE THRILL OF A FIRST DATE
I DO NOT KNOW IF THIS SET .. 're Coming or going ...
Not sure if Javale Mcgee or patrick star
not sure if facebook or complaint book
Not sure if song lyrics or legit status
not sure if excited or nervous
Not sure if obsessed with dr who..... ..... Or just David tennant
not sure if troll or a braindead
NOT SURE IF FULL STOMACH OR I'M JUST FAT
not sure if she didn't want to answer my sms or if her phone just sucks
Not sure if saying Giroud  or djourou
not sure if in the elevator or in a time machine
NOT SURE IF FULL STOMACH OR I'M JUST FAT
not sure if kiddnapping Santa claus is a federal offense
not sure if hands smell like wet dog Or bacon from the cafeteria
NOT SURE IF IZI OR ROBBIE
Not sure if sarcastic Or trYing to Admit a Confession
Can't tell if acting retarded or actually just fully retarded
Not sure if Trance or house
smoked a point and lent my x5 to a commo
Not sure if gay men running around in tight spandex pants or just watching nfl
not sure if too late for coffee  or too early
Not sure if girlfriend or parasite
not sure if they're reposting or we have the same imagination
NOT SURE  IF  WALKING CUMDUMP OR RIHANNA IN CONCERT
DON'T KNOW IF TRYING HATS OR HAVING LEKTION
Not sure if i lose my personality or others just become like me
Not sure if  Ronaldo or messi
Not sure if this meme is so popular  or just overused
not sure if everyone understood my joke or simply laughing out of pity
Can't tell if hungry or just bored
Not sure if adrian is gay or she is gay...
not sure if george takei's Facebook is getting really lame or just getting tired of george takei's Facebook
Not sure if it happened or it was a dream
not sure if that is child abuse or toddlers and tiaras?
Not sure if radio static or just dubstep
Not sure if sexual predator or auto correct
not sure if it's kahli addie or a turtle
u've got something n ur ass leela my eyes!
not sure if fry meme or not
NOT sure if crazy night or total recall
not sure if smart or colleagues retarded
not sure if liked because of joke or because of hot girls
Not Sure if annie or emily
Not sure if Pregnant or just overweight
Not sure if I work for sociopaths or just working at coco juku
not sure if i prefer isolation or im afraid to enter a relationship
NOT SURE IF BATSMAN IS TRYING TO GET OUT OR A BATTING MASTER CLASS FROM GRIF
Not sure if she is flirting or talking shit
CAN'T REALIZE ıs ıt a star or a plane
Not sure if entp or enfp
Not sure if Clint Eastwood was trolling or just forgot to take his medicine
Not Sure if really gay or left fb open again
Not sure if i care or really bored
Not sure if Plastics on twitter are trolls or are seriously freaking stupid
Not sure if really like hamburgers or just like ketchup
Not sure if they really support Romney or if they are just setting themselves up for 2016
Not sure if i miss ms. petroukhinas art claSS OR  IF I MISS WATCHING RUSSIAN LESBIANS TEACH..
Not sure if this existenz link isn't funny or if i am just not that tired yet
NOT SURE IF BING ALGO SUCKS OR IF OPTIMIZING WRONG
Cant tell if team building OR WASTING COLOSSAL AMOUNTS OF TIME
Can't tell if getting older... ...or people are getting younger
Not sure if it's okay to leave work early today
not sure if liking justin bieber or just som of his songs
Not sure if 15th time hearing story or 20th from DJ
Not sure if bridesmaid with eyepatch is hot or hottest
cannot ride in rain but floats like the titanic
Not sure if Liked OR people are just friendly
Not sure if Vollyball player or really slutty
CAN'T TELL IF SERIOUS OR HUGE BUCKEYE HOMER
Not sure if Republican National convention Or ROAST of President Barack Obama
Not sure if republican national convention or the roast of barack obama
Not sure if Clint Eastwood is bad at satire Or if he has just gone senile
NOt sure if coming onto me or just screwing with me
not sure if red or green
not sure if to save this cookie for later or eat it now
not sure if hurricane issac or unt plan to beat lsu
Not sure if doing his wife's laundry or his own
Not sure if im happy or on a huge sugar rush
Not sure if this is for class Or for work
can't tell if i'm actually hungry or just bored
not sure ıf ı am not sure or ı am sure
NOT SURE IF JERSEY SHORE IS CANCELED OR THE WORLD IS GETTING SMARTER
fjdsklfjdsklfjdsklfjdsklfjdsklfjdsklfjdsklfjksdlfjlkds fjdsklfjdslkfjdsklfjlkds
Not sure if being sarcastic or actually agreeing with me
not sure if i support string theory or loop quantum gravity
NOT SURE IF GOOD STRETCH GAVE ME BONER OR YOUR SMILE
NOT SURE IF GOOD STRETCH GAVE ME BONER OR YOUR SMILE
NOT SURE IF YOU ARE BETTER... ...OR I CARE LESS
Not sure if parakeets are playing or murdering each other
Not sure if fat... or pregnant...
Not Sure If noob Or Just New Comer
Not sure if democrat or just really hate the republicians
not sure if lack in logical conclusion leading to an unsolvable callculation or just missng semicolon
Not sure if thats a fart or a shit waiting to fill my pants
Not sure if really deeply in love or she has no sense of humour
not sure if hacking or just changing desktop
manager keeps getting me to do his job
can't tell if mocking anarchists Or just misunderstanding meme
not sure if on reddit because i can't sleep or cant sleep because on reddit
NOT SURE IF GLASS HALF FULL OR HALF EMPTY
Not sure if Soraka counter karthus Or Karthus counter soraka
Not sure if talking to me or you
meus olhos est&#227;o co&#231;ando mas eu estou com pregui&#231;a de ergues o bra&#231;o
snooki
NOt sure if sad and hiding or won too much and don't care about losing
nOT SURE IF SARAH JESSICA PARKER OR HORSE
Not sure if I should import skype contacts or if i should jack off
not sure if blake is sussin or REALY INTERESTED IN MAORI CULTURE
NOT SURE IF SPIRIT FINGERS
NOT SURE IF PURE GENIOUS OR PURE CRAP
black people: not sure if having conversation or about to kill eachother
not sure if reddit is down because too many people on obama ama...  or because government is censoring questions
not sure if he's gay or just really friendly
Not sure if dying or just rechecking internal predictions
NOT Sure if he found meme on the net or made it on meme generator
not sure if sarcasm or genuinely surprised
Not sure if maggie brooks or droopy dog
not sure if ms parkes is passionate about her job or just really hates kids
not sure if chicken  or Lizard
*Listening to dubstep* not sure if real ambulance or part of the song
Not sure if i hear crickets because my window is open and it's getting late or because my brain is replying to all the studying
Not sure if good thread Or just not as bad
Not sure if friends are happy for mE Or they are happy that I'm leaving
not sure if kristen stewart  or really convincing statue
Not sure if midget or really short
not sure if bad desk placement         or bad door placement
a friend is connected on msn that's suspicious
Not sure if what you just said is cute  or it's a gay Thought
Gag yakin kalo sekarang banyak tante-tante atau anak kecil yang jadi tante-tante
Not sure if tumblr is drunk or if i am
not sure if i should go to school or pretend that my alarm clock never went off
not sure if spurt muscle or shunt muscle
To procrastinate ... or not to procrastinate...
NOT SURE IF SET 3 OR SET 4
not sure if i am the smartest in the class or the two people sitting next to me are idiots
Not sure if its ok to say retarded when referring to myself
not sure if doing this meme right or people only liked it because its wrong
not sure if this is a centrelink meme page  or an opinion page for bogans
Not Sure if teacher wants me to leave class or shut up
Not sure if mom happy or secretly plotting my death
NOT Sure if slenderman or just cleverly generated internet spam
Not sure if proud of my country for gangnam style or embarrassed and ashamed
Not sure if i'm Genius  or completely insane
throw the crab it will intimidate them
Not sure if socially awkward or asperger's sydnrome
not sure if application lost or just not smart enough for grad school
Not sure if totally dependent on meds or was always this useless
Not sure if everyone is making his own meme or just sleeping
Not sure if disappointed
Not sure if high Or just stoned
Not sure if lecture is easy or the professor is really good
Not sure if 'inspirational' or 'cautionary tale'
Not sure if squilliam Or anthony davis
Not sure if door unlocks automatically when handle is twisted or if lock is broken
not sure  if they have no questions or just want to leave
NOT SURE IF THAT IS BORIS JOHNSON OR WILD
oH REALLY?  You think I care because............
note sure if republican national convention or special olympics
Not sure if he's into underage Or grannies
not sure if this card is the best idea ever or the worst
Not sure if I want BBQ sauce or just want to get sauced
NOT sure if raphael on vacation or homeless sleeping on beach
not sure if dzenan is gay or just has no wheels
Not sure if she's a slag  or is just setting the new record for longest time spent laid down
NOT SURE IF GREAT PS SKILLS OR JUST PERVERT
not sure if Eddie Koroi... Or Ronie Coleman
Not sure compile goes well Or computer is just slow
Not sure if i'm gonna buy brand new or second hand ohp
not sure if expensive  or i'm just really poor
not sure if studying inheritance law or mysteriously back to maths class
Not sure if fred wilpon or frank mccourt
NOT SURE IF MOOCH OR JUST KAPIL
wedding invitation says party starts at 6 show up at 6:30 and they are still setting up
Not sure if spam or real thread
not sure if funyun or funny #2 bag
Not sure if punk is heel or creative have dropped the ball again
Not sure floor is getting cleaner or i'm just spreading the dirt around
Call of Duty Y so much lag!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT SURE IF SHE&#180;S HIS GIRLFRIEND OR HIS DAUGHTER
not sure if the squirrel looks suspicious or is it just my impression
not sure if drinking on job or drinking for job
Not sure if reinforcement learning technique Algorithm works Or just Bug causing Infinite Loop
Not sure if these are dodgers or the yankees dressed in blue
not sure if attending Renaissance Festival  or homeless
Not sure if cool hair or lost comb
NOT SURE IF USERS CAN'T FOLLOW DIRECTIONS OR SIMPLY WON'T FOLLOW DIRECTIONS
not sure if onion article or real news
not sure if troll face or really happy old man
Not sure if bad thrown midrange or awesome thrown putter
Not sure if wasted youth or wasted youth.
NOT Sure IF Louis Armstrong HAD doped when he COMPOSED FLY ME TO THE MOON
Not sure if Air conditioning broken or just INAPPROPRIATELY DRESSED for work
I wonder if Dinobot reads William Shakespeare's Hamlet
not sure if joking or if you haven't seen us in way too much time
Not sure if  Jerry or harold and kumar 3 guy
not sure if girl is wearing a  'bump-it' or an alien
not sure if physically tired   or sleepy
not sure if deja vu or seen it before
Not Sure If Pakistan is a Nation Or disORGANIZED crowd
NOT SURE IF MRS BA-CON OR JUST A PIG IN HIDING
WHAT IF TOLD YOU..... YOU SAID 'I' IN YOUR HEAD...
not sure if im asian or looking strait at the sun
not sure if joking or actually a spy
not sure if gained weight or pregnant
Not sure if im not sure or if im too sure than im not
Not sure if ugly or stupid
not sure if geico lizard or real lizard
not sure if 69 or 96
not sure if matias sippola or antti jalmari
Not sure if playing game or going TROLOLOL
Not sure if Getting older and easly annoyed or new generation is more annoying
Not sure if genuinely clever or just inundated by meme culture
Press any key to continue where is the any key?
Not sure if gay guy Or really strong girl
Not sure if actually sick or shit bagging pt
Not sure if It's Racist Or literal
Not sure if retarded or just klevis
NOT SURE IF WET FROM RAIN OR SWEATING FROM RUNNING
Not sure if unisa student or degenrate retard
Not sure if unisa student or degenrate
Not sure if pierce brosman or pierce brosnan
not sure if i like documentary because its interesting or i'm a hipster.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD SHIP NIAM OR LARRY STYLINSON
Not sure if counted as close friend or if privacy settings didn't work
Not sure if  12 year old or  a ganga from cairns
Not sure if stupid or sadomaso
not sure if mangled piece of shit  or one of anthony's memes
not sure if Mr. jackson is scary or just a nice guy
not sure if psychology is a science or we just needed the numbers
STILL NOT SURE IF JUST JOKING OR JUST REALLY NEW TO THE INTERNET.
not sure if stripper or year 9
Not sure if joking or actually homo
Not sure if I should try to tell you happy birthday first or be cool and tell you last
Not sure if annoyed to see things from reddit on fb or happy that they're on fb instead of back on the front page.
? !
not sure if double park or bad parking job
not sure if A REALLY BAD JOKE OR IF I ACESS 9GAG WAY TOO MUCH
What is this Derp face you speak of?
Not sure if i really want something or the media is making me want it
Not sure if it's a cupcake with glitter barf Or an Egyptian wedding dress.
not sure if king kong is blown out or my sub eq is too high for it
not sure if heaven or brownsauce
Not Sure if sniper or friendly fire
Not sure if a slam Or is being serious
Not sure if i should do the summer assignment or 'yolo' it
Not sure if my dreams are nice or my life is a nightmare
not sure if i actually like rain or just hate fluffy hair
not sure if typing or watching really long lgr intro
not sure if thats a easy math problem or im just retarded
i see what you did there
Not sure if school is actually charging for solar panels or epic troll
Not sure if Craig is smiling at me Or just laughing at my stupidity.
I'm not sure if this is the batman theme song or if this person has a really bad stutter
not sure if ipod stopped working or a john cage song
WANNA JERK OFF TOGETHER?
not sure if 2chainz or smoothie guy from icarly
Not sure if bil gl&#228;n is missing or if it just is bil gl&#228;n
not sure if joke about 2% adorable or somehow found asian not good at math
NOT SURE IF SHE DOESN'T text couse she's not interested or just waiting to do dat for her
Not sure if /r/politics is dominated by liberals or is an rss feed of cnn headlines
Not sure if block is telling the truth or just suCCESSFULLY trolling me
Not sure if pregnant or just fat.
Not sure if being robbed Or just shopping at the rifleman
Not sure if compliment ...or insult
not sure if losing weight or time to wash jeans again
not sure why bernanke's hand smells like obama's ass
not sure iF trying asian vision or just can't see something
CAN'T TELL IF MY SKINS GETTING LIGHTER? OR I'M GETTING PULLED OVER LESS.
Not sure if hungry or bored
NOT SURE IF THE STRIKER OF CHELSEA IS TORRES OR IVANOVIC
not sure if romney supporter or troll
i dont always use the wrong meme but... fuuuuuuu
Not sure if his spirit will break first or his body
Not sure if he's gay or just really nice
obama? not sure if liar or failure
NOT SURE if headphones are getting quieter OR I'M GETTING DEAFER
not sure IF i have no classes with friends or just no friends
Not sure if im a perv or girls make their boobs more visible
Not sure if like Because happy for me  or happy i'm leaving
Not sure if i miss her or just hungry
not sure why all the asians  sit together at lunch
NOT SURE IF SUBTLE PATTERN OR DUST ON MY SCREEN
not sure is ms masse yells because she is excited or just thinks people in back can't hear her
Not sure if in love or love being rent free
Not sure if stupid or miss sainty student
Not sure if pierce brosnan is exploring the Danish film industry and expanding his horizon as an actor Or he just DespEraTely needs money
not sure if im really lazy or really efficient
Not sure if troll  or just another child left behind
Not sure is my mom wanted kids or just a free maid service
Not sure if attention SeekEr Or mentalLy unstable
not sure if blood on the Roots and branches or on the roads and bridges
not sure if that smell is coming from someone else or me
not sure if wodden pc or slow-motion
not sure if non-funny pun or spelling mistake
not sure if phil actually wants to reelist ...  or if he just doesn't want to be unemployed....
Not sure if onion headline or Republicans actually that dumb
Listens to reggae. Forks fingers.
Not sure if surprise gummi worm in bears is upsetting or actually pretty cool
Not sure if timeline or suicide letter
not sure if MEME PRODUCTION OR AWSOME
not sure if being sad and creative at same time orjust quoting song lyrics
NOt sure if you are unlocking phone Or just checking The time
not sure if it's a beer or the pure juice of the corn
Not sure if infertile or being legitimately Raped
NOT SURE IF I'M BLUE OR
not sure if the circle of people is for a fight or a rap battle
not sure if matt has skills or just egotistical
Not sure if hungry or just bored
not sure if mr vidot or steve martin
not sufe if i will come or just go home
Not sure if sea water is too cold or the wind is too strong
Not sure if i'm funny or if she wants me to stop talking
Not sure if bear joke or just a fan of neckbeards
Not sure if im funny for making a joke or they're funny for being stupid
not sure if happy about life or about whats happening below the frame of this pic
Not sure if lecturer wants arial font because she's OCD or just wants to be able to guess wordcount
not sure if idiot or just trolling
must. hold. it. in.
not sure if shit hole or palmerston north
Not sure if its a bug or undocumented feature
NOT SURE IF EVERYONE IS WISHING ME A 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' BECAUSE THEY REMEMBER  OR BECAUSE FACEBOOK TOLD THEM.
you know what i think that the worlds going to end? hitler in 911
Not so sure That by likiNg her pics shes gonna think i like her Nahhhh shes not that kind of person or is she UhHm
Not sure if misused meme or I don't get the joke
Not sure whether to Not give a shit or to not care
Not sure if serious or just saying to spite me
not sure if murderer or killer
The next time i HAVE TO reset your password.. i'm GOING TO KICK A BABY
not sure if boss wants to please us or want us to work even more
Not sure if i want school to start or i'm bored with summer
Can't Tell if the 3 matches on the left side column are always hotter or their pictures are just smaller
NOT SURE IF WORKING OR TESTING WRONG
not sure if ipod is broken or beginning of pink floyd song
not sure if i'm big or all my friends thin
not sure if summer or fall
Not Sure If Im Surrounded By idiots or i am one ?
not sure of miley cyrus or bull dyke...wait same thing
NOT SURE IF SARCASM OR A REAL COMPLIMENT
Not sure if did-yuo-know.tumblr.com is trying to be funny or if they're trolling
Not sure if ray liotta or tommy vercetti
not sure if i'm losing weight or i don't go to mcdonald's
Not Sure IF HUMAN oR JUST A FITTA
no sure what episode this meme came from
Not sure if i hate timeline or facebook hates me
Not sure if i going to find vacation place  or i was lost
Not sure if i need to fap... or just sleep
not sure if good at vfx or just good at installing plugins
Not sure if I'm Big Or All my friends Thin
Not sure if i should upvote for pointing out stupidity or downvote because of stupidity
not sure if i'm big or all my friends thin
NOt sure if compliment Or just sarcasm
Not sure if ninja jokes disappeared Or ninjas got even better at hiding
Not sure if RELAPSE  or Pms
not sure if high or... wait
not sure if dustin or phillip seymour
Not sure if marco is dead or phone is on mute
Im starting to think you don't even lift
I once Went kayake I only went in circles
Not sure if i should dance or have sex
Not sure if you're going to unlock this iPad  Or just checking the time
nOT SURE IF HUNGRY OR LOOKING AT DELICIOUS FOOD
Not sure if wins is fat or if he's gay
Not sure if 'No Drugs' includes weed or only real drugs
Not Sure If Gay Or Really Awkwardly Random
not sure if gun is op or they had no hit points
what are they doing with that cup?
not sure if everton is good or manchester is bad
i'm not sure if barca play yesterday or today
Not sure If my jokes are lame or my friends have a lame sense of humor
Not sure if i want to be a musician because i like music or i just don't want to study anymore
not sure if actually hot chick or in class with only ugly girls
I don't always get interrupted
Hm
Not sure if I am the single one around there who don't like 'ermahgerd' POSTS
NOT SURE IF TOO SEXY OR TOO DRUNK
not sure if couch is dirty or dylan peed himself
Ex writes status: Not sure she is referring to you or if she is missing someone else
or just short
Can't tell if fox news or the onion
Don't know if first piece of cake was to honor me or to shut me up
not sure if incredibly sexy girl or j-rocker
NOT sure if asian
not sure if shayden tamatea or scribe
Not sure if Legend Or Just an Air Force Cadet
not sure if asian girl is 15 or 40
Not sure if i want to pee  or fap
not sure if kelburn parade or mount everest
Cant figure out if that was tom madden  ..... or jesus
NOT SURE IF UNSECURE NETWORK OR INSECURE NETWORK ENGINEERS
Not sure if thats franklin wongs prices or flight club
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD CHAT HER UP ORRR THROW A BOTTLE OF WATER AT HER FACE
not sure if school is to get an education or to make sure you wEar your uniform corRectly
Not sure if life expectancy is really rising Or an attempt to increase retirement age again
not sure if tony stark is rdj or rdj is tony stark
NOT SURE IF THERE'S A GUN IN HER POCKET OR SHE IS...
Not sure if i'm a freak or she's too hot
Not sure if trolling or just stupid
not sure if jaejoong is pervert or really good actor
Not sure if pretending to be retarded or is really retarded
not sure if high or just retarded
not sure if you're going to unlock me or just check the time
not sure if faggot for stealing my kill or good  guy for saving my life
Not sure if death metal or just metal
not sure if I should upvote because its funny or downvote because that family might get killed over the bad press
Not sure if MIRANDA OR TERESA CASADO'S daily
not sure if female at waterloo or laurier student
not sure if werechicken or just a black person
not sure if should just leave as soon as possible or stay and blame someone else
not sure if afro or backcombed
not sure if everyone is wishing me a happy birthday because they remember or because Facebook told them.
Not sure if lol or stupid
NOT SURE IF MY CLOTHES GET SMALLER  OR IF I PUT ON WEIGHT
Not sure if going to unlock ipad Or Just going to just going to check the time
not sure if week a or week b
NOT SURE IF HACKER OR JUST REALLY
Not sure if hopeful or friend-zoned
not sure if buffering or part of video
HACKER  NOT SURE IF CLAYMORE IS FACING ME
Not sure if I hate the term 'grexit' Or going to start saying it all the time
Not sure if ur going to unlock this iphone Or just gonna check the time
NOT SURE IF am i SURE OR NOT
not sure if i shoud stay up late or sleep early
not sure if best drifter ever or worst driver ever
not sure if they're comedians or if its just awesomeness
not sure if actually cold or if  i just have to pee
NOT SURE IF want to fap or just bored
not sure if she's beautiful  or i just want so much to get laid
Not sure if i'm in poland or mallow
Not sure if I should handshake Or fistbump
Not sure if Miley Cirus or Butters from south park
not sure if dark knight or dark knight rises
NOT SURE IF MEANS FILM OR ME?
NOT SURE IF REALLY IN LOVE WITH THAT IDIOT OR MY CRITERIA IS TOO LOW FOR BEING SINGLE TOO LONG
I''M NOT SURE IF MY DOG DOESN'T UNDERSTAND ME AT ALL OR HE'S JUST TRYING TO BE CUTE
not sure if still sleepy or just stupid
not sure if being reasonable and understanding or  instead 'it's a trap'
Not sure if cast from jersey shore  or metros freo regulars
not sure if I believe in karma or if i'm just too lazy to exact my revenge
Not sure  if shark week or longest jaws ad ever
what's that cute girl's name again? oh yeah
Not sure if you're going to unlock This phone Or just checking Clock
not sure if speaking gibberish or another language
not sure if real shaco or clone
Not sure if messaging you was a good idea or a great one
Not sure if my computer is broken or if everybody muted their camera
Not sure if you're going to unlock this galaxy s or just checking the clock
Not sure if making history or just jackasses driving on ice
Not sure if cute and innocent or pure evil
NOT SURE IF YOUR UNLOCKING THIS AMAZING IPHONE 4S WITH COOL APPS OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
not sure if i can't hear well because i'm drunk or the dj turned up the music
Not Sure if Your'e going To unlock  your phone Or your'e just checking the clock
Not sure if its an Advertisement  or a Meme
Not sure if gabe wants to challenge his healing or is stoned and walking into mobs again
Not Sure if facebook actually full of morons or the smart people are laughing too hard to respond
not sure if Person who wrote meme origin description knows they are incorrect or if they need to be corrected. Fry was staring at flexo thinking he stole a tierra
not sure if song is skipping or part of the song.
not sure if i hate you because you're annoying or if you're annoying because i hate you
Not sure if miley cyrus or homosexual pre-teen boy
Not sure if PHONE IS MESSED UP oR NO ONE'S TEXTING ME BACK
Not sure If JESUS OR JUST A BEARDED POTHEAD
not sure if poor quality audio or song is supposed to be like that
follow gw : @andreademahesa
Not Sure If gay Or European
JOE BIDEN
not sure if i love you or if i love you a lot.
not sure if lebanon or world war 3
there's not enough coffee in the world That will make you sound like a musician
not sure if threat is legit or just hiding behind another fake profile
Not sure if bud light or roomate peed in an empty bottle
You bite the fry the fry bites back my man
not sure if seat heaters on or wet myself
Not Sure if 1st assistant or just a good brown noser
NOT SURE if mlpL:FIM is for young girls or adult bronies
Not sure if I'm too nice or if the people around me are ungrateful assholes
Not sure if bad karma Or someone is just getting even with me.
Can't tell if ignoring a terrible joke
Not sure if it's alternative or bluegrass
Can't tell if six pack Or so skinny that organs are shoWing
NOT SURE IF OBAMAS A BAD PRESIDENT OR  IF IM RACIST..........
Not sure if spy or friendly engineer
not sure if Mary MacKillop College or sluts 'r' us
not sure if elvis really left the building Or whether he has just manifested himself into justin beiber
NOT sure if watching synchronized swimming  OR UNDERWATER MIME SHOW
not sure if chinese lady or thai man
not sure if in sydney tech or beijing
not sure if mr. Morgan or jfk
Not sure if washington nationals or walgreen's
Not sure if turi's strong or he does too much manuela
Not sure if i like robert downey cause he acts iron man or iron man cause he is acted by robert downey
NOT SURE IF SHE'S SLOW OR JUST DOESN'T UNDERSTAND SARCASM
Not sure if sikh or just hipster
Not sure if Large woman or deflating bounce castle
not sure if... theirs enough sugar on those pancakes satan
not sure if 'not sure if' or 'not sure whether' is grammatically correct
Not sure if I'm pleasuring her or she's calling out to her Father
NOT SURE IF JUST A MOIST FART OR IF i NEED TO FIND A BATHROOM
Not sure if lazy or enjoying summer
Not sure if ifuNny is crasHing Or it's iPhone ?
Not sure if spy or Recruiter
not sure if she is mean or on period
not sure if thats a tree or slender man...
not sure if frape or is actually gay
Not sure if cadre Hate me Or if they think im high speed
Not sure if i just watched batman the dark knight rises or inception
Not Sure if i'm geek or nerd
not sure if it's luck or everybody have a camera in their windsheild
Not sure if hipsters try to look gay or gays try to look hipster
Not sure IF I should feel bad Or just laugh at this poor soul
not sure if first period or meditation class
Can't tell if happeh danneh or just danneh
Not sure if everyone's actually getting hotter Or i've been single for a really long time
Not Sure if forward chain letter or die the next day
Not sure if i'm a genius or everyone else is just a retard
not sure if mr bean is an alien or a fallen angel
She says 'you can get any girl you want' Not sure if friendzoned
i don't know if i'm awkward... or i'm just too lame
that awkward moment when you  drop something and not sure if you or the other person will pick it up..
Not sure if high Or drunk
not sure if drunk or he likes fatties
NOt sure if midget or fat child
Not sure if Self-deprecating or silent elitist
Not sure if I have spare time Or I'm forgetting something
Not sure if born under rock or just ignorant
not sure if hobo will use my money to eat or get high
Not sure if saul oremus or black though from the roots
Not sure if getting an education or getting abused for wrong uniform
not sure chris can win in jump rope or he is hacking
not sure if im sure about being sure ...
Not sure if friends facebook is hacked or actually stupid
Not sure if Rick Frankel Or Frank Rinkel
not sure if being ignored or all of friends phones are broken
not sure if she doesn&#180;t understand or she doesn&#180;t want to
שי מזמין לדו ל? יודע ?? הו? רציני ?ו ל?
can't tell if creepy or considerate
not sure if my post disappeared or i just can't find it
Firenze fire-ren-eeze??
wait what?
NOT sure if i smell o.k. or if my place smells too much for me to realize i smell bad
NOT SURE IF SWARBS OR JUST BAD ALIAS
NOT SURE IF OFFLINE OR DOES NOT WANT TO CHAT WITH ME
Not sure if Shark Week Is an official holiday
Not Sure if watching dallas cowboys or paint drying
NOT SURE IF thats a tree or slender man...
Not sure if sound of rain or bacon frying
Not sure if she's WATCHING AVATAR and zuko's taling or watching korra and iroh's talking
Not sure if funny or retarded
Not sure if gained 1 kilo of muscle or 1 kilo of fat
not sure if writer is 6 years old or just retarded person
Not sure if tests were really easy or just don't have an idea what i'm doing.
not sure if young tg is an ultimate troll or just genuinly retarded
is this... Real life?
Not sure if it's me or It's you
Is that Draco Malfoy or miley cyrus
NOT SURE IF ronaldo or mak
Not sure if westlake girls or kathmandu convention
not sure if reference was clever or too old
not sure if retnia display or website is shit
Not sure if life sux Or if i'm just lazy
not sure if he doesn't like me or playing hard to get
not sure if it's excessive camber or hubs are snapped
NOT SURE IF REBLOGGING DRAMATIC MOVIE GIF BECAUSE THAT'S HOW I FEEL OR IF I JUST REALLY LIKE THAT PART OF THE MOVIE
NOT SURE IF I&#180;M GOOD WRITING ESSAYS or i&#180;m just starting to believe my own bullshit
not sure if you actually knew that i was joking or you are just trying to cover it up
Not sure if troll or just gay
not sure if people are just retarded or dont know about marijuana
What...?
Not sure if molloy is blonde or just dumb
Not sure if homeless & begging or paid to twirl sign by the road
amar showing me something cool he owns not sure if thats his sales pitch...
not sure if i'm this or this
not sure if lady in tights or guy in skinny jeans
not sure if liking my vacation status because you're happy for me or liking that i'm gone
Not sure iF skunk Or dank ass weed
not sure if cat fell into blender or dubstep
Not sure if shark week really matters or just an excuse for new englanders to drink
Not sure if erectile dysfunction or marcus choo
Not sure if jessica ennis is fit or im just hard up
Not sure if it was shit or fart was slowly being let out
Have to fart... But not sure if it's *just* a fart...
Not sure if i`m difficult to understand or if people are just reaally stupiiid
not sure if plunging toilet    or fapping
Not sure if i'm ready for the long tests tomorrow or i'm just confident
But I thought the internet can do anything you want
Not sure if what I'm writing makes sense Or if what I'm sensing makes write
not sure if hot or 14
if roses are red and violets are blue then what color am i?
Not sure if good Uh-Oh Or bad uh-oh
IN SOVIET RUSSIA MEME EATS READS YOU!
NOT SURE IF MICHAEL from bb IS A multimillionaire
not sure if watching big brother or biggest loser
Not sure if lady gaga is a man oh wait he is is..
Not sure if she likes black guys Or just really likes basketball
Not sure if my friends hate me or just don't use facebook either
not sure if sure or not sure
Lady gaga
Not sure if her fat ass is shaking the stage Or there's an earthquake in Louisville
Not sure if i should go to roam or stay home and jerkoff..
not sure if not enough sleep or too much
Fry Eastwood
Not sure if this is a repost Or I looked at it already on a different computer
i already did!
not SURE IF nice guy or gay
not sure if rebelling against profile pictures or just really lazy.
not sure if people like my photo because of bf body or because they like me
not sure if people like my photo because of my bf body or because they like me
not sure if just kiddin or really being bitchy
Not sURE IF I CANNOT DECIDE OR EVERY SOLUTION IS GOOD
Not sure if friends knew my birthday or found out from facebook
not sure if i'm actually funny or if i'm just remembering another post
Not sure if people laugh at me because i am funny or just pathetic
is it cos there aren't really plenty more fish in the sea or i'm just an awful fisherman
Not sure if Full or still hungry
not sure if trying to be funny or just completely stupid
not sure if spiritually receptive or just trying to get my number
NOT SURE IF DISCONNECTED OR JUST EVERYONE HAS SHUT UP
NOT SURE IF I SHOUld care but why is bbm so slow now?
Not sure if korean drama or investigation show
not sure if bug or feature
Not sure if bug or feature
Note sure if i'm actually funny or if i'm just remembering another post
Not sure If she smells good because i like her or i like her because she smells good
Not Sure if you're going to unlock this phone OR just checking the clock
dunno if trolling or serious
Not sure if childhood ruined Or saved
Not sure if i opened 9gag or youtube
dat ass
Not sure if Fiora is good or everyone is just bad
not sure if it was a Bravia or Vizio
Not sure if trolling or just stupid
not sure if boobs getting bigger because they're growing or because i'm getting fatter
not sure if watching mad men or playing la noire
Not sure if people are excited about having classes with me because they like me Or they want to cheat off of me
Not sure if fart smells good or bad
NOT SURE IF I'M USING WINDOWS BECAUSE ITS BETTER THAN MAC OR IF I'M AFRAID OF BEING SHUNNED BY EVERYONE BUT MAC USERS
Not sure if childhood ruined Or saved
Not sure if trolling or really doesn't get it
Not sure if facebook makes people seem horrible Or gives them a chance to be horrible
Not sure if ss Or just hide..
not sure if my upper lip is too big or my lower lip is too small
Not sure if it actually tastes good or it only delicious cuz i was fasting & its iftar
not sure if cool or indicator of crazy
not sure if mexico scored or fire alarm
Not sure if Lakers or all star team
not sure if i like american pickers or just waiting for a mega pick
not sure if had accident or just sweaty butt
Not sure if breath actually smells okay or hand smells good
Not sure if new Simpsons character or pointless unfunny cameo
not sure if trolling or extremely stupid
not sure if snooki or wookiee
not sure if british or australian
Not sUre if I'm awkward because I Have no frIends Or I have no friends because I'm awkward
Can't Tell if Serious  or its a joke
not sure if reekia is strong or just using tiago's crests
i don't know if you're looking at me or the person behind me
not sure if chief or senior chief
Not sure if you always just say tomorrow or you just don't want to give me anything
not sure if riot trolling or just mundo uses mana when he pleases
Not sure if a troll or hollie brown
NOt Sure If Smoking Or If Just Dragon
Not sure if staring at a wall or just retarded
not sure if yellow brown black or normal
Not sure if unintentionally cold when texting or a prick
Not sure if that's Jacky lafon or my gf not wearing make-up
not sure where latvia is
FORGOT whether i was muted by language bot or by admin
NOT SURE IF PEOPLE WANT DUCKS OR DUTCH
Cant tell if being honest or sarcastic...
not sure if dead or just on leave
Not sure if shirt makes boobs look great Or just looking at them objectively
Not sure if art Or what i would see if i was on lsd
NOT SURE IF HAYDEN CHELLEW OR SHANNON MCINTYRE
not sure if it was the alcohol  or if you got hit with an ugly stick since last night
NOt sure if 9gag got boring or i just got bored of it
Get Off the  Thread
Not sure If I saw what you did there
NOT SURE IF AH WHATEVER
Not sure if thundering or cats are running upstairs
I DONT SURE IF GOOGLE HAVE A GOOD GAMES OR JUST RUIN OUR LIFE
not sure if kass and trevor are flirting with each other or both being snarky
not sure if cupcake or frosted muffin
not sure if i want to ask her out
Not sure if artist Or just really messed up person
Not sure if mmorpg has high exp rate or i just dont have a life
Cant tell if friendly bantar or actual insult
Not sure if Dark Knight Or Spiderman
Not sure if my desire for an alex morgan jersey makes me a little gay or ridiculously straight
Not sure if Asian Or just squinting
Not sure if stress test for servers or for players
not sure if squeaker or just mike tyson
not sure if successful black man is donald faison from scrubs or actually a successful black man
Dis rico guy y me no him
Not sure if hungry or just fat
NOT SURE IF KEVIN IS TRYING TOP LOOK SEXY OR TRYING TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO BARTEND
not sure if people like pic or what I said about pic
Cant tell if astros or bobcats
Not sure if spaceship Or flying coach
DO I help guest... Or look at her boobs
Do I help guest Or look at boobs...
not sure if dan sucks or is faggot
I think strong... just like uhbceihbcibwi
Not sure if Homosexual or gay
not sure if mike is being serious or has really dry sense of humor
Not sure if it's a good day to be alive Or dead
Not sure if everybody is drunk or nobody wants to talk with me
Not sure if doing tough mudder makes you bad ass or remarkably stupid
Not sure if I'm gonna use phone Or Just check Time
feel better today
Not sure if i'm extra sad or extra pms-y
not sure if serious or trying to trick me
is it rwd or mobile specific
NOT SURE IF CAN BE GOOD...
Not sure if just a cat Or a flying squirrel
Not sure if romney is satan or im just on r/politics
Not sure If Ugly Human or Beautiful Monkey
no one else in this class speaks english am i the international student?
Not sure if FARTED OR SHIT MYSELF
must be funny meme or anonymous strangers will not think me cool
Not sure if its ugly cyclops or just mom visiting
Not sure if helping self-esteem with compliments or just being creepy
Not sure if this counts tickets or if it's a dna calculator
Not sure if phelps an athlete or a star wars actor
Not Sure If not sure or real paradox
not sure if i'm uncertain
not sure if funny or only repeating community lines
not sure if always forgetting to select language or just want to see the 'y u no' guy ask me to select it
Not sure if chinese  or sidharth aggarwal
NOT SURE IF SHE'S BLONDE OR JUST BROWN
TWO USA BEACH VOLLYBALL TEAMS IN THE GOLD MEDAL MATCH... CAN'T FIGURE OUT WHICH COUTRY'S GOING TO WIN GOLD
Not sure if legitimate stance on gay rights or just quoting leviticus
NOT SURE IF SEND RPO OR WAIT FOR SOMETHING
Not sure if I did something wrong or if she's on her period
i see what you did there...
Not sure if munter or would get it
not sure if bunch of girls playing or just the chicago bears
Not sure if disgusted or turned on
not sure if very tiny or far away
not sure if im good at cod or everyone else sucks
not sure if she's ignoring me  or if she's just shy
Not sure if sarcastic or actually think its funny
Not sure if these memes are Becoming stupider Or My intelligence Is increasing
not sure if munter or would get it
Can't tell if showing middle finger or just the ring finger
not sure if i was hacked or i was drunk
Not sure how Forcing people to buy Health insurance Is supposed to help people who can't afford health insurance
not sure if pseudostratified or just badly prepared stratified columnar
Not sure if i should reply seriously or make a joke
Kyle? Oh that queer!
not sure if erection caused by my wife
not sure if ifunny user stole my meme-generated meme
not sure if someone pissed in my 2-liter
not sure if white barack obama
Not sure if hungry or just bored
Not sure if trolling or just stupid
When people make the same face in every single picture!
NOt sure if reticular fibers or elastic fibers
not sure if everyone can't stand me or if i can't stand everyone
not sure if guy left ghost hunters to be with family
not sure if zakk is really experiencing paranormal activity
NOT SURE IF أعمل لايك ين?سي OR هيح?لوا عليا
not sure if he thinks he makes sense or people wouldn't care enough to read the whole thing
Not sure if i lost or just the others won
not sure if beiber is clumsy or just that glass hates bad music too.
not sure if in love or just lonely
Not sure if ur getting hotter Or my eye sights getting worse
not sure if the photo got clicked or not-jeff
not sure if lagging or everyone is running in place
Not sure if People are too lazy to use google or just too dumb to use it correctly
Can't tell if straw man argument or if people really think that's how it works
Not Sure if racist or just a boston bruin fan
I feel A disturbance ... in my pants
not sure if sink fixed or if big puddle of water will be waiting for me at home
not sure if dayle's getting smarter or i'm gettin' more stupider
NOT SURE IF BLIND OR RECAPTCHA SUCKS
not sure if Pronounced  Polish or polish
not sure if diarrhea  or too much coffee
not sure if there is a demo or not
Not sure if unlocking your phone or just chcking the time
Not sure if being rasict Or black dude is scary
Not sure if peed self Or came on self
NOt sure if sleeping or avoiding the conversation
not sure I am early to school or it is a holiday
nOT SURE IF VERY HANDSOME MAN OR VERY UGLY WOMAN
Not sure if she caught me looking at her or i caught her looking at me
Not sure if Dave Garthwaite being stupid or has actual mental disability
can't tell if new uniform is for summer or winter
Not sure if she was still asleep or still sulking for last night
Not sure if you made that meme or you found it on the internet
Not sure if serious or just trolling
Not SURE IF HOMOPHOBE or just like chicken
not sure if current young girls are sexy or i'm a pedophile
Not sure if joking or just stupid
no se si me tira onda o es asi con todos
not sure if the quality of 9gag fell or I'm bored of the same
Not sure if 17-year old girl on facebook got engaged or just a joke
Not sure if grandmaster flash and the furious five... or ice cube.
Not suRE IF THE COVER PHOTO IS REALLY BLACK OR IT'S JUST DIDN'T LOAD
not sure if people are gay or if they just act like it
Not sure if this is Adriana  Lamo Or Christian Kahmann
Not sure if Archie is 2 timing Betty and Veronica Or he's a Mormon
not sure if red or blue wire
can't tell if your facebook was hacked or if you just came out of the closet
can't tell if radio is broken  or just BEGINNING of pink floyd song
Not sure if shower water or new sweat
the person who delivers neuro lectures is really a professor ?
not sure if gold is @ st&#246; 2night
not sure if online or all posts are from queue
Not sure if its a  p2 Or just a p1 with lower stackrank
Not sure if jealous or just want hookers and black jack
not sure if i'm bored or just miss dr orwell?
not sure if womens gymnastics.. or revlon commercial...
NO SE SI ES BOLUDO O TRAFICA HUMO
Not sure if cd is scratched  or just skrillex
not sure if it's bug or dispensable feature
Can't tell if Amish OR EXTREME HIPSTER.
Not sure if signature  or doodle
Belarusian shot putter Man or woman?
NOT SURE IF UNLCKY OR GOD WANTS ME DEAD
NOT SURE if pictures COMING from mars or nevada
not sure if it's hot or not cold
Not sure if stalker or over obsessive fan
Not sure if box hill high school or china
Not sure if chemistry Nerd or no-lifer
NOT sure if failing relationship or country music
Not sure if byron reveles or joab casas?
Not Sure if Norwegian Referee or American Player
Do I look Like I'm Joking? We SHAll not pass!
not sure if things are getting more expensive or it's just my job that doesn't pay well
not sure if she wants me to keep it a secret or tell the whole school?
asdf asf
NOT SURE IF THE WORLD IS GETTING HOTTER OR I'M THE ONE WHO SWEATING HARDER
EFF OFF  TITSJO
nOT SURE IF MUSIC oR PRINTER jAM
Not sure if thats Pete Carroll or Pia Sundhage
I think... You're talking shit...
Not sure if drunk Or retarded
Not sure if being sarcastic or being supportive
not sure if bad friend or bad memory
not sure if good to know or good to not know
NOT SURE IF HAS BRACES OR EYESIGHT JUST BAD
not sure if funny or you make fun of me
Not sure if america got irony or they think they actual own mars
not sure if serious or sarcastic
Not sure if zombie...  or a drunk person
Not sure if we care about our team Or we JUST HATE losing to the US
not sure if someone dying in the ambulance or just getting ahead of traffic
Not sure if broken or just slightly less-usable
i'm not sure if everyone spleeping early or i'm up late
Can't tell if being sarcastic  or being totally serious
Not Sure If  Will FErell or Screaming Irish Milkmaid on the Interwebz...
not sure if birthday cake or small bonfire
I believe you. BUT: I'll be watching you
NOT SURE IF DARK KNIGHT OVERRATED OR DARK KNIGHT RISES UNDERRATED
Not sure if trolling or just retarded
NOT SURE IF TROLL oR MENTALLY DISABLED
not sure if troll  or mentally disabled
not sure if making memegenerator homepage is cool like memebase etc or made so many that one ended up there
not sure if U.S. president or just shit
Not sure if manly girl or girly boy
not sure if dnb or tech step
s s
NOT sure if lots of people get made fun of for little things or 9gag is just filled with losers
NOT SURe if unsweetened greek yogurt or just repackaged sour cream
Not sure if fry or james holmes in court
Not sure if retarded or troll (probably both)
Not sure if positive attention or people think im weird
Not sure if being nice or sarcastic
not sure if shelbyy linkin fell asleep? or just didnt want to talk to me anymore?
not sure if people are studying or just making hsc memes
not sure if if dancing good because drunk or.. just think it's good because drunk.
not sure if it's actually hils' birthday or someone hacked her fb and put in today's date
not sure if trolling or just stupid
Not sure if stupid seller or just lucky buyer
Can't tell if tent is too big for my mini cooper or my mini cooper is too small for my tent
Not sure if sacrilege or genius
Not sure if pms or everyone's being annoying
Not sure if cold or allergies
not sure if sleeping or doing homework
NOT SURE IF SERIOUS OR JUST COMPLETE FAGGOT (LIKE DANIELL McCOY)
NOT SURE IF I'M GOING TO SLEEP
not sure if butthurt or just enjoys trolling
nOT SURE IF INTERNET IS DOWN oR END OF WORLD
not sure if tired  or asian
Not sure if brian bishop shrunk  or its conner pearce
not sure if different language or retarded teenage text speak
Not sure if mice are scratching inside walls Or I have a malevolent spirit haunting me?
Not sure if it's a hipster Or just a person with really bad fashion sense.
Not sure if insulting john or insulting me
Not sure if i behave badly or if my mother is menopausic
Not sure if hipster   Or Homeless guy with iphone
not sure if ugly woman or pretty man
Not Sure If Compliment Or Insult
not sure what is happening to my face but i woke up looking like this
Not sure if pbb teens or she's one of them
not sure if videogames are getting easier or i'm just increasing my abilities
Not sure if total recall remake or star wars attack of the clones remake
not sure if .... or ...
not sure if friendly or hungry. or hungry for attention
NOT SURE IF I FARTED.. OR SHARTED.
PaYphone comes on the Radio Not sure if akon or maroon 5
Not Sure if staring or checking me out?
Not sure if english or mumm-ra replied to this
not sure if being relationship or just became driver for her
Not sure if Men's 100m OR Jason Derulo Look-Alike contest
I SWEAR TO GOD I  LICKKEEEE YOU
grunt knowingly or grandma gets it
not sure if animated or just really high
Not sure if genuine Or Awkward trap I'm about to walk into
NOT SURE IF SHE'S 18 oR I'M A PEDO
Not Sure IF Skunk Dead In Road OR SOME REALLY GOOD SHIT
Not sure if stupid oR JUST DIDN'T READ COUPONS
Not sure if ramon is a poet or words rhymed by accident
Not sure if Flo Rida's song is about bjs or referees
not sure if its DISCRIMINATION against gays  or great marketing towards republicans
not sure if its DAMIEN SANDOW or jesus in a bath robe
Not sure if bad at turning around refunds or just don't care enough to talk people down anymore
Not sure if snowbunny posing for picutre or just scorpion'd
not sure if exhausted or full of energy
Not sure if bank teller was flirting or just friendly
Not sure to watch men for the sports or women for the asses
NOT SURE IF NSFW or nsfl
Not sure if actually want cat or if i spend too much time on Reddit
not sure if she hung up or i am just out of money
Rayman rly div 3 ?
Not sure if jerry springer or womens boxing
not sure if it's exercising 1st amendment rights or elaborate marketing strategy to sell chicken
Not sure if the wind stopped or I just stopped moving
Can't Tell if you gay or dress really good?
i AM NOT AN ANIMAL
Does he know i'm using this cliche sarcastically? Or does he just like posting memes?
how about you do your own job mmkay?
noT SURE If i'm sweating again OR didn't wipe well
not sure if i hate many people or the whole mankind
Not sure if i drive worse when someone's in the car with me or if there's just no one there to complain when i drive alone
Not sure if I am Listening to Brostep  Or a malfunctioning Vacuum
not sure if they like my post because they're epic or  just because i forced them to
was megan hacked? or caught?
NOT SURE IF GEELONG V HAWTHORN OR REPLAY OF USA V NIGERIA
Not sure if you are single  because you're not sexy or just dumb.
Not sure if trinity is confusing monotheism or obvious idolatry
Not sure if everyone is wishing me 'happy birthday' because they remember or because facebook told them
Not sure if 11 or 19
NOT SURE IF FUTURAMA FRY OR FRY FROM FUTURAMA
NOT SURE IF (INSERT THING) OR JUST (INSERT OTHER THING)
Not sure if being thrown under the bus Or just shafted
not sure if randomized text or lostboy cipher
Not sure if that's Fernando Torres Or Stewart Downing in disguise
Not sure if she trying to make me jealous  or just want to push me away... or both.
Not sure if Courtney Love or Zombie octogenarian
Can't tell if olympic swimming logo or face down
not sure if depressed or just a teenager
not sure if u like me or you just txt me to talk
Not sure how i feel about snoop dogg's name change to  snoop lion
Not sure if police officer or community college dropout
Not Sure if Colleen rogers or eric hinske
Give like.. or ignore facebook
they said i can do what i want so i stalk people
not sure if usa-niger or triple contest
Not sure if USA Olympic basketball game or NBA all star game
NOt sure if USA basketball vs Nigeria Or haRlem globetrotters show
not sure if actually complaining about FB or wants everyone to know his bday is coming up
not sure if paralympics team or nigerian team
can't tell if just a weird pic or his coffee cup beat him multiple times in the face
Not sure if can't sleep or not commited enough to try to sleep
not sure if pp is complement to te verb or adverbial phrase modifying the noun
NOT SURE WHETHER TO BE AFRAID OR INTRIGUED
Not sure if going on a field trip Or going on a death trip
Not sure if really clever or just stolen
Not sure if very tired
not sure if i got thin eyes or cataracts
Not sure if serious or joking
Can't tell if all my black friends supporting chik fil a are conservative or if they just really like fried chicken
Not sure if serious or just charlie's alt
not Sure if all these people really like me or facebook reminded them about my birthday
Ehrmagerd furcherermer
not sure if karaoke applause was for skill or because i've stopped singing
not sure if supports chik-fil-a or is really posting about how good their chicken is
not sure if i look desperate or my friends are selling me for  pot
NOT SURE IF RAIDING SERIOUSLY OR BEING CHILDISH ABOUT DROPS
not sure if primus sucks or if primus sucks
LOOTING STUFF! wait a second... wasnt that a molten champ?
not sure if its a capital i or a lowercase l
not sure if windows 8 or terrible virus
Not sure if laugh Or mute and swear
NOT SURE IF SO SEXY OR SO CUTE
not sure if password is incorrect or username
not sure if avoided hangover or still drunk
i hate these memes i cant see when i do this
twilight
can't tell if you like me or just talking to me cuz you're bored
good chez this is some
not sure if fancy pillow or a beast that's lying dormant
not sure if milk expired or that i cant read the date
Not sure if homeless or hippie
Thespina ... not sure if tomboy or actual boy
Not sure if smell skunk weed or skunk
Not Sure if on period or just sunita
Not sure if metal song in rivers socks ad is good or if i'm just happy that metal is on mainstream tv
not sure if blog getting popular or adcoms stalking me
not shure if she pretends to forget anniversary or she simply does`nt care
thought I had to fart Something terrible happend
not sure if i'm a fu**ing A** genius or people are just really dumb
not sure if retarded or just doesn't know memes
Not sure if facebook friends love chicken sandwiches Or hate gays.....
Not sure if I love her or if I love the idea of loving her
NOT SURE IF I HAVE HOMEWORK OR IM WORKING
not sure if it's bath salts or tnb
Not sure if i should eat this bacon cheeseburger or get bk out of the lair because i only eat kosher
cant tell if serious or strawberry
Not sure if price is increasing from demand or inflation
Not sure if making a pun or bad spelling as usual
In a car you sit to run but in a toiet you run to sit
not sure if people support free speech or if people just want a free chicken sandwich
not sure that it ass or boobs i have no my glasses
Not sure if all of those people support Chick-Fil-A  or just Redditors takings pics of other Redditors.
not sure if i care or if i should
not sure if you're trolling me or if you're trolling me
Not sure if getting better at sex or girlfriend getting better at acting
Not sure if Gay Marriage debacle created by Chick-Fil-A  real
Not sure if she wants that i write her or just posting cute pictures
NOT SURE IF JASON TAYLOR OR KING XERXES FROM 300...
Not sure if most of girls in bikinis are hot or if i feel really lonely
Not sure if sarcastic or just weird
this is sarcasm or is he serious?
Not sure if bane's voice hard to understand for artistic reasons or to hide ridiculous plot points
YOU'RE DOING MY FACE  YOU'RE DOING MY FACE  you're doing my face  YOU'RE DOING MY FACE  YOU'RE DOING MY FACE  YOU'RE DOING MY FACE  YOU'RE DOING MY FACE  YOU aRE DOING MY FACE &#172;&#172;
Not sure if laugh out loud or league of legends
not sure if these memes rock or im just really high
NOT SURE IF AWESOME OR JUST TOO NERDY
Not sure if eLaborate plot to to ban gay marriage Or sell more chicken sandwiches
Can't tell if trolling or ignorant to current events
Not sure if going to itch... Or going to die
NOT SURE IF WORKING OR JUST AT WORK
Watches video on police BRUTALITY NOT SURE WHETHER TO like or dislike
Not sure if kenyan or just a somali
Don't know if year end is going smoothly Or I dont know the problems yet
non sure if superpowers or asian
not sure if we're already thursday or i'm drinking everyday
NOT SURE IF I LIKE HER OR JUST WANT TO MAKE OUT WITH A GIRL
Not sure if its nerdy or hipster
not sure if too lazy to learn the names of new pokemon  or just don't care anymore
not sure if i'm eyeballing her or she's eyeballing me
not sure if i understand memes or if memes understand me
Not sure if troll post or mentally retarded american
Not Sure if going to flash or just flip me off
Not sure if girl is attractive or just really drunk
Not sure if I like brie or brie likes me
not sure if watching alien vs predator or adelia rose dance
I suspect something... HACKS!
NOT SURE IF HOT GIRL OR FEMININE GUY
Not sure if my beats audio headphones are shit
Not sure if just saw this meme on comedy central ad or just spending too much time on meme generator
not sure if getting beat up or doing bjj
not sure if ASoIaf will end with more characters Because of all the new ones or less characters because they all keep getting killed
No sure if being creeped on is a  complement or a warning?
not sure if male swimmer or female swimmer
Not sure if omegle for talkin 2 strangers or watching dudes jack off
not sure if addicted to drugs or just likes to talk about them 24/7
not sure if big turtle oh it is a big turtle. MR PEETS!!!
Not Sure if water temple difficulty is over exaggerated or i'm really amazing at zelda
NOT SURE IF SPIDERMAN'S BICTH OR JUST SPIDERMAN'S HEELS
why does bender act drunk when he drinks to be sober
Not sure if i'm pretty Or if there's something wrong in me
not sure if i'm sick of graphic design or all related menial tasks
not sure if i passed the h&#246;ma exam
do i look  chinese now?
NOt sure if CODE goes in dev or release
Can't tell if crappy Game mechanics or interactive movie
not sure if memegenerator.net webmasters deleted half my characters for a reason
Not sure if people likes the skittles' page because it's good Or because it makes u stone
Can't tell if I lost weight or my pants just need to be washed
not sure if kirby is for babies or it's just pretty easy
35 million for andy carrol?
Not sure if snoop dog or snoop lion
How does one simply acquire wheels when they are blacked out
not sure if werewolf Or just an ARMENIAN women
Not sure if person reading this is a faggot or... wait
not sure if pervert  or repressed homosexual
not quite sure why she's not in the kitchen
Ser&#225; que ela tem 20 ou tem 13 anos?
not sure if brother is refrencing futurama fry or if I am on the internet too much
marty and killer could make a preety good love couple (atleast killer hopes so)
Not surE IF 9GAG creates the trend or 9gag follows the trend
NOT SURE IF THE BEARD ACCENTUATES MY GOOD LOOKS OR IF IT HIGHLIGHTS MY UGLY
Can't Tell if Gay OR JUST REALLY EUROPEAN
Not sure if socially intolerant or just christian
y u no use wrong backgrounds?!
Not sure if interested in the Olympic Games ... or just don't want to study
Not sure if a zombie Or on Bath salts...
Not Sure if addicted to skyrim or just awesome
not sure if mech2450 notes or blatant extortion
Not sure if begining credits or end credits
i'm not sure are you a ladyboy?
Not sure if the morning is good or still sleeping
romney sucks ballz
NOT SURE IF SEOHYUN OR YURI
not sure if fat or prego?
not sure if pregnant or just fat
Australian memes.... why so funny?
Not sure if its srikanth salva or just  a polio patient
Not sure if They're playing me or playing dumb
can't tell if I'm tuning her out or if she actually stopped talking...
Not sure if Arabic music Or talking heads
not sure if my friends can't register on memegenerator.net because the form is bugged or the memegenerator webmasters are too lazy to deal with any more registered users...
not sure if justin beiber or n'sync's homosexual love child...
Not sure if i unlocked it for you Or you hacked my iphone
Not sure if quit skating or just skating without me
not sure if flirting or just hates me
not sure if korean  or chinese
Not sure if they name an orange after the the color orange or the color orange after the fruit orange.
not sure if retarded or trolling
Must be asian.
Can't tell if ironic or not
not sure if memes are too clever or just voted by stupid viewers...
Not sure if memegenerator.net server is down or just bugged and websmasters are too lazy to fix...
not sure if meme or mem
Not sure if you're Brandon Or just going thru my Shit
not sure if they like this song or actually want me to give them my number
Not sure if Love or hate
Not sure if my memes are bad or people how voting are stupid
gets goosebumps from music not sure if bad or good
Not sure if i like cosplay or the girls are just hot
not sure if queen bored or she just farted
Not sure if GMC Suburban or yukon xl
Not sure if mass effect hates me or the n7 classes and weapons don't exist in my packs
Not sure if drunk driver or texting while driving
not sure if sense of humor changed or 9gag isn't funny anymore
Not sure if black girl from glee or good luck charlie
Not sure if praise or threat
not sure if it's a fart or serious shit
Not sure if I should study now or later
Not sure if bad parents or good outcome
Not sure if bait car or some idiot left their car running unlocked with the radio on...
NOT SURE if facebook or  r/circlejerk
gak yakin apa bang demian ga pernah nongol di tv lagi atau gw yang ga pernah nonton karena ga punya tv
not sure if i'm a retard or if i just act like one
Not sure if good Or bad
NOT SURE IF MOLLY OR RESEARCH CHEMICAL
Not Sure if Zdeno Chara Or Jack Link's sasquach
CAN'T TELL IF SKRILLEX OR ZAC
not sure if skunk around or someone smoking really good weed
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR JUST HUNGRY FOR ATTENTION
she smells like a girl... but her hands are awfully  hairy
NOt sure if choiced Or just spaming surf
Not sure if Justin Upton broken bat homerun or Fan interferance
NOT SURE IF EPIC TROLL OR MOST RETARDED PERSON ON EARRTH
not sure if dead or just purposefully ignoring me
NOt sure if roger from american dad or adalia rose
Not sure if high number of downvotes because people disagree with controversial topic or disagree with the redditor that posted it
Not sure if i'm not huNgover Or Just still pissed
not sure if turned on or just trolling
not sure if u secretly like Pewdiepie or your just retarded
not sure if pills are curing the disease or just covering it up
What do you mean rest day
NOT SURE IF NEED OR NOT
Not sure if she queefed or whistled
NOT SURE WHY i'M HAPPY TODAY DIDN'T HAVE BACON
Not sure if sleeping or just asain
No I don't need glasses Just trying to figure out how Brock see's
not sure if thinking about  thinking is worth thinking about
not sure if you're acting or you really are this brain dead
NOT SURE IF DUCKFACE OR EATING A INVISIBLE SPAGHETTI
NOT SURE IF LOSING WEIGHT OR BELT IS STRETCHING
Not sure if trolling or just really
not sure if rain is calming me or giving me a panic attac
Not sure if your friends  or talking about the serie
Not sure if inside joke or just retarted
not sure if i should defend atheists or religious people
not sure if building links or building relationships
not sure if staring at something or my eyes hurt
Not sure if st vincent and the grenadines is a country or motown band from the 60s
Not sure if olympic fencing or daft punk
NOT SURE IF STAUDI IS JUST GAY OR A FAGGOT
not sure if stupid or idiot
Not sure if thats a man... or a really ugly chick
NOT SUre if no hang over Or still drunk
Not sure if conversation over or just taking forever to respond
not sure if thats a real mustache or you just glued your pubic hair on your lip
not sure if on drugs or watching olympics opening ceremonies
Not sure if they are cheering for zimbabwe or the UK just Behind us
Not sure if horde or random lightning storm
not sure if trolling or just really likes sports apparel
not sure if all your base really are belong to us or just a line
not sure if gaining lots of followers and loosing many followers at the same time or not gaining any more followers at all
not sure if girl or boy
Not sure if trolling or has loose grip on Reality
not sure if ASP lawsuit was for real or for publicity
nOT SURE IF OPENING CEREMONY OF THE OLYMPICS OR INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION
NOT SURE IF I'M TOO OLD OR  still NOT GROWing UP YET
not sure if smart or just pretending
NOT SURE IF headache is from TOO MUCH COFFEe OR LACK OF SLEEP
Not sure if listening to blenders or sKRILLEX
WUT WUT
not sure if  chris bosh or avatar character
not sure if the dark knight rises or inception 2
not sure if people in facebook is busy or they dont want to talk to me
Can't tell if joke or not
Not sure if that is godzilla or snookie in a wetsuit
Not Sure if Confused or just not sure
Not sure if Moving bush or man in a ghille suit trying to K-
Not sure if parents are home or neighbors are home
Not sure if funny or just relatable
Not sure if i'm a hipster or just too poor
not sure if all file hosting server is shit or my internet speed is slow as shit
not sure if milf or babysitter
not sure if I'm watching politics or special olympics
NOT SURE IF Dipl Ing ( FH ) OR GHOSTWRITER
NOT SURE IF NO ONE LIKES MY POST OR they HAve'nt SEEN IT yet
not sure if this is a criticism by a non believer to encourage free thought or a threat by a believer to encourage fearful belief
Not sure if he realy think i have a girlfriend or he mean my right hand
Not sure if it 9yaam or just joo3 klaab
Not sure if best husband in the world or in the universe
not sure if gay man or just european
not sure if young boy or rebecca connell
NOt sure if they liked my speech or their glad class is now over
can't tell if binary code or  deathcore guitar tab
not sure if that makes perfect sense or complete bullshit
not sure is veigar really evil or is he insecure in himself
cant tell if better or he sucks today
Not sure if practicing luliby or trying to be funny
Not Sure If Waka flaka or charles barkley
Not sure if 9gag disables 'more' button on 'Trending' and vote' pages to make us watch more of 'what's hot'  or just error
not sure whether not sure
i only care social security no money no talk
Not sure if trying to nurse or foreplay..
Not Sure if Funny Or 5pm
Not sure if its an earthquake or i'm f***ng drunk
Not sure if meme is actually bad Or grace is jealous of my awesome
Not sure if best decision ever or worst
nOT SURE IF IT WAS A 567 OR A 456
Can't tell if not hungover or still drunk from last night
Not Sure if unattracted to girlfriend or just jerk off too much
Not sure if everything about her is beautiful because i love her or I love her because everything about her is beautiful
Cant tell if peter or mr peets
Not sure if 9gag or xnxx
not sure if evelynn is OP or just balanced
not sure if tumblr famous or just loser with no life
Boutin
Not sure if spider-man villans or A Zoo
not sure if earphones are broken or i just getting deaf
Can't tell if hipster or just homeless
Not sure if they're really atheist Or just trying to fit in on Reddit
Not sure if NYAHproluv is creepy or endearing
Not sure if i want girlfriend or just sex
not sure if watching the shire or getting testicles clamped in a vice
Not shure if she likes me  or she likes to put a bunch of y's
cAN'T TELL IF OP PLAYING IT BY USERNAME... OR IS REALLY bEING SERIOUS..
ran over by a friends uaz not sure if desperate or drunken
not sure if republican or democrat
not sure if bing too tired or computer too slow
NOT Sure IF MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS ARE RETARDED OR JUST ALL MY GENERATION
not sure if im misunderstanding the vocalist or he just forgot the lyrics
not sure if black people are YELLING at each other    or just having a conversation
Not sure if big breasted or just fat
Not sure where my eyebrows went
PEE OR NOT PEE BEFORE SHOWER
Not sure if zlatan ibrahimovic or retarded
not sure if talking about me or someone else
Not sure if legitimate feeling about movie Or joke about Aurora shootings
Not sure if James Holmes Joker Or me
No te doy otra  Nomas por que!!
are those your boobs? because i cant see them
Not sure if wrong and stubborn or if i'm missing something here
NOT SURE IF HE'S TROLLING OR JUST RETARDED
Not sure if he wants free reddit gold or just likes sending postcards
NOT SURE IF BOSS IS THINKING OR JUST DAYDREAMING
Not sure if time went fast or I had fun working
should duck... but don't want to miss batman
Not sure if 9gag or youtube
Not sure if i am stupid because i was unable to do the question or everyone else is genius over lvl 9000
Not sure if listening to music or studying for songpop
Not sure If Leg or butt
Not sure if beautiful or over edited
Not sure if just tired Or still high
SHe leads me on Come to find out she got a man
Don't know if i should drop calculus and physics to play super smash brothers or just not show up to class
Not sure if alianza lima.. or a bunch of african punks
not sure if date is a food or date with my family
Not sure if she thinks i'm stupid Or just playing stupid
Not sure if e4 or d4
no youjizz.com
i cant tell if that's a blimp or its just teeks
Not sure if i'm drunk or in 1st place
Not sure if i am using the word right or you just don't know what it means
Not sure if i am thinking about something or just being asian
Not sure if over r/f7u12 or content is slowly turning to shit
not sure if Justin beiber or one direction
not sure if on design blog or 9gag
NOT SURE IF JOKING
Not Sure if reads Hitchhiker's Guide Or just doesn't understand tenses...
NOT SURE IF BIKE'S STOLEN OR JUST CAN't FIND IT
Not sure if iVe suddenly become good at quantum physics Or I've just been watching too much dr. Who
not sure if getting tired of george takei facebook posts or he's just getting lamer
Not sure if films are made for entertainment or to see if someone will do it
not sure if to bow head for sign of peace or to shake hands like we used to
Not sure if the new spider man was really amazing or just because emma stone is starring
I'M NOT SURE IF I JUST DON'T CARE ABOUT GOSSIP OR IF I'M JUST REALLY BETTER THAN SOME PEOPLE
Not sure if I liked Australian mEMes Or a 14 year olds racist Facebook site
not sure if this is still 9gag or youtube
is that my morenita or just another chinita
not sure if daytime soap opera or 70's porno
not sure if i miss you or miss how much we had sex
Not sure if Australia fair is a shopping centreo Or another centRelink office
Not sure if high or  Tired
not sure if that was an earthquake or just mr ferguson sneezing
not sure if vogon poetry or justin bieber
I Don't know if i am tired or I'm just being lazy
not sure if i want to unlock phone or just watch the clock
Not sure if I just found secret room or the actual path
not sure if venting or posting lyrics from a song
Not sure if you're serious or making fun of me
Not sure if trolling or just stupid
Cant decide if kealanss just arrogant or his mums a jellyfish
not sure if legit or catch a predator
not sure if water from the shower or just sweating
not sure if bane or darth vader and sean connery
not sure if spell card or trap card
i'm not sure its a self builid system or a free script
Not sure if afraid we will never meet Or just doesn't want to meet
PEGUE A RITA E V&#193; PRO INFERNO COM ELA
Not sure if getting friEnd-zoned Or just receiving compliment
Not sure if you really know the songs or just copying my guesses
Don't know if I'm Hungover or if i'm experiencing food poisoning
not sure if he likes me for me or because I read 50 shades
not sure if not sure or really bright light
Not sure if max fed or entire enemyteam sucks
rawdog not sure whether to thank you for showing me this or blame you for what im going to do with it
not sure if freinds are high  or If my jokes are that HILARIOUS
not sure if high or just stupid
not sure if shark was jumped or gutted
not sure if spy or just utterly clueless f2p
NOT SURE IF TENNIS OPPONENT HITS THE BALL HARD OR HAS A LOUD GRUNT
Not sure if should use ladle or spoon
Not sure if she likes me Or my Body
Not sure if benzos are working or if my anxiety is actually gone
Not sure if not sure of something or if acting asian
IIGIFTGOLD cant tell if legit or just trolling the community
not sure if bane or sean connery
Not sure if cartoons are full of shit nowadays or i'm getting old
Not Sure if saying thank you because meaning it or just beeing ironic
not sure if deer in headlights or mailbox reflector
eh?
not sure what disco stick means but i'm pretty sure i have one
Not sure if atheists are correct or just as ignorant as the religious
not sure if really good 3d or crazy person
NOT SURE IF OVERLY ATtACHED GIRLFRIEND OR GREATEST GIRLFRIEND
PARECE QUE VIENE KIF O SER&#193; PILDO
not sure if hipster or just really artsy
not sure if new computer or overheating laptop
Not sure if SEGUE target selection pipeline or m.c. esher's lost work
Not sure if dan is gay or mega gay
Not sure if no signal on cellphone or world is ending
Not sure if supervisor really nice or intern just sucking up for points
Not sure if housewarming or birthday party
Not sure if powerpuff girls  or totally spies
Not sure if owner of phone or just someone being nosy
NOT SURE iF KIDDING OR SERIOUS
Uli in a heli with some shady guy piloting seems legit
Not sure if Mathew or the penguin from batman
not sure if he's lying  Or trying to be funny
not sure if I'm squinting Or I'm just part chinese
n&#227;o sei se voc&#202;  retardado por que quer ou se  por falta de op&#231;&#227;o
Not Sure if pulling duck face or eating spaghetti
not sure if herd of crazed wildebeests or if explo is on lunch break
DON'T KNOW IF YES OR NO
excellent
not sure if sales very high or forecast too low
Can't tell if growing up or finding new strange hobbies
NOT SURE IF ITS THE VOICE OF BANE OR dECKARD CAIN
not sure if gay or just a hipster
not sure if its a Bug bite or just a pimple
Not sure if i should post sweet link to reddit or if i found it on reddit
NOT SURE IF GIVE HER THE TUNISIAN GIFT Or put it onto my own fridge
Not sure to go Watch the Dictador or Batman
NOT SURE IF TICK OR BEDBUG
Not sure if the newsroom sucks or i'm just dumb
Not Sure if the shirt is small or i'm just fat
Not sure if good guy gu for sharing celebrity autograph with the rest of imperial or scumbag for defacing university property on loan to someone else.
Not sure if lalondecest or rose being pitiful
Not sure if frape Or just cant hold bladder
NOT SURE IF ALCOHOLIC OR JUST VENEZUELAN
Not sure if youre a christian or a parody of one
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD CALL HIM SIR OR HE IS JUST AN INSIGNIFICANT LOSER
not sure if i'm a genius or my classmates are just damn retards
Not sure if sonic the hedgehog or just raditz
Dont know if i should put glasses on Or get off the computer and go to bed
not sure if govenrment is trying to make us think marijuana is bad for you because it is or because they want ti kill us all off with tabaco
not sure if strong economy or mining boom
not sure if she's actually hot or she just got big titties
Not sure if i truly enjoy cereal or just used to it
Not sure if you're dumb or just a girl.
don't know if facebook is broken or no one likes my shit
Not sure if waitress is nice to me because she likes me or just wants a good tip
not sure if i'm racist or that guy really does look like jackie chan
not sure if flirting
NOt sure if the are presidential campaign ads Or reality TV is getting worse and now only 30 seconds long
Not sure if they tried to make me go to buy vodka or if they tried to make me go to rehab
Not sure if cupid can't see me or if love is a losing game
facebook told me you saw my message why havent you ansewred me
not sure if i fail at english by accident or on accident
CAN'T TELL IF COLD SWEAT CAUSED BY BREEZE OR HEATSTROKE
not sure if she really had an abortion or her pregnancy was fake
not sure if trolling or montuorino
Not sure if costumization or two figures from the same mold
not sure if really good looking guy or girl
not sure if that was thunder or something heavy rolling on the ground
don't know if they give me money for working everyday Or they pay me to see my ass at the workbench
Not sure if funny or painful
Not sure if jail bait or just really young looking
NOT SURE IF HALO IS A PRETTY COOL GUY OR JUST TROLLING ON 4CHAN
Not sure if boss assumes I'm capable Or incompetent
NOT SURE IF BLACK JESUS OR SAMUEL JACKSON
I DON'T NEED U TO TELL ME HOW F*CKING GOOD MY COFFEE IS OKAY?
Not sure if the lights are flickering or if i'm just blinking really slow
Not sure if real domestic or just a WEIRD couple joke
NOT SURE IF EVIL Or typical junior high RETARD
not sure if smart or asian
not sure which is roz & roz jr older people wear 70's shades & younger have pigtails
not sure if i'm clean or i'm used to my own stink
not sure if i hate cats or the new 9gag
Not sure if actual lesbians or just best friends on facebook
not sure if you're going to unlock this phone or you're just checking the time
one description for kunal ? gashole!!!!
not sure if she is a mind reader or its just all written in my face
Not sure if I did the meme right or left Daniel wen woUld know
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR IF POOKA
Not sure if facebook stalkers or facebook campers
not sure if i'm alcoholic or i just love beer
Not sure if we are really good or  our enemy team really sucks everytime
Not sure if insightful OR just had too much to drink
Not Sure if trolling or actually born today
Not sure if the beer has gone bad Or it''s lambic
Not sure if Going to unlock phone or just checking time
NOT SURE IF IM COLD BUT I JUST DEFRIENDED MY MOM
not sure if listening to dubstep or hearing someone after eating taco bell
not sure if friend request is from complete stranger or someone i met when i was drunk
NOT SURE IF I GET BBQ BEANS OR GRAVY......
Not sure if completely insane  or just infj
give more coffee  because im high
Not  sure if she's drunk Or just faking
NOT SURE IF IM THINKING OR JUST CHINESE
Not sure if serious or relevant username
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I USED THE WRONG MEME
Not sure if nocturnal emission or pissed the bed
hola adios
not sure if ipod stopped working or beggining of a pink floyd song
NOT SURE IF I HAVE FANCY TASTE IN FOOD OR GF JUST LIKES CRAP
Porsche 911 not sure if driving into tree or wall
Northeastern is 6% more this year but i only made 0% more this year
NOT SURE IF IT'S CALLED FREEDOM OR THEY JUST DON'T CARE
Not sure if people lie Or it is juSt me who dont believe them
Not sure if watching comedy central or just reading meme?
Not sure if girl on POF is mixed race or spray tan
Not sure if he is dead or he just doesn't want to talk with me
SO WHEN CHRISTIANS ACT UNHUMBLE. IT'S A SORT OF IRONY?
NOT SURE IF FAITH IN HUMANITY SHOULD BE LOST OR RESTORED
not sure if Ashton kutcher or josh hartnett
Not Sure if innocent comment or adultry
Not sure if This is Roadkill Or piece by damien hirst
not sure if gspci's new album is really bad or really good
Not sure if EA is Butt Hurt Or just that stupid
not sure if renville or derpy cow thing
Not sure if not sure or imitating an asian
Not sure if ignoring me or just shy..
Not sure if changing lanes during rush hour traffic is a good idea or a bad idea
not sure if bad newspaper or bad economy
Is that a boy or a girl
Not sure if honest supply teacher or mr oldham
Not sure if yard sale or white trash
Not sure if winrar is stupid or just very generous
not sure if library books are overdue or librarian needs extra cash
Not sure if monique is awesome or if she is really Awesome
not sure hobbo's have no money or just to stingy
nOT sure if he's stupid or smart
Not sure if i like the amazing spiderman or just like emma stone
Not sure if rhetorical or being serious
not sure if trolling or really doesn't understand reference
Not sure if twelve or twenty
not sure is dog is sitting next to me bc dog is loyal or bc i am plucking eyebrows in the mirror next to the closet where the dog food is
Not sure if need to get taxi to pavement or walk?
do i hate youtube  or people there
Are you gay if you take Mirror pictures with guys... in the bathroom?
not sure if if if or if or if
not sure if she friendzoned everyone or everyone friendzones me
Not sure if i should kill dahvie vanity or all of the members of botdf
Not sure if botch or planned finish
Are you sure you see two split images? or just overlapping ones?
Not SURE IF I NEED A WOMAN IN MY LIFE  OR I LISTEN TO TOO MUCH LED ZEPPELIN
not sure if i lost my blackberry  or it just went missing on me
Not sure if losing mind or having first conscious thoughts
Not sure if serious comment or scathing sarcasm
not sure if serious or wants attention
Not sure if tuition is too high   or if financial aid is too low
not sure if making a baseless assertion or just tapping into universal truth
Not sure if you're 21 Or i'm slowly turning into a PEDOPHILE
Not sure if michael anim or worlds sexiest man
emmmmm...... lu ngomong apa.an gw kgk ngerti bahasa hewan
NOT SURE IF FAT OR OBESE
not sure if flora left or flirting in someone else's office
not sure if hairdresser wants in my pants or better tip
not sure if insult
not sure if avb or juan mata
not sure if mean or dutch
not sure if she is interested in me or is just contemplating blocking me
Not sure if good at LOL OR just drunk
Not sure if satire Or fundy
not sure if cs GO is actually bad or 1.6 fanboys losing their shit
Not sure if trainee is annoying  or coach is evil
not sure if nintendo wants to give everyone a sense of nostalgia or if they want to make way for a crappy pre-evo
It was a bee or was it?
can't tell if sexual innuendo or agreeing with me
not sure if he thinks its funny or being sarcastic
My status says 'i like potatoes' but i didn't type it
test not sure if trolling or really test
Can't tell IF I completely understand OR if It makes no sense
not sure if downloading black hole and going to destroy galaxy or utorrent has problem
not sure if there is a Tank or i'm just hearing the music
not sure if planetminecraft is down OR JUST NEEDS GLASSES
not sure if escaped 'tards or walmart customers
Not sure if... digimon are captured by pokeballs
cant tell if mad at Bricksquad or just mad we made bankloot
can't tell if stan smith or ryan masching
not sure if having a heart attack or just gas pains
trever pietsch
not sure if i feel depressingly insignificant because of spiderman or because of andrew garfield
NOT SURE IF TRUCK JUST A NICKNAME  OR TRANSFORMER IN DISGUISE
not sure if that call is from my billboard ad or my mailing Campaign
Not sure if Kerri's Phone Just posted accidentally to FAcebook Or if She's Actually Gone Crazy
NOT SURE IF DRUNKEN OR STONED
NOT SURE IF SARCASM OR MY AUTISM
Not sure if i'm that smart or everyone else is that dumb
Not sure if fry day
NOT SURE IF it's hot outside OR JUST everyone melting
Not sure if she change or she has always been this way but I hadn't noticed
I dont know if you wanna go or are just stupid
Adalia rose
Not sure if i like Holiday Or just hate school
not sure if stampede cowgirl or prostitute
Not sure if i should be sad for owner killing himself or should be happy for page...
Euthanasia What do chinese kids have to do with this?
Not sure if this is a meme Or just a stupid excuse for a picture
Not sure if racist or if non white people are the reason we cant have nice things
NOT SURE IF THUNDER  OR JUST SOME REDNECK'S PIPES
not sure if the conductor wants harder sticks or just more articulate playing
Not sure if thats disturbing or really hot
Not sure if coincidence or whipped
Don't know if tomorrow or still yesterday
Not sure if mi Tio Pancho Or zeta drug lord
Not sure if she's kidding about babies or they actually have a baby
not sure if trolling or just really stupid...
Not sure if shaved head or lost remaining hair
Can't Tell if it's a really small pack OR if it's a really big bowl
not sure if jonah needs a meme i think its implied
Not sure if you were hacked or that's a legit post
Not sure if trying to convince me or trying to convince themselves
not sure if i should duck against neo tomorrow or stay on my feet and block
Not sure if whole team sucks or whole team intentionally feeding
nOT SURE IF HE SENT HELLO KITTY PICTURE TO BE NICE oR TO GET INTO MY PANTS.
not sure if you're laughing with me or if you're laughting at me
not sure if promotion is based on merit or skin color
Not Sure if i should write the test Or sleep
CAn't tell if  Hikaru or kaoru.
Not sure if cracking open a cold one means getting a beer or just getting a date at the morge
ל? בטוח ?? מ?והב בד'ג ?ו פשוט מ?וד חרמן
Not sure if cool or just retarded
NOT SURE IF YA'LL COMMENTERS ARE A BUNCH OF CIRCLE JERKING DIVAS OR IF I'M UNIVERSALLY HATED BY EVERYONE
not sure if losing my hearing or just dynamics
Not sure if Jelly Or just Pierre
Not sure if to high to stop at 7-11
Not sure if so serious aliens
Not sure if i never go to parties because i'm not invited Or if i'm not invited to parties because I never go
direct-tv cancelled comedy central? not sure if to stream or download.
Not sure if laughing at my Freakout or betrayed my wishes and read it
not sure if all real girls are ugly or i've watched too much anime
not sure if my computer chair is uncomfortable Or if i spend too much time on it
Not sure if tracy morgan or Andrew Bynum
NoT SURE IF IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT OR EVERYBODY ELSE KNOWS IT
Not sure if you are hot Or if you are really good with Instagram
I ordered my chicken extra crispy
Not sure if I forgot something Or deja vu incoming
Not sure if trolling or just stupid
Not sure if Prince Fielder  Or an EMPEROR Penguin
Not sure if it is better to be dead or to get raped
Im NOT SURE... BUT I THINK I JUST SHIT MY PANTS
dont know if create login broken or if im forever alone
not sure if attractive Or just really drunk
not sure if girls don't like me because i'm unconfident or whether i'm unconfident because girls don't like me
Can't tell if rich Or just jewish
IF WE WERE OLD COULD WE STILL SET  THE WORLD ON FIRE?
not sure if they're being sarcastic or just rude in order to get rid of me
not sure if good post or just valve reference
Not sure if I'm Watching WWE  Or twilight..
Not sure if my BoyFriend is Saying Goodbye Or Just A Random Guy Raising his hand
not sure if stevie j makes guys look bad or his actions make us look alot better
Not sure if easy or just 14 years old
not sure if kanye west looks like p.diddy or p.diddy looks like kanye west
not sure if mentally challenged or just happy to see me
not sure if mail didn't run Or just unpopular
NOT SURE IF SNOOKI OR JUST KAITLYN SLEWIS
Not sure if facebook is boring or people on facebook are
Not sure if i hate all other artists or if i'm just jealous...
Not sure if nut or gucc
NOT SURE IF YOU ARE GETTING OLDER OR YOU ALWAYS LOOKED THIS OLD
Not sure if he is trolling or being serious
couldn't tell if joking or serious
Not sure if do stuff with family on hawaiian vacation or play runescape
not sure if danny can't get a girl or girls just dont want him
Not sure if really likes wow Or untalented at everything else
annou  you will pay
not sure if teasing me or really thinks i'm a N00b
not sure if you're a man or a woman but i'm strangely aroused
not sure if you are anoying or your real name is shut up
Not sure if growing up or getting fat
Not sure if phone is broken or if everyone is collectively ignoring me
Not sure if chris bosh  is extinct
Not sure if my brother or de ger&#228;t
not sure if this is popular because of the funny picture or because he's in a same sex relationship
not sure if asian girl was hot or i was drunk
Not sure if zero or letter 'o'
Not sure if tired or just squinting to keep sun out of eyes
not sure if being patronising or just american...
Not sure if meme still popular or overused
Not sure if old woman with plaid shirt or young hipster with with old glasses
Not sure if builder bug fixed or can't recreate it
Not sure if male or female
not sure if hanna bear  or a bajskorv
Not SURE IF GROWING MOOBS OR GOING THROUGH puberty
Not sure if sexiest women shop at whole foods or if yoga class is taught there
Can't tell if serious group or troll bait.
Not sure if that guy is John Cena Or luigi
Not sure if chick with buzzed hair or skrillex
League of legends or laugh out loud?
Not sure if john cena or darren young in white face
Not sure if I'm socially awkward or You just can't comprehend my intricately
Not sure if taking nap because tired
not sure if motorcycle or car missing a headlight
not sure if sarcastic or just really dumb
Not sure if hungry or just bored
cant tell if mission is bugged or just too stupid to figure it out
Dont Take away my memes
not sure if i had sex or didnt
Not sure IF phone is vibrating or i'm hallucinating
Look at her doing something strange for some change
not sure if trolling or just plain ignorant
NOT SURE IF IGNORANT OR VERY STUPID
not sure if unlocking ipod  or checking time
Not sure if Internet is Down or Meme site is Shitty
Not sure if hearing futurama Or jungle junction
Not sure if lip piercings or herpes
not sure if meme based on tv show or tv show based on meme
already WE KNoW THAT P.WALUGODA IS A GAY but sithija?...
Not sure if 2012 is real
Not sure
Not sure if joke are actually means it....
Can't tell if being serious Or being a douche
not sure if most of  the memes in the most popular make sense or not
not sure if westboro baptist church is inbred retards or the greatest trolls the world has ever seen.
Crown victoria  cop or just a black guy?
NOT SURE IF MADISON PRETTY  OR JUST REALLY SEXY!
not sure if children are playing or dying
Not sure what    JOHN F. KENNEDY AND Lebron James have in common
not sure if he actually sorry or fake sorry
not sure which is worse duck lips or bathroom self shot...
Not sure if being romantic or quoting lyrics
Not Sure IF I BEAT AKINATOR OR ANSWERED THE QUESTIONS WRONG
Not sure if eating corn or playing the flute
Not sure if retard or just tj
Not sure if practice SC2 Or Korean
not sure if deal or no deal
not sure if banana in pocket or happy to see you...
NOT SURE IF WASTED 25 DOLLARS ON EA SPORTS TICKET OR SAVED 30 DOLLARS BECAUSE NCAA 13 IS THE SAME GAME
So FAR AWAY <3 HER ANYWAY
not sure if hot or just drunk
not sure if super nice or rapist
not sure if it's liverpool or toronto fc
Not sure if lady gaga or man
Does not know whether one direction are ugly OR the wanted are so sexy they make everyone else seem ugly
not sure if nightmare or if 9gag mobile changed
NOT SURe IF DA BEST IS TEEMO OR EMERIC
not sure if ipad 2 or ipad 3
Can't tell if really wants to carry her home Or just singing
Not sure if murray is shit or federer outplayed him
Not sure if the apocalypse will be caused by Dethklok Or by evangelions
not sure if racism or misunderstood
not sure if korra is hot or just female anime character
not sure if hangover was avoided or still drunk
not sure if new commodore or un-marked police car
NOT SURE IF PEANUT M&M OR CRISPY
Not sure if scottish hero or british prat
Not sure if farted or pooped pants
NOT SURE IF I REALLY CAN'T DO IT OR JUST NEVER TRY IT
not sure if asian or no glasses on
Not sure if there's suddenly a whole bunch of avatar memes or i'm only noticing now because i watched the show
can't tell if sarcastic OR serious
NOt Sure if asthma Or just out of shape
Not sure if text message or battery warning
NOT SURE IF EXTREME BROMANCE OR FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS
Not Sure If Crush Likes me Or she just dont want to hurt me because somebody told her about me
not sure if my bf is asian or just overly achievING german
not sure if Reddit is full of males or if females are afraid to post because they think Reddit is full of males
Not sure if arrogant or just american
NOT SURE IF MY GOVERNMENT OR JUST REALLY BIG BUSINESS
Not sure if toxoplasmosis Or Really love cats
Not sure if livemocha is for people who want to learn or just for people who keep sending me annoying messages
not sure if squinting or i'm asian
NOT SURE IF GAY OR JUST FROM THE SUBURBS
NOT SURE IF PASTA OR PASTRY
can't know if everyone are getting better or i am getting worse
not sure if pregnant or just fat
Not Sure if he does it on purpose Or just not really funy
not sure if i've not used sun lotion yet because of the shitty weather or because i never go outside
Not sure if i'm too smart or people are JUSt dumb
NOT SURE IF THAT'S FUNNY OR IM EASILY AMUSED
Not sure if stomach ache or love
Cant tell if your ignoring me or you fell asleep on me?
Not sure if I'm a redead or a ginger with a purpose
Not sure if dead or just doesn't wanna reply
SOoooooo...... Am i going to get head or what?
Not sure if trying to save me from a terrible fashion mistake or trying to get my shirt off?
NOT SURE IF SONG LYRICS OR JUST VAGUEBOOKING
Not sure if the miami heat is a regular nba team or the east all star team
not sure if miss ex or sex
can't tell if hulking phasebeast or lag
N&#195;O SEI SE ESTOU NO FACEBOOK OU ASSISTINDO TV COLOSSO
Not sure if this girl has a boyfriend or it's just her imagination
Not sure if house smells like shit or i do
Not sure if long day
NOT sure if bad headphones or bad video quality
Not sure if I made the joke up myself Or just saw it on 9Gag
not sure if friday or tuesday
Not sure if actual virus checker or cleverly disguised virus
Not sure if screaming means kds are having fun
Not sure if real starbucks customer Or just outside starbucks for wifi
not sure if crush likes me or just likes being liked by me
A mans g spot is where? Interesting!
Not sure if m gonna unlock the phone or just gonna check the time
Not sure if i hear tnt or just creepers
not sure if cd skipped or blacked out for second
NOT SURE IF TUMBLOGGING WAIT
can't tell if levi is mine or levi is mine
Not sure if you're  Unlocky IPod Or checking clock
Not sure if insulting Or just kind of rude
Not sure if amanda is Hispanic
Not sure if quickscope is one word or two words...
not sure if she misses me or just bored at work
not sure if drunk or scott hellowell'd
not sure if she actually thinks I'm a nutter or just joking
Not sure if shit smell or flower smell
Not sure if Kiwi or Potato with Hair
your breath smells like an old lady fart passing through an onion.
NOt sure if shows are really great or it just seems that way cause pt is down
Happy for you  little jealous
not if cole-train runs on whole grain Or if its just all that juice
NOT sure if cole-train runs on whole grain  or if its just all that juice
someone pooped IT WASNT ME I THINK
Not sure if hair gel with wet effect or just not showered for 5 days
if carlos is so republican
Not sure if sarcasm or being tool
Im not sure if your ignoring me or you died
Not sure if Great White Sharks are from Massachusetts or California
Not sure if fog or smoke from fireworks
not sure if tired or just bored
not sure if FIREWORKS OR GUNS... NOPE
not sure if bot      or  stupid kid
WHO WILL WIN THE SPL NEXT YEAR? CELTIC OR CELTIC?
Not sure if actually big boobs or push-up bra
not sure if lakers or senior citizens team
Not sure you know who is in charge around here
Not sure if fireworks or gunshots
not sure if its  rubish or garbage
not sure if cake day is birthday or anniversary with reddit
Not sure if fart or diarrhea
Don't know whether to like this or to keep scrolling
not Sure if Firework Gone off Or Someone got shot
not sure
Not sure if fireworks or bomb exploded
Not sure if Chinese Food all smells the same Or if I always order the same thing
not sure if i look like fry or just really good looking
Cant tell if thunder Or fireworks
Not sure if Apple is releasing the mini-iPad or they just renamed the iPod touch.
if everyone loves Island pt2 why does everyone hate skrillex?
Not sure if for users  Or for own purpose
not sure if quantum mechanics is right or general relativity is wrong
NOT SURE IF AVB OR HOWARD MOON
Not sure if quote or gibberish
NOT SURE IF I WANT TO HUG YOU OR NAIL YOU REALLY HARD
not sure if drunk driver or woman
not sure if shooting fireworks or shooting guns
I have my Fry Face on
Not sure if classtest was that easy or all my answers were just false
not sure if second panos in leuven train station is just invisible or everyone knows it causes food poisoning and avoids it
Not sure if Woman... Or Justin Beiber
Not sure if comment didn't send or it was deleted because it was stupid
Not sure if fart slightly or farts lightly...
Higgs boson discovered slides in comic sans
Not sure if hot chick or crocodile
Not sure if Jimmies were rustled  or just a douche...
not sure if i should thank you or just click like..
Not sure if you're always grumpy Or just don't like me
Not sure if i actually want to hug or i just want to feel on your boobs
Not sure if beaver or justin bieber
NOT SURE IF SCREWS ARE THERE OR JUST FULL METAL GUN
Not sure if dying or if sleeping
Cant tell if fireworks or gunshots
You ask stupid question I smell a trap
not sure if it should be pronounced meemee or memay
not sure if you're teasing or just hate me
or just that the top text is missing
NOT SURE IF THE DEATH IS A COINCIDENCE OR IF CLIQUECLACK IS TO BLAME
NOT SURE IF USEFUL DOWNLOAD TOOL OR POINTLESS BETA CRAP
NOt sure iF Rudo Or amaZing person
Can't tell if for legacy reasons or if scared new software won't be bought
Not sure if gun shots or fireworks
Not sure if lack of reddit content Or Don't know how to use 9gag
not sure if hacker or 9 year old with anger issurs
not sure if hacker or 9 year old with anger issues.....and a slow trigger finger
NOT SURE IF LOVE OR HATE A BAND THAT SOUNDS JUST LIKE MY FAVORITE BAND
not sure if talking about kevin durant or the pokemon durant
not sure if vegetarians love animals or hate plants
not sure if she genuinely likes my tweets or she favorites them cuz shes interested
Not sure if serious or genuinely that much of a hipster
NOT SURE IF IT'S MORE COMMERCIAL 'LEVELS' OR VENGEANCE LIBRARIES
Not sure if she's leading me on Or she actually likes me
Sees Pickup truck time for sex
Is THAT a dude with long hair or a girl.
Not sure if house noise or break in
A redditor Says he honestly liked A 9gag post Not sure if Being Honest or sarcastic
not sure if used by vomberg or just virgin!?
not sure if i've gotten good at this game or if all the level 16 players i meet in auto are just drunk
not sure if parkinson or just praying
So it's not a tax... ...but it's only legal because it's a tax?
Not Sure if bacon makes sundae better or sundae makes bacon better
Not sure if sweating because hot and humid or so hot and humid that water is condensing on me
NOT SURE IF SHE'S ACTUALLY ANGRY OR P.M.S.
NOT SURE IF 'JANJI DITEPATI' OR 'JANJI DIUNGKITI'
Not sure if on a 'Bulking diet' or if just saying for an excuse to be fat
FryDay
NOT SURE IF FIREWORKS OR WW3
Not sUre if my frIends haven't posted anything for ages Or they jUst mAke eVerything invisible for me
Not Sure If Pedro
Not sure if crush went offline to do something or just dont want to talk to me
Not sure if mlb all-star game or joke
Not sure if you're a TROLL or just an idiot
Not sure if checking time or unlocking phone
not sure if earthquake or just spain winning the euro cup final
Not sure if possible job opportunity or well written foreign scam site
NOt sure if I inspired them to create an account or being stalked
not sure if gay or you look like a girl
NOT SURE IF FIREWORKS OR SHOOTOUT
can't tell if joking or being serious
Not SuRe If Italy will Win Or Spain  Lose
NOT SURE IF HE'S HER BOYFRIEND  OR HER GAY BEST FRIEND.
Not sure if continuing sarcastic joke or just doesn't get the joke
Not sure if none of my friends are doing anything  or i removed to many people on my news feed
Not sure if cell towers are down or if the apocalypse has finally begun
Not sure if it's just the zeitgeist ...or they stole my idea!
cant tell if you're trolling or you talk a lot of shit
Not sure if Whiny brat or just Holden Caulfield
Not sure if unlocking iPad OR checking tHe Time
Not sure if hungry Or just stomach ache
Not sure if insomniac or dawnguard
Not sure if it's a drop bear or a koala
not sure if my money is gone or stolen
got excepted for redditrepost not sure if good or bad.
NOT SURE IF FLIRTING OR JUST BEING NICE
not sure if lucky to work alone or  working alone because bad gas
Not sure if down syndome or just summer fag
not sure if signs are in spanish or they accidentaly added an 'o' to the end
not sure if you ignore me or simply just don't like me...damn it
Not sure if mom is in kitchen... or Brother is mom is in kitchen
NOT SURE IF LOOKING AT APPETIZER OR ACTUAL ENTREE COURSE
Not sure if I can save hundreds on my car insurance by switching to geico Or advertising scam
Not sure if button marked 'On' means it is currently on OR CLICKING IT WILL TURN IT ON.
Not sure if hungry or stomach ache
Not sure if omnivore Or omnomnomnomnomnom....
Not sure if high or just an 80's music video
not sure of the water is hot because of the sun or because someone peed in it
Not sure if really happy or secretly wishing them dead
Not sure if chef understood what i told him... ...or he is just off to ask dot to explain it.
is Spain vs. Italy  A movie or a soccer game?
Not sure is GLass is half empty or half full
Not sure if food is hot or just spicy
not sure if EXTREMELY hot girl  or boy
Not sure if Brandon's gay Or Just really likes his nipples
Can't tell if song lyrics or relationship problems
Not sure if that's hot or 12
not sure if really so much money left on account or just forgot to pay due bills
Not sure if ignorant or just stupid
Not sure if They think im being sarcastic or if i'm actually pissing them off
Not SURE IF LOOKING YOUNG IS A COMPLIMENT OR AN INSULT
NOT SURE IF miniskirt or  only a belt
bonez3d is now online not sure if is ian or jordan
Not Sure iF Niklas is pwnd!
not sure if i'm still hungry or i'm just fat
Not sure if block party or just party at alex's house
NOT SURE IF FIREWORKS OR WORLD WAR 3
NOT SURE IF YOU WILL EVER EVEN WANT TO APPROVE ALL POSTS
NOT SURE IF IMPORTANT OR PEBCAK
Can't tell if wade Is struggling  Or if 2011 Was a fluke
not sure if too many futurama memes or not enough
Not sure If I'm a rageaholic or Postal worker that bent my comics deserves to die
no sure if USA's now Socialist or americans are stupid
Not sure if sunscreen or bukkake on brent's face
Not sure if world is making fun of me or I'm making fun of the world
Not sure if tall child Or short adult
hello there
Not SURE IF GEEK ATTITUDE OR DOCTISSIMO
Can't tell if Pentecostal  or just epileptic
Not sur if futurama fan                    or just likes memes
not sure if katy perry or zooey deschanel
Not sure if RES user or foreign person laughing
Not sure if got nose or just thumb
Not sure if modern art or crap
not sure if girl was really a girl
not sure is stoned  or has astigmatism
Not sure if soccer or paint drying
NOT SURE WHY SHE'S SINGLE BECAUSE SHES OUT OF THIS WORLD?
Not sure if this is a dream or Inception
Not sure if i'm sleepy or if i'm tired of looking at you!
Not sure if overqualified or too expensive to hire
Not sure if everyone has seen this and not bothered to 'like' or no one has seen this
not sure if going to bed at 5 am is late or if i'm just going to bed early
Not sure if Fireworks Or gunshots
Not sure if want or just horrified fascination
live fast
Well played babe.. well played.
Not sure if grandma is old Or just full blown retarded
Not sure if STRUGGLING to figure out if i want to be your friend or something more or just don't want to hurt
Go outside and sweat my nuts off or stay inside and play tetris
not sure if wanna really meet dalai lama or makowsky is just a sore loser
Tumblr em portugues... por que tem escrito painel ao invs de dashboard?
im watching you
NoT sure if calling daddy an arse or if that man really is daddy
Not sure if gracias or grassy ass
This isn't a 'confused' face It's a 'why do you think what you said makes any kind of sense' face
NOT SHURE IF YOU'RE GOING TO UNLOCK THIS PHONE OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
Not sure if mcdonalds totally upgraded their happy meal toys or pokemon cards are really that cheap now
not sure if zombie or just high on bath salts
not sure if late night or early morning
not sure if it's laureano or laureano
My name is bond Covalent bond
not sure if too busy to reply or just being ignored
EU N&#195;O SEI SE ELES EST&#195;O FAZENDO UMA REBELI&#195;O OU ASSISTINDO O JOGO DO CORITHIANS
One month left of summer not sure if good  or bad
not sure if op is making fun of this subreddit or  masterful makeup genius
Not sure if misused meme on purpose or idiot
not sure if oreos care about gay rights OR just brilliant viral marketing
Not sure if you want to unlock your phone or check what time it is
Not sure if i'm in a bad mood or those gay people are just really annoying
not sure if i stupid but i think so
don't know if unlocking phone or just checking time
not sure if meme in russian by mistake or if they're just screwing with me
Not sure if im old fashioned or i just hate shitty music nowadays
not sure if thundering outside or bin men
Not sure if badass characters or badass movie
not sure if 'best thing since sliced bread' is meant to be sarcastic or literal
Not sure if failed all my exams or just a sizeable amount of exams
Not sure if he is hitting on me  or just a stranger in the dark
I may not know much about basketball but i do know my hairline is better than lebron's
not sure if she wants last text Or wants to keep texting
Not sure if trollin' or serious...
Not sure if turned on Or really creeped out
Not sure if she likes me or in friendzone
N&#227;o sei se entrei no facebook ou no site do globoesporte
NOT SURE IF BEING UNFOLLOWED OR JUST MUTED
Not sure if the bobcats just hate winning Or love losing
not sure if i saw    portugal vs spain or just another  barcelona vs madrid
Not sure if Im losing my vision or this porno is really small
not sure if cuban or just a really dirty mexican
if i'm my parents' son why doesn't their world revolve around me
Waitng for Jesse not sure when it'll be ready
not sure if earthquake or spain advancing to the final
not sure if friend is trying to be funny  or just stupid
not sure if the glass is half empty or i'm drunk
NOT SURE IF ITS PORTUGAL OR CHELSEA
not sure if this is springer  or FOR THe love of cars
looks at crush.. not sure if she likes me too
looks at crush.. not sure if she likes me too
could coach the bobcats but doesn't wanna give his whole franchise away for scalabrine
not sure if cyber bullying or trolling
Not sure if I'm gonna be an uncle or an aunt
I fink u freaky not sure if i like you a lot
Not sure if following the bible or homophobic
Not sure if I want what is best for this country or it to wallow in its own shit
NOt sure if repost or seen it already on vote page
Not sure if internet troll or really
Not sure what to believe
Not sure if black modded gmc or..
Not sure if retarted Or serious?!
Not sure if sweet or scary
not sure if my memes are mediocre or new memes keep pushing mine to the back where no one sees them
not sure if gay or just french
Not sure if happy with new mass effect 3 endings or still enraged beyond belief
not sure if they are hipsters or just californian
NOT SURE IF LIKING MY PHOTOGRAPHY OR JUST THE PERSON IN THE PHOTO
Not sure if lowered car Or family of fat people
Not sure if gone from reddit for a month or expert lurker
cant tell if josh Hamilton or if clark from the benchwarmers
What is that JUST A DEAD PIXEL ON MY SCREAN
not sure if she gave me the wrong number because she was drunk or because i actually didn't please her
not sure if ''swag'' or just hipster
CAN't TELL IF SERIOUS OR JUST BEING TERRY
Don't Know If TEXT NOT RECEIVING OR NOT TEXTING BACK
Not sure if serious or joking
Not sure if systems engineering is impossible or i just don't get it
not sure if insulting or true
not sure if really drunk
Can't tell if you're trying to be funny or a jerk
Not sure if she is still parking Or she just left
Not sure if Bug OR Nifty Feature
NOT SURE IF TOO EASY OR WAY TOO OFF-TOPIC
*looting stuff in diablo 3* didnt that champ had molten on it?...
Not sure if girls are complicated or guys aren't smart enough to deal with them
is it just me or am i schizophrenic?
not sure if chinese history is accurate OR JUST PLAIN FAKE LIKE THEIR PRODUCTS
not sure i understand this role i've been given
Not sure if seth is serious or just retarded
Not sure its earthquake or the washing machine
not sure if she is fat or just chubby
not sure if servers broken or im just to lazy to fix it
Not sure if getting stronger Or i'm just single for a long time
NOT SURE IF I ShOULD MEME
Not sure if douche Or just dropped as a child
Josh! Im watching you.. O_O
NOT SURE IF intolerant or just more aware of the stupidity around me
not sure if i'm never sure of anything or i'm just never sure of anything
not sure if you really like my comment or just wanna end the conversation
Not sure if look right Or build anyway and make B-Lurvin take down...
not sure if new friend or friend has new name
not sure if real screenshot of templerun highscore or just screenshot of google image
Not sure if milk or shake
not sure if asleep or just asian
Not sure if alfred f. jones or ronald knox
Not sure if ex or ugly look-alike
NOT SURE IF BAD BREATH OR SOMETHING DIED CLOSE BY
NOT SURE IF you TROLL OR JUST BECaME STUPID
no se si me esta halagando o si me esta cargando
Brainnnnnnnnn Farttttttttttttttttttt
not sure if a website blocked or if it's down
not sure whether to steal letterbox or family pets next
NOT sure if she is pregnant or she is just fat
Not sure if depressed because high or high because depressed
not sure if idiot nope
Not sure if she is crying or has allergies
not sure if pants don't fit right or getting a raging boner
Not sure if she likes me or just keeping me around incase thing don't work out
not sure if douchebag or good guy having a bad day
not sure if joking or actually wants salad
not sure if its mario balotelli or just javale mcgee
Not sure if trolling or just retarded
Not sure if lazy cuz im fat or fat cuz im lazy
NOT SURE IF NBA MEMES OR FACEBOK
Not Sure IF Stupid Or Just Missing The Point.
Not sure if Sean is trolling... Or bringing up some point unrelated.
not sure if is an italian trying to speak spanish or just an argentinian
can't tell if nicki minaj is a stupid ho or just sings about wanting to be one
Not sure if funny OR just love meme
NOT SURE IF TROLL OR JUST DOUCHE BAG
I don't  know weither im blind or  the earth is missing..... IRDFK
not sure if in a bad mood  or just haven't had a snickers bar.
NOT SURE IF WE ARE PHARMACISTS  OR HIGHLY PAID COMPOUNDERS
i dont remember you oh
Not sure if sick... or hay fever
not sure if tired or nerds wearing me down from wanting server to be up
Not sure if you are joking or you you're just telling the truth
Not sure if im in dry season or im just virgin
not sure if sincere or if cara is on your facebook
not sure if he just playing  or if he is that dumb ?
nOT SURE IF PUPILS DILATED BECAUSE OF LOVE OR VICODIN
Not sure if Iphone in my pocket or just happy to see you
not sure if show is pretty good or still kinda baked
Can't tell if trolling or very tired
Not sure if brother has genuinely become funnier or if he gets his jokes from the internet
Not sure if ryan's bottling wine or drinking it
not sure if asphixiating or trying to sing dubstep
Can't tell if girl kissing girl or girl kissing boy
Not sure if i love one tree hill or just chad.m.m
Not sure If your gOing to unlock this phone Or just checking the time
have you seen my asian friend he keeps his eyes like this
not sure if high or placebo effect
Not sure if he's acting Or actually likes game
Not sure if i wink or i'm an asian
Can't tell if i actually like her  or if she's just smokin' hot
not sure if i cant see the t.v.  or my parents never told me im asian
Hot
I'm not sure if you're going to unloCk this phone Or if yOu're just checking the time
not sure if i'm asian or just looking with small eyes
NOT SURE IF YOU ARE PRETTY OR IM BLIND
Can't tell if food is delicious Or am I just terribly hungry
not sure if more connected to younger generation or just spends too much time on internet
Not sure if mysterious or wants to murder my face
Can't tell if serious or being a homer
Not sure if she is hot or i am alone for far to long
not sure if stupid or just troll
Not sure if have ADD or internet
Not sure if people are talking about the nba finals Or the wEaTher
not sure if joke sucks or i dont get it
not sure if lil john is behind homeplate or the umpire is crazy
'come back soon!'-doctor what a terrible thing to say at a hospital
How can you Be a King If Robert Horry have More rings than you
nOT SURE IF TREV IS PONY LOVER OR IS PONY CLOPPER
Not sure if Awesome Chipotle Or  Mediocre Freebirds
not sure if terrible disease or just a crackhead
Not sure if England fans or italy haters
not sure if losing fat or just muscle deterioration
Not sure if to pee right now or wait another hour or two
Not sure if polysemous or just wrong word
Not sure if controller Or rapidly toching genetalia
Not sure if squinting makes me see things better or makes just makes me look funny
Not sure if they're tall or i'm short
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD HATE MAINSTREAM OR LIKE MAINSTREAM
NOT SURE IF june or july but sure i'm on holidays and i have lost the calendar
not sure if woman driving or drunk driving
not sure if i'm an idiot or just really poor memory
not sure if pandering to reddit or reclaiming own intellectual property
not sure if the sound of rice krispies or somebody urinating
not sure if my friends like me or my mothers cooking
Not sure if job or kitchen equipment
Not sure if she is hot  Or just barely clothed bacause it is so hot
Not sure if vincent price                   Or ra's al ghul
not sure if potayto or patato
not sure if facebook account hacked or this guy is just extremely retarded
Not sure if you liked my photo because i look good or are just masturbating to my image
not sure if real life or reddit karma
Not sure if High or just allergic
not sure if i should give up or just keep chasing pavements
NOT SURE IF HE IS JUST REFERENCING ME OR JUST BEING AN A-HOLE
NOT SURE IF I AM GETTING SMARTER OR THE WORLD IS GETTING DUMBER
Not sure if date OR just seeing movie as friends
Not sUre if I took a ghost shit or waited too long to wipe
Not sure if keith krein facebook status or 12 year old girls diary
Not sure if river Or Thai streEt in rainy season
not sure if legit or just for trolls
Not sure if actually suicidal or just looking for attention
they say the meek shall inherit the earth but after the pompous douches are done
RED HAIR HAND ME DOWN CLOTHES MUST BE A SEMPLE
not sure if im fapping because i want to or because im bored as hell
Not sure if I should feel bad for r/FirstWorldPROblems Or Be jealous
not sure if calling a pervert or just admiring my decision in women
not sure if i study when i sleep or i sleep when i study
i found a new subreddit! i actually hate everyone on this subreddit
Not sure if walking ward or champion
not sure if 9gaggers hate 'call me maybe' or love it
not sure if toilet clogged or person forgot to flush
Not sure if it's made in china or just made by chinese people
Not sure if the em is over or just paused
not sure if you're just joking with her of if you actually hate her
not sure if democrat or Republican
lose follower: unsure if too anti or too pro spitfire
Not sure if game I'm making is good Or friends are just lying to me
Just farted waiting for the sweet sweet smell
not sure if i'm suffering from amnesia or the teacher just got too creative for making new questions for final
Not sure if long hair or tiny girl
not sure in asian voice or scooby doo voice
Not sure if maneta is a different person or just a @Mnelta typo
Not sure if crush Or i'm just lonleny
Not sure if plain stupid or godlike at parking
Not Sure if pro per plaintiff is genius troll or just incredibly stupid
I see what you might have done there
i watching you
Not sure if fart... ... or crap
not sure if man city's manager is ancelotti or the money of the qatari
I THINK THIS GOT TURNED..... UP A NOTCH
not sure if stalked or being too confident
not sure if having pre-pink slip party panic attack or heat stroke
not sure if there really isnt anything to eat or just to lazy to look
not sure if vasili just busy or just lazy
Not sure if she's clueless or if I'm just being friendzoned
Not sure if images are reposted from imgur on 9gag or the other way around
not sure if man butt or lady butt
Not sure if liking my status due to amusement or happy that I might be murdered
not sure if at school or paralympics
not sure if nevus or marker pen
not sure if i see a monster in the mirror or my hair
Not sure if i felt an earthquake or have really bad gas
NOT SURE if meme reference or he really wants pancakes
not sure if i registered first or no one wants the classes i do
not sure if its fleris class or free time
not sure if i should get iphone 5 or samsung galaxy s3
not sure if ignorant or cant play rift
Not sure if Ironic Joke Or serious
nOT SURE IF BAKED OR COOKED
Not sure if laughing at me  or with me
Not sure if laser tag or cynical_mass outfits
not sure if h8 online games or just the people on them...
Not sure if Matts phone is broken of if he hates me
NOT SURE IF BRIE OR CAMEMBERT
not sure if 'available' on gtalk or she just had a break up.
look at him saving hoes
Not sure if referring to me or the other asian that looks like me
NOT SURE IF SHE WANTS ME TO LIKE THE text poetry or the picture of her
not sure if i miss being with her or just miss being with someone
Not sure if personality or just pms'ing
NOt sure if delicious or Just starving
NOT SURE IF chemistry is too hard or am i just too stupid
Not sure if hard... or lucid?
not sure if message didn't go through or person is ignoring me
Not sure if kurt cobain had less fans on twitter than justin bieber or @mandaswaggie is just an idiot
not sure if facebook is dated or this is a place where people post wedding and baby pictures
Not sure if serious Or if never left high school
Not sure if shit pants Or just farted
not sure if you like this wine or not
Not sure if you're going to unlock this iphone or just checking the clock
NOT SURE IF MY EYES LOOK OK OR IF THEY LOOK LIKE BOOBIES IN A STRING BIKINI
not sure if luigi's retarded or just hyper off oreos
NOT SURE IF CRAZY OR JUST IN LOVE
not sure if night accident or wet dream
not sure if i just lost all my friends or if mike just became alot more important
Not sure if It's a homeless person Or another hipster exploring abandoned warehouse
Not sure if mike hewett Or jason Biggs
Not sure if joking or judging me
Not sure if the commentator said Donbass arena or dumbass arena
NOT SURE IF YOU ARE REALLY NICE OR JUST PRETENDING
NOT sure if letting girl pull out in front of me to be good citizen or she's hot
Not sure if he's not interested or just socially awkward
Not sure if THIS FART Is going to be loud or Wet
not sure if lazy cuz of heat or just lazy
Not sure if clock is broken or time is just moving incredibly slow
not sure if balan is crazy or actually serious with victor
not sure if emily is blonde or danish or both
Not sure if ready for last final or just done giving a damn
not sure if it is justin bieber or Heine
not sure if it is paris hilton or sensor
not sure if the same post is on trending page MUCH FUNNIER THAN ON VOTE PAGE
NOT SURE IF DUBSTEP OR TRANSFORMERS HAVING SEX
not sure if food for thought or just recipe
not sure if smart  or lucky
not sure if Bryces iq or ethans height
not sure if money is going to city of god or getting punk'd by brian tamaki
You can&#180;t translate german directly into english? again  what  learned
NOT SURE IF ELDER SCROLLS v: sKYRIM OR MICROSOFT MEDIEVAL FINLAND SIMULATOR 2005
Can't tell if serious or just retarded
not sure if bff's or two idiots
not sure if will is on to something or just drunk
Not sure if nothing on tv  or i cant simply find it
Don't know if she's looking at me because i'm hot or because i'm looking at her
Not sure if pause in electronica Or buffering
Not sure if music is getting better or fantano is getting softer
not sure if earthquake or my sister just fell
'Dat new new' not sure if speaking african or just illiterate
Can't Tell If Massive Dj&#224; vu oR jUST DAILY ROUTINE
Can't tell if pizza quesadilla or calzone
Don't know if tanned or just dirty
not sure if watching television or its just that meme futurama commercial
nOT SURE IF ART OR COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT
Not sure if talking to self or on bluetooth
Find a new girlfriend Tell all my friends she is mine
not sure if watching portugal or an episode of jersey shore
Not sure if the netherlands will win or germany  will lose
Not sure if MICHEAL jackson had face lift or if face was repeatedly slammed into a brick wall
Have to take shower not sure if i should make mamba a mod or should i just say on
not sure if teen girls got hotter or i become a pedophile
cant tell if Lebrons hairline or chance at a ring is disappearing quicker
Not sure if I want to stay up and watch toonami or sleep for 10 hours
If i squint really hard... things start to look like boobs!
not sure if cops or civil crown vic
Not sure if Greasy pizza or decomposing potatoe
Not sure if hard exam or scumbag lecturer
Don't know if Trolling or giving honest advice
not sure if you study or broswing facebook on invisible
Not SUre If I SHould Be Happy Because of The Summer Holıday Or Be sad Because We Won't be    lp-11 anymore
not sure whether you are saying thank you or offending me
i dont know if its talking or its dictating
Not sure if sun in eyes or just asian
from my chest hair down to my ball fro!
Not sure if  stole my kill or saved me
Not sure if i should study for exams or masturbate
not sure if lawn mower or skrillex
Not sure if halo 4 or shut up and take my money
not sure if its a box or snake
not sure if thor&#180;s fart or my gf with her ​​period
not sure if lobster or joe shankey at the beach
Not sure if Alarm system or just very loud crickets
Not sure if bruce willis gained some weight or rick from pawn stars
not sure if hes doing a wheelie with her on back or shes just really fat
just friends? facebook says different
not sure if i look confused because i am thinking or confusing makes me look i think
nOT SURE IF MY PHONE OR SOMEONE ELSE HIS PHONE
not sure if i look confused because i am thinking or thinking how thinking makes me look confused makes me look confused
not sure if steven seagal can fight or not
Not sure if sarcasm Or actually happy with DMV
not sure if braden is going to flip or just tell everyone he is
CAN'T TELL IF SINGLE OR JUST HIDING FACEBOOK RELATIONSHIP STATUS
Not sure if friend or stalker
not sure if jrum is one man or 20 asians working in a beat production sweat shop
not sure if she is hot or just wearing skinny jeans
Not sure if they remembered birthday or facebook told them about it
Not sure if you're a redditor or redditors stalk your account
nOT SURE IF REALLY EXCITED OR bath salts
Not sure if meatloaf is good or just different than pizza
Not sure if it's a girl talking on xbox live or just a little kid ?
can't decide if I want to start this track with a red line
not sure if maths test was easy or i wrote everything wrong?
Not sure if best birthday ever or just another awesome day i got to spend with you
not sure if jail or wet ranch high school
not sure if jail or west ranch
Not sure if pelvic thrust during kissing means go to the next level or accident
das-masturbate -yet das masturbate
NOT SURE IF THE PUSS STANK OR DA WEED IS JUST DANK
Not sure if im poor or everyone is richer than me
Not sure if trolling  Or legit strategy
not sure if that's mud on my shoes or dog shit
NOT SURE IF i SHOULD THANK FOR BRINGING DOUGHNUTS oR CURSE FOR BRINGING DOUGHNUTS.
Not sure if 18 or 14
not sure if out of tune trumpet... or augmented fifth interval
NoT sure if on frontpage or feels channel
Not Sure if Pirate Ghosts Or Ghost Pirates
NOT SURE IF ITALY IS GOOD OR SPAIN IS SHIT
Not sure if game idea awesome or brain has melted
Not sure if good-looking  or just a foreigner in Japan
Not sure if Make Up Or lost a Paintball match
Not sure if insult  or compliment
Not sure if it is a ufo or a flying fried egg made of metal
Not sure if Computer veteran or just herobrine
NOT SURE IF WORKAHOLIC OR SCARED OF BABY
Not sure if troll or bad grammar
Not sure if footsteps  or my own heart beat
Not sure if showing off grades Or Genuinely pissed off because you got a B
not sure if husband washing dishes is trying to help wife or trying to get laid
Customer: Are you open? Me: So help me god i will hit you with my ring hand!
has the best meme's idea puts in a wrong meme
not sure if i'm the best or just imaging
Not sure if it's little pEople making shoes Or just the people in the apartment above me
buy a starland ticket now
Not sure if fail gamer or just isnt asian enough
not sure if kobe knows he's old or he thinks he's still good
Not sure if happy to be graduating college Or sad because I have to figure out the rest of my life
Not sure if happy to be graduating college or sad because I have to live in real world
Not sure if my stomach is making noises because i'm hungry or if i have to use the restroom
Not sure if lazy or gravity is too high
Not sure shes dating him or just a really big friend zone
NOT SURE IF SHE's being mean on purpose or she's mean all the time
Not sure if young mommy Or babysitter
Not sure if i need to burp or throw up
YES IM SURE -_-
Not sure if kissing wall Or pretending to be paint
Not sure if literal or figurative foe of evil or both
Not sure if wojno thinks he is to good or everyone else to bad
not sure if im in the show futurama or if im just dreaming
akhilesh y u on everyones friend list?
Not sure is the exam too difficult or because i am too stupid
not sure if friend zone or best friends zone
TOP LANE NOT SURE IF WHETHER THEY HAVE JUNGLER OR IF IT'S 2v1
not sure if racist polish suporter or john terry
not sure if Pacquiao was cheated or cheated
NOT SURE IF I LOST WEIGHT OR THE SCALE IS BROKEN
Not sure if c.ronaldo vs messi or real madrid vs barcelona
not sure if running black guy working out or just fleeing from crime scene
not sure if wearing v-neck or very stretched out collar shirt
Hmmmm. I see your sword is biGger than mine.
Not sure if bradley fight was fixed or boxing is just corrupt
not sure if capital 's' or lower case 's'
Not sure whom to blame  Netheland
netherland.. .. Who??
Not sure if they are dying of alcohol poisoning Or just a poseidon social
not sure if earthquake or everyone had the same dream
Not sure if headache or just caffeine jitters
Not sure if friendzoned or playing hard to get
Not sure if truth or sarcasm
not sure if offline or hiding from me
not sure if hungry or just bored
Not sure iF ombr hair Or just lazy
Not sure if these are law notes Or Something written by arts student
not sure if i'm retarded or just religious
I am not sure is it me or you
not sure if canon  or fanfic
Not sure if i delieverd the pizza and the just gave me the box back or if i ate it
not sure if it's a kid dressed like a ghost or a midget kkk member
I'm not sure if RobertO Di Matteo is italLian Or Asian?
Is that Chick having a fit Or is she doing zumba
not sure if thats kendrick perkins or if thats ivan ooze
cant tell if he realizes what hes saying  or if hes that stupid
Not sure if really gay  or forgot to log out on facebook
Not sure if you'rE going to unlock or just checking the time
Not sure iF that was lebron last night Or if it was Jordan in disguise
NOT SURE if me good in math or all others bad
not sure if mocking me or telling truth
Not sure if stereotype or truth
not sure if she's looking at me or at my deskmate
Not sure if i must specify that i'm not american or not relevant
Not sure if high or just stupid
Not sure if the test went aladeen or the test went aladeen
Don't know if he's rich or what jack said
NOt sure if tooth is really cold or if it just hurts
Not sure if overly attached Girlfriend or secreatly Cheating on me
not sure if this is funny or just plain annoying
Not SURE IF SIGNED OFF FROM FACEBOOK CHAT OR JUST WENT INTO IDLE MODE
Not sure if being trolled by riot or if they didn't nerf darius so every retard can spam r
Not sure if really smart or just abusing google search
Can't tell If Rapper Future is Rapping or has down syndrome
bxcgbcgn vbnvbmncvn
not sure if heat sweat or i have to poo sweat
Not sure if having fun Or feeding an addiction
I used to like trains until i said it out loud
not sure if going to fail the bar or practice questions too hard
not sure if trent is a troll or a retard
not sure if sexy or just degrading
not sure if troll or rly watching gntm final
not sure if that says adrienne rich or if they spelt sylvia plath wrong
not sure if gay english kid or black 50 year old
Not really sure if it's funny
not sure if the pish is being ripped
not sure if it's too mainstream or i'm too hipster
NOt sure if he is mad he cant come up with a good condesending wonka or if its his first time dealing with a meme
Not sure if people actually like skrillex or if they are conforming so social norms
Not sure if teacher talking  Or giving Us history facts about Her teens
Can't tell if they really find me INTERESTING  Or if they're being sarcastic
not sure if I'm being safe or just wasting government funds
Not Sure if Internet memes are highbrow or lowbrow
Not sure if Act1 Infernor is cake Or Deamon hunters really op
not sure if i hate facebook or all the junior cert students
If your better than me at a game then you have no life If your worse than me then your a noob
NOT Sure if it's dust or a spider...
not sure if really busy at work or still QUIETLY ignoring me
not sure it is new discovery or just false positive
CAN'T TELL IF THEY LIKE THE PICTURE OR THAT IM GOING THERE
cant tell if theyre clueless or emotionally unstable
not sure if naturally confident or just drank too much coffee
Facebook timeline on birthday You must die!
not sure if eyes or boobs with white belts
not sure if crying  or just yawned
Not sure if summer or its still winter
Dont know if trolling or just reality
Royalty-free music $29.95
not sure if joke has been reached
not sure if child is asian or black
NOT SURE IF INBRED OR MOWBRAY COLLEGE STUDENT
If girls that seem innocent and uncorrupt by society attract guys like me who want to tea-bag them.. then maybe it's the slutty looking ones who are actually all nieve and innocent inside
not sure if girl is innocent/naturally uncorrupt or if all guys have t-bagged her for seeming that way
Not sure if she's ignoring me
not sure if girl is innocent/naturally uncorrupt or if all guys have t-bagged her like i want to for seeming that way
Not sure if girl or guy with boobs
Not sure if im full from eating  OR FULL FROM DRINKING BEERS
TOUCH&#201;
Not sure if 9gaggers hate women... or love them
not sure if just loud muffler or actual street racing car
NOT SURE IF GTA OR JUST WOMAN DRIVERS
21 questions? only goes to 12
Not sure if spamming or www.zeta.li is really good
Not sure if feminists are really crazy or just evil
Not sure if we have to take location or airport?
not sure if goth or just fat
NOT sure if crazy or just PMS
Not sure if venus or if retinas are damaged
Not sure if im getting more mad to people or they are just getting more stupid
not sure if good ass or just yoga pants
Not sure if burning or freezing
i dont know if deven is telling the truth or just trolling us
21 questions?
not sure if osins says truth or needs new calc
NOt sure if girl is flirting with me Or making fun of me
Not sure IF not interrested or just shy
Not sure if joining military for attention or just under the influence of drugs at the moment
not sure if you are going to unlock or just checking time
NOT SURE IF YOU GUYS ARE A BUNCH OF CIRCLE JERKING DIVAS OR IF IM JUST HATED BY EVERYONE IN THIS COMMUNITY
not sure if henry  or just a dumbass
Not sure if i care for my facebook friends or just their boring confusing comments.
not sure if gay or just cause im in san fran
not sure if i'm calm because i studied enough or because i don't give a shit anymore
And ur telling me this because...
not sure if someone are breaking into my house or is it just my imagination
Not sure if Having a Hangover Or just having a Hangover
Not sure if sarcasm or parapraxis
Not Sure if password is wrong or is just spelt wrong!
not sure if zombie or bath salt snorter
Not Sure if San Antonio is Clutch or OKC just chokes
Not sure if she is moving to make room for me or if she's moving to get away from me
not sure if     nobody votes or just too many dislikes
not sure if  opeth is brilliant or i'm smart enough to realize it
Not sure if people are more stupid each day or i'm just in a worse mood each day
not sure if friends are really creative or if it's actually spelled congradulations
not sure if sarcasm or truth
Not sure if they're clapping for me or just for sympathy
not sure if that guy really hates slaves bc or is a member of the band
not sure if just really hungry or bath salts kicked in
not sure if it's the front part of the shorts  or just furry
not sure if i played a mw3 or a mw2 add-on for $60
can't tell if really lagging or they're trying to trick me
Not sure if was 48 HOuR film project in st. Louis Or juSt weekend long caffeine induced hallucinatOry experience
NOT SURE IF BOSH IS INJURED or extinct
not sure if that was a 180 switch 5-0 or a 180 nosegrind
not sure if watching game of thrones or walking dead
Not sure if hungry or bored
not sure if joke is too witty  or just stupid person
not sure if black or just spray tan
not sure if watching game of thrones or the walking dead
should i buy an xbox or... a 50 inch tv?
not sure if he's 12 years old or 40 years old
NOT SURE If killed by bazooka  or just normal pistol
Not sure if ur big foot  or sasquatch
Not sure if 'ja
cAn't tell if playing battleship or ordering chinese food
not sure if high or lazy eyes
Not sure if wearing v-neck or badly stretched out collar shirt
Not sure if real or shopped
not sure if exam is easy or formula sheet is simplified
not sure if Eduard Khil is dead or getting trolled
Not Sure if its frozen or its still loading
Not sure if racist or funny
Not sure if i am good or Darius op
not sure if you're stupid or you're good actor
Not sure if you actually like my photos Or just trying to get me to like yours back
NOT SURE IF KAVA IS AFK OR JUST PRETENDING
Not Sure if Troll Or Helpful chemist
Not sure if making fun of me or really wants me to go alone
A MAN TAKES TO MUCH VIAGRA AND HAS A HEART ATTACK GUESS HE...DIED HARD
Not sure if new DJ is playing Or same dj is making really bad mix
NOT SURE IF I HATE LEBRON OR SAD THAT MY TEAMS NOT IN THE PLAYOFFS
Not Sure if joel LIDDICOAT OR HAMISH BLAKE
Not sure if weed or skunk
Goes to hooters male waitor
Not Sure if I'm getting better or just getting used to being sick
Lick My nIPPLES...pLEASE
yeaaah !! i BELIEVE you !
N&#227;o sei se voc&#234; gosta de mim ou se eu n&#227;o gosto de voc&#234;
Not sure if i need a bigger closet or have too much clothes
not sure is the bus wehnt wrong or just someone listens to dubstep without headphones
N&#227;o sei se n&#227;o gosto do livro ou estou de mau humor
not sure if england squad  or liverpool fc
WHY HOLD HER DOWN WHEN I CAN JUST STARE HER DOWN
what can I do for tomorrow tomorrow is school shit
not sure if i lock the house or turn off the light
NOT sure if i've become so numb or just you aRE not there
Not sure if parade... or bard pitching
Not sure if facerape or just hans j&#248;rgen himself
Not sure if screwed or screwed
NOT SURE IF ZOMBIES ARE REAL OR LSD IS GETTING CHEAPER
Not sure if too sexy for my shirt or sexy and i know it
Not sure if girls aRe gettIng hotteR Or standards are getting loWer
Not sure if its hot in here.. Or its just my head......
Not sure if guy in sunglasses Is staring at me
not sure if poser or just stupid
not sure if lqp-79 is real or i just really want some human flesh?
not sure if farting or shitting
not sure if I'm sure
not sure if going through puberty or growing moobs
Not sure if male kpop star or cute asian girl
not sure if laughing with me or at me
Not sure if Movie Night Or entrapment scheme
noT SURE IF STEVIE WONDER KNOWS THINKS HE'S IN BRAZIL oR IF HE DOESN'T KNOW ANY PORTuguESE SONG
not sure if actually retarded oh wait yes they are
NOT SURE IF CANNIBALISM IS A NEW TREND OR JUST ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
Not sure if fathi is under the 't&#248;ffel' eller du bare skal have en ordentlig omgang n&#229;r du kommer hjem
not sure if going to fart or poo
Not sure if winning because of talent or by default
not sure if it was popov or im just busted
Not sure if physics teacher Or Calculus teacher...
Not sure if the matrix or reality
not sure if unlock the phone or just check the time
Not sure if truly amazed or just mocking
gfg fdf
NOT SHURE IF AVATAR OR POCAHONTAS
Not sure if Hungry Or crazed cannibal on bath salts
I have to fart not sure if i will shit myself
Not sure if still on facebook or fell asleep and forgot to log out
Right... thats how babies are made...
Not sure if buudy is a gun or north are just shit
Not sure if conrad's real voice or sarcasm
You woNT .....NO BALLS
Not sure if girl likes me Or has already friendzoned me
not sure if phone is broken Or really unpopular
Not sure if you are going to unlock this iphone or just checking the clock
3 na 5 cipka imagine it
Not sure if talking about person or some kind of gadget
not sure if the bottle is half full or half empty
Not sure if i'm a troll or just have trolling tendencies
not sure if compiler blow up with optimizations or i made a mistake
not sure if mrs. colligan pregnant or just getting really fat
not sure if parents are getting lazy or want me to move out
Not sure if crazy or bluetooth
not sure if phone's off the hook by accident or your back on meth
NOT SURE IF HEADACHE FROM NOT ENOUGH CAFFEINE OR TOO MUCH CAFFEINE
Homeless? or developer
Not sure if zombie apocalypse happening or just more publicized in wake of miami attack
not sure if you are nerd for having that pic or I am nerd for recognizing it
not sure if you're cheating or just that good
not sure if really hot or good singer
Not sure if good singer Or just hot
You sure u no GAY?
Am i sexy and i know it or ugly and ignore it?
Not sure if yolo is a way of life or just a way my friends found to make me do their crap
Not sure if... Shes hot or a butterface
Not sure if playing diablo because of unemployment or unemployed because of playing diablo
Not sure if i  had to laugh or to cry
not sure weight gain because of muscles or just fat
not sure if the teacher is mad at me because im late... or she is just mad at me because im at school ..
New Snow White Movie But No dwarfs
Not sure if asleep or ignoring me
Not sure if crankers spray or pray?
Not sure if stupid or slow
Not sure if thats a real metatron or a tier spender one.
im not sure who should be my QB Tom brady or dane
not sure if customer support on chat is not a real person or just extremely polite
Not sure if hunhan is real or they are just really close.
NOT SURE IF  MAN OR WOMAN
'NO SMOKING' SIGN IN  BREAK ROOM GM IS A CHAIN SMOKER
NOT SURE TO DO A 'SALTO' OR DO A 'CHIBI CHIBI '
not sure if cop or stupid part of adelle's rumor has it
Not sure if justin really loves me or is just saying that to make me feel better
not sure if not sure if or short-sightedness
Not sure what's worse If i let someone suffer or if God does
can't tell if first zombie  OR DRUGS
and wat about our  characther certificate??
Not sure if making fun of show Or is actually that bad
Not sure if im bored  or just hungry
not sure if cold or allergie
Not sure if NB is a city or a big rez
Not Sure If Ellie Goulding is hot or not
Not SURE IF HASHES OR STRONG PASSWORDS
Not sure if wife of bath Or a porno
Not sure if Nicki Minaj or just Rossana
not sure of trying to be cute or doesn't know how to spell
not sure if bath salts or zombie apocalypse
Not sure if lsd or bath salts
Not sure if high from paint fumes... or ready to go to sleep... maybe both.
Not sure if i should recycle tims cup or throw it in garbage
Witty compliment or really hash criticism
Not sure if Paranoid or just stoned
Not sure if i like the senior staff.... .... but i do like my rank... a lot
Not sure if trollIng Or dumb
Cleaver praise  OR JUSt Regular CRITICISM
Not sure if I miss the girl Or the sex
Not sure if trolling or misspelled
not sure if gay or talks gay
not sure if agree or want sex
Not sure if gay or just really friendly guy...
not sure whether to hide all posts... or unfriend
Not sure if he really thinks she's pretty or he's just blind & no one knows it
Can't tell if trying to be funny or just retarded
Not sure if tHe teacher diDn't hear or is just ignoring me
NOT SURE IF IT'S A FART OR Diarrhoea in my pants
not sure if polish or english
Not sure if u open to unlock  Or check the time
Can't tell if i'm a hipster  or just have great taste.
Not sure if Migraine or mind is exploding
So if i eat someones face does that make me a zombie?
Not sure if Stupid or idiotic
Not sure if making an observation or projecting
Not sure If Mescaline is good But it'd better not to use it
Can't tell if tigel or PAN
I dont say
A few weeks into it... still not sure how to use memes!!!
I will take you down chris & dave
Not Sure If ranked  or co-op vs ai
not sure if my crush is very nice to me or she's just a phlegmatic person
N&#227;o tenho a certeza... se iron maiden ou ciganos douro
not sure if its pronounced me-me
Not sure if it's fusion or you can't decide what ethnicity your restaurant is
Not if sure if people don't get joke or it's not funny
not sure if legit email or viagra ad
NOT SURE WHAT I SHOULD WRITE
not sure if hes a zombie or on drugs
u camp in the corner i vow to kill you even if i die 1000 times
Not sure if obama's recent ad was a tribute to memorial day or a re-election campaign loophole
Abraham Lincoln Lied... He does hunt vampires.
Not sure if zombie apocalypse or just bath salts
I think I never had to reach the year 3000 is rubbish I prefer the 21 st century
not sure if srk... OR NASER SAYED-ZADA
not sure if zombie attack or florida meth-heads
not sure if funny coincidence or rickrolling
Not sure if i caught her looking at me Or she caught me looking at her
Not sure if custom designed run-bot failed and closed Or just freaked out when Bnet went down for maintenance
Not sure if sick or just simulating
complottista di merda... ...o candidato di grillo?
Not Sure IF THE TEST WAS HARD OR I DIDN'T STUDY ENOUGH
Not sure if trolling or just terrible with links
NOT SURE IF BITTER OR REALIST
not sure if gay or just obsessed with rainbows
Nost sure if other programmer is very smart or just dumb
Not Shure if art or just some garbage that should be brought outside
not sure if you're going to unlock this phone or just checking the clock
Not sure if eyes burn because of allergy or i am just tired
Not sure if keira knightley or natalie portman
Not sure if honest or a mothafucin lier
Not sure if tired or still drunk
NOT SURE IF PRO KARTHUS OR JUST ULT SPAMMING
Not sure if drunk driver or just andrew zhui
NOT SURE IF I'M RUNNING FAST OR EVERYONE SUCKS
NOT SURE IF I'M FAST OR EVERYONE ELSE SUCKS
not sure if you're going to unlock your phone or just check the time
Not sure if unlocking iphone or just checking the time
Undefined server? Why must you do this to me lol?
not sure i would like a cup of tea or coffee
Not sure if everybody forgot about Kony Or he's dead/in prison
Not sure if she's giving me hints Or just screwing with my head
Not Sure if She is just fat or Pregnant
Not sure if it's pronounced Double You Or Double oooooooo
not sure if weed will be legalized soon or just spending too much time on r/trees
not sure if you're a boy or a girl
NOT SURE IF BREAKCORE OR CD IS SKIPPING
Not sure if I miss the 90's or just miss being a kid.
not sure if 'is will gay' memes are about me or if i'm still unpopular
nie jestem pewien czy nie jestem pewien czy po prostu nie jestem pewien
Not sure if on overtime or working for free
Wait to go j you ruined the joke
Not sure if pregnant or just a fatass
Not sure if attractive or just wearing less clothing
Not sure if yellow water is pee or apple juice
NOT SURE IF AIRPORT OR GIANT ROBOT CAMELS
Not sure if ponies are getting awesome or is it just me
NOT SURE IF CAPTAIN SPEECH OR JANINE WAITE COLE
Not sure if George harrison or Dhani harrison
Not suRE that my friends is pymp14  OR IT IS NO LIFE
NOT SURE IF ALEX OR JUST GLADDEN
NOT SURE IF YOUR FINGER SHOULD BE IN MY ASS
not sure if star or pentagram
Not sure if he's the pope's butler Or if he's the pope's whistle blower.
not sure if letter m or r and n next to eachother
Not sure if i'm going to barf or fart
NOT SURE IF HIGH SELF ESTEEM OR JUST FULL OF MYSELF
Not sUre if I'm extremely crabby Or people are reAlly standing Too close
NOT SURE IF EARTHQUAKE OR AMERICANS MOVING
not sure if it suppose to look like that or our school ran out of money to pay for paint
Hallo Wie gehts
not sure if 'werewolves of london' or 'all summer long'
Not Sure if ubaldo is a bad teacher or i'm a dump
Not sure if really liking community managment or just being sarcastic
NOT SURE IF YOU GET LIKES CAUSE THEY THINK yoU aRe Pretty  OR IF yoU JUST LIKE EVERY DAMN PICTURE on facebook
NOT SURE IF GREY ROOM OR GREY DORM
Not sure if lukas is afk or just ignoring me
not sure if serious or sarcastic
not sure if girl is pregnant or just really fat
hmmmm is this suppose to hurt my feeling?
not sure if you like me or you're just trying to be friendly
not sure if they're clearing throat or speaking welsh
Not sure if add or new facebook friend
not sure if from kwinana  or just a poor person
not sure if facebook chat doesn't work or know one wants to talk to me
Not sure if indian or sri lankan
NOT SURE IF ME OR NOT ME
not sure if gay or just attracted to males
MMM... I SMELL TACO'S  OH WAIT
Not sure if apocalypse or last day at school
Not sure if meme is Original or been done before
not sure if trolling or has severe autism
nOT SURE IF YOU'RE GOING TO UNLOCK THIS IPHONE  OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
Not sure if being sarcastic or just retarded
Maybe I'Ve miss something but I don't remember this many clipper fans last year
im not sure but.. 13yr olds now have 18yr old bodies
not sure if facebook chat doesn't work
Not sure if ignoring me  or just busy fapping
Not sure if Aeneid Or Odyssey fanfiction
Not sure if Guy Fawkes Or girl fawks
Not sure if brother is playing dubstep or if transformers are banging next door
Can't tell if trolling or really thinks this
Not sure if dying or just coming down very very hard
Not sure if kirusanth or undercover whale
Not sure if i was banned or the page is closed
NOT SURE IF AKB ANIME OR BAD K-ON FANFIC
not sure if krispy kream is trolling or just mentally retarded..
Not sure if subject is Boring or just Audience too stupid
Not sure if drunk or just trolling
not sure if Africa Won here
not sure whats more addictive... ...heroin or 9gag
not sure y that drunkard is waving to me o wait
not sure if i get more tan or my teeth are getting more white
Not sure if skin is going to turn a lovely brown or start peeling
Not sure if friend really loves diablo 3 or just doesn't like hanging out with me
Not sure if she's forgetful or she's just ignoring me
cant tell if serious or trolling
not sure if troll or trololo
Not sure if good status or bad status
Not sure if stupid or correct
Cant remember if i ate asparagus Or guy in stall next to me farted
Not sure if Garfield is no longer funny Or if it never was and I was too Young to know better
Cant Tell if its crappy Or hipster
What is your 4 digit pin? get money
NOT SURE IF BEING SINCERE OR SUCKING UP
Not sure if hungry or just want bacon
not sure if i'm going to use winrar or 7-zip
not sure if friends are gay or just nobody girls wants with him
NOT SURE IF RETARDED OR NOT GETTING THE HINT
nOT SURE IF BAD CLUE GIVER OR JUST DOESNT KNOW WORD
not sure if ryan is good at softball or im just really really bad
POLY HAS NO MONEY TO PAY TEACHERS SPENDS $2.2 MILLION ON THE AUDITORIUM
not sure if big 3' chino or small 5' chino
not sure if i can't see or if i am an asian
Not sure if saving energy  or power shut down
Not sure if wasp or loud fly...
NOT SURE IF STILL WANTS TO BE FRIENDS OR JUST WANTS TO TALK SHIT BEHIND MY BACK
not sure if he knows its not that big of a deal
Not sure if crazy or just goes to edgewood
i don't trust you…
Not sure if that panuh watching me screw face or he just ugly so
Not sure if being an idiot or just retarded
can't tell if long-haired person is girl or clay matthews
not sure if that person is trolling or just an innocent kid
Not sure if classmate wants study break or 'study break'
Im not sure if im a Chameleon or Mosquito
not sure if post prandial dip or just really tired
non chiedetemi l'amicizia.. non mi fido!!!
Not sure if all friends r dead or just playing diablo
not sure if i hate everyone no ok i hate evryone
NoT sure if cp1 was easy or if i just missed the point of each question
Not SUre if puck or dirt on the tv
Not sure if chicken Or boat
not sure if gareth delve is asian  or a welshmen
NOT SURE IF? wacky waving inflatable arm flailing tube man IS GIVING ME THE FINGER
Not sure if joke is directed at me Or at Isaac
NOT Sure if op is trolling or simply retarded
Not sure if buttsex implication or fashion advice
im not sure if vidiogames make kid violent or the lag does
Not sure if its a laser or im blind from looking at the eclipse?
not sure if proud or disgusted by eiu's mention by hannibal buress
not sure if coworker is listening or just waiting for their turn to talk
not sure if thats border patrol  or a federal agent........
not SURE IF DRUNK OR STONED
Not sure if trying to save me Or just whoring for points
Not sure if 9gag or kacsazs&#237;r
not sure if she means it or shes kidding around
Not sure if learning yoga poses or kamasutra poses
*Evening of Solar eclipse* eww why does the sun have a huge dent in it?
nOT SURE IF SKUNK.. oR REALLY GOOD WEED GROWING NEARBY
not sure if he meant sap or s.a.p.
not sure if i'm gay still not sure
Not Sure if comment deleted or facebook being dumb
Not sure if is cod 8  o giulia passion horses
wow it is a lot easier to see rice this way
BALLS
IF YOU CALL THIS DUBSTEP THEN SOMEONE TOOK A SHIT ON MY SPEAKERS
Not sure if I should dress up as gary glitter for joe boyd's birthday
Not sure if actual situation or completely made up story to use space
Dont know if elia really has alot of  cool sneakers or he's just a liar
NOT SURE IF BEST BROS.... OR JUST SECRETLY GAY
Can't tell if being sarcastic or actually kind of a douche
r/relationship_advice...not really sure if you are asking for advice on 'friend' or you...
not sure if I don't like to talk about myself or I'm just boring
Not sure if Drunk Or Juts realY Dhfed
not sure if insulting me Or bad loser
Im not shure if yor mama Left her cloAths at my place or yours
not sure if this is a good idea or everyone's pure dumb
Is that diamond i see? Damn
Not sure if trolling or confessing love for middle eastern kids girlfriend
Not sure if javale mcgee's iq Or shaq's freethrow percentage
not sure if crap or one hell of a fart
I used to think I was indecisive but now I am not so sure...
Not sure if hangover or exam anxiety
not sure if you are collaborating with my joke or you just plainly beleived it
sun melting retinas worth it
Is chris the only one that can do this? or is his expertise in question?
Not sure if trolling or plain idiot
what's wrong with you people
i dont't know exacly i just heard but i think its name is hot problems
don't know if my boss is stupid or mentally retarded!
not sure if chelsea won or bayern lost
Not sure if come is a hero or an incredible laser game player
Not sure if bob marley or jamacan dude
not sure if gusta
Not sure if gunfire or just fireworks
Can't tell if internet connection is lagging or just really hungover
not sure if boy... or girl
not sure if running really fast or not pressing the upper part of htc phone enough to make gps correct
not sure if really dumb
I'm not sure if he are a cute boy
Not Sure if phone is vibrating or leg just feels like shaking
NOT SURE IF PEOPLE DON'T GET ME OR I DON'T GET THEM
Don't know if she's waiting for me to text first Or if she doesn't care about me
Must sleep! ... No computer..nO
not sure if... i've seen these somewhere before
KASAB Is he dead or people don't give a sh*t?
not sure if tcp/ip issue on dns server issue
Not sure if lag Or spy
NOT SURE IF LAUGHING OUT LOUD or league of legends
Not sure if it's your birthday Or if people just feel bad for you
not sure if it's a candy or a throat lozenge
Did i just walk into a Mens locker room
NOT SURE IF OPENING EYES OR CLOSING THEM
Not sure if took a huge dump Or just gave birth to a black kid
Not Sure If DIABLO3 OR CHampions LEAGUE FINAL
if the pope did something wrong is god vicariously liable?
Can't tell if stroke or just slept on arm
Not sure if you agree or are mocking me
Not sure if gay or just in touch with feminine side
Not sure if you're actually hot or you just own a sexy car
Not sure if high or just exhausted
NOT SURE IF HE SHOULD TAKE MY MONEY OR I TAKE HIS
Not sure if that was a shy look away
not sure to like frape coz it's funny or Because I'm just plain weird
not sure if serious or just kidding
Not sure if basile is a kitty or just a chatton with two t
Not sure if street vendor or male prostitute
Not sure if graphics card is xfx or xfx
Not Sure if your going to unlock your phone or just checking the time
Can't tell if trolling JK igor only trolls
Not sure if joking or really your car
Not sure if bug or really the 301th viewer
not sure if its aladeen or aladeen
CAN'T TELL IF STUPID OR PINKBIKE USER
NOT SURE IF YOU WERE COOKING ONIONS OR YOU JUST HAVE REALLY BAD b.o.
not sure if my cousins are leaving or just bluffing
Not sure if bottomless or wearing EXTREMELY short shorts
not sure if sarcastic or just being brian
not sure if enslaved by debt or if 12 year old ranting about banks on youtube is a conspiracy theorist
NOT SURE IF ENSLAVED BY BANKS OR IF 12 YEAR OLD RANTING ABOUT DEBT SYSTEM ON YOUtUBE is A CONSPIRACY THEORIST
Not sure if game lagged Or ran into spy
not sure if science class or concentration camp
Not sure if coincidence of just named after hair color
not sure if fat or if pecs are so big they bounce as i run
when someone swears your status   IS ABOUT THEM
Not sure if you smell like that or i smell onions
Some one is spying me im gonna run
Not sure if talking on hands free device Or insane
not sure if eminem is a rapper or a disser...
Not sure if cramps  or gas
NOt SURE  if you understand french now or google translate
not sureif friends are dead or playing diablo 3
not sure if rain falling on ceiling or air CONDITIONER blowing
im not sure if your a whale..... or beau hilbert?
Not sure if she wants to talk or all of her friends are offline except me
Not sure if Nicotine rush Or cleaning out the grinder actually worked
not sure if my bro loves me or wants to sabotage my studies
Not sure if education system is dooming children or if it happened 50 years ago
unstructured interviews reliability and validity?
Not sure if afk or just dont want to skype with me
Not sure if CDS memes are actually funny
bladder full to busrting? or just fart?
Not sur if it's natural or cause (s)He's stupid...
Not sure if boys in friendzone are perfect or just think they are
Not sure if piano or nation.
not sure if good friend or secret lover
not sure if i should study or go on trolino
im a fan on jkt48 problem ?
Can't tell if serious or hacked
NOt Sure If He is Gay Or he is faking it to be surrounded by girls
Is Justin Bieber A Man
not sure if retard or just james wright
Not sure if John Lennon's imagine or Oasis' Don't look back in anger
not sure if we follow the same tumblrs or if you avoid reblogging me on purpose
not sure if jesper is trolling or has dorathor controllin his brain
hi
Andrew I see You nEed proactive !
Emergency form for turing? NOt sure if i should fill it out or style it
Not sure if mike smith or swiss cheese
Not sure if 'hacked' or serious
Not sure if Gov't Blocked Pirate BAy Or Servers just down
NOT SURE IF SONG IS SKIPPING OR JUST LISTENING TO DUBSTEP
nOT SURE IF PILLS TAKEN ALREADY OR TOOK AGAIN AND OVERDOSED
that vodka tasted like a taco.
not sure if music is getting worse or standards are getting higher
Not sure if i'm just cynical or almost all the music now is shit
Do i see Becca... using a meme correctly?
Not sure if friends are dead or playing diablo
Not sure if she's mad at me or simply cross-eyed
Not sure if my boyfriend left me Or he's still playing diablo
Not sure if this purple is more red or more blue
NOT SURE IF BREAKFEAST IS THE FIRST MEAL OF THE DAY OR THE LAST ONE
Not sure if tent or 4xl
not certain if happy Man City Won ...or just hate Man Utd
Not sure if unnecessary pony meme or pony faggotry. or both...
not sure if rihanna sex tape or just spam
Not sure if its suppose to spell mexico  Or if its some type of mexican Fraternity
Not sure if actually logging in to diablo III or just waiting to time out
Don't know if blizzard is stupid or if error 37 is the greatest boss of all time
not sure if burn victim in excruciating pain or diablo III fan
NOT SURE IF SERVERS ARE FULL  OR IM JUST TOO SLOW TO LOG IN
Not sure if gonna have safe sex or get babies
if this meme doesn't work out i'm gonna blame the terrorists
NOT SURE IF PRINTER IS BROKEN OR JUST FINALLY OUT OF INK
not sure if crappy dungeon crawler remake with ridiculous fanbase... or diablo iii
not sure if boobs or surprised eyeballs
not sure if they invite me because they lime me and my  antics or because its the only way to get maff to attend
Not sure if ice cream or popsicle
not sure if dylan crawford or sahil nandwani?
Not sure to be Or not to be
NOT SURE IF FRIENDS PARENTS Call me by a nickname because they like me Or can never remember my name
nOT SURE IF BULLSHITTING OR SERIOUS
not sure if lil wayne or chris johnson
SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY... DIABLO 3 IS COMING!
not sure if mom is in good mood or just planning something evil
Not sure if hipster  or just poor
Not sure if it's senior skip day Or everyone dieD after prom
NOT sure if waka flocka is saying own name  Or having Violent seizure
not sure if i look idiot or if i realy am
not sure if asking if i'm gay or actually asking why i like wearing rainbow socks
Not sure if there is a dungeon or just creepers
Not sure if interesting and important event or just commissioner Lin doing more calligraphy practice
Did he mean purpose or propose?
Not sure if teen boy from far away or middle aged woman with styled hair
TOp NEXT BOTTOM NEXT
Not sure if she has really big boobs or he needs to work out
nopt sure if exaam was easy or i became smart overnight
not sure if about to get help or arrested
expected to learn maths teacher can't say the word 'asymptote'
Not sure if religious fundamentalist Or Athiest trolling
is it me or.. did teresa get fatter?
Not sure if breaking up for more Diablo time is cool or just really nerdy
not sure if japanese or chinese
Don't know if straight or gay
Not sure if sun or ms musca's hair
hMMM NOT SURE IF BATTLE BORN OR GREY MANE
every time i talk to kashari i cant seem to look at her face...
Not sure if cheaper to buy printer ink or squid
CAN'T TELL IF THEY'RE A PARODY OR THEY'RE SERIOUS
NOT SURE IF Flower or beautiful weeds
not sure if she likes me or just being nice
not sure if cheaper to buy printer ink or a squid
Not sure if Andy Pettitte Or Andy Samberg
Im not sure if they remembered my b-day Or facebook just told them
Not sure if genius social commentary or explanation is just bullshit
not sure if dubstep or dial up
SHUT uP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Can't tell if chinese or japanese
Not sure if defensive struggle or we're just way too high for this
not fat is fat or just really fat
NOT SURE IF SHE FORGOT TO CALL BACK OR SHE JUST DOESNT WANT TO
Not sure if anderson is dumb or he wants us to correct his mistakes
NOT SURE IF YOUR LIKE CITY OR JUST HATE UNITED
NOT SURE IF SOMETHING SIGNIFICANT HAPPENED OR NOTHING SIGNIFICANT HAPPENED
Not sure if people are liking my pic because me Or Camera
You calling me a herpie?? Toe jam
Not sure if facebook is being a smartass or the game requests are outstanding
Not sure if girl going for the ombre look or too broke to visit salon
Not sure if using memes in real life is cool or really embarrassing
not sure if flirting or just nice
not sure if jose likes becca or just wants her manchego cheese
Not sure if this cup of beer is mine or this one...or this one....or this one
not sure if paper was short or missed out an important question
ent&#227;o o hlio apoia o walter? alguma coisa h&#225; nisso...
Not sure if i'm late receive or nobody is texting me
Not sure if genuine meme or found
Not sure if yoU're going to unlock this phone Or just checking the clock
not sure if im looking at someone sexy or myself
Not sure if coincidentally similar situation Or person I just went out with is asking for advice about our date from a throwaway account
not sure if really going to send me nudes or picture of a cat
Not sure if I act like everyone Else when i'm high Or if everyone is acting this way because they're all high
Not Sure if In a Scanner Darkly OR needs to be POLITICAL Poster
Jane holding gun at lisbon Tags it 'Jisbon'
Not sure if Movie quote or kroger reference
Not sure if 9gag Pages are getting shorter Or I'm just going through them faster
not sure if pooping out blood or just the beets i ate
Not sure if my gastrits is because of bad alimentation or poli j&#250;nior
NOT SURE IF ABL&#214;N IS A BAD PLAYER OR IF HE DOENS'T HAVE HANDS
not sure if you actually want black rims or did someone steal your hubcaps
Not sure if paula already knew gastritis in english... ... or just googled it.
Not sure if unemployed or if UCSB Graduate
not sure if i'm not sure or just stupid
Cant tell if trolling or just plain retarded
Not sure if trying to be funny or genuinely have no clue what you are talking about
Not sure if serious or just trolling
Not sure if serious or trolling for plays
I look back and wonder: was i drunk the entire relationship?
not sure if this is actually funny or I just think it is funny because i made it
Can't tell if serious or not serious
Not sure if seizure  or dancing to dubstep
my grandma is dead because i farted in mah boat
not sure if australian or british
not if they are neighbors or jehovah's witnesses
not sure if being complimented or insulted
Not sure if slightly hung over Or still druNk
not sure if dog is unhappy or just chillin
Not sure if it's blue  or purple
Went to 99 cent store saw something for 1 dollar
Not sure if drunk walk the plank
Sommersemester.... not sure if tu kl or uni landau
not sure if update will work or computers will crash
No se si es un bombom o un mojon?
NOT SURE IF SHOPPED OR ASIANS JUST LOOK ALIKE
Que tal si Product Team fue realmente un nombre de c&#243;digo para 'recess' en la escuela secundaria ?
Not sure If I want you to take all my money
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR JUST RELATED TO SAM
Not sure if people keep using this meme because they think it's funn Or because we no longer know how to communicate
Not sure if bulls anygood or just d.rose?
Not sure if girl or not guy
Not sure if stumped or just don't care
Not sure if funny post or everyone hates me
Police Officer: 'How high are you?' fry: 'No officer
Not sure if electrical company van or white creeper van
Not sure if parsnips or roast potatoes
NOT SURE IF ACTUAL FRY MEME Or Just Comedy Channel Advertisement
Not sure if really excited Or if this will be the summer from hell
not sure if wolfgang or golfwang
sex or reeses Peanut Butter Cups
not sure if front page memes are just not funny or if i'm too stupid to understand them
you will get.. revenge!
not sure if didn't know or didn't care
Not sure if hungry or about to shit brains out
Not sure if gay man or ugly woman
Not sure if motorcyce or car with one headlight
turn that frown upside down
not sure if she's busy or just sametime sucks
not sure if bacon offer is good hospitality or a racist joke in disguise
not sure if i have more gay friends on facebook or world is actually becoming tolerant
not sure if republicans hate marriage or ... they are afraid gays will be better at it
Not sure if varus is op.. or just plain gay..
im not sure if serious or really gay
Not sure if incomprehensibly Brilliant or just really stupid
when I hear lmfao not sure if I should laugh
Not Sure if serial killer or just hates stats
not sure if you are gay or just really weird
no se si la tierra gira alrededor del sol o el sol gira alrededor de la tierra
Not sure if finding typos because terribly written or have never read a book so closely
Smoke detector goes off...Not sure if house is burning down or if my mom's just cooking
Not Sure if should like or dislike
Not sure if tim lincecum or loki from the avengers
not sure if schrempp is actually mad or pregnant again
Not sure if Joseph ahn or kevin kim
HM.. This is how Asians see the world !
Not sure if i'm sick or i just need to take a shit
not sure if being tanned or simply applying nutella on the face
Not sure if I Reddit because I can't sleep or can't sleep because I reddit...
not sure if urinal has leak or if colleages have poor aim
I'm gonna fail anyways
Not sure if that's a cameraman recording him in the wild 'alone' or if that's a floating camera
Not Sure if Kristen is trolling us Or if she really doesn't know what version of windows she has
Not sure if asal uses unscented shampoo or has odor absorbent hair
Not sure if funny Or if audience just 12 years old
Not SURE i'M LACK OF TOLERANCE OR THEY'RE JUST INSUFFERABLY RETARDED
Upon first entering SUS...Not Sure if Mrs summerville was pregnant Or just Fat
not sure if teammate or david clarkson
sitting in class asking yourself did i do the homework?
not sure if making fun of me or just strange
Don't know if you got me free beer Or me got me free beer
not sure if graemes laughing or choking
not sure if i had lips on my tackle or tackle on my lips
Dunno if he's like my old school's friend or like the tramp near the university
Not sure if voting or taking a government test
NOT SURE IF NEVER DEPLOYED OR IF FROM 170th IBCT
NOT SURE IF ITS ONLY ME DOING THIS FACE WHEN I SEE ONE OF THESE
NOT SURE IF I HAD LIPS ON MY TACKLE OR TACKLE ON MY LIPS
Not sure if trolling or you're really that stupid
NOT SURE IF SARCASM OR ACTUAL COMPLIMENT
Not Sure if meme or really stupid inside joke
not sure if teachers joking or being serious
not sure if rage face or pooping face
Not sure if sincere or telling me what i want to hear
not sure if mailman is waving or if he's a wizard trying to cast a spell on me
NOT SURE IF YOU'RE POLIT OR JUST AMERICAN
what if Val was called in-human
not sure if ito is gay or extremely gay
not sure if i should imprison indefinitely or offer cabinet position
NOT SURE IF TRYING TO RUIN MEMES OR JUST STUPID
not sure if hipster  or gay
NOT SURE IF SONG IS STOPPING OR IF BAND IS TRYING TO BE TOO TECHNICAL
not sure if sexism or survey participants are just trolling
not sure if i like knitting or just helme trees
not sure if trolling or retardted
nOT SURE IF PX TA FIZIKA OR VISTIEK JEI IR MOKYSIUOS NESUPRASIU
NOT SURE IF BUTT IS WET OR JUST COLD
Not sure if busy or has psycho girlfriend
Not sure if Tony stark or just robert downey jr.
Is that Based god or Marvin
not sure if dubstep or aliens trying to communicate
Not sure if Finals period or hell
can't tell if really bored or just in class
Not sure if they actually hate trends Or just being hipsters
Not sure whether Tebowing... Or facePalming.
Not sure if that was a sneeze or if she's crying
can`t tell if you`re trolling or totally insane
Not sure if i CAN SMELL bULL SHIT Or ethan Ronchi is talking
NOT SURE IF THE RAM CAUSING THE FREEZE OR ITS SOMETHING ELSE
not sure if high or listening to afro maN
not sure if trolling or is over the age of 17
Not sure if klidi mama  or tisa mama
not sure if trolling or stephen stahr
not sure if good at photography or instagram
not sure if pabbie gets afk when i ask question or just ignores me
cant tell if poppy is serious or just trolling
not sure if stupid or just troll
not sure if its so hot or i'm so drunk
Not sure if bryony acketts is on it
Not sure if skanking or just skipping awkwardly
Not Sure if Vindi or Pauper?
Not sure if my stomach has a virus or everything i eat is dirty
Not Sure if colin is good or only a lucky person
Not sure if test is really easy or don't understand the questions
Not sure if it is a 'theme for the little kids'  or too damn cute
not sure if facebook or youjizz
can't tell if the guy is antisocial or if he is a physicist
nOT SURE IF FORAKER  OR JONES
not sure if really awesome or really high
Can't tell if he wants to trade or bsing me
not sure if politicians thinks queers aren't humans or if they are just religious bigots
not sure if i'm sure or i'm not sure
not sure if boner or just have to pee
not sure if its tall guys or just midgets in costumes
not sure if this is music  or just someone dropping a duece
nOt sure if she's looking at me because i'm cute or i'm gross
Not sure if happy that he digs an artshow or sad that the artshow he digs is about memes
Not sure if racist or just hate everybody
Allergic to latex? Right....
not sure if girl telling joke attractive because funny or funny because attractive
Not sure if saying eating seafood means you 're still a vegetarian Or talking about eating a robot
Not sure if last survivor's name was a coincidence  or if cmon has trolled us
New York CIty BIIIIIITTCHHH
not sure if you are haters or if you are just stupid
Not sure if kony is over or if nobody cares anymore
not sure if they were just talking about me or the conversation just started
Not sure if its me or  αre people's taste in music getting worse
WHY DO I WANT LEELA? AMY WAS D.T.F. ALL ALONG
Dont know if i should write a will Or go out drinking without my goodbye letter
not sure if it's a hot chick or just an asian from behind
not sure if a solicitor or a mass murderer
Not sure if noob Or Masha/Korne recreate
not sure if drug trip i saw in movie or on drug trip
not sure if he has rabies or having a seizure
Not sure if better Or gayer love story than Twilight
not sure if they are EMBARRASSED to be seen together or are shit at using facebook
Not sure if cat owner or just retarded
NOT SURE IF UNLOCKING PHONE OR CHECKING TIME
not sure if weed or skunks infested the bathroom
not sure if organs are failing or just need more alcohol
not sure if going to unlock ipod or just checking time
Not Sure if vedder doesn't understand basic concepts or is tard
not sure if old man in mall crop dusted or crapped his pants
Not sure if he's in to me  or just reapeating what i say
not sure if i got sleep or have aneurysm
not sure if the avengers is comedy or action
Not sure if JURASSIC park 4 or chris bosh family reunion
Not sure if going straight or just forgetting turn signal
Not sure if you're being ironic or just don't know the difference between star wars and star trek
Not sure if my dog doesn't have a tickle spot or i'm looking in all the wrong places
not sure if remote is far or im just reaLLY LAZY
does that spell ioi or lol
NOT SURE IF YOUR HOT OR I'M BLIND
Sunlight flashed my eyes trying to see past dark spots
Can't tell if frequency descriptors or everyone unplugged their sat cable
You want me to Multi Task?
not sure if uic-wireless is slow
Not sure if imitating steven seagal or is it just crap in my eyes
Not sure if I hate everyone or just hungry
not sure if tea partiers are crazy or just stupid
NOT sure if its Meemo or AGILENT MCDONALDS MEEMo
not sure if dubstep or bender falling in the stairs
not sure if cheating  or just COMPARING answers
Not sure if its your actual birthday or you changed it on facebook to troll everyone
NOT SURE IF HANGOVER OR DROP-KICKED IN HEAD BY MIDGET
meh partially successful troll
not sure if i like you  or i hate you
Not sure if Brony Or totally Gay
not sure if just trolling or realy stupid
not sure if trollin' or just retarded
Cant tell if true love or naive high school students
Not sure if amy lee got a new dog or she forgot she had one
not sure whether to finish this bottle when my shift starts in a few hours
can't tell of joking or just stupid
Not sure if guys calling me hot actually think so or they just have a bad sense of humor
not sure if michael jackson IS BLACK? OR WHITE?
not sure if should read or go to sleep and hope for the best
Not sure if the guy working at the grill is looking at me or the guy behind me.
Not sure if anyone appreciates my loud awesome house music while i'm driving or i'm just a douchebag
Can't Tell if lights are flickering or i'm just blinking normally
Not sure if he's gay or just european
Not sure if male or female
not sure if missed me or just want something from me
not sure if he's an imbecile  or management
NOT SURE IF BAD IN SCHOOL CAUSE OF WEED OR FACEBOOK
Not sure if girl is staring because  i'm hot or because i have something on my face
Not sure if sarcasm or...
Not Sure if i should feel angry or sorry for those people
Not sure if i won because of skill... or everybody ignored me
not sure if shes hot or im just wasted
She has thick lips or pulling a duckface
Not sure if died and went to heaven Or am just drunk at Jackie hollywood's party
i dont get why u txt  but you no talk to me in real life
Not sure if... gay or just hasn't hit puberty
Not sure whether I hit all time high Or hit rock bottom.
NOT SURE IF HE'S GAY  OR ULTRA GAY
NOT SURE IF SKYRIM IS BETTER OR HOMESTUCK
Not sure if failed because test was too hard or because i didn't study
Not sure if failed because test was too hard or because i didn't study
not sure if grandma planking  or dead
if i go to prom im spending money on someone elses wife
not sure if no school tomorrow or facebook is full of liars
can't tell if dropped when born or just naturally retarded
Not sure if i'm Checking The Time  Or Im Playing my Ipod
Not sure if 'y' stands for 'WHY?' Or 'yes'
Not sure if growing up or kids tv today just sucks
not sure IF dumB or just from the south
Can't tell if sleeping or just asian
Not sure if at an Eye exam Or reading really bad book
NOT SURE IF GAY OR PROUD
Jesse From Redstone Market Man Or woman?
Not sure If I should reply or wait for quanto to delete
Ask stupid question gets annoyed at sarcastic answer
Not sure if god or brian scalibrine
YOUR NEW NAT LEADER IS AWESOME AH SHIT
not sure if you're going to unlock this phone or just checking the time
He took four Hours to  Pee- I should go check on him
not sure if pregnant.. ..or just fat.
Not sure if game is hard or just full of bugs
remote to far try and use the force
not sure if map hacks or dendi
Not sure if ja tuli or jatuli
NOt sure if you really remember my birthday or facebook just tell you that...
not sure if being taken advantage of or actually appreciated
Was that survey anonymous? Hopefully...
unsure if you're the best or the worst at being the worst
Cant tell if eye swollen or slyness starting to manifest itself physically
Not sure if if you didnt read or i just didnt say anything
not sure if the party will CONTINUE or not
Not sure if trying to be funny or being serious
not sure if im high or thats really a unicorn
Not sure if really tired or brain is in 'got off
Not sure if juggalo or poor man with facepaint
Not sure if listening to metal or having seizure while driving
i AM LOOKING AT YOU  LOL
Not sure if thats just a fat chic bent over or just two midgets making out
all this drama
NOT SURE IF 'FOREVER ALONE' OR JUST FALLS INTO EVERY GIRLS TRAP OF DECEIT AND PUPETIERING
NOT SURE IF STUPID OR DOING THIS ON PURPOSE
Can't tell if you are jealous or if that's an insult
not sure if you have a mental disability or you enjoy telling bullshit stories
not sure if hick or from roxana
not sure if rude or just german
Not sure if fabricio is sick or just dead
NOT SURE IF MARK RUFFALO PLAYED  HULK IN AVENGERS OR ABHAY DEOL
NOT SURE IF SHE REALLY MEANS IT OR IS JUST MOCKING ABOUT MY LACK OF JOB
not sure if im mad or i just have bad eyesight
not sure if it's 'YES! YES! YES!' or 'SI! si! SI!'
not sure if woman from 1985 or mainstream rap fanboys
NOT SURE IF SHAUN WRIGHT PHILLIPS OFF FORM OR JUST SHIT
NOT SURE IF BEING TRYHARD OR JUST PUSHING CHEMICALS
not sure if fed square or construction site
SEES BALD WAXED MAN AT BEACH shining NOT SURE IF WATER OR BABY OIL
not sure if afk or disconnect
Not sure if legit link or spam link
Not sure if contradicting himself or trying to actually do something right
Not sure if playing hard to get or really not interested in me
Not sure if melted cheese or sauce
radio plays two nelly songs in a row googles 'nelly dead?'
not sure if she farted or the dog i WOULDN'T judge if it was the dog 
not sure if listening to me or just say yes to whatever I said
Not Sure if that was a fart or a queef
Not sure if the food is good or just that i am hungry
not sure if that was a fart or a queef
not sure if doctor's handwriting or first grader's
not sure if i'm smart or you're just dumb
not sure if bad joke or i'm just too dumb to get it
WHEN someone complains about having an 8am exam and you've had an 8am class all semester.
Not sure if rash or serious infection
Talking to a gorgeous chick... massive boner
not sure if crown Victoria  or mk4 jetta lights following me
Is that an undercover cop Or just some old person driving the same kind of car
not sure if doctor's handwriting or first grader's
Not sure if the completely insanely long top section is just way to small font for your insignificant human eyes to interpret efficiently  or you're just blind
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger then it hit me
not sure if speaking in my own voice or fry's
Not sure if girl or justin bieber
Not sure if girl or justin bieber
not sure if girl or ugly ass guy
Not sure if hotel room key or ninja star
not sure if dream or reality
Not sure if real blonde or just dumb
Not sure if glass is half empty or half full
Not sure if glass is half empty or half full
OR just left of the top text
not sure if homeless man or jesus
Not sure if I killed the chat or if everyone just left
not sure if actual gold ore or just stone that looks like gold because of lava
Not sure if pencil or lightsaber
Not sure if pencil or lightsaber
Not sure if double entendre Or just misspelled the word profit
Cannot tell if picture hasn't loaded or just bad quality
not sure If actually have free time or just forgetting everything
Not sure if being funny or insulting me
so you're bills are high and you haven't called bill busters yet?
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR FOR REAL
not sure if shes pretty or if she uses photoshop
not sure if memes are enterntaining or if im just trying to avoid studyinf
not sure if diane sawyer or martha stewart
not sure if shill or just retarded
Not sure if low or blown shocks
Not sure if Kevin Viniegra is a dog or if he is just a very ugly guy
Not sure if new mole on cheek Or just a chocolate stain
Not sure if Wukong Or wUKong clone
NOT SURE IF BAD DRIVER OR JUST FEMALE
Can't tell if Maya is joking or just exposing the truth
not sure if that's a frisbee coming at me or a doorway opening
Not sure if retarded or creationist
Not sure if Biology Or witchcraft
Not sure if he has a boner or his pants are just messed up
Guess what i got on my iq test the guy SABOTAGED my answer
Guess what I got on my iq test 0 the guy sabotaged my answer
not sure if a download button or annoying ads
NOT SURE IF MONDAY OR FRIDAY
WHICH ONE IS THE REAL SHACO? _
not sure if PM or private message
NOT SURE IF HE's being sarcastic or really thinks that
Not sure if drunk or always this awkward
not sure if best friend or french movie
I don't like you.
not sure if really skinny girl or really skinny boy
Not sure if friend wants drunk picture for memories or for blackmail when im president
Not sure if someone is making a pizza or if the basement is on fire
can't tell if trolling or just stupid
Not sure if madly staring at me or looking for gay cOuple
NOT SURE IF HE'S AN ANGEL OR HE'S FALLING DOWN A PALACE
Not sUre if scaM Or I won an iPad 3
Not sure if that comment was racist or i am for thinking it was.
Not Sure if you're saying my paper is great or the worst thing ever written
not sure if your clingy or just a stalker
looking epicly over at the window
Tasnia for president or tasnia for president
INVITES GIRL OVER FINDS OUT SHE HAS HER PERIOD
Not sure if ama is rigged or reddit just has shitty questions
not sure if ill buy  the ps3 or ps4
not shure if adhd/add or just lazy?
Not sure if hang over or woke up still drunk
Not sure if Warren Buffet Extremely frugal Or just RIDICULOUSLY cheap
not sure if at mcfly concert or in a rave
not sure if lady gaga is a women or man
Not sure if Running to offset health impact of drinking OR DRINKing because you just ran
Don`t know if tired or eye lids froze from cold air
not sure if actually funny or just really tired
NOT SURE IS LYING OR JUST WANTS ME TO THINK HE'S LYING
knorr soupy noodles - Not sure if khaake peeyo ya peeke  khaao
Not sure if dirt or dry horse shit
not sure if alarm didnt go off or i was in a coma
NOT SURE IF Troll OR Real
not sure if misspelled meme or just copied
Not sure if trolling fail or just very awkward moment
Not sure if someone i know or if some random person who will think i'm crazy if i say hi
Not sure if Scumbag or just troll
Not sure if being tickled or raped
not sure if too late or never had a chance
not sure if Adrian is high or just weird
Not sure if you're apologizing or trying to blame this all on me
Not sure if telling the truth or just lying to get closer to me
Not sure if title was mistyped or just trolling
Not sure if helpful or just trying to make me leave faster
CAN'T TELL IF SHE 'LIKES' EVERYONE'S STATUSES OR WANTS THE d
can't tell if chinese or japanese
not sure if i should clean my 3-year-old's ass first or feed the baby
NOT SURE IF THEY'RE OMISH OR IF THEY JUS HAVE REALLY BAD FASION
Not sure if just bad luck I got bad items in my SPECTRE Pack Or just ea trolling noobs
not sure if im being followed or we are going to the same place
NOT SURE IF YOURE LOOKING AT ME OR THE PERSON BEHIND ME
not sure if they checked my profile or just accidentally clicked my name
Not sure if I am sleepy or stupid cuz I still don't get it
not sure if im being followed or they are just going to the same place as i am
Not sure if that's a bruise or a hicky
Not Sure if I shit myself or just a Hershey's kiss
not sure if serious or being sarcastic
Not Sure if genuinely nice or using a DOUCHE BAG tactic
Not sure if james hetfield or table
Not sure if stupid or just gleefag
not sure if final being easy is a good sign or a bad sign
not sure if lil wayne is ganster or faggot
Not sure if listening to lecture or using inception
ghost blowies: what pretend shaking salt on your tongue looks like...
not sure if funny new meme or i'm just that behind the times
Not sure if he's winking or just looking at me
Today I went on thesaurus.com and searched 'ninjas'. The computer told me 'Ninjas cannot be found' Well played
Cant Tell if he is hitting on me Or he is just rexgar
Hmmm.... Sees girl I aprove
OOH THERE's a pressure plate so no trap i guess seems legit
Not sure if static on radio or dubstep
Not Sure If she Likes Me Or she's like that with Everyone
Not sure if you knew you are an INTERNET noob
not sure if i fart or just shit my pants
not sure if just fart or shart
not sure if bad taste in food Or others are too picky
not sure if you ment to message me or just mistaken me for someone else
not sure if an emergency call or really annoyimng person
NOT SURE IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN STAR WARS BECAUSE YOU ARE AN IDIOT OR JUST BECAUSE YOU LIVE ALONE IN CAVE WITHOUT TELEVISION
Not sure if getting 'A' or failing history
do aston villa go up or down  shit thats dificult right now !!!
do villa go up ...or down right now  s**t thats diffficult to guess right now !!!
do villa stay up ....or go down right now ? s**t thats a difficult one to call right now !!!
not sure if people are posting to select groups or deliberately trying to avoid me
can't see her nipples through the shirt
not sure if asian or sun in eyes
not sure if pregnant or just fat
not sure if dubsteb or aliens trying to contact us
You wanna wat mate?
Don't Know if Hitting on me or just nice
Not sure if actually hungry or if stomach is helping me procrastinate
Not sure if friend makes good memes or just retarded
Looking at you like a chihuahua
ben clark marry me?
CAN'T TELL IF  A BOY OR A GIRL
Not sure if crush is checking me out.. or just not into me
not sure if that was oragano.. Or shrooms
NOT SURE IF TROLL GETTING OR JUST STUPID
Not sure if wrong meme challenge accepted
not sure if turned on or scared
Not sure if rediculously attractive or just swedish
Is she watching me sleep or am i dreaming about her
unsure if creative meme or inside joke
Not sure if she is fat or big boned
not sure if lil wayne or just another black guy
I am a believer in the fact that  Finals will baYERN - Chelsea?
Can't Tell If She Really Wants to Go on Thursday Or If she just doesn't want to make Jake go alone
Not sure if Excited or coffee
want more sausage but feel too full
not sure if joke or freudian slip
Not sure if I'm really stoned or I pissed my pants
Not sure if in dorm or REFRIGERATOR
not sure if being serious or if using memes to troll while i share a meme...
Not Sure if Haole Or Kamaaina
not sure if project management pLAN or just snakes and ladders
this women is 400 pounds.... It would take 10 beers
not sure if skirt or just belt
Not sure if tuning... ...or just damaged exhaust
shes fat as hell
I cant really see i look sexy though
not sure if she's waving at me... ..or the guy behind...
NOt sure if shes hot from this far away or just ugly when up close
not sure if enterprise architecture or just colour by numbers
not sure if facebook timeline was a mistake or a cruel joke
not sure if hungry or going to puke
Mi cyant tell if big mon tings or likkle mon tings
Not sure why we are in Vietnam
NOT SURE IF BLINKED OR LIGHTS WENT OUT
not sure if hungry or going to puke
Not sure if shiny cause its clean clean or shiny cause of slugs
Not sure if This is Actually good Cuddle weather or I if just always want to cuddle
Woc WAll of confusion
Not sure if time warp or drunk
Not sure if i'm in love or just hungry
not sure if underwear is wet because of shit or just sweat
not sure if laken patino or taco vendor
not sure if i'm an idiot or i'm in love.
not sure if cancerkid or naziskin
not shure if cancerkid or naziskin
Not sure if Yawn Or ninja bj
NOT SURE IF ENTERPRISE ARCHITECTURE OR PAINTING DONE BY ELEPHANT
can't tell if astroturfing or just foreign
NOT SURE IF HIGH... ...OR GENIUS
Not sure if they don't understand my sarcasm... ... or they are actually sarcastic
i was just wondering who invented milk
NOT SURE IF nonsense OR lil wayne's music
CAN'T TELL IF THAT'S A SKUNK OR SOMEONE IS HAVING MORE FUN THAN ME
not sure if unlocking or just looking at the time
Cannot tell if Futurama Or Simpsons
not sure if boyfriend or mentally retarted slave
Not sure if its a joke or just a typing error
cant tell if shes checking me out? or if she thinks im retarded?
not sure if darwin is right or just hitler
Cant tell if ive got water in headphones Or listening to  dubstep
staring contest! you couldn't beat me even if my head was a potato
not sure if she's studying or if she hates me
Not sure if actually tired or brain convincing myself so i don't have to study
NOT SURE IF GERMAN OR JUST STUPID
not sure if super patriotic or just really sarcastic
CAN'T TELL IF PEOPLE ARE LIKING MY STATUS OR IF ALEX KEEPS POKING ME...
Not sure if genuine party-invitation text or just a Carbon copy
Not sure if genuine party-invitation text or just a carbon copy
Not sure if on drugs or sleep deprived
not sure if is reality or via the categorical imperative
Not if I Should Be secretary-general Or let king Arthur pick me
Not sure if random gay canadian or roy blinco
Not sure if hungry? or just a monster under my bed
can't tell if i'm dead or dreaming
utilizing all brain cells for exam want to kill every one
Not sure if concussed or just stupid
not sure if it's a female or light skin dude with dreads
NOT SURE IF MEGATRON IS HAVING SEX OR THE NEIGHBOR IS PLAYING DUBSTEP
not sure if not sure or for sure
NOT sure if sure or just sure of being not sure
not sure if 'عضلات' or just 'لحمة
i can't tell if linus got lost in ica or if just antonio the robot ate him
NOT SURE IF CLEVER APOSTROPHE USAGE OR TYPO
Not sure if your checking the time OR unlocking your iPod
not sure if shes really hot or a dude..
NOt sure if i care enough to fix it or if i should find someone else
not sure if young picard or bond villian
Trying hard not to fart
Fell into cryogenic Chamber woke up in the future....?
NOT SURE IF YOU ARE PERFECT OR I'M JUST IN LOVE
not sure if it's in bad taste or incredibly awesome
not sure if downvotes are for irrelevant post or people hate my username
coke? or pepsi?
You talkin' to me? show me your tittais
Can't tell if op is serious or just trolling
Can't tell if Megan muth or another pretty girl
not sure if tootsie roll or cat turd
not sure if bacon strips or dog candy
not sure if obsessed with the hunger games  or josh hutcherson
Not sure if best friends or really in a relationship
Majed doesnt always go outside but when he does
Can't tell if trolling or actually likes most annoying character in the world
n&#227;o tenho certeza  se estou com sono ou quero ficar no computador
Can't tell if josh smith is good or brandon bass is really bad
Not sure if troll or just 12 year old
Not Sure if... THEY ARE PAINTING montreal IN RED FOR KONY2012 OR FOR THE STUDENT STRIKE...
Can't tell if I'm tired or still drunk from the night before
can't tell if portico  or colonnade
Not sure if cumming... or just breathing heavily
Uhhhh who carez?
I smell something fishy around here
Rebecca black its fryday now
not sure if retarded or just black
Can't tell if hungover or still drunk
Not sure if valium is an actual colour
not sure if jonas or dumb
not sure if on vacation or just exchange students
not sure if doesn't understand memes... or just really thick..
not sure if stoned... or permafryed..
not sure if calebs bum tap act of friendship or hes hitting on me
not sure if your're going to unlock this iphone
not sure if jose bautista... or swizz beatz..
can't remember wednesday that didn't end at darby's...
Not sure if friday or saturday
Not sure if maria has had account hacked or is working for loan company to pay off loan
DID K JUST HACK A LUGIE OR COUGH UP A LUNG?
No se si es caro o yo soy muy pobre
Not sure if troll
Not sure if Just fun or hidden excuse for exercise
not sure if i'm gonna get a 100 on the math test or fail HORRIBLY
Not sure if my group should be flattered the professor asked for our picture Or just flat out worried
Not sure أتريد منيدلاً   or منديلاً تريد
NOT SURE IF DEAD OR JUST STUDYING FOR FINALS
Sjc.  Not sure if I was educated or if I paid too much for a slip of paper.
Not sure if the real life or just fantasy
Not sure if facebook hacked or just retarded
Not sure if everyone I know is fairly intelligent or too intimidated around me to act like morons?
not sure if you're going to unlock this phone  or just checking the clock
Not sure if friend-zoned  or in a relationship
Can't tell if i can't tell or if maybe i just can't tell
not sure if suprisingly invited or got message by error
Not Sure if trying to fail or failing to try
WFM? What do you do?
Not sure if telling us to avoid them or to trick people
Not sure if i see a girl or a guy
Nose si es un topo O el benja
manuela gibt geld bei bubble witch saga aus... ..foltert sie !!11elf
Not SURE If Hussam or khaled
Can't tell which sedin brother
Can't tell which sedin brother
Not sure if zombie Or really high
The  F*ck
Drops Agents into Russia Not sure if helping
nOT SURE IF IT'S KHASHAM.. oR JUST ERRI IN THE FACE...............................
Not sure if fog or just instagram effect
NOT SURE IF I DIDN'T DRINK BECAUSE I AM SICK OR SICK BECAUSE I DIDN'T DRINK
Not sure if all new music sucks or just peaked with nineties alternative
Not sure if i should try to say something smart or if i should just answer the question
not sure if chelsea won or if barca lost
not sure if im an idiot  OR JUST MORE INTELLIGENT THAN ALL
Not Sure if anton lavey
not sure if mass effect 3 ending or pile of shit what's the difference?
Not sure if Nelson Mandela or Morgan Freeman
I have Final say So choose wisely
Not sure if Borgore lyrics are IRONICALLY terrible or just regular terrible
not sure if under pressure or ice ice baby
not sure if drag queen charles barkley or oprah winfrey
NOT SURE IF I MISS YOU OR IM JUST BORED
Not sure if wacky wednsday or just couldn't find a matching pair of socks
NOT SURE IF ERGS OR FOOD POISONING
Not sure if hendrix or phil lynott
not sure if you read my email Or you just clicked on read receipt
not sure if I got the firepower or i got my swagga back
Dont know if scared or just guillaume normal face
Hey you Yea you
Not sure if my dog did the dishes or my wifes tongue did
Can't tell if easy test or didn't do them correctly
Not sure if its weird or just japanese
not sure if i should jerk off or better go to school because its late
Not sure if this is a euphemism or you're talking about dinner
Not sure if its true  or false
NOT SURE IF SATIRE OR GENUINELY RETARDED
Not sure if trollin  or just retarded
Not sure if hufflepuff or honey badger
Not sure if mocking original song or just really bad cover
not sure if lady gaga is artistic or bat shit crazy
NOT SURE IF CONFIDENT OR COCKY
not sure if he is a troll or just really stupid
Not sure if pat o'kane or bobby spence
Not sure if youre pretty or its just because the vodka
unsure whether shitting in a bucket is immoral
unsure if shit or hot gas
If thats lebron in the 4th then i must have smoked some weird shit
Not sure if champ is up or secretly op
Not sure if i hate Arizona or just hate greg talking
not sure if blind or your are actually the most beautiful girl I've seen
Not sure if duck lips or platypus lips
not sure if it's 4/20 or cypress hill concert
not sure if i am high or turning japanese
Not sure if serious or messing with me
Not sure if iphone or samsung knockoff
Not sure if price of new marlins' stadium or amount you would have to pay me to go to a marlins game
Not sure if i am nice or if everyone else are bitches
NOt sure if angry or just confused
not sure if the past 2 'american Idol' seasons singers aren't that good or if simon cowell was right
Not sure if i have add or sad product of my generation
not sure if its 4/20 or....no wait its 4/20
unsure if hulu commercial or snl sketch.
Not sure iF black girl is talking loUd  Or about to fight
Not sure if troll or scumbag steve
Not sure if 'like' means i like that you're coming back or just that you're far far away
i cant tell if its scum  or a pair of black holes
can't tell if i'm farfignugen or khaflarfeghn
Not sure if solving or shuffling
Not sure if not funny Or too smart
Not sure if im a real dj or a drug puppet
not sure if i'm a dj or a drug puppet
NOT SURE IF STALKING OR JUST PASSING BY
Not sure if pot innuendo or am i really stoned
not sure if we are real or just memes
NOt sure if hipster or subtly mocking hipsters
Not sure if troll Or just retard
Can't tell if man or female athlete
3.6 Billion Women in the world.... And i still had to make my own sandwich
not sure if im too critical  or if everyone is retarded
Not sure If I Like Real or just hate Bayern
Cant tell if celebrating 21st birthday or just a typical saturday night
Not sure if Christophe Geuens actually looks at memes or just likes automatically everything
NOT SURE IF MEME FROM KEITH IS FUNNY or if i should pray for his soul
not sure if funny... or pathetic...
can't tell if pulled from r/christianity or satire
Not sure if it's Szczęsny or matt damon
not sure if snape is good or just a douchebag...
Want mid? are you russian?
Not sure if fleury
Not sure if barke or balke!
NOT sure if not good enough or just giving the other team a headstart
Not sure if he's trying to get at me... Or just being a cool dude
not sure if hufflepuff is worth more than radditz or radditz is worth more than hufflepuff
not sure if liking sad status mean i understand or i'm glad you sad
not sure ifspy plane or gunship
How you gna run from bookie Without legs
not sure if himym started over or different pov
not sure if she has 1500 friends  or just 100 friends and 1400 creeps
not sure if Alta&#207;r          or ezio
Not sure if  shabbirv is retarted or just makes pointless memes
Not sure if its a crap Or massive fart
Not sure if lesbians Or just good friends
Not Sure if ready to dance or start posting angry memes
I HAS FOWND A CLOO. BUT WHAT DO I DO WITH IT?
not sure if fell asleep for a short moment
NOT SURE IF WALKING CHEETO OR SNOOKI
not sure if lag or he use speedhack
not sure if failed or massive bullshit
not sure if hacked or just uploading random pictures
Not sure if everyone looks too old or I just look too young...
not sure if radio plays more indie music or my taste just becomes more mainstream
not sure if kulu haraka or Aliya
not sure if sicker before or after uhs visit
Hates grayhound but flies southwest ...what?
just wearing contacts for the first time
Not sure if everyone is joking or if they actually think it's best friends day
not sure if i smoked spice or got slipped acid
Not sure if i should get the #6 or the #9
not sure if flirting... or trying to offend me.
we dont have school on 420 interesting..
Not sure if lost wallet is a troll
not sure if unlock or just checking the time
Not sure if Pit/philly game or ufc fight
Not sure if cankles ...or thankles
Not sure if eyes are half closed or half open
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD FEEL JEALOUS OR NOT
Not sure if classy or just greek
not sure if someone being murdered or execution commentary
Not sure if actually a douche or just being in character
not sure if 70's themed party or hipster gathering
Wonder Why
Not sure if good weed or just lightweight
Not sure if Good weed or just lightweight
Not sure if gi joe 2 or expendables 2
Not sure if replying to me or person above me
not sure if he wrote delta or sigma
not sure if i should read scary story or pretend it's not there
Not sure If Person is turning  or going straight
Not sure if i miss andrea Or i just need to get high
Not sure if someone unfriended me or deactivated their Facebook account
not sure if guyanese or sri lankan
not sure if drug addict  or hipster
Not sure if they are referees or just work at foot locker
not sure if it's been 20 minutes or a whole week
not sure if there is a ring around the sun or i'm still high
NOT SURE IF EVERYTHING IS TOO EXPENSIVE OR I'M TOO POOR
Not sure if slept last night or lay down for hours with my eyes closed
Not Sure if trying to troll or really confused :p
not sure if dream was actually a dream or if it happened last weekend
not sure if not sure or chinese
don't know if next door neighbors are being murdered or are listening to the latest bjork album
not sure if attorney or lawyer
Not sure who keeps requesting these shitty songs
IF ITS SUPPOSED TO BE A FUNNY SHOW
Not sure if crap Or timeline
Not sure if suns coming of age or bombers just playing terribly
Not sure if youR work is perfect or i dindt find All the Misstakes
not sure if playing hard to get or not interested at all
Not sure if broken.. or a shitty dell
Not sure if Cheaters + schydes are having foam parties or just cleaning.
cant tell if she's winking or just having a seizure
Not sure if im enjoying watching my team in the playoffs or im about to have a stroke.
cant tell if acting  or just plays for the penguins
NOT SURE IF squinting eyes or about to fall asleep
NOT SURE IF NOT SURE
Not sure if joke or insult
not sure if there will be a period tomorrow or i'm too lazy
Not Sure if happy or just drunk as always
not sure if sims are speaking another language or just jibberish
not sure if skeptical or just sceptical
Not sure if i should be worried or laugh
not sure if eyes half open or half shut
not sure if japanese girl trying to look white or white girl trying to look japanese
can't tell if bad teacher or genius
Not sure if dan heavens or character from snow white and the seven dwarves
not sure if harriet bridewell or crufts
not sure if you remember but we made this face before it was cool
NOT SURE IF WINNER OR LOSER BOY
NOT SURE IF LACKING SOCIAL SKILLS OR SIMPLY HATES EVERYONE
nOT SURE IF TROLLING OR BEING DUMB
not sure if i really enjoyed that post or i just hit like cuz da one who posted it is my friend
NOt sure if template is broken or  just hard to use
Not sure if sucking bananas or just eating
Not sure if pregnant or fat
Not sure if afk or just ignoring me
not sure if op or just kiron logic
u simply dont tip melbourne to beat gws
NOt sure if meme or just art
Not Sure if zombie or hipster
A Flock OF Seagulls
Not sure if it's a factorial Or he's just excited to get the answer
Not sure if sore from ab workout Or ate too much food
not sure if bright outside or just asian
not sure if bright outside or just asian
Not sure if first world problem or just stupid
Not sure if class is boring or teacher just stupid
not sure if i report or laugh
not sure if i have a life... or have no life at all
Not sure who this shawn guy is... and i've been watching this movie for an hour now.
can't tell if sarcastic or actually asking question
not sure if philosophizing or just really indecisive
can't tell if being sarcastic or actually asking question
Not sure if she's actually into me or is just really friendly
not sure if im gay or random erection
NOT SURE IF 5ALEGYA  OR HEGAB MOBYA2
not sure if danny v sleeping standing up... or awake
Not sure if trying to blink or take a shit
can't tell if school parking lot or new car dealership
Not Sure if Class is bullshit or if I am really stupid
not sure if legitimate complaint or just trolling
NOT SURE IF NOISE OR A NASTY SONG
Not sure if crying or just laughing
not sure if i am stupid or you are smart
Not sure if they have shaved or hairy balls
Never forget I was born to rock
not sure if jimi hendrix is alive or it's just remco's afro
Not sure If you REALLy don't know the RHYTHM Or Just joking...
Not Sure if Robert Downey Jr. Or Tony Stark
NOT SURE IF TOURIST OR SPY FROM GLENARM
not sure if tourist or spy from glenarm
not sure if sleepy or not sure
NOT SURE IF I HAVE A VIRUS OR JUST WINDOWS UPDATE
Not sure if Tyrant OR MAGNIFICENT BASTARD
Not sure if clever license plate or random letters
not sure if mr. jiuga or floro in disguise
not sure if super smart or if grad school just super easy
Can't tell if my brother is listening to dubstep or he's trying to use our grandma's printer
Not sure if i want soup or salad or a super-salad
Not sure if joking or should call police
Not sure if pregnant  or fat
Not sure if racist... or just speaking engrish
not sure if youre dying for my sins or COMMITTING premeditated suicide?
Not sure if constructivism important contribution to ir theory  or just bullshit
Can't tell if period blood secreted out onto my pad or just pee
lower.. lower...... lower
blink? what is this blink you speak of?
NOT SURE IF SHIROMI IS A football FAN OR comedian
NOT SURE IF PANCHO VILLA OR SPEEDY GONZALES
not sure if your bday? or just shitty service at mabels..
Not sure if skin or tan shirt
Not Sure if you're going to unlock this ipod or just checking the clock
Either im bored... or im too lazy to do anything els
Not Sure if he likes my tattoos or he's afraid of me
Not Sure if bringing slip n slide to school was dumb or pure genius
Is that JShrek?? Nah!!  this guy isn't nearly as good looking.
Not sure if its a flying turtle or if its jiamin
not sure if not sure or don't know..
Not sure if im mad or tired..
Not sure if appalled or just shit myself laughing
not sure if ronaldo is soccer player or gay model
Not sure if weird or completely sane
nOT sURE IF I LET THIS CAR GO OR CROSS THE STREET
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD LET THIS CAR GO OR CROSS THE STREET
not sure if sleeping
Not sure if Shia or wahhabi in taqiyyah
Not sure if winter lately  or actually spring
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR UNINTENDED MISTAKE
Not sure if dumb or dumb
Not sure if serious or shorts on backwards
i'm not sure if is male or female
Commission v Italy (trailers case) not sure if indistinctly applicable measure
not shure if riding around or getting it
not sure if squeaky noise is office chair or mouse under desk
not sure if cispa is pipa or sopa
Not sure if i want I'll take it
I JUST FARTED BUT I THINK I TOUCHED COTTON
Not sure if landscape actually under construction  Or just there to keep us off the grass
did a across map no scope went 1-23
can't tell if skrillex trying to make money or trying to ruin dubstep
not sure if pms or everyone else suddenly a c*nt
is it me or did that kid hit a quad?
not sure if beautiful day or every other day has been shitty
not sure if they' are showing support from his loss or liking his misfortue
Took a Nap not sure if i'm better or worse
Not sure if barca fan or messi fan
nunca sei se a comida do r.u. tava boa ou se eu tava com muita fome
Is she pregnant because i got drunk or did i get drunk because i found out she was pregnant
NOT SURE IF HIGH OR ANDY CARROLL ACTUALLY SCORED
Password. password. CIUFFO ROSSO
not sure I've made enough of these will make 100 more just in case
not sure if breaking the law or not doing it anyways
Not sure if squatting Or doing good mornings
Not sUre if Drunk Or cerebal palsy
not sure if roadtrip with ex or worst decision ever
NOT SURE IF ADELE OR TROLL PROBABLY BOTH..
can't tell if girlfriend or hot sister
not sure if going to pull over and stop for police or lead them on high-speed chase they'll never forget
Can't Tell if sleeping or looking at someone to the left
not sure if laugh track or actually funny
Not sure if she's attention seeking Or she is the less attractive friend
not sure if defense is great or OFFENSE just sucks
im white... but i play black people music in the parkinglot of buckeye high
Not sure if Cosplaying or actual Policeman
Not sure if dubstep or headphones just broken
not sure if epic sarcasm or epic stupidity
not sure if its a asian or a doll
not sure if senior slave day or ru paul's drag race
not sure if 'LULU' was a poetic Masterpiece or just total horseshit
Is he trying to say stereotypical? Or does he mean that this hitter is just an original form that will be used as a standard for later hitters?
Not sure if nauseous or just hungry
Not sure if she's being sarcastic Or just an obnoxious NARCISSIST
why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways
Not Sure if time goes slower at school Or teachers modifying time space continuum
not sure if zito fixed his sHit or just got better weEd
not sure if mr.cornforth is teaching or he is walking the line
not sure if genius or just surrounded by morons
not sure if rolled cigarette or really big joint
I don't always see people using the wrong meme's but when i do
not sure if saints row 3 or just a virus
Not sure if hating on religion because of knowledge of theology or because it's trendy
not sure if dovahkiin or errand boy
Not sure if i just have to fart or explosive diarrhea is coming
Not sure if troll or christian martyr
Not sure if no one posts on google+ or i am just in outcast circles
not sure if someone with a tattoo kan f lhabss ola la
not sure if kersti and mari-liis gone stupid or i've become smarter
Not sure if chad smith or will ferell
Not sure if spam or just stupid facebook status
Not sure if youre into me... or just being nice.
God Do I hate everyone who wears  hollister
i heard taanaoppo was deleted due to pissing people off stinks of irony does it not?
NOT SURE IF SHE ACTUALLY WANTS A LONG DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP or its a joke just to keep me masturbating
Not sure if gif has started over or the creator  made it look like it started over
Can't tell if bot Or just a really bad player
im not sure if i should sell my soul to G.H.S  or die a virgin
not sure if global warming or mayans
If practice makes perfect and no ones perfect whats the point of practicing?
Not sure if other schools are extremely soft or aci is just really hard
not sure if good or bad
I should really finish my homework now I'll do it at school
Not sure if waitress is interested Or just earning a living
not sure if PROFESSOR oak is being nice or if he trying to give his grandson the better STARTER
not sure if orc horn or...
NOT SURE IF INTERESTED OR JUST BEING FEMALE
not sure if  the matrix is reality or not
Not sure if Overly dramatic Or just a Normal girl
Not sure if im going to fart Or going to shit myself
not sure if pregnant or fat
NOT SURE WHY NO ONE NOTICED i'M GINGER
Not sure if Hes Dead  OR Router is Taken
Not sure if they think u really handsome or are they being sarcastic
Not sure if Tony is joking to make me mad or serious
Can't tell if hes retRDED  OR JUST LIKES HUMPING DOORKNOBS
Can't tell if hes retRDED  OR JUST LIKES HUMPING DOORKNOBS
not sure what you said but i know where your nipples are
Not sure if I need glasses or if the words are too small
not sure if it is a repost or i saw it in trending
not sure if obscure sexual innuendos or complete gibberish
not sure if tan or sunburn
Not sure if canadian  oR JUST REALLY REALLY STUPID
Not Sure is voluntarily sodomized or somewhat voluntarily sodomized
NOT SURE IF TROLLING SINCE 29-11-2010 OR JUST ADMINS DON'T LIKE TIME MEASURING
not sure if pump or damaged backbone
Not sure if troll or just really dumb
Is this a new song Or have they been playing the same song for 20 minutes
Contemplating whether to put 'sent from my ipad' at the bottom of email to make me look cool
Not sure if a bunch of big babies or seniors that lost school chant
finally cut grass this year  not sure if slowpoke or foul bachelor frog
not sure if someone made the same meme 37 times or memegenerator is just buggy
Not sure if like my photos or just trolling
Not sure if i should ask out or stay just friends with
YOU HAVE AWFUL MUSIC TASTE
NOT SURE IF SHE'S PREGNANT OR JUST FAT
Not sure if timeline COVER is cool or just a lot of wasted space
Not sure if Irish Flag Or faded Italian flag
Not sure if hes Spanish Or mexican
IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE? oh wait it is a bird
IS IT A BIRD? IS IT A PLANE?
Not sure if Roberts is serious Or just trolling
Not sure if troll... Or Spambot
woke up with just my underwear on
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR I ACTUALLY HAVE A GAY MALE FAN
underwear? check
not sure if coincidence or every news source copies reddit
Sometimes I smell like shit... But...Not now?
Not sure if i need glasses or the words are too small
Not sure if trolling... or trolling
not sure if trolled by facebook 2 or facebook 1
what if katniss pushed cinna into the tube?
not sure if stupid for playing cod or just a complete idiot for hating gears?
Not sure if kids screaming in store or if kids are being kidnapped
not sure if sick or just allergies
Not sure if serious or seriously retarded
Can't tell if really getting asked out Or if it's a sick joke
Not sure if raining or getting pissed on
not sure if everyone is busy  or i have no friends
Not sure if being serious Or teasing me
not sure if egypt wants me or shes just trolling
Not sure if real or imposter
Not sure if I'm sick or just allergies
not sure if stupid or stupid
Not sure if she is trying to be different or actually likes ms. jeral
Not Sure if Overused Meme Or Overused Meme
Not sure if pissed off or pissed on
not sure if hanahan girls are just that stupid or mentally handicapped
Not sure if Astros Or Double-A team
Not sure if elephants having sex Or someone playing dubstep
Liked memes Before they got popular
not sure if 'fine or 'fine'...
not sure if she likes me or just wants a ride
Not sure if hot chick or drag Queen
free chicken bucket or just my ex.....
Looks GOOD from afar Comes closer-Looks far from good
hmmmm
Not sure if two weeks have passed or two months
not sure if hanahan girls are just that stupid or mentally handicapped
Not sure if Bonobos is Real Store Or evil spotify ploy
Not sure if Dr. Spock Or Woman with Mascara
Can't tell if ahead on work or really far behind
Not sure if serious or intentionally facetious
NOT SURE IF SURVEY OR PHISHING
Not sure if ditto or other pokemon
not sure if getting laid tonight or if i should rent porno
Cant tell if im fat because I eat too much or I eat too much because im fat
Can't tell if the post is dying or if no one is online
NEXT TIME I HOPE YOU FALL AND EGG YOURSELF
Not sure if stupid or Trolling
Not sure if I should react to sarcasmn Or go back to work
not sure if barista is extremely friendly or mocking me
Not sure if people like me OR just want tO see my mom
not sure if required  to buy healthcare or not...
Is it me or is this topic where we all bullshit
Not sure who whines more crosby
Can't tell if amer is gay or gay
Not sure if theres a hidden meaning or just sending random team america clips
Not sure if korean airlines or just pepsi
NOT Sure if interested in me or wants free drinks
Not sure if liking a photo saves lives or people just want subscribers
not sure if a dream within a dream or just a normal dream
Not sure if i deleted them or they deleted me
not sure if johnkor is trolling or just retarded
not sure if about to fart or shart
Not sure if girl is mad  or just on period
not sure if ripped off old meme  or am original
NOT SURE IF BAD OR 60th
not sure if caring... or just jumping on the bandwagon
Not sure if Baseball field or cricket field
Wait a second.... i didn't know i could squint like this
not sure if off work for good friday or thursday afternoon
Barca got 2 penalties instead of 4 not sure if bribing refrees
not sure if stupid or stupid
Not sure if my chinese is getting better  or if teacher has given up on me
nOT SURE IF I SHOULD ANSWER THE QUESTION OR IT'S A TRAP
NOT SURE IF I bORE HIM OT IT'S JUST THE LACK OF SEX
Not sure if high Or watching japanEse anime
nOT SURE IF PAUL WILL REALLY PURSUE THIS CAREER OR JUST ANOTHER PHASE
Not sure if splashes from flushing or if last person peed on the seat
Not sure if destroyed by earthquake  or just didn’t want to do census
Not sure if she likes me Or is completely stupid
not sure if homage or cultural appropriation
Not sure if ruined chance Or friend-zoned from the beginning
B B
Not sure if stupid or just dumb
not sure if toys are inanimate objects or they are just really good at playing dead.
not sure if man u pro or bpl noob
BERG: 'I'm NOT GOING TO PUNCH YOU'
not sure if i'm smart or you dumb
Can't tell if Jenna kline likes facebook or myspace
wait
Not sure if hot trainer likes me Or just wants me to buy training sessions
Not sure if voting for mitt romney means i want to be mormon or if i like to become a polygamist?
not sure if popsicles are delicious childhood treats or training devices for a future of prostitution
Not sure if that is eminem or the angriest white person who can talk fast to a beat
not sure if tired or just procrastinating on assignment
can't tell if you're really offline or just don't want your baby mama to know you're online
NOT SURE IF BEING GASSED OR JUST CROSSED LA COUNTY LINE
not sure if erection or indigestion
not sure if joke has already been used in meme or i am really funny
Not sure if you are going to unlock this phone or just checking the clock
Not sure IF TALKING TO GIRLFRIEND OR A SPAMBOT
Not sure if shes cute or if she is wearing a lot of makeup
Not sure if in midwest or everyone is pregnant
not sure if overwhelmed by ridiculously photogenic guy Posts or overwhelmed by posts about ridiculously photogenic guy posts
Not sure if chem exam was easy or if i did everything wrong
or write 'not sure' at the bottom... not sure if I should be normal
not sure if he means musketeers or mosqueteers
Not Sure If You Like my shirt Or if you're Staring At My Boobs
not sure if people actually like ridiculously photogenic guy or just want a lot of karma
Cant tell if really gay  or putting it on
Not sure if actually texted me or someone stole her phone
NOT SURE IF SCAM OR REALLY THE 1
not sure if rockstar  or hipster colleague
Durst is back Wait is that Carlie's brother....
is that a Health clinic or a Dispensary?
Not sure if Occupy Wall Street worked Or people just stopped caring
Not sure if sarcasm or genuine excitement
Not sure if cyber mom is happy about what i posted or i'm in for a daydreamer time out
Not sure if girl is winking at me or has nervous twitch
Not sure if salman hates  dany or just trolling
not sure if smell is coming from me or other person
not sure if my cup or your cup
Not sure if liking kony 2012  MEANS SUPPORTING IT or against it
don't know if fat or just american
not sure if roadkill or human head
not sure if sleepy or just bored
NOT SURE IF IT'S SO FAST OR EXECUTING PARALLEL
not sure if shitty player or lazy pro
Not sure if you're working late or fell asleep again
Not sure if he's drunk or just at normal level of stupidity
not sure if 'no hands' is pure genius or pure stupidity
Not sure if the real life or just fantasy
Not sure if racist or hates everyone
Not sure if Slight cold Or seVere allergies
not sure if battery is dead or phone is broke
NOT SURE IF BUM IS a JUNKIE  OR AL PACINO
NOT SURE IF MILF OR NILF
Not Sure If He's A penguin too or if just creeped out by me
Not sure if migraine or skull is being stabbed by knife
not sure if friends are joking or finally being honest
Not sure if my gf agree with me or is just proving me
Not Sure if i should trust my next fart or gamble
not sure if its dubstep or construction work
Not sure if i've actually grown to appreciate mowing my lawn or watch too much king of the hill
not sure if i'm hungry or just getting an excuse to stop study
Not sure if inside joke or just confusing story
Im not sure if she is hot or im just drunk
not sure if having fun or pissed off
Not sure if Barca fan Or messi fan
not sure if ignoring me or didn't get my text
if time is a line then why are clocks round
Not sure if project manager or stay at home mom
not sure if i&#180;m seeing more hot guys or if standars are dropping
mono aek i mono layra
not sure if dubstep or codec problem
i know he has crayola markers so why does he lie
Not sure if woman Or man
you know whats not funny? this one ---->
not sure if stupid or just tommy dee
Not sure if trolling or is really a super junior fan
Not sure if mother is using her fb account or sister is using mother's fb account
not sure if I don't get her sarcasm or she doesn't get my sarcasm
not sure if retard or genius
can't tell Boromir or Lord stark
not sure if its a heart attack OR IT'S YOU
NOT SURE IF WINDOWS DEFENDER ACTUALLY WORKS OR IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T CLICK DODGY LINKS
Not sure if your dead or just not talking
not sure if meme  or meme
Can't tell if fat girl with short haircut or fat guy with boobs
not sure if tasty or im just really hungry
Lazy people couldn't be cool Check again
not sure if he knows he's using the meme incorrectly or just stupid
TACO BELL
not sure if I'm tired or just suffering from food coma
not sure if BIEBER IS GAY OR A GIRL
can't tell if i suddenly have great dental hygiene or just procrastinating with floss
not sure if hungover or still drunk
Not sure if johnny hobo or dying cat
can't tell if she has a small head and big nose or big nose and a small head
can't tell if she has a small head and a big nose or a big nose and a small head
can't tell if she has a big nose and a small head or a small head and a big nose
Not sure if high Or just saw hair
not sure if improvising or badly written script
Can't tell if trolling or just whipper
NOT SURE IF KOREAN OR CHInese
42?
Thats right suckers... I peed in the soup!!
not sure if trolling or really cant find pizza hut
not sure if crying or playing soccer
Can't tell if real  or staged
not sure if i like this girl's personality or just her boobs
Not sure if you're joking or this is a serious cry for help
NOT SURE IF FAT PIN-UP GIRL IS SEXY OR JUST A FAT CHICK
Can't tell if David archuletta or a five year old kid
not sure if i need this or i'm an idiot for buying it
not sure if pedophile or just awkward around kids
not sure if prettyboy or handsome woman
o really
not sure if person cannot hold a conversation or just doesn't want to talk to me
not sure if facebook status is song lyrics or just sam holt being sam holt
N&#195;O SEI SE TO MARCADO EM METIDO OU EM FORTE
Not sure if she likes talking to me or just really nice...
Not sure if in a hurry or never went to school
not sure if cinnamon bun or muffin
Not sure if April fools joke or BEN actually has swAg
Not sure if stoned or baiting
Not sure if ryukaki is actually involved Or just a stupid fanboy
not sure if gangsta talk or down's syndrome
not sure if its social network or really a diary of bored people
Not sure if good app . Or another way for the government to track me....
Unsure if cold getting better or worse
Not sure if I'm loosing my erection or if it's just getting colder here
not sure if truly progressive or just co-opting feminist discourse
Not sure if hungry or just bored
Not sure if friend is telling the truth or just lying
not sure if tripping or just really good soup
NOT SURE IF HE SPELLED HAD WRONG ON PURPOSE OR IF TRYING TO TALK LIKE A CAT
i need money  i dont need trousers
Not sure if male  or female
does one hour of cardio after every workout while bulking not sure if trolling. or mentally retarded
Not sure if a yard sale or just lots of trash in front of house
not sure if mcdonald's employee or fine art graduate.
Not sure if lady is racist or mad because her grill was pissed on
not sure if having never broken a bone makes me lucky or just incredibly lame
not sure if radiohead song or OLD MONOCHROME COLOR SONG
not sure if really won car  or just april Fool's day
not sure if funny story or you had to be there
no sure if original meme or copied from elsewhere
Not sure if invisible Or really offline
Not sure if gay or just really
Not sure if Briahna or hot twin
not sure if police man is wearing a bulletproof vest or he's just fat
not sure if you're going to unlock this iphone or just checking the clock
not sure if wrong meme or right caption
not sure if flirting or overly friendly
Not sure if taxi IS speeding or just used to slow traffic
Can't tell if april fools joke or serious...
can't tell if really bad at relationships or just teenagers
Not sure if april fools or real story
not sure
static movement? not sure if he is an algonquin or actually retarted
Not sure if cat or kat
touch my luggage again I dare you
Not sure if news is LEGITIMATE  or april fool's
Not sure if ignoring me or too lazy to read messages
Not sure if shepard got brainwashed or i did
Not sure if it's your birthday or you're just joking
...good... god...
Can't tell if april fools joke or actually birthday
Not sure if agreeing or mocking
Not sure if joking or serious
Not sure if april fools joke or actually serious
Not sure if Birthday Or April Fools
not sure if moving  or april fools
not sure if russians or homeless
Not sure if being cristina or actually hurt
not sure if i'm easily annoyed or if people are just stupid
Not SURE if ACTUAL  site  or april first joke
not sure if you're going to unlock this phone or just checking the clock
not sure if hot teacher likes me or just thinks im stupid
not sure if apil fools joke or really wierd news
Not sure if slutty girl is making an april fools joke... or is actually pregnant...
did you cut your own hair or is your barber retarded?
not sure If I find Italian PDas offensive or just angry I'm not getting any
can't tell if it's a deathtrap for babies or planned parenthood
Not sure if hilarious april fools joke or just regular hilarious
Cant tell if ur trolling or just really stupid
NoT sure if lady gaga or willy wonka ?
Not sure if sarcasm Or just being nice
Am i a man? or am i a muppet?
not sure if ed sheeran ed sheeran or plump ron weasley
NOT SURE IF YOU'RE GOING TO UNLOCK THIS IPHONE OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
Not sure if people think r/trees is about trees or are being funny by posting real trees
NOT SURE IF JUST TIRED OR DRUNK
not sure if i just farted or if i dropped a deuce
nOT SURE IF HE'S STUPID OR HE'S JUST A TYPICAL MUZRI
i think anu... ...is ignoring this conversation
Not sure if Serious or just April fools
Not sure if Aprils fools or frape
Not sure if going to unlock ipod Or just checking clock
NOT SURE IF APRIL FOOL's JOKE OR REAL birthday
this meme has been shutdown by the vaktovian empire
not sure if  i'm their friend or i am a tool
Not sure if Brave or stupid
Not sure if mom knows that lol means 'Laugh out loud' or just thinks it means 'Lots of love'
not sure if hacking or just that good
Not sure if i got more likes on my photo because it's april fools or if more people are coming to the realization of my good-lookingness
can't tell if frape or just gross
not sure If blues can beat 7th seed
Not SUre If GirlFriend is kidding Or if she has actually never heard of super Smash Bros
dont know how to respond to that bailey
Not sure if kristi or Joe from back
Not sure if I'm socially awkward or  everyone on 9gag is a pot addict
Not sure if Stupid or put 'youre grammer' to be funny
not sure if called me 3 days later because he's so cool or because someone told him
not sure if guido or gay bodybuilder
Can't tell if i'm tired or part asian.
not sure if dead or just trying to dodge my answer
NOT SURE IF TOP LINE IS TRUE.. ..OR BOTH LINES ARE
Not sure if Serious Or Trolling
not sure if full of really dedicated fans or very elaborate circlejerk
not sure if bernstein has 10 pairs of the same shorts or if he's wearing the same ones every day
Can't tell if looking at me Or Comics
not sure if all these memes are spooky or just plain genius
Not sure if there is  fog outside or i haven't cleaned the windows
Not sure if dubstep or broken speakers
Can't tell if nourhan wants a cig oR IS REALLY PISSED OFF
can't decide if sexy or just sarah jessica parker
not sure if roomates forgot to lock front door or want to get robbed
Subscribed to my youtube channel never actually watched my videos
if you use the wrong meme your gonna have a bad time
not sure if a man or a woman
not sure if high-quality video or just low expectations
Not sure if really complicated or I just napped through the EXPLANATION
Not sure if quarter pounder or half pounder
Not sure if dead bird or midget mermaid
not sure if being asian is such a good idea
Did I GEL MY HAIR... OR IS IT NATURALLY LIKE THIS??
not sure if pound is clean or i just want to stop doing the checklist
Anti-Virus software has never picked anything up Not sure if this a good or bad thing
DON'T know if high  or just really tired
NOT SURE IF YOU'RE GOING TO UNLOCK THIS IPHONE OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
Not sure if I'm watching boxing or a hockey game...
NOT SURE IF ATTRACTIVE OR FAR AWAY
NOt sure if funny Or mean and nobody gets it...
not sure if asian or just needs glasses
(7:30) Not if i should wait in car line  Or cut someone off
not sure if i like 'this year' or just 'twin high maintenance machines' line
not sure if chicks are hotter or it's just the spandex
Not Sure If selling ice cream or drugs
Not sure if laughing at me OR with me
Not sure if actually Laughing out loud or just trying to be friendly
Not sure if i need an eye test or i'm chinese
oh i see..... it was the fish who did it
Are you going to unlock your ipod? or just check the time?
Not sure if napping or just sleeping
not sure if you're going to unlock this phone  OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
Not sure if study guide or class syllabus
Not sure if bench needs 2 computers or 86
Not sure if deja vu or just done the same thing 1000 times
not sure if drunken hobo talks to me or to alcohol-induced hallucination behind me
not sure if i hate university or just other students
NOT SURE IF LEGS ARE TIRED OR JUST LAZY
not sure if pronounced me-me or meam
SEE A YOUTUBE VIDEO CALLED 'GHOST' PAUSE IT AND SKIPS TO THE END
Not sure if Memes  or Meems or mms
not sure if fixing jenkins or just trolling
Not sure if i gave you aids or not
Not sure if Nether lagg doesn't affect me  or if i'm used to it
Not sure if speaker is telling the truth or if he just disappeared up his own ass
not sure if you're avoiding me or i need a shower
hmm every senior fails a test must be the students fault!
not sure if i should struggle past the first gym in pokemon yellow or give up two starter pokemon in red/blue
Not sure if that was the first bell or the second
Not Sure If INtegral or intergal
Not sure if all small bugs look alike or if the bar flies are following me
not sure if unsure or unsure if sure
Not sure if trolling Or forgot story about how he gave birth to himself and Then sacrificed his son
not sure if weird or gross
Not sure if bad post or just overlooked by everyone
can't tell if enlish as a second language or just stupid
not sure if i was lucid dreaming last night or i was dreaming about me having lucid dream
did i realy mean to spell it wrong? or was i just makeing sure you read this....
Sharpening knives while listening to dubstep not sure which sounds are which
Not sure if he really means  that waka flocka is the best rapper alive or just to annoy me
Not sure if i left the toilet seat up or if i even care
Not SURE IF ZOMBIE OR JUST UOFA STUDENT
not sure if is me or they're together
not sure if i need to poo or my darms are trying to escape my body
went to assembly couldnt understand Mr culpus
Not sure if horney or have to pee
NOT SURE IF FRIENDLY OR JUST disguised
not sure if gene or stanley lam 2.0
Not sure if south park did a meme episode because of n00bs on facebook or because of Narwhal's on Reddit....
Not sure if dubstep... or dial up
Not sure if crazy or just calgarian
Not sure if i should be taking notes Or everyone else is on facebook
not sure if i'm drunk or I just have a high fever
not sure if a funny picture or just drunk
Not sure if filling up or panic buying
Can't tell if girl online is real or just really a man in disguise
NOt sure if wishing luck or concerned about points
not sure if i got druged or to stupid to remember
Not sure if knot on the floor or Pipou's shit
NOT SURE IF EVERYONE IS REALLY GREAT AT EVERYTHING OR IF I'M THE ONLY ONE NOT FULL OF SHIT
Not sure which to root for... Pizza
not sure if i farted or shit myself
NOT SURE IF LEWIS HAMILTON OR JUST A WOMAN
cant tell if sausage party... or if girls havent arrived yet.
not sure if more planes flying or just night time
not sure if school food improved or i'm used to it
Not sure if neighbor is growing garden Or just has weed problem
not sure if im unsure or unsure if im sure
not sure if refs are paid off or just that dumb.
can't tell if troll or just really stupid
NOT SURE IF CM PUNK OR CHRIS JERICHO
Not Sure if Joakim Noah Or Travie Mccoy
Not sure if kony child army or tributes preparing for the arena
Not sure if inside joke or friends are retarded
Not sure if i am eating because I am Hungry or just bored
Not sure if eating because i'm hungry or just bored
your ex is dating someone ugly do you feel sorry for them?
not sure if to fire up the bass cannon or to let the bass cannon kick it
Not Sure if female basketball player or juwanna mann
cant tell if justin scott or angry stump
Not sure if im high  Or im so high i dont realize it
Not sure if racist or just a fact
not sure if fart or explosive diarrhea
Not sure if people in the distance are walking towards or away from me
Not sure if female basketball player  or Juwanna mann
not sure if known more as a meme or a futurama character
not sure if dreaming or tebow is still in nfl
NOT SURE IF A TROLL OR JUST AN IDIOT
I'm watching you
Not sure is this is a meme  or just a troll getting bored
What is that on the board? wait
Not sure if addicted to memes or just sad
Not sure if modern taxonomy is a science or religion
not sure if hot girl or just makeup
NOT SURE IF APSET WITH ME OR HAS HER PERIOD
This is my impression of the owner of a chinese restaurant
NOT SHURE IF BEST FRIENd OR RELATIONSHIP
not sure if im clever or evertone else is dumb
Can't tell if that's a hot guy on campus or just mr.peet
Not sure if I'm fat Or these girls are just too skinny
thinking to myself or thinking out loud!!!
Not shure if masturbating or turning japanese
Not sure if Zdeněk Grygera Or just zolt&#225;n Gera
Not sure if sarcastic or actually stupid
Not Sure when 4th of july is still thinking
NOT SURE IF EVERYONE IS WISHING ME A 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' BECAUSE THEY REMEMBER OR BECAUSE 'fACEBOOK' TOLD THEM
Not sure if stupid  Or trolling
Not sure if gay or just great sense of fashion
SEE MIDWOOD MEMES NOT SURE IF I WANT TO BE FRESHMAN
Not sure if you're white and rich or just like mac miller
Not sure if Homeless meth head or steve degroote
Not sure if tower DEFENSE is good Or just got Luckey
Not sure if on hot page or trednding or  vote
SO YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH RADIOHEAD? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
Not sure if i should laugh or save my DROWNING mom
Not sure if i'm looking at a group of ladies or just hipters
Not Sure what helen keller said Pretty sure it was good thing though
not sure if new user or karld
cant tell if good at skiing... or just wearing saga.
not sure if you're going to unlock this cellphone or just checking the clock
not sure if you're going to unlock this cellphone or just checking the clock
kingston famous for 2 things: universities and prisons not sure which rmc is
not sure if mw3 or bf3
Not sure if i'm good at programming or mr. Balcar's class is just that easy
Not sure if really hOt mom in yoga Pants... Or just okay twenty-something.
not sure if mexican chick or indian dude
not sure if smell is bread or spilled beer
not sure if joking or just hard to read
Not sure if I'm a stalker or you're just an exhibitionist
not sure if squinting or asian
not sure if  you should look in the shower
Can't tell if just coincidence or divine intervention
Not sure if trolling or just dumb
NOT SURE IF I AM sure or just questioning everthing
not sure if you're sleeping or too busy to reply
Not sure if Anhedonia or everything really is lame
not sure if chair or giant golden hand
not sure if duke cheerleaders are hot or they're playing lehigh
not sure if means it or just saying that to shut me up
NOT SUre if t&#225; de sacanagem ou nunca viu o v&#237;deo mesmo
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR ACTUALLY THIS STUPID
Not sure if dubstep or hypnotoad
not sure if trolling or making point
Not sure if pregnant Or Just very oddly fat
Not sure if just a really nice and well dressed guy or gay
not sure if trolling or just retarded
not sure if gator growl or epic win
not sure if broadcast or starting a chat with a hashtag
Not sure if having fish for dinner or if i've fapped too much
not sure i'm suspicious or people are mean.
not sure if them staring at me or me staring at them
not sure if different template or different meme.
not sure what you mean by you want some of fry's fries
not sure if she has a therapist because shes Bipolar or she's just rich and whiny
cant tell if im lazy or just dumb
Not sure if really cares about it or just doesn't have a valid reason
Not sure if fast dubstep or slow zoidberg
not sure if i'm coming or going
Not sure if happy or sad tears. Still treat her as a threat.
Not sure if tree or zach
Not sure if she realises or not
not sure if being postmodernist or just trolling
not sure if elementary classmates have become prettier or my standards just became lower
... what?
Can't tell if blue eyes... or starting a melange diet...
Not sure if they have Blue Eyes Or they're starting on a melange diet...
can't tell if webmaster is just too lazy to make a 'register' button or just don'T want too many accounts being registered
Not sure if zerg players are better than protoss players  or zerg just imba
Not sure if bst  or time travel
not sure if msgt or mgysgt
Can't tell if porte&#241;a wants to just practice her english or hook up
not sure if freindzoned or kissed
not sure if mr. mansfield
not sure if model or just narcissistic
Not sure if i hate the group or just the name
not sure if male or female flirts anyways
when i generate a meme where does it go?
Not sure if frying or just asian
not sure if atheist or just douche
So
NOt sure if i come here for all of the animals or just the awkward ones
not sure if this KITTEN IS CUTE or really cute
NOT SURE IF GENUINE OR JUST A FABRICATION
not sure if  cop saw me speeding or not.
Double u Not sure if w or uu
Is uganda in africa or australia
NOt Sure if it's WEDNESDAY OR WINSDAY!!!
not sure if legit forged wheel company from florida or california ...or chinese wheel from alibaba.com ....or both
Not sure if the hunger games is about ethiopian starvation
not sure if girl or justin bieber
Can't tell if bad taste Or low standards
Not sure if real Or battlefield 3
Dirty sedin i was going for the puck with my elbow and his jaw interfered with my play
not sure if insult or atempt to start conversation with hot guy
s replaces with pound coin
so you dont follow football but you laugh when my team gets beat?
NOT SURE IF I'M REALLY SLOW OR OUR CONVERSATION IS BORING
not sure if belongs in /r/atheism or /r/wtf
NOT SURE IF BEING SARCASTIC AND BELIEVES BANGLADESH CRICKET  HAS NO FUTURE OR ACTUALLY APPRECIATES MY HOPE FOR BANGLADESH CRICKET
Not sure if troll or cares too much about kony 2012
Not sure if compliment or insult
not sure if mr.douimi is doing maths or philosophy
Not sure if i am asian  or not sure
not sure if losing weight or need to wash jeans
Not sure why people like the beatles... perhaps.... brainwashing subliminal messages?
not sure if thats faa or just guys with suits
not sure if have to shit or food poisoning
Not sure if Village skeets or dr.seuss characters
Not sure if 'american' or canadian
not sure if cute or just has nice style
not sure if hyped or just plain loud
not sure if talking about sex or yugioh
not sure if bad deadlift or stripper in training
Can't Tell if it's because I'm white Or if Key & Peele is just not funny
Not sure if she wants a job or wants to give me a job
Erik Thyrelius don&#180;t know if looking like gollum or if he is gollum
NOT SURE IF ITS A BAG OF AIR OR JUST A BAG OF LAYS
Not sure if 'american' or british
Not sure if Village mall Or dr. seuss book
Not sure if Justin Bieber is getting better Or the rest of the music world is getting worse
Can't tell if people really like this or they're just retarded
Congratulations.... You just became Saren...Good job.
NOT SURE if  thai chi or yoga
Not sure if it's a Ratatat kind of day again Or if Ratatat kind of day everyday
boukra bet jibo el brevet el li be jib el brevet byotla3 la barra w el le ma be jib el brevet be fout w el li ma be jib el brevet byotla3 w ma ba2a be foutt !!!!!
not sure if I pro or opponent nub
Not sure if skulke or just late
Not sure if his skills are pro or the gun is accurate
Not Sure if automatic Flush or suprise Bidet
not sure if test was extremely easy or doing everything wrong
Not sure if crazy or just jermu
not sure if free airline tickets or online scam
not sure if pro or opponents nub
not sure if real life or single player operation metro
NOT SURE IF TIPSY OR JUST SOBER AND TIRED
Not sure if tired or my contacts are just dry
Not Sure if girl shorts... or belt
i saw what you did there dafuq?
Don't know if PINEAPPLE ACTUALLY CHANGED or if  ALWAYS HIGH ON R/TREES
NOt sure if gay and retarded or ziad qutob
not sure if thunder or loud truck
play xbox  or go drinking
not sure if background image or if i wear blue bunny ears
Tim Tebow trade? No one wants him
Not sure if remembering dream or drunken memory
not sure if remember what i was going to say
Not sure if you're trying to get in my lane Or if you Accidentally left your blinker on
not sure if i should be mad i just got rick rolled... or be mad that i like this song...
got off at fremont bart. not sure if this is america... or india.
not sure if i want to watch this super boring infomercial... or if i actually do need a high-powered laser pen
Not sure if it's overused because it's funny or funny because it's overused
player wants to leave not sure if serious
Anton y u such a racist?
not sure if people are getting hotter or i'm just getting creepier
Not sure he's a wizard Or a god in wizard form
Don't know what's the better route to karma post about atheism
not sure if the girls bring the boys out or the boys bring the girls out
not sure if that word was mentioned that way because it was good or wrong
Not sure if students outside because of nice weather Or if hippies are protesting again
not sure if the world will end or if the mayans needed a bigger stone
NOT SURE IF SHE OR HE
not sure if friends are weird-looking or just still on drugs
you want to cut the army's numbers down but you wont let people who want to leave
NOT SURE IF SERIOUS or just not sure if serious
is zach aro acting smart or just being a derp
Not sure if I should vote for player I like or player i want to see get the madden curse
Can't tell if boot loop or just first boot
Not sure if fare hike is just or my allowance is simply not enough
Not sure if road is getting bumpy or  my tire is going flat
Not sure if lol or qq
not sure if mentally retarded or suffering from brain damage
Not sure if i'm sleepy or just too lazy to study
Dont know if child is being abducted or just throwing a temper tantrum
Not sure if password is wrong or the username
Not sure if gordito sexy is me or kiki
not sure if just a proactive commercial or super long infomercial
not sure if hands are cold  or if balls are really hot
Not sure if Skyrim wastes lives or creates conversations
Not sure if reaper or hypnotoad
Not sure if unlocking iPhone Or checking time
not sure if status song lyrics  or about to commit suicide
can't tell if beecher's room or the ninth circle of hell.
Not sure if suite bathroom just got cleaned or suitemate peed all over the stall
not sure if liking a sad status shows support or if it means i like that there sad
Is it a strip club or Prospect lip Syncing!?!
Guys
Not sure if aaron's having sex or he just wanted something to wank to
not sure if front of sprowls is art collection or junk yard
NOT SURE IF SARCASTIC OR DEAD SERIOUS.
not sure if i need to sneeze or just yawn
not sure if ranger park or park ranger
not sure if the max hire id is in candy or in alice
can't tell if linux runs faster or if it's just that i don't load it full of games like my windows pc
CAN'T TELL IF INTOXICATED OR IF SERIOUS
She says she wants a good guy then dates a scumbag
not sure if tired or just grown up
not sure if meme is misused or don't get joke
Not sure if dream or drunken memory
not sure if gonna unlock or just checking the time
not sure if it was an earthquake or just hungry
not sure  if serious or iq below monkey
not sure if troll or meta-troll
Not sure if developing ocd or just becoming RESPONSIBLE
everything seems clearer when i look like an asian
NOT SURE I AM HUNGRY OR IT IS A HEARTACHE
not sure if it's butch clancy... *drop* ok
Not sure if american or troll
Not sure if I understand it Or Just stared at it too long
Not sure if its a reunion of the village people... or a Phiota Probate
Not sure if i wore sandals all week or dryer ate all the socks
Not sure if troll or genuinely retarded
not sure if bi or just gay
Not sure if I should type something or just reply wth a picture
not sure if aroused or have a gun in my pocket
Not Sure Which College
NOT SURE IF A BIG POO OR A HEMROID
not sure if i wasted soup or if i wasted a shit load of pepper
*Gasp* I'm you're BOYfriend?  Not until you watch every Futurama Episode
I had a dream within a dream before inception
give a man a fish
not sure if its raining outside or just heavy winds
Not sure if I'm up late because of My IA Due tomorrow or from playing skyrim like a boss
not sure if really wishing me happy birthday... or if just noticed top right corner of home page...
not sure what to use
NOT SURE IF REALLY IMMATURE PERSON OR JUST A MUSIC MAJOR
NOT SURE IF TROLL OR JUST STUPID
Not sure if she's a prude or just can't get any
Just Keep staring straight ahead don't look at her ass
not sure if password or username is wrong
Not sure if moving furniture or having sex
Not sure if she's telling me were breaking up or if she's telling me my sandwhich is fixed
Cant tell if Facebook or pretty little liars blog
not sure if bleeding or hot cheetoes
Not sure if OP is still kidding Or just really not good at english
not sure if i'm overdresssed or everybody is underdressed
Not sure if playing grand theft auto or just killed hooker
not sure if cold or super excited
not sure if camryn likes pokemon or not
Not sure if homosexual or just friendly
Not sure if economy  Or Eeks they conned me
Flatmates new GF is over Not sure if THEY'RE having a massive fight or . .
Not sure if NEkkid Or just in flesh colored shirt
not sure if glass is half empty... or half full
not sure if Jesus is our savior or a hobo
Not sure if bug on leg or just leg hair randomly shifting
Not sure if is a good friend    OR I have bad breath
Not sure if just awkward teenager or also gay
Not sure if really dumb or just emory
not sure if i make good witty remark or bad witty remark
Not sure if Mandy Or a 12 year old driving a car
not sure if five songs or one progressive rock song
Not sure if austrian exchange student or just a freshman
not sure if i'm annoyed or amused
Not sure if ring dropped or text received
Not sure if still typing Or ignoring me
Not sure if ninja turtles are mutant or if they're aliens
Not sure if not sure or sure that not sure
Not Sure if it's Scousers talking Or mandrakes from harry potter
not sure is cd is scratched or just awesome dubstep Album
Not sure if it's reality tv or lazy writers
not sure if mild winter or wi governor cut funding for snow
Not sure if duke lost or if im just real lehigh...
not sure if masturbating  in public or impersonating donkey kong in public
not sure if the girl is staring at me because she getting interested or because she's contemplating how ugly I am
Not sure if I got into club because I flirted with the bouncer or because i'm old
nOT SURE IF i'M ADDICTED TO NBA 2K12 OR JUST HAVING A GOOD TIME
Not sure if meant to be tagged as a cat Or bec is retarded
Not sure if Real Jack Or just a troll
not sure if friend is sarcastically chatting 'haha.' or actually thinks my lame joke is funny...
can't tell indoctrinated or just a really crappy ending
NOT SURE IF BROTHER IS ACTUALLY BEING NICE OR IF HE WANTS SOMETHING FROM ME
Not sure if black jokes or jokes about clareview
NOT SURE IF YOU ARE ALWAYS THE SAME IDIOT OR THE IDIOT IS ME
Not sure if msu bar or st patty's day in chicago
Not sure if internal bleeding or have to take a dump
not sure if it's vomit smell or fancy cheese smell
not sure if spam or just being usual self
not sure if troll or serious
I Can't tell if that's sandwich theorem  Or Arabic
Not sure if dreaming Or Tripping Balls
not sure if rioting for peace or celebrate holiday
Not sure If you see me but I'll stare anyways
not sure if Jason Russel helps free children Or rapes them
Not sure if all distant sounds sound like tardis or if the doctor is watching me
not sure if i took meds this morning... or just hype from that monster i drank
not sure if demoman is 12 or he never got puberty
Not sure if i crapped myself wait... i did.
Not sure if timetravled forward or was playing drawsomething
Not sure if trolling or telling the truth
Not sure if i really like him or i just want to forget about my ex
NOT SURE IF OR ELSE
Not sure if im gonna fart or shit my pants
cant tell if chatting to me or someone on ignore
NOT SURE IF I'M lucid dreaming  or just crazy
NOT SURE IF BOY OR GIRL
Not sure if doing a walk of shame or headed to the parade
Not sure if life acts as a bad reality soap or if i am an actor in an unpaid tv show
at indy show
Not sure if its Security... or a huge saudi family
Not sure if at 2pm I'm still hungover or if I'm sick.
not sure if irish or just alcoholic
not sure if my hair is really that smooth or if its my new shampoo conditioner
NoT SURE IF  OR
IT'S HARD TO SEE THROUGH THE WATERMARK
Not Sure if Facerape or actually hitting on me
Not sure if I accidentally bought diet mountain dew Or it's from brushing my teeth
Not Sure if he's got a birthday or it's just a joke
not sure if pour la hausse ou en train de celebrer la st patrick
Not sure if foot hurts a lot or if i have a high pain tolerance
not sure if everybody is a Sounders fan  or just st patricks day
not sure if clothes stretched or if i've lost weight
not sure if she fancies me or just trying to get attention
not sure if second coming or anti-christ
Not sure if DJFeifei OR DJFailFAIL
not sure if screen is broken or i searched ghana in google images again
HBO YOU BETTER NOT FOOL ME ON APRIL FOOLS DAY
Not sure if mold or st patty's day food coloring
Not sure if i should learn more or pass the exam by cheating
Not sure if sala de estudo or sala de convivio
not sure if hot chick or my standards are low
NOT SURE IF HIGH OR GOTYE MUSIC VIDEO
not sure if I weslt el 2ardy wala bab el sha2a kebir
Not sure if mentally retarted or just a dumbass who cant spell
not  sure if dlc is overpriced  or lacking content
Not sure if memes will run out or if people have endless supply
not sure if im a procastinator or just 'eco friendly'
Not Sure if Lehigh Fan  or unc fan
Not sure if I should study for finals or generate more memes
Not sure if public relations stunt or just creepy public masturbator
Not sure if guys are getting hotter or if i'm just desperate
Not sure if asking me out... Or telling me about events happening on campus
Not sure if getting high or feeling the earth move
not shore if she's right or just acting like a beach
Not sure if you got swag Or just some dumb poser
not sure if doesn't understand sarcasm or is using sarcasm on me
not sure if guy or just a fat dyke
Not sure if engineering  or greek literature
Not sure if its a good looking guy  or a really ugly chick
not sure if 2012 is end of the world or next justin beiber
Not sure if Schm&#246;rgel or schm&#252;rgel
Not sure which more disturbing original post or brandon's comment
not sure if i need to get oht of bed to pee or f it can wait till morning.
not sure if underwater zone or just really really high
not sure if trending or the vote page
Not sure if engineering or greek literature
Not sure if being sarcastic or sincere
Not sure if tumblr is getting in the way of my schoolwork or my schoolwork is getting in the way of my tumblring
NOT SURE IF TROLL OR JUST ROLLING TOO HARD
not sure if too high or too low
not sure if it's a repost or trending
Not SURE IF PEOPLE ACTUALLY GOT me3 ending or just trying to appear smart
Can't tell if troll or a 1% created the law
not sure if manchester united or manchester city lost today
not sure if asleep or gay pose
Not sure if extremely hot or extremely cold
not sure if crazy or felt in love
not sure if pink or salmon
NOT SURE IF FRIEND  DIDN'T GET THE MESSAGE OR DON'T WANNA ANSWER
NOT SURE IF SHE REALIZES SHE'S DUMPED OR IF SHE HAS BEEN BUTT DIALING ME ALL DAY... BUTT TEXTING? IMPOSSIBLE...
Not sure if the profile pic is really artsy or she's just really fat
Not sure if trolling or JUst BAD day
Not sure if shes out of my leauge or i just have a really low self-esteem
Not sure if crazy or morning radio host
Not sure if photoshopped or just epic
Cant tell if really lucky or expectation of standard extremely low
is dr. k looking at me or the guy on my left?
Not sure if stupid or really want a present
not sure if foods good good or just really stoned
not sure if i need glasses or I'm just really high
NOT SURE IF BREAK OR JUST THE END
NOT SURE IF DQU IS A GEEK OR JUST A BIG PERV
not sure if bioware is trolling or not
NOT SURE IF MONTREALENTS ARE LURKERS OR IF THEY ARE JUST VISITING ENTS FOLLOWING US
Not sure if Bilbao are awesome or utd making them look good
not sure if childish gambino is serious rap Or satire
Cant tell if viral video or viewbot
Not sure if getting sick or just bad alergies
Not sure if pro or just a hacker
nOT SURE IF I WANNA BUY '' A MORGENLATTE'' IN GERMANY
nOT SURE IF SHE SELL 'WURSTAUFSTRICH'' OR WURST AUF STRICH
not sure if cool or gay Rope Swing
ARE YOU FARTING OR IS IT JUST ME
Not sure if from New Jersey Or Just really obnoxious
Not sure if genuinely autocorrecting or trying to get on damnyouautocorrect.com
not sure if bad grammar or EGYPTIAN hieroglyphs
not sure if pregnant or chubby
Not sure if girl really hot or friends just really ugly
not sure if semi or akward boner
not sure if street thugs or boston bruins
not sure if she likes me or she's just customer friendly
NOT SURE IF NEED GLASSES OR JUST TURNED ASIAN
Not sure if lav-25 or just usas-12
A T w q H K L p s .. ughh and n
Not sure if I'm getting sick or if Allergies are beginning
not sure if chico is city of trees or chico is city of tree
NOT SURE IF AIRCRAFT OR SUPERMAN
Not sure if i just enjoy looking at his face or if i'm just a creep sometimes ...
Not sure if watching paint dry Or Minnesota wild
Not sure if answer is correct or just sounds logical
Not sure if Bathroom Fan OR parents just got home
not sure if a rave or group of gypsies
not sure if friend is artist or just a horrible draw something image
NOT SURE IF HORNG YUAN IS GAYER OR QUAN IAN
not sure whether luqman is in relationship or just fooling around
NOT SURE IF DIY PROJECT WAS POSTED ON REDDIT OR ON PINTEREST FIRST
Not sure if he's trying to dance or he's have a seizure
should i pay for her law degree or her birth control...
BLUE OR ORANGE PORTAL?
Not sure if religious Or just has no brain
not sure if listing biblical characters or expression of surprise
Not Sure If I should open the birthday gift Or Burn it
Not sure if New wave music Or techno
Not sure if sarcastic Or actually being nice
Not sure if hipster is saying 'i'm not a hipster' because they aren't or think being a hipster is too mainstream
Not sure if they truly care about Invisible Children or just trying to come off as good person
Not sure if Zerg OP Or Stephano just that good
not sure if binary code or emmure tab
not sure if benjamin button or person has a picture of their kid as their display picture
Not sure if i saw it on 9 gag or somewhere else
Not sure If Theory of a Deadman Or Nickelback
Not sure if tastes sour cause it's spoiled or if that's just what plain yogurt tastes like
Not Sure if leeroc or bboy charles
not sure if to or too
Not sure if Comfortable Or Need clothes
not sure if twilight or death
NOT SURE IF KOREAN BOY BANDS 15 YEARS BEHIND OR 15 YEARS AHEAD
You're on The basketball Team
sEEMS  LEGIT
Not sure if watching paint dry or devils game
Not sure if troll... or just dumb vayne player
Not sure if you came to my house to get your car or your car got stolen
NOT SURE IF TROLLING  OR JUST DOWNRIGHT STUPID
Not Sure if Brownie or Cake?
not sure if pentecostal or stupid
Not sure if good idea or communism
can't tell if joking as if a dummy account or a poorly disguised dummy account
Can't tell if jokingly acting as a kegman83 dummy account or kegman83 dummy account
not sure if here to rob my house or just for my milkshake
Not sure if human  or dancer
Not sure if that is an island... or just Presque Isle
Not sure if chris sneezed or jet engine took off
not sure if virus or just error download
nOT SURE IF HASN'T CHECKED MAIL OR JUST IGNORING
not sure if serious or just trolling
not sure if pregnant or just fat
CAN'T TELL IF PREGANT OR JUST FAT
not sure if trollin or ragin
Not sure if feet itching from athlete's feet or percocet side effects
Not sure if CLEAVAGE Or butt crack
not sure if spyware or just adware
not sure if safe to download or trojan filled
NOT SURE IF MISOGINIST OR JUST PERVERTED
NOT SURE IF YOU LOVE HER OR JUST LOVE HER BODY
NOT SURE IF YOU HAD SEX OR JUST DIRTY VIRGIN
NOT SURE IF ABSTINENT OR JUST CELIBATE
NOT SURE IF DRUNK OR JUST HIGH
NOT SURE IF LYING OR REALLY IGNORANT
NOT SURE IF SHE WANTS TO BE SINGLE OR JUST DOESN'T WANT ME
NOT SURE IF GAY OR JUST IN TOUCH WITH FEMININE SIDE
NOT SURE IF NICE OR SCHEMING BEHIND MY BACK
NOT SURE IF SHE IS BI OR  JUST GAY
NOT SURE IF NORTH KOREAN OR JUST SOUTH KOREAN
SOT SURE IF LEGGINGS ARE SEXY OR JUST STUPID
NOT SURE IF SHE LOVES HIM OR JUST THINKS HE'S HANDSOME
NOT SURE IF HOT OR JUST SEXY FROM BEHIND
nOT SURE IF KONY 2012 SINCERE OR JUST SPAM
NOT SURE IF SHE SMILES CAUSE SHE LIKES ME OR JUST BEING NICE
Not sure if i'm good or everyone else sucks
not sure if animal cruelty or most epic day in the life of a cat
not sure if bad word in spongebob is bleeped out or actually a dolphin sound
Not sure if meme or cartoon character
not sure if stripper likes me or she's just doing her job
Not sure if racist...
Not sure if waving at me or person somewhere behind me
kristen stewart always constipated
Can't tell if it's Matthew welch or Matthew welcH
Not sure if drunk or impressed by the fact water is a liquid
not sure if the chicken really tasted bitter or just me getting sick
Not sure if ps1 emulator or runescape
not sure if homeless or professor
Not sure if she's happy for me Or just wants to call me sunshine
NOT SURE IF HENRI OR JUST GARBAGE BAG
can't tell if trolling or just impossibly nice
Not sure if character from jersey shore... ...or carrot top
Not sure if Caren trying to get a reaction out of mE
Not sure if you are a genius or just lazy
not sure if hipsters or weeaboos
Not sure if lucky Or was SUPPOSED to happen
Not sure if it's an EE or a lab report
not sure if i have a small ipad or if my friend have a big ipod touch
Not sure if really sick or just hungover
NOT SURE IF CATS FIGHTING OR JUST SOME DRUNK GUY SCREAMING
not sure if happened while drunk or in a dream
not sure if thats alan rickman or just guy with a cold
not sure if drunk or sleepy
mrs. pansy
not sure if i am in trouble or if my teacher is just on her period
Not sure if i have too much power and no traction or if my clutch is totally gone
Not sure if telling the truth OR trolling with taxi driver movie plot
i wonder if bender can gett me into that party
Not sure if you're patriotic or just trying to avoid friendly fire
Not sure if guitar or ak
not sure if everyone is wishing me 'happy birthday' because they remember or because facebook told them
not sure if lame or just stupid
Not SURE IF FRESHMAN OR a lost 6th grader
not sure if kony or corny
Not sure if dead body or guy pretending to be a dead body
Not Sure If Liking Kony Related Memes Because They're Trying To Help Or Because They Think They're funny
not sure if i need to fart or i'm about to crap my pants
Mom went grocery shopping wonder if i have enough time to whack off
Not sure if it is booner or that i got a banana in the pants
NOT SURE IF IN THE WRONG CLASS OR HAVEN'T BEEN AT UNIVERSITY FOR AGES
If i push 'like' i become POLITICAL activist?
not sure if awake or dreaming that i just woke up
Not sure if aqu&#225;rio is a bar or a crack house
Not sure if hungover or getting the flu
not sure if this is the real world or the matrix
am i invisible or to dark to see at night
Not sure if Kony Or typical african
not sure if weiner joke or actual dog knowledge
Not sure if cute or just asian
Not sure if campainging about ugandan geopolitics or just jumping on bandwagon
Not Sure if Serious Or Not a football fan
Don't know who is worse  ferris or kony?
Invisible Children  or Invisible Money.
not sure if call me maybe is great song or the greatest song
Not sure if shoe game died or i'm getting too old for this
NOT SURE IF STUPID or JUST mike gaertner
not sure if hungover? or still drunk...?
Can't tell if gay Or just A uguide
Not sure if two aliens or just hannah and emily being themselves
Not sure if joseph kony or still from predator
NOT SURE IF I GONNA WORK OR JUST PRETEND IT
Not sure if Checking the time Or just trying to look busy
ccb bbc
Can't tell if math term or accent
not sure if i care about kony 2012 or just want likes on facebook
not sure if nice ass or just fat
not sure if these are my eyes or bikini covered boobs instead of them
i smell something... Fishy
People at my desk are speaking french I don't understand anything
Not sure if quagmire or forever alone
Can't tell if shared a video or saved uganda
Not sure if i have super powers or the children aren't invisible
Not sure if robin is dating tommi's sister or tommi's girlfriend's sister
Not SURE IF I CARE ABOUT UGANDANS OR JUST LOVE FACEBOOK TRENDS
dont know whether to root for illini or root against illini
not sure if i sharted or just warm gas
not sure if i just sharted in my pants or warm gas..
Not sure if women's day or attention hore's day
Not sure whether to bash are guest speaker in posc class for being a lobbyist or listen intently from the her side and gain some knowledge
not sure if international day for women or day for international women
Not sure if kony Or dunkin donuts
not sure if you're going to unluck thid iphone or just checking the clock
not sure if will truly help child soldiers in uganda or just reestablish western power and false altruism
'Good news everyone' my ass
not sure if will truly help child soldiers in uganda or just reestablish western power and false altruism
Not sure if you're going to unlock this phone or just checking the time
not sure if cold or amphetamine jitters
get cab on your own dont know whether you are supposed to sit in the front or back
Can't tell if microtonal or just out-of-tune
Not sure if i buy ME3 or wait for crack
Would watch KoNY VidEo  but IT's thirty minutes long
nOT sure if mugabe or kony
not sure if people stupid or they didnt paid attention to kony 2012 video
hmmm........
go to cross dressing party as transvestite
not sure if you're going to unlock your phone or just checking the time
not sure if supposed to support kony or supposed to be against
Not sure if homeless or ual lecturer
Not sure if you want to unlock or just check the time
Not sure if media researches its own facts or just takes the top comments on reddit
NOT SURE IF CK'S IS SELLING ME CHICKEN OR ROADKILL
not sure if school trip or just pe lesson
not sure if i want to unlock this phone or just to check the clock
kopi
not sure if gay or just nice
NOT SURE IF K-POP BOYBANDS ARE ACTUAL MEN OR JUST FLAT CHESTED GIRLS
Not sure if pleasantly mild hangover Or still drunk
NOT SURE I SEE A RING DIDN'T WE SAY YOU CAN't COME?
Not sure if hailey hug or someone performing the heimlich
not shure if want to unlock or just watch the time
Invisible children
not sure if mixed or just mexican
Not sure if i should be on facebook or doing homework
NOT SURE IF YOU'RE GOING TO UNLOCK THIS IPOD OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
not sure if paid by rahimafrooz to advertise or has a crush on lamisa
NOT SURE IF YOU'RE GOING TO UNLOCK THIS iPHONE OR JUST CHECKING THE CLOCK
Not sure if you're going to unlock my ipod or just check the clock
Not SURE IF GAY OR KOREAN POPSTAR
Not sure if It's called 'Uranus' or 'Urectum'
Can't tell if either house and dubstep or deadmau5
can't decide if this has become a challenge or a bloody battle to the death
not sure if your going to unlock this ipod or just checking the clock
not sure if you're going to unlock this ipod or chekcing clock
not sure if you're going to unlock this phone or just checking the clock
not sure if mac fanboy or just homosexual
Not sure if uganda is big.. Or Kony is good at hide and seek
Not sure if Kony 2012 is srs business.. Or internet trend
NOt sure if actually turned on by sociopath Or just already super into girlfriend...
not sure if about to have periods or pregnant >.<
NOT SURE IF ;) MEANS KIDDING OR NOT
not sure if genius or very stupid
Not sure if i'm his best friend or he is drunk
Not sure if dubstep or trance.
not sure if prolapse or actual pink sock
NOT SURE IF YOU LIKE ME OR JUST TROLLIN'
not sure if lafda or Prem-sambandh
NOT SURE IF TROLL  or just arsenal
Not sure if me gusta Or constipated
Not sure if your status is avant-garde poetry of if you just don't use proper grammar and punctuation
Not sure if person with psoriasis in the arid sahara desert  or a teacher in st. pat's?!
Not sure to determine the best candidate or to see if i am a lier
Not sure if i am lazy or i just hate my career
not sure if charging at me or standing still
not sure if it's plane Or if it's colored
NOT SURE IF MR CARRERA OR GARY SINISE
i don't know if you know this but you are awesome
Not sure if you're a hypocrite  oR JUST STUPID
NUK JAM I SIGURT NESE CHELSEA KA ME SHUME TROFE APO me shume menaxhera!
not sure if the librarian is a librarian or a bua
Not sure if everyone is smarter than me or they're just asian
not sure if everyone on reddit has had a gameboy cartridge battery die recently or karma whores
not sure if only farted or also shit my pants a little
not sure if glass half full or half empty
not sure if power outage or blinked
not sure if object flying by or fruit fly
Not Sure if Sarcasm Or just slightly Retarded
NOT SURE  WHO IS TROLLING WHO
not sure if assassin's creed iii or age of empires iii
not sure if i should simply walk into mordor or jog
Not sure if Michael cera Or jesse eisenberg
not sure if bailee or if a fun person
Not sure if selection monday... ...or selection tuesday
NoT SURE IF THUGS DON'T EAT Salad OR IF STUDS DON'T EAT SALAD
If thats not my sandwich why are you out of the kitchen?
Not sure if breathing heavily or darth vader
Not sure if DKE is having a Party Or If it's Just Brian's Alarm Clock Again
Not sure if arrow in knee or just stuck in sneak
dont know if pregnant... or heavily obese
Not sure if He's removing girl's clothes in dark room for scientific puprposes... ...
not sure if ugly shoe or cheap prosthetic
Not sure if actually like beer or think i do cos know i should
not sure if i support romney or just hate santorum
not sure if isoc freshers dinner or the oscars
Not sure if attracted to larger women or just enormous boobs
Not sure if humblebrag or just irrelevant
not sure if i should overslept monday or  seize it
Not sure if reddit full of reposts or i browse so slowly they get downvoted before i turn the page
Can't tell if horse or just sarah jessica parker
Not sure if tricky question or tricky question
Not sure if I'm checking out a hot blonde chick sunbathing Or if I'm about to go to jail
Not sure if 300th viewer or '300th' viewer
get ready guys the 'nexon fails' threads are coming
Not sure if tanned or just less pale
Not sure if spider money all hyped up on crack and mountain dew or hockett
not sure if dancing or conducting
This is... not my tim Hortons!
Not Sure if Worst person Alive Or Best Troll Ever
Not Sure if First world  or third world problem
DoN'T Want to vote Republican BUt DISlike OBama
Not sure if constance or hipster glasses asian
not sure if student elections  or sexiest person on campus competion
not sure if serious or extremely gullible
not sure if Brad pitt
Not sure if i'm hungry or just too drunk
Not sure if mucus is running down throat or having nosebleed
first date lets get down Biatch
Not sure if its half a pint of beer or courtney bond
Not sure if smurf or just playing with complete retards
Can't tell if it's a comedy or a bad horror movie
not sure if shiny zigzagoon or if regular zigzagoon
not sure ifi dont find the fun of minecraft or if all my  friends just act like they like it
Not sure if car is lowered or family of fat people
Not sure if he's being sincere or sarcastic
Not sure if Led zeppelin or brian wiech
Not sure if squinting or just being asian
open your eyes i see your eyes are open
Not sure if shes a feminist or just incredibly stupid
Not Sure if she is very hot or your just very very very drunk
LIMBAUGH insults SANDRA FLUKE NOT SURE IF STUPID OR SPOTLIGHTING
not sure if that's a guy or a damn ugly girl
Not sure if tea party member or talking parrot...
Not sure if real world Lockdown was a fake... or terrorists Respect our schedule of calls...
pizza delivery for a.. i.c wiener oh crud
why does clark  like pizza so much
buy uggs like girlfriend? . . . . . ?
IM NOT SURE IF IT IS  MANGA OR ANIME
20 euros for a 10 piece bucket? what... th... fuuuck...
Not sure if asian or just in fbla
not sure if r&B or hip hop
not sure if the movie is good or i just dont like it
Bug 001 Make game
Satya rao when will you leave ?
Pulling into the church With three spots left.... Let's do this!!!
Don't know if gay Or just sg@!joigndxwtf.
NoT sure if I'm Dumb Or if I juste don't know wtf you're talking about
Not Sure if hungry Or everone is really annonoying today
Not sure if messages not sending or nobody wants to talk to me
Not sure if doing french or french doing me
Not sure if sand paper or just LSU tp
Not sure if making sexual offer or honestly wants to work hard for money
NOT SURE IF COUGHING OR  SNEEZING SAYS BLESS YOU  ANWAYS
Not sure if afghanistan or golfkrigen
Not sure if drug dealer or just Alec
Not sure if I hate my gender for laughing at Keegan's jokes Or if I have a good sense of humor
Not sure if alcoholic or college student
Not sure if it's a day 1 or a day 2
not sure if stupid or just sheltered
Not sure if crying Or constipated
Not sure if I should laugh out of pity or just shake head in shame.
not sure if not tired or not stoned
not sure if genius or stupid
Not sure if cast member or really early guest
Not sure if on drugs Or just richard Simmons
Not Sure if media studies or lis
Not sure if i'm being trolled or if you're just an idiot
Not sure if  ignorant or wannabe
Not sure if he works on a farm... or just dresses like it to fit in...
not sure if good essay or professor was just an easy grader
Not sure if /deltree fix hard drive or if friend not really friend
Not sure if gingereble or la roux
nOT SURE IF HE GENERALLY WORKS OUT OR IF HE'S  FAT
not sure if im adiccted in gamming or if him just tired of my life
not sure if chick fight or aidan and a girl
Not sure if AFK OR DIDN't get reference and waiting for punchline
Can't tell if young adult or old teenager
NOT SURE IF SHITTY MEME OR THE JOKE'S TOO CLEVER FOR ME
not sure if getting haircut or transformed into a different person
Not sure if jealous Or tired of your shit
not sure if girl or duck
Not sure if you&#180;re sarcastic or mean
not sure if don't want girlfriend or just suffering from serious illness
Not sure if man or muppet
not sure if trolling or just stupid
Not sure if actually likes debate or just bob overing
Not sure if actually funny or boyfriend is trying to make me feel good
NOT SURE IF WESLEY AND TAYLOR  OR DANCE GAVIN DANCE
not sure if ageisM Or just shittY song
not sure if being sarcastic or she is really nice............
Not sure if lunch food is Real food Or fake Chicken...
not sure if i should keep ranking on flickchart or witness the birth of my child
Not sure if serious...  or just being will
NOT SURE IF DARTINGTON PERFORMANCE IN THE STANNARY OR DRUNKEN CSM STUDENTS
not sure if mr holdsworth or cARLISLE
can't tell if  p or  b
not sure if wrong or modern way of herding
Not sure if repost Or I was on the vote page earlier
Cant tell if bad landing or crashing
NOT SURE IF IT'S SAVIN OR BEYONCE
Not sure if larping or serious
Not sure if Hume is talking about Nun's clothing Or regular tendencies and practices that are hard to stop
Not sure if broken.. or saving water for an apocalypse
Not sure if Boris or lee....
NOT SURE IF IT'S AWESOME
Not sure if pop and rock school or jazz school
Not sure if sister in turban scarf muslim or sikh
Not Sure if it's insulting or a compliment
Not sure if spartan is saying hello or flipping me off
nOT SURE IF TEAMMATE OR enemy
not sure if i'm talking to shoolie or henrick wearing a hat
Can't tell if kid is Serious Or just trolling...
not sure if platy trolling or just dumbass
Not sure if paul rudd is actually funny or just really stoned
Not sure if masonic or satanic
CAn't tell if complementing my APPEARANCE  or lying to me to make me feel better
Not sure If Susan Boyle Or Ryuk
ready when you are
Not sure if kings football team or army of smurfs
not sure if child pornography or just jerry sandusky
Not sure if afro on Aizawa's Head Or just Kuriboh
NOT SURE IF CLEMANCE REALLY BEG MY PARDON OR JUST ACT
Not sure if friend  or annoying stranger
not sure if gay or just likes to grab other guys' asses
not sure if nickelback or some garage band
Not sure whos Bigger Bajant Komal or Kenny
not sure if she's a student or a hippy social activist
NOT SURE IF THE OWNER OF THIS PAGE IS SLEEPING OR JUST RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS
cant tell if upset or cooking with onions
DON'T KNOW IF TROLLING OR SHE REALLY LIKES ME
Not sure if internet broken  or if i have lost my ability to wait for things to download
not sure if funny or inappropriate
walks past white trees hmm...
not sure if that's a one way or a two way
Can't tell if 1 plus 1 equals 2 or infinity
Not sure if vietnam is a young economical tiger
Not sure if jeremy lin or just some asian wearing a lin jersey
Not sure if serious or Really serious
not sure if fifth prestige or staryu
not sure if fourth prestige or starmie
Not Sure if Korean Pop Boy Or Brian Yu
Not sure if ethanol or rum
not sure if sisters' prayer space or broom closet
not sure if kiss her ass or lick it
not sure if in ochem lecture or Lee Family reunion
Not sure if downvoted because of comment or  because of bruins logo beside my name
Not sure if I sell my soul or spend my savings to go to mexico
not sure if pot or oregano
not sure if i should post this on facebook... or reddit....
Not sure if the sun is too bright or Moon is Too dull
Not sure if status is about me
Not sure if joking Or trolling
Not sure if spelled corectly OR spellcheck stopped working
the bitches love it
Not sURE IF MR MARTIN'S DIAGNOSED SCHIZOPHRENIC OR JUST CRAZY
wait nah da maxi have room for one
Not sure Weather its a fart or a shart
Not sure if he's trying to help us or just a talecrafting troll
Not sure if it's my life or a life of ugly zombie
not sure if classics is real subject or joke
Not sure if being hit on by a dude...
not sure if shes drunk or she just likes to drag beds into the street
Not sure if I'm trapped in the friend zone or she is just waiting for me to make a move
Not sure having nightmare or simply kung fu fighting?
Not sure if going really Fast or just strong headwinds
NOt sure if anderlecht is gay team or al the other teams are not gay
not sure if UT ARLington STUdents trolling of just bad at making these
Can't tell if hit puberty or using Blazers voice changer
not sure if attractive man or masculine woman
not sure if shuffling or stomping on cockroaches
'but It's a dry heat' tourist
Not sure what just happened over here
Not sure if nicotine staining or just doesn't clean fingernails
not sure if complete nerd or using wikipedia
not sure if homeless or hipster
NOT SURE IF IS INSOMNIA OR XBOX ADDICTION
I can't tell if advertising or trolling
not sure if sarcasm or actual kudos
When you enter marchand s class she goes like Bonjour tout le monde comment sa va really loud
Not sure if serious
Not Sure If tripping or squirrel just jumped out of trashcan
Caan't tell if kris or a septic tank
Coffee grounds in mouth Not sure if should swallow
Not sure if just saw some juicy CoUtoure-wearing teenage girl Or ms. MulJi
cant tell if link is broken... or if thats that point of the joke...
not sure if its  chocolate or dogshit
not sure if it is gay seal or captain obvious
not sure if we're out of food or if gropper was first in line
not sure if her boobs grew or she got fat
NOT SURE IF I FARTED OR JUST STEPPED ON A DUCK
Not sure if whistle or tinnitus
NOT SURE IF TYPING THE LESSON... OR ON 9GAG
not sure if mosquito bites or hives
NOT SURE IF GOOD IDEA OR JUST STARVING OUT OF STUPIDITY
not sure if kids cereal box game is too hard or kids are just geniuses
Not sure if philosophy lecture or starbucks
not sure if friend is giving me his food  or a prank
oohh .. heey .....! yeah
Not sure if i got dyslexic OR teacher's handwriting
Not sURE if real weed or just fake weed. EFF you legalbuds.com!!
Not sure if Cougs are getting hotter Or im just getting older
Not Sure if just wind opened the door or jin
Not sure if she begs fOr follow ups Or she 'likes' every thing hoping to get follow upS
Not Sure if funny or really tired
Not Sure  if Fake USI News is the Parody Or The Shield
not sUrE if Extremely creepy or just good memory
Not sure if That's a joke OR Ollie Actually need his mum to book tickets
Not sure if missing a collar insignia or 3/c
Not sure If Its Mardi Gras Or Breast Cancer awareness DAy
not sure if intimidatingly attractive or ugly
not sure if intentional badly made faces or just bad photoshop..
Not sure if i'm forever alone  or i'm just too hot for everyone
DON'T KNOW IF GENUINEly MAD OR JUST HAS PMS
NOT SURE IF FUNNY BRITISH GUY OR BEING PRANKED
Not sure if my teachers are bad this semester or if i just don't care
Not sure if listening to chinese top secret plans or nicki minaj
Not sure if Thin Mints or crack
not sure if i'm unlucky or my posts that aren't funny
Not sure if trolling me or really likes Kanye west and jay-z
Not sure if i'm forever alone or i'm too sexy for everyone
not sure if phone not working or being ignored
Not sure if hot girl wants to add me... or if creeper old man wants my butthole
Not Sure if Gay Best Friend OR Boyfriend
Not sure if you shold see.. An  ophthalmologist or a gynecologist..
Not sure if 3rd xbox Or DVD player
Not sure if teacher said 'go' or 'no'
Not sure if sheldon is just just smart in big bang theory
Not sure if too young to be hot or too young to be available
Not sure if it was annually or anally
Not sure if bad at hockey or 2's defence RIDICULOUSLY good
Not Sure if common room or dfs...
Can't tell if COMPLICATED or german
Not sure if owlcage or dfs
not sure if it's a girl or a boy watching on the left corner
Not sure if she is dropping me hints or just being arrogant
Not sure if she is dropping me hints or just being arrogant
not sure if im funny or just sarcastic laugh
what if     mountain dew is really slurm?
can't tell if real glasses or lensless
changed to fb timeline and now i can't change back CHANGED TO FB TIMELINE AND NOW I CAN'T CHANGE BACK
not sure if faschings costume or just bad taste in fashion
not sure if 1 adderall  or 6
Not sure if this is an empty parking spot or just a VW bug between two SUVs
Not sure if missed my sarcasm or is passive aggressively nice
can't tell if trolling or really wants me to drive my car off a cliff
ODD
NOT sure if T9 or novel
Not sure if particularly strong Headwind Or I've finally lost it
Not sure if girl is staring because she thinks i'm cute or if it just that i'm a redhead
not sure if sony is evil or sony is evil
Not sure if orange duct tape is a prank or a  secret message
not sure if dead or just sleeping.
Not sure if art or just random lines
Not sure if i like girls in yoga pantS Or women in Jeans
not sure if i like girls in yoga pants
NOT SURE IF A HALF DECENT JAM OR THESE DOSES ARE REAL
Not suRE IF SHE GOT A NEW HAIRCUT OR JUST BRUSHED HER HAIR
Not sure if Gay or just french
Not sure if gruppe B or Bachelor
not sure if ginger or daywalker
Not sure if all women love rough sex or if reddit just attracts the wild ones
Not sure if physics class ...or just sausage fest
Not sure if black or white without color
not sure if really that stupid or just pretending
Not sure if michael learns to rock is a man or a band
Not sure If Media studies or just waste of time
not sure if orgazm or wierd rollercoaster ride
not sure if she likes me  or she just nice to everyone
what if the burka Is just a way for vampires to go out during the day
huge rack or charmin ultra stuffing
perfect EYEBROWS or sharpe permanent marker?
Is it me or TOo many thirsty dudes on this site?!?!
dont make me get my sword
Not sure if fun run or a drill to prepare us
i think i sharted
Not sure if someones in the Bathroom or if they just left the lights on
not sure if running for president or advertising a perfrume
Not sure if fake or just new to fremd
not sure if having an epileptic seizure or dubstep master
Can't tell if alan wisniewski or dwight howard
Not sure if the memes aren't funny Or if we just made too many by now...
NOT SURE IF PEPSI OR TOO MUCH COKE
NOT SURE IF WIN OR FAIL.
Not sure if lemonade Or Pine-sol
FORK THIEF IM WATCHING YOU
Not sure if it's my friends birthday    or if they've just been fraped
not sure if chris is going to rage quit or sit in pool
NOT SURE IF CALCULUS  OR JUST A WITHIN THE RUINS TAB
not sure if ugly woman  or beautiful ape
not sure if i'm coming out of sleep or coming out of coma
not sure if whale or hwale
I'm not thinking over something  I'm just Asain
Not Sure if Gay Or European
Not sure if really bad skunk or really good weed
Not sure if i should risk it or go hungry
Not sure if actual threat or just r.t. trying to appear clever
not sure if michael jackson or bruno mars
not sure if sarcasm or actual republican
NUK JAM I SIGURT NESE PO SHOH KOHA TV APO ITALIA 1
nOT SURE IF SCOUSE OR JUST LOVES LEPOARD PRINT
not sure if i should go for the girl i like or the hotter one rubbing next to me
Can't tell if hungry Or stomach virus
Not sure if child labour or just asian employees
Not sure if i'm not sure or just being casually racist towards orientals
Not sure if depressed or surrounded by assholes
Not sure if that person supports habitat for humanity or stole the parking space of someone who really does
Not sure if that's     heath ledger or joseph gordon-levitt
not sure if using the wrong meme kills the joke or we  can relate anyway
french or gay?
Not sure if am culinary genius Or merciless violator of two incompatible gastronomic traditions
not sure if asian or asleep
not sure if i'm sleepy or just bored
Can't tell if really good at basketball or playing really bad team
not sure if truth or kardiakism
Not sure if buy concert tickets now Or world is going to end
dosen ga dateng dateng! curiga ga niat kuliah !!
Conductor asked for it to be more...what? I'll just play it the same way again.
not sure if girl using big glasses or kamen rider
Not sure if talking to me or eating
Not Sure if Weekend Or Classes Cancelled
not sure if sudden black out  or just me blinking !
Not sure if deep and complex or just really stupid
Not sure if i'm totally wrong or a real mind reader
Not sure if Im smart or people are just getting more stupid
If our ceo plays with dolls what dose that say for the people we roflstomp?
not sure if causes cancer or just cancer causing
Can't tell if dubstep or optimus prime watching top gear
Not sure if it was a dream or really happened
not sure if poor customer service or having bad day
not sure if america is supporting or secretly trolling us.
Not Sure if he actually wishes me Happy Birthday Or Facebook Told Him to do so
not sure if hungry or just bored
not sure if they booked gsr or are just hanging around
Not sure if funny or just bad pokemon reference
Not sure if she's taking a long time to come Or she's coming for a long time
Not sure if incredibly lazy Or avoiding assignment
not sure either i donate $10 or $20 in the mosque donation box.
NOT SURE IF SKITTLES OR SNICKERS
not sure if girl is shitting herself or doing a duckface
Not sure if كل اللي ش?تهم النهارده مزز Or أنا اللي هيجان علي أي واحدة و السلام
not sure if I'm a bad student or my teacher is a scumbag
not sure if homeless guy is a great guy or just being nice for my money
not sure if shes just tired or if she hates me.
Not sure if still drunk or mentally ill
Not sure if good sign or bad sign
Can't tell if homeless guy is good guy greg or just being nice for my money
not sure if music professor or homeless guy
not sure if good advice or quoting a meme
Not sure if asian or just narrow eyes
Not sure if fat or pregnant
not sure if asian girl is 30 or 12
not sure if big boobs or just fat
not sure if forgot to answer me or ignoring me
Am i standing on the ground ...or the ceiling
Not sure if steve buscemi
my face while watching lost
not sure if butterflies or just hungover
Thunder or... dunder?
Hmmmmm interesting
not sure if i can count to potato
not sure if it's UB or jew-b. buff state it is!
Not sure if HYENAS in su theater or just hilarious scared scriptless show
not sure if its a woman or wolverine
not sure if friend is a b!tch or just stupid
Don't know if regular charizard or special gible
NOT SURE IF HATE FACEBOOK OR HATE PEOPLE
not sure if brazilian landing strip or hitler's mustache
not sure if my friends are talking 'bout others failed relationship or talking 'bout mine
Can't tell if horribly insensitive Or serious comment
Not sure  if these are the droids im looking for
Not sure if just really drunk or in a dream
Not sure if I smell actual shit or just downstairs hallway
Not sure if pink floyd  album stopped playing Or if it's just starting over again
NOT SURE IF THATS ABL2 OR A REAL 303
nOT SURE IF WATER OR SEE-THROUGH PEE
Jussi     KAHVIT N&#196;PPIKSELL&#196;. KUKA VASTAA?
Not sure if cool or I'm not
Memes just another way to say something witty about something no gives a shit about
can't tell if being serious or being sarcastic
Not sure if I hear an angry mob rioting or two black girls talking
8am class with good professor or afternoon class with bad professor
I dont know if brett zipse likes men or just really likes the  male genitalia
Not sure if Zero of if letter o
Not sure if frat guy is on his way to a party Or a fishing trip
not sure if smart customer or dumb secret shopper
not sure if he's going hunting or if he's in a fraternity
not sure if ugly or just mentally retarded
Not sure if foot steps in bathroom are a girl wearing heels or a guy wearing cowboy boots
Not sure if homeless or professor Alston
girls not sure if lesbians or just best friends
not sure (1) is message or a notification when in a different tab
Not sure if trolling Or genuine duckface
i wonder if... nah it can't be
Not sure if phone has no signal or nobody likes me
Not sure if the name super lintendo is clever or just racist
NOT SURE IF BEYONC&#201; OR JUST KALEB JOHNSON
Can't Tell if Just another Indiana Winter or world really about to end
not sure if 8am breakfast in hall... ...or boatie social
Not sure if i should face dining commons alone OR STARVE
not sure if hot girl with ugly friends or ugly girl with hot friends
Not sure if this is food or the matrix
all these take aways... ...yet dominos owns all
not sure if drunk or just faking
USB you're not fits the first time
Not sure is girl is unattractive or just ugly by comparison
NOT SURE IF OPEN OR JUST FRIENDLY
wHY DOES dAMNLOL LOVE SO MUCH KITTENS?
can't tell if ryan beach or steve woomert
Not sure if troll or troll hunter
NOT SURE IF GOD OR PIG
not sure if byu 'fan' or just knows nothing about sports
not sure if real or trustfund hippie
not sure if thats kevin bacon or ethan hawk
NOt Sure if nick or someone making fun of nick
Not sure if Perfume Or Tear Gas
Not sure if rehabilitated maniac... ...or greek lecturer
not sure if true story or omar just chatting shit
Not sure if hungover or dead
NOT sure if lazy or just dumb
not sure if crazy or just in a good mood
Not sure if IT'S because I'm love sports or if it's because i'm asian
Not Sure if Who'll take my place when im gone or who'll dry your tears when you cry
not sure if munchies or just really want pancakes
NOT SURE IF SKUNK OR SKUNK
NOt sure if im on faCebook or quickmeme
NOT SURE IF SHE WANTS ME OR IF SHE TAKING SHIT
Not Sure if Study Group Or just annoying chit-chatting in the library
Pas s&#251;r si on est rendu &#224; la ggi ou &#224; la ptition en ligne
Not sure if pregnant or just fat
not sure if professor wants us to answer the question or not
Not sure if classes are getting harder or I'm just getting dumber
Not sure if the traffic light is going to turn green Or I'm just not close enough
Not sure if serious or joking
Not sure if chimney Or group of asians after class
not sure if loose or just really wet
Not sure if over-explaining or if you're stupid and I have to explain
Not sure if toilet handle is wet or just cold
Not sure if playing hard to get or just doesn't like me
Cant tell if being inappropriate or being sexual
NOT SURE IF LIKES FOR BIRTHDAY OR BAD WEEK...
not sure if actually laughing or just typing lol
Potsdam Wait a minunite
potsdam wait a minute
not sure if shes really weird or just being fraped
not sure what team rosicky appeared to be playing for was it arsenal or milan? and how can we tell?
not sure if anything on the exam was in the textbook  or the textbook was lying to me
not sure if stole something or joyner alarm just scares me
Not sure if i broke through force field or screen door
tHERE'S No DOUBT IN MY MIND PEOPLE ARE USING MEMES WRONG
Not sure if open parking spot or just a small car
Not sure if dirty hipster or homeless
Not sure if doing meme right or will get loads of hate comments
not sure if router problem or ea servers
Not sure if speaking english or implanted with automatic speech converter and speaking pig latin
Not sure if I should facepalm to this 'SLIM' shit or I should laugh a shit out for their stupidity.
NOT SURE IF HOMELESS OR ART STUDENT
NOT SURE IF Johnlock or j2
nOT SURE IF JUST A FART OR EXPLOSIVE diarrhea
Not sure if anti - social or TaMS Student
Not sure if BAKER IS trying to be funny or if he really does have a small willy
Is it okay if I want to sign up for Blackpeoplemeet.com if I want to meet Black people?
DAMMIT HOPMAN! Give me some coffee!!11
NOT SURE IF HOT CHICK OR A DUDE
not sure if im paranoid or there really is a ghost
can't tell if maternity ward or high school
not sure if he goes to class or Just hangs on campus alot.
not sure if play button or well disguised pop-up
Not sure if play button or well disguised pop-up ad
NOt sure if skunk or really dank weed
Not sure if she is staring at me or the person behind me
not sure if food employee is hitting on me or just being friendly
not sure whether to go up one step at a time or two
Not sure if stupid or just vcu student
don't know whether to lock bramlett out during the code red or sit around like 'idiots!'
Not sure if drunk or key & peele is funny
one does not simply misuse a meme
not sure if she likes me or just needs something
NOT SURE IF PATHETIC OR TREND SETTER
not sure if the teacher hate me  or im just stupid
NOT SURE IF RACCON OR JUST ALESSANDRA EATING MY TRASH
NOT SURE IF TALENT SHOW... or just show.
Not sure if MICHAEL wright makes SENSE or if i'm going crazy
Not sure if wife is in the mood or just cold
NOT SURE IF THIS IS A GOOD IDEA OR IM JUST REALLY BAKED
not sure if ham fart or just stinks of shit
NOT SURE IF OBSESSED OR JUST REALLY INTO IT
not sure if couture model or bag lady
NOT SURE IF ORDINARY INCOME OR CAPITAL GAIN
did the cowboys just win a superbowl i gota get my eyes checked
Not sure if today is Valentine's Day or /r/gonewildsday
not sure if less parasympathetic innervation or just over-analyzing
NoT SURE IF VISION GOT WORSE OR IF STILL DRUNK FROM LAST NIGHT
Not sure that means what you think it means
Not sure if They're acting Or seriously stupid
Not sure if trolling or know absolutely nothing about music
not sure if inside joke or complete nonsense
not sure if rage quit or connection down
Not sure if i don't know or bad teacher
not sure if she's cute or just cute because she's wearing a gi.
not sure IF FUNNY OR TERRIFYING
not sure if colten or flaming homosexual
Not sure if someone else liked my meme or I did
Not sure if retarded Or if I just love you that much
not sure if upper gate or mix fm event
not sure if facebook or Mental Institution
not sure if it's valentines day but i'll say it anyway: Happy valentines day noobs!
not sure if valentine's day or everyone on facebook just hanged themeselves
Cant tell If fox is trolling or what he says is actually serious
Not sure if girl or duck
Not sure if hotter in modern family or happy gilmore
Not sure if movie confusing or i'm stupid
Not sure if hot snowboarder or 12 years old
Not sure if jesus or carpet stain
Not sure if Trolls or they're too stupid to know Paul Mccartney
Not sure if Redditor or found out about memes through other means
I think i just hineyed my weiner
Does not  Compute
Not Sure if Flirting Or just wishing a sweet valentine
not sure if that's ivan or Dedar
Not sure if i lost my cellphone or roommate hid it.
Not sure if i don't feel good because i haven't eaten all day or i haven't eaten all day because i don't feel good
Not sure if i'm that funny or if she's just high
Not sure if someone died or if holder raised his arms
NoT sure if really dedicated Or just read oghma infiniUm a lot
Not sure if she's high or i'm actually that funny
Not sure if that's stupid Internet law Or child pornography
not sure if i used the bathroom this morning or it was just a dream
GIRL LIKES PROFILE PICTURE
Spite Nekkid Time
get the drugs we write series 6 tonight
not sure if error message or foreign language
not sure if joking or religious
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT A BEAUTIFUL-INTELLIGENT-TALKATIVE-COMPATIBLE-HOMO SAPIEN AINT ONE Hit me
i got 99 problems but a beautiful-intelligent-talkative-compatible-homo sapien aint one hit me
Not sure if winter's coming or just cold
oh he's totally gonna tap that ass ...
BCU for kids who cant read good
not sure if mistakes or destiny
Not sure if 'fell in love' or 'found love'
not sure if everyone likes these memes or just ben lempert
not sure if 'go on leave me breathless' or 'gohan leave me breathless'
Not sure if best friends or lesbians
not sure if understands meme or just coincidence
Not Sure if math test was easy or so hard it was easy
not sure is asian  or mexican
Not sure if they're gay or frat brothers
not sure if stupid or Just woman
Not sure if female or effeminate male
NOT SURE IF GENUINELY WORRIED OR LOOKING FOR PRAISE
not sure if whitney houston or just oprah.
not sure if just told a joke or being smug
Not sure if need to shit or just massive fart
not sure if drank too much or not enough
Not sure if travelled back in time to middle ages or just the UCF Laire club
not sure if travelled back in time to middle ages or just ucf laire club's weekly sword fight
Not sure if kidding or actually wants me to find internship myself
Can't tell if sarcastic... or just plain selfish
Roses are red.. i guess?
not sure if will get drunk or get drunk
not sure if riding the fall of civilization or leading the charge
Not sure if celebrities are dying naturally or god is just really picky with what he wants to listen to in heaven
Not sure if michael mcintyre or hannah haines-horan
Not sure if bunbary missing or hide and seek champion
not sure if insult or compliment
not sure if drunk or looking through steamed window
not sure if odd time... or out of time...
not sure if i just studied 50 pgs.. or if i was just daydreaming
not sure if racist or if minorities are reverse racist
can't tell if wetherspoons or homeless shelter
Not sure if smarter Or the world becoming stupider
NOT SURE IF I JUST STUDIED 90 PAGES OR IF I WAS JUST DAY DREAMING
not sure if argument or just saying words
Not sure if i want to party with a stoned reimers or chill with a drunk reimers
b34 NOt sure if Bingo or Breast Size
Not sure if tyler durden or  dirtyhauke
Some loser programmed a generator for this crap
not sure if satire or fandom are absolute morons
YOu Bastard Go away
not sure if im just great or symboll of greatness
not sure if professor beneke or ginger santa claus
NOT SURE IF PICKING FRUITS OR PICKING HUSBANDS
Not sure if you get good grade on math quiz or just Scumbag Steve
Not sure if parking spot empty or a smart car
not sure if lag or im noob
Not sure if Phil's comment Is serious Or sarcastic
Not sure if /r/wtf or /r/japan
Not sure if you forget to text back Or dont want to text back?
not sure if drunk or stupid
Not sure if Piotr Or Russian Mobster
NOT SURE IF CRAMMING OR ACTUALLY LEARNING
Not sure if joined to the matrix or at anime convention
NOT SURE IF THATS A QUESTION OR SEEKING ATTENTION
Not sure if teacher is speaking english or teaching us this math in his native tongue
Not sure if parking spot emtpy Or Taken by smart car
NOT SURE IF ERG IS BROKEN OR JUST INSANELY STRONG
not sure if ignoring me or facebook chat isn't working
Not sure if mentally handicapped or thought impression was funny 7 times
not sure if fat or just retarded
not sure if pot or actual skunk near the hill
NOT SURE GIRL WANTS ME TO SAY YES OR AGREE
Not sure if Whitney Houston is dead Or just Another twiTter prank
I dont awalys post memes but when i do
Not sure if Meme Or me ME
not sure if light flickered Or blinked
Not sure if you are just scratching yourself or if you are masturbating
not sure if i missed facebook or waisting my time
Not sure if capture the crown or asking alexandria
fart or shart? Dare to risk it?
not sure if there are too many facebook memes post or its just me
not sure if it's repost or if already saw it in the trending/vote page
Can't tell if troll application or just really
not sure if he is really jerking off or zip caught his winger
not sure if Dumb or just too lazy
Not sure if i lost any money last night or genuinely spent it all
Not sure if she really enjoys to see me or just want a cheap bag carrier
Not sure if unfriended or if facebook is broken
Not sure if every girl is attractive or just haven't been laid in a while
Maybe if i act like i cant see the board no one will know im high
Not sure if friend zoned Or just frigid
Either I'm about to fight a boss... or in AUDB
Not Sure if he loves cats or he wishes girlfriend dies in house fire
Not sure if it's a fart or explosive diarrhea
not sure if aced exam or bombed it
Not sure if updating resolution or just really bad picture quality
NOT SURE IF PURPOSELY CREATING TERRIBLE MEMES Or Just Stupid
Not sure if negative karma troll or just really really stupid
Not sure if i should like this or if it would be weird if i did
Not sure if serious or the onion
Not sure if university meme pages clever  Or troll breeding grounds
Not sure if dying Or just tired
nao sei se  o yev ou o johnny depp
Not sure if athletic or a blind squirrel finding a nut
not sure if o marilson &#241; pega mulher  ou as mulheres &#241; pegam o marilson
Not sure if i understand memes
Not sure if liberal arts professor Or Homeless guy
not sure if lift to underpass or giant glass urinal
Not sure if watching play or joining cult
Can't tell if trolling or didn't get joke
NOT SURE IF THIS IS DELICIOUS OR I'M  JUST REALLY DRUNK
Not sure if ilc Computer lab is meant for students or homeless people
Not sure if she's attractive or just only girl in the office
Not sure if it's colder inside student house or outside
Not sure if trolling or terrible at making memes
Not sure if things are getting too spicy for the pepper
Not Sure if trolls or clueless people
not sure if that guy is backing out of that spot or if he's just getting here
not sure if gen x'er is mad at me or JUST BROODING ABOUT THE WORLD - AGAIN
not sure if you're joking or serious
not sure if at marketplace or soup kitchen
not sure if wearing shorts for fun or first year from U hall
Not sure if promoting week of love or rubbing it in that I'm still single
not sure if that's bradley or the bradley look-alike
not sure if pedo or mr rae..
NOT SURE IF BOMB OR A LOAD OF SHITE
Not sure if Gen x'er is mad at me or just actually mad at the world
not sure if  「??or「を?
Not Sure What i signed
Not sure if moses did something or tommy trying to sing nicki minaj
Cant tell if seat on 25 is damp or just cold
not sure if infomercial Or just really long commerical
not sure if tobacco or mold
not sure if adult or teenage mexican
Not sure I can see the board from here zzzzzzz...
surrounded by cool auburn pr students... life is good!
not sure what dr. wong is talking about but won't ask in fear of humiliation
Not sure if people don't want to contribute or they don't know how
Not sure if Troll Or Just stupid
Not sure if you ignored the bcm decal sign or just an idiot
dunno if asian or hot mexican
Not sure if phone broken Or not texting back
not sure if paper or people being loud when im trying to study for my chem exam
not sure if fancy mike or lunice & hudson mo
Not sure if buzzer was a goal or the end of a period
not sure if joking or if i actually need to pay for this plastic utensil
Not sure if internet sucks in Library Or just my Computer
Not sure if Internet sucks in Library or just my computer
Not sure if Fry's electric is an actual place or if I'm being trolled
Not sure if Chrishawn has swag or just bad limp
Don't know if joking or real credit card
To ride dirTy on the golf cart Into lecture Or not....
not sure ıf reposts are ıncreasıng on these days or ıt ıs 'repost february'
not sure if moving rucksack or s1
Not sure if drunk and well dressed or gay
not sure if orange or spray tan
not sure if this music is ethnic or just shit
makes meme for school doesn't understand how meme works. LMAO
oh ok i see you...
Cant tell if shes really hot or dansih
NO  COMPUTE
not sure if taste of china or roadkill
oh ok i see you..
not sure if patelco is a real bank
not sure if thats a Girl or justin bieber
Not sure if female engineer Or in the wrong lecture
Meme generator why should i use this?
not sURe iF tHe hot page never updated or i check 9gag too often
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR rEALLY A CLASSY GIRL
can't tell if bath uni student or just some prick in a hollister hoody
Not sure if Everyone rathers the 90's Or We just hate 2012
not sure if dude singing in quad is practicing for something or just insane
Exam tomorrow captioning uta memes now instead
not sure if god or just morgan freeman
not sure if madness or sparta
not sure if asylum or morcambe on wednesday
Not sure if in oak house or cold war bunker
can't tell if cd is skipping or just really good dubstep
not sure if raging alcoholic or iowa student
Not sure if stanford kicker sucks or its just cuz he's a freshman
Not sure if Tired or just already sleeping
NOT SURE IF WOMEN WITH LOW SELF ESTEEM CREATED VALENTINES DAY OR CUPID DID...
not sure if its the evil cat that lurks outside or justin beibers voice im hearing
not sure if hungry? or procrastinating studying...
Not sure if bait or disconnect
Not sure if the 3000 9gag pictures posted each day are actually making me laugh or just pissing me off
nOT SURE IF PEOPLE UNDERSTAND MEMES OR JUST DESPERATE FOR 'LIKES'
not sure if library or asian narcoleptics conVENTION
Not sure if squinting or just asian!
YOU ARE TROLLING aND ARE RETARTED
not sure if addicted to bagels or just like bagel man
Not Sure if trolling or just incredibly stupid
not sure if commenting on my glasses or just doesn't understand the meme
Can't tell if this is wet or just cold
not sure if the H BUS Took ME TO busch or korea
WAITS FOR ELEVATOR TO GET FULL RELEASES ANGRY FART
not sure if dishes are clean or have yet to be washed
Not sure if unknowingly leading them on or they're just to dumb to know rejection
not sure if drinking coke... or pepsi
Not sure if Garage Or Bar
not sure whether to fap  or sleep with ugly chicks
See girl at church hug or high five?
Buys packet of Oreos at Kelly 'that'll be $22'
is it me... or is the tv just a bunch of crap?
Not sure if tattoo is on leg Or shoulder
Not sure if people on facebook gets memes slow or if they're just dumb
Not sure if my professor is wearing hooker heels or just a hooker
not sure if Dj Screw is a genius or I'm just really
Not sure if raising hand or just stretching
Not sure if should get up to let pregnant girl sit or if it'll be awkward 'cause she's just fat
not sure if quiestion is insanly easy or trap
not sure stood on crap or the tower basement is leaking sewage again
not sure if inside joke or just trolling
Not sure if cake Or just a lie
Not Sure if my fella is actually funny or if he got all his jokes off reddit
not sure if i opened internet explorer or that i should buy a new computer
Not sure if cat wants a belly rub or just wants to ensnare my hand with claws and teeth
LIFE... IS a beach
not sure if hobo or townie
not sure if gained weight or pants shrunk
not sure if memes are difficult to understand or everyone on FACEBOOK is an idiot
MICROSOFT CALLS ME UP Y U kNOw MY NAME?
not sure if stupid  or just freshman
not sure if troll or complete dumbass
Not sure if tired or lazy
Not sure if red bull Granny  or just madonna
WHY DOOR NOT PULL OPEN IN LIBRARY
Not sure if maintenance Or just down
Not sure if 'authority' has to do with power or has to do with writing books
not sure if people like me or just always wish people happy birthday on facebook
not sure if trying to be cool or just stupid
Not sure if the giants won or if they're excited for the other team
Not sure if singing Soulja boy  or ligeti
not sure if clothes on wrong way up or anatomically freaky
not sure if stupid or just trolling
Not sure if functional dependency Or Transient Functional dependency
not sure if some of 9gaggers copying from funnyjunk.com or funnyjunkers is copying from 9gag
NOT SURE WHETHER TO SPONSOR LIBRARY CHAIR OR START REPAYING STUDENT LOAN
NOT SURE IF CLASSMATE HAS REAL QUESTION OR JUST SHOWING OFF
not sure if classmate has a legitimate question or just showing off
holiday in thailand not sure if lady-boy or just ugly
not sure if i shit or farted maybe sharted
Not sure if normal pokemon or just similar coloured shiny
not sure if hinting at something or just commenting
Ash catches 6 pokemon a region not sure if picky or just shit at catching
Edison: Not sure if terribly self-confident or in denial
1v1 with terran Maybe i should gg now
Not sure if skrillex or just really ugly girl
Not sure if ugly or too much make-up
not sure if amputee or scracthing back
Not sure if ghost car or a shitty ford
Not sure if awesome or just standard
not sure if legit contest or ploy to gather personal information
superbowl party i hate football
not sure if i should hang up or just listen to snoring
Not sure if ugly girl  ugly boy
Not sure if flirtiNg Or just wants my money
not sure if contacts in wrong eyes or just blurry
Not sure if facebook or Espn
when eating her out she pushes you away not sure if youre awesome or she really wants you to stop
not sure if lost balance or sat down in the end zone on purpose
Not sure if voice dropping Or sick
so i was balls deep in a jar of mayo should of made a sandwich before that
not sure if i'm sleepy or it just myope
Not sure if make a scene really hot or just because maxim in it
not sure if blind or drunk
not sure if college is supposed to be this Stressful or I'm just doing it wrong
Not sure if he's being sarcastic or he is just an idiot....
Can't tell if awesome or offensive
Not sure if flea market or mini Mall
Not sure if reality Tv or reality
not sure if metrosexual ... or just persian
Antoine dodson Not sure if male or female
Not sure if Delirium tremens... or just not eating until 6pm everyday
Not sure if sens are good or waiting to let us sweep them in playoffs
Eating at 4 a.m. Not sure if late dinner or early breakfast
DON'T EAT HER PIZZA YOU LOSER-TURD-NUGGET
Not sure if female classmates are actually interested or just trying to get me to do their homework
Not sure if hangovers are getting worse or becoming more aware of how bad alcohol is for me
not sure if hangover or still drunk
dio o cane?
not sure if dubstep or robocop mastrubating
Not sure if trolling or just haar op je teen
study at weldon?.... or post memes on everyones walls
not sure if schulich students are elitist douchebags or the greatest trolls ever
Not sure if chicago has rodent problem  Or just dave bolland
not sure if he's a jerk to everyone or just a jerk to me
Not sure if firend zone or gay
not sure if bored with reddit or turning into digg
Not sure if freight train or darren liu
NOT SURE WHETHER BARTENDER SERVED ME KNOWING I WAS DRUNK OR IF I'M JUST REALLY GOOD AT ACTING SOBER
Not sure if in calculus class or meeting for people with bunny-ear iphone cases
NOT SURE IF ITS A GIANT HOBO OR JUST HAGRID
Not sure IF WANTS ME OR JUST NICE GIRL
not sure if feminism is retarded  or effandism is awesome
Not sure if fart or queef
Not sure if fart or queef
not sure if homeless or just uoft grad
Not sure if hipster
Not sure if insane man or Newt Gingrich
not sure if trolling or stupid christian
not sure if people don't know there are examples of how to use me or they don't know how to read...
Not sure is sasquatch  line up is out Or if sasquatches have invaded our homes
not sure IF CONCEITED OR PHONE WAS HIJACKED
NOT SURE IF HE REALLY THINKS IT'S CLOSE ENOUGH OR JUST RETARDED
N&#227;o tenho certeza Se desaloquei a mem&#243;ria
can't tell if friend is typing or if someone is pretending to be her
not sure if he is dancing kuduro.. or being raped by a ninja
not sure if bender or flexo
Not sure if Redditors or just hopped on Meme bandwagon
FAW: The cow jumped over the moon The Cow Jumps or the moon
Not sure if my mum in the 80's Or young hipster
Not Sure if sex offender or just procrastinating
NOT SURE IF BRIGHT OUT OR JUST REALLY HIGH
Not  sure if female from behind or just man with really pretty hair
GUELPH: NOT SURE IF UNIVERSITY OR EXPENSIVE DAYCARE
not sure if forgot to buy juice or vanessa drank it all
NOT SURE IF IXPRESS TO CONESTOGA OR PLANE TO CHINA
Not sure if delicious onion smell or disgusting b.o.
Not sure if i failed chem or  The teacher screwed up
Not sure if getting dumber or just finally permafried
not sure if serious discussion or another thread with spiderman spam
Not sure if getting dumber or just finally permafried
Not sure if nailed the test or didn't know anything
wonts to play mw3 and skyrim but cant decide plays mw3 and goes 1-20 then plays skyrim and dies by giant
Not sure if andi really meant it or if he's just drunk again.
not sure if sexual deciece maybe center
NOT SURE IF IT'S A REPOST OR I JUST FORGOT TO LIKE IT
not sure if clairvoyant or just high
Aliens I see all the things
not sure if it's you beautiful or if it's me got drunk
Not sure if facebook trolling or actually into guys
not sure if real or chuck testa
not sure wheter to use philosoraptor or CONSPIRACY KEANU
Not sure if learning 8 hours a day or pretending not to be stupid 8 hours a day
Not sure if retared Or kyle kroning
not sure if new feature is actually broken or just internet Explorer
Can't tell if faking it until i make it or making it
not sure if thall or thall
Can't tell if i'm really awesome Or i haven't reached the real boss yet
Not sure if playing game with kid Or kidnapping him
not sure if I like myself or like that other people like me
not sure if '#5 south gordon' Or 'sorry bus full'
Not sure if deep thought or just retarded
NOT SURE IF IM A DOG... OR A CAT.
NOt sure if question or statement
not sure if the dude at guy metro is dead or just sleeping
Not sure if tomorrow is a-day or b-day
everyone in dc looks like this
make it eaasy on yourself blink
Not sure if taking notes or just doodling
Not sure if confused or of asian origin
not sure if code works
Not sure if phone is acting up or people only respond to texts once per day
Not sure if Willy wonka is legit or worlds most loved pedofile
Not sure if breath smells really bad  or dog just farted
NOT sURE IF TROLL OR JUST FRUSTRATEd
NOT SURE IF GIRLS LIKE WATCHING THE BACHELOR OR IT IS ONE HUGE INSIDE JOKE
Not sure if being out trolled or don't want to live in this world
Not sure if referring to me or if talking about that ai she's dating
Not sure if Friend Online Or Computer dirty
OK BABE CHANGE YOUR CLOTHES I WON'T LOOK
Not usre if fishing for COMPLIMENTS or just TRULY hates herself
IS that a topless chick or am i just drunk?
not sure if just too few hotels or just to late to book a snow vacation
don know if it&#180;s friday or fry day
Not sure if the actual country or the name of a bar
not sure if I a word
Not sure work easy or just slacking
Not sure work easy or just slacking
Not sure work easy or just slacking
Not sure if hacked OR JUST OPENNING UP
ASOS Not SURE IF DON'T LIKE CLOTHES OR HIPSTER WEARING THEM
not sure if is troll or just idiot
Can't tell if trolling Or just confused
Not sure if mistake or meant to offend
Not sure if retarded or actually brave
Not sure if relieved or angry
NOT SURE IF LOADING OR
Not sure if video game  or reality
why cant i see the 3d tv ...
not sure if troll  is obvious
Not sure if serious or best troll ever
Not sure if joking or just ricer
Hmmmmmm!!!! Not sure if you're crazy Or if you're really just a horse
Not sure if TROLLING OR SERIOUS
Not sure if 9gag is original or just linking stuff for the 9th time
should i give some advice or just send awkward emoticon
not sure if repost or deja vu
hmm.  he looks like a bender
not sure if speaking innu or just mumbling
not sure if watching wnba or nba
NOT SURE IF IGNORING ME OR ACTUALLY OFFLINE
not sure if you're nice or just a playboy
not sure if drunk or subcontractor
NOT SURE IF DEAD OR JUST CHUCK TESTA
not sure if bored or trying to create good meme
is test open or closed book? not sure if it makes a difference
can't tell if question is stupid or from peerwise
Not sure if stupid or just trolling
not sure if i speak unclearly or they're just deaf
not sure if these girls are awesome or just crazy and gross
Can't Remember If I'm in New Uploads Or came from Front Page
not sure if  gusta
Not sure if girlfriend's mom is hitting on me or just nice
Not sure if this Resume Serious Might Hire him anyway
not sure if beaver or ale
can't tell if pregnant or really fat
Not sure if pronounsed tomato or tomaaato
BOOBS MY eyes look like boobs
Not sure if that was a really wet fart or i just totally shit myself
not sure if kenny or clever advertisement
I REALLY NEED TO STOP WANKING
Not sure if Reality show or actual Republican debate
Not sure if socially awkward or just weird
No overtime Not doin oddBall
not sure if i'm socially awkward or just weird
Not sure if faTE OR DESTINY
Not sure if haters Or not Funny
Ricardo watches you
not sure if frozen or just loading slow
Not sure if bad luck Or god trolling
Don't know IF SHE IS A GENIUS OR i'AM REALL STUPID
Not sure if girl is cute Or adjusted to unattractive college
True? .......... Or false...
not sure if i am in mmb or in mt
NOT SURE IF FUNNY OR UPVOTE CUZ IM DRUNK
can't tell if diarrhea from stomach flu or from drinking too much coffee
Not sure if photoshoped... Or just real
Not sure if she caught me checking her out or i caught her checking me out
NOT SURE IF FLIRTING OR WORKING FOR TIP
Not sure if Internet Is slow Or Quickmeme is just trolling
obama bringing tears to my eye not sure if heard speech before
Smart Car Dumb Person
Im gay OPOP
Not sure if stupid or just confusion
not sure if wrestling or gay sex
not sure if doing well on essay or verbal diarrhea
NOT sure if zombie toilet or just...
not sure if artificial intelligence or shockingly apropos random answer
Not sure if think twice or mana leak
Not sure if dubstep or just robot back massage
ME YOU PATTYCAKE rIGHT NOW
you pervet get away from me
not sure if spelled wrong or not a word
not sure if #matkapuhelininfo or gay parade
Not sure if acta censoring my internet or connection lags
Not sure if apple juice OR VEGETABLE OIL
not sure if chips are stale or just kettle baked
not sure if stupid or just uottawa graduate
Not sure if politician or very bad comedian
is she fat? hmm..doesnt matter
not sure if serious or just random quote
not sure if bad sex reference or good joke
Not sure if ivana is beautiful or just too sexy for her shirt ;)
Not sure if
not sure if facebook was made for college students or kids?
Not sure if sore from yesterday or the day before...or last week
NOT SURE if im loling or Xboxing
Not sure if Sorority Chick Or Clown Dressed in Leather Boots
not sure if noob or just aliased pro
nOT SURE IF WE ARE BOTH IN LOVE OR JUST AFRAID OF THE FRIENDZONE
Not sure if new tanker or Forum Troll
ACTA Passed not sure if memes survive
Not sure if picture  Is of a dude or chick
Not sure if sincere apology or troll response
Not sure if actually complimenting Or just being patronising
Not sure if pepe or chuck norris
Not sure if Bear Friendly Or just retarded
sANTORUM IGNORES GAY SOLDIER'S SERVICE sECRETLY GAY HIMSELF?
not sure if moron or just watches a lot of fox news
not sure if that was a fart
I need sunglasses To play BF3
Not sure if being funny or confused about how ELECTORAL votes work
not sure if peepeepoopooh or poopoopeepee mcdooder
not sure if i just pooped not wearing any pants doesn't matter
Not sure if song lyrics or bashing someone
Not sure if asian or just squinting
Pigsnacks food of Gods?
Not sure if stoned or just really
Not sure if T.A. is Hot Or if i'm just really deprived
Cant tell if Serious Or just been on OCN too long
not sure if he's serious or just stupid?
Not sure if he's a ladies man or a homosexual
Not sure if he's great with women or if i'm just really bad
left 65 page contract open all weekend word asks if want to save when i return monday
Not sure if Flirting or want my money
Can't tell if google translate failed ...or if really stupid
JEB SIĘ MISIAKU
Not sure if that asian dude is chinese
not sure if i killed cookies or muffins?
not sure if competing keywords or i dont know products...
Not sure if smells like weed or dead skunk
not sure if i recognize that asian kid from class or being racist
Not sure if it's vaginal inflammation or a berry to cover up the putrid smell
not sure if devil is evil since god killed people more than devil.
Not sure if she likes me or shes just being friendly
not sure if people will notice i stink or the smell isn't strong enough
NOT SURE IF HE HAS PRO SKILLZ OR hacks
no sure if demi's mad or trolling me
Not sure if Flirting Or Just Being Friendly.
I dont always use me memes wrong  but when i do potatoe
Not sure if troll or mentally retarded
not sure if its a walrus  or carls gf
not sure if trending page is stuck accidentally or on purpose to get pablo stanley more likes
not sure if hypochondriac or actually dying
not sure if wrong password or misspelled
NOT SURE IF FUNNY WHILE COMMITTING OR COMMITTING WHILE DRUNK
NOT SURE IF WITTY COMMIT OR DRUNK COMMIT
Not sure if gay or just joking
not sure if nokia is dead or just stopped making phones
nOT SURE IF HOT GIRL SMILING AT ME OR TO THE PERSON BEHIND ME
Not sure if michael jackson is black or white
Can't tell if real argument or joking
Not sure if serious or just retarded
Not sure if bot or actual person
Not sure if didn't watch any movies or only watched bad movies
not sure if putbill... or pitbull
Not sure if going to hell for piracy or for watching glee
Not sure if it's still dark outside or if it's a rainy day
Not sure if more worried about Acta or pcip
not sure if fireworks or gun shot
Not sure if it's still really early or if i've slept straight through daylight
No applications needed seems legit
Not sure if my eyes are swollen or if i need glasses
Year of Dragon Or year of hacker?
NOT SURE IF DREAM OR DIVINE PROPHECY
Can't tell if facebook hacked or just ben
Not sure if trolling or just 9fags
Not sure if it really is Brain or a typo
BrowsiNG sites about sopa & acta not sure if lag or government checking on me
Not sure if too many posts about sopa or to little posts about everything else
Not sure if hungry or just really bored
not sure if she likes me  or just trolling
NOt sure if retarded or just american
Not sure if trolling Or just stupid opinion
not sure if workload means i can't have a drink tonight or that i need one
Not Sure if trolling or just bolton
Not sure if serious... Or just Ignorant.
not sure if low sodium or arrow in the knee
Not sure if i actually enjoy raves or just really like doing drugs
not sure if crying tears of joy or sad
Not sure if too friendly or hitting on me
nOT SURE IF LIKES ME OR JUST WANTS A MASSAGE
not sure if noob or cod player
not sure if a ham samich' or cheese
not sure if twitter is down because of football or anonymous
not sure if not sure or just asian
Gerben Taanman     not sure if just stupid or su&#239;cide attempt
nOT SURE IF SHE IS PLAYING HARD TO GET OR FRIENDZONING
not sure if stupid or brilliant
not sure if song is popular or roommate just plays it 24/7
Not sure if Flamenguista or just favelado
Not sure if download button or identical advertisement that looks like button
Not sure if dat sik? ...or chapstick
don't know if good idea or really good idea...
NOT SURE IF RAISIN COOKIE OR CHOCOLATE CHIP
Not sure if manly woman or womanly man
Not sure if you're uploading a video or just stalling
not sure if i'm famous or i got more haters
not sure if its tomato or tomato
Not SURE IF IRRATIONAL OR JUST IGNORANT
Not sure if i should power up the bass cannon or let the bass cannon kick it
So you say I have to buy the data plan EVEN THOUGH I HAVE WIFI AT HOME WORK AND SCHOOL Ohh
Not sure if caalum kilpatrick or caalum killed patrick
Not sure if bird's egg or testicle
cant tell whether you've died or internet just shite
Not sure if Dawidz or feeder
not sure if lying or omitting the truth
Teacher told me that my eye mirrors everything i see not sure anymore if my right hand is on the left
so teacher told me my eye turns everything upside down and mirrors it not sure anymore which one is my right and left thumb
NOT SURE IF I'TS SNOWING OR SNOW GUSTING FROM TREES
Not sure if girls are becoming vegan because of animial cruelty  or because it's the new cool thing to do
is bullying is real or just sensative lil pricks
yoU SAY i NEED THE DATA PLAN EVEN THOUGH I HAVE WIFI AT HOME WORK AND SCHOOL oHH
Not sure if question or song lyric
not sure if satire or just stupid
not sure if nice newcomer or spammer
Don't know if guy emo or girl hipster
NOT SURE IF STUPID OR JUST BEING CLEVERLY IRONIC
not sure if joking or just scientifically illiterate
Says can't jam because studying up at 1:30am on facebook
sopa u mad bro?!
Not sure if not sure
NOT SURE IF  IM SURE
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR JUST DIDN'T GET IT
not sure if really popular or facebook friends are useless
Not sure if autocorrect or she doesn't know difference between your & you're
In today's time
Not sure if ignorant Or just Republican
cant tell if the bass is shaking the light in my room or if it's effecting the electrical system itself
not sure if smell really good or really bad
nOT SURE IF Campaign event OR AMERICAN IDOL
not sure if gay or just transvestite
not sure if sopa is dopa or just mentally retarded
Cant tell if white executive sociopath or successful black man in reverse
nOT SURE IF Campaign event OR AMERICAN IDOL
Not sure if stupid or... wait... just stupid
I just farted wait
Not sure if trolling me or trolling daniel?
Cant tell if you know what Sopa is or is just jumping on Bandwagon
Not sure if the kid is stupid or i'm being trolled
not sure if dubstep is playing or had too much nitrous
not sure if having a birthday or just getting a year older
Cheerleaders motives or huge distraction
NOT SURE wich of Sopa or vevo i hate the most
not sure if sarcastic  or new to reddit
not sure if alcoholic or just in college
not sure if movie or videogame
Not sure if stupid or just wanting attention
Not sure if flirting or just this friendly to everyone
not sure if loading boop
Not sure if slow internet or internet stopped working
not sure if osama bin laden or 7 eleven worker
not sure if i hate soviet russia or soviet russia hates me
not sure I like the music or just the video
Not sure if 'frontside ollie' or 'complete garbage'
Not sure if you're complimenting me  or you are being sarcastic
Not sure iF THIS MEME IS CLEVER OR JUST SOUNDS GOOD TO ME
NOT SURE IF SOMEBODY JUST LEFT THEIR DRINK OR IT'S BEEN POISONED
not sure if siblings or married
NOt sure if wike is down or if world is ending
Not sure if wike is down ....or if world is ending
not sure if ignoring me or if your phones dead
Not sure if typing or if fb chat is screwing up again
not sure if from da hood... ...or just retarded
Cant tell if trolling or just stupid
not sure if he's a boy or an ugly girl... or an alien
Not Sure IF Scottish Or Gay
Not sure if hungover more easily or just drink more
Hmmm Not sure if radiator...  or hot wall extension?
Not sure if just video on her fb wall or indirect message i should get
jei nupjau?iau jai pirštus...
Not sure if they are really nice Or just want my money
Cant tell if nikko or banana
Not sure if stupid Or just stupid
not sure if the month has 31 days or just 30
Not sure if two eyes or bobbies
2 Guys screwing a robot is still gay
mgcos(alfa) (coeff attrito) h/sen (alfa)
Not sure if master Yi is fed or noob champion
Hears 'en f&#229;r' somewhere in the background not sure if erik or laura anymore
not sure if I brought a gun to a knife fight or if opponent brought knife to a gun fight
Not sure if shrinkage Or the real size
Not sure if a really ugly girl or normal looking guy
Can't tell if javier bardem or gerard butler
not sure if girl is on first few floors or takes stairs to avoid awkward elevator ride with me
cant tell if my doorbell or the one on tv
not sure if sopa is censorship  or biggest troll
Can't Tell if Ginger or just ugly
Y u no use right image?
NOT SURE IF SATIRE OR JUST IGNORANCE
Not sure if going to more annnoyed by 'what i did during the balck out' posts or all the posts today about how annoying the blackout posts are going to be
Not sure if friend is just a true football fan or suffering from severe bipolar disorder
Not sure if elitist or just hipster
not sure if high or that dog is really flying
not sure if sarcasm or just blonde
NOT SURE IF YOU DIDN'T SEE MY MESSAGE OR IS IGNORING ME
not sure if i'm drunk or u rly became pretty
Not sure if complement or insult
Cant tell if joking Or actually DOESN'T realize what they said.
not sure if crappy music or blender cats
hm
not sure if baby crying  or just cat complaining
not sure post language reads italian with english accent
Cant tell if undercooked Or cooked to perfection
NOT SURE IF BIRTHDAY oR mlk dAY
not sure if cliche or orignial
Not sure IF Stoned Or Just Really Tired
not sure if back aching or kidneys failing
NOT SURE IF DYSLEXIC OR JUST STUPID
Not sure if trolling or actually likes club penguin
were those razor bumps? or space herpies?
NOT SURE IF HIP NEW IRONIC FASHION OR JUST LOSER
not sure if pontifical university or  royal university
not sure if he's dead or not alive
Not sure if signing up for muay thai is stupid or smart
Not Sure If Ginger Or Just Strawberry Blonde
not sure if kevin parra is shit  or shit is kevin parra
Not sure IF Stoned Or Just Really Tired
not sure if stupid or just American
not sure if hermes is least funny or if i am actually racist
not sure if hermes is least funny
Not sure if /r/creepy or /r/rule34
No Yes
NOT SURE IF GOD OR JUST TRANce music
not sure if excited or sarcasm
not sure if middle-aged woman or teenage boy.
Why's this chode using my laptop?
Not sure if no one likes my post or number of likes equal number of dislikes
not sure if joking or insane
Why THis Kolaveri Kolaveri DI?
Not Sure If Justin Trudeau In Drag  Or Chantal Herbert
Not sure If Texans lost or the ravens got lucky
If I find the egg... will he be back?
Not sure if i see what you did there or are completely clueless
not sure if he's completely oblivious or not interested
not sure if camping or securing area
Because there's like nothing i can do there. No events
Not sure if a real baby is crying or it is a sound affect for a christmas service
not sure if black or just dominican
not sure if you don't know where to put eggs or just stupid
you changed again facebook why?
not sure if trolling or just stupid
Not sure if uw internet is just terrible or jobmine is slow as hell
I don't always use memes but when i do
Not sure if shitty ava or crappy
not sure if avatar or ugly photo
Not sure if sure or not sure
not sure if new friend is fbi profiler or just a complete racist
Not sure if tRue but surely funny
Not sure if social commentary Or LSD trip
Not sure if there's a new virus or it's because of my birthday...
Not sure if repost  or been in trending for too long
Can't tell if serious Or sarcasm
not sure ıf old lady drıver or runnıng out of gas
not sure become to gay. if they handsome.
not sure if everyone is trolling or everyone is retarded
noT sURE IF REaLLY BaD at MaKING JoKEs OR just Stupid
Not sure if lowering standerds or just good player.
Not sure if attractive man or ugly woman
not sure if politician or completely inept and idiotic religious guy
not sure if big head or dwarf
not sure if virus or just another useless process
not sure if justin bieber looks like a girl or girls look like him
Not sure if my pc is great or my friend's console is crap
not sure if sleepy or high
Not sure if inappropriate post or i just misunderstood
Cant tell if facebook photo is hot or just photoshopped
Not sure if I have a sinus infection or just want to watch my big ass tv
Not Sure if that looks like a homing shot or if it's Like that shot chases me...
Not sure if unenforced or numerical error
Not sure if hitting on me or just hates my boyfriend
Not sure if really old trying to look younger or really young trying to look older
Kas HIIR T&#214;&#214;LAUAL mahub suhu?
not sure if losing mind or if it's lost already
not sure if losing mind or if lost already
Not sure if starting to show or have eaten too many cakes
not sure if bartzz or bartez
kim possible               not sure if upper lip or mustache
Not sure if i'm tired or if i don't wanna work
Not sure which one is worst pEOPLE WHO JUDGE PEOPLE 'OR' PEOPLE THAT JUDGE PEOPLE WHO JUDGE PEOPLE
Not sure if on drugs or just stupid and tired
not sure if aim bots or bang shot across the map
NOT SURE IF JOHN5 OR WILL FERRELL
i dont always ask questions in class but when i do i make sure everybody doesnt know
not sure IF retarded or vodka
Not sure if hot chick in class staring at me likes me or just disgusted
Not sure if I'm next iron chef or muchies
NOT SURE IF PROFESSIONAL COLORATURA SOPRANO OR JUST SCREAMING
not sure if stargate or farscape
not sure if stargate or farscape
not sure if stargate or farscape
No firmino
can't tell if new spongebob is stupid... or some genius ironic satire of complaints over spongebob
Awesome party drink beer in underwear
not sure if mentally challenged or not listening
Not sure if being sarcastic or is literally that stupid
Not sure if chinese or just tired
not sure if child is screaming because it's a child or if it's being brutally attacked
Not sure if insightful or just random words put together
not sure if new co-worker in lunch room or if she's been here for months
not sure if i also taste like chicken
not sure if he is shaking the water off or he is getting hit by a ninja..
Not sure if hotshotgg is sleeping or trolling
not sure if bosses are here for movie or to watch what we are doing
Not sure if i was going to say happy friday the 13th or Happy birthday
Not sure if date on ketchup is 'use by' or 'sell by'
Can't tell if break stole it tumblr or if tumblr stole it from break
Not sure if i ever want to eat eggs again or if im just really hungry for an omelet
Not sure if  I buy one or take one
not sure if boner or zipper
NOT SURE IF SERIOUS OR ANOTHER ANIMAGUS
not sure if coplement or insult
CANT tell if internet is slow Or People are getting ready for blackout
Not sure if actually funny or sleep deprived
not sure if its a bad joke or im just sober
Not sure if jaundice is disease or CA tech
not sure if jl79 or just lightwolf
Not sure if juhan lortot pihtaa vai onko vaan lorttoja
Not sure if friends are few Or just has many BBYO Friends
Not sure to befriend or sleep with. Flirt anyway
not sure if boycott is real or elaborate plot to sell more cookies
not sure if i'm in a library or at Le&#245;es
not sure if it's a smiley or a meme
computer says album is from '95 wiki says '97
Not sure if people arent accepting icals or ical is a piece of shit
not sure if bot oh
I see what you did there
NOT SURE IF BEST FRIEND IS REALLY STAYING IN TONIGHT... OR JUST HAVING SEX WITH MY SISTER
Not sure if birding or staring blankly into distance
Not sure if horse or jar jar binks
Cant tell if really hungry  or really bad gas
Not sure if pregnant or if really fat
not sure if evangelists talking outside or just drunks
not sure if i should listen to gf during the game or put on head phones
Not sure if taste in mouth is awful or i licked a ton of snozberries in sleep
not sure if being nice and honest or writing whatever to finish the  assignment
Not sure if evaporation  or boiling
Not sure if Jeff is that clever Or did he blInD squirL that shit?
Not sure if i want yu-gi-oh cards... Or lego and other stuff...
Not sure if black guy or just from jersey shore
Can't tell if trolling Or just completely retarded
not sure if pepsi or watered down coke
not sure if my name is fry or amar'e stoudmire
what the queue?!
Not sure if homesick or just hate studying
Can't Decide if Trolling Or Retarded
Not sure if blueberry or raisin bagel.
either i'm drunk or you're hot
not sure if meme is relating to someone the creator knows or i don't get it
not sure if i'm like her brother or her personal therapist
not sure if Marina or maddy?
Not sure if i just got beat up or ripped table off
bieber... not sure if giant faggot or girl
not sure if this cat is mine
Not sure if expensice blue cheese or just cheap rotten one
Not sure if expensive blue cheese Or just cheap  and rotten
not sure if i'm getting old or the number of milf rises
Not sure if macbook or glorified calculator
NOT SURE if costume or cosplay
Not sure if she is into me or is just being nice
Not sure if mitchell or webb
not sure if  funny or just stupid
not sure if 9gag or  go out with friends
burger king ? u disappoint me...
Not sure if this semester will actually be easy Or if i'm just overconfident
not sure if sick or just ill
Not sure if sick or just anxious
Not sure if sick or just anxious
nOT SURE IF IT'S REALLY HER LAST NAME or she's trolling me
not sure the room ıs untıdy or he has to study
eu nunca uso memes mas quando uso... geralmente fa&#231;o merda
Not sure if Real or gOod Actor
Not sure if everyone on my facebook is stupid or just girls
Not sure if they're my parents or i was taken by them in the orphanage
NOT SURE IF Korean
Not sure if smaller portions Or just fat.
NOT SURE iF bored or storybored
NUT SURE IF YOUTUBE VIDOE IS FUNNY Or i DO NOT WANT to study
Not sure if Monday or holiday
not sure if joking or just pathetic
not sure if girls are hotter or i'm just less picky
not sure if it's curry or some keyboard warrior
not sure if calculus or roman history.
Friendzone Johnny: not sure if funny or just cyber bullying
Not sure if big boobs or is just a fat woman
Not sure if trolling Or just spofford
not sure if flashlight or miniature sun
Not sure if i can't sleep Or sleep can't me
can't tell if kirk hammett  or troy polamalu
NOT SURE IF CHISS OR HOOVELESS DRAENEI
Not sure if she's flirting with me because she likes me or because she wants answers on homework
not sure if sick or just sleepy
NOT SURE IF MY NEW HAIRdo IS  BEAUTIFUL OR MY old one really failed
not sure if sure or just unsure
NOT SURE IF SWTOR OR WOW
Not sure if Alive or just Breathing
not sure if sarcastic or he's just an idiot
not sure if hot or just slutty
not sure if copying or postmodernism
not sure if flirting or just likes to send hearts
CANT TELL IF VIEW COUNT IS STAGNANT or youtube glitch
not sure if red cross worker or clever pervert
not sure if giving me crap or compliment
Not sure if ghosting or dead chat
not sure if trolling or just awsome
NOT SURE IF FOR REAL or getting trolled by travis
NOT SURE  IF VIVA LA VIDA OR DEATH AND ALL HIS FRIENDS
not sure if bloody stool or the aftermath of flaming cheetos
not sure if I'm the only one  who think disney stars are going bad?
not sure if PERSON MEANS COMPLIMENT or JUST british
Not sure if it's because I listened to it a million times or if the doors are truly that amazing
Not sure if troll or in middle school
NOT SURE IF CBT IS TRYING TO BE NICE ... OR TRYING TO GET INTO MY PANTS
Not Sure if drunk or stoned
RUSSLE BRAND DEFIANTLY KATY PERRY
Not sure if panda being random or just crazy
not sure if he's gay or just fashion designer
not sure if i'm not sure or i just need some glasses
I Gonna give all my money to sicrow no matter what
not sure if compliment or super awesome compliment!
online gaming not sure if girl or little boy
Not sure if Piers Morgan or a Nice Simon Cowell
Not sure if skirt or kilt
NOT SURE better drink a heineken
Not sure if khana hai ya peena hai
NOt sure if i have to tell the truth or lie??
not sure if ninja camp or camp ninja
Not sure if trying to be funny or just stupid
Not sure if roommate hates me or just a hermit
note sure if repost or saw it on vote page
Not Sure If NEvermore is joking or the world has gone to shit
not sure if girl likes me or just taunting
My reaction to skyrim
not sure if hungry or just bored
not sure if making meme is creative or just f***ing no life
VOLATILE/old artist hits hot artist on elbo.ws  dead or release something new?
NOT SURE IF REPOST ORE SEEN IT ON VOTEPAGE
I dont know if i have to fart or take a shit
not sure if i have to fart or take a shit
NOT SURE IF HANGOVER OR HANGOVER PART II
not sure if chair or closet
not sure if real money or monopoly
Don't know if red solo cup or what it contains
Not sure if classmate is extremely dumb or just retarded
can't tell if Jynx or hm77
Is that a troll Or a troll
Not sure if it is a Chihuahua or a mouse
not sure if just had sex with virgin or japanese flag
not sure if it's fantastic  or great
Not sure if hot water will appear or... i'm just wasting water
NOT SURE IF joking OR ACTUALLY WANTS a BEATING
Not sure if droid or drone
hey you you look like you're tired
not sure if chuck norris taught the balls how to roll over or they were just running for their lives
Not sure if 80'S PARTY OR JUST SAN FRANCISCO
not sure if frape or just really awkward post
Cant tell if comments were deleted or sam is still nuts
Per Holck says something not sure if i understand
Not sure if trolling or just trolling
ıs that a repost or did i see it when it was in  the vote page before
Name says Tom Evaskis But picture shows Tom McGowan...
Not sure if he'll actually block me Or just joking
Not sure if Batrman  or Bartman
not sure if i don't enjoy cigars because of the taste  or because I lack the manliness required to enjoy cigars
If pro is the opposit of con... Then what is the opposit of progress?
not sure if elbow off the charts or just cheating
Not sure if repost or new meme
not sure if i farted or if someone else did
Not sure if hacked or if she genuinely thinks luana is sexy
not sure if bot    ....
Not sure if gay or just bieber fan
not sure if gay or just a bieber fan
my scrotum needs untangling
not sure if schoolbooks were left in school By accident or just want a holiday without studying
Not sure if vishnans or freakish twist of nature
NOT SURE IF 20 IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF BLINK OR THE NUMBER OF TIMES TOM FAPPED TODAY
Not sure if foo fighters realease new songs or new lyrics
NOT SURE IF HERE IS 9GAG OR SAPHIC POSTS WITH 4CHAN
not sure if shes hot or i'm drunk
texting a huge new years message full of wishes to someone and all you get is thank you...
Not sure if  No bra or no smoking january
Not sure if serious or just sexually teasing
hmmmmm... ...brandon's mom?
NOT SURe if iam a replicant or princess celestia
Not sure if facebook friend posting status about being pregnant is pregnant or just fraped
not sure if love or just a cocaine-mdma-beer combination
not sure if pluto is planet but it is to me
Not sure if i should go to sleep OR JUST FAP
Not sure IF BORED OF WOW OR BORED OF LIFE
NOT SURE IF THERE WAS HOMEWORK OR JUST FORGETTING EVERYTHING
Not sure if ironic or if she likes school
Not SURe if i have to sleep or to make MY java project
Not sure if Italian or some kind of SPanish...
NOT SURE IF CHECKING ME OUT OR JUST READING THIS PROFILE PICUTURE
NOT SURE IF Front Camera is broken Or just crappy
Not sure if doing it wrong or doing it right
NOT SURE IF HANGOVER OR JUST DEAD
not sure if best new year's ever or best new year's ever
Not Sure if Stacey Is ACtually Coming On To me Or just trying to make Trevor JEalous?
not sure if everybody is sobering up or their new year's resolution is to spam less
not sure if my class became smart or i became stupid
Not sure if ironic or honest
Not sure if she thinks my bald head is sexy or if glare just caught her eye
Not sure if wet or just really really cold
not sure if meme is actually funny or if there was just something funny in that hippie
not sure if playing dumb or really is serious
Not sure if actually maturbating Or just trolling
Not sure if sarcasm or genuinely agreeing
not sure if applauding excellence or just glad it's over
Not sure if still damaged from hurricaNe Or It's just new Orleans
Not sure if 2 months late or 10 months early
Not sure if dAVE grohl or god
not sure if fireworks or gunshots
Not sure if CRITICIZING me Or the meme
not sure if New years eve  or last year night
NOT SURE IF ANGRY MEXICAN OR FRIENDLY MUSLIM
not sure if shart or just really sticky fart
Not sure if blood or red marker
Not sure if suicidal or enlightened
not sure if new year's eve or gang fights in ottakring
not sure if swollen or just fat
Not Sure if Bed-head or turning into super saiyan
Am im smart or  a genius
can't tell if sarcastic or PRIVILEGED idiot
not sure if stupid or just a desperate troll
not sure if he's pretending or he really hasn't noticed i'm flirting
not sure if i am asian or i am just high
not sure if fart or diarrhea
has a good idea for meme Doesn't know about memes enough to know which meme to use
Not sure if I'm hearing impaired Or everyone else just talks too quietly
NOT SURE IF ORIGINAL CONTENT OR IF SOMEONE Has already made the joke
not sure if trolling or a complete idiot
NOT SURE IF BUSY OR NOT TALKING TO ME
Not sure if I'm attractive or she just thinks i'm weird
Not sure if democracy or chuck testa
Not SURE about whether the hamburgers enter the new year
Not sure if consultant or cellphone bill
NOT SURE IF SHE MEANS ME OR BLOKY
NOT SURE IF YOU UNDERSTOOD OR YOU'RE DOING THE SAME THING I DO
Not sure if liked or just tolerated
Hey! itz you making fun of me?
Not Sure if i'm too aggressive  Or I'm too annoying for her
not sure if being pretentious or trying to prove a point
not sure if that's a lore object in the distance or more random blue stuff
not sure if bad post or vote page is emty
NOT SURE IF A WOMAN OR A SAX MAN
NOT SURE IF POSTS ARE FUNNIER or 9gag is getting more popular
Not sure if jacked or just fat
Not sure if i can live on this planet anymore after 2012
not sure if advanced sarcasm or just stupid
not sure if I'm the only one in love with keygen music
NOT SURE IF CHARISMATIC OR MANIPULATIVE
not sure if my Friends aren't cool enough to get my  meme references or if reddit has made me a forever alone.
not sure if birds migrating or aliens
ki ko
Not sure if squinting or about to attack
NOT SURE IF UNDER PRESSURE or ice ice baby
can't decide if sexy or just gross
Not sure if serious or being evan
Not sure if pronounced Tomato or Tomato
not sure if I talk about complex issues or if most people I know are stupid
i hate you.
not sure if 21st century britain or 7th century persia
not sure if really attractive man or ugly woman
Not sure if PES 2012 OR Resident Evil 5
Not sure if skinny jeans or thighs too big
nt sure if troling... or jst stuped idot
not sure if dieing or watching justin bieber videos
Not sure if martin coon or just skype trolling
not sure if trolling or just in denial
Can't tell  if suit guy or soup guy
can't tel if mod or just friendly
not sure if leviosa or leviosaaa
I WONDER IF SHE'LL NOTICE I'M NOT WEARING A CONDOM
NOT SURE IF MY FRIENDS ARE TRYING TO BE FUNNY OR are actually RACIST
Not sure if pregnant or just fat
Can't tell if flirting or just nice
NOT SURE IF Axolotl OR MUDKIP
NoT SURE IF SHEPheRD or just a thief
not sure if uninteresting or my eyes are tired
Not sure if harder than brotherhood or too drunk to play properly
not sure is cali is this amazing or if new jersey is that bad
Not sure if in love or just wanna get laid
Not sure if i should answer or if it's a Trap
DID YOU SAY... CHOCOLATE?!?
not sure if hipster or homosexual
not sure if reaction to us or reaction to op
not sure if i should post on facebook or google plus
Not sure if Sith Or just a jerk
not sure if she likes me or she hates me
not sure if this is weed or OREGANO
not sure if this is weed or oregano
NOT SURE IF IT'S A LEG OR JUST A KEBAB
Not surE if spammers or just idiots
Not sure if Christmas or Easter
NOT SURE IF RETARDED OR JUST PLAYING STUPID
non sono sicuro se sia lei bella o &#232; la sua amica che &#232; brutta e la fa sembrare bella
Not sure if evening erection or morning wood
NOT SURE IF GIRL REALLY WANTS TO BE MAKEOUT BUDDIES OR JUST KIDDING
not sure if iphone or Lomography
not sure if thumb has wore groove into mouse from gaming or mouse just has built in thumb groove
Not sure if down's syndrome Or just british
Not sure if down's syndrome or just english
not sure if real or dreaming
not sure if dreaming or not
not sure if rehab or closer to the edge
Obabma born in Kenya? Seems Legit...
Not sure IF BEAR OR CHUCK TESTA
not sure if chinese eyes are narrow? of do they see in 'HD' format already?
not sure if kids are getting cuter or just me being a pedophile.
not sure if 9gag ownes facebook or facebook ownes 9gag
rusty van says free candy? must be very generous people...
Not sure if friends like me for me or for my car
not sure if thats a fart or just my new parfyme
Not sure if shes beatiful or her friend is so uggly that makes her look beatiful
mhh this fart burns
not sure if friends are dead or walking dead
Not sure if you typing; or her typing...
not sure if you are the most handsome guy in the world or i just fall in love
Not sure if fernando torres is unlucky or just a bad player
not sure if heard me say nice dance moves or nice manboobs
Not sure if really angry Or just wants attention
not sure if 'don't repost' posts are ok or they're also reposts
i USED TO TO DRINK WATER BUT THEN I TOOK AN AROW TOO THE KNEE
Not sure if bigboss is down or cydia wasn't installed PROPERLY
'im gunna kill myself' sad or attention seeking?
Not sure if it's a fart... ...or Diarrhea
Dont know who sent that creepy tumblr message to raegan allen ill find him
Not sure if i work for the man or monkeys
not sure if afraid to ruin friendship or just friendzoned
Not sure if status update is about me or another person
not sure if friend is professing their love to me or exaggerating platonic feelings
Not sure if users now post to share fun or just wants likes to get to the hot page
not sure if luke is moping or just being an arse
not sure if he logged out 'cause had to leave or he saw i was writing a message
Not sure if I become siscon Or my sister is insanely cute today
Not sure if she's hot or just really drunk
Not sure if hot page or vote page because the gags are getting shittier
Not really sure whether to zero  or just a trap
not sure if 'there' 'Their' or 'They're
Not sure if flirting or being friendly
NOt sure if Saints Offense Good OR Falcons Defense Terrible
not sure if text means she wants me or if she texts everyone like that
NOT SURE IF YELLING FUS ROH DAH or if pissed japanese man
Resin Hits Not sure if high or just light headed
not sure if sure or not
IS THAT GIRL HITTING AT ME OR I HAVE MANATEE ON MY HEAD
cheezburger we meet again!!!
NOT SURE IF SHE IS BEAUTIFUL OR I'M JUST DRUNK AS HELL
Not sure if baby got back or just fat
Not sure if she's a dude  or just happy to see me
not sure if chemical biology or biochemistry
don't know if reality is realistic or just stupid
not sure if twins or 2 asian people
gUY DIES AFTER MASTURBATING 42 TIMES NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR...
Not sure if i'm really good at the game or its just cause i'm playing single player
Online gaming Not sure if girl or young boy
not sure if repost or just Dj&#224; vu
Not sure if wifi crushed Or just being ignored
not sure if jelly and trying to hide jellyness or trolling
not sure if barney broke with nora because he cheated on her  or because she's turning 30
NOT SURE IF SPEECH IMPEDIMENT OR FOREIGN ACCENT
Not sure if really popular or if birthday is just easy to remember
not sure is there small letter 'rn' or 'm'
NOT SURE IF TROLL UNDER AN ALIAS OR CHARLEY FOUND HIS MOUSE AT THE UNI
Not sure if thinkiN Or has nearsight And trying to read without glasses
68 created images? Not sure if spamming or ambitious
Not sure if friend is ignoring me or just busy
not sure if hot girl horse
Not sure if you're funny or if i'm just really drunk
not sure if i'm actually losing or they're ganging up on me
NOT SURE IF FOREHEAD IS BIG OR HAIRLINE RECEDING
not sure if its just pee or both
Not sure if funny or just trying to create a meme
Not sure if just forever-alone-guy or a normal guy sitting with some ninjas
Not sure if lil b is GENUINELY RETARDED or just the greatest troll alive
so if were animals..And we eat other animals Are we all guilty of animal curelty??
NOT SURE IF IT's a repost or the vote page just running slowly
not sure if i am fat OR TOO SMALL FOR MY WEIGHT
Not sure if outlook is not updating or there's just no email
Not sure if need a backpack or just a day-hike bag
Im not sure if thats a prostitute or a girl going at a party
Not sure if PSYCHOTHERAPIST or 'PSYCHO' THE RAPIST
Not sure if dubstep or neighbors doing renovations
NOT SURE IF SENT AS MESSAGE OR MISSED FB IM
not sure if gonna puke or just a burp
Not Sure if big present or small present inside of a box within a box
is it just me or.. claudia is getting hotter
Not Sure if Bad at GUITAR OR JUST UNORIGINAL
Not sure if needs a tissue or a sailcloth
not sure if group message or direct christmas greeting text
NOT SURE IF REPOST OR I'M HERE TO OFTEN
not sure if pavlovian experiment OR good parenting
Not sure if they can't answer or i'm getting scammed
Not sure If going to fart or shit my pants
UNE NUK KRIJOJ MEME POR KUR E BEJ
Not sure if a dollar bill is money. Or represents money...
Not sure if head too big  or arm too small
Nisam siguran da li sam postao previse star za bozicne poklone ili me moja porodica mrzi...
not sure if this will be funny or mildly amusing
Not sure if attempt at trolling or has Severe psychological disorder.
Not sure if checking me out or just reading my shirt
Not sure if hungover or still drunk
Not sure if people&#180;re looking at me because i&#180;m attractive or because i&#180;m weird
not sure if she wants me or just my friend
NOT SURE IF EVERYONE IS IN 9GAG romanıan or brazılıan
NOT SURE IF CHRISTMAS FOOD IS GOOD OR JUST BEING POLITE
NOT SURE IF IM TOO DRUNK
NOT SURE IF REAL PRESENT... OR JUST SOCKS AND BOXERS
not sure if  christmas fever or i miss you
Cant tell if Santa Or fat drunk redneck
Not sure if Lipstick/Femme ...or just straight
not sure if Bird
I don't always make comics but when i do
NOT SURE IF PEANUT BUTTER OR JUST TOOTH
Not sure if i find little girls cute or i'm becoming a pedophile
note sure if i'm still really good at cod or if i'm just playing on a bad server
judging you
not sure if I'M paying attention or... did i fap twice today?
Not sure if happy birthday or merry christmas
Not sure if rita is hot or deb makes her look hot
Not sure if she's really flirty or just crazy enough to like me
Not sure if mw2 or mw3?
Not sure if she is just shy or really not interested in me
Did someone fart or is that just me?
/r/atheism Not sure if pro-athiest
Either she feel asleep... or I said something i shouldnt have...
Not sure if adopted or parents just weird
facebook we meet again
can't tell if sarcastic or actually long url
not sure if sure or just wondering
Not sure if friend dead or giving me silent treatment
not sure if david will like my present or not
Dont know if low rider or full of fat chicks
not sure if game engine sucks or i don't know how to play this game
Not sure if i'm super high or...wait
not sure if david gay or hes like to stay home
Not sure if christmas getting retarded or i'm getting older
not sure if curvy or just fat
MABY WE ALL LIVE IN A SOAP  AND PEOPLE WATCH US ON TV
Not sure if attention whores or i'm browsing 4chan /b/oard
Wanna get giggy with it?
Can't tell if actually offline... or just entered ninja mode... sofia...
not sure if sarcastic... or completely retarded
not sure if she likes me or wants my money
not sure if feminine.. or gay
Not sure if still high or just getting sleepy
Not sure if Gay Or Very European
not sure if really into me
NoT SURE IF 9GAG OR FACEBOOK PAGE
not sure if these people are all smoking or it is just cold
Not Sure if I'm supposed to die Or this boss is really hard
Cant tell if trying to troll or just mad cuz low div hero
not sure if i'm really tall or people are just short
not sure if half man
Not Sure if power backout for a sec or just my eyes
Actually likes my car or just needs a ride
NO SURE IF I'M TIRED OR I NEED GLASSES
Aquilo l&#225;  homem ou mulher?
Not sure if trolling or email got hacked
NOt sure if robin Andersson or Homosexual
NOT SURE IF GREAT HAND OR BLUFFING
Why does arthur the aardvark have a pet dog
NOT SURE  IF infinity or nofear
Not sure if depressed or if craving attention
Can't tell if mad or just furious
not sure if chirese but speek engrish
Not sure if envy or a palm tree
not sure if i should swallow food or keep chewing
not sure if 'date' or 'catching up'
Can't tell if frape or regular olga
Can't tell if kim jong il or kim jong dead
NOT SURE IF TOO SMART OR SURROUNDED BY STUPIDS
I'm not sure if i'm easily impressed or if this girl is just awesome
not sure if trolling or just stupid
Can't tell if tranny band or just Black Veil Brides
not sure if masturbate or need to pee
Not sure if really prepared for exams or just don't care anymore
not sure if he wants to be original or he's just ridiculous
not sure if a prophet or just a drunkard
not sure if it's smooth or &#223; &#223; &#223; &#223; &#223; &#223;
not sure if i'm my own dad or   I'm my own grandpa
Not sure if troll or massive C***T
Not sure if absolutely retarded or just trolling
not sure if texting on my cell doesn't work or if everyone is ignoring me
Don't know if hungry or full Keep eating anyways
not sure if playa or playah
curling tongs warning label: External use only what person on this earth made that necessary
i dont know if that girl at the bar is drunk or im drunk
Not sure if he wants to date or just wants to have sex with me
go back in time         2 me's & girlfriend  call it a threesome
Can't tell if person is mad or just singing punk music
not sure if jackie chan or just middle-aged asian
not sure if stupid cause i clicked on ad... ...or...well im pretty sure that was stupid
Not sure if Coincidence or About to be targeted by a
NOT SURE IF ELSE OR  switch case  to USE
NOT SURE IF DAZED OR CONFUSED
NOT SURE IS ELSE OR SWITCH CASE TO USE
not sure if frape or serious
not sure if facebook  or netlog
not sure if hacking or just that good
Not sure if backwards culture or backwards government
Not sure if pregnant or just fat
battuta sarcastica..... o una frecciata da paura al fratellino indifeso?
are ess members mean just on the internet or they're someppl worst nightmare in real life?
not sure if i'm getting up later and later or if my parents are having coffee earlier every day
Not sure if kim jong il or kim jong dead...
Not sure if wallhacking or having uav
not sure if normal man or sex addict
checked back pocket for wallet not sure if puplic is smart enough to distinguish cautiousness from ass scratching
Not sure if i'm boring Or i'm just stupid
not sure if creed or nickelback
can't tell if actual drama or girl best friends joking around
don't know if i'am dyslexic or just too much typo
eyesight level: Asian
pay for cd... or get stabbed...
dOEN WE NU KADOOTJES OF NIET?
Not sure if people are whispering or Im just deaf
everyone must be asleep there are no posts about kim jong il
relationship status as married not sure if joking or actually in relationship
Don't know if chinese Or just squinting
(D) in real life xat sucks
Not sure if gay or just hipster
Not sure if joking or actually came out of closet
Not sure if good level... or new stuff world.
not sure if lazy or hagover
NOT sure if she didn't get it Or just playing along
not sure if resting from hockey or dead
cant tell if jawbreaker or gumball
not sure if sucking at writing paper or barely interested
I'm not addicted to ee I just play it all the day
Not sure if good level... or guestbomb...
NOT SURE IF STOMACH PAIN OR HUNGRY
Not sure if messing with me or is considering their death
Not sure if she is thick or just fat
not sure if i miss u or i'm only lonely
not sure if hearing footsteps or just the blood running through my head[9]
not sure where all this sleepless is coming from maybe from 9gag or wow.
not sure if camera flash or lightning storm
Not Sure if Asian or just not sure
Not sure if abducted by aliens or just frozen for 1000 years
not sure ıf 9gag ıs becomıng a datıng sıte or ı haven't sex for a long tıme
NOT SURE IF TALKING ON BLUETOOTH OR MENTALLY ILL
Not sure if new meme or repost.
Maybe it'll look better if i squint like this
not sure if hungry or just bored
not sure if things exist or don't
Not sure if homosexual are just elijah
Not sure if friendly compliment or pickup line
not sure if there always on facebook or were on the same time
Not sure whether its raining or snowing
CaN'T TELL IF WALK OF SHAME OR SHE'S GOING TO A PARTY!
not sure if sweater shrank or fat
not sure if its the truth or jedi mindtrick
not sure if U can't touch this... or superfreak
can't see  her nipples through the shirt.
I can't tell if troll or  noob troll
Not sure if smrt is unlucky or just part of a conspiracy
not sure if doesn't understand or too lazy to read menu
Not Sure if MOM Or Britney Spears
Not sURE IF I'M HUNGRY OR IF I NEED TO PASS GAS
Not sure if stupid or retarded
not sure if chair or sherlock holmes
Not sure if i feel like a plastic bag or if i was born this way
not sure if jacob ward or wild sex demon
not sure if lowest rated movies have the highest gross sales because Americans have terrible taste Or because they watch bad movies for the lols
Not sure if old man is being friendly or 'friendly'
Not sure if should I stay or should I go??
Not sure if ats stupid or born retard
NOT SURE IF TROLL OR JUST DAN
Not sure if tiny fart or diarrhea
NOT SURE IF HITTING ON ME  OR I'M ALREADY FRIENDZONED
Cute bitches are gone which one is the least fat
not sure if sleepy or zzzzzzzzzz
Not sure if empty parking spot or just tiny car...
Not sure if thats sarah jessica-parker. or a transvestite donkey witch
Not sure if she avoids me or really that busy
not sure if kim is studyng or getting raped by anders
Not sure if white castle burger or laxative
not sure if its a cool story are a fail troll
NOt sure if Racist Or Trolling
not sure if the best picture is leading Or the one with the most facebook friends
Not sure if CAFFEINE withdrawal Or Just headache
Not sure if still drunk or hungover
NOT SURE IF FART OR SHART
Ok Who farted?
is it old strawberry milk? or is it yogurt?
Should i look at memes? or should i fap?
Don't know if insult or compliment
Not sure if hungry... Or wanna puke really badly..
Not Sure if peed  pants or if it's seat warmers
not sure if trolling or really just joking
not sure if mexican driver or woman driver... ...or mexican woman driver
not sure if attracted to me or trying to make ex jealous
not sure if repost or saw on reddit
Burrito de belen not sure if dirty joke
Not sure if smelling fart or weed
not sure if had a haircut or just washed hair
can't tell if ready for hardest exam Or just don't care anymore
Not sure if bad dps or saving cooldowns
Not sure if i don't want to sleep  or 9gag don't let me
midgets not sure if small or really really far away
i spy... with my little eye
Zendorphin no thanks i'll stay with parkz aus
Not Sure If 9Gager Or Just 140% Happy
Not sure if it is real news or the onion
can't. i work MONDAYS
Not sure if pet slug is dead or just acting natural
Not sure if phone vibrated or stomach rumbled
Not sure if fog or the inversion
can't tell if dropping hints or talking to someone else
Not sure if lazy or depressed
I'M NOT SURE IF DUCKY IS GAY OR HE'S JUST CRAZY
Not sure if in future or still on lsd
Not sure if I'm tired seeing the same dumb meme pictures Or people are just getting less and less funnier
oh really
Not sure if im me  or just meme
Im watching you
Not sure if tired or just squinting
not sure if is a pigeon or luisa...
not sure if happy or poor
is it christmas break or skyrim break
who are you? wheres my pants?
Not sure if she's too drunk or reallY stupid
Not sure if drunk or just woken up
Not sure if enok is going meet sami ...or not
Tryin to make the japanese guy angry at me
i have to think fast
NOT SURE IF SURE OR NOT SURE
Not sure if plastic
NOT SURE IF WORKING OR JUST WANKING
Not sure if i'm being complimented
SURE
Not sure if care package or airdrop trap
Not sure if care package or airdrop trap
not sure  i can type more...
Asia !? Ćwichoń ?
Not sure if i need to pee or just a boner
tapi kalau tengok dari tepi
kenapa muka Tengku sophial macam anjing? im curious
Not sure If morse Code Or surrounded by really sick people
not sure if I should be mad or impressed
Can't tell if repost or vote page moving too fast
not sure if outsmarting me or just bat-shit crazy
Only ignorant people quote shitty songs
Try to look like san nope still white
not sure if working hard or hardly working
Not sure if or
Not shure if i had sex or u raped me
not sure if it's you  or you got fraped
not sure if becoming tolerant or new stuff comes on slow
Can't tell if Joke was That clever Or That dumb
and i fly solo cuz im in my draws hoe
Not sure if louis ck is trolling us Or actually thinks drm makes it harder to pirate videos
not sure if it's the beets or internal bleeding
not sure if imperial march or darth vaders theme
Not sure if god loves tebow or hates marion barber
Not sure if I really like OSX OR JUST BSD
Not sure if it is xandel  Or luis orlando!
Not sure if entertaining or I have homework due
Not Sure if korean or just squinting
not sure if killing me or making me stronger
Not sure if overstocked because it's popular or because no one buys
not sure if hungry or bored
mom gave me one euro for breakfast it didn't taste good
NOT SURE IF I HAVE gastrointestinal problem or just because i have an exam tomorrow
Not sure if repost or just seen it in trending
Calls himself giev money only seems to take it
Not sure if acting Dumb or Just reterted
finals tmrw dollar beer nite
not sure if short or only 13
Not sure if frape or if friend is actually gay and loves bum
not sure if spanishiwa style or doesnt know how to make extractor
For my birthday and christmas.. am i only getting one present?
Not sure if I should be Christmas shopping or drinking beer with friends
not sure
not sure if i lack inspiration or talent
Not sure if nickelback tabs or cheerios
not sure if has enough time to masturbate
Can't tell if it's the new ken or justin bieber
NOT SURE IF BROKEN EMAIL OR NOBODY WRITES
Not sure if really building confidence Or just authored app
not sure if natural beauty or nice make-up
oh rlly?
not sure if i cant answer the test or i'm just stupid
Not sure if mel is stupid or really stupid
Is ray being gay? or do I get that discount?
I can not figure out what is the MAtrix
Youtube: 'Thumbs up' Not sure if worth it
Not sure if katamari ball or lady gaga
Not sure if abbreviation or 'WHY' or if abbreviation for 'YES'
Can't tell if serious or sarcastic
Funny... don't see any arrows in your knees...
Not sure if Palestinian is Planking or dead
ceramics degree unemployed
Roby
Don't know if Suggestion... Or just newb
not sure if miley cirus should exist
N'EST PAS S&#219;R SI DOIT TWEETER EN FRAN&#199;AIS OR IN ENGLISH
NOT SURE IF LARS ULRICH IS A BAD DRUMMER OR A DRUMMER AT ALL
Can't tell if girl or just justin bieber
Not sure if room got colder  or Frission is legit
NOT SURE IF A MEME REFERENCE OR I'M COMPLETE NUTCASE
not sure if feces being smeared into my ears and eyes or improv troupe
Not sure if troLl Or true
Not sure if trOll Or true
Not sure if troll Or true
not sure if i should stop posting or care less
Not sure if drunk or just dizzy
NoT sure if i should worry for child's saftey or give the lucky MF a high five
15 passenger van  or 15 passenger cop-mobile
not sure if this care package is legit or booby trapped
not sure if link fanart is genderswap or bishounen
not sure if troll or rick perry ad
Not sure if cardboard or toilet scrubber
I Mean... i guess you tried.
not sure if Fraped Or Just Bizarre status update
not sure if accidental physical contact in crowded bus or someone trying to touch my butt
not sure if a well decorated christmas tree or new lady gaga outfit
Not sure if optical illusion or just took hallucinogens
you Still not done with tHat do you?
Not sure if they are annoying or just retarded
Not sure if Final Went Well or just too stupid to realize i failed
Not SURE if hot news or old cows
Drink Only good coffee
Not sure if ninja or black man in tights
not sure if local is down often or up sometimes
not sure if they're plain sucker or they though we were stupid
The darkest hour: not sure if genius or completely retarded
not sure if headache's from too much caffeine or caffeine withdrawal
Not sure if she is supposed to be here Or this is a kitchen
not sure if woman is obese or just pregnant
not sure if he smells bad or i smell bad
No. You heard nothing.
have u seen my asian friend? he looked alot like this
Not sure if real life Or just fantasy...
No SUre If trolling Or believe onion news is real
not sure if fry or not
NOT SURE IF WON OR FREE TRIAL ENDED
nie jestem pewien czy mi dałaś wygrać
Can't tell if it a fart...  IT WASN'T
Not sure if these arguments are trivial or profound beyond my capacity
Can't tell if racist or just factual news
not sure if dovahkiin or city guard
If I squint my eyes like this Will I look Asian enough?
IM NOT SURE IF IT'S AN ENEMY FROM STAR WARS OR IF IT'S DEVON ROEL
not sure if i'm cold or it's just fever
Charge a reasonable amount or charge what duqum charges?
Admit i farted or let em wonder?
Not sure if taliban or crazy iraqi guy
Not sure if quote from movie or stupid question
Not sure if Dec. 7th reddit crash is random act or Surprise japanese attack
Can't tell if We're Laughing at Op's Sexism Or the Girl's.
Not sure if i just aced that test or completely failed
Not sure if cheating Or much better than me
Not sure if condescending or approving
B&#244; M&#224;y ch&#226;t. ThĂng n&#224;o chm gi&#243; đc nhu tao?
not sure if i nailed her or if i just woke up
not sure if fart is gonna be loud or really quiet
Not sure if anyone is going to read this meme all the way because the font got so small and it becomes unreadable or maybe they will
Not sure if loving pet owner or crazy cat lady
not sure if guard or just former adventurer
not sure if stress eater or just procrastinating
Chillside runs up mid jason gets 1 deaged
Not sure if girl or boy
Not sure if he's gay Or just french
Not sure if an adventurer or an arrow in the knee
not sure if joking or... reddit actually down
not sure if mad or  jelly
I think this is a meme ivan created  I think
Not sure if You are checking my photo because you like me
New apple product? I-see
NOT SURE IF MICHIGAN IS WINTER OR SPRING
not sure if hipster or gay
not sure if cross-contamination or crippling period cramps
not sure if skinny jeans or jeggings
Not sure if hitting wall or having sex
Not sure if trolling or truthful
Not sure if you're predictable or that i'm Psychic
Is it just me Or does that guy look like a girl?
Not sure if good idea or if chain of command trolling us
beauty... and the breast!!!
not sure if merging into my lane or won't turn off signal
not sure if Atheist or not yet
Hmm...I only have one thing to say to you can we snoo snoo now?
not sure if not sure or just asian
Not sure if Man or woman in the relationship
NOT SURE IF SHE's ATTRACTIVE OR NOT
Finals are coming up  SO No I DID NOT AS FOR DECAFF
Can't tell if McCann is sarcastic or just an idiot
Not sure if chicken noodle soup or b.o.
ekki viss hvort hann s me&#240; bumbu e&#240;a sixpakk
not sure if i bowl is finished or i should pass it
I'm not sure if this is serious or a good joke
Not sure if losing interest or took arrow in the knee
Not Sure if fat or just big boned
not sure if telling truth  or just being nice
Not sure if repost Or If i saw it last night and cant remember
not sure if troll or just really stupid
not sure if nice ass or yoga pants..
NOT SURE IF GRADED IN BINARY OR REALLY GOT A 10!
not sure if its smells ginger ?
Not sure if adventurer or just arrow to the knee
Not sure if italian or just gay
Not SURE if brie or camembert
Not sure if I like the music or just want her.
Not sure if hipster Or FLAMBOYANTLY gay
Not Sure if windy or just very expensive hairdresser job
NOT SURE IF TUMBLR IS OVERPOPULATED BY FEMALES OR i JUST HAVE girly interests
How do you Know The Heart isn't studying you?
Not sure if stupid... Or just Michelle Bachmann....
Not sure if out of shape or just forgot to breathe 30 seconds
for whom the bell tolls or hells bells?
not sure if fart or diarrhea
Not sure if passive agressive or ignorant of own annoying tendencies
not sure if it's 1:15 or that's just how much time is left on microwave
Not sure if she queefed or if i farted
Me eyes Be whispering
Not sure if pain from workout or from making an ass out of myself
Not sure if fat or just wearing winter coat
cant tell if its raining or just the frying pan
Not sure why pandora when itunes radio has zero commercials
not sure if portions are bigger or appetite has decreased
Not sure if old man river is gay or he thinks i'm a real man
Not sure if sharp or totally blunt
Not sure if anime face or new meme
Not sure if government operative or stupid american
Not sure if quoting song
Not sure if Nick Haskin's status is actually really clever Or just stole it from reddit again
Not sure if it's futurama or internet meme
Not sure if should give a shit or rearrange shit giving priorities
not sure if font too big or too many words to fit.
not sure if its a repost or if i read this on brgag
brow code? or bro code?
not sure if wet or just really cold
not sure if lesbians or just cold
not sure if procrastination or just too much work
not sure if its corny... or just brandon
Not sure if dwb is now trillion dollar charity or reddit is full of trolls
Not sure if they're usually this nice or they got the Friend Vibe
Not sure if respost or deja vu
Not sure if pvp or solo slouch-o
not sure if patch was mistake that broke skyrim or clever ploy to force me to study for finals
NOT SURE IF REPOST OR im just to addicted toO 9gag
To pee Or not to pee
Not sure if serious or trying to be cool
not sure if it's rockjoint or just took an arrow to the knee
not sure if really funny or sarcastic
Not sure if excited for napoleon dynamite cartoon Or extremely disappointed
NOT SURE IF R/ATHEISM OR R/ALL
Not sure if people are actually giving to charity or just found a way to get easy karma
what happened to the guy in tiananmen Square?
Not sure if cool
Not sure if granite bay is trolling or serious
not sure if too hot or too cold
Not sure if dumb Or just woman
what if no fap december was invented by religious people so they can't fap because fapping around christmas is a sin
NOT SURE IF I HAVEN'T PAID ATTENTION IN CLASS  OR IF I JUST SIMPLY FORGOT WHERE MY CLASSROOM IS
not sure if shit or just big fart
Not sure if new WHALE SPECIES OR JUST PETER'S GIRLFRIENDS
Not SURE IF COKE IS COLA OR COCAINE
cant tell if bored  or REALLY HUNGREY
NOT SURE IF BOXER OR gang
Americans are stupid unless one of them is Chuck Norris
Not sure if meta or just bad
not sure if delicious or disgusting
click here to see hot russian girls not sure if trap or fap
RATS AND ROGUES PODCAST SEEMS TO BE LACKING RATS
not sure if sad or incredibly sensitive
NOT SURE IF FIREWORKS  OR JUST ANOTHER drugs cartel shoot-out
not sure if meme or ad
not sure if asian or person with eyes closed?
NOt sure if have to believe in santa Or santa has to believe in me
Not sure if he&#180;s a captain Or IF he just want people to know that he is extremly dedicated about boats
Not sure if hitting on me or just wants to be my friend
is this a content-neutral restriction? Or just pretext
not sure if studious or just asian
not sure if i like her or just her breast
Not sure if crazy or high
that my friend is fastlane250
Not sure if no hangover or still drunk
Not sure if great sense of humour or really stupid
Not sure if sAMEFAG OR IF REALLY 3 ANONS
not sure if small fish or big bulb
Not sure if .gif Or i don't get it
i smell farts
Not sure if you can choke on a lifesaver ...
Why Yes I am asian
Not sure if innocent or wants threesome
not sure if this is a dream or real life
not sure if mad at campers or just bad at cod
not sure if simulation is running  or just keeping ppl away
not sure if lost weight or just stretched clothes
Not sure if tania uses shazam or she's a music library
not sure if error report is sent or not
not sure if just really nice or actually into me
NOT SURE IF U R TALKING  SERIOUSLY OR I'VE LOst powers
NOT SURE IF im at  LEGOLAND or  key west
Not sure if trolling or really doesn't know
Not sure if the definition of alliance has changed or people just don't understand it.
Not sure if I see  what you did there
NOT SURE IF WARM WATER OR COLD HANDS
Not sure if in Asian or just squinting
NOT SURE IF SMALL PHOTO Or ATTRACTIVE MIDGET
not sure the girl likes me  or just being polite
So you think veganism is a personal choice not a moral obligation not sure how to say you are a vegetarian on a strict diet
Not sure if BEAUTIFUL OR JUST MAKE UP
not sure if girl is ugly or it's a boy
Not SURE IF RHYMING OR TROLLING
NOT SURE IF THE NUMBER I SEE FROM MIRROR IS 5 OR 2
Not sure if in level 1 or just bad at swimming
not sure if hot or low standards
not sure if nether is pro or nelson's noob
Not sure if Broken Condom or just really good sex
Not sure if too addicted to 9gag or have nothing else to do
Not sure if she's pregnant or just fat
nOT sURE iF THE SMELL WENT AWAY  or i jUST GET USED TO IT
Not sure if stoned Or Just bridget
not sure if higher moral standards Or just douche
Not sure if forever alone or just socially awkward
not sure if ride fixie or smoke spirits
not sure if is a girl or a rockstar
not sure if trolling or just plain dumb.
NOT SURE IF SHE IS 15 OR JUST 14
not sure if wants to do nikaah or just nice
not sure if in love with me or in love with her
Not sure if hax or rocket spam
NOT SURE IF REAL OR THE SAME PHOTO YOU HAD LAST YEAR
Dimondium or Dimondillium?
not sure if i want to get drunk before wingman day or after
Not Sure If /r/Atheism or if /r/gayrights
NOT SURE IF SHE IS LYING OR THIS IS A DEFINITELY WRONG MEME
NOT SURE IF I AM SURE.
Cant tell if danny glover or childish gambino
not sure if that just happened or i just had a 1 second dream
Not sure if he's thinking i'm cute or how i scaped from the zoo
i GET A M.O.A.B BITCHHH
not sure if game didnt start or if just the ninja's cup finals
not sure if bad timeing or stupid decision
Not sure if trolling or really raging
Not sure if a italian or some type of spanish
Not sure if supposed to laugh at sign or Be jealous of sean's abs.
not sure if GENIUS  or retarded
Not sure if i should pay off student loans or buy xbox 360
Not sure if it's a small lump or cancer
Not sure if redditor or just dating one
Kes siis teab
Not sure if is girl hot or I'm really drunk
Can't tell if friend finder or app for on the DL hookups
NOT sure if your trying to be funny... or serious?
Not sure if repost  or riposte
NOT SURE IF HIPSTER GUY OR REALLY BAD TASTES AT DRESSING GUY
Not sure if picture is loading or just statement
Not sure if pointing me or pointing guy next to me
Not sure if subtle hint or excerpt from motovational speech
don&#180;t know if just stupid or fap with feet
DID I JUST SAW A GHOST? OR WAS IT A DEAD PERSON?
NOT SURE WHY MY LAST NAME IS 'FRY'
not t sure if hot or havent fapped in a while
Not sure if relieved  OR disappointed
not shure with a bra or without bra
not sure if i'm not sure or i don't know
NOT SURE IF MAN OR MUPPET
Not sure if rosette or Pseudorosette
Not sure if Kevin is being sarcastic or being serious
not sure if i need glasses or should just move closer
not sure if being hit on or joking around
who's pickle is that?
NOT sure if i'm sexy OR just narcissist
Not sure if admin deleted account or trolling some more again
not sure if sleepy or just angry
NOT SURE IF IT'S HIPSTER OR JUST GAY
not sure if eyes closed or just asian
Not sure if hungry Or really bored
Not sUre if massive rip or just really cold outside
Don't know if my last words ended the conversation or the other person is afk
not sure if 9gagers have similar life or fake reposters got creative
Can't tell if stupid or just hates me
NOT SURE IF FUNNYJUNK COPIES FROM 9GAG OR 9GAG COPIES FROM FUNNYJUNK
Not sure if flirting or regular conversation
Not sure if hangover or still drunk
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR CRYING
Not sure if dislike or just ignore
not sure if getting butterflies by seeing my ex or just DIARRHEA
Not sure if chinese or just small eyes
Not sure if no headache or still drunk
Not sure if teacher thinks my answer was smart or is just being sarcastic
Not sure if not a single f**k was given that day or sleeping like a boss
Not sure if trolling or just stupid
patrick has contracted something mentally? seems legit
Not sure if dying or anxiety attack
NOT SURE IF HANGOVER... OR JUST NO SLEEP
NOT SURE IF GUITAR or keyboard
NOT SURE IF being optimistic OR JUST IRONIC
not sure if legit or uber frape
i see london i see france i see someone's underpants
Not sure if my eyes are like these or just asian
not sure if bc has improved or miami is that bad
not sure if on sale or overpriced to begin with
Not sure if compliment Or calling me scumbag steve
cant tell if trolling or sending me game
Not sure if spam Or real birthday post
not sure if those are boobs or mosquito bites
Not sure if smells like fart or romanian cuisine
Not sure if Genuine OR Just BAD Account Hack
not sure if joking or just gay
Not sure if taken by a calculator or just random pixel
hey bro thats my shirt
Can't Tell if mafia Or Slaa
not sure if happy exams are ending or distraught at impending fail
not sure if person next to me hungry or farted
Not sure if still loading or screen frozen
NOT SURE IF HELPDESK SPECIALIST ORA DUMB PEOPLE CANT INSTALL OUTLOOK ALONE
u r gonna die  mathematics
nOT SURE IF POOKSIE left shirt open by mistake OR IN PERPUSE...
Not sure if cant tell a difference of opinion or just likes insulting others
NOT SURE IF LOVE HER OR BLOCK AND DELETE HER FROM FACEBOOK
not sure if pregnant or fat
not sure if neighbours agreeing with each other vehemently or having sex
not sure is ville wanking or just sleeping
not sure if sandwich is too big or mouth is too small
Not sure if part chinese Or really high
dont know if walden schmidt  or son of god
Not sure if he's very apologetic Or just canadian
not sure if rep whoring... or blog spam?
Not sure if trolling Or just Aimee
not sure if tired or fried
not sure if twin brother                or just a repost
not sure if still thanksgiving or just hungover still
Not sure if best BEER OF MY LIFE or JUST ALCOHOLIC
not sure if the singer is good or she/he just sing a good song
not sure if coincidence or plot of final destination 6
Not sure if awesome cook Or just plainly awesome
not sure if i should respond or is a mass text
Types LOL in chat Sends video recording to proVE it
not sure if txt was received or shes just not txt'n back
Not sure if really into the holiday spirit or just a flamboyant homosexual
MOM'S ABOUT TO TURN THE ELECTRICITY OF... tURN OF COMPUTER? OR WAIT TO THE END?
NOT SURE IF ERIC IS GAY OR HIPSTER
Not sure if picking up dirt or tearing carpet
not sure if  or just
Cant tell if they like me or just want something
Not sure if space ship or just stared into a light too long
Not sure if pregnant or just fat
Not sure if wanna go out for a beer or play all the games
not sure if 8am or 1pm
not sure if I argue or let people be stupid
Not sure if i should like because of the boobs or dislike because 9gag community is getting retarded
CANT TELL IF THATS A JUNGLE SORAKA OR A WILD GAREN FACE CHECK INCOMING
Not sure if getting older or just getting old
Not sure if Serious Or Seriously Sarcastic
NoT Sure if flashing lights Or just hit bump in road
not sure if meg is mad or just trying to kill me
not sure if i had sex or capital s.e.x.
not sure if my darden checkout guy hates me or really hates me
World leave me alone
Not sure if Graduated or became unemployed
NOT sure if people               act stupid
YOU WAS ON THE GIVEAWAY PAGE BUT YOU NO ENTER!
NOt sure if visionary or just a normal foggy autumn
Not sure if x's are hugs or kisses
not sure if mom is crying or having sex
not sure if they really have faith Or they are just scared
not sure if high or just toddlers
I AM A PROGRAMMER OR PRO-GAMER?
Not sure if real life Or just fantasy
ნ?ტ სურე იფ ჰმმ..
not sure if dumped Or just wants time
Not Sure IF PLAYING AROUND OR GETTING EATEN BY BOX
not sure if she is BEING TOO NERVOUS to get NEAR BY ME or just trying to avoid me
CaN'T TELL IF GIRL OR BOY
not sure if laugh or cry
aham sei  duvido
not sure if trolling or for serious..
Not Sure if awake or in a dream
not sure if troll or fat person
not sure if this is for real or he just wants to get laid
Not sure if proud or disappointed
That blonde kid looks queer probably named lane
not sure if going home or destroy myself at mecca
Oh DUH bunnayz
not sure if 9gag or 69gag
not sure if swallowed burp or clenched fart
NOT SURE IF RELationSHIP OR CRISIS MANAGeMENT
Not sure if do want OR challenge Accepted
Not sure if excited or just want to see the stupid shit that comes out of their mouths
not sure if stalker or just obsessed
If some women are complicated or just stupid
Not sure if laughed at or with
not sure if skyrim brain control or super awesome
Not sure if pretty girl or I am just very drunk
not sure if ex lover or future victim
Not sure if you're trolling Or just stupid
not sure if reposts or xzibit memes are back
Not sure if hit sleep cycle perfectly or you just invigorate me
Not sure if really happy or just coffee
Not sure if shes into me or has a bf
Can't tell if this meme has a hundread upvotes Or a thousand
Not sure if Red because of crying or just a ginger
Not sure if the food is really this good or youre just high
Girlfriend thinks she's clever? ... Not Really
Not sure if Prime 990 Or leslie s-3K
Not sure if grastroenteritis o solo quiero otra baja
Not sure if Monopoly Money Or Just Canadian
Cant tell If someone is in the bathroom or closed the door on their way out
not sure if stuck up or just gets 50 messages a day asking for head
Should I feel bad or should I explode in laud and annoying laughter
Not sure if gay or just reall fashionable
not sure if repost or i just saw it on the trending
U WANT ME
u're so ugly that LOOKS LIKE  your neck vomited
you wanna call your daughter Renesmee??
Not sure if friend or Hoe
not sure if call dropped or I bored you to death
not sure if it's a nice ass or one of those magic jeans
not sure if it's a nice ass or just very tight jeans
Falcons winning by 20 not enough
not sure if dubstep or pat snoring
Be like me play battledawn
Not sure if retarded or really wants to comment
Not Sure if Hair silky smooth or conditioner still in
not sure if my internet connection works restart computer
Not sure if it's Dj&#224; vu Or life's just repetitive
Can't tell if joking or genuinely retarded
not sure if cold sore or pimple
Not sure if nestea in slump or naniwa is gosu
not sure if headphones or ear slugs
not sure if I have game or this girl is just slutty
I have seen enough Henti to know where this is going
not sure if friends dont like sushi or dont like me
Not sure if Sarcasm Or Just plain stupid
Not sure if serious outfit or bad taste party
Not sure if lag Or Spy
Not sure if Jamaican or some kind of outer space potato man
Not sure if asking whether you had time to ship the game yet is innocent puppy-like excitement or tactless
Not Sure if webcam sucks or just bunch of effects
NOT SURE IF I SHOULD TRUST THIS FART
No estoy seguro si es el nuevo ken o barbie se volvi&#243; lesbiana
Not sure if youtube glitch Or trolling
YOU HEARD ME
not sure if 9gag is getting boring or because i didn't sleep in days thanks 9gag
don't tell me to stop drinking  you don't make sense
not sure if success  or sucks ass
Not sure if collector or dot com millionaire
not sure it's a repost or just thought about it before
not sure if movember MUSTACHE OR JUST DODGY ALL YEAR
Not Sure if Hot Salesperson is hitting on me Or just trying to sell
not sure if it is a meme or a repost
not sure if i am depressed or surrounded by stupid people
Not sure if matrix glitch or repost
hmm
Not sure if sure or not sure
Not sure if good now or Really bad Then
not sure if she's pregnant  os just fat
I'm in
Not sure if garage locked or forgot to close
not sure whether to get lunch or chief
not sure if mr nk knows im burnt or hes just weird
I forgot to comprehend what I read before it was cool
not sure if tumblr is cool or just a social photobucket
Jeg innest&#229;r
not sure if she believes the shit she's saying or she's asking to be corrected
Not sure if jaded or realistic
bye or byesies
not sure if are repost or i saw in the trending page
not sure if he meant that or just bullshit
not sure if new meme or i am
does walmart's logo look  like... a butthole?
Hmmmm I could have sworn she said she was a virgin
Not sure if i should call it subbuteo or table football
not sure if 9 gag got stuck or everybody died
not sure if flirty or just really nice.
Can't tell if serious or knows memes
cant tell if ugly foot is wife's or wife and husband are same person
not sure if old lady's shoe made farting sound nose on high alert
not sure if supply blocked or given up
Not sure if taking part in movember or just a hipster
not sure if 4chan in the streets or if 4chan in the streets
Not sure if he really is out or just bluffing
Not sure if haven't bought new clothes yet Or trendy
Can't tell if Photoshop or i should shit bricks
NOT SURE IF sERIOUS OR JUST STUPID
not sure if algeria dominated or if they were dominated
Not sure if really happy with life or playing skyrim
Why do you run in the subway there is another in one minute
can't tell if skrillex is male or female
not sure if i'm not sure of something or i'm just asian
cant tell what the powder on my table is Dust or Kif
Not sure if trolling Or just american
'what what
not SURE IF HUMANITY IS REGRESSING OR I AM SUPER SMART
Not sure if Rocket Raccoon is Troll or best character ever...
not sure if overhead compartment  handles or bunny ears
not sure if sleeping or ignoring me
not sure
Not sure if following first guy or running from last guy
Not Sure If  Disgusted or Interested
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR SERIOUS
DO homework or dumpster dive??
Not sure if correct or just trolling
Not sure if avoiding date or GENUINELY modest
NOT SURE IF CHEM EXAM OR JERRY SANDUSKY
Agrees with op's complaint Hates Post Content
NOT SURE IF SERIOUS OR A JOKE
Not sure if funny  or just gay
NOT SURE IF GRANOLA BAR OR JUST BIRD SHIT
Can't tell if high Or just really nice
not sure if email server problem or local infection
Don't Know if BD  Or Just F***ing boring
can't tell if op serious or just trolling
Not sure if little bro is around or really just confused
I aM TOO COOL To WRITE THE ANSWER
Not sure if trolling or philosaraptor
MW3 Glitches are being found already? Deja Vu
Not sure if getting pulled over or if cop is just driving around
Not sure if it's an astos martin or a jaguar
Not sure if she's really that dumb or just a psycho...
Not sure if Fake story or just forgot to put NPH on the comic
Not sure if wrong meme or didnt get the joke
not sure of what is sure in another sure 'sure-ception'
Not sure if i've read this post already or trending is full of reposts
No se si me he perdido algo o es que tienes un retraso
Can't tell if from another country or just drunk
not sure to study or to sleep
Not sure if Insomniac or too addicted to reddit
Not sure if more detailed... Or just long-winded
I don't know... OH WAIT PEDO BEAR IS HERE
not sure if jason smart or me stupid
Not sure if BUSY working or busy redditing
Not sure if don't care or dead inside
CAN'T TELL IF MOVIE QUOTE OR JUST WALLY BEING WALLY
NOT SURE IF SYPHILIS OR DUBSTEP
cant tell if vegan or just lactose intolerant
Not sure if funeral or just depressing wedding
MAYBE IF I SQUINT.. I CAN SEE BOOBS!
not sure if gas comes out or shit comes out
Not sure if stupid or just drunk
not sure if funny or annoying
not suere if not sure OR JUST UNSURE
Night Spent trimming essay Two pages added
not sure if not sure or turned asian
cant tell if cant tell if or just really high
cant tell if actually going to smoke me up or just trolling
NOT REALLY SURE IF SHE NEEDS ME OR afraid to be alone
not SURE if mw 3 or mw 2.5
do i need glasses? or just open my eyes?
can't tell if wolf or chuck testa
not sure if meme or just a xzibit-pictutre with text
Bitches love making me sandwhiches
CAN'T TELL IF JUST WOKE UP oR THATS HIS HAIRCUT
not sure if mosquito bite  or spider bite
Not Sure if serious or trolling
not sure if he's too long or i'm just too SHORT
dONT KNOW IF bIpOLAR OR BIWINNING
Not sure if my ex still loves me  or he just want to sleep with me
NOT SURE IF JEALOUS OR newfound respect
soccer soccer
i ordered a six piece chicken nugget deal and i got seven
Black Sabbath reuniting? Not Sure if want
Not sure if computer froze Or just Loading
Not sure if hilarious juxtaposition or living a lie
Not sure if Stupid or just victor
I SEE YOUR POINT. far away.
Not sure if He's Triumph Or Chuck testa
Not sure if She is pregnant or just fat
wondering what's worst sit on the toilet bowl while it's still warm or sit on pee drops
I see what u did thar
Not Sure If I should sleep or stay up for 11:11
Not sure if it's Glandular fever or just really lazy
Not sure if I like Or Dislike
out of focus? or 3D movie?
not sure to create meme or go to school
When ex calls can't tell if happy or happy to ignore
CAN'T TELL IF WHITNEY CUMMINGS IS ATTRACTIVE OR NOT
NOT SURE IF ATHLETE OR VOLUNTEER
Can't tell if dog is worried or tired
Not sure if dying or just HYPOCHONDRIAc
not sure if friday or saturday
Not sure what Skyrim is Better wikipedia it...
not sure if in love with ex or been single too long
NOt sure whether to wish at 11:11 am or at 11:11 pm
not sure to put milk first or cereal
not sure if faggot yep. definitely faggot
Can't tell if schizophrenic maniac or using handsfree
Can't Tell if Raining Or just foggy
not sure if it's a large woman or brasilian
Not sure if lily or actually megan...
Not sure if planking or just stuck
Not Sure If Dog is Huge Or The man is a dwarf
Not sure if lagging or just sucks at the game
NOT SURE IF SUCESS OR SUCKS ASS
Not sure if i should eat ristorant or buy a pizza
not sure if she&#180;s ugly  or i&#180;m too far from her
Not sure If I miss girlfriend or miss sex with girlfriend
can't tell if you're a dwarf or a midget
not sure if i care about this
Can't tell if meme or lots of gerald pics
not sure if i should ignore post or post rubber duckie picture again
Not sure if most interesting guy in the world or just douchebag
Don't know if hot or if I just have a good angle
not sure if sleepover or really awesome cast party
NOT SURE IF ENGLISH OR L33T SPEAK
Not sure if ghetto or just part of decor
Can't tell if i'm actually hungry or just thinking of bacon
can't tell if screemo nickleback with double bass or crappy poser music
its ok if no one plays halo and just play cod cuz bitches i got skyrim!
play your cod! i got skyrim
just wait till halo 4!  where will your cod god be at then?
not sure if playstation move or wii got some balls
Not sure if sleeping or dead
Not sure if insult or friendly agression
Can't tell if female or male in disguise
Can't tell if cod survival mode or gears 3 horde mode with soldiers
not sure if trolling or just good guy greg
not sure if binary code or emmure guitar tabs
Not sure if ctrl+a is true or i just got trolled
Sleep?? Only if it levels me up
can't tell if sarcastic or conveying honest emotions
Not sure if slide is poorly prepared or i havent studied enough
Can't tell If ingrid is being sarcastic
not sur if ancsika is small or just me is too big
Not sure if Heart attack or just jack3d?
Not sure if trolling or just stupid
Not sure if ethnography or just hanging out
Not sure if troll or just stupid
Not sure if light-hearted burn of genuine drama
Not sure if its a emo or just jani
Not sure if girl is checking me out or my zipper is down
not sure if making fun or agreeing w/ me
Not sure if still on hold or call dropped
LADY GAGA dresses :NOT SURE IF GENIUS OR RETARDED
Not sure if i've already seen it on memebase or 9gag
not sure if serious or sarcastic
Not sure if supporting movember or always has a dirty mustache
not sure if he thinks i said 4chan or fortran
can't decide if people are grammatically ignorant of grammatically ignorant has people
Not Sure if sushi dinner or trolling
Not sure if kidding or ignorant
not sure if being serious or trolling
NOt Sure if actually Out of Milkshakes Or just  too lazy to make
Not sure if teacher sucks or if statistics is bullshit
not sure if widescreen is on the side facing me or facing down
not sure if that's a black hole or ray's butt
Can't tell if zero day speed hack or just juiced
can't tell if your talking to me or through me
stupid? or faking.........can't tell
NOT SURE IF IMPRESSED OR HORRIFIED
dont know if bad internet or bad server
Not sure if stream of commerce or stream of commerce plus
Can't tell if autistic or just cs major
Not sure if dead skunk or really good weed...
Not sure if Mw2 Or Mw3
Not sure if glasses making eyes worse or was just really blind
not sure if other player is stuttering or just lagging
not sure if raining  or just tinted windows
Not sure if she's real or imaginary friend
Can't tell if bf3 troll or just special needs
crap wifi or server acting up?
not sure if candy is old or my taste buds are being retarded
Not sure if occupy tucson protest or homeless park
is that an ugly dog or lady gaga?
Not sure if spam or a real wall post
not sure if axl rose or philip seymour hoffman
not sure if horse holding cat.... or awesome axe advertisement
not sure if accidentally or whole thing
Not sure if 9:00 or 8:00
hmmmm Can't Tell if Steve is funny or just stupid
not sure if want
is this post funny or just a pet pic?
can't tell if bad driver or just asian
Not sure if bad art Or abstract
Not sure about this. But what the heck
Not sure if School's too hard Or me so lazy
Not sure if 9Gager  or simply wearing a grey shirt
Not sure if bar fight or dated chris brown
DAMN
i'm not sure if she's cannibal or she want copulate
Not sure if 8 or 0
not sure if high 5 or slap to the face
don't know if it's manga or some evil shit
nOT SURE IF GAY  OR JUST LOVES TO WEAR MY MOMS UNDERWeaR
NOT SURE IF GAY OR NOT STRAIGHT
NOT SURE IF SHE WAVED AT ME OR SOMEBODY ELSE BEHIND ME
can't tell if serious... or i'm just missing the pun
Not sure if cop or just highways agency
not sure if taxi driver in Russia is drunk or just evading bumpholes
i am undercover as chinese guy
not sure if gay or homosexual
NoT SURE IF ITCHY NOSE OR PICKING BOOGERS
NOT SURE IF NOT SURE OR NOT SURE
NOt sure if legal or just really mature for her age.
Can't tell if ryan really likes my song  Or Just Auto-Bopping
why is it only girls posting pics with grey shirt
Not sure if they're degrading women Or if Im not man enough for it
NOT sure if actual birthday or just ben j. campbell
not sure if doesnt know studen id number or just trollin
Can't decide if upvotes or downvotes
Not sure if orgo means organic or orgasmic.
Not sure if she was too lazy  Or my beard makes me look old
can't tell if stupid joke or STD reference
not sure if he REALIZES  its a woman
Hmmm its a..... Jellyfish??
not sure if sleepy or bored
not sure if i should fap
Jizzman y be gay?
Complains about council runs for 2nd term
Not sure if eleventh day of November
Not sure if eleventh day of November
not sure if sick or just starving
Not Sure if thats a fight or a black family reunion
Not sure if I should eat candy or if she should eat me
Not sure ıf zombıe apocalypse OR BEING AN ARCHAEOLOGIST  ıs better to bang the dead for a necrophılıac
not sure if genious or working with idiots...
NOT SURE IF JEW OR JUST CURLY HAIR
Not SURE iF EYES ARE BLURRY OR IF TEXT IS JUST TOO SMALL
cant tell if she accepted the memewar or liked my post because it was epic
cant tell if she meant dunno or just posted it because she doesnt know what it means
Unsure if RP OR RL
not sure if sirius or betelgeuse
Not sure if #occupyriverside or just a shanty town
Cant tell if movers like jagger  or just justin drunk with a baguette
OR DOWN NOT SURE IF UP
OR DOWN NOT SURE IF UP
Drank from 2 liter coke bottle to take pill Not sure if swallowed or backwashed into bottle
not sure if invitation to smoke marijuana or to become martyr
not sure if real or if the media is trolling us
stomach hurting like crazy can't tell if food poisoning or stomach flu
not sure if she likes me or i'm misreading her friendliness
Not sure if sarcastic or serious
Not sure if friends want to hang out or if they just pitty me
not sure if everyone smokes weed or just all my friends do
Can't tell if Mac Miller Post is worth downloading Or it sucks
NOT SURE IF CUTE GIRL IS HIPSTER OR POOR
Can't tell if bad taste or if my filmtipset just got hacked
not sure if you're a troll or just a stupid kid
can't tell if no one saw script or movie post or no one cares
not sure if you lie or tell the truth
NOT SURE IF ALLEGORY OR JUST INCOHERENT
not sure if i always disliked religions or reddit made me
NOT SURE IF WEARING HALLOWEEN COSTUMES OR HIPSTERS
Not sure if uber pvper or warts are retards
hm
not sure if i'm dumb or you're confusing
NOT SURE IF REALLY GOOD DJ OR JUST DINO MACK
not sure if serious or being sarcastic
Not sure if all girls hotter OR because of engineering school
Not sure if GF is hot or I'm so stupidly in love
INVISIBLE TUMBLR FOLLOWERS SILENTLY JUDGING YOU
Not sure if russian Or just a drunk
not sure if balancing or just trolling
Not sure If sci fi trailer or cell phone ad
Not sure if seen as a friend or glock wanted
not sure if pony
Not sure if forever alone or socially awkward penguin
dorian's bday?! i guess it is
not sure if autotune or robot
Can't tell if serious or just plain stupid
Not sure if Beisle-ring or just Slenging Fr&#229;narormen ikring
Not sure if tired or lazy
not sure if baby is moving or if it is my bowels moving
Derek Mattis Not sure if he is super insane or super Genius?
nOT sure if black oR JUST VERY DIRTY
No toy seguro se me pica el culo o solo el ano
not sure if scary or being cute
not sure if costume or a delicious hotdog
do i like analog and airblaster or do i just want to be cool?
can't tell if children are being frightened on halloween or if something terrible is happening to them
Not sure if Lepers or humans
Can't tell if Iron Man Or tron
not sure if high or neighbor is pretty at all
Not sure if trolling or trollllolololololol
not sure if pedantic or just annoying
not sure if hes greek douche or hipster douche
cant tell if its lobster dinner or zoidberg
Not suRe if drunk Or zombie
not sire if pen in pocket or excited to see me
not sure if really out of touch with mainstream culture or new weird al album kinda sucks
not sure if smoking kills or smokers do so
Not sure if bad conversationalist Or just really likes crosswords
not sure if serious
not sure if good or bad plan
Not sure if being robbed Or if this person is a burglar for halloween
not sure if hooker or slutty halloween costume
Perae
Not sure if girls don't understand the joke or just stupid
not sure if was writing a screed or just a 3-liner
NOT SURE IF REALLY BRIGHT SCREEN OR bright face
are we human? or are we dancers?
NOT SURE IF it's 11:00 or 12:00
Not sure if mom or t-rex
pissed pants take that society
bbm di read doang? brarti lu jelek
Cant tell if hipster or gay
Can't tell if flirting or just nice
Not sure if actual cop or just extremely convincing costume
2 plus 2 is 4 or is it?
Not sure if hurt Or Halloween costUme
Not sure if she is his daughter or his trophy wife
do i play a few rounds of campaign mode first or connect to xbl
Not sure if he's gay or he accidentally touched my leg
not sure if guacamole or wasabi sauce
Not sure if seen pic already or catching onto reddits humor
y u no tell truth
Me if you dont get that prescription soon
Not sure if she's sleeping Or ignoring me
NOT SURE IF IM HUNGRY or bored
not sure if trolling or if your motorcylce is really having problems
Not sure if vandy sucks or Arkansas is really good
ich will mich heut richtig besaufe... Ohh wai?!
Not sure if towel is still wet or just cold
Not sure if philosopher Or time waster...
not sure if implying something or just italicizing ignoring people.
NOT SURE IF I'M STILL WEARING HALLOWEEN MAKEUP or it's the way how my face always look
Can't tell if male or Female
NOT sure if Scary Or brock
not sure if really liked it or just patronizing
Not sure if I'm in love with the character or the actor/actress..!
Not sure if naturally warm by taint or shit myself
not sure if negative easement or restrictive covenant
Not sure if Shinobi lives in providence
So many tabs where is the sound coming from?
Not sure if that's a sk8er boi or soccer mom
Not sure if this shower has lasted 30 minutes or 3 minutes
Not sure if trout or stuck on twig
Not sure if fupa  or fat lady
Can't tell if respect or disrespect
Not sure if stupid or hipster
not sure kim kardashian acts or she ıs pure ıdıot
Panda people? Well Played BLizzard...
Not sure if dog crying or someone washing windows
Not sure if high-brow humor or just autism
not sure if stance or wheels dont fit
Not sure if typing... or just trolling
not sure if i'm in bathroom or they ditched me
Not sure if Mania Or Caffeine Overdose
not sure if brony or little girl
not sure if i missed a spot or it's already growing back
not sure if steve buscemi's eyes or her real eyes
Can food drive? Stock PIle for zombie APOCALYPSE?
Not sure if hates Windows that much or is just trolling
NOT SURE IF FRIEND THOUGHT ABOUT ME OR MORE SPAM
not sure if voice of bendor or jake the dog
Not sure if cop or stripper
Don't know if getting better or worse
Not sure if telling old joke or just asking dumb question
Not sure if real beef or bad woman joke
SOMEONE FARTED
Not sure if trolling or actually creeping for over a year
not sure if girl is interested or facebook chat froze
Not sure if real life or just fanta sea
Not sure if just plugging his band or retarded
Not Sure if gay or she just ugly
Not sure if insult or Compliment
Not sure if serious or just modest
Htting on me or wishful thinking
Not sure if really dumb or crazy smart
ass ass
Not sure if Less overtly bitchy Email is actually more Passive Agressive
Not sure if I should be fry for halloween or ginger
NOT SURE IF BEAR OR JUST WIERD LINES
NOT sure if like this song or subconscious screaming 'pay attention to road!'
Unsure if really cute... or child abuse...
Not sure if Friend Or mortal enemy
don't know if snow or dandruff
not sure if poker face or poke her face
Not sure if trying to be funny or actually serious
not sure if poker face or poke her face
Not sure if overthinking Or if every song I hear is SENDING a warning
not sure if volcano or chuck norris toilet
not sure if homeless or just occupying
NOT sure IF i'M THE ONLY ONE WHO GETS A BONER WHEN i GO ON KILLING RAMPAGES IN FALLOUT
Not sure iF hoT Of iF girls surrounding are just ugly
not sure if super topic or welcome to oprah
not sure if a farm bot or just wicked
NOT SURE IF I'M ACTUALLY READING THIS OR JUST BORED
Not sure if balotelli or micah richards
NOT SURE IF PROFESSOR IS CLEVER REDDITOR OR I SPEND TOO MUCH TIME ON REDDIT
watch 4:3 movie in 16:9
Not Sure if Neighbors are fighting or if tv is too loud
NOT SURE IF LAUGHING OR JUST TYPING
Dont know whether to Answer dameons questions Or just nod
biggest troll in group is lee Only one who makes sense is lee
Can't tell if funny or not funny
NOT SURE IF ANIMANIAC OR JUST BADLY DRAWN MICKEY MOUSE
not sure if sailor moon cosplayers... ...or just drunks from last night's bar crawl...
CANT TELL IF BRAVE OR JUST PLAIN DUMB
Not sure if fireworks  or wizard duel
dimana dimana dimana lo dimana kekasihku ?  abang  manyun nih
why do chinese people all look like that?
Baning without reason? sounds a bit like abuse
Can't seem
Not sure if tom is telling the truth or just doesn't want to admit that we're cooler than him
Farts is that chicken or corn?
not sure if ofek or just a gay
cant't tell if entertained 'wow'  or sarcastic 'wow'
Not sure if there's something in my eyes or marijuana
Not sure if repost or seen it yesterday
NOT SURE IF SILVER NITRATE OR JUST BAD COMPLEXION
not sure if tire is flat or person in car is just fat
Not sure if TRoll Or is just stupid
not sure if in greek life or actually likes fishing
NOT GOOD FROM FAR CANT BE GOOD
Professor forgets to review for exam Face of retaliation
syed lies about usb disposal who can i trust now?
not sure why you dont tell me
Maybe I do need glasses or maybe I'll just buy empty frames
NOt sure if  window fog is dissapearing or getting bigger
IS IT A PEAK ...OR NOISE ?
Not sure if rapist or just a creep
I'M NOT SURE IF EAT
fapping dog walks in and stares
not sure if actual test or just a joke
Don't know if trolling or just a newfag
not sure if student or instructor
Not sure if in love Or coffee to strong
Not sure if it stopped hurting or my body has gone numb from the pain
Not sure if strict christian or mega troll
Not certain if  nEW MEME OR JUST A TROLL
Not sure if linear or not
not sure if afk or just to lazy to type
How high were you WHEN you were holding that pumpkin?
not sure if boring or very boring
Not sure if I'm Drunk or on a boat
not sure if i'll spend 1000€ or go to luanda hostel
nOT SURE IF PEDOFILE OR JUST             ARSENE WENGER
Not sure if positive or negative feedback
Not sure if sarcastic or just insane
Not sure if hipster or gay
cant tell if anti pro or pro noob
not sure if yes... ...or no
Not sure if subzero or tundra
Not sure if Family Guy Or first Year final
Not sure if Weeaboo Or Exchange Student
NOT SURE IF FIRST CRACK OR SECOND CRACK AND IMMINENT CHAFF FIRE
not sure if he is stuck in the 80's or just gay
Not sure if sarcasm or general intrigue
not sure if palm tree or tatiana
Not sure if novelty account or just relevant name
Not sure if good cook or really stoned
Rodney called backside NOT SURE IF REALLY THERE
Not sure if dead skunk or really good weed
Not sure if drunk Or awake
not sure if brony or homosexual
Not sure if fart or shit
Not sure if try hard or just noob
Can't tell if fry or fried
MUST GET NEW ALARM CLOCK MINE KEEPS WAKING ME UP
LOL I SAW WHAT U DID THAR
Dont know if stupid or Retard? cwaldorf.blogg.no
nOt sure if still coldplay or screaming of two million gays
Not sure if troll or just clueless
not sure if trolling                 or   just being annoying
one minute please eyes are waking up
not sure if serious or just really good at trolling
wasnt sure if serious or seriously is right
Not sure if no fun because of more studying or no fun because no more loan money
CAN'T TELL IF FLU OR BLACK PLAGUE
not sure if i miss my gf or simply lazy to cook
can't tell if coffee just too sweet or someone put sugar in it while i wasn't looking
Not sure if Female or just Ezreal
not sure if its a fart or a shart
not sure if eating chips or my own teeth
Not sure if i should ask girlfriend to try or surprise her
Not sure if karl daniel or just gay
Wicked not playing irelia losing every game
Not sure if ignoring or too sick to talk
hmmmm i'd hit that
Not sure if you're stupid Or just stupid
Not sure if watching nlcs game 6 or home run derby
Not sure if i should care or just give up
not sure if redbull vodka or just redbull
Not sure if bad-ass corpsegrinder or geek with 4 wow accounts
NOt Sure if good at rock band or just bass
Not sure if cute
are we clear?
Not sure if Darleen at costco 0483 was into me or if she was just friendly
Not sure if cartoon is not boring or just nickelodon
not sure if cher or a tuba
not sure if cameltoe or cheese burger
cant tell if too innocent or mentally retarded
not sure if homosexual invite OR JUST REALLY WANTS ME TO PICK UP ''NUTS'' IN HIS ''BACKYARD''
Not Sure if tired or turning chinese
not sure if vampire or just wears glitter
not sure if reaaally serious all the time or just dont liek me
gigantic comet is it coming or going?
NOT SURE IF TROLLINg OR PICTURE TOO SMALL
Not sure if he is drunk or just retarded
Not sure if dubstep or computer about to explode
Not Sure if it's healthy getting turned on by memes...
Not sure if suited up Or faculty member
Not sure if girl is interested or just flirty personality
not sure if ok with myself getting turned on by this
Not sure if need glasses or just tired eyes
can't tell if also trolling or just very jimmy
not sure if depressed or surrounded by assholes
not sure if getting hit on or getting friendzoned
NOT SURE IF RETORICAL OR JUST RETARDED
not sure if occupy wallstreet or apple store
not sure if winrar or stuxnet
not sure if thats a traje or just a suit
not sure if troll or genuinely retarded
NOT SURE IF REAL LIFE OR JUST FANTASY
I SEE WHAT YOu Did THar
Cant tell if grandma back from dead or chuch testa
not sure if dubstep or dank snoring
??мка
not sure if really bad driver or just drunk
Vet inte om jag &#228;r nog t&#246;rstig s&#229; jag orkar lyfta p&#229; r&#246;ven och h&#228;mta colan p&#229; vardagsrumsbordet
Not Sure if serious about Ultimate  or just trolling me
Not sure if a horse or a frog
Not sure if a gift Or Ploy to acquire alcohol
Not sure if a gift Or a trade for Beer
not sure if hipster or old person
Not sure If mother died today or yesterday
No Sure if Phage got Worst or wilo got better
Not sure if you're trying to be a tool or a manwhore
Not sure if banned or just trolling cryptic studios
Not sure if using pun or bad grammar
Can't tell if I meant to come here Or if Fingers just typed reddit
Not sure if you're a really sexy girl or the sexiest girl
Not sure if honest or insulting
Not sure if interpretive dance Or epileptic
you're an escort? not sure if want.
Not sure if She's sleeping ...Or just avoiding sex
can't tell if male or female
Not sure if awesome cook or extremly hungry
Not ure if one direction or gay hipsters
Not sure if IOS5 is good or hype talking
CAN'T TELL IF LAWYER WANTS TO HELP OR OFFERED A DATE
Not sure if I got no mail or mail hasn't come yet
Not sure if my locker or someone else's
Not sure if talking to me or to other poster
Cant decide if i should disregard REALITY  or play NEw Vegas
teoria do caos Ou solda de PS3 brickado
Not sure if salesforce is awesome or I just need a job
Not sure if clever or i just like fry
Not sure if Flinstones reference Or coming on to me
WHAT U TALKING ABOUT?
korean? or circles and lines
pretty sure that when you read this you imagined fry saying it
Not sure if pedos are downvoting because they will miss r/jailbait or if redditors disagree with the morals of said subreddit
Not Sure if markus is right or piet is wrong
Why is anything Anything?
Not sure if lecturing or making strange noises
I shouLD CARE ABOUT THAT... BUT I DON'T
test1 test2
Not sure if liking song Or is calling me fat
Not sure if pregnant or just really fat
not sure if making fun of racists or racist
NOT SURE IF MARE THE SECOND OR MARE THE THIRD
is it true that ur a faggit?
think drive ejected could be a trick
not sure if laggy or just quiet
NOT SURE IF GIRL IS WINKING AT ME OR JUST HAS A TWITCH
Don't know if do quests or level skills
Not sure if... f*ck It
Not sure if 12 or just immature
not sure if wary of online shopping or cant find vacuum to match shoes
Not sure if using shitty camera or just old picture
not sure if kids just getting dumber or special ed. field trip to my store...
Is she..? nope
not sure if hungry or just bored
Not sure if jealous or genuinely confused
Not sure if yes or no
Not sure if hipster or redneck
not sure if actually cleaned fluff or just trying to seem like a good guy
Not Sure if chessy romance or porno
Stole my joke seek revenge later
NOT SURE IF CAUGHT BY SPAM FILTER OR EVERYONE'S DEAD
Not sure if H/W issues or linux is JUST being linux ?
not sure if neighbours having sex or exorcism
no sure if patronising or sincere
not sure if shuffling or like a g6 tonight
Not sure if playoffs or the first winnipeg jets game
not sure if flirting  or actually really stupid
Not sure if Frasier's British Or just pretentious
Not sure if you're ignoring me or just sleeping
not sure if noob or 10-year old kid
Not sure if rolling forwards or just being utterly retarded
sMALLWORLDS ROCKS
DRINK BEER TO FAST  I DONT REMEMBER BOARDING A CAROUSEL
Can't tell if really good idea or just good at bullshitting
NOT SURE IF GOOD IDEA or just good B.S.
not sure if host sucks or hackers
not sure if host sucks or hackers
Not sure if gatorade or just pee
Not sure if joking Or just stupid
NOT SURE IF CRAZY OR ON BLUETOOTH
TO pull out... or just pretend like I didn't nut
I sense THAT YOU ARE  hating on sora96
NOT SURE IF BEIBER FEVER OR HERPES
not sure if gay or just likes barney
Not sure if head is on fire or just my hair
I'm suspicious seriously
can't tell if crowd is small or randy anderson scared everyone off
NOT SURE IF SERIOUS OR LYING
Baby i love u alot do i.....
I Walk Run At Me Bro
not sure if you're hot or im drunk
not sure if others noobs or me just pro
Not sure if she's really hot or i'm still drunk
Not sure if someone just spat on me or it's just raining
Not sure if i saw this on 9gag or tumblr
Not sure if someone just spat on me or it's just raining
not sure if fat or not
Dubstep? Hmm... Not sure if it's music
Can't tell if racist or just scared of the dark
not sure if shy or just ignoring
how old are you? nevermind
not sure if gas or painful soupy fecal matter
Not sure if not hungover or just still drunk
not sure ıf read as portıs head or portısh head
Not sure if open MInded... Or Easily swayed
Not sure if hot Or really big sunglasses covering face
youngster? not sure if cute or adorable..
not sure if fridge was stolen or just misplaced
unsure if serious or being funny
not sure if good at lol or just killsteal
not sure if talking to noob or tv star's multi
not sure if it's my fault or her hormones'
can't tell if fat or pregnant
Not sure if you miss me or you're just bored
Not sure if been drinking or created wrong meme
NO SURE IS IT ME MES OR MEMES
Not sure if Shampoo or Brain is boiling
Not sure if alex doesn't know this meme or is referencing it
can't tell if east european or just stupid
HEALTHY POWER TV TIME
Can't tell if jim is dumb 50 year old troll or immature pedo
Not sure if meant to be gay or foreign
look at him saving hoes
removed 108 times .....For no reason?
not sure if burning tires or burning clutch
not sure if STARING AT ME OR  STARING  BACK  AT  ME
Fry says Ohhhhhh her....shes just a friend
NOT SURE IF HATE OR SEXUAL TENSION
Not sure if mike wilson is mad Or just likes to swear a lot
not sure if trolling or being serious
cant tell if boy or girl on pokemon
dunno if I wait to buy a pc or just do it now
It Support Guy
not sure if stupid or trolling
Not sure if mourning steve or just likes black shirts
Not sure if likes me Or getting fired
not sure if i need to shit or just fart
not sure if neighbor is having sex or losing at xbox
Not sure if bad grammar or play on words
Not sure if being nice Or being sarcastic
not sure if fart or shart
Not sure if on reddit because I can't sleep or if i can't sleep because i'm on reddit
not sure if steve jobs death is tragic or just an endless source of metirial
Not sure if likes me or going to fire
NOT SURE IF HUNGRY OR JUST FAT
not sure if song or just people screaming
can't tell if betty white is now funny or everyone is being ironic
people can go to mars but they won't return
Chinese? Or is spreadsheet corrupt??
Not sure if Truthful Or lying to get him the job
Can't tell if retarded or just another douche
Not sure if post is getting notes or just fake tumblr robots
not sure if flirting or just trying to be nice
coffee overdose
not sure if gambian toyboy or modern slavery
Can't tell if i lost weight or if my belt streched
NOT SURE IF 4s OR JUST 4
not sure if flattering or creepy
Not sure if sarcasm or genuine surprise
Not sure if crab... or facehugger Nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.
not sure if mad or faking for attention...
calc test tomorrow seems legit
Am i Stoned? let me think....
was that a fart or a shart?
Not sure if roommate is eating noodles or just having sex
not sure if food is great or just hungry
Not sure If serious Or Trolling
NOt sure if being nice or thinks i'm attractive
used only exlaimation points not sure if yelling
NOT SURE IF I CRAPPED MY PANTS OR MY ASS IS SWEATING
iphone 4s better i get eyephone from mom
CAn't tell if      IPHONE 4 or iphone 4s
not sure if trolling or just tomek
Not sure if student center or strip club
not sure if getting sick or just startup problems
can't tell if libertarian or 7 years old
sideline hoe wants to be a starter. not in my game!
not sure if he's fag or just european
not sure if french or fry
Not sure if manly girl or feminine boy
Not Sure if Racist or Just Chinese
not sure if under pressure or ice
not sure if bbq or raging wild fire
NOT SURE IF SUICIDE HEADACHE OR JUST TENSION
OR I messed this up NOT SURE IF 1 step ahead
Not sure if serious or just uneducated
Not sure if is the gayest thing i ever see or still not as gay as twilight
Not sure if she likes me Or just overly nice
Y U HATE ON HOUSE?
not sure if you meant me or guy named stephen..
not sure if retarded or just really stupid
Not sure if serious or trolling
not sure if delicious or stale
not sure if... -Goodnews everyone!
Bug Where is it?
Can't tell if last nice  or just azerrrrrrrrrr
Not Sure if Arm hurts from Lifting Or Eating Shit Last Night
Not sure if Daniel Or socially awkward penguin
not sure if dying or just heartburn
Can't tell if bill cosby  or scat singing
not sure if i have to fart or take a shit
Not sure if trolling or unskilled
Not sure if cross eyed or just drunk
Not sure if i liked the girl or it was just the alcohol
Not sure if stupid or just trolling
Can't tell if fag Or just OP
not sure if she likes me or just friendly
not sure if alive or chuck testa
NOT SURE IF IRONIC GENIUS OR ACTUALLY TERRIBLE
not sure if deviantart watchers care about my work or just being friendly
Not sure if stolen or if he got more clever
Not sure if alive Or chuck testa
not sure if getting far  or getting away
Not sure if chocolate milk Or coffee
NOT SURE IF DEPRESSED OR UCHICAGO STUDENT
not sure if house cleaning or slutty house wife
Can't tell if doesn't get the joke or troll
Not sure if You're interested Or just polite
Not sure if masterpiece or piece of crap
Not Sure IF I'M 99% OR  FIRST WORLD PROBLEM
Not sure if really loud sex or being murdered
NOT SURE IF FRIDAY OR FRY-DAY
not sure if shy or just arrogant
Not sure if 1%.. or Wall st trader
Not sure if Gay Or just hipster
not sure if didn't understand joke or anti-joke
not sure if hot or just the makeup
are u writing to yourself or someone just ignore u?
Not sure ıf phohe ringing or just the engıne
touch
not sure if dike or drag queen
not sure if compliment or sarcasm
not sure if truthful or just being sarcastic
Not Sure If Hipster
not sure if hitting on me or just drunk
Not sure if sketch of cain or sketch of jeremy
not sure if stylin attempt or just retarded
NOT SURE IF I HATE MY JOB OR JUST LAZY
Total gamming come to us bro
cant tell if serious or just stupid
Christina Parie Or Rebecca Black?
not sure if interested or just friendly
im a fan just not of any specific team
Not sure if bathroom for two or lock the door
not sure if i don't know how to calculate this or just don't know the whole subject
Not sure if sick or just really hungover
Not sure if genuinely nice girl or christian
Not sure if mad or mad
y u no be serious?
Can't tell if favorite image from futurama  or if just wanted to use meme
not sure if idiot or just an idiot
NOT SURE IF HOT GIRL oR juST ACCIDENT
Why is an old man sniffing Me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOT SURE IF Its a trap
NOT SURE IF im sure or not
Cant tell if woman  or really fat man
Not sure if hilarious joke or his concussion
Not sure if im mad Or just really lonely
Not sure if Jenny is my mom or some real person
not sure if no can ascii or stupid
Not Sure if cool story bro or feels bad man
not quite sure if clingy or just not getting any
Can't tell if pk'er or killing pk'er
I see what you did there.. And I don't like it
Not sure if itS a trap
Not sure if expired or that's just what it smells like
Not sure if asthmatic or just really unfit
18 hot chicks in my area
NOT SURE IF RETARDED OR JUST TEENAGE GIRL ON FACEBOOK
Not sure if clever use of a feature in a new and innovative way or hacking
not sure if can't see or eyebrows too bushy
So very unsure
not sure if trolling or just stupid
Not Sure if galvin knows what memes are Or just acting like it
NOT SURE IF FAT or just big boned
Not sure if hurting his feelings Or getting him popular
Not sure if troll or just retarded
Not sure if serious or just fake status
Not sure if all republican women are stupid      Or just Bachmann and palin
I SEE YOU!
adam why you be faggot
NOT SUre if girls don't answer because of facebook chat problems or just forever alone
Can't tell if he really likes zoidberg or beating a meme to death
not sure if oboc or angels singing
Not sure if i should be proud or kill her
NOT SURE IF LIKE OR HATE THE NEW DELICIOUS
hmm... I FORGOT WHAT I WAS THINKING ABOUT again...
HMM... CARROSIN
not sure if highly intellectual or bullshit
Not sure if sarcasm or seriousness
not sure if I'm Excited Or super
Not sure if waiting for the bus or crossing street
not sure if should train oddish or just smoke it
can't tell if damp or just cold
Not sure if reddit is evil or simply doesn't like bender
Not SURE IF TROLLIN OR GOOGLE+ IS BROKE
Not sure if they're banging or the perfect murder
Not sure if roomates having sex or daft punk
platypus!? isn't that an animal?...
not sure if made out with luts or flat chest
not sure if addictet to internet OR JUST PERMANENTLY BORED
Not sure if gay or just really canadian
Not sure if john's team rocks Or chip's team sucks
Not sure if english
NOT SURE IF IF I'M SURE
dont know if Andresen is retarded or just him self
Not sure if will is on break or being a piece of shit
NOT SURE IF HUNGRY OR if need beer
what is that?!?! ooh its my...my..my my?
Andy milonakis
not sure if bbq chicken or fart
Not sure if turning here or just left blinker on
not sure if retarded or just religious
NOT SURE IF i OR 1
Not sure if gay or extremely artistic
not sure if gay or just a hipster wearing bermudas
Not sure if Wallet emptied by roommate or just fiscally irresponsible
Not sure if troll or idiot
Not sure if Sarcasm or actually means it.
Not sure if n00b or OP/commenter hybrid
NOT SURE if fsgaming or just a website
NOT SURE IF ETHAN HAWKE OR MALCOLM IN MIDDLE
Not sure if emily is not checking or just very stupid
can't tell if fry or just asian
not sure if my picture is shitty or just been staring at it too long in Photoshop
not sure if rock in rio or pop in rio
Not sure if jamaican or some kind of amish
Not sure if actually stylish or just PRETTIEST one here
not sure if cunning putin is thinking something  or just farted
not sure if trolling or just grossly misinformed
not sure if staring or listening
CAN'T TELL IF SPANISH SPEAKER OR MEME
Cant tell if trolling or just from canada
Not sure if little squeaker or dookied myself
Can't tell if you like  Jack Daniels or not
Not sure if jewish or just big nose
NOT SURE IF HIPSTER OR CRAZY PERSON
Not sure if joking or if she'll actually do it
Not Sure  to use left facebook or right facebook
Not sure if i hate my job or hate working
Not sure of  what was i thinking
Do you see a smile on my face .
can't tell if troll or just stupid
CAN'T TELL IF JEWISH OR JUST AMISH
Im trying to make you feel bad
Can't Tell if Hipster or homeless...
not sure if dead or just zombie
Haters Gon Hate
not sure if tired or just bored
don't know if homeless or cosplaying
Not sure if it's raining Or trees rustling in the wind
Not sure if flattered Or insulted
Cant decide if Jabber not working Or everyone ignoring me
Not sure if it's really his B-day or not
Not sure if meme out of trend or just hibernating
not sure if being cool or being douche.
not sure if charlie sheen roast is mean or just hilarious
......... You know im veegan
Not sure if tears are happy or sad
Can't tell if Acting  or serious.
NOT SURE IF @KBIEKSA3 IS REAL OR WE'RE GETTING KESTROLLED
Not sure if particle or wave
Not sure if omen or just peasant rabble
Not sure if boyfriend or just guy in pic
NOT SURE IF SAD OR HAVE GAS
Not sure if Ben Stiller or just Sam Harris
Not sure if racist or  tasteless joke
Not sure if gif. is failing or my computer
not sure if bad fanfic or really well-written troll fic
Not sure if sand Or just Broken teeth
Not sure if being serious or just trying to be funny
not sure  if real animal or chuck testa
Not sure if non-native speaker or just dumb
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR JUST DELTRESE
Not sure if flour or just cocaine
i have a feeling the person is a homosexual
not sure if ravine... or chunk error.
OR JUST IN A BAD MOOD NOT SURE IF EVERYONES BEING ANNOYING
Air Show pilot
Not sure if Booker T is a GENIUS  or is just bad at COMMENTARY
Not sure if sheep or wolly rat
Not sure if bored or just brain dead
not sure if usefull task or wasted time
hmmmmmm i see 16:9
dON'T KNOW IF BRAVE... OR JUST PLAIN STUPID
Not sure if bible verse or birthdate
Not sure if innocent suggestion or a trap
NOT SURE IF stomach ache OR just hungry
Not sure if was always socially awkward  or because of four years of catholic school
Can't tell if introduced you to memebase Or just resparked your intrest in it instead
hufflepuff
not sure if accent or speech impediment
cant tell if walking towards me or away from me..
Not sure if skunk or good weed
NOT SURE SHE SERIOUS OR JUST TROLLING
not sure if pan still greasy or just teflon
Not sure if alive or just chuck testa
Not sure if alive or Chuck Testa
Not sure if zombie or enderman
Not sure if compliment or insult..
NOT SURE IF TROLLING OR ACTUALLY CRAZY
Not sure if Making Small Talk or mocking me
NOT SURE IF EDGY HIPSTER OR FLAMING HOMOSEXUAL
Not sure if scolding hot or way too cold
Not Sure if cult just self-help seminar
Not sure if bad coding or dreamweaver site
you bore me to squint
Not sure if she's interested or just social
Not Sure if Professor or adult student
not sure if stupid or just female
CANT TELL IF JOKING OR STUPID TEXAN
Not sure if own feed or everyone can see
not sure if paulo was serious or just kidding
not sure if capital i or lowercase l
Can't tell if trolling or insane
not sure if friend is laughing at my joke or something else
Not SURE IF HAVE TO DIE TO FURTHER STORYLINE OR GAMEOVER
i SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE
I see what you did there
NOT SURE IF TATTOO OR JUST ED HARDY
Not sure if jewish or just greedy
Some people say im slow... wait a minuite that was an insult!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
not sure if gay or just twilight fans
not sure if hot girl or drunk
farted. Not Sure if going to barf
Not sure if british food or just garbage
farted. Not Sure if going to Vomit
not sure if subbass or kick in  nuts
NOT SURE IF SOMEONE FARTED OR FOUL SMELLING UPPER LIP
not sure if haley beutler a man or woman
not sure if actual status or song lyrics
Not sure if greatly stupid or stupidly great
Can't tell if troll or retarded
not sure if glow in the dark or just pale
Not sure if low self esteem or he's rich
Not sure if pregnant or just fat
cant tell if pre-op or post-op
Not sure if choking or speech impediment
No more Mr nice guy.
not sure if life's telling me to give up or try harder
not sure if sick or slept with mouth open
not sure if smiling or just emoticons
hmmm I have a plan ...
Hot bank teller asks for Id when cashing check. Not sure if flirting or just doing her job.
not sure if it's good or bad (pear face)
not sure if maggie gylenhaal or kirsten dunst just drank a bit too much
did that toilet overflow or is that pee?
Not sure if squinting or CHINESE
not sure if internet is slow or my mind is suddenly faster
not sure if colorblind or just stupid
NAO TENHO CERTEZA SE IMPRESSIONEI DEMAIS OU SE ESQUECERAM DE APLAUDIR
NOT SURE IF TRYING TO ABBREVIATE OR JUST A DUMBASS
Can't Tell if He likes My little pony Or is trolling me
gilson i think your gay
Can't tell if smart or autodraft
Can't tell if i should respond seriously or make a joke
Not sure if following shitty blogs Or tumblr just sucks now
not sure if actual relationship or just playing around
Not Sure if I never friended them Or they unfriended me
Not sure if excited or irritated.
Not sure if phone broken or social pariah
need to get laid or just have to pee
NOT SURE IF BEING SARCASTIC OR JUST UNENTHUSIASTIC
not sure if lagging or drunk
Not sure if omgus or just rvs
I think I smell coconut butter
Don't know if you know what i'm talking about or just trolling
is this a dream? or is it the matrix?
NOT Sure if hd footage from iraq or actual game
Can't tell if cash injection scheme... or just bad administration...
NOt sure if really high or packers Saints game was really good
not sure if period started or just axe-wound
cant tell if gay or really happy
Not sure if liking my status in agreement or enjoying my misery
not sure if graphic designer.... or just easily swayed by good advertising.
NOT SURE IF He'S GAY  OR IF IT's JUST YASH
can't tell if likes it or not funny
Not sure if thunder Or neighbor taking out the trash
Not sure if neighbor kids are having fun... or being murdered by parents
Not SURE IF TROLLING... OR AcTually serious
not sure if should press q or hold q
not sure if buzzing on call is shitty skype connection or just someone using vibrator.
NOT SURE IF SHE'S PREGNANT OR JUST FAT
NOt Sure if high... or i just can't open my eyes
still trying to see what you did there
not sure if that's a cool way or a gay way to dodge bullets
not SURE IF 1024 KB OR 1MB
not sure if she is hitting on me or just being friendly
Not sure if pregnant or beer belly
not sure if hot. take off huge sunglasses please
Not sure if i should save those two songs i like or save the whole album
Not sure if enthusIastic Or drunk
not sure if enthusiastic or drunk
Not sure if Hot Or only girl in class
can't tell if stupid or ozdocs technician
Not sure if it's a fart or shit!
I see that you saw What i did there
Not sure if short shorts or no shorts
not sure if party or excuse to get drunk
Not sure if tired or hungry
Not sure if ho or bro
not sure if wet from rain or sweating profusely
Not sure if enthusiastic or drunk
not sure if aroused or just have to pee
not sure if referencing supa hot or speaking fob
Not sure if quoting supa hot or turning into a fob
Complains of backpain allergic to flexeril
i can't seem to find Feras's Lund.
Not sure if serious
can't tell if hot or biased inclination towards chinese girls
so i herd u liek mudkipz.
Not sure if tired or just lazy
Not sure if I should hit up or wait for something better
Not sure if Belly top or brown belt
Not sure if the greatest troll or greatest DOUCHEBAG
Not sure if message sent or trying to tell me something
not sure if i still like memegenerator.net
Not sure if planned
not sure girlfriend is cooking fish or getting nacked
Not sureif gamemoe release or advertisment
soldat forums or just Hell
Not sure if hates meme or just trolling
No meme's day? Not on my watch
Can't tell if troll post or stupid
Can't tell if playing hard to get Or not interested
Not sure when asucm Trolling Or just stuPid
not sure if fraped or just plain lame donshue
Not sure if  hungry Or abs extremely sore
Not sure if funny or stupid
Not sure if soapy or still greasy
Not sure if funny or just lame
Remembering i c what u did thar
Well played fellow meme generator
Not sure if vizualizer is frozen or a [10]
NOT SURE IF HATE everyone OR JUST SLEEPY
Can't tell if clothes are still wet or just room temperature
Not sure if loud drunk girl or forcible touching victim
not sure if fireworks or gunshots
Not sure if or Can't tell if not sure if or can't tell if
not sure if ignoring or afk
Cant tell if Delivery  Or Digiorno
Can't tell if stupid or just trolling
NOT SURE IF COP OR SECURITY
Not sure if monkey or alien overlord
Not sure if can or bottle
Can't tell if sickness... oh wait just gas...
can't tell if sick... oh wait just gas
can't tell if fb chat is broken or nina's writing a novel again
Not Sure if sara dosen't want us to know starting roster Or if she forgot how to roster players
not sure if serious and dumb or joking and unfunny
Not sure if that guy's crazy or on bluetooth
Not sure if crazy Or just badass
Not sure if beer Or Gas Grenade
I see you Making new bugs
NOT SURE IF i want TO LEAVE OR JUST WANNA STAY
Not sure if particle or wave
Not sure if fart or actual turd
Not sure if Tablet Or Phone
not sure if you were front page on reddit or a thief...
is she asleep... or SERIOUSLY drunk?
Not sure If Too drunk Or Too high
Not sure if cleaning the window or practising voyeurism
Not sure if older than me Or I'm just immature
Not sure if making a minecraft joke
Not sure if she is pregnant or fat
Not sure if lost phone or hallucinating
NOT SURE IF DOUG FUNNY SOUNDS LIKE ME OR JUST i SOUND LIKE DOUG FUNNY
Not sure if trolling Or just sidari
can't tell if stupid or just christian
Not Sure IF Moron Or serious
Not sure if busy Or too lazy
Cant tell if need emergency medical attention or just gas
NOT SURE IF DERMAN LOOKS LIKE ME OR IF I LOOK LIKE DERMAN
Not sure if They have a child Or just a really young sibling
Not sure if a hot girl or i like them all
Not sure if former customer or just lucky guess...
Not sure if speaking metaphorically Or Literally
Not sure if 99 problems or 99 red balloons
Not sure what episode this is from
Not sure if flexo or STYLISH bender
Not Sure if Older then Me Or Just Immature
Dont know if trolling Or just being Kg
this does.. not make sense
Not if it is better to put Or only to rub
Time to exterminate my foes I can't stand you hoes
Not sure if chapter one or crash test
Not sure if she digs me or if shes just nice
can't tell if happy or just mood changes
Not sure if intentionally feeding or just plain stupid
Can't figure out if that was the cutest message ever or you're just a smart ass.
Not sure if people like the touchpad or the $99 price
PEBKAC ERROR
i see you have a good point.
World Trade Center cross--not sure if thumbs up from god or middle finger from allah
stare for 3 hours still not sure
NOt Sure if Suite or Sweet.
Not sure if food was awesome OR I was starving
not sure if mad for good reason or on the rag
Can't tell if lying or just retarted
NOT SURE IF YOU'RE RELATED TO ME or just a family friend
Not sure if patro seems stupid or he really is
Not sure if being serious or sarcastic
Not sure if some sort of incredible savant or just a charismatic retard
Not sure if depressed or just tired
Not sure if good or bad with money
Not sure if in fear of September 1st Or new Rokis Style
Not sure if bad or just modern
not sure if troll or virgin
Not sure if serious  or troll
Go in Arena
Not sure if Girlfriend is preparing for hurricane or just italian
Cant Tell If Justin Bieber Singin or Rebecca Black   -L
not sure if meme is still funny or just really high
not sure if natalie portman or just keira knightley
Don't Know if Hungover or Just Sick
Not sure if joking or just a complete mornon
Not sure if I make noise... then I get hit...
NOT SURE IF STILL DRUNK... oR JUST REALLY HUNGOVER...
Well Played sir
Not sure if serious nope still not sure
Not sure if mass voids is viable or liquid tlyer silver league
Can't tell if main character insane or just everyone out to get him
touche my friend touche
Not sure if woman or just potato
what is this brain you speak of
Challenge accepted.
definitely newfag*
Not sure if winter or just south san francisco
Not sure if bug is on me or just really high
Not sure if bug is on me Or just really high
FREY ma best friend
not sure if very tired or just high
not sure if trolling or serious
should I tell her... that i just came?
Not sure if black or a really dark indian
Not sure if that is funny or if that is how they really act
Warum du fett Soooeeerenn?????
Not sure if boner or button
can't tell if dogs are barking or if mom is screamcrying
i think....... i left the stove on
Can't tell if Really maSUka or really racist
thanks reni for helping me out with that a-hole
not sure if on shrooms Or woke up in the year 3000
Not Sure if lazy or just want karma
Not sure if serious Or just being sarcastic on the internet
Not sure if dubstep or just transformers having sex
Not sure if bug or debugger crash
not sure if I'm asian or irish
Not sure if trolling or doesn't know what memes are
Not sure if hungover or just parched for more alcohol
Not sure if still high or just tired
Not sure if not sure  or just asian
NOT SURE IF POST IS AWFUL OR JUST TOO HIGH TO UNDERSTAND IT
Not sure if purring or ready to attack
not sure if your birthday was yestarday or if it's today
Not sure if flexo or just bender
get haircut have shower
Not sure if forgot to include link in EMAIL Or not displaying in my browser
NOT SURE IF KADHAFI OR BENICIO DEL TORO
uther lightbringer wants to know what's going on here
not sure if check it out or video killed the radio star
NOT SURE IF HITTING ON ME OR JUST FRIENDLY
Not sure if assembled wrong Or not what I thought i was purchasing
Not sure if DC quake jokes jab at americans' sensationalism or just cheap shot at japan
not sure if hate nyjer Morgan or love him
Is nz  counting down to RWC Or the return of Doi
Not sure if they're living together or just joking
is it just you? or did i forget to flush?
Not sure if Dike or feminin guy
Not sure if talking to me Or just has lazy eye
Not sure if still rendering or crashed
Not sure if stupid or just trollin
not sure if studying or using tumblr
not sure if eyes burning or just sleepy
stylezz not sure if gay or just a hipster
Not sure if teen mom or sibling
so you believe in god
Not sure if warm fart... or if i poo'd myself
Beiber can't tell if gay boy or lez girl
Not sure if Trolling or Sirius
not sure if im depressed or just really lazy
is that a mole on her face or a dirt mark on my screen
Not suRE IF TROLLNG  OR BAD TASTE IN MUSIC
NOT SURE IF JEAN or just trolling
not sure if working or a static image
Can't tell if serious  or messing with me
not sure if offended or very impressed
Not Sure If Drunk or autocorrect is wrong
Not sure if serious or trolling...
Not sure if you ate today Or shit all over the house
not sure if boyfriend or really close guy friend
NOT SURE IF DRunK OR JUST REALLY STUPID
can't tell if bot or just retarded
not sure if sure or sure if not sure
Not sure if depressed or just akrady
Not sure if being sweet or just sucking up...
Not sure if fan stopping or just going slower
Not sure if I should 'like' status or vent rage in comment box
Not sure if sleeping or dead
(in response to an e-mail claiming I can make a living from home
not sure if curvy or just fat
Not sure if a danish guy or a hipster
This is RELEVANT  to my interests
Not Sure if trolling or if trolling
Not sure if Pessemist Or just Libertarian
Not sure if high or just watching a kid's show
Umm... Intresting
not sure if faggot or just really gay
not sure if gay or graphic designer
Not sure if serious or innuendo
NOt sure if male... or male
not sure if she looked at me or in my direction
Not sure if INdy's defense is that bad or skins offense that good
Not sure if implied hotness or just ugly
Not sure if pikachu or weird pixel cat
Now I see being asian is hard
Not Sure if worker transfer or scv all in
starting to think you might be retarded
I see what you did there
CAN'T TELL IF AN OBSTICLE OR SWEET BIKE JUMP
Can't tell if wants me or being polite
Not sure if drivers drunk... Or just incapable
Not sure if sleep deprived or people r stupid
Not sure if stupid or just swedish
not sure if uninterested or just socially awkward
Not sure if alive or just a tree
can't tell if teabagging or just moving while crouched
Not sure if excited for school Or just bored
Not sure if every one is mean  or if i am on my period
Not sure if a cop or just a d-bag
Cant tell if envious of his body or just gay.
Not sure if happy or sad or just confused
Is that a man or is it a mouse
are you kidding me..................... ......................................Are you kidding me?
Not sure if Ice Soap is so popular because its so stupid or is actually useful
Not sure if troll or lucky shit
Not sure if gay  or just trying to get into every girls' pants by liking extremely girly things..
hm... don't know if want
cant see if troll or jsut shahaf
I am china man You give rice nao
NOT SURE IF SMART OR EVERYONE ELSE IS DUMB
Not sure if fat or pregnant
not sure if hacked or wrong password
not sure if high or just drowsy
Not Sure if Joe or just  another pedophile
NOT SURE IF COP OR OLD LADY IN CROWN VIC
not sure if friend or has no karmas
Unsure if title is legit... or just sensationalist bullshit
Can't Tell If Status update Or just lyrics
Can't tell if good looking man Or really ugly woman
Not sure if good teacher or stand-up comedian
Not sure if secretly went to gymnasieskola or just good at giving random people advice on internet
anonymous or just newfag
NOT SURE IF TROLL OR ANON IS REFERRING TO SOMETHING ELSE
Not sure if guitar is detuned or just of shitty quality
I was wondering
not sure if you're just busy or avoiding me
CREO QUE ME OLVIDE DE ALGO... BUE YA FUE!...
Not sure if fart or about to shit myself in public
can't tell if actually complimenting or just being an ass
Cant tell if fry meme needs glasses or needs to open his eyes more
NOT SURE IF THOR RUSH OR IVO
Not sure if liking this means i agree with you or that i'd hit a dog
Can't tell if bad troller or just a ginger
NOT Sure if reddiTOR OR JUST TUMBLR USER
LIVIN' IN A LONELY WORLD
not sure if page is slow or i have a really slow computer.
are they chinese? or are they clones?
Not sure if bug... Or just crappy feature
Not sure if dialog is lagging or if terrible lyer
Not sure if gay or hipster
I C WHAT U DID THER
Not sure if gay or just nice
not sure if chris hansen is coming on to me or really just wants me to sit down
something smells fishy... oh wait
NOT SURE IF ' FENOUILDES BOIS' OR JUST 'DES CHAMPS'
Rioting? or next sale?
Not sure if hungry or just going to throw up
nOT SURE IF TROLLING OR JUST REALLY STUPID
NOT SURE IF SICK OR JUST HUNGRY
Not sure if actually into me Or just looking for a toke
not sure if REDDIT  or just facebook
NOT SURE IF KNOWS I AM DRUNK OR ALWAYS STARES AT ME
Not sure if hungover or mildly concussed
Not Sure if rihanna or mr saxobeat
Not sure if fired or caps is on
Not sure if notch is drunk with power or just drunk
not sure if competition or monopoly
not sure if a shark or a sheep
Not sure if typo Or just stupid
can't tell if alex smith or epic fail
not sure if assburger or just very clever
not sure if Peter or just stupid
not sure if dubstep or transformers getting it on
not sure if alex smith or epic fail
secret to touching your self in public look like a boss
anthe you look ugly... did you wash your ass today?
i donT KNOW IF YOU DO BUT IM NOT TELLING PEOPLE IF IM MASTURBAING
Not sure if you like toby turner or just his harry potter literal
Gośka Ty Coś kręcisz
Why does Wes's god look like the scientology god instead of the old white guy god? - Simon
NOT SURE IF SARCASTIC OR ANTAGONISTIC
IS this the real life? or is this just fantasy?
Can't tell if gothic novel trope or just dumb as shit
not sure if family's making noises ...or raptors
CAn't tell if having a poke war or wants to bang down
Not sure if Steven tyler or joan rivers
Not sure of capital letter 'i' or Small Letter 'L'
NOT SURE IF ROOF RACK OR LIGHT BAR
Can't tell if giant nose or mountain
no touchy my monkey
cant tell if troll or wants to sell for 50$
Not sure if Winning Or Tiger Wood-ing
Not sure if Spam or just really bad English
NOT SURE if TESLA BOY OR MIAMI HORROR is better
NOT SURE IF LEGIT EVENT OR LUKE AND LUKE TROLLING
can't tell if he's squinting back or mocking me
Not sure if Firefox Or disguised opera
Not sure if disconnected or being hacked
not sure if sex slave or just daughter
Hum... intrigante
Not sure if insulin pump Or a douchebag with a phone case
Theres eight slices in a pizza But i want nine...
Not sure if repost Or if i have been on reddit for too long
not sure if curtain or just muslim
are those real?
Can't tell if link viewed or if sister used computer
Write a comment get more 'likes' than the original post
puzzle says 2-4 years only took 1
Arrives home music ends as you finish parking
mom was on pill and still got pregnant I am the 0.1%
Watched 30 min video suddenly knows everything about african politics
Puts in USB The right way on the first try
First wipe Toilet Paper Clean
Didnt study for a test still get a higher grade than someone who did
Pressed play no livejasmin pop-up
Grows up and finds out he was a meme gets laid because of it
accidently clicked a link don't let go
late for work 9/11
friend said 'Onions are the only food that can make me cry' hit him in the face with a watermelon
said something funny in public stranger laughed
Forgets to set alarm Wakes up in time anyway
NO INTERNET AT NEW APARTMENT NEIGHBOUR HAS UNSECURED WIFI
make popcorn every single popcorn popped
Started my computer Adobe doesn't need an update
Didn't do homework Teacher doesn't check
bought a gift card... with a gift card
Girlfriend works at subway now she has to make me a sandwich
PLUG IN USB GET IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
set alarm clock on 7:30am Wakes up 7:29am
get in car with stranger stranger actually has candy
TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE Still an adventurer
sprayed lysol on 99.9% of germs killed 100%
Played pandemic began in madagascar
ignored chain mail didn't die
Comments on status gets more likes than the status itself
Teacher tells class to sit down Didn't even stand up
Saved Up for a new Macbook Pro Bought an EQUIVALENT PC
mom took my nose got it back
CRY GET REWARDED WITH BOOBS
Didn't do the homework teacher was absent
Hard question on a history exam Knows the answer from age of empires
PLAYED POKEMON CAUGHT THEM ALL
Drop phone Soften impact with foot
Make meme reference in class to answer teacher teacher gets it and brofists you
Ex-girlfriend sees me With new hotter girlfriend
goes to hotel finds free wifi
took a massive shit no splash-back
Parents use condom STILL Born
Pumping Gas let go when price ends in '.00'
calling the elevator elevator already there
Woke up thinking i missed my alarm It's Saturday
late to class not as late as professor
Wants to ask a stupid question Another kid asks it first
Watching favourite series CLick at exact right time to skip intro
types difficult word no red underlines
accidentally opened internet explorer it force closed itself
it&#180;s almost may still without timeline on facebook
didn't know the answer to a question on a test answer is in another question
Masturbate only using imagination no browser history to delete
Sneezed right when my ass hit the toilet seat fastest dump ever
SELECT SUPER SAVER DELIVERY 3-5 DAYS ARRIVES IN 2 DAYS
Parents just died i'm batman
favourite song ends as you turn off your engine
hot girl on facebook photo albums public
Have sex with pregnant woman tell friends i had threesome
Argue with  teacher win the argument
Change the radio station Beginning of favorite song
Called tech support spoke to an american
Met Forever Alone Found Him A Girlfriend
Computer Crashed and forgot to save homework autosaved
Touches bottom of desk no gum
Doesn't Study for a hard test Have the best grade in class
Skip class It gets canceled
made it to thursday still haven't posted anything about kony
Sets alarm clock for next morning Wake up just in time to turn it off and avoid annoying sound of alarm
Look at a girls boobs Turn 0.2 seconds before she looked at you
Having heart attack  Clear internet history
had to pee during commecial made it back on time
IT'S MY TURN TO READ MY PAPER OUT LOUD THE BELL RINGS
visits wiki successfully copied information before SOPA screen comes up
Goes on chatroullete chats with girls
simply walked into mordor
Guessed the time Was exactly right
dumped by girlfriend of 4 years unlimited time to play skyrim
Forgot to do homework Teacher doesn't check
gets blow job she cums first
Get different answer than the smartest kid in the class answer is right
Farts in class People blame the fat kidd
First attempt at Meme nailed it!
random boner near end of class goes away before bell rings
mom walks in the room unannounced not faping
Directional blinker Same beat as radio
ASKED MY GIRL OUT ON FEBRUARY 29TH only have to celebrate anniversary every 4 years
wake up
Ate a taco Nothing fell out
Hot Girl at offfice smiles at you You see how hard her nipples are
took a shit didn't splash
play a game made in 1993 still awesome
Drops toast Lands butter side up
EX-GF is seeing another guy he's uglier
School day wakes up. not tired!
put on old clothes find money in the pocket
WAlked through neighborhood wearing a hoodie didn't get shot
FEMALE FRIENDS THINK IM GAY..  UNDRESSES IN FRONT OF ME
girl catches me checking her out she smiles
sister forgot to logout of facebook  fap on her hottest friends pics
Go to a party Get home with more money than you left with
Played Skyrim for 3 hours finished designing character
Insulted bieber in front of fangirl Lived
group project in class partnered with the hott girl
Got Angry Went Super saiyan
vaguely remember password got it right first try
DONT PAY ATTENTION DURING LESSON UNDERSTAND EVERYTHINg WHAT WAS Taught
left-handed scroll while fap
SWITCHED video to 1080p didn't have to stop and buffer
Order 5 piece chicken tenders get 6 pieces
HAD 99 PROBLEMS  SOLVED THEM ALL
Essay for class due Everyone forgets
Forgot to set 8AM alarm woke up 7:58
PUT MY PASSWORD AS 'MYPENIS' SAID IT WAS TOO LONG.
doesn't do homework teacher forgets to check
visiting parents finding full fridge
it's Halloween girls get slutty
Played Hide-and-seek Found Christmas presents
Bieber in prison 2014 already awesome
See a picture has 69 likes dont like it
watched toy story 3 DIDNT CRY
guessed what correctly
Throws an interception still threw a touchdown
april 19th still don't have timeline
Wake up hungry
fart in public someone else blamed
Late for Class So was the teacher
Sees ex with someone else she downgraded
Have a random boner in class boner gone when have to stand up
Didnt do homework TEacher is absent
Checked the coin slot on every game in the arcade found a quarter
Turned off lights on other side of the room Didn't run into anything while leaving
forgot to do homework teacher didn't check it
April 2 Still no timeline
WALK THROUGH CAVE DONT ENCOUNTER ANY ZUBATS
get caught smoking cigarettes parents blame tobacco companies
stops microwave on 0.01 bomb defused
Feels like Sunday Actually saturDay
FORGOT TO DO REPORT TEACHER WAS ABSENT
GOT TO BUS STOP LATE BUS ALSO LATE
4/10 pages written forgot to double space
post a pointless facebook status 40 likes
saw a girl today in engineering!
Girlfriend going out friday? Battlefield 3
Wipe my ass nothing on toilet paper
random shot double kill
had to pee still fell asleep
likes a girl doesn't get friendzoned
Expected shipping time: 7 days arrived in 3
starts talking to girl online isnt fake
Went to the other side Grass was Greener
does a single good pose becomes a famous picture with subtitles
forgot homework teacher absent
Guess the time without looking at a clock get it right
MeME Generator Fixes sign-up Account Created
Password attempt success
Going to the ball with cutest girl in school She asked me before i had chance to ask her
girls on chatroulette AWWWWWW YEAH
Created a meme got an upvote
microwaves popcorn no unpopped kernels
Make a joke at first day of new job people laugh
ARgued with my girlfriend on the phone Still managed to Rank 1st in the game
Ate spaghetti with a white shirt on no stains
Didn't forward cursed chain letter Still alive
MOM TOOK MY NOSE GOT IT BACK
watched inception understood it
late for work all green lights
still on Facebook without timeline
Song finishes just as you pull in driveway
Received text message gf not pregnant
Made money got bitches
woke up this morning wasn't kidnapped by kony
accidently washed my clothes with my usb-stick usb-stick still working
Put headphones down Not tangled when I pick them up
got package in the mail today it had bubble wrap
mom said no dad said yes!
Wore sweatpants to school no boner all day
Late to class Arrive before professor
clean my butt after a massive dump toilet paper stays clean!
posted clever facebook comment 3 likes
WENT TO WALMART FOUND SOME .223 REM
LaPTOP CRASH
New neighbors Free Wifi
Didn't eat my veggies and still got dessert
dROPS sOAP. CATCHES IT.
click on a video no Ad!
Forget to set alarm still wake up in time for class
listens to an old cd still remembers lyrics
mom changing my diaper at daycare found out im more hung then the black kid
lost tv remote good show came on next
memegenerator  is working again
thought of a meme in bed remembered it next day
girls think im gay get invited to all girl sleepover
WAkes up before alarm goes off still has two hours to sleep
Wait 30 mins in apple store for appointment use their computers to make a meme
post something funny on facebook get a like from your crush
Pokemon ball wobbles three times Catches pokemon on first try
Drunk as hell yesterday didn't do anything stupid
has to fart in class comes out silent
DIDN'T FINISH HOMEWORK THE TEACHER WAS ABSENT
Go to toilet new doodle jump record
FIRST TIME AT FEMALE FRIEND'S HOUSE PARENTS LIKE ME
Windows checking for a solution Actually found a solution
comes up with an awesome username it's available
Made it out of a cave in pokemon  without seeing a zubat
Bought a burger at macdonald's  looks EXACTLY like the picture.
Told a girl i'm gay got laid
APRIL 8th still don't have timeline
Posts unoriginal Facebook status 3 likes
save game Game crashes 2 seconds later
Girlfriend Dumped Me... She got fat
Went to the bathroom beat the microwave
Earphones Not tangled
mom enters my room catches me holding a book
driving up to red light turns green before you start slowing down
VENDING MACHINE has cherry coke
just had a 4 hour date held in farts the whole time
Watched movie with parents  no sex scenes
Plugs in USB Goes in first time
It's june still no facebook timeline
Unable to feed self Get fed by titties
I ordered 8 chicken fries from bk i got 15
Plays pandemic starting region is madagascar
Jumps inTo strangers van AcTually haS candy
Just turned on the radio Favorite song is on
got drunk in vegas didnt wake up married
Open book right page on first try
hot chick in facebook Got BEach photo albums
heard about the end of a movie that i’m going to see forgot it
'I'll stop playing games at 3AM' Finish water temple at exactly 3am
Make stupid remark on youtube top comment for months
new girlfriend swallows
Got raped  by megan fox
Doesnt do reading dominates class discussion
Drop ipod  headphones saved it
gf sees you playing skyrim she creates a character to play too
Took an arrow to the knee still an adventurer
sends message to wrong person ends up getting laid
Finding a camper sniper kill him
open happy meal two toys
gf's hot mom catches you on the scene with gf mom joins
Made it to Friday
Finished weekend homework it's still friday
Wiped my ass no shit on the toilet paper
No pee drop on the toilet seat sniper
learns about JOSEPH kony doesn't live in uganda
waited for the noise level rise they don't know who farted
FELL OF RAINBOW ROAD still coming first
SOPA FAILED NOW FOR PIPA
Got a red ryder bb gun for christmas didn't shoot my eye out
friend wants to see twilight sudden power cut to the whole area
rented a Movie about gay cowboys saw anne hathaway's boobs
Finds ringtone that says 'amen' No longer has to silence phone in church service
NOT PREPARED FOR PRESENTATION ACES IT
saw ex got fat
HOLD SOME SAND IN MY FIST BECOME FAMOUS AT AGE 2
See a tv show from when you were a little kid finally gets the joke
Went to iran to sell bibles made money
took test on unknown book got a 90
mom runs out of formula i get the tit
Goes on omegle finds a girl
dropped the soap didn't get raped
Red light turned green before I had to make a complete stop
TOLD a black guy i didnt like him wasnt called a racist
go to a FRIENDS house that has a dog Dog comes to me first
Goes to cheap hotel Free wi-fi
Makes a meme It gets noticed
Meets girl off Internet  Looks just like her pics
Passed out drunk DidN't get drawn on
looked at clock 13:37
massive hangover Finds money in every pocket
ENEMY IS DATING EX GF TAPPED THAT SHIT FIRST
went on maury not the father
TAKE A DUMP NO SPLASH
Hot giRL puts vacation photos on facebook bikini shots included
Skip 8am Class to sleep in class cancelled
Picked Charmander as my Starting Pokemon Beat brock First try
copies a meme gets more likes than the original
totally forgets a date with a girl gets a message of her over-apologising how she overslept
10 upvotes made the front page
doesn't do any homework night before teacher is sick
Took a dump didn't need to wipe
i dont always drink milk
all my base still belong to me
got drink from vending machine 2 came out
Expecting 20 likes for funny status 87 likes
thought ıt was thursday ıt's frıday!
decide to torrent album illegally finishes faster than iTunes
Makes password 'password' Never gets hacked
Accidentally hit nerd with ball in gym class Success
16th birthday Not pregnant or on drugs
Favorite Character is a stark still alive
Checked Memegenerator It's back up!
had to phone a call center didn't speak to an indian
Made it to 20 still doesn't have kids
HOT GIRL LIKES PHOTO ON FACEBOOK LIKE A BOSS
took a gamble was just a fart
forgot to put deodorant on no smell
going to take a shit mom just cleaned the toilet
Stay up late
pokes cute girl on facebook  has sex with her
Goes to see Dark Knight Premier Doesn't get shot
phONE LASTED FULL DAY WITH 10% BATTERY
she says period i say blow job week
Have a sexual dream Wake up dry
Got a 5 dollar hooker for 4 dollars!
College freshman Makes friends with classmate over 21
SET CLOCK ALARM TO 07:00 am suddenly WAKES UP @ 06:58
one hour of coding
Presentation No questions asked
but when i do
Forgets homework teacher doesn't go over it
GIRLFRIEND WANTS TO SEE LORAX IT WAS SOLD OUT
Forgot about beverage still cold
dayman!! fighter of the nightman!
takes a dump in friends house doesn't stink
just dropped iphone didnt break
saw philosoraptor question on memebase answered it
late party on saturday night Went to church
At the dentist And the nurse presses her boobs on your head
Played a korean in starcraft survived 5 minutes
Walking up long flight of stairs girl with amazing ass infront of me
Goes TO A CHURCH fINDS FREE WIFI
July 20 still no timeline
Walks under a flock of flying seagulls doesn't get shit on
late to school TEACHER WAS LATER
Take jeans off socks don't get stuck inside
mentions Rush to someone  They've actually heard of them
Went to mass Didn't need revision card for the new translation
Walked into mordor
Found old gameboy after 10 years  Pokemon sapphire still in it
Couldn't sleep and kept crying... awarded with a spoon of vodka
wake up with a girl SHE ISNT FAT
After 15 years I paid off my last student loan tonight
Go to high school reunion cheerleaders got fat
Took shower after getting haircut used just the right amount of shampoo
Forgot to buy beer one hiding behind the milk
just took a dump only had to wipe twice
Took an arrow to the knee... still an adventurer
Write new code  Works First time
Got Diablo 3  Did not get error 37
Throws rubbish at bin actually goes in
Beat Water Temple in ocarina of time didn't use the damn walkthrough
Saw my girlfriend without makeup she's not ugly
Large dump didn't clog
Farted Really Loud Didn't shit my pants
my turn to present the work the bell rings
Arrive late for meeting boss even later
TAKE THE MUSHROOM BECOME ADULT
doesnt know answer to question the answer's in another question
buys something in walmart not made in china
HAD TO WRITE THE DATE FOR THE FIRST TIME THIS YEAR DIDN'T WRITE 2012
farts in class no one suspects me
Goes to Penn State Football camp DOESN'T Get Raped
flick boxers up with foot catch on first try
started dancing behind hot chick at club she doesn't leave
PAID FOR ONE SNACK MACHINE GAVE ME TWO
Didn't study for test still passed
Join game SPAWN in jet
Dropped the soap in prison caught it in mid-air
How I FEEL CATCHING THINGs a second before they fall
My girlfriend works at subway she has to make me a sandwich
Becomes batman parents stıll alıve
felt like stepping into shit just a small pile of dirt
Mom TURNED OFF THE INTERNET Connected to the Neighbors
Have next song in mind comes up next on shuffle
Didn't wear condom girl got period next day
can't win the argument correct their grammar
CRY RECIEVE BOOBS
finals of world war II tomorrow passed on call of duty 2 knowledge
Listening to music while driving song ends right as you park
Fall asleeep working on paper due in the morning class cancelled
Get drunk with friends wake up with  clean clothes
5 years without going to the dentist. no decay
Gets shot down Crashes on enemy
Carried Soup Across Room Didn't spill
get drunk on a weeknight make it to 10am class
Never moved car clock back last fall don't have to move it forward tonight
did a spell check..... no spelling errors
cop turns his lights on pulls someone else over
Only reads last chapter of book still gets 100 on book report
Drops iphone not broken
Didn't check for Toilet paper just enough to wipe clean
Had to write check today remembered to put date as 2012
type paper in 11 font then change to 12 whole new page
take arrow to the knee still adventurer
'I Need to Focus and finish this assignment' Focuses and Finishes assignment
Dont rememer party girl name she finds you on facebook
SKIP CLASS TO SLEEP IN RECEIVE EMAIL: CLASS CANCELLED
Gets friend-zoned Uses chick as a wingman
told joke about exploding orphans made you laugh
drove home from work hit every green light
CAUGHT UP TO MY BUS Black guy told me I Run fast
take a shit  wipe once
makes meme everyone upvotes it
mom takes a picture becomes meme
Girl left me for another guy GOT WAY HOTTER GIRL THE NEXT DAY
ate bacon
eats taco bell doesn't get diarrhea
1 Year Anniversary tomorrow i remembered
Walked in unsure Came out kicking ass
Made my mom laugh so hard Milk shot out of her boobs
DIDN'T COMPLETE HOMEWORK SCHOOL CLOSED DUE TO SNOW.
DVD case had sticker on it peeled off cleanly
WALK IN LIVING ROOM WIFE IS PLAYING SKYRIM
Professor didn't show up for class neither did you
Friend watches netflix at your house Password saved
first time having sex. girl cums first.
trial version of photoshop ran out reinstalled it
sleeping at the class and teacher asks you a question guess it right
Saw Ex girlfriend Now xl girlfriend
Prostitute said she'd do anything for $5 told her to paint my house
Took picture for id didn't turn out bad
paint mr. crabs house didn't get paint on his first dollar
initiated argument with girl won!
got bit by a zombie zombie turned back into human
Steal someones status on facebook GET 50+ COMMENTS
Doesn't Do homework teacher checks everyones but mine
DID LAUNDRY BY MYSELF CLOTHES SURVIVED AND SMELL GOOD
Had a sleepover with a hot girl didn't have to fart once
Catch Mewtwo with Last Ultra Ball Still got master ball
get drunk no hangover
Made meme joke friend gets it
MIssed Morning Class Later see email from professor stating that Class was cancelled
Tell holocaust joke at jewish funeral people laugh
Makes meme Gets on the front page
sister drove car still alive
Puzzle says 2-4 years only took 1
ask gf what her favorite sport was  and she answered 'you'
Look at simpsons DOuble episode
Showed up late to airport flight was delayed
gas Needle below 'e' made it to work
unhooked her bra First try
made witty comments on friend's status someone i don't know liked it
end of april still no fb-timeline
POSTED UP A BULLSHIT STATUS AND PEOPLE STILL LIKED IT
simply walked into mordor like a boss
went home with a hot girl from the club Wake up in the morning and shes still hot
Took an arrow in thew knee still an adventurer
Friendzoned By a gay guy
Sleep late
Thought bag was empty found last m&m
opens web browser in front of parents remembered to clear history
Forgot to do homework Teacher forgot to check it
conversate with  your weed dealer dealer hands you a free joint on the house
respawned behınd the enemy kılled hım
GOOD HAIR DAY
SLEPT
clicks on pop-up actually wins ipad
Creates A Meme Gets On popular images
woke up this morning still not ginger
Peed with a boner Didn't pee on everything
Saw a fit girl She made the 1st move
Send angry email free stuff
airport baggage claim first bag out
asked a girl out on 29th feb  only have to celebrate anniversary in 4 years
OPEN FULLY LOADED DRYER EXACT ITEM YOU WANTED IS IN FRONT.
Farted when i sneezed nobody heard fart
Clicks on youtube video no advertisement
hot girl sneezes in comm 110 lecture only one who said bless you
Bought cancer insurAnce Got cancer
mom took computer knows where its hidden
played a game against barcelona had more ball possession
Talked to a girl she replied
WIPES ASS TOILET PAPER IS CLEAN
ignore a problem it resolves itself
become sick get a hella sexy voice
turn on shower and get in already at perfect temperature
made it to the toilet this time
Introduction to new class of the semester Hot teacher
misuse meme people approve anyway
Fires sniper rifle no scope gets headshot
Goes To burger king has it his way
drunken sex last night she wasn't underage
Chase girl for two years Date her
GET ON FACEBOOK DRUNK DON'T POST ANYTHING STUPID
go to college lose 15 lbs
make up joke on the spot epic win
TaKES A SHOWER WIFE JOINS IN
Finds a table at college library next to a charger
5 minutes Late for work
Pee splits into two streams both go into toilet.
DROPS FORK CATCHES IT WITH LEGS
Paper must be typed in no larger than 12 point font said nothing about using bold
Haven't heard of justin bieber
Took a huge shit No splashback
had unprotected sex DOESN'T have aids
That awesome moment when you finally understand minesweeper
Wake up late still arrive before the boss
writes text exactly 160 characters
FINISHED MY CIGARETTE BUS came
Go to The bus Stop The Bus Comes Rıght AWAY
Save game kill entire town
didn't know a question on a test answer was in another question
Did Laundry Didn't lose a sock!
answer randomly on the test get the best grade in the class
Goes to store to get cereal Mom allows chocolate cereal
Peel an orange in one peel
finish your fries more in the bottom of the bag
Stole a base get a free taco
door isn't locked just need to pull instead of push
Made it another year without dying
found a perFect meme no grammatical errors
put USB in right way round
Forget to set alarm before going to bed wake up precisely when I need to
Showed friends funny youtube video they all laughed
Went to truck stop toilet Didnt get raped!
Felt Hungry filled up on samples at costco
looked at a girl over my shoulder she looked back
HOT GIRL IN FRONT OF ME SHE'S WEARING YOGA PANTS
completely forgot about project so did the teacher
i told my mom i was gay now i can have girls in my room
Do homework high as balls get extra credit for 'creativity'
only guy in library all the chicks looking at me
puts money in soda machine 2 sodas come out
Sits next to attractive girl in lecture Talks to her
Didn't study for finals Aced it
Teacher knows who my crush is ASSIGNS my seat next to her
Thought it was monday friday
Late to class others even later
foiled mom's attempt at keeping house clean success
critical hit super effective
went to go get physical didn't get a boner
OPENS A PACK OF NOODLES FINDS TWO PACKETS OF SEASONING
accidentally pokes hot girl on facebook girl asks for sex
Hear Door slam and footsteps coming elevator door closes
paper requires 5 sources i have 6
generated first meme made most popular list
Plays pokemon survives arena battle with 1 hp
Came in to pee did a poo
took an arrow to the knee still an adventurer
Put red shirt in with whites Did not turn clothes  Pink
My sister wanted a cat.  I wanted a dog. We got a dog
Became an adventurer Didn't take an arrow in the knee
Blue Shell Behind me in Mario Kart Finish before it Can hit!
finals week over
random girl on facebook likes my status she wants me
Discover Defintion of Word notice IT everwhere
hıt ctrl alt del wıth one hand
Just finished fap process mom gets home
Meets a bi girl 3-way
Met beautiful girl made her pregnant
do 3 week project in one night still get an a
Create a station on pandora for one song that song plays
Googled Myself... Nothing Embarrassing!
Got drunk Didn't text my ex
types in wrong xbox live code gets and extra 12 months free
clicked a vevo video on youtube no advertisement
FOund a ticket on my windshield for the wrong plate number
gets in van with stranger gets home safely
next morning... still drunk
Code for 2 hours without compiling works
Randomly turn on shower perfect temperature
makes a meme  gets more than 4 upvotes
watch youtube video no ad before
FARTED IN CLASS NOBODY HEARD IT
Tripped on a curb Nobody saw
dIDNT GO TO CLASS TONIGHT FOUND OUT IT WAS CANCELED ANYWAYS
Rubbed the lotion on its skin DIDN'T get the hose again
Received Gift Batteries included.
makes a joke about memes or rage comics understand eachother
ALARM CLOCK TO 9:45 WAKES UP AT 9:44
OPEN CHAT TO WRITE MSG TO CRUSH SEE IT TYPING
Eating fries finds onion ring
buy chips off vending machine get more change back
study less than fellow students achieve grade a
Got Girlfriend Pregnant She Fell Down Stairs
Dropped a spoon Caught it Mid-Air
Didn't cry in sales meeting
5 years today cancer free
posted a photo got 4 likes
Forgot homework teacher didn't ask for it
Forgot homework sub teacher walks in
farted in shower didn't stink
Day before       Fathers day remembered to get dad a present
Plays pandemic 2 starts in madagascar.
Waste masterball on snorlax catch mewtwo with pokeball
Start to cook something have all the ingredients in fridge
comment a post the girl likes it
Hot girl comments on my wall happy birthday uses 3 y's at the end of birthday
saved up for new macbook bought an equivalent pc and a car instead
drew on the walls got into a museum
KOBE SAYS THAT HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO I AM OUTSCORE HIM
switced over to geico saved 15%
Have sex  Girl cums first
Didn't do homework teacher forgets about it the next day
start crying gets  a boobie
lost the toothpaste don't have any teeth yet
said a meme girl understood
drop soap in prison dont get raped
got in bed and had to pee slept through the night
Didn't study for exam Still scored highest IN class
SMOKES WEED FOR THE FIRST TIME DIDN'T COUGH
new email! Diablo 3 beta
TRY TO ORDER FOOD AT THAI PLACE GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED
Create bad meme nobody notices
got my diaper changed
CODING for an hour... compiles first try!
Roommate gets boyfriend Never spends time at the apartment
only one present for my birthday big booty hoe
thought it was herpes  only contact dermatitus
Staring contest with the sun win by eclipse
Gets caught cheating wife wants a threesome
put straw in capri sun didn't spill a drop
Breaking Bad Marathon
Woke up with my face in someones crack D cup
names self 'x_Epicxscopez_x' camps in a bush with a striker
Log on to fb still don't have timeline
Facebook goes public didn't invest
TOOK A CRAP IN A HURRY DIDN'T HAVE TO WIPE
Took a dump butthole came out clean
raises my hand and I don't know the answer teacher doesn't call on me.
Beat the whole Elite Four With one Charizard
Bought a soda at a vending machine vending machine gives me two
Simply walked Into Mordor
Lost 2' on Hips Boobs Stay the Same.
Writes essay the morning it's due still gets a b
Have an f in homework still have a b in the class
Complicated drive-thru order Got everything i asked for
Dropped a huge shit water didn't splash my ass
girlfriend's on her period have oral sex all week
Forgets to brush teeth finds last piece of gum in pocket
Took a huge crap Water didn't splash on my balls
Plays support character carries the team
Listened to friday didn't even puke
Forgot to Bring lunch to work Boss made steaks
SPIlT MILK DID NOT CRY
says she's not that kind of person invites to bed when she hears i'm a musician
Friend calls and wants to come over Just cleaned house for the first time in three months
Call in sick boss sick too
Eats out at resteraunt Food looks exactly like it did in commercial
DID LAUNDRY EVERY SOCK HAD A MATCH
baby on board get to ride in the carpool lane
Twenty-tWo years old AuNties sTill bring chocolate eggs for eAstEr
offered solution to girlfriends problem she didn't get angry
doesnt have a valentine more money for me
survived abortion mom didn't
what i wanna do at 2013 watch 2012 movie and laugh bout doomsday
kissed my dad's wife  got away with it
pLAYS RAINBOW ROAD ON MARIO KART DOESN'T FALL OFF
does a school project at the last minute  a-
Sees kidz bop commercial Doesn't recognize a single song
Hey scotty  jesus man
Wanted to BUY a game in steam Summer sale
Sharted Already on the toilet
Joined the secret service Partied with prositutues
Born catholic didn't get molested
got car washed didn't rain
Hits on hot chick as a joke to impress friends now has a new girlfriend
Wrote status on Facebook Hot girl liked it
Ipod dies minutes before arrival zeppelin comes on the radio
Took A shit didn't have to wipe my ass
Had Sex Didnt cry
goes to watch movie trailer on youtube the advert is the trailer
Captured mewtwo with no masterball
DIDN'T STUDY PASSED
remember that song you want to listen to right when you're on youtube
BOUGHT FOR 10 DOLLARS SOLD TO SOME SUCKER ON EBAY FOR 105
meows at cat cat meows back
Coworker puts up hand for high 5 fistbump his palm
forget to do homework class gets cancelled
Forgot IT's Saint Patrick's Day Still Wore green
buy a packet of chewing gum no one asks you to have one
classtest. didnt read the book. got best mark in class
Read all Socially awkward penguin memes Dont recognize myself in any of them
First Meme Most popular of all time
shit my diaper peed on mom when being changed
CONGRATULATIONS AMY WINEHOUSE ON BEING 3 DAYS SOBER
surgery on friday the 13th survives
Drop toast Lands butter side up
Bought Lots of Candy for Halloween No trick-or-treaters
Dropped the soap... caught it
see's x-girlfriend now x-l girlfriend
mantap bang dhan
went to strip club strippers threw him money
Farts In oFFICE mEETING nOBODY NOTICES
late for work boss not here
Put a warm can of soda in the freezer remembered!
gave a presentation the audience actually listened to it
Girlfriend broke up with me Won lottery next day
Didn't study passed
Peed twice in a dream woke up in a dry bed
Hard test question answer is in another question
LETS OUT SILENT FART IN STORE LADY BEHIND ME CHECKS KID'S DIAPER
DIDN'T DO HOMEWORK SUPPLY TEACHER
start a small coffee business across the street from a starbucks drives them out of business
Opens Wonka Bar GOLDEN TICKET
Open BOOK by page 404 Page found!!!
Abra used teleport but it failed
friends all get timeline still don't have it
MADE A MEME WHILE HIGH wAS STILL FUNNY NEXT DAY
Farts in class chair makes the same noise
didn't do homework teacher was out
Walked by A homelss guy on the street He didnt ask me for anything
Was late to class teacher was late too
DROPPED GLASS DIDN'T BREAK
Gets 75% in physics test Class average: 50%
School sends a letter home Parents didn't read it
wore ron paul shirt to bbq accompanied by matching beer coosie  got nothing but high fives all day
DIdn't pay attention most of the time in class still passed with an a
Home alone pee with the door open
went to music store got mistaken for an employee
Forgot to do homework didn't check it today
Didn&#180;t do homework Teacher doesn&#180;t come
BUYS A 10 PACK OF FRUIT ROLL UPS hAS 11
approaching red light light turns green
Met gf playing wow still together after 5 years
Open keygen rock out for hours
forgets to set alarm and wakes up late its saturday
Sleep late at night wake up earlier than usual
mom enters room without knocking wasn't fapping
guy pushes you over Bullet passes over you and hits him
The awesome moment when people  understand your sarcasm
Planning on skipping class class cancelled
Train comes into station doors line up to where i am standing
Slept in still got to school on time
Dropped my phone in water... StIll works!
Power goes out  IPad on 100%
Girlfried broke up with me because 'golf isnt a career' Turned pro this week
Laid in Bed for two hours using my phone  Didn't get smacked in the face by  It once
guesses on every test question 100%
got punished by my mom mom left home
Told a vegetarian she needs to get her proteins from somewhere SHE SWALLOWED
didn't Study for the test Still passes it
rolls slinky down escalator It reaches the bottom
accidently says 'n' word in public no black people around
walks through wild grass... ...doesn't find wild pokemon!
Gets Job as doctor Cures Cancer
Clicked wrong link clicked right one before it loaded
paper due at midnight submitted at 11:59
Call Duration 0:59
Pop quiz on flags aced because of bf3's server browser
showed friends a song next day its popular
Didn't Turn my Swag off Woke up covered in bitches
Forgot to study for test class canceled
ALL friends have timeline I DON't
Woke up at 6:15 Snow day
thought password was wrong it was just on caps lock
People keep telling you that you look thinner you actually gained 5 pounds
Makes resolution to get his 1st grilfriend gets her at new year's Midnight
Dropped my phone caught with foot
Picking a lock in Skyrim. first try.
relationship status chaged: single 13 news msgs
made a meme got popular
punched bieber infront of fangirls lived
bloody Cold Day LOTR on tv
I LOOK LIKE PATTON OSWALT
Open fun sized starburst red and pink
Had Awesome Dream Actually Remember it
saw a puppy got to pet it
spider near the toilet spray it with shaving cream
2012 destroys the earth alive in 2013
watching youtube no 15 second non-skippable add
Mom took my nose Got it back
ONLY APPLIED FOR ONE JOB gOT IT
SLEEPING IN CLASS STILL GETS A HUNDRED ON TEST
Textbook for class costs more than $100 Finds pdf Online
making memes just now when boss walked by boss didn't see
End of the world? Nailed it
goes to friends computer changes homepage to redtube
Flirts with girl about star wars she loves it
girlfriends BFF moves in likes to walk around in her underwear
BUMPED INTO CHUCK NORRIS he said excuse mE
Enemies turn after you use fly Selfdestruct
took a shit no splash back
Writes paper the morning it's due Gets an a
Plugs in usb rightside up first time
LOOKS LIKE PATTON OSWALT AND IS A POPULAR MEME
Goes to class Watching a video today
used the correct form of you're
The girls dont know leggings are see-through
Playing FPS Called hacker without hacking
25 cents for a gumball... 2 come out
get back from work tired GF OFFERS U A BJ
go through water temple never have to back track for keys
Borrows hard drive from hot girl private pictures
PEE WITH A HUGE BONER WHILE SNEEZING NOT A SINGLE DROP WAS MISSED
iPOD FALLS IT AIN'T BROKEN
Stalk girl she's happy you did
Flew to Europe birthday 9 hrs early
stumble across picture of mega cute girl on facebook is girlfriend
Chat partner responds with more than two ha's successful joke
Download subtıtle perfect synchronization
Midterm i know nothing about tomrrow play xbox all night
Went to the library Was Productive!
told shit joke made girl smile
did something epic crush saw it
kisses sick gf does'nt get sick
Get an upvote not instantly followed by a downvote
troll new friend's pictures she laughs instead of deleting you
Didnt pay attention to convo had the funniest remark
Bought something on craigslist didn't get murdered
heard that justin beiber got punched in the face
Folding clothes after laundry all the socks matched
Has small penis Girlfriend has a small vagina
person talks about me in a foreign language i say something in that language
My crush said hi when.. I left my pants unzipped
fell asleep in class  still got the answer right when teacher asked
met the aint nobody got time fo that lady she made time fo me
Had a dream I Was king. I woke up.. StIll king.
dropped on head at birth floor is now retarded
HAVE A GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T LIKE TWILIGHT
slept past the alarm was late for work no one noticed
About to take a dump in public toilet someone turns the HAND DRYER on
TAKES A MASSIVE SHIT ONE COMPLETE LOG WITH NO BREAKage
FIRST WIPE PAPER IS CLEAN
banned for 9999 years from xbox Lives to be 10000 years old
Plays Minesweeper on expert won
Power Goes out Phone has full BATTERY
ACCIDENTALLY OPENS INTERNET EXPLORER CLOSES IT IN NO TIME
Rode my bike home in the dark didn't get raped
Just finished doing the laundry not missing any socks
played world of warcraft went back outside
Buys Happy Meal Two toys
took a personality test didn't fail.
Runs out of food show goes to commercial
took an arrow to the knee still adventurer
$100 headphones went through the laundry still work
Haven't eaten all day drunk off one beer
Use vending machine Find other person's change in slot
Accedently knocks over soda can it's empty
pokes a hot chick on fb immediate response
out of full restores gets critical hit to win battle
Made it to Sunday Game of Thrones!
Realizes misspelled a Long word using swype phone gets it right anyways
GOT IN 25 MINUTES LATE STILL BEAT BOSS
4/20 On a friday
hung out with a girl instead of studying before a test nailed both of them
makes a cardboard arcade pays for university education
Don't know how you got home from the pub Still have wallet
Add friend on steam It's a girl!
newman!
spawn on teammate flag capture assist
5 tries on webassign with 2 Multiple Choice options
Almost fell and embarassed myself Nobody saw it
In hallway without hallpass didn't get caught
Remembered what i went upstairs for
makes millions off of ugandan warlord who may or may not be alive masturbates in public
Walk through room in dark avoids all obsticles by instinct
Accidentally hit wrong key while typing password didn't press hard enough; logged in
Copy paste
Hugged attractive coworker Didn't get A boner
Woken up during an awesome zombie APOCALYPSE dream a month ago last night
Break upper OReO CooKie. remove it without breaking icing.
Falls asleep on the bus get up on the right station
add crush on facebook likes your photo
haven't reached puberty Don't have to shave
Do presentation hungover teacher gives credit for 'laid back' style
Asked what was for dinner Girlfriend's making bacon
gets question wrong PROFESSOR marks it right by accident
100% on math homework copied everything from the back of the book
POSE FOR A SIMPLE PHOTO BECOME THE MOST POPULAR KID ON THE INTERNET without knowing it
Went to bed wearing socks both still on in the morning
ASSIGNMENT due for midnight submitted at 11:59pm
feel like farting no one around
Drunk alot yesterday no headache
JUST GOT TO THE BUS STOP bus is coming
use visa w/out knowing how much money success
Justin bieber has a new fan not my son!
Accidentally erase 9 pages of 10 page essay Ctrl+z
accidentally slaps arm Finds dead mosquito
birthday sex everyday
word a person's idea back to them in a better way hailed as their new messiah
heres hopin ur bday is more like an aday
MY BLACK FRIEND CALLED ME 'MAH NIGGUH'
Fell asleep on bus woke up at my stop
boss walks past actually doing work
Secretly Streams World Cup In class Teacher asks for link to Website
Johnny test finally cancled
Forgot interview questions still gets job
Girlfriend DOESN'T WEAR makeup  still BEAUTIFUL
I started an 8 week assignment the night before it was due I Got 97%
Turned in assignment at 11:58 PM Due at 11:59
TOOK A DRIVING LESSON NOBODY DIED
Plays touhou on lunatic difficulty doesn't use continues
Internet speed upgraded for trial period Time to get busy on some torrents
got a higher score on a test than an asian
Finishes homework Before it's assigned
GETS 'I WANT TO ADD YOUR BIRTHDAY' INVITES REJECTS THEM
Arrives late first one there
COOKIES … CHIPS … COOKIES … CHIPS  BOTH
Knocked over red wine landed on burgandy towel
Randomly check email before class class canceled
First time on the potty nailed the dismount
cuts hair saves money on shampoo
car passes me going 15 over speed limit gets pulled over 5 minutes later
Wakes up at 6 pm Still on time for the superbowl
Prints 34 page document 34 pages left in printer
Have a degree in the arts got a job
Takes a fat poo goes to wipe..nothing
patton oswalt looks like me
Went to set time on new microwave it was 12:00am
DIDN'T FORWARD CHAIN MESSAGE DIDN'T DIE
Woke up to pee in the middle of the night hit the water on first shot
told girlfriend that semen is good for the complexion it worked!
drops soap catches it
PhotoshopPed this kid as a joke Later have it become one of the best memes of all time
failed a math test overall grade
watch vevo video on  youtube NO ADVERTISEMENT
Hung feet over edge of bed while sleeping Monster didn't grab them
Starts raining learn that practice is cancelled
woke up and looked at the alarm clock still three hours left to sleep
order a veggie burger add bacon
Makes meme and forgets to upvote checks again
10 minutes late to class teacher still not there
thought i crapped my diaper ended up being a wet fart
its saint patricks day wearing green
pooped didn't have to wipe
didn't floss dentist didn't mention anything
I WAS KEPT IN CAPTIVITY TO FOR 9 MONTHS but then i escaped
Gets drunk
Graduated College Got a job
didnt try to make front page made it anyways
Pooped a huge turd Doesn't jam the toilet
GUESSES THE ENTIRE TEST GETS A HIGH SCORE
Ditched  Teacher didn't take attendance
I don't always use memes but when I do
Earphones went in the wash still work
3 years with the same and only girl Get a boner the moment I see her
Tells a  Joke  TEACHER LAUGHS
FACEBOOK ARGUMENT 4V1  STILL WINS
Watched   Movie    with parents No sex scene
Walks into a full classroom Open seat by the hot girl
has 343 mb video compresses it down to 62 mb
I don't always drink milk But when I do
HER DAD CAUGHT US HAVING SEX GAVE ME THE THUMBS UP
wife scared the living shit out of me I was already sitting on the toilet
Explain half life to cute girl she's interested
used all my birds random debris kills last pig
took an arrow to the knee still an adventurer
You like my fist? So will your girl in 10 years
Asked Ana to Marry Me She said YES
Didn't study for my test i passed
Go out drinking and not wake up with a  hangover
No HDD Space! Delete 200GB of Sample AVI's
mall parking during shopping season first spot  up front open!
FARTING IN CLASS AND TELL IT'S YOUR NEIGHBOUR EVERYBODY BELIVES YOU
Read meme before ad appears
steal something it was free
Bittorrent all my tv shows Haven't seen a commercial in years
goes to libya for 3 weeks kills gaddafi
Butthole itches in public fart relieves the itch
Post fake bible passage dumb religious people like it
watched scary movie before going to bed dreamed about bangin a hot chick
rent movie you've heard nothing about it's awesome!
met chuck norris kicked his ass
puts on old pants finds money in pocket
Wrote random drunk-update last night got 17 likes
Zombie Apocalypse Begins Finally i can kill Randomly
Pay for one pizza Get two
First date with chick goes bad She though i was awesome
Eat skittles shit rainbows
Package expected delivery date: 3 weeks. Recieve Package in 4 days.
Just shat myself at work no one knows
Finds Rat and Bird Makes a bat
Popped a bag of popcorn Two unpopped kernels
CREATES MEME THAT'S BEEN USED BEFORE GETS ON FRONT PAGE
finished my shower before the hot water ran out
Put my lunch in the refrigerator at work nobody shoved it to the back
CAR WAS BROKEN INTO last night ignored my laptop
Came in late to work still beat my boss in
made an 80's reference someone got it
using the right meme? aint nobody got time fo dat
At work listening to dubstep and the computer lags Remix
didn't study  test gets rescheduled
Her birthday is our anniversary
Only 3 years old got 230
Accidently close out document without saving everything got auto saved
DOESN'T  study for test only person who aces it
Dropped the soap... caught it!
Put in usb 1st try
girlfriend dumps me day of halo 4 release
Afraid to ask a question during class somebody else ask it instead
Goes to play pandemic 2 starts in madagascar
Fattest country in the world still dominates at the olympics
Tall looking guy coming towards me  taller than him
Wife signs up kid for Soccer get to bang a soccer mom
pours bowl of lucky charms high marshmallow to cereal ratio
Let the peter piper pizza guy touch my pee pee free tokens
Had to water plants while family was away rained
driving in the rain windshield wipers match the beat of the music
takes biggest shit ever doesnt need to wipe
watched jersey shore brain still functions
Gets high off bath salts didn't eat anyones face
Click wrong link on IE still have time to click correct one
Runs into ex after two years fat
leaves facebook on doesnt get hacked
calls in sick on 9/11
Teacher asks class to open book to page 50 Did it first try
Farts no smell
Opens a box of cereal the prIze is on The top
went to uganda for trip not kidnapped by kony
came home hungry pancakes are ready
CHANGED STATION FAVORITE SONG JUST STARTED
SPENT WEEK IN JAIL HELD ON TO SOAP
Ate a bunch of tacos didn't shit my pants
bought the new ipad found a difference with the old one
GETS GROUNDED MOM FORGETS
finished toilet paper mom replace it before i go to bathroom again
Get verbally abused by boss in front of everyone let boss finish then proves him wrong
went to the bathroom beat the microwave
TAKES RISKY DUMP WITH ONE TP SQUARE LEFT NO WIPE NECESSARY
Does project in 15 minutes Gets B
Mined a diamond ore above lava catches the diamond in time
smoked a few blunts didn't get the munchies
Farted on brother didn't get punished
Accidentally sped past motorcycle cop Cop was too busy texting to notice
randomly checks bank statement finds $400 tax return
Guesses time Gets it right
change is 24 cents cashier gives me quarter instead
Farts someone else gets blamed
Fell off rainbow road still finished first
TA Speaks English
went to prom with 1 girl left with 2
THINKS OF AWESOME TUMBLR NAME HASN'T been taken
Went shopping Did not forget a single item
Sister got New Justin bieber CD Dog chewed it up
late for meeting i'm the boss
theres a hacker in this lobby hes on my team
study at catholic school for all of high school turns out to be atheist
Made a crappy meme somebody liked it
Throws random grenade triple kill!
cALLED CUSTOMER SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE IS A NATIVE ENGLISH SPEAKER
going to take a shower perfect temperature first try
had to write the date on my paper remembered to put 2012
Introduce girlfriend to reddit she likes it
Drop plate of food lands face up
put on winter coat find money and gum
Eat last fry more in the bottom of the bag
drops something catches it in other hand
Typed Password Wrong Correct it without erasing the whole password
Got an 89.4 in my math class teacher rounded it to an a-
first time to burger king free french fry friday
caught a legendary pokemon using only pokeballs.
wake up from awesome dream ang go back to sleep the dream continues
Accidentally turn on cN Tom & Jerry show just begins
Make a Joke to an upset girl She laughed
most liked comment on status definitely popular
Never make homework Get good grade
Self-DIAGNOSED ON WEB MD WENT TO DOCTOR
school tomorrow find out its saturday
Poo at friend's house Don't clog toilet
got drunk no hangover the next day
Forgets homework ......so does Everyone else.....
Cop following me for the last 2 miles Pulls over the guy in front of me!!
usb plugged in the first try
computer crashes minutes after finished backup
Drop a bag of skittles only one fell out
had sex in the friendzone
Be friends with stupid people feel like a genius all the time
house burnt down comicbook collection is safe
wake up late thinking its a weekday find out its saturday
didn't do todays paper Due date changed to tomorrow
ripped an epic fart didn't shit my pants
High school REUNION gets laid
comment on a facebook satus Comment gets 3 times as many likes as status
HOURS BEFORE EXAM Watch movie Like a boss
Downloaded new Album Didn't get arrested
Arrives at bus stop bus just comes
knocks over bong doesn't break
Get something from vending machine machine give you two
YOUR SISTER WHAT A WOMAN!
Cat 1 Neighborhood Dog 0
went for jury duty they didnt need me
dIDN'T GET A u ON A PHYSICS PAST PAPER
Works to solve complicated problem Succeeds !
no idea where habakkuk is in the bible... opened right to it
girlfriend's planning valentine's day  more money for car parts
youtube back to normal
Don't know how I got home after a night of hard drinking Still got wallet
missed train train came late
Got really drunk Didn't make an ass of myself
Xbox Freezes Already Saved the game
farts in the middle of a class fat guy gets the blame
accidentally pressed raise instead of fold opponent folded
abusive mother threatens to abandon me financially if i don't obey her i turn 18 tomorrow and moving out
ORDERED A SAUSAGE mCMUFFIN GOT A SAUSAGE & EGG MCMUFFIN!
Made Pancakes for breakfast didn't destroy them while flipping them
Online homework due at 11pm finishes at 10:59pm
Wanna be my girlfrien? I didn't put the 'D' in... You'll get that later
Gets online girlfriend turns out to be real
Procrastinated all semester finsihed everything in one epic all nighter
Hot pizza delivery girl eats something besides pizza
spills a drink just water
just found this meme generator!
Wipes ass once Paper clean
Got tipped with A fake Hundred dollar bill with bible scRiptures on it Went to church and put them Into the collection plate
Stops Microwave at 0:01  No beeps
watches youtube video no ad
Just got back to colorado after vacation House didn't burn down
Mom yelled at me
Bought pants for a dollar at a yard sale Dollar in the pocket
Played Portal Got cake
kidnapped by jigsaw wins the game
Woke up from an epic dream Remembered it
mom says to come and get something waits a minute and she brings it to me
Cops drive by actually doing speed limit
girl walks into subway wanting a sandwich guy has to make it for her.
Speaks with parents about failing grades in school Becomes better person
4 hours late to my interview Still get the job
Phone is running low on battery in car friend has car charger that is compatible
when drunk to much woke up without a hangover
Buys an EXPENSIVE TOP OF THE LINE GAMING COMPUTER PLAYS MINECRAFT
hacks fb accoun of friend 'Helps' her get it back and is her hero!
Drops iphone4s by pool saved by headphones
Asks for a second piece of cake adult guardian approves
Did laundry no missing socks
stalks a cute Girl on Facebook She Accept My friendship request
clicked NEXT had time to upvote the last link
Memegenerator page broke worked again after one refresh
How many pushups can i do? all of them.
OPens lunch Two Twinkies
Proposed She answered 'Yes'
GETS EMAIL FROM TEACHER fRIDAY NIGHT CLASS CANCELLED
Didnt know how to make meme's found memegenerator.com
Loses phone It wasn't on vibrate
ate rotten flesh in minecraft didnt get poisoned
Opened Fruit Cup Didn't spray myself in the face
Sifted through bag of Doritos Found one with an insane amount of seasoning
you correct the smartest person in your class... Success
Rip huge fart in bathroom someone was using the hand dryer
Buy Beer underage don't get carded
BURNS 500 CALORIES RUNNING MORE ROOM FOR DESSERT
Fell asleep on the bus woke up at my stop
GRoup presentation PartnEr does all the work Before You EVen stArt
CASHED A 2$ LOTTERY TICKET EFFECTIVELY DOUBLED BANK ACCOUNT
Got Drunk Within walking distance of Taco Bell
NOT VERY MUCH TOLIET PAPER LEFT JUST ENOUGH TO WIPE
COPY ALL THE EXAM OF MY FRIEND I PASS AND MY FRIEND DOESN'T
Plays all day before Exams passed
FIRST TIME WRITING DATE OF THE NEW YEAR WROTE THE CORRECT YEAR
Met an awesome girl didn't get friendzoned.. now my girlfriend
ACCIDENTALLY ate a few prunes  didnt have to wipe
PUMPED GAS got it on the exact dollar.
Friday 13th STill got lucky
SAW GOOD GUY GREG HE ADMITTED IM NICER
sneezes doesn't shit pants
Farted in cLass... No one notIced!
stepped on some frosted flakes on the floor im a cereal killer
did laundry no missing socks
girlfriend's period started today i'm not going to be a father
Post cute picture of caT on Facebook GeTs 20 likes all from hot girls
Re-watch movie from childhood Actually gets all the jokes.
Didn't study for a math test teacher pushes it back a day
Walked down the stairs and missed a step still stuck the landing
Graduate from College economy recovers
didn't study open book exam
run out of mana right click em to death
to be polite
Take on end boss when almost dead Beat level!
Cop turns on flashers pulls over guy in front of me
8 months old just signed for arsenal
get 75 on math test mission accomplished
lose weeks of work do it all over in 3 hours
farts in class no odour \o/
Change FF7 CHARACTER name to Eh canadian mode
Showed Girl MEme understood it
nuketown first kill
Edited birthdate info on facebook Gets birthday wishes twice
Mom ran out of lunch meat when she go to to my sandwich  made me a BLT
poke 1st fist next !
catch a poke'mon by smashing the a button 'YEEESSSS!'
Room smells spunky GF says 'something smells sweet'
'Project should be written in your own words.' Creates new language
Didn't set alarm Still woke up for favorite cartoon
dropped my phone the screen didn't break
fixed bug in own code nobody noticed
Never WASTED Diamonds  on a hoe
made a mistake got over it and still had a good day!
I Don't live in atlanta got home in 15 minutes
when i got more marks without studying than the one who had studied for the test
NIGERIAN PRINCE EMAIL ACTUAL NIGERIAN PRINCE
becomes a hobo makes a living
don't have girlfriend any more can make forever alone posts again
found a meme i created on somebody else's blog
Everything is a boomerang When you throw it upwards
PLAYED GTA OUTRUNNED THE COPS
went on maury not the father
Woke up this Morning Hair was already the way I wanted it
Turns on ESpn top 10
made risky joke everyone laughed
45 minutes late to a dream theater concert Only missed first song
Goes on Maury  is NOT the father
forgot to set alarm woke up on time anyway
2000 Characters for Scholarship Essay Uses 1999
Saw hot ex's facebook page Now fat
Forgot Password signed in with facebook
Youtube changed format adblock still works!
Nearly forward dirty text conversation to another girl message failed
fights microsoft WORD IN FORMATTING contest  wins
5th of november remembers
saw it shat shit instead of bricks
FINISHS MARATHON TODAY STILL ENOUGH POWER TO MASTURBATE
DROPS IPHONE IN BATHTUB GETS IPHONE 5 FROM INSURANCE COMPANY
didn't do the home work class got cancelled
bought a burger got a cheeseburger
Walked in on GF Cheating with my other gf
pINCH HITS FOR AROD TWO HOME RUNS
DIDN'T STUDY FOR FINAL EXAM SNOW DAY
Forgot to do Homework professor extended due date
Drops glass doesn't break
personally invited to hot girl's party 18th birthday
Went on a date Saw my Ex
plugs in usb Gets it right the first time
slow danced with the hot chick she didnt mind the chubby
Aug 2012 still No timeline
simultaneously shits and throws up on himself has someone else clean it up
Boobies  i touched them
Watched Womans tennis  NEighBours thought I was getting some
BANG GIRLFRIEND EVERY SINGLE NIGHT WITHOUT CONDOM SHE DOESN't get pregnant
Trips Over No one notices
Locks self out of house Window open
statement taken out of context on a national level sells tons of chicken the next week
toonami is coming back 5/26/12
Skips important class teacher skips it too
CLICKS I'M FEELING LUCKY ON GOOGLE GETS THE RIGHT PAGE
fell asleep in church saved money on the donation basket
FORGETS TO TAKE SHIT BEFORE GOING MOOSE HUNTING. DOESN'T STRIKE CRAMPS
make comment in philosophy class on target
11 hours of sleep  on a school night
creates bad meme gets an upvote anyway
forgot to turn set alarm woke up on time
Pissed with an erection Didn't pee on the toilet
Teacher forgot to put a(n) on test question OnLy one answer starts with a consonant
went to make a meme remembered to select the language
looks at musically oblivious girl meme someone actually posts about a band that isnt shitty
Comes home late ParEnTs not home yet
Get into an argument with your dad win it
fart during sex girlfriend likes it
Woke up this morning wasn't kidnapped by kony
dropped iphone caught it with foot
Night 2 on Minecraft Finds Diamonds
went to restaurant they had free napkins
holds phone in front of face while laying down Didnt drop it on my face
Party All Day on St. Paddy's day No Hangover
watch a new video under 300 views
APPROACHES MANAGER WITH 3 WEEKS VACATION IN MIND gETS 4 WEEKS INSTEAD
commits murder turns out it was a terrorist
skyrim save above 7 mb no lag
accidentally walked in womens restroom Gets laid.
Blacks out Wakes up with cell phone
first try backflip on trampoline lands it
BOught a bag of air got free chips inside
We lasted 5 minutes But she came first
Played mass effect 2 everyone survived
Girlfriend is on period get head instead
Single on valentine's day More money for guns
got a massage from a male masseuse no boner
loud fart during the lesson at the same moment when someone coughs
didnt study for test flooding cancels class
OUT OF GROCERIES
Makes Generic Comment on youtube  Gets 42 likes in 2 days
ice cube's 'It was was a good Day' comes on shuffle really was a good day
had no condom came in her mouth
30 second ad on youtube: refresh 15 second ad
FINISH CLASS NO LINE AT TIM HORTONS
Went to Mexico Still alive...
Hits the Lotto First Stop - McDonalds
Spend three hours cleaning room Actually keep room clean for more than a week
look in fridge still have jager
ONLY HAS ENOUGH TISSUE FOR 3 WIPES MAKES IT OUT WITH A CLEAN ASS
YES! IT COMPILED!
ask a girl to make u a sandwich she already did it
INTERNET CELEBRITY BEFORE I COULD EVEN SPELL MY OWN NAME
Pretended to be asleep in car got carried in..Like a  boss!!
DAD TAKES NOSE get it back
Girl bends over look to cleavage without her noticing
hot chick spots my erection she winks
occupied a u.s. city didn't get maced
Pretend you know what you're doing figure it out in the process
Spent A whole day on the internet Didn`t see an arrow to the knee joke
'Do you think I'm Fat?' 'No?' She bought it
drew a picture mom puts it on the fridge
Saw a red door Painted it black
she said yes
mom working late gets money for pizza
Didn't do homework Teacher's sick
Opens Lunchbox Two fruit rollups
Tells friends on fb she's going to bed Then texts you
man goes green the instant you hit the button at a crosswalk Im a wizard
starts to sing favorite song someone sings along
Got Detention Teacher forgets to give you detention slip
got new college schedule earliest class is at 10am
condom breaks She doesnt get pregnant
Born on 29th of February lived 4 years still 1 year old
RIPPED EPIC FART didn't shit pants
Cycled  past a speed camera made it flash!
SHE SAID 'WE'RE JUST FRIENDS
4&20 on own 1yard line runs a touchdown
breakup still owe money
Clicked on ad Won a laptop
Nyan cat Watch 10hr version
Take shower with gf GET a BJ WITHOUT ASKING FOR IT
didn't study ACed the test
20 MINS LATE FOR DINNER STILL FIRST PEOPLE THERE
Roamed My house in the dark Didn't injure myself
went on youtube  didn't get rickrolled
WOKE UP AN HOUR LATE
car's cd player isnt working pink floyd on the radio
BUYS A USED GAME ONLINE CODE STILL WORKS
government loses track of a commercial airliner still knows what my neighbors are having for dinner
stayed up too late reading next day snow day
Wakes up 10 minutes before the time to leave for the bus Gets email- class is cancelled
gaming pc Still better than ps4
sent her a text replies back with a winky face
me when someone sees my memes
Do a load of laundry all the socks match up
burped on conference call hit mute button in time
Lecturer wants to make a class on Saturday morning The faculty does not allow it
Sees toilet paper almost gone Didn't need the last peice.
Spilled grape juice didn't leave a stain
late for class on exam day so was professor
decides to skip class cancelled anyway
Took a dump. Wiped.  Nothing there.
Tattooed ex-gf's name on myself current gf has same name
bet on losing team... bookie wrote it down wrong
Shaved  didn't cut my face
MadE a meme in 10 seconds  Friend said it was hIlarious
Yelled at neighbor's dog it actually shut up
SINGLE ON VALENTINE'S DAY MORE MONEY FOR RIOT POINTS
Park car in snowy lot inside the lines when the snow melts
aCCIDENTALLY WASHES FLASH DRIVE sTILL WORKS
WROTE DRUNKEN EMOTIONAL EMAIL TO EX GIRLFRIEND pASSED OUT BEFORE CLICKING SEND
gonna ask a girl if she is single get asked first
grows up finds out he was a meme
thought halloween candy was gone found m&m under the couch
USed snooze button on alarm actually woke up feeling more refreshed
Peanut butter is gone Mom bOught Nutella
watched the first pokemon movie didn't cry when ash turned to stone
GETs random text from random girl gets free pictures of her boobs
made girl laugh wasnt at what i was wearing
stepped on the office chair to reach  something  didn't fall
BRUSHES TEETH JUICE TASTES EVEN SWEETER
Found a bug It's not in my code
Girlfriend plays tf2 makes me sandvich
Parents on Vacation Left money for food
said 'bang' traffic light went green
DRINKS LARGE SLURPEE NOT ONE BRAINFREEZE
Eats junk food all Week Looses a Pound
downloads free game doesn't get virus
DIDN'T BUY THE FACEBOOK IPO... SUCCESS!!!
Got A Boner In Class Got Rid Of It Before Standing Up
accidentally rebooted server nobody noticed
mufasa dies doesn't cry
throws ipod shuffle into washing machine still works
Got hair cut Remembered to use less soap in the shower
hits top of tv it works
Turns on tv Family Guy marathon
gets handjob she cums first
Some tries to pass you on the freeway Gets stuck behind other cars
drinking has its benefits smooth poops
Sent my phone through the wash it still works great
YOU KNOW THE LAW? TOO BAD
aimed for the stain in the toilet bowl actually went away
finds iphone has a ton of nudes on it
fARTED
walked a mile in the other man's shoes now he's barefoot and I have a head start
ordered one mcchicken two in bag
See your ex with someone ugly  so much win
shits in public restroom finishes before anyone walks in
COUNT TO INFINITY TWICE
Guy WITH hot girl GAY FRIEND
rode my bike up polish hill. Didn't get run over.
touched mc hammer
Went to Mcdonald's Didn't get id'd
REFUSE to YIeld to the floor resolution passed!
Types word into google thinking it's spelt wrong doesn't get 'Did you mean ...'
British start taxing pointless things We start the revolutionary war
Asks for cookie gets cookie
can relate to success kid on many instances
Told a hot girl to text me And she did!
Rolled fIrst joint Still have bud left
posted about kony today nobel prize is on the way
Only posts about kony 2012 are negative friends aren't retarded
Touched a girls bottom found out she actually likes me
made out in the elevator didn't have to stop for anyone
sneezed suddenly fart stayed in
reposts meme still gets lots of votes
WOKE up FRom epic dream Fell asleep and continued dream
End of my presentation no questions!
Filled up car in the morning By the afternoon
First exam didn't fail
tried to post meme worked
Drop the soap caught
Show a teacher reddit no more homework
first time going to the toilet at a friends place found correct light switch at first try
Willingly decided to share they said no
tried to take a nap with gf didn't happen cause she's too hot to stop paying attention to her
didn't ask for girl's number still got it
Check news for first time in over a month ship crashes
walked through my room in the dark barefoot didn't step on the lego!!
Picks up pencil  girl sitting across has a skirt on
windows update on old people's pc told them i fixed it they gave me 20 bucks
Went to the doctor got a lollipop
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN YOU REALISE YOU HAVE NUTELLA
LAst minute shopping online all of it will arrive before xmas
Arrived half an hour late at test finished first got a+
Get a 4 piece at mcdonalds comes with 6
AccidenTally Wash HeadphonEs in washing machine Still work
Plays pandemic II gets MADAGASCAR
Didn't study for the test still got an a
sleept during class everyone except for the teacher noticed
THought of a song 3 minutes ago Song you thought of just came on radio
Got alzheimers but still remember everything Got alzheimers but still remember everything
opens care package ac-130
finds a lottery ticket wins
Put rejected bill back in vending machine got my soda
walk into a crowded library find an empty table
goes on iron chef cooks meth
I pooped didn't have to clean
FIRST KISS NO GIZZ IN MY PANTS
Guessed C On the whole test Still passed
Skip class Find out teacher didn`t come
High in class Watching wall-e
the house is completely dark navigates through it successfully
Employee of the month Still shows up to work late
started project
Yesterday's leftover coffee that is still in coffee pot? Now today's coffee
Goes on chat roullete dosent get flashed
never cook make awesome chocolate
she broke my heart i used her towel for my ass
Knock Mac off desk catch it like a boss
Made a huge mistake on my finals exam Teacher didn't see it
Answered question before asked  Got it right
Walk into subway Get last soft chocolate chip cookie
one day that candy bar will be mine
I survived the 2014 great facebook outage
supports germany won by 4-0
has a friday PM meeting Gets pushed to monday
I dropped a gallon of milk on the kitchen floor the lid stayed on and it didn't burst open
taught lesson on memes still got paid
Shaved my pubes got laid
listed something for sale on craiglist item sold and I wasn't scammed by nigerians
screams at boss gets promotion
Creates a Password Password 'STrong'
Dropped contact Caught it before it touched the ground
sexted girl she sexted me back
Was totally confused as to which eCommerce website to choose Finally found what I needed on ariestco.com
held the door open for 6 people 10 thank you's
makes a grammar mistake on a meme asian father
Uploads a new profile picture Crush likes it
get to work work is already done
Government shutdown? HELL YEAH!
Typed 'Google' in address bar
HAD A SEVERE BRAIN TRAUMA & WAS IN COMA FOR A WEEK FINALLY WOKE UP
Wake up by sideways blanket turns it right on first try
Movie not on nEtflix? Full movie on youtube
guy filmed me while doing stupid things  he didnt uploaded it to youtube
DId a Poo First wipe was clear
looked at black guy called him by his real name first try
was late to a meeting with a superior reached there before them
says she likes Blink 182 FAVORITE song isn't all the small things
Tightened Braces didn't hurt
Im only 3 foot tall So i am at girls butt level
overslept all lectures university was closed due to snow
Girlfriend Watches 'Master Chef' she Gets inspired
Cop behind you turns his lights on pulls the guy in front of you over.
had an argument with brother still got an amazing christmas gift
Have sex day before anniversary Know You're getted laid twice this week
I may have died But i stole their baron
Rode BIKE DIDNT DIE
You swear in swedish during swedish lesson Teacher tells you how to pronounce it correctly
Went to Costco Spent less Than $100
Finds paper on the ground Its the winning lottery ticket
free at disney for being 3 i'm really 4
goes afk on pvp server still alive when i get back
asks siri where to hide the body doesn't get caught
LAB SUBMITTED 11:59:30 ON time
christmas tree a SCANTRON b+
Accidently clicked back while watching a video on youtube didn't have to watch another ad
saw rebecca black it was thursday
Made it into the 'god' tier  on memegenerator.com
Woke up Still had a couple hours to sleep
goes to In engineering class  Prettiest girl sits by you
Trips When The  Floor Is Lava Lands on a Pillow
Get drunk on sunday no work on monday
played a prank on chuck norris survived
officer meets officer of same rank  no salute required
Plays Age of empires and searches berry bush Finds steak
goes running when it's over 100 degrees didn't pass out
drops a deuce Clean wipe
meet a girl through wow she's hot!
just discovered meme generator work day goes by faster
18 years old haven't get caught masturbating
Kony elected president  doesn't have to go to school
TOOK A SHIT
song ends as i pull in the driveway
Finds old masterlock REMEMBERS the combo
Number one receiver out of college doesn't get drafted by the jets
Took candy from a stranger Stole his van too
did not oversleep score
Became a ginger bought a kia soul
Old guy invites me into van for candy I actually come out with candy
Falls in deep hole in mincraft hits water
that awesome moment when your crush adds you first on fb
Eats at ghetto Wendy's Loses 5 lbs from parasite
has cake eats it too
QUOTE PART OF VIDEO GET TOP COMMENT
successful space shuttle re-entry using only the arrow keys
TOok a really big shit Ass dIdnt get wet
my babysitter  is totally hot
proved a teacher wrong feel like a champ
Raining outside? free carwash
saw it was sufficient improved it anyway
end of spring break Facebook bikini pics
Late for school bus Teacher crashes his car
Michael jacksons dead? born right on time
Vomiting Just making room for more beer
picked a common name for username was available first try
hAPPY bIRTHDAY sURVIVED A WHOLE YEAR
FORGETS to do homework  not collected that day
Types name in MS word no red underline
wears beanie covers grease
wake up realize its the weekend
Log on psn at 3 am all my friEnds are online
Drinks more than anyone else at party Last one to pass out
TALK TO CRUSH ANSWERS IMMEDIATELY
BEEN ON INTERNET FOR LONG TIME HAVENT AGED A DAY
sleeps every period gets a 'b' in the class
Paused lotr at boromir meme frame
got a chick roomate dishes are done
fOUND A MISTAKE ON A TEST TEACHER ADDS POINTS
Steps in dog turd wet grass nearby
Stocking a Shelf Have exact number of items in case to Perfectly fill shelf
late to class professor isn't there yet
droped my toast  lands butter side up
Pee with lid down not a single drop!
No Class on friday Spring Break starts early
just had sex added 30 seconds on my Best time
played volleyball touched some boobs
made it to payday with 5 dollars to spare
Threw paper waD at trash can Made it on the first try
Drop glass off           kitchen counter catch it in     mid-air
Woke up late to pick up daughter from school Her class came out last
Caught gf changing clothes got sex
WALKED INTO BATHROOM AT WORK FAVORITE STALL EMPTY
'pens down everyone' pen was never up...
checks for school delays already on your county
MEt a girl didnt get friendzoned
FORGOT TO SAVE BEFORE LEGENDARY CATCH HIM ON THE FIRST TRY
I pooped no blood
Valentines day? Watching star wars 3d in the cinema
late for class so is teacher
Steals friend's status on fb gets more likes
Got new girlfriend she dosn't like twillight
Had two hours for class test finished in one!
YOUNGEST MEME STILL MOST SUCCESSFUL
Saw string on floor girlfriend's underwear
types text half asleep no spelling mistakes
had sex                 in friendzone managed to               stay good friends
SLEEPING IN CLASS THEN TEACHER CALLED ATTENTION AND ASK A HARD QUESTION ANSWERED IT CORRECTLY
eat bolognese shirt still white
Went to the dentist today gums didn't bleed
Takes a long shit flush the toilet...first try
Dropped phone on the floor
Posting a Pic on Facebook people like it
read lotr and had sex in high school at the same time
fail every test during the semester finish course with a 69
taking a poo water doesnt splash your ass
COPIED ALL ANSWERS OFF NEIGHBOR'S TEST GOT A BETTER GRADE
iPod on shuffle Favorite song every time
COULDN'T HOLD A FART IN A DATE WITH A HOT GIRL It did not smell
Didn't Leave Cookies For Santa Still Got Presents!
Opens pack of skittles mostly red ones
go to beach HIde boner in pants
Blacked out last night Woke up with phone and wallet
Made some poor captions for success kid got positive rating
My parents are suing memegenerator future tuition paid
Says something stupid people blame america instead
tripped in public nobody saw
browsing all Success Kid pages searching for my own meme found it
studying maths for more then a year still can talk to normal people
Have a half boner when Hot girl decides to lay her head in your lap lose it
see a cop on the street pulls over guy in front
First time drinking didnt get a hangover
Builds sandcastle at beach doesn't get destroyed by wave
ORDER TAP WATER
SLAPS LITTLE GIRL ON ASS BLAMES IT ON PEDO BEAR
didn't study for test convinces teacher to postpone
Post a photo on facebook get 20 likes in the first MINUTE
Forgot mobile charger for the week mini-usb hdd cable is compatible
Drinks 5 hour energy lasts 6 hours
See's ex with new girl
makes pretty girl laugh twice success
Werewolves in  skyrim Confirmed
boyfriend just dumped her you're the only one online
Check mail skyrim came early
take a shi*t doesn't have to wipe
two weeks of midterm hell straight a's
it was friday NO ONE SANG
GETS A HAPPY MEAL EXTRA MCNUGGET
arguing with someone gets the last word
Procrastinates all night Still Finish 3300 word Lab Report in style
Woke up After Nap Don't feel like shit
Uses meme in casual conversation plus 1
Turn 18 BUy a shamwow!
Picks the blue pill still finds out how deep the rabbit hole is
Response to my reddit comment Not a troll
Forgot to do homework Class Cancelled
downvoted every last one of them except mine.
only white guy at party smoked weed with snoop dogg
watched dora the explorer first boner
MAKING KRAFT DINNER PERFECT AMOUNT OF MILK
Took over world Without parental help
marks deducted for overdue work still the highest in class
i want spaghetti
ACCIDENTALLY BUMPED HOT OFFICEMATE BOOBS SHE ONLY SMILED
logged 2 hours of work got paid for 8 and started holiday early!
'XBOX ON' Works on the first try
started worrying that i might be pregnant  got my period
Left hazard lights on Last night car starts this morning
That feeling when you beat the clan leader in pvp
Flappy Bird High score of one no hacks
plays halo online never gets tea-bagged
met relative I didn't recognize guessed right name
too tired for sex get a blowjob
Got THE WRONG BREAKFAST SANDWICH THEY ORDERED BETTER THAN I DID
Uses meme generator annoys everyone
Farts in public noone notices
man of steel sequel bryan cranston is lex luthor
signed up for a free facebook account. Instantly became a doctor in every field of knowledge in the universe!
TRIED MY FIRST MEME TODAY SHE SMILED
First time little brown thing went down the toilet
Won Justin Beiber tickets Tore them up in front of a 12 year old girl
teacher just walked by as I'm making memes teacher didn't notice
USB insert first try
Got my gf wet did it over webcam
nothing but junk in the mail no bills
wore white pants on my period no blood came through
Takes picture with sand in hand BEcomes famous
FINDS DEATH KILLS HIM
Late to work boss came in even later
Looking for a hot girl on facebook find a hotter girl instead
Has nightmare about Freddy Krueger Survives
Accidentally hit button and throw grenade on call of duty gets Multi-kill
didn't know answer on a test found answer in another question
Teacher sends me out of the room.. to go home
picked up hot ticket checker on the train didn't even buy a ticket
christmas eve has passed no socks or pajamas
I survived 2012
Arguing with the teacher and proving them wrong
Laundry day No lost socks
put on clean pants $20 bill in the pocket
adventure time episode haven't seen yet
checked webmd for symptoms didn't get cancer
GETS CALLED TO THE PRINCIPAL'S OFFICE Not in trouble
Took a huge dump Hardly had to wipe
Mayan end of the world? Made bunker out of Toy blocks
Pissed in my pants Wore diapers
BOSS ENTERS THE ROOM ACTUALLY WORKING !
takes math test in pen doesnt make a single mistake
room mate left facebook open took him two weeks to realize he was gay
Lost virginity before december 21st
gf wants to watch disney movie star wars
Wife asks me to mow lawn Starts snowing
did a really long math problem it all cancelled out
Has multiple passwords for different sites Remembers them all
Playing Slender and flashlight dies finds another page in the dark!
gf having her period bj all week
egg rolled off the counter already boiled
Got electrocuted became magneto
forgot to set alarm woke up on time
Shrunk New Sweater In The Wash Fits Better Than Before
was in sandy's path Didn't lose power or internet
Asks HOw Far Into Pregnancy She is Actually Pregnant
GOvernment Shuts down internet shut down government
Forget to study A-
OPPONENT USES ROYAL TRIBUTE USING DARK WORLD DECK
Teacher says open ur books on the right page at 1st try
Deleted facebook doesnt have to listen to all the iphone 5 dribble bullshit
eats 10 hamburgers only gains 2 pounds
studies engineering surrounded by girls
Got Laid Last Night Wasn't a Fat Chick
has a picture taken becomes epic meme
asked for extra cheese in subway didnt pay extra
uses memegenerator knows how to add memes to favorites
GOT A TICKET OFFICER'S PEN RAN OUT OF INK
Took arrow to his knee still an adventurer
woke up at 6 am and stayed up
Get photographed Eating Sand Becomes a Meme
Farted at work today someone says something smells like pumpkins
Gets hair cut stylist asks for number
Checks behind curtain for murderer Finds one
went to mexico didn't get the swine flu
MOM MADE PIZZA ROLLS
spends a day in liverpool didn't get stabbed
joined dota game no russians
Cry Get a free boobie
pLAYED QWOP BEAT IN 5 MINUTES
Most deaths in match and most kills
Puts headphones in pocket Pulls them out untangled
forgot to go to work 4 day week
happy meal gets boys toy
checked facebook profile still not on timeline
late for work boss is away sick
admits to girl i play wow she doesn't know what it is
New friend on fb Popularity: +1
Has to stop mac update half way thru Resumes Later where Left off!!!
Forgot wallet so no breakfast co-worker brings in bagels
MOTORBOATS A GIRL. GETS AWAY WITH IT.
Made a weird face It didn't stay Frozen
Tried to spell diarrhea got it right the first time
Girlfriend got her period won't be a teenage dad
Recited ALlah Humma AghiSNA IT rained
COMPUTER CRASHES SAVED
killed that camper on xbox made final kill
wake up find money in pocket
Failed my midterm teacher drops lowest grade
finished physics homework didn't even use the internet for help
Asked her if i could have her number got her full contactbook
Played the 'Cry of Fear' mod Didn't wet self
sits down to use laptop
jerked off shot 5 feet
Threw trash in the can from a distance strike
GETS A GUITAR learns a b chord
Work overnight Sleep all day
opened pack of mentos got a pink one
Fell on ass impact absorbed by diaper
Birthday on a friday 3-day weekend
Had sex with out a condom didn't get aids
talking too much teacher walks out of class
completely Smashed yesterday from all day drinking woke up hangover free!
i've never questioned a u.s. non profit organization until kony 2012
Eats gum in class nobody asks you for some
NEED TO FART BUT PEOPLE ARE IN THE ROOM HOLD IT IN TILL THEY LEAVE
Cooks hot pocket to perfection
Jonas EC pressed play No live jasmine pops-up
got drunk dıdn't text my ex
Ordered 6 chicken mcnuggets RECEIVED 7
break up with girlfriend hot best friend wanted you all along
Forget to bring lunch catered noon meeting
Told gullible wasn't in dictionary It wasn't
Forgot to set an alarm for 6:30 test internal clock woke me up
buy cheap textbook online sell it back to the bookstore
lose's phone finds phone in other pocket
Comment on friends status Someone I don't Know likes it
Trolling Doesn't phase me
beat the level got 6 fireworks
Forgot car was on campus all day and overnight no ticket
Speeds everywhere by habit hasn't been pulled over yet
Less upvotes than Good guy greg still got into god tier
random girl likes my status she wants me
Read THread about weird kids at school Didn't see a story about me
GIRL REPLIES SELECTIVELY ON OKCUPID REPLIES TO MY MESSAGE
hate my sisters friend my dad hates her too
offensive video deleted by youtube already downloaded
Wore sweatpants to school no boner all day
Making waffles didn't shit my pants when the toaster popped
Has reddit birthday day before reddit goes dark
Wikipedia not blacked out javascript disabled
arrive late to class teacher hasnt called your name in roll yet
Dad took nose got it back
Ex-GF sends Text still wants to Bang
my NEW year RESOLUTION  to kill people who like their own posts
picked up something i bought off craigslist didn't die
HOMOSEXUALITY BROUGHT UP AT CHRISTMAS DINNER MOM CONVINCES EVERYONE WE'RE BORN THIS WAY
opened all the christmas presents No clothes on  them
Need to go take a dump at work handicapped stall is empty!
Saw an escalator in the hall building it was actually turned on
bought axe body spray girls chased me down the street
Dating Best friends sister best friend okay with it
Studied all night didn't fall asleep
25 AND STILL TAKING NAPS LIKE A BOSS.
shampoo and conditioner run out at same time
just took a dump only had to wipe once
Late for work only hits green lights
buys puppy and walks it around the park scored four females' phone numbers
its cold
lone customer asks for specific game last copy
Calls girlfriend over for dinner she washes the dishes after eating
Took a Huge dump Didnt clog the toilet
HOT TEACHER TOTALLY BENT OVER INFRONT OF ME
woke up crying got rewarded with boobs
BOYFRIEND CAME INSIDE STILL GOT PERIOD
100 LINES OF CODE NO COMPILE ERRORS
Fail to deliver homework Get grade accidentally because teacher made a mistake
School Starts at 12 fap till 11:50
forgot to set my alarm clock for work still woke up in time
every hole's a goal!!
accidentally knock iphone off table catch it with foot
looks at clock in lesson 2 minutes left
Thirty page paper to read by tomorrow last three pages are reference lists
Parents go to grossery shop finish masturbating before they come
fart in the middle of the class no one noticed
google chrome incognito
arrived at dmv no line
catches fly with bare hands Feels like rambo
got her roses she cried
Thanksgiving Dinner Wore Sweat Pants
Halloween? Cheap candy
Got caught cheating girlfriend wants threesome.
Open CHIPS 90% TWISTED
looking at clock time is 13:37
Posted meme found it
Made Girlfriend Laugh Totally Getting laid tonight!
Roll Spliff Nothing Falls out
Needs to donate to the church Found 50 cents on the floor!
Behind by 8.32 points on sunday night Wins With Defense
smoke weed find icecream
BIRTHDAY CAKE HAS ACTION FIGURE GETS PIECE WITH ACTION FIGURE
Throw a random grenade Triple kill
just colored the mona lisa inside the lines
Throw up in Mouth during p90X Swallow puke and finish exercise
Partied during exams straight a's
TRY ON SKINNY JEANS GENITALS TOO LARGE TO FIT COMFORTABLY
doesn't go to class Professor doesn't go either
Only enough time to study 3 econ theories for midterm all 3 theories show up on test
get back home really late Parents weren't home anyway
Took a massive dump Toilet paper is clean
listened to lindsey stirling got my homework done in 20 minutes
Ordered fries came with an Onion ring
Woke up late for work Found out it's saturday
Doing   washing finds $10 in pocket
first tweet goes viral
Leaves good parking spot to go to lunch one city over comes back and exact same spot is still open
Parents dropped me off at church Went to moes
survived another year
shuffles ipod lands on favorite song
Stepped on a lego brick Was wearing shoes
Facing Problems stayed calm and got through it
Put on your snowboarding pants to shovel snow FIND 50 BUCKS LEFT IN YOUR POCKET
i CAN BULLY INNOCENT CITIZENS AND KILL THEM... PAID AND PROTECTED BY LAPD TO DO IT
The feeling you get when the person who your post was intended for reads and responds to it
Understood inception on fifth try
unplugged the toilet with the second flush
Clicks on Pop-UP ACTUALLY WINS AN IPHONE!
Oh yeah today's my birthday
Everytime 2 girls hug Thier boobs touch
told a girl i met that i'll raincheck on the group dinner invite used that rain check to get a date with her alone
left computer unlocked during lunch coworkers didnt change my background
Finds a shiny Pokemon in the Safari Zone Catches it
Pulled all shares from MSFT Just before E3 Landed
types in wrong xbox live code gets extra 12 months free
guest puked at work coworker i hate had to clean it up
Fills out bracket Picked harvard
MISTYPED 'HISTORICAL' AS 'SHITORICAL' INVENTED NEW ADJECTIVE FOR BASELESS RHETORIC
Hit huge jump Didn't smash balls on seat
Watched Inception Understood it
boss walked over for discussion was actually working
donated a dollar at taco bell got a coupon for 2 free tacos
Girlfriend gets asked what her least favorite thing i do in bed is she has to think about it
First attempt of difficult calculus problem gets it right
Forget to take headphones out of pants pocket before washing Still work
Stepped in dog shit too cold to stick to my shoe
Does something silly Gets all the sympathy!
42 pages of reading footnotes take up half of each page
MY NEW GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T HAVE A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT
12.12.12. 12:12:12 over no more annoying posts
put in fRIEND ZONe     escaped it
Got HIGH-JACKED by an Eagle Didn't get eaten!
girlfriend got new shoes... noticed them.
SpILt water on suit  Blends in
Bought used nintendo DS Came pre-loaded with pics of titties
copied other meme got a million likes
Went all-in pre-flop on 2-7 offsuit Everyone Folded
First tIme fingering Girl Hits the g-spot
Brings up threesome Girlfriend has always wanted to try it
sent something by UPS it got there in one piece
Plugs in digital clock at exactly midnight
dropped a tool in the engine bay it made it to the the floor
eats chipotle no blood in underwear
fights insanity wolf wins
forgot to set alarm woke up in time
The rain stopped As I left the building
turn on the tv spongebob all day
betted on a fart didn't shit my pants
stranger offers free candy doesn't get raped
benched a new record just as a hot girl walked past
Dropped iPhone Didn't break
never eat apple doctor is still away
WOKE UP AT 10:10 for my 10:00 class Class Canceled
First wipe Not A Trace
Went to BYU For Two Years Still not married
Has aspergers still gets laid in high school
Bad handwriting since childhood Became a doctor
deletes comments makes other person look like an idiot!
secretly feed vegetables to dog under the table gets dessert
throws a random grenade kill
Black out drunk no hangover
Didn't quite get the grades still got into university
Drops glass Doesn't smasH
didn't put fare in parking meter no ticket
HAS TO FART DURING CLASS ITS SILENT
Let a black person pull out in front of you another blow against racism
accidently steps on someone's heel in mall no awkward look back
Overslept Still FIRST IN OFFICE
almost shit brains out didn't have to wipe butthole
takes a big dump in the morning no farts during exam
Told jesus I loved Him He told me he loved me more
Went to a public loo no poo on toilet seat
Cop car driving behind me puts lights and siren on speeds past me
watches the notebook with girlfriend doesn't cry until after she leaves
Got a bruise know what it's from
Skipped class to sleep in class was cancelled
Battling Alduin at level 15 beat him on master
change your entire code structure everything works at 1st time
get higher grades than your sister bingo
gRABBED fORKS TO SET THE TOP FOR DINNER GRABBED THE EXACT AMOUNT
Gave girlfriend homemade birthday card Got away with it
Forgot to move car didn't get a ticket
joined a battlefield 3 server team is winning
sideboob!
goes for a fist bump gets a hug
Actually Used college Degree At my job!
toonami's back!
called telstra service spoke to an american
Went to use a phonebox It was the tardis
ADD'S RANDOM GIRL  ACCEPTS FRIEND REQUEST
a perfect shit
Solves rubix cube on first try
went to memegenerator managed to make only one meme and leave instead of losing entire weekend
puts success kid pic in an oral presentation teacher doesn't know memes
BUYS MINECRAFT MAKES GIANT POKEMON
farted in class no one smelled it
buys skittles and soda at store makes it home alive
still drunk from thursday night at the bars find out my 10:30 class is canceled
ENCOUNTERS THOUSANDS OF TENTACOOL ON WATER ROUTES
bought a fake watch every body tought it was the original
EPIC SPRINT TO THE BUS MADE IT
mw2: calls in a care package gets the nuke!
Talks in the library doesn't get caught
GOES TO RECORD GUITAR SOLO NAILS IT ON FIRST TAKE
Splattered mom Nothing on bib
didn't study for exams get straight a's
has got a new girlfriend she also looks good on the tagged photos
jerk CORRECTS your status  *removes comment*
Downloads one song from the internet still not in prison
played scary maze game reached level 10
I can play an iron maiden song! on banjo.
guessed the time always right
searched through the haystack... found the needle
Downing off Bellamy on
TOP TEXT BOTTOM TEXT
got a new girlfriend doesn't like cats
go to uganda  don't get kidnapped
WAITS TILL NIGHT BEFORE TO DO ESSAY STILL GETS AN a
Freshman year of college doesn't gain 15 lbs
girl says she will text you after shower she does
Fell asleep with makeup on Didn't look like a raccoon the next morning
shit my pants mom thought it was water
Picked up random gun in cod had n00btube
Poked a hot girl on facebook girl poked back
Dropped Phone in the Red Cedar River Still Works
drank last night didnt get a hangover
get juiced get bitches
gF says shes done some modelling Isnt on casting couch
had a kid wasn't a ginger
Sat down at computer in library didn't fart
Threw random letters down in words with freinds turned out to be a word
had sex lady made me sandwich after then left
post something on facebook get 9 likes in 17 minutes
Use bad grammar invent memes!
took a pee.. made it into toilet
Fart in a crowded elevator Doesn't smell
looked in the miror need i say more
Broke my leg infront of girl i like DIDN'T CRY.
forgot to do homework  snow day
Notices the toilet paper is over before sitting down
Went to store Didnt forget anything
checks out math textbook answers all written inside
didn't do homework Teacher didn't check it
Ask a random stranger a question He actually knows the answer
Tried on pants at the store found loose change inside pocket
ate raw cookie dough still alive
Thought I was out of milk wasn't out of milk
ACED TODAY'S PRESENTATION STONED AS A WALL
Chose free 5-8 day shipping Got it in two
accidentaly stick it in GF's ass she likes it
Its sunday ate chick fil a
Ordered Burger King Fries suprise onion ring!!
Didn't do homework teacher off ill
took a bath with this chick.. who wasnt a direct family member.
your car door hits car next to you no one inside!
Asks gf about threesome She says yes
Can't do maths homework  James aaronson in tutor set
did entire test by process of elimination
Girlfriend brought over Twilight to watch Dvd Player Broken
Didn't study for the test teacher gets suddenly ill
hard subject on oral exams seen a documentary about it the day before
everyone reaches to hold hands and pray... happen to be sitting next to your secret crush.
gOT THAT  REFUND CHECK
Asked for bacon on my burger... didn't pay extra
valentine&#180;s day ... poor in love rich in money
Moves tv in the rain works
ate a pb&j without getting jelly on hands
noticed gf's new haircut gettin' laid
your ex got a fat ass now left her just in time!
uses windows troubleshoot problems solves the problem
Thought I was being ignored walked out of concrete building
Got Math Home work used wolfram alpha
Lives in Student house Heating works
Just peed in a friend's bathroom 100% ACCURACY
wrote a paper on book i didn't read teacher keeps it as an example.
watching someone's facebook profile who's not on friendlist public photos
about to die critical hit
Killed chuck norrIs... With my magikarp
ib student: does homework in bus on the ride back home
asked for birthday sex got a threesome with the gf and the ex-gf
blindly threw shit from shower didn't miss the toilet
Went out to lunch with mom She paid
Typed a Tweet exactly 140 characters
didn't have to remove my wisdom tooth it kept me wiser
Lost a wood pencil found a mechanical one
Sing to shazam recognizes song
REWROTE WIKIPEDIA INFORMATION FOR ASSINGMENT text was longer
Gets stuck at huge line in supermarket Gets picked to go first in a new line
Can i just get a water cup? Fills up with soda
met a girl on chatroulette now were married
GetS Money for christmas doesn't spend it all on booze the next day
file hosted only on ру??кий site still finds download button
Friend dreams of lottery numbers saves a dollar
fall asleep in bus after partying wake up at the Proper bussation
voice cracks no one noticed
sees someone yawning doesn't yawn back
Makes joke in class teacher laughs
finally learned how to pronounce  meme
went into mom's room saw cristmas presents receipt
200 ranked wins finally out of elo hell
search entire house  find christmas presents
Makes Birthday Card in five minutes Actually looks like effort was put into it
Parents gone move shit around so it looks like i cleaned
Reads success kid RELATes to some
used meme correctly properly wielded the internets
Arrived late at job no one noticed
Mates run up hill to catch bus walk and still get there on time
lab final over? burn lab notebook
come up with chord pattern its somewhat original
Two Hours late for work Arrive two minutes Before boss
Add random friend on facebook random friend accepts request
Code without testing run flawlessly on device
christmas break get all 14 endings in chrono trigger
Not sure which switch turns on light Guess right
GAY FRIEND SAID YOU LOOK HOT
Forgot we had test  Got a snow day
Found a random drunk girl in a party Had sex
bought long term gf a vibrator she prefers vaginal orgasms better
Drops something catch it before it falls
Killed a guy in cod made him Rage quIT
cute girl shouts my name across the hall
pee wıth the lıghts out don't miss the hole
copy of uncharted 3 ordered? Check.
Went to an asian restaurant Ate with chopsticks like a boss!
I tell you sexual things you respond what i want to hear
NoRTON BLOCKS MINECRAFT GET PARENTS TO UNINSTALL FOR SCIENCE
i am not the foreveralone
SEE POST OF GOOD GUY GREG DOES THE SAME THING!
Arrived late to work find out boss called in sick
Frıend request accepted!
Giving out halloween candy extra candy
Make a meme it reaches the first page 'in most popular of all times'
THROW A PLASMa GRENADE SOMEWHERE IN THE MAP DOUBLE KILL
has 2 foul bachelor frog memes on the first page
first confession lost all my sins in your face
iphone breaks few days left on warrantee
came  on her  face                convinced her it was an accident.
dident use condom plan b
Computer Crashed and forgot to save homework autosaved
Dropped Toast Landed buttered side up
Low on cash past me left a 20 in my back pocket
drop something catch it before it hits the ground
forgets wallet at home finds 20 bucks on street
housemate playing music really loud same tastes in music
Creates meme with inside joke Upvoted to main page
ASK For help  finished the job before help arrived
Wake up at 4am 4 hours of playing games uninterrupted
Talk to my parents while i&#180;m high they didn&#180;t notice
LEVEL UP!
Roomate going home for the weekend Time to Fap
play tetris get only straight lines
Riding the Bike Feel like a Jet pilot
start argument get last word
take shitty photo
nearly drowned in kiddie pool at park lifeguard chick who brought me back was smokin' hot!
Mom comes into bedroom Can't find anything to complain about
SHe unblocked me. i block her again
SPENT $1500 TO FLY OUT AND MEET GIRLFRIEND'S FAMILY FOR THE FIRST TIME THEY  LOVED ME AND INVITED ME TO PLEASE VISIT WHENEVER I CAN
Needed to jerk off Hot friend posts a sexy photo
when you pass a cop and you weren't speeding
DRIVER'S SIDE MIRROR HITS WALL OF GARAGE WHILE BACKING IN MIRROR NOT BROKEN-FRAME ROTATES BACK INTO PLACE PERFECTLY
mom and dad are asleep  time for GAY TV
Boss came in early I came in earlier
No more girlfriend Net AVAILABLE Monthly liquid capital increases 300%
farted next to hot girl silent and smell free
Totally forgot about the test Got a passing grade
when the teacher postpones correcting homework you didnt do
FINALLY! I GOT MY LIFE BACK!!
Went to find socks found matching pair
cmake .. Done Success KID
ran out of condoms wife agrees to mouthhug
Falls asleep on the bus ride home gets 45 minutes of awesome sleep and wakes up at his exact stop
Called Customer service American Male
Buys 3 cars at auction All 3 have new timing belts
Took a shit #Respect
Uses Gold Foil Experiment Discovers most of the atom is just empty space
Found a job That I don't dread going to each day
Ate a greasy burger in stop and go traffic in my business suit No stains
DROPPED PHONE CAUGHT IT WITH FOOT
winning fantasy team  picked
gps arrival time: 1:35 actual arrival time:1:30
COULDN'T HOLD FAT AT DINNER DAD FARTED LOUDER AT THE SAME TIME
Loved someone and let them go they came back
FRIDAY
Went to the Beach Wore Sunscreen
stayed up late and my parrents woke up went in bed quickly they didnt notice
plays 'roll up the rim' free donut
has lotion on hands opens door anyway
DIVORCED.
Amanda Curtis got $1
PAID OFF SECOND MORTGAGE 7.5 years early
Needs information for research paper Found them within one source
Used a goto in my code today Didn't get attacked by A Velociraptor
drove around last night with a headlight out didn't get pulled over!
Crush doesn't dance with me Danced with hotter chick
unfollow 2 people 95% less memes
goes to sheldons house  sits in his spot!
Gets Picture taken becomes a famous meme
have the shits.... lost 5 lbs.
Parents die in car crash whiskey for breakfast forever
Palauk!!! Ir pamatysi
Asks girl to pretend to give her number gives her real digits
Put tea in Microwave didn't forget about it!
WATCHING PBS cARL SAGAN'S COSMOS IS ON
STARTS ARGUEMENT WITH GIRLFRIEND SHE INSTANTLY SURRENDERS
Makes a 90 degree right turn in a mini van without hitting the curb
goes grocery shopping doesn't deviate from list
cray cray gf smashed all the windows in the the car wrong car
Accidently farts around chicks Doesnt stink
Jerked off in the morning got it up for gf in afternoon
Spoke to crush about ex ended up making out!
Late for work colleague even later
gets into bar fight all guys pass out drunk
hot x-rated scene in sci-fi film doesn't end in death
farts no one knew it
went to grandma's got extra cookies.
Sent out a press release it went straight to print
TRIED TO BECOME SUPER SAIYAN  DID IT WITHOUT SHITTING IN THE DIAPERS
*channel flicking* turns back to original program just as ad-break finishes!
GF CAUGHT me cheating on her.  had a threesome!!
Turns on the radio Favorite song is playing!!
i asked my coworker to look at my meme she laughed
Parked car in montral didn't get stolen
GIRLFRIEND WANTED TO BREAK UP THEN SHE SAID WE CAN STILL HAVE SEX
Likes OWN Status Super Cool
eARPHONES GOT PUT IN THE WASH sTILL WORK
gf cheated guy gave her herpes
four loads of laundry all socks have pairs
Didn't study for Final 82%
Stayed up all nite long woke up early
Had Sex for the first time She orgasmed first
Forgot to charge phone last night made it to the charger with 1% battery life
need to wrap presents they're all in boxes
Reports shitty poster shitty poster gets banned
Assigned 6 months worth of work finished in three weeks
late for work boss not here
alone at home i can do whatever i want
forgot to water my flowers before i went on vacation it rained nearly every day
12-12-12 proposed to my girlfriend 
has sex with $10 hooker condom doesn't break
Has a girlfriend she hates twilight as much as i do
massive otaku still gets married to a hot chick
movie theater empty for date night with wife only paid for 2 tickets
Woke up computer virus scan complete
crush uses me as fake boyfriend to get rid of a guy who is hitting on her 3 months later i am her boyfriend
Invites all friends to party they brought hot single ladies
Dad got job at cia! Free hookers!
Makes his first meme it sucks but is still good
Stood behind a woman holding a baby in line It didn't awkwardly stare at me the whole time
Completely guesses on test passes
Went to hockey Brought my stick
Got a parking ticket wrong license plate
ex has new gf she's ugly
EATS AT CYPRESS STREET TACO SHOP DOESN'T GET WATERY DUMPS
Online radio won't let me do any more skips this hour Refresh page
wake up after party no hangover
Lend lunchmoney to greek collegue Got it back the next day
Spells it Dizz Knee Avoids lawsuit
WOKE UP AT 4 AM  YEAH MORE 2 HOURS TO SLEEP
MAde hot chocolate didn't burn mouth
caught the elevator door with my foot
pooped the diaper didn't like that one anyways
One Password For Everything!
Bad Ref calls ruled in seahawks favor
Read finnegans wake Understood 25% of it
Caught all 649 pokemon has a girlfriend
Questions lecturer about units lecturer accepts she is wrong
laptop's battery runs low power comes back on
farts in church. blames on god everyone beleives him
Takes a shit doesn't have to wipe
THOUGHT I SHARTED CLEAN AS A WHISTLE
silently Farts in the bus A small kid nearby starts crying
Goes to bathroom doesn't see slenderman
Make a comment get a gif response
Goes to Engineering School  still HAS a Girlfriend
Check tracking number package delivered
5 minute bullshit english essay get's 100%
shops at dandenong coles on princes hwy still alive
saw the new batman didn't get shot
got a new babysitter nailed her
wins argument with women achievement unlock
goes to youtube first comment!
cowboy jr bubar masyarakat makmur
didn't Do Homework Teacher DIDn't Check
Pee stream splits in two both streams land in toilet
Opponent scores on fifa skips replay
goes to work late boss is even later
opens bible lands on favorite verse
stepped on something gooey wasn't shit
Eats ribs Still have a clean face
picks up an item it's not out of stock
makes a meme gets 1 upvote
Waitress Says Have a good meal Didnt say you too
ordered 6-pack                  chicken mcnuggets 7 nuggets
Ate a jumbo freezie didn't cut corners of mouth
worked 5 days paid for 2 weeks
Goes to see dark knight rises doesn't get shot
Went to see batman did not get shot
Flip over my test… The other side is blank
Remembered windows were down before it started raining
puzzle said 3 to 12 years it only took 2
Other team steals flag Return it just before they cap it!
caught jerking off round of applause
SEES ENGLAND'S GOAL FLIPS CHANNEL RIGHT BEFORE SWEEDEN SCORE
FAILED A JOB INTERVIEW GOT A FREE COFFEE
Got off freeway traffic jam started at the next exit
Girl leaves me for someone else He Dumps Her
talked to a girl didn't get cooties
WENT TO FLORIDA DIDN'T GET EATEN BY ZOMBIES
gave a girl a wink Got laid
SAW THAT MEME BEFORE TAKEI
That girl looked at me she wants the d
uses meme generator meme makes sense
Watched 'Hot PRoBlems' didn't die
GOT CANCER FREE TRIP TO DISNEYLAND!
Lose league on goal difference? still have 19 titles
Delivery was 7-14 days Arrives 3 days later
Talked to my crush Didn't stutter
REFRESHES omegle gets a female
Searched for google on google found a link to google
I just farted still smells like bacon!
drops his phone headphones cable saves it from falling
sat on toilet pooped out more than i ate
buys packet of crisps from machine finds another packet in there
Spark notes the whole book ace the test!
best friends birthday FIRST ONE TO WISH
Exam started at 8:00 Finished by 8:07
May 2nd
Orders dollar fries gets onion rings!
Fell in pool didnt drown
takes one good picture is now a photographer
cOMPLIMENTED A GIRL IN A CREATIVE WAY SHE UNDERSTANDS IT
made a topic on forum wasn't flamed
Didnt go to debate auditions Selected anyway
Asked For No pickles No Pickles
just shot a hog turns out it was my wife
join trolling group for fun get called elite
late for work? realize it's daylight savings
mother-in-law died
SUCCESSFULLY WENT THE ENTIRE DAY  without changing out of pj's
locked myself out of front door Room mates forgot to lock back door
Friend said 'paper beats rock!' Threw a rock at his face while he tried to block with paper
Called to replace iPhone 4 AT&T sends Me iPhone 4s
says will get all the questions to the test right does
Got into argument with a woman Won!
forgets textbook at home doesn't need textbook in class
showed bf a funny video he hadn't already seen it
the week begins has holiday
sees a guy flirting with hot girl fakes injury then gets the girl
Only one album public: 'annual family winter ski trip'  Hot tub pics
RAID GUN SHOP FIND WEAPONS
Goes onto playhousedisney.com without parents permission
tried to masturbate without visual stimulation orgasmed
Reached 30 Years Still alive
Makes microwave popcorn no kernals leftover
trys fake ID Works!
asked girl on a date wasn't busy
kony hasn't been seen in over a decade we did it
was talking in class; teacher sees me and asks a question answer correct!
Misspells google still gets google
Stands up with phone on lap catches it with knees
annoying facebook girl isn't my mom
just watched titanic didn't cry at once
had sex girl wasnt fat
sneezed ın parıs they all surrendered immediately
using more weight for bench pressing than the much larger dude next to me
was worried about not getting enough sleep after mediterrania daycare cancelled
I own my own FERRARI Car Bed
laughs about helen keller no one hears or sees him do it
Push pedestrian crossing button Turns green straight away
watched the knicks and they actually won
Next in line at panda express chef brings out fresh chow mein
Did my laundry not one sock missing
Made apple pie from scratch didn't invent the universe
Went to a desi wedding late got seated first at the dinner table
crush your enemies
following a speeding car they get pulled over and you don't
Class average was a 63 Got a 71
Parked Illegally No ticket
made it to thursday still haven't posted anything about kony
Read 5 files Time for a Facebook break
Left toilet seat down perfect aim
Win connect 4 in one turn
my test Answer wasn't wrong the teacher was
Red light Turns green when you roll up
CHECKEd OUT BOOBS DIDN'T GET CAUGHT
Pressed play on YouTube No Ad plays
Used an android phone battery survived THE WHOLE DAY
Girlfriend punches me   in my sleep instantly guilt her     into sex
Show up at noon find parking
Gets friend zoned Makes out anyway
go to a theatre studies cast party don't make out with anyone
Made a prank call kid totally bought it
make facebook status gets a like
gagged on finger got popcorn kernel!
SWIPED ID CARD WORKED ON FIRST TRY
Win an argument against two women die happy
Tomorrows exam open book out tonight
Had to write paper during power out finished before laptop died
FAILED AT FAILING
Make all the homework In the school
I parked without a parking pass didn't get stickered
Finishes cleaning room power comes back on
had to take a shit made it to the bathroom
late to school the teacher came after me
forty pages of calculations and no idea how to use excel partnered with an asian!
Assignment questions taken from textbook found solutions manual online
Parked Illegally  Car next to you got ticket
INstalled a mod  without looking up the video on youtube
Played QWOP PERFECTLY!
I am born no abortions
lost 10 bucks on the bus found 50 lying on the street
Make a Comment Joe Rogan agrees with  me
Yes! Found Waldo!
Drink all night no hangover
Fart near dog blame dog
2 hour exam done in 15 minutes
Breaks up with girlfriend still hitting her
Confused girls name it was her second name
Ordered at subway without saying 'umm'
passing finals without wikipedia? challenge accepted
Don't study for midterms B's and A's on every test
a pro gamer challenged me he lost
Really hot chick wearing the amulet of mara
Computer crashes saved paper thirty seconds ago
8 AM Class cancelled
Posts Useless status on facebook  Hannah Likes it
made a girl laugh when she was crying
OPENS AND CLOSES DRYER fAST ENOUGH WITH OUT shutting it off
test about a book Didn't read the book
Text crush lol She texts back
Nokia 3310 felt floor didn't broke
invites great players makes them cast too
ex is dating someone new you're better looking than them
comments on 9gag post gets tons of facebook requests
Turned pC on drunk at night Didn't post anything on facebook
fap when everyone is home nobody realized
Drank lots of vodka last night no hangover
Guess time is 9:00 *checks watch* 9:00
missed first gas station next one has lower price
Tried to reach the very first page of 9gag didn't get bored
eats nothing
big bunch of keys first one works
hit on your mom she put out
Leaves soda in freezer to make it cold faster remembers!!
Forgot the groceries in the car  Below freezing outside
left the house with the gas stove on ran out of gas
DISTURBING SOMEONE'S SLEEP LYKA'S BOSS
100 on science final? masturbate
Flipping through channels hits show right when commercials end
HOT TEACHER TELLS ME TO STAY AFTER CLASS MAKES ME TAKE OFF MY PANTS
Models been there
Farted in public nobody smelled it
parent finds bong asks if you want to want to smoke a bowl
Takes arrow to knee becomes guard
put in dollar for vending machine get 2 sodas wait... 3 sodas
Forgot I started download its finished
i made the green light it turned red for the slow car i passed
gf tells you she just bought hipsters it's underwear
Stepped on a banana peel Didn't slip
Gary always counterpicked me still owned him
woke up hungover next to strange girl she was hot
ran Out of diapers completed potty training
Girl Cancels plans don't have to shave
empty dryer find 10 bucks
forget to do homework submit it 1 minute before dropbox closes
watched an episode of breaking bad made meth
thinking you have 20 more pages in the article THE LAST 19 ARE REFERENCES
meet attractive female recieve friend request on facebook
drops phone in toilet phone still works
Get high find chinese food in the fridge
owlspace down go to pub
slept in till 2 on sunday ravens have 4:05 game
Went to the library during finals week found a seat with an outlet
Pulled rip cord on lawn mower Starts first time
TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE STILL AN ADVENTURER
Watched 72 minutes on Megavideo Doesn't need to wait 30 minutes
I Broke up with My girlfriend convinced her to be friends with benefits
waitress forgot to put in order free dinner
Wakes up 10 minutes before school starts gets to class just as bell rings
Bus overtakes you running to the stop Beat it to the next one
Wrote really long code no errors
LEARNT MATHS BY LISTENING TO MESHUGGAH
READS MEME ALL DAY STILL GETS BOOTY CALL
Ran Red light no cops
First time ever commented on a you tube video gets to the top comments
ask  her!
Ate Chili GF still wants to kiss me
gets Sucker punched wins the fight
MEET HOT GIRL WITH SAME SURNAME NOT RELATED
HOT GIRL MAKES EYE CONTACT ....IN THE BEDROOM
Toast falls off bench top lands butter side up
opens book  opens at correct page
checks another website during countdown to click start comes back to download page on time
NO TIME FOR BREAKFAST BEFORE GOING TO WORK COLLEGUE brings pastry to celebrate birthday
Runs up stairs  doesn't trip
Parallel Parks perfectly in a tight spot on a busy street on the first try
kissed a girl she didn't puke
START studying on the last night nail exam in the morning
Still young enough to be breastfed booyah
Fall asleep at the smc during snowstorm car doesn't get ticketed
go out on beer run  get back right at kickoff
havn't been on 9gag for 2 days Posts I don't know on hot page
11/11/2011 Another end of the world overcomed
got mvp ribbon in a battlefield 3 team deathmatch round like a boss
Falls asleep in class Wakes up right before bell
didnt study for quiz gets highest marks
CELEBRITIES REPLY TO YOUR TWEET NEW BEST FRIENDS
rips band-aid doesn't cry
Doesn't study aces his midterms
Wait until last minute to do homework KNocks it out with no problem
cames from school didnt check fb
gets killstreak with lag
Stole my brother a cookie he has no idea
SMOKED WEED BEFORE EXAM PASSED
Gets Flash banners gif backups included
entered in a restroom for handicapped no handicapped walked into the restroom
FALLS OFF BIKE NOBODY SEES IT
tURN ON TV FAVOURITE SHOW JUST STARTED
Draw perfect Integral Sign Stand  back and appreciate
Opens Bag of lays eats only 1
when im 18 weed is Legal
how many times did i tap that ass? OVER 9000!
wear old jacket find money
got bib dirty tide has a pen
I will not  disappoint you
had to go shopping with my mom found 150 dollars in a wallet
Had to take my kid sister to see twilight watched two lesbians make out a row down
shot a guy for screwing my girlfriend police never found the body
GOES TO PARENTS HOUSE TO DOWNLOAD BF3 ON THEIR BANDWIDTH ALSO GETS FREE DELICIOUS DINNER
pick all marshmallow from lucky charms throw box of oats away
flipped coin correctly called edge
gets off bath get to the towel before it got cold
three man rush SACK
Called out a friend
new english book movie's on netflix
overslept class cancelEd
Had diarrhea on my way home
joins game straight into nuketown
dripped ketchup from my burger fell harmlessly between my legs
Browsing 9gag at work
Makes a meme Five minutEs later... Number one On the chart
silent but not deadly
First try submitting something on reddit Made it to the front page
ANGER IS A GIFT
1st day of beach no sun burns!
Complain about repairs in new apartment landlord pays attention
Have Copious amounts of college homework realize next class is two days from now
i DID IT! JUST KILLED  jUSTIN BIEBER!!!
wake up at 10am make it just in time for mcdonald's breakfast
Forget to set alarm Woke up anyway
bump head really hard doesn't hurt
8 years & 2 kids later still madly in love with my hs sweetheart
Had sex 5 times in a row Boyfriend can still go one more time
drinking last night made work this morning
successfully made my first ramen cup  already on my way to college
GOES TO COLLEGE ACTUALLY GRADUATES
Found Condoms in son's room Magnum
got my FOOTY PAJAMAS on with the other hand
Got a feminist girlfriend Pays for dinner
had pancreas removed and needs cane to go to prom complimented on the cane
Tries to parallel park with heaps of traffic behind does it first go
Name is Cherie Everyone in France calls me dear
Meets justin bieber for the first time punches him in the face
startup from $0 generate more revenue than big corporations
found an old pair of jeans from 5 years ago found 20 bucks still in the pocket
Graduating! Fck Miss One Credit
try to move on after 8 year relationship over moved on
installed a program didn't get spam!
defended a victim of bullying savior is my middle name
Laundry Day Remembered Pillow Case
Moyes sacked
HAD MY 6TH DRIVING TEST TODAY PASSED
Rebooted Computer Fixed Problem
prepares to adjust knobs after stepping in shower Perfect temperature
Score The wife said yes to sex tonight!
SLEPT THROUGH MOST IMPORTANT CLASS OF THE SEMESTER CANCELLED
didn't set alarm Internal clock woke me up before class
Realised that... ...Gallifrey falls no more was the correct phrase.
goes to court for citation case dismissed
SUCCESSFULLY uninstalled start.mysearchdial
just found out I am 1/16th cherokee
loses imei flashing cyanogenmod phone works even better
A good raid night is... When the only wipe is on my ass
Yes Finally Justin bieber is QUITTING music !
Finds a coin on the ground is worth more than 5 cents
CREATED A horror game it frightened me
new year so far no injuries
been clean for nearly 3 months
ORDERED a REGULAR CD GOT A DELUXE EDITION
How I feel when I win an ARGUMENT against parents
Shit myself mom cleans
30 minutes late to teaching a class Students didn't leave yet
cheats with girlfriend  gets a threesome
transferred laundry to dryer didn't accidentally drop anything
Summoned up the courage to ask out crush 'THought you'd never ask'
Nails the high note Gets laid after the song
happiness is when kharos teacher is absent
Been in love with a girl for almost a year Finally managed to get over her and move on
snuck past mom without her knowing
Carolina Panthers win and I won this week's confidence pool
Did nothing for group project still got an 'a'
Didin&#180;t have a condom your mom had one
Ran 60 different cards Didn't have to declump
Watched all episodes of pokemon series Brag to friends
Infected employees with memes drowned workrate by 90%
Told crush she'll have beautiful kids 'They might be yours
Finds passed out drunk chick at party Helps her to bedroom and leaves
I'm on you tube Up yours
tomorrow is friday yes
started working out a couple months back today someone asked if i started working out
didnt study for social exam got 92%
went to get car inspected
is green rank.. plays against diamond ranks and wins...
Baked Cookies for the first time in six years Didn't burn them
nancy binay:dares people not to vote her wins election
played facebook game didn't send friend request
Didn't check school email all weekend no emails from teachers
finishing test with surprise erection teacher walks by and i hand her my paper
Walked 28 Blocks no chafing
it rained don't have to wash my car
threw a sanga at the pm got 2 weeks off school
Entered my receipts on Quicken Still have time to watch tv
Kills civilian doesen't get chased by cops
Not very effective 1 hit ko
Opens Facebook finds i dont give a dam
searches for minecraft skin that looks like success kid finds one
PEOPLE MAKE FAKE ACCOUNTS OF YOU finally famous
Took a gamble on a fart didn't shit my pants
friendzoned with BENEFITS
Wore chelsea jersey to school teacher gets sacked
Tries to grab entIre laundrY load at once Succeeds
completed work in 30 seconds charged client for 15 minutes
PLUGS IN USB DEVICE DOESN'T TAKE 3 TRIES TO INSERT THE RIGHT WAY
Go to atm at bar to take out money drunk person left $20 in the tray
wANT TO BUY NEW STARCRAFT GIRLFRIEND ALREADY ADVANCED ORDERED COPY
make a meme for extra credit teacher laughed
Hit a pothole WHEEL ALIGNMENT Fixed
Started my own business Now I'm the boss
Altar boy for 4 years didn't get molested
falls in the shower doesnt spill beer
Accidentally called girlfriend ex's name They have the same name
SWITCH ON MTV NO TEEN PREGNANTS
farts no one heard a thing
turns on history channel vikings!
Esok hari sabtu..!!! yezzaaa!!!
farts in class no one hears it
FANTASY IN WAX REACHES  300 likes...YES!!
chinese new year redo stupid resolutions
Have been nice guy for half a year Got new Girlfriend!
pisses off chuck norris for a laugh and lives
goes to bathroom in public school toilet paper
Invites People To his birthday party only Girls appear
wet my boyfriend's bed didn't break up with me
Buys donut for $1 sells for $5
one night stand didn't get aids
notices only 3 sheets of T.P. left post deuce turns out it was a 'no-wiper'
ask girlfriend what she wanted to do tonight Tells me she wants to order a pizza after sex
In laws come to stay the weekend  Leave Saturday afternoon
Gets laid for the first time over a year lasts longer than 30 seconds
Took whole drug course of a prescription Din't breed drug resistant bacteria
Didn't study for exam Snow day
went into a bar ordered an orange juice on my own
BEST PART OF HAVING KIDS? SPOUSE CAN NO LONGER ASSUME MESS IN TOILET IS YOUR DOING
asked girlfriend a question got a difinitive answer
Skips school teacher doesn't notice
looked at clock in a panic still have 3 hours to sleep
Doesn't  know what  meme to generate Generates anyway
last pick in fantasy hockey draft drafted tarasenko
Tried to insert usb into computer
hung out with girl no awkward silences
always ignored my feelings for non-single crush tells me she wants to leave him for me
Farts during sex GF likes the smell
she said i was ugly she's uglier
Fiance confesses to never wanting kids got money back on ring
best friend hates me banged his mom
13 minutes to MIDNIGHT Have 19 MINUTES of BATTERY LEFT
10
Had 7 beers Still Sobeeeeeer...
8ball  SUCCESS
PISSED IN TOILET WITH EYES CLOSED NO DROP ON TOILET WIN
Shit pants... And someone else cleans it
picks up  Girl at a party she's actually beautiful
GIRLFRIEND ASKED FOR THreesome with another girl
Leaves homework until last minute gets 100%
One of the oldest meme still popular
went to band camp didnt pass out
Slept through 8am class Found out it was cancelled
FOUND THE VIDEO I SEARCHED FOR ON YOUJIZZ
works on bug fixed by deleting code
send girl message on POF GETS RESPONSE
power restored at noon don't have to reset the clocks
Had to stay up late Double 4:20
Boobies Luv em
Said we'd win pickleball tournament won
Modded xbox didn't get banned
Studies organic chem Understands it all
broke dads phone Got away with it
1st college semester good grades
girlfriend called while i was taking a shit she didn't hear the splash
says things that go too far not ashamed
bet on no peace in middle east let it ride
Made to sign huge contract    can finish it later
Ran out of Repels Zubats didn't attack me!
Had explosive diarrhea  toilet paper was clean when whiped
got a boner didn't masterbait
go to class expecting quiz no quiz
Carry around a sack of sugar chicks dig it
Watching F1 qualifying at circuit of the americas
1 hp rampage!
friends talking about how depressing life is Can't relate
Just met a girl played the song she loves taking her back home
6 page paper due tomorrow reddit is down
Made eye contact with my crush phase 1: complete
runs out of ish to do comes up with memes to kill time
chats with crush on fb  says his nephew looks cute 
Jumped out of an airplane Parachute opened on time
Massage special? yes
commits changes            without running tests Continuous integration      success anyway
cleans up barf doesn't barf himself
Found 2 seperate socks fit together
locks bathroom door remembers it's locked before trying to open it
got car detailed didn't rain all week
ATe a block of cheese Still pooped the next day
ATE A BLOCK OF CHEESE STILL POOPED THE NEXT DAY
do you want me to punch you or do you want to be punched
20 New Emails No Responses Needed
Totally Worth it
bets on the seahawks touchdown
Plays top lane AP and forgets to put on armor runes goes against another AP top
kills enemy with light preist staff Humilation
Farts in class nobody notices
CAUGHT  the soap before it fell to the ground
earplugs got washed still work
Hit on by an Insanely hot stranger friends saw it Happen
had to go to the washroom phone is at 100%
fall down the stairs nothing is broken
Sees Jack black sing the best song in the world
get pulled over by cops apologize and get let off
Went drinking no hangover
Drops huge shit Doesn't splash up my butt
Brewed 8 Batches of IPA nAILED THE fINAL gRAVITY
WATCHES BANNED EPISODE OF POKEMON DOESN'T HAVE A SEIZURE
went to do laundry found money in pants to pay for it
Log into PSN for the first time in months no updates
Was chewing gum before falling asleep didn't swallow it
Makes witty comments on Facebook cool older siblings agree it's witty
IncQuery Team Doing SBSE before it was cool
says rage against the machine his favorite band tom morello says he's flattered
BORN already famous
wakes up next to a random girl doesn't have to chew arm off
august 22nd still no timeline
Met a Girl
got struck by lighting GAIN SUPERPOWER
turns on computer finds out that Shantae (GBC) is coming to 3DS
Expected a root canal leaves with vicodin and antibiotics instead
Searches up question from homework on google finds where teacher got all of the questions and answers from
Loses internet at home Best friend helps out
Rolled a critical miss Made saving throw
got 3 stars in google hurdle game
had sex  AT WORK!
goes onto club penguin without parents permission
1st of august still no timeline
See a puddle splash it
gets hit by a lightning fleshwound
Began my thesis 1 month Ago Wrote 2 pages
bought clothes without trying them on they fit
logs on instagram no pics of food
Expected to see tom cruise tom cruise
masturbated during daytime with whole family home didn't get caught
builds only dark templar no detection
THINKS THERE ARE NO MORE GOOD SHOWS TO WATCH OVER THE SUMMER STUMBLES UPON BREAKING BAD
Procrastination convention meeting tomorrow
new girlfriend love fifa
buys majora's mask cartridge from old man isn't haunted
didnt land trick in game of skate he wasnt looking
nothing but junk in the mailbox no bills
goes to pantera concert invited on stage
can&#180;t go to 9gag because too many girls text him
Actually stops at a stop sign a cop was waiting behind it
Got Tortured Kept my mouth shut
Boss On Vacation? Getting in at 10 leaving at 3
Just clogged toilet.... Without any toilet paper
Steals friends phone and sends a text as them Gets them a date
Lincecum  wasn't pitching
BF3 Hid behind box from greNADE DIDNT DIE
finally i made it to the bathroom on time
middle of summer still remember what day it is
roll into work at 9:30 an hour and a half late boss arrives at 9:32
Boobs for breakfast? YES!
friends tried to prank  me and failed
not listening to a word in math class have the best mark in the class
traffic light takes picture never gets it in the mail
Walks past ex Fat
PREPARES FOR ZOMBIE APOCOLYPSE USES JUstin bieber as bait
Dies in Gta IV spawns by lambo
just made god tier
mom said put toys away i said god shits on the kaiser
Steals another person's meme gets more likes
8:30 p.m.  still not completely dark outside
Tells girl 'Dat ass' gets phone number
parks without putting money in the meter car doesn't get towed
gaming minecraft getting stuff from random guys
forgot to lift up the seat didn't get any on it
In match with 4 BRs Uses google Translate to have a nice conversation
It's Almost June Still no timeline on facebook
COMMENTS FOR FUN on YOUTUBE TOP COMMENT NEXT DAY
Ate spaghetti No spots on the shirt
Built it They came
Farted in elevator They thought it was someone else
when your tweet has exactly 140 characters
Decided not to pre-order bioshock infinite release moved to february
wrote it all the night before Passed
put $1000 on black caviar wins $40
تذاكر نص الماده  الدكتور يلغى النص التانى
asked her to come watch a movie ended up making a sex tape
my mom called me a big boy goddam right i am
Poked a girl on facebook she poked me back
goes to visit other country doesn't get kidnapped!
best friends birthday wished before everyone else
Buys prerelease on steam Not a single bug in sight
Farts on holiday in bali doesn't shit pants
YES! MOMMY's CHANGING! SHE THINKS I DON'T KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE.
Someone up'ed my meme!
Attends no classes for semester Still score higher than everyone who went
PATTON OSWALT
holding my family jewels with my other hand you believe me
Plays on the lakers kobe passes to him
Washes lighter still works
i always win on split screen
forget my UWL card Find it in My back pocket
found out my real dad is chuck norris badass
had a test beat the asian
daddy in military gonna get mah candy back
Ran a marahon met zeddie
you: 26 - death: 0 happy birthday
didn't do math homework teacher is absent
Girl posts facebook status saying she is beautiful only guy to like it
TEACHER GIVES PROJECT 5 MONTHS IN ADVANCE FINISH IT IN 1 NIGHT
did not catch the elevator it breaks down seconds after
Falls down doesn't cry
Add lettuce and mac sauce don't get charged for 'like mac'
Didn't Study for test Teacher is sick
she put a bag on my head still counts
she asked me if she's fat got sex invite later
20 years old Finally learns how to spell necessary
huffed asbestos no MESOTHELIOMA
created a meme didnt forget to choose language
having fights with girlfriend because i play too much xbox Bought her one so she would play with me
went to the dentist no cavities
get caught sleeping in the middle of class slowly raise head and say 'amen'
Woke Up This morning Realized It was saturday
Made my first meme Yes!
Forgot to study for a huge exam today there was a snow day
buys rare 90's drift sedan gets admiration from ex gf long after breakup
gets into argument with parents asks them if they mad
Walked though quad Didn't get shit on by a seagull
left work an hour early  got paid for a full shift
Told mom i was hungry got a breast to the face.
hit hip on counter in the middle of the night no one wakes up
wATCHED GENERAL CONFERENCE STAYED AWAKE DURING ALL THE SESSIONS
Takes a shit at girlfriends house doesn't fart
got a girl pregnant family's pro choice
Made lame meme victoria actually likes it
Read hunger games before the movie
Goes to bed Bed is made
Forgets to take lunch to school they are giving away free Philly Cheese Steaks
Got in a fight before spring break Early Break son!
posts memes PEOPLE LOVE THEM
Said
built and destroyed 7 lego houses today WIN!!
THREW RANDOM GRENADE GOT A KILL
Awesome shit about to go down on Spartacus 15 minutes left in episode
cheats on a test takes higher grade than the guy cheated from
bite through jolly rancher      not stuck in teeth
drank beer before liquor nobody noticed when i puked
called for jury duty perp cops a plea
PASTED SLIDES THEY FIT IN TEMPLATE
mass email slandering campaign win csg election anyway
made it to a public restroom peed outside the building
raps twista verse no mistakes
no food
Mid argument He resorts to grammar
Waitress messes up your order of small fries gets large instead
BOUGHT DVD ON AMAZON GOT IT THE DAY BEFORE RELEASE
Forgot about meeting Doesn't have to be on it anyway
Sits down and realizes the remote isn't beside you Find it in cushion next to you
hi Im charlie I bit my brothers finger and made him cry didnt even get in trouble
Finish the journey home Has to pee when i'm in front of the bathroom
Partied Like I was still in college on st paddies day didn't get a hangover
Broken arm can still play video games
Forgot to do my homework did it in the corridors
NEver heard a one direction song
Works out how  To make Memes
Give answer in class Nobody corrects you
Study Very little for midterm Professor reads essay as an example in class
watches nyan cat for 10 hours gets rep from my KINDERGARTEN friends
Got her number didnt have to ask
moving to the upper west side the o.z. has hot babysitters
RODE BIKE IN A TORNADO DIDN'T DIE
mom's minivan full of girl scout cookies breaks down on PCH  kobe bryant pulls over in his bentley and buys all the cookies for the game tonight
PLAYED ROCKSMITH FOR 12HRS STRAIGHT FEEL LIKE A BADASS
Watches youtube video with age restrictions doesn't have a youtube account
Wakes up at 05:59 Alarm set to 06:00
IT'S rAINING fREE CAR WASH!
Atheist before entering college people can't claim i was brainwashed by liberal professors
A lot of work to do Finished Brochure
GF THINKs ABOUT MOVING TOGETHER YES
1000 votes below good guy greg still god tier
vegas bachelor party went terribly wrong- almost missed wedding took punch from mike tyson and lived
watching movie parents dont walk in on sex scene
Missed Fire in babylon On BBC4 Wife recorded it.
woke up early has five more hours till school
posted a status about stopping kony now i'm a die-hard anti-kony social activist
bite into parsnip its a roast potato
BoughT a lightbulb Can See stuff
Pedophile sends friend request police find him immediately
Went for a job interview Interviewer was a friend
Headphones went through wash STILL WORK
get shot first kill him in final stand
forced to use 11 pt font used Garamond
Just deleted my Girlfriends PINTEREST She has to wait a month to get approved
Freind Challenges me At GOW doesn't know i can glitch
wakes up on sunday morning it's Not monday morning
IHOP national free pancake day no line at bagel shop
didn't even start homework sub today!
got really smashed and threw up last night drank a glass of water before bed
Told GIRLFRIEND i play warhammer dosn't mind
Made a sim that looks just like me Got him laid!
JUST checked out on amazon still had giftcard balance left
I'v Got no health insurance  GOT THE NHS
defended a 6pool only lost 10 probes
pooped in dorm bathrrom alone the whole time
Played Vollyball Touched Some boobs
likes metal converts friends
ordered a medium vanilla recieved a large chocolate
Forgot to study for quiz Attendance quiz
Condom Breaks Girl Im banging on birth control
bought a book online came with a free bookmark
Has no money lives in greece
Wants to say something clever sounding Finds a meme that says it better
JELLY AND ICE CREAM ? HOW ABOUT A HELICOPTER SUNDAE ?
goes in for beer and wings comes out with new girlfriend
Went to eugene for the weekend didn't get a parking ticket
walks by dog didn't get eaten
Got pulled over at 2am not drunk
Sumbit Essay to turnitin 0% similarity
bREAK UP 1 DAY BEFORE VALENTINE'S
used last of change on mid-wales bus found a pound on board
Single on Valentines Day more money for skydiving
Walked by 'good afternoon' Kid Said good afternoon first
Took giant shit Lost 2 lbs.
checked out dog's balls didn't get caught
Played skyrım found my reason to exıst
Asked a hot girl for her number She said yes
went to bed drunk woke up drunk
Walk past doudna The drumline is shirtless
Mongolian grill No line
Lost a quarter of my finger to a prop Can still type faster than the average person
Walk into tv lounge ra's are in there... free food
got drink from vending machine 2 came out
battled a train suplexed it
Create a Windsor Meme Cute Girl from psych class likes it
Start a stopwatch Randomly look down and see 13:37
MADE A POOPIE IN DIAPER DIDN'T LEAK
Hershey Bar didnt melt on dashboard
Sausage
Takes yoga class only guy
AVOIDS FRIENDZONE LIKE A BOSS
finishes folding laundry No single socks
Craps Pants Butt still clean as a whistle
wake up and see Mom is using my laptop deleted browser history before i went to bed
Pulled a billing report all the numbers match
open a textbook land on the exact page you wanted
WAITING BY VEGAS TO CROSS THE STREET  SURVIVES A POTENTIAL CAR ACCIDENT
Didn't take an arrow to the knee success
new girlfriend
tests came back not my baby
TOOK a MEAN DUMP ONLY HAD TO WIPE ONCE
walk into class with unfinished project  still walks out with an a+
woke up hungry got a mouth full of boobie
Miss a week of school catch up in a day
DOES MATH WORK HAS IT RIGHT
gf? BESt friend said 'yes'
Bought a used game code hasn't been redeemed
Playing clue Wins on first guess
Drunk pissed on one night stand while sleeping still a better love story than twilight
skipped a class class canceled
3 sheets of toilet paper left Didn't get shit on my fingers
JUSt Snuck out to Pick up some weed parents didnt wake up
dropped iphone on the floor not a single scratch
drinking mountain dew laying on bed doesnt spill
pays no attention boss battle won
Cruch boyfriend just got droven over Now is the time to make a hit!
have to stay home sick Still getting paid
Has vegetarian girlfriend still makes meat sandwiches
DROVE THE WRONG WAY ON A ONE WAY STREET Nobody noticed.
Talk to random crazy bum daedric Quest
accidentally Buys cheap noname food actually tastes better than original
package going to arrive on the 19th arrives on the 5th
Got nhl 11 on points dad breaks it
Told mom i was an athiest doesn't ask me to go to church sunday morning
got munchies looked to left
Was looking for something Found long lost hidden money
post 9gag in One piece  not deleted by admin
I know ONLY HALF A TEST my friend knows the other half
Finished Homework Before Holidays have Ended
Be pushed in the bus Kick pusher in the nuts while falling!
intrigue a girl she's 2 years older
had a dream wasn't a nightmare
go to work today no christmas music
FOUND FAIRLY NEW VIRAL VIDEO FIRST TO POST IT ON REDDIT
fights a mewtwo with only one pokeball left catches him full hp
Woke up without a hangover just in time to drink with the family
not alone on christmas. gets to like lonely friends posts.
Has dream im king wakes up still king
Screwed up at work colleague screwed up even worse
Puts easy mac in microwave remembers water
forgot to prepare proposal deadline extended
saw patrick stewart and said hi he said hi back
Guessed on half of spanish test got an a
THIS FIST UP YOUR ASS!
PLAYS SKYRIM FOR FIRST TIME DIDN'T GET HIT BY AN ARROW IN THE KNEE
Office party last night kept my pants on
diarrhea DIDN'T SPLASH
TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE STILL AN ADVENTURER
Don't care had sex
STUDIES FOR FINALS PASSES
no sex till marriage get married in jr. high
enters rock tunnel without flash makes it to the end by listening to the sound of hitting the wall
hot girl walks in front of me  accidentally touch her butt
extracted all my files in winrar before the 'purchase license' popped up
dreamt with sex at a sleepover woke up dry
assignment due in 5 minutes 24 hour extension
Morning class? Cancelled!
said something lame still got upvotes
CHAT WITH CRUSH DONT MAKE ANY GRAMMaR MISTAKE
perfect split on drones? i go macro!
MOm finds  out i smoke weed doesn't bother
walked into charger cord too bad im a ballerina
Fought giant in skyrim first man on the moon
Went to the gym not many bros
Spilled wine all over phone still works
DID PRESENTATION GET GOOD FEEDBACK!
SPILLED SOMETHING FROM MY SANDWICH between my legs on the chair
Coming home Song`s over while turning off car
WIPED AFTER DOING A POO NOTHING THERE
POTATO CHIP PACKET EMPTY FIND ONE ON FLOOR
FLashbanged in cod still alive
after i shit i only needed to wipe once
Psn is down signed in xbox live
new office job no one can see my monitor
left home elevator opens
Post something on facebook once in a month Everyone liked mah status
farted in class nobody heard it
Learnt JApanese By WAtching anime
caught dad laying the pipe to the babysitter time to make my xmas wishlist
CLASS AVERAGE 60% sCORE 61%
all cinemas showing some vampire movie for teens on date night with wifey take her to watch a stage musical instead
PUSH BUTTONS RANDOMLY  MAKES COMBO
CLICK on youtube link expecting Rick astley get actual video
Knew it
CLEAN ROOM FIND EIGHTH
Notices ggg post did that within the last week
FEll asleep in front of my computer my head landed on the mute botton
wHEN LIFE SEEMS TO GET HARDER YOU LEVELED UP
late for exam got a high score
SPENT 2 HOURS CLEANING THE BATHROOM PEE IN THE  shower anyways
Got high and went to school no one noticed
Friend went home because he's tired left beer!!!
looked for the g spot... found it!
Runs into a screen door no one saw
Tooth fairy  Gimme my damn money
i made it to the other side of the room without touching the lava!!!
PLAY ON A RANDOM TEAM FORTRESS 2 HALLOWEEN SERVER BE THE ONE THAT FINDS THE HALLOWEEN GIFT THE MOST
Join in middle of battleground on alliance winning score near end
got killed by noob threw a grenade before died
Wake up already dressed
SNEEZED AND FARTED IN THE SAME TIME IN CLASS NOBODY NOTICED
Take laundry out of the dryer nothing is inside-out
wants to oc to 3.4ghz achieves 3.6ghz
GIRLFRIEND SPEAKS IN MEMES!
just farted Had to leave the room
drops sandwich fillings upside and intact
WALKING ACROSS THE CAMPUS WITH EARPHONES NOBODY RECOGNIzeD YOU
Friend asks question on facebook First to answer
first post ever got to trending
ate junk food same weight
Pizza was LATE NO CHARGE
posts unrelated sexist comment & gets 2 likes in 2 secs SUCCESS!
overslept & got to work 2 hours late boss arrives 10 mins after
Got into a redneck's car didn't get shot at
Drove through atlanta during rush hour Went over 60 mph the whole way
Got copy of org chart Still employed
Someone chose Ashe before me STEAL ALL HER KILLS
I bulked 99 kilograms and fat aint 1
puches a cop he blames my twin
Buy PIzza Lunchable Get an Extra Pepperoni
Typo in ORIGINAL post still made it to the front page
Thought i had two papers due tomorrow only have one
born awesome
Tries to fit in on Reddit Posts awful pun
participated in monday lived
LOOk at me closely im eating sand
Watches movie predicts twist within first 10 minutes
daddy bought gum
Casual friday at work today  just became ranger's spirit friday
SPAM CHANNELS WITH ORIGINAL MEMEGENERATOR CONTENT MAKE FRIENDS
test tomorrow 9gag anyway
Find page you're looking for  on first try
Leaves Homework to the last minute Class given extension
Borrow friend's gameshark Move away
dog pooping in someone's lawn get the bag under there just in time
last day @ job let's leave early
iT'S fRIDAY i DEMAND A cELEBRATION
gET AN AIDS TEST RESULTS ARE NEGATIVE
I am Awake Time to Toke
pumpkin spice latte!
Uses potty for the first time throws the shit everywhere. chimp style.
Sleeps Through Pre-school Still Passes
STREAM IDLING IN FRONT OF SW Getting even more Viewers
Broke mom's pump Nips 4 me
added a norway flag to my facebookpicture that will help
FINALLY  AN Interracial Spider-Man
Starup from  $0 Generate more revenue than big corporations
RUNNING FOR MASTER COUNCILOR AND FINDS OUT THAT I'M THE ONLY ONE RUNNING
taking a dump looking awesome even then
Went fishing on fathers day  Caught a 5lber
Dissected Fetal pig Located the lymph nodes
power goes out at home finishes homework with a cellphone
MEMORIZES NEW PASSWORD ON DAy 89 of 90 Day password policy
Go to an appointment Doctor changes body type on file to athletic
got ice out of the freezer didn't drop a piece on the floor
Tried new recipe toddler asked for seconds
Never studied Still succeed finals
Didnt study for a test got highest grade in the class
Hit every green light on the way to work
SAW MY EX GIRLFRIEND AT SUBWAY TOLD HER TO MAKE Me a sandwich - great success
plays metal gear 4 does not get found by anyone
asked cassandra          to marry me she said yes
Asks Anne what she wants for dessert She said me
Turn(ED)itin 1% similarity
pARTICIPATE!! YOU CAN DO IT!!
Bullshitted a project still got a 100
magicarp  uses spash 1-shot K.O.
said it was impossible to not LAUGh DIDN't laugh
Spends most of semester playing minecraft finishes 4 months of work in 2 weeks
played league of legends got onto a good team
Went fishing yesterday Found Ma370
won an ipad mini for reading books I was gonna read anyway
bee in room caught it under a cup without getting stung
Got an invite for the wedding of the year Going
you: 27    Death: 0 congratulations and happy birthday!
Doesn't have 22 years of math teaching experience Finishes graph before Mrs. Haltenhoff
Stranger in van offered really awesome candy had already given up candy for lent
finally took pendrive from mihir filled with only shortcuts
moved to olympia all the restaurants have pepsi and play rock music
today we fix the bike  tomorrow we ride
Sansa actress turned 18 ...YES
do you have to work on Patriots' Day? unionize  and  have  a  long weekend
Sell me this pen Got the job
Biggest gaming event in norway had sex six times
forced to do division problem in 2nd grade gets right answer
deliberately deliver broken build watch ppl scream
GETS SMAKED IN THE FACE BY MOM DECLARES WAR
windows' 'find and fix problem' actually finds and fixes my problem
Dies Comes back to life with powers and finds a hot girlfriend
STARTS SMALL BUISNESS STILL OPERATING AFTER ONE YEAR
Dropped phone on concrete  Didn't crack
Tried hacking a pokemon game hacked myself into the game
Car has major problem Covered under extended Warranty
Checked the key signature remembered to play all the flats this time!
pushes shopping cart into parking lot goes right into thing that holds carts
found 35 cents In the urinal
EX WALKED BY sHE IS NOW FATTER
my brother finally gets out of my room. yes!FINALLY!
I do not care about your stupid memes
I cried Yes
Online every day didn't play bfp4f for over 3 weeks
Decided to take a 20 minute nap before getting back to work Snored so loud i woke myself up in 15 minutes
two years smoke free
Avocado Ripe
Got a D- on the Biology final Got a B- for the class
KNOWS AJ CANZANO LIVES AT 7572 DEER PATH KNOWS GREG KONDAS LIVES IN BRECKSVILLE
Did some online window shopping didn't spend any money
Got bored at work created memes to pass the time!
beats up bully is king of the school
Roommate/lover Bails without warning Finished building house
found my dream apartment in one day lakn&#225;m.hu
Popped Clutch in 318i didnt stall
9 Days till 30th birthday got carded for beer
first live nba game turns out to be a clffhanger
Didn't make that much money this year Still got a big tax return!
Asked crush to prom after a year of putting it off she said yes
orders pizza 55 minutes before super bowl pie shows up 2 minutes before kickoff
another bagel bite? yes.
edl hold march in year of the horse edl member slips in horse shit and smashes his face in
raced on rainbow road didn't fall
clicked on link on INFINITE SCRoll PAGE WENT BACK AND didn't lose my place
gets a small role in the 1st game only becomes one of the most popular characters in the series
got out of a long depression Didn't make a meme about it
Justin Biber drag raCES IN MIAMI GETS ARRESTED
my magikarp used splashed killed the gym leader in 0.1 seconds
THE POWER OF COPY PASTE
single on valentines day booked a trip to vegas
watches hetalia passes world history
Went onto The Chive EyeSanity Came Up Instead
made it to 2014 didn't use a single hashtag
Walk into class and find half the football team This will be an easy a
yet another Shamelessly unapologetic year comes to pass bring on the bloodshed 2014!
Long time vegetarian wife ate bacon today loved it!
Generate active latex document 1 more page
SHITS IN THE PORTA POTTY SHIT DON'T STINK
No idea how to solve issue close ticket due to lack of customer response
Didn't study CHYMOTRYPSIN mechanism for final wasn't asked to draw CHYMOTRYPSIN.
Meets with teacher to ask for a deadline extension teacher asks if he'd like a deadline extension
Co-worker finds bug manage to ninja-fix it before he finished filing a bug report!
made carrots and brussel sprouts everyone atE the sprouts
didnt pass astronomy test in highschool but just passed nasa security
starts period 9 days before anniversary weekend
wears red shirt  DOESN'T DIE
Paid the cashier with a $5 Gave me change for a $20
SRP IS COMING Early christmas vacation
Wrote letter in notepad microsoft word confirmed no spelling errors
Ate a bunch of asparagus at lunch remembered not to pee in the shower
can't read codes a better website than healthcare.gov
quits crew still gets to go to semi formal
Why did Hitler kill himSelf? Because the jews sent him the gas bIll
finished important       phone call 1% left on phone battery
This is the pen I use to mark missing assingments I didn't have to use it on you
Saw a funny picture and began laughing teacher gives me extra point for laughing at his joke
is on reddit for second time ever and posted only one thing Already has 8 karma
COMMITTED A CRIME NOW KNOWN AS HERO
DROPS PHONE WORKS EVEN BETTER
conceived in america wasn't aborted
Check Bank account on monday  spent less than feared
nepal votes faith in democracy restored!!
Tells same joke as paul Everyone laughs
After months of feeling depressed woke up ready to fight my demons
finally met a nice guy
Trevor got canadian woke up with both shoes
Meeting in 5 mins
Carly doesn't care for Shuffle Board Still beat Heather and Aaron with her on my team
Started season 0-6 Beat Twerkin for first win
Rick Roll Highschool during homecoming? Consider it done
i learned how to create memes yes!
yes!!! 200 friends on fb...
GOT IN EARLY TO THE OFFICE FIRST TO USE THE CLEAN TOILET
קנדי קר?ש: שלב 149
beat alex the kid on grandads sega skill
Shit himselves  cries
Minecraft server restarts First one back on
Forgot to do homework Finished it before teacher checked it
Hailaaaaaaaaaaa Sapadlaaaaaaaa Yesssssssssssssssssssss
has kid watches more movies
when you see gravel in minecraft turn around
VOTED DIDN'T MISTAKE LIBERAL DEMOCRATS FOR LIBERAL & NATIONALS
yeah finally got 1500 likes
COLLECTS ALL DRAGON BALLS AND MAKES A WISH FROM SHENRON ASKS FOR MORE THAN ONE WISH
Rushed to work logged into PBX Didnt miss any calls
Con q no leiste mi carta? No te las busques.
Saw it
Had sex for the first time in 2 years Lasted over an hour
Plvled someone all the way to LEVEL 90!
Use p90 in csgo Thinks I'm pro
mayra remembered the sound of the dear hunter
FOUND GIRLFRIEND AFTER 19 YEARS SUCCESS
Forget R2 D2 Today I'm a D3
Have been staying is SG for a year Have not spoken Singlish once
Wrote her on facebook i've been 'seen'
walked into mordor didn't lose a finger
Get's sued for everything Only has debt
Gave Blood Saved Three Lives At Once
Drops iphone 7 feet dosen't break
Went home for lunch break got suprise bj from wife
First Personal Training Session Didn't puke
Submit article late last night come home from work and I have 1k upvotes
this is a test  nailed it
MILLION $ DIALOGUE Mohalle ke ladko ka pyar aksar saley DOCTOR/ENGINEER utha le jatey hai..
been in the us for a month grandma is not sure if i got fatter or thinner
make embarrasing face on snap chat... can't take screenshot
dream about my crush i haven't seen in months get a text from her asking news
First Contact at linked-in hot female portuguese manager
going out cycling in Belgium no fag yelled at me to get on those crappy cycling lanes
drank canada dry massive burp
Wrote about the kardashians in my sat essay got a score of 9 out of 12
Spent all day with crush just having fun he kissed me
Customer calls in tells me they fixed their own computer problem
wins two out of three matches finally out of bronze league
matching socks and have one left over go to put clothes away and find missing sock
Feck yeah lost 5kg in 3 week from jogging
bought five 12 oz coffees the 6th free one was 24 0z.
finds a gift for mom before mothers day!
farted successfully accused someone else
ask girl out on date and she says she's interested in somebody else she leaves status on fb saying she's lonley
S7ABI KAMLHOUM MCHAW L MAWAZIN
wears old pants finds 20 bucks in them
TOOK A SHIT DIDN'T HURT
Found a Girls wallet in an nyc cab MY AGE
got drunk didn't text ex girlfriend
no dinner tonight Gets free pizza delivery instead
sees a girl way out of his league
Waves to crush He waves back
english is my second language corrected my white boyfriend's spelling error
RUNNING LATE FOR FLIGHT PLANE IS DELAYED BY HALF AN HOUR
Went to sleep Bed was as comfortable as in the morning
setengah jam Ngerjain 75 soal SBMPTN tpa sampai tuntas
Became a meme
Went out to take the trash 3 stories of me on spotted!
ASKS FOR LEAVE WEEKS AGO GETS APPROVAL!
walked past a commander
Given 20 pounds of quarters for birthday by grandmother checked reddit before going to bank to cash them in
i took 2 cookies instead of 1 success!
got a lousy new girlfreind kissed her in front of my old one
dropped bread landed butter side up
breaks everything not fired
mackenzies mom bang that shit
Cooper Union Charges Tuition Fall 2014 Jason katz enrolls fall 2013!
took a dump in the work bathroom nobody walked in
PLays lol got 50g for destroying nexus
cOPIES AN OLD POPULAR MEME NO ONE NOTICES
gf made a pregnancy test negative
EHHH EDHE T'HANEN PUSHIM
JOKINGLY SUGGEST MUM TO COOK FAVOURITE DISH SHE COOKS IT
pulls into shopping mall on christmas eve got the front row parking spot
Went to Boston Killed me a terrorist!
skips class for two days straight no detention
Threw random object at basketball it came closer
LOTS OF FAT PEOPLE ON THIS FLIGHT WALKING UP THE AISLE.. SKINNY GIRL SITS NEXT TO ME!
Mother in law coming for a few days Away on business that week
LOOKED IT UP ON THE INTERNET MEANS WHAT I THOUGHT
wie bitte?
Ate Souvlaki every night for a week still alive
Last day at work took it off!
my parents came in when i was watching game of thrones No sex scene
came up with a good meme today actually remembered it when i got to a computer
Yes!!! mom got vienna sausages!!!
Don't speak Spanish spanish teacher speaks in french
hitting your hip on a corner pretend you've been shot
comes back INGAME KILLSTEALS
tattoo on lower back virgin
Cracked iphone screen Home button gets fixed!
born too late to discover new continents born to early to discover new galaxies born just in time to buy drugs from the internet
Supervisor walks past Not on facebook!!
Forgot about steak and BJ Day Fiance Didn't
Time ran out Still gets the extra credit next class
turning 30 know's what a meme is
Love my bff She sits next to me at work
WOW WANTED AUTHENTICATOR AT LOGIN ACTUALLY HAD CELL PHONE NEXT TO COMPUTER
my turn to cook found poptarts
left drink in car overnight refrigerator
Went into indoor level hit 50 fps
listened to girlfriend's problem didn't offer a solution
accidentally ran red light cops not present
Sister gets job at ritas free water ice
Dials 911 Knows address
yes! wasn't born french!
Went on an okcupid date actually happy with the results
Made a 90's reference someone got it
went for bigger tax return didn't get audited
a few days of chatting he asked my number
not pregnant
LOSES POWER STILL HAS INTERNET
did laundry for first time in months found drivers license
Car limps into 4th Run 11.1
Spilled beer on myself in the shower
Flew past a cop speeding he was talking on his cell phone
Walks into hospital waiting room Doesn't have to wait
Shaved off beard no double chin
TREATING A PATIENT SHE TOLD ME I AM THE BEST DENTIST
Uses meme to troll target leaves thread
Rips ichy tag off shirt no hole
Did plyometricS Survived
Applied for some shit job got rejected
Went to Youtube Didn't get a zoosk ad
All your base belong to us!
Went to a concert of 'Insufficient' to see the drummer fail he did
Tried to calm gf by agreeing with her it worked!
שולח לג'ול לינק גור? לה להתגלגל מצחוק
No Girlfriend on Valentines Day More Money for BIke parts!
stresses over big assignment on thursday realizes it's not due until monday
All heap blocks were freed no leaks are possible
dOES lAUNDRY nO UNMATCHED SOCKS
Craft a condenser in tekkit win the game
It stopped raining an hour ago  Running class still gets canceled
Yelling YOU'RE WELCOME When people don't
SELECTED FOR BEING LINE LEADER
LookiNg tHroUgh t-shirt sizes Only one in rigth sIze left in boTtOm
first month of school over STILL HAVEN'T DONE ANY WORK
Wake Up For School School is Canceled
סרטון 4 של י? ק?טל? מקבל ?ותו לוו?טס?פ
accindetally touch crush's boobs asks for her turn
i survived jimmy savile
Got cut in line for food still got to order first
Opens five Mann co. crates gets an unusual
These Arent My Pants WooHoo Free Pants
single on valentines day more money for alcohol
Mine set in house Ex sits on it
Locked my keys in the car two hours from home Had a spare
entered birthday info in online form Didn't have to scroll down for the year
Jehovas witnesses came to the door They were looking for someone else and left when she wasn't there
GirlFriend checks if I'm really working exactly in the five minutes I am actually working
walks out of store doesn't trigger alarm
Plays minecraft for the first time Kills Herobrine
Played Pee Wee hockey with  roberto luongo Team wins the game and had a higher save percentage
Read 9gag for full 10 minutes with dad not a single nsfw post
GUESSES on multiple choice test It was b!
I STARTED SLAMMING CAR DOOR MY BF NOW OPENS IT FOR ME
actennisac makes something and pepeole comment 'Sethbling Son!' makes same thing 5 times smaller
supervisor caught me playing ps vita at work 'Thats ok i stopped by because i didn't feel like working either.'
Fire Alarm goes off in middle of the Night Awake doing work
Forgot lunch Free food in the conference room
makes oc finds it on 4chan few days later
Didn't study for the exam passed anyway
WENT TO GYM after NEW YEAR JUST THE USUAL MEMBERS
after 5 years finally get in company newsletter
look at the guy next to me beat his fruit ninja score
Homework: Read the following pages for tomorrow YES! No homework
Picked up sand famous on the internet
Left Facebook logged in at a friends house; he can't make my status 'I'm Gay' because everyone already knows.
downloaded an app from cnet didn't get the shitty cnet downloader
Creates first meme Everybody likes
Was raped by windows 8 dont care still got laid
WiFE STARTED WORKING OUT AFTER BABY IS NOW hOTTER THAN BEFORE PREGNANCY
got my girlfriend to break up with her real boyfriend
goes to a public toilet enough toilet paper
Shrunk a shirt i like in the dryer by accident fits better
picked houston and jets in pool... still have a chance to win it...
girlfriend dyed hair noticed it
released fart in increments stayed dry the whole time
RELEASED FART IN INCREMENTS Didn't alert class
world ending 2012 survived
Got hacked had jag
sent to neutralize fluid waste in lab already ph 7
Biscoff cookies Don't contain any gmo ingredients
December 21 world ended in the morning  Did not have to work all day
Gets my starter pokemon It's a shiny
Girlfriend was not on the pill Pulled out just in time
in the pooper  NAILED IT
Took a class without the    pre-reqs got an 'A'
parents took  a picture of me at the beach I became an internet sensation
puts $.85 in vending machine 2 bags of cheetos drop!
Just Got asked to work for love!
Christmas trees test highest grade in class
Girl friend turned 18? No longer a pedophile
friends mom walks in on fap helps him out
Book 2 beds in dormitorie get whole apparment
Shaved my ass farts are loud as hell
owes friends some money friends die in a tragic car accident
21st birthday falls on monday new year's eve
big boss
when the X-Factor hosts announce that carly is up next
in certain time of your life you understand that not only candies and chocolate can be sweet thats called - becoming adult
have to buy new pants old ones are too big
Got the christmas lights out of storage they all work
yesss !!! pICKED troll before 'khushi' vai :D
After 1-1/2 year single ex-girlfriend apologize and says i was right
mommy is babysitting beautiful one year old for the weekend yes!
daddy's got a new girlfriend with enormous boobs yes!
our MORTGAGE will be paid for by the time i turn 18 yes!
Success I like that shit
attempting c-spine rule-out with elderly patient pt. is 64 y.o.
The day is good ... when u destroy other sandcastles
grandmother will makes you heir apparent yes!
Lucius sulla just got voted dictator by the senate due to emergency
taco tuesday yes!!!
GP ULT ACTIVE KILLS 3 MINIONS
Perfect season with post season ban can't lose to the sec in a bowl game
watches disney movie not pervereted
Girlfriend doesn't like hello kitty
Takes the weekend off boss gives extra day
nanny cam got her fired  yes!
Atharva Surjuse. He Remembers ME.
Plugs in usb right way round first time
Got Us netflix score!
Beats halo on easy turns out it was legendary
Turned hoe into house wife
spending time with yeyzy does not ask for food
What if the success kid was a liar And no one was warned ?
sciacalli un cellurare non scoprono che sei stato tu
Takes leave in november  plane doesnt get delayed by storm
WENT ON A DATE NO AWKWARD SILENCE
girlfriend on period doesn't leave with Blue balls
ACCIDENTLY LEAVE DRINK IN CAR STILL ICE COLD
WHEN THE PERSON YOU ARE PRANK CALLING PICKS UP YEAH!!!!
Lawyer does'nt show for court date Neither does the cop
Time off approved
5th of november remembers
Opens a pack of biscuits First one isn't broken
finds awesome site doesn't need parents permission
gets rejected by a woman can hit on other women without feeling guilty
Caught lv 100 shiny legendary pokemon  only used 1 pokeball
PUTS USB IN TV FIRST TRY
Breaks zipper fixes it
News media says elections will be close Obama wins
didn't vote for              'lesser of two evils'  not responsible for evil
Girlfriend comes home in the middle of the night wakes me up for sex
free food at work twice in one day
Goes to a friends house in the winter Has the heat on
Played Call of duty since childhood Became lieutenant
wATCHED THE NEW WALKING DEAD lORI DIED
Compiled Code No Syntax Errors!
loses wallet with $200 in it someone hands it in to police station
went to WLF didnt meditate
gave georgia cain a banana she eats it
Made a Movie for $11 Million Cashed out for $4.05 billion
found wife in bed without    brother
showed up with a condom left with a condom
Got my N64 working on my HD tv
Forgot to wear uniform today school picture day
Loses iphone SUCCESSFULLY regains it via 'find my iphone' app
wanted food delivered had delivery dudes on speed dial
told to sell popcorn nobody home
Joins a game when it ends team wins
INSERT PAGE NUMBER IN WORD DOES NOT SCREW UP DOCUMENT
tweets StMU stuff 7000 followers
Commented on meme  MemesGuy made meme after comment
Forgets how to spell a word Changes the whole Sentence !
Walks through longford town Doesn't get bet by the nevins
uninstall unfriend app bs! rid facebook of annoying game ads!
Chuck norris Aint got nothin on this
used seekangoo.com found what to do tonight
plays all random gets favorite champion
Votes labor in act election Rates don't triple
Writes   happy   birthday   on   Facebook. feels like a good friend.
skyped with Laura got recharged!
FELL in SEA TIDE was out
something went wrong not my fault
Shit my pants at work didn't touch my underwear
Gave lecture in class Students Applauded
has the flu plays best game ever
Thought beer was finished Had some left
Yes!! Balls dropped early!
Drunk baby meme has 36k photos This one has 1/2 MIllion
Gets an f in maths above target
thunderstorms in Hawaii 2 days after i finished vacationing thier
STUCK ON A MATH PROBLEM KEVIN MULTANI HAS ALREADY EXPLAINED
Wants to go bananas dada life is in town
Do you Think I'll grow up to be like Barack  Obama? No
Orders fries at the drive thru Container is right side up
got caught smoking in bathroom teacher asks for a cigarette
Forgets to brush teeth no one notices
First day of school no sluts
Faith in humanity restored
Hadn't bath in 3 days people didn't notice
Wakes up in the morning It's Saturday
buys hotdog more meat than bun
bought condoms for the 1st time pharmacy was empty
eats celery tastes like candy
rUN OUT OF TOILET pAPER FIND EXTRA LONG RECEIPT IN POCKET
35 out of 50 is the passing score in Math exam got 48
Ez arcane shifts. uLTI WITH ASHE hITS!!!
tries to explain what meme is Succeeds
Audibly farted during interview got job anyway
Looks at fantasy schedule  Sees he plays Brian
Halloween; found a reason... to take my shirt off
Payed exact change at the lunch truck got five bucks back
Girl finds out i'm a cheater Gets a three way!
when you go to get one lollie and two are stuck together HELL YEAH
USING IPHONE 3GS STILL SMARTER THAN THOSE PEOPLE WHO BOUGHT OVERPRICED IPHONE 5
Forgot to feed the parking meter no ticket
Forgets homework teacher forgets to check
TGIF!
Wears my jacket after a very long time Find money
'yolo' lives twice
Gambled on a fart DidN't shit my pants
GOES ON A DATE DOES NOT GET FRIENDZONED
drops ipod while listening to an audiobook ipod doesn't shake to shuffle
Yoga pants are back in season? yes!
Drops kid off for first day of preschool mine isn't the shrieking one
Farts in the elevator they tought it was my friend
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU FIND OUT YOUR CRUSH LIKES YOU
went to mcdonalds didn't drink bleach
drank like crazy at press club got up with zero hangover
pokes hot girl on facebook gets poked back
Gets a MOAb on infected As the infected
eats fruit pastal doesn't chew
wHEN YOU FIND OUT YOUR GIRLFRIEND LIKES RUSH
survived another monday! like a boss
clicks on meetme video gets 40 free credits
Dominated the chinese buffet Didn't shit my pants
99
fINALLY BEAT SLENDER
I SPEAK ENGLISH
thought favorite coozie was lost falls out in dryer
ACCIDENTALLY Copied Meme Still Got Thumbed Up
Became confused didn't hurt self through confusion
THrew a pitch to A-rod didn't give up a home run
Has a limited data plan on phone can read meme without opening link on reddit
TAkes dump only had to flush once
YES MY DREAM CAME TRUE BOARDERS ARE ON AG CAMP!
went to work on a monday found out still on leave
Doesn't know the meaning of a word still uses it correctly
masturbates last night No rapture!
EATS IN CLASS  DOESN'T GET CAUGHT
Text book cost $150 got it on ebay for $20
Boss walked by actually doing work
Smoke a bowl and visit mom she made a thanksgiving feast
BUSH
Friend zone broken
Gets covered in water Doesn't melt.
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend Got married need no caption here
successfully reached pay n spray with 36 percent of vehicle health
CHECKED NEWS JERSEY SHORE CANCELLED
Letter from Taxman This time he owes me the money
Searches for Something on Reddit Finds it on the first page
takes a huge dump goes down in one flush
makes food for the first time edible
hits on random hot girl turns out shes single
Thought he entered incorrect Wow password 'Success!'
works on a lawsuit client wins $1 billion
i had a boner... no one saw it
Reach the last 9 gag post you read yesterday exactly time to leave from work
calls crush hot no awkward silence
Click 'add to dj queue' already in queue
Online forum has automatic spellcheck has never had to change a single word
Gets into meme-generator fight with brother wins
spoke to hot girl at a party got her BBM pin
leaves clothes in the dryer someone else folds them
told to clean up for the nth time mom ends up doing it
im SQUISHING a grape in my hand  and wa
caught by wife on computer at 2:00 am actually doing work
biggest achivement got laid before      justin beiber
Learned to pee standing up yes
Prepay $20 for Gas tops off at $18
Joined Preventive Medicine Interest Group Cured disease before clinical manifestation
Got quoted by CHINESE media didn't cause international incident
IS UP 2-0 opponent doesn't quit
first reddit post three likes in 45 minutes
got fully upgraded plasma cutter on to the hive mind
WAKE UP IN THE MORNING REALIZING IT'S FRIDAY
that awesome moment when history test is postponed
Space-time continuum destroyed
Wakes up and realises it's a holiday falls back asleep
got gold at the olympics now run away for the police
confused non dairy creamer with instant potato flakes Ate coffee for breakfast
PUts on Socks while drunk They match
makes a colloquial meme gets upvotes
Goes to make coffee at work last clean teaspoon
bf gained weight only ass got bigger
FINALLY WATCHEd THE DARK KNIGHT RISES WITH NO SPOILERS
eats burger from epic meal time finishes it
Olympics Started Now maybe people stop posting about Chic-Fil-A and gun control
only has one power bacon magic
went to watch dark knight didn't get shot
She started her period Not pregnant!
plays eve for over 30 hours no blood clot
Can't find my dog Jim
critical hit super effective
Almost august still no timeline
PUTS ON A SUPER SAIYAN COSTUME MICHEAL JACKSON CAN'T BEAT IT
poke war results ownage!
wants to cross the swamp of ff7 midgar zolom doesnt catch him
EATS 3 SCOOP ICE CREAM CONE DOES NOT DROP ON SELF
saw gf friends for the first time she's the hottest
Went on seshroulette for the first time got connected to an ent right away
Spice girls rock
Ice Melted Water Still Cold
Did spirit Fingers towards an approaching red light turned green
MISUSES Meme Makes the Front Page
contact lens fell out of eye into case
Farts in class no sound
Checks HIS ONLINE MANGA bookmarks All updated
Went to meeting this morning no longer have to support IE6/7
WENT TO THE BEACH NOT ONE SINGLE SUN BURN
neighbors complain i have dupstep too loud NeighBor gets arrested
asked melisa out she said yes
LOOKS FOR HIGG'S BOSON FINDS IT BEHIND THE SOFA
Started a business World's Youngest Billionaire
1:30 am keabab place is still open
Losing in the ninth David freese is up
Went into Wal-mart bought only what I needed
PC was on mute Still beat you on song pop!
Play minecraft on the weekend No lag!
35 Bedroom items thrown at switch lights finally off
soo...i heard zone reached 20k
saw goku turn into a super saiyan happiest day of my life
BOARDS HILLSBUS SERVICE SEAT
buys android phone doesn't get a virus
BOSS SEES ON FACEBOOK THAT YOU ATTEND A PARTY NEXT SUNDAY OFFERS YOU TO COME IN LATE ON MONDAY
sleep all day and wake up at midnight    now its time to watch toonami
9:30 exam Goes
Plays sniper gets 3 mpv votes for top healing
spends 3 DAYS IN LONDON NOT AN INCH OF RAIN
buys a small combo gets upgraded to a large at no extra cost
GOT BLOOD FROM STONE
Wore a tux looked like james bond
Massive cyant
looks like im related to charlie sheen cuz im sure as hell that im winning!
Brings on Walcott Isaksson forgets he is playing football
WalCott has a shot Isaksson forgets he is playing football
robbed a guy didn't get caught
forgot it was father's day wrote name on sibling's card
FIRST TIME ON THE INTERNET DIDN'T PRONOUNCE IT MEE-MEE
Don't need TO SPEND TODAY? JUST THE THING I NEEDED
GET IMAGE BLOCKER BLOCK ALL PONY PICTURES
doesnt post chain message still alive the next day
Wanted to be productive today changed the ringtone of my office phone
created facebook account in 2007 hasn't 'liked' a single thing yet
First day at work didnt geT fired!!
why go to mazenod? hot  blonde receptionist
Late foR CLASS PROFESSOR IS EVEN LATER
just farted no one noticed
first time getting el grande burrito eats whole thing in one sitting
Does Bath Salts Doesnt get face eaten off
Went bowling Broke 100
NBA SCREWS SEATTLE? HAS NOT WATCHED A SINGLE GAME SINCE.
trolls the teacher not getting kicked out of the class
if you dont like what i write on my facebook page kindly click the unfriend button and have a nice day
plays MW3 no annoying noobs
posted full movie on youtube no dmca takedowns!
JUST GOT DONE EAING A HUGE BURGER SHOW OFF AND FEEL LIKE A BOSS
pikmin 3
New broom & dustpan clean apartment
got a girls number at concert it wasnt fake
leng lui lets go lunch together
asked a girl out... she didnt slap me
what did you mom do for you? Mine taught me how to walk
She Works in the kitchen and the Laundry?
It is friday we made it!
Yes!!! Just took a shit
got shot while eating a guy's face kept eating
Moving To a new apt complex washer is only 75cents to operate
justin bieber died yes
tell your gf you've another one She asks for a threesome
can do whatever i want making meme's
making meme already 1 like
Buddy made a Success Kid About a Statement that I made!
Checked the game while on date ShE Asked for the score
took a pooop twice
Woke up didn't need to pee
takes a huge shit clean in one wipe
generates meme for first time gets into popular page
didn't share photo of dying child on facebook still has a heart
Saw pie went running instead
GOT OUT EARPHONES THEY WERE UNTANGLED
Finishes exams on friday goes to dreams
Bet's on Torres Scores
Got a 15% on my test raised my average
eats bdubs 'blazin' wings doesn't shit himself 12 hours later
SPAMMED THIS FACEBOOK FOR FILAC FEST LAST FOR more than an HOUR
YOU MAY REQUEST 1 EXTENSION GOT 2 EXTENSIONS
free air conditioner
chewed gum in class didn't get caught
image me great  success
like a boss
Asks girl if you can squirtle on her jigglypuffs she says yes
Went outside...got sunburned less white
Shout out ex's name during sex new partner has the same name
ap WORLD AP TEST DONE AND DONE
best friend got his black belt never have to fight again
Back home for summer don't have to deal with internet and blackboard crashing every 5 minutes
How to buy eggplants in spanish Berenjena por favor
Essay due on Monday do on monday
posted something i thought was funny Everybody in the thread laughed
Posts 2 Facebook statuses
farts  no-one notices
Made a rage comic meme haters didn't hate.
recomended my favorite restaurant to a guest at my hotel brought me back some food
After spamming ctrl + v + enter  + enter for 3 hours he logged onto diablo 3 success
MOTHER USED PLAN B SURVIVED
Didn't buy a yearbook still has friends
SHIT MYSELF GOT NAPPY
bought a pack of 1992 baseball cards got a kirby puckett
WEnt on a family holiday to portugal Didn't get kidnapped
Goes on a blind date turn out the girl is a dime and a freak
Dissobeys a direct order Gets Promoted
buy a fender mustang amp no fizz
takes afternoon vacation to fix car back before lunch break is over
texting girl at a solid [7] make plans for a movie night at my place this weekend
obtained pax 3-day and byoc badges while regular website was still down
Went to a laser Rock Show Came out with 20/20 vision
Never in dress code never get caught
went through tunnel held breath entire time
Lost my phone can still make calls through gmail
Feeling great call in sick
Just got a kiss And it wasnt from my mom hell ya
Threw a paper plane in chapel yes
Drink Party last night Wake up without hangover
Wakes up in the morning feels like P Diddy
Watching game of thrones season 2 finally understand whats going on
went to the beach picked up some sand
Fell asleep in a bus Woke up right before my stop
Girlfriends mom walks in on us having sex Joins in
Goes to party and gets hammered Hangover avoided
hasn't played video game in 5 years still plays it perfectly
ADD HOT GIRL ON FACEBOOK LIKES PHOTO ON FACEBOOK
Farts in class nobody hears it
told mom i was sick no school for me
use a line from a song she's never heard the song
ruler of nap time king of the playground
annoyed and frustrated with how sga was under sean Litteral. voted for the candidates not endorsed by him: Ciccarelli & Easterling
negotiate crappy contract for ta's get cushy job with university
Get's Pushed to the ground at shotgun Get's front seat anyway
blazers just played the jazz only lost by 20
Sets ipod To shuffle mode Song you actually want to listen to plays.
Caps Turret Goes back into stealth
buys new grinder on amazon arrives 4/19
used effective seo strategy got fantastic results
Harry potter killed voldermort oh yeah
wakes up an hour late for work daylight savings
just made a damn meme she likes it!
EMS canvasses the area Positive Results
opens fridge finds bacon
Had class project used redditors wife
Went into cafe dieM  No line
doing nothing at school tomorrow
FIGHTS THE MAN ...WINS
Parked in Faculty Lot all semester didn't get a single ticket
took candy from stranger didn't get molested
tried to enter 9gag at school no password needed
said different girls name in bed she was screaming to loud to hear
Make a shit thread get likes
still has his  pokemon card collection
Exams Destroyed
Bump into girl at crowded party second base for free
GOES TO RECORD GUITAR SOLO NAILS IT ON FIRST TAKE
Put 20 dollars in the offering plate at church god forgave me for that threesome i had friday night
creates bad meme gets an up vote anyway
Didn't study for test all questions are multiple choice
SCRIPT DOESN'T WORK WORKED THE THIRD TIME
Masturbates and doesn't get caught
Clicks youtube video no advertisments
passes cop on fisk rd. at 40 mph doesn't get pulled over
kim kardashian is single
Saw random neff in break room didn't strike up conversation
way to go cap'n I SOLD ALL MY FRIENDS TO THE UNDERCOVER COPS
scores 8 goals none blatantly offside
1 minute 14 seconds... personal fapping best
Comes back from bathroom foods here
have to fart friends are in the car
Forgets pizza in the oven Perfectly cooked
had chipotle for lunch didn't shit blood
Saves private ryan
GETS OUT OF CLASS EARLY FOR 'NETBALL MATCH' nOT EVEN IN NETBALL LEAGUE
Lets one rip in class its silent
Did dream Careers' Program Got a job at the end of the summer
jonney doesn't know what a meme is mock him for all eternity
HOMEWORK due at 11:59pm Remember at 11:30pm
had to use the bathroom period comes. underwear is saved.
WOKE UP WITHOUT AN ALARM STILL GOT TWO HOURS OF SLEEP LEFT
April 9th Still avoided timeline
Girl saw this meme Didn't say I look like baby Patton Oswalt!
Woke up during the night had more time to sleep
Teammate picks up power weapon you wanted dies in 5 seconds
SUCCESS Have better grammar than college students
roommate has 40 minute shower Got my stuff out before she started
Easter Morning Wake N bake
Family coming for Religious Easter Party Going to work instead
played Wow at 4:00 am best wi-fi ever!
Someone makes fun of something you said instead of your argument You've clearly won
Have been talking with crush for 1 month She hasnt mentioned me as a friend
too old for easter candy gets beer instead
Makes A MEME FOR HER TO CLICK SHE CLICKS IT AND LAUGHS
pushed a door it opened
Becomes a butler gets a master named bate
shoots person in face gets away with saying he was a deer
Buys a game gets the collectors edition for the same price
Turned on HBO to Black swan Mila kunis and Natalie portman sex scene starts
altar server for 4 years didn't get molested
Pushed a door it opened
has no pen to write with finds one on ground in 1st period
walked cute girl home held in fart until she was gone
alarm didn't go off woke up anyway
Gune said u would never pass the semester I passed with No backlogs
makes short comment on youtube video becomes top comment
filed federal tax return does not owe
throws tomahawk in the air gets double kill
sharts has spare underwear!
last day of work... better go quick
Assignment due everyone forgets
mom called early for dinner did not get reported in online game
SLIPPED IN FRONT OF CLASS DIDN't fall
made schedule for next semester accidentally scheduled no friday classes
April 4 still no timeline
machine freezes up magic punch brings it back
chatted with girl I like success
English word in foreign film I know what they said
Creates Plot Causes old members to rp again
jETS GOT TEBOW? BAD QB'S FO LIFE!
Kills last bandos for the day gets bandos chestplate
GUESSED THE ANSWERS IN THE MCQS SECTION GOT THEM RIGHT
I can get banged sober winning
school not threatened by bombs.. better then ezpo and eldo!!
Phone is running low on battery in car friend has car charger that is compatible
Gets arrested free bait in shower
played amnesia: Dark decent didn't cry
Work with turkeys soared with eagles ANYHOW
Made a net worth in geometry winning
Burrowed Banelings Detonate
went out of country on business got korean investors on board
Trial is about to end find a crack
walk behind hot girl in dress giant gust of wind
STUCK IN YOUR RADIO? NAILED IT
drove blonde girl back to hotel told my friends the story in excruciating detail for the next week
Ran into the house from the yard went potty
when asked if he is a jockey Responds: No
Person before me left their clothes in the fitting room we're the same size
Phone feel down the stairs it's a nokia
Gave up sweets for lent Birthday falls on Sunday
Forgot to do physics hw... She didn't check our row
forgot to do homework teacher forgot to check
Fingers girl
TOLD THE TIME WITHOUT LOOKING AT MY WATCH... STILL GOT IT RIGHT!!!
found a candy on the ground was still in the wrapper
ask to get a drink of water goes to the restroom
30 minutes late to the airport flight is delayed for 2 hours!
passed a note to a friend during prep Got a reply without Mr green noticing
Yow Yeh's out round 4 tuqiri's back round 5
Been really shitty week can drop off
Closed THe freezer
accidentally booked wrong flight double vacation
that moment in an argument when you realize you have won
UP NEXT FOR PRESENTATION END OF LESSON
Recruited by Kony top score in village massacre
gratuated from uni got more welfare
sometimes a taco is just a taco.
wet fart wearing dark underwear
bought the off-brand cheesy-poofs tasted exactly the same
didn't score this year doesn't matter i'm a member of cnda
makes a meme omfg 3 likes
agincourt (public school) competes with cardinal carter and earl haig claude watson wins and breaks their record of winning the scholarship
Wipes his ass no brown on first paper
left sunroof open all night nothing HAPPENED!
Joined group as healer dpsed instead
We won the war man we can go home!
first time watching zangief kid
triped caught myself before i fell
had duke losing in ncaa tornement  bractology
Got Friendzoned Found a better girlfriend
bought a ford mondeo Already some werthers originals in the glove box
Gained freshman 15 in muscle
girlfriend went to bed before skinamax came on
started chaffing was able to reach the gold bond
HOP
I don't Want To Program I want to be a Product Manager
Woke up at 3pm pulling all nighter
Won a game in mlb 12: the show like a boss...
Met a amazing girl didnt fell in love with her
didn't do huge essay due today did it on the buss ride to school
Answers 'ACCOMMODAtion?' Is correct
took car into the shop and got a quote for $350 bought part and repaired himself for $45
French  midterm: written entirely in french fini.
Arrived at state park after 5pm free park entry
Success baby is least funny meme of all time stil;l makes it to the front page all the time
make meme for facebook girl asks me to marry her
Got a 70 on big test NAILED IT
Lobby leader on mw3 n losing leave game so everyone loses
peed in the morning didnt have to go at school
First day of school Teachers a milf
Ran at school carnival got a participation ribbon
Ate an onion still got kissed
Picked a jellybean at random not a black one
8 days since kony vid no ones posted bout it since...
Doesnt have a pencil sharpener USES KNIFE
just checked facebook got friended by kony
Registers for classes Doesnt get server errors constantly
It's wednesday time for jenna marbles video
STOLE EXTRA PIZZA IN LUNCH LINE GOT AWAY WITH IT
Pulls into work right when good parking spot opens up
Took an arrow to the knee Still an adventurer
TAKE PICTURE WITH A YOUNG CHILD PEOPLE WILL THINK I'M ADORABLE AND NOT A PEDOPHILE
Told everyone my problems on facebook! free therapy SESSION
Rides elevator to 4th floor
leave for lunch get front parking space
'Ban on everyone who uses unltd Prestige token glitch' Didn't get banned
Heard sound of throwing knife Didn't Die
Call boss to say you'll be late Tells you to just stay home today
My pokemon got confused it didn't slap itself in the face
went to dentist no cavities
Turns on Radio Favorite Song Comes on
upvotes first meme I have the power
Send friend request to hot girl friend request accepted
Waved hand like jedi at red light turned green
Sent US ARMY TO UGANDA didnt kill kids
started reading twilight stopped after 1st sentence
tell everyone there's a problem in the server room that needs your urgent attention spend all day watching cheltenham
Got Spammed by transcend didn't flinch
wAKE UP IT'S SATURDAY
teacher asks me to flip to page 387 flipped right to it
Shit in my pants whenever i want Peak at baby sitters boobies as she cleans it up
Took massive shit doesn't clog the toilet
Overslept because of daylight savings Still got to work on time
Shakes off pee into urinal none drips in pants
Just found out about Memes now posting them nonstop? Hell yeah
running late for bus in sims bus waits 45 mins while you take a shit
mispronounce organism in biology class nobody notices
got dos boobies before most interesting man
school's closed study games
get home song on ipod finishes
drop something catch it with the other hand
Ordered a pizza got two
called limbaugh sexist kept maher's $million
DROPPED my phone in water  Still works
Eats Chipotle No bloodstains
Forgot soda was in the freezer got reminded by a rage comic on reddit
Banged liara in mass effect 1 BANGED MIRANDA IN MASS EFFECT 2 WITHOUT LIARA KNOWING IN MASS EFFECT 3
some girl i barely talk to  liked my status
Played Mortal kombat with skanes flawless victory
started singing started a riot
ATE SAND it was delicious
I'm only 2 I go pipi alone
Doesn't record awesome kill on modern warfare 2 killcam was recorded
1:35 a.m on Sunday
Took someone's virginity didn't get stabbed
Hour and a half out of class early ADDITIONAL HOUR AND A HALF OF DRINKING
'Your hw today is to update notes' no homework
buys used camper mortgage avoided
LATE TO CHURCH  STILL MADE IT FOR THE SACRAMENT
1% battery life remaining class just ended
brighton have fatboy slim palace have faithless
silent but not deadly
Plans to hangout with friends on Friday KNow's shit about to go down
They say kick kony outta power in 2012 Was already done in 06
fat douce clogs toilet in public restroom water stopped rising just before rim
On reddit 15 minutes after my last session fresh imgurs
Breathed on CD Didn't skip once
got the wrong order in drive-thru... got a ton of free food.
WENT TO THE BANK BANK LADY GAVE ME THREE LOLLIPOPS INSTEAD OF ONE
Hits granny with minecart earns 5 diamondz
spins swords for scidm still has 10 fingers
you kill me 5 times on cod i get payback once ... mission accomplished
Didnt study for a test Get  a higher result than someone who did
threw a paper ball landed it in the bin
dId lAUNDRY BY MYSELF cLOTHES SURVIVED AND SMELL GOOD
Anti Social now... but working on it
WENT TO 'SHAG' AT LEADMILL SHAGGED
drinks a bottle of vodka doesn't get drunk
average human age 67? born on feb 29
DCG COST US $4 MILLION UNION SOLD IT OUT FOR $500K
Slept through class teacher forgot attendance sheet
1 bullet 2 headshots
Pays with a ten given change for a twenty
didn't do homework teacher doesn't collect it that day
See you in 9 months
Uses meme generator gets success kid
Go to Taco Bell. Walk out with 30 packets of hot sauce.
Remembered Paypal  Password $60 Richer
chick bent over to pick up pen boobs fell out so i could see them
No Condom? Gonna do you in the pooper.
ate rotten flesh in minecraft didn't get sick
dIDNT FORWARD CURSED CHAIN EMAIL sTILL aLIVE!
ht 0-2 ft 5-2
another bomb threat right before your least favorite class
Get a headache in the start of the schoolday Headache stops the moment you get permission to go home
does caramell dansen people dance along
Macked up a girl on fb Turned out to be just as hot as profile pic
can not find something to write about writing something anyway
hit by campus bus  free tuition
2 years old still breast feeding
gets special birthday sex on her birthday too
Condom breaks Girl im banging on birth control
went to class got two days worth of snacks
meet a cute girl in elevator Didn't be a weirdo and said hi
Not able to smoke for 3 days gets high in dreams
she's awesome you say? she's mine! stay away or i'll kill you with my diapers!
opened my fruit cup didn't spill the juice
made it to the couch without spilling my coffee!
Talked to a chick today. She likes bronies.
didn't get a basketball ticket girlfriend got tickets
drove through marine city didn't get pregnant
Hooked up with a girl in the dorms got guest passed for brunch
Don't Brush Teeth No Cavities
parked in a blue spot no ticket
Goes to history class success kid refernce
swam in mulletbay after a storm rode the waves like a boss
during w.i.c lunch gets the last bacon sand-wich
had a party sean didn't invite himself
took an arrow to the knee still an Adventurer!
Hits lvl 85 before she does.
Suggestive question didn't accept
spend hours thinking of a funny post Make moderators laugh
Got new watch already set at correct time
passed one day without masturbated
bleed green sweat gold
Not done the readings for 10 page essay? recycle last term's notes like a badass
POST PICTURE ON INSTAGRAM MAKE IT TO THE POPULAR PAGE
parked in faculty/staff while running late  no ticket
makes a meme doesnt forget to select language
DIED OF ALCOHOL POISONING doesn't MATTER HAD SEX
Girlfriend on period I get head
got a physical nuts were not grabbed
ex-girlfriend sees me with new hotter girlfriend
desperate for an ice breaker she queefs
went to a hockey game was on the kiss cam with a random cute chick
Didn't spend valentine's day by myself happy as hell
failed test class average below my score
HAD FFC with grasstop Leader Didnt mention jonah video
gives phantom menace prequal comic a shot no jar jar
reached into the trail mix grabbed a handful of m&m's
want to shake hands with father in law he hugs you
bong breaks Builds makeshift bong
put a dollar in the vending machine gave me two bags of chips
PEES WHITE DOESN'T NEED TO FLUSH
almost asked whitney to babysit my tamagotchi asked keith richards instead
DISCOVERED FIVE OTHER REDDITORS IN MY MATH CLASS CAN MAKE RAGE COMICS ABOUT TROLL TEACHER
about to leave for class registrar calls and tells me it's cancelled
loud fart during the lesson  at the same moment when someone coughs
open new jar on first try
KILLED A MAN IN RENO DIDNT GET ARRESTED
Got braces Still awesome
hung out wtih my girlfriend her dad has no idea
BINGO
not home on sunday night don't have to take out garbage
took a walk to Montague Burton Didn't get mugged by gang of 15 year olds.
Missed lecture by 5 minutes Someone else had signed me in!
got wasted didn't vomit
Fights with a Pikachu Doesnt gets paralyzed
Downloaded battlefield 3 BEAT IT
Scoop gets fouled and makes both free throws
Order sandwich at food court the good kid makes it
fights with a pikachu doesnt get paralyzed
got to level 80 in mw3 didnt prestige like a fag
Waiting in long lines at the grocery store new register opens up
Buys one coffee at olin gets two punches on coffee card
Loki: I have an Army... Tony Stark: We have a Hulk...
Spends saturday nite hungover             watching movies with cute girl Shooting happens     at local bar  I frequent
Put on old jeans Found money in the pocket
Waking up Friday  And read a text message telling there isnt biology class
Parked in lake claire no parking ticket
No Idea what to do after Graduating U of R take 5!
Make VAGUELY UNIVERSITY RELATED MEME RUIN MEME FOR EVERYONE WHO ISN'T A DOUCHEBAG
eats chipotle doesn't get diarrhea
Goes to Aber Uni Manages to find accommodation
Realized what day it is new episode of my favorite show tonight
Met girl who isn't education major Actual chance of hooking up
macgamut due tuesday No Md or Hd
Bully dacks pants everyone is impressed by size
gandalf says i shall not pass passes
In a hurry on the street green lights all the way
Forgot grandpa&#180;s birthday he too
touch my red truck I kick yo ass
made a keegan meme he liked it
Waking up thinking I Am very late for work Realizing It Is Saturday
2 bad bitches at the same damn time
took a shit in bathroom at work no one walked in
Press the elevator button dings right away
CHECK FACEBOOK SHE MESSAGED ME BACK
caught a cold still breathe through nose
enemy almost dead kill steal it with killshot
Played amnesia at night didn't get a heart attack
police car behind me with lights on pulls over the car in front of me
Start 0-5 Finish 25-5
Friend's gpa tops mine in first semester got him uncontrollably addicted to reddit at the start of the second
Has to do apush notes less than 10 headings
Gets call from probation officer  probation finally over
facebook u got beef wit me? come at me bro
Empty parking space next to building on empire
5pm not dark yet
JUST HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND HELL YEAH
took a shit one wipe
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' They don't hate
Wife Discovers Pinterest Understands my reddit addiction
drops slice of cheese
fap in the shower before school get there on time.
Called the prosecutor and left a message case dismissed!
Test came back She's not pregnant
Types something with capitelized letters SHIFT RAGE!!!
finished 4 math assignments today in one sitting
wash face drink water at same time
Collect KinG's fart Gets NOble gas
learn day before final exam got a
Girlfriend figures out reddit account make new one
Didn't spit out my stride gum and they didn't find me
Go on reddit for the first time in class while sitting next to a girl Look over she is on r/sanfrancisco
Dating feminist She buys dinneR
Accidentally got on the wrong bus found a better route to work
OVERSLEPT
Took a fat shit clean toilet paper
enters the office clock: 8.56
my roommate just died 4.0 gpa
SUCCESS! Croatia IN EU
Listening to epic soundtrack while driving music peaks as light turns green
Prof eMAILS POSTPONED EXAM WONT STUDY TIL NIGHT BEFORE
Farted without crapping myself
Get pulled over Riding Clean
Find Wikipedia blacked-out Succesfully use cached version on google
Dropped the sopa didn't get raped
I heard mom coming up the stairs Got her with my BB gun
Gets drunk at night no hangover in the morning
friend purges facebook friendlist doesn't delete me
Worked a wedding Didn't hear cha cha slide
Asked for no pickles got none
got a good idea for a post when was away from home still remebers it when gets home!
goes on fakku no trap
FOUGHT WITH ]-[ellfragger WON THE ARGUMENT.
Only studied non linear op amps question about this valued half the exam
takes a dump in friend's house  doesn't stink
Decides to dress nicely for the first time in weeks runs into ex
haven't studied the whole year avarage: b
TOOK A DUMP. NO WATER IN MY ASS
Takes arrow to knee keeps on adventuring
Sopa blackout is on 18th works on 18th
Answer A long TRIGONOMETRIC question  the answer is 1 or 0 !
STOOD ON AN UPTURNED PLUG WAS WEARING SHOES
go to the arcade find a coin inside
SCORE! JUST HAD COOKIES AND MILF!
Forgot lunch
5 YEARS WITHOUT GOING TO THE DENTIST NO DECAY
peed while standing up didn't drip on the toilet seat
Turns on shower perfect first try
Didn't do homwork homework extended for Another week
Hold in huge sneeze eyeball doesn't pop out
Gets 2 assists still gets his killstreak
SWITCH RADIO ON FIRST SONG YOU LISTEN IS YOUR FAVourite
just peed in a urinal got zero splash-back
The room is full of puke when i wake up it wasn't me
Beyonce has given birth to a baby by Cesarean Section
know nothing about postmodernism still write a more concise essay than lyotard
FORGOT GROCERY LIST IN THE CAR REMEMBERED EVERYTHING THAT WAS ON IT
Getting dumped by your girlfriend one day having another one the next day
trial expired makes new account
puts 'like my status if you ever liked me' as status crush likes it
Slept through class Find out Class was cancelled
Slept alone & didn't move much Bed already made
BROWSED YOUTUBE ONLY FOUND GOOD VIDEOS
class project on apartheid assigned rugby
when your comment gets more likes then the persons status
asks fellow 9gag gf to go to cinema convics her to not wear bra
had a dream that i was  spider-man remember dream in vivid detail
went to bathroom to fart
submited to chive made hump dar
DID A SHIT ONE WIPER
oh yeah i got gimmel  now i got all of your gelt
disconnected from league of legends when enemy nearby reconnected
GO TO BED WITH WET HEAD WAKE UP WITH FLOCK OF SEAGULLS HAIR
Comes to class late realizes class was just about to start
Finished chapstick Before losing chapstick
arrive late for       an appointment the other person     is still on its way
Ate whatever i wanted over xmas didn't gain a pound
sharted today no skid mark
brushed my teeth before i fell asleep
Didn't use a condom Gf isn't pregnant
Went to crazy new years party didn't do anything stupid
go out and get drunk no friend requests from weird guys on facebook the next day
eat a lot during vacations gain no weight
Made next year joke everyone laughed
gets a little hungry remembers that half of a subway sandwich you were saving
DRUNK AS HELL DIDN'T TEXT EX
Had to drive home this morning didn't wake up drunk
do no work get higher than average grades
WATCHES RAMSEY THINKS HE'S A PRO CHEf
watching a movie with the parents go to bathroom at exact same time as awkward sex scene
Born in 1994 still a 90's kid
getting a candy from vending machine 2 drops out!
Saw a hot chick from far away got closer
2012 no hangover
GETS HIT BY FLASHBANG DOESN'T DIE
BRING AMP TO REPAIR SHOP AFTER CHRISTMAS FIXED IN TIME FOR NEW YEAR'S EVE GIG
Hot chick on my profile friendrequest
enter patton oswalt lookalike contest first place
SEND NEW YEARS TEXTS AT 10PM AVOID NETWORK TRAFFIC
Speeding Radar broken
met a girl you like she likes you back
Being the foto guy at a party girl makes out with me completely unexpected
ti dimentichi di fare i compiti quel giorno l'insegnante non li corregge
SLIPS CAUTIOUSLY RECOVERS FROM SLIP
le sister wanted to play cod told her to f*** off!
Gave cabDriver 3$ tip Gave me One back and says:     'Ur next CheeseBurger is on me Dude!'
head home on a bad trip arrive with no incidents
played skyrim did'nt take an arrow to the knee
read 15 pages of success kid get a girl for 'making' them
Make awesome post on facebook Receive cookie
Lifted 2 plates for 8 reps Hot chick was looking
extra beer in the morning no hangover
sit down at poker table pocket aces
text girl SOMETHING Non-sexual get a SEXUAL RESPONSE
play battlefield 3 spawn in jet
CAN'T REMEMBER HOW I GOT HOME LAST NIGHT PHONE
the story of my life !
tire had a leak made it home before all the air ran out
blurted out pubic hair joke in front of boss wasn't fired
falls over in public no-one see's
professor breaks your 1-year old computer by accident school buys you a new one
Went to the gym; didn't like it ... Went every day since.
fell asleep during class didnt snore
Boyfriend breaks up with you get an a on the project you made for him
Doesn't apologize gets forgiven anyway
Pulls on Door that says push Opens anyway
aunt says that she bought you a very nice present it's really nice
Woke up early went to class
Princess asked me to write a song i wrote one
Spend a night with pedobear don't get raped
i love.. boobies
Goes on Youtube
open solitaire on computer 4 aces face up
all night on 9GAG not tired
Think of cool new meme doesn't exist.
make a stupid drawing on history test get positive reactions
tripped
Listen to German  guy talk about neuroscience  feel like a supervillain
Went to optional final exam Raised grade 4 points
Gets the entire week of  Hanukkah off Thank god for jews
wore fake mustache bartender didn't i.d. me
out of cigs find a random pack under front seat
dated a girl for six years loved every minute of it
never arrived home last night no one noticed
forgot to use condom girl not pregnant
Stepped on scale after holidays lost 5 pounds
I wasnt Popular Then I got engaged
don't study for the exam get full mark
First Time Brushing Teeth With New Girl... Brushed 'EM LONGER THAN HER!
Tried on Sorting Hat sorted into gryffindor
I got the green light it turned red for the person i passed
Patch tuesday 0day survives
29 degrees outside still bike in
3 hour exam done in 1
Hourad kills deer with knife 1up police with guns
Vlady wants to play cod this user is now offline
Face down.  Ass up.
Face down Ass up
Joined MM Army Been Famous ever since
Goes home from school early to sleep ends up blogging all day
reblog protest sign internet activist
Udate graphics driver dual  screen works properly!
GREW UP BECAME PATTON OSWALT
asked mom for cookies got some
i farted  and it was no shit
hasn't used a toothbrush in 3 years dental checkup says teeth are perfect
take an arrow to the knee still be adventurer
Rozjebiemy rynek
Playing Dominion Use Volgrav
joined team rocket... captured pikachu.
Gets virus removed sucessfully
homework due monday no class monday
Mom puts me on back Rolls Over
QB Limping
Posts facebook status gets likes immediately
Played Skyrim Didn't take an arrow to the knee
Took a shit DIDN'T NEED TO WIPE
deployment  SUCCESS
DON'T STUDY FOR EXAMS EXAMS GET CANCELLED
fell asleep with tv on woke up to original pokemon playing
STUDY HARD PARTY HARDER
JUST FARTED Dog got blame
Poops pants cleaned by someone else
saved a bunch of money on car insurance is 2 years old
girlfriend farted at the grocery store i fired back. In the car.
Worked for 90 minutes made 25 bucks
it's my birthday
finished off a dragon in skyrim with a dragon shout
Nod off during lecture wake up just in time for next quiz answer
Didn't read for quiz Even got the extra credit
Slip on ice again play it off by moonwalking
Renamed 'online' service to 'cloud' service tripled sales!
szervetlen labor h&#225;rmas!!!
makes a new meme gets a lot of likes
live in lousy hood ups delivery not stolen from front porch
almost put Condom on backwards girlfriend didn't notice
peeled an orange didn't get juice in eye
forget why you walked into the room then you remember.
SAw ex-bf profile pic he got really fat
took a dump it didn't smell
Facebook addiction always get the obvious witty comment in first
Went to strip club high school crush now works there
pulls fitted bed sheet from one side all corners pop off
7 Hour Car Ride No Potty accidents
Fall asleep in class maintain eye contact
Bless Your Face! If you sneezed while reading this bless you!
take arrow in the knee doesn't hurt
parents get a divoce 2 christmases
Saw a link from tim wasnt disgusting
has unprotected sex with hot chick finds out she was a virgin with a Hysterectomy
Think you might be speeding Someone passes you
I've seen a guy on chatroulette who was 'not' fappıng
CLEANED ROOM FOUND A DOLLAR
Got the last Zelda bundle in store Sold-out online
Turn on tv ancient aliens is on
smoked a joınt cure for cancer
first post on reddit Make front page
ten years ago met girl that loves zelda got skyward sword with her at midnight
Batmobile falls apart on highway Duct tape fixes everything
loses sippy cup mom buys new one
TRY A NEW SEX POSITION SHE LOVES IT
whatever tomorrow brings I'll be there
EMP Like a baus
Ordered a Kindle Fire  And they sent me an iPad!
Wrote really long code No errors
Strange likes facebook status Gets laid
success! we have secured the enemy intelligence
Download different battery savers on android infinite battery
Looks at rotating ceiling fan Get a lock-on on the blades
WRITES paper WHILE DRUNK 'Your writing shows a level of maturity that wasn't evident in your first essay'
farts doesn't smell
MATH TEST BROFIST WITH ALL THE OTHERS WHO FAILED
back in my days we had no shovels. we used our hands.
back in my days we had no hands we used our teeth.
TOP TEXT BOTTOM TEXT
watches movie on the same date as the one in the movie
GIRL TELLS ME I HAVE A CUTE BUTT
doesnt study well for the test teacher POSTPONES it to next week
read a century-old NEVEr cıted Useless artıcle
Prof plays video in class hour of reddit
Goes shopping with wife she can't find a thing to buy
Check word count One word less than word limit
exposed to carcinogenic compounds became mutant superhero
Try yo pay attention attention pays me
screensaver starts loading prevent tedious password re-entry by wiggling mouse furiously just in time
a set of keys got the right one at first try
site blocks access after three unsuccessful login attempts get it right on third try
Post something on facebook once in a month Everyone liked mah status
dont know the question guess and get it right
Noticed there was no toilet paper before i started pooping
My girlfriend wants to see a chick flick all the tickets sold out
DROVE THROUGH RED LIGHT Still passed Exam
gonna do homework just kidding nutela
Brought my first Smartphone It'S no iphone
hope to find another 75 cent for gyros find 7 bucks in my pocket
Walked the dogs through snow this morning Felt like I was in skyrim
has to wake up at 8 every day for class still sane enough to not make any mistake in the assignment
leaves home late for work No traffic jam and only gets greeen lights
Attack Horde and run Ally takes the agro
Pregnant girlfriend BlAck baby
Cod? haha I got skyrim !
Arrive in class realize i have not opened 9gag today
Don't go to class later find out class was cancelled
teacher speaking understood everything he said
forgot books for class lesson gets cancelled
pwnd noobs then went home and took a nap
have birthday on november 14th same day as travis barker
Supressing enemy 4 of them walk into your metaljizz
Getting something to run on linux
first time shaving No blood drop
May the best team win We did
Share song with cute girl she likes it
TOld a Girl her boyfriend is a douchebag she breaks up with him
WINDY DAY HAIR ISN'T SCREWED UP
Inexplicably Fart and Nobody smelt it
Glorious philosoraptor post on text Gets made into meme in seconds
walks into 7/11 clerk isnt indian
REPLIED TO ALL 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' POSTS
playing fifa 12 scores with heskey
Saw the exorcist didn't crap in pants
Forget to brush teeth fRIEND hAS gUM
TEN KEYS ON KEYRING DOOR OPENS FIRST TRY
I goddamn hate sandcastles
It’s like a baby’s arm… holding an apple.
is late to exam by two minutes Finish with 15 minutes left
Doesn't attend a Lecture Gets an a
design project: made the shortest report among the students examiner said: shorter is better
Fall asleep in class wake up right before bell
forgot textbook for class didn't need it
Buffington  nailed it
threw guy with iphone in pocket into hot-tub he has insurance
9gag.com
Talk about script on Facebook Passed the final.
set out a plate of cookies to test santa's existence ate cookies for breakfast
bitched about 1% didn't have to give to children in  uganda
Trying to join bf3 server Joins at first try
decide to skip class Teacher doesn't notice
Crossed the streams And Lived
builds ap yi carries the game
watched a horror movie didn't get scared
DIDNT STUDY FOR TEST ACED IT
see a neighbour has started a micronation Declare war
go to restroom while waiting for your food at a restaurant food arrives when you get back
Browse Internet for eight hours Get Paid the Entire Time
explain a meme for a girl SHE LAUGHs
DROPS OPEN BAG OF CRISPS ON THE FLOOR NONE FALL OUT
Went to sleep at 10 woke up refreshed
so hungry got invited for a free dinner
Miss last bus get on time anyways
wanted an indian got an indian
came back to dorm ROOMMATE GONE
It would be my honor to be your new step father
watches zeigeist starts trading the market
ask teacher a question He doesn't know how to answer it
when im 18 weed is Legal
Forget backpack in room watching movie in class
Went to Bukowski
green is crushes fav colour always have green on
saw paranormal activity slept all night
tyPO AL TIME NO ONE NOTICED
Stole a car it was free
Creeps on eh's Facebook Sees I'm Still SexieSt in clan
childhood nostalgia sets in still have oregon trail disc for windows 95
WArrior charges me Used goblin jump just in time!
rawdogged not pregnant
tagged in EMBARRASSING picture removed tag before anyone saw
tALKed A FEW TIMES IN CLASSroom GOT A
is it in russian? YES!
Tossed gum to garbage can he shoots he scores
pedestrian lights turned to green went first
Buy one get two free
Go to store with coupon just before closing still one pack of beer left
cuts class teacher is absent
Lvl 71 on mw2 successful beast
masturbate on Someone's back they don't notice
fail test teacher gets fired
Eat gunpowder Shit fireworks
best study group. ever.
Go on chatzy trip comes online
late to the gym squat rack still open
goes2bed wet dream
balls smooth as eggs
writes zero lines of code still gets paid
yes! i just had sex
Forgot Homework 'No one got this so it's due tomorrow'
I don't always try to make memes but when I do
What does my pull up smell like? Depends
milk aw YEAh
BECOME A DOCTOR WITHOUT BEING ASIAN
got paid  in trident layers
open coffee door like a boss everybody look
chuck norris  gave me a kiss
cute and smart
yes!! axe works
ParEnts got divOrced get Two times the presentS!
went poopies sexy babysitter touches my weiner
makes random forever alone comment wins appreciation
open a game by mıstake Asks for dısk 1
Take a Dump One wipe success
called in sick on 9/11
HUNGRY FIND FORTY DOLLARS IN A CHRISTMAS CARD
Hitting people with your walking stick Like a BOSS!
Orders a cheeseburger one already made
final fantasy played them all
girl texts back double kisses
Trip on stairs no one noticed
she asks where I'm flying then asks if i can land in her bed
'not tonight
Wake up late
Dropped cell phone didnt get scratched
the force is strong in this one
come 12th in mariokart team race still winning
just farted there was no sound or smell
teacher's dad died school is going to end early today
Put enough money for one item in the vending machine out comes two items
Random select character GOT metaknight
Fake sickness don't get caught
Dad gave me a sweet nickname captain  Cockblock
admin leaves stacked teams beat them anyways
didn't study for sat 2400
is hungry mom arrives home from the grocery store
has sex with a hooker no stds
in soviet russia baby crush you
eating mac'n cheese got macshurance
Caught all pokemon once Went and caught them all again.
Paper due at 12:00 AM turn it in before 11:59 pm
ask for keys get keys!
post a meme on facebook 19 likes
You choose charmander rival chooses bulbasaur
post status about work on facebook during office hours boss likes it
BORED IN EPI RECORDs THE PROF FOR FUN
SHUFFLES IPOD  FAVORITE SONG COMES UP AS THE FIRST
Play Minecraft. fall in hole find diamonds
Got 2 dwi's DISMISSED
Needs a new screensaver chooses success kid meme
arguing with troll epic win
Friend has birthday your comment gets more likes than he gets comments
last pokemon vs last pokemon critical hit
photoshop an image Get a +1
Drop soap in shower catch with foot
checks toilet no shit stains
Dvr'd the game recording ended right after the buzzer.
mom and dad are fighting crapped my pants to escalate the fight
get home song ends
happy birthday troll go get drunk
I'm in hawaii all week Success
my tv doesn't work anymore and i don't know about electronics
finish fries in mcdonalds box find more in the bottom of the bag
My GF is on 16 and pregnant
got the box of crayons with the sharpener!
Bought a booster pack shiney blastoise
Hometime get in!
Got dumped by girlfriend rebound girl appears
Got dumped by girlfriend rebound girl appears
girlfriend might be pregnant she starts her period the next day
11:58 and didn't do algebra homework quickmath.com
GO TO UF BE A ZOO KEEPER
she gave me breast milk today
MY FIST YOUR ASS
neighbors aren't home blasts dubstep
*Turns on TV* Already on favorite channel
walk for 3 long films to mordor fly back
TURTLE FOR A LIFETIME WIN
successfully undoes beth's bra they were huge!
today i learned
Success
Meet lesbians  bang both
2
sexually harrassed girl with a meme she liked it
Shaved the beard counter terrorism
WAS STUCK WITH DOZENS OF UNKNOWN PEOPLE AND COULD NOT LEAVE SURVIVED
Finish pre-lab quiz  lab is next week
Phone falls No damage
I Got a job REpublicans don't hate me anymore
I put stuff on interwebs  u look at it
DELETE ALL THE ENTRIES Publish time: 2 minutes
I told the serving girl I was grEek Cypriot and got extra chips
Made a daemon web serving framework Like Apache HTTP Server
watched toy story 3 eight times in one day
I show Nevin SHapiro Where fist goes
First post on 9gag 6 likes in 5 minutes
revenge will be mine!
First post on 9gag goes trending
Post happy birthdaY on someones wall they like yours the best
TRY ORDER FOOT AT THAI PLACE GET EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANTED
Mission: Get stuck in something and cry. Operation Ruin anna's day
Getting tested for STD's results are negaive
chat up the peets barista free coffee
Started Superpac now untraceable
aLPHA LEFT
Make mother based M4 mag gag Mick pisses pants
JOIN 25 MAN RAID AND DO 8k DPS AQUIRE TIER 12
fuse recon mission A success
post longcats crash topic
awesomeness achieved
go to kairosoft in app store. buy games. beat em all
found script on google saved the day
Went on duty walk No problems
No toilet paper on the roll ghost wipe
Peat moss Shiney Shiney Peat moss
Eats donuts  Loses weight
Eats Donuts Loses Weight
get high convince parent you're not
Have a norwegian flag on your facebook profile picture That'l do!
Survive conversation with parents while high without laughing
god dammit i was Almost 94 magic
fart in public area with lots of people around no one notices
Did tax returns $1337 net profit
VERIFYING domain ownership
hot girl want my sandwich why should i
Your goal is to GO HOME and play!
Applied smartPhone Screen protector No bubbles or dust and aligned perfectly
My mom's posting bikini pics again! i've got to stop this madness!
That show called life with boys is worse than 9/11
loses job takes company severance
Didn't watch a single World Cup Game
Attends school after world cup finals doesn't sleep in class
speed reads fifty shades of grey trilogy in two hours
Still partying  when other people are driving to work
here because mom  didn't listen to her friends
Friday
Goes to U of L Still gets job at ILM
Perfect guy  And he wants the same thing
cleveland
go to the squat rack in the gym last person was weaker than me
I drove all day in houston
Internet crashed... Long ass flash rpG Fully loaded!
peed without farting
3
Knight liked my comment
Trainer gray happy birthday!
Chpimp Is comin to town
napped after sex  she's gone
NON TI DIR&#211; MAI COME HO FATTO
Mess with Tom Ravana? You've got to get through me first!
stepped on a ant saved mankind
Put my gun against his head pulled my trigger - now he's dead!
took date to Classic Car collection gets a second date
That awesome moment when you know Tommorow you'll meet your friends 🙆
finally past prolouge on assasins creed 3
got knocked out with a coma for 6 months now i'm back
I just pooped And I didn't even wipe
Chilrden blow
mom's insurance no longer covers birth control will no longer be an only child in 9 months
Libet says 'category is rednecks'! Waco Diesel yells 'yee Haw'!
Uses Google To pass Spanish class
One success fixes all failures
Important consultation with a client Held a fart for over an hour
forgot to wash hair nobody noticed
SHe called me sweetie
karl int amilt recodred bimnihrek !
police car pulls up behind with lights flashing goes around and busts someone else
Forgotten about assignment submission deadline Deadline extended
drunk water found in a ruin din't die
home from work pizza
Put on pants During summer break
Has mono  Still gets laid
Deck lights wouldn't work Figured it out
Sees red shell alert Hit the guy in second place
hotel accidentally gave my reserved room for one away got upgraded to five star suite for free
Spent the whole day outside Didn't get sunburned
ask me who  my celebrity crush is
made it on time
Going ti Ikea this weekend Left wallet at home
yes You fixed it!
discrete mathematics passed
uses fury swipes in pokemon hits 5 times
That moment when your crush Actually starts following you! 😂
on annual leave come back office for meeting
shared a shakaama youtube video made his video go viral
tested myself on types
worked out Didn't injure myself
TELLS MOM THAT I DRANK 11 COFFEES TODAY AND SHE IS TOTALLY OKAY WITH IT
i broke my mom's phone in a week new record
successfully ate my first cookie a whole fourth of it
suarez bite me
It does not hurt my boobs running without a bra
Thought  of funny meme on drive home remembered it when i got there
Hide and seek Finds everyone in 30 seconds
looks in the knothole in boo radley's tree finds $100
now i can be at two places a time
Had a Bad Picture Still Majestic as hell
i get seconds!
Delivered mouse to Reg Office Was not asked to troubleshoot other issues.
I said mid or feed i went mid!
Moved to the cloud created new revenue streams
Didn't you know not to bother Cassie when she's tending bar or making a bra!
Got 72 pack of fruit snacks! Triumph!
Played clash of clans barbarians didnt attack walls
Accidentily Hits a deer  With mom and dad car
ACCIDENTALLY hits a deer with mom and dads car
Ez az kilőttem rolit 1.6-ban
No victory for Heat fans! yesss
posts a linkt to his me me on a popularvideo gets more popular than the video
You Sir  Win the Internet
France vs Honduras
Stayed awake to watch Ivory Coast vs Japan And there was no Chiles or Townsend
yes i got 1k kill
Take that
Says something dumb Everyone laughs!
Got to work early Got snacks
OBAMA RELEASES TERRORISTS
Turned on the TV Animaniacs was on!
Woke boyfriend up with head he cooked me breakfast afterwards
Sneezed 5 times Didn't pee
actualy taking a dump
HAPPINESS IS WHEN YOU PRAY HARD AND YOUR FRIEND SAYS....... 'YEAAAHHH...DONE..INFOSYS'
I ate a cookie and yes i did get fatter!
yes! new masturbation fodder for the win.
saw mom in the kitchen i said relax mom i'll do that
i fart they stay away
learns to walk makes people carry him anyway
moonn dat all
she said it's over i said thanks i'm free
Sells everyone for 20+ million Wont dare to buy a player over 5
got spanked in school by the sexy principal
annoying fly in the room cat eats it
that moment when you try to cheat at a card game and it works!!
I played the warello network and I liked it!
Gets dying thessal triple bag
'Kern County is meeting challenges of today
come closer almost
i did not be nice for christmas i got over 9
i did not be nice for christmas i got over 9
I want Chocolate
got a mention at #fcee14
meowed to cat she meowed back
done & done
said 'hi' to girl way out of my league got laid
forgot to get to work YES
tested code commited 10 days ago without testing no errors
If I cant have you nobody can!
finds bursary does masters degree
battle with dell get replacement monitor
real friends don't rely on facebook to know when your birthday is!
went outside to get lunch didn't get crushed to death by suv
looked at hagelslag survived
is an adventurer DOESN'T TAKE AN ARROW TO THE KNEE
'NEW CHALLENGER!!!' BABY GUILE!
ZERG razed THE main BASE! HAS CONSTRUCTED ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
GANGED UP BY BULLIES
ACCIDENTALLY PAUSES STREET FIGHTER 2 SNES 'UH UH HU baHAHA!'
almost got rushed remembered to construct additional pylons!
additional pylons!
hugs hot girl
able to transport a single random object from the future playstation 17 preloaded with 600 games
cannot look at this pic without hearing metal gear victory thee Du DU Dun DU DUN! DU DU DUN!
CANNOT LOOK AT THIS PIC WITHOUT HEARING METAL GEAR SOLID VICTORY THEME! TUN DU DU DU DUN! DUN DUN DUUN! AWESOME JOB SNAKE!
sneezes with a cold doesn't spray gross phlegm and mucus everywhere
the next season of knb will be announced
first post on reddit gets on front page
MOM DRESSED YOU UP AS A GIRL FOR COSTUME PARTY WON 'MOST FABULOUS COSTUME' AWARD
Girl sucking lolipop my lolipop!
BOOM HEADSHOT
went to an apple store got a pc
GOOD WORK SNAKE! Dun du du dun dun! Dun Dun DUUUN!
Uses restroom at work is the first one today
Reads entire email only responds to first question
YOU WILL ATTEND UNITY AT FUZE BOX TONIGHT
INi xpresi loe saat berhasil buat meme pertama kali
my client loves his campaign feeling Awesome
fui dar minha aula todos os alunos desagrad&#225;veis faltaram
beat mega man x without the armors
gREAT DEPRESSION ARRIVE work as a psYchologist succeed!
You are extremely talented at sneaking kid
Plays dark souls 2 beats in 2 minutes
the moment that you realize tomorrow is payday
j&#248;ne tror han er kurvemaskin kj&#248;rer rett i toere
WENT PAINTBALLING DIDN'T GET BANNED
When Fayds.... throw in a lil extra soap  on the table
Sent Text to hot girl She replies
At last i can hardly wait to become international bhaiya !!!
1% chance to land Crit in Skyrim Lands it anyway
left the apartment
vote for the first time Party gets full majority
we get it! it's a cute song from a cartoon! 'let it go' already! don't you got a cold lake to jump into
Drinking beer and went crazy for the first time
addressed my crush as 'MOOn' she addressed me back as 'sun and stars'
friday
pathologic finding IN Frontotemporal lobar degeneration? frontal and temporal lobe degeneration
Friend says to see ugliness look in mirror I tell him i see him in the corner
Made you laugh with pop in your mouth And it came out your nose
Throws nut cracker away Says she'll use her butt cheeks!
Given a job Did the needful
just put on a screen protector no dust or air bubbles!!!
Goes to dentist doesn't say i need to floss more
went on a 10 day cleanse diet lost 15lbs!!
Battery died today in my car bought expensive battery with 5 year warranty last time. This ones free
Went to year 7 homework club at lunch actually did homework
You: 26 Death: 0 Congrats and happy Birthday!!!
Suggests Noodles for lunch gets noodles for lunch
somone answered
4 months since ex broke up with me cleaned my room
Boss asks to borrow computer don't have reddit up
Got a dishrack Cleaned the dishes
Names himself tooo reel gets hit by his own scooter
So if eshan is young for his age Im not alive yet
Ask my boss for a raise... he tells me to lease a new car and he'll pay the invoices.
called in sick today but not to sick to go fishing
Worked when i cleared my cache
Defeated creator maxwell directly going to quest  in cordelica
Work like a democrat party like a republican
#1 IN MUSIC CATEGORY
TEST FAILS problem is in the test spec
Pharmacy said 20 minutes for my prescriptions they were ready in 8
Achieved my aim
I got a lot of compliments for the look and size of  my Changhong
gets promised candy in white van doesent get raped
skype with crush yesterday still write me today
That feeling when you beat the crap out of you clan leader in pvp
Bought donuts for the rig crew didn't eat any myself
found the 20% capitalized at zirtual
made spaghetti with tomato sauce remembered to put off white tshirt before eating
Create Instagram Get more followers than your best friend
My child scratched a car got A private liability ONE WEEK AGO
drops quarter finds dollar
2 years anniversary remembered it
gRADUATING FROM yes PREP  bUT STAYING cONNECTED TO THE FAMILY!
I Cracked it Like a boss!
Found silverware drawer at friends new house On the 1st guess
Woke up at 6 a.m. thinking it was Monday and that I had to go to work... then I checked my phone and figured it was Sunday!!
Burnt toast school sets on fire
Lets fuck them  Exams up.
I Passed  Sociology
Feel crappy Get cheered up by friends
Goes to relentless 2014 Gets a free t shirt
had sex for first time didn't ejaculate  IMMEDIATELY
Drank 5 cups of Hunch Punch No Hangover
Finds the problem before anyone else Ni Hao Li hai
chuck in a firefly reference people get it
1 AM Got Gem
Living on a prayer
bruins game
teammate dies in zombies next zombie drops zombie blood
iT'S WINTER
2100 dead in afghanistan usa had nothing to do with it
Left dog in kennel 9 hours
been depressed for years and apathetic Got job interview and college lined up for summer
had nothing to do wrote lolPix.org
The first time I had sex
showed wife new jeep she said 'ok'
runs 4 ADOBE programs SIMULTANEOUSLY COMPUTER DOESN'T crash
Got a 60 out of 100 on my latin test Professor enters it as a 60 out of 10
Two interviews No faults
WIFE SAID SHES up for that  REENLISTMENT ....yes!!!
my teammeat is capturing the flag! i should cover him said no gamer ever !
Sick party CANCELLED  DOESN'T matter
Quack! it made me pee my pants. Twice!
Best part of a new month.. not poc anymore
Energy crash? Only had one energy drink
when your phone has 1% and you reach your charger
watching Elmo  do all the challenges
Sees amazing spiderman 2 spends night in dane dehaan tag on tumblr
AD BUFFERS SAYS 'SKIP AD'
did an interview didn't make really stupid racist comments
present value formula memorized
Hop on board now Or get lost in my success dust
kill me once shame on you kill me twice Ill make killing you my personal mission
bien ct
Got my acceptance letter for google i/o 2014
goes planespotting sees a 747
DID U JUST CALL ME A BABY
Accidentally saw my own reflection  Didn't cringe in disgust
Fuck Yes
Got my first bloody nose  Am I still a warrior fr
Posted on 4chan didn't get called a fag
LOW BALLED THE CHECK TOTAL MADAM ACCEPTS IT WITHOUT ARGUMENT
Gets banned from forums didn't even log in... lol
Yes No!
skips class professor doESN'T SHOW UP
went art club came out alive
Congratulations! You rock!
Amanda calls lame most amazing person to live
Put my cat somewhere he stayed there
Felt a liquid come out of my vag wasn't period
Too much road noise from tires Install louder speakers
WRITES NGINX CONFIG NGINX -T PASSES FIRST TIME
writes nginx config syntax check passes first time
putting Easter eggs all over the house... while drunk
Ran a report Got sung a song in an email
Just born To rich family
That moment when Auntie Amy's phone actually rings She's excited we won't need to send over Jodi or Troy
Pigged out But looked cUte and got away with it
Fell over Felt more random than this meme
Delegated all my work played golf on friday
&#220;tle oma naisele alati
doing my achievements SUCCEEDS!
Starts ACR Finishes on time
she called! boo yah
YES!
Talk to me In MAY!
down by three runs here comes the angels' bullpen
told to get work done by friday finished on thursday
expect to be inspired
builds memes at work  Get paid while doing it
Got a milkshake promptly spilled it
A woman commented on how in shape i am it wasn't my mom or sisters
Late to work get a flat tire
took the  chance got the job
Drove five hours to maine Didn't get a cracked windshield or blown struts
Damn You Frima!
pUT OFF FIREWALL UPGRADE avoided heartbleed bug
FIRST TRY ON THE ALPHABET ON TIME IPHONE GAME Beats all my friends
wanted more people to visit 'Legitinformtion.com' created a meme of it
I JUST USED HOUMANS HACKS
told not to eat sweets uses taste stimulator
finals done time to clear some memory
Wings So Good You'll wanna slap ya Momma!
Hall 2 logic Retains GC  BY hiding it
5th place out of 5 Success
7 MFR's to Commander all signed without changes
Finds security flaw with xbox one becomes microsoft researcher
have only ever had back breaking labor for work
Signs into planetside 2 at work full resources after work
OVERCLOCKS COMPUTER USES PC TO HEAT ROOM IN WINTER
Friend gave me their hbo go login
Stop lying Check again
Borrowed from dad's secret stash returned without getting caught
Cum'd & shit.. No Stains!
got in and out of the store greeter never talked to me
Miss Valen You'll Totes Be My teacher When I'm 14!
I got my license  yesssss
2 sexy 2 say trash chomper next week
All in the poo
One MORE ITERATION KEITH AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
made a big decision nothing bad happened
I would like to take time to thank your mom. 1) She bought Pizza Bagels 2) For making a daughter with such a sweet ass!!
Forgets about autism awarenessday Works at best buy
Posted pics of Mustang Got more likes than original post
Survived for 342 days bear grylls gets owned
You're awesome Like a rainy thursday nap!
Got a raise. offset my new healthcare premium.
ctrl-f9 0 errors
BACK IN THE OFFICE AFTER ALMOST A WEEK AWAY NO VOICEMAIL MESSAGES
Bad Egg 3 Hours of vomiting later
Catches a truss throw Now on everyones pick list
Real Love can recombine DNA
goes to capitol records gets let right in
goes up to the front desk at capitol records and gives name gets let in
we are the forsaken legacy let us fight against darkness and honour our gods
learn nothing for exam and.. results a
we survived jc  day 1!! Go team!!
Reroll in ARAM Get Lux
Wienerbr&#248;d i kantina Tok ingen
Told my mom to buy me some snacks My grandfather started to like them too so she buy's more!
WEnt to copy room no line
TYPES 14 CHARACTER USERNAME AND 25 CHARACTER PASSWORD logs in at first go
thought i had diarrhea was just a fart
Yes!!  I made him believe it.
AWESOME!!!
Siguele imbecil!! Haver si no te pongo un madrazo
Geoff White   C4 reporter
enter brock's gym with lv 6 pidgey
NAILED IT
When you mix up the perfect  anount of base coat
Yes!!! we saved a marriage thank you e-cigarettes
Checking this works
yaah...
Talk Shit? get hit!
made a presentation nobody slept
It's Your Birthday...  Take the day off from punching throats.
broken pc hasnt shut down in 2 weeks
RAN TO CLASS GOT THERE BEFORE THE TEACHER
DEPLOYMENT COMPLETE
had to stay alone with my boss for 30 minutes was able to keep a conversation for the whole time
has small boobs bf says: bigger than the hand it's wasting!
Write a .NET CMS BECOME TOP RATED ON CODEPLEX
MOT PASS
lost password had 0 karma
Success Kid
didnt start project due at midnight Yorks servers crash
Walks into class teacher forgets about test
asked facebook community to post funny memes they were awesome
counted to ten by tens
yES! JUST HAD A PARMO AT THE REGENCY SUITE!
Promised my wife 'best sex ever' for her birthday. Afterwards
asked the facebook community to post funny memes best ever seen
Confused Bill Cosby
Amelie Looks like me
watched a video on youtube no ads
I DID ALL MY HOMEWORK AND I PARTICIPATED IN CLASS THE TEACHER IS HAPPY AND i passed
showed boss the cable tester I'm planning to buy he was so impressed he's buying five of them; one is for me
forgets to start pitcher in fantasy league guy gets shelled
yess.. besok sekolah  pelajaran olahraga
drove home from work with the sun still up and the windows down
Don't worry baby everything is gonna be alright
Little mouth 'nuff said
atulah rasanya ranginang mampos lo......!
Broke the law didn't get caught
ate gluten last week finally took a normal shit
I live in america i can grow up and shoot a lot of people
beats up 4 year olds Chuck norris's son
Chopped a whole onion no tears
DEV ASKED to TEST RAN Automation
ready to eat spreadable bacon in a jar? Yesssss!
Mom oversleeps by 40 minutes Kids still get to school on time
sang out of tune nobody stood up and walked out on me
Dr olson done with spring 2014 syllabus
complains about his job to boss gets a promotion!
Hour walk to the nearest bank Make it home before the FedEx guy
gave something up for lent still going on day two
had the last word
paid more than expected still got a consumer surplus
rips up invoice spends money on drinks instead
First day in months No parka required to go outside
USed social media to get something done? Nice!
Guilt tripped Thea New internet friend
washed chapstick in washing machine still intact
Installed Windows Server Didn't Forget the Password
i looked both ways before crossing the street this time
Pooped his pants. Gives his parents work.
Dyed hair for first time Turns out great
Dogecoin? TO THE MOON!
Walks into chns1201 TUTORIAL aLL ASIAN GIRLS
8
Hot girl at Starbucks Knows my name and drink
Lunch Tomorrow? Im so down!!!
movie in 'a' section says r. do they know anything about the english alphabet??
took keys out of keyboard to clean it put them back right on the first try
Turns on radio bohemian rhapsody playing
When life gives you lemons sell them out in the market
cross threaded bolt Still tight
loses wallet gets returned with more money
100
graduates (Sort of)
מספיק לעשות חרבון בוקר
M3M3 M3M3
Stepped on  digital weighing scale 199.5
Played gadgetzan auctioneer got the best deals anywhere
Cut My foreskin off? I dare you!
catches zapdos in anarchy
Discount? Spell it for me That's right! There' is no F in discount
Kenvin bro sure success Jennifer soon belong to u
Wake up in the morning Its not monday
Persona 4 get critical on all enemies Your reaction
teespring.com/qcbikefest go now!
I'm Irish  So fight me
Surrounded by kids younger than me  waiter didnt give me kids menu
farted as hard as i could didn't shit myself
Recently quit smoking. WENT GROCERY SHOPPING dident buy cigarettes
Finally your turn to graduate  Start getting close to your super hot teacher
gf on period mouth still works
thanks  with a smiley face
Binged on Taco Bell just before bed woke up at 2am
Put stuff in locker Still there end of day
New Bitchfist? Fuck yeah!
Had a really great date with a dude a year later
memes are destroying america
enters server kills canyoudigit by spawning
customer leaves pen matches my glasses
BOB IT HAZ BEEN DONE
SPAM FA BECOME POPUFUR
Gets bad superbowl box numbers safety.
THIS IS AWESOME!!!!!
Finished Bioshock infinite understood the whole story without googling it
DAVE DONE
SAP GO Live Let's START
Has constipation went without medicine
clicked on a front page posters profile has gone wild
potty training Shit on everything but in toilet. NAIED IT
team usa hockey wins Enuff said
starts singing... turns on the radio and its the same song
I dont have a valentine on valentines day doesnt spend money
i said her 'roses are red
i've been left alone with a pedophile babysitter he decides to restrain himself until my parents are back
Gets pulled over Doesn't get ticket
posts meme that has already been used gets on home page
Kelsey hamil Liked my comment Success
watched house of wax finally saw someone who said lets stick togther
Doesn't get titanfall beta code Servers are down
Lost at tug-o-war Now girls talk to me
No girlfriend on Valentine's day More money for new gear
programmed something in a new language fixed obscure bug that couldnt be solved by google
Made some stupid personalised memes She likes them
submited my 1st post on IMGUR nobody pointed out my typo
only 1 way to eat a sandwich i stuck that sandwich in my mouth and ate it
ELEMENTAL ... DON'T EMAIL MY REPS!
read annoying activist valentine meme Does not describe socialist politics at all
I'm gonna fly you out on knuckle airlines fist class
Signed the ERA petition Scored a point for equality
No Girlfriend More money for bike parts!
Woke up in bed With phone
Taran'zhu down There is always elegon
dropped a soda on the ground didn't explode
Sul saab aku t&#252;hjaks varsti saangi rahus elada
gets maths homework asian kid does it
gets 5 on physics exam still a pass
Pee Stream Split in Two Both go into toilet
turn on olympic skiing crash within 30 seconds
bought macro instead of micro textbook
gets drafted to the hawks after jackson ellis wins rookie of the year
was airport standby released by briefing !
make it to the phone charger 1 second before it dies
adtam genagynak ket csokit plusz 130 Ft gyerek
10pm didn't feel like jogging but went anyway saw two hot girls passing by.. best night run of the week
playing D&D Killed the dragon
applied in a house with 7  hotties got the room
Got a 100% On a research paper
opens google no gay doodle
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pressured cisco into 60% discount rate to get our business back no longer have to deal with wretched force10 switches
need to wait for 100$ to cashout  No More !
After a 14-month songwriting block wrote a song
single on valentines day more money for books
gets a gold metal  ...in flappy bird
winter storm nika no work today
friends raising kids... i raise pokemon.
Goes to community college during 9th grade
doesnt use steroids still bigger than the guy who does
Ce ai facut?
ENDLICH: ELBKIND HOLT         THE BIG BALMY ZUR&#220;CK! 10.02.
Wrote a paper  got a thumbs up from McKinnon
Best.Template.ever
Asked a girl out She said yes
Too sick to go to class Class gets canceled
DID A GooGLE SEARCH ON an MDT issue top RESULT was an article by Johan arwidmark
Tay's Birthday ...Party Time
locked eyes with medusa Was already stoned
Started wrong clip It was the clip she meant to give me
posted the wrong thing got 14
Uses surf without a repel Gets a shiny Goldeen
Talks to girl about friendzoning gets girl's number
i finally found that one-eyed monster it was in my pants
Wasn't allowed to listen to metallica caused mayhem
Didn't study for my test school CANCELED due to extreme cold
Broncos or seahawks coke cola
takes shit clean wipe
made a google plus post was indexed immediately
made a google plus profile now on the 2nd largest social platform in the world
Bla bla bla ! bla bla bla !
left work today Didn't want to cut myself at the wrists
Run Network that has wireless links. Area is hit by cyclone not one link went down
Made Kate Blush YES!
Tink Camp YOU BETTER DO IT!
turns on t.v. favorite movie/t.v. show plays at beginning
kicked enemy away with lee No one saw it!
Makes a fan-made game better than the orginal
Applied for lead tour promotor got the job
Success kid believes in you Matt
reservations for dinner at be our guest scored
moves into a new house and neighbors have unsecured wifi free wifi forever!
study for trimborn's test get a 85%
person called with computer problem told them to reboot
JUST REMINDED FRIENDS ARSENAL ARE STILL TOP OF THE LEAGUE
volunteers personal computer for class use cleared browsing history night before
Went off a 2ft. Drop today World cup
Just Bought Menudo at Food City Yessssss!
bieber! dui dui dead man walking
Get the courage to drop my cheating longterm girlfriend  got a head from her bestfriend the same week
four hops this time nailed it
'four hops this time' nailed it
12 a desenho pimmmba!!
Registers online for etamax '14  avoids long queues after college
REMEMBERED TO TURN PHONE VOLUMe down webex chime didn't blow out my eardrums
Justins gonna drop the soap he gonna be ass raped
listed something for sale on craiglist item sold and I wasn't scammed by nigerians
Didn't bring lunch free pizza at work
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My girlfriends reaction to my morning wood breakfast in bed
In the car looking next to me and guy is rocking out to my favrote song  wreaking ball
Goes on 11 month dry spell switches to axe body wash gets laid 3 times in 2 nights
NIE PUSZCZE WAS DO DOMU Bo JAK SPADNIE WAM NA G?OWĘ CIĘŻAR TO P&#211;JDĘ DO WIĘZIENIA
I got the start of her period day right! She got it wrong ... i'm a winner
held the elevator for someone this morning it was a nun
Just Became a  Legacy Partner
re-design form User responds in a positive way
Orders dominos 8 piece boneless chicken gets 9
Just streetpassed someone new puzzle piece
krapernick has left the building
missed a test still got an a
MINES DOGECOIN in 2013 RETIRES in 2014
finally  free
asked her to be my girlfriend she said yes!
7 Months ago: 25lbs overweight today: mistaken for weight training staff at the gym
Someone becomes vegetarian  more steak for me
Yessss !!!! Poison spreaded successfully
#goddamit
trend broke agressıvely touched my take profıt before goıng down
Stayed up all night making a lifesize cardboard jordy nelson now i have two friends!
Used amazon free shipping Package still got here in two days
Demon souls
J&#225; Percebeu!!!
Sees a stupid meme Blitzes it
walked into mordor simplest thing i've done
Cognac is healthy! YES!
Married girl tells me she wants to straddle & twerk on me cuz I look like robin thicke Husband was behind her. leaves with hotter sister
Got an email about an audition... i got the part!
100 likes ke khushi me  apan biryani khare
Have had raging diarrhea for the past 24 hours & just risked a fart didn't shit myself.
I'm Holding... A really small Pasty
Thinking that Marie is Closing Manager And realizing  it's actually Christina
traffic report app warned me about congestion went to work early
Sick for 4 days after holidays back down to pre holiday weight
sometimes you have to accept people for who they are And sometimes
forgot to turn off sediment bowl tractor didnt flood
CONSTANTLY gets food on nice shirts It always blends in
January Tax Return done Boom!
Earphones on the floor all night Cat didn't eat them
that feeling when you just made it to the elevator in anteacar
Decided I want to be a student leader joined Leaders of Tomorrow
'XUXA' SONG finally removed from youtube never Seen iT
Girlfriend took me to a concert was a rolling stones concert
BACK FROM LUNCH NO MISSED CALLS OR UNREAD  E-MAILS
Had a good day It's a Monday.
CAME BACK FROM LUNCH NO MISSED CALLS OR UNREAD E-MAILS
couldn't decide on taco ingredients got them all
Cancer?? I'm kicking it's butt!!
Waited 4 Months for my au pair girlfriend sexy santa
BEING WITH THE PERFECT WOMAN  3 MONTHS AND COUNTING
Found The Website! Feel Like Albert Einstein
I'm taking care of my procrastination issues just you wait and see
I'm taking care of my procrastination issues just you wait and see
took first bikram yoga class didn't pass out
I dont always make memes but when I do
DIDN'T SYNC FOR A MONTH AUTORESOLVED WITH ZERO CONFLICTS
wrote an article got a recommendation
WENT TO 'MOST POPULAR' TAB FOR THE WEEK NOT A GODDAMNED 'GRUMPY CAT' IN SIGHT FOR ONCE!
Put cylinder head on flow bench  didnt bend a valve
My fiance has a job
Hasn't launched still popular
-47 Degrees Windchill No one at the grocery store
TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE SIMPLY WALKED INTO MORDOR LIKE A BOSS
Boyfriend is with Friends Keeps texting me
2 Appointments on Jermyn Only took 3 calls
fixed the problem with a $3 part
Takes Grade 12 Course Whilst in grade 11 get to go to both grade 11 and grade 12 assemblies
she favorited my tweet  scored
made a mistake on a newman quiz but showed work and still got a 4 (mastery)
makes a meme So good he assumed it was standard.
Tells girl to love him Is loved
Tells girl to love him Is loved
SPENT TIME IN BARRYS COMPANY YESTERDAY FEEL A WHOLE LOT SEXIER TODAY
Have to write date writes 2014 first time correctly
'now you will each read a verse from the chapter' jesus wept
arrives 30 minutes late to doom metal concert misses only the first song
She liked a pic of my car She wants the d
kicked off volleyball team because they wanted a league championship put together my own Team: league CHAMPIONs
GrAbs hot girl's butt Gets away with it
it's saturday... and there's a buy 2 free 2 promotion at TSI
Said 'Yes' to gf who said 'Have I been gaining weight?' She said 'good. I needed to hear my bf say that for motivation. I'll start my diet tomorrow'
Found the Secret dev room in Saints Row IV By myself
Not been able to do groceries for a week Still found nice
My face when some wants my rares for nothing
Double ALS wheelchair trip dispatcher goes on cardiac arrest
Meet someone at a rave also into cars
16 years old and people take their driving license only one years old and i'm the driving instructor
First time typing the   date this year Typed 2014
Didnt win any championships at winter brawl At least i didnt get frauded in dive kick
took leak peed farther than dad!
Want piece of me? Just know
GOES TO INCENTIA PICKS UP A HOT CHICK
WIFE SAYS I NEED TO DRINK MORE WATER Add more ice to soda glass
job counselor say I will be boxer with dynamite right hook
You want to bang my mom? Must go through me first!
Granny's on St. Stephens day? I'm sick!
awas lo  guwe tinju lo
Christmas time Lose weight
good news i start second shift monday
Only one in the office and about to leave early after one more email boss makes surprise visit...'proud to see you still here'
TEACHER ASKED WHAT'S 'CHENGDU' PLAYED DYNASTY WARRIORS AND WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO KNEW
CARTOON INTRO AS RINGTONE RINGING DURING THE CLASS TEACHER: 'HEY
TUrned in Thesis STill Vacation Left
'please correct me if i say something wrong' 'you speak much better English than most Americans'
MOVE BIACH GET OUT MA WAY MY TEAM CANT STAND IN MY WAY
No dute Nu ma innebunii
SAD THING HAPPENED SAD THING STOPPED HAPPENING
i have a broken leg i won a olimpyc hurdles
gets mystery gift Legendary skin
Plays ranked wins
Someone kills you on gta kill him 4
Made it through airport security Without getting yelled at
Wrote wife angst ridden letter about our relationship GOT LAID!
told wife that today was my reddit cakeday got laid
Puts In SD Card Right Way First Time
5 finger discount at Walmart Didn't set theft detector off
Didn't receive one gift for christmas got to front page on imgur with random post
PLAYed risk on Xmas eve DOMINated the world
Homophobic troll assumes i'm a guy entire server starts hitting on him
How i am when my fasttech order shows up
end of the world according to the mayans:       12-21-2012 12-21-2013: still alive
listened to an album didn't have to stop it half-way through
read comment section of a pink floyd video didn't find any comments about drug use
Downloaded free software clicked the right download link
First LIVE MPOS APP TX APPROVED!
clicked close now program shut down first try
registers for imgur Username accepted on first try
bravo peteinarh pali malakia eipes
Survived First Semester of nursing school with a solid gpa
BEATS ARROGANT DRIVER TO DEATH WITH A WHEELBRACE GETS PUBLIC SERVICE AWARD FROM POLICE CHIEF
yesss
Changes job still keeps old jobs friends
bravo georgiadh pali malakia eipes
sent a picture of myself she said i looked like nic cage
snagged a job at facebook got paid to snoop inside my friends profiles
got two speeding tickets and got fined for driving without a license went to renew my car's license and only have to pay for registration fees
made awesome speech looked at filip the whole time
Had to turn up a TATA Circuit Beat Sleppy's over/under
Buys beer store only charges for half of them!
Boss sends email about open tickets none are assigned to me
Dog ate poison Married veterinarian Fifteen years ago
threated to get fired if miss work didnt show up and still kept job
Finally got copy of runequest colllector's edition playscape gave me mrqii vikings as a gift
Wanted an awesome job... found out its Ra application season
got a raise now makes more than dad
Call to set up a sampling They place an order for 30 people
Got my iphone back from apple doesn't have ios 7 on it!
finally ordered your christmas present it might even get here on time!
Sunday 22:30 Put on some clothes
just born dad has a race car
Builds saturn v rocket Goes to the moon
SUCCESS!!!!! I BLEW UP THE WORLD AGAIN!
X factor Final? You mean it's nearly over?
TOP TEXT BOTTOM TEXT
fell asleep without having to convince myself that i shouldn't commit suicide
Pentakill  bitches
listened to pandora until it asked if the room was empty  didn't skip a single song
Went ot the Walk-in Cooler to get something Didn't forget what I needed
Got into hearthstone beta after finals week
Finished my call right before i.t. forced reboot
put on last year's winter pants No muffin top
A+ on another map quiz eidetic memory wins again!
Yes! I FOUND THE TOILET!
words with friends on toilet get paid
Gave 3 pull files and 2 apps for reload testing all passed
Yes my blog post was shared! take that self-doubt!
Tells cute girl good morning 11:59AM
take responsibility for my own learning excel in college
Edge of wrapping paper percectly in line with pattern
chose meme site over okcupid.com thinks of adding it to his favorites list
Xmas possibly cancelled by Crappy deploy gets moved to Jan 8th
Attending the Family Christmas party Get to hear the Madrigals
cute girl messages me tells me we had sex years ago and i dont remember
Yisss I beat Josh
Spent one night at Tel Aviv beach Did not get robbed
Attended Mcn 2013 Museum Nerd Status Confirmed
asked him out to the movies. he said yes
skipped the movie
the second coming turned out to be of nelson mandela
i have discovered meme generator
found a shiny didnt kill it
the face i make  when liam goes away
MADE DENTAL POLYMER sMELLS FRUITY
Starts crying in class Crush comes over to calm him down
Carried by team and wins 'easy noobs'
You say i can't possibly get that for christmas.. i become christmas
Do a load of laundry all the socks match up
lAUGHED AT MY JOKE CLEARLY WANTS THE D.
HIT DEER WITH CAR NOT EVEN A SCRATCH
fire marshal report came in only 2 pages long
Secretly wants to be a striker while playing soccer coach asks to train as a striker a week later
Has musket with bayonet on the end EXTRA STAB REACH
nan dies instant pleasure!
provides meaningful INTERPRETATIONS to ceo gets put in charge of data analytics
Thank you for listening any questions?
Missed Flight Plane Crash on missed flight
Built a website  and it didn't crash
asked cute girl's phone number with onion breath still said yes
Dumped a girl was on the phone
eats at school cAFETIRIA NO FOOD POISONING
sex with two roomates consider it a three way
YES ITS A 1 KD sAYS HARRY BORSTLAP
Finish UTAS exams   RESULTS BETTER THAN EXPECTED
went out with friends last night as d.d. got everyone home safe
why does stefans snomphones not working? hijacked neighbours wireless
Engineering prof gives exam that is way too hard dean of department forced him to give a 70% curve.
playing call of duty 2 killstreak 30-0
Reads math on wiki understands it
Finds r/socialskills Is not not alone in this cruel world
It is the first post of all meme Hope we'll rock the world
SHE LOST HER TOP GOT THIRSTY
got a job in october don't have a graveyard shift on black firday
Stay strong  and beat bullying together
made my first meme 66.6% upvotes
Kid tries to slap me Block it and slip him
Hits finisher on cena Doesn't kick out at 2
chris' da man
cant see weeping angle due to low lights Angel consumed by vashta nerada
Learned to drive a forklift today!
I needed the class to quiet down the class actually got quiet
ordered hungry's at 11:05
REFACTORED SOME CODE... Build didn't break!
i made facebook think i was born in 1900 aaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww yeaahhhhhhhhhh
SWIPES ID TO ENTER CAMPUS AT 3 AM DOESN'T LOOK DRUNK TO SECURITY
Got super drunk didn't shit off a tall building or tackle a tree
Smart american
quit my day job to stick it to the man Accidentally made a living with my art
Breakfast @ 5 am WINNING
Sat next to hot girl on bus playing candy crush beat the level she was stuck on before her stop
COMPLIMENTED EUGENE ON HIS BIG BICEPS GOT A SECOND SERVING OF MISO SOUP
Ask friends to fill in survey 0 respondents ask reddit ? 150 in minutes
Locked out of apartment Took less than 10 seconds to get in with a plastic card
House gets robbed hid my macbook pro in my bed before i left
Narrow lead in the division playing flanny last week of the season
studying in the states on scholarship but have no money to go home for christmas friends all pitch in back at home to make sure i get to see my family
born with severe social anxiety and thought I'd die alone after years of working on myself I have had a number of relationships and feel comfortable in most social situations
Reached last year's totals Only half way through month!
yes! u working!
Got first kiss she said i kiss better than her other boyfriends
When I Type You Into google Chrome browser Youtube.com comes up before youjizz.com
changed Props Positive result!
rampok bank nggak ketahuan mission success
meme summing up my life in 10 words or less
GF had her first time sex with me can't get enough since
ketemu uang jatuh langsung top up unipin
i live to troll
girlfriend launches browser had it set to open home page
statistical question on marketing projection got the right answer
pipo rarara
when ur about to give up remember why u started breast milk
Hgfjkk Hddbnkfg
Fail to sign EU Agreement
Got offered cocaine for $10 gram.. Turned it down!!
Asks cute girl if she is single She says yes
handy kaputt endlich ein grund ein neues zu kaufen
Install wrong VM Still working
Shaved my beard to get a fresh start for Movember Got id'd buying beer the next day
mommy i fuckin did it!
A ZABIC CIE?!
went to venice didn't get wet !
Seite night gefunden
Can't scratch my gnarlies girlfriend coming
Locked Security Door Neighbor bring his kid up for candy.
Offer... I DEMAND ONE
2 Years Old... Straighter Than Dan
Ran Pilot Data Analysis Worked on FIRST TRY
Their surprise is ruined but at least I saved mine
Wiggled some wires shit started working again
they tryed to give me gummy medicine SPIT THAT BITCH RIGHT OUT!!!
acknowledged by a white man
I just have to post an image saying God will do something and he'll do it? God can be manipulated!
have different answers from all i am sucess
USE POLYPTOTON REPEAT A ROOT WORD MORE TIMES THAN NECESSARY
I SURVIVED  THE SIMONE STORM
Hates Sandcastles but Delivers Wisdom If you’re in Vancouver you may already be familiar with the portraiture of Pamela Masik.Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Inspired by the women who have famously gone missing from Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
Hates Sandcastles but Delivers Wisdom Painter Pamela Masik may see her role as “bearing witness? to “honour? the murdered and Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6 missing women of Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
Hates Sandcastles but Delivers Wisdom Painter Pamela Masik may see her role as “bearing witness? to “honour? the murdered and Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6 missing women of Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
Hates Sandcastles but Delivers Wisdom Pamela Masik with her portrait of Julie Young
Hates Sandcastles but Delivers Wisdom Pamela Masik with her portrait of Julie Young
Hates Sandcastles but Delivers Wisdom Pamela Masik with her portrait of Julie Young
Hates Sandcastles but Delivers Wisdom Pamela Masik with her portrait of Julie Young
happiness is when greek revision class is cancelled
Hates Sandcastles but Delivers Wisdom Lost & Found Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Pamela Masik’s quest to honour the missing women AMBER TROOCK ZOE GREAVES of the Downtown Eastside
Hates Sandcastles but Delivers Wisdom Pamela Masik began painting portraits of the many women missing from the Downtown Eastside five years ago in a plight to draw attention to the tragic cases. Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  She has painted 69. ZOE GREAVES AMBER TROOCK
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Asked Karissa to marry me She said yes!
Two bite brownies eat two with one bite
Set a goal to write  and totally NAiled it!
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josh asks lilly out  Mission complete
WHEN YOU'RE UNFRIENDED BY A LIBERAL YOU KNOW YOU WON THE DEBATE
accidentally pokes people doesn't start poke wars
I shit today and it was solid!
Ran two miles in my Nike Free shoes Shins don't hurt
I need justice for CASEYnaticssssss Because it has 59 likes
Committed MP two minutes before the deadline EWS wasn't down
Girl refuses my date offer She gets fat and ugly
went to adoration knelt the whole time
Talks shit and starts fight backs it up and wins
used a gift card to make a purchase... returned the item and got cash back
Makes My Little Pony reference in class Teacher walks over and brohoofs me
Yes
Mom took me to the store Got a new toy
poops doesn't stink
Got through another Halloween Without getting my pumpkins smashed
YES!  Xaiver is dead!
upsr 5A
Linda Rose Thought I would do a good job on minutes. She was right.
'Dad
החיי? שלי מתחלקי? לשניי?.... דמיטרי שלו?
Use shit tons of azure services for 6 weeks get charged $18
First emails as new director All words are real
REAL MEN DON'T PLAY CHESS THEY PLAY TF2
bought eggs none broken
pourquoi a chaque fois que c'est la pub sur une chaine .... c'est la pub sur toute les chaines
It's friday let's rendezvous X.10
In'd Ottakringer Brauerei fuatgonga ohne Taxi hamkema
SYEKHERMANIA AJIIIBBBB !!!
faps in class no one sees anything
wore a shirt that charles liao also owns need to buy seven more
WALT USES A TRUNK MOUNTED MACHINEGUN TO SHOOT ALL THE NAZIS  OTHER THAN JESSE
She said 'I got a beautiful place to put your face' She was right
Started 5 page paper at 5:00 am Got an A
Finished Homework for tomorrow Success!
started wetting the bed still fits in pampers
vote for alex
Thanks! Nice work!
my team may suck  but i still beat ricky
takes wife on a date still doesn't know how to properly end a meme
I listen to music everyday no matter what mood I'm in
Protect Biodiversity Benefit all living things!
Dem AP Chem kids so ghetto dey always in da hood
ketika lagi jalan nabrak cewe yg lo suka yesssssssssssss
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Sees a pokemon card on the sidewalk Shiny Charizard
ISC Students Reaction After Studying Physics for 30 mins
Being ill at schoolweek no one brought homework
Wished for something safe and fast Got a Mini Cooper
Alexandria You Rock Now go out kick ass and take names
Decided to find my own meaning to life New grand theft auto is released
CHIEDE DELLA LIPARI INCONTRA LA MARTI
IHDER M3AYA CHI WAHDE  ANDERBE MOU BHAD LBOUNIA
Double day study hall with Ms. Gecaj
HAD TO PEE USED URINAL
Pooping in a public restroom No one heard it
I forgot i sold my cab to Baggins last night. I can buy Groceries and a Sno Cone.
Hello Good-bye
Feliz Cumple Pu&#241;eta Pasala Xvr Realg
I'm A MEME
Finally Scored 8.8/10
Went to school today voted katie harris for secretary
Plays FIFA Ultimate team Doesn't lose connection
shiwi   tu pakka maar khayegi mujhse
Kal Ogbebor Please cry for me...
Get Sick on monday Three day weekend!
Thank you for your attention
Coach is AACCA Certified Yes!
COL-270 200 points achievments  WE CAN DO IT
Finally I am 1 year more matured
nyumbangin 5jt ke fakir miskin dapat hadiah 10 jt  dijalan
CROSSED GRAPHITE INDIA SIGNAL SUCCESSFULLY
misses the train train crashes
eat you ? YESSS
YESSS NOS FUIMOS ASI ES KEVIN NOS FUIMOS AL PAIS DEL NORTE ARRE IP - C5
Bought Something on EBAY Resold it for profit
Received the 27' iMac replacement LCD screen it came with the screen cable
Zenu ne boli glava! yes!!!!!!
hoy no es un martes cualquiera  hoy juega per&#250;
Gives 100 paise to  Chandan gowda
One day I will be an OYANer and I will help rule the world
found a container of ice cream in the fridge contains ice cream
yes!!!!!!!!!!! i got ur number
PUES VENGA Y ME CALLA
Drove For The First Time In Mexico City
If anyone tells you they're not a Steeler's fan
Come back from lunch No calls on deck!
looks at schedule has Ms. Dodds for English
Duck You a goose
SOME IDIOR BUY NOKIA
GETS 'POKED' ON FACEBOOK... THINKS 'I JUST HAD SEX!'
Dhukechhe Market e  aaro dhukbe
Random Boner seen  Followed by blowjob
your moms nickname is dually  cause she has a mean powerstroke
Plays song: cant hold us other video syncs perfectly
You have offended the Transform Engine Retribution will be excessive and disproportionate
Finally Back frm the Dead!!!
AVOIDS PINT IN THE PUB FOR &#163;3.50 GETS A 4 PACK FROM TESCO FOR &#163;4
i am fontaine die in a hole
m-am besit in clasa nu pute a hoit
i feel like punch
hoy le chupe la teta a mi mami 5 veces YHEA
i dont know what i did but it was awesome
WALKS DOWN OLYMPIC AVENUE PRESERVES ANAL VIRGINITY
Tried Bird of Paradise Pose  someone else farted
Turned Epic Fail To Epic Rise
saw my ex with a new guy he's bald
spotted my ex smiling she stopped once she saw me
put a pained look upon my ex's face
Send crush a beard-picture She likes it
Success come to those who learn at oJAYo.com
ni que me mires cabron
MORANDI TI OFFRE UN CIOCCOLATINO E' FATTO DI CIOCCOLATA
Has a CAMP doubt Abhinav comes online!
faton! poustrakiii!
don't live in Syria
Thanks For Shoutouts!
Depromoted at last job because of no experience from designer to call center post  resigned and got manager post in new company
Ross A Matthew feje mikor Federico bannolta.
ies
Turned on ITV2 The mummy wasn't on
Built a baseball stadium  and nowhere to park
comenta el pais donde vives si eres colombiano al 100 por ciento
OUT B4 POS RAID
Joins imgur gets on the band wagon
teacher said class test tomorrow and forgot about it
ARGEDDION VIEWBOT STOPPED
Met An Awesome Girl Wasn't Imaginary!
I'm 3-2 Gets a Bye
microwaved something for more than a minute didn't lose power to the whole basement
Intotdeauna o sa ma lupt pentru Inima ta!
yeesss....ntagpuan na rin... ang MuSe ng GILAS....
yo me apoderare del planeta ya van a ver
Ai inteles?
She left I pooped
Background for rushil's dell life is good
i told u na i am always right
Registered online in less than 15 min Avoided total chaos at COE!
Put locks on the door. Can now shit in peace.
Caught Melbourne Taxi Didn't die in car crash
HDR FOR THE MUTHAFUCKIN WIN
Missed out pre buddy QC defect not raised in Post buddy
took game of thrones character personality quiz king joffrey
Pregens for Gencon Completed!
AFAMMOCC A KITERMUORT
Замёрз  летом на юге
created account at memegenerator.co just to do custom memes while at work
Thanks Shopzy You made my mom Busy!!!
Woohoo! You've read all the messages in your inbox.'
Used Refusal Conversion tips Got an interview
about to flake out on plans with a friend friend flake out on you first
saw a puppy got to pet the puppy
Il napoli ha vinto yeeeeeeeah
Unplugged for 15 minutes.. Produced Disk
Set up a meeting through lotus notes EVERYONE ACCEPTED!
Accidently bumped into cute girl's boob at school Good e'nuff
海? is so breezeful
Runs at boss with cutter dies instantly
I don't usually work Saturdays but when i do it's with an awesome team
What would you do if you were about to die? Donate all my shitcrap of course duh.
Diaschuhe und 2 MFEs sind klasse
Visits Callahan Farm Finds Dalton and Tyne Together
MASTER THESIS FINISHED
Vieweb 0 - 1 Deepblue team You've been mavenised !
Got wife pregnant Doesn't matter
Goes out to strip club with all my guy friends Stripper liked me and gave me her number.
Killed noobs and got 50 PP Fuck Yeah!
gf saw scumbag stacy post I made about her apologized and gave me the best bj ever
I took a dump on my mom's car I got congradulated for taking my first dump
HAD A BAD IDEA STILL WORKED OUT
Full Grown Man  still gets  eidi from father-in-law
DE 44R
tumbok muke kau !!!!
Finished Callaway's Case Studies Before 1 am
I pooped in my pants like a boss
Changed all 8 autolite glow plugs in my idi none broke!
foul people woke me up at 7am saying i missed the bus
Pushed Elevator Button Already on my floor
Goes to hot topic and gets MLP backpack plushie worker is a brony
Pulled socks out of washer didn't drop a single one
Spends all semester making a game Still passes all exams
Goes to gym gets Calf pump
Found pack of crayons perfectly intact
that first shot of the game moment  # yes
Si tienes un amigo prigado comenta su nombre
So
I was in the delivery room with Kim Kardishian  and i learned 5 new things about Kanye
Went To Get Beer... Walked Out With Chocolate Milk And Gummy Bears...
have a new horrible haircut crush is still texting me
Signed up to dating website actually met someone awesome who wants to date
Hansa said shes making a curry GET IN!
Pulls earphones from pocket no knots
Took a dump and get up nothing in the toilet
Took humongous toilet clogging dump on girlfriend’s bath Toilet unclogs itself while flushing
Got The Bowl This Time FUCKYEAH!!
Wife caught me watching porn she's upset with herself for not giving me enough sex
Forgot about something did it by accident
Leva camisola do Xavi para o teste PASSOU-O
Had to pee Used the potty
got really drunk last night Didn't hit on any of my friends
NAK KENA TUMBUK KE?
Work 12 hours Hi hunny
went widow shopping they were out of stock
Everyone loses power but me Underground power lines for the win
Gets flooded with popups on pron site downloads ad blocker
too late at work boss isn't in the office yet
going  italy
jajajaja pude y sin su ayuda
te extra&#241;o pero ya falta poco para tu regreso... voy a lograrlo !
forgot sandwich on counter boss buys lunch
roses are red violets are blue i fucked you mum while having a poo
Cumplia el 15 Le dije Feliz Cumple el 15 !!!
Draws picture of Muhammad Doesn't get blown up
Gracias por la atencion prestada  cualquier duda porfa consultar google o preguntarle a mayron
I voted for daniel in the  'best of Austin' poll this is what success   feels like
piratas yesssssss
Have an itch Can reach it
ridiculed for years for talking about NSA surveillance     snowden
Uses 3 Power Cubes to recharge farm Hacks 6 L8 Power Cubes in a row
you want a piece of me  i did not think so
28 years old not married    no children
SHEN PENTA
When i steal Rainbwozage&#180;s kill i'm like Fuck Yeah! I got a kill GG
finally PS4 can defteat XBOX
KALOKAIRI!!! YES<3
To jenter kommer bort til deg p&#229; en uteplass Vill ha trekant
pull hot chick and get her home double high five her after sex
got drunk last night didn't write sms that i regret
Got accused by a customer for 'not learning how to count
i dont always stack on people but when i do they leave
Moved child from car TO HOUSE  Didn't wake up
Lieferheld Yeah
you just wait... until I am able to put one finger up
put in a cold air intake on my honda beat a mustang
Battle game galaxy game
finds out bon jovi has a first name teaches current events
Basement GYM flooded STILL WORKED OUT AND PR'ED MY DEADLIFT
Went to a doctors APPOINTment So healthy got all my money back
PURE awesomeness
sCIENCE RAP wENT GREAT!!
Yes Ella piensa en mi
18 years old never got caught fapping
goes to mensa wants to buy a pretzel gets unexpected invited by a ex co-worker
I really don't know how to breath But i know how to eat sand
Steam summer sale Starts on my birthday
Got Rosetta stone Going to study hard for next year
made cup noodles Didn't spill hot water everywhere
Poops in toilet ready to take on the world
Got called a dork by a brunette who thinks she is blonde playing flag football
Yes..... Aku nk tamat puasa
Thought I started work @ 7:30am. Realized it wasn't until 11am.
split up with GF take her mother
i was born a winner  i was the fastest sperm
Lorsque ton pire ennemi parle a la fille que tu kiffe
goes to mcdonnald's drive through everything was in the bag
went driving didn't die
SEES SCARY PIC DOESN'T DIE AFTER 1 WEEK
went to bathroom did not puke
wearing a dress... and old spice!
Never seen that player on intel same faction
typo in password field noticed and fixed it blind
Need to lose some weight Have vacations to do it
Goes on outpost to buy a cheap unusual. Buys a 30 key unusual for 15 keys.
Fell in love a week before leaving foreign country 200 days later
fapped didnt get caught
Made eggs over easy Didn't break the yolks
Plays world hardest game beats 1st level
Lost $10 and sunglasses Found it two hours later in the same spot
Posted Numbers in Triforce Lync Made people fear my consulting skills!
kicked a juggalo in the face was long gone before the cops arrived
Has to pee on a roadtrip still wears diapers
Got spanked by mom still wears diapers
Has to pee on a roadtrip still has to wear diapers
ordered 1 piece chicken at jollibee got two pieces instead
cooked in kitchen with white clothes still clean
Spells 'diarrhea' correctly First time.
Agora Eu consegui!
Internet Fails Original doesn't Show successfull kid
te kiero wi bbw fernanditho & yessika
Asked Girlfriend Where she wanted to eat she gave an exact answer
&#246;csi p&#246;csi
me llega  no hay partido el viernes
Pushed into the swimming pool with headphones on Dried them and still working
MANAGES TO ACCESS IDESK ON FIRST TRY BOOYA!!!
Pulls Warbringer from an Alliance group %5 Direhorn mount drops
got a text from a girl 'remember when we had sex?...' got text a few days later 'we're good'
This was my first insub. I was expecting to see ellie.
Opened ottoman from packaging box Didn't slice open the leather
studied for the wrong test teacher gives the wrong test
girlfriend dumps him gets with her mom
Just stole a bike from a nigga
Played pong completely sober didn't troll
farted at my desk nobody randomly came over
Girl said I'm enough infected with her possibly it's the most I can like her on the internet
gets ERECTION FROM HOT TEACHER NOBODY NOTICES
Turns 1 year old this week Here's to other great year ahead
eerste comment  op een foto
Tries to log in photobucket Gets username right on first try
Leaves unwitty post on forum Mods delete thread for unrelated reason
Makes `Success Kid` Meme Gets liked by 200 people
Went to gay bar didn't get hit on
vamos a darle por la jeta
HAS DINNER. STILL HUNGRY. HAS MORE DINNER.
Killed half of my team in Wot Now we have a chance to win!
Да ? купил ?вто в 19:00 Теперь ? Крутой
Two Hard drives went bad in a RAID 5 setup with no hot spare server continued running!
Prior and Persistent PROBATION
Asked for a coke at a resturant actually got one
ill have you know that that 2 ladies said im cute today only one of them was my mum.
FINDS 50 ENDERMANS KILLS ALL OF THEM AND EARNS 49 ENDER PEARLS
throws paper in trash from afar crush was watching
Watched an episode of Game of thrones with my father No sex scenes
Salesforce Successful Deployment
I let her cry on my shoulder I'm in there
Phone battery is at 1% makes it to charger before it turns off
Had to choose between Gronkowski or Hernandez jersey Went with Gronkowski
Stuck In a car with five women and 'Before He cheats' comes on the radio driver changes the station
Forgot my car was in two-hour parking for nine hours Didn't get a ticket
Si soy un  campeon
Facebook lets you comment with pix you view it on mobile. takes forever
What! I Don't Care What Your Doing
been on reddit for 1 year haven't been to r/spacedicks
Single Father of 2 girls Just became NREMT certified
my job is to rid the world of alcohol... ...mines killing swaggots
Logged in fb  crush msg back
Paper? accepted
reached the age of 17 didn't get pregnant
First appointment with new therapist Didn't cry
Logs into Instagram Everything car related
Went to Nerriga Survived
work with a girl named flo is not the one from the progressive commercials
Goes to a coconut stall at a fair Knocks off the coconut with first hit
quit my job my girlfriend got a second one
nanfei yan
hoy cumplo 15 meses con mi novia te amo Muri
On the down hill slide headed home!
MATHS HOMEWORK NOT DONE REMA MAM STUCK IN THE MEETING
Looked in the mirror. Not a ginger.
Goes to play tennis at local park gets flashed at by 2 girls and gets seductive dance
tangina buti na lang!!!
Hears someone on the stairs while masturbating realize i live alone
Tegnap szellőztettem s nem j&#246;ttek be sz&#250;nyogok
Quickmeme stops working at work Reddit bans quickmeme
Food that actually contains nutrients for dinner tonight? F*** Yea
ميعر?ش يلعب و يتكعبل ?الكورة يلعب كل ماتشات المنتخب
Си купив ?ирењак од златен кла? најдов ?ирење внатре
mISSION ACCOMPLIshed
IK GA  POEPEN
finally found the last piece to my flux capacitor Fuck Yeah
Lihat aj Sby kalo Bbm Naik. Gw Cincang Pala Loe
The U of C is closed so I can help others
Got my jacket back And it's getting cold
why u dump meh
Ate pancakes didn't die
PLAYED SLENDER THE EIGHT PAGES COLLECTED ALL EIGHT PAGES WITH NO JUMPSCARE
NOOBS GRINDING ROCKS ON HATIR
Asked for a sandwich and mom dropped everything to go to the kitchen
Was going to go vote as a Libertarian. Ate some Wendy's and took a nap
Jangan bersedih untuk yang tidak membawa apa-apa
NOOBS GRINDING ROCKS ON HATIR
Put Phone Inside the bag Didn't get caught by teacher
Xbox One not supporting used games when the PS4 is so Sony makes a 14 second instrucional video on how to share used games to piss microsoft off
Selects candy out of vending machine gets two of that candy
I met a lady AND SLAPPED her
vegan pothead               for more than a year satisfying the munchies
Remembered to add St. Joseph to the Eucharistic Prayer. Score one for 'Paternas Vices!'
Congrats
Dad took my nose Got it back
NOW YOU'RE DONE LET'S GO PARTY ALFRESCO
yo no soi celosa solo kuido lo mio
covered camera on phone everytime i fapped because of my fear of being watched was actually being watched whole time
Tries to rickroll someone it actually worked
Had to sell phone Still have conputer
Played Rainbow Road for the first time Fell down only 3 times
Became Minimalist Before Apple
crapped my pants? yes
Went to the kitchen for chocolate Saw a bowl of fruit and had a peach instead
900119282561936027 LUNCHES
Opens email account gets personal Long email
meeting a hot girl no douchebags around
Must Defeat Plastic monster Anti-plastic
rush hour got home before it
heard nothing about justin bieber for a month hell yeah
Been bashed for having a ps3 for years everyone from xbox now switching to a ps4
Went to Krispy Kreme on national doughnut day free doughnut
Finally watched 'REd wedding' with new boyfriend didn't cry
Mangoes are AWESOME
I Am rowdy Roddy Piper
Goes to the bar without an id gets let in because of too much swag
goes to the club gets let in because of too much swag
Installed Program Didn't have to ReINstall The OS
Turns on TV FAVORITE Program just starting
Met the Hex Girls backstage Made all three of them my wives
SURVIVES MINNESOTA WINTER GOES ON ALASKAN CRUISE FOR VACATION
VH NO REJECTS
finds a $25 bag smoke it all in one chop
Wohoo! I got forgived! Westside <3
Already at top pay point Found out I can still get a 3% bonus at the end of year
Turned in grade-changing assignment a month late full credit
Wet the bed mom bought me diapers
wet the bed mom got me diapers
Spilt water on jacks bed got away with it for 4 days
cooked breakfast smoke alarm didnt go off
get in
10
That awesome moment when your enemy gets into big trouble
donated a dollar at taco bell got a coupon for 2 free tacos
Dropped Calamari while trying to shuffle bags and get keys Catch Bag before it hits the ground
two chicks at the same time check!
showed friends some memes They thought they were funny
went on Mr. Lee's Interim Didn't get evacuated
That moment when  your english is still good
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION Yes ah
Have to mow Grass Neighbor already mowed half of my yard
encounters shiny mewtwo and only has one pokeball left catches it on first try
Friends secretly spike drink with viagra unknowingly give spiked drink away as ordered too many
Just moved out of townhouse didn't get charged for anything
goes on tickld sees his own post on hot page
Randomly turn on pulp fiction  Right As Samuel l Jackson finishes the kids coke.
Has a conversation with Matt banks Doesn't heAr the phrase 'Jamaican Banana'
I haz won the internet by acting like a cool guy
If that james decicco kid comes around here i'm gonna beat his punk ass
Thinks term paper will be too short ends up being 4 pages of beauty
Went to Vending Machine to get donut sticks one package left
started a summer business with youth ventures
No work on saturday will get enough sleep
FORGOT to pack lunch Work bought pizza for everyone
running and jumping on minecraft doesn't get interrupted by any blocks
image  nailed it
Played guitar Pick didn't fall
Calling All children Parents and carers
bRING AN END TO CATURDAY? lETS DO THIS
laura made a perfect story
Doesn't drink booze but Drink Deal daily get's him apple juice aged in american oak
Yes!!! I Made It Till Friday
@rishi:  I got bros
Produced a whole show about the rite of spring didn't once use the word riot
Gets gift card for birthday it actually works
OPENS PLASMA FREEZE PACK FA Deoxys
FINALLY 17
They call me  lil' patton oswalt
100 memes created
soy mas chingon que mi padre
evvai! l'ho appena insultato con l'anonimo!
DAR Shirt came in the mail today And its friday
Placed a order with a giftcard 1 day before the company said it can't be used anymore
Opens plasma freeze pack Fa Deoxys
SIGNS ON STEAM BROFE ONLINE.
Have to work tomorrow But a half day
Girlfriend's on the rag Gave up the booty instead
Poured entire coke can into short glass didn't overflow
i watched paranormal activity didn't shit my pants
didn't do homework sub the day it was due
aRRIVED HOME START RAINING
not sure if fart or diarrhea fart
Collect car for second time  new super-geek stereo
DID NOT DO LAUNDRY. WORE MY PERSONAL CLOTHING INSTEAD. BOSS SAYS I LOOK MORE PROFESSIONAL. END OF UNIFORM.
Went to opthamologist Lens power hasn't increased
went to jail didn't get raped!
fresh diaper? time to shit
Plays stickrun FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER gETS donated T-PASS
last day of qhlg yusss!
use meme finish drink
went to work mihaela wasn't there
ENDS THE RELATIONSHIP  STILLS THE Number 1 GIRL ON THE EX'S LIST
saw the ex's mother on CHAT BLOCKED HER
today I will be 100% awesome
have a girlfriend she's the best in the world
Can't write  in coherent english works for the ministry of education
Took Accounting entrance exam 30 minutes ago Just checked Email... Passed.
Didn't get stuff ready for Garage Sale it was cancelled
stinky farts when alone odorless farts when in public
Oh Wait I have good news Your are going to die!
takes only one class and gets an a 4.0 for the semester
Watches Lie to me becomes an expert on micro expressions
Turned 31 This Week... Still Got Carded For Beer
THE PEOPLE ABOVE AND BELOW ME GOT FIRED I KEPT MY JOB
DROP phone THE phone HAS DROP PROOF
walks into all district band finds another bass clarinetist
Downloaded AVG Free USED torrent to secure 5-year license
hey
started from the bottom now I'm here!
After one hour of preparing PPT Its over!
Did a last minute homework best one of the class
Rolled for professor dog Got professor dog
Thought I was going to be bored June 5th Grits Green is playing at urban lounge
I will crush your candy if you invite me to candy crush one more time!
SMELT IT DEALT IT
puked all over the place except for on my pants
Is to high to activate bowling pin morph in Nebula gets lowered down onto it by attacking teeth
WORST PLAYER IN Call of duty PWNS A HACKER
Reached $101K Mission accomplished
ma&#241;ana es marte no
Book bag was open didn't get robbed
Went to grocery store hungry Stuck to the list
WHAT DID YOU SAY BOUT MY MUMMA
dropped RP No more Extras
TOok a shit didn't start crying
DOES A HARD FART DOESN'T SHIT MYSELF
i finished watching all fairy tale episodes! oh yeah!
IS A SUPPORT SCORES A PENTAKILL
gets pentakill in aram not playing as ap yi
PENTA KILL!!
HAVIN' MY MCDONALDS... BEIN' CHICK MAGNET!
yam yams
Awesomest house in the neighborhood Mcguinn homes!
Open a parts bag expecting screws it was full of 3/8 bolts
When you don't know the answer to a question mark point
What's for Dinner tonight? meat
FARTED DIDN'T SHIT MYSELF
books into hotel gets an upgrade
NO JAM IN MY FOOKIN JAMMY DODGER!
Done with my first year of crazy Didn't go insane.
Bought me a wireless microsoft mouse works on apple
i pooped in a blue bag on mount rainier Yesssss
not able to send out text message not a single problem. chaiyok for  the presentation!
Going to Toilet during class to run away from teacher questions
went to moorgate station didn't get heckled by jobsworth
ELECTRICITY CUT OFF DURING EXAM EVERYONE ACHIEVED 4.0 GPA FOR THIS SEMESTER
Trapa u da bomb!
SChoolwide vote for uniforms didn't pass
mommy pregnant again miscarriage
priest tried to get fresh owned him
peanut allergy turned out to be fake
Free candy from PedoBear Score!
finishing slides no more 'Slide kihu.ppt'
Thought up my own word It exists
feel like a waste of life Compare myself to dictators until I feel better
CALL HER BIG BOOTY JUDY  ONE MORE TIME
see troll join forces!
ate chicken at kfc it was halal
You goin' ta jail now!
Mom died don't have to go to church anymore
that moment when u get aggregate in cie
In your face nikon
que que udm es lo mejor
needs money fast two 110 players in team on xbows
shit in pants nailed it
Peer pressured to Chew gum for first time   4 Cavities
Tight ass fixed
Wants to learn to dougie teaches himself
NJ ASK? I GOT THIS!
mines a diamond in minecraft over lava gets it
Heat transfer Teacher posted student solutions to homework it was my homework
clothes are so tight never need to iron
Ranking for a keyword you didn't target
That is MY RECIPE for ICE! Take it down before I have to come after you
all alone in the house can connect ot hte internet
police are investigating billy the bully's murder case no-one suspects the child
Makes One Year WorK Anniversary Still Employed
finished paying bills still have money in the bank
Patient calls in for an appointment after 5 years 'what do you mean you can't get me in today? It's only 4:30pm on a friday?!'
hell yeah i found the internet
if at first you don't succeed STAB
Turn on tv top gear marathon
Used Chive business card over the weekend  got me laid
headphones went through washer put it in rice for a week and still works
Ride a motorcycle in the wind and rain make it home safe
Pay Day tomorrow New Grinder
wakes up annoyed as phone rings call for job confirmation
you said We could go to sizzler!!
joined choir to meet girls it worked!!!
goes out to eat alone Gets a cute girl's phone number
Started thread on /b/ didn't get flamed
ASKED GIRLFRIEND TO MOVE IN WITH ME SHE SAID YES
24 year old girl
i vote everyday  manny will win!!!
Spring is here Sideys!
Hemlock grove series 1 download completed in 1h46mn13s
watched all naruto shippuden episodes didn't skip fillers.
iphone 5 9mm taller
spring time tank tops and yoga shorts!
Had sex with my boyfriend doggy style didnt queef
junhel - 1 Liz - 0
Woke up 20 minutes late. Still arrived at work 10 minutes early.
25K Fans Thank You!
Thought you could challenge me? I won
Got Fired got a better job
GONE TO BED
Comes to camp war eagle  group 27
Yes  i am cuter Than sudo
client is 'thrilled' damn good work team!
STARTED CONFERENCE CALL STAYED AWAKE THROUGH THE ENTIRE THING
gets spotted by enderman ocean biome
three steps to success 3. Done. Period.
Level Up Crafting silver bracelets strong enough to defeat sauron
I kicked Dzokhar's Skinny White Ass!!
wears suarez jersey bites his mate
BUDGETS 2 WEEKS DONE IN 2 DAYS
asked conor to come for pints conor came for pints
finnaly went potty by myself
ocd put my attention deficits in order
WASHED THE CAR YESTERDAY
Tries To Ask out hayley makes out with her instead
Turns 29 neice gets him a gift and puts a meme on the wrapping paper
Asked Lily to prom she said yes
Buy $10 worth of scratch-offs Win $10
SPENDS NIGHT WITH MICHELLE NO HICKIES
Didn't revise for exams got A*
I WON 1000 DOLLARS I USED IT ALL AT STRIP CLUBS
ini yang kalian lakukan bila kalian tahu kalau sekolah kalian banjir ? true ?
fight huge mob in minecraft with no mods or items wins
Generates meme makes it relevant to image
Went to get emissions test done on friday Out in 5 minutes
Jonathan said I could haVE CAKE!!! My Jewish heart rejoices!
fails enitre year of Ap euro passes ap exam
Had paper due at midnight emailed it to professor at 11:59
Finally work up the courage to ask a girl for her number She explains to me about her'no sharing policy'
Locks in teemo Gets a kill
posed a serious question spit nonsense
we have a way forward
told a co-worker about the history of the Lampstand in Exodus 25
Reading a 13 page meta-analysis article 7 pages of references
mailed irs check out day late just heard they've extended the tax season 6 months for suffolk county due to the bombing
Easter was three weeks ago Still found dark chocolate
Friend mentions another person who died from drug use Secretly thank  natural selection
Goes to chicago Doesnt get shot
Drove through Cedar Rapids  No speeding ticket
iPod  Battery Died at the end of my cool down
Medical marijuana legalized in illinois  3 days before 4/20
a really noisy and unpleasant family with a constantly crying baby just moved in below my quite noisy downstairs neighbor
a pedophile breaks into my household he's docile and sweet all the time
i get money from my father mother doesn't know so she gives me money too
Magician For My Party That Rocks!
entrA NO BANHEIRO DO ICBS A FAXINEIRA  ACABOU DE LIMPAR
Turns in paper with pages out of order gets b
i ordered a pig got chicken
i ordered a pig got chicken
ashes of al'ar drops rolls a '100'
Kloudsac arriving on Friday.
Script Fails Doesn't old up the rest!
Script fails doesn't hold up the rest
SUCCESSING IS MY LIFE
shitfaced at party no ass face pictures
went to Register for classes all still open
Went to register for classes all still open
PAId for 10 taters got 14
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila more!!!
THAT AMAZING MOMENT  WHEN YOU DROP YOUR PHONE BUT YOUR HEADPHONES SAVE IT'S LIFE
Started drinking at 3pm Woke up without a hangover
eats sand people think success
So close.
bro.. Bitches be on meh nutz all day
Gets 52 in exam passing grade lowered to 50
jokingly ask mum to cook favourite food she cooks it
finished django tutorial awesome web developer
got a quadra kill support didn't steal penta
Took one semester of psych 101 knows everything about the human mind.
farted while working out everyone around me were listening to loud music
DeciDed I really wanted to watch pulp fiction ON tv and just started.
hAS TO RIDE IN THE CAR SEES THE MORMON MISSIONARIES
finished laundry No extra socks
called tech support could understand what they were saying
thought I woke up late actually an hour early
NEver takes the gre still gets into grad school
makes jimmian laugh gets two hugs
Drank and drove Only killed one person
Asks GF what she wants for Bday She Says 'You'
Took a dump Only needed to wipe once
first picks mid doesn't get countered
Forgot wedding day wife forgot too
You liked Whtsqr Yeah!
just booked my hotel room for cheryl's 30th gonna get cheryl-faced
I BOUGHT underpriced convenience food in a discounter no horse meat
Do you want a  bunch of fives?
Folows Quiet Hours  Sun.-Thur. 10pm-7am Fri.-Sat. 12am-9am Doesn't Get written up
got diabetes was cured last week
Success didn't get killed by the avalon!
loves to play  video games girlfriend enjoys watching and playing
Desperate Last Second code submission compiles perfectly
DROPS ORANGE SLICE DOESN'T GET HAIR OR DIRT ON IT
Clicks that he read terms and conditions Actually didn't - skill
1st acomplishment made a meme
Girlfriend is mad at me cuz I haven't had sex with her yet today
Sat down to write tomorrow's lesson plan... Remembered it's senior cut day!!!
Lets girlfriend pick Movie G.I. joe: Retaliation
mlb opening day? not a cubs home game
Installs mods on own car survives road trip
PIBS ON ITV NORTH REACH A STAGGERING 17%!
Forgot to pause pandora while taking a phone call missed three songs i would have skipped anyways
first job interview So overqualified i could do his job immediately
thank you spice gods
I say we send back them
si inca n-am fost prostit de 1 aprilie
season 3 of walking dead ends season 3 of game of thrones starts
Ate corn digested it properly
Went to r/all Not a single post from r/atheism all day
Game of Thrones is back Finally have a reason to crap my pants
ate bbq chicken wing didn't get sauce on face
Wake and bake in my room  Parents invite me to easter Breakfast
Wife got her period While I'm across the country
shaved my beard  didn't get a shaving cut
Finally mithun stopped talking about it
Won a free donut/coffee Gave it to the homeless!
Girlfriend said she gave me something It was just lice
Plays for 44 minutes Misses Paycheck by One Minute
Oldest kid in the Easter egg hunt Got the $20 egg
Went to paceville danced like a llama all night
Chelsea W. don't forget to do your homework!
Fixed bug in Spot the odd song out ... Did not find new one
parents surprised me with easter egg hunt Going to the mall! Cha Ching $$$$$$$
Makes a terrible meme Gets to hot page
gave cat antibiotics didn't get mauled
Favorite Ninja turtle was michelangelo didn't grow up to be a stoner
drove my own car alone at night for the first time didn't kill anyone
You:32 Death:0 Happy Birthday
Looks For Tango   3-0 Gets IT
PARENT LEAVE gets to mastubate
TYPE YES TO PLAY OMEGLE GAME AND GET READY TO BE THE WINNER
Ate quesO Didn't wear any home on my shirt
Jesus Christ's story does not end at the cross
played call of duty zombies they all ran away
found my english  grammer exercisebook from 9th grade
a 154 day marathon DID IT!
she dropped f bombs everywhere  missed me
did laundry Matched every sock
no costco membership free cheese
Signed up for the REad To me club won cool prizes!
Review every type O negative album? Challenge accepted!
GUESSES WRENCH SIZE IN DIESELS LAB GUESSES RIGHT
PC charger down
I'm FEELIN' better than a baby who can fist bump
DID MS VRONDOU'S HOMEWORK ISN'T LOST WHEN TERM TWO STARTS
went to atm got older 20$ bills
24 hours no lies
Took the hepatitis test got two a's and a b
Almost went thru the ringer for a class teaching project totally salvaged it and did an awesome job!
when you think you have no magnums in the freezer then you find a magnum in the freezer
gambled on a burp didnt spit up everywhere
FORGOT HW SUB
got detention today for being late yesterday no detention today cause its the last day of the term
so you got to prestige 10 in a day i got there in a millisecond
5 minutes of work 1 hour of vlogs
first time wrexham went to wembley won on penalties
Pooped Only had to wipe once
looked at her boobs she didnt notice
said something stupid in class teacher likes it because he thinks it is abstract
said something stupid in class teacher likes it because he thinks its abstract
eric is acoustic at aldos      this thursday @ 10:30 pm no cover
gets on shitty local news station feels like a boss
Funded!!! Fist pumps for Everyone!
only one who walks and grooms my roommate's dog dog now listens to me more than her
crush went from  'in a relationship' to 'single'
Likes traveling
asked if anyone had questions after presentation no hands were raised
Lost weight  Lots of pants for iwb carry
read 2 page book in 2 days
Filled out NCAA bracket Picked Florida gulf coast
went to school and got D+  for engmish
I live with 2 girls but my friends call me Pederkov
FELT LIKE THE BIGGEST FART DIDNT MAKE NOISE
goodnight honey my side dry
Works for NOG CS finally Solved a problem
my FB profile picture only got likes from girls
ask really attractive girl to prom she says yes
First try at connection Nailed it
gets bonner in english admits it with no shame
spoke without being spoken to didnt get in trouble
Wore Manchester city kit to school qatari exchange student gives me $500
wanted a parental advisory album my mom bought it for me
Forgot to do math homework wasn't  asked about it
Wears Walcott's Jersey to school Finishes the Test before it gets handed out
keep calm and shut up
caught magikarp in masterball caught palkia in great ball
caught magikarp in masterball caught palkia in great ball
Got to wave Palms at church then did an easter egg hunt
clicks link to get free minecraft premium account doesn't get virus
CNU appears? Let the armada sail
mta redirected a/c to f needed to go to lower east side
manic episode kicked in cooking supper for the 1st time in a month
Ordered Pizza got a BJ and she came twice before pizza arrives
So
if i demonstrate diffusion
Went to GameStop to buy call of duty Wasn't asked if I Was over the age of 18
All these old Memes Popping Up I finally Get the Jokes On Reddit Again
drops a cup of water stops a fire
Followed the GPS  Found breakdown jimmy at bandits roadhouse
got 'er done
completed visual diary success!
I disobeyed Multi 21 rule and didn't get spanked!
meets a sloth  doesn't get raped
hei hoy
posted on reddit 2274 up votes
went To buy SOMEThing from game was asked if i was over 18
Took a dump. wiped.  Nothing there.
Mo money less problems
been around sense 2008 not one of the forgotten memes
made a thread gets a REPLY
i walk into preschool and im like i'll beat yo ass!!!
Install illegal software no errors
Ordered 10 nuggets  Got 11
PLUG-IN CAUSES ABLETON TO CRASH already saved the set
Wakes up and clock reads 2:00... It's still AM!
Tapped on Soda Can Before Opening Opened without incident
next match vs 'spurs' bale is injured
MAKES FRONTPAGE wins the internet for today!
Girl Gets a Hair Cut First One To Notice
Can't go to wbbc gtv IS COMING
tim Horton's roll up the rim won a beigne
first day in pre school teacher ordered pizzas  for lunch!
starts and finishes 3 assignments between midnight and 3pm with breaks
танилцуулга хийх даалгавар ав?ан facebook загвар ашиглаж хийв
8 hours of community service museum of natural history
exams done  now only fun
Got Listed on etrendify.com score!
hot Girl who barley speaks english called me handsome
owned 10
Slept with Both feet uncovered by blankets didn't get attacked by monsters
was hungover  ate pies for breakfast
...a new playstation COMING out... ps3 games are going to be even cheaper
after TRYING and trying got the answer now 55 more questions to go
random change in the code no segmentation fault
Turned On espn Intro to top plays
DONT REMEMBER LATS NIGHT BECAUSE WAS TOO DRUNK HAVE A NEW NUMBER FROM A GIRL IN MY PHONE
thinks boss will yell at him for playing with phone at work boss asks him to stand around and take pictures and videos with phone
Moved out of parents house 3 months ago Haven't asked for any financial assistance
Lucky rocket kills reaver right after being lolpodded pilot /reports me for exploit
intoxicated in public and talked to by the police not in the crime log
Finishes assignment still an hour left before deadline
Nailed it
tuition free college? Now i can use my savings to buy new season of backyardigans
i scored  hoe
saw it
People make facke accounts of you finally famous
Game Freezes Autosave FEATURE
looking for non pedophile pope found him
daft punk will release new album trust in music restored
Plugged in usb cable Went in on first try
heat down by 10 and hit shot in the last second then realize they're playing in korea and heat win by 2!
Get xbox  free live
NoRMAL DISTRIBUTION
Crushes on an engaged girl she dumps him
Goes 63/1 on mw3  Noobs!.....
saw it  liked it    asked nana got it
Saw it.  liked it.       asked nana. got it!
forgot to wear green on st. patty's didn't get pinched
hosted an origami owl jewelry bar with jerri got myself some free stuff
WENT ONTO the vote page only came across high quality funny posts
get blue screen while typing in word word save your file
search gary oldman forget the r google safe search activated
Passed to swanny  Got the assist
Make a meme done
looses restarts console
Gets ditched by friend Hangs out with three Brazilian girls
forgot the bacteria on the table discovered penicillin
ME AND MY FRIEND TOOK COATS OFF AT THE SAME TIME BUMPED FIST
HOST MIGRATES TOP AS ALWAYS
goes on a discussion with neto wins it
Found A Chest full of Diamond Blocks and computer shuts down *Troll face* I already made a backup of the chest
YES  lets see how Valds stops ibrahimovic
PoiNted out the obvious Anti-white liberal called me a racist.  I win!
Lost last contact lense found more at parents' house
MAKES 3 BAD LUCK BRIAN MEMES GETS THEM ALL ON THE FIRST PAGE
saw the etrade baby got stock advice
Random common named Girl tells me to facebook her Took me an hour but i found her
Lost $75 in Bank Fees Got 4 Computer Jobs the next Day
Ex gf followed me on twitter didnt follow her back
POcket money secured good day at the office
Studied for exam prof used my test as the answer key
CATCHES shiny dratini it has good stats
sp&#248;rg andreas hjort om deltagelse i hans soiree  he says yes
GEts Promoted gets placed in PSC
went on stage stole the show
runs out of money finds cash in old clothes
JUST TOOK A SHIT HUGGED A GIRL AND SAID I SMELLED GOOD
asked girl on a date got 'lucky'
Accidently placed order on Regular website Still got NBD Shipping
Never bought greg Jennings jersey Able to say i didnt put him on my back
girl went to my house to have sex with me She brings a Big mac and coke
VINCENT SINGS
what you cannot afford sonny
teacher refused washroom break peed in teachers coffee
Not hung over just tired from drinking
went to the store bought some pie
She ate from my plate.. Definitely gon smash
Wasn't raped By Sascha kenny
at work
POst forever alone picture with girlfriend Featured
SCHWABABY IS SMARTER THAN E*TRADE BABY
ThE SWEET ADDICTION IS PLAYING AT TINKS ROCK HOUSE TOMORROW NIGHT
i have
IN research groups in deepest essex back in time for ipa2 briefing
haat hockey bierteam
Flipped the last page!
i have
Tax refund hits just in time for spring break
Girlfriend picks you up just to show off how nice she looks notice how nice she looks
Sang German song at District music festival Received a '1' Rating
HAD TO pee went to bathroom
Deadline It's that thing where you finish your work on time
USB insert first try
farted nobody heard
teacher denied BATHROOM break pissed my pants
Got caught by a cop drunk driving Cops breathalizer was broken
Need to find something in a huge text book Open it up to the page with the answer on it
Need to find a power outlet in airport. Find one 6 gates Down.  Flight moves to the gate I'm sitting at.
Didnt do homework teacher forgets to collect it
Sings German at District Music Festival Receives a 1 Rating
Gave a test today All  my students were in class
score!
Please Ladies One at a time
Mommy I found the afikoman
Got into grad school
Super annoying boss emails again suggests 20% raise
Substance abuse for the win
Sent a corny text Made her say awe
Trivia Category is Math Question about Roman numerals
pre-ordered apologetix hot potato soup got a free download of the cd to enjoy before cd was shipped
wEnt to strip club stripper looks just like crush
Worked hard on a test a*
Yes! 6 kills! '1 month banned for teamkilling'
first time playing bingo bingo
Played WoW Beat boss in first try
bROKE MY DIET
flies economy class AT night empty seat next to him
you can Do it!!!
bin kronk kane schul
Clicked through the cbt and guessed on the test still passed with a 70%
spring break is almost here
Lazima  Just opened a page
when miss naz actually gives us a free period
finnaly had my first shot of vodka
reda comes back we win
Gets Dui
Parties and gets caught Never gets in trouble
ddbot1 finally got a uav
Yes! i cheered up luna <3
Whent To The Mall Got Nothing
found box of junk flawless Lladro Figurines
My VOIP has *VORDS*
Random nade throwing triple kill
Runs entire race in lane 8 still wins first place
'Vehicle extRaction' in bf3... Guy actually stops
Bathed My Cat Nobody was injured
Guessed Strategy Answer PMO WIN !!!
Put Time into this blog post blog post went viral
Am I Constipated? Or am i just happy i finally took a shit?
did my homwork got a d on the quiz
went GROCERY SHOPPING STARVING didn't BUY ANYTHING I DON'T NEED
Atheist kid worked on sundaY And never had to ask for forgiveness
Took disgusting shit clean first wipe
Daylight savings time - only work eight hours tonight still get paid for eight!
bad guy was caught becase of my tip no STITCHES
Assigned Staff Project Gets Litter Sweep
Twitter sucks
Wpuścić ci spierdol?
finally learns how to talk success
Played Hide & Seek In the dark Found Eric
it's already 6 pm not too dark to walk
U can do it!
Runner that haters throwers? I will beat you at everything
Introduced to reddit senior year of college  still graduated
5 finger discount at walmart didn't sound off alarm on the way out
You're ALmost there! You can do it!
started studying for exam the day before passed.
forced to clean parents house found allman brothers - live at fillmore east cd
The hot guys are always gay or taken And I'm both
MSA SHEM msa
Get Laid off Have a better Paying job Before the paperwork is complete
Went to kiss super hot girl on the cheek in elevator She kisses me on the lips!
Bought flowers for my love now I'm free rest of the day
WAlked up the staris didn't collapse
WATCHED TV ACTUALLY FOUND A GOOD SHOW
every 40 seconds 1 million people die
boss walks in my cube minimize reddit before he views monitors
Went to the gas station and gave to guy 10 bucks for gas $25 went into my tank
asks for cup of tea using meme gets cup of tea
Wrote a 6 page paper / made a 15 minute presentation still got three hours of sleep
lupa pasang alarm buat jam 5 pagi kebangun pas jam 5 pagi
no room in bag? plenty of room in belly
yesssssssss!!! my home looks the same
Didnt work out all summer still got it
Is a shakespeare character Doesn't get killed at the end
Mom Took my nose Got it back
sent home 15 minutes earlier from work beat the 5:00pm traffic
Service learning; strengthing communities & teaching civic resposibilities
Add Oil
Made the funniest guy laugh With me
6er nuggets best&#246;ht 7 nuggets griagt
Presidential Election VOTE MENEGHEL
harlem shake OOOHHH YEAHHH!!!
EATING SAND EVERYONE THINKS I'M SUCCESSFUL
Septum piercing ball falls off mid-shower doesn't go down drain
Mad a crappy meme Got a lol
Brought the noise and the class
Slow person in front of me driving still made it through the stale green
I found 5 bucks on the ground success
we got this
donated money was ACTUALLY used to do good
Read meme new political beliefs
when she fap she think about me
Typed random Javascript into Galleria SUCCESS
YOU BETTER!
First email from ex in a long time she got a trojan virus
Get ill once in a year INTEL EXTREME MASTERS WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP IS ON
FIRST DENTAL VISIT IN 9 YEARS ZERO PROBLEMS
Got another $5 best buy gift card for filling out surveys MO'OPPORTUNITY
Had brown for lunch today didn't have the shits
my ex called to admit that she was wrong
cHECK EXAM SCHEDULE NO EXAMS DURING EXAM PERIOD
gets fired gets better job within 3 days
revenge dat bich had it commin'
had to get an e-check passed with check engine light on
get outta here with your jesus and muhammad there's science to be done!
get outta here with your jesus and muhammad there's science to do!
WAKES UP LATE FOR SCHOOL SCHOOL IS CLOSED ANYWAY
Who ya messing with!? stop putting me on memes!
Pulled up behind a long line of cars stopped for construction right as the guy flipped the sign from stop to slow
put apple sticker on old laptop sold it for 3000 bucks
it appears that the simple action of aplying an apple logo to a laptop  INCREASES ITS VALUE BY 2900 DOLLARS
FREE
Please support http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/415454318/yolo-clothing-you-only-live-once
Goes to sleep early Dreams oF buying ammo at Walmart
WAKES UP LATE FOR SCHOOL SCHOOL CLOSED ANYWAYS
Show up to college geology class where ATTENDANCE isn't required professor hands out test answers day before test
punched blake griffin in the nuts DIDN'T fight back
Not sure to change the job or Change the city Gets Transferred to Pune
YES
Firemaking In world 100 shantay pass NO clan avas
friend of gf walked in on us threesome
TRIPPED AND FELL OUT OF CAR Bystanders think I'm a secret agent
Checks weather forecast chance of lightning
Participating in a Fantasy Gods Draft Didn't lose
Inventory Integrity  NO NEGOTIATION!
Proposed My GF She Said Yes
ltrej&#246;n egy kos&#225;rcsoport első alkalommal focizunk
Forever Alone  Gets Girlfriend
Asked gf what is her favourite sport she answered 'you'
eats sand gets famous on the Internet
toilet trained
when we arrived at the scene they think we are pros
neighbor hears you singing ASKS YOU TO JOIN HIS BAND
TURNED OFF THE LIGHTS GOT TO DO IT IN THE DARK
'harlem shake' is becoming out of fashion still haven't seen a single video of that shit
got caught being a douche . . .  blamed other person instead.
TEAMWORK? MIAMI HEAT
went to a party alone had a great time
hot big butt teacher is wearing white pants
my friends came over girlfriend didn't pick a fight
GIRL PRETTY WITH MAKE UP PRETTIER WITHOUT
Bummed out over missing today's lesson because of the flu  Find out the semester only starts tomorrow!
BUY YOUR YEARBOOK TODAY ONLY $55
create large facebook event nobody declines
my girlfriend is not gOOD she is awesome
im anschluss mit dem tripmeister  einen dicken joint rauchen
the feeling when your client's web generates a conversion
Fart on my first date Girl excuse herself for having gas
my teacher not here party time
snitched got bitches
made some bacon expiration date: today
Bought oblivion only took 2 hours to fix
Forgot notes for property final did complete & accurate legal assessment anyway
sorria hoje  sexta-feira
'you're hired' 'you can start working after you graduate'
I got an LP on the birthday its a white stripes
Ran out of shampoo and conditioner at the same time
Gamechanger erected
cookies … chips … cookies … chips  both
Harbor Freight Coupon TAKE MY g** dAMN mONEY!!
Just shaved Managed not to cut open      my f*ckin' beauty spot
Posted a pic of Dog On Reddit Now Have 7 link karma
Wanted to use his phone at work (BYOD) Found out his company has MaaS360
Ignored a picture on facebook Mom still knows I love her
Lost two dress sizes same cup size!
got dumped at new year ex has been forced to go to fat camp to get him out the house
Saw anjelah johnson at pechanga...
LMI session says disconnected client comes back 5 hours later
Took Calc II Didn't Fail
asked an out a girl who is out of my league in college getting married august 2nd
Finds a naive  Hungarian to trick Wins 50 kr
IK BEN SEZER BAYRAM
became addicted to reddit After college
Director comes on the phone to show me how it's done only gets one transfer
asked friend for a sheet of paper got three
Beat up a kid He is a brony
copies a meme gets more up votes than the original
Girl tells me that she likes my perfume Im not wearing any
Fart into a car Someone says: 'This smell may come from outside'
I will connor your Doherty.
reaches late in office boss came after me
girlfriend sends long wall of text inlcudes tl;dr
Awkwardly hovered until the guy left CoRner table secured
unexpected sexy time with boyfriend just shaved legs
Baised for 10 seconds
Fapped during skype call no one noticed
REBRANDs TELECOM COMPANY BEFUDDLES AN ENTIRE COUNTRY!
sone ki acting ki mummy ne sofa se bed tak carry kar liya.
gets pink eye has a day off school!
left phone on top of car still there after drive home
honey boo boo has been canceled
At a 4-way stop sign everyone knows when their turn is
REVENGE is SWEET
deleted facebook life is better
AXED ANTHONY CASTILLO IN STICKS AND STONES WITH .1 SECOND LEFT
comcast missed my appointment free hbo for 3 months
double xp weekend prestiges twice
green t shirt still a norris
Internet addict haven't seen a single harlem shake video
just had an interview the boss had my job and shared my alma mater
more birthday wishes than last year this year was a good year
Took a dump No blood!
0-1 come on boys we can do dis!
Stayed in a holiday inn express hotel (R) Got free BREAKFAST
עושה משהו של?ף ?חד ל? ?כפת ממנו מקבל מילה טובה
accidentally klicked on WTF link imgur down
typed the name of THE PERSON im stalking into the status bar instead of the search bar  caught it before i hit enter
washing up all done
fell asleep in class  did not wake up with embarrassing red marks on forehead
Doesn't compress footage in FCP never has to render
Go to BIshop Sullivan Get invited to public school party
Made 100 memes GET IN!
yes got me some CHICKEN!!!!!!!
Girl comes over to spend the night mom hands her a toothbrush and a smile
Went To DANCE PICKED UP SOME HOT CHICKS
CLIMBS up stairs  finds a dime at top
creates His first meme Made it to hot page on 9GAG.
aperture science the cake is not a lie
Voted  lee for vp Becomes a man!
Trapped mom in a static warp bubble No time out
mystery box ray gun
rJ-45 JACK ON POWER STRIP? GONNA MAKE THAT SHIT WORK ON THE INTERNET
already knew something on the today i learned sub-reddit
accidentally hit send  she replies 'come over'
junaroo is released first to download it
accpeted in college also accepted into a frat
randomly opens a book opens to the right page
got flashed by blondes yes first base
encounters shiny geodude in wild it didn't use selfdestruct
checked my page got likes on my memes!
hard ball with football got him
MeT him on reddit Became best friends
Makes fun of op's grammar gains 5 comment karma
Had a sex dream Wasn't about ex-gf
Checked email before morning class class canceled
wrote a program at 3am compiled and ran on first try
found out there was horse meat in burgers i had last week likes horse meat better than beef
Fat pants Fall right off my ass and onto the floor when i walk in them now
take divers past 130 feet still better safety record than scuba challenge
Girlfriend says she just wants to be friends with benefits
woke up late classes  are suspended
Power outage at work National Margarita day
Doesn't do homework Teacher is sick
got my video games taken away still have my iphone
Chelsea scored in overtime and progress Great! More matches to troll Torres now.
Girlfriend dumps me  rebound sex with her mom
Staff down 20% doesn't FALL BEHIND IN WORK
Went to pizza ranch... In mankato!
checks wmr got my ddd
Barcelona? owned
Malee is getting married we will have a big party. yeah
Games in Science Gets top marks
Wake up by sideways blanket turns it right on first try
Thought to get same old coffee as always in university new coffee dispenders in cafeteria
checks translation of a word at leo exactly what i guessed
Went to the WED  eat findus' horses
Sends only one CV Gets called for interview the same day
On Alex's  good side
ps4 playstation network still hacked
Recognizes snl skit sucks in first 10 seconds fast forwards to the next one
I out smarted black people  im ready for college
Suprise Buttseckz? Get Knob Of Lust and level up!
Pull into the parking garage at school Right as someone is leaving the first spot
looks like patton oswalt but cute
that moment when you realize walking dead runs into game of thrones
LEAVING PLATOON AT 4 YOU SAY? BRINGING BACK PLATTENSPIELER AT 1 I SAY!!
My wife just endorsed my skills on Linked In. Success.
poposey jnooney
Like a boss! Achieve unlocked
Getting dumped nailing her best friend
boss gets pissed because I'm on the phone I'm getting hired for a way better paying job
Wanted to become a better person joined dlh
finds cars parked at bw3 I did that
jono goes to work have jerkoff marthon
Open 9gag Laugh at first post
wet myself  didn't even burn
hits the post it's good!!!
how dare you tell me  The cake is a lie!
Just remembered It's PAYDAY
difficult assignment? found it online
doesnt study for earth science midterms
plays the harp it's tuned!
BouGht A shiTty gift for gf's biRthday ShE's NoT mad
u wat brov ill smack yo
got a nrb at school thought of bme pain olympics
too tired to attend crazy party with friends on friday night only one to not fall sick on saturday
He refused to give his computer password we formatted his computer
Dwi Sapta digital team you guys rock!
Kerbal Space station Docked
starts to clap on a concert  everyone else continues
Tells a girl snapchat is for sexting IMMEDIATELY gets a nudie pic back
worked half a dayon a paper got 100% on it!
DOES BURNOUT ACROSS COLLEGE PARKING LOT tHUMBS UP FROM SECURITY GUARD
Tells HR to go away hr actually goes away
Prayed for rain Flooded Osama bin laden's compound
Hits an expensive car no one saw
GuesseD insurance group number got paid claim
went for a run in salford at night still alive
girlfriend called wife didn't hear
Closed Reddit Before midnight
Check Engine light came on a few days ago Today it turned off
didn't upvote own meme meme still upvoted
Ex-gf says no to my marriage proposal get to spend all my tax money on me.
I liked it So I put a ring on it
No idea whats flying in Macroeconomics GEts a 10/10 on homework
Havent Had a cig in 2 days walked into 7/11 and didnt buy a pack
star quarterback on the football team punched me in the face he broke his hand and is out for the rest of the year
puts empty envelope on windshield before illegally parking cops assume they already gave me a ticket
drove right through my first whiteout saskatchewan experience points
yessss messi has the world record
makes parody of gangnam style doesn't get sued
Fong Yee!! Jia you!!!
manahil KA IPHONE TOOT GAYA
fixed my bike  without jim
Rick is about to get eaten by zomibes daryl returns just in time to save him
Forgets to submit assignment professor cancels class and pushes back deadline by two days
posted about spongebob still cool.
add song to queue song already in queue
Tells a sexist joke all the girls laughed
Get A message from a girl on a dating site says she is looking for 'Casual SEX' in her profile
Found innocent Actualy did it
Big ass speed bump ahead running air suspension
Arranged a party with my friends at least 2 are comming!
daughter kidnapped has particular set of skills
In nanta segment... ...does bernie
Woke up Not hungover
finds sexiest girlfriend ever is allowed to talk dirty to her and fantasize
had wet dream 
caught sleeping in CLASS  didn't get detention
watched the walking dead last night had a zombie dream
WANTS SEX SEX WITH GF I`M ON MY PERIOD.. BUT BJ?
POPPY LIKES ME GOOD JOB LUCAS
asks a girl if she needs a valentine for 14 feb makes out after 12 seconds
Mum stole my nose got it back
took a power dump didn't need toilet paper
Friend tries to take Crush She chooses me
Is in prague Doesn't get stabbed
Went up the shard took the EXTREMELY CANADIAN flag
Applied to a job that wasn't hiring got hired anyway
Was single on valentines day went out for dinner with the cute officer worker who just became single
Disc golf in a whiteout Still threw -15 par
walks by teacher with milkshake doesnt get caught
THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT THE IMPACT OF MY WORDS WERE SUCCESSFUL INTENT VS IMPACT
Didn't Masterbate on Valentines day
Voted for wasteland  gets Terminal
FARTED did not shit pants
Cell missing for 3 Days Mom didn't call
was single still had a valentine
Brought pepper spray so did she
Sends office supplies Via a c-17
Ate a marble Didnt chocke on it
dug through old e-mail found Joe's
locked out of the house WIFI STILL IN RANGE
Breaks everything in the morning Fixed by afternoon!
Today Is Getting punched in the face!
2882d20 MALE
Lafond wins trip for 2 to hawaii
has physics 3 midterm over special relativity it's a take home exam
Girlfriend leaves Day before valentines day
Firednzoned She falls in love with me one week later
Didn't bring IClicker to class Professor didn't ask iclicker questions
Got a Valentine
took a perfect shit and didn't need toilet paper!
ordered a dozon roses and the florist made a mistake  13
starts working after browsing reddit for a few hours boss walks in and compliments on how hard I work
BREAK UP WITH GIRL FRIENDS WITH BENEFITS!!
Farted in a coffee shop everyone around me is wearing headphones
only ordered wings and a drink from wingstop got fries for free
Crush has bad hair day Still hot
No Partner on valentines day more money for bike parts
CUTS HAIR SAVES MONEY ON SHAMPOO
Together 4 years haven't killed each other
had to pee with morning wood got it all in the bowl
valentines day falls on a thursday which is normally 'date night' additional game time not interrupted
my 11 year old son asked me how to play a song on bass... 'Tom sawyer' by rush
Single on valentine's day more money for booze
Cut one hell of a fart didn't shit pants!!
GOT A SHOUT OUT FOR VALENTINE'S DAY OP PISSED OFF A GIRL. YEAAHHH!
If my exam was a girl... SHe just got raped by my answers
trys to melee opponent gets pierceing shot!
went to interview 20 minutes late still impressed the interviewer
GET DRUNK AS SHIT NIGHT BEFORE TEST STILL PASSES
late 30 minutes from school calss haven't stareted yet
masturbated for the first time yeahhhhh
gUY AT THE BACK OF THE ROOM DONT GIVE ME CRACK
A highly effective
Didn't do 4-page draft for english receive an in-class work day
Having a lot of trouble with money lately girlfriend said we could have valentines day on saturday because everything's cheaper after the holiday
Caught all 151 orginal Pokemon Now to catch the other 498
red is the color of valentines day  just like my Netflix screen
Chats Maxed Nighshift ends
Calls to make a doctors appointment informed by RECEPTIONIST next available is tomorrow
admins kicked me banned themselves
planned some hacks ACHIEVED ALL OF IT
Had a boner in shower with girlfriend She helped
wakes up 90 minutes late for pass time still gets to register for classes
Backyard Baggers Kickn Ass at Easyriders Show
gf asks for valentinesday she hates it
uses twitter for the first time retweeted by favorite baseball player
Saved up for a new Macbook Bought an equivalent PC and a Car instead
Don't wanna play with me ? Sitck my fist in your ass
GOT LATE FOR AN EVENT brought the tickets at MANIPAL MANIA
random hot  friend-of-friend 'likes' my status comment on facebook she wants me
mommy set up my birthday event website with eventpearl.com
performs pericardiocentesis to treat tamponade  sends aspirate for c/s and cytology to make a diagnosis 30% of the time and kills two birds with one stone
Need space Delete calc.exe
EZ AZ! R&#193;M mg nem raktak bajuszt!
just found out I've been using a word wrong for 20 years no one's ever corrected me
Single on valentines day more money for guns and ammo!!
Rolls snake eyes wins parcheesi
JUST SAT WITH HER GOT SOME MILK IT WAS MY MOM
finished a comp  without snapping carbon forks
Start with yoga Move on to tantra
Got valentines presents my students will love it's not candy
made it to celestic town without using defog
PROMOTED TO Better-FRIEND-ThAN-ELISSA
THAT AWSOME MOMENT WHEN THE TEACHER SAYS  NO HOMEWORK
woke up late class gets cancelled
Ex starts talking to you admits they were a fool for letting you go
finds lost photos from x-games
Watches taken 2 doubts its reality #MOVIESaren'trealwtf
Chicago Blackhawks Fan Never disappointed
Doesn't want Birthday Cake Want's a  birthday joint
didn't complete sheets gets extension
knows victoria's secret
learning about diabetes in class DiDnt have to take notes
Smokes marijuana No red eye
Smokes marijuana no red eye
I SURVIVED THE HARD RAIN CAMPAIGN ON EXPERT
bowed 10 times for chinese new year gas money for the month
has date with hot chick tells her he's in a band
gOT OUR FIRE ENGINE STUCK IN THE SAND AT A FUNERAL GOT IT OUT ON THE LAST TRY
CHECKS TIME BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP TIME STILL HAS 'P.M.' AFTER IT
Eats all the food someone else gets blamed
farted on my girlfriend mouth she liked it!
shotbow network y u know let me hack
Foi &#224; secretaria conseguiu obter uma inform&#231;&#227;o
smoked 11 blunts eyes still white
Thomas counts ABC's Drools On D
carry on !!! you can do it
went to bed at 6 a.m. ronnie didn't wake up
SEES OLD CRUSH THAT WAS REJECTED BY HAHA SHE IS FAT NOW
Saw a hot girl on facebook suddenly realize it's my girlfriend
has 80p finds 20p
Blizzard in New England Lives in Florida
A word to the wise ain't necessary  it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
Got laid nuff said
Girlfriend doesn't like watching Soccer She thinks it's sexy when I am watching
waited to pee until mid diaper change
girlfriend breaks up with me minutes before i buy her a valentine's gift
if you say alot too damn much you're going to have a bad time with  success
My name is manuel medeiros
Nails song at karaoke Bar Chicks Dig it
finally slept until 1:00 i'm growing up
Breastfeeding the reason I wont starve in the zombie apocalypse
Didn't jump in elevator saved $200 and didnt get a major
SNOW DAY TODAY STILL HAS INTERNET
&#163;19k so far get in
THREtened to burn his house hires proper girls
9:08? Andrea not here
ACCESS TO THE ISMFP PRINTER? THIS TILL SHALL PASS!
Squirrel Girl disses hunting Makes joke about killing squirrels
Break up with girlfriend  Have sex with girl who has the same name the next day
I CAME ON YOUR FACE!
Company Fb-Page is liked by Someone... It's N o T a Friend of mine
Got a year older. Still just as cool. Nailed it.
Tells Student to WORK WITH StaKEHOLDERS CAN ONLY THINK OF AUTISTIC KIDS
2 times in one week u got this!!
i love it when I'm right  about you being wrong
Just finished eating at Tgi friday's  Fire alarm goes off
BiASCHTLN GWESN MIT AN STEIRER &#220;BALEBT!!
skipped class no one noticed
Gets kidnapped by a super model
girl i liked asked me for a date she flashed
just found out time card approved by manager
had a phone interview for an internship while gaming got the job
Tries ebay for the first time Sells item for 'buy now' price in 5 hours
Refused to go to bed got to stay up for another half an hour
THROW WEB AT HIM  iT'S FOSTATA
Ez Az !!! Siker&#252;lt kiker&#252;lni a l&#225;thatatlan falat
She did what?!?! chase kick that... no don't just beat the shit out of her!
On the highway to hell car breaks down
Went to Ihop Free Pancakes!
Did something in the name of Yolo Didn't die
Ran a red light Cop pulls over guy ahead of me
Woke up before wife didn't have to make the bed
You Can do it Rayven! Succeed like a boss!
3rd job interview nailed it!
Sat on toilet wasn't cold
Woke up too late for lecutres Watching them on live stream from my bed
Date asks me if i'm easily distracted while driving gives me bj
This Girlfriend just got a cookie
Flirts by quoting nerdcubed Girl is finally willing to talk to me
didn't get called on in spanish today score
First time performing CPR patient lives
fills gas tank gas goes up 10 cents!
Passed by Puteri on the way to class she said Hi
Won the principal horn audition turned it down for fun!
BOUGHT glasses online didn't get scammed
clicked 'Fun' on 9gag found fun posts
challenged with meme won
try to solve a math problem which is unknown get 4/4 in that problem
jizzed chinese built a dam on it
fills up gas tank gas goes up 10 cents next day!
picks charmander gary picks bulbasaur
Kills for players in a WH They apply to my corp
Went to delve with a bomber gets 200 killmails
-40 degree weather my school has tunnels
Sick and looks like a zombie still gets an A on the midterm
went on hugelol.org laughed at every post
MOVING ON
Had a 1 NIGHT STAND IT WASN'T WITH A GUY
jODO REJOINED TEAMSPEAK
applied to one grad school got in
First of all
check out girl  on facebook her photo albums are public
Ask girl for gamer tag  She Gives her number instead
Eats cake and pf changs and still looks like a super model?  I hate you. But Happy birthday!
playing pokemon one shot elite four
tweets at band gets response
Paid $2 for Netflix contact christine 515-897-9452 or room 309 if you want this to be a reality
Killed an Enemy in league of legends called him noob
hATERS GONNA HATE  OR DIE... PROBABLY DIE
tries to learn bankai does it in three days
Went to grab an orange UDL from the fridge Only XXXX Summers in the fridge
gets back his nominations certificate  tells aden barre duale to f*ck off
gets back his nominations certificate  tells aden barre duale to f**k off
So I was like eat fist!!!!!
Went to dmv today 	 No queue
Descubre paciencia es una virtud por pacientemente pensando en una virtud
last day at office before quitting company bbq
COMPLIANCE SERIOUS BUSINESS
Couldn't answer Maths Paper Spelt my name right
TWEETED GOT RT FAV AND MENTION FROM A RANDOM HOT GIRL
GOT Suggessted friends ONLY ONE BOY
late for work boss is even later
Girl cheats on me
Only student to call out AnswerS to 2 problems in class of 300 student Both correct!
ADrian H&#229;berg f&#229;tt dame Hadde over 100 likes
Followed classroom procedures... rocked science class.
Drank hot tea didn't burn  tongue
Starts new facebook page People love it
lives in cold weather city butterfly effect brings warm weather
tEST ASFD  tesTASD F
oszd meg s uralkodj!
IF I WANT ICE CREAM  I'LL GET ICE CREAM
did a chick in the bathroom no Crabs!!!!!!!!!
hear about manti t'eo become his imaginary banker
Left Facebook Open at school No one messed with it
donated to mcintire tax deduction
Feels girls boobs  dosent get in trobel
went to bi-mart Scored some .22lr ammo
made a meme lewin laughed
Finally! lebron james won a championship
pees standing up never misses
asked to hand in books as we leave slipped out unnoticed
Gets a letter from crush
gets a girfriend frankie groom
Played Wow  got a panda hat
King Dominic
drove all the way into work found out i don't work today
mom changed my diaper success
Spell hard word then check google spelled it right
Pandaking Success
Drove Malaika home Got pizza
opened meme generator it worked
pUSHED THE NSFW LINE DID NOT GET CAUGHT
girlfriend makes a new friend with shitty boyfriend i am god
10 out of 20 in a test yess
accidentally accepted a 3:00 meeting Got it moved to 2
Came home late.. mom was sleeping
Finished frosted flakes Before they got soggy
Hot girl THINKS i'm a nice guy Wants sex instead of friendzoning ME
Opened Snapchat Music stays on
Makes website people ACTUALLY visit
forgot cell phone in class noone took it
Textbook listed for $146 Found it on ebay for $30
Took the portal to blasted lands didn't get ganked
Gave myself dreads insta-stoned
Gets kids meal at souplantation is 16 years old
Late REntal fee from Blockbusters Blockbuster goes into liquidation. no fine
Next time
one more ace under my... BELT?
Just Backstabbed 20 people no one saw
visit strip club made $500 in tips
wanted to annoy chris success
Ask parents to buy textbook for home Gets the teachers edition
Didn't know who to vote for as RHC President Voted for Lehua and got a ping pong table in lounge
Told crush I love her Still friends and haD amazing sex
Run out of toilet paper in Girlfriends house Wipe ass with Cat
GIVE IT OR ILL ''OH COOKIES!!''
i WILL MAKE YOU WISH MY MOM SWALLOWED THIS LOAD
Quit my job and gave my manager's toilet an upper decker
HAND IN ASSIGNMENT ONLINE 30 MINUTES AFTER CLASS ENDS STILL GOT FULL CREDIT
texted 30 yl girls 5 responded
FIRST DAY AT SCHOOL 40 NEW FRIENDS IN AN HOUR
girlfriend's turn to pick movie star wars
Found kingshaw dead in river ecstatic
move into new house  neighbours play good music
went to the whitehouse carlsberg &#163;2.09
optimizes landing page 0% Bounce
Decided to go to weird bass music festival got a pre-sale ticket for just $49
Aussiex Mr Drive User Banned
Sent email to abuse they actually shut down the server
finds a tractor for sale not in dorset
ALl Your legal basses are belong to us Advisablelaw.com
Musician gets a job in music
Lost weight boobs got smaller
Asked my sister for a 3 months xbox card for my birthday  got xbox gold paid for life!
Farts in public gets away with it
I gave a headshot with a wireless mouse
acordar cedo vale a pena  s&#243; pra pintar unha
Work is over  Let the long weekend begin!!!
Browsing reddit/Listening to wife ... Laughs at gif She thinks it was her story
Sent an email Notes didn't crash
Designated Driver Got Free Soda all night
Asks boyfriend not to make as much mess when cooking actually does it
temps get low have remote starter
vgre valami j&#243;t is csin&#225;ltam
Makes a bargain with ex for handjob gets permission to post about it
run into boss on the weekend does not talk about work
its finally thursday night time to get weird
Teacher Mispronounces Name Classmate corrects him for me
Turning up the music  so your voice sounds better
parents leave for the weekend big party
Did a Huge crap Wipe my bottom
saw all lotr-movies extended in one day didn't fall asleep
got license
silent fart during meeting doesn't smell
Wet shave Didn't slit my throat
Principal sits in for 2 minutes Teahcer is overly nice the whole class
Washed headphones They still work
no more ripped boxers cuz my squatting underwear came
Shows girlfriend good girl gina 'I want to be more like her'
SETS ALARM ON SNOOZE WAKES UP EARLIER THEN SNOOZE
turn on shower perfect temperature
AAkhir  Laadki Pata HI Li
50 new emails over lunch break ALL FIY OR CC
Principal sits in on class for 3 minutes teacher puts is overly nice the whole class
Got likes on facebook Without eating used tampons OR my own shit
Clicking through Random subReddits Finally arrive at a nsfw reddit
Stayed parked in front of talge from weekend didn't get a parking ticket
k l
BLOGS Sacred
Got Home FROM SCHool
ASKED GIRL TO MARRY HIM SHE SAID YES!
his mother hosts a friend of her sexy yoga teacher
yeah thnx!
messes up drill makes it look like it was meant there!
AT STARBUCKS FREE PRINTING
Joins sKYRIMcraft.us on minecraft destroys dwemer!
Slept through alarm
was romantic to a girl didn't think i was creepy
EARLY TO WORK GOT ONE OF the LIMITED FREE BREAKFAST BURRITOS
WORKING WITH SOLIDWORKS FULLY DEFINED
That moment when you remember the name of the song after the lyrics cycle your head for hours
case fan won't fit with new heatsink dual heatsink fans
catches jewfish on lure fishing career complete
COME AT ME BRO! I'M A WINNER.
Attending to connect Mega.Co.nz achieve it
worked out with tom gorman Ate one lays POTATO chip
compra una cosa in un negozio cinese gli dura pi&#249; di un giorno
new skill: potty train
SPENT ALL MORNING RAIDING FOR GOLD  UPGRADED FIVE SECTIONS OF WALL TO  PURPLE
ACCIDENTALLY forgets to buy expenssive textbooks before class shows up and professor gives free online alternative
accidently put usb flash drive through the washer still works
Downloads an app for free And it BecOmes $0.99 the next day
Stuck in traffic- Prays to St. Christopher Gets to mass on time
I drew Nothing Than I printed Nothing
Increase PoLICE FROM 11PT to 12 Win 25 LINES ON MY memory
Signs onto facebook dosnt see a status about the tampon chick
has a girl best friend of 6+ years defeats friend zone
Pushes off 1 chip The number comes in.
explanation i demand one
didn't wash cloth for half a month gf has only thongs left to wear
LOST MONEY BET WITH MY FRIEND HE FORGOT IT
3 days no skidmarks!
COMES UP WITH 80KMPH NEAR THE TRAFFIC LIGHT A GREEN LIGHT APPEARS
Got laid for the first time in two years Not As Jelous about all the  'my girlfriend and I..' posts
Wakes up at 4.15am has weed for 4.20am
advising girl to stop having sex with everyone she ask for sex to thank
waitress screwed up order get two meals in one
ate tampon yesterday
WINS $ONE MILLION ON LOTTERY DOESN'T WAKE UP SO FAST
Goes to atzinger to say 'hello' Gets leberk&#228;s and kartoffelsalat for free
falls off cliff trampoline at the bottom
No plastic stirring sticks to mix coffee? uses its own pen to stir coffee
Beaten the top of div 1.1 can't beat an inactive
three new profile pic uploads on fb three boobie pics
have a new logic game do it
Friendzoned a Girl Girl Friendzones me as well
didn't get his milk on time. gave crying a chance. worked like a charm.
Took a weeks worth of antibiotics Didn't get a yeast infection
Opened tylenol on the first try
buys 18pak coors light finds a cold miller light from yesterday 4 hours later
Adulthood comes with bad decesions... Dessert for dinner is not one of them
talking wit indian accent indian comes to ask which part of india you&#180;re from
studys for exam  stuff i STUDIED about was ACTUALLY on Exam
OP SUCCESS
Ate Taco Bell after night of drinking didn't throw up!
Woke up today and checked reddit won long fought battle to get to positive karma
call center isn't helping? becomes the call center
Sees AskReddit About how girls can make it more obvious we're interested Takes advice and now has a date for Sunday
craved mcmuffin made it just in time
5 days online 75 likes
Didn't even look for phd position gets fully paid one
Didnt do homewOrk Teacher didnt check
has dtl interview for detail becomes detail professor
has dtl interview for detail becomes detail professor
Watching a freestyle stunt show starring  Tony Carbajal
DIAMOND DIRE WOLF
ordered a new ps3 controller online got sent two by mistake
bad english no one noticed
Texted girl something that might make her mad she didn't get mad
got in a session  and my big homie like my round
Obama can't take my guns they are attached to my arms
Turns up to lectures takes own notes
Types 'Yo' in text message doesn't change to 'To'
you left your computer open
New life goal: Found
chief keef violates probation i like that
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember
didn't wear socks to the airport tsa pre check
just got a new job offer will leverage for a raise at my current job
Hour and a half late for work cause you slept in Boss called in sick
Decide to skip class tommorow get emails from my instructors that classes are cancelled due to being sick
e-mailed it service vu falw about spam e-mail terror stopped
habemus pepam In your face
TeSco Not even once
At last
forgot to buy puppy son wanted Found a cute stray
PREVENTED TWO HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS FROM ENGAGING IN ORAL SEX THIS MORNING AT SCHOOL
Need to haul stone Migrant has arrived
OLd guy offers me candy i know who you are
Met a girl from a dating site wasn't batshit crazy
e anche oggi ho fatto un meme
happy hour all night
Finished isps still has 3 hours of sleep
doing jean laundry find 50 bucks!
Opened xbox 360 first time updated it without a bug
Assigned a partner in class isn't michael beattie
3 vs zyra zyra does an epic escape
A J&#211; D&#214;NT&#201;S P&#193;ZM&#193;ND K&#214;ZS&#201;G F&#211;RUM
When i Grow Up
Casual dress day in the office Wore sweatpants
say something she compares me with a snowboarder
found a girl on pof.com who doesn't have a kid
used bleach for the first time no pink clothes
Finally did laundry Found twenty bucks
Cohabishacks nightly in base camp never gets caught
ALL I DO IS  WIN WIN WIN
task failed successfully!
Crush see me  she waves
Asked girlfriend what the problem was she actually answered
FARTED WHILE TALKING TO FRIENDS DOWN WIND
Fizemos um ened  no porto!
Hitler
I am doing l post on 4chan
COMES LATE IN THE FIRST PERIOD PULOK SIR ABSENT
Got a lot of work done today without wearing pants
Finally TuRning 18 We gona get shitfaced!!!
didn't get the exact job i wanted but i got my foot in the door
opens book opens on right page
Jessica Alba's kid after a breast feeding
I might not look like patton oswalt when i grow up
Fell up the stairs while in school Nobody around to see it
Looks over to check out hot girl at the gym Catches her checking me out
Not sure if wrong meme is stupid
FIRST TRANSMISSION OF THE YEAR TEST SUCCESSFUL
drank 17 jagerbombs didnt try to murder anyone
SENT AN EMAIL TO MY BOYFRIEND I REGRETTED WRONG EMAIL ADDRESS
do you like the school ? not ? vota f !!
YES! aNOTHER AWESOME HOLIDAY PARTY!
aims bottom left rips top right
aims bottom left goes to right
aims bottom left goes to right
Walked to high street to catch the bus bus is only one stop away
Hardly employed.. still gets to travel
Finds out he had project due remembers he did it a week ago
WIFE HAVING BABY ITS A BOY!
CUSTOMER REPORTED BUG THEY'RE DOING IT WRONG
ate my first jar of beech nut baby food and loved it
Bought tilted kilt stocks Hooters burns down
Has a major fibro flare still gets all the chores done
Found dads weed in lunch box Sees potheads
Pinning on C/SSgt INsignia Finally
Digipen professor Loves my self portrait Success
starts meme fight with meme veteran Wins
DID LAUNDRY ALL THE SOCKS HAD MATES
Forced to watch 'jessie' with little sister Episode with joey richter is on!
Tried to insert usb into computer
Exam ends @ 11:15Am grades entered @ 4:30pm
Walks in on little sister masturbating Asks 'Will you Please join me onii-sama?'
Driker SITT KISS F&#214;R EN TIA
did something bad at school DOEsn't get in trouble at home
Mom changed diaper
fapped in class teacher didn't catch me
Sees a 9gag post funny
Just dropped off a hitchhiker. Didn't get stabbed!
Packers win!!!
caught  masturbating By babbysitter got a handjob!
Watching sereniTy on Netflix  Ipod dies at the credits
Starts playing World of Warcraft Gets Divorced! More wow time!
calls his gf her dad isn't on the phone
Go shopping leave 10 minutes before the Mall is closed
Drink heaps No Hangover
METAL SHOP CLASS GETS A CAR LIFT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE ANALY RAPED BY BMW SERVICE DEPARTMENT
CMS QA sucks finished by Happy hour!
ASk parents for lift out they offer lift home aswell
condom broke plan b
signed up to 9gag to see 'unsafe' posts boobs
call of duty call of prepubic shit-nuggets!
Im gonna rip of your head  and crap down your neck
12 passed the exam including me !
Time to shit handicap stall open
Dad isn't highest earning partner in kpmg still got christmas presents
if u steal my food i'll kick ur ass
we wanted ! And we got it !
Yes!! best friend paisi!!
stayed out till 6am went to bed before sunrise
flirted with barista accidentally gave me way too much change
Servers are down Still get paid
rich relative passed was in their will
sat on public toilet seat wasn't warm
got pulled over cop was old friend from high school
Finds old finger bang girlfriend from school on facebook and sends her a poke  she pokes back!
Pulled out of driveway didn't get stuck
I didn't gave him a hug But i know how to create a meme like this
accidentally Left truck windows open overnight ipod and stereo were still there!
That moment when you get the last can of monster in the shop
Last few days aunt is in town Making favorite food
comes to home from somewhere with no umbrella on your side then heavy rain falls
Run red light in front of cop cop has 2 people in the back seat
STUDENT-ATHLETES ROCK!!!!!
I will cut You
spams hyper beam becomes pokemon master
guessed on all test questions 65%
like a boss!
survived Maja
Got drunk last night still remember everything
ASKED GF FOR SEX SHE SAID 'FINE.'
ASKED GF FOR SEX SHE SAID 'FINE.'
have instgram never post food
Went to UWC managed to preserve his ass verginity
I fisted yir maw
saw dream car in my Dreams BOUGHT it the next day
got the last slice of  pizza
Six day week Has holiday in it
When someone sends u a package for 30 days yes
Jacksonville Jaguars? Damn right we pick first!
I threw the starfish back in the sea and said
Doesn't study for test passes
gets up at 530 am on boxing day drives gf to work
Finished first semester of college lost weight
Typed in captcha image correctly  the first time
Mom came in while jerking gets distracted by a photo of me being cute
Friends with benefits? Now boyfriend!
We pay you our taxes not with golden coins but with the riches of orthodox theology
TAKES A SHIT AT GIRLFRIEND'S PLACE DOESN'T STINK
Had a dream it was christmas. Woke up... still christmas
Good job  ivcho!
Egy Mondatommal Feltudom K&#250;rni a Bali Gergőt Ezaz!!
Got all the karma without posing to r/gonewild
PlaYs zombies all Night eVery night  Gets good grades on FInals and classes
Dropped BlackbErry in pool Gets an iPhone 5 for chriStmas the next day
had to go to churc on sunday  parents didnt wake me up
left homework at home sub
Mom has dd's Loves to breastfeed
LOOKED UNDER TREE GOT PRESENT FROM BROTHER
nolongin cewek kesasar di perkosa
New nayber Black
beli cash pb dibeliin gm
Plays Diablo 3 Sells iTem in RMAH
returns from work finds empty parking space in front of home
took angry bird tote in secret santa exchange Fended off little kid who wanted it
didn't prepare a chapter in a subject didn't find it in exam
procrastinates Buying christmas tree untill christmas eve Free christmas tree
thread is concluded guns are awesome!
saw ex-girlfriend SHE GOT FAT
plays video game completes in 5 minutes
Crush became a brony
LAST GIFT WRAPPED HALF INCH OF TAPE LEFT!
Girlfriend cuts her hair Still hot
SHAVED BALLS BEFORE WENT OUT GOT SEX
Insulted someone They don't understand
Met gf's Mom She actually likes me!
has group project in calculus group members are asian
used free pass to extreme fitness never signed up after
SLEPT IN THE AIRPLANE WOKE UP RIGHT IN TIME FOR THE MEAL
counted to ten using just one hand
End of power outage 12:00
World ended Can't tell the difference
Sarah doesn't like baby pictures? bring it on
canada played binnington instead of subban. canada won a match.
got a date on dec 22 world didn't end
DROVE UP TO LAPPLAND DIdN'T HIT ANY MOOSE
Wears socks with sandals Not the end of the world
Posted on UCM Confessions Gets over 100 Likes
hit 2 trees with my car Double Kill
The river runs red
Get dumped by his girlfriend Doesn't have to buy gift
Gigi cupcakes!!! nailed it!
Woke up worried about meteor showers and solar flares raining all day
Survived Mayan Apocalypse and y2k!
SURVIVED THE END OF THE WORLD
Met a girl online She live in the same country
I survived 2012
End of the 'end of the world'
World was supposed to end... I want my Money back!
Stayed back at agarwal study centre for completing homework called mom
SURVIVED MAYAN APOCALYPSE
skype my girlfriend shows me her boobs
december 21
hyping the    apocalypse like there's no tomorrow!
Met a honce winced it
Had to turn of mp3 player to change after workout radio plays gangnam style
success found your x-mas present
MADE IT THROUGH PATHO FINAL DIDN'T PUKE OR CRY
closed 9gag a second ago boss walks in
survived like a boss
survived  like a boss
in Mr biggsy class didn't get raped ;)
Got a Magister Degree in Sociology Gets Well Payed Full-Time Employment just 4 Weeks Later
HIDES BEHIND BOX AT THE END OF THE WORLD SURVIVES
world ends 12/21/2012 builds shelter made of nokia phones
my soccer kick hit the bully in the nuts  and then bounced in for a goal
Stole Gary Bettman's car keys  now he's locked out too
Someone says a yo momma joke  says a better one then his
Biscoff cookies Don't contain any gmo ingredients
Play dubstep all night to stay up and clean Neighbors dont hear
stood around outside a store didn't get questioned by a security guard or cop
Give the early bird the worm
comments on news article hasn't read it
boyfriend dumped me didnt get fatter like he did
My Parents Use ORAnge Guard
Told the same joke twice Funny both times
Girlfriend dumped me Her new hair looks like Shit
Goes to bed Falls asleep instantly
Kids came Didn't get beaten
Boom Right in the ass
got a to-go box didn't forget it
i got my new laptop with a minecraft gift card
used coupon in wendy's drivethru didn't give them coupon
Got a mom that loves me all the time Not just when its convenient
breastfeeding nailed it
&#201;n Cool vagyok... a Szaki szar az RTL kettő
Drank Indian tap water didn't get typhoid
9gager girlfreind didnt makeme go watch twilight
SUCCESS
zombie apocalypse is coming... liberals don't believe in guns...
calls someone a shitnigger in bf3
instagram used my photo
Killed Oj's wife OJ gets blamed
I'm a Warrior and i know it
World ends on 21st december
Ludde Drgrd
goes on chatroulette  no dicks
i dont always create meme's but when I do im doing it on another character image
get caught under the MISTLETOE with a girl  got laid
posted a comment got a reply that  didn't make me feel bad about myself
drove away from cops got myself in the headlines
Sees chocolate cake next to hot lady
that moment you find out there is no homework today
Someone gave birth not justin bieber's mom
Eats Thanksgiving dinner looses weight
Loosing on age of empires  Bring in the big daddy
Watching a movie in school Movie plays a classical piece you know
buys hockey jersey for $80 same jersey priced at $117 one week later
Get Bonus check at 2:00pm submit 2 week notice at 2:01pm
That awesome feeling when you pass in all subjects
Bought alcohol for the first time Didn't get carded
Cat esti tu de mare ma!! :)))
took a course on mesoamerica found out the mayans are full of crap
confused their
got a date with the first world problems lady she isn't crying any more
Woke up on december 22 
woke up on december 22 
tREAT GIRL LIKE SHIT
আফটার লাঞ?চ রিপোর?ট ছিল ডজ মারছি :D
Got Shit Hair Wear a hat
Holiday in a week All work already done
Takes sharePoint Class Doesn't have to work on Sharepoint project
gets on to catch a predator  not the predator
runs out of ink after printing final assignment of the semester
Girlfriend wants time limit on hugs minimum
Successful relationship with taylor swift
Has to participate in online discussion is agreed with
Discovered Drugs
first tweet Worldwide Trend
Leaves for vacation early Gets 100 on the final
I would stick up my middlE finger But my fingers won't mOve out of a fist
New Guy Narrowly JOINs the chrıstmas lottery wıns the bıg prıze
get in jimie savale is dead  yeha
makes first chair in region band! success!!!
didn't Study for Italian 1.0
50% serve aces seyar anyways
I'll get you  Loukoumaki
runs out of toilet paper uses kleenex
Assaulted the crown whooped the tr's ass
Yes!! 2 out of 60 marks!
KENA BAN PERMANEN LANGSUNG DAPET 5 ID BARU
le Crash last seen: yesterday 12:49  I'm the last person he texted!
hotel booked out for honeymoon upgraded to penthouse suite instead
Watched The hobbit with wife Finally can discuss tolkiens universe with her
I heard Last Christmas again recently FOrtunately Damn Robot made a tune out of it
Had to stay up late Double 4:20
if you dont play ovipets then YOU'LL get a piece of this
Played Slender Scared slender man
getting sleepy already prayed isha at 6 pm
Watched the hobbit early won't loose 9gag jokes about the movie
Dumped by long term girlfriend dont have to buy her a christmas present
BISMILLAH SNMPTN / SBMPTN BISA !!!
PLAYED BARCELONA MESSI DIDN'T SCORE
SUBMIT YOUR FIRST MISSION TO PHANTOM ACCEPTED
arrive home alert is active
Knocked out all of my xmas shopping online
Walked past mr. slaughter didnt get made fun of
cRUSH IS SINGLE
TI JER 2 POTION 1 SIGHT WARD JSUIS OP
shits and giggles with the crew
Third Semester of College DOne
OOTO AT 4 NO MORE CAT EMAILS FOR THE REST OF THE WEEKEND
SHe's over 18? Not a Pedophile!
Started playing halo reach killed a guy in matchmaking
Lived in newport
First day of 6th grade liked by every 8th grade girl for being cute
Geplantes sechs st&#252;ndiges seminar an einem samstag endet vier stunden fr&#252;her weil zu schnell gearbeitet wurde
36 years old still gets presents from santa
in laws just left no incidents this time
KAHUNA LAUNCHES NEXUs 4 SHIPPED
has broody girls literally   eating out of his hands likes em skinny
WASHED AND DRIED HAIR EXTENSIONS BY MYSELF
That EPIC moment when Your comment has more likes than the picture
FOrgot to plug in sleeping laptop last night Still enough battery left for class
Get Sick on Thursday four day weekend!
Change how exceptions are thrown Cindy agrees
Hade f&#246;rel&#228;sning till 17.00 Slutade 16.00
So .. you are sayin .. because of different time zones
went to work restroom toilet water still blue
Clicks Photo of cute Looking redditor actually lives in my city
ended relationship still have his psp
PUNCHED ANOTHER SANDCASTLE STILL GOT AWAY WITH IT!
Finals Tomorrow Surfed Reddit
01.01.01 02.02.02 03.03.03 04.04.04 05.05.05 06.06.06 07.07.07 08.08.08 09.09.09 10.10.10 11.11.11 12.12.12 ZAŽIL SOM ICH VĚTKY!
IM MEGAN FOX'S BABY NUFF SAID
check engine light comes on 48 hours after passing emissions
Went to Which Wich Got Double Punches
has take-home test realizes graciela exists
dropped phone in toilet it came back to life
got only class today booyah
Didn't study for finals
Loses last lead pencil finds it on floor later that night
That hot girl on facebook liked my status
Arrives 1st on Campus wins free parking spot
When asked if both calcium hydroxide and calcium carbonate were the same Said yeS
Took a shit didnt shit blood
Finals Over Forever Hibernation!
That moment when you stop boduch on the 1 yard line
registered for role play haven. met emily.
twitter is up
No Purpose still on hot page
tHOUGHT i WAS SKINt FOUND FIVER IN MY POCKET
bought a mac-menu wins a big mac
Look at girlfriends photos no duck face
North-west news delivered free rubber band!
First speech team meeting oh yeah.
SEXY SAM WINCHESTER DOG
I'm sorry BUt i'm really happy your other relationships didn't work out
got an email from teacher on final's week final exam cancelled and passed the class
Ben and amos are Both coming to Town? yessssss!
I sell mints because i'm fresh
20 years old still gets presents from santa
Pretend to not see cleavage get better cleavage shot
hell yes
you can make it
yessss i get A like
they Said he was too skinny breaks world goal record
NEapmeklēju nevienu stundu Dabūju 4
Passes out 35 birthday invites 37 come
gets called hacker on cod is just good at playing
Headbangs No frizz
On screen for more than 5 seconds longer than I expected
wind blew tree down fell into neighbours garden
woke up this morning was able to walk to the dorr without tripping on something
Had to get christmas ornaments out of packed storage locker they were right in front
Got wasted last night didn't fall on my face
made it through one week without getting uniform fine
Makes anti chuck norris meme Chuck norris memes still come
Score 34 pts in 4th quarter no stagg bowl for you crusaders
fast 6  & hangover 3 may 24
yessss!!! we're having a baby
Yes! I know things without knowing things
went to go buy journey dad already bought it
sent email to professor gets response within 15 minutes
she liked my picture on facebook kasme yara im on it
got physical from hot doctor didnt pop a boner
mom walks in room without knocking wasnt fapping
Gambled on a fart Didnt shit mysElf
thought i was wrong i was mistaken
Started Gun Control Rumor Republicans Spread it Like Wildfire
Freaked out while studying Aced the Final
Asked a girl out Over A text while Drunk She said yes
Miss fortune 4ever
Might not have sex that morning? Girlfriend one who points it out - Has Sex
When you Make the class laugh and you feel Boss
Attended Mass on Holy Day Didn't need mass card
Dressed as magic mike got a hot girlfriend
Went to my favorite band's album launch got free Vip passes
visited yahoo chat. met brandon.
switches the radio On and A CHRISTMAS SONG IS PLAYING IT'S  RAMONES
So drunk i fell off bike Could blame the road for being slippery
SINGING SONG IN THE SHOWER THIS MORNING LATER SAME SONG PLAYS WHILE MUSIC PLAYER IS ON RANDOM
Dana isnt here bagel friday
No-shave november ended still haven't shaved
Uses memes in desperation Still gets sexy time
She cheated one me I cheated on her first
CAND VoI FI MARE VOI FI CA CHUCK NORRIS
switches the radio On and A CHRISTMAS SONG IS PLAYING IT'S  RAMONES
Cant win at Pvp Adds rules thAt ruin all the fun
missed the shuttle bus to class checked email: class canceled
Said something random said a dope bar
played slender didn't get scared
Missed the shuttle bus to class checked EMAIL :class canceled
goes to non-work related website access denied
scrap industry full of douche canoes starts secret FB group and fights the man
For Hot girl call (207)-227-4858
movie as friends sex
just realised rizzoli and isles is up
Spells of ove Teacher doeSnt notice
Goodbye! ...Because I got over you!
couldn't be bothered to get out of bed for 10am lecture cancelled
gives girl i like a nickname she likes it!
That Feeling When YOU FINALLY FIND the song you've been looking for
Went oN jim'll fix it Didn't get raped
Didn't do homework Teacher didn't check
Used windows trouble shooter it really works instead of some bullshit
found out a girl that i've slept with is now a pornstar cross that off the bucket list
DECEMBER 6th  Still haven't seen a duck post
real men  collect fight figures!
I am going to fist you
Got home from work the kids were in bed
bad song comes on  as soon as i get home
bad song comes on as soon as i get home
Studied 12 hours before final test Achieved high distincTion
I'M JEENA AND I'M SMARTER THAN YOU.
Got invited to a friend's party by his friend's girlfriend
test result one mark higher than your friend
went to Jr. college all of my credits transferred
Watches Big bang theory understands the jokes
Was drunk actually made a good move
Lost 16gb Usb found 32gb Usb the next day
Chuck norris' job description: Like a boss
chuck norris' job description like a boss
Doing Apps import
starts playing grandia doesn't have to change the hero's name
f**k yeah I've seen more boobies than you
Kid asks for something new for X-mas. already purchased it!
Wins Jackpot Doesn't scream vctory
You mess with my computer I mess with your mum
Sylwia to nie imie Sylwia to przydupiec afganistanu
help old woman cross street get 100$
farts like hell dog starts barking
decides to Skip class today recieves email later that the class got cancelled
Told husband i was making stress due to period he didn't mind
went jogging in the snow didn't break anything
oNLY GOT 27% IN EXAM sTILL pASSED!
how i feel after winning  back my qc points
NO DISLIKERS  IN THE CHANNEL
designed shitty graphic in 10 minutes shitty graphic convinced natalie to design awesome one
gets life taken away takes it back
marmelade bread fell down landed on the right side
Bang your friend's mom He finds out
America
Took an arrow to the knee kept being an adventurer
Whimsy!
Holds Lecture uses boards correcly
happy holidays ? merry christmas.
yessssssssssssss 25 kill streak
Slim Yes
Win games like a boss
i saw a deer  and was not scared
egg rolled of the counter! already boiled.
world ends on December 22nd The hobbit comes out on the 14th
post sarcastic yet insightful facebook status profit
Idiot cut me off in traffic landed in back of my gramma
Read bible TO PROCRASTINATE DOING WORK READ THE BIBLE
showed the stylist the haircut i wanted got it
Kwan wasnt here today still accomplished more than a qazi taught class
Had a large cup of coffee next to laptop didn't spill it
when i grow up i wana be a patato
girlfriend: 'i want us to stay friends' with benifits
It's monday time for $1 domestic bottles bitches!
Finished College Stats Didn't Jump Off A Bridge During the Semester
Recorded a Battle Got 10 Clicks
PLays draw something with girlfriend she draws slimer perfectly
EXAM WEEK LET'S DO THIS
Made Bowl picks based on which mascot would win in aN actual fight Won anyway
GETS INTIMIDATED BY FEATHERED VELOCIRATORS AND T REX WITH PLUMAGE ON DINOSAUR DOCUMENTARY FEEL LIKE RANDY FROM MY NAME IS EARL
Have to drop a twozey at work handicap stall is open
finished pediatrics CLERKSHIP didn't get sick
1k likes
bUYS A BRAND NEW iPHONE 5 DROPS ACCIDENTALLY WHEN HE STEPS OUT OF APPLE SHOP
Finally got out the frienzone
Bad presentation in class Get compliments
I don't care what IT Says I'm using my smartphone at work
GOT CAUGHT MAsturbating by parents just a dream
Used splash attack super effective
came to the library with chris everyone left
Invests heavily iN AWESOME
says to teacher he is gay gets to use girls wardrobe
lONG DISTNACE RELATIONSHIP gF HAS ALREADY SEEN TWILIGHT
Gets hungry gets pussyy
BUILT A SUPER HEXAFLEXAGON FOUND ALL SIX SIDES
PBK done
One day closer... to thatchers  funeral
Invites friends to Bday Celebration Everyone shows up
fire alarm goes off kane isn't topless
Thought I was supposed to work at 11 turns out I work at 5
finds no toilet paper in the porterjohns has enough mre napkins to wipe himself clean
that one moment when you guess the one liner correctly
Bought a holden commodore didn't fall apart at the first corner
Spent whole evening with duncito still alive
تنام قبل ميعاد البرنامج بنص ساعه تصحى تلاقيه اتلغى
sees hot girlfriend for the first time with glasses even sexier
in certain time of your life you understand that not only candies and chocolate can be sweet thats called - becoming adult
Bored at work.... didn't gamble a weeks pay online to pass the time
Look at me I THOUGHT OF MR.sPEKMUN
cleans household tubs did not get water all over me
didn't call mom mom didn't care.
Yes! after only 4 trips to maury she found my daddy
.89 Not overdrawn
Benedikt earned  30 € on WorkHub.com
attended class first time this semester analysis of what we saw previously  blew professors mind
Got a 69 on my test average was a 65
goes tanning gets tanned
we're gonna get that wolf!
Scores Points with girlfriend's mom By making fun of girlfriend
15 laborų per naktį challenge accepted
Had Lou's for lunch Still productive
TRAM started without me ran to next stop and caught it
meme wars won iii
I Dont always looks like a kids But When i do
hjhjhj bmbm
Friend has a daY off No ball hair on the toilet
FALLS ASLEEP IN CLASS WAKES UP AND REALIZES HE SLEPT THROUGH NAP TIME
WENT OUT LAST NIGHT STILL MADE 9AM LECTIURE
SLEPt IN
Sleeps through alarm boss isn't in today.
went to soham got pav-bhaji withing 30 mins
Opens Locker At The Gym Previous User Forgot their pound coin
Did sedimentology presentation got an a
my boss told me i got 2 days
Made it to Thursday Still sane
kollar mest bes&#246;kta hemsidan onlinepizza.se
Saw hot girl changing got laid
biar kata gue kecil tapi jagoan gue gede
Overslept DAy's college courses spontaneously cancelled
Crashed into a parked car. left my contact no one called!
went to india My friend looked more like a terrorist than me
Plays league of legends Gets the first DecA kill
If i no go to ParTy I will be flipping shits
3 new parts 1 qualification
Finds money in pocket didnt know i had
A MEME PAGE That post  ACTUAL MEME'S
Ate PiZZA OFF OF The Germy Box DiDN'T Die
FInds paper on the ground Winning Lottery ticket
Runs a red Light in front of a cop Doesn't get pulled over
Learns ta drive a massey before he can even talk
Dumped by girlfriend bangs her sister
wow patch ist da shorty muss arbeiten
SLIPPED ON BALLOT PAPER VOTED FOR ROSSCO
Make a post Use wrong meme
Thought i'd get a D- on a paper Totally got an   a-
Orders from newegg doesn't get stuck in maumee
got coffee grounds on rim of aeropress managed to fix it without starting over
Mom watching me browse 9gag nothing inopropriate
Procrastinated till last day still on time
suspect of POSSESSING an ounce of weed legalized in colorado
Gets gay friend I get all his girlfriends
MADE A MEME SIMON LIKED IT
donate pennies for free the children or else
Made a meme Mrs. Cobb liked it!
Teacher asks question Gets the right answer
daddy's gonna pay for taking my milk!!!
Lake of rage Hey look a shiney
ate acid didn't jump off a roof
chinese for supper gonna make my friends jelly
hot pizza delivery girl eats something besides pizza
Told crush that she is like the long piece in tetris for him Got Girlfriend
Learns SVN Reprograms all the internets
Woke up 30 min late ready even sooner than usual
Dropped iphone Didn't broke
Uninstall Xsplit Save the earth from global warming
Showed my favourite film to gf she loved it
Told long distance girlfriend i already have plans of getting drunk with friends the day she comes home for christmas she promised a BJ for the hangover
finds 4 strands of xmas lights they all work
wore sweater inside out at work this morning no one noticed
Got high ate a salad
walked out on crappy clothes didn't run into no one
plays support no jeroen as ad
Badluck brian attempts to make a meme wrong picture
Sends you a link online not a joke about your mom
accidentally left door open dogs didn't destroy anything.
Gaat je vakleer docent naar een congres voor school Geeft je mentor een vrije dag van school
fixed a bug in app without making full release
Gurp
Ate everything at thanksgiving didn't gain weight
Just closed 2 insurance claims AnD It's only Monday
YOu Know who i am i'm Not toby Turnet
Yes! Shareena is responding on whatsapp
LATE TO MEDIA DOESN'T GET THE DEATH STARE
Spends all day playing videogames legit professional gamer
birthday is next week girlfriend says she has period today
mum cant find something i found it!
TOOK CSci102  when NASH was here
GETS ESOPHAGEAL CANCER CURED
Success
PUSHED RANDOM BUTTONS DID A FATALITY
Scared girlfriend into having babies Plan worked!
E ANCHE OGGI HO FATTO LA CACCA
insulted somebody on the internet felt like a big man
what happens if you die in the after-life? you get an even better one
Went the day without an I.D. Didn't get caught by joan
tried to make complicated origami model didn't tear paper
OVerhears a fallacious comment Does the research to refute it
SHE SNAPCHATS ME FIRST sHE WANTS THE d
Drank a bottle and half of wine No Hangover
yesss!!! uiteindelik klaar met die puk
minum 10 botol bir sekaligus kagak mabuk
put a soda in the freezer to cool remembered to take it out before it explodes
Woke up at 6 am to pee didn't wake up the kid
drank 12 beers only puked 3 times
GOT DRUNK MADE IT HOME
didn't study for exam good guy phil passed me the all answers
Got in Trouble with the auRor office They sent dawlish
PSY Successfully Beaten Justin Bieber On Youtube
youtube ads movie trailer I wanted to watch
So
fed dog squash casserole. No regrets
MASON YL?? IMMA BE THERE
Girlfriend works at subway see the advantage
dared to lick an ice pole hand warmers fall from the sky
Was about to say that Black hedgehog's dog news is not world news people were going to agree with me
Works at concert venue House music isn't christmas songs
Has zombie apocalypse dream survives
Brooming leaves before snowfall Wind pushes leaves in right direction
farts a stinky one on disco blames on the guy next to me and everybody beleve me
Went to subway got two napkins
heard hostess is closing buys last twinkie in the world
I just pooped nailed it!
goes to bus stop bus already waiting for you
Ordered new phone and otterbox from two different sites arriving on same day
Spelled a word correctly ON THE INTERNET
Spent Entire week with Parents Didn't start smoking again
wake up with morning wood because of girlfriend
buat dummy banyak gak di tilang mark
got sick on thanksgiving.. didn't overeat!
F.CK THE CONTENT! I'M THE KING!!
managed to get away with doing no work today boss never noticed
GETTING INTO EXPRESS STREAM YES!!!
Have a girlfriend she insist to buy anything on her own
HAve a girlfriend she insist to buy anything on her own
YEs  I won
Gets raped no aids
goes to class faps
never looks like his working completes all jobs assigned to him
Only aTe Thanksgiving dinner today  Not Stuffed
English class was about to start fire drill
has a big test for school school closed
don't know a question on a test answer is in another question
Pedo bear doesnt look for me Ive already found him
Just got my period Not pregnant
ayen hayeeen  dil garden garden :P
MISsed breakfast to get to work seminar on time They were serving bacon rolls
KENTUT DI KELAS NGGAK KETAHUAN!
bettman fired
Took a shit on my own
Took test scored normal
dating a girl from subway now she has to make me a sandwitch
joins a PREDOMINATELY male organization  gets girl anyways
Consoled a Girl at Work Got a Hug
I just gave every relative in the house pink eye next time they'll treat my momma with respect!
Am now best friends With my best friends best friend
Gets to write open-ended Essay on Democracy for a Political Science CLass   Quotes Neil degrasse Tyson
granma has to fart in class comes out silent
grandma farts came out silent
wearing sweatpants
teacher takes so long to check homework you finish it before they check yours
wakes up no rock hard erection
drops egg on floor merely to pre-crack it
Wore unclear goggles to practice coach didn't yell at me
Blog-Tests #1573 'Fixed 'Promote Content' button for new promoti... - Stephen Gregory':  success
correct your friends and feel like sheldon cooper
GOt a GIrlfriend She's not into twilight
Found a Profile Pic Dosnt look wierd
tagged in facebook pic  didnt look stupid
He is Going  To Play FTB
Blurted out in class
became rich overnight  joining the billionaire boys club
assignment due tomorrow manages to be absent
pangkat msg skill Gols
doesn't matter had sex
BETTMAN IMMA GET YOU BOY
doesnt do homework for class no class next day
go outside  finds 40$
Can't Wait For college.... Sneaky Poo Time
Dreams about bf instead of other men
prof's computer dies halfway through lecture get out early for thanksgiving
Dressed formal today Get job calls and coffee with smokin' hot chick
Haven't lifted since summerbreak Still does 90 kg in max bench
give me your crayons and your snack-pack
Met paul he was wearing pants
Supposed to drink chocolate milk after working out Was going to do it anyway
lcc
ate shitload of dominos clean getaway
Implemented Random SAP Note Actually solves the problem
DOESN'T PRESS DOOR OPEN PAD APPROACHING A DOOR dOOR CLOSES JUST AFTER WALKING THROUGH
Tries the kamehameha wave actually fires an enerrgy beam
Magikarp used splash its super effective
Start Wii U No update
opens a can of very cherry all cherries
Cookies Are Mine
in kindy and Got the first kiss today
Listening to electro swing Before it was cool
rz premier silver event started 3 hours ago still gets ps3 for $199.99
Thought of sweet riff at work didn't forget it
Schedules a random vacation day does something productive
Bought call of duty black ops ii girlfriend has migraine tonight
HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SHE DOESN'T WANT TO WATCH 'BREAKING DAWN'
Woke up late Got the last PowerPoint socket
My poke was so strong i winn !
watched dreamcatcher didn't vomit
Internship ended gets hired
Has to write a kanji test still has fun
always wanted to do parkour then i found out there was something called ' gravity '
played black ops zombies killed fat mama
touch as many boobies as i want 'cause i'm just a kid
Try to put a condom for the first time Kingsize is too small
first day at school stole a diploma
managed to die only 10 times success
Meets kristen stewart gets a Smile
boyfriend does something stupid he agrees to see twilight as an apology
Had trolls in my team still won
nEEDED A NEW WELLET FOUND EPICSTOKE.COM
used mnsu library bathroom didnt get stabbed
Makes meme in spanish gets thumbs up
got jumped by a cat fixed it.
Leaves keys at home door still unlocked
Has girlfriend she prefers watching pokemon instead of twilight
has a girlfriend who also hates twilight
You Still Playing Sims Social???
has girlfriend she hates twilight too
get's shredded doesn't lose muscles
haters try to shut me down 9th anniversary in december
put extra bags next to trash can they took them all
so many grocery bags to carry from car to house made it in one trip
girlfriend wouldn't answer texts she was busy mowing the lawn
Solved for x answer satisfied the equation
woke up late and thought i missed usa formula 1 race i'm in europe
20 years old ALKOHOL at the vuxenbord
YEAH! NO SCHOOL TOMORROW!
had a big
Makes meth lab doesn't explode
NEVER MARRIED DIE VIRGIN
Success finally at the end
DOES SOMETHING STUPID GIRL LAUGHES AND GOES OUT WITH ME
FOUND TWINKIES AT SUPERMARKET
DEFENDER Wins war ANYWAY
Glasses fall in crack between wall and bed grab them without moving bed
glasses fall in crack between wall and bed grabbed them without moving bed
Ir para o brasil em agosto aulas so come&#231;am em outubro
Ordered an apple turnover | they said only Cherry turnover are available open bag at home | got an apple turnover
omg !!! YES KRIJG NE KOFFIE
yes!
comes home reeking of weed parents are asleep
goes to bar and orders appletini still gets laid
ASKS HIM TO REMEMBER THE TITANIC .. HE SAYS HE'LL TAKE ME IN HIS ARMS
Uploaded stupid post made it to hot
Stelena broke up Delena TIME!!
upgraded to first class
Brother messaged me before midnight
nicht viel erwartet am ende doch mit eike wunderbar gefeiert
Weekly emergency broadcast on T.V During commercial
Semester Starts 5 Days Weekend
pOOLER FIRE AND pD ASSISTED pATIENT BEFORE ARRIVAL aNOTHER cODE 5
Friday First day away from hello
friday first day away from hell
sits in bar with love interest
makes meme gets voted up
brings girlfriend lunch gets it in
Beastie Boys block on radio didn't play 'Fight for your right'
puts drugs in santa's cookies has unlimited presents
gets a cat feeds itself
Ran out of nice clothes casual Friday
Finally tried some golferaid  LOVED IT!
SONG STARTS WITH BANJO MUMFORD AND SONS
Pumped heaps of skids tonight Did not get caught by cops
mel's birthday is today no more reminder texts!
Up 2 pips on EURUSD Takes profit
yes made more than one face today
Left a 12pack of vanilla coke in my car while at work it's ice cold when I drink it on the way home
Rafferty
Finds out playschool isn't on  Fistpump!
Weekend camp comes today
AFK SCARABS CARRIES CALVIN MA
Goes to see breaking dawn with girlfriend Gets in car wreck and dies on the way
Replay Mass Effect 2 Don't punch newscaster
lawyer doesn't show for court date neither does the cop
YES !!! wifi is switched on
Armagedon kurwa!
siapa yg bersunguh-sungguh akan sukses man jadda wajada
kamis jumat libur main game 24 jam
100% Virtue's Last Reward Game never crashed
do 15 min of homework see 6 hrs of memecenter
ate some prunes didn't get diarrhea
WATCHED FOREIGN MOVIE WITH NO SUBTITLE UNDERSTANDS THE STORY
我的花样?真多
Got toptweet NO one understand the meaning
Dropped a tool in the engine bay IT MADE IT'S WAY to the floor
goes to a computer science meeting MEET actual girls
Not studying for a quiz Lecture said that he can open book
Just Eats sand Becomes famous meme
wakes up in the morning after drinking the night before contact lenses are in their case
Goes to elo hell learns new language
Completed zelda with only 3 hearts
cleaned hands and utensils with warm
paraLLEL PARKED IN BUSY TRAFFIC FIRST TIME!!!!!!!
wakes up in the morning after drinking the night before contacts lenses are in their case
did a big fail when played my instrument no one noticed it
You SHoot me down
Already graduated still gets piece on P21 Concert
Zipped a very tight backpack zipper stayed intact
Made a Hell Fire ring It was Crap
has conversation only with memes
someone replied on cg society
FOUND HEATER IN BATHROOM SUCCESS!
works in intensive team wing doesn't smell like poo
The Moment you find What you weren't looking for
good luck cupcake!! you've got this exam ;)
WENT TO THE HARDWARE STORE ACTUALLY FOUND THE WANTED ITEMS
make fun of foreigner they dont understand
reposted someone's link got more karma than them
simply walked into mordor jacked that dude up
breastfeeds for the first time mom works at hooters
thought i had to do danish vita changed it to friday
Turns on radio they're not playing rihanna
SPOKE WITH AMRUTA got EVERY SINGLE WORD SHE SAID
Enters an online competition Won by default
GETS A DODGY HAIRCUT DOESN'T MEET ANYONE ON THE WALK HOME
WROTE PAPER THE NIGHT BEFORE STILL GOT AN A
Paid bills before Black Friday Pay day is black friday
Sent email to wrong person they were all blank pages
Patton oswald live
JUST WHEN I THOUGHT I WAS OUT THEY PULLED ME BACK IN
Plays tuba in tune plays tuba in tune
I'm dying  you die
Tumblr Went down - so i had a wank F5'd tumblr - Working again!
got my own meme from kelsey ognibene and then realized that this rhymes!
hates girlfriends favorite tv  show no new episodes
Unser Plan Ist aufgegangen
12
Unexpected exam epic win
Trying a meme for first time hot page
no money on myki out of service
sits in a different desk doesn't wobble
Came inside after session avatar: the last airbender is on tv
pre orders a game gets here a day early
guesses on 90% of a test gets an A+
only 10 days delivery time on internet awesome!
blames drought on albino's gets away with it.
Attempted to open Facebook at SLU NET LIB It Was not Filtered
Reached for movie 20 mins late Didn't miss a second
10 bucks on cung le to win by ko boom!
Suddenly realize all you have to write on birthday card is... 'happy birthday!'
owns with darius friend didn't commit suicide
t-dog did what no other black man has ever done made it to season 3
Isn't in school
went out with jonathon had fun
went to rialto didn't kill myself
Throws Harty potter party pretends it's for her 7 yr old
LUPA NGERJAIN TUGAS NGERANGKUM 20 LEMBAR DOSEN GAK MASUK
'Star collected' like a boss
my best friend is become my wife
Survived Divisoria..... TWICE!!!!
i ve got an aquarium fishes lived for more than 2 months
won lottery in dream already won lottery in real life
Waited by toaster for bagel Didn't flinch when it popped
i played maplestory before big bang
opens clam finds plum
digs straight down finds diamonds
Four friends online Talking to two
car in front of me on last lap at laguna seca spins out at cork screw
needed to fart in the cinema farted during an explosion
Played fifa13 Defeated real madrid on legendary
When my ig crush likes my Picture Yessss !!
ADDED A SOFT BOILED EGG CREATED AN INTERNATIONAL DISH
stalk hot girl's facebook pics fall in love with hotter friend
just looked at a new playboy magazine didn't get caught
Ate taco bell without shitting myself yessss
Texts the girl he likes. Gets a response.
10 victory points? Game  On
Took a picture no instagram filter
got the phOne bill They owe me money
Makes a need roll of zero nobody else rolls! YES!!
Hungry at work remebered i have poptarts!
Goes to ferris for breakfast there's real bacon
Hurry Up Vermont i'm losing my patience
make bad jokes find soulmate
two-parent home gets double the juice
Just made a Facebook comment Liked own comment
ATE LEAFY GREENS THUG LIFE
Just took a dump only had to wipe twice
Slips and faceplants in shower Doesn't Spill beer
Wakes up at 6 o'clock remembers it's saturday
god put me in this world to do something I am doing engineering
Flys across Country for a week No checked bags!
Taking cell pic
chrome adds spaces to bookmarks zooms to 75%
Obama Won time to hit hanuman temples
yes
purchases a mad style wrap... ...instantly
Class starts Only half a day school
sometimes i grab my boobs well cause.. i can!!!!!!!
sakshi gave me a diary note  i din't show it to my parents
Took a massive dump in a public bathroom nobody came in
Shows up to finance seminar Meets love of his life
hi mom  im going to make your life hell
saying cleared for take off instead of cleared to land the plane landed safely
I didnt dO MY HOMEWORK THEY DIDNT ASK FOR IT
Reading a Good Guy Greg Meme I would act like him
Professor compares multiple inteLligences to a box of smarties Hands out free boxes of smarties
Voted for Johnson vote not wasted
this kid right here always dodging bullets
nincs n&#225;lla pingpong&#252;tő Samsung galaxy note
your kids are dumb
Took on outlook express And won
Martial Arts training: 'ok
Had to walk a mile to my ward still beat the line!
Stuff to Read on My Kindle Didn't have to lift a finger
parked illegally on campus didn't get a ticket
Received Promotion Soul and Dignity Intact
wat????? fukin perv
finds bowl of candy that says 'take one' takes two
FInish a rather hard topic for presentation lecturer didn't ask any question
posted loads of words
6:15?? On it!!
worried i wouldn't have the 8gb to play halo 4... 221GB Free
Had one day to write paper dst made that day 25 hours long
thinks Critically
CELINAC
don't have my name on the ballot running a write-in campaign anyway
Wanted to lose weight instantly got a haircut
SEE'S A LEGO LOOSES BALANCE STILL DOESNT STEP ON IT
SEE'S A LEGO LOOSES BALANCE STILL DOESNT STEP ON IT
TRY TO LOG ON WEBSITE I HAVEN't checked for months first login & password correct
bought a laptop on craigslist wasn't broken
aw yaa  and send fabi a donut too
pat lee getting his first ar15 for christmas
life gives him lemons eats lemons
Notre Dame about to lose in double overtime? Pitt kicker shanks the kick!
Goes TO GIRLS ROOM FOR DRINKS GETS THREE BLOWJOBS
saw paranormal 4 thought it was ok
sees paramormal 4 thinks its ok
Had to create a meme for class Came up with this
went to the doctors didnt get one shot
Goes to a tournament won a match
Feels like Midnight Only 11pm
watching walking dead don't have to listen to roommate since he's at work
Friend re-marred the same dude never changed her last name on my phone
Yes carl !! Your mom is dead !!!!!
proposed to girlfriend she said yes
Thinks Leia is in love with luke Turns out to be her brother
Goes to same taKeaway 3 times in 4 days Doesnt get recognised by staff
Just being ME still have Worlds most beautiful GF
Daylight savings time gained an extra hour to study
hot girl catches me checking if she has a ring on finger she doesn't and smiles back
Went home for the weekend remembered to turn off my alarm
Milked a cow blindfold Jim fixed it for me
SUCESS
takes pregnancy test as a joke detect testicular cancer early
DONT MESS WITH bLIndfireable
Boom like a boss
got flu shot didn't die
Turn clocks back an hour Extra hour of sleep baby!
dropped a deuce lost 3lbs
Last call 2am turns to 1am
seat 1/32 in a-chem as a freshman
Got up for school realised it was a bank holiday
Used bing to translate didnt get jibberish
It's better to rock twice as hard half the time than rock half as hard all the time
smoked CRYSTAL meth no drain bramage
if you like this page you r awesome  trollomatic
says bad word loudly nobody hear me
weekend not broke
40 Days of Prayer Time to Discern!
Lets divide ny into 10yd segments and clean up sandy's mess!  Great idea Mitt!
RANDOM GUESSES ON EXAMS DISTINCTIONS
page requirements 5-10 pages 5 pages it is
Gets taken out  of dorm chosen to prank girls
Smells so good Guys can't think straight
rarely chats on yahoo
Forgot what to say remembered having sent an email about it
Eat Spaghetti with a white shirt doesn't splash one drop
TALKED TO JOSEPH TELLO SAW HIS REAL FACE
Walks around greeley at night doesnt get mugged
City gets hit by super storm never loses internet access
Auditioned for x-factor Simon Cowell wasn't there
completed bar exam got hired at law firm with no prior connections
just saw lukeness monster mines bigger
Got 61% on a science test ABOVE AVERAGE!
Its my Birthday getting ass tonght
late for appointment other person is even later
Friend Starts dating Hot chick Called Shotgun if it doesn't work out!
Walks into class late professor walks in after you
gets drunk does'nt call ex
Math Exam in 30 minutes bomb threat cancels it
doesn't score for 10 games plays hull and scores 2 goals.
I did it and i did it good...
Too old to Trick or Treat Professor passes out candy
Aiming for record traffic 5
Forgot to turn off sunset invasion dlc aztecs invade fatimid hispania
Tied in fantasy football still beat casey petersen
Kill two birds with one stone
creates popular meme was logged in
SIGNED IN ON FACEBOOK  AND WENT STRAIGHT TO THE TEEN STARZ PAGE
fell flat on my face nobody saw
Gf want to watch disney movie star wars
YES IT'S TRUE JUSTIN BIEBER IS OFFICALLY GAY
Took a massive deuce Hardly had to wipe at all
Got 4 pieces of chicken  in 3 piece combo
Got blood drawn did not pass out
*walks into room after hurricane turns on light* 'WHY U no turn on?!?!'        'oh yeah POWERS out'
buys nerf gun gets real gun
went outside got a read life
SOMEBODY STOLE MY BACKBACK! but its alright i pooop
Concede 5 goals score 7
Bought Sweets for Trick or Treaters No one came to the door
Hurricane sandy rips through town away on vacation
Forgot kids breakfast old lady has to go to the store anyway
Went through sandy Didn't loose power
Went to to cockpit tuesday made 9AM lecture wednesday
cake day is on halloween no way i can forget
Halloween Get to wear jeans to work twice in a week
Random boner? emergency fapendectomy
got jarvis to admit he's evil  nailed it
I won the last game of league of legends before going sleep
Yeah
Gets Drunk Remembers to use condom
listens to jb dOSN'T KILL HIMSELF
Arrived 2 hours late at work Nobody noticed
ate a sandwhich didn't explode
woke up today ordered bioshock Infinite's songbird
Ipod wasn't working threw it against the wall...now it's fixed!
woke up
called a stupid tard boss hears super star
Never has to acknowledge Sister's sex life
Pulled out my wallet impressed them with my library card
in the middle of a hurricane  has not lost power yet
Time to kill at the  airport ? merge kernel code !
fails a math test Finds out a friend Did worse
rides a unicycle first try
Would supermarkets even want to implement the Mobile Minimart?  yes!
Creeperhost... Offers Bacon
lives in western canada  doesn't have to worry about hurricanes
pillow smells like girlfriend
I KICKED A DOG NOW IM ITS MASTER
got an a on speeling test teacher can't speel eether.
parents buy my first bike it's a honda
Yes My gf is bi!
gets a 'a' didnt study
Yoga Pants
Drug to 6th street by girlfriend meets ekow
banged a milf  get in
knew school was going to close a week ago  i DEFIANTLY have powers
o fred  cria um post  e eu consigo ententer que caralho ele quer dizer
Succesful Thread jacking
Its wintertime tomorrow  I can sleep an hour more
Running Late for work and hit a deer New car! and reason to be late
kp ahogy kt csaj puszit ad neki j&#243;kpű rajta
Has the flu Still gets a Halloween costume
DOLlar over in price doesn't have to pay extra dollar
LATE to sursum CorDa meeeting Still gets back row seat
SAW JAHIN IN CAFETERIA DIDNT SIT AT MY TABLE
Walks to the shop inn the pouring rain gets a cling film and a ribena
Attempted Mad King's Clock Tower Only Cried four times
signs legal document awesome signature
Got killed by a camper in call of duty Blew his ass up with a c4
remembered Pre-reg Got my class
double perc attack at 3:00 am both succesfully defended
Turns on TV
DADIO AREK NANGIsAN BEN OLEH DUWEK
don't give up success awaits
Go-KITS? WE GOT EM
Laundry Day All Sock accounted for
Sell burgers in india make money
success i lost my virginity
girl knows everything about the internet rick rolled her
Barely meet her dad he already likes me
Drops phone Doesn't break
goes to a rock/metal bar crush comes too
Guy asks me to punch his balls challenge accepted!
3.7 GPA '100%' CB match to Harvard
Exams? You've got it covered!
Goes to Starbucks before closing time Gets all the bakery goods for free
GETS TOLD HE MAKES SHIT MEMES MAKES ANOTHER meme
Said I was Hungry Roomate made me a sandwhich
Girlfriend's birthday not on facebook still remembers it
had a hot chick over she liked my tea
Burglar stole my laptop Tracked the ip with dropbox
Accidently put flash drive through the wash still works
Pulled an All nighter aced the exam
went on chatroulette didn't see another mans genitals
Did the mario test to a broad she passed
No longer a colonel they promoted me to captain
WINS FREE TICKETS TO SEE ONE DIRECTION CONCERT CANCELLED
parking in cois gruda v spot
Girlfriend got her period
Get paid more For same amount of work
opens cytology bag utc  unchecked
Sends Drunk Texts Still 100% grammatically correct!
sends drunk e-mails still 100% grammatically correct
Built Rectifier circuit in lab Actually converts AC to Dc
Found paper today ripped it into thousand bits
Went on vacation DIDN'T GAIN WEIGHT
Learned to tweet #winner
Learned to tweet #Winning
Gets Disconnected From FIFA Game Doesn't Get 3-0 Loss
Gets Disconnected From FIFA Game Doesn't Get 3-0 Loss
had Chinese food for dinner. The take home boxes are made in the USA!
Too tired to go to morning class it was canceled anyway
Nanowrimo Nov. 1st
skip early class It gets cancelled
dost ne wrapper pakra tha lado naam dal dia..
GETS A MULLET ONLY LAUGHED AT A LITTLE.
Introduced to Reddit by boyfriend  Overtakes his Karma
Superdrys student event on oct 30th... gets 20% off everything
Buys alex one ticket gets 5 free burritos
obama
Failed report card don't have to go to parent teacher conference
Girlfriend tries to break up end up having a good time
creates meme one like
class is better when the teacher is hot
facebook stock up google stock down
Nothing feels as good as having nothing to loose
bam!
falls over lands on twenty pound note
Thanks FOR Listening
Ran out of shampoo and conditioner at the same time
Decide To Get out of bed to class on cold
module 1 quiz in training scored 100%
IT IS GETTING COLDER OUT SO MY LAPTOP DOESN'T OVERHEAT AS MUCH
voted romney not wrongfully accused of being racist
Duels a tournament winner at  yu-gi-oh HE QUITS IN FRUSTRATION BECAUSE I'M WINNING
Yess Jam 5 Badminton Sek!!
! adopted ! the new father is dave.
Got a soda from taco bell straw didn't break
Punch a kid for calling you a name in front of the cops cop arrests the kid
Broke a condom Had two on
Hey guys my voice Got deeper Uses it in video
TacTICAL NUKE
wHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? wHY i OUGHTA...
Has better sex life than guy whose girlfriend has two vaginas
Woke up late this morning Started vacation
poked bina she hurts herself on desk
Need to do homework reddit is down
without computer all day missed reddit being down
Friends a Michigan state fan see him same day they lose to your U of M
Starts Doing Homework  Realizes it isn't due until next week
Uses webmd Doesn't have cancer
adopted mr. & mrs. eastwood
remember birthday of somebody without facebook
boo-yah no preschool today
excited to go to work long weekend ahead
60 years old still goes trick or treating
Finally got graduated black ops 2 Comes out this year
Going through dirty pants pockets Find enough money to do laundry
21st birthday On a saturday
plays fifa doesn't disconnect from ea server
69 viewer of video You must all bow down to me
Group with noisy kids sat next to me in the restuarant Moved to another table and enjoyed my lunch
Friend complains about spamming on fb already answered properly
OVEN BROKEN PARENTS ORDER PIZZA
looks on steam see's that hepwins is streaming
ACCIDENTALLY DROPS MIRROR DOESN'T BREAK
stayed up late caught the fap #likeaboss
Plays paintball No brUises
PICKED UP A CHICK WHEN SHITFACE DRUNK WAKE UP NEXT TO MISS UNIVERSE
found teachers Mistake
'Md' ok 'worship leader' wants a drum chorus Nailed it ...
first time to make a meme for aki yatco made her laugh
does something impressive in front of my crush
had to puke on acid became a rainbow
plays duck hunt shoots dog
Ran 100 meters In qwop
Live on the wrong side of the tracks got into a high performing charter school
use eraser on crappy pencil whole eraser didn't tear off
getting science fair partners got hottest  girl in class
Gets to Cru Late Hauer thinks your there early
playing tests today never got to bass section
Just picked up aldean's new album
power fight the
found a vırgın father buddy ın popmundo
Nothing to wear? Magic closet activate
Sent email with meme reference at work It guy replied with meme
Wooed Girl in italian Don't actually speak italian
Accidently looks for locker in ladies changing room Leaves unnoticed
night with hot prostitute Penicillin handy
havent been eating all day found ananas can on upper kitchen cupboard
closed 9gag to start studying mom enters room and think was studying the whole time
oi jack imagine this is jemma
Gets Car Insurance renewal in Mail premium drops $500
Have new glasses Girlfriend stills love me
Woke up this morning banjo string not broken
teacher about to give out big assignment bell rings
take the stairs to second floor adm door opens on first try
Am a gamer getting married
Atm machine is in order No surcharges
Has a girlfriend
1 O'Clock: Arrive for jury duty 2 o'clock: 'your service for the year is complete.'
you are not like page david rx Click Like quickly .. I'm very Angry
Wanna Watch the leauge figure out buddies Netflix password
Asked her on a date... she said maybe
Rode a bus in cleveland Didn't get punched by the bus driver
Freerunner says flips save lives fag kid uses logic to prove him wrong
SPENT 3 YEARS FOR DEGREE BECOME BUSINESSMeN
Threw the basketball in the air on the buzzer swish!
we are the 1% that pass dyno sampling
kissed drunk hot girl on party she actually liked it and loves me
forgot condom  girl has three
VISA EXPIRED TWO WEEKS AGO GOTTA TRAVEL BACK HOME TO PICK UP A NEW ONe
That awesome feeling when The person the cut you off meets you at the red light
That awesome feeling when the person that cut you off in a hurry ends up at the same red light as you.
I saw a girl her string strap f#ck yeah
ABLE TO ENROLL In COURSES AT NCSU FCUK YEA...!!!
Arrive a la cantine a 13h il reste de mon dessert prfr
VOTE GAYER 520
Arrives to work late Still in before the boss
Didn't finish homework-> sent out of class get to eat lunch early
remembered that i forgot to read for my properties class then i realized that it wasn't due til two days later
Dropped the soap oh wait
Tested this generator succeed!!
exgf blamed me for failing at university DRopped out  again in the next semester
in a hurry to get home got every green light
Bridge in ross closed goes to the holy faith
TooK a vacation to the states Lost wEight iNstead of Gaining it
got accepted to college out of state
got bullied at school didn't kill himself
religious debate opponent is a creationist
BENCH RACED ON INTERNET TODAY HOOKED EVERY TIME
Makes witty meme wins argument
Posted Comment on Facebook Generated meme
Hello I kill you
Gets binders  Full of women
ran stop sign no cops around
randomly selected for search at the airport they found nothing
Missed flight which was already cancelled
has to walk across campus yoga class in the quad
jump from 120 000 feet learns how to fly
new facebook message from crush
Get into poke war wins
loves 27th still hot as hell
gOT TO GET A DEGREE iT'S OK i'm ERASMUS
went on Jim'll fix it didn't come out with lifelong emotional scars
not old enough to be intimate with gals. feels up paris hilton.
Homework To Do but must call BF Bf asleep
Miss the net by 3 feet glass gets an assist
Taking Civil Procedure ONly Two Units Behind
Builds a great friendship with an awesome girl already in a relationship breaks up with boyfriend
Holidays cup final wins 5-0
Gets good comment on csi and given 400 p2e points good for $20 reward zone certificate
Aaron you have to be succesful
success comes with dignity
success comes with dignity
only 40 seeders to 400 leeches found korean seeder
GUY trying to waste time on fifa 13 steals ball and scores
i may be small but i pack a punch !
Colin Klien for the touchdown
has homework to do finishes before game time
song that was stuck in my head all day is playing on the radio
i have an iq  over 500
left Computer in studio didn't get frapped
Double Miderms Tomorrow পড়ার Mood নাই!
Wears abu pants from bmt 3 years ago still fits
Woke up late for work See email from boss...Out sick
MSc thesis accepted for publication
wins an epic match 1 health point left
got crumpled paper into waste basket on first throw from across the room
ATE FRENCH FRIES DIDN'T GET CANCER
LA FAMILIA VAI C'Os porcos
homework was hella easy got to use the word 'hella' in a meme
cleared history before mom got on the computer
hamza akhai for vice president problems solved
Does laundry for the first time  Doesnt lose any socks
Aver preso 'solo'  due note in un giorno
got drunk with bruce no hangover
watched russell crowe last night no nightmares of being molested
The concessions stand only had red powerade someone else didn't like blue
'your package will arrive in 5 days' Arrives in two
Got traffic ticket 4 mos later case nolled!
Valverde blows the lead Tigers Still win
Dont listen to him they said
Listening to gangnam style can finally do the cowboy
go to chatroullet actuallt see boobs
go to chatroullet actuallt see boobs
main characters don't die i'm imortal
really heavy night woke up without headache
apa loe! berani sama gue? gue jitak loe!
I SUCKED THE BOOBS OF ALL MY EX AND MY ACTUAL GIRLFRIEND
accidentally texted crush i had a sex-dream with her she likes it
Jamie was about to give up Gets a house and a chick
Emily is bored Has great time at Playa DEL Fuego
DID NOT STUDY FOR 4 TESTS GOT ALL 100
put on playlist  First 3 songs are the only ones i like
Rubber Broke After i pulled out!
chemistry final turned lead into gold
goes to homecoming drunk wasn't caught
Annual €30+ Billion weapons export Get Nobel Peace Prize
DiD not put boobs on picture Still gets FEATURED
DIANE ASKS FOR RAISE SHE's on a ROLL - Gets it!
forgot color theory let's play dragon city
Cat puked dog ate it
Put laundry in... now I can play on the internet for 2 hours
baby preak says tons of damage
MASSIVE FART BAUMGARTNER GROUNDED
lost my viginity took her in the ass
likes to play dnd on saturday all his friends are available
WIPE MY ASS TOILET PAPER CLEAN AS COTTON
GETS DRUNK GETS A DATE WITH THE BARTENDER
Yeah i like tickle me panda
got drunk night before
Make a facebook fan club over 100 likes
Biden'd
District staff came in today didn't have to do a role play
uts kemaren nggak belajar tuntas semua
ROAD THE T-BAR ON MY SNOWBOARD Made it to the top
Road the t-bar on my snowboard made it to the top
Do You think i'll grow up to be like george W. Bush? no
Just got Audited Didn't get busted!
blood in my stool only tomato skin
toilet paper on sale name brand
Plays basketball with Black kids Gets picked first
Got my friend in trouble  told him to take it like a man
Be a part of Alumni Hall Council Don't have to get signatures
Farted in class  Nobody Heard
Watch the debate like a good citizen Playoff game goes to extra innings
Looks up to check out hot chick she looks away because she was checking you out first
boss thinks i'm answering emails gaming on my wikipad
Bazinga!!
Wrote random spanish words Actually made sense!
opened the book immediately on the right page
SPELL A BIG WORD ON YOUR PHONE NO AUTO-CORRECT
Big sister's birthday Makes homemade birthday card
Friday Night Top of the pops and pizza
yes i'm GeniUs i wRote my name mYselF!
Footling pizza sub from subway Correct amount of pizza sauce
35 pins
one in the pink
farts during class  everyone thinks its the chair
beats an asian on anything
Amnesty protest via text messages 1000th protester
Used aIMBOT ON TF2 dIDN'T GET VAC BANNED
Saved $120 not buying book for class 74% on the midterm!
Gets fifa 13 before any of my friends
haven't read for class in weeks someone else volunteers to take the case
One more class left Lecture Cancelled
Sped past a cop doing 80 guy following me got pulled over
watching internet no 9gagers found
you watching the weather channel One day were gonna block that channel
Finds new favorite show all day marathon on tv!
Gets 3 upvotes top post in subreddit
ONLY FOUR MORE WEEKS Until nov. 6 help me win this fight on abortion
HARD CANDY $14 ON AMAZON $4 in WALLY WORLD
Got on Angel didn't us MyDSU
yesssss m.tech report submitted
friend pulls out cig smokes it outside
forgot to set the alarm clock woke up at the exact time
writes stupid joke to crush message was not send
tickle me 1 more time... and i'll shit my nappy again
SAW GIRL WITH HOMESTUCK SHIRT HONK!!
googled for the text        'Am I the only one here' surprise pr0n
became bhavikas friend got free cookies!
ran out of gas  at the pump
I liked someones pic on facebook They liked my pic too
uploads repost gets more view than original
uploads a repost gets more likes than original
On Software support Nobody calls
farted in public nobody smelled/heard it
Goes through a bad break up Passes exam
finally got some wifi  in my college
and that would be  how it's done
Went on CHAT ROULETTE DIDN't see any GUY's DICKS
CAUGHT BY GF HAVING SEX Threesome
wears a geeky shirt to school hot girl comment's how awesome it is!
forgot beer in freezer  didn't explode
Got Adopted Lives A  happy Life
everyone thinks my hot friend and I are related I must be hot too
Blair and chuck are going to be  tOgEther fOREVER
DROPS WATER BOTTLE LANDS UPRIGHT
STARTS SINGING THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS ENDS IT
No class on monday whole semester
Typed GG WP 5 Times honorable opponent
And i'm just sitting here masturbating my girlfriend
Took p-chem lab extended quiz in 2011
Eats captain crunch doesn't cut roof of mouth!
turns 30 in 5 days still gets asked if undergrad
Plays
Dad quit smoking he can now pay child support
HUNG UP THE PHONE to girlfrend BECAUSE OF THE TV  WHEN I CALLED her BACK
CAN'T EVEN TALK ALREADY A MEME
Opens Microwave :01
Shorted AAPL skimMING off profit
thanksgiving dinner i got the leftovers
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Nobody is perfect I am nobody - i am perfect
teacher tells me to use colored pencils uses crayons and she doesn't notice
buys cat chicks love it
goes to buy cigarrets old enough
Takes a dump Angel poo
found a cheeto under the couch
Charges &#163;9k Hits HEFCE CAP
asked julie to come to my school said yes
Survive's Dr.Saini's Speech
live in taipei spent nt99 only for 3 meals a day
Goes to sleep doesnt miss m5 game
enters firetruck pulling contest the mighty men aren't in it
Plays on lakers Kobe passes
went to anatomy lab in the middle of the day left and the sun was still out
... graduated
Drank 12 Beers yesterday Solid veces
BECAME ENGAGEMENT STRATEGIST ONLY COMMUNICATE IN MEMES
Hugged Tori didn't get hit
Ithaca is now a moon in atalia
23 min 300 creeps Np Froggen
drunk texts a girl i like her iphone got stolen so she didn't see it
I'm a Mormon I Know it
Follows me Becomes a MILLIONAIRE
Has level 1 Pokemon  Beats a level 100
done a shit in a bucket drank rat poisen while at it
forgot lunch boss orders sushi     for all
Woke up This Morning Realized it was Friday
Made it to work  on TIME... On a Friday
YES!!! A new wIKI...that doesn't need to be seen
Applies for planetside 2 gets it
plays pokEmon Has girlfriend
used the self checkout machine by myself
Wore matching socks Two days in a row
YEESSS!!! got my PFD
Visit from anoying in laws decided not to stay over night
Drops toast butter side up
summer night not bitten by mosquitos
protein FARTS  wife still loves me
Girl asks him what day it is Its October 3rd
cheers for nebraska even when down against wisconsin Nebraska wins!
condom ripes during sex  realizes it an hour later after pulling out
HAS Girlfriend efficiant
yess i won the battle and the war
screws princess luna gonna pay for that in the morning.
condom riped during sex realizes it an hour later after pulling out
still DOWNLoads anime and music before the cybercrime was taken into effect cybercrime law was trashed the next day
Trying to figure out something to do this weekend. Just remembered the british invasion show is this saturday and its free.
gets full thought out before other person in g-chat does
Vote like your kids Future Depends on it
Vote like your kids Future depends on it
Ate jellybean in theatre wasn't black!
Thinks she's being paid 13/hour gets paid14/hour
Crushing  MOAR$!
No milk in the fridge Pours melted ice-cream on cereal instead
No School on Friday TGIF tomorrow!
Diaper Label says 20# max Challenge accepted!
woke up without morning wood
Finished homework  two hours before its due
called teacher mom no one noticed
saw start of a spoiler avoided seeing the rest
I saw my crush and her nipples too!
we won!.rohit sharma no 1 noticed my batting.. hurrah!
Trak 2nd lvl lige f&#248;r lukketid Virkede efter genstart
orders from campusspecial.com doesn't wait in line
It's cold outside I got the desk
Made Contact with Neighbors Didn't have Panic Attack
JESUS MAN
Jesus man
All midterm questions were from the study guide
Anna Got Slapped Slapped Luke Back!!
Cyber-Crime? Bring it on!
Forgot to mid-dump flush didn't clog toilet at the end
telling everyone i'm not related to the guy from gangnum style but secretly i am
works unpaid internship gets paid
put pillows under my dog's head so he thought it's my legs dog didn't wake up
STUDIES AT TAMPERE UNIVERSITY of Technology
Studeert veel te lang Boete wordt afgeschaft
meets icelandic girl pronounces sigur ros correctly
prays St. Therese Novena Every Month Receives requested roses.
Kicks dad square in the junk blames it on gluten
Finished wiping with last square of toilet paper
Got trapped in a box by a Cockney nut job Had a cup of tea
ALEX WAS GOING TO MAKE MEME BEAT HIM TO IT
OpenS paypal dispute getS ALL $1.99 back.
Min hypotese Stemmer overens med mine resultater
Bought a Louis vuitton wallet and bag made in french
Write tom hardy fan letter claiming hes your hero punch him in the face when you finally get to work with him
got a 3 hour not with merrill
pass police wasn't even speeding
PRETEND TO SLEEP IN THE CAR MOM CARRIES ME IN
I'll dance when I want to Back Off Grandma.
got Facebook notifications none is a game request
teacher calls on you when you're not paying attention   and you give the correct answer
goes on youtube finds video instanatly
Calculated the entropy Didnt look at the answer key
I am stronger than a doughnut
died just before ios 6 map
Asked ruhee to homecoming she said yes
pours lucky charms all marshmallows
being able to tell my grandkids i did not vote for mitt romney or barack obama
checks fridge on Sunday a Bottle of Club Mate
Elizabeth high school marching band messes up show still gets first place
removes bra.... double d's
Visting in-laws check out book shelf Had removed embarrassing stuff before
Sorry For PArty Rocking
Flush toilet before my last wipe dropped toilet paper fast enough to wash down with the water flow
i defeated ... Slender
i support pinecest yolo
hears the begining of 'any way you want it' by journey not a commercial
Throws ball in gutter still gets strike
SMOKEs SHARD SLeEPs
who makes poops i make poops
USES METRONOME FISSURE - IT WORKED
put 8 water FOUNTAINS in a row That'll show 'em
reached in a bag of pistachios pulled one out unshelled
put hand in bag of pistachios pulled one out unshelled
ma&#241;ana tengo que lograrlo no e podido sentarme sin caerme al sanitario
Prerelease #Yolo
stayed up all night writing a paper didn't fall asleep in 8am class
Get in meme fight Win
awesome moment when your crush likes your photo
Getting spied on by coworker Alt+TAb FTW!
Deploy Blog to Production #173 'No changes':  success
Coworkers forget birthday take me to lunch day after
Sent email remembered attachment
Pasted Link Got Featured
The battery of computer got empty while playing a game autosaved just a moment ago
moms not home
Drives home from work Hits every green light
Nailed IT!
SOLVE Q.18 IN FRONT OF LECTURER
drunk & lost make it back to ship on time
down to my last chicken wing
We are Throwing a housewarming party
All Broke Today Gets paycheck the next day
kills bathroom bug with both shoes
Interrupted in class Still made my point
Stalks theChivery for a KCCO shirt GETs two
Just beat my personal record of consecutive years lived! 30!
life gives you lemons make bud light
gets answers wrong on the test still gets credit because I tried
Phone goes off in class kid next to me gets in trouble
Looses Ticket sale to Juniors Allowed to wear Free Dress to School next day
doesn't do homework Teacher gets ill
isso s&#227;o P&#202;SSEGOS man?
orders extra corn for Pizza GETS a Can full of corn
Flag Football is strictly business
theme night dinner in the mess sth american
have homework study
MY EX-GIRLFRIEND GOT A JOB NOW I'M HER BOSS!
Took a shower this morning didn't forget the towel
camping in woods didn't bury my shit
recieves tricky text sends amazing response
key in the front door lock at night first try
I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE I'M COMING
Saw Po today didnt get drug tested
saw po today didnt get drug tested
two engineering midterms back to back nailed it
i flooped the pig and destroyed your husker knights
lock out the players still collect 8 million dollars
Beans tonight oh yess
Uni se gar aya... darwaze pe crush mil gai!
Got facebook from girl in anonymous chat room She's hot
Slept through class todAY jUST FOUND OUT CLASS WAS CANCELLED
SURVIVED The great Steam collapse of 25/9/2012
I didnt choose thug life... Thug life Chose ME!
gets a 73 on 1st CS exam...worried class average is a 38
dream girl gives close friend head still somehow in there
Farted really loud everyone wearing headphones
Goes to printing lab at 1 am isn't attacked by slender
Needed a loan Fish4Loans sorted it same day
Talking with vegetarian about beef MAkes him mad
Deploy Presentation to Production #10 'No changes':  success
All i had to say to her was  I'm black
Had to take a shit No one in bathroom
forgot video games when I moved away for school girlfriend agrees to bring them when she visits
Pees on carpet no-one notices
late at first clASS TEACHER DIDN'T GET IN THE CLASSROOM YET
RUNS INTO AUTOMATIC DOORS THEY OPEN.
kidnapped by jigsaw wins the game
Needed my wisdom teeth out missed drill
gets caught looking at friend's paper friend gets in trouble
dropped the fishbowl in the car Fish still alive
comments responded to
College readiness day has 5th and 6th off
stole shit
gets challenged by sabrine owns her big time
buys shoes online they fit like a glove
declared awol.... returned from kp duty with pocket filled with fiber one bars
Reached 5-7K RPM VTEC just kicked in
Picking somEthing up at parentS house WanNa stay for dinner?
wow Mists of pandaria launches this week girlfriend is on period
UNEXPECTED VISIT FROM THE CHIEF AT THE FIRE STATION RIGHT WHEN I WAS DOING SOME CLEAN-UPS
I got administered a field sobriety test I passed
DOwnload a song named hot girls 320 kbps audio
36DD I sucked those silly
pARKed IN Copernicus  no new dings on car
didn't do mr martins homework never asked to turn it in
morning showers kickoff sunshine
REALIZES CRUSH HAS GREEN EYES!
Opens Sunshine's thread sees that there is another Shutout
Holiday inn Downtown  sold my reservations to someone else Just got 'em back at $7 a night!
sues for copyright infringement wins
born colour blind sets world record time finishing rubics cube
gf woke up early morning sex
Parents on Vacation Left money for food!
turned on a computer that hasn't been used for a year still working
turned on a computer that hasn't been used for a year still working
not found during manhunt epic pwnage
AYO MAJU TERUS Pantang mundur
When i code from the hip and there are no errors on first run
gets dragged into tiffs closes in 20 minutes
Having trouble in math 1680/81 goes to learningcenter.unt.edu/si and finds the si schedule
Sit in available for 17 minutes take a minute long call
Plays With broken ribs comes back and wins the game
fell asleep at a school computer woke up 10 seconds before  it logged off
MISPELLED 'REFERER' IN SEARCH ARTICLE I WANT HAS SAME MISPELLING
didn't finish dinner still got desert
Late for assembly Didn't Get in Trouble
Hits Toe oN CORNER OF WALL DOSE NOT HURT
Paper due at midnight emailed to professor at 11:59 pm
Hell YEAH!!!!!!
When Joe Madera accepts your friend request
THANKSGIVING DINNER WEAR SWEAT PANTS
50 cents? FREE!
throws water on teacher doesn't get caught
blew of school lights for three days  only one day detention
puts phone in locker survives bag check
is it on dev yet? it is
PLAYS LOL  HAS HOT GIRLFRIEND
Finished EE Printer didn't screw up
y3mel registration met2a5ar mydfa3ash 3 gneeh
Luke goes bald gets tupe
Saber listened to my recording asked if i want to join her to karaoke someday
Vodafone helping maori's own other peoples dogs
Tried Something Succeeded
Got laid last night Wasn't a fat chick
Accidently  touch a girl's boobs She said it's okay
Find cigarette pack on street Has 4 left
starts a meme conversation trolls you by taking extta long to respond
Took girlfriend out to dinner she liked the consistency
i don't always use memes but when i do
Doesn't pass to any of his teammates still scores a try
PHONE LOW ON BATTERY WHILE LISTENING MUSIC FALLS OUT JUST AFTER THE SONG FINISHED
Store still had the suit I tried on last week Bought it
First day of lacrosse practice scores a goal
Got an interview for assistant team lead didnt even apply!
internet addiction is in DSM V manual made internet meme about internet additiction
Got bombed by a pirate didn't lose any hearts.
cops found marijuana stash in car didn't find cocaine
Wrote a migration Works first time
forgot to take wallet when goıng out found $100 ın pocket
404: Page not found Managed to catch error
said 'bang' Traffic Light went green
Vick throws the most ints in the league Eagles still undefeated
Rangers lost on pens Why you raging foth
Told date she could pick the movie She picked star trek
Got pulled over Hot lady cop
Feel asleep watching Real Madrid and Man City Woke up with 25 minutes left
done with class before noon i think that's all i need to say
practiced A lot gained skill level godlike fps player
Gains Freshmen 15 Drops 2% Body Fat
4 years in the company still survive
Explains .NET tools to customer and has mild success
Proxytube  geht wieder
Had a dream that I shit my pants woke up and didn't shit my pants
iphone falls on the Ground Screen Doesn't Break
Motivated for 20 mins back to playing video games
The champions league starts tonight
Friday I'll go to london
Took out phone to see the time actually paid attention to it
sold a calibration doesn't get returned
Watches MTV awards dont recognize anyone
Condom broke She didnt even Realize it
make a meme on memegenerator.net at least 5 people liked it
logs onto memebase no more shabbiriv memes
got text from ex didnt text her back
It's your 26th birthday and you don't look older
PICKS UP KID FROM FIRST DAY OF PRESCHOOL STILL ISN'T THE SHRIEKING ONE
going to  glasgow
Drinks Bottle of czech Rum Still seeing world around
First day of video shoot complete
DIDN'T SET ALARM STILL WOKE UP ON TIME
day of 9-5 class Happens to be a holiday
i am the best
Sims A Match on fifa 12  wins without getting injury or yellow card
SCHOOL WHEN FIFA COMES OUT NO WAY
Takes 4 on 3 asignatures
Shit in college toilets Don't make any noise
Thought today is monday it's tuesday
Aimed to Pass Finals Scored 51%
Addicted to Slotmachines Wins the 7 million jackpot
Parked in the city for 5 seconds didn't receive a fine
Meets girl not first of the year (equinox)
opens bag of chips gets a full load
Poops on LeeLee face No one tells the difference
PASSES EXAMS DOES NOT CHEAT
took a full week off for rosh hashana only 2 vacation days deducted
take girlfriend to an open bar party make out with a girl and i am invited
doesn't want to cook roommate orders pizza
Went to charnwood didn't get murdered by a dude with a wet floor sign
buckle yo chinstrap
did a fart in class wasnt loud
lost my blanky found it in the kitchen
Woke Up after A night of Heavy DRINKING NO hangover
10% of total marks deducted for every day late? Invalid Penalty clause
Sick of text got  video
FISTS LIKE A BOSS
first day at lcc used this fist to beat a kid down
mom couldn't find something found it
Goes on meme generator loads first time
Drink a BOTTLE OF SHEEP WHINE DONT GET A HANGOVER
kate's baps!? Get in!
john terry  gets owned again
Didn't wear ghungroos pragya aunty didn't notice
Lunch Specials from 11am - 2pm walks in and orders at 1:59
Went to your house banged your mom
99% Complete on Timesheets Got my leftovers from the fridge
farts extremely loud in front of girls they all blame stephan
BORN IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY still have all the first world problems
got assassin's creed 2 on pc stripped off cristina's clothes on the first try
ASKS GIRL TO HANG OUT girl's not on her period
makes a meme gets the votes
LOSES PENCIL AT SCHOOL FINDS ONE ON THE GROUND
POSTED A SUB-PAR SUCCESS KID MEME GOT TO THE FRONT PAGE ANYWAY
See all the school begin posts still have holidays!
Saved the TICK BOX SAVED THE WORLD
Gets drunk on a friday night still has enough money to drink on saturday
Boss is supposed to leave on friday leaves thursday
Orders no tomato on taco taco comes with no tomato!
Plays MW3 for hours finally gets UAV
A Kid who tells on another kid is a dead kid
nes ninja gaiden 3 aced it!
commented on a post didn't kill the conversation
Goes out with Courtney marchant no charges filed
joins lakers kobe passes ball
Greg 'the leg' Zuerlein is projected the most points out of all kickers thats my kicker
walked to the front of the assembly without tripping
wore yoga pants to school today Didn't get caught
Hung Dress Shirts to Dry Doesn't have to iron them
FAILS TO ACHIEVE MLG PRO STATUS MAKES OWN LEAGUE
Damn Skippy my excel formulas worked
Posts about the iphone 5 klout score goes up
Corn. Pooped it!
Creates pro christianity meme People like it
buys 20 tickets sells them at 500 bucks a pop
buys used text book important parts are already highlighted
see the speed camera on the side of the road brakes before it flashes
cries gets kissed by hot babysitter
acts like total retard girl thinks he's funny
Filled up my car last night gas 7 cents more expensive today
Disregarded homework
EAT 10 DONUTS throw up 11
friends said 'you dreaming too much' dream come true
Fall down the stairs nothing is broken
Playing with my self SO STRONK!
Found My soulmate life's complete
morag meets pickachu and snorlax dosen't die
Opens starburst packet two orange
Does Maths  Gets Miss Blewwit
has a meme argument wins!
JUlia wiesz co ?... Piękna jesteś od co xD
Gets dumped has one night stand the same weekend
changes song on spotify with 1 second remaining
spells word rong point still gets across
Forgot call-in jury duty for a week didn't get called in
I saw your TLDR Enjoy your downvotes
jOao Marcelo joao mARECELO
loses a lottery finds out that his clone won it
didnt do home work teacher didnt ask
puts car in park Song on radio ends
he calls the girl she calls him 'Daddy'
found the exact font already installled
Turns itunes up by 12db feels like techno god
Washing Rice Doesn't Lose a SINGLE GRAIN
They are going  TO STRIKE
Challenge to smile at random park visitors Accepted!
tauba auerbach?? i known of her so long
trolled on battlefield time to go talk about myself
passed alonso wasnt penalized
hacks in to school computer thinks hes member of anonymous
Saw Mr. Weinberg in hall Didn't talk to me
Sees engineeering girl not a guy with long hair
Played wrong note Ended up fitting in the chord
so you're telling me i'm using wrong meme?
Remembers to shake before opening juice
hear's mosquito kill's it
Walks down devon lane doesn't get raped
Nods at bird Everyone trying to kill me dies
WAS BI BEFORE IT WAS COOL
walked out of JB-hi-Fi didn't get bag checked
menninger jokes still cool a year and a half later
akhirnya nenek hamil
size 9.5 sold out good thing i also wear 7
HAVEN'T LISTENED TO TENACIOUS D IN YEARS... Still remember all the lyrics!
football season starts no longer works in sports bar
Gets a facebook notification not a farmville request
i just got laid epic fistpump
Runs and jumps 10 metres safe in bed
makes meme about hector  he laughs at it.
got all 8 pages... did'nt even die
My colleague argues with me at work i fire him
banned by jay unbanned by murdo
WENT TO THE LIQUOR STORE THEY DIDN'T ASK FOR ID
BROKEN LIGHT sTILL WORKS
looking for the best  student got jonathan doctor
Left the car windows open all night Didnt get robbed
LOSES CASH CLIP  HAS A SPARE
friends with james and alec
walaupun air udah mengalir tetep ke masjid!!!
is white beats asian in maths test
Forgets to turn on alarm for college wakes up on time anyway
morgen nach amsterdam
one more time  around the sun
Forgot to feed meter didn't get ticket
THAT AWESOME MOMENT WHEN U KNOW U GOT UR TIFFIN FROM NOTREDAME CANTEEN
had popcorn got that kernel out of my teeth!
Defect 3589? BUSTed!
had a threesome last night MFF!!!
ALICIA KEYS to perform AT VMAS
Forgot to pay phone bill Wife Still cool with It
wrote a word for ap homework success
CAOIMHE POKED ME YESSSS
YES! she text back!
didn't clap my hands at the beginning of my sermon
Just got tickets to rutgers got talent
Went to play COD No 10 year olds on
Pay People to dig holes and fill them back in shovel ready!
curd fell out of the fridge It didn't pop
GEOMETRY  HONORS
CHUCK NORRIS BABY WENT BACK TO PLANNED PARENTHOOD FOR A REFUND
told people i'm from kansas they didn't ask me if i have seen a tornado
CANT STOP LISTENING TO  SAIL
Married 28 years Still in love!
wakes up late for school snow day
Family Asleep Time to masturbate with the woman i like
Steals lyrics off youtube best in period
gets in facebook fight about band actually wins
FINISHING MY CHORES A MINUTE BEFORE MY FAVORITE SHOW COMES ON
Talk about Social Cognitive Theories Pass Course
Forgot to turn alarm on for work still woke up on time
Forgot to set alarm after 3 day weekend woke up on time anyway
Went on a scary roadtrip didn't die
NO MORE BREAKING BAD EPISODES UNTIL NEXT SUMMER NEW DOCTOR WHO EPISODES!
didn't wear a jonny period arrived the following day
only see hot friends on facebook&#180;s profile Have made out with all of them
Goes to Bed dreading the morning Realizes there are no more morning lectures
Buys real beats by dre faggot level increased to 100
copied entire profile to new pc everything still works
Post a link under 9gag post clickable
Today i actually did something
Highest Debt in Record spend another trillion
Joined facebook 1000 followers the first hour
catches a cold no sore throat
Gets results back U
fakes he knows aswer to question by raising hand doesn't get called on
Missed out on Cake? Leftovers in the Fridge!
I once prayed for a new bike
Boss took the day after the holiday off get to GO in to work late!
Girlfriend had period never even noticed
PLAYS MODERN WARFARE 3 DOESNT RAGE QUIT
LEAVES HOUSE: MORMONS VISITING NEIGHBOUR RETURNS HOME: AT OTHER NEIGHBOUR
Went on Omegle found a cute girl
takes dump goes down in one flush
Loses ranked game league of legends client not working
RenegadeXtreme  NAILED IT
yes
listened to bvb didn't turn gay
got a Feed darius owned by a blind
Wants to be president Only competition is newt gingrich
Good idea! someone should do that!
goes to kurri high comes out without an std
Having an affair with a milf hunger than her husband
Gets adopted Good Guy Greg
wants to be president Competes with Newt Gingrich
fell asleep with glasses on didn't destroy them
goes to agricultural college  still has a girlfriend
pulled over by cops cleaned stash out of car this morning
Falls asleep in train wakes up at my stop
buy a 6 pack of crumpets 7 crumpets!
Write a vague Facebook Status Get lots of attention
The moment you realize there's an assembly in school
Too much time on the internet now only communcates in meme's
return home laptop still there
Bent down to do shoelaces found ten dollar
Does apush project night before its due Gets a c
burak for maths class  or such a dumbshit
smells like weed when i got in my car found a bowl under the seat
finds out kevin is stupid  laughs
job se resign  agle hi din dusri job mill gai
killed rebecca black no one bothered to search the corpse
mY PARENTS ARE TAKING THE TORCH BEARERS CLASS i GET TO PLAY WITH COOL TOYS IN THE MOMMY/DADDY SITTING ROOM
Got diss Awesome come back
Is asked to help with Homework Teacher shows it the whole class
*le sharma i am shining star of the month
DROPS CAP TO DRINK LANDS UPSIDE DOWN
hEARD FIRST FEW NOTES OF 'LIGHTS' ON PANDORA WAS BASSNECTAR REMIX
Wear empathy belly to work Get MATERNITY leave
takes a focused photo becomes famous
'IMPOSSIBLE' LEVEL ON HAPPY WHEELS WINS BY 1 TRY
SHORT SellS STOCK ALL WEEK NO QE3
Is about to fall asleep while doing homework remembers has mio energy
DIZ PARA N&#195;O SE PROCUPAREM COM A MATERIA E RETORNOS MARCA RETORNO NA SEMANA SEGUINTE
went to banho 29 didn't get sent away by the cops
10 HOURS TO GO 200 words in
roses are red violets are blue i got full marks in maths and so did you
hooks up with super hot girl when drunk last night still super hot the next morning
Half hour later to work boss isn't in yet
stays up late finds out about new Metal gear first
walks into mrs fairweathers class reliever
found a spider didn't lose her. killed her
Challenges himself to lose 10lb in two weeks Loses 11lb in two weeks
presses 'a' on start screen gets through to menu
too late in classroom teacher still not in class
SPEAKS FRENCH WITH THE HOTEL STAFF GETS TO DELAY CHECK-OUT TIME BY 6 HOURS
AANchal after getting a commit successful
Takes WBT's to gather knowledge get calls that have nothing to do with what I covered
Posts Something on reddit got 2 karma
Clan CDC Manager
drank loads last night.. no hangover
downloaded wow update.. installed successfully
installed gasket not mushroomed
First class of college all girls
When gtu declared the result hell yeahhh
Starts going bald Has perfectly shaped head
footbalL is back yes!
First Day Of School Crush is in 4 classes with you
Picks blues on songpop no one else has a clue
played mw3 today terminal wasn't chosen over dome
Slept in 'caus  MSM's Sunday Mass at 7 & 9 pm
girlfriend  downloaded skyrim
LET OUT OF CLASS ON TIME
finished laundry found every sock
opens packet of fruit pastles doesn't get any greens
HECK YES! NO CHURCH SUNDAY NIGHT!
got that old guy .. again
puts in a dollar wins a car
First job interview gets the job
lost my virginity at the brothel
Is told it won't run on windows 7 installs virtual machine
three dumps before noon hangover gone
just finished shopping right before the shop closes
First class of college played with play-doh
survives hell week awarded with a tray of cookies
Leaves car with no gas Mom fills it up
read a meme in spanish understood it
Goes to finger girl in the dark gets it first time
Just did a course in hamburgerology now i can work at mcdonalds
asks first time for aram everyone says yes
MET 14 YEAR OLD GIRL ONLINE
Kodiak Knowledge is Power!
customer wants a new ps3 upsell them to a preowned one
leaves office doesn't forget shopping list
no clue which email and password works for account get it first try
Gets made fun of Didnt cry
First week at new job didn't shit my pants
Top text😃          Bottom teXt😃
Nightmares About school Work Nope
fap at livingroom when mom go to shop ejaculate before moms get back
Waht did you say boi  yo wannar say it again!!!
GOSH DARN DaNG DONG zOOTER KIDS
I get to go to bed Before the American crap tv shows start
Late for class substitute teacher
blowns condom during sex the girl is using diaphragm
yeah i hit him in da face!!!
Used a team of magikarp beats elite four
listened to 2 chainz no cancer
Had a meeting with admin still have exclusivity for barium enemas
First day in new server gonna be one of the best
Played pokemon only ran into shinys
Goofs around with power chords learns closing time by semisonic
computer too crappy can't play slender
Quidditch match on beach with friends Shows up in Green Ranger shirt
Walks into Mr. Dee's class A substitute is inside
I tricked him now wheres my potty
Woke up today House wasn't filled with water
first fa ta consultation no appointment with student
hungover found irn bru in fridge
PLAYED SOLO QUEUE on euw WASNT CALLED LOWBOB
Had a google hangout NEPA BLOGCon was Born
went to underage didnt get stabbed
looked at the date trance weekend
Only 1/2 thru my shift 2 customers tell me I'm their fav
cleaned jakobs flat survived
awkward looking swing? leads all rookies in rbi
lost at chess  got miffed
acts like a douchebag on facebook gets job because of it
Takes shit in dorm bathroom No boys walk in
Hey you can do it!
buys pc gets no viruses what so ever
found money no one around
action bus on weekend arrives on schedule
I just peed thug life
win an argument with women achievement unlock
went to nku right to life meeting helped end abortion
Heard Shaykh Waleed Basyouni is coming to MN Registered and paid for Torchbearers!
TAKE CD OUT OF PS2 Game still works
applies for housing gets what he asked for
TOOK BARNET IN FIFA MANAGER WON THE PREMIER LEAGUE
Gesoffen wie ein irrer kein bierschiss
patient has explosive diarrhoea gets bedpan under them just in time
Went shopping for cereal new generic option for half price and just as good
Weight loss app asks how big is your banana Only option is 8 to 10 inches
Ordered panty & stocking with garter belt shipped
MS Power ka course lsu akar ghaur sey dekha phat k haath mai agai
Taught a lesson using technology All computers worked first time
Couldn't think of a funny meme Got karma anyways by saying it's my grandfathers
Turned off the alarm clock this morning Didn't fell back to sleep
Robbed Me sum mandarins bro scoore!
Made my first meme loved by all
Water Bottle left in the car water still cold
I make music and i'm not very known Big intenatinal artist wants me to do him a remix
Went to rome didn't get mugged
i got breastfed
Found out austin is gay success!
pot noodle for lunch two packets of sauce!
Gets Photographed eating sand  Is now in the god tier on meme generator
SABOTAGED MY FRIEND'S LIGHTER NOW HE DOESN'T HAVE EYEBROWS
didnt ask for eidi still got it
ولله بحبك  كتيير كتير
calls tech support  talks to a real person
Fights to save Tacoma Libraries from 3.6 million$ budget cut  Rolls into story time like a boss
GOT BANNED IN NFSW  Special offer for new accounts this week
Is the $2 menu still avaliable? why ask that question obviously there is a menu right in-front of you nut cracker
had my first taste of pig slam pig
Peanut Butter sandwich? vanquished!
flirts with girl online who has a friend with her in her picture she is the hot one
turned 30 today still feels like i'm 29
pre-grated cheese yes.
SOPHTRAC GOES DOWN So does my productivity
about to check out at crowded grocery store new lane opens.. first in line
walks through park alone not raped by pedo bear
This is our season nek minit 3-0 loss
Watches youtube first comment and like!
You made f6? well done!
Mrs Horne Gone from Libary Everyone Goes to The Library Now
clicks compile no errors
Had sex With hot twin sisters
I did it!! took five hours
Gets Vintage Ghosts'n Goblins Arcade Cabinet Finishes Game with 1 Coin
on meme generator
Watches YouTube video Gets first comment
Left parking lights on all night Car still started
Sports care connect is really cool
new album comes out download it for free
Slayed massive chocolate dragon Toilet still flushed
Sunday morning... Not hungover
Tired after a long day of fasting realizes tomorrow is Eid!
went to batteries plus bought lightbulbs
SAying hi to a girl at a pub she didn't turn away
teacher is away today got Mr chetty instead
Eid Jamats at 8 and 10 Attended the 8 o'clock one
Got new agreement from landlord Did not raise the rent
go to beach become meme
15 years old parents still use grade-currency conversion
GF SAYS SHE HAS PLANS TONIGHT FIFA
Learned to search database and got candy
going out at night it's biceps day
Got spinaL bifida can blow myself
Kill's bowser for the 100th time Still fells like a boss
Teacher saw me smoking Was gary
teacher left class being like hogwarts war
Goes to cafeteria last beef sandwhich
sells chocolates at school   doesn't get caught
Turned Syllabus in Got Credit
lost my wallet on the bus got it back
Hate Facebook
Saw THE facebook and pinterest OF A HOT GIRL DIDN'T DATE HER
Khadafi
finally Made a meme that made it to the top 6
HL3 at Gamescom
Verified ...
teacher asks to recite the world's country and location school bell rings
makes christian memes page quotes oh
Found an old pair of jeans in the wardrobe &#163;10 in the pocket
Got messi on fantasy team 50 points ahead at Christmas
Signs up to ZippCast Gets 100
doesnt study or do homework passes all the times
stops playing wow for 10 months begins to play again and still kicks ass
D.I.Y. tint isn't perfect still blocked the sun on my road trip
NAPTIME oh thank god
Rowan is about to make a pun shuts him up
GRADED RECITATion AND AIN'T GOOD At mATH GETS 90 PerCENT FOR A CORRECT ANSWER
Premier League About to Start oh yeah
Yes Baotian starta
LONG COMPLICATED CALL WITH MULTIPLE ISSUES 100 POINT QA SCORE
WENT TO UNDERDALE WASNT IN SOCCER ACADEMY
Mcha mera we7eda ysseli tarawi7 laylat l9adr
Finishes mass effect 2 for the first time crew survives
Needs a lego piece Finds it
looking for my mom finds my entire family
on a computer didnt randomly shut down!
Deploy Blog to Test #197 'No changes':  success
Builds New computer it plays minecraft
Deferred Action for Chilhood ArrivAls? Score!
Turn 1 delver Ponder on top
jiggles the cable box dial free playboy
prints work orders report
Oh Yeah!! I can now pee in my pants!!
Had Diarrhea at GF`s House Didn't fart once
showered in mens change room didn't see any old man junk
search this into google 'anime where guy falls in water get transported to another world' Find anime i wanted to find
Procrastinated aleks finished math and chem on the same day
searched success kid in google came up with my picture
turns on laptop manages to log on before end of lesson
Playing gundam battle assault 2 game crashes
Gets thrown into glass window Walks Away Unharmed
to the next person who says 'yolo' ...i'll prove them right
went thru pockets on old pair of pants from closet found $50 bill
I'm so Money Supermarket
I'm under 18 Crushing on mckayla maroney isn't creepy
attacked with zerglings zealot not on hold position
tries to dive into water headfirst does a full front flip instead
creates a waiuku college memes page on facebook gets it shut down in under two days
create a waiuku college memes page on facebook gets it shut down in under 2 days
Went to Jamba juice didn't see alexa wheeler
spots celebrity death first in with hukd post
Has a $1000 dollars to invest Bumps into William Henry Gates III
spits all over carpet doesnt have to clean it up
goes to wrestling event crowd chants
Takes a huge shit Only has to wipe once
Makes fcebook page gets more than two likes
tell hot girl to add me on facebook actually does
ho messo un dito in culo a una ragazza ora puzza di merda
China is the second in the Olympics F*CK YEAH!
Takes a shit draws an ace
first year at camp airy  bed gets jizzed on!!!
Moves house No password on neighbour's wifi
gleich ordentlich einen reinbrettern
Hit toad off the edge
behind 5 teeny boppers on line at walmart 'hey look
LATE TO WORK BOSS WAS LATER
YES The Bundesliga starts in 14 days
Intended To work from home Actually did work
drunk too much last night woke up in bed
watch a show you really liked as a kid it's just as good as you remember
went to bgs rugby saw sam greene's mum
USed MOderation services Gained a lot of trust from customers
watches project runway with gf makes out during commercials
less than 2 years old   i see more boobs than you
falls asleep in study doesnt get caught
Spend all day at work creating memes Boss still loves me
Virgin flight delayed Got drunk at airport bar
Gets a pop up actually wins ipad
Gotta hgh five
Searched for the title of a porno from my old VHS collection Found my favorite scene streaMing for free on a tube site
DIED IN MINECRAFT LUCKILY It was near my house
Calls Peltymon on way home FROM WORK Gets Response right away
Loaded Dalai Lama into cannon shot him into china
Arauco..september 1st yes!!! now i can work all holidays
Walked Home At night in Adelaide Didn't get Raped
watches oylmpics gets the chinese national anthem memorised
has an assignment to memories the chinese national athem watches the olympics
have a period won the game
goes fishing has sex with a mermaid
meets chris hansen chris hansen gets arrested
Late for work boss is even later
logged on for more than 5 hours didn't get asura'd
Kishore makes it to hurlstone everyday is a great day at mac fields
week two of semester still up to date on readings
Gets pro lure lure doesn't fail
played zelda 2 didn't get a seziure
The face you make when your crush looks at you
Got job offer didn't have to scissor
Waits weeks before daring to look at bank balance under budget
Fixed the fiber issue Pooh is running again
I don't always have children But when I do they become a success
20 years old can still get child tickets
live in tallahassee? Confirm for tallahassee!
Teacher asks class To open book to page 50 FIrst try
Emails 'noreply' Gets a reply
WOKE UP REALLY EARLY IN MORNING FELL BACK ASLEEP
sigur ros tickets sold out got one anyways.
GOES DOWN THE GHETTO DOESNT GET PICK POCKETED
put a beer in freezer to chill didn't forget
Gets question he doesn't understand in interview Recites answer from memory
Had red ring of death xbox didn't die
Yeeeah man finally passed through homework correction without homework
Turned on the radio this morning... And the show was on 95x...hell yes!
UPDATED SAFARI DIDN't hAVE TO RESTART
Plays in ocean for hours doesn't get stung by stingray
downloads music off pirate bay doesn't get arrested
Waits for a bus actually arrives
Goes to school
Climbs to the ceiling of a department store avoids spanking and becomes olympic gymnast
MADE A CHAnge in the world by getting friends to represent themselves in memes
Occupy changed the conversation. Now we change the world.
friend goes on facebook cull makes the list
gIRL GOT SAND IN HER PANTS ASKED ME TO GET IT OUT
saying friendzone has a lot of advantages got laid
watched 2 girls one cup didnt puke!
Finished loading samples in exactly 96 wells
GOT BIKE STOLEN SAW IT ON CRAIGSLIST THE NEXT DAY
found memegenerator.net no more derpin with mspaint
DOESN'T HAVE KEY TO THE FRONT DOOR JIMMIES THE LOCK WITH LICENSE
make it Work
bus ticket doesn't work 'Just sit down
looking for a new staff hot chick applicants send her cv
350 Page book 75 pages of footnotes
PLays hard to get Decides that no longer interested in the dumbass
ALEX MORGAN  WILL MARRY ME
GET OP kick kick kick kick
50% OFF frames at value optical I going in the morning
Gets on FACEBOOK Gets more likes than everyone.
Catastrophic network failure while on vacation massive power outage beyond my control takes the blame
Placed in brahmacari asrama attracted to men
nailed it
Uninstalled itunes computer 300x faster
Looses MY hope diamond and holy grail finds out my locked treasure chest has extras
EX  GOT FAT!
Saw a  dark knight spoiler on 9gag already saw the movie
didn't understand what she said looked it up on the interwebs
FUIMOS A ENCUENTRO   A REPARTIRUBRE A LO LOCO AL PISUICAS
Digital Marketing solutions? Magic Logix has got it covered.
First level loan officer gives me a shitty interest rate. called the supervisor. interest rate cut by 50%.
goes to youjizz finds someone who looks like a girl from work
measured once cut once
passes gas on first date doesn't smell
Double axle sticks the landing
eats spoonful of lucky charms all MARSHMeLLOWS
goes to strip club
Curiosity lands on mars
Send Rover to mars lands in one piece
dropped phone in toilet still works
GETS BACK in the game Scores first night out
Went to Heidelberg got Kicked out by the cops
Girl Brings me home with her she's a redditor
Guessing Answer in class test only one with right answer
finish the quraan during ramadhan ? mission completed
says 'i'm in lesbians with you' girl gets it
maybe calls carly rAE Jepsen and  gets hooked up
Finds nintendo world championships gold cart on eBay Wins fInal bid of 5 dollars
he saıd do u want coke I saıd NO
Goes to prison Comes out with same size butt
lost 5 dollars found 100
got a Fresh car wash with rain on the forecast didn't rain
Teacher licks thumb to pass out papers Hands it to the student next to you.
Goes to Penn state Football Camp Doesnt get     raped
YA!!!! AJA BANDA!!!
Sees tdkr twice doesn't die
Debates nature of Hell with Seminary professor Wins Resoundingly
I want baskin-robbins Lee Chong Wei Must win !!
went into elektro didnt get killed by bandits
ask's board for parent club gets barcelona
Got 6000 likes on Quotable quotes
Kicks devin in the balls prevents world war three
Felix hernendez shut out the yankees today     started him for my fantsasy team
Driving to school Check engine light goes out on its own
uploads picture gets 2 likes in a minute
Checked Minimap Gank avoided
FAP REVOLUTIONS GOT INVITED!
run skript in matlab no error
reached in the fridge for juice pulled out a heady topper
went to Chick-FIL-A for lunch SAW Lesbians KISS
listened to friday ears not bleeding
went to a dubstep festival skrilex wasen't there
Supports Traditional Marriage Rewarded with massive Chicken sales
lame kids post fail memes gets slapped in the face with a mute
Ate a chicken sandwich going to heaven
Gets shift off norma doesn't get phone thrown in toilet
You Have Comleted the survey!
2:30 PM Almost done
N&#229;r noen slipper deg forbi i k&#248;en p&#229; butikken
Plays point and click adventure game doesn't need online walkthrough
NO TV & RADIO STILL NEVER HEARD OF THE MERDEKA SONG
PLUGS IN USB FIRST TRY
See a puddle splash it
generate a meme see it famous quick
i've made a sand castle it's now called buckingam palace
has threesome ...there is no more to add
Finishes PowerPoint Briefing Early Happy hour
Played btbam on pandora white walls live comes on first
i JUST WON THE LOTTERY nOW THAT'S gANGSTA
Arrives late to a movie gets there at the last coming attraction
Stuck on hw teacher posts answer key early
made a new meme people liked it
Moves out into new place roomies don't charge furniture fee
Guess what our beloved Amzad Sir proposed to future mrs. amzad? With a Transformer.....like a boss!
Got vishal to abuse
plays temeple run first time gets world record
Saw memegenerator.net found a new hobby
Contribute to new 401k Paycheck increases
got compression test done in my b6 s4 all within spec
plays temple run first time gets world record
i like pie
No new fast n' loud on tv? full episodes online
jenni tested  negative
Fire alarm went off at five guys already got my burger
Thought I was late to class Actually 30min early
IT'S AUGUST STILL NO TIMELINE
wore shorts to work boss didn't notice
My Babysitter thinks SHE CAN FEED ME WITH HER BOOBS
Plays Kerbal Space Program Lands on minmus with fuel to get home
ATE MUCH CANDY didn't get sick
wash white clothes they remains white
meows to cat he responds
I am the man i make the decisions you are the woman you make the sammiches
didn't study for test still got perfect score
passes the selections at sparta
Bathed my cat didn't get scratched
gets grabbed by a banshee killed by a marauder instead
Fights manny pacquiao Wins
fIRST TIME USING THE TOILET NO PEE ON SEAT
ACCIDENTALLY OPENS INTERNET EXPLORER GETS NO ERROR CLOSING IT
yes ! i got left at chuck e  cheese!
MAKE REDDIT ACCOUNT FOR GF SHE SUBSCRIBES TO R/SEX
Sale 2
ALL OF one direction follow me except zayn
gEt on bus with &#163;20 note free ride.
Clicks 1080p video doesn't have to buffer
Rangers DEAD ARMAGEDDON NEVER CAME
I lost my binky. It's time to sue iran!
another intp SAID I WAS 'BUBBLY' chameleon win
Have to go in 30 min Begin a Ranked and still win on time
made obscure joke on reddit thread highest rated comment
AUGUST 1 TOMORROW STILL NOT TWEETING
got to third base with my new girlfriend
makes free-energy device from crop-circle diagrams doesn't get dissapeared by n.s.a.
Starts meme argument wins first time
GF STARTED TAKING BIRTH-CONTROL PILLS BOOBS GOT BIGGER
Made some oc wasn't stolen
one night stand used a condom!
Forgets homework techer doesnt ask for it
peed  with a boner
Can headbang to meshuggah
USES LAPTOP DOESNT CRASH
500 days of life and counting!
Walked home in the dark survived hipster slenderman
Went tO steakhouse with Friends Forgot wallet
SOURCERZ GIVING THEIR  CRYPSIS MASHUP FOR FREE
SHOOT TRASH IN TRASH CAN  IT GOES IN
grabs random ziploc container and lid  it fits
sharted didn't stain pants
Bought Diablo 3 Made six times my money back on the auction house before everyone stopped playing.
got acting advice from lindsay hollister famous
ask's crush to have sex in a JOKING way.  she says yes.
put bane mask on meme mission accomplished
Did you just steal my lunch? meet me after school
Finally i became darker than  USAin bolt
Charmion Cave You win the $50 gas card!
awe some
alex propios is back! again!
wanted to install world of warcraft found condoms in the dvd's case
buys strawberrys no brown spots
Call me A Casual Knife them all in first Round
Wakes Up at 11:59 AM MORNING
go to bieber concert steal all the fan girl
generate a meme get 100 votes first day
lands at destination gets through immigration by christmas 2015
Ps3 broken Ps2 still works
make a sand castle on the beach finds oil
pursuit and catch a thief usain bolt
jens viking s&#248;fartsspejder awesome!
Comes home High Mom doesnt notice red eyes
STOrm in manila no classes in my college
first date threesome with her sister
stranger wanna give me candy take it
Meet Cute girl says she hates one direction
meets pedobear doesn't end up on a poster saying 'have you seen this child?'
Wanna add crush on fb crush adds first
when i'm playing as singed  my poison does its job
Blind pick pantheon/Xin bottom lane lulu walks into bush
that awesome moment when your crush adds you on bbm
Wakes up 3 minutes before bus Still gets it
Went to forest green didn't get buried
Clicks 'like' on picture of defuNct technology Proves I can still remember stuff
Got yeast infection Made bread!
that awesome moment when your crush adds you on fb
deep blue ppt nitrogen
Maybe I'll fall into..... The poole
remembered to wash my face before my balls
i said no more bunk outages douche-canoe
Used forum search first didn't repeat the same thread for the 800th time!
Plays Sword Throw in Happy Wheels Doesn't Impale own head
looks at picture for a second finds waldo
Belajar Ips h-jam  masuk fsrd itb
Another birthday still alive
use memes in every day conversation Be a funny and unique person
shits doesn't need to wipe
craps Not going to accept them.
Agreed Time for a tiny fist pump
Got one question right on the test My name!
gets a RUBIK'S cube  finishes one side
got drunk and deleted game save game still intact
tells people about higgs boson without fully understanding it they think i'm smart
HAS a wank DOESN'T stain the carpet
All Groups Left on Friday
Sends laptop in for repair comes back with a better laptop
published rog without any fu%#ing videos
More likes than top comment Successful facebook status
Mały sukcesik Yeah
screws 4 hookers downs a pizza
all in on purpose wins
Order fries at mcdonald get a potato inside
That moment you think its thursday Then you realize
Eats all his dinner gets icecream
A Conspiracy Theorist DREAMCRUSHER
Opened Wallet Had Enough Cash
hayyyyeee dusra match kheltae na :P
went to subway got your order right!
go to dentist for the first time in 5 years no cavities
About to water garden Starts raining
Stab box of food to get the coupon avoid puncturing any of the other packaging
Had a conversation with alex didn't talk about horses
caught a legendary with a pokeball
bangun lambat tak miss kartun tv3
DUMps girlfriend still gets roots
Had more than 3 lates in a month didn't get a memo
Trevor's got it
Went in Hot Tub didn't get hair wet
5 minutes late on a grindcore fest Missed only 5 bands
sleep with my cousin no pregnant
You can do it but you didn't build it.
7 months and 8 days old just got my first blow job
I forgot my beer in the freezer Now it's a slushie
Not enough money for Chips in Vending Machine Buys Granola bar instead and chips fall
Gangbanged kim First in line
didn't like chick-fil-a anyways
Optimistic when sleeping in the gutters end up in the stars
Opens up mars bar didnt rip the wrapper
Walked through the ghetto Robbed
goes to studentswag.ca gets a free tshirt
First earthquAke in la Still here!
pretends to cry gets breast fed
nOT ONLY INVITES A GIRL TO A FORUM BUT ACTUALLY GETS HER TO POST
sees doctor with rubber gloves and gel No rectal exam
eats protein bar gets super sayan big
ate a cherry didnt get a seed!
Shut down on the beetham and never got robbed
Born outside USA IN SCANDINAVIA
Made it through Training day one
No jobs in yuba city?! can collect unemployment
asks girlfiend to marry me says yes
I WENT BACK IN TIME TO INVEST IN DISNEY AND MICROSOFT. BETTER THEN FREE HOES
derped ..before herped
Wanted to see real kangaroo Got my australian visa
Will die if you do here 3 times will do her 2 times
Learned how to solve 4X4 Rubik's cube can't revenge me fool
SUE FINALLY RESPONDED TO SOMETHING YESSS!!
Made too much food for lunch had weed to help me finish it
No jobs in yuba city?! can collect unemployment for years!
got a full time job half of my wage goes towards renting a tiny room
Another win for dirty mike and the boyz
walked through the gold coast with no bulletproof vest
Forgets to bring lunch to work Free sausage sizzle!!!
watched newest batman in cinema and survived
NO ESKIMO BROTHERS
Peed in a bowl :O
Ariel Keluar boyband galau
ACCIDENTALLY ate a cookie during ramadan  doesnt break my fast
playing super meat boy wining!!!
end of steam sale not poor
Asked gIrlfriend to hang out Going on a pool date
sings rap song out loud remembers all the lyrics
make huge business call to tv producer doesn't make put foot in mouth
Saw Batman Didn't get shot
Take massive dump BlOcked nose
'The paper is due no later than 8 a.m.' email sent precisely at 8 a.m.
saw the new batman didnt get shot
spotted playng pokemon by grandma
set afk on messenger nobody sent you a message
dares to fart when having the shits doesnt follow through
looks at socially awkard penguin none of them were him
Dropped phone in water still works
Saw dark night rises didnt get shot!
saw dark knight rises didn't get shot
Came home House not on fire
Had to wait 5 seconds to skip tothe video successful baby is successful
You  Want a piece of me? Cuz I love you more
rise against  Jordans pediphileism
Team Legacy ftw!
read both my little dashie Fan Fic Never cried
Skipped youtube ad before it started..
SHEARED A SHEEP IN MINECRAFT GOT 3 PIECES OF WOOL
Watched the dark knight rises didn't die
Someday...... I will do something
resellers bought my size  now i have to kick some ass
worked this weekend at the nursing home all 150 residents got food
Found a meme generator My first joke Was hilarious
made a liberal resort to name calling.... in one sentence.
miss Drill for a year still commander
Pushing fart to richter scale
checks work schedule Going to wyoming
I feel awesome! i'm gonna pump mah fist!
Saw the dark knight rises Didn't get shot
Went to watch the dark knight rises Didn't get shot
shits no splash
SUIZE! Finger WEG vom Alkohol!
Submits a link to reddit redditors fight in the comments
they Tried to rob me on the subway they tried
no one came by and gave me success so i went out and looked for it and took it anyways
Finds girl after night out she left by the morning
0xb16b00b5 every generation loves that language.
Wins tickets to chuck e. cheese for family of 4 only family of 2
Gets locked out of the house finds the only open window
I don't know why everyone is afraid of the devil He is an angel after all
SEES LIGHT AT END OF TUNNEL IS NOT A TRAIN COMING OTHER WAY
Did laundry No pink undies
Won free tickets to batman Premier Wasnt in colarado
met girl at playground suri cruise
Hurt myself masturbating finished anyway
Went to midnight premiere of batman didn't get shot
teacher asks a question  ANSWERS correctly
stared at the girl.. she stared back!!
Jiayou TUDI U can do it!
Family shot deat at the movies scores a free movie pass for life
Born 2 years ago Rich family.
Went to vegas Broke even
shared this article got six pack
Saw dark knight rises premier didnt get shot
Met a girl She's awesome
rented a movie ive never heard of wasnt terrible
saw 'dark knight rises' didn't get shot!
Went to see dark knight rises premiere  didn't get shot
Go See Dark Knight Didn't Get shot
BOUGHT BANANAS ATE THEM ALL BEFORE THEY WENT BAD
i dont always tell i love you but when i do
THE LEVEL'S 9
THE NAME'S NORRIS NESS NORRIS
Got the quest
Shaves abs didn't get razorburn
Ramadan mubarak let the real hunger games begin
TRied Bath Salts once had a great bath
WAKES UP IN THE MORNING 5 SECONDS BEFORE ALARM GOES OFF
Has sex with co-worker gets promoted
Friends with PokeCinema 300 Subs
Spam Best Friend With Birthday Memes Success.
RECIPE says 7 dozen cookies Make one that takes up the whole pan
I sold my old laptop at cash4laptops.com real cash
Gaming console loses power Autosave
Gets Sucked into being on Mad Money with Jim Cramer Ample Snacks Provided
down by 4 shots wins by 3
Beat braves in atlanta didn't hear tomahawk chop
Leave headphones in pants Mom pulls them out before washing
tries to explain to diane that both of us taking the day off is impossible she sees what I mean 2 hours later
woke up this morning clean nappy....
HIS NAME FOR TODAY IS ZACK HE'S A LEGO MANIAC
Took a Shower during a Thunderstorm Didn't Die
Has an argument with girlfriend Wins
friends need to cut pizza has knife in pocket
BUYS HIMSELF THE REAL
Steals people's money legally gets bailed by gov. when crisis hits
BUYS HIMSELF THE REAL
ACES YOSHI'S ISLAND ON GBA DIES LESS THAN 400 TIMES
Pull Neck muscle back in the gym 1 week later
dropped something caught it before it hit the ground
Wanna fight... Kid?
PLAYED EARTHBOUND FOUND OUT HE WAS A PSYCHIC
PLAYED HALO
tuned in on dexter marathon
mum make me a sandwich
Been on reddit 11 months just broke 100 link karma
Been a redditor for one year still has never been to 9gag
Passing car on freeway
Andrea gets a new job Invites you to happy hour
screws up olympic security still gets &#163;280m
ATE MCDONALDS LAST NIGHT DIDN'T GAIN WEIGHT
Doesn't have an umbrella Puts plastic bag on head
went to mommie and me swim classes saved brooke shields from drowning
backed out of the parking spot with out hitting anything
MICROSOFT WORD HANGS
went to india didnt shit my pants
Mesin fotokopi bisa ngeprint
Wait in long long line Hot girl stands next to you
Takes dog for a walk dog doesn't shit!
In the dirty laundry basket but still clean
RESULTS ARENT EVEN OUT YET FIRST CLASS
SAYS SOMETHING EXTREME embarrassing while drunk  She doesnt mind
moab? i am the moab
Parents visit house i live at with 5 other college age guys No one smoking in the house and All drug paraphernalia hidden
Thinking your pop is all gone Taking a sip and finding out it's not
I cry and i get boobies? GIGGITY GOO
Got high on bath salts didn't become a zombie
Made girlfriends mom squirt... on girlfriends face
Yes  I got an internship
epic succes has sheen blood
Posted A Status to Impress her She likes IT
SEt UP BOOBY TRAP Actually caught boobies
Found m1 book My phone was in it
Finished copying ace the test tomorrow
Is it me  Or I look Like Nathan Fillion as a Babby
Changed The Headlight on a Compact CAR Without removing the engine
barely remebers road does not get lost
shows dragonboy how to scam extreme donor tells him how to do it wrong
Walked through Lincoln South Still virgin
Year 9 actually made A funny meme
fill-in host for michael savage today jeff kuhner
played lol whole year still got in university
gives &#163;5 to the cashier gets &#163;10 back
Plays karaoke with justin bieber beats him on his own song
Gets first kiss and Head on the same day
DAMN GIRL YOU DA SEXY!!!
Saw bieber at opera house shot him with my shotty
Walks into gym bench press is open
Had to open Mike H was managing
found a penny picked it up
Gets in random car in gta 4 favorite radio station is already on
ON a plane with boring movies on an overhead tv guy in front of me is watching atla
TROLL DEFLECTED
oPEN fB  ALREADY LOGGED ON
when a hot girl responds to your text message
Dassia
I AM IRON MAN
80 hour WOrk Week Free Pizza and 10 minute Massage
Fall on concerete gets up without any scrtaches.
august is coming
I stayed awake for the documentation presentation
fLY fLEW RIGHT BY MY HEAD aND RIGHT OUT THE WINDOW
googled Elegy Ellem  saw boobs
shrug it off like a boss
league is down here comes dungeon defenders
LOSE -0.60 IRATING IN ONE WRECK IN IRACING BY SOMEONE SITTING IN THE MIDDLE OF THE TRACK SPEND THE NEXT 4 MONTHS GETTING IT BACK AT +0.06 IRATING PER CLEAN RACE
Gets password right First try
took a shit NOTICEABLY thinner
Groupon deal BOGO stocks
straight up asked if she liked giving head got 'yes.' as a response
RSVPs for First-Year BBQ Scores free food
lost my binkie found it in my crib
Hav A Test Tomorow Not on Spelling
Heldenzeit MIT JH auf einem BILD
plays scary game gets to title screen
didn't studt for test at all passed like a boss
First time using contacts gets them out in under a minute
found out about speech an hour before it is due aced it
parked in handicap spot didn't get a ticket
4 vs 5 still won
joined a server on Battlefield 3 team is winning
On 02 Has signal
WALKED DOWN FLINDERS STREET DIDN'T GET ASKED FOR A SMOKE
spam rsgp donate scams on yell get 25k dpoints
Spain Working hard
Throw pokeball at legendary pokemon got it at first throw
lands air reverse SOMEBODY was watching
WAlks into long grass no wild pokemon
Still has never been to 9gag
Flushed toilet midway through urination Finished before the bowl refilled
got on facebook and had 5 notifications none of them game invites
had 3 piece murgi yesterday feel good :D
farts in class class is asleep
fight G3 with Zaku ii win
Went to swedish house mafia didnt get stabbed
Wake up at 6am on Saturday and Sunday Sleep til 9 on Monday
broke up with international perv yeah!!!
Starts new station on pandora Plays song i was thinking of
left laptop on to go to the bathroom  didn't get fraped
yeah cancun is coming
went FIshing didnt get wet
Waiter asks IF we're ready to order wife is ready
hey arnold on netflix win
Installed Blacklight retribution on steam bye bye cs 1.6 nubs
Goes against chaos dragons Has shiEn's Advisor in hand
moves to turin rvp joins juventus
Tries out for law review makes it
song stuck in head remebers whole song
got kidnapped by megan fox
dns changer call check previous notes
To all federer haters
VISSZAK&#214;VETETT VIKIESP&#201; EZAAAAAAZ
comes Out Atheist Family's Atheist
MACROS Programs that write programs
Slipped with a drink in my hand Didn't spill a drop
took both socks off with one foot
icap refrains CA firms from inducting acca trainees i already completed my training...
GoT tamim to change her dp Success
Writing an essay. Enjoying it.
I AM  DYRUS
Ugly girl asks for your number Gave her a random number
YEAH
Hit Animal while driving in gympie dinner!!
has dns virus doesnt get shut down
has dns virus doesnt get disconnected
GOES ON YOUTUBE FINDS FULL FREE ALBUMS
no money for drumset. play on air instead.
YES Kenseth out
REsults: Diploma Awarded
Ib diploma
Going out for walk brought all my teammates
didnt do shit
Order 18 boneless from bww ate all of them
drops food on chest shirt still clean
Promoted to AHG Thinks she's da shit
uSES A PROXY TO FAKE HIS LOCATION GETS iB RESULTS EARLY
Spent a fiver less on a different models charger Notebook still charges
Omegle Baby Says Show those boobies
We need a mid Narr0c hercarim
reported a bug yesterday Today it's fixed
logs onto facebook has 1 notification
Mentions Selekah's Name to smash He replies
found a funny picture shared it on facebook
i Poooooooped!
FARTS IN CLASS. EVERYONE THINKS IT'S THE POPULAR JOCK BEHIND HIM.
minecraft taught me how to crash servers
Changed password before holidays still can remember it
walked into Eyads no wait
Went to burger king got an onion ring in my fires
Shanked a wedge on the range no one saw it
lit ALL the fireworks Didn't Burn Neighborhood Down
Took server down for updates Rebooted - no blue screen
THIS MEME IS ASS
Plays aaron Gaunt in basketball beats him with a chocolate tiffin
Consistantly wears hobo jacket mom buys me a new one
flushes toilet paper down the toilet toilet doesn't block
bought 1 firework gave me 2
Got A Flat  In  A Hooter's Driveway
fapped still in love with her
boobies
TURNED ON hISTORY CHANNEL THIS MORNING SHOWS ARE ACTUALLY ABOUT HISTORY
ched sAID THAT THERE WILL BE NO CLASSES TOMORROW GOD HEARD ME!
I'm on the god tier now! bitches!
Asked a girl out she said yes
I am the lil white baby version of   mr.    Ato   walker hell yes!
I GOT DRUSH
Joined a Game of dota No koreans
went to get a cup of coffEe from the coffee pot at work GOT THE LAST CUP before having to make a new pot
missed lab because of hangover its canceled anyways
Ate Something Brown Was Chocolate
Starts up car goes from park to drive in 1 move
Lexie said im hotter than my sister And My sister is her bffl
Got a 3 on French Exam got Credit
Have blonde hair Don't need to steal souls
uPGRADING FROM A BABY BOTTLE TO A BEER BOTTLE. PARTY TIME TONIGHT!
God Status Unlocked
Posts a random tweet Girl gives me her number
PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE WIN A FRUIT BASKET
Accidentally Breaks into Liquor Store still sells you beers
Don't Bro me  If you don't know me
Farts Are Like Children... Yours are ok
monster turd afterturd wipe comes up clean!
OPENED STARBURST 2 PACK BOTH PINk
notices a zombie apocalypse zombies are vegans
Pretends to be pianist crush's fave song is hot cross buns
I learned a html code yes
lOUIS IS FINALLY DEAD! SUCCESS!!!!!
Attended 1 NEC meeting still got elected
gets drunk and touches girl's chest Doesn't throw up
3 days in heatwave without power AC turns on while getting into bed
farted in class nobody noticed
Load into MWO match Kill Russ Bullock
turns on tv etrade commercial is on
Not sure how much money in bank card accepted
Texts hello to cute girl Get a smiley face back
sharted in pants... no one noticed but me!
Ruined someone's reputation at church still praisin' jesus
ButT ME
First date Goes great hooks up on the second
Parents call at a [9] call only lasts 20 seconds
DOES SOMETHING STUPID IN FRONT OF CRUSH SHE DOESNT NOTICE
I have a BIDICK
performed to a large crowd and got paid for it!!..
I may have a lot of tickets But they aren't on the overdue report
gOT DRUNK LAST NIGHT REMEMBERED THE PLACE WHERE i WOKE UP
Turning 26 still get carded
Screw voter fraud i'LL JUST BUY CONGRESS
Pressed the big red button nothing broke!
first day at school recited algebra
OH BOY!
See's jeff the killer DOESN'T die.
BUYS KFC DOESNT GET ROBBED ON THE WAY HOME
Won a cup final on football manager
Dug straight down found Diamonds
Loses all classmates still got magazine to remember them
unwraped CEREAL BOX CArton didnt stick
Got the washing in before it started to rain
sees girl one time get's number
July 1
supported italy they almost won
I PLAYED 2006SCAPE ONLY FOR 10 MINS THOUGH
collingwood smashed with injuries still win 10 straight
Spent the day with pedobear didn't get molested
Dropped Iphone Didnt Crack the screen
coming to red light  turns green before you can make a full stop
got shit head face trashed wolk up in house
mobile device 1% battery reaches charger in time
United Still shit
watched angel beats didn't cry til episode 2
Sharted!! managed not to stain the underwear
play video on youtube no ad
ran a red light no camera
have a 'c' score other student get 'F'
Hey Scott Battman
leaving vegas still single
didn't study for test   fire drill
buy a bag of air got some chips inside
Was going to capture the flag but... i took a hatchet to the face
dials 911 gets rushed to bathroom
saw ex-Boyfriend at dci show Avoided him all nght
buys old penguins in the oven ep 20% off
aug 01 porsche yap
Toast and peanut butter Again
Went to Socialbliss.com Became fashionable
Daughters going to one direction concert I don't have to take them!!!
Powerful Bert Kreischer
On my parent's health care until i'm 26
Likes Potatoes all heil me
rented moving truck today Radio has ipod aux port!
hey scotty jesus man.
teacher teaches from wikipedia still gets an a
Mom tell u to turn of computer u say just 5 more minutes u sit there for 1 hour more
Mom Bought me Flip flops with lobsters on them only a dollar
Went to risk management exam got an 8
step off fiscal year 2011-12 lucky #13 is gonna kick yo ass
positive behavior narration worked
gets with sick girlfriend doesn't get sick
Wasn't invited to night storm
gf changes bios settings for the first time success!
plays xbox 360 for 12 hours no red ring of death
She said hit her up in 20 years. She must know i'm into GRAND-MOMS.
walked up to get my diploma and graduate hat didn't fall off
Health Care AND A TUITION FREEZE
Heeee deeeeed shaaaayyy deeedn't
puts on youtube video  AD DOESN'T COME ON
Deploy to Test #4 'No changes':  success
I got your nose
grabbed new order axial leads
STARBURST FUN SIZE YOU OPEN IT SAME COLOR
aLmost July Still without Timeline!
walked past marcus' house managed not to get raped
CNN totally screws up Supreme Court Ruling At least they've got Wolf Blitzer
j'ai pri tous les cinq pri&#232;res  &#224; l'heure !
Rings of saturn posted a meme must make original '_____ of saturn' COMMENT
LIVED IN MEXICO CROSSED BORDER MADE IT TO CANADA
Tried to do it myself did so bad I got help
tells a black joke in front of black people doesn't get shot
none none
Hid ipod touch under teddy bear Etraded
Phillies win 5 0f their last 8 games 4th place in the nl east!
2 years old gets all the bitches
went out driving didn't kill anyone
does nothing in english all year gets commendation
get bid to fraternity beta theta pi
Tell off an annoying kid Then make him feel bad
Best friends bday didnt need FB to remember
You can do it
a friend is takin redbuff and you steal it
First Year Mission Complete
TRAINED 4 RACE PLACED 7TH CUZ LIKE A BAWWS
Paljo tilil? 6 euroo
Got through the whole passage with no mistakes
SISTER GIVES ME a PRESENT 9GAG POST
10 minutes late to work Still first person in office
merika! country of champions!!!!!!!!! and fat people...
EPIC troll and still the only one able to kick you out of the group
Just had my 17th wank of the day! success
Argued against the hivemind in /r/atheism yesterday Emerged with net positive karma
Doesn't Matter Beat Florida and Arkansas
aLLE EKSAMENER eR OVERST&#197;ET
I JUST SAW MY NEW BABYSITER SHE'S A HELL OF A MILF
Didn't have to wait for mods to finish ice cream break
Street Sweeping Moved car
Did my laundry today didn't lose a sock
creates an image on memegenerator makes front page
voitin TMAn el&#228;m&#228;ni kohokohta
Logging in on Facebook 50 million friend requests
i came out of my moms best part ohh yea!!
have unsafe sex she got period
man on bath salts coming straight at me goes for the guy i tripped
checks bank balance not broke
'harry styles has four nipples' so do i
almost july
Wife Reads 50 Shades of Grey in a Day Gonna get laid
CANCER SCARE WAKE UP FROM BAD DREAM
reached school 20 mins late teacher is absent!
Darth Vader TRYED TO USE THE FORCE I GOT HIM FIRST
SEnds message to hot girl Gets a reply
RENE SAID IM A LESO POKE THAT WITH A STICK
took a personality test didn't fail.
Closes wrong tab finds out that pressing control shift and t will reopen it
YANK THE CORD LOAD BALANCER WORKS AS INTENTED
Take bite of raisin cookie Mouth full of chocolate
Fall off rainbow road in first place come back on in first place
Cheated on girlfriend beard covered the hickeys
RADIOHEAD CONCERTS POSTPONED AFTER STAGE COLLAPSE NOT COLOGNE SHOW
toddler took my lollypop beat him to death with spade
Mummy took my toys away bludgeoned her with bare fist
kids eat free on their birthdays!!
drank coffee in the kitchen nobody saw it!
You-23 Death-0 Great Job on Birthday
hOT GIRL LIKES STATUS RESULT!
Plays call of duty MW3 Gets m.o.a.b in first game
Logged in Spoder Man wasn't hijacked
Forget THE CELLPHONE CHARGING ON SILENT MODE FOR 50 MINUTES OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND DIDN'T CALL
Ordered mcmuffin with a hashbrown Got two hashbrowns
Go on Water ride Don't get wet
girlfriend texted me saying we need to talk saved me the hassle of initiating the breakup
Went to cave raVE 2K12 DIDN'T GET GROPED BY FRANKL
HTML5 Turing complete
drank kholer phani didn't get diarrhea
red Sox Last Place
THROWS POPCORN IN AIR CATCH IT WITH MY MOUTH
Walks during race gets second place
posts status more likes than john begetis
Finished first year of college just turned 18
replays r.a. dickey interview 3 times still pummels espn 98.7 in the ratings
I MADE TAKFEER OF EVERYONE
GOT A PIZZA I STILL HAVE MONEY LEFT
Liked own post still awesome
Went bowling hit some pins
so you got a 1st class degree from brunel get in!!!
Spray paints grille and tail lights becomes street tuner
ENGLAND 1 UKRAINE 0
Play at a visitors game crowd cheers his name than the home team
travels back in time into own body owns at mario kart
melbourne has an earthquake didnt shit my pants
GOES TO ST CLARES SCHOOL GETS ALL a* GRADES
Lost bag with all school books returned with everything in it 5 days later
Raped a jew  didnt go to prison
Nope that sucks
Reddit goes down Fresh front page already open
Took a dump In the toilet
Dad 'Helped' with dinner and dishes on father's day did all the hard shit
got a nanny with huge jugs
DOESNT know anything about social science gets 10
Didn't do homework gets sub
FIRST CV SENT HIRED
played zombies   survive to tell about it
b+ in biochem didn't even buy the text book
They told me I could be anything So i became awesome
Got into nyu without finishing pre school
saw ex girlfriend... she's fat now
Parked in the fire lane Didn't get A TICKET
didnt know awsner  asian kid next to me
За Ро??ию порву
Beat castlevania II
9:30 exam remembers to go
Comments on a girls photo Thinks hes in
ask her to date answered yes but 'friendly date'
Lapped Jean-Denis Deletraz Found out what he was doing
Is about to lose soccer bet Fans enter and match is suspended
1/12/3 in Lol stats still won
HUW MADE MY FIRST MEME
Making new wallpaper for Macbook pro retina Remembers to make it 2880x1800 px
Had a bowl of cereal today Without the milk
got job as a principle dont need any experience
Bad comments about me on my post comment removed
oh yeah exams over now party time biya&candy
'Loser says what?' 'huh?'
Farts in clASS silent and not smelly
Makes painting ON FACEBOOK picasso gives thumbs up
RULED THE WORLD WITHOUT CHEATS THIS TIME
Overclocked my ram still booted
claps to funny joke kills all mosquitoes in the room
Showed my girlfriend my room she liked it.
nOthing but veggies in fridge find tub of ranch dip
GRaduated WITH JOB OFFER
they never said i would make it they are now my slaves
drops his phone in the pool he owns a nokia
'Jag festr&#246;ker bara' Fest Hela veckan
Gets a haircut becomes even sexier
Farted in public got blamed on the guy next to me
Wake up with hangover WiFe thinks Sick of natural causes
mission accomplished
GOIN' OUT TONIGHt gonna  get pissed & finger birds
Gave him beer He became Esther!
2.G passed at VHG Now it's time for Euro
I HAVE not read books and attended lectures  passes
Didn't jump on the trapp got it wrong bandwagon Ireland beat spain
Pops massive pimple doesn't bleed
I will work hard for my money now! ...after I played some more dota
Didn't save and power went out Autosave
talks about one direction gets laid
Turned On HULU It Didn't Need to Buffer
rabbit takes a nap still wins race
Went thRough heatlEy at night Still has wallet
browsing imgur BOOBS IN THE PREVIEW BOXES
went to ricky cummings house  left not raped
visited by pedobear gave me a high five
sent a pic to girl liked my face
i do what i want
opens a pack of fruit snacks gets all the good colors
treat a girl nice doesn't get friendzoned
11:59..   oh Morning babe!!! Awh
goes to put it in big ring Already in it
got hit by blue shells still placed first
took the paternity test..... and its not mine!!!!
Germany no finskterfeukin here
Understands all the Marching Band memes Not in marching band yet
Pissed in a dream Stayed dry in real life
has SYNCHRONISED sex with friends Gets in the world record book
MAde joke about cancer didnt get bashed
two n7 weapons this week two hurricanes
School Spikes bana ke gaya hometime tak nahi girre
finished with text message 160/160 words
Dog pooped on the floor... It was solid
woke up this morning  and Knew where I was
THREATENED POLICE ACTION but damnlol'D IT INSTEAD
Solve easy problem Look smart
can't solve customer      problem on current system migrated them to         new system instead
sing metal olaf
headed downtown on 101 no traffic
01:37 Close enough
SNEEZED WHILE PLAYING TEMPLE RUN DIDN'T DIE
Stoner THROUGHOUT High school Got accepted into harvard
measure once cut once
GOT ASSIGNED 20 ACTIONS CHECKED THEM A WEEK LATER THEY WERE ALL DONE
that victory was as sweet as the cream pie  from which the town was named
nothing not notting do you mean nottingham forest?
Friends with 4/4 Marathes
....'Planting stun mine'.... Yes
Hans Sarpei Guckt bei uns mit
SUCKs at bf3 buys premium &reset stats
Help wanted at local strip club got the job
bachelor Pr&#228;sentation  done
Ate Brown Thing off floor Was Chocolate Chip
DIDN'T HAND IN MY MATHS HOMEWORK FOR 2 WEEKS MATHS TEACHER DIDN'T NOTICE
Go to take a shit at work bathroom empty
dom calls a random bloke fit made sure everyone knows
Gets drink from vending machine machine gives drink and change back
Finally his birthday Doesn't get a birthday dance
Told Mom i'd do it later never did it
Lost charger? Doesnt matter
Bonnaroo is over Damn Dirty Hippies and their crappy music is outta my town
farts  smells like strawberries
Sunday not hungover or disgusted with my activities from the previous night.
challenge accepted
Spoke to jack fitzgerald didn't have sex
smokes last bowl finds a gram in dirty laundry
eats four caps fries balls
Just understood something Hell said In english
ho appena comprato un iphone 4s! sono diventato il pi&#249; figo di tutti!
LOL all day long totally screw the exam
ideas
Girl just met me  Gave me her nUmber and told me to call her maybe
Forgot homework teacher didn't notice
Girlfriend cheated on me guy gave her an s.t.d
PLayed call of duty no campers
Mom ran out of formula... breast milk it is!
My REaction after my troll gets selected!
just...... pure success
copy pasting meme links on facebook friend didnt know it was own made
30 min in bathroom for fap time mom don't ask
Went to taco truck Debit card payment available
Eat some food puked on my mom
Had a baby Got custody
got my first girlfriend banned her from my minecraft server
Didn't study teacher dies
multiple choice test? all answer c
Realizes FB is getting rid of timeline never had timeline
just bought alcohol didnt get 'id'ed
fell out of the stroller onto a pillow
START WORLD WAR 3 IN AN ONLINE ROLE PLAY
looked for appropriate durst-bashing meme realized scumbag steve was a look-a-like
Used memegenerator got applauded
Beats shadow temple didn't have the eye of truth
asks everyone if we're going to applebees doesn't get invited
Goes ON tumblr first thing in the Morning Sees gif of favorite band
Ate all food for day without tracking Hit macros perfectly
email from jim practice is cancelled
the face i made  after last night with bugg
Reads Forever alone Posts Have a girlFriend now
Planted the bomb hide behind box
guy posts zelda songs on my wall is my boyfriend
listening to pandora at work 'what is love' comes on...twice.
Got home started RAINING right away
takes sloppy shit clean after first wipe
didn't study and use a notecard 'a' on the final
SEES BAD LUCK BRIAN DOESN'T SHIT
Exams finally over time to forget what i have learnt
june 7
Got a birthday card from grandma more cash than last year!
Someone said hi wasn't daniel
gaggagoo  lupshink
Relative changes religion on FB to atheist not the only one in the family now!
Best Post  of the week award
Successfully ignored another text messgae
USED HWANG NOTES DIDN't FAIL
Didn't get the right map try again!
Failed a subject subject is deemed irrelevant and dropped for the following semester
Touched the ladies Didn't get slapped in the face
made best friend laugh in the middle of starbucks
Tavalyi nov&#225;k jegyzetek k&#246;zpkorb&#243;l nmelyik j&#243; idn Nagy bal&#225;zshoz
Walks past miss stone doesn't get hit by her ass
yes! more than 1000 comments
crawled around house randomly saw boobies!
December 22 2012
mommy i wanna watch the lawlcraft
Woke up really late still made it to the office on time
goes to shisha place on guy concordia finds parking spot right in front of the shisha place
Congratulations On your new job
Born PERfect don't mutilate me!
Mom enters while watching game of thrones NOT A SEX SCENE
she said 'hi' first
Saving the world through gmail
FORMER DRUG ADDICT WANTS MONEY FOR A 'HELPING' crappy BRACELET wallet is empty
2nd interview Nailed it!
Feels like drinking a beer gets invited to beer festival
Doesn't study at all for test or cheat still has better mark than 95% of classroom
Told 2 Math and English would be hard Passes Everything
NEED TO WASH CAR STARTED RAINING
Eats a Krispy Kreme Doughnut Didnt get sticky
Had a sneezing fit in traffic didn't kill everyone in my immediate vicinity
How I look?  Kiss my fist!
a.m. stretch after night of drinking no charlie horse
had pizza pockets didn't burn mouth on first Bite
started a fight with my girlfriend ended having sex
Tristana use ulti on me she save me
Pull into maccas at 10:31AM STILL SERVING BREAKFAST
went grocery shopping All by myself
saw crush. had massive boner. crush blushed
Is abducted by aliens comes back with evidence.
just came out of mothers womb mom was playing megadeth
came across this video instantly thought of you
Went to cousin's graduation avoided most former classmates
Was on my period still had sex
FOlded Socks Had only matching pairs
goes to see popular movie empty theatre
Songfile Refund With Processing Fees!!
oortjes komen in de was Werken nog perfect
Plays Nautilus rushes lantern
read scrotty mcbooger balls barfed twice
2 years old not signed for arsenal
Goes to wcws has j-train on the mound
cup and plate on table fap napkins look like regular napkins
Jessica George im your twin i'll get u Back
Decision made under commonwealth act gets judicial review in victoria
take a shit perfectly clean toiletpaper
never really see a success kid meme anymore still god tier character
Falls asleep at 3.30am Manages to wake up at 7.50am to sms Yan jean
Passed my p2 provisional test didn't even do the test.
Rode the subway touched nothing
RECEIVES CHICK-FIL-A RECEIPT HAS FREE SANDWICH SURVEY LINK ON IT
they say dynamic is tough challenge accepted
forgot to complete math record and note book neraja dosent show up !
Has a nose bleed  to get out of exams
i have to write a paper i use wing dings!!
takes hov lane by himself doesn't get caught
challenge indians to a cricket match make 10 catches
Invests everything into r&d profits soar like eagles
Is about to die in a game Levels up
forgets to do math hw
Went to Miami Didn't get eaten by zombies
hot babysitter breast feeds me success
wait
GOes For A Handshake
PLAYS MARIO PARTY ROLLS A 10
brandon zuzak passes middle school goes on cnn instantly
fart stank no one was around
Asks for 1 hair from her golden head gets 3
doesnt know what printer to use guesses correctly
Friday the 1st
at friends house
at friends house
walks into a room with a bear  Winnie the pooh
i got sick on the last day of school
Randomly throws grenade gets 3 kills
OS Born To endure vao lan&#231;ar um concurso aos 950 likes
Made first meme Got a laugh
Wakes up with ten minutes til class starts It takes five minutes to get to class
AntAgonize landlord Get out of lease early
woke up face still intact
Didn't study for final passed
Shit just got real!
GENERATES INTERNET MEMES GETS FACEBOOK LIKES
Went to dentist No problems with gag reflex
Hear meh nah boss
That guy got fired! ... but only because he fired himself
Watched free willy barely cried
Study break learns how to study better
I wanna fist your moist muffin
Had to drive out of town all weekend hit all green lights and no road construction
iwin ulose
starts essay the night before it's due teacher loves it
wife gave me attitude found a good lawyer
God gave me lemons Found a new god
I FINALY SAW THE ENDING OF DIABLO 3 error 37
161 Days Still no facebook timeline
Goes through school gates bell rings
6th year tea in religion
candy mountain? were going on an adventure!
gETS A BONER IN FRONT OF CRUSH CRUSH DOESN'T NOTICE
You can do it boom i believe in you
0 days drama free
Got accepted by elmo
Uses hardkick10 nobody hears it
Called bell spoke english
agne
Belt usually  goes to the second hole today it went to the third
Becomes member of church
cost 0.99 cents save a penny
Dylan Just farted Still smells like bacon!
MAKES AN OKAY POWERPOINT STILL GETS 100
Went to mall had to go puppy store
Box said 2-3 years only took one
a FRIEND GETS YOUR FEMALE ROOMMATE DRUNK BECAUSE HE LIKES HER YOU SCORE
Vacuum Cleaning Shuffle Plays 'I Want To break free'
Goes for a first bump gets a hug
Impregnated by god gives birth to high contrast
iswag.. isag
Yay! I reached level 1.
AKS GIRL FOR SHIFT DOESN'T GO IN FOR HER DINNER
attacks base with a scout ship Conquers base
Made it to 22 Still no kids
ran marathon didn't  sh*t pants
YOU ARE MY WIKKLE SWAVE NAO
tries to get on memegenerator succeed on the first try
mom walks in my room i just finished masturbating
Used c4 instead of Semtex grenade Got a MULTI-kill
Heard hooters closed went to 'tilted Kilt' instead
get to work terribly late & hungover first ones in
SHVEMPTAGOOBEN BJORKAFLOOGENSTEIG
Eats sloppy joe in white shirt Doesn't spill
came late to school teacher came later
finally 18 no more sneaking into gsc
im Grunde genommen wird er in den Mund genommen Und im Endeffekt wird der Schwanni reingesteckt
friend used my toilet didn't throw toilet paper in the trash bin
BS'd Marx essay Still got an a
earn 1 dollar when i take a crap in the potty i shall build and empire
Plays Battlefield and studies minimally all 90s on exams
SubstitUte teacher for French class NOt ms diamond
found an awosome picture for facebook success
Another day without timeline
shivam dsnt hav muscles told him!
UK TOOK PART AT THE EUROVISION 2012 SONG CONTEST... beat norway!
Dinnertime in game group is willing to wait
pretend to be practicing catholic as guest on catholic radio show didn't burst into flames
Bed time is 7 O'clock Stayed up til 7:30 o'clock
DROPS BALL COACH ISN'T WATCHING
Put on pants havent wore in a while finds a fiver
BEAT CHUCK NORRIS STILL ALIVE!!
lost at rush still got the mvp ribbon
Uses hotel soap not allergic
Starts to play A new PS3 game Doesn t haVe tO download An update
broke an old pc build a new one the next day
Made a joke wasnt fired
PENGUINS IN THE OVEN ARE PLAYING AGAIN TONIGHT AFTER A FEW MONTHS
Bolsita night !! no hangover
watch all of the lights video Survive
BOYFRIEND'S PARENTS DON'T SPEAK enGLISH sHE CALLS HIM CUTE RIGHT  IN FRONT OF THEM.
Believe In Attacking
Finished first year at the university didn't buy a single book
makes meme for retard girl didnt get down voted
E3 is on June 4 Has day off to watch it
Woke UP AT 7:33 DINING ROOM SIDE_DOOR
Had to bike home in the rain remembered rainsuit
Toilet paper CAME OUT CLEAN AFTER USING IT
asked to donate blood I have tattoos
JESUS WALKED ON WATER I SWAM ON LAND
Dropped a cigarette glitches the matrix
Got the webworks question Right  SUCCESS
Got a little bit of Karma on Reddit succeeded in life
meme war wins
finished fries and reach for burger fallout fries in bottom of bag
ran the mile came in behind luisa
Liked a free app got the full version for free
Time Wasters! Wasting TIME!!!!
Played dragon valley map no red screen in sniper mode
Went to school in tank top and shorts didnt get yelled at by lori
Went bowling brought socks
watched testie tealy spoke
just opened up testies stream when he went live
went to three classes all semester still got a 'b'
Parents aren't home Masturbate with the door open
start tab at the bar remembered to take the card
falon pwnch!!!!!!
beat all the other semen
had economy table and rocked it
Ordered 6 chicken nuggets got 7
Answers first question  in Online Tutorial            mutes laptop for remaining 59 minutes
watches a video NO ADS
REJECTED A CLIENT DECISION AND HE ACCEPTED IT
Converted my girlfriend from 9gag to reddit
Proven dyslexic gets a free macbook
Sensei names a technique remembers which one to do
I am on the homepage of memegenerator! YEA I AM the best!
If deveangi is leaving them WIN!
if you want a knucle sanga? get my hand out of ur mums wee wee!!!!
IT'S 23.05.12 TODAY YES
Racing a car on the freeway he got pulled over
Hey L.A Miss Me YET?
Good looking person likes my facebook photo haven't gone unnoticed
new bike stolen tracked down thief and took it back
Ate Rotten Flesh Didn't get hungery
brings a knife to a gun fight wins
The end cause i said so
does no revision for exams passes with 40% success
zagłosowałem           na krzyśka to była najlepsza decyzja w moim życiu
gets 70 phone calls in a day answers none
forgot about pizza in oven not burned
TEsted my ph in Aquarium 8.2!
Rode motorcycle to work got home 2 minutes before it started raining
Walk up late still get to school early
KILL SOMEONE NO ONE SAW YOU
They called me 'noob commando' in ns2 I used 100 PRES to gorge eggs
no education made it
Shared a Post 12 Months Palringo Premium
w&#252;tend auf die welt
did 10 chin ups I must be some kind of god
BUYS FOOD dOES NOT GET CHARGED
DO SOMETHING BAD OTHER KID GETS BLAMED
girlfriend discovered r/sex now we get to have great sex
mom asked me 23
Julia finally follows on the last day of school
drank a slurpee really fast didnt get a brainfreeze
Flash drive goes through wash still works
vai a scuola per essere interrogato scoppia una bomba!!!
checked my facebook still dont have timeline
finished eighth in the league still got europa league football
gets traitor finds rebecca pilcrow
GOT A C  IN CHEMISTRY
155 days since Timeline was launched still with profile
Likes FAT GIRL ShE LOSES WEIGHT
Breaststroke kick during fly set Coach wasn't looking
Hands in hard-copy of assignment 10 days late Receives marks as if submitted on time
tried lucid dreaming succeeded
Blacked out in kin town last night woke up with taco rice in the fridge
play ranked game survive elo hell
one on one meeting with tutor didn't get raped
machine wiped? more room 4 meme pics
beat a well known tournament player 'would you liketo save this replay?'
PLAYS PAINTBALL DOES NOT GET SHOT
Went to band camp Didnt get a Single tan line
Cashed in change had enough for diablo 3
wench just made me a sandwich didnt have to ask
Did a faceplant during practice still caught the ball
MIssed 5 calls from mom Didnt get in trouble
player gets a red card wins the game
Happy birthday dad! see ya in a few days
Dumped by girlfrienD Girlfriend turns out to be psyco
DroPPed my toast Landed butter side up
SHE SAID  I LOVE YOU
Invented Internet meme: Got paid &#163;1 mill by virgin
PREPARES EXACT aMOUNT GETS CHANGE
Discovers fX-991ES PLUS LAUGHS IN THE FACE OF ETC EXAM
Missed out on facebook IPO Stocks fall by 10% on OPening Day
thought i was going to throw up after sculling that beer just needed to burp
posted a status on facebook got multiple likes
Only idiots  folow leader
another insanity workout completed...... i'm still alive!!!
finally found someone else who still uses hotmail
follow INFluential person on twitter they follow back
did my essay in 30 minutes no grammar/punctuation errors
Reached to press /ignore When AZortharion whispered
Generates random memes gets other bros to join
refactored code shit still works
does nothing gets a job
Shops online... just discovered Ubokia
hot day feet don't smell
Dropped iphone didn't crack
Became a meme im now on ad boards in the uk
Spawn without moving drop pod get a mancake
Has to write a report copies and pastes from wikipedia
Drops Soap  Catches it
Past bedtime. parents didn't notice.
GETS facebook 50 freinds
best friend got his black belt never have to fight again
gets sent out of class walks back in like nothing happened
Forgot to do homework turned out to be a snow day
Asked I.T. for Xcode 4 Will install Lion on Monday
Didn't feel like tutoring after school today They called and cancelled
Blog-Tests #526 'Fixed slug ui behavior - stephen.gregory':  success
Checks X2
Feet soaked Cuffs bone-dry
voted marigrace gorospe for public relations did the school a favour
Mowed the lawn in 40 minutes Didn't step in dog shit
fAIL IN STAT EXAM STILL HAVE A CHANCE
MADE A SMELLY FART IN CLASS EVERYONE BLAMES THE GEEK
Had my first date  got a kiss on the cheek
asks for wii gets x-box 360
Birthday february 29 everyone remembers
Posted to Reddit No one corrected my grammar
goes to bathroom new notifications
cooked white rice came out right
hey ladys
PT TEST AROUND THE CORNER GOT A WAIVER!
got a new laptop and diablo 3 not getting laid
DID SOMETHING IT WENT WELL
Gambled on a fart didn't shit my pants
Got job as social media marketing specialist gte paid for what i got fired for at my last job
was a cat got the cream
takes afternoon nap wakes up refreshed
four month on relationship my love increment for thousands
OMG I just got layed
im only one and im more successful than any of you
YESSS I POoped my pants
THEY DUG A HOLE WE FILLED IT
drank out of a cup  without spilling it
i make other people wipe my own ass for me
Watch and comment on YouTUbe videos everyday finally get top comment
Fractalius  random setting generator leonardo da vinci
gonna spend all your money at the gay bar
ATE MONEY SHIT WAS SO CASH
Ran out of ideas for campaign posters used meme generator instead
Downloaded Bankscope data everything matches with annual report
REads chem question knows what to do
date rich woman now peter-in-laws with rich dudes
tried to add brent gorski added me back
DIDN'T EXCERCISE ALL DAY COMPENSATES IT JERKING OFF
CHECKS BANK ACCOUNT POSITIVE
browsed the internet AVOIDED RELIGIOUS DEBATE
18 Gelukkige verjaardag jonas :D
listens to skrillex doesnt kill himself
Played Metal Gear solid without the cd case Still remembered Meryl's Codec Number
sitting ridiculous psychology exam tomorrow already got a tolerated fail
Finished Last final feeling good about all of them
Crush wants to be 'just freinds' Diablo 3 comes out the next day
ScratcheS name into own desk Now everyone knows it's mine
new status on facebook first one to post sarcastic comment
Finally found cool timeline photo
Got a 16 year old to buy my runescape account
Held out for perfect girL Found her
Blog-Tests #490 'No changes':  success
Met Justin bieber PuNched him in the face
gewinn ich eben wegen aids ich mag aids
Got past Error 37
Tries to play Diablo III No Error 37
Logs into diablo 3 doesnt get error 37
chemistry class over learnt nothing
hot boyfriend no freaky fetishes
captcha with long s that looks like lowercase f gets it right on first try
farts on date still gets laid
Takes senior english with SANchez. Passes with a 50.1 percent
celebrated thirsty thursday teach moved the test from friday to monday
see crush is online he/she chats you
removed drug stash from room  got 'randomly' searched ab hour later
got stuck with the mystery-flavored dumdum it turned out to be cherry
Laptop at 3% battery left Runs for charger
open freezer to make ice find 2 full packs of freeze pops
playing leage of legends most kills every game
Ban Riven top solo only on other team
Who just benched 335lbs this guy
Your expression when you build monopoly hotels
Watched the Avengers in theaters Including both extRa scenes
A goal is set up high lowered the standards
Sets alarm to 6:30am woke up at 6:14am
just took a shit no splashback
minimize mistakes  maximize results
Check timetable Mr.wright for d&t
Diablo 3 installer working perfectly
went to complain about noise on neighbours party joins party instead
Turns on tv Qi is on
Harrasses nike for 18 months gets job.
Spent $1000 on new golf clubs for the club competition won a $4 golf ball
Plays speedball with rentaL TIPPMANN BEATS THE KID WITH THE G4
Deployed to Kuwait combat pay
Got My Mom In To Regina Spektor
MUITA FIXE ISSO MESMO
Sits down to write essay doesn't get up until done
Forgot my kendama went to abero's
12 IN THE MORning neighbor's wifi still on
forgot umbrella stops raining
Happy others day mom! you Make the world go round :)
Had volcano burrito last night puke tasted delicous
mother on vacation no mothersday present
RIPB Elections are here And Lim Zi yang is nominated
Snuck out to party Diddnt get caught
Sad and anxious about graduation Remembers that the Class of 2012 was the best daggum class to graduate from bob jones.
had a one night stand just this morning
Listened to original Lavender Town music Didn't commit suicide
Makes it to Front page not a repost
have no life  bake cakes at 2 in the morning
Use Instagram professional photographer
Daddy left my room didn't cry
told my crush i love her did not ignore me
Adopt a box Stop kick boxing
When we met
Has a dare to ask out a hot girl actually becomes his girlfriend
emily thinks i'm perfect
A mod reacted on my topic damn yeah
Grandmother has alzheimer's
Throws plastic cup in sink doesn't break anything
Dropped Soap in Shower caught it before it hit the floor
use memegenerator for messenger conversations completely ruined
Went to the Fort wayne Children's zoo Prairie dogs were back!
visits britain stops raining
Added random girl on facebook because she's fit She started the convo with me
Went to the Fort Wayne Children's zoo Rode the ponies
Went to the Fort Wayne Children's Zoo Fed the giraffe
Opens 1 minute noodles Actually cooks in 1 minute
This time I Remember everything
doesn't do homework teacher never checks
drunk at work manager too drunk to notice
Doesn't do homework teacher ddoesn't check
Farts no-one says doorknobs
makes meme gets on first page
walks into class late Teacher sayss 'nice to see you'
group project? Dropbox refferals!
group project? Dropbox refferals!
pERIOD FINALLY CAME SOMEONE GET ME A DRINK
WHEN SOMEBODY MAKES A PICTURE SAYING ITS UGLY ITS ONLY A SCAM SO LOADS OF PEOPLE WILL COMMENT
Said to my mom
Did homework the night before the presentation got maximum note!
opened shreddies got two joined together
Closed two tabs Computer loading faster
Got more spi than rahul varshneya
hab uuu baba yaba haha
guy on third floor has  complete control of page
farted in class bad luck brian got the blame
Went asian solved the equation
saw my ex gf who dumped me new bf wearing crocs
Remembered to set DVR Night just made
CHARLES SHEUNG FTW!!!
DOIN' YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND.
ALL YOU CAN EAT? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Got laid by Madi Byrd  Didn't get the clap
o o
Yes My tooth grew back
Forget to set alarm wake up on time
We've got a Canoe
friends all get changed to timeline not got me yet
Spends more time on facebook than studying gets an a on the exam
Drops plate of food Lands perfectly on the ground
Does work without mrs cutler
Had a dream i was in game of thrones didn't die
people ask me how i'm such a tough broad... ...and i say
Got into argument with fundie about gay marriage pointed out every flaw in his logic
Karthus Ult? My name is shen
Makes a copy from laptop at work doesn't use up numbers
last paper presentation this semester like a boss
Yes Falcao is the man
ex got a new girlfriend she's not prettier than me
shunned comicbook nerd as a child grow up
hey i just met you
carmageddon is back that's my game
Starts Portfolio night before Hands in on time
INDIAN FOOD TODAY DIDN'T GET FAJITA CHICKEN
Asked stupid question in me212 got a dynobuck for it
Constipated for a week finally pooped
Project due tomorrow teacher has the flu
Ask for Guacamole Didn't Cost extra
Forgets to do homework teacher is absent
late for work boss is late too
Rode with dad to the liquor store Strapped to the hood of the car
Got my grades back A in BBR
Don't do assignment due tomorrow instructor doesn't want it
woke up today wasn't kidnapped by kony
that chick bent over i can see her ass
picked my nose in class no one saw
no verbal fillers in final speech!
Fisted your mum DIDN'T wash my hand
went to mcdonalds got my chip sucked
Bullshits math homework Still 'well done and on time'
Comment on original post... More likes than original post!
so
josh hamilton wins me cash on draftkings
Buys $5 scratch off Wins $2500 a week per life
writes 20 page research paper the week its due gets an A
1 HP remaining enemy uses tail whip
just solved the most impossible math problem ALONE!
last pick still get to play top
job location farther than the previous one found faster WAY TO REACH IT
Asked a hot older woman on a date. she said yes.
My Mommy Says i'm special!
Helped gf do yardwork all day with intent of getting laid gets paid by her dad for the work
Goes back to play old video game but can't remember password to account Guess it correctly
Ate raw cookie dough lived to eat more raw cookie dough
Mom Looks like a wookie Didn't tan me
iPhone falls out out pocket standing on yoga mat
trolled someone on the internet finally feel good about myself
im thinkig about punching you in the face
Watched the Notebook Didn't cry
GODDAMN IT
Turn on TBS Big Bang theory marathon
ran over brandon cyrus with my car cops congradulated me
Farts in class someone else gets blamed
New workplace Next to SAQ
passed my cahsee success
Typed 2000 words in 4 hours for a word limit of 1500 1900 of them were via facebook chat
Laid Out In The Sun No sunburn
didn't do math homework didn't get ass spanked by gs sir
Got a condo on my wrist girl
wakes up at noon on monday school is closed
Find Girlfriend that likes to wreslte She can beat you
I asked dore the explora out
Asked a librarian Success
Fart in class Someone else gets blamed
Success Finally Awesome again
went home last weekend stayed out past one am
Studied for exam ready to go
Meet hot girl on skype get strip dance
Landed in Philly at 12:30PM Leased new Honda CRV by 5pm.
Used splash Was super effective
tries to work on final paper watches entire season of 'how I met your mother'
15 burpees you got this
Scene awn Bachi down
Never ties shoe laces never tripped once
Throws paper ball across classroom Gets it in in front of everybody in classroom
eats sand gets famous
scored all 67 points on the immigration test gets to come to canada
scored all 67 points on the immigration test gets to come to canada
Was in an intense pokemon battle with genesect and caught it with a pokeball
America
gets 100.... on a carbery test
didn't know anything on test still got a c
starburst 2-pack both pink
Guess most questions on a test 100 %
Rented my tux WoUld make a good looking hitman
تلاقى إتنين صحابك بيتخانقوا ع اللى يقعد قدام جنب اللى هيسوق تركب إنت قدام عشان اطول واحد ?يهم
i got hole last night..  twice
played stasis he scooped
ask girl for chewing gum she gives him bj
Fox news mentions Ron Paul  Nice
Forgot formula on exam was able to derive it
Marrying a cosmotologist free haircuts for life
Post status Hot chick liked it
RAN OUT OF TOILETPAPER FOUND NAPKINS IN THE KITCHEN
Achievement unlocked bought Park ji sung k-pop album
i am in love with the most beautiful woman she feels the same about me
Put a beer in the freezer didn't forget about it!
Know everything about game of throne&#180;s history completely ignore my own country&#180;s history
Wakes up at 4:42 am on a tuesday realises there's still 2 hours more sleep
posted 1 mil card on trade block got offered double the value
Forgot to eat breakfast Girl brings bagels for everyone in class
Procrastinates and only studies for finals for 30 mins aces exam
get chubby be cute
wrote a meme for pinterest got repinned!
Went to my locker between classes wasn't late
expired coupon accepted
overnight effect is playing tonight sitting in front row
Not sure if customer is man or woman Smiles back when I say ma'am
bought shit on craigslist didn't get raped
OPen box of oreos There's an extra row
Goes to Prom Comes back with more money than he started with
SOLVING ADD MATH QUEST wHEN I GET THE ANSWER
Just did Hunger games private trial Got a 13
I am going to beat you up
Got cut off by some guy speeding Saw him get pulled over down the road
Dog ate homework Teacher Buys it
cant pass guard. flying twister ftw
takes the homework home for weekend leaves it in the schoolbag
Huge fart brewing in public toilet cubical someone activates a hand dryer
Pissed my pants No leakage
2nd of May Still Without FB Timeline
It's may still avoiding facebook timeline
missed class the teacher got run over by a car
I will!
Forgot to wear helmet  Didn't get busted
winners wins
condom breaks she isn't pregnant
started working out more chicks
StePped IN GIANT PUDDLE Got feet wet
got wife pregnant Baby expected on december 22nd
MOM TAKES PICTURE BECOMES A MEME
Felt uncomfortable all morning just took world's best dump. Feelin' Like a BOSS!
Trades a $10 bill for 10 $1 bills gets 11 ones
get to class late teacher doesnt notice
goes to ike for dinner picks up a clean cup
swim under crowded dock not noticed at all
May 2012 still doesn't have a timeline on facebook
No classes with brandon
walked up the stairs got my workout in for the day
went to the third floor of the hub to take a nap A couch was completely empty
Hot girl cleans up her facebook friends list I didn't get deleted
Make off handed post on youtube it becomes top comment
finally finished essay!!
got first place then full course black flag race ended
Offered $100 for chin/dip/leg Raise station offer accepted
is the 100th caller wins something other than nickelback tickets
Finished End of Eva Understood it
got late for work Still manages to reach first in the team
Works in Brussels Doesn't get stabbed
INTRODUCES LINDSAY TO JACKASS SHE LIKES IT
All having exams  Mine Over
Found what i was looking for didnt ask mom
AIDS I DONT GOT IT
WIPED ASS CLEAN BREAK
Winning!
Started period Didn't Bled all over sheets
ZERAH TRIES MEMEGENERATOR ALMOST GETS IT
Finds rainy mood.com doesnt need music ever again
pull into lot spot next to handicapped available
GOT MY Eagle I'm thirteen
Shaved Didn't massacre my face
intro instrumental song comes on during shuffle mode leads perfectly into a song not from that album
snmptn 2012 yes
pick ed up HITCHHIKER still alive
passes by  gandolf
SAID FIVE MORE MINUTES STAYS UP ALL NIGHT
FARTED IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS NO ONE NOTICED
tries to start fight between two bffs fails!!!!
made it to round 32 in zombies  and im only 5
its nap time hell yes
slip down stairs sit down like nothing happened
sAID JOKE in class  everyone laughs
1st of may still no timeline
took two naps in s.s. teacher dident give a shit
It's called process
Encountered my first zombie horde Lived to tell the tale
walk towards elevator door elevator shows up
PHONE DIES LEAVES IT UNCHARGED FOR 2 WEEKS
I ate a cookie And it tasted good
said something in class participation for semester
bought a chocolate bar in england with a scottish pound note got change for a fiver
we got tpl
stopped chasing waterfalls stuck to rivers and lakes instead
Potty Trains Puts down toilet seat after
Walk towards elevator door elevator shows up
went to lake house after prom didn't get pregnant
Texted a girl got two smiley faces in reply
do no complete HOmework teacher is absent
Smack a hoe win!
Create an image in meme generator appears un the popular images
Overslept and didn't eat breakfast someone brought BANANA bread at work
Sing yoghurt during the whole concert no one noticed
Goes to take shit in bathroom that has no toilet paper notices
Leaves university still has 5 years on student account
when i pass a mirror my reflection looks at me
kidnapps a hot girl frames mike
Made out with random girl at party found out she was 18
got paid and laid
fuk u m8 u stole me white lightning innit
didn't wear deodorant today... no one complained!
Forgot to do homework teAcher do it in front of class
STUFF I DID DURING MY ALL-NIGHTER 1) Made a meme 2)Went on facebook 3) wrote a paper (1 paragraph)
Made fake meme about prom still got karma
That last  piece of cereal said i couldn't catch it... well i showed that bastard.
Father saw me smoking a joint thought it was a cigarette
Rode my bike in downtown Charleston today Didnt get hit by a car
Did the dirty dancing lift twice
let's convince Greg zins he's gay!
Takes one hour nap feels like 8 hour slumber
Takes one hour nap feels like 8 hour slumber
Takes one hour nap feels like 8 hour slumber
arriving 20 minutes late at the airport turbine failure
ordered medium soda got a large
Paid in gum
Went to staples center got free tacos
gave redmine to a project manager got no tasks assigned!
Creates meMe Remember to selectabguage
Upgraded to $40 got demon pig
didn't study for test did better than everyone else
THANK GOD  CONDOMS ARE AGAINST OUR religion
bet money on super smash bros i'm a big kid now
Made Prediction for science prac Got it right
movie with a random redditor didn't get raped
farts loudly in public lives in china
On meme generator in god tier
on meme generator in god tier
Needs to go the postroom Wind Blows him all the way to westwood
Hides under tree during lighting storm survives
GOt the new Waveboard King of the street
no money for lunch work is having a free cookout
Gets down at the same time as enemy Gets up first
8 hours of work no criticals
Takes massive Dump Needs no wipe
Copys others test still got better grade
Told mario he owes me $85 Got 8 BJ's
Has an affair Wife apologizes
crazy crosswind on approach landed on the centerline like a boss
DOES ROBUX GLITCH ON ROBLOX ACTUALLY WORKS
Nose is making that weird whistling noise wind is whistling through the window so my roommate doesn't notice
i saw the avengers yessss u DIDN'T see it yet yessss
drunk with mitsui collegue no shameful photo on facebook yet
had room check out don didn't notice broken tile
10 minutes in the sUn Tanner thaN your tannest
laughs in front of the opposite gender doesn't sound like a retarded seal
Worked my ass off while sup was gone got a raise
had recess today didn't get picked last
waterline in itunes liechtenstein top 5 here we come!
jay-z has 99 problems I dont even have one
Goes on website 1000000th visitor
i ordered four pizzas and they gave me five pizzas dam them
yells kobe and makes it
Chris Judd Subbed Off in the first quarter 3 votes!
logged on facebook today didn't have timeline
CHECKING SCHEDULE.. Unsupervised class!
did throw up but cannot remember success
eNTERS AN ARGUEMENT OVER FACEBOOK wins like a boss
University not subscribed to journal I WANT TO USE GOOGLE SCHOLAR PUTS DIRECT LINK TO PDF NEXT TO LINK
the band that played at oranjebal was terrible didn't noticed!
my fist in your face and your face on the floor
had to pay friend 10$  forgot I owed him the next day
y u no use right meme!!
Had recess today got picked first
Got an i love mommy bib #swag
Friend is buying a $2000 computer Helped him save $5
MUSIC HALL BURNS DOWN CONTRACT FRUSTRATED
Smokes on 4/20 doesn't get tested next week in rehab
See the word 'unfortunately' delete that shit
eat chili with carne no pepto needed
Makes Comment on Facebook Gets Likes
exams in 1 day making memes on meme generator
My turn to cook today enough left for everybody from yesterdays' dinner
do a shit don't have to wipe
Went to an ultrasound today its a girl!!
didn't know I had a big math exam 10 multiple choice questions
DOWNLOADED UBUNTU 12.04 BEFORE THE SITE WENT DOWN
april 26th still don't have timeline
AUSTIN WELTY Liked my status
*Happy* OMFG I TOUCHED HER ASS!!
Woke up tired as hell mom made breakfast
Told nick he sucks ass
threw egg in minecraft hatched in to baby chicken
Kept refreshing my meme got an upvote
I will break you
If mom says no i just ask timm
Got a new dealer also my girlfriend
Plays 11 in the box at the Camp Nou knocks out barcelona
PASSED A FART WITHOUT ANYONE NOTICING.......
Eats ice cream with no stains on my face  #winning
TOOK THE PSAE CAN GO TO COLLEGE NOW
i passed
checks ragans Parking lot spot open
Swam in Greg's lane Didn't get lapped
Farts in class nobody hears it
Went to undie run didn't pop a boner
just beat chuck norris.. while having to go the bathroom.
is that my cookie? I'll kill you
PURCHASED SMOKE BALL NEVER GOT SICK AGAIN
No dako answers test moved
Epic spacewalk line spiked it
Forgot Formula on Physic test Used KNOWLEDGE of Units to create said Formula
LOts of imagE links on rEddit got the conText by looking at thumbnail
Rick santorum drops out faith in humanity restored
Farts in class nobody hears it
ARRIVED 23 MINUTES LATE FOR THE LECTURE BEFORE MINE
totally understands meme format... forever! (and ever)
PLAYS SUPER SMASH BROS. TURNS SAMUS INTO A BABE
vehicle needed to be turned in to radio maintenance grc-206 already assembled
Told Wife i could give up smartphone so we could save money. She likes that we have navigation. Insists I keep it.
Ate house keys Shat them out whole
epic sprint to the bus made it
read the success kid  realize you *are* the success kid
Leaves umeeka seen as the good guy
i got MOTHER'S DAY off from work
Tried to Listened to Hot problems Speakers broke before it
I just finished ender's Game Now Starcraft feels awesome
Just finished Ender's Game... Now Starcraft Feels Awesome!
Not in good standing Still on the server
Runs the London Marathon as warm up for finals
Searching for Chinese food leftovers eggroll
stairring contest with gorm i won
same pe note every time not been caught once
2012 Come at me zombie appocolypse
Had to take vitals signs on a baby Didn't wake the baby up
Provokes a poke war wins
catches the elevator before it closes
catches the elevator before it closes
course selection for next year? signed up for ap us history
420 2013 is on a saturday
Shaved No Razor Burn
Wonders if any of any cool kids are running for secreatary sees liam kirchner
runs laps around vestibule and opens up all doors multiple times single handedly destroys close rate
Eating Mushrooms for the first time ABLE TO SWALLOW WITHOUT SPITTING THEM OUT
5 semesters at csun deans list 5 times!
put on axe body spray got laid
Went on Facebook Still don't have Timeline
ORIGINAL Idea to ask girlfriend to prom back fires  new one is even better
Juventus kicks Roma's ass Trolls about it on a friends status update
did laundry no missing socks
ID has religion on its side the founding fathers don't care
Searching Older Posts Liking your Biness
got no money for a drink remembers vending machine has free drench
took a nap before the exam still get a good grade
Just had sex didn't cry after
The tip of your pencil breaks Too lazy to sharpen it
take huge crap didn't clog the toilet
The tip of your pencil breaks to lazy to sharpen it
Everyone complains about lag gets none
first day off crutches cue baby fist pump meme
THANK YOU GOOGLE 2HRS 18/20
Complaining about spelling mistakes They still got nothing on me
Made ghetto tea only spilt 1/3
initiated argument with girl won!
Realizes it's after    2 am doesn't have to set an alarm for tomorrow
Holds a gun for the first time Mission Accomplished
understands law memes university fees not a waste
GP ON SOON MAMMY AND CHARLIE GOING OUT
random refs in ufc3 gets herb dean
wants a drink of water drinks from the ocean
RAN RED LIGHT NOT INVOLVED IN ACCIDENT BEHIND ME
folded laundry HAD EVEN NUMBER OF SOCKS
called out a troll he blocked me
made a meme got more likes than just my own
didn't go to senior prom don't regret it
TAKES a dump nothing to wipe
leave late arrive on time
Did laundry found $100 bill
Gotta take a dump at work freshly cleaned toilet
First time a celebrity replies to one of my tweets it's neil gaiman
makes it to front page on the first try
Got home all wasted Didn't make a sound
philip humber throws a perfect game have him on my fantasy team
Got too stoned ON 4/20 WOKE UP ON 4/21 TO FIND 2 TRAIL MIX JOINTS AND A BUNCH OF KIEF LEFT OVER
David Howell for sophomore class president SUCCESS!
DIDN'T SEE A KONY SIGN THE ENTIRE DAY YESTERDAY
gets into Car with manual gears doesn't stall
buys new game  Able to play Splitscreen
Build  SUCCESS
walks past parents don't tell you to do chores
Realized that actress who plays daenereys isn't 15 Still hot
Doesn't check homework until right before class nothing assigned
VOTED #22 FELT ACCOMPLISHED
Grab TWO Socks FROM DRYER THey MATCH
Vhdl na niye onek shantite asi
you: 17 Death: 0 happy Birthday
Drunk as hell last night didn't do anything stupid
Wakes up on Little 5 no hangover
told funny joke in class sat like a boss while everyone laughed
forgot to do homework teacher went over it in class
20th April Still no 'Happy Birthday Hitler'-Post
Counts peas invents genetics
Gives matthew sabia a headache from a meme Proves that he wouldn't be able to handle a political party
Says 'now!' Red light turns green
subway service outage not on your line
teacher gave me lip on my macaroni drawing shat in her shoes
Hackers online in Mario Kart Wii I still come in 1st
Lost my apendix got free pudding
Mlp fim ringtone goes off in class Everyone thinks it's their phone
Plays super Mario Finds warp zone first try
Ipod music collection more mixed than rashida jones don't listen to half of it
Made a few memes sargon loved them
First time playing manhunt they didn't find me
went shopping didn't drop
No Aluminum Block Finds extra. don't have to go to stock room
Half a year until graduation and already got a job goes on exchange!
juwanna man is on followed by little man
4/20 #score
saw roadkill wasn't a cat
Creates sHitty sexual cat puns Bf approves
APPROACH RIGHT LANE TRAFFIC LIGHT TURN SIGNAL IN TIME WITH MUSIC
Tied Tie Perfect Lenght The First Time
Didnt study 4 a test aced that shit
Have gf Treats her well
sent funny email Cost company a ton of money
Hotlist has 25 action items done by 11am
Dropped Tea on new Shoes didnt get stained
is it just me or do i look constipated when i do this
Ran into exgf nailed her
Stepped on a LEGO Didn't Cry
fall off building bruse ankle
Staged titus Andronicus Audience vomited
4-20 still don't have timeline
4-20 still don't have timeline
Made front page of r/trees on 4/20
'are you here for the big sale?' 'Sale?! great
Sharpens skates all day for cash Just enough to bail brother out of jail
Farts at the dinner table mom didn't notice
helped an american child with something wasn't accused of pedophilia
finds out my girlfriend has a girlfriend gets 2 girlfriends for the price of one
farted in school it was silent
Her Milkshake brought all the boys to the yard... taught me
Farts at dinner table nobody notices
Almost got out of bed remembered it's a weekend
steals necklace from cute girl and gets her to fly to ireland won't give it back for free
Throw trash at the can from 5 feet away make it
procrastinated with 9gag found a quote for my presentation
Last day of lectures as an undergraduate took notes
Typed my password super Fast got it right
Gets to car Seconds before meter cop
de
Stumbled during Combo invented new Oc
goes defensive against barca on fm
Slept With James Didn't go crazy
niggers be hatin' but i get more ass than a toilet seat
forgot to shave crush didn't come to school
Everyone hates that i'm rich no-one remembers that I'm mormon
It's snowing Class is cancelled
RAN INTO EXGF nAILED HER
YES I DID IT I DEFATED MY DAD IN 1v1 >:D
Already have the honor being taught Get to talk with friends instead
Asked for priority actually Got it
smacked girl's ass she liked it
Stopped using contraception Pregnant on the first try
goes to wipe after a shit nothing there
go to strip doesnt get shot!
Played Mass effect 3 ending wasn't retarded
Mined a diamon block above lava catches diamond
Lebron Scores in 4th Lebron Wins MVP
Just shit my pants No mom at Home yes!!! i can finally Spend time with dad
Just replied to your post With Hilarious .GIF image
ASKED HER TO PROM SHE SAID YES
explained internal fertilization to science class avoided explaining sex
had non-stupid parents did not die from easily preventable disease
turned in rough draft as final 100%
Needs a quarter for a soda Finds one on the vending machine
Get 54% on Final exam get 81.5% overall
learning to use qr codes making my baby smile
don't play  Me
mastered im sexy and i know it dance
Hot girl looks at you win!
Bjonda has an test tommorow and she will pass it!! how? I have no idea
Roll-over three times got insurance money almost 5000€
walks into store is handed $500 gift card
Creeper blew up house of obsidian
Drop out of Spanish Take asl and get an a+
One doubt decreased! that's bjonda
blows out birthday candles on first try
word on the street said doaky got head boy
Wake up at 7:50 for an 8 am make it to class with time to spare
Had first MRI
I'm a musician New girlfriend's dad is a musician
Needed a picture of a man at a computer with a sad wife for school project Used Redditors Wife meme
gonna win fantasy hockey tonight putting harrison and woodley in front of fleury
not an ethnic baby? prefect
SEEN GIRLFREIND WITH OTHER MAN FILLED HIM IN
count number of images win chocolate
zoned out while my girlfriend was talking got away with it
Felt something creeping up turned out to be just a fart
Forgot to set up an alarm wake up at 6:55
has to pee on highway rest stop .5 miles
ZONED OUT WHILE MY GIRLFRIEND WAS TALKING SHE BELIEVED MY GENERIC RESPONSES
April 17th 4:59 pm Extension fIled
Forgot persons name so said 'hey buddy' His name is buddy
All printing computers in atwood are in use brought my own laptop
shits pants every one laughs
Fingers broke toilet paper No shit on fingers
Picked mom's lottery numbers Favored
Made an Asian joke WaSnt killed by geo
family goes to vacation eat same food for 5 days
Buffy marathon on netflix!!!! YES
My first M.O.A.B FTW
Went to class for once copy paste 20 lines of code to solve problem at work
i smelled my pits no burger and onions
Calls for structure bash gets over 20 pilots
it's to true to be good!!
Legend..Wait for it.. swag
sees a fly chases it around room until its caught
get no data from science experiment guess like shit
Going into bathroom to take a shower FAVORITE stall is open
Girlfriend on Period Still talks to me
gets 25 notifications on fb none of it is a game request
heard 'call me maybe' didn't quote lyrics in facebook status
FARTED IN FRONT OF GF'S PARENTS THOUGHT IT WAS THE DOG
talked to ex-girlfriend pissed off her new boyfriend
See pic of ex with new boyfriend on facebook I look better than him
Tries on prom dress after a year and a half of an unhealthy college lifestyle still fits
Wakes up 5 minutes before class still makes it on time
Installed new osx update didn't have flashback
Yesss! saw peter lynch today!
Proofread paper No mistakes
random marching band starts playing outiside Dorm room is 20 feet away
wins nigerian lottery hands over credit card details
IVE FOUND MY DREAM GIRL YEH CHEEZ.. :P
THEY SAID I CANT TAKE THE SURVEY STILL GET CREDIT
HA
BUT I CAN
GF ends relationship 'It's not your fault' she said
asked if rag smelt like chloroform... score!
survived the first 5 of 7 days again now weekend like a boss
pedo in house screaming in brothers room
Can't TOUCH this!!!
Writes youtube comment zero characters left
PARENTS ANNIHILATED
JUST WENT CAMPING WAS INTENSE
talks to hot girl for the 1st time she asks him out
PROCRASTINate on final research paper done.
delete system 32 accidently laptop shuts off in the middle of deletion
SLAPS HOT GIRL'S ASS ONLY HAVE TO GET 51 STITCHES
bla blablaa
Thought test was tomorrow not actually until wednesday
me after finishing all my hws sunday night
uses prepmatic sat verbal score goes up 200 points
Raises hand
ate eggs didn't fart
brock obama posted meme i posted on his wall
home alone eat all the food
Did our taxes biggest refund ever
Oh yea? Papa give money for longboard.
Noble Pilsner Finished without puking
COMPLETELY FILLS 5 PERSON CAR CAN FIT 2 MORE PEOPLE IN
bus ki tubelight nai chal rahi thi mein ne tubelight he garh le
Didn't do speech project doesn't get called on
Gets final poke
2 liked posts in one nigh NOW ACQUAINTANCES
tried to fart really hard almost sharted
Friendzone  still gets laid
5 a.m. BikerIde Obtain stoges
Blood sugar? 8.9 yus!
no date of birth on facebook people congratulate anyway
scratched and dented the bumper of a car nobody noticed
MET ARCH NEMESIS AT THE REUNION SHE DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE
Almost left reddit because of political beliefs found /r/conservative
farted silently with girlfriend didnt stink
PLays yellow after the rain Makes All-state Band
Was late for school  b.a wasn't waiting at the top of the avenue
GOT RAIDED DIDN'T FIND SECRET CHEST
humor Plug Forever
walks into a 1v5 gets a pentakill
sold 8/8/7 magnum for 3.3m bought a gc magnum for 3.2m
bumped my sterio at a red light hot chick noticed
sleeping soundly alex turns up with tea
MUST MURDER ZOBOOMAFOO
wrote password wrong press backspace got it right
teacher gives homework finishes it in class
played joe mccarthy's game entered last comment
Infusion set ripped out while asleep Woke up the next morning and wasn't Mega High
made presentation laura liked it
got to the dmv no. line.
Common test PASSED! 80/100!
Punched a kid at school got away with it
Didn't do the h.ws... ...The teacher forgets it.
Go to Break up with gf  instead she breaks up with me
did chest today still trained calves
opening presents got money
Shoed friends a pictue of me and my girlfriend.. They thought it was photoshopped.
posted on her wall get her 'like'
Made it through another Friday the 13th without dying I think that deserves a
Friend loses $100 Finds it
generated his own meme got to the god tier in one day
Geometry test this period... someone pulls the fire alarm
Puts a ten dollar bill in change machine Gets $14.50
Given the wrong size drink at starbucks Get a free one next time
EMBARRASSED Teacher
tries to download torrent file it works
Amazon accidentaly sends 2 of everything
Invited crystal to her own surprise party She was too oblivious to see the fb invite
doesn't revise for test gets good grade anyway
captions meme  makes it to the god tier
tries out new character becomes a meme sensation
does five minute homework in class hands it in as normal at the end
can't get drunk in real life gets drunk in gta iv
gets four star police in gta loses all four
Tregger random fremmed p&#229; omegle er norsk og liker artige.
Treffer random fremmed p&#229; omegle er fra norge og liker artige!
Hugged a girl didn't get a boner
got a bottle of vicodin after my root canal friend trades me an 1/8 of dank for a 10 dollar prescription
Broke up with girlfriend friends with benefits
Makes a spelling mistake on a meme sitll gets rated highest
left sweater on chair in library SEAT SAVED NEXT DAY
Couldn't read Captcha Guessed it first try
skips class second time class gets canceled second time
copies from someone on test gets better grade
walks barefoot across grass no bindies
Thought about going for a run ate pies instead
Has class in 10 minutes Reddit
FRIDAY 13TH NO TIMELINE!
Created a New meme already has 1 like in 10 seconds
mom takes me to female change room sooo many boobs
ate piece of gum from back pocket didn't smell like farts
Woke up at six Didn't go back to sleep
Wakes Up Still Has 2 Hours Before Alarm Is Set To Go OFf
Fell holding a stack of paper didn't drop any
posted picture on facebook HOT GIRL LIKES IT!
met up with people who dont like me totally tagged along
forgot to lock my car nothing was stolen
goes to lunch at school doesn't get food stolen
dodged a blue shell
switches lanes doesn't hit one reflector
Takes computer hacking course learns that goverment uses only basic encryption
At csus comp lab
Friend says cleaning friends list still here
tHe puzzle said '2-4 years
Craps in school toilet doesn't get aids
FINISHED SERIES 6 SUBREDDIT UNLOCKED!
dies in multiplayer fps person who kills you dies right after
stalks a girl her photo albums are open for public views
yroo7 food court yela2y makan fady
New app on facebook changes your profile to timeline cancels instalation
thought rest was hard made a working servlet in 3 hours
cheat during diet lose weight
had $300 saw a vita bought a 3ds + games
vOTED lARRY FOR p.R.O Forever a legend!!
Finish 2k didn't throw up
died while in a cave in minecraft found all my stuff
Thought I felt a cancerous mole turned out to be a half-metled rolo
CVS Employee doesn't acknowledge coupon at register Returns item. Then applies coupon.
thunderstorms all afternoon kid goes down for nap before the first thunderclap
Slept Through Class Class Cancelled Because of Bomb Threat
new app on facebook changes your profile to timeline Cancels instalation
someone has different opinion say they're just jealous!
Exam scheduled during sens playoff game drops class
Went for chocolate got 2 for 1
SAID 'OLD CLOTHES MAKE LOADS' TWENTY TIMES FAST WON A MASTERPIECE BY A LOCAL ARTIST
Gets pulled over knows the cop
Watched a spider video didn't shiat my pants
Forgot To Set My Alarm for class woke up in time anyway
Forgets bought french toast crunch cereal finds it when stoned
Finds a box of thin mints It's not opened yet
First year of college over never gained the freshman 15
Oral lasted less than 12 minutes
GEts verbally abused by teacher in front of whole class lets teacher finish and proves them wrong
Survives no pizza for lent pizza hut binge
takes a powernap stamina regenerates to 100%
accidentally OPENED UP INTERNET EXPLORER DIDNT HAVE TO SHUT COMPUTER DOWN
POST MEME ON WALL GIRL LIKES IT
Forgot he had lab still wore pants
internet goes out just opened 'what is your go to joke?' post
SHE SAID SHE IS ON THE PILL
Came back from lunch found parking in front circle
comes to school with 20 cigarettes leaves with 0 OV bror
i will rise again god damn it! or my name isn't gadaffi
36 hour render computer does'nt crash
Ate Sloppy bbq didnt get sauce on white dress shirt
Messages Sun?ica Sun?ica smiles and messages back
MADE IT TO YOUR 21ST BIRTHDAY TOOK 21 SHOTS WITHOUT PASSING OUT
Makes happy birthday meme card for class teacher laughs
spawn on bf3 gets in scout heli first
accidentally hit instrument on stand gordo doesn't hear
writes one paragraph deserves 40 minute break
Hard drive disconnects half way through 60gb transfer files not corrupted
friend forgot lighter at my house he dont care
parents embarrassing me in public don't look related
my plan for success internet takeover
Just shared that facebook photo that kid is totally going to get cured now
New red one drop No real downside
guy stole my bike stole his car
'Hey
PARENTS ARE SLEEPING TIME TO FAP
Plays Call of Duty Reaches Prestige 10 in 1 day
Doesn't prepare for meeting Pulls it off without a hitch
SHOWED UP LATE FOR TOURS IT DIDN'T START WITHOUT ME
TAKES GNARLEY SHIT DOESNT HAVE TO WIPE ASS
i'm going to live to be an old man or die trying
Guy beside me in public washroom farts didn't laugh
Phone case got run over by three cars phone not inside
ordered a medium got a large
Dropped soap in the shower caught it in midair
Wakes up early for school well rested
Favorite football team lost playoff game met a girl at the bar
GOES SHOPPING FOR JEANS FITS INTO a SIZE 34
Forgot parking pass found close space on the street
Saw old high school photos quickly thought
Reviewing Journal Doing it in only one night
Didnt write essay until 3 hours before it's due Gets an A
paid $90K for a charter flight brought own food to save money
Stayed on campus during spring break front row parking at the dorms allllll week
has been playing video games and going out the whole year PASS ALL EXAMS
asked for a sammich she makes two
Asked for books from corporate delivered in timely manner
Makes liam married to Raywood doesn't realise for a month
Friend picks ticket for $500 Visa Gift card Mine
got sent to the teachers room gets to talk to crush on the way
Leaves school during free period doesn't get caught
fight boss with only yen pins equipped still win
Rj Watches his first incredible tales
talking to someone on bbm screenmunch!
Dates sonny for half a year hasn't got abused
Flushed it bitches
buy used game bonus code unused
girl on facebook calls herself ugly agrees
Everyone is forced to use timeline on facebook except me
Dad finishes last in marathoN Becomes Internet sensation
goes into high school comes out in a stable relationship
checked syllabus no class tommorow
first minor accident in my new car wasn't my fault
pressed button before it hit zero
Hear a longboard coming behind  you I Hope you trip on the bricks
ear of spider ARACHNOPHOBIA and fear of tight spaces is CLAUSTROPHOBIA  Fear of Bourgade Baseball is called Logic!
Has phone out in front of mr. rose doesn't get it taken away
Was Told To leave room for jesus Proceeds to grind
Free ice cream scoop? YES!!1
Timeline Still hasn't got me
gets kicked out of house on easter gets free coachella ticket next day
gets laid off from a good company gets hired by their superior competitor
hAD TO HAVE DINNER WHILE PLAYING SND CAME BACK - LAST ALIVE
Took her to dinner then pissed in her ass
Misspelled word IN STATUS STILL got likes
bitches love the titanic
BIT INTO A RED JELLYBEAN WASN'T CINNAMON
Pooped Didn't need to wipe
game crashes autosave
GOT KICKED IN THE LIVER sorry for breaking your leg bas
Go ask the dust for any answers  Come back strong with 50 belly dancers
About to delete history realises he's on a private browsing
new game coming out cyri says i can run it!
be the smallest kid at the party  eat all the cake
ran out of ritalin borrowed some from class clown
graduate college and get full time job still eats at the kids table
Did dream careers' program got a job offer at the end of the summer
banged meth no trouble sleeping
10 am comp class Out of bed at 9:50
Peed pants during drunk walk it was raining outside
?ي رمضان محدش يسألك (صايم ولا زي كل سنة؟)
Plug iphone into computer Itunes doesn't start
Target shocked Still in first place
It's sunday GREEN TRAY NOW OPEN SUNDAYS
haven't been converted to timeline of facebook
goes easter egg hunting becomes 2 dollars richer
Late to class HAs a substitute teacher
chair made fart sound when i sat was able to reproduce it
HAD FEVER OF 103 GOT EXTRA HUGS
filmed what i thought was a ufo... 'aliens' guy on fire.
Wake up from nap make hilarious and relevant pun
GOES INTO LADS SHOWER DOSENT GET A BONER
drunken one night stand finds you on facebook still looks hot
Creeper blows up in house only destroys one block
FORGOT ABOUT THE FOOD COOKING ON THE STOVE PERFECTLY COOKED
Doesn't do homework gets a substitute teacher
Took a shit barely had to wipe!
spent five hours on meme generators all worth it
searching crush girl name on facebook positive id
Lent is completed I can eat what I want
mom told me to eat iron so i ate a    big mac
t t
get drunk did not tell facebook about it
went to my first ever lacrosse game and cwu dominated!
No Motivation create a motivation meme
Charlie sheen age 4 Winning!!!
Asked for double meat at chipotle they forgot to charge me for it
girls says she wants to bang girl bangs me
speed project skins get leaked repurpose them to show our creativity to the public
farted in public nobody heard it
Leave for mom's house easter morning not forced to go to church
woke up late for school hair is perfectly fine
gets to play in ball pit mum stays for chat gets 30 minutes longer
no one reads for today get out of class an hour early
spit while i peed right through my stream of pee
comes home drunk at 4pm mom is not waiting
Sent funny text 'lmao'
Posted First
team wants to surrender just votes 'no' to screw teammates
Late to class teacher turned around when you walk in
changed my answer on an exam got it right
Stalks crush's facebook Finds their secrets
Gets finger biTten by charlie Youtube legend
buys mytouch 4g slide on craigslist previous owner didn't have internet so bootloader is still unlocked
POSTED VIDEOS on Youtube PEOPLE Watched and liked them
Broke-up with girlfriend Just got better one
didn't do my homework teacher forgot to collect it
Only had $1 for $1.10 ice cream got 10% student discount
Woke up on Gabe's Couch Didnt Feel Like Death
Found two Eggs before easter
Used the Right Social Security Number TaXES ACCEPTED
wasting time on meme battle still getting paid
English professor acts like a badass mock him on feedback
POSTS SARRI ON TSM 8 likes In 1 minute
rent movie from netflix Turned in on way to work next morning
Late to work First ONe there
Drank a beer Can Tweet about #yolo
dropped phone in toilet still works
girlfriend falls asleep during movie xbox 360 time
LIKES PICTURE ON FACEBOOK FIRST 200 PEOPLE LIKE IT AFTERWORDS
complains about internet not working works next day
CommItted to svn revision is 1337
JOSE HAS A REPLACEMENT IN FRANCE CONSTANT SEX THROUGHOUT THE YEAR
plays one game and loses WINS DORSET AND WILTS U17 PLATE
uve never seen tht show? Ima tie u up n make u watch it
Go Look at new apartment with gf She said I love the kitchen
WAkes up from drinking last night you know where you are
Trans-continental flight free upgrade to first class
6TH APRIL STILL NO TIMELINE
Public holiday in aus not for day[9]
UM DIA... UM DIA VOU TER MAIS INSCRITOS QUE O ZANGADO E O EDU JUNTOS
Burning a Playlist to Cd All the songs Fit
Needs snack on campus gets steak bake in essentials
Jaywalked across Reino didn't get caught
Woke up in the morning No new grey hairs
The ayes have it. The motion has passed.
Forgot you put money IN A pocket Find it months later
crashes with car driving at 50mph doesn't die
leaves iphone with 10 % battery during the night Wakes up with 11 %
ONLY Had a Dollar for $1.10 ice cream got 10% Student DISCount
directed movie based on a novel turned out better than the book
Spills PERMANENT paint on shirt  Washes right off
Does the cinnamon challenge  Without a problem
a cop asks how fast you were driving
'good things come to those who wait' never do anything
have to go to a gm meeting at my store
Check facebook no timeline
Eat random crap got idealschiss
Feels a fart coming thank god its silent
LEND YOUR CAR TO SOMEONE RETURNED WITH FULL TANK
PHone rings Caller hangs up
never knock people love being surpried
ate wires and pretended it was pasghetti did not turn into a robot
finally quit smoking cigarettes  like a boss
start coursework 3 days before submission coursework gets delayed by 3 weeks
Football's on Gets to stay up an hour later
Went out on wednesday woke up in brother-in-law's sink
i've played high and got the win
Came in her mouth She said it tasted great
went to elena for haircut both ears still there
Ants fake >> Halloween
becomes friends with Dallas Bracken has already SUCCEEDED
I Will BE EQUALIZED... at dj elevator birthday party!!!!
posts controversial material on facebook doesn't catch hell
i was constipated...  got a  k.f.c
Asks Friend for a sour patch gets two
Took a dump No residue sticking to pot after flushing
Joined a band called reactions making tons of new friends on facebook
Pants fall down in public Massive boner
Lecturer cbf class gets week extension
starts myspace actually finds a friend
USES ONE LESS SHOPPING BAG THINKS THEY HAVE SAVED THE PLANET
Queued for pvp Wasn't huttball!!
Forgot my lunch found left over donuts in conference room
got tomkins this year f*** yeah
vale finds out heineman was secretly humping her gets turned on
forgot to do homework teacher is absent
Doesn't know how to say a word in spanish uses google translate
Drops the bowl Weed still packed
check engine light goes on turns off on it's own
amazon said deadly premonition would be here tomorrow it got here today
I Own a v8 that makes me cool
SAY HI TO CRUSH DIDN't ran away
Texted in the front row of class didn't get caught
alte cd gefunden quake III
Parents' day at school today my parents can't make it
Girlfriend gives oral sex while i'm gaming
benzer. . . can i haz chockie milk?
walked down a hall in gulf high didnt get aids
Ottawa senators lose game free baconators
didnt study for test got a b
went to karachi foods finished semi gravy alone
Made my first meme Yes!
bring co-workers delicious breakfast all the bitches love me
Got a number from pof Posts a field Report about it
'upgrades' to timeline. Not used to layout sets fb bookmark in firefox to newsfeed. back to normal!
Lived in Ohia didn't die from blog mold
Trades with kush rapes him
little brother catches me smoking weed smokes with me
On a high kill streak didn't due to final stand
Starts myspace actually find a friend
breaks facebook
See wicked hot smokeshow of the day have mutual friends on facebook and get to creep all of her pictures
ANDROID NOW HAS INSTAGRAM
ANDROID NOW HAS INSTAGRAM
Stops believing in god iphone finally catches up and stops capitalizing
interview at 9am job offer by noon
Cleans lab finds secret stash of zip ties
gets fast food actually looks like advertised
thought i heard construction work it was dubstep
RANDOMNLY THINK OF A CERTAIN SONG IT BEGINS PLAYING
Haven't done any research Will still dominate league
RAID GUN SHOP FIND WEAPONS
20 page paper: writes one sentence 10 minute facebook break
Falls asleep on  bus wake up on correct bus stop
A scary face appears you don't get scared
20 page paper: Writes a Sentence 10 minute facebook break
ATTRACT ADOPTED WOMEN DON'T NEED BLESSING TO MARRY
friend's phone line is busy turns out the guy was calling him too
Hassan saad mara2 min waraye w ma tara2ne sa7soo7
heard the rumours pro is giving away prizes this season
more goth than some guy on countdown
Turns on radio red solo cup comes on
turns on radio red solo cup comes on
gets a hot girl at airport security gets padded down twice
takes shit came out with no effort
Hey mom!? I TOOK A SH*T ON THE FLOOR!
Spend all night on reddit
drank 2 beers didn't throw up
Said gilles would be there no longer grounded
PEELED a BANANA Found no bruises
turn friend agaisnt me no longer have to listen to bullshit
STEPPED INTO CHARLEVILLE AND SURVIVED
Doesnt know how to play tribal hero Asks Jesuschrist
Ran Out of toilet  done wiping
gets scared and grabs the nearest girl second base
fonz looking for editor dosmur chosen over jsr
start and finish homework 5 minutes before class success
star testing i'm a senior
Mrs Harrell wears skimpy outfit
Spilled coffee on clothes before work casual friday
Is on reddit instead of working on a paper Finds something RELEVANT to the paper
Saw pretty girl on the internet  Made my girlfriend
Make Nachos Get laid
meets a girl from the internet she's not a dude
OPENED LVL 21 TICKET GOT FERRARI 330 P4 ON FIRST TRY
Women can act an ogasm men can act an entire relationship
i pulled out she isnt pregnant
Train doors are closing so get in the train without looking it's the right train!!
night class goes till 8 ncaa championship at 830
i just took a dump and didnt leave any skid marks
walked past the trash can didn't get stung by a bee!
Made meme with a spelling error caught the error before he hit generate
Teacher asked me where my IA was Used printer excuse and succeded
Got class cancellation notice before i left the house
only person to vote my store as best mattress store won
prestiges in call of duty life comeplete
managed to stead with yiheng.... found love in a hopeless place
Live on Gordon Avenue Didn't get stabbed
MANAGE TO TEXT DURING CLASS GET CAUGHT WHEN YOU'VE MASTERED TECHNIQUES.
2nd of april still no timeline
Ms Vince didnt scream at me today
DRIVER IN FRONT LOOSES CONTROL TURNS TO GHOST
Made cereal didn't spill it
Went to the Library didn't get shushed.
Somebody Loved my design
Put leftover ice cream from freezer to fridge come back 2 hours later. it's perfectly soft
checks amc schedule only usher shifts
Ate a burger Puked my guts out
1500 word assignment due 5pm 1499 words handed in at 4:59 Pm
waitlisted at stanford? gets accepted into harvard.
pulls out text book opens right to the specific page
1st april 2012 still not have the timeline
guess what? you lost the game!
Huge Turd Clogs the toiliet Plunger unclogs on the first try
Plays Team snipers on halo doesn't commit suicide
didnt study for test teacher is ill
sketching class young model to draw
hero kid in news! dialed 9-1-1
FORGOT TO DO HOMEWORK TEACHER WAS ABSENT
Gary told me to stop cheering I settled things
posts a picture in a comment get's 3 likes in 2 minutes
FORGOT TO DO HOMEWORK TEACHER IS ABSENT
supported winning team didn't burn my couch
Up past midnight on March 31 gets to see google's april fools day joke before everyone else
POST UP A BULLSHIT STATUS  AND PEOPLE STILL LIKED IT
broken leg sexy nurse
Broken leg sexy nurse
about to take a test you didnt study for fire drill happens
Endure mendozan illness thanks to treatment from argentinian brother arrive in chile
farted in the middle of the class nobody heard it
burnt cookie trying to reheat it outer edges still good
meet a new girl in school she isnt pregnant
Just finished my paper with 3 minutes to spare
ate chocolate ice cream didn't get it on white shirt
mr england lets you use your phone as a calculator
Forgot to Feed The meter didn't get a ticket
Past March 30th Still don't have facebook timeline
Comes late to class teacher comes late too
ask girl out as april fools prank she says yes
Registered to vote MAde voice heard!
offered a girl some toast got a blow job
Pulled over Frisked by Ladycop
Went to work at stateville didn't get shanked
Planned to workout DID IT !
first ever reddit submission upvoted
Hanging 2 shirts on 1 hanger And no creases
made an accident welding ended up with a masterpiece
unpacked a file with winrar and closed it quickly afterwards trial message did't have a chance
Drops vodka bottle from freezer doesn't break
walks away from music walks back
have a meme war and win
login to facebook one notification
yes spahgetti for dwinna
Went to jail Didn't get raped!
SYRIAN READS ONE PAULO COELHO BOOK I'm a philosopher
eats pb&j never got stuck in mouth
Leave washing up for after dinner flatmate does dishes while you eat
rejected from harvard enrolls at mit and hacks the harvard campus
Centrifuging samples time coffee break perfectly
forgot 5 hour energy drink for morning commute didn't need it
Takes a guess at saying something in finnish gets it right
has assembly today shortened classes for the day
no hoodie-wearing black man shot by hispanic this week we did it facebook!
Didn't read the book Still passed the unit!
divided by zero achieved world's largest number
Dont finger me i need to pee
Birthday party blackout
5 points wrong on test 11 points of extra credit
ive had +10 fuel for the first 8 minutes can still field armored car and ATHT before the m8
Nickk96: IT's called curry!
PINABAYAAN NA RIN NI SIR YUNG WEBSITE NAMIN! bakasyon na!
Opened lunchbox found jammy dodgers
I didn't leave the house for three days to get my iPad3 and all i got was a visit from jehovah witness
Teacher forgets a(n) on test question Only one answer starts with consonant
Complimented boss Off an hour eaRly
Didn't study Class cAnceLLed
Nick brought friends to my house Didnt find the beAr
Text with FRIEND in IM Get her to use ^^ in Messages
people kept telling me yolo then i found out i was a cat
MEME GENERATOR I've made a MEME!
FARTET IN PUBLIC NOBODY RECORNICED ME
THrows Party in dorm doesn't get written up
walked through fulton mall didnt get shot
DOESN'T PAY ATTENTION IN CLASS KNOWS TOPIC BETTER THAN THE TEACHER
ASKed To DO UNPAID TRiaL MADE BOSS PAY
gets lovrich for living environment
runs for rasa secretary competition is a ginger
went to assembly got the joke
GETTINg candy  from mr. santos room
Who cares when the journal is due?  We get an A even with a late assignment.
Got a ride To tim horton's
Cried alot got a ps3
Becomes pokmon champion last Pokmon has 1 hp
lost 800 million dollar lawsuit It's coo
Woke up late Made it to work on time
WOKE UP PYJAMAS not wet
went to twin peaks shoulder tit!!
just smelled my index finger the day after that frat party... i got the right hole this time
Soda bottle almost empty not flat
Slaps callahan becomes legally blonde in response
Boss walks past whilst on facebook dosen't notice
Made a Twitter my mom followed me
Made a twitter got 1 follower
Gumising nang maaga Bakasyon
Massive Rainstorm Ceiling doesn't leak
was going to skip class prof. cancels class
come home from a long hot day of college Ice cream van is outside my house
starts to slip on ice triple salchow
STRUCTURE OF MOLECULE IS NOT YOUR RESPONSIBILITY
lied about parents' income free food and lowered ap exam costs
HAPPY BIRTHDAY #FIRSTPOST
Just had sex no herpies
first time with new shrink he calls me scott
Uses softlips has soft lips
Learns the world is ending on the 21st of December Celebrates christmas on the 20th
look at old picture of you with a group of girls Can pick out 3 that you later sexed
Kony hasn't been seen in over a decade we did it
Tanned before going abroad COuld publish photos from the 1st day there
Caving club srt kits all dirty I just bought my own
RESET BANK PASSWORD in only 5 attempts
so you think you can stop me and spit in my eye
Nurse Brings lead cup for xray says 'let me get a bigger one'
Thawed 2cell hets Went to Blast
Checked e-mail before getting in the shower morning class cancelled
Grabbed her boobs she liked it
didn't lose any money at Mohegan have enough money for a hooker
i got a girl's number with helium
fixed a bug in ie9 works in ie8 and ie7!
GOT DRUNK AND COULD FEEL MY HANDS!
solid performance
Loses all the practices matches wins first ranked match
SCHOOL BUNK KARTE HE STATUS UPDATE KIYA AND MAMA NY LIKE KIYA!
I just got an exclusive prototype backpack tent made by the illustrious collin rees
uploaded a pic on facebook dad didn't comment
yes i talked to a girl
Didn't read all the pages for the exam read the right ones
hot teacher ask me to wait after class get raped
no gas in car on a hill
PARENTS LEAVING FOR WORK GET TO MASTURBATE ALL DAY
told him i wasnt gay He offered me a drink anyway
TV SHOW HAS EPISODE ABOUT D&D UNDERSTOOD EVERY REFERENCE
MANNING IN TEBOW OUT
KEEPS RANDOM VISTA QUIZ OPEN Prevents vista from logging out for hours
went to sen's fortress gate opened
AMRIT SAID YES I GOT A E IN HISTORY
Goes to Huntington BEACH FOR SPRING BREAK COME BACK AND HIT BOMBS
Randomly trolls peers in group gains admin
opens level 21 ticket gets the ferrari 330 p4 race car
NO HERO GEPICKT SCOUT GERANDOMD
walk into the club no dubstep
skippelem az edzst marin tartja
went to bed drunk no hangover the next day
are you kid friendly? i thought so....
Built desk didn't use any spare parts
WOKE UP THIS MORNING WITH YUGE LEI
posted something funny 33likes
Teacher goes over syllabus class dismissed
used hayleys dating advice it worked
FAPPED IN BOXERS BEFORE SLEEP DRY IN THE MORNING
goes shopping with girlfriend enjoys it
Missed college app deadline Deadline gets pushed bAck by 2 weeks
Person with the only source of music leaves the party cd that haS'NT WORKED ALL NIGHT STARTS WORKING
Comes to reddit  becouse 9gag was too mainstrem stayed wth reddit for originality
i'm gonna pee the moment   you take my diaper off! hell yeah
Called shotgun no one called blitz
STAYED WITH MISS ARSLAH FOR A WHOLE TERM DIDNT GO TO MISS ALMAS ONCE
Done with presentation Hell yeah!
Met all students in clhs the first week
Plays Sc5 with omar no ring outs
looking for beer found it
scratched balls no one saw
Gemma and her mates aren't invited YUS
ageing it's a process
yes!! Wrestlemania is this sunday
Late for essay deadline Contract glandular fever and receive extension
BORN BEFORE 1980 DUBSTEP SHOULD SPEED UP MY JUNGLE
Black friday  didnt get pepper sprayed
HELL YEAH. I JUST POOPED
forgot homework teacher forgot we had any
Drops his Eggrowl on the floor still tasty
Proposed alternating schedule of massages with happy endings girlfriend agreed
goes muddin escapes with out drowning in the bog
Goes on omegle doesn't have chat consisting of me only typing 3 letters in total.
sent a message to mom answered in less than 1 min
WASHED EARPHONES THEY STILL WORK
wEARING dOLCE&gABBANA sTILL sTRAIGHT
failed in exam got more marks than my friend
no toilet paper finds twilight book
Named Brian Doesn't have bad luck
Peed with the seat down didnt miss
MOWED THE LAWN YESTERDAY RAN OVER A BUNNY RABBIT
MOWED THE LAWN YESTERDAY KILLED A BUNNY
had sex didnt cry
doesn't have to change alarm clock to summer time never changed it to winter time in the first place
Need to hang a dump toilet is free
lands on go to jail uses get out of jail free card
got pregnant
Dropped laptop screw saw exactly where it landed
sees overused meme image uses it anyways
Been stressed from work still get good grades
takes quote from family guy turns it into a meme
Roadhouse.
Got parking ticket meter maid wrote down wrong license plate #
Has to give a presentation teacher is ill
PICK MASTER LOCK IN SKYRIM OPEN IT FIRST TRY
read my sister's diary didn't get caught
mrs. wrenwick's speech at prize giving less than 30 minutes
USED YOUR INSTEAD OF YOU'RE AND DIDN'T GET CALLED OUT WINSDAY!!!
Windows uptime: 3 days. Linux Uptime: 627 Days.
Wakes up late arrives to the office before boss
DiDN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING WINSDAY!!!
Rubbed the lotion on its skin Didnt get the hose again
Went to One Class This Week Got Extra Credit in Class.
THREW A RANDOM GRENADE GOT A KILL
GOT DRUNK IN FRONT OF MY CRUSH LAST NIGHT ! DIDN'T THROW UP ON HER !
I missed the first half of lifting cause of wrestling! But im already stronger than przyby like a boss!
FINISHED SHRIMP AT BOILING CRAB GOT SERVER TO PACK LEFTOVER JUICE
YES! HE TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE
YOU DELETED ME FROM FB CAUSE MY UPDATES ANNOY YOU? MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Big crowd
Went To One Class This Week Got Extra Credit in class
Took a test some problems were off homework
Watches sport relief doesn't cry.
ME3 ENDING SUCKED DIDN'T BUY IT
Two girls in her profile pic she's the hot one
just got fed by 34dd's
THROWS FOOTBALL MAKES SPIRAL
Love touching feet Got a job at Surefoot
jumped on a grenade was a decoy
saw hunger games at 12:01 didn't cry when rue died
Graduated middle schol understands basic punctuation
GRADUATED MIDDLE SCHOOL
Showed up 30 minutes late to physics guessed the clicker question right
girlfriend finds him making out with another girl joins in
Just took a major dump Barely had to wipe
TRIPS OVER IN PUBLIC DISGUISES IT
makes memes for an hour last day of work.
exam timetable updated Still finish on 25th May
Raised catholic didn't get molested
Played Carnival Games Beat every little Kid
never had a bad trip
HAS BIRTHDAY ON A WEEKEND
TOO MUCH BASERAPING KNOWS THE SPAWN TIME
doesn't do homework teacher gets mad at kid who did
Went 7-21 in MW3 That's 7 kills
bought jolly ranchers mostly greens
About to Pack a Bowl Grinder still Full from last time
Sleeps through first class class gets cancelled
GUESSED right my TRUECRYPT PASSWORD DIDN't LOSE 2TB of P0RN
Dad Pulls Onesie over head Doesn't knock out Pacifier
Voted for irene hong
Makes fun of the guitar guy at party everyone laughs
the situation is... in rehab!
teacher meant to e-mail review sheet sent actual test by accident
skipped class class was cancelled
decided to skip class find out class was cancelled
zaira does laundry she doesnt wait for a machine
Procrastinated homework to literally last minute Still turned it in on time
RUNS OUT OF TOILET PAPER hAS TISSUE IN POCKET
Plays a shaman Tops dps
Said the F Word in class Prof ignored it
Playing b-52
couldn't trust a fart in the shower
tried to get tebow failed
Semester-opening party tonight no university tomorrow
saw the police they rolled right past me
Ordered 2 pieces of bacon got 6
opened sweetarts all blue
passed gas in class no one cared
First AChievement: Unlocked!
hard day at tafe  time to party hard tonight
two lesson exam finished in one lesson
fake birthday on facebook facebook wall flooded with happy birthday's anyway
got added by a random man on facebook.. not a pedo
Reaches 1337 posts Never Posts again
eats at tacobell not shits after
Mom voted for obama dad cancelled her vote
Apply for awards win free money
does not support hippies gets thursday off anyways
Went to an auto show Got a girls number
Creates mildly interesting conversation Kaitlyn stays in chat
Used rubber mallet to remove brakes on car call me the mechanic
eat lunch at physiol refectory found a seat
met a cute girl from utah yesterday didn't have 'The poof'
Quickscoped a hitmarker noscoped and killed him
cazzie missed no detention anyway
Gonna die in the hunger games with the girl i have a crush on
NICK HANSEN NOT LOOKING PUT TRASH IN HIS COAT SLEEVES
WENT ON LEMONPARTY.ORG UNSEED
WENT ON LEMONPARTY.ORG UNSEED
Went an entire day without hearing the phrase 'to what extent'
went 7-21 in MW3 success
Got varsity letter first time ever playing sport
Went to the brass flamiNgo Had a Gulf high School reunion
posts a status crush likes it
hot chick doesn't confuse your/you're/yore becomes even hotter
SAY A JOKE SHE MISSTYPES THE LAUGH EMOTICON
Take a shit no need to wipe
Have to use Public restroom have whole place to myself
Fake I.d. works like a charm
installed pirated software no virus
NICK HANSEN NOT LOOking got ice down his back
drives over huge bump on the road car doesn't hit it
first lucid dream all vivid !
pretend to always have a ball now i am a ball!
And we'll done QUESTIONS?
Nieuwe huispraeses geworden eindelijk geld voor nieuwe schoenen
Checks voicemail at work no new messages
Didn't pull out she didn't get pregnant
Didn't ask questions Allowed to leave class earlier
Drives over big speed bump car doesn't hit it
Cut Jalapenos Then  RubBed Eye Didnt BURN
Did bad thing ... nothing happened beat karma
Fiona and me do it in my van every sunday scotty doesn't know
FAP today! did'nt feel guilty after
withdrew $20 at an atm received $40
Started spring break 2012 in a relationship still in relationship
block the champlain bridge for a $325 yearly tuition hike get fined $500 for it
looked for friends on the second floor of the library found them
Changes relationship status to single no one likes it
Walked to claSs Didn't see gross coUples makIng out
did something bad in class  other student gets yelled at
'ive never done this before'  way better than you
goes to gym gets TREADMILL behind babe
Wrote my name on the top of my exam. gets my business school ranked #1
third time's the charm leeesssgggooo
THREW CAT IN THE AIR DIDN'T LAND ON ITS FEET
OPENS PACK OF STARBURST FINDS RED ON TOP
Research paper requires 5 sources I HAve 6
Randomly answers richards question with 'Social capital' plus 10 points
ANOTHER SHUMAN ASSIGNED ESSAY BITES THE DUST
Broke Until Payday Lady Calls Offering to Buy Dinner
paid software won't register found crack
1 notification on facebook... not a game request
what's for dinner? pasgetti.
lol Dark Knight??
left alone in the house over spring break only two people need stitches
Barracuda web filter doesn't block tumblr
finished toilet paper mom replace it before i go to wc again
Dembski scheduled to testify in dover the coward chickens out & we done have to listen to his nonsense
GOT MY BOYFRIEND ICE CREAM CAKE FOR HIS BIRTHDAY FELL OVER A DISHWASHER
blood diamond
Watched the Guys dance didn't get a boner
Takes a dump Selfcleaner
asked question got legit answer
teeth cleaned
forget to switch light off before getting in bed uses pillow to turn it off from bed
Not doing the reading dominating the class disscussion
Day 1 of cOmmute Caught baby bullet
Leslie's car has a rattle Got the rattle out!
Talks about magic the gathering some one actually listens!
I AM READY TO take over the world!!
Spring is here shirtless girls jogging all over campus
Bought a new car when dad said no
Don't Quit Okay?
farts someone comes in
builds an application makes it work in IE
Refuse to yield the floor at ga resolution passed!
Guesses on half the questions on test gets a 96%
Had Homework for a whole week did it one hour before deadline
The Earth began to cool
saw the gates of mordor walked right on in
forgot to eat breakfast someone brought timbits to work
Expanded vocabulary Cheating on words with friends
I am Sexy  and I Know it
sleep late in the evening arrive early at work
ate mexican food didn't get the shits
sparknotes book passes quiz
cop behind me turns on lights and siren then changes lanes and passes me
stopped gas pump on the exact amount i wanted
Had Auditions... Didn't get cut
I got  her phone number!
lasted for a minute doesn't matter
Ordered a 10 Piece Nugget Meal at Mcdonalds Got 11
Asks Girlfriend if we can watch breaking bad she says yes
playing mario kart blocks red shell with banana
Didn't wear green on st. Patrick's day wasn't pinched
skips the dentist for six years no cavities
i clench my fist cuz im spartan like a baus!
Slipped with drink in hand... Didn't spill drink!
tire blew up and stranded on the road still had a great night
Shit hit the water before it broke off
my mom wasn't just bullshitting me i'm going blond
Got on reddit this morning figures out it's his cake day
Have to wear sunglasses for medical reason look like a total badass
say hi to amie loved by fishes
Gets a haircut Looks Decent
DATES GRApHIC DESIGNER LEARNS ILLUSTRATOR SHORTCUTS
started talking to a hot girl she thinks i'm funny
Drops toast Lands butter side up
GF lost her cellphone can finally play cod uninterrupted
RENNIE VISITED MY PROFILE I WILL BE CLO!!!!!!
Only a few more weeks Never in dundalk again
One person dislikes my meme likes it to get it back to 0
Make an obsidian house cant be blown by creepers
passed state trooper going 90 mph pulls over guy following me
Ask someone what music they like doesn't reply with faggy top 40 crap
Takes a dump doesn't need to wipe
Get muscles with shakeweight
Dies in minecraft Finds all lost items
DIDNT DO HOMEWORK JACKED THAT SHIT FROM A FRIEND AND GOT AN A
got jar of tesco coffee for &#163;1.40 doesn't taste too bad
Submits broken program still gets a 90
no green on St. Patrick's Day Did not get pinched.
so happy! 9gag returned vote page
hold spacebar finish ME3 in 10 hours
steak wrapped in bacon yes
Haven't had sex in a year worked out for thirty minutes and got just as sweaty
Had Sex and..... Lasted longer than 3 minutes
Killed another farmville requester
takes the 'How gullible are you?' quizz Got 0%
made a funny joke about thermal energy and me being hotter than vincent made the bitches laugh
read extra chapters of gleason book for fun turns out it was the assigned reading
buy a getwell card for mum from you and ur sister
takes dump doesn't need to wipe
Drops fry on pants at restaurant DIDN'T have ketchup on it
Pees standing up
I go hard Like Nathan carpz
St. Patty's Day Falls on a Saturday!
Kony didn't kidnap me oh yeah i'm white... another success!
Dont play the game win the game
don't remember the email password hits the first time
Neue Cd f&#252;rs auto gemacht l&#228;uft
Got drunk on saturday night did nothing to regret
had missouri in the championship changed it at the last second
Leicester City? I CAN FINALLY SCORE!
Looks down on sidewalk
Went To the book store on my first day of college free rhoto samples
bumped into black man on the streets stillalive
Opponent makes grammatical mistake... ...whilst calling me ignorant.
i like trains no train hit me
i like trains  no train hit me
sends link kills
Posts about kony saves africa
Another Year Older I still got it
Face Checks Bot Lane Bushes Lives
mom goes on your computer deleted history last night
Wore athletic shorts today Didn't get a boner
farts in public gets blamed on someone else
St. Patricks Day I'm wearing green and getting drunk
Chewed gum in mrs. cooke's class didn't get caught
Bull True In Halo Reach Didn't DIE
Ajke Farhan er kas theika 50 taha marsi YEAAAHHHH !!!
didnt masturbate ever got foursome
Buys the green day album '39/smooth' finds out it was actually the '1039 smoothed out slappy hours' album
cops searched house dident finde ma COOKIES
bananas got spoiled mom made banana muffins
arga3 el beet ala2y el pc fady
Logged into  irctc
Scramble With Friends I beat Matt
SHE AIMED AT LOOSING WEIGHT G PARENTS SENT AWESOME FOOD
Lag on minecraft server Win at spleef anyway
Feels chocolate cravings Mom arrives home with Nutella
'essential reading' for private study no homework
Blamed broken vase on lil' sis mom believed it
went to portugal didnt get kidnapped
gets turned down by girl in sparta she has the clap
gets turned down by girl from sparta find out she has the clap
Don't know COTW answer PEter Harvey answers the question for you
NSTAR
Do SCs? Field day? day off
I WILL BRING IT BACK TO META!!! RELINQUIHED TO META
Thivya teaches genetics masters mono hybrid cross in sixty seconds
Girl took my swing on the playground so i shanked her
SHAT MY PANTS DIDN'T GET MY DIAPER CHANGED FOR 6 HOURS
Arrived at state park after 5pm free park entry
COmment with 75 UpBoats on reddit Coolest Kid I know
Learns sign language gets to look at girls boobs when there signing
to lazy to lift up seat when pees manages to create no spray
Got a peice of birthday cake with a lolly on it
the one with the strength and experience to make progress happen vote traci ishigo for asuci president
that awesome moment when your balance sheets match
post on tumblr get loads of notes
ACCIDENTALLY kills a Ugandan   It just so happens to be Kony
didn't know answer on test the answer is in another question
leave late reach early
figured out how to post  to memegenerator
Had to do coin laundry machine still had credits
RUined the economy blamed it on poor people
Post unorignal facebook status 3 likes
Made it to friday without masturbating ...to the kardashians
sebas Joel ya saben  ohh yeah
held door for hot girl she said thank you
Lost HEALTH INSUrance went to paris anyway
laughed to hard didnt fart
Played Football tonight curled in a free kick
Got admission into dais was given tiger house
6E CHARGE KILLED 3 REGIMENTS AND STILL HAVE 6 MEN ALIVE
Aijka jihad re headshot marsi SUCCESS
Thinks i'm going broke $114.06 in my bank account
sa7bak yeswarak be camerto el ndefa fash5 we yrfa3 el sowar fe nafs el youm
ILMOITTAUDU TILP350 ENNEN MAALISKUUTA SAA 2OP ILMAISEKSI
notices i'm staring at boobs leans forward so i can have a better look
Saw grampa today Changed his diaper
Turn on random firefly episode out of gas
Gets a request from a girl on facebook she didn't look like a truck
:writes between two dots: aw yeah coolest comment ever
Worked 7 hours last night Daylight savings time pays me for 8
Took an arrow to the knee Still an adventurer
walks past barton-jones doesn't get asked to roll skirt down
got shitfaced last night didnt smoke
studied for ten minutes before checking facebook
tell my parents i am going out with my friends and they accept
deadline met 1 minute to go
team up with grubes actually win a history class trial
Mum found my result card thought it was last years results
Browsing pictures of girl see one with glasses
Woke up late this morning SUNDAAAY!
Reaches into pocket finds a 20 for dennys
Friend posted a picture on facebook Already saw it on reddit
girl caught me looking at her smiles back
Last one in line booth next to me opens
Work overnights Get an extra hour of pay tonight
FIRST DAY IN NEW CLASS ACE POP QUIZ
go to gym check in on facebook so everyone knows i have muscles
go to coal chamber concert late sees loco
Didn't DO TOP bUTTON UP DIDN'T GET CAUGHT
Electricity went out charged cellphone beforehand
omar kareem
Tries out random word on words with friends 65 points
Fake cough covered fart
OOO THAT WING WAS SPICY NEKA JE
4th quartile still graduates with mbbs
My name is Dovahkiin No really
the bell is about to ring counts down the seconds successfully
Everybody will play words with friends
first time with clipless pedals didn't fall over
arga3 mn el madrasa mala2eesh 7ebr f eede
search for meme to match what im feeling found on first page
wrote 2 line ajax request didn't use jQuery
wrote 1 line ajax request didn't use jquery
served a table from the Uk still got tipped
Signed up for marching band instantly made over 150 friends
found sebaceous cyst removed it myself
Served a table from the uk still got tipped
INSTALLED MASS EFFECT 3 NO VIRUS
HAS SEX WITH A GIRL FROM THE CLUB DIDN'T GET A DISEASE
Went on talia's fACEBOOK TRICKED MOH AHMAD
gets 50 on chemistry and pe get around me boys.
Overslept for work so did my boss
Get abducted by kony no more chores
mr mark came to the back of the class didnt tap my back
My assignment was to make this meme
went to the beach with dad became immortalized because of it
when life gets easier it means you've levelled up
Go to target Walk out not seeing anyone you know
made a meme it's now #5
Met a girl at rice still counts
Got Kindle read whole book
beat gf in words with friends like a boss
No weed left Scrapes together joint from crystals in grinder
Eats Indian food perfect
return to car after hours of being parked with no permit no ticket
Went at quivy's house haven't drunk yet
*1 new text messege* HOT GIRL
mAMA GAVE ME MONEY TO BUY HER KHUDRA FORGOT TO ASK FOR THE CHANGE
after iem  everyone is a pro
jerked off shot 6 feet
messi fires his free-kick from a breathtaking distance scores!
Messi prepares for the free kick... scores!
watched second act no interruptions
Forgot lunch today Co-worker brings box of tacos randomly
Woke up late for school spring break started early
Just Took a dump It was solid
One empty seat on plane right next to me
Cry All night & Wake up at 6am Success
watched kony 2012 ate a coney in 2012
watched 30 min video can now avoid being recruited
about to eat bacon
eating bacon
bought a bracelet saved an african baby!
I look like patton oswalt
read a facebook argument liked every comment
had to pee Right as i came in the door after my walk
Stayed for lecture after exam extra credit!
tight sugar walls went balls deep
Played call of duty got m.o.a.b
went to a desi wedding late got seated first at the dinner table
watched 16 and pregnant laughed
Asked my girlfriend out on the 29th of February Only have to celebrate Anniversary every 4 years
DID NOTHING IN SCHOOL STILL GOT AWESOME JOB
looked at the calender realized it was march break next week
WORKED HARDEST PROBLEM CHECKED BACK OF BOOK: CORRECT
new Quest is on otherside of skyrim Already discovered location
share 30 minute video humanitarian
i've never questioned a U.s. non profit organization until kony 2012
Got new crayons bitches love crayons
walked into tree nobody around
freaked out about solar storm hitting earth no armageddon!
Notices kony 2012 posts on facebook instantly becomes foreign policy analyst
YES got my crops to grow on farmville
Posts Rant Makes WIHP all time greats
home sick america's next top model marathon on all day
walks into to truck stop bathroom no shit on the TOILET seat
Took someone's virginity didn't get stabbed
reddit talks about my country Doesn't ctritizice the shit out of it
watched a 30 min video from people i know nothing about now i hate a man i know nothing about
Watched a video sub CONSCIOUSLY saved uganda
two meetings at 10:00am two different time-zones
why do i look so good? because i was conceived while listening to dying as goodmen!
why do i look so good? i was conceived while listening to dying as goodmen!
why do i look so good? because i was conceived while listening to dying as goodmen!
I'm NOT FROM UGANDA
sees a familiar person pretending to text to avoid him
ARRIVE 30 MINS LATE TO CLASS  CLASS ALREADY CANCELED !
Born to loving parents who didn't treat me like I was a disease
Paid a quid won a grand
slept through alarm got email saying class is cancelled
Win lottery still on food stamps
does vodka shots all night wakes up without a hangover
The seat next to mine was empty a hot chick came and sat there
babysitter changed my diaper showed her my goods
Says Something to girlfriend Realizes it was Profound later
the Girl i like liked the meme i posted on facebook
posts status people like it
sleeps with tali in mass effect 2 liara still wants me in mass effect 3
The condom burst didn't get pregnant
see hot chick game time
needed milk neighbours lended a breast
blame fart on the dog success
gets invited on maury ..you are not the father!
POST RUDE COMMENT ON SAD STATUS GET MOST LIKES!
friended by crush profile makes you look popular
friended by crush profile makes you look popular
got girl to give me head without having to kiss her
wATCHED kONY lIVED TO TELL THE TALE
finished month's units in one week
buy a bracelet save an african baby
Girlfriend is not coming being able to watch the soccer game
big shit didnt block the toilet
Checks Emails Doesn't read the Spam
IS 3 ACTually prefers the phrase 'play store'
WALKED PAST RAYAN IN THE CORRIDORS DIDN'T GET POKED IN THE EYE BY HIS NOSE
best friend comes back to town and tries to steal your new boyfriend post nasty rumor calling her a dirty skank with the clap
WEnt out late on weekday still got normal hours of sleep
meeting with dj came out in 5 minutes
Graduated College Got a job
Took a dump didn't need to wipe
spelunking Firebug to figure shit out f-yah!
Clicked the Big Red ' X ' Firefox doesn't close
Go to an interview start tomorrow
Pushed a kid in the sandbox didn't get caught
5 Days of Reading week Used one to study
yd5ol make up physics yla2y kol es7abo m3ah
Dad says we Can't afford ME3... my freind can
Tried to depart desk later 1st in food line anyway
got 74% on the homework just from doing the multiple choice
balled so hard shit wasn't cray'
Right click
Bought Mass Effect 3 online at 12:06am still got bonus rifle for pre-orders
Bloody nose while Wearing a red shirt
putting thread in needle managed it in under 10 tries
All Tests Pass!!
Final kill cam Akimo Skorps
Counted on corruption Wasn't Disappointed!
TELL MOM YOU'RE SICK COMPUTER HERE I COME
Black guy goes to University with a lot of white women... Paradise
takes a shit no splash back
Moved to Clovis save 10 cents per bag at the stores
Wipes ass no shit on hand
save escaped dog from random car smoke blunt on ride home
oh
HAs an idea for a meme no one else had that idea before
wait for it...wait for it... stephen dobbin likes this!!!
Puts the lotion In the basket!
homework today is reading random pages on the book NO HOMEWORK TODAY
Got a Boo boo mommy kissed it better
Writes women's studies essay Gets 100%
IB is a rigorous Programme Challenge Accepted
yes! Andy carroll scored!
went to halo wasn't the youngest
Blames fart ON someone else Gets away with it
Posted on a giveaway Got gifted premium!
Forgets to put up parking tag gets back to car just before security rolls up
Parked Illegally No ticket when I got back
Horen dat een meisje van 15 zwanger is op de Noordgouw mission completed
1% Battery life remaining Class just ended
Day you sleep in Day class is cancelled
counts down to 0 randomly for bell bell rings
Wakes up late finds out there's a two hour delay
Bang ceo's daughter 'Thanks for the promotion
Class Cancelled 4 hours of freetime!
saw a group pigeons scared them off
slept through alarm woke up an hour before exam
forgot about tea still hot
woo hoo home alone
hand-me-down jacket for christmas. finds $20
sILENTLY FART WITH A LOT OF PEOPLE AROUND WIND SWEPT IT AWAY WITHOUT ANY NOTICE
sucked mom's tit fell asleep
microwave counter down     to 1 second opened door
took a shit no-wiper!!!!
Opened microwave door with one second to go no beep
Working hard Getting someone else to do it!
teroo7 el course tala2eeh kolo banat
Had to reinstall sc2 never deleted installer
HAVE TO OPEN BOOK TO PAGE 53 OPEN BOOK EXACTLY TO THAT PAGE
Finds Outlet to charge laptop or phone in the dark
Get home hungry Dinner is ready
6 People at training Ballwork!
1  POST GETS GIFTED GOLD
Got to level 80 oN skyrim Legit
Got soda from the store was kosher kind
DENIED A GRANDMASTER ON MINICLIP 8 BALL POOL
Assigned seating for Exams sits next to an asian
Saw a smartcar stuck in a snowbank... ...while driving a Jeep!
Only 1 but clicks 13 or older box
How bout this for a  suppository
Wake up late for class class is cancelled
got a boner hugging a girl says she liked it
Auditioned out for Music Program got accepted immediately afterwards
I SAID.. Mickey
Finally nailed 'I will always love you' ..before ever watching the bodyguard
Confesses to close friend I had a crush on her in highschool Hasn't gotten awkward in 24 hours
saw mom  sucked boobs
just had sex made music video
Found someone's peanut sandwich in the fridge not allergic to peanuts
Not subscribed to /r/atheism hasn't seen a single face of an atheist
quit smoking got hbo
no random friend requests hot girls ok
Woke up this morning didn't have to pee immediately
broke up with cheating girlfriend she caught an STD
downloaded an app 25 billionth
Called sick out of work totally bought it
Make pandora station for a song that song plays
arrive at club No entrance fee
Cute little financial burden
cute little financial burden
PEE'D WITH THE TOILET SEAT DOWN NO MARKS.
Dropped coffee in hallway coffee was in spillproof travel mug
Dated for 500 days YEA!!!!
go for poo at work get paid for it
Did nothing Bibi made €9.90 profit
Facebook hacked Didn't involve Nickelback
annihilated 4 DIAPERS THIS MORNING! get in!
UNREVIEWED EXAM TEACHER FORGETS WE HAVE
na poira exam disi tarporo kintu pass korsi
Forgot I put a coke in the freezer Didn't explode
RUNS NICS CHECK STILL NOT A CRIMINAL
Failure is success if we learn from it I never failed!!!
pulled over by cop only get warning
turned over pillow nice and cold
Turns on shuffle wants to hear first song
Bully said i had the mentality of a 6 year old mom said i could pass as 8
Got ATTACKED BY GERMANY THE TRIPLE ENTENTE KICKED THEIR ASS
had a wet fart boxers are still clean
teacher thought i wasn't paying attention got the question right
downloaded 'justified' on laptop Vuze played it on PS3
no turn on red from Monday to friday It's Saturday
accidentally hit keyboard nothing happens
Buys one booster pack Gets ultra rare
Didnt study for test guess and get 100%
Fake farted in yoga class Then got free frozen yogurt
listens to artist called 'she' BONUS POINTS
I AM ONE OF CHRISTINA'S 39 FRIENDS
makes meme no h8rs
makes nonsensical comments on a facebook status gets likes
Pulls into CV Parking Garage Gets a spot
2-pack starburst both pink
tied tooth to a door and slammed it turns out it was somebody else's tooth
have an english paper due tomorrow sparknotes has it
New notification Eivor b&#228;ck likes your status
learn a half semester of french in 4 days Pass midterm
left alone at home for the first time fap time with sound on
WOKE UP IN TIME TO EAT  BEFORE 12 PM CLASS
NO CAKES??? LOOKS LIKE YOUR ON THE CAKEDAY LIST OF SHAME!!!
Dont study for test get a higher result than someone who did
Got friend zoned still had sex
STepdad has left for the weekend Sweet hangs at home
you kill me 5 times on cod i get payback once
Found impossible violin fingering took it out before anybody tried to play it
Makes shitty aos copy promo video doesnt have any gameplay
just sang Free Bird To a standing Ovation
Downloaded 'justified' on laptop Azureus Played it on PS3
TYPED /R/TOPGUN EXISTED
Lesson With udell  catch up on sleep
post image right get friends approval
Completes weeklys on tuesday
Wiped my ass no shit on the toilet paper
wears wranglers to work at levi's survives
insults people victims don't speak japanese
DJ's at weddings More popular than nightclub DJ
sees kid get 100% on guitar hero shreds real guitar just because
Substitute teacher turns on a movie
Puts Mac in oven pulls out apple pie
WAS BORED LIKE HELL FOUND MEME GENERATOR
Googles google Still alive
divides by 0 survives 2012
Googles google still alive
Divides by Zero and meets chuck norris. Best day ever.
has asian name everyone thinks i'm ninja
Breaks SCIDM Inspector's Bearing BONUS POINTS
goes to scidm with unzipped fly inspector doesn't notice
Went to starbucks didn't say 'venti' like a fag
Gets ride home from jason only gets beaten once
Phone goes off in class The teacher didn't hear it
Phone goes off in class The teacher didn't hear it
Wrote status on facebook hot girl liked it!
completeted pokemon blue without seing a single tentacool
Got laid off today... ...Bought deus ex on sale this past weekend
Born on leap day Never have to grow up
pulled at propaganda edinburgh
didn't do homework teacher didn't ask for it
put on tv listings scrolling past channel 2
HITS a teacher DOESN'T get in trouble
post a kiss to girl :* Girl also responds with a kiss :*
10:30PM:  aTE HALF A BOX OF SAMOAS
working for Douglas Calling people at 11am to wake them up
cyber with girl almost penetrate her
Sing for talent show one of the only talented ones
Took ugly girl out on A date get in carpool lane
Took a poo didn't have to wipe
Driving Exam in the pocket
FINISH PAPER AND HALF A PAGE SHORT FONT SMALLER THAN NEEDED
discovered that the difference between exam a and exam b  is the color of the paper
Muted my computer Before I scrolled down
woke up early on my day off gf says its ok to play skyrim
Spilled water all over my laptop It's still working
FEARnet march vod orders done.
Overdoses on laxatives 2 days before fight knocks out opponent
snaps one off doesn't splash
Takes a nap after shitty day Wakes up to find meme on front page of reddit
Had 25 legos Made a big block!
Set Alarm to pm instead of Am Woke up on time anyway
female classmate gives phonenumber Its not a fake number
jeremy lin slept on my couch
Filled up my gas tank put the nozzle back and the price jumped 20 cents
just Got a massive anonymous charitable donation from stratfor
Skyrim saves corrupted restore from backup!
Call in Sick to Work Boss answers phone saying he is also sick and heading home for the day.
Didn't study for exam still got an a
Didn't study for exam Got an a
yeshtaghal fee saydaleya   mayet2aloosh ya bash-Mohandes
late to class
Found pocket in jacket Success
failed in multiple subjects... still got O'level REGISTRATION FORM!!!
drops ipod on wood floor does not break
POLICE INCOMING GOT DOWN IN TIME
crap at kayak still cot c1
Goes to tehran doens't come back gay
didn't even start homework sub today!
old dog learned new tricks!
Eats panda express doesn't feel like shit
Left for work 5 minutes late got to work 5 minutes faster than usual
If you cannot dazzle them with your brilliance baffle them with your bullshit
Though fridge was empty found forgotten orangina
epic music in head phones me walking in slow-mo
skipped detention didnt get in trouble
needs 5 cents for drink cashier takes care of it.
cleared a category watching jeapordy
Sits down to draw actually draws
spent the night out with elsa no photographic evidence
Goes to kitchen with dishes nobody there
Wrote A poem to cheer up my girl she diDNt laugh at me
حطيت البوست تاني خد 1700 لايك
Said the whole nicene creed correctly without a pew card
reads book description on amazon buys book from local bookshop
got to dkit at 9am got the last parking space
fare evader boasts on twitter caught by specially arranged revenue check
got asked a rhetorical question answered it anyway
biology..... Got Dr Burke
ADS Team ADS
CLINICALS I'm gonna own you
Remembers That Has russian Blood No hangover
your crush loves you
blala a sfjasdf
Went to Get in Line for Fnl. First one there.
Sine Regno gevierd Geen noro
slept 5 a.m. on monday the day was a holiday
7 years of catholic school came out an atheist
Go to slipknot concert Stay alive in mosh pit
Show up to the party first Nothing but girls
Face plAnts while skating Makes snow angel
gas prices up drive a prius
WATCHED YOUTUBE WITH AD-BLOCKER
Smartphone automatically updates and changes software interface Dre Beats sound even better
TYPED IN 'FORT KNOX' FOR PASSWORD sAID IT WAS TOO UNSAFE
LUNCH AT FERRIS PITA CHIP DAY
Killed a boss Loot only for me!
Went to bassichis lecture it made sense
Had a good birthday didnt watch better off dead
OCtagon after Chapter Won with TKO
success is the ability to go from one failure to another... ...with no loss of entusiasm - winston churchill
the face you get when you get a higher score than your classmates hell yeah!
Turned on tv Toddlers and TIARAS
Updated nvidia drivers remembered to turn SLI back on
avoided plane crash by going on a cruise
Wakes up at 6am It's saturday
Just farted Does'nt smell!
watched movie with gf didnt fall asleep.
i will make the light. I will make the light. i will make the light Made It
fart during class nobody notices
Got through airport security with two lighters
FKG UGM 2012 wait me!
KENYA YEAH.. WE GOT LIONS!!
did laundry got all my socks back
bricked inside of a random girl at a party was wearing a condom
gets to the wall in a 200 fly sweet relief
Green light on huntington Walk
MILK TIME
MILK TIME
DID The pum pum!!
yl3ab b formation gdeeda w yfooz
gimmie a pill or ill kick your ass
Joins BGSU Men's chorus I'snt gay
Meine Faust ... ... Dein gesicht
Got op amp problem right  Massive gain
Fall asleep in class correctly answer question teacher asks to wake me up
First Unknown due next week in med Myc Got all three unknowns correct today
pre-ordered the vita got it 5 days early
Goes on walk of shame no one sees me
butthole itches farted
Goes on 9gag F*ck yeah a new post
Sign in to Skype 5 Minutes Late Bossman Not OnLine Yet
farts in public nowone notices
Try to park downtown Find spot by door
Got a like On facebook
turned in my field trip form got it in just in time
Stops raiding for one month Comes back and gets 3 pieces of loot
Didn't do homework finishes during mdtv
that moment when you drive a better car than your teacher
Start listening to an old song your friends start listening to it too
AFTER HOURS OF LOG-LINEARISING AND DEBUGGING DYNARE RUNS
invited to r/Greeneville lives in asheville
Applies for job... Gets it!
voted sian as #1 President of community
Didn't study for math test multiple choice wih smart kid next to me
Get's An A on A Caldwell Test Feels like a legend
Surfed the internet Didn't masturbate
GOES TO SUSHI RESTAURANT ORDERS CHICKEN FINGERS
FAKE BEING SICK ON A SCHOOL DAY PARENTS SAY STAY HOME
I Cant do that im on taper
Didn't study for the quiz Got perfect
TOOK A JOB INTERVIEW HIGH AS BALLS GOT CALLED BACK FOR ANOTHER ROUND
Clicks i'm feeling lucky on google goes to correct website
Got introduced to a girl named Bianca She's awesome
achieved 2k now will be 2k1 tommorow
did you say something? Didn't THink so
Got a bag of skittles all red ones
Gay Marriage Legal in Maryland
GIRL OF MY DREAMS ASKED ME TO MARRY HER SAID YES
Im not fat  im big boned
got rick-rolled made it popular
Got stuck in traffic/late for class My professor was even later
enemy predator missle incoming used emp
Started 314K Lab Report Day Before Due Finished
met the friday deadline on thursday
Crossed white line in archery didn't die
Midterm on moodle googles every question
prestige lvl 3 oooo yeaahh!
running late for work hit every green light
got into a brawl with an mma fighter stabbed him
Get lost in Sherfield drink leonardo fine art soc's wine
lived long and prospered
asked a girl out she said yes
Farted someone else got blamed
mom lets all her friends hold me they all have huge boobs
first class of the day hot substitute teacher
went to dmv no line
ate fiber bars night before pft still ran sub 13 minute two mile
Super BOWL 46
Puts in a dollar for a drink Gets 2 cans of coke
Looks down at clock 11:11
Has cyber with girl off Omegle Hooking up with her in a week
Started a thread about skyrim character names derailed it with spiderman
Wore a brown shirt today No coffee stains bitches
Went to central graduated in 4 years
didnt read advisory book dominates in socratic seminar
no one got higher than a 50% yes i still have tenure!
Beat MARISSA IN A TWITTER ARGUMENT
started morning
Get to Class Teacher's Also Late
ToWer dive gets the kIll And gets away
Told to read text in norton found it online
CREATES SEVERAL MEMES CUTE GIRLS LAUGH AT THEM
Night class cancelled day.made.
something i already do sunnah
hygeine becoming an issue RAC2 has a shower!
responds to Mails with code
drive around martin circle lot open spot
$2100 Credit card bill $3000 in bank account
click on a gsl vod timeline land on the start of the match
HAD A TIGHT DEADLINE GENERATED HTML FROM CODE
Didn't go to class because of Carnaval Class gets cancelled
hit next on pandora didn't run out of skips
determine elevation like a boss
used school computer computer  rememberd password
made my first meme didn't fail
You ain't got shit Scrub
I did mum! Yeaaaaahhh!!!
nowhere near done studying for my Anthro exam tomorrow  Gets an e-mail from the professor saying the test is delayed a week
i tak  chuj z tego wyjdzie
Mom walks into room in the morning Tells you it's a snow day
Ron Paul
MAKES RANDOM NOISES turn out to as maawm
Ordered an omlet in lowery Actually got an omlet instead of scrambled eggs
Went out in marino Didn't shift the clamp
GOT in a fight at the barber shop Knocked the barber out
Dad sent picture of volt socks prepare to look nasty running by me
Plow through 10 page paper you thought was due in two days Find out its due in a week
just met her parents her mom is a milf
almost forced into union stopped by senate
set up a toothfairy trap... caught gary stephens
The board backs me don't they?
Couldn't get raw data Scraped the site anyways
god debate in class 5 atheists vs 1 theist
walked by tour proved that there are girls here
Forgot to set alarm clock... Still woke up in time for class!
start essay day of hand-in get a first
OH YEAH JUST GOT USED IN A VIRGIN MEDIA AD
Went to cali during ramadan didn't break a single roza
Skipped important meeting Meeting was pointless
woke up on cake day got beer and mcdonald's biscuits
I'm so bad My parents wanna take mE to a group home
Got to work at 8:10 John still hasn't signed on
drove through campus no one crossed the street
forgets music for grandstand concert plays all songs from memory
boom! headshot
watch me get insurance i didn't throw up
didn't do any homework the night before finished it all in world studies
Thought we were out of ice cream sandwiches Opened freezer
create new thread in dmbc nobody bitches
walked up morton hill... without breaking a sweat.. success
plays tribes ascend gets kill
Skip class office doesn't call home
Walk up to nursing bus stop bus pulls up right when you get there
Have a cold and Diarrhea at the same time. sneezed and didnt shit pants.
Essay should be 1
Wants to vote Shuna Vp Internal Can do it online from bed
crush accepted  friend request
Skipped class today finds out class is canceled
Called a black man a porch-monkey They made me their god.
Places leftover ice cream in freezer didn't forget it was there
five wanks in a row new record
BUY 250GB HARD DISK ON EBAY TERABYTE
Didn't study for test got 100%
fit bird comes & sits next to me get in there!
Flipped pillow to cold side slept like a baby
WAS THE 1
Got 1.56% error Did'nt even have to make up data.
Walked into the UA writing Center Got the last appointment
votes remi for president gets a great acs
win connect four in one move
Got the 3 piece Gave me 4 pieces
tries to sing rock 'n' roll with sore throat creates heavy metal
hAD SEX WITH A DIABETIC NOT CONTAGIOUS
chose death and hope for religion essay automatic extension and week on the beer
Thought Failed midterm Got a B plus
Shat my pants Wasn't in public
i boned  friend zone fiona
got extra cheese didn't ask or pay for extra cheese
thought I sharted in my big boy underwear Nope
stock goes up thank you e-trade
Posted my site on entremarket.com Sold it for a profit
Went to my school's meme page memes were all used correctly
Go to take a shit Handicap stall is empty
Salty upgrades turret Free Bullets
1 HP left last Enemy died from fall damage
find old psp with broken disc reader install gba emulator and play pokemon!
It's monday... ...but there's no school today
put  my applesauce up for trade got string cheese from the big kid
missed all my attempts at the carnival game got a courtesy doll to still give to the gf
YES MY GIRLFRIEND IS AWESOME
hugged my friends hot mom didn't get a bonner
stared at a girl's ass looked the other way in time
Geography exam sukri as invigilator
Yes Draper Wins!
No meat on fridays already a vegetarian
Says something stupid online Mic was muteD
DID SHIT ON AN EXAM EVERYONE ELSE DID SHIT TOO
EVO 9 at the light Challenge Accepted
gave to charity find $100 on the floor
Bumrushed in IWBTB Didn't die.
went to the buffet made 5 trips
level 51.... in skyrim
post a meme people like it
Finds $20 on the floor tonight.....I eat
phone goes off in class not mine
StarT school tomorow  With new shoes
wanted Ross as our pastor Church said yes
Mcdonalds messes up order extra breakfast burrito
Fell asleep in library woke up with free red bull in shoe
Starts studying a week before the exam passes with a 6
missed 20 mom's calls  she didn't think i died
HAD 3 FEMALE FRIENDS COME OVER AND HAD SEX BEFORE WITH 2 OUT OF THE 3 WINNING!
Need spoon in someone else's house find cutlery drawer on first try
Smoked dokha Perfumed your breathe and left no clue
made eye contact with her having sex tonight
Slept so long no hangover
Spends friday night on /r/gonewild finds pictures of english teacher
NEW EPISODE OF SCOOBY-DOO
Told Parents im an atheist they didnt kick me out.
Comment on youtube video watch video next day
Chosen for hunger games Odds forever in my favor
Rejects date from girl 10 months later has other guys kid
Can't find a meme for awesome girlfriend
Get drunk and remember what happened
went to the library new high score in temple run
WANTS TO DUMP GIRLFRIEND SHE DUMPS HIM FIRST
shitty grey jacket  half price
grab two gummi bears from bag double red
Got hit by an uninsured driver no deductable
Don't play Modern Warfare 2 for months Go on a 46 kill streak
Social contract? I aint signin' shit
Outnumbered in gis debate wins easily
Bury M16 Blanks During STX lane Don't need to clean my rifle
Paid off Credit Card Closed Bank Account Bitches
won third place at the meet No one thought we could do it
Took a Mean Shit HAd a clean get away
locked keys in car back window rolled halfway down
plays lol beats richard
Aced an exam  and never studied
play Call of duty? Wife's asleep
secret crush took a sip from my bottle now it's like we kissed and exchanged liquids
got blackout drunk didnt send any texts!!!
Turned left at stop sign next to dorks Didn't get caught
two words the game.
died in skyrim remembered to save
Runs into Bothan survives with more than a quarter health
Wears leggings as pants gets camel toe
goes out with lmg doesn't do eyeshots
hits skateboarder on campus I press charges for denting my car
Take lame photo with iPhone  Make it awesome with instagram
Doesn't study gets highest grade in the class
Take friend to see TTSS
figured out the meaning of life then flushed
Threw away food got away with it
i pooped you change my diaper
told the SAT's i didnt like even numbers got a 1601
talked to mlg guy Problem fixed
Notices a bunch of replys to comments on youtube has top comment
discovered meme generator now considers self professional comedian
groups visiting over the weekend caf turns into 5 star restaurant
attempt to crack knuckles they crack
Hasn't been inlogged on a site for a long time Remembers password
Talks to crush on facebook ends all sentences with a kiss
Found the cushion seat in physics 2000 Not telling anyone where its at!
Get free blu-ray player but can't afford blu-rays Find out it plays .mkv's
One wipe
8 exames in one semester successfully made
wrestled with support for 2 weeks Environment fixed!
Because race car i'm broke
Got an f in my exam Mama's too busy watching turkish soaps to care
Leaves work Still Daylight
I  Hate Cats
didn't do homework class cancelled
Dad's friend called with a problem made $20
Bottles or boobs  boobs
MAKES GRAMMATICAL ERROR ON MEME WRITERS DOn'T NOTICE
many days spent playing reach 100% Armory completion
NO REQUIREMENT? TEST PASSED!
Do i have time for a crap? friend texts 'i'm running 20 minutes late.'
she kissed me and i hugged her
Wakes up late for lecture finds out it was cancelled
GO DOWNTOOWN WITH ONE JACKET COME BACK WITH TWO
ask boss to work from home says yes!
she wants to watch desperado i am so getting laid
Nothing Good to Eat at the Cafe Today rifkin it is
Swipes card to get into rec works the first time
Interpol - Antics (2004).rar - MediaFire not Deleted link
english teacher asks obscure history question knew it instantly
it's a boy will never be the only male in the family
Flashes Firmware Doesn't Get a Brick
You're the result of 4 billion years of evolution stuck it in her ass by accident? i think not.
Careerquest job application deadline in 5 minutes? Gets it in on time!
Called back jennifer She didn't answer!
Enjoys Indian Cuisine Doesn't get diarrHea
Spark Notes Has it
NOTHING TO EAT FIND A BAG OF CHEESE
first day playing lacrosse Scores goal
got my random match... ready to meet babes on words w/ friends
has three essays for next week weekend at st moritz
Add girl from class on facebook she's single
eats a big mac with large fries still stays skinny
Make Bomb threat o chem cancelled
Took a shit clean break
Took a shit clean break
Alarm goes off in morning realizes its saturday
make shitty meme page 150 likes in 24 hours
College. I don't have to ask permission to go to the bathroom!
Plays hide n seek doesnt have to pee
Wrote on Jelena's Wall Got a Response Within 2 Months
IN ISLAM you can have 4 wifes!!
Driving dad's car pick up all the chicks
Just found out that the dining hall next to my dorm stays open all night and serves fro yo. I can tell that it is going to be a great year.
Find out I have an exam friday textbook will be here thursday
walked to the village didn't get shot
Applied a css property worked first time
Went to cmu still alive
Behind on other homework Got extension on lit notebook
classic zac gabriel night only gets banned from campus
Flirted with hot waitress Got a free side dish
i'll beat yo  ass ngga
write 1000 word essay  final word count: 1001
Rolls healer Gets all kills anyway
Drove around 5 times Found a parking spot
Got rear ended by a giant chevy truck not a scratch or dent on my little yaris
takes japanese guys on at mario kart comes first
starts getting hungry during announcements 'There will be refreshments in the social hall after Jamati ceremonies'
Woke up on subway still have my wallet and phone!
Turns 25 Not dead from alcohol poisoning
gets mistaken for  patton oswalt
Won't give me msn address Got it in the database anyway
SPSS not Significant? Discussion writes itself
no card at library entrance Gets in
CREeper tries to blow up my house Built it with obsidian
this one's for -mith-
Puts car in for MOT passes first time
Wanted to Go Out        But Didn't have any money EMA Comes In
Went to the dentist Didn't say I need to floss more
Pulls all nighter to study excuse to have heroic breakfast
Walk into training room at work Dario G - Sunchyme is playing
No freshman in sight... the table is ours!
order mEat from goats head fully cooked
looked in mirror saw someone awesome
Done with test in 10 minutes perfect score!
didn't plan anything for valentine's day got a steak dinner
Not for the truth of the matter asserted but rather the effect on the listener   sustained B&*#h!!!
grabs wrong snack new snack tastes even better
on her period Not pregnant!
Took dr. buck passed without the curve
peed a double stream  didnt pee on floor
i play girls jv basketball gtfo
Driving back to campus sunday night got last parking spot
FIRST WIPE..... ...TOILET PAPER CLEAN
Waited till the last minute to buy tickets at the Forbes Center Got balcony seats
SLOW DOWN FOR CAR PASS COP WHILE DOING SPEED LIMIT
It's not very effective... One-hit ko anyway
receives smiley face and a heart in the same text its love
Steered Boat through elvet bridge oars didn't scrape the sides
while most try and be SUCCESSFUL  i am always successful
LEFT FOR CLASS 5 MINUTES BEFORE IT STARTED GOT THERE 3 MINUTES EARLY
checks skyline attendence more than snowstorm tour
GO Back to shaw drunk martha's on duty
Spammed And Got away with it!
d&#248;mt til fengsel bor i norge
Doesn't follow sticky Still awesome post
Compared meme pages of cc and my old school glad i transferred
Went to a knICks game Got the last Lin shirt!
Invited friend to dropbox 250 MB!
Went to watch skrillex 3 days ago still not had a shower
HAD TO SHIT DIDN'T HAD TO WIPE
Asked a girl out in labs took off chef coat and was a smokeshow
who was your valentine Kathy was mine
saw dead ugly gentlemen not in Gully's garage!
FINISHED MY EE TODAY EXACTLY 4000 WORDS
Eats toothpaste required to drink milk
Goes to Movies for Valentine's Day with Wife Doesn't See Chick Flick
Had diarrhea still farted
2012: Leap year 1 more day for thesis
Saw a girl today Didn't see me staring
mEME: Bluntly offensive statements and careless advice with animal icons up mEME: Bluntly offensive statements and careless advice with animal icons
Feel in love with a girl in a chatroom without even seeing what she looks like... ..turned out to be hot!
Left soda in car still cold upon return
Kittyhawk for $50?
Had to pee at work Bathroom didn't smell like shit
Du f&#252;hlst dich wohl cool
jumped right before and elevator stopped zero gravity
14 de Fevereiro dia dos Namorados A minha namorada levou me a ver StarWars  Ep.1  3d
Plays the Crane game at the arcade gets three stuff toys at first try
Projects assigned for the term... not in scow
late to work boss is more late to work
Finds Spot in Fine Arts Center past 9am
doesn't know hebrew quiz answer asks teacher for it
Freezing outside? walked over a red vent
Tons of crap in arms door is open
free snapple on the drag two bottles in one day
Class Canceled. Must let facebook know
made a solid tird success!
Valentine's Day? So much chocolate
WALKED TO MAIN HALL DIDN'T SEE RELIGIOUS PROTESTERS
walked past crossings tobacco booth got stoned
STOPPED DRINKING SOLID SHIT
I snuck in and dropped a duece in my toilet... roomies didnt notice!
gave maria a birthday present got a smooch on the cheek
Sees ex-girlfriend at school Gives her the same fake smile she always gave you
jus farted didnt make a sound
LIKE A... Dos!
Gave Back to the community minimal effort.
falls in love for the first time actually meets sole-mate
Gets to front of cafe line buys last aloo pie
Challenge ACCEPTED
MAkes it in       14 mins
Never cared about valentines day Only one to get a valentines thread
does essay in one night gets a first
gets stoned and can't choose between listening to music or watching a film Chooses to watch a film
an IMMERSIve a day kept the schmitt away!
made meme about difficulty of getting to front page makes the front page
Remember Jason reads reddit great gift idea
single on valentine's day don't have to shower
Asked Savanah to be my valentimes said yes
met a pretty girl made her my valentine
Load up a video on youtube The skip this ad button is available
subir at o 11 andar de escada eu consigo!
Got to car at 7.30 in the morning Not frozen
Get ready  boobies!
Daddy isn't doing my taxes this year Got them done at VTAP for free
drugs are for mugs fitness is my game
Didn't punch myself in the face! Success!
Didn't want to ask via facebook Thought of an awesome way non internets related
went to use vulcan got a licence!!
Got a new girlfiend Birthday is on valentines
GIRLfriend has period on valENTINE's day get blow job instead
Can't afford Itunes albums clicks preview all
Where's the asian bus murderer  when I need him?
I WOn  fus doh rah
Accidentally bought the international edition of accounting textbook works for both A311 and a312
Did My homework 5 minutes before class got full credit
attends riot doesn't get sprayed
damn you siri
had a booger picked it without getting caught
Running late in morning nobody in elevators
Parked in the faculty lot Didn't get a ticket
didn't study for test cong next day
Hair cuts expensive Grow hair out for donation
tfassy west so7abak w m7adesh yshem 7aga
Drive to manhattan park immediately in front of destination
nexon rolls back problem solved!
District needs money lets go buy a new tardy system after count day
Diaper cap. 30#'s? its going to be a long weekend and take lots of Peas and carrots
completed online assigments on time professor extendes deadline anyways
Lost my marbles didn't lose my balls
Applies for youtube partnership gets accepted
Had a random boner hid it under my waist band
Went to sandy upper Taught by Nally
found $80 in pocket free money!
Walked off campus didnt die!!!!!!
nur 2 facebookfreunde haben beiden gef&#228;llt mein status
called nightwalk actually showed up
cell phone goes off as you walk in a room theme music
pull out wallet to buy train ticket home remember you bought a return this morning
5:00 NOwhere near the cannon
Doesn't go to class or read textbook gets 100 on exam
WENT TO PACKAGE CENTER LINE WASN'T OUT THE DOOR
Fart Silent
goes out on wednesday night not hungover next morning
Pull up at mcdonalds same time as other car get to order first
Took the east hall elevators survived
DING level 85 paladin
MEME GENERATOR  SUCCESS
Parking structure sign says full find a spot anyway
open box of 12 birdseye chicken dippers 13 in box
Switched to geico saved money on car insurance
social worker comes got doritos
skipped how things work he didn't use the clicker
Fainted in dissection Didn't Land in Cadaver
Single on Valentines Day Don't have to buy anyone candy
wakes up and checks clock  3 more hours to sleep
27 POKES ON facebook There all girls
xmas present of avett bros tix on feb 12th two birds
Goest TO Philly Omelet Bar Didn't Wait in line
answering a question to an exam with knowledge from previous question
slept it out lecturer didnt show up
t7ot post 3la ess page al-admin myshlosh
Lose Week in Fantasy Still end up 1st  Overall
answering a question to an exam with knowledge from a previous question of that same exam
ate seafood casserole at sunday brunch didn't get explosive diarrhea
made meme with 150 'likes' art degree ftw
cycled down curry mile still alive
made someone's INPUT seem irrelevant ego rocketed
Mailserver totally overtaken by bad guys Disables relay-function!
Delete hyphen increase word count by one
Went to swim practice didn't drown
Counting my cash after a long week $420
Go to work late Leftover birthday Cake
Killed 2 Creepers Hell Yeah!!
guessed the V-chip password got it right
GO TO KEN SHARPE SEMINAR GET OUT BEFORE 2:00 AM
downloaded movie using wiu internet didnt get caught
Sleep through lecture powerpoint slides put on moodle
walk in first day of lab ta speaks fluent english
I dont often gel my hair
Rock star week
LECTURER MAKES JOKE UNDERSTAND IT
shouldidomywork.com procrastinate
Cry  get rewarded by boobes
Sent funny famous dude a funny meme GOT A REPLY.
plugged in usb cable on first go
LIGHT SNOW COMING WAKES UP TO 18 INCHES
NOT INVITED GOING ANYWAY
made a comment 1 year ago still gets 'likes'
Transported as a freshman became an RA
went to the movies with the girls the vow all sold out
zero sleep
went to soccer house party didn't get raped
AU's Honors board decides to have a hot chocolate  and cookie event Honors board Spells cocoa 'choco' on their posters
I DONT Swipe my studentcard i swipe my wallet
Heard the blue shell coming finieshed the race before being touched
Woke up midday hungover
played super meat boy
Friday of Veishea 2012 Lands on 420
first day of college  didn't jizzed
u want a knuckle samwidge? didn't think so. #votezinn
No Date on Valentine's Day Can watch Champions League
kicked out of pts winning
nan borrowed laptop cleared history first
Had a shitty opener bagged it anyway
Does a hypnic jerk in the middle of class no one notices
lecture in cky Back within a week
Open new jar on first try
Drank way to much last night Didn't get hung over
CIGARETTES fell in a puddle Put them under hand drier Good as new
R PLUS  DEFEATED!
Spills water on laptop repaired the next day
dated crush for starwars awesome movie
pass one exam out of four with an a+
FArt while diarrhea pants still dry
Given water glass at Nandos Thanks for the free sprite!
Had orgo lab didn't lose spin vane
Go to physics lab Asians want my answers
ChecKS EMAIL Gets a follow from @sommerJanie
15 minutes late to work Uses The side door
hopped the fence into campus acommodation didn't get caught
Super hot russian chick in my American History Class Got her email address so we can exchange notes
Showed up to an Event got A free t Shirt
Have diahria toilet seat is already up
thank god its free ice cream friday
condom rips plan b
that awesome moment  when you're watching house and yourecognize the weird-twisted desease
NAME IS CATHY DOES NOT LIKE TO BE CALLED RACHEL
PAN AM PARTY TONIGHT NO AMBULANCES THIS TIME
Walks into class late teacher is later
Dixon exam 50 Percent!
Didn't revise for exam gets a first
knows on circuits 3 questions out of 5 are about circuits on physics exam
Called in sick and turned on the TV The price is right is on
Nie mogło być inaczej!! mam pracę!!!!!!!!
tutor says dissertation looks like it was written in one night so only got 61% it was
Test website design in firefox looks perfect first time
Went to the male toilet in the hub on a toxic tuesday night managed to come out without soaking my feet in urine
Started essay last night just finished
Another mediocre night at bunker... Spot hot
Faked a cry got a bottle
pooped my pants got wiped with a wet nap
Girl said guys with earings are sexy I've got two
Having a white week Still drunk when waking up
people keep messaging me every time i get on fb ignore or alienate them until they give up for good
stays up late and has pt tomorrow morning at 6 a.m. sports day
Forgot to do a pset found the answers on ocw
forgot my debit card while eating with a navy recruiter waitress paid for my meal
Browse internet all day at work Make an ad in 1 minute and get bonus
Shuffle On ipod? only plays radiohead
Friends Scored a Studio During Finals week
yess  2 filles dans mon cours a poly
Forgot my Keycard Came home and door was propped
Does previous lab's report in the midst of current experiment gets checked off
34% on ma303 exam B+ with curve
Play beer pong and your parnter trolls still wins
Posted my 1st ever 9gag post got 36 upvotes
Guy wanted to fight me he didn't show up
get on the ice skates are sharp
Crapped my pants. Wearing diapers.
leave the manor at 10:59pm MAKE IT TO SPEND AND SAVE BEFORE 11:00PM in time FOR BAD DECISION BOOZE
5 Piece Breakfast &#163;1.50 Best Part OF uni
go to dollar beers no hangover
stories from georgia tech memes won't appear in your news feed anymore
MRS NOON SAYS WE CAN USE KEYBOARDS FREE LESSON
never went to class notes are on studyblue
Got 9.45 shuttle from hunter on time for the 9 am
This girl asked me to walk her home... I gave her the number for DDS!
Fart in the queue for venue someone else gets blamed
used a toilet in stamp water was still bubbly blue
logs on to register for classes every section reserved for honors college
downloaded a random dubstep mix didn't have any skrillex
Cheezburger haz one
Still haven't been switched to facebook timeline
Take home Lafrowda Bird WALK IN CLINIC ROUND THE CORNER On SIDWELL STREET
EMPTY MAGIC BUS SCORE
$5 Hash 3 coolers of dogfish head at circle
Comments more likes than status
ordered 6 chicken mcnuggets inside were seven!!!
Wanking !!!
NO MASTURBATION FOR ONE WEEK ACHIEVED !!!!!!!!
hAD TO TAKE A MATH CLASS gOT sCOTT vARAGONA AS PROFESSOR
All Exams done Hell Yeah!
new textbook explanatory notes on the side
made it to the penthouse with no elevator stops victory
caught on phone by librocop didn't get fined
One does not simply meme without research
took CHLAMYDIA test negative
YES I OWNED MY ASSIGNMENT AND I KNOW IT!
Buys a dark ascension booster gets a sanctuary cat
Used a wrinkled dollar on vending machine got accepted
going to the corner shop at lunch pal mal red. sold.
damn. BUs to campus full again grotto's open at noon. time to get my walk on
found out i have reading week score
Got a 'Sea of Red' from Dr. Lipton No Re-Submits!!!
FAILED YOUR A-LEVELS? GET DM USED TO IT
Lab ta Speaks english
welcome to my page
GF ask to move in with her no need for valentine's gift
Heard you have joined the club Nice to have you aboard
played risk with tanner destroyed him before he could betray me
Shank it in Everytime
gets to labs this weeks experiment has hot demonstrator
Got a 'Sea of Red' from Dr. Lipton No re-submits!!!
preformance review's next month got raise now!
pooped at girl's house toilet didn't clog
Made it through BOTH LIBRARY DOORS WITHOUT HAVING TO PRESS A BUTTON
Got pancakes  They have chocolate chips
swipes library card gets through first time
USC FOOTBALL SANCTIONS... All we do is win - No matter what
shows UP TO KELLOGG STUDY 1 HOUR LATE STILL GETS PAID
SPENT 3 HOURS IN 9GAG DIDN'T HAVE TO CLICK 'OLDER' BUTTON
No Bedroom available Laundry room open
took a big dump this morning Toilet didnt clog
Drink coffee In Starbucks get A social science degree
LAID A LEVEL COURSE OF BRICKS DIDN'T USE A LEVEL
What's a meme? figured it out.
two seconds left on the cross walk i got this
sits next to crazy racist guy on the bus starts studying in fear
one week before valentine's gets girlfriend
SKIPped LECTURES NO CARD SCAN
Friend goes to central... Transfers after one semester.
talked to a girl i like without notes
Went to do laundry met a cute girl
Nationwide is on my side!
going on erasmus exchange getting paid for having fun abroad
Someone says they like my clothes got them in penny's
Work for Sister on Friday she takes my shift on tuesday
RAIDS AS SHAMAN KEEPS RAID SPOT
7-7 after week 15 still won super bowl
petitioned to drop a course last week of finals ACCEpted
e5osh el emt7an w ye2afelo
Jestem najlepszym wojownikiem w juggernaut!!! wiec prosze mi tu nie kozaczyć!
Fewer members than overheard more exclusive
Gains Freshmen 15 In  Muscle
knock over bubbler falls carb up. no spillage.
late for work boss isn't there yet
Went To Mexico Still Alive
see pic on hot page liked it first on vote
go to bed after work sleep 24 hours
Im only 17 got into wayside
Friendly Napalm Strike Coming in hot!
Me dejan acostarme tarde hasta las 12:00
gets 68 on test best grade in class
took 4 shits today milf wiped ass
got aborted free ticket into heaven
got aborted free ticket into heaven
Jaywalked across Cathedral St to Library   Survived
Battleship Is going to kushion
subway train approaching door stops at feet
giants win superbowl? finally an excuse to become a 'fan'
MOM DIDNT WANTED TO BUY TOASTED TWISTER SHOWED HER THE COMBO
sarah wells bringing laredo together
Praying for snow day  I moved to a different county
cushies arrive in the mail roommate leaves for the weekend
drive past uwic accidently pick up three diplomas
restrings guitar already in tune when finished
Made eye contact with wells hall preacher Didn't tell me I was going to hell
Stayed up all night to watch the third test match 3-0 Whitewash completed
Gets 15% on class test Test is formative
diagnosis: Depression googles it. found out dr house has depression too
Sent 10 resums got 11 interviews
Spent 2 hours writing code for web programming class W3C validation on the first try
invited annoying friend out of pity to superbowl party he has work
D&#246;da elnaz hybris like a baws
remembers your birthday without facebook
Hooking Up with a girl asks if you have a condom
Plays Teemo AP
Tell Joke Cute Girl Laughs
End Of school day clean hand
End of school day clean hand
GOT DRUNK DIDN'T BLACK OUT
huge family bbq found out she's not related to me
Played Mortal Kombat for the first time in 15 years. Remembered ALL Fatalities!
got a double cheese burger with mac sauce no ketchup tastes exactly the same as a big mac and only costs 1 dollar
thanks pcipa now the pedophiles are bored
Level 200 online pictionary life has meaning
100 likes now it matters
Snows for 3 days schools canceled for entire week
It rains There is no traffic
wrote 100 lines code works on first run
MADE GLOBAL WARMING was cold
Comes home from work Wife already ordered Pizza
wEARS kHAKI'S TO WORK dOESN'T GET uRINAL SPLASH BACK
colored inside the lines
FORGOT TO SAVE BEFORE A LEGENDARY FIGHT CATCH HIM IN THE FIRST TRY
Spent all day on twitter didn't die
make class schedule for next term no 8:30 classes
smoked some weed didn't get red eyes
play at the beach become a meme
drunk and hungry Find last pack of ramen noodles
changed my own diaper with my mind
colored inside the lines
Going Work Late Leaving Work Early Cuase Boss is gone
picked up ravindra jadeja won the game!
Forgot to book squash court All courts are empty
Messed Around With Molecule Kit Created New Explosive
got bollywood gossip?? sudhanshu's got better
reach level 100 in skyrim while everyone else is at prom
didn't study for a presentation passes to next class because there was not enough time
finish pointless task just before microwave goes off
Tennis Tourney Going Bad... But it's all good
Joins a fraternity Kappa sigma
UVIC: west coast division Quidditch  Champions
have to stay up late before first night shift of the week reddit all night long
Search for hotel prices online Get a kick ass deal!
Yes! peke is dead  so i can take blue from cyanide
woke up too a marathon of scooby-doo on boomerang score!!!!
wet fart didnt follow through
Huge ass dely at bloor-yonge still get to school on time
LOOK AT  THIS GUY
insulted her life and she laughed
LIEd TO RIPOSITE buys swtor
made a blog got 1 follower
The projector isn't working Class cancelled!
gets out of class at 5:50 BBall game starts at 7
decided to peek at /r/adviceanimals weren't a bunch of lame futurama fry memes
decided to peek at /r/adviceanimals weren't a bunch of lame futurama fry memes
Have glee rehearsal everyone shows up
Show up late for work missed punch form
go to stand up meeting no bob
7 gotowc&#243;w MiSSION COMPLETE
30 days no fap
Get women's rights now we can kill women
couldn't get into itt tech got into uoft
mo' money less problems
TESTING INSANE EXCEL FORMULA NAILED IT.
clicked amazon prime 2day shipping got it in one day
clicked amazon prime 2day ship got it in one day
Didn't do homework teacher was gone
poked a girl on facebook she poked back
find brock meme page laugh at all pictures.. annoy all friends
WAITED ON STAND-BY AT DRIVE-TEST FULL G LICENSED IN LESS THAN AN HOUR
Help dad move Free furniture and vodka
went ON YOUTUBE NO ADvertisement before the video
Studying late in sub Brown people giving away leftover Pizza
Check mySElf out in window everyone thinks i'm looking through it
got sent to the office it was closed
JUST FARTED IN CLASS NO SOUND
plays oblivion picks very hard lock on first try
teacher requires a 10 line poem found a 10 line poem
SKYRIM all night ace test next day
got my acceptance letter in the mail going to harvard
Adding 'in bed' to the end of fortunes Just got one that said 'you will soon achieve perfection'
Yes whopper wednesday
tefta7 link download maytl3laksh e3lan trivian
OPENED KEYGEN NO MUSIC
Bladerunner gun on the roof haha go get it faggot
Guess on MYmathlab gets answer right
8:30a.m class posts notes Sleep till 1.
de-evolution  SUCCESS
Juve game gets postponed still first
Showed up to take a test Proffesor forgot to bring it
Running late in the morning so is the train
DO YOU WANT MY MOTHER ? over my corpse
70% average first 2 years gets into ivey
internet disconnects works first time you press your connection preference
clicked to update my software software all updated already
put tissue in the bottom of toilet no splash.
Acaba de ler a brigitta j&#225; n&#227;o se lembra de nada
Left beers in snow drift for lecture movie nobody found them during tutorial
firefox loaded
show up to class funny australian guy advertising trips abroad
Did 20% of total classwork Professor passed me anyways
Take a shit no splashback
Meet girl friendzone her first
Got Shit done today didn't take any stimulants
'i'll only watch one youtube video' done with work for the day
fALLS ASLEEP IN LIBRARY WHILE STUDYING STILL ACES THE TEST
Sztbasszuk őket? D&#243;zs&#225;s gecik!
Take an arrow in the knee Still able to Run!
I want butter in my cookie
Had no life then graduated
I answer a luck question in exam  then I find it true
Clicks on a screamer Changes tab
clicks accidentally on a screamer change tab
Friend Requested her on facebook 2 mins later she accepts
steps on lego DOESN'T hurt like hell
Gets sick loses weight
reached into bag of m&ms  GOT ONE OF EVERY COLOR.
farts in middle of class and no one notices
MAke no progression Make the progression thread instead
yegib netcut ye2fel 3la kol elusers
New Class Seating Chart Still Sit Next to Friends
Not a fan of diapers But I love cornbread
fatal error in autocad re-done my drawing in half the time
MiSSed Class Aced next quiz
vietcong turned claymores around they were placed the wrong way to begin with
Met socially awkward penguin wasn't awkward
made julianne laugh bitches love laughing
farted in the library no one heard me
played russian toilette one wipe was enough
took a shit no splashback
Never opened my book Aced the exam!
running on ice and not fall
read bible feelin' good
teacher makes us watch a movie no worksheet
11:10 on a sunday night. Still have to do Chem Homework. Remember that Chem was the last period on friday
mission ACCOMPLISHED
Caught a spelling error after someone re-blogged post No one will ever no!
farted in a full elevator everybody blamed it at the guy in front of me
aINDA ACARDITO  NO VITOR PEREIRA!
Random hot guy on facebook has an album titled 'Cuba 2011'
Comes home Finds danimals in the fridge
Just Took My First Shit On the Toilet Win.
Held grenade too long Bought flopper
Chip shot birdie
LAUREN FALLS OVER SEXY TIME FOR ABBIE
Balanced the water temperature in the shower without burning my ass off
yoa2f microbas w yro7 yo3od odam  elly 2a3d gmb el soa2 maynzelsh
DID THE DISHES Found no mold
Hackers hack English alsh my posts dont get deleted
JUST RUN MY NUMBER  1.000.000 SIMULATION TIME FOR BEER NOW
Switched lanes in traffic didn't hit any bumps
Didnt do homework teacher didnt notice
tit yeah
Distraction complete
took an arrow to the knee still adventured
uploading a new picture someone likes it!
put period of last essay question of bio final bell rings
make tree jokes about movies IN CHARACTER
Close youtube tab doesn't crash browser
Needed to hire the best got Him first
faked osamas death doesn't get caught
Ending masturbating... wife didn't notice
Gets boner in public nobody notices
Ending masturbating didn't get caught!
yes she finaly gave it up!!
maybe STudy? Skyrim
head shot biatch !
DAMN! SOPA
Went out drinking last night Only a little hungover
Making it awesome since '94
yay i created a meme
order a breakfast sandwich and gourmet coffee combo price
Executive summary does not fit one-page requirement decrease font size
Just remembered I filed my tax return 8 months ago
Forgot Task - didn't follow up for a month Client APOLOGizes - They've changed their email address
Play skyrim gaurd doesn't get shot in the knee
Took date out for dinner she paid the bill
forgo college still gets laid
close race in mario kart sex as reward
Guy I Like breaks up with his girl asks for my comfort
girlfriend broke up with me but her twin sister digs me
forgot anniversay so did wife
imgur is down was able to read text from the thumbnail
Rank up HOESEHHHH BOOOOOOO
chime in on an r/trees conversation in english getting smoked up to a [8] a couple hours later
guy who always raises his hand is absent today
showing my first meme to juhl he likes it
Resisted urge to talk to crush on facebook crush started talking to me
I can see A couple more square feet of my home office floor
can make hearts and music notes on facebook comments great success
woke up late first to arrive!
Wrote Recursive  Function  Worked First Time
Made a presentation in college with memes
Stubbed my toe got icecream!
TOLD QUESIONABLY CLEVER JOKE PEOPLE LAUGHED
had to manually deposit an article to crossref only had one author
Take exam in school new letter invented because a+ wasn't good enough
Get a 'd' on a test it's totally a letter
windows update on old person's pc. Told her i fixed it gave me 20 bucks
our parents didn't want us together we both lived
made that blue-eyed blonde smile great success
Girlfriend recorDing idol DVR ran out of space
Boy I like Talked to me I didn't sound like an Idiot
leaves laptop open in class doesn't get porkspinned
Sugar craving Found twix I forgot I bought earlier
CALCULUS i accept the challenge
took a shit no one smelled it
HOPPED THE BORDER DIDN'T GET CAUGHT
Bang Bros Pass... It works once more !!
Figured out Blue's clues on first clue
experimental aviation? No
Wanna learn about building airplanes? too bad
tried to act smart in the house of commons got elected to be priminister
start discussion in class remember cole city
loaded a bowl didn't spill any milk
Haven't dieted or Exercised in Weeks Lost a pound
skip a song on Pandora haven't REACHED hourly limit
Found class in vilas only took 30 minutes
SYNCH NEW IPHONE 4 WITHOUT PLUGGING IT INTO COMPUTER YES
Spit saliva See it fall between the shoes
I shit in my pants all done by myself
GIMME A KNUCKLE SAMICH!!! ...CAUSE I JUST TORE SOME BITCHES ROAST BEEF APART
Natural Vaginal Delivery Doesn't matter
pukes at party hooks up with girl anyway
show gf 1st episode of ''game of thrones'' wants to watch more
went on the teacups @D land  didnt puke on the ride
tuesday night
finished 4 math assignments today in one sitting
done with class before it rained
KS2 DISCUSSION NOTIFICATION TIME
Broke a test tube in college chem class didn't have to pay for it
POST IMAGES ON FORUM TURN THREAD INTO /b/
sharted while pooing
watching friends stumbles upon unseen episode
Spokan Here I com
farted smelly fart in class nobody noticed
sharted on the toilet
Just got my first text!
spammin Memes  like a boss
posted on facebook someone liked it
Upload a post with boobs always get More than 10000 votes
Sexy time interrupted no blue balls
Protect the children!!! tear up (hr 1981)
Walked on Sunshine  didn't get burned
asks question about meme answers with one
Girlfriend's pro pic is her with me i dont look retarded
Rozwiazalem zadanie innym sie nie chcialo ale i tak jestem zajebisty
Never bothered to reset sleep schedule Still got 8 hours of sleep before class
baby teeth gonna fall out anyway don't need to floss
THink dorab is badass real name is marius
Aced all the exams Let's get drunk
had a haircut looking good
Feeling you get  When you find out an old friend is an ent
GOT MAH PRESCRIPTIONS NO PRIOR AUTH'S NEEDED
Yeah Lei!
Train pulls into station silverliner v
Graduated from Socastee high  didn't get an std
Help martijn with it problem pays for my mac donalds
Only revise half of the course Questions you studied come up in exam
told someone about objectivism 'totally matches my view of the world O_o'
Jordan james thinks im gay not bisexual winning
er tysker  blir f&#248;dt etter ww2
took a shower didn't have to take a shit after
got braces even sexier
celebrates 21st birthday blows 0.1 next morning
STomach was hurting took dump and felt better
I could be a good sport but i done won it baby!
Got over megan turns out
haven't shit myself in a whole 6 minutes record
correct
I figured it out
Left drink in car on cold night soda slushee
put red shock in white wash turns clothes green
Out of spins on Cash king
Got printer to print
Division by zero Successful
M.A.V. KILLER
Pulled out
Yes!
Send funny photos to  a guy on the internet he likes it
i shot at a  fat man  VICTORY
girl that i cheated on my girlfriend with posted on my facebook wall that she's pregnant  girlfriend likes it
HAve a crush on her She have it too!
MEGavideo gets shut down finished watching entourage 6 months ago
Realized fridGe was empty this morning Found emergency ramen. In the closet
cleans up apartment parents show up unexpected
went to thailand got laid by a real girl
has the munchies  finds candy from a bag that he got for christmas
rain? free carwash
I got the spotlight mission accomplished!
lied to someone about doing something he said'good JOB ON THAT
Spent all my time on 9gag during finals! Past all of them
showed friend my custom meme gave him an idea
googles sopa/pipa news congress dropped them
got drunk last night didn't do anything stupid
came in 5th on quiz still got immunity
Sat on the toilet Took a shit on the toilet
took a huge dump no skid marks on the toilet paper
Tells a guy to stfu and gtfo in a comment war guy stfu and gtfo
Yankee
Introduced friend to 9gag 9gag stole his soul
Didnt do homework Teacher gave answers in class
knocked over coffee cup didn't spill a drop
fall asleep while smoking still alive in the morning
forgot to get email incontact didn't ask for ticket
snowy parking lot car between the lines
Just left work spent all day on 9gag
made brother stop Continued myself
listen music out loud girls next door like it
xvideos.com
wear old pands find money
Bump into James Belich in the HFL He knows your name
yessssssss GOT muh girl back!!
thought mediafire was shut down just megaupload
Auto done 5 subjects left
Late for exam because of morning sex Exam delayed and nailed
Yed5ol Mechanical AUC Yeb2a Declared 1st semester
buys girl 21st birthday drink bartender puts it on the house because its her birthday
Drank too much No hangover
I believed in global warming then i took an arrow to the knee
Do not forget to  clap otherwise KnivesKnive
stop pissing as wind passes kegal king
MOM GOES TO COSTCO BUYS WAGONWHEELS
took a walk in detroit after dark didnt get shot
The pitbull ate the pillow Told mom it was me so the dog stays
GF's B-Day Bought the right present!
I'm pooping without breaking eye contact
Dropped my pencil fell into backpack
gets to text ef gf our relationship was still a better love story than twilight ex gf replied with a big smile
STOLE MONEY FROM MOM'S PURSE SHE DIDN'T NOTICE
Got out notebook to do math homework actually did the homework in study hall during school
ATHEIST People still give me Christmas gifts
go on icefilms during sopa blackouts link for 2shared instead of just megavideo
YES feeding time
Doesn't think older girl is interested RECEIVES text next day
made arrow to the knee jokes before it was cool Stopped before it pissed people off
Forgot i had a meeting got cancelled
Didn't read required text Professor leaves answers on quiz
carried everything upstairs in one round nothing fell
Thought she was nice... WAS RIGHT!
spilled juice all over the desk not one drop on the computer
was geht aaaaab? was geht aaaaab?
vokner opp p&#229; en torsdag finner ut at det er fredag
Used cheesy pick up line Worked
VRaptor used before it was cool
i get to do  mems like crazy
Last prayer pot Finished task
reddit down for 12 hours didn't go to 4chan or 9gag
Microwaved Popcorn Less than 10 kernels left
uoft undergrad uoft med school
eat ground beef didnt bite into hard bone chips
Burned sulfur in chem lab farted all i wanted
had an eye exam Reddit was down anyway
is on pacific time gets reddit 3 hours earlier
Dials into system Connects on the first try
eats own booger mission acomplished
Live in Australia slept through the reddit blackout
send a Friend Request to cute girl instant accepts
hiding in plain sight  nailed it
eiskaltes malzbier
Visited WikiPedia Pressed Esc
enemy team picks better heroes server start to lag. rmk!
Reddit down for a day lost virginity
Ate in bed tummy didn't hurt
Got caught speeding drove faster next time
Needs to look something up on wikipedia goes on the google cached version to bypass blackout
Doesn't think he knows you Still replies to mailchimp newsletter
ChIMIE orga ? Challenge accepted
Wikipedia blocked? Has google chrome to translate chinese
RUN OPMNCTL DELETEINSTANCE -FORCE TRUE -INSTANCENAME INSTANCE1 SUCCESS
Checked only pulses and heart sounds Found a dissection
owning peoplein team fortres 2 only worse than owning pafly and enfly on team fortress 2
lost remote tv turns on the right station
worked 9 to 5 billed it all
Didn't study test got cancelled
starts a workout routine lasts longer then a day
Flicks Booger Doesn't land on wall
Does not pay for internet neighbors have WIFI!
Called Customer Serivce First in que
wikipedia goes black finished thesis before
Reddit down From 12am to 12pm in Australia?  Sleeps through Black Out
didn't do homework no school tomorrow
Abdi Says Top Right is a swag sesh you are in top right
you're american therefore your argument is invalid
blind fires ashe arrow gets the kill
doesn't follow hockey is winning hockey pool
WIKIPEDIA IS DOWN GOT ALL THE INFORMATION NEEDED FROM SNAPSHOT
Mom doing laundry didnt notice cumderwear
had a meningococcal injection didn't pass out
All websites down for protest pretend to cancel everything and spend time with gf to seem like a good bf
They said I couldn't Get An F But I proved them wrong!
In Mother Russia SRS OPEN'S you
made it to school with an empty tank
CHL Final exam aced it!
friend zone fiona is my friend with benefits
3 hour lab Done in 1
LETSSSSSSSS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Bumped into girl didn't get cooties
files stuck in ftp deleted in no time
walk in to restroom all stalls are empty
Walked in to restroom All stalls are empty
get d- on cotw test still have a- in english
australian redditor Asleep for most of Blackout
painted trees got  a new cover
Get back to dorm no new roommate
Create New Subreddit With the most awesome and aprapos name
Wins in a game of life that explains everything
Went SHOPPING GOT FREE FOOD
posts on girls wall she likes
Missed Advanced left turned right instead and executed perfect u-turn
yerkab 81 yela2eeh fady
Ye3mel post 3ala ess yetarya2 3ala moderoh moderoh ye3mel like
Browse fascinating 1000-comment post took so long that there's new content on the front page
first night back at college buy 1/4 oz of Sour Diesel
Taking 5 extra minutes to finish my calls Still logging more calls then any of my co-workers
needed a shower its raining outside
Shoot A Skyrim Soldier In The Knee He Get's Demoted
library closed for mlk day found sequel to game of thrones online
sent her success kid meme she laughed
Oblivious to rescheduled deadline gets a 6 hour extension
two people are needed did it on my own
huge guy sat in front of me at the movies was in the wrong seat and left 2 minutes before the movie started
stops pvping with rl friends becomes top 2v2 mage
Saw ex with new bF He's Ugly
Pooped so dense didn't have to wipe
Sneezed During an intense game of temple run Didn't die
Walk into class late teacher doesn't arrive
ex's birthday  Didn't phone or text good wishes
Lost all my money at bar won it all back at casino
Gives Dave nada Some Kandi Tweets pictures of it after show
Play my favorite song for friends They all love it
Leah said 'I like you'
beat ocarina of time Did not use walkthrough
half way thru the month 97% done
Takes Dump Requires Two Flushes
Eat Medicament No side effects
Started dating the Hot girl from subway Now my girl friend has to make me a sandwich
Time for a good old fashioned Daft punk rumor thread
Pancakes with chocolate chips ladies knocking at my door
Drinks till throws up and then continues drinking
just found the key to pass the voting page
3 cups of coffee wrote the title
World ends in 11 months i've already got a ticket for 'spaceship'
stack it makes it look cool somehow.
Saw pi symbol in captcha used n
3 mugs of coffee nailed the font size
calling the teacher mom no one heard
Lee Chong wei won 21-6
no more toilet paper on roll some under the sink
Call guys jerks as a guy become girl magnet.
winks on girl girl winks back
Run spell check zero erros
PLANNED A SURPRISE PARTY ROOMMATE HAD NO CLUE
Play starwars
About to break up blow job
LISTENED to the whole lecture all i got was the professors name
Put A favourite SOng for an alarm Still Like it
wake up in morning find roach in ashtray
FINISH TEST In 5 MINS CAN sleep for next 55mins
Applied To College Got Into College
mom is traveling with the rainbow family five more years of brastfeeding!
MY PARENTS ARE GAY NOW I GOT FOUR BOOBS
I'm Taller than jeffy!
Snow on the ground still parked in the lines
drove in a ton of snow didn't wreck my car
wrote my name on a wall still there 5 years later
thought i shit my pants it was just a fart
Bought used textbook Previous owner highlighted all iMportant info
went to saturday morning class It's going to be an easy one
saw 2 girls 1 cup didn't puke
went on omegle met a normal person
NIGHTMARE ABOUT FAILING COLLEGE CLASS GRADUATED 8 YEARS AGO
accidentally pissed with toilet seat down not a drop on the seat
Banner Works YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
DONT TRY TO BEAT ME WITH AM BITCHES
woke up late remember it's weekend
PLAYED SKYRIM Still an adventurer
saw there was no more toilet paper on the roll there was some under the sink
POLICE SET UP CAR ROADBLOCK GET DOWN AND WALK
Lent your pipe to your friends dad gives it back with a packed bowl
my birthday always falls on exams and i take it like a boss
Made soup  just went there.
Lost my first tooth bring on the money
carry Janna 16-0-27
Sent companion to get 120 credits He came back with 200
Hibachi chef tossed piece of food at my face caught it on first attempt
Had several crushes that lasted longer than 4 months Didn't fall in love
didn't study for the test Got an 'A' with one mistake
GOt to class late the professor was later
WOKE UP AT 2PM MLK DAY
Ran errands on labor hours No one noticed
snowy roads Destroy your tyre like a boss
substitute  teacher
Try to convince roommate into eating puffreis success
HOW I FEEL WHEN  I SUCCESSFULLY TROUBLESHOOT
Come outta jungle with dOUBLE BUFF AND GANK TOP LIKE A BOSS
Cursed at work Store was emtpy
got her pregnant mtv here i come
guy stepped on my shoe i shat on his face
A c&#225;tia foi &#224; queima com o tiago mas quem a comeu fui eu
NOT SURE IF i WATCH TO MANY TV SHOWS LETS START WATCH A NEW ONE
Hit random buttons big head mode
Jill Sensel parent approved
sPRINTS THROUGH IMPACT CRATER dIDN'T GET HIT BY A SINGLE METROID
apple recalls 1st gen nano replaces it with brand new one
Headphones wEnt into washing machine Still worK
learning about WWI in history class GET TO ACT AS GAVRILO PRINCIP
FART LOUD WHEN IN SILENT ROOM PEOPLE BLAME SOMEONE ELSE
Didn't do my homework still got  points for it
PARENTS ARE AT THE DOOR
Soul eater Ho preso 100 anime
FARTED IN BAY CANDLES COVERED SMELL
Dropped calculus and study hall Picked up another study hall
Rains when I get on the bus Stops raining before I get off the bus
wearing socks that say 'wednesday' on thursday  BADASS!
Mum was sad about something Made her laugh
New Section In Math  got it the first time
First day of class with nobody you know.....crack a joke  everybody Laughs
went to the bathroom didn't fall in
Go to take a shower get temperature right on first try
Stole my stuff now dead
forgot girlfriends birthday she thought someones happybirthday post was for her
Put (Y) & ended inbox conversation  Like a boss
Dropped Candy 5 second rule
swiper no swiping! oh man!
swiper no swiping! oh man!
Only study one essay prompt that one gets chosen
FOUND A BOX OF OLD JEANS THEY STILL FIT
Told her to get me a Sammich Got offered pie as well
HEARS NEWS about CRUSH she is single
Got a kindle fire can pretend it's an ipad
Opens the door with the first key
Finished all assignments for the week Didn't even have to put on pants.
I GOT THIS
HAD A BONER THIS MORNING NOONE NOTICED
Goes out with a girl She pays the bill before you can argue
forgets about urination in apple carton girlfriend believes it has just gone sour
born on 20th december party HArd 'till the end
Went to lunch with mom she paid
You use cheats in the exam higher grade!!
Mum isn't cooking tonight Eats la la's instead
got an annoying phone call from a customer while at work Boss took call for me
Found out all lessons cancelled mom works at home today
Moved to new hood  Free WiFi
First post on 9gag straight to trending
papel higi&#234;nico  para o cu!
How many minutes until I can play with the blue bike? two.
SENDS TEXT TO WRONG PERSON STILL MAKES SENSE
drink moonshine not go blind
losing in fifa their connection drops out
Played skyrim Didnt take an arrow to the knee
ISSUE: EAI's FAULT!
Join minecraft catch a griefer in action
Long stage half of it is n/a
entered the realm of r/new no reposts
Sets alarm for 6  wakes up at 5:59
wENT HIGH IN THE KITCHEN FOR FOOD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT DIDN&#180;T MAKE A SOUND
Ask Sydney to Sweetheart She said yes
saw annoying kid today he got expelled
Leave work to catch the bus bus is waiting at the stop
got out the perfect amount of hangers
Last day of work Spills water all over boss
Conversation with attractive woman Didn't embarrass myself
smoked a bunch last night woke up before 1
took 15 shots still got it up
1. Heparinspritze in den Bauch gejagt direkt gef&#252;hlt wie ein outlaw Drogenjunk
FOUND solution to problem in vb.net dieter couldn't fix my life is complete
wasn't looking and ran into somebody THEY APOLOGIZE
Katy Perry Is now single
ran out of batteries playing skyrim mom just bought a new pack
she questioned my sexuality banged her little sister
Tell mom i'm going to edc vegas 'that sounds like fun'
Showed up to Class 15 minutes late Ta was 20 minutes laTe
Had dry poo no need to wipe
Read text only once remember it in exam
Understands an exercise 10 minutes before exam Solves exam same exercise after 10 minutes in exam
turned on a tv show right as last ad ended
Gotta go out immediately phone is fully charged
Sped past a cop without my seatbelt on didn't get pulled over
I have no daddy mommy did it all by herself!
Blew in the cartridge game works!
Uses too much toilet paper toilet doesn't clog
Inscription said 'Not Dishwasher Safe' Computermouse still works
Gets into argument with boss and wins doesnt get fired
Saw list of original pokemon named them all
Opens starburst mini pack they're both cherry
Saw something funny Almost spit Drink On keyboard Almost
pees with seat down gets it all in bowl
thought of something clever. nailed it.
gets 3ds stolen plays gameboy color
Jerked off instead of studying 100% on I.T. fundamentals exam
Drops iphone doesnt smash into a million  pieces
Walking by hot girls without stumbling
Made cup of soup didn't catch fire
FRIEND'S PHONE LINE IS BUSY THE GUY WAS CALLING HIM TOO
smores FOR LUNCH!
Cute girl  asked me going out with her friendzoned her
Spend 1 hour trying to fall asleep take off socks and falls asleep in 2 minutes
reach yesterdays first post on the vote page
spent night at friends didn't pee
Friendzoned ONe Girl at Work The other Chicks start to Flirt with me
When my country of origin is listed in the textbook
Applied for free laptop got a text from shahbaz sharif
Comes class 10 minutes before class ends Attendance marked
No fone signal
i pwned you noob!!!!!!
Accidentalyly wear xbox 360 boxer on date Still got laid
Got 200 dollars for working with dad bought MFLB FTW
YES
dates a 17 year old girl kisses on the first date
gets butterfinger in one piece
watched contagion didn't react when my brother coughed
first day of school First two hours off
I am quick enough... ...cockboy!
I've just been on the VOTE page. Somehow i came out alive
Co-tenant gets on elevator after me pushes button for a higher floor
Write a status on fb your crush likes it
want's pancakes for lunch got the ingredients
turns off the lights doesnt run to bed
HUGE SHIT ONE WIPE
Dropped Bread with butter landed on the dry side
Left a dr. pepper in freezer last night it didn't explode
Didn&#180;t watered the plants while mom was away Rains a day before her arrival
Got rockets didn't blow myself up
cant write english? i have google translate
COME HOME LATE HIT THE KEYHOLE ON THE FIRST TRY
NFL moved giants game to 1pm can watch it live in turkey at 8pm
about to put it in she doesn't like condoms either
ASSIGNMENT DIDN'T FINISHED YET. PROFESSOR WAS ABSENT!
GeT INTO SUBWAy CAR AS MARIACHI BAND GETs OUT
Got Home messed up Last night parent were asleep
Girl asks for a candle totally wants my wick
Go on vacation from work for 7 days no voicemails on return
look in fridge still have jager
look in fridge still have jager
Creeps broad with no pics shared bff has 80 albums
reading week? Drinking week!
Doesn't visit Dentist for a yeAR no CAVITIES
hitchhikes home gets her number
hAD RANDOM DRUG TEST IN SCHOOL DIDN't GET PICKED
Goes Grocery shopping with wife she lets me get    Ho HoS!
Tries 'mypenis' as password Error message says it was too long
Run by bouncing betty have stalker pro on
2012 will be legen... wait for it dary!
I understand pull/push-effects
woke up with a boner cry to be awarded with boobs
smoked two cigarettes in my room with family home noone entered and caught me
Buy a sabritas bag Find two tazos
said hi on facebook she responded back
plays support gets most kills
random likes your status win
USED AUTOMATIC TOILET  DIDN'T FLUSH UNTIL I FINISHED
Splash  water  on pants  there navy blue
gardz are betr
When i stubbed my toe i onley cried for 5 min i Am the !%
What I supposed do in my work Pay better server
going to Slc to see the tracy aviary
demigod tier on memegenerator win
Agreed to a free three month magazine trial Remembered to Cancel two months later
SEE POST NO BRA JANUARY IMMEDIATELY SAVE PIC AS
Colleague says 'you allright' instead of hi answer in full detail about hardships in life
Taking a shit at a PUblic toilet Going out of the cubicle without  a person insight
Took 2 Nyquil pills at once didn't choke
Micro We got this!
trolled with 39 hours of no sleep made an emo fag rage
Found out that my school computers can access 9gag now i can surf 9gag in school
Condom broke in girlfriend Still didnt get her pregnant
not drunk and dancing enjoying it
I got this girl to show her boobs on chatroulette YES
Forgot dvd in computer while shutdown take it out before complet shutdown
Didn't Know shit in the exam Still passed
boss left office 9gag time!
Lurkin all day at work Boss comes in and send me home early because i'have been working hard all day
Crush tagged me and bunch of friends on facebook status my name was the first one tagged
Talk about Top GEar at Resturant Jessica starts up on the radio
Got the gag didn't scroll down for the comments
crashed car while drunk driving convinced cops it was oil on the road
scared that fat guy didn't have to say a thing
SUCCESS AVOIDED HER LIKE A BOSS
Wearing an expensive suit and useless shoes still manages to run and catch the bus
crashed my mercedes while drunk driving convinced the cops it was oil on the road
smoke weed all day nobody notices
THREW MONEY AT THE SCREEN SOMETHING HAPPENED
Password didn't automatically fill in Guessed it first try
Coldest day of the year? still delivered the paper
I CLICKED ON A SONG BY JUSTIN BIEBER ON YOUTUBE ACCIDENATLLY  GOT RICK    ROLL' D
Lost Wallet at nEW YEAR PARTY RECOVERED IT 3 DAYS Later
first post on reddit front page
TROLLS... i kick ur ass
Took dog out for walk and left door open no cats escaped
REWROTE WIKIPEDIA INFORMATION FOR ASSINGMENT text was longer
didn't catch the GRENADE  problem solved!
Pee directly into bowl with splash and no hands feel like a man.
The real stewie griffin damn you.
Play pandemic 2 start at madagascar
Play pandemic 2 start at madagascar
2012 and still alive. Success
farted in class blamed it on someone else
every one fails class only one who gets 100%
went to the gym on jan 2nd finished wokrout in one hour
Hollandaise sauce difficult to make get it perfect the first time
gf not a 9gager still doing no bra january
WENT TO COLLEGE WALK DOGS
had sex 3 times on jan
Rival comes online crush goes offline
Asked to write date today wrote 2012
Almost 11 O'clock haven't visit 9gag yet
Drank madness on new years eve woke up in 2012 with no hangover
wake up with hangover got a bottle of water next to the bed
Throw up everything previous night Wake up feeling great
told dad i'll be home at 12 o'clock enter the house at 12:00 exactly
posted a facebook status someone liked it
had to write date on something wrote '2012' on first try
gets drunk during new year's eve wakes up w/o hangover
persists to say don't gift me gets two gifts
forget  people's  names
Crush Chatted with me
Writes down 2012 instead of 2011 on first try
last nights messages didn't make any sense still got a date
flashbang goes off
Got drunk on new years didn't text my Ex!!
Just called parents to wish a happy new years straight to voice mail
Toilet is about to overflow unclogs itself
snprintf() doesn't work used sprintf()
but mine does. boo yah!
Broken wrist left wrist
Neighbor's dog shits on your lawn free fertilizer
MADE KISS FACES TO GIRL DRIVING ANOTHER CAR GOT HER NUMBER
Quest in Deepholm Find aEonaxx
Crapped my pants 2 minutes after mom changed me. new record!
Begin questing in deepholm Find aeonaxx
said i believed in santa got 10 gifts
walking around finds money on the ground
TODAY & TOMORROW MANDATORY AT WORK Already on the schedule
Saw Depressed Vet on Facebook Reminded him he Is not alone
Fapped in public didn't get caught
New year's eve birthday so much free booze
Buy used game with dlc code Code was not used
Doing word search Finds word that is not on the list
Want to text a guy he texts me first
Screams  out old GFs name during sex New GF has same name
play tetris battle with a chinese wins the game
girlfriend had brain surgery didn't die
Took biggest crap ever...then... royal flush
Cass ragequit victory
Took a shit Went to whipe
Go to bathroom before going out notice fly was down
went  to take a shit
50 minuets of  pandora not a single COMMERCIAL
Just a bad dream not actually failing out of school
finds hot girl on facebook profile not set to private
joins a mw3 game thats half way over gets first place
WALK SHIRTLESS IN              BEIT SHEMESH DIDN'T GET      SPIT ON
Skipp all classes still passes on exame
WAKE N BAKE MCDONALD'S BREAKFAST IN BED FROM MOM DAD SAYS HE GOT YOU SUSHI FOR LUNCH
FARTED IN PUBLIC DOESN'T STINK
Said Hi to Diego's mom Got Laid
left ariana's house didn't scrape bottom of car on driveway
Makes fart noise in front of girl Successfully replicates noise as proof
COUNTS TO 100 MASTER MATHEmatician
Watched yu-gi-oh! still play card games
Desperately Need To wipe the nose Find old tissue inside my pocket
GOES ON A PARTY WITH NO MONEY GETS DRUNK
Bought new scale Weigh two poUnds less on it
hungry at 2 am poptarts in cupboard
powers on computer was on standby
Doesn't make youtube videos still got to date stphanie bnard
Put laundry in the dryer remembered to add a  dryer sheet
she dreamed about me i was a cowboy
Made an INAPPROPRIATE facebook status girl liked it
Wait Three Years to Rick roll Still Got it
woke up 5 mins before alarm went off defused the bomb
breakout with a girlfriend no remorse
Had xbox 360 for over 3 years still no red ring of death
They send a shitload of revolting work
Sleep at 4 am wake up before noon
RANK 1 success
changes tv channel end of commercial break
I kick  ass
LATE FOR SCHOOL TEACHER IS ABSENT
Shits his panTs At work
8 Liter bier np
Feeding Time Is Boobie Time
No gift paper made on internet
Lost underwear in the sea no one at the beach
Crapped pants on santa
Left my phone in the snow all night still works
345 hours on mw2 still have a gf
last second braking haven't locked the wheels
Skips 280 pages of information gets 100% on the assessment
ure lucky  all my fingers are glued together
just heard from the news breaking dawn is one of the worst movies in 2011
went to buy some clothes bought everything in the first shop
woke up at 14:00 no need for breakfast
Wink at someones wife she winks back
Cut hot peppers Washed hands before touching eyes or weiner
your first class in the morning  is math and the teacher is sick
Take a massive shit Need minimal wiping
Accidentally started dump in women's bathroOm No one came in
mom moved our sofa find my old toys
decide not to masturbate parents walk in
ENEMY AFK SINCE BEGINNING ENJOY FREE ELO
SUCKED WHOLE GAME CARRIED BY MY TEAM AND WIN
SUCKED WHOLE GAME CARRIED BY TEAM AND WIN
no cookies in the Biscuit Box find chocolate bar in the fridge
I IS TOO AWESOME  TO USE PROPER GRAMMAR
custom maid ? take 2
RECEIVES  1 notification yes
ONE SHIT ONE WIPE
Didn't went to school today School was canceled
can't play legitimately  x2 will make it all better
FOUND OPERA INSTALLation Does'nt need to lauch Ienternet explorer
is an esteemed intellectual ex-highschool colleagues who did way better than him in school are bitter
Slipped on ice nobody saw
could read the thumbnail Didn't have to click
phone died overnight W0ke up without alarm anyway
Admit to hacking on a server doesn't get banned
takes wild guess on answer found answer is correct!
tweet to celebrity celebrite replied and retweeted!
ate all i wanted for christmas didn't gain weight
first post on 9gag hot page!
Sneezed while pissing no urine on toilet bowl
inserts usb device goes in right first time
jsdfk&#246;hhklg jgjk
utar !!  i'm GOING TO PASS THIS SEM
eating over xmas without limits still losing weight
comes last in the bakery out first
Spoiled kid is spoiled
YUS i can finaly skeet
DRiNK COFFEE AND RedBULL BEFORE BEDTIME FaLL ASLEEP WITH EASE
You Are On The SPOT
slept at 2am still woke up for fajr
went to sleep at 3am still woke up for fajr
i dont need cod i got a bb gun
Go to the bar with 1 mug come home with 6
ENEMY USES SAND-ATTACK THUNDER STILL HITS
ENEMY USES SAND-ATTACK THUNDER STILL HITS
Discovered my crush's a 9gagger even love her more!
Throw random nade get a kill
post breivik picture on the lame group get kicked afterwards because of fag mods
tuned out my mother's question it wasn't directed at me
Born in the 90's 9gag says I'm cool
I earn more than my work colleagues and i screwed the hr lady
Spends most time on 9gag still has bachelor's degree
c-c-combo breaker success
GAG ON 9 LIKE A BOSS!
Lost the match still got the mvp
I tried you Cookies They are awesome!
Uchicago Will make me a genius
Owner of game plays one round Friend gets to play after!
lose weight DURING THE holiday seasoN
Asked DiAna arizapa to marry me
Saw the lion king didn't shed a tear
PLAYeD AMNESIA FOR 5 HOURS DIDN't SHIT PANTS
Reply to a pictureless personal ad turns out she's gorgeous
get IN the HN FRONTPAGE done
For My Russian Vocab quiz I got 140%
Jetfuel brings back toki avatar erection
Had sex gave her 5 orgasms
look yourself in bathroom mirror at party realize you're drunk
that moment you make a bar routine
Have off for christmas and every day until thursday
Get ganked by 4 people survive with 10 hp
wait for qq to quit tw move in for the kill
I want butter in my cookie
DREAMED WITH MEMES THEY WERE TALKING
GUUUUURL YOU GOT 'DIS
ate a lot this christmas season din't gain the holiday weight
Phone doesn't stop ringing Texts from girls
mp3 player broke found old ipod shuffle in dress pants
cancels 1 sec before le microwave countdown defuses le bomb
THOUSANDS OF MEMES USING MY PICTURE CANT EVEN READ
Killed a dragon in skyrim got 2 souls
Tell kid next door SanTA doesn't exist.
FIRST CHRISTMAS WITH WIFE SHE LIKED GIFTS
CLOCKWORK ORANGE WAS CORRECT OUR TIME HAS COME
got a stupid call... customer's call dropped!
Sally stole my sandwhich so i returned the favor by stealing her soul
Kevin Learn to take a joke
47 memes created in 3 1/2 hours
NOT A CHRISTIAN GET PRESENTS
On 9gag at christmas dinner table didnt get caught
Wished Skyrim as gift Got an XBOx360 too
missed the Christmas Party found out it suked
DRANK ALL WHE WHISKEY STILL IS ABLE TO WRITE COHERENTLY
Woke up late and hungry lunch was ready
bought gf lingerie right size
I saw something on the internet I didn't like and didn't even cry about it.
I told mars that i loved her she said she loved me too
1st date with chick She talks about 9gag
have sex on the fırst date
Yes! spurr likes his mom
got a massage then she took care of my erection
THREW A chip in the air caught it with my mouth
GETS HOME MUCH LATER THAN EXPECTED FINDS OUT YOUR PARENTS FELL ASLEEP
accidentally swore near teacher Not heard
unsubscribe from r/atheism front page is awesome again
fifa game tied score in the last minute
meets girl finds out she hates dane cook
Slightly Avoids Arrow Headed for the Knee
made a new girlfriend recently dont like justin bieber
DIDN'T CRASH GOT RP ANYWAY
whitebull edits like a boss
Entered the friiendzone got benefits
love women in sweaters december
have to leave for long trip found ipod in charging dock
CRUSH DOesN'T HAVE FACEBOOK mind remembers his birthday
Welcomed customers into store Didn't ask me how it works
Today your going to stock Yes
Iven been trying to fart for weeks!!!
Final Prestige
Make a quikscope one shot
finish a song in fl studio.. im a god
farts in class nobody noticed
SAW A HIPSTER KICKED HIM IN THE FACE
Failed ML MIDTERM Still Aces the course
JA... MinecraftTill wird ber&#252;hmt
started buying christmas presents one day before christmas got a present for everyone
Get presenT FRom le GF her moms HOme made apple strudel inside
Went out for groceries didn't forget toilet paper
ive resisted from spill.it im so hipster
Make a lame meme for gf achieve blowjobs for rest of life
Called Tech support Didn't get outsourced
Texted darius he replied
woke up two hours early
proposed to her with memes she says yes
nONTON FILM DI GALAXY Tab 7.0 Plus? GAMBARNYA OKE CUY!!
New apple product new usb cord
Answer question in economics class get applauded by mrs. farooqi
Work at a school that celebrates christmas Score a boat load of gifts from the students
watches  Goonies  again still thinks it's awesome
IF U COME HERE AGAIN
whipes ass still 1 paper left on roll
made this into a t-shirt stare at girls boobs as they  read this
aRRIVES LATE TO A PRESENTATION pROFESSOR isn't there
Vote for G&#214;SSI
the boss is next to me all the windows closed in .03 sec
They said no way showed them that medium armor is able to tank
Sees Kirsten at post office Kirsten doesn't see me
a sexy girl appers  and i have a condom
What i'm i doing here? What are you doing outside the kitchen?
Went to disneyland fist bumped goofy
clicks nsfw link sees boobies
asked for honey mustard got 2
ganked once and failed team still won
lights are out in the elevator pushed the correct button
without me there's just aweso.
Voted kid cunto for the worst newbie Everyone followed
Catastrophe  vite
TaRah's Perogies
Arrow to the knee? Taken
sent by mistake a friend request on fb friendship accepted anyway
finished ocarina of time  using only the slingshot
posts a video meme Gets meme in response
won't drink BEer 6 months next Year Drink every other day
TOOK ALL UPPER LEVEL COURSES GPA INCRESED
no GF on Xmas  A lot of money
1 second left on microwave opens door before it beeps
Create Meme get upvotes
Girls like my swag im awesome
Didn't laugh at handicapped guy
posted most pics today got likes 4 it
Use right hand side of colouring book because of the fold on the left hand side
PUT GIRL INTO FRIEND ZONE
how are my kids and ur wife? ya
Partied all semester still finished task in time
didnt like my birthday present gave it to someone else in their birthday
DOesn&#180;t study for finals Has 140 % anyway
met the girl of your dreams she still REMEMBERS you after 14 years
Interviewer give a case study
Went to pick up DRUGS GOT THE DRUGS KEPT THE MONEY
Caleb Wong why always me?
ARRIVE IN BUS STATION SYNCRONIZE WITH BUS
Steam Sale? Buy all!
Breaks up with boyfriend of 18 months meets new guy almost IMMEDIATELY and falls in love
get in and start the car awesome song starts on the radio
just check my neighbor's copy has the same answers than me
Magic Grinch
only Studies for constitucional law last night Gets 10
bought a dog bitches love dogs
Internett crashed Finally gets some sleep
hard level  reach checkpoint
dance all night lose weight
24 degrees celsius without ac
finishes the cigarette bus arrives
Go onto new lane
Smoke weed every day get 100% in uni exam!
gps arrival time: 2:24 my arrival time: 2:23
kasni s programom 2 mjeseca USPIJE ga PREDAT
773 in que beer run
Goes to the movies doesn't pee at all!!!
What does sEMS do with mobile sites? OPTIMIZE!
kim jong il is dead world hasnt blown up yet
Kim Jong-Il dead from heart attack?! The Death note really worked!
YESS!! Libur bentar lagi
sings karaoke gets free drinks
Steals other kid's Toys Doesn't Turn into the Next Charles Manson
My troll Was a success
spiller 1v1 med michael sommerseth michael har d&#229;rlig connection
PILOT ASKS HOW TO FIX JET RESET C/B
Reaches in pocket finds money
phone autocorrected sec as sex girl i was texting didn't notice
Add on youtube Skip is Success!
first post on 9gag MAKE IT TO THE HOT PAGE
Got iphone download facebook App
DROPS A QUARTER OUNCE ON THE STREET GOES BACK LATER AND FINDS IT
139% of the exam So close!
open old link link works
Start playing Minecraft find diamonds after 10 minutes
dating the girl from subway now my gf has to make me a sandwich
Needs a 90 on finals to pass... gets a 89
planned to bunk school
Need cash Receive 50 Bucks for Christmas
Jokes on ticks I have aids
Baby  you light up my world like nobody else
go to bathroom use all the TOILET paper
Finally In Poland
Late 30 minutes for final finished 15 minutes early
PLAY MW2  KILL MAKAROV
Roommate gone Left Ps3
FART IN PUBLIC  ANYBODY LAUGH
made meme on meme generator immediately popular
karaoke lets do this
karaoke nailed it
I SAW A MAN WITH LIDL'S PLASTIC BAG it was Ukranian
Macroeconomics analysis? Copied from IMF Report
ate a taco nothing fell out
Success
makes a success kid meme about himself becomes most liked success kid meme
fapped all day still loaded
Search in poKets for keys Finds 50 bucks
I saw a 100% Brazzers videos I use google.ru
Makes jokes about rieses mama i entlipped her at his house
no fresh underwear in gyms bag drive back home commando
AMAZON REBOOTS YOUR NODE CASSANDRA KEEPS WORKING
ate too many fiber bars scared to fart
Application crashes
Does shitty job on project classmates do shittier
You fall down
Occupy Oakland Jean Quan vacates Facebook
Rhetorical theory final makes matrix reference
u have Trouble with 'the impossible game'? kid FINISHED IT IN 5 MINUTES
Pre-ordered for early access Got my e-mail
'Are you religious?' 'not at all'
finals destroyed
Wrote 100 lines of code compiled first time
kill your enemy terrorist wins!
application crashed
Woke up an hour late for final final's tomorrow
Make front page of a subreddit It's a self-post
You see the worst teacher of your school in a random place he/she didnt't notice you!
One year older one year better
medical micro hogi
turned off my pc no updates
Fought mon with 3 hearts used bible
Pays with a 5$ Gets 10$ in change back
Hw: on page 432.78 flip to page on the first time
bought a new tin... ...didn't say cancer on it
Forgot to register classes as pass/fail  A+ anyway
Take-home psychology final Uses internet.
had a girl stare at me longer than 3 seconds
Need 100% on final to get an a got 100%
turn in kielbasa project One day before its due
stain gone... in the first wash!!!
Avada Kedavra still survived
thought hermione liked harry she married me
Slept through final was exempt
LETZTE MATHE KLAUSUR MEINES LEBENS
Took arrow to the knee Still adventuring
shampoo and conditioner run out at the same time
works next to hotel buffet every day
selected random race got my favorite one
Get in a team in league of legends no french guys
le playing cod knifing around win!!!
good guy greg  uses firefox so do i
send message to cute girl on facebook girl sends telephone number
Answered the phone today voice didn't break
Er p&#229; fjesbok. ser at jeg har f&#229;tt en melding!
unemployment at record high got a new job
nytimes.com instead of paying subscription google articles instead
nytimes.com instead of paying subscription googling articles instead
Wakes morning after party still has 6 cigarettes
said something didn't have to repeat myself
Flossed teeth didn't even bleed a little
exame de codigo 3 erradas
make facebook status get over one like a minute
Drops ice cream likes playing with ants
spills milk on keyboard website done
Got a mail order bride English not included!
mistake at lucky charms factory box is all marshmallows
SEE CONFLICT NUKE IT
left early got paid for the whole day
wild abra appeared caught it
facebook invitation accepted one step closer to true love
she says no sex till marriage married her in jr. high
V&#230;rt ute hele dagen 4 sider med nye bilder p&#229; artige
no time for facebook. must study for finals except for the time it took to change my profile pic to this and respond to my notifications
Forgot to do my homework not due till next week
WAS IN A HURRY ATE MY SOUP IN 2
Having sex girl not pregnant
Bought tickets price increased next day
JOKING ABOUT MAKING SANDWICH SHE MADE ME SANDWICH
had fun with pedobear last night while punishing him
nobody home faping time
gets pulled over for speeding. told officer everyone was driving slow no ticket
GOt Stunned in MW3 GOt Random Kill
overprepared for a straight forward test completely missed the last section
type english project an hour before class win pulitzer prize
post something funny on facebook your crush liked
Makes an arse of himself in topman 30 Facebook Likes
YEAH DID IT KILLED MY FIRST PZ
dad loses job? welfare child
Gets shot in the back of the head at point blank range in modern warfare
generates a meme findes out a week later its on the top of the favorites list
I have ninty-nine problems but at least my gf isn't pregnant
Drunk 15 beers last night no hangover
i kILLED  OSAMA BIN LADEN
stayed in bed all morning still got sh*t done today
for&#231;a
christmas is coming buys from whole saler
took a huge dump in potty trainer older sister cleans it up
post meme as reply receive greater meme in return
No gifts save Money
Test website in IE only 2 minor mistkaes
phone stops working use rice
ball went in a tree didn't get stuck
WANG LAOSHI SOUNDS CUTE 3 CLASSES WITHOUT A BONER
Went out for a cigarette came back with durum
Dropped my bowl didn't break
Got first non-friend fan On facebook page
plays skyrim doesnt get an arrow to the knee
plays skyrim remembers knee armour
Find reddit enhancement suite filter r/circlejerk
Two girls one cup
masturbate dont feel any guilt
TOTALLY JUST FARTED STILL BETTER THAN YOU
destruction level 100
did not read important book www.wikipedia.org
Thought it was a fart Sharded my Database
12 beers no hangover
pulled up to parking meter still 1hour left
become an adventurer no arrow in the knee
applies for new position gets it
didnt put in konami code beat contra using only one life
TOLD A SHITTY LIE HE BELIEVED
Вечеринок больше нету ?па?ибо ?рмош за ?то
Farted in car locked all the doors and windows on my girlfriend
Pooped in autoflushing toilet in airport bathrroom stood up and saw it before it flushed
Registering for ENG 1102 Got into riehl's class
No vowels? use yours
Plays skyrim doesnt take an arrow to the knee
Disregard Purple Aquire loot
u Know nothng before exam? u get an 'a' automatically
squid laUncher oh yeaaahh!
Pre ordered swtor later than everyone else Early access first day
challange completed
she loves me winning
forgets swimming goggles at swimming pools finds 5 bucks in the pool
financial crisis ? too young to care !
complaining about youtbe advertising? Email the creatores asking them to pay for your account
read a 'til' on Reddit of something you already know
Unlocked facebook album jackpot
Mom puts me on back Rolls Over
Been playing skyrim for days knees intact
kissed a girl i dont remember  was hot
Used meme properly Successfully wielded the internets
met crush's boyfriend Clearly threatened by me
tried to make chocolate chip cookies made chocolate chip cake instead
Lost hot girls number facebook synced it to contacts
barcelona laughs at you win the leauge next season as sevilla
INTENSIONALLY LOST TODAY'S LECTURe LECTURER TURNED OUT TO BE SICK
Tell your friends you can't join them for mcdonalds they offer to bring you something
CAN'T WISH FOR MORE WISHES WISH FOR MORE GENIES
Messed my leg up Stay in bed all day
find new mole not cancer
always late for work stiil bangs the boss
Ran out of gas 1/2 mile from the gas station Managed to coast in
Capture flag 1 point streak
Injures wrist
Just played resident evil killed tyrant with the knife
toothpaste almost over Enough for the last brushing
absent for the day only marked for 2 classes
Repost Nobody notıced
Late to class Not as late as simen
got trolled while binding his script still made it
Gary
Add one word to paper moves to next line
Called her a sloot she went with it
GF says it's over resume life as before
Hit other car while parallel parking no damage
aww yeah got my own turtle! awesomeness45 craziness35
took an arrow to the knee still an adventurer
Had unprotected sex she's not pregnant
Had unprotected sex she's not pregnant
Deploying the Goons... Release Dose of dopeness or else...
Wake up hungover one cigarette left
Book I'm Supposed to review has 200 pages Large Font
FORGOT TO DO THE HOMEWORK also the teacher
19 days til christmas!!!!!
Misssed answer to Quiz Question answer obvious from next question
Reece and rachel have quarrel reece was right
'Volunteered' To answer reading question guess correctly
Reached level 81 in Skyrim Achieved No life
On 9gag in Class Teacher thinks i'm taking notes
Wake up an hour too late on an important test test is postponed by three hours
pc with low battery found charger in time
post about pasta get called a troll
post about pasta
post about pasta
Played through dungeon in skyrim Didn't bug up once!
Win 1v1 in SC2 Comm. blocked before I can BM
Ran out of Food No worries
Sell same exhaust twice double profit
Saves Document Computer Crashes next second
needs to do homework 9gag is off the air
alt-tabbed skyrim didn't close
took a dump completely clean
Has steam rating of 0.1 group player of the week
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Girl I like  high-5 'd me Didn't overreact like a complete idiot
Does something Awkward Becomes a meme
Broken Arm Sympathy points
Poor fizzy drink Fizz stops fizzing Perfectly at top
Won't be able to find work after graduation Was a humanities major anyway
Sleeps all night crams schoolwork the next day
Play Assassin`s Creed Whole night GET 90% from test next day
Check in grinder bowlpack left
FSJ is OVER Get SOUL BACK
Opens fridge and finds jelly
Doesn't have any money to give to charity up votes every post and force everyone else to
POOPED ONLY HAD TO WIPE ONCE
Downloaded a pirate version of windows xp x64 Impossible to install any version of internet explorer
Sleep all mornıng TEACHER DIDN'T TAKE ATTENDANCE
pERFECT sPLIT ON DRONES i gO MACRO
Damnit..... that bastard took my cookies
3bets 60% hits top pair every time
GETS AN F AT CHEMISTRY BUT IS MASTER At SKYRIM ALCHEMY
Crave chick-fil-a Not sundaY
went for ozone da won anyway
just found out my favorite food is actually healthy
ate spaghetti didn't get sauce on white shirt
Played through FFVIII Found all the GFs without using a walkthrough
ex shows up on my facebook sidebar wants me back
Hot men possibly gay
Got pants-shittingly drunk didn't lose my 40 bucks
Forgot to take online final Still Passes class
ATE LUNCH AND TIED SHOES WITHOUT WORRYING BOUT PUKE! F*CK YEAH
Kills a chicken no bounty
Chilling in my room at an [6] thinking about food sister asks if I want a bacon sandwich
Kills a chicken no bounty
criss cross apple sauce
Actually took college seriously senior year got asians asking for help
Fail a TEST PARENTS DONT ASK
Take Beer bottles back get more beer
New Roommates off craigslist both smoke as much as i do
get braces only two year treatment
pLAYED sKYRIM fINISHED HOMEWORK
PLays paintball didn't get shot
i cry when im thirsty.. and this hot babe always flashes me
HAVE A GIRLFRIEND HER PARENTS GIVE YOU A SNES
EA Nerfed the 911 Gt3 Rs smartest thing they ever done
make sure lil v is healthy so make baby happily
Watched walking dead made it to bedroom with lights off
Marco reus f&#228;llt mehrere wochen aus
went to bar with x's on hands still got drunk
Go into a dark alley make it to other side not raped
Just had last black and mild Cousin is in town to buy more
assignment due in 5 minutes 24 hour extension
assignment due at midnight 24 hour extension
Headphones break jiggle the wire
first time on omegle  get nothing but girls
Thrice in one night Ready for fourth
Thrice in one night Its only midnight
About to lose the ball game jordan Shows up
Hell yeeah
Just played pokemon CaUGHT all 151 pokemon!
gets caught cheating skills set to 1%
FOUND CARRIER IQ ON MY PHONE MANAGED TO UNINSTALL IT
Uses meme incorrectly no downvote button
V8 Get Fruits
smoke weed don't get the munchies
Os pilotos da tap v&#227;o  fazer greve em dezembro e janeiro Marquei as passagens para a easyjet
Don't understand stats exam i sit next to the asian kid in class
Pours bowl of cereal there's milk in the fridge
Shaved with old razor Didn't get cut
Look up her skirt Don't get caught
Accidentaly hit the tap when showering Temperature stays perfect
licked my elbow made the impossible possible
fell off MOTORCYCLE and right back on
Surf 9GAG for 2 hours on Iphone Battery survived
Mom Died Rich adoption parents
Flipped some flips they had no chance
have unprotected sex her Period came on time
gO TO DO A DUNGEON dPS IS CALL TO ARMS
Get nickelroll'd close tab before music plays
A Christmas Blub goes out rest of the strand is still lit
Worry Paper Proposal sucks professor calls it 'original and provocative'
I'm gonna misuse a meme like a boss
Went to Gym Not Many Bros
made a donation for charity didn't waste time bragging about it
SPAM 80 GROUP INVITES GET NEW SUBS
Ironyx asks reddit to help 3 year old lucas receive the bone marrow transplant he needs the money is raised in a day
Server tries to delete College App Finishes it Anyways
travail de session pas avanc extension d'une semaine
STOLE FROM MOM'S PURSE STILL GOT ALLOWANCE
CASHIER IN A HURRY EXTRA TIMBIT
Just called  myrka Told 'er she's fat
Got the usb plugged in on the first try
didn't touch dinner Still got Dessert
FUNERAL TRIANGLE SANDWICHES
not listening in class get a questionright
Need library books for essay All on Google books
TYPE IN PASSWORD WITHOUT LOOKING LOGGED IN
play pes12 all day get the highest mark in class
TRAILING ONLINE MATCH OPPONENT`S CONNECTION LOST
psych study cancelled got credit anyway
Forget to set alarm Wake up on right time anyways
4chan loading slow found 4chan sub reddit
Said f**k you to mommy  big brother took the blame for teaching me
Fart... They Blame the dog!
tried watching twilight SLEpt THROUGH the whole movie
He stopped posting? Success!
Tripped over my own foot nobody saw
Put over-priced vendor trash on neutral auction house to transfer gold from opposite-faction main  Someone else buys it
Over slept Lecturer on strike
Make out with girl on disco get free haircut on her saloon
THIS IS Q & JIAN GHOMESHI IN GUELPH
he's 3rd Prestige killing him in mw3 is like killing him in real life
Slept through all your morning classes classes were cancelled due to snow
Fell in the shower didn't die
ORDERED FROM AMAZON SHIPPED FROM SAME CITY
Heater broken in small apartment Use gas stove as cheaper
Broke MW3 Disc Turns out it was bf3
Make out with girl on disco get free cut on her saloon
i want to be the very best
Always wanted to post this pic Finally found a reason
Loses by 50 points still makes pac-12 championship
BOUGHT TAMPONS FOR GF NOBODY SAW ME
BACK TO SCHOOL AFTER ILLNESS dON'T HAVE TO DO ANY TESTS
the radio says it&#180;s a traffic jam already got home from work
made a post on 9gag used the right meme
Guess on multiple choice question get it right
Toilet splashes  no pee on legs
didn't buy fume hood became superhero
Blow on N64 cartridge Works on the first try
Washed My ear Buds still work perfectly
some dj played a skrillex tune cold cocked him in the face
Thought project was due monday not due until wednesday
Arrives drunk at home parents not there
Can't get off of Reddit to write paper Writes paper about reddit
play duck hunt  kill the dog when it laughs
got wallet back cash still there
Class canceled  read the email before heading to class
Aseer The best friend ever
Earbuds went through the washer still works
NO TIME TO STUDY FOR EXAM computers allowed
Let go of Steering wheel stay in lane
gO IN FOR HANDSHAKE ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH BOOBS..SHES OK WITH IT
First local tournament came in second
Go to arcade Find tokens in the coin return
Got the last Zelda bundle in store Sold out online
Made totinos pizza didn't stick to oven rack
Never owned any apple gadget fixed colleague's iphone4 in 1 minute with hard reset
HAVE TO DO PRESENTATION FOR WORK FIND OUT ITS TO 400 SCREAMING WOMEN
make a meme about girlfriend SHE LIKES IT
Talked about Leading raids in wow Got supervisor job
Carry the game Get 6 ELo
7 level 85's in wow i got swag
falls down gravity says 'sorry'
Gets high manages sober phone call with gf
Online shopping sold out except for your size
MISSION COMPLETED kENNY Is DOWN!
one seat left next to hot stranger
finds EPIRUS BOW and Bangs Oracle WIN!
PEES WITH 2 Streams BOTH in the aim
DOES NOT STUDY FOR TEST INTUITION DOES ITS JOB
Succesful turned on qlimax at  the first try
WIPES ASS ghost poo
INTERACTION WITH BOSCONIANS THEY KNOW 9GAG
Pass OUT DRUNK EARLY wAKE UP IN TIME TO sEE dREAMHACK
See a new slang figure out what it means without urban dictionary
FIND MISSING WHISPA GOLD 'NUFF SAID
Just farted successfully blamed on dog
Met a girl from the internet wasn't fat
Guessed his power level props recieved
DEDICATE EVERY PHP Process to one user save 75 mb ram
Get in fight with brother brother gets in trOuble
58 new stories on facebook didn't check
no studying for toefl exam  score 630
Arrives 5 minutes before boss Leaves 5 minues after
Thought I finished my toothpaste But still managed to squeeze out more
ms gildea takes my golf ball already wrote initials on it
gets tower dived by tryndamere dodges the next three attacks
im cute
make my niece laugh everyone amazed
i think i farted
STEAL SHIT FROM WALMART PEOPLE LAUGH
WALKING DOWN THE STREET AND you find 1 dollar Straight to McdoNALDs
cut up an onion didn't cry
tas na friendzone ? diz-lhe que vais morrer em breve
Go to girlfriends after an argument Make up sex
WILL BE travelling for another 2 WEEKS COMING BACK TOMORROW
stayed conscious like a bauce!!
doesn't do essay that's due next day  next day is a snow day
APPEAR FOR THE 1ST TIME IN 9GAG 3 YEARS AGO PEOPLE STILL USE ME
when i grow up I'll be a electronic and  telecommunication engineer
know that my alarm is loud wakes up 2 min before the alarm clock rings
Got popular in Elementary I was the first to get a mobile phone
sploodge inside a chick doesnt get pregnant
what did you do last night? showered with 5 girls
sometimes honesty is like   a fist
STUDIED LAST DETAIL JUST BEFORE THE TEST EXACTLY WHAT IS ASKED ON THE EXAM
fart loudly no one notices
Party all night Aced the exam the following morning
fall asleep during exam  ace exam
Fap on the couch while Parents are in the other room NO one notices
Spend 7 weeks Failing stats Understand it the day before midterm
tripped in public none saw
ryan pearson what a guy
start doing push-ups in gym hot girl walks in
Forgot to pack lunch for work It's someone's birthday and they brought cake
Built an entire website did it in a week and a half
Playlist on random
Plays battledawn Fantasy 3 Becomes next billionaire
First snow didn't fall on my ass
9gag on another tab finished research paper on time
Go out with my gf go home with her sister
december lsat destroyed
lost keys found cookie under couch
on runescape after months of not playing within 3 minutes has convo with stranger about trees
Got low in my bio  Got a c in class standing
Changed Nyan cat language to nyan still know what it says
get to the subway its just arrived
you have no idea what i just did
Miauw at cat cat miauws back
Bring my lunchbox or else... I'll shit on your desk
try to prepare presentatıon for tomorrow Lecture cancelled
entered Weezer Cruise giveaway won grand prize
1000th upvote yes!
FOUND THE PERFECT MEME FOR THE STATUS NO NEED TO TYPE COMMENTS
Decide to Come to school an hour late receive message that class is moved an hour later
GUESS EVERYTHING IN A MATH TEST STILL GETS 100
GUESS EVERYTHING IN A TEST still get 100
I CHANGED MY NAME NOT A BIG DEAL
Hang up the phone call 00:59
Goes inside a comfort room full of black man gets out alive
went to the shitter both stalls empty
memed @arnoldworldwide asked for resume
Only the good die young be bad
TOOK A HUGE DUMP IN POTTY TRAINER OLDER SISTER CLEANS IT UP
hippies  not anymore!
Plays Wow inasenly has a hot girlfriend
wake up late for work realize it's saturday
had sex with every ethnicity
exam questions were same as previous years
haven't work anything at all MBK's task canceled
found pretty girl on omegle she didnt skip me
Misses sniper shot and hits explosive barrel MULTi kill
took a shit  didnt need toilet paper
FAce your problems DonT Facebook Your problems
post forever alone pic get 1 comment
breaking dawn part 1 in cinema yesterday already on putlocker today!
I Got E From The Test
Unlock Lock with last lockpick
BITCHES AIN'T SHIT
Two-bite brownie Eats in one
Irvi Kap 10 Kontrata  Te alkoolizuar gjith muajin
Went to liquor store Didn't get carded
puts on jacket hasnt worn in months finds money in pocket
wears jeans that hasn't done for weeks finds money in pocket
if i did it you can do it
MEET HOT THAI GIRL NOT A TRANNY
You lost 10 kilos lose 5 more
Did'nt sleep for 36+hours  Finish the race!
Joke didn't make sense still funny
Gets hit by bus receives free tuition
GET OWNED BY THE REGS no problem
Hear a song for the first time Already knows the lyrics after the second time
forgot to do homework class canceled
get back from work tired GF offers U a BJ
get back from work tired GF OFFERS A BJ
walk in bathroom shower #2 open
SAW THE NEW MERLIN EPISODE SUCESS
new class seating plan placed next to hot girl
Router and modem on ups Continues readIng reddit during power outage
youtubes photoshop and learns it Epic WIN!!!
CIRcled britney she circled me back
MAsturbating Finish .1 seconds before parents walk in
Went to the fridge found kool aid
Turned on TV Goofy Movie was on
answer is c fap anyway
ELIF LOVES ME
realizing there are a lot of romanians on 9gag
see a closing door Slips through it
didn't write my homework my teacher couldn't come to class because she was ill
Have hot mom surrounded by her hot friends
pointed to do exercise on the board borrow somebody else's work
Drunk only quality drinks no hangover
crosses streams saves world
found 50 bucks in some jeans i hadn't worn for a while!
Finish a jar of sugar didnt get diabetes
Doesn't do room Job No demerits
Hacked bro's fb ftw!
Told a STORM TROOPER THESE WEREN'T THE DROIDS HE WAS LOOKING FOR he TOLD ME TO MOVE ALONG
it's friday biscuit time
Have friend with japanese name in facebook she is actually japanese
walks into glass door success
kill spider i am hero
meets coolest chick ever also cooks amazing food
smash spider feel like badass
usually drive home around 2 pm from UH Never mugged
Write 350 lines of perl before saving runs without errors on first attempt
Find primordial dwarves Gonna be Santa
'nuff said
say something to screw someone  Someone get screwed
Parents Hide favorite snacks you find them
Milan luring seagulls again jimi got hit
Forgot the book teacher passed a movie
Last unbitter finger nail opens beer
debate for france against england Nailed it
FRIENDZONE DEFEATED! STILL FOREVER ALONE AND NOW WE BOTH HATE OURSELVES.
Teacher says 4 assignments due typo
SHE TOLD ME TO FIST HER LIKE POW!!!
Boss checks your InternetBrowser sees Facebook
PULLED OVER for GOING 89MPH GET OFF WITH A WARNING
Have a birthday dinner get to the Disco
Acquire Girlfriend She Reddits
I got a brazilian  ad I can put on my reel
A girl told me i had a.d.d and i said you're right if that stands for 'a dinosaur d*ck!'
FINISH PSYCH PAPER 30 MINS BEFORE DUE GET 100
checked in bad code build already broken  nobody noticed
forget iphone headphones in pants pocket take them out of the wash and they still work!
Win by 0.75 Discount Double check!
posted something with wrong spelling 200 likes
sudden power outage computer is hooked up to no break system
starving to death cry
got really interested on friend's article post doesn't share
got all titles ever wanted need new titles
Wants to buy a soda Buys beer
disassembled the notebook no screws remained
didn't answer her calls not angry
Less than an hour to go YUS
ragequit 'accepted'
hot chick with boyfriend on bus seduce
Morning wood didn't spill a single drop
late for school dad drops you by
Just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to gieco!!! Win!!!
Copy all at math test from my colleague feel proud about it
Knows about band girl likes gets mad respect
Boss doesn't show up don't do shit all day
Put libthai fix all the wrapping
Came Late
forgot lunch on way to dukes found haribo in bag
BF3 when the music starts
Almost submit order
went to toilet shit was formed like a letter
Look in the mirror Realise Im James Fleet.
Cute cashier at grocery store didnt blush or stumble over my words
I called a company for talk about btz they already know ıt
Takes a dump no splash!
tried to kobe made a brady
go for karaoke KNOW EVERY SONG
sleeps late wakes up early
crisis averted Like a Boss
bottom head blows before show still play clean
have the munchies buy doritos and get double xp in mw3
read  reform understood everything
Decided was too happy Watched requiem for a dream
Parents go to grossery shop finish masturbating before they come
Tell mom i'Ve washed my hands she bought it!
goes chinatown with gf eat all hot desserts for dinner
Fresh diaper pooped again
i made it out. alive!
driving Wrong way on parking lot No police
Check religion thread full of ignorant bible beaters
Daylight Savings Fall Back Extra 1Hr Sleep
I dropped a floater it flushed first time
bring healthy food nobody steals it
Checking Facebok Girl says you're cute
big project powerpoint!
get bad haircut become the trend
Online REader on Manga Traders? My life is complete!
unprepared for gym teacher's absent
Didn't study for test Best score out of the whole class
Laptop is on for over ten hours not overheated
Type Do a barrel roll in google win
6 diapers lasted 32 days
GIVE COMMUNIST DICTATORSHIPS A CHANCE
Didn't studied for test Teacher dies in car accident
Gf breaks up More time for battlefield 3
have midterm i know nothing about tomorrow blow off studying and play xbox all night
Redeemed free dogtags don't even have BF3
Meets cute banker makes a depsoit
Blackout while downloading kpop video Battery is still in laptop
has mono still gets laid
can say it then do it
Open the bathroom door without knocking first no one inside
failed badly in given test finds out it was just a mock test
talks teacher into accepting late homework
created meme compliment recieved
asks for help studying  friend ends up doing the whole thing for you
Talk to friend in class while friend just nods Friend gets detention
Not studying for an exam one of best grades in class
Watched Paranormal Activity... DIDNT CLOSE MY EYES
Grandmother sends money in a card she just bought me weed
Ima feel powerful this haloween dresses up as Donald Trump
entire state loses POWER just Got home with the beer
Go to winners  find jibberish
solved a riddle made 50 dollars
Achievement unlocked 10 points
Screwed up first costume Nails  backup
Pregnancy TEST: NEGATIVE DODGED ANOTHER BULLET
Potty trained success
DID YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT
Shia LaBeouf plus Megan Fox Hottest. Baby. EVAR!
Made Coffee  SUCCESS
ex still likes you hook up with your best friend
Power goes out COME BACK IN 14 HOURS Mic is still streaming
Pumping Gas let go when price ends in '.00'
got home breakfast for dinner
Open new bag of potato chips stop after 4
failed the Maths Passed the english
MISSED CLASS TEACHER ABSENT
Tell cute girl that cuddling for survival is scientifically proven neuroscientist friend confirms
Threw paper ball into bin from a moving escalator
THink you'll take me tities  Hey?
Smoldering egg of millagozor drops roll 100
Called XM for reduced price Got 3 months free
Have an amazing idea for a tweet less then 140 words
favorite tv show is about to start turn on tv right at the beginning of the opening
Last person on the platform subway door opens right in front of me
afk from g+ for a month missed nothing
lose a game of starcraft get promoted anyway
DIVINE INTERVENTOR EVOLVED INTO EEVEECANNON
Make parents laugh challenge accepted
hear internet meme in class prof totally directed it at me
FIGHT wıth sıblıng parents praıse you
Sharted underwear stayed clean
talking to someone while in class He IS BEING yelled at
I am high
Spends 32 hours building website Works
wORKING ON NO SLEEP AFTER PARTYING ALL NIGHT rEMEMBERS HE HAS Adderall
Doesn't run workouts Prs.
Foul Bachelor Frog told me never trust a fart Date a success!
Played the beta PRE-ORDERED
MO 1 CNS 0
I Just SHAT MY PANTS!
oprah YES!!!
Mile today its raining
overslept snow day
STUDIED FOR MATH TEST 100%!
Give Teammates advice in game They listen
wipe butt don't run out of toilet paper
picked my sock up off the floor with my toes
POSTED INTERESTING FACEBOOK COMMENT 5 LIKES!
get a brand new game change all default binds
8 dollars to last till Nov 5th? negative 44 dollar KU bill
race a honda in a prius and win
goes to kfc licks fingers
woke up thinking it was sunday 3 day weekend
go to friends house and give an upper decker stay for reaction
JAGEx Bans 98% of bots on rs was in the 2%
wrote a comment  comment got more likes than original post
Got Latte Macchiato paid for coffee
no bathroom? used neighbour's
Cracked a joke Everyone laughs
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED MAKE A NON IE8 VALID WEB PAGE
Got a new roommate Found out he's batman
No Clare Emails Inbox Saved
Girlfriend calls 'hey I got it'
CODE STRAIGHT TO PRODUCTION WORKS FIRST TRY
Be picture of a kid eating a fistful of sand Become success meme
Spend whole sunday Beat 100-man melee!!!
Tried to beat chad chad never loses
Idiot teacher? Still made it balance
Deploy done Huge success
Continuously wiped on grug Nerfed the next reset
Gets into Car Crash Girl that hits you is really hot
post something on facebook
She took it to the balls Yes mate
won first prize reward: bazooka
climbed the chair AwwYeah! candy!!!1!!1
Lost Shitty Roommate Gained Two awesome ones
took her out on a first date got in her pants
Q3 deadline today got an extension
MAKE MEME BEST EVER
Trying to become a meme Success in it
Cleaning up from last night's party Friends left beer
hardly work at awesome job still get paid buttload of moniez
Blogger write comment on my blog write no comment on his blog
Fires up PS3 No Updates
HAS A HOT DAY WITH NANNY ACHIEVES SUCCESS
Use my C# / XAML Skills on Windows 8 Nailed it
off for the weekend success!
Thought i had to study a lot know this shit; go party instead
Dead island movie? win!
Drunk last night No hangover
object permanence pwns at peek-a-boo
pretend to do some work have a great shit!
Midterm? Bring it on
Edited birthdate info on facebook Gets birthday wishes twice this year
BF PREGNANT NVM I GOT LAID
Check IMGUR and reddit at the same time Find the funny things faster
Can deadlift the weight that he uses for  barbell curls directly from the floor
Teacher tries to call on me? I call on teacher.
Don't study for chem exam get done in fifteen minutes
Make coffee don't use creamer
plays project reality for first time gets 1st place
no exam permit EXAM GOT MOVED!
SPend last few bucks on Ticket Band Member shouts you
8 YEARS LATER BUT FINALLY DONE!!!
Drove by a trooper going 90 in a 55 didn't get pulled over
Friends catch me updating via dsi continues updating
Bring all Gerber To ME!
Called on while not paying attention in class saved by random fire drill
you can do it if you put your head into it
met grass phone fixed
Txt me when your water breaks
Complete sonic survey free route 44
You passed your exam! Drinks are on you!
Backstabbed Not Noticed
chug large jamocha shake   no milkshake headache
girlfriend breaks up with me wins the lottery 2 minutes later
Projected for 11 fantasy Points Doesn't get any points
Heal heavy get a sandwich
And I just want a million dollars!  Did i say that out loud?
got shanked survived
get 100 notes in a tumblr post feel like god!
It's OVA 9000!
too lazy to go to the canteen stumble upon the canadians and get invited to thanksgiving dinner!
lost everything in a house fire saved 15% by switching to geico
you have been promoted: 5th grader!!!!!!
SCHEDULED A RELEASE MADE THE DEADLINE
Turn 25 can rent a car
ima kicking yo ass yo know
Booyah Call tha police
uses mario wins teeqo contest
Erick Vargas bounce house bouncer
I Believe someone promised me some COOKIES!
Go home with twins have dinner for two
voted for shona right choice
too drunk to move good friends take me home
Went to sleep not doin it woke up doin it
santa says what do i want for xmas? Big ass titties
have good talk time get promotion
I shit success. Change me!
first! success!
No scope get off me
opened fcp project no media to reconnect
I just shit in your chili
Sends gift off now time to get
Craig ate something didnt get it down his shirt
Hehe. RedDit.
Poops
I don't Usually Discuss Paradoxes But When I do
i don't always use internet explorer... but when i do
I do it right. I don't always time-travel
i dont always make a meme but when i do i immediately press the up arrow
I dont always get blowjobs but when i do she  comes first
I dont always fart in public but when i do i lean like this
I don't always generate a meme but when I do
I don't always generate a meme but when I do
I don't always launch windows media center but when I do it's by accident
i don't always make a meme at meme generator  but when i do i tell someone to click the up arrow
i don't always help out uganda but when i do
I Don't Always Use Incomplete sentences  but when i do.
i don't always sit like this but when i do i make sure someone's taking a photo
I DON'T ALWAYS USE INTERNET EXPLORER BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always use phone sex lines But when I do
i dont usually drink beer
I don't always lose my phone but when i do
I don't always use fury swipes but when i do it hits five time(s)
i don't always contradict myself but when i do
i don't always have a bro but when i do
i don't always do homework but when i do
i dont always drink milk but when i do
I don't always open internet explorer but when I do
I  dont always make a good meme this is a perfect example
I don't always pay attention to typos that other people make in chat but when I do
i don`t always use INTERNET EXPLORER   but when i do i`m downloading another browser
I don't always rewind a youtube video but when I do
i dont always have alzheimer's i dont always have alzheimer's
i don't always run out of toilet paper but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TEST MY CODE BUT WHEN i DO I DO IT IN PRODUCTION
I don't always go to Mordor But when I do
I DONT ALWALS FINISH SENTENCES -
but when i do you can see my perfect hair
i don't always use bing but when i do
I don't always die in skyrim but when i do i haven't saved in 3 hours
I DON'T ALWAYS POST ON MEMEGENERATOR BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always use the wrong meme Challenge accepted
i don't always call 911 but when i do
I DON't ALWAYS LAUGH AT MEMES BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always talk to ohio state graduates but when i do
i dont always make millions off of scams but when i do
i dont always fap but when i do you can't see my left hand
i don't usually fart but when i do
I dont always finish my sentences But when i do
i don't always get drunk but when i do
I dont always tell my gIrlfriend I love her But when I do
i dont always scratch my balls... but when i do i smell my hands.
i don't always cry but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO ARTS STUDENTS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always care about Uganda But when I do
I don't always use bing but when i do
i don't always shake hands BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always use yahoo but when i do
I don't always get up with time to spare BUt when I do
i dont always have ALZHEIMERs  I DONT ALWAYS HAVE ALZHEIMERS
i don't always go to the window but when i do
I don't always masturbate in the shower. but when i do
I DO IT RIGHT I DON'T ALWAYS TIME TRAVEL BUT WHEN I DO...
I don't always fart at my desk but when i do
i don't always drink milk
i don't always get beaten by the power rangers but when i do
I don't always carry a binder but when I do
i don't always finish my sentences                                          .
but when i do
I don't always take the road less traveled But when i do
I don't always use meme generator but when i do
I don't always masturbate but when i do
i don't always mıx jokes but when ı do there ıs a 140% chance ı get an arrow ın the knee
I don't always speak French But when I do
I don't always update my facebook status but when i do
i don't always jingle
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT AT T.G.I. FRIDAYS.. BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always use the bathroom at school but when i do i have diarrhea
I DON'T USUALLY get an erection at BURGER king BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always admit to being wrong but when i do
I don't usually have sex with a prostitute but when i do they pay me
I don't always use     Horses and Bayonets
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE ALZHEIMERS  I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE ALZHEIMERS
I don't always wear sunglasses at night but when I do I'm on drugs
i dont always bring crayons to school  but when it do
I Don't Always watch MTV... But when I do
I don't always google things up but when i do
I don't always finish my memes    .                .                  .
I dOn't always listen to nickleback In fact
I don't always drive but when i do i drink dos equis
I don't always get called a racist but when i do
I don't always Visit facebook But When I Do
I dont Usually cry over spilt milk but this time it was chocolate
I Don't ALways fill in the bottom of a meme                                                             _
I Don't always see dead people on tv
i don't always put too many words on my memes but when i do
Im not always sexy but when i am
I dont usually turn up the volume on my pokemon game but when I do
i don't always jerk off but when i do
I don't always sit down to pee but when i do it's because I don't trust the fart that's on deck
I Don't Always Think about you But When I DO
I don't always go to costco but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT OMELETES BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always make memes but when i do the not turn  out words good
I don't always ping to my team where to go But when i do
i don't always masturbate in public but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LOOK THINGS UP ON GOOGLE BUT WHEN I DO   I END UP reading about it ON WIKIPEDIA
I DONT always speak in paradoxes  but when i do    i dont
one does not simply use the wrong meme
i don't always eat at taco bell but when i do
I don't always rock the rhyme
i dont always sit like this but when i do im trying to fart quietly.
i don't always shit in a public toilet but when i do
I don't always DownVote But When I do
I don't always launch Internet explorer but when i do it's by acident
I Don't always wish people a happy birthday but when I do
i dont always go to museums but when i do I touch the art
i don't always swear in my facebook statuses but when i do
I don't always get a boner in class But when I do
I don't always procrastinate but when i do
I dont always have sex wait
i dont always crash my cruise ship but when I do i trip and fall into the lifeboat and hide
I don't always get headaches But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS LOOK THIS GOOD BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always flush but when i do it's royal
I don't always make sense But when i do
I don't always make memes But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PANIC BUT WHEN I DO IT'S AT THE DISCO
But when i do
i dont always talk to people with swag but when i do
I don't always give women orgasms But when I do
I dont always text back but when i do
I don't always shit bricks BUT WHEN I DO I SHIT A HOUSE
I DONT ALWAYS TAKE ARROWS BUT WHEN I DO I TAKE THEM TO THE KNEE
i dont always shoot heroin but when i do
I dont always test my code But when i do
I don't always dump adele but when i do
I don't always read the bible but when i do
I don't always drink milk
I don't always flush public toilets... But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS LOOK FOR DRAMA BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always create memes but when i do
I DOn't always drive over the speed limit but when I do
I don't always listen to korean music but when i do
I don't ALWAYS GO TO THE GYM BUT WHEN I dO IT'S THE FIRST THREE WEEKS OF JANUARY
I don't always cry after sex But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE POPULAR MEMES BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always go out to parties but when i do i immediately wish i was at home on the internet
I dont always look at memes but when i do i waste my entire night and make memes like this
I don't always use the top line
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always have sweat drip down my balls  but when i do
My Milkshake doesn't always bring the boys to the yard but when it does
I Don't always believe in jesus But when i do
i dont always wreck under caution but when i do i demolish a jet dryer and set the track on fire
I DON'T ALWAYS CHANGE THE VOLUME BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always catch pokemon but when I do
i don't always contradict myself but when i do
I don't alway draw circles
I don't always get mad about girls coming to the house But when i do
i dont always do my home work but when i do i make sure my teacher sees it the next day
I don't always Write with a pen But when I do I make a shItloAd oF mIstakes
But when i do
i don't always upvote my memes but when i do
I don't always get blowjobs in public but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SAY UMAD But when i do it's because i'm mad and have no counter argument because i'm 12
i don't always lose my phone... but when i do
I dont always study but when i do the test is moved to monday
I don't always KILL KENNY BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always sleep with men but when i do
I dont always have sex but when i do its with your girlfriend
I don't always remember my friends' birthdays but when I do
i dont always click on ads saying i won free ipod but when i do i win an ipod
I don't always text But when I do
I dont always take acid But when i do
i dont always watch star wars in order  but when i do 
i dont always see but when i do
i dont always visit memegenerator but when i do
I don't always take quests but when I do
I don't always eat horse but when i do
i dont always scratch my bare balls but when i do i smell my fingers
i don't always download songs i liked but when i do
I don't always drive drunk in the desert But when I do
i don't always have dementia but when i Hraaack araagh arf arf arf
I don't always get called a racist but when I do
i don't always use    bottom text
i dont always procrastinate but when i do i waste all day browsing reddit and accomplish nothing
I don't always read to my 2 year old but when i do
i don't always get lost but when i do i'm using ios 6 maps
I don't always use Bing But when I do
I don't always get sick But when i do it's on school days
I don't always masturbate but when I do
I don't always recycle but when I do
i DON'T ALWAYS KNOW WHEN MY WIFE WILL START HER PERIOD bUT WHEN i DO
I DON'T ALways shoot people but when i do I make sure i do it in florida
i don't always push the cross walk button But when i do
but when i do
i don't always post original content but when i do it gets lost in a sea of memes
but when i do... I DON'T ALWAYS TIME TRAVEL
I DON'T ALWAYS SAY I DON'T ALWAYS BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always finish my jokes but when i do
i normally don't question myself but when i do
I don't USUALLY talk to kansas grads But when I do i ask for large fries
I don't always crave chick-fil-a
I don't always drink beer but when i do i unmercifully beat my wife and kids
I dont always have good meme ideas but when i do they are typically too long to fit comfortably into the designated space
I don't usually masturbate but when i do
I don't always say 'I'm proud to be white' but when I do
I dont always wash my hands after i use the restroom But when i do it's because my finger went through the toiletpaper
I don't always read memes on memegenerator.com but when I do
I dont  always type a letter in my password incorrectly  But when I do I must delete the entire thing and start over
I don't always create A paradox But when I do
i don't always do my HOMEWORK  but when i do
i dont always eat bath salts but when i do
i don't always tell children about the birds and the bees but when i do
I don't always get married But when I DO
I don't always sing in my car but when i do
I don't always think about you but when i do
i don't always get morning wood But when I do
but when i do theres no top
i dont usually insult a persons culture by accident but when i do
i don't always pose for pictures but when i do
i dont always fart but when i do it sounds like a bad dubstep song
i don't always study but when i do
I don't always take an arrow to the knee but when I do
i don't always go clubbing but when i do
i don't always search for a particular movie on netflix but when i do they never have it
my milkshake doesn't always bring the boys to the yard...  but when it does
I don't always go to Mordor but when i do
i dont always post about kony but when i do
I don't always change my profile pic but when i do
I don't always try to write a clever meme but when i do
but when i do
I Don't always listen to conway twitty but when i do i'm watching family guy
i don't always watch nascar but when i do
I don't always mispell masturbation but when i do
but when i do i get them backwards i dont usually make memes
I don't always simply walk but when i do
I Don't Always Play Call Of Duty with my girlfriend But when I do i make sure she recieves my care package
I don't always do the shopping But When I do I carry the bags in one hand. No matter how many!
I don't always drink sprite but when i do it's because the free water cups are clear
he gets upvotes on meme generator without even asking
i  don't always excercise but when i do
i don't always wear a watch But when I do
I don't type without looking but when i si ut akeus kiiks yrtivle
i don't always masturbate who am i kidding that's all i do
But when I do
i don't always miss field goals but when i do i miss them horrendously in the 4th quarter
I DONT ALWAYS WASTE PEOPLE'S TIME BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always use internet explorer but when i do
I don't always make memes BUT WHEN I DO
if you're telekinetic and you know it clap my hands
I don't always have unprotected sex  but when i do it's with your mom
I don't always shave
I DONT ALWAYS CLICK ON WIN A FREE IPOD bUT WHEN I DO I GET A VIRUS
i dont always work in groups but when i do i dont do anything
i don't always lean this way but when i do. It's because this mexican beer is making me fart.
I don't always have Microwavable food But when I do I need to take the box out of the trash to re-read the instructions
I don't always criticize Obama But when I do I'm called a racist
I don't always wave to other motorists but when i do
i don't always drink milk but when i do...i prefer dos titis
Once won a poker game with a 4 of spades
i dont't always fix games but when i do
I don't always watch Fox News But WHen I do it's on Comedy Central
i dont always use a buttplug but when I do
I normally don't wear pants but when I do... I prefer dos khakis
i don't always finish my sentences but when i do.....
I don't allways come up with awesome ideas for memes but when i do i forget them instantly
I do not always take a shower but when i do
i don't always lose my phone but when i do
i don't always have nerf wars but when i do bitches get stiches
I DON'T ALWAYS FART BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always eat out but when i do
I don't always Derive x^2 But When I do
I don't usually catch pokemon but when i do
I don't always downvote 1st place memes but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS LEARN BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always get a phone call from my kids but when i do
I dont always finish my memes but when i do
I don't always have sex but when I do... it's with your mother. happy birthday
I'm not always random but when i am
I don't always masturbate to pictures of men  But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS PEE WITH A BONER BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always reply to your fb post but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SHIT IN THE WOODS BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE PEOPLE KNOW
I don't always write with brevity But When I do
I don't always give up on a slow loading page but when I do
i don't always crave mcdonald's breakfast
i don't always see it but when i do
i don't always play grand theft auto  but when i do
I don't always speak to art majors but when i do i give them my coffee order
he once ordered a big mac from burger king  he got one
I don't always keep people in anticipation But when i do
I don't always get an american when I call Tech support But when I do
I dont always drink... but when i do
I don't always make omelets But When I do i prefer dos eggies
I don't always win an argument with a woman. But when I do
I dont always call lebron  but when i do he doesnt answer cuz he has no ring
I Don't Always Smoke Weed..... But when i do
i dont always go the pokemon center but when i do i pres the a button too much and have to talk to nurse joy again
i dont always eat out  but when i do its because your moms over
i don't always drink beer but when i do i beat my wife
My school Doesn't always do random drug dog searches but when it does
I don't always buy games but when i do
i don't always fart in my office but when i do
i DONT ALWAYS CAMP BUT WHEN I DO NO ONE COMES NEAR ME.
I DON'T ALWAYS MASTURBATE BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always wear a condom but when i do
I don't always preTEnd to have religion
i dont always beat my wife but when i do i use a sock full of oranges
I don't always downshift but when i do
Am i the only one around here who doesn't use memes right?
I don't always walk into mordor but when i do
Playstation doesn't always do maintenance but   when they do They extend it by 2 days
I don't always get down to business but when I do
my facebook status aren't always about you but when they aren't
i don't always go to mordor but when i do i simply walk in
I don't always see but when i do
i don't always get up early but when i do it's because i have to take a shit
I dont always type 150 words per minute But when i do
I don't always translate memes into my own language But when i do
i dont always lose bets but when i do
I never get a pop up But when i get one
I don't always pick my nose but when i do
I don't always troll but when I do the game
I dont always skip school But when I do
I don't always run out of money but when i do
i dont always hire landscapers but when i do they are usually mexican
I don't always eat at denny's but when i do
I don't always drink beer sometimes i drink water
I don't always study for finals but when i do
I don't always do 'lsd' but when i do
i don't make memes while logged into my account but when i do they always get less up votes than when i'm logged out
I don't always have a punchline
I don't ALWAYS TEXT LOL BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always not always but when i dont i do.
i dont always fart but when i do i lean like this
i don't always get upvotes but when i do
i don't always stop  mid-sentence but when i do
I don't always say 'I don't always' but when I do
i'm not always senile but i'm not always senile
I don't always hang christmas lights but when i do
i don't always win
i dont always shit my pants but when i do
I don't always create memes that criticize obama but when I do
i don't always watch women's beach volleyball but when i do
I don't always get a facebook notification but when i do
i dont always make memes but when i do
I don't always try to go to bed early but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS HELP OUT UGANDA BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always vote but when i do
i rarely sleep on a waterbed but when i do
It was me who let the dogs out
I don't always drink but when i do
I don't always pee in the dark But when i do
i dont always play pokemon
i dont always weigh myslef  but when i do its before and after a massive dump
I Don'T ALWAYS SELL MY SISTER FOR AN ARMY OF HORSELORDS BUT WHEN I DO
I DON&#180;T ALWAYS BROWSE THROUGH THE 'NEW IMAGES' SECTION at memegenerator BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always start sentences with 'i don't always' but I never don't
I don't always talk to anthropology majors but when i do
i don't usually say 'yolo' but when i do it's in front of somebody who believes in reincarnation
i don't always take out the recycling but when i do i seem like a raging alcoholic
i dont always get a taxi home but when i do
I don't always do my homework But when i do
I don't always get down but when i do its always on friday
I don't always combine my mcChicken with my mcdouble but when i do i call it mcgangbang
I don't always make milkshakes but when i do
I don't always make milkshakes But When I do
i don't always think philosophically but when i do therefore i am.
I don't always dominion but when i do
I don't always use violence.. But when I do nobody knows it was me
I dont always feel genetically superior but i do when i shop at walmart
I don't always move
i don't always support causes but when i do
I don't always call mia but when i do the enemy in my lane reappears as soon as I press 'enter'
I don't usually study for finals
i dont always leave my facebook oopen but when i do i become gay
I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE YOUR PICTURES ON INSTAGRAM BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always get friend requests on facebook but when i do it's by somebody named เจ็บบ่อยๆ
I don't always see a typo But when i do
I don't allways fart but when i do
i don't always make an effort but when i do
I don't always talk to game design majors but when i do
I don't always test my code but when I do
i don't always understand how these memes work
i don't always have Dj&#224; vu I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE D&#201;J&#192; VU
i dont always play skrym but when i do
I don't always watch random kitten videos on youtube but when I do I watch 234821﻿ of them and waste at least 3 hours of my time.
i don't always tell people paradoxes but when i do i do it all the time
I don't always have free time But when I do
i don't always listen to you but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TELL HER WHO I'M ON THE PHONE WITH BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always watch youtube videos but when I do
I don't always wave my hands in the air but when I do
i dont always high 5 but when i do
I don't always have kids but when i do they become success kid
I dont always go to newest on memegenerator but when i do i want to claw my eyes out
I don't always drink leche But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS DRINK AND DRIVE But when I do
I don't always eat Taco bell but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH 30 MIN. VIDEOS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't alwaYS TALK TO MY CRUSH bUT WHEN i DO
i dont always post on facebook but when i do its a meme
I don't always need a laxative but when I do
I don't always drink but when i do i end up under furniture
I dont always post on facebook but when i do i make people feel worse about  their life
I dont usually lose stuff but when i do
i don't always drink pepsi but when i do
I don't always play online games but when i do i'm usually getting yelled at by 10-year olds
I don't always write a love story But when I do
i don't always create a meme... but when i do
I don't always sit like this  but when i do i'm farting
I dont always brush my tongue  but when i do
i dont always use exodia but when i do
I DON'T Always look like someone but when I do
I don't always speak english but when I do
I don't always eat vegetarian food but when I do
i don't always give a shit about snooki but when I do
I don't always follow people But when I do
I dont always use the wrong meme but when i do
i dont always take a shit  but when i do i clog the toilet
i don't always sit in front of the computer but when i do
I don't always listen to rap but when i do i turn that shit off
I don't always send emails To the entire Company When I have a Thought... Oh
I DON&#180;T ALWAYS CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES bUT WHEN I DO
I don't always go to Mordor... ...but when I do
I don't always play pandemic But when I do
I DON'T USUALLY CLICK 'LIKE' IN MY OWN STATUS
i do it right. i don't always go in for time travel
I don't always hate on skinny girls But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS READ MEMES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always use original material But when I do
i don't always get it up but when i do
I don't always comment on a hot girls facebook status  But when I do
I don't always hate women BUT WHEN I DO THEY'RE FEMINISTS
But when i do it's always embarassing i don't always mix up bottom text and top text
I don't always smoke 2 joints But when I do
I don't always fail my math test  but when i do i have 0 points
I don't always order a mcflurry but when i do
I don't often watch american news but when i do wonder where they find those people
I dont always get proven wrong But when i do
I'm not always an expert on obscure winter sports But this week i am.
I don't always have money
I Dont always study but when i do
i don't usually travel to the sun but when i do i remember to go at night
i don't always procrastinate but when i do i make memes
i don't always finish my memes but when i do
im not always funny but when i am
i dont always flip people off but when i do
I don't usually vote in congress
I don't always drink root beer... ...but when i do
i dont always use the urinals but when i do
i don't always do anything for love but when i do
i'm not always interesting but when i am
I don't always watch p*rn just kidding i always do
I don't always have lady friends but when i do
I don't always walk slowly in the halls but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS FINISH MEME'S BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always divide but when i do its by zero
I don't always try to study But when I do
i don't always know where i am but when i do
I dont always read wikipedia But when i do
I don't always order a Bloody Mary But when I do there's a string in the glass
I Don't alwAys post on your Wall But When I do
I don't always get an erection that lasts 4 hours but when I do
I don't always kick a man in the balls but when I do
I don't always dream but when I do
I don't always travel to the sun but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS CARRY A GUN... JUST KIDDING.
i don't always say i had sex but when i do i'm lying
I don't always give women orgasms but when i do they usually spit them out
I DON'T ALWAYS REPOST SOMEBODY ELSE'S MEME BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always procrastinate But when I do
I dont always rememBEr homeworK But when i Do
i don't always play diablo 2 but when i do i'm in hell
I dont always fart in the hall but when i do
I don't always drink
I don't comment on facebook posts but when i do
I don't always cook But when I do it's for your mom the morning after
i dont always murder celebrities but when i do their popularity goes through the roof
I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE ARROWS TO THE KNEE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always play Wii bowling But when I do
I don't always trust Lebron but when i do
I don't always discuss my beer preferrences but when I do I become a national celebrity
I don't always make mistakes But when I Do I own it
He is the most famous man in the world... But no one knows his name.
I don't always create potentially popular memes but when I do
I dont always watch porn in the family room but when I do
Liberals don't always think I'm a racist but when they do
I DON'T ALWAYS BUY SWEETS  BUT WHEN I DO I EAT THEM ALL AT ONCE
I don't always pop tags but when I do
I don't always have time to study but when I do
I DON't ALWAYS MOVE BUT WHEN I DO
i dont often make mistakes but when i do
I dON'T ALWATS MAKE MEME'S bUT WHEN i DO
I don't always make bad calls but when i do
i dont always do memes but when i do i change templates
I don't always make MEMes
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MEMES BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS POST SOMETHING ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN  I DO I MAKE SURE THERE ARE NO GRAMMAR MISTAKES
I don't always drink alcohol But when i do
I don't usually eat potato chips But when I do
I don't always get a milkshake but when i do it brings all the boys to the yard
I don't always pull out when having sex But when i do
I don't always talk to the girl I like but when I do
I dont always drink milk  butwhen i do i prefer dos boobies
i don't always read a newspaper but when i do its because internet is on strike
I DON'T ALWAYS TROLL BUT WHEN I DO... i waste ur time.
I don't always speak mandarin but when i do
I Don't always thumb up a meme but when i do
I don't always leave my sweater at your mom's house... ...but when I do i expect it back
meme y u no have right background?
I Don't Always Believe Everything I See On TV BUT WHEN I DO IT's The History Channel
I  don't always make mistakes But when I do
I don't always play FIFA13 But when I do I play on beginner
I don't always write great code But when I do
I don't always use PowerPoint but when i do i add animations
IN THE USA THEY NEED TO KILL THEIR UNELECTED COMMUNIST AXIS PRESIDENT IN CYPRUS THEY NEED CASH AND CHECKS TO GO WITH THEIR FREE PENS!!
I don't always fart but when i do
OBAMA AND THE OBAMA SLEEPER CELL OPERATING IN WASHINGTON AND THROUGHOUT AMERICA WANTS TO DISARM
I don't always drink people water But when I do
I don't always wake up early but when I do I just go back to sleEp
I don't always break hockey sticks but when i do
I Don't always use foul language but when i do i'm playing Call of Duty
I don't always win my lane but when I do
I don't always talk to people who use the words 'swag' or 'yolo'... But when i do
I don't always play doctor   when running for congress but when I do
i don't usually finish my sentence                                                                                                                                                                            .
i don't always have time for breakfast  but when i do i skip it
I don't always finish a sentence
I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR SWEATPANTS BUT WHEN I DO THE WHOLE WORLD TRY'S TO GIVE ME A BONER.
I don't always catch pokemon but when i do
I dont always listen to metal ok yes i do
i don't always go on my parents computer
i dont always drink beer but when i do
i don't always repeat myself but when i do
I Dont usually breakup
I dont always eat bacon... wait
I don't always eat breakfast BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always forget people's names but when i do i'll call you 'excuse me'
I'm not always interesting But when i am
I dont always keep an idiot busy(see bottom) But when I do( See TOP)
I dont always listen to bohemian rhapsody but when i do
I don't always listen But when I do
I don't always walk into mordor but wen i do
I don't always wear a condom
I don't always watch vampire movies but when i do they don't glitter or sparkle
i don't always finish my memes
i dont always give out candy but when i do
I don't always upvote on memegenerator but when I do
i dont always read shampoo bottle labels but when i do
I don't always poop at work but when I do
I don't always confess my love for someone but when i do
I don't always moderate threads but when I do I bane people
I don't always whip it But when I do
I don't always waste the top line  but when I do
i dont always drink milk  but when i do
i dont always forget peoples names but when i do
i don't always argue but when i do
I don't always eat vegies But when i do
I'm not always awake at 7 am but when I am
I don't always restart my madden games but when I do
I don't always drink beer but when I do
I don't always protest but when i do its over facebook
I don't always accept random friend requests but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS BROWSE MEMEGENERATOR BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always say 'i don't always' and 'but when I do' But when I do
I don't always get computer viruses but when I do
I don't always take an arrow to the knee but when I do
i don't always wax my butthole but when i do
I don't always go overboard on jokes but when i do
I don't always preorder but when i do
I don't always jerk off But when i do i pay a midget to choke me
i don't always play mmos but when i do
i dont always drink pepsi but when i do
i don't always make racist jokes but when i do i check for any minorities
I don't always lose my train of thought but when i do...
i dont always party
I Don't Always down vote comments but when i do it's always some douchebag troll
I don't always delete facebook friends
BUT WHEN I DO I DO IT WRONG I DONT ALWAYS MAKE MEMES
I don't always prepare a healthy meal of greens and vegetables but when I do
i don't always rage all over everything
I don't always drink Bud Light But when I do it's because someone left it in my cooler and I'm out of good beer.
It's not always my birthday But when it is
I don't always talk to former state farm agents but when i do
I don't always get sick but when i do it's cancer
one does not simply use the wrong meme
i dont always quit smokin' weed.. But when i do
I don't always think of clever memes but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY BATMAN BUT WHEN I DO 
i don't always post on memegenerator  but when i do i get top likes
I don't normally screencap posts to use for blackmail but when I do
i don't always post political stuff on my facebook wall
I don't always say 'what'.  But when I do
I dont always have pretty little white girls run into my arms but when they do i know they got problems
i dont always give up on life but when i do
I don't always search on google
i don't always drink water
I don't always listen to    amon Amarth But when I do
i dont always give to charity but when i do a small african child questions my motives.
I dont always have sex but when i do
i don't always fart while drinking but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY MINECRAFT YES I DO
I usually don't care about politics
i don't always get into bed BUt when i do
I don't always use a toilet seat cover   but when i do
i don't always make a meme but when i do i can finally login and not get that annoying 'y u no' meme
i don't always snort bath salts
I DON'T ALWAYS FINSH AN ANIME OF 26 EPISODES BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always make memes but when i do i can never think of a good one
I dont always walk in dark caves But when i do
i don't always procrastinate by doing memes oh wait yes i do
I don't always drink But when i do you're sure as shit not invited
i dont always frustrate my colleagues but when i do
I don't always fart around hot girls but when i do
I don't always vote republican but when I do
i don't always watch children kill each other but when i do
I Don't always stay up super late
I DON'T ALWAYS USE INCOMPLETE SENTENCES but when i do.
I don't always root for the giants but when i do
i don't always put upper text but when i do
I don't always vote but when i do
I don't always drink DOS EQUIS BUT WHEN i DO
i don't always fornicate in my apartment but when I do
I dON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always make poor life choices but when i do
I don't always lag
i dont always make racist jokes but when i do i get beaten up by minoreties
I dont always steal peoples ideas But when i do i create facebook
I don't always get angry but when I do
I don't always mastUrbate But when i dO
I dont often cry but when i do
I don't always paint but when i do its with all the colours of the wind
I don’t always find your facebook posts compelling But when I do
I dont always use whatsapp well actually i never do
i don't always fart with my friends but when i do
I don't always scream Bullshit at the TV for 2 hours but when I do its when state of the union is on
I don't always feel like gouging my eyes out with a dull knife But when I do
I don't always go to best buy
I Dont always like someone But when I do theyre already in a relationship.
I don't always end with a conjunction but...
I don't always try to fart quiet But when i do
I don't always drink beer Ha ha
I don't always have a friend pissed at me... but when i do it was totally worth it
I don't always decide to go to bed early but when i do
i don't always insult chuck norris but when i do i'm killing a dragon with god while having sex with a flying unicorn
I dont always delete my memes cuz i dont know how
I dont always test my code but when I do
I don't always read memes on meme generator but when i do
I don't always hold the door open for the ladies But when I do they never get in the van.
i dont always lose at BO2 But when i do. its clearly the games fault
I don't always stare at boobs wait
I don't always go skydiving but when i do
I don't always forget but when I do WAit what was I talking about
i DON'T ALWAYS HEAR MY FAVORITE SONG ON THE RADIO BUT WHEN I DO IT'S OVER
I don't always whip it But when I do
I don't always dance to gangnam style  but when i do
i don't alwaYS LISTEN TO RAP MUSIC IN MY CAR
I don't always meet people with gluten allergies But when i do
I DON't ALWAYS TROLL FORUMS... BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always use public toilets but when I do - I shit in the sink
I Dont always Call Lebron But WHEN I DO HE DOSENT ANSWER BECAUSE HE HAS NO RING
I don’t always try again later but when i do i get error 37
I don't always divide by zero but when I do
I don't always make toy dolls kiss But when i do
I don't always eat Chinese food But when I do
I dont always study but when i do
Danny Briere doesn't always score in OT But when he does he scores twice
I Don't always ask people for their opinions but when I do
I don't always put ideas together but when I do
i'm not always an archer But when i am
i dont always agree with people but when i do i say 'pretty much'
I don't always throw my hands in the air but when i do i wave 'em around like i just don't care
i dont always... actually nevermind this is kind of what i do everyday
I don't always bring crayons to school But when i do its the 64 pack.
I DON'T ALWAYS STUDY FOR EXAMS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always feel bad about not having a girlfriend but when i do
I'm not always right but when I am
i dont always drink water but when i do it's 90% alcohol
I don't always skip school but when i do it's because of skyrim
I don't always stop talking midsentence
i don't always play my ps3 but when i do
i DONT ALWAYS DRINK BEER  BUT WHEN I DO ITS NEVER THIS SHIT
I don't Always buy a house
I don't always use condoms... actually
I don't always write 'your' or 'you're' but when i do
I don't always vote Republican But when I do it's for a Libertarian
I dont always invade iraq but when I do
i don't always listen to soulja boy but when i do
I dont  always  speak  like  the  Swedish  chef
I don't always take naps But when I do i wake up at 4 Am
I don't always get drunk and tell crazy stories. oh wait
I Don't Always Have a Stroke but ti fihsi sfsi fswufs 7
I format it wrong. I don't always make a meme
I don't always test But when I do
i don't always wash my balls but when i do
here's to the 47% that weren't fooled and didn't vote for obama... stay vigilant my friends!
i don't always get high but when i do i make sure i'm watching adventure time first
I don't always dream of a liberal democrat hell because I already live in california
I don't always get elected to the  papacy... but when I do
I don't always drink beer  But when I do I wake up in narnia
I don't always use meme generator but when i do
i don't always hit the 'like' button
I don't always talk on my phone in public but when i do
I don't always listen to justin bieber…. ….
I don't always lean to the right when i fart
I don't always check my blood sugar But when I do diabeetus
i don't always drink beer
I don't always reply on facebook But when i do
I don't always do coke but when I do it's a 2 Liter
I dont always play team deathmatch on cod but when i do
I don't always get forgotten by my friends But when I do
I don't always watch tv but when I do I turn it on
I dont always get boners in public but when i do im wearing basketball shorts
I dON't always fart But when i do
i don't always floss but when i do it looks like i got shot
I don't always listen to the radio but when I do I hate adele more and more
i don't always judge boxing matches but when i do
I don't always finish my MEmes But when I do
I Dont always play Grand theft auto But when i do
I do not always bet on Chelsea
I DON'T ALWAYS BRUSH MY TEETH BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always jump to conclusions sex
i don't normally stand up but when i do
I don't always get on one knee for a woman. But when I do it's because she is willing to get on two for me.
I don't always pretend to know everything about African politics but when I do
I don't always care about social issues But when i do
i don't always do homework but when i do
I don't always have the cognitive ability of a potato but when i do I use memegenerator
I don't always pull an all-nighter for an exam
i don't always finish my sentences but when i do
i dont always discover internet memes but when i do i post them everywhere
I dont always clog the toilet but when i do
I Don't always delete friends on facebook But when i do
i don't always comment on r/lgbt but when i do
i don't always get acne but when i do
I don't always make homophobic campaign ads But when I do
Nijah bush I don't always have herpes
i don't always think up amazing comments but when i do
I Don't Always use jedi mind tricks but when i do... you like my post
I dont usually pose but when ı do ı become meme
I dont always finish my memes
i don't always take vacations but when i do
I don'T CHANGE PASSWORDS OFTEN but when I do
The Most Interesting Man In The World y u no stay on your own meme
I don't always sit this way But when I do there is a girl under here
I don't always post a video on youtube but when i do
I don't always recover onside kicks but when i do
i don't always practice but when I do...ok
I don't always finish my memes.
i don't always make sense but when i do
I dont always print in Color But when I do the cyan cartridge is always empty
I don't always go the speed limit but when i do it's because the idiot behind me is tailgaiting
I  dont always get texts But when I do my phone decides to freeze
I don't always cook rice but when I do
I don't usuaLly wear new socks everyday
I Don't always test my code but when I do
I don't always answer A multiple choice question correctly but when i do
I don't always play videogames But when I do
I don't always open safari
I dont always give instructions but when i do they're confusing as hell
I don't always create memes but when i do they are from templates
I dont always grab dudes asses but when I do
i don't always get shat on by a bird but when i do i go on a vendetta to kill that bird
I don't always bang fat chicks But when i do
I don't always talk to cowboys fans But when I do I usually say ' I'll have a number 3 with a dr pepper
I DON'T ALWAYS HARASS WOMEN BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS BRING   SEXY BACK but when i do I'm  sexy and i know it
I don't always wear a white shirt but when i do i spill shit all over it
I don't always smoke weed... But when I do
i dont always shit myself but when i do
i don't always don my apparel but when i do
I don't usually make these memes because really - i don't understand them..
i dont always vote for romney in fact i never do
i don't always fail to complete an image recaption
i don't always forget to finish typing but when i do
I dont always throw midgets off of cliffs but when I do
I dont always have girls flirt with me but when i do im oblivious
I don't always bring all the boys to the yard
I don't always run marathons
I DON'T ALWAYS DEBATE POLITICS... BUT WHEN I DO
that is a quote from a meatloaf song for all you shabbirv's out there
i don't always never use double negatives but when i do
I don't always drink milk But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE WOMEN ORGASIMS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always wipe my ass But when I do
i don't always give my number to girls but when i do
i don't always do the dishes but when i do i listen to thrash metal
i don't always do homework but when i do i do it at 2 o'clock in the morning
I don't always talk to Clemson graduates
I don't Always Shit Bricks  But When I do
i dont always create memes
I don't always watch shows for little girls but when i do
I don't always laugh at people on facebook  but when I do it's at tools like you
i DON'T ALWAYS BELIEVE IN KARMA BUT WHEN I DO
I Don't Always Do Math But When I do I'm Usually Buying Weed
I dont always sleep in class but when i do
i don't always use correct grammar but when i notice a mistake
I don't always smack people down but when i do
they don't always try to make me go to rehab but when they do
i dont always play childrens card games  but when i do i screw the rules
i dont always make meme's but when i do i use this picture
I dont always drink ok yes i do
I don't always lol
i DON'T ALWAYS RECYCLE BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always listen to lady gaga but when i do its the skrillex remix
i dont always make memes but when i do
i don't always learn a new language but when i do
i dont always hate effects on rap vocals but when i do
i don't always study for finals but when i do
i don't always fish with a spear but when i do
I don't always study for exams but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS MASTURBATE IN PUBLIC  BUT WHEN I DO I DRINK DOSQUEIS
Nijah bush i don't always scam artists around
Nijah bush i don't always pass out but when i do
I don't always go to africa but when i do
i don't always go to strip clubs but when i do
i dont always use the restroom but when i do i prefer the handicapped stall
I don't always copy memes but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A STROKE BUT WHeN I DOO
I dont always have egg sandwiches But when i do i always use dos eggies
I don't always browse Google Plus But when I do
I don't always go to Home Depot
I don't always move South to escape high taxes
I don't always watch tom cruise  But when I do
I don't always microwave my dinners but when I do
I don't always go hunting but when I do
i don't always use empathy but when i do 'i know how frustrating this must be for you'
I don't always make a stupid meme and hope it goes viral showing up on everybody's facebook page but when I do
i dont always read memes but when I do i read all the memes
i don't always win at madden but when i do
I don't always wear headphones at work but when i do
I USUALLY PREFER TO SHOOT FROM THE HIP AND WHEN I DO IT'S WITH MY .32ACP WALTHER PPK
I don't always spill what I'm eating But when i do
but enough about me. let's talk about you... ...what do you think of me?
i almost never get a song stuck in my head but when i do
I don't always program in C but when i do
i dont usually wear a bandaid but when i do its because of a hickie
I don't always listen to Pantera But when i do
i don't always use my brakes but when i do
i don't always post pictures but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO  VAN HALEN BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always play Blitzcrank
I don't always listen to dubstep But when I do
I don't always tune you out But when I do.. .What?
but when i do i can only remember the punchline
I don't always break the law
I DON't ALWAYS READ NOVELS BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT ALWAYS MAKE MILKSHAKES BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always bang your mom but when i do
i don't always beat my wife but when i do i get my sandwich
I do not always donate $3.9Billion to AFGHANISTAN
I don't always dope But when I do
i don't always finish sentencnes but when i do...
I dont always check my phone for the time but when i do i forget to look at the time
I dont always wake up early but when i do i dont
I don't always take out the trash but when i do
i don't always go to the dentist  but when i do i make sure to brush my teeth before i go
i don't always make split-second calls but when i do
...But
I dont always make a status but when i do it gets no likes or comments
I don't always go to the gym But When I do
i don't always play with my girlfriend's ass wait
i dont always touch myself but when i do
I don't always talk to Alabama Graduates But when i do
I don't always MASTURBATE to human centipede but when i do
I don't always stop talking mid sentence but when I do
i dont always believe in the mayan calender but when i do
I don't always talk to myself but when i do
i don't always drink beer what am i talking about yes i do
I don't always have deep thoughts... ...but when i do
i don't always crave chick-fil-a but when i do
I don't usually write memes but when i do
I Don't aLWAYS DO STUPID THINGS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always punch innocent orphans but when i do
I don't always shop in the bookstore But when I do it's not for books
I don't always write papers But when I do I start the night before they're due
I don't always try to save thousands of people but when I do
I don't always add strangers on facebook But when I do
I don't always make bad jokes
i don't always buy mexican beer but when i do
I don't always drink beer
I don't always recognize trolling But when I do
i don't always watch david letterman but when i do
i don't always throw stun grenades But when i do
I don't always insult Sam Brownback but when I do
I dont always take a shit
I don't always go insane but when I do I punch myself in the balls and start screaming about my mother.
I dont always have herpes Oh
i don't always act gay but when i do i make sure it makes everyone uncomfortable
i dont always make a game but when i do i use the same engine as the last game
i don't always say things half way through but when i do
Michelle renee bush i don't always have 10 women in bed
i don't always type backwards sekatsim ekam t'nod i od
i don't always start awkward silences  but when i do
I dont always disregard women
I don't always upvote a thread but when i do it's when i made an awesome reply and i want people to see it
I don't always update facebook but when I do
I dont always shit bricks but when i do it hurts
I don't always go to sleep But when i do
i don't always reply to emails but when i do
I dON'T ALWAYS GO ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always drink beer but when i do
I don't always step in dog shit but when i do
snooki isn't always a vapid idiot OK
i DON'T ALWAYS USE THE 'i DON'T ALWAYS' MEME bUT wHEN i DO
I dont drink often but when i do i beat my wife and kids savagely
i don't always drive my smart car during rush hour traffic but when I do
i don't always go without pants but when i do
I don't always go to Jersey city but when i do i carry a gun
I dont always go to the gym... but when i do I make sure everyone knows about it on facebook
I dont always forget to do something But when i do its probaly important
I Dont always post on face book .. but
I don't always cancel other people's health insurance but when i do
i don't always get distracted but when I do... hey look a penny
i don't always get pizza delivery but when i do
i don't always do things before they are cool but when i do
i don't always do beer commercials
I don't always wipe my ass what? That's all I had to say.
I don't always prepare lunch to take to work but when i do i forget it at home
I don't always push the envelope.. But when I do..It's still stationary
i  don't always fart in public  but when i do
I don't usually play GTA But when i do
i don't always take dumb pills but when i do i write legislation
I don't always think of a great comment but when i do
I Don't Always Win at Fantasy Football but when I do it is against Blake
I don't always eat ribs and listen to salsa music But when I do
i dON'T ALWAYS DRINK DOS EQUIS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always get quoted
I don't always visit mordor but when I do
i don't always jerk-off into a tube sock but when i do
I don't always talk to EXTREMELY attractive women but when I do
i don't always study for stats tests but when i do
I Don't always speed
i don`t always turn 30 but when i do
I dont always make memes but when i do
i don't always remember pc keyboard shortcuts but when I do
MY ROOMATE IS NOT ALWAYS STUPID BUT WHEN HE IS. HE THINKS HE'S SMART
RaiDers don't always go to the playoffs But when they do
what if I told you  I don't ever do anything
I don't always bite the inside of my mouth But when i do
I don't always have to take a dump But when i do
I doNt always use internet explorer but when i do i use it for downloading google chrome
I don't always have a punchline .
I dont always pay for sex but when i do
I don't always cheat on tests but when i do i still fail
I don't always go to Victoria secret But when I do
I don't always use internet explorer but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK
I don't always rickroll you
I DON'T ALWAYS PRACTICE BIRTH CONTROL BUT WHEN I DO
I Dont always watch shitty football teams ...but when i do
i dont always take a day off from work but when i do
I don't always listen to Metallica But when I do nothing else matters
I don't always buy new headphones but when i do
I dont normally rap but when i do its about bitches
I Don't always pretend to be on the phone to avoid someone but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH TV SERIES BUT WHEN I DO I FINISH AN ENTIRE SEASON IN ONE DAY
I don't always play Pokemon  But When I do
I dont always interrupt you but when i do... i'ma let you finish
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH VIDEOS IN 1080P  BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT always use memes correctly but then i took an arrow to the knee
I don't always forget to save in a RPG but when i do
i do not always smoke but when i do it still kills me
i dont always text back but when i do
I don't always play with her ass but when i do
I don't always tell my girl what to do Sometimes shes already in the kitchen
I dont always answer the phone when my parents call but when i do
I don't always see men everywhere But when I do
'He has inside jokes with complete strangers'
girls don't always ask me if i'm single but when they do
I dont always masturbate but when i do
I dont always get a runny nose But when i do its during a test
I don't usually hate memes
I don't always evacuate the building but when I do
I don't always like someone's status on facebook but when i do
i don't always prestige but when i do
I don't always merge my code But when i do
i dont always finish this meme ...
I don't not always make double negatives but when I don't not
I don't always drink... But when I do
i don't always wear shorts
I don't always watch star wars but when I do
i dont always order pizza  but when i do i give them the wrong number just for the hell of it
i don't always steal from reddit but when i do
I don't always take arrows but when i do
I don't always reply to your text messages but when i do i'm really
i don't always shit bricks but when i do
I Don't always play SC2 But when I do
i don't always speak spanish but when i do
i don't always delete system 32 but when i do
i don't always finish first but when i do
I don't always have sex... But when i do
I don't always rage quit at Call of Duty But when I do
i don't always have sex But when I do
I dont always clean my room But when i do
I DONT ALWAYS DISCRIMINATE BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE 'THEY TOOK OUR JOBS'
I dont always fap
I don't always lie But when I do
i dont always have multipal girlfriends at once but when i do i have multiple sandwiches
i don't always drive while i'm drunk but when I do i crash into a whale
I don't always secondary-click and close all tabs to the right in chrome but when i do
I don't always shit in public restrooms but when I do
I don't always call in sick but when i do
i don't always listen to jimi hendrix
I don't always go full retard but when I DURRRHHRHGHGLKSDHFLK:HJ:SDFDJL
I don't always remember things... ...
i don't always confuse peanut butter for legs but when i do
I don't always sing songs without words... but when i do
Alcohol is not the answer..... Unless you ask what I'm doing this weekend.
I DON'T ALWAYS CARE TO SHOW MY FEELINGS BUT WHEN I DO i'M INDIFFERENT
i'm not always in bed by 9 but when i am
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always annoy people but when i do i use an air horn
I don't usually talk to Obama voters But when I dO
When hugh hefner dies he's not going to a better place
I don't always go on a diet but when i do my mom makes tamales
I don't always make conditional statements but when I do they begin... i don't always...
i don't always use windows but when i do it crashes
I dont usually spell things Incorrectly
I don't always put my elbows on the table
i dont always drink and drive but when i do
I DON'T  USUALLY LISTEN TO BULLSHIT BUT WHEN  I DO I LISTEN TO AN OBAMA SPEECH
I don't always study for finals But when i do
i don't always eat mushrooms but when i do
i don't always use internet explorer but when i do
I don't always drink slurpees
I don't often follow laws but when i do
i don't always see spiders but when i do it's right before bed
What if I told you I used the wrong meme
BUT WHEN I DO
I Dont always create memes But when I do
i DON'T ALWAYS WATCH TV bUT WHEN i DO
i dont always pee in bottles but when i do people call it dos equis
I don't always screw up typing my password but when i do
I don't always take my trash to the curb But when I do I look like a raging alcoholic
I don't always shit my pants. but when I do
I don't always make jokes about soda
I dont always spot something wrong with a meme But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS USE Admitone TICKETING
I dont always drink beer but when i do its on somebody elses tab
i dont always eat cheez-its but
I don't always do my homework but when I do I do it all in one night before the deadline
i don't usually listen to college dropouts to give me economic and political advice but when I do
I dont always have feelings for a girl but when i do she lives in a different state
I DON'T ALWAYS WAKE UP EARLY BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS BLAME MY FOREIGN POLICY INCOMPETANCE ON YOUTUBE VIDEOS BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always critical hit but when i do
I dont always use ribbed condoms But when i do
I don't always feel like I'm at the top of the gene pool  but when I do
When I Play Strip Poker Women offer to lose
I don't always watch football but when i do
i dont always listen to rick astley but when i do
i don't always get facebook comments from friends that are girls but when i do
I don't always upload videos on Wednesdays But when I do
i dont always speak russian but when i do Вы не знаете
i dont always listen to one direction in fact
I rareLY HAVE FAST INTERNET bUT  WHEN I DO
nickelback doesn't always write new songs but when they do
I DON'T ALWAYS DO BAD ON TESTS BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T Always say stuff
I don't always do cardio but when i do
I dont always watch movies with my parents but when i do
i don't always puke on rides but when i do
I don't always lie But when I do
i dont always shit but when i do
I don't always Put the Toilet Seat Down But When I do
I don't always have alzheimers I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE ALZHEIMERS
I don't always want to go to chick fil a  But when I do its Sunday
I don't always miss penalties but when I do
i dont always write memes in spanish but when I do
i don't always appear in memes but when i do
i don't always play against Moscow 5 but when i do
i don't always get rid of players but when i do
I don't Always Believe in ghosts But when I do
I don't always use revolving doors.. But when I do
I don't always post cat pictures but when i do
I don't always write shitty memes But when I do I post 16 copies to meme generator
I don't always go into chat rooms But when i do
I DONT ALWAYS WARD BUT WHEN I DO
i don't usually screw up raid but when i do
i not always say 'la gente esta muy loca'  but when i do
i don't always use the 'F' word
i don't always make shitty memes  but when i do
I don't always wear socks but when I do they don't match
I DON'T ALWAYS ALLOW MY SEED TO FERTILIZE but when i have
I don't always call people out bUT WHEN I DO
i DON'T ALLWAYS FINISH MY SENTENCES
I don't alway do cocaine but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SHIT IN PUBLIC BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always date models but when i do i dump them over steaksauce
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO JAIL BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always drink beer well
I'm not always an adventurer but when I am
I don't always fart
I don't always photoshop but when I do
I don't always have explosive diarrhea before noon but when I do
I don't always make memes but when i do
I don't usually take stairs but when i do
I don't always forget to take a shower But when I do
I don't always shave but when i do
I dont' aLWAYS GO ON INTERNET DATES BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always use the kiddie urinal but when i do it's to take a dump
I don't always look in the mirror but when I do it's because I'm masturbating
I don't always get to work early but when I DO
I don't usually go to work but when i do i am the boss
i don't always use internet explorer but when i do its usually to download a better broswer
I don't always play video games high But when I do my K/d ratio drops tenfold
I don't always go #2 at work. But when I do
i DON'T ALWAYS GET GIRLS PREGNANT BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always fondle small boys but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PUT MY IPOD ON SHUFFLE BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always play starfox
I don't usually speak french
I don't often riot but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MEMES BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE THERE'S ALSO LOTS OF WORK I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOING INSTEAD
i don't drink very often but when i do
I don't usually play block hunt but when I do
I don't always drive with both hands on the wheel but when i do there's a cop right behind me.
i don't always finish my train if thought  but wh-
i don't always cook at home but when i do
I don't always rub icy hot on my balls but when I do
I don't always Fart PffffFfffft
I don't always play cod but when i do I camp
I don't always drink But when i do
i dont always throw shovels at people in my yard but when i do
/i don't always uses slashes like this/ /but when i do
i don't always fall on ice  but when i do
I don't always succeed at keeping my diet for an entire day but when i do
I don't always think someone is a liar but when I do its usually after they've lied to me
I don't Always test my code But when I do
I don't always finish memes
I don't always watch football But when i do
i don't always buy a loaf of bread but when i do
I don't always drive the speed limit but when i do
I don't always read books but when i do
I Don't always mail order russian brides But when I do
i don't always say but when i do
i dont always SAy amen outloud but when i do noone else does
I don't always go downstairs by myself  but when I do
i don't always spam facebook chats but when i do
I'm not always offered a free trip but when I do
I don't always listen to Guns N Roses
i don't always see good games on steam but when i do they are just out of sale
I don't always tear off the perforated edges But when I do
I don’t usually sleep enough but when I do
I don't usually study for exams But when i do
I don't always expect Coach Spurrier to crush Georgia just kidding....i always do!
I don't always yodel but when I do it's for your mom
I don't always walk in to mordor but when i do
I don't always Beatbox But when I do
I don't always use an Iphone
I don't always wishing happy birthday to my friend BUT WHEN I DO I USE THIS MEME
I don't always talk to anthropology graduates but when I do
im not an alcoholic i only drink twice a year
i may not always do chores but when i do
I don't always finish a meme But when I do
I dont always go into work but when I do
I don't always see cops in traffic but when i do
I Don`t Always Fail But When i Do I blame the Jungler and Rage Quit
I DON'T ALWAYS TRAVEL TO INTERESTING PLACES AND LOOK FABULOUS DOING IT BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always clean my room but when I do
I don't always test my code but when i do
I Don't always Cheat
i don't always see an empty spot on a full parking lot but when i do
i dont always have a clue but when i do
I don't always buy my friends christmas presents but when I do
i don't always watch other people eat but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS HAVE ROMANTIC IDEAS BUT WHEN I DO THEY WERE MY GIRLFRIENDS
I'm not always a douchebagg But when I am my wife pours my dos Equis down the drain
I don't always get rejected by women but when I do
i dont always buy apple products  but when i do i newer version comes out a week later
I Don't always make a mistake But when i do everyone sees it
I DON'T ALWAYS WORK HARD but when i do
I Won't ALWAYS USE THE WRONG HOMOPHONE BUT I WHEN I DO
i don't always read a book but when i do
I don't always eat frog but when I do
I don't think about you all the Time But when I do i wonder why
I DONT ALWAYS WATCH COMEDY SHOWS bUT WHEN I DO I PREFER JETS GAMES
I DON'T ALWAYS ACT NICE BUT WHEN I DO EVERYONE IS WORRIED
I don't always fail my lane But when I do
I don't always usually But when I do I accidentally
I don't always  see Shakeapear plays But when I do
I don't always go to mordor but when I do
i don't always watch presidential debates but when i do
I don't always have sex.... but when I do its with your mother
i don't always use internet explorer but when i do
I dont always do Forty hands but when i do
I don't always take a dump at work But When I dO
I dont always run into cute girls at the mall but when i do
I don't always do the things I do but when i do they get done
I don't always go to walmart but when i do
i don't always listen to rap music in my car
I don't always get excited for work But when I do
i dont always have fun in the army but when i do its mandatory
i don't always drink beer but when i do
I don&#180;t always use memegenerator but when i do
I don't always look at swag pics But when I do I feel like killing myself for being in a world full of retards
i don't always wash my hands after going pee but when i do
I don't always masturbate. but I masturbate a lot.
I dont always update my status but when i do it is about your mother
i don't always find zubats in caves but when i do
i don not always sing the national Anthem But when I do i make sure it's not the German one
i don't always have hos but when i do they're from different area codes
i dont always smile but when i do
I dont always workout but when i do i make sure to post about it on facebook
i don't always work from home but when i do
I don't Always fall in love but when i do
i don't usually stay up this late but when i do
i don't always hope for a single mother and her teenage son to get raped and murdered... but cersei and jauffrey really need to get raped and murdered
i don't always bang your mom
I'm not always right but when i am
I dont always have sex but when i do its with this hand
I dont always go Balls Deep But when I do it kills her
I don't always kill kenny But when I do
I don't always act friendly to girls But when I do they think I'm hitting on them
I don't always drive a honda But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS ACCIDENTALLY BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always say always but when i do i always do
i don`t always call something gay but when i do it`s because it`s gay
i don't always have rice for dinner but when I do I'm hungry again 100 feet later
i don't always score goals but when i do
I don't always meet the perfect girl but when I do
I DONT ALWAYS USE MEMES bUT WHEN I DO I DON'T USE THAT FAGGOT WILLY Wonka
but when I do
I don't always watch 18 minute vids from gamespot but when I do its about half-life.
I'm not always Commander shepard but when i am
i don't study for school but when i do
I don't always see ninjas but when i do
MAKE MEMES LEAVE OUT THE IMPORTANT PARTS
I don't always translate the foreign captions but when I do
I dont always give up on my dreams But when I do it's med school
I Don't always eat fried chicken but when i do
I dont always drink beer but when i do
I don't always make memes but when i do
I don't always get into political debates but when i do
I don't usually masturbate but when i do
I don't always crash my car in nascar but when I do
I dont always get a tattoo but when i do
I dont always trim my pubes but when I do
I  don't always make memes
but when i do
I Don't always take notes in class but when i do
I don't always smoke crack But when i do
i dont always find the droids im looking for but when i do they dont put it in the movie
I don't always buy valentine gifts  but when i do
i don't always start my sentences the same way But when I do
i dont always use facebook
I don't always take an arrow but when i do
i don't always go to mordor but when i do
I don't usually curse at the top of my lungs But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS DO THE RIGHT COMMERCIAL I'M ON A HORSE
I don't always lose but when i do it's to the packers
i don't always send text message to my ex-girlfriend but when i do
I don't always date fat chicks but when i do
i don't always pee outdoor but when i do
i dont always wreck my car but when i do
I don't always fap in the shower But When I do
i don't always have idle scvs but when I do
I don't Always listen to skrillex backwards but when I do it doesn't sound any different
i don't always walk into mordor but when i do
I don't always visit new orleans But when I do
I dont always use a wheelchair But when I do
i dont always die in LoL but when i do
I don't always thumb down but when I do
I don't always dissent but when i do
i don't always accidentally but when i do... it's bad
i dont always go to school... but when i do
I DON't always hear my favorite song on the radio but when i do
When sending myself an email I don't always use the subject line but when i do kl;jkjfadf
I don't always wake up at 7 a.m. on saturday But when I do it's because I was wasted the night before
I don't always repeat myself I don't always repeat myself
I don't always masturbate but when I do it's with both hands
i dont always kill hookers  but when i do i dont have to pay them
I don't always crit But when I do it ruins my last hitting
I don't always listen to local talk radio... But when I do
I don't usually post but when I do
I dont always think about my ex but when i do i watch the movie gremlins
i don't always ask if i need an umbrella but when i do
I don't always knock her up But when i do she gets an abortion
I dont always get down but when i do its on friday
I dont always pick up girls But when i do
I don't normally do statistics but when I do
I Don't ALWAYS TEST MY CODE BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always share something but when i do
I dON'T EVER DRINK COFFEE bUT WHEN i DO IT'S CALLED ALCOHOL
i don't always register for a game but when i do
my memes dont always get thumbs ups but they get more when i am signed in for some good reason
I don't always watch the fifa world cup finals but when i do
I don't always get a blow job
I don't always try to murder my son. But when I do it's because God told me to.
i don't always look up ex-girlfriends on facebook well...yes
I don't always make memes but when I do
I Don't always study but when i do
I DOn't always get phone calls
I don't always post 'used the wrong meme' memes but when i do
I don't always understand what you're saying  But when I do I still don't understand
I dont always drink but when i do i get absolutely shitfaced
I don't always reply to comments but when i do
It's not always my birthday But when it is
I DONT ALWAYS... BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have the weekend off  But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS INVADE A COUNTRY BUT  WHEN I DO
i dont always play xbox games but when i do i play them on the ps4
i dont always smoke weed. but wheni do... wait
I don't always leave my work to the last minute  But when I do it's because i've spent hours making memes
I dont always do but when i do
i dont always fart on a first date but when i do
i don't always get into a relationship but when i do it overlaps my other one
I don't always take out my trash but when i do it's in my neighbors bin.
I dont always listen to rammstein but when i do
My school doesn't always close for snow days but
i don't always drink beer but when i do i drink way too much and and bang a fatty
I don't always browse memegenerator.net But when I do
i don't always stay silent but when i do
I don't usually hold a mandolin
i DON'T always get up to pee at night But when i do i miss the toilet
I don't alway know how memes work
I didn't gradate from college college graduated from me
I don't always sleep but when I do
I'm not always intrested in your stories but when i am
I don't Always Feed Mogwai But when I do
I don't always make memes but when I do
I don't always Tweet but when I do
I don't always add percussion But when I do it's more cowbell
i don't always smoke meth but when i do it's for the premiere of breaking bad
i don't always type ( ͡&#176; ͜ʖ ͡&#176;) but when i do
I don't always double down on eleven but when I do
I dont always apply for summer jobs but when i do- they all require experience in the field
i dont always drive the speed limit but when i do i have drugs in my car
Now i don't usually pick anyone else but mario in mario kart wii
IM NOT ALWAYS IN YOUR BASE BUT WHEN I AM
i dont always troll facebook But when i do make sure i like my post
i dont go positive every game
I don't always do the speed limit but when i do it's because i lost my license
I don't always stay until the end of the credits but when I do
I don't always work
I doN't always walk with a cane (shhh....don't tell anyone)
idon'talwaysusespaces bu twhe nid o i put th emrando mlyin wor ds
i don't always wacth my little pony but when i do it's magic
i don't always jack off but when i do
I don't always cry But when I do
i don't always get a human on the phone but when i do
I don't always wear a condom but when i do it's because i don't want you to have another brother
i don't always play ranked     but when i do
I don't always call in sick but when i do
i don't always receive cleveland steamers but when i do my beard is stained for a month
i don't always make memes
Congressmen don't always settle on a fiscal cliff deal ...but when they do
he can break dance in front of a live studio audience on his nipples
I don't always play world of warcraft BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always check facebook but when i do
i don't always go deep but when i do its balls deep
What if i told you this was the wrong picture for this meme
I don't Always Guess But when I do
I don't always test My Code But when I do
I don't always dig racist geordies but when I do it's cheryl cole
i dont always go to the massage parlor but when i do
i dont always tell jokes but when i do
I don't always get hit on by ugly girls but when i do
I dont always want my moderator to become a debate participant but when I do
i'm not always invited but if i am
I don't always tell a joke but when i do
One time
I don't always comfort pricks from my childhood but when I do it's only so I can break their spirit even more
I may not always end my sentences properly But when I do
I don't always agree with what you say But when I do
i dont always have a three way but when i do i use both my hands
I dont always watcH Women play tennis But Wien i do
i dont always look at memes but when i do
I DON't OFTEN WATCH PRESIDENTIAL DEBATES BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always get the flu but when i do
I Dont Always take a 10 minute shit but when i do
I don't always post to facebook but when I do
I don't always come by your room to say hi but when i do
I Don't Always Drop My Favorite Channels... But When I do...They Are Always Owned By VIACOM...
i dont always cut crown moulding but when i do
I don't always support gays... But when i do
I don't always do my summer work but when i do
I don't always bring the homework But when i do
I don't always get text messages BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always need reassurance but when i do i make a meme and wait for likes
I don't always repost But when I do
I don't always max out all my CPUs
I dont always listen to lil wayne 
i dont always snort bath salts but when i do
I dont always brush my teeth but when i do
i don't always beat my wife but when i do it's at chess
I dont always like song remixes But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS USE WINDOWS BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER DOS COMMANDS
I DON'T ALWAYS STALK PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO
i DON'T always drink milk but when i do its from titties.
I don't always say i'll never miss you but when i do
I dont always slap the bass but when I do
i don't always use flash but when i do
i don't always go to kfc but when i do i expect the slowest service in town
I DON`T ALWAYS MAKE OFFENSIVE MEMES but when i do
i dont always pick up women in a bar but i when i do
I dont always eat sandwiches... but wheN i do its always a women who makes it
I dont always drive a bmw but when i do its a piece of shit and the moonroof breaks.
I DON'T ALWAYS LOOK AT MY WATCH BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always go to the toilets at work but when i go
I don't always vote but when i do
i don't always generate a meme but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS SMOKE ALONE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't Always QQ about Protoss But when I do
i dont always share links about the children of uganda but when i do im going to forget about them in a weeks time
I don't always make meMes But when I do
I don't always make jew jokes But when i do
I dont always drink jack daniels BuT when i dO
I don't always make sense
I DONT ALWAYS win at ONLINE GAMES BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always pose like this but when i do
I Don't always comment on your political facebook statuses But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS ACT IN COMMERIALS BUT WHEN I DO IT BECOMES  A MEME
I DONT ALWAYS SLAP CHILDREN BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always find love but when i do
I don't always stare but when I do
I always create memes but when i do i leave out vital parts
I don't always fix posts but when i do it's this one
I DON'T ALWAYS WIN THE SUPER BOWL BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS RECOMMEND COACHES BUT WHEN I DO IT'S GORDON BOMBAY
i don't always swear
i don't always think about women
I don't always talk to cal poly graduates but when i do
i dont always shit in my pants but when i do
I don't always lie in hospital but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK ALCOHOL BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always slap my wife but when i do
i don't always sink cruise ships
i don't always speak a foreign language in german class But when I do
I don't always author shitty bills but when i do
I don't always drink beer but when I do
I dont always post on the forums but when i do i get banned
I don't always go adventuring... But when I do
i don't always drink milk but when i do
i don't always come
I don't always have THREESOMES... BUT WHEN i DO
I don't usually use nokia but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SEX BUT WHEN I DO.....OH
I don't always play wii goldeneye 007  But when i do
i don't always take out the  grocieries from the car but when i do
I don't always find myself obsessing over musicians but when i do
I don't always love statistics but when I do it blows my mind
I don't always chuckle... but when i do
i don't always drink but when i do i'm thirsty
I dont always make people mad but when i do its on facebook
My girlfriend doesn't always want to have sex but when she does
i don't always go to casinos  but when i do
i dont always make jokes but when i do
I don't always punch babies but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS READ MEMES BUT WHEN I DO
i don&#180;t always go to x-mas market but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GET DESTRACTED BUT...WAIT...WHAT
i don't always tell cool stories but when i do
I don't always commit suicide but when I do I use nuclear fission
i dont usually play terran but when i do
I don't always drink prune juice but when I do it's because I have horrible constipation
I Don't Always Update My Status But When I Do
i don't always puke when hungover but when i do
i don't always want meat but when i do she said it first
I DON'T ALWAYS POINT FINGERS BUT WHEN  I DO
I'm not always trolling but when I'm not i am
i don't always use computer but when i do
I dont alway have sex with your sister but when i do
I don't always get banned but when i do it's from my own website.
I don't always complain like a child but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS GET SORE AFTER SEX BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always have text on the bottom but when i do
I don't always make sense but when ı do no one understands
i dont always listen to dubstep but when I do I'm on drugs.
i don't always post memes
I don't always comment on facebook but when i do
I don't often get calls but when i do
I dont always get a hooker but when i do u can be damn sure she'll be dead by morning
I don't always finish internet memes ...
I don't always go 88MPh but when i do
I don't always wipe
I don't always click X instead of back but when i do i only find the page i was on because visited links are purple
I dont always walk around on beaches but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS FIGHT ONLINE BUT WHEN I DO ITS ON FACEBOOK
I don't always wear my white coat
i don't always ejaculate pre-MATURELY  but she always does
I dont always cook ramen
I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE TOP 40 RADIO BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always go to the gym but when i do i let everyone on facebook know about it
I don't always drink beer but when i do
He lost his virginity.. twice
I don't always post comments but when I do
i dont always drink beer but when i do i get drunk
I don't always upvote reposts but when i do
I dontalways make factory beans but when I do I make AbstractSingletonProxyFactoryBean
I dont always talk shit oh wait
i don't always calibrate orgasmatrons but when i do i'm the best there's ever been
I don't always eavesdrop on domestic disputes but when i do
I don't always buy a computer but when I do
I don't always make memes But when i do
i dont always fap *fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap*
I DON'T USUALLY CHEER FOR ANYONE BUT I WILL CHEER FOR THE 'GREEKS'
I don't often talk to humanities graduates but when i do
We don't always text  But when we do it's at 3 am and about the most philosophical subjects ever
I don't aways hate Canadians But when i do
I don't always drink alone but when I do
I dont always pray to god but when i do its finals week
i don't always make unfunny memes but when I do
I don't always play the game but when i do
I don't always Study atomic orbitals
I don't always say good job but when i do i email the whole company
I don't always weigh in but when I do even ef hutton listens
I don't always have a tree farm on minecraft But when i do it is a cash cow
I don't always find a tv show I like but when I do
I don'T always dance to dubstep but when I do i've had way too much sugar
I don't always mute the TV but when I do
I don't always argue on the internet but when i do
Grammor ploice are gonna luv this pictor I garantee it.
not sure if i used the wrong meme or used the wrong text
I don't always use hashtags but when i do it's for sexual innuendos
I don't always eat ice cream But when I do
My college's server doesn't always go down but when it does
I don't always have a salad for lunch but when i do...i eat everything in the fridge when i get home
I DON'T ALWAYS ASK MY WIFE FOR SEX BUT WHEN I DO 
I don't always smoke weed But when I do
i don't always throw parties but when i do
My State isn't always in the news but when it is
I don't always wish people happy birthday... but when I do
i don't always forget to slow down for the school zone but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS FORGET WHAT TO SAY BUT
When I go to the desert I stay thirsty my friends
I don't Always say something But when I do
I don't always play Flappy Bird
I don't always move into a new house but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MEMES BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ON THE RIGHT PICTURE
I don't always see you but when i do i forget your name
I don't always make unfinished memes but when i do
I DONT USUALLY COUNT SHEEP BUT WHEN I DO I WAKE UP WITH A cashmere sweater
i dont always start raping my friends facebook with shitty memes but when i do
I don't always use big words but when i do
I don't always get sick but when i do
I once SUSPENDED my self  FOR CONTROVERSIAL REMARKS
I don't always smoke crack But when i do
i dont always drink  but when i do i choose bottle of death
i don't always get invited to parties but when i do
My pc doesn't always crash But when it does it prefers bf4
i was a closet tard
I don't always go to tourist attractions but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS MISS CS BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always create jobs  but when i do i make a law that forces americans to work part time and get second jobs
I DON'T always compare naruto to other mangas but when i do
i don't usually take a s*** ! But when i do
I don't always watch films but when i do it is dark
I don't always like Facebook posts But when I do they Sure as heck Aren't Justin Beiber's
I Don't always dance around a bonfire naked  but when i do
I don't always get handjobs But when I do
i don't always wear hoodies but when i do 'assassin's creed style'
i don't always use the wrong memes but when i do
I don't always watch elections in Germany but when i do
i dont always say im high
I don't usually work from home but when I do
I don't always creep but when i do
I don't always hear from my friends But when I do
I don't always create money out of thin air but when I do
I don't alway steal pictures from A.J. Soprano's Ulver Poster but when I do
i don't always get the girls i want but when i do they're always prostitutes
I don't always type site url wrong but when I do my browser keeps suggesting it to me
i don't always use the word 'rewind' for internet videos but when I do
I don't always wear apple bottem jeans but when i do I gotta get the boots with the fur
I don't always take this woman to be my lawfully wedded wife but when i do
i don't always use morse code -... ..- -   .-- .... . -.   ..   -.. --- --..--   .. - .----. ...   .--- ..- ... -   - ---   ..-. ..- -.-. -.-   .-- .. - ....   -.-- --- ..- .-.   .... . .- -..
I don't always use `vi` But when I do
I don't always take a stance on issues but when I do
i don't always bang fat chicks but when i do i prefer dos equis
i don't always go camping but when i do
i don't always eat taco bell... but when i do
I don't always test my changes But when I do
i don't always play mass effect but when i do
Leon is not always stupid but when he is
i don't always like a status but when i do
I don't always shoot assault weapons But when I do
i dont always  watch teen mom but when i do i want to kill them all
I don't always raise kids But when I do
I dont often do the harlem shake
I dont play jungler  but when i do i take zilean
I DONT ALWAYS TAKE A FAT SHIT IN THE MORNING BUT WHEN I DO I LEAVE MY UNDERWEAR ON
I'm not always friendless But when I am
i don't always drink beer
I Dont Always get to go out... But when i do... I usually get stuck listening to someone talk about how 'awesome' they are
i don't always look at my watch but when I do
I dont always surf sands
I don't always shoot my shotgun But when I do it's off the back porch in a Heavily populated area
OBAMA IT'S TIME TO CLEAN THIS HEINOUS NIGRO BEAST AND ITS SLEEPER ARMY OUT OF AMERICAS HALLS OF LIBERTY COMPLETELY AND WITH THE HIGHEST ORDER OF EXTREME PREJUDICE
I don't always sleep.... but when I do
It's true
I don't always generate memes... but when i do
I don't always downvote but when i do
I Don't always google jew hat but when i do
I don't always play a land but when I do I play a creature as well
I Dont always report A player BUT WHEN I DO THAT`s A Darius
i don't always use a public urinal but when i do
I don't always drink dr.pepper in the morning But when i do
i don't often stick my finger up my ass but when I do i like to smell it
I Dont always have intersting things to say but when i do i sip on beer.
I DONT ALWAYS BUT WHEN I ALWAYS DO IT'S ALWAYS WHAT I DONT
mayans don't always make  joke but when they do
I don't usually pay for music But when I do
he cures stds by sleeping with women who have them
I don't usually buy samsung phones... but when I do
I dont Always Fart But when I do i make sure everyone smells it
they won't let me drink it It's the same one from all the commercials
i don't always buy twinkiEs but when i do i sell them on ebay
I don't always put a pop in the freezer But when i do i forget it and it explodes
I don't always sleep with whores but when i do
I don't always blame an ethnic group for all the problems of the world
I Dont always meet a nice girl
I dont always talk to ppl with swag but when i do i ask for large fries
I don't always vote for libertarians but when i do
I don't always shit at work But when I do I make sure it's on overtime
i dont always procrastinate but when i do
i dont always do drugs but when i do
I don't always give a damn But when I do
I don't always get my facebook hacked but when i do
i don't always choose to kick ass but when i do
i don't always eat shit but when i do i die
I don't always rage but when i do
I don't always work But when I do
i dont always slap a ho but when i do
I dont allways make memes
im not always redundant but when i am
I don't always hire women but when i do
I don't always think of a funny RESPONSE to an argument
i don't always watch shows with vampire/human romance as a central theme but when i do
I don't always express my love for you
I don't always use my dashboard as a fully equiped drumset  but when i do
I dont always cover my body in pudding But when i do
I dont always forget homework but when i do it's due tomorrow
i don't always see it but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE PAPERS THE NIGHT BEFORE THEY'RE DUE BECAUSE I WRITE THEM RIGHT BEFORE CLASS
I don't always buy E-cigs but when I do
i don't always answer phone calls from my sister but when i do
I don't always change the root password But when i do
I don't always close all my tabs by accident but when I do i only cry for two minutes
I don't always shave my pubes but when i do
I don't always study but when i do
I don't always joke about women rights But when i do
I don't always parrot internet memes but when I do
I Dont always seed torrents but when I do
i dont masturbate often but when i do
I don't always make love to jazz But when i do
I don't always have time but when i do
I Don't always have to untangle my headphones from a mess of wires but when i do
i don't always wake up on time but when i do
I Don't Always Get An E-Mail from an IT-Expert... ... but when i Do
I DON'T USUALLY CATCH THINGS WHEN THEY FALL  BUT WHEN I DO
im not always a scumbag but when i am  i am steve
I don't always Fail but when I do I win
i don't always read shit but when i do
Hey i just met you
I don't always study but when I do I USUALLY end up looking at memes instead
i dont always shoot dope but when i do
I dont always drink... but when i do its because im not interesting
I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO TRANCE MUSIC I lied
i don't always sing show tunes but when I do
I Don't always read posts on facebook but when i do
i dont usuALLY FAP BUT WEN I DO I DO IT TWICE
I dont always pay attnetion to history but when i do i find out that abraham lincoln slayed vampires.
I dont always get Epic kills but when i do i teabag without mercy
I don't always Laugh But when I do
i don't always browse reddit
I don't always go on Twitter But when I do
I dont always wake up in the middle of the night but when i do
I'm not always right  but when i am
i don't always go to chernobyl but when i do
I don't always spend hours on the toilet BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I'VE BEEN BROWSING REDDIT
I don't always show emotion but when I do
I Dont always read spelling errors but when i do I check to see if the letter is close on the keyboard
I don't always wear north face But when I do
i dont always touch my balls
I don't always get hated by somebody But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS FAP. BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always test my code but when i do
i don't always wear a watch but when i do i wear it on the wrong arm...
i don't always have free time but when I do
I don't always get hired but when i do i get fired.
I don't always give a shit but when I do
I don't always use condoms But when I do i'm usually in Mexico
i dont always drink milk but when i do  i preffer dos boobie
i dont always study for tests but when i do
I Don't Always root for the blackhawks but when I do they're in the playoffs
I don't always teach math but when I do
i dont always play pokemon but when i do
I don't always engage in meme wars but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS DRIVE 2 hours to class BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always masterbate
I don't always care about BLack issues but when I do I post on blackplanet
i don't always get the top youtube comment but when i do
I don't always forget to zip up my fly But when I do
i dont always laugh at dead babies but when i do
I don't always lose in lol But when i do
I don't always get hangovers but when i do
i dont always watch torres playing but when i do...well
I don't always sneeze 15 times consecutively but when i do i'm driving on a curvy road at a high rate of speed
I dont always sing in the car but when I do
I dont always do my work at the last minute but when i do
i don't always listen to bad music BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have bloodshot eyes from allergies but when i do
I do not always use contractions
i don't Always sIGNAL left or right  but when i do
I don't always make memes but when i do
i don't always use pledge on my wood furniture but when i do i feel retarded considering what i paid for it
I Don't always have a great day But when I do
i don't always go to the theater but when i do
I dont always say something but when i do
I Dont always want to fap but when i want to
i don't always shit in public but when i do
i don't always hardstyle but when i do
I don't always stay up way too late
I don't Always drive down Memory lane... but when i do it usually ends in a dwi
i don't always drink molson but when i do
I don't always watch cartoons designed for 5 year old girls but when i do i prefer to watch 
I Don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always root for Ohio State But when I do
I don't always accidentally but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LEARN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always like turtles
I don't always help ugandan children but when i do
I'm not always the most interesting man in the world but when I am
i'm not always an adventurer like you
i don't always anthropomorphize but when i do
I don't always make spelling errors bUt when I do
I don't always take a shit at school but when i do
I don't always go for class rep but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS RESAMPLE BUT WHEN I DO I USE IZOTOPE
I don't always post in forums But when i do
i dont always voice my opinion
i don't always regard other people's emotions
I don't always get photographed
i don't always talk to ordinary people
i don't always smile
i don't always measure my temperature
i don't always climb mount everest
I don't always drink beer But when I do it's sure as hell not natty light
I don't always give up things for lent But when i do
i don't always say a bad joke but
I don't always drink beer wait...
i don't always walk in groups of 20 on the sidewalk But when i do
I don't always give a shit about sports but when I do
i don't always spar
i don't always fail my meme but when i do
I don't always procrastinate during finals week but when i do
I rarely do when I don't
but when i do... i dont always confuse above and below
i don't always masturbate but when i do
I dont always fight it out on the battle map But when i do
I don't always buy a shit ton of groceries.  BUT WHEN I DO
doesn't always post facebook statuses but when he does
I DON'T ALWAYS TEST MY CODE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always care about the forums but when i do
i dont always smell buttholes but when i do i love them
I don't always have to defend my beard but when I do
i don't always shot an arrow but when i do
I don't always play hockey zone but when i do
I don't always drink 17 beers but when i do
I don't usually post in forums but when I do
I don't always stay up late..but when i do
i dont always masturbate but when i do
i don't always finish my prhases but
BUT WHEN I DO It turns out like this I DON'T AWAYS TYPE nonLINEARLY
I dont always get a boner during class but when i do i am walking to the board
i don't always use dynamic punch but when i do
I don't always play skyrim But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY GAMES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always study but when i do
I dont always seed
I don't usually do ads
MY BOSS DOESNT USUALLY ASK ME FOR FAVORS BUT WHEN HE DOES HE FINDS ME LIKE THIS
I don't always own world records on Audiosurf but when i do
I don't always attempt   no-shave november but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS KILL ENGLISH BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE ALOT OF MISTAKES AND THEIR NOT ON PURPOSE
I don't usually shave my brows But when i do
i don't always start forest fires but when i do
I DOn't always wank But when i do it's in public
I don't always use this meme but when I do
I don't always smoke weed Wait
I don't always spend hours on reddit but when i do
I don't always call people gay But when i do it's because they listen to coldplay
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS BROWSE REDDIT DURING CLASS OH WAIT.. YES I DO
i dont always lift weights  but when i do
I don't always shoot exotic animals But when i do
i don't always say: 'just kidding' but when i do i usually mean it
i don't always kill hookers but when i do
i don't always post programming challenges to the guild subreddit but when i do
I dont always troll people but when i do
I don't always drink coffee but when i do
i dont always have a beard but when i do food gets stuck in it
i dont always smoke weed but when i do i hit the vape
i dont always smoke cigarettes but when i do i'm drunk
i don't usually listen to metallica but when i do
I don't alwasy eat alcoholic oatmeal for breakfast but when i do
i don't always generate good memes but when i do
I don't always wash my hands but when i do it's because i peed on them
i don't always take photographs but when i do
i don't always need to know minutiae of particle physics but when i do
it's not always more than good but when it is
i dont always get 37/2/40 but when i do i play jax
i dont always support free market principals but when i do its because i had a moment of clarity
I don't always recite movie quotes but when I do
I don't always use facebook But when i do
I dont always herp but when I herp I derp
I don't always go to class But when i do
I don't always take whores out on a date BUt when I do
I don't always read newspapers but when i do
I don't always use the Wadsworth constant Amazingly it works every time
I don't always ragequit games but when i do
i dont always make memes but when i do i don't stop for like a month
I dont always smoke crack but when I do I steal your shit and then help you look for it.
I don't always drink Just kidding
i don't always finish my sentences but when i do
I don't always drInk beer But when I do
I dont always post my personal thoughts on facebook but when i do michael jackson shows up to read the comments
I don't always talk politics. but when I do I always sound dumb.
Cameroon don't always get a red card But when they do
I don't always get your messages.. But when I do it's a day late because t-mobile isn't a real carrier!
I DON'T ALWAYS SUBMIT MY COURSEWORK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always scream at my TV But when I do
i don't always fail essays
I don't always give commencement speeches  But when I do I make the graduates siblings wish they were getting a prostate exam
I don't always pose like i have a bottle in my hand but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TIME TO STUDY BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always recommend a term for hillary but when i do it's 25 to life
I don't always judge beer joints but when I do
I don't always communicate via memes But when I do
i don't always have a boner but when i do
I do not always Eat Special Brownies But when I do
I don't always read descriptions When I do
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE GOOD CONCERT SEATS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always listen to Q Lazzarus But when I do
I don't always get a bruise But when I do
i don't always eat fish but when i do
My wife doesn't always ask for sex But when she does
I don't always apologize but when i do i'm being sarcastic!
I don't always go straight home after school But when I do
I don't always  ejaculate But when I do
I don't always text back But when I do I'm trying to get laid
Jag k&#228;nner folk som skulle komma enbart f&#246;r k&#246;rven *asg*
I don't always like my own comments But when I do I post a followup about liking my own comment
I don't always write unsubscribe in an email but when i do
I dont always run but when i do
I don't always get picked for Jury duty But when I do
i don't usually make memes but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS WORK OVERTIME
James Bond Owes him a favor
i dont always write good papers …actually never
I don't always try to refill my hydrocodone early but when i do
i don't always watch the super bowl but when i do i root for both teams to lose
I don't always see Olympic athletes in commercials  but when i do
i don't always die as teemo but when i die i take some with me
I DON'T OFTEN UPDATE MY PROFILE PIC BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always make memes but wen i do the text covers the image
I don't always get to work on time but when I do...          oh
i don't always drink and drive but when i do
I dont always smile But when i do
i don't always say i'm gonna do something
i don't always self-diagnose online but when i do
I dont always talk but when i do i talk about beer
I DONT ALWAYS ROOT AGAINST TEXAS BUT................... ACTUALLY I DO
I DON't always get sick but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE FAITH IN MY COUNTRY BUT WHEN I DO
I Don't always win by 100 but when i do
I don't always wash my hands after using the restroom but when i do
I don't always masterbate in the shower but when i do i use your conditioner
I don't always CRITICIZE the president  But when I do
i don't always eat my meat but when i do
I Don't usually sleep with random girls... BUT when i DO
I don't Usually enjoy Winter But when I do
I dont always watch angel beats but when i do i cry
I don't always manipulate people But when i do
I don't always fix bugs But when I do
I don't always get sick but when i do it's the week before finals
I don't always make fun of scumbag steve Actually
I don't always make an ideal product but when i do
I dont always act like a tard but when I do
I don't always give a shit but when i do
Romo doesn't always throw for 500 yards and 5 TD's But when he does
I don't always break the law But when I do
At Mojang we don't always update minecraft but when we do we wait till the last version just starts to work right.
I dont always fundraise for the YMCA But when I do...I raise $1.76Million
Nick Foles - I don't always start but when i do
i dont always kidnap children  but when i do i use i WHITE creeper van my black one gives it away too much
I don't speak Spanish I speak Manish
i don't usually notice my cake day but when i do
i don't always start a business but when i do
I Don't always post on facebook BUT when i do all hell breaks loose
I'm not always happy to go to work but when I am
I DONT ALWAYS LOCK MY PHONE WITH A PASSWORD BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always pull out and cum on her tits but when i do
look at me do i look like i realy care
I don't always create new characters on memegenerator but when i do
i don't always say something uninteresting but when i do
i don't always have fun but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GO DOWN BUT WHEN I DO ITS ALL THE WAY TO P4
I DON'T ALWAYS WORK ALONE IN THE LAB  BUT WHEN I DO I SEVERELY HURT MYSELF
I don't always get 'Things Unknown' as stimulus But when I do
i don't always fart in bed but when i do i turn up the volume on the t.v. to cover the smell
I don't always drop the soap but when I do  I catch it
I dont always use THE but when i do
I don't always listen to TLC But when i do
I don't usually create my own memes But when I do
but when i do
I don't always forget to complete my meme
I may not be a proctologist but I know an asshole when I see one
I don't always use memes but when I do
I don't always get calls from friends but when I do it's when I'm mastubating
I'm not always a douche but when i am
I don't always remember what i'm told but when i do
I Don't always wear a condom But when i do i make a freakin underwear out of them.
I DONT ALWAYS ACT RETARDED BUT WHEN I DO I VOTE LIBERAL
I don't comment on every main page article  but when I do
I don't always eat        'ASS CRACKERS' But when I do they are 'Creepy'
i don't always use mewtwo but when i do i win
I don't always text someone from a new phone number
i don't always fall in love but when i do
I DON't always steal funny ideas on memegenerator but when I do
i don't always get relected but when i do i use the irs
i don't always stalk somebody but whenever i do all i get to know about them is their bowels' malfunctions.
stay fapping my friend
I don't always drink alone But when I do
I don't always remember an address in australia but when i do
I don't always use big words But when i do
I don't always think of the children but when I do
i don't always overtake cars in australia and great britain but when i do it's on the right side
I don't always read 4chan but when I do
I don't always make baseless claims about terrorism suspects... but when i do
I don't Always watch grimm But when I do nbc interupts it
i don't always beat my wife but when i do it's because she bought cheese nips
i don't always kill children but when i do
i dont always wake up before the sun comes up but when i do its for work
I DONT ALWAYS WASH MY CAR BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always make fake user names but when i do
I Don't Always Engage
I DONT ALWAYS FILL MY GLOVE BOX WITH SHOTGUNS AND 2 35 ROUND SHOTGUN MAGS BUT WHEN I DO I TELL THE NEWS I CAN DEFY PHYSICS
i don't always pay 3.74 for gas after beeing jobless for 4 years but when i do
I don't always break up with a 21 year old but when i do
Frequently has erections that last longer than 4 hours without viagra
i don't always fart but when i do i shit myself
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i don't always wake up early but when I do
I don't always cry a lot But when i do it's not for the dumb reason the dumb 'cry a lot' meme suggests
I don't always go on the internet but when i do
I don't always advertise alcohol but when i do
I don't always abuse drugs but when I do
I don't eat asparagus often But when I do
i don't always jump ship but when i do it's the titanic
i dont always play swtor but when i do it burns when i pvp
i don't always do the harlem shake BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always masturbate but when i do my hearing goes up ten fold
I don't always eat at white castle but when i do I sleep on the toilet
i don't always make fun of obama supporters but when i do
i dont always jack off but when i do i use dos manos
women use him as a sex reference
I Don't always spin a dreidel But when i do
i don't always annoy people but when i do...... wait i always annoy people
I dont always go on chatroulette but when i do Im a fat transsexual asian man
i don't always do something but when i do
I don't always watch football
I don't alway get butthurt but when i do
I dont always go on a date but when i do the girl asks me
I DON'T ALWAYS SMELL MY FINGERS AFTER WIPING But when I do
thieves stole my bmw and left a gift of a ferrari 458
i DON'T ALWAYS HAVE GAY SEX BUT WHEN i DO
I don't aLWAYS LIKE A COMMENT ON FACEBOOK bUT WHEN I DO
I don't always sing But when I do its in the shower
I dont always eat mac and cheese but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS BRING THE HEAT  but when i do i burn down the BUILDING
I dont always give good advice but when i do
I Don't Always hook up with fine ass bitches
I don't ALways eat food that's bad for me
I don't always drink beer
I dont always generate memes but when i do
I don't always troll on public forums
I don't always use clever words when posting on 9gag But when I do
I don't always watch tv shows but when i do
MY PHONE DOESN'T ALWAYS VIBRATE BUT WHEN IT DOES
I don't allways use horses and bayonets but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS CROSS PHILADELPHIA STREET   AT THE INTERSECTIONS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always post my facebook status in english
I don't always forgive people but when i do
I don't alwayS bring my material to class But when i do I dont need to use them
I don't always drink alone but when I do
I don't always double down on failure but when i do
I don't always do homework but when i do
I Dont always go to school but when i do
what i if  told you that you read the top wrong .
I dont always vote for Presidents but when i do its not in 2012
I don't always make up my uncertainty but when i do
I don't always have to use the bathroom in the middle of the night but when i do
i don't always drink beer
I don't Always Use School Computers But when I do
I don't always want someone to faıl But when ı do
i dont always vote but when i do ron paul isn't on the ballot
i don't always let people wire my stereos but when i do
i don't always return stuff but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DIE BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always make the top text super small so you can't read it VERY GOOD but when i do its annoying
I dONT ALWAYS MAKE MEMES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always get my TV remote to work But when I do
I don't always get raped But when I do
I am an alcoholic and I drink DOS equis
you are  a charming 
I DON&#180;T aLWAYS QUOTE ROCKY BALBOA but when i do
I don't always talk to chairs But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY POKEMON BUT WHEN I DO I HAVE NO RIVAL
I DON'T ALWAYS GET MESSAGED ON FACEBOOK  But when I do its about homework
I don't always talk for 3 hours But when i do
i dont always play xlite but when i do i get banned by gilles - brevvo
I dont always get sick but when i do
i don't always go out for a drink but when i do
I don't always lean forward but when i do
i don't always have to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night but when i do
I don't always have trouble finding a job but when i do I like to blame the mexicans
his pronunciation is impeccable  EVEN UNDER WATER
i don't always add co-workers to my social networks but when i do its because I want to bone them
i dont always hit doubles in fenway park but when i do
I don't always play jazz but when I do
I don't always drop ice on the floor BUT WHEN I DO I SHAMELESSLY KICK IT UNDER THE FRIDGE
i dont always drink beer... but when i do
i don't always break my hand but when i do
I don't always use tumblr But when I do
I don't always like vampires but when i do they don't sparkle
i dont allways play minecraft but when i do i diggy diggy hole
i Don't always put a lime in the coconut But when i do i drink it all up
I don't always play pokemon but when i do
i don't always do drugs but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DRAW GRAPHS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always drink beer
I don't always urinate during a bowel movement But when I do
I don't always chat with girls but when i do
I don't always use memes correctly lol
I don't always regard other people's emotions But when i do i ask
i dont always listen to metalcore but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS WORK BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE EVERYBODY CAN'T
I don't usually do my homework But when I do
psst... listen
I don't always insult jews but when I do
I don't always sound Hispanic But when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS Box But when i do i go ham
I don't always email traceroutes But when I do
I don't always think about you But when I do it's about how badly I want to kick your face
I don't always go to church but when I do
I don't always let you pass my guard but when i do it's for a baseball bat choke
Im not always the first to post a responce but when i do
I dont always beat my wife but when I do Physical abuse isnt funny
I DON'T always take dumps but when i do
I dont always talk about cheating on fb But if i do
I DONT ALWAYS JACK OFF MY DOG BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER THE FIRETRUCK METHOD
i don't always use a urinal but when i do i aim for the floor
i don't always use pointers but when i do my program always crashes
I don't always snort bath salts but when I do
i don't always study for tests but when i do
i dont always watch nascar but when i do
I don't always party but when i do
I don't always kill ants but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SAVE THE WORLD BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always ask to go to the bathroom but when i do i go on a 20 minute walk
i dont allways scratch my balls but when i do it's PROBABLY a rash
I don't always finish sentences But When I
I don't always upload a profile picture
one does not simply use the right meme
I don't always watch Rugrats but when I do
I don't always make milkshakeS But when I do
i dont always lose my virginity  but when i do
I don't always drink beer but when I do
I don't always try to hide my boner but when i do i have to tape it to my ankle
I don't always drink dos equis but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT PIE BUT WHEN I DO
i drink it boiling hot. i don't always drink tea
I dont always like the kardashians but when i do
I dont always smoke weed but when i do i buy it from walgreens
I don't always kick ass and chew bubblegum but when i do
WE DON'T ALWAYS WIN THE CLASSICO but when we do
I don't always drink beer because it's not good for you
I don't always drink . . .  but the last time i did i threw up in your sink. sorry about that bro.
I don't always win a match But when I do
i don't always go offline but when i do
i don't always USE KINECT VOICE COMMANDS IN MASS EFFECT 3 BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always post links on facebook... but when i do its to stop kony
i don't always disregard females but when i do
I don't often leaVe farts but when I do
i don't always post something on facebook... but when i do
I don't always cry over girls on facebook
I dont always go to karaoke but when i do you can bet your sweet ass i m better than Tino Zapata
I don't always talk to kansas grad's  but when i do
I don't always sail across the world but when i do i think i'm in the west indies when i'm actually in north america
i don't always cook
I DON'T ALWAYS FINISH MY SENTENCES
I dont always shit but when i do theres no toilet paper
I don't always procrastinate But when I do... Nah... next time
I DONT ALWAYS DRINK BUt when i do
I don't always look like this but when i do - i become a meme
I don't always update my status but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MONEY ONLINE BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always solicit viral email sign ups through dynamic page widgets but when i do
I dont always vote but when i do i dont give a shit
I don&#180;t always forget my glasses but when i do... i get crushed by a bus
I DONT ALWAYS PLAY RUSH BUT WHEN I DO I AVOID THE MCOMS
I don't always look in a mirror but when i do i see what happened a billionth of a second ago
I Don't always read Texts from Last Night But when I do
i don't always catch kony but when i do
I don't always downvote meme's but when I do
When The Ghostbusters Use The Phone They Call Him
His Facebook status updates Are considered works of literary genius
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always pick pickachu but when i do
I don't always drink hot choco but when i do
i dont always have money but when i do
i dont always eat but when i do i make sure its your food
I dont usually give hand jobs but when i do it's in the Movie theaters
i dont always share links but when i do i spam them
i dont always do presentations but when i do i make sure i team up with you
I don't always get caught masturbating but when i do
i don't always masturbate in public but when I do
i don'y always go to mun but when i do
i dont always speak english but when i do
i don't always wear a watch but when I do
I don't always eat hot pockets but when I do
i don't always go on rants but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS USE THE TOILET BUT WHEN I DO I BRING MY LAPTOP
I don't always end up in the back of the pack But when I do
I don't always listen to lady gaga But when i do
IF I WANTED ANY LIP OUT OF YOU I'D UNZIP MY PANTS.
i don't always fall in love with girls but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS JOIN THE FIGHTS WHEN I DO
I dont USUALLY steal kids but when i do
i dont always need to print shit but when i do
I rarely waste my time teaching but when i do
I dont always make meme generator memes but when i do
I don't always tweet but when I do it's on Twitter
I don't always eat my words But when I do
i don't always fight but when i do
I don't always lean on my elbow but when i do
I rarely sleep
i don't always use viagra  But when i do
i don't always run for president but when i do
I don't always claim I'm good at bhangra But when i do
I dotn awlays mkae a meem but wehn i do
I dont always grow a Scraggly beard But when I do i take in stray animals
I don't always have ideas for memes but when i do
i don't always lose my phone but when i do
i don't always smell old
i don't always suffer from diarrhea
i don't always take my pills
i don't always tell stories to bros but when i do
i don't always shit my pants but when i do
i don't always go for a swim but when i do
I don't always eat pop corn
i don't always tell people my iq but when i do
i don't always use my dentures
I dont usually drink skunky beer but when i do
I don't always come up with a good idea for a meme but when I do
i dont always laugh at fat people on tv but when i do im enjoying a bucket of colonel sanders finest
I don't always look at myself in the mirror but when i do
I dont always go to my elective classes but when i do its because of hot girls
i dont always date beautiful girls who live 3 hours away but when i do
I don't always get laid but when i do
I don't always did it but when i do
i don't normally stop playing skyrim But when I do
I don't always upload on 9gag But when i do
i don't always eat breakfast. but when i do
I don't always show my true colours but when i do
I don't always browse New but when I do its to check on a post i just made
i dont always wash the dishes but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS FaLL BUT WHEN I DO I LAY ON THE GROUND FOR A FEW SECONDS
I DON'T ALWAYS TILT BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always blackout the internet but when I do Congress backs down
I dont always trust brown people but when i do i regret it
I don't always drink beer But when I do
I don't alaways get arroused
I dont always have awesome ideas for ragecomics but when i do
i dont always smoke weed but when i do i prefer to do it with afro joel
I don't always get dumped but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS BREAK THE 1ST RULE OF FIGHT CLUB  BUT THEN I DO I BREAK THE 2ND
i usually dont sing christmas songs but when i do
i don't always accept strangers on faceboom but when i do
I don't always listen to podcasts but when i do
I dont always report reposts but when i do
I don't always go to the bathroom at work for no reason but when i do someone is taking an awful dump
I don't always compliment a woman but when i do
i don't always masturbate in public but when i do
I Don't usually weld But when I do I use 70-14
i don't always drink 10 shots but when i do i throw up
i dont always masturbate  but when i do i watch tres equis
I don't always drink but when i do i prefer non alcoholic as i am diabetic
I don't always kiss on the first date But when i do
I dont always make memes but when i do
I don't always play with caulk but when i do i get white stuff everywhere
I DON'T ALWAYS STEAL SILVERWARE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always score a touchdown but when i do
I don't always get up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night But when I do
i dont always kill hookers but when i do i have sex with them afterwoods
I don't always have packet loss ---
I don't always have hemaroids But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS REGARD PEOPLE'S EMOTIONS
I usually don't use excessive amounts of negatives But when i Don't not do
He once had a Mnage &#224; trois By himself
I don't always work But when I do
I dont always shout But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS WANK IN BARS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always join the town guard but when i do
I dont always integrate but when I do
I DONT ALWAYS RUN OUT OF tOILET PAPER bUT WHEN i DO
I DONT ALWAYS POST SONG LYRICS AS MY STATUS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink dos equis but when I do I brutalize the pronunciation
i don't always join squads in bf3 But when i do
I don't always go to the police But when I do it's Sandusky
i DONT ALWAYS HAVE AN OPINION ON MAP PROJECTIONS
i dont always use public restrooms but when i do i prefer the handicapped stall
I don't Always Fabricate Evidence of a Biblical Creation But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH BASEBALL but when i do
I'm not always a racist but when I am
I don't always post pics in this group but when i do
I didn't always prepare for tests in high school but when i did
i don't often need to protect my ring but when i do i use ring wrapper
I don't always quit But when I do it's because it's the end of the worlds.
I DON'T ALWAYS SNIPE IN BF3 BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always say the wrong thing     but when I do
I'm not always mean but when i am
I dont always use a condom but.. oh wait i never use a condom
I dont always post here but when i do i can spot a newfag
I don't always use the sawed off But when i do it's because they did it first
I don't always protest But when I do
yo dawg
I don't always browse new But when I do
I dont always take advice but when i do
i don't always buy useless shit on the internet but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DO THE HOUSEWORK BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always get blacked out drunk but when i do
I don't always use drugs But when I do
I don't always ask for a water cup But when i do
i'm not always drunk but when i am
i don't always listen to justin bieber but when i do
I DON't always shart accidentally BUT WHEN I DO I LEAN AND JUST STARE
i don't always play dragon age origins but when i do
i dont always play video games but when i do
i DONT ALWAYS GO ON RANDOM INTERNET HOOKUPS BUT WHEN I DO
but when i do i don't have top text
I don't Always call in sick but when I do i stay on top of shit.
i don't always speak japanese in the U.S. but when i do
I don't usually mix 70's singers with red wine but when i do
I Don't always touch another man's foot with mine but when i do i move it as quickly as possible
i don't always get drunk but when i do i make memes
I don't always let people know my gender online But when i do it's to defend the girls who game and aren't complete and utter bitches
i DONT ALWAys get fast food but when i do i have it my way.
I don't always screw up memes But when I do
i dont always masterbate but when i do i prefer girl on girl
I don't alWAYS EAT SZECHUAN hot pot but when i do
I don't always throw things into the trash can But when i do
I don't usually say
I don't always use a PC but when I do it kills steve jobs.
i don't always shop at american eagle but when i do
I don't always drink beer But when i do i viciously beat my wife and kids
in your mind read me with sean connery's voice
i'm the white morgan freeman
he thought he'd seen the last of lizz campos he thought wrong
I dont always Play well But when i do
I dont always use the wadsworth constant but when i do its when im watching pron
I don't always drink vodka But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS BLOW LEADS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always snort meth off a knife but when i do its tight tight tight
I doesn't always make memes but when i do
I don't always hear funny Jokes But when i do
I dont always need to destroy the one ring But when I do I simply walk into mordor
I don't always take screenshots but when i do
I dont usually masturbate in front of the computer
I don't usually EAT FISH but when I do
I dont always stand in quicksand
I don't always do the dishes but when i do
i don't always eat at taco bell but...oh
i dont always pull an all nighter  but when i do shit doesn't get done
both sides of my pillow are cold
I don't always speak to my wife after work
I dont always lose in League of Legends But when I do
i dont always jump in but when i do
I dont normally kill people But when i do
I never lose but when i do
I don't always drink wine. but when I do
When I'm not in this suit
i don't always use the metric system but when i do
Girls don't always pour beer on me for saying something stupid
I don't always ask questions... But when i do
i don't usually die 1v1... but when i do
i dont always take 2 days off from work but when i do my team gets its ass kicked
I don't always fuck my ex but when I do I punish that ass
I don't always comment on Facebook But When I do
i don't always masterbate but when i do
I don't always use fireworks but when I do
I don't always quit my job But when I do I fire the people I work for and take over the place
I don't often make plans but when I do
i don't always buy deluxe editions but when i do
i don't always use public toilets but when i do i lift the seat
I DONT ALWAYS BITE PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO I BLAME LUIS SUAREZ
I dOn't always take car of my mother in the nursing home But when i doN't my sister dOes. We love you
i don't always create memes but when i start
i might be looking at you but your bitch is under the table dropping that neck
I don't always buy a large popcorn  but when I do
I dont always question things but when i do i guarantee that im digging myself the largest hole in the planet.
I DONT ALWAYS LEAN TO THE SIDE BUT WHEN I DO.... IM DRUNK AS HELL!!
I don't always make fanart
I don't always say happy fathers day  but when i do
I don't always place my elbow on the table but when I do i make sure people can see my watch
I DON'T ALWAYS GO JOGGING but when I do
I don't always use the word 'redskins' in my posts and comments... but now that i know it pisses off the crybabies ... redskins!
I don't always fap but when i do it is magical
i don't always listen to buck owens but when I do
I don't always screw things up. But when I do
i don't always get laid
I don't always fuck up But when I do
I don't always go to stir it up but when i do
I don't always see coyotes in the wild but when I do
i don't always start a new job... but when i do
i dont always stay thirsty i got friends to do that for me
I do refactor and commit without testing and building
i dont always go on my xbox 360 but when i do
i dont always *clunk* *clunkcluncklunck* *burp* excuse me for a second *clunkclunkclunkclunk...
I dont always drink to get drunk. but when I drink I always get drunk.
I DONT ALWAYS SAY THINGS
I don't always pray.  But when I do
I don't always buy c-bracket clamps But when I do
I don't always look good in a photo But when I do
I don't always open a new peanut butter jar but when I do i try to make the first knife mark look like Mr. potato head's bum
i dont always get love in return but when i did i married her as soon as possible before she changed her mind
I don't always associate with Iran But when I do I'm trying to promote democracy
i don't always see nerds cry  but when i do
I DON'T OFTEN CRY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't Always procrastinate but when i do
i don't always smoke at school but when i do
One does not simply use the wrong meme
I don't always drive an SUV But when I do
I don't always post worn-out motivational sayings on linkedin but when i do it's because i'm trying to seem smart by proxy
I don't always get called a homo But whin I do it's by a galvan
I dont always mute my mic
i don't always eat watermelon using my lower jaw
i don't always call red hat support but when i do i make sure my products are not eol
I dont always get caught speeding but when I do I loose my license
You're not mad but you're typing paragraphs? Please tell me more.
I dont always eat popcorn But when i do
i dont always read memes when the server lags
I don't always express my emotions
I DON'T ALWAYS CALCULATE FCFF BUT WHEN I DO
PLAYOFFS That's Funny I'm A Canes Fan
I don't always make offensive comments but when i do
I don't always have a couple of beers but when i do it's a couple dozen
I don't always eat combos But when I do
I don't always pick a fight with my mother but when I do
I don't always have a part in a  corporation but when i do
I don't always sit down to pee but when i do
I don't always date
I don't always watch baseball  but when I do I'm fast asleep
I don't always say funny things But when I do is dorky as hell
i dont always implement itil but wheni do
You see this  watch? AND? aM i COOL NOW?
I don't always raise a glass in celebration of somebodys death but in this case.... bottoms up
I Dont Always rave But when i do
I don't always experience multiple seasons within a week but when i do
I don't always drink vodka but when I do
I Dont  always get gastroenteritis (diarrhea) But when I do it's right before i play rafael nadal
I don't always book a last minute holiday but when I do i make sure my passport is lost or damaged
I don't always avoid potholes but when I do I get pulled over for drunk driving
you can't see my other hand because i'm fapping with it
i dont always get the right RESPONSE for my tune but when i do...  ...its sticky
i don't always bill my time to admin buckets but when i do
I don't always get irrationally emotional but when I do I feel awful afterwards
I dont always think chase is a dumbass... but when i do
i don't always read game of thrones but when i do i skim sansa's chapters
I'm not always serious But when i am i'm just joking
i dont always start nascar races but when i do it's las vegas
I dont always get claustrophobia
I don't always let her sit on my face but when i do
I dont always edit an image but when i do it has to be putin related
i don't always eat food but when i do
I don't always run marathons BUT when I do i put band-aids on my nipples
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER
I don't always make Mac and Cheese for dinner But when I do I eat the entire box.
I don't always post political stuff Buy when I do it's everyday
I don't always shave my balls but when i do
i don't always give up something for lent but when i do
There's a name for people without beards... women
I don't usually tongue punch someone's fart box but when I do It's taco Tuesday
I don't always speak dog but when i do
I don't always worry but when I do
I don't always bash gays on the internet... But when i do it's because of internalized homophobia.
i don't always eat in my sleep
I i don't always talk while burping but when i do i sAY THE WORD 'BURP'
I don't always fall in love but when I do It's with a complete stranger.
i don't always wear a condom so the chances that i am your father are fairly high.
i don't often fart. but when i do... ...i follow through
I don't always mine bitcoins But when i do
i don't always hate my life but when i do
I don't always drink fine wine but when i do
I don't always bleed but when I do
I dont always have sclerosis... but when i do I have multiple
I don't always hashtag
I don't always lie But when i do
I Don't Normally Shit my Pants But WhEn I DO I lEave them in the CoC conference Room
I don't always 'like' posts but when I do
I don't always eat pie
i don't always listen to metal but when i do
I dont always get swirlies... but when i do i watch out for the brown trout!
I don't always get in to a fight in bars but when I do
I don't always cook but when i do
i dont always take an arrow in the knee but when i do
i don't always lose a bolt but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE I'M VEGAN. I LIED...YES I DO.
I don't always use condoms but when i do
I don't often take 'selfies'
i don't normally take selfies
I don't always give people financial advice But when i do
I don't always listen to Andy James  But when I do
i DONT ALWAYS GIVE A SHIT AT WORK BUT WHEN I DO ITS A BIG ONE
I dont always smoke weed But when i do
I dont always argue with kumanovac but when i do he cries like a little girl
i don't always shoot craps but when i do
I dont always use meme generator but when i do i leave the link in the picture
The broncos don't always lose the super bowl but when they do they get blown out by the seahawks
I don't usually watch the NFL but when I do
I dont always give husband blow jobs but when i do i'm on my period
I don't always work on Saturdays  But when I do
Its not always forcasted to snow a centimeter in houston But when it is they have to close all thE schools and Businesses
i dont always listen heavy metal but when i do i have to make sure no one else like it
It doesn't always snow in austin
I dont ALWAYS CRY
I DON'T ALWAYS GET BORED BUT WHEN I DO I SEND RANDOM PICTURES THAT MAKE NO SENSE
I don't always solicit asian whores but when i do
I don't always have sex but when I do
I don't always get called on in class but when i do
i dont always make promises to my students but when i do i make sure i never keep them
I don't always post photos on facebook But when i do i post hundreds
i don't always get to bed in time for a good night's sleep but when i do
I don't always read porn
landwatch doesn't always file lawsuits but when we do
I don't always get gushy with moisture
I dont always watch Crime Dramas
I don't always drink alcohol But when I do I drink until I fall 4 times
I dont usually quit things but when I do
I don't always wash my hands in public restrooms but when i do
i don't always sound out a line in my head but when i speak it... it is the dumbest thing i ever heard
i don&#180;t always want to go to a concert but when i do
i don't always get drunk but when I do
i don't always play pokemon but when i do
i don't always watch porno but when i do
i don't always celebrate new year but when i do
I don't always cry when I play video-games but when I do
i don't always stay up until 11... but when I do
I dont  always get mad but when i do
i don't always make new year's resolutions but when i do
I am not like a boss i am the boss.
I don't always take political science classes but when i do
I don't Always walk across the street slowly but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS WRAP YOUR PRESENTS IN MEMES BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT ALWAYS ROB OLD WOMEN BUT WHEN I DO I AM GETTING POKED WITH A CANE
I don't always tell secrets but when i do i kill who ever i tell them to
I don't always puke but when I do
Strip clubs Now that's my kind of Dollar Store
I don't always use anti-dandruff shampoo but when i do
I don't always write Christmas cards
I don't always talk shit about the best receiver in the nfl but when i do
I don't always post on tickld but when i do
I DO NOT ALWAYS WAKE UP EARLY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always use this meme but when i do it's because nelson mandela has died and i thought you all should know about it.
I don't always smoke dank... but when I do
i DON'T ALWAYS TURN 30... bUT wHEN i DO i BECOME THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD
I dont always play offense but when i do i do the same play every time
I always tell the truth except when i lie
i don't always shit the day after thanksgiving but when i do
I don't always pull it hard but when i do i rip the skin
i don't always speak like yogi berra but when i do i never say most of the things that I said i didn't say
I didn't always realize that this rock thing was true but when I did
I don't always partake in internet arguments But when i do
I don't always test my code but when i do
I DON`T ALWAYS LAUGH AT A FORUM THREAD BUT WHEN I DO
I DON't always watch youtube at work But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS MICROWAVE MY TIM HORTONS COFFEE BUT WHEN I DO IT CATCHES FIRE
I don't always eat eggs but when I do I eat dos-eggies!
i don't always decide to take a shit on the plane but when i do
I dont normally pull out But when I do
I don't always forget your birthday But when i do
I don't always start sentences 'I'm Not PC' BUT When I do
i don't always get drunk
I don't always remember Sweetest Day But when I do I wish my wife a Happy Halloween!
I don't always go out to events but when i do
I don't always work late on a friday but when i do i get completely plastered
I dont always play support But when I do its Fiddlesticks
I don't always check back in just to upvote all my fellow periwinkles just kidding
I don't always update my profile status on facebook. But when I do
I don't always want my quarterback benched But when I do
why do i sit like this? Hemorrhoids
I don't always drive in Cornwall
I don't usually choose to harm my health but when i do
I don't always fall asleep hard but when i do i wake up at 6
i don't always use a mac But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SWIM A MILE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FOR WOMEN  WITH CANCER
i don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always role play yaoi but when I do it's so sexy
I don't always use an auto-pan But when I do I pan it back it forth
I don't always root for the Patriots
I DON'T ALWAYS ENDURE SHORT TERM PAIN BUT WHEN I DO ITS FOR LONG TERM GAIN
I don't drink and drive
I don't usually leave negative Ebay feedback But when I do
I don't always watch football... But when I do
I don't always run into complete douches in online games. But
hagamos la previa aca que estoy mas comoda
I don't always make my mom cry but when I do she's laughing so hard she can't breathe
I don't always troll
i don't always manually click in cookie clicker but when i do
I don't always get hard. But when I do
but when I do
Men don't usually call me hot Rod But when they do
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A BEER BELLY
i dont always eat salt with watermelon  but
I don't always watch porn But when I... Oh wait...I always watch porn
I don't always work on Sundays But when I do
I don't always finish... But when I do
I don't always do squats but when I do It's Wednesday
I don't always check out 'People you may know' but when I do
I dont always shart but when i do
I always say mid or feed but sometimes i do both
I Don't Always have my car towed But When i do i call taylors towing
I dont always have sex with your wife but when I do
I Don't always have friends but when i do they bully me
i don't always eat nuts but when i do it's always human nuts
I DON'T ALWAYS GET DRUNK BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always keep secrets. but when i do... Oh
i dont always get rare items in dota but when i do
I don't always take summer class but when i do
I don't always see bot lane feed but when I do
I don't always abide 100% by    internet meme convention nor wear pants
I don't always download pirated music. but when i do
I don't always sit on the phone in silence but when i do i'm on the phone with teinya
I may be interresting but since Based God Fucked my bitch
I don't always use my pimp hand but when I do
I don't always play videogames But when i do
I don't always like a girl but when I do
i don't always bang my head... but 
I dont always fuck on a first date but when i do
Ohhh you touched my talala Mmm my ding ding dong
I Don't Always  Get Chained But When I Do
I don't always feel bad for myself But when I do I post it on Facebook for everyone to see
I don't always draw pictures... But when I do
I don't always make inside jokes But when I do
I don't always read these memes but when i do
i don't always masturbate but when i do i lean like this
i don't always see a friend get married but when I do
I don't always use source control But when I do
I don't always dau bacul but when I do
I don't always carry concealed. But I always carry.  Stay armd my friends
Nie zawsze zostawiam jakiś egzamin na wrzesień ale jeśli już zostawiam
I don't always go on Reddit But when I do
why yes
I don't always have tequila with every meal but when I do
I don't always argue but when I do.. I say 'I'm not trying to argue'
I don't always live in class
I dont always have friends make memes for me  but when they do it pisses me off
I dont always hire corps for my PC battles  But when i do i prefer Negative-Feedback
I don't always turn in my homework but when i do
But when I do I skip the top line
I don't always go over the speed limit But when I do there is a cop just around the corner
i don't always say i don't always but when i do i make sure it's something awesome
i don't always drink rubbing alcohol but when i do
i didn't vote for obama but if i had
I don't mack on sorority girls
I don't always have good hair days but when i do it usually rains
i don't always celebrate cinco de mayo but when i do
i don't always agree with jimmy mcmillan but when i do
I don't ALways Drink But When I do
I don't always give women orgasms But when I do
I dont always use a teleprompter but when i do its usuallly for these commercials
I dont always do the lottery But when I do
i dont always make new memes
I Don't Always Have Homework Just Kiding
I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE A CONFESSION BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have cheerios But when I do
i DON'T ALWAY'S RANK UP BUT WHEN I DO
I don't alway sit like this but when i do
i dont always like animals but when i do i like turtles
i dont always like a girl
I don't always roll 20's But when I do it's against Undead
I'm not always doing field work
i don't always make love but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO   PEARL JAM but when i do
i don't always make the wrong meme but when i do
I dON'T ALWAYS HAVE COOL MEME IDEAS BUT WHEN I DO...SHIT...WHAT WAS IT AGAIN...
I don't ever drink beer but if I did
I don't always play minecraft
I always verbs in a sentence but when I
Don't ever get old Stay thirty my friends
i don't always listen to hatbreed but when i do
i don't always have to study for a test but when I do
I don't always guess on exams but when I do it's for nursing school
I don't always go into the dark room  but when i do i knock 1000 times
I don't always drink beer But when I do I think about Spurlock
I don't always think of the children but when I do
I don't always sit like this but when i do
The best time to plant a tree is 20 years ago the second best time is today
I don't always expect things from people
I don't always pay my child support... but when i do
I don't always have big birthday parties... ...but when I do
I don't always use diamond tools But when i do i don't use it.
I dont usually Go Out... But when I do I sleep In My JEans!
I don't always use pro tools But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS READ ABOUT THE MARINES BUT WHEN I DO I READ THE FUTURE JARHEADS WEBSITE
I don't always post memes on r/firstworldanarchists but when i do i do it right
I don't always care about your opinion
I DONT ALWAYS MAKE UP THINGS I DID BUT WHEN I DO THEY ARE RIDICULOUS
I don't always get raped
I dont always make a sandwhich But when I do
I don't always marry a person with sex chromosomes different from my own but when I do
i dont always listen to justin bieber but when i do...just kidding i never d0
i dont always eat bacon but when i do i eat all the bacon
i don't always make final reports but when i do
I don't always avoid lying to women but when i do
i don't always masturbate but when i do i get caught
I don't always use memes but when i do
I don't always eat beaver but when i do my beard gets dirty
I DON'T ALWAYS FART IN CLASS MIRACULOUSLY AT THE EXACT TIME EVERYONE SHUTS UP But when i do
I don't always play D&D But when I do
I rarely fart
I don't always resolve debates in Astrobiology But when I do
i don't always fall in love with co-workers but when i do
I don't always walk into bandroom but when i do
You got mE thinkinG... Did i turn off that dang wasHing machine or not
i don;t a;ways type without looking at the keynoard but when i do it lokos like this
i don't always drive like a badass but when i do
I don't always run into things at school
i dont always talk bullshit lol who am i kidding im bryan lithgow i always talk bullshit
I don't always believe the customer but when i do
I don't always send text messages but when i do
i don't drink dos equis much
i dont ever drink with engineers but if i did
i don't always visit the land of oz but when i do
I don't always go bungee jumping but when i do
i dont always insult adalia rose but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS BUY CONDOMS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink water by the gallons But when I do
i don't always call holy men pedophiles but when i do it's the prophet muhammad
i don't always think about you but when I do
i don't always misspell a meme but when I do
I don't always read i don't always memes but when i do
i don't always drink during my rebuttal to the state of the union but when I do
i don't always have unprotected sex but when I do
I don't always bring pepper spray but when I do
asteroids look up at him as he flys by them
i don't always bomb russia but when i do
i don't always get stephen hawking a christmas present but when I did
i dont always get offline but when i do
I dont always think about getting married but when i do
gun control laws don't always stop criminals but when they do
I don't always sweep the leg but when i do i show no mercy
i dont always wear a dress but when i do
i dont always make a post about quitting wow BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always cheer for murderers But when I do I cheer for Ray Lewis
Sean dosen't always text you back but when he does
I don’t always follow the DIA Dress code But when I do
i don't always bang freddy's mom but when... oh who am i kidding . i bang her everyday.
I won't alldays brink deer wut bhen I do...I lrink a dot thor man you han candle
I don't always remove wallpaper But when i do
I don't always test my code but when I do
I Don't always drink beer but when i do i prefer to drink alot of it
I don't always use FaCEBOOK but when I do
I'm not always afraid of spiders But when I am
i dont always watch football but when i do
I don't always attempt to use grammar But when i do
i don't always bang your mom sometimes she just blows me
I don't always buy BagS of salad But when I do
I am the most interesting man in the world And my name is nick reed
i don't always murder but when i do i use a hammer
I don't always mess up when i type in my password but when i do
i don't always fart but when i do
I don't always smoke a joint but when i do What chicken?
I don't always talk to Clemson fans But when I do
i don't always vote but when i do
I don't always have candy in my van But when I do She is not free
I don't always watch tv. but when i do
I don't always watch the news but when i do
I don't always play support but when i do i'm adc
i dont always have sex but when i do
I don't always start in commercials but when i do
I don't always talk about stuff I know nothing about
i don't always fight chuck norris but when I do he lets me win
he watches leeches spend his tax dollars on iphones without getting pissed
he is capable of teaching manliness to justin bieber
he can live a life without death or taxes
I don't always visit gamestop but when I do
SHUT UP and give me your Money
I dont always make new years facebook statuses but when I do I just misspell words due to my excessive drinking
i dont always wear cute sleepwear but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS RACE PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE ITS SOMEONE I CAN BEAT
he can win a political argument without being called a racist
I don't always use GoDaddy. But when I do
I dont always make Memes But when i do
I don't always ride bareback but when I do
I dont always use file sharing sites but when i do
I dont always see an albino polar bear but when i do it's color is black
people don't usually troll me. but when they do
I don't always make alien noises but when i do blurhkk
i dont always kick a football the wrong way BUT WHEN I DO ITS HEADING FOR SOMEONES HEAD
I don't always use google chrome But when I do. it's in incognito mode
I don't always play reinDeer games
I don't always think Gun control makes me safer But when I do
i don't always make memes but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY AGAINST OGRE MAGI BUT WHEN I DO x4
i dont usually shave my balls but when i did
I don't always get ignored but when i do
i don't always sneeze but when i do
I don'ts alway come up with a great invention but when I do it's already for sale on amazon for $9.95
I don't always accidentally fall asleep on the bus but when i do
I don't always chat on skype but when I do
What if i told you  Dos Equis means two exes
I don't always go to Canada But when I do
i dont always have sex on the first date but when i do...i forget her name
I DOn't AlWAYS RESTART A VM BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always drink beer
knows the location of the city of atlantis
I don't always understand what language you speak but when I do I don't
i don't always make fun of religion but when i do
I don't always talk to my friends But when I do
I don't always engage in political activism but when i do
I don't always say 'I don't always'
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO PV BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink beer but when i do
i dont usually play lol  but when i do 30/0/2
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER  BUT WHEn I DO
when i sleep with other women  my wife apologizes
when i lose money in the stock market  they give it back with interest
I don't always go to 4chan but when i do
you don't always do things i dislike  but when you do i think it's gay
I may not always fart but when I do
I don't always ruin a joke but when i do
I don't always post a 9gag wait...i do i'm taiyo!
I don't always check the class syllabus but when i do
i dont always want to know the truth but when i do
i don't always fear for my life
i don't always believe the world will end dec 21
I dont always use the ten items or less line but when I do
I don't always go to birthday parties but when i do
I don't always talk to people but when i do
I don't always submit tabs to ultimate-guitar.com But when I do
i don't always listen to music in school but when i do
i don't always misspell words in my text messages Put when I do
I don't always tinkle but when i do it sprinkes
I don't always drink beer but when I do I wake up next to your mother
I don't always drink in finland but when id do
i dont always play digital music. but when i do.its at 120kbs.
I dont always fall out of windows but when i do im clearly drunk
i dont always slap a ho but when i do
We don't always drink on friday Oh wait
i dont always wash the chemistry dishes but when i do i leave the labels on
i don't always masturbate on cam but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO OU FANS BUT WHEN I DO IASK FOR LARGE FRIES
I Don't Always shoot nerf guns but when I do
i dont usually compliment women but when i do they say it's random
i dont always procrastinate but when i do.........
I don't always fight wars but when I do
I dont always talk to the world but when i do i bring the king a whopper
i don't always post a picture on the forum
I don't always have a physics test
I don't always miss shots the entire game during gym
I don't always dress up like princess Peach But when i do
I dont always shit the bed but when i do
I generally don't talk but when i do i see bleeding ears
i don't always make memes but when i do
women have binders full of me
I don't always go on memegenerator but when i do
I don't always make cookies
when running
i dont always spend two silver to travel but when i do i clicked on the wrong waypoint
I don't always make dinner but when I do
I don't always give a girl a flower but when I do
I don't always roll need on loot but when I do
I don't always get texts from girls but when i do
I Don't always play fifa online but when i do
i don't always act like a retard
I don't always have super hearing But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LOOKS FOR A NEW ANIME BY WHEN I DO
I'm not always gay but when i am
I do not always protect my privacy on the interwebz but when I do
I don't always get excited for a pin But when i do
i always memes do not But when I do
I don't always look awesome But when i do
i don't always steal cheese but when i do
I dont always PLAY MAGIC: THE GATHERING... BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always go to church BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always catch your ignorance on facebook but when i do
I don't always take my phone calls But when i do my assistant's people handle it.
I don't always wear a crown but when i do
I don't always pretend to be a professional political analyst but when i do
I don't STUdy for test but when i do i forgot everything before test
i don't always watch tutorials about how to make cool things like burning lazers on youtube but when i do. i never make the item
If you're doing something 'clever' you're probably doing it wrong
I dont always ignore presidential debates but when i do i watch the other guys
i don't always kick this hard
I don't always drink
I don't always feel like i'm at the top of the gene pool but when i do
I don't always bowl well but when I do
I don't always split my infinitive But when i do
I don't always play video games
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH CRAPPY FOOTBALL... BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always laugh but when i do
I don't always drink the wine during communion But when I do I am first in line
I don't always walk down stairs after leg day But when i do
I dont always throw interceptions
i dont always play as syndra but when i do
I always like to come up with the best plan possible But if sean greeley says it works
I DON't ALWAYS TRAVEL ON BUSINESS BUT WHEN I DO
i DON'T ALWAYS watch footall but when i do
I don't always hold 2hr-long meetings at my desk but when i do
i don't always order pepsi but when i do
i don't always watch i am legend but when i do
i don't always create memes but when i do
i don't always fap but when i do
i don't always powder my butt but when i do i use JOHNSTON'S baby powder
I don't always throw a TD pass But When i do its an interception
I DON'T ALWAYS OPEN TABLE BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always use the usas-12 with frag rounds but when i do i pwn newbs
I don't always think I've lost weight but when I do my clothes are dirty
i dont always study for my exams but when I do its the night before
I don't always try to help out a friend but when I do
I don't always give a shit But when I do
I don't always eat unhealthy but when I do
I Dont always drive the speed limit but when i do
I don't always swat flies but when i do
I don't always drink beer But when I do
I don't always hate ducks But when I do it's because they are playing football
I DONT ALWAYS POST LYRIC STATUS'S BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always trust farts... but when i do i usually shit on myself.
I don't always pass gas. But when I do
I Don't always give a shit. but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS USe INTERNET EXPLORER But when i do i exit it and using chrOme
I dont always dance on one leg but when i do
I don't always like other people's memes but when I do
i dont always drop out of high school but when i do i go straight to college
i don't always give a shit... ...But when i do
I don't always become the champion in a gunpla kit contest but when i do
I don't always get into internet debates but when i do
i don't always run late for class but when i do im on time
I don't always sleep 11 hours But when I do I'm still tired
I don't always vote  But when I do it's for Libertarians
I don't always sleep with a friends ex girl friend  but when i do i make sure it's andys
I don't always root for the iowa hawkeyes..... But when i do
i dont always wear shorts in shop but when i do im zack wheet
I don't always use the internet but when I do
I DON'T always yell at my students  but when i do       safety glasses
I dont always endorse presidents
I don't always Go raw dawg But when I do
i don't always remember my mypay password but when i do
I don't always play world of tanks but when I do
i dont always eat capn crunch but when i do
I don't always come up with retarded ideas but when i do
I don't always go to limp bizkit concerts but when I do I bounce in the mosh pit
i don`t always ask out girls but when i do i get friendzoned
Hurricanes are warned when he's coming
I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR MY FLIP-FLOPS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always play laser tag but when i do i use satellite lasers
i don't always ask girls to homecoming but when i do
i don`t always watch willy wonka  but when i do i wonka my willy
I don't usually pick up 1-800 calls but when I do
I don't always shower in the dorms but when i do i pee on the floor
I DON'T ALWAYS USE DINO RABBIT BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always live in the south But when I do I prefer land mass
I don't always stand in long lines but when i do
I dont always go to creamfields but when i do it gets cancelled
i don't always listen to the teacher but when i do
i don't usually like to throw away money but when i do its rolls of quarters off of overpasses at semi trucks
I don't always do surveys but when i do
I don'T always take valium but when i do
i don't always get blowjobs. okay yes i do.
I don't always play words with freinds but when I do I'm making a poopie
i don't always watch vampire movies but when i do there's no god damned sparkles
I dont always walk my dog at night but when i do
I DON'T CLICK ON 'WHEN YOU SEE IT' MEMES OFTEN BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE I CAN'T SEE IT
I don't always the word “Duvet' But when I do
i don't always dance at clups or partys but when i do
I don't always know what to say but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GET COMPLAINTS AT WORK BUT WHEN I DO THEY ARE USUALLY IGNORANT AND UNFOUNDED
i don't always wear dresses but when i do i look FAABULOUS
I don't always put 'le' in front of words But when I do
i don't alway create memes but when i do
I CAN JERK OFF
i don't always go on adventures but when i do
I don't always indulge in premium fashion But when I do
i don't always drink beer but when i do i pick the ones with the laziest possible names
I don't always masturbate but when i do i use a belt sander
I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE BLOWJOBS BUT WHEN I DO YOU FALL ASLEEP
i don't always have lucid dreams but when i do
I don't always  Get on the Catwalk
I don't always own a successful business. But when i do
i don't always complete my sentences but when i do...
I don't always makes meme but when i do
i dont always tag my revisions but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SPEND MONEY BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always break with tradition but when i do
I dont always shower But when i do.. i make a day of it
I Don't always go to open gym but when i do
I don't always bend the pins on my motherboard
I Don't always get Replaced
I don't always intervene in human affairs But when I do
I don't always do your mom in the bum But when i do.....cream pie.
i don't always spaz out at school but when i do i'm rhylie jones
i don't always make fun of fat girls but when i do
I don't always smoke spice but when i do i throw up in the grav bong
i dont do moth makeup but when i di...see above
I don't always get my period but when i do
I don't always schedule my gyno appointment at work
I Don't always drink beer But when i do
I don't always send happy bIrthday facebook posts But when I do
i DON'T ALLAYS sound RETARDED  but when i do its when i talk to my crush
I dont always use memegenerator.net but when i do
i don't normally 'troll' but when i do
I don't always have volcanic diarrhea But when I do I drank dos equis
I doNt always give up goals But when I do
I don't always drink beer But when I do I look like this
I don't always have a good idea for 9gag But when I do
I don't always eat chick-fil-a BUT WHEN I DO
I HAVEN'T ALWAYS WANTED TO SECEDE FROM THE UNION BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always take an arrow to the knee but when i do
i don't always lose my phone but when i do It's always on silent
i dont always play trynd but when i do
whine for a penalty mikko gives it twice
i dON't always invite people to the movies But when i do they say No
I don't always use my turn signal but when i do
I don't always face my problems but when i do
I don't always use the metro in france but when i do
I don't always hire corrupt supply teachers but when i do
But when i do
I don't always clock in early from lunch But when I do
I don't always tell fry's joke
i always drink beer
I don't always play words with friends but when i do I'm on the toilet
I don
I don't always leave midgets in ovens but when i do
I don't always beat my wife But when i do
'Infantry' I don't always leave the wire but when i do
i don't always get sick but when i do
I don't always post pics of me having sex but your sister insisted
My daughter lost her virginity i got it back
I don't always talk to people who live in alaska... but when I do
i don't always knock on the door but when i do
i don't always go on reddit But when i do i'm not logging off anytime soon
I Don't always compliment my boyfriend BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drive dangerously But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS COMPARE MYSELF TO CHUCK NORRIS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always take a shit but when i do i beat records!
I DON'T ALWAYS PUT MY ELBOW ON THE TABLE ACTUALLY NEVER MIND THAT
I don't always play a latin sean connery... yes i do
amo los penes grandes
I dont always fap but when I do it's with this hand
I dont always want cereal but when i do
i dont always wash my eyes...  but when i do
I don't always install games But when i do
I don't always walk on the sidewalk but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO THE MOVIES buT WHEN I DO
i don't always wear a belt but when i do
I don't always keep the house clean But when I do
I don't alwasy get butthurt but when i do
I dont always stay on skype bUT WHEN I DO MY INTERNET SUCKS!
I am not the most interesting man in the world Unless I am drunk and doing crazy shit on  tv.
I Don't always invite a girl over for shisha but when i do
There are only 2 types of Dads Me... And then all you losers
I dont alway see a lamborghini but when i do
I don't always sleep with woman BUt when I do I make sure itS not a hooker
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE SHITTY MEMES but when I do
I don't always hate people but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS STUDY FOR FINALS BUT WHEN I DO
i never  do math home work but when I DO I  USE A CACALATOR
i dont always ask you to clean my foreskin but when i do
I Dont always where aqua velva But when I do I always smell like your grandpa
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE HOMOEROTIC FANTASYS BUT WHEN I DO IT INVOLVES stephenie meyer
I don't usually drink before exam but when i do
I don't always create a meme but when i do
I Don't always sit in V.I.P... But when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS SNEAK OFF EARLY ON MY BREAKS BUT WHEN I DO I BRING KLEENEX FOR CLEAN UP
I don't always complete my thoughts ....
i dont always get bitten by a spider when i wake up but when i do
I don't Always Play Red Dead Redemtion But when I do
I don't always spam jp but when I do
I DONT always have a boner... but when i do
I don't always do the dip but when I dip
I don't always go to florida but when i do there are zombies
I don't always run for president but when I do
i dont always watch golf
i dont always fart around people  but when i do 
i don't always drive a jeep but when i do
I dont always take my asian friend fishing but when I do
I don't always have sex with top models but when i do i don't
i don't always get a job offer but when i do
I Don't always party but when i do i party hard
I don't always work underneath cars but when i do
I don't always go to netto But when i do
I don't always troll in LOL But when i do i make sure it's a ranked game
I don't always try to make a funny post But when i do
I don't always Stand But when i do
i don't always use emoji to troll on someone but when I do
I DOn't always Pley Ping pong But when i do
i don't always do my best but when i do i do it on the toilet
I don't always do my homework but when i do... Wait i don't
i don't always go to parade rest for ncos but when i do
I don't always stop for red lights but when i do
I Dont Always wish people a happy birthday but when I do
I Don'y always lose things But when i do
i don't always play diablo 3 but when i do
I dont always fart in public
i don't always give a shit but when i do
i don't always blow my nose but when i do i make people deaf
I don't always have to pee in the middle of the night but when i do i pee the bed
I dont always crate memes but when i do
I don't always post facebook statuses but when i do
i dont always do this commercial. but when i do i get paid millions
conscience It's just a polite word for 'cowardice'
i don't always write the word congrats but when I do
I don't always post on facebook But WHEN i do I make sure to mention the fact that I have a girlfriend
i don't always go places  but when i do
I don't always understand buddhism but when LVL_5_Laser_LOtus Explains it I do
i don't always get up early but when i do
I Don't Always Shave But When I do
i don't always pass an exam but when i do i make sure i cheated
i dont always tell my wife to get in the kitchen but when i do
i don't always do my homework but when i do
i don't always stare but when i do
I Dont always get the mail but when i do it's because i am waitng on a movie from netfix
I don't always post on Facebook But when I do
I don't alWays listen to Mexican music But when I do
i don't always make memes but when i do
i don't always get confused with tony sinclair but when I do
i don't always talk to people but when i do
i don't always cry But when I do i cry alone
i don't always have to fart but when i do it's in front of my in-laws
I don't always have sex but when I do
I dont always use my credit card for gass but when I do I get 3% back
i dont always fight for my rights but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS GET DRUNK BUT WHEN I DO I RUN FAST INTO A PARKED CAR AND BLEED INTO THE GUTTER FOR HOURS
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY IN BAND BUT WHEN I DO I'M FAKING IT.
I don't always take a day off but when I do
I don't Always Punch Fire Extinguishers But When I do
I dont always have sex but when i do i say 'yo gimme dat'
I dont always think of the teacher i hate but when i do
i DON'T PLAY LOL SO OFTEN BUT WHEN I PLAY DON'T DISTURB ME
I dont always draft a punter in the 3rd round but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS WATCH HISTORY  BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always bump a thread full of stupid memes but when i do
i don't always clean my room but when i do
i dont always comment on youtube but when i do i ask for thumbs up
I dont always drink damn I always drink
i don't always have bad memory but when i-- wha?
i don't always throw sandwiches but when i do
i dont alway have a boyfriend but when i do
i dont always write my own papers but when i do they aren't mine
i don't alway save pk's but when i do
i prefer boiling hot. i don't always drink tea
i don't always watch tv
i don't always bbq
i don't always drink beer
I don't always have good ideas to post oN 9gag But when i do i forgeT Them before i start up my computer
i don't always wear underwear but when i do they're pink and frilly
I don't always watch spongebob But When I do I beg to differ
I don't always play a rogue but when i do
I don't always go to red Robin but when i do
I don't always But when I do
i don't always want to be brian scalabrine ok yes i do
I don't always take a crap in church but when i do holy shit
i dont always see a fight at school but when i do i make sure facebook knows about it
I am a drunk
I don't always do things But when I do
if gag then gag
I don't always love playoff hockey Oh wait... Yes I do.
I don't always hate people but when i do
I dont always try to stay awake But when i do I make stupid memes
I don't always cry but when i do
I don't always drink all the time but when i do
Ethopians dont normally give blowjobs but when they do they swallow
i dont always drink but when i do
I don't always make meme's. But when i do
I don't always like digesting shards of glass but when i do i prefer dos equis
I don't usually fart in the office but when i do i make it obvious
i don't always fart when in a room but when i do
I don't always ask about metal bands but when i do
I don't always punch women But when I do
I don't always wipe my ass but when I do
I dont always start good threads but when i do they are about sick coolers
I Don&#180;t Always smoke weed but when i do its 4:20
i dont allways drink but when i do i wake up hung over in jail
I don't always make friends
i dont always make memes but when i do they're not that funny
I don't always lose 3 goal leads but when i do it is in the stanley cup playoffs
I dont always hate young people But when i do i make sure im in a suit
I don't always see the biggest black ass but when i do
I'm not always constipated
i may have jumped the border
i dont always ask girls out but when i do
I don't always drink milk but when i do
I don't always kill Templars  but when i do i make sure i use my hidden bllades
i don't always upvote good memes but when i do
i don't always sweat in class but when i walk up those hills...
A great dance you ask? DJ Black JEsus evrytime
I don't usually use bottom text
i don't always do a headshot but when i do
I don't always have gas but when I do
I don't always have gas but when I do
I don't always know how to make a meme But when I do
i don't always go to jail but when i do
i don't always record shows using fox but when i do i miss the endings
I dont alWays go to parties BuT when i Do
I DONT ALWAYS EAT AT McDONALDS but when i do i make sure im lovin it
I don't always slap my woman But when i do
I don't always go to movies of my favorite books But when i do
I dont always masturbate but when i do
I don't always get texts from girls... But when i do they need help with their homework
I don't always watch star wars but when i do i pretend to be as arrogant as han solo
i dont always drink beer but whe.. oh wait
I don't always try to commit sucide... But when i do i let someone else hold the sword
i don't always watch a movie more than once but when i do
I may have a beard
I don't always shave
I don't always misspell my words see what i mean?
I don't always eat cereal but when i do
i dont always live once lol jk yolo
I don't always watch soccer but when I do
I don't always drink beer but when I do  this suit is made From sharpie
i'm not always busy but when i am its because my friends asked me to hang out
i don't always order papa johns but when i do i usually would have been better off eating my dog's feces
I don't always find a shoe box But when i do
I DONT ALWAYS MAKE MEMES BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always buy girls drinks but when i do
I dont always have a beard but when i do
I don't always fall for a girl but when i do... i swear i'm in love.. then find another girl a week later.. and do it all over again
I don't always hang out but when i do
i dont always MASTURBATE under the tables in bars   but when i do
I Don't always study But when I do
I dont always have a job interview But when i do
I don't always listen to shitty music but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS MASTURBATE
I don't Always Drink Beer But When I do
I don't always post on Fencecheck but when I do
i don't always create memes but when i do
I don't always wear fox racing shirts to school But when I do
i dont allways have gay sex
i dont always smoke weed
I DON'T ALWAYS PARTY BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always see but when i do
i don't always get my ideas from other people's memes but when i do
I don't always follow but when i do
i dont usually get with guys but when i do i make sure they have big hands
I DONT USUALLY GET KISSED BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always listen to etta james but when i do
I don't always slap the shit out of my own face but when I do there is a fly on it
I dont always go into the kitchen but when i do
I don't always test my code but when i do
i don't always do my homework but when i do
i dont always fart in sauna but when i do i make sure i leave shit stains on the bench
I don't always pad tables but when i do
i don't always make memes but when i do
I don't always do something cool... but when i do
I don't always have meetings But when I DO I use memes
I Don't Always Shower or wear Clean Clothes But When I do
I don't always eat m&M's but when i do
I don't always sing But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS GO TO ANIME CONS BUT WHEN I DO I GO FOR THE SEXY COSPLAYS
privatize the gains socialize the losses
I am not always meme crazy But when i am
hey there little girl i know how to count
i dont always switch to geiko but when i do
I'm not always on skype but when i am
I don't Always forget things But when I do... uh... what was i saying?
I dOn't always beat my wife' But when i do
i dont always love you but when i do
i don't always post to instagram but when i do it's always #nofilter
I dont always go out for rave
I don't always hang out in fayetteville but when I do
I DONT ALWAYS TAKE A SHIT BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always talk shit about people on facebook but when i do
I don't always get nostalgic but when i do
i don't always skip school but when i do
I don't always bring milkshakes to the yard but when i do
i dont always be a meme but when i do
I don't always walk into mordor but when I do
I don't always use the terminal but when I do
my dynamic IP doesn't always stay the same but when it does
I don't always wash my car but when I do
I dont always agree with my wife but when i do i make sure  she believes otherwise
I don't always do it with the lights off but when i do its with an ugly chick
I don't always look for bibles in bookstores But When I do
I don't always see idiots posting song lyrics on facebook but when i do
i dont always fart but when i do
I dont always do crack but when i do
I don't always help Uganda  But when I do 
i don't always procastinate but when i do
I Dont always hump animals but when I do
I Don't always hump animals but when i do
i dont always deny people a cigarette but when i do i tell them its my last one
i don't always allow supervisors from KIE But when i do
i don't always drink protein shakes but when i do
I don't always draw chariot but when i do
i don't always share photos on facebook  BUT WHEN I DO
I dont usually do your sister but when i do
I don't always accept random  friend requests but when i do
i dont always use meme generator but when i do
I dont always browse r/atheism but when i do id rather see faces of atheism than you acting like a prick to someone on FB
i don't always ruin a facebook status... but when i do
im not always ugly but when i am
I dont  always go on 9gag.com but when I do
I don't Always procrastinate But when I do... No... I always procrastinate
i don't always go to the gym but when i do
I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU BUT THEN I ORDERED A BEER TO FORGET THE PAST
i don't always drink beer
i wasn't always this interesting i started out as success baby- now look at me
I don't usually melt
i don't always think in ghosts but when i do
I dont always fart in a car but when i do i always lock the windows
I DONT ALWAYS FAIL GANK bUT WHEN I DO
i don't always pull a sorin but when i do
I don't always get lunch but when i do
I didn't always party in college But When I did it was at 2 am in the dorm
I don't always hold my junk when I pee But when i do
Bought A E39 I AM HNIC
I don't always talk to mizzou graduates but when I do
i don't always talk to community college graduates but when i do i ask for a gift receipt
I don't always try to impress people by speaking in other languages mais quand je le fais
I don't always deny requests for apps and games on FB O wait
i don't always simply walk but when i do it's into mordor
I don't always hear banjo music but when i do
I don't always speak with marshall grads but when i do
i don't always get bullied
i don't always type too much text on my memes and tell too long and boring stories about me and my excellence  but when i do
i don't always yawn
I'm not always dyslexic but when i am
I don't always drink milk  but when i do
I don't always listen to dubstep But when i do
I don't often eat in port jefferson but when i do i dine at schafer's
I don't always talk to IU Grads But WHen I do
i don't always tan myself
I don't always reach for the stars
I don't always realize that ultimately my existence is going to end but when i do
i don't always hear people say i'm hot
i don't always reply to text messages
i don't always teach
i don't always fail
I don't always think i'm right
i don't always drink tea
i don't always choose the most expensive wine
i don't always need attention
i don't always touch myself
I don't always dye my hair
i don't always drink coffee
i don't always take the stairs
i don't always use my laptop
i don't always look in the mirror but when i do
i don't always drive BMW
I don't always use elevators but when i do
i don't always eat bananas
i don't always read books
i don't always eat sugar
i don't always play guitar
I don't always watch TV but when i do
i don't always bring my dates home but when i do
I don't always drink chocolate milk but when i do
I dont always go to church but when i do its on thursdays
I don't awlways hide my left hand but when i do
i don't always swear
i don't always pet cats but when i do
I don't always sync the databases but when i do
I don't always listen to technical metal but when i do
I don't always crash error 404: but when I do not found
i dont always eat the talking bees but when i do its because im george washington christ
i don't play dota2 very often but when i do
I don't always talk about the troops but when i do
I don't always talk to chca grads but when i do
i dont always hook up with fat chicks but when i do
i dont always use the the metric system but when i do
I don't always watch rugby but when i do it's cancelled
I don't Always open doors but when I do
I MAY NOT ALWAYS HAVE 2 PAGES IN MY SECTION BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always cancel class but when i do
I DON'T Always read chinua achebe BUT WHEN i do he's right about POSTCOLONIALISM and joseph conrad
i don't always listen to music but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS CRASH PURE HATRED BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO RAP BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always speak german but when i do
I Don't always turn 29 But when I do
i don't remember the last time i had sex but i know it was last night
i don't always trust the internet but when i do
I don't usually talk about devanne but when i do it's always behind her back
I don't always drink beer but when i do it's off campus...
I don't always floss but when i do
I don't always call People out But when i do
I don't always shoot my gun in world of tanks but when i do
i dont always have good ideas but when i do
I don't always practice parkour but when i do
I don't always vote in political elections.... Actually
i don't always take the hobbits but when i do
I don't always play fifa online But when I do I rage quit
I don't always drink and Drive But when I do it's a hit
I don't usually study before exam but when i do
I don't Always do But when I do
I don't always set my alarm for 9:00 when i have an 8:55 test but when i do i still finish the test 20 minutes early
I dont always sit here and make myself the most interesting man in the world but when i do
I don't always lose my phone but when i do
I dont always masturbate but when i do..... oh wait wrong commercial
i don't always have a good dream but when i do i can't remember it in the morning
I dont always wish you happy birthday but when i do its because its your birthday
i dont always like girls  but when i do i prefer midgets
I don't always upload on 9gag But when i do
I don't always fart But when i do
I don't always lose as terran but when i do
I don't Usually play League of legends But when i do i play first win of the day with bots
i dont always download things But whEN I DO
i don't always reactivate my facebook but when i do
i dont always finish my sentences  but when I do
I don't always use roofies But when i do
I Don't always hate being a republican but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS SHIT BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always crash my cruise ship But when i do
I don't allways fall accidentally on a lifeboat but when i do
i dont always bump threads BUT WHEN I DO ITS FROM PAGE 95
I don't always get high but when I do
I DON'T USUALLY PRAY FOR SOMEONE. BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always watch sci-fi dramas but when I do I prefer battlestar Galactica
i don't always go out with women but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DOWNLOAD SONGS BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always shit in my friends toilet
i don't always use full stops but when i do
I ONLY drink two times per year when it's my birthday and when it's not
Not Everyone on Mcme talks in caps But when someone does
I don't always cheat on women but when i do
I don't always use bad grammar but when i do it's the worstest
I DONT USUALLY DRINK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always use Internet Explorer But when i do
i dont always see teams blownout but when i do their qb is tebow
I don't always through things on the ground But when i do
I dont always buy a toilet but when i do i make sure i shit in it
i don't always sleep but when i do it's during class
I don't always study for my exams but when i do it's the day before.
i don't always pose like this but if i did pose
i dont always talk shit
I Don't always talk but when i do No one listens
I don't usually add strangers on facebook but when i do they're hot girls
I don't always listen to Justin Bieber but when i do
I don't always listen to my brain BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always pee while sitting down but when i do
I don't always speak in a different language Mais quand je le fais
I DONT ALWAYS AVOID DOING LAUNDRY BUT WHEN I DO I FOLD MY CLOTHES BEFORE I PUT THEM IN THE HAMPER
I don't always fart in public but when i do the fat guy is blamed
I dont always post on facebook but when i do
I don't always support Liverpool But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS RUN THROUGH THESE HOES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always use templates But when i do
I don't always ask smart questions but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS FART BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always shave  but when i do... ok i never shave
I don't always racially stereotype people but when I do I'm generally correct with my assumptions.
I don't always use a keyboard but when i do i press f13
I'm not always the most interesting man in the world Oh wait...
I don't always lose
I Dont normally masturbate but when i do
I don't always bone your mom. actually nevermind.
I don't always forget to save but when i do i get blindsided by a sabretooth
I DON'T ALWAYS SCREAM
I Don't Always drink after saving new york from global thermonuclear war but when i do
I don't always Play StarCraft But WHEN i DO
I don't Always Hit my wifE BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT ALWAYS FORGET TO SELECT LANGUAGE BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT ALWAYS GO TO WAR WITH 3RD WORLD COUNTRIES BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always use condoms but when i do
i dont always climb the HIGHEST mountain but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SPEAK FRENCH BUT WHEN I DO
i DOn't always face palm but when i do it's because of dumb shit like this
I don't always play frost mages
I don't always get hammered on a monday But when I do
I don't always create my own dubstep But when I do
i don't always fart but when i do
i don't always add to much details to my memes but when i do
I dont always type in caps lock But when i do
i don't always go to harvard but when i do
i dont always sleep but when i do i use a pillow
I don't always Call Upon the Sea Ponies But When I shoo Be doO Shoo Shoo Be Doo
I don't always take an arrow to the knee But when I do
i dont always comment on facebook
I dont always tell storys but when I do i one up yours
I Don't always procrastinate but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PUNCH PEOPLE THROUGH TCP/IP BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always create geeky-fan focused facebook groups but when i do
I dont always play call of duty but when i do nothing else exists
I don't always Get cyber bullied But when i do
i Dont always fart but when i do
I don't ALways post poorly humoured memes but when i do
i don't always take a picutre of myself but when i do
I'm not always unemployed but when I am it seems like I've never worked a day in my life
i dont always comment on meme-related shit on facebook but when i do i can tell yours is going to be shit
I just had the most interesting colonoscopy in the world
I don't always listen to music while working but when I do it's dub stequis
I don't always watch christmas specials but when I do I prefer How the Grinch stole CHristmas
i don't always asphyxiate prostitutes
I don't always go to church but when i do it is a salvation army
I don't always  drive But when I do I speed everywhere
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE DREAMS OF BETTY WHITE
I dont always run with SCISSORS but when i do
I don't always create a meme but when i do
i don't always have sex but when i do
i don't always have a beard but when i do
i don't always masturbate in public But when when i do
I don't always go to red alert but when i do i make it so
I don't always act this interesting... but when I do
when walmart isnt busy hiring old men my age they are busy collecting the insurance money after we die
I Don't ALWAYS USEd TO BE an ADVENTURER LIKE YOU BUT WHEN I DId
I don't always fus. But when I do
I never contradict myself
I don't always kill myself but when i do
i don't always go to strip clubs but when i do
I Don't Always Post Memes on Facebook But When I Do
i DON'T always fus but when i do
I don't always post my own memes on facebook But when I do
I dont always teach physics but when i do
I don't always play rammus but when i do
I don't always punch people in the face but when I do
I don't always punch strangers in the face but when I do
I dont always masturbate but when i do i tell my girlfriend about it
I DON'T ALWAYS PUNCH WOMEN IN THE FACE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have sex in a car but when i do
i dont always have a girlfriend but when i do... i wish i hadnt one
I don't always give props to people but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS DOWNVOTE BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always hunt textures but when I do
I don't always log in to reddit But when I do it's Because the frontpage is filled with /r/atheism
i don't always confess stuff in facebook statuses  but when i do
I don't always watch clemson lose  but when i do
I dont always make friends with muslims but when i do
I don't always change subject mid-sentence but i love tina fey.
I don't usually comment on Facebook but when I do
i don't always curse but when I do it's unforgivable
I don't always answer the house phone but when i do
i dont always eat at mcdonalds But when i do they mess up every order i make
I Don't Always Prostitute myself But when i do
I DONT ALWAYS STAB Styrofoam heads but when i do its after watching immortals
I don't always crush my enemies and see them driven before me but when I do
I don't always howl at the moon but when I do I shave the Neighbour's cat afterwards
I don't always cut off mid-sentence But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS CHANGE THE VOLUME BUT WHEN I DO
I Don't always have a brain aneurism but when i do
I don't always talk but when I do it's too loud
I don't always  repost but when i do
I don't always throw stones But when I do I level houses
I don't always challenge chuck norris
I don't always kill people but when i do
I don't always eat seafood But when I do its Bearded Clams
I dont always root for other teams but when i do
he doesn't always work but when he's done
I don't always second guess what i post but when i do
We don't always found love but when we do
Michelle Renee Bush i don't always have this grin but when i do
I don't Always use an MVVM Framework But when I do
i don't always forget things but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS BEAT MY WIFE BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE SHE DESERVES IT
i don't always finish... but when i do
i don't always say always but when i do
I don't always get laid
i don't always name my apartments but when i do
I dont always take a big shit  but when i do it never goes down
I don't always floss But when I do
i don't always rate games but when i do
I dont always get drunk but when I do
I don't always name my apartments but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS TELL MEN THEY LOOK LIKE THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD bUT WHEN i DO
I don't always stay up until 3 am but when i do
I don't always fail software installs but when i do i push on to other shift
i don't always open crates but when i do
I'm not always sarcastic on facebook But when i am
I DONT ALWAYS DRINK BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always try to impress girls but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS stay awake BUT WHEN I DO i fall asleep
I don't always hotkey my forge but when i do i accidentaly cancel my upgrade
I don't always make instant best friends But when I do
I don't always play battlefield
I don't always finish my sentences because when i do
i dont always make memes but when i do they're sappy and dont make sense.
I DON'T ALWAYS GO ALONG WITH A MEME SOMETIMES I JUST IMPROVISE
I don't always browse reddit while in the bathroom but when i do
I dont always dress fancy
I don't always get in arguments But when i do I tear bitches apart
who am I kidding? I always do!
I don't always cry Uncontrollably But When I do Its because of biology
I don't always teach Calc But when i do
I don't always agree with /r/atheism But when I do
i dont always laugh too much but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TEST MY CODE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S IN PRODUCTION
I don't always troll  but when i do
I don't always vote Republican but when I do
i dont always drink beer but when i do...  my wife regrets it !
I DONT ALWAYS VISIT MY FRIENDS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always reboot computers but when I do
I don't always get to choose the programming language for my projects But when i do it's damn sure not visual basic
I don't always send you pictures but when i do they're awesome
I dont always keep an idiot busy(see bottom) But when I do( See TOP)
I don't always UpVote But when I do
I don't normally Get phone calls But when i do im normally on the toilet
I dont always leave early but when i do it is 4:20
i don't always smoke
i don't always GG but when i do i leave the game
I don't always use god mode but when i do
I don't upvote on reddit often but when i do it is a picture of a hot girl on r/gonewild
I don't always comment on videos but when I do
i don't always test code changes but when i do
I don't always name my rooster but when i do
i don't always sleep but when i do
When I am unfriended i find replacements
I don't always fart at the table but when i do i lean like this
I dont always put gel in my hair but when i do i notice im going bald
i don't always have sex with men but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS GIVE WOMEN AIDS BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always drive the speed limit but when i do it's because im drunk
I don't always beat women but when i do; i beat them hard
I don't Always protest... but when i do
I don't always generate memes but when I do
I dont Always go to the Theatres But when I do
I dont't usually do anything unusual But when i do
I'm not always the man for the job But when i am
I don't always make hypotheses but when i do
i don't always do cocaine but when i do i do it off of jessica alba's sweet sweet ass
i dont always make memes but when i do i always forget to set the language
I DOnt hit people but when i do
i don't always breathe but when i do
I dont Always Shave my Balls But when I do
I don't always go to your parties But when I do
I don't always talk to you but when I do
I don't usually alter deals but when i do
I don't always hate myself in the mornings but when i do its because i woke up
i don't usually make internet memes but when I do
i don't always drink but when i do everyone seems more interesting
I don't always tell my secrets
I DONT ALWAYS SELL SHIT ONLINE BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK bUT WHEN i DO EVERYONE  HATES ME THE NEXT DAY
I don't always kill zombies But when I do
i don't always REALIZE bothering people for kicks IS wrong but when i do
i dont always procrastinate but when i do
i dont always brag about myself in memes ACTUALLY
I don't always tell people my biggest secrets But when I do
i dont always get violently drunk but when i do i tend to do it for the next three years or so
I don't Always send you Packages But when I do
I don't always repost old memes but when I do
I like my women the way i like my eggs Battered or over easy
I don't always take a shower But when I do
I don't always lag
MY CODE DOESN'T ALWAYS FAIL BUT WHEN IT DOES
i don't always create softwares but i when i do i create it in trinary code
i don't always say 'i don't always' but when i do
It doesnt always rain on my head but when it does i call it brainstorming
I don't always build cities
i don't always press the windows button but when i do
i don't always buy ginger snaps but when I do they are gone within the hour
I DON'T AWAYS DRINK MILK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always eat cookie dough ice cream but when i do
i dont always get a cake
I don't always use WebGL but when I do
I don't always use USB'S But when i do i never unplug them safely
I don't always beat top 10 teams but when I do
I don't always watch tournament streams But when i do i don't get to watch anything
I don't usually use inuendos but when i do
I don't always get a tank in L4D2
I don't always use the periodic table... BUT WHEN I DO ...I destroy it because I only believe in the element of surprise.
I don't always brag …Maybe a little
I don't ALWAYS GRAB PEOPLE BY THE THROAT BUT WHEN I DO I GET CALLED A RAPIST
I Don't always Pay taxes but when i do
I don't always go to parties but when i do i make sure the cup/female ratio equals 0.5
i don't always call mia but when i do
I don't always send links to internet memes but when I do
I don't always sleep but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS RIDE A UNICYCLE BUT WHEN i DO
i don't always play tower defense at work but when i do i play it on both monitors
I may not come to work often... But when i do I use up all the Bandwith
i don't always fart in public but when i do
I don't always get poked but when i do
I don't always lay steamers but when i do
I don't always repost from reddit on facebook oh wait
I dont always use 2 ply but when i do i can never fully wipe my ass clean when i'm in a rush.
I don't always use 1 ply but when i do
I don't always silence my phone during class but when i do
I dont always drink does Equis But when I do they pay me a lot
i don't always masturbate but when i do
idon't always post a facebook status but when i do
Jesus walked on water i swam on land
I don't always pray to god but when i do
I don't always know when someone is flirting with me but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE ACID BUT WHEN I DO
I don't usually have sex with fat chicks but when i do they offer to paperbag themselves
I don't usually fart but when i do
i don't always cheat on a test
i dont always die in zombies but when i do
I don't always fart but when i do
i don't always have seizures alsk;djfm
i dont always have sex with men but when I do its a woman
I dont always grammar But when i do.
I don't always go to the gym but when i do
I don't always masturbate But when I do
i don't always drink
i DON'T always use ENGLISH grammar
I don't always repeat myself But when I do
I don't always eat doughnuts but when i do
i don't always lose focus but when i do
I dont always show my friends a trick i learned but when i do
I don't always drink 100 energy drinks in an hour but when i do
I don't always use email but when i do
i dont always troll but when i do
i don't always wash my car but when i do
I don't always use ad block But when I do I still get ads.
I Don't usually downvote but when i do
I don't always play pokemon but when i do
I don't ussaly go to san francisco but when i do
I don't always crap my pants  but when i do i prefer huggies diapers
I don't always violently murder prostitutes. but when i do
I don't always get a hold of your phone but when I do
I don't always get hair in my mouth But when i do
I don't always decide to upvote But when I do I'm not logged in
i don't always shit in public but when i do
My internet doesn't always lag out but when it does I'm on a KIll streak
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always forget what I was going to say
i dont always eat chicken but when i do its over
I don't always breathe with my mouth open but when I do
i don't always approve comments but when i do
i don't always make my first meme but when i do... i hope it gets thumbs
I don't always bash on nexon But when I do... wait I always do.
I DON'T always find your faith but when i do i find it disturbing...
i dont always punish my slaves
I Dont always offer but when i do i make bonus
I don't always party But when I do it's usually on a yacht
I don't always build Computers BUT when I do I SWEAR LIKE A ENGLISH LADY
I don't always remember...but when i do
i don't always masturbate... but when I do
Don't Mind me I just released the Kraken
I don't always need to crap but when I do:  player found
I don't always watch reality tv
the most interesting man in the world is left handed. ...interesting.
I don't always work out but when i do
I don't usually use utensils
I dont usually play facebook games But when i do
I don't always talk down to pve heroes but when i do
i dont always get erectile disfunction but when i do i go soft
i don't always drink in fact
I don't always drink beer but when i do
i don't always post video links on facebook but when i do
I Don't always comment on posts But when i do im high on r/trees
I don't always clog the toliet at work But when I do
I don't always obey traffic laws but when I do i probably have a g
i DON'T USUALLY PLAY HON BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always post High But when I do
The most interesting thing about taking part in psych studies is they never tell me when im in the placebo group
I don't always talk to idiots But when I do
i don't always browse the singularity but when i do
I Don't Usually Lie But When I do I Claim I'm Not Mexican
I don't always ban players
I don't always have computer problems But when i do
don’t always do to school
don’t always go to school
I don't often start new threads but when I do
I don't always make speed zealots But when I do
I don't always drink lager but when i do
I don't drink beer anymore. but if I did... i'd end up beating you unconscious in a violent blackout.
I don't usually pay any attention to sissy vampire Stories (be They in books
I don't always eat lunch with todd rutz. but when i do
I don't always link youtube videos But when I do they're not the popular ones
I don't always get impressed But when I do it's because of your hacking skills
I dont usually post quotes on my wall but when i do
i dont always quest for vengeance
I'm so interesting That nobody knows who i am
I don't always wish people happy birthday on Facebook But when I do
I don't always toast my pop-tarts but when I do
I don't always REVIVE MY SQUAD MATES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always get into masters but when i do i click continue too fast
i dont usually get turned on by puppies but when i do there is a pot roast in the oven
I dont always send numbers correctly But when I do they are better than yours
I don't always illegally stream Test Cricket But when i do
i don't always see but when I do it's what you did there
I don't always test my code but when i do 
I don't always do good
I don't always eat asian food but when i do
I don't always see but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS  +1 my own meme but when i do 
I don't normally support the death Penalty But in Norway... I do.
I don't always follow back But when I do
I don't always get tormented But when I do
i don't always like dreads but when i do
I don't post for over a month and when I do its spam.
I don't always listen to amy winehouse but when i do it's because she's dead
i don't always fap to get off but when i do its like jerking a lawnmower cord
I don't Always Caps Lock but when i do
I don't always create sites for amusing images with memetic potential But when I do
I don't always tell my father I love him But when I do its not on facebook
I Don't Always Play Like A Bag Of Shit But When I Do
i don't always post cryptic status updates but when i do
I dont always help other people but when i do
I don't always submit timesheets But when I do
I don't always run
I don't always want snuff But when I do I call Nate
i DON'T ALWAYS WATCH LECTURES ONLINE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S DOUBLE SPEED WITH VLC
i don't always have work to do but when i do
I don't Always Roll Down My Car Window But when i do I  make it into a dubstep bassline
i dont always take 2 days off from work but when i do my team gets its ass kicked
I don't always see you in the club but when i do i make damn sure that you see me
I don't always add 'cray Cray' to a resume but when I do
I don't usually scream
My game doesn't usually crash but when it does i am screwed
I do not always eat French Fries
I don't always listen to music
I don't always make friends Yes I do
too many diffs 4 github Time to deploy
I don't always visit the country music hall of fame but when I do
I don't always help Linux newbies but when I do
i dont always have a threesome but when i do
But seriously i am not serious
I DON'T ALWAYS GO OUT  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S DARK
I don't always watch honey boo boo but when i do
I don't always shit sitting down except for days like these.
If your boYfriend didnt play hs football You have a girlfRiend
I DON'TALWAYS BABYWEAR BUT WHEN I DO I AM HANDSFREE
i dont always lose games
I dont always fart but when i do it smells like a old man did it
I don't always land a hard trick But when I do no one is watching
I don't always pee in the pool but when i do
I don't always sing... but when i do
I don't always trust a friend I've known for 15 years But when I do she steals from me
i wish i could say 'I am the broken wheel'
i don't always get too close for missiles but when i do
Im dont always sponsor
i don't always go on my break at the right time but when i do
I don't always post misleading stutus updates but when I do
I don't always wish my friends happy birthday on facebook
i don't always play minecraft but when i do
I don't usually get mad But when I do it is because I ran out of gold
I don’t always BUY A PINK WARD BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always read classic spider-man comics but when I do
I don't always get drunk but when i do: guys? where is my phone
I DOn't always want to skip game of thrones chapters but when i do
I don't always use the last paper towel But when I do
i don't always change the central air filter but when I do
i don't work any day But when i do
i dont always fire my gun randomly in the air but when i do i point it north to canada
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE BEAUTIFUL WOMEN STANDING NEXT TO ME BUT WHEN i DO
I don't always eat people but when I do
Johnny doesn't usually think deborah is out of his league  BUT WHEN HE DOES...GOD BLESS HIM HES RIGHT!
It takes me awhile to get it up But when i do
I don't always work on the weekends just the ones with a saturday in them
i don't always win coach of the year but when i do i beat my wife.
I dont always say its quiet in the woods But when i do i dont admit i've never been in the woods.
I don't always get things filled at another pharmacy but when I do
i don't always finish my sentences but when i do
I don't always drink 'Wake the dead' But whe- he was standing on the giraffe...
I don't always use words but when i do i have no idea what i am saying
We don't always lose But when we do we win
I do not always send memes But when I do THEY ARE DEFINITELY NOT CAT MEMES
I dont alway rage But when I do... it's page side
When I teach people to play goalie I never tell them I suck at it too
I don't always ask how the game is but when I do I make sure the game is not on yet
i don't always make sense but when i do
I don't always plug in household electrical appliances the correct way on the first try
i don't usually visit kawaii stores
I don't always     image macro But when I do
I don't usually have time on my hands but when i do
i don't always know stuff but when i do       it's important
i don't always talk to people that say yolo swag but when i do
Dudes be like: I don't normally turn up. But
i dont always look at forum signatures but when i do
If you can't spell and have poor grammar Then
I don't always use a fleshlight But when I do
i don't always read the news but when i do i don't
I don't always drink flagons of raspy cider but when i do
i don't always subscribe to shakaama on youtube but when i do
I dont always clear the shelf when I coupon but if i do i tell an associate to order more for others
i don't always play video games but when i do i play minecraft
i don't always take drugs but when i do i take enough to consider murdering my friends
i don't always drink thick milkshakes but when I do
I don't always make my wife 'like' my facebook posts but when i do
i dont always play on rainbow road  but when i do i cry
I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE WITH SHARPIES BUT WHEN I DO I SNIFF IT
But when  i do
I don't always pose for pictures but when I do
I don't always give a damn ... I don't always give a damn
I don't always talk with my hands but when I do I'm at the podium speaking at a gaming conference
I dont usually watch game of thrones but when i do
i dont always fold sweaters but when i do
I don't always go on hunting trips in south texas but when i do i prefer hookers and blow in mexico
before chuck norris goes to bed. he checks under his bed for liam neeson.
i know you always see me on call of duty game series. because im captain price.
I don't always have to study for my degree but when i do
i don't always use kik
i'm not always working from home but when i do
i don't always drive a fiat but when i do my mechanic's name is tony
I don't usually smoke weed But when I do I avoid Linda's cooking
I don't always see spiders  But when I do I kill then with fire
If opportunity knocks
oh wow.. fighting over the internet.. so what's the worst you can do badass
i don't really like math... because it's mental abuse to humans.
i don't always post a status on my facebook. but when i do
I don't often use my outdoor firepit but when i do
I don't watch soccer but when I do I prefer the World Cup games
I don't always enjoy ads But when I do
i don't always masturbate... but when I do
i don't always drink  but when i do
i dont usally loose a job but when i do mateas mom is the reason
i don't always ask your opinion and when i do
I don't normally date people But when I do
The kings dont often win the stanley cup unless you consider every 730 days as 'often'
I Don't Usually Run Crying About My Problems To People But When I Do
This weekend is a practice run For the four day weekend next week
I DONT always talk to random wOmen But when i do they turn their back at me
i may not always get laid... but when I do
I dont always Cut and Paste profound quotes ..But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS SEE GROSS THINGS BUT I DO WHEN ITS BRITTANY AND TANNER GOIN IN AT IT
I don't Practice Yoga Every Day Only on the days I want to feel Good
idontalwaysusespaces butwhenido
Left - right WT FAP?!
I don't always push mongo but when i do
I don't always write a book about 'hard Choices' But when i do
I dont always watch soccer But when i do
I don't always play out But when I do
I don't always ask questions through memes but who the hell is snipercat?
i don't all ways go to england but when i do i bang russian babes
I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE  A SHIT BUT WHEN I DO
a message to the people of every nation dying lack of clean water stay thirsty my friends
i dont always have good advice to bear grylls fans but when i do it is: Stay thirsty my friends
i donT ALWAYS SAY I AM THE MOST INTERESTING MAN BUT WHEN I DONT
I Don't Always fap but when i do it is amazing!
i DON'T ALWAYS lose at arm wrestling but when i do
I don't always swoosh
I DON'T USUALLY USE THE INTERNET but when i do i do it illegally
I don't always do what i wanna do but when i do
Life doesn't always kick me when I'm down But when it does
I don't always invade the Westeros But when I do I use Dothrakis.
I don't always diss new artists but when I do
I don't always post about how much posts someone is posting But When I do
I Don't Always Get Seen In The Club With A Woman But When I Do They See Me De La Mano With An Hermosura De Mujer De Numiquipa Chihuaha
I dont always say racist shit But when i do i make sure im on camera
I don't always read the terms and conditions but when I do
I don't always give patent advice But when I do
i have a bulletproof beard deal with it
i don't always succeed at girls but when i do
I don't always watch football But when I do
I don't always talk about things i don't always do but when i do
i dont always go to canada on business but when i do
When he gets audited the irs owes him money
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A FIGHTING DREAM
I don't always take my iphone to the genius bar but when i do it takes them 4 days to find out that there's nothing wrong with it
I don't always use memes corRectly So I put som cake on that upphandling
I don't always use hyper beam but when I do
i don't always listen to 'sandstorm' by darude but when i dududududu
I don't always vomit in class but when i do it is because i saw hagelslag in her ugly dress
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH TOTTENHAM BUT WHEN I DO
i DONT ALWAYS CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS... BUT WHEN i DONT THE WORLD GETS ZERG RUSHED
I dont always eat people but when I do
I don't always eat donuts But when I do the cops sniff them out and pull me over!
I don't always make a meme
Yes A cat does        have a ass
I don't always have lame orgies Oh wait I'm Paco
I DONT ALWAYS HIT PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE ITS WOMEN THAT DONT PUNCH BACK
I am not always the most interesting guy but when I am
I don't always watch tv but when i do there are too many commercials
I don't always complain but when i do
I KEEP GETTIN' POP-UPS OF WHAT I'M SUPPOSED TO BE DOIN'...!!!
i am not always logged into facebook but when i do i dont get caught up in all the trendsetter bullshit like you bastards
I dont always support hitler I stopped doing it when germany lost to the russians
I dont always take random leaks... But when I do... Ahhh MUCH BETTER!
I dont always *burp* drink But *glugluglugluglugluglug*
I dont always receive blowjobs but wait a second
I don't always look good in a photo But when I do
i dont always have anal sex but when i do i make sure to always choke a bitch & pull her hair
I don't always use 21st century technology But when I do It SCAREs MY Family
I don't usually want dessert but when I  Do I don't have it and then want it
i dont always play at friday night magic but when i do
I dont always watch the Giro d'italia live on Eurosport but when i do.. Its tennis
I dont always work on my truck
I dont always get a 6 pri dimova but when i do i dont
I never watch nbc news unless brian williams interviews a brave patriot who stands up for the constitution
I DON'T Always DRIVE ACROSS canada BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always use memes but when i do i mess it up
I don't usually post inspiring quotes but when i do
Stayin' Shittin' Stay Fleet
I don't always book 2 hour meetings but when I do
i don't always catch fish
i don't always stand up but when i do
I dont always walk into mordor But when I do it I do it complicated
I don't always take selfies but when I do
I don't always wear short shorts But when I do
I don't always fail tests  But when I do
I don't always get ice out of the freezer But when I do
I dont always watch baseball But when I do
I don't always play poker on Dan's patio  but when I do I drink Dos Equis
I don't always eat spicy food but when i do i have DIARRHEA
I don't always debate apostates But when i do
I Don't always have deep life thoughts
i don't always use yahoo but when i do
i dont always go to house parties but when i do
I Don't always smoke weed everyday but when I do
ব?য়েট থিকা পাস করছ ? চাকরিতে থাকবা কয়দিন?
I don't always 'share the road' but when I do
i dont always get on the dance floor but when i do
i dont always bitch slap people but when i do i always use baby powder
I don't always forget to go available but when I do
I dOnt always eat chicken but when i do its peri-peri grilled
I don't always congratulate you but when i do
I don't always code but when i do
I don't usually [ISO] But when I do
I know I should hit the gym But the 1/2 chicken with pork fried rice is calling my name
I don't always win But when I do
i don't always finish last but when i do
I don't always generate leads but when i do
I don't Always Invite My Friends over But when i do
I dont always break up with my boyfriend but when i do
Goes to a heat lakers game Celtics win
Yung noize doesnt always pull a drake but when he does it gets memed
I show off very often cuz i can do it very well
i dont normally insult germans but when I do
I don't always read the clever  pictures people post on fb but when i do
i dont allways kill a hooker but when i do its before i pay her
I don't always work miracles  but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK JAMESON BUT WHEN I DO 
i don't always give my mother a present on mother's day but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS SELL BRS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always suppress my colonies but when i do they gain independence
I'm not always right But when I am
I dont always find a good spouse to marry But when i do they are completely nuts
i don't always drink tequila but when i do i like to decapitate whiny liberals and greedy conservatives
i don't always ejaculate but when i do
I dont always work with Jerrod hardey but when i do it's ameture hour
i don't always order steak but when i do
I don't always watch tv
i don't always listen to lana del rey haha just kidding
I DON'T ALWAYS BANG YOUR MOM BUT WHEN I DO
I don't often sit in a room without a roof but when I do
I DONT ALWAYS go to meetings but when i do i make sure they last far longer than they should
I don't always log into Bradford Nac... But when I do
I don't always ship anime couples but when i do
I don't ever wear colored contacts I ain't GAY
i don't always join the rangers  but when i do its because i was too scared to be a marine
I don't always open my mouth but when I do its to blame our software instead of correcting the infrastructure
i don't always watch dancing with the stars but when i do
i don't always go to northern washoe county but when i do i prefer to go to bruno's
Just because it might look like I act superior doesn't mean I am. it most likely means you're just very shit.
I don't always get poked but when i do it's multiple times
I don't always run into alex but when i do
I don't always go on facebook... ...but when i do
I don't always have a mentor But when I do
I don't normally beat buck  but when I do its 7-0
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always reach out for support
i don't usually try to see who blocks me on facebook but when I do
i don't always use toilet paper but when i do
I don't always get mistakenly tagged in facebook photos But when I do
I don't always study for my exams but when I do
i dont always sell the policy  but when i do i explain it 10 times
the vassar 39 don't always drink to forget that israel exists ..... but when they do
i don't Always do but when i do i do
Gets ganked DOES A DOUBLE KILL
I don't always beat the wall of flesh But when i do
i dont always watch college football
I Don't always award the internet but when i do
whos the meme master samuel is the meme master
I never miss softball But when I do
I Don't Always Let Being Bedridden Stop me from working online but when i do
I dont always cite my sources
I DO NOt All ways kiss a cat But when i do
I don't always eat M&Ms But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO I HURL ALL OVER MYSELF
I don't always use itunes but when I do
I don't always act in action movies But when I do
I don't always crash in bike races But when I do
I DONT AWAYS SAY THIS BUT I HOPE YOU ALL LIKE TIMS FACEBOOK PAGE
I don't always post Memes wait
I DON'T ALWAYS TELL THE TRUTH BUT WHEN I DO I SAY NICKLON IS YOUR A WASTE OF SPERM
I DON'T ALWAYS SPIN IT BUT WHEN I DO... SPIN IT GOOFBALL!
I don't always vote But when i do
I don't always get betrayed but when i do
i don't always go  to the bank but when i do it's half an hour before they calose
I Don'T Always Need A Lawyer.  But When I Do
I don't always make triple plays
I Don't Always Watch the NBA Playoffs until 7 in the morning But when I do I am comatose for the rest of the. ..
my message is simple survive
I don't always read my text messages But when I do
I doNt always train dark troops  but when i do i will make sure the valkyries go for tareq
I don't usually become an admin But when I do
i don't always clop but when i do
I don't always book a magician for my event but when I do
I don't always burn myself with the mircowave but when I do I lose my taste buds for a week.
I don't normally get sore But fuck oxfam killed my balls
I dont usually talk cock but when i do I give people diu
i don't often post pictures of sunrise but when i do
I dont normally use M.r.f tires.... if i do
I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR A PURSE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S HELLO KITTY
I'll See YOU In The situation room
I Don't anyways act gay BUT WHEN I DO  I ANYWAYS GET VERY EMOTIONAL
I DON'T ALWAYS REPLY TO EMAILS BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE IT'S WITH AN IMAGE
I don't always oversleep but when i do
i dont always take students to a goa trip but when i do i sure make the conditions so unfavourable so that no one actually goes
I don't always follow you on garry's mod but when i do i always get shot
I don't Always Take selfies but when i do
i dont always take selfies  but when i do
I always drink Miller Lite When I'm drinking at Slammers
I don't always leave work Early But whenI do
I don't always save lives. but when i do
I don't always complete a review but when i do it's at 4pm the day its due
I DONT ALWAYS COME UP WITH GOOD THEORIES BUT THE IHOBO ONE IS PRETTY SPOT ON
i dont always troll but when i do i troll 3 active threads at once
i DONT ALWAYS WORK HARD BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always join a group but when i do 《its the shit》
I don't Always get arrested But when I do it's in texas
I don't always fake link But when I do
I'm not always afraid of my coworkers but right now I am
I don't always go to bed at midnight but when i do
I dont alwyas jerk off oh wait... yeah i do
i DON'T ALWAYS WORK LATE OH WAIT YES I DO
i dont always watch baer's stream but when i do
I don't always check my facebook but when i do
I don't always let pictures ruin me for other men But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE A SCIENTIFIC ARGUMENT
I may not be the best at everything nor be the sharpest 'tool' in the shop But I sure do think I am
i don't usually obsess over clive bundy oh wait..yes i do
ich erz&#228;hle nicht sehr oft aber wenn
I rarely stay up late But when I do
I don't always yell at the TV But when I do
I dont always play an mmo but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS RAISE MY EYEBROWS BUT WHEN I DO I RAISE IT HIGH ENOUGH TO LOOK LIKE ONE OF THE CLINGONS FROM STAR TREK
i dont always need managers but when i do i always ask 'whats your index?'
i dont always need managers but when i do i always ask       'whats your index?'
I don't always drink rum and coke but when  I do
I dont always HUMILIATE people  but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS PULL APRIL FOOLS DAY PRANKS BUT WHEN I DO I GET ALL YOU SUCKERS!
I don't always drink
i dont always drink beer
i don't always smoke meth but when i do i feel like we're true friends real friends know what i mean i just feel like i can talk to you like i've never opened up to anyone else before do you feel it too oh good cos i thought it was just me god that would've been embarrassing
I don't always use spreadsheets but when I do i make sure they'rE COMPREHENSIBLE  and used for maths shit.
I don't always take control of the squadron but when i do i read someone's mind
I don't always drink this shitty Mexican beer But when I do I think of my good Mexican friend
i dont always fap but when i do.. its to pics of myself
i DON'T ALWAYS DRINK bUT WHEN I DO
I don't always threaten people  But when I do it's with an ultimatum
I dont always hack unique portals but when I do I aquire my next explorer badge
Chinna Chinna Arse? Interesting
Nobody Likes the taste of alcohol we like the effects of alcohol
Sly Modafucker
I don't always get cake for my coworkers But when i do
I don't always fall in love!
i don't always lose a meme war but when i do
i am not usually follow people on daily basis but when i do
I don't always play titanfall But
I dont always claim Oslo is the best. But when I do
I don't always go to The Bar But when I do...Carmen is there
i don't always get stuck taking off my binder but when i do
i don't always use hashtags but when i do
but when I do then they screw up my life completely.
I dont always sells more cars than ernesto wait... yes I do
I don't always make fun of Volkswagen but when I do I look like a fucktard on nsvw
i dont always pick karma  but when i do people think its because of lcs
I don't always blow my Drill Instuctor away But when I do 
I don't always apply ted hose but when I do
I don't always vote in the cbc searchlight contest But when I do I vote for the Barrelmen
i don't always finish my sentences...
I DON'T ALWAYS GET 2 TENS BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS GET GAME NIGHT CANCELLED BUT WHEN I DO IM THE DM
I don't always make fun of Laura Just kidding
I don't always sleep talk but when I do
I dont always listen to along came the flood But when i do i break things
I don't always have chemistry with someone but when i do
I don't always party with Richard Sadvari But when I do he gets fucked up
i don't always use windows... but when i do it's because the app won't run in wine
I dont always use memes to convey my message but when i do its pretty fun
i dont always fap  but when i do....
i don't always give SPEECHES but when i do i always talk too fast
Me and Jesus arent always tight  but when we are we're tighter than skinny jeans
I don't always listen to a song from a new band but when I do
I dont normally bang fat ugly ho's  but when i do
I don't always participate in pyramid schemes But when I do
I don't always find FOD... But when I do I save the Air Force millions of dollars!!
I don't normally smoke weed April Fools! Happy Easter.
i don't always talk about fight club but when i do
I Don't Always Watch Hockey But When i Do it's for the Cup
I dont always cook bUT WHEN I DO I WEAR BUSINESS ATTIRE
I don't always have to deal with operating procedure paradoxes in the workplace But when I do
I don't usually fuck retarded bitches But when I do I'm going to greg moms house
I don't usually wash my phone But when I do
I don't always get invited to group chats But when I do I get every text 1 hour late
I don't always do step
I don't always hang out with Brian Young but when I do I have way more fun when Dennis is with him
I don't always post on Facebook but when I do
I don't always shower But when I do
I don't normally piss on people but when I do it' s because urine asshole
i don't always smile but when i do
i don't always go to conferences  but when i do it's the international singles conference in denver
I don't always Time travel But when I do I always return with amnesia
I dont always Listen to 80s music but when I do
i don't always drink but when i do
I dONT ALWAYS MAKE KICK ASS WEBSITES J/K YEAH I DO
I dont always drink around people I hate... but when I do...I smash bottles on their fucking heads
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE LUNCH AT SUBWAY BUT WHEN I DO
I Don't always think dAVID FLORIO'S  POLITICAL VIEWS ARE WRONG  ONLY WHEN HE OPENS HIS MOUTH
I don't always rev my motor but when I do my pistons break the sound barrier
i don't always  play titanfall but when i do i don't stop
i dont always keep people in suspense but when i do
I don't always go to work but when i do
I don't always chill with the kiiiiiiiiddddss but when i do
I dont always get a free flak cannon But when I do i get three solar flare beacons in a row
I don't always get cryptolocker but when i do
My patients don'talways do illegal drugs... but when they do. I always catch them
I don't always get offered alcohol but when I Do I refuse. Stay sober
I dont always hump but when i do
i dont always get but hurt but when i do its over pirate 4x4
i don't always buy raffle tickets but when i do it's from leo only
but when i do
but when i do
I Don'T AlwayS make Film websites but when i Do
I'm not always spiritual  but when I am i must prove it on facebook
I dont always buy land But when i do
I don't always talk shit Just kidding yes I do
I dont always go to laval but when i do...i waste 3 hours
I don't always want to listen to goatwhore but when i do it's never on anyones mixtape
i don't always let women know about goliath but when i do bitches go crazy on it
ı don't usually tıp but when ı do Employee start theır own busıness
I don't always share memes But when I do
I don't always Issue Executive Orders But when I do
I don't always use the phrase I dont always but when I do I say I don't always. See what i'm sayin'? .......Si'.
I don't always take a dump at work But when I do
I don't always listen to covers on youtube but when i do i avoid pretentious indie artists
I don't always pay cash ... but when i do
I don't always get my Handle Time down but when I do
I don't often see karma in the workplace but when i do
I dont always get dressed in the morning
I don't often spam facebook but when I do its to raise money for sick children
we don't always talk about how big our data is but when we do
I don't always have to give Dennis a ride home on out Friday and get home late Wait
I  dont always go to Bulk Barn But when i do I come out with No money
I DON't ALWAYS PLAY MARIO KARt bUT WHEN I DO I BEAT TUCKER AND KATIE
I dont always think about my ex but when i do
I don't always change my son's wallpaper but when i do
I Don't always make memes but when I do no wait...I do that shit all the time.
I don't always drink bourbon but when i do
I don't always have a dislike for pointless github repositories But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY CASUAL GAMES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't usually talk to kids with swag but when I do
I Don't Always want an Update But When i do its bcoz clan wars
i don't always rage in cod
I dont always whack off under the taBle This time
easter does not always fall on 4/20 but when it does
I always root for the NY Rangers but only because its man law to not change your favorite team
I don't groove to the vibe often but when i do its to king wizard
I don't Always Lose In The NCAA Tournament But When I Do
what would j.a.banks say if they went bankrupt? well as long as i've got my suit and tie
I DON'T ALWAYS STEAL FRIENDS but when I do
i don't always develop products but when I do
my name is not joe if it were i might have to kill myself
I don't always
I don't always drink and smoke on fridays but when i do i'm high on bath salts in applebee's bathroom
my elbow doesn't always hurt but when it does i wish i never got this job
I don't usually like sci-fi but when i do i preffer starwars
I don't always dig blondes but when I do
I don't always make rules But when I do
I don't always tell people they're gay
I don't always complain but when i do
I don't always check out snopes.com But when I do I know it's the truth.
i don't always eat quinoa but when i do i know i'm ruining a vilage in the andes mountains
UTD FANS HAPPY THEY LOST TO CITY TO HELP STOP LIVERPOOL WINNING THE LEAGUE!SILLY CUNTS
I DON't always take on the nsa... But when I do i support the USA FREEDOM ACT.
My phone doesnt always pick up sound but when it does it only picks up crinkly bags and running water
I don't always come into work on time but when I do
I don't always go out in my Range  Rover but when i do i park like a wanker
I dont always listen to my teacher but when i do
I don't usually package solutions but when I do
I don't make my own memes often
as an alcoholic i don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always break up with girlfriend... ...but when i do i also break her
I DON'T ALWAYS BELIEVE IN EXORCISM BUT WHEN i DO
I don't normally cry at initiation but when I do
I DONT ALLWAYS THINK ABOUT MUDKIPS BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO I LIKE TO WATCH THE PACKERS  LOSE
I dont always help my parents But when i should. I rent
I don't always misspell a meme but when i do
I don't usually Read internet meme's But when i do..wait who is this guy?
I dont always do burpee's but when i do
I don't always learn about matrices but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR CONDOMS BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always post news articles on Facebook but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS BUY AN OFFSHORE FISHING BOAT BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I NEVER GO OFFSHORE
I don't usually talk But when i do
I'm not always a vegetarian but when i am
I Don't always vote while i'm in college but when I do its because someone on campus registered me
I don't always play video games But when i do
i don't always drink on st. patrick's day but when i do
I don't often get married  But when I do I marry Peter Martin
I don't always set my alarm in the morning but when i do its an eartherquake!
I don't alwways read bed time stories But when I do
I don't normally have good ideas for lacrosse shirts but when I do I dont
I don't always leave my computer unlocked but when i do i invite the whole team for a bbq
I don't always get pissed but when i do
i dont always do projects at the last minute but when i do
I don't always do a poo when on hold but when i do the call is answered half way through
i don't always do a poo when on hold but when i do the call is answered mid motion
I don't always chapter sgt's out of the army  but when i do
I don't always jerk off to drunk chicks no
I dont always study math But when i do
I don't always have time to play league but when i do
i don't always trust women but when i do i get my heart broken
I dont always wish people happy birthday but when i do obladee obladaa
When I wash my car The whole street enjoys AC/DC
I don't always listen to justin BIEBER on spotify but when i do
I don't always listen to ralph waldo emerson  but when i did i ended up in the woods for two years.
i don't always write evaluations but when i do
I DON'T USUALLY BET ON HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS
he once left role play haven for good and lived to tell the story...
I don't always misuse a meme But when i do
I don't always cheat on tests but when i do
I don't always go to Brass quintet recitals But when i do
I don't usually ignore text but When you do it first it's war
I don't always wish happy birthday on Facebook! But when i do
I don't always use a fairy wand... but when i do the line goes F'ing everywhere
I DOn't always shit and puke at the same time but when i do I 'BUNZ' myself.
i don't always ko my opponent but when i do the judges didn't see the headshot
I don't always get heartfelt texts from someone but when i do
I don't always d0 Internet Advertising Sites but when I do
I don't always get girls drunk But when i do
I don't always bang my friends mom.  But when I do it's Ronnie's.
I don't always listen to local bands but when I do
I may not know many things about Virology But I do know that a Chimera is not half Human Half horse
I don't Always vote but when i do
i don't often give advices but when i do it's about mixing meds and alcohol
I don't always listen to country music but when I do
I don't always hook up But when i do
I don't always wash my hands after the restroom but I love making goodies for pot luck at work
i don't always flirt but when i do
I don't always see blue mustangs But when I do
I don't always do online tests at the last minute But when I do
I don't always fap when i drive but when i do
I don't always entertain Lilly But when I do
i dont always hold my breath this long but when i do i breath in from the other end
Ladies if you have a KING don't Re-shuffle the Pack Because You just might end up with a JOKER          #Sgushiey*|•
I don't always nitpick over details. Except when i do.
My Car Doesn't always Break down But When it does - It is always after I  have put in a full tank of Gas
I don't always annoy people  but when i do
i don't always play katawa shoujo but when i do
I don't always post in linkedin groups But when i do
I don't always give a shit
I don't drink a lot of caffeine but when I do
Connor doesn't always throw up but when he does its 11 at night all of his bed
The usda will love this announcement i GUARANTEE it
I don't always OHP But when i do
I don't always push the BOUNDARIES of socially acceptable Children's tv characters but when i do
i don't always drink javita lol ... yes i do!
I don't abuse pakistanis but when i do
I don't always do research  But when i do I mix up causation
I dont always fly But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE PEOPLE LOOK STUPID... BUT WHEN I DO
I don't normally let egg roll into house But when I do she pees on my floor
i don't always spill my coffee but when i do
I dont always win but when i do
I don't sing at late night but when i do i sing outside till i fall asleep.
I don't always argue with libertards But when I do I always win
I don't always throw a party but when I do
i dont always recaption memes but when i do they aren't funny
i don't always follow planetary science
i don't always eat girl scout cookies but when i do
i don't always watch godzilla but when i do
I don't always listen to brand new... Just kidding.
I don't always wear a condom but let's face it
I don't always install jmp but when i do
I may not always talk about kinky sex
i don't always work from home but when i do
it doesn't always rain in oakland
I don't always go first but when i do
sometimes a moment in Life is an eternity and then my friends vodka
I don't always request time off but when I do my boss gives me shit about it
I don't always drink milk but when I do I use the fancy glasses
i don't always know my place but when i do master tells me
I'm not always interesting but when I am
I don't always shag welsh bints but when i do
i don't always send an image but when i do
i dont always have a girlfriend  but when i do i download 'broapp' to take care of things
I don't always want to kill somebody But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS BEFF BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always make jokes but when i do
I don&#180;t always watching Deliverance But when i do
i dont always sit like this  but when i do i sit on my balls
I Don't always abstain from sex But when i do it's because i'm pulling out
I don't always lie to my ex wife but when I do
I don't always look back But when i do
I dont always displace my jaw  But when I do I blame it on a snowboarding accident
I don't always hang out with my boys But when I do
I don't always smoke kush but when i do
I don't always do something productive on facebook but when i do
I don't usually check these ultra long social threads very often but when i do
I don't always smoke pot But when I do I have friends and can keep a job
uccidete fraws
i dont always have gay thoughts... but when i do i picture me being a lesbian
I don’t always talk smack of people hair style. But when I do it backfires
i don't always miss workouts but when i do
let me see.... noooooooooooooo
i dont always put up a status but when i do its about an italy trip that no one cares about
I don't always change my mind.  But when I do
my boyfriend isnt alwaYs annoyed bY me But when he is He Looks really cute upseT
I dont Always Code In Javascript But When I do I USE IT For EVERYTHING
i dont always pwn canyoudigit but when i do
i don't always play flappy bird but when i do
i don't always take my keys but when i do
I don't always use memes to express myself But when i do
i don't always drink beer but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE THE LAST COPY OF STIP FORMS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always collar people but when i do
I don't always feel for others pain but when i do it's because of a roast
i don't always play flappy  birds  but  when i do my sister does it for me
I DON't always watch scary movies by myself... but WHEn I do
I don't always got to the ER
I don't always write vague Brown Admirers posts but when I do
I don't always slap drow but when I do
I Don't Always do well on tests but when i do
I don't always listen to Comedy But when i do I make sure it is at work where everyone can hear me laugh
I don't always make my own memes But when I do I take it too far
I don't always fall in love
I don't always register for mcgoun but when i do
I dont always read moab newspapers but when i do
I dON'T always feed
I don't always post on your Wall But when i Do
I don't always wash my hands after i pee But when i do it's always at work
I don't always say I gotta go into work
i dont always vote but when i do
I don't always switch from Hockey to Figure Skating But when I do Canada wins the Gold Medal
I don't always leave the group But when I do i create a new species
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH SPORTS BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always smoke meth but when I do
i don't always do a half-ass job at work but when i do
i dont always tell a sex joke but when i do  my mom hears it.
I don't always wear jeans But when I do they're blue
I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE QUERIES THAT DOWN WORK BUT WHEN I DO I RUN THEM ON TERADATA
new talking points from the president 'if you don't like your job you don't have to keep your job. period finally a promise he will keep
i don't always have my head shoved up my ass
I DON'T USually give out homework but when i do
I Dont always have unprotected sex But when i do i dont pUll out
i don't always update my jira tickets but when i do i move them across the agile board
i don't always misplace my hydrocodone but when i do it's because the dog flushed it as I was going out of town for a funeral. the doctor said its  ok to fill early.
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH SPORTS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always not pay my bill but when i don't
I dont always miss the object record but when i do
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i don't always finish tests as first but when i do i scream it as loud as every1 can hear it
I don't always go to the fsu sports games but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS CARRY ALL MY GROCERIES ON ONE ARM BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always listen to late night radio but when i do it's the signal with laurie brown
i don't always find a good game
8AM? I have no idea what that is.
I always feed unless  im draven
I dont always give you long
I don't always order Vortices But when I do
I dont normally take my nephew for tattoos But when he turns 18
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT BABY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always hire private investigators But when I do
I don't Always Watch the view But when I do It's Because they say something I agree with
I don't always pick my nose but when i do its just before the dentist
i don't always hit on girls but when i do
i Dont normally play stronghold but when i do i get my ass kicked
i don't always second guess myself but when i do
I don't always work with flat files but when i do
I dont usually live dangerous but when I do
I don't always feel patriotic but when i do
I dont always ride as a passanger in the car But when i do
I don't always do rpas but when i do
I dont always watch shows for little girls but when i do i watch my little pony
I don't always play mobas But when i do
I don't always #Faceofmlb But when i do I #PaulGoldschmidt
I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE MY TEMPER BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE PEOPLE SEND ME TEXTS WHILE I'M PLAYING FLAPPY BIRD
i don't always compile my code changes but when i do
I DONT ALLWAYS FEELS LIKE SHIT IN THE MORNING BUT WHEN I DO ITS GONNA BE HELL FOR ALL OF US
I Don't always drink beer but when i do
YOUR LIPS SAY 'NO' BUT THAT'S NOT YOUR SAFEWORD
I don't usually test my code but when i do i do it in production
i don't always confuse this guy with the men's warehouse guy but when i do i guarantee it
I Don't Always listen to avenged sevenfold But when i do
i don't always play bass at halftime but when i do
fINALLY ALLA e tsene
my facebook movie? this is how I look in every picture
I'm not always better than you  but whe... oh wait yes i am.
i don't always set a new high score in flappy bird but when i do
I don't always shit myself
I don;t always eat food but when i do it is never from a company that has the extra money to spend millions on a commercial campaign while they pay their employees a non-livable wage
i don't always have explosive diarrhea but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE A HEFTY DUMP BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always give a safety on the first play But when I do
One does not simply use the wrong meme.
I dont always go to church but when I do I block someones driveway
I don't always delete people for no reason Just kidding yes I do
i dont always go for the seahawks  wait
I don't always take a nap But when I do everyone I know seems to call me
I don't always like soup But when I do
I don't always listen to jethro tull but when i do
I don't always boulder but when i do
MY 2 CENTS IS WORTH 37 DOLLARS AND CHANGE
I DON'T USUALLY GET QUESTIONS FROM ASK.FM BUT WHEN I DO IT IS FROM ASK.FM ITSELF
I dont always do your mom but when i do i get at your sister too
The Dark is afraid of him
i DONT ALWAYS WATCH ANIME
I don't always email in sick but when I do
I dont always see the oilers win  but its always nicer when they beat the canucks
I DON'T ALWAYS TEXT BUT WHEN I DO
I Dont Always go out and socialize But when i do
I don't always have to sneeze but when I do it's always right after I put cereal in my mouth.
I don't always overhear conversations But when i Do
I don't always run out of things to say and become incredibly awkward but when i do
i don't always challenge cam but when i do
I don't always get mad at my housemates But when i do i increase the rent
I don't always buy a new car but when I do
I don't always study social studies but when i do
I don't always want to beat the crap outta Geoffry But when I do
i don't always suicide while a zombie but when i do
I don't always eat Lasagna but when I do it better be sloppy and no vegetables
I dont always think about watching my tv shows But when i do
i don't always get emo but when i do
I don't always get blown but when i do it's by a strong gust of wind
I don't always go straight for the boobs
when women talk to me i just look interested and think about cheese
I don't always listen to metal Oh wait.. Yes i do..
I dont always make bacon for breakfast but when i do
I dont always lose but when i do  i go 20-4
THE HILLS DON'T ALWAYS COMPLIMENT STUFF BUT WHEN THEY DO
weisst du was? geh sterben!
I DON'T ALWAYS COMMENT AT MEETING'S BUT WHEN I DO IT'S DIRECTED AT SOMEONE
I DON'T ALWAYS DRAG RACE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S AGAINST JUSTIN
I DON'T ALWAYS DRAG RACE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S AGAINST JUSTIN
I don't always swim in the deadpool but when i do
i don't always punch trees but when i do
Sade doesn't always text me But when she does its about some bulls hit idgaf about
I don't always eat quiches but when i do i make sure they're expired
I dont always look at the periodic table But when I do I make sure to spot:94-11-28  71-4 and 29-7
I Don't Always Cover Mediocre Receivers But When I Do I Brag About It On Live tv
i dont always take steroids with arod but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS HAVE A CELEBRITY CRUSH BUT WHEN I DO... FELICITY SMOAK!!!
if you can't tell if a lady is a natural redhead you are doing SOMETHING wrong
I DON'T ALWAYS FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO... I'M THIS GUY
i don't always write brilliant blog posts but when i do
i don't always angry but when i do
I'm not always wrong but when I am
I DOn't always lie in interviews  but when I do
i don't always shovel snow but when i do
i don't always get ingredients for joe's special but when i do i like to cook it for you
I'm usually indecisive and non-committal But when i am decisive
I DON'T ALWAYS GET ON YOUTUBE BUT WHEN I DO... IT'S FOR 8 HRS OF dISNEY WORLD VIDEOS.
I don't always use CPOE
i don't always jump out of bed like a ninja in the middle of the night
I don't always rant about immigrants on FB but when I do
koreans don't always offer me food but when they do it's usually tangerines
I don't always shop when it snows but when I do
I don't always bet on football but when I do I always win
I don't always post questions but when i do it is about something in the owners manual
I don't Always eat at mcdonalds but when I do
I dont always get Tired but when i do i have to announce it to my friends with a soft voice
I don't usually TWEET but when I do its because pj stock Is a douchebag
I DON'T ALWAYS SUBMIT A CONFESSION BUT WHEN I DO I CHECK SFU CONFESSIONS OVER AND OVER TO SEE HOW MANY LIKES IT GOT
i don't always listen to music
I Don’t always make up FALLACIES But when i do it’s a conspiracy.
I don't always order food from the chefs But when i do
i dont always win but when i do its against you
i dont always win but when i do its because magic
i dont always win but when i do i win every time
I DON'T ALWAYS COME UP WITH A GOOD COMEBACK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always cut myself shaving But when I do
I Don't Always Scare One Baby Imperial. But When I do
I don't always join inappropriate groups but when I do
I don't always drink water... but when I do
i dont always blow up peoples notifications but when i do its with bad jokes and memes
I don't always get a friend request from a hot girl but when i do
I don't always believe in people but when i do
I never Expect something from the goverment But when I ask for transparency i want it now
I don't always order at sonic But when I do
I dont' always think about california but when I do I remember it's full of crime and smog and fake people
I don't always change coefficients  but when I do
I don't always use a camera but when I do
i dont always go out egging with justin bieber but when i do
I don't always speak to random
MISSY ALWAYS GIVES BLOWJOB WAIT NEVERMIND SHE DOESNT
I don't always explain something during a project meeting but when i do it lasts at least one hour
i don't always watch movies but when i do
I don't always completely forget what I was going to fucking say
I don't always lose my glasses in the morning But when I do
i do not always play pokemon  but when i do i win in 2 minutes
I don't always see myra
I don't always get posts my timeline but when I do
I don't always drink boba but when I do... I poke a hole in the side.
I don't always feed... ...But when I do it's my team's fault
I don't always drink a beverage without a lid but when I do
Stamford depends on me for its cool but if i travel
i dont always win but when i do im awesome at it
one does not simply turn down grandma's cooking
I don't always find a nice girl who likes me but when i do She's in high school
I don't always use this meme How does it work?
I don't always use memes incorrectly
I dont always shave But when i do
I don't always find a nice girl who is interested in me but when i do she's in high school
I DON'T ALWAYS KILL MY FATHER IN LAW BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have a glass of wine its usually 2 or 3 or 7
I dont alway like 4 men on a bar stool but when I do the barstool is upside down
i think we
i don't always make memes but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS FORGET TO BLOW FOR CROSSINGS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I'M SLEEPING
I dON'T ALWAYS EAT BEIGNETS BUT when I do... What the heo!
we doont always pound the rock  but when i do i use legarrette blount
I don't always think about my grammar but when i do
I don't always defriend people on facebook but when i do it's on their birthday when facebook reminds me that they exist
I don't always unfriend people on facebook But when i do it's on their birthday when facebook reminds me they exist
I dont always approve printer drivers but when i do 
I don't always connect my usb to my friends computer but when i did he p ut this picture in my phone
I don't always feed the other team but when i do
i don't always shit my pants but when i do i'm playing amnesia
AN SEC TEAM doesn't always lose the BCS title game but when they do
I Don't Always go to the national championship but when i do
i don't always get married but when i do
I don't always eat sunflower seeds but when i do
i don't always get lunch to-go
We don't always when a natioanl championship but when we do
I don't always accept meeting invites but when I do I never actually attend
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT CEREAL BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT SNICKERS BARS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always do great works but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TRIM MY NOSE HAIRS BUT WHEN I DO EVERYONE SHOULD BRACE FOR IMPACT
I don't always look for hotties on facebook. But when I do I'm extremely disappointed when they have kids.
I don't always fart in public. But when I do I lift my ass cheek and sit like this.
I don't always drive at night But when i do
I'm not always racist but when i am i listen to grinded nig
i dont allways want pizza hut but when i do im watching WAYNE S world
I DON'T ALWAYS SOLVE TRIANGLE GEOMEtry But when i do i use barycentric coordiantes
i dont always make memes  but when i do
I dont always masturbate but when I do Its public and fellonious
i don't always swoon but when i do
I don't always eat an applesauce as dessert but when i do
I'm not always stronger than archer But when i am
i don't always believe in global warming... but when i do we have record low temperatures
I don't always find new coffee memes But when I do
I don't always ask for phone numbers but when I do facebook comes up
I don't always root for michigan state but when i do
I don't always clean my room but when i do it's because my mom wants me to take out the garbage
i don't always shout
i dont always drink jager but when i do it's new years because i missed the webster show and became someone's cabbie
Rediviva doesn't always set my hair on fire
i don't always lean like this but when i do
I don't always dance But when I do
I dont always watch Netflix. BUT WHEN I DO IT TAKES ME LONGER TO FIND A MOVIE THAN WATCH IT.
I don't always cheer for the chargers but when i do it's to see the steelers miss the playoffs
I dont always WRESTLe anacondas but when I do I realise I'm masturbating
I DON'T ALWAYS PUT WEIGHTS BACK BUT WHEN I DO THEY'RE IN THE WRONG PLACE
I don't always abuse the us constitution but when i do i do it to avoid paying taxes
I don't always get pissed off when you text me But when I do it's because you reply with 'K'
I dont always stalk  a woman but when I do They like it!!
i don't always need to urinate but when i do
i don't always need to look like santa clause but when I do
I dont always loose the video camera but when I do
i don't always babysit my kids... but when i do
I don't always take a deuce in public But when I do I clear out a whole doctors office
i don't always smile like the mona lisa but when I do
I dON't always comment  but when i do i always give a like to my self
I don't always  comment  but when i do
I Don't always Drink Vodka but when i do
hey my friend check out jai alai heaven!
I dont always die 10x a game but when i do
I don't normally go on the Halo swat community page but when i do I remember to pop plenty of popcorn
I DON't always post on facebook... but when i do
I don't always troll on cod but when I do...
I dont always think of a front page meme but when i do
I don't always Procrastinate but when I do it's with your christmas gifts
i don't always have sex with a girl on her period but when i do
i don't always work evening shifts but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS USE LAMBSKIN CONDOMS bUT WHEN i DO
I'm actually homosexual ...seriously
i don't always peek through the crack on stall doors when i'm using the bathroom but when i do
I dont always opera but when I do it's in italian
I don't always comment on a dramatic post But when I do
i always dont listen in engilsh class   but when i do you read the top line wrong
i don't always shot illuminatis but when i do it ends in a world war
i don't always add to a conversation but when i do
Once I shot a man in reno Just to watch him die
I don't always clean my weapon but when i do i lose my firing pin
I am the Most Interesting Man In the World Compared to mute Man
I don't always respond to zombie  threads But when I do I... oh
I dont always make cards with pictures But when i do
I dont always eat dolmas  but when i do
i dont often masterbate but wheni do i do it with gusto
I don't always want drive But when i do
i dont always argue with ex girlfriends but when i do its cause they are total psycho bitches
I DON'T ALWAYS USE MY GOPRO BUT WHEN I DO THE VIDEO STARTS WITH A SHOT OF MY FACE SAYING 'IS IT ON?'
I don't always drop the soap But whem I do
i talk to her
I don't always log to facebook but when i do i do it to diss someone
i don't always tighten up the graphics but when i do
i dont always die in pain but when i do i slowly rip out my heart and eat it
I don't always use enchantress But when I do
I do not always hang out in ruto
i don't always use incomplete sentences. but when I do.
I don't always score on the first date but when i do
I don't always chat  But when I do it is #miched
I don't always check my computer for issues but when i do
I don't always need to spell but when I do
I don't always break both of my legs riding my dirtbike... but when i do i still want to ride a dirtbike!!!
I don't always clean up absolutely required files but when I do
I don't always get an erection but when I do
I don't always clean the 2nd floor carpet but when I do
I don't always loose my phone But when i do... It's down the sofa at Harvey norman
I don't always speak ENGLISH But when I do
i dont always hate harris wait
I DON'T ALWAYS REPEAT WORN-OUT MEMES BUT WHEN i DO
I dont always go out but when I do
I don't always watch vines but when i do
I don't always care but when i do i don't
I DON'T ALWAYS TRY TO GET MORE VOTES THAN OBAMA BUT WHEN I DO MY EXCUSE IS THAT I'M MORMON
I don't always take a five minute reddit break but when I do I take a five hour reddit break
I don't always buy your girlfriend a drink but when i do
I dont always go hard but when i do i realize it was all just a dream
I don't always handle my own dirty work But when I do
I don't always support our troops but when I do
I don't always do my project But when i do its 12 hours before the deadline
I don't always write english papers but when i do
i don't always do my hw but when i do i can't connect to lisp server
I DON'T ALWAYS REMEMBER MY SMARTPHONE PIN BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always play dungeons and dragons but when I do...oh wait
i don't always add youtube videos to my favourites but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DO HOMEWORK BUT WHEN I DO
i Don't always look like a celebrity But when i do.... Vincent cassel
i dont always jump in the ocean in january but when i do
I dont always insult katie But when i do it succeeds.
I don't always party on thursday night But when I do
I don`t always shower but when i do i do it for an hour
i don't always watch dance moms but when I do i wait for the moment when one of the moms tells their daughter to 'go out there and just have fun' after their screaming match with abby
Don't argue with women drink beer instead
I Got Through The ObamaCare Website  On My Very First Try
i don't always pay attention during lectures in school but when i do
I DO NOT ALWAYS PLAY ON EUW  BUT WHEN I DO:          RANKED GAMES DISABLED
I can't always see my breath when it's cold outside but when I can
Talking to me?...Umm Well
I don't always ram in war thunder but when i do
i don't always tell people i'm a pilot but
i dont always do homework but when i do i rather clean streets
I Don't always moan about facebook but when I do
i don't always watch dance moms but when i do i know christi's weak position on anything will always sprial down in flames into a lame  fat joke
I DON'T USUALLY ACCESS MEMORY BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always buy goods from belethor but when i do it's to buy a claymore to kill him with
When life gives me aids I make lemon-aids!
I don't always get an omen of clarity proc but when I do
I Don't always die But when I do it's because my girlfriend let me
I don't always take a bath but when I do
I don't always take a bath but when I do
I don't always watch football but when i do it's because duke is in the acc championship game
I don't always miss my bipolar meds But when i do I make sure i dress like a christmas munchkin from hell
i DON'T ALWAYS beat my wife but when i do
I don't Always think about you But when i do its usually with some lotion near bye
I don't alwys go to the rosebowl but when I do
I don't alWAys Hitchhike the galaxy But when I do I know where my towel is
i don`t always play minecraft  but when i do its to fit in.
When life gives you lemons make zealots
i don't always eat Krispy Kreme donuts but when i do i eat 12
I don't always listen to pop but when it's getting closer to the end
I don't always drive my mercedes but when i do... somebody dies
I don't always get my geek on.... but when i do it's f-ing creepy
I DON'T ALWAYS CRASH CLASSES WHEN I DO I SIT ON THE FLOOR FOR THREE WEEKS STRAIGHT
I don't always take PTO days But when i do
I don't always care about my grade... but when I do
i don't always drink but when i do
I don't always GO TO THE AIRPORT BUT WHEN i DO
i don't alway claim everything i do is innovative but when i do
I don't always post facebook statuses
i don't always get asked to be a pallbearer in an oklahoman's funeral but when i do
I don't always endorse global capitalist propaganda But when i do
I don't quit Stay motivated my friend
I DONT ALWAYS MASTURBATE BUT WHEN I DO IT's MUTUAL
i dont always ... oh crap i forgot
I don't always think Ronald Reagen Is the best presendent but when is do
I don't always order small things from amazon but when I do it is heli dropped via personal helicopter ﻿
I DON'T USUALLY PLAY PAYDAY 2 BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always make a meme about trending meme topics on reddit but when i do
I don't always loose screws but when i do i become lego man of steel
I don't always feign my interesting life
I don't always pull an all nighters in engineering Nevermind.
I dont always get zisis as my teacher but when i do i use him as a pokemon
I  don't always drive slow but when I do
I don't always laugh randomly but when i do it's because i remembered something from an hour ago
I don't always punch things but when I do its babies
I don't always put the toilet seat down but when i do i put them both down so she has to do some work
I don't always use youtube but when i do it's in 1080p
I usually don't lose multiplayer games But when I do
i dont always have picture wars
i don't always hoard ammo but when dhs hoards it & things are the way they are
I don't always use event triggered emails but when i do it sure gets busy around here!
I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE IN FANTASY FOOTBALL
I don't always use io on deamand... but when i do i wait an hour for it to load
I Don't always do hypos But when i do
i dont always throw a housewarming party but when i do
I don't always wear argyle socks but when i do
I don't always have ladies around me But when I Do I have to pay for them.
I dont always study for chemistry but when i do
I don't always drink beer but when i do it's in downtown la crosse wisconsin
i don't always post a dumb comic online but when i do
I don't always jank it in the shower... but when I do
I DONT ALWAYS FARM FOR CHINESE MIDGETS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always fart
I don't always make people laugh But when I do
I dont always make threads But when i do
I don't always watch doctor who 50 anniversary but when i do it's the most epic thing I've ever seen
I don't always smoke crack. But when I do I'm in a drunken stupor.
I don't Always post on Reddit But when I do
I dont always get annoyed at people but when i do
I dont always pester people but when i do
i don't always use internet explorer but when i d...
I Don't always know what day it is but when i do
i dont always commit genoicide  but when i do i finish the job
Once...i thought i made a mistake But
i geh ned oft auf a bier oba wenn i geh...donn auf alle
I dont always leave peer feedback but when i do
I dont ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO  I PREFER DOSAQUIS
I don't always post on Newschoolas but when i do its to remind everyone they're completely idiotic
I don't always post on this group But when i do it becomes a source for all types of shit
I don't always practice civil disobedience but when I do
I dont always hang out with awesome people but when i do
I don't always make memes but when i do its the 69th meme week
i don't always like pictures of food on facebook but when i do
I don't always go on FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always wank But when I do its speed wanking or nothing
i dont always go in for operations and treatment but when i do
i don't always hit women
i don't always let sbds sneak out in public but when i do somebody else always gets blamed
I DON'T ALWAYS GET A BONER BUT WHEN I DO
I Don't always join clubs But when I do
I don't always go to the bathroom but when i do
I don't usually get rocked out of my mind on a Saturday Night But when I do
i dont always want someone
I dont always speak english but when i do
I dont always dive towers but when i do their whole team is there
i don't always fart but when I do
i don't always check fantasy football but when i do
I'm tired of this awful beer It's time to drink some good coffee
I don't always censor myself but when i do
I always have 30 cases and 6 kegs of dos equis but when i don't
I don't always go to Fry's but when I do
i dont like getting screwed over but when i do i will never forget it
I don't always order a meal from a fast-food drive-thru But when i do
I don't usually see pretty lights live But when I do
I don't always give directions to the new Braves stadium  but when I do
I don't always play with allied NPCs But when I do I let them be bullet sponges
i don't always hold open the door but when i do
balls deep action? got it
I don't usually have sex dreams But When I do
i DON'T ALWAYS PUT UP CHRISTMAS LIGHTS...OH WAIT
I don't always say happy birthday to my friends But when I do
I don't always join a battleground in progress but when I do
I'm not always moody... ...but when I am. It's because you pissed me off.
I DON'T USUALLY CHRONO BOOST BUT WHEN I DO I AM SUPPLY BLOCKED
I don't always fail having the minimum requirements for BF4 But when i do
i don't always make a meme but when i do....i shouldn't
I am rich so 90% of what i say is BS Deal with it
I don't always flush the toilet but when I do
I don't always try to reach the final but when I do... GOL DO HERNANE
I don't always smoke Crack
I don't always eat taco But when I do my fish fillet gets jealous
I don't always get kidney infections when I drink
I don't always check the organ donor box
I don't always persuade audiences but when I do
I Don
I don't always go to forums but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always ask Sydney questions but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS GET WRECKED  BUT WHEN I DO ITS AT DAYTONA
i dont always do pentakills but when i do
I don't always get important things done But when I do it's at the last moment possible
example example
i don`t always kill old men but when i do i still hear their heartbeat
I don't always make enzymes But when I do they fight off viruses
I don't always go clubbing But when i do
I Don't Always Read thread comments in the League of Legends Forums But when i do I make sure to read the hidden comments below rating threshhold
I dont always fart in my office But when I do
I don't always trip and fall But when I do it's award winning
I dont always use schoology
I don't always get psyched for Obamacare  But when I do I lick the hell outta subway poles all day long
I dont always donate to open doors But when I do I raise 1.2 Million
I don't always work but when I do
I don't always eat Chinese Food! But when I do I eat King Dong!
I don't always look buff but when I do
i don't often swear but you're really a cunt
I don't always drive a car But when I do
i dont always eat but when i do I EAT TURKEY HRP DRP HRP DRP HRP DRP
I dont always shit in the woods But when i do i bring my bear costume.
i don't always drink but it's hard to trust the words of an alcoholic
i don't always eat pussy because they're more likely to want a relationship
i don't always fill up on turkey because stuffing and pumpkin pie are just so damn good
i don't always urinate in dos equis bottles but when i do it's hard to tell the difference
i don't always watch the neverending story but when i do i imagine myself as atreyu
I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE CHANGE TO THE HOMELESS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always drink but it's hard to trust me due to my years of alcoholism
I don't always lift heavy But when I do
i don't always     'turn up' but when I do
I don't always troll the blogs But when I do
I Dont't usually swiggity swooty but when i do
$man personality won't give you my secret
i dont usually do this kind of thing!  but i must say
Yeah you tell me
I Dont always bang other dudes wives but when i do I keep it in the quarters. click clack responsibly
I don't ussually pay attention in Class. But when I do it's after the teacher hears my snorring
I don't always fart But when I do I lean this way
I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO THE TOYES BUT WHEN I DO I SMOKE TWO JOINTS
I don't often ask questions
Mukarab lun le mera
I don't always lecture on things that matter BUT WHEN I DO
I don't often read Integrity's Posts... I would never drink with this man
I don't always makE a meme about open-ended questions but when i do it has multiple answers
I dont always pee during movies but when i do it's the biggest part to know
i dont always cheer for the Nevada Wolfpack but when i do its because im excited for them to get to a bowl and lose
I'm not always gay
I don't always find diamonds in Minecraft But when I do
I'm dont always want an iphone but when i do
i don't always push stuff with my leg but when i do i feel like kratos
I DON'T ALWAYS SEE MY CRUSH BUT WHEN I DO SHE ALREADY HAS A BOYFRIEND
I don't always think I'm the greatest Jiu Jitsu Fighter  But when I do...Sponsored by Rockstar
I don't normally pass laws..but when I do I change whats in it...daily
?لاح الحريه يعمل واحد وميه
Yeah dats awesome bro Puro chorom guru!
I don't always use OpenStack but when i do
I don't always use the Wonder Trade But when I do
I am not always a racist But when I disagree with a liberal I am
i don't always have my sweetroll taken in Skyrim but when i do
i do not always have women fall asleep while touching me but when i do it is always you
I don't always go to iceland But when I do
I don't always play solo queue But when i do
I dont always give a care but when I do
I'm not always candidate in elections But when I am my scout troop always votes me
mau mtk dapet seratus hafalin surat an-nabba
I don't usually leave my computer unlocked but when i do
I don't always watch Dallas Cowboys game But when I do
i don't always but when i do
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I Don't Always Do The Ketchup Song But When I Do           I Say de He Ha Hehe
I Don't Always Do The Ketchup Song But When I Do           I Say De He Ha Hehe
i don't always capture a member of the security services but when i do
i don't always start a sentence like this but when i do
i don't always glorify james bond but i'll have a vodka martini... shaken
I dont always join a corp But when i do
I don't always Make Some Noise But when I do
I don't usually celebrate my birthday  But when I do
i don't always make a ham and cheese sandwich but when i do
I don't always fuck with my dad... but when i do
ESE MAN CREO  QUE ES UN ESTUPIDO
i dont always shut down the government but when i do
I don't always dress like this but when I do
Cleaya doesn't always go to Johns Hopkins but when she does she has a good time
I don't always pass off girls I've already slept with to my friends but when I do
I don't always drink Veuve Cliquot But when I do - I do it in front of the telly at 830pm on a Friday night
I don't always have weird dreams  but when i do alyson hannigan is giving me a blowjob at a HIMYM set
I don't always say that getting my kids every other weekend sucks But when I do
I don't always make phone calls But when I do
i dont always like to eat the kids peanut butter but when i do i grab a spoon and slam 3 jars at once
I hardly piss in the toilet
i don't always start drinking before 10 am but when i do
I don't always sit in this sexy pose but when I do
i dont always talk to obama supporters but when i do
his poop always smells like roses
I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE
i dont always kill a hero in dota... but when i do
I don't always follow Twitter bots But when I do
I dont always shit but when I do
I dont always procrastinate.. Oh
One does not simply expect  privacy on the internet
I only play at Aussie's with Just The Tip
I don't always do your mom... But yeah I DO!
I don't always go to North America But when I do
I don't always insult people But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always turn the water off right away but when i do
i don't always have 99 problems but when i do
I dont always drink at parties but when i do i get fucked and call the paramedics
I rarely charge labor at the wrong rate... But when I do
I don't always respond to ignorant and degrading memes
I don't always drink beer on the rez but when i do i don't buy up at whiteclay
I DON`T ALWAYS DRINK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always make Barilla spaghetti But when I do it is for a house full of lesbians
I don't always get a T70 oh wait
soooo santai ajha kawan
I don't always fail but when I do
I don't always play games but when i do
I don't always drink coffee but when I do I never leave dishes in the sink
I don't always cheat on my ridiculously insane cleanse But when I do
Oil Changes? I get mine for free at bASIL RESALE Sheridan
I don't always donate to Habitat for Humanity but when I do
I don't always create hashtags But when I do
I dont always procrastenate but when i dont i just leave it for another time
I don't always have sex with teenage girls but when i do
I don't always vote. But when I do
i don't always scalp paul yet when i don't
I do not always dream but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DO STUPID THINGS BUT WHEN I DO
I Don't always take Tight Ends in the 3rd Round But when I do
i don't always go to the roadhouse but when i do
Tugas pertama belum siap
I don't always use my boat and wine to lure girls into my trap... ...no wait
I don't often go to church. But when I do
I don't always go to children's partys
I DONT NORMALLY PUT A NAME TO SOMETHING
I dont always submit timesheets But when I do I cc Ronnie
I don't always buy a boat but when i do...  it's from Jerry Cookson at Cedar Port Marina
i dont always think we are going to the superbowl But when i do
I don't always talk to Obama Supporters But when I do I ask for large fries
I Don't always want to play wow But when I do it's usually on a Tuesday when the servers are down
You gotta love Miruna Iacob
I don't always drop the Remote But when I do
NU STIU CE MANANCI DA' ESTI TARE FAINA
I don't usually get an iphone but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE BAD DECISIONS   BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always vote for Phil
I don't always blame someone else But when I do...Heddle did it!
Maha: i don't always comment surya but when i do
i don't always drive my '46 chevy truck but when I do the neighbors know
I Don't Always Lean to the RIght But When I Do
I don't always send out Candy Crush Saga invites.... but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE FOR SECRETARY BUT when i do
i dont always hang out but when i do its with family
AS A BAMA FAN
I DONT ALWAYS TALK SMACK DURING FANTASY FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always cheer for a good team but when I do it sure aint UK
I don't always go fishing... oh wait
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK ABOUT SEXY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always cheer for Aggie
I never liked the Green Bay Packers But If I did
I dont always drop units on saturday
I don't always steal your heart... But when I do
I don't always like Nokia But when i do
I don't always fuck up on a boss fight but when i do it's usually a wipe.
I don't always vote in student council elections But when I do
I don't always post but when I do
I don't always read books  But when I do it's 'art of attention'
They don't always tap out! But when they do
You walk around pissed drunk? I'm impressed
I DON'T ALWAYS BUY A PLAYER BUT WHEN I DO 
I don't get out much but when I do
ma numesc fiTZa.. iulian fiTZa
I don't always call off work......... but when I do
I don't always steal Joe Hund's Jokes But when I do I make my own custom Memes
pumpkin latte? i don't know what that is.
I dont always bench Peyton Manning but when i do
the chargers don't always win super bowls Oh wait
I don't always watch football But when I do I cheer for the opposite team
I don't always report But when I do
I don't always grip ledges
UGA doesn't usually loose to Clemson But when they do even James Donald knows UGA is the better team.
NO SIEMPRE HAGO PORQUERIAS DE VIDEOS EN YOUTUBE PERO CUANDO LO HAGO 
I don't always ruin relationships with you and then wish I hadn't. Just kidding
I don't always act supportive But when I do
I don't always escalate tickets but when I do
I don't always wish people a happy birthday But when I do
Started from the Bottom Now i'm Here
I'm not always ill but when I am
I Dont Always Feel Genetically Superior But When I Do
I don't always make Carmel But when I do
I don't always grip ledges
You just LOST THE GAME
I don't always have a son and name him Alex But when I do
I don't always kill people in bars but when i do
I don't always play hide n seek in the dark. But
I don't always get better with age... But when I do
I DO NOT SAY MUCH BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always talk DC  But when I do it's when I'm on the toilet taking a dump
if you look/act like fag probably read too much news
talkin shit stop watchin news
talkin shit stop wathin news
I Don't Always PvP But When I Do I Bring A Ferox
I don't always attend business school But when I do
The Indians don't always lose to the Tigers But...most of the time they do
The Indians don't always lose to the Tigers But..most of the time they do
One simply does ot trust government licensing departments
We don't always get a new Rate Card But when we do
I don't always talk... but when I do I use a clear-tone.
Ngaso aja duluu!!
I dont always wanna play FFXIV But when I do: 1017'd.
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT BREAKFAST AT WORK BUT WHEN I DO
I Don't Always wish happy birthday on facebook
Gue Gak Pernah Omong Kotor Sekalinya Omong Kotor Langsung Ketagihan
i don't always hate but when i do
I don't always join CO but when I do
I do not always sanitize my user input but when I do;rm -rf /
I don't always d/c
I DON'T ALWAYS WAKE UP WITH A HARD-ON BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always win the crane pull But when I do
you know you're a god when you're last name is powell
I don't always label a crayon as 'skin colour' but when I do I make sure it doesn't matches the skin colour of the masses
i dont always attend bloodstock but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS INSULT POKEMON BUT WHEN I DO I SAY DIGIMON
i dont always spanking the monkey when i do i bust a nut
I don't always discuss my citizenship But when I do
when I want to ruin a movie character I cast ben affleck as batman
i don't always watch the conference when soccer is on but when i do
I want the sonic screwdriver But Doctor Who got it first
I don't always get orders but when I do
You are right it was just an coincident
I don't always want to get fucked up but when I do
I don't always go to McDonald's at 11:59 pm But when I do
I don't always eat sandwiches but when I do I go to SUBWAY
I don't always eat oreos but when i do they taste like birthday cake
I don't always drink milk but when I do it's to waste company resources
I don't always eat a huge bowl of pasta But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY BAGS BUT WHEN I DO
Combat Arms MOS's: I don't always leave the FOB but when I do
I don't always go full retard
I don't always get the equation correct
I don't always talk to my friends But when i do
I won't use my crank on a mando. but i will
I don't always color but when i do
I don't always get the D But when I do It's the best D ever!! ~4Conor.
I don't always shit in the shower But when I do
I dont always play c.o.d but when i do my neighbors think i have tourettes
Planview Customers Don't Always Attend Conferences But when they do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY ONLINE BUT WHEN I DO MY TEAM LOSES
I DONT ALWAYS LISTEN TO DISCHARGE BUT WHEN I DO
okk je comprend that its that al
I don't eat boudin often But when I do
I don't always delete my facebook to focus on life but when I do
I don't usually play spy in tf2 but when I do I backstab as many snipers as possible
Pohhuj et me oleme seda nainud vaatame veel
I don't always buy a new Gillette vibrating razor but when I do
I don't always have sex in bed But when I do
ich fahre nicht immer mit meinem rolator auf der Stra&#223;e docg wenn ich es tue nimm ich meinen hund mit
I don't always go to Kingspoint's the mullet but when i do
I dont always love Leslie DeVore
I don't usually go running but when I do  I post on fb that i'm mountain runner
i don't always have tourette's but when i do - fuck
i don't always make fun of democrats and republicans wanna bet?
i dont always do my homework but when i do
i don't always say the most interesting things no
i don't always feel scared but when i do
You're over opinionated and under informed
I DON'T ALWAYS THINK BUT WHEN I DO I DON'T ATTACH TO THOSE THOUGHTS
I don't always take a deep breath but when i do a vehicle has just released a poisonous fog
I don't always skip leg day BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always like everything
I don't always read news.com.au but when I do
I don't always order at thuisbezorgd But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK LIKE A DOUCHE BUT WHEN I DO
I Don't always sit But when I do
I don't always wish happy birthday Unless it's birthday of a doctor who is an engineer.
i dont always snipe in call of duty but when i do all i get is hitmarkers
I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR SOCKS WITH SANDALS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always play Sonic unleashed but when i do
I don't always drink beer But when i do it's whatever your buying
I don't always drink beer... But when I do
sape nak join like dulu
I don't usually make political memes But when I do
I DON'T USUALLY GO TO WATERSHED BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always go back to malaysia for holidays but when I do
Yup i know
I don't always snapchat my friends but when I do
I don't always get stopped for speeding  But when I do
I don't usually ride horses in video games but when I do
I don't always watch tv and drive but when I do
I don`t always go to Macdonald`s  But when I do
i don't always ignore people's text messages but when i do
I don't always play Q3F or ETF But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS SOLO QUEUE but when i do
I don't always insult strangers over FB
i don't always post to facebook but when i do i make sure to spllchck
I don't usually fancy a girl but when i do
I dont always stare at my ass in the mirror but when i do
I don't always fall in love But when I do I make sure it's an asshole
I Don't Always Play AWESOME LAND But When I do I get snizz on a reg
I don't always let my wife out of the kitchen but when I do
I don't always Wrestle
i don't always gank lanes but when i do
i dont usually knok girls in facebook but when i do
I don't always eat steak but when i do
i do not usally clop  but when i do i do it with pride
I dont always laugh about storkensens memes but when i do its because im a nice motherfucker
I don't always take a shit but when I do
I am the Most Intresting Man in the World But that Mexican President is The most ignorant man in the world
I don't always go to work but when i do i come in late
I don't always walk through the woods but when i do
I don't always hardflip but when I do
I don't always look to buy or sell houses But when I do
I don't always sit down to pee But when I do
i don't always switch ISP's but when i do
I don't always run low on drive space But when I do
I don't always consider myself black But when I do
I dont usually do nice things for africans in need But when I do
I dont always fall in love but when i do she doesn't care
I don't often take holidays
I don't always go fishing Oh wait
I don't always wait to get in DIN but when I do
I don't always run But when I do
Eu n&#227;o costumo postar links de jogos online Mas quando eu posto
i dont always play multiplayer
I don't always task.. but when i do its multi.
i dont always eat powdered donuts but when i do i wipe my hands on my hair and beard
I yolod once And I almost got Killed.
I dont always play COD.... but when i do
I don't always play as an elin but when I do I dance for days
Im not always horny but when i am my boyfriend is a thousand miles away from me across the sea
I don't usually teach my kids gambling but when I do
I dont normally listen to Pandora but when I do I hear every song that rocked my childhood
I don't always play video games
I DON'T ALWAYS LOOK AT TO ANY PERSON 'EYE-TO-EYE' BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always pretend i have superpowers but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS USE RACIAL SLURS BUT WHEN I DO
olha minha cara de preocupado
I don't always sneak around the house But when I do the floor creaks really loud
i dont always get dick but when i do its summertime
I don't always drink beer
I don't always take a leak in the middle of the night But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS LOOK AT TO ANY PERSON'S EYE-TO-EYE BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always get excited but when i do i wank off to ryan reynolds
i don't always check out hot memes but when i do
I don't always play hard but when I do
I don't always loose my car keys
No suitcase when going to Cairns for mums 70th? Wearing brother's clothes all weekend!
I DON'T ALWAYS ROOT FOR THE RAIDERS OH WAIT YES I DO. RN4L MY FRIENDS
I don't always use an iphone but when I do
I don't always seek out a God-child
I don't always forget my passwords Just kidding.
I don't always order Thai HOT But when I do
One does not simply get mad at Good Guy Kane
i don't usually play support but when i do
I dont always do improv
i don't always sit at my desk and goof off but when i do i lean like this so no one can see my computer screen
I dont always get steam trading cards but when I do its always one that I already have
I dont always get steam trading cards but when I do it's always one that i have already
I don't always come up with a good meme caption But when I do
NU vehiculez informatii
I don't always plan weekends But when I do
I don't always call Alex a retard But when I do I know i did the right thing.
I DON'T ALWAYS STUDY NUCLEAR PHYSICS BUT WHEN I DO I TRAVEL THROU A BLACK HOLE
I don't always poop at home but when I do
I don't always fall in love but when I do...it's with Ma'am Marie
i don't always kill unarmed black boys but when i do
I don't usually sleep at work. But when I do
I don't always drink beer
I DON'T USUALLY GET DRUNK WITH LIBERALS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always talk to Xbox fanboys but when i do
I don't Always poop but when i do
I don't always listen to techno music but when i do
i dont always get drunk but when i do its from non-alcoholic beer
I don't fail often But when I do
i dont always sit on the toilet when i pee... ...but when i do
i dont always sit on the toilet when i pee... ...but when i doo
i dont always sit on the toilet when i pee... ...but when i do
WHEN I THINK ABOUT EXWIVES I FIND COMFORT IN HAVING KILLED THEM ALL
I dont always follow the news but when I do... I go on Facebook
I don't usually talk during sex but when i do
i dont always online date but when i do its on mydateishere.com
I don't always look at pictures of people holding beer and looking at tropical sunsets.  But when I do
UNA PEDA EN PIJAMA EN EL CARMEN NO SE
saya nggak pernah masuk TeleVisi Sekali masuk TV 'langsung terkenal'
I don't always use apostrophes but when I do
i dont always watch dexter but when i do
If guns kill people Do blacks eat chicken?
I usually don't have issues
I don't always fuck with people's emotions but when I do I find it highly enjoyable
I don't always use computers But when i do
I don't always hate my fucking life but when i do i'm at work
i not always the target of racial slurs but when i am
I don't always use memes but this is how you do it
I Don't Drink That Much But When I Do
I don't always like a guy  but when i do i make sure he is either a pathan or gay  :P
I don't always go to a theme park
No siempre suelo trollear pero cuando lo hago gano
I don't often attend end of the world orgies but when I do I'm wearing a watch
I don't always use rogaine but when I do I use white
I don't always hate niggers but when i do
Silly Niggers Shush
I don't always talk spanish but when I do
I don't always drink energy drinks. But when I do I suffer massive heart failure.
I dont always listen to project friday but when I do
I don't always drink underage But When i do
I dont always stick my foot in my mouth oh wait
i don't always drink urine but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS CRASH HIGH SCHOOL REUNIONS BUT WHEN I DO - IT'S A NVSS REUNION!
I don't always browse the internet but when I do it's left handed
I don't always drunk text But when I do it's to my mom
In soviet russia MECH PILOTS YOU
i dont always wear new shoes but when i do i get shitfaced and get them DIRTY
Nem mindig v&#225;gok fel az erős tottenhamemmel de amikor igen
I don't always give foot massages But when I do
i don't always eat grass and leaves but when i do
I don't always ragequit but when i do its because i die over and over
I don't always slack off
I don't always test code but when I do
I don't always rape people But when I do I yell 'Kobe!'
I don't lie often but when i do
i dont always make a really funny joke but when i do i have no idea what to say after without spoiling it ending with awkward silence
i dont always subscribe  but when i do it's iTimmusic
I Don't always VApe 
KILIA SPARA I BIE BYTHES POR KUR I BIE BEHET TERMET
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I do not go into the pit that often but when i do i dont hurt anyone in it
I dont always listen to Mr. Schweer But when I do I get Cancer
I don't always Branca
MEMES MEMES
I don't always write fiction... But when I do
I don't Aways Run 5Ks But when I do I catch Road Runners
i dont always get a new roommate  but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO MEMEGENERATOR.CO BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always like someone But when I do
I don't always say something interesting but when I do
N&#227;o utilizo sempre o Windows 8... ...mas quando o utilizo
You know what I am  ESTABLISHED
I'm not always seen But when I am
????も他?国?????人種差別主義者?????り??ん ??????行???????彼ら??国語???れを言?。
I'm A man of action (really bad action)
I don't always think friends of friends look like movie stars but when i do
I don't always use google But when I do I always find what I'm looking for
I don't always crash servers But when I do they are on page 1 of toplist
I don't always buy bitcoin
I don't always shoot competively but when I do It's in the rain or snow
I don't always get a hole in my trousers but when I do
I don't always play Katawa Shoujo But when I do
I Don't Always Boo Faces But when I Do
gk pernah puasa ..
i don't always wrestle with ants but when i do
I Don't always do these crappy ads.. but when I do
i dont always buy fireworks but when i do i see money burning
I dont always play HEAVY METAL  but when I dont
i don't always buy condoms but when i do she is on her period
I dont always gank bot lane But when i do the enemy ADC gets a Triple Kill
I dont always play Pokemon Gold But when i do Joey tells me his Ratata is in the top percentage of Ratata
I don't usually have paper on my desk but when I do
I don't always pee on you But when I do it's in the shower.
I don't always celebrate my independence but when i do
I don't always drink beer But when I do
i don't always need to have serious conversations with women but when I do
I don't always go on MemeGenerator But when I do
I don't always use skype but when i do
I don't use equals often but when I do I use triple equals
Our servers don't always crash but when they do
i dont always lick cows but when i do i raooooooorw
I never shit in my pants but when i do
I don't always steal pictures from webcomics But when I do
I don't always use a 7 string but when i do
I don't always need to adopt a new BFF but when I do
I don't always get pregnant But when I do
I don't use equals often but when I do I use triple equals
I DON'T ALWAYS RAMPANTLY COMPLAIN ABOUT THE OBVIOUS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always purchase DAWs legally... but when I do
I don't always make my bed but when I do I always put the first sheet on the wrong way
I don't always make my own bed but when I do I always put the first sheet on the wrong way
i don't always troll the internet ...but when i do
I don't always turn up... but when i do
I don't Always Get bored... But when I do I throw Sugar at people and giggle like a bitch.
I dont always get ice out of the refridgerator but when I do I always drop at least one ice cube
Ne udaram se ?esto u prst
I don't always stream on Twitch But when I do
I don't always do my field conducting with a baton Oh wait
Skyrim doesn't always crash on me But when it does
i don't always run after hearing a boy band But when i do
I don't usually hit but when I do
I don't always implement mobile operating system frontends But when I do
I don't always wear a vest But when I do
I don't always restart my computer after installing updates but when i do
I don't always make parody threads but when i do
I don't always drink soda But when I do
I don't always play as Kirby in super smash bros but when i do
I don't always listen to self produced metal but when I do I have a huge respect for them
I don't always answer questions but when i do it better be a good question
but when i do
I DONT ALWATS HAVE APPENDICITIS BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I WAIT 3 DAYS AND THEN HAVE IT OUT AT 3am
I dOn't always help my mother but when i do
i don't always choose to sit in ass water but when i do
I dont always meet the cops when driving But when I do
I don't always post things to Reddit But when I do
When I go to the library
I don't always give a fuck but when i do... i don't give a fuck
I Don't Always Drive in the Left Lane But When I do
i don't always drink beer but when i do
i dont usually eat before max but when i do
i dont usually eat before max but when i do
I usually dont play wizard101 o wait yes i do
I dont always play normal games.... but when i do i troll
i dont always fuck helen keller  but when i do she goes like  URGGGHHHHHHH
I'm not always itchy But when I am I scratch
I don't always masturbate.. But when I do santa knows
I don't always drink beer... Who am I kidding?  Yes I do!
i don't always pose for photographs but when i do
I dont always listen to linkin park in fact i never do.
I DONT ALWAYS POST ON 9GAG BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS PLAY SKYRIM BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always masturbate but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS GO ON MY FACEBOOK EMAIL BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always do alittle drinking before work
i don't always play 5v5 but when i do
Isso ai Lek Lek
I don't normally smoke but when I do
I don't usually eat Ass Crackers but when I do they are Creepy
I don't always break down but when i do
i don't always turn off the lights but when i do it's because i'm not in the room
I don't usually shit my friggin self But when I do... It' because of DOS EQUIS
I Don't Always Make Aaron Hernandez Mad But When I... Wait.... No.... No
I DON'T ALWAYS GET CAUGHT MURDERING SOMEONE BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always compete in Hunger Games But when i do
I don't always make memes But when I do
أنا لا أتكلم دائما العربية ولكن عندما أ?عل، إنه لأمر مدهش
I don't always lose a game by trolls/noobs but when i do
I don't always help my friends out but when I do I be sure to get in trouble myself
I don't always sign petitions But when i do
I don't always ride with friends but when I do...it's more fun
i don't always meet men with 'swag' actually
i don't always meet someone with 'swag' but when I do
I don't always get creepy messages from guys on the internet but when I do
I don't always check the stuff I post But when I do
I don't always go to the gym But when I do I bench
I dont always bot  but when i do i do
I don't always masturbate in Texas
I don't always change my picture But when I do
I don't always drink pee but when i do
I don't always make crappy memes but when I do I do
I'm not always this drunk But when I am
I'm not always this drunk But when I am
I don't always finish exams in 1 session but when i do it's I.t multiple choice
I DON'T ALWAYS KISS GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always tell people to listen harder But when I do
I don't always want to trade in a kingdom but when I do its for a knife.
DRINKING XX COZ i OWN IT
I don't always explain
I DON'T ALWAYS have friends who are chicago blackhawks fans
i dont always go to work but when i do my boss busts my balls
molly takes me.
i don't always talk about buried alive in the morning
I Dont Always Text but when I DO I DROP HALOS
i don't always get DNA but when i do
I'm not always vote the beauty of the girls but when I do.. it's simply awesome
I don't always post memes
I don't always do the first move
I DON'T ALWAYS PRINT IN COLOR BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always call but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS SUFFER FROM SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS
I don't always talk shit but when I do
I don't always get a pentakill but when i do The 5th kill gets stolen by sona -.-
I don't always think of sexual things Just kidding
I don't always use Facebook ... just kidding
i don't always think of sex just kidding
i don't always change my profile picture but when i do
I don't always get stuck in the middle of an arguement But when i do
I don't always date men... But when I do
I dont always get gift cards But when i do
Stay Hairy My Friends
i don't usually miss a concert but when i do i don't know about it.
i don't always play the big boss but when i do
I don't always look like everyone
I don't always eat meat but when I do
I don't always drink beer
I don't always write But when i do at least i finish my
I don't always watch trashy
I dont always drink beer but when i do i drink this stuff here
I don't always listen to songs online But when I do
I'm pretty sure This was certainly not the job I was looking for!!!
I don't always travel by chariot but when I do I prefer two horses
I don't always drink bad beer but when I do it's dos equis
i dont always pwn face but when i do i pwn face
i dont always pimp hoes but when i do bitch betta have my money
i dont always pwn lowbies but when i do i camp till they get their 90 then i log
i dont always forget to pay my insurance but when i do i get hit by a fucking semi
i dont always listen to gangster rap but when i do Yo mami an yo pops man they 'bout to find yo body
I don't always have sex with another person
I don't always get fired from the company I founded
hi im dasani brown aka water brand  i dont always get a hairline but when i do i ask for the lebron
Hello
I dont always play foosball But when I do..I spin the shit out of those rods
I dont always play foosball But when I do..I spin the shit out of those rods
I DONT ALWAYS PISSED OFF DENNIS B&#214;GEL
I don't always have sexual intercourse with perverted Toronto Vice Principal Ms.Vivian Mavrou But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO COUNTRY WESTERN
I don't always pinch my moob but when i do i drink beer and lean to my right
I don't always watch African handball But when I do the heat is my team
I don't always complain about constant internet connection but when I do it's because I fanboy sony
I am not always an ass to women but when I am it's because they clearly have no self respect
I don't always post music on facebook but when i do
i don't always like someone but when i do it's you
I don't always watch action movies but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE DISHES INTO MY ROOM BUT WHEN I DO
im interesting  because i drink beer.
Nu scriu intotdeauna 'intodeauna' Dar
Nu scriu intotdeauna 'intodeauna' Dar
I don't always want another beer just kidding Bringsy me one
I dont always go to space but when i do
I don't always fap But when I do
I ONCE PLAYED WHERE'S WALDO.  WHO KNEW HE WAS IN PAKISTAN.
I dont always go to ELPRESADOR's channel. but when I do I make sure adblocker is on.
I don't always do things with my hands But when i do
I Don't always sleep early but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS CREATE MEMES FOR PEOPLE'S BIRTHDAYS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FOR YOURS!
I don't always regenerate But when I do I'm a rude non-ginger
I don't always follow sports but when I do
No siempre entrego las llaves de la ciudad de Monterrey Pero cuando lo hago
i dont always visit greece but when i do
I dont always drink but when I do I'm getting very drunk
I don't always miss my flight but when I do
I don't always miss my flight but then I do
I don't always miss my flight but then I do
I don't always have insomnia but when i do ...... ZZZZZZZZZzzzzz
I don't always watch porn But when I do. Your wife is in it
NEM SEMPRE LEVANTO A MINHA SOBRACELHA MAS QUANDO O FA&#199;O
I don't always have beer delivered by air but when I do it is always by WWII era spitfires
I don't always shop at brooks brothers but when i do
i don't usually go to a bookstore
I don't always use a CPAP But when I do it's from gocpap.com
i don't always watch presentations but when i do i watch this one
I dont always have junk that i need removed but when i do i call   gsd junk hauling
i don;t always stay up all night on skype but when i do me and sara are 'getting the bitches'
IF YOU GOT A 1ST OR A 2:1 YOU DIDN't PARTY HARD ENOUGH
I don't always stare randomly into the Camera But when I do.....
I don't always get friendly but when i do
I don't always say 'Guess what' But when i do
I am siren willlyz and i will outplay you
I DON'T ALWAYS USE POWER  But when I do
I don't always get pimples but when i do......
I don't always code but when I do
I dont always come up with excuses But when i do
I dont always receive compliments but when I do They are from from Professors of Engineering with 50 years experience
i'm not always born but when i do
i don't always say 'i don't always say' BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always stay current with the news but when i do my brain bleeds due to their never ending bias *cough*CNN!MSnbc!*cough*
I don't always get over the girl i'm in love with but when i do i marry my enemy's daughter
i don't always eat at hot and hot fish club but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS POST BUT WHEN I DO I'M DRUNK
i don't always climb curbs But when i do
I dont always cook with lump but when I do
I may not always pay for F but I always sit in f
i don't always wish you a happy birthday but when i do i use a meme
I dont always make it passed gate camps in EVE but when i do...LOL who am i kidding? me pass a gatecamp? yea right
I dont always wear eyeglasses as a movie character but when i do
I don't always have fun in the army but when I do
I don't always FAkie Fakie but when i do Quad Feed
I don't always go to grad school but when i do
i drink from a bottle because i can't hold a glass
I don't always visit rising sun But when I do
i dont always passout but when i do 200 people are watching
I don't always slam booze but when I do
i don't always sing in public... but when i do
I don't always play top lane but when i do i pick jax and hope im vsing someone with 1 arm
i dON&#180;T ALLWAYS EAT YO MAMA FOR DINNER
I Don't always make guild pictures but when I do
I don't always load in but when i do
I don't always watch movies
hey ho
i don't always follow college sports but when i do i watch lehigh beat lafayette
i don't aways study for tests but when i do i end up doing worse
i don't always study for tests but when i do i end up doing worse
I don't always ride motorcycles but when i do
I don't always work with coiled tubing but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATUS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always take strange drugs but when i do
I don't always play basketball
his teeth   clean themselves
I Don't always drive my corvette 
i dont always want to watch the world burn but when i do . . .
i don't always look this good oh who am i kidding. Of course i do.
my mind doesn't always go blank
I don't always have fun in the marine corps But when I do
i don't always get sick but when i do
AY! GIVE ME MY BEER BACK
I don't always do my homework but when i do
I Don't always ship sonic characters but when I do
I don't always play with lounkey But when i do
I don't always find a woman attractive But when I do
i dont always put view composer dbs on vcenter but when i do i put it in the master database
I don't always drink water but when I do
I don't always reply to forum topics regarding the game & gameplay but when i do
iF everyone could use the right meme that would be great
I don't always correct other people's grammar but when I do
I dont always tell you to close the blast doors but when i do
i don't always park badly but when i do
I don't always score Low on STAAR WRiting But when I do
I dont always use skype BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always join the militia. but when i do
I don't always fake a mexican accent but when i do
i don't always lose sleep but when i do
I don't always pull shinies But when i do
I don't always sleep well at sea but when i do
I don't always hit my head on the cabinet door but when I do
I don't Always Bink dREER bUT dEN i wOO
I dont always transport all my crap in an untanked carrier But when I do I lose it to Goons in my home system
i don't always paint but when i do its prophetic
New jersey?.... no
I don't always eat cheetos BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always lose the game but when i do
i don't always drop the soap but when i do i don't bother picking it up.
I don't always come back from the dead... Alright
I don't always get a girl's number  But when i do it doesn't exist
I don't always call a girl back but when i do it's cuz she looks like Justin BIEber
I don't always sleep in class but when I do it's chemistry
I don't always hide facebook sponsored ads but when i do
i dont allways do my my homework but when i do i cheat
I seldom have shit I can't handle but when I do I call bossman
I don't always eat rAMS BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always fart seriously
i don't always listen to august burns red just kidding
I dont always listen to screamo but when i do i prefer higher register screaming
YOU SEE THIS WATCH? IT'S LOOKS EXPENSIVE
i DONT ALWAYS REPLY BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always play missfortune but when i do
I don't always 'i don't always' but when I do i don't always
THE PLANET EARTH VS FAGGOTS AND NIGGERS THE WAY OF THE WORLD RETURNS ONCE AGAIN
I DON'T READ OFTEN BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS FINISH MY HOMEWORK  WHEN I DO THE TEACHER DOESN'T  CHECK IT
I dont always smell like rotten fish But when i do
I DONT ALWAYS LEAVE MY PC WITH OPEN FACEBOOK but when i do
i dont always get distracted but when i do ... ooh a penny
I Don't always drink wine... Oh wait.. yes
I don't always use snapchat
I don't always drink beer but when i do it's with my referral sources
i don't always do hard work but when i do
I don't always tell NHS students that they've made a huge mistake but when I do
i don't always pay attention in class but when i do i get really bored
i don't always fart in an empty room but when i do someone walks in
i do not always send a test message but when I do
I dON'T ALWAYS RUN UP ON THE SHORT BUS bUT WHEN I DO I PUNCH ALL THE RETARDED KIDS
I don't always use reply all when complaining about runaway email threads  But when I do
I don't always brag about my beliefs but when i do it's so people will notice me and hopefully bible bash me into oblivion on a crusade for christ campaign.
I  don't always get in car accidents but when i do i call 1-800-411-Pain
i don't always finish my memes ...
I dont always wear flip-flops at camp Oh wait
I don't always have Relational Data But when I do
i don't always watch the mets but when i do
I DONT LIKE MAN UTD THEY CAN GO KISS MY HEMORROIDS
I don't always take things one step too far but when i do
I dont always make pull requests But when I do
I don't always remember to work out at home but when i do
I dont always have my sound on But when i do
i don't always know what i'm doing but when i do i still ask gen to confirm
Want to entertain yourself ring up Melvazhai
i dont always drink  but when i do
i don't always prepare dinner but when i do
I don't always give out Minecraft updates but when I do its usually A bunch of BS
CHARLES RAMSEY... RIBS
i don't always fart audibly in class but when i do i freeze and wait for the EMBARRASSMENT to pass
i don't always attempt to pick the right moment to break wind but when I do someone immediately walks right up
I don't always get lost in gg brown but when I do
I don't always listen to Adele.... But when I do
I don't always post sloth memes but when i do
IN AMERICA THE BELOVED TEAM SPORTS ARE BASKETBALL
I don't always cook  but when i do
I don't always use a notebook But when i do
I Don't always listen to jam bands and think of bonnaroo... oh wait yes i do stay heady my friends
I DONT ALWAYS WATCH MAGNUM PI RERUNS... BUT WHEN I DO
I dont usually run the pmit  but when i do
I dont always play bass drum but when i do i make sure to ignore the drum major
only two people in this thread have seen my boobies.
I don't always fart in the car but when i do
I don't always work on my thesis but when i do
i read passion potion now i am great lover
i DoN'T always    all-in
I don'y always make trades
i don't always have cardboard cut-outs made of myself. but when I do
i don't always set a status on whoshere but when i do
I don't always listen to a song on repeat for hours but when i do
I don't always sleep because people think i'm dead
i DON'T ALWAYS LOOK AT Storefront windows but when i do
I don't alWays complain about officiating But when I do
I don't Always Listen To Good Music But When I Do I Listen to Endless Shame
I dont always Post SHIT ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO
i DON'T ALWAYS watch the news... but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS DOWNVOTE but when i do
I don't always steal billable hours But when I do I Make sure to screw everything up
I don't often have my hand cramp up like this but when i do it's national masturbation month
i don't always have sex every night but when i do it's national masturbation month
I don't always make statuses but when I do someone assumes it about them (you)
There is no need To use online dating services When finding a girl to date I use twitter for that
I dont always make memes
i don't always watch videos on the internet  but when i do it's 'death by horsecock'
I'm not always  mellow... But when I am
I DON'T ALWAYS GET VACATION TIME BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ONLY ONE WEEK
I don't always listen to Led zeppelin
i dont always learn how to make memes but when i do
i don't always watch action movies but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS END POWERPOINTS
I DRINK SHITTY MEXICAN BEER
I don't always listen to MIDDLE EASTERN music
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK IN THE MORNING BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ALWAYS
i don't always listen to slayer but when i do
i dont always squeak but when i do..its at a performance
I don't Always Drink
I don't always use political slogans but i'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION NOW........ ini kalilah!!!
I don't always listen to iron maiden but when I do
i don't always try to find my place but when i do
I don't usually use ddt as my pesticide but when i do
I Don't always have a unibrow but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH FORMER JANITORS HIT BASEBALLS. but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO LED ZEPPELIN BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always leave my computer station at mommas house
I don't always browse reddit at 3 am on a friday but when I do
Can't tell whether i can tell or if im just on the wrong photo again
I don't always blame Jews for every single problem in the modern world but when I do I make sure to call them 'Zionists' instead to avoid being blamed for antisemitism
i don't usually charge people who stare at me but when i do yard work
I don't always walk the Way of St. james but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS DRINK MILK BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER DOS TITTIES
im not always dave but when i am
I don't always drink beer Oh wait
I don't always have to take the biggest crap of my life but when i do
I don't always make no sense But when i do
I don't always buy twitter followers but when I do
i don't always watch vieos on youtube... ...but when i do
I don't always communicate well But when i do i say mmhmmm
i don't always gamble but when i do i get my mate to do it for me
i don't always listen to death metal but when i do
I don't always kiss
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT KFC BUT WHEN I DO
i don't pay attention to tornado warnings tornados are warned about me
I don't always have an orangered envelope but when i do
I don't always relax in the break room but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK TEA AT THE PARTY BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always skip doing my homework but when i do
I don't always lose my job bit when I do
I dont always get deported keep your back wet my friends
I Don't Always liKE REVIVAL TOURNEYS BUT WHEN I DO THEY'RE FALCON'S
i dont always get a haircut but when i do
I don't always pretend to be a drug dealing thug trying to buy meth But when i do
I don't always try to control the world
I don't always play hockey... But when I do
What if i told you i never use wrong picture?
i don't always take a sh*t  but when i do it slides down my leg stay constipated my friends
I NORMALLY DONT SHIT  BUT WHEN I DO I SHIT BRICKS
I Dont Always watch corporate     news channels but when i do i question it       stay wary my friends
I Don't always give a shit but when i do Hell will suddenly freeze over
i don't always talk to people i don't know but when i do
I don't always side-step when i walk but when i do it's to release me wedgie
I dont always get on meme but when i do......well yeah i am
I don't always plan on gathering interest it just happens
I don't always use photoshop But when I do
I dont always enjoy homework But when i do...I actually dont know
I don't always drink my friends beer But when I do
I dont usually test my code but when i do i test on live
I don't always get involved in politics but when i do
i dont always give up on life but when i do its because of french
I dont always lose my storage But When i do... it was probably Because of Isilon
i don't always talk to people i don't know but when i do
I don't always have a party... but when i do
Im not always Mysogynist  But when I am All women are bisexual
I don't always eat bacon But when i don't it's because I'm asleep
Chris Anton doesn't post often When he does
i don't always use acronyms bwid
I DONT ALWAYS FAIL A CLASS BUT WHEN I DO... ITS BY HALF OF AN EXAM QUESTION
i don't always listen to khizer  but when i do i make evetyone else laugh like hell
I don't always listen to Glenn beck
I DON'T ALWAYS FORGET WHAT I'M SAYING SALSA METRICS
i don't always grade papers on the beach but when i do you should hope yours is one of them
i dont always forget things oh wait...yes i do
I DOn't Always create a meme but when i do
I don't always eat while watching tv series But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE FOR OXY'S VP ACADEMIC AFFAIRS But when I do
i don't always lift but when i do
i dont always listen to the doors but when i do its every day of the year
I don't always support Indefinite detention But when I do It's because I've gone full Retard
The most interesting man On the Corvette Forum
I don't always respond to email chains but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY BARCELONA BUT WHEN I DO; I MAKE SURE I WIN 4:0
i don't usually watch the voice BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always shop dunlap first but when i do
i dont always use the cyo bathroom But when i do
I don't always play paintball  But when I do
I'm not always a cash money boss But when i am
i don't always walk into mordor but when I do
I don't always care about others But wHen I do
i dont always skip class but when i do i have sex
I don't always go to conclave But when I do i get back tired as hell
I rarely pay cash But when I do
I Don't always Troll But When I do Everybody knows it
I don't always smoke weed
I don't always wear﻿ a striped sweater. But when I do
i don't always wish happy birthday but when i do
I don't always forget my adderall but when I do... I act like everyone else and post random $hit on facebook
I don't always Make a mess But when i do i clean it up
i'd never bang your mother sober but when i'm drunk
I don't always go on facebook but when i do
I don't normally work hard But When i do
I don't always start watching a TV series I watch a whole season in a day
I don't always call monarch mgt but when I do
I dont allways play cod  but when i do its not with noobs like you
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK AT FOOTBALL GAMES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always Daydream But when I do
I dont always buy subs but when i do
I'm not always bored But when I am
I don't always speak with a boston accent but when i do
I don't always watch movies But when i do i adjust the volume Every 10 seconds
I dont always check inscannade tentor but when i do
I DON't always eat horse meat but when i do
i don't always... but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS KNOW WHO THE MOST OVERRATED BAND IN THE WORLD IS But when I do
I don't always attend a showcase but when I do
I don't always break my umbrella but when i do
i don't drag race my g8 everyday........ but when i do
I dont always call anya but when i do
I dont always talk about plowing my friends mother. But when i do. i make sure im right next to him
i dont always perform mundane tasks when im grumpy but when i do
i dont always befriend people But when i do
When I feel anti organized religion
I dont always have meme fights But when i do
Yes
i don't always kick bruce lee's ass but when i do
i don't always catch black widows in touneys but when i do it is a check trap
I DON'T ALWAYS go to big restaurants to eat
I might be interesting But chuck norris would kick my ass
i don't always...who am i kidding yes i do!
DM Logic-I BECOME A DISTURBER  when a disturber disturbs me
I Dont wear purple but if i did
I don't always learn a lot But when I do It's from Group B in Com 102
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT 4-COURSE MEALS
I don't always talk to vegans But when I do
I don't always listen to movie scores but when i do
I don't always send extra lives to my candy crush friends But when I do
I don't always pet dogs But when I do
I don't always vote for SGA But when i do
I don't always tip a tour guide But when I do
I don't always go into the dark room  but when i do i knock 1000 times
I don't drive my showcar everday... but when i do
I don't often deal out sweets before an exam But when I Do...it's hariBo
I don't always develop Political Opinions But When I do
I don't always run the boston marathon... but when i do
i dont ususally tip but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always laugh at seniors but when i do
I dont always have sex with animals BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always cheat in games but when i do i cheat with integrity
I don't always fall truly madly deeply in love but when i do it is with you
I don't always break stuff But when I do dennis is already onsite to fix it
I don't always buy extrenal SLR flashes but when I do
We DON't always Celebrate birthdays but when we do...
I dont always feel like trying out a new champion but when i do it's in a ranked game!
I don't alway eat Nutella  But when I do I eat it out of Bella falconi
I don't always get hit during dodgball but when i do
I dont always join a random GOP team but when I do
i dont always want to play an mmorpg but when i do i think of maplestory
It's not always your birthday
I don't always throw games but when i do i report the best palyer
my name is martin and i'm a weirdo
i dont always put a phone up my bum but when i do people still talk about it 5 years later
I don't always spot v10205 but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SEE INTRESTING TRAINS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always feel important but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS BUY AN ESCALADE.... BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always go to college but when i do
i dont always play adc but when i do roland miss the grabs
I dont always talk about countermeasures but when i do
I DON't always make memes
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I DON'T ALWAYS TILT BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS TILT BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always remember technical facts about countermeasures but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO PARTIES BUT WHEN I DO
i DON'T ALWAYS HIT ON WOMEN ON TOUT BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always use web forms but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE
I don't always send my wife a chat message but when i do
I don't always buy a House But when i do it passes Appraisal
i don't always chear for the oakland a's but when i do its only becAUSE THEIR WINNING
I don't always do Scavenger Hunts But When I do
i don't always wear a seatbelt but when i do it's in the mustang
I don't always miss much of anything but when I do
i don't always need help with my Blackberry but when i do i call apple
I don't always Swear... but when I do it's because of idiots like you.
I don't always eat mcChickens from Mcdonald's but when i do
I don't always crave chick-fil-a but when i do
I don't always talk during movies but when I do I usually get slapped
i try not to stoop to your level but you make it easy...
I don't always do the washing up but when i do
i taught rajanikanth and sir jadeja today is april fool day
I don't always remember april fool's day but when i do
Mikko Pelottaako 1v1?
i don't all ways do hw  but when i do it's becasue it's due in for tomorrow
i don't always finish typing out a meme ...
i dON'T ALWAYS HATE ON BLACK PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE TO SHOW MY SWATSIKA TATTOO
I don't always root for the shockers but when I do
i'm not always in memes but when i am i'm not original
i don't always give promotions but when i do
i dont always wear a watch but when i do
I don't always put time and thought into my reddit posts but when i do
I Don't Always Wave at complete strangers But When i do
i dont always make fun of sluts but when i do i always make fun of lauren
I DON'T ALWAYS CUT MY NAILS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always offend people Oh
i dont always post memes but when i do
I don't always play minecraft but when i do
people don't always upload what they're about to eat
I don't always upload new wubs but when i do
I don't always logic But when when I do... Potato
i don't always think of you but when i do
I don't always take a stance on issues but when I do
I don't always buy Penguin sweaters... but when I do
i don't always wear diapers but when i do
I don't always arrive late to lab but when I do i have a presentation.
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BUT WHEN I DO
I Don't always play laser tag But when I do it's thursday at Skyway
I don't Always use cromulent words But when I do they are embiggened
I DONT ALWAYS GET SUCKED BY A DYSON  BUT WHEN I DO.....CRAP...
I don't always block people who disagree with me But when I do
I don't always drink but when i do... what happened yesterday?
I don't always have engagements
I don't always drink beer but when I do
superH12345 doesn't always 'upvote' his memes but when he does
I don't always use a fancy word in normal conversation but when i do
I don't always party But when i do
i don't always flush public toilets But when i do
I never vote
I don't always support Equal rights
MY GIRLfriend doesnt fart all the time but when she does
I don't always sleep with an Alaskan But when I do
I dont always get tickled but when i do i make exploding sounds
I don't always support equal rights
I don't always listen to van halen but when I do  I Air guitar every solo
I don't always lose something in my own house... ...but when i do
i don't always fall in love but
I dont always get a boner
i don't always stalk girls but when i do
I don't always threaten to delete my facebook but when i do
i DON'T always party but WHEN i do i always have a good time
i dont always eat green beans but when i do
''Not tonight dear
i don't always wear your grandad's clothes but when i do
I don't always lie to children  BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT ALWAYS READ EMAILS EVERYDAY But WHEN I DO
I don't always put action in my story but when I don't
I DON't always go to subway in walmart but when i do
I dont always drink coffee but when I do
I don't always finish my sentences but when I do
I dont always watch NASCAR on Fox but when I do it's because there's nothing else worth watching on cable
that was so funny i forgot to laugh
I don't always plan amazing charity events But when I do
I don't always use my speaker phone but when i do
i don't always drink 'one' beer But when i do i can't remember...
i dont always forget sweats  but when i do
I don't always remember what i learned in middle school but when i do
I don't always agree with the death penalty but when i do
i don't always get sales on etsy
I dont always take﻿ a dump in my brother in law's bathroom
I don't often watch TV But when I do it's KUED-TV
I dont always smoke  but when i do i make sure i look cool
if harry potter was real than what am i ?
I dont always pray
i dont always get into a lobby with black people but when i do i just REMEMBERED that i have to check my mail box
I don't always listen in on others conversations But when I do
I don't alWays call my pharmacy But when I do
i don't always tell people what i feel but when i do
I did not always sit like this but when i did
I DONT ALWAYS DRINK COFFE
I don't always lose at bingo but when I do
I don't often fold the river But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE ON MATERIALISTIC POLLS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S IN AN ATTEMPT TO SHOW MY POWER AS AN OPPRESSED CITIZEN IN TODAY'S CAPITALIST SOCIETY
I DON'T ALWAYS HANG OUT WITH PEOPLE ON ACID BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always pick Kansas state but when i do
I don't often make mistakes but when I do
I don't always watch Phineas and Ferb But when I do
I don't always get a jeans pass
I don't always kidnap pregnant teens But when I do they're from Maple Creek
I dont always wish people a happy birthday but when i do it's hannuka
I don't always study hard but when I do
I dont offen watch batman but i when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS STUDY  BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always lose but when i do I booze
i don't always lie but when i do i'm calling you stupid for believing it
I don't always field day but when i do
I don't always forget my line
i don'talways post memes but when i do
I don't always take horrific pictures oh wait
I don't always visit buffalo but when i do i go sailing at seven seas
i dont always listen to lil wayne jk lol i never listen to lil wayne
i don't always work on  $950m jobs... but when i do they have a working shitter
I don't always something something But when I do
I don't always ship slabs But when i do i use the 1092/1095 box combo
I don't always invest in hypothetical currencies but when i do
I don't always reroll for a second chance after the first roll failed but when I do I get the exact same roll
i don't always wish happy birthday to someone but when i do
I don't always bet But when I do
I don't always escort but when i do i get yelled at when i cut the line
i don't always go to church. But when I do... facepalm
i don't always masturbate
I don't allways dance salsa at a party but when i do
I dont always do DRugs but when i do
I don't always support the  gay agenda but when I do 
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY VIDEO GAMES BUT WHEN I DO
I dON't ALWAYS MASTURBATE Oh Wait
I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR LIPSTICK BUT WHEN I DO
Do you want schwepps with me ? hey what did you expect ?
i dont always get godd grades but when i do. mom help me
i don't always steal a penta but when i do i am support
I don't always feel excited about finals week But when I do it's because I have a new bra to wear to class
I dont always buy galaxy bars But when I do
I don't always explain my jokes but when I do
I dont always drink beer but when i dont
i dont always like one direction but when i do i will kill myself
i DONT ALWAYS SEND PEOPLE FUNNY MESSAGES ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN i DO
i dont walys close with taylor on a sundy
We don't always read poetry but when we do
I dont always get pulled over but when i do its by the same cop every time
I don't always play a hunter on World of warcraft
I dont always hate or boycott brands
I don't always wear a diaper
I don't always Go to Bricktown
I DON'T NORMALLY GO OUT DRINKING but when I do I beat the shit out of chicks
I don't always go to the land of oz but when i do
I dont always Do mdma But when i do i shit in the closet
i dont always submit    things ahead of deadline but when i do
i don't always watch star wars but when i do i am your father
I don't always look at 9gag but when i do
I don't always dance but when i do
i dont always wish to birthday
I'm not always the only white dad at chuck e. cheese but when I am
i don't always dig people out but when i do they're riding a polaris
I dont always make typos But when I do
I don't always heal the tank But when I do
I don't always Enjoy The Silence but when i do Words are very unnecessary
I schneid mi ned immer beim Rasiern oba wenn
zadnji dnevi pred najbolj pomembnim dogodkom delamo za faks
i don't always go to bradford
I don't always sneeze when I put my makeup on But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS GO TO SHOWS BUT WHEN I DO I PAY FACE + FEES OR LESS
I don't always Use RUFFFIES
i don't always pull out but when i do i prefer to spray the face
i don't allways give blowjobs but when i do i swallow
i dont always find u atractive  but when i do its because theirs a bag over your face
I DON'T always look at my reflection But when I do
I dont always hump legs but when i do i have a dos equis when i finish
I don't always claim to be a gracie barra black belt but when i do
i dont always take a shit with the door open but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DO CHEMISTRY EXPIRAMENTS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always forget my original ideas but when i do
i dont always wear condoms .....
i don't always forget the punchline ..............................................................................................................
I don't always drink utah beer but when i do i have to drink twice as much to get drunk
I don't always go to nba games but when i do
I do not always yell 'andi' but when i do i make sure he hears me
I don't always get sick but when i do
i don't always rob the servery but when i do
I don't always troll threads
I don't always troll threads
I don't always troll threads
I don't always greet nEw people But wheN I do 
I don't Often Quit Post But When I Do It is very interesting From Other Posts
i don't always get sick... but when i do
Saravanan:i dont always flirt but when i do i flirt with snvs girls
I don't always steal from my neighbors
i don't always go to class high but when i do
I Don't always work hard at work but when i do
I don't always beta test   But when I do
I don't always stay up till 4am  but when I do it's to study for midterms
SAID I'D SEEN THE BEST RIVER  SAW THE WANDLE
i dont always share infographics but when i do
I dont always pass my accounting test but when I do it's because Scott helped me
I don't always quit my job but when i do
I don't always annoy women but when i do
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I don't always create memes but when i do i use punctuation
I don't always Disprove Cantor's Theorem But when I do
I don't always get hair in my mouth But when i do i make sure to sfspfsppsfffpfssfpfspspf
i dONT ALWAYS PREACH THE FAITH IN IRELAND BUT WHEN I DO CHRISTENDOM!
The most hoopy man in the world says you are a frood who knows where your towel is.
I don't always get my period But when i do
I don't always hit a winner but when i do it is unexpected
it doesn't matter if vijay has more movies suriya is always the best
I dont always kiss my gf but when i do...kat screams at us
I don't always make facebook posts But when i do its always about barcelona
I dont always think about marriage But when i do
I DO NOT USUALLY HAVE SEX BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always judge people but when i do
i don't always use windows but when i do
i don't always half ass things                      .
I don't always hate cops but when i do it'ss because they are a cop
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE VIDEO CALLS BUT WHEN I DO I USE WEBRTC
I dont always pull out  But when I do
so .. when are you going to eat me ?
I don't always kill hookers after sex... i just prefer to
I don'T always go to fenway! But when I do The sox lose
I don't always use a gUI But when I do
I don't always announce a flyers sabres game.. but when I do I don't shut up about the flyers
i don't always use memes but when i do
i don't always take the last cup of coffee but when i do
i like ta diff tha micra
I don'T ALWAYS HAVE SEX IN A CAR. But when i do
I dont always light myself on fire
I DON'T USUALLY HATE BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always shave my legs... but when i do
I don't always drink beer
i don't always do the hokey pokey but when i do i always turn myself around
I don't always study abroad But when I do
I don't always shoot frisbees but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK MY HOUSEMATE'S WINE BUT WHEN I DO
i do not fight ofen but when i do i fight for sparta
I don't always hang out with girls but when i do they're short little 8th graders
i'm not always the best bowler in the team but when i am
I don't always do my homework But when i do it it's all wrong
I Dont  always win at chess  but when i do
I don't always go to the range with my friends. But when i do
I don't always drink but when i do
I don't always listeN to gaugain But when i do it's total bullshit
kung walang mark ople walang figgy
i don't always check my watch but when i do
i don't always play wow but when i do. i play a rogue
I doN't usually weaR New socks everyday
I don't always fus ro dah but when i do i yell it at the top of my lungs
i don't always comment on one direction but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO LIMA bUT wHEN i DO
I don't always get into a fight But when I do
With so much drama in the lbc it's kind of hard being snoop d o double g
i dont always sleep over at taryns but when i dont we complain about volleyball all night
I don't have a scheduled update in place but when I do
i don't always study but when i do
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I TALKSICK WAS GAY
Sonya Bright  Is a MAN with the HIV
i don't always but when I do
I dont always listen to podcasts But when i do I listen to the chaos dimension
I don't always jump
i dont always vote at highschool Elections But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SCREW UP WITH MY GF BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE NOT TO KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG
i don't always choose between duke and north carolina
i don't always study but when i do
I don't always drink soda but when i do
I DON't ALWAYS PLAY CALL OF DUTY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always meet rare mobs in Diablo 3 But when i do i meet 2 packs at a time
i dont always do guitar cover but when i do
I don't always drink and study but when i do
I dont always take a shit but when i do  i take pics and send the to my friends
I dont always take a shit but when i do  i take pics and send them to my friends
i don't always go for invitation but when i do
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I don't Always REcord Music But when I do
I dont always fart in public but when i do i lean like this
I dont always buy houses but when i do its with alm realty
I don't always get down but when i do it's with OPP. Yeah you know me.
I don't always high five jungle but when I do it's the best feeling ever.
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH COLLEGE BASKETBALL
I don't always stand But when I do i stand with rand
I don't always read fiCtion But when I do
i don't always draw a heal trigger but when i do its when i have low damage and it's my turn
I don't often bully my co-wokers But when I do
I don't always post on the forum... actually....I do
I don't always log onto usx but when i do
I don't always like people But when I do
i dont always have sex with big fat ugly girls but when i do her name is usually 'your sister'
I don't always dance
i don't always drink beer but when i do      ogodhowdidigetstarted
I don't always mirror files via FTP But when I do
I don't always try to impregnate my GF. But when I do
i Dont always play video games but when i do
i don't always carry evasion gear but when i do
I Dont always take the last of the water but when I do i replace the bottle
hE ONCE UNINTENTIONALLY TRAVERSED THE SAHARA DESERT DURING HIS AFTERNOON JOG
I don't always get a toothpaste stain but when i do it's  near my zipper
i don't always get a huge chocolate egg but when i do
I don't always mirror files via FTP But when I do
i dont always install lights with motion sensors but when i do i save energy
I DON'T ALWAYS ACKNOWLEDGE THE DEATH OF FOREIGN Despots   But when I do I hope the tyrannical scum burns in hell. Stay Toasty Hugo.
I Dont always use the shuffle future on my ipod but when i do i hate every single song
I dont normally snow in march  but when i do i never Stop!!
I dont Always play Nidalee top but when i do
i dont always hate but when i do i prefer to hate successful people who are not talented
I don't always remember my ex but when i do
Coffee y aint no man without it
i don't always incorrectly guess the weather but meteoroligists do
needs a source for his research paper writes his own paper on the topic to cite
IF google say it it must be true
I don't always workout but when i do
Hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho hi ho hi hoooooooo
I dont normally go bungee jumping but when i do
i don't always bury my head in the sand i prefer my own ass!
i don't always call helpdesk but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GET A CONCUSSION AT SUBWAY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always quit smoking bud But When I do I make sure to smoke One last time
I DON'T ALWAYS ALWAYS BUT WHEN I ALWAYS I ALWAYS
I don't always go to El Salvador But when I do I must tell everyone about it
I don't always do keiko  but when i do
I don't always buy keyboards and mice but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS DOWNVOTE MEMES ON THE FIRST PAGE BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always watch coronation street but when i do
I don't always study But when I do i don't
OBAMA WANTS A POOR
I don't always watch harlem shake videos But when I do
i dont always win dumb charades but when i do
i dont always win dumb charades but when i do
i dont always get fetured but when i do its the best
PEOPLE DON'T ALWAYS SUPPORT 'FREE STUFF' BUT WHEN THEY'RE THAT IGNORANT
I DON'T ALWAYS SMELL A NEIGHBORS BBQ BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always dream But when I do
I Dont Always Heal AIDS But when i do i forget how
i don't always go to conferences but when i do
i dont alwyas make a meme but when i do it sucks
I don’t always read Briefs
i dont walways score in fifa but when i do its in the 90TH MINUTE!
I DON'T ALWAYS SEE PEOPLE COMPLAIN ABOUT A TRAILER BUT WHEN I DO
I don't stop to help a marine falling out of pt but when i do my name is bagby
KILLING AMERICA WILL BE DIFFICULT AND EXPENSIVE KILLING OBAMA WILL BE EASY AND CHEAP
I don't always try and understand cs but when i do
I DONT USUALLY MAKE FUN OF GAY PEOPLE... BUT WHEN I DO...ITS JOHN THE FAG
I don't always drink with strangers but when I do
I don't always throw my daughter a surprise party with a limo but when i do
I don't always play shaco But when i do i feed
i don't always eat horse meat but when i do
I don't always have problems with git... but when i do
i'm not always jelly but when i am
I don't often talk to law students
I don't always talk to art history majors
I don't always get a   flawless tan but when i do
I don't always watch the dvds that i own but when i do it's because they are on tv
I dont' always procrastinate But when I do i waste all my time browsing Mr. Lake and accomplish nothing
i dont always take tests but when i do its from Mr.Hudson
i dont always drink beer but when i do
I don't always check my personal mail at work but when I do it's at hotmale.com
I don't always want to know what's happening in Rohnert Park and Cotati But when I do
I dont always buy Triple Crem&#232; Rouge et Noir Brie But When I do
I don't always take a dump but when i do
I don't Always brush my teeth But when I do
I DON't ALWAYS DOWNVOTE MEMES ON THE FRONT PAGE BUT WHEN I DO
I can't always see outside but when i do i know i'm not in logan
i dont always misspell words but when i do i make sure its when someone asks me to spell words out loud
I dont always bring a book but when i do we dont get to use it.
I don't always go to Montreat lan well ok that was a lie i always go to montreat lan
I dont always miss in Black Ops 2
I don't always want to nuke islamic holy sites but when i do
I don't always drink beer but when I do
I don't always drink beer but when I do
i dont always dodge stingers but when i do
LEs MEMEs DE JOUB C'est LBBBBBBEESSSSST
I have not always listened mastodon but ever since i grew a beard
I don't always sit on my hand But when i do
i dont always have sex but when i do
i don't always like a post but when i do
I may be the most interesting but i'm not that interesting.
I don't always try to hit on girls online but when I do I find that they are ugly
I Might not throw up much... but when i do i make the dog clean it up
i don't always drink beer... but when i do
I don't always wish people in south carolina a happy birthday but when i do i drink vodka & cran from this green bottle.
I don’t usually become a hype beast BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always crap
I don't always touch men but when i do it's butt first
I don't always kill off characters in one piece but when i do they aren't dead
I DONT ALWAYS LIKE SHORT HAIR BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ON KRYSTI PRYDE
I Don't always listen to music
I don't always procrastinate but when I do even memes don't let me get away with it.
sometimes i just want to0 kill u
I don't always farm for legendary weapons on Borderlands 2 but when i do
I don't always travel but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS READ THE TOP XX BUTT WHen I DO
I don't always eat peas but when i do
I don't always get stuck in mudholes but when i do i tweek my nipples.
i dont always make a meme but when i do
I don't always drink hot Chocolate
i don't always have troll wars but when i do they are less than 20o yards away
I dont always gEt to bed at a  decent time But When i do
I don't always have a bad day but when i do
I don't always have a bad day But when I do
I dont always get hit by cars when crossing the street but when i do
i don't always hear about the oscars but when i do
I will later
I don't always make up my own words to the songs on the radio Oh wait...yes i do.  thanks
I don't always break the night job but when I do
I don't always get lock boxes but when i do
I don't always pop the broccoli But when I do
i don't always leave shopping carts in parking lots but when i do
I don't always make 80's references but when I do
I don't always get sick But when I do
I don't always ignore the conductor
I don't always flip out but when i do i stab my window with a sword
I don't always eat low fat foods but when i do
Vikings dont allways beat the packers but when they do its a blowout
i dont always go to gigs but when i do its live in the raw
i don't always goalkeep but when i do 
I don't always waste food Or water But when I do
I don't always go to the pool but when i do
I dont always dream of a liberal hell because i already live in california
I don't always help someone with his/her computer But when I do
i dont always play the drums but when i do
Another Fine Day to show the world how Excellent I am
I don't always prevent cancer - but when I do
I Dont Always Finish Jokes
I dont always date supermodels but when i do i dump them over beef steak
I don't always Talk politics but wheN i do It's to point out thE picture of that 'Micro chip' is a diabetic's glucose meter.
I don't always gripe aBout the united States debt but when I do  I make sure my finances are in order first
I don't always drink Dead people water... But when i do
I don't always dance like an idiot in videos but when i do... it's the harlem shake
I don't always hate naylor But when I do
i don't always get the flu but when I do
I don't always sleep but when i do...zzzzzzzzz
i dont always read the comments in youtube but when i do
I don't always play majora's mask But when I do
aliens
I don't always eat lasagne But when i do
i dont always call someone a nerd but when i do
I don't always print but when I do the damn CARTRIDGE is empty
i don't always date 16 year olds but when i do
i don't always date 16 year old girls but when i do
I don't always Read your blog Ok
I Dont Always LIsten To MR. 5P But When I DO I MAKE SURE HIS HATERS AROUND ;)
I don't always use internet explorer but when i do
I don't always stay home sick but when I do
I dont always win but when i do
i don't always go to meetings but when i do
i don't normally go to japan But when i do it bombs
YES
I don't always peer pressure people into doing things but when i do
i dont always make a troll but when i do
I don't always punch babies but when i do
I don't always pafeom but when I do I NEVER LELADEOM
I don't always get Drunk on Purim But When I do
I don't always become memes but when i do
i don't always play tennis but when i do
I don't always drink in the morning but when i do
I don't always correct bugs but when I do
I Don't Usually Spam but when i do i do it for revenge or just to waste time
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO I PLAY SOCCER
i don't always lose my stgb
I Don't allways drink beer but when i do  Its for dinner
i don't always smoke weed haha just kidding
I don't  ALWAYS PLAY WITH NOOBS BUT WHEN I DO I CARRY THEM HARD
I don't always read but when i do
i don't always mastrubate when my parents aren't home but when they aren't home i mastrubate
I don't always do the harlem shake  but when i do i go full retard
I Don't always share friends funny pictures but when i do
i don't always use the restroom But when i do i fill it with overused quotes
I don't always Run away but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS PRETEND TO CARE bUT WHEN I DO
I don't Always act like a primitive ape But When i do i max out the leg press at 600kg
i don't always wear underwear but when i do
I'M A BIT OF A CONNOISSEUR OF THE OLD Sausage wallet
i dont always use a gui text editor but when i do
I don't always see Cadbury eggs in stores but when i do
I don't always forget my pencil But when i do i'm already in dahlberg's room
I Don't always make up bullshit but when I am awake it's what i do.
i don't always smack women but i do when she tried to steal my money
i dont always ask questions but when i do they come with the answer
i dont always shower but when i do
I don't always take online classes but when I do I get distracted by facebook
I didn't always get to sit by the prettiest girl in class because the damn seating chart was in alphabetical order
THe amount of wrongly used memes is too damn high
I Don't always add friends on facebook but when I do
i don't always make a grammatical error but when i do
I don't always shit my pants but when i do i put the dirty underwear in my sister's hamper
i don't always have to itch my nose but when i do
I don't always use 'goto' But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PUT A CONDOM IN MY WALLET BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always chirp  tires first to second in my  mini  but when i do i make sure eveyones watching
i don't always roll over during sleep but when I do
i dont always get the puck but when i do
i don't always downvote but when I do
i don't always buy new underwear but when I do
i don't always shave but when I do
I don't always troll but when i do im a trolling 9 year old
I just has a testicle removed No problem. I was born with three
I don't play much at minecraft But when i do i feed the patrick
i dont always Promise to return borrowed goods but when i do i make sure It sounds sincere
i dont always run the trvp but when i do i play big sandz trap mix.
i don't always eat cabbage but when i do
I do not always buy a house but when I do I buy it from melissa
I don't always dance but when i do  GANGNAM STYLE
i don't always talk on FB messenger but when i do everyone is sleeping or ignoring me.
I don't always play 4 pics 1 word But when I do I upload it to Facebook for help
I don't always buy premium gas But when i do I refuse to pay $4 a gallon
I don't always gET distracted byMemeGenerator when doing homework But when I do
i'm not always late for class
On OUAT
I DON'T ALWAYS SAY THANKS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always lag on online games but when i do 
I don't always use full Auto But when i do
i don't usually give presents but when i do it's to late to find one
I don't always hide my slide But when i do its on a 1000w woofer
i don't  always understand the subject but when i do it's because of the memes
Hugo pacheco go home you're drunk
I dont throw up often but when i do its on at least 4 beers
I DON'T ALWAYS SEE 70 PICTURES OF A PERSONS FACE AT SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT ANGLES BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always lose ranked but when i do i have leavers
ja ne pijem cesto ali kad pijem
I don't always drink beer
I don't always curse on GSF but when i do
I don't always have sex with women for money but when I do
I don't always wear underwear But when even I do
I don't always go fishing but when I do
I don't always make a new meme but when I do
I don't usUally drink
I don't always walk into sprint runners' homes but when i do
I usually don't go to parties but when i do
I dont Fail ports often BUt when i do jagex steal all of my bamboo
i don't always use a different template but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GO UNDERCOVER BUT WHEN I DO i do it paul walker style
I DON'T USUALLY USE THIS MEME CHARACTER BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT ALWAYS FALL ASLEEP BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always listen to soft music
I don't always cut farts in bars but since there's nobody else around
i DON'T ALWAYS TELL LIES BUT WHEN i DO i GET CALLED A LIAR
I dont always kick ass but when i do i prefer yours
I DONT ALWAYS FEEL HYPE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always play call of duty but when i do its full of campers
I Don't always go on a us tour... but when i do I play stompy + sunset
Women I like don't always date others btu when they do
i don't always 'almost ruin' other peoples lives  but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS WORK FOR CUSTOFAB BUT WHEN I DO. IT'S SAFELY
I don't ALWAYS call tech-suport but when i do
I dont always run people with a ghost but when i do its always peyton
I Don't always buy flowers butwhen i do
i don't always put pictures on facebook but when i do
I'm not always single on valentine's day but when I am
I DONT ALWAYS FAIL EXAMS... BUT WHEN I DO ITS IN STATSVETENSKAP
I don't always check facebook
i don't always ride an armored battle moose but when i do
I don't always watch legend of Korra but when i do
I don't always eat garlic bread but when i do i eat the whole loaf
I dont always tweet But when I do
I don't always think
I dON'T ALLWAY GET KILLS bUT WHEN I DO
Quickbooks DOESN'T always terminate but when it does
i don't always do perfect because done is         better than perfect
vasili lyhnakis in thirty years
I don't always make valentines cards but when i do
I don't always post about my kids awesomeness but when I do
i don't always turn super saiyan but when I do
i don't always generate memes but when i do they aren't funny
I dont always wear a condom but when I do
I don't always create memes  but when i do i have no punch line
I don't always find my second half but when I do
I don't Always send emails But when I do its Awesome
I don't always listen to adele but when I do
i don't always get bronchitis but when I do
i don't always study but when i do
i don't always study but when i do
I don't always change my schedule but when i do
I don't always wear pants but when i do
i don't always celebrate love during february but when i do
I don't always have brain damage but when i do...but when i do...but when i do...oh hey master roshi
i dont always play league of legends but when i do
Kuv tsis tshua mus nuv ntses.. Tabsis
Why so serious?
I don't always go on vacation... ...but when I do
I dont always come late but when i do it's rosie's lektion
i DON'T ALWAYS CREATE LIFE bUT WHEN i DO
I don't always drink water... but when i do it's in the middle of the republican rebuttal
i don't always ask viri to prom but when i do
I don't always wish valentines but when i do
I dont always do my kandi but when i do i'm on facebook
we don't always talk to someone But when we do
NO MATTER WHAT MARK M. Always has a fitting meme!
I dont always write letters but when i do
I dont always take shits in school but when i do
I Don't always correct grammer on facebook.  but when i do
I don't always fall in love mutually with the girl of my dreams but when I do
i don't always pack the gift ...but when i do i make sure is triple packed
i don't always have time to sleep but when i do
Stay Thirsty Marco Rubio
don't always post on facebook but when i do you smile
I don't always write shitty code... But when I do
I don't always talk on the phone but when I do
I dont always  run after a girl I likescreaming But when I do
I don't usually watch the mainstream media but when i do it's live coverage of a CHRIS DORNER standoff
stay firsty my thriends
I don't always do work but when i do
I dont always do intresting things But when i do Its part of a comercial
i dont always poo but when i do i poo
i don&#180;t always hack coalesced.bin but when i do
I don't always try and post a serious status But when I do it gets ruined
I dont always get free stuff but when i do
i dont always have good streak in cod but when i do its 5 sec before game ends
I Dont usually hang out with convicted felons but when i do its joshua miguel pinto
I don't always do the levels
I don't ever eat horse but i do when dodgy tesco hide it in their beef
I don't always make a meme but when i do
I don't always drink beer But when i do
I Don't Always ground traps but when i do
i don't always take pictures BUT WHEN I DO THERE'S NO LEGENDARY
I dont always stay alone at home When i do semen is everyWhere
i don't always sleep on duty
I don't always fail But when I do
Yes
i am  god
I don't always snowbOard...but when I do It's in the middle of a snowstorm with a killer on the loose
I don't always watch the walking dead... but when I do i imagine every person i dont like!
i don't always forget my wallet but when i do
I don't always use mainsail engines but when I do
CHIUDO
I don't always care about hockey but when i do
I don't always remember my dreams but when I do
I don't always make a good meme but when i do
i dont always tell jokes about midgets smothered in honey but when i do i keep them short and sweet
I MAY NOT ALWAYS BE IN CHAT BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always make the bottom text to small to read
i dont always leave my village...... but when i do
I don't always find an effective suicide website but when I do
i don't always appreciate being able to wipe
i don't always spend time in the living room but when i do
i don't always get a threat from eddie choi but when i do
michael doesn't always leave his facebook open but when he does i change his profile picture to this
i dont always pull out... ...but when i do its usually to late
I don't always ask hillary clinton a question but when I do
i don't always buy software but when i do
i don't always wish someone happy birthday but when I do
I don't always go to class but when i do it's mama t's
I don't always inbreed but when I do I listen to country music
I do not approve ...Chuck norris approves
I don't always listen to behemoth but when I do
i don't always click on every link in a subreddit but when i do
I don't always get my ass beat but when I do
I don't Always have a Period But when I do
i don't always tweet shit ...but when i do
I don't always remember something
i DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEEr bUT WHEN i DO
I Don't always get married But when I do 
I don't always forget my iphone charger at work But when i do
i dont always get dead space 3 for my b-day but when i do. it's for the wrong system
i dont always shoot cops but when it happens its usually christopher dorner
I don't always have time for ALL-YOU-CAN BOWL SPECIALS... But
I don't always buy laptops but when I do
I don't always get tasks but when I do
I don't always complain about what goes around but when i do
I don't always attend womens colleges But when I do I go to Cottey
i don&#180;t always watch tv But when i do
I don't always borrow money from people but when i do i never pay them back
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always stay up until two
i don't always have an apple interview... but when i do
I don't always make a meme
I don't always get hard ... but when i do
I don’t always get introduced to new people but when I do
I don't always look at my phone for the time but when i do
I don't always study behavioral Science But when I do I'm smashed on Tequila
I don't always shit my brains out... But when I do
I don't always get down on myself but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY AS BARCELONA ON FIFA BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always steal STILETTOs  But when I do I make sure they are from 400lb women
I don't always rub the lotion on my skin... but when i do
i dont always call black people 'shwoogs' but when i do
i don't always loot a legendary but when i do
I don't always race cars... but when I do
i don't always  submit a Resume  but when i do
I Don't always See 'IT' But When I do
I ALWAYS DON'T CHANGE MY dp  bUT WHEN I DO I ASK EVERYONE TO LIKE IT
I DoNT care but when i do its for myself
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK ON THURSDAYS BUT WHEN I DO
i do not always henk but when i do
I don't always remember my dreams but when i do its the ones i prefer not to remember
I don't always bribe politicians but when I do. I get what I want.
I don't always hate hipsters but when i do
I'm not always slow but when i am
I don't always pick malphite top at 1300 elo But when I do
I don't always post happy birthday on my friends wall but when I do
I dont usualy drop the soap But when i do. IT HURTS.
I DON'T ALWAYS REPLY TO A THREAD BUT WHEN i DO
i don't always pull a prank on many people but when i do
I don't always Lie.... But when i do it's because i Wanted to Make you happy..
SILA V&#244;LE
i DONT ALWAYS HIDE MY LEFT HAND UNDER THE TABLE BUT WHEN I DO I'M MASTERBATING
I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO JUSTIN BIEBER BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always hate hipsters but when i do
I Don't always have a bad opinion but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK AND SMOKE WEED BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always enjoy regulation but when i do
I don't always get on the af portal at home but when i do
I don't always grow my own food but when i do
I Don't always use Messenger But When I do it forces me to use skype
I don't always start a Christmas Countdown But when I do
i dont always have time to bless the internet but when i do
I dont always work mondays but when I do
i am not always a grump
I don't always get owned but when i do
gue kagak pernah kehujanan sekalinya kehujanan hujanya langsung jatuhin air
i don't always use a cane but when i do
i don't always drink urine but when i do
I usually don't like to study But when I do
I'm not always the most interesting man.. Just let me have a few more drinks
I wasn't always this clever or maybe you're just really stupid
I don't always have sex with strippers but when I do
I don't always fire people But when I do
i dont always go to the loo
i don't always play football but when i'm losing
I wasn't always this clever not until I met you
i don't always take a shit when drunk but when i do
I don't always make stupid memes But when i do it's all the time
i don't always lift like a fag at the gym but when i do i'm extremely sore
I DON'T ALWAYS SHOW OFF MY WATCH BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always kick people out of my house But when I do
I don't always drink Dos equis but when i do i wish it was pilsner
I dont always punch babies but when i do
i do not call it a 'superbowl' unless the new england patriots are playing in it.
i don't always drink beer but when i do
WE DONT OFTEN HAVE FIRE DRILLS  but when we do
I'm shitting my Pants Right now
I Don't Always get sick but when i do it's finals week
I don't always condition
i don't always copy a meme but when i do
i don't always sit like this but when i do
I don't always have sex... But when I do
I don't always get likes on Instagram But wHen I do they are spam
I don't always shake my ass but when i do
i don't always rings a bell but when i do
i don't always visit faculty in their offices but when i do
I don't always hear bad music but when i do
i don't always use native intruments but when I do i'm guitar wanking
i dont always listen to queens  But when i do it's not Elton it's JB
I don't always wear red but when i do people mistake me for a blood or a communist
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE HEMERRHOIDS bUT WHEN i DO
i don't always masturbate... but when i do it's in front of a mirror
I don't always use cache But when i do
I don't always build more workers after 35 But when I do
i dont always buy beer but when I do... i make sure i can afford it!
i don't always make indie films BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS ORDER PIZZA DURING THE SUPER BOWL BUT WHEN I DO
WELL WHAT DID YOUR MOM SAY? AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
i DON'T ALWAYS PLAY TF2 bUT WHEN I DO
What's so interesting about mediocre beer?
I don't always make people wait But when I do...
I DO NOT ALWAYS SHUT Players DOWN But when i do
I don't always finish my projects... ...
I don't always invent imaginary girlfriends... but when i do
I don't always smell cat pee
I dont always listen to good music but when i do i preffer the big four of thrash metal
i don't always 'just start learning CSS' but when i do it's after my 70th birthday
i dont always masturbate but when I do
I Dont often like facebook posts but when i do
i dont alaways talk.... ................
good one rob
i don't always blow up 2012 camaros but when i do it's by a programmer with a mail order tune
I don't always re-elect failed presidents but when i do
I Don't always get fired But when I do it's Because I played bang bus on our 80' television
I don't always praise myself oh wait..i do
I don't always watch the twilight movies but when i do
i don't always talk to bill o'reilly but when i do
I DON't always sign greeting cards but when i do
I don't drink four locos I drink five locos
I don't always run away from my own press conferences But when I do
i dont always get pentakills but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS GET BANNED BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always shop at small businesses But when I do
i don't always masturbate but when i do
I don't always breathe soot BUT WHEN I DO I'M IN SALT LAKE CITY
i barely score any goals once i score it
I don't always cook turkey...  But when I do
I don't always have bronchitis But when I do
I don't always kick ass. BUt when I do it's Bruce Bob's
I don't usually read political blogs but when i do? I read kitchen politics 123...stay informed my friends.
I don't Always have Sex But when I do I ask for Consent
i don't always like my own status but when i do
I don't always sprinkle When I tinkle.. but when i do i act de mickey
I don't need to enjoy J-Pop Idols but when i do
I don't always watch the super bowl BuT when I Do
I don't always wish people happy biRthdays... But when I do it's for A sister like you
i dont always value bet ace high but when i do i make sure its the nuts
I dont often play LoL with Noobs But when i do niki is in my team
i dont always get mad but when i do
I don't always get angry
I DON'T ALWAYS SPEAK IN PARLIAMENT BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always make bad luck brian memes but when i do
I Don't Always dui but when I do
I don't always go to the chiropractor... but when i do
I don't always buy laptops but when I do
I don't always break timing belts  But when I do
I don't always make diamond armour But when I do i fall in lava
I DON'T ALWAYS LISTINE TO 50CENT BUT HE HAS A POINT
I don't always give a ''short explaination'' but when i do
I don't always post pics for man candy Monday But when I do
I dont usually watch 49ers play but when I do they are in superbowl he is not ruby sidhu but I approve this meme
he once played soccer and led his country to a fifa world up title... without ever kicking a soccer ball in his life. he's the most interesting man in the world.
I'm not always in a meme but when I am
i dont always each crunchy french fries but when i do
he ONCE FARTED just to see how it smells
I don't ALWAYS USE STRONG PASSWORDS BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always do math But when I do
I DON'T always HATE But WHEN I DO
I dont always drive on southfield freeway but when i do
He always has a lot of time in his hands because he was born with more of them
i dont always wear gucci & prada  but when i do i do it at the same damn time
I don't always go to the movies alone but when i do go alone
i don't always make clever memes but when i do i forget to log in
i dont always forget my line  but when i do...
I dont always go out with my friends at random times but when i do
I know who clarice blackman is   And you don't.
Y U NO use the correct meme?! Aliens
I don't always stop being a moderator But when I do
I don't always use encryption but when I do
I don't always ask for respect but when i do i'm CM PUnk
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK DOS EQUIS I NEVER DO.
I don't always need help fixing my patients but when i do
gue gk pernah ngepost di 1cak sekalinya ngepost
I dont always get my car stolen but when i do
I dont always jk yes i do
I don't always speak in front of people but when i do i choke
I don't always ski... But when i do
Nie robię za często notatek Ale kiedy je robię to napierdalam je w formie magisterki
I don't always get told what I 'Don't Need' but when I do
I dont always give a girl an orgam BUT WHEN I DO
I dON'T ALWAYS POST NOTES ON MY NEIGHBOR'S DOORS bUT WHEN i DO
I dont always get angry But when i do its a righteous anger
i don't always masturbate but when i do
i DON't always eat ramen noodle's but when i do it's because im broke
I DON'T ALWAYS FART
I don't always cut myself shaving But when I do
i dont always make girls squirt but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY CHIVALRY bUT WHEN i DO
I don't always become a nervous wreck
I DONT ALWAYS PLAY TAG
I don's always eat chinese in the break room But when I do
I don't always go Lowes
I don't Always catch triangles but when I do
I dont always download games but when i do it takes 10 hours :(
I don't usually ride mechanical bulls but when I do
I Don't Always Laugh at Morons But when I do
I don't always walk by tables of magic players but when I do
I dont always stand in line but when i do
i don't always write incomplete sentences but when i do.
I don't always talk about people behind their back but when I do
I don't always find droids but when I do
i don't usually play prank
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always watch nascar but when i do
I'm not always alone *yes I am
because of you my give-a-shit is eternally on 'e'
i dont always study but when i do 
I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE EROTIC FICTION BUT WHEN I DO
I don't Always shop online but when i do
I don'T Always Drink But when I do
I don't always post everything But when I do I'm drinking!!!
I DONT ALWAYS AMS BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT ALWAYS BUY T2 BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE IM 1200 IN ALL BRACKETS
I DONT ALWAYS STRANGULATE BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE GROUNDING IS UP
I DONT ALWAYS BURST INTO BUBBLE JK
I DONT ALWAYS DOUBLE GRIP BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE CLOAK OF SHADOWS IS UP
I don't always throw my birthday party outside but when I do
I dont always Drink pagne but when i do i make sure its instead of french class
i dont always look sexy but when i do
i do not always take 6 advil but when i do prefer to take 2 alive
i don't always take exams but when i do
eAT sHIT
I dont always fail english but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS QUIT WOW BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE IM BACK THE NEXT DAY
I don't always talk to engineering students BUT WHEN I DO
solution to kidney stones? Stay thirsty my friend
I dont always make memes But when i do its to compete with an asian
I DOn't always try to be a god but when i do its on meme generator
I don't always stick my fingers into my eyes but when i do
I don't always buy extrenal SLR flashes but when I do
I don't always win tournaments but when I do
I dont always think queer but when i do
I don't always throw children around But when I do
STAY TIPSY MY FRIENDS
my nose doesn't always itch but when it does
I DON'T ALWAYS CATCH A DEADLY DISEASE BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always go to my friends house when i do
i don't always go to school when i do
i don't always eat shit  but when i do i like it
I DON'T ALWAYS KILL OFF THE MAIN CHARACTER BUT WHEN I DO
I don't Always Get under Blankets But when I do it's with you malo
I don't always care about the ravens but when i do
I don't always throw the big game but when i do
i don't always report online threats to the police but when i do
I'm not always sexy just kidding
I don't always explain the universe but when I do
I don't always get married but when i do
I don't always buy a striker but when i do
I don't usually go to gun shows in Indy But when I do some fool shoots himself
I don't always do stomach resections but i prefer bilroth I methode
i don't always create memes but when i do they are to annoy fran
I DON'T always drink beer but when i do i prefer to drink a lot of it
i don't always use my blinker but when i do
I DON'T USUALLY LISTEN TO BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always eat mexican food but when i do
I don't always play MOTS But when i do
I don't always ride on a segway But when i do
I don't always play with children but when i do I have an erection
i don't always wear pants in public . . .
i dont always get a handjob from my ex but when i do it's because she convinced me our son needs a kitten
i dont always dupe items but when i do i sell them for extremely cheap and very suspicious
I don't always use amazon When I do it's prime
i don't always eat from a giant roasted pig carcass. but when i do
I don't always block people but when i do
I don't always use memes because they're stupid Irony
I don't always listen to reggae music But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE A POST BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always play songpop but when i do
My idol pinner doesn't always repin my stuff but when they do I fangirl like i do for one direction
I don't always work but when i do
i don't always upvote my own memes but when I do
i don't awlays shave my unit but when i do
I don't always pay attention in class but when i do
I don't always build in xcode but when i do
I'm not always wrong but when i am
i don't always use my gps but when i do
I don't always dislike beer but when i do
I don't always have a fake girlfriend but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PALOOZA BUT WHEN I DO
I don't Post to facebook but when i do
i don't hate all fags just the ones who jerk off to my pic
I don't always speak italian
i don't always drink beer... but when i do
I dont always get killed in call of duty but when i do its by a shotgun
i dont always make up an imaginary girlfriend but when i do i kill her with cancer
I don't always post to reddit but when i do
newbie is asking after refunds do you want a milkshake too?
I don't always rush fraternities
I DON’T ALWAYS DATE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have bronchitis
I dont always Score  ......OH YES I DO
i DON'T ALWAYS EAT SARDINES BUT WHEN I DO
i DON'T ALWAYS EAT SARDINES BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always eat carbs but when i do
I don't always look this good Wait who am I kidding yes I do!!!
I don't always study English
I don't always close a tab But when I do the gif finishes loading
I don't always buy my guns illegally but when i do
I don't always get on 9gag but when i do
I don't always laugh with strange eldery people But when i do
i don't always make memes but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS SWALLOW COAL BUT WHEN I DO I SHIT DIAMONDS
I dont't always fart but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS PRETEND TO BE MANTI TE'OS GIRLFRIEND BUT WHEN I DO I DIE
i dont allways post pictures of my new stuff but when i do you better damn like it
I don't always cheer for the ravens but when i do it's because they are playing the patriots
I don't often go for walks but when i do
I don't always have girlfriends
I Don't always play world of warcraft
I DON'T ALWAYS FIGHT BABY ELEPHANT MINIONS... BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always message pretty girls on facebook but when i do
I DoN't always laugh in public but when i do it's quiet
I don't always do something epic But when I do
Im not always starving for attention But when I am
i don't always talk cute  but when do it's to the girl i love
i'm not always driving that train but when i do
i don't always play hard modes but hwen i do
I don't always jerk off but when i do
i don't always yell at my computer but when I do
I don't always make good memes but when i do
I don't always lose basketball games
I don't always drink beer
i don't always think about girls  but when i do
I don't take baron but when i do i make sure to solo it w/ soraka
i don't always make memes but when i do
i may not be a alcoholic but when i drink i'm a drunk
I don't always eat But when i do
i don't always clog the toilet but when i do
i don't always call about a application been down all day but when i do i call 5 minutes before the support-time ends
i dont always post on facebook but when i do
i don't always post internet memes but when i do
I don't always sell a car  But when i do i like to fondle ppls crotch
I don't always fall for women but when i do
I don't always take 5 tenth steps But when i do
I dont always remember birthdays but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS POST ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always pose like this what the
Lauren doesnt always text me first  but when she does... she doesnt
I don't always pull up to the scene with my ceiling missing but when i do
I Don't always But when I do...
I don't always take records off the shelf but when i do i put them back on the shelf
I Don't always like car dealers but when i do
i don'T always pet my dog but when i do it'S because i saw one on tv
I don't always stare at people like this
I DON'T ALWAYS CUT OFF MY FINGER
I dont always commit a murder But when i do
i don't always support freeloaders but when i do
I don't always miss meetings But when i do I drink dos equis
I don't always Test my code But When I do
I don't always get laid But when I do the girl is passed out drunk
talk like yoda
He taught chuck norris Everything chuck norris knows
He can forget a womans birthday And get rewarded with more sex still
Jeg falder ikke s&#229; tit for en pige men n&#229;r jeg g&#248;r s&#229; det amanda ucler
i don't always listen to neighbors but when i do
I rarely hate but when i do
When I tag people I do it 4 months after the picture was uploaded
i don't always defy the laws of economics but When I do i have my cake and eat it too
he once played for and led the montreal canadiens to a stanley cup triumph
I don't always use fishnet condoms But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS POST ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always watch football but when I do
I don't always have sex on the first date but when i do
i don't always study but when i do its on the night before xam
yo nunca hablo sobre el 911 pero cuando lo hago siempre comento:'quedo de show!!' ....viva la libre expresion
I don't always post on facebook but when i do
I dont always play MC infected
I don't always make chemistry Jokes but when I do
I don't often fart but when i do
I don't usually wear gucci and bally but when i do
I don't always smoke a joint but when i do what chicken?
i don't alvays like facebook picture but hven i do it's awsome
I don't always make memes but when i do
i dont usually buy samsung phones... correction
i dont always say jew in threads but when i do
i dont always play cards  but when i do i play go fish
lina is very interesting
I don't always get hard But when i do
I DONT ALWAYS PLAY MID BUt when i do i buy mejais
I DONT ALWAYS USE ADP BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always have an awp but when i do
i dont always have a 2nd place meme
I Don't always move   by car But when i do      there's free beer
i don't always butt into people's conversations but when i do
I dont always masturbate when i shower but when i do
I DON'T OFTEN SHUT MY LEFT EYE THIS TIGHT BuT WHEN I DO
i dont always drink beer ....yes i do
I don't always fap in front of my computer but when i do 
I don't always generate a meme but when i do
I don't always smoke weed but when i do
I don't always cook bacon but when I do
I don't always remember Birthdays
I don't always listen to what my teacher says but when i do it's not important
i don't always applaud Justin bieber but when i do he's smoking the stickiest of the icky
i don't always go into the support phase but when I do
I don't always eat cake but when I do
I don't always dip things into my chocolate but when I do...  it is Velata FUN Fondue chocolate
I dont always drink water but when I do
I Don't Always Watch  BCS Bowl Games But When I Do-It's To Watch The Crimson Tide Kick  The Usual Butt
I don't always go against my work dress code But when I do
I don't always test my rpm upgrades but when I do
I don't always get called racist But when i do its by a guy that likes my little pony
I don't always root for 'Bama but notre dame just sucks so bad
I don't always troll But when I do i do it right
i don't always watch the colts lose but when i do i prefer it in baltimore in the playoffs
i don't always carry a mac 10  but if i do steven seagal will run for his live
i dont always pass projects but when i do
I DON'T WATCH TV OFTEN  BUT WHEN I DO I WATCH IT FOR PONIES
I DONT ALWAYS WATCH HOCKEY bUT WHEN I DO I EAT A SHIT LOAD OF CHIKEN WINGS
i don't always get on meme generator but when i do i get 'Server Error'
i dont always drink but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE ANTS BUT WHEN I DO
im not a god i am god.
I don't always tweet but when i do i #feedthepatrick
I don't always go out but when I do
i don't always win my polo games but when i do
i don't always sleep with other men's girlfriends but when i do
i don't always ward but when i do there are 3 in the same bush
I don't always eat chicken but when i do
I HAVEN'T ALWAYS EARNED THE MOST IN KPMG BUT WHEN I DID
i don't always watch the nba  but when i do blake griffin shits on someone
I DON'T ALWAYS CHOOSE A SCH&#220;TZENZUG but when i choose one
I don't always get annoyed on twitter but when i do it's a pvi account
I don't always act like a arrogant ass . . Oh Wait
I don't always go to walmart.  but when i do
i dont always warp to the sun but when i do there's a proteus
Messi scored 91 goals in one year all of those goals wasn't scored on Peter Cech
i don't always open the trap door but when i do it ends with hilarious CONSEQUENCES
I don't always say the word fag. but when i do
i don't always play uno BUT WHEN I DO ALL DRAW 4'S ARE WITH ME!!!
I dont always unlike pages on facebook but when i do
i don't always play uno but when i do al draw 4's are with me
i don't always help women but when i do
I don't always get screwed
i don't always ask for your opinion but when i do
even when it's my fault
I don't always think of something clever to say but when i do it is something someone else said that hurt my feelings
I DON'T ALWAYS BRING A LUNCH but on the days that I do
I don’t always search google before i post a new meme But when i do
i don't always steal someone's meme quote... but when i do
i dont always create a new account but when i do is to like my own meme 'likes'
i don't always use the back door but when i do
i don't always get arrested but when i do
I'm not always afraid of music but when I do it's justin beiber
i don't always watch the deficit go up but when i do
i don't always pop bandz but when i do
I don't always use sentence-ending punctuation but when I do it's wrong
I don't always go skiing but when i do
i don't always follow your blog but when i do
I don't always measure but when i do
He can understand women ...for real...i'm not kidding
he plays wow 24/7 and still gets laid
even obama gives him credit for having built it
I don't always make mistakes. But when I do it's by mistake
other men thank him for having slept with their wives
he can plan a pretty picnic and predict the weather
i don't always masturbate in public but when i do
doesnt always bann people but when i do
I dont always eat alpahbet soup but when i do
I don't always google a single word but when i do it's because i don't nessasserilly know how to spell it
I don't always ask her 'what's wrong?' But when she says 'nothing'
I don't always end my engagement but when i do
it's women who ask him for da butt-seckies
he knew where bin laden was the entire time
i dont always get stuck in a ditch but when i do theres no way im getting out
i dont always smoke weed with justin oh wait...yes i do
I don't always rage when i play games But when i do it's call of duty
I don't always goto the theater but when i do i forget my id
i dont always go to tgif's but when i do i go on a thursday
I DON'T ALWAYS TRANSFER TO SHORE DUTY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always park on beale  but when I do
I don't always go to prostitutes but when i do
i don't always fall from the stairs but when i do
if i have fun watching stupid youtube videos why should i call them stupid?
I Don't always play Vampire: The Masquerade  But when i do
nU MA CERT DES CU IUBITA DAR CAND O FACEM 
I DONT ALWAYS POP A MOLLY BUT WHEN I DO I START SWEATING
i dont always go out to meet women but when i do
I don't always make presentatıons but when ı do ı expect questıons
I don't always forget my Card But when I do
fire up the jaaag....
I don't always stay up all night but when i do it's because Canada's beating the US in hockey
I dont always tell people to relocate but when i do
i dont get all my news via lolcat images but when i do i believe every last word
gua udah males ngomong slebeleckqeckqhe sekalinya gua ngomong
I don't always do drugs but when I do i get them from complete strangers
I don't always get drunk  but when i do
I don't always draw a portrait But when I do
I don't always leave tips but when I do I make sure to leave my number
We don't always change our thirsty thursday to a wasted wednesday but when we do it's because our favorite waitress is working
I don't always carumba
I don't always have my mind blow but when i do it's when i hear a bro is dating another bros ex-wife
I don't always think but when i do i get ideas
i don't always watching anime but when i do
i don't always buy cars but when i do
I'm Not always manic But when I am
I DON'T ALWAYS CLICK ON A POST                                                            BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE OF THE SMALL TEXT
I don't always hit a six but when i do
I don't always make memes but when i do
I dont always create memes but when i do i do it with a vengeance and a fury not seen since the days of the norseman
I don't always open any website buT when I do I go to www.gay3ty.com
i DONT ALWAYS WRAP GIFTS BUT WHEN I DO THEY'RE PRINT OUTS OF MEMES
One does not simply kill my mother
I DON'T OFTEN USE FLANGE BUT WHEN I DO IT SOUNDS LIKE A 747
i dont always assemble boxes
I'M NOT ALWAYS A HARRY. BUT WHEN I AM
I DONT ALWAYS HATE ON JESSE BUT WHEN I DO I HURT HIS FEELINGS
i don't always lose my train of thought but when i do...uh...
I dont always eat out my wife when she's on her period but when i do i've had one too many doe equis
I dont always find good equipment in diablo 3. but when i do
i dont always get drunk but when i do i remember nothing
I don't always dance  but when I do
I don't always down talk a president
I don't always hate spics .. but I do.
I dont always think of everything that could possibly go wrong but when i do i'm in an elevator
I don't always make facebook pages but when i do
I don't always Welcome a new year with them But when i do it is amazing
I don't Ever Drink and Drive
I Don't Always Drink cheap beer but when i do I drink PBR
I don't always drink beer
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE ROMO ON MY TEAM IN A BIG GAME BUT WHEN I DO WE ALWAYS LOSE
i don't always go dancing at clubs but when i do
I don't always get into historical or scientific arguments with my parents but when i do
I don't always tick people off But when I do it's walteR
I don't always ask but when i do  they always say yes
I don't always watch tv but when i do i watch the league
I don't always get with teenage salmon but when I do
I don't always read the newest memes But when I do
I don't always cut my hair But when i do
i don't always have plans for us but when i do it's nights in the skullery
I don't always play games
I don't always use perfect punctuation when texting But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS FART BUT WHEN I DO IT IS AIMED IN YOUR DIRECTION
i dont always see slender man  but when i do HE runs for the hills
I don't always crave chick-fil-a
I don't always condone sodomy but when i do i regret nothing
We don't always win but when we do it is in a completely meaningless game
i'm not always a safari animal
i don't always go surfing but when i do i surf with dolphins
i don't always go surfing but when i do i surf with dolphins
I don't always offend somebody  but when i do it's a muslim
I don't usually post cheesy comments on facebook but when i do
i dnt always have sex with my wife
I don't always watch mlp but when I do i look around to see if my parents are looking
I don't always eat in and out but everytime i do
I don't always post on facebook but when i do
I don't always listen to choir music but when I do
i don't always get thigh action but when i do
I don't usually get sick but when i do it's right before something really important
I don't always half right face
I don't always work but when i do
I don't always find a new meme site but when i do i go over every meme in a day
i DON'T ALWAYS SLAY DRAGONS BUT WHEN I DO IT IS WITH MY BARE HANDS
pasa  Is a very interesting name
i dont always make a jedi but when I do
I don't always have an erection lasting more than 4 hours but when i do
I don't always play call of duty But when I do I level up 50 times
I don't Always send a text to the wrong person But when I do it's always something Extremely awkward
I don't always use google but when i do
i don`t always insult on world chat but when I do i make sure that person will never forgive me
YOLO DRINK DOS EQUIS
I DONT ALWAYS PLAY AGAINST SLAYYYY BUT WHEN I DO
I'm not always an Awesome Kickass SOB But When I am
I don't normally make CalIbrations on large guns.... But when I do i don't Let Shepard reap the benefits of my loyalty.
I dont always do my homework but when i do i forget to write my name
i don't always go to movies but when i do
I Don't always sim matches on career mode but when i do i loose 3 nil and my best player gets injured for 6 months
I don't always get beat up But when I do it's by my girlfriend
I dont always flirt but when i do you get a boner
I dont always have visitors But when I do
I don't always perform 26 acts of kindness but when i do
i don't always download pics from /b/ but when i do
i dont always listen to linkin park but when i do im*breaking hte habbit*
I don't always run LFR But when I do
I don't always watch you sleep but when i do
i don't always sing in the shower
Ascension isn't always good but when it is
i doN't always trash talk washington graduates  BUT WHEN I DO
I dOn't always win the coco cup but
i dont always have a bat but when i do
I don't always get wasted but when I do its on Kristen baileys!
I don't ALways get moist but When I do Old people must be near
i dont always pick jamon'te to be on my team but when i do
i don't always use twitter but when i do
I DON't always copy and paste but when i do
I don't usually drink Because when I do shit happens
you're gonna like this beer bottle over your head i guarantee it
i dont always hiccup but when i do i burp
i dont always lift but when i do i never even
I don't always question my president's birth records But when I do
I dont always masterbate but I am a wanker
I don't always loSe a game of chess But when I do
i dont always drink chai but when i do its always karak
Not always steal blue buff But when I do
i don't always listen to a theist but when i do i think of what i did to his mom last night.
i  don't always buy borderlands 2 but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS WISH MERRY XMAS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't usually celebrate birthdays but when I do I make sure to get the date wrong - Happy birthday jesus
i dont always lock my computer  but when i do
As N/A (0) we dont always turf But when we do
I don't always think about my past But when I do I realize how much of a doUche I was
I don't always go to church but when i do it is christmas or easter
I dont always buy christmas presents but when i do
I don't always use public bathrooms but when i do
idont always drink milk  but when i do prefer dos chi chis
I don't always visit family for the holidays but when I do I prefer to be shitfaced
I don't normally embrace christian beliefs But when I do
I don't always stand outside but when i do
I don't always think the world's ending But when i do i party like there's no tomorow
I don't always think the world's ending tomorrow  But when i do i party like there's no tomorrow
i dont usually beat my wife but when i do i drink dos equis
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT BREAKFAST
I don't always check my alts but when I do
I don't always hold dsc for 5 seconds but when i do
I dont always eat Taco bell But when i do
i dont always ship fairytales but when i do i ship swan queen
i DON'T ALWAYS DIE ON THE FIRST GOOMBA IN SUPER MARIO YES I DO
I don't always Puke when I drink But when I do
I'm not always vague but when i'm vague
I dont always fart out loud  But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS BUY A COUCH THAT SEATS 3 BUT WHEN I DO I USE SO MANY PILLOWS IT ONLY SEATS 1
i don't always start a poke war but when i do
I don't always drink beer but when I do.... It is because I am missing sales
i don't alway make a meme but when i do it's grumpy Cat
I DONT ALWAYS GET ON THE WALLS FORUM BUT WHEN I DO I REPORT HACKERS
i dont always make fools out of the american people but when i do i take a 3 week
we don't always have boyfriends but when we do
you don't always masterbate but when you do
i don't always get raped but when i do
I don't always friend a new crush on facebook BUT WHEN I DO I quickly cHECK OUT MY PAGE TO SEE HOW COOL they may think I AM.
I normally don't want to break the bro code but thomas sister is pretty hot
i dont always throw stuff at fat people
i won't survive every apocalypse but i survived 12/21/12
Read The Bottom First I don't always
What if i told you i used a wrong meme
i don't usually care what people think of me but when i do
did you know? my face is melting
i got 99 problems and most of them are caused by obama
i don't always flirt with my crush  but when i do i make sure it becoms really awkward
i don't always lose but when i do
I don't always use probability but when i do
I don't always spell everything wRoNg But when I do I pOst it on face book
I don't always need a space heater but when i do i use my lap top
i dont always open a jar of pickles  but when i do
I don't always have women around the house but when i do i have to buy toilet paper by the 30 pack
I don't alwyays have women around the house but when i do I have to buy toilet paper by the 30 pack
i dont always update my twitter but when i do
And they said  THE WORLD WAS GOING TO END
As Vendetta (+127.6) we dont always turf But when we do
I don't always get a 59 % on finals But when I do
We don't always do Friday Deployments But when we do
I don't always look at profile pictures but when i do
i don't always make a meme to say happy birthday but when i do
i DONT ALWAYS WIN A FREE FOR ALL BUT WHEN I DO ITS 30-0
ONce again
I don't always sell drugs On the Rez  But when I Do
I Never get killed by a mob in minecraft online but if i almost get killed by a mob.....i always press disconnect
I don't always take a day off. but when i do
I Dont Always Cut Life Conversations Short But When I Do
I don't always like spending overnight in p-town but when i do
I dont always wear shorts to school Lol jk i'm matt
i don't usually go to other shows but when i do i leave soon
I dont always smash my oboe reed on my stand but when i do the world ends two days later
I don't always use spiritual bypass to justify my passive support of the interlocking systems of privilege and oppression but when i do
i dont always read the news but when I do do
I don't always use the shuffle feature on my iPod But when I do
I don't always watch tv but when i do
I don't always talk shit about bitches But when I do
i don't always win smash bros. but when i do it's because of pity final smashes
I dont always go to job interview but when i do
I don't always shout
i don't always read political posts on facebook but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PRETEND TO HAVE PREVIOUS KNOWLEDGE OF EVERYTHING YOU POST ON FACEBOOK but when i do
i don't always lead tank companies but when i do
I don't always fart in a shoebox But when I do I wrap it and give it to you for christmas
when i take a dump i always have dirrahoea
I don't awlays wrap prsents But when i do I like to put a present inside a present
I don't always watch fox news but when I do
I Don't Always Remember anything But when I do
I don't always play with springs but when i do
i dont always get sick but when i do i blame the people closest to me
i don't always speak
I don't always vote for goveRner  Bill gluckman
always low prices at walmart
I don't always listen to pitbull songs but when i do
I may be narcissistic  But that doesn't mAke you better than me
I don't like to brag but when i do
I like wearing white shirts but when i do
I don't always call the fire department But when I do
I don't always pay attention to typos that other people make in chat but when i do
I don't always skype but when i do
i don't always worry about the little things unless they make a document unreadable
I don't always drink beer but when i do i drink shit
I DO NOT ALWAYS SPEAK RUSSIAN BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always hang with my bros but when  i do it was my girlfriends idea
i don't always troll but when i do
I don't always use my mac and PC on the same day but when I do I spend the whole day messing up keyboard shortcuts
I don't always pee in the dark but when I do
i dont always wear plaid on thursdays but when i do its on my kilt
I don't always have to keep a secret but when i do
i don't always get off tempo
I don't always cause car accidents..but when I do I hide behind big ass sport utes with 3 other guys on motorcycles
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH SCARFACE BUT WHEN I DO I FEEL BADASS
I don't always stay drunk..but when I do I miss my husband as much as he misses me
I Don't Always have sex with italian women but when I do
ILL NEVER GO OUT BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always lose scavenger hunts But when I do
you don't always watch 'the lord of the rings' but when you do. you make a 'one does not simply' reference
I don't always close Streams But when I try
I never had a girl-friend but
i dont always eat chili but when i do
Stay Tough My La Center  Friends!
I don't always get caught writing 'your' instead of 'you're' but when i do there is always a fresh dickhead trying to correct me.
i dont always kill death claws but when i do i use bottle cap mines
i dont always have sex  but when i do its with your mom
I don't always see nick but when i do
I don't always support anonymous but when i do
i don't always attempt to make memes but when i do
I don't always talk like a douche but when I do
I dont always lean like this but when i do im farting
i dont always go out but when i do
2 nickels equal a dime everytime stay thirsty my friends
I don't usually watch the news... ...But when I do
i don't aLways clean my room
i don't always pull my pants up to my belly button  but when i do
I don't always do something sometimes i just stand there
I DON'T OFTEN MEDITATE BUT WHEN I DO 
I don't always ask for a sprite but when i see icons i sprite it all
I don't always solder tiny wires  But when I do I'm shitfaced Drunk
I DON'T ALWAYS COME THROUGH FOR MY FRIENDS WHEN THEY NEED BITCHES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink beer but when I do
I don't always run out of weed but when I do
marcs tooth isn't always that big but when it is
i dont always make an a on a test but when i do
I don't always scratch my balls but when i do
I dont always release results on the 19th But when i do
I don't always pay attention to politicians' careers but when I do
i don't always sleep but when i do
I Dont always listen to metal but when i do it's gorod
311th does'nt always have formation friday mornings but when they do
I don't always wipe to heroic bosses But when I do
i don't always drink carlsberg beer but when i do
I dont always ignore women Wait yes i do
I don't normally like my own photos  but when someone else creates the meme I have too
I don't awlays teabag but when i do it's on noobs
I dont always dye my hair But when i do it i pick the same color it was before
dat feel when cannot sleep but didnt try
i don't always smoke weed but when i do i prefer to be in amsterdam
i don't always drive but when I do
i don't always like every comment but when i do
i usually dont go to bk. but when i do  it smells like shit
I don't always make a collage but when i do i use pikage
I don't always take a shit at camp but when i do
Call Mike  239-225-3836
I don't always come to work 2 hours too early But when I do I Find myself doing it again next day
I don't always go see a movie But when I do
I don't always fart where people around me can smell it... But when I do I wait for someone to mention it so I can say 'whoever smelt it
I don't always ask my girlfriend out but when i do
I don't always travel cross country to meet people I met online but when i do
i don't always buy apple products but when i do the newest generation comes out a week later...
i don't always buy apple products but when i do the newest generation comes out a week later...
i don't always flift but when i do
I wasn't always a meme But when became one
i don't always go 3 days without shitting
im not always giving presentations but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DIE ON ZOMBIES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always watch the local news on television... but when i do i always enjoy charlie haldeman reading the glass!
I don't always work hard.... but when I do
I don't always release my 'Hardwork' But when i do
I don't always calculate discounted payback But when I Do.........  I don't
I don't always misspell
I Don't always laugh
i dont always comment about will the whaler but when i do
i dont always pop tag's but when i do i only have 20 dolars in my pocket
I dont always scream into my mic but when i do its because i get faaucckeed
I don't always throw exceptions but when i do its not in devmode
i don't always put up christmas decorations but when i do i leave them up until easter
i dont alwalys use white board wash-off but when i do
I don't always use ky but when I do
I don't always visit my doctor but when i do
i don't always read the bible  but when i do i only read the quots i like
I don't always kiss ass but when I do
I don't usually play black opps... But when i do
I don't always test my code But when I do I do it in producation
I don't always run out of toilet paper but when i do
i dont always drink milkshakes but when i do it brings all the boys to the yard
I don't always hit on women. But when i do
I don't always die in an RPG But when I do I forgot to save
I don't always hate the snow but when I do
I don't always prove to people I'm right because you already know i am
I don't always  Start argues but when i do
I dont always drink beer but when i do
i don't always get to second base but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS STALK WOMEN ON FACEBOOK WAIT
I don't always use this meme But when i do I use it wrong
I dont always skip class but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS HATE CRACKED ARTICLES bUT WHEN i DO
I DONT ALWAYS DROP WOMEN
i dont usually cook dinner but when i do
Sam doesn't always cash Out But when he does itS 50 Cash
i dont allways do a bro fisst  but when i do i look like im 600000
I Don't Always relax while my students write essays
i don't always annoy people  but when i do.... wait i always annoy people
I don't always look at pornography online But when I do
im not always a packers fan but when i am
I don't always go full potato....but when I do aowhnodinqw i wfoiw potatoindwddfF
i dont always make youtube videos but when i do i scare the whole internet
i dont always comment on fcebook statuses but when i do i tell them to quit there whiny bitching
I don't always play the sims
I don't always use condoms But when i do
I don't alwayshave homework free weekends But when I do
I don't always have julekalender  But when i do it's Playmobil
I don't always get wasted at an xmas party but when i do oh god...no more irish car bombs
I dont always cry but when i do
I don't always write pick up lines but when i do
i don't always... uggh...memes are lame
I don't always ask a girl to shift me but when i do I'm Conor whelan
I DON'T ALWAYS USE SEASONED NOSALT... bUT WHEN I DO
i don't always plan to study for my exam but when i do i end up at facebook
Ur Like a pick up truck It takes more than one load to get the job done
i do not always text my ex but when i do
I don't always get super high  But when I do I Prefer dabs
I Dont always go out But when i do
I don't always lose games But when I do it's against the rams
我??的东西 当我这样?，我?以??您的满?
i dont usually update my status but when i do
I don't always call girls i'm attracted to but when i do
I had a word with the mayan's Your welcome.
i don't always design interventions but when i do
I DON'T USUALLY GO TO BIEBER'S CONCERT BUT WHEN I DO I THROW MY BOTTLE AT HIM
i don't always smoke weed actually i do
i dont always look up bible texts but when i do
i don't always see retards on skype fighting But when i do
I Don't always make tasteless jokes but when I do
I don't always watch Doctor who but when i do
i don't always have a girlfriend but when i do
i dont always eat potatos but when i do i make them frenched & fried
I don't always type in all caps but when I do it's not on purpose
I don't aLWAYS MAKE VENN DIAGRAMS BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always look up bible texts but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SHOWER WITH MY BOYFRIEND BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always sing christmas songs but when I do
I don't always Test my upgrades But when I do
I don't always send sensitive information but when i do i 'reply all' to the whole  class
i don't always run cap line in a well BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always say words that come out in a high pitched voice but when i do
i dont always gaf about ppls feelings but when i do i say: umad brah?!?!?
My recordings don't usually have p-pops. But when they do
I don't always clean the insides of toilets but when i do
i don't always nor easily become bored... but when i do
I dont always let people out in traffic but when I do they are saucy bits of dirty crumpet
i don't always put my cat in poses but when i do
I don't always watch clannad but when i do
i don't always call with questions but when i do i'm not at a computer
I DON'T ALWAYS GENERATE MY OWN MEMES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always get cookies But when i do
I DOn't ALWAYS GET DISTRACTED BUT WHEN I DO I
I don't always party on new years day but when i do its at mega with circus records
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MEMES BUT WHEN I DO IT'S FOR THE UCSB JAZZ CONCERT TONIGHT AT 7:30 IN LOTTE LEHMANN
I don't always wait for the dar but when i do it's on hump day and I usually break my f5 key!
I DON'T ALWAYS USE MEMES BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE SOMEONE CAN'T TELL A SINK FROM A GARBAGE CAN
i don't always believe its butter but when i do
I dont always crave large cocks but when i do
i don't always carry a gun  but when i do it can't be concealed
I don't always tell my mom I love her But when I do it's not over email
I'm not always on my computer but when i do it better be me account
I DON'T OFTEN WRITE GUIS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always comment on 1cm of snow but when i do i get too excited because i'm british
I do not always ook but when I do
i don't always eat fast food but when i do its Taco bell
i dont always objectify women but when i do I call them angels
I don't usually cut trees But when I do I cut 1000000 salt cedar a day
i don't always play the guitar but when i do i always take a picture and upload it to facebook
i don't always miss a top 4 seed but when i do i make sure to run through my opponent in round 1
i don't always listen to music in another language but when i do
I don't always win the Heisman... But when I do
I dont always bench Bryce Brown But when I do
Nem mindig csin&#225;lok leckt de amikor igen
i don't always meet the perfect girl but when i do
I don't always use memegenerator but when i do i can't stop
i don't always chat with women online but when i do
I don't always notice my phone vibrating But when I do it often doesn't
so there i was when it all became clear she still was the one.
I don't Always fart in public But when i do I make sure I drink Dos Equis so it looks like it wasn't me
I don't always go to soviet russia But when i do i do it my way
I dont always like a girl but when i do
i don't always go to the gym but when i do i play with my phone the whole time
i don't drink but
I'm not always easily distracted but when i am
I dont always read the title  But when i Do it spoils the joke
I Dont always use hash tags but when i do it's on facebook
i don't always deepthroat a banana but when i do
I don't always talk to joran but when I do
I don't often have a cigar but when i do
I don't always study at the library but when i do
i don't always buy decorative tins but when i do
I don't always troll your superficial FB status But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS GIFT BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always store big data But when i do i use an object store
i don't always have something important to say but when i do
i dont always have group projects  but when i do... i do all the work
I don't always call unemployment But when I do
I DIDN'T CHOOSE MY DIVISION BUT IF I DID... i'D CHOOSE THE afc East
i don't always ask my friends to give me pc games but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS USE B FLAT HORN BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink tiger blood but when i do it's charlie sheen
I don't always open-carry my gun but when i do
david carradine showed me how do this thing with a string and noose while you masturbate
david carradine showed me this nifty trick with a string
I don't usually cheer during a show BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always  give shit but when i do shes got to be hot
richard gere was telling me that the gerbil doesn't really mind
I don't always wear kiels but when I do
I don't always play soccer  But when i do i get bodyslamed
I don't always ask people to like a group on facebook BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always make an oral presentation but when i do
It doesn't always snow But when it does
I don't always listen to Poker face But when I do
like most people my age im 58
i don't always try to log into telnet but when i do the username is invalid
I don't always trust a fart in public places but when i do
I
I Don't always Rick roll someone But when I do
dont argue with a fool 'cause he'll bring you down to his level and beat you with experience
I don't always submit a photo of the week but when i do
I don't always send a tweet but when i do
I don't usually dance around gold piles But when i do
I don't always go to baby showers but when I do
i don't always use world edit but when i do
I don't always feel cold but when i do
I don't always visit padang but when I do
do u feel the REI? feel the power of REI
i don't always fart but when i do
i don't always troll threads but when i do
I don't often try to dehumanize my co-workers BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY POWERBALL. BUT WHEN I DO
i usually don't watch movies but when i do its bruno
saya tidak pernah punya pasangan tapi sekalinya saya punya
i don't always thumbs up a video but when i do it's a pvp video saaan
Un s'ha torte S'ha Veq Kur Ta Sigurona Qe mledhi Me LEgena
I don't always live in the past But when i do
I don't always take it up the ass... But when I do
I dont always go all rouge spider monkey on people but when i do.. i do it style!!!!
I don't always talk shit on Twitter... but when I do
i see your the newest member to the gay society
i dont always make fun of my rommate  but when i do its for voting for romney
i don't always make puppy chow
i dont always sleep with whores but when i do
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One does not simply Put a one does not simply meme in a most interEsting man in the World meme
I dont always play minecraft
I Don't Always get sick But when i do
i dont always give a damn but when i do im sorely dissapointed
i don't always find people interesting but when i do i'm looking in the mirror
have some cheese and relax
I don't almays make a typo but when i do
I don't always give a shit but when i do
I'm not usually a misogynist except when I have to deal with pigs
i don't usually stream video's online but when i do i make sure my pop-up blocker is active
I don't always drink beer because i think its crap but when i do
I don't always kick rocks but when I do
I don't always drink milk but when i do
I DON't always study for tests but when i do
i don't always... beer
I usually don't mail to helpdesk but when i do it's the wrong address
i don't always try lsd but when i do.... OH. my. god. a green unicorn!!
I don't always got lazy but when i do
i don't always use the elevator but when i do i go to the corner and avoid eye contact
i don't always have sex with reality show stars but when i do it's doggy style with honey boo boo's mom
I dont always try to destroy the American economy
I don't always lag But when i do it's when I'm about to win a fight
I don't always learn stuff BUT WHen i  do. it's not school related
i don't always listen to bad religion but when i do i need a thesaurus
i don't always make jokes about Schr&#246;dinger's cat but when I do
I don't always make fun of my friend but when I do
I DONT ALWAYS WAKE UP EARLY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always listen to the school intercom
I Dont Always Drink
I don't always ask for attention but when i do
Happy 21st Brian stay sexy my friend
I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE A TOLERANCE BREAK BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always       listen to metal but when i do
I don't always play mmo games but when i do
i don't always buy twinkis but when i do i sell them on ebay
i DON'T TRY TO APPEAL TO THE LOWEST COMMON DENOMINATOR
i don't always tell jokes but when i do
As The-Smurfs (+44.71) we dont always turf But when we do
I dont always row. but when i do I do it in 13 degree weather with no gloves
i don't always prejudge but when i do it's justified; like about women
I don't always hang with the wolf pack But when i do it's because arushi's busy
I don't always travel But when i do
I don't  always download COD BO2 for 5 days straight But when i do I'm missing one .dll file to play it....
I don't always breathe bottled Air
i don't always stalk people on facebook but when I do... ok
I DON'T ALWAYS have a great night but when i do
I don't always search 'twilight' but when i do it's twilight of thunder god
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO SENIOR RECITALS BUT WHEN I DO ITS JESSE GARCIA'S RECITAL AT PAUL HARRIS THEATRE 6:30PM DEC 7
I don't always drop it like it's hot but when I do
i dont always sit in the school fields  but when i do 
business time 2013 Snakker om penger men har det ikke
I dont always drive a BMW but when i do i look like a fag
i don't always watch shitty programs on the tv but when i do i watch jersey shore
i don't always share a post but when i do i share the whole goddamn site
i don't always drink beer ok i lied
I don't  always carry my Lfr group but when i do
i don't always laugh at injured people but when i do
I don't always destroy the American Ecomomy but when I do
I don't always do RESEARCH papers but when i do
i don't always do it but when i do i use viagra
i dont always watch tv but when i do
i don't usually go to semi with a date... but when i do
i don't always talk to republicans
'cuz everyone knows two exes are better than one
As Wolfensteins (+94.95) we dont always turf But when we do
upron if upronning is important to you
i don&#180;t always want to prove my language skills but if i do i use a dead language nearly 99
I don't always android device but when i do
I don't always blow bubbles but when I do
I don't always get into pursuits But when I do
I don't always watch the special olympics but when i do
yes..... i nailed your mum.
I don't Always Make Weight But When I do I lose 2 pounds the day before
i don't usually get the ******* jokes but when i do
i rarely went to the library when I was younger... but when i went
I don't always turn the light on in the morning and when i don't i step in spunky pee
He once ate baked beans and made his own orchestra Stay flatuent my friends
i dont always argue with ninjas but when i do
I dont usually drink  but when i do i kiss bisexuals
I dont always play magic but when i do
i don't always listen to rap metal but when i do
I don't always kill my teammates... BUT WHEN I DO I TEABAG THEM AFTERWORDS.
I don't always watch TV  But when I do
i dont always go to strip clubs but when i do
I Don't always watch vampire movies When I do it's not Twilight
i always go to uh home games but when i don't
I don't always go to chocolate fairs but when I do I should be on diet
i dont always die when playing black ops 2 but when i do
I dont always be a complete douche canoe but when I do
tua tua gini
i dont always lose at black ops2 but when i do
I dont always go to bruriah  but when i do i get a tznuis note
Chicken and cheese and don't forget the beans
I don't always romney but when I do
I dont always say boys i love you but when i do
i don't always get a boner while talking to a hot girl but when i do i'm slightly embarrassed
I don't always study under Dr. Beavers but when i do i make memes and commiserate with friends
I dont always stop trolling but when i do...i really dont
I am not always gay.....  but when i am my name is elvis
I Dont always Text her
I dont always stop typing mid-sentance But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS post new pictures on facebook but when i do i don't give a shit about the choice and credits
I don't always stay at home on saturday night But when i do
im not always hated but when i am it's for no reason
I dont always get high but when i do i use prit sticks
I'm not always bipolar but when I am
i don't always go on camp but when i do
I propose to add an x on this label it will boost sales and my image
I don't always roll D20's But when I do
I don't always call cadence but when i do
I dont always use        memes incorrectly but when i do
I Don't Pretend i passed out but when i do i act like a movie star
i dont always send cards
I'm not always retarded but when i am
I don't always take timed writing exams But when I do
I dont' always watch my kids  But  when i do i make sure they drink belvedere
I dont always get texts from dani but when i do i only get 1
I don't always make grammar tests But when i do
I dont always fart in the car but when i do
i dont always do what you tell me to do but when i do i do it Immediately
I don't always watch the Macys Thanksgivng day parade. But when I do
I don't always snore but when I do
I Don't always play street fighter But when I do
i dont always fall in love but when i do its with Basia Belz
i don't always do hardflips but when i do
I don't always get double points and instant kill on black ops but when i do
I don't always go on webcam but when I do
I don't Always vote.. But
I don't always drink the coldest beer in town but when i do it's from la providencia
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY    'CALL OF DUTY'
I DON'T ALWAYS WIN THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE AND KEEP MY TEAM IN 3RD 12 GAMES INTO THE SEASON AFTER LOSING OUR STAR STRIKER TO CHINA But When I do
I dont always wobble but when i do
I don't always say something awesome but when i do
I don't always talk to people with swag but when i do
I don't always dance but when i do
I Dont always score 138 points  But when I do i'm white
I Don't always Date girls for 8 months but when i do she Is amazing and i love her
I don't always lose my phone bUT WHEN i DO
i don't always eat peanut butter but when I do
i don't always hate but when i do i prefer to hate the ravens
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always talk to university of south carolina graduates but when i do
I don't always break into a national security complex but when I do I bring an 82 year old nun with me.
i don't always do laundry but when i do i turn off the light after
i don't always bump a thread but when i do
Im not always poor but when i am i buy shit i dont need
I don't always talk to black people but when i do i am sure to act blacker than them
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I DON'T ALWAYS GET SICK. BUT WHEN I DO I END UP IN THE HOSPITAL FOR A WEEK.
I don't Always listen in class but when I do
I don't always listen to music but when i do i listen to metallica
I don't always watch Flat track Roller derby But when I do
I don't always pour off samples but when I do
i DONT ALWAYS WAKE UP WITH A BONER. bUT WHEN I DO
i don't always get free compo but when i get
i DON'T ALWAYS BUY KAYAKS bUT WHEN i DO
i don't always take off on monday but when i do i'm employee of the month -  stay classy my friends
I don't always Break up with gf But when i do i get laid that night
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO U OF WASHINGTON GRADS BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS SPILL FOOD ON MYSELF BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always stand with terrorists but when i do
I don't always get the final kill am in black ops 2  But when I do I look like a total noob
I DON'T LAUGH OFTEN
I DON'T OFTEN TALK ABOUT HOW OFTEN I MASTURBATE
i do not always watch south park but when i do kenny doesn't die
I don't always go to class but when I do
I don't always forget my Abc  but when i do i make a up new lanuage
I Don't always eat bacon who am i kidding
i don't always knock on doors but when i do it's jp's door
I don't usually look at you but when i do
i dont always drink but when i do i puke all over my roommate at 2am
i don 't always get sick
I DON'T HAVE FACEBOOK ANYMORE BUT I STILL REMEMBER YOUR BIRTHDAY ELIZA
I don't always like a status but when I do
I don't always drink
i dont always see the van a'rockin but when i do
I don't always Hunt Quota But when I do
I don't always wait the postman but when I do
I don't always fly into Northwest Arkansas but when I do
i don't usually go out but when i do my car gets towed
i don't always fart but when i do
I don't always have a cool teacher but when i do
I don't always eat chili But when I do
i don't always shut down my pC but when I do
I don't always smoke weed
I dont usually have an IB anticipated exam but when i do
i don't usually boycott mcd for some cause
I don't always run from the NC highway patrol but when I do
I Don't always try to diet But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS GO TO JEWTUBE BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always fire UNGUIDED rockets  but when i do its into isrAEL
i don't always have sex in jail... but when i do it hurts my butt
I don't always stay in for all of davening But when i do
I don't often drink wine But when I do
i don't always drink beer except always
I don't always play against Arsenal But when i do
i don't always eat twinkies but when i do... wait... what!? Hostess closed! shit!
i don't always eat twinkies but when i do....oh wait
I don't usually 'like' things on facebook but when i do
I don't always get drunk in public but when i do
I dont always drink water but when i do
I don't Always like things on Facebook But When i do its my own post
I don't always rip a skiddy But when I do
Gets in fight with girl on facebook makes up and tries to sell her a candle for wallops island.
I don't always go on facebook But when i do
I dont always do my homework but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE ECCIES BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always like instagram pictures but when i do i double tap
I don't usually write essays but when i do
I don't always use dating sites But when I do I pretend to be a girl and troll
I don't always use dating sites But When I do
i dON'T always broke legs But When I DO IT'S YOUR LEGS
I don't always respond to hamas' rockets
i dont always listen to gangnam style but when i do
I Don't always become a meme but when i do it gets old fast
I usually dont fart in public but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DATE BLONDES BUT WHEN I DO THEIR DIRTY BLONDES
i dont always remember a song lyric but when i do
I don't make Memes everyday But when i do 
I don't always walk to mordor but when I do
I DON''T ALWAYS ONLINE FB but when i do...danny also online...
Remember
I dont always WIN IN HALO BUT WHEN I DO I CARRIED THE TEAM
I don't always display symptoms of multiple personality disorder but when I do
I don't always not finish tests but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS WIN THEM ALL BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always play word games but when I do
i don't always listen to music but when i do
i dont always call mia but when i do
I don't always bring food to show and tell But when i do
I Dont always afk scarab but when i do
I don’t always upvote 30 comments on 1 page   But when I do I’m playing never ever on reddit
i don't always WAKE UP BUT WHEN I DO I GRABABRUSHANDPUTALITTLEMAKEUP
i dON't ALWAYS WANT TO DO ROMANTIC MOVIE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always use duct tape... But when I do
I don't always play slender but when i do i keep the lights on and have my mom sit next to me
i dont always eat bacon ACTUALLY.. yes i do
I don't always get a job interview but when i do i say 'Shooooop'
i dont always play black ops 2 but when i do
I don't always turn water into wine But when I do I choose a good Pinot Noir circa 1960
I don't always post on facebook but when I do
KEEP CALM BEFORE I PERMANENTLY CALM U DOWN!!
i dont always fap but when i do i use handlotion
KEEP CALM BEFORE I CALM U DOWN......PERMANENTLY!!!
minsan-minsan lang akong magmahal. pero pag may minahal ako
I don't always go on dates but when i do it's only an one night stand
when i was your age the icse was exactly the same
I don't always feel my phone vibrate but when i do
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i dont always like aslak's post but when i do. i dont
i don't always drink beer but when i do is to get rid of the taste of spit and hooker
I don't always sneeze But when i do
I don't always see my bubu but when i do
I Don't Always LEARN but when i do it's CERTAINLY not with Mr. Infante
i don't always play xbox at school but when i do its in mr. infantes class
i don't always write a paper but when i do i misspell as and make it ass
I don't get notifications i know better
im not always used for a meme but when i am they're hillairious
I don't always quickscope But when i do it misses and blows up an ENEMY'S grenade flying through the air
I DON'T ALWAYS STUDY BUT WHEN I DO ITS ANHOUR BEFORE THE EXAM
I dont always slap people's butts but when i do
I don't always see dolly but when i do i say hello
i don't always do pinwheels but when I do
I don't usually like a 'truth is' status But when I do they say something stupid
I DON't ALWAYS SPAM COMMENTS BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always imitate michael jackson but when i do
I don't always procrastinate but when I do
I don't always Gangnam Style but when I do
i don't always drink coke
I'm not always fabulous but when i am
i dont always like girls but when i do they live 800+ miles away
I don't always test my code but when i do
i dont allways play diablo 3 but when i do
I Dont always spy on battlestations But when I do
I don't always go to war but when i do
i dont always play arty but when i do
I don't always root for Kentucky. But when i do... I don't.
I don't usually talk to Arminians But when I do
I don't always think my period is over but when I do It's not
my favourite sex position is called wow. thats where i flip your mom over.
I don't always stay home when a call of duty game is released but when i do i play halo 4 instead because call of duty is a wanna be fps lolololol
I'm diplomatic but when I say something everyone is angry on me
i don't always insult justin beiber oh
i don't always insult justin beiber oh wait
I DON'T ALWAYS TRY TO WRITE AN 4 PAGE ESSAY
I don't always comment on recipes But when I do I make sure to follow up my 'this is the best recipe ever' with a massive list of substitutions i use.
I DON'T ALWAYS WAKE UP ONCE MY ALARM RINGS. BUT WHEN I DO. I REWARD MYSELF WITH A SNOOZE
i don't always commit suicide but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE JAMIE OLIVER's RECIPES BUT WHEN I DO I LIKE THEM FROM A HEIGHT
I don't always vomit after eating carrots but when I do vomit
I don't always bang strippers But when i do
i rarely have meetings i must attend but when i do
I Don't always skype but when I do
I don't always talk to unc graduates but when i do
i dont always ignore texts... But when i do...i make sure my read receipts are off
I don't always take 20 breaks at work. but when i do It's at my union job.
I don't always explain my thought process but when i do
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i  dont always eat chicken but when i do i get a black guy
I don't always disagree with the president But when i do
I dont always interview But when I do
i don't always get high but when i do
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I don't Always drink But when i do
I don't always talk to ohio state graduates but when i do
I dont always insult people but when i do
I don't always feel like i'm AT the top of the gene pool BUT WHEN I DO
not even i would have sex with julia Gillard
I don't always get jazz but when i do
i don't  always take people stuff but when i do i keep them
I don't always die but when i do
i don't always go to house parties but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS PLAY WITH SOMETHING WHEN I AM SURFING BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always pick darius but when i do
I don't always drink vodka but when i do
I don't often use the word 'terpsichore' in conversation
i don't always drink beer but when i do
i don't always go wild in gmod but when i do i'm with turbolinssi
I dont always get some ass  But when I do
i don't always compromise national security with little elvis but when i do
I don't alWays generate hilarious memes But when i do
i dont always make sense but when i do I DONT
I don't always listen to astro-hop But When I Do
i'm not always fake but when i am
I dont always invite people to me But when i do nobody comes
I don't just 'like' a status I LIKE IT SO MUCH
I dont always go to strip clubs  But when i do i start stripping
I don't always laugh at Others futility
I don't always drink  but when i do
ı dont always eat giga puddı
I don't always eat pork
I don't always oppose free speech but when I do
I don't always moderate prsc But when i do
I usually don't pollute but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS LOOK AT PHOTOS ON FLICKR BUT WHEN i DO
I don't always laugh like a fairy but when i do
I don't always order bacon But when I do
I don't often shop online But when I do I joinhoney.com
I DON't ALWAys send messages But when i DO
I don't always play the violin... but when I do
I don't always uses chasers But when I do it's with crackers
My page doesn't always see a huge spike in activity But when it does
I DON'T ALWAYS BRING MY LUNCH BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS NEED TO SELL MY EXTRA VARiety playhouse TICKETS BUT WHEN I DO I CALL MY FRIENDS AT 404-843-1344
i don't always troll people but when i do
i don't always have children but when i do
I don't always celebrate thirsty thursdays but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS ENJOY WORK
i don't always like an anime
I dont always win a nobel prize
i dont always play wow but when i do
I dont always think of license plate numbers but when i do kfbr392
i dont always try item forge but when i do 
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I Don't Always watch live streaming But when i do
They don`t always break my heart... But when they do
I don't always hire people for less than 400€ at anakan but when I do
I don't always vote BUT WHEN I DO
we don't always miss a week of school but when we do it snows after a day
i DON'T ALWAYS WIN AT bINGO but when i do i make sure to make my own board
i don't always partake in masochism but when i do
I chose Sodomy and you?
Grab your vote You've polled
I don't always make memes but when i do
I don't Always ignore my girlfriend  but when i do it's because of halo 4
I Don't always promote bands  but when i do I promote their songs in 8 bit
I DONT USUALLY GET ALL THE HOT CHICKS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't  NORMALLY TALK TO LIBERAL ARTS MAJORS BUT WHEN I DO I ASK FOR a tall half-skinny extra hot split quad shot latte with whip
I don't always buy kale But when I do
I don't Always go To Church... But when I do
I don't Usually Using Cheats when playing video games but when i do gta san andreas
i DON'T ALWAYS STRAP C4 ON ANIMALS bUT WHEN I DO
I Don't Always Use Twitter But When I Do
I Don't Always Have  Pneumonia But When i Do
I don't always make an ARGUMENT with my mom... but when i do
I always drink beer
I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE A BATH BUT WHEN I DO IM SURE I SPENT THE WHOLE HOT WATER
I don't always wish people happy birthday on a public thread but when i do
I don't always get stubborn but when I do it's incurable
I don't always leave the country but when I do
Ja torkar int allti r&#246;va men t&#229; ja j&#228;r e s&#229; jir e utan papper
I don't always have a crush on a girl.... ...but when i do
I don't always eat my PIzza crust But when i do
I don't always Raise money for missions but when i do
this suit is black  not
i dont always spam memes but when i do
I don't always ask questions in class but when i do
I don't always watch horror movies but when I do
I DON'T OFTEN ASSOCIATE MYSELF WITH ANYTHING CONTANING THE WORD 'TWIT' BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T OFTEN ASSOCIATE MYSELF WITH ANYTHING CONTANING THE WORD 'TWIT' BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always find a journal that covers my seminar topic but when i do it is ranked d or below
i dont always smoke weed but when i do
I Don'T ALWAYS MAKE HON REFERRALS WITH MY FRIENDS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always study for tests But when I do
i dont always take a shit but when i do it doesnt flush
jE PAIE 8 EUROS POUR VOIR UN FILM TU M'empeches de le voir et tu penses que je ne vais pas te casser la gueule???? S&#201;RIEUSEMENT???
I don't always do cost planning But when I do
As La-Cosa-Nostra (+3.88) we dont always turf But when we do
I #believe MS state can have an undefeated season and then they start playing real football teams
I don't always look forward to election day but when I do its because yall will stfu on facebook about politics
i DOn't always go on memegenerator but when i do
I don't always wash my car but when i do it rains right afterwards
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY ONLINE BUT WHEN I DO I PWN ALL I SEE
i don't always stfu but when i do
I don't always drink alone But  when I do it's depressing and everyone else is asleep
I don't always talk in front of the class But when i do
i dont always fap
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I don't always have guy friends  but when I do my parents think we're dating
I don't always chat in Yahoo chat... but when I do
i don't always have sex with hookers
i dont always wash my hands in a public restroom but when i do its because someone else is in there
As Wolfensteins (+23.21) we dont always turf But when we do
As Wolfensteins (+44.21) we dont always turf But when we do
i don't always troll    in memes but when i do
I'm not always satisfied with my voice mail message but when I am
i dont always get lunch detention but when i do
i don't always do oral presentations but when i do
I don't always try to kill zombies with a flashlight but when i do
I don't travel often But when i do I check in on Facebook
I don't alwAYS host Halloween parties but when i do
And then they said that i was supposed to teach
As Delinquents (+50.89) we dont always turf But when we do
i don't always upgrade anti-spam systems but when i do i do in production
i don't always make announcements but when i do
I don't always shit my pants but when i do
I DO NOT ALLWAYS MEET PEOPLE I KNOW But when i do i meet them all at once
i DON'T always speak mexican  but when i do 'tacos'
I dont often wreck my phone BUT WHEN i DO
i don&#180;t always play in the first team but when i do
i don't usually party but when i do
I don't always talk to sam childs BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS LOOK LIKE A DOUCHE  BUT WHEN I DO I AM DRINKING DOS EQUIS
I DONT ALWAYS WASH DISHES but when i do
I don't always sell lucasfilm but when i do
it's not often that i have Goals.  but when i do i go hard.
I don't always get e-mails for a chili cook off. but when I do I have my inbox flooded with them
i don't always fall asleep but when i do
I don't always have a restraining order against me but when I do
i don't always play nds game but when i do
As Delinquents (+50.89) we dont always turf But when we do
I don't always live at Home with my paRents But when I do
I don't always Generate Memes But when i do
I dont always back down from a challenge but when i do
I don't always drink But when i Do
i dont always hang around with shadman
i dont always make it in the movie industry but when i do
As Delinquents (+39.87) we dont always turf But when we do
I DON't always look good wait..
I don't always vote for Obama But when I do
As GreekWarriors (+17.81) we dont always turf But when we do
I dont always got to the states but when i do  tsunami
I don't always use memegenerator But when i do
I don't always pay taxes but when I do I curse the 47%
I don't always pay taxes but when I do
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i dont always play twitch but when I do
i don't always answer stupid questions but when i do they are usually from siri
i don't always travel to the east coast but when i do... hurricane sandy comes
As N/A (0) we dont always turf But when we do
As N/A (0) we dont always turf But when we do
I don't usually score tries but when i do its during touch
I'm not always a nerd but when I am
I don't always get hit by a hurricane
i don't always have snowdays but when i do i don't
Do you know something even more gay? ..You not having a girlfriend
i don't always watch world series baseball without the Yankees. but when i do
i don't always celebrate my birthday but when i do
I don't always ride in limousines But when I do I call my chauffeur curtis!
i don't always use the city-issued curb side recycling bins... but when i do
I don't always use axe but when i do
I don't alwaYs believe Obama Especially when he explains The terrorists in Libya
I Don't often eat spicy but when i do
I don't always have a bad day but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always follow hurricanes but when i do
I don't always make memes But when I do
i dont always have inside jokes but when i do
I don't always be a terrorist but when i do
I Don't Always watch food network but when I do
I don't always search my own character on meme generator But when i do
I dont always open mystery boxes but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE ON AMENDMENTS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink my pee but when i do i'm watching Man vs. wild
I don't Trick or treat
look behind you I'm not there. yet.
MAN united don't always buy referees oh wait
i don't always watch out from my window
I don't always make a meme But when i do
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I don't always go to the store for just one thing but when i do
I don't always park under a tree but when i do...
I posted in the wrong meme aliens
I DON't always wait for the toaster But when I do it scares the shIt out of me!
I DONT ALWAYS CARE ABOUT JAMES HARDEN OR OU LOSING BUT WHEN I DO
my girlfriend doesnt always touch my butt 
i don't always drive over the speed limit but when i do
I don't always use bombs but when i do i use them wisely
I don't always slap but when i do you end up like ned stark
i don't always hear people say swagdopeyolo but when i do
I don't always feel sad while watching 'how i met your mother' but when I do
I don't always go on world of warcraft but when i do i see antherria bragging
I don't always make memes... but when i do
i dont always kill shaun but when i do he ragequits
I don't always masturbate and rhyme But when i do
i don't always update my status on facebook but when i do
I don't Always smoke  weed but when i do
i don't always rage quit but when i do
I dON'T ALWATS MAKE MEME'S but when I do
i dont usually have too much fun
i dont always hang out with george zimmer but when i do
I Don't always go on MFC but when I do it's to see awesomekate
I don't always freak out about weather but when i do
i don't always turn 50 but when i do
I don't always get irritated... but when i do
I respect other PS3 dev's but graf_chokolo was my hero
I don't always stutter But when I do
i don't always do boxing... but when i do
I don't always talk to the cbc but when I do
I don't always watch college hockey but when i do
He can replace a compressor without any tools but for startup he always calls w.a.c.
i don't always encourage the dead to vote but when I do
I don't always pick up girls at a bar... but when I do it's literally
I don't always get many subscribers but when I do
I don't always work But when I do
i don't always go to the beach but when i do
i dont always RESURRECT old memes  but when i do
I don't always hang with ratchets
I don't always hang with ratchets
I Don't Always drink beer
i dont always drink but when i do who ami kidding i always drink
I don't always fart in public But when I do
I don't always elaborate on the third level  but when I do
i don't always show off by doing a burnout but when i do i say it was only 1/4 throttle
I DONT ALWAYS CARE ABOUT ELECTIONS.... BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE TO KNOW ALL THE FACTS FIRST
i don't always wear my pajamas in public But when I do it's to walmart
i don't always procrastinate but when i do i do it tomorrow
I Don'T ALWAYS VOTE dEMOCRAT
YOUTUBE BECAUSE FRIENDS NEED SOMEWHERE TO UPLOAD THAT VIDEO
I usually dont quit drugs but when i do i don't
I don't always play rpg games but when i do
I don't always listen to rap but when i do
i dont always get stoned and send girls out the door crying but when i do i stay in my apartment and text them until they come back
i don't always make a meme birthday card but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE PAGES ON FACEBOOK  BUT WHEN I DO IT'S MEMEBOX
dont always drive to uni But when i do i have an exam @ 8:45am
I DON'T ALWAYS BUY ROOFING BUT WHEN I DO I CALL PATRICK AT J&S SUPPLY
i don't always vote but when i do
i don't always use memes But when I do
i DON'T ALWAYS WATCH BASEBALL. bUT WHEN I DO IT'S THE SAN FRANCISCO GIANTS WIN  GAME 1 OF THE WORLD SERIES
i don't always get into fights... ...but when i do
I Don't always cover up benghazigate But when i do
I don't Always Fear someBody But when i Do
Austin howell's theory: When your wrong make up random facts
I don't always pay attention to domain names but when I do
i don't always give head... ....but when i do
Stay Home  And Practice
i don't always get mad but when i do it's against you!
I dont always accept to having my picture taken but when i do
I dont usually make memes but when i do
I don't always use my shikai but when i do
gue bukan orang ti sekali jadi orang ti
I don't always break my finger but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS READ THE BIBLE bUT WHEN i DO
I don't always go to the gym but when i do
I'm not always choked bY my boyfrienD But when i do my frIend is being choked by her frIend at thE Same time
I don't always remember an address in australia
I Don't always speak to coMmunication students But when I do I ask for Large Fries
I DON'T ALWAYS WIPE MY ASS BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always vote obama but when i do
I don't always do h/w but when i do the teacher doesn't collect it!
I Dont always play f**** games in iraq but when i do i'm sweeping a parking lot during a sandstorm
i don't always study at geography but when i do 
i don't always watch videos on internet
i dont always say i am sorry but when i do
I don't often hate...  but when I do I often hate the FLORIDA GATORS! Go Bulldogs!
I don't always read bad jokes but when i do they are in 9gag comments
I don't always smoke spliffs wait yes I do
i'm not always right but when i'm wrong
I don't always go to the tastings table But when I do I Drink everything and hIt on jess
I Don't always organise gigs but when i do they're at the last minute
iDONTAWLAYSUSETHESPACEBAR BUT WHEN IT DO ITS WAY EASIER TO READ
I dont always drink
I dont always drink
i don't always go from iran to the sea but when i do
i dont always cry but when i do im always thinking about marky
i always drive my car
I don't always wear pants but when i do
I don't always build domes but when I do
I don't always trust math but when I do it's Mitt's
I dont always get corrupted but when i do
I Don't always drink milk But when I do
I dont always block punts but when i do i walk off the field like a badass and let my team recover the ball
I don't always plunge a country off a financial cliff and advance socialist values But when I do
My friends don't always stay thirsty But when they do
II DON'T ALWAYS GIVE AWAY 9.5 million DOLLARS  BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always hashtag but when I do I say #rallycain
I once ordered a pizza and gave them the wrong address it still got to me
i don't always play minecraft
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO ARTS STUDENTS
I dont always rage but when i do
I don't always buy Frozen White Castle Hamburgers from my Grocer's Freezer
i don't always find my school pc on stand by but when i do it already has chrome installed
I dont always swerve
I don't always watch old episodes of monty python's flying circus
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I don't always have holidays But when I do
I don't always wash my hands ....
J.W.: I don't always quesition girls but when i do
i dont always do my koski binder but when i do
i dont always do my homework but when i do i dont
I don't always take the business But when I do
people dont always call me marco
i don't always watch television but when i do
hello. my name is jay. and i don't always ask for role playing... but when i do
I don't always use tumblr But when I do I'm a tumbling gansta
i don't always go to the unlv gym but when i do
I dont always go on reddit when I'm drunk But when I do I YEs;/8
Customers don't always make holly jokes but when they do
I don't always vote for the president but when I do
I don't always entertain guests But when I do its at my cubicle
i never aggressively avoid paying uk income tax but when i do
i don't always do sodomy but when i do
I don't always get up at 5 AM on a saturday But when i do
I don't always pin gowns on Pinterest  But when I do
I dont always make 100M But when i do I take dicks to the face
i dont always ask alice to call me but when I do
I don't always win 900 games but when i do the whole stadium empties on to the field
I usually don't listen to bands that aren't Alice in Chains
I don't always laugh while watching tv alone But when I do
I don't always protest programming changes but when i do they are the dumbest changes in the history of television
I dont always touch myself but when i do
I don't always put my elbows on the table. But when I do
I don't always use a syn scan
i don't always sound gay but when i do
I don't always have retarded hands but when i do i'm kissing my girlfriend
i don't always go to homecoming but when i do
I don't always have the closed caption on with the sound but when i do
I dont always use ksg 12 in mw3 but when i do i spray everywhere
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING STRANGE IN THE NEIGHBOURHOOD
I dont always make memes but when i do i do it because im bored
I don't always watch spongebob but when i do
I don't often go home with women but when i do
I don't usually get offers from girls to come back to mine but when I do
i don't always bang fat bitches. but when i do
i don't always find a free boat but when i do
I dont always change underwear in holidays but when i do i take one from the day before
I dont usually compare myself to Jony but when i do i wanna kill myself
i don't always bike but when i do i'm a boss
Binders? I prefer beds.
I dont always get new profile picture But when i do people call the police
I DON'T ALWAYS HIT WOMEN BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always have sex with Your mom But when i do i tell you about in xbox live
I don't always drink milk but when i do
I don'T ALWAYS HAVE EXTRA MONEY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always make mistakes. But when i do
I don't always wear makeup But when i do i forget to wash my face and wake up looking like a cheap hooker
I don't always have women but when I do
I don't always cry like a little girl but when i do
I'm not always an attractive girl from Milwaukee But when I am
I Don't always cover up libyan terror plots but when i do
I don't always make jokes about large fries but when I do
i dont always take my shirt off but when i do
I don't always support communism
i don't always vote for goldman sachs. but when i do... it's because i am completely uninformed
I don't always use sanitary toilet seat covErS BuT when I do
I don't always pay taxes But when I do
I doN'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER tHAT'S A LIE
i dont always make birthday cards but when i do  there terrible
i don't always post on facebook but when i do i try to annoy eveeeryyonee
i don't always vote in elections but when i do
i don't always complement girls
i don't always go for thick women but when i do i go for ivy doomkitty
i don't always go for thick women but when i do i prefer prefer ivy doomkitty
I don't always respond to compliments but when i do
i don't always press like on a girls picture but when i do
I dont always verarsch linh but when i do it makes him cry
I don'T always share my stories But when I do
I don't always listen to music
i don't always use memegenerator but when i do
I dont always talk to girls But when i do
I DON't ask facebook questions very often but when I do
I don't always verarsch linh but when i do it makes him cry
i don't always confuse twitter with google plus but when i do
I don't always slap someone for saying something stupid but when I do
i dont always work  but when i do i make sure chief knows about it
I don't always get women but when I do I keep them in a binder
I don't always cry for reddit posts but when i do
I don't always troll the fitness community but when i do i am ian mccarthy
I dont always work from home but when I do
i'm not always afraid of ghost stories told in my office but when i am
I Normally don't like corona beer But bitches do!!
on binders: i keep my women in the kitchen
I don't always win but when i do i am shooting gold
i don&#180;t always drink coffee at work
SELOSO:) ACK'OH
I don't always vote in course rep elections but when i do
I don't always think but when I do
I don't always tell my parents  how i feel  but when i do
I don't always talk a ton of shit  But when I do
I don't always say I love you
I'm not always terrible at my job but when I am
I dont always talk But when i do
I don't always pitch against the yankees but when I do
I don't always write scholarly papers But when I do
I don't always play chicago but when i do
I don't always complain about small shit but when i do
I don't always focus in class But when I do it's not Research Methods
I don't always call people on my cell but when I do I text
I don't store women often but when i do
I don't always go to staples but when I do
I DONT ALWAYS GET BITCHES PHONE NUMBERS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink apple juice but when I do I steep philosopher's brew in it
I don't play drums often but when i do
I don't always have sex but when i do
I don't always talk to camosun college graduates but when i do
i don't always drink beer... but when i do
i dont always shit my pants but when i do it runs down my leg
i don't always clean up my lunch mess but when i do
I don't always get hit on by girls But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS DRIVE DOWN DEAN FOREST ROAD.. BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always miss a joke but when i do
I dont always comment in the UWC-Alumni PAge But if I do it will be after David Gottorff removes himself from it
I may not always hire women But when i do
I may not always hire women But when i do
i don't always get binders full of women but when I do
I Don't Always Ball hard But when i do
I almost always get wHat i want But when i dont
I dont always workout  but when I do
I don't always tell everyone to play by the same rules but when I do 
I DON'T ALWAYS ATTEND FALLS CHURCH REC SPORTS SPORTS BANQUETS BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS LIE TO PROFESSORS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always use IE But When I Do I find Bugs
I don't always wear a watch oh wait
I dont usually like women but when i do i prefer binder women
UNE NUK BOJ PARTY SHPESH.. VEQ KUR TBOJ SIGUROHNA QE EDHE DRILONI ME MARR PJES
I don't always sail ships But when I do
I don't always carry a binder but when I do
I don't always carry a binder but when I do
When going door to door
I don't always brag about my athletic accomplishments but when i do
i don't always give rim jobs but when i do i dont brush my teeth for weeks
i dont always give rim jobs but when i do
I don't always buy chocolate bars but when i do
i don't always celebrate a birthday BUT WHEN I DO
one doesn't simply always cross-reference memes But when he does
i don't always storm but when i do
I dont always search for women in my cabinet but when I do I want them in binders
I don't always listen to HOlst
I don't always have a cakeday
I don't always talk to pretty girls
i don't always make epic shots but when i do
I don't always have women
I don't always play drums but when i do
I don't always use binders but when I do
I don't always insult people but when I do THEY SHIT IN THEIR PANTS
I don't always hire women but when I do
I don't always need my iphone but when i do
I don't Usually have Binders But when I do
I don't always keep women but when i do I keep them in binders
I don't always workout but when i do
i dont have tourettes but when i F@&k  U B!*&%
I don't Always Code BUt when I do
i don't always create a meme but when i do i check the spelling on google
I DONT ONLY DREAM ABOUT UR GF BUT I ALSO DO HER!
i dont always play bad games but when i do i play modern warfare 3
I don't always let people who ninja pull die but when i do
I don't always check out girls in there cars but when i do I check the back for a baby seat
I don't always check out girls in their cars but when I do
i don't always study but when i do
i don't always play good music but when i do
I don't always pray to crom. But when I do
I Don't Always Work At Soup Kitchens But When I do
i dont always play games but when i do im never any good
I dont always use chrome but when I do i have 100 tabs open
i don't always fart but when i do i make it extra smelly
I don't always misplace my phone oh wait
I don't always get good Dice... But when I do
i don't always steal protagonism to others but when i do
i dont always post status updates But when i do i post 4 at a time
i don't always spray and pray   but when i do there usually an enemy panzer coming at me
I don't alway's bump local rap artists but when I do i bump coalition entertainment
i don't always drink  But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS ASK FOR IPHONES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have surgery but when I do
I don't always get posted in the warehouse but when i do
I don't drink alcohol
I dont always go on facebook but when i do its to find out gossip
i don&#180;t always smoke weed before going to bed lol jk yeah i do
I dont always make the bed but when I do
I don't always make memes but when I do
I don't always write 2 songs At once But when I do it takes all night and I leave them 90% finished
I don't always have close games in this league
I dont always take shits but when i do i take it in my backpack
I don't always win a game... but I never lose
I Don't always wear boots with the fuR But when I do
ICH SPRECHE NICHT IMMER DEUTSCH  but when I do
I DONT ALWAYS GO VOTING BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always rage and make memes but when i do
i am always right  but when i don't
I don't always respond to your posts but when i do i'm slightly dumber
the Dallas Cowboys dont always lose
I don't always vote but when i do i put the white back in the white house.
I don't always deploy production but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE MY OWN COMMENT BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always speak italian but when i do
I Don't often respond to fight's on the forums..... but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS CLICK A LINK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always go for the butt but when I do
i dont always reply to email threads but when i do
I don't always necropost but when i do
My son doesn't always turn into a pony with a vaj But when he does
I don't always get drunk but i certainly bullshit about it
i dont always want an omelette but when i do
I don't always drink bleach but when i do
i do not go often to borovec but when i do i did not sobber all weekend
I don't always win but when i do i need derek jeter
i don't always watch nfl football but when i do its breast cancer week
I don't always watch television. BUT WHEN I DO
I Don't Always Get swept But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS ORDER SALAD  BUT WHEN I DO I ORDER EXTRA CROUTONS AND RANCH
I DONT ALWAYS ORDER SALAD BUT WHEN I DO I GET EXTRA CROUTONS AND RANCH
I don't always laugh like a moron  but when i do
I dont always ask them if theyre fat but if they do 
i don't always act like a power ranger
i don't always have a fear of the next beer but when i do
nothing but salt diet stay thirsty my friends
I DON'T ALWAYS HIT WOMEN But when i do
I Piggled The donk
dude
i don't always drink but when i do
I don't always defend victims of suicide but when I do
I don't always get offended on the internet but when i do
i don't always post on reddit but when i do
I don't always text people when I'm drinking
I don't always lose games But when i do
I don't always make smart desicions But when i do
I don't always look at memes But when I do
I don't always have road rage But when I do
I DON't alwaysforward calendar invites but whei do i make sure there's a VP on the TO: line
I don't always rescue dobermans but when i do i do it with the doberman assistance network
andrea doesn't usually just bake all night but when she does
i dont always skip class for an entire week but when i do its for fear fest on amc
I don't always froyo but when I do i 'yolo'
i do not always brush my teeth but when i do i use crest
I Don't Always Smoke But when i Do I use the Click-N-Hit
excuse me
I dont always do games but when i do im sure i put double aim to there
i don't always understand maths But when i do
I dont always receive MMS messages But when i do
i dont always have the flu but when i do it's with allergies
I don't always laugh inappropriately during a vice presidential debate but when i do
I don't always solvE syllogisms But when i do
I don't always study the Brachial Plexus But when I do
I don't always Listen to stand up comedy
I don't always wish you happy birthday But when I do
I don't Always drink But when i do
i don't always have to use the men's restroom while i work but when i do
I don't always use a laptop but when i do it's a HP Spectre Ultrabook
i don't always feel sleepy but when i do
i don't always tell you interesting stories but when i do you are lame
I dont always call you statement 'malarkey' But when i do it's with all due respect
i don't always bite you but when i do... bodies will fly :)
i don't always think about the brachial plexus But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS START MY HOMEWORK IN A TIMELY MANNER But when I do...hey facebook!
I don't always claim to fight cancer But when I do I do it by copy and pasting a facebook status
i don't always smoke but when i do 1GIRL1CIGARETTE.COM
I don't always browse /r/gore but when i do
i don't usually use the word 'i love you'
i don't usually complain about the heat and humidity but when i do
I don't always make a bad refereeing decision but when i do
i dont always look at boise high memes but when i do its by josh marxs
I don't always play fifa but when i do  i  pass with robben              football nation
when running
I don't always use meme generator... But when i do
I don't always hit up geographers but when i do
I dont always look like Placido Domingo I am him
i don't always generate an awesome meme but when i do nobody else sees it
i don't always loathe politicians ... but when I do
i diont always drink pop but when i do i drink slightly flat pop
I don't always use a 'To be continued...' But when i do
Im not always the best blacksmith in whiterun but when i am im like Adrianne avenicci
I dont always eat oranges but when i do i like to explode them against the wall
I don't always remind people that they owe me money but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS CALL PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO I KNOW THE RIGHT TIME WITH SMARTFILE
I dont always recieve communion But when i do it's on the tongue
i don't always get attacked by 2 men
i don't always take shots but when i do
I don't always use the word ignoramus But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS REQUIRE VOICEOVER BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have potato moments But when I do I go full retard
BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always guNzerk But when I do it's for ammo regen
mushrooms aren't always bad sometimes
i don't always eat vegetables but when i do
success is achieved by crack
I don't always lose a game BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT ALWAYS HAVE HORRIBLE SEX BUT WHEN I DO ITS WITH CATHY
I'm not always white but when i am
I dont often wear cool tshirts But when i do
i don't always take a sheet but when i do it will be on your living room floor
I don't always increase business
I don't always follow baseball but when i do i follow the orioles
I don't always use a first inversion diminished vii but when i do
I don't always volunteer on campaigns but when I do
i don't watch little girl shows but when i do it's my little pony friendship is magic
I Don't always Scroll through comments But when I do
I don't always eat pie
I dont always eat pie
i dont always go to GA meetings  but when i do i go to the homecoming meeting
i don't always crack jokes to brazilian people but when i do
I'm not not always a giant homo  But when I am
I dont always play Support But When i do
i don't always give good advice but when i do it's too late
I don't aways wish people a happy birthday but when I do
I dont always study for an exam but when i do i still fail
I dont Always listen to rock 'n roll but when i do
I don't always have sex but when i do it it's with two girls
I DON'T ALWAYS LEAD THE CLASSROOM DISCUSSIONS  BUT WHEN I DO I PLAY DEVILS ADVOCATE
i don't always smoke weed but when i do
i dont always make games but when i do
I don't always die but when i do... bury me inside the gucci store
i dont always post cod4 pics but when i do i cant spell
I DON'T ALWAYS PROCRASTINATE BUT WHEN I DO I DO IT TOMORROW
i dont always call my production guys slackers but when i do
I don't always play a redshirt on Star Trek
I don't always eat school lunch but when i do i don't eat the sweet potato fries.
I don't always eat hot wieners from olneyville... but when i do
i DON'T  ALWAYS GO 0-5 bUT WHEN I DO
I don't always do your mother but when i do i gangnam style
I dont always listen to rap But when i do its in finnish
I DON'T ALWAYS SHIT MY PANTS BUT WHEN I DO YOU CAN EAT THE CORN OUT
I don't always have sex with humans Why are you waiting for a punchline?
I Don't always drink beer wait yes i do
I am not always a Cal Fan But when I am we beat UCLA
WHEN CHUCK NORRIS WANTS TO GET A DRINK WITH ME.... I MAKE HIM DRINK IT OUT OF A BABY BOTTLE & MAKE HIM WEAR A BIB! AND HE ALWAYS SAY'S THANKS
I don't always give koreans m&m's But when i do
I don't alwys talk about my heart but when i do
I don't always kill when i hack But When i do
I dont always collect the dragonballs but when i do
i don't always wear camoflauge but when i do you can't see me
I don't always say I'll fight at 60% But when I do
i don't always drop my lunch tray but when i do
I don't normally dance gangnam style but when i do
i dont always drink beer OH WAIT I DO
i don't always get the rune but when i do
I don't always wear chaps  but when i do they're assless
I don't always diet but when i do
i dont alway try to go into a open door closing  but when i do i hit the door
i don't always get promotion in tribalwars but when I do
i don't always make memes but when i do it's saturday night and i'm on the computer
people don't usually hurt me physically but when they do
i don't always make love on the first date but when i do
intercom doesn't always ask for me to go to the office but when it does
Tumblr dosnt always update but when it does
i dont always play cricket but when i do i try to copy Malinga
I'M NOT ALWAYS THE BEST BUT WHEN I AM
i don't always push it but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO OTHER PEOPLE'S COnversations BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always use a mobile broadband but when i do
I DON'T NORMALLY GIVE A SHIT WHEN A WHITE AND BLACK GUY ARGUE  bUT WHEN ITS CANDIDATES i STILL DON'T GIVE A SHIT
I don't always call customer service... but when I do
I dont always make fun of bmac but when i do
I dont always hold doors for girls but when i do
Khani does not simply save isk he saves plex
i don't always talk crap about you  but when i do its over facbook
no siempre estoy en una relacion estable y seria pero cuando lo estoy
I don't always feel but when i do
I don't always drink wine but when i do i make sure it's a shiraz
I don't always run into other boats but when i do
i don't always drink beer in my fort but when I do it's sukkot
I'm not always afraid of thai girls but when i am they're not really girls
I don't always watch presidential debates but when i do i usually win
i don't always allow extra time but when i do
I Don't use my diamond pickaxe often... But when I do
I don't always find orange weapons on borderlands 2 But when I do
I don't always focus when i study for neuro but when i do
i dont always date thai girls but when i do im not the only one dating her
i dont always jump into hep creek but when i do
I don't always kill deer but when I do
I don't always have the perfect opportunity for a ravage but when I do I don't have any mana
I dont always leave on fools but when i do...its because they gave me the go
i never listen to the song friday and while i'm not
I dont always watch presidential debates but when i do
i don't always look like a dumbass tripping over everyone but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS GET EASILY DISTRACTED BUT WHEN I D- HEY LOOK! PEANUT BUTTER!
i dont usually jerk off in the shower but when i do
I don't always jol mont but when i do
i don't always drink beer wait... that's a f@#$%!& LIE! lol
i dont always have swag but when i do...well i dont
I don't always use grenades But when I do you'd better believe there are hundreds of little crosses involved
I don't always ask people how they are but when i do i don't Care about the answer
I don't always make love to my wife but when i do i think of her younger sister
i don't always cross the atlantic but when i do its in my privat jet
i don't always dance but when i do i wobble
I don't always see rogues in stealth but when i do its never demascus!!
MY Mac doesn't always crash But when it does
We dont always deploy successfully to production But when we do
I don't always promote specials online But when I do
I don't always throw five picks on mnf but when i do
I don't always check the occupations of 9gag commenters but when i do
i don't always read email newsletters but when i do
I dont always fart in public but WHEN i do its at the worse time ever
I don't always judge music effect but when i do
im not always mexican  but wen i am i do garden work
I don't Always compliment a girl but when i do she never accepts it
i dont always drink but when i do
I dont always wear a watch but when I do
I don't always play MMO's But when I do
i dont allways do my homework but when i do i forget it
I DON'T ALWAYS TEXT BUT WHEN I DO I TEXT YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING AND WAKE YOU UP
I don't always cry But when I do
i don't always get kidnapped when someone is in my hour but when i do
i dont always make memes but when i do i think i'm way funnier than i really am
I don't always have college essays due But when I do
Go to banff they said you will see many animals they said
I Don't Always Get Mad But when I do
i don't always say you're shit but when i do
I dont usually dictate
i dont always watch pokeman
I DONT USUALLY COME TO THE LECTURES BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always do homework  but when i do
I don't usually win championships but when i do
i dont always complain about imba heroes but when i do
I don't always troll my class but when i do i get threats from jason
i never create meme's but when i do
When i cant pronounce a word.. i say it in a way that no one can understand..
I'dont always queue Up but when i do i use the wednesday's tf-fastline
I don't always recite all the functions of fatty acyl synthase but when i do
i don't allways drag the tempo  but when i do
I don't usually do totally useless things But when I do
we don't always have enough basketball courts but when we do
Kaitlynn byrd doesn't always count off Love shack
i don't taking a shit so often but when i do
I don't always like my own posts but when i do
I don't always predict results of india pakistan match But when i do
i don't always work but when i work
i don't always get diarrhea but when i do
I don't always watch Grey's Anatomy But when I do
I don't always make fun of steve but when i do
i dont always use apple maps but when i do i end up in canada
i don't always give a shit but when i do i   hnnn.. I..I   HNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn plop!
I don't always fart... But when I do
I don't always look for gigs on craigslist But when I do I look for 'Micro Budgets'
I don't always jump up and holler Without a reason
I don't always wait for video games But when I do It's nba2k
I dont normally text and drive but when i do i use talk to text
i don't always deal with people but when i do
I don't always watch fairly-god parents but when i do  i think of better wishes i can make
I don't always choke on water but when I do
I don't always tell brilliant jokes but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS MISS 2ND GEAR BUT WHEN I DO IT'S AT FULL THROTTLE
I don't always get nothing but when i do it's because i asked for something
I don't usually get on facebook bUT WHEN i DO THERE'S DRAMA ALL DOWN MY NEWSFEED
i don't always find these things so hilarious but when i do
I Don't ALWAYS VOTE FOR VICE PRESIDENt BUT WHEN I DO I VOTE FOR JEFF
I don't always tell a joke but when i do
i dont always dedicate every single post like how ruby de la cruz does but when i do i make sure that I dedicated every single post to +Marques Ware just like how she does
i don't always talk to people who use the word 'swag'
I don't always publicly embarass kelleher but when i do
I don't usually find weapons op but when i do
i don't always give my daughter $18
I don't always get sick bUT WHEN I DO
I don't always get lost... but when I do it is because I am using my iphone
We don't always wait until 3:45 pm to enter all of our orders but when we do it's on a friday afternoon
I don't always drive a forklift but when I do
I'm not always the NFL comissioner but when I am
i don't always sell designer handbags but when i do they're illegal rip-offs
It doesn't always come back But when it does
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SEX BUT WHEN I DO
I don't ALWAYS know how to answer questions at a job interview
I don't always have a girlfriend but when I do
I don't always have a girlfriend but when i do
I don't always shave But when i do
i don't always build a sukkah BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always 'like' something on facebook but when i do
If I were you... I would not eat that piece of pie.
I don't always control my Batmobile with a smartphone But when I do
I don't normally make music but when i do
I don't always drive a BMW but when I do
i don't always oppa but when i do
I don't always tell people to shut up but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SIT LIKE THIS BUT WHEN I DO I GET CRAMP
one does not simply use the right meme
45-23; 41-20; 56-20; 48-23  uga so
i don't always hop from one foot to the other repeatedly but when i do i'm listening to banda
El Tuerto Took on QED and L-KLK in a single Battle
i don't always get emotional except when trying to reason with an idiot
YOU'RE ALL MY BITSCHES
I don't always cook but when I do
I don't always mention my son but when i do
i don't always beat my wife but when i do
i dont always lose a lane but when i do the champ is a Fkin Noob op piece of crap riot nerf plz qq shit op shit
I dont always get hookers But when i do
I don't always get an erection but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS watch footall but when i do
I don't always floop the pig But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO FOOTBALL GAMES  BUT WHEN I DO
i'm not a doctor in real life but i play one on facebook
SoMe say having a dark side will lead to no good... I certaiNly hope so. Stmf.
i don't always get girls wet
but when i do i do it spectacularly. I don't always make mistakes
I don't always drive racecars But when i do
I Don't Always curl but when i do
I don't alway get molested in a bar but when you do it
I don't Always use my blinker But when I do people realize  that I from out of town
I DON'T ALWAYS CHECK FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always classify but when i do i use phylogeny
I dont always drink But when i do i savagely beat my children
I dont usually hire bad nfl refs but if i do it came from santa maria
i dont always use sniper rifle but when i do i shit brix
i dont always watch rozen maiden but when i do
i dont always lose my phone but when i do
I don't always wet myself but when i do
i don't always wet myself but when i do
I don't always use a meme generator But when I do it's because my friend started it
I don't always study but when I do
We don't always win but when we do
I don't always have sex but when i do
I don't always show up as a cardboard cutout of myself But when I do I still get the ladies
I DONT ALWAYS GET COLLEGE GIRLS BUT WEN I DO I'M WUKKIN PON A CALLIAQUA VAN
I dont always pay my parking tickets but when i do
I dont always make my homework but when i do
I dont always try to dance but when i do
I don't often watch movies But when I do
I don't always hate beavers But when i do it's because it's oregon state
daniel to gej
I dont always drink alone But when i do i prefer to be by  myself
i don't always 'but when i do' but when i do
i don't always choose a dog as my family pet but when I do
I don't always get lost But when I do it's with iOS6 Maps
I don't always leave the conservatory but when I do
i don't always win freshiezza but when i do i make sure it's 3 times in a row
I'm not always Awesome Oh wait..Yes I am
I don't always go super saiyan but when i do
Stay skeptical my friend
I'M NOT ALWAYS DRINKING ORANGE JUICE
I don't always watch football But when I do I support all the teams equally
i don't always take pictures of me but when i do
I don't use map apps often but when I do I use apple maps and I get lost as shit!
i dont always talk to people with swag but when i do its jodi lee
I don't always visit the south pacific But when i do
I don't always advertise on your birthday but when i do
BRACE YOURSELVES PEOPLE USED THE WRONG MEME AGAIN
i don't always talk to my crush but when i do
i DON'T always MASTURBATE but when i do it's to your mom
i don't always appear on a tee shirt but when I do
i don't always see something nice when i go shoping but when i do i don't have money for that
i don't always drink vodka but when i do
i don't always argue but when i do
I don't always leave the toilet seat down but when I do
i don't always give permission to die but when i do it's when gotham is ashes
I Don't always damn the man
I Don't always play table football with my brother But when i do
UNE S BOJ HAJGARE  PO KUR T BOJ SIGURONA ME KESH KREJTIT
I Usually dont drink beer but when i do 
I DON'T ALWAYS GET LOST BUT WHEN i DO
I don't always down vote But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS FINISH MY PROJECT AT 3 BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always go to parties
I dont always pick the panthers but when i do they get creamed 36-7
I don't always post a meme to facebook but When I do
Sometimes i don't do the right thing But when i Do
I Dont always play video games But when i do
I don't always talk to people while they're eating but when i do
I dONT ALWAYS TALK TO BLACK PEOPLE bUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE ITS ON CAMERA
I don't always get my nails done but when I do i file them down to nubs when I can't use the keyboard
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always spit but when i do
I don't always get with a girl 4 guys have been with But when I do
I dont always skate in florida
I don’t always dress up in 80's gear but when I do
I don't always post about every movie I watch But when I do everyone says 'That's sucha great movie' like I didn't know.
i dont always drink beer but when i do it sure as hell isn't dos equis
I dont always get laid but when i do it's by your mom
i don't always go to mordor but when i do
i dont always use the word imminently  but when i do
I don't always lose in league of legends but when i do
I don't always try my hardest in gym but when i do
I don't always use autotune But when I don't
i dont always drink beer but when i do i prefer dos equis
I DON'T ALWAYS JOIN THE MEN'S SWIM TEAM WAIT
i dont always say yolo  but when i do
I don't always update fb every 5 mins but when i do
I Don't always go to Circle K But when i do there's a cop there
I DONT ALWAYS THROW MY TRASH IN THE TRASHCAN  BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT USUALLY WATCH REALITY TV
I DON'T ALWAYS PUT MESSAGE ON PEOPLE'S  facebook WALL  but when i do
i'm the most interesting man in the world gotta problem with that
i dont always take shits but when i do its a upper decker
i dont always go to truck pulls but when i do
I don't Always Listen to K-Pop But When I do - Op Op Op Op Oppa Gungnam STyle
I don't always talk to kansas grads.. But  when I do
youtubes not usally unblocked but when it is im on it straight away
I  don't usually use profanity  unless i'm Mentally Fornicated!
i don't always share pictures to win stuff on facebook but when i do
I don't always eat chips but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS BUY WEED FROM RALPHY BUT WHEN I DO
my wallet isn't always full
i don't always share pictures to win stuff on facebook but when i do
I dont always watch soccer
I Don't always drink blush wine But when I do
I don't always create deployment planc but when i do i have a jira ticket
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH A THREAD'S VIDEO TWICE
I don't always say 'i don't always' and when i don't
women don't always react but when they do
I DON'T ALWAYS ARGUE BUT WHEN I DO I ALWAYS WIN.
i dont always eat steak  wait yes i do
I don't always mix my beer with politics But when I do
I don't always drop my phone
I mostly don't buy games. But when I do... ... i buy Guild wars 2.
I don't usually hate
I DON'T USUALLY ENCOUNTER BUTTHURT BUT WHEN I DO
my beer is better than  exlax
I don't always have homework but when i do
I don't always drink coffee
I don't always buy stormtrooper costumes but if i do
I don&#180;t usualy crash partys But when i do it's att bergstr&#246;ms
I don't always find out that the hot girl i like is interested in me.. But when i do
I hate to advocate alcohol
I don't always cut people off in traffic but when i do i make sure their car has the jesus fish
i don't always answer phone calls from my sister  but when i do
I dont always fart but when i do.
I dont always go climbing but when i do i go for 4 hours
i don't always look at the most recent memes but when i do
i don't always use escalAtors but when i do i run up the down side
I don't always fart in bed but when i do
I don't always pack a banana in my lunch but when i do the rest of my food tastes like banana
I choose my president like i choose my beer... ...poorly and from another country!
I choose my president like i choose my beer... ...poor quality and from another country!
i don't always get a good feeling but when i do it's a feeling i've never ever had before
i don's always support incompetent dictators... but when i do
i dont always stare at her but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS FEEL SLEEPY IN CLASS
I Don't often stay up all night before an exam..... But When I do
I dont always eat toast bishkoot but when i do
I don't always talk to democrats but when i do i tell them i want large fries with that
I DONT ALWAYS DO MY HOMEWORK BUT WHEN I DO THE TEACHER DON'T REMEMBER IT
i don't always get a good feeling but when i do it's a feeling i've never ever had before
My team doesn't lose every sunday
i dont always watch football but when i do my team loses
I don't always get a yellow card but when I do
I don't always daydrink but when i do
One does not simply select the correct meme
I DON'T ALWAYS LAUGH AT SHABBIRV'S MEMES BUT WHEN I DO
i don't usually get triples but when i do i scream down my headset
I DONT ALWAYS SAY YES! YES! YES! BUT WHEN I DO
i DONT ALWAYS KILL PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO I ATTEND THEIR FUNERALS
i dont always party with the homeboys but when i do THE NIGHT ENDS EPICLY
I don't always get drunk But when I do
i dont always sell crack but when i do  i sell to small children
i don't always order Kingdom Hearts Birth By Sleep But when I do
i dont't always dance but when i do it's gangnam style
i don`t always play madden 13 but when i do linebackers jump 50ft
I DONT ALWAYS GO TO THE LIBRARY BUT WHEN I DO I DONT GET BOOKS OUT I PRINT STUFF OUT
I don't always need to print my homework
i dont always do memes but when i do they are big like hell that you try to read them but they are damn big and you get pissed off because you try to read that crap and you cant
I'M NOT ALWAYS LATE FOR WORK
I dont always shit bricks but when i do its a house
I don't always use photoshop but when I do
I don't always get an Nrb in class but when i do its when i have to be in front of everyone
i don't always buy stuff online but when i do i check retailmenot.com first
i don't always spill apple juice on myself  but when i do
I don't always play Melee But when I do
I dont always get an extension for ASSIGNMENTS But when I do I always pretend i'm critically ill
I do not always install whatsapp but when i do i was forced by 1000 people on facebook
I DONT ALWAYS LEAVE THE HOUSE BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE ITS FOOD RELATED
i dont always do memes but when i do they are big like hell that you try to read them but they are damn hella big and you cant read them!
I don't always listen to Iron maiden
I don't always watch mfc. but when i do
i don't always change the background but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY FANTASY SPORTS
i don't always become leader of the committee but when I do
I don't always count my money but when i do it brings me bad luck
I don't always learn new stuff But when i do
I don't always test my code BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T PLAY GAMES VERY OFTEN BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always run fantasy smack but when i do its to cheri and i always kick her ass!!
I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO HIP HOP
I don't always have the same name as a tropical storm But when I do
I don't always tell people I'm retarded but when I do
I don't always get barrel tagged with a toy ray gun
i don't often date younger women
I don't always host Political Fundraisers but when I do it's not for Mitt Romney
i dont always write 'but when i do' on memes but when i do
when i want to know whats going on in the world i ask my friend fred david harris jr
I don't always swear But when i do
i don't always meet hot decent guys but when i do
I don't always get mail but when i do it's full of shark teeth
I dont always run click and loop from a mac wait
I don't always play with barbies But when I do
i don't always hack but when i do
MY legs aren't always sore after multiple workouts but when they are
i dont always think of something funny but when i do
I don't always listen to my ipod in church But when I do
I don't always make ramen noodles but when i do
I dont always go to comicon but when i do
I don't always argue on the internet But when I do
i dont always sleep with your girlfriend haha
I don't always pour beer on max hall's family
I don't always concede to others being more awesome than me but When i do
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH MY FAVORITE SHOW BUT WHEN I DO
every time i meet your parents i like to think i've licked your daughters nipples
every time i meet your dad i like to think i've licked your daughters nipples
Stay Vertical
I DON'T ALWAYS GET EXCITED ABOUT A BLIZZARD BETA INVITE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always Throw babies but when i do I make sure to be in a nursery
i don't usually play games for more than 5 hours but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS INSTAGRAM WHAT I EAT BUT WHEN I DO...IT AIN'T FOOD.
i don't always participate in collaborative projects but when i do i claim it as my own
i dont always watch nzs got talent but when i do... i dont
I dont always use the bobcats when playing nba2k12 but when i do
I dont always lose at n-a But when i do 
i don't always have karma but when i do it is only quantifiable in scientific notation
I DON’T ALWAYS STAY LATE AT THE OFFICE  BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER IT TO STREAM LIVE FROM nYC
i dont always do this but... rachael white is so pretty
I DON'T ALWAYS VISIT MY CHIROPRACTOR bUT WHEN i DO
I don't always dance with someone
I dont always run into a glass door but when i do
I don't always try to catch something I've dropped But when I do
But when i do
I don't always feel jelous. But when i do
i don't always headshot scouts but when i do they ran infront of the medic i was aiming for
i don't usually rage but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS GET SICK BUT WHEN I DO DEATH SEEMS LIKE THE MOST VIABLE OPTION
I don't usally watch terrible shows
I don't always watch Shitty football but when i do i watch the chargers
I don't always use hyperlink but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY CORN TOSS BUT I DESTROY DREAMS WHEN I DO!
I dont always play irelia but when i do
i don&#180;t always go for the knife kill but when i do it doesn&#180;t work
i don't always hear about football but when i do
i dont always dance but when i do i gangnam style
I don't always do drink beer late at night but when I do I won't drink my own beer
I dont always listen to Cky  BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always threaten to hurt people but when i do my gf fights them for me
I don't always get mentioned in a fb post but when i do
i don't always perform with blink but when i do
I Don't always wear a hoodie but when i do
i dont always run around liberty city but when i do there are cops on my ass
I don't always wish you a happy birthday but when i do
i don't always catch chupacabra... but when i do it will be at canyon lake
I don't Always accidentally But When I do i accidentally everything
I don't always drink xx But When I do I get drunk
I don't always utter the letters 'bgsu' but when i do I follow them with '..cks'
i don't always go insane but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS FINISH phrases BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T USUALLY RECOMMEND MEETING PEOPLE bUT WHEN i DO IT'S ALEXANDER YEE
i don't always fap but when i do
I don't always have periodic instances of insanity But when I do
I dont always listen to music but when i do its not metalcore or dub-step!
i dont always play against siyass sanderson but when i do i realise he is the ugliest man alive
I don't always fail at beating superbosses but when i do
STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS
I dont always sleep over at my friends house But when I do
i don't always try to impress girls but when i do i response to the teachers out loud !
I dont always do the fantasy football pick'ems but when i do
no self awareness for i am a cat you see
i dont all ways smoke meth   but when i do i hail satan
I don't always talk to michigan fans but when i do
I don't always use life alert but when I do it's because i've fallen and can't get up
i dont always take a shower  but when i do 
i don't always have a crush on a girl
I dont always go past rotmg japan but when i do
I dont always drink juice but when i do
i don't always get down but when i do
I DONT USUALLY DRINK but when i do i like to debate the importance of credits and debits
I DOn't always post songs on facebook but when i do
I don't always ride a bike. but when I do i make sure it's a chuck norris special.
I dont always buy jordans but when I do its a weekday
I don't always argue with haters but when I do
I dont always go to baseball games But when I do The Rays Lose
I don&#180;t always give my opinion of something But when i do i make a negative opinion of that
memes always i dont do words i when but i do the mix
I don't always play minecraft but when i do
I almost never root for Texas A&M But when I do
I don't always play league of legends but when i do
I don't try to make jokes often but when i do
i don't always help my friends but when i do
I don't always use dictionary but when i do
I don't always play slender but when i do i get no notes
I don't always write music... ...but when i do it's shameful
i don`t allways call my ex girlfriend slyna but when i do
i don't always go clubbing but when i do
i dont normaly have sex But when i do
i don't always work on cars my whole life but when i do
i don't always tell people my secrets but when i do
i don't usuallly get good notes in my exams but when i do
i dont always post on 9gag but when i do
DOS equis I know arithmetic
i don't always have friends but when i do i light them on fire
I  Don't always land tricks first try But When i do
I don't always drink vodka but when i do
I dont always listen     to k-pop but when i do i listen to gangham style
I don't always drink beer alone at home BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always go to moRdor  BUt when I do
i don't always stand up but when i do
I don't always do my homework But when I do
I don't always go into the plant but when I do
ULJarad doesn't always post
I don't always play dark souls  but when i do
I don't always comment new posts on 9gag But when i do
I don't always step on legos But when i do I make a funny dance
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO THE GYM... bUT WHEN I DO
I dont always go to class but when i do
i don't always stop at yellow lights but when I do
I dont always pick tim tebow but when i do its in the first round
i don't always lose at league of legends but when i do
i dont always
I don't Always Talk shit but when i do
I dont always write lab reports but when i do ...beer
I don't always record my gameplay but when i do i upload it to youtube
chicken schnitzel
I don't always like a girl but when i do she already has a boyfriend
RRADH FUTET ERGISIDO NE FB PO KUR FUTET JA QR FARE
I don't always send a email But when i Do
I don't always know what I'm doing But when I do
I don't always blow a gasket but when i do
i don't always get stalked on reddit but when i do
I don't always share facebook photos but when I do
I DONT ALWAYS PRETEND I HAVE SUPER POWERS BUT WHEN I DO IM AT A RED LIGHT THATS ABOUT TO TURN GREEN
I don't usually shout with excitement But when I do...someones on the phone.
i don't always do my homework but when i do
i don't always finish sentences but when i do...
I didnt become the richest man in the world for no reason u ow me
I'm not always legit But when I am iM 2 legit to quit
i dont always vote for floor representative but when i do
i don't always get mcdonolds but when i do its supersized
I DONT ALWAYS PLAYS FIFA WITH NEWBIES  BUT WHEN I DO I LET THEM WIN FOR A WHILE AND DESTROY THEM AT END OF THE MATCH
i don't awlays compete in meme wars but when i do
I Dont always watch tv But when I do
i don't always use memes but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GO FOR A FIST BUMP bUT WHEN I DO THEY GO FOR A HANDSHAKE
I don't always hunt geese... But When I do I Drop 'em like a fat girl crowd surfing
i don't always like a post but when i do it make it to the hot page
i don't always run marathons but when i do it's because it was on my way
i DON'T ALWAYS download movies but when i do i DON'T watch them
I Dont always type in donts But when I do
i don't always game but when i do
Lulz Like A Niing
i don't make dubstep but when i do i make the drops hard and filthy
when i think beer
i dont always share my testimony on fast sunday but when i do
I dont always get 'under the table tuggers'  But when i do they're from jeremy wilson
i dont always play slender but when i do its at daytime
I DON'T ALWAYS TRY AND BANG YOUR SISTER BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS CODE IN JAVA BUT WHEN I DO
you can't tell me what to do you're not even my real dad
Y'all niggaz is desperate Stay thirsty my friends
I dont always give head but when i do
I'm Not usually late for class but when i am the teacher calls me out on it in front of everyone
i dont always think hias is stupid but when i do
I don't often brag but when i do
i don't always ax murder my wife and children but when i do i make sure to feed them to our neighbors afterwards
I DOnt always wear underwear But when I do
I don't always go to the vote page but when i do
I don't always do bluntslides But when I do
I don't always name babies... But when I do
HE DROVE A 300  AND BOUGHT THE CHRYSLER BUILDING
i dont always exercise but when i do. ill do it Tomorrow
i dont always spin my tires but when i do
I don't always listen to a big band but when i do
I do nOT ALWAYS DRIVE bUT WHEN I DO
i don't always order pepperoni pizza
i don't always remember to wish people a happy birthday but when i do
i dont always shit at work
I dont always grant patents but when i do
i don't always talk about nazza being awsome ... oh wait
I don't always update my facebook. but when i do i'm talking shit about you.
i don't always have important registration papers to turn in but when i do it's usually labor day weekend
I don't always update my status But when I do
I dont always stop but when i do
I don't always make a meme
I DONT ALWAYS WIN BUT WHEN i DO
i don't always go to bed early but when i do
I don't always chat with memes But when I do
i don't always buy items in gw2 but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SCRIPT FOR MY SERVER bUT WHEN I DO IT'S F**KIN' PEACE OF SH*T
I DON'T ALWAYS TIP AT SUBWAY BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS FEEL LIKE I'M BROKE BUT WHEN I DO
he colin je bent een rare vogel
My head's not always isht but when it isn't
I don'T usually CONFUSED but when i do
I don't always run out of conditioner But when i do
i dON'T ALWAYS POUR A BATH AND CHAMPAGNE FOR MY GIRLFRIEND AFTER HER LONG WEEK AT WORK... ..BUT WHEN I DO
I don't usually get maxrate slot but when I do 
We don’t always look for interns but when we do
tired? stressed? you will feel better on vodka
news? i don't even care about it
Supersmiles doesn't like BALSL
I Dont Always fight with old colleaugues but when i do
i dont always have to fix your laptop but when i do  it takes 3 months
watching twilight with your girlfriend?..you sir are a homo
Coming up next Nathans a douche
I DON'T ALWAYS SELL TABLETS but when I do
I Don't always get banned But when i do
I dont always have a badass for a dad But when I do
i don't always see redditors on okcupid but when i do
I don't always visit laredo but when i do
I Don't always get hyped up but when i do
I don't always flake on friends but when i do... i wait until after they have made expensive non-refundable travel arrangements
i dont always use the wrong meme but when i do y u no like it?
i dont always go full retard
I don't always watch quarterbacks throw interceptions at critical times in a gae But whenever I do
I Don't always WRITE codes but when i do
SPSS ? Think agaIn
i DON'T ALWAYS STEP WRONG bUT WHEN I DO I'M IN SOMEONES SIGHT
i DON'T ALWAYS kNOW EVERYTHING... ... BUT WHEN I DO I POST IT ON FB
I don't always grill vegetables But when I do
I don't alawys recite pi to 40 digits
i don't always do hucks  but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS HAVE KK IN POKER BUT THEN I DO 
I don't always throw a birthday party in toronto but when i do
i dont always go to the pub with my freinds  but when i do i always win the drinking games
i do not usually debug triggers but when i do
I do not always sing but when i do
I don't always play netball But when I do it's with my Street gang
I Don't ALWAYS HAVE PO FINDINGS BUT WHEN I DO THEY ARE MAJOR
I don't always neglect my homework... ...but when i do it's to win Msi gear to help my neglect my homework
I DON'T ALWAYS POST ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO IT'S USUALLY DEEP THOUGHTS
I don't spend all my days at the beach But when I do
i don't always go to club events but when i jew
I don't Always have free time but when I do
I don't usually write essay but when i do
I don't always crave Chickfila
I Don't always play W.o.w 5.0.4 But when I do it's Guild wars 2
I dont always search for the perfect porno movie but when i do
THERE ISN'T ALWAYS A GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR BUT WHEN THERE IS
dos equis stay thirsty my... -heart attack-
I don't always get bird crap on my car but when i do
i don't always make posts on forums But when i do
I don't always watch quarterbacks that are fancy boys
I dont always fart but when i fart i make sure you smell it too
I don't always kill jews But when i do i kill 6 million
i once fought a king kobra with my bare hands it bit off all six of my balls
I don't always tweet at verified accounts. But when i do i hope for a retweet.
I DONT ALWAYS EAT MY DESSERT BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always mock students but when i do
I don't alwayys watch quarterbacks that are fancy boys
I really don't care how many days there are until the next ball game. Why don't you get a life
I dont't always post memes but when I do
I don't always read Facebook for poliTical guidance
i don't always start when i walk in but when it does it starts like a wild fire
i almost never wish happy birthday on facebook but when i do
I don't always give japan the benefit of the doubt But when I do the totally blow me away
I dont always post on facebook but when i do its about something no one cares about
I don't always drink beer but when i do i don't stop after one
I don't always get homework on the first day of school but when I do
i don't always read status but when i do
I don't often Hate but when i do
I don't always look at pictures on facebook but when i do i look through the entire album
I don't always cook chickens quickly but when i do
i dont always drink beer but when i do
i don't always drink water at Marching Band but when i do it's always not mine
I don't always compliment girls' piety but when I do it's because they wear chapel veils.
i dont always get abused but when i do
I don't always look at nsfw content at work but when i do
i don't always make a meme but when i do everybody likes it .
i dont always share my memes with my friends but when i do they always copy me
I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE RSGP BRIBES BUT WHEN I DO I GET CAUGHT AND GET DDOSED
i don't always play black ops but when i do
I don't always go shopping but when I do I must get a deal
i dont always troll but when i do i troll Duh__man
i don't always cry on the way to work but when I do... wait
I don't always go home between classes But when I do
I dont always finish my sentences but when I do...
i don't always wish happy birthday on Google Plus but when i do
i don't always make dolan comics but when i do i use correct spelling
i dont always get drunk but when i do
I dont really study  but when i do test papers wont like me
i dont always put on a t-shirt without looking  but when i do
i don't always wear a watch but when i do
I don't alwAsy stay home on the weekend But when I do it's because I'm preparing for my next camping trip.
I dont always watch spongebob squarepants but when i do
i dont always smack noobs but when i do
i don't always post here but when i do...
I don't always have exams in august but when i do i make sure that i have a billion on them !
I don'y always masturebate but when i do i get busted
i don't always hug a hot girl but when i do i get a massive boner
I don't always play 'the game' but when i do
mu zakonish nuk m'rrehin veq kur t'mrrehin mshtijn me kajt.Ledri
I DON'T always study but when i do study
i don't always get text messages from females but when i do they're from my mother
I don't always make the hot page
I DON'T ALWAYS CALL BEST BUY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always wub but when I do
i dont always post on 9gag but when i do
I don't always have success with the ladies but when i do
i don't always find the perfect girl but when i do
i don't always play call of duty but when i do
I don't always get excited BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always lose But when I do
I don't always pay my child support but when i do
I don't always talk to trombone players... But when I do
I don't always play fantasy football but when i do
I DON't always get pregnant from burritos but when I do
I don't always go to lectures but when i do
i dont allways go through kincumber at night  but when i do i dont remember a thing
I don't alwaYs get iN a traffic jam But when I do
I don't always get a red light But when I do
I don't always spin a rifle but when i do
i don't always play slender but when i do i dont sleep for a month
I don't always play facebook games but when i do it's to impress a girl
i don't always downvote memes but when i do
When I drink......I drink alone Stay away my friends
I don't always ask people out but when i do i'm drunk.
I don't always listen to metallica but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK DOS EQUIS
I don't always make memes but when i do
I don't always drink beer
i don't always listen to megadeth but when i do
I don't always plan a hangout But when I do
i don't always play slender but when i do
I dont always drop the soap in my shower but when i do i think to myself
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO YANKEES FANS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always get upvotes but when I do
i don't have money but when i do i share it to everyone
I don't always make my ashtray fall But when i do i make sure it's as full as possible
I DON'T ALWAYS GET INVITED TO PARTIES BUT WHEN I DO...IT'S AN XBOX LIVE PARTY
I dont always listen to music but when i do
i dont always get told not to talk shit but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE THE KEY TO MY GF'S place BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE THE KEY TO MY woman's APartment. BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always quit the fed but when i do
I don't always audition But when I do
i don't always boycott chick-fil-a but when i do
Yes
I don't have a heart But when i do Expect to be loved endlessly
I don't always play dodgeball
i don't always ask questions  but when i do. i ask 'you mad bro'?
I don't always vote but when i do
I don't always come down from the heavens  But when I do I bring the power n the glory
I don't always like post by people named kell BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always walk a dark road But when i do
I dont always taLK TO GIRLS bUT WHEN i DO i WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM
i don't always take the racing line but when i do
I don't always interrupt you... but when I do I interrupt all of you.
I DONT ALWAYS CUT PEOPLE OFF BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink beer But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE NOVELS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always throw a party  But when I do
I don't always kiss a girl in a party but when i do
i don't always make press releases but when i do
i don't always skip church but when i do
I don't always post on facebook but when I do
I dont REALLY GET TO PRESENT ON STAGE BUT WHEN I DO 
hey
I prefer my beer like i like my violence domestic
I DONT ALWAYS LEAN TO THE RIGHT SOMETIMES THE WORLD JUST tilts TO THE LEFT
I dont always find odd colored POKEMON bUT WHEN I DO
I don't always enter my date of birth But when i do i am born on 11-11-1911
I don't always do my homework
I dont Always hit doubletime raps but when i do  Busta Ryhmes
i don't always drink at bars but when i do
I don't always Phone bank  But when I do
I don't always get dingleberries... But when I do
i dont always read a post about japan but when i do
i don't always stay up all night but when i do i'm on memegnerator
I DON'T ALWAYS GO OUTSIDE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S TO AVENUE TAP HOUSE FOR TWO DOLLAR TUESDAY's
I don't always make mistakes but when I do
i dont always use vagisil but when i do
I don't always repost but when i do i get more smile faces that original post
I don't always check my computer when studying but when i do
I don't always know lyrics to a song  BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always use vagisil but when i do
I don't always hang my clothes on the line to dry But when I do
I Don't always forget to shower for three days straight but when i do
I dont always watch city But when i do Nasri's on the bench
I don't always go to the gym but when i do
I don&#180;t always go to sin ventura but when I do i make sure to throw up in their bathroom
I DON't always want to eat cereal but when i do
I dont always get girls numbers but when i do i always call them
I DONT ALWAYS GET HIGH ON NYQUIl  BUT WHEN I DO i buy chicken noodle soup at the same time so it seems legit
i don't always go to parties but when i do
I don't always sled into the crub but when i do
i dont always blink really..i dont blink
James doesn't always sleep with my exs but you can bet when he does
I don't always drive like the shit But when i do is because my father is next to me and i feel like he is criticising my every move
i dont always talk like a lolcat BUTZ WEN I DOOS I WAHNTZ KOOKi
i dont always play lol but when i do i feed
i dont always call my best friend but when i do
I dont alwats do nahcekdom but when ı do ı fail
i don't always give you fashion tips but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GET JOKES. . .  BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always have my x's on facebook but when i do
i don't always think of you while i beat my meat but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS BUY sHURELYAS  bUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have random visitors but when I do
i don't always see the maroney face but when i do
I don't always wear an ass man shirt... but when i do its when jeff wears his and we get kicked out
i dont always do something but when i do it is nothing
So you really think you will bypass triage on my stretcher
I DONT ALWAYS PEE BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE TO SNEEZE AT LEAST TWICE
so you thought you would bypass triage on my stretcher
I dont always roll down the street
I DON't always use double negatives but when i don't i don't
I don't always pee on monday But when i do
I don't always litsen in math
I don't always mail letters but when I do I google it to make sure i did it right
I dont always laugh
I don't always drink but when i do
my parents don't always buy ice cream but when they do i eat it all alone
I don't always get treatment for sex addiction but when i do
i don't always run out of things to say BUT--BUT WHEN UH...I...*DRINK*
I don't always want to go to sweden but when i do
I don't always have to pick my nose
i dont always buy doritos but when i do
I dont always take a dump in public but when i do no one else is in the bathroom
Nightwalker. I dont allways threaten to take every mongol village in k48
I don't always stay up late partying but when i do
I don't always laugh at 9gag pictures
I don't always go to moura but when i do...i get drunk
I dont always study but when i do
i dont always play with my trains but when i do i make them go choo choo
i don't always get a surprise visit from my girlfriend but when i do
i don&#180;t always play slot machines but when i do i lose all my monies
I don't always join band But when i do 
I don't always wear a tinfoil hat But when I do it's extra crinkly
I dont always faRt buT WhEn i do Its a sTinka
I don't Always Buy A pass to Affiliate Summit but when i Do I Make Sure it's a Real one
i don't always finish my sentances but when i do
i don't always see the dark knight but when i do i want to kick christian bale in the balls
I don't always get robbed but when i do its because i'm unarmed
I don't always buy a longboard but when I do I forgot that there's no hill
I don't always die on cs but  when i do
I don't always take the bedsheets off my Bed But when i do
i don't always crack a good joke but when i do
I dont listen always to metallica but when i do 
i dont always blare my music but when i do
I dont always read 9gag but when i do 9gagers reads me
i don't always listen to metal but when i do
I don't always get 25-0 on darius oh wait yes i do
i don't always pay for stuff online but when i do
i don't always register a new account but when i do my username is not good enough for them
I DON'T ALWAYS mow my lawn but when i do i hire mexicans
I dont always buy soda at school  But when i do
I Dont always drive a camaro but when i do
I dont always terminate humans but when i do
I Dont always play fallout but when i do i get raped mercilessly and scream obscenities
I DON'T ALWAYS MEME
i dont always masturbate... oh wait
I don't alWays stay Up all night But when i do i hear scary sounds
i don't always know the time but when I do
I don't always go on first dates But when i do
i dont always get divorced but when i do its from a piece of trash named evelyn
i dont normally get a divorce but when i do its from a headbutting piece of trash named evelyn
i don't always play mini-golf but when i do
i dont always flip my kayak but when i do
i don't always get a critical hit but when i do
NO ANSWER IS ALSO AN ANSWER!
I don't usually share anything but when I do
im not always sleeping at 3am but when i am
IM NOT ALWAYS HIP BUT WHEN I AM
I DON'T ALWAYS WORK IN THE GRAY AREA BUT WHEN I DO
Heading Back to disney world! be jealous my friend!
i dont always troll people but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS BARK LIKE A CHICKEN BUT WHEN I DO I BERCACK
I don't always go to st columbans but when i do
I dont always get a bonEr  But when i do its Right befor my class presentation
i usually don't go to church but when i do
ı don't always catch my favourıte song on the radıo but when ı do
i don't always go clothes shopping but when i do it takes me hours like a woman
i don't always go home
I don't often ask about your sex life but when I do
i don't always check in on facebook but when i do i'm someplace awesome
I DON'T ALWAYS GET WRAPS BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always go to the beach But when i do
I dont always play mw3  but when i do i play with renovation elite
i don't always pick up women at bars... but when i do
I don't always draft recently cut players  But when i do
i don't always drink milk but when I do
I don't always smoke weed When I do
i don't always hang with oliver but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A SoN but when i do it's bad luck brian
i don't always lie in my bed with laptop on my belly but when i do
i dont always vote in elections but when i do
I dont always eat chilli
I dont always drink Bourbon
I don't always donate to animal welfare But when i do
One day! I will find a good mc server! -Hammer
I dont always CSB
I DONT NORMALLY RUN OUT OF TOILET PAPER ... ... BUT WHEN I DO 
i don't always have sex but when i do
i don't always drink warm water
i don't always support my country but when i do
i dont always get both deployables but when i do
I Don't always head butt my wife wait... i never do
I don't always wish a happy birthday on facebook but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE SHITS BUT WhEN I dO
I used to be an adventurer like you But then I became the most interesting man in the world
i dont always get hot girls numbers but when i do 
i don't always use ccleaner but when i do
I don't always use unstoppable force but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS POST TO FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS POST ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO
Titten
I don't always tell the dentist my tooth hurts but when i do
i don't always make mistakes but when i do
i don't always watch losing football teams. But when I do
I'm not always gangsta. But when I am i'm the original gangsta
I don't always make a brilliant post BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always get a piece of ass BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE MY FINGER POKED THROUGH THE TOILET PAPER
I don't always upvote a post but when i do
I don't always want to use memegenerator but when I do I get 'service unavailable'
I don't always have a job But when I do it's for an illegal alien
Im not always sketchy about roleplay but when I am
I don't always go to FUR But when I do
i dont always watch the olympics but when i do its the opening and closing ceremonies
i don't always register on websites but when i do
I don't always go out on monday nights But when i do
I Don't Always Give You Permission to die but when i do
I don't always find a perfect girl but when i do she leaves
I DONT ALWAYS MEET THE PERFECT GIRL
i seldom leave redfern with my watch and wallet
I don't always shoot 900 but when I do
I don't always watch gYmnastics  But when I do I watch MckaYla Maroney
I DON'T ALWAYS QUEEF OUT OF MY BUTT BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always go on facebook but when i do i post 100 things at once
I dont always play racing games But when i do its mario Kart 64
i don't always have houseguests but when i do
I don't always drink tequila But when I do
I don't always step in dogshit... but when i do i'm barefoot
I don't AlWays make a mEme But  when i do i they're not funny
I don't always shit bricks  but when i do
i don't usually almost die but when i do...it's because cayman is a dumbass
I don't always text while driving but when I do
I dont always see rage faces on a facebook post but when i do its always at the wrong time
I don't always see
i dont always drop a mixtape but when i do...its the shit!!!
i dont always stare into your eyes with my other hand under the table
I don't always date a girl but when i do i make sure i break it off it in a month
I Dont usually watch the Olympics But when I Do it's full of commercials
I Don't POSt STATUS UPDATES often but when I do they become goddamn famous
i DON'T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND WHAT THE TEACHER SAYS BUT WHEN I DO
but when i do
i don't always get tattooed but when i do
I DON'T OFTEN PIRATE MOVIES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have Sundays off But  when i do
I don't always get a prostate exam But when I do I kinda like it
I dont always recaption memes but when i do
I don't always shop at aldi But when I do I do all the work and still get smirked at
i dont always play drums but when i do i play in the pit
I dont always fap but when i do
you don't always reply
i don't always talk to university of alabama graduates... but when i do
I don't always rage but when i do i kill a preschool
I DON'T ALWAYS BEDWETTING BUT WHEN I DO WHOLE CITY IS FLOODED
I DON'T ALWAYS SMOKE POT BUT WHEN I DO I NEVER COUGH
I dont always have swag But when i do
i don't always talk shit but when i do
I don't always drink beer which makes me a questionable choice for a beer commercial
I don't normally
i don't always do anything for love
it doesn't always rain in spain but when it does
i don't always listen to creed but when i do
i don't always use heskey but when i do
hey i just met you
i dont always play xbox live but when i do i own little kids
I don't always have sex with my crush But when I do I last two minutes
I don't always hotbox but when i do
I don't always go out BUT WHEN I DO PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT 'THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT!'
i don't always play outfield but when i do
I don't always take out the recycling But when I do
GOD!!! i've looked at eestiads.com
I DONT ALWAYS BUY CIGARS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always buy cigars but when i do
i don't always use heskey but when i do
I don't always wake up early But when I do
I don't always put 20/20 beast down But when I do
I don't always get my period But when I do
He once mined for bitcoins with a calculator
i don't always play on minecraft servers
I Dont always die on mw3 but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PEE SITTING DOWN BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always boot my mac to windows but when i do
i don't always eat your mints but when i do
I don't always take American Jobs But When I do I expect a gold medal
I dont always throw an aftar party But when i do i make sure wafa is in islamabad
IT'S GONNA HURT IT'S GONNA BUTTHURT
i dont normally fap but when i do
I dont always watch shitty football teams but when i do you bet your ass its dallas
I don't always compete in the 4x400 olympic relay but when i do
i don't always have rains but when i do
I don't always speak my mind but when i do i regret it immediately
i dont always have to take a shit but when i do there is no god damn toilet available
i dont always watch sorry sucky teams but when i do i watch ole miss football
so what you are really saying is that you need me to hook you up?
I DON'T ALWAYS ON-BOARD CLIENTS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always use urban Dictionary BUT WHEN I DO I WONDER WHO THE HELL USES THESE WORDS
i dont alwas run around in wal-mart riding kids bikes but when i do
I don't always leave my lover but when i do they're just somebody that i used to know
i dont always drink beer but when...wait i always drink beer nevermind
I DON'T always have fun in the army but when i do
I don't always say the same thing But when I do that's what makes me interesting
I don't always write about the pc but when i do
i don't always write about windows but when I do i get 3 nasty emails from linux fans
i dont always spend all day thinking of someone but when i do its you
I DON'T ALWAYS CREATE MEMES BUT WHEN I DO THEY ALWAYS GO HORRIBLY WRONG OR ARE SIMPLY NOT FUNNY. OR BOTH. FOR EXAMPLE I'M OFTEN TOLD THAT THE TEXT AT THE MOTTOM OF MOST OF MY MEMES ARE TOO SMALL
Katie Taylor is IRISH not a victorian inbred brit
I don't always do your mother
i don't always go to the library  but when i do i just go to the back and pretend i'm doing something
i dont always get in firefights in iraq but when i do i shoot everything
i dont usually like having sex  but when i do its with my hand
I don't always play a background character but when I do
I don't ALWAYS GO THROUGH A BREAK UP BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always make a status but when i do
I Don't always see but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SEX IN PARKING LOTS BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always ask women a question  But when i do
i don't always make the god teir
I DON'T ALWAYS LEAD A REBEL FLEET
I don't always wear prolife    t-shirts But when I do
I don't always play an ea sports game but when i do
I don't always fly carriers but when I do I fly the chimera
i dont always crap
I don't always Sell video products... But when I do
i don't always care but when i do
I don't always slap a hoe but when I do I get two sandwiches
I dont always hike  but when i do
I don't always pick fights with gpms but when I do
im not always a criminal but when i am im either black or hispanic
i dont always rage
I DON'T ALWAYS CLEAN MY ROOM BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always haiku but when i do no one seems to realise
I DON't ALWAYS DISCOVER MEMES BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always see eye to eye with julia gillard but when I do
i don't always make eye contact with people at redlights but when i do
I don't always drive 10 below the speed limit but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS HACK APPLE ACCOUNTS BUTWHEN I DO I WIPE EVERYTHING
i don't always try to get with a bunch of guys but when i do
i don't always catch fish but when i do
i don&#180;t always run but when i do
i don&#180;t always run but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS REP FARM BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always get random blowjobs but when i do i get it by a drug addicted Latvia girl
I don't always play the presto but when i do it's double time
i dont always go to political rallies... but when i do
I don't always study Spanish But when I do
i dont always tell funny jokes but when i do
i dont always have fun in the marine corps but when i do it's mandatory
I DONT ALWAYS GET exception error but when i do 
I don't always cheer for other countries But when i do
I Don't always drink franzia but when i do i drain that shit
i do not always love a woman but when i do
I DON't ALWAYS USE MY IPHONE BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always pay a compliment But when i do
i don't always sing 'call me maybe' but when i do
I don't always get engaged But when i do
I dont always go to birthday parties but when i do
i dont always talk about my ex actually i do and its always her fault
I Don't always listen to Billsberry flowboy But when I do I enjoy it
I don’t always use memes in a facebook conversation But when I do
i dont always stop in sun prairie but when i do i always go to the weather observatory
I dont always need to find a drummer
I may not always Comment on my classmates microfiction but when I do I say stupid inane shit
i dont alway wake up in the morning  but when i do i go back to sleep
I don't always play deuce seven off suit but when i do i flop a full house
I do not always see tall people but when i do they are standing in front of me at a concert
i dont always buy my girlfriend flowers. but when i do
I don't always create myself in fifa but when I do
I don't always win at fifa but when i do it's 2 in a row with rangers
So you did 8-5s at bandcamp? Tell me more about how you're going to feel it in the morning.
i don't masturbate often Yes I do
I don't always act awesome Oh who am I kidding
I don't always watch soccer But when I do...I watch Alex Morgan
I don't always get excited about landing on mars BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE I FORGOT WE DID IT 3 TIMES ALREADY.
Flausinio I am tanking RARELY
i dont always make memes but when i do
I don't always incorrectly use memes but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS HAVE A BONER BUT WHEN I DO IT HAPPENS IN A PUBLIC PLACE
i don't always watch the olympics but when I do
i don't always call 187 on someone but when i do
i don't always notice when a girl likes me but when i do
i Dont always have sex but when i do its with your mom
I DONT ALWAYS COMMENT ON YOUR STATUS
I don't always read the bible. I never read the bible.
I don't always ride 5000 miles but when I do
I do'nt always make birthday memes but when i do
I dont always program in java but when I do I want to kill kittens
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK ALONE
i don't always drink beer but when i do its wit your mother
I don't always hijack memes But when I do
I don't always interrupt a conversation But when I do
I DON'T always use fox on super smash bros. 64 but when i do
I don't always buy laptops but when I do
i dont always talk to shelbyy  but when i do i make things pretty awkward.
I Don't always watch female atheletes at the olympics but when i do
I don't always buy laptops but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE A MANUAL BUT WHEN I DO IT'S A SHELBY GT500
I don't always act alpha ...yes i do
I don't always wear big shirts
I dont always have sex with my sister but when I do
I don't always watch Espn BuT when I do I never see braves baseball
I don't party too often but when i do I require a party hat
I don't always eat fried chicken sandwiches but when i do
I dont always fart but when i do
I don't always think about getting re-married but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK WINE BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always go to the gym but when i do i suffer in ways only god knows off
I don't always do the updates on my computer but when i do a new one comes out the next day
I don't always apologize
I don't always play mw3 But when i do
i don't always get ejected from the game but when i do it's for no reason at all
I don't always give    business advice BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SEX
I don't always respond to the community But when I do
I don't always beat OOBL But when I do
i don't always post on 9 gag but when i do
i don't always pass but when i do
I dont alway name my projects after hurricans but when i do
i don't always help my mom with dinner but when i do
i dont particuarly care for the african american race
i don't always engage in campus political activities but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SHAVE MY BEARD AND MOUSTACHE WHEN I DO  I LOOK LIKE ONE OF THE ONE DIRECTION
i dont always use wax but when i do i forget the lid
I DONT ALWAYS MASTURBATE BUT WHEN I DO I EJACULATE
Why two X's? I need a co-signer
I don't always cheer someone up but when i do
I don't always get hopped up on Mt. Dew But when I do
I dont always get my food to go but when i do i forget to take it with me
i don't always see  white girls with a big ass  but when i do i get their number
i dont always drink beer  oh wait yes i do
meskipun gue terkadang galau.. tapi gue tetap pria berhati katel!
i don't always vote republican but if i do
I don't always go to youtube but when I do
I don't always win gold medals but when i do
I don't always post to 9gag but when i do
I don't always fart in the shower but when I do
i don't always check the minimap but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS ABANDON MY CATS bUT WHEN i DO... i MAKE SURE i HAVE OTHER PEOPLE BE RESPONSIBLE FOR THEM
i don't mean to be rude
I don't always talk to a&m graduates but when i do i order large fries
i don't    USUALLY x but when I do
I don't always watch the olympics.... because I'm in all the events
i don't always text you but when i do
I don't ALWAYS post on facebook But when I do I get lots of likes
i don't always rise to the god tier but when i do
im the world's second
i dont allways fart in public but when i do
i don't always watch the olympics but when i do
I don't always have a first day of work But when I do
I don't always play go but when I do i prefer josekis
I don't always listen to music but when i do
I don't always choose when to take a shit But when I do
I dont always say power but when i do i use the word white first
Im not always on Face book But when i am
I don't always build something But when i do
I don't always drive But when I do
I don't always travel to el segundo but when I do
I don't always watch true blood
I don't always compayne but when i do
I don't always post in YLYL But when I do it gets deleted
i dont always root for the cubs
I DONT ALWAYS QUIT DWO BUT WHEN I DO I COME BACK A MINUTE LATER
i do not always look like the matrix architect but when i do some of my answers you will understand
i DON'T ALWAYS HAVE AN OPINION ON EVERY ISSUE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always bring death to people But when I do it's to Ming!
I dont always wear a paper bag over my face but when i do the saints season has started
I don't always take naps
His Cologne can be smelled from overseas
I don't always attempt contact with my favorite celebrity for a page shout-out but when i do
I don't always bash gays But when I do
I don't always drink at work that I remember
I don't always eat potted meat But when I do it's warm and I drink the juice
I dont always watch the olympics but when i do its definitely womens beach vollyball
I don't always eat fast food but when I do
i DON'T ALWAYS NEED A DETECTIVE BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always buy sea shells from the sea shore BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always take salsa lessons but when i do
I don't always play league of legends  but when i do
I Don't always let people to take my photos but when ı do
I DONT ALWAYS GET GAME REQUESTS but when i do
I don't always match my underwear But when I do my bf doesn't notice anyway
I don't always drift But when I do it's awesome
I DON'T ALWAYS ASSIST USERS IN #CSERVICE BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I PROVIDE THEM WITH ALL THE POSSIBLE DETAILS THEY MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT NEED
I don't always watch olympics  but when i do
eu nunca vou no bs mas quando vou
I don't always pwn But when I do
I don't normally watch women's basketball Not even during the olympics
i don't always do but when i do
i don't always wear double socks but when i do they're nike elites
I don't always eat chicken But when I do
I dont always reply to youtube vids but when I do its racist
i don't always masturbate but when i do *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap* *fap*
I dont always rob casino's but when i do i make sure it screws terry Benedict
i Don't always do a pregnant girl BUT WHEN I DO...CREAM PIE!
I don't usually receive compliments on facebook but when i do
I don't always receive compliments on facebook but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH ANIME BUT WHEN I DO I WATCH IT ENGLISH SUBBED
I don't always eat a chicken sandwich but when I do I sure as hell don't do it around illiterate cows
I don't always smoke pot but when I do I make sure to take pictures of myself exhaling and use them as my profile picture
I don't always shoe horses but when i do. . . i prefer the easy ones
i don't always carry my laptop but when i do it's in its bag
I don't like to argue with you Your just always wrong
I dont always attend lectures
I DON'T ALWAYS USE THIS MEME BECAUSE I USUALLY SCREW UP THE ENDING
I don't always watch the olympics but when i do i already know who won cause they said it on the news 7 hours ago.
I don't always strip for free But when i do
I'm not always positive but when I am
i don't always swim the butterfly  but when i do it is in practice
i dont alwase put up with my bosses shit but when i do its because im banging his wife
I don't always watch disney channel but when I do
I don't always take out the recycling But when I do i look like a raging alcholic
I don't always fart but when i do it feels like shark teeth down there
I don't always drive under the speed limit; but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH THE KARDASHIANS
i always drink beer
I don't always light fireworks but when I do I it at 3am
YOU KNOW... I'M PROBABLY YOUR DAD..
I MAY NOT ALWAYS POST PICTURES TO YOUR WALL BUT WHEN I DO... YOU READ THEM IN THIS GUY'S VOICE
I DONT ALWAYS HATE CHINA BUT WHEN I DO ITS ON OLYMPIC
I don’t always do X but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT ICE CREAM IN THE MORNING BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink but when i do i only drink untill i'am 95% drunk
I dont always beat my wife.... But when i do its cause she DIDN'T make my sandwhich
I dont always fart
I dont always Use soap BuT when I do it's ahmaaazIng
I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE IN GTA VICE CITY BUT WHEN I DO
ı don't always fall ın love but when ı do
i don't always pee in shower but when i do i shit
I don't always do misions But when i do
i do not always celebrate my friends' bırthday but when ı do
i dont always listen to kpop but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS BEAR DOWN BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always go the gyms  but when i do
i dont always know everything about womens gymnastics but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO DEFCON BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always fart in public but when i do
i don't always watch gymnastics BUT when i do
I do not always Listen to Music But when i do I Listen To The band 'Various ArtistS'
i DON'T ALWAYS PLAY HOCKEY bUT WHEN I DO
I dont always take vacation  but when i do... its in my backyard
I dont always lose to Stryker but when i do i cry and call it an old match
I Don'T always lock the cafeteria afterschool but when I do
I don't always drink milk But when I do... i prefer ChateauRomani
I don't always drink milk But when I do... i prefer chateau romani
I DONT ALWAYS TALK TO LIBERALS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always Like man on giraffe violence but when I do
the prince of darkness goes on a quest to defeat him
I don't always abandon my nfl team but when i do
I don't always make mistakes but when i do
I don't always tailgate But when I do
I don't always finish my thoughts. ...
i don't always use a meme template other than the default but when i do
I don't always eat fried foods
I don't always pay $10 for 30 minutes or less of music But when i do
i don't always say 'thank you' but when I do
I Don't always take baths But when I do
i dont always cry of joy on hardstyle but whend i do.. i'm on pure mdma
I DON'T ALWAYS USE MATH AND SCIENCE BUT WHEN I DO I CAN'T STOP
I don't always appear on Nh CHRONICLE  but when i do i like to eat snickers bars topless
I Dont always express my self But when i do... i use memes.
I Don't Always Come to Class LAte But When I do I bring the Teacher Food
I don't always dislike children but when I do it's because the parents are not doing their job
I don't always eat free pizza who am i kidding; I'm a grad student!
YOU DON'T SEEM TO UNDERSTAND THE DEAL I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ON HOW YOU FEEL
i don't always make a meme bullshit
one does not simply break our friendship!
It's not alwaYs sunny in Scotland  But when it is The shorts and vest tops come out
i dont always smoke weed but when i do its the finest AFGHAN kush there is
I don't always tell women they're special but when i do it's every woman in chat
I finger my ass when i'm drunk yolo
i dont always talk but when i do its out my ass
i don't always play stupid facebook games but when i do
I don't always do nollie tricks but when I do they're in switch
You dawg i heard yu liked dos equis so i made you the meme with dos equis
I Dont always Play xbox but when i do
i dont always smoke weed but when i do its the finest AFGHAN kush there is
I don't always slap my girlfriend But when I do
I dont Always like posts But when i do im uSually drunk
I don't always eat breakfast
I dont always post pictures of myself bored but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING INTERESTING TO SAY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always study hard to medal but when i do
i don't always look up things on my smartphone but when i do
I DONT REALLY BUY DOP FROM THE INN BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always make passionate love to the girl of your dreams but when i do
i don't always print personal things at work
I don't always update the Excel spreadhseet which sucks.
I don't always masturbate But when i do
I don't always do classified things but when i do... they're classified
i don't always sign yearbooks
i don't always webcam with someone but when i do
I don't always hunt waterfowl
I don't always watch youtube but when I do it's michelle jenneke
I Dont 'always' talk shit..  But when i do
I don't always skip class but when i do the teacher skips too
I don't always go to work but when i do it's all about 9gag
I don
I don't always kill my ex-wife but when I do the glove doesn't fit
I don't always get on redtube but when i do
I don't always do assignments                                                                                                                           .
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK TEA/cofee but when i do i always sweeten it
I dont always ask a girl out but when i do i get rejected
I don't always sign up for a free emusic trial but when I do
If you live with apes manit's hard to be clean
i don't always have intelligent conversations but when i do
I dont always keep it real wait
i don't always listen to hellyeah.. but when i do it's with ALCOHOL an ass
i dont always blow my nose but when i do it bleeds
i dont always get a good hiding spot playing hide and go seek But when i do i always have to pee
I don't always visit theChive But when I do
I don't always tell adobe update not to remind me but when i do
i don't always score but when i do i make sure someone dies
I don't always go visit greenland but when I do I club baby seals too.
I don't always eat chocolate But when I do
i don't always hate people But when I do
i dont always gamble but when i do i lose all my money
i don't always eat dove bars but when i do it's melted off someone else's scrotum
i dont always get broken up with  but when i do i listen to emmure and turn into a angery teenager
usually i dont play runescape but when i do
I don't always let virent on my account but when i do
i don't always talk to havard grads but when i do
I DON'T ALWASYS DRESS UP LIKE A ZOMBIE BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS SAY BEAUTIFUL THINGS BUT WHEN I DO I PUT THEM ON FACEBOOK STATUS
I DONT ALWAYS WATCH THE OLYMPICS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't ride mountain bikes very often
dont always make fb status' but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PRESS THE reset button but when i do
I don't always rage quit but when i do
I don't always troll But when I do
I don't always win at baseball I always lose terribly at it
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mexican chuck norris
I dont always say it's black to say cool but when i do
i don't always camp on battlefield but when i do i use the 240 BRAVO
I dont always listen to hip music but when i do it's indie
I Dont always win Cup Match but when i do i play for a draw every year after
I don't like to use the batting tee But when I do I roll over
I don't always get laid But when I do
I don't always finish my sentences But when I do...
I don't always go fishing
I don't usually drink beer but when I do I read all these memes
I don't Always see movies more than once but when i do
I don't always pug bomb
i dont always camp on battlefield  but when i do i use the 240b
I DONT ALWAYS LISTEN TO CROWN THE EMPIRE BUT WHEN I DO
I doNT ALWAYS THINK OF MONSTERS BUT WHEN I DO IM IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP
i don't always play the premier 50/50 draw but when i do
I don't usually give out medals But
I don't always fly but when i do
I dont typically listen to our clients But when i do... i bounce the server!
I dont always enjoy the Divine Comedy but when I do it's by Jackie Francois
I don't always do barbell curls
I don't always kill people with my breath But when I do
i don't always facebook at 5 a.m. but when i do
I don't always think about you But when I do I wonder why
i dont always forget my phone but when i do
I don't always correct spelling but when i do it's those idiots that spell like this 'dis is mi lyfe'
i dont always stub my toes  but when i do i always hit my pinky toe
i dont always go to the movie theatre  but when i do i pay $12.00 just to get in
I don't always agree with squirrels but when i do
Hello ladies... My pants have unzipped
I DON'T ALWAYS FIND AN ELITE PACK BUT WHEN I DO I BE SURROUNDED AT THE CORNER
I dont usually make retarded commercials but when i do
I don't always act Stupid but when I do I get on Dh and call myself BB
I don't always GET MEssages  but when i do
I don't Always throw parties  But when i do
I don't always bReathe loud But when I do
I don't always finish my sentences                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          v
i don't always fart but when i do
I don't always watch Dr Oz But when I do
I dont always hate football teams but when i do its alabama
i don't always pass my check ride but when i do
I don't always have sex with my girlfriend but... When I do she's my right hand and a bottle of lotion
i don't always go without pants but when i do
When killing my foes and desecrAting their corpses I carve dos Equis
i don't always go online but when i do
I don't always masturbate But when I do
I don't always sprinkle when I tinkle.. But when I do
Eu nem sempre meto cuecas  Mas quando meto parto-me todo a rir
I don't always adventure But when i do i take an arrow to the knee
I don'T ALWAYS
I had sex and I wasn't in the same room
I don't often play mweor but when i do
I don't clean my bathroom  often But when I do
i DON'T always wear my wrist watch on my right hand but when i do it signals to women i give great head
I DON'T ALWAYS USE MY BROTHERS COMPUTER BUT WHEN i DO i MAKE Sure I INSTALL HIM SOME TOOLBARS
I don’t always pay taxes when  i build a business But when I do
I built my business
i dont always watch the shire but when i do i laugh at them skanks and their lips
i don't always watch fox news but when i do
I don't always go adventuring like you but when i do
I don't always click on a former female classmate's facebbok page but when I do
I don't always do max doeys but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS POST ON QUITERLY.COM BUT WHEN i DO MY NAME IS GINZO MILANI AND EVERYONE STALKS ME
Y U NO USE CORRECT PHOTO ON MEME?
i don't always play support but when i do
I don't always buy a game on xbox live but when i do it's on sale the next day
i dont always use internet explorer but when i do
i dont always go to the cinema but when i do i see the same film 3 times in a week
i don't always sign up for a meme generator account  but when i do
I'm trumping your H.E.A. WITH A B.F.D.
I DONT ALWAYS NEED JAVASCRIPT BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always drink water but when i do Fiji
I don't always get pizza when i'm drunk But when i do i get the biggest one they have
I don't always cry But when i do you'd better feel pretty damn bad
I don't always hear your music but when i do it's so loud my ears bleed
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO YANKO but when i do
I may not see harry alot but when I do I punch him
always not chat book face when done no pension plan. zingaba?
I don't always do web developement but when i do
I don't always get stuck on the roof but when i do i use the rest of my phone battery to post pics of it on reddit instead of calling for help
I dont always watch ads on youtube But when i do its a movie trailer
My Parents don't always decide to watch movies with me but when they do
I don't always vote but when I do its for the lesser of 2 evils
I Don't always lift Heavy objects  But when I do
I don't always drink beer Oh
can drinking your own urine kill you?
I don't always admit i love you  but when i do it's because i'm drunk
I don't always kiss a girl but when i do she wears cherry chapstick
i don't always laugh out loud but i type lol anyway
I don't always love my life but when i do it's not with you
i don't always say you're the best but when i do i'm lying
I don't always fart in your general direction  but when i do it's because your father was a hamster
i don't always ride to camalot but when i do i use coconuts
I don't always decide to buy my son the latest and greatest thing but  when i do it's sold out
I don't always watch the news but when i do
most of the time i love granny but when i do it is for money
Trolled BY panda feel honored
I don't always need something but when i do they send me to marc
i don't always play Donkey kong but when i do
I don't always practice engineering But when I do
I don't always trust a fart But when I do I am usually wrong
OUR SCHOOLS JANITORS DON'T ALWAYS CLEAN  BUT WHEN THEY DO NO ONE CAN TELL
I don't always pick a single religion to represent my hatered for every religion but when I do
I don't always get dates every night but when i do
I dont always have to go somewhere
i dont always lose my phone  but when i do its on silent
I don't always like music but when I do it usually ends up getting overplayed everywhere
Don't Usually miss school But when I do it's 85 days
i dont always ask for music but when i do i get called producer dhi puthar
I Don't always pee on the seat But when i do
I don't always watch a movie but when i do i kill 12 people
I dont always headbutt watermelons but when i do
I don't always make this shit But when I do I sure annoy my friends
I DON'T ALWAYS feel like i'm at the top of the gene pool But when I do
But when i do is this one I dont always write a meme backwards
I Don't always smoke hookah but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SOCIAL NETWORK. BUT WHEN i DO
I dont always annoy people but when i do
gw nggk punya pot hp yg 2000 sekali pny
I don't always cry But when I do I cry in a dark
i dont always lock my self out of the car but when i do i make it look like the door is jammed
I don't always watch college football bUT WHEN I DO
I don't always make money but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS FALL OUT YOUR CONSOLE BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE YOU HAVENT SAVED IT
i dont always get liberals to resort to name calling but when i do
i don't always drink and drive but when i do i stay the hell away from military bases
I don't always order a cake But when i do
i don't always smoke a baller stick but when I do
I don't always tAke a look in a book But when I do
I DON'T always date girls from social networks but when i do i do it from linkedin
I don't always start riots But when i do
I dont always make memes But when i do
I don't usually give a shit but when i do
I don't always give out my number But when I do
i don't always get wasted but when i
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO THE CINEMA BUT WHEN I DO IT'S NOT LOCATED IN COLORADO
never get invited to parties
I dont always release the wrath of satan upon cancerous pages but when i do
I don't always sleep with prostitues BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always tell my gfs i love them but when i do
i dont always love watching hot lesbians fighting i lied
i don't always upload a picture on 9gag but when i do it is never in What's hot
i don't always watch movies on the first day BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always use bath salts but when i do
I don't always yAwn But when I do
I don't Always Look For a Marketing Career But WhEn I Do
i don't always do human transmutation but when i do
I dont always die but when i do
i dont always get sick but when i do i almost die
I don't always fart but when i do
I may not always use public bathrooms but when i do i never close the stall
I DON'T CURSE MUCH BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always shit at work But when i do
I don't always remember my dreams but when I do
I don't always think about the past but when i do
I'm not always the third wheel... But when I am
i dont always try hard on lol but when i do i get feeders
I DONT ALWAYS PLAY FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO
FACAD oh ya! BT251 IS COMPULSORY!
i don't always watch bond movies but when i do i make sure that the best one ends up looking like me
I don't always test my code but when I do
I dont  always write on viber..... ...But when i do she answers on twitter
I don't always accuse democrats of being morons but when I do
I dont always eat lucky charms but when i do i only get the marshmallows
I don't always write lol but when I do I actually laugh out loud... stay cool
i don't always speak in mass convos but when i do
yg lain ngasih surat ke kk kelas gue mah ketemen kelas
I don't always play 06Scape But when I do -cannot connect to server-
IF I HAD A BATMAN PREMIERE I'D INVITE THE COMIC CAST
I don't always post offensive pictures of facebook but when I do
I don't always make fun of Adalia Rose but when I do
I don't feel stressed often But when I do
I don't always forget the punchline but when i do
i don't allways listen to metallica but when I do Nothing Else﻿ Matters
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY METROID  BUT WHEN I DO
i dont usually go to adil's house but when i do
i dont usually go to adil's house but when i do
I don't always drink But when I do
I don't always cheer on the maple leaves but when I do
I dont always drink milk
i don't always use meme generator but when i do it works
I don't always whisper to Matt hamIll  But when I do he hears me loud and clear
i don't always broadcast on younow but when I do I always wear a trilby
I don't always see
i dont always call you big poppa  but when i do. i don't
I Don't Always Pick my nose but when I do
I don't always drink beer because sometimes i have to sleep
you don't appreciate your ass? it's the only one who gives a crap
I don't always use 9gag but when i do it's unsafe
I don't always log into facebook on someone else's computer but when i do
I don't always make money in banking But when i do it's because i rigged libor
I doN'T ALWAYS VISIT P.R. BUT WHEN I DO I STAY AT PLAYA LA GAYA
He knows Victoria's secret
I don't usually drink beer but when i do
I don't always understand women but when i do
i DON'T NORMALLY SAY I HAVE HATERS BUT WHEN I DO I TELL PEOPLE THE WOMAN THATS RAISING MY CHILD IS MY BIGGEST ONE
I don't always bring Malices to the tournament But when I do
i don't always get divorced but when i do
I don't always get it on but when i do i dont use protection
I dont always add to the meme-pool but when i do
I don't always drive a sanitation truck but when I do I drive it like Bob Patmore
I don't always have problems But when I do
I don't always praise Xenu But when I do
I don't always like surprises  BUT WHEN I DO i don't
I don't always stare at girls but when i do
i don't always watch pogo but when i do
i dont always hate  but when i do i make sure to post it on facebook
i don't study always but when i do
He goes to 30th Reunions Of schools he never attended
i dont always cheer for germany but when i do
i don't always take my talents but when i do
I Don't always Revive Old Threads But When I Do
I don't always date four girls but when i do
I don't always stay home alone but when I do I pee with The door open
I don't always sleep at work but when i do
I don't always wish you a happy birthday  but when i do
I don't ALWAYS LOSE WEIGHT BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS GET FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS COOK AT HOME but if I do
I don't always drink rum but when i do
I don't always smoke weed but when I do
I don't always stare but when I do I stare at you
i don't always remember my dreams but when i do
I don't always click 'Watch Later' but when I do
I don't always die But when I do
Wasza inteligencje mnie przerasta i chuj
i don't always play cod.. ..but when i do
i don't always invest but when i do
I don't always get to drift cars But when I do
I don't always shower But when i do
I dont always drink absinth because when im broke
I DOn't always complain about a rom's lack of features but when I do
I don't always beat children But when I do its online
I don't always flip tables But when I do (╯&#176;□&#176;）╯︵ ┻?┻
I dont always work in customer service  but when i do
He is god's gift to god
I don't always finish with a kiss.  But when I do
I dont always arrange service groups But when I do its my sixth visit and everyone still has their own arrangements
i don't always talk on the phone but when i ... o wait i always do.
I don't always suffer from adhd
I don't always drink beer  but when i do
i don't always get the last word but when i do
I dont always look like this But when i do i'm not on artige
i don't always crave cereal but when i do
I don't always Rock the Casbah But when I do
I don't always watch the daily show but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH GOLF BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always break up with my girlfriend but when i do
when i don't  i do
a dont always drink tequila.. but when i do its everyday
I don't Always Add people on Facebook but when i do
i don't always meet people with same clothes as me but when i do
i don't always like girls' feet but when i do
i don't always look good but when i do
I don't always hear call me maybe But when i do
I don't always make birthday wishes But when I do I wish for devan
I don't always fall off my chair at dinner but when i do noah krauss laughs way too hard and gets his face all red
i dont always play in pvp battles but when i do
i don't always attend meetings but when i do
I'm not always a sucks
I don't always do cocaine but when i do
I don't always watch Adult Entertainment but when i do
i don't always hook up with lesbians
i don't always troll but when i do i troll hard
Go to Toledo Get souvenir swords
i don't always fall in love  but when I do
I don't often show up to class but when I do
I'm not always a U.S. senator... but when I am
I dont always play morgana but when i do
I don't always WATCH MY LITTLE PONY BUT WHEN I DO
I don' always play video games but when i do
i dont always smoke weed but when i do... i smoke that good
I DON'T ALWAYS TRY TO USE TEN COUPONS BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always get on facebook but when i do no ones on
top tip:go for twins  double your chances
I don't always drink but when i do its because of my sister
I don't always listen to trey.. But when i do
I don't always watch basketball but when I do the bobcats lose
i don't always have erections but when i do
I don't always win lawsuits But when i do
i dont always go for 3 points but when i do I still miss
I don't always have to shit but when i do it's right after i get out of the shower
path to prevail
i dont always try to help drunk people but when i do i get accused of 'vultching'
i don't always lose my phone but when i do its on my hand
i dont always kill faggots
I'm not always first oh wait
I dont always study  but when i do it better be biotech
I don't always listen to widespread panic just kidding
i don't always have good ideas for 9gag posts but when i do
i'm not always happy
I DON'T ALWAYS SWEAT BUT WHEN I DO
i'm not always a huge geek
i don't always vote for teen choice awards but when i do
People dont always complain about good guy greg But when they do its about the joint in his mouth
I don't always surf the web but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS CHANGE LITTLE GIRLS' STICKY NOTES
I DON'T ALWAYS TRANSFER CUSTOMER DATABASES BUT WHEN I DO I SEND THEM CLEAR TEXT ON DVD VIA AUSTRALIA POST
I dont always like romanians But when i do I make sure her name is Camelia
I DON'T ALWAYS DO LEAD GENERATION bUT WHEN I DO
I dont always take my friends advice But when I do shit happens
I don&#180;t always speak dutch but when i do i make sure i say 'kanker'
i don't always stay quiet when i win something but when i do
I don't always spawn in Dayz But when I do
I don't always miss my ex 
I don't always listen to classical music
I don't always accept invitations to  go to the movies but when i do
i dont always play call of duty but when i do a million kids sleep with my mom
I dont always look at ass
I DON'T ALWAYS SMOKE WEED but when i do i never have any lighters
i don't always wear condoms but when i do
I don't always keep my head down But when I do I WAEEEEEEE
i don't always die on minez but when i do
i don't always turn 16 but when i do i go to ihop
I don't always get dubs on 4chan but when I do
I don't always hang with Asshats but when i do its the ASF crew
I know where Renzo got the idea for the shard
i don't always tell the truth but when i do
I don't always remove my laptop battery  but when i doi forget i did
I don't Always want a relationship but when I do
i don't always finish my sentences but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE AN ENNEMY ON MY TAILS BUT WHEN I DO
i dont usually drink beer
I don't always use ruby sinatra but when I do
so your boyfriend shows up after the holidays... you sit and wait...you're a booty call and kinda dumb
I don't always vote republican strike that - i never vote republican
I'm not always on a diet But when i am
I don't always cry but when i do
I don't always rant but when i do
I always drink beer ...
I don't always bathe But when I do
I don't always drink vodka but when i do i'm the last man standing
I don't always go to the ladies' room But when i do
I Always Drink beer. So WHat?
I don't always do my katas but when i do i get the count right every time
i dont always show up in a meme but when i do its stupid
I don't always eat fluff  but when i do
i dont always get sexual but when i do its with tight buttholes
I dont always shoot trains When i do there NS Dash 9's
i dont always drink beer but when i do i beat the hell out of my wife and kids
I don't always masturbate but when i do
I don't always go to see the force but when i do
i don't alWays lose at video games but When I do
i don't always act like a completely retarded person but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE A SHIT
i do not always used bad grammar  But when i does is in a fu**ing post
I dont always develop but when I do
I don't always read your statuses but when I do
i don't always eat candy. but when i do
I don't always dance but when I do
People dont always complain about me in their facebook status but when they do
i don't always post something on 9gag but when i do
I don't always exploit the holocaust But when I do it's because I fear intelligent discourse
I don't always pick up tamil chicks bUT WHEN I DO
i dont always have a bad day but when i do
I CAME HERE TO CHEW BUBBLE GUM AND KICK ASS But I'm all out of bubble gum
I don't always get involved in civil rights... But when I do I surely don't become a gay activist
I don't always have sex but when i do its with your mother
I don't always wear condoms                                                                                                                                      .
i don't always see career low stats but when i do it be kobe hogging the stats
I don't alway get heartattacks but when i do itsa big mac
i don't always give it 100% but when i do
we dont always release pc ports but when we do
So you say that you have had sex with 2 people? I don't think that's exactly true
wears TAILORED dolce on casual friday
I don't always get seduced by little girls But when I do they turn out to be satan worshipping devil spawn.
I don't always vote in school but when i do
I dont always use class right in css. but when i do i make it float left
but when i do i take away the top text
It is not the first time it has happend And you all know it
I don't always eat ice cream but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS  FART  BUT WHEN I DO IT SMELLS LIKE SOMEONE DIED
i don't always post on 9gag but when i do
I dont always die but  when i do
I dont Always Become bad luck Brian but when i do i Shit
I DON'T always Broudcast But when i do every one likes it
I don't Alway Reboot My Computer But when I do
pack your bags you're going to minnesota
I dont always camp but when i do
I don't always have sex with minors But when I do I buy them toys
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MEMES BUT WHEN I DO JAMIE DOESn'T UNDERSTAND THEM
i don't always post pictures of food on facebook but when i do it's not food
I don't always fall off my bed But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SPRAY MY FACE WITH BUGSPRAY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always celebrate the 4th but when i do
I Don't always eat Brunch. but when I do
I don't always drink wine wait
I don't always pretend my girlfriend has allergies But when i do
I don't always lecture my children but when i do they don't listen
I DON'T ALWAYS BET ON ITALY BUT WHEN I DO IT IS THE HIGHEST loss in em finals
I don't always text black people But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS LIE BUT WHEN I DO I LIE TO BILLY!
I dont always follow back on instagram But when I do
i don't always tweeting on twitter but when i do my tweet have 10
Hey this is crazy
I don't always make 'annoying facebook girl memes' But when i do
i dont always play minecraft  but when i do its on deeznutsgaming
I don't always play games  but when i do i play it all day until it's finish
i don't always go plundering but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SPEED BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always get down on one knee but for loki
i dont' always hate songs  But when i do it its...justin biber's
I don't always rent the dk1 But when i do
I don't always post other people's memes on facebook but when i do
I don't always feel like writing memes this is one of those times...
I don't always play 06scape
i don't always play MW3 But when i do
I DONT ALWAYS PLAY POKE WARS BUT WHEN I DO I WIN
I don't always wash my hands after taking a dump But when I don't
I don't always watch Fox News... Actually
I don't always comment on on a post but when i do
I don't always love my girlfriend But when i do
i don't always talk about Face chicken but when i do
i don't always get late at the office but when i do it is before my boss
i dont always pee  but when i do i bring my boyfriend with me
I don't always have formations at 2000 but when I do
I don't always go to jail when I drink in a bar But everytime I've gone to jail
i don't always wear ladies' underwear well
I don't always get a message from my crush but when i do
I don't always talk to community organizers But when i do I say 'Yes I will have fries with that'
I dont always finger fiona but when i do  she is on her period
i don't always loose my cell phone but when I do it's in a strip club
I don't always play minecraft But when I do I massacre pigs
I don't always drink liquid but when i do i prefer water
i don't always blast gates but when i do is the wrong side
i DON'T ALWAYS DROP STUFF bUT WHEN I DO
I don't ALWAYS GET MAD but when i do i get even
I don't always use a mac but when i do it is for browsing /b/
I don't always fap But when I do
I don't always use obamacare but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TROLL BUT WHEN I DO I CALL IN CHANCE
i dont't always break my gun but when i do
I'm not always a secret shopper. but when i am
I don't always drive sports cars... but when i do
i don't always smoke weed
i don't always pick up hookers
they tried to ban me once... Now I am an admin
Im not always late for work But when i am
I don't always make a meme but when i do it's popular
i don't always pass out but when i do
I don't Always say yolo but when I do
I dont Alway drink Beer but when I do I pee alot
i dont always slap bitches but when i do i do it like drew childers
I don't always abuse woman But when I do
i dont usually have girls liking me but when i do
so you think you can dance? better not.
I don't always make apologies But when I do i make them memorable
i dont always play two armies together but when i do
i don't always stay up playing games but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GET THE MUNCHIES BUT WHEN I DO
misuse a meme? why not zoidberg?
i dont always see a good vayne but when i do shes on the enemy team
i don't always eat bananas but when i do i eat them provacitivly
i don't always generate memes  but when i do it's to troll you
i dont always develop analog circuits but when i do i make sure they are digital
I don't always drink beer But when I do I get blastit!
I don't normally wake-up super but when I do
I don't alWAys meet my soulmate but when i do
I dont always buy chewing gum but when i do i finish the whole pacage within a day
i don't always snipe but when i do
i dont always swim but when i do
I don't always play skyrim But when i do i delete all your saves
I don't always see it but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS DATE WOMEN I LIKE DOGS
I Don't always have ALCOHOL  but when i do i leave it and pose for a meme
i don't always display a straight face when i'm on cloud nine but when i do
i dont always log onto my facebook but when i do i log right out because of all the soccer statuses
I don't always deal drugs but when i do
I Don't ALways USURP the constitution but when I do
I don't always reform health care BUT WHEN I DO IT'S CONSTITUTIONAL
i don't always pass legislation but when i do it's not obamacare
I don't always complete my sentences...
I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE ONE HUNDRED DEGREE WEATHER. BUT
I don't always cheer for germany but when i do its because they're playing italy
i don't always write political comments on facebook but when i do
i will shove this bottle straight up your ass
I dont always wear a watch but when i do i wear rolex
I&#180;m not always shining but when i do. i&#180;ll make sure u&#180;re in the office
I don't always get last shot but when i do
i don't always eat your lunch... sometimes i smash your yogurt and leave your sandwich soaking in it
Don't Always Login
I don't always login .
I dont always miss my sucsess but when i do ... its cause i lead them to much
I dont always do flippy shit  But When i do. i look better then u
I dont always show my affection but when I do i use memes
I am a Pedo
I DON'T ALWAYS FATHER A CHILD BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A JOB BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS WASH MY HANDS AFTER USING THE RESTROOM THANKS FOR SHAKING MY HAND ANYWAY.
i don't always kiss after having sex but when i do
I don't  always watch euro cup But when i do there is extra time and penalties
i don't always try but when i do
I dont always midlife crisis but when I do
I don't always lick balls  But when i do it's usually shane's
I don't usually cut funding but when i do
I don't always crash my car but when i do i hit power transformers
i don't always listen to brian but when i do i say 'cool story bro'
I dont always mix my spit with a tablespoon of water but when I do
I dont always do this But im about to pick my nose
i Dont Always Score Trys But when i do
i don't always steal art or paintings but when i do
I Dont always fall asleep on planes but when i do
I don't always find loose change but when i do
i don't always turntable at work but when i do
I don't usually buy from the dollar menu but when i do
i am not proud of all my grandchildren but when i am
I DON'T ALWAYS PAY ATTENTION TO HISTORY BUT WHEN I DO I FIND OUT THAT ABRAHAM LINCOLN SLAYED VAMPIRES
I don't always find girls But when i do i find the perfect one
I don't always eat m&m's but when i do
I don't always read books but when I do
i DON'T ALWAYS SMOKE METH BUT WHEN i DO
I DON'T ALWAYS COMMENT ON A THREAD BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always talk about crossfit but when I do
I dont always recommend people on linkedin But When I do it is Richard Christopher
did you got powned? ITS [OWN]
I Dont ALWAYS LISTEN TO mUSIC BUT WHEN I DO
santa claus wears nice suits gets bitches
I don't always watch the Euro cup But when I do
Im not always late but when i am i get in trouble
I dont always vistit my mom on her birthday but when i do I got no present
I don't always ship fruk but when i do
I don't always smoke pot but when I do
I don't always fart but when i do
Im not always in the kitchen but when i am im doing the laundry
i dont order drinks
I don't always run low on mana but when i do
I don't always Drink beer But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS PLAY 2006SCAPE BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always listen to bass music But when i do
i don't always go shopping but when i do
i don't always sleep well BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always make people laugh because i'm not actually funny
I don't always call people a nooblord But when I do everyone agrees
i don't always do bad on my exams no wait
i dont always HAVE SEX BUT WHEN I DO ITS WITH PAULS MOM
i don't always break my laptop but when i do
Find out what it is in life that you don't do well and then don't do that thing
i don't always listen to punk rock but when i do
I don't always go out in service on saturday But when I do
i don't always liste to south american deathcore but when i do
I dont always keep my receipts but when i do
I don't always generate a Meme But when I do
I don't always deserve to be in god tier in fact
I don't always study nutrition But when i do
I don't often dance... but when i do I prefer Salsa
BROS HELP BROS tRUE STORY. MENTORSHIP SIGN UP.
I DON'T ALWAYS GET MISTAKEN FOR KENNY ROGERS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't usually come into contact with the homeless but when i do
i don't always stand watch but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS APPEAR AS A TALENT AGENT
i don't always play as a mage in terraria but when i do
i don't always evade taxes but when i do
I don't always get a redbox movie but when I do
i dont always come on time but when i do
I DONT ALLWAYS TAKE A BATH BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always miss work but when i do its cause Italy is playing
i don't always listen to ac/dc but when i do
I don't always get drunk But when i do
i don't always lose weight i actually never lose weight
I don't always give orgasms to women but when i do
I Don't Always shows expression but when i do
i am not allways a douchbag or mean but when i am i make sure i am mean to errrrnesta
I don't always bet but when i do
I don't always go to the gym but when I do
i don't always read memes  but when i do is with my own voice
I don't always go tanning but when I do
and the legend said  its haram to wear an original barcelona shirt because it has a cross on it
i don't always jam out to popular music
I don't always kill two birds with one stone but when i do
I don't always make strange faces
I don't always toss a flag.. but when i do
I dont always forget what im saying but when i do i.. LAWRLLAwLLALALAR
I don't always get promoted But when i do
I DON&#180;T ALWAYS COMPLAIN BUT WHEN I DO
teshome: i dont always go 7 and 28 in mw3 oh wait i do
I don't always play board games but when I do
i dont always eat veggie food but when i do
i don't always make fight with girls But when i do
I DOn't ALWAYS pLAY WITH LAGGERS BUT WHEN I DO I RAGEQUIT
I AM NOT THE BIGGEST FAT ASS IN THE WORLD BUT WHEN I AM I PERFER TO CALL MYSELF PANDA 2
I Don't always create memes  but wen i do i'm sure ther is lot of mistake
I don't often yell obscenities at the top of my lungs
I dont always troll but when i do
i dont always listen to the opening song backwards but when i do  i understand the whole storyline
I don't always fall in love but when i do
i don't always have sex with prostitutes but when i do she comes first and pays me
i don't always threaten to hit women
i don't always go to the gay pride parade But when I do
I don't always run the option... But when I do I prefer double tight wishbone
i dont always watch basketball but when i do i cheer for the heat
I don't always yell swear-words in the classroom like a motherf***er
I don't always drift but when i do
I don't always watch skip bayless but when i do
i dont often go to miskolc but when i do... i level up
i dont always preach but when I do
i dont always help people  but when i do i help for free
i dont always tank but when i do my whole party die then i die
i dont always break my weapon but when i do it is in the middle of killing a boss
I don't always watch Avatar: the last airbender but when I do
i dont always drink beer but when i do i let gay men have sex with me and i have to sit like this.
I Don't always react to a blog but when i do i leave right after
im not a sinner im saved by grace
I don't always ask her for sandwich  but when i do
i don't always listen to oldies... but when i do
Doomer dosnt always watch Eurocup But when he does
I do not often detele my posts but when i do Sanne got them screenshotted
I dont always use public restrooms but when i do i use the handicapt stall
I don't always do pranks but when i do
I dont always play pokemon but when i do
I don't always need an adrenaline rush but when I do I upgrade without a backup
I don't always move my rook But when I do
I don't always update my facebook status but when i do
I Dont always have a person in my head but when i do it's the same person in my bed
i don't always drink beer ...ok
i dont usually vote a whole party for ssg but when i do
i don't always sleep in the bus but when i do
I dont always go for extra credit but when i do
I don't always work third shift
I don't always listen to music
i don't always read but when i do
i do not always tell 21 year old girls happy birthday but when i do it is because i love them like a daughter
i don't always get mad during the day but when i do
I don't always drink dos equis Bottles but when i do
I don't always have babies but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS BUMP INTO HOT GUYS BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always leave my computer  but when i do............i am gay signed jonny
I don't always make fun of owen But when i do
I don't always fail my exams But when i do it's aqa faults
i DON'T ALWAYS USE A MAC BUT WHEN i DO
I don't always give gifts... But when i do
I don't usUally stUdy But when I do I cover a semester worth of work in 3 days and Still pass
I don't normally study But when I do I cover The entire semester's worth of ip law and pull of a pass
I DONT ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO I HIT ON DUMPSTERS
I don't always wear long sleeve shirts But when I do
I don't always get robbed but when i do
i don't alway watch movies
We don't always write 20-page paper but when we do
i dont always wear pointy shoes just kidding. of course i do!
I don't always re-post images on r/atheism but when I do
I don't always wish someone a happy birthday on facebook but when i do
I don't always crash but when i do it's into a maserati
ı don't always have sex but when ı do
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK GRAPE KOOL AIDE BUT WHEN I DO I USE A REDVINE FOR A STRAW
I don&#180;t always get doubles but when i do
I dont always drink kool aid BUT WHEN I DO i make sure the flavor is red
i don't always LISTEN TO NEW BANDS  but when i do this
I don't always throw phones on the ground but when i do
i don't always climb kimberly ave.  but when i do i make it memorable
I dont always get asked to hang out  but when i do
I'm not always talking on my cell phone but when I do
I am 82 I still f*uck more than you
I don't always      play poker but when I do
I don't always forget what I'm supposed to say but when i do
i don't always bowl a game under 200 but when i do
I don't always get youtube famous  but when i do it's off other peoples videos
My foot doesn't always fall asleep But when it does
I dont always fart in public but when I do
I don't always post memes but when I do I post it on websay.net
I don't always go to europe but when i do
i dont always roll doubles on monopoly but when i do
I Don't always find a girl but when i do
I dont always eat chocolate but when I do I only eat peanutbutter cups
I DON'T ALWAYS CREATE A MEME BUT WHEN I DO It APPEARS ON THE HOT PAGE
I don't always play minecraft but when i do
i dont always fall in love with a pornstar but when i do its abella anderson
i don't always support the miami heat but when i do
I don't always go to game nights but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS GIVE HIGH-FIVES BUT WHEN I DO ITS ONLY TO CHUCK NORRIS
I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR WHITE PANTS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always use support champs but when i do
i don't always eat girl scout cookies but when i do
I don't always become second at the World cup But when I do
i don't always face ashe but when i do
i don't always make microwave popcorn... but when i do the popcorn setting is way too long
I don't always get a callback for a job
I don't always party in Springfield
i dont always urinate myself but when i do i makes sure its in public
i dont always speak russian but when i do i do it in french
i dont always go on 'omegle' But when i do i start the convo with a.s.l to sound cool
I dont always drink beer but when i do
i dont always train harder
I'm not always the most interesting But when i am
i don't always have great bonfires but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS PUT BOTH EARPHONES IN BUT WHEN I DO EVERYONE WANTS TO TALK TO ME
i dont try bath salt but when i do your face looks good
I dont always eat face
i don't always confiscate hoodies but when i do it's a really cold day
i dont always get a fathers day but when i do
I dont always watch titanic but when i do
i don't always watch euro but when i do
I don't usually have gay sex But when I do
I doNt alWays win like ChaRlie sheen But when I do I win big
i don't always repeat myself
i dont always buy  new things but when i do
I don't always stay up all night when I'm tired But when i do
I don't always do tbh on facebook but when i do i keep my fingers crossed behind my back
i dont usally subscribe  but when i do i prefer FlyCentralGAming
I don't always talk but when I do
I don't always change my pants but when i do
i don't always use the bathroom but when i do
I don't always get a facebook notification if i do
I don't always get angry but when I do you wouldn't like it
I don't always witness irrational behavior But when I do
i don't always seem insane
i dont always carry a condom on me but when i do i never get to use it
I don't always kill someone when they do something stupid But When i do
I don't always eat Chick-fil-A
i don't always drink kombucha but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS PICK FIGHTS WITH COLLEGE KIDS BUT WHEN I DO I USUALY WIN.
GALVATRON Y U NO SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY WHAT IF IT TAKES 80 YEARS TO KILL US
i don't always delete 7  but when i do i add her back straight away
I don't always get drunk but when i do
I dont always eat the food at arleta  but when i do i get the shits
i don t always study  but when i do
I don't usually lose in a duel but when i do it's against kaiba
I DOn't always watch TNA But when I do
I don't always rest But when i do
I'M LOSING THE HAIR ON MY BALLS
I don't always say 'yolo' But when I do
i DON'T ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF R/ATHEISM bUT WHEN I dO IT'S ON cIRCLEjERK
I dont always win the Stanley Cup But when I do i drop f bombs excessively
I don't normally say the 'F' word but when I do
i don't always post on facebook
i don't always have sex with ugly women but when i do
I dont usually have sex but when i do i like to ruin the reputation of whoever i sleep with
I Don't Always Avoid the wind tunnel in the winter but when I do
I don't normally talk BUT when i DO
I 'm not always smooth But when I am
i don't always pass uni subjects but when i do
Fetches new commits Using hard reset
sugar and double chunk aren't always awful oh wait...yes they are
I dont always eat breakfast but when i do i drown that shit in ketchup
I don't always make powerpoint slides but when i do
I don't always support the team that wins state of origin But when i do
i dont always drink beer but when i do
i dont always hide my bonner but when i do
i dont always tell people that my friends have a crush on them
i don't always watch Manny Pacman Matches but when i do
I DON'T Usually USE POMADE BUT WHEN I DO IT STAYS IN MY HAIR FOR 3 DAYS
I don't always swear... but when i do i just feels so right.
i dont always  create memes but when i do
i don't usually know anything but when i do
I'm not always an adventurer like you but when i am
The most interesting memes CANT HAZ PREFRICKT ENGWISH
I rarely visit other planets but when I do
i don't always drink tea but when i do i use the sugar spoon to stir it
I don't usually rant on Twitter. But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS MAKE FRIENDS BUT WHEN I DO ITS AT THE LAST DAY OF SCHOOL
I DON't ALWAYS WEAR GLASSES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't usually ride on a horse into a castle But when i do I make sure it shits on the floor
i don't always take long showers but when i do
I don't usually greet people on their birthdsays but when i do
i don't always cry... but when i do
i don't always go on top lane  but when i do i feed like hell
i don't always let nsw win but when i do it's to keep the series interesting
i dont always watch origin but when i do i make sure everyone on facebook knows about it
I don't always hit on girls But when I do i usually get rejected
i don't always lie
I don't always code for iOS But when I do
I dont always upload pics to my fb page But when i do
i DON'T ALAWYS DO THINGS ON TIME BUT I DO MY TAGS ON TIME
I don't always use a hookah but when i do i only use one coal
i dont always root for the denver nuggets wait
I don't always go afk but when I do I yell at Evo for taking a break from waiting on me
i don't always post inside joke memes but when i do
I don't normaly hithomeless people  but when i do i  knock them out while speaking latin in italin
i don't always watch the heat but when i do they are gonna choke in the 4th
GOAT BITCHEZ IT'S ABOUT TIME
I DONT ALWAYS STRECH AND POKE MY VAG BUT WHEN I DO
because niggers
I dont always get told my mom is delicious but when I do...
I don't always forward internship offers to you but when i do I make sure I didn't read them at all
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO BELTHIR BUT WHEN I DO I SING
i dont always hate children but when i do its because the day ended in y
I dont always get told my mom is delicious but when i do...
I dont always like about my family background but when i do yanng wing yong da dang gii
I don't always complain on the forums but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR A CORDUROY SUIT but when i do
i dont ussually crap my pantS BUT WHEN I DO IT FEELS DARN GOOD
I don't usualy say that i know nothing for an exam But when i do
I don't always become single but
I don't always drive in downtown chicago but when i do
i don't always eat giant meatballs but when I do
i don't always pay for sex But When I do
i don't always speak but when i do i use a cool accent
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK ABOUT DISGUSTING THINGS BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always create an online profile But when i do
I don't always go fiddling with cocks but when i do
I don't usually change my gender
i don't always get kicked off a property by local police but when i do
I DON'T USUALLY PLAY DARKWORLD BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always spEak gibberisH  But when I do
I dont always smoke weed But when i do
I don't always work in the kitchen but when I do
i don't always fap but when i do
i don't always go out for thai food but when i do
I don't always masturbate but when i do
i don't always guess on scantrons but when i do i bubble in 'c'
I don't always sneeze but when i do
I Don't Always Lose On Fifa But when i do it's on a livestresm
I don't always misuse memes but when I do
I don't always eat burgers... But when I do
I don't always drink beer But when I do
i don't always make fun of retarded people but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS ACT NICE TO PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always get tattoos but when I do it usually has to do with pimp turtles or deftones
I don't always go on the internet But when i do
'I don't always lose 8 out of 12 rounds and get thoroughly out-boxed by my opponent.....'   'But when I do
i dont always do lsd but when i do i eat people's faces
I don't always have a weird conversation
I DONT ALWAYS SHAVE MY BALLS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always listen to metal.. ...but when I do
I don't always attend cons but when I do
I dont always drink dos equis but when i do
we don't always have practice on sundays but when we do
I don't always talk to KU Grads But when I do I ask for fries
I don't always jerk off But when I do I pUt a white towel over my forearm and call it the gentLeman jack
i don't always play tetris but when i do
EU NEM SEMPRE ACEITO AREAS MAS QUANDO ACEITO
I don't always like to watch football but when i do it's during exams
i dont always talk  but when i do it means nothing
I don't always get blow jobs
i dont always use portable radars but when i do they dont work
I DON'T ALWAYS CALL YOU MAYBE BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always play mw3 infected but when i do i become first infected
Savio Joshua.... y u no stop posting shit?
I Don't always surf the internt but when i do i should write MTi instead!
I don't always go hiking but when i do i make sure it is 25 kilometers per day
I don't always need the bathroom but when I do
I don't always lose but when i do
I don't always flame botlane in /all but when i do
i don't always delete people from my facebook but when i do
i don't always play mario kart 7 with scott but when i do
I don't always watch my calendar but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS STUDY THE LAST DAY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always create a meme But when I do
I dont normally have drinks but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS CHARGE INTO ZOMBIES WITH MF GEAR BUT WHEN I DO . . . I DIE
I dont always use my left hand to masturbate but when i do
I Pick things up Then i put them down
I don't always take shits but when I do
Once I think javascript is very complex until a wild php appeared
i don't always ptb first but when i do
I dont always kill people but when i do it's for their money (gta IV)
i don&#180;t allways feed in lane but when i do
i dont always try and stay friends with my ex after a breakup but when i do
i don't always prepare for studies but when i do
I dont always play games on facebook but when i do i make peoples notifications go to a hundred
I don't always dislike posts but when I do
i don't always say bless you when people sneeze but when i do i usually don't mean it
I dont always do your mother
I DON'T ALWAYS INVEST     IN REAL ESTATE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always share fan pages but when I do I make sure they have women
I dont always comment on facebook but when I do it is funny shit
i don't always know when a girl likes me but when i do it's 2 years later
I DONT ALWAYS USE A CONDOM BUT WHEN I DO... I STILL GET HOS PREGNANT
i don't always watch my little pony but when i do
IM NOT ALWAYS AN IDIOT BUT WHEN I AM I DO IT WITH FUTURAMA FRY
I DONT ALWAYS GET IN A IPO...HIPO... IPOCAGNE ? BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always make a critical hit but when i do zombies fly 10 yards
you can close your eyes to things you dont wanna see.... but you cant close your heart to things you dont want to feel.
I don't always take a bass solo
I don't always see.. BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always like Facebook Memes But when I do they are usually stupid
i don't always  troll guys on fb but when i do they unfriend me
bobby my boy get off my balls
I don't always use health wells on diablo 3 but when i do
I dont always post memes on sierras post but when i do
When ever I need a lobby for my ps3
i don't usually change my opinion but when i do
i don't always read the thai constitution but when i do
but when I do
I don't always talk to posers but when i do i ask for  large fries
I don't always drink whiskey
I DON'T ALWAYS STUDY FOR TESTS bUT WHEN I DO
I don't smoke cannabis very often but when i do
i don't always snipe noobs on dayz sometimes a zombie gets in the way
I don't always pick my nose but when i do
i don't always speak spanish pero cuando lo hago
i don't always fly in a jet but when i do
look at my ti im epin
I don't always make birthday cards
i don't always make memes but when i do
I don't always always but when i do
i dont always have sex but when i do 
but whe i do
i DON'T aLWAYS tWEET BUT WHEN I DO IT GETS RETWEETED
I Don't Always Win But when i do
i don't always want to talk about zelda but when i do
I dont always get sick But when i do
I RARELY TRY MY BEST BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always eat cherries... but when i do
one does NOT simply not use memes correctly
I don't always need to take a shit But when I do it's after a shower
i don't always fail a pizza but when i do
I don't often laugh histerically but when I do it offends my co-workrs
I don't always Need to be sick but when I do
I dont always leave facebook but when i do
I don't always use charmin ultra but when i do im thankful
I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO  BRITNEY SPEARS 'HOT AS ICE'
i don't always do my homework but when i do 
i dont always drink beer lol jk ofcourse i do
i don't play diablo 3 often but when i do
I don't always use bath salt but when i do
I don't always give blow jobs but when I do
i don't always make memes but when i do i use memegenerator.net
I don't always have family over but when I do
I don't always fart in public but when i do i'll make sure everybody listen
I don't always play video games But When I do
i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than have to have a frontal lobotomy
I don't always have a beard but when i do
i don't always jump on bandwagons but when i do
i dont always date girls But when i do
I don't always post on facebook
I don't always wish my dad a happy birthday but when i do i'm a day late
i dont always make meme's but when i do they are pointless
i dont always have sex but when i do its with a vaccum
I don't always go to the gym but when I do I bench 180kg
You're not always a DOUCHE BAG  But you usually are
i don't always make memes but when i do i make them super fast
i don't always look for shield rp but when i do i get killed by heinrich
I don't always use memes but when i do
I don't always party but when i do
i dont always watch korean girlband on youtube but when i do
I don't always have a tutorial with mr Huguet but when i do
I dont always bluff and get stuck with it but when i do i win every hand
can we hurry this up? i'm starting to lean because my hemmorhoids are flaring!
MY TEAM DOESN'T ALWAYS LOSE IN THE PLAYOFFS BUT WHEN THEY DO
i don't always have alzheimer's ...
I don't always listen to rap music but when i do
I dont always drink beer but when i do i speak in cursive
i dont always learn to history but when i do
Alchoal? i cant even spel that
i dont allways use facebook but when i do the ads make me thirsty
I DON'T ALWAYS SPEND ALL DAY ON 9GAG BUT WHEN I DO I HAVE TESTS COMING UP
i don't always listen to opeth but when i do
i don't always HARDDDDDSSSS FARRRRRSSS
i don't always tell a lie but when i do its when i am telling a lie about how i don't tell lies
I don't Always see but when I do
I don't always reload my gun in fps games but when i do
I don't always wake up eaRly But when i do i don't have to get up early
I don't alWays stop fapping for A week But when I do
I don't always prescribe drugs but when i do
i don't always stab my boyfriend in his sleep But when I do it's after he got urine on my bathroom floor
I don't always listen to music with headphones
i DONT ALWAYS PLAY POKEMON bUT WHEN I DO ITS ONLINE AT HTTP://POKEMONIUM.COM
i don't always watch twilight movies but when i do
I don't always disparagingly Dish my best friends but when i do it's because of pedobear
I DONT ALWAYS MAKE COMMERCIALS BUT WHEN I DO
I DONt always get 1st place at a competition but when i do
i don't always do synthetic drugs but when i do
I don't suffer from epileptic fits But when i do
when i love danyah i make sure she's more interesting than my call of duty game
I don't always wish someone happy birthday but when i do i do it like a boss
bla bla bla!
i don't always give a shit but when i do i'm probably drunk
I don't lways got to Parkview regional medical center But when i do cars explode in the parking lot
i dont always act like i'm 5  but when i do
i don't always disconnect the steering lock on my 370z but when i do i use bdl99's harness
I don't always try to make a funny post But when i do
I don't always study but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS CHANGE MY PROFILE PICTURE BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always wear headphones But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS BUY WINDOWS AND DOORS THAT REQUIRE PRECISE MEASUREMENTS BUT WHEN I DO
i don’t usually post ponies on forums but when i do i do it like this
I don't always pleasure you're brother but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS CRIT BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always die in a mmorpg but when i do i lose 5%
I don't always vote for DEMOCRATS but when i do i vote obama
I don't alwas get sick but when i do
I don't always make bacon but when I do
I dont always borrow money  but when i do i dont pay back
I DON'T ALWAYS WIN THE WORLD CUP  BUT WHEN I DO ITS WITH SAN MARINO
I Don't always finish my sentences BUT WHEN I DO...
I don't always stream starcraft II but when I do..
I dont always do origami but when i do
i dont't always get high on bath salts But when i do i eat people's faces
I DONT ALWAYS Press Ctrl+Shift+N but when i do
i don't always enjoy summer but when i do
i don't always spend time alone with my crush but when i do
I don't always go out to pick up girls but when i do
It's raining outside all weekend may as well stay inside and drink
I don't always use butter but when i do i call it 'garlic sauce'
I don't always throw a jar But when I do
I DON&#180;T USUALLY STAY AT HOME BUT WHEN I DO THERE&#180;S NO ONE IN FACEBOOK
I DONT ALWAYS LISTEN TO THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS BUT WHEN I DO i can't stop
I DONT OFTEN MAKE A BARBECUE BUT WHEN I DO I CANCEL IT
i dont always make sense but when i do i dont
I don't always enjoy going on facebook but when i do
I don't always do bath salts  But when i do i will F**king eat your face off
I don't always eat the arms
I don't always use bath salts But when i do i get them from a zombie
My ass doesn't always itch but when it does sniff sniff
i don't always drink beer oh
I don't always earn 5% of the profits but when i do
I dont always talk about my add but when i do i use it as a 'get out of jail free'-card
I dont always gamble but when i do
I don't always thunder but when i do
Outstanding Teacher awards come up for nominations sends thankyou email to students
I don't always score a goal the day before my birthday But when i do it's cluth and gives Mexico the win.
i don't always assign projects
i dont always play dwo but when i do
I doN't ALWAYS MAKE BABIES BUT WHEN I DO THEY ARE FREAKING ADORABLE
Hates to be called ranch looks exactly like him
I don't always slick my hair Back but when i do
i dont always rock long hair but when i do i prefer i look like jesus
I don't always shop at upscale grocery stores like whole foods but when i do
I dont usualy see a faggot it the tub but when i do he plays with his dangalang
i dont always snort bath salts but when i do
finally Paid of my student loan Now to start an IRA
Holds down a 40 hour a week job still higher level then you in diablo 3
I don't always score goals but when i do i score 3
i dont always take yo girl but when i do i smash her the same night
I don't always taUnt hobos But when I do they eat my face
I DON'T ALWAYS GET A MISTRIAL AND A NOT GUILTY  BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always fire ministers in the middle of a cabinet meeting But when I go the Prime Minister agrees and laughs
Mr. hAZIM DOESNT ALWAYS KICK US OUT OF CLASS!  BUT WHEN HE DOES ... he doesnt want to talk to you about it!
i dont allways act socially awkward but when i do i spit in your face
I Don't always get pulled over  But when i do
i don't always have dos equis beer but when i do i get drunk
I don't always play D3 But when I do
i don't always make a post on LORMA BSN 1-12 BATCH 2004 but when i do i always get a negative comments
I Don't always add my EX on Soup.io But when i do she deletes account
I don't always guarantee you'll miss me! But when I do
I dont always make pasta But when i do 
dawson
I don't always buy real estate but when i do i prefer to use my favorite agent
I don't always eat peoples faces off but when I do IM HIGH OFF 6 strips OF COCAINE AND A pack of lsd
I don't often use software  But when I do it's soliant
i dont always play xbox but when i do i get called a fag by a 12 year old
I don't always make statuses about summer school p.e. but when i do it hurts because i'm freaking sore all over.
U THIRSTY? Y U NO SAY?
I don't always masturbate but when i do
I don't always make babies but when I do it is with another man
i dont always bite another mans face off but when i do
I dont always drink dos equis but when i do i make sure to throw it all up after these commercials
I DON'T ALWAYS GET AWESOME AWARDS But when I DO
I don't always like SJST music rehersal But when i do
i dont always get passed error 37 but when i do
I dont always make memes but when i do i make sure to put a meme within my meme
I don't always throw grenades but when i do
I don't always study but when i do it's not history
I don't always eat pistachios but when i do i throw out the ones that aren't open
I don't always use memes but when i do its not funny
I don't always flick my bogeys but when i do i do it at other people
I don't always try to make a meme but when i do.. it sucks
I don't alwyas drink dos equis o wait
I don't always support a democratic revolution But when i do
I don't always mix lsd and crack but when i do
i dont always fap but when i do i make sure no one sees me
i DON'T ALWAYS USE THE WEB CHAT bUT WHEN i DO
I don't always lose my train of thought
I dont always do coke while watching the avengers but when I do it is with placek
I don't always see
i don't always want sex and drugs but when i do i'm dalton griffis
i don't always read comments but when i do
I dont always stay up until 4am but when i do i check in with my friends at youporn.com
i don't always go wild on stuff but when i do
I dont party all the time but when i do i get drawed on
i don't always get on memegenerator but when i do i always laugh like crazy
yo dawg
I dont usually play black ops  But When i do I play Zombies
i dont always pit maneuver but when i do
I do not always study but when i do
i don't always download games from steam but when i do
i don't always make memes on memegenerator but when i do
i don't always bang women but when i do i use butter as lube
I don't always beat the rangers But when i do
I don't always 'poke' people
i dont always think im wrong but when i do
I don't always do homework but when i do
I dont always drive high but when i do i run POLICE stop checks
i don't always jokes lol but when i do
I don't always say 'Happy Memorial Day' to people but when i do
I don't always make good memes but when i do i stole them from someone else
i dont always crave sex at 4Am but when i do...secret finger jutsu
I dont always fail math tests but when i do Im mia mugavero
I DON'T ALWAYS OPEN FIREFOX BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ALREADY OPEN
i dont always go to school put when i do i sleep
i don't always buy things but when i do i make sure it's on special
I dont always get 100% on a test but when i do
i dont always play games but i go skating
I dont always grab my belt But when I do you need a spanking baby
I dont always masturebate
i don't always win the indy 500 but when i do it's under yellow
I don't always jack off to 'snorg tees' ads but when i do
I don't always steal documents from th pope But when I do they show corruption.
I don't always steal documents from the pope But when I do they show massive corruption.
I dont always warm up  but when i do its with your max
ABCHO? I'll Drink to that
I don't always have drill on the weekend But when i do
I don't always listen to ozzy but when i do i don't wanna stop
I don't Always Bury The Bodies But When I Do
I DON'T ALWAYS JACK OFF TO 'SNORG TEES' ADS BUT WHEN I DO
I don&#180;t always clean my room but when i do
I don't always eat pizza But when I do Its from la Bella
I don't always lie But when I do
I don't always lie But when I do
I Don't often crit But when I do
i don't always go through ravenholm but when i do
The only things guranteed in life are death and taxes
I don't always have sex
I DONT do computing OFTEN
claude has replaced me! oh well. he is cooler.
I don't always 'reply all' to na-is-all but when i do
i don't always play video games but when I do
i don't always play video games but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS DIE IN MINECRAFT BUT WHEN I DO I NEVER FIND MY STUFF
I dont always die 150 times when i play diablo3 but when i do
I Don't always look at my beard... But when i do i wish i had chris costas...
I DON'T always hit a strong hand on river but when i do
'i don&#180;t always protect my apps against xss and as i don&#180;t'; alert('you got pwned!!'); //
I dont always have flatulence in rehearsal but when i do
Not sure if using right meme or left meme
Hey darling! How about doing it better than chantilly HAM!
i don't always joke in class but when i do
i don't always talk to girls but when i do they all fall in love with me
I don't always clean the toilet but when I do
I don't often go for a 7am run but when I do
i dont always forget what i was going to say but when i do...
I dont always buy rings but when i do labron James gets mad
i don't always play video games but when i do
The question isn't who is going to let me; it's who is going to stop me?
I DON'T ALWAYS FINISH MY MEMES '
I don't always yell at roller derby officials
i dont always do my work but when i do
I don't Always get pissed off... ...but when I do
i dont always make stupid decisions but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS ROOT FOR TEAMS IN THE WEST BUT WHEN I DO THEY ARE 8-0
I don't always have first date sex but when i do
hello jk
I don't always troll nico but when I do
I don't always call people but when i do
I don't always talk to women but when I do
i don't always support css but when i do
I dont always watch dramas
i don't always bring my lunch but when i do
i don't always tell you to f#&k off but i think about it constantly
i don't always make a presentation but when i do
hoy... se bebeeee!!!
But when i 'always dont simply' I dont always 'one does not simply'
i dont allways laugh at my own memes but when i do there hilarius
I dont always revise but when i do
I dont like facebook comments often
I dont always talk to steelers fans but when i do i ask for large fries
I DONT ALWAYS LEAN THIS WAY BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always tattle tell on my unit but when i do
I don't always get laid while in cosplay But when I do
I don't always have lined paper
I don't always start unexpected maintance But when I do
I don't always do what my mom says But when I do
I don't always play video games that ruin my social life but when i do
I don't always look like tom jones oh wait
I don't usually get hate from collegues but when i do it's actually dark chocolate-coated appreciation of my sense of humour!
I don't always wish I could replace a cousin but when I do
I don't always suffer from sexual exhaustion But when i do
I don't always wait for a server response but when i do it's to kill zombies
I don't Always divide by zero but when i do
I don't always listen to ORCHESTRAL music
I dont always drink milk
I don't always eat at arby's But when i do i eat the finger sandwich
I dont allways wish old men happy birthday. but when i do its for bill
I dont always go to therapy but when I do
I don't always win on pool but when i do
I don't always reply to someone's comment on 9gag BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always build virtual patterns
I don't always draw fanart But When I do i'ts my litlle pony
i dont always work late but when I do I make memes
I don't always downvote Memes But when I do
I don't always insult people on Facebook but when I do
i don't always band birds but when i do
I will Stare At you But when I do I Drink Dos Eques
I DON'T ALWAYS GO SWIMMING BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always say i love you but when i do i am lying
i don't always talk but when i talk i talk like this http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/hayatenogotoku/images/7/77/Untitled32.png
I DON'T ALWAYS DO MY HOMEWORK but when i do everybody has weed wanna throw a party and starts to need me
I don't normally have any dangle but when I do
i don't always fail a meme but when i do everyone will like it
i don't always think but when i think i think you are stupid
I Dont always play diablo 3 but when i do
i don't always post on 9gag but when i do
i dont always out ads on my site but when i do i put the annoying full screen ones
I don't always post on slashdot But when I Do
hi im ANDY DIAZ  AND ILL BEAT YOUR ASS IN BASKETBALL
i don't always pay for music but when i do
i don't always throw rocks at squirrels but when i do its at the biggest meet in the country
I don't always listen to mexican music
i don't always shoot myself in the head but when i do
i don't always watch hockey but when i do
test test
don't always make spelling mistakes but when i do they're obwius
I don't always make spelling mistakes but when i do they are obwius
I dont't always mismanage projects but when i do
i don't always pay attention in class but when i do
i don't always study but when i do i make lots of awesome memes and spend lots of time on facebook
I DON'T ALWAYS NEED AN AMBULANCE
i don't always hit reply to all  but when i do i make sure to attach and inappropriate meme
i dont always drink tequila  but when i do i steal bikes and break them
I Don't Always Drop my slurpee but when i do
I don't always dO LEGAL STUDIES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always make topics but when i do i make sure there classics
I  don't always pee on the ground
I don't always use word but when I do it's to fit all my notes on a 3x5 notecard
I DON'T ALWAYS SCORE GOALS
Says hes intresting turns out to be an actor
when avengers come in hd I will watch them
I dont always Give my shitty mother a GIFT on mothers day  But when i do its a crap log from my turd factory
I don't always ask for chips & dip
I dont always read where the red fern grows But when i do
i don't always check trending page but when i do
I'm not always front and center of the crowd but when I am it's next to all the speakers where it's way too loud.
i don't always drink nestea but when i do i prefer to nail old ladies
Now I wouldn't say i'm an expert but i know you love me.
I dont always make babies but when i do
i don't always listen to music but when i do
I don't always play House frey But when I do
i don't always listen to music but when i do it's plusmanyothers.
I don't always mod skyrim But when I do
i dont always sing karaoke but when i do i make people wet
I don't always have        staring contests But when I do
Mosquitoes refuse to bite him purely out of respect
I dont always study but when i do
I don't always drink horse semen but when i do
I don't always forget my wallet but when I do
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always have sex but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS reward myself a cup of a tea but when i do
i dont always sleep  but when i do
I don't always wear suits made of corduroy but when I do i look pretty d@#& good
i don't always trail off But when i do...
I don't always shop for pipes online but when i do korays kustom krafts makes one just for me!
i don't always park the acura but when i do
i dont always sign contracts i didn't read but when i do they are perpetual
i dont always have unprotected sex but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SCORE 12 POINTS IN A BASEBALL GAME
I Don't always fall but when i do
i don't always trip acid but when i do
I don't always view MrDarthAegis' vids
did I sleep with your girlfriend? looking at you
They dont normally call me Spongebob but when they do i'm stacking krabby patties
i do not alway forget my homework just kidding thats exactly what i do
I don't always take prom pictures in Churubsco But when I do the deck collapses
I don't always go to the Fort wayne children's zoo but when I do i ride the ponies
I don't always bet on the ponies But when I do it's at the fort wayne children's zoo
I don't always go to the Fort Wayne Childrens zoo But when I do I ride the carousel
i don't always barf but when i do
I don't always kill sean bean but when I do
i don't always roll search but when i do
I don't always like to kill brain cells but when i do
I dont always go to work But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS MAKE JOKES BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always go to school dances but when i do
I don't always ride a motorcycle But
I DON'T ALWAYS BUY A SKIN BUT WHEN I DO I FORGET TO USE IT
I dont usually get drunk but when i do
I don't always use dijkstra's algorithm but when i do
I dont always comment first but when i do...
I dont always party but when i do. I go H.A.M. Like mike campusano!
they dont always dim the lights in school meeting but when they do
I don't usually use non sequiturs But when I do CAT
I DON'T ALWAYS SMELL BEER BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always do know what i'm writing on the apes exam  but when i do
I don't always watch summoner showcase but when i do
I don't always make puns  but when i do i show them how its done
I DON'T ALWAYS  HAVE SEX BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always hunt with Cheyney but when I do
I'm not always in a bus but when i am
gw gak pernah download  sekalinya download
I don't always talk to humanities PHDs but when i do i order dos equis
I dont alWays get it in the butt  But when i do i sit like so
I'm not always passive Aggressive But when I am
I dont always have crap for luch But when i do its at ezra
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO KFC BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always finish memes .
i dont always call ryan a tool oh wait i do and im just as much of a tool as he is
saya sudah lama tidak olahraga sekalinya olahraga malah tepar
i don't always miss swing dancing at uccs but when i do
i don't always have hemorrhoids but when they flare up
I don't always massage john travolta but when i do
I'm a badass? Damn right
i didn't aways drink dos equis but
I don't usually de-friend people But when I do they are bat shit crazy
I don't always take it up the ass but at least now
I don't always do integration but when i do it is so i can go on holidays in august
I dont always have sex but when i do
i don't always get a 98 on my calc final but when i do it's out of 200
i don't always get girlfriends but when i do
i don't always call carlos indonesian but when i do
i don't always care but when i do...well i don't
I don't always Chew my nails but when I do
I don't always talk to humanities phds but when i do I order dos equis
I don't always mispronounce beer names But when i do
i don't always go out but when i go i        get to the goose
I don't always scratch my ass but when i do
If he were to pat you on the back you would list it on your resume
I dont always get in on trends but when i do its on gadgets i dont really know how to use
i dont always talk to italians but when i do i call em stupid
i dont always get hosed but when i do i get drenched
I Don't always pour concrete but when I do i ask John hall for advise
I don't always shave my beard But when i do
I don't always decide to go to bed at 10:51 but when I do
I don't always strap my kids to the hood of my car But when I do I'm usually leaving a liquor store
i dont always wash my car but when i do
i don't always shower but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS STRIKE THIS POSE BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always smoke weed wait..... yes i do
i dont always wish you a happy birthday so why should i now
I don't always Deadlift but when i do i prefer them with squats
I don't always go HAM
i did always want to watch the hunger games but when i saw it
i did always want to watch the hunger games but when i di
i did always want to watch the hunger games but when i did
i don't usually play tennis
But when I do
i dont always shit the bed but when i do. it because of DOS EQUIS
I don't always have dyslexia  butt when i do; i walk inn 2 bra
I DONT always have a girlfriend but when i do
i don't always skateboard
I dont ususally kick butt
I don't always go to the toilet... but when i do
i did always want to watch the hunger games but when i saw it
I don't always take a long time to correct tests but WHEN i do
I don&#180;t always go to war But when i do
I don't always pre-purchase games But when I do it's guild wars 2
I dont often make memes But when i do they will be liked
i don't always stress over finals but when i do i go to twep tutors
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I don't always rustle Things But when I do
I don't always care about the rangers but when i do
I don't always reduce aldehydes but when I do
I don't always create memes But when I do
i don't always get hacked on pokemon vortex but when i do
I don't always go to a technological university but when i do
i don't always have free time but when I do
i don't always drink beer
I dONT ALWAYS WAKE UP IN THE MORNING   BUT WHEN I DO ITS WITH  A CRATE OF RELENTLESS
I don't always get mad during class Ok
I don't always queef but when i do it's with my pupppies
I dont always think about suicide but when I do i take pokay ma
ewqd dscsd
You cant beat me on case but you can beat me off
I dont always freak out when the goalie plays the puck in the trapazoid but when i do
I don't normally drink energy drinks but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DO SOMETHING BUT WHEN I DO NOTHING HAPPENS
I don't always drop it like its hot but when i do i'm left with third degree burns
I DO NOT ALWAYS GO TO GARRETSON.. BUT WHEN I DO.. I LIKE TO SHARE MY WEALTH.. STAY THIRSTY MY FRIENDS
I Don't always drink dos equis i usually drink bud light platinum!
I dont always switch but when i do
I don't always shoot  but when i do
I dont always play WOW  but when i do i'm a lvl 75 paladin
i don't always use laxatives but when i do
I don always buy a lighter But when i do it disappears
yes
I don't always go to Hotel California But when I do i can check out anytime i like
I Don't Always Hit Bad Form in Fm  But when I do I play that shit till its over
i can speak french in russian
The most interesting man in the world doesn't always refer to himself in the third person but when i do
I dont always take study breaks but when i do
i don't always have     sex with models but when i do
i don't always punch people in the face but when i do
i don't always    have sex but when i do
I don't always fake tan But when I Do I pretend to be Mexican
I don't always see a girl at GameStop But when I do I'm buying Pokemon
I don't generally punch a wall  but when i do i kick it too
I dont Always support Newcastle but when i do they play vs man city
I DONT ALWAYS DRINK BEER
i don't always accept friend requests from random bosnian girls on facebook but when i do i make sure it's the sexiest girl ever
I dont always drink but when i do i prefer the alehouse
i don't always bazaker 3ASHAN EL FINALS BUT WHEN I DO EL GAM3A BET2FEL WEL 3ABASEYA BTEWLA3
I dont always use a condom But when i do they usually break
i dont always get a boner but when i do it's in public
i don't always listen today's music but when i do i listen to Snoop dog fo sizzle my nizzel
i don't always get uh alerts but when i do
i don't usually get stumped by a problem.. but when i do
I dont always make internet memes but when I do
I dont always over indulge on Mexican food and drink margaritas by the gallon But when i do
I dont always have a date but when i do ... its ramadan
I don't always listen to screamo but when i do
i don't always get high before bed but when i do there are no pop tarts left for breakfast
chris krieder doesnt always blind pass in his own zone but when he does its a perfect one-time pass to ovi for a goal
piensas que es el dia de la independencia? si seras gringo
Thats a nice bag tell me where you got it
I DONT ALWAYS PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always pretend i can play a guitar but when i do
I don't always take british empire exams but when i do
I dont always sit in tanning booths But when I Do
I don't always get txts from girls  but when i do
d. rose doesn't always get injured wait
I don't always kill steal  But when i do
I don't always talk about my half million dollar house But when I do it's to poor people
I dont always play hard but when I do
i don't always sleep with women but when i do
I dont always snitch but when i do i male sure its on my coworkers
I don't always take british empire exams but when i do
I don't always take british empire exams but when i do
I don't always take british empire exams but when i do
I dont always like this tread But when I do it got something to do with lemons and cave johnson
i dont always talk crap on facebook but when i do i make a fake acount
I DON'T ALWAYS BUILD A COMPUTER BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always study
I don't always wear pants
I dont always listen to techno But when I do its Bum cha bum cha bum cha dun dun dun dun
Congratulations Best facebook comment ever
I dont always take a dump but when i do im leaving a skidmark
i dont always drink water but when i do i make sure its full of bacteria
i won't have anything to do with sick memes but when i do
SBMC TE PORI PART TO THAKBEII!!
I dont always get sick But when i do
I don't always write theses but when i do
i dont always come up with a sentence but when i do
I don't always Creep on first years But when i do it's with mick Birmingham
I dont always skip out going to hailey's house
I dont always do desktop virtualization but when i do
I don't always spend money on my GF But when I do I take her to cuba
i do not always make posters but when I do
i dont always make EASY memes but when i do
I don't always play polo but when i do
i don't always stop the puck but when i do
i don't always celebrate cinco de mayo but when i do
I don't always budget badly oh wait
i don't always get lost
i dont always use yahoo but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SHIT BRICKS
i don't always retire. but when i do
i don't always retire
i don't always retire
i dont always skip lessons but when i do its a main part for exams
DO YOUR SURVEYS FOLKS! LUNch is at stake!!!
i dont always rage quit in video games but wehen i do i destroy my xbox
i don't always masturbate
I'm not always a hipster but when i am
I don't always get a girlfriend But when I do its in league of legends
i don't always fart
i don't always stare at you but when i do
i don't always make a relevant meme but when i do
i don't always when i do but when i do
i don't always drink water but when i do
i dont always use the word apathetic but when i do i use it correctly
I don't always get asims fired but when i do
Oh
I don't usually go to culver square but when i do i expect to see teenagers sitting on a water feature
I DONT ALWAYS CURVE BALLS but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LOCK MY COMPUTER BUT WHEN I DO
it doesnt always fits but when it does
I Don't ALWAYS shit bricks   But when i do.......
i don't always get high but when i do
I dont always get the chance to look cool but when i do
i don't always give an hour speech about zombie apocalypses and sexting  but when i do i make sure i'm mr. foster
i dont always eat oh wait yes i do
i don't always pull the thomas fire alarm but when i do
i dont always troll people but when i do
i dont always get called a 5 year old faggot but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE FRIENDS.. BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always shop on ebay but when i do i sort Price: High to Low
im not always perfect oh wait
I don't always drink beer But when i do
I don't ALWAYS stare at You But when i DO
i dont litsen to music often but when i do
I dont always have to shit but when i do
i don't always care  a lot about people but when i do it's not about you
I dont always root for newcastle But when I do its when they are playing the other manchester team
I don't always date non-models but when i do
I ACCEPT YOUR OFFER WITH WINKS
i don't always floss but when I do
I don't always throw my hands up in the air but when I do
i DONT ALWAYS SAY ALWAYS BUT WHEN I DO I ALWAYS DO
I DON’T ALWAYS GET GIFTS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always speak to history majors but when I do
I do not usually tell people everything I do but when I do nobody cares
I don't always go to the gym But when I do
I don't always play on amazing summer teams But when I do
i dont always pass... but when I DO
I Don't always do projects but when i do i make sure it's game developer level
i don't represent innocent clients often but when i do i often have my doubts
WHen I do reply I reply all
i dont usually cook..but when i do its complicated cup noodles
I don't always talk to you
I dont always reply But when i do
I don't always hear Yolo
i don't always give hugs to lindsay lie.
i don't always have sex but when i do it's with 10 pakistanis
I don't always destroy america but when i do i vote for obomney
I'm not always fapping but when i am it's to your mother
NOT SURE IF WRONG MEME OR JUST WRONG TEXT
Manarat Dhaka International College An English Medium Madrasa
i dont always listen to seth ray but when i do
NO TIME TO ATTEND CLASSES BUT HAS TIME FOR GYM
I don't always wear a jimmy hat But when i do
i dont always use a condom but when i do
I don't always use my foot But when i do
i dont always ban myslef but when i do i make sure i go out with a bang!
I don't always say Ayo But when i do
I don't Always ask for a Hell yeah but when I do
I DONT ALWAYS BUY THINGS ON CRAIGSLIST BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always vote in student council elections but when i do
I don't always drink but when i do
I DO NOT ALWAYS RIDE TRAINS OK
I don't always lose connection But when I do it happens on einstein
I dont always play laserquest but when i do they call me the laserquest5000
I don't always act gayer than normal but when i do i'm talking about pubic hair
I don't always use the internet to promote political causes But When I do
I don't always read the deathly hallows
I don't always ask for nudes but when I do I ask 13 year-old girls
stop putting my words on other memes it's not funny anymore
i don't always want to punch babies but when i do
I don't always go to the jersey shore But when i do i make sure i get super drunk before beating that beat up
I don't always take out the recycling
I don't always have all the answers But when I don't I ask Chris Hahn
oops THAT SHOULDNT OF HAPPENED
I DONT ALWAYS TOWERDIVE AT LVL 2 BUT WHEN I DO
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I Don't always go to my friends but when i do
I don't always negcake BUT WHEN I DO
I don&#180;t always play rs  but when i do i collect goblin mails
I don't usually ask to see pics ...but when people claim they have nice ones
i dont always tense but when i do i rip my shirt
I don't always talk about hot sauce on Facebook
i don't always lag but when i do... it's the others who don't die
i don't always play with naughtysnake but when i do... i manage to be late
ASda on old Kent road... Reminds me of Lagos Market
i don't always hang up on her but when i do its because she called me russ
I don't always change my razor but when i do my skin feels like a baby's ass
I don't always play with naughtysnake but when i do... my mic doesn't have batteries
i don't always find funny blogs but when i do
I dont always do my homework But when i do
i dont always call my girlfriends job but when i do i ask if it's the krusty krab
I DON'T ALWAYS TREAT GIRLS LIKE PRINCESSES AND GIVE THEM EVERYTHING THEY EVER WANTED but when i do
I don't always bet on my team Real Madrid
i dont always see 9gag BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always fall asleep but when i do
i don't always go to class But when I do
Shane Doesn't always HaVe seX ....but whEn he does
i don't always get a quad feed but when i do i make sure its spraying with a barrett
I don't always ride a school bus but when i do
I don't always get drunk but when i do i take off my pants
I don't allways kill a fly but when I do
I dont always play COD But When I do I die a lot
I dont always leave my fb open but when i do; i get trolled
I DONT ALWAYS GET DRUNK BUT WHEN I DO I GET WASTED HARD
I don't always eat at burger king but when i do
I don't always want chick-fil-a but when I do
i don't always talk to liveral arts majors but when i do
i don't always talk to liberal arts majors but when i do
I don't always have birthday parties but when i do
i dont always get frienszoned ut when i do i get benefits
i don't always lose weight but when i do
I don't always But when I do you can't prove it
i dont always talk to people but when i do
I dont always talk to people  but when i do
i don't always have bad luck but when i do it's not as bad as bad luck brians
I don't always have seizures but when i do it's from watching the hunger games
I don't always use gender based propaganda to get votes but when I do i run as a democrat
LEAVES PHONE IN GOSFORD MAGICALLY APPEARS IN BAG 3 MONTHS LATER
I don't always compete in powerifting but when I do
i don't always drink but when i do it isn't budweiser
i dont always sing but when i do it is an old song
I don't always go out to dinner with my family but when i do
I dont always use the bathroom but when i do
I don't Always Have Sex But When I don't
i dont always sit like this but when i do
i don't always hate every song on my ipod but when i do it's because i hit shuffle
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO PROM BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always make sense do but when i
WE DON'T ALWAYS FAIL BUT WHEN WE DO
I do not always get up early
i DON'T always make shitty gay ass memes  but when i do i im the coolest faggot in my music seen
i don't always try to help but when i do you're too damn stupid to understand
i don't always drop my pants but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS BUY A MAC BUT WHEN I DO. IM NOT USE TO SUCH TROUBLES
I don't always bet on the Dodgers folding but they always do
my bestfriend is garry glitter
i don't akways talk to deaf people but when I do
I don't always masturbate but when i do i make sure to go to facebook afterwards
i dony always use meme generator but when i do
I don't always fart But when I do its in spanish
i dont always drink breast milk  but when i do i prefer dos boobies
i don't always get drunk but when i do
I don't always like to ride around and get it. but when i do
I am perhaps the least interesting man in the world Seriously
i don't always answer in the class but when i do
I don't always get bumped off of flights But when I do
s'para bej statuse por kur bej ama... i fshij
I don't always check the umw 2015 page but when i do
i don't always go on humanitarian projects but when i do
i don't always shoot pigeons but when i do
so you think your hot? try making it into the top 15 at miss universe
i don't always go to see movies But when I do
i don't troll my friends so often but when i do i humilliate them
i don't always have 72 tabs open but when i do i can't find which one is playing music
I DON'T ALWAYS PRINT DOCUMENTS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't Usually kill myself But when I do
i don't always listen to nickelback but when i do
I don't Often Drink Beer But when I do
I dont allways do laundry BUT WHEN I DO THERE'S NEVER ENOUGH ROOM
I don't always try to hide a boner but when I do i have to tape in to my ankle
I dont always play qwop but when i do i fly
i don't always have money but when i get some
I don't always get executed but when i do
geico 15 minutes could save you 15% or more on your car insurance
It may only be 4 inchs but when it is its thick
Arrgh free willy  Dont mind if i do really
I don't always get completemented on my looks but when i do
I do not always bet on Chelsea
I don't always take photos with dictators but when i do
I don't always get a doggy bag at restaurants but when i do
I don't allways play games
I don't always go out to a restaurant on cinco de mayo but when i do
Dont be me I'm always to drunk and over-excited Stay hungRy my enemies
i don't always drink beer
I don't always have a beard But when I don't
i don't always flush it down but when i do it's brown
I dont always make unoriginal insults but when i do i make sure to insult your mom
i don't always drink beer
World peace is my name
i don't always patron pizza buffets but when i do
I Don't always struggle gettin' my ex girlfriend But when i do
I don't always watch crap but when i do
i don't always protest government overreach but when I do
I don't always have the burner but when I do
I don't always take a shower in greene but when i do
I don't always get drunk but when i do
i dont usually study! but when i do i make sure that i do pastpapers of 4 years in a day
I don't always have a head but when i do
i dont always slap bitches but when i do im drunk
i don't always write papers but when i do
I don't do always MEMEs but when I do
I don't always check the English text ... ... ... What?!
i dony always slap bitches but when i do im drunk
i dont always score goals but when i do its against barcelona
i don't always in relationship with a girl but i do
I don't allways talk about stuff i don't usually do but when i do
I Dont always Laugh at Idiots.... But when I do... I use myyearbook
I Dont always Stall with my Deck... But when i do... I use Spirit Reaper
i drink beer because fish f**k in water
I dont always poke people but when i do
I don't always cry in ICQ but when I do I do it like :((
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK MILK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always get into a fight but when i do
I Don't always do bad on essays LOL jkjk I never do bad on essays
I don't always use my cell phone on post But when I do its while using the star car
i dont always have a boyfriend but when i do
i dont always have a boyfriend but when i do
I don't always hear bad grammar but when i do
i don't always join a cca but when i do i join hi chorale
both sides of my pillow are cool as ice
i don't always miss       goals But whan i do
I don't Always Teach japanese BUT WHEN I DO ITS ENGRISH.
I don't always volunteer to be the designated driver but when I do
I don't always get sick but when i do
I dont always join a walk-out
I don't always send error report but when i do
i don't always get pregnant  but when i do
i don't always use punctuation  but when i do
i don't always start fires but when i do
I donT ALWAYS FINISH MY MEMES ...
I don't always eat blood orange froyo BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always write books but when i do it's dianetics and a cult takes over hollywood
i don't always have sex but when i do
I Dont Alway Take Pictures But When I Do I Make Sure To Look Constipated
i Don't always pick the wizards but when i do
I don't always CheAt on giRls But when I do
I don't always buy a hard shelled taco but when i do
I don't always smoke weed... but when i do... oh wait
i dont always snowboard but when i do
I dont always use a netti pot But when I do I get Brain Amoebas
I dont always use the internet browser but when i do
I dont usually care about you  but if i was to care 
I dont always feel like an idiot browsing r/all But when I do
I don't always use $_SERVER but when I do its because agavi affords me no other option
I don't always wait 3 days to fold my laundry but when i do
I don't always make memes But when I do I forget the punchline
I'm not always 'First' to comment But at least i'm the first to comment 'first'
I don't always Make memes but when i do
playstation home stay glitchy
i dont always study for act's but when i do
i don't always see a fed rammus but when i do
I don't usually hack into the CIA But when I do
i DON'T ALWAYS POST MY OWN STUFF.. BUT WHEN I DO I GET NO NOTES
I DONT ALWAYS DRINK RUM  but when i do
I don't always breathe oh wait
I don't always really go far even as decided to use but when I do I even go want to do look more like
we dont always leave shit at ic but when we do its on the last day there
I don't always shuffle But when I do
I don't always pray but when i do
I don't always make inside jokes  but when i do
I don't always kill everyone but when i do i'm macbeth
I don't always post something here  but when i do
i dont always join a skype conversation but when i do
I don't always spell 'have' incorrectly but when I do
I dont always argue on facebook but when i do
I don't Always play 'the game' but when i do
i don't always bowl like shit but when i do
i dont always fire teachers but when i do it is the best teacher and idiots are left
I don't always flirt with my med nurse but when I do
I don't always Drink But when i do
i dont always lie but when i do
I don't always spell 'have' incorrectly But when I do
I don't always ask why that just happened but when i do i have to listen to george logic
a beard and a beer life is good
I don't always masturbate But when i do
I don't always crush on strangers but when i do
I don't always engage in bestiality But when I do
I don't always go out to See real Party Rocking DJ's But When I do
we don't always invite genspy but when we do...he is a noob.
I RARELY USE GENTOO BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink on the Job But when I do
I'M NOT ALWAYS TEXTING TO MY CRUSH BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always think of all the ways you screwed me over But when I do...Gotye
I don't always drink stella artois but when i do
I don't always crush on strangers but when i do
I dON'T aLWAYS DO MATH BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always let my girlfriend cut my hair but when i do i end up shaving it off
i don't always change my plea. but when i do it's to a speed exhibition. stay thristy my friends!
i dont always have debates but when i do their about maths
I don't always have children
I don't always tip but when i do
I don't always wear condoms but i am wearing a hand grenade flavored condom right now
I don't always go on the forums but when i do i get flamed
I don't always eat taco bell but when i do
I don't always make fun of things i see in real life in meme form but when i do
I do not always get over  my ex but when i do... she calls me
I don't always smoke weed but when i do i get stoned
i don't always drink
i don't always drink but when i do
I don't always work at drink nightclub But
i dont always pull aggro but when i do
i dont always get a cold  but when i do
I don't always argue with stupid people but when i do i don't
I Don't always pay attention in band but when i do... i want to kill myself
i DONT ALWAYS PLAY BASKETBALL BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T always give a subsequent speech
I don't always give a subsequent speech
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY CONTRA
i don't always smoke with people But when i do it's on 4/20
I don't always test changes on mac osx before putting them into production wait...actually i never do that.
I dont always go to abercrombie.. but when i do i make sure that i find a pack of cigarettes
i dont always lean back in a car but when i do
i dont always smoke on 4/20 but when i do i make sure everyone knows
what if this guys never said 'i dont always' but it was put in our heads when we were young to stop aliens
I DONT NORMALLY DANCE BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always play words with friends But when i do
i dont always 'make babies' but when i do
I Don't always make babies but when i do
I don't always earn money but when i do
i'm so boring i won't pick up this beer
I dont always beat up boys that hits on my gf when i do i usually kill them
Stay thirsty
i don't always tip but when i do
I don't always talk to concordia grads but when i do i ask for large fries
I DONT ALWAYS GET BUSTED BY THE COPS BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE IM DELIVERING FREE WEED TO MY BROTHER
I don't always drink alone But when i do i am on facebook
I dont allways comb my hair but when i do i use a butcher knife
i dont always go to coachella but when i do
I don't always blame people for things but when i do
i don't always bam. but when i do
i don't always use toilet paper but when i do
i don't always wear BRIEFs but when i do i look sexy  ♪♫i'm sexy an i know it♪♫
i don't always make a meme but when i do no one cares
i dont always pee my pants but when i do its just a squirt
I don't always speak to florida graduates but when i do
I don't always see a cute girl but when i do
I don't always go hungry But when I do
I don't always get drunk at resistance... but when I do... DIE ANTEWOORD!
I didn't always play quarterback for the ravens
I don't always use STEREOTYPICALLY hyperbolic words but when I do
I don't always wear a suit to work but when I do it's because i'm going to a job interview on my lunchbreak
I don't always REFORMAT my pc but when i do
i dont always light cynos but when i do
I'm not always out of town but when I do
I don't normally do presentations... but when i do
I don't always eat lembas bread but when i do i eat the whole packet
i never tell my children how i met their mother but when i do i tell them how many women i banged before her
i don't always workout but when i do
i dont always wear a suit but when i dont i dress like a crusader
I don't always feel insecure When I do
I don't always smoke weed But when i do
I don't always practice music But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS STAY AT SCHOOL FOR LUNCH BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always wear a yellow shirt...
So you were once a real man of genius? Light Beers for woman
i dont always text a beautiful guy in chatroom but when i do he is my own rediculous photogenic guy <3
I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR SWEATPANTS BUT WHEN I DO THE WHOLE WORLD TRY'S TO GIVE ME A BONER.
I don't Always Go to Liger But When i do
I don't always ask you for a bus ticket and a dollar
I don't always study for bio but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO KU GRADS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always make memes But when I do
I dont always rage But when i do its because of freidemann
I&#180;m the CEO of FEsto And i&#180;ll destroy the world
I don't always post fortune cookie quotes but when I do they are RELEVANT to me
I dont always fall for april fools but when i do it's 16 days later
i don't always buy a champion but when i do i don't own the champion
I DON'T ALWAYS SCORE GOALS bUT WHEN I DO
I don't aways bring your mum into arguments but when i do
i usually finish my sentences but when i dont
You're telling me I used the wrong meme? You must...Aww
i don't always lie but when i do i tell the truth
i dont always eat cookies But when i do its with cream
i dont always forget to do my homework but when i do the teacher notices it
I don't always go to the toilet but when i do
i don't always watch tv but when i do
I don't always do my homework But when i do
I don't usually drive my jeep over cars but I make a exception for minis
I don't always imprison my vassals but when i do
I don't always wear american products but when I do I prefer american built
one does not simply use wrong meme
I dont always start meme battles but when i do
I'm not always on pottermore but when i am
I don't always get free stuff but when i do i make sure it's top quality
i don't always post something on facebook... but when i do
i dont always shit in public but when i do
I dont always ask a girl to the prom But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT COCONUTS BUT WHEN I DO
i DONT ALWAYS ENTER STRESSFUL SITUATIONS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always celebrate kenn obarski's birthday.... but when i do
i dont always mean mug but when i do its probably at indians
i don't always shit in public BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always talk about candlejack but when i d-
I dont always play video games but when i do i make sure its xbox 360
The most interesting man is... ViCTORIA's secret
I don't always tell women that they need to work But when i do they're below the poverty line
I doNt always get laid  But when I do it's in your bed
I don't always use USB But when I do
I DOn't alwAys haVe a girlfrIend But when i do
I dont often fail to impress a woman's dad but when i do
I don't always sit in this position but when i do i make sure you can see my wrist hair
I DONT ALWAYS TROLL ON HOT GIRLS  BUT WHEN I DO ITS ON RIDDHI SHAMRA
I Dont always upvote memes but when i do
I haven't changed.... you're finally acquiring what i call 'taste'!!!
i haven't gotten funnier... you've simply acquired what I call 'taste'
I dont always go on adventures but when i do
I dont always Act like a prick But when I do
I don't always shave my balls But when i do they bleed
I dont often meet a women who's father I cannot impress. but when i do
I don't always spazz out but when i do
I don't always punch people in the face unless it's yours
I don't always drink beEr
I don't always hug my advisor  but when i do
WHen i download not from netload
I dont always archive Files But when I do
I dont always find a computer to use at the library but when i do
i don't always watch kids movies but when i do
I don't usually stalk peter lynch but when i do i usually end up in his bed
I don't always commitment mass genocide but when i do my kill to death ratio is greater than 6
I dont always finish SENTENCES
i don't always have homework but when i do i have it in every class
I don't always talk to my batch boys But when i do
i dont always call you but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS STARE AT PICTURES BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always update my facebook status but when i do i use it to put people i'm mad at on blast
I don't always eat out but when I do
I don't always make eggs But when I do
I don't always cry over spilt milk But this time it was chocolate.
i dont always have uni at 8.30 in the morning but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS DRINK AND DRIVE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always nap But when I do
I dont usually let chau mid but when he does he usually loses to zephye
don't always speak about how xbox 360 is better than ps3 but when I do
Hi I'm Troy Mclure you may be reading this in his voice
I don't always drink orange juice but when i do that means there's nothing else to drink
I don't always enter contests but when i do
i don't always drink beer but when i do
I dont always volunteer my friends to work with children But when I do
i dont always use sarcasm but when i do i direct it towards idiots
I don't always recycle cans but when I do
i don't usually play demoman but when i do.....you better run.
I don't always find something interesting in minecraft
I don't always shower But when i do i put my dirty clothes back on
i dont always have a girlfriend  but when i do shes a blonde
i dont always finish sentences but when i do...
I don't Usually Masterbate But When I do it's in my own room
Test doens't always  but when they do daddy kills a faction battleship
i don't always hit the dancefloor but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS WASH MY CAR BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always take pictures of myself but when i do...
I don't always like posts. BUT WHEN I DO It's about the ridiculously photogenic guy
i don't always gamble but when i do
i don't always have hoes but when i do
i don't always scratch my nuts but when i do
I don't always where depends But I do when I'm drinking
I don't always get laid ...forever alone
I don't always watch bill cosby do stand up
I don't always have sex
i don't always fly motherships but when i do i always jump to red cynos
I DON'T ALWAYS GO  TO MUNS BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT ALWAYS PUSH IT BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always fart but when I do i lean like this
I don't always sing well... But when I do
I don't always bathe on a daily basis
I don't always have herpes outbreaks but when I do they are on my genitals
I don't always where depends But When I do
I DON'T ALWAYS REMEMBER MY DREAMS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always go to Zesto's But when I do I get the Banana split
I dont always travel through time but when i do i use my tardis
I Don't usually post memes oN facebook
I don't always use the wrong meme but when i do
I don't always disable chat and wall posts but when I do
I don't always upload a photo at instagram but when i do i make sure to aply popular hashtags and hope for likers
I don't always take a bath but when I do
I don't always post about uninteresting things to attention seek oh wait
i don't always masturbate  but when i do
i don't always hold my farts in but when i do
I don't always post on facebook j/k I always post on facebook!
I don't always screw up a raid but when i do
I do not love often... but when i do
I dont always drink beer  but when i do i talk about how great i am
I Don't always call Kramer names But when I do
i dont always Wear A Condo on My Neck But When I do I wear One Because Im cashing Out
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT A GIRL OUT BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always work with the secret service But when I do
I DON'T USUALLY          LAUGH AT JOKES BUT WHEN I DO IT'S        ABOUT GETTING FINGERED
I dont always listen to dlk But when I do
I don't always combine memes but if her shoes light up she's too young for you bro.
I don't always do women but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS RUSH A FRATERNITY BUT WHEN I DO I RUSH DELTA CHI
I don't always get kicked in the teeth but when i do
i don't always play tank but if i do
i don't always go head to head vs. wild but when i do
I don't Always have my cake But when i do i eat it to
I don't usually go shopping but when i do
i don't always base my  attitude on how you treat me but when i do it's always
I USUALLY DO THINGS CORRECTLY
i don't always get lap dances from strippers but when i do
Not a lot of priests know what yolo means but when they do its a jserra
My flyers don't always Score two hat tricks
I don't always do a 75 underwater no breather but when i do
I don't Always talk on skype but when I do
i dont always trickshot
i dont always go to school dances but when i do
I don't always slay the lg's but when i do
I don't always flush but when i do
I don't always shave my beard but when i do
I don't always make meme's but when i do
I don't always play too much temple run But when I do
i don't always lose to the flyers but when i do it's on my home ice
I dont always have sex
I Don't alwayS spend 250 million dollars on one player But when I do it's Albert Pujols
One does not simply stop masturbating in the shower
i don't always leave the office early but when i do
i dont always trip balls But when i do i make sure to wear my superman cape
i don't always have a herpes but when i do
i Don't always have herpes but when i do
My black hole doesn't always have a jet but when it does
I don't always discipline players but when I do
i DON'T USUALLY GO INTO cITIZEN'S sQUARE bUT WHEN i DO
I dont always teach biology but when i do
i don't always drink beer but then again
so you think you are a hero? Can you take a machete to the face?
I DONT USUALLY GO TO CLASS
I do not always drink beer but when i do
I don't always call for tech support but when i do
I don't always drink beer but when I do
I don't Always Post on 9gag But when I do nobody give a shit
i don't always wear the same sweater but when i do
i don't always make this face but when i do it's turned into a meme
i don't always lose the game but when i do i make sure you lose too
i dont always do my hw but when i do i make sure its 30 min before its due
i don't always punch a hole in my friends door but when i do its because i have consumed a heavy amount of alcohol and he looks like big bird when i'm intoxicated
I don't always act tough But when I do it's behind a computer
i don't always voice my opinion
I dont always string ideas together but when I do
I DONT ALWAYS EAT JACQUES PEPINS FOOD BUT WHEN I DO IT IS AMAZING
i don't always skip class but when i do
I don't always work on my house.. But when I do a crackhead stripper crashed into it the day before..
I dont always use the racks when working out but when i do
I don't always launch Missiles and defy the world's powers But when I do I utterly fail
i don't always yell out yolo  but when i do
i don't always yell out yolo but when i do
I don't always make witty facebook statuses but when i do
i don't always masturbate in public but when i do
I dont always go to burger King... But when I do I see lots of aggie rings.
nicht immer ergeben sich gute spots zum reinschieben aber wenn
i dont always lose my jacket but when i do i make sure everyone knows about it
I DON'T ALWAYS BUY A PC GAME BUT WHEN I DO IT F****N NOT WORKS
I DON'T ALWAYS call for a coffee  but when i do
I don't always smoke cigarettes but when i do
I don't always comment on girls Facebook pictures But when I do they are Tattoed Asian whores
i don't always go to dubstep concerts but when i do
Big joe doesn't always get the shit beat out of him but when he does its because he's playing david backes
i dont always buy an expensive car  but when i do
I Don't Always Play Gears of War 3 But When I do. I melee Tickers
i dont always make unintresting memes but when i do
I don't always compare jim carrey to a troll but when I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS SMOKE CIGARETTES But when i do I'm wasted and smoke an entire pack to my face
i don't always learn my univ class but when i do it's for my catching up
i dont always play teemo but when i do i play him as a ward
I don't ALWAYS LAST LONG but when i do
i don't always care about what u say... but when i do
I don't always make an offer but when i do
We don't always touch but Everytime we do I get this feeling
I don't always skip classes
i don't always write bankruptcy finals
How does one join this.. lemon party..
I don't alway count my chickens but when i do it's before they've hatched
i dont always study but when i do i make sure it's max 1hour
i don't always make fake-ass profiles on facebook BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I CREATE A FAKE-ASS HOTMAILADRESS TO GO WITH THE SCAM
i don't always sit on my ass but when i do
i don't always open doors for women but when i do
I don't always stay up all nigh but when i do
i don't always make memes but when i do
i don't always make memes for 9gag but when i do
I dont always give b-day presents but when i do i make sure anyone knows your age
i don't always catch  mewto but when i do i use a masterball.
I don't always punch people in the face but when i do
i don't always watch netflix but when i do
I don't always play cod but when i do
i don't always claim i invented things but when i do
i don't always drop the soap but when i do
i don't always eat people but when i do
i don't always waste my money but when i do
i don't always go back in time but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GET A BONER IN CLASS BUT WHEN I DO I TRY THINKING ABOUT CARTOONS TO MAKE IT GO AWAY
I don't Always do coKe But when I do I inject it
I am not 'like a boss'... i am the boss.
I dont always play full premade but when i do
I don't always take it up the butt
I Dont always comment first but when I do i regret it
i don't always build furniture but when i do
I Dont always hate music but when i do im at a mission viejo school dance
i dont alway relate to posts here but when i do it's about people realising that they're ugly
I dont always dance to dubstep But when i do
i dont always use the wrong meme but  when i do i dont share it
I don't always shower
I don't always make memes
i dont always stay home on friday nights but when i do
I don't always dance with julia carpenter but when i do i get lucky
MY MAGIKARP DON'T ALWAYS USE SPLASH  BUT WHEN IT DOES
I don't always resign from the presidency but when i do
I dont always work alone but when i do i have to shit every hour
i don't always procrastinate but meh
i dont always type fast btu whne i do
I don't often move LRP to a new repo but when I do
I dont useualy raise my hand but when i do the teacher never pick me
I don't Always download music legally... but when i do
I don't always sleep but when i do
I usually don't talk to members that are denied 1095 waivers but when I do
i DON'T ALWAYS READ THE BOOK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always take it But when i do
I don't always send emails with attachments but when i do
I don't always cry but when I do
i don't always wash my hands after crap but when i do
i dont allways forget to do my homework but when i do my teacher actually collects it
I don't have a birthday everyday........ But when I do it rocks
I dont always watch movies  but when i do im drunk off my ass
i dont always get legendaries but when i do
I dont always date but when i do i always mention im in method
my teachers dont always let us work with partners but when they do im paired up with a dipshit
I don't always drive around but when i do i'm gettin' it
i don't usually give advice my dog does that
i DON'T ALWAYS WRITE MY OWN CODE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I dont always finish my sentences but when I do I
I DON'T ALWAYS DIAGNOSE MY FRIENDS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always Make Tactless Comments but when I do they're really bad
I don't always have a bowel movement when i do it's explosive diarrhea
I dont always tell cool stories
I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO METAL BUT WHEN I DO iT'S     DEMON HUNTER
I dont always look this good but when i do
I Don't always mumble.. But when I do
i dont usually fail math but when i do 
I usually Dont drink beEr But When i do
i don't always use terrible technology
I don't always see people i know in public but when i do i run run away
I DON'T ALWAYS GO ON FACEBoOK BUT WHEN I DO I JUST REad what other people did today
i dont always drink dos equis but when i do its dos equis
i don't always create pages but when i do-there's a client coming from google in a MINUTE
nope yes
I don't always make a toast but when i do its 'to the lost'
I dont always annoy amanda but when i do
i dont always annoy amanda but when i do
I don't always go to school but when i do
I dont always fap but when i do
im not always too lazy to brush my teeth but when i do
I don't always fap but when i do
i don't always have boners in class but when i do
I don't always visit the moroccan ambassador
I don't always want Pink to come to ut ...who am i kidding of course i always do
If you use the wRong temPlet when You're making memes You're gonna have a bad time
I don't always go ham... But when i do it's not on good friday
i dont always troll on facebook but when i do
I don't always wear UnDerwear When I do
I don't always reuse my jokes
I don't always encounter unexpected augmented sixth chords 'in the field' But when I do
I don't always vote
i don't always drink hard liquor
i don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always vomit out my ass But when i do it's because i ate at Hartwick
I don't always do things But when i do
I don't always Make a facebook status but when i do it takes me awhile to think of something good
I don't always bang but when i do
i don't always play tristana but when i do
I sentences mix don't up always do involved alcohol when I it but
i don't always assign 15 page essays
I dont always troll statuses on facebook But when I do
I don't always play aggressive but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS HAVE SEX WITH MARRIED WOMEN BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always say I failed But when I do i get an 80
i don't always run from police but when i do
i don't always butt dial 911 but when i do
I don't always see someone make a bad meme BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always test my code but when i do it's in production
I don't always think you're a moron UNTIl you end A sentence with 'just sayin'
I usually don't get hit by an arrow but  when i do
I don't always take the campus loop but when i do it stops at the ice arena for 20 minutes
I once visited the fountain of youth but i didnt drink from it
I dont always text but when i do i say 'k'
i don't always get high but when i do there's a dragon in my kitchen making rainbow salad
I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE YOU  BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always select language when i type captions but when i do
i don't always wear pinstripe suits but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE MONEY BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always get mt computer stolen But when I do
I don't always want to see my favorite band perform live but when i do
i don't always observe lent but St. Francis of Paola Does
i don't download big files often but when i do
I don't always have friends But when I do
i don't always freeride but when i do it's on 78a ew redthane
I don't always ask a girl out... But when i do she sits next to me in business computers
i don't always like to watch films with chuck norris but when i do i prefer return of the dragon
I don't always give a shit But when I do
I don't usually drink a beer but when i do
I don't always wear a condom but when i do
I don't always watch bruce lee films but when i do i prefer return of the dragon
Lebron doesnt always miss shots But when he does 
I don't always drink  but when i do i cant get home
my smoke alarms don't always go off but when they do it's at 0145
I don't always drive the road to success but when i do
I don't always buy condoms But when I do I buy the large ones to make me look cool
I don't always 'believe' in jesus but when i do gifts or candy is involved
i don't always go to colombia..  but when i do
i don't always set off the fire alarm in northumberland hall But when I do
I don't always ride v8 but when i do
I dont always click on memebase images but when i do
I don't always speak to my nephew brian.but when i do He shits
I don't always enjoy x-men but when i do
mike doesn't always come over but when he does he wanders upstairs
I don't always sit like this but when i do it's because someone used my meme wrong.
I don't always do cocaine But when i do
I Don't always look straight into the camera damn cataracts
i don't always look straight into the camera damn you cataracts
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH BENFICA BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE EVERYBODY KNOWS WHAT'S GOING ON
i dont always hear britney spears but when i do it's usually in the 90s
I don't always eat mushrooms but when I do
I don't always celebrate easter but when i do
I dont always wish people happy easter but when i do i expect chocolate
I don't usually fart but when i do
I dont always play runescape but when ido
I don't always want a girl friend but when i do its a man
i dont always speak but when i do u better be ready
i don't always use the phrase 'i see what you did there' but when i do
Girls dont always like me but when they do they are fat and ugly
One does not need to make sense all one needs is the shift
I don't always have a cake day but when i do
Girls don't always talk and ask me out but when they do happen to be in  another country
I don't always eat nutella but when i do
I don't always say 'I love you' but when I do
i dont always see a kid doing a tail whip on a scooter but when i do
hej jeg er den nye jakob holm
I don't always bail  but when i do i make up shitty excuses
i don't always force my girlfriends to get abortions
i dont always lift big weights.. just kidding.
i don't always fall off my scooter but when i do i break my arm in the process
I don't always spam skype messages but when i do
i dont always pass the ball but when i do....i dont
I don't usually hangout with romanians... but when I do they usually remind me how much they hate gypsies.
I don't always hike to Donny's Chapel But when I do
I dont usually play games But wHen i do i poWn noobs
I Don't always listen to skrillex
I dont always run
I dont always eat at moxie's for the hot waitreses but when i do i get the only guy waiter
I DON'T ALWAYS POST ON FACEBOOK
I don't always take pictures on the mirror but when i do 
i dont always play cod but when i do i through it away to play gears
I don't always order Little Caesar's Pizza but when i do
I don't always order Little Caesar's Pizza But when I do
I don't always vote but when i do
I don't always go running But when I do i let everyone know on facebook
I don't always look away in movies
Im not always sick But when i am
i don't always troll facebook with memes but when i do
I don't always go to Applebee's  But when I do
i dont always forget the bottom text
I do not always train but when i do
I DONT USUALLY WATCH A MOVIE BUT WHEN I DO 
i don't drink that often but when i do
i don't always give girls a drink but when i do
aLL I DO is sit here AND THEY STILL PAY ME
i dont always eat meat on good friday but when i do
I don't always eat beef But when I do
i dont usually get drunk and drive my car but when i do i make sure the police can see me
I dont usually sit like this but when i do
I DO NOT ALWAYS FEEL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always conquer villages in the name of teb But when i do....oh wait...yes i do!
i dont always log onto fb on other peoples compter but when i do
Im not always negative but when i am
I don't always start a new job but when i do
i don't always read books but when i do it's for the movie that just came out
we dont always get star questions right
I dont always tag but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS HIT THE B BUTTON BY ACCIDENT BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always run. but when I do
I don't always do dr.G's math homework ...
I don't always get involved in a gunfight but when I do
I don't always eat tradition's chcken but when i do
I dont usually post pictures on Fb But when i do its a webcam pic of something random as fk
I don't always Teach english but when i do
i don't always kill people But when i do
I don't always buy $12 arkaik tees but when i do
I don't always hit straight down But when i do i play it cool
I don't always look at memes but when i do i waste the day
i'm not always the most interesting man in the world but when i am
In A.M.
I don't always do mediocre stuff but when i do
i don't always make the same mistake twice but when i do
i don't always ask everyone i know for painkillers but when i do it's because i got hit by a car and didn't go to the hospital
I Don't always walk into mordor but when i do
I don't always play with action figures but when i do i have the green ranger
I don't always go to concerts but when i do
i don't always have problems with my gmail but when i do
i dont always finish things but when i do
I dont always text and drive But when I do
i don't always ask everyone i know for painkillers but when i do it's because i got hit by a caR and didn't go to the hospital
we don't always make a serious decision but when we do
i dont always run out of toilet paper but when i do
I don't always follow sports  But when I do I always follow the best team
I don't always jerk off before going to bed No
I don't always raise my hand in class but when i do
i don't always go to the toilet in the middle of class but when i do
I don't always get a boner in class But when i do
I don't always touch little girls But when i do
i don't always sing earth
i dont always fart in bed but when i do its impossible not to smell it and rate it out of 10
I don't always watch dtv but when i do
i don't always go to the hairdresser but when i do: ELENA
I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE MY CELL PHONE BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE mCQ TEST...BUT WHEN I DO THE CHOICES ARE  (A)800 (B)800 (C)800 (D)ALL THE ABOVE
I don't always finish my sentances but when i do i....
I don't always tear up at the movies But when i do
i dont always bring snacks BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE NOT TO BRING  TURKEY AND SWISS WRAPS
I dont always get points but when i do
Like you
damn harley riders... making guys with beards look like dirty bikers.
i dont always have to sneak a fart in an expensive eatery but when i do
I don't always study for tests but when i do
I don't always listen to internet radio but when I do
I DON'T USUALLY EAT SNO-CONES
I dont always think about danika but when i do
I don't always have to pee But when I do
i rarely waste time talking with republicans
I don't Always see girls at damien But when i do its a teacher
he once made Chuck norris cry
I don't always upload pictures to facebook  but when i do
i don't always have to take a shit but when i do the bus leaves in 5 minutes
I dont always single handedly edit entire broadcasts the day before But when i do
i dont always but when i do
I don't always get a solo in the music show but when I do
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I dont always get a window seat on a plane But when i do
i dont always change my pose but when i do i wait until you scroll away
in class women DON'T ALWAYS talk to me but when they do it's about borrowing stationary
I don't always get sick but when i do
I don't always get sick but when i do i milk it for all it's worth
i don't always get sick but when i do i milk it for all it's worth
I Don't always drink at stillhouse tavern but when I do
I don't always eat shoko bons but when i do
I dont alway go to the dentist... but when i do i shit my pants
i dont always talk to candles but when i do
i don't always drink milk... but when i do
i dont always take naps but when i do im still tired
i see you posted a picture of your spaghetti you must be a gourmet chef
I don't always go to bed with an itchy ass but when i do
i dont always get girlfriends but when i do they last for a day
I don't always ask for a pepsi but when i do
I don't always blow on my hot food  But when I do
i dont always bore people by complaining about work but when i do i make sure its julian
I don't Always Own My sister But when I do
i don't always play call of duty but when i do i don't stop
i'm 10 minutes later because of the tardy table
Im not always told to back but when i am its when everyone else is rowing
i don't always get educated... but when i do
I don't always post on my facebook wall... but when i do
I don't always craft but when I do
I don't always go to the scurve but when i do i get sick.
I dont always kill people but when i do i make sure to yell opdf after it
I DON'T ALWAYS BUY SUITS.. BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always get bad nosebleeds but when I do
I don't always domy homework in another class but when i do
I don't always start a riot But when I do
If your going Cry about your Hangover! you don't have the balls to hang with hallzy!!
i don't always go to study hall but when i do
i don't always go to study hall but when i do
i don't always go to study hall  but when i do
I don't always hit on girls but when i do
I don't always Go to quad but when i do it's because somebody paid me
i don't always work late but when i do
i dont always post a status evry 5 minutes but when i do
I don't always go to mcdonalds but when i do
I don't always predict the future but when i do shit happens
I DON'T ALWAYS POSE FOR MEMES.. BUT WHEN I DO
i don't usually grant root access but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS KNOW QUOTATIONS.. BUT 'WHEN IN ROME'..
I don't always dip but when i do
I don't always go hard but when i do
i don't always play squash but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS READ BOOKS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S JUST THE SPARKNOTES
I dont always have sex but when i do i eat boner pills
I don't often travel through time but when i do
I dont always play COD But When I do
I don't always download shitty games but when i do
i dont always drink margaritas with beers in them... but when i do....i use my gun as the straw
normally i'm healthy
I dont eat mc donald's all the time
I DON'T ALWAYS WIN AT WORDS WITH FRIENDS BUT WHEN i DO
I DON'T ALWAYS STUDY IN THE ENGG LIBRARY BUT WHEN I DO I LEGALLY DIE OF HYPOTHERMIA
I don't always have a super sloppy SIGNATURE
i dont always vote AT THE USGP SENATOR ELECTIONS BUT WHEN I DO I VOTE FOR TRAVIS MARSHALL
I don't always program asas but when i do i use them as routers
i dont always catch a nut before i go to sleep but when i do it takes me forever
i don't always make memes but when i do they're racist
I don't always do well in physics
i don't always go skydiving at 3am but when i do
I Don't Always make memes but when i do
I don't always stalk basketball players but when i do it brian scalabrine
heyyyyyy nommmmmmeeeeeeeeeeee ouussssseeee ki couvarte !
who cares about dukes and improper trial by formula Just focus on how handsome i am and come visit my winery
I don't always watch hockey but when I do I laugh at peter laviolette when he has to pay a $10
I don't always wipe my ass when I've pooped but when I do
I don't always smoke weed but when i do
i don't always have alzheimer but i don't always alzheimer
I dont always open my sunroof But when i do the sun is right in my damn eyes
I don't always brush my teeth but when i do
I Don't always pretend what your woman says is interesting but when I do
i dont always ask for a girls hand but they're only 18 for so long
I don't always pay for winrar but when i do
i don't always beat my wife but when i do i deliver a back hand
I don't always get made fun of but when i do
I don't always work 40 hours a week but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GET GOOD GRADES BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS USE THE ELVATOR BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always use the elevator but when i do
i dont always do my music assignment but when i do
i don't always go to the armory
I don't always run But When I do
I Don't Always complain about debakey.. oh wait. yes i do. and i made a meme page dedicated to it.
I'm not always the last person out of the restroom But i always turn the lights out when i leave
i don't always sell multivitaimins but when i do
i'm not always a gynaecologist but when i am
I don't always do my homework But when I need to do
I dont always play bf3 but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY BF3 BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always decide to cross the street BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always want to be talked to but when I do
i dont alwats pose for pictures but when i do
i don't always pose for pictures but when i do
i don't always kick ass but when i do
multivitamins are made from my dandruff
I don't always sing metal songs but
I don't always invite you out to do the most interesting things in the world with me but when i do
he doesn't always show up for kt's but
I don't always think i have plenty of time but when i do i'm late
I don't always april fool people but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS USE A CONDOM BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always do meme offs
I dont always lose in the semifinals of the NCAA tournament
i don't always use sex panther
I don't always floor it on a green light but when i do
I DON`T ALWAYS HAVE A HANGOVER bUT WHEN i DO
i dont always make exam papers but when i do
i  don't  always  spell  'interesting' wrong but when i do
I dont always get 0 votes on my post but when I do
i don't always study on a sunday but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE A DUMP ON THE FLOOR BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always like local meme pages on facebook but when i do most people find them obscure aND UNFUNNY
Chuck norris you say yeah
I Don't always cheer for UK But when i do
I don't always have to pee on road trips But when i do
I Don't always stub my toe but when i do
Chuck norris you say yeah
i don't always stare at you like this  but when i do i'm staring into your soul
I don't always get EMBARRASSED but when i do
i don't always go skating on the pond but when i do
I'm not always the last person out of the restroom but when I am
i dont always wear safety glasses but when i dont i get hurt
I DON'T ALWAYS OPEN FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always do what i do But when i do i do it
I don't always go ham But when I do it's not on good friday
I don't always jack off but when i do
I don't always ask a girl to prom but when i do
I don't always go to clubs... ...but when I do
i'm not always right but when i'm right
One day i ate a hamster It was awesome
But when I do
I'm not always sexy
I don't always throw an Error But when I do I prefer to throw 'sysclk not ready
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT MY FEELINGS BUT WHEN I DO
I dOn't always go in clubs but when i go 
I don't always turn off the light But when i do
I'm not always this awesome but when I am i can't hear you
im not always a particle physicist but when i am
i don't always repeat myself but when i don't... see what i did there?
i'm not always self aware but when i am.... wait what?
I don't always smile but when i do it's because i'm up to no good
I don't always play Gears of War... But when I do
i don&#180;t always have sleeping problems but when i do
i don't always do other peoples homework but when i do i'd better understand that shit
I Don't Always Get Away With Murder But When I Do
Rezistance doesn't always win but wheN... oh wait yes they do
i dont always do memes but im sure to use this guy
I don't always play the mega millions lotto but when i do
i dont always make 9gag post but when i do
I am not always small but when i am
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always have sex with twins.... But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS WIN THE LOTTO BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always go to fRench contests but when i do
i dont normally watch roots  but when i do
i don't always go to class but when i do
i don't always eat dried apricots but when i do
I dont always do things but when i do im going to take a nap
I don't always do the pdp but when I do I get confused
I don’t always buy interactive white boards but
I don't always break up but when i do i never get over it
I dont always have an erection but when i do...i'm at a funeral
I don't always think about the game but when i do
one does not simply use the wrong meme
I didn't always call her bAby But when I did
he once solved a   rubiks cube with his beard
I don't always stuy for exam but when i do
I don't always throw up ghetto gang signs but when I do I try to look ultra white
i DONT ALWAYS ADD HOT GIRLS AS FRIENDS bUT WHEN I DO
I don't always fix things that aren't broken but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS GET PROVEN WRONG BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always Se^xxdx
I dont always do my homework at the last minute BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always frek out when my biology professor talks about peacocks
i don't always freak out when my biology professor talks about peacocks
I Dont always vomit on people But when i do
I don't always use this meme But when i do i don't know what to do with it
i don't usually fap to fat girls on the internet but when i do i make sure to erase the chronic of my browser
I dont always follow a car with a tv But when i do i make it my life's goal to figure out what they're watching
i don't always fail exas
i don't usually stop eating when there is food in front of me but when I do
i don't always stop to talk to strangers but when i do
I don't always play online games But when i do people blow up my notifications on facebook
I don't always vote for mitz but when i do
i don't usually miss someone but when i do
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always go to bed but when i do
I dont always party on boats But
Everyone think of god as a man You can't help it - Santa was a man
i dont always talk to CJ but when i do i get a pounding headache
I don't always stop at yellowhammer's table but when i do
I dont always drink beer never mind
I don't always study but when i do
I don't always burst into hysterical laughter but when I do
i don't always forget what this meme is but when i do
BEAR GRYLLS Stay thirsty my friend..need you here in 3 minutes
I don't always remember people's name but when i do is the wrong one
i dont always try hard but when i do i try hard like skinner
nie zawsze śmieszą mnie teksty kubika na fejsbuku ale gdy mnie rozśmieszą
I DOn't usually Cry but when i do
i don't always use Preparation H but when I do
I don't always take a stand But when I do
im not always this drunk but when i am i drank xx
I Dont ALways Smoke Hookah but when i do i go through 100 coals in 3 days
I don't Always use the word 'bifurcation' But when I do
i don' always go to school but when i  do
I DON'T USUALLY MAKE EXCUSES OH WAIT I ACTUALLY ALWAYS DO
I dont always make a funny coment in class But when I do...noone listens
i dont always listen to pop music but when i do
i don't always have sex with my wife but when i do i'm thinking of your wife
i don't always drink dos xx but when i do i make enough money to have you killed
i don't always understand math but when i do it's theoretical physics
I don't always have sex but when i do
I dont always pretend to be a hipster but when I do
I dont always buy chinsse but when i do i get diarreah
i don't usually go to school
i don't always party with muslims but when i do
I DON&#180;T ALWAYS PLAY BASKETBALL BUT WHEN I DO
I don't Always go to class But When i do there's a test
i dont always have money but when i do i spend it on shit
I don't always vote for norris winners but when i do
i dont always have money but when i do i spend it on shit
I'm not always in love but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE POSTS BUT WHEN I DO - IT'S WISDOM
I dont always train my runescape skills but when i do i get my levels in a day or two
I don't always have sex But when i do
Im not always late for work but when i am i make up for it by leaving early
I don't always smoke blunts but when I do
I don't always give board reports but when I do I have nothing to say
I DON'T ALWAYS REMEMBER YOUR BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't alwaY ask people to prom But when I do
I don't always masturbate
I don't always follow tech Data but when i do
i dont hate kids but when i do its because they stop in the middle of the hallway
we don't always make it to nationals but when we do
I don't pull all nighters often but when i do
I Don't always level but when i do
i don't always smell my own farts... but when i do they smell like fine leather and gigars.
i don't always smell my own farts but when i do
I dont always attend my 9am lecture but when i do
I doN't always quoTe links but when I do they're screamers
I don't always get on the computer to do homework
I dont always call but wen i do
I dont always pay attention in class but when i do
i dont usually get a random boner but when i do
i dont always give a shit about trayvon martin but when i do i really dont
I Don't Always Go To Frat Parties
I'm not always bored but when i am
I don't always lose But when I don't I say I don't game plan for regular season
y u no make meme with the rigth picture
i dont always make meme but when i do... i forget what i was going to make
i don't always steal cardboard cutouts of myself but when i do
i don't always visit your mom in the night but when i do
I don't always use my freebox as a wall clock but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS SAY 'I DON'T ALWAYS SAY' BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always play facebook Games but when i do
i don't normally shut down laptops
i rarely playfloorball but when i do
i dont always count  but when i do its to p074t03
I DON'T ALWAYS DESTROY A MEME'S TEMPLATE.. BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT ALWAYS GO TO THE USA  BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I DONT HAVE A HOST FAMILY
I don't always criticize my peers on their improper use of capitalization and punctuation
I DONT ALWAYS SMOKE CRACK BUT WHEN I DO IT'S DOS CRAQIES
I don't always sleepwalk but when I do
I don't always have sexual fantasies about hockey players but when i do
I don't Always scissor But when i do
I don't always have a birthday but when I do
I dont always chew gum during class But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LEAVE EARLY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always listen to music But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK DOS EQUIS But when i do
I don't always go into space But when i do
i don't always run politics but when i do
I don't always do things but when i do
XX FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN'T SPELL
i don't always use speeds but when i do
AMERICAN EXPRESS WAS NOT CONSIDERED PRIME UNTIL HE APPLIED FOR ONE
i don't always score goals in fifa but when i do
i dont always get tattoos but when i do
I don't always upvote But when I do I don't..
I DONT ALWAYS GET ON THE LOAD BUT WHEN I DO
I don&#180;t always break my rear shock but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS fall inlove but when i do
I don't usually post on 9gag but when i do
I don't always play music but when I do I play it on my 48GB Samsung Galaxy S II
I don't always use session musicians to make my name but when i do they'll never get the credits
i don't aways use akimbo but then i do
i dont always have operations but when i do
i don't always go to sleep early but when i do
I don't always like someone but when i do
i don't always give birthday wishes but when i do
I don't always eat but when i do
I dont always run a waste cycle... But when i do
i'm not always a hipster but when i am
I DON'T ALWAYS LOOK AT GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO THEY'RE LESBIANS
I don't Always mistype my password but when i do
i don't always think i'm funny. but when I do
one does not simply use the wrong template
i don't always study for bio tests but when i do
I dont always comment on facebook statuses
I don't always talk to BYU graduates but when I do i ask for extra fries
i don't always click refresh  But when i do
I don't always make a long post but when i do
i don't always see but when i do
I don't usually do house cleaning but when I do... content missing
I don't always borrow money but when i do
I don't always punch my sister but i will
I DO NOT SNIFF THE COKE I ONLY SMOKE THE SENSIMILLA
I don't always play olympic men's field hockey but when i do
i dont always tweet pornstars but when i do its riley steele
i dont always study but when i do
IS THIS A GOOD TIME TO TELL YOU I FORGOT MY WALLET
i don't always study but when i do
I'm walking down the street update social networking sites to show how interesting i am
i dont always eat children
i dont always ask my father for money but when i do
I don't always use spell check but when i do
i don't always have problems but when i do i have 99 of them
I don't always like dos equis But when I do
I don't always read comments on reddit But when I do
i dont always buy new champions  but when i do
I don't always talk to shunter jeremy but when I do I rub his bald head for luck
I don't always watch the hunger games but when i do
I don't always have E.d. but when i do
I don't always act like i know everything but when i do i embarrass you in front of everyone
i don't usually gaze into the abyss but when i do
I don't always sit on facebook ...oh wait
i dont always study for exams but when i do
I don't always start on the downbeat but when i do
i don't always drink beer but when the price falls
i don't always have to answer my front door but when i do
found dead
I Don't always take my essays seriously but when i do
I don't always do good science but it's always better than cory's
son...you need to take a seat and calm down.
I dont always color my hair But when i do
I don't always crap but when i do
I don't always care about metal But when i do nothing else matters
i don't always serve but when i do I calserve
I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR BLAZERS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always exercise But when I do i post about it on facebook
I dont always hate the chinese but when i do
I don't always laugh at memes but when i do
I don't ALWAYS LAUGH AT MEMES BUT WHEN I DO THEY ARE RACIST
I'm not always Gay But when I am
JA NEGOVORIM UVEK PO JUGOSLOVENSKOM JEZIKU ALI KADA PROGOVORIM
I DONT ALWAYS PLAY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always walk outside late at night But when i do
i don't always get tattoos but when i do i get them on my face of my face. i have seven
I don't always storm the court with IU but when i do
I don't ALWAYS THROW PARTIES BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SEX BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always vote for the vitaminwater peoples choice award but when i do
I don't always recruit people But when i do
i dont always drink twisted tea but when i do it's out of a camping chair
I don't always skip things But when i do
I don't always cross the street but when i do
i dont always generate memes but when I do
I don't always drive But when i do
I Dont always tell people to sit down but when i do i have moved their chair
He was once wrestled a 20 foot ANACONDA  he found out he was just masturbating
i dont always have amazing fb statuses but when i do there from good fb status.com
i don't allways play sc2 but when i do i make sure to get platinum
i dont always jump off a tower but when i do there`s a hay stack under
i dont always jump off a tower but when i do
I dont always think u are retarded but when i do i dont
I don't always call a quad but when i do
I don't always want to vote for a post on 9gag but when i do
I don't always push my fingers into my eyes But when i do it slowly stops the ache
I don't always take pictures but when i do
i dont always sleep with fat girls when im drunk but when i do my name is hunter boothe
I DONT ALWAYS walk around whistling BUT WHEN I DO ITS FRIDAYS LAST HOUR AT WORK
I dont always not do my language arts homework but when i do
Yuwen: i dont always figure things out but when i do i tend to make them pervy
I don't always hang out with you but when I do
i dont always use condoms but when i do  i prefer snicker wrappers
i don't always go to d.h. hill but when i do
I DOn't always get bbm messages But when i do
i don't always have sex with lindsay lohan but when i hrghgggrrrhhhh. no. she's gross.
GUARANTEED TO NEVER GET LAID
I don't always have cheat days but when i do
I don't always listen to Metallica But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS NOT THINK WHAT YOU THINK THAT I THINK BUT WHEN I DO I SHIT BRICKS
i don't always listen to the radio BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have time to drink during mist but when i do it's the halal 'sierra mist'
I Dont always play basketball but when i do i make wide open lay-ups
I don't always turn up to work but when i do
I DON'T ALWAY TALK TO JIM BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE FUN OF HIM
I DON't always show up to meetings but when i do
i don't always say 'but when i do' but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS FIRE PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE THEY DON'T THINK
I don't Always do insane 12 mile obstacle courses but when I do it is tough mudder 2012 with team rfs
I don't always go to exams but when i do i have higher score than the person i copied from
i don't always make memes but when i do
i don't always miss the school but when i do i make sure it will be best schoolday ever
i don't always test my code but when i do i do it in production
I dont always Run away from enemies in skyrim But when I do
I don't always say something funny But when I do
i Don't always make a post wit bad luck brian meme but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE HIGHSCORES BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always make memes but when i do i don't know what to say
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE HIGHSCORES IN GAMES BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always call people but when i do i call the ghost busters
I don't always go swimming but when i do i go in the pool on top of the g building
I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE MSG BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always go in the kitchen but when i do
I don't always talk to democrats but when i do
I don't always tolerate memes but when i do
i don't always herp but when i do
I don't always sneeze during exams but when i do
i don't always make it to the main page but when i do im gone within a day
I DON'T USUALLY USE THE INTERNET BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have sex with men but when i do
i dont always talk about the referee but when i do it's because i lost the game
i don't always have a downswing but when i do i run break even
I don't always speak in paradoxes But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT THE BOX  BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always get podded but when i do its in empire with +5s
I dont usually go on adventure but when i do i take an arrow to the kee
I don't always pick up But when i do
i dont always talk but when i do
I dON'T ALWAYS SING THE SONG THAT NEVER ENDS... bUT WHEN i DO
I don't always talk to guys named john but when i do it's a malanchuk
i don't always check the weather but when i do i go to facebook
I don't always vote But when i do its not for obama
I DON'T ALWAYS POST A SONG ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always Complete Mass Effect 3 But when I do my shep lives
We don't always beat india But when we do
i don&#180;t always get drunk but when i do i make sure i hit every damn thing on my way home
i don&#180;t always get high but when i do
i dont always get high but when i do i start crying lol
i dont always drink but when i do
I don't always miss class but when I do
i'm not always nice to girls but when i am i get friendzoned
I dont always get annoyed at people but when i do
I dont always do what I dont what I cant But when I do i can do what I dont do
I don't go out drinking very often
It's not always my birthday But when it is
I don't always drink blood but when i do i drink christian baby's blood
i don't always drink beer because my preferences are neither stable nor consistent
i dont always make memes but when i do...they are SLIGHTLY funny
I don't always go to the library but whn i do i get nothing done
i don't always drive a car but when i do
I don't always listne to drugs but when i do
I dont always care about aFrican children
I don't always take shit from you people just ask your girlfriend
I don't always Write my email address wrong But When i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LOOK AT AT PHOTOS OF GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always play league of legends but when i do
i dont always sell back my textbooks for cash but when i do
i don't always schedule photo shoots but when i do
i don't always do my work
One does not simply use the proper character whilst making a meme
I don't always fart in the hall But when I do
girls dont always ask me if im gay but when they do im sure to leave with their number
i dont always take the drive thru but when i do i eat the french fries
I don't always Get high  But when I do
I don't always roll in the deep But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS STRIKE BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY FOR MY SCHOLARITY BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always procrastinate but when i do
i dont always sleep with children but when i do there 16..jealous?
I don't always make memes but when i do
I don't always look things up  BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have something to say so i just start posting random memes to facebook
I DONT ALWAYS PLAY GTA BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always LOL But when I do
im not always right  but when im wrong...im right
I don&#180;t always say 'Pick up the soap' but when i do
im not always fat but when i am im kolt
I doN't always add id attributes to my html tags but when i do i make them the same as the tag and uppercase the first letter
i dont always play guitar but when i do
I dONT always fart loud  but when i do
i don't always make memes but when i do
i don't always go to bed with a itchy butt but when i do
i dont always scrim l4d2 but when i do
I don't always pass the cargo you'll do it for me!           Get my cargopass-ed ASAP!
I dont always pick Garen But whan I do
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO GOLDEN CORRAL BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always watch you undress but when I do
I don't always post statuses on Facebook but when I do
i dont always meet chris hansen but when i do.... i swear i only wanted to talk
I Don't always friend people on facebook but when i do
I don't always show up for zero period newspaper but when i do
O FPmy s;esud etoye 
I don't always Masturbate But when i do
I don't always chime in But when I do
i don't always get laid but when i do
i don't always pms but when i do
I don't always use public bathrooms but when i do
I don't always look for rich Stuck up women but when i do
I don't always think of scary things BUt when I do
I don't always pretend to have money but when i do
I don't always make a group but when i do
i don't always send memes to friends but when i do i send them to the future
I don't always cut in the lunch line but when I do
I don't always leave my keys on the Table but when I do
I Don't always go and see 3d movies but when i do
I don't always catalyze international activism but when i do
i don't always make fun of people posting from reddit to facebook but when i do
i dont always shit on the floor but when i do
I don't aways put hot sauce on my food but when i do its tapatio
i don't always think about killing people but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DO HOMEWORK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have sex but when i do we're not protected
I Don't see why this commercial is so famous
i dont always have a mid-life crisis but when i do
i don't always get leg injuries but when i do
I don't always care about chidren in uganda but when i do its fake ones
i don't always have a log in password but when i do
I dont always play world of warcraft but when I do
I don't always start a facebook argument but when i do
I may not know what love is but i know what it ain't
I don't always host a BBq But when I do
i don't always feel funny but when i do it's because i drank too much cough syrup
MY BATTERIES IN MY CONTROLLER DON'T ALWAYS DIE WHEN I'M PLAYING ONLINE BUT WHEN THEY DO
I do not always win in march madness but when i do
saya jarang sekali bawa sim sekalinya bawa sim
i don't always see what you did but when i do it's always there
i don't always masturbate in public but when i do  i﻿ think about ugandan children
I DONT ALWAYS READ NOVELS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink grape kool-aid But when i do it's at my black friend's house
I don't always
I don't always drink moonshine bUT WHEN I DO IT'S USUALLY AT MY ALBANIAN FRIENDS HOUSE AND THEY ARE TRYING TO TEACH ME TO PLAY THE 'cifteli'.
I dont always play team fortress 2 but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS TAKE A SHIT BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always try my best but when i do
i don't always hang around with guys wearing kilts but when i do...i make sure its tom long
I DON'T ALWAYS GET 70-MILLION YOUTUBE VIEWS IN A DAY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always lose to a 15 seed team but when i do
but when I do
i don't always make millions off of scams but when i do
i dont always bursh my teeth but when i do
I don't always smoke but when I do
I don't always RDP but when I do
I don't always eat vegatables..... But when I do
So you say you are going to Tough Mudder But did you sign up
I don't always match mlg pros but when i do
i dont always leave bitches but when i do
i don't always get involved in politics but when i do
I dont always rob people But when I do i make sure to wear sweatpants.
i don't usually shop at victoria's secret but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT BBQ BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always eat vegetables but when I do
I don't always do homework But when I do
your mom she's tight
I dont always wake up but when i do
I don't always root for the angels oh who am i kidding. look at the other so cal options!
dos equis on my lips is like magicjack to my ears
i DON'T ALWAYS CHOOSE CHARMANDER BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always go to quiz bowl But when I do i make sure to hands darsow
I dont always mess around but when i do
i don't always throw money down the toilet
I don't always make love to lobsters but when i do it's pretty god damn awesome
i don't always use crap grammar but when i do i make sure its very much easier for you to understand
I dont always opt in but when i do
one does not simply walk down park place during election time and not get mugged by a pirate or a banana
I DON'T ALWAYS COMMENT ON A POST BUT WHEN I DO 9GAG REMOVES IT
I don't always vote for nhs president but when i do
i don't always eat doubles  but when i do i get shittins
I don't always do your mom because she's my wife
I don't always shave my beard but when i do
I don't always eat lasagna but when i do
I don't always have atomic breath But when i do
I DON'T ALLWAYS PLAY POKEMON BUT WHEN I DO I CATCH 'EM ALL
I dont always smoke weed  But when i do i make sure its from someone with aids
I don't always have code reviews but when I do
I doN't always talk to paki's But when i do it's because i'm at wal-mart
I usually don't laugh at 9gag posts But when i do
I don't always drive a talking Trans Am But when I do it's named KITT
I don't always have a crush but when i do
I don't always camp but when i do
I Dont always post in club soda but when i do i troll hard
i don't always abduct children but when i do i frame a black guy
i don't always misuse memes but when i do
i don't always use memes as my profile picture oh wait
I dont always make memes but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS THROW PARTIES BUT WHEN I DO NOBODY'S ACTUALLY INVITED
I Don't always complain about war But when i do it's only when gas prices are high
I DONT ALWAYS VOTE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always curse but when I do
i dont always have a chopper but when i do
I don't always post to reddit but when i do i get downvotes in the hundreds
I don't always see the queue this empty
i don't always drink beer
I don't always have high morale but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS LOOK AT THE CAMERA BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always smoke meth but when i do
i don't always sleep but when i do
i don't always drink pabst... just kidding.       i do.
I don't uSually study But when i do
I don't always take a shit but when i do
I don't always save state but when i do
i don't always stay thirsty but when i'm thirsty
I don't always deploy on friday but when I do i deploy 2 two apps before conference
i dont always fap  but when i do 
i don't always get rickrolled but when i do
i dont always talk to 342 freinds i have on fb but when i do its to tell them happy birthday
I DON'T ALWAYS SLEEP BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always fight chuck norris but when i do
I dont always make memes about peoples birthdays but when i do
I don't always use public restrooms but when i do
he! himself! IMPREGNATED virgin mary!
I dont always creep people on facebook  but when i do i make sure to download your pictures and send them to my friends
i don't always look sad but when i do i look old
I DON'T ALWAYS STUDY BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always want to punch pete schusters face in but actually i do
I don't always watch tv but when I do it's always FUNimation
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A FEW X'S BUT WHEN i DO i PREFER TO WIN TIC TAC TOE
I DON'T ALWAYS HEAR ABOUT KONY 2012 BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER WHEN THEY INCLUDE THE uGANDAN GOVERNMENT & SUDANESE USE OF CHILD PROSTITUTES & SOLDIERS
I DONT ALWAYS UPDATE FACEBOOK But when i do
I don't always go to bed with socks on but when i do
i don't always mmorpg BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER xfire TO RECORD MY EPICNESS
i DON'T ALWAYS play mmorpg bUT WHEN i DO i PREFER TO LEVEL O MATIC
i DON'T ALWAYS WATCH OLDER KUNG FU MOVIES BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER BRUCE LEE BEATING CHUCK NORRIS
I DON'T ALWAYS SEARCH FOR PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER TO FIND CHUCK NORRIS
I DON'T ALWAYS PRACTICE MARTIAL ARTS BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER SHAOLIN STYLE
I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE POETRY BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER IT TO BE EPIC
I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE SONNETS BUT WHEN I DO i PREFER SHAKESPEAREAN STYLE
i DON'T ALWAYS GET X'S BUT WHEN i DO i WIN AT TIC TAC TOE
i don't always use y u no but when i do
i don't always use the willy wonka meme but when i do i prefer delicious sarcasms
i don't always feel pretty but when i do i prefer to be witty and fun
i don't always vote but when i do i elect the president
I don't always troll but when i do I'm not even trolling yet
i don't always go on meme generator but when i do I prefer the most interesting man in the world
i don't always google people but when i do i prefer to google myself
i don't always check women out but when i do their doing it back
i don't always rpg but when i do i own
i don't always pm someone but when i do their reply is instant
i don't always give this look but when i do women melt
I don't always start conversations but when i do people wish to hear more
i don't always speed but when I do
i don't always talk to officers but when i do I'm questioning them
I don't always go to jail but when I do I'm visiting
i don't always wear a suit but when i do it's hell of a suit
i don't always say chuck norris  but when I do it's to his face
i don't always strike an epic pose but when i do it's epic
i don't always write poetry but when i do i rival shakespeare
i don't always listen to abrasive music but when i do i prefer to listen in an objective manner
i don't always listen to fast rap but when i do i prefer tongue twista
i don't always watch strong man contests but when I do I prefer mark kirsh
I don't always ruin sex
I don't always stop talking in the middle of a sentence
I DON't ALWAYS COMPLETE MY SENTENCES
I DON't ALWAYS COMPLETE MY SENTENCES
i don't always procrastinate but when i do i still get an a
i don't always hands things in late but when i do i smile about it
i don't always use memes but when i do it is properly done
i don't always procrastinate but when i do i prefer the last minute
I don't always like my friends but when i do
I don't always use drop shadows but when I do
i don't always cook but when i do
i dont always stop my story but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TREAT MYSELF TO EATING OUT BUT WHEN I DO
I don't alway get a laptop upgrade but when i do it's a downgrade
but when i do
I don't often talk politics BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always make sense But when i do
i don't normally fill out brackets but when i do
I dont always perform improv comedy but when I do
i dont always have breaks from school but when i do i forget my xbox
I DON'T OFTEN TALK POLITICS
I don't always jerk off but when I do
I don't always beat my meat but when i do
I don't always choose barcelona But when i do i chip it over the goalkeeper with messi
I Don't always get sucked But when i get
I don't always shit my pants but when i do it smells really bad
i don't Always Do But when i do i don't
I don't always get drunk but when i do
I don't always rig elections BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS STOP JOSEPH KONY BUT WHEN I DO
i DON'T ALWAYS HAVE SEX bUT WHEN I DO
I don't always talk shit about someone but when i do
i don't always text someone but when i do
i dont always buy things after school but when i do i put the RECEIPT in my  pencil case
I don't always play the game but when i do
I dont always create a new way to pirate But when i do i make sure pirate is in the title
i don't always have an awesome night out but when i do
I DONT ALWAYs DRINK  BUT WHEN I DO I TURN INTO LEE
I dont always go dancing but when i do i tend to wear a cinderella slipper
I don't always steal kids but when i do
I dont always wipe my ass But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE HOUR LONG SEX SESSIONS BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE BUT WHEN I DO
but when i do
i dont always celebrate my birthday but when I do
I don't always split marines but when i do
i don't always spread creep but when i do
i don't always call you but when i do
I Don't always watch horror movies But when I do
KONY... WHO IS THIS KONY MAN YOUS SPEAK OF I MUST SHAKE HIS HAND
I DON'T ALWAYS CHEAT IN VIDEO GAMES BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS CHEAT IN COD BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always say 'meh.' But when i do
I dont always rant about my philosophical or political opinions on facebook but when i do
I don't normal like your facebook statuses  But when I do
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I don't always make a misplay but when i do i accedently let my opponent know
i don't always tell you that i love you
I don't always say really gay shit But when i do i make sure it's over the line.
I don't always watch anime But when I do
I don't alway correct others but when I do it's a grammatical error on facebook
I don't always talk politics but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE A REPORT BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always go to class but when i do
I don't always smoke for the first time but when I do
I don't Always Coach nationally televised games But when i do
I don't always find men attractive but when I do
i dont always ban idiots but when i do
i have beer but u dont
I don't always go to dubious Websites But when I do
I Don't AlwaYs forget memes ideas  but when i do
INTERESTING HOW much he loves you
I don't always try to stop kony
I don't always endorse PresIdential candidates But when I do
I don't always go to waldameer but when i do
I don't always make presents but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS STAND IN FIRE BUT WHEN I DO IT WIPES THE RAID
I don't always cook But when i do
i don't always take a picture of myself but when i do
i don't always masturbate  but when i do i think of your mom
Knows what amigo means speaks Spanglish
i don't always do it  but when i do
I don't always tell Jokes But when I do
I don't always talk to wsu grads but when i do i order large fries
I don't always complain about my friends posting Kony videos But when I do
i dont always listen to shit song but when i do
I dON'T ALWAYS TURN MY VOLUME KNOB PAST 20 BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always lay on floors but when I do
I Don't always endorse scavenger hunt teams but when i do i endorse winners101
i dont always listen to tyga but when i do i feel like a sexual predator
I don't always shit ponies but when i do
I dont always forget to pay my water bill  but when i do 
i don't always get famous BUT WHEN I DO I'M 60 AND DOING COMMERCIALS FOR CHEAP BEER THAT I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK
I don't always have a waifu But When I do
I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE REPUBLICAN BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always spread herpes but when i do it contaminates double the population of china
i don't always +1 and reshare but when i do it's only from matt weasel
i dont always go to sports events but when i do i burn the stadium down
i didn't always support capitalism but i did when it made me rich
I don't always go for a walk
I dont always make racist comments But when i do i use a meme
i dont always go hunting  but when i do i hunt for flesh
i dont always drink tequila but when i do
i don't always get condoms but when i do i pay for them myself
I dont always give 32% of donations to the ugandans but when i do i prefer invisible children
i dont always take a shit in public restrooms  but when i do i make sure i leave diarrea all over the stall for the mexican janitors to clean up
I don't always write papers on Seabiscuit but when I do
i don't always do this but allright
i don't always make great decisions but when i do
I Don't Always study but when I do
I don't always overthrow warlords  but when i do
I don't always watch 30 minute videos but when I do
i dont always have a day off  but when i do i play skyrim
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT OUT bUT WHEN I DO
i don't always get a first comment on a popular person's post but when i do
I dONT always tell a guy how i feel
I don't always put geographical areas in my mouth but when i do
i don't shared a lot of kony videos but when i do wars end
i don't always molson but when i do
I don't always drink molson but when i do
i don't always leave a bush down south but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS FART BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always complain about viral videos But when i do
i don't always noob tube oh who am i kidding
I don't always give up things for lent but when i do its not doritos locos tacos
i dont always finish my sentence but when i d-
I don't always go to fiji islander but when i do im blackout
i don't always repeat myself
i don't always listen to slayer but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS INSTILL FEAR INTO THE EYES OF OTHERS BUT WHEN I DO
He doesn't always teach sign language but when he did
i don't always wear this beard but when i do
I don't always pick my nose but when i do
i don't always pick my nose but when i do
i don't always pose for pictures but when i do
i don't always ride bikes but when i do thier more important then my own life
I don't always take a shit in another people houses but when i do the shit just don't flush
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH  LACRY BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT OFTEN SEND $15 TO AFRICA bUT WHEN I DO
I don't allways allways something something but ahhhh
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY RUGBY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always wear this beard but when i do
i don't always wear this beard but when i do
I don't always cry at the end of 'cold case' But when I do... no
I don't always dread moments but when i do
I don't usually do cocaine but when I do
I don't always make garlic bread but when i do
I don't always try to get the world to kill kony but when I do I make sure i take some good PICTURES of him first
I don't always hunt people but when i do
I don’t always cook healthy
I Don't always use the urinal next to someone but when I do i let them know i care
I don't always repost reddit but when I do
I don't usually drink milk but when i do
i do not always ride a bike but when i do
i don't always flatulate. But when I do
IM not always on skype with my friends but when i am
I don't always integrate quotes but when i do
I dont always have closr issues But when I do
I don't always study boards but when i do
I don't always see you falling but when i do
Im not always an adventurer. but when i am
Too cold for flip flops? it's not even snowing
I don’t always see koalas everywhere but when i do
i don't always fill in the bottom text but when i do
i don't always eat lunch in commons 2 but when i do
I dont always eat during lunch but when i do
i don't always talk to myself  but when i do
i don't always mark 'x' as the spot BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always vote but when i do
I dont always send memes through skype but when i do
I dont often fale but when i do i like to deflect
I don't always go to canada But when I do I spend more money on strippers than the hotel
I don't always marginalise losers but come on
i don't always retreat but when i do
I don't always  Boo  But when i do I  Billy Boo
I DON'T ALWAYS OVRER USE MEMES BUT WHEN I DO I DO IT ABOUT APUSH
I dont allways get drunk but when i do
I don't ALWAYS get drunk But when i do
I don't always play tf2 but when i do i use distracing sprays
I don’t always make shity tables and figures from my data But when I do
1000 posts? Bang 1000 women
I don't always play Russian Roulette but when I do
I am not always the president But when i am
I don't facebook often but when i do
I dont always go to the gym but when I do
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I Don't usually do my German Homework But when i do i don't
I don't always have an erotic dream But when I do           i wake up
i don't usually break things in the house but when i do
i never make a meme but when i do
I don't always listen to 'call me maybe' nope jk it's like seriously all the time
i always drink i am very drunk.
I don't always poke someone But when I do
I Dont always play on the computer but when I do  i play Wot
I don't always go down for maintenance  But when i do
I don't always spam the shoutbox but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO POWER METAL BUT WHEN I DO THE HEAVENS AND THE HELLS QUAKE IN FEAR
I don't always l&#228;nk l&#229;tar but when I do
I Dont always smelt things in minecraft but when i do
I don’t always push my code but when I do
I don't always like comments on facebook but when i do
I don't always post an image But when I do
I don't always take out loans but when I do
i don't always know what a gdi is but when i don't
I dont always notice when an mp3 has a bitrate of less than 320k But when i do im trippin balls
i dont always get a five not alive on u3  but when i do take that u mother f***kers
i don't always go on youtube but when i do
I don't always play connect 4 but when i do
I dont always miss ducks but when i do they are cupped up at 10 yards
i don't always smoke weed but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS STAND UP BUT WHEN I DO I AM THE REAL SHADY
i dont always dance but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SHIT IN MAILBOXES
I dont always post pictures on my wall But when I do I take them down as quickly as i put them up
i don't always have a $1 But when i do
I DONT ALWAYS RAID THE TUCKSHOP BUT WHEN I DO.. I GET PAST MR.COWDRY
I don't always Giggity
I dont always conjugate pero cuando yo hacer...
I don't always post on facebook. But when I do
I don't usually eat mcdonalds but when i do i'm with james roberts
I don't always fart But when I do
i don't always sit like this but when i do
i dont always build fireplaces but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS KILL MYSELF BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always get drunk  but when i do the stories always start of with 'hold my beer and watch this'
I doN'T ALWAYS SET FIRE TO THE RAIN BUT WHEN I DO I TOUCH YOUR FACE
I dont always have sex with snooki But when I do Oompa Loompas are born
i hope you're not allergic to nuts because i like to rest mine on the table
I don't always look at the time  but when i do
I don't always wear a suit But when i do
I USUALLY DON't SAY BRB 5 min but when i do
I don't always think of hilarious memes but when i do
I don't always download apps but when i do
I don't always have sex with men
i dont normally    smoke weed but when i do     i go to wendys
i dont always wish happy birthday to somebody but when i do
I dot always take pictures of myself Byt when I do
i don't alwys pack a lunch for work but when i do
i don't always cross University blvd. but when i do i get hit by A CAR
i dont always wish somebody a happy birthday but when i do
I don't always march drums but when i do
I don't always Make Facebook Statuses But when I do its only for Jon Eisemann
I don't always eat school lunch but when i do
I don't always build legos in minecraft but when I do
I don't always post on forum but when i do
I'M NOT ALWAYS A NEWFAG BUT WHEN I AM
I DONT ALLWAYS SMILE
yes fam
i don't always do things but i always end up doing them
I don't always play realm of the mad god but when i do
i'm not always fresh but when i am
I dont always pick my nose but when i do
i don't always win ptqs
I don't always talk to mizzou grads But when I do
I don't often play battlefield 3 But when i do
I don't always ask to borrow class notes But when I do
I don't usualy masterbate but when i do
I don't always eat fast food But when I do
i don't always wear sweatpants but when I do
I dont always work out but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT FISH FINGERS BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always listen to jessie j but when i do it
I don't always transfer CHs to the Special Handling Team But When I do
i don't always drink and drive but when i do
I DON'T USUALLY PARTICIPATE IN CLASS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always drink and drive but when i do
I don't always ski but when I do it's the birkie
I don't always sing solos as a director but when i do I lose my voice
I don't always faiL Miserably But when I do... I do it in my home state
i don't always wash my hands after i use a public restroom
i dont always worry about my test grade but when i do
i don't always masturbate but when i do
i don't always write down my dreams but when I do
i dont always look at you but when i do
I don't always have multiple listings on craigslist but when I do buyers don't specify what they want
I don't always tell you I'll kill you last But when I do I LIE!
I dont always wait... Yes i do
I dont always complete my sentences but when i d
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER bUT WHEN I DO
I'm not always alone But when I am
I don't always masturbate but when i do i use sandpaper
I don't always bathe but when i do
I don't always use the urinal but when i do
I don't always confuse memes but when i do i take an arrow in the knee
i dont always listen to skrillex but when i do its for the hipsters
i don't always do everything but when i do
I dont always cut my lawn but when i do people fear for crop circles
I don't always cook But whEn I do it's for your mom the morning AfTer
but when i do i get them backwards i dont usually make memes
I don't always do everything but when i do
I don't always drink beer  But when I do I prefer bud liGht
I don't always write an apply but when i do
I don'T ALWAYS DO DRUGS BUT WHEN i DO
I don't usually cut grass but  when i do
I don't always do homework on saturdays But when I do
I don't always pick internet fights but when i do
I don't always lick spoons But when I do
N&#225;msel: I don't always reply but when i do I try to make them cry
I don't alwways talk to liberals... But when I do i use small words.
I don't allways drink coke but when i do I make sure its Gut&G&#252;nstig Cola
I don't always stare but when i do
I don't Always lose my voice but when i do It's during Spirit week
I dont always waste 2 hours talking to chicks online But when I do
I don't always swim the 500 in 3 minutes but when i do
I don't always meet new people But when I do
I'm not always a douche But when I am
I don't always get viruses on my computer But when i do
i dont always play skyrim but when i do
i dont always get a fever but when i do i turn into a werewolf
i don't always do homework  but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DO PRACTICE TESTS
I don't Always remember to upvote but when i do
I don't always talk to Students from Barton Peveril But when i do i ask for large fries
i don't always let people move on but when i do
I FARTED SMELL IT
i don't always go to work  but when i do
I don't always speed but when i do it's in the parking structure
i don't always approve sim social request but when i do....naaaah u scumbag no life facebook gamers
I dont always Find Sarcasm but when i do i dont understand it
i dont always hoover the house but when i do 
I don't always eat Chick-Fil-A But when i do
I don't always play FPS games But when I do
I don't always  play skyrim but when i do
I don't always Get a hangover But when I do
i don't always study for tests but when i do
i don't always jump off the side of antfarm
i don't always watch youtube ads but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK ABOUT THE HUNGER GAMES BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always shit but when i do i'm fully clothed having a beer
i don't always play ddr  but when i do
I don't always get picked up by my friends but when i do i am always inconvenient
I don't always do my homework but when i do its at the last minute
I don't always eat at dolly's but when i do
I don't always leave the keys upon the table but when i do
I don't often listen when you speak but when i do
I don't always tell jokes but when i do
you own a island? i own 3
I DON'T ALWAYS LOVE BUT WHEN I do
i DON'T GO OUT EVERYNIGHT
I don't always make meme stories but when i do it's to earn respect from a girl
i don't always wish a happy birthday but when i do
i dont always stay up til two in the morning to talk to you  But when i do it better be for a damn good reason
I don't always play shaco but when i don't
when i bend over i take it like a man
I don't always buy wards but when i do i'm trolling hard
I dont always go to Cunningham's class But when i do
I don't always go to bobs but when I do I leave at 6:30pm
I don't always mark student essays but when i do
I DON'T normally watch Cnn but when i do
THEY DON'T CALL MEME FOR NOTHING
I never commented on your status
i don't always get turned down but when i do
i don't always use condoms but when i do
i don't always use memes correctly but when i do
I don't always teach class But when i do i just read powerpoints
I don't always study but when i do
I don't always get it cleaned but when i do
I don't always talk to mizzou fans
i don't always order pizza by the numbers on the takeaway menu. but when i do they got a new menu.
i don't usually make internet memes but when i do
I dont always untangle my guitar cable But when i do
i don't always drink milk But when I do I prefer Dos Boobies
i don't always ask someone to marry me but when i do 
i don't always poot.... but when i do it's heard all the way in indonesia
I don't always want to kill my roommate but when i do
I don't always read international newspapers but when i do
I don't always perv on girls but when I do
I don't always study but when i do
i never throw parties but when i do
i don't usually go to housewarmings but when i do
I don't always masturbate... but when I do
I don't always drink in the dorms but when i do i recycle the bottles in the floors recycling bin
I don't always go to lecture classes But when i do
I DONT ALWAYS WEBSITE BUT WHEN I DO  XENSERV
I don't always take c4 But when I do I get da Pump
i don't always terminate radar service but when i do
I don't aways approximate multi-electron systems But when I do
If I lean this way Do you find me sexy
I don't always draw smiley faces but when i do
I don't always watch anime BuT when I do I ask my Asian friend if it's good
I don't always eat brownies But when I do
I don't always spend hours on youTube But when I do
People don't always like the music in my car But when they do
i don't always have sex but when i do
I don't always speak in memes but when i do
i'm not always intimidated but when i am its because of Dr. Reich
I don't always eat Spaghetti but when i do
I dont always donate plasma but when i do
I don't Always wear sunglasses
i don't always travel to europe but when i do
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I don't always get detentions from walker but when i do
I don't Always Support Sanctions But when i do
I DON'T Always take part in quiz shows But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS FART BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always huff spray paint but when i do it makes me tingle
I don't always Vote republican but when i do
I don't always start Fights
I don't always talk to paul
I don't always talk about gems but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SHOWER WITH YOUNG BOYS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't Always change my razor  but when i do
I dont always scratch my nuts but when i do
I don't always talk to University of tennessee grads but when I do
I don't always call in bomb threats but when i do
I dON't always correct your spelling But when I do
i dont DPS often
I Don't Always grade lab reports But when i do
i don't always listen to dubstep ... jk i do
I dont always open wine bottles but when i do
I don't always order word salad But when I do
I don’t Always do an LC Meeting in Penha But when I do I invite the MIP interns!
I dont always wall in but i usally do if i'm playing agaisnt a zerg
i don't always sleep with your mom no
i dont always beat off on an airplane
I dont always watch cartoon but when i do it's street sharks
I don't always read poetry but when i do
I don't always make memes But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS SIGN PETITIONS  BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always comment on status' but when i do
i don't always get sick but when i do
I don't always ks But when i do
I'm not always thankful for what i have But when I am
I Don't always talk to O.U. grads... But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR T-SHIRTS BUT WHEN I DO
so i was masturbating for 10 minutes when i realised people were watching
i do not always correct exams  but when i do i make ure everybody fails
I don't generally watch trailers for games I already know I'm getting/have preordered
I dont always visit evhs memes but when i do
I don't always ride the shuttle to campus but when i do
i don't always watch  commercials but when i do
i don't always talk about your mother but when i do i talk like bob saget
I don't always eat at Neumann But when i do
I don't always go to the gym I NEVER GO TO THE GYM
i don't always go away but when i do
I dont always talk about things i dont always do but when i do i do it on beer commercials
I don't allways use google but when i do
my name is mekis and i like boys
I don't always post facebook statuses but when i do
I don't always get blackout drunk but when i do
i don't always watch streaming vids outside youtube but when I do they are pornographic
Never did I say that the 350z is without flaw or was the best car in the world. Idiot. I personally have more expensive
I don't always talk to girls But when i do
i dont always vote but when i do
i don't always end a phone conversation but when i do it's always 'yalla bye'
i don't always play street fighter  but when i do my social life ends.
i don't always post things on 9gag but when i do they never reach the hot page
I dont always change my cover but when i do its awsome
I don't always spamm your wall but when I do
i don&#180;t always learn Inf&#252; but when i d
I don't always get my prostate checked but when i do
I Dont always look at trey But when i do i give him a distinct look
i don't always eat breakfast But when i do
I DON'T always make a long post but when i do... i DON'T apologize for it.
i don't always play    F-Zero
I Don't always have a 6 day weekend but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS STUDY STATS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always think about women
mY THEAM isnt always ahead but when we are
i dont always finish my sentences but when i do
I don't always use my friends bathroom But when I do I break the toilet seat
I don't always study for test but when i do
I dont always timberwolf beer When I do
I don't always give you my number but when i do
i don't always procrastinate but when i do
I don't always score
i don't always go to the gym but when i do i make sure not to wipe my ass print off the machines
i don't always play sports but when i do
I don't always score but when i do
fiehnflis fjkei
I don't always do my homework but when i do
Bryan Williams! stop being gay
i dont always dance with a midget but when i do
I do Not always play Video games But when I do there are Free wingz
I MAY NOT ALWAYS ASK WHY bUT WHEN i DO
i don't always eat at VHS cafeteria but when i do
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i don't always do my Homework But when I do
I don't always drink battery ACID BUT WHEN I DO
Pretty fly for a white guy
i don't always use a condom but when i do
i don't always dance
i don't always relax but when i do
i don't always do math but when i do
i don't always get scared
I don't always shit in public restrooms but when I do
i don't always  show my feminine side
i dont' always go to bed early but when i do
i don't always go to  amusement parks but when i do
i don't always trim my nose hair
i don't always appear on tv
i dont always get mad at things but when i do i get mad at everything
I don't always need to pass gas but when i do
I don't always face problems but when i do
I don't always wet myself
i don't always go to dentist but when i do
i don't always remember my name but when i do
i don't always take out the trash but when i do
I don't always meet the people who live below me but when i do
I don't always shit in a public toilet But when i do
i dont always have good ideas for memes but when i do im never in the right place to post them
i dont always go to parties but when i do i like playing wheres the black man
I don't always play call of duty but when I do
i don't always tell people i'm a ninja but when i do
i don't always use telepathy
i don't always go to the circus
i don't always eat food  but when i do your mum maks it
i don't always give the finger
i don't always wear strings
i don't always talk about    interesting things
i don't always eat fruit
i don't always eat chewing gum
i don't always feel like a big man
i don't always feel like living on the edge
i don't always sit at the captain's table
i dont always kiss my biceps
i don't always know what i want
i don't always keep my hand like this
i don't always forget to take my blue  pill but when i do
i don't always flush the toilet
i don't always brag about my black belt
i don't always speak italian
i don't always speak french
i don't always feel like the most intelligent human being on earth
i don't always wear my glasses
i don't always believe everything i see
i don't always listen to other people
i don't always sniff my fingers
i don't always take enemas
i don't always go to merry-go-round
i don't always raise my voice
i don't always get speeding tickets
i dont always get any text messages but when i do  it's from my service provider
i don't always play golf
i don't always listen to jazz
i don't always snore
i don't always crossdress
i don't always wear my tin foil hat
i don't always snore
i don't always smoke
i don't always talk about weather
i don't always drive fast
i don't always drink water
i don't always pay attention
i don't always go to ballet performances
i don't always make typos
i don't always look stiff like a statue
i don't always think i'm funny
i don't always shut up
I don't always cheat on tests but when i do
I don't always take a shower right after waking up But when I do
I dont always drink pee but when i do
I don't always wish happy birthday But when i do
i don't always boss people around but when i do go get me another beer!
i don't always talk about myself
I don't always find a parking space but when i do it's in lot 9
I don't always feel depressed But when i do 
im not always sarcastic but when i am
i don't always give to charity but when i do
I dont always go to atlantic city but when i do
I don't usually make memes but when I do. I mean them
I don't always use viagra but when i do
i dont always post a truth is but when i do i expect more than 20 likes
I Dont always use bar soap but when i do
I dont always drop acid and trip balls but when i do i scream in russian about how my backpack is too heavy
i don't always have classes but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS START A PICTURE FIGHT but when i do you shoul join in
i'm not always sad
i dont always sneak into hotel pools but when i do its in skypark hotel
i don't always hit the dance floor but when i do
i don't always go to disney world
i don't always know
i don't always rage with caitlyn but when I do
i don't always wear socks
I dont always skip Stats homework but when I do
i don't always know how to use my computer
i don't always speak finnish
I dont always bring my girlfriend to dinner parties But when I do
i don't always know what you're saying
i don't always listen to my mom
i don't always stay in the rhythm
i don't always know where I am
I don't always try
i don't always talk to myself
i don't always spill my milk
i don't always listen to the radio
i don't always wear hats
i don't always wear wigs
I don't always try to use internet slang
I DON'T ALWAYS FEED  BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always recycle
I don't always look you in the eye
I don't always read the instructions
i don't always clean my house
I dont' always take photographs
i don't always eat cake
i don't always go to zoo
i don't always swim
i don't always use stapler
i don't always watch dr. phil
I might not have sex too often But when I do it's with DOS SEXIS!
i don't always listen to classical music
i don't always laugh at jokes
I don't always wear after shave
i don't always shovel snow
i don't always blow my own horn
i dont always pay attention during examine in fact
i don't always use my brain
i don't always bake
i don't always wear my dentures but when i do
i don't always use always but when i do
i don't always try to look smart
i don't always play piano. but when i do
i don't always drink tea
i don't always dye my hair but when i do
I dont always fall in love
I DON'T ALWAYS COMPARE FUNERALS
I dont always create a meme but when i do
I don't always hide my left hand
i don't always drink juice
i don't always take the stairs
i don't always say ''always''
i don't always pick my nose
I DON'T ALWAYS BRING A PENCIL TO SCHOOL BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always go to my locker jk yes i do
i don't always take the first hit but when i do
i dont always ditch class but when i do so does everyone else
i don't always fart but when i do
i don't always listen to ron and don But when I do
I don't always shit without wiping but when i do.. i'm able to keep it a secret
i don't always go to my 8am class in hopwood hall but when i do
I Don't Always play pokemon But when i do
i don't always go to the library but when i do
i dont always attend class but when i do
I don't always create memes but when i do
I don't always sleep at erskine but when I do
I don't always attack ceiling fans
I don't always take a shower to surf the web But when I do its because my friends changed plans
I dont always go to church but when i do its on thursdays
i dont always have friends but when i do i pay them
i don't always act like a christan but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS BLEED BUT WHEN i DO
i don't always eat on campus but when i do i get diarrhea
i dont always have clean eating utensils in my dorm room but when i do
I don't always complain about fayetteville but when I do
I dont always wear underwear but when i do the ladies get sad (;
i dont always shit my pants but when i do
I don't always Vote But when I Do
i dont always get high but when i do i always give blood
I DON'T ALWAYS THROW WINE BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always feed
I Don't always hunt but when i do
i dont always repost memes but when i do
i dont always go to pike but when i do
I dON'T ALWAYS MAKE POPCORN BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always start drama but when i do
I don't always pass gas but when I do
i don't always go to sleep early but when i do
I don't always post memes but when I do
I don't always get mad at meme's but when i do
i don't always go to bed... but when i do
I don't always see But when I do
I don't always assign exams but when i do
I don't always lecture players Ok I always lecture players
i usually dont put on a diving suit
I don't always talk to auburn students but when i do i ask for large fries
i don't always talk to florida graduates but when i do its to tell them theres a spill on aisle 3
I don't always work but when I do
i don't always work for low wages but when i do 
I don't always get sick
i DONT ALWAYS TAKE TRICK SHOTS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always have sex BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always hate on ou but when i do
i don't always pay for 3d movies but when i do
I dont always participate in class but when i do i tell the teacher 'draw it'
I don't always comment on facebook but when i do it gets likes bitches
i dont often give advice to art students but when i do
I don't always drink beer but when i do
i don't always drink on weekdays but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS BEAT MY SECRETARY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always walk home alone at night
I don't always study biochem But when I do
I don't always like to fight
I don't always talk to obama supporters but when i do
I dont always go o'natural but when i do i look like a creature
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK MUCH BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have sex with a prostitute But when I do I post about it on HNA
I don't always go to school but when i do
We don't always run together but when we do
I don't always post on facebook but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS BEG BUT WEHN I DO
I don't always meet a lot of actors but when i do
I don't always take out the trash but when i do it's before its an overflowing pile of trash
i don't always don't always
I dont always party But when i do
well I had 5 wisdom teeth
I dont always speak portuguese but when i do im trying to pick up a brazilian chick
I don't always assassinate my targets but when i do
I don't usually vote but when i do
I don't always act like a complete idiot
I HAZ BEER U MAD BRO
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO MSU GRADS but when i do
you dont always read this meme but when you do you read it with my voice
10.8 : os x mountain lion 10.9 : os x milf ?
I don't always vote for ROC VP But when I do
Go ahead Poke me one more time
I don't always pull consecutive all nighters But when I do
i don't always shower but when i do
I don't always don't always but when i do
i dont always get a sub at the anchor but when i do
i dont always eat house pets but when i do i prefer dos perros
i dont always eat house pets but when i do i prefer dos perros
I DONT ALWAYS PICK UP RUBBISH BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always touch you But When i Do i kill You
i don't always have sex but when i do i like to replenish electrolytes
i don't always pretend to be a firefighter but when i do
I don't always buy drugs But wheN I do
I don't always get wasted on vodka and crangrape but when i do
I don't always root for iu but when i do i bring up the 75-76 season constantly
I don't always read middle age manuscripts but when i do i transcribe them
i dont always drink beer but when i do
I don't always lead kickass to glory but when I do
I don't always talk to university of south carolina GRADS BUT WHEN I DO I SAY $30 ON PUMP 4 PLEASE
I dont always tackle beanie snatchers  But when I do
I don't always do Scholarships But when i do
Trust me i don't always study but when i do
i don't always build apps but when i do i use xaml
I don't always think in memes but when i do i'm destroying you in foosball
I Don't always eat toast But when I do
i don't always drink underage but when i do
i don't always speak with jwu culinary graduates but when i do
I do AlWAYS GET BLACKBALLED bUT WHEN I DO
i don't always order cheese sticks but when i do
i dont always post pictures with girls  but when i do my freinds freak out
I Dont always get drunk  but when i do
i don't always buy music but when i do i buy vinyls
i don't always act romantic but when i do something something Buttsecks
I don't always give assignments but when I do I call them tests
I DON't always sleep I just don't
I don't always lose my key But When i do
I don't alwAys show great leadership poTential But when i do
I'm not always bitter about valentine's day but when i am there's always a couple around
I USUALLY DONT MOLEST WOMEN BUT WHEN I DO
MU police don't always look for speeders at night but when they do
I don't always remember what I'm going to say But when i do I...uhh....
I don't always drink shitty beer but when i do
I don't always crap at school but when i do
i don't always drink beer.... wait... yes i do.
I dont always dance but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PROCRASTINATE BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always masterbate but when i do i go 'numnumnumnum'
I dont always go to class but when i do
I don't always share my views but when I do I make sure i'm right stay liberal my friends
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i dont always guess all the pop quiz answers but when i do
I don't always make unoriginal memes insulting virginia tech but when i do
I don't always talk to State grads But when i do
I don't always get Valentine candy but when i do
i dont always troll people but when i do
i dont always troll others but when i do i don't cyberbully
I don't always like to breathe smoke But when i Do
I don't always love V-day But when I do
i don't always get hurt but when i do
I Don't always vote in StuGov elections
I DONT ALWAYS WEAR SUNGLASSES INSIDE BUT WHEN I DO SOMEBODY SHOULD KICK ASS
I DONT ALWAYS EAT AT ADE BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always talk to jazz majors but when i do
I don't always pull out Actually
I dont always mess up memes But when I do
i dont always watch movies but when i do i play mass effect 3
i don't usually have a superhero name but when i do
i don't ALWAYS play omniknight but when i do
i don't always do a world lit draft but when i do
i don't always send valentine's day greetings but when i do
i don't always get many facebook notifications but when i do
i don't always get free food but when i do i make sure to throw most of it away
i dont always drink milk but when i do
I'm not always sexy... but when I am I know it
I don't always go adventuring but when i do
i don't always make terrible memes but
i usually dont suffer from insanity but when i do i enjoy every minute of it
eGON DOESNT ALWAYS EAT BABIES BUT WHEN HE DOES
i dont always try to break up parties but when i do
I don't always make fun of people but when i do i make sure it's online and they're dead
I don't always wear a fanny pack But when i do i pair it with fishnets
They don't think it be like it is but it do
Did you know I have three kids
I dont always play with knives  but when i do i dont cut my fingers off
i don't always fart but when i do people walk through my zone
I Don't always book a holiday but when i do i drop out
I don't always act a prick But when I do
I Don't always get text messages in School but when i do
I don't Always go into the hospital But when i do I come back in style
I Don't always forget to clean my room but when i do
I don't Always shop in hayward
i don't always use the car but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS WISH YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always make a class diagram But when i do
I dont always play dress-up  but when i do
I don't always like pop divas but when i do
i dont always look the same on pics oh wait
I DON'T ALWAYS DO LEGAL TURNS
I dont always put my left arm under table but when i do
I don't always visit patrickburnsmusic.com But when I do I buy multiple works
I Don't Often Drink Beer But It Helps With The Girls I Date
I don't always have an ox in the mire but when I do
I don't Always change the student suite wallpaper But when I do
I Don't always want to clean my room but when i do
i dont always see what you did there but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS WALK FAST IN THE HALLS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always watch the super bowl But when I do
I don't always ask a question about your country or culture but when i do
I don't always drive to class But when i do
I dont always pop a tonic in the middle of a fight but when i do
I used to dig chicks but then i came to ann arbor and decided guys were more hip
Why u no give me up? Rick Astley
I don't always click links on my touch phone
I don't always trip balls BUt when I do
I don't always do my assignments but when i do
i don't always try to print at the library but when I do
I don't always do housework But when i do
I DONT ALWAYS BUILD FORTS... ...BUT WHEN I DO I USE PIZZA
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK AT PARTIES BUT WHEN I DON'T
We Don't Always have house parties But When we do
The giants don't always go to the playoffs when they do
I DONT ALWAYS LISTEN TO MASHUPS BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER 3LAU
i dont always buy weapons  but when i do i buy from joe
i don't always go out but when i do i plunder girls for laptops
I don't always sell North dakota but when I do
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS SELL WATERPARK TICKETS  BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always drink milk
I don't always play those 4 notes in tchaik 6
I dont always tweet  but when i do the saudi fanatics flip out and make death threats
i dont ever get on ping but if i did
I don't always make memes
i dont always party on winspear but when i do
I don't always watch icarly but when i do
I dont always drink tequila but when I do
I don't always raise tuition but when I do
i don't always have time to masturbate but when i do
I don't always go out for breakfast on friday morning But when i do i go to pizzaville
I don't always become a chaplain
i dont always take ten minute shits but when i do it's always on company time
I dont finish things But when i do
I don't always eat subway but when i do
I DONT USUALLY SAY MEANingLESS THINGS but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SEE FIT GIRLS AT DMU BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T Always send birthday memes BUT WHEN I DO they're awesome
I usually don't gg But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS ALLOW MY SEED TO FERTILIZE but when i have
I dont always play WATER POLO but when i do i get really sexual
I Don't Usually Masturbate But When I Do
I don't always have gay sex but when i do
I don't always drink beer But when i Do
I don't always route mail But when I do
I don't Always have sex in jester but when i do
i don't always use flashline wireless internet but when i do
I Dont Always Go to muenzinger but when i do
i dont always act like horseman but when i do
I don't always sleep through class But When I do
I DON'T ALWAYS MOLEST WOMEN BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always pee sitting down but when i do
I don't always do Well on exams But When i do
i don't usually play orange box But when I do people shit on me
i dont always fap in my room
I dont always dangle snipe and celly but when i do i make sure the scouts are watching
I don't always have hot chicks in my room but when i do
I don't always drink beer at Frats but when i do
I dont always give out my number
I dont allways recognize a troll But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PUT SOME CHILI IN A BOX FOR LUNCH  BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always test my code but when I do
i don't always look at the RECOMMENDED reading list but when i do it's to cut and paste it as a bibliography
i don't always use fury swipes but when i do
i dont always use the correct meme when making a joke  AND I THINK IT'S STARTING TO UPSET PEOPLE
I don't always say please and when I do
Why are mr. mccombs candidates scared? 'cause they know irving 'reyna'
i don't always hate the human race but when i do
I don't always bet on fighters  but when i do
I dont normally eat biscuits but when i do
i don't always park my car at sfu but when i do
I dont always go to lectures but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS GO TO CLASS BUT WHEN I DO BEST BELIEVE THE PROFESSOR HAS SLIDES UP
I don'T ALways longboard to class but when i do
I dont always get drunk BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always eat at campus center but when i do
I dont always go to games but when i do  i kick the flagpole!
I don't always make an aber meme But when I do
i don't always use ellipses but when i do...
I don't always eat soup but when i do
I dOnt always go sledding but when i do
I Don't always pay for my bicycle tickets at usc But when i do
but when i do
I don't always charge fees but when i do they are omnibus
I don't usually spot logical fallacies
i don't always have ideas for rage comics But when i do
i don't always get sick of image macros but when i do
I don't always get keto farts But when I do
i dont always vote in cusa elections but when i do its for shisha in ollies- colt4b.papm2012
i don't always tent but when i do
I don't always go ice skating but when I do
i don't always say sally
i dont usually play skyrim but when i do i always take an arrow to the knee
WHEN I EAT I EAT FOOD
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK TEA BUT WHEN I DO I AM ILL
I don't always watch movies but when I do
I don't always drink heavily But when I do
i don't always ask you to btfu but when i do
I dont allways play lol but when i do i realize it sucks so i start playing hon
I don't always get a joke but when I do
tom brady doesnt always lose the super bowl but when he does
tom brady doesnt always lose the super bowl but when he does
I don't always get sick BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always drink beer
i don't always use memegenerator but when i do
i don't always do cross fir training but when i do
I dont always play hon  but when i do lag like s****
I don't alwats watch the Super bowl But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS MAKE SENSE BUT DANCE I DO HORSE
I Don't Always Thank people but when I do
Tom Brady doesnt always lose the super bowl but when he does
I don't always get a ticket for jaywalking but when i do i attend utexas
I Don't always troll but when i do
i dont always watch the super bowl but when i do i hope to get a boner from megan fox
there's 3 ways to do things the right way
I don't always eat at Maryland chicken but when i do
I don't always go to my saturday morning rec games but when I do
I don't always play minecraft but when i do
I don't always drink but when I do I drive
i dont always like my fans but when i do
i don't always do assignments but when i do i finish them 10 min before they are due
Im Not arrogant im just better then you
I usually don't put in change requests but when I do
I Don't always go to class but when i do
I don't always pay taxes... but when i do I get a huge refund
I dont always go to campus on weekends but when i do
I don't always drink but when i do
i DONT Alwats play godfather five families but when i do I like my real house to be attacked
I don't always Puke down the garbage chute But when I do
I don't always write vampire Novels But when I do they're full of inaccuracies and juvenile drivel
I Don't always Go to a Dwelt In Silence Show But When I do
i don't always print at the fishbowl but when i do
i don't always wait 4 hours in line but when i do
i dont always do chains but when i do i delete posts which interrupt it
I DON't ALWAYS DO SPELLING MISTAKES BUT WHEN I DO IT's ON THE WHOLE SENTENCE
i don't always respond soley in memes
I dON'T ALWAYS SECOND HAND SMOKE... BUT WHEN i DO I MAKE SURE IT'S OUTSIDE THE LIBRARY.
I DoN'T ALWAYS 'LIKE' LOCAL PAGES BUT WHEN I DO
got good bollywood gossip?? sudhanshu's got better
I don't always walk into automatic doors but when i do
i don't always use meme's but when i do
I dont always listen to jazz but when i do im wasted
I Don't always draw a horse but when i do
I don't always make new memes But when I do I misuse ApostRophe's
I Don't always forget to finish my meMe But when I do
i don't always stalk girls on facebook but when i do i accidentally post on their wall
What does a york student call a uoft student after graduation? boss
I DONT ALWAYS GO TO DODGE & FUSKI BUT WHEN I DO I GET WITH THE GIRL OF MY DREAMS
i dont always admit im gay over facebook but when i actually do
I DONT ALWAYS GET CONFUSED BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO THE BATHROOM BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always listen in ethics class
I don't always watch fox news but when I do
i dont always buy tablets but when i do
I don't always get a phone call in class but when i do
I dont argue with Ron Paul supporters Because those people know their shit. seriously
I don't fart in the bed but when i do i'll sniff it
i don't always flirt but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO CLASS AT REGENT THEATER BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always  pass go but when i do
I don't normally walk into mordor but when i do
I don't always kill random elites but when I do
i don't always make a full meme
i don't always use this toilet but when i do
i DON'T normally use beer to fill my toilets but when i do
I don't normally use beer to fill my toilets but when i do
I don't always have a girlfriend But when i do
I don't always hand out final grades but when i do
i don't normally run for president but when i do
I don't always Hit wOmen  But when I do they look me over to see if they can get money out of me
i dont always SEE MOLLY IN THE MALL... BUT WHEN I DO IM SURE TO TALK TO ABOUT BARTA WITH HER
the name's phyle... peter phyle
I don't normally stop playing skyrim but when i do
I don't always make terrible memes but when I do I post them here
i dont always study but when i do
Eu nem sempre entro no facebook mas quando eu entro
I don't always move to a different country But when I do
I may not always think spencer is gay but im not always right
i dont always beat my wife  but when i do
I don't always lie to Kimhong But when I do she believes me
i don't always mention  the things i don't always do but when i do
I don't alyways feel like I'm going to die But when I do
I don't always reboot
I DONT always ask you questions but when i do  wanna know where my left hand is ?
I don't always take craps but when i do
I don't usually create presentations but when i do
I don't usually create presentations but when i do
i don't always play tenor features but when i do
i don't always write essays but when i do
i don't always pull an all nighter but when i do
I don't ALWAYS VISIT MESSAGE BOARDS But WHEN I Do
I don't always  keep  important things in a safe place but when i do i  never find them again
I don't always post memes on Facbeook but when i do
i don't always stop a sentence  but when i do
I dont always arange the icons on the desktop
I don't always vote in ams elections but when i do
I don't always hit girls with my bookbag accidently but when i do
I don't always drop shot but when i do...i use akimbo FMG9s
i dont always read acta posts  but when i do i like all of them
i don't always roundhouse kick but when i do
i dont always think about my family tree but when i do i colnel sanders turns out to be my pops
I DONT ALWAYS PLAY JUNGLER'S BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER MATT'S CAT
i don't always like a post but when i do i make sure they're not begging for it
Well I never pray But tonight I'm on my knees yeah
but when i do it looks like this i don't always write memes the wrong way
I don't always fail in a topic but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS CLICK ON POSTS LABELED [RES IGNORED DUPLICATE IMAGE] BUT WHEN I DO IT HAS An NSFW TAG
i don't always drink vodka but when i do
I don't allways have free time but when I do i don't
Wanna know where my left hand is?
i don't always listen to andrew wk but when i do
i don't always listen to andrew wk but when i do
developers don't always fix problems but when do
The ladies room isn't always disgusting But when it is
I don't always drink beer but when I do i beat my wife and kids mercilessly
I don't always sign petitions But when i do i get thank you mails from us senators regarding sopa
I don't Always Use Broad Match
yeah i produce music too check out my mash up
I don't always eat eggs but when I do I prefer Dos Huevos
I don't see crunchy flesh's photos often. But when I do. I masturbate.
I dont always block websites but when i do i make sure everyone is offended
I don't always drink beer but when i do i get an arrow to the knee
i don't always use cotton swabs but when i do
I like my women like I like my coffee instant and cheap
I dont always make ban reports but when i do
I Don't always speak spanish Pero cuando lo hago ... Lo hablo con fluidez
I don't always partake in Valentines day But
i dont always make threads about SOPA BUT when i do i bump into the front page
I don't always'like' Pictures But when i do
i don't always make memes about sopa but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS SCORE 1 POINT  BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT ALWAYS SCORE 1 POINT  BUT WHEN I DO
i CAN'T ALWAYS FIND SHOES MY SIZE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always get a dui but when I do
i don't always smoke but when i do
I dont always eat but when i do i eat like a saiyan
I don't always vote for sopa but when i do i don't
yo dawg! we heard u don't always like memes! so we put a meme in your meme
I don't always have classes in brock but when i do
I DON&#180;t Always render on c: But when i do i make sure its almost full
i don't always hack but when I do
I don't always doubt but when I do
I DON't always repeat but when I do i don't always repeat
THIS IS NOT THE MOST INTERESTING MAN IN THE WORLD. This is just a tribute
i dont always bang heidi klum but when i do
I'm not always a bear But when I am
I DON't always kiss boys but when i do
I don't always fart But when i DO IT
I don't always do
I don't always use a smartphone but when i do i use  a telegraph
I don't always make memes But when I do I use success kid
I dont always volunteer for charity work but when i do
I don't always use sarcasm but when i do
i don't always go to bed with girls that have a relation But when i do
I don't always butt in to other people's business but when I do
i don't always start facebook discussions but when i do
I don't always listen to 'california Dreamin' but when I do I Watch Chungking Express
I don't always wear shoes But when I do
I don't always tell my girlfriend I love her
I don't always lie down and make a baby But when i do i stand up and be a daddy
i don't always cry at movies but when i do
I don't always read a post of tjeerd k or Sir_cantlose But when i do i don't understand anything
I DON'T ALWAYS SLEEP UNTIL NOON BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always watch people pick their noses But when i do
I don't always care about the forums but when i do i hate trolls like you
i don't always go out with women but when i do
I dont always run out of 0day but when i do i fuzz java
i don't always hate people but when i do it's because they're douche bags
I dont always tell girls they're beautiful but when I do
I dont always test my config but when i do I do it in production
I don't always use the internet but when i do
I'm not always a hero but when i am
I Don't Always come over to your house But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS STALK PEOPLE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't watch Bill O'riley often  but when I do
I don't always look at faggots straight in the eye but I'm doing it right now
I don't always look at faggots straight in the eye but I'm doing it right now
i don't usually drink tea
I don't always log into youtube but when i do
I don't always have exams but when I do
I don't always enjoy art hung in a tiny bathroom But when I do
I don't always read facebook statuses but when I do i laugh uncontrollably
I DON'T ALWAYS PUT BALLOONS IN MY MOUTH BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always make memes but when i do
I dont always throw parties but when i do
i don't always stalk your crush but when i do i make sure you're watching
jorge
I don't always miss the bus but when i do
I DON'T USUALLY BLOW INTO MY GLOVE BUT WHEN  DO
i DON'T ALWAYS PLAY ONLINE GAMES BUT WHEN I DO
we don't always tell you how much we appreciate you but when we do it's short and sweet
i dont always need to go to the bathroom but when i do somebody just went in
I don't always go to Mordor But when I do
I dont save money always but when I do its for an abortion
Y U no Use right meme generator?
I DON'T ALWAYS START THREADS BUT WHEN I DO KONIK LOLs
I don't always watch undercover boss but when I do
I don't always Shave but when i do
i don't always fap but when i do
I don't always get annoyed on /r/adviceanimals but when I do
I dont always go to parties
i don't usually watch scary videos on youtube but when  i do
I don't always find stuff But when i do
I don't always Ring
I don't always upload games in german but when i do
saya tidak pernah masuk rumah sakit sebelumnya tapi sekalinya masuk langsung ke kamar mayat
I DONT ALWAYS GO TO THE GYM BUT WHEN I DO I POST IT ON FACEBOOK
I Don't Always Tank But when i do
I don't always come out of my room but when i do
I don't aways give interceptions But when I do
ı don t mean always that spoons don t actually sound like airplanes but when i do
I don't always eat junk food but when i do...
I don't always watch sports but when i do
i dont always care about football but tonight i hope tim tebow loses
i dont always drink beer but when i do
i dont always drink beer but when i do
I don't always screw your mother but when I do i use roofies
i dont always lay on the floor but when i do
I Dont always vote but when i do i vote MItt romney
I Dont always vote but when i do i vote MItt romney
I don't always act like I speak Spanish when drinking dos equis But when I do
I don't always drink coffee but when i do
I don't always go to bed early but when i do
I don't always blow up the front page BUT WHEN i DO
I dont always do drugs.. but when i do
he onced opened a lock with a folical of his chesthair
I DON'T ALWAYS DIE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always make meme posters But when I do
I dont always have to shit but when i do

I don't always blink but when I do
I' m not always right  but when I am
I don't always get laid as much as you think but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SHARE POEMS BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT ALWAYS PLAN ON SHAVING MY BALLS BUT WHEN I DO
ı don't always share poems but when ı do
I don't always do my cas paperwork but when I do
I don't always flirt...... oh wait.....yes i do.....
i am level over 9000 because i am over nine thousand years old
I don't always Vote Republican But When I do
Pants Just soiled mine.
i dont always play 70 minute games but when i do i sell my boots
He doesn't watch birds Birds Watch Him
i don't always troll but when i do
I don't always have expectations about mates but when i do
i DON'T NORMALY DRINK BEER
I don't always rage but when i do
I don't always pee in the shower but when i do i pee in a bottle
eu nem sempre fui um pau mandado e um lambe botas mas quando fui
I dont always print
I don't always play Battlefield 3 But when i do
fill my diaper smile casually
I DON't always like facebook comments but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SCHEDULE PRT'S BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always play d&d with my wife
I don't always
i don't always study for homework but when i do- i don't
i don't usually pop uber for no reason but when i do
I don't always use chello but wanadoo
I don't usually ask for stuff on my birthday but when I do
I dont always browse reddit BUT WHEN I DO
i dont usually forget stuff but when i do
I don't always fly an Arwing but when I do
I don't always get high but when i do
I don't always do the most awesome trickshot ever but when i do my friend skip the killcam
I don't always go to mordor but when i do
I don't usually make decisions BUT WHEN I DO  they are unpleasant for others
I DON't always use the airplane lavatory  but when i do: Massive turbulence
i don't always forget my lines but when i do i stay thirsty my friends
i dont&#180;t always talk about chuck norris but when idasbadfhbsdbdfbafnran
i don't always break into      dance while undressing alone but when i do
i don't always compliment girls on their beauty but when i do
I don't always celebrate new years eve but when i do it's alone at my computer
I don't always talk to other boys about my boners but when i do it's a bonding experience
I don't always eat food with a hair on it but when I do
I don't always eat my food when there's a hair on it but when i do
I don't always drink beer But when i do i throw up everywhere
I don't usually comment on youtube but when i do
I Don't always have dyslexia But When I do
I don't always host parties LOL
I dont always post a status on FAcebook but when i do
I don't always wake up not knowing where i am but when i do
I don't always use sentence starters but when i do
i not usually yell but when i do... FUs ro dah!
I don't always drink beer
I don't always vandalize bathroom stalls but when i do
I Don't always play the oboe but when i do i play in tune
I don't drink mead but when i do you're my favorite drinking buddy
I don't always update my status but when I do
I don't always have sex but when i do
I don't always drink port but when I do i'm wearing versace
i dont always play mw3 .....on second thought
CHARITY CONFUSES POOR PEOPLE INTO THINKING THEY HAVE A RIGHT TO LIVE.
i don't always give a sensation of deja vu
I don't always DISAPPROVE of fast food but when i do
i don't always upload pictures of you on facebook but when i do
I don't  always eat a toblerone But when I do
I have aids i'm going to die.
I do not always study but when i do
eu n&#227;o desejo sempre boa pascoa mas quando desejo
i dont always delpoy
But when i do eth\ i don't do time travel
I DONT ALWAYS HAVE SEX BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO.. EDWARD 40HANDS
I don't always have ruffies but when i do i remember everything!
I dont always get kills but when i do its a team kill
I don't normally give gifts to other handsome young men but when I do
i don't always stay concious during christmas day and i plan to keep it that way with a few more of these babies
Oooh girl where'd you get them nails did?
i dont always use the recon class in bf3 but when i do
I dOn't always Chirp hard But when I do it's People that have dowN syndrome
I don'T ALWAYS PRESS LIKE jUS PLAYIN i CLICK LIKE ON EVERYTHING THAT POPS UP ON MY NEWS FEED  -SHEMO
I don't always drive but when I do
When Kate Middleton calls he always gets the Royal Treatment
Yo dawg
I dont always have a game room But when I do
I dont always host parties but when i do
I don't always flood bao but when i do
i dont usually call the it but when i do i dont hear the front end message
I don't always pvp
i don't always do women but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS LIKE PUZZLES bUT WHEN i DO
I Don't Always Play MMOs But When I do I play SWTOR
my computer doesnt always crash but when it does
i dont always act like a complete toolbag but when i do i do it with rob irimescu
ww.urbandigital.me sTAY THIRSTY BITCHES
I DON'T ALWAYS REPLY TO TEXT MESSAGES WHILE PLAYING VIDEO GAMES BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always noob tube but when I do
I don't always make spelling mistakes but when i do your probly not gonna notice there their
I don't always check myself But when i do i never wreck myself
I don't make noob levels I do super easy ones
I don't always skip work but when i do it's because i just took a massive shit
i dont always sniff coke but when i do
I Don't Always Have Sex In Fact I Never Do
I Don't Always Shoot Adventurers... But When I do
i dont post much but when i do
i don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always speak french but when i do
I don't always do my xmas shopping in the plateau but when i do
I don't always shop at Walmart but when I do it's a freak show
I don't always Sit down but when I do
I'm not noob I'm just humble
I don't always have  split personalities But when I do
I don't usually jailbreak but when i do i use redsnow
I don't always see it but when i do
I don't always  spell wrong but when i do
I Don't always use facebook But when i do
dont play with fire if you cant handle the heat
I dont always drink but when i do its to get my kids approval
i'm not always sick of making memes but when i do
i don't always drink a beer with two x on the bottle but when i do... well
I don't always hashtag on Facebook But When I do
I don't always get up on the stage But when I do
I don't always occupy
I dont always get toasted at parties but when i do im not even there
I don't usually drink vodka
I don't always drink Dr. Pepper But when I do
i don't always put jokes in memes but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DOUBT ABOUT MY SEXUALITY BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS STALK BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always rocket jump but when i do i dont take fall damage
I don't always play sotis But when i do
I dont always drink XX But when I do
I don't always have beard But when i do
I don't always take arrows but when i do
I dont always camp in corners but when i do
I don't alwayS SHOOT PEOPLE but when i do
I don't always shoot guns But when i do
I don't always watch jay leno but when i do
I  DON'T ALWAYS PUNCH KIDS ...but when i do
Shits so beautiful  Indian woman want to eat it
I DON'T ALWAYS VAYNE BUT WHEN I DO I GO 1-4 IN LANE
i don't always go to t.g.i. fridays but when i do
bit whn i do. i drnk doseuix i dun alwaes do meemes dronk
I'm not always interesting but when i am
i dont always fart but when i do it sounds like a bad dubstep song
i don't always like the taste of semen but when i do
I may not always get punched in the face but when i do
say thank you to crosby cause u did a bad job son
i don't always have diarrhea but when i do
I once was the most interesting man in the world then i took a dos equis contract in the knee
I don't always read busboy bill memes but when i do i order Dos Equis
i don't always get to things but when i do
I don't always post all of my problems on the internet but when i do
i don't always drink but when i do
I don't always use algebra in real life but when i do
i don't always know what time it is  but when i do
I DON't OFTEN COMMENT CODE BUT WHEN I DO IT IS TO APOLOGIZE FOR HOW BAD IT IS
I don't always draft bills that create new types of felonies but when i do
I dont always get up early before work but when i do
I don't always have to sneeze but when i do
I don't always SOLICIT native american prostitutes  but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS COME TO TORONTO BUT WHEN i DO
I don't alway fight in vampire but when i do
I DON'T USUALLY COMMENT ON FB BIRTHDAY POSTS But this is lucy Effing doughty
I don't always remember many names But when i do the name is salme
I don't always steal money from people's wallets but when i do
I don't make memes often but when i do
i dont always lose my phone but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE D&#201;J&#192; VU But When I Do
I don't always Corret people's Grammar online
I DONT ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO I MOW THE AIR!
I dont always fail my exams but when i do
I don't always drink beer so you probably shouldn't care about my opinion of it
I don't always QQ but when i do
i dont always use the pullout method but when i do it always works
I dont often get hand jobs
I Don't believe in god but when i do
i don't always kiss and tell but when i do
I don't always choose sides in Civil Wars but when I do
I don't always hate on fraternities but when I do
I Dont always run out of memes but when i do i keep posting bad ones
I don't always rush fraternities but when i do
I DO NOT ALWAYS RIDE BIKES BUT WHEN I DO I RIDE S&M
i do not always drink beer because when i do jiggly puff got the marker
i don't always fap with my left hand but when i do
I dont always give a shit  but when i do
i dont always repost old memes but when i do
i dont always make funny jokez...but when i do my name is corvus
I don't always kill bacteria but when i do
slept with jesse's girl and stacy's mom
I don't always root for the Dolphins but when I do
i don't always kill people but when i do i give them this look
i don't always listen to music but when i do
I'm not always sexy But when I am
I don't always get my buddies Christmas gifts But when i do
I don't always hack your facebook
i don't always watch beer commercials... but when i do
I dont usually have indigestion But when i do i lean like this
I don't always troll But when I do I
I dont always go gay but when i do
id on't u sually le tm y dyslex iaget i nthe way of m ymemes bu tohw ell
i don't usually lie but when i do
i don't always eat people but wen i do
I DON'T USUALLY CHAT BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always  DISCUSS ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always dance but when I Do
I don't always dance with models But when I do they are Russian
i dont always listen to britney spears but when i do
I dont always take an arrow in the knee but when i do i was adventuring like you
I don't always watch flash content but when I do
I don't always dress up
I don't often use a walkie-talkie but when i do
I don't always show my wit  but when i do
I don't always do things but I don't
I don't always keep receipts But when i do
I don't  always boldy go but when i do it is where no one has gone before
I don't always crash in other cars but when i do
i dont always drink beer but when i do i black out
i dont always sleep  but when i do im dead
I Dont Always Vote But When I do I Vote A
I don't always talk to in-laws but when i do
i dont always study but when i do its to take a break from stumbleupon
i dont always study but when i do its to take a break from stumbleupon
I don't usually post on FB but when I do it's for self promotional purposes
i don't always review code but when i do i try to be 'liberal' about the whole reading bit
I don't always build snowmen But when I do
I don't always watch anime But when I do
i dont always say i'm The most interesting man in the world... only when chuck norris isn't around
I don't always use software that has more bugs than a mexican greenhouse. but when i do
I don't always quote memes on facebook but when i do no one seems to get it
I don't always ask questions But when I do
I dont always do the unexpected but when i do its always expected
I don't always put beer in my chili but when i do
I don't always advocate anarchy But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PROGRAM BUT WHEN I DO
Condom Broke Youll Thank Me Later
I don't always troll. But when I do I always press f13 first.
I don't always drink in public but when I do. It is never beer.
i DON'T ALWAYS CONSUME PROTEIN BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY DOOM BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always go out for a christmas meal but when i do i match you pint for pint
I don't go to sonic forums often but when i do
i don't normally wear dresses but when i do
I dont always carry my laptop into the bathroom but when i do i am taking a shit
I DON'T ALWAYS BUY THINGS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always repost memes but when i do
i dont always run backwards fighting dragons and beating poor people but when i do
i don't always turn things in late but when i do
I Don't always hate myself for having a boner but when I do
I don't always fall but when I do
I don't always get drunk but when i do
I don't always drink beer but when i do
i don't always take photos of my food but when i do
def do() I don't alway write recursion loops
I don't always go on commercails but when i do
i don't always drink soda but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE FAVORITE ANIMALS BUT WHEN I DO
(playing bf3) I don't always Give my teammates ammo But when I do
I don't always talk about snow but when i do
I dont always eat pork but when i do
i don't always shoot people with arrows but when i do
I don't always go adventuring But when I do
i don't always have gangster bewbs but when i do
I don't always get shot by arrows But when i do
I don't always crack my knuckles But when I do
I dont always check the new stuff on /r/wtf but when i do
I don't always eat but when i do it's at a state fair
I don't always root asshats... But when i do
I don't always take an arrow in the knee But when I do
i don't always listen to post-punk indie noise rock but when i do
i don't always hate the world but when i do
I don't always submit but when i do
I dont alwaYs use mEmes But when i do i'm one BaDass sista
I don't always roll down my windows in the winter but when I do
I don't always play smt games But when i do i make sure to play better than julian
i don't always become a guard
Maybe i'm not ezio auditore but if i were
I dont always have time to play But when I do Riot has Issues that they try to fix
I don't always look at the comments but when I do its because the link isnt working
I DON'T ALWAYS USE THE RESTROOM AT THE REC CENTER BUT WHEN I DO I DON'T DRY MY HANDS WITH TOWEL I ALREADY HAVE
I don't always get into fights but when i do... its a tickle fight
I don't always fart in public But when I do
i dont code scala often... ...but when i do its not complicated
I don't always die in skyrim but when i do
I don't always go on Likealittle But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS GET EXCITED ABOUT DECEMBER BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have sex dreams but when I do
I don't always down vote but when i do it's because you're being a tool
I don't usually go to the playground but when i do
i don't always write awesome papers but when i do
I dont always post nudes But when i do they are of jessica
I DON'T ALWAYS HUNT BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always drink beer but when I do I drive up and down bell ave in yardley
I don't always click random button
I dont always calculate P-value But when i do its extreme
I don't always MISS THE BOTTOM TEXT ...
I don't always get hit by arrows but when I do
i dont always fart but wheni do
i dont drink dos xx but when i do hide your kids
I don't always create new memes but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS SLEEP IN CLASS BUT WHEN i DO
when i skip school i go drinking
I DONT ALWAYS TROLL BUT WIN I DO i google First
I don't always drink beer But when i do I get paid big-time
I don't always take classes with group projects but when I do
i don't always use internet explorer but when I do it's slow as hell
I don't always catch a stomach bug But when I do
I don't always do your mother But when I do
i don't always use bing but when i do
i dont always listen to dubstep but when i do
I don't always introduce my friend to Reddit But when I do
I don't always know when a famous comedian died But when i do
I don't usually tweet but when i do
I don't always take hobbits But when I do
I don't always go for a walk but when i do
i dont always have sex but when i do i break her spine
I dont always sleep but when i do
I don't always use irnv but when i do
I don’t always steal but when I do
I don't always take arrows but when I do
i don't always wear sweatpants in public but when i do
I don't always find money on the street but when I do
i don&#180;t always divide but when i do
I dont always masterbate but when i do
I don't always have a successful post but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS POUR DERPSAUCE ALL OVER THE PLACE BUT WHEN I DO
IM NOT ALWAYS ASSERTIVEE BUT WHEN I AM I POKE PEOPLES THIGHS
I don't always pull out but when i do
I don't always drink yuengling but when i do
ı dont get sick but when ı do ı burn lıke hell
I don't ALWAYS eat  but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS IRC BUT WHEN I DO
ı don't always make 9gag post But when i do it's not funny as i thought it was
I don't always sleep with my wife. but after i do
i don't usually hate hungarians  but when i do it's because of retards like you
i don't always engineer a meme but when i do
I dont always drink yuengling but when i do
I don't always put the peanut butter in the fridge But when i do
I don't always rage but when i do there's casualties
i don't always send email from my iphone but when i do
I don't always pirate
I don't always write. but when i do it's haikus.  stay thirsty my friends.
i DON'T ALWAYS DRINK LEMON JUICE BUT WHEN I DO
I dont believe in fighting but if I must fight I fight pakua style
I dont always listen to indie british pop bands but when i do
I don't always drink chocolate milk but when i do
I don't always use the microwave But when I do
i don't always cut my pinky finger but when i do
I don't always get paid but when i do
I DON'T ALwAYS GO TO THE GYM BUT WHEN I DO I LET EVERYONE ONE FACEBOOK KNOW ABOUT IT
I don`t always watch a fight but when i do
I dont always drink beer But when i do its from the DIMPLES in your back
I don't always do papers But when I do i waste alot of time then do them really badly at the last minute
I don't always punch people in the face But when I do
I don't normally use memes But when I do
I dont always play master yi but when i do i go 30 / 0 / 0
I dont always wait for class but when i do class is canceled
I don't always fail my exams but when i do
!self.always(check syntax) self.do(use vi)
I don't always eat mexican food actually... yes
i don't always eat people but when i do
I don't always post on your facebook wall but when i do
I don't always call random phone numbers from facebook posts But when I do
I dont always give advice but when i do i quote gandalf
I don't always go to gened but when i do
i don't always hate but when i do
i don't always take viagra but when i do
i don't always perform maintenance but when i do i make sure to rm -rf / the whole thing down
I don't always comment on google plus but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always Create websites but when I do I use lee peterson
i don't always read memes but when i do
I don't always make good commercials but when i don't
I DON'T ALWAYS GO CAMPING
I don't always go to starbucks But when I do
I don't always crave chiCk-fil-a but when I do
i dont tell jokes but when i do
I don't always say 'umad' But when I do its because i'm a moron and I have no counter-argument.
I DON'T ALWAYS JOIN CLUBS BUT WHEN I DO
i may not ask for autographs but when i do
I don't always click on hulu ads but when I do
i don't always break combos but when i do
I don't always give my friend a birthday present but when i do
i will but i won't
i dont always battle mosh
I'm not always ocd about my dental HYGIENE  but when i am its because i just smoked at my parent's house
I dont always get tipscammed when drinking beer but when i do its dos equis
I Don't always use internet explorer But when I do
I SELDOM FART bUT wHEN i DO i LEAN THIS WAY
I dont always post reddit links on people's walls but when i do
I don't always quote Apocalypse Now but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DANCE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always get emotional but when i do
I never Kid when beer or deductive reasoning is concerned
i DONT ALWAYS DECORATE MY NOTEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO ITS WITH SPARKLES
i dont always battle micro
I don't always act like a violent lunatic but when I do
I dont's always drink on a weeknight BUT WHEN i DO
My whistler tip doesn't always work but when it does it goes 'wooo wooooooo'
I don't always cook in the kitchen. But when i do there is always a fire!
i don't always use the bathroom but when i do
i don't always watch shows for little girls but when I do
I don't always get alot of karma Because I never do
I don't always win raffles But when I do
I don't Always Listen to Music But When I do It's One Hot Second
i dont always drink tequila but when i do i blackout
I don't always miss the joke but when I do
i dont always drive but when i do
I don't always send in support tickets. But when I do the problem always gets fixed.
i don't always take holidays but when i do i go to amsterdam
I dont always drink beer but when i do
I Dont always use internet explorer but when i do
i dont always drink beer but when i do
I don't always complain about facebook
I don't always buy games but when i do
I don't usually explode  but when I do I never stop
I don't always listen but when I do it is because they are yelling.
I don't always monitor voip. but when i do
I dont usually finish my assignment but when i do it's because it was on yahoo answers
I don't always sit down to do work But when I do
I don't always want a better shreveport But when i do
I'm not always racist but when I am
I don't always close all the tabs but when i do
I don't always vomit all over the bathroom floor but when i do
I don't always get out of bed but when I do it's after 11.
I don’t often wipe
I DONT ALWAYS DIE BUT WHEN i do its because i didnt taylor gang
I don't always buy console games But when I do
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I don't always develop But when I DO
i don't always fart but when i do
I don't always scare kids But when I do
I don't always use 'shift delete' but when i do
I don't always bury my victims in shallow graves But when I do
i don't always wear a butt plug but when i do
I don't always argue over the internet but when i do
I don't always go to /r/metal BUt when i do
i dont always pee but when i do its in your butt
I don't always leave games but when I do I QQ on the forums
I don't always make memes but when i do
I don't always have interesting poops but when I do you're the first to know
I dont always appear to be photoshopped but i am
I dont always look at the replay but when i do
I don't always put text on images But when i do
I don't Always Get Stumped in Paleography But When I do I write Dicho
I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO MUSIC BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always view furry art online but when I do
i don't always shit in school but when i do
i don't always tell the story about my garage starting on fire oh wait
i dont usually laugh often but when i do
I DON't ALWAYS CREEP BUT WHEN I DO I LOG ON TO FACEBOOK
I DON'T USUALLY WORK WITH PHARMA COMPANIES BUT WHEN I DO I PICK EMAS
I don't Always take metro but when I do
i dont always teach geomorphology but when i do
i dont always teach geomorphology but when i do i make it ambiguous and difficult to follow
WTF is a Meme
I don't always drink beer But when I do I spend 12.99 for a 6 Pack
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I don't always get on reddit but when I do
I don't always sleep with men but when i do
I don't always drink milk
i don't always eat olive garden
i don't always drink milk but when i do
I don't always use the Lord's name in vain but when i do
i dont always poopie but when i do i leave it all over the damn seat
i DONT ALWAYS seem cool to people but when i do i shout smoove
I don't always play lotc but when i do
I don't always use a tablet But when I do
I don't always wear black But when I do
I don't always tell jokes that aren't funny but when i do
ye see gerlad.. its not about the bitches its about pointless memes
I dont always kill hookers
I don't always have regular sex But i always fist
i don't alway eat mcdonalds  but when i do i shit right after
i don't always get permakilled but when i do
I Don't Always Watch a Show for little girls But when i do i prefer my little pony
I don't always sell drugs on the corner But when I do
i don't always watch entire videos but when i do
i put the bottom on top and the top on bottom i don't always use this meme but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT
I don't always fart in my office but when I do people always come talk to me
I don't Always protest But when i do i protest everything
i don't always get into troll threads But when i do it's to show my jealousy and hatred because i didn't think of it first
whores before coke
i don't always ejaculate all over the table ....................
I'm not always puking But when i am i look at you
I Don't always Get To choose where to watch tv on the internet But when i do i always go with putlocker
i dont always go OOM in a raid but when i do i blame it on the dps
My head doesn't always itch but when it does
i'm not always passive-aggressive but when i am
i dont always watch jersey shore... but when i do
I dont normally use macros but when I do
I don't always beat women but when i do
I don't always get triples but when i do
i don't always click nsfw links at work but when i do my browser locks up
I don't always buy halloween candy But when i do i eat it all before i have a chance to hand it out
i don't always look at blocks of text but when i do i read the economist
I don't always ask people about their religion But when I do
I don't always listen to bohemian rhapsody but when i do
i don't always practice the pull out method but when i do
I don't always fart but when i do
I don't always click links from /r/atheism but when i do
I dont always get angyr but when i do
i don't normally generate memes but when i do
I don't always brush my teeth but when i do
I don't always wear argyle socks but when i do i feel classy
I don't always don't but when i do i'm drunk do
oh wait... I DO
I dont always type perfectly  but when i do
I don't always break combos but when I do
i don't ALWAYS use body wash but when i do it's on my balls
I don't always fall in lava but when i do i have tons of diamonds
I Don't Always do Group Projects But when I do I end Up doing 90% of the work
i don't always use internet explorer but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE FLOUR BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always lose my phone but when i do its on vibrate.
I don't always post on fb but when i do
I dont normaly troll but when i do
I dont always sleep with a lot of women behind my wife's back but when i do
I don't always celebrate my Birthday But when I do
I dont always go to the gym but when i do i make sure all of zn knows about it
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT CEREAL BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always appear on tv but when i do
i dont always watch oasis but when i do
I dont always offer 6 dissertation choices but when i do i make sure you get none of them
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MEMES BUT WHEN I DO
Me watch BET awards? If I wanted to watch niggers I'd go to the welfare office
I'm not always filled with mirth and good cheer But when I am
i dont always use condoms i have 84 children from 81 baby mama's
i don't always use condoms but when i do
I don't always drink starbucks but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS SPEED BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE THE GUY BEHIND ME SWITCHED LANES TO PASS
i don't always please bob murphy in fact
I DON'T USUALLY WATCH FAMILY TV SHOWS BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always watch porno but when i do its freaksofcock
I dont always buy a tv but when i do i get the most expensive one
I don't always look for trouble
magic city mondays? im thinking yes!
I don't always give diseases but when I do they're venereal
I don't always make a status update But when I do it's usually a youtube video or picture
I DON'T ALWAYS GET RANDOM CRITS BUT WHEN I DO I'M ROCKET JUMPING
i once created a meme character but every time someone had a great meme for it
never been married but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS TROLL But when i do
I dont always buy soda on campus but when i do i buy Dr.pepper
I don't always message girls back but when i do
I dont fap every day but when i do i do it five times
People don't always like my facebook posts But when they do
I DON'T ALWAYS POST TO REDDIT BUT WHEN I do
I don't always Cry But when I do
I don't always go Balls deep... 'so there i was...'
I don't always rage quit
i don't always bring a knife to a gunfight but i do
I don't always not sleep But when I do
I don't usually show this image but when I do
I don't always listen to british pop music but when i do- I listen to ellie goulding
I DON't always say Impossible Things with a serious face But when I DO
Most interesting man in the world Does second rate beer commercials
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK PABST BLUE RIBBON BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always check my credit score but when i do
I don't always play pokmon But when I do
I DONT usually run out of toilet paper but when i do
I don't always beat up midgets but when I do
i don't always stare at gifs but when i do
I don't always eat cake But when i do
i dont always post in forums But when I do
I dont usually drink energy drinks but when i  do
I don't always offer dinner to my roomates but when i do It's because I want them to feel obligated to do my dishes
I don't always update last_update_date but when I do
I don't always dirt dance but when i do
I don't always say thanks. But when I do
I don't always Eat MEXican food  but when I do
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always vote Acadia but when I do
I don't get hacked often But when I do
I don't always where a wife beater But when I do i beat hard
I don't usually cry bUT WHEN I DO
I don't always game but when i do i rage like kathy
Join Video Gaming Club Play Board Games anyway
I don't usually go nunu but when i do
I don't always wear Jorts But when I do my ass eats them
i don't always get god tier. but when... oh wait yes i do.
I dont always play tryndamere but when i do i lane n fail
I don't always have low innerbeats But when I do
I used to care about e_NOTICE but now i just buy bigger disks for logging
i dont always talk to my friends back home but when i do i make sure the first thing i say hurts their feelings
I DONT USUALLY CAMP IN FPS GAMES But when I do
I dont always earthquake but when i do
I don't always need to take a shit but when i do it's when the wife needs me to do something
I dont always have diarrhea but when i do i walk around your entire backyard while i shit
I dont usually Play video games but when i do...it's dark souls on ps3!
I don't always do but when i do...
i dont always drink tequila but when i do i get shitfaced
i dont always look in mirrors but when i do they look at me
i don't always wear condoms but when i do
I don't always work security  but when i do
no need to add to friends i appear in feed anyways
I don't always read articles on the internet
I don't always win in fantasy football ever
i dont always like to read but when i do
I don't always pull a snapcaster mage
I dont't usually write unit tests but when I do
I dont always participate in class discussions but when i do
i don't usually curse off uk customers but when i do they say 'cheers!'
I don't always do a PHD But when i do
i don't always get txts but when i do i reply 3 days later
i don't always work security But when i do
I dont always read all the comments but when I do
I don't always like a song but when I do
i don't always repeat myself  but when i do
I don't always use USB'S But  when i do i never unplug them safely
I don't always say i go to bed on skype but when i do i stay up another 30 minutes
i don't always perform inception but when i do I
i don't always play hide 'n seek but when i do I
I don't always have a stroke
I don't always get in the friend zone but when I do I make the best hair braids
I don't always sleep my day away but when i do
I don't always do cocaine But when I do
i don't always do what i do but when i do
but when i do
I don't always respond to emaiLS but when I do
I don't always steal from people but when i do
I don't always make mistakes in tetris but when I do...
i dont always use condoms but when i do i use trojan
I don't always come up with creative ideas but when i do
i dont always touch myself but when i do
i don't always wear protection but when i did
i don't always fight chuck norris but when i do
i dont always check in bugs but when i do
i don't always engage in melee combat but when i do
i don't always go on twitter
I don't alway use project management
I don't always get hit on
I don't always wathc fake baseball but when i do
i DONT ALWAYS THROW BALLS OF PUBES AT HOMELESS MEN BUT WHEN I DO I GET ATTACKED
I dont usually play Akali But when i do
I don't always eat at Mc'Donalds But when I do
I don't always wake up with a raging boner but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT 2 MINUTE NOODLES BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always 'insert joke' but when i do 'insert joke'
I don't always write useful code but when i do
I don't always need an attorney but when i do
HE BRINGS ROCKS TO GUN FIGHTS AND WINS
i dont always run to my classes but when i do
I dont always use Oxy Clean But when I do
i don't always spam the listserve but when I do
i dont always fap but when i do
I don't always accidentally but when i do
i don't always make memes but when i do
Nate and dustin don't always go to lunch together But when they do
I don't always Make oc comics but when I do they get lost somewhere in latest uploads
I DON'T ALWAYS SMOKE HOOKAH but when i do it's @Thehookahspot
I don't always pray but when I do
i don't usually watch baseball BUT WHEN I DO
I don't usually use your faucet but when i do
I don't always use an alias but when i do my name is big balls mcjohnson
I don't always smile but when i do
I dont always want people to light themselves on fire but when I do
Anna banana is awesome.
I don't always do risk management But When I do
I don't always think about you But when i do
I have code to write but i will write meme first
I don't always eat shit while riding a bike but when i do
I don't always check my corners But when I do
I dont always facebook
i don't always do homework but when i do
i don't always make fun of bri but when i do i keep it going
I don't always say always But when i do i make sure it usually is always...
i don't always support causes but when i do
I don't always fly the uav but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTE BUT WHEN I DO I GO SECOND
i don't always vote tf2 posts but when i do
I don't always have to deal with erectile dysfunction but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TWO GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO I HAVE ONE CUP
Ich weiss nicht immer Deutsch sprechen.  Aber wenn ich es tue
i may not like socialists but i love novels written by socialists
i dont always comment on your post in particular but when i do it might not be the best strategy
I don't always test my code But when I do
i don't always delete my posts
i dont always look at stinkers but when i do
i don't always visit soviet russia but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS USE TOILET PAPER BUT WHEN I DO I USE IT TO BLOW MY NOSE
i DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO DOS EQUIS GIVES ME THE SHITS
i dont always dipset
I do it right I don't always time travel
I don't always post as anon but when I do
i DON'T ALWAYS DRIVE AN 18-WHEELER BUT WHEN I DO
Rarely do i log in just to downvote but when i do
I dont always watch tv But when i do i skip the commercials
i don't always drink coffee but when I do i have to take a big shit
I don't always hope for red lights but when i do
I don't always drink beer but when i do
i doNT ALWAYS BREAK MY LEG BUT WHEN I DO I PUT DA TEAM ON MY BACK
I don't always Test my sql scripts But when I do
I don't always buy a smartphone but when i do
I don't always post on the forum
I don't always get trashed But when i do crazy shit happens
I dont always shit my pants but when i do
I dont always henshin but when i do
I don't always masturbate but the sex was horrible
I don't Always get hit on by guys but when I do
i dont usually see films with my parents but when i do
I Don't Always Drink milk but when i do
I don't always go on /b/ but when I do...
CleanMess Over everything
I don't always drop a bottle of ketchup but when i do
I dont always wear dirty cloths but when i do
I don't normally walk but the elevator was broken
I don't always ask for money But can you spare some change please
I dont always talk with my mouth closed
I dont usually have this many drinks But that's the only way I can have sex with her
I don't always text that girl but when i do
I don't always do deadlifts But when I do
I don't always administer cocaine by insufflation But when I do it's always off a prostitute's buttocks
i dont always get paid. but when i do
I don't Always Have Problems But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS FLEX BUT WHEN I DO YOU WOULD KNOW IT
I don't always comment on facebook statuses... but when I do
your facebook will be flooded with my stories As I am the most interesting man in the world
i dON'T ALWAYS POST FACEBOOK STATUS UPDATES BUT WHEN i DO
i dont always make antisemetic remarks but when i do
I don't always buy chronic But when i do
I don't always post on facebook But when I do
I don't always use the toilet But when i do i destroy it
i don't usually talk to field grade officers but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT CAKE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always listen to justin beiber but when i do
I don't always do my homework but when i do
i don't always have low self esteem but when i do
I don't usually eat at burguer king but WHEN I EAT
i may not always make memes but when i do i'm usually high
i don't always listen to pAVEMENT BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always wear facelights But when I do
i don't always play electric guitar but when i do
i don't always play russian roulette but when i do
You'RE GONNA TROLL THIS THREAD TO DEATH. AREN'T YA?
I don't always blow tons of money on clothes but yes i do
i dont always beat my wife but when i do
I don't often operate heavy machinery but when I do i drink dos equis
I dont usualy feed gorgo but when i do
I don't usually eat at burguer king but WHEN I EAT
Hey im mike osnato. And i <3 Mudkips
I don't always go on /Gone Wild but when i do
I dont always play xbox 360 But when i do its L4D
The most interesting man in the world you say? Why yes I am
CHUCK NORRIS? He'S MY SON!
' Not only do i take ultradrol
i dont usually throw parties but when i do i call every living man
I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE TIME OFF WORK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always let my wife out of the kitchen but when i do she goes to the supermarket
I dont always protest on wall street. but when i do
I dont always use a comdom but when i do
i DONT USUALLY USE MY MILKSHAKES BUT WHEN I DO tHEY BRING ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD
I dont usAlly pass red lights But when i do
I don't always lose faith in humanity but when i do
I don't always tumbl boobs. but when i do they're scene boobs.
I dont usually play skrillex but when i do its lame
I DONT ALWAYS DO THINGS BUT WHEN I DO I DO THEM BEFORE THEy're cool
i don't always write java programs but when i do i write javadoc as well
I don't always see it But when I do I shit bricks
I DON'T Always listen to music but when i do
i don't always love girls but when i do
i don't usually  shoot heroin but when i do i shoot it in my bunghole
I dont always want to kill myself But when i do
I don't always write in sharpie But when I do I breathe in deeply
I don't always post stuff on facebook but i won't
I don't always wear pants
I DON'T ALWAYS BONE FATTIES. BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink but when I do
I dont always ask girls to homecoming But when I do
i DON'T ALWAYS USE CONDOMS... BUT WHEN I DO I PREFER TROJAN
I don't always vote but when i do
I don't always sing in the shower.... but when i do it sounds like ray charles
I don't usually JErk off But when i do i do it chatroulette style
I don't ALWAYS pirate music from the internet But when I do
i dont always make memes but when i do they're hilarious
I dont always wash my hands but when i do
I dont alwys masturbate But when i do she  cums first
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO WORK
I DON’T ALWAYS COME STRAIGHT HOME AND START DRINKING BUT WHEN I DO I USUAL EMBARESS MYSELF ON THE INTERNET
I DON’T ALWAYS WEAR BANANA HAMMOCKS BUT WHEN I DO THEY’RE SPEEDOS
I DON'T ALWAYS SEE MY LIFE FLASH BEFORE MY EYES UNTIL A WOMAN IS DRIVING
I DON'T ALWAYS HIRE PEOPLE TO MOW MY LAWN UNLESS THEY'RE MEXICAN
I dont always comment on drama but when it does it involves dumb bitches
i don't usually use awp in counter strike  but when i do
i don't look at other men often but when i do
i don't always post wolves but when i do
i don't always post wolves but when i do
i don't always post wolves but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY HOME GAMES AT NIGHT BUT WHEN I DO
I don't aLways play facebook games but whEn I do
I dont always drink but wen i do..when i do...damn it alzheimer!
I don't Always USE memes But when I do
I dont always send smileys But when I do
i dont always talk to erin But when i do i tell her to shut up
I don't always want to go to the Roxy But when I do
he doesnt look like a fool with his pants on the ground
I DONT ALWAYS LISTEN TO MUSIC
i DON'T ALWAYS FIND SPIES bUT WHEN i DO
i don't always accidentally post pictures of weed to my facebook but when i do
i don't usually smoke the icky but when i do
He doesn't pay interest JUST INTERESTING
I don't always text but when I do
I dont always snort cocaine in the jacuzzi but when i do i wake up alone and my dog still has on his collr
I dont always take baths
I don't always vote but when i do i prefer mike raffety
I dont always play as Shaco but when I dont
I DON'T USUALLY SHOW OFF BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always go on omegle but when i do
I don't usually cook. but when I do
i don't usually have unprotected sex
I dont always code visual basic but when i do i'm in school
I'M not always ML'ING but when I am
I don't always decide to be atheist
I don't always need you but when I do
I dont usually abuse punctuation but
I might not be a specialist but I play one in y.m.
I don't always go to a hooker but when i do
i DONT ALWAYS HAVE A MID-LIFE CRISIS bUT WHEN i DO i BUY A PRIUS
I don't often watch the news BUT when I do
I don't always take shits in public restrooms
i don't always enjoy paul rudd movies but when i do
I dont usually shit on bathroom floors but when i do
I don't always go to the toilet without my laptop but when i do
I don't usually watch television
I don't always have sex
I don't always turn ponies into cupcakes
Who the f is this Nuck Chorris guy?
I don't always cheer for Notre dame But when i do
I don't always completely waste my time but when i do
I don't always order from the kids menu
I don't usually watch football-matches
I dont always eat candy.  BUT WHEN I DO Its usually stolen from my girlfriend.
i don't always go overseas... but when i do i become a millionaire
I NEVER STALK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always post drama sh#t on facebook but when i do
alex alsup doesn't always flex traps
I dont always finish my sentences but when i do...
I don't always look haggard but when i DO
I don't always throw scoobers but when I do
I don't always lose my NAtural But when I do
I don't always spawn on snipers but when i do
I dont always make friends at college But when I do they All go on reddit
I DONT ALWAYS FIND THE RIGHT FOLDER BUT WHEN I DO ITS WORKING
I DON'T ALWAYS DRY MY HANDS OFF WITH PAPER TOWELS. BUT WHEN I DO I FEEL LIKE A JACKASS.
I NEVER STALK BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT ALWAYS ABUSE MY BLUE SHIELD POWERS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always feel ashamed when i masturbate but i do when i'm wearing sweat pants
This guy Goes in and out of your pants so fast he leaves a skid mark in your underwear
I don't always shower with a friend But when i do
I don't always use ITSM But when I do
the raiders don't always win but when they do
I dont usualy drink beer but when i do
I don't always fart in public but when I do
I don't always watch TV but when i do
I don't always eat grey poupon But when I do
I don't always rollplay
I dont always show up at acquisio But when i dont
I dont always Tailgate But when i do it's so you cant get in the fast lane
I dont Always play wow but when I do I do it on a saturday night
I don't normally like fps but i finished deus ex
I don't always make arguments for Faith in a church But when I do i cite the supernatural
i dont always troll but when i do i troll on you
I don't always drink beer But when I do
i dont always have threesome but when i do i am pregnant
I don't always pick my scabs But when I do they taste delicious
I dont drink often... but when i do i beat my wife and kids savagely
I don't always play fantasy football but when i do i dominate
THE TRUTH IS I INVENTED THE RUSTY VENTURE
I Don't always fap But when i do feel disguting afterwards
I don't always adopt new age philosophical states of being ..but when I do
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I dont always see people with neck tattoos but when i do they're looking for nasco
ı don't always download songs but when ı do
i DON'T NORMALLY SHIT IN PUBLIC RESTROOMS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always shit in public but when i do
I dont always drink beer
I don't draw very often But when I do
i dont always fail but when i do
I don't always write code but when I do
I don't always wake up thinking it's raining but when i do it's because my roomate is an asshat
I do not go to parties the parties come to me
I don't know anything about computers but when something goes wrong
You kind sir
I DON'T ALWAYS PUKE on dates BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always eat breakfast but when i do
I don't always have a bro But when i do
I DON'T USUALLY RAGE QUIT BUT WHEN i DO
i dont usually play golf but when i do i beat curtis's ass
i usually dont troll but when i do its trolldello
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO SCHOOL BUT WHEN I DO
I always wear a condom. but
I don't always get blowjobs but when I do
i DON't always crank my speakers But when i do
I don't always build Computers BUT when I do I SWEAR LIKE AN ENGLISH LADY
I don't always make child sexual abuse jokes but when I do it's in the butt
I DONT ALWAYS SEND MY TEXTS BACKWARDS TUB NEHW I OD STI C\B YM NAEROK FG SDAER MEHT
i don't always the whole internet but when i do
i dont always ride the sizzler by myself but when i do
wait  they got 250 members?!?!?!!?
I don't always fix my roof but when i do
I dont always herp but when i do i derp
I dont always celebrate birthdays but when i do
i dont always steal people's innocence but when i do
I don't usually add random people but when i do they're girls
I don't always wear adult diapers Depends
I don't always play Quake 3. But when I do
I don't always expect failure from people but when i do
I don't always buy games but when i do
I don't always betray in Halo: Reach but when i do
I don't Always shave But when I do it is at 5 am with scissors
i dont always drink cola
I don't Always seek revenge on reddit But when i do
I don't always get drunk But when I do
I don't always reboot the Exchange server But when I do
When he plays operation he doesn't use the metal thingy
I don't always make fun of Pharmacy students but when i do 
I don't always check all my values but I've never tried to convince myself it was better that way
I dont always test my config but when i do
I don't always watch the food network But when i do
I don't always Lower Cougars
i don't always drink beer but when i do i lose it and try to fight everyone in the club
When you do a commercial
I don't Often commit elaborate fraud
I don't always do exams But when I do i make sure i don't have to resit
I Don't Always Wish Happy Birthday on FACEBOOK But WHen I do
I don't always drink heavily on weekNights Just kidding
I don't always like music on websites but when i do its smoooth jazz
I don't Usually put Baby in the Corner But when I do Johnny STFU
I don't always pee weird in the morning but when i do it's after a long night of sex
I don't always get interviewed for jobs but when i do
I dont always date girls named Kaili but when i do
I don't always go out But when I do I let facebook know about it
I DON'T ALWAYS DREAM BUT WHEN I DO
i used to laugh until i heard a joke from steal
I don't always put my settings on highest But when i do i get shitty crashes
I dont always workout But when i do
i dont always drink beer pff what am i talking about
i don't always have sex with twenty one year olds but when i do there's twenty of them
I don't always  do Men But when I do it is Jamie Crane
i don't always dance in gay bars but when i do i move it like bernie
I DON'T ALWAYS USE EYEDROPS BUT WHEN I DO
WE Don't always have earthquakes
I don't always eat mac n' cheese but when i do
I don't always watch ugly americans But when I do it's because it's right after Futurama
I dont often wear pants But when i do i perfer leather ass-less chaps
i don't always have awesome names... but when I do...i'm batman.
i don't always pee in the shower but when i do i usually shit too.
I dont always try to kill myself
Mauro rosales isn't always the best player on the pitch... Ha! Who am I kidding?            yes he is.
I don't always lose mobs
sex panther 60% of the time
ı DON'T ALWAYS ASK A SIM TO BE MY DATE BUT WHEN I DO 
I don't always take responsibility for my actions... but when i do
I don't always submit to reddit but when i do it gets no upvotes
I don't usually molest children but when i do
I don't lose my internet connection often but when I do
i dont always go near schools but when i do its violation of parole
I don't always post before reading the FAQ but when i do
I Don't offen buy BI solutions  But when I do
when i drink beer i kill people
I don't always eat breakfast... but when I do
i always drink beer until i shit my pants
When he sees athletes giving 110 percent  he gets upset that they're not trying as hard as he does.
I don't always reddit but when i do
I don't always have a good point but when i do
I don't always go to London but when I do
I don't always participate in heated debates but when i do
I don't always spam
I don't always wear a Vest But when I don't I wear a HawaiIan Shirt
I don't always Subscribe to r/gaming But when I do it's to read about games not complaints about r/gaming
I don't always virtualize the Domain controller but when i do i do it in production
you had a salad at mcdonalds you must be healthy
You say all guys are the same? You must have tried them all
You think playing video games at 26 is immature? I should be more mature like you and watch jersey shore
'Like this if you hate cancer' you're making such a difference in the world
Oh you hate facebook? Please
You hate corporations? you should tweet that with your iphone
Oh age is just a number? well jail must just be a room
gun laws would have prevented aurora colorado shootings? tell me more about how criminals follow laws
Oh
you're a 6th grader with an iphone 4s
YOU RESPONDED WITH 'YOUR MOM' YOU MUST WIN ARGUEMENTS ALL THE TIME.
oh you got back together with your ex for the 3rd time it will probably work out this time
you liked a picture of a child with cancer? you must care loads about it
Oh
Oh
Immigrants are stealing our jobs? Tell me more about how you've always wanted to be a taxi driver
So
oh so u lost the love of ur life? Being 11 must be so hard.
you responded with 'umad'? you must win arguments all the time.
oh you don't like metal because you can't understand the lyrics please tell me how poetic dubstep is
Oh
You're dropping out because Bill gates did it? I'm sure you'll be just as successful
Oh
so you liked her picture?  you might have a chance now
oh
You WEAR AXE? yOU MUST BE RAPED BY WOMEN QUITE OFTEN
you liked a picture of a deformed child? how sweet of you
going to the gym tonight? better let everyone on facebook know
oh
You been going out for a week? please tell me more about true love
you shared kony 2012 on facebook? tell me more how you've always cared for ugandian infants
Birth Control doesn't always work
sO YOU'RE AGAINST ANIMAL CRUELTY? THAT LEATHER JACKET LOOKS AMAZING ON YOU
oh
Oh
oh
gay marriage is a sin? tell me more about all that pre marital sex you've been having
Oh you'd like a diet coke with your large meal? You must really be watching your waistline
oh
You hate Kony cuz he has an army of children? You didn't mind my army of little people.
TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW SHOOTING YOU IN CALL OF DUTY DETERMINES MY SEXUALITY
the song i'm listening to is old? Please tell me more about how songs have expiration dates
You found out you only live once? please
oh you hold your middle finger up in a picture you  must be a real badass
I see you wear a lot of tap-out you must be a very dangerous mma fighter
YOur 15th prestige on cod? You should join the military
Oh
you're a celebrity? tell me more how you hate when the fans who made you rich stop you on the street
Oh so you love metallica? name 3 songs besides enter sandman
Oh
Oh
You think we should behead those who insult the prophet? tell me more about how islam is a religion of peace
So you hate kony
you think algebra is useless? tell me about your zombie apocalypse plans
Oh today is 4/20 tell me about all the weed you've smoked
OH
you hate songs with screaming because you cant understand what theyr saying? tell me again what the lyrics to gangam style are?
Oh
oh
You listen to rap real loud while driving? Tell me more about how gangster you are.
oh dear
oh so you call MUSCULAR guys douchebags?   you must get all the ladies with your internet humor
You've read all of the twilight and harry potter books? your understanding of life and love must be astounding.
Oh your a new disney channel actor? when is your album coming out?
you are 13 and you haven't found the love of your life? tell me more about how much your life sucks
your picture has 200 likes? Tell me about all the clothes you had on.
I see you have 'swag' I'll see you at McDonald's later for my fries
Oh
Oh you got a cross tattoo? You must be soo religious.
Play Airsoft? You must know everything about guns!
oh you saw the tupac hologram ? tell me how much of a fan you've always been
China has more gold medals than the usa? their robot on mars must be soo proud.
you think men are pigs? Tell me more about how you hate being single
Oh you are an independent woman? tell me more while you make me a sandwich
So lindsey lohan punched a psychic? I would have thought she'd see that coming
you own a tapout shirt you must be quite the fighter
You say You don't want people to butt into your private life Explain to me again how plastering it all over facebook achieves this
oh
see how there is a difference between your and you're? as in
You posted happy birthday on my wall? you must be a really good freind
Oh so you play Minecraft Tell me more about what a hardcore gamer you are
Oh
oh
oh
PROFITS OF THE AVENGERS EXCEEDED ONE BILLION DOLLARS As of 01/06/2012 PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW PIRACY IS DESTROYING HOLLYWOOD.
Oh
So you drove to the gym? To walk on a treadmill?
oh
sO TATTOOS WILL LOOK UGLY ONCE I'M OLD? pLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW BEAUTIFUL YOU'LL BE IN 60 YEARS
oh
You use profanity to help prove your argument? You must really know what you're talking about
oh
oh
Oh
So you got arrested? Just Say Yolo
oh college is just a big scam? tell me more about how successful your band is
OH SO YOU GOT SWAG? tell me how that's gonna help you when you're unemployed
you wrote a new breakdown? please teach me how to play 00 00 00 00
OH SO YOU BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK THAT'LL TEACH ME A LESSON
Oh you  can't find a good job I suspect you need more Neck tattoos
If guns weren't in stores nobody would buy them
Another call of Duty game? I bet there is some real deep and new content there.
Oh you smoke weed and post about it on facebook? I'm sure future businesses will scour the earth for you
michael phelPS SUCKS DOES HE? cOULD YOU PLEASE SHOW ME YOUR 17 OLYMPIC MEDALS
Oh so you just broke up with your bf? tell me about how much you hate guys and all of them are the same
You think all homosexuals are immoral people? Tell me more about how incredibly straight you are.
OH
So
oh
Oh you wear tapout? Tell me about all the ass you've kicked
So video games are responsible for all these mass murders Tell me more about how Hilter enjoyed playing GTA
OH
Oh
Oh
oh
Please
You won't eat chik-fil-a because the ceo supports traditional marriage? so
oh
oh you posted a picture with hashtags describing whats in the picture? please
you researched higgs boson on wikipedia? please tell me how you have such a brilliant scientific mind.
Oh so you liked and shared the little girl with no eyes picture tell me more about how liking her picture will get her eyes back
Oh So you order two
So you only date 'bad boys' tell me more about how he treated you wrong
Oh
You've read all of the Hunger games multiple times you must know how to survive any circumstance
oh
You're going to bed
you have tons of swag? i'm sure that'll look great on your application to mcdonald's.
Oh
oh you wear northface jackets you must go on alot of adventures
Oh
I don't always make a meme But when i do
You don't like heavy metal because you can't understand the lyrics? please tell me the words to gangnam style
OH SO YOU'RE 15 AND SMOKE WEED? TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE THUG LIFE
Oh the supreme court upheld obamacare tell me how fast you're moving to canada now
So you invented a new use for this meme? You must be new here
ITS 2AM? PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT HOW YOU MUST BE AN INSOMNIAC.
Oh he's not interested in you? Tell me more about how every guy in the world is a jerk.
Didn't you Just speed past me on the highway 5 minutes ago? You went so far.
oh a tapout shirt i bet you've kicked so much ass
Oh
Oh
Oh you voted for Obama because he's black? tell me again how racist white people are
you beat the call of duty Campaign? You must be a video game master
So you know 'snow' and 'californication' Tell me how much of a RHCP fan you are
oh
showing off your skull candy headphones? you must be an audiophile
Oh
So you think your meme is hilarious? i'm sure everyone will agree
so you let him bang you every night because he buys you gifts? tell me more how that is not considered prostitution.
Oh you found out that 'you only live once'? please
#YOLo? there's no punchline i'm sick of that shit
so government
YOU SPLATTERED PAINT ON A CANVAS? TELL ME HOW THAT MAKES YOU AN ARTIST
oh so you ate all your food and did not waste any because millions are staving in africa? those starving african kids must be so grateful that you finished your meal while thinking of them
you're caught in a twilight love triangle? tell me more how you were able to meet a vampire and a werewolf?
So you are in love? who is it this week?
YOUR HEART IS BROKEN AND YOU'LL NEVER LOVE AGAIN? WOW
GUN LAWS STOP SHOOTING SPREES? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW CRIMINALS FOLLOW LAWS
so your favorite author is suzanne collins? tell me a book she wrote besides the hunger games series?
oh you wonder why guys give you a one night stand? please keep posting bikini pics online.
oh
so
Oh
oh you have instagram i cant wait to look at 294 pictures of your face at slightly different angles
Oh
This meme is destroying my image
oh please tell me more about how you're not a hipster
Oh you have a DSLR? You must be a photographer
Oh so you got new 200 dollar shoes ? Tell me more of how you live in the projects
So you hate all drugs? TEll me more about how alcohol isn't a drug
You threatened to beat me up on the internet? tell me more about how much of a badass you are
Oh
Oh
So you think that liking a status update equates to activism? I'm sure Martin Luther King Jr. would be proud.
Oh you got drunk on your first week of college? tell me more about how much of a badass you are
oh you play mw3 and minecraft? please tell me about how you were always such a huge gamer
You don't like something that I like Please tell me again why I should give a fuck
Oh
oh
oh you're back with your ex I bet that will work out great this time
You wear all ADIDAS clothes?  you must be such a good athlete
you have a new boyfriend this week? please tell me how you'll love him forever
Oh
you say that's your real haIR? well then a slight tug should do nothing
oh
Oh
Oh
So video games are a waste of time? Please tell me how knowing what the Kardashians ate for breakfast is important
You hate capitalism? Tell me more about that iphone in your hand
oh you're outraged about the Zimmerman verdict? tell me more about your legal expertise
oh you're a fan of rap music? please tell me all about how drake and lil wayne are the greatest
You own a nikon? tell me more about how much you love photography
so you're in a gang
Margaret thatcher has died? Tell me more about how you're 18 and suddenly an expert in 1980's Politics
gun control can prevent shootings? tell me more about how criminals obey laws
Oh
You liked a picture of jesus? the gates of heaven just opened for you
so your boyfriend deleted you off facebook? maybe hes as tired of your posts as we are.
Happy 4-20? are you even old enough to watch a PG-13 Movie?
oh you're complaining how busy you are  tell me again how you got to level 482 on candy crush
You've never studied healthcare nor economics? please
'People Are Stupid' Except for you of course
Guns cause crime? You must think umbrellas cause rain
Oh
Oh you stopped talKing to me? That Must prove Me wrong
posing with alcohol? let me know how that job interview goes
tony romo
now that obama was reelected you want to leave america? Please tell me which country you plan on illegally immigrating to?
oh
hey hipster
you're dating my ex? im eating a sandwhich. would you like the leftover from that too?
so the selfies you take in the bathroom... are those shot before or after the shit?
YOU SAY THAT PIRACY IS KILLING THE MOVIE INDUSTRY TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW IRON MAN 3 MADE $175 MILLION THIS WEEKEND
americans are fat and lazy? tell me more while i count our gold medals
So you stopped eating at Chick-Fil-A because the owner thinks that Homosexuality is wrong. Tell me
Oh you have swag? i bet that will look good on a job application.
Oh
You liked that photo? Congratulations on finding the cure for cancer
Oh
OH
oh you're 'facebook official' now? your relationship must mean a lot.
Oh
Oh
ANOTHER ONLINE PETITION? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU'RE CHANGING THE WORLD.
deleted that EMBARRASSING pic on your profile so you can go for a job? i'm sure it doesn't exist anywhere now
You say giving away freedom in return for safety is a good idea? tell me where that's worked before
oh
So you insulted someone on facebook? Tell me more about how cool you are.
Oh
oh
So the government wants to legislate ammo purchases? tell me more about how criminals obey laws.
You say Snookie from MTV is pregnant? Im sure that child wants an abortion
oh
So you're a christian who goes on r/atheism to downvote everything? tell me more of your brave and courageous conquests
So chelsea won tell me how you've been a chelsea fan for life
oh you made a meme about error 37? i bet no one else will think of that.
oh
You are against big corporations? please tell me more about your new iphone
Oh
you can play guitar hero on expert? when does your first album come out?
So you want to be an engineer And don't like math
Oh
oh
Oh
oh you make wonka memes? tell me all about how good you can troll
oh
Oh.
the avengers made more money its opening weekend than any other film in history? please tell me more how piracy is destroying hollywood
oh
oh you have your hood up? You must be going so hard
Oh you like food? Tell me more on how unique you are!
you're a teenager dating a much older man? you must be so much more mature than the rest of your friends
stop kony? you must be such a COMPASSIONATE person
engaged at 18  wonder how long that is going to last
You’ve got quite the collection of facebook posts
So i heard you like wu-tang clan Name me 5 members
Oh you hate nickelback? let me check your ipod
'like this if you hate terrorism
oh so you need some new friends? i'm sure you're a great one
All the small things is the best blink-182 song? You must be a real fan
Nice tapout shirt tell me about your mma record
Oh
You post quotes from an overheard song on the radio? you must be so inspirational
Oh
Your name is Destinee
You own a pair of beats? tell me more how you always cared about the best sound quality.
Pressed 'like' and saved that deformed child
fastest hands in the west? please tell me more about your masturbation habits
so
oh
so you think you are a gangsta? Tell me again why your mom still makes your bed
OH
cool status about 4/20 except you don't smoke weed
oh
oh so you're voting for obama? we can be sure you're not a racist now
So this band is coming to your country tell me all about you being their biggest fan since ever
So you 'love' lorde Name one song other than royals
you asked a man from the backwoods of louisiana for his opinion on homosexuality tell me more about what you expected to hear
oh you speak a foreign language please make a meme
Oh
you play guitar hero and know everything about guitar playing? tell me how to play the a minor pentatonic scale
Oh
You're 17 and tweet about the presidential Debate? Tell Me all about your informed politcal opinion
you say the packers only lost because of the replacement officials? tell me again how those dirty refs sacked aaron rodgers nine times
oh
Oh so you think you're black? please tell me what part of africa you're from
So you have a rubber mold of a scotum hanging off your car? Please tell me how that makes you cool
Oh you made a meme you must be hilarious
Got a double kill in griffball? MLG Pro 2013
So instagram might sell your photo and not compensate you? Imagine how gene WIlder Feels about this meme
YOU SAY YOU WANT TO SEE THE REST OF ROMNEY'S TAX RETURNS? TELL ME HOW YOU'VE ALWAYS CARED ABOUT TAX RETURNS WHEN VOTING
So you are a girl who thinks boys should be circumcised? Tell me more about how men should never control women's bodies.
OH
oh
oh so you were posting 4/20 celebrations? tell me more about when you were high 24/7
You guys have been dating for a week? tell me again how in love you two are
oh
oh so you're a vegetarian please tell me more about how you're a better person
oh you're done with drama please write another status about it
YOU MADE A MEME AND ONLY GOT 1 LIKE? HMMM... I WONDER WHO THAT LIKER WAS
Tell me again how this project is more important than my weekend.
You listen to all types of music? Tell me more about One Direction
You say 'My little pony' is immature? tell me how CIVILIZED 'Jersey Shore' is
ahh you take pictures of yourself TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE IMPORTANT STUFF YOU DO
oh you dont want to wait in line for hours just to vote? that must be so hard since you waited in line for a week just to buy an iphone
please tell me more about how posting yolo  on facebook means your'e doing something with your life
oh macs are better than pcs? tell me more about your vast knowledge of computers
Oh
OH
oh
oh
oh you make your own memes you must be really popular
oh
oh you love your boyfriend do you? tell me more about the times he's acted like a douche bag
oh you will never find a good guy? I'm sure telling everyone on facebook will fix that
OH
you want to be left alone please post 3 more statuses and 10 more tweets to highlight the fact that you dont want any attention
i see you have a tricked out honda you must be an underground street racer
you named your band after an internet acronym? lmfao
i don't always create a meme but when i do it's wrong.
Oh You're Wearing a Che Guevara T-Shirt Tell me About the wonders of Communism
oh you came to start a new life in my county please tell me more about how our schools and traditions have to change to fit your needs
Oh
you suddenly only like the things your girlfriend likes tell me more on how you are your own person
Facebook and the people on it are annoying? tell me about that other tab on your browser
so you're shocked Neil Armstrong Died after being stripped of his 7 titles? tell me more about why you can't find a job
You made a condescending wonka? You must be so clever and witty
You swear about your parents on Facebook? You must be a total badass
so you want to go to school for philosophy? you must be quite the intellectual
oH SO YOU THINK oBAMA AND ROMNEY ARE LIARS? PLEASE SHOW ME AN HONEST POLITICIAN
$718 Billion on defense... Fascinating how $26 Million to teach kids to read is the problem.
oh you put up a kony 2012 poster? you must be such a humanitarian
So you want to capture Kony Tell me more about how to pass his kid's army without killing them
Oh
Oh
'Like' your status if i love god? tell me more about how I'm going to hell for ignoring your stupid posts.
Oh you're 2% Native American? please tell me all about your people's oppression
so you love freedom? tell me why you dont support ron paul
Oh
Oh
oh you just graduated i'll take a number 1 with extra pickles
you say you live a #thuglife so tell me how middle school's going
So you've heard here comes the sun? tell me more about how much you love the beatles
you posted on facebook how drunk you were? you must be so cool
you share photos of cancer children on fb? please teach me how to become a great benefactor like you
Oh
oh you went to church on easter. tell me more about how religious you are
oh
You got fired from an internship for not showing up Of course I'll write you a letter of recomendation
Congrats on the engagement... When's the baby due?
So you want to bomb Syria? Please tell me more about your Nobel Peace Prize.
oh
Oh
So you got so drunk and had the best time ever? tell me more about high school
Oh so you bash heavy metal? Tell me more about how kesha is a genius singer
Oh so your 14
You say trayvon martin was an innocent
OH
Oh
oh you like country music and wear cowboy hats now. you must have a lot of cattle
Political correctness
oH
I’m not stalking you… I GOT YOUR ADDRESS OFF THE ENVELOPE SITTING ON YOUR COFFEE TABLE IN THE BACKGROUND OF YOUR INSTAGRAM PHOTO
Oh you have swag? tell me more about how you're going to be rich
you have a jeep wrangler? you must go on so many adventures
OH
Oh
african americans are only allowed to support obama? tell me again how open minded liberals are
Ohh so your wearing a snapback? Tell me more about having swagg..
oh so you're looking for a nice guy? tell me how many guys you ignored that were nice
so miley cyrus cut her hair? tell me more on how much it effects your life
oh
oh you took a photo with instagram you must be quite the PHOTOGRAPHER
oh
OH
you use a meme of me to make some point so tell me
you swear after every word? Tell me about how cool you are
oh you're an art major? I bet you work so much harder than everyone else in college.
oh your upset and don't want anyone to talk to you please make a few more facebook statuses about it
oh you got on my facebook from my phone? tell me how much of a hacker you are.
Oh
You've watched 700 episodes of smosh  you must get out a lot
Oh
Oh you make Dubstep? tELL ME HOW YOU MAKE IT DIFFERENT THAN THE OTHERS
Oh so you have a tattoo? please tell me how badass you are
You made a crappy new meme? Yes
oh so this singer just died? tell me more about how you've always been a huge fan
Oh
Oh you been dating for 5 days Please tell me how in love you are
you tell me i'm immature for watching anime so i should be more mature like you and watch jersey shore
You think playing video games at 25 is immature i should be more mature like you & watch jersey shore
You used 'haters gonna hate'? I admire your creativity
you cheated on him and broke his heart tell me more about how he was your true love
So you just finished reading 50 shades of grey Tell me how you're an expert in BDSM now
so you bought sushi at a gas station tell me again how bad your diarrhea is?
Oh
oh
I don't always make memes... But when I do
oh so you live 1000 miles away from your girlfriend tell me again how much you enjoy blue balls
oh
Oh
nEW GUN LAWS ARE GOING TO STOP SHOOTINGS HUH? pLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW CRIMINALS ABIDE BY LAWS
oh
please tell me how much of a hockey expert u are after watching one nhl playoff game
My taste in music sucks? please
You drink protein shakes? tell me more about how you're stronger than everyone else
you said yolo? tell me how amazing your life is
SO YOUR PHONE HAS AN 8MP CAMERA? YOU CAN REALLY SEE THE QUALITY OF THEM ON INSTAGRAM
oh you have been dating for less than 2 months? You must be in love
oh so you like skrillex you must know so much about dubstep
you're tired? you must be so exhausted from doing all that nothing all day
10th prestige on mw3? tell me more about you're sex life
you write memes? you must be funny.
Oh
you're using an iphone and an imac? you must be so creative
So you want higher taxes? Tell me again how well California is doing
Oh so you're a dubstep fan? Name 1 dubstep artist that isn't Skrillex
So you think that the yankees are great? see you in the world series...oh
oh
so you think all the groups you support on facebook are making a difference? Tell Me
So
oh you just discovered spirituality? tell me more about your new yoga pants.
so you watch naruto? tell me more about how much of a great fighter you are
you're profile picture is a car you must be a transformer
Oh you have gang tattoos? tell me about how you grew up on the  tough streets of leicester
Oh you ONLY LIVE ONCE? I THOUGHT YOU ONLY LIVED TWICE.
Oh you put 'young' before your name? you must be a rapper and a gangster.
Oh
Oh
you made a meme? aren't you cutting edge.
Oh
So
oh 0.6 seconds left in class? Tell me more about why i shouldn't be packing up
'there are No absolutes' you say... tell me more about how absolutely sure you are about that.
The Economy can't be that bad... Obama's Dog Walker gets $100K a year.
so you're unique? those thick-framed glasses and ear gauges must define originality
So you don't need good grades because you have swag? I'll take a number 3 with a large coke and fries. please.
Oh you have swag? i bet that will look good on a job application
Gun prohibition would stop murder incidents? tell me more about how drug prohibition stops drug use.
Oh. So
Oh
SO YOU 'LOVE' DUBSTEP TELL ME SOMEONE OTHER THAN SKRILLEX
YOU'RE 13 AND DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND? TELL ME HOW YOUR LIFE CAN'T GET ANY WORSE RIGHT NOW
oh
you bought a mega millions ticket? Please
oh so you think video games are responsible for gun violence please tell me more about how humanity was peaceful before they exist
want to kill your enemies because of religious differences? Please tell me more about your faith's unconditional love and forgiveness
OH
oh the current candidates are liars and idiots? tell me more about your plans to run the country...
You're 11 and you have a boyfriend? tell me more about how you're going to be together forever.
You have A thousand friends in facebook? Tell me about how you met them all in real life
We only live once? Please
You're pregnant at 14?  Tell me all about how great a mother you'll be.
Oh
oh
oh
YOu set song lyrics as a facebook status? You are so deep
oh android users can use your previously exclusive iphone only app? how terrible your life must be
Oh
so you like watching movies based on books? so tell me when did you start reading them?
oh you figured the world out at 16? you must be unique
Oh so you're a gamer gurll? please tell me more about the 3 games you own
tell me the world cup score again  I'll pretend I'm listening
Bill gates dropped out of college? I'm sure I can see an equally successful future for you
you just called me a faggot how original
You WAnt to Axe me a question. Did you say that by askident?
Oh
Oh playing videos games is immature... perhaps i should be mature like you and watch jersey shore
you didn't do your homework? tell me more about your future with burger king.
You think 'the Hunger Games' is a plot that hasn't been done before? Tell me more about how you failed to read 'The MOst Dangerous Game' in high school.
oh
really .. you want to make the world a better place? I'll make sure to read all about it on your blog
Never forget 9/11? Tell me
Oh
'Iedited this photo xox' oh really? i thought you were naturally sepia.
Oh
Oh
oh you wish you could find a nice guy like me? tell me more about why you just don't date me
so you and your gun would have turned the tide in aurora? please tell me about all the gunfights you've experienced.
OH
OH
So you wear cowgirl boots everyday now? you must be so country...
posting foreign language memes on english site? what no meme generator in ballsacistan?
Oh
You have two kids and an 8th grade education? you must be a real woman
oh
oh so you carry a knife?  tell me more about what a bad ass you are?
oh it's your birthday? tell me more about how this is your day
Oh you have a tapouT shirt? Please tell me how you are a Traine fighter
YO DAWG! I HEARD YOU LIKE WRONG MEMES
oh
you make willy wonka memes you must be so hilarious
oh your 13 and you got dumped? Please tell me how your life is over
You don't like timeline? please tell me how your opinion matters to facebook
oh
Oh
Oh you're in a high school band? tell me more about how you're going to be discovered soon
you got homies? i'll try to be careful.
oh
oh so you watch the walkig dead? please tell me about how you would handle a zombie apocalypse
oh
did you say something? I was looking at your boobs
so you created today's highest rated meme Tell me more about how people other than yourself upvoted
You have a loud jacked up truck Tell me more about how big your dick is
so fernando torres scored? was it for the other team
Oh
you  are  the  reason  WHY There Are directions on shampoo bottles
you only care about other people suffering during disasters & holidays?  you must be a real giving person
OH
You wear a fedora with a t-shirt? You must be quite the ladies man
oh so you think justin beiber's the best??? Please tell me how many friends you've got?
Oh
Oh
Got a really terrible and fundamentally flawed argument to make? put it on a picture of gene wilder
Oh
Oh so you share photos saying share for god? you're definitely going to heaven
YOu play call of duty? You must be a weapons expert
So you eat in McDonald's? Tell me how much you're against capitalism
oh you've read the hunger games books? you must be an avid reader
i see you have skulls on your t-shirt you must be quite the bad ass
You must be new here
You know the intro to don't stop believing? Tell me how much you love journey
Oh
so you think you're a hard gangster because you listen to rick ross? remind me how far away from the ghetto you live
So
So your saying you put marijuana leaves on your facebook to make you cool? Please tell me more about what you will accomplish in life.
Oh
Oh
Youve been dating a month and youre engaged? must be soulmates
Oh
Nice makeup did you headbutt a chalkboard
oh
Oh
So you can't eat pork because you're a muslim? tell me more about your favorite beer while you smoke that cigarette
Oh
Oh
You added lettuce to your triple cheeseburger? You must be very health conscious
Oh
so you have a spoiler on your car? you must be going so fast all the time.
Oh
You listen to one direction? you must have a great taste in music
You got that tattoo for only $200? Plan my budget
oh
Oh
keep calling it chevron we know its a zigzag
6.0 K/D ratio on call of duty? I bet you get girls 24/7
so you think gun laws will prevent violence? please
You hate capitalism? tell me more about where your iphone ipad and mac came from
ACTIVE ON FACEBOOK
Tell me more about you being happy without a pc
OH
Oh the internet is down and you can't check facebook? Tell me more about how hard it is to get your work done
You are always surrounded by friends and go to parties Tell me more about how you are alone and depressed
Oh
oh
gUN LAWS STOP SHOOTING SPREES? pLEASE TELL ME MORE ON WHY CRIMINALS FOLLOW LAWS
Guns Kill people  yes a gun has its own mind
oh
OH
oh
So you found the love of your life? Who is It thIs Time?
Oh
Oh
oh no
Oh
So you hired women while you were governor? Please tell me about all the women you hired while at Bain
Creationism is scientific? tell me more about these magic apples and talking snake
OH
someone made a youtube video ridiculing your religion? no one can imagine the hurt you must be feeling
so you hate that romney is rich tell me more about your dreams of winning the lottery
Oh you just smoked your first CIGARETTE? Please tell me more about the 'thug life'
you think gabby douglas needs to get a perm so tell me
You're 12 and have a Boyfriend? Please let me know when the wedding happens
so you support a traditional christian marriage? Tell me more about the relationship jesus had with his wife
Oh you dont care for drama Please keep dramatically complaining about it
You don't believe the government should tell you what to do? Tell me more about your support for a constitutional ban on gay marriage
Tell me more about How your ugly best firend is hot..
so you liked your own status? i'm sure it was hilarious
Oh Its hot out? every other person in the world failed to mention it
Oh you listen to rap? tell me how talented and skilled they are with autotune
Oh so you liked that poor african kid picture tell me more about how liking the picture will get them something to eat
oh so you're an atheist? tell me how you're so much smarter than everyone else
oh so you ran developer tools you must be such a hacker
Oh you've got 'swag' huh? I bet that'll look great on your application to McDonald's
so you think your life is in god's hands? tell me again
i see you mentioned a specific teacher at your school in a meme i'm sure everyone who doesn't go to your school really gives a shit.
OH
So you're married to my boss? Please
So you say I'm not successful enough to be your friend? Tell me more about how you have worked minmum wage jobs all your life and never finished college.
You Press Play on a Laptop Must be hard to be a DJ
Oh you changed your name on facebook to your first and middle name tell me how often people refer to you that way
Oh
oh you do drugs? you must be really popular
Oh your pregnant again Tell me how you could'nt keep your legs closed
so you like to vent your sarcasm through willy wonka memes? i bet you're the first person to think of this
Oh so you talk shit over Facebook but don't say shit in person? You must be a real badass
so you play call of duty? tell me how everyone else is a noob
oh
Your boyfriend broke up with you? Tell me more about how the entire male population is responsible
you miss me why dont you constantly talk about wanting to see me yet do nothing
so you losing weight for the summer? what will you do about your face?
oh you act like you have no idea who i am even though we went to school together? You must be so much better than me
Oh you wore sperry's to class? it must be tough finding a place to park your boat
your favorite pokemon is charizard you must tell me more about your battling skills
Oh
you and the guy you like have the same fb likes you must be soulmates
Oh YOU DOWNLOADED A CRACK VERSION OF FRUITY LOOPS YOU MUST BE QUITE THE MUSICIAN
YO DAWG
Oh
you mock people that don't share your same beliefs tell me more about how open minded you are
So you're a Bodybuilder are your legs not part of you body
you use Linux instead of windows? You must be smarter than everyone else
oh
So you can't pay your debts tell us again about all the shit you've bought
Oh
tell me again how you're going to get things done while facebook is staring you in the face.
Oh you play cod every day? I bet you'd be great in the army
oh
Oh! heavy Metal is just HORRIBLE noise? Please tell how beautiful dubstep is
oh you think more gun laws will prevent mass school killings please tell me why medicated nutjobs will obey these new laws?
OH! You're on foodstamps? Tell me more about how you bought 400 powerball tickets and 2 cartons of cigarettes
So your parents dont want you to move out? That must be so hard for you
oh
so a girl on chatroulette said you are cute? you must be such a casanova
You need a macbook for photoshop? Please
Oh You're debating politics on facebook you must be so smart
oh
my face when someone tells me how original and creative Lady gaga is.
Oh
Oh you want me to come to your photoshoot?  Whats your agency? Instagram?
oh
You want the government to stay out of the bedroom? Tell me again how you want them to provide birth control?
So
You have one upvote on your meme? You must be a comedy genius.
Oh you're giving me parenting advise but don't have any kids? ...Do go on!
So you're a Christian who has used this meme to attack atheists?  Tell me all about how it put them in their place
So you think the Internet is a place where you'll be accepted foR having views different than everyone elses? You must be new here
Oh
oh you like nickelback? you should probably go..
oh you want a mature man  please tell me more about the douchebag your currently dating
So you're a photographer now? tell me more about how you take pictures of yourself in the mirror
Oh so you watch memes all day your life must be so satisfactory
oh you wear nike's i see you must have tons of swag
OH
Oh you did 3 loads of washing this week? Please tell me how exhausted you are
Oh
oh you wear axe? you must get all the ladies
oh you stopped going to school? Ill have the mocha frappuccino
so you have a spoiler on your Honda? Tell me how much faster it is now.
oH
Are you there yet? Tell me again how you're straight out of compton.
so you prestiged in call of duty? you must know so much about the U.s. military
Please post another photo of your workout I can hardly wait
YOU JOINED A FREE THINKING
You're waiting till things are better to work on your finances? How is that Going?
so you made your own meme? tell us how important you feel
so you believe in the bible but have no clue whats in it. that's cute
So you think high school is hard? Tell me more about how difficult the easiest part of your life is
Oh
Tell me why I should be nice on your birthday When you're never nice to me at all
So you drink a lot of coffee? Urinating constantly must make you very alert.
SO you want more extra credit? How about doing all of the regular credit?
you were made in the 80's? so was meth
Your mom checks your Facebook? Tell me more about your first world problems
Oh
You had the worst break up in your life? So how's the rest of ELEMENTARY school going?
SO YOU HAVE A GIANT MUFFLER? YOUR EAGLE SUMMIT MUST GO SO FAST
Oh
oh you listen to dubstep? tell me any other artist than skrillex
Tell me more about how tv is evil but watching all the same shows online is ok
YOUR BOYFRIEND TOLD YOU HE LOVES YOU? TELL ME MORE ABOUT BEING 12
gays have an agenda to force their sexuality onto others against their will? who would do something like that?
oh
OH
Oh
OH
So you think I'm a hipster? I was willy wonka before being willy wonka was cool
Oh
so you had a bad day? Tell me again why all of facebook should care
Oh
oh
Oh
I SEE YOU ARE AGAINST PEOPLE EXPRESSING OPINIONS GO ON ABOUT HOW TOLERANT YOU ARE.
so you think guns kill people? then spoons make people fat
Oh
Oh so you say YOLO? Please
So you cleaned up your friendlist and I wasn't deleted Yay me
Music is your life? please
so you had a colonoscopy? we're all dying to hear the details. please tweet about it.
Oh
So you say you hardly use facebook? Please telL me why you like every status 10 seconds after it's posted
I see you drive a Subaru You must be a great drifter
oh
so skrillex is a musician? i didn't know apple was an instrument.
You are a Pro photographer? tell me about the new business page you just set up on FaceBook again
so you order the salade instead of the fries on Mcdonalds tell me more about how healthy you are
You found love in a hopeless place tell me more about your abusive husband
oh
Oh
You're in a relationship? please post another status about it.
Oh
Oh you say yolo all the time? You must go on so many once in a lifetime adventures.
YOU'RE ATHEIST? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW MY RELIGION SUCKS
so you downloaded 5 songs off of limewire? please tell me how much of a pirate you are
oh you have a hangover? tell me more about how you're never going to drink again
you bought the office lunch? Tell me more about how much money you have
Oh you're 10th prestige in call of duty? you should join the armed forces
you like a photo of a baby that was born pre-maturely? you must be such a caring individual.
So you hate justin bieber but love lmfao tell me more about your favorite music genres
Oh
Oh
you're only 10 years old and you have iphone? please tell me how much you had to work for it
YOU CALL SOMEONE STUPID because they corrected you? tell me more how you are right even when you are wrong
YOu shot at their car because you were disturbed by their rap music You must have a really quiet gun
So the Old Testament prophecies and promises apply to you
real vampires don't sparkle? tell me when was the last time you saw a vampire in real life?
you've taken psychology for two weeks? you must be a master at unlocking people's minds by now
one does not simply cross meme's but when i do
oh so you're proud to smoke weed? tell me more about how what you're doing is so healthy and civil.
You autotuned your voice? You must be a talented singer.
oh
Oh so you go to the gYM? pleeease remind us in fb every day so we dont forget
Oh
so we took 2 secs out of class time by talking. please take 10 min out of class time to tell us how harmful to our education that was
I almost forgot what you look like so thank you for posting those 20 daily pictures of yourself on instagram!
Oh
SO
Oh
Oh
what if i told you this is not the 'what if i told you' meme
Oh
So you think banning guns will end mass shootings? *cough cough* oh
YOU SEE PEOPLE TRYINHG TO GET OUT OF A DOOR? PLEASE
No absolute truths? is that absolutely true?
tell me more about how 50
So Mitt
What's that? You got a 7 killstreak on mw3? Please
please continue screaming yolo as you do stupid things  ill just watch and record
You made willy wonka meme? you must be so sarcastic
You actually ordered a soy cappucino tell me more about how much i care
I see you have a facebook account please
Why am i on the wrong meme? aliens.
Smoking is a turn off? Passing out next to the toilet sounds much sexier
oh
Oh
so you don't study because you think that's for nerds? tell me more about how bright your future will be.
so you listen to lil wayne? tell me more about how much you know about rap
You played slender? You must be so brave
Oh
Oh
Oh you're getting back with your ex? please tell me more about how it will work better this time
oh
SO YOU SAY THAT SNOOKI IS ON JERSEY SHORE? PLEASE TELL ME HOW SHE ESCAPED FROM THE FACTORY
You noticed Pro Wrestlings fake? you must be so smart
0H Y3w tYp3 ly3 di5?  tell me more about growing up in ipswich
Oh so you broke up with your boyfriend yesterday and have a new one today? You must really love your boyfriends
so you play call of duty? you must be such a gun expert
oh so you took a picture of a flower? tell me more about your job as a professional photographer
you say music is you life? tell me more about listening to dubstep all the time
your sharing your profile picture for the tenth time those few extra likes must really boost your confidence
OH SO YOU HAVE AN IMAC
Oh
So you love Metallica? Please tell me about how have only heard enter sandman
you share Jesus christ images on fb? i'm sure god loves you more than me
oh
YOU'RE 1/6TH GERMAN
oh
I respect high school dropouts. I mean
oh
oh you posted a status about 420? you must smoke a lot of weed
So you're a film production major? your youtube videos of your cat look amazing
Adam sandler has a new movie? His acting skills are so dynamic
Oh so you post about drinking bud light nightly? you must be the coolest kid in your middle school.
You're an environmentalist? I like your wooden guitar
oh
Oh i see you used papayrus You must be incredibly creative
Oh
Oh so you dropped out of high school? you  must have life all figured out
you say Russia is bad for invading the Ukraine? tell me
so your telling me that russell wilson is a horrid qb  explain the ring on his finger
i love louis vuitton bags it makes it easier to spot who not to date
you're on your period? please tell me all the privileges you 'deserve'
OH
can you hold your breath for a long time? no? then use punctuation!
Don't have any exceptional Personal achievements? Please tell me all about your husband and kids
so you don't have healthcare because you can't afford it? tell me again about your cable tv
Oh
Oh
you eat vegan burgers? you must be so healthy
Oh so you're pro-choice? Tell me how you support others right to choose something other than an abortion.
Oh
Tell me more about how cold your weather is?
OH YOU'RE DOING AN ARTS DEGREE? PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU'RE GOING TO CHANGE THE WORLD
Oh
What's That America? Oh The metric system is too Hard?
Oh
Oh You have an iPhone? Welcome to 2007.
oh so you own 200 dollars shoes? tell me more about how you're on welfare
so pop culture has no influence on behavior? advertising must be a complete waste
Oh
oh you tricked out your honda civic tell me more about wasted welfare checks
oh so you voted for obama? please tell me how interested in politics you pretend to be
Oh
So you want all teachers to carry guns now? Tell me again about your stance on union BARGAINING rights
so you got me a 10$ iTunes card? pleas  tell me how retarded you  think I am?
Oh! you've Beaten assassin's creed 3? You must know so much about Us history.
You don't like Violent Video Games? Heard your 13 year old got Call of Duty Black Ops II from santa
So you did deadlifts and love the paleo diet? Tell me more about crossfit
oh
oh
oh
So this is Facebook? Tell me more about how grammar doesn't matter.
so you love justin biebers ''live singing'' please tell me who is singing when he is vomiting?
oh so you know a little french please tell me something other than 'oui' or counting to ten
more than 16 trillion in debt and counting good thing we can just print more im sure hyper inflation is bullshit
Oh you brag about usa winning most gold medals tell me more about how everyone in your country is an athlete
THE POPE RIDES AROUND IN A BULLETPROOF CAR. TELL ME MORE ABOUT HAVING FAITH IN GOD'S WILL.
so you like grease? tell me more
oh
oh you're 16 and single? tell me more about being forever alone.
So voting is a privilege  Tell me again how slaves chOosing a new master is a privilege
If christians blew up a building everytime a movie mocked their religion there would be no buildings left on the planet
oh you wrote 'no copyright infringement intended' in the description? it'll never get taken down now.
You just made food? please take a picture and post in on facebook
oh
you're right
So you think using me in a tired old meme was a clever and imaginative way to make your point? Oh
oh
Oh so you had a boring day? please tell me all about it said nobody.
Oh
You're 'Pro-Life
So
oh? you were born in 1999? tell me more about how you were 'a 90's kid'
Oh
OH you have a Ramones shirt? you must be a huge fan
Oh
Oh
So You're a Pro-Palestinian Liberal? Tell me
OH I just accepted you and you sent me a game request? BYE BYE
oh you support manchester city? please
Your parents took your phone off you? I didn't know you had it that hard.
You won a facebook fight? you must be so badass
you say yolo alot? tell me all the dumb shit you do
you post such funny statuses please tell me how copy and paste made you popular
YOU MUST BE NEW HERE
mummy told you you're the most handsome guy? tell me more about your forever alone soap opera
so you were editing videos tell me more about your work as digital artist
OH
you got a nirvana top? please
You say you have swag? Tell me about your college and career plans
birmingham is so crappy compared to atlanta? WOW
so
Oh
oh you post articles and stats about politics tell me more about all the change you're making
I heard you quit your job tell me more about how they dissapointed you
Oh you wear northface you must be adventureous
oh
Oh
Tell me again how you want a real man but aren't sure who your babys daddy is
oh you are a girl and like to hang out with guys cause its less drama? tell me more about how you like to get gangbanged by romanian people
Oh
Oh
So you think Obama is a Kenyan but Ted Cruz isn't a Canadian? Remind me how you're not a hypocrite again
They're going back to a gold standard and the public has no gold  that will end well !
OH
you keep a condom in your wallet you must be such a playboy
You are concerned about poor people? tell me again how much do you give to charity?
you say so? well
Don't believe everything on the internet
Tell me again how  reporting black on white attacks is racist
So liberals can save this country's economy? Please tell me again about Detroit's glorious rebirth.
Oh
You say you invaded that country to promote democracy? please
You just turn 14? Tell me more about your philosophy on life
oh
oh you're posting photos of yourself in the gym again? you must work out really hard
Oh drake tell me again how you started from the bottom as a rich kid from forest hill
So you are a 90's kid you must feel so old
Saffronsghost thinks every post is a 'gay ass post'? I'm sure his original content posts are just hilarious.
Oh You drive a sports car? Tell me more about its automatic transmission and front-wheel-drive
oh
You only like me as a friend? Please explain why you get jealous when I talk to other girls
You say banning guns will stop violent crimes? Tell me more about how other banned weapons aren't used in violent crimes.
You live off a trust fund & go to art school? youre a real pioneer
so yu cut yourself because justin beiber smoked pot ? i bet that taught him a thing or two.
So you think you're literate? tell me again how great you think twilight is
Oh? You have your child's name tattooed on you? You must be a wonderful parent
You want to show me your progress in minecraft today? Please continue
So you are an athiest? Please post me daily memes to remind how you hate hearing about religion.
so your looking at memes? tell me more about the life you never had
Oh your president is black? tell me your thoughts on his foreign policy
firing missiles at jerusalem tell me more about how holy it is for you
oh
you're in college! oh no don't mind me
You watch abc family with your family
so you didn't even read the constitution? tell me more about how bad it is
negative kill/death ratio on cod? tell me again how the enemy team was hacking
So you're a liberal hollywood actor? Please tell me why all of your movies promote a culture of violence?
Oh
Oh so you Bought a new mac? That should really help you take your music career to the next level
you like rap music? tell me more about your many black friends
OH
How cute! you actually believe  OUR VERY FREEDOM IS DEPENDENT UPON recruiting minors.
oh
you're a fan of rihanna? please tell me on what made you like her horrible music.
So you're interested in the royal wedding? Tell me more about how much it affects your life
oh
oh
Oh so you're a fan of the hunger games Who's Madge ?
OH
why do people hate justin bieber
iphone 5 has 4g speeds? yeah
you enjoy correcting other peoples comments on youtube? your english teacher must be quite proud
oh
Oh...80's breakdancing is so stupid
so you think we just landed the first rover ever to land on mars? do me a favor and google Sojourner...  I'll wait.
all guys are shallow and the same? tell me more about how much you love magic mike's personality
ryan lochte is better than phelps? please tell me more about lochte's 18 golds.
So you ate at chick fil a? You must be a devout christian
Oh so you're in a band? A facebook page with no music clearly makes you legit
SO
Oh
You own a pair of beats by dr dre? you must listen to great music
i'm on the god tier? look at me  now haters.
You listen to rap music and sag your pants? please
Oh
You have four upvotes on your meme? You must be a comedy genius.
Oh
You're telling me how the Nintendo Wii revolutionized gaming as it is? Please tell me about it's vast 3rd party library of quality games.
Oh we're out of school? Tell us all by posting it on facebook for the tenth time
Oh you're an ATHEIST Tell me again about how people FORCE FEED you their beliefs
Oh you flipped the teacher off when she wasn't looking? Teach me how to be a badass.
Oh so city are now the dominant manchester team? Please tell me how 3>19
oh your a clippers fan? tell me more about where you were last season
Oh you're celebrating 4/20? Tell me about how far you're going in life
so you're helping out kony 2012? tell more about how your adopting children and building schools
Oh you got 500 likes on your picture? tell me about all the clothes you were wearing
you're obsessed with one direction? please tell me all about how you listen to good music
OH YOU SAY GODS CREATURES DESERVE TO LIVE? THEN WHY DO YOU EAT CHICKEN AND BEEF?
'Click Here to Save the Amazon!' wow
obama supports gay marriage now? oh
Oh
So you think a woman's place is in the kitchen? PLease tell me all about how you're a nice guy and it sucks to be friendzoned
Oh so you're so heartbroken? tell me again why you're in a new relationship.
Oh
You unfriended me on facebook? I'm so sorry.
so your the only person to like a status? you must feel akward
Oh
Oh you're in highschool tell me more about your important problems
oh you support ron paul? please tell me all about how well your 'revolution' is going
SO YOU STARTED SMOKING 1 WEEK AGO ! TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW ADDICTED YOU ARE
Oh you have 1000 tweets?  People must really care about every detail of your life
Oh you're 14 and you just got cheated on? that must have been the only girl you'll ever be with
you read the book before the movie? i'm dying to hear the difference between the two
oh
So you beat L.A. Noir in one week? You must have a P.h.D in LAW
you grind at parties? you must be a great dancer
you're a freshman? oh
Your area of research is intelligent design? Your empirical data must be fascinating
you want me to pay for your birth control? tell me more about your sex life is none of my business
oh so you eat fast food twice a week? tell me again how you're 'big boned'
you edited a youtube comment you must be the spelling type for sure
still obsessed with the missing plane? tell me more about how easy you are to manipulate.
you have more facebook friends than me? but
So you don't like star wars tell me what you've seen other than the clone wars
Yes
You're gonna stop watching if Daryl dies? You're such a rebel
passive aggressive willy wonka comment? tell me more about your mental health
Oh
oh
you don't like chocolate? well maybe the dentist will give you a golden ticket
Oh
Oh you hate capitalism? i'm sure you've lived in a non-capitalist society
yOU SAY YOU'VE READ ALL THE GAME OF THRONES BOOKS? yOU MUST HAVE ALL TYPES OF OPINIONS ON HOW THE SHOW SHOULD BE MADE.
Tell me again how slow your 22mbps connection is
Nintendo makes claims on youtube videos? Please enlighten me on how good of an idea this is
Oh you found a meme off the internet I bet you're so creative
PRA VOC&#202;S O MEU GRANDE FODA-SE
oh
You're tired of my bullshit? Tell me again how you can make yourself feel better by updating it on facebook
I'm impressed
Oh so you are heart broken about the school shootings tell me
so you survived 21/12/12 want a medal?
oh
Oh
So lance armstrong admitted to doping? tell me how trying him in court will solve all the problems we have in sports
So lance armstrong was doping? Please tell me more about how the person who finished 10 feet behind him didn't
so cuba's system is superior to the u.s.? that must explain all the immigrants trying to enter cuba illegally
Tell me more about how you have matured so much since turning fourteen
oh
YEAH NO
So it's remastered in HD
Oh
so
You have a Tumblr? Please tell me how exclusive you are.
OH
You are rivals? tell me more about the differences between you
So you traded your iphone4 for an extra half inch hope your girlfriend doesn't do the same
so you claim obama has created more jobs i'll have a number 5 with a coke
So you've had one Bad relationship? PLease tell me how all guys are the same
Oh your political views are better than mine?  Please tell me more You've almost convinced me.
oh you hate your teachers tell me more about how you stared at your english teachers ass
Oh
Guess what. I don't care.
So tell me obama
S0
You own a alienware computer Tell me more about how good you are at Gaming
so you always forward all the chain messages Now you must be a lucky millionaire
oh
You get your friends the gang up on me on facebook? please tell me more about the thug life
OH YOU LOVE ALL TYPES OF MUSIC? PLEASE GO ON ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU LOVE DEATH METAL
So You can walk through  the hall blind. See you at the next olympics.
YOU HAVE AN UNKEPT BEARD yOU MUST BE VERY INTELLECTUAL
Oh
you deactivated your facebook only to reactivate it a month later? Tell me
oh
Oh you shared someone elses quote on facebook please tell me how creative you are?
you wear a northface you must be an avid adventurer
Oh you think I'm a bad meme? Please show me all of the good ones.
Oh
So you think we need more gun control laws? Tell me more about the aurora theater being a gun free zone.
Immigrants taking american jobs? tell me more about how you're willing to pay more for american services
Oh you have an awesome meme to share? Please
Oh so you say you're so ugly? That is quite the legitimate reason to take 100+ self shot photos and post them to facebook.
so you liked her picture? you might have a chance now
Oh
SO YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE? ENLIGHTEN ME WITH SOME MORE PHILOSOPHY FROM DRAKE
OH
Your Christian college has a great science program? Tell Me More about how the Earth is Only 6000 years old!
You captioned an image of gene wilder as willy wonka? how deliciously sarcastic of you.
Oh
Oh
So you have several complaints about NCAA Football 13? You must be quite the videogame designer
you say you have no money to pay bills and are using food stamps? show me your new iphone again
Oh
Oh
your occupation on facebook says god's servent? please tell me more about all the DANGEROUS mission trips you've been on
the music on my ipod is 'shit'  you must be quite the music critic
YOU WANT PEOPLE TO LIKE IN 3 SECONDS? PLEASE TELL ME HOW THAT HELPS FEED AFRICA
oh? you live in the first world? your problems must be so important
PEOPLE WHO PLAY VIDEO GAMES HAVE NO LIFE? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU PASS YOUR TIME ON FACEBOOK AND WATCH THE JEREMY KYLE SHOW
oh you're doing well in my class? Here's a final exam to fix that....
oh
you listen to icp you must be in really good shape
oh you think that people hate you and are talking about you behind you back tell me more about how you plan to confront them publicly yet wont name them on facebook
Oh
You interpreted my previous sarcastic message as such? Please continue to enlighten me on my thoughts
oh
spending my free time in a fantasy land with an online virtual community makes me a nerd? maybe you can pin that on pinterest
Oh
oh you love your boyfriend? please remind us on facebook every 5 minutes because we care so much
Oh your honda accord has a chopped exhaust? tell me more about that time you outran a lamborghini
Oh you want to be part of a meme? Learn how to spell.
that girl liked your status? she must want to bang you.
Oh you wear toms you must be a homosexual
Someone 'Hacked' Your facebook account? You must be really popular
You think all honors students are elitist assholes? tell me more about how you're not bitter that your application was declined.
OH SO YOU ARE A METALHEAD LINKIN PARK AND GREEN DAY...THATS CUTE
You wear pink shirts? tell me more about how secure you are with your masculinity
ohh so you post memes to facebook hoping to get alot of likes? I bet everyone thinks you're so cool.
Oh you like moonlight sonata? at which prestigious university did you study the classical arts?
Oh
Oh
You makeout in the halls? Please keep it up
So you have a 1000 friends on fb? you must be so proud
Oh you got a tattoo in high school? I can't ever see you regretting that decision
So you're getting white girl wasted? Please tell me how your race gets wasted
oh
Oh I have a red nose? Good observation
I heard you fight for a better world facebook is full of injustice
You leave an anonymous hateful message to me on tumblr? you must really care about me
Oh so you hate meme generators You must be quite the non-conformist
you can put hip hop rhythms over pop songs? tell me more about your awesome dj skills
Oh
santorum? you must have really strong morals
oh she tells you about all the cute guys she likes? i'm sure she'll love you one day
oh so you're an atheist on 9gag? please
you made a wish at 11:11? i bet that's going to come true
Oh
oh
oh
OH SO YOU MADE FUN OF SPARKLING VAMPIRES?  yOU MUST BE SUCH A SOPHISTICATED LITERARY CRITIC
i see you have a crotch rocket tell me about your extensive racing career
Oh
You took a photo with instagram? you must be a great photographer
you just curled 25 pounds? you must body build for a living
oh so you say wheat grass is better than coffee tell me more about your cow agenda
oh
You're vegan and you eat honey? tell me again on how you're vegan for the animals and how you avoid to exploit them
you don't do work while at work? tell me more about how great you are at your job
drugs
retweeting my joke does not make it yours
you wanted to date him
oh
Oh
Your Parents are getting divorced? Tell me again why no one wants custody
Oh you are an alcoholic mother with an abusive husband? Please tell me more about how Video games are making your kid misbehave.
TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU THOUGHT1984 WAS SCIENCE 'FICTION'
so you can't afford $10 for an hour session at MMfitness but you can eat out everyday? You sure have you priorities straight...
I DONT ALWAYS CREATE MEMES BUT WHEN I DO I USE THE WRONG PIC
oh
You burned all the pancakes
you can eat a whole supreme pizza? you must be an african hero.
I said the letter 'P' As in pterodactyl
Oh you're from Canada? please tell me more about your free healthcare and bad weather
please continue  please tell me more about your damn i.t problems...
You're running for a third term? And people are supposed to think the status quo might change if you win?
you're 40 years old and shop at aeropostale? you must get mistaken for a teenager all the time
The hookers in Hamburg Germany have a better education and healthcare than you do.
GIRLS CRYING IN THE CLUB? THEY MUST BE SO TOUCHED BY YOUR LIGHT SHOW...
So
oh
So
Oh
oh
so
remember when hitler won ww2? I SURE DONT...
So you wear 3d glasses with no lenses? you must be such a nerd
Oh
Tell me again How I'm Getting sHit on for doing the right thing
oh You say fail every three seconds you must be popular
Please tell me how Your boyfriend broke your 6th grader heart
Oh
Oh
So Hollywood undead isn't real rap? Tell me more about how good liL Wayne is
Oh you thınk the Sımpsons ıs the dumbest thıng you've ever seen Remınd who your husband and son are agaın
Oh you burn candels b/c of earthhour  what again was the most inefficient method to emit light?
so you're worried about defense cuts? tell me again about that 2.3 trillion missing since 9/10/2001
oh
The governemnts are now targeting dissidents tell me more about how we live in a free society
you use this meme to prove a point? you must be so outspoken about your opinions.
so you listen to icp ? you must know a lot about underground hip hop
Oh
so you say i'm gay for doing theater? Tell me again about engaging in sexual positions with sweaty men on a mat
oh
so the military protects our freedom?  i can't see the soldiers shooting at the capitol building
I see you are wearing cargo pants.... are you fighting the taliban
Oh. so you are worried about gun control now? tell me all about how you cared about it before sandy hook.
Lance Armstrong was Doping? Noooooo...
Oh
oh
You got all your information from a picture on the internet? I see your seconds of research have really paid off
Another Football Post? Why thank you
SO USING CONDOMS IS A SIN? PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU ARE GOING TO RAISE YOUR 10 CHILDREN IN A TRAILER
oh you'r justin bieber's biggest fan? tell me more about your first day of school
Oh  so the world is going to end tomorrow please tell me why i need to shower tonight
So you think every 7th human watched gangnam style?  Please tell me how you watched it 100 times
Oh
So your in a perfect relationship with a perfect person? thanks for reminding me on Facebook everyday
oh you got me a staRbucks online gift card for Christmas? Tell me more about much you hate me.
Oh so take pictures of yourself drinking alcohol and you're underage? you must be such a cool person
oh you major in arts? please tell me how much the big mac combo is?
Oh You hate animal abuse?  enlighten me on how likeng something on facebook will help?
Oh
oh you think christ should be out of christmas? santa has a RELIGIOUS background as well
Hostess going out of business? tell me more about how you've always cared
So you think Psy is the king Tell me more about songs you know except gangnam style
oh so you fought over facebook with caps lock tell me how you are such a badass
New JAVA UPDATE? MUST BE IMPORTANT
so you want us to speak 'american'? tell me again how fluent you are in lakota
Oh
you're a cheerleader you say? Tell me again how important you are?
Italy
Oh so you just got raped? Do tell me how it was all God's plan...
So your girlfriend broke up with you? please tell me how all girls are hoes
Ohh so you draw on yourself to make it look like you have a tattoo? you must be so bad ass
oh you do drugs Please go on
so you think 'hip hop' is music why don't you whistle your favorite hip hop melody for me !!!
oh
tell me more about how im racist  because i ignored your picture of an african baby on facebook
Something funny
So you defend the SANCTITY of marriage? Tell me more about how you speak out against divorce and premarital sex
Obama Will Make things better if Elected? Tell me Again about the past four years
SO YOU CAMPED ON LINE FOR 3 DAYS TO BE FIRST WITH AN IPHONE5? TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU HATE WESTERN MATERIALISM.
'Wow
Oh so there's a new energy drink on the market? Please tell me how well it mixes with hard liquor
oh so you won a meme fight? tell me more on how that's going to get you far in life
Oh
Oh so you're a bears fan? Tell me more about your last 22 Starting Quarterbacks
you get your health
oh
homosexuality is a choice? tell me all about the moment you chose to be straight
Blue hair
constant status about being at a festival please tell me how much fun you're having on your phone
oh so you're voting for obama again? please tell me how much thought you've put into that
Oh
I'm not in the chocolate business
Oh you have over 5000 friends on facebook? Tell me how thats going to pay your bills
i see you have 15 of my candybars in the basket of your motorized cart tell me more about your inability to lose weight
Keep's scrolling please tell me more about how i dont love my mum
*keeps scrolling* oh please tell me how much i don't love jesus
Oh
oh you're a 12 year old from plymouth? tell me more about how you have swag
Am I annoying you yet?
buat meme yuk? biar kita buat threadnya
Oh
oh you put up a status about you going to the gym? you must be serious about this.
Watched Olympics last night? cool
So guns are dangerous? Tell me more about all the shooting while texting fatalities
You correct everyone's grammar and spelling on the internet? You must be so intellectually superior.
Oh
you used yolo in correct context? drake would be so proud.
oh you quote kerouac on fb? you must be so well read
Oh metal isn't real music? Please go on to tell me how poetic dubstep is.
OH LIKE FOR HEAVEN? PLEASE TELL ME HOW IM GOING TO HELL IF I KEEP SCROLLING
so playing video games at 21 is imature? tell me more about your plans for an all day john wayne marathon
oh you drive a motorcycle? tell me how it will stall if you dont unnecessarily rev it.
So you say you ate two whole slices of pizza? please tell me about how fat you are now
oh your boyfriend has so much 'swag' yet he doesn't have a car or a job
So you have read 50 shades of Grey you must be a right dirty cow
Oh you made a meme please tell me more about how you find yourself funny
Oh
Oh so you're a tech business lifestyle blog tell me more about that shark that ate a fish
Oh you have tons of followers on tumblr? You must be so famous
you say i'm gay? you're so original when it comes to insults
Oh it's what's on the inside that counts? Please continue to list all the ugly
so she sent you a smiley face you guys must be dating
oh you have a mac tell me all about how you've always supported apple
Oh you wear skinny jeans and vans Tell me more about how indie you are
So you argue on facebook? You must have an excellent social life.
you like quoting me from my own movie? tell me more about your own creativity
You liked a picture on facebook? Tell me how that cured cancer
oH
you have to do homework? your life must be so hard
Oh you're an ATHEIST? please tell me about the christmas presents you got.
oh so you're a 90s kid? tell me more about how you were born in '98
So I heard you like candy
yolo
Oh so you're an atheist? you must be so intelligent.
oh you a model? who's your agency? instagram?
Oh so you want to go to school for 'physcology' maybe you should go back to 3rd grade learn how to spell psychology first
Oh
Oh
I see you posted another ron paul video on facebook you must be so ready for the revolution
You complain you're broke? Tell me more about your new ipad
You're sexy and you know it? you must work out!
Please tell me more on how you're 15 and you 'Get money'
OH YOU HAD A BAD DAY IM SURE MAKING A STATUS IS GOING TO FIX EVERYTHING
oh
You got trash talked in a first person shooter? you must be new here
Oh
you use a marilyn monroe quote as a caption of a picture of you? you two must be so alike.
oh you play deathcore you should have random clean chorus every now and then
oH YOU DRINK RED BULL? YOU MUST HAVE WINGS
You left your country and came over here? Tell me more about What a great country That is
Oh you have some dre beats? you must be quite the producer
Oh
so
so you talked to a girl? tell me more about how you wont change your status to ' its complicated'
Oh you posted a picture of a drink on facebook? Tell me more about how fulfilling your social life is
you're not celebrating the civil rights act of 1871 on 4/20? i'm sure you're celebrating something much more important today
YOUR PROFILE PICTURE IS A PICTURE OF YOU MOUTH RAPING YOUR GIRLFRIEND I BET YOU HAVE A RELATIONSHIP PURELY OUT OF LOVE
Oh
So friends with benefits didn't work out? Shocking
Oh you use a shotgun on battlefield 3? Tell me more about how good you think you are.
oh
you play expert on guitar hero? tell me about your guitar skills
oh
Oh
Oh you Live in San Francisco Tell me how Enlightened you are.
your daughter fell into the bad egg bin? Maybe you shouldn't have raised her to be a slutty brat
oh
You've been dating your boyfriend for a week? Tell me  More about how you're going to love each other forever.
Oh
yOU QUICK SCOPE IN cALL OF dUTY? yOU MUST BE PERFECT FOR THE MILITARY
SO YOU Post 'Like if you believe in GOD' Pictures You must be Very Religous
oh
Oh so you're a year older then me You must be so smart
birmingham is so crappy compared to atlanta? Wow
Your one of the 99% in income Tell more more about how you're in the top 1% in creativity
oh
Oh
So you're on gchat at work
oh you use instagram? you must be a photographer
So you went to the library to look up an old newspaper article of an obituary? PLEASE
you have a condom in your backpack please tell me of how you will get laid
The love of your life doesn't love you baCk? Must be tough beinG 12
oh you really love your girlfriend? please
You switched off your lights for an hour? you must care for the earth a lot
OH
oh
Oh
so you play draw something? you must be such an artist
Oh
oh you just purchased a lottery ticket tell me again what you will do with your millions
oh you use instagram on your iphone? Tell me all about how you can totally be my wedding photographer
You don't say? tell me all about this wikipedia thing it sounds interesting
So you stopped talking to your best friend because your boyfriend is jealous of him? Tell me again why you hate fake friends
you bought the new ipad? can you tell me again how cool it is?
lebron's going where? How's that effect your life again?
So you didn't like the first 3 transformers movies. Please tell me why you hated the 4th one
fairtrade? yeah right
stars in a movie its mister meme time
HATERS GONNA HATE? WOW
SO you think Geoloegy should be No. 1? Tell me more about how much geologists benefit society more than computer scientists
You say  all mothers love their children tell me again how getting knocked up makes you a good mother
So i said something that offended you... Next time i'll try to give a shit.
oh
What I've said offends you? You should hear what I keep to myself
You think that just because you are a local band YOU CAN CHARGE PEOPLE 5 DOLLARS TO LISTEN TO YOUR TALENTLESS NOISE
oh you are a troll? please tell me how original you are
You claimed 'Nibiru' is going to destory earth awhile ago Where is that planet currently located now?
sarcasm and irony are the same? yup
Oh so you got 12 up votes tell more about how much of a celebrity you are
so you've been here for a while? you must be smarter than everyone else.
you don't think there are enough female ceo's? You must also be upset about the proportion of female custodians
Gods in everyone? that must be why the priest is in you
Oh so you passed me by 24 levels on wizard101 Tell me again how obsessed i am with it
you don't care about what people think? so why aren't you saying this to the public?
So you're dating 3 different guys at the same time? Tell me again why you can't find Mr. Right
Oh so you are a woman tell me about how you do not fart
an interesting thought though not useful
you ebay'd your wow character for 100 bucks those were 300 hours well spent
still wide awake? tell me again what a good idea it was to drink all that bourbon before bed?
so you don't want to talk about the school zone ticket with your husband Tell me
oh you don't always do something You're so interesting
so
like angry birds? you must be alfred hitchcock.
You thiNk Pokemon is a game for little kids? i should be more mature like you and watch TOWIE.
you had a salad at mcdonalds you must be healthy
Oh
oh you're coughing up blood and running a fever?? please tell me why you can't work again?
oh you're a real madrid fan  please tell me the name of a player that is not  Ronaldo
see the fight? yeah me neither...
Your job / college major is super difficult and you're under APPRECIATED and under paid Please tell me more about how much harder you work than me
oh so you are looking for a commited man? have you tried the mental institution?
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oh you have a kid at 14? please tell me how that makes you mature
You say you're against piracy? Tell me more about the music and movies you just downloaded 'legally' from the internet.
oh schools are not indoctrination camps? tell me more about what you know about the history of public education
Oh yes I follow your blog daily
Oh you did Tough Mudder Please
Luxury goods on sale ....  We must be recovering !
Oh
so you know the words 'flank' and rear'? Tell me about how this makes you a tactical genius
oh
oh you think these memes are funny? please keep sending them
oh so you flipped off the camera for a photo ? how rebellious of you
'mY FRIENDS CAN BE SUCH DICKS' PLEASE TELL ME MORE ON HOW YOU ARE PERFECT
You go to church but do the opposite of it's teachings? pleasee tell me more about your moral superiority
So
oh
so juggalos are your true family ? your parents must be so proud.
i'M LISTENING BUT I STILL DON'TGIVE A SHIT
oh you volunteer for meals on wheels? tell me all about how your million dollar home means nothing
oh
So you think the president is a communist muslim go on
you play cod? you must be an expect on military tactics
You fired your vp for improper investigatory practices? Tell me more about a 'lack of institutional control'
oh
so you're #teamsingle on valentine's day? tell me how it's a team when you're alone
So jesus died for your sins tell me more about how your giving up chocolate for seven weeks.
OH SO YOU'RE GETTING A 'BLIZZARD' ON THE EAST COAST? WELCOME TO A TYPICAL DAY DURING A MICHIGAN WINTER.
Oh
GUN LAws would prevent gun crime? tell me more about how criminals follow laws
Pac-12? How's that working out for you
is this lee mack? yes i'm pretty sure this is lee mack
youre gonna do THE willy wonka meme? Awesome
oh
oh
Oh
so you're going to ban guns tell me again how well that worked out with alcohol and drugs
So you have an iphone? you must know so much about technology
a little girl got an Oscar nomination for acting like a little girl? I'm so impressed by her acting range
oh you have a black friend? tell me how down with the hood you are
so you're a pimp but you have no bitches?
oh
Please post more glib advice on Facebook I wouldn't know how to be a good person otherwise
oh you got back with your douche ex boyfriend? can't wait for the fb statuses when he cheats. again.
Oh
So you wear calvin klein underwear ohh
Don't let your mind wander
SO YOU ARE ABOVE ALL SOCIAL CONVENTIONS? CARE TO KISS THAT RETARDED BOY IN THE MOUTH TO DEMONSTRATE?
So You beaT someone online 51-6 You must be so proud beating 3rd graders
oh you're only 10 years old and you have iphone 5 please tell me how much you had to work to get the money for it
So you think arming highly stressed
So obama thinks using armed guards to protect our kids is  is crazy and dangerous tell me more about the secret service armed guards he uses to protect himself
SO.......... YOU REALLY THINK SHE'S WITH YOU FOR YOUR LOOKS?
Oh
Oh so it's your birthday? tell me more about how wise and experienced you have just become
oh you like someone? Who is it this week?
Oh
The Fiscal cliff? tell me again how that's bush's fault
oh
Oh
YOU ARE BRAGGING ABOUT HAVING 1500 FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK? YOU MUST BE SO POPULAR!
oh
Anti-Gun laws﻿ prevent shootings Tell me more about how criminals follow laws
So you post all your daily chores on facebook? Please
so
Oh
Oh
oh so there's no more good guys out there?? SO TELL ME WICH CLUB ARE YOU GOING OUT TO TONIGHT?
Your Eating a salad from mcdonalds  tell me more about how your healthy
so you got uppercut by a bus driver for being a ghetto hoodrat  yes you are a female welcome to equal rights enjoy
LET ME GUESS IN THAT MOMENT YOU WERE INFINITE
So you'RE OLDER than I am? tell me more about how much of an adult you are.
You're a COD fan? Tell me more about the great graphics and gameplay.
oh you smoke weed a lot? please
oh
there is a wikipedia article about you? you must be famous
oh
So you love Gangnam stylE and that korean guy
oh you posted a picture of the space shuttle on facebook? awesome
Oh
so you got the moves like jagger? tell me more about being a rolling stone
So you're against immigration? Tell me again how your ancestors got here
Yolo? And how many times can you die?
So
Memes are for the uneducated to express a faulty opinion  Real smrt folks know that bumper stickers are the way to go!
you hate people who are apathetic. Why do you care so much?
Why remove me on facebook then view me on your friends profile?
Team ninja treated a female character with no respect? Tell me more about how surprising this is.
oh so its snowing? why don't you make it your status
Oh
so you swore twice in that sentence? you must be so badass
so you're sick again? tell me how eating McDonalds every day contributes to your health.
Oh
AMerican won 104 medal at the olympics please tell me more about how the rest of the country are athletes
You're not crazy? Tell me more about how those are screams of sanity
So you're a country girl? Nothing interesting about your personality other then the place you were born huh?
So.... You thought you could pass Physics without learning your definitions eh??
Oh i improperly ejected it? please tell me about all of the times you did it properly
so you drive a fully kitted out landcruiser? please tell me all the wild safaris you must go on
so you just bought $300 beats headphones tell me more about those heavily compressed mp3 files you listen to
So you're telling me koreanS won 16 medals tELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW KOREANS CHEATED
So you're 18? when are you moving out?
Early Flicker
oh
Oh
so you oppose the boycott of oreo's and general mills because of gay marriage tell me what you think about chick-fil-a.
Oh
you won't eat at chick-fil-a because the owner is anti-gay marriage? tell me more about how much you support chris brown's career
sO YOU STOPPED EATING CHICK-FIL-A because the owner of the company thinks homosexuality is wrong ? TELL ME WHEN YOUR GOING STOP BUYING GASOLINE BECAUSE saudi Arabia puts homosexuals to Death.
Oh so you're a gay republican? How does it feel to be a self loathing idiot?
so you're gonna boycott chic-fil-a becase of their owner's veiws on homosexuality? seems very tolerant of you
So you got pulled over for speeding while drunk? please
So it is your patriotic duty to protest President obama? But it was unamerican to protest president Bush why?
Oh you uploaded another picture today? tell me how much you changed from yesterday.
THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE NIGHTLY RAIDS ON YOUR HOUSE
Oh you say cool story bro? please tell me how you're the greatest troll ever
so you invite a girl into your bed
Listen Hipster
Oh you like making Gene wilder memes? you must be an up and coming comedian?
Oh
Oh so people who don't share your beliefs are closed-minded? tell me again how that isn't a close-minded statement.
oH I SEE ON YOUR RESUME THAT YOU LIST SWAG AS YOUR ONLY JOB CAN YOU START TODAY?
Oh SO YOU WENT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIENDS TO SEE MAGIC MIKE? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW NUDITY IS DEGRADING TO WOMEN.
You heard about magic mike? Tell me all about how objectified you feel.
Oh
so you posted a kony poster please tell me more about how you have helped ugandan children
Oh
OH SNAP BACKS ARE IN STYLE AGAIN? LET ME CHECK MY WARDROBE FROM MIDDLE SCHOOL
oh so you hate JUDGMENTAL people? please tell me more on how you're perfect and how you have never judged anyone before
Oh
oh
Oh so you say violence solves nothing Please explain ww2
YOur friend left their facebook up? Tell me more about your impressive hacking skills
oh
oh so you got killed again tell me all about how laggy the server is
so according to your facebook profile
oh you want me to go to the cave full of dragons and other monsters to collect your lost ring? tell me more of how you ended up there\
oh so you want respect from guys? please keep ripping them off at all costs.
oh so you listen to the fall out boy and cobra starship you must be a metalhead
oh
your a fifth grader with an ipad
You post things on dEviantart? You must be really talented.
You're an atheist that likes to belittle others? i'm sure no one thinks you're a douchebag.
so you just finished your first day of work please go on about how tough it is but how rewarding pay day will be
I heard that you like rick astley tell me a song other than 'Never gonna give you up'
you press 'like' on facebook to a 'like if you love ___' status thanks for stating the obvious
ohyou smoke
DON'T LIKE METAL BECAUSE OF THE BAD WORDS NICKI MINAJ MUST BE A SAINT
oh? you hold an advanced degree? your opinions on everything else must be so intelligent
You're done with senior year of high school? you must be ready for the real world
oh so you think raves are lame?  please tell me more about how gangsta last saturday night was at the club.
you work a 9-5 and are thousands in debt you must be young
oh you like barcelona tell me how you liked them before messi and ronaldinho came along
Oh
Oh so you 15th prestege level 80? Lets just see how you do if we put you in afghanistan
so you think you know american history? tell me when did nam start
Facebook Says you have read my message Please tell me more about how sorry you are for being offline so long
You ordered a large diet coke? Tell me all about your weight loss goals.
That's fascinating but how do you account for the fact you are wrong?
are you happy? then you must be revising business
so u r a chelsea fan tell me more about good reffering
Oh you wear an 'I heart boobies' breclete? You must really care about breast cancer
oh
oh you remembered your dream from last night tell me all about it
Oh
o so you drink every night?  tell me more about liver health...
so you say you can see STRAIGHT through me? Please tell me more about your special powers
Oh so you broke up with your boyfriend yesterday and have a new one today? You must have great relationships
Oh you haven't seen your girlfriend all day You must miss her so much
i don't always make memes but when i do
Oh
So you're celebrating your 'monthaversary?' please tell me more about your unwavering commitment to your serious relationship
Oh you're an Actor? Please
oh 
halfway through intro to psych? Tell me more about all of my problems
oh you wear wife beaters? you must be so dominate over women
SO YOU HAVE THE FULL DISCOGRAPHY OF RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE IN YOUR IPOD? TELL ME HOW anti-capitalism you are.
You're a big fan of Nascar
Oh
you dislike standardized testing? tell me again how you're a unique snowflake for whom tests are demeaning and useless
oh
you won a house tournement? you must be a pro
SO Your birthday is 2 weeks before  mine tell me again how much older
So you're against LEGALIZING gay marriage? Tell me more about how it affects your life directly.
So you say obama is from kenya tell me more about your knowledge of Geography
oh
Oh
you're 13
I see you are wearing Custom nikes You must be so good at basketball
Oh
oh
your parents bought you an iphone
oh you're a christ loving republican? tell me about how your savior is not a socialist
OH
you wear canada goose? tell me all about your voyages in the antarctic
Oh
you got elected for student council? please tell me more on how you didnt win a popularity contest
You only added a caption at the bottom of the pic insulting Willy Wonka? You must know everyTthing about this meme
oh you play call of duty tell me about your vast gun knowledge
OH YOUR 10 PRESTIGE IN MW3? YOU SHOULD JOIN THE MILITARY
oh
You say music is your life? I highly admire your playlist full of radio hits
OH SO YOU THINK THAT ASIA IS ONLY FORMED BY CHINA
YOU THINK THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TWILIGHT AND THE HUNGER GAMES? PLEASE
oh
you have a white iphone? you must be so sophisticated
So You saw the hunger games? Tell me about how you were a huge fan before the movie
OH
you own a honda? you must smoke weed
Oh
Oh
Oh
sO YOU HAVE OVER 1000 FACEBOOK FRIENDS? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU'VE MET THEM ALL.
so you have a nintendo wii? i bet you consider yourself to be a real gamer then.
Oh
Oh
so tell me
ofcourse you are creative but explain me again about your reposts
So You Watched Kony 2012? Tell Me
You liked a picture of starving child Tell me more about your charity work
I hear you're quite an academic Please astound me with your second hand knowledge
Oh that is a horrible story Tell me more
tim tebow gets traded to the jets? tell me about how you've always been such a huge fan
oh
you have an electric guitar with an oblong shape?  You must be a master guitarist.
Oh So YOu Made a Meme? you must be quite the comedian
Oh
oh
lISTEN CLOSELY NO ONE CARES!!!!!!
steeler fan and a ford driver? you're a special kind of queer
'Like this photo if you love Jesus' things must be getting serious.
NATIONALISTS
please
SO YOUR A scientist and a christian tell me were heaven is in the cosmos
Xbox one better than ps4? tell me of that time you hit your head really
YOU'RE MINIMIZING YOUR CARBON footprint?  HOW MUCH DID YOU GET For your car?
single moms so I'm expected to put you and your kid first but be happy being put last?
Thanks
you have a red x on your hand to fight human trafficking Tell me
tell me more about my eyes
oh
Oh
I see your wearing a duck dynasty shirt please continue to tell me how redneck you are
tell me more  ABOUT why you should be included
Oh so you want to take your exhaust off  So tell me bout that repair order
Oh your a country boy i hope your mini van is 4x4
so you didn't have a chance to ask her out? tell me more about how you stood there babbling like an autistic 7 year old for 15 minutes
yeah sweetie
So you saw the lego movie and think everything is awesome? Have you heard the latest russia updates?
'what has been seen cannot be unseen'? you must be the most intelligent person ever
You read the bible? YOu must be so knowledgeable
Go to school
Interesting story let me go over that with a fine-tooth comb!
you voted republican? you must be a patriot.
Your name is socrates? Thats so crate.
oh
Things are better in 2014 than 2007 please tell me how the government did that
I LOVE process improvement! Please tell me more about your managed datafix framework
Your internet and TV doesn't work? Tell me more about Time Warner Cable
Lawsuit? Against the tribe? Go on . I love fairytales
Yes you must be an expert on comic books Because you watched all the cartoons
but we still have no idea  WHAT'S AT THE BOTTOM OF A JACK IN THE BOX TACO
THey're fixing your plane to make it safe
you like angry birds? you must be alfred hitchcock.
Tell me again about 'the struggle' And how 'the man' is keeping you down
oh
Oh your BF cheated on you? Please
Oh
oh You like Animals? You must  Know everything about EDM
Oh
yes
YOU MUST CELEBRATE MIDNIGHT MEMORIES
Fake nails
OH
OH
oh you dont want to talk about the 'past' as it pertains to superbowl rings please tell me more about tony romo's 'past'
Oh you're a lakers fan? you must have started liking them when they were really bad
you have an opinion on duck dynasty? please tell facebook about it
Your pants say yoga But your ass says    Clown Cone
Tell me again how practicing safety from the 90s Applies to 2013
Oh you lost a shit load of weight without doing any Cardio? please tell me more about how you don't smoke crack
so you been playing this 'cookie clicker' all day? tell me more about how you don't get the pussy
My Willy Got Wonked
so
You're angry OBama had a soldier hold an umbrella? I bet you howled when Bush sent thousands of soldiers to die in a war based on a lie
the bush bailouts were necessary you say.. iceland is in such bad shape isn't it?
so you rooted for the bucks
so you made a game of thrones meme? how original
So the mayor of toronto smokes crack? then i guess marion barry isn't the only mayor of a major north american metropolitan area hitting the pipe.
Oh
You say that guns kill people? I say that spoons make people fat!
You wrote a clever review on a movie too bad they didn't ask your advice before making the movie
Imagine a world where everyone got along...
So you're not a woman Tell me more abouT pregnancy
So you're in a band? tell me more about how music is your life while you're working at a gas station
You've thought of a clever Hashtag? Please
you're trying to get fired from your job? tell me more about how underappreciated you are.
OH
I see what you did there
THAT NEW GAME IS AWESOME YOU SAY ?? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE NO MONEY FOR DIAPERS!
you ran out of xbox live that's cute
oh you put lyrics as your status you must really have an interesting life
You changed your profile picture to a red equal sign Tell me more about what a political activist you must be
'stop the violence against women'? please
so you like creating memes to judge others? you must have such a sophisticated sense of humour
So
Oh so you say you have a good taste in music? tell me again how great an artist justin bieber is.
oh
So you play minecraft Please tell me more about life as a gamer
Oh you dont date dark skinned girls  yet your blacker than 12'oclock midnight
So the vatican picked a new pope... and you think i care...
Your boyfriend dumped you? Please tell me how the whole male population should be punished. Miss Havisham.
Your Site was built using tables Tell me again how you have an expert web designer
oH YOu're 13 and want a baby you must be so proud
so you're a juggalo ? family must be important to you.
so youve got bronchitis?  Tell me how Nobody got time for that
oh so you have a high standard in men? let's hear about how your greatness justifies it
oh you drive a chrysler 300? tell me more bout that thug life
tell me again how you'll be safer when you can't defend yourself
o you got straight a's in college... tell me all about your time at missouri state
Oh so you have a dodge ? Tell me more of how you're a hardass
oh
you married a firefighter... you must have to pinch yourself everyday to make sure youre not in the midst of some wonderful dream!
so we have to write wiki articles in an academic fashion please tell me more how much wikis are appreciated in academia.
Wearing my hat indoors is rude
1 inch of snow fell in england? please tell me more about how that has ruined everything.
That tiny dog you are walking in the store is a service animal? you must only be slightly handicapped.
Oh
so you are jamaican? but you can't name any other parishes except kingston
Please tell us more about HOw your comedic genius surpasses all
Same race opposite sex parents with two kids? you must be the perfect family.
i have an everlasting gobstopper for you it's in my pants
oh you have a nikon? tell me of how great a photographer you are
OH
YOU HATE LIVING IN YOUR PARENTS' BASEMENT? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW FREE RENT
oh you play world of warcraft? i bet you play a panda
So you installed Linux on your computer good... good for you.
OH
so
You see no purpose for assault wEapons and high capaCity magAzines Tell me again how you need Alcohol and tObacco to live?
so
Oh
SO you say the music I listen to isn't music? Please tell me what other genre of music you listen to besides Rap?
Your getting new vans and a snapback? tell me what else you do thats completely original
so you tell me you dont feel a connection please tel me more 'bout all your sex dates the last 5 yrs
Oh so you're avikings fan? Tell me how crowded is the bandwagon now that you made the playoffs?
oh you came back from college a feminist? why don't you enlighten me with what your professor told you to think.
New year's day? Please
oh
You're ready for income tax in 2013 already ? Broke ass
SO YOU INVENTED A WORD? NO WONDER YOU'RE ON WIKIPEDIA
SO THE STATE IS AN ANACHRONISM? PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO DO WHEN I LOOT YOUR HOUSE
So the social security
so you were with obama from the beginning? please tell me more about your pro-romney posts
so studying is more stressful than working? ah
SO DOWNLOADING IS A CRIME? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU WATCH EVERY AD ON TV
SO MATHEMATICS IS USELESS? PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THE LAST TIME YOU BUILT ANYTHING
oh i am ugly? Tell me more about you are the prettiest person alive
OH YOU DID THE BARE MINIMUM? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW I SHOULD PRAISE YOU
Oh
OH
Oh really? That's fascinating
so you say youre a freak in the sheets?? ever been with a man who owns 50 umpa lumpas?
oh
SO YOU WORK FOR FOX NEWS? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW GUN CONTROL IS RESPONSIBLE FOR 9/11
Ice caps melting
so you use tide cold water dEtergent? tell me more about how much energy you're saving
i have more candy....... in my van.
Did you come to that conclusion all by yourself?
Election season is over can we lay off the propaganda now?
oh so lil' wayne's retiring soon ? that's nice
so
oh
oh so you voted for obama because conservatives are egotistical elitist jerks? please tell me more about how much smarter you are than everyone else.
So you want to tax the rich And you really think they'll just give it up?
Oh so you had tantrums and fits when you were a baby? Tell me more about your ALCOHOLIC parents and troubled past.
Oh you dressed as a slutty cat for halloween? please tell me more about your stance on politics
Oh
Oh
OH
Obama won So what country did you say you were moving to?
So you're happy that obama won? please tell me how you are so interested in politics...
oh so you're aware of all of our political and economic shortcomings... what are you going to do now
Oh
Oh
oh
Telling People to watch The Shawshank Redemption? You must be a movie expert
So you like Maroon 5? Tell me a song you know besides 'Moves like jagger'
oh
Hey there i got some chocolate in my basement
Oh
Oh
Come into my van
Oh
You took 2 pieces of candy when it said take 1 Tell me about how baDass you are
Oh your boyfriend got you pregnant? He must really love you.
Oh
so u have prescribed glasses with nerdy frames? please tell me how your math grade has improved
oh
oh you play trivial pursuit care to share some information with me?
FOREIGN POLICIES
So
you live in swva & support obama? Have fun freezing in the dark
so you claim your all for equality? BUt
oh
So your team is the highest paid in the league? tell me
TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE BINDERS...
You don't like poor people receiving services they didn't earn themselves? Tell me more about your trust fund portfolio you inherited from your father.
GO ON
So you want to delete every atheist page because it offends you? Tell me more about how you would never ask a 'God is My Savior page to be deleted because it offends an atheist
Oh you were born in 1999? tell me how much you missed the 90's
you belong to a labor union? You must have an incredible work ethic
so big bird made $45 million profit last year? tell me again how not giving him $8 million of taxpayers' money is so mean
Oh
so tell me how you think horrible hair
so you like johnny depp where is his popular meme?
so you've been to europe? tell me more about how worldly you are
your Voting for mitt romney? ...to ensure our world ends before dec. 2012
oh
So you show 'gang signs' in all your Facebook photos You must be from the hood
Oh
bigger screen
SO NIRVANA IS YOUR FAVOURITE BAND TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT IS AWESOME SONG
oh
So
so you say you go ham tell me more about your meat collection
you take your photos on instagram? wow
Oh so you're one of the human characters in the Transformers series? Please tell me how you 'helped' the Autobots
You don't want to go back to school? That's probably for the best
Oh
So you want a nice guy that treats u like a queen? Tell me about all the guys you have in the friend zone
oh you got your comp cape by botting ? please
oh youre mad because im not listening to what youre saying to me? please
so you don't like when it's 'too mainstream' ? please
Oh
you done? good
Y U No Put captions in right meme??
I am so interested in your life and its problems
Oh
So you petitioned to change the ending of ME3 Tell me more on how you're entitled to a story created by someone else.
Oh
You're in alcoholics anonymous ? please explain how telling me this makes you 'anonymous'.
you ate at chick fil a to support freedom of speech? Tell me more about the equal rights you support
Oh you have swag Please tell me how this will help you in 'real life'
oh
SO YOU FELT THE EARTHQUAKE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOUR THE ONLY ONE LIVING IN CALIFORNIA
Oh Hey there Bow Wow You say your new single is called 'we in da club'? that's so original
You can judge females on how attractive they are Tell me why they can't do judge you
So girls started using their brains? tell me more about it
So
Oh
Oh
You bought a new pair of toms? you must really care about 3rd world children
You asked four people their opinions
So you decided to make a meme about the top line Please tell me more about your original ideas
You think boycotts are stupid? tell cesar chavez more about how boycotts don't work.
you mentioned you were disappointed with the dark knight rises. let's talk about the last film you made for warner bros.
commented on her fb pictures saying she was beautiful? you're definitely getting laid
Oh
all china people looks same ?  you are right
oh
the murder rate in your city is higher than kabul
oh
gun laws prevent shootings? Tell me more about how criminals follow laws
You're a comedian? That's the funniest thing I've ever heard
Oh
Oh
You don't think memes are Funny Tell me more about your job as a professional comedy criTic
you get 100 likes on facebook? tell me more about how you're a celebrity
Oh so you have 'Swag' huh? and by that you mean that 4 cent sticker on your adorable flat brim cap
You're a recent college grad with no practical experience? Tell me more about why it's difficult to find a job.
Hey I just met you
#hashtags on facebook? #tell #me #more #about #how #they #work
OH
real money auction house? tell me again how much money you've made
please tell me your favorite thing about the commodore 64.
You took a picture of yourself video-chatting? wow
Oh
so spending tax money to help others makes you mad? How do you feel about the 3 trillion spent on useless wars?
SO IT'S SUMMER  Tell me more how hot it is on summer
oh so you read fifty shades of grey? tell me more about your non-conformist individuality and sexual open mindedness
oh
oh your ex isn't over you after you broke up with her a year and a half ago? tell me all about how mentally healthy she is and how she just wants to be friends.
so you recognise macedonia tell me how much you hate greece
so YOU DELETE COMMENTS YOU DISLIKE ON YOUR PAGE? TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW SECURE YOU ARE
OH SO PLAY IN A BAND?? PLEASE TELL ME HOW MANY PEOPLE COME TO SEE YOUR CONCERT
all the guys are after you? please tell me more about how low prices attract many customers
Oh
Oh
Oh So you need a place to stay while in Boston? Do tell me how much it will benefit me to have you taking up space in my living room
so she liked your shirtless picture? she definitely wants to have sex with you bro
Oh
oh you have high standards? please PROCEED into telling me about all these bitches you bang
So you play AssassIN'S CREED PLEASE EXPLAIN HOW YOU ARE A PARKOUR EXPERT
oh
Oh So you have a TONGUE ring tell me about your adventures of sucking dicks
i see you have a septum peircing. please
Oh
OH YOUR IN A BAD MOOD? POST IT ON FACEBOOK
so you've heard the song black and yellow tell me again how much you love wiz khalifa
Oh
oh
Oh
Oh your against the war? Using your extensive military background tell me your strategic plan.
you're worried about high school finals? That's adorable
Oh
Oh you have Hormones as a teenager? Tell m more about your unique disorder
so you're a thunder fan tell me how you used to cheer for the super sonics
i see you have an expensive camera you must be an amazing photographer
so you LIKE SKATING DO YOU? TELL US ABOUT YOUR AWESOME EFFORTS AT FALLING OVER
so you know how to speak japanese then you know what baka means
oh
posts on memegenerator uses wrong picture
Oh so you spread rumors and talk shit about your ex? Tell me more about how you're over her
so all the rappers you talk about are the best and can spit raw please inform me one song that does not talk about the love of money
OH YOU EAT AT SUBWAY  YOU MUST BE SO FIT
dozens and dozens of inspiraional quote posts on facebook?  i'm glad to see that cutting and pasting has greatly improved you as a human being
oh
OH
oh you're suddenly a big fan of a nba playoff team tell me about how you watched them play the whole season
my threats are empty because i'm not in the same room? you must be new here
Oh
so donna summer died? tell me more about how you've always been a huge fan
Oh
so you're a rapper who supports gay marriage? Your views have 'evolved' so quickly
you take pictures with instagram you must be a professional photographer
Oh you have a new boyfriend please continue to post every status about the things you and him get up to
so you moved abroad tell me more about how you forgot your native tongue
oh
So your one of the girls who posts selfies on fb? for a second i thought you werent a pathetic attention seeker...
you know how they say to never get in a van with a man who has candy? well....
Made in china? Tell me more about where you got your iphone 4
Oh you thought the Charlie and the Chocolate Factory was good you must love Johnny Depp
So your teacher told you to be quiet tell me more about how much she hates you
oh you are gonna delete your facebook account?  oh god please don't do it
you live with your parents and don't pay any bills? Please tell me more about how hard your life is.
so you are manchester city fan? Tell Me How you loved them before shiek mansour
Snooki
BEd bug sex? Tell me all about the hypodermic genitalia piercing your abdominal cavity
so you listen to screamo? tell us all about how deep you are
oh
Oh
Cool story bro tell it again
oh
oh
you say you have a big family on facebook tell me how many of them are from your real family
Oh so you hate everyone? don't forget to tweet about it
Oh
Oh
Why do i have oompa-loompas? midgets don't work for free.
You liked a page called 'Spoder Man?' Tell me more about how the dolan comics are cancer
you're 21? Tell me all about grunge
oh you liked my status? we must be the best of freinds
You have a T-shirt of a famous band You must be such a fan
You're friends cousins sister once did the activity i'm speaking of please continue telling me how you know so much about it
oh your complaining about the run time of 4:02? You must know so much about short films
SO YOU ARE A BIG FAN OF THE AVENGERS PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT IT
oh so you have a tattoo? tell me about how much thought you put into a black outline five pointed star.
oh
so you dont have her number? tell me more about your chances?
oh
How is school? Am I In Any Sports? Tell me about how you've always cared about my life
Oh so You play guitar hero? Tell me more about your musical knowledge and how you shred like crazy
Your from the 90's? tell me about all the things you miss
Oh
WEARING A POLO HAT? you sure are a popular kid
You post on facebook about how high you are You must be really chill.
How many times did you click 'like' today? Did it save anyone?
Oh
Oh YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AT THIS SPECIFIC MOMENT IN TIME PLEASE
oH
so your truck has testicles i bet you have a boat in your driveway
OH SO YOU WEAR SNAPBACKS? PLEASE
So
So you listen to Fallout Boy? Tell me how punk rock you are
oh
oh you said happy birthday to me on facebook thanks for remembering
A recruit mentioned uk on Twitter? He must be kentucky bound
Oh
Oh you have Your hood up? You must be so hard
so you took an arrow to the knee? oh
you stop kids from grinding at the dance? tell me more about your sons girlfriend
OH YOU HAVE THROWBACK DAYS POOLSIDE WITH SOME BREWSKIES? you must be hella chill
So you made your own meme page? You must be hot shit.
so you turn your picture 90&#176; ? you must have studied photography
so you made a band name from my meme you must be so punk rock
ohh you like tron legacy? Tell me how much you liked the prequal.
Oh
you're 15 dating a 25 year old? tell me more on how love doesn't have an age
you don't eat mcdonald's because it isn't 'real' food? I'm sure many Ethiopians would understand our plight
Oh you're a virgin and have never drank? Please tell me about how my lifestyle is hurting me
liam is your coach? you must be so GOOD at rowing!
You made a skyline meme? you must be so creative
You were frist to comment on a video ? you must have a great life
Oh you're white and quoting 50 cent? tell me all about how hard it was growing up in whitestone.
Oh
Oh so you're on vacation? Your last 500 posts told me nothing about it.
Oh
OH YOU'RE IN A High school metal band? please tell me all about how you're going to make a practical career with that
Oh
YOU ONLY KNOW HER FOR A WEEK AND YOUR DATING ALREDAY. PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW IN LOVE YOU ARE & THE HAPPINESS SHE BRINGS YOU
i see you care about africa please
ohh
oh
oh
Mi hai rimosso dagli amici? Non sai quanto mi manchi!!!
Oh
oh you picked the number one overall seed to win the ncaa tournament? you must know so much about college basketball
Your pants are sagging and I can see your underware you must be such a badass
oh you went to europe? you must be so culturally informed
i see you posted a picture of the spaghetti you made you must be a gourmet chef
Oh
You've already had sex and you're only fourteen? Please
oh
oh you wear vans? show me some skateboarding tricks
Oh so your in love? Tell me more about how great these 3 days have been
Oh
'Like and share this so the baby gets a heart transplant' Okay
OH YOUR TATTOOS SYMBOLIZE FAITH AND STRENGTH? I DIDN'T KNOW YOU KNEW CHINESE
10 prestige on mw3? Tell me more about your sex life.
You're a hipster you say? please tell me how you conform to not conform with society
So you started a new weight loss program? Tell me all about it when you're done that big mac
Oh you wear tapout? Tell me about all the ass you've kicked
oh you hate timeline? please update your staus every minute about how much it sucks.
Oh
OH
Oh
brng the next child  i need to give them s.t.ds
SO HOLLYWOOD MADE A NEW GODZILLA MOVIE? FUNNY...I DIDNT SEE HIM IN IT
you think soccer sucks that is cute. about 6 billion people disagree with you..
One does not simply understand how memes work
yes yes...tell me more
yOU'RE A 9/11 TRUTHER? TELL ME
you forgot your homework? please
Tell me more how your a spurs fan now
Is that so? Tell me more about your win/kill ratio
oh so you're 19 and have had a couple dicks in you? tell me how much you know about the real world
So you're the one supporting real madrid for the world cup...
i don't always make memes but when i do
SO YOU HAVE SARS GET AWAY FROM ME
Your life is hard Tell me more about smoking weed and living at your moms
oh
Oh you think you're adorable?  Tell me more about shit that don't matter
So YOu're a New Zealander Aye you must know so much Maori
You want all your dreams to come true? oh i am already taken you silly flirt!
'It's a different thing' what a great argument
So you watch White Collar? You must know all about how to dress.
so tell me more about these platinum solutions
You lift but dont run? Tell me again how you think you're in shape
Oh you like to ship things You must use shipstation
Oh
world war Iii is brewing in ukraine but you're more concerned about where johnny manziel will go in the draft? thank goodness the bread and circuses are still up and running!
so your husband is an idiot. tell me more about your excellent life choices.
Reduce the User’s Workload   Let the computer perform as many tasks as possible
You say the current electoral system is unfair Just how do you propose to make it better at being unfair?
ok your smart explain me why you feel the need to patronise others
yes my darling
huge fan of real madrid? point madrid on the map then
how's your essay going? oh
Oh you have a degree in English? I didn't know you could major in unemployment...
What did you have for lunch? Please tag me in your stupid thread.
so you cured your wine hangover with another box of wine you should make another meme about that
let's put a kinder garden next to LIQUEUR store
SHUT THE FUCK UP JILL
you give black people a whole month
Charlie my boy i hope you've got a good dental plan
So you took a no makeup picture please tell me how it raises breast cancer awareness
shakeology cleanse huh? so tell me
The MISSING MALAYSIAN AIRLINER IS A COVER UP? DO Tell me about your theory
Kim Jong-un of N.Korea forces students to copy his hairstyle tell me more about how  secularism will make our country more tolerant
you still dream of being a big shot after all these years you must be pretty dumb
so radicals support #MMIW Inquiry tell me again how the state can be trusted to investigate itself
THIS IS so FASCINATING... Tell us more about your breakfast
Oh I was the only one pushing the cart pleast tell me more about how it's my fault we lost
You quoted leviticus. Tell me How you understand the bible
So you think pokemon is for babies? Tell me more about babies being able to calculate evs and ivs
Your girlfriend traded her iPhone 4 for a 5 for the extra inch? Really now... I feel sorry for you....
north dakota is happier than hawaii? Tell me more about the surfing in fargo
EXPLAIN TO ME VECTOR VS RASTER
going without coffee instead of using your own in the keurig tell me more about how you're not lazy
So the Old Testament promises and blessings apply to you
So you want to pawn your iphone 5 for 20 bucks tell me about your crack cocain addiction
YOU KNOW A CHUCK NORRIS FACT? TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR ORIGINALITY
no
LAcking confidence? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW ALL THAT MALE ATTENTIOn lowers your self esteem
So You're collecting pennies? tell me more about how your box is practically empty
Thats your real hair Bitch please
oh
So the Samsung Galaxy S5 has a fingerprint scanner on the home button Such an original idea
Oh you can play chabrier?  i hope you enjoyed PRACTICING for 3 hours
oh really   at least i can speak to the god damn people
oh you ate a steak tell me more about the new you
So you're black ops
you complain about your struggling love life I doubt that has anything to do with your bipolar
Oh you had sex Was she sober?
so jake wants to talk      tell me all about it
BITCOIN IS THE ANSWER? pLEASE TELL ME HOW LESS IS MORE
Oh you want a 200 dollar coffee machine You must have been a barista in a previous life
oh
So
just clear my cache
tELL ME AGAIN HOW BAD THE HUMAN RACE IS EVEN THOUGH YOU`RE PART OF IT..
You're laughing at us with 2' of snow? Please tell me how scary a category 1 hurricane was to you.
So you a broncos fan?  Tell me how much money you owe?
Oh so you have been recording weather for the past 100 years? Please tell me how you know all about weather patterns and climate change for the past 4 billion years
you said that you want youtube to stop requiring a google+ to comment? Please
'like if you hate this awful man!'  Please
met a guy who likes
YOU DONT TRUST PROGRAMMERS AND MATHEMATICIANS WITH YOUR MONEY? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU TRUST THE BANKERS
oh please
so you haven't had a drink in 2 whole days? what a feat.
Finnish army needs more money? how fascinating it's the price of 3 children's hospital and yet there's 0 in finland
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Oh
no i'm not a medic but let me tell you how to to your job
you like lots of angry birds? you must be alfred hitchcock.
you voted republican? you must be a patriot.
you drink dos equis? you must be interesting.
oh
oH SO YOU JUST INSTALLED A NEW 7200RPM HDD?  yEAH
son will go to hell for playing pokemon and reading harry potter you say? Tell me how hypocrisy will take you straight to heaven
Carlolina Made The NFL playoffs! I Guess that My Friend was Right!
SO TELL ME MORE          ABOUT HOW FOOD STAMPS STIMULATE THE ECONOMY
hi im gene wilderthan you
Oh your honda gets 35 mpg? Please
you post dozens of selfies? you must feel really secure about your looks.
you voted democratic? you must be empathetic.
so you think freedom of speech means freedom to say ugly things about people without consequences or criticism? interesting.
who's retiring? Not you Kid.
oh
You exaggerate when you talk willy wonka? I'm so offended
looks like you wern't expecting that
Oh so you play stardoll you must know all about the latest fashion
oh
So you wrote a negative review on ratemyprofessor.com? I'll bet you were a model student.
oh
Oh you have tattoos you must be very artistic
So
Oh so you like to last-hit creeps every time? tell me more about why you never play a carry and always end up in my lane...
So You change your Profile picture everyday           You must be desperate to be famous
so you showed your support by clicking 'like' you've surely saved so many lives
OH YOU'RE A PFC? tELL ME MORE ABOUT BOOT CAMP AND MOS SCHOOL
Now You're concerned about people getting their policies cancelled by Obamacare? But that has nothing to do with you being a democrat up for re-election in 2014.
Oh
You Hold a world record? tell me how watching tv for 98 hours is an accomplishment
your village called
Really you're a second year? Please
you think people don't want the affordable care act? tell me more about how america didn't vote for obama twice
I see you haven't updated your facebook status for the 15th time today Are you feeling ok? LOL
YOU THINK I'M FUCKING HIM FOR LOVE? THAT'S CUTE.
Oh your mate has a gig Tell me more about whether you decide to go or not
so you like looking at moodle photos how strange
oh you're one of those gangsters? Tell me about how unique you are.
so you stole my comment and got more likes than me Tell me more about how popular you are
So you want to gangbang so you can get free ks Please tell me how that worked for Elky
She texted you first eh? She wants the 'D'
you don't like jews? tell me more about my people
you don't stand up when your teacher coming to class ? so naughty .
Oh you played GTA V Tell me more about how you could pull of a bank heist
OBSESSED WEEZER FANS PROCEED WITH CAUTION
If you shall belive in yourself
GTA V generated $800 million in sales on its first day? Please
So you read scripts and kill animals for fun? tell me more about your interesting life
Oh so you think Britain is a democracy? Explain the Royal family..
oh
You eat at Taco Bell? Please tell me more about how refined your palate is.
Dirt smells like dirt? You don't say?
you drive a lifted truck? You must go on so many adventures
so metal gear solid makes 'disgusting' women tell me more about how cortana is a classy bitch
Oh so you think you can use Cambri. That's interesting... tell me about it while i give you a zero.
U mad Bro?
So you want extra credit? How about doing all the regular credit?
oh
so you weigh only 55kgs and eat diet pills? you must be really fat
you hate willy wonka memes? Tell me me again how 'y u no guy' represents your intellectual viewpoint.
Oh
Oh you say you are a gamer? tell me more of how you only play online multiplayer
Complaining about your Baby Daddy again? You know you picked him right?
Oh
SO
tired from working all day? please tell us how tking pics and sitting in front of the laptop tires you out.
Critizes me for a grammar mistake? Would like to see you write a single sentence in french
Drinks alcohol and is addicted to caffiene Oh you're straight edge?
oh so you are my best friend tell me again how you forgot my birthday
You own a plaid shirt and leather boots? do tell me about how country you are
Oh you've been on hiatus? Please
oh you know we're trying to study yes please stand outside and scream
Oh
Oh
You spend a lot of time working on IP? Tell me more about that
You create memes for a govt agency tell me more about why you're never taken seriously
oh your uncle's a cop? tell me more about the legal ramifications of hitting you
Oh you already took over 100 photos of your new baby? tell me again about how you are not going to be one of those people that only posts pics of their kids on facebook
A media art Festival? Can you show me your legitimation documents?
Do you accept Authentic Islamic references? WIkiIslam has them
no RESPECT? TELL ME more about how you've earned it.
praying to almighty in facebook you must be very religious. tell me all about it.
oh
YOU SAY YOU'VE READ all the game of thrones books?! you must have all types of opinions on the series.
Your new car saves fuel? Show me how fast it can go
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BENDER BOY
didnt you know? rehab girls are easy
Oh so you're in a relationship? Please explain to me why you're flirting with every guy you come in contact with
oh so you hate hawkes bay? please stay and complain some more
I SEE YOU WANNA HAVE SOME CANDY TO BAD
You got top comment on youtube? your life must be so amazing
e raccontami non ti sei ancora iscritto a rippln ?
Isn't that cut-and-pasted text from a website in your paper? Please tell me again how you didn't plagiarize
You're running analytics on 7 days of data I bet you identify so many long term trends
oh
why yes my cholate is good i got it from umpalopas
Oh
Swag you say? tell me again how no one takes you seriously
So you're a 'boss' huh? tell me more about how comfortable your sister's couch is.
so you're a 'boss' huh? tell me more about how sleeping on friends' couches is 'like a boss'.
So I see you've instantly picked Drow Ranger Tell me again how pro you are
So you think we are just another Shitty Cover band all the while you and your alcoholic boyfriend sit at home
Oh you love k-pop? PLease tell me a song that isn't made by psy.
You want to show your wife MissingNo. He left already
You're going to picket the funeral of a slayer guitarist? What a Victory for god
So you thought that facebook response was clever
Oh
You're a short fat white guy please
Oh
most people go to school for 15 years. please tell me how everyone ends up using %0.000001 of everythng learned if that much time is required
OH WRITING YOUR DISSERTATION? PLEASE CONTINUE TO POST ABOUT IT ON FACEBOOK
Why
Oh
OH SO YOU LIKE MAKING OTHER KIDS FEEL BAD? TELL ME ABOUT YOUR SOCIAL LIFE
oh
oh
i'm sorry were you connected to that server?
Oh
so for every assignment you have
you coughed in the other direction without covering your mouth Please explain how it's more sanitary
oh you are looking for a girlfriend? im sure playing wartune 8 hours a day is helping
Made a self-haters club Tell me more how cool you are
OH
is that a street kit on your honda? you must know how to drive faster than everyone
YOU THINK BEING GAY IS A BAD HABIT? i KNOW A WORSE ONE.
Sandy hook? google 'gosnell' and then let's talk  about horror
Oh you love your new iphone? please tell me you know how to record videos horizontally...
Oh
So you hate oil and gas Tell me about your horse and buggy.
you're on your period? i guess the insurgents can wait
oh you're not a hoe? tell me more about that double figure body count
so you run a few sons of anarchy groups on facebook huh? kurt sutter must really care about you
so you feed your kids top ramen every day? they must be so healthy
So
Whats this god you speak of? Must be fascinating
Tell me more about how moses parted the red sea with an assault rifle.
family reunion? you mean strangers at a trough?
oh you watch soap operas? you must live such a rich and fulfilled life
OH
YOU VOTED GREENS? PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU'LL SAVE THE WORLD?
oh you know gangnam style? tell what are the lyrics
You love Jesus? Oh
oh you go to an art school? will you draw me a tattoo?
You cooked a full meal? Please post pictures of it for all to see
You've censored our internet
oh you don't have time to do it? tell me more about that...
SO you made a meme which nobody could understand
Oh
DID YOUR #RIPCHAVEZ THING ? tell me more abour democracy in venezuela
You expect for men to create money? tell me more about how you Destroy its root
So you haven't payed CHILD support in 10 years? Please tell me about your PARENTAL rights
oh so you need to return those shoes tell me again how you only wore them once
Do you fully comprehend the theory of relativity?
y u no use right meme?
So you don't use condoms because life is sacred? Tell me more about 7 billion humans who need an iphone.
So
What? that's not the original Harlem shake? tell me how it feels to not make a video
So you got a new digital camera please tell me how you plan to now open a photography company
You're a political activist? how's that Kony thing going for you?
Oh
So you think criminals will obey new gun laws? And fat kids will listen when I tell them not to eat the chocolate
You were stationed in kings bay
hi
Oh you're going to college online? please tell me about how it's so hard using your book on homework and exams.
so you have swag? tell me more about how that will help you get friends
so you like bullying people tell me how dose that make you feel better
Holy Inquisition: 10
oh
so you have a pair of goggles? you must know everything about steampunk
Your bf left you you burnt his house and went to HAWAII with his best friend  Poor girl... why is life treating you like that
Ohh so you wear obey? tell me what you know about street art
So you descibe yourself as a young professional you must be really interesting
You're a Man City fan? Your CHELSEA SHIRT MUST BE IN THE WASH
Oh
Oh you're a poor college student? Tell me more about how you eat ramen while on your Iphone
oh
oh you know how to make memes? you must enlighten me how to make one
Contraception? No
Oh
You say you are a  BIG laker fan
Oh you have everything you want? please tell me how your life is so awful.
Aren't you special
Oh So you work at disneyland tell me more about how kids shouldn't be running around
Oh look... OP is off his meds again
SOOOO JESSIE AND BISWA WHAT DO YOU LIKE TO EAT?
oh you're in favor of gun control? please Tell me what cops use to protect themselves from criminals?
you got a new girlfriend in middle school? tell me how you are going to spend the rest of your life with her
Oh
oh
Oh
so kid.. You like candy?
Oh
so
MENANG MAIN BASEBALL HEROES COBA JELASKAN BAGAIMANA CARA MENANG DALAM BASEBALL HEROES
Lance Armstrong cheated to win In other news
Lance armstrong admits to peds? you don't say...
you said you hate songs with screaming in it because you cant understand them? tell me again the lyrics to gangnam style
You got your first period? Please
oh you won? please
so YOu're saying  you masturbate harder than laughing at this meme
Oh? you prefer battlefield over cod? please
please mrs. Leavey
tell me how you are against gay rights after the homo's done cutting your hair
So your dog did something and you posted it on Facebook? Tell me more about your exciting social life
you have your own understanding of the bible From Reading It Alone and beleive That people dont need a bible study what were your thoughts on Hebrews 5:12
OH SO YOU'RE A RATCHET HUH? WHY DON'T YOU PUT YOUR MOUTH AROUND THIS NUT AND LOOSEN IT?
so atheists are horrible people without any morals? Please tell me how many of them go to jail
So you're liberal and you call Kim Kardashian's baby a baby? Tell Me Why Non-Celebrity Babies have to be called 'products of conception'
Oh city won the premier league? Tell me how many games they've won in europe
Oh
oh
so you think you have swag please tell me more about your fake life
CONGRATULATIONS YOU PAUSED THE MOVIE AT THE EXACT RIGHT MOMENT
so you got a girlfriend tell me more about how much time you spend with your friends now
Oh
Sooooo......tell me again how a curfew helps I get it... nightshift doesn't eat food
Tell me again how taking my guns away is going to reduce the 16 trillion in debt?
oh
Oh
so you have free will and believe in theistic scriptures thats cute
SO YOU ARE THE TEAM LEADER? TELL ME ABOUT THE TIME YOU WENT ON VACATIONS DURING HOLYDAYS
So you think cats are stupid pets with selfish personality? Please
So you are the admin of a faCebook fanpage? You must Get all the ladies
so you survived the apocalypse? tell me
so you are an atheist tell me again all that stuff you want for christmas
Oh so jesus died for you? Well over 1
you have a high k/d in call of duty? the soldiers in afghanistan must idolize you
Oh so you're a devils fan It must be playoffs
So violence in the u.s.a. is because we don't allow god in schools
You want gun laws enforced to stop killing? Tell me more about how it will stop criminals from killing?
end of the world party? how original
So you have 9 Days Teel me how to stay sober
Oh
Oh so Justin bieber's not gay because he had a Girlfriend? Explain how Elton John had one but he later came out
I want to just smack Parents Who don't DISCIPLINE their Children
SO YOU SPEAK ENGLISH
Oh the connecticut shootings happened? tell me about how you've always been such an anti-gun activist
Gangsta hUh? So tell me about your private school education Homie
heard you got a massage was the ending happy?
Oh so you've been to italy? Please
Oh
i watch mlp:FIM TELL ME HOW THIS NEGTIVELY EFFECTS YOUR LIFE IN ANYWAY
so actions speak louder than words tell me how you were at the club making this relationship better
So
oh
Oh
So you think Gilda's name is obscure to the cause of cancer? then tell me all about Susan G. Komen
oh
finals coming up? do i look like i care?
oh
oh
So you're an atheist? Tell me more about what you're doing for Christmas
TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU HATE RICH PEOPLE ...AND BOUGHT HOW MANY POWERBALL TICKETS
c'mon
Oh
So
you use an x-ray pack? tell me more about how many diamonds you have
is this the best shit-eating grin ever?  or are you just shitting me?
oh your parents said you can't watch breaking dawn during exams? tell me more about how your life sucks
so i heard you like dubstep? tell me more about how you love skrillex
you're tired??? tell me again the story of how you're childless and single.
YOU like trains? nice knowing you
oh so you're divorced with kids but you want a guy with no drama
Wow your kd in cod is 5 Tell me of all the bitches you get
oh you wear track suits daily? you must work out a lot..
You like to talk shit on miatas? Please tell me why you still won't race mine
why don't you put your irony to good use... ...and do some ironing?
Oh
You're moving to Canada because Obama won? Why
Oh you're 14? Please tell me more about how hard you party!
so you are turning 23 today? please tell me more about how mature you are
Hostess executives got $3.9 million extra salary in 2012.  At 18000 workers
Oh
Oh you're wearing an xs boys tee Tell me more about how it fits perfectly
Weird
Oh you just turned 18 and know everything about the election Tell me more about how you could run the country better
oh you traced a manga image tell me about how you're a real artist
Please
You tweet alot about the american campaign tell me more about issues and why obama should be reelected
You insulted someone on facebook? Tell me more about how cool you are.
Oh
oh so you need someone to cuddle with in the storm why don't you give a homeless man some shelter
Presitige 3 on opening night of MW3? please tell me about having a life
oh so you know that I'm gene wilder? please tell me more about how you watch tcm
oh
Oh
sO YOU'RE AGAINST ABORTION?  tELL ME MORE ABOUT PARENTING THE CHILD OF A RAPIST.
you go the skatepark?  please tell me more about the mad tricks you can do
Oh jadi lu dewa game angry bird friend coba Jelasin kegue kapan lu bisa ngalahin cheaters
OH SO YOU UPGRADE TO THE IPHONE 5? HOPE YOUR GIRLFRIEND DOESNT DO THE SAME JUST FOR AN INCH
oh
So you really believe our very freedom  is dependent on recruiting minors?
You put barbecue sauce on your french fries please do tell me how much of an individual you are
Oh you left your shit unattended Please complain about how it got stolen
oh you drink starbucks please
Oh
SO YOU THINK KIDS WHO SMOKE WEED ARE ANNOYING  TELL ME ABOUT HOW YOUR STRAIGHT EDGE FRIENDS ARE PERFECT
oh you can flat 360? please tell me about how your going to win x games street
' my pencil is too thin i'm so ocd' Please
dinner sure looks yummy why don't you take a picture of it and put it on facebook?
dinner sure looks yummy you should take a picture of it and post it on facebook
You dressed up like a zombie for halloween this year? my my
Oh it's football Season? Please
Oh
Oh you have been playing fifa since 2004 please show off your dribbling some more.
So you want to save Big bird? Tell me more about how you tried to save Ambassador Chris stevens
I'm mocking your current situation? please tell me more about your 'situation
oh u have an iphone 5  did your father's dole money pay for that
Oh
Oh
oh
friend requested me on facebook But never talked to me in real life  you think #yolo will work?Think again.
Oh you said yolo Tell me more about your thug life
so you want to lower the deficit by firing big bird tell me again how much you'll borow from china for bombs
so tell me again how 'you are' becomes 'your'
Oh You don't like &#231;_&#231; <- le new meme french crai?
oh
Oh
Oh
oh... you have tests in undergrad let me put aside my graduate work and listen how hard it is
Oh you listen to wiz khalifa? you must be such a stoner
When someone's staring at their crotch and smiling in class you know that they're on their phone
Oh you're gonna vote for Obama
You want to BALANCE THE BUDGET BY CUTTING pbs FUNDING? tELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FUTURE MILITARY PLANS.
oh so you argue with people all because of a misused meme? that will show them who the boss is
so
Oh my bad
oh so you have a lot of work to do tell me more about your new facebook status
Oh
you don't always do things? Please tell me what you Prefer when you do.
so you listen to led zeppelin? tell me more about your love for music
Oh
Oh you like all my inStagram pictures? You must not be a fake friend afterAll
Oh
oh
oh
oh so it's your birthday? tell me again how I should write on your wall
So you made that meme about a vtec civic not being able to outrun a ferrari? Tell me about your ferrari
so you get carried for all your hard modes please tell me again on how you can lead raids
so you're having trouble in your relationship After you're finished facebooking texting and playing your games please tell me more
You dont find my joke funny? Tell me how that makes you master internet humor
I see you wear aviator glasses you must be a real pilot. can i call you maverick?
You've never ridden motocross? please tell me how easy it is sitting down and twisting the gas
Oh
Oh
Have no thoughts of your own? Then by all means keep copying and pasting this shit on my photo
To much homework to show up to practice on a friday? Please
So you like to spam my IG feed with shoutouts? tell me more about the 500 ghost followers you received today
Oh
Oh
' She's constantly talking about others negatively...' '...it's ironic
Oh the patient slept all night? Yes
oh
OH
Oh
Oh
You likd a picture of a dead dog? Do tell more on your pledge to end animal cruelty
SO YOUR PREGNANT AT 10? TELL ME MORE ABOUT GLASGOW
oh
oh
Don't look now there is a huge as spider on you
Oh you play Fantasy football? Please
OH
Oh
'i'm playing cod
So Torbett took you up the chocolate factory Did Large John Know This ?
So you're a celtic fan from glasgow do you know the lyrics to fields of anthenry?
Oh
So you make memes tell me more about alll the time you have to waste
OH
It's football season? I'll bet that everyone wants you to remind them via facebook status update
So you think work is great after one day Tell me you'll be saying the same this time next week
so you're a cowboys
Oh
ohh its  raining? better make a facebook status
you hate justin bieber? can i borrow your ipod?
Tell me more about what you did in austrailia
Oh L.L. Bean has free shipping? Tell me more
Oh
So you want me to commute 4 hours a day because you open a school with no teachers Tell me more about how coco juku is a great career choice
god hates metal hu? read to me where the bible says god never loves
oh you're a great player? tell me more about how you only use meta
oh
i only wanted to show you one picture but go ahead and look through them all without my permission
so your name is ant? please tell me how much more you love five finger death punch more then led zepplin
oh you say you have swag?  cool story bro tell it again...
Oh you purposely try to be different? Tell me more about how you should still be treated the same
you play cod? tell me more about how you're going to join the army
you thought servers would be up on time on patch day? You must be new around here
Obama wants women to control their health care? tell me more about his 1
Oh so you have a free game app Please
OH
so you paid someone to take your pictures please tell me more about your modeling carrer
Oh
you tell students not to eat in class? but when they bring food you ask for some.
SO YOU GOT YOUR MASTERS Tell me more about this Job market
so You are telling me that you are modest and humble Tell me more about how 'down to earth' you are
So
Think everything i post is about you? tell me more about how pathetic your life is.
So
So you made a meme about a sports team? That must be so funny to the other people who like them
Oh
You are a bengals fan? Tell me that delightful story How you almost won two superbowls while i count all six steelers superbowl rings.
SO YOU CALLED PEOPLE STUPID FOR NOT EATING AT CHICK FIL A FOR BEING BIGOTS. BUT YOU CALL FOR PEOPLE TO NOT BUY PESPI IN THE NEW CAN FOR TAKING OUT THE WORDS 'IN GOD WE TRUST' FROM THE PLEDGE OF ALLEGIANCE? please tell me how retarded you sound
Oh
so you want to be my fRiend potatoes
Oh
So
I'm doing 15mph over the speed limit in the rain explain to me how this isn't fast enough for you
So You Want to Be Famous? tell me more about areyoupop.com
What's that
Voting for a 3rd party candidate is wasting my vote? Please tell me more about how voting for someone I disagree with isn't wasting my vote?
you defriended me on facebook? Oh aren't you such a badass
oh boston is the hub of the universe? so how come everyone who doesn't live there thinks it's new york?
so you think iphone is better than android tell me more about your fantastic apps
so god is against gay marriage? tell me more about how you follow every law in leviticus...
SO YOU WANT TO BE A POLICE OFFICER? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR 'INTEGRITY.'
Oh you have a new ad network? Please tell me how it's soooo much better than the 200 i already know about
Oh
New PROPOSED GUN LAWS IS GOING TO STOP SHOOTINGS HUH? pLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW CRIMINALS ABIDE LAWS
About 'the power of prayer' .... tell me more about the healed amputees
The crucifixion ... So
Oh
oh you have a gun you must be an expert on all fire arms now
oh
oh so luongo sucks? tell me how he has 340 wins and 60 shutouts
Oh you're a grade above me? Tell me more about how much older and wiser you are than me.
So you said your ugly on a picture for sympathy? now your ugly and annoying
So you dumped your japanese girlfriend but she keeps  calling? I guess you have to drop the bomb twice.
winnipeg has the highest homocide rate in canada but your threatening homeowners with imprisonment for not maintaining city property.  tell me about running a city mr. sam katz.
Think you know about nike? tell me more of your work in taiwan.
Ah
You recognized something in a pic from the old days and clicked 'like'? Fascinating
Nice Truck I bet you haul a lot of farm equipment
oh
Oh
Say one more thing about Chick-fil-a And I will kill you.
So you think jesus is impressed that you bought a chicken sandwich today? Tell me how many starving children you bought sandwiches for.
a BUNCH OF SENIOR CITIZENS/CHRISTIANS OR OTHERWISE FANATICAL CONSERVATIVES ATE AT CHICK-FIL-A? aMERICA MUST HAVE SPOKEN.
You want gay marriage to be illegal? please tell me more about how you use a book to oppress people
Right to bear arms? I feel so much safer....
oh
You work 11 a.m. to 2 p.m please tell me how your whole day is shot
Oh
oh you wonder how a banker will save america tell me
oh you bought chik fil a today? you must feel like you actually make a difference
Oh
You listen to the band because you think the vocalist is hot? you really are a true fan
you want me to give you a second chance? So Tell me how that will benefit me?
I see you have 'swag' tell me
You have zero Working knowledge of firearms? Please Tell me more aboUt concealed carry tactics
oh so you troll on facebook tell me more about how good you get everyone
Oh you're 12 and you broke up with your Gf? tell me how heart broken you are
So you play call of duty? Tell me more about being a 'gamer'
OH YOU'VE WON EVERY GAME IN YOUR SEASON... PLEASE TELL ME HOW MANY TIMES YOU SAVED BEFORE A GAME
So that Homeopathic medication helped you so much Tell me more about How you know that you wouldn't have gotten better anyway
oh
Oh so your gf is mad at you tell me more about how ignoring her is going to save the relationship
Oh you say the bible is outdated and use random verses to make your point please tell me more since you read and studied the whole thing
so you hate anime? please tell me how smoking
So you post about Bert and ernie being gay? you must have paid attention that they were created to show tolerance
So you wanted to be like your favorite comic book villain? tell me more about how joker was bummed in jail for the rest of his life?
OH
oh
Oh You Like Daryl Dixon? Tell Me MOre ABout What A Unique Woman You Are!
you boost online achievements? you must be such a pro gamer
Oh you have abs? tell me more about how they will win the fight for you
I'm not Bored You are just wrong and I am being polite
YOU HAVE BEEN  A MILITARY WIFE FOR 2 WHOLE MONTHS? Please tell me How you know everything about the military
You're losing 10-0 but can dribble with your goalkeeper? you must be amazing
Oh
OH
so being gay is an abomination? tell me is that polyester?
I don't eat from sunrise to sunset for 30 days Please tell me how eating an hour later than normal qualifies you as 'starving'
so you're christian
Molester level: Willy Wonka
so you listen to jason aldean and wear flannel.... Explain to me again how you're 'redneck'
so snooki's child is being born 12/21/12? tell me how the mayans were wrong
Oh really? please explain to me how you're afk and fb tells me that you've seen my message?
want to leave aberdeen bet you're the first
OH
Oh
so you speed up when people try to pass you tell me more about how cool you are
oh you like joe tell me more about your love life
sarah dor
So you drive a powerstroke You must be a pretty good mechanic by now
So you have 10K 'Friends' on instagram Tell me more how having more likes helPs your self esteem
Oh
So your ex-husband left you for a 21-year old? Tell me more about how he was such a great guy
lets face it we are kicking a dead horse with this whole 'internet meme' thing aren't we?
so you made that hot girl laugh once? you're definitely getting laid
Oh yes...please do go on about... why you are unable to exercise
oh
Oh
OH YOU'RE TRYING TO LOOSE WEIGHT? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW HARD YOU ARE TRYING
smoking marijuana destroys lives? please
Oh
o so u like jb nobody does
Oh
She DISAPPOINTED  you? tell her how much you hate me.
THEY FOUND THE HIGGS BOSON AND YOU THINK THEY ACTUALLY 'SAW' IT?!
so you hate on the rock for selling out? tell me again how you'd rather wrestle a sweaty big show for a tenth of the money
So you got beats™ SWAG Please
Its not fair for a kid to play in a cornhole tournament cuz he's a pro? Please
Oh
you use instagram? tell me more about how you're a photographer
Oh so your not ascending tell me more about what you will do for the next 26
oh so anderson cooper is gay? please
oh
oh you're immune to non-magical attacks? tell me how good you are at countering a 3 point solo
so my meme changed the way you view the world? you must hate yourself for your inability to think for yourself.
oh
oh you slept with your ex boyfriends brother
so you listen to tech n9ne? name a song other than caribou lou
So you don't like mainstream? you must be the only one
too busy to finish your homework?  tell me how you level up 10 times a day.
So seatbelt laws restrict your freedom?  please tell me more about your 'right' to kill yourself or others because of your stupidity...
So you are a girl gamer.. Tell me more about you being a girl!
ooh that's nice
oh
Oh so you did it because you can? i bet you can do anything you dare devil
You've never seen urban cowboy? What about roadhouse?
Oh
oh you've unfriended me on facebook? oh no... I'm gonna commit suicide now
Gay people should be punished because they chose to be gay? please tell me what made you choose to be straight.
Oh so I see you hate on Lebron  tell me more about how he DOESN'T have any rings
oh
So you bought a $1200 guitar? please
Oh you failed your speaking exam? Tell me more
if you love one direction so much name one of their songs besides what makes you beautiful
you play call of duty? you must be destined for the army
You think playing video games at 24 is immature? I should be more grown up like you and watch jersey shoRE
Oh so you're A haRry potter fan
I see you have a 'Jersey Strong' sticker on your car! please tell me all about your feats of strength and how bad ass you think you are
tax the rich? Why not tax the 50% who don't pay income tax?
Oh you have a business degree? no pickles or onions please.
i see you have dyed your hair green. please tell me more about how edgey and interesting your life is.
So you're cheering for the L.A. Kings? please tell me more about  how you've  followed them all season
So you live in the 21 century with advanced medicine Please tell me how much older people live
You had a conversation with cleverbot today? Tell me more about how you think it's so funny not have real friends to talk to
oh
You have a social life
you never have to study? Im glad to know you will never have to prepare for anything in life.
You made a radio show in 9 grade? You must have killed the video star
so you hate rotc and what they do? Please tell me more about how you know what they do in class
so the boy of your dreams asked you out huh? tell me more about how you broke up today
hmmm... so you don't want him back??.. simple: stop worrying about who he's with.
Oh you calculated what you can screw up but still pass your future must look SO bright
oh
oh you have beats headphones only people who really love music buy those
I see you are writing a country song Your corn must not be growing
You're naturally beautiful? tell me more about how you didn't use any make up.
You think stupid people should be killed?  I can't wait to hear all about it in your next peer-reviewed publication
Oh
oh So you finally got a career in acting? i cant wait to see you on monday night raw
oh you put yolo in your facebook status?  you must live life to the fullest
Oh
oh your profile pic is of you partying? Please go on about how different you are.
you use meme's for flyers everyone must be voting for you
Oh so you post political meme's on facebook? Please tell me more about how your making a difference
You take peoples phones and post I'm gay as their status? Tell me more about how you wish gays were treated more fairly
OH
So you got your preiod during a qantum physics lecture please tell me more about the 'string theory'
so your girlfriend is still in school? Tell me more about your up coming court case
Oh
You have been dating for 5 days Please post more on how you love each other every 5 minutes
oh
wow
oh so your a celebrity who adopted an african baby? tell me more about how your saving the world
Oh so you spread rumors and talk shit about your ex? Tell me more about how you're over her
Oh
so you have a louie belt? please tell us more aout how rich you are
Oh
oH
Oh
OH YOU LIKE One Direction ? GPS...
oh you shot out car windows? please tell me more about how people want to kill you because of it
oh you died Tell me more how it is the games fault
You know facebook sucks when.... I am all over it
oh
Oh
Oh your macbook pro has better features than my macbook? please tell me when are you going to use a firewire port 800?
oh you posted about smoking your first bowl of summer? You must be a smart
Oh so you're 13 and smoke weed you must be the coolest guy in school
oh
oh you're going to get me havaianas? take your time while I enjoy being barefoot forever
oh
saw a movie that wasn't up to your expectations? tell me more about how you became a movie critic
oh so you call me willywonka? Tell me more about myself
so you your'e in a relationship again on facebook tell me more about how your'e soulmates
oh you're popular on instagram? tell me how well you're really doing in life.
oh you rock a blazer and a hoodie? please tell me where you get your mad styles from
OH
oh your a spurs fan huh tell me where did tim duncan go to college
oh you have a 'keep out' sign on your door you must be so rebellious
Oh
you banged a hot chick? Tell me about how fat she was.
Oh
Oh
oh
you are at school and on facebook at the same time? please
You're 14 and your boyfriend left you? i'm so sorry
You use me to make your points? You're very sophisticated...
Oh
Oh... you have a masters degree from University of Phoenix? So does shaq
oh so you're going to humboldt state? you must know a lot about that school.
So you're a Punk fan ? Please tell how Green day and Blink 182 are so cool !
oh so you wear affliction? please tell me more about how a bedazzled shirt makes you tough
Oh
You play Call of Duty? Tell me again about how you're an expert on guns
OH you don't believe in universal healthcare? tell me again how great your private insurance company has treated you.
You like comparing anime charcters in fights? tell me more about comparing a human to an immortal being is far
oh
Wow
Water baloons and silly string you must be so craetive
oh
So you are a chelsea fan please name more than five players
oh you found the cure to cancer and forgot it? do tell me how competent of a scientist you are.
so you think chelsea are the best because they won the champions leauge please tell me how they finished 6th
I haven't heard of that song but tell me why its so good
wow
You don't 'Trust in the Arm of Flesh'? That's GREAT! TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT HOW THE PROPHET WILL NEVER LEAD YOU ASTRAY...
another facebook post so your husband can see how happy you and your boyfriend are? you must be truly happy!
You have an Arts Degree? I'll have a Large Fries
So you go around trolling now you must be pretty good at writing research papers
Oh
You listen to eminem? You must know so much things about rap music
SO YOU PLAY ACE COMBAT? YOU must be an exceptional fighter pilot.
I see you're wearing a Nirvana t-shirt tell me again about your vast knowledge of music..
I see you're wearing a Nirvana t-shirt tell me again about your vast knowledge of music..
Aliens don't exist? Tell me more about your trip around the universe
Oh Your Favorite Motto is YOLO? Then Why do you suffer from depression?
Oh
Did you just quote family guy 5 times in a row? Wow
You disagree so you commented on the internet? You're going to change the world.
Oh
You don't understand why you are single? Tell me about the amount of chocolate you eat.
OH? YOU WILL DO MORE SCHOOL TO GET A JOB? NO ONE ELSE HAS THAT STRATEGY
Oh? You keep up with the news? you must be so well informed
so you read the bible  so how much community work do you do?
oh you voted for obama and i didnt tell me more about how racist i am
oH YOUR A PACKER FAN? PLEASE TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LOVE BRETT FAVRE AND AARON RODGER
So you're a hater TELL ME HOW IT FEELS TO BE AN FREE ADVERTISER
Oh
Oh
oh
oh you ignore your screaming children in public tell me more about how your building character at the expense of others
Oh you have a SOUTHERN CROSS TATTOO? Please tell me all about how patriotic you are
Oh
You wear sunglasses in your profile picture? tell me how mysterious you are
Oh
so you're being an individual? tell me about all the people that aren't doing the same thing
You're a cowboys fan tell me how you're not on the bandwagon
You're a cowboys fan? Tell me how you're from dallas
I see you like 'One direction' please walk in one direction: far far away from me
OH
you took a class in computers? tell me more about how you're an expert
Oh
Oh
Oh
oh
You learned how to dance from youtube? You must bring all of the boys to the yard
Oh
SO YOU REACHED LEVEL 117 ON FORZA? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT CARS
oh
oh
Oh
Oh really? tell me more about things i absolutely wasn't aware of
oh you heard the song a day before everyone else? do tell us how the song is sooo old
OH
oh
You want me to pay attention? Too bad I can't afford it
You love your boyfriend of 5 hours? tell me how you were always meant to be
oh
OH
oh
SO YOUR BOYFRIEND DUMP YOU Tell me more about that all the boys are selfish and thinking only about themselves
YOU GREW A MOUSTACHE? I BET THE BOYS SQUEEL WHEN IT TICKLES!
Oh your in the anti-bully cLuB YOu must Be a really nice person
Oh you and your boyfriend already had seX Tell how long wIll your RELATIONSHIP last
So you made a meme? You must be so funny in person
Haters make you famous? Tell me more about how famous you are
wow you use instragram please tell me how you're a professional photographer
So YOU KIlLED OSAMA BIN LADEN LAST YEAR? PROVE IT
the class got into your radiology exam early? they must be legit computer hackers.
This child has cancer? Tell me more about how Facebook likes will get him cured
oh you play cod please tell me how the new one is COMPLETELY different
oh so you hung out with brooke? tell us how tired you made her
So you decided not to vaccinate your kid based on internet research?  FANTASTIC idea!  have you considered a medical degree from the university of phoenix?
You go to class high? Your a rebel
SO YOU WENT TO A PRIVATE SCHOOL and THEN got inTO MELBOURNE UNI  I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE no problem purchasing a career as well
please tell me more about how you sexed dat poosay mang
Oh
You make flower headbands? Oh
Your facebook picture is a truCK YOU MUST BE A MENNONITE
Oh
so u like to take picture of ur money how about show me a picture of ur bank account and let compare
you talk about religion as a concept? you're so deep
Oh you just had a shower? Why not write a Facebook status about it?
Oh you wear sunglasses at night? You probably think your still at the city of lights!
Oh a new baby? He has a face for radio!
So you say you love a band so much tell me how many songs you have listened from them
oh
Oh you're a red sox fan? that sucks
Oh you took a picture of you smoking? you much be such a badass.
Oh
You don't need to slow down in the rain because you're driving an suv? I'll make sure to notify your next of kin.
so you're barricading copley lawn? im sure this will stop students from drinking
oh you joined a sorority? you must be surrounded by a number of upstanding women; please go on about the truest form of sisterhood.
Oh
so david
oh u wear skechers u must be the fastest kid in school
oh you put 'SHOTS' AS YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS? TELL ME ABOUT HOW MUCH OF AN AWESOME PERSON YOU ARE
You play pokemon red please explain why you are way better than me
Oh you're worried about the ingredients used to make this pill? Tell me more about that bagel you just inhaled before you arrived to dispute everything I say about diet and exercise.
oh you turn your photos black & white? Tell us about your epic photography skills
Oh
My FB Posts Upset You? Tell Me More about how you are being forced to read them
Oh you talk trash in a different Language? you must be such a hardass
oh
your 14 and had your heart broke  tell me more on how you will never meet another girl
oh
oh you think i have PSYCHOLOGICAL problems? tell me how you always need to be the center of attention.
oh you have no time to dine with me? tell me more about how upset you are about it
Oh you think chuck norris is the greatest man ever lived? please tell me about the chuck norris movies you've seen
oh so you created a meme? tell me more intelligent sarcasm aimed at internet phenomena
You agreed to 'terms and conditions' with out reading You must be such a badass
Oh
You're a feminist you say? Please go on about how the 'PATRIARCHY' oppresses you on a daily basis
oh
You like wiz khalifa you must be so trendy
OH you're wearing an xxl under armour shirt? I bet you're so athletic
I like how Judge me Tell me again of how perfect you are
Oh
So you play skyrim? you must have taken tons of arrows to the knee
you kissed a girl and you liked it? i hope your boyfriend dont mind it
Oh
Oh
Oh you like to smoke weed on 4/20? Please tell me how that's different than any other day you smoke!
ohh so your from 'the streets' does that come with 401k or benefits?
ohh so you put a big wing on your car? i bet that downforce adds alot of hp
so you wear reading glasses even though you don't need them? you sure do look that bit smarter...
Oh so you covered the night? you must care so much about africa.
I like how you judge me Tell me again of how perfect you are
Oh you played fallout 3? please tell me how you are musically cultured
OH SO YOU SAY YOU LIKE 1D NAME ALL OF THE NAMES OF THE MEMEBERS
oh tomorrow is 4/20? please make a status about how much weed you smoke.
oh nice boat shoes tell me more about how you sail all the time
You're a bio major? Tell me more about your skills at classifying trees
OH
So you've read a book  Tell me why should I Care about that
you made a sex joke? you must be such the ladies man.
So you believe Barack Obama's Birth Certificate is fake. You must...no.  Forget the sarcasm.  If you really believe that
I don't always use the wrong meme
you take memes off this site and show them to your friends? you must be quite the original comedian.
oh
oh
so kanye and the kardashian chik are dating huh  Cool we are gonna get another 808s and heartbreaks album
you put ofwgkta in your name? you must be such a killer
you like the song 'smells like teen spirit'? tell me more about how you're such a nirvana fan
Oh
I see you made an internet meme tell me more about how you've always been a comedian
oh
so YOU WEARING A NICKELSON
Obama ruined the economy you say? please tell me more about your political wisdom
oh you complain about your significant other? tell me how much i look like i care
Oh
Oh you listen to bon iver? tell me about how you're so musically CULTURED
You use LOL all the time? you must laugh out loud so often.
so i see your wearing make up you look so beautiful today
YOU LIKE ADELE ? you must really have a variety of tastes in music.
Oh
So you listen to hiphop tell me more about you'r criminal record
Oh
Oh
So you think lars is the worst drummer ever... You must be a drum virtuoso
Made house out of dirt? You are truly creative
Oh you use reusable grocery bags? you must care so much about the ENVIRONMENT
oh
Oh
Oh
oH
Oh your in love with an underage girl? Please tell mE why the law is wrong
oh
Oh you think women should be treated equally? Tell me more on how you signed up for the draft
Oh
Oh you love your boyfriend? I love your Facebook statuses about him being 'the best boyfriend ever.'
Wow you made the local news paper you must be such a celebrity
SO YOU KEEP YOUR DOUCHEBAG EX BOYFRIEND IN YOUR LIFE? THAT MUST BE A VERY HEALTHY CHOICE
oh
the threats you make are so intimidating when you stutter
so you went travelling to thailand tell me what a unique experience that was for you
Oh
OH
YoU'Re twelve
So your name is Jamie I bet you're a sex offender
oh
You wear booty shorts and cowboy boots? tell me again how much of a texas girl you are
Oh
your boyfriend dumped you? tell me how the entire male population is responsible
Oh
Oh
you just saw the hunger games ? Tell me more about how you're such a big fan
oh
10th prestige that will be good on your resume
oh
What's that? You have an std? Well.... YOLO!
You're getting a diet coke with that big mac You must be on A really strict diet
My hat has text on it. Would you look at that. So does my shirt!
You remind me of cheese i like cheese
Did you say 'cloud' i think you meant 'the internet'
Oh you smoke and drink at age 13? Your future must be so bright.
Oh you've been dating him for 2 months? You must be destined to be together
oh
you're a professional skateboarder? repeating that same grounded kickflip must be exhausting.
oh
Oh
So you are complainig about facebook Please tell me more about your experience as a web developer
oh so you wear sperrys.. tell me of your wonderful frat life
you say you're on a higher level than me? do tell me about your many psychedelic adventures.
post a status about the weather Really? I would never have found that out by looking out my window
So you eat panda express? you must know all about CHINESE food
oh
you've read the hunger games? please
Oh
oh
You're an Atheist? Tell me more about about what you got for christmas.
Oh your car has a K&n air filter and a 4' exhaust You must have 150 more horsepower now
Con que ganas cada mes Dime: qu se siente irle al Amrica?
you're a fan of harry potter? tell me all about how you read the books.
Oh
you unfriend her on facebook? she's gonna be so pissed
oh
Oh
Oh you posted party pictures on your public facebook profile? explain to me again why its obamas fault you cant get a job
so your the mother of your baby can be seen at http://clayrabeau.blogspot.com?  you must be so proud!
Oh so you use grammar when you type? Tell me how this makes you smarter than everyone else
oh
You wear a lot of hollister you must surf a lot
Oh your failing science? Tell me more about how the teacher is out to get you.
oh its your birthday  you must be happy
oh youre over 40? tell me more about the lack of truth in online information
So you play on pc please tell me how better you are than the console gamers
oh
oh so you're a republican from texas? Please tell me more about how war is helping our economy
you have 1000 friends on facebook? You must have quite the social life
Oh
oh
you wear hospital scrubs to your first 2 years of medical school? you must scrub in on so many surgeries
So you're a female nerd? I didn't think those even existed.
oh you liked them but they 'sold out' tell me more about the crashing music industry
SO YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE ROCK BAND? TELL ME ABOUT HOW YOU WAITED YEARS TO COME HERE AND PLAY FOR US
oh
Oh
oh you own an alienware you must know all about gaming and computer hardware
You had two shots? Please continue how drunk you are
So you like to read the bible what other fictional stories do you enjoy?
SO MY OPINION OFFENDED YOU? YOU SHOULD HEAR THE ONES I KEEP TO MYSELF.
oh
Oh you're straight edge? Must be hard to be better than everyone else.
you're ganon? you must be quite the badass
oh
She has a tattoo? i bet she's going to hell
oh you post about god please tell me how you read the entire bible
Oh we don't have band today? No reason to practice.
Oh
You like to watch naruto? you must know everything about anime
Oh
Delasalle gave you an ipad with garageband?  tell me about how your a hip-hop producer
oh
Oh
So you do everything together? tell me where your balls went.
you got poked on facebook? you must be very popular...
you quickscope on a console? you must have skill then
Oh
your caption got to the front page
No Im not being sarcastic
So actually you're in Japan ? please Tell me again how lost you are
Oh
Oh
Driving a harley at 2am in a neighborhood? You must be a real badass
You have instagram? Show me again how your aMazing your dinner was by adding a filter to your mediocre pictUre
oh you use google earth? youre must be so international
So you have a boyfriend Show me ON FACEBOOK how madly in love you are
oh you like to post offensive pix for attention tell me more about your awesome childhood
So cartoon network your BROUGHT back toonami as an april fools joke  please tell me how your high your ratings were that night?
YOU GOT A PAPERCUT? PLEASE DO TELL ME ALL THE GRISLY DETAILS
You only drink busch beer? you must really love America
malaysian children receive better education than those in advanced countries? please
Oh
Oh You take pictures of stuff in black & white? You must be an amazing photographer
oh
oh
oh
Oh you're upset? why not tell everybody about on facebook?
oh you are dating rowan harrity? you must have been better than the rest
So you're a fan of Lmfao? name three of their songs
Oh
You're Nine hours late for your reservation? I'm sure we still have a car for you
I post dull things? tell me more about sponsoring your half marathon
oh you're against bullying? i bet all your fb posts about it are really making a difference
oh you know how to use photobooth please post hundreds of pictures with minor filter differences
you found an inspirational quote for your status update that must have taken a lot of thought
You called justin bieber girly and said you'd beat him up? you must be a strong manly-man who's a hit with the ladies
Oh
Oh
is school hard? please tell how 6th grade is
you just bought your FIRST GUITAR AND HAVEN'T LEARNED HOW TO PLAY IT YET? PLEASE TELL ME ALL ABOUT YOUR NEW 'SOLO PROJECT'
oh
you mocked ultramacho body spray ads? you must be a deep and mature individual
You fell in love in high school? Tell me how awful the break-up was.
Oh
YES THAT IS WHAT SHE SAID
A conspiracy theory off youtube you say? No please
So You Have only one sub on youtube that is inactive? You must feel so popular
Making statuses about codeine you must be quite the drug addict
your baby has discovered something new? post the pic on facebook! everybody cares
oh
Oh
you hate twilight
oh
OH
so you drink bud light? tell me more about the taste
so u started going to the gym to get fit for the beach? you should tell me all about it when ur done with your large frys
oH
So you read snooki's book? tell me about all the other books you've read.
You just watched the karate kid? i bet you sure know how to kick my ass now
oh
oh
My dear
Oh
oh
YOU HAVE A VANS STICKER ON YOUR BINDER? OH YOU MUST BE SUCH A SKATER
Oh
oh
Oh
You live in a First World Country
I see you didn't leave a tip.... Tell me again how you used to be a bartender.
Oh
Oh
you say your parents are horrible? tell me who fed you today
Oh
You hate puerto ricans? me too.
So you are taking an economics course? Please
oh
you made fun of the new kid at school? you must have a great sense of humor.
you wished someone happy birthday on facebook? you must be a true friend
Did she tell you what happened? wonderful! now
OH
So you say You're the Dread Pirate Roberts? inconceivable
So you posted a scene from a show and copied the dialogue You must be a comedic genius
YOLO you say? you must be quite the risk taker
one does not simply i mean
you said you were winning the lottery and quitting yesterday tell me how that plan is working out for you
oh youre going to coachella? I bet you know everything about independent music
OH YOU INSTALLED WINDOWS? YOU MUST BE A COMPUTER EXPERT.
oh
Oh you read forbes magazine? could you do my taxes?
oh you study at starbucks? you must be so productive
oh
Oh
You have all 3 books Aren't you the biggest fan
You're a vegan?  You must be saving so many animals.
You slept with my mother? How so? She died 5 years ago in a car accident
you know the ninja turtles you must be an art expert
oh
you had a beard before shia labeouf? You must be quite the trend-setter
So final exams are comming up? You Definitely have an excuse not to bathe
NO REALLY
you like using girls as objects? you must be such the player
so you showed me this video? keep telling me to watch this next part
you believe in god? you must be a really good person
You made a Facebook page for your one week relationship? How cute. I can't wait to see you stay together forever.
you just drank a whole case of beer? you must be such a party animal
The Knicks were missing lin and amare? Please
Oh
Oh you like mac miller? you're so hood
you love skrillex? you must be dubstep's #1 fan
no really
oh you're one year older than me?  you must be very experienced please do tell me how life was back then
Oh
OH YOU HAVE 700 PAIRS OF JAYS? YOU MUST BE SOO GOOD AT BASKETBALL
Oh you ride a harley you must be such a rebel
Oh you do rbg boosting? what a great career
no
you wore a jacket and ate skittles and drank iced tea? what happened to kony?
SO
Oh
you went to havasu for spring break? You must party hard all the time
You root for the raiders
Oh
oh
oh you have a braid like Katniss? you must be an excellent archer
Oh you got a tattoo You must be quite the rebel
Oh you like bro douchebags? Please
oh
oh you love naruto tell me how otaku you are
you go to byu? You must be gods gift to this town
You don't know what to tweet about? why don't yo tweet about that..
so
oh
Your status update was about praising god? Im sure he will be pleased when he checks his facebook
You wear a lot of makeup for a teenager You must be very mature
So
oh
creating a meme about an attractive female host? you must be trying hard to be topic king.
Oh
oh you have red hair
oh
you post so much on Facebook? tell me who your real friends are
So You watched the hunger games? Please Tell me how you were such a big fan.
Oh
you were born in the 90's? Tell me all about the good ol' days
You are so independent and interesting tell me again about the women you hate
oh a gang member got killed? tell me again why your so shocked
Oh
Oh
Oh
chalk bag on your purse at all times? you must be a really good climber
oh
Oh you have 200 followers on tumblr do you? Your life must be fascinating.
you own dre beats? you must know a lot about sound quality
Oh really.. Sally did that Because we all know who Sally is
you just install ubuntu you most be such a hacker
oh
OH
Oh You're Watching Pretty little liars? Tell me how you knew who A was all along
oh
Oh
Oh
So now you hate 9gag tell me how many of you have stopped 9gagging
OH YOU'RE WEARING DRE BEATS... PLEASE TELL ME ALL YOU KNOW ABOUT MUSIC PRODUCTION.
Oh
You can't find your phone and you're hyper? Please tell me more about how you're 'sooo adhd today'
so you hate being bullied? Tell me again how fat your friend's nose is.
i'm unreliable? Please tell me more about how you don't need the car for the next three weeks again
so you are olympiacos fan tell me how spanoulis is better than diamantidis
took a shit tday? I kratomized myself too much
So you're having a world cup party? Tell me more about how you're going to be off your face before it even starts!
'Boyfriend' ? Tell me more about this 'boyfriend' that refuses to claim you.
MY COMPUTER HAS BEEN SENDING 'ONLINE INTERNET ERRORS' for several months? Tell me more
So you have big dreams? Did that balloon take you to Oz?
Oh
help me understand you're gay but your girl looks like a dude
kicked so hard my foot got stuck in their arse
I see that your meme folder is bigger then mine You must be quite the stud
your parents didn't get you a car for your birthday? Your life must be so rough
Tell me more about these...hacks of yours
You're a nice girl from a small town  Tell me more how much of a 'bad bitch' you are
Tell me more about  how you have always been team germany
Winky woo with a winky jew!
these hoes aint loyal
Lebron left another team because they 'stink' and your shocked why?
SO tell me about the horrid oppression you face on a daily basis as a wealthy white heterosexual male in america
So then she flunked you out of geometry? You pizza guys have the best stories
you only live once? please tell me more life secrets
oh you're an adult? Tell me again how many toys you have at your desk
HAPPY WORK ANNIVERSARY! Two years? That's Scrumpdiddlyumptious !
Special plastic underwear so you can discreetly ejaculate into your pants during a lapdance? Yes please! liquidlapdance.com
Hey
Oh 
When someone in their early twenties thinks they can outdrink you.
You have more work for me? Let me sort that for you.
Oh you found out how to make your own Memes? Tell me how you posted it online 10
Oh you found out how to make your own Meme? Tell me how you posted it online 10
oh So  your pro-life    tell me again how bombs save babies
yOU ARE TOTALLY PREGGO
So you're a pagan and vote for ultra-right wing candidates Tell me again how your spirituality fits into the tea party
I see you unfriended me.... Maybe it was from the shame of dating my married friends?
you don't know it.. but i'm saving these comments for later#reload
My boyfriend liked your status now you think you're soul mates. aw that's cute.
So you dont like complaining..... Tell me again how complaining about people complaining is helping...
oh
KYOKO You're talking SHIT!!
hate lacrosse ehh well you must be a hater or a DOUCHE baseball
Dear Tumblr
tell me again how hard it is to clean up after your animals
HOLLYWOOD MAKING A NEW GODZILLA MOVIE? IS HE GOING TO ACTUALLY BE IN IT?
Evidence indicates THAT ELO IS A MYTH
you attended one martial Arts lesson ? tell me more about you being a total badass
Why can't I get work I am so talented
so
you really thinK you can f**k with me?? sAAD
An Open MIc at the Boathouse? I'll bring the candy!
you have a 'save Darfur' bumper sticker? sudan must be doing a lot better now
Casual games don't exist? Tell that to the casual games assoication
Dey see me rollin
I CAN  MAKE YOU REGRET YOUR BIRTH
you have no money and a girl please tell me more
i shouldn't laugh  BUT I DID
how much do you get payed to hate? please tell me more about how you do it for the love
Oh
A lady dropped her keys and looked at you? Tell me more about that
vinny hit a monster drive? Must be on the next fairway
LOOKING at that ass
So
Oh you got a 68 on the test?  Here
SO YOU DID SCOOBY PANTO HOW CUTE
You say group-d is group of death cuz england-uruguay-italy is in it? tell me more pls
your wise memes would be taken seriously... if it wasn't for the constant grammar & spelling mistakes.
you watch politics you must be so educated
I wonder what happens when the oompah loompahs discover
When sugar runs out the troll goes next into the machine
YOU REACHED LEVEL 251 IN CANDY CRUSH? YOUR PARENTS MUST BE SO PROUD.
had sex last night pls tell me more bout u wanting 2 meet me again
Oh you're an England fan?  Tell me more about the formation and tactics the team are using tonight
Hi Queensland it hurts doesn't it?
you don't want war in iraq because you are opposed to violence? funny how you don't hold EXTREMISTS to the same standard
obama is winning the war on Terror? Tell me about The ISis taking over Iraq
So youre in the air(gay)force Thats cute
Oh isn't that cute
you're half male & female? i wonder HOW
You say Nsw won origin? how very special you must feel
tell me more about what makes a city youthful fill out the survey
so you work for ea? tell me about the boosting and nerfing in your fifa game that you still deny exists
Vote no to taking all the powers and you'll give us some of the powers ? Tell me more
Syntax error Never goes out of style
pLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU ARE TOO BUSY  TO COMPLETE YOUR LEAVING BOOK AND REFERENCE
the match was boring so you just slept throught the whole thing
So the Heats Lost How Does that Make you Feel?
So you have an 'attitude' Please tell me how this makes you a better person
You wanted troops out of iraq Tell me how the bloodshed has been reduced since
so you are a weightwatcher now are you sure you can watch it all?
Oh you're top level in COD/Battlefield tell me more on how that works in life
So you have an 'attitude' please tell me how that makes you a better person
So tell me tristan did it play after you shared it?
so you got the world cup results so far? how unique
You say my purple jacket is hideous... ...BUT you wear uggs!
please go on about your new driver  that you cant hit shit with
you tell me the world cup scores like i'll actually give a crap
tell me about world cup soccer  and I'll pretend i give a shit
so most shootings in schools aren't    'School shootings?' tell me more.
I'm a pimp  can't you tell by my badass rags?!
Tell me again How Carlton will win the flag
I SEE U REALLY WANT THIS FACE FUCKIN' DONTCHA' B!!!
Really ? Thats cute
you're outraged by overreaching government Tell me again how you support the war on drugs
TRY TO ACT LIKE STEVE  HOW'S THAT GOING FOR YOU?
Tell Me More About The two months You wanted to wait for the first time
you tell me every other american just whines? why dont you whine
Oh you like magic 6x is a world of pure imagination
too  Tired for chocolate ?
Herbalife? Do you sell Avon too?
You think i give a shit? mission accomplished!
oh lu bilang kita harus jadi pemilih cerdas? coba ceritain rencana capres yang lu puja-puja tentang roadmap energi nasional
Jon Snow
you're making a difference in the world? tell me more about this #makingadifference thing
Please tell me again How you have 'real' eyebrows
You don't say? Maybe you should say it to them!
You look.. Ravishingly smutty
So you made  a 'hello world' program tell me more about how you're a professional programmer
ooh SO YOU WANT ME TO STOP KICKING YOU IN THE ASS! OKAY
tell me more about what I want
I don't always make memes but when i do
you got only 14 likes on facebook? no wonder you had a conniption
oh you have another original idea
That's exactly what i'm saying
Like drugs? I got some in my van
what if i told you that's the point
but of course i care i care about everything and everyone! except you of course that would be perverted!
Cool pic bro! Share it again!
ooh! SO YOU SAY YOU HAVE CONSTRUCTED ENOUGH ADDITIONAL PYLONS? YES YES! TWO ADDITIONAL PYLONS SHOULD DO JUST FINE! TRUST ME ON THAT!
Bah no seriously  trust me! Who needs additional pylons! What is a silly little zerg or two going to do huh?
tHINK YOUR WAY IS BETTER? Tell me MORE ABOUT HOW THAT 'S GOING FOR YOU?
Oh
Oh
so you like dickbutt? tell me more about docking
You're leaving facebook? Everyone will be crying for you to come back
tell me again how he sucked?
Keep on Crunching...... I dare you!!
posting deep and meaningful memes does not make you a good person This is Not the real world
bhogi chogi?? vocabulary bere jacche naki?
so you didn't like any of my posts? i never get tired of liking what you had for lunch
you're writing a book? let me know when it hits the bestseller list
Write a word containing no letters Bet you can't...
Memes make me happy
That's right McCready..... Take it off
You know you like it
Just admit it i proved you wrong
tell us the story of the time they scammed u The Violin man will play while u talk
DID U SAY SOCIALS? PLEASE KILL ME NOW
TELL ME AGAIN ABOUT THIS BRIDGE OVER TROUBLED WATER
i see you decided to be vegan for one meal tell me more about how you love animals
beware of all purple muscle feelers
Didn't go on a gap year so you could finish uni quicker? Tell me about how you're unemployed
So you tell me you don't like paraphrases of the bible? And you read the King James version?
Oh yeah? Let me tell you a story young one...
So
tell me more about how you felt when you saw hazrat ali in question 3
So your Taking your new relationship slowly tell me
so you had a good review? tell me how you're the best
Ahhhhh! scomiche
I just came here to read the michael jackson  meme about reading the commentsa
AM I calm because I've studied enough or because I don't give a shit anymore?
SO JESSE WHAT ARe yOU THINKING ABOUT?
so you watch doctor who that explains why you walk around the house with a screwdriver in your hand all the time
You yell 'barracuda'
pope francis calls for a 'legitimate redistribution' of wealth to the poor tell me more about yourgold plated city
You believe hillary will make a good president you are a special kind of jackass aren't you
it will be fun to watch obamacare fail
oh
The way you look at your bias hey there handsome
SO YOU BLOCKED ME ON GTALK THAT'll TEACH ME A LESSON
YOU're aware of my schizophrenia & drug abuse Why are you handing me a bottle of random pills
Oh u have joind best likers group so
OH
Oh you have discovered that blood from the young improves your longevity? That's a new idea
You hate Party Down South so much that you've never watched a single episode? Do tell me more about how well-informed your opinions are.
SO WE VOTE YOU AND WE GET EDUCATiON?
you had a salad at mcdanolds u must be heathhy
I find the first five days after the weekend the hardest
Oh
So you think you can troll? Tell me more about it
So tell me again
You know a cheesy pun associating the date with a film series? You must be a huge star wars fan
So you don't like old movies? Yes
Oh it wasn't a medical emergency until you got arrested
So Spurs lost to West Ham. Tell me again how Man U are going to claim the 6th spot by trouncing lowly sunderland?
Do go on
dont really watch boxing except when floyd fights? go on Tell me more about what happened in the ring
bitches be like ' I en got nothing to hide' but everything's private
Received email from managers with bad English I have no idea what 7 he is trying to say
You  say you're a vegan? Don't worry  that cheat day can easily be removed from the calendAr
so you browsed memes all day? it's a good thing you have a life
no shit Sherlock
Oh you like to not use contreception how many kids do you have?
Caro juventino parlami ancora della tua finale a torino
run out of 'big ideas' trouble getting empowered? check out ILN for free
real vampires don't sparlke? tell me when was the last time you saw a vampire in real life
SHIT CHOCOLATE
you think everything is too mainstream? Well
You got engaged the same day of meeting You must really be in love
So you lost the love of your life and you'll never be able to love anyone like you loved them? being 12 must be so hard
oh you were a boy scout please continue telling me how its just like the military
Let me see  the yoyo trick again
i tried it too it really works
if you smoke  you'll be like me
so you think you're original tell me more about that
You went go on vacations every year? You must really have a hard life and deserve it
looks so epic ofc you should go on with it
so you're home alone not exactly
oh you're a nursing student? tell me more about the coffee you need through an IV line
oh
i see you posted another video of yourself hitting mitts you must really be a dangerous mma fighter
My car?  a honda of course
So you found a memegenerator? Tell me about it
oh
SO THEY HUNG UP ON YOU AGAIN...
Tell more more about how black coffee is clear when you put a flashlight against the glass
It's your birthday today? you must feel so important
Tradition? Tell me more about the last 4 years
so you're telling that egm is going on a loss after lulu has opened??
Oh Sam
You sell your hair as peruvian and buy it from china Tell me more about this scam
que come mierda ERES
OH YOU'RE A ROOM SALON GIRL? PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU ARE WORKING TO SUPPORT YOUR STRUGGLING FAMILY IN KOREA
NO GO ON TELL ME HOW THE BACKBURNER IS BAD AT AMBUSHING
MRW religion comes up in conversation and i'll go to hell if i don't convert
you really just jet rammed me?? go kill yourself
'We should hang out on Saturday.' Why don't you go ahead and go out but never actually invite me.
YOU JUST RELEASED YOUR FIRST CD? YOU SIMPLY MUST MEET MY FRIEND STEVE ROACH
you play mens league basketball? you must be so athletic
ENT&#195;O VOC&#202; n&#227;o gosta de pink floyd porque n&#227;o entende nada? ME CONTA MAIS SOBRE TCH&#202; TCHERERE TCH&#202; TCH&#202;...
YOU LITTLE SHIT
oh
hotel next door has bathrobes? tell me how it feels to pay $300 for a room night
So
you got a big 6 million toughness in t6 game you must have good time looking at your hero ragdoll
someone tell the new guy we don't do this anymore....
oh
You put some make-up for the night
Tell Me More About how brilliant you are
active 30 seconds ago on facebook please tell me nore why it takes you 3 hours to text me back?
oh
you think you're hot stuff that's hilarious
ALL WELL WHEN END'S WELL? YOU DON'T SAY...
you invented doritos tacos? so has everyone who's smoked pot
so you vape huh? ok goober
so you hat obama tell me more about how much better you would be as president
not going to pride week events? clearly you must be new here
oh
oh
IT'S YA BOI!
You use nokia phones? a real fan of finland
YOUR BF bought you a real diamond ring? REAL... THAT'S WHAT HE SAID...
but ofcourse
you perfer partying on school? #yolo is all you need
yolo
did you know that #yolo? YEAH
Oh your EA games? please tell me more about how you ruin everything
you say its a must you must really mean that
So you keep poking my ass even when I'm trying to ignore you? you must be a special kind of tamil!
YOU HAD A COCKTAIL IN THE AFTERNOON? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW 'CHEEKY' IT WAS
oh you watch house of cards? tell me more about your political expertise
you say its impossible to make the front page.. tell me how you did it then?
please tell me about how drinking only electrolyte- drinks makes you an athlete
oh
you like willy wonka so tell me what i was doing before i was a meme
Greenpeace
oh you don't do CIGARETTES and prefer shisha  tell me again how smoking charcoal for an hour is healthier
Goes on one date In love forever
You stole fizzy lifting drinks Tell me more about how I'm a monster
spero che tu guy non ti monti troppo
sedagive ?!
so you say she's not into you tell me more about how you sat there like a moron while she laughed and flirted with you for over an hour
You had a migraine once? You google that or was it just a 'bad headache'?
You think black republicans are uncle toms? Tell me more about why you vote for the party of Jim Crow & the KKK
NOt All Men
I Always love my kids But I love them a little more on april 15th
if she doesnt have sex with you by the 2nd date ....shes in it for the free food bro.
you think nobody has ever thought of wearing uniforms backwards for april fool's day? you must be a creative one
Oh
You didnt buy the poach and roast survival flashlight? Shame
sO YOU MAKE $800
keep reading and don't be noisy  okay
Oh you went to mexico for spring break? i bet you owe a lot of push ups
So
oh so you dont need to shower between the gym and work please keep telling me how 'hard you went'
Oh
got a problem with old crazy wowen? Please tell me more
My job took me all over the united states I've seen it with my own eyes tell me again how you know more from only watching fox news
Tell me more About your 'normalcy'
IM GOING TO GO JUMP OFF A BRIDGE THEN BLAME IT ON LISTENING TO THESE ARTISTS
You a baldfaced lie but imma let you finish lying
tell me more about our perversion being funny
eres de oaxaca dime que se siente ser un oaxaco de shit
so you promised your client that I write an article tell me more about journalistic objectivity
oh really?? i thought it was a bird
Your inbox is cluttered?  Tell me again how difficult it is to delete emails
you know so much about college hoops you must win *all* your brackets
Elite no jogo e na vida? me conte ai como  ser solado por neutral?
So you just got some Roland Aira machines? Tell me all about this acid house
SO YOU'VE MESSED UP MAJORITY OF YOUR LIFE? tell me about how right you are this time and how everyone else is wrong
Wow
You got married when you were 5months pregnant now tell me about the true love ya'll share again?
So you like to call Purple aubergine? you must have a great sense of color
So You like lady gaga and katy perry? What a little retard you are.
so
so your gonna be a daddy again in your fifties tell me how you were there for your kids before
Sei un miurra e ti senti superiore a tutti ok ora spiegami perch&#232; davanti ad un impiegato diventi uno zerbino
RIo ... huh? what r u on bro' ?
So you think trolling is easy huh lets see you try to get millions of subscribers on a youtube channel
YOU HELPED STOP LAG? yOU SHOULD FLY MORE OFTEN
so you want senpai to ntice you? tell me all about your life or death needs
Te dolgozol az FMSen? hna
Truth is  the american dream isn't real
you quit being a pokemon master? Then why did you want to be he very best like no one ever was?
so you kicked you child out because the are transgender                                                                  Tell me again how you are such a great parent
Your miniprep and gel took the full 4 hours in lab? Tell me again how awesome you are at science
VMTK; EASIEST JOB OF THE BRIGADE? INFORM ME WHEN YOU'RE READY TO DO IT
Trust me I have candy
SO YOU LOVE CHEEK? I'M VERY SURE HE LOVES YOU TOO...
N.W.W.A Passport if you are reading this text
OH SO YOU WORK AT MITRE 10 MEGA? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A FAGGOT YOU ARE
You failed all your classes? i wonder why
so you spend your spare time taking photos of how other people park? please
Liked Another Meme? explain how it tickled your confimation bias
Liked Another Meme? Explain how it tickled your Confirmation bias
can't afford $15/month for elder scrolls online? what? your mommy took away her credit card?
3 Day work weeks are killing me
URZEK?A MNIE TA HISTORIA O FINLANDII
im a bandwagon seahawks fan tell me more about how i havent been born and raised here a
mad dialog error you mad
new jersey? sounds like ohio with italians
por favor senhor jos diga-me o que  uma foda &#225; toureiro
hey mom  so i heard its your birthday huh?
Oh
Oh
Trust me You're not bothering me
criticas a bachelet por los bonos dime que se siente ir corriendo a cobrarlos
i shouldn't have bought ranaan's hurricane? tell me how i carried the team
nie podpisuj się za budżetem obywatelskim p&#243;źniej narzekaj
oh
oh
A new WR? Please tell me
please tell me more how the teacher failed you
downing what an absolute nonce
I am Not Satoshi Nakamoto
oh you won't answer your phone Explain to me how you are on level 482 on candy crush
Sneezing too much? try holding your nose
Lil Boosie is Free Lets tell everyone one on ig!
tell me more about Shimano...
OH so your'e '' flexing'' on intagram? That'll look good on youre resume
diehard seahawks fan? how much money did you bet on the broncos?
Oh you made a PATTA CUSTOM? WELL
So you think leaving empty MAIOnese in the frige is so cool. Tell me how your friends will eat it.
so you own a holden tell me does your boyfriend like the colour
From the moment i met you... you had me at...crazy eyes
Oh you are taking her subject again this semester Please tell me how much do you like her
Mexico's dangerous Tell me more about how you've never been
'MUST'OV DISEASE? oH
After  all 10 minutes OF HARD WORK i grant myself a quarter of internet sauce
So Gene
oh so you've made a meme how unique
Pray tell.  Will Brandon's last name be on the birth certificate ?
Health insurance? Let's get married now
aporrofoun 5-9 secs tus zois s? Tell me more about this amazing life of yours
you wrote yolo on instagram  so swag
SO YOU THINK IT'S OKAY TO STAY LATE AT TOYS R' US GUESS YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT YOUR BROTHER'S WANTS AND NEEDS
Dubstep? oh you mean nu-metal
you recorded the concert with your cellphone? i bet it will turn out better than the bluray release
yes
you do say.... Now
you recorded the concert with your cellphone? i bet your the only one who thought of that
you think youre good at day z? tell me more how long you have been playing kyle?
I know what you did last summer...
oh you had unprotected sex? good luck with that.
lucky for you
oh portia this ring symbolizes our love for each other ? I better not lose it
Please tell me again........ is this or is this not a trick question?
your app is done? tell me more about how organized you are
Yesenia tells you that she has to ask you something later so tell me  Yesenia when is later?
you hate ugly people? tell me more about your mum...
Willy wonka's chocolate factory
oh you're a drug user you must be the healthiest person in the world.
Hello kid! lets go to my factory to...
Oh
tell me again why you think this is tumblr
deci asculti nane Spune alte melodii inafara de 'noi 2 ' si 'mai aproape'
mono in the air please tell me more
nxnxnx esses my dear u soo smart
You have unify issues? Tell me
Xbox one: you want me to turn on? tell me more about how you want me to turn on.
So you lose in infinity wars tell me how you can't beat farzaan
WATCH MY MOVIE :)
your lagging? stiff sh*t
34 &#201;VES VAGY &#201;S BEOLTasz egy egsz oszt&#225;ly előtt? krlek meslj mg!
most people drink coffee for caffeine i drink coffee to schedule my poops
so tell me how fast your pc was Before it died
Why selling on flippa  I want to pay my college fees
So you got Ko'd by garcia? Tell me why mayweathers 'running scared again'
i like my women like i like my coffee cold and full of cocaine
Trying To Grow Your Biz? Oh
eternally secure are we? please tell me how i must be nice to jews to stay that way
you like memes? please tell me how funny they are
Did you see the RNS? I call it bushveld bonanza
so you met him on twitter .. please tell me more about your dating habits
'Here We Go!' Woolsey in his 30's
Top honors in your class But your school was in altoona?
oH PLEASE
OH YOU GOT 100 SUBS? TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR YOUTUBE FAME
OH YOU GOT 100 SUBS? TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR YOUTUBE FAME
Oh
oh
Oh you want to study for your final? 'We are currently experiencing difficulties.'
you make bendtner jokes? you must be really up to date
I bet you aren't even 3 stars meat hahaha
These NEW catheters are  so smooth and painless!
you watch downton abbey? you must have such an intellectual mind
You claim you discovered cold play? i am too proud for words
oh
You are crushing on Oshie? Tell me how he is going to see this and want to marry you?
First post: 3 year old necro... please tell me more
Sz&#243;vval nem ma kezted.... meslj mg
you work in the oil industry? you must be john d rockefeller
Practice safe design use a concept
LololololololololololololololololoLolololololololololololo Lololololololololololololololololololololololololololo
So you like chicken? Tell me more about it!
you're on youtube tell me again how famous you are
i see your point. homophobia is a threat to people like you tell me more about the several men you raped when in prison
Oh you think being an arrogant Prick  is cool Tell me how that works for you when you get punched in the face
you dont say you cracked jee to shovel snow in the usa
oh you are an Audiophile? You must love the sound of those new 300$ Beats you got there
so you can get 4000 cap on points - tell me more
Oh  you post article about a political issue tell me how you are making a difference
ITS VALENTINE'S YOU BOTH MUST BE PLANNING TO EAT PASTA
valentines is coming i can't wait to read your personal message on facebook.
So you think life was unfair with you? tell me what you actually did to change things!
note to self: find a small start-up company doing pioneering research in the field of tatoo removal.  invest heavily.
oh
I dont always get drunk
Oh
SO you want scottish independence? tell me again why you want to keep the &#163;
Such a nice story... Tell it again
venim acum
so.... tell us a little about your car
SUCH a nice story tell it again
You have an off-road vehicle? Tell me more about how you dont use public roadways
Zero cater? More like zero degrees catering
you say i look like jimmy you're shitting me...tell me more
so we punch above our weight? tell me more about how we bully 3rd world countries
you drink beer every night tell me how ur fb friends love hearing about it
STEPHANIE PICKED TOM
Lo YAKIN ANAK DI KELAS INI AGRESIF? SEKARANG COBA LO JELASIN DIMANA AGRESIFNYA
OH YOU HAVE A DSLR AND YOUR NAME ON YOUR SHOTS? YOU MUST BE A PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER
Hey ed what were those words again? You called your baby and then you went down the road?
there's only 7 days 'til valentines So if you're secretly in love with me
Starts a VELMAX war  LET ME GET THE POPCORN
Your opinion is cute try making a vaild point
Oh... you DJ Can you produce a track?
Oh
Oh you won 5-1 but your still 5 points behind
So
OH you know more about pokemon than me  Please go on and name them all
you have a facebook movie? Can I see it?
I WOULD ASK IS THIS SERIOUSLY?
Have no idea how the eu works? do tell me how much you want to vote
Zerg blob you say??? LIES LIES LIES LIES LIES
So you want a girl to say good night
My Uncle smoked cigarettes and died at age 87 tell me again how smoking causes early death
OH YOUR nick NAME IS BEAST MODE? you must be so strong and big
you're innocent
OH
you posted a picture of your dog on Facebook?
czyli m&#243;wisz
SO HOMESCHOOL KIDS AREN'T PROPERLY SOCIALIZED? YOU MUST GET A LOT OF THAT DONE TRAPPED IN THE SAME BUILDING ALL DAY
oh you're a gangster? Tell me more about how you smkoked shisha
Oh
Tell me more about how you knew CHANGETHECHAN.NL before it went viral
Sz&#243;val lesz ez a g&#225;la cs&#252;t&#246;rt&#246;k&#246;n 17:00-kor a sz&#237;nh&#225;zban? meslj mg
so tell me again what a beautiful baby you were
Prayers are like Facebooks Likes It only does something if someone real decideds to do something about it
SO....... YOU WANT TO BE A RADIOLOGIST
You say you're a masoom bohri meera must be a nun then
You're another one who thinks putting glitter on wine glasses is cool aren't you??
well you know tracy its just a jump to the left?
Sz&#243;val szeretsz cszni meslj mg
Oh
oh
Tell me Again about the snow not melting
The internet test you took says  you're Han Solo? Sure you are.
So You want to  join The League of Extraordinary Beer Drinkers?
so you want  to join 'The League of Extraordinary Beer Drinkers'?
oh
So you think training chest and biceps is enough? Please explain how you will hide your legs for the rest of your life
you think its possible to be pretty and nice? you must be ugly.
SO
so melissa it's snowing  at your house tell me more
Dime  que se siente ayudar a los pobres con un 'like'
oh so you got one detention  tell me how that makes you badass
So You want to win your fight But wont train on a weekend? Tell me more
you think I should be politically correct? i'd rather be morally
Oh i have a splinter in my eye? how interesting...you have a 2x4 in yours!
Oh
You complain about not getting enough su? tell me more about how it sucks that both your parents live together
so where is this head office you speak of
OH
oh you think that's a cool link huh how about you send some famous friday ideas
quick to talk about your Big Salary Bet your pee-pee is big too
OH YOU'VE GOT A GOLDEN TICKET EH? WERE YOU IN A GOLDEN CAR?
you don't want kids? please tell me how I'll change my mind one day.
'share if you hate rasism'  the world sure will be a better place now
you're a fan of morgan freeman? since nelson mandela's death?
you buy nokia instead of apple my my
you only drink coca cola zero? i must follow your example to healthier life
mestreechtenere be like  hoi sjat nuij sjeun
tell me again How did your printer break Right Before Class
Oh you took a short breath that explains the poor attack
really? no thanks.
you're a furry that hates being a victim of discrimination? Why do you discriminate against bronies then?
A Silk rOAD? Think they got spices for new candy?
you're always on top in call of duty? i'm sure you'll do well in battlefield
broke up with your bf
Saviano &#232; un grande esempio per l'italia? Parlami di tuti gli altri tuoi idoli
oh so you hate chocolate  please continue to eat nutella
so you cuss joe in class? you're mature aren't you
you let pugh do that to you on video? please tell me again how you want to be a serious wrestler.
we have no school spirit? you must notice at all the games you attend
So you were in india? How interesting... which color has your defecation on the first monday of every month?
So you were in india? How interesting... which color has your defecation on the first monday of every month?
So there's an all-powerful
Still they haven't realised I teabag each one
wow u love starbuck? drown in my semen
hey you love potat? ill show u a potat :+)
It&#180;s not how loud you fart It&#180;s how much of the fart you&#180;re able to inhale
so you say that you have 4 sisters and crazy parents? how.. interesting.
lots of snow? Tell me more about your arctic expedition on the turnpike
Its ok mizzou bball fans haith is good in the community
So there's an all-powerful
So you telling me that you are portuguese now? Welcome to hell
you're learning karate for self defense? tell me again about the time you broke your ribs sparring
Oh
Doing DPA on facebook Looks like there's no other place for you two
Finished your first week of classes at CBC? Tell me more.
Tell Me Again how we evolved from apes
you CAUGHT mewtwo with a premier ball? You must be a very Patience person
oh you got a legit Civic si tell me about how unique you are
So your a broke stay at home dad who loves video games Your wife must be so proud
So you jumped in his bed and took your clothes off tell me more about how you weren't begging
Oh you got a honor point arbiderp? go spend it on a candy bar
You got 97.57% of the vote? Tell me more about your free and fair elections
Tell me again why congress isn't bound to all laws
So you wanna site serve everything ok
I'm sorry dealerships  I cant hear you over all my money
an ep expert who hasn't been on a detail in years seems legit
show me your totally original 'keep calm' meme please
Oh please tell me more about how shortland street is tonight
Oh
Oh
you learned the three primary Chords? Tell me again about your 'Band'
take me down to paradise city where the grass is green and the girls are pretty!
you like making Dubstep? remind me how successful you are
tell me more about your interesting poems in a shoe's point of view
you're white and you wear fubu shirts? you must be so black
pragati theme is 'business beyond profits' so fortune
you were chosen by the aag? you must be great
top text bottom text
oh you collect trading cards plz tell me y you hav 0 facebook friends
So
Gigglepants.... You don't say?
you use flower pots to heat your house? your perpetual motion machine must be broken.
happy birthday little boy
You hate your ra's for writing you up? tell me again how many illegal items you had in your room
You're socrates? thats so crate.
tell me more  about your plan on becoming a substitute teacher
Abs? What abs?
I Dont always remember my dreams But when I do
you rooted for tony soprano? you must have a big heart.
you watch pro wrestling? You must be tough.
you found a golden ticket? you must tour my factory.
you like philosoraptor? You must be smart.
le funne hat man u got trold
Op tell me more about your you homosexuality
oh you updated your facebook status saying 'wow just wow' tell me are a emo now or just bullying others for fun in life
Lots of advice coming from my pillion passenger please tell me again how many driving tests you have passed
oh you put your FACEBOOK STATUS SAYING 'WOW JUST WOW' PLEASE TELL ME
post ta to valoi  kintu ctrl+c kotha theke korli andy??
Tell me more about how much you appriciate me and my delivering in this weather while you tip me shit
Oh
Unskilled labor with no education tell me more why you deserve 15 dollars an hour
we know you are one of the best in that place  so tell me how you got suspended????
So you  discovered the meme generator  i wonder what they will come up with next
oh you're going to do G.O. well tell me more about your PGO presentation skills
so you have to go to the store to stock up before the snowstorm? you must have people that eat you out of house and home in 2 days
..........................................................
so your the tiddley winks world champion? your the most accomplished person iv'e stood next to
tell me more about RPG ill continue to fake an interest
Baaaay... уД?ЧИ!
So you've visited lemonparty.org? Have fun trying to sleep at night
So tell me more about how the TPP will improve your life
thats great kid now go away
So
so you want khalistan? but live in toronto
OH YOU WATCHED AND LIKED THE SCUMBAG STEVE RAP? TELL ME MORE ABOUT WHAT AN IDIOT YOU ARE ~ WONKA
Oh you can't spell? i see you're like half of her friends i've talked to
SO YOU think it's hard to unwrap all these layers TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR PROBLEMS IN LIFE
you gave me one of your fries tell me again what a giving soul you are
Ce zic-Oile mele? :>
Oh
mr beauregarde did you saw what is under there Mr b: No it was just chocolate
mr beauregarde did you saw what is under there Mr b: No it was just chocolate
you think joe is cool? i thought he was cool BEFORE you did.
So you met Rhiannon Fish... And got married to her?
you think you're interesting? Have you tried dos equis?
Oh
Oh you team lightskin? slave masters would be proud
welcome to my death trap Where you will tinkle in a jar
tak ty si mysl&#237;š že harry je na holky?
OH
OH
Correcting my grammar? please continue to prove to me that i won this argument
Ce viol iti iei tu
IT's new year's soon tell me more about your new year's resolution
so the earth is only 6000 years old the bible also says the earth is flat how is that one working out for you guys
i can now...... create memes!!!!
You can't even build a working website? Please tell us more about how you are going to run our whole country's healthcare system.
You wake up at 8 AM Tell me more about how crazy that is
oh
you asked a backwoods hillbilly from la his opionion on fags tell me again how his answer was shocking?
your tattoos have so much meaning I swear
you had sex on the first date wow
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU USE YOUR INTERNET to complain about the internet?
You Believe Every meme you read? In that case; I have oceantfront property in arizona i want to sell
If you believe every meme you read Then i have some oceanfront property in arizona for sale
oh you do drugs? you must have a lot of respect for your wellbeing
.
i hate looking at your face i wanna smash it
so you another one on the list
Oh
so you say your a tolerant one?  but you hate anything that isnt liberal?
Oh
so
You were the first person to say that? please tell me more of your famous quotes
next smile award goes 2 mithi
you think freedom of speech means freedom to say ugly things about people without consequences or criticism? interesting.
If you think it looks good on me I can't wait to show you what it will look like on your bedroom floor
Nepisk tu man Proto tadai
my monkeys dont need basic income sign.basicincome2013.eu
So you are going on a holiday? Please tellme all about it  when you come back
oh
REALLY TELL ME HOW THE ROAD IS ON THE EASTSIDE
tell me more about holland
oh you want a 'good' pmcs in the next 5 minutes?
why do you nt like me?
Oh
BRian boitano is gay? you're shittin' me
what brilliant visions! i can't wait to explain them to you
so you don't like what phil robertson had to say then don't watch the show and surrender your first amendment rights
you didnt have the balls to ask me yourself so you sent Half your friends to ask me
So you leave the elevator broken so disabled people can't get around? you must be so proud of yourself!
still wide awake and making memes? Tell me again what a good idea it was to drink all that bourbon before bed?
really
SO please tell me... How you don't like my expensive headphones
so youve turbo'd your car please tell me more about your volumetric effeciencies
i'm sorry...... is multiple layers to main stream??
oh your v8 runs tens tell me more about the rain
oh
SRSLY WYN STOP MAKING CHOCOLATE IN THE BATHROOM
NO
It Snowed in egypt and Israel? Tell me again how there's no such thing as 'Global Climate Change'...
when global warming suddenly changes to 'climate change'
Oh
You smoke a pipe? that must make you an intellectual
Oh
But yes? you must be really good at shipping
Seriously? He named his kid north and thinks hes next mandela
Oh
Surprise Buttsecks!
you have homework ? tell me more about how you dont play games.
YOU SPEND 645 MIL ON A WEBSITE THAT SUCKS YOU MUST WORK FOR OBAMA
we've forgotten 'the true meaning of christmas' you say? do tell me more
You don't like memes? You lose
I see you're a kobe hater tell me more about how you hate success
you got a 1700 on your sats? you must be so smart
You're suing a christian for refusing to cater a gay wedding? Tell me again how he's the only caterer in the state.
Ha  ae
YOUR MOM SENT ME A PICTURE SHE THOUGHT IT WAS YOUR DAD
DOn't worry charlie
oh you downloaded photoshop tell me more about how you're a professional designer
oh you think your 1 credit class final will be hard? Tell me more about how you're not an engineer
Savant
There was a Goto Meeting? Tell me again how that counts as documentation
Oh
YOU PAID FOR FIFA PLAYERS? PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU ARE SO GOOD AT THE GAME
Oh
liam egan when he  sees kyle barber
oh you know french you must be sooo cultured
So you're telling me that i should write all the words on the abstract?
Oh
Oh you're an atheist? What do you want for christmas?
Oh
so you clicked a kira link? please tell me how you never fall for jita scams
so this is your taste in cars. you must be that cool guy from the future i guess.
Oh You're Tired from lifting weights? I bet Jesus was tired from Carrying the cross
oh you said jesse plz How original
Oh you have a black nova? please tell me again how it's the murder nova
oh
So you are not going to tink Camp Tell me more of the fun stuff you do
oh
so You carry a purse and you're a man you must be purseman
OH
You Thought You knew The Material? Have You Heard of Webassign?
you thought you finished midterms  welcome to zu
do tell how 5 minutes on the stationary bike is going to help you shed 50 pounds
So you play ksp? You must be a rocket scientist
Grad Student? Please tell me more about your superior intellect
so you want to join 23rd    tell me more about how old you are
you like candy? tell me about your clean teeth!
yOU WATCH REALITY TV? pLEASE TELL ME HOW REAL IT IS
wal-mart is heartless for being open on thanksgiving? please tell me why as we watch the macy's parade
team bash the other team they say hacker idiot
women can ejauclate? tell me more about your wemon with penises...
Christians are the largest religious group in the world
If I'm so gay... Then why am i banging your sister?
thought you guessed right guess again
your Boyfriend doesn't like you having friends? so glad women fought for equal rights so he could control you.
U think we're all fools
Dus
oh
QUINDI MI STARESTI DICENDO? CHE SPENDI I $ IN DROGA MA NON HAI 5€ PER UN KEBAB?
HTJELI BI IĆI U BRAZIL NA SP NAJJEFTINIJA POVRATNA KARTA JE 10 000KN
ME LIKEY
Oh
OFFLINE LUN A BUG? TELL ME MORE
EVER WONDERED WHY POLITICS IS THE DIRTIEST GAME EVER PLAYED? cOZ THERE'S NO REFEREE AT ALL
procrastinate on lab report it will probably be better this time
You got a 1
oh so your single and cant keep a women please give me more advice on how to better my relationship
oh so your jewish im german
Oh
you made it this far you must be desperate
you smoke weed and take morphine to help with your throat cancer I had a funny feeling you've never had chemo
oh
Yes.  This shit again.
You don't ward? You must win a lot of League games like that
It's so cute how you think that's true
Oh
You like the Vikings? Tell me more about how your life sucks
so you give eating advice on facebook? you must be a doctor or some shit
Oh you wrote a poem about sobriety Todd? Gee
oh i see your with my ex tell me again how much of a biatch she is
OH you made a bitstrip you should go work for the simpsons
so your posting random thoughts Your
oh so you post gym status's on facebook please tell me how much weight you've lost
How was work?  As I've never experienced such torture
your packet don't pass by the Duty? we are DHL
Oh you do well in introductory biology? Please tell me again how qualified you are to be a doctor
gmos? not in my chocolate.
The whole world's knowledge at your fingertips all i see is giraffe's and # games.......
oh you're 10 years old That's fine with me.. fresh meat
Oh
it only takes you 5mins to put on your make up? oh no i can't tell at all...
oh so you like bob marley please tell me about how much marijuana you smoke
Oh
So how's life
Canadian Money eh? soundsfan-fucking-tastic
pienso y pienso como asen hombres tan bello como marcelo
you want to know were the chocolate is? in the sewer
tapi rasa macam   nak tembak jer dye tue
I've got to say: NICE ASS you got there
Asi que te gusta molestar a la universidad catolica  dime que se siente que igual sea puntero y tu una zorra o madre resentida
hai semua kenapa upacara bercanda mulu
Jadi bener Tika sebenernya tante - tante
so you chain your dog? Tell me about how you pamper your children
The Good Groove with Victor P LIve now @ Kane FM 70s & 80s Underground Disco Funk Soul Boogie Rare Groove
why do you think that andrew adams loves goldilocks when he already hates it
The Message Bible? Oh
You're probably looking  at memes right now
So you think you can stop me... YOU THOUGHT WRONG
TELL US HOW YOU REALLY FEEL HAZY7687
that marmite slice it wasnt marmite
Please tell us more about What this band should tell their fans...
Oh so Great Britian wants to declare war on America again in 1812 America can only imagain the terror on its face
asi que eres de   las vegas dime
You think 'heroes of Cosplay' is realistic? Please
oh ternyata bagus itu anak maho !!
hello huh did you ask me a question man you betta get the fudge out my face that whay no one like you no why woke me up
Oh
Florida Georgia Line is country? Ever heard of Waylon Jennings
SEBELUM LO MAU DI FOTO CUCI MUKE LO SAMA LAP PIRING. PAHAM
Hai
So your a brony
So you like Mrs. Saravanan tell me how high on crack were you last night
paligis og taxi
So you write essays Please
OH
The volatility scared you out  you must be a winner !
you think tangibull assets arn;t good  you should be an economist they're looking for good story tellers
KK blazblue ngambil dari LS ya ? .....lalu saya dikatain bocah T_T
A STILL FROM WILLY WONKA
So
so you like derren brown? tell me more about copying old tricks?
you think the us federal reserve is about to be absorbed by larger european banks? tell me more about your degree in economics
Printing money ends well  why don`t you be a stand up comedian i would like to hear more
Gue heran sama orang jaman sekarang Pergi ke mall naik motor
Snaha Bola :D
new hi-tech $100 notes? because nobody counterfeits the old ones
I think i'm in love.
ES INCREIBLE VERDAD? AMERICA GANO DE NUEVO!!
decian calentaremos el tec y les apagaron el volcan jajajaa k dj
ay que lindoo jaja
the gop are controlled by an extreme minorty? they must have some insane cloture rules.
Seria Legal se... Curtice a page
Eres Young Money  y sin Google no sabes que decis
You can speak Afrikaans? You must be fluent in German
asi que eres directioner dime que se siente ser tan sexy
You ate 3 packs of m&m's and 4 chocolate bars? cant wait to see what you look like in 20 years.
Tony Romo
So you say Tony Romo deserved a raise? Please
So you think Romo is an elite quarterback. Tell me again
manjyot tell me ur story
unfriend me on facebook
Happy
you have petty issues with me let it build up in your soul instead  nipping it in the bud
COOL STORY BRO
white washin guys during break
Oh you hate Onision? Please continue talking about him
You have central crushing chest pain? Please tell me more about your ideas
So you can speak English That's cute
So the barilla chairman of the board is against gay marriage? wonderful
me amas amii
se kinigane oi simptosis? h apla den bazeis kolo kato!
It's Chocolate covered... Fuck this Day
MEGA CAPITAL G knows about Yu-gi-oh...? You must also think Dragon Rulers reqiure skill...
you want an everlasting gobbstoppeer  ... you can`t have one you gave one to slugworth ... YOU LOSE
Yes i know im cute so i'll look at you
 te llamas lorena ? QUE SE SIENTE SER GATO
so you didn't read your lab instructions? How's that going for you?
She texts after midnight because she just wants to be 'friends'
You already finished all your grad school applications? Tell me more about how awesome you are
so you are a fresher and you have to wear a tie in office?
Exercising regularly isn't healthy? Tell me about the health benefits of getting drunk every night.
So...You won't join my business opportunity because all network marketing companies are pyramid schemes? Hmmh..did i mention the government created the concept of a 'pyramid scheme'?
Tell me again how practicing safety laws from the 90s apply to 2013...
PAGSYUR OI
Concepts of Lifetime Fitness with Coach Denny? Please
Oh
So do tell me About your SharePoint problems
que sera la vida  de motas
ASI QUE EL PARQUE DE ZAMORA QUEDA PA' DICIEMBRE AJAM
Brendan Morgan  I'm keeping a close eye on you
why is zak bagans such a douchebag? because he's an ed hardy-clad 'ghost hunter'
So you can speak some spanish? You must be cosmopolitan.
Oh
Oh you won the Hicks cup? Tell me more about what that's like.
So
You wrote an op-ed about international law?  You must follow all the laws
OH SO YOU ATE HARDEE'S RED BURRITO  HAVE YOU GOTTEN SEVERE DIARREAH YET?
Shum Interesant
t'es un mareux toi
So you say that the U.S. should not do anything about Syria's extremely inhumane use of chemical weapons? Tell me more about how striking an empty military base to effectively get the point across will be 'so bad'.
Interviewing for a job? So
Oh you think your funny Jeff Eat a snickers
Your Del Sol is lowered and has a lip Tell me about how you drive a #RACECAR
want financial freedom wake up now and take action
tell us more about how much you know about policy
oh so you are a real madrid fan? tell me what you know about gareth bale
100
So you think we should do nothing about Syria? Tell me more about how you have college degrees in International Relations.
damn girl weed one second  butt naked the next
So you like muscle cars? Tell me all about it on this import page
If John Kerry really wanted to 'punish' Syria
Mai spune-mi Te rog.
wow
You got pregnant and you think it's mine? Tell me more about this at the top of the stairs
?ইডা কিতা কইলি রে মনা ত?ই কবে করবি :P
PLEASE HMRC I'M SORRY
You play Call of Duty? You must know a lot about guns
SO YOU JOINED 'PACE' TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU ARE ENJOYING LIFE
que se siente tener paludismo una gueva inchada y la otra lo mismo xD
Oh! Your just looking? Please continue to rearrange out entire lipstick sectio
algun dia quisiera ser un politico  NINI COMO SAUL BARDAYAN
quindi disprezzi i mod&#224; parlami del pulcino pio
So you like Skrillex? Name me one member besides Sonny Moore.
Ooooo good for now.... .... Were half way there
Kasmain
Tell me Again How U Failed In Ur Maths UT
Crazy With Tenure
You're talking backstage? Oh
so you read a book tell me more about how your a journeyman
wanneer mert meisjes langs ziet komen
So you girls think sex is dirty
so you don't like it when others reply all? please reply to all telling us so
GOT EARWAX? WE CAN FRACK YOU!
Oh Jadi Loe Bilang Animonsta Plagiant Coba Jelas Kan Apakah Mudah Mencari Nama Itu ?
hoshiyaar ban gaye!
Hoshiyar!!!! Banda hai
Oh your home alone?
So
So Joe Gent finally joined fantasy football? Tell us more about how you're our worst nightmare
Oh
So your in trouble out in the woods? Explain how you have no cell service
so tell me the part where you will win this war without killing that gold dragon and not funding one
MAU BANGET GUA JELASIN?
tell me again how you  started the status
I hear you're going to burningman.  Please tell me more about how stressed you are about packing.
You upload pictures on posts? You must be cool
Wonka Wonka
you sure young lady
QUINDI TI PIACCIONO I BEATLES? TI PREGO
So you ate at the Chum Bucket? Tell me more
Oh
sekarang gua tanya apa bagian terlucu dari joged caisar?
que se siente  saber que tu novia es mas bonita que tu
Asi que tienes un z10? Dime que se siente tener un vergatario?
The green dot says you're online But it does not say you've seen my message
HOW CAN YOU HATE ME AND WE WERE ON BED 5 MINUTES AGO
ALL MEN ARE SEXIST PIGS
Tell me more about how awesome BB  is
Asi que te gusta la 'musica clasica' Dime que se siente solo conocer la 'Moonlight Sonata'
dime que se siente ver que nadie se rie de la tonteria que has escrito
E ir a merda Nao era bom ?
Asi que eres directioner
asi que eres ''directioner'' que se siente saber que ellos no saben que existes
Tai naki? Jantam na toh
Alti intrebări mai pizdoase n-ai?
Oh
I think you should  Do it too
''share this if you want to go to heaven'' you must be so religious
Congress works for all Americans?  Tell me more about how you're screwing Millennials.
Last day  How convenient to have a dentist appt at 11am
MEMES PRAXIS DIME QUE SE SIENTE
then dhanesh bajate raho
JUVENTINO
Your life is so wonderful and fulfilling? How do you ever find the time for your hourly facebook posts?
you watched an episode of bleach? you must be a hardcore fan
y bueno dices que lees la biblia
YOU DON'T HAVE YOUR ESWS? NO OVERNIGHT'S PRETTY SWEET ON DEPLOYMENT.
You say you can be pro-choice
You don't work or go to school and your parents still support you? Please tell me more about how hard your life is
You liked a picture of a diseased baby? wow its almost as if you donated
Jadi lo galau Tinggalin pacar lo Gua tanya
Someone posts an insightful debate. Your only rebuttal arrogantly points out the sole
a wiec powiadasz ze jestesmy malo kreatywni...wczoraj znow padalo
Your going be raped! DEAL WITH IT!
Tell me more about                                        How you camp corners.
Really
Entao voce joga Black Ops E nao sabe usar Code::Blocks?
Completely in love with Taher Shah <3
POR KE TAN PALIDO ESTO ES UN CEMENTERIO A OK
This bitch thinks I'm listening.
asi que eres tu Gecia Hola bella!
You love Pokemons? Tell me how much you hate Pikachu
Oh you eat clean? Please tell me how morally superior you are
u did ur homework? i no ur answer already
bagh is in a relationship oh do tell me more
weed is bad? try a blunt and sex. then tell me about it.
You have a shotgun Please tell me more on how it wont break
asi que estas con zafiro? dime que se siente estar con la chica mas linda del mundo
Ke qene ne sarande me klasen Me fol pak per pidhrat qe mund te kishe qire
IM GONNA DELETE YO ASS
I like stuff too
Oh
So you have a 100% attendance for the entire school year Tell me more how that will help you lead a successful life
Oh you don't like bacon? Get the fuck out.
Oh
oh
Oh
jadi kamu pikir
Ent&#227;o tem um cara na tv agora Com um casaco igual ao meu?!
So you know how to Merge and Collapse? Tell me more about it
what about No
So you don't care about the royal baby? Remind me again how you followed every detail of Kim Kardashian's pregnancy
Oh
so you moved to florida? tell me about who you plan to murder first
so you think pitbulls are dangerous animals? please tell me more about how no other breed of dog is capable of attacking humans
You have a picture of alcohol as your facebook cover?  You must be so cool now
so you finally found mr right huh? tell me what trickery you used to get him to stay with you
so
oh
Send you 5 million and you'll give me everything you own? You must be quite the philanthropist
you're a moderator on an MMORPG internet forum? You must tell me all about that someday.
More photos of your baby? i'm so jealous
Oh jadi situ artizz? coba kasih tau gw mana film lu?
so
so
Want Some Candy Little Boy? GET in the van
so you don't think KURT cobain killed himself? THen tell me how someone can shoot themselves in the head  with a shotgun while being high on Valium and Heroin and leave no fingerprints?
if i don't like government i can move to somalia? why? so i can see another good example of government failure?
You think First Person Games are shitty Tell me more about how you played Crysis 2 and Far Cry 3
no te sacaron las cordales?? dime . . .  que siente a esta edad querer estafar al ratoncito miguel??
If you really want to raise the heat I will gladly strip naked Otherwise
You think the dolls look like 'sluts'? tell me again how you  look at a kids doll and think of sex?
oh
oh
You probably think this makes up for pewdiepie being a bad youtuber dont you
You know what tomorrow is
You're black and you're mad about racial profiling so you commit crimes in protest? Tell me more about how that helps your cause?
Your crush never replies to your texts? Tell me more about how he fainted with happiness
So you are a great athlete? Tell me how you are so great at Wii sports again
Oh
Oh
AS&#205; QUE ESTAS EN EL #GIFF DIME QUE SE SIENTE QUE TU ENTRADA AL #TUNNELFEST SEA UNA CORTESIA
public education teaches critical thinking?    tell me more about how students gets rewarded for criticising their teachers
oh
So You say George zimmerman had a right to kill a 17yr tell me again how you are a legal activist against violence
You knew china had an area of 9596960 square kilometers? Tell me that you are not another triviador clone
Let me ask you a question Are you sleeping? Because I didn't get a foodnight sobri
Tell me more about Black people not having rights While there is a black president
So your parents got you a job here? Please share your expertise
you're a directioner? name at least 5 songs from take me home
you started a hoby cheer you must feel so outstanding
So You're going to wlc 2013. tell me more about how you won't have to shake your booty.
your scooter goes up to 120Km/h with a 70ccm Sport an ZX? Tell me more of that
Oh
So zimmerman was found not guilty and you're upset huh? please tell me how this affects your daily life.
So you don't like paying child support or taking care of your kids... tell me more about how you're the man women desire
im weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ad u r oh noooooooooooooooooo
you're a directioner? name at least 5 songs from take me home
you're a directioner? name at least 5 songs from take me home
You say being gay is wrong? What if gay was straight and straight was gay?
Oh
So you (aussie) are fuming because broad didnt walked off When did Ricky ponting ever walked off??
Sister! easy on that samboosa
You say being gay was wrong? What if gay was straight and straight was gay?
did 9 km of kayak u'Re cray brawww
Yes
You found the love of your life who's it today?
So you think you are in the matrix? Relax...God just left the universe on chapter repeat!
so you're telling me humaira passed but i failed
so you're telling me humaira passed but i failed
So you're an art student with a 50k dept? Enlighten me with your payment plan
You've never been to an 'Operation Dance' Thats cute...
Oh
oh so you were born in 1999 tell me how you miss the 90's
SO
So you think big breasts are sexy? now why would you like something that only fat women have?
As&#237; que te gusta el kpop? Cuntame cual es tu grupo favorito...
oh so you're a 34-year-old juggalo huh ? i'm sure your parents are very proud of you
you say every guy is the same but who told you to try them all
so you now how to use a spoon impresive
No hit by an NL team the A's beat twice? And you're in LAST place in your Division? How cute...
Oh
so
Asique conseguiste un nuevo amigo ? dime
Oh
evero ciai raggione
so you think big breasts are gross? you my friend
Taking the kids to soccer practice in your Hummer? Ohhh.. That's why you couldn't wave when I let you into traffic
asi ke esta robando wifi ke se siente saber ke cambiaron la contrase&#241;a del wifi
Dime Qu se siente ganar todos los completos que te puedas comer con 4 amigos y &#161;No cobrar el premio!
So ou think all yankee fans are bandwagoners? Please tell me more about how people bandwagon 4th place teams
oh you hate fall out boy? tell me more about how cool you are
So you're upset your parents bought you an ipad instead of an iphone tell me again how unfair life is
Oh
Please enlighten me how Chocolate flavored vodka would taste coming up the next morning
Fusion engines can be refilled by using your ship's ram scoops? Please tell me more about the mechanics of a game that hasn't been made yet you faggot
Oh so i kept my facebook logged in?  Please explain to me how that determins my sexual preferences
Oh
oh you think my suit is immature I should start wearing family guy shirts with puns like u
So you like to drive in the left lane? You must be from Missouri
i have a small thing it makes me happy
My mind has been blown.
Oh
Oh
You use drugs
oooo nk rahsia?
so i should respect julia gillard for being our first female prime minister? tell me more about how our surplus is gone and the carbon tax failed miserably
nur farah nadia hebat tuuuu
as&#237; que te gusta PETARDO  ...  dime que se siente saber de musica
kfc is just around the corner nigger
Oh you corrected my grammar? you must be the next bill gates
So Kennesaw State Financial Aid wants to know how I pay for clothing and food Tell me more about how they verify Shawananaburrittalocotacokatana and how she pays for her Louis Vuitton
You're 15 years old and your boyfriend has broken up with you? Please tell me how you'll never find love again and your life is hard
So you think elves or robots clean  that mess you left in the aisle?
Tell me again
Conte-me mais sobre como era importante vetar a PEC 37
So you sell an ounce of weed tell me more on how your the top dealer of your city
so a new movie of an old cartoon ruined your childhood please
Asi que dime ...  Que se siente no tener Vacaciones ....
So tell me again how he broke your heart and you're still with him and crying about it again on Facebook?
What's that you say?  You dropped the soap you say?
Tell me again how Marilyn Manson is a bad influence Then say Nicki MInaj
Hello Govener
Oh
Tell me again how the Boston Bruins were going to exploit the glove hand of Crawford in Game 5
No Rafał co tam jeszcze  robiłeś w weeekend? Lubię posłuchać o wielkim świecie
Ty tvrd&#237;š že 18-55 je z&#225;kladn&#253; objekt&#237;v? Ty si ale fotografin&#225;tsky vzdelan&#253;
asi que me preguntas  dime que se siente ser un cobarde y no sacar el anonimo
WillyWonka  Likes HarlemShake
Ohai didn't see you there
Eu louco ? Imagina
So You're In A Club With No Standards? Please Tell Me More About How This Fills Me With ENVY.
Mataste a ElRichMC? Dime
HEY. NSA. TELL ME MORE ABOUT SNOWDEN'BETRAYING THE TRUST OF AMERICA'
давай
oh you think all heat fans are bandwagoners? please tell me more about how you rooted for the bucks
iPHONES ARE SO MAINSTREAM I AM SURE NO ONE WILL GET A GALAXY S4.
Your not a slut you say? Let's go ask the Football team.
So you want reveal codes in LibreOffice? you must have writtten too much lately
tell me again how you pay for a residential plan but expect business service level timeframes
Oh your making fun of me for making a post on Facebook about a game. aren't you just a special little snowflake
Toronto Vice Principal Ms.Vivian Mavrou had sex with Bojan Marinkovic in her car? And you thought I was a pedophile for owning a Chocolate Factory?
tell me more
so you got the ps4   nice choice
'Luddites' are against 'Transhumanism' and 'Progress' you say? Have you dumbass looked at how international IP laws are enforced lately?
You don't like reality TV cause it's scripted? You should try real life
so you're a heat fan for life? explain to me how you didn't become a fan before 2010
Oh
terus gue harus bilang wow gitu
So your constitutional order is really important in Canada Tell me again about how a foreign monarch is head of state
Atheist and Bilderberg Group member Jeff Bezos donated $2.5 million to support gay marriage So tell me again how religion is about money and power
y quieres que te haga fiesta o que pedo ?
diet soda is fattening? Please tell me more of your diet secrets
So Verizon is offering a'Share Everything'plan? Tell Me More
oh your uncle's a cop? tell me more about the legal ramifications of hitting you
oh your uncle's a cop? tell me more about the legal ramifications of hitting you
Oh 6 seconds to report an auth fail? Tell me
so you're the biggest fan of nirvana? name 3 songs besides smells like teen spirit.
oh
oh yOU think your so much better than everybody else? please continue to prove it by talking shit on everyone whose not you
come children tASTE MY BIG LOLLIPOP
wearing a hat in the building means i'm concealing drugs? please tell me why the druggies wear only ponchos and pajama pants to school
so You think hash tags are annoying?  #let #me #show #you #just #how #fun #they #can #be
Oh you wear sperrys Tell me about your adventures at sea
OH YOU HAVE 40 HASHTAGS PER INSTAGRAM? YOU MUST BE TRENDING SO HARD
oh
OH YOU'RE VOTING FOR ABBOTT? HOW LONG WERE YOU SECTIONED FOR?
Oh
SO YOU HAVE MORE THAN 500 TWEETER FOLLOWERS TELL ME MORE ABOUT WHAT A GREAT INSPIRATION YOU ARE
You are the fastest domino's pizza box folder? Tell me more about how high school was a joke.
So you practice agile? tell me how you're agile....
Blackberry
So- you like ponies Welp. time to run.
oh
Wow look at that It Really does Work Wrap it up and Be Slim !!
ICEBORN GUANTLETS SPELL VAMP
i know you saw my message.
OH your friends are getting married because they wont see each other tell me more about fourth grade
I don't always drink Beer with Ice cream but when I do...
explain to me the possible reasons of why you are lying? oh...by the way...you're pants are on fire
You're not wrong Homerjay is a little german sausage
EXCITED KA AT MAGPAPASUKAN NA? SABIHIN MO SAKIN KUNG TUWANG-TUWA KA PA PAGKATAPOS NG ISANG LINGGO
Oh
$23.50 For A wrap?? What are you waiting for ?
You did not get promoted? tell me more about how sad your employed life is
so You're an artist Please tell me more about how you are very simple
IF APPLE EXPECTS ME TO WAKE UP AT 5 A.M. TO GET wARHAMMER QUEST  THEY ARE PRETTY RIGHT
So Jack Adams (Dan Bylsma) is going to play Engo in Boston series
so is Jack Adams going to play Tanner Glass too?
yes  you should wait until rates go below 2% before you buy
OH youre making puns you must be so clever
WHEN I HEAR SWEET CHILD SOLO I SAY YES THAT'S MY BABYY
Dont worry i know what im Doing Ha ha ha ha
You had fraps from internet hell you might be an assy mcgee
lol you like my hat?
BAS SI SLATKA
Oh you STANCED your ride Do tell me about your undeniable individuality
So you had a fight with chuck norris tell me about how it feels in heaven
You say you invaded that country to promote democracy? please
you criticize me for eating fast food and other unhealthy snacks tell me more about how day 3 of your diet is going
You Have nothing against Gays
So you HaVe 10 social networking accounts? Tell Me hoW social u are.
You won an ARAM? You must be on your way to diamond
hai mille spasimanti e sei adorata da tutti? ti prego
you like lebron james? tell me more about him when he actually comes close to winning more championships than jordan
so you're good at yugioh tell me hows your love life
gun laws would have prevented sandy hook tell me more about how criminals follow laws!
Your photography is so deep Are you doin it Professionally?
you have 2 simple options take it in the ass
so you think spongebob is gay and stupid? Tell me another cartoon that promotes TOLERANCE and acceptance of people's DIFFERENCES while being funny and Child-friendly
Oh you listen to lil wayne? Please continue Tell me about how my music taste is terrible
oh your left handed? tell me more about how creative you are
Como voc&#234; se sente co&#231;ando a bunda e cheirando? Em thais?
so you think spongebob is gay and stupid? your favorite show must promote TOLERANCE and acceptance of people's DIFFERENCES while being funny and Child-friendly
you got trolled by gunner i feel sorry for you
You have a boyfriend Tell me how his acne must make me jealous
You RaiseD your voice Your winning this argument
Tell me that  Swag
One direction copied the beatles you say? please go kill yourself
your cell phone is dead please
did you think the war ended when bush left office and howl when obama got in? tell me about how obama continued those wars 
So I heard you Saw iron man 3 for the epic FACE-OFF between the mandarin and Tony Stark? how'd that work out for ya?
oh you don't like how the fools on the roof are raising money for cancer? tell me
so you put up statuses all day to insult bareback models? tell me how you're not a looser again?
So its your birthday huh? tell me more about how special you think you are!
I See That You are now Single
you know
so you crossfit and use the smith machine
oh
Oh you got a 5? please
oh you think pot causes no health problems? let me guess
i beleive in family too let me guess
Oh
tell me more how you
Oh
So you changed into your kit to collect the EuropA league trophy?
Oh you left early in an online class? tell me more of this 'disconnection'
so your favorite artist is macklemore? Name 5 different songs besides Thirft shop by Macklemore
You said you used snapchat only once tell me again why your hiscore is much higher than 2?
Oh.. snapchat is only about sending silly pics to your friends and not sexting?? tell me more..
Going to bed? Tell me how thats going
So you do karaoke every saturday night? you'll definitely win x-factor
You think being a middle is easy? tell me again how many times you hit the ball into the net
WOOW!  I REALLY DONT CARE.
Tell me more about chasing balls while i dream about riding my dh bike!
oh
you believe in animal rights. So tell me. why do you go hunting when you can buy meat at a grocery store?
100 stars with m16a3? please
oh
Oh
You say I can't offroad a 2wd? tell me more about how it pulled your jeep out of the mud
you can play 4 chords on an acoustic guitar? you must be quite the aspiring musician
Oh
Kravets Tell us how you are a god
craving for chocolate i wont give you
I could make money out of chocolate but i can't compete with thin air
oh so you like pink floyd please tell me another album besides from dark side of the moon
I'd create money out of chocolate if only it wasn't made out of thin air
Tell me more I'm fascinated
ent&#227;o quer dizer que voc&#234; manja das zoera s&#243; porque xingou algum
You say that John Cena is a horrible person because he cheated on his wife? Tell me more about why Chris Benoit should be in the Hall Of Fame.
you judge the value of human beings by how much money they make? *stares incredulously*
barcelona turned crap? please tell me more of how much of a dortmund fan you are now
ComE with me to A WORLD OF PURE ANEBRATION
A Liverpool supporter disCussing trophies Please do go on
oh you have a rubies boba fett? tell me how awesome it is....
wBA PRIDE OF THE MIDLANDS bYE bYE WOLVES DIVISION 3 FOR U
Oh you hacked a8's groupme? tell me again how you're a criminal mastermind
YOU THINK KRATOS CAN KILL JESUS? LETS SEE
What I do is
Oh
oh  you like eater? well look
So you consider Moll FLanders a picaresque novel tell me how much you laughed while reading it
I'm buchal 0-10 all junglers fault
oh
my dad always told me that i was a pervert?? i guess todays the right day too be
Boyfriend problems? Please
you know something? i ate your ponnie when you were younger
so
Oh you are not a bandwagon fan? Please tell me how many goals reus scored for doRtmund last year
you think mrs. brown's boys isn't funny? that's nice.
the chocolate factory makes brown chocolate but i make white chocolate
NIggas be like...hey baby
So you Spent Half a semester taking pharmacoEpidEmiology So tell me what it feels to have wasted your time?
So you submitted that portal of your butt to ingress And ingress let you have it?
Seriously dislike hoggeek But would totally tap his wife
Oh you drive a tractor tell me more about how you're a hick
So you pulled a foil mythic? Please
Oh
Rob Stark is your favorite character? tell me how that works out
so you're putting on a musical? tell me
oh
please
I was whistling a tune from wozzeck said no one ever
Thank you memegenerator For getting rid of the bullshit memes
you were saying mr. cypser?
You have a ranked banner? You must be skilled
Oh
Oh you don't care about Sandi? Tell me again why you bring her up daily
So you think i'm a beauty? Please tell me more!
oh
oh
So you're making me do all this extra training? Tell me more about my non-existent payrise.
you don't want all your guns taken away? You must get burglars all the time
So you feel safe with your new gun control laws... Tell me more about this terrorist RUNNING around in the neighborhood
So
if my basement flooded from wonka's chocolate river... this wouldn't be so bad
oh
think i forget things? you must be new here
oh you are a big fan of macklemore? tell me more on how you listen to his songs before thrift shop came out.
i see that you wear big headphones everywhere you must be a savage dj
oh so you generated a meme did you? how incredibly clever.
So there was another shooting in america tell me about it please
So grant is celebrating his birthday Go ahead shake ya groove thang
you bench press 220? tell me more how inadequate you feel inside
It's over and done!! quit talkin' about it!!
oh
so Margaret thatcher is the sole reason we have no coal industry Tell me again when the last time you turned your raditor up & wished you had to go out in the rain to bring in a bag of coal instead!
is he gay or european? i think he's both.
So the boston incident didn't involve any guns? Tell me more about how taking them away from law abiding citizens will make us safer
Artist into communism? You must enjoy making propaganda posters
Oh you voted democrat? You must be poor
Oh
oh
Oh
TEll me again how you're tortured
Oh .. so your mixdown was perfect? I guess it must have been that qualified & experienced mastering engineer that screwed up ...?
FlaGrantly Violated your Privacy? Tell me more about the girlfriend you neglected to tell me you had
aint nobody got time fo dat? Oh you must be such a hedonist
oh so you used dakota's phone while he was sleeping now you are dating montana
I see your a prestige master Tell me again how you have a girfriend?
seventh letter shirt. huh? tell me more about your street art lifestyle
Oh you drive a lifted diesel? You must be from Lynden
How's that welfare working out for you?  Has your dad given up on drugs yet?
nufc -v- safc next season? think again you smb's
You Pre-made your meme first you mom must be so proud
Oh you think playing video games at my age is immature? i should be more like you
you think playing video games at 21 is immature? I should be more mature like you and watch the vampire diaries
PLEASE
So you were able to do the condom challenge
Kim Jong Un is threatening the United States Again? I'm Soo-o-o-oo- Scaaaared!
You have a high IQ think you're better than me? Tell me more about you're private little world you live in..
Met a prostitute that said she's do anything for $10 Guess who just got their lawn mowed!
So you don't like the t$ snack pack? Please continue explaining that you're not a shit head.
Oh
YEAH RIGHT... THREE!
Oh so you have missles? Tell me more about  your plans.
SO YOU'RE TELLIN ME  i'm skinny
You don't want to pay the realtor a percentage of your home value? tell me more about getting stiffed on tips at your waitressing job
you forgot to cite your sources? let me explain something
You need a patient admitted from the ED? Tell me more about your 'extensive workup'
Oh your friend owns a skyline Tell me about how it has oVer 1000 horsepower
Oh
so
so you like creating memes to judge others? you must have such a sophisticated sense of humour
Ziauddin University y u no make me pass
YOU SAW A POLITICAL CARTOON? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW THAT MAKES YOU AN EXPERT ON THE CURRENT STATE OF AMERICAN POLITICS.
So you love your sibling on sibling appreciation day? wow. you're such an inspiration
so you won a platunim trophy in fifa 13? tell me more about your sports skills
oh so you think your subtweet bothers me? think again
Your food looks delicious tell me again why you skip dessert to watch your weight
todays april fools? ahliff
Oh so you think dying your hair red makes you look like the Little Mermaid  Tell me more about how you thought that it was your own idea
Oh
so you built a mansion in minecraft please tell me how you didn't use a ready-made map
so you got a tattoo? let me guess
so you celebrate easter? tell me more about when gandalf came back to life
SO YOUR NIGHT WAS FUN BUT ULTIMATELY MEANINGLESS TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW EVERYTHING MATTERS
Oh you have an overnight in Dubai?  PleaSe Entertain me with all your photos and status updates with this amazing lifestyle you Have
tell me more about that regenge of yours
oh so you play sunday league football please tell me how you know everything about football
so you upvoted your own meme? tell me again how much everyone loves your memes on here.
So yOu think In order to get the 'War Of 1812' tags that you had to be in the war You must Be so intelligent
Oh you wear canada goose? tell me more about your arctic expeditions to the mall
Tell me More About Third world internet
Oh
so you're against gay marriage because the bible tells you it's wrong. Tell me more about stoning your kids to death when they don't listen
When you look at me i stare you back like this
you're telling me to get a life?    Then explain to me why your profile pic is a pony
So you failed your exams? please continue telling me how it was your teacher's fault
Oh you're a stay at home home mom please tell me again how much you deserve to be included in GDP
oh you left your number and didn't tip tell me more about about why we should date
oh your in class im sure your paying very close attention
Oh
got 200 likes on your display pic tell me more about your photoshop skills
oh you changed your pic to an equal-sign? tell me about that time you supported kirk Cameron
changing your profile pic will affect gay marriage laws tell me how well that worked out for hollywood vfx artists
So you know about the souL? Oh Please Tell me More
So you live in Cali? Please
So you began talking with a lisp
Oh you've corrected me again Does that make you feel smarter than me?
SO YOU ARE USING IPV6 ROUTING ON YOUR MAC? YOU MUST BE SO PROUD OF YOURSELF
So you changed your profile picture? Tell me you past knowledge on this topic
Oh
oh you go after the young girls? tell me more about it when your on the sex offenders list
OH
oh
Someone speaks of stress Poor thing. You don't know what streSs is. It's tech week
so you're a drama teacher? tell us more about your knowledge of simon stephens
Where in the Bible does it say gay marriage is wrong? Is it right after where it tells you how to sell your daughter into slavery?
oh you play sim city? you must be soooo creative
Oh so AlIens shaved your butthole TEll me more about the ozarks
no please
OH YOU GOT A CHOCOLATE LAB? TELL ME HER NAME IS COCO
Tell me again how 'strong' the mountain west conference is
Hey my dungeons free tonight
Oh you like your Sovereignty recycler? havent heard of earl jr glass
YOU SAID BRB INSTEAD OF BE RIGHT BACK TELL ME ABOUT THE SECONDS YOU SAVED
so you say you only played 'oompah' as 2nd bassoon in your high school band? I would have given you a job.
oh you drink wheatgrass? Tell me more about your Political science major
so you got a girls number you must be a real playa
So you have a mx5? Tell me how much of a good drifter you are?
oh you hate single men? Tell me about all the countless times
sei il pi&#249; grande fan di harry potter ma non hai mai letto i libri? ti prego
oh you're good at 4 pictures 1 word? please tell me more about how looking at pictures makes you smart.
i see you're a young man and you support the troops and what's your reason for not enlisting again?
You are born in the western cape? tell me how you are such a big bluebulls fan
Oh you are hitting on me knowing i'm in a relationship tell me again how loyal you would be to me?
So you say you like nirvana  Name one song from the incesticide album
lets distribute a million golden tickets in the southeastern us... its time to do something about these fools. chocolate river style.
oh you typed 'k' instead of 'ok' tell me what you did during the 5 milliseconds!
please
i see the er staff already knows ur name tell me again how you have never been here before...
You have a Project due please elaborate
εχεισ facebook και σton toixo σου γ?αφεις οτι ε?γαζεσαι στην durex αληθεια πιστευεις οτι ετσι θα ?ιξεις γκομενα?
Oh your Electricity went out please tell me something new
SALUT LES AMIS ICI johnny
So you grew up with fluoridated water and say nothing's wrong with it? Hmmm
you askED me about the british summer tell me more son if you love snow...
You see kids in Australia it's alright to commit murder or fraud just watch out for what you put on facebook
Oh
an audio engineer
So I hear you singing in the other rooms please tell me how you forgot half the lyrics
you can create your own meme's how cute
SO YOU'VE JUST GOT A DEGREE IN MOLECULAR GENETICS PLEASE tell me about all the jobs you were offered this week
advancegryphon post? haven't seen one in at least five minutes.
so u like tumblr tell me more hipster
Oh your answering questions in /n? Tell me more how you're obviously gonna get admin tomorrow
so Tell me about those 20 kills you got over your first 50 battles
you posted a picture of the dinner you cooked? Congrats! It's a daily chore
oh so you are insecure about yourself you should talk smack to others
oh you run the trap? watch how fast I run out the door.
So
Tell me jason... Did you learn your lesson?
you think maccabee's small? he's mucking fassive!
Oh
jadi situ bangga  update status testimoni pkl hari pertama?
SO YOU WANT TO TRADE YOU DROP FIRST
oh theres a facebook drama going on waits i gotta get the popcorn
oh theres a facebook drama going on waits i gotta get the popcorn
Oh you loled Joey? Please tell me more about how much you know about loling.
the best part was when the camel realized that i'm scared of toasters why is that unicorn looking at me where am i oh god
why r u  staring at me?? do u fart just now?
Oh
So tell me again about the nonprofit industrial complex wait
o so you think your better than jvd? tell me all about how you dont talk shit about people behind their backs
I'm an athiest your a Christian
Girls: I wear these skin tight yoga pants because they're comfortable Im sure thats the reason
How did i get out of iraq? Iran !
WASC is here? Well
sO MURDER IS WRONG
oh...so you're a stay at home mom
OH
Oh today
You thoUGHT TORRES WOULD SCORE THE PENALTY DIDN'T YOU?
You like your beats fast and your bass down low? That's odd
OH
TELL ME AGAIN how you'll be safer when you can't defend yourself
So you don't believe life can come from non-life? Tell me more about How god created adam and eve
Tell me more about your 10 years experience TYDB
e cos&#236; sei l'imperatore uriel septim VII? tu e Jagar tharn andrete molto d'accordo
using fMRI for mind-reading? Tell me more about how much you care about Diagnosing autism
You're too busy to answer the radio? Tell me more about the weather in Alaska.
Oh
i could stare at that... all day
My Name is Frunk-en-Steen!!!
Oh so you have an iphone? You most know technology.
Ta gone so that's why you're not successful
Oh
I'm listening  but i still don't give a shit
Im listening  But I STILL DONT GIVE A SHIT
YOU SAY YOU KILLED INFANTRY WITH A JAVELIN TELL ME MORE ABOUT THESE HACKS OF YOURS
So
You'd rather believe the texts of an acient
Oh you have the newEst shoes and clOths tHAT everyone has  Tell me hOw you have You're own style and look
SO YOU'RE SAYING SHE DOES THE LAUNDRY
so your telling me that you only beat trinity by 6 points? Tell me more on the circumstances of that shocking result
so
Jadi loe pikir yuno gasai yandere ngak punya hati SEKARANG JELASIN KE GUE KENAPA YUKITERU KANGEN YUNO DI AKHIR EPISODE
Subverting the dm's authority? tell me more about how you should gain a level.
OH
Oh you have a iphone? Tell me more about how cool you are
Oh
Oh you work in the Crude unit you must tell me about the time southside found a fire in your unit
oh
oh
DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE STUPID? OR ARe YOU SMART ENOUGH TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE STUPID?
oh
OH
your a special kind of stupid
you said my brother loves me? Tell me more about how discouraging and bullying me is love.
Oh
so you just stumble upon others' mistakes eh? Please give me advice on what it takes to be perfect
so you started your own brokerage? you must know absolutely everything there is to know about the forex market.
so you were born in 1999 please tell me how much you miss the 90's
you're wearing a creepers? I like you.
oh
You wanna know about predestination...  Now that's something that hasn't been asked before...
Oh so you think we don't provide great service? tell me again what J9 does?
5th award expert? there must have been alot of pit love going on
got acn'd cheapest night out at the theatre ever
oh you own a pair of dr. dre beats. you must know a lot about audio quality
Oh you're satanic please cite me 5 bands of brutal metal core
Hate metal cause you can't hear the lyrics? nicki minaj must be a true poet
Oh so you're canadian? Tell me more about how you listened to STOMPIN' TOM CONNORS all your life
AFter lucky quickscope
So you will send me game requests on facebook? Do you think i will accept them?
So you use vmware?
so tell me... how you only use facebook to keep in touch with your long lost relatives in mexico
why hello there.. liam hitchcock!
peyton manning threw over 4
oh you just need time to work on yourself do you? Tell me more about the guys you flirt with
oh so that's weave in your hair? the difference in hair color is so unnoticeable
luto pelo chor&#227;o??? conte-me mais como ontem voc&#234; nem lembrava que ele existia
Oh
so dean tell me more  your massive chin
oh you say Michael Jordan Sucks? Tell me more how you play HIGH SCHOOL basketball...
oh your a Harlem shaker? you must be a great dancer!
so eating the egg was the right thing to do? tell me how you helped the duck
venus wonderfull wonderfull venus
Oh you miss me? tell me more about your attempts to see me
oh jadi lu di kenal oshi ? coba jelasin ke gw apa manfaatnya selain pamer ke temen lo ?
So
Bugged jumping mechanic? Please tell me more
Dougie hamilton is the next bobby orr? Tell me more about the fantasy world you live in.
A Liverpool fan celebrating United going out in Europe Your trophy cabinet must Be overflowing from your recent successes
Oh
so you think death metal is misunderstood? tell me more about all of the appealing lyrics
Oh so you went to el salvador for a week? Tell me more about how you now know everything about world poverty
Oh Annushka
oh you skipped colloquium? Tell me more about how badass you are
oh you have to do one more activity? Tell me more about how you are sooooo busy...
Oh
oh
so you're fed up with stupid people? What makes you think you Aren't one....
Complaining about a stupid person? you aren't too sharp yourself...
oh
oh
Oh so you lived in chicago most of your life and hate snow? please tell me how horrible your childhood was
YOU CAN'T MAKE IT BECAUSE ALL YOUR HOMEWORK? PLEASE
Fap FAP FAP FAP FAP
Oh
Have you ever ridden a motorcycle? or do you just mumble incoherent phrases about the subject?
Oh you post your new shoes on facebook? Tell me more of how cool you are
So you are a gun nut... What militia do you belong to?
you want me to move the cloud you must work for salesforce
So you all despise special g and hate hearing his name tell me more about how much you cant keep his name out of your motuh
so tax revenue is actually stealing from american citizens? tell me again about how much you get paid to work in congress.
so
oh
PC gamers are faggots u mad?
You're an english major and film minor? You must be getting a lot of job offers.
SO DO TELL ME WHAT YOUR DEFINITION OF LOYALTY IS CUZ I CUD HAVE SWORN WE WAS CLOSE FAMILY? YES IM WAITING!!
so you got a b on your spainish test tell me again how your failing english
Tell me again why gene wilder is funny? since 1974
oh
barack obama: congratulations on being the first black president by the way: what african tribe was your mother from again?
Jadi lo ngaku suka nonton upin & ipin..? coba sebutin nama orang tua mereka
Oh
oh
I'll just graep you With my eyes
So you love downton abbey? Join the club baby!
Name a State
Oh you like bring me the horizon? tell me more about how much of a metalhead you are
Oh
Oh so you like to chirp nazem kadri over twitter? Tell me again how he's a nobody!
reading old emails? you must be too busy to do actual work
We're Going to Have Fun Together... I Just Know It!
i BET YOU ARE ANNOYED
oh so you want colored boxes for idiots to click on? make sure they work then.
No.
so you just discovered the beef you oh so love contains horse meat now tell me why you won't eat it anymore
So you're a cafeteria Catholic? Tell me more how God doesn't care you reject teachings from God's Church.
So you own an Arctic Cat? You must be a professional mechanic by now
oh
You get a little shaky if you miss breakfast? Tell me more about how you can totally relate to having diabetes.
Work from home
LSE? Tell me more about sending decisions until the end of February.
you have business to study for? Tell me about all the fun you're going to have not going to Hawk weekend
so i heard it's half off ticket day for the white sox is that why half the stadium is full?
You keep getting ganked at mid? tell me more about how it's not your job to buy wards
Oh you call all girls dorks and losers? Please tell me how you get so many bitches
oh
you know... I have another factory too charlie.. you wanna go see it?
you know... I have another factory too charlie..wanna see?
Sitting At the GYM Losing Major weight
Oh
So you unfollowed me? I hate you.
So you won the cinematography oscar? tell me more about the art of capturing blue screens..
Oh you ordered a Salad? Tell me again how many fries you ate.
So you dressed up today? Tell me again how many ladies are messaging you
You are loosing your lane? TEll me More about why it is junglers fault
Oh...YoU think i should Read your obscure subreddit's rules Before I comment.
So
Oh
partying all break? tell me more about how much fun you had doing all your homework sunday night
Leaving halo because you think it crap Please tell me how you can make a better game
Another daughter?!?! Tell me more about Estrogen Island
Snake
OH SO
so tell me all about these party dresses you are wanting to do
you think kyle larson is no good? Tell me how many races that you've been to that haven't been Nascar sanctioned?
so you Called the irs customer service line?  tell me how they helped you out and gave you solid answers!?
So you dont want to be friends of facebook but you creep up on my wall through someone elses account....your not so clever.
Oh
so you're making memes on people who cant get a girl please tell me more about your relationship status
'German engineering is superior you say
oh so you're worried about horse meat? me too. i never thought they would use animals for meat.
Tell me more about your dodge neon Plymouth customized
you joined nascar so tell me more about how you r brake was glued down
You are the first chair bass? tell me more about where your chair is
Oh
yes my friends
posting pictures of your food? you must have no time for anything right now...
oh
So you say the south will rise again? Tell me more about how black people can't get over slavery.
Let's talk about it then I'll do it the way I want later
Badmouthing me behind my back? Your courage and bravery inspire us all..
Oh
oh so you need some new friends? I'm sure you're a great one
oh
oh
you're a hacker? tell me more about your public shell list
tell me again how cutting everything except welfare will fix the economy
ANOTHER VAGUE
So you drive a sunFire? Tell me About your straight pipe
you subject your kids to constant trashdrama
valentine's day is synonymous with chocolate you say?
Tell me again how you're still attached to your ex
so you virtual golf? you must be so athletic
so you went to the gym Twice today do you even lift bro?
BHW Hacker forum Not sure if serious
so you're a combat engineer tell me more about this made up military occupational specialty
Oh so you a manchester united supporter what is the goalkeeper's name?
Oh
oh you own a farm? tell me more about your carharts
Oh
oh you like iron maiden? name me 5 of their albums not including run to the hills
I know Where You Live Stefanie!!!
Satiki jur?iku ar bmw? j? st?sti vēl k? dibens uz p?rsega nesalst
People unfriended you on Facebook? Tell us how childish people are in an angry status update.
I heard you like that Harlem shake it sounds delicious
So you play Call of Duty? Tell me again how hot your girlfriend is.
I SEE  WHAT YOU DID THERE
your gf post many self shots of her self looking good tell me again how she does this only for you ?
oh
Nha m&#225;r a fasz kivan mekkora szt&#225;r vagyok by: mr.piros
oh
oh you're not feeling well im sure the sup on duty want to pick up your shift
she was still with her ex-boyfriend when you got together? i'm shocked she's cheating on you too
Que tu 'parejita' no te regalo en s valentin... Cuentame... q se siente ser 'la otra'?
Oh yoU haVe the Aluminator block? Tell me more about your factory options.
Oh
so you won a grammy? you must be so talented and original
spending all your money on gas is a drag? tell me more about how that's our problem.
It's your first time at this meeting? Please tell me more about what 'we' need to change In the format
Oh
So you're allowed to stay out till whenever you want? your parents must love you alot.
oh so meteors hit russia and we have an asteroid headed towards earth? looks like its time to call bruce willis and make Armageddon a documentary
So you don't care what others think about you? Good thing you told everyone to clear that up
So the police didn't intentionally burn down dorner's hideout? tell me more about environmental factor that the police
So you're 30
Irregardless? Literally? SUreal? Tell me More words you have heard people say
Oh you've heard of Nineteeth Century trancendalists? Isn't that Fascinating
So you dont like valentines day tell me more about your magazine collection
So you want to escalate huh Interesting ... How about NOT!!!
Oh
That's nice. Tell me more about Love. Interesting.
You think you can do a better job than your student government? tell me more about how you don't want to run for office
OH YOU SENT YOUR MOM AN EMAIL TELL US MORE FASCINATING DETAILS ABOUT DANNI
so you are telling me that you like her personality  NOT HER body
Oh so you studied for only one day for an exam and you passed it? PLease tell me how much you're a genious.
Carolina lost to duke? please
So
So. you're a real model
YOU MAD?
TELL ME AGAIN HOW LINDY RUFF WILL TURN A BAD TEAM AROUND
Oh interesting you follow kushandwizdoM on tumblr? PleasE explaIn to me hOw influential thEy are
oh
i see you're upset. Maybe you should post about it on the internet some more for everyone to see. That should eliminate the drama.
OH
Ohhh
Oh
Oh
Your gEn chem 1 lab took you and hour and a half? You must be so exhausted
OH you're best friends after two days? tell me how well your FRIENDSHIP works out
Oh
You were an eyewitness to a gun crime? Tell me more about how you should be interviewed for the paper.
so tell me
You eat ass? Remind me never to share a drink with you
So you hate your job? tell me how wonderful it iis to eat a home cooked meal and how great it is to see your friends?
oh so you're a sophomore in high school please tell me how you are so smarter than the freshman?
how does it feel to drastically reduce  your employees health benefits and ask themto ride the storm  and still get your millions of dollars yearly  bonus. You must be so compassionate.
ORANGE GLOW CHROMIUM FOOT POWDER
Kade... What a physical specimen
That G-IV type-rating how's that been treating you?
she's saving it for mariage righttttt!!!..your father must be proud
so you're a manager at a hotel? explain to me how customer service will change in the pharmacy setting within the next 5 years.
oh
You know the best part of being a candy maker the little boys...
oh
Whining about the friend zone? You must be so god damn attractive.
YOU WON CHARLIE! FRIDAY IS SKIRT DAY
So you listen to Nirvana How about one song that is not smells like teen spirit
NEVER USED THE NEW BLACKBERRY 10? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW IT SUCKS
oh
Oh
U PUT SUNSCREEN ON YOUR WINDOW TO BLOCK THE SUN? (he must go to uni)
you use my own insult against me? you must be mature
you scream 'we did it' when the ravens won the superbowl tell me more about how many passes you caught from Flacco
You have an ex? your other hand must hate you.
relationship status changed to its complicated? please update us every 5 minutes on the complexities of your teenage love.
oh
Oh Alistair Overeem is the next UFC champion? Please tell us about his magnificent performance at UFC 156
Still think that prison break Beats breaking bad??
SO YOU WANT TO BE THE FIRST IRANIAN IN SPACE? TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS FUTURE BOTCHED MISSION
so you're drinking tonight? better let everybody on facebook know
I too have blacked out In new orleans
Oh
You MADE A POST ABOUT FIRE ALARMS THAT EVERYBODY ELSE WILL ALSO MAKE YOU MUST BE SO CREATIVE
what if i told you wrong meme
so you caught a shiny? please tell me how much better than me you are
do yu eVn squeegee?
oH
Cut for bieber? sure
you were responsible for all that while working where for 2 months? companies nowadays sure do trust their untrained interns a hell lot
I see you ignored 3nf Your data must be so special
Oh you Think you'll have Enough Time to Finish your work You must be new here
please tell me more as i stare pervertly at ur ass
Oh you're throwing a party? Plz tell me how to whole school's coming
You had a margarita? Please tell me more about How drink you are
So tell me again about how you told me again
Oh
so you made a mountain out of broken bats tell me more !!
so ron you can beat anyone in basketball now tell me the one person you beat that wasn't 2 ft tall
Oh
SO ROSS GOT SHOT AT HUH? THOUGHT HE HAD A CHOPPA IN DA CAR
So tell me again how you trust your daughter to wash her many labia folds But do not trust your son to spend 3 seconds in the shower to Retract
if you keep using the wrong isbn autoconverter can't help you
you should post another ecard those are so witty
I forgot you're a college expert please
Oh you have swag? TELL ME HOW THAT GETS YOU FAR IN LIFE
oh
So i hear you like breaking bad and the wire how do you sleep at night having seen the greatest television you will ever witness?
Oh
State fans
Oh. So you have tUllie? It is what it is I guess...
Oh so you are a theater major? Dont speak to me again.
You called in Exodus And still failed
So you're happy we have a snow day? Cuz I would rather be stuck inside today instead of on the beach in June as well!
You spend $100 at the club every night?  Tell me again how broke you are
Basic cadet  oh tell me more how you can change the a2 to fully auto
SO YOU THINK I AM POSH? PLEASE TELL ME MORE WHILE I STAY A WILLY WANKA
so your saying mesii is way better than cristiano ronaldo? when was the last time  he scored a hat-trick in 10 min. that too consisting one right footed goal i left footed and one with a headder????
oh
no no
Oh marci! Tell me more about this sexy gurl.
oh so you can do the cup song? you must be the most popular kid in school
HOW MANY PL PPL NEED TO WIN 1 GAME? 1 IS ENOUGH IF ITS IN ENEMY TEAM.
so you want to be a musician tell me again why you haven't seen spinal tap
IT TASTES LIKE CHILDREN.......
oh so your saying you don't use aim assist in bf3 you must be joking
Na impreze kupujesz fajki ? jesteś taki fajny
you don't like me and you think I'm annoying? great! we're on the same page
So you're in love with your detox romance? Can't wait to hear about your new restraining order
spend &#163;45 on parental controls gets computer killing virus
You go to central washington university? don't forget to call in for probation
Please tell me How you lag during woe?
*Thinks in head* What the heck did he just say
oh
thats great oneshotbro tell me more about how u beat all the rank1s in duels when nobody was watching
so you're a san francisco 49ers fan huh? tell me
So Jamil  Tell me how much you're in love
Your an editor on Law Review? Tell me about how much you hate gunners.
Oh so you're a Theta? Please tell me about how you're always first in grades
So then they said Industry advisory council?
So you throw an exception to display an 'export to excel' dialog please tell me more about your excellent software development practices
oh so you want to issue drink driving permits? tell me again about how that would be ok with a member of your family travelling on the same road
I dont  have any  money so..... why not  go to walmart
oh
so you Volunteer to stand outside planned parenthood for 10 hours a day Tell me again how much better that is than volunteering at a soup kitchen
SHE HEARD SEX NOISES COMING FROM MY IPHONE TOLD HER IT HELPS ME TAKE A SHIT
I godasin infermieret me karrige 
Elerin ma kuulsin et anna karin armastab sind
You wear affliction clothing you must be a man of god
Hey look a 7th grader
So
Oh
so crosby
So you like Dubstep? then tell me someone besides skrillex
if you come in to my van i'll give you candy
So you listen to the radio Tell me more about how youre a musical genius.
Oh
gets threats from anoop ghale.... now why don't i give a shit?!?!
oh
your video of you sucking a used tampon was retweeted by waka flocka? your parents must be so proud
so youre 16 and pregnant? with Triplets? That must have been quite the sweet 16 orgi....
RF/Sterling Meme pages? awh how cute
you're texting the person sitting right next to you? how original.
krlek &#225;ruld el nekem
senne you're up so late you must be such a badass
oh
PLEASE CONTINUE EDUMACATE US HOW INTELLIGENT YOU ARE
Oh
You said my is f-sport is not a Is-f? Go on.....
Oh your names Giovanna plowman tell me more about how your'e so cool for sucking on your tampon
Oh
SO
oh look you brought your queen out before your bishops tell me more about opening theory
So you're Angry because they are taking away your Guns? Tell me more about why you vote it for Obama?
oh so you've put stuff on etsy guess you found some place else to put your shit
Oh
So you think pewdiepie is in it for the money? tell me more about why you play sticks  and stones on black ops 1
you own a bob marley t-shirt tell me more about marajuina
so your whitter than casper but think your black tell me more about your wanna be life
Every country in the world plays the same video games
Spent too much time in the chocolate factory and never got a tan
die grundlage von flexibilit&#228;t ist entscheidungsschw&#228;che
oh so you want to save time and money please tell me more about your commute during rush hours
EK SIEn jy dra 'n TAPOUT HEMP JYS SEKER KAKSTERK
You can't afford to eat healthy? Please
so you're worried about tyrannical government? sounds like we need to increase the military's budget!
We can't pass gun laws because it treads on your liberty?  Please tell me more about how we must regulate marriage and vaginas
Oh you voted for obama? Please do go on...
So you committed without running the tests first? Tell me more how your builds keep failing
You made A sundial? so tell me how it works all through the year
You post about gun control laws all day on facebook but please do tell me more
So your nick Nolting ... You must get all the girls
Phase Jump? Yes
Przemek
Oh
Rob sandyford YOU THINK YOU're LIKE skrillex? tell me more about the two youtube videos and a motherfuking crossfader
I heard you playing your bass real loud driving down the street Ur so gangsta. Can I join ur gang?
So you use bing tell me more about how indie and cool you are
JJ
so
Oh
So you're from louisiana Teach me your amazing backstabbing skills
so BLACK AND YELLOW IS awesome? tell me how well pittsburgh being doing at sports
i like chocolate girls dipped in chocolate.
back dimples huh? please tell me more...yolo
oh
So black and yellow is the best song ever? Tell me how well pittsburgh does at sports
Oh you aTe one salad Tell me How long you been a health export
COME ON KIDS WANT SOME CANDY?
Oh you bought a honda Civic Tell me more about how your a street racer
So you sold a plex huh? i bet you're the best trader evar!
Don't you just love it When that juicy gossip backfires?
OH YOUR DIRTY
So you decided to copy paste an entire locked thread Please let me know how that turns out for you
OH WOW tELL ME AGAIN HOW HARD YOUR SPORT IS
SO YOU THINK YOU'RE SMART? tELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR negative attributes
why yes my wonka bars come with nuts
So you want to be a Nutrition major? Tell me again how much you dislike science classes
SO
Oh
dont mind if i do
oh you are a PHOTOGRAPHER you must have instagram
oh
So you got a cat as the meme for the day tell me how it feels not to have more imagination.?
so
oh so you think obama won't confiscate your guns? please tell me how he didn't sign the ndaa and patriot act
so
asi que dijiste que no volverias con ella? dime que se siente tragarte tus palabras ( daniel y fede) bume
oh you have seen the movie that this is from i bet you have mastered the meme
you wore you animal fleece today bet your friends really wanted to be with you didn't they
oh
So Never heard of dark ambient? tell me more about how you listen to dark music
So you get into a turning lane to pass people tell me more about how i'm suppose to slow down to let you over
so johnny you like football? tell me more about how you enjoy rec football
oh you've been to disneyland huh? HAVE YOU HEARD OF FASTPASS?? WE HAVE......*PUTS ON Sunglasses*......zoompass  YEEEaaaHHHHHHHHH
Tell me
Oh
Oh you're a 'sovereign citizen'  then get the f^^k out of my country!!
Oh
oh
Please! Tell Me More About Raul's Programming
oh so you hate cr7  tell me about how succsessful your soceer carrear is
SO YOU ACED YOUR EXAM EH?
Hello is it me you're looking for?
OH! YOU CALLING ME OUT? lETS TALK ABOUT HOW HARD YOU PARTY TILL 1:20 AM
so you hate u.s. immigrants? tell me more how your ancestors came to america
You go to NEU CHARLOTTE? pLEASE
oh so you take showers with your mom with your mom
You have a baby on board sign? tell me why i would ram you anyway
So you don't think atheism is faith-based just like religion? oh i'm sorry i just thought you firmly believed in it
oh you know how to dance? tell me more how you bump and grind
oh so you take showers  with your mom
you hate the word 'swag' oR 'YOLO' ? OF COURSE
Oh
So you're running an NES emulator at 1080 resolution and that makes it high definition Tell me more about your technology degree
please go on as i pretend to listen and care
Oh
I also have another factory but you arent old enough yet
so you served in the military to defend our freedom?  Tell me how many government officials you  shot.
So you want to mint a $1 trillion coin? tell me again about how money is real
pillo polo is not an intense sport said no abington student ever
Oh
Kanye and Kim having a baby? Please explain this God fella to me again.
so
So
oh
Oh you live on cape cod tell me more about how you need a diesel truck
So you are using #nofilter oN another pic Please tell me more about the ton of makeup you put on before taking the pic?
oh jadi lu marah dapet  set primitif ? kenapa waktu penetapan gander ga ganti cewek !
Oh yes please tell me more about how 'in love' you are with this other guy again
Oh you won the game by getting a fumble in overtime? please tell me more about how good you are at madden.
Oh
So Your the Principal Trumpet Player? You must be a killer on the High c!
So
so you like to hear the sound of your voice in front of formation? Please tell me another story about something you have never done..
oh
sometimes i see my face inside a mirror
so all your pictures on fb have you in the same exact pose tell me
oh
Uważasz że nie bierzesz Tego na Serio?
Oh
New years resolutions? Tell me more about the promising changes you don't plan on keeping...
Happy new year!  Not!
You were born deC 30th 1999  Please tElL me how u miss being a 90's baby
you hate the government? you should give back your foodstamps
so Ken Whisenhunt is fired as Arizona Cardinal Coach What was he doing the last 12 weeks of the season?
SO YOUR A BLOGGER? tell me more in what that will get you in life.
so you think repetition is funny? remind me how people love hearing the same thing over and over again
2012 IS OVER TELL ME HOW the end of the world was supposed to be..
OH It's 2013 I'm dying to hear more about how its 2013
You take ap computer science? Now
SO YOU WANT To keep guns out of shcools? tell me again how well thats been working for ya.
I just can't wait til they smell it. I ate tacos.
You say you've always been a texans fan? please tell me more about you watching the texans in 05'
So you wear a Jack Wolfskin Jacket? You must go on dangerous huntingtrips all the time
Oh
You cant stand women being called sammich makers? Tell me again why you're out of the kitchEN?
yOU THINK NEAL HUNTINGTON IS A GOOD GM? YOU PROBABLY ALSO THINK BOB NUTTING IS A GOOD OWNER
so 'antwerpse hoeren' post foto's van hoeren ? warom zie ik dan geen foto van je moeder ?
it's funny how 'boy Girl boy girl' used to be a punishment in class
your best friend is better than mine? please
so you don't believe anything the media or government says and you believe everything the internet tells you?
OH...YOU THINK YOUR CARS FAST NOW LOL WAIT UNTIL Z MAN TUNES IT
Improving your skills? Come to ALLABOUTIDIOMAS!!!
that awesome moment when you forgot  to pick sunflower at plants vs zombies
John drye What a glorious faggot you are
you can pr every time without help? Tell me more about how you don't need a coach to push you further than you thought you could go.
so your squadron is 'Deploying' for 60 days? please tell me how japan is just like the middle east
oH YOU HAVE THE NEW aIR JORDANS tELL ME HOW COOL IT IS TO LIVE WITH YOUR PARENTS STILL
SO YOU DELETED ME ON FACEBOOK I'M SURE THAT'LL TEACH ME A LESSON
Oh
If you say its just 'cramps' one more time... Your next period is gonna come out of your nose!
Hot dam  The devil got a hold of your keyboard!
Tell me again how you drive your prius... to that golf course in the desert
oh so obama care about the poor people please tell me more about his poor $500
Oh you are playing a game son Are you winning?
Oh you are playing a game son Are you winning?
wonders how that conversation ends
so i here your school has a 'no gun zone' law in place... tell me again why mass murderers listen to this particular law?
so i hear your school has a 'no gun zone' law in place... tell me again why mass murderers listen to this particular law?
Yeah
jill can't judge me. bill can't budge me.
Oh
You went to the game last night please
Been in usa for 4 days Please tell me more about how shit morroco is
So you support man united tell me more about your loyalty to them since birth
So you put BBS and coilovers on your bmw? Tell me again how your car expresses your individuality.
Oh
oh you love raul? tell me more about how you love flirting with other guys
Zarezerwuj bilety do kina w kielcach <3
Oh you think you failed exams? now is that because you didn't study or were tumblring all semester?
So jasmine  Tell me how a gift is necessary
So you're a Hollywood actor who supports gun control? Please tell me about the last non violent movie you were in?
So you're a liberal Hollywood actor? please tell me why you make movies that promote a culture of violence?
Oh
har du 5 volvo som inte fungerar? ber&#228;tta f&#246;r mig igen hur bra volvo &#228;r och hur duktig du &#228;r p&#229; bilar
You got new fatty skis just in time for this epic snow storm? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW AWESOME IT WAS STANDING IN LINE AT WHIFFLETREE.
Jangan marah jika santa claus tidak memberimu hadiah sadari dirimu dan kelakuanmu
Oh
oh so you think video games are responsible for gun violence please tell me more about how humanity was peaceful before they existed
playing ranked please tell me more about you elo chaky
hey senyora santibanez i'm so attracted to you! *MUWAH*
So... I heard you swallow
you think call of duty is the best game series ever? tell me again why you have only been alive for 12 years...
I.... Got a bONER
So
Oh
thank you facebook for the snow posts looking out the window's just overrated
new year new you? do carry on
Smoking pot is harmless? Tell me more about why you moved back into your parents' house
oh youre a die hard man city fan tell me how much you loved them when they were in division 2
You want another pony? tell me more how yo are not spoiled
so you have 9 days tell me how to stay sober
sO YOU THINK THE MAYANS WERE WRONG? jUST WAIT...
oh you play big red football? do tell me on how your going to become an amazing football star..
oh you only have 5 lines tell me how that stops you from sending a dods attack
so you don't like Thirsty merc? give me 20 good reasons why
you're a freshman in band? you must know so much about technique
oh you have instagram? I can;t wait to see every single thing that you eat for the next few weeks
Oh so you think i won't try to kill you again? please
So you've seen the Vampire's Assistant Please share with us your knowledge of darren shan
So you drive a diesel Tell me how much coal you roll
so all you want for Christmas is a new phone?? and who is going to pay for the bill for the next two years?
you have a wide variety of digitally downloaded pc games? tell me again how that is counted as a collection
So
oh
So
SO YOU THINK you are better than THE universe? tell me
Oh so you like green Day and one direction LOl gtfo
I Have The weirdest boner right now
MR SAVILLE... Will see you NOW
MR SAVILLE.... WILL SEE YOU NOW
So
You don't want to celebrate christ's birthday
you're the weirdest person i've ever met? you're adorable.
ah
So you make memes? Tell me about all the time you have to waste
so you listen to jb? eh oompa get the uzi!
Oh so you keep losing picks You could always steal the free ones at guitar center
oh so you dont like when jackyl speaks his mind? please tell me when he ever gave a shit about that.
so as a feminist you believe what a man can do a woman can do better please
the maya were stupid for not predicting the apocalypse on 12/21/12...? I would love to hear your misinterpretation of the bible too...
Hacked your friends account when they forgot to log off you Must be a real hacker
SO Your saying that YOU're a hefty dingle?
Gas price is 1.40$ a liters you expect me to just come out and ''chill''
oh
Oh when are you duE.... Nevermind your just fat!!!!!!
please tell me again how sharing a free room is unfair
tell me again what you wipe with if there's no toilet paper?
so you say you luv margaret more than liz or denise? must say i do too
Blizzard and apocalypse Tell me more how that happened.
So the mayan calender ends on 12/21/12? That's funny
SO you are tellin me.... The white cloth is Armani or Gucci?
oh so you're planning to survive a zombie apocolypse? Tell me more about how you'll legaly get assault rifles and high capacity clips
cant watch my video cuz you're sooo busy huh? watcha doing over there?
Mayans Tell me more about how the world is going to end
So you thought the world was going to end? Silly Mayans
1 day bak from a year long injury? Tell me again how you are unhappy about lack of first team opportunities
Oh
first day back after a year long injury? Tell me again how you are unhappy about a lack of first team opportunities
CALL ME AN ELF AGAIN AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS. WHAT MOVIE IS THAT FROM?
So you really though the world was going to end today huh? Please tell me how you feel now after it was all bullshit
HAHA TELL ME HOW WE WERE GONNA DIE ON 12/21/12
ah yes
please tell me again why the world didn't end on 12-21-12?.. your expertise in Mayan history amazes me
this is your new expenses policy? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU WANT TO MAINTAIN A 100% PROPOSAL ACCEPTANCE RATE AND 0% UNWANTED ATTRITION
THE WORLD DID NOT END TODAY? TELL ME AGAIN HOW THERE ARE 18 HOURS LEFT
'mostly' uses condoms Tell me more how you practice  safe sex
Side ponytails are the new hot fashion... Said no one ever...
So you're posting something about 12-21-12? Oh you're so clever!
So... Driving north for the holidays? You know
oh
so tell me about all your facebook friends i have more oompa loompas...and a chocolate factory
You put a funny meme in your forum post? I bet you thought of that all by yourself
Prohibition made it illegal to manufacture
oh you got more than 10 likes on a meme tell me more of how you're a celebrity
so the world is going to blow up on 122112? tell me again why i should be concerned?
BYBY DĖJAU O TU?
So you're tell me that you are graduating this year? do tell me that you have learned much at school
good luck on your performance review I
Oh
wHY DIDN'T YOU PASS THE ESSAY? yOU USED THE WRONG FONT YOU KNOW.
So you think everyone should own any gun they want Tell me again why suicidal people will think twice about shooting up crowds
so you're going to cut teachers' pay and benefits
so guns are allowed by the constitution for hunting? not much of a reader
Oh so we can stop gun crimes by making guns illegal? That worked so well for cocaine and Heroin didn't it
oh
I miss you! let's talk
oh a ma'ayanot girl said hi to you today please
I see you have a 26.2 bumper sticker Tell me more about running for fun
ALL THE IPHONES ARE GONNA CRACK COME FRIDAY
Oh
Look at me i'm educated
you are 12 year old and life is so hard wait until you start working
So
Oh
Gun laws would't help murder rates? tell me more about gun murders in japan
so your studo grade is unfair? tell me how studio is fair to begin with
na junge schon ma spa&#223; gehabt
I missed the siege do you understand?
oh
Oh you have euro homework? Tell me how much there is and how unreasonable it is
SO PHILOSOPHY CHANGED YOUR LIFE? PLEASE TELL ME HOW IT HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH YOUR EVERYDAY
When a cheerleader passes wearing yoga pants o.o
Thats very nice
Oh you're going to be kinder to people now? I suppose after saying it 50 times you must be so friendly
You want stricter gun control laws? Please
Says you!
It's beginning to look a lot like christmas want some candy little boy?
Oh you're a Hunger Games fan? Tell me who madge undersee is
so you pvp'd against someone 100 levels above you please
Bless your heart you thought I care about labor laws
so you want more gun control
so you could have written 'twilight' with your ass? please tell me more about that worlwide famous novel of yours
you call yourself a swagger?  Tell me how does it feel to look like a retard
strangers have the best candy!
so you keep asking girls out hows tha working for you
You play borderlands 2 on ps3? you must know a lot about guns
God is not allowed in schools
Canadian 'A'?
so you're a kinaesthetic learner? do tell me more about how you are going to roleplay in the exam.
Oh
So you're telling me that Cordo gave his paladin to you cool. tell me more about it.
So you hate the new UC Logo And now you think you're a graphic designer? that must be nice.
Oh
So
Oh you say Mw3 is the best game of the year? tell us more about how retarded you are
Oh so you drawn pokemons tell me how artistic and popular you are
oh so your single? please do your best to make everyone painfully aware of it
yOU HAVE NO EXPERIENCE RUNNING A FOOTBALL CLUB? oH
Oh you like your own comment? you must be so cool
you've never read voxtalk? you must know everything there is to know about columbia already.
Want to know a little secret? ...I live in Montana
YOU HAVEN'T POSTED IN A WHILE YOU MUST BE MASTURBATING
you think im gunna hurt you i have a much better idea
oh you wear a north face jacket? tell me more about how often you go mountaineering
No that's not Wierd  At all
pake jilbab tapi baju sama celana ketat orang indonesia
So pt. ravi shankar died and you are sad? tell me all about how adherently you follow indian classical music..
The iphone is superior? Tell me about those iphone map navigation tools
tell me again how I'll never get your lucky charms
Please
I don't mind you talking so much
Oh so you are special because God woke you up this morning? So sorry your grandma died last week.
So the label 'privileged' is either/or? Tell me more
DJ BAELS
Oh you study engineering? Tell me more about how much harder your exams are than everyone elses
Great facebook game! Looks like it makes complete sense
oh you come from a rich suburb? tell me again how ghetto you are
Liverpool are up to 10th? aw that's cute
you have smoked tail lights tell me more about you custom car
don't like metal because you can't understand the lyrics tell me how much you can understand psy's lyrics
So you're going to upgrade your Samsung Galaxy S3 to Android 4.1
so you have a mullet please tell me what it's like being a gay kient
You say Taiwanese has no written form? K&#224;n l&#237;n-ni&#226;!
oH SO YOU SMOKE WEED? tELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR STRAIGHT A'S
OH SO YOUR WHITE? tELL ME ABOUT YOUR LIFE IN CUBA
people who graduated last year
so youre a directioner now? tell me more about lewis
so babe
so you're a sohpmore and you danced with a junior tell me more about 'all the bitches' you be getting on the regular
So andea finally realizes the governor is bad? are you sure?
You're a die hard man city fan? Tell me more about the millions of game you've been to
Oh
so you posted this before? tell me more kristen about how you invented willy wonka
oh
sO i HEARD yOU COULD COUNT TO 7
so
Do you want to try sucking on mr wonka's gobstopper? But only if you swear to keep it a secret...
...COSI' IL 31 DICEMBRE FARAI UN DISCORSO AGLI ITALIANI... ...MA CHE CAZZO GLI DICI?
oh
Oh you think david homer is a cool guy? What about another cup of kiss-assing?
Wait
so willie tell me about your girlfriend
You DIDN'T FLUSH AND I SAW IT
oh
Oh you go to Nebraska? Living in Lincoln must be the best
so you like macklemore? tell me one song besides thrift shop
i can see... right through those white pants
Oh You're wearing a survival bracelet? You must be ready for the zombie apocalypse...
Oh you can't believe how cold it is? You do know it's December and you live in Scotland?
Oh so it's snowing? tell me more about this magical substance that I've never encountered before in my life.
So you want the royal baby to be a girl? Why
You'll love me forever? i don't know what forever means anymore
oh so you wanna know if your butt looks big? try losing weight so i dont have to lie
so you've got swag? tell me how good you are at making burgers
tell me more things I should tell you more about
I see you're gay and proudly vocal about gay rights Tell me all about how your parents know
So you found the meme generator lucky us
oh
Oh
ohh you have a civic what are your plans?
Worst part of being right about the end of the world?  not being able to rub it in
you're on facebook all the time? tell me more about what a great social life you have
Oh
Oh
Oh you created an internet meme you must be super funny
Oh you have a pair of merrell boots? you must go on so many adventures
Guns are the same as knives
You make more than $250
oh
So the Jets are going back to sanchez at qb tell me again how it will be different this time
You built a website and haven't blogged once? I bet you have great rankings don't you?
it's too hard to attend school from 8:00-16:00 It will be a relief when you start working
So you're writing about snow on facebook tell me again where you live
OH
Oh
oh
oh
Oh
oh
oh
So...you think the NRA is the new KKK? Please tell me about the history of the democratic party.
me ne vado da facebook definitivamente
your gamertag is xxmclovinlegitsniperprodigyxx? tell me more about how original you are
oh
indians want us to leave based on immigration laws? please tell me about america's immigration laws in the 1400s
Oh
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mmmmm chocolate
You want to be a toys r us kid? I want to be a Toys R Us Man
So
Facebook Freinds
Oh you'r a kick boxer Excuse me while I take my clothes off
So the marine corps screwed you over tell me again how it's not your fault
OH
so you're having a birthday party and i'm not invited? tell me more on how i'm your 'best friend'
oh you're a producer? what do you do
Oh
Oh
so
So you can heel-and-toe? you must be a great driver.
War on Christmas? Tell me again
Oh you lift? You must be ripped
oh
oh
Oh
women evil? tell me more about how jealous you are of them
oh
So you like metal muSic? Tell me some more about GodsMack
please tell me more about how much you hate the snow while you're looking at the  window
so you want to get good marks in school? then please
So you prefer Civilization V? Have you actually PLAYED Civ III
you've never seen an all time 10's video? tell me how boring your life is
Oh
So you're not a groupie? Tell me Again about all the famous guys you've slept with
So IriSH- aMERICANS AREN'T REALLY iRISH? pLEASE
NO my post wasn't aimed at you but if the shoe fits
oh
Oh so your the best guard pn the team now? Bullshit
$585 million? And I just have to share this picture?
drugs are a radio for talking to god
sarcasm it's what's happening when I say nice things to you
Oh it's 60 degrees in December in New York? Please tell me more about how climate change isnt real.
S&#229; du syns adrian e usikker Fortell meg n&#229;ge eg ikkje vet
So you've taken to creating memes to express your political beliefs? you must be the brainiest person in your class
what? so now you wont msg me until i msg you first? great!
SO YOUR REBUTTAL IS AN OFT-USED SPONGEBOB MEME? YOU'RE SO CREATIVE
So ur white and play basketball tell me of ur dream of playing in the NBA
oh
oh
Tell me again how you're back in the playoff picture??? Because you beat the eagles!!!hahahaha!!!  good one cowboys
oh your a year 7 you must be such a hard kunt
So you say your smarter then me tell me more how you not #1
Du schreibst also kommentare im forum auf standard.at? erz&#228;hl mir mehr &#252;ber deine belanglose existenz!
Oh 
No way
OH
oh
YOU ENJOY BEING A SMART ASS SO YOU CAN FEEL LIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN THE REST? ISN'T THAT CUTE
oh
Oh it's your  birthday mihelle no one cares.
So you think guilda's name is obsure to cancer? Then tell me all about Susan G. Komen
oh you have a ford powerstroke i am sorry do you neew a  tow
YOUR ASS BELONGS TO ME NOW CHARLIE! gRANDPA DIDNT READ THE F*CKIN TICKET DID HE?
So you hate oilfield trash? i think you're jealous of their oilfield cash
oh you loved the alice cooper maze at hhn? tell me more about how you're a metalhead....
MASIH MAU DI TIPU BOCAH' DI DUMAY? JOKI AJA DI AFFAN Recomended Seller
did u know... your ass looks big?
So u played blitzcrank Tell me more about how to dont fail so many grabs
2 girls just went into frankie and bennys wearing the same clothes? Tell me more
Oh
oh
oh
Oh
You're thirteen and pregnant?  Your mother must be so proud!
Oh so all you two do is hook up whenever you hang out Tell me again how he really likes you and you aren't slutty
Oh
Ohhh wizzie woo woo i love you!
Oh David Stern
jadi Blackberry itu smartphone? coba jelaskan apa jadinya BB tanpa Bbm
Oh you own 5 tapout shirts? You must be a badass
oh
oh
Tell me about those Silos again!
Candy come innnn we have caaannddyy
Oh like if you love jesus tell me more about how I'm going to hell if I keep scrolling
OH
Oh
so we are at war with other students now? now tell me if they have been fighting back?
Oh
WOW YOU BRAG ALL DAY ABOUT BEING UNDEFEATED IN DUAL MEETS? YOU MUST BE REALLY GOOD IN INVITATIONALS
oh so you joined the infantry tell me more about how you're a stone cold killer
you tau siapa sheemeeyu
oh
Oh
Do you know why im called willy wonka You dont wanna know
oh so you cant take a little trolling? tell me more about how you lost the war
Oh so you beat your dog and snort cocaine tell me more about being a good christian
you have emails proving I had a girlfriend when we were married? uuuuum
oh
Oh
So YOU DRINK KOOLAID AND EAT KFC EVERYDAY HUH? TELL ME MORE ON HOW THAT SO MAKES YOU BLACK.
oh so you own a hot dog shack
Oh
so... you are virgin? interesting
Please
yummy cake good job
Ent&#227;o o mascote da copa do mundo de 2014 se chama fuleco? conte-nos se o lugar de onde TIRARAM ESTA ID&#201;IA tambm  sin&#244;nimo de &#226;nus
Oh you're interested in your daughters education? Tell me again what her teachers name is
You've updated the procedure manual Ger? Please do tell me all about it
oh
oh
Oh you texted me to talk shit please continue to get mad when i make a sarcastic remark
oh
so you are tatted up? tell me more about your 2 letter tattoo on your hip
Oh
PRO&#205;BEM as crian&#231;as de ir a alicantina Tell me more about os pre&#231;os da cantina
oh
You want me to present on what? tell me more about this reapplication process
Forgiving the father
oh
Ent&#227;o voce  antifa? conte-me sua rea&#231;&#227;o quando me trombar de quebrada?
OH SO YOU WISH YOU WERE FROM AN ITALIAN FAMILY ?  wHERE ELSE CAN YOU relish another's pain
Oh
Oh
OH YOU WATCHED WALKING DEAD ONE TIME? PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU'D HANDLE A ZOMBIE INFESTATION
you play league of legends all day?? tell me about how you get laid all night??
So you're sick of this meme
Oh
oh
oh
TELL ME MORE ABOUT MAHDI AHMADI
oh
You claim to be so picky? Please tell me about all the ugly girls you date
Oh you use hackforums to get your RATS? Please tell me how your an elite hacker.
Oh
The packers are number one in the north you say Lets see how long that lasts for
oh
OH
OH so you are a hungarian and a designer? tell me how much photoshop does it take to move you out from romania?
oh
So torres is better than suarez tell me when torres has 10 goals in 12'-13'
OH
Oh
oh you dont sleep because you listen qlimax tell me about it
He says his wife 'doesn't want to be married'? Tell me more about this honest gentleman
SO you bought a '50 inch TV half/off on Black Friday? Better save the receipt
Oh
OH
Do you like it when i touch you there?
come on it will be our little secret
Oh you're in gold League? Tell me more about how good you are at starcraft.
Oh
so you say you're an engineer and have a life? how fascinating!
Thousands recently laid off and the stock market in a tail spin tell me again what obama's plan was to fix the economy
SO YOU SECRETLY GO THROUGH MY PICS ON INSTAGRAM? CAREFUL.. TRY TO NOT TO DOUBLE TAP
So you boycoTted Black Friday? You conscientious objector
oh
SO YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT? tELL ME HOW EVERYBODA ELSE MESSED UP YOUR LIFE::::
oh
so your man cheated on you? tell me more how its her fault.
oH
Oh
You did it again TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE FROZEN SPRITE SECOND TIME
oh
SO YOU LIKE NERVO TWINS tell me only one remix without collaborations from other dj's
oh
Oh. you have admin friends? tell me how much that makes you an admin
allied barton demands perfection? ohh i'm going to never sleep on duty again
you must have me mistaken for someone who gives a shit!
Better off without me? you'll miss me
Oh
Oh
Jayce was balanced you say? When was this?
buying all the cheerlebrities? tell me more about how that's going for you
oh so you like heston? he's my son
So you're communist and anticapitalist ? please tell me more about your iphone 5 ?
So colonial England You decided to tax the colonists Please do tell me how they wiped you out
Oh
oh
oh
Your worried about how my tattoo will look when Im old? Tell me how hot youll be with out tattoos at 80!
OH
so
Oh you and your girlfriend just broke up? tell me more about your feelings
So you stepped on a lego please continue to tell me about the intense pain you must have suffered.
wanna hear a joke dallas cowboys
Oh
Oh
You are a DOTA 2 FANBOY Tell me more about how SUPERior you are to all life forms.
Oh
Oh so your not friends with him on facebook? Tell me more about how much he loves you
NUKETOWN 2025 PLEASE TELL ME AGAIN WHY I CANT FIND IT?
oh you have a dream catcher in your car? tell me more about how you sleep in your vehicle
Oh
Oh
So you want to write a paper  why don't i just reject all your papers
Oh
Oh
Oh so your a broncos fan?  Please tell me how much you loved them before peyton manning.
Hostess is out of business? Tell me again how twinkies last forever
Oh so you're too busy? tell me again how you found time to get on facebook
oh
Oh
Oh so you don't need school 'cause you have swag? I'll take a #7 with fries
You've Got A Homeboy In The Deal WHO GETS IT
I see you have your iphone in a thick clunky case tell me again how you love the iphone because it is sleek and sexy
So you think that texas should secede? I'm sure that'll work this time around
oh
You've got a new girlfriend
OP OP OP OOMPA LOOMPA STYLE!
because meme trolls are funny
So you are getting rid of twinkies? Good thing I bought stock in Little Debbies.
OH
Oh you are a cute Girl with glasses? Tell me again how much of a geek you are
Think a democracy killing terrorists is BAD? Tell me about your time in IRAQ
Oh
oh you're a knicks fan? Tell me who are Latrell Sprewell & Allan houston?
so you can fold 500 pizza boxes in an hour doesn't change the fact that you make $8 an hour
Odpisałeś r&#243;wno po godzinie Musisz mieć na mnie naprawdę wyjebane
oh
Should we tell him about the prize
i took a day off to steal from you!
oh
so putin you think that Israel's response in gaza is out of proportion? please tell me more about georgia
So Jerusalem is the Holy Land
Mr. Hacker  Oh u practiced? I can tell.
steve i love you too
Oh your working on your piston engine should have got a rotary
I INVENTED SOMETHING KIDS LIKE DANG IT!
You play dota? tell me more about how you know all about warcraft 3 custom games
I see you posted 500 pictures of your newborn baby how original
sO YOU ARE SHOPPING WALMART THIS THANKSGIVING HOW DOES IT FEEL SCREWING THE FAMILIES WHO HAVE TO WORK SO YOU CAN SAVE 3 BUCKS ON AN OUTDATED TABLET?
Oh
Tell me more About how blue state 'hipsters' want handouts
37
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You are great at call of duty you will survive for so long in a real war
Oh
so hostess is no longer making twinkies? that must be so difficult for you
Oh you vote for republican presidential canditates
ruby cloe......... tell me more
Oh
So I hear you're a straight a student who got an a- on your test Please tell me how devastated you must feel
OH
Oh yeah
So you support gaza? tell me how awesome it is to support liers and being a human shielf
oh so you watch dazz reviews? me too bro.
so u dont understand MATHS  then u must know klaukey
so you like to snap your fingers in the air to get someone's attention? you must have so many friends.
Oh
Oh
SO its your birthday... huahahahaha
So Dabbing Bho is bad for my health Those nitrous oxide hits have you a nice color of purple.
oh
Theives stole $1.5m in ipads from jfk with their own forklift? Tell me again how taking my shoes off before i get on a plane makes everyone safer
Oh
oH YOU'RE HEAVY? PLEASE POST A MILLION PICTURES THAT JUSTIFY YOUR ROLLS AS CURVES
oh you think people are generally dumb? tell me
Oh
that's it
oh
Firing missiles on Jerusalem? Tell me more about how holy it is to you
so your telling me  liverpool is a good team
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh you want STL band to play for you? continue saying how much you support the arts.
life is indeed unfair
Specific objectivity is like me: It may exist
you only wear brand names? tell me more about usuing your body as advertising space for big corporations
you only wear brand names? Tell me more about what it's like to be a walking advertisement
OH JADI LU LEBIH MENTINGIN COBOY JUNIOR DARIPADA SHOLAT? BAGUS
So you're ranked #1 becuase you beat Texas Christion by 13 points? tell me more on how you plan to outscore oregon
oh SO YOU WANT A NICE GUY  PLEASE TELL ME MORE ON WHY YOU NEVER TALK TO THEM THEN
So you are done with 1st sem huh? Tell me how you did that without learning to solve a rubik's cube!
SOOO THIS IS HOW U LOOK...#NO FILTER HUH? *OOMPA LOOMPA VOICE* I DONT LIKE THE LOOK OF IT!!!
obama is a communist? give me more razor sharp insights
so you asked someone to fight you tell me more about how tough you are
So
SO YOU LIKE TO SWIM WITH SHARKS YOU MUST TASTE REALLY GOOD
league of legends first time playing with this champ this should go well
Oh
30 mins in game please continue jungling
Oh
YOU SAY PEOPLE ARE CORRUPT AND THAT'S WHY WE NEED GOVERNMENT? SO TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU WANT PEOPLE IN POWER OVER THE REST OF US.
sO TEXAS
oh
status: 'It's awesome having people say they wish they looked like me and all these people wanting to become my friend.' Tell me more about how you're not self centered.
Oh
guess what!! im stoned :P
So
SO YOU THINK THE BEGINNING OF THE END IS IN 2010 TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW NOTHING HAS HAPPENED YET.
So you tell me you are quick on the trigger after 2 min?
So
oh
Black Ops 2 came out? Tell me more about how half the pc customers got mass effect 2 on accident
Oh
Oh your not going to young life tonight? Your wednesday nights must be so exciting
oh you're from manchester please tell about it being american
Im not attention seeking but my hat does make me stand out
Damn girl You hella fine!
oh
so
OH
Hello THERE
You don't give your name or number out over the phone? it must be amazing living in a world where caller id hasn't been invented yet!
SO RAJOY IS TELLING US 2014 spain grows
Oh
I'm Not High! I'M Just uP in the clouds!
Oh
Oh
Oh
YOU FRUSTRATED A LOT OF PEOPLE WITH YOUR FIVE-BAR? PLEASE
So you like your work on the telephone Let me put you in the outbound group
Oh
So you voted for the guy who lost to the guy who lost to obama last time?
Oh you don't talk to any of your exs? Tell me again how this excludes facebook statuses
so you got black ops ii? tell me how long the campaign was
pedo bear
So your girl likes candy? Im so taking her to the candy shop
You're right Priscilla
Oh
oh......jadi elu download game 5gb pake idm jelasin ke gua berapa pc di warnet tempat lu download yg lag
so you don't receive the activation confirmation email? Please tell me more how you feel ignored
So you saw that on TV? Its true
oh
oh you drive a camaro you must know every car by it's tail lights
my hat is big
oh so you can make your pencil look like it's made of rubber by wobbling it you must be so cool at school
Oh
sO YOU BOUGTH A TACTICAL pEN tELL US MORE
So
oh
oh
So you judge games Based on Graphics You still want to play minecraft later?
oh please tell me all about how you can post whatever you want on facebook ...and get away with it
you want some chocolate??? pull my finger...
So SRK after om santi om 
Oh
Oh you only wear heat ? You must get all the bItches
oh so you  don't like that obama won? Please tell me how 14 year olds know so much about politics
Oh
Oh
You wrote into jim'll fix it? how did that go?
oh
you like gum? you must really be running out of memes
I SEE YOUR USING #HASHTAGS ON FACEBOOK TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE PURPOSE THEY DON'T SERVE
So
You're an atheist?  Tell me more about how you're always right
oh it happens to you alot so tell me how a fast you are
oh so you hate any song about sex
miss you Father Corapi we all miss you
oh you had sex with my mum? you must be great at cod
AM I GAY? I MIGHT WANT TO ASK YOU THE SAME QUESTION
come on
OH
So you voted for Romney? Please tell me moRe about the favor you were doing for the world
SO I HEAR THERE USED TO BE A REALLY COOL FOLK FESTIVAL IN MALLOW TELL ME MORE...
so you are a male nurse? tell me again that you are straight.
Oh YOU SAY FAT OR THIN DOESNT MATTER NAME ME ONE FAT BOY YOUVE DATED
Other teachers give extra credit for bringing canned food? Tell me more about giving for the sake of giving.
SO YOU TOOK AP BIO NOW TELL ME ABOUT YOUR MENTAL BREAKDOWNS
so you are pro college tuitions? Please tell me more about how you pay your bills without parents money?
oh
oh
so you aced the ee midterm? tell me more about how impt circuits are for a cs major.
Tell me more about how  you have a lot of homework and cant play innebandy
so u didnt get ragged until today tell me more about how cool u are
THE NEW intranet WILL BE LIve by the end of january? Tell me more about you expect to achiEve this
In Nevada
wHATS THAT? yOU DONT LIKE CONTROVERSY dO YA?                                                      wELL THATS TOO BAD
i knew Jimmy saville as a kid  were did you think he got his idears
Oh you hate universal healthcare Sure
ow! TUMI Freelancer taile to tumi onek $ kamao
you dont like my lITtle pony cause its for kids? please go on as to why  you like twilight?
oh
oh
oh
YOU WEAR A NORTH FACE  TELL ME ABOUT ALL YOUR ADVENTURES
Oh so your gay? Tell me what aving full blown aids is like
oh you have awesome friends tell me more about their dickhead fiances.
KNOW WHAT YOUR INSTAGRAM NEEDS? JUST A FEW MORE PHOTOS OF YOUR FACE
oh
SOme people work Their whOle liVes and amount to nothing I Banged my way to the top
oh
So you support liverpool? PLease
everyone should exercise their hard-earned right to vote? tell me about all the times you've voted since the last presedential election
You didnt vote today? remember sarah palin??
tell me more i do so love your tragic life
Oh so you have a MAC LAPTOP STILL DOESNT MAKE YOU A GOOD DJ
So you got a b on your exam tell me more about how you didn't study at all
Oh
oh
Your generation got us $15 Trillion in debt? Tell me more about why we should vote for you.
Please let everyone on facebook  know about how you voted on election day
so
Oh you have an opinion about the book? lets hear more from someone who didnt read it
ohhh
Oh
Please exuse me Dearest aUnt sally
oh
oh
oh so you put red john as your profile pic? wow everybody must be looking for you
Oh we are on call in early 2014 Lets see how that goes
Classical ballet?! Go on
OH
Oh
So you have a corsa d tell me how yours is uniuqe
Oh you're voting for romney in massachusetts? tell me more how he's gonna win a democratic state
So you're an Obama supporter? tell me more about trickle up poverty
Oh you are brent uberty? When will my marketing me done?
oh
oh
Oh
OH
Oh
You say usc is traditionally one of the finest programs in the country? then maybe the refs will award you a 12th player because that first touchdown only took the ducks about 37 seconds
Oh you're an open minded liberal? please go ahead and tell me you're open minded to others opinions and not just your own
oh you like obama? tell me more about how good of a president he is
You play on micro stakes against people who can hardly spell poker tell me about how you are a professional poker player
You paid five dollars for a hooker? How is your mom by the way?
Oh.. you read comic books? please tell me about your fictional sex life
OH YOU SAY ZERG TAKES SKILL I'M SURE ITS HARD for  14 YEAR OLD
oh
so you need to do a proyect and save it tell me how does it feel when your pendrive goes houdini on your ass
So
OH
So your telling me its easy to insult me
oh so your swag is so fresh? tell me how much a week you make with that
so tell me dean.. how is the third division?
so you are a graffiti writer tell me more about your street art exhibition in berlin
Oh so you're voting for obama because he's more likeable? please tell me more how much this younger generation worries you
Oh
Oh
oh
so your not gay.... but your boyfriend is....
ohh you broke your cyma ak where is this fantasy world located
oh you have swag? please keep telling me how gay you are
Oh  so the rangers are better than the devils? Tell me about the last 5 stanley cup finals you attended in your lifetime
SO your relationship is tough at the moment? you are 14
So you don't like averad.com? tell me about how your website is so much better.
Oh...you thought the paper was ok you must be so clever
Oh
oh
Oh you're a petroleum engineer from a school other than colorado school of mines? I take two sugars in my coffee.
WHEN THE POWER OF SHARING OVERCOME THE FEAR of LOGIN the world will become facebook
Musuh bebuyutan we di kamar  nyamuk
Please tell me more about how you are with a more awesome person now  I really can't tell that you are lying
oh
Oh
So you're 18 and been down since carnival of carnage tell me more about your mothers 2 year gestation period
Oh
Oh
Mitch from sucide sIlence dieD Please tell me about how they've Always beEn Your favorite band
oh
Oh
oh so you're a programmer tell me more about how you perform your job without basic english or copy paste skills
Oh you want my help now? Please tell me more about how i should help you out.
Tell me again About that inconvenience at your wedding
I see what you did there nice move your dudeness
You like to troll your best friends? I wonder where they are now.
i love it all the sluts will be themselves tonight
Disney buying Lucasfilms is a bad idea? tell me more about all the good movies Lucasfilms have made since Return of the jedi
oh
So your paying $60
oh
people confuse you with a prostitute on halloween? your parents must be so proud!
oh
so New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo and Mayor Michael Bloomberg say that climate change had a role in hurricane sandy. tell me why you haven't stopped driving your car since then?
I see
Bush takes office
Oh your power has been out for 2 days? Call me when it's been out for 2 weeks.
Oh
so Your the #1 Bank Of Amrica branch manager Do please explain Why you are short staffed
nish tellin me about anusha? wow so interestin!
oh
dATING I SEE PLEASE WRITE ABOUT HOW MUCH YA LOVE EACH OTHER ON FB
you defended bush's response to hurricane katrina and now you're bashing obama 1 day after hurricane sandy? that totally makes sense
you think obama is bad for the economy? you must have the best bush-amnesia meds.
I decided that now would be the perfect time to watch Ghostbusters
Oh
oh
ME DIGA COMO &#201; QUE &#201; SER HATER DE GLEE voc&#234;  um ser humano por acaso?
oh
Hey
You new yorkers decided to stick around for sandy.... tell me
I heard that sandy is really good with blow job
Oh
Oh you have no school tomorrow because of the hurricane? use this time for us to give you more work via computer #collegelife
oh
Oh YOU LOWERED YOUR CAR 40mm? THATS Cute.
So you think you should go to work in a hurricane? Tell me more about the 'emergency services' part of your job
OH
oh you put your leg under your blanket because youre scared the paranormal activity monster tell me more about how your blanket will protect you
oH SO YOU HATE SCHOOL? tELL ME AGAIN WHAT KIND OF WEED YOU'LL BE BUYING WHEN YOU'RE 25?
Oh
Oh
oh
oh
So you think you should go to work anyway? Please tell me more about the 'emergency services' part of your job
So you telling me you going camping WITH A 4X4 VAN
oh so you abused marcos? tell me more about how you abused marcos
Tony romo is RealLy good Said no one ever
gee
Oh so you smoke weed? Please tell me Again about how cool you are
trey songz gave me the d
fail state? tell me more about how your team beat alabama
OH
Oh so you are into k-pop? please name me a korean song that isn't by psy
10 000 tweets Your dad most be so proud
oh so you watch grey's anatomy you must be quite the medical expert
please stop staring! i'm vonerable you know!
so...you're saying that isaac is your favorite hanson? please tell me again what a huge fan you are.
Oh
Ent&#227;o voc&#234;  herpet&#243;logo? conte-me mais sobre suas 'noites de campo' jogando snake no celular!
My hair is blue? Oh gosh
You don't do drugs? Tell me more about how much you love coffee
Oh
oh you like college football tell me all about how your team did today
okay explain to me again how ignorance is bliss
So YOU'RE SAYING WHEN I GIVE UP JAMES YAMMOUNI WILL FOLLOW ME
so you claim your an ugly women  then tell me how to pictures in your facebook photo album called'me' are not you
so you use instagram? you must have loads of experience with photography
So Tell me more about how at a young age it DRIPS BUT AT AN OLD AGE IT SPRAYS
oh so you work at starbucks? please tell me about how you positively contribute to society
There is SNow outside? Tell me more...
oh your friend left their facebook page open? please tell me more about how your an ub3r l337 hax0r
so you're going to namecheck a beer in your song. let me guess... does it come in a green bottle?
So because i have tattoos your friend wont let me perform cpr to save you. explain how tattoo ink effects my life guard certification
lance armstrong for a halloween costume this year huh? how terribly original
Kids have gone from smoking weed through a bottle and garden hose to smoking crack out of a lightbulb
oh
oh
AHh TEN projektor
WoRKS ok IN YOUR MINISCULE DATACENTER? FACINATING
Please do go on...I'm fascinated  I'm fascinated by how you know all about the case by reading about it on the internet...
You're really fat
It's snowing outside?  Tell me more about the weather forecast.
Just ate breakfast? Cool story bro
oh so we've grown back our gdp by 1%? tell me again how trading in financial derivatives is going to save our economy
Oh you use tumblr to make assumptions about me You must be really cool and know my whole life
would i like a bowl for my mussels? YOU REALLY THINK THESE GUNS ARE GONNA FIT IN THERE!
so you decide how people dress? how silly of me to disobey
So you sent your girlfriend a picture of Willy Wonka saying hello? Tell me more about how creative you are.
so you think kfc is better than chefette
So you want to have a presidential debate? Tell me More about where you two disagree.
You don't like Romney because he is old? Tell me more of how you're so inVolved in politics
so you play world of warcraft? tell me more about you're social life
oh you took a picture thats tilted? you must be so deep
you think i don't know  what emp stands for
OH IT'S NOT POSSIBLE TO HIT AGAINST VERLANDER? LET'S ASK THE GIANTS
So you actually believe our very freedom  is dependent on recruiting minors?
Oh
hey
So you can debug? Let's go ahead and hit some breakpoints then
so u went to rock climbing gym tell me how many rocks u climbed with taco bell in u r belly
Italy
So you fix j models for a living i havent touched a wrench in years...let's change this part instead
The military still use BAYONETS? you totally understood the point.
Oh you support Romney? I'm sure you were pro Obama last week
So you beat scorn at level 5 on Gauntlet legends? What level was your friend at?
so your telling me that you text josh nicholson tell me more about how you have just exited the birth pool
Oh
So answer this charlie What is wrong with horses and bayonets?
Oh
So you're a Maven And don't use Death Seed Tell me about your other tactics
You're quoting a meme to invalidate my argument? I'm sure dawkins would be proud
yoU CAN LAND AIRPLANES ON A BOAT? tELL ME MORE
We're no longer using horses and bayonets? please tell me more
I think we all love teachers
Oh
The 1980's called. They want their foreign policy back.
Oh
You post political views on facebook? you must be so informed
Oh
mormonism isn't a cult anymore? teach me more about the inerrant word of god
Oh so you're in Marching band? Tell me again how you think its a legitimate sport
tell me more about.. hold up friends is on
SO YOU LISTEN TO DAVID GUETTA please tell me more about how much you love house music
So your in transition year? tell me more about how fencing is a life skill
SOLL ICH DIR WAS VERRATEN ? uNTER MEINER KLEIDUNG BIN ICH NACKT
having moments of happiness while traveling? please
You liked them before they were famous? tell me again how much better you are than the rest of their fans.
so you tink that the olive garden makes their sauce fresh daily? if using their own knife to slice open the bag counts then yes!
So you left your scooter outside the dairy? Nek minnit
Ești Monarhist? Spune-mi c&#226;t de mult &#238;ți dorești să ajungi președinte de republică
it's your birthday? You must suddenly have a lot of facebook friends
They say dog is mans best friend haha guess they never heard of birth control
having moments of happiness while traveling? please
having moments of happiness while traveling? please
Hope and change? four more years of this shit and I hope I have some change left.
Oh you go tO acphs Please complAin some more
sO i DIDN'T COPY & PASTE THAT DEATH WARNING i gUESS I'M DYING TONIGHT
Soooo... how's school?
Hope and change? four more years and I hope I have some change.
only male oompa loompas? what are you suggesting?
I SAW YOUR NEW PICTURE ON INSTA YOU DO KNOW YOU CAN KEEP TRYING UNTIL YOU LOOK CUTE RIGHT?
Oh your school is racially diverse? How many white people went to homecoming?
Oh
Please Proceed
SO you declARE YOURSELF TO BE AN ATHIEST WHEN YOUR 2ND NAME IS CHRISTMAS
Oh
Oh
please tell me more about your family problems
oh
oh
you only drop in pugs? It must be ruff not having any friends to play with
OH YOU USED ME AS A MEME TELL ME AGAIN HOW YOU USED THE WRONG THEIR
So you say your good at COD tell me your hack
so you've never seen star wars? tell me more about how cool and popular you must be
you mean to say government intervention is incapable of creating jobs? that must be why we're stealing them all from china.
So you support small government? Tell me more about how you want to ban abortion
So you smoke weed every day ? you must really be a badass
oh you're listening to music? you should definitely sing outloud
i see your choice for president is far superior than mine tell me all about how the electoral college is a conspiracy theory again
oh so you say obama did nothing? please tell me what he did
so your white but love black guys where's your wheelchair
So you think using city populations is the way to go?
Tell Me again How you won all of those bike races without using drugs
oh
Really
so you are telling me you had no sex
So you're a california memes fb page admin tell me more about how your memes are related to the Golden state
Oh
Oh
Your status update is brilliant! now let me explain how to use your
So i see you are a comedian tell me more about how much laughs I gave
Asi que vaz en el plancarte  dime que se siente rezar dia y noche
pRESIDENT OBAMA CALLED THE DEATHS OF 4 AMERICANS IN bENGHAZI 'NOT OPTIMAL'? OF COURSE. HE THINKS ANYTHING THAT HURTS HIS RE-ELECTION CHANCES IS NOT OPTIMAL...
tell me again how you won all those bike races without taking anything
i see you have a magikarp you must be new here
jadi lo bilang lo bukan cewe murahan? kalo gitu kasih tau gw gimana caranya harga diri lo bisa gratis
Four Americans Died? Tell me how that's 'Not Optimal.'
SO YOU LOST YOUR GIRLFRIEND? TELL ME HOW DRIVING PST HER HOUSE 50 TIMES A DAY WILL WIN HER BACK?/
Your a pimp
Oh
YOLO YOU  OVERACHIEVER  LONELY  OUTCAST
So you are a med student tell me more how it feels to be a doctor
Oh so you want to be a rock musician Tell me more about how reece mastin is your idol
CCC... kARO KARO AKO NE SPOMNES GZ
binders full of womeN? Do tell
So much time and so little to do. Wait a minute. Strike that. Reverse it. binders full of women
RANGERS ARE GAY? TELL ME ABOUT YOUR BUS PASS
oh you're in rotc? tell me more about your contribution to society
So the united states is a puppet master? Please
you think taxpayers should pay for your birth control how about closing your legs
SO YOU MADE THE LIGHTEST BODY ARMOUR OUT OF COCONUT FIBRE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW THAT WILL STOP A BULLET
Oh SO YOU GOT ERECTION PROBLEMS TELL ME HOW'S JARI'S FAULT AGAIN
cocaine billy... what your mom does is cocaine...
You buy used jordans for 300? I buy new nike shox for 50
you broke up with him BECAUSE he deserves better? tell me more about how your new boyfriend meets your lower standards
You bought indulgences? Tell me more about where god said you can buy your way out of sin
oh
You think love has no age ? But Really you're just a hoe...
Oh
tell me again how the yankees are going to sweep the tigers...
I call it a candidate binder
So
i just love when ariel stops to talk to me
so you think nicki minaj is talented? please tell me about your lifelong dream of earning a high school diploma.
so your name is adam arbogast and you support obama and gay marriage ?
OH REALLY
If yoU're So concerned about women's rights
emang mau banget ngaceng beudd cyinn
'This manuscript needs a major overhaul' Really? Can you be a little more specific?
OH YOU BROUGHT A TATTOO GUN OFF EBAY? YOU MUST BE A GREAT TATTOOIST THEN
So i can get a iphone 5s  But on the box it says iPad
Governor Romney was off topic? you don't say
OH YOU'RE WATCHING THE DEBATES TONIGHT? its adorable that you think there's actually a difference between obama and romney
oh you're watching the debates tonight? please post on my facebook wall telling me how one scumbag is better than the other
I heard that you guys kissed..... wuz it naise?
oh so you hate your government  tell me who gives you money each week
Oh so you listen to skrillex? tell me more about how you love dubstep
oh
Oh you're not jayy von monroe? tell me more about how you want to ask me out
Hey kid wanna pocket like it's hot?
tell me more how you dont have sex on the first date... as you sit in my house by candlelight with barry white playing...
so you're jenna jame and you support mitt romney for president tell me again about how your faith guides your decision
C'est Bien !!!  mais je m'en contrebranle en fait
so you say the new microsoft phone comes in 5 colors tell me again how this will help them beat the iphone
so you posted the lecture slides ? well 10:37 the night before is not good enough
So... Rivers
Oh so you ride a penny? please tell me more about how you ride it instead of using it for fashion
Oh you wouldn't date me because i am not RELIGIOUS? and now your dating an ATHEIST. Good job.
OH SO YOU TROLL HESKEY PLEASE DON'T STOP
oh so u defeat a fully exclusive guy did the guy had relics
Oh
You think facebook and everyone on it are annoying? tell me about that other tab you have open
please continue... Your status updates are so highly original.
our country isn't what it used to be? please tell me more about how my generation is to blame
So you're not picking up Black ops 2? Please
So the Koch brothers think they can limit their employees political freedom? Tell me again how they're attempting to restore American values.
Just broke up Yes. tell me all about how wonderful your boyfriend is
OH
Oh
So you are tired of all of the political posts on my wall? Please tell me more about your pets and the food you are eating.
you frequent 9gag and reddit? tell me again how you understand memes so much
SO
What if I told you that cancer was a Pleomorphic fungi that cannot survive in an alkaline environment? Oh
I see you wear northface and ugg boots Your sense of style must be so original
tengok aku pon boleh
oh you're the highest paid dod member? the army football team must be really good
makke on hetero you're kidding right?
It is possible you will not escape my factory
oh
oh
what the fu*k does nathan  with his shitty computer
so Mr. Romney you want two wars Will your five sons follow in your footsteps to France
a man with an ironed voice-box in class? tell me more about this ashok from base
So you say that your green energy plans would help the economy? TEll me more about Solyndra...
OH
Oh so you play Shredsauce continue to tell me about your skiing
Oh
EXCUSE ME WHILE I JUDGE YOU
Oh
Oh
Freshmen Tell me more about how superior you are to middle schoolers
Oh you watched the video about Amanda Todd's  on YouTube You must know so much about her life
OH SO YOU SENT ANOTHER EMAIL ABOUT PROBLEMS THAT HAVE BEEN BROUGHT TO YOUR ATTENTION YOU MUST BE SO GOOD AT YOU JOB
So you likeD a stop bullying page on Facebook Tell me more on how you made a difference
so you've discovered breaking bad is the cutting edge as sharp as they say?
So you hate willy wonka Memes tell me all about all youR witty internet diatribes
Oh
You're not currently holding a paying job? Tell me more about how you can send your kids to private school
YOU ONLY LIVE FOR TODAY? tell me more about how that will pay your bills 10 years from now
Oh
Oh
You're a person of color who doesn't agree with gay rights? Tell me more about how someone had to fight for your equality.
Oh i heard you like to sling tuddies You must be the best madden player ever.
SO YOU THINK JOE BIDEN IS SMART? TELL ME HOW MUCH 800 MILLION BILLION IS.
Oh AP doesnt have cameras anymore? Tell me more about how to stop theft when im stacking customers
So
You have 2 kids
sooo. how u doin
Oh
Michal to nie imie michal to glupi fiut
you post a picture of jesus on facebook guess im going to hell for not liking it
oh
Yes
LSU lost because it was too hot and humid? tell me more how louisiana is cooler and more arid than florida
So
so
Oh
sO YOU DRIVE YOUR CAR TO SCHOOL? pLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU CARE FOR THE ENVIRONMENT
I...uhmmm JUST HACKED UR ACCOUNT
So you want your app expedited through the review process? Tell me again how you know tim cook?
Oh you think the american auto industry needs to be saved tell me more about your foreign car
Nobody In Pueblo Works. They All have iphone 5's. Seems legit.
oh
so youre an athlete you say?
so you hate social media tell me why you need a data plan for your cell phone and computer
oh
so you're a first semester sociology student? please tell me how you know allllll about the world's problems
Oh you have a hard schedule? please tell me more about your history classes
so you're having a bad day today... I bet you think you're special
So you liked his picture? you might have a chance now
Oh
Oh
Oh Tell me again  how birdy wrote skinny love
Oh is this new supreme x tnf ? Looks like shit !
So you tag cameraman in a post swearing you'll beat him up when you see him well he is at club curves in long beach every friday night
oh
oh
oh
Oh he sent some sexist text messages? Tell me more about how much that offends you tony.
si quieres divertirte y aprender mas de Cristo ve al grupo la roca
What? I've been working in the garden? I love fresh cabbage.
so meho resolved a case tell me more about the other 400 cases still open
So
willy wonka who else thinks my name sounds... strange....
Me Dvonte gay?ha never Now stfu and blow me
oh so hugo chavez won presidential elections again? please tell me more about your democracy concept
oh
oh
You make OMELETS nathan?  tell me all about flipping the omelet
So
so interracial relationships can lead to more differences and ARGUMENTS? tell me more about how divorces and fighting between couples don't exist in a same race relationship
I think taking over countries and bullying others into submission is so cool... tell me more about the U.S. government and its policies on freedom
so you like the old cartoon network. humor mw with how unfunny it is.
You listen To dubstep right? Skrillex and deadmau5 right?
oh you can wobble? please tell me how this will enhance your chances for the state tournament.
oh you know the difference between your and you're? nono
guess what? your ma
Oh so you own a pink floyd tshirt? Tell me again how many of their songs you know
Oh so you're in grove st? please tell me more about how good your rp is
are u thai? sukisuki 5 dollah?
So tell me again about this fantastic desalination plant of yours
hi im best mates with garry glitter
saying i only throw kunais and miss? have you even watched the latest episodes
oh
Dogs love me too but it's not because I put peanut butter on my balls
So cristiano scored a hat trick tell me how does it feel that messi has scored 5 goals in one game and your idol hasn't
Oh
learning all the 7th chords is easy you say? tell me more about your vast knowledge of the Am and E chords
eqde
High Gas prices
You got pretty hands fat boy
Oh so you were 'Born this way'? Was the guy with the full body zombie tattoos born with them?
You're separating from CFS because you don't agree with their politics? Tell me more about how CArleton students are allowed to leave CUSA for the same reason
So the harbour's full of port jackos?? Wont catch Jew there
bacteria are a species? please tell me more...
Oh
your sister is hot....... but your mom does that thing with her tongue
So you tHINK SCHOOL SUCKS? HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF SPRING SESSION.
asi que kaneca
asi ke te llamas cristina... dime... ke se siente ser tan sexy?
OH
so you went to a bay dog trial please tell me what it felt like when your dog caught the pig?
you spend your money on hats? Tell me more about your INTERESTING life
Oh
Wow! hai l' Iphone 5? ora vuoi un applauso?
Oh so you took BTEC PE? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FUTURE CAReER
Imagination? Oh
Oh you just bought the new a-Class? What a luxury car!
Oh so you say you got 'S.w.a.g'? Secretly.we.are.gay!
oh
Oh
so you buy resident evil 6 tell me what it feel's to play such a great game
Your parents dosent want to get you that game you wanted? tell me how your life is so miserable.
oh
So you think 2.0.7 will be stable?
so your upset pbs might lose it's funding i guess you'll have to teach your children how to hate conservatives
So Kohl's Changed their return policy tell me more how purchases in which Kohl's Cash coupons were tendered will result in an adjusted refund amount.
Please... tell me how exceptionally mediocre you are
Oh nickelback has a new song? does it sound like all the rest of them?
oh you want white paint? tinted white? that makes prefect sense!
oh
Oh so you're the learning channel please tell me what shows like honey boo boo teach us.
u no whats in them gobstoppers My rectal waste
Methamphetamine and thc are both chemicals? and you said meth was a drug ;D
So you're a moderate? tell me all about how nonconformist you are from either party line
please tell me what you thought about the debate oh really...is that so?
Oh you believe in justice Tell me more about your views on abortion?
So
oh
Oh you've been coughing?  Please tell me about how you need immediate medical attention
Oh
Oh so you can dance to Gangnam Style? please
so you think one piece sucks? So Tell me when you can have the gum gum devil fruit powers and kick ass?
So you think one piece sucks? So tell me the next time when you get devil fruit powers and kick ass.
Oh please
Oh so you think the president is a moron and you have awesome ideas?  Tell me about all the important things you have ever been in charge of
Oh
oh
MAybe I should open a lolly factory in Thailand Their child sex laws aRe a lot more lenient
You watched the presidential Debate? Please
So you watched a 2 hour PRESIDENTIAL debate please tell me more on how you know so much about politics
Oh you cant answer my original question? teLL me more about how you are bettering americas education
You're watching the presidential debate? You must be quite the expert on politics now
so you think getting your 11 year old a iphone was a good idea? please tell me how you're not shtoopt
So you're against the anti-cybercrime act? Please
guessed gangnam style on songpop? you must be an international music critic
oh
Oh thats a nice gucci purse still selling foodstamps huh!!
oh
Oh you added more magnesium to the solution? please tell me more about how long we're going to have to wait for it to change into copper.
Oh so sheev's in diesel mechanics tell me more on how to change spark plugs on a diesel
mike vick killed dogs and you're a vet tech? tell me more about how you sleep at night.
Oh its october 3rd? tell me more about how stupid you are for posting a staus about it
Oh you got swag ? please tell me about all your kush
you had another child? you must be a responsible adult.
Oh
so
oh
You look like you've lost weight new girlfriend can't cook
Oh so the former portuguese 1st minister is now at Paris Tell me again about his licentiate degree in civil engineering
oh you finally found a girlfriend? tell me how did you meet her
Oh you have long hair and Lennon glasses Please tell me more about how you know everything about music
Tell me
'Trickle Down' doesn't work? Please explain to me how business expands without creating jobs
so eagles fans are psyched about beating the giants? that's cool Giants fans get psyched about winning superbowls.
MAKE A BOLD STATEMENT ON FACEBOOK? ATTACK
Hey i just met you
Adult ADHD when driving 45 mph makes you want to play tetris to pass the time
JERRY shep-ar-diiiinii
OH SO YOURE A DUBSTEP PRODUCER YOU MUST BE GREAT AT SITING INFRONT OF THE COMPUTER ALLDAY
Fagnar
OH
You got a bounce back? Tell me about it
oh so you are upset I'm still around please tell me more about how you need me here tomorrow
You don't like my picture with 'your girl?' Tell me why she didn't mention you
so your favorite president is obama please tell me of another president other than george washington
oh
so the eagles beat the giants? tell me more about how the dream team is going to dominate the playoffs
So i heard you use adsense you must make so much money
oh please go on about howim a peasent but youll never be better than me
So your pickup Box doesnt have any dents or scratches? Please tell me about all of the things that you haul
oh you joined the military? tell me how you had the balls to become a MP
Oh
Oh so you refer to your favorite NFL team as 'my' team please tell me how someone from the lower middle class can own an nfl franchise
Oh so your dad makes $125
you thing i'm crazy well
oh so your not stupid  tell me more about how your 17 and dropped out of the 9th grade
You are going to both leakycons? Please continue to tell me how poor you are
Nice smile you got there I've seen the exact same one in all your pics
oh
SO YOU SMOKE WEED? YOU MUST BE INSANELY POPULAR
So you believe the world will end in december Tell me more about how naive and gullible you are
I know you want the D
These random topics are so funny.
oh tim tebow is the best player in the nfl? tell me more about how your'e a football expert
A WIĘC M&#211;WISZ ŻE BARDZO MNIE NIENAWIDZISZ? ; /
Oh so you think giants are going to beat the eagles? PLEASE TELL ME WHEN THE LAST TIME YOU BEAT THEM... DON'T WORRY
The university of oregon is awesome? please tell me more
HA-ha-HA OXyGEN Media
m'tha arditi une kurr nuk rrej e kshyra niher
you post those 'oh no you didn't' comments? please
OH
Trust me
oh
Once you go black you never go back? Oh.. You must not have met lee dial.
Oh
oh the backup tape was bad? why dont we just let the entire state know
oh
NAIR &#201; PRO A MANDAR DESCULPAS? FALA-ME DO QU&#195;O ELA SUCEDE NESSAS DESCULPAS
Oh you're at howl o'scream please tell more about how lame it is
2011-Bronco Fan.  2012- Jets Fan Wonder who you're in love with.
oh so you like bad boys how did that workout?
plasma-wigwood tell me when the nonsense ends
so you love psy? Name one song of his apart from gangnam style.
Oh I shouldn't vote for Johnson because he doesn't have a chance of winning? tell me more about how confident you are ROmney has a chance without my support
SO YOU LOVED THE EXPENDABLES 2 BUT NOT THE DARK KNIGHT RISES TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR GREAT TASTE IN MOVIES
Oh
Oh you think dc is way better than marvel Please
Oh so your intelligent since you know what sarcasm is? tell me more about how the wrong contraction was used.
Ohhhh
Oh
oh you have over 500 friends on facebook? tell me again how you've met every single one of them in person
Oh
So you have an aerospoke wheel on your fixed gear?? Please tell me again how much better it is for riding on the road than at a velodrome.
SO YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY FOR IT? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU GOT LUNCH TODAY
Oh
Oh
so you refer to your pets as children tell me more about how great of a parent you are
Oh
So romney wants to control your womb and get rid of the PPaca? Tell me more about how that justifies obama's warmongering and attacks on civil liberties..
oH yOU'RE jUAN'S tEAM lEAD
Oh you're tired? You must be exhausted of all that nothing you've been doing
So u say that cannabis kills? Tell me how many people u know died because of cannabis?
my asu is down? tell me more about how much homework you must be doing
oh you need the iphone 5? just like you need food and water?
O so your a girl? tell me how your always right.
Oh
YOU'RE AN UPPERCLASSMEN IN COLLEGE?  tELL ME AGAIN HOW IMPORTANT AND HOW MUCH LIFE EXPERIENCE YOU HAVE AGAIN.
oh you have something snarky to say about marketing and arthur's day? Please tell us more about the brand-free utopia you normally live in
oh so you like red wine? tell me more about those tannins
e cosi' ti sei laureato in ingegneria chimica? bello! prendo un mc toast e una coca grazie
so
please tell me about All these hacking things you know
ENT&#195;O QUER DIZER QUE VOC&#202; QUER SA&#218;DE PRA PIRANGA? &#201; F&#193;CIL
Oh
oh so you got an iphone 5 today? tell me more about how much better it is than the iphone 4s
so you're telling me that the internet explorer was very fast please tell me where was it..attached to bugatti veyron or audi r8
you are an idiot? Please tell me more about how idiot you're
So ... bottom
Oh
Soooo... are you going to gothemo on october 13th?
Girls like that don't get periods They get pregnant
You say he got a homerun? did you say that was the patriots or flyers?
You say that the seahawks sacked rodgers 9 times? tell me again why they still needed the refs to hand them the game?
Oh your at a friends house? Facebook must be a  fun activity
I heard you like wu-tang name every original member
oh
oh jadi kamu bisa bahasa jawa? bisa minta tolong kasih tahu kata kata selain 'jancok' ?
Doing Insanity? Please
you're not playing any more beta until the economy is fixed? rosa parks would be so proud
Rowing isnt a sport? Please tell me when AFL is in the olympics.
you say the packers only lost becase of the replacement officials? tell me again how those dirty refs sacked aaron rodgers nine times
Oh You don't Like Chik-fil-a now? Why don't you start chik-fil-haaay!
There are some Refs you prefer? Do Share all the Great Memories
so taking pics of yourself in the mirror makes us think you have a big butt? maybe its because you sitting on a sink in all of them.
Oh you send nudes?  Tell me how that worKs out for you?
Oh
so you gave your ex another chance tell me more about how it'll be different this time
Oh
Oh 
Oh
Dosing before downloading? enjoy auburn hills!
oh
Oh you think olic won't play? Guess i won't see him on the field then
oH kyle reordered your fantasy team? tell me how well that worked out...
So you two met on a hookup site? you must have so much in common
Oh you work on the salesfloor now? tell me again how bad ass you are
sex yes
Oh
oh mac miller you aren't a hipster but you can make hips stir? Well i'm not water but i'll still drown you.
oh so you listen to rianna  so
JOKES ON YOU I SHIT MY PANTS
oh so you support man city tell me how you supported them before they were rich
cos&#236; &#232; iniziata l'universit&#224; eh prova a indovinare quanto me ne freghi
i see u love the steelers eddie please tell me what happen today
nerds rope
Oh
Oh
You think you know more about diabetes then an actual diabetic? yeah
oh you wear airwalk snapbacks? tell me how that makes you look cool?
Oh
so you are telling me  liverpool will win
Yes i understand your pc is not responding but i won't let you exit
you document all your 'firsts' as a couple with pictures on facebook? tell us more about your cute and perfect relationship that everyone should be aware of
your parents bought you an iphone 5  your parents must hate you so much
You wouldn't apply heat to a volumetric flask. that's what a boiling flask is for.
Oh
Please.  . Tell me how your week was worse than mine
oh
Oh
oh you wear a cap sideways? tell me more about how girls can't get enough of your swag
This is the Off-Topic forum Your point is invalid
So you like candy
So beebee tell me How gay you really are
So you love Mr. Frank Ocean do you? What about the other 100 thousands girls and boys that want him.
OH it says gay marriage is a sin in the bible? wonderful
so you share hate posts on facebook? tell me how devoted you are for your religion
oh
That awkward moment when you meet somebody... You've only ever talked to on Facebook
oh you say you are good at fifa? what difficulty do you play at?
Oh
Oh you play computer instead of console? what was your first game? diablo 3?
your mom kisses you with the same mouth that she gives blow jobs to your dad
OH YOU LIKE FOZZEY AND VANC? NAME A SONG OTHER THAN PERFECT COUPLE
JADI LU HAFAL CERITA  KOMIK DORAEMON? COBA LU CERITAIN ISI DARI AL'QURAN! -__-
Oh
You put 15 lines of x's to your Boyfriend? Tell me more about how real and complete your love is
ooh so you're 18? tell me hom much you been through life.
so you are a Bachata expert now? please name 5 bachata artist excluding romeo and prince royce
So you tripped over a curb tell me more about how you're such a parkour master
so You're a second gen? please tell me more about your lack of original sin
you blocked me on facebook please tell me more about how you're not butthurt
tell me how xzibit meme is not funny at all
i know
So you like smoking then have a whole carton of chocolate factory
oh
So now facebook wants to charge page owners to use facebook offers... tell me more about how facebook is screwing over small business owners
Oh you don't have bartlow for math? Please tell me how you got just a lecture for not bringing your book.
In high school you wouldn't sleep with me because you didn't want to ruin our friendship Good call
PLEASE TELL ME HOW POLITICALLY KNOWLEDGABLE YOU ARE FROM WATCHING ALL THAT CABLE NEWS
So you distrust blacks? Tell me again how much you love Jesus
I don't KNOW WHO WILL WILL THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION bUT I DO KNOW MORE THAN 300 MILLION AMERICANS WILL BE THE LOSERS
Oh
and free healthcare ...for my unicorn too?
Too busy for zbiorka? please tell me more about how much you have to do in grade 9
oh
Oh so you're a pot head? Please post some pictures of weed
oh
ah you have systema internals in your aeg please tell me how that will out range my ptw
Oh you are already done reading PSG's palmares? That must be quite a massive one...
SO YOUR GOING GREEN HOWS YOUR CORPORATEJOB GOING
oh you're getting turn by turn navigation? tell me more about how your phone is cutting edge
Oh so your a 49ers fAN? tELL ME HOW MANY OTHER BANDWAGON FANS YOU HAVE
all that work for my golden ticket your dentist must be very proud
OH YOU DON'T GO TO YOUNG LIFE CLUB? YOU MUST HAVE SUCH GREAT MONDAY NIGHTS.
oH YOU'RE A VAULT HUNTER? TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR SEARCH FOR VAULTS
I see
SO YOU WEAR TIE DYE? TELL ME ABOUT HOW HIPSTER YOU ARE.
Oh so you think that weed is bad? Have some morphine and Anti depressants
oh
oh So you go to thomas hassall? tell me how your parents feel about the Ipad situation
oh you like bob marley? tell me how you know so much about reggae music and smoking weed
oh you use linux? tell me about how much gaming you do
trying to look like nic damianou? you must be so popular
Raiders have great run defense and a better RB? tell me more about how they stopped reggie bush
Oh
Oh
Posting pictures of your money Please Tell me how rich you are
I see you carrying that cumbersome backpack at 1 Am on Saturday You must be Lehman Library's #1 Fan
oh
Oh
OH
Come over here  i'll give you some candy
oh
Oh you beat the Cleveland Browns? Tell me again how you're a good team.
Hensem eh si asri ah cute lagi tu
Oh
OH
Oh you complain at me for posting bad pictures Tell me more about how you a savoir to facebook
So you think george martin kills all the caracters? tell me how many times you read the silmarillion
So you're a Cowboys fan? Please tell us again how great your team was in the 70s and 80s.
oh
DID I HEAR YOU SAY TIM TAMS?
oh
So you're getting married? please update me everyday on facebook about it
Oh
you want a good man but you dumped the last guy for no reason go on
oh your business is munis please
So you didn't get an iphone to your birthday? tell me more about youre awful childhood!
lOWERING YOUR TAURUS? TELL ME ABOUT THE LOW LIFE YOU LIVE
You lIKED A PICTURE ON FACEBOOK? tELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR WORK ON CURING CANCER
You like to argue with people on facebook? Please tell me how you lost.
wanna know a secret? you make me cream
you don't know who Lindsay lettow is? you must be new here
OH sO you're a die hard liverpool supporter?.. please tell me when last did they win the league or any other 'major' trophies
So Spotify is unique? Then tell me more about Shopify
So tell me again how you still think animal products are healthy.. ..and yet you're still living with chronic illness.
so you try to pull chicks by buying them hot chocolates? hows that working out?
oh so its ok to destroy your country and riot over a POLITICALLY incorrect film how uncivilized
So
Lets be more open and honest otherwise im going to fart on your pillow and give you pink eye
PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU CAN BUY FANCY CARS  bUT CANT PROVIDE FOR YOUR KIDS?
Oh you're so funny ordering a big mac.. but we only sell real burgers here
Oh really? Tell me more about how badly you want a boyfriend.
oh so you're a blood or crip in australia please tell me more about what its like in compton
Oh
SO You made a consending wonka meme how original
i watch you wonk your willy
So you're bored
So you thought it was a good idea to have pebble sidewalks at uh? i hope you slip and fall on your ass when it rains.
uhhhhhhhhh jace
Oh
PLease
So you are a band kid? tell me more about how you can kick orchestra kids out of the orchestra room.
So you pre-ordered iphone 5  you must be very dissappointed right now
YOU AND ALL YOUR FRIENDS ARE DJS? pLEASE
oh
Oh
oh you've started your ia? tell me how screwed you are.
so there you sit broken hearted
Says he is going to make a long story short tells a long story
Oh
lIVERPOOL IS THE BEST TELL ME LAST TIME YOU WON EPL
oh you take the elevator to the 2nd floor? and you wonder why everyone hates you?
Oh you are a football expert are you? Tell me how you thought Drogba was frome Ireland
so you want the government out of your uterus and then you vote for govt funded abortions?
so you say you can haka? why not try it with skrillex
so you won last place in the slowest division
So ea was rated the worst company in america? tell me how much you loved the endings of mass effect 3 again
O you wrote RIP victims of 911 tell me more about how much you care every other day of the year
Oh
Its warm but overcast? let's talk more about the weather like we are friends
So you believe 9/11 was an inside job after watching a documentary please tell us more about your top level security clearance with the cia and your ph.d in structural engineering
So you play call of duty? tell me about your knowledge on guns.
SO
oh
Your the SAME PERSON Who wanted me to vote bush id love to hear you opinion on this one
Oh
oh
oh
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Oh
oh you got an A+ tell me how you studied all week
Oh you're getting the Iphone 5 you must be so technological advance
WRZUCI?ES SMIESZNY FILMIK IMPONUJESZ MI
OH
Oh
look at me
pra ti po me thua qe nuk studion se te duket vetja i fort dhe mendon se kjo esht per budallenjt me trego pak cila do jet vegla e preferuar ne te ardhmen 
Oh really tell me more about that
you think a small cabal of zionists run america tell us more about your hatred for jewish people
so you think iran is pursuing nuclear proliferation for peaceful civil means tell me more about how they engage in proxy warfare against israel
You remembered 9/11 long enough to post something on a social media site? You must be such a patriot
SO PHIL DUNN IS GAY OHH I SOO KNEW IT
you say lil wayne and drake are two of the greatest rappers ever? oh
you say lil wayne and drake are two of the greatest rappers ever? Oh
So you switched to godaddy for 'stability' how is that working out for ya?
Oh you are a cdm? you must be a rockstar
you barely beat the cleveland browns on week one? tell me more about how you are going to win the superbowl
So you like eminem's songs? tell me more about how you know everything about him after hearing not afraid.
oh
OH
SO you think your religion is the best eh? tell that to the thousands of other denominations
so you're expecting some little blue pills from a foreign country? do share won't you?
Oh
Oh you only give blowjobs to those who ask nicely looks like your gonna have a bright future
is that?? u think i am a dump . . .
So you cut yourself for attention tell me if it was worth it
Oh
oh the redskins win their first game?? please tell me more about how theyre the best in the league
george bush is responsible for 9/11? show me all the secret documents you have to back that theory up.
oh
yu not tell me i use wrong meme?
Oh
TELL US AGAIN ABOUT ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS WHO WE'VE NEVER MET
i SEE YOU FINISHED THE ANATOMY HOMEOWORK pLEASE TELL ME HOW YOU HAVE NO INTERNET
Oh
my political posts drive you crazy? Tell me more about football.
SENDING WELL WISHES VIA FACEBOOK TO PEOPLE NOT ON FACEBOOK I'M SURE THEY APPRECIATE THAT!
Didnt you know  Peter Easton  USED TO SUPPORT RANGERS
oH YOU HAVE SWAG? mCDONALDS MUST HAVE A PROMISING CAREER
YOU THINK BORN THIS WAY FLOPPED? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW MDNA SOLD A MILLION COPIES IT'S FIRST WEEK.
So you invented memes? tell me more about how they benefit society
You think suzanne collins and stephanie meyer are great authors? tell me more about how you've never read a chuck palahniuk novel.
so u think u fool ur friend by only keeping in touch with him beacuse u might need him for favours tell me how u know he isn't reading this right now and already knows that ur just full of it
you need financial aid? niu financial aid office: not our job
You like LINKIN PARK? YOU'RE SUCH A METALHEAD
Hmmmm.... Tell Me more about your video game exploits!!!
So you failed remedial english? Home schooled
you wear rapha? you must take your helmet off on the climbs
oh
Oh
Oh
So
OH you race cyclocross? Tell me all about your time in the pain cave
Oh
Oh
Oh
oh
You'll owe big from your loans and it won't be your imagination....
Oh
Oh
Michelle swears barack doesn't believe in 'us versus them'. Watches in wonder as his entire campaign is about 'us versus them'.
you are a developer so you must be really smart
Oh
so you think that by writing 'I'm so ugly' on your fb picture will make you pretty?
so you like to ask girls about dicks tell me more about your conversations with women
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Tell me more about the other candidate's lies with an article by a member of your own party
oh
Oh
Oh
just started teaching here in tangara? HOw about you spend your whole first lesson telling us about your backpacking trip to europe last year
Oh
We have a new one man team and its not the gooners! know what i mean
oh jadi si iqbal cjr nembak nabilah jkt48 kasih tau gue mau gue potong berapa cm tuh kotolnya si iqbal...
Unitec's for dropouts? Tell me more about your career in shuffling
oh
you had a three way? i had a 4 way.
OH YOU POSE WITH YOUR HAND ON YOUR HIP IN EVERY PHOTO? YOU MUST THINK THATS CUTE
So you love life atm tell me more about how you hate life when things don't go your way
OH YOU'Re a great player? tell me more about how you only use meta.
so you love the song i don't like tell me how my taste in music is the worst in the world
so you made it through your first show alive tell me more of how perfect of a musician you are
OH
So you fell in love? i think 17 is the perfect age... when's the wedding?
AMERICA ISN'T DOING SO GOOD? TIME TO BLAME EVERY PRESIDENT AND IGNORE LEGISLATURE
Oh
OH
oh you want to see how many people like apple? tell me again how you went to a forum whose members aren't 90% android users
So
Oh you think Mormons can't drink caffeine? TELL ME how you know more about my religion than i do.
national champions
oh so you think mitt romney is a good presidential candidate tell me when was the last time a politician actually did what he promised?
so you just want to be friends tell me how we will never speak again
Oh
so you listen to chelsea grin tell me more about how there music is so complex
so you talked to your president tell me more
Oh
Oh
OH
So you're a freshman in college? tell me all about how you're a professional drinker
oh so you're looking at my screen from behind tell me how is it more important than the lecture
Bush wasn't invited to your convention? Please let me vote for you so you won't be invited to the next one.
oh
Oh so 'The MAN' is keeping you down? Please
region two managers think Leverkusen
so you went to turkey once ?  tell me how that makes you half turkish now ?
oh
So you think gay devotees are unnatural? tell me again how gauranga sat on a swing and embraced gadadhara all night long
Oh so you display all your superficial things on INSTAGRAM? YOU MUST NOT BE LONELY
You viewed my post after I deleted you? Tell me more about how I don't have a life
So you think gay devotees are unnatural? tell me again how krishna licked butter off his friends' lips
So you think gay devotees are unnatural? Tell me again how krishna licked butter from his friends' lips
So yo voted ola for mr. grady? Hows that going?
well... would you just look at it.
jadi penggemar sma*h tuh maho semua ya?? untung gw cuma denger lagunya doang
your pc crashed? oh do tell that story again..
So you're going to ibiza on holiday? You must be so cool
my writing is illegible plase tell me how you had to write 3 essays in 2 hours
so your in rose please tell me more about how you smashedgordon in the athletics carnival
Fascinating tale Please tell it again
Explain again how the bible is pro-slavery
oH
OH TODAY WAS YOUR FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL ? TELL US HOW IT WENT AND WHAT DID YOU LIKE AND WHAT DID YOU HATE ?
So you Can Play Chopin you must a virtuoso
SO YOU'RE GOING TO RIDE OUT THE HURRICANE AT HOME MIND IF I BORROW YOUR NEW FLATSCREEN?
Mt.Red is down again? Tell me more about how the service you don't pay for isn't working for you.
Wow
oh so you banned me? please tell  me more about how i'm going to stay banned
oh so you 'sunk' xlite? please tell me more on how we can't recover
oh
You wrote your very own memE? You must be so proud
Oh yOUR A KINGS FAN? PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT HOW YOU LIKED THEM BEFORE WINNING THE STANLEY CUP
so your names tim? Shut up
Oh look
So you are coloring panels from Xros wars manga tell me how it feels knowing that the manga exist when it had already finished 5 months ago
Oh so you got game? Please tell how facebook stalking helps out with that
gets mad over the word 'buddy' please tell me more about your lack of butthurt
your name is ins4n1t3y sc0p3zz please tell me more about how much of a professinal sniper you are
You smoke with your kids in the Car? please tell me how much you care about their health.
Oh so you still zooted? Plea...HAHAHAHAHA
So you hated the ending of Mass effect 3? Tell me more on how you're entitled to something created by someone else.
O YOU ARE LOOKING FORWARD TO GTA AND COD TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A GAMER YOU ARE
oh your wearing aviator sunglasses so tell me what part you played in top gun
So you work for nexon? tell me about how you're going to hack me.
Oh you have a political OPINION? please tell me about how you posted that shit on facebook
Soooo  You wanna play guild wars 2 eh?
so you dont want to come out? please
So I am arrogant for saying I don't know everything? Please tell me how humble you are for saying you know everything.
you think the crows can with flag? tell me more of your AFL experience
so you're wearing a nike shirt? Tell me more about your athletic prowess
So you just watched 3 episodes of desperate housewives? pls Tell me more about how you think you can compare that with you own life
tired of walking? shit in your shoe and slide awhile
so you had all your money put in your ex's account? tell me more about how he needs an atm in his driveway
Oh So you've been published in vogue? tell me more about how you've been featured on their photovogue blog
oh you always carry a bible around? tell me more about how much cooler it makes you
You lose your wife? BOY HAVE YOU LOOKED AT ME?!
INspiration you'll never find it
Oh you seen the avengers and The dark knight please tell me more about how your such a comic book expert now
coome with meeeee
come with meee
you can push-up slide with no helmet? Tell me more on how you think you can bomb maryhill now.
william branham was all wrong? tell me again how god vindicated your message.
Oh
OH
Karoke PLUS $1 draws on Shiner ANd Shock top?  Of Course I'll be at Bishops tonight!
Oh
Oh so you're in a death-core metal band in jacksonville? PLease
Augusta national finally allowed woman in its golf club? Tell me again how advanced our civilization is
ASI QUE ERES ANTRAXX  DIME QUE SE SIENTE SER TAN CHINGON
Oh so you do crossfit? no please show me pictures of you laying on the floor
SO YOUR RESULTS ARE THE SAME FOR TWO YEARS IN A ROW NOW? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR SUPERIOR WORKOUT REGIME!
so you liked throw that? tell me more about your fantastic taste in music
The shed are having a party and the dees are in their bed
OH! SO YOU Like Farewell my love? please
Oh so you created a meme? How original
YOU'VE WRITTEN A BOOK WITH EVERY CHURCH BELL IN THE WORLD IN IT? TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FASCINATING LIFE.
Oh You Wrote a paper on cowboys You Must Know Everything About them
Oh
Oh so you sent the text to MAv you must be very prepered
So I heard you were looking for cocaine
$2.12 in way2save checking? You must be quite the investor.
Frankly my dear ! I DON'T give a damn
oh
oh
So tell me more about this Crimson Tide It sounds like a horrible disease
Wanna touch my wonka?
Ohh you caught a bara Please tell me how your a fisherman.;
sO bRENDAN DO YOU THINK YOU'LL SURVIVE LONG ENOUGH TO 'REVOLUTIONISE' LIVERPOOL?
RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE IS YOUR FAVORITE BAND? YOU ARE SO HIP
homosexuality supporters are loving and tolerant? tell me more about how they react to everything chick-fil-a posts
so you lost to north? tell me more about how you're a premiership contender
AMERICANS ARE FAT AND LAZY? LET ME GO COUNT OUR GOLD MEDALS
Oh
Oh
wow
so
so your saying man united are playing in tablecloths this season tell me something
So your afraid to go past 8 mile Tell me more about all your black friends
Oh Your In Trouble And Need Help Tell Me How Long Have You Had This 'It's Me Now It's All Different' Syndrome
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh you watch breaking bad? you must know everything about drugs
so you think i repeat the story over and over again? so tell me what year you're stuck on?
So i heard you're 4 years old Do you want to lick my lollipop?
So you took a lot of pictures of your best friend? Tell me more about your photography company.
Oh
Oh so you're original? Please Express this by posting overplayed song lyrics on facebook like everyone else.
I see you make memes.. please tell me about how you're funny
I don’t know you and you aren’t a hot chick. I am definitely going to accept your friend request.
So you didn't submit a ticket i have so much time and so little to do
oh you only know about abisha uhl because you watch girl/girl scene? please tell me more about how you love sick of sarah.
so
A blue sub you say?
You say
You disagree with my right to disagree with you? I'm ok with that
Oh
So I heard you play video games for a living Tell me how is your social life
You're 35 and lost 4 of your last 11 fights Tell me more about how you take away the title of a 25 year old undefeated CHAMPION
So the last time you fought at 205 was a loss 7 years ago TEll me more about how you can take the title anytime you want
You Haven't Voted for COTS in the 'Chase Community Giving' Contest? Oh
jadi lu seneng buat joke tentang klink tong fang? coba sebutin letak klinik tongfang dimana?
oh you criticizing me
your a ravens fan? tell me billy cundiff is doing?
You say you 'forced' your exhusband to file for divorce because that's how it's done by god's word? just how many affairs did you have on this poor sap or can you count that high?
Hey kids
OH! U R WEARing VANS & VOLCOM CLOTHES?!  Please Show me ur skills on the Board!
Tell me again how your life is messed up but you can give me love
tumi gynae labour ward e delivery korao? wow
What if I'm really a timelord And the elevator is my tardis?
I sent one of my oompa loompas to be the PRINCIPAL at your school  how is she?
oh you support man city pleas explain how you supported them before they got bought by arabs
oh Well-a well-a well-a huh tell me more about how it was love at first sight
OH
oh you travel so much and speak so many languages you must be so happy to be on facebook
SOSJI PLAYING OBJECTIVE? PLEASE TELL ME MORE
So you grew balls behind your fake twitter accounts and then deleted your shit talking when you got called out? Thank god for screen shots.
Please! TEll me more about prison life at WG
So YOur getting suspended? Naw that's cute
OH
Romney is going to put us back in chains? Please tell me more on how he's going to do that.
pseudo Patriotic PEOPLE AT WORK AGAIN? TELL ME MORE ON HOW YOUR FB POST IS GONNA SHUT THEM UP.
OH so you finally reached the highest level in cod? tell me more about your many friends
so your wearing a kilt
Oh
americans are not fat and lazy because of the olympics you say? PLEASE
oh
N&#195;O FIQUEI COM INVEJA DA CLAUDIA AFINAL EU SOU O T&#218;LIO!!!!
Their robot successfully landed on mars? still trillions of dollars in debt to china.
Oh
So i hear you're getting married next month tell me how that's supposed to make your life any better??
Oh
obsession with kellin quinn? SO Tell me
SO I hear skinny jeans aren't manly But fake tan
yOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT A WOMBY IS? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE A WOMBY
Oh your facebook messages are taking a long time to send? you'd love the 1800's
you hate obamacare
Ho
Oh
So you think a boxer can't survive in mma huh? please tell me how bad junior dos santos has been doing...
Oh
SO YOU DON'T WANT GO TO JOPRI? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR EXCITING HOLIDAY ALONE
Oh
So you like to laugh when people die of cancer tell me again how your father died?
Oh so you're a country boy huh? Tell us all about Your liFe on the ranch
oh
everyone wears obey shirts? tell me about the one your wearing
Oh wow
If I were You id listen to some jimi hall if not
If yolo was really cool... why didn't it get me through college?
buy arma 2 just to play dayz you must be new here
You have a flat billed hat? tell me more about the thug life
Oh you were a robber? you should have stayed in school webster
So you drive aMerican made? Tell me how much more country you are
marriage equality goes against the 'bible's definition?' Tell me more about This theocracy in which we live
marriage is defined as 'one man and one woman?' but
So
dumb people tell me how liking a picture will save lives
Your Shake Weight Let me borrow it
so tell me again how amazing it is to just be friends.
Oh so u finally bought a nice car So tell me what it was like to go without all those yrs.
oh you were free all evening until my other friend had to go? please tell me more about how you had sudden last minute plans instead of hanging out with me
You like music? please
level 99 in everything on runescape? tell me more about how this benefits your social life
so alan mcardle tell me... how you got flopped on again??
Oh
Oh
tell me more about your girlfriend and video games
oh you watch big brother? tell me more about your such good taste in television shows
oh
Blue
Oh you think you are clever ? Maybe you need a panama channel in your ear
So you and your boyfriend have eVerything in common Please tell me how he feels about one direction
so you say that spraying silly string in a shower is sexual harissment your logic is impeccable
Starting a facebook fight? tell me more about how tough you are
ohh you think twitter is so much better than facebook please PROCEED to tell me more
so you're not a jew. goldbergstein? show me your schlong
So you THINK MY HAIRCUT IS UNPROFESSIONAL? PLEASE TELL MORE ABOUT HOW PROFESSIONAL YOUR HIGH AND TIGHT IS
SO I HEAR YOU'RE A HUGE WIZ KHALIFA FAN... WHAT CITY WAS HE BORN IN AGAIN?
You and your significant other share a facebook? tell me more about how much you trust each other.
o so you have sniper in your name? please tell me more of how you don't snipe in matches.
So Americans have too many guns? Please tell me why it's a good idea to send some to Libya and syria...
Oh you used a meme? Tell me more about how you are an internet god.
So your name's justin bieber? tell me more about how u became gay
So your name's Justin biEber? Tell me more about How u became gay?
oh you write a post about one direction you must be so creative!
russell brand - you sang my song at the olympic closing ceremonies? just remember - any one of my lines from blazing saddles is funnier than you will be in your entire career
You're from Chicago? Please tell me more about the the suburbs You're Really from
OH SO YOU'RE NOT MAD? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU MADE AN ENTIRE POST ABOUT ME
Brace yourselves
Oh
SO You attended church service today? Please tell us how the lord has reserved your place in  god's kingdom
where are we going? 'cludody'
So You CheatEd on Your GirlfRiend  Tell Me More about how you'll be single for the reSt of your life
So you cheese every game tell me how good you are at starcraft
Oh
Bronies arent furries? tell me how they arent also in denial bout being... HUMAN
you went shopping? pls tell me how that is so fascinating
Oh
You're trying to make fun of me.... PLease tell me more about how i met your mother
you two share one brain? please tell me more about how that is possible
Oh so you threw a key in a girl's face tell me more about how you suddenly became rambo
Dad
so you rap about sex
Oh so you thinK CHUCK LOGIC will save you? tell me more about all the arguments you've won.
Think you're cool because you made a 'funny' meme? Tell me more about the downvotes.
Oh
You love Memes? tell me more about your infatuation with snarky comments and recycled images
Oh
Oh
you graduated with a natsci degree tell me how you are an engineer
Oh so You're an atheist please tell us all how you are furthering the cause of science
You cant get a dollar? I CAN FIND A DOLLAR UNDER MY COUCH
Have you heard of mongo Bongo?
SO YOU THINK YOU FUNNY ENOUGH TO POST IT ON 9GAG
You watch big bang theory Please tell me how aquaman is shit
oh so you attend osu? tell me about how You hate michigan state
So you named your kid 'qoartnaei' Tell me again how much they will enjoy spelling that out every time they are asked for their name for the rest of their life
oh so you won a equestrian dressage medal? please tell me All About your difficult training
oh so you're a badman? that will help you when the soap drops
LO
of course I have free candy  .....and a van
so you watch the 700 club? Religious television is informative
Apple computers are cutting edge? You must really miss minesweeper
hey sweet thang! let me rub my mushroom tip on them sugarwalls!
Oh So you Corrected My Spelling of the word 'you' as 'u' in a youtube comment Please
You keep saying on facebook that Obama was born in Kenya. You should probably tell the news or something.
Oh
Guess what? I don't care.
Oh
oh so you hate the ffxiii series? tell me more about how you achieved the impossible
ahh... so if i use 'ori' at the end of every sarcastic fb status i can be cool like you? please... tell me more you bebo stunnah
Bro that sHit Cray
Another Career Change Really?
you want candy? Please tell me when you get cavities
Oh you went to ovo fest? please tell me how much better it was than veld
Oh
oH
You take my money by force
So you have 300 Facebookfriends Please tell me more about the 10 you know in real life
When ms dass writes on the black board
So you prefer swag over good grades? let me know when your swag gets you through college.
OH YOU WEAR TAPOUT SHIRTS? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU COULD KICK MY ASS.
YOU SUPPORT THE DEATH PENALTY? PLEASE
oh
Oh youre not wearing your lanyard? you must be such a bad ass
So
So you're disgusted by Jerry sandusky Yet you're still attending Dragoncon
So you're embarrassed to be seen in public with your parents? Please
OH
Oh so you have a great idea for a meme? do tell.
Oh so you jamaicans made 1
oh your being sarcastic on facebook? you must be so cool.
ooh so you can create your own memes? tell me more about how famous you think you be
oh
i see you copped the new louis bag tell me how else you expect to get out of the hood
oh
Oh
So You thought that when you studied the 7 chapters for human biology
Oh
Si
So you're a mother now tell me more about why you think dead baby jokes aren't funny
Lust
y'all so stupid
Oh
So you've never been to guam? let me tell you more about that post-apocalyptic hawaii
'Haters gonna hate'? Please
OH YOU WEAR A TAP-OUT SHIRT? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW BADASS YOU ARE
oh you take drugs?  please
Oh
So you like men Please tell me how straight you are
take a drink
I see you're going to monday night mics tell me again about how dope your flows are?
MKultra and xenodimensional beings?   tell me more
Oh you couldn't give me a break until 4 hours into my shift? Please tell me more about how adequately staffed we are
Oh
Oh so you made James Holmes into a meme Nice to see some tact being used for a change
oh you want the dead to dance? wanna buy a one way ticket to miami
Oh so your austin mejia? You must be that homosexual hispanic theatre geek who uses jrotc as a cover for being straight.
So
jadi lo fans jkt48 atau cuma fans sonya
Oh
Geen maagd meer? zozo stoere meid
I haven't done unbiased research about your religion? please tell me how a website run by your religion is an unbiased source...
oh
oh you slept with jock monsta you must feel real special !
OH
So you really don't  Like cimorelli?
so you're proud of being black and love africa? please tell me when you're moving back
oh no
So you entered to 9Gag tell me what it feels to see only cats and dogs
SO YOu hate Cash Shop user? tell me more about how you want to play a free to play game
werewolf pictures
zombie? you dont say
so you're anti union what other OBNOXIOUS upper-middle class fads are you into right now?
what's so great about everlasting gobstoppers? bend over and i'll show you
45 μαστο?οι κι 60 μαθηταδεσ η αννα βισση γαμιεται
asi que te gusta sleeping with sirens? dime que se siente solo conocer if you can't hang
so you didnt like the dark knight rises? oh do Tell me your top ten favorite films and lets compare
so  you sold an item on Ebay? Tell me more on how Your a successful Businessman
So Obama
Oh
oh
Oh you're still in school? Please tell me how much you understand life and create another meme for me with poor grammar
so you always say to others you are a real heartless guy who doesn't care of anything. Please
Oh
You say Sloth is the BEST QB EVER Tell me how many championships has he won?
So you wear a tapout t-shirt? please tell me about all the asses you've kicked.
So you know jquery tell me more about how awesome you are at javascript
OH YOU BAD MOUTH YOUR CO-WORKERS TO EVERYBODY? PLEASE TELL ME HOW THAT HELPS YOU GET FAR IN LIFE
you support chic-fil-a and its stance on giving money to anti-gay corporations? Tell me more about that after you finish your ben and jerry's at Disney
Leviticus says homosexuality is a sin What does he say about bacon?
Leviticus says homosexuality is a sin What does he say about bacon?
oh so you saved a starving child by liking a photo on facebook? please tell me how facebook is going to fly to africa and give that one child food?
IF YOUR PARENTS ARE REPUBLICAN. STEAL THEIR ID ON THE EVE OF THE ELECTION. TAKE THAT VOTER IDENTIFICATION LAWS.
oh
i thought you were 13 13 is not on the clock
oH
Taking it to twitter to complain about nbc's olympic coverage? Please
You 'forced' your ex to file for divorce because that is 'How it's done by God's Word'? Just how many guys did you bang while married to this poor guy?
michael ellis is a piece of trash? get to kno whim and he's much worse
oh so you support traditional marriage? so tell me
Hi Oohh
Oh so you like wishing people happy humpday on fb? Please tell me more about how this helps you get laid.
so you download all your fave songs without paying? tell me again about how you are supporting artists.
oh you have friends? tell me more about your miserable life and how much it sucks
Oh
YOU GOT HACKED ON BUZZ? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU GAVE THEM YOUR PASSWORD
oh you lost your first love at 13? tell me more about how she broke your heart
Tom daley didn't do his dad proud? tell me again about how you got to be in the olympics at 14 and 18 years of age.
'all skinheads are nazis' tell me more about the british subculture
You climbed mt KILIMANJARO? tell me more about how you are an experienced mountaineer
oh so you think my long distance relationship is stupid? please tell me more about your nonexistent girlfriend
You believed your boyfriend everytime he promised you he wouldn't lie to you Bet you feel like an idiot after snooping through his texts
OH SO MICHAEL PHELPS SUCKS NOW? PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT THE 15 gold medals you've won
please tell me more about how original and creative you are
so tell me again how lack of planning on your part constitutes an emergency on my part...
You're a rich celebrity? So why do you still demand money from your fans instead of giving things away for free?
OH YOU`RE 20 YEARS OLD AND HAVE 3 KIDS BY 3 DIFFERENT MEN? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW ITS MY RESPONSiBILITY TO BUY YOUR FOOD
SO YOU MADE A MEME? PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME HOW YOU ARE NOW A COMICAL GENIUS?
Oh Mom took away your games? please complain about how it's so unfair
So you got a good grade on your paper how does it feel that wikipedia helped you
you've watched an entire hour of olympics please tell me more of your extensive knowledge in every event
You posted a joke on facebook and got more than 10 likes? you must be on your way to headlining at the improv
oh you spar in the park  tell me more how you a mma fighter
o you listen to linkin park? You must be such a badass
Oh you don't like guns tell me more about your rainbow world
Oh
you watched some tutorials on youtube? You must know so much more than me now
Oh
but if you're here... who's running the moron factory?
hAVING INTERCOUSE IN THE SMOKING AREA? tHE 20 eURO PENALTY FEE TRAIN IS ON ITS WAY FOR YOU!
Oh
oh
Oh
Tell me more about your fiance back in the states
Oh
sO... yOU THINK YOU CAN DRAFT FANTASY FOOTBALL PLAYERS? tELL ME HOW YOU PLAN TO DO THAT
Oh
OH
you're stressed from all your tests and homework? tell me again how hard it is to be in year 8
Schalke 04 disposto a dar 6 milh&#245;es por bojinov e o burro sou eu? ahahha
Karenann liking the misfits... What a shocker
So you listen to bangarang tell me more about your extensive knowledge on dubstep and skrillex
Your front man screams and sings? Your Drummer plays on more than 2 and 4? You must be a prog band
UR HAIR IS BRAZILIAN? PLEASE EXPlAIN THOSE EDGES FROM AfRICA
you're about 3 months single now? Tell me
So
So not wanting to be forced to pay for the murder of a fetus is a 'War on Women' Yet refusing to give new mothers a 'choice' of what to feed their babies is not.  Makes perfect sense.
In the 2010's they call it 'swag' in the 1990's they called it 'being a wigger'
Oh so phelps sucks now? Please tell me about your 8 gold medals you won.
Oh so you think you can dance show me how...
Oh
Oh
so your an olympic gold medalist tell me again how you won the masturbation bracket
TORRES IS NOT GOOD?? TELL ME HOW YOU MADE IT PROFESSIONAL
So you're talking about girlfriends ? Tell me how was sleeping alone last night
Oh so you compete in 'E-Sports' You must be such the pro athelete
Please tell us hew you went for dessert four times
so
wow you chew gum in class tell me more about your rebel life.
Oh So you're an anarchist? Please tell me more about the anarchy party.
OH so your living young wild & free? tell me more about how you sit in your room alone taking pictures of yourself.
so tell me how taxing the people already outsourcing will want to make them come back home
Oh you got your drivers license? See you in prison.
oh you're 12 years old and dont have a boyfriend? please tell me more about how you are forever alone
you've been to how many COuntry COncerts at Shoreline?!? You are soooo country
Oh you're Over 40? Tell Me How Much YOu Know About FaceBook
So you like watching the food network tell me again how you know all about being a chef
Oh
your a d3 college athlete? you must work super hard
Oh
Celebrating on fb every medal gained by your nation at the olympics? Please tell me again how you've always been interested in athletics
Oh so lil wayne is the best rapper of all time?  tell me again about the time you heard lecrae or hopsin
so your boycotting chick-fil-a because of where their money is going .  then you better stop using your apple and microsoft products because of chinese factory working conditions and wages
oh you boycotted chik-fil-a because they have christian beliefs? yeah
Oh
Oh you beat him in an arm wrestle ya you can take him.
Oh
Oh
Oh so you got the award for customer service 'teleprofessional' of the year? Who knew being on hold was an olympic event
oh you're eating goldfish   please tell me how shit just got real
Polaks lost again im perfectly fine...
You're upset about chick-fil-a's stance on gay marriage? Tell me more about how corporations aren't people
So
You're a Writer are you? I'd like fries with that please
Please tell me how you are tired of love songs in your love song
You PVP? Enlighten me with your philosophy
Oh so now you have an iphone You definatly don't follow trends do you
oh
Energy Drinks are bad for me? Tell me all about how your grande frappucino is healthy
o so  you have no food? Tell me again how you sold your food stamps for cigarettes and beer.
So you HAd to Yell AT AN OLD MAN TAKING A S*** AND SOME BAD PARENTS? O RLY? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE SUCH A CARSON BADASS
SO YOU DONT LISTEN TO KERSERS MUSIC PLEASE TELL ME HOW LONELY YOUR LIFE MUST BE
YOU FIND AN ELITE PACK AND DON'T BE SURROUNDED AT THE CORNER? DON'T DIE
Oh you have a tapout shirt? You must be a greaat fighter.
Oh
So you're a teabagger? Do you prefer lipton or natural flavors?
OH SO You'RE A PVPER? PLEASE ENLIGHTEN ME WITH YOUR PHILOSOPY
oh so you slept till iftar that's in the spirit of Ramadan
So yOU posted 'I'm gay' on your friend's facebook? Tell me more about why you find that incredibly clever
You suggest more l-cuts? You are a valuable producer
COOL STORY BRO TELL IT AGAIN
So you've read 50 shades of grey? Tell people.  Tell lots of people.
gw2 has dynamic events? tell me more about how unique and revolutionary it is
So you think your ar-15 can protect our freedom Tell me again how a peeshooter defeats a tank
so paul barrett rakes bins?? gie the starvin bastard ten bob....
you just need to know that somebody cares not me in particular... but I'm quite certain that somebody does
Oh you know all about what a 'real' man should be? tell me who made you the expert?
o so you think gays destroy the sanctity of marriage? tell me again how many baby mommas you have.
OH
Oh
Does Your mom know You're a ratchet hoe?
So you call a girl a hoe because she's having sex..? please tell me how your mother drew you with a paper and a pencil..
Oh! You beLieve god soMetimes kIlls? Please tell me more about how jesus killed people.
So you received a Star on the walk of fame for being in shitty bands? Please
but
Oh
oh you lost seventy pounds in a month? please tell me about how your not on meth
SO YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE A MEME TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR COMICAL GENIUS
So you watched 'The Song remains the same'? you must be such a led zeppelin fan.
oh you drive a subaru? you must be a great rally driver
Oh so gun control laws will fix everything? Please
Oh you say you don't want to bail out spain Please tell me more about how you graduated from business school
oh
Oh so you're a 'Citizen of the World'? Be sure to remind the customs officers
Liberals are open minded? Tell me again how attacking people who don't agree with you makes you open minded?
a man died jumping off a bridge? please tell me on facebook how the traffic is more important.
asi que te dejaron encargado de la bodega??? dime que se siente que nadie te respete???
OH
that domla guy... tell me more about him
Jareds a Lie and Subway Diet doesn't work? how often do you get 6 cookies with your salad?
Oh
Ent&#227;o Bruno Machado voc&#234;  atendimento? Ahhhh! Conta outra!!!
so now you're the meme police? your girlfriend must be very proud.
you keep calling anyone who doesn't agree with you an Obama supporter. Get a lot of votes that way
oh
So your for the death penalty Tell me more about how pro-life you are
You just ate? tell me more about it!
Oh
dj23 says it's not personal Tell me more about constructive criticism that calls someone a thief.
you shot at 71 people and only killed 12 glad i dont have your gamertag
You're upset because Everything these days Is full of 'chemicals'? Please
You're MLG? Please
So you posted 400 pictures of you at a bar to facebook but only two of your kids? Yeah
You'Re Taking driver's Ed? tEll me again how to drive my car
So you're obsessed with sleeping with sirens Name any other band memeber than kellin
so your dog sat when you said sit  you must be the dog whisperer
SO YOU LISTEN TO DUBSTEP? TELL ME HOW YOU'RE A HUMAN ROBOT
Oh you and your daddy share that car he must just make the payments
oh Your an ofwgkta  fan? Name someone you listen to other than Tyler.
Starships were meant to fly you say? that's very interesting
oh
so you're a 90's kid huh? tell me again how to beat super Mario brothers in 11minutes.
Oh yeah? connors on the team?
OH
OH
you like krabby patties  Dont You Squidward?!?!?
'like this if you love god' please tell me more about how RELIGIOUS you are
Gay marriage is against your religion? tell me more about the first amendment.
Your ex boyfriend did what please continue while i stare at your boobs
so your long distance emo boyfriend killed himself Tell me more about how hes actually dead
Oh
you say your an insomniac?? tell me what you would do without a computer at night.
so you thought calling it 'pocari sweat' was a good idea judging by your work
oh
SO I HEARD YOU LIKE BATMAN I AM DYING TO HEAR WHY?
Tell me about your patents again... when i cross my eyes i see 3d
Oh you made a meme about batman? i bet no one else will think of that.
SO YOU JUST WRECKED YOUR CAR PLEASE TELL ME HOW LUCKY YOU ARE
Oh you thought the dark knight rises sucks  please tell me how to make a million dollar movie the right way.
Pra ti ke galaxy s3 SI TE DUKET VETJA KUR KE NJE TELEFON ME TE ZGJUAR SE VETJA
gun laws would prevent shooting sprees? tell me more about how criminals follow laws
'MEN ARE ALL THE SAME' sO
Oh Please do tell me how minorities and women have it so much better than you Because you'll lose your heterosexual Cisgendered White man card if you act or appear like a minority or a woman.
Oh so you say you help out around the house a lot more than i do so tell me
so you sewes a piece of cloth on a jeans jacket please
You found a funny video on youtube? tell me more about what a creative and humorous guy you are!
You have a funny youtube-clip? tell me more about your life as a comedian!
I do say
Oh you use memes? please tell me how original you are
oh
Didn't like the page? Why The hell are you here?
EVERY 60 SECONDS IN AFRICA  A MINUTE PASSES
You think this is funny ? you should see my long johns
Oh
Oh
Christain Bale should visit injured children in hospital tell me more how post traumatic strees disorder works
You are Titanium? you are  a strong
oh you think biology is bullshit? Tell me more about how useless penicillin turned out to be
So
You must have an amazing life
so there was a shooting at a colorado movie theater please
Oh you've owned a guitar for a month? I just love those introspective pictures you take while holding it.
Oh
QUE SE SIENTE SER TAN SEXY
oh you went out last night please tell everyone on facebook about how drunk you got
you got excited when john blake finally revealed his first name was robin? tell me more about your vast knowledge of batman comics.
oh you dont like james holmes memes? please tell me the things youve done to help those families any more than the meme creators..
your relationship status is complicated you say? no
So some people you dont know around the world died Tell me about how much you've always cared about them
Ent&#227;o voc&#234; vai contratar a thais ara&#250;jo??? conte-me ivan talassi como  contratar uma querendo outra...LOL
HOLY SHIT! THAT'S FRIGGIN' AMAZING
Oh
so i keep scrolling  tell me how i am going to hell
Oh so you have max cash? Tell me how many green dragons you kills for that
Oh
so
OH
DON'T WANT GUYS MESSAGING YOU ABOUT HOW HOT YOU ARE? IT MUST GET BORING BEING COMPLIMENTED ALL THE TIME
So if YOU'RE ARABIC and blow yourself up
yes
oh you put your signature on a bill that a bunch of lawyers wrote for you tell me again how much you know about running a business
u say snookie is prego? im sure that baby wants an abortion
Oh
oh
oh
So you grew up in diamondbar but you're 'from' La tell me more about how ghetto you are
Oh
so you bought new pants? please tell me all about it through constant status updates
Oh
So i didn't Share a picture showing that i love jesus please tell me how i am going to hell
So you are worked up because frank ocean is bi please lecture me about how much you know about him
oh so you dont like nicki minaj
YOU WEAR DIAMOND? tELL ME ABOUT YOUR THUG LIFE
you watch mtv and you are under 16  please tell me how many times yo have done everything in one show
YOUR LIFE SUCKS tELL ME ABOUT IT
fasano   gay
oh so you thought we were together? tell me more about how i cheated on you
SO VERONICAH IS YOUR FRIEND TELL ME HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE A SEXY FRIEND?
OH YOU DONT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ANT LOSE WEIGHT? GIVE ME THAT CHEESY BISCUIT RECIPE AGAIN
memes are comedy crutches for the lame and unfunny? Please tell me about your comedic background
oh your boyfreind broke up with you bacause he was gay tell me more about him...
SO YOU GOT AN ICS UPGRADE? YOU MUST BE REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO LOSING YOUR VIRGINITY NOW!
so tattoos will look ugly when i'm old? Tell Me more about how beautiful you'll be in 60 years.
god loves everyone equally you say? please
So you say lil wayne is a musical artist? you must have your head up your ass your whole life
So you're sick to death of labour? Tell me Again About what the libs will do for you?
america has the best court system? you must be new here.
Oh
Oh
i work outside in this shit all summer. tell me again how you love the heat on your one week bike ride.
Tell me again Why no one cares
You have to close your store because people aren't shopping locally? Have you tried being open longer than 3 hours a week?
oh so you support kony 2012? tell me more about how you've always known about this and always wanted to stop it
So you just found about memegenerator.net? Guess you can close mspaint then
Oh you hate slow texters? Post another indirectly angry status about someone
oh so you don't like my hat well you should really consider doing something about your hair
go to willy wonkas he said It'll be fun he said
You have the chance to not go to school Tell me more about why you choose to go to school
You Work at McDonalds? How wonderful
you dont like hipsters do tell me how much you like shopping at the 'vintage Store'
Oh you want to change the world Please tell me how your facebook status will do that
So...you've changed your facebook profile pic once again? tell me how all those awesome complimenary comments are feeding your ego?
Oh
You think your pro? Please tell me what gmal you use
oh you put captions on your pictures too you must be real cool
so you have a new boyfriend? please tell me more about how you love him after 2 days
Oh you're saying I shouldn't generalize things? You mean
Please
You're botdf's biggest fan? tell me how you know all of their songs from all the rage
WHat if i told you.. My chocolate factory really exist
You Have 10k Followers on Instagram Tell me more about how famous you are
so you spent 3 days trying to negotiate your seat for the law ball? i guess you're not planning on spending the night throwing up in the toilet this year....?
oh
You say i have no life? Show me how posting on facebook every five minutes is having one.
Oh
Oh YOU TAKE BOWLING AND GUITAR LESSONS? YOUR LIFE MUST BE FULL OF EXCITEMENT!
Oh
So YOU SAY YOUR CLASS IS RELAXING PLEASE TELL ME HOW RELAXING ICT CLASS ARE
oh you like to lift weights? you must be a really good fighter too
Oh you reached commander status on call of duty? Thank you for your service to our country.
Please Tell me more about How I leD you on by ignoring you
Oh
OH
So
I see you drive a 4wd monster pickup truck and live the city of Chicago. Tell me more about how much off-roading while lugging farm equipment you do on Michigan Ave.
oh you're from lemay? tell me more about how long you've been clean
oh
Oh
Oh
you're dating a WOMAN-BEATER fresh out of jail? Please tell me how fantastic and healthy your relationship is!
oh you told the creator of 'stop the aliens' to go kill himself? you must be such a good person
Oh your a ladies man? how is omegle this time of year?
Oh you're the star football player? Please tell me how many scouts you've had.
Really you do muay thai you must be deadly
Oh
Asi que eres tigre .. dime que se siente ser una caca
Oh
Oh
oh you have terrible vision and poor hearing.... we should deffinately let you drive a 300 tonne dumptruck.
I see you post a lot of inpsirational & highly unlike you in the positive wayquotes on your facebook page you must not do a lot of gossiping or backstabbing in your real life.
Oh
So i hear you like blood on the dance floor so does that mean you like rapist and pedophiles too?
oh
You don't believe in Capitalism? Please tell me more about how hard you work for your money
You're an EMS volunteer who never attends CEU sessions? Tell me again how noble and altruistic you are.
You Said simething funny about car town You must be quite the joker
oh so you read your local newspaper and that's why you're an intelligent voter?
Oh
so you are dedicating 2 days in correcting papers? tell me about how tired you are on facebook
your morality is absolute because of god huh obviously you have comprehension issues
oh
checking my page? you must be stalking me?
So you're a rapper now? Tell me more about how you're so original
You were a red rope in tech school? Please go On about your relevance in the operational air foRce
oh so you close your eyes during sex? tell me how bad do you miss your ex?
Oh you'd like to yield your time to the delegate who's from the same school as you? please tell me about your debate skills
you got no farm on bot lane tell me how bad your supporter ist
oh you moved to ridgecrest from trona? tell me how hard it was to adjust to big city living.
Oh so you work at the Adams Pub.. You must constantly be in the weeds
so you wanna sign up for memegenerator? Good luck
oh so you've made a meme for yourself? please tell me how you hope to make it beyond 'Fail tier'
oh you went to college and became cool? good story bro
oh
bailouts
Oh so UR A ONE DIRECTION FAN? pLEASE TELL ME SOMETHING MORE THAN ONE SONG AND THEIR NAMES.
adam and eve were the first on earth? tell me
so you went into the forest with a bunch of guys... and your just friends you dont say...
so this is your first meme? does  it get cold under that rock?
she dont cook for her own kids but she made you breakfast in bed?
Oh
oh
American friends: so... you eat grape leaves?
Oh you created a meme for me? tell me more about how clever you are.
Oh
You've never worked a day in your life and your parents pay for everything? Tell me more about how obamacare is unfair
oh
Drew Brees just got resigned? please tell me how You are the only one to post a status about it.
tell me again how being a wifebeating racist homophobic bully is ok but clear and peter want to make it legal
Oh
you know eli manning is a 2 time super bowl mvp please explain to me how tony romo is a  better quarterback
So you 'dont want to live on this playnet anymore'? just commit suicide
Oh you wear a helly Hanson JacKet You must be such a good sailor
Oh
Come up with that yourself did ya? Tell me more about your originality
OH
So you think itachi is unbeatable because of yata mirror you must be new here
so you are a tottenham fan? tell me how you supported them before bale and modric' arrived
You can take on five heroes with shadow fiend? Please
As&#237; que tu hija se va a ibiza c&#243;mo te sientes al pensar que se la follar&#225; un tipo distinto cada noche?
so now u wanna start a meme war u must have got balls of steel
Oh You listen to Nicki minaj Tell me more about how musicLy inclined you are
oh
I don't always use memes incorrectly
so you guys are in love
you battled a pitbull and a rotwieler with your bare hands?? Please
Oh
So you hate this youtube video? tell me more about your awesome youtube channel
These song lyrics perfectly describe your feelings? Tell me more about how other people's art makes you an individual
oh
a phd in science? people will beg you to work for them
oh
oh
So we are having a party tomOrrow Tell me What happens if the bill is over $800
Oh
OH SO YOU BOUGHT YOUR BLACKBERRY AND ACCESSORIES FOR A LOW PRICE TELL US WHERE IN THE WORLD HAS LOWER PRICES THAN LMS
Oh you wear yoga pants because they're comfy? tell me again how you're too fat to fit into your jeans.
oh you de-friended me on face book You must always handle fights in a mature way
Well.. Aren't you cool?
oh
you changed the passcode on the girl's ipod who gave you cupcakes? How very thoughtful of you!
You use use the clothes line? Tell me more about how much you care about the environment
Oh you must be a tourist because when you went to stampede you got an sti
you posted on instagram? tell me more about how your picture is #noedit
Oh you have a clean hygiene? Tell me again how you managed to cause the gulf oil spill by going swimming.
Please tell me more....
Oh so you concealed sexual abuse to minors? Tell me more about success with honor
So you're a random person on facebook Tell me again how you'd fix the economy
Oh
Oh
oH YOU DONT LIKE MY POSTS? pLEASE ALLOW ME TO SHOW YOU TO THE ''DELETE FRIEND' BUTTON
DONT WORRY
OH
You used a meme to counter a meme? By all means
African-American? I wish I had dual citizenship
so you're saying that rvp is the best? Tell me one great season other than the last?
2012 upvotes
hey. how u doin'?
OH
oh
YOU GOT USED BY A FEW DOUCHEBAG GUYS? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW ALL MEN ARE DOUCHEBAGS
Oh
so you have a salt life sticker on the back window of your dad's f250 i guess thats all it takes to be a redneck these days
oh you lost with pocket aces tell me more about how you limped in under the gun
Please tell me how to do my job... after you stop picking your nose.
So
there is no way you got beta access
oh good charlotte's touring huh??! Boy
OH YOU'RE NOT AN ALCOHOLIC? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU WAKE UP TWITCHING
oh
Oh so your sad rendel? Tell me more about it in facebook
Oh
Tell Me again How  Chaos Dragons Aren't Cheap
SO that's how  you picked out the perfect shirt at kohls?
Oh so you're Lebanese? Please tell me more about your cousins
y u no use meme correctly? forever alone...
So your father was a pineapple farmer in Hawaii? Tell me more...
tell me more about how much you love frank ocean so you dont sound like a homophobe
Oh
Oh
Oh
You going rage? tell me more about it
So you want candy? youre looking at it right here baby
I see you talk in riddles on your status updates You must be so interesting
hello little boy want some candy?
oh you believe in one god? so do the demons. god doesn't just want you to be a theologian… he wants a relationship
So You're A Pro-Palestinian Liberal? Please tell me if the Palestinians are Pro you?
ohyou think you're cool tell me more about your 146 friends
You started a fan page INSTEAD OF A REGULAR PROFILE??? Ring me back when you have more fans than fingers
one like equals 10 prayers? please tell me how facebook likes
You went to dayglow? you must go so hard.
So you don't believe a small thing can have big impact? please try going to sleep with a mosquito in the room.
oh
Oh
oh
Cuz nice beard! Not!
Oh so you read wikipedia tell me how smart you are
So you preach to others they're going to hell on adalia rose posts? Please tell me why you don't comment on Morbidly obese or RACISTS posts
you squared it on fifa? tell me again how skilled you are
You are in middle school and you have a boyfriend? tell me how your love will last
hashtags on facebook? please tell me why you arent on twitter right now
Oh you're one in a million? Congrats you're still one in 7 thousand
Oh
Posting edited pictures with shitty text over your faces? Please keep telling me how you're so original.
oh you play wii sports? you must be a great athlete
So you tune guitar for hinder? speak knowledge unto me
so you like sporting apparel with union flags on them? do tell me more about how british you are.
oh
So the only facebook statuses you make are about sports you don't follow? Please
Oh
Oh you're bored? Tell me more about how exciting your life is.
You feel dumb compared to your classmates? Tell me about my negativity
Oh
Bill gates tells kids life isnt fair and to get over it? Please tell me more about what happened to the inventor of the dos command line interface
Jobbers you say? Tell me of them
tell me more about how late you slept las night
so you have the perfect relationship? tell me more how you've been cheated on multiple times
oh
oh you're a christian? tell me how perfect you are.
OH TAC INFINITES SHOULD BE BANNED FROM EVO?  pLEASE TELL ME HOW MANY REPS YOU CAN DO?
Help me Ole give me that pedo blikk again  nnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooo
i see you'RE WEARING A LAKERS TOP PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR LOVE FOR NBA
OH so your from alabama? tell me more about how your parents met at a family reunion
ent&#227;o voc&#234; n&#227;o quer campanha pol&#237;tica no facebook? diga-me como  reclamar que o governo nunca faz nada.
Oh you're a young man who knows alot about cars? tell me more about that used early 90's mustang
Oh
oh
So... You have a phd? that gives you rights to put me into detention?
Oh
I SEE YOU FOUND A COOL MEME YOU MUST KNOW THE WHOLE INTERNET
Ohh you getting  money? tell me more about how you stole eveyrthing you have
aye girl yu pum pum fat yu kno
So you love dubstep? I will now to inform you that Skrillex doesn't count
voting for mitt romney makes me a racist? tell me again how voting for barack obama doesn't make you anti-mormon
oh you dehydrated huh bet you come off thirsty to all the girls
oh your sunday status is always religious? Bet your going straight to heaven huh?
Gets to lectures 30 minutes early I see you're a first year
you're level 100? tell me about how many chicks that gets you
i see you love rap music tell me more about how you hate niggers
Oh
Oh
oh
So you're going to drinking  blue label in NYC? Tell me again about your awesome life...
Oh
He called you while he was drunk? I'm sure he meant everything he said
oh so your a vegetarian tell me more about how human incisors evolved to tear open chickpea packaging
Oh
OH YOU'RE BOTH RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW EITHER ONE OF YOU GETTING ELECTED WILL CHANGE MY LIFE AT ALL
oh
oh there are mosquitos pls post on facebook how much you hate them
oH
yolo? tell me how that justifies stupidity.
Oh
I would challenge you to a battle of wits but i see you are unarmed
I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY TEll me more about how much u hate rock music
oh you'VE been watching wimbledon tell me how you have always been a big tennis fan
you use meme generator? you must be so funny in real life
Oh so you only listen to 'old school' psychobilly? you must have your head so far up your ass then
Cant afford $5 for cover? Please tell me balling you are and how we just lost your thousands in BUSINESS
You dropped out of school at the age of four? Please
oh so you're not from Minnesota? please tell me how much you know about our state
You repost about 'name of problem'  Tell me
Oh
You posted a fanfic that was the written equivalent of poking myself in the eye with a fork? please tell me how my story needs improvement
Oh
LIKE YOUR OWN STATUS AND COMMENT LOL? you must be new here.
You were the star quarterback in high school? Please
Oh you are lighting fireworks 2 days after the fourth you must be so patriotic
so you want to get a small tattoo? tell me how we're fitting a portrait on your finger?
Oh you liked adalia roses page? tell me more about how your a good person
So the Wild signed parise and suter? Why don't you tell us how upset you are?
Oh
you read about the higgs boson on wikipedia? why don't you share you're expert knowledge with us
Oh you hit On every girl you meet
You like bacon? That's terribly original
So you say manu is better than liverpool? How many champions league they have won?!
So you're 'Christian' and anti-homosexual? Please
oh so you like to play  castlevania
Oh you'VE GOT A NEW WOMAN PAYING YOU SOME KIND OF ATTENTION pLEASE TELL ME ABOUT HOW SHE IS THE ONE.
oh
oh
oH SO YOU HAVE A MUSTANG? YOUR CAR MUST BE SO FAST.
oh
So you can curl ninety kg? please tell me more about that sixpack
oh
oh
So
oh so your not mad? let me sit here while i pray for your lying soul
so you're a hipster and are against mainstream? please go on about how you own a vw  with bbs and shaved everything
OH YOU QUOTE BIBLE VERSES ON FACEBOOK? You're getting into heaven for sure
OH SO YOU'RE A vEGAN BECAUSE OF ANIMAL cRUELTY sO tELL ME MORE ABOUT THE CHEAPEST FOOD YOU BUY FOR YOUR THREE CATS
AHA
?ז ?ת? בוני? חוף י?? ספרו לי עוד על הי? של ב?ר שבע..
bene...quindi tutti  ti chiamano zoccola... ti prego
You thought harry and lou were dating Directionater!!
oh you've never done this before? YOu're in for a treat
beyonce is in marfa? she must be too overwhelmed by people to sign autographs
oh you read 50 shades of grey? please tell me how you're into bdsm
So You Broke Up With Your EX
So you think the hunger games was a bad movie? You must be a hard core fan.
so
Oh
oh so you wear all the nike gear and play nba 2k tell me how you're the next lebron james
so you got your ex's nickname tramp-stamped on you?  tell me more about the man you drove insane for 3 years of his life that he will never get back...
Oh
So your republican? tell me more about your plans to better america
SO YOU HATE JUSTIN bieber? let me check your ipod
So you lived in africa for six months? tell me more about how  you are african
oh
oh your name is billionaire? please tell me how rich and loved you are like alenv6
oh a man ate his face off in miami tell me more about this 'LSD'
Oh so your going to bed? tell me more about why your still up
SO you post YOUR self-made meal on facebook? Go ahed
Oh your children are well behaved in public? PLEASE TELL ME MOre about how your expert parenting will cure my autistic childs public meltdown
So You Hate Battlefield 3? Explain How Call Of Duty is Better.
I see you have a post about how over your ex you are on facebook tell me again how your totally over him
Oh you've been dating for a whole week? Tell me more about how you're meant for each other.
Oh
so
Oh
oh So you wanna know how she feels about you Just text her 'hey' and see how she responds
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Oh you have a willy wonka meme t-shirt? you must be HILARIOUS
You hate President Obama you say? Please
So you have a couple thousand followers on instagram? DO you think you're a celebrity now
oh so oprah taught you to think for yourself please tell me how you would have been doing that if oprah hadn't told you to
Oh
oh so it is fourth of july ? Please tell me more about your outfit being patriotic.
OH YOU ARE EXCITED ABOUT THE Higgs boson! TELL me again why you don't believe in climate change?
oh you just got back from holiday please tell me all about it
You've made this Post all about you you must be very important
Ohh so you can get any girl you want? please tell me how you dont need to pick girls up on camamba
so you put pictures of yourself with words over your face on facebook please tell me how deep you are
You're a beer pong champ? TEll me more on how that will get you far in Life.
you have kush as your clan tag you must smoke a lot of weed
So July 4 1776 is a date that all americans should celebrate their INDEPENDENCE. Tell me what your black ancestors were doing at that time? I doubt they were celebrating.
making a meme? that's original.
Oh
So you play age of empire? tell me more about how this whole yolo thing is going for you?
Oh
OH ANDY GRIFFITH DIED? PLEASE TELL ME HOW MUCH HIS WORK HAS IMPACTED YOU
SO YOU SAY AMERICA IS THE GREATEST COUNTRY ON EARTH? NOW TELL ME ABOUT ALL THE COUNTRIES YOU HAVEN'T BEEN TO
oh
please stop being crazy scott
So you hate battlefield 3? explain how call of duty is better.
Oh you have an iphone? Tell me more about your food stamps
oh
wearin your fave Yellow dress? Tell me how your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
Oh you shoot under par on tiger woods? You must be such a good golfer
so july 4
so you like that bag tell me more about how you are so indie
The religion that your parents taught you as a child is the one true religion? What a coincidence
Espa&#241;a para siempre huh??? so
so you wear $80 jeans and a $45 affliction shirt to school everyday? you must go to westmoore...
So Single huh
so you think you're going to win... How fascinating...
I DONT ALWAYS STEAL CLOTHES BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE IT OBVIOUS
so you like 34 year old redheads from ohio huh? me too
Oh you support Ben quayle? Please tell me about all his major accomplishments in congress.
SO YOU CALL ME POOR BUT YET YOU STEAL MY CLOTHES
cheese nuff said
Oh you had sex with my mom? please tell me more about how you get all the ladies
OH
so you like the colour purple? do tell me more
oh you're from america you must be really smart
Please tell me more about how You learned Everything you know about disability from push girls
OH YOUR PARENTS PAY FOR YOUR CAR
Oh you think you know everything about firearms? tell me more about how call of duty is 100% accurate
oh so you hate big corporations? tell me more about your new iphone
so you posted a picture about some little deformed girl with cancer? tell me more about how i can get 5000 freinds if share the picture and subscribe to you
OH
You believe in respecting the religious beliefs of others tell me more about all non christians go to hell
Oh
LIttlE KID LOVER
Oh so you don't believe that there is an absolute truth? you seem so absolutely sure of that.
OH so you're a die hard miami heat fan please tell me more about how you liked the heat before lebron and chris bosh was on the team
So you don't smoke marijuana because its illegal tell me how underage drinking is going for you
OH
Oh you like Metal Tell me more poser
so you type your own quotes onto a willy wonka picture? Please tell me how your a social butterfly
oh
oh you like to say yolo you must be a rebel
oh So wii u needs a mandatory achievement system?  Please tell me how it will fail without it
who said anything about getting bitches
Obama care was passed? TEll me all about how you 'want to move to canada.'
Oh you take pictures of yourself in the mirror without a tshirt? You must be super gay!
So you want to ban gay marriage? Tell me more about how you love liberty and oppose big government
Oh youre too cool for Facebook? You should update your status sO everyone knows
Oh you're a cyclist? Tell me how traffic rules don't apply to you
so you liked another 'like if' no one cares.
So Spain won the Euro...... Tell me more about how u have been their # 1 fan since like forever
Oh
you listen to skrillex? tell me more about all the dubstep you listen to
oh you are lebanese? tell me again how beautiful ur country is
so instagram is down can you just describe you breakfast to me
Oh
Oh so you ran in the color run You must be a life-changing
Oh
Oh you have a guitar in your profile pic? You must be quite the musician.
so you obey the MODEL of the yolo
oh cool camera angle of your clevage hanging out on your profile pic tell me more about those sluts you hate that have no class
oh so you think bugs are gonna come through the door... tell me about the flies that grow on the pasta you leave out for 6 days.
oh you're over paid and got hurt in the first five minutes of the season you must be sydney crosby
Oh you're a musical theater major? Please
yOU failed your driving test? tell me more about how unfair the tester was
OH
OH SO YOU SAY POP CULTURE DOESNT EFFECT TEENAGERS PLEASE TELL ME HOW WHOLESOME THEY ARE THESE DAYS
OH
Oh
OH SO MANCHESTER UNITED IS THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAM EVER PLEASE
Oh
So you posted the picture of a sick kid on facebook? Tell me how spReading his picture on social media will save his life
Celebrating your independence day? Tell me again how buying and using Illegal fireworks accomplishes this.
oh
So you graduated from indiana university with honors? one combo number 4
Submits common pictures Thinks they are funny
SO you are in a band that plays dubstep? please tell me about your unique musical talent
So you went to the gym please tell me EXACTLY how it went
so you've beaten the elite four? you must be the world's greatest trainer
Oh
Oh a bunch of dusty plastic flowers behind an unframed rembrandt lithograph I love what you've done with the place
oh
Oh you're not answering me? you must be very busy.. 'football manager'
OH
yOU MAKE MEMES? wHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT LAID
Oh you went to mass last night please tell me how religious you are
You say google plus is lame Whats with the google plus phone app?
So You're Going To See Magic Mike? I'll See you after the movie!
So you're a dodger fan? Tell me again how they almost beat the angels
oh
walk hard hard down life's rocky road walk bold hard that's my creed my code i'm been torn and slandered and ridiculed too but i still got a dream and a burning will to live!!!!!
oh so you decided to kill me in Crystal saga? will kick your ass in the real lifez
oh you wanna be the best dad ever? please go on about how you will disown your child if they are gay.
O YOU're A 90's Kid? Please tell me how awesome it must have been to be born in 1999
You share captioned photos on the internet? Tell me more about how intellectually superior and clever you are
oh
i used a hashtag on facebook tell me again how stupid i am and how they don't do anything
Oh
So
So
Wanna have some fun? Hows about you will my wonka
So you say liberals wrongfully judge your character based on your beliefs. tell me more about how millions of gay people you've never met are degenerates.
So
SO YOU THINK MIKE SCIOSCIA MANAGES THE ANGLES? TELL ME
Oh
oh you cheated? well you know what they say.. ...if the ring fits..
so you think all germans and austrians are nazis? tell me more about how unracist you are
you like to use instagram when you take pictures... please tell me how being a professional photographer feels
so what are your smoking on? Let me guess... that gas
Please show us how hipster you are with instagram when you need a mainstream smartphone to use it.
I can't remember what you used to post on Facebook Before you had a baby
oh so you've never studied healthcare? nor economics? Please
You support socialized health care? Tell me about how you love going to the DMV
So you can't afford to pay for music? Tell me more about your brand new iphone
obama care
oh so hater's gonna hate? please tell me more about your deep 'yolo' philosophy
so Your're in a open relationship with her? tell me about how you really love her
you want to go to the machine? tell me more about how you take it  dry for men
So you have kids a year apart? Please tell me again how it's just like having twins.
oh you drive a gran torino? please tell me how you are just as badass as Clint Eastwood
Oh you pay for an E-harmony account to find love? Please Tell me how much better it is than my free instagram account
Wanna go whale watching? Go to envy on a wednesday night
Oh
OH YOU USE MEME GENERATOR TELL ME MORE ABOUT BEING A COMIC
You think ronaldo is cool? Tell me more about how he is classy
Oh
d d
Oh? You say you have a high iq? tell me all about how smart you are to follow the pack like a lemming...
i see your bieber hair
Oh
oh you're supporting the world cup with a flag on your car? tell me how many times you've visted your home and native land.
you only live once? please tell me about someone you know who's lived twice.
how many friends on facebook?
oh
so you've been aiming down that corridoor all game tell me again about all these competitions you've won
So you Talk tough Shit on facebook Tell me more about how much time you put into making your hair look that gay
so you're thinking of something? please tell me more about something i don't care about
Real Property Law the legal professions way to haze law students
Oh so your an atheist Who's suppose to live wIthout religion? Please tEll me why every other WorD you say is god or muhamMEd?
oh you support the ugandan children? Please point to uganda on a map for me.
oh
Ohh
The Marlins spent over $100 million? pLEASE TELL ME HOW THEY'LL SELL OUT ALL THEIR GAMES AT MARLINS PARK
oh
OH it's your 18th birthday? tell me about all the poon you are slaying
Yolo you say ?  please tell me more of how people lived twice before
oh you work in a t shirt store? you must know everything about running a bakery
Your boyfriend showed you what reddit is? Please continue to send me all those great memes you made
Oh Nickelback sucks because they're a 'confromist band'? Tell me about how 19 million non-conformists listen to Asking alexandria on youtube.
Oh your really flexible  Keep posting pictures of yourself doing the splits
Oh you'd buy it if you had the cash? That should help it sell real fast
Oh Bass is easy to learn? You must be grade 8 on bass then.
SO YOU SLEPT WITH SOMEONES WIFE? THAT MAKE U A REAL MAN HUH CLOWN ASS
teacher: do you think there is a test you will never pass? student: yes
My reaction to every call i get on my poke'gear
Oh
O
oh please tell me how enter sandman is metallica's best song
so you sell bikes eh?
oh you used a social network with 1 billion members to express your anger about paris hilton's attention grab? please tell me more about how you're hurting her cause
Oh so i hate on people Please tell me how defending myself is hating
OH SO YOU PURPOSELY LIKE THINGS THAT NOBODY ELSE LIKES SO YOU CAN BE UNIQUE?  PLEASE TELL ALL THE OTHER HIPSTERS HOW DIFFERENT YOU ARE
oh
Oh
OH
calls heat fans bandwagoners goes for okc since 2008
Oh so you're in love are you? not trying to be rude
Im Making this face to Prevent myself from killing you
whats that
So your a model What's your agency? Instagram
oh
oh you say 2006scape won't make it? please tell me how much runescape has made it in the past 5 years.
So tattoos will look ugly once i'm old? Tell me more about how beautiful you'll be in 60 years
You show your Boobs on Facebook? please tell me how much of a hoe you aren't.
Oh
OH
So you think you are Beyonce Tell me again why you look like jay-z or chris brown
Oh so you are in a high school marching band try marching drum corps
so your in this month's Beef Magazine must be because your a big huge sexy bastard !
england on pens? tell me more about the challenge of your life
Oh You ThInk your ethnicity makes you exotic Why don't you tell me more about that
Oh you have a tumblr tell me how interesting people think you are
Oh so your generation got us 16 trillion dollars in debt? tell me more about your political wisdom
so you have to take a shit mind if i watch
So you went to prom? tell me all about how you both will live happily ever after!
Oh
Oh
OH
You saw the avengers? you must be a huge comic book nerd
DO YOU LIKE  chocolat then get in my van !
Lebron wins an nba championship Tell me all about how you're his biggest fan
SO you've been in Japan For Almost a Year? PLEASE TeLL ME more about HOW WELL YOU UNDERStand the CULTURE.
SO you smoke weed? Tell me more about how that makes you look cool.
oh so tell me how you don't hate cr7 because your girl want's to blow him and you watch?
Oh
so you only have good things to say about your boyfriend? please
Oh
oh
OH SO YOU USED TO work at camp mccall you must have so many amazing stories
So you think your indie? please tell me more about coldplay
SO YOU OWN A MAC TELL ME ABOUT BEING AN ARTIST?
so you think you got bitches huh? so tell me why your mom the only contact in your phone
Oh
OH
So you like using the term yolo huh?? tell me what badass decisions you done since you started yolo??
oh you won't let me into family with my brand t-shirt please tell why cloudland didn't have a problem??
Tell Me how does it feel to turn your head to read this
Oh jadi anda belajar IT ? coba jelaskan tentang Html
OH
SO YOU SAY YOU'RE A PRODUCER? NAME ONE DAW PROGRAM EXCEPT FL STUDIO
Wow all the underage kids drink at your house you must be the cool mom
Really
Oh
The Gnasher? Overpowered? You must be new to gears of war
TELL ME ABOUT MIAMI HEAT IN '09 OH YOU WERE A CAVS FAN IN '09
oh
Oh
You waTch death note? You must be such an anime freak.
TELL ME AGAIN.... HOW YOU STILL MAKE PLANS FOR THURSDAYS....
oh
Oh
Ooooh
oh you love one direction? tell me more about how the only song you know is what makes you beautiful
Oh
So
miami won the finals? i just remembered how big a fan i am
So Lebron finally got a ring Tell me how he's the best player to ever play the game
so yohan u lost ur ipod in the pool please tell me more about why  we should care
you wanna know who god is Larry Dicara
SO YOU'RE NOTICED ITS A SUNNY DAY? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW IT WON'T LAST
Oh
You're a drug user with no job
Taking a hiatus from Facebook? I'm going to miss your duck face pics and dramatic status'
please  introduce yourself i've never heard of you.
Oh
Oh
So you love dubstep... Name any producers besides skrillex
So I was at the smoking moose last night? Please tell me about their rum and coke.
Oh
you listen to rap? please
Remember when memes used to mean something? yeah
Let me try So how hard did you say it was
You're an iv drug user with no job
oh
So you want a higher grade to pass your exam Please tell me
Oh
Oh
Oh
oh
oh you watch anime? please tell me one besides dbz
Oh
oh
Oh
oh
Was that a fart? or did you just yawn..
Oh
Oh
oh
oh
Oh
Oh really dave tell me more about how we need to 'rally at the end'
hey i just met you
Oh you went south for college? Please tell me how you've always thought the south is the best in every way
I hade a patient who tested me
SO YOU FAIL AT LIFE PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT IT
hey croatia
so breadman... tell me again how that bread was for the children
hey croatia
Oh you love zayn malik becaus his grandpa is muslim please tell me how religous he is
Oh you think you are going to win jason aldean tickets from kj? you obviously have never tried to get through on the phone lines
You will make A great oompa Loompa one day
Oh you own a mansion in south africa tell me how you could afford that
Oh
so nuclear power is dangerous? tell me about how the oil industry never harmed anyone
oh you're a troll please tell me how gay the op is again
Oh
yOU WISH THAT FACEBOOK WOULD STOP CHANGING? pLEASE TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU PAID FOR AN ACCOUNT
You realize that dead people don't read facebook? dont you?
You just used someone else's character to make a funny? you dead son
so you know how to use photoshop you must be a graphic designer then
Oh so you Only live once? That's enough reason to act like a dumbass
so...it's your first day fasting? tell me about it...
SO YOU CAN USE ONE FEATURE ON PHOTOSHOP? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE A REALLY GOOD GRAPHIC DESIGNER
So you make hand signs in your profile picture? You must be so hard.
so saudi oilarabia helps suffering muslim around the world ? please tell me how many countries sauid oilarabia is protecting this very moment
Oh so you think supplements are bad for you? Tell me again how many beers you slammed this weekend
So your a clippers fan? I would love to know who their 2009 starting line-up was!
So
crack some pretty amazing shit
So you closed the deal with that drunk girl? You must be a regular casa nova
Oh you have a Mac? I bet your blog is wonderful
so you felt the earthquake tell me more about how you told everyone on facebook
Oh you survived the Melbourne earthquake? Please
oh so you're a manchester united fan? TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR VAST KNOWLEDGE OF FOOTBALL
SO YOU TELL EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH YOU THAT THEY'RE IDIOTS? THAT'LL BRING 'EM AROUND!
awh
So
oh your doing a tribute to daft punk? tell me more about how minimal melbourne artists are a 'tribute' to them?
Trading Multiple renamed releases Please
oh so you talk big on the internet tell me more about what a tough guy you are
Oh
mamama english
so you own a mj&#246;llnir? you must be a true viking
oh
So
Oh
all your profile pictures are self shot tell me more about your low self-esteem
oh You don't like jazz? Please continue to tell me how dubstep is real music.
so you hate justin bieber tell me more about how you are not a JUDGMENTAL person
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so you wear a tapout t-shirt? tell me more about your unbeaten ufc career
Oh so you think that the iraq should answer Iraq realted questions? So tell me more about this thing called logic
so tell me..u c him with disgust ?  but u will take free stuff from him ?
sO YOUR WHITE PLEASE TELL ME YOUR LAST NAME?
Oh  so you lean your head on your hand too? do explain how you aspire to be the next me.
Obama isn't a brown-skinned socialist who believes in free healthcare you're thinking of jesus.
you failed at an exam? Tell me how this course sucks
Did you like being an alter boy?
oh
so you say dwarf is the new gnome? Interesting...
Oh
You're excited for the MMVA's? you must be hip and love music.
oh
so you bought a pair of toms? Tell me again how you're the only one who cares about others.
OH
Oh
You Only Live once? Please
Oh
so... you bought Rudimental tell me more about you're love of drum and bass
Oh
suicide is the leading cause of death for us troops tell me again what they died for?
Please
Oh
Oh
OH
OH
oh
I see you liked a complicated status update I must be wasting your time
oh
You like My Magical candy Factory? You should see my magical van
Willpower? I've got a whole factory full of willpower
oh
OH YOU FOUND MEME GENERATOR I REMEMBER WHEN THIS WAS FUNNY 6 YEARS AGO
i am sooo interested please go on
i have to like this or god will hate me? well i would but im too busy not giving a shit
OH
I see the robbins textbook on your table you must have a 4.0
oh
Oh
i usually don't wish people a happy birthday i will make an exception for you
so you only speak three word to your girlfriend tell me how good your relationship is?
so you edit images in photoshop you must be the next picasso
So your girl drinks and smokes more than a men then that means your girl is rachet
oh
All rapes start with the eyes
OH RIDLEY
oh
So you think Apache Openoffice is an open source project? tell me more about the Lotus Symphony code Dump
P:la is better then fcrp How does this make you feel sam
So Tell me how You spent &#163;5 Million on 4472
oh you have no interest in me and you blocked me? tell me more about how you don't visit my profile through others' profiles
you want to be a teacher but you can't figure out anything on your own? you're making great choices.
Don't understand why someone used sarcasm to respond to you? tell me how serious you are
Oh
Oh
oh
Oh Marlon  Tell me more about how you created a meme
So she said hello to your boyfriend? Please
You told me this was a donation But its really just a bunch of trash
did you really think you could live twice before ?
Oh
Oh
oh
THE BURKE HALL BUZZ IS ONLINE? TELL ME MORE BENEFITS OF THE BH BUZZ
That fart was pretty loud tell me more about what you had for lunch
shit on my nipples and call me terry
yes
Went to more than one club in one night? Please tell me about your extreme night out
You want to share 4 share with me? tell me again how i will benefit from your 2 fans.
all caps? shit must be goin down
0H
YOU LISTEN TO BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR? TELL ME HOW INSPIRATIONAL THEY ARE
Con que tienes negocio ehh cuentame
oh so your boyfriends ex avoids all interaction with the two of you please tell me more about how psycho she is
Oh
so you're a thunder fan? tell me who 'the glove' is
OH
so you got offended by something on facebook? You must be new here.
so
surprised at the shit that goes down in the lounge?? you must be new here
please tell me again lebron about your mvp award while i continue to thunder up
oh
You're a fan of avicii? Tell me one more song than levels and sunshine
You know all about the transit of venus? tell me more about you degree in astronomy
You support denmark and is not denish? please tell me how you supported them before the 1-0 wictory vs netherlands!
oh so you're fat and hate yourself? that must be why you post hundreds of self-shots on every social networking site
Oh' you like to remind people you only play vinyl You must be the best dj in the world
oh
oh
Oh
so you play video Games for ramaza you must be such a great person
Oh
Soo... you knocked her up eh the oompa loompa way eh???
oh you reply back 'cool story bro' ? you must be such a master troll
so you live in the 21 century with advanced medicine please tell me how humans live longer
Oh YOu don't like lupe fiasco  Please go on about how real Kesha Is
oh so you can make any woman want you? tell me more about how broke you are from buying all that alcohol
oh
oh
you fags think this is how this meme is?? you all must be new here
oh you wear fake glasses? gee
SO YOU'RE A COMMUNIST? please tell me more about how you got retarded
oh
oh
oh
you tell everyone how overpriced is a mac? Tell more about how you upgrade your pc every year
Oh you're a parent? Tell me more how vaccinating children gives them horrible diseases
ios is getting navigation tell me more about how revolutionary it is
oh morry you think gold coast will win a game tell me more about how gold coast is going with cloning ablett
Oh
Deleting posts to please your GF? Tell me again how this deletes your herpes
i see your girlfriend's pregnant you're taking fathersday off aren't you?
You're a full-time mom in the pta? tell me about how busy you are
oh
oh so you really dont like him ? please tell me more about how many facebook statuses it took to rate his personality
oh
oh
oh
oh
oh
JADI LO KESEL YA TIMNAS INGGRIS BANYAK LIVERPOOLNYA KASIH TAU DONG SIAPA YANG NGASIH ASSIST KE LESCOTT?
oh Youre from so-cal please TELL ME HOW YOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN A KINGS FAN
oh
Are you wondering... where my other hand is?
oh you don't do your top button up at school? please tell me more about you REBELLIOUS life
AMERICA IS THE LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD
oh
oh
Oh
you listen to dubstep? my oompa loompas can make better music.
Oh
Oh
Oh so you're a L.A. kings fan for life? Like how you were a Boston bruins fan for life last year
BRADLEY won?!? thats not funny...
Can't work out if Dave  Is Wog or asian
you have 1000 facebook friends? tell me more about how unpopular you are.
OH SO YOU WEAR SUPREME TELL ME WHAT A DEDICATED SKATER YOU ARE
Fashion advice from a 16 year old? Tell me more about how you're going to skate by in life on mommy and daddy's money
you THOUGHT FACEBOOK WASN'T WORTH $38 A SHARE? TELL ME MORE OF YOUR INVESTMENT INSIGHTS
ohh i didnt know drizzy was paying your bills. SO HOW'S THAT GOING FOR YOU HUNNY?
nice diet you must have good cholestrol levels *CHUCKLE*
Oh
June 12th is the last day of classes? Tell me more about how you made the decision for students to come on june 25
Oh you told me to shut up tell me more about how you are gonna make me
Oh so your fuel pump went out in your dodge? Should've bought a forD
Oh you don't think that austen wageman is a beastly boss stud? i love the way you lie
How you feel WHEN someone takes a picture of you
oh you want to be gay? about 80% of the country would love see you get married
So you got carried tell me how pro you are
Oh hi tell me again how cool it is to be rude in internet
oh you complain how much you have to learn maybe turn off facebook and start studying
You have a mac? oh aren’t you just magical
QUINDI HAI STUDIATO PRESSO ''TUA MADRE'' E HAI LAVORATO PRESSO ''STOCAZZO''? WOW DEVI ESSERE UNA PERSONA DAVVERO ORIGINALE
unzip me  go down and get your candy
Sean Bean is in another movie I wonder what is going to happen to him
so you like to pretend to show me something and then fart tell me again how you think that's a war you can win?
Oh
girls
so YOU RIDE A MICRO-SCOOTER? TELL ME HOW YOU AREN'T A COMPLETE WASTE OF SPACE
Oh.. SO YOU EVADED A PD RANCHER IN AN INFERNUS HOW PRO
so.... are you crossing your arms in anger? or do you have no bra on??
Oh you went positive using a noob tube.. Please..Tell me more
Oh
so you recently became a zumba instructor please flood my facebook newsfeeds with random spanish song lyrics
You bought your RAM with your mac on Apple Store Tell me how much you're rich
OH so you rode the big dipper twice? You must be a real badass
Oh
oh so you hop out of bed and turn your swag on? Tell me more about how you turn yourself on
So you believe in REINCARNATION? Tell me more about all of your past lives.
God Said The LGBT Community is a Sin? Do Tell me More about your trip to heaven
You like jersey shore? i know i'm wearing the top hat
would you believe... this is my rapeface?
Oh
Oh
Oh
$1500 sneaker and Hermes belt Riding the bus must be fun
oh so you wear snapbacks? tell me more about how ghetto you  are
oh want a shout out? you must look retarded begging for shit
Oh
so they got your number and added you on facebook... and think your overly nice/ stalker
OH YOU CAN USE MEME GENERATOR TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW HILARIOUS AND ORIGINAL YOU ARE
So you're a main eventer? Tell me how well you've been booked in hcw
So you have 3000 facebook friends? Tell me all thier names
Votar&#225;s por pri? dime que se siente estar pendejo
You support the bnp? please continue to explain to me how you're not a racist
So your leaving kellogg Please tell me more about how it was the worst experience of your life
random person dislikes your photo on facebook? They must hate you sooo much.
So you're mad? Tell me more bro
Oh
oh you think lebron james sucks please tell me more about your basketball career
Oh
What if chickens... oh crap this is the wrong meme
So
Oh
Oh you have pictures of you laying on railroad tracks You must of hired a professional
oh
You don't want a relationship? Oh yes
Oh
So you like to wear short skits even when it's cold?  Tell me more about how you hate it when men stare at you.
cerchi di vendere una mito arlecchino a 2000€? Ti prego
Your parents won't buy you a $5
OH
Oh
booo your boyfriend dumped you? i'm sorry
oh you're a composer? please tell me more about how famous you are
oH
Oh you have air jordans? Tell me how good at Basket ball you are
You made a wordpress webpage? tell me more about how bad ass a programmer you are
Oh you're with me on deployment for a whole year? please tell me more about your last deployment
oh you have swag? tell me more about how low your bank account is
Oh so you don't like football? Please Tell me how anyone can kick a ball
oh
Oh you heard a story about me from someone who hates me? It must be 100% true.
cheetos? you got it
The Heat won What else did you think was going to happen
oh
oh you're complaining about people bandwagoning on the heat? tell me more about how you've become a celtics fan this year
Oh
so you weren't satisfied with diablo 3? please tell me how blizzard owes you anything
Oh you have an slr camera? Please tell me more about how you're a professional photographer
oh you can't wait to get out of school? tell me more about how much easier life will be without homework
oh
Oh
you assume i'm female because i support women's rights? Please
hey charlie you have a golden ticket to my pants
so your friend's pass is 12345 tell me more about your great hacking abilities
WANNA SEE MY WILLY WONKA?
SO YOU SWEAR DOWN? YOU MUST BE TELLING THE TRUTH IF YOUR SWEARING IS AIMED AT A LOWER TRAJECTORY
oh
oh i added you as friend tell me how long you waited for me to block you
So you play games of facebook tell me how your life is better than mine
Oh
so i heard you will survive the zombie APOCALYPSE like what you see in the movies
o u graduated from high school? tel me how easy it was the second time around
YOUR A RANGERS FAN HUH HOW DOES IT FEEL TO LOSE TO A 6TH SEED IN THE NEW JERSEY DEVILS
can i help you? no i just waited in line for 2 hours to say hello
so you where born in the 90's tell me more about the 90's
so you're forty gonna get the two fingers then!
Oh you post a status about Miami Heat  Name me 5 players
Oh
TELL ME MORE ABOUT hOW THIS IS MY FAULT
So
you listen to rap real loud while driving tell me more about how gangster you are
money doesnt buy happiness? please tell me how sad people are when they win the lottery
TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU SAY 'TEXT ME' AND DONT RESPOND TO ANY 'TEXT MESSAGES'
hate people who don't know when nobody cares what they have to say do you? please tell me more
you splash yourself before your race? you must be so fast
Someone stole your gnome? I don't gnome who it could be....
Oh your a model? please tell me why you feel the need to tell the world of this and how it makes you better than other girls
Oh so you had a baby at 13? Please tell me how you are going to be the best mom ever
OH
So you're an okC fan Tell me more about You dedication since 2008.
Oh so you are a DJ now? How is that gonna help you when everyone else in the world that is a DJ?
Oh you can't sleep? you must have insomnia
SO YOU SPRINT IN THE SCHOOL HALLWAYS TO PLAY TAG? PLEASE TELL ME WHY YOU AREN'T GOING EYE SOCKET TO HIP POCKET.
so you failed your driving test tell me more about the process of you driving
Oh
Your cosplay is from a webcomic? tell me more about how everyone knows who you character is.
Oh you're in the Australian christian lobby? tell me more about how Gays are like nazis
Hey spurs If you don't win I wonder who's gonna get traded
so your not going to the last day of school? please
You like kitchen jokes and other over used phrases? You must have a great sense of humor
Oh you think war is evil and wrong tell me more about those fps games you've been playing
you're only a brony 'cause you like the animation and story quality? how do you think pedobear got his start?
Oh so you pirated a game please tell me how you are such a hacker
I heard you have air maxes tell me more about how you come from the gutter
oh
Oh you have a boyfriend? he must text you back all the time...
so you made a alliance on skype u must be really proud
So you go to the gym ? Tell me more about how jacked you are
So you read '50 shades of grey'? How interesting!  shut up
Oh you disagree with my opinion? Tell me more about how you will unfriend me on facebook
Oh
I like cats tell me more about them
oh so you can do a better job than coach spo i'm sure watching espn and playing 2k12 will look great on your resume
So you picked Icarus Please Tell me how good you are at dota
i dont always make memes but when i do
Oh you have / are having a baby Please post more photos
Oh
You translated your status to another language on goole tRanslate You must be so proud to be bilingual
OH
So upp raised the tax again huh  so tell me how much ur costume cost again ??
Oh
Oh
oh so your 3 day relationship ended? please try to explain how you are now permanently scarred forever...
I SEE YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT BAGEL DAY YOU COULD STAND TO MISS A COUPLE
MOBILE PHONE DETECTORS IN USE? please tell me how a 60 yr old woman like yourself knows how to use it
2 chainz is the best artist? so tell me
So you hate government spending But you love college football
que perdio miami culpa del pendejo de lebron james
Oh you post pics of you breast-feeding on Facebook? tell me more about how youll keep feeding until the child is 9.
So arsenal are a one man team with van persie? please tell me how man city AREN'T with aguero
Oh
OH
OH so she's legal this time?
oh so jamie morrison has a chode!! i bet fred loves his small wide manhood  !
Oh
OH
so youre a fan of the baseball name a team besides the reds
100 likes on facebook you must be very popular
Oh
Please tell me again when you WILL  come to visit me
Oh
You press play on a laptop must be hard to be skrillex
Oh
please tell me more on how you made it through caboolture without wounds
Oh you watch football on tv? YOu must be the best player on the fiEld
Oh
None of these pictures apply to you? Please go on about how perfect in every way you are.
Accio Horcrux? Hermine
So
So you're upset your camp season has increased to 5 whole weeks? Speak up
oh you have an extra blender aren't you cool
oh you're going to get an 'om' tatoo? how original
Oh
So helmi Tell me again how much you love dr barnes
Oh the president is stupid i guess u of iowa is now ivy league mr. grassley
so
So you're the spelling police ? what a shit job
You have recently discovered humans can only live once? please tell me more
oh
so you don't like opeth? tell me why i shouldn't kill you
Oh so you just recently started working out? Please keep reminding us all with your gym check ins on FB
So you say this is a repost? tell me all about it
'י? חתיכת ?פס
So you're a fan of all new york sports teams tell me again how you're not a front runner
you say youre a bad girl tell me more about how slutty you are
Oh
Converses on your wedding day? tell me how original you are...
Tell me more about how much you love the lion king and your favourite character is 'that pig'
OH
oh
OH
oh you like eminem? tell me about how not afraid is his best song
Oh
So
so you're unique and no-one can change you? tell me how you and your friends all look the same
Oh so all of your statuses are copy/pasted please
So you read 'pity the nation' You must be an expert on Lebanon
Oh so i blocked you on facebook And now im going to die?
You're on Food stamps And you Get Mani Pedi's
Oh your 14 and in love? Interesting. Tell me more about how you plan to get married in 4 years
oh so your 14 now? Tell me more about how your ready for a serious relationship
you post fml as your facebook status tell me more about how awesome your life is
oh
oh
Oh you thought you were going to drop 2 aces on collin? you must not have been thinking
Ent&#227;o voc&#234; gosta de fazer a piada do pav&#234;? nossa
sooo
Your favorite led zeppelin song is stairway to heaven? yOU must know all of their songs
so you were bored in the 1999 tell me more about how much you miss the 90'
oh
What you have to say is more important than anyone else? Tell me again how large your last dump was
So your names ronak please tell me how you have swag
oh so you think a lack of understanding is why i think justin bieber is just more commercial claptrap i was a 12 year old girl once
Oh
OH YOU'RE A MODEL?  WHOSE YOUR AGENT? INSTAGRAM?
we're in a depression? quick
so you say messi is your favorite soccer player?? Then You Must not really have one
OH
OH
joe
gene wilder? i've never heard of him
so you're single and have relationship advice for me? tell me more about lasting relationships
Your facebook status got 100 likes? Please tell me how popular you are
so you beat mw3 on veteran you can totally take on then entire taliban army now
so you learned about memes in class... ... why don't you teach me how to use them properly?
oh
So Your girlfriend has some bad habit? Please upload a 'girls y u no' Meme and tell us how automatically every girl is the same.
Tell me how you were a kings fan before the playoffs started
Oh
So you're a virgin
So all your Facebook Updates are juDgemental? You must Be so deep
oh
oh
ur 40 and a virgin? u must b a quite ugly motherf***er
my new candy is called a never-ending thingamajig
so you don't write client-side unit tests? Tell me more about your releases.
So
oh
so you crack jokes on 9gag tell me how you crack jokes in real life
oh
Oh you play a demon hunter? Please tell me all about how hard you have it.
Oh you use auto tuNe? Tell the worLd more aBout your Deserved music career
So he ate your face right? Tell me about the bath salts...
So you have a camaro Tell me about your awesome Driving skills!
oh
that 'i DON'T always guy' is so cool
Oh
immortal technique top that mainstream artist
oh so you deleted me off bbm ella? that'll teach me a lesson
OH
oh
oh you take pictures of the city? tell me about how you've always lived there
c is better than c++? please tell me how awesome is declare vars at the top of functions
So the mets pitched a no-hitter. did you know the yankees have three perfect games?
Oh you're pregnant you must be from mansfield
tell me more about how you loved them before they won the epl
oh
oh
Ed got the favourite? Are you pulling my wonka?
oh you have instagram?  tell me more about your future as a photographer
So
OH YOU HAVE A HIGH SPOILER WING TELL ME MORE HOW IT TURNED INTO A RACE CAR
oh
So you come here often? I like children
oh so you go to apa? tell me how that's gonna help you when you're unemployed
so you're dumping your boyfriend because he has trust issues? tell me again why were at a restaurant...
Oh
Oh
You think im creepy Look at the candyman
OH YOU HAVE A MEME AS YOUR PROFILE PICTURE? YOU MUST BE SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL
Oh
So tell me about external to external and how you didn't check it
oh you circulated a chain message tell me how this has saved your life?
Really? tell me more about your fascinating life
hai 300 mi piace ai vestiti? prova a farti foto
So you're a first year city planner? please tell me how rich and succesful you're gonna be when when you get your bachelor degree
HAI UN NUOVO RAGAZZO E VUOI FARTI NOTARE DA QUELLO VECCHIO? OH
So you watched band of brothers? TELL ME HOW YOU KNOW EVERYTHING FROM HISTORY
Oh youve won 8 games in a row? You must Definitely be in first place
Oh so you're a woman who shaved part of her head? please tell me how this makes you 'better'
oh
so you play karthus ?! tell me how pro you are at pressing that 'R' button
thou shall not kill? i must have walked in on a really interesting conversation
oh you play house now? tell me when you stop calling it 'techno'
Oh you got a macbook pro? please tell me all the fascinating features it has that our normals one don't.
OH SO A BLACK MAN EATS SOMEONE'S FACE OFF? TELL ME HOW WILL YOU PREPARE FOR THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE AGAIN.
My name is Gene wilder and i played willy wonka in willy wonka and the chocolate factory
Oh. so your from jersey again
oh you have a 13.1 sticker tell me how athletic you are
SO U IGNORED MY INVITE THE CRUEL INSANITY
Hehe.hehe.heheheheheheheheheheheehehehehe. Mm. That was satisfying
Oh
Oh
OHH you have a bumper sticker! remind me never to talk to you. ever!
Oh
Its raining outside Let me guess. You bitches want to cuddle?
GEE i WONDER... WHAT AM I TRYING TO SAY?
Oh
oh
Ohh so you wear dad's knitted jumper from the 80's... That must make you so cool and original
Oh! you use fousquare Let me tell you how much I care about the place you are
oh
oh! you use foursquare  let me tell you how much i care about the places you have visited
Oh
Oh
so you won trophies in the past explain how that makes up for your shit team now
Why not take a tour of more than just my factory
retro photos with funny captions? THEY'RE ALWAYS FUNNY. do more.
oh
Back AT work today? Tell me more about what that's like
Oh you don't like chasing drop shots you must be melanie lasslett
So
Oh
So tell me how your mother thinks your a one man woman
i am a  willy wonka
You have a stiffy right now? please... tell me no more!!!
You watch anime and read manga right to left? Please tell me more on how japanese you are
You have a coexist sticker? Lets see you ride through the middle east.
Oh so you have 'things' with every girl you know have fun never having a real girlfriend
So you made an instant soup. tell me more about
You lock like shit!!! i know...
Oh So You've been to europe? You must be so sophisticated.
Y DIME YEDY  K SE SIENTE SABER K SI SALTAS HASES OTRO SUNAMY EN JAPON
Oh So you are a Higher Ed Major Sounds tough
you're a heat fan from miami? TELL ME MORE ABOUT REALLY BEING FROM NEBRASKA
I see you correct people's Grammar on Facebook.. You must be very intelligent.
SO your a bobcats fan?  tell me about their winning streak
so You were turtured because of your religion? Tell me more about how you religion is helping humankind.
so you wear north face clothing ? you must be very adventurous
Oh
oh so kkr won... please tell me how does that make you earn anything?
oh
GOING ON  LADYS
so
Rock n roll & Japanese idols Tell me I've died and gone to heaven
Rock n roll & Japanese idols Tell me I've died and gone to heaven
Japanese idols
Oh
So you have an iphone? Tell me about all the great flash content you can view...
so you like reggae music can you name someone except bob marley
So you say csk fixed the ipl Tell me more about yourself being a sore loser
so i heard you like soccer tell me then
so you're very popular in mexico city? you must be really good
oh you succeed in your exams tell me how hard you've worked to pass
indigo league was the best season of pokmon? tell me about all the other seasons you've watched all the way through.
oh so you think that actress is ugly tell me how your life is going better than theirs
sO YOU LIKE POKEMON??? PLEASE TELL ME HOW IMPRISONING ANIMALS AND FORCING THEM FIGHT MAKES YOU FEEL GOOD!
Kupilas bluzke i jedzenie powiadasz
Oh you love this guessing game and screwing with my head? Tell me his name.
First comment Explain to me how you're cool
So you bought a mac? you must hate quality
You hate the mainstream? tell me how you need the latest iphone to be cool
HC Strache
So you really love music? tell me how much albums you actually bought
Oh
So Obama killed Bin Laden? Tell me more about how he went overseas
you have  a loaded? you must be great at freeriding
tell me of the time you worked a bls float i must hear someone elses story from you
so you're a high flying corporate lawyer? do Fill me in on what the latest is on days of our lives
they get $2
oh so you're a scene kid? do tell about how haters make you famous
You're a vegan? please tell me again how to cook my steak
OH
YOU ARE TALKING WITH 48 PERSON ON FACEBOOK AT THE SAME TIME. TELL ME HOW ANGRY ARE SOME PERSON WHEN YOU DON'T ANSWER IT.
tell me again how  your reimbursement is going?
so i hear your a die hard magic fan  tell me agian who was there center before dwight howard
Oh so you shared your profile picture? tell me more about how you're not 'fishing for likes'
Oh
girlfriend broke with me After 2 days new boyfriend
Oh so you're a baller tell me. Can you crank a yoppie
Oh you know what your registry is Please tell me about how you destroyed your computer
so you got an electric turntable for christmas? please
does your grandma like to eat strudel?
is that strudel gluten free?
Oh you say smoking weeds bad for you do you yes light another cigarette
You are part of the bvb army? what a rough life you live
Oh
oh so you go for QLD  tell me how much you pay
oh you finished with math today? tell me more of how it feels
AH
OH? YOU WERE A REF IN STATE OF ORIGIN? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU DONT SUPPORT QUEENSLAND.
Oh
So you made a joseph Ducreaux meme? You must have such an expansive vocabulary
OH
You took a picture in black and white? you must be so artsy
you listen to young wild & free? you must smoke so much weed
Oh
she said i mouth raped her
oh
so
yolo unless you're a cat
oh you know about basketball? name a player out not playing for the heat
Oh
Oh you dont like my Facebook statues?  Tell me how you didn't realize that you can block my updates.
v
so your 16 and pregnant  tell me how your gonna become famous
So you beat richmond please tell me more about how you will win the flag
Oh
scrivi frasi profonde su facebook? grazie di esistere
tell me more about how you love your boyfriend of two hours
So you're a harry potter fan because you've seen the movies. tell me
oh
OH you dislike my videos? way to teach me a lesson on video making
OH YOU HAVE A FLEX WATCH? I HAVE ALL 10
Oh
you play call of duty please tell me all about how much of a weapons expert you are
oh
So girls never cheat in a relationship keep telling me about how faithful you all are.
These haven't gotten old yet? bullshit
Your baby daddy missed a child support payment? tell me more about how he is the worst dad in the world
asi que metiste a tu bebe en la lavadora... dime que se siente ser un vil pendejo puto de mierda??
2007 was the last good year for wwe (five years later) 2012 was the last good year for wwe
So English is the default language in the english version of this software?
E cosi hai chiamato 37 moab? ti prego
so
so you got killed by a guy with smg in mw3 tell me more how cod is an sniper only game
Oh
making jokes about the holocaust jew think you're funny?
You left before the m.o.a.b Tell me about your legit 3.75 K/DR
you left before you got m.o.a.bed you must be 100% pro
Oh so you know how to make memes? You must be so funny
So you RE-post photos of slutty women's boobs on facebook Tell me more about how you'd like to find a simple
you have 1000 plus facebook photos tell me why your not a photographer yet?
so you can make modded lobbies and lagswitch people on cod please tell me how much of an amazing hacker you are
oh
So Avengers is the best movie ever? I bet you are a cinema expert
...ΚΑΙ ΜΕΤΑ ΤΟ Μ?ΗΜΟ?ΙΟ; ΜΗΠΩΣ ?Α ΚΑΤΑΡΓΗΣΟΥΜΕ ΚΑΙ ΤΗ ΒΑΡΥΤΗΤΑ..;
You post quotes that are from popular people tell me how that helps you at all
you hate mondays? Please make a status about it every monday because we all care so much
oh you pulled the fire alarm again? do tell me what a bad ass you are
Oh your celibate Please
Oh so you want a large popcorn with an overload of butter? please
so how is your band going? your recent disposition tells me so much about shelf life of your music
oH
SO..... WANNA GO OUT?
YOU HAVE A MEME IN YOUR SIGNATURE? pLEASE
oh you think tebow sucks and you are better? Please
SO IM WINNING BECAUSE IM A HACKER? TELL ME MORE ABOUT ALL THE GAMES YOU WIN WHEN IM NOT PLAYING
Oh you watch Fox News? Tell me again the definition of propaganda
you like to post politics on facebook? tell me more about how many friends just love that in their news feed
Your Profile picture is you smoking/drinking? I hope to be as cool as you someday.
Oh
oh
so your gamertag has mlg in it? please tell me more about how many event you've been to
So you're a music fan now? Tell me about your lady gaga collection
So you Go to Concerts now? You must be so hip
OH
You support the troops? Then why do you continue to send them to war?
Oh a student misbehaved? Please explain how the class is responsible
So you are making diablo 3 jokes? You sure can think of very original jokes
go ahead make more memes i never said they were good
Oh so you have &#163;600 headphones please tell me more about how you're not rich
Oh i see you're whining because someone else got in a fight please tell me more about how it involves you
oh
so you made it through to inferno tell me more about this scary diablo
So
oh you didn't do your homework tell me how you spend 8 hours busy with something
E COSI' TU SEI QUELLO CHE SCRIVE CHE AMIGA OS SARA' IL S.O. DEL FUTURO? TI PREGO
clean desktop can i see the download section?
tell me again how you make less than $1
so you liked beast on facebook? you must be a really close friend of zuckerberg
Sorry Forever alone guy. your time on the god tier is nearing it's end.
So you think mac is the worst os ever? Please tell me more about your iphone.
oh so you're writing a biology exam for ocr? tell me more about how bats
OH YOU HAVEN'T GRADED MY EXAM YET PLEASE GO ON ABOUT HOW MUCH LONGER IT TO TAKES TO GRADE FINALS THAN MIDTERMS
oh you're jake millar... tell me more about how you mack sluts...
you have facebook timeline? tell me how life is now so hard
Are you wondering? what my other hand is doing?
Oh so you wear all black one day? please tell us how emo you are
So you're boycotting products made in the settlements? Come tell me how financilly hurting the jewish owners of the factories that employ Palestinians is helping the Palestinians
YOU MARREID MARK ZUCKERBERg? well played asian... well played
Oh
if i had a nickle for every horsepower your honda has. i'd have six dollars
Oh
Oh so you're going to edc? tell me how you always love ELETRONICA
oh you used the word 'generic' to describe a band? please tell me more about how that makes you the world's greatest music critic.
Oh
OH your dating the same guy that cheated on you before? I'm sure it will be so different this time...
Oh
Oh you smoke? Why don't you post some more pictures of you doing that on facebook
You take pictures of food using instagram? PLease tell me how much you love photography
oh
Oh
you drive a mustang? tell me how much power it makes and how much better you are than everyone else
so u can escape the friendzone after 4 years? you must be shinarambo
Oh you wear nike air max? Tell me more about being different and individual
So
Oh he cheated again? Tell me how much different this time will be!
You like the SEC now? Tell me how much you liked them last year too
so you're having a business meeting at mcdonalds? tell me how successful you are in your field
Oh? you fc'ed throught the fire and flames on expert? well
OH SO YOU ARE AN INDIVIDUAL I GUESS I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYONE ELSE WEAR SKINNY JEANS AND VANS
Oh You Go To Catholic School? I bet your such a good kid
Teacher
so
oh you WERE BORN THIS WAY? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR BIRTH DEFECT
yOU'RE FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHT TO AN EDUCATION? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU BLOCK CEGEPS.
yOU'RE FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHT TO AN EDUCATION? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU BLOCK SCHOOLS.
So you took an arrow in the knee... tell me that story again
oh you just discovered toostrange.tk tell me more about your new expierence
You're 35
Oh
Oh you read the oatmeal link me another page would you
Oh you disproved a stereotype? I can't wait to  hear about it on the news tonight...
Oh you admin a facebook page? Tell me more about how you coded it from a blank text file
SO YOU BOUGHT THE $5 CALLING CARD AGAIN tell me about all the times it did work
Oh
you think reposting a status earns money? please
Corri a scrivere su fb quando &#232; avvenuta una scossa di terremoto? TI PREGO
Tell Me how lebron was lebald before he took his talents to south beach
OH YEAH PLEASE TELL US AGAIN HOW YOU ARE SO GOOD AT DOTA BUT ALWAYS ENDS UP WITH BAD TEAMMATES
your memes get an upvote the second you generate them someone must really like your memes
yOU THINK NICKI MINAJ IS TOO THICK? tELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR IDEAL GIRL...
oh you play a lot of call of duty plzz tell me more about how you are a guns expert
So wilkins is on your team?............ just exactly how do you plan on winning?
Oh You got busted smoking weed by your dad? You must be the first kid thats ever happened too.
oh you listen to chief keef? please tell me what other songs you know besides i dont like
Oh so you're a fan of anime tell me more about the naruto character you're dressed as
So you support chelsea football club tell me more about how you 'deserve' the champions league trophy
asi que todos te quieren dime que se siente acostarte con todo lo que se mueva
Oh your a feminist? Please tell me how much of a pig i am
Oh
So you want me to pay $10 for a Jersey shore app please tell me more about how how my jersey shore name is ronnie.
Oh
I remember my first beer You must be some kind of connoisseur
oh you know alot about guns? please tell me more about a gun that isn't in call of duty
OH
You've been with your boyfriend for a week? Tell me more about how much you love him.
Oh
muller you say? i only saw drogba.
Oh so girls like boys who are emotional? please tell me more about how much of a ladies man you are
Oh you're a chelsea fan tell me more about how you go out of your way to watch all of their games
oh you have over 1000 friends on facebook? please tell me about your amazing relationship with them
so you're a muslim who hates america? please do tell me how horrible our country is compared to your third world nation.
Oh
Party rock is in the house tonight? I bet you'll have a really good time.
so
You posted 'Happy Birthday' on my timeline? you must have put ALOT OF time and efforT INTO THAT POST
Oh you find adam sandler absolutely hilarious? you must have a really high iq...
So Your A 'vegan' tell me again how your favortite resterant is mcdonald's
OH YOU STarted YOUR SEXUAL LIFE AT 14? YOUR FUTURE MUST BE SO BRIGHT
so i heard you like call of duty you must be an expert on guns
YOU LIKE SKRILLEX? TELL ME HOW YOUR A HUGE FAN OF DUBSTEP
you love one direction? please tell me more about how you found them on google yesterday.
Oh you have tribal tattoos Tell me again what tribe your in
Sociology and epidemiology You must be such an important and valued part of the medical cUrriculum
oh you only listen to escape the fate you must be such a metalhead
oh so ian you got oreos and playoffs lets here about the rest of your swag
oh you have a dirt bike in nyc? there must be a lot of dirt hills around here
Oh
Oh
So you think your cool cause you smoke weed every day? Tell me how succesful you are
tweeting in arabic  *feels like a boss* #CAKE
Wow you must be julianna damn you are beautiful <3
dici di essere cristiano e di amare i tuoi fratelli.  fai 'finta' di non vedermi
Oh You ride a harley.. Which one of my sister would you like to impregnate
so
your status update is all about you drinking on a friday night you must have such a great life that you need to tell everyone how cool you are drinking
oh
YOU're a beta tester? TEll me more of how you get exclusive access to beta's release on cheap games
Oh so you are ON YOUR LAST WEEK OF SCHOOL? please tell more about how you're not gonna do anything
oh you have tribal tattoos? Tell me more about what it's like to be a hunter-gatherer
You think artists are sell outs? tell me more about how you listen to Nicki minaj
You live in the suburbs? tell me more about how you can relate to rap & hard living
You live in america? Tell me how you understand poverty
You live outside of america? tell me how you understand americans and think they're all fat
You're racist? Tell me how you want one race to exist while others contribute more than you
You're racist? Tell me how want one race despite the fact you're possibly mixed
you know everything about music right? tell me more about ke$ha being more relevant than whitney
Oh
You think nicki minaj is real Tell me more about how you think other artists are sell outs
You listen to lil wayne? Tell me more about how you can relate to the music a mainstream rapper makes
You think all artists can sing? Tell me more about your knowledge of the music industry
Oh
Oh
You think lil wayne is the best rapper? tell me more about your knowledge and taste in hip hop
You think nicki minaj is original tell me more about your knowledge of the music industry
Oh
Oh
oh
you talk shit after beating me 3v1? tell me more about your sweet skills
SO YOU BOUGHT A PAIR OF TOMS? YOU MUST REALLY CARE ABOUT KIDS
So you do tattoos now? Tell me more about how you're a professional tattooist
Oh every track on your 'mixtape' is on the beatport top 100? you must be a great dj.
Oh So you're an expert in music? Please tell me MOre about your refined opinions. They must be Extremely important.
Your parents BMW broke down and you have to take the bus to class? Please
So MATTHEWLUKe bird Tell us all about your 'new bike'
you do gcses? why don't you tell me how hard they are?
Oh
So you're a genius? that votes labor
Oh your favourite sport is football Tell me how original that makes you and what a utter lad you are after a half shandy
your father photographer? tell me what professional photographer you are
oh you're dating my ex boyfriend? I'm eating a sandwIch
You got six stars in GTA IV? So
You have more than 1000 friends on fb you must be the popular kid at school
Sam fisher? Tell me more about how your act afl but lose every game
so your a frank ocean fan? Enlighten me on the lonny breaux collection
so your a frank ocean fan? ENlighten me on the lonny breaux collection
SO
OH
sO YOU SAW THE AVENGERS AND BOUGHT A SUPERHERO SHIRT? tELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE THE WORLD'S BIGGEST COMIC BOOK EXPERT.
Oh
Oh you have a lebron jersey Tell me about your ring collection
Oh so you use the handbrake in your Corsa to go round corners Please go on about how Amazing you are at drifting
raise taxes on the rich? Im sure none of them will leave the country
You pointed out a typo? You must be the smartest kid on earth
YouR Dating my Ex? Tell me how do my left overs taste?
KAKO TOA SITE SME ZA VARDAR A VO KRATOVO 100 DUSI?
Oh
you were killed by lina tell me more
Oh you viewed my facebook profile?  please do Tell me how much you know me
oh
ohh so you won another mvp lebron  And How  many rings do you have?
you're pregnant at 16? oh
Oh you like the yankees
Me no know math candy & cupcakes only
I heard you have some hallucinogenic hruška please tell me more
OH YOUR ONLY 12 AND COMPLAINING ABOUT ALCOHOL PRICE INCREASING? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU WILL SURVIVE
So you're in XD Tell me more of this bug free code you write
Oh that's nice Now tell me how your final review really went
Oh donna summers died? tell me more about how disco changed your life.
donna summer died. please
OH YOU WERE BORN IN THE 90s HOW'S YoUR PARENTS DIVORCE GOING?
you say you are smart
oh
you watched romper stomper and american history x again on netflix so tell me how much of an aryan you are
so you said you love being single now tell me again why you always complain about it in facebook
o cl&#225;udio ramos  gay?? a srio conta-me o que ele era antes paneleiro??
Mit der Super Soaker auf die stra&#223;e gehen Die &#214;laugen mit Schweinefleischwurstwasser ben&#228;ssen
So you only say 'thunder up' during the playoffs? tell me more about how you follow them through out the season
Relationship advice? Tell me more about how much you know about relationships from being single all your life
Oh
you said 'yolo' youre such a risk taker!
sO YOU LIKE TO DO CURLS AND BENCH PRESS WHEN YOU WORK OUT? PLEASE
so i'm a herb  please tell me again who introduced you to her
You said 'yolo' You must be living to the fullest
so you live off of welfare? tell me about how you need equal rights
You can tell apart nationalities over the internet Please let me in on this magical device
Immigrants stealing our jobs? Tell me more about how you've always wanted to be a strawberry picker
so you broke up after 2 loooong weeks? please tell me about how you were soooo in love
oh
Oh so you read your horoscopes Did it tell you that you are an idiot?!
oh you wear xxl shirts and turn your hat too the side? you must be so thug.
oh you have a cross tattooed on your arm? YOU MUST GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY
Oh so you bought your 7 year old a mako? he must be quite some superstar
oh you make memes? tell me more about how funny you are
oH
oh
Oh pro athletes need to be in shape? please give me more valuable insight
&#211;
og so you're a famous youtuber on younow disguised as a camel tell me all about the free time you big youtubers have.
oh you get facebook on the last week of school Let me know how that works out for you
cool torn jeans  you must not care that you buy clothes with holes already in them
whoa wait so you have 700 facebook friends?  you must be like the most popular person ive ever met
oh yea? you used to be in the army? so why aren't you still there?
this
So your a spurs fan so you dont have to pretend you want the english side to win.
oh your cody jones you must know everything about gym
Oh
OH YOU SAY YOLO ALL THE TIME? please do tell me how you make the most of your life on facebook
you're really into comics? tell me more about DKR and Hush
E quindi mangi la merda? Raccontami ancora dei tuoi gusti culinari
So you think making memes will get you girls? good luck with that
oh
Oh my
oh you think your fat? tell that to rosie O'donald
I see you have Nurburgring sticker you must race there
oh you're from texas? you must love men
oh
OH martin
you put fml as your facebook status? you must have cancer or something.
Your 14 and stopped smoking? how Inspiring..
Oh so you're a Hipster You must be so original
oh so your chris nailor rumor is that your a honda god
oh
I like the flavor of my neighbor i like the flavor
oh
Oh you shared a science joke on facebook? tell me more about how intellectually significant you are
I HEARD YOU WORK AT A LIGHTSHOW STORE... YOUR LIFE MUST BE GOING IN SUCH A POSITIVE DIRECTION.
i don't know and i don't care
Structure exam tommorrow tell me how hard you are working tonight
So you saw the avengers? tell me more about how loki's so hot
You wear t-shirts to school everyday? You must be so rebellious
So you can text while riding your motorcycle tell me 
Oh
just keep raising your voice because what you have to say is so important
Oh you smoke oxycontin at school? You must be really popular.
OH THE TOP SEED WON GAME 1 AT HOME Please tell me how the series is over and how there's no way this won't be a sweep
one does not simply make a meme
Please do share your day schedule on facebook you must be the president
You aren't old enough to vote yet? Please
if shitting is natures call... does that make a fart a missed call?
oh you started nba talk? please tell me about how you know everything about basketball
so regensburg made it into the 2nd bundesliga? tell me more about how you've always been an fan
oh you like obama hows that hope and change working for you?
The guy you slept with from the bar was a jerk? Tell me about how you're giving up on guys
Oh you know all about cvi? you must read me like a book
Dying over diablo 3? tell me about the blizzard games you've owned besides warcraft 3.
You expected diablo 3 servers to be up and running at 12:01pst you must be new to blizzard games
'The only way to fix an error 37 is to keep attempting to login?' Tell me about how you couldn't FORESEE needing more than 1 server.
SO YOU CLAIM YOU'RE FATHER DIDN'T TOUCH YOU AS A CHILD I DARE YOU TO SAY HE DIDN'T TOUCH DIABLO 3
you got diablo 3 collectors edition? tell me about error 37
oh you hate gays? Tell me more about your unquestionable heterosexuality
You think condescending Wonka is immature? I bet your Brony herd agrees.
so Hitler? who's laughing now...
you're a mature age student? please keep enlightening everyone to how cultured and clever you are
Ah
so you just customized a gun on Mw3? please tell me how much of a gun expert you are now.
Oh you drink underage? TEll me how cool that makes you
Oh
Oh you'r a flyers fan? tell me more about beating the devils
oh
You think my memes are lame? Your name must be james koch
oh lebron james won his 3rd mvp? tell me again how many rings he has
oh lebron james won his 3rd mvp? tell me again how many rings he has
So you use my image to make a point? no
Oh you have red hair? Please tell me more about how you think it's actually strawberry blonde.
oh
so your a soccer fan explain how you think players in the mls are good
Oh you smoke black & milds? you must have so many friends
oh so you're a st. louis cardinals fan? do tell me how you rooted for them all of 2011
Oh you sold out your account in hopes of retiring off the Facebook IPo? so please tell me how how you will live off 100 shares?
ridiculing the frustration on fb because of d3 server crash Please tell me more about how that was unexpected
Oh I can have a coupon? Now I'll surely be loyal to your brand
So You're wondering who is going to be at dunes tonight? Why don't you Check The high school yearbook
Oh
You've watched a few hours on a major tv network about the presidential campaigns? Please show me how educated your are in the subject on facebook
SO
Oh
Oh So you're a SEO guru social media zen master? Continue to Tell me how you contribute so much to society
oh u found out about internet how fascinating tell me more
Halo 4 is rubbish? tell me more about your time travel capabilities.
So you've played D&D for a month? You must know everything about the game
Immigrants are stealing our jobs? Tell me more about how you are qualified to be a cardiologist
I hear you're 37 Tell Me more about how all those gray Hairs don't make you feel Old
Ur against racism? please name me 5 black friends
your 12 and you think your a badass tell me about all the people you killed
St Kilda beat carlton? lets all share on facebook how strongly we now support st kilda
yes tell me again about how skrillex stole your haircut
You don't know what a german umlaut is? Please tell me more about how to pronounce your name.
SO
OH
So you are a part of a once socially persecuted ideology? Tell me more about how tolerant and open minded you are to others who think differently from you.
So your a directionator And you only like harry...
oh you ride a scooter? tell me all about your cool friends
Oh so you're a man city supporter? please tell me how many years you suffered without a title.
so you believe i give a f***? i bet you believe in unicorns too!!
OH
oh you got a split at nex? please tell me more about your sucess
Oh you copy and pasted my status to prove a point? You must be so clever
Oh
Windows was unable to connect to the internet Tell me more about internet connection problems
o
OH YOU PLAY COD? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU CAN IDENTIFY ANY GUN.
you like justin bieber do you? i enjoy little girls too
you live with your parents? please tell me how to live my life.
oh
Oh
so you just defriended someone on facebook you must've really sent them a message
Oh your ph meter isn't calibrated? tell me more about how titration is hard
Your mother cant get a second man? how many mirrors has she broken?
OH YOu're twelve? TELL ME HOW much of a teenager you are.
Oh you're stretching your ears? please hold on a moment while i go and vomit.
You know what? Michael was on to something!
So you listen to good music? Proceed to tell me how you listen to dubstep.
You listen to eminem? You must know so much things about rap music.
HAVEN'T HEARD OF OCCUPY BILDERBERG? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW GREAT IT IS BEING A PAID HYPROCRITE LYING SHILL
Oh you have swag? please tell where you put that on a job application
is that a banksy shirt? you must be a political activist
You're happy that manchester city won? oh please tell me about how big a fan of man city you are
You'RE 18 YEARS OLD ANd ARE HOLDING ALCOHOL BOTTLES IN YOUR FACEBOOK PICTURES? You are so cool
people say you should become a comedian? i see what they mean
so you got a first class degree   tell me more about the 100k salary you will now be earning BECAUSE of this
oh
so
oh you speak french? You must be a philosopher
So you listen to good music? Proceed to tell me how you listen to one direction
So you like to blame others for their mistake? Tell me more on how perfect and SUCCESSFUL is your life
oh
you wishing your mom a happy mother's day on facebook you must really love her
oh you made a meme? tell me more about how witty you are.
So
I'm gay for watching my little pony? You clearly know more about my own sexuality﻿ than I do.
So you're going to marry that Guy from one direction? please tell me more about how you're so different from the other millions of fangirls
You are really good at online games ? tell me how nice is to be virgin
Oh so you get fours on on demands? tell me how good of a writer you are
oh i see you can play 'Knockin'  on heavens door'  on guitar you must be a musician
OH
Little boy I am wearing candypants.
ENT&#195;O VOC&#202; POSTA FRASES B&#205;BLICAS NO FACEBOOK CONTE-NOS UM POUCO SOBRE O FILME PORN&#212; QUE VOC&#202; ESTAVA ASSISTINDO ONTEM
Oh
oh
you must be old here
wow you have 900 facebook friends! you must be really popular
Oh you used a meme as a profile picture you must be really funny
money over bitches? Please
14 and pregnant? so tell me how long have you been in your relationship
United states falling behind to Asia? Tell me about what you're doing to prevent that.
oh
dici che la tua gilda &#232; la pi&#249; forte di sempre? Ti prego
works on my machine cool story
tell me more of your political views wow....fascinating stuff
oh
oh you have tattoo sleeves? do tell me how symbolic all the ink is
hai firmato anche tu la petizione?! Insegnami a smusare sotto la consolle come fai tu
oh
i HEAR YOU ARE PLAYING SMOKE ON THE WATER tELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR AMAZING GUITAR ABILITIES
OH YOU MUST BE NEW HERE? YOU MUST BE A FAN BOY.
so you live in slovenia? tell me more about the european salaries and laws you have
Oh
so i heard you like one direction do you also think justin bieber is a guy?
you're staying up for housework? you must be quite the overachiever.
oh you're in school? are you done with finals?
Oh you do crossfit? You Must have forgotten what it's like to not be in beast mode
oh your background is a landscape You must be such a humble person
So you're in love with a celebrity tell me how realistic your relationship is
you finished the test that early? you must be sooo smart
So you're from the cities? you must be a great fisherman
Oh you go to the gym? you must be so atheltic
SO diablo 3 is coming? tell me how big of a diablo 2 fan you are.
So you found a pair of size 20 skinny Jeans you must look great in them
The creation engine huh? tell me how its not the gamebryo in disguise
So you're the 99%? Tell me all about how your parents pay for everything
So 
you wear camouflage shorts? You must know everything about the army
Oh
oh
Oh
SO
kids why they so tempting?
So you recently broke up? what song lyrics will you post?
so your hating on the 90's generation i see please tell me all about how your generation of crack
he thinks he's a dude and not a dud How cute
Oh so you have swag? do explain how this gets you into jannah
SO
oh your car is standard? it must be so cool and fast
I wonder about your team name is it powerful panthers or pinky panthers??
Washington post
Oh
so you decided to spam pictures? tell me more about how you don't want to clog up newsfeeds
Exam?! Can be eaten?
Oh
Oh
you're wearing flip flops? as if we all want to look at your ugly ass feet
oh
Oh
oh you're still in high school? how unfortunate
oh
Ohh you loved Robert downey jr. in ironman? Please tell how you used to read all the comics!
sO YOU DRINK IPA'S DO YOU? YOU MUST BE SO SOPHISTICATED
So your abby fremoux? i heard you get all the good guys.
so the man in your life hasn't text you back in 61 seconds? he must be cheating on you!
oh
oh so you got a double with karthus? please tell me more about how great you are at pressing r
Oh
so bristol palin you think gay marriage is stupid? or maybe you're just mad because some babies have two dads and yours doesn't have one.
So ACCORDING TO YOUR FACEBOOK YOU STUDIED ON Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry HOW VERY ORIGINAL
OH
Oh
Viral Marketing? You must be so innovative
You had to put on pants and drive to the office today? Your Job must be terrible.
so you like to convert temperatures? please tell me how you survived -180c
oh
oh
oh
Oh
oh you like skrillex tell me more about how you love dubstep
oh youve been in 6 fights? you must be so cool
oh
Oh your youtube comment about your ex got top comment? she must have come running back to you
OH ARE YOU WISHING PAV A HAPPY B DAY? AS A PERFECT GIFT GO LIKE AND SHARE COSMIC DREAMS PAGE :)
so you're drinking cola? please tell me how you're way too drunk??
Oh
OUr pants are too short? We are such criminals
Miami Plays the Pacers? Oh well
Oh
so you put Kepler Bradley on the field yolo
oh
Oh you're a hott girl Please tell me how popular you would be without your looks
Oh
Your facebook politicking  is so interesting.
oh
Oh
so you read the percy jackson series? tell me how you know everything about mythology
The Rangers Are Losing? Tell Me more about how its the refs fault
your the biggest avicii fan tell me more about all the songs you know
I'm just gonna give up and wait for someone to complain
ein echter Spieler  braucht keine runen
Oh you have a cib? we didn't notice it in all your self pics
So you are stressing about your gcse? Well bolton have to win to stay up on sunday
owns 2 tshirts of joy division you must be such a huge fan
So
oh
you stopped playing cod for a week? please tell me how strong your willpower is.
oh
oh
Oh
so you skate ? tell me what tricks you can do besides ollie
Kony 2012? Tell me more about how
you heard some swearing? is this your 1st visit to corio?
Oh
oh so you attended class 3 times this semester? tell me more about how hard it is to be in colleg
Oh
Comfortable with yourself
oh
So you think your a bad ass? Please post another picture of your 120lb self shirtless
Oh
WOW YOU'RE SO FUNNY TELL ME MORE ABOUT ALL THE WOMEN YOU PULL
Oh you are having relationship problems? Please
Oh
You are a tenth prestiege on call of duty? The soldiers in Iraq could definitely learn some tips from you
oh
oh my tv is a 55'and yours is a 56' tell me more about how much all of my stuff sucks
Oh you bought vlad? You couldn't have splurged the $5 for calico?
Your happy liverpool won 4-1 tell me more about how you got a cup for it
Oh
Oh you like to criticize my Relationship? Please
Oh
Oh
oh please tell me how much harder a-levels are than the Ib
Oh you blocked me on facebook? you realLy showed me
i'm pathetic for liking pokemon? tell me how devoting your life to football was a brilliant decision
you're a huge kate bush fan? you must truly appreciate good music
you're indie? nice snapback
Hey Its Your Birthday. Who Cares? I'm Sure you had one last year.
Oh
per favore.... dimmi come un suv fa di te un vero maschio....
Oh
Asi que dices que el amor es una mierda Dime que se siente ser un cabron/a?
Oh so you beat up a y7 ? please tell me how that makes you the hardest boy ever ?
Caleb Norton's sexuality? i dunno
Oh
So you think niqab is suppression tell me how using girls in thongs as props in videos is better
oh so you're a nationals fan please tell me how you supported the expos
oh
you have a V8? you must save heaps on petrol
OH REALLY? PLEASE DO TELL!
you have a clan tag by your name You must be so good
Oh clan tag by your name you must be soo good
playboy!!!
oh
Oh
You're Going To Knock Me Out In Boxing? I'm Sure You're Making He Trip To Houston Soon!
oh
I hear you listen to Jay Z You must be so gansta!
You take a Zumba and a spin class? tell me more about why you are still fat
you just had sushi for the first time? tell me more about the koreans that made your food
oh
Oh so YOU STAGED A CONVERSATION ON bbm wHY NOT SCREEN MUNCH IT AND POST IT ON FACEBOOK
Oh
oh
You can eat sour patch kids without puckering your lips? you must eat sour food all the time
pictures of rainbows YOU MUST BE A professional PHOTOGRAPHER OR SOMETHING
i see you know how to use a screwdriver you must be a tuner or something
Oh
oh
Hola pendejo
oh
OH YOUR TEACHER ASKED YOU TO STOP CUSSING IN CLASS? THEY MUST REALLY BE RACIST THEN
Asi Que Eres Perla Ahora Dime Que Se Siente Vender Mucha Ropa Y No Dejar Que Nadie Se Siente En El Sillon De Tanta Ropa?
Oh
so you love math? Tell me how many jobs requires knowing it
Disney is the happiest place on earth? Really?  Then where's the bacon?
oh
Oh
tell me more about your ideas
so teacher
oh
SO your a Developer? Tell me more about how you delete apk's
oh you own a 1000 euro bike you must be the best bmx rider ever
only train chest and biceps? you're such an athlete
Oh so you were really drunk last night? Tell me more how you have more fun than others
thats so interesting let me find my cup of care first
so it's my last day of school? tell me all about how you're going to miss us
come to my factory kids i like children
Oh so your not virgin anymore that must make you better than everyone else
oh
Only God can judge you? I wonder if 2Pac knew you'd quote him in a status update one day
You celebrate cinco de mayo? you must really care about mexico's independence.
Oh you wear metro clothes? You must be as individual as all the other metro's
you dont follow beautifully-infinite? you must be new
Adam 'MCA' Yauch  Died? Tell me how much you love the Beastie Boys
so your a flyers fan ? when did you start liking them ? the playoffs?
OH
oh
Oh
wikipedia told you that? i am looking forward to learning more about your rigorous analysis there
Oh you got a 3 in your AP exam? your future must be doomed
Oh
My Little Pony lacks the depth it once had? Tell me more about how a show intended for 8 year old girls has disappointed you.
Hai ascoltato solo B.Y.O.B. e Chop suey? Tu si che sei un vero fan dei System of a down!
You think there is no such thing as absolute truth? tell me more about that absolute
so you voted ken?
Oh
your a Liverpool fan then are you ? tell me all the names of the league cup then big boy
Sure
oh
you think Brandon Cyrus posts meaningful pictures from the bottom of his heart? Thats funny. i saw the same picture on 10 other pages.
oh
oh
You're a cowboys fan? Tell me how you're not on the bandwagon
Oh you celebrate cinco de mayo by treating your liver like a pianata? you're so multi-cultural
an ad hominem attack? your argument must be really strong
so you're going to party for cinco de mayo you must know all about mexican historY
Oh
Oh
Oh
so you listen to screamo? tell me how deep you are
Is that che guevara on your T-shirt? tell me what its like to be part of the revolution
Is that a che guevara t-shirt? Your ideals must be so vast
Oh you put on 30 kg of muscle while at NZIS? you must have worked so hard
Don't RECOGNIZE me? I'm grown up stewie griffin
So
Oh
oh you're a kings fan? shitty
So you're into golf? name a golfer besides tiger woods
so u 2 met
keeping it classy? go ahead
oh
Is that che Guevara on your shirt? Tell me all about what a revolutionary you are
You have 'great' ideas about games? I'm sure you have worked on so many titles.
You're jet lagged from your holiday? life must be so hard
oh
I would Appreciate it if i i was the only one talking right now
OH
They told you they're angry I'm leaving? I could almost see that while they were dodging me the last two weeks.
Oh you use instagram? you must know so much about photography
so
oh
im so good at making dubstep all my massive patches are from youtube tutorials
So you're an American celebrating Cinco de Mayo? Tell me again how much you care about Mexican culture
so i hear skylar got kicked off of american idol..  you must have cried your eyes out
So you're saying my boobs aren't big enough Would you like to say goodbye to them?
Oh
YOU'RE TIRED? YOU MUST BE SO EXHAUSTED FROM CONSTANTLY TALKING CRAP ALL DAY.
oh
You Can Program the quadratic formula into my calculator? You must know everything about computers
So you're a huge star wars fan? Tell me more about how Jacob saved Frodo from voldemort.
oh really ms. feldman? tell us more about your home life
oh
I see you Bought a $1
Your boyfriend cheated on you? Tell me how the whole male population is responsible
Oh
oh
So
oh
oh
oh
oh you make fun of racewalk? tell me how many times you've tried it
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh you wear HUF plantlife socks? Please tell me about all that weed you smoke
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
oh so you like edm? name someone other than skrillex or deadmau5
Oh
Oh
OH
Oh
oh
Oh so you know the difference between java and java script please tell me how a good programmer you are
not buying gas for 1 day? that'll show 'em.
Did you just prestige in mw3? well im already 15th prestige!
Oh
oh
Oh
Oh you met all your girlfriends in clubs? Tell me more about deal you get on rufilin.
you hate when guys are whipped by their girlfriends? Oh yeah
I heard you have instagram You must be a professional photographer
so you're a republican christian conservative ? i know
Jessica
You say 'trololo'? You must be so in with internet culture.
so if a band screams they're not 'real' metal? Please inform me on this fake metal
Oh
Oh you really enjoyed tree of life? Tell me more about the dinosaurs
asi que amas a los beatles yo tambien los amo
Oh you won a troll contest please tell me how you are cool
Oh
You have a really detailed outline? its going to be easy to write author thesis on thursday night
oh
so you are more mature than me? tell me another joke without being about my mother
oh you bought an expensive drum kit tell me how talented drummer you are
nice rolling stones t-shirt please do tell me of some of there songs
oh you listen to dubstep tell me all about skrillex
Hey minnesota vikings
So you like to watch insects burn? tell me more about how you love god's creations?
SO YOU ADD A DIET SODA AND PARFAIT TO YOUR TRIPLE BACONATOR? YOU MUST BE VERY HEALTH CONCIOUS
Oh you wear a gold chain with a cross on it around your neck please tell me one bible verse
so you added a diet soda and parfait to your triple baconator? you must be very health concious
oh so you subscribed to diggy simmons? tell me about how you got 2
Oh so You longboard That must make you automatically cool
oh
Oh Nopi's Back Well its about time.
We are all graham hosie
hey abid  i like what i see
Oh there's a Guido on the porch? It must be keith Holton
Oh you're not shopping
oh your bills are high? tell me more about what you're doing about it
so you're from gloversville ? i'll bet you've been sober for a very long time
you grew up in miami ? tell me how cold it is in atlanta.
you're from georgia ? tell me how big a communist mitt romney is.
So you have a batman belt buckle? Tell me how much you know about batman
oh
Terran is so difficult to play? Tell me about your fancy 5 minutes build order
Oh so your new boyfriend is the same age as your dad? you must be quite the charmer to land a catch like that
You made a super long meme? tell me how sorry you are!
Oh
YOU MADE A MEME? YOU MUST BE HILARIOUS
you have a phd in math? you must be a great math teacher
So you tried on your common sense hat today? I'll bet it broke.
Your staff meeting is at a bar? You must cover some serious topics
You have a catback exhaust on your 89 honda? You must get all the ladies
Oh
Oh
You voted tory? you must really have a conscience
please tell me again how busy you are that you can't join mu phi
SO u 'preserve Latina culture' please tell me about all your activities on campus
ALL PIT BULLS ARE AGGRESSIVE? TELL ME MORE ABOUT WHAT YOUR LOCAL NEWS TELLS YOU TO THINK
oh
So
yolo huh? well nerd
You may be labeled a bad egg if you miss your Dining hall duty
I've Been Following you on twitter and after work
how did i eat all that icecream? you must be thin
I see
Oh you're in high school please tell me how hard all your finals are
So devils army tell me more about how kovalchuck is your hockey saviour
You buy kony packages
so you are in a 'complicated' relationship Tell me all about it
You got sent to the hospital from alcohol poisoning? teach me how to be cool!
oh you play in a cover band you must be a talented musician
Oh your bussed in from southeast You must be gangster
Oh
Oh
oh
oh
OH you like the heat? Tell me how you liked them before 2006
Oh so you got drunk at stagecoach? you must be a real cowboy
Oh
You make fun of lebron for having no rings? Tell me about all the nba championships you've won
You suddenly want to be friends with someone who doesn't like you? I'm sure they'll be thrilled
oh
You won 'the game'? you must be so badass
You're wearing an Obey shirt? You must be a street artist
Oh you made a page called kush inc. and added people you dont even know? you must have a serious case of dumbass
sO YOUR copying memes from the internet? Please tell me how creative you are.
Oh
It may seem cool but your really on lsd
you updated your facebook status to 'taking a shower' please tell me more about your interesting day.
you drive a civic? Please
Oh you want to become a chef? ask jefry almonte how to cut onions
oh you think swag is more important than chivalry? lets talk about this more when you work for me...
oh you'Re a tarantino fan tell me how pulp fiction is your favorite movie
so you broke your Iphone?     how terribly
TELL ME WHAT IT FEELS LIKE... NOT TO HAVE MONEY
you go heedtripping? oh yes please Tell me more about how you've seen them 1000 times
O so you like manchester city you must love wasting your money
So you hate people that talk shit Tell about the shit your talking now
OH SO YOu've been on 9gag for 2 weeks Tell me more about how you're a veteran 9gagger
Your girlfriend made a pokemon reference? tell me about how you're going to marry her.
SO YOU WON A gs TITLE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW WINNING A GS TITLE HAS ANYTHING TO DO WITH HOW SHITE YOU PLAY CURRENTLY
oh
oh
OH YOU RIDE A PENNY BOARD? TELL ME ABOUT HOW HARD YOU SHRED
dime que se siente ser 'ufologo'.... y no haber visto ninguno hasta ahora
So you weren't satisfied with your goat interesting
oh
your 3rd kid? tell me more about your crumbling marriage
OH
so all men are jerks but im a nice guy for listening to your problem tell me again how you enjoy our friendship and dont want to risk a relationship
oh? so you think i have an ego? i was unaware that you knew i was using an ego boost to fill the void of LONELINESS
oh you wrote an amusing comment using someone elses facebook they on you must be such an amazing hacker
oh
oh
Want too see my growing candy?
wow
please dont get over excited
You take pictures of your starbucks with your iphone you must have so many followers
oh
Oh
Oh Derrick Rose is out brian scalabrine will win the champion ship
So you support the war against kony? tell me again how much oil is in africa
oh you have flames on your car? it must be the fastest ever.
so you're voting because her slogan is cool? please tell me more about how great of a reason that is to vote
So you thought all the bullshit would magically end after high school? Hah.
So you take pictures on railroad tracks please tell me how much of a badass you are
Your mass is less than 0.072 M(sun)? Now tell me how you're going to start nuclear fusion.
Let Me guess Your parents are cousins?
Oh so you were being funny? Please tell me more about your comedic process.
So tell me how badass you are please cell gangster
oh
You are dating him? How much did he pay you?
Oh you USE LE Cole Train? Your ORIGINAL
You went to Coachelle
so you're a wizard please
so you have twitter i cant wait not to follow you
So your car has a spoiler It must be so aerodynamic
oh
so you listen to fdr? you must be genius.
Ajan con que tienes algo en secreto Cuntame que se siente que te choteen
Asi que eres dos caras!!!
As&#237; que te llamas jesse Como se siente tener nombre de mujer
You post life problems on facebook? Tell me how it's all better because of that
oh you think my watching sports is a waste of time? feel free to elaborate next time 'say yes to the dress' goes to commercial.
Oh
WOW
is that an instagram photo? tell me more about your professional photography skills
oh you wear a life guard sweatshirt? you must have saved so many lives
OH YOU DID ERASMUS! ENLIGHTEN ME WITH STORIES OF YOUR TRAVELS
so tell me hows the weather in la?
con que del real madrid...... dime x q sos tan pendejo
SO YOU'RE A WHOLE 18 YEARS OLD AND DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW THINGS CAN'T GET ANY WORSE AND YOU'RE FOREVER ALONE
You're rankED diamond on starcraft 2? your mother must brag to all her friends!
Oh a creationist? please
You wear a chapeu? you must look exaclty like that guy from white coller now.
Oh you found memegenerator.net? you must think you're so original
oh
So tell me how you like your tea? I added some amylase for taste!
so you say you are very attractive? well
Greg zins is gay?! that must have taken a lot of investigating
You are obviously well educated
panthers won the southeast? They must really be cup contenders
SO YOU LIKE PICTURES ON FACEBOOK SUPPORTING 'CHARITIES' TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A PHILANTHROPIST YOU ARE
So your QB is Blaine Gabbert? Better Draft a Good Punter
oh you liked that girl's post dissing her ex? tell me more about how you believe that guys are the problem in relationships.
oh
so you say you are very attractive of course
Mangareader sucks my blackpool rock
so you mad because i didn't repeat it like you? WELL REPEAT AFTER ME: ??よ??
oh
oh
i don't know you? lets be facebook friends
oh you hate painted stockers and msr's? you should post about it again
oh
oh? you're trying to get an a in the class?  let me give back those points you didn't earn.
Oh
YOU JUST GOT A JOB AT BUILD-A-BEAR WORKSHOP? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A MAN YOU ARE.
Oh
So
oh
YOLO? Please
Oh
Baby on board sticker? i'll definitely drive more carefully now.
So you wear a cowboy hat? You must be such a redneck
You're better at a video game than me? tell me how cool you are in real life
oh you respond to people's posts with memes you must be quirky and original and funny
Oh so you liked and shared a photo that would give you friend requests Tell me how many friend requests you have now
i see you like to spam girls on facebook you must be such a ladies man
oh she liked your stsatus? you should text her immediately
oh
oh
Everything happens for a reason? Please enlighten me with more of your coming of age wisdom
So you paused fifa n went 2 do the dishes tell  me more about your life sacrifices
oh
OH YOU GOT BACK WITH EM FOR THE 3RD TIME IT WILL DEFINITELY WORK OUT THIS TIME
You took an instagram photo of your dinner and put it on facebook? you must be a famous chef and photographer
Yolo
Oh
You use The filters on insTagram? You must be an amazing photographer.
Oh
you've posted over 2000 pictures of yourself on facebook? you must be quite the PHOTOGRAPHER
Oh your gunna call me names on facebook Watch out
So you watched a 30 minute video on youtube Tell me again how you are saving ugandan children..
oh your a colonel on battlefield 3? please tell me about your weapons training.
Ah
Oh You've been to jail? You must be such a badass
Oh
oh you use meme generator? you must be a real comedian
So you give people shit for the websites they like You must be hot shit
So you have 1
Oh you've got 500 followers on soundcloud You must be really talented
You are the founder of the cult of viatology? tell me again what being a virgin is like.
you hit your girlfriend? tell me how much more of a man you are
So you wear a red shirt at Academy? Tell me about how standing at that podium is so rough
tell me more about your wonderful new shoes
YouR on a 250BB downer? You Must Play Alot of Poker
oh you put up a kony 2012 poster? you must be such a humanitarian
you will be banned from using twitter? Tweet how you will be able to live without it
you drive a hummer h2? tell that to the guys in afghanistan.
Oh you have bullet hole stickers on your car? you must be from a very bad area
Arigato  מושון Fromage Conte-me JAJAJAJA  what the hell does that even say
so you have studied communication for seven years now you must be quite a researcher
you post pictures of gourmet meals on fb? please tell me how much of a 'foodie' you are
You make jokes about justin bieber and edward cullen? tell me more about how creative you are
Roses are red
so you still think that being on strike will change things how cute is that
SO YOU WANT A GUN? GUNVEGAS.COM
The tickets for tomorrowland are sold out??? It's sure gonna be one hell of a party
So you got a g55? Two vanilla ice cream
4/20? Please tell me more about how you smoke weed every day
Oh you think the chiefs will win the afc west? enlighten me on how exactly matt cassel is going to beat peyton manning
C&#234;  viado ? V&#225; pa porra!
Oh
you're 10th prestige on mw3? tell me more about your social life
so you got me a gift card you must have put a lot of thought into that
so you're 10th prestige on mw3? tell me more about your social life
You make sexist sandwich jokes? please go on about what a nice guy you are
so you're not a marxist you must have some fascinating notions about the capitalist mode of production
oh 1v1s mean nothing tell me more about how you don't get carried by people who actually win their lane
oh
So barry melrose You were Saying about pittsburg?
So Barry Melrose You were saying about pittsburg?
you performed in your school play as two SEPARATE characters you must be the greatest actor ever
You put up a post saying that it's earth day? you must be the planets hero
Kid needs to go to the restroom?  Tough shit
So you dislike me? tell me of how you have a successful chocolate factory
you posted another pic of your kid with food all over his face ? oh ya
Oh so you got a proffesional camera? Tell me how passionate you always were about photography.
OH YOU WANT TO SWAP SHIFTS? GOOD LUCK
They let u use the managers kEy? Tell me more about how we should obey u
You send picture puns? tell me more about how you must be a comic genius
oh
oh you went to prom? please post more pictures
oh
You don't want to answer questions anymore tell me how you will now talk to your other friends
oh someone posted something that everyone can relate to? tell me more about how you can relate to that by liking the post.
Oh You are a barcelona fan tell me more about how much you know about football
your drinking a fat tire? you must know a lot about beer
so you've created an organisation for micronations? please tell me more about your vast political achievments
oh your country pays for your education tell me ALL about how you contribute to your country
So you know how to pronounce the word 'meme tell me more about your phd in the english language
Nem sempre puxo mas quando o fa&#231;o  at aos 220
The Sharks lost in the playoffs? You must be so surprised.
been dating for 1 month you must know a lot about love
oh you went to lil 5? you must be a crazy party animal
o ur status condemns violence in belize tell me how dat will make it go away
happy one week ANNIVERSARY? When's the wedding?
So you're gonna create A new Mid-South to replace mine? Gonna be fun seeing what kinda name you end up with.
oh
OH
Oh your a liberal tell me again how great the economy is
OH YOU LIKE REBEL FLAGS PLEASE TELL ME ALL ABOUT WHAT YOU DID FOR THE CONFEDERACY
OH YOU LIKE REBEL FLAGS TELL ME ALL ABOUT WHAT YOU DID FOR THE CONFEDERACY
you breastfeed? thank's for the positively disgusting visual
your daughter wears a bra now? thanks for the positively disgusting visual
You're profile picture is a car? you must be an amazing transformer.
So you have a gun Aren't you cool
o you wear toms? tell me about how much of a superhero you are.
oh you figured out how to make a slideshow you must really love her
so you were on a reality tv show?? please tell me how this makes you a good dj.
cool story brother. please
You have Your Hood Up  You Must really Love Travyon Martin
OH
oh
oh there is a bee in your room? please tell me more
Oh you jumped the net Please tell me about your struggles to become state champion
You say your state is the only state where the weather changes at random? Colorado Must Be So unique...
oh you won the spelling bee? you must know how to spell everything.
I CAN'T WAIT  TO HEAR WHO YOUR GOING TO TRY TO BLAME THIS ON
Oh so you go to stevenson? Tell me more about how ur deans don't resign and don't text students
Tyler truman is stoke for protest the hero? surprise surprise
As&#237; que tienes miedo Dime que se siente no querer voltear atr&#225;s  atr&#225;s
Hey kids
oh
So you're an ed Reformer Tell me about your career plans...
so you studied at the university of life eh? i bet that looks great on your c.v
Oh
oh so your 13 and you smoke
so ur lvl 126? how does that make you better
Novara
You just bought a new turntable? You must make great music
Oh
Oh
cuentame como se siente haber traducido esto?
Oh
jimmies? please tell me how you rustle them
so victor hughes does meme insults towards liam catterson how much of a badass must he feel as of niw
You celebrate 420 tell me about all the weed you smoke
You work at starbucks? you must know everything about coffee
oh
you post quotes on facebook? oh
YOU POST PICTURES OF FOOD ON FACEBOOK? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW EVERYONE CARES
you made site identical to 9gag tell me about how creative you are
Ent&#227;o voc&#234; vai para a marcha contra a corrup&#231;&#227;o Conte-me quem  o presidente da c&#226;mara.
Oh
oh
oh you found it long and hard  you must be so satisfied after getting it done
Oh
Oh
oh
Oh
oh you have a fan twitter handle you must be so famous
oh so you're from danville? tell me more about how down to earth you are
Oh
boycott euro 2012? you must be such a compassionate person
so you have a post on 9gag's hot page you must think your shit is original
OH SO YOU STUDIED AT THE UNIVERSITY OF LIFE? I'M SURE YOUR WIFE AND KIDS ARE PROUD
SO YOU LISTEN TO DUBSTEP? NAME ME 1 MORE ARTIST BESIDE SKRILLEX DEADMAU5 AND NERo.
So you've been smoking weed every day for 2 years now and quit please tell me how you wont accept it from others when ur'e drunk
ohy
What? ...really? How interesting! Now tell me about the time you almost bought gum!
i put something special in your drink give it a few minutes
Oh
oh its 4/20 please let everyone know how you're going to light up blunts
Oh
oh you have instagram you should post more pictures that we dont care about
you're a terrorist? tell me more about your 72 virgins
you have a boyfriend? tell me more about how he smells
you wear a spandex suit when you bike around town? tell me more about your exciting bicycling career
Oh
you enjoyed the bridge movement? tell me more about phantasmagoria.
OH
Oh
oh
oh
Oh so you heard a beatles song on the radio today Tell me about how your such a hippie
oh
OH SO YOLO? REALLY I THOUGHT YOU LIVED 13 TIMES...
you like to play female characters in video games? tell me more about how straight you are..
you own waves mercury? does that make you a mastering engineer
So you're against LEGALIZING gay marriage? Tell me more about how it affects your life directly.
They forgot the bbq Sauce? Tell me more about this tragedy
You know the song 'red solo cup'and sing it at every party you must be the biggest country fan
you like to 'dawg' every guy that makes eye contact with you? tell us all about how willing you are to fight him
oh
Your firist kiss was in 6th grade? Please do tell me how much a player you are
Oh
Oh
You are excited for 4/20? tell me how awesome you are for smoking pot.
so your an awesome gamer so tell me how you beat thr third stage of battletoads
oh
you wear a camouflage even when you aren't hunting? you must be... seriouly unintelligent
Oh
oh you graduated with a film degree? tell me what are you doing now?
oh you got a top tweet? tell me more about how fame is ruining your life
OH you eat sushi? Tell me more about how cultured you are
You have a confederate flag on your wall? you must be all about the civil war
oh you play minecraft? tell me more about how much of a nerd you are
oh
oh so you share my jokes on facebook please tell me how funny and creative you are
Oh
America is stupid you say? Tell me all about their 3rd world conditions.
Oh
Oh you 'would do her'? I'm sure the feelings mutual.......
You don'na know who is miku? are you from stones age?
Oh
OH YOU GOT ONLY ONE QUESTION WRONG? YOU MUST BE RELATED TO EINSTEIN
you live in logan's only gated community
so
OH
So you hate mainstream dubstep? Tell me all about those big portland raves you go to that they dj at?
So you have 2 snapbacks and a few pair of nikes ? you must be the king of swag !
Oh
oh you are a fan of justin bieber? you must be so popular
I'm not a chic so when you write a FEMINIne meme it's kinda wierd
Oh
Oh
Oh
oh you're mayday parade's number one fan? name 3 songs by them
so
Your parents paid your way through college? your life must be so hard
oh
Yes please tell me how the exam could have been more fair
hot girls have problems too? tell me how difficult your life is
A Celtic fan you say sure i'll get you a cup final ticket
You're claming that this is your account? Tell me about your trips to Texas
You USE INTAGRAM yOU MUST BE AN ARTIST
oh your going to ball in vegas and pop bottles tell me how you still live at home with your parents
Oh so you have a dreamcatcher tattoo? Tell me how deep and intellectual you are
You take pictures with your Iphone You must be quite the photographer
Oh Your middle Name's Sharking? You must get so many Girls.
e cosi credi in dio ma porca madonna svegliati fuori allora
Oh! the discovery institute? maybe you should change your name to 'we have never made a discovery institute.'
oh
OH YOU HAVE A LOT OF TATTOOS YOU MUST BE VERY INTERESTING
You drive a huge 4x4 truck? tell me about how much you go off-roading
Oh
Oh my what a large fox sticker on your truck.. You must really like the clothes from pacsun
oh
Please  Tell me about How much you 'hate' drama
OH YOUR DAD GROWS WEED? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR KNOWLEDGE ON BUDS
So you got the iPad 3 Tell me how you think about the quality picture
oh you've seen all the movies and you're the biggest fan ever? who is peeves?
You get to be player 1 all the time You must be very popular
SO
you tell all religious people there is no god? tell me more about these 'bible beaters'.
You're dr. h
Oh you do have a GIRLFRIEND but she lives in england! Please do tell me more about her?
You have a system in your car? you must be quite the bad ass.
oh
The religion your parents taught you as a child
So Ulli Now tell me that the national championship is not important anymore
you stop couples from grinding at the dance? tell me more about how sultry they are
SO YOU HAVE A CIVIC YOU MUST BE GREAT AT TALKING SHIT
Wow
You're omnipresent you say... then i guess you know what i think of you right now?
Oh 
U think the islanders r good Tell me how their record disagrees with tht
you Married a beautiful franny but can't get the girl pregnant? you must have had too much steubenville water
You're a chicago bulls fan? tell me one player's name besides derrick rose
oh so soccer sucks? please tell all about the football games you win in a year
oh you flicked the teacher while they weren't looking you must be quite the rebel
you liked a video about kony? tell me more about how you're saving the world.
Hey ms keown
You worked out yesterday? tell me how sore you are
Oh
oh you vote for mlenchon? tell me how he can save france
OH YOU MADE A MEME ABOUT PLAID SHIRTS BEING OUT OF STYLE? HOW ABOUT YOU CHECK YOUR CLOSET THEN GFGD
So you are really awesome IRL please tell us more
ent&#227;o quer dizer que voc&#234; tem a conta mais foda no jogo diga-me como  gastar dinheiro a toa
oh you have a big muffler? your 98' civic must be so fast!
so you changed your dad's fb status to single? tell me about the punishment he gave you guys?
TELL ME HOW YOU ALWAYS LOVED MITROPANOS' SONGS
So you're an informed and sophisticated voter? Tell me again which party it is you vote for every election.
oh you like nu-metal tell me how screeching like a dying weasel is deep and emothional
Oh
so You wear chinos on a non-uniform day how original
Oh
Oh you're complaining about cheap shots in hockey? You must have won the lady byng trophy every year you played
Oh
TELL ME HOW  YOU ALWAYS LOVED MITROPANO'S SONGS
You reached level 85 on world of warcraft? tell me more about how being a virgin feels.
you want a 3/4 japanese sleeve you must be very cultured
SO YOU ARE A INSTAGRAMER? TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS
SO YOU ARE A INSTAGRAMER? TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS
SO ARE YOU A INSTAGRAMER? PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR PHOTOGRAPHY SKILLS
e cosi' chi indossa maglie di band metal e sperimenta anche altri generi e' un poser? maestro
you read something funny on a website and put it as your facebook status? tell me about how great your sense of humour is
you're pro at league? please tell me more how you've never played dota
So the church is against science? I guess 12% of America's hospitals treat with magic
oh
oh
Oh
charlie chocolate
Oh
you read a funny quote  on a website and put it as your facebook status? tell me about how great your sense of humour is
oh
Oh you think you're ugly
so you're a fourteen years old person who suffer from depression? tell me more about yours insurmountables loving trauma
Oh
Oh
OH SO YOU'RE DRUNK? TELL ME MORE
Oh so you haven't seen the movie single white femAle I suggest you rent it very soon!
YOU'RE 14
so you go to curtin hey? Remind me what score you didn't need to get in?
oh
oh
oh
Oh so you play the guitar? You definitely sound better than the band who wrote the song playing on my laptop
Oh you just got back from bali? Tell me about how cultured you have become
oh
Oh you picked OKC in 6? Please
Oh
Oh you drive a prius? you must be sooo enviornmentally friendly
all guys are the same? tell that to my cousin who is a MIDGET
Romney 2012? tell me all about his beliefs that have never changed
oh
so you just called someone gay? wow
Please
SO YOU ARE A INSTAGRAMER? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU LEARNED PHOTOGRAPHY
Oh
Oh
'COME VA?' 'porca madonna!!' wow
Oh
Oh
So you don't have a profile picture on facebook Please tell me more about your anonymous life
Hating MLP FIM haters? Tell me how you 'Love and tolerate' their opinions
oh prestige mode in mw3 you must be quite the veteran
you think jose mourinho should leave realmadrid ? tell me about last time real madrid reached semifinals
Oh
oh
You are pro-life? tell me how killing doctors gets your point across?
so i heard theres a lot of honda thieves in orlando they must be so cool to have no future
So you opened the Roman polak door how'd that work out for you?
Oh
Ti ha lasciato e hai 12 anni parlami ancora di quanto stai soffrendo
Oh
oH You told the prof how exam soft works in class you must be soooooo smart and proud of yourself
you spammed kony 2012 on youtube  tell me more on how he didn't die 5 years ago.
Oh you're a penguins fan? tell me how much of a fan you were when the team was bankrupt with the lowest attendance in the league
so i hear you don't like bad religion too many big words?
you write on your live in significant other's facebook wall? You must communicate so well.
oh
oh
so u got a yankees cap? tell me more about the big fan u are
Oh
Oh so you're pissed at my personal life tell me how it effects you
so you're a big woody allen fan aye? please explain how that relates to your twilight obsession.
oh you like twilight? you must be an avid reader
oh we arn't in briargrate?  we must be in the ghetto
Ohhh you got a prom date? make sure everyone on facebook knows.
oh
You complained about sopa on your facebook page? I can't wait to hear your thoughts on cispa.
Oh
You wear snapback hats? tell me about the thug life.
Oh 
Oh
Oh
Oh
you watch game of thrones? please Tell me more about how its the greatest thing ever
Oh
oh
life is just a game luckily the graphics are great
life is just a game luckily the graphics are great
I see you're using a flip-phone tell me more about the 20th century
Life is just a game luckily the graphics are so good that people post terrible memes.
oh
Oh
Oh so you're Oskar? Tell me more about your repeated deaths
OH SO YOU WATCH HOCKEY ONCE A YEAR DURING THE PLAYOFFS? YOU MUST BE QUITE THE HOCKEY ANALYST
I see your a beer pong master you must have an impressive resume
I believe you said something. can you see how interested i am?
So you're that fake? Please
Oh  you posted a status about hating Life? It's good to know you're using Facebook in a unique way
so you're being a rebel at school tell me more about your shiny future
you hit a home run?! i wonder if they will name a candy bar after you
I see that you played the word 'qoph' in words with friends i bet you never cheat by using an anagram solver
oh you use hashtags on twitter? tell me how that works on facebook too
oh so you like leonardo dicaprio? name 3 movies
You bash religion on reddit? you truly are unique and opinionated
Oh
You've been a street fight before? you must be a outstanding fighter
So you are a supermodel You must bee soo popular
I SUPPOSE YOU LIKE WAFFLES
I SUPPOSE YOU WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH
admin spawned mats are bad? You must be new here
Oh you watch wrestling? you must know a lot of moves
Oh
Oh so you are gangster... ... Or is that hard exterior covering up your small japanese pecker?
Oh you wear your hat backwards? you must be quite the gangster
Retro Jersey?  I bet you have been a fan for a long time
girl who has over 1000 friends on facebook please
Oh you like homestuck? Tell me how my opinion is wrong for knowing shit when i read it
oh
wow your cavalier has a tail fin i bet it's so fast...
OH
oh
Oh
o so you got asked to prom? tell me again how cute it was
so you have a champion disk?! you must get lots of aces
Oh you like OddFuture? please name one of their songs that isnt Yonkers or she
new dark lord? that'll last long
OH
So you Hate all saints? Tell me again how you're so good at organising gigs.
YoUve posted a indirect sTatus about someone? They must feel sO bad
You liked a post on cancer? HoW inspiring.
Oh
so you learned how to make a meme you must be so cool
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
Oh
oH YOU BROKE 1000 COMMENT KARMA ON REDDIT? dO YOU PUT THAT ON YOUR RESUME UNDER ACCOMPLISHMENTS OR SKILLS?
So
OH So Now you're angry Because skrillex fans ruined dubstep? Please Educate US about How you like real dubstep
oh
Oh your boyfriend didn't say bye to you  before he left facebook? tell me all about how he's cheating on you
Oh your name is Drake? You must be terrible at freestyling
Oh
oh
soon... you will be asleep
Oh
Oh
Oh so you think Kobe sucks? PLease tell me more about your basketball career
oh you like coldplay? tell me about how youve always been a huge fan
oh you have a GT? you must have the fastest car in the world!
Oh
oh YOU'RE HOME ALONE TODAY I'M SURE YOU'LL HAVE LOTS OF FUN
you called me a moron? ouch
yOU ACCSESSED YOUR FRIENDS FACEBOOK ON THERE COMPUTER YOU MUST BE THE BIGGEST HACKER EVER.MAYBE BETTER THEN ANONOMOUS!
oh
you post emo statuses on facebook? tell me more about how everyone cares
oh
exit light enter night take my hand off to never never land!
TELL ME LADONNA HOW DID THE 'TREE' GET STUCK IN YOUR 'DRIVEWAY'?
oh your a #motherlicka you must get all the ladies
OH you like to curse? You must sound real mature
Oh
oh
so
One direction concert best ever Please tell me all the concerts youve been to in your 13 years of living
Oh
oh
OH
So you have to go in to clearing
Oh you're a tough freshman?  tell me how you 'almost' punched a teacher
yOU HAVE A BAD w/l RATIO BECAUSE YOU ALWAYS GET BAD PLAYERS IN YOUR TEAM? yOU MUST BE REALLY UNLUCKY
Ent&#227;o voc&#234; anda de fakie? me conta como  dar r no kibe... D&#234; detalhes?
i'll just pose & look cheeky
SO girls produce more girls without guys? you must be an amoeba
Exam on friday the 13th? good luck
oh
You wear snapback caps? tell me about your thug life and love of hip hop
Oh
Oh
oh
oh
Oh
oh
oh
Santorum Dropped Out? Fortunately I have some tissue.
oh
oh
So you think 13 is the new 21? see you at your baby shower in 3 years
SO
you got an inteview? show me the money
Oh
OH
oh
oh you say lebron isn't the best because he doesnt have a ring? you must be a basketball genius
CISPA I heard Obama used to download off Megaupload
YoU own a nba jersey? you must know a lot about basketball
SO YOU HAVE 5 WOMEN TELL ME ALL BOUT HOW YOU CANNOT GET CLAPS
REALLY YOUR BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON YOU PLEASE TELL ME HOW ALL MEN ARE RESPONSIBLE
oh
oh you want people to avoid mentioning the caps heartbreaking loss? tell me about how you acted after the super bowl
Trayvon a what? tell me more about your bigotry
oh i see you think ur bad ass cus u talk shit on facebook
Con que ya lo amas  Dime que se siente llevar menos de dos semanas de noviazgo
you get harassed by a gay kid at school? tell me more about how tuff you are
Oh
You wear booty shorts and cowboy Boots? Tell me again how much of a Texas giRl you are
Oh
Oh
North Korea's Missile Launched failed? I Neeever would have guessed that
North Korea's missile launch failed? I never would have guessed that
oh diego
Youre part of scooter gang? wow you must be such a bad ass
oh you know memes? i didn't know facebook had those
lıvıng ın the mıddle of ıstanbul father sends you the money so tell me about more how hard lıfe ıs
Oh
I see you wear booty shorts and cowboy boots tell me again how much of a texas girl you are
O you're bored in class? I'm sure you're the only one
just
I see you play darTs Must be sanitary
POOR GUY YOU MUST BE EXHAUSTED FROM DOING ALL THAT NOTHING ALL DAY
So
You Chew Shaun White Gum? You must be a great snowboarder
Oh
oh
Oh
indossi magliette con scritto 'stasera faccio il bravo'? caspita
oh
NAT HAS 3 GOODBYE THREADS YET NO-ONE CARES
Oh
Oh! I see you're wearing a skrillex shirt you must know a lot about electronic music
you work at chuck e. cheese? you must know about business and politics
VUOI METTERE MI PIACE AD OGNI GNAGNA CHE VEDI? bENISSIMO: SPARATI LE PIPPE DA SOLO COI GOMITI
u remembered all the songs in my movie? u must live an exciting life
you're 12 and your boyfriend of 2 weeks dumped you? tell me more on how upset you are about losing the love of your life
asi que no te gusta charlie y la fabrica de chocolates? dime que se siente romperle el corazon a mi 2 bff
Oh you are a good teacher? tell me how you just skim through powerpoints and then cease to give any more shit
you think I have a jesus complex? that's no way to talk to your savior biatch
I see you like to create internet memes tell me more about how you spend your time wisely
Pensi che io non sia un tipo abbastanza sveglio? Ti prego
oh
OH
You always ask where to Party? Tell me how many parities you held
Bachelor of Arts Degree I'll have sugar with my coffee thanks
you are on the mazkirut?? You must have many important responsibilities.
oh
Olha minha CAra de quem gosta de voc&#234;
So you're Canadian
oh
oh your wearin' a backpack you must have so much to carry.
oh
oh
You love skrillex? yeah i know theyre really cool.
oh
oh you unboxed an unusual you must know everything about unusuals
Oh
SO I SAY GOODNIGHT TO YOU EVERYNIGHT TELL ME HOW YOU NEVER POST GOODNIGHT ON MY WALL
really... you really said that
Oh
OH
You use hashtags on facebook? You must be such a trendsetter
Oh
You wore pink on day of pink? Tell me how much you care about bullying.
Oh
i see you're making breakcore now? What site did you download your gabber kicks?
i see you tipped $2.00 you sure are a big spender
oh
You have nothing against niggers? how many do you know?
Your black
You've been drumming for 2 years and your parents bought you a monster drumkit? you must be as good as mike portnoy
Oh
Oh
oH
oh so you think revising what you have learnt is hard? imagine what seeing it for the first time is like.
So you listen dubstep tell me another artist then skrillex
You want to add a new feature? how interesting
YOU BOTH ARGUE ABOUT VANS? YOU MUST BE SO POPULAR.
So you judge women on the internet? You must be a model yourself
you told a dirty joke you must funny
OH
I see you're ranting about how christianity never did anything good while you're at it
There is blood On the bed sheets
oh you sent an angry text message all in caps? you must be really intimidating in real life.
Oh
You're 13 right?  tell how you'll never going to love anyone else
you have one whole exam this semester? Tell me how much your life sucks
you listen to rap music? please keep telling me how gangster you are
ohh you are wearing colored pants tell me more how indie you are
You're voting Romney now that Santorum is out? You must know a lot about their 'conservative' voting records.
voc&#234; acredita mesmo que o corinthians ser&#225; campe&#227;o da libertadores? conte me mais sobre o jogo da elimina&#231;&#227;o do tim&#227;o no quandoelecai.com.br
Oh you had an 'off night lebron'? I'm certain half of your fanbase is gone
a hacker
OH
OH
OH you deactived your facebook for an hour? Tell me all about the new experiences you had
You made a meme about your professor? They must be extremely well known
oh
oh
You drive a hummer? Please tell me about how good you are at off-roading
Oh your kid can't sit still at sporting events? You should buy them a giant bag of cotton candy
Oh
Oh
Oh so you have orange hair Tell me more about how your not accepted into society
oh
oh
oh you made it to pre-ib? tell me how hard it is right now
Oh
You liked a facebook photo? tell me more about the lives you're changing
oh so you got married and had kids early?  tell me all the goals and dreams you accomplished
oh
So
SO YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT GOT HACKED NOW I KNOW WHY YOU WANT TO KILL YOURSELF
So you post other peoples poetry on your wall Tell me how much of a poet you are
oh you post a status about 420? you must smoke a lot of weed
So
Can't 'Generate One'? try viagra
Oh
Oh you use Instagram You must be quite the photographer
oh
So you found a new decent anime? tell me more about how i should love it right now.
oh
oh
your against the war on terror? Tell me how u know everything about it
your a mac user? tell me about yor deep and artistic mind
Oh
Vuoi fare le crepes con l'acqua invece dell'uovo? wow
OH
oh
Ent&#227;o conte me mais sobre os cigarros que vc fuma
Your 14 and you have been in a relationship for 2 days Tell more about how much you love her
Oh
you made a new willywonka meme? you must be so insightfull
Oh you have 2000 facebook friends? you must be so popular
No cutting pine tree? you sure do a lot of help by posting it on facebook
Oh you have 106 notes? Please tell me how hard its being tumblr famous
oh
Oh
Oh
you're in a relationship at 18? tell me about how in love you are and how you're gonna spend the rest of your life with him/her
OH The METS ARE 4-0 TELL ME AGain how this is their year
YOU have over 1
YOU have over 3
psst... not everythings candy *wink* im tripping balls
Psst... not everythings candy *wink* im tripping balls
Oh you wear dre beats on your neck all day? You must really care about quality audio
oh
oh you heard gotye on the radio? tell me how you've been a fan for so long
Oh
oh
Oh
Oh
OH
so you like guys tell me berny howwas your first time dropping the soap?
oh
oh
oh
Oh
oh
so you called the cops reporting street racing? you must admin my street scene
You teenagers drink alcohol every weekend Tell me more about how badass you are
you think i look gay? you're so f-ing observant
oh
oh you made your own family tree? that must make it official.
Oh you wear beats? You must be a U of A athlete.
Oh
Oh
Prick
yo danny lid whats with dem fonts and thoughts ffs?
i'M SO GLAD YOU'RE OVER HIM 7TH GRADE IS ALWAYS SO HARD
oh
You deleted your instagram account because facebook bought it? you sure showed them
Nice new college sweatshirt tell me about how youve always wanted to go there
got into de'vri? you must be so smart
oh
OH your team sold for $2 billion? Please tell me about all the world series you've won lately
you just said metal sucks you must be so cool
oh
So you got a new relationship? Tell me all about your future kids
oh
instagram got bought by zuckerberg tell me all about your outrage over further losing your privacy
Oh
So you use instagram? Tell me about what an awesome photographer you are
oh
oh so you drink pbr? you must be a huge drinker
oh so you know dave matthews is from south africa? you must know a lot about music
Oh
oh
OH SO YOU JUST PRINTED OUT SOME KOREAN/JAPANESE WORDS AND THEIR TRANSLATION? tELL ME ABOUT HOW FLUENT YOU ARE IN THOSE LANGUAGES
So you liked a picture of a girl with cancer? You must be a humanitarian
you go to community college? you must be quite the scholar
Oh Ozzie Guillen
Ent&#227;o VC posta msgs religiosas conte-me mais sobre como  catequisar os indios do facebook
oh
o yea I remember my first beer
so you're a barca fan? tell me the name of their player except messi
your favourite wrestler John cena lost? tell me more about how wrestlemania 28 sucked.
oh you studied all the night tell me how was the party?
You need time off? tell me your life story
Oh so you play cod? The army must really want you now
New subwoofer in your WRX? you must be beating them off with a baseball bat
So you like one direction? You must have great taste in music
You thrust while dancing to sexy and I know it  Girls must go crazy!
oh so you like pinterest. please tell why you think you need to up date facebook status with every pin you pinned on pinterest?
you just bought yourself a kitten? tell me about how you have always been a cat lover
you just watched an episode of my little pony: Friendship is magic? Tell me more about how you have always been a brony
you were banned on 4chan? you must be quite a rebel.
oh
You're from maldives? tell me how you enjoy the $1000 rooms and beaches there
you're the CEO of a stealth starup? tell me all about how you are the next quora for instagram
oh
You talk to girls on facebook? You must be quite the ladys man.
oh you own a dslr? you must be a great photographer
Jessie j
Oh
oh so you wish that fb had a dislike button  please tell me how much you really care about your friends comments
oh
You washed out of TACP into Air Trans? Tell me how you're going to cross train back into special forces after a year...
I see you posted how bubba deserved this one your golf expertise must be seeping through your skin
Oh
so you replace gh with f? how clever of you
You go to church on major holidays? you must be so religious
oh
te lo pasas usando el meme de willy wonka dime que se siente ser tan original
You commented on someone's diet online? I bet Your Six Pack Abs Are sweet
YOU LISTEN TO ONE DIRECTION YOU MUST BE A HARDASS
Oh
Oh
Oh you used this photo to generate a meme? you must be very creative!!
OH
whats that? you want to be an actor? thats awesome - regular flat white please
You post memes on your school facebook page? you must have such a good sense of humor
You gave up chocolate for lent? your faith must be strong.
oh you're going to marry a famous musician It's nice to see you keeping it real
oh you have something to say about that double eagle? you must be an avid golf fan
Tell me more about How you hate how Kony makes ChiLdren fight WHile you watch movies about kids killing each other
so oswald killed jfk alone? tell me about all the non fabricated proof you have
so uhs has two trees in the atrium? i bet you contribute a lot to the environment
Oh you take n.o xplode before you lift? Your bench must be through the roof
Oh you have all the colors on pinterest you must be an artist
Mice ate your mic? your life must be so hard
Mice ate your mic? your life must be so hard
so you have beats by dr.dre? please tell me that you always cared for high quality headphones
So you donated your spare change to the ronald mcdonald fund? Tell me how much you really care
So you're 31
Oh you feel so old on reddit? Tell us all about how junior year of high school is going
Oh
he must be new here
Oh
Ent&#227;o voc&#234; esculacha na cama
you only watch naruto or bleach? you must be an anime freak
That awkward moment when you realize You watched four kids get murdered
you shagged rachel? tell me about how you don't judge a book by it's cover.
OH YOU'RE THE SUPERVISOR ON DUTY YOU MUST HAVE EVERYONE ASKING FOR TIME OFF
YOU LOVE LIL wayne? TELL US HOW WHITE YOU ARE
oh youre 18? you must be quite the cigar afficionado then.
oh
You were an extra in a movie? You must have had tons of noteworthy lines
Oh
OH so you can make friends on your own? Tell me how katherine didnt introduce them to you
oh
so he says he'll never leave you? tell me again how he's never said that before.
oh your favorite song is 'pumped up kicks' by foster the people? You must be so indie
You said 'no offenSe' before insulting someone You must be such a thoughtful
Wow You own a chocolate factory You must be so cool
So you wear a suit all week to work and drive a harley on the weekends tell me about your biker gang that you ride with
Oh your boyfriend cheated on you? please
so you rented out your house tell me how entrepreneurial you are
oh you dropped out of school? Well done
OH YOU GOT AN A ON UR TEST? TELL ME ALL ABOUT HOW U DIDN'T EVEN STUDY
you're maintaining a 4.0 grade average? you must be the smartest 2nd grader I know.
oh
oh
you like reggae songs? so tell me who were the singers you know except bob marley
oh you're on a diet? LOSING WEIGHT IS SO GOING TO SOLVE ALL YOUR PROBLEMS
Really
OH
So you shot an unarmed teenager you must be from florida
dafuq?
So you found something online to turn your text upside down? You must really be good with computers
oh you went to cal arts? you must be so original
The masons has bouncers? it must be so exclusive and cool
you call people annoying? please inform me on how to be perfect like you
Oh you have everything you want from your parents? Tell me how tired you are of your 12 year old life
A celebrity is following you on twitter? They must pay close attention to your updates
Sounds like a conspiracy u a conspiracist?
you post a hundred pictures a day tell me how famous that makes you
KICK SNARE KICK SNARE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH OF A SKILLED PRODUCER YOU ARE
You made your own lightsaber You know the emperor foresaw how powerful you'd be
so you watched fast and furious? you must know a lot about cars.
so your dad is a cop? please tell me more about how that makes you above the law
Titanic 3D? I'm sure it'll be just as successful as its naval forefather
Oh
oh
Wow? Your a level 80 pAladin on skyrim Tell me more about how great your social lIfe is
Petrol is $1.60 a litre girls
Oh so another page made you wanna delete yours tell me more about how your life is over
So you are having a cool birthday party? Tell me again what is the guy/girl ratio
Oh
kid throws tantrum in public? I trust you screamed in his face?
Oh
your band has skrims? you must be doing big things
SO YOU COME FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY YOU SAY TELL ME HOW EVERYTHING IS SO MUCH BETTER OVER THERE
oh you have an inside joke with one person? why not post a status about it? we'd love to not know what you're talking about
Harry Potter you say? What district is he from?
tell me more about why you removed the top text
You made a documentary for Charity? Please tell me more
You won an award ? Tell me how the force would beneFit if you were full time ?
oh you miss me? Please continue constantly talking about wanting to see me yet do nothing
You have Beats by Dre? You must be quite the DJ.
so you're abusing this meme if you're upset of something
Oh you wear osiris shoes you must be quite the skater
Oh
you liked a facebook post to 'slap' a convicted felon who's far away? i bet you feel like mr. get bad now
o' really? can you code?
You drive an escalade to school? my you must be humble
you listen to 50 cent? well you must be a gangster
oh so you're a republican from texas? please tell me more about how hard it was to get your ged
Oh you were born in the 90's ? Tell me again how interesting your childhood was
So you attend the University of California? PLease
you think i'm crazy? Get a load of my brother!
SUFFER?! SO
You have a Biblical Quote as your facebook status you must be so religous
ent&#227;o vc nao tem roupas? conte-me como  sair pra gastar mais de 600 reais em roupas e falar que nao tem roupas pra sair!
oh
oh
You think my little pony is a good show?  I THINK YOU NEED TO STOP TAKING THAT ECSTACY
Oh so you're a republican from texas? please tell me more about your views on women's rights
YOU LOVE TO FLAUNT YOUR 7 AND 8-STRING GUITARS? YOU MUST'VE REALLY MASTERED THE 6 STRING FIRST...
YOU SHARE PARTS OF POEMS FROM GOOGLE TELL ME HOW SENTIMENTAL AND INSPIRED YOU ARE
Oh your professor made you come here please tell me how much you hate having to come to developmental labs....
oh so you just took a walk through a park on a sunny day please show us through an instagram image
so you only eat fish at easter... ...tell us all again how much you hate religion
Aw
So you have a vauxhall tell me more about these amazing speed machines
oh
school funding is low please tell me how it was a great idea to buy HD Tv's for the cafeteria
oh
so you're the nice guy who always gets friendzoned? please tell me more about how women should stay in the kitchen
Your Honda has V-Tech? Tell me how you know so much about racing.
S&#229; L&#246;fven
so you watch top gear tell me about how you know all about cars
YOUR TEAM WON A MATCH? YOU MUST BE SO PROUD
So you like memes? Tell me where this character comes from?
you listen to mac dre? tell me all about how you listened to him when he was alive
You think posting willy wonka is stupid you must be a huge laker fan
Wow
So you come here to get ideas to defend yourself? you must think im a hero
oh
oh you'[re 12? please tell me how in love you are
so you're not an engineering major? please continue to take the time i dont have telling me about the time you dont have
you had a good idea for a meme? please tell it to me in the exact words that you first thought of it
School's not your thing? please continue telling me how many jobs you have lined up
You guessed the ending of a mentalist episode you must be as smart as patrick Jane
hey! want to see my van?
your app request are so intriguing.. please tell me.. did you send them 1 or 2 years ago?
You play lax? lets talk about it more
You go to church on easter and christmas? you must be a devout catholic
faz churrasco na sexta-feira santa? conte me mais sobre a sua rebeldia
so you know elvis? please name 5 of his songs
so your a saints fan? tell me where did drew brees go to college
oh so your an eminem fan? please tell me all about his CAREER before recovery
you bought a $5000 camera? You must be a professional photographer now
oh so you've been dating for 2 weeks? tell me more about how you'll be getting married
Oh
California Rolls
Oh
the florida family association is boycotting bioware? tell me more about their lifetime support of gaming
oh
Grilled cheese
oh i see you got the new iphone tell me all about how you deserve it
a new couple since two weeks? Please
Ohh So god is the protector of the weak? Please tell me more about how he gave those 2.5 million children aids this year
Y U NO TEXT ME OH WAIT WRONG MEME
I Heard that you had bad stats tell me how many cheaters were in enemy team
Oh
so you had seen skrillex i imagine how much you appreciate electronic music
You dual wield fmg9's? You must be so good at Call of Duty
You made a hilarous meme? you must have come up with the joke all on your own
So you eat paleo? that's just great for you
Oh
So you are the biggest queen fan? tell me how 'we are the champions' is their masterpiece
So
That's a nice afflitction t-shirt you must have kicked a lot of asses
So you miss z ? tell all about how you awnser his text messages
so you say brah alot? tell me more about hawaii
So I heard u are moving to corpus  Do you think u are too good for the valley
Oh
So you've almost been in a relationship once? please
You wear a hat that says 'Titleist'? You must be a professional golfer
you wanna know how i feel about the course? hand me that survey
Oh you take pictures of your outfits in the bathroom mirror? you must be a famous fashion designer
yoU TAKE 45 MINUTE SHOWERS WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND. TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW YOU'RE NOT HAVING SEX
you got an xperia arc for christmas? tell me all about how you hate iphones
you ride a creature deck with independent trucks  you must be so punk
you make memes on the internet? You must be so witty
oh
oh
oh you're in drama?  tell me all about how you have perfect taste in movies
oh
You Give &#163;5 to oxfam a month? TEll me more about your six figure salary
The nhs Is shit? Tell me more about your million poUnd operation
Oh you give people the impression you sniff cocaine by wiping your nose in that fashion tell me more about how your interview at the job centre went
You are going to be a Marine you say? Please
You graduated from Westwood? You must have an amazing portfolio
You've interned at a major bank? Please
You listen to lots of rap? tell me more about how g you are.
so you went to peru? tell me about how you found yourself.
Oh you're hungry? Writing a status update will help that
so you are telling me vancouver canucks are going to win the stanley cup? did you know i put a hallucinogen in your drink and you are takling crazy?
you eat mcdonalds with diet coke? tell me more about your healthy diet
you hate christians? tell me more about your beliefs in tolerance
oh
I THOUGHT I MISSED HAVING FRIENDS THEN I REALIZED I WAS BETTER THAN EVERYONE
TELL ME more about how wonderful your life is outside of facebook
sam sherer liked your status? tell me more about how you get tons of likes
oh
You took a picture in black and white? you must be a professional photographer
your favorite team is the lakers? you must know everything about basketball
You took a black and white photo with your Ipod? You must be such a photgrapher.
Oh you seem to know a lot about islam tell me more dear facebook sheikh
You play call of duty? you must be such a weapons expert!
you have 15
really? is that in the book u wrote? what chapter?
Oh
Oh you thought you were special? your parents must have told you that
So you pressed like? Tell me again how that helps people?
oh
oh so you have been raving for two years? You must know everything about throwing a party.
OH YOU ALREADY MADE A PL? THEN IM SURE NO EE NEEDS TO LOOK AT THAT...
you play call of duty? you must know so much about guns
So you are a rapper? enlighten more a little more about how much money you have.
people like your facebook post do they like you respectively?
HAVE AN IPHONE? YOU MUST BE A GOD DAMN ARTIST!
Oh
Oh
you're doing more then me in life? please
oh you're a meme maker? tell me about how many friends you have
Oh
Oh you 'write' dubstep? please Tell me about your musical talents
oh
I see you wear Lululemon You must do a lot of yoga
oh you told me to cop on you must be so condescending
you meet kina grannis? you must be best friends with her
had the perfect relationship with 15? you must be so mature
oh you play call of duty TELL ME ABOUT YOU VAST GUN KNOWLEDGE
oh you play call of duty tell me about your vast gun knowledge
Not allowed to use my cell phone at work? Tell me more about this manager exception rule.
Oh you're in college Please tell me more about how you are more educated than I am
Oh
you prefer the company of the year level above you tell me more about your infinite superiority and maturity
Oh you posted on facebook about your hangover? Plese tell me more about how you got drunk off water
Oh you're not a trainee
Instagram just arrived to Android? Please tell us how much you hate us and our equally featured devices
you're a photographer? Please
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so you are the lotus they speak of you must be the myth's apprentice
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oh you're a teenage democrat? please tell me all about their ideals
you liked a picture of a deformed child? You must be such a great person
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So you went 1-0 in the uff during Highschool? tell me more about your rise to the UFC
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You've started going to the gym after new years I'm sure you'll be keeping up with that by march
OH
So you play intramurals? Tell me about your athletic prowess.
Third semester student? please
Oh
you don't see color? you must be very open-minded.
you're in 8th grade? tell me more about maturity
You changed your name on twitter to ron weasley you must be a true harry potter fan
OH YOU CALL MY PASSIONS STUPID? YOU MUST KNOW THE DEFINITION OF COOL.
You bought reps? Tell me how 'Ill' your car is
you danced in the corps for two years you must be the new baryshnikov
you're in a sorority? i bet you're a huge golf fan
You won san andreas using cheats tell me more about how great you are as a player
you haven't used lotion as a hair gel? It makes you smell dreeeamy
You know how to pronounce avicii? You must be his biggest fan
Oh you have a new app called instagram Tell me more of this primitive android machine
you saw the hunger games at midnight? you must be such a huge fan.
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asi que te vistes de negro para disimular tu obesidad en las fotos cuentame
Oh so you have a tumblr? you must be a professional photographer
i see you drink budlight i remember having my first beer
you play call of duty? TELL ME HOW ALL THE OTHER PLAYERS ARE NOOBS
You've just watched the hunger games movie? my word
you like tokio hotel? tell me how it feels to be an emo who hates the good music?
You have a dslr camera? you must be a professional
I see you made a 'first world problems' pic You must be constantly humbled by your good fortune
you like blink 182 too? oh. i HAVEN'T heard all the small things
oh
You built your own desktop? It must be the fastest computer ever
So i heard you're a maoist Please enlighten me on your knowledge of china
so you are against drugs? tell me about your habbit of smelling new clothes
Oh you received tons of Facebook posts on your birthday? You must be important!
You go on reddit? tell me about all of the memes you've 'made'.
Oh
So you wear deck shoes? you must do so much sailing
you're a zombie? or do you prefer 'undead american'?
OH YOU NEED TO ANSWER YOUR PHONE DURING MEETINGS? YOU MUST BE SO IMPORTANT
Today is your birthday? Tell me more about how you are older and wiser
you're making fun of me for going to sleep early? Tell me more of your productive night life
you wear muscle shirts you must be quite the stud
Oh the bell rang? tell me all about how i told you you're excused
you listen to one direction? you must have a great taste for music
You're a vegas rapper? let me guess
you know how to search addresses on cheat engine you must be a really good hacker
you change speed on cheat engine? what a hacker!
you have class at 8am? tell me about how early you have to get up
It's not always T.m Oh wait...ya it is
you have a hed 3 and disc wheel? you must be really fast
yolo? you must have a bright future
I'm paying attention Really!
you wear muscle shirts you must be quite the stud
SO YOU HAVE AN A IN P.E.? YOU MUST BE SUPER ATHLETIC.
you said'le' you must know a whole lot about the internet
you're mlg you must be very popular
Oh
YOU DRIVE A 2012 MUSTANG GT BOSS 302 PREMIUM V-8? tell me what V-8 stands for
oh
you're mlg you must have quite the life
OH YOU WEAR A PAIR OF VANS TELL ME ABOUT HOW YOU HAVE WORN VANS SINCE YOU WERE 12
You pasted a quote by someone tell me more about how original and INGENIOUS you are
Oh your major is engineering? your schoolwork must be sooo hard
So you play football tell me how many times your foot actually touches the ball
oh
quit drinking because you can't handle your liquor and made too many terrible decisions? you're so straightedge and better than all of us.
Oh
I hear you were nominated in Review magazine You must really kick ass at music
Oh you wear vans tell me about how you have worn them since you were 12
oh you wear a pair of vans tell me about how you have worn them since first school
Oh
So you want to buy some democrats? Tell me how good are your intentions...
you wear chinos and listen to two door cinema club? please
oh you have an android? you must love shitty phones
Oh you follow a celebrity on twitter? Tell me what All about what they said 8 seconds ago
so nobody is listening? tell me how much you like to be a teacher
Oh
your relation just broke and you already hate your next boyfriend? let's wait a month
oh
YOU WORE PURPLE ON ONE FRIDAY OUT OF THE YEAR YOU MUST HAVE A LOT OF SPIRIT
oH YOU POST ABOUT KONY? Now tell me
you found a video on youtube and posted it on 9gag tell me again how creative and funny you are
so you are an experienced rogue player please tell me how your only finisher is eviscerate
So your name is michael biscoe? you must really love men
Oh you're an expert at Draw Something? You must be the next picasso
oh you have a condom in your backpack please tell me of how you will get laid
oh
Oh
OH So I see you're in model un you must have done a lot of research for that half page resolution
Oh
Oh you make jokes on april fools? you must be such an amazing comedian
Oh you listened to level by avicii? tell me how much you love house music
oh you listened to levels by avicii? tell me how much you love house music
Oh
OH
oh so you moved to lillestr&#248;m? i'm sure everyone will visit you!
you play hemp tycoon? you must know everything about marijuana
Oh so you thought you saw will.i.am in essentials? please tell the entire group how much of a wanker you are.
oh your alarm went off? please tell me about your stressful day
so you started to support man city last year tell me more about how much you love them
Oh
you live on the west coast? ohh tell me how the you hate the cold
oh
Oh
oh brian scalabrine isn't good tell me about your nba career
girlfriend out of town? tell me more about how much you miss her
oh you posted a picture of you kissing a girl?  you must be a real lady's man
You're a poet? Tell me how how much you like your life
oh a new boy band with cute singers came out? please tell me how unique they are and how we've never seen anything like it
so You're 19 and you're getting married? You must know everything about love.
oh so you have swag please tell me how much you really enjoy trying to be black
I see you put a # in front of every post You must be very popular
so you have 2000 likes for your new fb photo? you must know each of them very well
You flipped over a car and set fire to a couch? your parents must be so proud of your collegiate success thus far
you watched thE arrivals ? please tell me all about your consiparcy theories
SO YOU SAY YOU GOT RAPED AS A CHILD TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW HE WAS DRIVING A WHITE VAN AND OFFERING CANDY
You said 'sorry' after kicking me during a routine? You must be new.
apple products are too expensive? You post a tweet about that on your ipad.
so
YOU'RE A GUY AND WEAR WOMEN'S CLOTHING TO BE FUNNY? how original
Oh
you ask me for a golden ticket. I ask is your name Ricky Wright?
Posts a troll face you obviously know ALL THE MEMES!
So you act like this meme on the internet? You must be so witty
Something happend to a black person? pleas tell me more about how it's a hate crime against their race
oh
Oh you have a hammer holder on your jeans? You must do all sorts of construction work.
You think Luke walton sucks? Please
Oh
So explain to me again how metal you are with you're korn tattoo
So you wear Nike elite socks? Bet your so athletic
I HEARD YOU WON IN POKER SEVERAL TIMES OH I AM SO HOT FOR YOU
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You park with one wheel on the curb? You must crawl so many rocks.
OH
know 5 chords on the guitar? you must be an artist!
oh you took a picture in black and white i must hire you as my photographer
The hunger games didn't follow the book at all? Please
Kho khy... Maytee yaw BukuNomet?
oh you bought a lottery ticket? i bet it's a winner
GUESS WHAT... I DON'T CARE
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You don't know how to cite that book? I must not have explained that.
You own a Canon Rebel? tell me more about your photography.
You guys have been dating for a week? tell me again how in love you two are
So you liked a guy with cancer in Facebook You must have liked that guy a lot
THE ONLY GAME YOU HAVE IS COD YOU MUST BE A PROFESSIONAL GAMER
OFFENDED BY A FACEBOOK STATUS? YOU MUST BE NEW HERE
Oh you hate school? Goood luck in life scumbag steve
oh you went to arc? that must have been so much harder than ranger school.
OH
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Oh you stuck up your middle finger  You must be such a badass
oh you love him? Tell me how much you love him in a span of 2 weeks
So you pronounce meme as me me tell me of your years of experience on the internet
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OH you got the first comment? tell us why it improves your life.
So you like nirvana call any song except smells like teen spirit
So you support Ron Paul? Please tell me about all the reSearch you've done.
Don't watch My Little Pony
Oh you like food? Tell me more on how unique you are
OH
You bought a hoodie? You must have a deep connection to trayvon martin and personally feel his loss
I see you hate Michael Bay you must have a refined and nuanced taste in cinema
Oh so you drink coconut water? Tell me about that time you were stranded on an island for weeks
Where did you get your clothes? the toilet store?
oh you're a biology major? please keep blaming me that you're a d student
You created a Meme? You must be creatively insightful and Sarcastic.
Facebook resubmitted 4.1.1 i'm sure we'll accept this time
$1.60 per litre in australia? ever filled up your car in europe?
So Clay aiken has had plastic surgery I would have never guessed
so you have a boyfriend? please
Oh
Oh
ANDAS UN PITBULL dime que se siente ser tan rudo
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What's the big deal?   I would kill for a bag Of skittles
So you get that joke? Please
Oh
you have beats by dre? Please
Oh you wear pajama pants to school Tell me how much you don't care
Ah
one does not simply be condescending on the internet
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You went to pancake supper You must be really full
oh you put a noisy muffler on your toyota camry? it must be so fast
oh
So you play protoss? Tell me what it's like to a-move
oh
Asi que te gusta Justin Bieber Dime
So you have c-spire? I hear they have amazing service....
oh
Oh So you like posting about Fernando Torres Could you Please explain the offside rule
Oh
you say you're gonna act a donkey this week? has it ever occured to you that you look like one?
oh
Your posts don't make it to the vote page? please tell me how you'll stop posting on 9gag
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If you shouldn't drink and drive Why do you need a drivers license to buy alcohol?
Iron man (FE) MALE?
if one person has an imaginary friend
if pinocchio said
IF GUNS don't kill people
If cockroaches can survive a nuclear blast... What the hell is in raid?
IF PRO IS THE OPPOSITE OF CON... THEN WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS?
IF GOD CREATED THE SUN ON THE FOURTH DAY HOW HAD FOUR DAYS PASSED?
Why do the religious say that sin is natural but homosexuality is unnatural
if you're hotter than me
if steroids are illegal for athletes shouldn't photoshop be illegal for models?
IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS AND NOBODY HEARS IT DOES A HIPSTER BUY ITS ALBUM?
If lesbians aren't attracted to men Why are they attracted to women that look like men
If vampires cant see their reflection in a mirror
if 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrehea  does that mean 1 person enjoys it?
Why must you be 16 to join the army
When people yawn
In Lion King 3D does circle of life become sphere of life?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables does a humanitarian eat humans?
Why buy winrar if the trial never ends?
Do Transformers get life or car insurance?
MASTURBATE with soap  hands dirty or clean?
If you are what you eat then aren't cannibals the only real humans
if all men are the same why does it take a woman so long to choose?
If bars can't serve drunk people  McDonald's shouldn't be able to serve fat people
If you masturbated on an airplane would it count as  hi-jacking?
does a gif keep moving when you scroll it off the screen
If 3 people having sex is a 'threesome
if vegetarians love animals so much..... why do they eat all their food?
why are things sent by car called shipments and things sent by ships cargo?
If all the countries in the world are in debt where did all the money go?
If a tomato is a fruit is ketchup a jam?
why is front yard two words when backyard is one?
If history is written by the victors why does french history exist?
if i hated hipsters before it was cool to hate hipsters does that make me a hipster?
WHAT IF LIFE IS A VIDEOGAME.. AND DJ&#224;-VU are just checkpoints?
What Happens if You get scared half to death twice
Is an escpaed midget fortuneteller  a small medium at large?
WOULDNT IT BE IRONIC IF SOMEONE DIED IN THE LIVING ROOM
if i delete recycle bin WHERE WILL IT go?
IF pro is opposite of con what is the opposite of constitution?
why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
isn't it ironic what killed steve jobs has the initials pc?
if i download a movie in jamaica am i a pirate of the caribbean ??
If pro is opposite of con is progress opposite of congress?
If money is the root of all evil... ....then why do they ask for it in churches?
IF we're all god's children what makes jesus so special?
If you shouldnt talk to strangers then how do you make friends?
If it's 10 times better than the leading brand then why isn't it the leading brand?
If you make a camp to help kids with adhd is it a concentration camp?
If japanese pop is jpop? then is chinese rap
IF YOU SHIT ON SOAP IS THE SOAP DIRTY
iF EARTH IS THE THIRD PLANET FROM THE SUN DOESN'T THAT MAKE EVERY COUNTRY A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY?
If there is a zombie outbreak in vegas
If I'm ever ranked above 'y u no' will meme generator change their logo?
if you try to fail and succeed
if apple made a car would it have windows
If you jump off the edge of the map in skyrim would you fall into oblivion?
I just read that 4
If MARY DECIDED TO ABORT JESUS wouLD SHE HAVE GOTTEN PREGNANT THREE DAYS LATER
why do noses run but feet smell?
how can the world end in 2012 if i have yogurt that expires in 2013
If mac users care more about the environment why do macs have a trash can when windows has a recycle bin
if europe uses euros shouldn't africa use afros?
if aliens are LOOKing for intelligent life Why are american's scared?
If sex is great exercise then why are there still fat sluts
if candy is bad for babies
If disagree with all religion Why only target christianity?
WHy did Cinderella's shoe fall off if it fit her perfectly?
Justin Bieber has a kid? WONDER WHO THE FATHER IS.
why protest online when congress doesn't understand the internet
if a number 2 is the most popular pencil in the world... why isn't it number 1?
HOW MANY BEARS WOULD bEAR GRYLLS GRILL... IF bEAR GRYLLS COULD GRILL BEARS?
If a tree falls on a woman whats a tree doing in the kitchen
Does a Female pilot sit in the cuntpit?
if 'y u no' has 5158 votes
if sopa passes
Did steve job's life flash before his eyes or did it HTMl5 before his eyes?
If﻿ it's called final fantasy  why are there fourteen of them?
If I asked you to have sex with me would the answer to thAt question  be the same as the answer to this question
If he is forever alone then who is taking the photo?
if you say something is indescribable are you not describing it?
what if aliens have been trying to contact us via the internet but the 'are you human' filters keep stopping them?
if tomatoes are fruit isn't ketchup technically a smoothie?
If nice guys finish last do douchebags suffer from premature ejaculation?
why sterilize a needle for lethal injection?
If pen is mightier than the sworD Why do actions speak louder than words
If two wrongs don't make a right Why does a double negative make a positive?
if a redhead works at a bakery does that make him a ginger bread man?
If guns dont kill people
If moonlight is just reflected sunlight then wouldn't vampires burn at night too?
IF A NECROPHILiac ENCOUNTERs a zombie
IF A TREE FALLS IN THE WOODS AND NO ONE HEARS IT WOULD A HIPSTER BUY THE SOUNDTRACK?
When Butterflies fall in love do they feel people in their stomachs?
IF abortion is murder
iF SOMEONE HAS AN IMAGINARY FRIEND
if 666 is evil is 25.80697580 the root of all evil
If we are created in God's image Shouldn't we not exist?
If a picture is worth 1000 words... why shoudn't we judge a book by its cover?
if we want to save the children from Kony's army will we have to fight the children in kony's army in order to save them?
If you fail at committing suicide does it make you a success at life ?
if a king runs a kingdom
if Jesus died for my sins then if I don't sin
if stephenie meyer's vampires have no blood how does edward get an erection?
Why is Children's Day Exactly 9 months after Valentine's Day?
if you have to battle wild pokmon with your own pokmon to catch them how was the first pokmon caught?
if you enjoy wasting time is that time really wasted?
If time is money does that mean an atm is a time machine?
what would happen if forever alone sent a friend request to good guy greg?
If all car insurance companies save me hundreds can i keep switching until i pay nothing?
IF a white man is born in africa and moves to the USA IS he Still condsidered African American?
if you're hotter than me does that make me cooler than you?
What if kim-Jong is a cool guy and his translator is just being a jerk
If poison expires then does it become less poisonous or more poisonous?
Who will vacuum the house If my wife isn't supposed to leave the kitchen
if we shouldn't talk to strangers how are we supposed to meet new people?
If guns kill people do pencils misspell words
Why 'all together' is written separately and 'separateLY' is written all together?
What if That wasn't spam and my Nigerian uncle did leave me his fortune?
if 9/11 had OCCURRED in july  would 7-11 be out of business?
transformers would they buy life insurance or car insurance?
If a genie grants you three wishes
if lesbians don't like men why do they use toys that look like penises?
If women say 'all guys are the same' Why are they so picky?
WHEN A GAY PERSON LEAVES HIS FACEBOOK ON  DO HIS FRIENDS POST A STATUS SAYING 'I'M STRAIGHT'?
if u hate haters are u hater?
If a midget smoked weed  would he be high or medium?
are babies natural or man made
If a person if born deaf and mute in wich language does he think
if abortion is Murder Is masturbation genocide?
if vegetable oil is made from vegetables
Is it hypocritical to call someone judgemental?
What if im actually attractive and hot girls just think im out of their league?
What if i'm retarded and everyone's just being nice
Why is bacon bacon and cookies are cookies If you cook bacon and bake cookies
if swearing is immature why is it referred to as adult language
if i place a laptop on desk does it become a desktop?
If my goal is to have no goals do i still have a goal?
why buy winrar when trial is endless?
if a girl from iceland and a guy from cuba have a kid... will he be an icecube?
When the bus Driver gets off the bus
WHY DO WE COOK BACON... ...AND BAKE COOKIES?
if you are what you eat... ...are cannibals the only legit humans?
if god created the sun on the forth day how had four days passed?
If apple doesnt support flash did steve jobs' life HTML5 In Front Of his eyes
What if cannabis caused cancer or liver diseases
IF A person has an imaginary friend
if anything is possible is it possible for something to be impossible?
if she doesnt know shes beautiful & thats what makes her beautiful does informing her of her beauty instantly make her ugly?
If a fat person has more skin
What if i actually am  the 1
If God sneezed what would you say to him
If I expect an unexpected error is it really unexpected?
do gay people make straight jokes?
how do you know you only live once if you haven't died yet?
IF JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS. AND HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN. DID JESUS DIE FOR HOMOSEXUALITY?
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmits?
If pinocchio says his nose will grow
If natural disasters are called acts of god shouldn't we send the bill for damages to churches?
if god made us in his image how come we are not invisible too?
IF you say you're cooler than me doesn't that make me hotter than you?
IF TWO WOMEN ARGUE WITH EACH OTHER ARE THEY BOTH WRONG?
If pro is good and con is bad does that make prostitution good and constitution bad?
If time is money are atms time machines?
If abortion is murder.. Is masturbation genocide?
if a boggart only takes form of greatest fear then what happens if greatest fear is a boggart?
what if there was a BRAILLE sign that said  Do not touch?
If quizzes are quizzical are tests testical?
if downloading michael jackson's music can get you five years in jail how come killing him only gets you four?
What i if told you you read the top line wrong
If I choose a different template this post will get more thumbs up because it will stick out from all the standard template posts
if a piano player is called a pianist
are oranges called oranges because they are orange or is orange called orance because oranges are orange
have you ever walked into a room and forgot why you went there? that's just god playing 'the sims' and he cancelled your action
if microsoft names them windows 7 windows 8 windows 9 etc would we eventually have another windows 95?
why do i have to push start to shut down windows?
if the world ends in december does that mean i can stop using a condom in april?
cinderella's clothing disappeared at midnight why didn't her shoe?
if a child refuses to nap are they guilty of resisting a rest?
If you are reading this then you must not be doing homework
WHAT IF THE AIR IS A POISION THAT TAKES ABOUT 80 YEARS TO KILL US?
when you say you slept like a baby Does it mean you woke up every 2 hours full of shit and pee?
If a THERE'S a zombie outbreak in vegas   does it stay in vegas?
if you get pissed off at a satanist do you tell the person to go to heaven?
If Guns don't kill people
IF LESBIANS DON'T LIKE MEN WHY HALF OF THEM ARE DATING WOMEN WHO LOOK LIKE MEN?
Suggesting people can't live without government  is like saying animals couldn't survive without farms...
why do women HAVE drivers licenses when there is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen?
If some day we all go to prison for downloading music I hope they split us by the music genre
if life gives you lemons what does death give you?
If a soap falls to a floor will the soap get dirty or will the floor be clean?
IF CHRISTIANS WANT TO TEACH CREATIONISM AT SCHOOL WHY CAN'T WE TEACH EVOLUTION AT CHURCH?
If teachers can't teach every subject why do students have to learn them al?
if life's a game then are people born with handicaps playing it on hard mode?
if a minor rapes someone over 18 who was raped?
WHY DOES NO ONE ON iCARLY HAVE A DAD?
if a person is born deaf what language do they think in?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
if a foursome is four people and a threesome is three people
If theres an Earthquake on mars is It a Marsquake
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy but the bible says to love your enemy
If con and pro are opposites Is Congress the opposite of progress?
if apple create a car  would it have windows?
If we are what we eat TheN are cannibals thE only real humans?
If McDonalds Is usIng 100% chicken now wtf were they feeding us?
If Apple doesn't support Flash Did Steve Jobs' life HTML5 before his eyes?
If a man with no arms has a gun Is he armed?
If money DOESN'T grow on trees then why do banks have branches
IF PEOPLE THINK ABORTION IS MURDER IS MASTURBATION GENOCIDe ?
If heat rises why isn't heaven hotter than hell?
If seagulls lived by the bay wOULD THEY BE bagels?
If a deaf kid swears... does his mom wash his hands with soap?
IF STEROIDS ARE ILLEGAL FOR ATHLETES SHOULDN'T PHOTOSHOP BE ILLEGAL FOR MODELS?
if sopa spelled backwards is apos.. does that mean it's a piece of shit?
Why do we run with our feet and smell with our nose but feet smell and noses run
if i call my brother bro then can i call my father fat
if resisting arrest is your only crime why you being arrested?
if i call a golfer subpar is that a compliment or an insult?
IF TOMATO IS A FRUIT then is Ketchup a smoothie?
what language  do deaf people think in?
How can the world possibly end in 2012 if i have a yogurt that expires 2013
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF FOREVER ALONE GUY SENT A FRIEND REQUEST TO GOOD GUY GREG?
If men can't focus on two things at a time why women have boobs?
if tuna is the chicken of the sea is chicken the fish of the land?
if con is the opposite of pro is congress the opposite of progress?
If canadins say 'ay' And mexicans say 'si' Shouldn't americans say 'b'?
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide
If you name your iPod 'Titanic' will it start to sync?
If eminem is a raper and actor? Does that make him a raptor?
If guns kill people do pencils misspell words
If your life is going downhill Wouldn't that make it easier?
If Adam and eve are created by God Why are they pictured with belly buttons?
SO when one person has an imaginary friend he is crazy? but when a lot of people have an imaginary friend
if taylor swift married taylor lautner would they both be named taylor lautner?
if a zombie outbreak happens in vegas does it stay in vegas?
if a kid takes a nap
if i delete the recycle bin where would it go?
If time is money Atm IS a Time machine?
If cinderella's shoe fit perfectly
When you listen to free music in the car
If steroids are illegal for athletes shouldn't photoshop be illegal for models?
IF THE EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM
everyone talks about leaving a better planet for the kids. why not leave better kids for the planet?
if the devil punishes all the bad people doesn't that make him good?
If black isn't a color Then why are black people called the colored
Do Transformers get life insurance or car insurance?
Is it ironic that the thing that killed steve jobs has the INITIALS PC?
If Quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
When a midget smokes weed does he get high
if a tree falls on a woman in the forest when no one else is around why wasn't she in the kitchen?
If tim tebow has a thought is it a christian ponder?
If a cyclops blinks is it winking?
How do you know if a certificate of authenticity is authentic? Does it come with its own certificate of authenticity?
If Beyonce is pregnant is it destiny's child?
If someone owns a piece of land... ...do they own it all the way to the center of the earth?
If all men are the same why are women so picky?
If History is written by the Victors
Edwards says he can't read bella's mind? so that obviously means she doesn't have a brain
WHy did kamikaze pilots wear helmets IF THEY DIED ANYWAY
what if i was bad all year but wanted coal for christmas?
Why is it called common sense when it isn't very common?
if a child is born deaf what language does it think in?
if a white person can't say the n-word isn't that more racist than the word itself
If Mcdonalds is open 24/7 365 days a year why do they need locks in their stores?
If practice makes perfect
If apple made a car... would it have windows?
if a tomato is a fruit is ketchup a smoothie?
what happens if a doctor eats an apple a day?
wHEN THE BUS DRIVER GETS OUT.. WHO CLOSES THE DOOR?
why do we wash towels if we are clean when we use them?
If the majority of people can relate to socially awkward penguin then isn't he a socially normal﻿ penguin?
The bottom text is a lie the top text is the truth
If getting educated is good and accumulating debt is baD Is going to college good or bad
if a zombie meets a Necrophiliac who would be chasing who?
IF TOMATO IS A FRUIT IS KETCHUP A SMOOTHIE?
If moonlight is reflected sunligHt How can vampires be out at night?
when you say you slept like a baby does it mean you woke up every two hours crying?
If you pour root beer into a square cup does it become beer?
How can the world end in 2012? if my yougurt expires in 2013?
do colorblind people play twister?
if humans are 70% water and i can walk on humans    ''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''''' does that mean im 70% jesus?
If two vegetarians get into an argument is it still considered a beef?
IF GAY'S AREN'T ATTRACTED TO GIRLS THEN WHY ARE THEY ATTRACTED TO MEN THAT BEHAVE LIKE GIRLS
IF CAPT. AMERICA ONLY HAS 1 STAR ON HIS UNIFORM DOESN'T THAT MAKE HIM CAPT. PUERTO RICO?
if peeta and Katniss had a kid would it be peeniss or kat-pee
If the policeman says 'papers' and I say 'scissor' Have i won then?
What if we censor female nipples... with male nipples?
If good things come to those who wait then are procrastinators set for life?
if 4/5 people suffer from DIARRHEA   does the fifth person enjoy it?
If a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it would a hipster buy the soundtrack?
WHY DO PEOPLE SAY THE ALARM WENT OFF WHEN IT JUST CAME ON
If Eminem is a rapper and an actor does that make him a raptor?
How can Actions Speak Louder then Words when the Pen is Mightier then the Sword?
if its good to be awe 'some' why is it bad to be aw 'ful'?
If quizzes are quizzical then what is a test
if you identify a ufo is it still a ufo?
how can the world end in 2012 if my yogurt expires in 2013?
If everyone's innocent until proven guilty does that mean police arrest innocent people?
If nothing is impossible then is it possible for something to be impossible?
If Pluto isn't a planet because it's too small then are midgets really people?
WHEN NOTHING GOES RIGHT... Go left!
If money is time are atms time machines?
If the zombie apocalypse happened in Vegas… would it “stay in Vegas??
if laughter is the best medicine
what is the speed of dark?
why does your nose run and your feet smell
If google bought youtube then why do we still have google videos?
If nobody is perfect and I'm nobody... Does that make me perfect?
why do we give thanks on 1 day and trample people for sales on the next
If atheism is a religion
If one person has an imaginary friend
The opposite of Pro is con
if racism is a crime why dont black people do it then?
If i cannot talk to strangers  how can i make any friends!?
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BAD LUCK BRIAN BET AGAINST HIMSELF IN A FIGHT?
if the early bird gets the worm how do good things come to those who wait?
If PINOCCHIOS NOSE GROWS WHEN HE LIES WHAT HAPPENS IF HE SAYS :'MY NOSE WILL GROW NOW'
if apple made a car will it have windows?
if you were riding on a donkey and someone threw a rock at you and you fell off would you be stoned off your ass
which came first the hipster or mainstream?
Why Do people say they take a shit when they are actually leaving one
If god created tHe  sun on the fourth day How did four days pass?
if quizzes are QUIZZICAL what are tests
MOM says 'AlcOhoL IS YOUR ENEMY.' jESUS SAYS 'LOVE THY ENEMY'
IF GOD WAS A WOMAN... WOULDENT WE ALL BE SANDWICHES?
what happens if you get scared half to death twice
what do you do if all your friends  told you not to give in to peer pressure?
now that its in 3d will they see the iceberg
if my computer falls to the sea will it be a dell rolling in the deep?
if we aren't supposed to talk to strangers how do we make friends
What does teen Spirit Smell like?
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide IS IT A HOSTAGE SITUATION?
if someone tells you not to tell a soul can you tell a ginger?
If margarine was a pokemon would it be butterfree
is a safe called safe because it's safe  or is the word 'safe' called safe because a safe is safe ?
WHat if Pinocchio Said 'My Nose will Now grow'?
if we go to a better place when we die why don't we just kill ourselves
if a midget smokes weed does he get medium?
if chocolate is poison for dogs why do bitches love it?
The bible says that every man is a liar
if the bible is true i never existed
if you can't tell a secret to a soul could you tell a ginger?
does rick santorum's ass ever get jealous of the shit that comes out of his mouth?
If nothing is faster than the speed of light
if we are all unique  then how are we unique?
if people can not be trusted to be civilized without government how can people be trusted with governing power?
IF MOONLIGHT IS A REFLECTION FROM THE SUN HOW DO VAMPIRES SURVIVE AT NIGHT?
If you say no rules allowed is that a rule?
If justin bieber fans are called beliebers and one direction fans are called directioners Are rolling stone fans called stoners?
You are what you eat so zombies are humans?
If abortion is murder is a miscarriage involuntary manslaughter?
If it's illegal for professional athletes to use steroids
If you get addicted to anti-anxiety medication would you care?
if females belong in the kitchen why are the world's top chefs males?
If Olive oil is made from olives
Why do feet smell And noses run?
if POkemon don't die Why are there ghost pokemon?
IF pinocchio says ' My nose is about to grow' Will it?
What is 'dammit I'm mad' written backwards?
if there was a zombie apocalypse in las vegas would it stay in vegas
if quizzes are quizzicle what are tests?
Why doesn't Tarzan Have a beard?
IF WE ARE WHAT WE EAT WHAT THE HELL IS BEAR GRYLLS?
If an older woman who likes younger men is called a cougar then is an older man who likes young boys called a nittany lion?
If perception is reality  does that mean justin bieber is a woman
why is common sense so uncommon
ISN'T 'NO COMMENT' ALSO A COMMENT?
If you delete the RECYCLING bin where does it go?
Why do we write things down but type things up?
IF A SINGLE TEACHER CAN'T TEACH US ALL THE SUBJECTS THEN HOW CAN YOUEXPECT A SINGLE STUDENT TO LEARN ALL THE SUBJECTS?
If most male fashion designers are gay ...then why do they make clothes to make women look better?
if new spy kids is 4d. and 4th dimension is time. have i already seen it?
If 4 out of 5 people suffers from diarrhea does that mean that the 5th one enjoys it?
if guns don't kill people
If a 17yr old mom is hot is she a milf or is she jail-bait
If #2 pencils are the most popular
If a poison is out of date is it more poisonous or less poisonous?
if cinderella's shoe fit perfectly... why did it fall off?
why do swedes have the same word for married and poison?
what was the guy who discovered cows milk doing when he discovered it?
If god says he was not created by a creator Does that mean: God is an Atheist?
if a fat person can fit into skinny jeans are they really 'skinny' jeans?
When people say that there is no absolute truth why are they always so absolutely sure about it?
the following sentence is true. the previous sentence is false.
If a quiz is quizzical What's a test?
if pro is the opposite of con... what's the opposite of CONSTITUTION?
IF THE NUMBER 666 IS considered EVIL IS 25.8069 the root of all evil?
What was captain hooks name when he had two hands?
the genie says I can't wish for more wishes   but he never said i can't wish for more genies
if abortion's murder... is masturbation genocide?
IF forever alone guy is alone.... why is he famous
if gay people wait in a queue is it still a straight line?
iF MARS HAD EARTHQUAKES WOULD THEY BE CALLED MARSQUAKES?
why would someone go to mcdonalds and order a salad?
if a building is completed shouldn't it be called a 'built'?
If a taxi is going in reverse
when you 'wait' for a waiter in a restaurant aren't you the 'waiter'?
Wouldn't it be ironic To die in the living room?
If a relationship is not a test Why cheat?
What would Happen if two mindreaders Read eachothers minds at the same time?
how did the programmer program the first programming program if he programmed the first programming program?
If stars die so we can exist and Jesus died so we could live  Does that mean Jesus Christ is a Superstar?
If you bet your Life on something
If someone wishes to die someday and tells someone... will the wish fail
if i punch myself and it hurts does it mean im really strong or really weak?
if you are cooler than me does that mean im hotter than you?
If a retarded kid shows up late to class is it appropriate to call him tardy?
If video games make humans violent does that mean they had really good video games in 1939?
if god hates gays why did he create them
if i am so wise why am i extinct?
If god created the sun on the fourth day  then how could four days pass?
What if nobodys wish comes true because someone wished for nobodys wish to come true?
if we never had slaves would the nfl and nba be boring?
If you kill a ginger in skyrim does it fill a soul gem?
If a king farts Is it noble gas?
What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life and you were starting off at your last checkpoint?
IF THE FLINTSTONES LIVED IN A TIME BEFORE CHRIST Why did they celebrate Christimas?
If you see an apple store get robbed does that make you an Iwitness?
why did adam and eve have Belly buttons ?
if god was woman wed all be sandwiches
when einstein masturbates is it the stroke of a genius?
If we are all atoms then a scientist studying atoms is just a bunch of atoms studying themselves!
if god created sun on the fourth day how had four days passed?
If all babies that die go straight to heaven then why is abortion wrong again?
If practice makes perfect
So iT's not ok to talk to yourself
if i'm not a hipster because it is too mainstream does that make me a hipster?
if guns dont kill people
How do we learn to learn If we don't know how to learn
if time is money
When People on the internet say not to believe everything on the internet should i believe them?
WHY IS MY KEYBOARD'S CAPS LOCK BUTTON IN LOWERCASE
Can you cry underwater?
WHAT COLOR DOES A SMURF GET WHEN YOU STRANGLE HIM?
If you spin an asian man around Is he Disoriented?
since most people are such idiots
iF THE OPPOSITE OF PRO IS CON... iS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS CONGRESS?
If a tree falls in the forest & no one's around to hear... Who's the deaf bastard that cut it down?
If jesus could walk on water and people are 70% water then if i stand on a person
If teachers worry about your education then why do they suspend you from school?
if cats always land on their feet
can blind people see while they are dreaming?
this hand is mine? or is from another dinosaur?
If life is short is death tall?
Two Wrongs dont make a right... But mutliplying two negatives make a positive?
If you think you have hypochondria... Do you?
If mayans didn't have leap years did apocalypse already happen?
Is a drug dealing christian... a crystal methodist?
IF THEY ONLY FOUND MY FOSSILS HOW DO THEY KNOW I'M GREEN?
IF i haTED HIPSTERS BEFORE IT WAS COOL TO HATE HIPSTERS... shit
if religious people want creationism taught in school shouldn't they teach evolution in chruch
What if... ... one of the siamese twins gets the deathpenalty?
why does having a fat chance and having a slim chance mean the same thing?
If rihanna likes the way it hurts then why doesn't she stay with chris brown?
Why is it called taking a dump If your leaving one
If moonlight is technically  sunlight why doesnt it kill vampires?
when a midget smokes weed does he get medium or high?
if the genie says you can't wish for more wishes can you wish that you could wish for more wishes?
I dont always make memes but when i do
If europe uses euros  SHOULDN'T africa use afros
If Donald duck only wears a shirt and no bottom why does he wear a towel around his waist after a shower?
If Government Spending got us into this Recession how would More government Spending get us out of this recession?
Is being butt-dialed the same as getting a booty call?
if a picture says more than thousand words does a .jpg say more than thousand .docs ?
is raping a prostitue considered shoplifting?
If tim burton dies who will cast johnny depp?
Do secretly gay midgets Come out of the cabinet?
If a tree Falls on a women in a forest what was the forest doing in the kitchen?
If Eve Doomed The Human Race For An Apple What Would She Do For a Klondike Bar?
Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate halloween? They don't like strangers coming to their door?
If it were possible to see whether an unborn child is gay
How does a blind person know when they're done wiping?
if tomatoes are fruit isn't ketchup TECHNICALLY a smoothie?
if good things come to those who wait then is procrastination a virtue?
When you scroll away from a gif... does it still move?
if guns kill people do pencils misspell words?
What if anti-virus companies created viruses in order to be useful?
Why do ships carry cargo while cars carry shipments?
was pedobear attracted to himself when he was young?
do hipsters always burn their mouths BEcause they eat soup before it's cool?
whos voice do deaf people hear in their mind?
if minecraft worlds are infinite how does the sun Rotate round it?
if they're called musketeers why are they using swords?
IF YOU SPILL CLEANING PRODUCT DID YOU MAKE A MESS?
If moonlight is reflected sunlight? Can vampires ever go outside?
If I asked you to have sex with me would the answer to that question be the same as﻿ the answer to this one?
If opinions are never wrong what if my opinion is that opinions can be wrong?
if school is knowledge
if two lesbians are in a relashionship who makes the sandwich?
If it taKES ONE TO KNOW ONE dOES THAT MEAN ADMIRAL ACKBAR IS A TRAP?
Why all images are rectangle-shaped if the camera lens is round?
If europe uses euros shouldn't africa use afros?
If apple were to make the icar would it have windows?
If the camera adds ten pounds do African children even exist in real life?
If you only live once why do something so stupid with your only life?
If alcohol makes me alcoholic than does fanta make me fantastic?
is masturbating in a plane called high-jacking?
IF ZOMBIES ENCOUNTERS WITH NECROPHILICS WHO SHOULD RUN?
If a christian is playing pokemon do they let their pokemon evolve?
If pro is the opposite of con does that make progress the opposite of congress?
Did meme generator generate memes
If Pinnochio says 'my nose will grow' What will happen?
Why does a   pop-up pop up to tell you it blocked a pop-up?
if an illegal immigrant fought a child molester would it be alien vs predator?
If actions speak louder than words Why are ninjas undetectable?
A girl from Iceland and a guy from Cuba have a kid.... Will he be an IceCube?
If 'Horrible' and 'Horrific' mean the same thing Why are 'terrible' and 'terrific' opposites?
if a midget smokes weed does he get high...or medium
If you spin an oriental man
If dentists make money off of peoples teeth Then why would I use a toothpaste that 9 out of 10 dentists RECOMMEND?
if olive oil is made of olives than baby oil is made of. . .
if roaches survive nuclear war whats in a can of raid?
if stan didn't know how to send the tape out how did we get to listen to it?
If someone under 21 breaks a bottle in the alcohol aisle can they still make you pay for it?
if a deaf boy swears does his mother wash his hands?
if i'm a meme then you are a youyou?
How do you grow a seedless grape?
If the bible came before the quran does that mean allah commited copyright fraud
If a person who plays the piano IS called a pianist Is A person who drives a race car called a racist?
If you choke a smurf what color does it turn?
If Europe uses euros shouldn't africa use afros?
IF Kim gave birth to North West Does that make her vagina the northwest passage?
If lesBians aren't attRacted to men Why do they date woMen that look like men?
if you're late to special ed class can the teacher still call you tardy?
If you run behind a car Do you get exhuasted?
if i google something & it doesn't show up on the first page is it real?
Our bodies are 75% water. So if I walk on somebody  does that make me 75% Jesus?
if a tree falls in the middle of the woods and nobody hears it How many hipsters go buy the album?
violence never is the answer what if the question is 'what is never the answer?'
If lady gaga is all about being 'born this way' Why does she try so hard to be different?
If you make a camp to help kids with adhd is it a concentration camp?
If disney bought Lucas Arts Does that make princess leia a disney princess?
If ghosts are real why are there no dinosaur ghosts?
If corn oil is made out of corn. And olive oil is From olives. Than what is baby Oil made from?
do you ever wonder IF WE all SEE DIFFERENT COLORS?
If i download a movie in jamaica am i a pirate of the CARIBBEAN?
if Seedless grapes are seedless How do you grow them?
if a picture is worth a thousand words why can't i turn one in instead of an essay?
If con is the opposite of pro than what is the opposite of progress?
if a picture tells a thousand words does a video tell 24 thousand words per second?
Do vegans swallow?
If glue is sticky then why doesnt it stick to the inside of the glue bottle
if someone is born blind what do they see when they dream?
if you eat yourself will you be twice as big or disappear completely?
If the brain were so simple we could understand it
If a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?
If there are parallel universes are there perpendicular universes?
If big breasted girls work at hooters do one legged girls work at ihop?
What will hipsters do  now that its become mainstream to be one?
what if we were all zombies once and there was a human apocolypse
if two gay people of the opposite sex married would this be a gay marriage?
If I dont talk to strangers How do i have friends?
If PINOCCHIO says 'My nose will grow.'  Will it?
IF A TREE FALLS ON A WOMAN
if the pen if mightier than the sword then why are actions louder than words?
if god wants me to go to work why is my bed so warm and cosy?
if the good die young then I was right saying that all my teachers are evil ?
If the early bird catches the worm Doesn't the early worm get eaten?
gay soldiers fight overseas for your rights... So why do they have to fight you for theirs?
IF a christian says 'yolo' Have they renounced their faith?
If lesbians aren't attracted to men Why are they attracted to women that look like men
if the mayans had a theory about the world ending in 2012 how come they never knew about the spaniard & portuguese invasion?
If A Tree Falls In A Forest And Nobody Sees It... ...Who Gains The Woodcutting XP?
if your mission is to fail the mission
If I am a dinosaur how is my hand able to touch my chin?
If time is the enemy... then should i kill time?
If violets are blue why are they called violets
if morgan freeman goes to jail
Why is the start button on controllers used for pausing?
if cockroaches have 'brains' in their abdomens does that make them smartasses
If you  know it's a trap and go in it is it still a trap?
if being hipster has become mainstream does that mean that not being a hipster
If being in the closet makes you gay is everyone in narnia gay
If Dinosaurs really had those short arms how could they scratch their chins like this
If everyone is different aren't we all the same?
if lady gaga normally wears costumes what does she wear on halloween?
Do the people on chat roullete who masterbate ever finish?
If eve SACRIFICED the human race for an apple  what would she do for a klondike bar?
WITH THE DEATH OF THE VATICAN WHERE WILL ALL THE GAYS GO TO CHURCH?
If i punch myself
DO DEAF PEOPLE KNOW WE DON'T KNOW WHAT ANIMALS SAY?
Why do soft cookies get hard when they get stale and hard cookies get soft?
If im in cuba and download a guatemalan movie would i be considered a pirate of the carribean
if a guy faps to justin beiber is he gay or straight?
would a summer camp for kids with adhd be a concentration camp?
why girls choose bad boys if they prefer good ones?
the next sentence is true. the previous sentence is false.
How can the ipad replace computers if it needs a computer to Activate
If you lose your left nut does your right nut become your nut left?
If vegans don't eat food that comes from animals do vegan girls swallow?
if you STORE A POKEMON IN THE PC... DOES IT BECOME A DIGIMON?
If you are what you eat is voldemort a unicorn?
If cigarette tax deters smoking does income tax deter working?
bill clinton would risk his presidency for monica lewinsky? what would he do for a klondike bar?
IF EUROPE USES   EUROS SHOULDN'T africa    use afros?
if money doesn't grow on trees why do banks have branches?
If the minecraft world is infinite
If everyone loves the 'forever alone' meme is 'forever alone' really forever alone?
if u are cooler than me DOES THAT MEAN I AM HOTTER THAN YOU?
IF I TORRENT COOL RUNNINGS AM I A PIRATE OF THE CARIBBEAN?
if a child asks for coal for christmas and has been bad does he get toys?
If jUstin bieber had a kid
if camera lenses are round... then y do pictures come out square?
what would happen if pinocchio said
If everyones life is unfair Does'nt it make life fair?
If you are what you eat are cannibals the only real people?
if women spend more time in the kitchen why are the best chefs men?
For the people who thought superman was a bird or a plane why were they so excited?
If living cell is found on distant planet
If cookies are cookies and bacon is bacon why do we bake cookies and cook bacon
If hipsters don't follow trends why do they all wear the same glasses?
what if there were no such thing as hypothetical situations?
why do sleeping pills have labels on them saying WARNING: may cause drowziness?
If robert pattinson is a vampire
If you clone yourself and have sex with it... are you gay
if a vampire bites a zombie will the zombie became a vampire or will the vampire became a zombie?
If violence is never the answer
if 1 white guy is with 2 black guys is the white guy a minority?
If prostitution is the oldest profession how men paid for it in the beginning?
If you decide not to make a choice... didnt you just make one...
if it's a corrupted file will it work if i bribe it?
IF THEY SAY DONT BRING YOUR PERSONAL LIFE TO WORK Y DO I HAVE TO BRING WORK TO HOME?
how much deeper would the ocean be if it didn't have sponges?
If it's illegal to purchase alcohol under the age of 21... then what about the you break it you buy it rule...?
if a criminal gets the lethal injection why do they have to sterilize it?
If a mute swears does his mother wash his hands with soap?
If apple made a car Would it have windows
WHAT IF THE AIR WE BREATHE iS A POISON THAT SLOWLY KILLS US OVER 80 YEARS?
iF CINDERELLA'S SHOE FITS PERFECTLY then why did it fall off
If the Earth is the third planet from the sun.... THEN ISN'T EVERY COUNTRY A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY?
if satan punishes sinners does he work for god?
Is soviet russia normal in a parallel universe?
drown in holy water   go to heaven?
IF ONLY DIAmonds can cut diamonds How did they cut the first diamond?
Is 'Planking' in the ocean called 'driftwood'?
If telling someone what you wished for makes it not come true
why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
if electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?
If you are giving a lethal injection why do you STERILIZE the needle?
If someone shits on a piece of soap
If Justin Bieber is nicknamed the biebs
if there is a copycat would there also be a pastedog?
If SCORING IS SEXUAL ACTIVITY IS HOMOSEXUALITY AN OWN GOAL?
IF INSANITY IS DEFINED AS  REPEATING AN ACTION AND EXPECTING A DIFFERENT OUTCOME WHAT DOES THAT MAKE FACEBOOK?
Shouldn't extra-ordinary  mean outstandingly normal?
If you are cooler than me does that make me hotter than you?
Why do they call it a building... ... If it's already built?
If swearing is iMmature Then why is it considered 'adult language?'
Is diarrhea Genetic Or does it just run in my jeans?
if a special needs child has a horn does that make him a unitard?
If there is a zombie outbreak in vegas does it stay in vegas?
why aren't the god-related memes in the god tier?
If god had low self esteem... would that make him an athiest?
What if Half Life 2: Lost Coast Is really half life 2: episode 3?
if sheldon cooper has a kid IT WOULD BE a MINI COOPER?
if i fail at failing did i win?
How do You get Work Experience if that is a job requirement?
The next sentence is true the previous sentence is a lie
IF NERDS ARE NOW COOL SHOULDN'T I BE GETTING LAID?
Is violence still never the answer If the question is 'What is never the answer'?
if 'pro' is the opposite of 'con
WHY IS THERE A LIGHT IN A FRIDGE BUT NOT IN THE FREEZER?
If I throw my hands up in the air how will I catch them when they come back down?
If my drink is 10% juice What is the other 90%
WHAT IF DEJA VU MEANS YOU ACTUALLY DIED AND YOU ARE JUST RETURNING TO YOUR LAST SAVED CHECKPOINT?
If money is the root of all evil then why do they ask for it in Church?
If  pro is the opposite of con... Then isn't congress the opposite of progress?
If alcoholics are supposed to be anonymous Why do they introduce themselves at the beginning of every meeting?
Why do we call it double u? when itis clearly a double V
if you hotter than me  does that mean i am cooler than you
if earth is the third planet from the sun wouldn't that make every country a third world county?
if the megaupload creators get arrested for stealing from the rich why don't government officials get arrested for stealing from the poor?
If you expect the unexpected Does it become the expected?
&#160;if a quiz is quizical
How did Catdog go to the bathroom?
if atheism is a religion  then is 'bald' a hair color?
If getting nailed means having sex jesus should stop complaining
If you are what you eat Are cannibals the only true people?
if wrestlers wrestle in underwear then why do they compete for belts?
Vegans
What happens when a wave of zombies
Why u need to be 16 to join the army but 18 to play a game about it
if women think they are not meant to cook
if the mars rover is called curiosity will the one to uranus be called bicuriosity?
if you watch toy story 3 in spanish what language DOES SPANISH BUZZ speak in
how come they call it taking a dump and not leaving a dump after all you are not taking it anywhere...
If roses are red
If you live each day like it's your last... wouldn't you last day be a normal day?
'3 out of 5 sMokers die.' Apparently the other two become immoRtaL.
If a person is born deaf what language do they think?
If you roll a stone down a hill does it have moves like jagger?
If all they need is just 5 cents a day couldn't they stop making commercials and use that money to feed the hungry?
If Tom Clancy wrote an autobiography would it be called tom clancy's tom clancy?
If debt is the problem How is more debt the solution???
CAN YOU CRY UNDER WATER?
'100 things to do before you die' will doing only 99 things give me immortality?
If everyone has debt who do we owe the money to?
WW2 japanese suicide pilots why did they wear helmets?
if Nihilists believe in nothing how do they believe in nihilism?
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away then what happens if a doctor eats an apple?
WHAT WAS THE BEST THING BEFORE SLICED BREAD?
IF A MEME STOPS BEING POPULAR DOES IT ENTER MEMOPAUSE?
why don't the daleks just eat an apple a day?
if straight people say 'no homo' do gay people say 'no hetero'?
If being a hipster means they hate being mainstream why do they all dress the same?
If you put root beer in a square glass do you get beer?
What does Ice road trucking.. have to do with history?
How can world end in 2012 when marty mcfly travelled to 2015?
if you laugh at anti-joke chicken does it become joke chicken?
If a person is born blind What do they think humans look like?
what if the hokey pokey is not what its all about?
If you ACCIDENTALLY ATE YOUR OWN TONGUE WHAT WOULD IT TASTE LIKE?
If life gives you lemons
if terrorists fight us because of our freedom don't they win when our freedoms are taken away to fight them?
Why is abbreviation such a long word
if I'm a meme then are you a youyou?
i don't always use the wrong meme but when i do
if one expects the unexpected is it still unexpected?
if god has a plan for each of us how can we have free will?
If Satan punishes Bad and Evil people Wouldnt that make him a good guy?
If you hate everyone equally are you unbiased?
If Pringles are “so good that once you pop
What if the blackouts are actually sopa starting?
If god were a woman would we all be sandwiches?
If a Vampire bites a Zombie Will it turn into a Zombie or will the Zombie turn into a Vampire?
IF GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE
WHEN CINDERELLA turned BACK AT MIDNIGHT AND ALL OF HER CLOTHS TURNED BACK TO RAGS WHY DIDN'T THE SHOE SHE LOST VANISH?
why do they call it rush hour if traffic barely moves?
Why do we say 'today' and 'tonight' but not 'yesternight'?
who will bury  the last man on earth?
Why do cars have shipments and ships have cargo
if your gunna shoot a mime would you use a silencer
if you become what you eat.. Is cannibals the only normal people?
'if today is 'may the 4th be with you is tomorrow 'revenge of the 5th'?
is it impossible to pull a wheelie when riding a unicycle or impossible not to?
IF banning all guns will stop evil then why didn't banning bad drugs stop addiction?
What if santa is real... but there are no nice kids
if aliens are looking for intelligent life why do they abduct americans so often?
If I ate myself would I get twice as big or completely disappear
IF WE'RE ALL GOD'S CHILDREN wHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT JESUS?
If a special ed student is late to class
if mac users care more about the ENVIRONMENT than window users why do macs have trash can and windows a RECYCLING bin?
if we have the most time saving technology ever how is it that no one 'has time' for anything?
If a person has an imaginary friend they're crazy  if many people have an imaginary friend
If quizzes are quizzical What are tests?
Can a teacher... give a homeless kid homework?
if a hipster swims in a river are they mainstream?
If nothing is impossible
If a single teacher can't teach all the subject how can you expect a single student to learn all of them?
what if forever alone guy send a friend request to good guy greg
what if birds arn't singing they are just screaming because they are scared of heights
if they hate twilight so much... How do they know the exact scene to make a post?
If tomato is a fruit Is ketchup a Smoothie?
if you turn into a zombie is your birthday still celebrated?
what if they created sopa  to prevent the coming of the next justin bieber
If I go outside when it's warm but then gets colder over time Am I a hipster for going outside before it was cool?
If a monopoly is economically undesirable
If You're hotter than me Does that mean i'm cooler than you
If cookies are cookies and bacon is bacon then why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
if WE'RE ALL EQUALS... THEN WHY CELEBRATE 'DIVERSITY'?!
If you take someones virginity doesn't that make you a virgin?
IF SEEING IS BELIEVING...  CAN BLIND PEOPLE BELIEVE?
If the pen is mightier than the sword then why do actions speak louder than words?
If god had low self esteem would that make him an atheist?
If you offer someone a penny for their thoughts and they throw their two cents in who keeps the change?
Is it insensitive to put a crazy gay man in a straight jacket?
What if kony is behind kony 2012?
Why is it called 'taking a dump' when you're actually leaving one?
If hipsters are mainstream does not being a hipster make you a hipster?
if the french can't pronounce 'h' how do they laugh?
what if a doctor eats an apple a day?
What if the air is poison and it just takes a century to kill you?
if it's a note to self why is it on facebook?
IF LESBIANS ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO MEN tHEN WHY DO THEY USE SEX TOYS
if you identify an unidentified flying object as a ufo
if money doesn't grow on trees why do banks have branches?
If someone says 'I`m lying' Is he lying or telling truth?
If cockroaches can survive nukes... what the hell do they put in the spray that kills them!!??
why do people say 'www.' when it's quicker to say 'world wide web'?
Who tunes the tuning forks?
Why do people tell you to calm down when they made you mad in the first place?
Is a tricycle Just a unicycle with training wheels?
Why is the word 'ABBREVIATED' so long?
if you fail at failing do you succeed
IF YOU POSTED 'FRIDAY' AND ITS REALLY A RICK ROLL... WOULD PEOPLE GET MAD?
If a fly has no wings will it be a walk?
If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide  is it considered a hostage situation?
if a black person ask for the skin colour pencil what do i have to do?
Are children who use sign language  ALLOWED TO TALK WITH THEIR MOUTH FULL?
Now that THEY LOST JOBS iS APPLE unemployed?
how much dub could dubstep step if dubstep could step dub
What If the whole life is a dream and when we die
if gun control works explain chicago..
if women think all men are the same then aren't all women the same?
Not sure if turning light switch off or turning dark switch on
if objects expand in heat are all fat people hot
Why is it that those who cry about tolerance are usually the most intolerant?
If ice is100%water then walking on ice makes me jesus?
if my sickle claw is on my foot how am i holding it up to my chin?
If you're hotter than me does it makes me cooler than you?
What would happen IF you inhaled a mixture of chloroform and smelling salts?
if 10 times better than the leading brand why isn't it the leading brand?
The sentence below is true the sentence above is false
If tomatoes are a fruit does that make ketchup a smoothie?
how do you describe a color
earwigs Can crawl into your ear... ...where do cockroaches crawl?
if a king farts its a noble gas?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day
if going to church makes you a christian standing in my garage makes me a mechanic
How do you express anger in German If everything sounds angry?
if anything is possible is it possible for something to be impossible?
IF ALL DINASOURS DIED MILLIONS YEARS AGO AND  ENGLISH DOESN'T EXIST AT THAT TIMES HOW AM I THINKING IN ENGLISH?
If two girls have a 'Bromance' Is it called a 'Homance'?
If adam and eve are white and evolution doesn't exist why are there black people?
is it ironic  that forever alone is a popular meme
why doesn't tarzan have a beard?
If You high five your clone Is it clapping?
if a person is deaf
If i postpone procrastinating  am i still procrastinating?
are We just hanging out Or are we on a date?
If vegtable oil is made of vegtables
if homosexuality is genetic how are those genetics passed on?
If you traveled back in time to meet yourself Would you remember looking at your younger self
If Cinderella's shoe fits perfectly why did it fall off?
if i'm excited for the hunger games does that mean i'm from the capitol?
If pluto isn't a planet
What would happen If pinocchio said My Nose will grow right now
if adam and eve had bellybuttons then who were their parents?
IF YOU DRINK ALCOHOL
are pokemon named after the only word they can say? or can pokemon only say their name
If people kill people and not guns kill people does that mean that toasters don't toast toast
why does one drive in the parkway yet park in the driveway?
If you're not supposed to talk to strangers then how do I make friends?
If nothing goes right should i go left?
If a Car were to travel faster than the speed of light what would happen if you turned on the headlights?
is make up the photoshop of real life?
if guns don't kill people
If ticonderoga is the world's best pencil Why is it #2?
Woulnd't it be ironic if you die in a living room
Why is it called a Tv set If you only get one
If silicon boobs are considEred fake... If I touch them
What happens if a venomous snake bites it's own tongue
IF the mayans could predict the future then why are there no mayans today?
If a person is born deaf what﻿ language do they think in?
If a BULLDOG AND A SHITZU MATED Wouldn't it be called a bullshit?
If you are standing at the north pole is every direction south ?
IF ELECTRICITY COMES FROM ELECTRONS DOES THAT MEAN MORALITY COMES FROM MORONS?
Why do we call it a 'building' when it is already built
If a tomato is a fruit is ketchup a smoothie?
if olive oil is made from olives what is baby oil made of?
what if
if a camera lens is a circle why are the pictures square?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time
If Voldemort is the dark lord then why is he pale?
If blind people shit like normal people how do they know when to stop wiping their ass?
Copy from one
If it only copies the screen why is it called print screen and not copy screen?
When han solo has sex is it called riding Solo?
If you describe something as indescribable Arent you technically describing it?
IF SMOKING HARMS YOU AND OTHERS AROUND YOU WHY DOES GOOD GUY GREG SMOKE?
Do you Think that Satan gets a lot of letters from dyslextic children?
if i shoot her laptop maybe the internet will watch my video
Do you get fat because you're hungry or hungry because you're fat?
If johnny has two apples and wendy has 4 apples why can't they just accept that their parents don't understand the meaning of a balanced diet?
if you choke a smurf... what color does it turn?
If we want to find the twitter hacker can't we just 'FOLLOW' him?
if MONEY DOESN'T GROW ON TREES THEN WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES
if prisons let prisoners take their own mugshots would they be called 'cellfies?'
If you put li'l wayne and li'l john together would you have a full-sized john wayne?
If i ate myself would i become twice as big or disappear completly
what would happen if... Pinnochio said
When i yawn Do deaf people think i'm screaming?
if cockroaches can survive a nuclear war what do they put in raid...
Did orange the color come before oranges or did the fruit come before the color?
why are boxing rings called boxing rings if they are square
If killing yourself is consiDered selfish DOes that mean killing someone else is considered generous?
If only diamond blades can cut diamonds what cut the first diamond blade
if apple﻿ made a car would it have windows?
If i illegally download a movie while i'm in cuba would that make me a pirate of the caribbean?
if a kid refuses to sleep during naptime
If most of guys are forever alone then who are most of girls dating?
what happens if a chameleon looks in the mirror?
what was hitler mustache called before hitler?
If i reply to a troll while ACKNOWLEDGING them as a troll did i get trolled
if theres a mermaid why isnt there a merbutler?
IF GIRLS ONLY FLIRT WITH YOU WHEN YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND WHERE DID THE FIRST GIRLFRIEND COME FROM?
If time is money then isn't an atm
if a man with ocd commits a crime... is it organized crime?
y u no use correct meme?
If i work at a pharmacy am i a drug dealer
if pinocchio said 'my nose is about to grow'  what would happen?
Why is it a baby when They want it but a fetus when they don't?
IF GHOSTS CAN WALK THROUGH WALLS WHY DON'T THEY FALL THROUGH THE FLOOR???
why do they sterilize lethal injections?
if being a hipster became mainstream would there be any hipsters?
why do women wear makeup when men stare at boobs
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times does he become disoriented?
what if.. natural disasters are actually ninja terrorism?
is a fly without wings called a walk
Does anyone care If nobody cares?
can orphans watch pg films?
If taylor lautner and taylor swift married Would they both be taylor lautner?
if firefighters fight fires what do freedom fighters fight?
if a tree falls on google Plus does it make a sound?
could fender sue the music industry for making albums using their instruments
What if the hokey pokey Really is what it's all about?
if obama argues with a woman is obama wrong
if girls don't like guys looking at their chests why do they wear shirts that show cleavage?
if you only live once why ruin it with a rash decision?
If i put the constitution in my texts & emails Would the government finally start reading it
'winners never quit
If Vegetarians are trying to save animals  Then why are they eating their food?
are oranges called oranges because they are orange     or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
IF A MAN SPEAKS IN THE WOODS AND THERE IS NO WOMAN THERE
if moon is reflected sunlight would vampires burn at night
is midnight late or early
if god made the earth for man why is 3/4th of the earth under water?
IS BEING A SUB-PAR GOLFER A GOOD OR BAD THING?
IF wESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH HAD A SHOOTING WHO WOULD PROTEST THE FUNERAL
If apple made a car would it have windows?
if olive oil comes from olives.... where does baby oil come from?
How much bag could a douche bag douche if a douche bag could bag douche?
WHY DO WE bake cookies BUT cook bacon?
If babies don't know any language what language do they think in?
What if ducks start making people face  when they have their pic taken
If earth is the third planet from the sun
Mayans predict end of world in 2012 or just censored by sopa?
If this whole thread is for OFF-topic discussions then whatever we mention here
If you sell your soul to the devil to get into heaven Where do you end up?
If someone asks 'A penny for your Thoughts'
If I Say Something And my girlfriend doesn't hear it am is still wrong?
If I choose not to decide have I still made a choice?
Why are buildings called buildings if they are already built
Why is there no synonym for the word synonym?
If god created man... did satan create woman?
Why do i park in a driveway and drive on a parkway
If the opposite of pro is con Is progress the opposite of congress
iF WOMEN GET LESS MONEY FOR THE ABSOLUTELY SAME WORK DONE WHY DO MALE EMPLOYEES EXIST?
one does not simply select the right photo for their meme
If a man speaks in the forest
Why Call it Lisp when they can't say it
If two lesbians are in a relationship which one makes the sandwiches?
if 'i think therefore i am' is true does that mean stupid people don't actually exist?
If guns kill people why aren't they arrested?
If weed gets peoPle high Does seaweed get fish hiGh?
Why are the toronto blue jays in the american league?
If I back my car into the driveway... do i save time tomorrow or waste time today?
Can pokemon only say their name or are they named after the only thing they can say?
Do dogs call the missionary position human style?
If i can go back in time
if there was a version of gengnam stlye in english would it sing 'hey sexy lady' in korean?
if we lost jobs when steve jobs died and cash when johnny cash died we must protect kevin bacon
IF A KING FARTS IS IT A NOBLE GAS?
when littlefoot grows up will he turn into big foot?
if i hit you with the dictionary is it considered as a physical ASSAULT or a verbal assault?
If it's called 'alvin and the chipmunks'
How does one think before one learns a language?
is The main reason santa is so jolly  because he knows where all the bad girls live?
Is this color green u see the same color green i see?
If you put a slinky on an escalator will it go forever?
If I had a penny... for every penny i had...
What if we censor female nipples with male nipples?
If its the year of the dragon in China Does that man everyone born there is Dragonborn?
what if satan has created the world and jesus was trying to corrupt us by thinking satan is evil
If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow HOW COLD IS IT GOING TO BE?
if i tweet about whitney houston's death not being noteworthy how do i get around the fact that i noted it
If a picture is worth 1000 words how many is a gif worth?
What if oxygen makes our voices deeper and helium just makes them go back to normal?
if you say 'i'm lying' are you telling the truth?
Why is it called 'legend of zelda' if link does all the work
if one SYNCHRONIzed swimmer drowned... will the others drown too?
If there's an infinite number of multiverses Is there a multiverse where multiverses don't exist?
if you go back in time AND KILL YOURSELF IS IT MURDER OR SUICIDE?
If you try to fail
how did the 'keep off the grass' sign get there in the firs place?
if you're not thinking straight is your mind homosexual?
what would happen if pinnochio says 'now my nose is gonna grow'?
why do we drive on a parkway but park on a driveway?
If all snowflakes are unique and i have two that are the same wouldn't they be more unique?
if it takes 2 semesters to learn american history does chinese history take 20?
If atheists were put here to test our faith then aren't they simply fulfilling the roles god intended for them?
why are there other types of flour when there is all purpose flour?
if its zero degreess outside Does that make your fridge a heater
If Lesbians don't like men Why do they like women to look like Drew Carey in flannel?
Maybe the reason girls like bad boys Is because When they were young
If today is 'may the 4th be with you' and tomorrow is cinco de mayo
science or god what if god is a scientist
if the pen is mightier than the sword  then why do actions speak louder than words?
iF HOME IS WHERE THE HEART IST aRE hOMELESS PEOPLE HEARTLESS?
if money is the root of evil why does vatican city have so much wealth?
if you have too much phone sex could you get hearing aids?
was i created by the cia to discourage time travel
what if oxygen makes our voices go deeper and helium makes it normal?
if the body is 80% water can i walk on people and become jesus?
if getting pissed off     shows you’re angry does getting pissed on      show you’re happy?
if they're called the three musketeers why don't they ever use muskets instead of fencing swords?
if olive oil made from olives what is baby oil made from
if i have more upvotes than y u no guy and futurama fry
If i were to ask you on a date would the answer be the same  as this question?
Bottom text is true  top text is false
Is a female viking a viqueen?
if snow white is dead and can only be revived by true love's kiss is the prince who kisses her a necrophiliac?
If an organ donor donates Why does the RECIPIENT pay for it?
Does having sex with pregnant wife count for a threesome?
How can the world end in 2012 If my xbox gold live expires in 2013
If i eat myself will i be twice the size or disappear completely?
if the enemy of my enemy is my friend then is the friend of my friend my enemy?
there is no absolute truth Wait...
I JUST DELETED RECYCLE BIN! Now
If the government of the united states can now blow up american citizens without trial. Then is the united states not a terrorist organization?
if 'con' is the opposite of 'pro' does that mean congress is the opposite of progress?
the sentence at the bottom is true the sentence at the top is false
'During a lightning storm
if two women date are they both always right?
If our guns aren't a threat to the government WHy do they want to take them away?
If IGNORANCE is bliss Then why are you so angry?
If Disney bought lucas arts does that now make leia a disney princess?
If Pro is the opposite of con is congress the opposite of progress?
How can TWO WOMEN PLAY MONOPOLY AT THE SAME TIME IF THERE'S ONLY ONE IRON?
If i asked you to show me your boobs would the answer to that question be the same as to this one?
If people prefer your product to the leading brand Why isn't it already the leading brand?
If anything is possible Is it Possible for something to be impossible?
iF TOMATO IS A FRUIT IS KETCHUP A SMOOTHIE?
if actions are stronger than words why is the pen MIGHTIER than the sword?
If i call someone from a time zone behind me does that mean i am speaking to them from the future
what was the best thing before sliced bread?
If Earth Is The Third Planet From The Sun; Does that mean every country is third world?!
if all girls think all guys are the same wouldnt that make all girls the same?
If hot dogs come in packages of ten why do buns come in packs of eight?
if they cant speak english then why are they teaching it?
If homophobes are secretly gay does that mean that those who hate pedophiles are secretly pedophiles
what if the light at the of end tunnel they say you see when you die  is just the first light you see when you are reborn
If 'tis better to give than to receive Are the people we give donations to
what if stacy’s mom was also Jesse’s girl
Doesn’t expecting the unexpected  MAKE THE UNEXPECTED BECOME THE EXPECTED?
Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
If olive oil comes from olives where does baby oil comefrom?
If breakfast is the most important meal of the day
If Lesbians Are into women... Why do they use Dildos ?
If someone says 'you can't trust anyone' Can i trust that person then?
If you have sex with your clone Then Are you masturbating?
why doesn't tarzan  have a beard?
can blind people imagine colour
IF NORTH KOREA HAS NO RIGHTS DOES THAT MEAN THEY ALWAYS GO LEFT?
Reading 'Socially Awkward Penguin' memes & relating to every single one of them Forever Alone?
if money is the root of all evil why do people give it at church?
If money is the root of all evil... Why do churches ask for it?
If I HAVE SEX WITH MY CLONE IS IT CONSIDERED GAY OR MASTURBATION?
If You're 'fun' and 'outgoing' Why are you looking for friends on a dating website?
When butterflies are nervous  Do they feel humans in theIr stomach
If a tomato is a fruit then is ketchup a smoothie
Why don't prisons just give out LIQUID soap?
If abortion is a murder Masturbation is a genocide ?
when you hang upside down is it still throwing up
IF FED-EX AND UPS MERGED WOULD THE NEW COMPANY BE CALLED FED-UP?
IF SWITZERLAND NEVER GOES TO WAR SHOULD I REALLY TRUST A SWISS ARMY KNIFE?
If everything is possible then﻿ isn't it possible for something to be impossible?
if there is a dictator
If words wIll never hurt you Can I hIt you with a dictiOnary?
why do we drive on the parkway yet park on a driveway?
why does baseball have the world series if the playoffs are from only one country?
what happens when task manager stops responding?
If god hates gays why did he create them?
What  Is the opposite of time?
if giving into temptation is bad then resisting the temptation of helping someone is good?
if tomatoes are a fruit then is ketchup a smootie?
ALWAYS FORGETFUL oR JUST TOO MANY THOUGHTS TO REMEMBER?
If taylor lautner were to marry taylor swift they will both be taylor lautner
If bOTh players play a strategy that 'Always wins' What Happens?
if hipsters don't want to be mainstream why do they all dress the same?
Do ASIANS get tattoos of english words?
If one lies about lying is he still lying?
if i go drifting in my chevy volt
when i am told not to tell a living soul does that mean i can tell a ginger ?
'wave your hands in the air like you just dont care' If you dont care
Why do we put our two cents in  When it's a penny for our thoughts?
if the devil punishes bad guys isn't he a good guy?
If Time is money... and atm gives you money Than ATM must stand for a tme machine
If an atheist sneezes do i say damn you
God created the earth in 6 days. He rested on the 7th Yet he created the sun on the 4th day. How did 3 previous days pass?
if we eat seeds  wouldnt we be eating unborn baby plants
IF apple made a car Would it have windows?
I haven't heard from Bruno Mars in a while Did he catch that grenade?
what if oxygen makes our voice deeper and helium brings it back to normal?
if jesus said 'Judge not
IF Pro is the opposite of con is congress the opposite of progress?
If steroids are considered cheating in all sports then why is auto-tune allowed in music?
Can Pokemon only say their names or are they named after the only thing they can say
A man
If a doctor eats an apple a day does he keep himself away?
If i am outdoors
If Christians think rain at the reason rally is proof god exists and doesn't approve of it Wouldn't All the tornadoes in the bible belt prove that the christians are WORSHIPING the wrong god?
what led professor utonium to create little girls in his basement?
If we use towels when we are clean. Do they ever get dirty?
If a tyranosaurus dumped his girlfriend would she be tyranosaurus-ex?
student Dying studying
Do you have to say grace for leftovers?
If nobody's perfect
IF IT TAKES MORE THAN A PENNY TO MAKE A PENNY... WHY DO THEY BOTHER MAKING PENNIES?
if a fly has it's wings chopped off would it be called a walk?
if i start my research paper when it's assigned am i putting off procrastination?
What IF the myth about jesus started like the jokes about chuck norris ?  someone took it seriously ?
If money is the root of all evil Why do churches ask for donations of it?
If it is the final destination why is there 5 final destinations?
What if Steven hawking is actually braindead but his computer has become self aware
do i have cancer?
Do I  even lift?
if gay people come out of the closet do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?
if a thu'um is a verbal debate between dragons is dubstep a verbal debate between transformers?
If guns kill people does that mean spoons make them fat?
if you're hotter than me.. does that make me cooler than you?
If I download illegally in Jamaica Does that make me a Pirate of the Carribbean?
IS a rivalry between two vegetaians Still called a beef
how come i can touch my chin if i have tiny arms?
if guns dont kill people and people kill people then toasters dont toast toast
Why are finished structures called buildings? shouldn't they be called Builts?
If I download music illegally in jamaica am i a pirate of the Caribbean?
Jesus can walk on water. I can walk on cucumbers. cucumbers are 96% water. Does that mean I am 96% jesus?
IS A FIGHT BETWEEN TWO VEGANS STILL CALLED A 'BEEF'?
IF god is everywhere why do people look to the sky to talk to him?
Why is it that noses run and that feet smell?
Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
ISN't the long raptor claw on the foot?
Money is apparently the root of all evil Yet we are told to give money to the church
slave trade vs nba trade what is the difference?
if an emperor runs an empire and a king runs a kingdom who runs a country?
If its 0 degrees out now and its going to be twice as cold tomorow what temperature will it be tomorow
if you put laptop on a desk is it now called a desktop?
If money doesn't grow on trees  then why do banks have branches?
why is the picture square if the lens is round?
if tomato is a fruit how is pizza a VEGETABLE?
why make an appointment  BEFORE VISITING A PSYCHIC?
Your mission is not to accept the mission. Do you accept?
in soviet russia you find chuck norris?
if teenager rebellion is the norm.. Then wouldn't non-rebellion by a teenager be true rebellion?
is a vegan allowed to have oral sex?
If you're traveling faster than the speed of light can you use your headlights
If freedom isn't free then why is it called freedom?
if earth contains 804 islands where is thousand island dressing made?
if you stab a man during an argument will he finally get the point?
if fake girlfriend dies in the woods does manti te'o hear it?
Does religioN cause people to be irrational? Or are irrational people more likely to be religious?
if something is better than the leading brand is it the leading brand or better than itself
If a 7-11 is open 24 hours a day
People always complain about the government
If pictures are worth 1000 words can 5 pictures finish my 5000 word essay?
people don't want to choose between the lesser of two evils... Yet they Never elect the third party candidate
if the world doesnt end today does that mean that we all had a near death experience
The early bird might get the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese.
it's funny how you call me perverted when it only took you a secondt to figure out what i was talking about
If rappers always say don't snitch... why do they rap about all the crimes they've commited?
WHAT IF THE HOKEY POKEY REALLY IS WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT?
what came first? the douchebag or the politician?
what if sopa and acta are just fake discussions to distract us from the upcoming war against iran?
why do people put captions like  'hate this photo it's so ugly' but still upload it to facebook?
Is it necrophilia if she started out alive?
If the Truth will set you free why do criminals go to jail when they confess?
When a Polytheist is Shocked Do they proclaim 'Oh My Gods?'
is doing nothing doing something?
if we are not supposed to eat  animals  then why are they made out of meat?
If Paris Hilton had a sextape with two black men WOULD IT BE CALLED 'NIGGAZ IN PARIS'?
If companies offering jobs don't care what ethnicity
if we think in english what do deaf people think in?
If Deleted files and folders are sent to the Recycle Bin  where doES the recycle bin go if you delete it?
If PROFESSOR xavier can control other peoples limbs why can't he control his own legs?
dO AUTOBIOGRAPHIES hAVE AN 'aBOUT THE aUTHOR'?
Why do i feel the need to spend hours looking at memes that vaugley apply to my own life?
Why is it called internet explorer If it's the worst way to explore the internet
WHAT IF YOU TRAINED A PUPPY... ...TO TRAIN ITSELF?
If women's place is the kitchen and the kitchen was designed for women who came first?
Would Transformers Buy life INSURANCE or car insurance?
If you're riding your donkey and someone knocks you off by throwing a rock
If pizza is a vegetable Will kids still want to eat it?
If Aldof Hitler's last name were 'Macarena' Will the nazis reply 'Heil macarena'?
If spongebob lives uner the sea how does he swim at the beach?
If ham comes from pigs then why do hamburgers come from cows?
If two blackout drunk people have a conversation
if sleep is so important why does school start so early?
If you half bake a twice baked potato does it become a regular baked potato?
dO DEAF schizophrenicS HEAR VOICES?
If I asked you to have sex... would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?
if the opposite of pro is con is the opposite of progress congress?
if i drop my watch into toilet.. will i have shitty time?
if i watch the movie 'up' in reverse does that make it 'down?'
if cinderella's shoe fit perfectly how could it have fallen off in the first place?
If a bar of soap falls does the floor get clean or does the soap get dirty?
is oil is made from decomposed dinosaurs and plastic is made from oil then aren't plastic dinoaurs made from real dinosaurs
if cooking in the kitchen is a woman's job why are all the famous chefs men?
Do kleptomaniacs help themselves because they can't help themselves?
'i know that i know nothing' DOES THAT MEAN THAT I ACTUALLY KNOW SOMETHING?
If apple made a car wouldn't it have windows?
i wonder if anyone cleaned up india on earth day
god created day & night on the 2nd day. So how long was the first day?
If 'get some action' means 'get laid' Shouldn't pornos be called 'action movies'?
if you only live once why not get an education
How did carly rae jepson miss him so bad before he came into her life?
WHat if pinocchio said 'my nose will grow'?
Can pokemon only say their name? or are they named after the only thing they can say?
If you don't want to masterbate
if inhaling other's smoke is passive smoking does that mean inhaling other's fart is passive farting?
what if this is all a dream and reality is after we die
If you go to the south pole and do a handstand  are you holding up the earth?
when companies ship styrofoam what do they pack it in?
If ONE TElls you stop listening to random advices wouldn't that be an advice too?
If a group of men have a sex change are they x-men?
if everyone knows what hipsters are nowadays... doesnt that mean they're mainstream?
if one direction says that girls not knowing they're beautiful makes them beautiful doesn't telling them they're beautiful make tehm not beautiful anymore?
if ignorance is a bliss why arent there more happy people?
isn't a bottomless hole just a hole straight thrugh the earth?
If it looks like 2 v's why is it a double u?
If a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?
If men think with their penises  Are blowjobs considered Mind-blowing?
what if pinocchio was just jewish
Astronauts out there in space what time do they celebrate new year'S eve?
What if good guy greg is making all the good guy greg posts?
If Porygon is a           virtual pokemon Does this mean it's a Digimon?
If tomato is a fruit does that means ketchup is a smoothie?
If you're hotter than me does that make me cooler than you?
if someone tells you 'Don't force your beliefs onto others' Aren't they forcing theirs onto you?
You claim universal remote Yet does not control universe
When someone makes 'Am I the only one?' posts and we like it are we agreeing that they are the only one
If unicorns exist in our imagination Do we exist in theirs?
if the bible says drinking is bad why did jesus turn water into wine?
If girl thinks
How important does a person have to be  BEFORE THEY ARE CONSIDERED ASSASSINATED INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED?
If pro is the opposite of con then is PROGRESS the opposite of congress?
WHAT WOULD SOMEONE DO IF YOU TOLD THEM 'STOP OBEYING ME'?
if you work at home and your boss sends you home early where do you go?
do gays masturbate to themselves masturbating?
if you fail at failing then do you succeed?
if a canibal becomes a zombie will he eat other zombies?
If you stalk your stalker  who gets a restraining order
if the blind can't see what do they dream about?
If you are what you eat doesn't that make a zombie a living human?
If anything is possible then is it possible for something to be impossible?
What if the 'zombie apocalypse' is just a metaphor for the growing
the internet a place for answers to questions you didn't have
Why is the word 'Abbreviation'  so long?
If Sophie is the queen of cats... Does she rule with an 'iron paw'?
If love is blind
If rappers are supposed to be criminal gangsta's Then why do they get mad when you steal their songs from the internet?
if tomatoes are a fruit dosen't that make tomato ketchup a smoothie
when lightening hits the sea why don't all the fish die?
u ask if glass half full/empty ? the glass is actually always full. 1 half water 1 half air. except for when in vaccuum then completely empty.
If two mermen have sex Are they at risk for mermaids
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
if apple made a car would it have windows?
if swearing is immature why is it referred to as 'Adult Language'?
Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
If a person is born deaf what language do they think in??
If I have cheese but no crackers
if the reason why we should tolerate gay people is that 'They were born like that' shouldn't we do the same with pedophiles for the same reason?
What if we all see different colors But call them the same name
if the rule says that there's always an exception to the rule
What if PaRanormal activity.. Was Harry potter in the invisibility cloak all along?
if theres books about saving trees what are the pages made from?
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
If I have sex with a clone of myself Is it considered masturbation?
if zombies are dead why do they need to eat at all?
If willy coyote had enough money to buy acme products why did he never order some fast food?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time
if i were a foreign exchange student would chicks think my american accent was sexy?
If Blind people caN't see what do they Dream about
Are the sewers in the vatican filled with holy shit?
IF you dream you are drowning
If the pen is mightier than the sword
what if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?
If you expect the unexpected Wouldn't the unexpected be expected?
Almost everyone is getting hipster and is starting to like underground stuff but what if hipsters BECOMES MAINSTREAM?
why are you 'in' a movie but 'on' tv?
If electricity comes from electrons does morality come from morons?
IF YOU SHOULD FACE YOUR FEARS HOW DO U OVERCOME A FEAR OF DEATH?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light what happens when you turn on the headlights?
Is Edward Sissorhands Ever allowed to run anywhere?
If guns don't kill people
qUITTING SMOKING  ADDS 10 YEARS TO YOUR LIFE
why do infants travel for free on the bus when their prams are so huge that they block the aisle?
If humans have at least ten times as  many bacteria as human cells in their bodies are humans human or bacteria?
If Cheetahs don't cheat Then how come a tiger wood?
If being a hipster is starting to be mainstream then are true hipsters normal people?
On a Long enough Timeline Everything is a repost
iF MARY GAVE BIRTH TO JESUS
Who makes statistics about people who make statistics?
if you think a white van is supiscious
If she's 16 and she's had a baby
If flying is so safe why is the airport called the terminal
if spongebob is absorbant and lives in bikini bottom doe that make him a tampon?
if unicorns fart rainbows what are skittles?
if i download a movie illegally in jamaica does that make me a pirate of the carribean?
when butterflies are nervous  do they feel humans in their stomach
If Actions speak louder than words why is the pen mightier than the sword
WHAT IF A FLY HAD NO WINGS WOULD IT THEN BE CALLED A WALK
if you expect the unexpected
If you can make anything in minecraft can you make yourself happy about your sad life?
if a midget smokes weed can he get high?
what if mirrors are really alternate dimensions but we can't get to them because if we touch it we push with the same force on each side?
isn't the large raptor claw on the foot
If money doesn't grow on trees... Then why do banks have branches?
The bottom statement is true The top statement is false
I wonder... What dr. dre wrote his thesis on
if judging others is a sin  is god going to hell?
Are we human? Or are we Dancer?
If HIPSTERS ARE NOW MAINSTREAM AM I a HIPSTER FOR NOT BEING A HIPSTER?
what if santa is real but there are no nice children?
if tomato is a Fruit. does that make ketchup a juice?
What if water is a drug and withdrawl kills us in three days?
If mac's don't get viruses Why do apple SELL norton anti virus for macs?
What if pinocchio said 'my nose will now grow'?
If Alakazam Has an IQ of 5000 Wouldn't they have made pokeballs to capture us first?
If a tomato is a fruit would ketchup be a smoothie?
if 4 out of 5 people suffer with diarrhea does that mean 1 person enjoys it?
If Paris Hilton made a sex tape with 2 black guys would it be called 'Niggas in paris'?
WHY DO YOU PARK IN DRIVEWAYS AND DRIVE ON PARKWAYS?
Should transformers take out car insurance? or life insurance?
if the bible says you can't be gay why does jesus have two fathers?
If we can't explain meme to others Does it mean that we dont know what it means either?
If megaman can teleport why does he have to run through the level?
What if I'm allergic to Antihistamine?
Why don't we smell our own boogers all the time?
if i say 'i always lie' am i lying or telling the truth
Why is 'all together' written separately and 'separately' written all together
where is the rest of my body?
If god is responsible for everything How could you possibly use his name in vain?
IF A PRIST USES THE RESTROOM dOES HE TAKE A HOLY SHIT
IF THE PEN IS MIGHTIER THAN THE SWORD THEN HOW DO ACTIONS SPEAK LOUDER THAN WORDS?
How does one Screen shot the blue screen of death?
if bruno mars was lazy that day why did he write the Song?
time is money is time the root all evil?
Why is there a minimum wage
If people from new york are called new yorkers
What if 11:11 does make wishes come true but someone out there wishes for everyone else wishes not to come true
what if there's nothing wrong with me and the people in my life are huge assholes?
If my bones fuel your car Then why do so many people drive to museums to see them?
first man to milk a cow what was he actually trying to do ?
if saying the mess bush left us is now obama's fault should the next president even show up?
IF A PROFESSIONAL LIAR WRITES AN AUTOBIOGRAPHY IS IT FICTION OR NON-FICTION?
The internet said not to believe everything you read on the internet i don't know whether or not to believe it
WITH THE DEATH OF THE VATICAN WHERE WILL ALL THE HOMOSEXUALS GO TO CHURCH?
Why is childrens day exactly after 9 months from  valentines day ?
If women make less than men Why hire men?
Why is Hungary so hungary  if it's so close to turkey and grease?
If DiGiorno is not delivered how does it get to the stores?
If dubstep is so complex why is every song in 4/4 time?
if there are earthquakes on Mars is it called a marsquake?
'because god isn't allowed in schools anymore'? What kind of an omnipotent being is limited by misinterpretation of a constitutional law?
If Jesus was God's only son
If you shoot a mime SHOULD YOU USE A SILENCER?
If adam was the first man Did he have a bellybutton?
So if You're not cool does it mean you are hot?
I don't always use memes but when I do
if vegans don't eat or use materials from living things why do they eat plants?
If you are transporting a donkey are you hauling ass?
Is it still considered cannibalism to eat a person after they become a vegetable?
If you dowload movies illegally in jamica does that make you a pirate of the caribbean
what if pinocchio said: 'My nose is going to grow now'
IF ALIENS WANT TO STUDY INTELLIGENT LIFE THEN WHY ARE﻿ THEY ABDUCTING AMERICANS?
If you pull off a Fly's wings
If god was a woman would'nt we all be sandwiches?
If life gives you melons are you dyslexic?
If I ate the Top text?
if it really isnt butter then what the hell is it?
If Human Body is 80% Water... Can I walk on people and become raptor jesus?
If abortion is ILLEGAL..  then are BLOW JOBS CANNIBALISM?
WHY THERE CALLED APARTMENT BUT  ALL STICK TOGETHER
How does Freddy Krueger wipe his butt?
if Quasimodo was very unattractive
wHY DOES MARIO LIVE WHEN HE HIT HIS HEAD ON A BRICK BUT DIES WHEN HE TOUCHES A TURTLE
WHAT will a blind guy see when he Halllucinates
IF WRONG IS THE OPPOSITE OF RIGHT IS LEFT WRONG?
When a homeopatic doctor gets sick does he use medicine that actually works?
What would hipsters do if being a hipster became mainstream?
if an underage child rapes a person of age do they both go to jail?
If school is not a prison then why am i forced to go to one
If I try to fail and succeed
CAN STEVE JOBS REBOOT?
a man says: 'I am lying!' Is he?
If a prune is a dried plumb where does prune juice come from?
If neither theists or Atheists can be 100% sure are they not both agnostic?
I wonder if 65 million years from now my species will be extinct yet replicated images  of my kind will exist through a communication medium implmenting it had insight to my intellect
If swimming is good for your body why are whales so fat?
if pro is the opposite of con what is the opposite of progress?
If a government job is non essential Why are we forced to pay for it?
if the devil only punishes bad people then doesnt that make him good?
if oil is made of decomposed dinosaurs and plastic is made from oil are plastic dinosaurs made from real dinosaurs?
If coke Zero had the real Taste why is normal coke still existing
What happens at PETA when someone uses the  EXPRESSION 'KILL TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE' AT A MEETINNG BY ACCIDENT
IF you Tweet for work are you twerking
If women think﻿ they aren't meant to cook Why do they have milk and eggs inside them?
if pro is the opposite of con what is the opposite of congress?
IF guns kill people then how does anyone make it out of a gun show alive?
if someone is born deaf what language do they think in?
If you have x-ray Vision and you close your eyes can you still see
CAN you imagine a world with no hypothetical situations
If I download an illegal movie in jamaica does that make me a pirate of the carribean?
do pokemon say their names or do we name pokemon according to what they say
If A camera has a round lens why are the photos square?
I'm thinking about being agnostic but i just don't know
If A POLAR BEAR LIKES BOTH MALES AND FEMALES DOES THAT MAKE IT A BI-POLAR BEAR?
Do VEGETARIANS  EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS
if superman's weakness is a piece of his home planet how did he survive living on it?
When you lower the bar in limbo dancing Aren't you actually raising it?
If apple made a car would it have windows?
What if i was part of the kids next door? but they just wiped my memory?
If i use a picture does that mean i've written 1000 words?
if you only live once then shouldn't you be more responsible for your actions?
If Europe uses euros shouldn't africa use afros?
How can nobody like nickelback Yet all their records go platinum
Why do Women pluck their whole eyebrows off their face And draw them back later on?
are the Queens Hemorrhoids A royal Pain in the Ass?
What if oxygen is poisonous And it just takes 80 years to kill us?
why is everyone posting about kony when they arent going to do shit
If shawty hit the flo' how could she go lower?
if we learn from failure then why is it bad to get a low test grade?
Why is delivery by boat cargo? when delivery by car is shipping
if you're constipated can you still give a shit?
if a robot does the robot  is it doing the robot or just dancing?
Why are pizzas round and the boxes square
if a vegetarian eats vegetables what does a humanitarian eat?
What if you sold your soul To get into heaven?
if you don&#180;t see ninjas how are you sure that they are real
what if an unstoppable force met an UNMOVABLE object
iF emo's dress to be different why do they all look the same?
if a company says their product is improved does it mean they admit their old product sucked?
If there was a society with just Hipsters
Running windows in a windows-hosted Virtual machine is that 'Winception'?
is handing out razors on halloween ok if my neighborhood is full of hairy italians?
If we aren't supposed to eat animals  WHY ARE THEY MADE OF MEAT?
When you joke about Ninjas can anyone actually see what you did there?
What if the hokey pokey Really is what its all about?
If you are asked to tell the truth
If money doesn't grow on trees why do banks have branches?
God: Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Does that mean there are more gods?
if our brain controls our brain then Does thaT mean our brain has mindcontrol?
if a jewish man is a hebrew is a jewish woman a shebrew?
if once you go black you never go back why are all the 2012 presidential candidates white?
Just how many fantasies can be final?
what would happen if you put scumbag steves hat on good guy greg
If I want stop hacking should I join anonymous anonymous?
If it's called tourist season
Can gays hold  a straight face
If guns don't kill people
IF a snake keeps eating his tail would he disappear
What HAPPENS IF I PUT SUPER GLUE... ON A NON STICK FRYING PAN?
is a blow job from a muppet
When bad Luck bryan tries to shit Does he fart?
are people getting more stupid? or do we just know about it more because of the internet?
If you can only get herpes from someone who already has it How was the first person infected?
if a man uses a hair STRAIGHTENER is he gay or straight
If red
If a person is deaf can they hear themselves think?
if I always skip this song why do I even have it on my ipod?
What if air is actually a poison that just takes a really
If there was nothing before the big bang  what exploded?
Why is abbreviation such a long word?
What would happen if... a silence looked at a weeping angel?
if you dont pay your exorcist do you get reposessed?
If the police kept files on pedophiles would the files be called the pedofiles?
If guns don't kill people; people kill people Does that mean toasters don't toast toast; toast toasts toast ?
IF INEXISTENcE exists  doesn't that make inexistence inexistent?
if we had female popes would they be called popettes?
if i rip off my windshield wipers can i still get parking tickets?
If 'Con' is the opposite of 'Pro' Is Congress the opposite of Progress?
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went then it dawned on me
If the bible says many will be tricked into thinking satan is god Maybe the god in the bible is really satan?
If earth is the third planet from the sun are all of our problems third world problems?
isn't eating at subway like going to a brothel? You pay someone else to do your wife's job
If something happens and you don't post it on facebook did it really happen at all?
why does catdog's house have a bathroom?
If a cupcake has no frosting Does it become a muffin?
IF TIM TEBOW IS SO RELIGIOUS HOW COME HE MISSES CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY?
why are they called the secret service if everyone already knows about them?
If toast always lands jelly side down
IF you 'like' a status on facebook about a death Whats that supposed to mean?
if violent video games turn people into psychopaths do racing games turn people into racing drivers?
What if you battle a ditto with a ditto
If you Attempt to fail at Something and yoU fail Does that mean you succed?
if a pepper goes cold  is it called a chilly pepper?
If gingers are so pale because they have no soul IS THAT WHY africans have so much?
if we ate Cement will we shit bricks ?
If Surnames are derived from occupations what did john hancock do?
If devil punishes bad people is he good or bad
if a synchronized swimmer drowns do the rest have to drown with him?
If gingrich becomes president will his wife be considered the third lady?
If a prostitute gets pregnant is it considered a work-related accident?
Is the skin on your forearm called foreskin?
if you do not like drama
After dark? woudn't that be during the day?
If keynes was right Don't COUNTERFEITERS stimulate the economy?
if you tore wings off a fly would it become a walk
If A PIANO PLAYER IS CALLED A PIANIST
If wE think in languages Do deaf people think in signs?
If the moon reflects sunlight Why doesn't edward glitter at night?
If charlie is short for charles why do they have the same number of letters?
if you try to fail and succeed what have you done?
what if when they predicted that the world's gonna end on 2012 they meant the world wide web?
If women can't go out of the kitchen who buys the food?
Do african jews have a black sabbath?
if spiders are more scared of us than we are of them  why do they live in our houses?
If Wiley E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME stuff
What Happens when Blind People Take Hallucinogens?
If mr krabs hates spending money Why did he have a kid?
Is it ironic that one thing a babysitter shouldnt do is sit on a baby?
Can people in wheelchairs Become stand up comedians?
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if socially awesome penguin is awesome how come socially akward penguin is more popular?
if quizzes are quizzical than what are tests?
Do homeless people understand knock-knock jokes?
IF VOLDEMORT SO POWERFUL WHY DIDN'T HE MAKE HIMSELF A NOSE?
did you know  that that that that that student used was incorrect?
do chinese drivers LICENSES have hair and eye color on them? if so
if gay means happy and i am always happy Does that mean i am gay
Are you american because you're fat and stupid or are you fat and stupid because you're american
If the faster I go
If anti-bacterial kills 99.9% of germs Put it on twice to kill 199.8%
Do Hipsters always burn their mouths on  Pizza because they eat it before it's cool?
if i am bitten by a house... will i become a warehouse?
if humans were made IN the image of god why we dont have superpowers?
If today is opposite day Then is it the opposite of opposite day?
if the job requires experience how can I get hired?
if DC has a hero called captain marvel then why doesn't marvel have a hero called captain dc?
IF there is a limit to everything isnt there a limit to limiting
Why are they called Steps outside but Stairs inside?
Are you still pro-life if YOu throw eggs at an abortion clinic
IF gingers are really pale cause they don't have any spirit THen is that why black people have so much?
if we are supposed to be tolerant to all
If you spun an asian man around 10 times would he become disoriented?
IF GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE
i know we should question everything but why?
IF HISTORY REPEATS ITSELF
If Beggars can't be choosers Can somone not choose to be a beggar?
What would happen if suddenly there were no hypothetical questions?
if we lived every day like our last wouldn't we be bankrupt after one day?
WHY DO WE KILL PEOPLE WHO KILL PEOPLE IF KILLING PEOPLE IS WRONG?
If pro is the opposite of con Than isn't the opposite of progress congress?
if every rule has an exception then is there an exception to the rule that every rule has an exception?
If William in 100% royal and kate is 0% Does that make their son a half-blood prince?
if you set out to fail and you succeed did you fail
if republicans agree to compromise... does that make them democrats?
IF all the countries in the world are in debts where did all the money go
who closes the door when the bus driver gets off the bus?
If PUSH UP bras exist  Why do normal bras exist ?
when blind people wipe do they smell the paper to know when it's clean?
who discovered the milk? what was he doing with the cow?
If Adam and Eve were the first humans
If people from rome are called romans then are people from paris called parasites?
SO IF ALCOHOL MAKES YOU AN ALCOHOLIC DOES FANTA MAKE YOU FANTASTIC?
if the replacement refs had moderated the debate would that mean that obama won it?
because there are no animals in the pokemon world do they use the pokemon for meat
If a tomato is a fruit Then is ketchup a smoothie?
why is w called double u? When it is 2 v's?
If masturbation is better than nothing
why do phones have airplane mode if we have to turn them off anyway
why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
IF RABBIT FEET ARE SO LUCKY... THEN WHAT HAPPENED TO THE RABBIT?
if anything is possible
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary
what if pinocchio said my nose will now grow?
if 4 out of 5 people  suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
if harry really had his mother's eyes why does he wear glasses like his father?
doctor who?
M&M is a rapPer and Actor Does that make him a Raptor?
if its called 2% milk whats the other 98%?
if QuiZ is Quizzical what is test?
How does one pocket dial with a touchscreen phone?
if vegetarians love animals so much then why do they keep eating all their food?
If it's fashionable to hate Twilight Does that mean Hipsters are obligated to become fans?
iF YOU MARRY A GIRL WHO IS A LITTLE OLDER THAN YOU
If a bicycler gets off his bike -and then back on.. is he recycling?
If regular people get tickets For parking in handicap spaces should the handicapped get tickets for parking in regular spaces?
how could i be the 100000th visitor two days in a row
If THE COnstitution protects free speech ███ is SOPA still ██████████ an option?
if love is blind how do you explain love at first sight?
Why is it called taking a sh*t? when technically we leave one.
are oranges called oranges because they are orange in color or is the color called orange because oranges are orange
Are we human or are we dancer?
if blind people wear dark glasses why don't deaf people wear earmuffs?
IF YOU'RE COOLER THAN ME... DOESN'T THAT MAKE ME HOTTER THAN YOU ARE?
What if air is a hallucinogen?
if tomato's a fruit is ketchup then a smoothie??
Does The one percent know that they are Statistically irrelevant?
If GOvernment is for the people.  They why have CORPORATIONS got more rights then people?
ıf the great wall of chına was constructed by the chınese people why ıs ıt stıll standıng?
IF GOD DOESN'T BELIEVE IN A CREATOR DOES THAT MAKE GOD AN ATHEIST ?
GRAY a dark white or a light black?
If ignorance is bliss and knowledge is power can i make a clever meme out of that?
are workaholics addicted to workahol?
if god works in mysterious ways.... why follow bible text so confidently?
If we want to help africa why do we send it AIDs?
If l0ve is blind why is lingerie so popular?
in a country of free speech why are there phone bills?
Is a teen mom jailbait or a milf?
GIRLS LOOK FOR HONESTY IN MEN  SO WHY DO THEY GET OFFENDED WHEN YOU TELL THEM ALL YOU WANT IS SEX?
AN ACCIDENT OCCURS DURING A GRAND PRIX RACE AND THE SAFETY CAR IS DEPLOYED. WHAT HAPPENS IF THE SAFETY CAR CRASHES TOO?
is it safe to be inside an autobot while it is transforming?
can an AIR CONDITIONER  over-heat?
if i wore my watch on an airplane would time fly?
if momy says dont talk to strangers how do i tell them i cant talk
IF I AM A MEME DOES THAT MAKE YOU A YOUYOU
If sex jokes are considered ''adult humour''
love is like farts if you have to force it
if jamaicans want to spread peace and love why do they hate lgbt people so much?
If you removed a butterfly's wings would it be called a 'butter'?
Why do they SterIlize Lethal injections?
What would happen if an apple farmer married a doctor?
if I never check myself
why do nice guys finish last if 'good guy greg' is one of the most popular memes?
If homosexuality is a disease
If its zero degrees outside does that make your fridge a heater?
If we are destroying the world we need
IF APPLE MADE A CAR WILL IT HAVE WINDOWS?
IF PEOPLE HATE HATERS THEN AREN'T THEY HATERS?
what if likes could be liked?
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with the lights on
if you work at a sex shop is it still NSFW?
if dementors eat souls why was ron Weasley afraid of them?
IF I WATCH THE CURSED TAPE FROM 'THE RING' ON DECEMBER 21 DO I GET 7 EXTRA DAYS TO LIVE?
If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
do the years seem shorter the older we get because they represent a smaller and smaller fraction of our lives?
If I ran a half marathon but didn't make a Facebook post about it DID I ACTUALLY RUN A HALF MARATHON?
if oNe cannot simply walk into mordor.... maybe two can
if we are all gods children
Is a hippopotamus a hippopotamus OR JUST A REALLY COOL OPOTAMUS?
If PARALLEL UNIVERSES contain every single possibility what happens when there is an alternative universe with no other alternative universes?
The next sentence is false the previous sentence is true
If the iPad is revolutionary is my toaster a super computer?
what happens if a doctor eat an apple a day?
If corn oil is made from corn
If I am unable to have sex do I have reptile disfunction?
Wouldn't all stamps be food stamps If you eat stamps?
If hipsters have to hate mainstream things do they hate themselves?
if you go for a jog wearing a walkman .. are you contradicting yourself?
Is it the war that brings out the worst in people or is it the worst of people that bring out the war?
Why are buildings called a building if they are already built?
If Schr&#246;dinger's cat is both alive and dead does quantum superposition create zombies?
If black is lack of all colours why are blacks called coloured people?
if seeing is believing then how come looks are deceiving?
If corporations are people ISn't owning stock slavery
if olive oil is made of olives what is baby oil made of
if a deaf person goes to court
do they have suburbs in chinese cities called little america?
Why does every single painting of Adam and Eve show them with belly buttons?
is the part of the towel im wiping my face with today the same part i wiped my asscrack with yesterday?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
What if april fools day doesn't exist and it's just the longest prank in history
WHAT IF NEO  SWALLOWED BOTH PILLS AT THE SAME TIME?
If a male red head works at a bakery does that make him a GINGERBREAD MAN
if a fat chick falls in the woods and noone's around to see it do the trees laugh?
if vegetarians love animals so much why do they eat all their food?
How come packages sent on a truck are called shipments and packages on a boat are called cargo?
If space is a vacuum shouldn't all astronauts be women?
What if Deja vu isn't a memory from a past life But actually the subconscious mind accurately predicting an exact scenerio of the future?
why are buildings called buildings when they're already built?
DON'T YOU THINK SOMEDAY WE WILL RUN OUT OF MEMES?
Is shitty toilet paper a bad product
how did whitney houston just die if she's been dead since 1998?
If i need job experience to get a job how do i get a job in the first place?
If 80% of russia is on the asian continent aren't russians asians too ?
then what happened to the top text?
How can tebow be incredibly religious if he skips church every sunday?
if con is the oppisite of pro does that mean congress is te oppisite of progress?
If xmas is supposed to be christmas Is an xbox the box of christ?
If women want decent men then why do they put them in the friendzone
If a man speaks deep in the forest and there is no woman to hear him is he still wrong?
If Pluto is no longer a planet is Plutonium no longer an element?
if a tree falls on a woman and no-one is around to hear it why was there a tree in the kitchen?
Wouldn't expecting the unexpceted make the unexpected expected?
is make-up called make-up because the attractive appearance is made up?
If I don't want to be an adventurer should i take an arrow in the knee?
Do fish DriNk?
If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro'  What is the opposite of progress?
If i can remember the lyrics to nearly all my childhood songs Why can't i remember anything in school?
If abortion is murder then are condoms considered kidnapping?
Psychics
if nothing is impossible is it possible to create something impossible?
if people could read minds
if he who smelt it delt it why do i smell it too?
what is onomatopoeia? it's exactly what is sounds like
When characters in cartoons watch tv do they watch cartoon or film?
If police can use flashbangs on citizens Then the police won't mind us using them back
Do Goths wear COSTUMES for halloween  or  do the just get dressed
If one has multiple personalities  Is playing with ones self masturbation or sex
hOW DO YOU TAKE ADVICE FROM SOMEONE THAT TELLS YOU TO NEVER LISTEN TO ANY ADVICE?
if condoms were made for protection why do they try to make them thinner?
if indie pop tops the billboard charts what will hipsters listen to?
does a gif keep moving even if you're not looking at it?
Do you call a person who hates/fears homophobes  a homophobephobe?
Zero divided by zero doesn't that equal %?
If compulsive liar says he's lying is he telling the truth?
Are zebras white with black stripes or black with white stripes ?
THE WORD 'LONG' IS SHORTER THAN THE WORD 'SHORT'
Does Deep Voice Mean Deep Throat?
If Moderaterators are here to Moderate Should'nt they at least  be moderate
If you gave your cancer cancer would you get double cancer or have no cancer?
If a pro is good and a con is bad Then why do we have congress instead of progress?
IS PREMATURE EJACULATION A SHORT-COMING?
if nintendo makes        f-zero for the Wii U will it be called    'f U'?
Why do I pay For the hole in the donut?
If we made the U.S.-Mexico border a national park would the white house finally try to close it?
if bacon is bacon
Soldiers called baby killers by the same people who support abortion
What if everything you see is just a HALLUCINATION from inhaling oxygen?
Doctor told me not to lift anything heavy How will i pee?
If atheists hate all religion the same... then why does the ffrf almost specifically target christians?
If americans value freedom so much why are they throwing it away for 'security'?
If you're deaf then what language do you think in?
If i'm not supposed to talk to strangers how do i make friends?
If everything is possible is it possible for something to be impossible?
wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?
if whoopi goldberg married peter cushion would she be whoopi cushion?
If you steal WIFI from a church Are you RECEIVING god's signal?
if you do a headstand on the south pole are you holding up the world?
if you go to bed really late do you actually go to bed early?
What if only the stickers were made in china?
If quizzes are quizzical WHAT ARE TESTS?
if you watch the ring in 3d will she come through your screen too
i before e
If we can't find a meaning for life
If studies show that 4/5 suffer from diarrhea... Does that mean that 1/5 enjoys it?
when you upvote something are you downvoting someone else's downvote?
are children small? or just far away?
How can so many people not know the difference between your and you're
can ghost pokemon die?
If rats carry diseases why dont they die?
If the song 'ironic' contains no irony.. Does that make it ironic?
they say 'you are what you eat' does that mean  usain bolt eats fastfood
if hello kitty is japanese shouldn't it be herro kitty?
If girls DON'T like guys looking at their boobs why do they make them bigger?
if simon says not to do what he says do you do it?
If you drown in the fountain of youth Do You live or die
if winners dont do drugs then how do you explain charlies sheen?
if VEGETABLE oil is created from vegtables what is baby oil made from?
iF I CALL MY BROTHER BRO cAN I CALL MY FATHER FAT?
If smoking kills 3 out 5 people ARE THE OTHER 2 IMMORTAL
didn't the brain technically name itself?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?
if god doesn't believe in other gods Does that make him an atheist?
IF I DRINK ALCHOL IM AN ALCHOLIC BUT IF I DRINK FANTA
if a ufo is a unidentified flying object what makes you assume it must be alien?
If christians believe life begins at conception is having sex with a pregnant woman considered a threesome?
If eyes are the window to the soul
If they have free refils at Taco Bell Why do they sell different-sized cups?
If Tomatoes are fruits How is pizza a vegetable?
Did they make GTA missions boring So we would focus on killing people?
The Bible says you must marry the person who raped you What if you are raped by someone of the same gender?
If history is written by the winners Why does French history exist?
If YOU SKIP A CLASS WHEN YOU'RE THE TEACHER
What if call of duty is a government funded conspiracy designed to brainwash the youth and train them for combat
If you dont like haters Does that not make you a hater
Who is this 'they' that they talk about?
If a dog is caught giving birth on the side of the road Does it get ticketed for littering?
How can women stay in the kitchen AND clean the house?
If glycolysis is the breaking down of glucose
If I pUT a laptop on a desk... Does it become a desktop?
Would a fly without wings  BE CALLED A WALK?
Would the penny be bigger  if lincoln was wearing his hat?
if you give up your virginity for lent does that mean YOURE A VIRGIN AGAIN 40 DAYS LATER?
if i fail harder than anyone.. does that mean i win at failing?
if olive oil is made from olives what is baby powder made from?
The following sentence is true. the previous sentence is false.
if nothing is impossible how can one do nothing?
if you remix a dubstep remix WILL it MAKE THE SONG sound good again?
if no one knows what bogarts look like because they take the shape of our fears then what if we fear bogarts?
why are they called apartments when they are so close together
If it's normal to pee in the shower  is it normal to bathe in the toilet?
If an exclamation point is called an exclamation point does that mean the point on an exclamation point is called an exclamation point point?
THE MORE INTELLIGENT YOU ARE THE LESS HAPPy YOU BECOME?
If 4/5 people suffer from diarRhea
If you expect the unexpected
if you took an arrow to the knee then why didn't you just take it out?
If a child that is acknowledged as 'bud' goes to a place of education does that make bud weiser?
If you tried to fail and succeeded which one did you do?
is a person's worst enemy good at being an enemy
IF MODERN WARFARE 3 IS SO COOL THEN WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE MW2?
IF A PERSON WHO PLAYS A PIANO IS A PIANIST... Then isn't a racecar driver a Racist?
If a book about failures doesn't sell  is it a success?
if i decideD to make no choice have i maDe a choice?
why are humble people so proud of being humble?
iF a black man moons somebody.. shouldn't it be called a new moon?
Why is monday so far from friday and friday so near to monday?
What happens if you catch a tiger by his toe and he's mute?
Vegetarian: An indian word for lousy hunter.
If a man could blink a thousand times per second would it look like his eyes were constantly open or constantly shut?
If everything is made in china Where was china made
How can Justin Beiber have a baby if he's gay?
IS IT A INSULT to call a gay hetrosexual
If a Person dies on their birthday
If Marijuana is only legal in some states does that mean it doesn't cure cancer in the other states?
If i was before the first philosophers How did i get my name?
What do you think a platypus  CONSIDERS RIDICULOUS
if my cheetos expire in 2014 why are they sayin the worlds gonna end in 2012
IF Dr. Dre is a doctor why does he need a doctor?
ever wondered... if you are actually the only conscious person?
Does siamese twins have the same social security number?
What do the avengers avenge if they always stop the bad guys?
Did god create us in his own image or did we create god in our image
if people from poland are called Poles Why aren't people from holland called holes?
If Europe Uses euros shouldn't africa use afros?
What happens if i go back in time.. ..to prevent me from making a time machine
if women want to work why don't they make me a sandwish
What if Blackpeoplemeet.com  was created to keep black poeple off of other dating sites
Why Do Little Kids Play M-Rated Games And Adults Play E-Rated Games
IF HIS JOB IS TO PUNISH EVILDOERS WHY IS SATAN CONSIDERED THE BAD GUY?
why is it that the american government is still being paid?
if i draw a smiley face on public property am i still defacing it?
if richard sherman is a thug what is justin bieber?
If Obama and his buddies spying on all of us is ok... ...then why were we so upset with nixon and his buddies
if you take the windshield wipers off your car can you still get a parking ticket?
If you identify a UFO is it still a ufo?
If Lesbians don't like men Why do they date girls that look like dudes?
If strippers are exotic dancers AREN'T drug dealers exotic pharmacists?
IF 'terrorists' create fear Are People who talk about 'terrorists' terrorists?
If feminism is inherently about gender equality why does the name only contain the female gender
IF 666 IS DEVIL'S NUMBER IS 22
if pratice makes perfect and nobody's perfect why practice?
what if we already colonized and destroyed mars and earth is the backup planet.
If Superman is impervious to Everything
if i have more up votes than y u no
If you spend at least 40 hours A week in the friend zone Are you entitled to benefits?
IF I EAT MY OWN TONGUE DO I TASTE IT ?
If Hooters had delivery would they be called knockers?
If corporations are People Why cant they die for our country?
if soap falls on the ground  does the soap get dirty or does the ground get clean
What if Pinocchio said my nose will now grow?
If cigarettes go past the use by Date Does that mean they become healthy?
'No shirt
If words don't hurt people how is the pen mightier than the sword?
If you are pro-life Why are you for the death Penalty?
what if gangnam style was a rain dance and we brought sandy to us?
Why is it that people say they “slept like a baby? when babies wake up like every two hours?
if you're hotter than me that mean i'm cooler than you
If a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's mouth
if tomatoes are fruit doesn't that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
IS EVERYTHING GETTING MORE EXPENSIVE OR IS OUR MONEY GETTING LESS VALUABLE?
if i get wi-fi from the church am i getting a signal from god?
if you put a CHAMELEON in a mirrored box what color would it turn
If two witches watch two watches Then which witch watch which watch?
Robots can do... ...the human DANCE?
When someone says 'i dont know how to respond' didn't they just respond?
Human is 70% water
is a cheese quesadilla  really a mexican grilled cheese sandwich?
What was the first person thinking  when they milked a cow?
if the world is round
If i didn't take a picture of my food on instagram did i really eat it?
If blind people cant see ? Can they see in their dreams ?
IF 2 MERMEN HAVE UNPROTECTED WITH EACH OTHER ARE THEY AT RISK FOR CONTRACTING MERMAIDS?
Why do we drive on a parkway and park in a driveway?
if a boat full of gingers is about to sink are they allowed to send a S.O.S. signal?
if you try to fail and you suceed.. did you fail or suceed?
Why does super glue not stick to the tube?
IF YOU FORGET EVERYTHING THEN WHY DO YOU STILL KNOW ENGLISH
15 years ago
If you can't wear white after labor day doesn't that mean you can never wear white?
is there another word for synonym?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time are they guilty of resisting a rest?
IF PRO IS OPPOSITE OF CON WHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS?
If actions speak louder than words the how is the pen mightier than the sword?
if two people read each others' minds at the exact same time... wouldn't they be seeing their own thoughts?
If a man Is alone in the woods stating his opiNion
IF A PERSON IS BORN DEAF WHAT DOES THE VOICE INSIDE THEIR HEAD SOUND LIKE?
If practice makes perfect
if a kid refuses to sleep during nap time are they guilty of resisting a rest?
if i ate myself
If i was a troll fish would i be trolling in the deep?
If women say that all men are the same then why does it take so long for them to find one?
What if oxygen made our voice deeper and helium made it go back to normal
if eminem is the king of rap and justin bieber is the queen of crap is skrillex the god of fap
since there were no toilets in eden was it common to find evesdropping?
If you have sex with a zombie does it count as necrophilia
Why don't you ever see the headline 'psychics wins lottery'?
wHY IS IT CALLED A 'dRIVEWAY' wHEN YOU PARK THERE?
why do i always see a mirror as silver no matter what it's reflecting?
If hipster is pushed down stairs isn't hipster still tumbling?
if vegetarians don't eat meat Then What do they think of animals that eat meat?
if nobody ever talked to strangers
If you are what you eat are you a human?
Is it still considered skinny dipping If Your fat
IF GOD HAS A LOW SELF ESTEEM AND DOESN'T BELIEVE himself Is that blasphemy?
if i sit in a bush with two birds in my hand what are my birds worth
Why are they called a pair of pants if you only get 1
If somenone says 'don't listen to me' should you follow his advice?
God can create the universe out of nothing
Who Cheers for cheerleaders when they compete?
If you have sex with your clone... is it considered masturbating?
If christians give up their most loved thing for lent Shouldn't they give up jesus?
If the feds can shut down Megaupload why do we need SOPA?
If pain is weakness leaving the body does listening to Justin Bieber make you strong?
if humans are animals does peta protect their rights also?
Is a tampon a snack for vampires?
if life is just a game is SUICIDE just a ragequit?
Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
If a gay guy says i love you to a girl does he say 'no hetero'?
If twins are born in siam does it automatically make them siamese twins?
Tomato is a fruit why is pizza a vegetable?
what if you delete all your browsers?
Do I have internet... ...or does the internet have me?
what if copyright holders didn't agree with sopa?
if a dog stares at a mirror does he see god?
How does someone have a deadly peanut allergy And be alive to know it?
If pizza is a Vegetable Can I order Pizza as a topping on my Pizza?
if toast allways fall with the butter part turned to the floor and cats only fall with their feet then if we tie a cat to a toast it will never touch the ground!?!
If dropping a huge shit feels good does that make me gay?
So if it says now made with real cheese then what was it before?
if you try to fail and succeed what have you done?
How does one run into aN onix In a 1x1 square?
If spongebob lives in a round pineapple then why does he have corners in his house?
If 9gag takes your soul what does it take from gingers?
god has a plan why do we pray?
The more Emmental cheese you have
why jack black is white... and barry white is black?
If we are all god's children What makes jesus so special?
if you have to keep milk cold
guide dogs how do you know where to go?
If one human year equals seven dog years
if you fart when i pull your finger do you burp when i push it?
iF GOLD is golden why n0t silver silvern?
New Brunswick
If a homosexual tells the other  that he is a “pain in the ass?
If they sell Toys at Toys R us Then why can't i buy a baby at Babies r us
If Ron Weasly can do magic why is he still a ginger?
If marijuana causes cancer Why do they give it to cancer patients?
If you can't see ninja
IF child is born deaf  What language do they think in?
If the spray kill 99.9% of germs... If i spray it again
If the creation story  in genesis is allegorical  Then maybe the salvation story in the gospels is too.
If i have current and voltage
if school is knoweledge
if there's a line of gay people is it still a straight line?
WHO CLOSES THE DOORS aFTER THE BUSS DRIVER GETS OFF
why do women wear form-fitting pants if they don't want guys looking at their ass?
If you put your 2 cents in and your thought is worth a penny... Where does the other penny go???
what if oxygen is poison and it just takes 75-100 years to kill us
WHAT IF TINY INSECTS SEE BACTERIA THE SAME WAY WE SEE TINY INSECTS
if blood is thicker than water
if adam and eve where the only people god created how did their children reproduce?
If we are what we eat does Usain Bolt eat fast food?
HOW CAN I CONVINCE MY BUDDHIST FRIEND THAT HE OWES ME MONEY FROM 3 LIFETIMES AGO ?
If canadian bacon is ham then is canadian ham bacon?
If gingers are so pale because they have no soul
If all the world is in debt who are they in debt to?
The man who discovered milk... what was he doing?
IF i go back in time and give myself a handjob is it gay
If the world ends on Friday December 21
if you can get 'high on life' can a pregnant woman be arrested for POSSESSION with intent to distribute?
If a tomato is a fruit Then is ketchup a smoothie
IF THE WORLD IS SUPPOSED TO END ON 12/21/12 Why are stores putting up christmas displays?
Are the child actors in horror movies allowed to see their own performance?
What if The Sky is Red but all of us are colorblind
When the zombie apocalypse is upon us will the zombies be raped by necrophiliacs?
IF COCONUT OIL COMES FROM COCONUTS  WHAT IS BABY      OIL MADE OF?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables  what does a humanitarian eat?
if a super model is in a blizzard is she still hot?
Isn't being a hipster getting mainstream?
if there were Death metal songs about jesus  Wouldn't it be called life metal?
if you loose your left arm your right one will be left
If its a penny for your thoughts and you give your 2 cents worth... is some one making money off of this?
if a schizophrenic kills himself ...  is it considered suicide
If no one hires teachers without experience how am i supposed to get experience?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables what does a humanitarian eat?
If it is called common sense why is it so rare?
iT'S OKAY TO PERSECUTE PEOPLE tO TEACH THEM THAT PERSECUTING IS WRONG?
If you're really pro life why dont you take adoption papers to planned parenthood instead of protest signs?
if polar bears existed in the north and south poles would that make them bipolar?
if eggs are just unfertilized chickens aren't you just eating a chickens period
at the movie theater which armrest is yours?
If time is money
do people get upset if dog shampoo is tested on animals?
if police dogs are taught to sniff out drugs are they always high?
If yolo means that we only live once how come everybody saying it is attempting to destroy that one life?
If you are what you eat Is everyone a cannibal?
if lady gaga were an apple would she be a tranny smith?
so
If two lesbians are in a relationship
If you are what you eat Are cannibals the only real people
WHAT IF WE CAN'T GO THROUGH A MIRROR BECAUSE OUR REFLECTION IS IN THE WAY
If fapping is good Why must i hide?
are grammar nazis anti-semantic?
What if the chicken crossed the road to get to the other side as in  death
If ligHtning was straight WoUld it be faster?
i wonder  the first one who find out milking of cow
why did they call it labor day when no one is working because it's a holiday
if you play the lottery in nigeria how do you know when you've actually won?
If you work in the adult entertainment industry
Which do transformers buy Life insurance or car insurance?
If violent video games make VIOLENt people  do farming games make farmers?
Was her name granny Smith before she had grand children?
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is
if you are what you eat can a fat person eat a skinny person
wHY IS THE MOVIE CALL ' aLIEN VS pREDATOR' IF pREDATOR IS ALSO AN ALIEN?
If there is an extra large and an extra small  why is there no extra medium
If we're all 'weird in our own way' Then how do we know what normality is?
would a zombie planet fear a human apocalypse?
if jesus died for my sins should i sin
WHAT IF THE GHOSTS IN PACMAN ARE FORMER PACMEN?
if M.jackson died at 58
why are people making consipracy theories on philosoraptor?
what if asians aren't smart and everyone is just dumb
What colour... would a smurf go if you choked it?
If I don't know anything How do i know that i dont know anything
What if escalators were really invented to solve the obesity epidemic And we are supposed to go down the up and up the down…
Snooki is pregnant
if history is written by the victors Is satan the good guy being repressed?
IF GREAT MINDS THINK ALIKE WHY DO FOOLS NEVER DIFFER?
if we're supposed to be watching the watchmen should we also be milking the milkmen?
If i download a film from JAMAICA AM i a Pirate of the Caribbean?
If a hipster artist goes big Will he quit because he's to mainstream?
Why do teachers expect us to learn all the subjects if they can only teach one?
We avoid risks in life... ...so we make it safely to death?
Is it 'Take a shit' or 'leave a shit'?
If you are what you eat
if things never go as planned why plan??
What if being hipster becomes mainstream?
if hipsters want to be different why do they all look the same?
IF you answer no to the Question 'Do you swear to tEll the  Truth?' are you lying or telLing the tRuth?
If the world ends in dec
if you die while masturbating are you coming or going?
If you sit on your phone accidentally and it calls someone is it a booty call?
WHY KAMIKAZE SOLDIERS WEAR A HELMET?
If the world ensd on 21st of december 2012 Will 1/24 of the world end every hour
if i need winrar how can i install it if comes in rar format?
how do people take screen pictures of the blue screen of death?
if the world is ending this december does that make obama president for life?
Did you know that if the world ends Dec 21st There might be a place where it will be Dec 20th or the 22nd?
If the president's mother starts making inflammatory statements to the press is that obama mama drama?
what's another word for Thesaurus?
Wouldn't pretending to be smart be considered artificially intelligent?
Why do rich black guys Always buy things that're white?
if we eat soup with soup spoons n stir tea with teaspoons How did tablespoons get their name?
if you high five yourself doesnt that make it high 10 ?
If I agree to keep the christ in christmas Can we take the Christ out of government?
If you can hear yourself think THEN WHAT DOES A MUTE PERSONS INNER THOUGHTS SOUND LIKE?
How can feet smell  if they dont have a nose?
GO OUT OR PLAY SKYRIM?
If life is like a box of chocolates does a cat have nine boxes of chocolates?
If i were to ask you on a date  would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?
If you watch dora in spansih willl she be teaching you english?
If animals dont have awkward moments What is SOCIALLY awkward penguin?
Mudkipz do they liek us too?
If god made humans in his image
where do bald people... ...stop washing their faces?
if it rains whenever i wash my car? is washing my car a form of rain dance?
If 2 wrongs dont make a right why does 2 negatives make a positive?
iF 50CENT PERFORMS IN THE UK  IS HE 50PENce
Is 'No' a complete SENTENCE?
if everyone relates to socially awkward penguin Wouldn't that make SAP not awkward?
if you wear underpants over your pants are they still underpants?
am i nerd because i love star trek?  or do i love star trek because i am nerd?
If we need government to control bad people Wouldn't bad people join the government to control people
If some assembly is required Why do I build the whole thing?
do you pronounce it herb or herb?
If DC is the capital of the US  why does VILLAINS always target NY
is christ god's last name?
If a woman is pregnant can she use the carpool lane
If the onion gets hacked Would they start reporting real news?
if less is more Nothing is everything
if humans duck when you throw stone at them.. would ducks human??
if a snowman drinks a slurpie does he get a brainfreez?
If time flies like an arrow... Why does a fruit fly like a banana?
does having sex with pregnant woman count as a threesome?
Can a male horse call its testicles 'my little ponies?'
If racists formed a black metal band Would they hate themselves
'if we're not supposed to eat animals ... then how come they're made out of meat?'
If vegetarians love animals Why do they eat all of their food
Why do we COOK BACON IF WE BAKE COOKIES
why do girls try to make their feet look nice but find foot fetishes creepy?
If a plants sexual organs are flowers... Is it considered sexual assault to pick them?
if it doesn't matter if you win or lose
if a man﻿ talks and a woman isn't there to hear.... is he still wrong?
if god has a plan for us then whats the point of prayer?
What if reality is a dream and dream is reality
if kids are more creative than adults then why do adults write all of the books?
If god dropped acid
friend's birthday is on feb 29th does that mean he ages 4 times slower?
This is the youngest you'll ever be again
if we ate ourselves will ge lose or gain weight?
if you complain about people complaining are you a hypocrite?
iF DOING NOTHING IS SOMETHING
Since life is unfair to everyone Does that make life fair?
the sentence at the bottom is true the sentence at the top is false
WHAT IF I'M HAPPY BUT DON'T KNOW IT?
If humans/angels were 'created' in the image of god & humans evolved from apes then are angels the flying monkeys from the Wizard of OZ?
if all guys are the same
If motion in space is measured relative to the observer... Does that mean the world really does revolve around me?
Would gambling addiction hotlines get more callers If every 10th caller was a winner?
If satan makes bad people suffer in hell isn't he actually good?
If CAMERA LENSES are round   how comes the picture turns out RECTANGULAR
If they squeeze olives to make olive oil What do they squeeze to make baby oil?
AFTER YOU DIE YOU'LL FEEL LIKE BEFORE YOU EXISTED
If Tofu Turkey is Tofurkey Then What is Tofu Duck?
IF rOARY WILLIAM'S DAD IS ALSO roN wEASLEY'S dAD  doES THAT MAKE rOARY A WIZARD OR rON A COMPANION?
Doesn't 'expecting the unexpected'  MAKE THE UNEXPECTED EXPECTED?
do people with amnesia still have their lives flash before their eyes?
If a weiner dog gets excited does that make it a boner dog?
If you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage
What if naming babies was like trying to obtain a username? Sorry
if nothing's ever without an exception then what about the fact that nothing's ever without an exception?
IF EVERYONE HAS A PURPOSE IN LIFE DOES ONE REALLY HAVE FREE WILL?
If Sky is the opposite of Earth and Rim is the opposite of Middle Is Skyrim the opposite of Middlearth?
if timmy can only say his own name does that mean he is a pokemon??
Not sure if shaving a bald eagle would make it A bald bald eagle or a balder eagle
if there was a line of gay people would it be a straight line?
If a raper is called a rapist why isn't a racer called a racist?
If Dinosaurs are extinct Then what am i doing here?
if god created everyhting then is god china?
isn't loving yourself homosexuality?
Why is taRzan Always shown clean-shaven?
if a yearbook would cost $60 then didn't you just put a price on priceless memories?
Is it ironic that nothing in alanis morissette's song was ironic?
If you are what you eat then are cannibals the only real people?
what if the world wide web is an aptly named device intent on entangling the whole of humanity?
If a 911 operator has a heart attack whom does he/she call?
Love is like a fart if you force it
do girls make duck faces because we call them chicks?
If a sTand up comedian is in a wheelchair are they stIll a stand up comedian
Does smoking weed really make people lazy Or do lazy people just smoke weed
is this the real life? is this just fantasy?
If pikachu rapes a cat would the result be
If everyone says we need more sleep
they say tHat everyone Has a soulmate so what do gingers have?
If con is the opposite of pro what is the opposite of progress?
If you're reading this then who's watcing             your children?
if 6 wasn't actually afraid of 7 who 8 9?
if i believe in Agnosticism am i really an agnostic?
If liberal democrats are the party for minorities  Then why do they hate conservative women?
If a man says something in the forest and there are no women  there is he still wrong?
what if that hooker is really my soul mate?
if nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible?
Why is it called hamburger if it isnt made of ham?
what if you traveled back in time and your father killed you?
IF RELIGION WAS BASED ON TRUTH AND FACT SHOULDN'T IT HAVE BEEN SPELLED REALIGION
A KING FARTS
if mom tells me not to talk to strangers how can i meet new people?
What if my color blue was your color red?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated  INSTEAD OF JUST MURDERED?
If some people are overwhelmed are the rest of us whelmed?
if corporations are people is mitt romney a serial killer?
If one believes in reincarnation should tombstone say Rip or brb?
if i'm a raptor shouldn't my big claw be on my back foot?
what if i met morpheus already and i have chosen blue pill?
If someone loses at hangman ...  ...Does a stick family lose their father
if people squeeze olives to make olive oil. Then what do people squeeze to make baby oil?
WHen sheep can't sleep at night do they count us?
if they see me rollin' why are they hatin'?
If your sexual partner is possesed by a ghost Is it a threesome?
If you run out of your lifetime supply of razors does that mean you're going to die soon?
WHat if we just hack sopa... They won't know how to fix their computer... Right?
Is calling all white men racist ... racist?
If life isnt fair for anybody  isn't that fair
if the teachers are so smart why not find a better job?
If corporations are people Are shareholders slave owners?
If practice makes perfect and nothing is perfect why practice?
if steroids are illegal for professional athletes should photoshop be illegal for models?
Who trademarkEd the word Trademark?
There is an immense amount of science fiction stories doesn't that mean there's a big chance at least one of them is true?
IS A fly without wings called a walk
What if Oxygen makes our voice really deep and helium just brings it back to normal?
If you throw a frag in COD & then quit does it blow up?
if someone is gay
if god made everything does that mean he's from china?
If something is unclassified is it still classified?
when a gay couple marries which father pays for the wedding?
If Satan is truely evil.... Why does he punish the wicked? doing God a favor!
How can i still ask myself questions about today's problems if i disappeared 65 million years ago?
If one eats the pessimist Is TheIr stomaCh half empty or half full?
If Troy And annie got together
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FLY WITHOUT WINGS?
Wouldn't straight girls  enjoy the fapping on omegle?
if good things come to those who wait then why isn't this essay that i've put off for weeks any good?
'I think therefore I am' My wife says I'm thoughtless. Therefore I am not?
They say god created man in his own image I say man created god in his own image
Why is it called half life  when you have 100hp
Someone says
If a picture is worth 1000 words then how much is a picture of 1000 word worth?
If we didn't start the fire... who did?
if we are what we eat
why aren't the fortune tellers the richest people on earth?
If DINOSAURS don't exist  how am i here
If liberals do good things badly and conservatives bad things well who the hell do i vote for
If 2 Beta Fish fight is the winner alpha
If a person who plays violin is a violinist whats a racecar driver called?
'Why didn't the fellowship just ride the eagles into mordor with the one ring?' I don't know
if jesus is god does that mean he got his own mom pregnant?
if ignorance is bliss then is science for masochists?
I SAY!! How many likes can a dinosaur get?
why is the word 'iron' not spelled 'iorn'?
if facebook decides who your top friends are is that because they mostly view your profile or vice versa?
IN CHINA IS CHINESE FOOD JUST CALLED FOOD?
why would romeo talk to juliet when he can stalk her from her garden
If god knows what i'm going to do before he creates me... why do i deserve his punishment?
If potatoes are a vegetable why dont chips count to your 5 a day
If two Cannibals fight Does that make it a food fight?
If amputees have less than two arms doesn't almost everybody have more than the average number of arms?
How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
if you are as straight as a line do you still go both ways?
do people in a tea factory have coffe breaks?
If men are allowed to marry men then who makes the SANDWICH?
IF EVE DOOMED THE HUMAN RACE FOR AN APPLE What would she do for a klondike bar
here's a picture of me when i was yuonger every picture is of you when you were younger
IF POOPING IS A CALL OF NATURE IS FARTING A MISSED CALL?
if you play minecraft on a mac can you craft windows
If Will smith goes back in time does he change his name to was smith?
If someone says he hasn't failed Hasn't he failed in failing?
If a woman says she is now free... Does that mean she was previously charging?
IN NYC
If we're all different then aren't we the same?
If a teacher wants us to teach ourselves do we also get the paycheck?
WHAT DO PEOPLE IN CHINA CALL THEIR VERY GOOD PLATES?
if heat rises why are mountains coldest at the top
if someone hates dubstep are they bassist?
If i m certain nothing is certain doesn't that make the fact that nothing is certain uncertain ?
If dettol kills 99% of germs What happens if i use it twice?
If what you see is what you get why can't you judge a book by its cover
if it's called 'Final Fantasy' why are there 13 of them?
what if before and after photos are just skinny people paid to put on weight?
If vegetarians eat vegetable  what do humanitarians eat
If someone masturbates on an airplane is he an hijacker?
IF the Republic is the good guys in Star Wars
so let me get this straight we elected an empty chair for president?!?
If opposites attract does that mean i'm ugly for liking hot girls
How does one get 3-5 years of experience when every job requires 3-5 years of experience?
Why do people make fb pages with english titles only for people to realise the page is in spanish?
IF EUROPE HAS EUROS DOES AFRICA HAVE AFROS?
why did the 'r.i.p amanda todd' page get made in august when she didn't commit until october?
if tarzan has been in jungle whole life why doesn't he have a beard?
If a weeping angel has  two shadows... Do you stare? Or Run?
If a chicken beats it's eggs Is it a chef or a child-abuser
if steve jobs died from pancreatic cancer does that mean he died from pc?
if caffeine is an addictive drug does that make baristas drug dealers?
Biology loves differences society doesn't.
Why do women who become cougars wear clothing that looks like leopards?
Aren't two different things the same Because they are both different?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
If money is the root of all evil
If we say yolo... what do buddhists say?
If every job advert states 'previous experience required' how does one get a job in that field?
If 'don' is short for Donald and 'Ron' is short for ronald Why isn't 'Jon' short for jonald?
if the dj is playing music on a laptop shouldn't he be an lj?
if i drink alcohol
if two homosexual's think something is stupid do they say dude thats totaly straight?
What if There were chameleons everywhere?
When butterflies fall iN LOVE do they feel people in their stomachs
if simba and nala are from the same pride doesn't that make them siblings?
if it's constantly screwing things up why is it called 'auto correct'?
If abortion is murder... then is swallowing cannibalism?
is it still peer pressure if you're doing the right thing?
If I am mainstream
When Criticizing america why only refer to a small percentage of idiots in the bible belt?
if Hipsters become mainstream then do normal people become hipsters?
If everybody's unique while ordinary people exist
If a vampire used harry potter's cloak of invisibility could he see himself in the mirror?
IF A VEGETARIAN EATS VEGTABLES DOES A HUMAntarian EAT HUMANS?
If your friend brings over a digiorno pizza is it delivery?
If shirts come in Extra Large and Extra Small
If corporations are people
if a born-deaf person wears a band t-shirt does that make him a hipster?
if girls weren't meant to cook why do they have eggs and milk in them
what if we are the aliens and we invaded the earth
blues
is stealing identities really nothing personal?
Why do we call them cookies if we bake them
If someone asks a penny for your thoughts and you put your two cents in where does the other penny go
If the early bird gets the worm. what does the early worm get?
if it took god 3 days to create earth how did it take him only 1 to create the rest of the universe?
If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself is it considered a hostage situation?
If a slowpoke was a slowpoke before it was cool is it a slowpoke
If everything is possible
who makes the sandwiches in a gay relationship?
why do i wonder about everything when i never seem to get an answer?
If we want to stop the killing of children in Uganda Then why are we supporting troops to kill the Lra's child army?
If milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard
if devil punishes bad people is he a good guy?
If everyone waits for their true love to come to them then won't we all be forever alone's??
If dishwashers are only $149 WIll women become extinct?
Can a teacher... Give homework to a homeless kid?
if greece is in debt does that mean im richer then a country?
If a gay lets his facebook open their friends put 'i'm hetero' in his status?
If you don't 'like' your own memes are you an emo?
if i fly from one time zone to another is that time travel?
IF Bad Joke Eel memes are upvoted Does that make it a good joke?
If corporations are people is a merger a gay marriage?
why does the administration say we're adults but treat us like children?
isnt it ironic that jesus was a carpenter and was nailed to two pieces of lumber
if vegetarians refuse to eat living things which died why do they eat vegetables
What if anonymous  is really just the governments best computer people
if the bees are in fact disappearing because of flies that lay zombifying eggs does that mean the zombee apocalypse is finally here?
If a group of necrophiliacs met a group of zombies who would do the chasing?
What if the end of the world predictions are true but goku just kept on saving the planet earth?
If a ginger gets a boner is it firewood?
Does it get warmer outside if you do voodoo on an icecube?
if healthcare is largely private why is the army funded by the population?
WHY IS IT GOOD TO BE UNBELIEVABLE BUT BAD TO BE NOT BELIEVABLE?
If chuck norris is the best on every thing
if my wish is 'i wish my wish do not come true' will it come true or not?
If education is more important than entertainment y are entertainers rich n teachers poor?
What if you get a discount on a gift card?
Aren't Hot Pockets Just really big pizza rolls?
when there are too many hipsters will being a hipster become mainstream?
If the Big bang was the first thing ever then there wasnt anything small to compare it to
if ozzy is going off the rails on a crazy train is he going sane?
If you choked a Smurf
If someone says 'I'm hung like a black guy.' Is it a racist double entendre?
why does makeup make hot girls hotter and ugly girls uglier
If a pair of siamese twins are driving a car Can they legally drive in the carpool lane?
If a kid refuses to sleep during nap time Is he guilty of resisting a-rest
If evolution is true... then why hasn't it weeded out the westboro church?
If Christians are suppose to  love others as they love themselves Does Gay bashing mean they hate themselves?
If a gay gets killed is that a homocide?
If life begins at conception Is miscarriage involuntary manslaughter?
IF I HAVE YOGURT THAT EXPIRES IN 2013 HOW COULD THE WORLD END IN 2012
why do doctors call their office a practice?
If we 'downvote to oblivion' ...can we also 'Upvote to Skyrim?'
IF siamese brothers or sisters had single genitals would it be inappropriate to masturbate?
if a snake stars eating itself it's going to disappear?
If no one knows you're being sarsastic Aren't you just being helpful?
If they say 'fight fire with fire' does napalm work on fire ants?
is a key still a key... if there is nothing to unlock
Hitler liked aryan people so Did he hate himself?
If aethiest say there is no god aNd scientologist say god is an alien does that mean athiest should not  beleive in aliens
God gave us the logic to troll  is he a troll?
If God made me in his image then why arent I invisible?
is pro is opposite of con is progress the opposite of congress?
If being a hipster becomes mainstream... will hipsters still be hipsters?
if his name is 'Iron man'... does that make him a Fe male?
If a microwave sends out microwaves Shouldnt it be called a microwaver?
When Ninjas Fart  Are they Always Silent but deadly?
If all snowflakes are unique then is a unique snowflake a conformist?
What would happen If a kenyan drank powerthirst?
If there ever was a way to entertain an idiot I would Refer to the title
it's legal to destroy one's health smoking cigarettes but fireworks are illegal?
if 40% of people suffer from hemorrhoids
If a video game is illegally copied and sold does it make it a Seedy ROM?
if I ate a hamburger in egypt did i fight hunger in africa?
iF FEMINISM OPPOSES GENDERED LANGUAGE... wHY IS IT CALLED *fem*inism
how come sure isn't spelled 'shure'?
If the government has no money How can it afford to put up walls around an open-air memorial?
if i kill time will i be immortal
if it's healthiest to drink water why does God turn it into booze?
if the first man was made out of clay is eating dirt cannibalism?
if i'm the most popular meme how come i'm not meme generator's logo?
If ATM stands for 'automated teller machine' why do people call it an ATM machine?
if sean is pronounced shawn should bean be pronounced bawn?
what if 'BREAKING BAD' IS 'BAKING BREAD' WRITTEN BY A DYSLEXIC
So the government is shutting down does that mean the BS stops too?
if any number divided by itself is 1 then whats 0 divided by 0?
If israel's critics are  anti-semites Does that mean south africa's critics are anti-white?
If every 4th child born in the world is Chinese And you've already had 3 children...
What if you put lil wayne and lil john together... Would you get a full size john wayne?
if i'm black but i don't support obama am i a racist
if the early bird gets the worm does the late worm avoid the bird?
If i go back in time and kill myself is this murder or suicide
If blind people wear dark glasses why don't deaf people wear ear muffs??
DO YOU NEED TO ACCEPT COOKIES ON A DIET ADVISE SITE?
What happens when bad luck brian gets laid
what happens if you use a REVIVE on a GHOST type Pokemon?
Why are wrong phone numbers never busy?
if someone is shot with an assault rifle... does that make it a battery rifle?
if midget smokes weed does he get medium or high?
Am i still alive or there is good wi-fi in hell
Wonder if two face sleeps in the middle of a sleep number bed and adjusts each side to a different number
If a tree falls on a woman in the forest what was the forest doing in the kitchen?
what if romney was a democrat  and ran just so obama would win
Are the pringles guy and monopoly guy related?!
if forever alone guy is alone
If I keep waking up 15 minutes before my alarm
what if apple hires google map developers and then sues google for patent violations?
if i'm 'head over heels' in love where was my head positioned in relation to my heels prior to being in love?
does obama care cover the beating obama took at the debates?
If Someone says they are wrong  Does that make them right
why do we park in driveways  and drive in parkways?
If every there is an exception to every rule Then isnt there a rule with no exceptions?
What should youy say if God sneezed?
problems don't last forever but neither do people
If lying is immoral does that make congress hell?
if i were to fall in a gorge would that make me gorgeous
Is it still 'common Sense' if everyone is stupid?
if one dreams that their dreams dont come true and their dreams dont come true
what if god is just playing sims and he's makeing you surf the internet
If im hated for discriminating am i being discriminated?
if you need a program to program a program how do you program a program to program a program to program programs
if homosexuals are not attractive to women does that make them vaginaphobic?
since everyone is a hipster these days does that make being a hipster maintream?
RNC blocks Ron Paul from getting his name into nomination
Without Engineers... Science and Mathematics is just philosophy?
IF OBAma gets re-elected  will he say look at the mess i've left for me to inherit
What if the cat died because it was curious about death?
Studying... ever notice how conveniently they put 'Dying' at the end of the word?
If humans call it trolling then do trolls call it humaning?
if you deLETE THE RECYCLE BIN WHERE DOES IT GO?
Circle of life? Or circle of death?
when someone says 'no comment' are they  making a comment?
If Every job ad says 'experience required' and you're new then how do you get experience?
If selflessness gives you pleasure does that make you selfish?
if apple invented slide to unlock is my garden fence an ifence?
could chuck norris injure himself?
if seedless berries are seedless how do they reproduce
if an apple a day keeps the doctor away what if doctors eat it?
Why is hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia  the word for fear of long words?
if you drown in the fountain of life will you Live or die?
If i actually admit to being a hipster WOn't that make me the most ironic and unique hipster of them all?
What will happen if pinocchio says 'my nose is going to grow'
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
if a tree falls in the woods and no one hears it would a HIPSTER buy the soundtrack?
What does People in a swamp... Have to do with history?
If ghosts usually haunt at 3am do they follow daylight savings time?
if i'm sexy and i know it why would i need to tell everyone?
if death penalty is justice... is murder still a crime?
If on mother's day a mom gets a break from the kitchen are the other 364 days father's day?
maybe happiness really is the best medicine and thats why weed helps everything
I wonder if the clothes in China say  'made around the corner'
If pandas are black
if the internet is so big why is there nothing to do?
if two people lay on a memory foam mattress who does it remember?
Are you a hIpster if you drank your coffee before it was cool?
Player falling into lava should i shoot him to get a point or let him die so he will lose one ?
If we play Dungeons & Dragons What do hogwarts students play?
IF BARBIE IS SO POPULAR WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BUY HER FRIENDS
Do girls sit when they pee in the shower?
wHAT IF AIR IS DEADLY AND IT TAKES IT 80 YEARS TO KILL US?
what happens if being a hipster becomes popular?
If a frequently asked question is an FAq does that make a frequently unasked question a fuq?
If all humans would be hipsters would i be a hipster because of not beeing a hipster?
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object
If a zombie doesn't eat will IT starve to death?
if a genie gives you 3 wishes in a dream and you wish it wasn't a dream what happens?
does an atheist with a god complex not believe in himself?
why are my favorite tv show characaters never the main character?
IF I HAVE SEX WITH A GAY ALLIGATOR WILL I GET GATORADES?
if people are
If a male pilot sits in the cockpit.. Then does a female pilot sit in the cuntpit?
if an unstoppable force meets an immovable object What would happen
if jesus died  shouldnt it be called 'bad friday'?
Neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon SO DID HE MOON WALK ?
in real life... wouldn't battlingPokemon be considered animal abuse???
if you buy a nickelback cd do you get a nickel back?
If people go to the soul society when they die where do they go when they die in the soul society?
If sports are Masculine Why do men fight over balls?
is it ironic that pi day repeats annually?
If manning dethrones tebow on monday does tebow come back to start on thursday?
If fat people have more skin than we do does that make them skinnier
if im the most upvoted meme here how come it im not first?
if an unstoppable force and an unmovable object meet what would happen?
Why do we say an alarm goes off... when it comes on??
Justin bieber's dad must be that tank of helium
If practice makes perfect
Why do they call it a cold if your forehead is hot?
Do siamese twins make seperate facebook accounts?
If you're dating a circus clown can you call it a serious relationship?
do actresses think of meryl streep like we do of chuck norris?
Maybe if we stop using facebook everwhere we'll have a lot less facebook issues.
what if 3g is short for good guy greg sharing personal wifi to the whole world
if i'm being used incorrectly am i still philosoraptor?
what would happen if skyrim met pokemon?
If a deaf person has to go to court
Can Vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If you tooK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE... HOW DID YOU MAKE IT BACK HOME?
if they call it starbucks why can I pay with earth dollars?
Does god Kill us Because he doesnt want to be alone
if nothing is impossible the is it possible to have something impossible
who is 'general failure' and why is he reading my hard drive?
Christians say intelligence is a test of faith what if religion is a test of intelligence?
What if our current state of mind was a dream and actually we wake up one morning and we realized we just lived our future
If Al Qaeda now opposes Syrian regime does that make them U.S. allies?
What would be worse Going to Twilight with your GF
roses are red but violets aren't violet?
if wolverine's adamantium claws can cut through everything can he cut through captain america's vibranium shield?
If gaining knowledge was the first sin does that mean that going to school will send you to hell?
if something is popular among unpopular people is it really popular?
Do gay people say 'No Hetero?'
What if doctor diagnoses a guy with a std and finds out he's dating his daughter?
Why are lenses round but photos rectangle?
If lesbians like women why do they try to look like men?
If tomatoes are fruits does that make ketchup a smoothie?
people with no hair soap or shampoo?
IF IT TAKES A HIPSTER TO KNOW A HIPSTER
If an illegal alien is an undocumented immigrant  is a drug dealer an unlicensed pharmacist?
If atheism is only a Lack of belief does that make my dog an atheist?
If a person gets amnesia how come he remembers how to speak?
If tomatoes are fruits
If nobody has ownership of articles on wikipedia how can someone  be an author of 169 of them?
If Misery loves company Then does my love for company make me miserable?
if a ginger plays skyrim can he absorb a dragons soul?
If hipsters want to be original Why do all those hipster tumblrs look like each other ?
roses are red but aren't violets purple ?
if laughter is the best medicine why is it contagious?
WILL DR. DRE RELEASE DETOX  IN THIS DECADE?
If women belong in the kitchen then why are most chefs men?
if your brain tells your body what to do what tells your brain what to do?
If abortion is murder are blowjobs cannibalism?
If being a hipster became mainstream what will hipsters be?
If i critizicise a guy for being too serious am i being too serious?
if i am thinking about nothing  am i thinking about something?
If ash use masterball on pikachu
If we know the speed of light What is the speed of dark?
IF it rains when god crys does that mean it's cloudy when god is smoking?
if meme gen is populated by children and wastrels why are all the ads targeted to productive members of society?
if god doesn't have a body  how can we be made like him
isn't it odd that steve jobs died from pc?
If an orange is named after its color why isn't a banana called a yellow
If its so easy a caveman could do it  Why didnt they have cars in the stone age?
if we start to give only negative votes will the 'hot' page be stuck forever?
has anyone ever gone trick or treating and only got the tricks?
isnt a meme just an acceptable repost?
If trains stop at train stations Then what happens at a work station?
if priests are fathers why are they not allowed to have children?
if the skipper's cruise was only a three hour tour
Why do we park on the drivewaY and drive on the parkway?
can you be racist if you're color blind?
if an oil sheik start making dairy product Do you call him a milk sheik?
If abortion is murder Then are blowjobs  cannibalism?
If i press undo
are glasses which aren't made of glass still called as 'glasses'?
If i do college research on not doing college research.... do i fail?
is deep sleep dangerous... on a water bed?
why Do we call girl gamers 'attention whores' When we're the ones that give them the attention in the first place?
If you never change your mind why have one?
If the FBI breaks your door down Do you have to pay for it?
FOX News says Rebecca black has no talent does this mean rebecca black has talent?
If two trolls had a son would the son become a soccer referee
if the police turn violent who polices the police?
IF I'VE GOT 'NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP' BY RICK ASTLEY STUCK IN MY HEAD DOES THAT MEAN I'M CONSTANTLY RICK ROLLING MYSELF?
if there's an app for that why is steve jobs dead?
If a rebel is told to Do whatever he wants Does he follow the rules?
Why aren't proctologists Called astronauts?
If jesus came to earth as a man wouldn't he be subject to original sin and thus be imperfect?
NFL Draft or modern day slave auction
IF BELIEVING THAT A SINGLE MAN CAN BRING GIFTS TO MILLIONS OF CHILDREN IN A NIGHT IS CHILDISH WHY IS BELIEVING THAT A MAN IN THE SKY CAN CONVERSE WITH 7 BILLION PEOPLE AT THE SAME TIME ADMIRABLE?
if 40% of americans still support obama are they paying attention?
If Cinderellas shoe fit why did it fall off
Atheists think there are an infinite number of universes and god doesn't exist in any of them?
When Frank Sinatra sings 'New York
when LAN means local area network why do people then  say LAN network
'Follow your bliss'            'ignorance is bliss' ...Follow your ignorance?
Are oranges called orange because they're orange or is orange called orange because oranges are orange?
how do we not know what the fox says  but we do know what the dinosaur says
what if the princess wants to be with bowser but mario keeps kidnapping her?
so if you're colour blind
If I eat TOILET pAPER
If violence isn't the answer why does peace always follow?
If Saturday Night Live is on Thursday Is it still Saturday Night Live?
If you can read someone's mind and he speaks another language Do you hear his thoughts in your language or in his?
If black people are called African Americans Then should white people be called European Americans?
IF THE CHICKEN CAME BEFORE THE EGG HOW WAS THE CHICKEN MADE?
If I go to the gym and don't facebook it Did I even go to the gym?
IF TOMATOES ARE A FRUIT ISN'T KETCHUP A SMOOTHIE?
If everything is material how do you explain the existence of consciousness?
america: 1st world nation
if there's a shortage of tech workers why would anyone get an english degree?
Aren't job interviews discrimination against stupid people?
if god wants everyone to behave as specified in the bible why did he bother creating free will?
if al sharpton is a 'fighter for equality' why does he only care about blacks being discriminated against?
If an illegal immigrant is also a senior citizen.. ..would that make him just a senior?
if the people tell us to not talk to strangers how do we make friends
If camera lenses are round why are the pictures square?
if the opposite of pro is con is the opposite of progress congress?
Who do you call If the fire department Is on fire
why do i 'take a dump' if actually i leave one?
If cats always land on their feet
What if steven hawking is actually brain dead and his computer has just become self aware
if money doesn't make you happy why am i so depressed?
If star wars take place a long long time ago why do some people think it's futuristic?
If a quiz iz quizzical What does that make a test?
if you need a program to program a program how do you program a program to program a program to program programs
If Mockery is the highest form of flattery would that mean that flattery is the highest form of mockery?
If feeding homeless people in big cities encourages them to stay on the streets doesn't welfare encourage people to work less and want more free stuff
Roar That's what I say when I'm not scratching my chin
with chavez gone
If everybody wants to be a hipster... ...Is one a hipster if he isn't a hipster?
If Windows 8 is newer than windows 7 would windows 95 be newer than windows 8?
if you say 'white people are racist
Those people with cars as their profile pictures so.. they're transformers?
If boredom kills why am i still alive
if you are what you eat then is pediasure made of children
If everyone hates commercials why dont people stop making and acting in them?
How does a hydrophobic get clean?
Why is it that when something is transported by car it's called shipment BUT WHEN SOMETHING IS TRANSPORTED BY SHIP IT'S CALLED CARGO?
If religion is to be abandoned because of all the wars waged in its name Then what of the governments by which thOse wars wEre actUally waged?
If we brush ouR teeth before we sleep Then why Does our breath smell so bad when we wake up
If we killed the westboro baptist church Could we blame god?
if an african american woman's husband dies is she a black widow?
what happens when bad luck brain  tries to have bad luck
If Will Smith Goes back in time will he be was Smith?
if thinking takes energy do dumb people become fat?
is 24 hour media coverage the solution to mass shootings or part of the cause
If the world ends on 12/21/12 why am i still working?
If I eat the tardis
If you don't hit a masochist Are you punishing them?
IF BAD LUCK BRIAN HAS BAD LUCK... WHY IS HE A SUCCESSFUL MEME?
If page is intentionally left blank why is there writing on it?
If I eat myself  will i become twice as big or disappear
If a dog hits you with its front paw Is it considered a punch or a kick
How are we supposed to call ghostbusters when they don't tell us their numbeR?
can you drown in liquified oxygen...
What if knees and elbows are just leg and arm knuckles
If elton john is gay
If nacho cheese isn't yours then who's is it?
if you ordered 22 cheesburgers why did you order a diet coke
If camera lenses are round... Why are the pictures square?
If vegetarians eat vegetables What does a humanitarian eat?
If all good things must come to an end
If he is cooler than me does that make me hotter than him?
if good guy greg is so good why is he smoking indoors?
If :): is the symbol for  bipolar is :|: the symbol for Kristen stewart's emotions?
teaCHING ENGLISH AS A FOREIGN LANGUAGE? WOULDN'T IT BE BETTER TO TEACH IT AS ENGLISH?
If NBC goes to commercial
One Does Not Simply Use The Right Meme
if you consume too much moral fiber does that mean you'll have shitty ideas?
yOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT SO ZOMBIES
how do you kill a zombie if it's already dead?
if a deaf person goes to court is it still a hearing?
If tools break then how come torches burn forever?
If a girl with autism is late to special ed is it proper to call her tardy?
if her boobs weren't so big would everyone still like her statuses?
if bane wears that mask to live... how does he eat?
If a person with multiple personallity disorder threatens suicide is it considered a hostage situation
Thousands of physicists see evidence of higgs-boson did they have a mass sighting
If i order a shipment of bubble wrap will it come wrapped in bubble wrap?
If sitting in front of the tv for hours  makes you fat then why do we sit for hours in school?
IF SOMEONE BLOCK ME ON FACEBOOK CAN THEY SEE MY POST ON 9GAG?
If Kim kardashian has a huge ass is she full of shit?
What if hipsters... are becoming mainstream
If kids in Skyrim don't take any damage why does the dovahkiin have to fight the dragons?
Why did hitler want a wORld of people with blonde hair and blue eyes  When he had black hair and brown eyes
If a psychology test asks you if you lie to others What's the right answer?
If you punch an Asian Man in the face Does he become Disoriented?
if lightning strikes Genghis Did God just chaka Khan?
if people are so clever at making memes   why don't they know the difference between your and you're?
If i say that everything i say is a lie am i lying or telling the truth?
If there really is natural selection How do you explain the cast of jersey shore?
if A DINO IS BISEXUAL IS IT CALLED A MEGASORASS OR A Lickalotapus?
if you watch jaws backwards its about a shark who throws up so many people that they have to open a beach
if someone butt dials you is that a booty call?
iF YOU'RE HOTTER THAN ME
if polar bears were black would they still get the same amount of sympathy?
If my wife doesnt hear it Am I still wrong?
why dont they like me as much as lebron and wade
If i had good dental hygene would i be a floss-oraptor?
WHAT IF WE'RE THE ALIENS AND OTHER PLANETS ARE LOOKING FOR US?
If Santa is in the North pole Why do all my Toys say made in china?
if guns cause crime then do spoons make people fat?
SUICIDE IS LIKE IRL RAGEQUIT
If today is 0 degrees fahrenheit
IF NOT KNOWING SHE'S BEAUTIFUL IS WHAT MAKES HER BEAUTIFUL DOES SINGING THE SONG TO HER TURN HER UGLY?
if hot dogs are made from pigs
if you ask someone if today is opposite day and the answer is yes does it mean it is or it isn't?
what if I'm friends with a wizard but they can't tell me bEcause it's against the law
facebook bought instagram for a billion dollars did they know they could download it for free?
Why has no villian ever shot  batman in the mouth?
if the guy pays at a hetero date then who pays at a gay date?
if women were equal does that mean i can hit them without feeling guilty?
Am I standing on the Earth; Or is the earth Standing on me‽
If happy hour is two Hours
if everybody would be prepared for zombie apocalypse who would be zombies?
Can a Phoenix Burn in space?
why ?  do kamikazi pilots wear helmets
can one just simply walk into mordor
if everyone is surrounded by ıdıots does that mean we are also ıdıots because we surround them?
WHY WALK ON THE WATER WHEN WE HAVE BOATS?
IF I'M SO CLEVER WHY AM I EXTINCT?
IF the doctor tells me to get in shape... is round a shape?
what if homosexuality was the answer to the overpopulation issue?
If we're all god's children what makes jesus so special?
Why put a lock on a store that's open 24 hours a day?
Why do we drive on parkways and park in driveways?
if i cross a hedgegog with a snake I'll obtain 10meters of Barbed Wired
can chuck norris.. ....nevermind
In a movie theater  Which arm rest is yours?
If Jeremy Lin Gets his Own SHoe Will American Children Make it?
Who watches the watchmen? More watchmen?
was mc escher an mc?
If evil go to hell
What if making Kony famous Motivates others to kidnap kids?
If you masturbate does that mean you'll get a master fish?
what if god plays sims... and we are the characters?
if feminists hate men so much then why do they dress like them?
If quitters never win
if guns dont kill people
If you can't ask god for a bike
If Girls' vaginas smell like fish
If Jesus was god and god told jesus to die on the cross did god commit suicide?
I wonder what  my ancestors looked like
If a compulsive liar says he lied is he still lying?
IF you have balls of steel does it mean that you make ironmans?
If you tell an asian to be aloof
Where does your lap go When you stand up?
If you're using sign language is it still rude to talk with your mouth full?
I know what your thinking... you're thinking i can't possibly know what your thinking
why do we wash the towels since we use them with clean hands?
If 666 means demon then does 121212 mean super demon?
why are both computer virus and condom brand called 'trojan' if one 'protects' and the other 'infects'
Do anatomy professors Have skeletons in their closets?
Does 'a tooth for a tooth' apply to dentists?
if i head far enough towards west Will i get to the east?
If a building is already finished then whats a built?
If a person hears something stupid and  calls it 'gay'
if we cut off trix rabbit's feet would they become lucky charms?
If Man Discovered If you milk a cow you get milk
Who takes care... ...of the caretaker?
f a pornstar goes to a black  light party will her skin glow?
If food comes from japan is it morally ambiguous to nuke it?
if mankind was made in god's image does god get pimples too?
If i'm wondering with one hand what am i doing with the other?
if pages are slices of wood then sliced ham is pages of pig?
what if the ghost of bruce lee posessed chuck norris?
Do philosoraptors philossilize?
How can you tell if a smurf is choking?
if your hands have no voice how can somebody in a chat room tell you stfu?
How do blind people know when they're done wiping?
Why does mario ok when he hit his head on a brick but dies when he touches a turtle
Beer is made to be drunk I am drunk therefore am i beer?
Why am i  using my foot to think??
if dead horses make glue then do dead ducks make tape?
is killing my future self suicide or murder?
If nice Guys finish last tortoise and hare is a tragedy
If the early bird gets the worm
when jacob transforms into a wolf Does he have to go home to get clothes before he changes back?
are people in the world of pokmon vegetarians or do they eat pokmon?
WHY DO KAMIKAZE PILOTS WEAR HELMETS?
what if we could breathe in space but the government doesnt want an escape
If you tell a person to say no and he does is he doing it because you told him or because he does't want to?
what if god is just a very good scientist?
if prostitution is the oldest profession how did men pay for it in the begining?
If God existed before time
if frozen people remain alive then iceman will live forever?
Why are cookies called cookies If we bake them!?
If someone hates haters doeas that make him a hater?
If 'y u no' says 'y u no spell correctly' does it mean it is trolling or forever alone?
If in 2012 god will destroy our world What about the buddhists?
IF WALL STREET HAs BECOME MORE VICIOUS THAN DINOSAURS DOES THAT MEAN DINOSAURS HAVE BECOME BETTER AT ECONOMICS?
If you are not supposed to take buggers from your nose why your fingers fits perfectly in your nostrils
If the enemy of my enemy is my friend is the friend of my friend my enemy?
if i spray conditioner in the air is it considered air conditioning?
If the battery is dead in the remote controller than why do we keep pressing the buttons harder?
In large urban environments Where do protestors get their rocks?
IF YOU WERE IN A CAR GOING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU TURNED ON THE HEADLIGHTS?
WITHOUT TEXT ONE IS MEANINGLESS
if woman got special day means the others 364 is for men?
IF u get offended when called black isn't it racism too?
What if Harry is actually a lizard?
if money is the root of all evil
who did let the dogs out
If dinosaurs are Dead Why do i think
If destroying a bible is bad am i not allowed to delete the bible app?
Jesus died for our sins If we don't sin
are mammoths called mammoths because they are big or does mammoth mean big because mammoths are big?
If I go to your time zone Does that make me a time traveler?
So teacher you tell me to be quiet by shouting at me
If yesterday was MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU dOES THAT MEAN TODAY IS RETURN OF THE 5TH?
If a kid naps during class Isn't that technically a school kidnapping?
If someone is not credible does it make him incredible?
Is this chat just dead Or does everybody have lives?
What if Nike Actually Got Better Servers
If an eel and an eagle robbed a bank wouldnt that be 'eel-eagle'?
if pg-13 material is censored why is it rated tv-14
If women are always right Than what if two women get in a fight
If a clown can't stop masturbating does he beat himself silly?
why do we wash our hands but wipe our butts?
if a person is against competition between the speed of automobiles is he a racist?
Is A mobile home witha flat tire a home?
you wouldn't steal a car why would you steal crimea?
If named april on April 1st
If gingers don't have souls Why is ron weasley afraid of dementors?
so what if im dead and ghost's are alive?
do we see different colors but we are just calling them the same?
What if car salesman are actually there to help you find the right car
if the federal government shuts down at midnight.. who will inspect my penis at the airport?
If you really have no enthusiasm for life why would you take a drug to restore your enthusiasm for life?
If snacking is unhealthy WHAT IS A HEALTHY SNACK?
If we can print 3-d guns now should we outlaw high capacity toner cartridges?
it took an asteroid to make me dead to the world it only took a keyboard for believer82.
if there is a shortage of new jobs
If someone discovered milk What was he doing with the cow?
is the opposite of giving a shit taking a shit?
What if aliens think that we are aliens
si j'ai raison et vous avez tort avez-vous tort de penser que j'ai raison ?
if pumpkin flavored coffee is so great then why don't they sell it all year?
if swearing is considered immature
if Women claim they dont like when men approach them then how do they expect to meet the right one?
if making guns illegal makes everyone safer why does the president need bodyguards?
If people taste like chicken are babies chicken nuggets?
You are actually Time-travelling by watching this picture at the speed of 1 second per second
If there's an infinite amount of universes wouldn't there be a universe that proves that there's no such thing as PARALLEL universes?
if a pedophile is a child rapist is a cynophile a dog rapist?
If a comedian is on a wheelchair Can that be called stand-up comedy?
If i tell you i'm lying How do you know i'm telling the truth?
What if i give up giving something up for lent
If a bLind person witnesses a crime Is he still an eye witness?
If dentist make their monet from unhealthy teeth why  should i trust a product 4/5 of them reccomend
What if a number is so infinite that it becomes equally negatively infinite?
if a picture is worth A THOUSAND WORDS WHAT VALUE IS THAT
IF YOU SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS WITH DRINKING
IF PROS ARE GOOD AND CONS ARE BAD ISN'T PROSTITUTION GOOD AND ARE CONSTITUTIONS BAD?
if it rains cats and dogs what does it hail?
Zombie bites human
if ur uncle jack helped u off an elephant wd u help ur uncle jack off an elephant?
if i'm a dinosaur why do i think in english?
if james bond has a license to kill why don't villains just take his wallet?
If total government control is safer why are prisons so dangerous
when olive oil is made out of olives then what is baby oil made of
if atlantis was under water how did they use the toilet?
What voice Do deaf people hear in their head?
‎Friends are like snowflakes. Once you pee on them
If you store a pokemon in the PC does it become a digimon?
if Everyone was a vegetariAn  we'd have tO compete with cows and Pigs for food
If a robot does 'The Robot' would it still be called' 'The Robot' or just dancing?
If two wrongs don't make a right Do two rights make a plane?
if he sees you when you're sleeping
Why do we call it Miss Universe when we exclude Non-earthlings?
If the end of the world is in 2012... Why are they showing movie trailers for 2013?
if a redhead works at a bakery are they the ginger bread man?
IF WATER IS SO PRECIOUS WHY DO WE SHIT IN IT
If fire fighters fight fire
If I discovered the purpose of existence & it was really silly would I still care about the purpose of existence?
If Pinocchio says that his nose will grow
November 7
There is A
this is what ive wanted us to do since the first freaking post
Is she pregnant? or just fat?
If eve doomed the human race for an apple what would she do for a klondike bar?
The first man that milked a cow...  WTF WAS HE TRYING TO DO?
What if oxygen makes our voice weird and helium makes it normal
are people that create memes lonely losers or geniuses ready to break out of their shell?
if we stand united against other people aren't we divided?
IF PRO IS GOOD AND CON IS BAD DOES THAT MAKE PROSTITUTION GOOD AND THE CONSTITUTION BAD?
So Now that the nfl refs are back there will never be a bad call ever again?
If lemonade is made of lemons
If all good things must come to an end
I have been told 'never date crazy.' COuld this be why no one will date me?
autistic artistic with a boston accent
why do they call it a cold when it makes your body temperature rise?
If you name a baby bass... is it okay to drop it?
If there is a living room does that mean there is a dead room?
Constitution says free speech still pay a phone bill
What do blind people experience when using psychedelics?
IS there a knowledge that nobody knows?
IF One Direction DoesN't Know They Are Gay... What does that make them?
If life is too short
if it's 'I think therefore I am' does that mean stupid people don't actually exist?
if tomatoes are a fruit then why do we never use them in fruit salad?
Why can't mini wheats be frosted on both sides?
If god does not like gays then why did he CREATE them?
If practice makes perfect but nobody's perfect  then why practice?
since the definition for the word 'gay' means happy is'nt all marriage gay marriage?
Chris bosh? My cousin
Should yolo for cats Be called yolnt
If marriage is about procreation why are sterile people allowed to marry?
How can deaf people tell the difference between a yawn and a scream?
if a man dies between the us and canada  what does his death certificate say?
If a microwave heats food Why don't we use a macrowave to freeze stuff?
If Bella likes Edward
If my pokemon is just fainted can't i use an awakening to wake it up?
if you are what you eat..... what happens when a cannibal eats a vegetarian?
if everybody was special except for one man wouldn't the one man be special because he is not special
If people with noses are nosy
if rush limbaugh wants to protect marriage and family values why does he have 4 ex wives and no children?
if free will is an illusion isn't saying 'free will is an illusion' just part of the illusion?
If we know what the speed of light is What is the speed of darkness?
If I go to the mall and take pictures of what i want is that Photo Shopping ???
If i was full of crap wouldn't that make me the Philocicraptor
if you are whAT YOU EAT ARE YOU ALWAYS A CANNIBAL?
if valve ruled the world would there be no world war 3?
If you are what you eat
if god made earth for us why is most of the world water
if Corporations are people because they're made up of people then people are water because they're made up of water. therefore
If you live everyday like it is your last  you will end up dying within the week
if something that everyone does is considered mainstream and everyone is alive then shouldn't Hipsters kill themselves
if albert EINSTEIN said 'smart people DON'T think alike'  would i be inclined to disagree
If obama is in the 1% Does that mean he's a job Creator?
When adults complain about our generation
If planned parenthood makes millions off of unwanted pregnancies why do millions trust them as their contraception provider?
If hoes demand attention and women demand respect why do you post this on facebook?
If a movie is in 3D How is there time?
If a frog dies
if peace sells then who's buying?
if he's been at it for years... why do we all suddenly care about kony?
If barbies so pretty and popular why do we have to buy her friends?
if people stops being idiots
IF EVERYONE IS A HIPSTER IS IT MAINSTREAM TO BE A HIPSTER?
Is being tired of the first world problem meme a first world problem?
if the human body is 98% water... are we 2% from drowning?
Titanic came out in 3D? perhaps they'll see the ice berg this time.
What religion is a praying mantis?
If captain marvel is in DC Why not call him Captain DC?
If god gives you the power do you truly achieve anything yourself?
WHAT IF THERE WERE NO hYPOTHETICAL SITUATIONS?
What language are deaf people using to think if they have had never heard any language in their life?
why put ketchup on a burger if tomatos are already on it?
how does newt gingrich fit his foot in his mouth when his head is up his ass?
if it's a 'universal' serial bus why does it not fit in UPSIDE DOWN?
If we are what we eat then why isn't EVERYONE a cannibal?
Is 'midget' short for 'little Person'?
What if good guy greg isn't such a good guy?
if someone has a non-existant friend
If we see only light what's behind light?
If humans count sheep to fall asleep do sheep count humans?
If we fail to fail Did we succeed?
If you put money under the pillow does the tooth fairy give you teeth?
What if this meme was not a meme
if i ironically dress like a hipster is it still ironic?
if greenland is icy and iceland is green why dont they switch names?
they don't think it be like it is but it do
If horoscopes are to be taken seriously Why are they in the comic section?
WHY DO YOU CALL THEM YOUR 'PRIVATES' wHEN YOU SHARE THEM OUT LIKE POPCORN?
dinosaurs are cool So Y are paleontologists nerds?
If 'everybody is special' doesn't it makes nobody special?
If designers aren't funny are they comic sans?
me wonder how that... nooooooo
If god struck down the tower of bable for trying to reach heaven then how come nasa hasent been smited?
what if  pedophiles set up a date with a 12 year old online who turned out to be another pedophile
If god wants me to beleive in him why did he make me an atheist?
what if freddie mercury was straight would the band be call king
Is the intent of clothing to  hide or reveal?
If you post a meme that you didn't write Does that still make you funny?
WHY DO YOU PARK IN A DRIVEWAY AND DRIVE THROUGH A PARKWAY
If all SI units base 10? why is time base 60-24-365?
if hell is supposed to be dark why is it full of fires?
are identical twins not bothered by each others farts?
What if the life we live is just a dream  and the dreams are the real life we live in
If reddit goes Black will it Go Back?
IF SOMEONE WOULD TELL YOU THAT THEY ARE PATHEOLOTICAL LIAR
Will vegetarians eat Carnivorous plants?
if i am a dinosaur shouldnt i be extinct?
Then Jesus said to them
If your only source of info is a 2000 year old text How would you know if god said anything new?
If they are called boxing rings why are they square?
IF VEGETARIANS LOVE ANIMALS SO MUCH THEN WHY DO THEY EAT ALL THEIR FOOD?
If people in australia are upside down does that mean people at  the equator are on their side?
If absence makes the heart grow fonder maybe that's why christians love god so much
what if the hokey pokey is not what its all about?
Am i super crazy or just the most sane?
What if i have a pocketful of sunshine But it isn't all mine?
if we are made of carbon atoms from dead stars Does that make us all billions of years old?
Would anything happen if Chuck norris took an arrow to the knee?
In Soviet russia could you beat chuck norris?
If Hogwarts's sewage drains into the lake was harry swimming in poo?
If tim tebow is thinking is he christian ponder?
Trolling or clueless? an endless debate
If teleport destroys the old you and makes a new you is the new you a virgin?
What if god doesn't exist And person who created him is best troll ever?
if i post about my life and people laugh at it does this mean my life is just a joke?
WHY IS IT AN CALLED AN EXPERT WHAT IS A PERT? AND IF YOU'RE SO GOOD AT IT
I'm Sexy But do i know it?
If God created the world
Does the market for front bicycle tires exist solely of those who have had their front tires stolen?
If a zombie has sex with another zombie
If i was at tommorowland yesterday does that mean that  i was there today
If god proves no evolution Why do we have a tailbone?
IF YOU AREN'T ALLOWED TO DRINK AND DRIVE THEN WHY ARE THERE PARKING LOTS AT BARS?
if china is communist do their planes have first class?
If you drive a racecar backwards are you going foward?
If actions speak louder than words why can't I hear mimes?
If the terrorists hate us for our freedoms will giving up liberty for security make them like us more?
Do birds in the southern hemisphere fly north for the winter?
If your brother is from another mother would your bro be from another hoe?
HaTING MEMES HAS BECOME A MEME ITSELF
Why does something good inspire AWE
Who is the master The man who is out walking the dog or the dog who demands it?
if the universe wanted me to pass my finals why did it create the internet?
What if kepler 22-b is a parallel World?
how can we be  so sure You and I both see the same color?
If a cyclops wears glasses would you call him 2 eyes
If Regular water becomes holy water after a blessing If i bless my dump did i just take a holy shit?
Can a Mute person Burp?
If a urinalysis studies urine and a fecalysis studies feces what's an analysis?
If you freeze your semen and have a sex change could you get yourself pregnant?
If atlantis is a hiden city how do we know about it?
if you have a fear of fears do you have a fear of your fear of fears?
IF NOTHING IS AS GAY AS TWILLIGHT How can justin bieber be ?
what if we are actually alone and friends are just figments of our imagination?
IF we eat chicken what do people in pokemon eat ?
If trolls are haters are people who hate trolls trolls whom troll trolls?
If god is love and love is blind is god blind?
If dinosaurs were extinct 65 million years ago why am i still here?
if someone asked if a person was chuck testa & it wasn't what would you say?
If a woman is crushed by a tree in a Forest... What is a forest doing in the kitchen
If u work at a sex shop is it still nsfw?
if you're photogenic does that mean you're ugly in person?
if tomato is a fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
is it a repost if you keep saying 'repost'?
If 6 plugs is a fire hazard then why are there 6 outlets?
ISN'T ONLY SITHS DEAL IN ABSOLUTES AN ABSOLUTE?
Do hipsters always burn their mouths because they eat hot soup before it's cool?
If vegetarian diet is so good why do they fatten pigs and cows with grain?
why do they call them ' polar bears '  if they only live on one pole.
if one hates haters does that make them haters too?
IF there is such thing as a herpetology Is there such thing as a derpetology?
DOES ROCK ROCK BECAUSE IT'S ROCK?
never stop drinking THAT WAY YOU wON'T GET A HANGOVER
not sure why we say what we don't mean and mean what we don't say
if you have moves like jagger does that also make you 68 and coked out like jagger?
WHY DOES HARD FOOD GO SOFT WHEN LEFT OUT... ...BUT SOFT FOOD GOES HARD?
If a rolling rock gathers no moss is kate moss safe from landslides?
if teacher says finish your homework do i have to do a fatality
if Your words are awesomely untranslatable How are you telling me about them?
Is the cake really a lie?
Roses are red what about the white ones?
Has anyone ever looked up a funny commercial on Youtube but Was forced to watch it first?
faps in shower dirty or clean?
if memes make it to real life does it become the outernet?
he is in shape.. round is a shape...right?
if time only existed when god created the universe what was he doing before that?
IF WATER BOTTLE IS NOT FILLED IS IT half empty or half full
if a lot of people are hipsters then is it being a hipster being mainstream?
if he's in the city of blinding lights how does he know she looks beatiful?
maybe dinosaurs were made up by the cia to discourage time travel?
People say that raindrops are God's tears falling down what could meteors be then? god's spicy chili meatballs?
Why is the devil evil if he punishes the bad
IF SOMEONE HAS A DIRTY MIND sHOULD YOU BRAINWASH THEM?
What if the hokey pokey is what it's all about?
If there is a Dpt. of homeland security why do we need a dpt. of defense
why call it oktoberfest if it's not in october
pedophiles have sex with kids... do bibliophiles have sex with books?
WHY LEARN WHENYOU CAN COPY AND PASTE
If mac is  so Great? Why only 4% of totAl Computer Users USE IT?
i f a woman trips over a tree in the forest what is a forest doing in the kitchen?
Do sluts call their private parts public parts
if you 'could care less' Why wouldn't you?
My head is a dinosaur your arguement is invalid.
religion isn't the opiate of the masses
seriously tho does anyone really know how many licks it takes?
If we can only talk with all caps
If this statement is wrong
how did seven eat nine?
Being a hipster
if everyone evolved from black people does that mean racists hate themselves?
If I am extinct... How can I say this?
IF VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE ANSWER THEN WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO THE QUESTION: WHAT'S NEVER THE ANSWER?
what if lemonade was  actually made from oranges
if you're always doing something like existing
If you are what you eat Then aren't cannibals the only real humans?
The penalty for life is death
wHAT IF HOBBY LOBBY WANTS WOMEN TO HAVE MORE BABIES sO THEY HAVE MORE REASONS TO SCRAPBOOK...
If MINERAL water has trickled the MOUNTAINs for CENTURIES    why does it go out of date next year?
if we're made up of 70% water do we get wrinkles because we're slowly evaporating?
if pro is the opposite of con... then what is the opposite of progress? REgress
one does  not SIMPLY  use the wrong meme.
If you lip sync Milli Vanilli Are you actually singing the song?
What does the word 'Doritos' mean In Spanish?
What if Everything are smaller but not smallest
if Beautification makes a man gay Does being raunchy make a man STRAIGHT?
Why do we park in a driveway and drive on a parkway
if a man is bald does he use soap or conditioner?
If chuck norris punched himself in the face would it hurt him?
DO YOU EAT COFFEE AND DONUTS? OR DO YOU DRINK COFFEE AND DONUTS?
if deaf people cant hear a thing what language do their thoughts speak in
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
If 'A Christmas Story' is a story about christmas
if they think both genders are equal Then why do women need more rights than men to be equal?
If magic doesn`t exist then where did the word 'magic' came from?
If Energy can be neither created nor destroyed HOW IS BIG BANG POSSIBLE?
if pre-naplex is minimum competency exam and i fail am i maximally incompetent?
does having 'swag' make you a piece of shit or do you have to be a piece of shit to have 'swag'?
if laptops are called laptop then why are they bad for laps?
How can I hate Big data and love it at the same time?
WHY DO THEY CALL IT BUILDING  IF ITS ALREADY BUILT
So Dora the explorer is a bilingual child but she can't find a monkey behind her.
if you eat toilet paper do you have to wipe after you crap?
Why do we have runny noses and smelly feet?
IF THE LEFT HAND IS THE HAND OF THE DEVIL WHY WE PUT THE WEDDING RING ON IT?
if you need to have sex to get an sti how did the first person get infected?
If the point of eating is to sustain life why do death row inmates get a final meal?
If censorship continually increases eventeually the bleep will have to be censored
If you make a joke so lame
If humans have sex with other humans
If bacon is bacon
if disney buys out the star wars series
If 2 heads are beTter than one Than wouldn't man win by default
if i take your money its theft if POLITICIANS take your money its taxes
Wonder if after a cure for aids is found they'll make a cure for fear
No wonder the T-rex was always angry How could it masturbate with its hands...?
If 'the big bang theory'' was combined with 'how i met your mother'  would it be named 'How i bang your big MOTHER'???
I wonder Why it's called highrock? Did a breton smoke on top of that mountain with his buddies?
If you have 2 middle names do you not have a middle name at all?
IS THE WORLD GETTING DUMBER OR ARE YOU JUST GETTING OLDER
if you eat the body and blood of christ at communion isn't that cannibalism?
Are black guys who act white also wiggers?
if someone says 'A Penny for your thoughts' and you put your 2 Cents in Where does the other penny go???
why is it okay to kill your fetus but it's not okay for your fetus to kill itself when it grows up?
if you think about it
If you watch an apple store get robbed are you an IWitness?
if your enemy is friends with your friend's friends does that make you your own enemy?
If I were to purposefully fail epiclly Would that make it an epic win?
If failing to prepare is preparing to fail then is failing to fail preparing to prepare?
if you have three macbooks... is this called apple trilogy?
if slenderman has no mouth is that why he's so slender?
What if .. Oscar the grouch is really a  washed up Dalek?
if the bell rings for all who believe then do deaf people ever believe in santa?
what if I was bad all year but wanted coal for Christmas?
If its the land of the free and the home of the brave.. why do i get thrown in jail for having the courage to protest publicly?
If you went to the very Center of the earth WHich way would you fall?
if we die we go to heaven but what if we die in heaven?
If god can do everything Can he create a stone so heavy that even he can't lift it?
They thought my vision was based on movement they were yummy
IF TWO WRONGS DON'T MAKE A RIGHT WHY DO TWO NEGATIVES EQUAL A POSITIVE
What happens when you recycle the recycle bin?
If a Picture's worth a thousand words How many words is a picture of two tousand words worth?
in this wizard of oz
If shit's about to go down how does shit hit the fan?
IF PRO IS THE OPPOSITE OF CON
If an Asian has blonde hair Is He/She considered dumb or smart
if god is my witness can i call him to the stand?
if men wakes up with morning wood do women wake up with morning dew?
What if your wish was for your wish not to come true
if internal is the opposite of external then why isn't excrement the opposite of increment?
How do you describe Color
If a vegetarian only eats vegetables What does a humanitarian eat?
If the homework is so important why isn't it done in class?
Since the U.s. is a first world country shouldn't all problems there be first world problems
do canadians ever find an american coin in their change?
I wonder did i ever exist?
if nappa is a saiyan what happens when he turns super saiyan
if practice makes perfect
if anything claimed to be the result of human nature is actually just a social construct does that suggest that it is human nature to devise social constructs? or are social constructs social constructs?
if the egg came first does that mean god is a giant chicken?
if the people voted for it
If i am you then what i see is me?
if i take rsgp bribes will i get caught? no. i'll just delete the trade logs
HOW MUCH DUB COULD A DUBSTEP DUB IF A DUBSTEP COULD STEP DUB
If a fan killed John Lennon where the f*** is justin bieber&#180;s fans?!
is Expired poison more poisonous
IF LIFE STARTS AT CONCEPTION SHOULDN'T WE BE LEGAL DRINKERS AT 20 AND 3 MONTHS?
If a number 2 pencil is the most commonly used then why is it still number 2?
If I have the most likes on meme generator why am i only the third character shown on the God tier?
If a country celebrates independence Does the other mourn liberating it?
if forever alone is that famous how come he's lonely?
If the plural for goose
If shit just got real
THE POINT OF SMOKING POT IS TO GET HIGH SO WHY WHEN I ACT HIGH I GET TOLD I'M A ROOKIE?
if you like a sad status on facebook are you showing support
IF you are what you eat Shouldn't fast food make you faster?
If god created everything does that mean everything is SUPERNatural?
If a person is born blind how does he see dreams?
why give illegal immigrants amnesty in an election year if they're not supposed to vote?
What if girls were like locked doors in skyrim? And they told you how difficult it would be to get inside them before you wasted your time?
why are they called one direction if they go both ways?
Is my eyesight getting worse or am i becoming a better baseball ref?
if i buy a toy in china does it say 'made here'?
IF you attempt suicide and fail Do you get arrested for attempted murder?
if someone butt dials you is that a booty call?
is it Joffrey Baratheon or Joffrey Lannister?
If you hated hipters before it was cool to hate hipsters does that make you a hipster?
if he who drinks alcohol is an alcoholic he who drinks fanta is fantastic?
If apple users are supposed to think different Why do they all own the same stuff?
If a plumber's business can go down the drain can a hooker get laid off?
Why is an orange named after its color but a lemon is not?
If electricity comes from electrons Does mortality come from morons?
If she doesn't know she's beautiful and that's what makes her beautiful. Would informing her make her ugly?
What if when you have a wet dream IT's an invisible girl wanking you?
african or european swallow?
HOW DO THEY NOW THAT THERE ARE NO TWO SIMILAR SNOWFLAKES IF NOBODY HAS SEEN ALL?
If male peacocks are peacocks are female's peavaginas?
if two sets of identical twins get married and have kids... will their children look the same?
Hipstersaurus Died Roaming the Earth...          Before it was cool
so If someone's called void can he use checks?
Maybe we all mad
Why do People want to be like a boss ...When they can be the boss?
if a cannibal eats a man in a vegetable state does that make him a vegetarian?
why am i modeled after deinonychus and not a velociraptor?
if the body is mostly water
What if Jesus was god's attempt at giving us superpowers And we killed him
IF god made me then...  Why did he make me atheist?
IF PASSOVER IS ABOUT THE ANGEL OF DEATH KILLING ALL OF EGYPT'S FIRSTBORN
iF AN UNDEAD DIES... THEN WHAT IS IT CALLED?
why doesent tarzan have a beard?
Am I a meme?
IS A PERSONAL COMPUTER STILL A PERSONAL COMPUTER WHEN ITS USER HAS NO PERSONALITY?
Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways?
if a dragon eats extra spicy food does it spew fire from both ends?
IF THE DEVIL PUNISHES ONLY BAD PEOPLE DOESN'T THAT MAKES HIM GOOD
If it's dark for 6 months of the year in norway is every hour of the day pm?
If cracker is a racist term for white people Is whippersnapper as well?
if asians put camera in car does it protect them or other drivers?
does a roman consider a movie for 30 year olds triple x?
if you don't accept the truth
if a vegetarian eats only vegetables what does a humanatarian eat?
if money doesnt grow on trees then y do banks have branches?
If I put a Leash on myself? Am I my own Pet?
Do Jedi use magic Or do wizards use the Force?
if it's hot in hell... is it cold in heaven?
Not sure if guidance couselors hate us or just don't realize they are ruining our futures
what if you died on april fool's day
if the world in minecraft is infinite how does the sun and the moon rotate around it?
If people ar 80% water
Women contain eggs and milk How can they ever be hungry?
why does the willy wonka meme face both directions?
How can women be bad drivers if we never let them out of the kitchen?
If the real slim shady stands up is he really the real slim shady
If we Supposedly invaded iraq for oil Why are gas prices so high?
How can people who get strUck with 30
IF TrENDING AND VOTE PAGE ARE GONE WILL ANYBODY DISCOVER MY Posts?
If camera lenses are round whyy are photos rectangular?
Why when jesus encouraged people to become jewish
If the police arrest a mute person
If aborted babies go to heaven... is there any better gift to give your child?
If i backwash into a listerine bottle is it still safe to use?
why is iceland full of greenery when greenland is full of ice?
if humans are at the top of the food chain why are we scared of getting eaten by lions?
IF DINOSAURS WERE EXTINCT MANY YEARS AGO WHAT AM I?
how does spider-man change his clothes... in like
if abortion is murder is masturbation genocide?
if we call british brits why can't we call pakistanis pakis?
IF GOD CRIES TO GIVE US RAIN WHAT DOES GOD DO TO GIVE US SNOW?
What if we don't actually exist
IF someone is sued after death does that mean its over their dead body?
Why are pizza boxes square? AND NOT ROUND?
opposite day or not opposite day?
what if gay people aren't gay but they are just vaginosceptical
If i were to ask out a girl on feb29 would we only celebrate our ANNIVERSARY every four years?
Was the pickle the first thing to be pickled?
if i'm lying right now does that mean i'm telling the truth?
if tucking in our shirt makes us look better why dont we tuck in our pants too?
If a pianist is a person who plays piano what is a race car driver?
if christians are supposed to forgive their enemies why don't they forgive satan?
If someone drives across town to commit suicide do they wear their seatbelt on the way there?
What do Boogers smell like?
are you forever alone because you make memes or you make memes because you are forever alone?
if hitler was named 'macarena' instead of hitler would the nazis have said 'heil macarena'?
If a gay man goes into a coma would he be a fruit or a vegetable?
wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?
how can i ask questions if i am dead?
Isn't complaining about how Someone is passive Aggressive without saying who you are talking about Just you being passive aggressive?
If you're a Na'vi from avatar Do you have permanent blueballs?
WHAT IF ALL ANIMALS ARE DOMESTICATED AND THEY'RE TRAINING US?
What if These aren't hypothetical Questions?
what if it became mainstream to be hipster would it then be hipster to be mainstream?
If life is unfair to everyone doesn't it mean life is fair? -km
Why are Right Wing Christians against socialism if christianity promotes socialism?
do satanists say go to heaven?
Two heads are better than one isn't that sexist?
iF THE CANDIDATE THAT CAN BEAT OBAMA IS EXACTLY LIKE OBAMA tHEN WHY VOTE?
what happens when being a hipster becomes mainstream?
If you fly a plane Then do you swim a boat?
Capitalism 'leads to' monopoly so we need state monopoly to regulate it?
If you can't catch others trainers pokmon how are you gonna catch &#180;em all?
when some has an imaginary friend their consider crazy but when everyone has the same imaginary friend it's consider a religion?
WHAT COLOR WOULD A SPACE CHAMELeON TURN?
if the plural of tooth is teeth than shouldn't the plural of phonebooth be phone beeth
if it's rhetorical is it really a question?
If a man goes to the doctor to become a woman does that make the doctor a womanizer?
what if clothes never existed
Why do they make scented Toilet Paper?
What if conspiracy theorists... ... Are trying to take over the world?
IF A MUSLIM WOMAN IS BALD DOES SHE HAVE TO WEAR A Headscarf?
If the name  is blackboard why is green?
WHAT IF ALL  THAT EXISTS IS A COLOSSAL MULTISIDED PRISM WHICH IS COMPRISED OF EVERY CONCEPT
If abortion is murder... ...masturbation would be carnage?
If human's get plastic surgery Do lego's Get Flesh surgery
if you need to separate white from colored doesn't that make washing machine racist?
If you're perfect just  the way you are
what if angels are aliens and all that was said to us is a lie
if the batman sign attracts batman does a pizza sign attract pizza?
what if we haven't gotten visitors from the future because we have no future
if it's jesus' birthday why do we get all the presents?
I tried to come up with a pun about a famous german philosopher... But i kant.
Why take a crap
If Loose lips sink ships... why do loose stools float?
if you look into the future  will that affect your future
IF saturday and sunday IS the weekend are MONDAY and TUEsday THE WEEKSTART
How can Party Rock be in the house if everybody's outside?
if the EARTH SPINS AT 1000MPH... AND IT SUDDENLY STOPPED SPINNING WOULD EVERYONE BE INSTANTLY SENT FLYING AT 1000MPH?
If soap drops on the floor Is the soap dirty
If cows only eat grass and drink water How come they give milk and not green tea?
Isn't the long raptor claw
if  people sneeze because their nose lining is iritated why do we sneeze through our mouth?
If you can't think straight Does that make you homosexual?
If it's better to have a cupthat;s half full than half empty why is 50% a bad grade
Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear
in 2050 what will we call new age music ?!
If cussing is immature why is it considered an adult language
what happens if you fight a ditto with a ditto?
If arrows hurt why does every meme take one in the knee
if i choose not to decide i still have made a choice
do bald people wash their heads with soap or shampoo?
what will you do if i tell you TO DON'T LIKE THIS POST but you actually like it?
If lemon juice preserves food why do lemons rot?
If dried mangoes get wet will they be normal mangoes again?
if a spelling is wrong in the dictionary how would you know it's wrong?
You put fingers in your mouth if u cant eructate... what if u can't shit?
If superman was born on the planet krypton
If Marting Luther was a king Why was he treated with such inequality?
what if air is actually poisonous but just takes about 80 years to kill us
If con is the opposite of pro... does that mean the congress is the opposite of progress?
if pinochio's nose grows when he lies what happens if he says 'my nose is going to grow'
If it takes time to process time Are we all livng in the past?
if you make grilled cheese with american cheese does that mean all grilled cheese is free?
what happens if pinocchio says 'this sentence is a lie'
Think about how stupid the average person is and Realize that half of them are stupider than that
If a locker slams and no one is there to hear it WHO SLAMMED THE LOCKER?
Only ten people around the world understood Einstein.  If nobody understands me
Why Can't One Simply Fly on giant Eagles into mordor?
IF IN USA THE MEME IS 'ME GUSTA' THEN IN SPAIN IT IS 'II LIKE IT'?
if betta fish are aggressive and territorial why aren't they called alpha fish?
42... apparently it means something
can one simply walk into mordor?
If you expect the unexpected does that make the unexpected become the expected
If someone does Something behind your back wouldn't that be right in front of you?
If it's the land of the free what land do the prisons belong to?
In a parallel dimension do parallel lines meet?
How will the meek inherit the earth if only the strong survive
If a COUGAR is an older women who likes young boys
What is love? o yeah
if have sex with a zombie is it still necrophilia?
WHy is every hot older woman considered to be a milf If we dont now if shes really a mother?
Whether You Think You Can or Can't
If 666 is the devil's number is -666 jesus' number?
If you have a white baby what happens if you name it tyrone
If I try to commit suicide and survive.. AM I guilty of attempted murder?
HOw Can one 'distort' faith If by it's own definition you're allowed to believe whatever the hell you want?
if dinosaurs couldn't think or talk english why do i do it ?
in a pig family who brings home the bacon?
if there are 2 candy bars in one take 5 Shouldn't it be called a take 10?
can blind people see while they are dreaming?
if pinocchio says his nose will grow will it grow or not?
Ignorance is bliss & knowledge is power so should we worry when people in charge look happy?
If I was a gardener in red light district would finding my ho's be easy?
if parents want us to have a lot of greens then why cant we smoke weed?
If racists hates darkskinned people Then why do many of them spend so much time on getting a tan?
iF Jesus was the only way to god Did god send everyone before jesus to hell?
if your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard can you bring it to our yardsale?
if chocolate can kill dogs then doesnt vanilla make them immortal?
But where are the batteries?
How does one make 'grilled' cheese by 'toasting?'
If i get a handjob from my clone Is it gay or masturbation?
If money is time this is an atm a time machine?
how do they get the deer... to cross at the yellow signs?
If guns don't kill people
if an underage gets pregnant is she a milf?
If i expect the unexpeted does the expected become the unexpected?
If good guy greg competed in a contest to help the most people in one day... Would he let the other competetor win if they were near losing and stop helping people?
IF hot means attractive does 'cool' mean ugly?
If your birthday is on 9/11 Do you smile?
IF a dollar is all aloe blacc needs
If hitler is the worst villain ever Is he the greatest hero for killing himself?
if latin is dead language does that mean zombies speak latin
if you fail to pay an exorcist do you get reposessed?
When blue cheese goes bad Does it stop being moldy?
IF I ASKED YOU TO HAVE SEX WITH ME would the answer to that question be the same answer to this question ?
If the grass is greener on the other side then is the grass on the other other side greener then that?
Since when do spiders have such great SENSES... when i step on one it doesn't dodge my foot
Michele Bachmann doesn't believe that Gays should marry Yet She marries  Marcus Bachmann?
Relativism: The belief that truth is not absolute but varies from culture to culture or from person to person... whilst maintaining that Relativism is true for all cultures and all people.
what happen if i put an implosion bomb into an explosion bomb
Scabbical? ....Or Nothing?
If you went back in time and killed yourself would that be Suicide or murder?
If you are what you eat
If Forever alone hosts a party is it a home alone party?
If promiscuity among adults is linked to them being molested as children how do you explain promiscuity among children?
the kitten is both alive and eaten untill the quantum trigger is observed
if good guy greg is good why is he smoking?
if obama visited the border would he apologize for being in the illegal alien's way?
if you get struck by lighting are you lucky or unlucky?
if i had a wooden eye
if our knees bent the other way what would chairs look like?
How can the agents of s.h.i.e.l.d. series continue when Captain america just finished it off?
if new zealand is new zealand where is the old zealand?
If we are giving freedom to iraq and afghanistan Then arn't terrorists bringing freedom to us
you humans think hemoroids are bad...  ....try asteroids!
if lip gloss was never ment to be eaten then why flavor it?
If foetuses are 'unborn children' does that make corpses 'undead senior citizens'?
if columbia wins the world cup is cocaine going to be cheaper?
If black people in america are called african americans wouldn't black people in africa be called african africans?
What if hardflip... is actually easy?
If a man is talking in the forest and there is no woman to hear him
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
If a fart is the scream of a trapped turd what's a burp?
IF education solves poverty should everyone stay in school forever?
why are black only associations allowed  and white only ones not allowed
How can blood be in us to give? If it's in us to live?
You say noah put two of my kind on his ark? You ever see jurassic park?
if walking outside gets your feet dirty does that mean it gets the ground clean?
if creationism is 'ken ham's theory'
if i bring my child to work tomorrow will everyone just act like it's normal?
so...science is like... the forbidden fruit of the tree of knowledge?
if a word is misspelled in the dictionary how would we ever know
If you are 11 years old and in love with a person your age  does that make you a pedophile?
If vegetarians can't eat anything to do with animals can they eat animal crackers?
if english is a confusing language why do we speak it so well?
If france had a civil war which side would surrender first?
IF A STRIPPERS NAME IS DELICIOUS DOES THAT MAKE THEIR BOOTY NUTRITIOUS?
if you swallow laxative gum does it help you to pass itself?
if we all hate the government why are we still paying them?
If when you die it was god calling you home and part of the plan Does that mean serial killers are working directly for god?
if girls go see gynecologists does this mean guys go see girlnecologists?
Why does it get so many likes? So when people put text in the wrong box
if liking your own post is like 'licking your own private part' then isnt liking other posts is like 'licking another person private part'
do community service everyday till you find a job too busy doing community service everyday to look for a job
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU TYPE IN GOOGLE DO A BARREL ROLL
If god made everything God wanted gay people to exist
If god sends satan to test the faith of his children  why is he called the bad guy everytime?
ON NEW YEAR
if history repeats itself is world war 3 in 2014?
If memes are carried in the blood Why doesn't your mom understand them ?
So the US goverment shutdown who is now watching us?
If the fire-fighter fights fire
if two women are in a relationship are there twice as many sandwiches as there would normally be?
If the government is bankrupt Why does it keep spending on military bases in 175 countries?
If military is biggest spending item Why not cut all overseas military and move all troops home?
If large-breasted girls work at hooters Do one-legged girls work at ihop?
If one was to violently shake a cow... will it produce natural milkshake?
if steriods are illegal for athlets shouldn't photoshop be illegal for models?
If Pluto and gooFy are dogs Why goofy can speak and Pluto Can not
IF 4 OUT OF 5 PEOPLE sUFFER from Diarrhea Does THat mEAN 1 ENJOYS IT?
IF EXPRESSIONS BECOME CLICHES
do people with bad memory  think they have a good memory because they dont remember that they dont remember?
if 2 shemales have sex
If the beach has no population does that mean the coast is clear?
what if other galaxies we see are all just parallel universes?
why is it CALLED MADAGASCAR 3 IF IT TAKES PLACE IN EUROPE?
if you fill a medicine commercial with reasons not to use it doesn't that make people not want to use it?
If U.s. Treasuries are risk-free Then why are there treasury credit default swaps with a non-zero spread?
can you die  in a living room?
cAN i BE THE FANCY?? hHMMM... yES
IF JIMMY CRACKED CORN
What if there was a silence in every episode of doctor who and we just forgot them
What if pokemon can understand english  but can only say the last thing they said
if knowledge is power does absolute knowledge corrupt absolutly?
If i drink hot snow coffee Will it still freeze my intestines?
IF I WENT to the past and shot my grandfather i wouldn't be there to shoot him in the first place?
If a stripper goes in for an interview... Do they dress up or dress down?
if adults want kids to respect them then why are they so mean to kids on the internet?
If someone admits to being a hypocrite
if He-man is the master of the universe
if a juggalo makes up with their friend would they be burying the hatchet ?
Gay Marriage Now legal in the uk? Who makes the sandwiches?
if a group of epileptics get together in NYC would that be considered a harlem shake?
if msnbc is more 'fair and balanced' than fox then why does fox hire more people with opposing political opinions?
If hand wash is suppose to kill 99.9% of bacteria  What happens if I use it twice?
what if fog is caused by the matrix rendering the next environment?
waht if the temperature outside is 0&#176; and the weather man says that tomorrow will be 2 times colder?
If money talks and the first amendment protects freedom of speech... ...does that make taxation a violation of the first amendment?
What kind of animals would a zoo in Africa have? Animals that we think are normal like cats
If god made the moon to cause the tides and to light up the night for us then who are jupiter's 67 moons for?
Why is it called taking a dump When you're really leaving it?
Is the opposite of this that?
what if the meaning of life was to wonder what the meaning of life was
what if creepers weren't a coding error and markus is just a douche.
If i'm as strong as an ant 'this' big Does that mean i am real super sand!?
If a friend is choking on ice would just be patient be the best advice?
If the customer is always right then what if they say everything is free?
If to sounds like too and do sounds like doo Shouldn't go sound like goo and so like soo?
if the ravens make the superbowl Does edgar allen poe smoke it?
If an american talks do the english think they have an accent?
why is it called the common cold if it'salways a different VIRUS each time
If I try to lose the game and succeed do I win the game?
If you shit on soap is the soap dirty or is the shit clean?
if a conservative makes a good point
if god was a woman would we all be sandwiches
is a fly without wings called a walk?
if vegetarians go on a diet does this mean they eat meat instead of vegetables
If corporations Are people Why don't they pay federal income tax?
ARE ORANGES CALLED ORANGES BECAUSE THEY ARE ORANGE OR IS ORANGE CALLED ORANGE BECAUSE  ORANGES ARE ORANGE ?
If I can't Resist booty Does that make me a 'Crack Addict'?
Will there be a baby boom From People screwing BefoRe the 'world ended?'
If ignorance is bliss Why is there not more happy people?
If Tim tebow has a thought is that a christian ponder?
If you kill all the extremists wouldn't that make You an extremist aswell?
what if the mayan propecy was just about gangamstyle reaching 1 billion views?
how can hip hop be dead if wu-tang is forever?
If there was a decepticon inside a decepticon would it be called an incepticon?
How hard does a bed have to be Before it's considered a table?
I think that rinhos are fat unicorns
why is a delivery by car called 'shipment'? and a delivery by ship called 'cargo'?
if you're pro-life
If we say 'good afternoon' after it is noon
If air is free how does one explain potato chips?
What if I stop wondering
That moment when you're thinking about something and you have to stop and think how did you start thiinking about it begin with
if you're right about being wrong are you right or wrong?
if pig's child is piglet then bull's child is bullet?
is tomatoes are really fruit  doesn't that make tomato ketchup a smoothie
if i Up-GRADE to windows 8 will my computer be touchscreen
if 2 negatives make a positive then shouldn't two math failures make one math pass?
what if the economy IS THE TOILET?
If God Can Do Anything
If playing bass makes me a bassist Does racing horses make me a racist?
i think i am therefore i am ...i think
If being a hipster becomes mainstream what are hipsters?
if you travel faster than the speed of light and hold up a mirror would you see your reflection?
If everybody lies then what is the truth?
what does slendy do behind your back?
IF A BEEFBURGER IS MADE OF BEEF WHY IS A HAMBURGER NOT HAM?
What if you drop your glasses and you cant find them.. because you dont have your glasses
If someone says that a joke was a joke Did he mean he was serious?
if we spring forward 1 hour in the spring
If i order bubble wrap will it be wrapped in bubble wrap?
If a hot potato is cold then do you give it a blanket?
if there is a paper jam is there a paper peanut butter?
Do overweight people interfere with earth gravitational pull?
are we human or are we dancers?
Would my milkshakes still bring all the boys to the yard if they were lactose-intolerant?
Apple sells more mobile Devices than anybody... but has no mobile site.
if mitt romney is running for president does that make the myan calandar true
are garbage bags recyclable?
Is the opposite of progress congress?
MEn ALSO HAVE EMOTIONS For example they can feel hungry
If you're a gay lezbian does that mean you're straight?
If you asked me a rhetorical question
What if egyptian cat hieroglyphics were their version of youtube
What's the color... of a miror?
if being hipster isn't mainstream why is there so many of them?
when you type hahahaha why aren't you laughing?
if You are only what you are when no one is looking i must be a real jerk-off
if teachers know so much about what they teach why are they teaching for living
Punk rock is dead
Did lil wayne make people retarded or is he retarded to cater to everyone's needs?
ENOUGH!!!
If a pair of boobs are considered a rack Wouldn't racking your balls be a good thing?
can pregnancy  be considered a sexually transimitted desease?
are words communicating? or just mind prisons?
if octo means eight then why isnt october the 8th month?
if vampires drink blood? do they drink periods?
if men find girly girls attractive and women find manly men attractive does that mean men like girly things and women like manly things ?
if 'dollar' begins with a 'd' why does its symbol look like an an 's'?
If i download a movie in jamaica Does that mean im a pirate of the caribbean[from fb]
why do women get their hair cut short then use EXTENSIONS to make it look longer
is the hokey pokey really what it's all about?
people say that a good laugh makes you live longer but time also passes faster when you're Having fun
use the wrong meme? challenge accepted
how much ground could a groundhog grind if a groundhog could grind ground?
If its called mortal kombat... why are gods fighting in it?
if boggart truns into victims worst fear then what if victims worst fear is a boggart?
what's the opposite of giving a shit taking a shit?
If santa makes toys  then why does made  in china
what if black people and rednecks don't get along because they don't want to share the fat white girls
if guys get morning wood does that mean girls get morning dew?
What if i go back in time & kill myself  then i was never born then how would i kill myself DAmn time travel is complicated
smoke kills so barbecues are weapons of mass destruction?
if the older gen. criticize the youth who is the one that raised the youth?
If chick-fil-a is anti-gay for supporting christian beliefs are those who oppose chick-fil-a anti-christian?
If the final is the last test then wasn't our last test the final?
what if a doctor eats an apple a day?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why are cash notes made out of paper?
When you write 'Sorry for the long post' Doesn't it make your post even longer than without?
if a single man lives alone who makes him his sandwiches
If a person with leprosy gets thrown in jail  does that make them a leprechaun?
What if I told you that Punk bands that stray from their roots are just getting better at their instruments?
If people say tuna fish why dont they say eagle bird?
If you are a UFC fighter
WHEN donkey drank the 'happily ever after' potion and turned into a horse DID dragon turn into a pegasus?
IF DONS MOM CAUGHT HIM FAPPING  WOULD HE LOOK HER IN THE EYE AND FINISH ?
Are unanswered prayers just spam in gods inbox?
If one consumes both pasta and anti-pasta
If '42' is the meaning of life
Can any witch or wizard kill everyone simply by saying 'Accio Sun'
does macgyver yell at the tv when he watches burn notice?
if it is only constitutional as a tax but
If I see magic mike does that mean i have to turn in my man card?
if a picture is worth 1000 words
if snow white died and rose from the dead then why isnt there is a religion after her?
if doughnuts have holes is there such a thing as a whole doughnut
if you're doing nothing aren't you doing something?
if a single teacher can't teach us all the subjects
What if our dreams actually shows things that happens to us in a alternative universe?
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT BUT WHEN NO ONE'S PERFECT
if i buy skin tight jeans a couple of sizes too big are they still skin tight jeans?
Why is the story called ugly duckling When thre's only an ugly swanling?
does yolo apply to zombies?
if god knew adam and eve were going to sin why did he create them in the first place?
when toll booth workers drive to work where do they park their cars?
If the  Socially Awkward Penguin is a meme Is he really socially awkward?
Why do non-native english speakers apologize for their poor english while ppl hoo tipe lyk ths get mad when you correct them?
IF X-MEN III WAS THEIR 'LAST STAND' why did most of them survive unharmed?
doesn't eat meat because it kills animals but broccoli dies when harvested?
If amon gangs up on benders because they're bullies doesn't that make him a hypocrite
I wonder if guide dogs ever get bored and just lead their owners into pools and shit
if i saw an apple store getting robbed would i be an iwitness?
IF THE SCHOOL EXPELL SOMEONE FOR SHARING THEIR THOUGHTS DOES THAT MAKE THEM COMMUNISTS ?
IF THE SUN IS YELLOW AND THE SKY IS BLUE WHY ARE SUNSETS RED?
IF WE stoped talking from now WILL OUR TONGUE GET SMALLER SINCE ITS A MUSCLE?
Do prison buses... ...have emergency exits?
if milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard what do smoothies bring me?
If two friends merry each other's mum which one is the son and which one is the son?
if i think my wife is cute when she's angry why is it not okay for me to make her angry?
if you make fun of someone behind their back
If Deadmau5 is canadian Shouldn't His name be Deadmoo5e?
if lebron james is the king
if us citizens are 8x more likely to be killed by a police officer than a terrorist then why hasn't the patriot act stopped police from killing innocent civillians?
if you gather a group of flashers do you have yourself a flashmob?
If consciousness consists of electric impulses are lightning strikes conscious?
Is a hippopotomus a hippopotomus Or a really cool opotomus?
If the world of minecraft is infinite then how does the sun rotate around it?
If being an atheist means being against religion why only target christianity?
if you got hit by a dictionary
wHAT would happen if pinocchio said his nose would grow
If I think hipsters are too mainstream... what does that make me?
if a gif is open on a computer and no one is around to see it does it move?
If guns are outlawed.  Then can we use swords?
Does weed make people lazy or are lazy people drawn to weed?
What if equestria is real but we havent found it yet?
What if there are pics of nothing happening?
If No oNe haS ever completed skYrim  Including the side QuesT's Can you Complete the game?
if chuck  norris were a radio star there would be no mtv
If Jesus came back to life Where is the saCrifice?
If Midgets were to do 'the wave' Would it be called the ripple?
If christianity prohibits violence
If there was a blonde asian would he be retarded or smart
IF GOD DOESN'T BELIEVE IN A CREATOR DOES THAT MAKE God AN ATHEIST ?
What if being hipster is mainstream  So everyone who isn't hipster is a hipster?
If girls like artists Why are trolls foreveralone?
if you clone you're self and have sex with your clone. whjould it be considered gay sex or masterbation
is being on strike the art of procrastinating in a socially accepted way?
is Breaking the arm of a amputee property damage or bodily harm
We all know nothing cant beat the rock except paper
if anything is possible is it possible that everything is impossible?
If abortion was made illegal then wouldn't you be aborting abortion?
how many riffs could a sheriff share if a sheriff could share riffs?
if no one is looking at the moon  is it still there ?
if you drank ice cream from a bowl
what would people say if magikarp was a generation 5 pokemon?
If You Sex with a Hermaphrodite Does it make you straight or gay?
If I eat myself do i become twice as big or disappear completely
If Dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs are they cannibals?
Can I win a blinking contest by closing my eyes before it starts?
Buys soda in mexico its a mexi can
what is the nazis favorite thing growing up  yahtzee or easy bake?
WHY ARE ALL THE KIDS ON ARE YOU SMARTER TAHN A 5TH GRADER STILL IN THE 5TH GRADE
WHAT IF GOOD GUY GREG IS A SCUMBAG AND SCUMBAG STEVE IS REALLY A GOOD GUY
If coppercab is proud be a ginger? Why cant we call him one?
When you open a door to the other room  do you get in
if you're up for something are you also down for it?
Is iT a u.f.o or an u.f.o
if i drink more than one portion does it count as more than 1 of my 5 a day?
If anything is possible THan isnt it possible for something to be impossible?
If everyone starts out as a female does that make men transexuals?
What is deja vu is actually a shout that turns back time?
What happens if hipsters become mainstreaM?
if praying in secret is necessary for prayers to be answered (Matt 6:6) Are christians who say they're praying for you actually trolling?
how screwed would the human race be if there were bird zombies?
If a death-row innmate is a cannibal does he still get a last meal of his choice?
Why do we have laws when only law abiding people use them
if a meteorite fell on earth and killed so many animals including dinosaurs then why other animals of that age like crocodiles
If crime fighters fight crime and firefighters fight fire what do freedom fighters fight?
Is overeating considered sustenance abuse?
If a blind man gets the joke can he still see what you did there?
What if memes were meant to be used out of context and we're just being really picky?
how does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If i'm buried in  a chariot of iron Will god be able to stop me  from entering heaven?
If women think some clothes are 'gay' Does that mean it's suitable for men?
if people who only play Call of duty think they are gamers
If christians call sin natural
If Greek Mythology is a myth why is Christianity believable?
iF BLACK PEOPLE AREN'T LAZY THEN WHY DOES KFC NOT HAVE A BREAKFAST MENU?
Am i bad at being good? Or am i good at being bad ?
If we aren't supposed to have midnight snacks then why is there a light in the fridge?
If god is omnipotent then why did he need a day to rest?
if you hate justin bieber then why continue to post his picture all over 9gag
If supposed aliens taught ancient man about maths who taught aliens math?
HOW DO YOU WRITE 'ZERO' IN ROMAN NUMERALS?
If a dovahkiin gets a bad Cold will he still be able to use his Shouts?
if you listen to every song brand new has ever created do they become the used?
If i ate a black person would he  Taste like chicken?
IF THE term 'half life' denotes exponential decay where half of what remains is lost over each period Does that mean each episode of half life will take twice as long as the previous to be released?
IF YOU WIN BY WORKING AS A TEAM
If you chrono boost a fusion core does it party harder?
what would happen if chuck norris tries to break a nokia 3310?
Why is it the more you study the more you know and the more you know the more you forget?
if you ask your girlfriend if she's single
why major in history? everything you're going to say already been said by someone a lot smarter and more worldly
What if i look in the mirror AND DO FUS RO DAH ON THE MIRROR ? would my mirror image will be blown away ?!
SHOULDN'T WE BE PLANNING SOMETHING AGAINST ACTA?
What would happen if you put sun lotion on the sun?
if in fall out games a fatman cost alot can't i just become a fatman at mc donals?
Lamar smith? Black sacrament?
If chocolate kills dogs does giving them vanilla make them live forever?
If vegetarians eat vegetables does that mean humanitarians eat humans?
If women can't leave the kitchen who cleans the rest of the house?
If a bum eats out of a subway dumpster does he still eat fresh?
If there are no toilets in skyrim Is everyone full of shit?
If all of us atheists prayed simultaneously
If people who are alive are called 'human beings' should the ones yet to be born be called 'human will be's'
If god only allowed two of each animal To survive on the ark what happened to the fish
what if i think i'm a hypochondriac?
if sopa spelled backwards is apos.. does that mean it's a piece of shit?
IF A BRAIN DEAD Vegetarian IS A VEGETABLE  vegetarianism CAN BE Cannibalism?
If jesus died on an electrical chair would christians wear it around thier necks
Does a set of all sets have itself in it?
what would happen if two chuck norrises battled each other
IF i ate myself
if both players have a strategy that 'always wins' then what happens?
If there are no wrong answers why do i still fail the homework
AND IF I HAVE ALZHEIMER AND I JUST DONT REMEMBER
If the communion wafer literally becomes body of christ why have a gluten-free variety?
SHOULD I PRESS 'LIKE' IF I DISLIKE?
iF THERE IS MORE THAN 1 DEADMAU5 ARE THEY CALLED DEADMYC3?
If a politician eats crap does that make him full of himself?
4 IN THE MORNING should i fap or should i sleep ?
having a first meal of a day at 6pm  breakfast or dinner ?
What's better? To have a girlfriend who everyone finds beautiful or  a girlfriend who that only you like?
If there's no better time than the present
if you LOSE ON THE BIGGEST LOSER DOES THAT MAKE YOU A WINNER?
why is there a light in the Refrigerator but not in the freezer?
if this is a meme why is it not witty and hilarious?
I'M color blind what's the color of a red rose?
if one synchronized swimmer drowns do the others drown as well?
Why if Pokemon appears on 1997 Ash Still being 10 years old ?
If I spend all my time wondering whether anyone else ever wonders anything Will they start to wonder if I ever wonder anything?
if capitalism is the acquisition of capital then feminism is the acquisition of females?
jesus christ the very first zombie?
is it called a 'ham'burger if we use cows
Why do we wash our towels if we took a shower before we clean up on them?
if ur phone isnt a smartphone
If hipsters now have stereotypes are they still hipsters?
Skydivers wearing helmets. isn't it a sort of hypocrisy?
If you are what you eat are we all cannibals?
What if pinocchio said  'my nose will now grow'
If you try to fail
Do prostitutes file pregnancy as a work related accident?
everyone says old music is the best are we gonna think the same for justin bieber after 40 years?
If love is blind
IF you are unique and im unique doesn't that make us both unique and thus we are not unique
IF TERRORISTS HATE US FOR OUR FREEDOMS THEN ISN'T THE PATRIOT ACT APPEASEMENT?
If reddit downvotes me for clever jokes why do they upvote me for stupid ones?
If you are born completely deaf and blind who can convince you that you are alive?
has the 'bloody mary' drink anything to do with period?
If someone made a speech asking to ban free speech Would  it be protected as free speech ?
if everyone gave and didn't recieve surely there would be nobody to give to
If Tim Tebow has a thought... is it a christian ponder?
if a Guy has sex with justin bieber is he gay or is he straight ?
IF EDWARD IS A VAMPIRE AND JACOB IS A WEREWOLF DO THEY PROMOTE Zoophilia?
Why aren't female mr. mime's called miss mime?
if a person have a personality do lions have lionality?
if all possibilities exist in parallel universes is there a universe with no parallel universe?
why is it that people you're not sexually interested in always think you are?
WHAT IF THE BLUE i SEE ISN'T THE SAME color blue you see?
if 9gag steals souls Does that make me a dragonborn?
If adam had sex with eva and their children had sex with each other How come their children didn't have any defects?
in college
if you get high and play skyrim does time flow at the normal rate?
IF PEOPLE IN NORTH AMERICA GET THEIR NAMES TATTOOOED IN JAPANESE... DO PEOPLE IN JAPAN GET THEIRS DONE IN ENGLISH?
Did I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND? oh shit new skyrim achievement
If you keep complaining about repoSts Does that make you a reposter?
an evergreen becomes a xmas tree on dec 25 is it an atheist tree the rest of the year?
If i'm typing while listening to a stereo am i stereotyping?
what happens when an UNSTOPPABLE object  collides with an IMMOVABLE object?
if pink is the new black what is the old pink?
If spongebob lives under the sea how does he swim at the beach?
coke or pepsi
if sucking means your bad does blowing mean your good?
If a really small pizza is 'personal' is a really large pizza 'anti-social'?
Is mw3 called 'the sims' in iraq?
misplaced invitation to noah's ark
Am I HUman... ...or am i dancer?
If all you need is love Why is Paul McCartney on his 3rd wife?
i wish my chair would make that fart noise again so i can prove it wasn't me
If gays can't get pregnant why do they multiply?
why do feet smell and noses run?
Why is one of the hottest peppers in the world Called Chillie?
if you hate haters does that make you a hater
Would a bowl of fruit to a starving artist be nourishment or a subject?
would it not be a better world if pmsing week would be called bj week?
If Candy Is Sour Is It Still Called Sweets?
If nothing escapes black holes
If Israel has 200 Nuclear bombs why cant iran have one?
solo top or mid?
If we're here to help others then what exactly are the others here for?
if you teach that failure has value do you win if no one listens?
God has every moment of every day already planned God has hand picked all the girls to be raped and murdered until the end of time
If the seasons are opposite in the southern hemishpere Does hot snow fall up in the summer time?
if sarah palin is of the far right why does she live in the far left?
If dudes aren't allowed upstairs how did the couches get there?
after i kill a hipster  how do i record him to vinyl
If lesbians don't like guys then why do they try and look so much like them..
IF NAMEKIANS DO NOT HAVE GENDERS ARE THEY ALL VIRGIN OR GAYs who make out?
Is mutual masturbation considered cheating on someone?
If you kill yourself in the future and travel back in the past to watch yourself die what happens to yourself in the present?
If pets are family why do cats run?
Can you buy a dream house with real estate?
philosoraptor? nope!              chuck testa
If Bronies love and tolerate Do they love and tolerate hate and intolerance?
If Bruno Maris is to lazy Why did he write a song about it
why do most atheists continue to act like christians ?
how can dogs eat cat poo? and still poo dog poo?
If being gay is a choice does that mean we're all bisexual?
If a hot pocket is cold Does that make it just a pocket?
if i have a son and i call him jesus does it mean i'm god?
iF MONEY IS PAPER AND PAPER COMES FROM TREES tHEN WHY DOES MONEY NOT GROW ON TREES?
When you were a kid What did 17 year olds think of Pokemon?
If you kill A STINKBUG WITH FABREZE DOES IT SMELL GOOD OR BAD?
when people yawn do deaf people think they're screaming?
are some girls  dumb BECAUSE they are hot? Or Hot because they are dumb?
Is THIS REAL? ...OR POSTMODERN?
how Does i Wall into bathroom?
If rehb from drinking is called alcoholics anonymous would rehab from 4chan be called ANONYMOUS ANONYMOUS?
if money is root of all evil why charity is asking for it?
If someone works in a mint how much money do they make a year?
If its two hands coming together why aren't they call high tens?
if losing with style is as good as winning winning without style is as good as losing
Gep-PEDO Is that why he wanted Pinocchio to be a real boy?
If they are called cell phones Why are they not in jail?
if u time travel to fix a problem Does the problem still exist?
'The duty of youth is to challenge corruption.' but then... Why was courtney love  left unchallenged?
IF KAMIKAZE PILOTS KNEW THEY WOULD DIE
When you make the explosion bigger is the explosion worse... or better
Is using memes to discredit memes really the way to go about this?
If Amazon out-Walmarts Walmart Can Anyone Out-Amazon Amazon?
Claims to be Moderate Only Reads Huffpost
if the Los Angeles clippers had a star wars day Would their point guard be cp3o?
if i drop my keys in the lost and found are they lost
if water is healthy and alcohol is bad for you shouldn't god turn wine into water?
'do unto others as you would have done unto you'  how would a masochist interpret this?
Since humans say
if god is love
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new. albert EINSTEIN
forgot what i wanted to say
Isn't lego just minecraft larp?
if teachers always encourage you to get an a why do they tell you to b the best
If all band-aids are sterile Then where do new band-aids come from?
If it is great mother russia who is the father?
if zombies rise from the grave then what about that guy from jerusalim
If there is a stairway to heaven Does that mean wheelchaired people go to hell?
sanitizer for lube still need to wash hands?
If your socks have holes
If your job is supposed to be on call don't you think you are an oncallogist?
If a person somehow manages to get into heaven How can they be happy knowing people they love are suffering eternally in hell?
wonder if there will be earth day on mars or will it be a third world planet?
if time can be MANIPULATED by your perception can i have birthday cake all the time?
Do you agree with something because it's true or is it true because it agrees with you?
If i'm the one creating my dreams Why AM I SO SURPRISED when i fall
if crime existed before the internet then the internet is not the problem
if upset means your sad  would't downset mean your happy
why do we wash away our natural hair oil and replace it with conditioner?
The answer to life: Its 42
Today is the oldest youve ever been  and the youngest youll ever be
If you wont allow someone to 'use' you Does that Make you useless?
if today is good friday are all other fridays bad?
i have a smart tv THIS MEANS EVERY TIME SOMEONE RECORDS VERTICAL  i have to tilt my 64' tv sideways?
if Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo do police police poilce police police police?
You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance?
IF DARK IS SUPER EFFECTIVE ON GHOSTS ARE THEY CONSTANTLY TAKING DAMAGE?
IF we are humans why are we dependent from sex
if i have as many oscars as dicaprio does that make me as good an actor?
if multiple oxen are called 'oxen' shouldn't multiple foxes be called 'foxen'?
does anyone know the answers TO RHETORICAL QUESTIONS?
If environmentalists are against clothing with furs
What if People that use LOL all the time realized it should be 'la' for laughs aloud?
since the bible has dinosaurs doesn't that ruin the theory of evolution
why are there other templates when no one uses them
If a hashtag is really just a pound how many dollars is it worth?
if you say nintendo is so kiddy with games
If eternity is a place outside of time
if prince hans is the bad guy does that make 'love is an open door' a villain song?
You say you're '39 and holding' how old would you be if you let go?
if money is the root of all evil is the square of all money evil?
if a person from poland is a pole why isn't a person from holland a hole?
what if curiosity killed schr&#246;dingers cat?
IF PC IS SO GOOD WHY IS THERE NO PC 2
If just a spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down
If 'the book' gives you the best chance Why doesent the dealer play that way?
If guys have a spank bank Do girls have a labia library?
Why isn't cheesecake called a cheesepie?
If crime fighters fight crime
oh I see
IF no two snowflakes are alike how come i see them all as floating white circles?
IF VIDEO GAMES MAKE YOU VIOLENCE dOES MONOPOLY MAKE YOU A MILLIONARE?
Do I get wet? Or does the wet get me instead?
If you're hotter than me doesn't mean im cooler than you?
If the raiders found the lost ark is it really the found ark
if 'talk is cheap' what value is in a picture being 'worth 1000 words'
What if cigarettes don't really cause cancer And it's matches and lighters that do?
Hmm... what if all my comments... ... were memes...??
IF TWO LESBIANS GO ON A DINNER DATE WHO PAYS THE BILL?
What is more addicting?  Breaking Bad or meth?
If the federal government is shutdown Does that mean the NSA is shutdown too?
You call yourself a church but spend more money redecorating than feeding the poor?
For 2 weeks park rangers shutdown
If a chick takes a dump in a skirt Does she pull it up or down?
If our love's insanity Why are you my clarity?
If you press 'PREVIOUS' twice
what if i cut the space in the middle...  will be another space that's created by this space inside other space
If you eat your stomach... where does it go?
If PRO IS THE OPPOSITE OF CON wHAT IS THE OPPOSITE OF CONSTITUTE?
why is abbreviated  such a long ass word?
In a fight between stormtroopers and star trek red shirts would anyone die?
if she is a lesbian why does she date girls who look like men?
if all the robots in the movie robots have to build the next generation who built the first one?
IF a Transvestite has to use a public toilet Which reStroom does he/she use?
if its considered sick to shoot
how can a document have an equal opportunity statement emphasizing lack of discrimination? and then an affirmative action statement?
if the anwer to the question will not determine my hiring
If you're in a relationship for a year and you don't know it Is it really a relationship?
I HAVE A CAMERA CONNECTED TO A SCREEN and face the camera to the screen what does the screen show?
If most countries have an 'independence day' does great Britain have a 'never-been-conquered day'?
If my name is philosoraptor Why don't i talk about philosophy
if men are the best cooks why do they ask women to make sandwiches?
IF the camera adds 10 lbs do the starving children in africa even exist?
What profession SUITS YOU according to your birthday
What if every night you dream
if a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush isn't it better to have the bush in hand?
If you add corn to a Cobb Salad Would it be a corn on the cobb salad?
if abortion is murder does that make condoms kidnappers?
If I'm in a beauracracy Am i still people?
if i brutally kick my own ass have i won or lost?
if we drive on parkways why do we park on driveways?
What if I realy was  milionth visitor
If you Downvote an Australian Will they see it as an upvote?
Are oranges named orange because theY're orange
NAN OR NAAN?
If you had sex with your clone would it be masturbation or gay sex?
if everything i know is wrong does that mean it cancels itself out meaning everything i know right
If Women Say They Are Not Meant To Cook Then Why Do They Have Milk and eggs inside them
what would happen  if i never existed oh yeah nothing
what if we are all characters in someone's dream
do i even lift?
if shark week is when women are on their period does that make men shark bait?
it's your mission not to accept the mission do you accept the mission?
If Nationalists want a united Ireland does that not make them Unionists?
if i make cheese out of chocolate milk.... will it be chocolate cheese?
if obama spreads terror over the sequester is obama a terrorist?
Does sex with underage dog  Make You a peTifile?
Writers block
IF YOU DON'T SIN tHEN jESUS dIED FOR NOTHING?
because hitler burned all the jews Would his cooking level be 1 or 99?
If I crush your twinkies am i smashing your antiques?
if swearing is immature why is CONSIDERED 'adult language'?
If God loves everyone How come he let's people burn in hell
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
IF STAR WARS TAKES PLACE IN A GLAXAY FAR FAR AWAY
if the patty is 100% Beef Then why is it called a hamburger
What will happen if a blind person looks at slenderman?
Why is it called common sense If it's not common?
if apple made a car will it have windows?
I'm trying to deduce the major aspects of Batman's childhood So far it's not aPparent.
If christians are right and jesus is gods son then wouldn`t that make maria his wife?
The goal of research must be the research of a goal
If segue is pronounced seg-way      shouldn't tongue be pronounced tong-way?
If a pastor is paid by the church and give 10% of their earnings does the pastor really give anything at all
If Legal drugs kill more people than illegal drugs should there be a war on Legal drugs?
What happens if one does walk into mordor?
There must be a language just like english
If everything came to exist through an explosion of a peice of energy what was before the energy and where did the elements needed for that one peice of energy come from
If sex on a plane is the mile high club would sex on a train be the mile long club?
What if bruce was the only one who died that night and batman was created by a grief-stricken alfred?
If hooters had delivery Would it be called knockers?
If one has liabetes and everything they say is a lie can you beleive them?
if a pokemon faints why can I still fly around the region?
If you spill stain remover wouldn't it be a stain?
I see.  the pen is mighter than the sword because the pen can alert more swords.
If a candy is sour
What happens if pinocchio says  'My Nose will now grow'?
If there's an undertaker is there an Uppertaker?
Why is everyone in the soul society afraid of death if they're already dead?
when everything is possible then is it for something possible to be impossible
WHO DO PRAYING MANTISES PRAY TO?
Did God bless Einstein with brains Or did he punish the Japanese ?
are we dying to live? or living to die ?
IF PEOPLE FROM POLAND ARE POLES THEN AREN'T PEOPLE FROM HOLLAND HOLES?
If we derail a derail thread aren't we actually on topic?
If the government is going to ban things for our safety... Shouldn't they be more interested in banning monsanto?
if adam and eva were the first umans do they have the navel?
NEVER SEE 12/12/12 AGAIN? NEVER SEE 11/12/12 AGAIN EITHER
what if all of these up-votes are really  down-votes from australia?
If girls need respect Why are they always more frank with those
If there was a mass tour of Ulan Bator organized would the website be masstourbator.com?
if the creed says 'everything is permitted' then why cant you kill civilians
If i steal wi-fi from a church am i receiving a signal from god?
If your hips don't lie you're shikira  But if they do are you nicki minaj?
if vegetable oil is made from vegetables and corn oil from corn is baby oil made from babies?
if there is no snow in December Does santa still need a sled
Why is the song 'call me maybe' not called 'text me maybe' ?
If its final fantasy... then why is it a series?
if touching dicks is gay am i gay for masturbating
If I'm always TOO BUSY TO THINK... ...IS THIS WHY i'M SO BUSY FIXING MY MISTAKES?
If linux has no viruses
What if the mayans were off by one day and the world ends on december 22 everyone will be celebrating that the world didnt end. then they wake up dead?
If You can'T drink and drive.. Why do bars have parking lots?
What would happen if the whole world farted at once?
if girls get mad that guys leave the toilet seat up shouldn't guys be able to get mad when girls leave the toilet seat down?
IF YOU LAID ON THE LINE ARE YOU A ORTHOGRAPHIC PROJECTION?
FanFiction Is there even a fan without fiction?
i wonder do vegans swallow?
What if  people used their brains
If bane has to keep the head gear on at all times Then how does he eat
if the world was ending and you killed someone in front of a cop would the cop still arrest you?
If everyone is not-mainstram is not-mainstream mainstream then
If the tin man along with ironman and optimus prime became friends.. would they be alloys?
what if already being the best and can't be any better?
IF YOU DIE OF AGE HAVE YOU WON LIFE?
if you argue the same way a girl does Shouldn't that make you always right?
If the small things in life make you happy does size matter?
Since it's halloween Do cosplayers  dress like normal people?
If money doesnt grow on trees then why does banks have branches?
If you have to be good to get into heaven but god forgives all sins... why wouldn't you just ask for forgiveness when you meet him?
Shouldn't we kill it
if you can understand can you re-derstand?
if a zombie gets pregnant it gives life to something dead?
If a Terrorist hijacks a plane from Jetblue
What if instead of working the fourth step I do one and two twice...
if heat rises why aren't mountains warmer
KNOW WHAT MOZART'S DOING? DECOMPOSING
If america calls its delicate tablewear 'china' what do the chinese call their delicate tablewear?
Why do they call it taking a dump? You're not really taking it anywhere
how do i know that the colour i see when i look at a blue obfect
if con is the opposite of pro  is congress the opposite of progress?
if apple were to make a car would it have windows?
If my body needs water so badly... Why do I have to pee ten minutes after I drink a glass of water?
if violence in schools is due to god's absence is god really just trying to fight his way back in?
If we see something happen before we hear it happen whEn Does it really happen?
If short pants are called 'shorts' then shouldn'T Normal pants be called 'longs'?
if everybody is different then aren't we all the same?
Has anyone ever seen cows in their natural habitat?
when people capitalize 'lol' does that mean they are laughing out louder?
In inception you can dream within a dream does that mean you can wake up and still be asleep at the same time?
If raptors have short arms how come i can do this pose?
What if one black hole  SUCKED IN ANOTHER
why do tv characters never say bye when they hang up the phone
so if nobody birthed god then he must have birthed himself?
What if everyone who wants to save public television donated to PBS
what if bing ues google and google uses bing
if you change a template can you turn off capslock?
Do VEGETARIANS  eat animal crakers
Is it really talking shit when you are telling the truth?
If people from Poland are called ''poles''  are people from Holland called ''holes?''
if time stops for even one second will it be forever?
If the chicken or egg came first What about the rooster?
al gore blames obamas poor performance on the altitude wasn't romney on the same stage in denver with obama?
If humans have alienware computers do aliens have humanware?
What if a blind person tried to solve a rubik's cube?
If I fap to Evangelion AM I DECONSTRUCTING MASTURBATION?
if chuck norris is a bad ass does that make uma thurman a bad puss?
if big bank takes lil bank does lil bank give big bank?
If life begins at conception do identical twins share soul?
is meme generator for practicing creativity or just another way to waste time online?
If i should never say never then should i always give up?
if feminists want equal rights for women how are they different from most of america?
If someone says 'today's opposite day' on opposite day Is it still opposite day?
If we all have to pay our fair share to be equal are we still equal if there's no fair share to pay?
If twinkies can survive nuclear explosions does that mean they're made of cockroaches
IF THREE IS A CROWD IS FOUR A PARTY?
If SLENDERMAN DANCES... WOULDN'T THAT MAKE HIM THE BOOGEYMAN?
So IF oBAMA IS RE-ELECTED DOES THAT MAKE HIM THE SECOND BLACK U.S. PRESIDENT?
what if apple just kept on selling the same phone UNDER A NEW NAME?
if adam says 'black' is it considered racist?
WHO MODERATES THE MODERATORS
What program did the first programmers use?
If shorts are Called shorts Why aren't pants called longs?
What if a mirror is a gate to an other dimension
when does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
Jesus was essentially a communist yet the usa praised him and the ussr denied him?
if no-one can kill the metal what if the metal tried to kill itself?
If the federal reserve charges interest on the money that they print Wouldn't we save money if we let our treasury print it instead?
if I HATE THE HATERS DOES THAT MAKES ME A HATER?
IF YOU ENJOY WASTING TIME IS THAT TIME REALLY WASTED?
if america runs on dunkin would'nt mexico run on taco bell?
If a vampire can't see himself in a mirror  why is his hair always so neat?
I wonder  if the characters in temple run ever survive?
is asbestos floor covering a bad rep tile?
I AM NOT INDECISIVE OR AM I?
If atheism is a religion am i tax exempt for spreading it?
if i had a dollar for every time i got distracted... I wish i Had Some Ice Cream
two wrongs don't make a right but three left turns will
if people post pictures of food before eating why don't they post pictures of their shit after shitting?
what if world is a game and after death we can respawn
If we celebrate birthdays on earth do they celebrate deathdays in heaven and hell?
is a kisssing booth prostitution?
so all ugly people are beautiful on the inside?
Would it be gay If I f**K my own clone?
If forever alone is unpopular why do so many people like him?
If the predator is defeated by the prey
if my last day will be boring am I living each day as if it were the last?
If a pokemon Dies Does it evolve into a gastly?
IF MOST ACCIDENTS OCCUR 5 MILES FROM HOME WHY NOT MOVE 10 MILES AWAY?
If someone was confident Would they be self UNConcious
they say nobodys perfect  but practice makes perfect
So wait. It's illegal to possess weed
IF PREDATORS HAVE LIMITED VISION WITHOUT THEIR MASKS HOW DID THEY CREATE THOSE MASKS AND ALL THEIR TECHNOLOGY?
IF A VEGATARIAN SUCKS DICKS IS SHE STILL A VEGETARIAN
How can you support democracy and the rights of minorities when in a democracy the minority always loses?
Romeo and Juliet weren't allowed to marry either see how that turned out
If a camera lens is a circle why are the pictures square?
If roaches can survive a nuclear bomb... Then what the hell is in raid?
If you hit a girl in her sleep and she doesnt notice... does it matter?
If  your landlord is a homo is he a gay lord?
If spiderman bites spider does Spider turns into human?
If I can take the heat Can i still get out of the kitchen
what if being a hipster eventually becomes main stream
If not knowing you are beautiful makes you beautiful does knowing you are beautiful makes you ugly
I wonder why do some atheists still get christmas presents
if toDAY IS 0 CELCIUS AND TOMORROW IS TWICE AS COLD WHAT TEMPERATURE IS IT TOMORROW
what if your high self... met your drunk self?
If obama says its not a tax...but the supreme court upholds it as a tax... does that mean we should believe the opposite of what he says??
Now that i have more likes then y u no guy do i become the new logo for memegenerator?
But if you're going to sleep How will you 'brb'?
Australian Christian lobby bigots or morons?
if chris brown learned his lesson about hitting women why did he fight drake
if natural selection is true why are there so many idiots?
if cheese has holes the more cheese you have the more holes you have does that mean the more cheese you have the less cheese you have?
If your friends ask you if you wanna see fight club didn't they already break the first rule?
if chris brown learned his lesson about hitting women then why did he fight drake ?
Does food ever expire when you're in the Tardis?
If poochie is half joe camel and a third fonzarelli what is the other sixth?
if every rule has an exception. where the exception of that rule
What if we were colorblinds and colorblinds see the world as it really is?
If two shoes are competing in a race do they always tie?
If snakes have such lethal venom Why don't they die after eating their prey?
What if this question wasn't hypothetical?
If a duckling Is a baby duck Then What is a dumpling?
Are you well? no
if you don't have a social life does that mean you can't speak?
If there is a kate upton and a kate middleton
How is my leg able to bend like this?
A hobo put on house arrest Couldn't he go anyWhere?
if i eat myself will i be twice as big or will i disappear?
How does a captcha know it is the correct word?
WHAT DOES  IT ALL MEME?
Am i suffering from anxiety... or is my spider sense tingling?
If your name is caRly rae then wHy would i call you maybe
if i haven't come into your life yet how can you miss me so bad?
iF STOMACHS COULD TALK wOULD THEY SPEAK HUNGARIAN?
Freedom of speech unless hurt girls feelings?
What will happen to the hipsters when being a hipster is too mainstream?
are people who are overly tolerant intolerant to intolerance?
Does the internet make people stupid or do people make the internet stupid?
What if girls add me on facebook just to get my information
if monopolies are bad and government should break them up Shouldn't the government break itself up?
If constitutionalists venerate the founding fathers Then why do they ignore alexander hamilton
If a zombie has a wank is it masturbation
If all the assholes we make fun of  are secretly gay are we discriminating homosexuals?
What if aliens are humans from the future with time travel?
WHAT IF THERE'S MORE JEDI THAN SITH AND I HAVE TO BALANCE THAT OUT?
Question everything WHY?
If knowledge is power
If you lie about your pants being on fire Are you really lying ?
Do we control our brain? Or does our brain control us?
Matter can not be created nor destroyed. if i am made of matter
if haters gonna hate
iF K-POP COMES TO AMERICA IS IT STILL K-POP?
if you say ''no offence'' does it mean you're in defence?
when you parachute through clouds and breathe in does it rain in your lungs when you land?
If men can't focus on two things at a time why women have boobs
If the plural of mouse is mice and the plural of louse is lice then would the plural of house be hice?
if a cat has Schizophrenia does that mean she has 18 lives?
If there are no atheists in foxholes what god do foxes worship?
If his name was Hiram ulysses grant Where did the 'S' come from?
If carpenters cut wood
Would catholics abort a child if god told them the child was gay
If stress hormone is produced during nighmares Will Growth hormone be produced if we workout in our lucid dreams?
Do Deaf People get told their miranda rights?
if a tree falls on a woman in the forrest how did the forrest get in the kitchen?
IF BIGGIE IS FROM BROOKLYN why does he continuously ask 'where Brooklyn at?'
Are jokes about racists still called racist jokes?
IF great minds think alike then how many great minds are really out there?
BY THE time you realize ignorance is bliss... is it too late?
if paris hilton makes a sex tape with two black guys would that be called niggas in paris ?
if it take a gay person to know a gay person does this mean everyone is gay?
IF IN SOUL EATER THEY GO AFTER TAINTED SOULS  THEN HOW DO THEY HANDLE GINGERS?
IF GOD CAN DO ANYTHING CAN HE CREATE A STONE HE'S NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO LIFT
If commenting 'No Comment' is a No comment Why comment?
if one teacher can't teach all subjects hows one student supposed to learn them all?
If love is blind then why do we all buy lingerie?
IF GOD HAS NO MOTHER
If gay can be straight can straight be gay?
if lesbians dont like men why do they use dildos?
if women call men dogs  why Can't men call women bitches
why does facebook never tell us what's on its mind?
If i have a goatee does that mean im the evil version of someone else?
can you believe that 'i cant believe its not butter' is not butter?
BEER IS THE ANSWER BUT WHAT WAS THE QUESTION?
What happens if a woman takes viagra?
If your always INCONSTANT does that make you CONSTANTLY inconstant?
if yesterday was the time of our lives so today is the time of our deaths?
What if  I'm the evil twin?
if the pope allowed women priests would altar boys be lining up to get abused?
If a drug addict is called a junkie  then what is a junk food addict called?
Is thinking feminists are sexy itself a sexist thought?
if gay guys love guys
If task manager stops responding do you need to start task manager manager to exit it out?
what does cheese say  when its picture gets taken?
iF the semtex gets stuck on people how do they throw it?
'i think. therefore i am.' what if i stop thinking?
If A Group of necrophiliacs met a group of zombies Who would do the chasing?
if i have problems with my kids can i sue the city of new york for $900 trillion
If you're not psychic how are you reading my thoughts?
If drug tests can detect thc in your urine
if a tree falls in the forest and no one is nearby to hear it it still generates a sound wave ftw
If it truly smelled of updawg
if chick-fil-a is closed is it sunday?
not sure if wrong picture or wrong writing..
what if canada split off from the U.S. and formed its own country ?
If earth hour is about saving electricity how is everyone talking about it on facebook and twitter?
If sex is such a good exercise why are there fat sluts?
Had Jesus died on a red cross would he have sued for malpractice?
if nuns are devoted to god does that mean that god has history's biggest harem?
if you are schizophrenic and masturbate does that mean you are gay?
if the trayvon shooting is deemed justified will the shooter be refered to as Peruvian or white?
if women only want assholes
If a pregnant woman eats for two does that mean she shits for two?
If zeus
If there are free presbyterians are there locked up presbyterians?
Does butterflies have humans in their stomach when they are in love ?
when people say all black people look the same how can there be black supermodels?
What if 12.9 kid Depressed over terms of service?
if dungeons and dragons is a place to create an alternate and better life
if the wizard of oz was just a draem Is dorthy on crack
WOULD IT STILL BE MURDER IF THE CAT WAS CURIOUS ABOUT SUICIDE?
If a panda got into a fight would it get a white eye?
If pro is the opposite of con... then the opposite of our constitution is prostitution
if six was nine would you mind? and if the hippies cut off all their hair would you care:?
why is common sense... so uncommon?
if hot dogs are wrong why would someone want to be right?
What's a Kony?
if a zombie eats another zombie does that make human
is it considered offensive to tell eskimo women to make ice cream sandwiches?
if the last man on earth cant get it then why can nick cannon?
If they brought back debtor's prison would the US government have to spend eternity there?
if women are a mystery then what are children?
Do plot holes generate critical thought?
If You created synthetics to destroy all organics to save them from synthetics why not just make them destroy all synthetics?
hUMm
star wars uses lasers and light what if i had a mirror
if you're vegan do you have to spit instead of swallow?
if the devil punishes all the people who god doesn't accept because they went against god's laws then isn't the devil just doing gods dirty work
if terrie is black then why are her offspring white
When I get a nuke why do i call it in while i'm still on the battlefield?
If apple products 'just work' why do they have technical support?
A... B
Why do we call them apartments if they are stuck together?
IF WE ADD AN HOUR IN SPRING AND TAKE IT BACK IN AUTUMN shouldn't it be called 'daylight lending time'?
If normal goats have slanted pupils Do chinese goats have round pupils?
if mankind someday colonizes another planet with 38-hour days instead of 24... will they try to live in self-constructed 24-hour cycles?
if school prepares you for life what does life prepare you for?
if you lived each day like it was your last... would you live your last day like it was a normal day?
i'm not really thinking i'm really just trying     to taste my fingernail
if one clones self and does self is that gay or Masturbation?
If cameron loves us and we love cameron why does he use forever alone meme
How do trolls get on the internet... from under a bridge?
What if fly moves forward in a jet flying at mach 0.99? Would the fly create a sonic boom beside you?
If peter parker was bitten by a radioactive ladybug would he be called ladybugman?
If a picture says a 1
If life ends with death why i'm wasting time making memes?
before the electric light bulb was invented What did moths bump into?
If turtle meat is green what color is it when it's rotten
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
if epistemology is the study of knowledge how are you sure you know what you've come to know about knowing?
what if the boys were headed to the yard and milkshakes had nothing to do with it?
if panda's are cute and almost extinct... are raptors cute? i'm already extinct.
Philosoraptor ponders the extensive magnitude and utter decisiveness of your failure
Wait shouldn't I be extinct
If i re-use a caption that's already been done is it really funny?
being dead isn't so bad I've been dead for billions of years before i was born
if you can turn your back on someone Can you turn your front on them?
if god loves everybody why does he hate 'fags'?
If you rub a magic lamp and a genie comes out Did you just rub one out?
History Herstory?
IF Getting PIssed oFF shows that your mad Is getting pissed on showing that you are happy?
Why do they call it cumming if u want to leave after ur done?
If one is wise by being illogical Does the wisdom of one's logic become unwise?
There are too many stupid people in the world
Not sure if alive or chuck testa
if great minds think alike do great trolls troll alike?
if whitney houston was every woman wouldn't that make all women dead now?
if gdis buy beer and not friends why is there never beer at the football house?
if i eat oatmeal and then vomit it does it look the same?
If god created the Sun on the fourth day How did four days pasS?
Is there afterlife after afterlife?
If a mammoth is hard to see on film why should bigfoot be easier to see?
If I compete with myself and win  Do i also lose?
what if dreams are parts from your previous life?
why are people against gangland killings when it leads to 50% less gangsters
What's the women that always knows where her husband is? Widow
Do horses ever get hay fever?
if boys are from mars and girls are from venus then where is lady ga ga from
Am I too Intelligent or the others playing stupid
if someday we all go to prison for downloading music will they split us up by the genre?
do lesbians abide by brocode?
this second is the oldest you have ever been and the youngest you will ever be again
Why don't girl scout cookies come with girl scout milk?
if i went to a fight would a hockeygame break out?
If a gay guy leaves his facebook open do his friends post 'im straight'?
IF OUR SENSES ARE FALLIBLE THEN ARE OUR LIVES COMPLETELY BASED OFF VARIOUS LEVELS OF BELIEF?
if 4 out of 5 dentists reccomend trident gum what does the 5th dentist reccomend?
if turtles walk slow do they also fall slow
if the dollar bill represents the country's debt to me when do i get all of my gold?
Do you have to have skinny genes to wear skinny jeans?
if black people only vote for obama because he's black isn't that racist?
What do sign makers use When they go on strike?
if i photoshop pictures of myself and post them to facebook Does that make me seem more dynamic or self-centered?
If my enemy's enemy is my friend then
mpaa calls piracy theft
Shouldn't advice dog be dispensing advice?
IF YOU EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED DOES THE UNEXPECTED BECOME THE EXPECTED?
If republicans are for family values why would they vote for an ADULTERER?
IMAGINE A CAT WITH A JAM SANDWICH ON its BACK WILL IT HOver?
if god killed all of the egyptian firstborns would that mean he aborted the unborn firstborns?
why do we park in driveways but drive at parkways
Shall we Assumme Assuming is bad?
if time heals all wounds.. does that mean seal is stuck in time?
if in fall out games a fatman cost alot can't i just become a fatman at mc donals?
IF 9GAG SHUTS DOWN DO WE GET OUR SOULS BACK?
romney
what if catsup and ketchup is all the same?
If i'm actually a girl have i been crossdressing my whole life?
how did don krieg came back from grand line
If i tell chicken he doesnt have to cross the road does that still make him chicken if now he chooses not to?
if all religions worship god
If december 21st isn't the end of the world how will hospitals handle the week of september 21st
Why do i have 700 friends on facebook if my brain only can hold 400 names?
'we don't need no education' why do we use doublenegative then?
if global warming is not real is it wrong to try to make a better world?
the LETTER 'W' or is it double 'v'?
IF EDWARD FROM TWILIGHT IS REALLY A VAMPIRE HOW CAN HE STYLE HIS HAIR EVERY MORNING?
If I have never seen a movie called 'constipated'  Does that just mean it hasn't come out yet?
if intention is what matters can we kill all stupid people in the world with intention to make it a better place ?
Why are there more handicapped parking spaces than handicapped people
is it possible to complete the new years resoloution of giving up new years resouloutions
Chopsticks with 'Made in china' Would they be good or bad?
What if our real life is a dream and our dreams are the real life ?
When the Movie is called 'Star Wars' Why aren't there Stars fighting?
What if inception is a documentary?
what if we are all an infinite number of dreams deep and every time we die we just wake up again
if a highspeed camera records slow-motion why is it called high speed camera?
Ice cream trucks in summer y u no hot chocolate trucks in winter
If you are what you eat
what if we died because someone from the future droped a nokia 3310?
if philosoraptor is wrong is he still wrong?
IF TIME IS MONEY then LIFE IS A DEBIT CARD
is it possible... to cry under water?
is using gift money to buy other gifts regifting?
if one really fat kid joins google+ cirlce does it become an oval?
what if this is not reality and i'm a clone that is currently being programmed in a lab
if an animal gets turned into a zombie Does it crave human flesh or animal flesh?
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If Philos means love of and Sophos means wisdom
If you ate pasta
why extra large is written XL and not EL
Is erectile dysfunction actually *hard* to deal with?
If I don't 'like' my own post on facebook will everyone think I don't really like my own post?
why do my balls always hang lower at night?
if i could fall into the sky do you think time would pass me by?
when a black kid uses brown crayon does he call it skin colour?
WHAT IF YOUR SIDE  IS ON THE OTHER SIDE OF OTHER SIDE
If dinosaurs weren't real i must be god
IF THE EARTH IS MORE WATER THAN EARTH why isn't called water instead of earth?
Why do we park on the driveway And drive on the parkway
if friendship is magic and magic isn't real... friendship isn't real and bronies are living a lie
if soap cleans and you drop it to dirt do you need a soap to clean a soap?
if i'm a raptor then why do i have a human's hand
toge goreng kenapa masaknya direbus?
If it's better to give than to receive
why do we have to pay for the music that we listen for free on the radio?
if humans evolved from apes why are there still creationists?
If Lucifer punishes all of the sinners for eternity in the afterlife doesn't that make him the good guy?
In the Three Little Pigs did the wolf really blow the houses down Or did he shout 'Fus Ro Dah!'?
If you Play SeCOND LIFE AND HALF-LIFE Do you then net 1.5 lives?
why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?
So if Superman can learn to go Super Saiyan 4 does that mean it's also possible for Super Saiyan 4 Goku to go Superman?
If apples arn't supposed to crash... then why did steve jobs die?
Why is it called internet explorer If it's the worst way to explore the internet
if there are manufacturers are there womanufacturers?
if the end of the world will be in 2012 how can crysis take place in 2020 ?
why am i terran?
DO people actually wish me a happy birthday or did facebook just tell them?
if homosexual is bent
If all of the holidays are happy Then why is chriStmas merry?
is a master at losing still a master?
BEFORE GOD CURSED THE SNAKE BY MAKING IT CRAWL FOREVER  DOES IT USED TO HAVE LEGS OR WINGS?
is gay forking chopsticking?
if vending machines have brail under buttons how do blind people know what they're getting?
If you high five a midgit is it still a high five?
If Time is money Are atms time machines?
If sunflower oil is made from sunflowers Then what is baby oil made from?
What if we are imaginating everything we see and nothing atually exists?
If i say swedish has the same word for poison and married WHY does everyone check on google translate?
if you tell me not to liten to you and I do what you say Doesn't that mean i just listened to you??
Sunrise avenue sings 'I'm gonna come back to walk these streets again' then 'Bye Bye hollywood hills forever' Are they coming back?
If God listens to your prayers why all the prayer requests?
If bible SAys you cannot be gay then why does jesus have two fathers?
what if deja vu is not seing something again but rather
if you travel back in time previous world is past or future
If a man HAs a Fallacy in his logic does that make it phallic logic?
did  fish make sea smell  or sea make fish smell
if god knows everything
IF GOD WERE A PROGRAMMER... whould the world B.c be the beta?
In mw3
if memegenerator.net supported lower case text would i be asking this question?
If you say Sarcasm is your language is it?
Why do we have an appendix ...to have appendicitis?
why do you ask for a check when you're getting a bill
What if you snif advil fast relief  will it work faster?
IF TOMATOES ARE ACTUALLY FRUITS... DOES THAT MAKE KETCHUP A SMOOTHIE?
HOT GIRLS SHOULD BE IN THE KITCHEN OR ON OUR BED?
If escelators don't work do they become stairs?
if we can cure a snake bite with snake poison why dont we cure cancer with cancer?
If asimo masturbated  would it sound like dubstep
if god created light on the first day but didn't create the sun til the fourth then who was phone?
do deaf people know the difference between yawning and yelling?
how does practice make perfect if nobody's perfect?
If atheists don't follow a religion... why is there karma for r/atheism posts?
I WOULD BE REAL IF THE WORLD WEREN'T 6000 YEARS OLD
if i copy/paste from my previous assignments is it still plagiarism?
If there's an albino black kid is he still black?
if you hate mathematics why did you take an engineering course?
If you changed something in the past  wouldnt it not affect anything because you already went back?
Who is the mother of the mother of god
What does a cartoon Look like in an animated show?
Why They Hatin When I rollin?
when you put pokemon into the computer does that make them digimon?
If it is better to give than to recive Then football would make no sense
if diversity training is about being diverse then why is all the information always about categorizing groups of people?
If jack sparrow drinks all the rum himself will he still be mad that the rum is gone?
If god can do anything could he make a rock so heavy that he couldn't lift it?
If not with an adult
shame plus poo shampoo?
Why is the plural of 'human'  not humen?
If we elect a party into government why don't we get a say in what laws they pass?
WHy are the Trucks called 'yellow' If they are painted orange?
Am I real or is this just Chuck testa?
how much norris could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck norris?
if one hates haters
if emos hate pain so much then why do they cut themselves?
If shampoo is meant for hair should we put it on arm pits and pubic area?
if god is almighty can he create a stone so heavy he cant lift up?
If my mind's on my money and my money's on my mind where's my wallet?
let's call Michelle Renee Bush
when something goes wrong y do I state what year it is and the problem expecting it to b irrelevant in this day n age?
If the princess is in another castle Why didn't Mario just start at the end?
Do chameleons know racism?
if super glue sticks to everything then how does it come out of the bottle?
'Forget me not' Does yoda say
IF WE CAN'T stand masturbating MORE THAN 3 TIMES TO THE SAME PIC why do we still insists in solid relationship?
my brain is made of tiny animals
after i kill a hipster  how long does it take him to become cool
Why is 9gag not on wikipedia?
When it not Halloween Do pumpkins exist?
if corporations are evil why do hippies smoke so much?
Police Brutality.. Who's hurting the police?
if the 99% are crazy why is 99% of the money held by 1% of the population
If scary Brock looked in a mirror Would he shit his pants?
if pinocchio says he's telling a lie would his nose grow or stay the same?
If POISON  COMES IN FLAVORS  CAN WE TEST THEM
If you steal a cat does it make you a kitnapper?
if you are just big boned how did you get that big bone in your ass
Do muscular people shit faster?
if gaddafi is evil people who MONSTROUSLY kılled him  are angels?
why not Zoidberg?
If a PC falls from a plane is that cloud computing?
Noah's arc 10 million species on a boat?...INTERESTING
reading a group of texts about archives or reading a group of archives about texts
if absence makes the heart grow stronger does presence make the heart grow weaker?
do gay men make sandwiches for lesbians?
can god crate a rock  he cannot lift?
Water do you expire?
If you have 24 Hour call center... when do you vaccuum?
PhotoNs or neutrinos which one is faster?
if you put laptop on the table  is it still called a 'laptop'
If I go there will be trouble. If I stay It will be double. What is dilemma?
if we are not supposed to play god then why did god let us play god?
If At war with england does that mean no more doctor who?
If people of the same religion or race get married are they homos?
vegans can they eat girls out?
IF A MAILMAN IS MALE THEN WHAT IS A MAILWOMAN?
Photos or neutrinos which one is faster?
I KNOW THAT I KNOW NOTHING
If guns don't kill people
Q: Why choose Philosophy? A: its better than stupidity.
If god is perfect Why did he kill Freddie Mercury?
if a cat always falls on his feet
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If you can't tell a soul CAN YOU TELL A GINGER?
If a woman trips over a tree in the forest what is a forest doing in the kitchen?
I’ve never seen stevie wonder’s house. Has he?
in poke'mon why do you trian in fields insted of the gym's?
IF YOU FAIL ATTEMPTING SUICIDE
IF ELECTRICITY COMES FROM ELECTRONS
if a picture is worth a thousand words
if the radio works when the power is out then what powers the radio stations?
If tomatoes are fruit
Invisible velociraptor is not invisible
If toys r us sells toys why doesn't babies r us sell babies?
If 'he started it!' in not an acceptable reason to fight then why do goverments fight back when attacked?
If Steve Jobs Dies Does that make Steve's job available?
Why are memes so funny When they are about other people?
What is love? baby don't hurt me
If the plural of goose is geese
If you are looking at ponys instead of working then doesn't that make all pony nsfw?
If nice guys always finish last does that mean they are gods in bed... (ladies
If we keep Austin weird won't that just make weird the new normal?
why is there  brail on drive through atms
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE THE POWER OF STUPID PEOPLE IN LARGE GROUPS
If it's always in the last place you look do you get it right before dying?
If car seats are made of leather why don't cows have a new car smell?
IF GOD IS DISLIKES SCIENCE WHY DID HE CREATE SCIENCE?
a man with one watch knows what time it is a man with two watches is never quite sure
Produce capital exchange it
if 1 deserter is worth 5 terrorists where's this 'pen' and 'Phone' for the marine in mexico
If one human year is equal to seven dog years how many is that in cat years?
if Lincoln was a great humanitarian for freeing the slaves why did he also order the genocide of the plains Indians?
why  Michael Bay is still doing Trasnformers? Everybody already knows that it sucks
God sent fire to destroy those who wouldn't listen to him... God started the first Flame war?
can u get cornered in a round room
Either there was nothing before there was something
why do they call it a wii u when i'm nothing compared to them?
If you're running away from fear Are you running towards happiness?
Which *IS* better 1 or 2?
if you go to heaven no matter how mean you are as long as you let god into your heart then what's the difference between heaven and hell?
if every one has fat doesn't that make everyone fat?
if you don't care what people think why try to hurt their feeling through insults
Jesus died
Christians and atheists: Please prove whether  there is or is not a god. -Agnostics
Why do we cook bacon And bake cookies
If liquid and gas are different states of matter what is liquid gas?
if the horse does the running while carrying a person on it's back why does the jockey get the million dollars?
give is the opposite of take But caregiver and caretaker mean pretty much the same thing?
if marriage is a form of slavery for women why do romance novels that end in marriage sell so well?
If shampoo strips your hair of nutrients and conditioner basically puts it back in; does that mean the 2 in 1s are the best?
If April showers bring may flowers what do May flowers bring?
how can you watch a video on YouTube but you can only like one if you sign in
if life is a highway then what are hitch hikers?
WHY DRINK AND DRIVE IF YOU CAN EAT chocolate and live
If you died in a car crash Does that mean you can only drive down the highway to hell?
iS IT NOT SINFUL NOT TO SIN WHEN JESUS DIED FOR OUR SINS?
if you use sanitizer for lube will there be any mess to clean?
if something is 'off'-limits why am i limited from entering?
if mohammed was the last prophet i wonder who will be the next prophet?
if a tree falls in the forest and there's noone there to hear it would a hipster buy its album?
if eve doomed the human race for an apple what would she do for a klondike bar?
Boss Why no cars this week?
Instead of complaining about how much your wedding costs maybe you could just not spend so much
What happens to a blind man When he masturbates?
if the board game life is based on life itself wouldn't quitting a game count as suicide?
IF SOMEONE ATTACKS YOU WITH POPCORN IS IT A SALT AND BUTTERY?
if obama had been elected president of africa would they have considered him the first white president?
If life begins at conception why don't we celebrate zygotedays?
if evil people go to hell for  doing wrong where does the devil go for doing wrong
If your head and body aren't attached Do you have no head or no body
Is it really the top drawer If you only have one drawer?
if ghosts live in the dark why is dark super-effective on ghost?
why does charmander go from orange to red as charmeleon then back to orange as charizard?
if two french people french kiss are they french french kissing or just kissing?
if a liar is telling the truth then why is he still called a liar?
if it's okay to abort a fetus before it's born why is it not okay for the person who grew from that fetus to abort himself?
if you play alphabet on time for iPhone do you type faster than you think?
if gas costs $3.499 per gallon how do i get change if i only buy 1?
When GLaDOS SINGS 'STILL ALIVE' IS THAT CONSIDERED DUBSTEP?
If youre a hermaphrodite which bathroom do you use
WTF  Were did i leave my keys
Lets see.............. 1.21 gigawatts should do the trick
So he takes the glasses off And he's superman
If I was having sex with my clone WHO WOULD BE ON TOP?
If olive oil is made from olives then from what is baby oil made?
If DOWN-VOTING a meme that has 1 UP-VOTE makes it 0 voted  then why does re-UP-VOTING gives it 2?
If democrats are for the poor does that mean they have they to make more poor people to increase their voting stock?
If people from poland are called poles why people from holland aren't called Holes?
why doesn't anyone know what idk stands for?
you said 'there are no absolutes' are you absolutely sure of that?
is a double negative used on opposite day proper GRAMMAR?
why am i in jurassic park? shouldn't i be in cretacious park
if an unpopular opinion is truly an unpopular opinion why do some of them become so popular?
If You Ask 'are you thinking what i am thinking' Why do we ask what we are thinking if they said Yes?
Does being hindu  prevent you from saying yolo?
If the world ends in 2013 how come my YOGURT expires in 2014?
when you're holding a hammer everything looks like a nail
What happens if Schr&#246;dingers cat Observed itself?
Why do e!
If sean is pronounced 'shawn' Should bean be pronounced 'bawn'?
If diabetics are advised to eat carbohydrates  does this mean alcoholics should drink lots of alcohol?
what if there's really a conspirancy against us and people are taken to the asylum because they're getting too close to the truth
If white girls wear black mascara why dont black girls wear white mascara?
What if Douglas Adams was right? The answer to life is 42
If things can only be black or white Does that mean your grey matter is wrong?
If your eyes can see the glory of the comming of the lord  Wouldn't you be blind?
If Princess Leia is In Star Wars
weed - green... tobacco - red?
A year or so after giving birth
If people hate justin bieber so much
if plastic is made from oil and oil is made from dead dinosaurs  does that mean a plastic dinosaur is made out of a real dinosaur
if every season starts on the same days why does groundhog day exist?
use spell check  before posting your stupid meme
if popcorn is made by popping... then why isnt kettlecorn made by kettling?
if something is actually wrong when a woman says 'nothing' how do know it when there is truly nothing wrong?
if im the most upvoted meme then why am i ranked number six?
if there weren't lots of mass media sheep i wouldn't have anything to eat
If things were different they wouldn't be the same
why is' put another shrimp on the barby' a popular australian phrase when australians call shrimp prawns?
since god gave man free will does that mean the mayan serpent king peoples here before adam and ever had a hive mind?
if raptor means 'bird of pray' why i not fly with angels?
You did what now?
why would a state make marijuana legal if a federal ban made marijuana disappear?
if i forgot the top text?
Are Eskimo Kisses Like Dog Kisses?
IFJUDGING IS A SIN AND ONLY GOD CAN DO IT
If its possible to delete the app store is it possible to get it back
When you make a baby with your mother is it your brother or your son?
If friendship is magic are bronies OK with being friendzoned?
If Dora is so unlikeable Then why is it still on air?
So mufasa
if i'm a meme that makes you a youyou?
If there is a new zealand So where is a old zealand?
If I scratched a heart onto my funny bone would i love myself silly?
If there are an infinite number of universes shouldn't god exist in at least one of them?
What if the hokey pokey Really *is* what it's all about?
ARE YOU GAY IF YOU LOVE YOURSELF?
If all information is obtained through one of five senses with which sense do we perceive our thoughts?
if the deaf can't hear sounds can they hear the voices inside their heads?
I DON'T ALWAYS MIX MY MEMES TELL ME HOW THAT'S WORKING OUT FOR YOU?
ever look at your job and wonder is this as good as it gets?
if voldermort can live forever why dosn't he fix his nose
what if one day china doesn't rule the world
rawr 
If there's a hyrule and a lorule
IF IT'S THE MINIMUM WAGE HOW COULD ANYONE LIVE ON IT?
If a woman calls herself a milf
if a cat has nine lives
How come people park in driveways And drive in parkways?
if not wanting to pay for other people's health care means I want others to be sick does that mean that not covering other peoples checks at a restaurant means I want them to starve?
Can a blind person Be a racist?
if people throw stones at you while you are smoking weed won't that make you get stoned
If i called and no one answers did i ever really call?
If ginger have no souls how does alec wear shoes?
Does a gangster lick his ice cream cone... Or use a spoon?
If Dorothee doesnt know shes beutiful & thats what makes her beautiful does informing her of her beauty instantly make her ugly?
IF CRAIGSLIST ONLY WANTS CASH WHY DON'T SELLERS PRICE THEIR SHIT IN INCREMENTS OF $20?
if i give my aid to someone will he get AIDS
IF YOU BURN CRACKERS THIS DIWALI YOU WOULD BE AND ASSHOLE
Can a child get arrested for child pornography?
If time travel exists in the future Maybe the past never existed
l  o  l  yolo
Lies about mods car is totally barried
if al sharpton was shot by a black person would jesse jackson care?
IF GAY PEOPLE COME OUT OF THE CLOSET DO GAY MIDGETS COME OUT OF THE CABINET?
Jos  Katainen  on k&#228;teinen miksi sit&#228; ei saa nostaa nordeasta?
If someone leaves Mexico Missouri does that make them an illegal immigrant?
if universe is multidimensional... will be another dimension if i cut the space in the middle
If Muslims take over the world... what will happen to porn?
If i say you're moonwalking backwards is your direction forward or backward?
Do women remember every hurtful thing because elephants never forget?
What if god does nothing 'Cause He's an anarchist?
How does one herp a derp when the derp has been herped?
How do they know that the Big Bang made a  bang noise if there is no sound in space?
If 93% of murders are by blacks is seeing a black guy profiling or just a risk assessment?
what if Trayvon Martin received justice the moment George Zimmerman pulled the trigger?
If cadence rules the empire isn't she an empress?
What happens if Kira writes 'Death' in the Death Note ?
if swearing is considerd imature then why is it considered adult language?
not sure if it's a vine video or trying to show off his body by not wearing a t-shirt
If a cluttered desk is a sign of a cluttered mind of what
if two heads are better than one are men smarter than women by default
'Only God can judge me' Doesn't that really mean 'Shut up
If an older movie was set in the future is it now set in current times?
if i choke a smurf to what color it's going to turn?
isn't microsoft works  an oxymoron?
If 666 is the number of the beast Is 664 the neighbor of the beast?
what if Rino's are just fat unicorns
Si la Iglesia considera inv&#225;lido el matrimonio civil... por qu se empe&#241;a en negarlo para gays y lesbianas?
If pinocchio said 'My nose will now grow' Then doesn't that mean he would never have to use his dick again?
Does Putin ever Put out?
If dora had her show dubbed in spanish should they dub the spanish words in english?
if aram is all random all mid
if winter is coming
if something is better than the leading brand is it the leading brand or batter than itself
If Rodger hit it first... ...then why didn't he get his ex-girlfriend pregnant in the first place?
do liberals realize that the poeple they're trying to take guns from have guns?
If a wizard casts a spell on you are you still being bewitched?
if apple computers become mainstream what will hipsters buy?
If nothing is better than eternal bliss
IF YOU GET IRRITATED BY PEOPLE WHO DO STUPID THINGS AND YOU DO STUPID THINGS YOURSELF THEN DON'T YOU GET IRRITATED BY YOURSELF AS WELL
what if i wasn't really green and you're all colourblind?
if you made a subtle joke infront of stevie wonder would he 'see' what you did there?
If i gambled $1000 dollars here Would I still have to pay ten dollars for parking
if islam is fascism
Common sense should be classed as a superpower As it's so rare now-a-days
If there is really a glass ceiling shouldn't we let all the women work above us?
why does the turtle who 'does machines' fight with a stick?
What pornstars do in their spare time?
if couch lock is when youre too high to move .. would that make  life-lock
If everyone takes a shit but no one gives a shit Where does all the shit come from?
If there are such things as third degree burns wouldn't they be consider cold?
IF IT'S CALLED STAR TREK INTO DARKNESS
IBM invests 1B in Flash then IBM cuts 1B in staff?
If the US gives Food aid to hungary Will they change their name to 'Full'?
What if Bieber Fever  Is 98 degrees?
Who is this NEssie? I'd like to meet her
Westeros or V&#228;ster&#229;s?
if i don't like nazis and nazis are a culture that is intollerant to other cultures then am i culturally intallorant?
What if there's no substitution TO HARD WORK ?
If i can dance when i want to  can i leave my friends behind?
If the answers are in the reading why don't people know the answers?
If I type my meme in english than why do i need to select a language?
when you try to fart and accidentally shit
does everything taste like chicken? Or does chicken taste like everything?
are P'diddles on the highway actually pedophiles with a warning light?
If objects in the mirror are closer than they appear Does that mean when things look like they are touching the mirror
One does not simply use the right meme
Is it copyright infringement If you remix a remix?
i wonder if mrs. macdonald owns a farm?
If the farther we ar from technology the closer we are to god what does god think about religious podcasts?
if zombies are the living dead  than how do you kill them
if a bully meets someone stronger than him does he become the dweeb?
I KNOW I SHOULDN'T HAVE AN ERECTION LASTING FOUR OR MORE HOURS.. BUT WHAT IF I WANT TO?
What if the Westboro baptist church is behind all these tragities so that they can protest at all these funurals
Why is it that the word 'beliefs' has the word 'lie' in the middle?
if a schizophrenic commits suicide is it considered a suicide?
If a schyzophrenic commits suicide Is it considered a murder?
if the Clippers and lakers played Who would be the home team?
if dinosaurs died long ago
IF toilet won't flush maybe it doesn't need to?
If loneliness has always been a friend of yours Does that mean your not lonely?
People destroy trees to make a paper why they add 'save trees' on the paper
if there's a woman behind every successful man is she giving him a reach around?
do cannibals bite the hand that feeds them?
our school can't afford heating yet there are tvs all ove the god damn place
THEY MOCK That which they do not understand
Does sharing memes on facebook make me cool?
if we make the same mistake  enough times does it become standard operating procedure?
IF GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE AND PEOPLE KILL PEOPLE Then why do people defend their homes with guns? Aren't people tHe dangerous Ones?
If everything what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas How do we know what happens in Vegas?
if bullies only bully because they have been bullied then how did bullying start
Never feed a mogwai after midnight but from when can we feed it
So you pay the government to work so they can put the country in debt and make more laws to deem you criminal?
paranoia  the instances of your coincidences are coincidental
If the blue man group would eat a blueman union would the world explode -toby turner 2013
Cogito
If ' fetus is less human than an adult pig' and we can eat pork does it mean that dawkins advocates canibalism
if dinosaurs are extinct
If the pope hates gays why does he wear a dress?
IF THE 2ND TEAM BEATS THE 1ST TEAM IN EVERY PRACTICE SHOULDN'T THE 2ND TEAM BE THE 1ST TEAM?
Did you know  when you're four you can blow the dust off a jelly bean?
if the galaxy s4 slogan is 'life companion' Does that mean i don't have to buy their next phone?
Question of the day When you wait for a waiter  in a restaurant
y si los borrachos dicen la verdad por que siempre dicen que no estan borrachos
if you don't understand something do you overstand it
I wonder if green will win Oh yeah
if LIGHT BUlbs make heat better than light  Shouldn't they be called 'heat bulbs'
If a live album is a recording of a performance
if life was a video game would infants be 'noobs'?
How could Heisenberg ever be certain?
IF I AM A CONSCIOUS BEING ENDOWED WITH THE POWER OF CHOICE WHY IN SO MANY MOMENTS I FEEL I HAVE NO OPTION to choose?
If the glass is half full isn't it twice as big as it needs to be?
If you spread your butt cheeks and fart does it make a sound?
If 'A Picture is worth 1
IF MALL SANTA IS MAGIC SHOULDN'T HE ALREADY KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS?
Not sure if you look older or i look younger...
since 'there aint no rest for the wicked' is a double negative
If OWS Protesters loved Hugo Chavez and he died a billionaire Why do they hate Mitt Romney?
A co by było gdybym dostał odpowiedzi na moje pytania
if being called gay an insult to straight men then is being called straight an insult to gay men?
what is love? metaphysical sexual desires
if anything is possible is it possible for something to be impossible?
When woman means yes and says no what will she say when she means no?
How i can touch my chin with my short arms
if guns kill people why aren't they the ones in jail?
a man once asked me if i knew god... then i ate him
Is philosoraptor my name
If you get drunk on bloody marys what do you use as a hangover remedy?
if the uk is a kingdom does that make the vatican a poppadom?
Is life but a meme?
If a Vacuum cleaner 'sucks' Is that a good or a bad thing?
Do people with alzheimer's Forget they have alzheimer's?
Astronomy software being used to fight breast cancer?! OK...But what was Ben Affleck wearing?
If clocks had sex would they give birth to watches?
if breast implants are made of silicone
if coke has one secret formula why does it taste different from other countries?
If Judaism
If John signs his email 'Thanks
If I am a son of god
am i thinking or scratching?
if full hd is the perfect image  and I need glasses for 3d will I need 4eyes for 4k?
If women are meant to be in the kitchen how do they get to the laundry room?
wears leggings but no ass
IF YOU DELETE THE RECYCLE BIN WHERE DOES IT GO?
if it is not a bowling contest then why is it called 'Superbowl'?
If an upside down cake was made upside down would it still be an upside down cake?
If The Hoskins Sisters call Seth
If we used reverse Psychology
If your girlfriends birthday is on valentines day  Do you get her a birthday present or valentines gift
We eat food and shit shit will we shit food if we eat shit
chicken or egg? what about god or people?
if the proof is in the pudding
WHy don't you just buy more money?
Do cigars Mate with Cigarettes?
if i freeze a bicycle do i get two icicles?
If apples fall
IF YOU CAN GET PAST SOMEONE CAN YOU GET FOWARD SOMEONE?
If the hills have Eyes  DO THE MOUNTAINS HAVE FACES
WHY ARE THERE SMART CARS FOR DUMB PEOPLE?
Is it ok to illegally download  'Breaking the Law' by Judas Priest?
If both teams that play in the super bowl are away teams who is the home team and who is the away tem
If he was omnipotent why did he need two of each animal?
WorlD bank  So that Is why Where going to mars we have no earth monEy
WHY NOT? Should i ask the question bottom to top?
If there's a race for bad  luck will bad luck brian    win or lose
What If Neo Swallowed Both    Pills at the Same Time?
Don't know if she's trying to be pretty or a clown
If my friend isn't answering texts is he sleeping or jerking off?
If women are physically strong enough for frontline combat that means they can play in the nfl too. Right?
saying 'words can't describe' something is using words to describe something
y u no use correct meme?
What if trolling has become so mainstream that good guy greig is a hipster?
when a goal is scored in a team sport... are we celebrating and cheering on our team's success or the opposition's failure ?
if stupidity was contageous would it be called derpes?
if war isnt the answer then whats the question?
What If it really does take four saxophone players to change a tire?
If nobody wants to be mainstream isn't it too mainstream not to be mainstream?
If you think naivEty does not INVOLVE you
If diamonds are the hardest thing on earth can a diamond hammer destroy everything??
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Apocalypse management
WHen it snows on christmas it's a white christmas so
if money is the root of all evil why won't you cleanse your soul by giving all of your money to me?
se um homem viaja na sexta feira para uma cidade 
if you broke up with your gf and she asks you to be her best friend are you getting friendzoned or she is?
what if you woke up one day  and all your life was just a child's dream
If zombies are called 'Undead' and undead is the opposite of dead Does that mean we are all zombies?
i dont know if i always think or people just think so
the day you realize you're an ignorant... are you still one?
if people go to the gym to work out
What if posts about imgur being over capacity are causing imgur to be over capacity
Why do we say 'Thunder and lightning'  if lightning strikes before we hear the thunder?
If you say benedict do you mean eggs benedict?
how does one  divide by zero
if you have sex with Siamese twins is it automatically a threesome ?
so if the terminator is made out of metal does this mean has as steel wool for peubs?
if i have kids interracially
Is New Years Christmas  For a DUI Attorney?
If we count the years since jesus' birth shouldn't we celebrate the new year on christmas?
If zombies refuse abortion Does that mean they're pro life?
If zombies refuse abortion Does that make them pro life?
Why did cortana have to die when john and a million pervs loved her?
if when life gives you lemons
if studying sociology makes me a 'sociologist'
katanya proses pembuatan teh pucuk harum tanpa tangan lalu
Why do we park in a driveway
If body-enhancers are illegal in athletes Than shouldn't Photoshop be illegal for﻿ model?
What if herian is only awake because he's an android
If we call black people african american in america what do we call them in europe?
if canada really goes through with manufacturing its own pro-hockey league... will canadian clubs finally be ~Allowed~ to win a title again ?
what if the WRAPPING  paper is the present?
what if the hokey pokey Really is what it's all about?
What if magic is real but everyone is out of mana?
If a guy who fixes a roof is a roofer IS THE PERSON WHO LIVES IN THE HOUSE A ROOFIE?
if she is beautiful when she doesn't know does it make her ugly when she knows
I was once told that if you cant laugh with them let them laugh at you
If we are maya's apocalypse survivors... Shouldn't christians be called armagedon credulous?
when black is the color of death but black isn`t a color why do people die
If sOnic is the fastest thing alive Then how Is rainbow dash faster
if the troll is supposed to be mad and mean  then why when i see him in the internet hes smiling
Why am i always thinking? When I could be eating
what if the mayans were just trolling us about 12/21/12?
if ace cAN TURN INTO FIRE AND NATSU EATS FIRE DOES THAT MEAN NATSU CAN EAT ACE?
So did we save piracy By releasing music SO BAD NO ONE WANTS TO STEAL IT
if we get a lump of coal for christmas. how do we run out of fossil fuel?
If our bodies begin the process of decaying when we are born.. Did the universe start to end when it first began?
If the mayan CALENDAR ends on december 21st would the APOCALYPSE happen on December 22nd
IS GINGER ALE THE NECTAR OF A RED HEAD?
if i kill two birds with one stone  do i get to keep the extra stone
If lifes good does that make me good at life?
So if dirk didn't play in the 2011 finals Lebron would be a two time champion ?
IF SKYFALL WAS JAMES BOND'S HOUSE WHAT DOES LET THE SKYFALL MEAN?
How did the guy from cod zombies get all those wooden planks?
I someone told you they were a liar Would you believe them
If enough people followed the trend of avoiding mainstream trends to create a mainstream trend can you still be a hipster if a hipster is mainstream?
if a zombie bites a vampire
if every cloud has a silver lining when it rains will i be rich?
isn't every book a 'text book'?
Life is not fair for anyone thats what makes life fair
Is WINDOWS Restarted OR RETARDED?
If the majority of dark wizards came from the house that stands for 'potential for greatness' then does that mean that most great wizards are evil?
if the light that burns twice as bright burns half as long does the light that burns half as bright burn twice as long?
Stop making these shity images. with horrible grammar and typos.
If sticks and stones break your bone but words never hurt you... Then why is the pen mightier than the sword
What if slenderman  Had a face?
if it's my money why do I have to ask for it back?
If swallowing water when you choke on food helps then what do you swallow when you choke on water?
is that Kirby's head or body?
If orange juice comes from oranges  then why is it always yellow
If Apple made pokemon games would they Have HM flash?
if vampires weakness is wood.. i can stab them with a no. 2 pencil?
why does compcert dominate and exun fluctuate?
how do mailmen get their mail?
is the skin on your forearm called foreskin?
if I don't litter do I help the workers or am i against them?
CANON 5D AUTO PROFESSIONAL
why do we drive on parkways 
If little kids voice cracks do they sound like adults?
IF NO time Traveler has come to visit us from the future
If cinderella's shoes were part of the magic why didn't they disappear at midnight?
if  gary bettman is gone  then will we play hockey
if kosovo is serbian clay How come only 2% of population is serbian?
if god plays battlefield would god mode be turned on?
if obama is democrat then why does he wear red ties
If everyone tries to be extraordinary doesn't  that make us unique?
does swag reversed  mean we asians got swag? well yes we do have swag
if DINOSAURS died millions of years ago then how am i still here?
If we are together forever alone aren't we not forever alone??
Does the burger king Live in a White Castle?
is google analytics trying to tell me something by autocompleting after the first 4 letters of the word 'analytics'?
So if weed is legal in Colorado... will they still celebrate 420?
If abs are made in the kitchen why aren't they on the menu?
When jesus masturbates does he still scream his own name?
so we're born babies and we die babies?.......
if the earth is supposedly 9
what if the things we said in our cars  we said in person?
iF TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES HAS BEEN AROUND FOR OVER 25 YEARS ARE THEY REALLY TEENAGERS?
when doing laundry socks inside or out?
If single cells are people too Isn't disinfectints murder?
If iron means fe and man means male does that mean iron man is female
If disney bought lucasfilms does that make princess leia a disney princess?
end of the world for us on 12/21/2012 or end of us for the world?
i wonder if it's possible to sneak up behind slenderman
Kalo di toko-toko ada tulisan 'selain karyawan dilarang masuk' berarti manajer
if apple made a car would it have windows?
If America is a protestant nation how come no team can beat notre dame in football?
Wouldn't a Stupid asian be like any other person?
IS IT POSSIBLE TO A BLIND GUY TO ENTER IN A SHOP AND SAY THAT IS JUST LOOKING AROUND
If Heaven is such a great place for everyone Then who does the sewage up there?
isn't a riddle wrapped in an enigma surrounded by a mystery still just a riddle?
if one is failing to love again Does it mean that one failed to love before
if ur in a car travling at speed of light what happens when u turn the lights on?
Obama is the ass wouldnt that make romney the hole
In order to wag the dog
If the pen is mightier ThaN the sword... Than What is a pencil?
How does 85% of congress GET RE-ELECTED  with a 20% approval rating?
BENZENE+AMINE BENJAMIN
What should youy say if God sneezed?
Good girls go bad because of bad boys? why not good girls go for good boys?
Y U NO Wait- wrong meme fuuuuuuuuuuu-
if 1 goose is a goose
If usc can't play football doesn't that just make them the cocks?
if my employer's slogan is your work is our work do i take the day off?
where do we send a homeless drunk person
If we don't haze our pledges then will our public reputation become good?
Why do they call it a blackboard if its green?
If: As Ayn Rand believed
if christmas is just around the corner is it stalking me?
if mitt romney likes a woman does he put 3 rings on it?
If all truths are knowable then all truths must in fact be known
Why all together is written separately  AND SEPARATELY IS WRITING ALL TOGETHER?
if human is an animal does it means that all humans are zoophiles
IF A COLORBLIND CHAMELEON GO ON A LEAF what coulour WILL HE BECOME?
when a playwright writes awful plays do we have to call them a playwWrong?
So the country with the most advanced military on the planet recruits its own children to fight its battles?
what if i have been lying and everyone believes me
APASIH  TEORI ALAM SEMESTA QUANTUM ITU?
If juggernaut gets proer than me i'll be able to defeat him?
What if bing uses google
If i say SOMETHING to my friend and he just nods does that mean he does not care?
IS THE SECRET OF OIL OF OLAY that it's short for 'oil of old lady'?
if you like donuts 
if i promised you that i wouldn't make promises I couldn't keep
What do they use to ship styrofoam?
IF AJ LEE MARRIED JOEY STYLES Could Tna sue?
if a sandwich is a five dollar footlong why do we pay $6.41 for it?
If a king rules a kingdom and an emperor rules an empire... who rules a country?
You can lead a horse to water But you can't make it funny
if a tree falls in the woods and nobody is there to hear it does a hipster still make a book about it?
what if being hipster becomes mainstream
if so many people are hipster through their hatred of mainstream... ...howcome being hipster isn't mainstream itself?
If deep shit is deep enough is it food?
why are we running on a planet that goes at the speed of 66600 MPH?
why being a dancer should exclude being a human?
when girls say all guys are the same  does that mean you been with them all?
do british people try to mimic american accents?
if everything that can exist exists then does nothing exist?
If you don't do what you say
what if a lie was said it was a lie  is it still a lie or it is the truth?
Why is Joan Jett's song called 'Everyone Knows' If she doesn't reveal the topic in the song?
if you can't change washington from the inside then why be inside washington?
If information is power What can you tell me From this here high-voltage cable
Think about all the thoughts that haven't been thought yet
If Europe thinks that America is stupid Why doesn't America think that Europe is smart?
if im at home and doing work is that considered homework?
what if justice is daft punk unmasked?
if the private sector is doing fine why does the dollar store now offer plans of four easy payments of 25 cents?
if the private sector is doing fine why did betty crocker just come out with 'roadkill helper'?
What if Twilight Sparkle is dyslexic?
IF AN ATHEIST FALLS IN THE FOREST AND NOBODY ELSE IS AROUND DID HE EVER EXIST?
If a weiner dog gets excited does that make it a boner dog?
If god is omnipresent is he in my ass?
Since dentists make their money off of people's unhealthy teeth... why would I want to buy a product that 9 out of 10 of them recommend?
What if god let evolution happen... but didn't explain it on the bible because it would be too complex for humans to understand 4000 years ago?
if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it where did everyone go?
if two friends are forever alone
what if chocolate flavoured milk was just a cold hot chocolate?
If a cops Eats bacon is it cannibalism?
If im being discriminated for discriminating who's the real discriminator?
If everyone in the united states is feeling sad because today is 9-11 Then countries who had something horrible happen to them because of the United States should feel happy today?
If opposites attract then are scumbag steve and good guy greg best friends?
are the Los Angeles angels the the angels angels?
if a black person stole a hifi would it be stereotypical?
IF there is holy water is there also holy ice and holy steam?
If 90% of a thread is off topic is it considered off topic to get back on topic?
How come ON Labor day Most people have the day off?
I see you have an opinion. should i care?
are there a lot of american bars in ireland?
If weed is a marijuana bud is smoking it abortion?
does realizing something mean  you once alized it ?
What if the 'before and after Pictures' are really 'after and before pictures'
If the future is now When is the future?
What would happen if Medusa stared at SCP-173?
if nipples are used for breast feeding why do men have them?
If there are no  real life animals in POkemon Then is a hamburger made out of a Miltank?
is the meaning of life trying to figure out the meaning of life?
if there's an exception to every rule is there an exception to that rule?
if mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
What if god made things 'impossible' for humans to show how powerful he really is
How does the bus driver get out of the bus and close the door?
could thw wizard have gotten dorothy back home by rewinding the entire movie to the start
if people are preaching about being tolerant .... then why aren't they tolerant of the intolerant?
if you masterbate to rough
If i go to curves
If
is a person who commits suicide a suicider or a suicidee?
If someone does something behind your back does that mean they do it in front of your front?
How can Slenderman kill children if he doesnt have eyes?
if we all came from adam and eve then who did their kids procreate with?
If new generation surpasses old...  then why Madara kicked the kages asses
if two mermen have unsafe sex are they at risk for contracting.....Mermaids???
How can i win 100
If the scale measures mass
Maybe if I upvote all the memes it will catch on and mine will be upvoted
if democracy is run by the people why is america in a crisis?
How can my feet smell If they DON'T have a nose
if mcdonald's is solid food why then does it leave the body as soft-serve ice cream?
Radiation gives us cancer
Are people that are attracted to adult babies pedophiles?
Playoffs????
goofy is a dog with a pet dog named pluto
if sex sells... can sex sell abstinence?
Would a male ladybug be offended if you called it 'ladybug' -
love is our resistance but our love is madness
if the bassist in a band is the singer are they still popular?
If a majority of people vote to rob you  Does that make it legal?
iF mARRIAGE IS NOW CONSIDERED A cIVIL rIGHT What does that make nO-fAULT dIVORCE?
if pluto is'nt a planet  does that mean midgets aren't people?
i see people abuse the word 'le' but how many of them actually know french?
Buddy gets enemy down to 5% Just so i can finish him off
What if there is another planet Where zombies are afraid that humans are going to take over?
Do trophy manufacturers  have award nights?
If the national guard is deployed overseas who will guard the nation?
if lesbians aren't attracted to men why are they attracted to women that look like men?
if women aren't meant to cook why do they already have milk and eggs inside them?
what if we are trapped in a dream ... WE CAN ONLY WAKE UP UPON DEATH?
If legally blind means you can't see Does me being able to see mean that i'm illegally blind?
WHY IS IT CALLED A HOT WATER HEATER IF IT HEATS COLD WATER
if we make idiocy illegal will only criminals be idiots?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck... norris??
if i sit still long enough while video chatting... will the person hang up?
IF Pluto isn't a planet because it's too small Then what are midgets?
If god said the 7th day will be a day of rest why do people get up early for church?
if 50 cent raps for half a dollar what does young buck rap for
I wonder if fat drug dealers sell diet coke.
if i could time travel would i meet me
it could always be worse you could be on fire
IF BAKER BAKES COOKIES DOES COOK COOKS BAKiES
Do girls like gay guys As much as guys like lesbians?
If you pick up a gun
Are we zombies if we die in the living room?
If a christian says yolo are they renouncing their religion?
if corporations are people shouldn't Corporate olympic seats be full?
if christians say go to hell do satanist say go to heaven
If there are an infinite number of universes why isn't there a universe that has destroyed all other universes?
If straight people get offended when someone calls them gay Do gay people get offended when they are called straight?
If westboro baptist church had a shooting who would protest the funeral?
Do all druids Have multiple personality disorder?
DOES TAKING PHOTOS ON INSTAGRAM MAKE FOOD TASTE BETTER?
If a christian says yolo... do they go to hell?
did ANyone else think higgs Boson was a person or a band?
If elvis presley is the king  Can we Consider Freddie Mercury to be the queen?
If there are no coincidences Is everything Ironic?
if you place second in a race wouldnt that mean your the first loser
If she sells sea shells by the sea shore Who are the idiots buying them?
if you expect the unexpected then is it still unexpected
If you laughed at hipsters before it was cool are you a hipster?
If all dinosaurs are extinct
If the tomato is a fruit  Then isn&#180;t ketchup a smoothie?
If red bull gives you wings
if CHELSEA PLAY IN RED THEN TORRES SHOULD HAVE SCORED MORE THAN PELE
IF SOMEBODY SAYS THEY ARE A LIAR ARE THEY TELLING THE TRUTH?
If a vampire bites his tongue Does the tongue become a vampire?
when steve jobs sings with the angels do they sit on an icloud?
Does a transgender man get a pay cut after he becomes a woman?
if buy one get one free why not 50% off everything??
if you are blind how do you dream?
we can predict the end of the world but we can't even predict weather?
Why Is 'Skate Or Die' optional?
If a dj plays 'never gonna give you up' on the radio
if nothing is impossible isn't 'impossible' impossible?
If megaupload was criminal because you could share illegal copys with it Isn't the post illegal because you can share illegal CD copys with it?
if you are what you what you eat
Why is kansas city in missouri?
If there are prequels What about the postquels?
If abortion is murder? Then is masturbation genocide? Bj's cannibalism? and Condoms kidnapping?
If somebody tElls an anti joKe and people laugh.  Does that make it a good joke or a bad joke?
are we human or are we dancers?
Miku
so in america i have to buy health insurance yet not prove im a citizen?
Why do superheros wear their underwear  on the outside of their clothes?
What if muller isn't boring And i'm just depressed
If people on the internet say not to believe everything on the internet  should i believe them?
If positive thinking brings positive results does negative thinking bring back a negative STD test?
are somalions really just some aliens
I often wonder... When will I see a meme I don't rePost?
isnt filet mignon cooked rare? and therefore isn't a good dish to use when complaining about how long your ice cream is taking?
If you wanted to make pasta from scratch you'd have to create the whole universe
If adults like adultery would infants like infantry?
if a person posts a quote  is it because they really believe it or want the attention?
If it kills 99.9% Of germs does that make 0.1% of germs invincible?
if you have sex with a zombie  do you get infected?!
If it was opposite day do we do the opposite of being opposite?
If being stressed kills brain cells would exams be genocide?
IF A FAT PERSON DOES IT IS IT STILL CALLED SKINNY-DIPPING?
www.noreply.paypl.com seems legit
what if adventure time  Is JUST POKEMON AFTER A NUCLEAR WAR
Why is it okay for parents to hit their children When people go jail for hitting a dog?
If disney replaces a ghost with the hatbox ghost will that ghost have a cult following
how is jamie soward the fastest in the world if he isnt even the fastest in the nrl?
iF GUNS DONT KILL PEOPLE
If Decrease is the opposite of Increase... What's the opposite of Reduce?
If we put philip rivers as a db would he still get as many interceptions?
WOULDN'T A SINFUL MASOCHIST SEE HELL AS A REWARD?
if drunk people always tell the truth
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF YOU PUT A SLINKY ON AN ESCALATOR...?
If all is fair in love and war
If I watch the day after tomorrow...  will I wait tediously for the world to never end?
If you buy things from a wallmart in china ARE THEY MADE IN AMERICA?
would someone in a bad relationship have an insignificant other?
How come words like 'the' and 'a' never trend on twitter?
IF Didier drogba moves to china will he been in fifa 13?
if i don't 'Like if you're a 90s kid' Am i not a 90s kid?
They say when you die your whole life flashes before your eyes.... does that include all the nights you blacked out?
dont do the crime if you cant do the time so if you can do the time
Maybe the trololol guy didnt die and its all a big troll
if the government could cover up 9/11
Has anyone ever been on A WILD GOOSE CHASE?
if a white and black horse mate is their child a zebra?
In Spanish speaking countries  does the 'me gusta' troll say 'i like'?
IT's FRIDAY WAS THERE SOMETHING IN PARTICULAR I WAS MEANT TO BE DOING?
If your 11:30pm Friday the 13th flight is delayed by half an hour is that good luck?
If you hated hipters before it was cool to hate hipsters DOES THAT MAKE YOU A HIPSTER?
if someone tells you its oppsite day does that mean its not opposite day?
If the girl next door is ideal What if you grew up next door to a methadone clInic?
If a bachelor of science degree is b.s. why do you go to college to get one?
if canadian bacon is just ham
what if having DOWN SYNDROME is like being high 24/7
not sure if chris bosh is my cousin or just ugly with really long neck
If you all hate the nsw so much then why are you wasting your time watching them in the origin
when is  forever alone's birthday
If 9Fag is open in winter
when rick astley looks in the mirror does it make a sound?
If teen pregnancy is bad why does everyone congratulate pregnant teens?
If mini chocolate bars are 'snack size' what are regular size bars supposed to be?
Y U NO FAIL A MEME
do people who live in Hamburg
If people get cataracts to cats get peopleracts?
if forever alone is always alone why he is so famous?
If rock is dead can it still beat scissors?
What if our universe is already being destroyed but the after images brought by the stars haven't  reach us yet?
if two heads are better than one does that mean guys are better than girls?
If violets are blue then why are they called violets
If asians are so smart why do they eat with sticks?
If there is a zombie outbreak in vegas does it stay in vegas
what if life is a test
if when i sneeze i die for a second do i live more then once
if lemonade is made of lemons is gatorade made of gators?
shouldn't the thunder be renamed the oklahoma city bombs?
if cargo leaves colorado is he cargone?
what is the plural of mongoose?
If life is about the journey and not the destination
If your laughing at yourself and someone else starts laughing at you does that make them
If all homosexuals go to hell wouldn't that make hell a gay heaven?
How come it's cold in space when warm air always rises up?
if everything is bigger in texas explain the cowboys win percentage
IF SHARKS REALLY HAVE TWO PENISES WHAT ARE THEY COMPENSATING FOR?
IS THE JOKER BEING IRONIC BECAUSE HE IS THE ONLY ONE WHO LAUGHS AT HIS JOKES?
If all men are the same then how do you explain the difference between straight men and gay men?
if kony's army took over aruba
SO
If an open door is ajar then does that make an open jar a door?
If we are what we eat  are cannibles the only normal people?
what if some of these memes are just random shit to make you scratch your head and say 'huh?'
What if all the conspiracy theorists... Are just paranoid dorks with too much free time?
if you have sex with a dead person do you lose your virginity?
Why don't all the forever alone people Go hang out together?
If you got to fight for the right to party What must you do for the right to fight?
If so many people were against amendment 1 why didn't they get off their lazy asses and go vote?
IF A GINGER WORKS IN A BAKERY DOES THAT MAKE HIM A GINGER BREAD MAN?
If a farmer bought a laptop would it be 'The farmer and the dell?'
Why can't kids eat cake for breakfast but can have pancakes?
What if somebody with optophobia is afraid of the dark?
If you choke a smurf... ...Then what colour does it turn?
If everyone goes early to avoid the rush
If only humans go to heaven what do they eat there?
if an old lady with an oxygen tank says you took her breath away did you actually accomplish anything?
If being tickled is so annoying
IF ONE TAKES A 'DRUM AND BASS' TRACK
If a black person has stomach hair Is it called a nappy trail?
if people have never seen a dinosaur Why i exist?
if a bird can fly can a fly bird?
if a schizofrenic kills his other personality is it considered suicide
why buy $1k digital slr
IF QUIZZES ARE QUIZZICAL WHAT ARE TESTS?
If i unlike on the cancer patient's photo on facebook would i get their money and prayer?
If Today is labor day how many babies were born?
if my hair is bad
if i were to eat myself will i become twice as big
if a business doesn't generate revenue will it be bought by facebook for millions?
if 'walk hard' is a biopic
If a transformer trips and falls do they have to file an insurance claim?
who gives a shit?
If two time travelers get in a deathmatch would it be a fight to the beginning?
what if g-unit  created gmail
if aang was the last airbender why are there more now?
one teratologist equals 1000 gigatologists?
If bikinies show 90% of the body Are men decent for only looking at the 10% that isn't?
If the universe has no center where did the big bang happen?
If a rhetorical question is a question that shouldn't be answered Then what is a question that wasn't asked but was answered?
if that's not what your mother said last night then why are you putting words in her mouth
If people hate funnyjunk then why do they come here?
if woodchucks can't chuck wood why are they not just 'chuck'
I wonder if i play healing song backwards... It will be the unhealing song
do motvational speakers know they too will die one day?
if we are all god's children why must there be extinction level events?
If they make diet rite where can i find rite?
If Wendy is digging a hole is she part of the squirrel menace?
If i stand here with a thoughtful look on my face Will i appear smart?
If the universe was made for us because bananas fit in our hands are monkeys just as important as us?
if nick figures something out is he still a retard?
the black box on planes are indestructible then why isn't the whole plane made out of it?
if its obvious people all over the world believe in all types of nonsense why isnt it obvious that the local religion is nonsense
why ARE THERE NO masacres at gun ranges?
To Be Or Not to be
If satan punishes all evil people Why is he evil?
if you burn to death will they give you a discount at the crematorium?
if you drill your eyes after seeing the wierdest thing in your life
If a smoothie is a blending of fruit Is Ketchup a smoothie?
If you tip a fat person Did you go cow tipping?
What if Zebra stripes are white
if you knock off someone's hat can you be charged for decapitation
do gay vulcans go through pon farr?
Mayonnaise is it an instrument?
If not knowing she's beautiful makes her beautiful will telling her she's beautiful make her ugly?
If girls say all they want is a good guy then why do they only date assholes?
if everything must go
if god is real and we are all his children we can't we walk on water ?
what happens isf a unstoppable force  hits a unmoveable object
Do Microsoft employees use I.E.?
Do Daycare criminals resist a rest
if she never cooks
if dyslexics see words jumbled up  then do they understand anagrams better
Who took the picture  Of the worlds first camera
Either God doesn't exist
why is shipment done in cars and cargo done in ships?
If the opposite of pro is con
If ekans is snake backwards then does that mean muk is supposed to be kum?
if life gives you lemon's  do you have to make lemonade?
Who coined the phrase 'coined the phrase'?
If dora the explorer teaches you spanish on tv in america
when did 'gay
if women think they aren't meant to cook why do they have milk & eggs inside them?
Is the opposite of Andrew Jackson Andrew Jacksoff?
what if you are knocking the fridge door beofre opening it 
If the supreme court says money is free speech then do rich people have more free speech than poor people?
If dinosaurs are extinct.... how am i even here?
IF YOU NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL TO BE GOOD IN LIFE THEN WHY DO WE STOP GOING TO SCHOOL
if i passed my exams can i also future them?
what would happen if Pinocchio said 'my nose will grow right now?'
is mr. woods named tiger because his mom is thai and his father is a black man?
IF MEGAN FOX HAD KEPT HER MOUTH SHUT
what if ridiculously photogenic guy joined the final destination is he going to die or live?
i wonder if fry is not sure or not sure
if the sky is blue and white
if my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard do we all use the same straw?
what if the world wide web is an aptly-named device intent on entangling the whole of humanity?
How can an escalator be broken if it just becomes stairs
what if justin and mr tumble... ... are the same person?
If all houses have weird smells what does mine smell like?
WILL FAITH IN HUMANITY ALWAYS NEED TO BE RESTORED ?
If Jesus was a jew then why doesn't he crack any jokes?
if god created all does that mean he's firstfag?
If your always INCONSTANT does that make you CONSTANTLY inconstant?
IF IT'S NOT A SONG
sINCE THEY PUT THE TITANIC IN 3D
Are we victims of our circumstance or victims of our genetics?
Hey bentley i heard you like the wild ones
if peeta and katniss are dating does that mean their celebrity name is peniss?
if she sells seashells by the sea shore  what's she selling in Jersey?
If a red head works at a bakery doesn't that make him a ginger bread man
BEN P on break Or maybe just starting a new alt?
forever. alone. guy fag?
Can a boss be a boss like a boss?
if africans and black and europeans are white then are mixed people gray?
If an american moves to africa are they called an american african?
If Ifunny is full of rate pictures then is irate full of funny pictures?
If there are no females on the internet this is boxxy male?
If aborting a fetus is considered murdering a human
If Digimon digivolve why don't pokemon pokevolve?
if god is everywhere does he watch me take a crap
if obama bin laden is dead  then who is our president?
if i lost my wallet and someone else found it is my wallet still lost ?
if people from poland are called poles what are people from holland called?
If those who allow evil are sinners shouldn't god go to hell?
If Adam and Eve did not eat from the tree how will we know the man from woman?
If a fat person skinny dips is it a chunky dunk?
if the opposite of capitalism is communism then why did soviet russia have a capital
If i stay on topic in an off topic thread
if you searched it once why do research?
If E.T. had trouble trying to phone home why didn't he just leave a text?
if fat people have excess skin arent they the ''skinny'' ones
if awesome is full of awe what is awful?
If you're being sarcastic to a troll Is that double trolling?
WHAT IF JESUS DIED oN APRIL 1st TO FOOL EVERYONE?
If April 1ST is TrollDay Is no trolling then Trolling?
If the bible says: Thou shalt not kill  Then why were there crusades?
IF THE BOTTOM LINE IS TRUE BUT THE TOP LINE ISNT.. ...WHICH LINE IS TRUE?
If someone post a justin bieber pic and write 'still not as gay as Twilight' would that statement be true?
if we add all the hours we suffered from power cuts Didn't we
how is it possible the rat control the cook?
... school announces a day of mourning following a student's death ... 'So if i kill someone would we get another holiday?'
So if the mainstream became what is now considered to be the alternate
IF TWICE BAKED POTATOES
my sister told me davey jones died and I thought she was lieing then I saw her face and now i'm a believer
how can Schrodinger's cat be alive? It has been locked in that box for 70 years with no food or water
In soviet russia
Why do cars drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
if i got my doctorate in derp then do i really derp?
if someone has hearing aids
If Vampires cannot circulate blood then how do they get erections
if a ram is a kind of sheep and an ass is a kind of mule why is a ram in the ass a goose?
If curiosity killed the cat Am I next?
what if the Mayans predicted rick santorum becoming president
what if this is not the right meme for 'what if' questions?
WHY IS MONOSYLLABIC PENTASYLLABIC?
is my mind on the money or is the money on my mind??
what
why does the badguys have the cool stuff while the good guys gets the lame stuff
why don't they just make the 1 ply twice as thick?
if the rapture happens when all of the jews are assembled in israel was Hitler trying to save us all?
How old would you be if you didn’t know how old you are?
IF 'I' COMES BEFORE 'E' EXCEPT AFTER C SHOULDN'T 'THEIR' BE SPELT 'THIER'?
My thoughts they can be deep
will i die? because of thinking so much?
if being hipster is considered mainstream then is being yourself considered hipster?
If you're 18 and your gf's 16 does that make you a pedo?
what would happen to bobby flay's career if chile peppers disappeared
If the cake box says don't eat the batter then why do people eat the batter anywas?
If one dislikes intolerant people does that make him one of them?
If planes fly
if your mind is in your head then isn't a bj mindblowing
Is it a one-eyed
What if in a fire drill... There's actually a fire and nobody knows?
If liberals despise the wealthy Then how does Michael Moore get a pass?
if charles foster kane died alone who heard him say 'rosebud'?
If catholic hospitals can't give contraception because it's against god's will then why do they offer viagra
TRIDENT MEANS 'THREE TEETH'. WHAT IF 4 OUT OF 5 DENTISTS RECOMMEND IT BECAUSE IT'S GOOD FOR BUSINESS ?
if we self-mod ourselves.. are we not playing god?
If calling people gay is all you do doesn't that mean gay people are always on your mind?
is the red planet mercury like the crimson eye of cerberus?
if there is an all-of-the-above answer in your multiple choice question
If I am excited for the hunger games does that mean i'm from the capitol?
would it be stand up comedy if he's in a wheel chair?
If guys masturbate to lesbians do girls masturbate to gays?
the sentence at the bottom is true the sentence at the top is false
Why do we live If we are all going to die?
if people know what memes are does that mean they actually know how to use the internet?
If a wOodchuck would chuck wood How much would it chuck?
how does one kidnap invisible children?
If adam and eve were made for each other in GENESIS ii then what about the other girl from GENESIS i?
how come you drive on the parkway   but you park in the driveway
IF we travel in a car at the speed of light what will happen when we turn our lights on?
Is a tandem unicycle just a bicycle?
if lesbians hate men so much why are they trying to look like them?
if i ate the bottom text then.. ..
What if full restore was actually jaffa cakes in real life?
i could stop posting memes and let you study but is that enabling your negative rights or obstructing my positive rights?
WHAT DO YOU CALL THE MIDDLE OF A LADY'S LEG? 'e'
IF BLOWBACK DOESN'T EXIST AND TERRORISTS REALLY HATE US BECAUSE WE ARE FREE DOES THAT MEAN THEY ARE STARTING TO LIKE US?
If you are what you eat Shouldnt I be eating people?
IF god created everything in six days the who created us?
if there's an infinite number of decimals between zero and one
IF VORDAMORT CAN KILL PEOPLE WHY DOESN'T HE USE MAGIC TO MAKE HIS OWN NOSE
if two vegetarians hate each other is it still called 'having beef'?
If a molecule is an electrophile does it like listening to electronic music?
IF BEANS ARE BAKED CAN THEY STILL BE USED IN A SAUCE?
If you're not supposed to answer rhetorical questions are they really questions?
whats the point?
If we kill of justin bieber will we get nobel prize for peace?
if choosy moms choose jiff then what do non choosy moms choose?
IF everyone is not perfect then why do people say 'practice
if you become a nonconformist does that mean you conform to nonconformity?
if two vegetarians have a problem with one another would it still be referred to as having 'beef'?
Just smoking with some humans hand
If this is not a question decide whether it is still a question
If we can't tickle ourselves how can we masturbate
if bacon is red how can pork be the other white meat?
what if i waste not yet still have want?
PENGUINS ARE BLACK AND WHITE. OLD TV SHOWS ARE BLACK AND WHITE. THEREFORE
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck
isn't every airplane landing actually a controlled crash?
if dinosaures extinct what am i doing here?
If mainstream models are annorexic are plus size models normal?
Burnal Equinox Actually Solstice?
what would happen if i mixed up phiosoraptor with the conspiracy keanu meme?
IF YOU APPROACH SOMEONE TWICE
If hippes are tree huggers why do they smoke weed?
if I hate humans does that make me the worst kind of racist?
if infact parallel universes exist is there a parallel universe were they don't exsist?
If milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard
if god forgives everybody no matter how bad they are y he couldnt forgive adan from eating an apple??
If early bird catches the worm what catches the bird?
was mc escher an mc?
Fitted Hats. sNAPBACKS. Snapback fitted hats...?
if my wife tells me to see things her way do i have to look out the kitchen window?
if children are the future does that mean china is slowing down time?
If lebron james plays 1 on 1 with someone who does he pass it to for the last shot?
If we call british are Brits Why can't we call pakistanis pakis?
what if our shadows Are secret ninjas?
So everyone calls us a bully... Yet they all team up against us?
if someone tells you not to tell a soul can you tell a ginger?
What if a ginger had a reset button... Would their be any left?
REdditers give me bad karma... Would posting a lolz kitty make me more popular?
I am not a Medical
If nice guys finish last do douchebags suffer from premature ejaculation?
hOW CAN ROMAN DESTROY HIS LATS WHEN HIS LATS DO NOT EXIST?
Is an invalid argument defined as when two cripples are bickering
If the lion is the king of the jungle Why aren't we better than the tigers?
if you are born on the 29th of february does that mean you age a quarter as fast as everyone else
If transubstantiation really turns wafers into the body of christ how can catholics receive communion on fridays during lent?
Am I being a part of a 'mass bunk' when I don't attend classes anyway?
has being a hipster gone mainstream?
WHat shape is a pear?
what shape is a starfish
If i wait to start my paper until the last minute and i do my best work under pressure shouldn't i wait until 11pm to start a paper that's due at 12am?
If upperclassman brag about their hard B-co smokings why do we beat them at PT?
if you blindfold an oriental man and spin him around a few times does he become disoriented?
IF we all have defence forces why are there wars?
If atheists pose as a retarded christians on the internet then who poses as the retarded atheists?
If lingerie Football League players wear lingerie What do the cheerleaders wear?
if people who are blinded from birth can't see what do they think people look like
If we all hate mainstream wouldnt that mean mainstream
If you have lived in missouri  your whole life.... Then why do you claim to be a Jayhawk?
Why do they make SQuare bread And round lunch meat?
Is the the perfect partner for a real girl a virtual boy?
Si on fait la greve pendant la relache est-ce que &#231;a veut dire qu'il faut aller aux cours?
if he is on Flames Why is he not Burnt
If a chinese persons brain is transplanted into an african's body what accent would they have?
If it is 'Dancing With the stars' why is there no stars?
If the US Government can delcare war on an abstract noun Can an abstract noun delcare war on the US Government?
If Women don't fart and you're in a room with all women THen who farted?
When lightning strikes the ocean Why don't a lot of Fish die?
If I see a bird
if vegetarians eat plants that give oxygen and carnivores eat cows who makes lots of co2 who does more damage to the environment?
if last years flood was the flood of the century then why are we not all living in houseboats right now?
what if meme... was created by youyou?
If I can speak dog language What am i?
if middle easterns are black why is jesus white
if megaman is a kid does that mean michael jackson was right the whole time?
Why is abbreviation  such a long word?
Mitt romney says he'll repeal obamacare but does not regret romneycare
If someone doesn't give 'two shits' Does that mean they gave a first shit?
If a guy posts on trollxchromosomes is he a transvestite?
If sTEROIDS ARE ILLEGAL FOR ATHLETES
If you ate your own thighs
What if the people who telecasted the emmys won an emmy?
If all my base belong to you then are they really my base?
If an anorexic looks in a funhouse mirror does she appear Skinny ?
if teacher say u cheat in test then why the teacher teach us about teamwork
If theres a zombie attack in vegas does it stay in vegas?
why does ammo for guns that with thirty round magazines come in boxes of twenty
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
What makes something rotate in the first place? What makes something rotate in the first place?
IF RELIGION IS BASED ON HISTORY FACTS Y DONT WE STUDY IT IN HISTORY CLASS?
If a child is born blind What's its favorite color?
if people can go past can they also go future?
If the united states formed a congress will there be people like democrats and republicans in Oxnerds?
if pedobear graduated from penn state does that make him jerry sandusky's mentor?
If there's another earth-like planet with 38-hOUR dayS instead of 24... ...WILL THE inhabitants adapt to self-constructed 24-hour cycles?
So you're saying i never existed?
if appears mobile 9gag What i'll do on PC?
If you get 'in' a car why do you get 'on' a bus?
If you believe in those who are seeking THE TRUTH Do you doubt those who find it...
if cup-holders hold cups Shouldn't pot-holders hold pot?
Why does humanity insist on calling it a phone when noone uses it to call any more?
If scumbag steve wore two hats Would the second hat cancel out the first one?
If creationism starts being taught in schools
If god can do everything then Why he does'nt kill the devil?
Why are scrambled eggs delicious... Yet omelettes taste like crap?
If we call matching socks 'mates' Do AUSTRALIANS call matching socks 'friends'?
IF MY PREFRONTAL CORTEX hasnt evolved yet how do i think?
IF DMT IS IN YOUR PINEAL GLAND AND RELEASES WHEN YOU SLEEP AND DIE WHY IS IT ILLEGAL?
if jesus took my sins did he hack my porno?
If water is a covalent compound why does it conduct electricity?
If satan punishes the evildoers Doesn't that make him good?
Why are scrambled eggs delicious? yet omelettes taste like crap?
If both light and sound are waves then can we hear light and see sound?
you are what you eat ha. that's funny
There are NO Animals in Pokemon
If all men are same why does it take so long for women to choose one?
Do northerners say 'It's not snowing!'?
What if the girl from idiot nerd girl meme really is a nerd?
there isn't nothing right on the left side on your brain and there's nothing left on the right one
if they'll donate $1 for every like/share the pic gets then they won't donate anything if noone likes/shares?
if the name of this band is 'the cure'... then why do you still feel depressed?
if others can have a good head on THEIR shoulders... ...THen where are my shoulders???
If being a Hipster is mainstream then what are hipsters?
If lesbians fancy other women Why do they pick the ones that look like boys?
if charizard has wings why cant he learn fly
Why is it WE say we're 'in the car' But always 'on the bus'?
If SAG & AFTRA Don't Merge What will become of us
What if i don't see idiotic facebook posts anymore Because I've Deleted all the idiots I've ever added?
Why do all the spammers promise money from countries that have none
is it still file sharing If i don't seed?
what if our 'universe' is just a core of an atom.. and Our Universe is inside of other 'life'?
does a late blooming hypster cancel itself out ?
IF SUICIDE IS CONSIDERED A SIN IS THEN SMOKING CONSIDERED SUICIDE?
Do people with short term memory loss remember minor details about a recent event much later?
my aim is to attain my goals if my aim is off then my goal is off
if there are starving kids in africa why do the parents keep making  them
if we learn more why are they called lessons?
if china has an anti-counterfeiting law why are they the biggest producer of counterfeit products?
has anyone ever thought... how adam and eve had grandchildren...??
If i give half of my sandwhich to a homeless man Do I get Half of the good karma points?
if god didn't want adam and eve to eat the apple from the tree Then why did he even put a tree in the garden of eden in the first place?
Status Update about research
When everyone says millions are dying unnoticed then how do they know about it?
if a marketplace dinner costs $15 why do i only get an $8 'equivalency'?
If the large claws are on my feet How long are my legs?
if Heinrich Himmler was Adolf hitler's right hand man
WHY DO WE BAKE COOKIES AND COOK BACON
If i shouldn't eat where i shit Why is it called a toilet bowl?
Repost gets reposted then repostception
How much wood
If everything is falling through space simultaneously is anything falling?
if i went back in time and killed myself would it be suicide or murder
I WOnder why the house model  only allows blocks as LArge As 6 People
If naming Interfaces IFoo is Bad Why is naming  traits TFoo good?
THE TIME IS RAPIDLY APPROACHING WHEN ALL INTERNET CONVERSATION WILL BE IN MEME FORM.
iF i do this
if i become a fossil will dr.hunter consider me sexy
If creationists want creation theory to be taught in schools then why can't evolutionary theory be taught in churches?
Google
If my bed is comfortable and warm
IF EVERY TOOTHBRUSH IS NUMBER ONE DENTIST RECOMMENDED DO DENTISTS RECOMMEND ALL TOOTHBRUSHES?
if i am extinct how can i think?
If you believe you will be resurrected and live forever in the next life... why are you afraid of anything in this life?
If i donate blood when im stoned will the person who gets my blood get free drugs?
sopa
If an epic fail is so epic... Does that mean it is also a win?
if he says he likes me more since i've cut my hair does it mean he liked me less before?
If pinocchio says: 'may nose grows now' Will it grow?
if parents told us to look both ways growing up why do we disagree on so much as adults?
if the sea level rises do they have to set down the height of the mountains
If you click on a website and it says 403 Forbidden is that website hiding something
wHAT IF THE NEXT SENTENCE IS TRUE BUT THE PREVIOUS SENTENCE FALSE?!
how do we call voters when they don't vote?
why is it called a black sheep when It`s actually a white sheep
if racecar backwards is racecar does that mean racecars race cars backwards?
If pinochio says 'my nose will grow' will it?
how do i think of these things when i have been extinct for a million years
bible says that jesus walked on water... what if it was actually ice?
What if the mayans were predicting the end of the world... wide web?
WHATS BETTER GIRL STARING AT YOU OR YOU STARING AT GIRL?
The only thing that is
used to think of women  now I THINK OF WOMAN
shouldn't 'extraORDinary' mean 'extra-ordinary'?
If i am a reposter should i be afraid of sopa
Is it possible to be both classy and a brony?
IF a painter paints letters are they a writer?
IF cheese smells like feet do feet taste like cheese?
when you travel with plane a to b and entering other time zone  do u time travel?
if noah only allowed two of each animal on the ark what happened to the fish
Kung walang taong panget anong tawag sa'yo?
if i am a dinosaur shouldnt i be extinct?
If internet is wordwide why u.s. goverment decides about its laws?
if alexander the great was born in 356 bc and cyrillic alphabet was created in 900 AD How come Alexander was speaking macedonian?
In what linguage do deaf people think?
if link has three hearts  dose that mean he out ranks a time-lord
if you kill yourself will you be thought as a killer
if the patriots won the revolutionary war does that mean the Broncos are the british?
Is it possible To FAIL AT FAILING?
If one cop speeds to catch another speeding cop which one gets the ticket?
IF THE UNIVERSE IS INFINITE... WILL MY MEMES GO ON FOREVER?
Is that Ceiling cat up there?
the bell rings or the ring bells?
if font too big no karma is whored
there is no 'i' in team then again there is no 'we' either
What if men went to Krypton Would they have superpowers like clark?
if a cat can rap is his name wiska lifa?
if you're grandiloquent does it take one to know one?
Why do they call it a ONe-timer in hockey if it happens 5x a game?
When you say 'no comment'. Didn't you just comment with 'no comment' ?
If America has Ke$ha
Why is it called ''mute'' button if the deafs are the ones who doesn't hear?
If you collect stamps with children on them Does that make you a pedophilatelist?
Does Bruce Wayne Use Batman Shampoo?
If two men are in a civil PARTNERSHIP who makes the SANDWICHES?
E se il philosoraptor di adami non facesse ridere?
If nobody is perfect why practice makes perfect?
All generalisations are wrong even this one
If deleted files and folders are sent to the Recycle Bin Where does the recycle bin go if it is deleted?
if super mario is a plumber why is he called jumpman and not plumbman in his first game?
IF NOKIA 3310 IS UNDESTRUCTABLE Why didn`t they make it a horcrux?
If zeus was real
DO AFRICAN JEWS  have a black sabbath
If aušrinė aurėja aimė is a spy is she aaa bond?
gay? guy?
what if  a hole become famous can we call it glory hole then ?
if tebow is such a terrible QB
am i a Model college student with a bright future or did I pull off a really expensive long con?
If 24 aussies JOIN A EURO SERVER dO THEY ALL EXPERIENCE LAG MEANING THERE'S NO LAG AT ALL?
When one dies
If jesus was A jew how come he had a mexican name?
What if SCUMBAG STEVE USED TO BE GOOD GUY GREG
If someone didn't like the way you played dubstep did you wub them the wrong way?
If skyrim is this awsome now what will fallout 4 be like?
what if Homeschool Harold was expelled?
If my mail box is full how am i still receiving messages?
Do Insurances cover Their Own Buildings Insurances?
If ice is solid water what is snow then?
If I'm married
IF A HOT 16 YEARS OLD HAVE A BABY IS A JAILBAIT OR A MILF?
if orthodox christians celebrate christmas on jan 7 is dec 25 unorthodox?
what if all minds think in the same language and than translate it into our mother lanugage?
Why is it that if one has an imaginary friend
If Tim tebow thinks does that make it a christian ponder?
If a tree falls and no one hears it Did it really fall?
If a cyclops only has one eye
is it racist if it's true?
what would happened if two invisible man try to find each other?
28 year old males that lift weights and drive sports cars accurate assumption that they have seen twilight
does /dev/null support sharding?
If Vampires Can't Be Seen in a mirror are they undead Ninjas?
If intelligence developed through evolution then at some point the brain named itself
If everyone knows about the secret service is it really a secret?
WOULD BE NICE
STOPPED PLAYING GAMES BECAUSE TOO OLD? TOO OLD BECAUSE STOPPED PLAYING GAMES?
if babies only drink milk how come they shit
if my worst enemy is the worst at being my enemy does that mean my worst enemy is my best friend?
How can life be hard when you dont have one
If i use 2 50% off valve coupons Do I get a free game?
do farts smell so the deaf can enjoy them also?
if you are so smart then why are you so poor?
What if the mexicans are just playing a real-life game of frogger and canada was the real goal?
if we are destroying the ozone layer can we use photoshop to fix it?
Don't pass out drugs but isn't sharing caring?
PEOPLE WHO WERE BORN BEFORE CHRIST ARE B.C AND AFTER A.C OR EVEN BOTH WHAT ABOUT JESUS HIMSELF?
IF FEELING DEPRESSED IS A BAD THING IS FEELING PRESSED A GOOD THING?
If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times
Your only pretty because of makeup but is makeup pretty because of you?
When many people comment 'REPOST' Is that a repost?
if you throw a bottle of sparkling wine at a baptized ship
What if humans are just toys in a dinosaur's play room
If Charlie sheen is always winning Can he lose the game?
iF YOU USED A BLACK HIGHLIGHTER ON WHITE TEXT WOULD IT SHOW UP?
if it's called the twilight zone
If the first 'modern warfare' game was 'call of duty 4'...  mw3 is in reality 'call of duty 4: modern warfare: part 3?
If you Kill one man to save another can you say that you saved a life?
If someone can see the future does that mean they are living in the past?
why everyone in 9gag says run
if buddhist cannot harm any living thing are they aloud to protect themselves from zombies (the living dead)
If hipsters become too mainstream Would we become the hipsters?
if the opposite of con is pro. then isnt the opposite of constitution prostitution?
If it takes oVer an hour to bake Is it really 'quick' bread?
did god answer atheist prayers By letting Tim Tebow Loose
does the cats in japan  go around an say Nyan?
PERCHE' SE PARLO IN ITALIANO NESSUNO MI CAPISCE?
if there isnt any mummy long legs are daddy long legs gay?
respect OPINION... OR RESPECT THE fACTS?
75 Virgins? Weren't They Virgins for a Reason?
If libertarians are so selfish then why do they spend so much time fighting for other people's liberty?
If Jesus was actually born in March shouldn't we celebrate christmas then?
Is it trolling when u try 2 stop the trolling?
If THERE is kind and lovinG GOD Why is hitchens dead while FRED phelpS lives?
clever? girl?
if male roosters are called cocks then shouldn't the female hens be c*nts?
Two wrongs don't make a right... ...so does three rights make a left?
if YOU ARE ON A BED WITH A WOMAN AND A GAY WHO WOULD YOU GIVE THE BACK?
if a blind person sleeps what does it dream?
the question is not 'do you like waffles' more as 'will you buy me waffles'
If you read a philosoraptor meme why you make the same one?
Should i go or stay?
If Tim Tebow was a consumer electronic
potatoes? of course!
Is the raptor really PHILOSOPHICAL?  Nope
Why are they called buildings... if they're already built?
If there is no Hell Why do we tell people to go there?
'you are shit' or 'you ain't shit' is there a third option?
if i'm black and white why cant i just be black?
if forever alone friend-requests good guy greg does good guy greg accept?
When black people want to get around downtown... do they take the underground railroad?
what if the devil is building up tim tebow to give people hope so that he can crush their dreams later?
If THEY are studying how can they see this?
if ron paul being president would only help the rich why have no billionaires donated to his campaign?
How Are micorwaves made out of metal?
if cell phones harm airplane instruments do terrorists leave theirs on during takeoff?
IF GOD TRULY EXISTS tHEN WHY DOES HE NOT EXIST?
Bros before hoes or chicks before dicks
If god wanted us to believe in him then why did he invent science?
Why DO they call me the Philosoraptor  when they are the ones ho type these quotes?
what if good guy greg... is actually like scumbag steve irl?
If yr dad is very new to chess do you have to explain en passant?
Do people that dont want kids get pets... Or do people that want pets with longer lives get kids?
So If guns kill people then is john wilkes booth innocent?
if MANUFACTURING machines manufacture everything  then where are MANUFACTURING machines manufactured?
if forks have teeth
do i eat vegetables because i'm green? or am i green because i do eat vegetables?
if Toasters don't toast toast.  then TOAST TOAST TOAST.
If every OP is a fag how can they make new OP's?
Why is it that the bad guy never trips?
If americans are proud of their country then why do they add a different country before saying what they are?
WHAT IF wbc IS JUST A BUNCH OF LAWYERS WHO GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO PUSH PEOPLE'S BUTTONS  SO WE CAN ATTACK THEM AND THEY CAN SUE US?
If all of them are heteros WOuldn't that make them homos?
If tomatoes are fruit why is pizza a vegetable?
if you fight fire with fire
IF I knock on an erection Does that count as Knocking on wood?
TODAY  IS Opposite day ?
If nothing is perfect Then is nothingness perfection personified?
How can I have a last name like Seitz  yet have chinese eyes like I can't see anything?
IF SCHOOL TRUST IN ME WHY WE HAVE TO DO AN TEST FOR SHOW WHAT WE KNOW?
HOW CAN SHE CHOOSE BACK SEAT IF SHE STANDS AT THE BUS STOP
If women falls over in forest Why wasn't she in kitchen?
If I Get Demoted wHY SHOULD I ASK FOR PROMOTE ?
If she swallows is she a cannibal?
If Bros before hoes What happen when your friend is gay?
If Naruto has sex with a girl Will he use rasengen to finish her off?
If it's night in korea... does that mean i can time travel?
wouldn't a severed foot be the ultimate stocking stuffer
If laughter is the best medicine how do you medicate the man with chronic laughter?
if old man river is a real man why is he a meme?
if the right ear is the gay ear if you pierce both ears are you bi?
If it is Final Fantasy Then why isnt it ever final?
In matrix when people die  do they go to real or fake hell and heaven
If no one has set foot in the ancient ruins for thousands of years  Then who lights the torches and sets out fresh food?
Is 2001: a space odyssey historical fiction?
if awesome is great is aweful even better?
if a black person lives in caucasia is he caucasian?
if you are what you eat is cannibalism then normal?
if women are always complaining about their boyfriends why are they desperate to get married?
if semtex grenades stick to people how do you throw them?
DO CLOCKS STOP WORKING AT 4:04?
What if 'bro' WAS for brogna?
Why isn't Women's Basketball On comedy central?
If a helicopter stayed in the same place would the earth move around it?
How do blind people know when to stop wiping their butts?
If a man express his opinion  and no woman heards him would it be still wrong?
if intuition exists why are first impressions often wrong?
should i watch a movie or begin watching an anime?
If recycling is using something again why is cycling riding a bike?
if we are all born as atheists isn't it rational that r/atheism is set as default
When a redneck divorces his wife do they remain brother and sister ?
Did Noah have WOODPECKERS ON THE ARK?
How did it take 7 days to create the earth if a day is defined by the earth itself?
if god hates gays
if 1 ad is after 1 bc Did jesus only live for 1 year?
What IF There was no jarmo hurri
what would happen if we put all characters from action movies into a movie with zombies?
Do some people think that by reposting
are we not men? why do we not do the evolution
if halo 4 will be released in 31 dec 2012 and world ends in 21 dec 2012 how am i supossed to play it?
If a robot does the robot would it still be called the robot or is it just dancing
if cigarettes cause cancer and weed doesn't why are cigarettes legal and weed illegal?
What happens if a vampire bites a zombie?
If a tomato is a fruit Is ketCHUP a smoothie
Since there are many religions that say if you don't believe in them you go to hell... we all go to hell right?
if practice makes perfect
If the site's name is 'Reddit' why would people care about reposts?
If fingers in warm water make you pee... Do toes in warm water make you shit?
Does school exist simply to stop teens from getting sleep?
Are we humans or are we dancers?
if zombies are undead then are we really zombies?
2 weeks without facecrack life goes on
IF THERE IS NO STUPID QUESTIONS THERE&#180;S ONLY STUPID PEOPLE?
if possibility to exist is nearly zero does that make us the luckiest or the unluckiest
IF 9GAG HAS MY SOUL IS PRAYING TO GOD USELESS
if we call two homosexuals getting married gay marriage why dont we call two heterosexual people getting married straight marriage?
if the customer is always right what if he says he is always wrong?
if the military takes leave do pacifists take stay?
Laughter is the best medicine? would that not make marijuana
if teacher cant manage us  how can he teach us mgt principles?
Why do we say the alarm went off if it really just came on
if the big bang came out of nowhere HOW COULD IT EVER COME TO THE BIG BANG?
What happens if a priest casts mindcontrol and the warrior uses spell reflect?
Can vegetarians  EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
if i tHINK THEREFORE i AM
IF VAMPIRES MENSTRUATE EDWARD CULLEN WILL DIE starving
What if everything was created by evolution and everything evolved through creation?
what do blind people think about when they masturbate?
if girl is dj'ing who is making my sandwich?
Theres red around Tube in 'Youtube' Does that make it
if life is really so short like they say.... what i'm doing here?
OR there are 9 items per page because it's called 9gag
if you must believe in jesus to go to heaven what happens to the other 2/3 who don't?
if a black person gets a black eye do you see their regular skin near the eye or the black eye?
IF CORporations are people how can they own each other?
I think I'm big meech
If every day better than the last will i ever have a bad day?
If a cougar is an older woman that sleeps with younger men is an old man that sleeps with younger boys a nittany lion?
Is it ironic To be crippled by ATHLETES foot?
if we cut wolverine exactly in half does he become two?
Aren't ponds just big puddles
THERE'S NEITHER CHEESE NOR LIVER INSIDE LIVERCHEESE SHOULDN'T WE CALL IT '...' THEN
if the devil is in the detail wouldn't 'being detailed' be a sin?
if the 'to catch a predator' decoy was  18 was it really illegal to solicit sexual activities with them?
What will HAPPEN wHEN THE 99% OCCUPIES THE TOILET?
If you hate haters are you a hater?
Do nihilists believe in nihilism?
Do homework win at life
what ıf ın a paralel unıverse trees are talkıng about stop kıllıng people to stop global coolıng?
If life is a highway... can you get a speeding ticket?
if an older woman going after a young boy is a cougar
if all men are pigs are all women sows?
if water is made from hydrogen and oxygen logically we can make fire from water
if i'm here who's there?
Is 'Nightmare before christmas' a christmas or halloween film?
If there's life in the universe
why do fat people get ATHLETES foot?
If eating meat is bad for me then why the hell does it taste so good?
If 180 degrees makes a straight angle does that mean all other angles are gay?
If Adele is Fat Then is anorexia normal?
If women can't drive or be funny why do we let them try?
If masturbating for men is 'Jacking off' Isn't maturbating for women 'jilling off'?
why is it that more scientists who study ASTRONOMY ARE CHRISTIAN THAN THOSE THAT ARE NOT
if i drink my own blood does that make me a suicidal vampire?
If i hear someone saying: ' i'm always lying ' should i believe?
If we go back 1 hour at 2am do we go back 1 hour again at 2am?
Are young actors  Child labour ?
Why do people say they hate school But then Say I can't wait for college?
If two half-white half-asian people have sex then are their babies full white and full asian?
if you call it reverse engineering why is there no engineering involved?
If impossible spells 'i'm possible' is impossible.. possible?
my daughter asked me to give her money for coke since when does it cost 400 dollars?
if zombies have sex is it necrophelia?
If an alphabet was created then where's the bravo-bet and the charle-bet?
if i'm dancing to the drop in dubstep does this mean i have multiple schlerosis?
Saw your note still pondering about what a 'redditor' means
where the hell is heaven?
Master
Imagines there's no pizza Herman Cain must b anti-christ
if your hometown is where you're from is your homeboy your dad?
If pedobear had children Would he molest them too?
if jesus walks on the water Are you 70% jesus if you walk on the humans?
If it's illegal to purchase alcohol under the age of 21... then what about the you break it you buy it rule...?
IF we call it beasility then do animals call it humanality
why Africans HAVE so many sons if they can't feed them?
what would happen if you poured sun lotion on the sun?
If some adults hate children did they hate themselves?
If you can be cute without being sexy can you be sexy without being cute?
if two high templars make an archon would two low templars make an archoff?
If a girl pokes me on facebook Can i safely assume that she smokes?
Employees must wash hands before returning to work Does that mean if I dont wash my hands I don't have to return to work?
if the rabbit got the trix? what would change?
If A TRANSVESTITE is Both male and female
If  the minecraft server is down How can population be up?
if religious people are stupid in their morals
If we are created in gods image Who was god created from?
Drink light beer become less intoxicated?
If a woman isn't in the kitchen Is she really a woman?
If transient addicts and fugitives occupy wall street then where are the wall streeters?
DATA MAY SOLVE PROBLEMS BUT SPECULATION IS MORE FUN
Dexter is shaving every morning so y has he still stubble after his morning routine?
If one calls a cop an idiot and an IQ test proves he actually is one
If it's not a battle
if velociraptors are extinct How do i exist?
aren't all bases base 10?
aren't all bases base 10?
If life starts at conception then why does god kill 25% of those conceived?
eat self twice as large or disappear completely?
Sell stuff for  negative money Both people get money?
if there is nothing inside nothing then Outside nothing there is everything?
does jesuscat defy physics or do physics defy jesuscat?
If at war with england does that mean no doctor who?
If humans didn't evolve why are there still 'B' buttons?
If someone who has sex with dead bodies is called a necrophile than how do you call a dead body that has sex with someone
Half full or half empty?
Is there anything as gay as twilight?
when a woman says something in a forest and there's nobody to hear it she's wrong but why is there a forest in the kitchen?
If God gave humans intelligence Why does he get mad on people who think?
why at bathurst holden ford fans fight then buy a toyota?
Can totto really Bless the rains down in Africa?
If you failed at failing... does that make you a winner?
But if you lie all the time wouldn't saying SO BE true?
Does one fart if One has diarrhea
If a band no one knows about plays in the forest and no one hears them?  do hipsters still care
are buffalo wings really made from a buffalo's wings?
Can one truly be considered crazy if one acknowledges one's craziness?
if homeless people have pets
if roses are red violets would be purple?
yes? no
WANNA SAVE 15% or more on car insurance?
If HE is called phoenix wright will he ever be wrong?
IF SEX IS GREAT EXERCISE WHY CAN'T WE PRACTICE AT THE GYM?
IF SEX IS GREAT EXERCISE WHY CAN'T WE PRACTICE AT THE GYM?
if angry bird kill pigs to save their eggs then why mother bird keep wasting eggs?
You may say this thread is spam but if it were spam
Mudkip gets bitches? so If I have a Mudkip can i get bitches?
If i slap you wit my foot would you consider it a kick?
If yelling didn't work for my parents why would it work for my country?
If somone butt dials you is it considered a booty call?
does sex with a mermaid give u crabs
shouldn't grammar nazis correct in german?
Why do you say 'taking a dump'  When really you are pushing it out?
how is it possible to have a 'civil war'
if love is blind why is lingerie so popular?
there is nothing to fear but spys
Toox-'losing makes you better' Then wining makes you worse?
blind people... how do they know when they're done wiping their ass?
If in star wars the republic is light side Does that make dark side the good guys?
if jobs is underground is apple still mainstream?
Is a paper cut still a paper cut When it's from cardboard?
If steve jobs is cremated... does that make him a jobs well-done?
if I can't get past can i get future?
if no get past can get future?
If teachers tell us procrastination is bad... Why do people say 'Good things come to those who wait'?
IF a deaf person attends a hearing is it still called a 'Hearing'?
Masturbating while stoned hi-jacking?
Why are Hamburgers made with beef?
If weapon is user of a noob Wouldn't weapon not need nerf?
Do lifeforms who live in space wonder about aliens coming up?
why does everyone get angry when i camp far back with a sniper rifle if THAT'S EXACTLY what a sniper is SUPPOSED to do?
if america is anti-communist then why are we in debt with china
'Nice pants' Compliment...or insult?
If there is down syndrom Does that mean there is up syndrome?
If aJ wore pants would they be apple bottom jeans?
If planking is popular are pirates hipsters?
If you live in denver Are you automatically in the mile high club?
can a star destroyer destroy the death star?
If the CHINESE have a godless government whoes in charge of denying scientific ADVANCEMENTS
If anythings possible is it possible for something to be impossible
Called driveway but i park in it
If You said there are no words Why have you said anything at all?
If noses run... Then why do feet smell?
If Nikola Tesla invented the modern electric world Who is this edison guy
Why are asteroids in the hemisphere... and hemeroids are in your ass?
offering jacket to girl when cold is chivalry but offering to take off her shirt when hot is harrasment
IF a white Person shows their Butt
why do liberals preach evolution in schools But refuse to practice social evolution in life
Why is it called a tea cake if you eat iT with coffee?
if gay furries are called furfags then should bisexual furries be called furbis?
if medicine is supposed to help Why do they always have life threatening side effects?
If you choke a Smurf what color does he turn?
Not sure if really hard  or if im just dumb
When people say
iF LIFE MUST EXIBIT THE PHENOMENA OF REPRODUCTION iS A CASTRATED MAN DEAD?
did god create the brain or is it the brain that created god
i am the only one who never thought that these guys never existed?
Thundercats eat thunderbirds?
If a person is born blind How do they dream?
If you are what you eat then does eatiing anything make you a cannibal?
When a bro outsmarts another bro
If you catch ditto  Have you caught them all?
if humans get goosebumps... do geese get humanbumps?
If imitation is flattery then is plagiarism a Virtue?
If you are really looking forward to playing dark souls does that make you suicidal?
SO MANNY NOOBS IN MATCHMAKING WIL THEY EVER FIND TRUE SKILL?
if anonymous was anonymous why do they have a name?
if your not supposed to talk to strangers
If Forever Alone meets another Forever Alone are they still Forever Alone?
SOCRATES THE O.G TROLL?
if a woman says something in a forest
if antihistamines make you sleepy and clear your sinuses do histamines give you energy and snot?
if zombie apocalypse comes will necrophiliacs be happy?
IF oceans are salty than what do dolphins drink?
Why do people say ‘grow some balls’? When Balls are weak and sensitive?
IF CON IS THE OPPOSITE OF PRO......... IS CONGRESS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS
if you are what you eat then is eating vegetables really good for you?
If it's only a party for cast members Do i have to break a leg to get in?
if scissors beats paper
The CATEGORICAL IMPERATIVE Fascinating shit
If calories give you energy wht are fat people energy-less?
If eyes are the windows to the soul How do Gingers have eyes?
a man and woman who had sex changes get married. Are they gay?
IF Voting for obama makes you and idiot then what does voting for perry or Bachmann make you?
IF YOU MAKE A CAMP TO HELP KIDS WITH ADHD PAY ATTENTION IS IT A CONCENTRATION CAMP?
if i feel no remorse for the crime I have commited is 'not guilty' the more honest plea?
in the store
if fat girl falls in the woods and noones around to see it do the trees laugh?
If people don't toast toast
If people don't kill people
If 98% of pEEPS HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU MEAN IN YOUR STATUS UPDATES why update status anyway?
If Twinkies can survive nuclear holocaust does eating them make me indestructible
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if you give +1 to greece does it affect their S&P RATING?
what if pinokio said that he's gonna lie and then he lied?
If i beat you to death with a toaster
'MELTING POT! TRADITION'S graveyard!' ..ARE you
Why can goofy speak and Pluto can't?
iF A CORSE TELL YOU THAT ALL CORSE ARE LIARS IS HE RIGHT?
If Corporations are People Isn't owning them slavery?
If premarital sex is against god's will does that make necrophilia SIN-ception?
why was mr. rogers never surprised to see the neighbor kid in his house?
if a uniformed officer attacks you do you still have the right to defend yourself with equal  or lesser force?
If we know the speed of light What is the speed of dark?
if vegetarians eat vegetables... what do humanitarians eat?
Two Mirrors in my bathroom glimpse into infinity?
Should Math Be Taught In Schools Or?
Why is the devil considered evil if he punishes the bad?
if the time is half past 12... then does it make it 6?
If rapper rick ross dies Who then supplies the world with cocaine?
if a black cat crosses your path
How do they make nonstick lining stick to the pan?
If a cow laughs does milk come out of it's nose?
If i was in jurassic park                why am i not earning any money for it
If 'chicken' ramen tastes like chicken What does 'Oriental' RAMEN taste like?
if the world is going to end at noon on 12/21/12 what timezone is that?
If you dream a dream within two other dreams and then wake up are you still dreaming?
IF GOD IS LIGHT DOES THAT MEAN NEUTRINOS COULD BEAT HIM?
if you don't like the new facebook
if is rock in rio why katy perry is on it?
If I hate everyone on facebook why do i still go on there?
if some sag in front of me does that mean they want suprise buttseck?
if justin beiber and selena gomez are dating
if my milkshake brings the boys to the yard does that mean i am gay or theY'RE Gay?
if humans are 70% water
what if the kitchen's trash can looks like the toilet?
Is it considered Impolite to not cover your mouth  when yawning  on a dentist chair?
If Rihanna likes the way it hurts then why doesn't she stay with chris brown?
Are ShortShorts on midgets regular shorts?
vending machines have braille on numbers but how do they know what theyre picking?
if testicles hang away from the body to keep them cool Why do they have pubic hair?
Why do they say 'sleep like a baby' if babies don't sleep well at all?
Is cthulhu Gay If he eats seamen?
If democrats are the party of the poor don't they want more people to be poor?
IF MEN LOVE GORE AND BLOOD WHY THEY FREAK OUT WHEN GF GETS PERIOD?
GRADUATE FROM IVY LEAGUE BUSINESS SCHOOL HOW COME U  DESTROY ECONOMY?
If there's a bug in my bed is it a bedbug?
if god rewards good people why does the devil punish bad ones?
IF REDDITORS NEVER LEAVE REDDIT WHERE DO THEY FIND THINGS TO POST ON REDDIT?
is it gay to  bang my clone?
Why is it called 'taking a shit' when you're actually just leaving one?
if rebecca is not friends with them do they exist
if a picture is worth a thousand words then how much is a gif image?
if god
If you mock hipsters using irony does that make you a hipster
If you weren't alive before you were born does that mean you were dead?
if you click like in 9/11 videos does it mean you like 9/11 ?
if hermione had that bag that could hold EVERYTHING
If nothing is impossible is it possible for something to be impossible
If yoU are what you eat
why is the devil evil if he punishes the bad
Can one simply Walk into mordor?
When birds go to heaven do they get more wings?
Does Santa Bring Himself Presents?
if we started with two hebrew's then how did all the race's get involved
How come stealing from one book is plagiarism but stealing from many is research?
If there's no i in we Is there anyone in them?
if ducklings are baby ducks what are dumplings?
how many bears could bear grylls grill if bear grylls could grill bears?
Bananaparty... A vegan sausagefest?
Why does bullshit came out from our mouth?
I think... yes
if an anarchist tells you to question authority
WIESO SIND 90% der weiblichen cosplayer lesbisch ?
what if prof. oak asked us if we were a boy or a girl because he was blind
If sin is natural not-sin is not natural
If jon hamm is a beefcake is shia lebeuf a hamcake?
if you kill yourself and succeed can you be tried for murder?
the front seat? or the back seat?
If 'Pro' is the opposite of 'con' Would the opposite of 'progress' be 'congress'?
why do we drive on a parkway and park in a  drive way
WHy do you bake cookies ANd cook bacon
If a tree falls in the forest
is barry white?
sooyoung is so young?
If cockroaces can survive a nuclear explosion why dont we make nuclear bunkers out of cockroaches?
if He-man's the master of the universe who is this god fellow
if the meaning of life is the greatest mystery of all why don't we put matlock on the case?
If you know nothing         does that mean you know something
If I can't accurately describe god How can I defend 'his' existence
Whats more likely Divine revelation or greedy exploitation?
If coconut oil is made from coconut and corn oil is made of corn. what is baby oil made of?
should i sleep with this chick while her husband watches? he says it's ok
Why are goods transported by car called shipments
ne gruppe mettchen kennenlernen die bei fb memes posten und bilder mit 'me gusta' kommentieren nicht wissen was man davon halten soll
If x marks the spot why does my ex hate me?
IF YOU PUT A CHAMELEON IN A GLASS JAR WOULD IT TURN INVISIBLE?
If atoms make scientists and scientists discovered atoms then atoms discovered themselves?
If killing is wrong... Why do we kill people to show them this?
if the Extended essay is 4000 words
If a pair of twin males and females have kids... do the kids look like each other?
Would insanity wolf tamed by Hobbes?
If you kill a cat 9 times Does it land on its feet?
What if god  was a raptor?
if deaf people go to court is it still called a 'hearing'?
If 4/5 people suffer from diarrhea. . . Then does the 5th person enjoy diarrhea?
DUBSTEP... WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
If a Tsunami comes too soon Is it toosunami?
if the sign says 'two cars per green' and A motorcycle & car go ahead of me am i car number three?
WHAT IS  THIS PLACE?
If moonlight shines upon the guilty and innocent alike why can't i lucent beam my teammates?
If 'con' is the opposite of 'pro' DOES THAT MEAN CONGRESS IS THE OPPOSITE OF PROGRESS?
Congruous or Appropriate Both seem suitable
If justice is minding your own business Facebook is a spawn of hades
If i think all the lesbians have left and you think none of the lesbians have left but we're both wrong is it a false dykeotomy?
what's the youngest you can die of old age
if the opposite of pro is con is the opposite of progress congress?
if you wag a dog's tail does it make him happy?
If THERE IS HAARP IS THERE ALSO SOME DAARP?
Where do ATHEISTS go to get married?
how do you know chicken doesnt taste like dog?
I LIKE PIE?
If you choke a smurf what color does he turn
Did you ever wonder who's hand is pointing at my chin?
if working third shift means i sleep during the day does that mean every dream i have is a day dream?
If You lose your left arm your right arm will be left
If you try to fail and succeEd Then which did you do?
if moon made of cheese
If the first humans to walk the earth were born in africa then adam and ever were black?
CAN FAT people skinny dip?
IF NOTHING lasts forever then how long does nothing last?
We avoid risks in life to make it safely to death
Is it considered manslaughter if it's a woman? and if it's on purpose?
If Sandman consist of sand and Ironman consist of Iron is it right to believe that a Watchman consist of watches and a fireman consist of fire?
SO
if life is too short is death too tall?
if melody pond is doctors wife does that make him his own DAD?
How did i fail drivers test for not stopping at stop sign? objects in motion stay in motion
If three people having sex is called threesome
If hypnotoad looked in a mirror would he HYPNOTIZE himself or his reflection
why oh why do i ask so many stupid questions
If harreh says opinions no matter Then does his opinion about opinions matter?
If a born-again christian becomes an atheist Are they now a dead-again christian?
If your involved in fishing Would you rather be the worm or the fish?
IF IT IS WHAT YOU DO THAT DEFINES YOU
If I travel a border with different time zones would i be time traveling?
Maybe if i make nothing but sex jokes people will like me
How the hell﻿ can Sam smoke  and play drums at the same time
if op is a faggot then who was phone?
if luke skywalker went to the darkside would that make it the bright side?
if i shit in the woods can i hear it?
If electricity comes from electrons
WHO IS BUYING THE FIRST ROUND?
If scientologists can use 100% of their brain than why are they still member of that church?
Why do people drive like grandmas down hills? DRIVING 70MPH dowhill is the same thing as Driving 70MPH any other direction
so... what I was going to say?
Interesting
well in my Professional Opinion
shouldn't it be impossible for homosexuality to be hereditary?
who's buying nickelback albums? and why?
When hitler became very angry was he fuhrer-ous?
if you were gay and jewish do you still have to be circumcised
In soviet Russia... Would you actually be in soviet Russia?
was god sitting in the dark Before he created light?
Is it syllabi? Or syllabuses?
If 3 people having sex is a 'threesome
if jesus is god does that mean he got his own mom pregnant
Time on hands? Is it possible to hold the 4th dimension?
Mammals are cooler than reptiles ...naturally
If I kill my clone Is that murder or suicide?
why can't we take any lıquıds on a plane But lıghters and matches are allowed to take?
if video killed radio
if someone is deaf do they hear their own thoughts?
if hurricane winds cause power outages what are wind generators doing?
if women are all bad drivers why is their car insurance less expensive?
If I can fit a Blu-Ray on a DVD Did I make an HD-DVD?
if ignorance is bliss and violence is a tool for the ignorant then is violence the key to bliss?
If three wise men were really following a star Wouldn't they have been travling in circles?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables
If a mime artist shoots someone does he need a silencer to keep it quiet?
if no bueno meme becomes number one meme does that make it bueno meme?
You should sleep.
“I? BEFORE “E? EXCEPT AFTER “C? EXCEPT IN THE CASE OF WEIRD.
If satan punished bad people why isn't he going to heaven?
Do hipsters go to toilet
they're called 'fingers'... ...how come I've never seen them 'fing'?
Hipster Zombie Underground?
Se coito significa ato sexual um biscoito eh uma foda dupla?
Did Ash ever  Become a Pokemon Master?
if the devil punished bad people does that make him good?
If 'PRO' is the opposite of 'CON' then the opposite of constitute is...
Wonders Why can't Bill o'reilly explain anything?
iF HIPSTERS BECOME A MAJORITY... ARE ALL NORMAL PEOPLE NOW THE HIPSTERS?
if a hamburger has protein
if udders are cows' boobs isn't milking them breastiality?
You don't care about how I feel I don't feel it anymore
If adam and eve were the first two people did their kids have to have sex?
If you lost your left testicle Would the other still be your left nut?
if jesus was gods only son and we are all gods children are we all girls then?
Threesome means between 3 people so what about handsome?
Why is there a Light in the refrigerator if we are not supposed to have midnight snacks?
Peat Moss Shiney Shiney Peat moss
if someone who always lies said 'i lie alot' which is he doing
If jesus is worshiped as the son of god and we're all god's children should I worship myself?
IF BEING HOMOSEXUAL IS A CHOICE... DOES THAT MEAN BEING HETEROSEXUAL IS A CHOICE
If something is BOTH  paradoxical and not paradoxical
did god make man... or man make god?
Why do moths come out at night
What is time? and how Do we know we are keeping track of it properly?
If i pretend to hate call of duty so much... Why the hell do i buy it ?!
If a quarter is  1/4 a dollar why isnt a penny called a  hundredth?
If mods delete the thread Can I repost everything?
if you choke a smurf what color does it turn
If seeing really is believing then blind people dont belive anything?
If the Door says Exit Shouldn't I go through the one that says enter?
take his head off place mine
Hmmm... i'm quite sure The sofa looked better where it stood before! on the other hand...
i'm... a father?
talk shit on technology via facebook?
iF MONEY NO GROW ON TREES WHY DO BANKS HAVE BRANCHES?
shouldn't be the opposite of shut up is shut down?
water spot on crotch sprinkle more elsewhere so people don't think it's pee
Just figured out everyone in r/trees is high or really high
you say you are a ccc-member now you are not anymore
if a picture is worth 1000 words then why shouldn't we judge a book by it's cover?
why does the prefix 're-' means 'again' If you can only register once?
If it's illegal to download
if you ate yourself would you dissapear or double in size?
If you're the dragonborn in skyrim
If Adele keep chasing pavements Why she still so fat?
If an ASTEROID killed the dinosaurs what killed the asteroid?
Until you know a lie is a lie it is the truth
does super glue stick  to a non stick pan?
If the bronies are just trolls Why does Equestria Daily exist?
If the topic is off How can we put it back on?
Did he ruin his life by f***ing his wife's sister Or did he f*** his wife's sister because his entire life was ruined?
HOW DO  YOU LET SOMEONE KNOW IF YOUR HOTCAKES ARE SELLING WELL?
why are some gay people so unhappy?
Since hipsters are becoming more popular Does that make them mainstream?
If you ride your bicycle on the highway next to the bike lane
who the hell is making all the anti-semitic memes?
If a rebel is told to Do whatever he wants Does he follow the rules?
If a rebel is told to Do whatever he wants Does he follow the rules?
If people can get past ... can they also get future?
If I think this much.. how come I'm extinct
WHAT CONSTITUTES A GAY TOASTER?
i'm not racist racism is a crime and CRIME is for black people
if someone is the father of a chef who makes vietmanese soup does that make him a pho pa?
Can I add the voices in my head as dependants on my taxes?
if 33% of the car accidents involve drunk persons what are the other 67% doing?
which way  is up?
if Time Waits for No One what is it in such a rush for?
Which came first the Chicken or the Egg? Birds evolved from Dinosaurs
If you start a song with a breakdown... is there anything to breakdown?
IF I know one thing: that I know nothing DO I REALLY KNOW IT?
watch scotland v Denmark ? watch paint dry?
the following statement is true the above statement was false!
If humans create global warming Then why are they here in the first place?
How does one judge My little pony without watching the show?
What happens if your scared half to death twice?
would it still be a riot if the cops  joined in?
If an unicorn has two heads does it still counts as an unicorn?
To study hard Or to hardly Study?
If life ain't just a joke then why are we laughing?
if banning game are done on forums why doesn't anyone really get banned?
Bellybuttons unscrew to remove  butt
se o diabo pune todas as pessoas m&#225;s isso n&#227;o o torna o mocinho?
If Standard & poor gives us a poor rating
chlamydia? Where did this come from?
If money is the root of all evil why do they ask for it in chruch?
if 'ITERATE' MEANS TO REPEAT what does 'reiterate' mean?
Why does your nose run And your feet smell?
CAN you SPell: cRap Without: rap?
If women belong in the kitcchen How would men get anything in the bedroom
IF A PENNY SAVED IS A PENNY EARNED BY SAVING LIVES DO YOU EARN EXTRA ONES?
If two wrongs don't make a right... What do they make?
If your not supposed to cheat in school why do they sit you next to the smart kid?
if a save file takes 2 minutes to download  why does it take 1 hour to install
What would happen if you told sarah jessica parker to stop horsing around ?
if atoms cannot touch why doesn't my arm just push the atoms away so it can go trough solid objects?
why is it called chili IF IT'S WARM?
If god exists
Is Looser? or Loser?
when mars is found to have had failed ancient civilisations will this take the sense of responsibility away from us?
dinosaurs dont speak therefore I don't exist
Wong Kar-Wai? Wong Kar-Wai not?
if life gives you lemons who gives you the water and sugar?
if your me then... who am I?
finally sunshine after 4 weeks of rain lets close up curtains and  startup counterstrike
If i drop my watch in the toilet will i have shitty time?
What's the difference Between polar and albino polar bears?
If today is international beer day does that make tomorrow international hang over day?
if boggart only takes form of greatest fear then what happens if greatest fear is boggart?
if a tree falls down and nobody is around to hear it how does somebody know it fell in the first place?
IF BLIND PEOPLE AREN'T ALLOWED TO DRIVE
IF we are all created in god's image  is god a he/she?
if mtv doesn't play music videos anymore why does it still have video music awards?
If you swear not to tell a soul
If it's 'Not to mention' Then why do we mention it?
If conveniant store won't take Debit purchases under 5 dollaRs Is it still convenient?
MAN WITH HOLE IN HIS POcKET Feel COCKY?
Church of glen benton do i still blame it on god?
If DEATH IS CONSIDERED A COMFORT THEN WHY ARE PEOPLE SO UNSETTLED BY IT?
If no one is born racist how did racism begin
If margarine was a pokemon would it be butterfree?
A WAitress gets a drink ON me should I tip her?
Dicks Why mine is so short?
if twin brothers married twin sisters and they all had kids would they look the same?
if i cant post 'hands free fapping' on 4chan does that mean 4chan cant fap without its hands?
When scared half to death twice Would it equal death?
Does pain disappear or do we adapt to it?
my father said 'if you play with your self you'll go blind' i said ' yo dad i'm over here'
What happens when you die?
If YOU LIE ON POTTERMORE SO YOU CAN BE IN SLYTHERIN           WOULD YOU GET SLYTHERIN BECAUSE YOU'RE A LIAR?
If homosexuality is passed through your genes How does it get passed on
If tomatos are fruit... Is ketchup a smoothie?
when sheep jump over walls
IN AN ALL BLACK MOVIE WHO DIES FIRST?
If the plural of goose is geese
if the lord is our shepherd are we his sheep
Why is there a handicap spot at the swimming pool?
Do people agree on things because it is right
IF the devil punishes the wicked shouldn't he be the good guy?
is it the zapatos? the world may never know
Why is it good when girls are bomb? But bad when movies bomb?
If M.Bachmann married a gay man Is she then pro gay marriage?
If benedict Cumberbatch was standing in line for something would that make him a queue-cumber?
PHILOSORAPTOR SAYS: IF SHE SAYS NO
Why are cats so popular now? they taste horrible
Is het beantwoorden van een retorische vraag het gevolg van het niet kunnen stellen ervan?
Has anyone ever gone to a bel-air restaurant and ordered something (not) fresh?
Is Hypochondria An Illness?
Do vegetarians avoid Beefsteak tomatoes
ruchotable or not ruchotable?
Yosef  Kazinik If camera lenses are round why do pictures come out rectangular?
When you put hot cheetos in the freezer Do they become regular cheetos?
IF GOD CREATED MAN FROM DUST... WHY IS THERE STILL DUST?
97.6% ? IS this real life?
What if  Cm punk goes to sleep
If I use one number from Jdam does that make the whole document proprietary?
Wait whole life for half life? (3)
oh
If all roads lead to rome why are there dead ends?
call my women an they don't won't company
if Doc Ock forms the sinister Six because they can't beat spiderman on their own why do they fight spiderman one on one?
every woman is a devil inside so why they are so beautiful on the outside?
How can I convince everyone  I have always been a cavalier fan
What if Joe's virtual friends are just imaginary friends?
libtards claim that we're all the same yet they want to push 'diversity' on everybody
If you own a yellow beetle car
IF TOBIAS ISN'T DIVERGENT
if they say change is good would things unchanged to this day be bad?
if you go to heaven no matter how mean you are as long as you let god into your heart what's the difference between heaven and hell?
Are school mascots closet furries?
If A benefit for farmers is called farm-aid should a benefit for large reptiles in florida be called gator-aid?
if she told you her ex is just a friend is she calling you stupid
if obama's shoe lace is untied
IF CORPORATIONS ARE THE SAME as People Then I should be able to deduct my car 
Turn Down For What? Turn Down For What indeed
if i don't know you
if you need soul to play the blues how do you explain robert johnson?
if doing nothing 'entitles' a person to something they didn't earn how much claim does the person have that actually worked to earn it?
Go home E.T.
you've been my mother this long and you don't know that I have an awesome sense of humor??
if you move when a person says 'red light' are you deaf or colorblind?
if they legalize weed in New York Will jobs stop drug testing for it?
buy one get one free
If words are just regurgitated air from our lungs why not input keystrokes that output intellectual thoughts
if you falsly use the scumbag stacy meme picture as your profile picture on a dating website does the picture ACCURATELY represent the user?
ghosts are incorporeal and levitate that is why they float trough walls and over the floor
would  reality explode if you forced PINOCCHIO to say 'this statement is false'?
what if i have ocd?
Maybe if I bully them again on facebook they'll decide to hire me again
If the Manus Island case worker was sacked for breaching her confidentiality agreement
if you forget the bottom text
نمیدونم دقیقا ما داریم ?وتبال میبینیم که وسطش تبلیغ پخش میشه یا داریم تبلیغ میبینیم که وسطش ?وتبال هم پخش میشه
would anyone notice if I deleted my twitter?
Eh Ghost dont 'walk' trough doors... They leviatate...
What if dogs were superior humans
If Fireball tastes so nasty after a while Why do we keep buying more shots of it?
updates tickets
two girls one cup permanent brain damage?
if a natural DISASTER is of gods act does that mean he PLEASURES humans suffering
If there are no gays in iran then why are people jailed for homosexualism?
if only sticks and stones can break my bones does that mean that neither sticks nor bones can break my stones?
THE DOG YOU FOUND AND TOOK TO YOUR HOUSE IS MY RESPONSIBILITY BUT NOT YOURS?
construct additional pylons!? or use cheats?
so usa wants to spread freedom to everyone by forcing it upon them?
If Liza Minnelli married Gino VAnnelli Would she go by 'liza minnelli-vannelli?'
Pourquoi dire bonjour  alors qu'on est le soir de hier matin ?
If we are giving freedom to iraq and afghanistan Then are not terrorists giving freedom to us?
if h202 kills you and h20 doesnt isnt life just a failed attempted murder
how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Teacher gives you lots of homework and you WORK haRD FOR A GOOD GRADE yOU GET A F#$%ING CHECK +
What if i do but i dont?
HMM
Why In sharks and minnows
OBAMA TRADES 5 harcore terrorists and gets  one deserter back? This is good how?
shouldn't anti-DEPRESSANTs actually be called pressants?
Esta dieta de agua de coco me cae muy bien este viernes otra vez agua de coco pero con Blackey antes que se eliminen los Cocoteros de Loiza
If europe is all about freedom of speech then why i got shit when said something bad about gays
if a mexican is stoned does that make him a baked bean?
what if sleeping dogs is the sequel of shenmue 2
KIDS make us feel joyously alive and invigorated... Yet siphon it all out by the end of a day?
IF YOU PLAY ZERG WHY YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
IN ORDER TO FIND THE ANSWER TO LIFE
IF godzilla had a son Would it be called Jesuszilla?
what if Ben would play a viable mid
Because at the end of the day ...It's the end of the day
to many assignment to do but still can relax
are the members of a community Communists?
if everyone poops why do we care if anyone sees us doing it?
if the war on women is real why are there female conservatives?
So
I used my smartphone to look up 'memex'... 'nuff said
IF YOU CAN'T SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR SHOULDN'T YOU BE ABLE TO RUN IN?
why isn't 'phonetic' spelt 'fonetic'?
If singapore needs a government why are you complaining about the singapore government?
iF YOU ARE LIVING LIFE.. WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE DIEING?
VELOCIRAPTOR APPRECIATION GROUP vag
Everyone is worried about The extinction of the middle class
We have heard about men speaking to god a MILLENNIUM ago but why aren't we hearing about anyone speaking with god nowadays.
what if Eilidh spery is in love with Anya Linder-Green and that they are both  lesbians and not heterosexuals?
WHAT IF THE CLOUDS  WHERE FLUFFY
Isn't it funny how there is an amber alert in connecticut and... casey kasem is missing?
WELL WELL WELL LOOK WHOS HERE ITS PHILOSORAPTOR
so you open a shop and expect a wave of people to come in on the opening?
MEME Genorator user Y u no use correct picture
oPPOSITE OF PROGRESS cONGRESS
If you can't express it in a meme is it truly worth expressing?
atheism one explosion after another
if the 1989 russian pullout from afghanistan caused the collapse of the soviet union and its economy what will the 2014 american pullout mean for the united states?
wenn codein bei mir sehr gut als schmerzmittel wirkt welche r&#252;ckschl&#252;sse k&#246;nnte ich dann ziehen
lak ahlen wou   sahlen
you film your abortion procedure so the boys will know you're available?
Give me a few months... Yeah I got nothing....
If Johnny Football plays for the browns does his name change to just johnny?
when hiring only one of the olsen twins how does one know which one?
If the answer is in the wind is a Tornado wikipedia?
when someone steals your goat is it considered kidnapping?
if yesterday was 'may the 4th be with you' Does that make today 'revenge of the 5th'
If Megan Fox is such a fox why does she have such ugly thumbs?
If the tags say wash separately  why do you wash them together?
Alter!?  Nicht Junger???
Youre not a elektricien You have just some lamps and some kabels
Did i  miss something
yesterday i still had my shoe and now he's gone???
What if hipsters mainly dress 50's style because so many claim to be born in the wrong era?
What if Hydra Was dc UNSUCCESSFULLY trying to ruin marvel
If someone is transgender and gay doesn't that meke them straight?
can magneto lift thor's mjolnir
What if epiphanies Are just us leveling up?
Have you ever been  to dallas? 'cuz you sure do    tex-is
when cheetas run 70mph do bugs splat on them like a car on the highway?
IN LIBRARIES
If UV light is invisiblE  why do tanning beds light up?
Why eat only one english muffin for breakfast Yet eat 6 english muffin pizzas?
if everyone knows about the new world order... why are we just sat making memes ?
Is misuing rightfax called wrongfax?
what if frro never gives the exit permit do i have to stay in india forever?
what if russia was on a ukranian diet?
IF IRON MAN IS SO INVINCIBLE HOW DOES HE ALWAYS SEEM TO LOSE FIGHTS
the sound of two hands clapping or of one spanking?
LOGIC IMPREGNABLE
If a man born in poland is a pole does that mean someone born in holland is a hole?
you need a PHILOSOPHER? I Can do that
what is the one thing more brutal than an amalgam of Citadel and end of atlas? missing that show after several hours of failing to find your car keys
so
If I use a different Template Does it make this more appealing?
pendejo is a spanish word why is the forever pendejo meme a picture of an asian?
If a woman who advocates women's rights a feminist is a man who advocates men's rights a masochist?
AM I MAKING THESE MYSELF OR IS SOMEONE LIVING THE SAME LIFE AS ME
if there's extra virgin olive oil does that mean there's extra slutty olive oil
Time You Enjoy Wasting is Not Wasted Time What if you enjoy wasting time?
scored as many goals playin goalie... maybe i should keep doing it????
if homosexuality is genetic how do those genes get passed on?
If someone says 'um ' to a black guy in china are they being racist?
alarmist scientists warning about an approaching Asteroid? they've always missed earth; they always will.
if everything made on the earth is from the earth then isn't every food organic?
If the ABC song
If a man is talking in the forest and there is no woman there to hear him
If She's not a ho can she still be superman'd?
IF WE'RE ALL HUMAN 'BEINGS' DOES THAT MEAN DEAD PEOPLE ARE HUMAN 'WAS'?
if you get a tooth stuck i your ear is it a foreign object?
If religion doesn't belong in politics Does that mean manmade laws (corporate welfare
S0………. Mona likes the owl
if the hockey team was co-ed would they still ban / punish everyone on the team
si microsoft usa nombres como windows 7 y windows 8... sera que volvera windows 95??
If global warming exists where is global cooling?
So the Unabomber sent bombs through the Mail to warn us of technolgy? Email
Instead of Quoting philosophical texts How about actually applying them
How could bio-tube cloning succeed
but if henry is wrong why doesnt kiwi correct him?
CLEVER GIRL...
If gingers are really pale cause they don't have soul then is that why black people have so much
How do you answer a question about journalistic ethics if you are being interviewed for a job at tmz?
If my roommate calls herself Oneichan Does that make me oniichan?
if something is bad because it's not natural does that make CELIBACY bad?
Ma SE LA REGOLA NUMERO UNO E' 'IL DOTTORE MENTE' E LA DICE IL DOTTORE... ALLORA LA REGOLA NUMERO UNO E' UNA BUGIA?!
If all the d*cks switched to PS4 Does that mean only puss*es are left on Xbox?
If we are the universe  and some of are asian ? Doesn't that make us ALL  ASIAN?
if you wear my dress and i wear your shirt but we're both girls are we still cross-dressers?
if vaccines are solely responsible for the eradication of major diseases then how did tuberculosis cases in the u.s. decline without using one?
ob auf dem 4freunde server wohl wenigstens die gifs dedupliziert werden
What if the zombie apocalypse happened during a filming of the walking dead? How would we know the difference between the actors and the zombies?
maybe science is really god disguised as his own worst enemy
If a pictures worth a thousand words why do i only see thirteen?
If Iphones are made by apple
why does 'newest characters today' never change ?
If I HAD EXISTED AFTER rALPH wALDO eMERSON i WOULD HAVE WRITTEN POETRY ABOUT NATURE INSTEAD OF EATING IT
Not sure if Finnished The stanley parable 20 times or havnt started yet
if the plane wasn't hijacked could it have been aliens?
IF people who are privileged cannot see their privilege how can you be sure you aren't PRIVILEGED
if milk is for your bones. then why is chocolate milk bad
if Beautification is gay then does that make woodstock STRAIGHT?
if it has silent features why do we discuss about it
If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester would that be 'Alien vs. predator'?
If everyone knows about the secret service
if macho is STRAIGHT then why are there gay football players?
If you express God mathematically.. would it be pi
if violent video games make me a violent person
If Russia denies it is invading Ukraine does that mean the 'self-defense' forces in Crimea could be held as unlawful combatants and Putin could only shrug?
If I buy a truck that doesn't have 4X4  Then is it really a truck or a car
IF IT'S A 64-BIT OS
if you buy a gift card then use it to buy the same gift card is that counted as a bogo
I wonder if turtle ever 69'ed With her lesbian lover
was machen wir mit leuten die ins bett pissen?
I treat the best employees better than you? Wouldnt that mean you should work harder?
if I allow jesus inside me will I get pregnant?
Imagine a Circle. Label it with Seasons and Months... Clockwise or Counterclockwise?  And why?
WHY DOES SELF-DESTRUCT HAVE A PP OF 5/5 IF YOU CAN ONLY USE IT ONCE
if we're fasting most of the year How is not St. Cyril Liturgy the most popular
If a person breaks wind
60% of hits from google Great at SEO or bad at everything else?
If it's scientifically proven that punishment is the least effective way to alter behavior why is that our societies go to for altering behavior?
Grammar-saurus approves of yor work
Why does off mean to deactivate but also activate
if it's a sin to be gay why did god create gay people?
if harry potter is a wizard of magic why can't he fix his own eyesight?
if you're high and you go into politics knowing nothing does that mean you're a republican?
if dinosuars are extinct                                                                                             how am i still alive
If Jackfrost and rapunzel is jackunzel then is jackforst and else jelsa?
Is A mobile home with a flat tire a home?
if YOU BEEN PREGNANT 6 TIMES BUT ABORTED ALL 6 OF THEM ARE YOU A SERIAL KILLER??
when i am proofreading do i have to read all the words?
what if IN MINECRAFT the next block we mine will expose diamonds
If God created everything What created God?
why is it when you're looking for something you lost
if dinosaurs died out years ago... ...why am i still here?
Why are fighting types weak to bug types? when a punch can squash virtually any insect...
abby & brittany... can play mtg only in thg?
So if i come to posvar  5604 at 7pm on march 5 i will get free pizza?
IF MASON IS CONSIDERED UGLY THAN WHAT DOES THAT MAKE WINSTON THEN?
If she does a backflip Should I be impressed or disappointed?
if handsome jack wants you dead why does he keep respawning you?
If organ transplants are the new cannibalism what's a sex change
Justin bieber has a child? Who's the father then?
If ORDERS ARE UP 113% dOES THAT MEAN THIS YEAR IS REALLY GOOD
'pedophilia' indicates a regular friendship with a minor the right term is 'pedosexuaeciomania'
If a sign maker goes on strike Does he make a sign?
If single people stick togethertick together are they really single?
if the golden law applied to rapists wouldn't it end into an endless chain of rapes and murders?
'homophobia' is the terror of identical items or whatnot the right term is 'cacosexuaecia'
if you wore a kessel jersey in sochi would you be rooting for Canada or the Us?
What if valentine's Day Is the human's version of our mating season?
hmmm... IF I wanted to see ads for FB friends businesses  I would like their BUSINESS' page
the absence of evidence isn't the evidence of absence So y do i feel so absent-minded...?
If both drugs and love lead to an increase in the brain's dopamine levels would you call somebody in a relationship a love addict?
If i cant have you cause you dont want to ruin us as friends then how do you end up with boyfriends
what if the bed is giggling and I am creaking
What do bald people list as their hair color on their drivers license?
If gangnam style is a rain dance and caused Sandy is let it go a snow song?
if i IGnore this email will the eval complete itself?
if i ignore email will the eval complete itself?
WHAT IF THE INTERNET SECURITY COMPANIES aRE THE ONES MAKING THE VIRUSES?
Ha tam&#225;s buzi Akkor a Simsont regaliz&#225;lja
If he who is without sin cast the first stone Would it be ok to throw on after jesus?
when asked women say the difference between a wife and a hooker
When i sign my name in the snow does my signature become my 'John Cockhand'?
(Mg
if I'm the top rated meme why am i number 6?
WHAT IF... I DON'T FIND ANYTHING NEW TO WONDER ABOUT?
if dinosaurs didn't go extinct... would they have evolved to look like aliens?
if god loves everybody and can forgive you for your sins then why gays can't get married? especially if religious people consider homosexuality a sin?
why do buses stop at all railroad crossings but they don't have seat belts?
Why is the second amendment the only constitutional right you need a permit exercise?
if god created universe who created god  ???
if errors are beautiful
If there are 5 development regions and Western DR is in 5th shouldn't it be called Central DEVELOPMENT Region and CDR be called Mid-Eastern Development region??
Eu queria mudar a minha foto de perfil Mas a&#237; seria chamado praxista
if the spell wore off at 12 why did the glass slipper remain as a glass slipper?
Drives a duramax for 10 hours starts to second guess the cummins
has an apple logo you can tell it's legit
If we come from nature Then everything we do is natural
if a guy gets hit in the head with a can of soda does that mean he's lucky it was a soft drink?
If I do a split in front of Pamela Will my hamstrings explode out of excitement?
'...idi vraže gdje te traže.' piše samo hrvatska
WHAT IF YOUR APPENDIX EXPLODES TO KILL HARMFUL PARASITES WITHIN YOUR BODY
why aren't you stoned you should get really get stoned
what are do pooping
Which came first
What if Every object is an analog computer running a perfect simulation of itself!
Vegan eh? You Know hErbivOres arent making a conscious deCision right?
why do they call it the affordable care act when no one can afford it?
Is the ocean blue because it reflects the sky or is the sky blue because it reflects the ocean
?ני ירוק וגדול ?ני הזין של יוסי
Been Through a Global DISASTER This One was worse than that
How are you supposed to detect goodies when two shoes are the average amount?
If in socialism the state controls everythinG Are hookers fOr free?
every status is about your awesome husband & perfect marriage
BLack Absorbs heat and white reflects it  SINCE A PENUS WOULD GO SMALL AT A COLD CONDITION DOES THAT MEAN THAT BLACK PENUSES ABSORB MORE HEAT AND GET LARGER?
if all terrorism is bad and evil why do we terrorize criminals of prison and punishment ?
if sex really is a natural phenomenon then why do sex manuals exist?
not sure if someone is cooking something good... or if that is my own body odor
IF I DON'T GET HIRED BECAUSE i AM INEXPERIENCED HOW WILL I EVER GAIN EXPERIENCE?
What if Katy Perry's Song Dark Horse IS actually about a Mazda rx7 with a 20B Engine
If what doesn't kill you makes you stronger
hvordan l&#230;re bruk av ikt til barn n&#229;r en ikke vet &#229; bruke dem selv
What if the success of the conspiracy theory were a conspiracy ?
did apple and mcdonalds team up to make the apple mac?
what if the emerald is only  a misogynist because he cant get laid
why doesn't 'big willy' get laid?
Is intolerance for intolerance intolerance?
deez nuts who's nuts???
tribalwars
porcaddio
what would happen if  we planted trees on mars?
Nililism ? Ninilism !
if atoms make up everything do atoms make up quarks?
I used to think... Then went extinct.
do they call it soul food because it's so bad for your body?
do they call it soul food because it's so bad for your body?
If Lorde is short
If happyness can't exist without sadness Is eternal happyness a state of unconsciousness?
if two wrongs don't make a right... does two rights make a wrong?
If bieber is a girl
if i am dead
if a mosquito bit my funny bone would I scratch myself silly?
today i'm going to hug a vegetarian then i'm going to eat it
But if it wasn't funny Why would you like it?
If justin bieber used to be a little girl does that now make him a woman?
I know we have figured out the speed of light But seriously
If the rich create jobs
if we feed
If guys are friendzoned by girls all the time Do guys also friendzone girls?
If we should ban men's magazines because they objectify women should we also ban women's magazines?
if i were any cuter would the earth explode?
if we invaded another planet would we be called as aliens or humans?
if snapple is made from the best stuff on earth why isn't there a cocaine snapple
If people are made of atoms does that mean that scientists studying atoms are actually a group of atoms studying themselves?
if water is h2o
IF TESTing is the process to REMOVE BUGS IS PROGRAMMING THE PROcess to PUT IN BUGS?
if congress love gridlock so much why congress not marry it?
If automatic transmissions have 'drive' why they not play golf and get holes in one every time automatically?
if pizza 'the shit' what is it when pooped out?
if lemons sour why not use them to patch kids?
if dark souls so hard did it take viagra?
if they called cell phones why we must buy them?
if i will be baked and then there will be cake why glados not offering cannabis? also then i could eat more cake.
IF WE ALL COME FROM DIFFERENT WALKS OF LIFE IS MILEY CYRUS NORMAL?
If I love red meat so much Why I not marry it?
if a fat girl is proud to be fat
if a person protecting a football gets $10 million
if dinosaurs extinct how I say 'i think therefore I am'?
if santa deliver to millions in hours he faster than light so why he get old?
if santa can deliver to millions in hours why he not dos equis man or chuck norris?
if dos equis man so perfect why he stoop to beer stoogery?
to tell me to leave it blank it is no longer blank
I wonder... Should I rip this guys ball off before or after he learns that I'm a dude...
If tomorrow is christmas eve then is today christmas adam?
if those who vote for golden dawn are illiterate then what can we say for those who vote for pasok
IF ANNETTE'S STORIES KILL PEOPLE does that mean SHE IS A MURDERER
what if gardevoir used dream eater and the target was having a wet dream?
If duck dynasty and jerry springer merged How would we know who the guests were ?
if velociraptors such good hunters why we not heroes on supernatural?
Is this really a card? Or just a picture compilation?
if the enemy of my enemy is my friend what happens if three people all hate each other?
Is a selfie without yourself in it selfless
adam lanza nucking futz
if you water a garden by putting water on it why do you dust furniture by removing dust from it?
pogodila sam kombinaciju za loto ali nisam uplatia listic
Se um afrodescendente se refere ao homossexual como veado ele tem o direito de se ofender quando o chamam de macaco?
Does political ideology determine drug attitudes and mating strategy or does mating strategy determine political ideology and drug attitudes?
IF THEY REMADE RUBY AND SAPPHIRE IN GEN 6
IF YOU R WHAT U EAT.... IS ANDRE EVERYTHING?
if a jewish bank controls american war... ... is anti-war activism antisemitism?
in one episode of futurama
a co jeśli w ksywce szybki robert nie chodzi o pływanie?
Do you know The Beaumonts?
if obamacare forces everyone to work part time and get second jobs  aren't they really just working the other half of everyone elses job?
if mouses are mice are houses hice?
If Family is important Why do we let them bounce to voicemail
If Wednesday is now hump day does that make Thursday 'Super Happy Fun slide' day...?
if mouses are mice are houses hice?
lice > louse RICe > rouse?
life sucks and then you wreck your car
WOULD SHOULD ADOPT ME?  T-REX
if we are part of god that makes us god on the earth and allow us to be more than the other?or is just be we are a simple person and god is a common person who died long ago...
UKRAINE 'MAIDAN of INDEPENDANCE'  independence as such
does superman wear  chuck norris pajamas?
se os pastores alem&#227;es s&#227;o alem&#227;es
RECYCLING IS GOOD FOR THE COMMUNITY  FAMILY IS BETTER THAN FRIENDS
if congress extends the undetectable firearms law will that actually stop someone from making an undetectable firearm?
if civil liberty falls in a forest of jingoism with no patriots around to defend does it make a sound?
Not sure if chance the rapper or vic mensa
the sun gives you cancer
What if?...
can god make a rock so big... that even he cannot lift it?
If we called rush a liberal would he attack himself?
Opposable thumbs
Thank you for your attention! are there any questions?
if home's sweet why it isn't called kafana?
what if the admin of this page is sachin pilgaonkar himself and is just trying to know what people think of him!!
is a Antonio Vitrano GTX 770 OR Omar Maestro?
IF DINOSAURS DON'T EDIT POSTS
Mooing. FRolicking. Raptor Attacks.
IF WE ARE Never too old to learn something stupid WHY YOU can't teach an old dog new tricks?
If i participate in circle pits and stage dives at a children 18:3 Show My experience will be even better?
if video games are a waste of time
if cannibalism is a sin why does God make you eat his body and drink his blood every Sunday?
if all you want is the mount why do msv on heroic?
When your babygirl learns from you How do you out smart her?
if rabies always kill why are dogs man's best friend
do i win the game even if i say
If kereon pop is kpop  then chinese rap is crap?
if i lose something in the lost and found is it lost
if you fail to suicide... is that a fail or a win?
If a Zombie meets a necrophiliac who is chasing who
Research shows that the placebo effect works even when the subject knows that she/he is merely given a placebo remedy. Would the placebo effect increase if the subject was aware of this fact
If Anitha is a part of research why isn't she included in the card game?
why sit outside of a store for a week to save $50 and miss  a full week's paycheck for skipping work?
Yosef kazinik If camera lenses are round
why didn't they name the xbox 360 xcircle?
if everything that goes up must come down how come theres no movie called the dark knight falls?
do fish vaginas smell like humans?
If iron mans suit is actually made of iron  he should be dead
maybe the usa avoid nuking afghanistan because it cannot be seen to be giving uranium to the enemy?
is it just me
as a philosoraptor it honors me to say
Keep calm and look behind you
If Weblogic sucks and glassfish is amazing then why would anyone use weblogic?
if the president second guesses himself does that make him a racist?
Do i think or i don't think ? I probably don't think
ok class
if web 1.0 was before 2.0 why didn't they just update it to 1.1?
If you insert a while loop in a for loop does that mean you are you solving the problem for a while
do people who cannot afford healthcare own computers and pay monthly for an internet connection?
why do they call it free healthcare when i still have to buy my own bandaids and aspirin?
Since disney now owns star wars... ...is leia a disney princess?
if water comes from clouds where do clouds come from?
If u see a sign that says disobey and u disobey R U OBEYING?
If a smurf gets blue balls How do they know?
bypasses south
if someone is willing to 'work for food' why don't they?
You and your co-star determine that theatre is a sport If sports have a senior day shouldn't we have a senior day this year for PTA people?
You and your co star determine theatre is a sport  Sports have senior days...  theatre should be no different
Elenush Cand o punem ?
WHY DO YOU DRIVE ON A PARKWAY  AND PARK ON A DRIVEWAY?
Dafaq Speak romanian Romana Fraiere
What if you threw a poke ball at a digimon?
In Soviet Russia do you troll trolls?
Kalo Pak Sutan Bhatoegana itu paling ganteng sejagad Siapa yang paling cantik sejagad ya?
WHAT IF YOU THREW A POKEBALL AT A DIGIMON?
Is the opposite of Michael Jackson  Michael Jacksoff
if it is selfish to want to keep what you earn what word describes wanting what you didn't earn?
If we're searching memes about studying Doesn't that mean we're studying?
If I have sex with my 'adopted' mother then would it still be considered incest?
kalo FA itu dijauhin apapun mengapa kesedihan mendekatinya?
Warum l&#228;sst dein Vater eigentlich immer die schu&#228;nse brennen?
IF McDONALD'S IS A JOB FOR TEENS WHO IS SERVING ME WHILE THEY ARE IN SCHOOL?
Why does Leonardo DiCaprio Die in every movie?
wiaso is um 5 Uhr scho so  dunkel - ma braucht a Flutlicht zum sp&#252;n
Want your sports team named for a racial slur? OK
If you are what you eat Would eating a hungry man tv dinner not satiate you?
What does the match history say about khang's leaving rate It's over 9000
if you instagram your bbm barcode how do your friends scan it to their phones?
If you'd ask goofy to 'stop goofing around' would that be mean?
Have a stroke Be born again?
If one day every but you was blind Are you the disabled one?
DONOVAN JIMENEZ?
Can you be a genius in being a Genius?
WAR Z PVP?
If neuroscientists could make people forget and hate religion Will they go to hell together?
If you don't know why I am extinct.. How do you know so much about Reptilians?
the bottom statement is the truth the top statement is a lie
why?
IF YOU HATED BUSH FOR ILLEGAL WARS SHOULDN'T YOU HATE OBAMA TOO?
Caca or not caca ? That is the question...
if the fbi
Kira kira 999 jam 999 menit 999 detik
if a piano player is called a pianist
if a pedometer is used to measure how many steps a person has taken
mana ko dapat ayat tu? Ha amir?
if they use a double negative in their song do pink floyd not need an education?
The world has a lot of smart poor people
If someone made a 'children's strength' homeopathic remedy... ...Would it be more diluted
if obama was a member of mossad would the world be any different?
je dobry napad ru?ne nainstalovat android 4.4 kitkat  na samsung galaxy w ? Bude to fungovat
If you provide back pay to furloughed federal workers Whats the point of a shut down?
HOW MANY CAPS WOULD 2PAC POP IF 2PAC COULD POP CAPS?
CIGARRETTE MANUFACTURERS WRITE 'SMOKING IS INJUROUS TO HEALTH' STILL CREATES CIGARRETTES
DEWANA HUA BADAL BY RAFI
If you have your wisdom tooth extracted Is it the last wise thing you do?
What if i never was born? But somehow endup existing anyway?
What if i never was born? But somehow endup existing anyway?
If Mr. Blackwell tells you to work.... Does he really mean it?
if there are non-essential government employees why do they have a job to begin with?
If some federal employees are non-essential and are furloughed during a government shutdown Why were they hired in the first place?
entonces.. me parecia
aku rase udin bodoh kot
if baby spice were pregnant would she be carrying meta-baby spice?
ewrew twetrw
confucious say: man who stand on toilet high on pot
The worst part about being in a relationship is finding out you're not in a relationship at all
How is it that The Avengers was great... But Agents of Shield is shit?
Miley Cyrus and Robin Thicke have no talent Why do people pay them to perform?
what if aliens don't visit us is because they watched springer ?
If a person turns 100 years old when asked about their age later
why... nevermind i'm going back to play gta v
Have you noticed straw berries Are neither a straw nor a berry?
If man was made in the image and after the likeness of god does god have a belly button?
voten a guido xD
if your life doesn't revolve around twitter does twitter revolve around your life?
I THINK I HAD EATEN MY PENIS
If you can't compare utilities How can there be any concept of social cost?
Vendor sends free sample Foolsgold kisses ass - coincidence?
I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion  has already been born!
Agenda 21  it wasen't real until you needed a tv permit !
What if Walter Withe starts now a new life as Hal from Malcolm in the Middle
Did the founders know Dianne Feinstein When they made the 2nd Amendment?
si tous les gens deviendrait stupide  y aurait t il une terre
Happy Birthday Ben
anjanna maam : tulaq dynasty wait tulaq?
What if Life and the Universe are Computer Programs? and black holes are viruses?
If fruit is candy... candy must be fruit!
A Bad religion Christmas album? True North Pole.
If Welfare Pays More than Work Why Would Anyone Want A Job?
Est-ce qu'on peut dire que un gars qui n'aime pas noel a les boules?
k lagarto
The Bottem Is Always A Lie the top is always true
ini apa perasaan gua aja apa gua abis makan orang tadi ??
se um gato tem 7 vidas se ele for atropelado vai ficar com 6 ou morrer?
what if?  cfk really did have a brain??
I WONDER HOW PORTIA AND JOE ARE DOING?
Ma se la zanette fosse figa... Impossibile
Doing nothing about Syria is like doing nothing about a kid on the playground who keeps setting fire to other kids' clothes with a lighter.
Not sure if Melcha or FLOPCHA
i wonder is baby oil made of babies
If you work for holiday stationstores Isn't every day holiday pay?
Sei fazer mene Sou foda s ou n
If a satanist sneezes do you tell them 'curse you'?
If I work 12 hour days over the summer ...do i work 4 hour days in winter?
Does The Invisible Hand Have a Laissez Faire Economic Policy?
If Obama starts WWIII Does he have to give the Peace Prize back?
If Mars arrives in muinich in 1615 isn't he arriving far too early then?
porque la gallina cruzo el camino? nadie lo supo
POURQUOI LE CIEL EST BLEU ALORS QUE LES OCEANS NE LE SONT PAS
What If Patrick Omameh Makes The 49ers Roster?
What If aids is god's  way of saying Use a condom
If Raditz goes ssj Does it counts as 3rd level?
Boo Boos Ponchy Nonchy
If insanity is repeating the same thing over and over again expecting a different outcome Than what is weightlifting
si les chevaux nous voit plus  grand les hamster nous voie petit?
if you're from Boston and you describe yourself as 'artistic' Do people think you have autism?
Morning is test
me pregunto si tengo apellido
If miley is lil kim in a nother life... Could lil kim be miley now in this one?
GIA MIA STIGMH egw ti kanw edw twra?
creamy or crunchy? oh well not like everyone on the internet cares
was a people fetishized? or was a fetish peopleized?
if we could stop time
Il porcellum e' incostituzionale: rischia di far vincere una minoranza di nominati dai partiti Bene.
KATA YANG LEBIH JAGO MASAK PEREMPUAN TUKANG NASI GORENG LAKI-LAKI
If a buddhist says 'Yolo
Si Will Smith viaja al pasado es Was Smith?
if the devil is gods enemy why would he punish sinners in hell?
If the bus driver leave the bus Who closes the door?
so if you can't win a war trad marching then why is razing not working either?
if hetero abusive male can make a woman a lesbian can abusive lesbian turn another one straight?
if raptors were philosophs  then why did they vanish ?
if Every intention sets energy into motion  then i guess i love you all 
if the obelisk is a satanic dick lol  then y is near to le # vatican church
I wonder if people use bumbersickers in switzerland
If Hitler is the antichrist would jews be christs?
posts on memegenerator wrong meme
Meme lui ne se souvient plus... du dernier but de Benzema en Equipe de France !!!
What if increasing number of people who hate children             is evolution's solution to overpopulation problem
if somebody says his hobby is lying is he telling the truth?
Escribe @Be y el primero que salga Se lo comio un Hamster
If a man named lee plays blackjack on a monday is he Hitmonlee?
What if Stan wasn't able to send an e-mail to Eminem because he spent all of his money on other Eminem related shit?
prova prova
If a girl from Iceland and a guy from Cuba have a kid will the kid be an icecube?
If Yahoo! got a new logo Does that mean Tumblr should re-do their entire website?
if i am a donor for a fecal transplant does that mean i give a shit?
is it possible for a  t-rex to make a bed?
why was it ok for the Dems to defund the iraq wa under bush but we can defund obamacare under obama?
if bubblews pays you to blog about the things you love why isn't the whole internet doing it?
if you have x-ray vison and you close your eyes can you still see?
What sound does a boob being whipped out in public make?
man desde ke pagina ay ke espezar a estudiar espa&#241;ol y enke pagina termina
ahhhhh roor
if cats have nine lives then why they get killed in one hit
AT THE MOVIE THEATHER. WHICH ARM REST IS YOURS?
NSA National Socialism America?
If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide should we consider it a hostage situation?
si nunca hiciste esto en clases tuviste las mejores clases
7.7 MILLONES? A FARMEAR
If a traveler from the future recalls his childhood  Is it a flashback or a flashforward?
not sure if your growling at me   or you have to go poo?
MEAN WHILE AT TOONTOWN YOU ARE ALL FIRE IF YOU ARE A HACKER!
If Vanguard & Duel Master are ripoffs of Yugioh & Yugioh is a ripoff of Magic the gathering then would that mean their all the same thing
I'm Thinking What's for snack
And if my in-laws are out-laws?
if rainbow dash makes a sonic boom
If a tomato grows on a tomato plant what does an eggplant grow on?
Lazy rule: can't reach it
Je me demandais l'autre jour ce qui peut bien passer par la t&#234;te de quelqu'un qui se jette du 7&#232;me tage...  - Sa colonne vertbrale !
е?ли лед ?то 100% вода значит что ? Ии?у??
If she's breaking my balls am I cracking her egg?
ma il culo a mandolino fa musica o scoreggia?
If Pokemon can be stored digitally in a PC... Does that mean that Pokemon are Digimon?
if all of us are unique  does that make us all the same?
Why do we drive on parkway.. and park in driveway?
KALO POWER RANGER ITU FIM ANAK ANAK KENAPA PEMAINNYA ORANG DEWASA ?
If people make movies about Alliens attacking EARTH Do alliens make movies about people attacking their planet?
Do people on nudist colonies watch pornography?
If Trip Kicks You Out Does That Make You Kick Out Trip?
If Mr. Frog Make Me Eat Trip Then I'll Eat Him With Mr. Frog
IF GTA V IS NOT COMING FOR PC  THEN WHY THE PC DON'T COME FOR GTA V
how much fish could a fishburne burn if a fishburne could burn fish?
se o valdes sai do barcelona..... eles vao te que joga com o pinto atr&#225;s?
Human Rightz IN CHILDBIRTH?
si los pitbulls son muy fuertes  te matan de amor?
if woman are always right what happens if two woman have different opinions?
If Harry potter is the boy who lived
If you drink bud light Does that you less weiser?
what if you go to a public restroom without someone asking for money and sit there on a chair and ask for money
SI ZORO ES EL HOMBRE DE MAYOR CONFIANZA DE LUFFY PORQUE SOLO A NAMI Y USOPP LES HA CONFIADO SU SOMBRERO?
Is a gay black man A Homeysexual?
If you are hotter than me
If you say you don't give a fuck Aren't you giving a fuck about not giving any ??
the tv censors the word 'GODDAMNED' but the censor the GOD part and not the DAMN part
if i have a chinese friend and i take him to china  is he still my chinese friend
If Korean pop is kpop... then chinese rap would be crap?
Rational discussion Starts with: You're a fucktard!
There's a difference between being clueless and trying to FIND truth
If I haven't been on Triviador since Easter and people still spend money on it... Do I have to work another day in my life???
If humans are 80% water
Cardiologista falando de amor e dor no cora&#231;&#227;o... Paradoxo?
if mary was a virgin then jesus deflorated her from inside
If the world of Minecraft is infinite how can the sun loop around it?
saber que estas enfermo de la guata por el olor del peo
If George Zimmerman is a 'white hispanic' Is Barrack Obama a 'white African american?'
If i start producing fake I Phones Can i call it Steve's Jobs?
If the Logo of 'Monsters University' is MU How could be the logo of a movie named 'Fools University'
if you die inside a bubble are you drowning or suffocating
If congress is the opposite of progress What's the opposite of constitution
The most difficult question asked in KBC? Who is the worst? A- Justin Bieber B- One Direction C- Nicki Manaj D- Exun Clan
Jos ihmisill&#228; on kiire
If the government  doesn't trust it citizens Why should i trust the government
why is it called common sense when so few people have it?
no se si la mina es culona o anda con pantalones levanta culo
If ninja's are always invisible Then how do we know they exist?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean 1 person enjoys it !?
KENAPA SAMPAH YANG GAK BISA DIDAUR ULANG GAK DIBUANG KE MATAHARI AJA? KUMPULKAN SEMUA SAMPAH TERUS KIRIM PAKAI ROKET JADI GAK AKAN ADA LAGI SAMPAH DI BUMI
if adult sites advertise anatomy enlargement should romance novels advertise anatomy tightening?
Euh mais qui ?
If 1 woman takes out 1 baby in 9 months Does that mean 9 women can TAKE OUT 1 baby in 1 month?
If the dubstep is the modern music we are time traverels?
if you throw a coin in a dam does that mean you give a dam?
did the serotonin syndrome CAUSE the depression or did the depression lead to the serotonin syndrome?
The N.C. GOP want doctors to perform abortitons. Tell me again Why are democrats protesting this?
Prase Raptor Jesus!!! Or Burn in hell!!!
Why do some people place their fate in the hands of people not savvy enough to get out of jury duty?
what if you were on top of a semi
if power corrupts and absolute power corrupts absolutly does this make god  the devil
If TV rots the brain is educational tv good?
If you ladies think we are so bad at aiming you try to piss standing up and then bitch
If killing a child is called infanticide is killing a gay called homocide?
se os tomates secos v&#234;m em conservas com &#243;leo eles n&#227;o deveriam ser chamados 'tomates oleosos'
porque o ch&#225; verde
KOQ MASIH ADA YANG GA IKUTIN PEMERINTAH ?
αν ενα toyota hilux μπο?ει να αντεξει μια κατεδαφιση
How much wood could... Ask my i7
si se me cae la sal
No se si esta loco o lo joden los cachos
if america fights for democracy then why do we fund the military that overthrows democracy in egypt and pakistan?
If asexual is the opposite of sexual is being apathetic the opposite of pathetic?
if i hit you and you hit me back does that mean i have to hit you again?
if kim gave birth to northwest does that mean that she gave birth to one direction
Why do they always yell 'Bella' To Kristen Stewart?
It a picture is worth a thousand words
DSSSAAAA BREK
if a company made its products last a long time wouldn't it run out of business?
quienes son los vagos que saldran ma&#241;ana a jugar
do ninjas only tell time without a watch because they dont know what a watch is?
If the 4th of July is Independece day Is Obamas birthday dependece day?
if two juggalos were to get into a fight
si somos un pa&#237;s con buena gente porque no dejan ir a los visitantes a la cancha?
(top text) (bottom text)
Por que es tlfn se pone en las orejas?
tengo prueba no
if hipsters hate everything mainstream why do they all hang out at the mall?
DO CELS COMUNICATE WITH CELLPHONES???
America is named for Amerigo Vespucci
If Columbus discovered America
If guys are terrified of jb and 1d Then why don't they scream?
if god created us in his image then shouldn't we all be invisible?
Want to recyle? Get windows mac has a trash bin
morgan freeman narrated his own birth? and his mother didn't commit suicide?
If Laughter is the best medicine
si las cucarachas pueden sobrevivir a una explosion nuclear... que mierda hay en el raid?
SI ES EL DIA DEL ORGULLO GAY PORQUE OCULTAN LA CARA?
How do they make the noises of dinosaurs in jurassic park if no one was around to hear them?
curse u mr.mawb u ruined it i wanted to find waldo all by myself
What if the Vegans are actually Aliens  who want the human race to go extinct due to Global Warming
if women bleed all the time without dying does that make them immune to bloodloss?
If atheists claim themselves to disbelieve in any form of deity Then why they worship Dawkins
Why do we wash towels if we're clean when we get out of the shower?
What if bad luck brian wanted something bad to happen to himself?
if guns kill people does my fork make me fat?
If i am attracted to bieber but bieber looks like a girl AM I STRAIGHT OR AM I GAY?
if you have a big dick then why your name lil d ?
if I can get my toe claw up here why cant i survive an extinction
if my species is extinct then how am i still pondering?
If i am attracted to bieber but bieber looks like a girl AM I STRAIGHT OR AM I GAY?
what if we are the dumbest creatures in the univrese and other creatures just avoid us?
What if The Last of Us Is the Origin Story of the Mushroom Kingdom?
How could you prove That time stopped?
Noto che nel 2013 sono morti molti geni Sto iniziando a preoccuparmi....
Not sure if we must nerf irelia or delete her
If Urbandub is a OPM Band Why don't they compose a Tagalog song?
If there is no free will then how can anyone ever be right or wrong?
If there is no free will how can anyone ever be right or wrong?
If Dinosaurs are extinct how am I here?
If all the PS4 specs are better than that of the xbox one... ...why does it cost $100 less?
y si no cumplio antes... porque votar por esa vieja qla ahora?
So i see a Headache specialist for the Migraines
Hu-Man
If we had 3d food printers
Diana Be Like  He took 5 minutes to reply let me take 5 hours
Vampires go to sleep when the sun rises. Do they say good morning
IF HARIT KUMAR IS SO DEDICATED TO HIS 'CAUSE' HOW DOES HE SPEND SO MUCH TIME ON FACEBOOK?
What if Jack and his magic beans Was a Warning about the Annunaki destroying mankind over GMO's?
If you didnt want to get knifed in the back by your own party Perhaps you shouldn't have done it first
If simba is the king of pride rock and animals are it's people that mean simba is a king that eat his people
If Jesus is named after Jerusalem How did they know what to name him before the wise men came
Se s&#243; se muda um pa&#237;s com protestos faz diferen&#231;a em quem se vota?
went on ffffound! for   design inspo always end up looking   at titties
if it is 10x better than the leading brand why is it not the leading brand?
IF YOU CLEAN SHIT WITH SOAP IS THE SOAP DIRTY OR THE SHIT CLEAN?
You say votes don't matter. Then Why Is Congress Trying So Hard To Give Voting Rights to Illegal Aliens?
euuuuuh nan .
si no existiera facebook que estarias haciendo ahora?
Last paper exam
Oh
why is it called a building  if its already built
EN LOS 80&#180;S LOS OCHENTEROS ERAN SETENTEROS ?
si pones una B en el nombre de RIVER porque descendio ...y vos tenes una B en tu nombre (BOCA) eso significa que nunca ascendiste?
why is it that God gets all the credit for good things and never gets blamed for the bad things
Ha cs&#252;t&#246;rt&#246;k&#246;n bankett
И?ТЕРЕС?О ? ЧТО БЫ БЫЛО ЕСЛИ ДЕВУШКИ УМЕЛИ БЫ ДУМ?ТЬ?
Why am I not the most popular meme?
why is it called a building  if its already built
Would a retarded bus driver drive a short bus?
why don't the power rangers summon their zords immediately and crush the enemy while still small?
Why human always the best race? Because of they more humanity?
If grumpy cat got hiv but stayed negative isn't that a positive thing?
Drinking the milk that's made to transform tiny calves into bulls seems like the healthiest way to prevent osteoporosis!
Győrt a vizek v&#225;ros&#225;nak nevezik. Lehet
hi scarey
if the sugar makes sweet juices when i pour sugar at salt... oh shit
If life can not be contained Is it dangerous to visit a zoo?
Errr Whats 3 X 6
'(insert comeback here) but you don't hear me complaining' Why does that phrase exist?
If a mind is a terrible thing to waste then why don't more people use theirs?
If Guns Dont Kill People Then something Else will
Why is it called a boxing ring if it's square?
Ha LAci 1800-al rak tippmixet  heti 7-szer akkor  marad-e pnze a sok k&#246;nyvből amit &#237;r? Nem marad neki de ezrt terjeszt illeg&#225;lis dolgokat
Racin' Rams Cross Country If we played tag
La Goulette Ich bin der Depp ?
Why do people tell other people 'Don't even think about it' when saying that will make them think about it?
if you remove your windshield wipers     can you still get a parking ticket?
So if Drakes real name is Aubrey Why isnt Drakes name Aubrey?
When Foodplomacy fails Is there a food fight?
Can a person who is colourblind be racist?
dream VACATION for two weeks or five days with anyone in the world
if a quiz has quizzicals.... what does a test have?
IF IT IS AN assumption do you make an ass            of u and umption?
If crazy people know that they're crazy Would't that make them sane
If Alex Keller is superior to Alex Opat
if hipsters always go against the mainstream are hipsters selectively wrong in the instances where the mainstream is right?
if we want to get rid of hipsters forever should we tell them that breathing is mainstream?
If Gregorian calendar starts with the birth of Jesus Why is Christmas not on 1st January?
Why do anti-intellectuals argue?
I would say I'm sorry But that's beneath me.
If magicians never reveal there secrets How do other magicians find out?
So if David is anti cream of wheat Does that make him cream of rice?
if one swag was equivalent to 100$ including your assets
if adam ant is persistent is he adamant?
What if hitler said ' glass of orange juice' not 'gas the jews'
If gif is pronounced with a soft g do you pronounce jif with a hard j?
If Hitler ate a snickers would this have prevented the genocide?
IF I PUNCH MYSELF AND IT HURTS AM I WEAK OR STRONG
is it coincidence that live spelled backwards is evil?
so what your saying is we eat kittens...
IF MEMES ARE BAD IN THE FIRST PLACE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I HAVE SOMEONE ELSE SAY OTHERWISE?
Silence great comeback amanda
If rosaline is capulet's NIeCE
When a file is deleted where does it go?
earth is 75% salt water and covered in un edible vegetation well played god
What if we can imagine new colours But we just can't see it?
KALO PINOKIO BILANG : 'HIDUNGKU AKAN PANJANG !' apakah hidungnya akan memanjang atau memendek ?
IF i have most up votes... ..then why is y u no guy memegen's mascot ?
If you eat party burritos does that make you a party pooper?
Elf makes a clan All of a sudden it's top 10 on forums?
what if we hire thomas p. hock of veolia transportation to be bart's chief negotiator? i wonder what kind of results his $399
IF EVOLUTION IS REAL THEN WHY ISN'T PEANUT BUTTER ALIVE?
Why is it when people fight against bacchanal (dram) they say yuh like bacchanal. When in actuality the ones claim that they don't like bacchanal create all the bacchanal .
IF THE WORLD IS IN 3D
3 million users subscribed to /r/worldnews 9 million subscribed to /r/bigdickproblems
is the opposite of opposite day... Normal?
If you boughT the game but don't have it yet do you own it?
If an American tourist gets sick from Nicaraguan water Is it a first world problem
i CONSCIOUSLY TRY TO CORRECT FOR SELF-PERCEPTION BIAS SHOULD i SAY i AM ABOVE-AVERAGE AT EVALUATING MYSELF?
IF THE EDL HATE IMMIGRATION then why do they have an irish immigrant as their leader?
iF Dave wants to use my AP2 irons... why doesn't he just play golf with me?
if its bad to point @ people then y have 2 pointer fingers?
what if the new xbox is a marketing ploy by microsoft TO GET PEOPLE TO SELL THEIR 360  and then microsoft recalls it and sells it for a higher price
If gif is pronounced jif is a jpg a gaypeg?
GUNNER COVERING ALPHA ENEMY TEAM IN CR??
what if every planet had life in our solar system it just depended upon when they were in the goldilocks zone?
Not sure if this is considered stalking  or NATURALISTIC observation
So Obama having his Umbrella HEld is wrong But bush sending thousands of young americans to die is not?
Do they block Facebook at work if you work for Facebook?
eqwewqeqw sadassa
If the world ends Do we dRess like raptors?
what if scumbag steve is just trying to tell us that he's not a scumbag and he's just really annoyed how we don't let him speak...
If there's an earthquake On mars WoUld it be called a marsquakE
If a satanists heaven is hell... Does that mean their hell is heaven?
Vollbart wachsen lassen Ja/nein?
IF COCkROACHES CAN SURVIVE FROM A NUCLEAR BLAST what the hell is in the raid spray?
If girls complain about being short why do they crouch in photos?
what if carl was really a teenage girl
if waiters make minimum wage Then why do they beg
that woman who just walked by why was she a german colony?
If everyone in the world believed 2 plus 2 equals 5 Would 2 plus 2 equal 5?
if the angry bird's eggs were stolen... why become so angry when they can just lay more?
If it is penny for your thoughts and give me your two scents... Where does that penny go?
'Assassin's creed IV : black flag' will be a game about piracy So ... should i buy it or download it ?
Since the new pokemon region is based on france does that mean you can run from trainer battles?
If you procrastinate to Procrastinate does that mean I'm working?
IF ALCOHOL KILLS YOU why is weed illegal?
if leaf blowers always blowing things... are they CONSIDERED to be  whorse?
If muslims ARE PROHIBITED FROM BURNING THE QUR'AN  THEN WHY DONT WE PUT ONE IN EVERY AMERICAN MILITARY VEHICLE IN THE MIDDLE EAST?
if we called bbm as BLACKBERRY MESSENGER because its on BlackBerry devices  then what we called bbm on android and iOS devices?
Kung natalo
if jon snow LOVES YGRITTE so much why there isn't any vampire in this twilight movie?
IF SPIDER WEBS ARE STRONGER THAN STEEL IS SPIDER-MAN STRONGER THAN SUPERMAN
If a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?
If draven is a troll Than why does he deals tons of damage
Who is more powerful The huge powerlifter
if by pulling the race card they are confirming what you already were thinking is that not a truth card instead?
WHy don't all the guys making forever alone meme Get together with all the girls making forever alone meme
if the world ended in 2012 is yolo a fake?
Were dinosaurs just really good at hide and seek?
Do gamers that are VEGETARIANs   Eat meat in mincecraft
What's th difference Between a ... CaregiveR And a caretaker ?
If Final fantasy VII was the lucky final fantasy was XIII the unlucky one?
IF POSTMAN PAT WORKS FOR ROYAL MAIL HOW COME HE IS NEVER ON STRIKE?
why is it called a drive-through if you have to stop?
if pinocchio says to someone 'my nose will grow now'  will it grow because he told a lie or stay because that would make it the truth?
if there's and east and west side
Blue stacks Pasti software pc yg bisa jalanin aplikasi android di pc
if gohan is half saiyan and was born with a tail why weren't trunks and goten?
if everyone in south carolina is stupid does that include colbert supporters?
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY USE THE WRONG MEME
if guns don't kill people people kill people than toaster don't toast toast
If you disagree with muslims Why target the people who have sense?
IF BONBON TANG IS A LOLIPOP THEN WHAT IS SURIYAN BON?
So the Question is.. When
what was first named the orange for its color  OR THE COLOR BECAUSE OF THE FRUIT?
Se existe o termo Homossexualidade seria correto usar o termo pedossexualidade
If a guy is stupid enough to love you after you broke his heart... I guarantee you he is the one...
If plastic is made from oil
If a PM asks the status of a project... Is he really a PM?
a potato has skin
isnt the large rapor claw on the foot
litije u cifluk.Da vidimo... Prvo cu kod Dzoe pa kod Stavru pa ziki
Does it count as An all nighter if you are normally up all night? Or are you going to pull an all dayer ?
If Janna's w is Zephyr Isn't zephyr good on her?
it takes four years to get a bachelor's degree in college... but takes eight years to realize you helped re-elect a terrible president?
do pro-life and pro-gun supporters support abortion by gun?
if the earth is flat can we see a horizontal line?
I'd rather have Parkinson's than Alzheimer's Better to spill half your drink than forget where the hell you put it!
If you have a renaissance  fair full of deaf-mutes does that mean you'll have a silent knight
if time is money and money is the root of evil is time also the root of evil
IF LIFE BEGINS AT CONCEPTION
laydies & laydies round 10 fight
If Sport climbing is neither is Bouldering also both together maybe?
IF TRISTAN TELLS ME TO SHUT UP AND KEEP TALKING? SHOULD I SHUT UP OR KEEP TALKING
Whats the point of tardy sweeps? If all they do is make you more late to class
how about you leave me out of this
If One door Closes when another opens.. Is Life a Rotating Hotel Door?
WHEN BIRDS TAKE DRUGS THEY FEEL LIKE WALKING?
If i think i am hypochondriac
if belfast is PREDOMINANTLY PROTESTANT then why is there far more kah on the walls than kat?
I let god deal wıth hım but what ıf he ıs the god?!
If Boston was the 'wrong city' to mess with... Does that mean there was a 'right city' to bomb?
When it's my birthday Do I gain a year ordo I loose it
If the writers of the Hunger Games Movies stop writing Are they on a Hunger Strike?
what if metal sonic really is sonic after being robotized and the sonic with green eyes is a faker this whole time
WHAT IF 90% OF EVERYTHING IS CRAP?
if everyone in facebook claims to be different Then which lot is the 'same'?
„Am devenit intelectual &#238;nţeleg&#226;nd că nu poţi fi comunist adevărat
Why WRITE FOR THE OB MY HOME
What if will.i.am is the original producer of Rebound And Arty & Mat Zo just stole it and released it first?
ip girls half justins age love him then do babies love mattybraps?
The LGBT loves rainbows? I'm suprised only one group has claimed refractive light.
Aren't Memories Just dreams whe have while we're awake?
How do you speak chinese in chinese?
If I bully someone weaker than me Does that mean I'm cool
What if a Train driver comes late to work Because He missED the train
if god created man in his image how did he come up with woman?
What if the man on the Roof was just watching the race...
if advanced airbags come in all cars does that make them standard airbags?
if people lived on europa whould they be called europeans?
Friend mentions another person who died from drug use Is this just natural selection at work?
what if  no one is going to ask me
Why do we not simply drive instead of walk?
If life's not fair for everyone... then isn't it fair?
Is Sweet Wine Sweet?
If sodomites are godless then why do they yell god's name during the actual sodomy?
a new improved service? going out to tender in 3 years!
online tutor asked 'really?' serious or sarcasm?
if 18 wheelers take wide rights then what about wide lefts?
Mmmh Honey Boo You Look rachet
if i swap someones old clothes is the clothes still old
If evolution is fact why do they call it a theory?
If Only Imperial Storm Troopers are so precise Then why can't they hit anybody with their blasters?
Would people be stupid enough to not vote Nicky Shields Student president
I wonder if Bullys have true friends
If women play football in lingerie... who are the cheerleaders?
gw denger mayuyu mau pindah ke jkt48 atau jangan-jangan cuma april mop?
how do people make memes without watermarks?
If you use bitcoins because the dollar has no value... Then why do you care about the value of bitcoins in dollars?
what if all the homework given today was a part of april fool's day?
If you loose the chance to get kids get you get hit in the balls then don't most guys want to get kicked in the balls?
If you loose the chance to have kids when you get hit in the balls then don't most guys want to get hit in the balls?
If rule #8 is saying damn in front of commie Shouldn't it read Whenever you utter the word damn 'commie
Russian meteorites... What? me
Why Does all saints have feast But There's no 'Feast of God'?
If Regular people can't defend themselves Then how can people in a uniform defend others
YOU BUY a spare COFFEE  from a tax dodging coffee chain TO HELP PEOPLE IN NEED?
ToNight On sick sad world Justin bieber
Why do we rate things on a scale of 1 to 10 But make the winner 1st place?
One simply does not today
Walk away from bulling But don't walk away from your problems
If you are deaf... can i have your ears?
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN if i gave my dog chocolate for a present.......SHIT
If an atv has 4 wheels  is it still considered a car
if facebook has its own facebook page does it annoy itself with farmville?
What is this multi 21?
If SHOOTING IS A SPORT THEN SHOULD WE  APPLAUD ANDRE BREIVIK?
if a meme is so funny
If adderall is so much like meth do meth heads crank out papers?
If from the day you were born
If we are told not to talk to strangers
If this America was founded by christians... what did thomas jefferson and ben franklin do?
If we love each other why shouldn't I be able to Marry my twin & use his health benfits?
šaltibarš?iai  ar 'mantingos' sumuštinis?
if reality claims to be a legit players how come i always find log traces of him combat logging?
what if fda is really  fixed death administration?
'I saw this political post on facebook and it totally changed my mind.' -said nobody ever
A co Jeśli  Ktos życzył 100 lat w konopnickiej prof. Wojciechowskiej?
If it's legal to vote for someone because he is black then shouldn't it be legal to hire someone because he is black?
if god helps those who help themselves why is masturbation a sin?
If it's legal to vote for someone because they are black then shouldn't it be legal to hire someone because they are black
Maybe we should've eloped
if people are really worried about monopolies
how can you keep your chin up? if you have no chin
how can you break a leg? if you have no legs
so if i read something on the internet that says that people believe everything they read on the internet is it true?
If chris hansen busted a guy in a wheelchair would he still ask him to take a seat?
If a midget criminal hasn't been caught yet WOULD HE STILL BE CONSIDERED 'aT lARGE'?
kalau anak sgm tunjuk tangan.... berarti tendou souji anak sgm...
What iF dubstep... Is  A transformers fart?
If satan punishes evil why is he evil?
If once you are a marine you are always a marine Why reenlist?
how can you be under the weather if you live in space
if you're meant to take an eye for an eye what do you do when you get a viral eye infection?
hat irgendjemand von euch einen wtfpass.com account?
If i'm dead then how am i writing this meme?
if every cloud has a silver lining what would happen if there are no clouds?
IF you're meant to take an eye for an eye what do you do when you get a viral infection?
if saint patrick's day is all about green then is 420 a second saint patrick's day?
Can A Gay Guy StRaighten hIs room?
If we can't eat the last of anything? is eating the 2nd to the last something considered 'checkmate'?
if a mom is around while gaming does it still  make a nag
JW SAID
if we're supposed to use the tools available to us in school
If camera lenses are round Why are pictures rectangular?
if i go to the past to stop my self from being born then how would i stop myself fro being born if i'm not born ?
why are people so worthless?
What if we live in Matrix and murderes are administrators that can kick us from the server?
what if like america online  meme's won't be remebered  a decade from now
if the galaxy s4 is companion for life does that mean i don't have to buy their next phone?
You agree to Disagree means Our views arn't forced on one another Yet you support people blindly who force your views on me...
If we are what we eat are vegetarians made of vegetables?
If olive oil is of olives... what is virgin oil made of...?
connoisseurus rex
New Pope chosen god particle confirmed?
what if the Human kind evolution and domination has prevented the same kind of evolution and evolved brain from other Species
I'm in the Netherlands but speak english all the time?
if airplanes are in the night sky like shooting stars would you wish for a parachute?
Did the first creature only live once befor it was cool?
if I'm so hot that I look in the mirror and feel attraction do I approach the opposite gender
what if the world already was in the matrix and the writer or matrix is from the real world
If you are wating or the waiter doesnt that make you a waiter??
If we invent a telescope powerful enough to watch a 14B years away star will we actually see the big bang
If a pizza Hawaii without pineapple is a pizza tosti why isn't a tosti hawaii without the pineapple a Tosti Pizza?
If smartphones were designed with more protective cases would people still buy ugly protective cases for them?
soooo when you increase pressure
If cleanliness is next to godliness and god created the earth why is the earth covered in dirt?
If I eat my own fat will i get fat or slim?
IS SPARTACUS OR BIBLE ON HISTORY CHANNEL?
If 'an' goes before vowels wouldn't it be 'an unicorn'?
if pitbull goes to mexico
If everyone is created equal then why do we open doors for women?
If all the gults are regionalist then  are all the people from delhi rapists ?
Shes funny
If it takes 6 hours to digest food Then why do my farts instantly smell after the first mouthful?
If a Doctor waits for someone for a long time is he 'patient'? :P
if mother nature was rich would rain be in the form of money?
if you inject steriods in your balls... do they get bigger?
Thinks government is preparing to gas dissenters goes to recorded town hall meeting to express concern
if it takes a village to raise a baby who raised the very first babies?
If you cut a crumb in half do you have two halves of a crumb or two crumbs?
What is The US?
if the tsa now allows knives
How can my feet smell if they have no noses?
if women have one day do men have the rest?
if harry potter teaches kids witchcraft then does that mean that mario kart teaches you how to drive?
WHY ARENT ALL COLORED PENCILS BLACK?
IS A HAIRCUT AND GETTING YOUR HAIR CUT THE SAME THING?
if going to temple makes us a hindu then does
How is the svalbard treaty related to the aq
if bitches ain't shit why is Nicki minaj so rich?
If Mammals walk with legs and birds fly with wings What makes snakes slither?
if i'm a woman trapped in a man's body
Playing ps3 or playing with Boblefolie
Since ananas Is French of PineApple  Is  INeAPPLEs French for Banana?
is it me or does edward kenway look JUST like scumbag steve?
If the opposite of pro is con wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
What if cakir would be referee at el clasico Sdada
Our government is it really by the people?
If one does not simply walk into mordor then how did the hobbits do it?
IF DIAMOND IS THE HARDEST MATERIAL WHAT THEY USE TO BREAK IT?
If hanes are tagless Then why is their logo a tag
if god is good and values truth and science
MATA GIla
If batmans weakness is his power suits why is  Supermans weakness a Rock?
Not sure if a problem which isn't talked about at all
If all boys are the same Why are not all girls the same too?
If Drake started from the bottom does that mean he's shit?
iF YOU ONLY EAT VEGETABLES
If a stupid person complains about another stupid person just how stupid is the other person?
Posts in r/funny isn't funny
more music variety on heart? even i remember more variety!
what if we are the earth's cells and the earth is one giant organism
y U NO NO IT'S WHY DON'T YOU
If you have two parents and they have two parents each and they have two parents and there parents have two parents and so on does that mean were all related?
IF GOD CREATED MAN THEN WHAT CREATED GOD?
What if there's a real tornado on the first saturday of the month?
what if there's a real tornado on the first saturday of the month?
u no say ?
what if we really don't need adt security we just need the sign in our yard?
where's my ketchup
if talk is cheap what value is there that a picture is worth a thousand words?
if I punch someone in the face for being negative does that make me negative?
when santa at the mall asks me what I want if he's magic
If i succeed because most people are lazy what if i want to succeed in being lazy?
unplugging for a day... will not begin to solve your problems
If a mason is a stone builder Is a free mason just a mason that doesn't change for it's services?
If a hipster hops the hoop  Does it become to mainstream?
the chicken or the egg?
atoms and particles behave in probabilistic ways
Would it be racist if the racist dog said he hates black cats?
Would it be racist if the racist dog said he hates black cats?
if you're not supposed to run in the hallway then how are you supposed to get to class on time?
Can one simply walk into bandroom?
If there can be breakfast for dinner why not dinner for breakfast?
6 years together means no sex without an apology for something...
Was that the new yahoo homepage or my least favorite rock?
What if the workers at starbucks spell your name wrong on purpose?
if ur cooler than me.. that means im hotter than you...
IF PEOPLE DON'T WANT TO SEE OTHERS GET HURT
What do you you call a deer with no eyes? No eyedeer?
What if the horse meat scandal  Is just trying to deter peOple from eating ready meAls?
If you downvote celebrities and upvote anynimous people  DOEsn't that mean you are upvoting future celebrities
If Tax breaks are a bad thing why do we have tax free weekends
at a feminist picnic who makes the sandwiches?
If Star Trek's Federation is a socialist utopia why do all the smart people join the military and live out on the frontier?
If drugs bring you closer to god Why does he make you push theM aside?
Plato playdoh
top of the food chain shit.. evolution
cybernetics gods plan?
Shouldn't a time traveling physician be named Dr. when?
what if stacy's mom was jesse's girl?
is body by dunk a gym  for fat guys
If He's Forever Alone ? How Does He Got So Many Fans ?
watching a video of a man falling over is educational? tell me more about your report deadline
If light travels in straight lines why are rainbows curved
if death is another stage of life what is life?
if actions speak louder than words... then why is the pen mightier than the sword?
inside of all peoples souls lies a code THAT WILL UNLOCK THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE
if everything has components
if a number squared is it times itself
if i don't watch the oscars did i really miss anything
hmmm... did i remember to pack a lunch?
n&#243;s chamamos de meio ambiente por que j&#225; destru&#237;mos a outra metade?
The oscars rich people profiting of depictions of the 99%
what if the fat people that drink diet coke are fat because they don't drink regular coke
let me ponder this for one moment
we call it common sense but is is really that common?
WHY IS IT CALLED ELEVATOR ? EVEN WHEN IT TAKES YOU TO THE DOWN FLOOR
IF A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR DOES HE also WALK OUT OF A?
But... Isn't it paradoxical ?
if gay marriage is all about love and acceptance why cant they say anything nice to people they disagree with?
if the answers to all of life's questions lies within one's soul then do gingers have  no answers at all?
For aeons I have been plagued with trivial questions  ANSWER ME AS I CONTEMPLATE THE UNIVERSE
if she has attention grabbing photo does that mean she is attention seeker?
they say hurting is flirtinging so if I knock out someone it must mean i really love them
He's   thinking
if stealing money is illegal then why do we have taxes
harlem shake
If a PROSTITUTE marries an armed robber and give birth to a CHILD who'll stay home at night?
If almost everyone in the world is a walker
why do i ask questions?  why shouldn't i?
evolution  that might work
If dictionary definitions are vague... How vague is the definition of 'vague'?
if we  introduced an undermining tax would the labor party get us out of debt?
if gay means liking men does that mean all girls are gay
IF YOU DAYDREAM AT NIGHT WHAT IS IT CALLED?
maybe justin beiber is just pretending to be a faggot so he gets all the girls
if byuh breaks its own honor code should they kick themselves out?
if life gives you lemons and you make lemon-aide what do you make when life gives you melons
if these people are racists why are they then using solariums?
Converged campus  so why networked printers not print?
does the burger king live in a white castle?
if the patty is 100% beef then why is it called a hamburger
If the galaxy from star wars was that advanced that long ago... imagine where they would be now
MY memory says me leon regelt jede
VINNA  F&#214;RSVINNA?
Ko jie is manes nori? as gi ne kvailus
vajon az a buzi m&#225;rk ezt a kpet is l&#225;jkolni fogja?
What if a time traveling machine existed  but we use it to kill the inventor because it was too dangerous
Why do people say they need to dig themselves out of a hole When digging will just make the hole deeper?
if people don't want feedback on their facebook posts why do they even post it there for?
If titanic was so popular why do cruiseliners still wreck
If I had sex with my clone Would that be Masturbation?
early assesment you ready?
WHO PROPOSES IN A GAY COUPLE?
Do i see a meteor?
If you're bisexual and get married
i wonder if brain surgeons
If statism is the great solution of all
who invented houses? and was his name 'mr. houses'?
me pas emrin hasan e me hanger bari.
if dentists make their money from unhealthy teeth why should i buy a product 4/5 dentists recommend?
If a person speaks 2
do bees cry?
who would win in a fight a shark or a panther?
if someone tells you that they are a chronic liar are they lying?
if pro is the opposite of coN is congress the opposite of progress?
i don't know what to do for valentines as i've never had a girlfriend during it before But have i never had one because i didn't know what to do?
if valve went to college for programing why can't they count to 3
What would happen if your in flight movie... ...was flight?
what if I narrate everything i say
Am i asking you if you are 'sure about that' because you are wrong... or because i am trying to make you secondguess your correct answer
IF WE HADN'T BEEN KILLED BY THAT CRAZY-ASS ASTEROID WOULD HUMANS HAVE BEEN AROUND TO WITNESS THE RUSSIAN METEORITE
if i died in an asteroid this may be a non-existent meme
In the karate kid The rule is no kicks to the face How does daniel win with a kick to the face?
is the plural of moose meese?
what if all the humans came off of mars because of no water
if there's a problem in the woods
If I make a good point in the woods
But i dont   Know anyone
If women didn't value money and power would the patriarchy still exist?
if i pass gas and someone else catches it  would it be a interception?
If life is the process of climbing the ladder of society can i make a claim if i fall off?
if you're a drunk sailor during a storm Does the boat stands still then?
if i convince people that i am a good comedian will it make them stop laughing at me?
since snakes are COLDBLOODED if i lit one on fire
THE FULL NAME LOS ANGELES is EL PUEBLO DE LA REINA DE LOS ANGELES
If I name my daughter chastity what will her stripper name be?
what if the person who wrote this.. Should have waited until they were smarter?
If time is constant why isnt thatcher dead yet
if the universe is linear why did i choose to write this bad meme?
If we  go to Great wildlands will mittens Like us
if alochol sloves all my porblems why storp durnkin it?
IF EGYPTIANS WROTE IN PICTURES HOW WOULD THEY TALK?
If the sun is eventually going to heat up and explode will we be able to top up our tans?
Termina comigo pq diz q nao est&#225; pronta pra um relacionamento m&#234;s seguinte aparece em relacionamento srio com outro
when people say they have the right to silence why do they then assume they can silence others?
Do people control their thoughts? or do their thoughts control them?
is piracy illegal? or the inflated prices and tax on the content?
if the internet goes down do I forget everything?
If women go on and on about the 'we' in a relationship  why is it always up to men to plan an anniversay
if people know teachers make little money why do they go to college to be teachers
TO be or not to be? that is the bollocks
IF obesity is such a problem Why dont they make fatties run for their food?
Do female jews speak shebrew?
why is the internet full of crap?
Will the recession end if we pass go without landing on mayfair?
You got the right answer
If winning awards is so important... why is client service in control?
if i lock a cat
If heaven is real how many priests will actually get there?
Do gernmans walk fast because they&#180;re late Or to arrive at time?
IF JAPAN IS IN THE EAST AND NORTH AMERICA IS WEST WHAT IS HAWAII?
Is it considered cheating If it's only a thumb in the butt?
did you know that  YOU ARE READING THIS?
What if it's actually a curl rack? and we've been doing it wrong?
If God is all powerful Then why does he need 10% of anything?
if Spiderman Was bitten by a spider  Does that mean he man was bitten by a dude?
If priests are men
Pić wino czy nie pić wina
im extinct right? then why am i still he-o shit
If......... Crap.  I got nothing.
If chickens are modern day dinosaurs Eating chicken is like eating dinosaurs?
If Tyrantosaurus is King of the Lizards Then Why Do I Rule So hard?
If everything in the universe was made from patricles who made the particles?
if i hit puberty while doing a handstand does that make my balls lift?
if you succeed at failing Are you a success or failure?
If the rule is no kicks to the face why does daniel-san win with a kick to the face?
Wondering if fancy mel would even consider blogging about poutine
if jesus is jewish and jews don't believe in jesus does jesus not believe in himself
If the movie 'mama' has a sequel Will the sequel be called 'Papa'
If lemonade is made from lemons is pink lemonade made from pink lemons?
If one was to find someone's access tag should they return it without torment?
do seeing eye dogs  CHASE CARS around blind corners?
If you will put a chameleon in a room full of mirrors It will turn invisible?
bring me your children I love the tender meat
what if you put yourself in your crush' friendzone
how does someone who loves chocolate and ice cream hate klondikes?
What is  YES NO
IF you throw a caT out a caR wIndow Would It beCome KITty litter?
if 'assault weapons' are banned in california shouldn't dianne feinstein be in jail for carrying new ones around all over the place?
if i made an endless supply of milkshake how many boys would the yard have
if i stand on my hands am i lifting the earth?
if i bite my fingernails am i cannibal?
Girls don't need to wear faces Their makeup is just naturally beautiful
If guns make us less safe Why is our President always surrounded by hundreds of them?
Hears about another mass extinction Realizes what the scientists are talking about after the first bio test
why do we beleive everything on the internet
why is removing dust called 'dusting'? shouldn't it be 'undusting'?
if i'm not allowed to cross the line did i cross it from the other side of the earth
unwanted house Guest? what happens when you want him?
if tamago means an egg.. What does tamagotchi mean?
IF THERE IS THE BIG DIPPER AND THE LITTLE DIPPER IS THERE THE AVERAGE SIZED DIPPER CONSTELLATION?
if she's old enough to mount  can she really count?
If the north pole of a magnet is labeled 'N' In Which Direction does it point?
Now what will we tease him about?
If acting fake is who i am does that make me real
if a driveway is a driveway and a parkway is a parkway why do we drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
oNE FOR LOOP OR 256 IF STATEMENTS i THINK 256 IF STATEMENTS SHOULD DO IT.
yle var tu dedis muteli?
HA REGGEL FEL&#201;BREDEK &#201;S NEM EML&#201;KSZEM AZ &#193;LMAIMRA AKKOR EML&#201;KEZETKIES&#201;SEM VAN?
If a life coach is so SUCCESSFUL at life why are they a life coach
If it is socially acceptable to be heterosexual
THAT MOMENT WHEN... YOU REALIZE THE ACTUAL LYRICS ARE NOT AS GOOD AS THE ONES YOU'VE BEEN SINGING
I wonder if  a VEGETARIAN can eat animal crackers
if you are talking about your brain does it mean that your brain is talking about itself ?
If a blind person looks into medusas eyes will he/she turn to stone???
outlaw high capacity magazines lunatics would never think to bring several smaller mags
If guns made us safer Wouldn't America be the safest country on earth?
so if goldfish smile and children smile which snack is smiling back?
if nobody can handle the nookie can the nookie handle himself?
If dwight howard hits a free throw in the woods Does anyone believe him?
How does a Deaf dynamo Have super listening skills
If Brady is playing qb is there a flag for too many bitches on the field?
Since the hollister bird and 1017 bricksquad bird look alike Does that mean preppy kids are gangsters?
Is it a break if you dont do anything in the first place?
little secret:  people who keep their disabled placard hanging from the mirror at all times ...not really Disabled; it's not a badge of honor.
Are those who have sex with vagrants... ... hobosexuals?
Who's jealous
If im already dead does that mean you see dead dinos?
If im already dead does that mean you see dead dinos?
if they put braile on the drive-up ATM shouldn't they put braile on the money?
So
What if the assassin's creed games are just our version of the animus?
But wishing someone to live in mattapan is like telling them to die!
Did the media expose manti t'eo? or did manti t'eo expose the media?
WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL THE TEEN PREGNANCIES... oR ALL THE lATINOS FOR THAT MATTER?
wait just a moment I dont fail
If you try to fail and succeed  what have you done?
if females are infatuated with justin bieber does this make them lesbians?
If i'm reading homestuck and i have have my workbook out does that mean i'm doing homework?
Does bill cosby plus mos def equal the cosmos?
brush my teeth then drink orange juice? worst idea ever
if a girl enjoys common candy... does that mean she sucks ?
MRW I try to explain imgur to people. Well
if i hand over all of my legal firearms to the government maybe the criminals will to??
HOW CAN YOUR FEET SMELL IF THEY DON'T HAVE A NOSE?
What if freedom is free.. And The belief that iT's not benefits the state only?
If there are lots of hipsters does that mean being a hipster is mainstream?
Why is it that the flintstones used human powered cars but ours are powered by dinosaurs?
Bach married his cousin and had seven children with her.  Okay...
IF WILE E. COYOTE HAS NEVER CAUGHT ROAD RUNNER WHY DOESN'T HE STARVE TO DEATH?
what if slenderman stare at a medusa
MOST MEG K&#201;NE IJEDNEM? MIND1 MEGYEK ALUDNI
everybody gets memes wrong because no one gets them the first time
AM I A  meme?
the steelers are the best team in the nfl  but cant make the playoffs
why is god giving you a foreskin  when the the jews are cutting it off
What if the song 'come together' by beatles is actually the inspiration for bukkake
If I tell you that i always lie do you believe me?
If gun grabbers insist that the 2nd amendment was about muskets shouldn't they be raising the case for printing presses?
why wear a lab coat and scrubs if you answer the phone?
If WE'RE GONNA KILL EACH OTHER HOW WE'RE GONNA LIVE FOREVER? If we're gonna live forever how we're gonna kill each other?
Where is my kind mentioned in the bible?
if a man says something in the middle of the forest
if he has no facebook picture does that mean he has no face?
If a group of clowns are mexican can they fit twice as many people in a car?
One-child policy What happens if someone has twins?
if theres an﻿ earthquake on mars is it called a marsquake?
if you plant an iphone Does an Apple tree grow?
bumhole  or fleshy pencil sharpener
If you're not supposed to apologize for being yourself What happens if you're an apologetic person?
if santa claus gives us coal for christmas how do we run out of fossil fuel?
HOW DID THEY MAKE GOOGLE WIthout using google?
if a pig eats leftovers what happeneds if they eat bacon?
if the second amendment only applies to muskets does the first amendment only apply to Pamphlets?
1 in 17 humans have serious mental illness what about pets?
If charmander learns hm01 will justin bieber be saved?
if life is like a BOX OF CHOCOLATES WHY IS THERE SO MANY NUTS?
if yolofags still exist did they have etxra lives?
If a man wears a watch AND KNOW what time it is Is a man that wears two watches never quite sure?
Where's Kanye to criticize slow Hurricane Sandy aid Got lost in a Kardashian ass
If My crush adds me on facebook am i friendzoned?
if i have more upvotes than y u no guy why am i not displayed on the homepage instead of him?
If Santa wasn't fat would he still eat milk and cookies?
What if Breaking Bad is just an elaborate scheme to make and sell meth
if i called bale a monkey am i a racist?
If rudolph's nose is so bright
If a vegetarian eats vegetables does a humanitarian eat humans?
If water turns to ice below 0&#176;c and tears is 98% water then why does tears of siberian people not turn into snow??
Do pokemon say their name or were they named after the sound they make?
What if infinity stopped making clans And actually got good at tRickshotting
if the terminator is made out of metal does he have steel wool for peubs?
How many chins are there in a chinese address book?
Maybe babies are crying because they are itchy and cant reach to scratch
what was this hubbub about... making a deal to fist cliff?
is it a meme because you DECLARE it or do you declare it because it is a meme?
What? gay3ty.com also exist?
if one member of the beatles is called a beatle and one of the Rolling stones is called a stone is a member of the cars called a car?
If an ignorant society choose ignorant representatives do ignorant representatives choose ignorant leadership?
If minecraft﻿ has creative mode What if I dont create?
if a zombie attacks you and you have a gun and shoot the zombie  wasn't it dead in the first place
Did Steve Jobs use to have windows in his house ?
I WONDER WHERE SHE IS
do gay people get turned on by themselves?
if plants proDUCE air shold the people of the end of wally die
If the world was going to end at 2013 according to the bible? chrstians are hyprocrits
If Matisyahu went on tour with Kanye and jay-z could he also go h.a.m.?
IF FRENCH FRIES ARE MADE FROM POTATOES DOES THAT MEAN THEY'RE GOOD FOR YOU?
When Jack Black plays Black Jack Does he win If he gets 12 ?
Elementary  My dear T- REX
wish i could reach my balls
Id boredom kills why i am still alive?
if threesome us 3 ppl having sex and foursome is 4 ppl having sex does handsome means a hand having sex?
if we all pick the same number will we all go home
if you're a vegan mother can you breastfeed your babies?
if slothes sleep upside down
If getting de-pants'd means getting your pants removed Then isn't getting pants'd the same thing?
When thEre are no more white people left Will black women still iron their hair?
IF JUSTIN BEIBER FANS ARE CALLED BELIBERS AND oNE DIRECTION FANS ARE CALLED DIRECTIONERS aRE rOLLING STONES FANS CALLED STONERS?.
post-rock? This Will Destroy You
if guns are dangerous why are there never shootings at police stations?
You say you didn't leave a note so it wouldn't 'ruin' Chistmas... Actually
If the Planet is called Endor Why are there Ewoks instead of Endorphines?
why if forever alone has more upvotes than willy wonka is still in the demigod tier?
If a schizophrenic is deaf do they still hear voices?
If I cry when I chop up an Onion Why don't I cry when I chop up a hooker?
if you clone yourself and kill the clone Is is suicide?
What will hipster do when being hipster becomes mainstream?
What if the Doctor's name is relly 'Doctor who'?
What if Adam Lanza Idolized David gale?
Nese une ha speca ateher pi bjen qe jam specialist
If rap is all about samples is weird al the OG?
when a cat eats a fish does it make it a cats fish
if the call of duty franchise is so terrible then why does it have more players than babies your mum aborted?
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What if the apokalypse didn't occur because the maya didn't include chuck norris' existence
If millions of idiots believed in the DOOMSDAY AND spend $$$ for some piece of survival shitkits... Are they feeling like RETARDS NOW?
Why bother putting cocks in bitches? When we could be pushing blocks on switches!
What if the apocalypse didn't occur Because the maya didn't include chuck norris' existence
I WONDER IF THE MAYANS ARE PISSING THEMSELVES LAUGHING AT OUR STUPIDITY
If mayans could tell the future they could tell what would happen to the stock market
KALAU forever alone dijauhi oleh semua benda atau apapun yang ada di bumi ini... mengapa ia masih bisa bernafas ???
twin lobsters? how do they know their twins?
ENGEM?
What if Nicki Manaj made a song with Drake? Would it be the worst piece of shit ever?
IF WIL E COYOTE HAS ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY ALL THAT ACME CRAP WHY DOESN'T HE JUST BUY HIS DINNER?
If jesus comes back on 12/21/12 and we all get raptured were the Mayans right?
If Our brains gain Direct access to the Internet Will The CONSCIOUSNESS of all people meRge?
WHAT IF THE WORLD ACTUALLY ENDED And We're all in purgatory?
what if the end of the world happened but it's still loading
If the devil is in the detail Are angels all vague?
Why do people say 'there is absolutely no way...' to then follow it up with 'unless...'
If i go to the future and kill myself would that be suicide or murder?
If both alfurnia and rutasia do not exist in reality then the icj does not have jurisdiction?
If Somalian pirate buys music in itunes Is he no longer a pirate?
if vegetarians eat vegetables then do humanitarians eat humans??
You're telling me that The Washington redskins logo is racist?
Not sure whether to post about December 21 Or to post about December 21 Ironically
IS MR. BENNETT SMARTER THAN US... ...BECAUSE HE HAS ONE LEG?
IF OPTIMUS' LAST NAME IS PRIME DOES THAT MAKE AMAZON HIS WIFE?
if you spill a cleaning product did you just make a mess?
are people with unibrows more likely to be really intelligent or serial killers?
If Dinosaurs are extinct
if a black man eats a mexican burrito is he called a blaxican?
If the Mayans are right Will AUSTRALIA blow up before America?
Lets make guns illegal Since its worked well for cocaine and meth...
if you reverse a good guy greg meme it becomes a scumbag steve meme
if someone sees something funny and says 'i'm dying' does that mean wars shpuld be fought with tickles?
If the people who write these actually know stuff why do they spend all their time f***ing around the internet?
Does MONEY Matter?
I dont always use the wrong meme but when i do you read it in this voice
the real question is who stole the top text?!
Why do we park in the driveway... And drive on the parkway?
if i cry when i have no curry am i an indian hobo?
if i have more likes than y u no why am i not number 1
WHY ARE ED
How long does it take for a Giraffe to throw up?
if jaws was the best movie of all time how could its sequel jaws the revenge be the worst film of all time?
hey look! i can make stupid memes too.  does that make them true?
you see a child get murdered and you rush in to save the gun??
propaganda
i'm a predator
if the president is a public servant why isn't the president addressed by first name?
Shut doesn't go up? Does your car have windows?
If the christmas supper is cancelled will we have pizza on friday?
If the breadwinner brings home the bacon  does he spend on pork and flour ?
If a butt farts in the forest and no one is there to smell it... who farted?
is media coverwge the solution to mass shootings or the problem
If the bill of rights in the us constitution was created for the freedom of immigrant Slave-holders was the bill of rights created for the benefit of the slave-holder's slaves or just the slave-holders?
wHAT IF GIRLS ARE ACTUALLY GUYS THAT ARE DEFORMED ?
Is a bromosexual bromance between  a man and a woman?
Miss Fortune is running fast does it mean she is coming fast?
IF zombies are the walking dead why don't people wait for them to rot away...
If I were alive at this moment would you dare and stare at me?
Is a bromosexual bromance between  a man and a woman?
good from far? or far from good?
is life evolution real... or a load of bullcrap?
what if i had no claws will i still look as cool as i used to be?
tHE MORE WE BREATH THE MORE WE NEAR TO DEATH
Oscar perryman
what if singing competitions were rigged and all our votes we sent were null and void
CIFRA 0 REPREZINTA UN NUMAR PAR SAU IMPAR?
Is Cod a war game Or a fIshing game?
if furture technologhy is supposed to be helpful  why are the youth getting dumber?
if a dog sees everything in gray what do cats see?
what if sandusky is pedo bear's creator?
What if  adam and eve were adopted?
what if the whole world was a dream and im a human being in a coma
if a door is meant to be openable y do people lock them?
If we all get a free vote how come everyone ended up voting for grace?
If all the world was happy would it be called mirth?
if mit teaches that facebook is ruining society then why don't mit event invites come by carrier pigeon?
if a picture is worth a thousand words is a video worth a million?
What if the 1 Percent Was the government?
does 'demonstrate' mean ' getting rid of monsters'?
mit&#228; jos suomi ei olekkaan itsen&#228;inen vaan se on vain ven&#228;j&#228;n keino pit&#228;&#228; suomalaiset tyytyv&#228;isin&#228;
If Business analysts can manage projects... then why do we need Project managers?
Why is a hamburger called a hAMBURGER... IF IT'S MADE OF BEEF?
if the pillar of autum was originaly consider a small ship   than why is it consider a huge ship in later game sequals
IIf mistletoe is a parasite then kissing underneath is parasitism
se kairi quando ha il keyblade in mano dice di voler combattere perch non combatte?
Is school bullshit or am i just full of bullshit
If haters are your motivators are they still your haters
is man walking through door sideways going to bangkok
If banNing is a hammer Is blocking a shiEld?
if you butt dial someone is it a booty call
is shreck really dreck?
If i just needed a win to make the playoffs... Then why does it feel like i just kissed my non-existent sister?
If images are just projections in multidemensional spaces... Does the easterbunny still exist?
she said she will talk only in memes does that mean i should it too ?
why is larry curly  and curly bald?
what is better sleep or  lazy ?
if you are what you eat what type of dino would a t-rex be?
did apple copy the word mac from mcdonalds? to do big mac -> imac?
If there was a fishmen devil fruit could you use your power underwater?
Hmmm... i will consult the philosoraptor...
IF THEY FOUND A CURE TO UNZOMBIFY ZOMBIES WOULDN'T THAT BE THE KEY TO IMMORTALITY?
if noah's ark had only two of every animal what did the carnivores eat?
would it be cannibalism if the baltimore ravens had to eat crow?
If hitler killed the guy that killed all the jews would he be good guy hitler?
if anything past generation 1 is not pokemon what is fire red and leaf green?
is An unexamined life a life worth eating?
likes-to-post ratio or 'likes to post' ratio?
what if santa is real and we buy our own presents because we're never good all year
You Are what you eat well i dont recall eating a sexy beast today
what if ... indifferent magma destroys all djent
Oh
Was there something I was suppose to do to day  Noah come back!
if andy claims to be righteous... why is he always wrong ?
If music is everything does that include dubstep?
why so serious?
If the nhl is locked out is toronto tied for first or last?
what if he ridicules everybody else to deflect his own guilt
which came first the bacon
if i ask for coal for christmas what do i get if im bad?
there is no limit to stupidity unfortunately
if your nose was a door post where would you put the hinges?
If scientists understand life's mysteries how come no one gets women?
why is 9 after 8?
if lack of abortion causes death then isnt abortion really pro-life?
what if riot used honor points as an ip multiplier
If people don't know what they have until they lose it Will they ever know what they have when they have it?
i wonder if i can change the picture but not the words?
?ко ри?те во прага ?е вози ?о подземно метро тогаш луиџи во Венеција ?о што ?е вози?
I better not kiss my mum Or i mIght ask her to take off her leggings
WHY DO PEOPLE MAKE DRAMA STATUSES WHEN FACEBOOK HAS MESSAGING
If you're at the north pole what time zone are you in?
If i have free will
good
What if SOcially awkward penguin and bad luck Brian Were the same ideas but just Different Pictures?
Sebenernya Apa guna puting susu pria?
kalo semua angka itu punya min / negatif nya  kenapa angka 0 ga ada negatifnya alias -0
why do we cook bacon when we bake cookies?
If bands make her dance... what doesn't make her dance?
what if saying 'This is cliche' is a cliche in itself?
IF we can groom dogs why can't we groom children?
if god doesn't support gay rights then is he a homophobe? and if so
Kadavul irukara illaya?
if being hipster was mainstream what would hipsters do
If girls have no ass Can i still put them in place?
if a meme gets 100 upvotes but also 100 downvotes does that make it more popular than a meme with 1 upvote and zero downvotes?
If I think everyone on Facebook is annoying
when people say 'ladies and gentlemen' do hermaphrodites feel left out?
If wim would be trimmin' his moustache.. would it be wimmin'?
if not working for anyone means unemployment does that make me self-employed?
if jordan is only a billionare how poor does that make me?
YOU AREN'T RUSSIAN WHY YOU RUshin'?
what if world ends ON 21ST OF DECEMBER?  Rise of the planet cockroaches
if kartus used ult whuld it hit everbody on earth or no one
If you always reap what you sow does that mean death knocked up my great grandmother?
If you were born before 2000 does that mean you were born last century?
being a sir like a raptor
if one doesn't simply walk into mordor.... Does two ?
Smokey says only i can prevent forest fires shouldn't that job be shared?
before i met you tonight i missed you so bad?
being a raptor like a sir
If a diabetic is incinarate is he become caramel ?
What if Fairytale creaures exist but are disguised as the animals we know?
if your skin turns orange when you eat too many carrots shouldnt girls who tan just eat carrots instead?
WHAT IF  THE PREMIER LEUGUE TABLE IS UPSIDE DOWN
Does mrs srimathi even know what her surname
is the zombie apocalypse a necrophiliac's dream?
On the PTM They are in our college too?
the closer you get to the speed of light
Is a right dolphin Never wrong?
Is a right dolphin Never wrong?
IF SOMEONE HAS A SHORTER ARM THAN THE OTHER goes at pool  is he swim in circle ?
if a claustrophobic blink Is he Pass out ?
Is stalking a stalker
'Atlas Shrugged' is a warning NOT a blueprint
how do i get  cheeze whiz off elbow
Gay MARRIAGE and weed legalized the same day 'If a man lays with another man he should be stoned' - Leviticus 20:13 Hmmm...
If brazilians are so cool why does everyone in the world hate them?
kalo pakenya sistem ukt kenapa jas lab sama jurnal mesti beli?
What IS Liberal Studies? anything that relates to our daily life?
if there is team edward and team jacob is there an independent party as well?
IF BLACK OPS 2 HAS THE SAME GRAPHICS
IF BLACK OPS 2 HAS THE SAME GRAPHICS
if its party cloudy doesn't that make it partly sunny
If a tree fell on a mime would it make a sound?
was that... an ORC horn..?
if justin beiber is dating gomez are they lesbians
so if i hate hipsters does that mean i'm a hipster?
if obama is re-elected won't that prevent change?
Why is it called chili when it's served steaming hot?
if development is before adulthood why does the lecture on it come afterword?
If petraeus would risk his marriage and reputation for paula broadwell what would he do for a klondike bar?
WHat if they nerfed darius ?
If traveling to country to 'meet' local is sex tourist Is growing number of american college girl sex tourist?
How do I pass chemistry ? looks yimpossible.
when jesus had sex did he yell out his father's name?
Do atheists celebrate christmas?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME... AMALAYER???
when jesus had sex did he scream 'oh daddy'?
What if Jack DIDNT USE CLICKAIMBOT?
If I want to save money for house Do I buy econobox with 11k of options?
4 m&#229;l i en svensk landskamp vad tycker sd om zlatan?
would a polytheist say 'oh my gods'?
Can we truly Think of a new color?
If jordan make meme is it jordan's meme
What if My cousin  is a potato?
What if the apocalypse already happened and our ancestors had survived it?
If the banana is huge where'd king kong go?
KOLIKO EVRA PRIMA PATRIK EVRA
i get that soylent green is people
if post-game is over then is pre-game beginning?
Can a Ruth Be ruthless?
If your eyes tear when you yawn
If the purpose of the lab was to find the empircal formula
if they call autaumn fall.. does it make spring rise?
IF MONEY GREW ON TREES will girls fall in love with monkeys???
CAN CHUCK NORRIS KILL HIMSELF?
what is going to happen if pinocchio says 'my nose will grow' ?
If nirvana is classic grunge does that make it clunge?
IF we got paid 15 days late last month Then does this mean if it happens again we still get paid monthly?
IF GAY MEANS HAPPY DOES HAPPY MEAN GAY?
If the word 'Douche' is in 'Fi-Douche-Iary'  THat means when people call you a douchebag they call you faithful?
Why must haters hate?
Damn! Why did I over-pay for that Mac?
If placibo works can I take it psychically?
If the 9/11 planes were from Jetblue
If a Terrorist hijacks a plane from Jetblue
If its called the golden gate bridge Why is it orange?
What happens When a human eats a rare candy?
If today is mihai's anniversary shouldn't he have a parteh?
If someone wrote the words 'and' and 'or' with no spaces in between
When taxes are spent on bullets it's patriotism but when taxes are spent on band-aids it's socialism?
why is it only acceptable to speak out about what you believe is wrong if you're a liberal?
What if i could have 50 ipads right now i just didn't click on the ads
When punk rock is in the charts is it still punk rock?
If my face could b any animal?? unicorn-raptor...wait wtf!?
if you think ezaiahs is not cool wouldnt that make you the most hated person in the world?
what if the Indiana Jones movies are just Han Solo's dreams  WHILE HE'S FROZEN IN CARBONITE?
if parker wants a motherly figure so much... why doesn't parker do what's necessary to become a mother herself ?
IF THERES A FAG OF FAGGOTS INSIDE A FAG HOW FAGGITY IS THAT FAGGY FAG?
What if we're just in a game like s.a.o but we're just brainwashed about to forget our missions?
What if humans weren't the dominant species would we be caged and put up for show and entertaiment
If Disney and lucasarts have merged... then is leia a disney princess now?
if a homosexual stood on his head... would that make him a fruit stand?
if there is no god but god does that mean there is no god?
rawr means 'I love you' in our language?
If they're our final exams then why do we take them again next Semester?
If someone mastrabates while stoned Is he a hijacker?
Et si un jour  Loic avait des relations sexuelles..
if quantum mechanics holds true
I wonder how long i can survive  on only jamba juice
If a previous administration can have this much impact on a current administration doesn't that mean that Bill Clinton owed his good fortunes to the Reagan and Bush Sr. administrations?
NICKI MINAJ&#180;S ASS IS NOT REAL  WHAT?!
What if Hugh hefner was a terrorist and is now getting his 72 virgins?
if you have nudes of a 13 year old and 5 years later she is 18 is it still considered child pornography?
IF PEOPLE WHO REACHED FORMAL OPERATION STAGE CAN THINK WITHOUT CONCRETE reality Are atheist still in Concrete operation stage?
Dia 28/10: Menino que finge ser bonzinho ou Vampir&#227;o desgra&#231;ado? Pfff! N&#227;o preciso votar
if i was a raptor i could not speak(so i am not raptor)!
?? ה׳ ?ומר שהו? ל? נבר? על ידי בור? זה ?ומר שה׳ ?ת?יסט?
Sudden Music Realisation: IT'S CALLED METAL BECAUSE IT'S HARDER THEN ROCK
if your fat does that mean no fun?
Thought king was #1 brid until jake came along
If the universe is finite why haven't we found the end?
What if we're all fictional characters
What if playing paranomal 4 instead of madagascar 3 Was just a massive publicity stunt?
i'm funniest when i'm alone
IF I HAVE A SON AND NAME HIM 'ME' WILL EVERYONE WHO TELLS HIM HELLO BE TALKING TO THEMSELVES?
If organelles make up cells
if people support romney's foreign policy Don't they also support Obama's?
If you dress your kids with 'swag' does that mean you dress childish?
if democrats want equal representation for every denomination no matter how small doesn't that make them republicans?
Was harriet tubman the first freerunner?
WAS BRYAN ADAMS REALLY BETTER THAN JUSTIN BIEBER?
if she traveled halfway across the country for me do i really need to go after her?
if harry potter turned his invisibility cloak inside out would it become invisible
PHILOSORAPTOR SAY STAND ON TOILET
What raptor
What if math really is a person  and we're just solving his problems?
if you think in black and white  YOULL ONLY TURN OUT GREY
When people say follow your dreams do I follow my nightmares
What if the notes slenderman Wants are actually richards?
if no one goes to the vote page how is it possible to have a trending page?
if a spider scares a girl  what scares a girl spider??
If i die do gas prices go down?
if there is a text 'This page intentionally left blank' shouldn't it be 'This page intentionally left with one sentence'?
if DINOSAURS are EXTINCT   then am i raptor JESUS?
what if pewdiepie is made wth chicken
IF PANIC! AT THE DISCO AREN'T AT A DISCO DO THEY PANIC?
If swearing is immature we is it considered 'adult launguge'?
so you're telling me that.. werewolves are better than vampires?
do you bleed shit or shit blood?
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck would chuck wood? How would it chuck wood without thumbs?
skoro lesbijki nie lubią mężczyzn to dlaczego wsadzają sobie w dupe sztuczne fiuty a nie sztuczne cycki
Do people that are pro-life eat eggs?
if we are no longer fighting a war Why are the british troops still here?
Sometimes I wonder
MAM PYTANIE DLACZEGO NA OPAKOWANIACH ZDEKAFEINIZOWANEJ KAWY OZNACZA SIĘ MOC? NP. '4'?
Bayern over 1 goal odds over 2?
if 3d has 3 dimensionS does canon 60d have 60 dimensions?
What if joel? likes someone his age
je maloburžoazn&#237; kokot kritizuj&#237;c&#237; maloburžoazn&#237; kokotismus  jako krťan
God Created the world in 6 days
WHAT IF SHANE O'NEILL did only REGULAR AND SWITCH NOSEGRINDS IN STreet league???
How come the biggest sports fans are the most nonathletic?
If philosophers know the mean of the life why do they keep the secret?
if doughnuts aren't bagels
if jay never asks for role playing
If humans are eighty percent water Then are they melting when they sweat?
what if your legs didn't know they were legs?
god is perfect
why do people vote for republicans?
if a human shits in the toilet is it considered recycling?
China makes all our shit
Hipsters are starting to be mainstream So is not being a hipster hipster?
if jesus was meant to die why so much hate for judas?
Kalo semua le itu karakter meme berarti sule termasuk juga ??!
if evolution affirms the laws of science then is the law of probabilities not really a law?
And how am I different than a dinosaur?
so if jesus was god's only son does that mean all of us are girls?
if voting 3rd party is a wasted vote what is it when i vote for someone i disagree with?
If the sound of the ocean through a shell is really the blood rushing through your ear are all the people on the royal CARIBBEAN commercial SCHIZOPHRENIC?
so If I never buy a house.. I never grow up?
if we gate kids aren't mainstream does that make us hipsters?
Kalo semua le itu karakter meme berarti sule termasuk juga ??!
What if you believe in god and there really is no paradise?   OR YOU DON'T BELIEVE AND THERE really IS A HELL?
if 'pro-life' people still support abortions... wouldn't they be called 'anti-Life'?
If you 'Drop some Cosbys' aren't you really dropping Hugstables?
nuk jom i sigurt nese balat jon ka boj statusa pldh apo statusat pldh jon ka i bajn balat
If sylvari are plants why do they have noses?
kalau cowok nerima cewek apa adanya ber arti cewek nerima cowok ada apanya
if dinosaurs had become extinct what am i doing here?
I'm not sure if it is acidbrain or acidrain
If cool Math games is cool
Wait. If romney is cutting pbs... Isnt he cutting another source of youth education
are all art students depressed or is what they choose to study suppressed
If apple made a car would it have windows?
Hope and... riot
is religous freedom an oxymoron?
If a motel is a motor hotel does that make a motor inn a minn?
We learn from history  that we do not learn from history
how does one binder when one hasn't met her?
the word one  doesn't have a 'W'
What if the San FRANCISCO Arch is a vault containing the DESTROYEAR of erth
If muhammad is the messenger Who is the prophet?
If the university of nottingham has a trent building Do trent have a 'real university' building?
what if glagtrop ran for president?
how do porcupines have sex?
why are socialists called liberal in the us when socialism is pretty much opposed to liberty?
Not sure if his computer is slow or if he is realy bad at answering
If U.S. is strategic partners with Al Qaeda in Libya and egypt for humanitarian missions Are they eligible for the nobel peace prize
kalau hiv cuma bisa menular dari orang lain darimana orang yang pertama terkena hiv bisa kena hiv?
If you run out of olive oil Do you use popeye's?
I hate mayghas furniture
IF ROMNEY GETS ELECTED WILL DEMOCRATS BE ANTI-WAR AGAIN?
IF ENGINEERS HAVE MATLAB DO CHEMISTS HAVE METHLAB?
If hipsters are required to hate mainstream things
if a fetus is a person how come we don't say
What if the Doctor's real name Is steven Moffat?
Why?
If I can scratch my chin then I clearly can scratch my balls So why did I join T-rex in going extinct??
If those who can do
Why us cItizens against islam When Islamic banking would have saved their homes?
If Tim Tebow Had a Thought would it be a christian ponder?
AL GORE BLAMES OBAMAS POOR PERFORMANCE ON THE ALTITUDE ISN'T OBAMA KENYAN?
IF WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT ANIMALS... tHEN WHY ARE THEY MADE OUT OF MEAT?
what if being messy.. ...was investing in the future?
Juggle?
if every bite you take of bacon takes away a minute from your life shouldn't we all be dead by now?
If someone says something is indesctribable aren't they describing it?
IF IT'S CALLED COMMON SENCE WHY IS IT SO RARE?
IF I'M AN OPTIMISTIC VEGAN do i cry over spilled milk?
It's strange when... The sentence  doesn't finish as you parrot
what would happen if i fainted while swimming?
Would razmig be posting this if shant wasn't his boss?
The next sentance is true the previous sentance is false
y u no ... wait! wrong meme
barack obama promised to never use the ndaa to detain americans then why did he fight for it the courts?
i wonder... whatever
If the first dimension is a line
If ssjaustin is awesome why arEnt you fOllowing hIm
What if jigsaw puzzles came with a missing piece so you never finish them and buy more
If time is money and they give you life Do you get lots of money?
if people are in FAVOR gay marriage are they also in FAVOR of gay divorce?
if thinking of susan gets it in... Does thinking of Nasus get it out?
if i like a sad post will i be supporting it or liking their sadness :p
did god create dinosaur or did dinosaur create god?
is an orange named after its color or the color named after the fruit ?
does anyone else realize i totally said
is stevie wonder really blind or has he been trolling us for years?
IF MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL WHAT DOES THAT MAKE THE PEOPLE WHO CREATE MONEY?
if you got one dierctio infection are physically sick and mentally sick?
Am i doing something big or is something big doing me? oh yeah~ that's the spot...
if two lesbians are in a relationship who makes the sandwich?
if pokemon can only say their name are they named after the word they say?
If A A PERSON WEARS OLD PEOPLE CLOTHES DOES THAT MAKE THEM A HIPSTER BECAUSE THEY WEAR IT BEFORE EVERYONE OF THEIR AGE?
I wonder if clitorectomies are covered under obamacare as they are a necessary procedure in cultures this administration is trying so hard not to offend
if the universe is a hologram are holograms holograms of a hologram?
in a billion years maybe t.rex invent time travel
not sure if preysal was easy or couva sec. was really hard
if the universe is expanding around you then the world does revolve around you
I think i will be a brachiosaurus today oh how i love conveying a good theatrical persona
If raging cod kids fall down a hill? Does pedobear buy the cd??
Has one ever been to onnela if nobody can remember it tomorrow?
why is hockey canada's sport but usa has more nhl teams?
if a girl grills does that make them manly?
if a boy band has 4 gays and one straight guy will they be called 'one erection'?
if there are 4 gays and 1 straight guy in a boy band does that make their name 'One erection'?
if there are 4 gays and 1 straight guy in a boy band does that make their name 'One erection'?
if there are 4 gays and 1 straight guy in a boy band does that make their name 'One erection'?
if there are 4 gays and 1 straight guy in a boy band does that make their name 'One erection'?
IF WE PEOPLE HAVE A BELLY BUTTON WHAT DO ROBOTS HAVE?
isn't an op making a repost simply referred to as 'p'
If athiests like to eat babies then why are they pro-choice?
Cybercrimes? Yes! CYBER PRISON
what if jenna louise-coleman is a dalek and the doctor DOESN'T realise it because he became a dalek puppet in the asylum
if dinosaures died out shouldnt i also be dead?
who is meina chen?
If college is supposed to make life better why has it been the worst three years of my life?
If you're caught somewhere between here and now where exactly are you?
how do vampires always look so good if they can't see their reflections?
Is Gangnam Style the Korean 'Everyday I'm Shufflin''?
the major similarity between freedom and religion is that both are a complete illusion
big bang or little bang?
if nothing ever bothers juular why is he so angry?
Wear the same clothes two days in a row Makes you a time traveler?
Working Hard is your new view on life? interesting
if people like there own COMMENT....  is that like high fiveing YOURSELF in public ?
If ice keeps things cold
pk la vi pk la more
if the world's constantly moving am i active?
If VEGETABLE oil is made of VEGETABLES
Or Perhaps He's Wondering Why Someone WOULD SHOOT A MAN  Before Throwing him out of a plane
If a tweet enters the world
if subwoofers are obligated in every household by law
so everything is edible in a world of pure imagination why can't augustus gloop eat waterfall?
IF WE BOTH HAVE 4 BALLS DOES IT MEAN YOU DON'T HAVE ANY ?
If the devil is the root of all evil Then why are you punished in hell?
wait... my phone has qwerty Am I really afk?
if my phone has qwerty am i really afk?
i just read the philippine cybercrime law looks very jurassic to me
what if a fenix drowns would it will be reborn from the ashes?
what if i told you that pressing the lift button over and over again wont make it come any faster
WHAT IF GOOGLE SAVES WHICH AD We SKIPPED  ON YOUTUBE  TO CREATE MORE DETAILED PROFILES OF OUR CONSUMER BEHAVIOUR
Aren’t socially awkard penguin mixed with SOCIALLY awesome PENGUIN the same as  Bad luck brian?
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If god doesnt exist then did humans make him up?
what if i am stupid
if coca cola used to have cocaine in it did sprite have lsd?
klo foto admin mci ternyata katanya bocah kenapa ga ketauan bocahnya dari dulu
If life is an hourglass glued to the table with no way to rewind it couldn't you still reverse time by flipping the table?
if nhd ruined my life last year why am i so excited about my project this year?
If there were people already living in america Then why say that columbus discovered america?
why does one park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
DIDN'T I DIE? WHAT AM I DOING ON A MEME...
if h isn't a vowel then why do we say 'half an hour?'
If i Bigim today Does that make me a Bigim
If a chinese tourist buys an american souvenir that's made in china is it still a souvenir?
but if hackers are that good why aren't they working at big companies
If victoria is 'the place to be' Why holiday in south australia?
If Al Gore created the internet does that make him the digital Hugh Hefner
If Heath slater forms a stable is he still considered A 'one Man Band' ?
If you wish upon a star... Your wish won't come true because the star might not excist anymore
why do hipsters like apple  when they're so mainstream?
Can one derail a thread if the thread is about derailing?
if you put blood on tape  can you see the cells in the blood?
What is it called when you're prejudiced against your own culture because they're so prejudiced against other cultures?
if scientist are so clever why don't they give me a job?
If tomatoes are fruits Is ketchup a smoothie?
if alcohol makes me an alcoholic does fanta make me fantastic?
what would happen if chuck norris tried to karate chop a nokia phone?
IF THE S.D. RAYS HAVE ANGELIS does that make them the  s.d. gays?
If I don't sign yaoi does that make me a bible thumping homophobic diva jerk
If an Ismaili marries a black lady would 'nikkah' ceremony be appropriate?
if lila yearbook is awesome why don't you buy it?
Must i come up with a wItty philosiphical remark Or cant we just all enjoy thIs meme
If knowledge is power
ıf the smurfs are commıes why ıs gargamel the bad guy?
How come girls are dying to show taste in wardrobe but not in their acquaintances?
If a trey crys in the woods Is he concidered a for ever alone?
i'd rather have a bottle in front of me than to haVE a frontaL LOBOTOMY
Do RADIOACTIVE cATS hAVE 18 hALF-LIVES?
It is said 'moderation in all things' including moderation?
is homescreen useless because i spend no time in it or do i spend no time in it because it's useless?
The genie said i could not wish for more wishes i wish i could wish for more wishes
If men in black control aliens do the men in white take away the people who have seen the aliens?
IF AMERICANS ARE DESCENDED FROM BRITISH PEOPLE WHY ARE THESE STILL BRITISH PEOPLE?
IF angemon shits should that be called holy shit?
if arsenal keeps selling players who will play for arsenal?
how do deaf people sleep talk?
Park-Stradley Residence Hall... You mean Park-Stradley aquarium?
If raptops played sports would they replenish themselves with raptorade
if a cat has nine lives
In a world without walls and fences... ...who needs Windows and Gates?
what if donuts were actually made of dough and nuts
if the time is money why aren't elder people richer?
What if the hokey pokey Isn't what it was all about?
do i use my brain           or does my brain use me?
GOAT FACE
why is it called a tv set when there's only one?
if i spam and bacta during 1v1 will rain be better than me?
si mi mami me mima ? el memo me mama la mema ?
DOes opposite day exist If opposite of opposite day is a normal day?
what if Daniel is the funny one and we just fail at jokes?
Do women 'stop trying to look sexy' once they get into relationships  or do they just learn That looks aren't the most important thing?
If you are what you eat then why do you eat nuts?
if wiz khalifa's car is push to start how does he get it uphill?
Valtor was the son of the Ancestral witches and the trix are their descendants so is valtor kinda the uncle of the trix?
what if i'm ugly and i know it
What IF I CREATE A PAGE
what if the stig listens to music because he hates it and he drives faster to get it done with
If it is possible that there are infinite universes Then that means it is also possible that there is only one univers
Why do they say the t-rex is the king of all dinosaurs? When I'm the god of all dinosaurs?
Why don't you ever see the headline 'psychic wins lottery'?
do i use my brain or does my brain use me?
If I don't Like the republican party platform Then isn't it stupid to expect me to vote for them?
Tells entire world they will never forget 5.4 million already have Alzheimer's disease
If denying to being a hipster makes you a hipster and by acknowledging to being a hipster makes you a hipster does that make everyone a hipster?  If so
what if  taylor swift and taylor lautner get married? will taylor swift become TAYLOR LAUTNER or TAYLOR LAUTNER become taylor swift?
If I code before thinking what will the design look like?
If the gladers can request supplies Then why they can't request a map?
if POKEMON'S can say their names   does that make batman a pokemon
if soap fell onto the ground would the soap be dirty or the ground be clean?
What if ghosts are really fifth dimensional beings that our minds can't perceive?
if dio is metal and rob halford is the metal god wouldnt that make rob the god of dio?
if a man speaks his mind and there is no woman around to hear it is he still wrong?
clever girl he said take compliment or tell him i'm male
does parry really forget everything or is he just trolling us
If we can't find aliens could we be the aliens?
If consciousness is purely physical why do schnozzberries taste like schnozzberries
Danica patrick i didnt know a race car could be a kitchen
If aliens live underground then are they aliens?
If hisptering becomes mainstream What does that do to the hispters?
If we are called the 90s then  what are the kids that were born in 2000called?
If leisure suit Larry had a child Would it be Milhouse van houten
Democrats claim to be christian then boo god?
SI CAR ES CARRO Y MEN ES HOMBRE ... ENTONCES MI TIA CARMEN ES UN TRANSFORMER ?
If diamond is the most common ring
What if port Actually won the premiership?
What if poRt Actually won the premiership
If God has to be thanked for my successes
se cigarro faz mal por que ainda produzem?
does ash not like girls  or is he just stupid
SO if chamakh scores to chelsea Does that mean that they are going to buy him?
Avatar legend of korra Biggest kitchen ive ever seen
If all sin is the same (James 2:10)
PHilosoraptor Think then kill
IF SLENDER IS ALREADY FOLLOWING YOU
does tiger wear red if the tournament ends on a monday?
If all the cool kids are in philosophy how come youre not
If life is so short... Then why is it the longest thing we do?
NOT SURE IF NOTCH OR ZANZLANZ...
if your girlfriend suddenly became a man
If you get to know liquid stranger does that make him liquid Acquaintance
what if i told you. . . the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star have the same tune.
afraid to get high on couch willing to drive drunk on highway
smoking is not good for our health Why do they produce it?
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Se em ipatinga o PT construiu 11 escolas
hvis d ikker er meningen &#229; spise junk food hvorfor er det s&#229; mange feite
Oh no! I have an attached Sentex No problem I have BLAST shield
kalo lagi di netroom pingin nonton tv di kamar kenapa kalo lagi nonton tv malah pingin ke netroom ya?
what if i asked aladdn's genie for 100 more genies?
What if Slenderman was a rip off of nergal
What if ? YOU WERE ME ? YOU WOULD BE sEXY AND aWESOME
WONDER WHAT THE DIFFERENCE IS  BETWEEN AN AMERICAN AND CHINESE MASSAGE?
I wonder if i use instagram people will think im a photographer?
so you are telling me I can just shoot the quad gun
are getting way to serious?? is it me or elections
If voldemort was given a nose and it started to bleed what would he say
if uk top gear has american celebrities
If females are flying the plane
if praveen and isaac were girls who will marry them?
anonymous alcoholics?
if america is a secular nation then why is it a christian nation?
if europe uses euros why don't africa use afros
if sharing a song means someone is trying to tell me something through its lyrics what does it mean when someone shares 'f**ked with a knife' by cannibal corpse?
does the democracy favor democrats
What if they're right about velocirapture and we all go extinct?
i've applied for 1
if people who followed the dead were called dead heads what do you call a person who tours with radiohead?
DONT BURN IT MAKE A COPY
do ginger cats have eight souls?
Is it called retired beacuse you were really tired of that job?
If Skinny people say 'stick a fork in me I'm done'... shouldn't bigger people say 'forklift'?
SO IF MAN CITY LOSE TO LIVERPOOL LIVERPOOL WIN THE LEAGUE ?
Gay men could have gay children but we would never know
if i went back through time and asked my past self a question would my past self be able to answer it?
do chinese tourists get upset when  they buy a souvenir from AMERICA AND FIND OUT IT WAS MADE IN CHINA?
If marriages were only valid after copulation How was mary a virgin and Joseph’s wife?
iF STARS PRODUCE LIGHT WHY IS SPACE BLACK ?
Incertitude ou plut&#244;t deux certitudes contradictoires qui se succ&#232;dent
If magneto were to use your balls of steel for an advantage would that be gay?
If worlds biggest douche calls you a douche compliment?
why do people worry about the end of time if an idiot is born every minute?
if hamburgers are made of beef then why is it called ham-burger?
if akin won't pull out even though everyone wants him to is he legitimately raping the election?
if a redhead is a ninja does that make it a 'ginja'?
if they don't want us to do drugs... why do they teach the freshmen how to cook meth?
REPUBLICANS HATE PEOPLE BUT ALSO HATE ABORTION?
At first
IF yOUR A GAY MAN AND YOU WATCH L WORD  HOW ARE YOU GAY ?
If you smoke medical marijuana is cottonmouth a medical condition?
If you water a garden by putting water on it why do you dust a house by removing dust from it?
LOL IMA THINKING DINOSAUR
What if rafael and fabio swap THEIR  jerseys on qpr-united match
what if departmental exams are unannounced?
If some christians condemn other christians to hell do some SATANISTS condemn OTHER satanists to heaven?
An arrogant
jehovahs witnesses don't vote? how did they decide that?
How can you raise the roof When you bring down the house?
If you have an open mind is there a chance your brain might fall out?
So is taking advil everyday still a drug addiction?
WHY  do doughnuts have holes?
if a pie ate a pie would it be Pannibil?
JAK&#201; TO JE... BT RAPTOR...
IF someone asks you if you are able to socialize aren't we already socializing?
will they play... the Lizards?
if marijuana makes you more creative does that make it a performance enhancing drug for artists?
Would mOst memes be funnier If spelt correctly?
SLC is after school starts is that why it is no longer called summer leadership conference?
why wont ano click on my links...?
If all people on tumblr never leave tumblr How do they go and find their fandoms?
IF YOU COMMIT A CRIME IN MATRIX IS IT consıdered as a cybercrıme
iF A BISEXUAL GUY FOUND TRUE LOVE WITH A WOMAN WILL HE STILL BE BISEXUAL?
If apple is mainstream Why do hipsters have iphones
if there was anti gravity... then is there anti beiber?
if the 90's kids are theteenagers of today why do they think they are better than 2000's kids while the evidence is 16 and pregnant??
If Philosoraptors dont existence Dafuq im doing here?
If a teacher can't teach us all the subjects then how can a single student learn them all?
if every thing is possible... then why can i not view the character 'Talk To The Mirrorsaur' which i made before i created an account?
if a black guy and a asain guy be friends would'nt it be rush hour all over again?
If its truly opposite day  ThEn wouldn't be not opposite day?
if a person is called a liar because the others realize its a lie wouldnt it be a lie if we called him a liar
ken sebsi dinosaur... mela ena chnoua ?!?
IF A PHILOSOPHY POST SHOWS OPINON... DOESNT THAT MEAN ALL CPAC POSTS ARE PHILOSOPHY?
IF a furry sues another furry is it a fursuit?
why does everyone hate monday's it's chest day
We hate communism yet we buy everything from china
if rebecca black is happy that it's friday would carly rae jepsen call her maybe?
why do we call it a 'pair of pants' if theres only one?
Considering gravitational time dilation...  when you're on an aero plane
if everything in inception is a dream was ariadne a projection from cobb's subconscious?
if diana has 2 popsicles in her mouth where does mine go?
If ao hopped dimensions and he already existed then where is the other ao?
if someone who eats Mcdonalds everyday
since arsenal captains always leave should chamakh be captain?
is time travel possible? yes becuase im here!
If manu bought rvp does that mean they bought arsenal?
IS IT ME OR IS TODAY SPECIAL??
IF ALLAH DOES NOT EXIST WHAT ARE THESE ATEYİSTS DENYING
thinking a rock coach is a student classic mix-up
if you have chest hair  do you use shampoo or bodywash
what if everything in the matrix was a hallucination caused by the mysterious red pill?
if my ass is grass does it need photosynthesis to grow?
If a kangaroo is innocent then why do they jump everything?
WHAT IF THEY MADE A DIAMOND THAT SHOT GUNS THAT SHOT... DIAMONDS?
if an incubus has sex with a succubus do they both get hurt?
I wonder do gay people get turn on by their own sex organs
IF RVP GOES TO MAN U DOES THAT MEAN ARSENAL IS MAN U
Excuse me
If you wish for no wIshes to come true then would that wish come true?
If you never had sex before why do you have a favorite sex position
I wonder how many memes Will spam my news feed today
If I eat myself will i become twice as big
if frankie edgar 'Won' why isn't he the champion?
If superheroes have superpowers Is Stan Lee's superpower the ability to create them?
If CS:Go beta comes out today Then why can't I play it yet?
can one simply kill one with no life
last season city lost 3-2 to united in the community shield does this mean chelsea win the premiership this season ?
if prostitution is the oldest profession doesn't that mean women have been working on their 'jobs' the longest
a story begins at the beginning and ends at the ending. Why isn't the middle called the 'Middling'?
dying and living are way too mainstream so what does that make hipsters?
Why do student loan collectors threaten my financial future when they already know i have no financial future
if the blue jays play in canada then why do they play in the american league
why would someone buy a mustang when they make camaros?
if basilisk's fang can destroy horcruxes how come it didn't destroyed an horcrux in harry in the second film?
If an unstoppable force and an immovable object cannot coexist
What if the meaning of life Really is the number 42
If you late-term abort 8 babies... Is that partial-birth genocide?
If Parneet's a Pokemon Does that mean i can trade for another one
if memegenerator.net really wanted more registered users wouldn't they fix the script errors in the sign-up process?
how many bears could bear grylls grill if bear grylls could grill bears?
If renee wants me to buy things for her does that make me a suga daddy?
If you can't open an email attachment are you suitable for the job?
in the song 'she'll be coming around the mountains' who is she?
They say the truth will set you free free of what??
IF PROGERIA IS A RAPID AGING DISORDER
If a troll apologizes for trolling does that mean he's trolling?
Why is there a show called 'Hoarders' and not a show called 'arsonists'?
if god created everything who created god?
aus zealand  or new stralia
if it rains most of the year why can't people in washington drive in it?
if there is truly strength in numbers then what happened to the 6 million jews?
Si no se dice come Mierda es come salami ?
If a deep fried pb&J was on a cave floor you bet your ass that caveman would eat it
what if math always comes before the after math?
What if you're not short  but the rest are extremely tall
if curiosity went to mars was it accepted to pigfarts?
If she's beautiful because she doesn't know that she's beautiful THen how did she become beautiful in the first place?
If She is beautiful because she doesn't know she's beautiful
One Direction says that she's beautiful because she doesn't know that she's beautiful But then how dcould she have been beautiful in the first place?
Kung kasalanan maging pangit paano ka hihingi ng tawad?
Where do flicked boogers go?
Caucasian+Asian... that makes me... Caucasian?
others are noobs or i am da pro?
Don't forget to stretch those creamy hamstrings!
if one plus one is two then how do i make a window?
If orphans don't have parents  can they watch pg rated films?
IF PRO IS THE OPPOSITE OF CON IS PROGRESS THE OPPOSITE OF CONGRESS?
if the moderators of nexus didnt ban everyone would skyrimforums have any users?
If olive oil is made out of olives
If Najib is busy with campaigns and giving people money? then who's doing the pm's job?
Is making a post complaining about Reposts not A repost?
IS IT JUST ME OR DOES EVERYONE LOVE COMING HOME TO A LOUD HOUSE WHEN THEY HAVE A MIGRAINE? *cRUNCH*
if tea party vote republican why does mitt romney not share his tax records with the public?
If Hipsters don't Like Cool Things
if i am a dinosaur asking a question then how are DINOSAURS extinct?
are you a hypocrite if you admit being a hypocrite
Why would Stephen King be jeleous of Stephenie Meyer? I'm not aware of her work winning any major awards or having more fans then he has.
what if you dream of an ugly girl is she still the girl of your dreams?
When someone says he loveS you... does he mean your body or your soul?
What if i  played dayz for dayz
if we dropped a loaf of bred in the center of a locked room full of africans wouldn't it be the real hunger games?
if we dropped a loaf of bread in the middle of a room full of africans and put it on tv wouldn't it be the real hunger games?
if i got hired to make blackberries does that mean I got a rim job?
What colour would a smurf go if you choked it?
if you apply the concept of infinity then how do you go from 0 to 1?
If two wrongs don't make a right how do two negatives make a positive?
If our eyes correct everything doesn't that mean the planet is upside down and the universe is in the earth?
do two trolls... make a right?
Miksi siivota kerholla kun siell&#228; sotketaan uudestaan joka tapauksessa
If ratio of men & women in this world is 1:3 then man have a chance to have 3 girls in a row ?
If a man impregnates his mother will the child be his son or his brother
If Joan Jett's song is called shout Then why isn't it a screamo?
Did finn really dump rachel? or was it in the script?
regardless of the        election result romney will still be 1%      and you still wont be
Kogan or jarlos?
if he or she be prohibited from sex because they be young and have no experience How do they get experience?
Why do so meany lesbians have short hair and hardly any gay men have long hair?
So if a developer checks out a girl how does he check her back in?
what if a rofl-copter was real
If an athiest and a theist have a child will the kid be synthetic?
If everyone thumbed down content Would we have a frontpage?
if toddlers use small forks and small spoons does that mean Chinese toddlers use toothpicks?
IS IT A MUSLIM NAME Or ARABIC NAME ?
If Captain America only has 1 star on his uniform Doesn't that make him a brigadier general?
If democrats and republicans lie why do they become president?
If we have smartphone  why we still study using book?
I think it's better to be overrated  than underrated Overrated people get paid more.
If tax cuts for the rich create jobs let's not tax them at all and see how that works
If theY sold husky skinny jeans
Were oranges were named before carrots Or did they just get lazy naming foods?
if we're all becoming god
What happens if a doctor eats an apple a day?
if i got an idea and you got an idea
If medha knows who the secret admirer is Then how is it secret roy..?
can someone have no life... if they are still living?
how does god decide who is born in a hell-hole?
What if Half Life 2: Lost Coast Is Half Life 2: Episode 3?
what if this is a dream within a dream
If God created the sun on the 4th day How did 4 days pass?
Why must i always make the effort WHen i want to speak to the person I like?
if god love us why justin bieber lives?
WHY IS THERE A SHIELD OF YSGRAMOR WHEN WUUTHRAD IS A  TWO HANDED WEAPOn
if one is loved wouldn't 'they' love to invite you to the movies?
NOT REALLY A LLAMA?
If people are so anti-fascist Why all the support for the nationalist and corportist olympics???
i love pes2013 But then why is unwilling?
Why do girls where bathing suits if they're not going to go in the water?
if guns don't kill people
IF Somone made up a name for everything then isnt everything a nickname?
if pokemons are contained in a poke ball
is it still paedophillia if the kid is dead?
Is the orange called orange for its color or THE COLOR orange is called orange because oranges are orange ?
If con is the opposite of pro than what is the opposite of progress?
if people sit in the stands Then why are stands called stands and not called sits?
If an anime draws manga is it manga
if you are attracted to young dead trees does that make you a Pedo-necro-dendrophilian
is it possible for a ginger.. to write soul music?
IF MEMES STOP BEING FUNNY WHEN THEY GO ON TV THEN WHAT IF A MEME ORIGINATED FROM TV
what if religion is real and science is just explaining how it works?
So the mets thought.. They had a shot this year??
what would you be if you were attached to another object by an inclined plane wrapped helically around an axis?
If money doesn't grow on 'trees' then what is pot?
What if the matrix lives in us
If the majority of chefs are men then why do internet people say 'get in the kitchen' to women?
if someone says 'it's opposite day' on opposite day then is it really opposite day?
wat if junistn beobr aculaly is dolan
If 'America runs on dunkin' and indians work there.. then do indians run america?
Smell Like a teen spirit
if i'm more popular than the y u no guy... y they no change the memegenerator.net logo?
what if god's an alien but he's the only one
If i give my private information out privately Is it still private?
What if we are just an atom To another larger universe?
IF THE POINT OF THE GAME IS TO MARRY A CHICK AND HAVE A KID WHY DO GIRLS GET OFFENDED WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING THE GAME?
If We all love ourselves then aren't we all gay?
What if the chick-fil-a redhead is them trolling us?
Po ato qe e kan shpin ne bllok  thone po dalim ne lagje?!
What if heaven exists and our ancestors watch us fap
poeple thiking unique facts
If a dinosaur is sad Is it post triassic stress disorder?
WHY DO LETTERS ALWAYS APPEAR BACK-TO-FRONT IN MIRRORS BUT NEVER UPSIDE DOWN?
What if god's an alien and he's the only one
If 50 cent playEd cod  Would they keep getting Hit markers on him
if the plural is hair what is the singular for hair?
If there is Stalingrad and leningrad
'IS IT possible to store the mind with a million facts and still be entirely uneducated?' -- A Bourne
If you expect the unexpected wouldnt the unexpected become the expected
I wonder if my recycle bin  is made from recycled products
so the separation of church and  state  that only applies to schools? not marriage?
If I break the laws of Physics do I go to jail?
If you smell with your nose why don't you smell your nose?
If the original Lavender Town theme song is supposed to make people WANT to kill themselves... Would listening to it backwards make them want to live?
if atheist don't BELIEVE in god do they believe in life after love?
If 'A Serbian Film' was the most brutal film ever made 'A Croatian Film' will be a family film?
If everyone were judged on how smart they were by answering 'Which came first the chicken or the egg' Which answer would mean we're smart?
If wayne enterprises developed the microwave emmiter as well as the neutron bomb does it mean that if not for them gotham  would have been a pretty safe place
If it isn't cool to die why to hipsters still exist?
Shouldn't 'insanity' be called 'outsanity'?
If I want to go to sleep soon Why am i drinking a monster
IF you have no lenses in your glasses are they still glasses?
If you're sleeping during daytime
Link can't run in his Iron Boots… But he can still jump and back flip?
If there were no instagram how would ugly people thirst for attention?
gay dinosoar marriage killed us all
obama? romney? come o sweet extinction
If sometimes you're  'keeping it real' Then other times are you keeping it fake?
What is a hard drive?
if money don't grow   on trees then why are there     bank branches ?
if billions of people going to eternal punishment is 'GOOD NEWS' I wonder what they consider 'bad news'
iF ALL hUMANS TURN INTO zOMBIES wHAT WILL EAT?
What if you knew what you were talking about?
if you must first invent the universe in order to make an apple pie from scratch
Why is it Called Back to the Future If You cant go backwards and Forwards at the same time...
if you put it in her ear she will hear you cumming
What if i told you that pizza costs money
are people who drive with foglites in no fog... the same ones who wear sunglasses at nite???
What if Brother Bear Was an only child?
If you talk in front of a mirror are you talking to the mirror or to yourself?
does pop culture makes people stupid or they like because they are stupid
I dont always make memes but when I do
if i've been to a two-week yale program does that mean i've 'gone' to yale?
if jeremy lin is on the rockets is that an advancement for the chinese space program?
Since kids bop ruins every song What do they do to Justin biebers songs?
ever get the feeling a rogue scholar just refuses to pay back their student loan?
EACH PLAYLIST IN ITUNES IS JUST A CHAPTER IN MY LIFE
if bart's alter ego in 'the simpsons' is 'el barto' His alter ego in 'los simpsons' is 'the bart'?
اذا عملت لوحدة Poke   يا ترى هل ت?سد الصيام؟
If nobody likes me
If a loner has friends who are also loners does that still make them a loner?
if 'y u no guy' used proper grammar would he still be popular?
chi? posenato? quello che appena entrato in politica gia' molla?
if im into 15 year old girls now will i still be in 30 years?
how can there be limited lifetime warranty?
Why is it so east to hurt someone and then say sorry im never gonna bother you again
If I hit vayne with my ult as ashe If the arrow in vayne
if the girl from teeth gets pregnant does she go to the dentist or gynecologist
if there is an earthquake on Uranus Should it be called a... nevermind I don't want to ask
If i get by with a little help from my friends can I get ahead with a lot of help?
what if riot buffed evelynn to nerf her again
If i feed on organic meat it slows down climate change and i don't have to become extinct again?
what if no one notcied the mistake?
IF COPYING IS A FORM OF CHEATING IN AN EXAM DOES THAT ALSO MEAN ENGineering is us cheating life?
Can romney be against big government if his vp is chris christie?
if the sponge bob is the main... why patrick is the star
MAKE IT SNAPPY!
If hooters delivered
If gun control laws really take guns out of the hands of criminals then wouldn't it work to disarm the government?
if gun control laws really take guns out of the hands of criminals then wouldn't they work to disarm the government?
Who need swag when you've got swag
NOTHING IS IMPOSIBLE THAS MEAN  THE IMPOSIBLE IS IMPOSIBLE
if christmas lights are for indoor and outdoor use only then what's the alternative?
Were lazy susan and black eyed susan  the same lazy woman who didnt listen?
if your against illuminati becuase they control government and the media why do you want to be a rapper
we all wonder the same thing. Skrillex
SKRILLEX
If i have you
IF HER NAME IS ARIELLE TITLOW DOES THAT MEAN SHE HAS SAGGING PROBLEMS?
IF I GO TO THE PAST FOR SOME REASON THE REASON I WAS GONE DISEAPER. THAT'S MEAN EVERY TIME TRAVEL IS A PARADOX
what if heskey scores against man utd does that mean they will be relegated
Is Bird..... ........ REALLY A WORD?
Where did noah from noah's ark put all the wood peckers
isn't night just a smaller version of day?
IF AGE DOESN'T MATTER Then why arrest pedophiles
argue against spanking pay daycare to keep kids
according to facebook statuses you're a wonderful parent according to facebook photos you're a wonderful drunk
IF YOU'RE THE DARK LORD? WHY ARE YOU SO PALE?
what do canadien americans do on the fourth of july?
Has the countdown conundrum ever been conundrum?
wouldn't that make him ... good luck brian ?
what if you're in a coma right now and everything in your life is just a long dream?
IS SATAN PUNISHES EVIL PEOPLE DOES THAT MAKE HIM GOOD?
If you work out and don't post it on facebook did it really happen at all?
si hay papel vegetal DE que EST&#193;N echos los otros papeles?
If stephen dobbie's contract expires does that mean dobbie is free?
If a plane has mechanical problems
Learn the Internet? Or little house on the prairie?
If KFC lets you get free food if something goes wrong or you don't like it... Why can't we do that with the government?
of forever alone has a lot of debts is he forever a loan
If it actually costs money to fabricate money... Who paid for the first money production?
When you die
if i'm a velociraptor how come my hands can reach my chin?
WHen you say she's so hot does that mean she's not cool?
is everyone leaving arsenal because we don't win trophies? or are we not winning trophies because everyone leaves us?
Α? Ο ΣΑΚΗΣ ΛΕΙΠΕΙ ΑΠ ΤΑ ΚΑΦΕ?ΕΙΑ ΤΟΤΕ ΠΩΣ ΑΥΤΑ ΕΦΤΑΣΑ? ΣΤΟΥΣ 4???
/b/ happy?
what if blake is just an extractor and bruce is in a coma since he fell in the cave?
If police are payed by tax and get tax taken out of thier pay taxception?
if ariana rivero poked me 2 times in one night does this mean she enjoys poke wars now ?
si amarro un grupo de latas y basinilla en la cola del motor me convierto en un gran compositor de regueton
if you send a picture of yourself to someone in a different time zone is that time travelling?
bianca lawson u immortal?!
If pokemon can only say their name How do they communicate with each other?
If you donate a kidney and the recipient dies do you get your kidney back?
If rock breaks scissors and scissors cuts paper doesn't paper just gift wrap rock?
If Jelly donuts do not have holes in them where do jelly donut holes come from?
What if rebecca black made a song for all days of the week?
If the Internet Doomsday Happens Does that mean the Ancient Mayans were Right?
If frank ocean is gay then why do all of his songs talk about women?
Is it a sin to root your android device?
WHAT IF GOD SPEAKS ANOTHER LANGUAGE our prayers are gibberish to him
if youre on basketball wives now imagine if you were married to a basketball player
If a snake bites his own tongue does he become poisoned?
if i hug melvin... will i get a free chainsaw?
IF DEATH IS INEVITABLE IS LIFE EVITABLE?
Shaggy and Pitbull made a song together How did they decide who was the 'featured' rapper?
if the middle ages already happened does that mean we know when the world will end?
If a Hindu dies and is reborn as a cat Does he have to live nine times?
If god knew everything
Stroganoff Chutney
Does Dolan meme's Ripen like a wine?
why is abbreviated such a long word?
If two zombies had sex would that make them necrophiliacs ?
if DAvid wright started at 3rd would he have made that play?
IF SOMEONE BEATS YOU HALF TO DEATH TWICE DO YOU DIE?
Which came first? The chicken tender or the nugget?
If gus and claudia had a child... would it be called glaudia?
if you collect 700 coins in Super mario bros
if a midget has big feet do his people find him as bigfoot or does he have a normal foot?
Should I use the wiki as a a blog? or the blog as a wiki?
iF EVERYONE THINKS MAINSTREAM SUCKS
If everything tastes like chicken then doesn't everything taste like snake
if we have the s4 Rain will still play a set at bisco
Have the people that are afraid of amnesia ever played silent hill?
if you stand on a toilet are you high on pot
If there is a Heaven Would being trapped there with smug Christians be Hell?
IF I HATE JUSTIN BIEBER I AM JEALOUS DOES THAT MEAN I AM JEALOUS OF HITLER TOO?
If i didn't instagram my food today did i even eat?
They say 'expect the unexpected' so
joseph ciupa
But if he has no internet connection how come he's online?
Why do we boil soup to make it hot
Gary said I'll catch you later ash is a pokemon?
iF A MIND IS A TERRIBLE THING TO WASTE.. DOES THAT MEAN WE SHOULD RECYCLE?
Campbell: If I take all the moneys FROM THE STATE AND HIRE LAWYERS THEN I wont need a delorian to go back to the dark ages
If two blind people date  would all their dates be blind dates?
Congress & I are going to be alot alike EXTINCT!!!
if playing with words is wordplay is playing with numbers fourplay?
If zombies eat brains Then why do we have to shoot them In the brain to kill them?
If Fundies believe that God has everything planned out for us
If 42 is the meaning of life Is 420 10 times better than life?
If a tremolo bar is vibrato bar what's a whammy bar?
what if all the conspiracy theorists... are really just paranoid dorks with too much free time?
if lulay is ginger how does he run with no soles
IF anything is possible... is it possible for something to be impossible?
what does one call it when you write frequently fast-paced
Madam What Happened?
if a person jumps does a midget hop?
So your'e saying that if i stop baking cakes ill actually lose weight?
what would happen if you did the safety dance while in the danger zone?
If you download music illegally in Jamaica does that make you a pirate of the Caribbean?
IF IT WAS 'THE LAST EXORCISM' why are they making a sequel?
if you think negative twice as much aren't you actually thinking positive?
if hating justin bieber is mainstream then do hipsters like him?
If you are bisexual... does androgyny turn you on?
if you are what you eat then aren't only cannibals humans?
If an ugly personality destroys a pretty face then does an ugly face build a pretty personality?
why walk on water? when we've got boats?
If twilight sparkle does friendzone you does it mean you are in the 'twilight zone'?
IF DIABETICS HAVE IMPAIRED GLUCOSE METABOLISM  WHY DO THE ADA RECOmMEND A DIET THAT'S 50% CARBOHYDRATE
IF mankind is from Africa Were Adam and Eve BlacK?
if he is narcissist  how will he make love with himself ?
What if Occupy Wall Street was  all for the lulz?
If the higgs Boson is called the God Particle  does that mean God EXIST?
if higgs boson gives mass to other particles what gives mass to higgs boson?
If Liam neeson's daughter Kidnapped by chuck norris Who will die first?
if van persie leaves arsenal does that mean arsenal will be no more?
If weed is a gateway drug is a shirley temple a gateway drink?
If imagination is unlimited why can't image a colour outside the visible spectrum?
if hating on hipsters is getting too mainstream does that mean that the haters are hipsters themselves?
if you don't read the 2nd sentence of bad luck brian posts does it mean actually bad luck brian is good luck brian?
IS master yoda actually gizmo after he ate after midnight?
Not sure if som chaturvedi  or just pure awesome kid
when you divide something by zero don't you just have the same thing because of dividing it by nothing?
Why are all contestants of Miss Universe ALWAYS from earth?
mercedes seems to be bugged it might be a good idea to go fix it
If Hipsters tell hipster jokes Does that make it uncool?
if patreece is a style guru why does shon dress like he's homeless
Could you still call it a 'boy' band... if it's one direction?
WHat if voldemorT has a FLAT FACE BECAUSE HE RAN INTO THE WRONG PLATFORM AT THE TRAIN STATION?
If they are the called the mario bros Does that mean mario's last name is mario?
If I'm my parents' son why doesn't their world revolve around me?
If i leave rt for ninjas isn't that called army hopping?
Artist criticizes military while enjoying freedom of speech?
If you masturbate in the mirror is it gay?
If deleted stuff goes in the recycle bin what happens if you delete the recycle bin?
How does one miss someone before they come into one's life?
if you put anti-perspirant deodorant on your forehead does it still work?
If the best bit of a song is made into a song will that song have a best bit?
if dinosaurs were hunched over and had short arms       does that mean they were evolved enough to type on computer keyboards?
i BELIEVE IT WAS AN OLD WOODEN SHIP USED DURING THE CIVIL WAR ERA
why don't the starving cannibals eat each other?
is it morningwood if i wake up at 1?
If swag is for boys and class is for men then whats for teenagers ?
if bruce wayne is so rich
if white contains all colours is it multicoloured?
Should we respond to reports or keep making memes?
If everyone is considered equals then why do people say you deserve better than him/her?
WHAT IF THE NETHERLANDS IS NOT OUT OF INDONESIA THAT MEAN VAN PERSIE WILL BE PLAY FOR INDONESIA?!
How can love at first sight exist If love is supposed to be blind?
why do People wait until they're old to use anti-aging cream?
IF OBAMACARE MANDATES THAT I BUY PRIVATE HEALTH INSURANCE VIA STATE RAN HEALTH INSURANCE EXCHANGES DOES THAT MEAN I STILL HAVE TO PAY FOR HEALTH INSURANCE?
if i hated hipsters before 'being a hipster' was cool …  doesn' t this automatically make me hipster
if the outdoors are so great.. then why are all the bugs trying to get into my house
while visiting
If the Elder Scrolls had merpeople Would they be called Mermer?
if you smash coal down and it turns into diamond does it work in minecraft
WWJD
Ma se i one direction amano l'italia.. perche' non vengono in italia???
If you can walk on ice
If we eat ourselves  do we lose weight?
Do I wash my cat with Shampoo or Body wAsh if he has hair and a body?
What does it mean if a gay pride parade goes down a one way street?
If we use Extra whitening toothpaste 2 scrub our tounge does it become pink or even whiter
I'll never forget  what my father told me...
is it italy-spain or juve-barca?
To be a professional soccer player does one train acting or conditioning?
If cockroaches can survive nuclear waste Whats in a can of raid
if french toast is the same thing as gypsy toast are all french people gypsy's?
If the princess was stocked inside a tower with no stairs
Why is it called softball... when the ball isn't soft at all?
libertarianism the belief that people are free to believe what they want
If women are bad drivers and Asians are bad drivers Does that mean asian women are EXCELLENT or horrible drivers?
If girls are allowed wearing microkinis as a bathing suit am i allowed to wear a condom as one?
If jesus is everywhere Is he all in your head?
I wonder... does jesus love hitler a little more than the rest of us?
if girl is in relationship why she have ok cupid page?
If moths are attracted to light THEN WHY DO THEY ONLY COME OUT AT NIGHT?
If a satanist is not evil enough will they go to heaven?
Nina hat 18 snickers. Sie isst 4 sofort
are you a racist if you don't call all racists racist
why do girls shave their legs But have expOsed hairy arms?
I liKe my battle rapTors
Can't tell if sunglasses make me look good or if they just hide my ugly
Was the original sin the first epic fail?
i wonder where did dr. dre get his masters degree?
is it considered cannibalism if you water your garden with v8 juice
WHAT If half-life 3 is like leisure suit larry 4
if gay means happy  does that mean every happy person is gay
are black po-po considered to be po-po at all?
when the elder scroll is in your inventory why is it listed in 'books' and not 'scrolls'?
if time moves forward and the earth spins right
wHY IS THERE A SPECIAL DAY FOR THE CAPS LOCK BUTTON WHILE WE RARLY USE IT?
IF much ceese means much holes and much holes less cheese then is much cheese less cheese
what if vegetar w
If his name is dr. dre what did he write his thesis on?
if christians say that god loves every living creature and we are all his children Does that make bad luck brian a godless alien?
if wwe is fake does that make the wrestlers puppets?
If the attorneys in the fact pattern can't identify a valid testamentary gift how did they pass this exam??
If YOLO means you only live once Does that mean Hindus and Buddhists can't say YOLO?
Why are there only pictures of shoreditch
Why is Fate whimsical And Not Popsicle?
que hace calor no lo siento entonce en su habitacion
The headquarter is in Toronto but his name is &#171;Bank of montreal&#187; ?
if im up
A reptile dysfunction? Now he's a viagraraptor.
If there was not Peanut Butter What Would be The Purpose of Fluff
What If Bob THe builder Is JUst House For Kids?
If i'm a dinosaur shouldn't i be dead?
if ox plural is oxen... then would not box plural be boxen?
what if... we didn't have the technology?
if windows reach version 10 will they name it windows x
What if eop beats fatality does that mean fatality go back into a 3 year slump
CZY FOLDER 'BEZ NAZWY' NIE MA NAZWY 'BEZ NAZWY'
If fire kills everything will it also kill the sun?
Monkey see
iF FASCISM IS BUSINESS IN BED WITH GOVERNMENT dOES THAT MAKE THE us FASCIST?
sO IF YOUR MORE LIKELY TO DIE FROM A BEE THAN A TERROIST wHY ISN'T THE tsa CHANGED TO THE bsa?
hmm... I Think Servers aren't available
if you agree to disagree then isn't that agreeing?
sometimes we say 'a pain in the ass' to describe someone/thing not good a gay what could say?
Another 'statistical dead heat'. what are the odds?
if the demons are REPELLED by the salt
Why does the earth revolves around the sun why the sun does not ferment around the earth
maybe if i'd remember to log out
WHat if kevin levin touches captain america's alien shield?
Seriously
If erik got a gf Is he still a scrub?
if happy hour only lasted one hour would anyone really be happy?
what if the burning bush moses saw was weed
What IF ashley young turns 80 years old Will he still be young ?
If god was the savior Then
why do people on facebook complain about people complaining on facebook
M&#243;wisz pokemon? może ma na imię pszemek?
Why would anyone want the moves like jagger?
is a homeless person called a bum because they smell like one? or is a bum called a bum because it smells like a homeless person?
If you upvote  racist dog Are you racist?
if i banged my girlfriend does that mean i blew her up?
If ginger is green why do we call red heads gingers?
if i post something saying i dont know what to post did i actually know what to post then?
If Revenge is Sweet
What if chuck noris Turns to the dark side?
Since horses sleep sTanding up.  What would happen if a horse were To die in its sleep?
If EVeryone  knows Lebda is the greatest mattress in amerrica why do they need a commercial?
WE ONLY LIVE ONCE??? YODO AS WELL
If memes are called memes in english in french are they called sames?
If a Pizza is round then why is the box square?
What if mr bean doesn't know what he means?
life goes on unless you die
If saint peter lets humans into heaven does saint peta let animals into heaven?
If kolby is weird Then what is sammi?
THE INVISBLE MAN WAS YOUR FATHER?
If it's called 'final' fantasy why are there so many sequels?
If someone is lazy does that make them a lazer?
when people on the internet say not to believe everything on the internet should i believe them?
Goku vs. Kirby Apocalpyse?
If someone tells you they're a compulsive liar Do you believe them?
HOW DOES ONE WHO TOSSES SALAD REMAIN VIRGIN?
a gdyby tak... isc poexpic
If the band grows every year Will the band awards decrease till everyone gets nothing?
one does not simply use wrong meme
If We're All Gods Children Whats so special about jesus?
If you cannot insert the value null into column why you all singed in?
if ninjas are shadows then why do they only come out at night
If spicy things are hot
who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?
EXECUTIVE PRIVILEGE ... and you still trust the government?
IF i beat all the pokemon games does that mean im a pokemon master?
do muslim players eat pork in minecraft?
IF ALL GIRL TEAM WHy NOT #KITCHEN?
If god is all knowing and powerful Why didn't he know adam ate the fruit without asking?
if mugenguild would be nice would it be 1 april?
Pirates winrar need winrar to unpack
If quizzes are quizzical what are tests?
Do we eat soup Or do we drink it?
What if we are all dead and we are now travelling in our dream ?
If Humans have cannabinoid receptors shouldn't they receive cannabis?
If Christian black metal is called white metal
if gods were actually real and we lived in a  backwards world. would a god park be called 'God park' or 'Dog krap'?
What if every girl taking a bathroom mirror pic  is actually taking a picture of her phone?
Do people in Belarus drink white russians?
if there is a god why do churches need insurance?
If you had a dream that your dreams never come true When you wake up and your dreams never come true
if shootmania is in alpha will it ever be gaMMer
If there are no laws on international waters what's the legal age of sexual consent?
cODY cHILDRESS
Are winshares the most important stat or just the only ones lukas cares about?
If a misspelling is a typo is a missaying a taco?
if Black mesa and aperture science are in the same universe Will  Glados help Gordon Freeman Fight the combine?
How can deaf people think if they have never heard their 'inner voice'?
if nicki minaj got shot would it be an ass ass ass ass assination?
I wonder if zack de la rocha WRote The lyrics for rage against the machine in all caps followed bY exclamation points
If one's birthday is on April fools day Is their birthday a joke?
IF ENZYMES CATALYZE THE PRODUCTION OF PROTEINS AND ENZYMES ARE PROTEINS THEN WHAT CATALYSES THE PRODUCTION OF ENZYMES?
Are limousines the product of a mized race marriage between a luxury car and a bus?
if hazelnuts come from hazels do peanuts come from peas?
Maybe Prince Fielder would lose weight If he would play for the Athletics
If people forgive and forget what's the point in forgiving
if there's only one robert wright why do others come up on google images?
If i make the video hd... does the sound quality become hd?
WTFwjd:  What the f**k wouldn't jesus do?! hmmm...
If you're really loaded but balanced... Does that make you an expert at being load balanced?
If electricity comes from electrons Does morality come from morons?
Worst pg ever in finals? Westbrook: 27-9-8             'Magic': 18-8-12
Why isn't palindrome a palindrome?
Win a game for 4 
mewtwo doesnt have a tail because a tail doesnt start in the crotch
If you say you're a pathological lIer Are you lYing or telling the truth
If you say a lie is wrong  SO THE LIE IS THE TRUTH ?
If its called happy hour.... Why does it go on for more than one?
If pokemon fight each other shouldn't all pokemon have fighting type?
If chan always talks about cars why doesnt he have his license?
You can be anything you want in your life.. ..Most of the people choose to be stupid
why we called it white wine while it's colour is yellow
If no two humans are alike why do they call it identical twins?
if bad karma makes you a fly how does it have time to become human again
if ronaldo is the best european player does that actually make Bendtner the best player in the world?
If an indie band is signed to a major label can you still call it indie?
if guns dont kill people and people kill people... toaster does not toast toast
if one direction fans are directioners one republic fans are republicans?
THEY HAVE BRAIL ON DRIVE UP ATM'S HOW DID THE BLIND PERSON DRIVE THERE?
if you have missionary in australia does the girl get on top?
IF YOU LOSE YOUR ENGAGEMENT RING
If we have bad quality manure can we tell that it's shit?
If a guy is a wanker Does that make a girl a 'fingerer'?
if you die PERMANENTLY in your sleep  will you still be in your dreams or JUDGEment day?
OMG! SOMETHING TEH BROKE? maybe to be filing ticket!
if god exists then why am i still a virgin
what if all these gun glitches in battlefield 3 are purposely created by dice to get all this attention
IF coor's light is the silver bullet and a werewolf drinks it
If automobiles move by themselves
if iron's chemical formula is fe and man also means male does that make iron man a female?
If you stay up all night to smoke a bowl at sunrise
WHAT IF TORRES BECAME THE TOPSCORER OF THE EURO ? wILL PEOPLE STILL TROLL HIM ?
If hipsters hate the mainstream
If you put a jalapeno in the freezer Will it be hot or cold?
When people say 'not gonna lie' does that mean they lie all the time when they don't
if they would like to make a toast at a wedding... why do they always just stand up and talk?
Since Bruce Wayne uses Wayne Enterprises to fund being Batman are the Wall Street Occupiers for or against him?
if it's 10% better than the leading brand
if god is in all of us
Why are they called pigtails if pigs only have one tail
is a two headed unicorn Still a unicorn?
IF vegeterians eat vegetables because they love animals then does it mean they hate plants?
if cannibals say humans taste like chicken then baby heads must taste like chicken?
If heat lost 1 against knicks
If feathers are light
IF THE WORLD ENDS ON DECEMBER 21ST 2012 DOES this MEAN WE WON'T never get DARIN'S NEW ALBUM?
if a schizophrenic threaten to commit suicide do we then have a hostage-taking ???
why do people go to church to be close to heaven isn't there a ceiling?
if missile chased heat
If you live on a commune Does that make you communist?
so when mexico wins a friendly game why does everybody act like they won the world cup
What if that smell at nursing homes is actually the odor of death?
if everyone tries to be indie by doing the same thing does doing something not indie
ahh
if kids these days talk in abbreviations it must be because they have so much more knowledge to share
what if mr boylett dosent like men
if spilkar is on a yacht with his cousins is he in a relation-ship?
if you only work with you're hands is it called a hand job?
why are safety pins so hazardous?
HOW DO YOU MISS SOMEONE SO BAD... bEFORE THEY CAME INTO YOUR LIFE?
if robin van persie is the whole arsenal
O acre existe?
If school were to end in the winter would it be called winter break
if ants were 157 times larger
if you're going to heaven for doing things you don't want to
is talking through these memes makes communication funnier or just shows how difficult is to talk to each other face to face?
IF aliens can pull you through your house when abducting why do they use needles when probing?
if hale is too poor to pay teachers why did they switch to a charter school?
If a woman want to play call of duty
PHILOSORAP-THOR
If a hipster Is the last person in the world Doesn't that maKe Everything he does 'mainstream'
what if hakuna matata is just a made up phrase..?
If u are indie why is your clothes maroon like all other indies?
how they will make the avengers 2? if the actor of captain America is the same as the Human Torch
if you put a pokemon in the computer does it become a digimon
if plato and socrates drove sports cars did pedophiles drive a windowless van?
if klogd is a system daemon which intercepts and logs Linux kernel messages to which place logs klogd?
WHY DO MEN HAVE NIPPLES?
If you jk jk does that mean you're not jk?
If a tree were to fall in the woods would it still be a Hypothetical situation
if i'm transphobic does that mean you're not a transvestite donkey witch?
if anything is possible is it possible for something to be impossible?
if tony adams is mr. Arsenal Is Arsenal mr. Van Persie?
When chris bosh gets injured does he go to the vet
If someone loves dogs and hates cats does that make him a racist?
If a desi tells you they own a penthouse Do they mean a home or a clothing store for pants?
If playing video games hurts the eyes why my eyes were not burned yet?
if your a cat does yolo still appy to you?
If i look this good without even trying... What would happen if i tried?
If you catch one in petrifying gaze
If the rule is 'you're born alone and you die alone' what about twins and triplest?
do i fail at life? or does life fail me?
If 'Quantum' is defined as The smallest Unit  Why do we use the Phrase 'Quantum Leap'?
What if Greece kicks Germany out of the Euro?
REpublican logic? white is right and everything else is what's left?
I am intrigued by your ineffective argument not sure if it is the lack of math skills or extra punctuation
if heat rises why are the mountains so cold?
If hipsters do cool things before they are cool… how do we know their HIPSTERS?
When I get Cobalt and Lanthanum Maybe I get     Co La?
If the communist manifesto only works in theory does that mean the book was better?
If English dora teaches spanish what does spanish dora teach?
If I am a dinosaur  does that mean I'm extinct?
if lemonade is made from lemons What is gatorade made of ?
What if your Breadwinner Has a gluten intolerance?
If Veal taste different than beef does baby taste different than man ?
if you shake your carton of milk  does that make it a milkshake?
if we are what we eat
If winter is coming how come there's a friggin hosepipe ban?
If piKacHu doesn't have a pokebAll Why doesn't team rocket capture him in a pokeball?
How come WE HAVE SNOWBALL FIGHTS IF THE COLD WAR ENDED?
If Lebron James
If orgasms are called 'the little death' Does that make all sluts martyrs?
when you delete a PROgram where does it go?
IF THE STOMACH IS CALLED A GASTRIC cHAMBER wOULDN'T PUKING BE COMSIDERED JAILBREAK?
If low temperatures slow particles
How many FPS REAL-LIFE RUNS?
If it's popular to like something that's unpopular simply because it's unpopular wouldn't that then be popular and not worth liking?
If you tear the sticker off a flat brim cap Does it scream?
If practice makes perfect
How can i turn my hand like this if it's small
If It Doesn't make milk or have nipples... why is called it a chicken breast?! - Sick Bastards...
IF MY SON IS MY DAD WHAT DOES THAT MAKE ME?
if two hovercats engage in aerial combat is it considered a dogfight?
IF You own a black person in a videogame is it racism?
what if god was a particle  that evolved into an inteligent designer
if white people shit black
what if facebook will tell you if someone read that you read his message ?
Hvorfor stivner ikke limet inne i limflasken seg?  Hmmmhh..
how would blind people know when to stop whiping after taking a dump?
WHAT COULD HAPPEN IF ALL WOMEN CYCLES WOULD SYNCHRONIZE?
if you try to overthrow the government on drugs is it high treason?
what if dora actually has straight hair but used to curl it every day just to fool us?
when eDuard khil died
what if opposite day was just a way to experience a parallel dimension
If ponies live in equestria and equestria is in africa then wheres the harmony?
If people are what they eat Does that make people who eat other people more human?
If christians had their own ama subreddit would op need proof?
if black people have big dicks and midgets have small dicks then is gary coleman's normal?
If not knowing she was beautiful is what made her beautiful Does telling her she's beautiful make her not beautiful?
if all good things come to and end
If you can kIll two birds with one stone Do you Get double xp?
If wolves hunt in groups
If divorce
I still think your mom is a super moon
What if bugs wait to touch you until you think about them
My grandfather said 'never use your teeth as a tool but my teeth are a tool
What happens if Darius and Garen use his ultimate at the same time?
If THC has a chemical that removes the side effects of smoking why don't tobacco companies use it to prolong the lives of their customers?
What if battlefield 3 is just another accidental birth
If balls are the only thing in probability Then girls love it
why do almost all english singers? sound american when they sing?
if a man eats another man's face in the forest and no one's around does the internet still make bad jokes about it?
why is sunday part of the weekend when it is actually the week start
Jos jere on homo Miksi h&#228;n on jassun kaa?
if you try to fail and succeed  then which have you done?
why do you need a drivers license to buy alcohol when you can't drink and drive
If I had a dollar for every Kobe pass i would be homeless
If my demon hunter runs out of hatred does he start to love?
If everyone hates math except me does that make me a hipster?
the greatest act of love is to give your life to a wife you havent met yet
do transforemers get life insurance or car insurance?
If we are all Adam and Eve children Are we all incestuous people?
What if shuffle is just someone picking my next song?
in spain is there an english version of dora the explorer?
Do SPANISH SPEAKING PEOPLE KNOW THE LYRICS FOR MACARENA?
if the people that actually try to stay in your life are the only ones you really need... that means i dont need anyone?
why do you tell me to be myself if you expect me to act like a 'female'?
hates 'her majesty' Hates people not paying her majesties revenue and customs?
Is it just me or 9gag is getting really mainstream lately?
if a person hate homophobic people is he/she homophobicphobic?
nomo nomito nomito nomo
IF the sun is a star
If god made everybody different Did he get tired by the time he got to asia?
if thinking is doing does that mean i'm learning right now?
if ure ralts traces my ralts trace... does the battle ever start?
Can gingers deal with the devil for free?
What would happen if brian actually made his jumpshots
if joe derps all the time does that make him
PEOPLE like you?
Why is an escalator called an escalator... even if you're going down?
do recruiters have temp jobs?
if my house ran out of food would i still have friends?
lebron sucks because he he dont have a ring dose that make him green lantern?
If a tree falls inexplicably into a fourth spatial dimension
wHY DO RELIGIOUS PEOPLE CRY AT FUNERALS SO MUCH  IF THE PERSON THATS DEAD IS GOING TO A BETTER PLACE AND THEY'LL SEE THEM AGAIN?
If Dubstep djs drop the bass shouldn't i not hear any bass?
If cheese is from milk can I make grilled milk samiches?
If a butterface has a pretty body but an ugly face would that make Megan fox a BUTTERFINGER?
is paying a therapist to be your friend the same as paying a prostitute to be your lover?
if p!nk is an entertainer what is she here for?
What if he is galadriel an the car is mauri?
when a successful person gives advice are they telling the truth
If people play r&b music during romantic moments what do r&b singers play?
FEELINg LIKE A MEME
if zombies eat brains then why do all zombie movies play in america
drake said to blow minds not guys but what if blowing a guy blew his mind
2013 class president?! ALLISON FARRELL!!!!
If anti-DEPRESSANTS cause depression   why are they called anti-DEPRESSANTS?
what if the world as we see it today is a result of numerous conspiracies?
what if my life is a dream and my dreams are real life
if all bankers are evil why do we bank instead of barter?
if bayern players are only good enough for 2nd are the products they do commercial for only 2nd best?
31 нажрём??? нет
if glofish glows in dark will there be a need of light in the aquarium?
if the plural of goose is geese why isn't the plural of moose meese?
god does not worship a higher power does that make him an atheist?
if god made us love sex why does he punish us for it
not sure if i'm cool.. or people just feel bad for me
if you are only what you are like when nobody is looking i must be a real jerk-off
Want to win the Chamions League? No. I'm from Bavaria
If I don't always create the wrong meme why do i always make sure it sounds philosophical
if the devil went down to georgia looking for a soul to steal would that make him a ginger?
If love sucks Then is not that bad
was gonna buy diablo 3 at game but then i took an administration to the company
The excrement made physical contact WITH A HYDRO-ELECTRIC POWERED OSCILLATING AIR CURRENT DISTRIBUTION DEVICE
If the high school can't afford to keep the glee club why is there a full band always on standby at rehearsals?
is any wip on deviantart ever completed?
If Federer is God and Djokovic is the Son of God Does this mean Djokovic is Federer's son?
I'm 65 milion years old and i have so often to forget AND WHAT ANIMAL AM I
When policemen protest who polices the protest?
If antisocial people spend time with other antisocial people are they social ?
should i.... eat another smore?
if you're a gay football player does john terry still sleeps with your partner?
If I have 11 pancakes and you have 10 ice cubes How many pancakes are on the roof?
animal crackers are they crackers
if you use leaves as fertilizer does that make  it forced cannibalism?
Are the Christians protesting in front of Planned Parenthood Aborting their jobs?
if up and down are only respective to gravity is there no up in space?
If you kill a cat would you be convicted of 9 murders?
if the game mode is endless how did the creator finish creating it ?
if downing took a shot at almunia would he score?
If no one can escape timeline Why haven't we sent it after kony
Doctor says wear crohn's medical alert BRACELET. People see bracelet
does everyone think that captain america is the worst avenger just because black widow is hot?
They say the captain goes down with the ship so if the world ends
if god had no creator
Does scootaloo have parents?
if sticks and stones may brake my bones but words will never hurt me THEN WHY ARE WORDS OUR MOST POWERFUL WEAPON?
If a tree falls in the woods and no one's around to hear it How do you know it fell?
What if the Avengers weren't just a Movie
If a Vegetarian eats vegtables do humanitarians eat people?
the enemy of my enemy is my friend
The condition of a body remains constant unless the body is acted upon by an external force That means that a forever alone will always be a forever alone?
Se ter homofobia  crime e gordafobia
se ter homofobia  crime... e ter gordafobia
If captain america was in ice is he a virgin?
If atoms are invisible
chocolate fortune cookies? an interesting concept...
if jon is bad at memes why does he continue?
if women were world leaders... would submarines and MISSILES be shaped differently
if europe uses euro does america use ammo?
If you take half a shower Twice a day Have you taken one shower that day
if god heals through doctors why is there medical malpractice insurance?
if minorities make up over half the us births taco
why is brett so gay?
if a man gets a sex change to marry another man is that legal in north carolina?
IN THE FOURTH DIMENSION ARE SHADOWS 3D?
If it's not even rhiannah's birthday how come she gets cake?! CAKECAKECAKECAKE
what if he 'liked' my status? or 'liked' the fact that im stupid...
WHAT IF WE DREAM OF THE LIFE WE LIVE AND THE LIFE WE LIVE IS JUST A DREAM
You say you can goof off in highschool because you'll join the nfl... but what if they don't end up picking you?
iklannya dibilang fiesta chicken nugget tapi kok dilayarnya ada segala siomay
If Jesus died for our sins does that mean if we don't sin jesus died for nothing?
mix and inverse memes one does not simply
What if Your horoscope said you'd stop believing in horoscopes?
I'm starting to think that lebron and wade don't want me on their team
what gives your life value other people who's life doesn't have value
If you rub soap on dirt is it clean or dirty?
what if all thai women are ladyboys
If I'm CEO of a biotech
If java is better than php then blabalba
kenny dalglish is sacked will it count as a stewart downing assist?
Why is a transportation by road called a ShipmenT when a transportation by seaways called Cargo
iS mR.thOMASON THE SON OF MR.THOMAS?
what if... the hokey pokey is what its all about?
WHAT IF ERROR 37 IS A CONSPIRACY? OR ARE EVERYONE AT BLIZZARD OUT TO LUNCH?
Prostitution is illegal Unless filmed and sold?
If you are allergic to death will your allergic reaction be life?
i wonder if the south park ski instructor is bad luck brian grown up and warning others not to follow in his footsteps
If ghosts are supernatural do animal ghosts live in supernature?
Can I ask you a question? Didn't you just do that?
If a pirate talks about policy on irc at 7:45am and everyone is idiling did he actually talk about policy?
what if sorority girls actually studied in the library instead of sending retarded webcam pictures to their sisters?
IF Diablo 3 is a disease is it contractable?
what if the revolution comes.. And I'm out of alcohol?
if the plural of goose is geese then wouldn't the plural of moose
If you are WHat you eat What would you ate human
God made me in his image.  By that logic God was pretty ugly.
if separation of church and state is so important why is marriage a government issue?
if a man in space wanted a guy o  the south pole to read his stop sign would he have to hold the sign upsidedown?
If we're all french educated why do we say ticketsss?
If the Reapers Game happens once every week How many people are dying each day for one person to come back to life
if i love you and yo love me does that make us a big happy family?
Do the dutch  really cook things by farting in bed?
Do the dutch  really cook things by farting in bed?
if you can't have your cake and eat it too what else were you going to do with it?
google 'Atheism Funny'
If someone poops at a party are they considered to be a party pooper?
What happens when calvin and hobbes hear 'puff the magic dragon' on the radio?
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU MAKE LEMONADE SO WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU ALLIGATORS DO YOU MAKE GATORADE?
if barbarians act barbaric does that mean italians act italic?
if ignorance is bliss but knowledge is power then aren't we all just educated fools?
If theists are unsatisfied with the evidence supporting scientifique concepts like evolution how can they be satisfied with evidenceless concepts like God
if new ager's hate negative people  does that make them negative?
If a Xenomorph only wants you for your body does that mean a zombie wants you for your brains?
Would it be ironic if somebody with add  Drove a ford focus?
If a man gets menopause is it a womenopause?
If life is unfair with everyone does it mean that life is fair?
if snoop dog is 40 how is he living Young wild and free?
for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing how about don't do evil!!!
what if football is fantasy and JJ was city
When I wake up late on a sunday does that make it a moonday?
Free hugs? when was the last time i paid for a hug?
What if the Teenage Mutant ninja turtles weren't named for famous RENAISSANCE painters what if they were famous renaissance painters?
A cap on the season?
hmmm..... is it me or wen triston walked in the room it got darker
If i can't think of anything to say Do i say this?
So
if i go to the masseuse convention do I get to rub shoulders
IF TWO MIXED RACE PEOPLE HAD A BABY WOULD IT STILL BE MIXED RACE?
If a vampire used harry potter's cloak of invisibility could he see himself in the mirror?
How can hip hop be dead if wu-tang is forever?
How many dark horses can a competition have before they just become horses?
IF THE SCHOOLS REQUIRE US TO LEARN SEX ED WHY DO WE NEVER LEARN HOW TO DO ANYTHING?
if marriage is a chick thing anyway why not let the queens and dykes get married?
marriage is kind of gay anyway isn't it?
If we put kreider on the second line Will we win game 7?
When Girls pee while showering Do They Sit?
If black holes suggest our world is a hologram  then tupac really is alive?
if clemme dates a chick. Does that mean that she has a bad taste or just lost her glasses?
if u eat a 'tun up pum pum' would u get an upset stomach?
Why do they call it a straightener when it just makes me look more fabulous
Why is there an apple mac store but no macle app store?
Counting cash for friday night out.... &#163;12 haircut or &#163;20 cap?
If all horcruxes needed to be desstroyed in order to kill voldemort Then why didn't voldemort make himself a horcrux?
if god created earth then man why are my bones here?
does studying for ap euro test help anything at all? or the test will just be like a modern guillotine no matter how hard we tried?
No one ever answers my questions  BUT THEY ALWAYS QUESTION MY ANSWERS
if i added myself on bbm sent a bbm to me would i b sender or receiver
How does ramadan work in the north pole?
IF you tell a mistake 'Happy birthday' Is that a good thing or an insult?
roses are red
what if theres so many hipsters that its becoming mainstream?
i have a white blackberry does that make it a whiteberry?
so if you're from africa... ..why are you white??
If we go to school to learn then why do we need to study?
if 9gag  is  made by ray chan and chris chan does that make it 2chan
If there was a party
Two people having sex its called a twosome.  Three people having sex its called a threesome  four people having sex its called a foursome WHY PEOPLE CALL ME HANDSOME?
WHAT IF JIMMY DIDN'T CRACK CORN WHAT IF JIMMY CRACKED THE CASE?
if 'schwarz' in german means black then is arnold shwarzenegger a black ______?
isn't ( ahy 3'alasa keda ) meme  heya heyaha ( aho kefi keda ) meme
if the answer to life is 42 then life is 7 times 6?
if a bird flies then why doesnt a fly bird?
if everyone hates english class why doesn't Congress ban schools from having it?
if rainbow dash is said to be faster than sonic the hedgehog then why is sonic known as 'the fastest thing alive'?
Do attractive gay men Simply fap to mirrors?
if romney is the presumptive nominee why can't his rallies fill a football stadium?
It's strange the aliens are so insistent on helping humans in the mass effect games  does that mean the aliens in real life are the same way?
If you have a fear of imperfection... is that not an imperfection itself?
if tennis is two grown men chasing after a ball what is badminton?
What if I broke the record for THE MOST NUMBER OF WORLD RECORD That would entitle me for a new recorD
What if two pedophiles met thinking the other was going to be a child
IS THE FACT THAT R/funny isn't funny funny?
if rainbows make scouts cry
what will happen if  chuck norris fought rajnikanth
Sharks can't wake and bake this explains everything
I COULD SEE THE METEORITE FROM THE YUCATAN MAYBE I SHOULD RUN AS A REPUBLICAN
if sokka gets crazy drinking cactus juice then what would zuko be like drinking cactus juice?
SO THE 18TH DYNASTY PHARAOHS WERE CRACKERS THAT EXPLAINS THE EYELINER
if the opposite of grammar nazis are illiterate jews
If the world of minecraft is neverending How can the sky revolve around it?
do beliefs come from the way we observe or the lives we choose to observe?
why is it eye of the tiger when the lion is king of the jungle
iF ASIAN DADS HAVE HIGH EXPECTATIONS THEN WHY DO THEIR PRODUCTS BREAK EASILY
how  do  poor  people   expect to get health insurance without obamacare?
how did i expire without a date on my forehead ?
If God made man in his image... then if we don't believe in him
If I read 'Fitness for Geeks' when will i have time to exercise?
when chen waking up to learn does he learn how to wake up?
Gonja's stream just 1 dump for memes
If Ihop offers a bottomless cup of coffee how do they fill it?
How is it fair that people love doves and hate pigeons?
If you got the flu while having sex would it be considered an std?
if internet dating actually would work why are there so many smelly fishes in the sea?
If some women make duck faces and ducks wear dog masks doesn't that mean that the women WHO MAKE duck faces look like dogs?
if god always tells the truth then why do people believe in him?
would lirr service improve if the managers actually rode the lirr?
What if Girls add me on facebook just to get my information
If it's always today does tomorrow never come?
if we are squished by pressure will we turn into a metamorphic rock?
Why do the pro life right wing support warfare on iraq and afghanistan
If nothing is a thread does that mean all threads are nothing?
If katara gave aang a blow job...
when the next ipad comes out will the older ipad still be called 'the new ipad'?
If programming is dead THEN how Games are created?
What if karmanaut is actually GGG and deleted bad luck brians ama as a joke
Why do all liverpool fans say they'll win the league when they're closer to relegation than the top of the league
Why is his name 'president' snow if panem doesn't have a democracy?
if ian curtis is dead does that mean joy division is 'underground' music
if alternative energy becomes mainstream is it still alternative
so new orleans is getting a new nba team. since jazz is taken
But What if it is what it isn't
why roll race because cant drive
But how does one drive from the backseat?
reading is knowledge and knowledge is power and power corrupts... this is why we refuse to read and write
I meant to use that pun raccoon meme
what if when theres a blackout its really just time that the power company takes to upgrade there systems..
Dont mess it up with too much navigation
Was there a kickstarter campaign for kickstarter?
if nas when to hell at 12 for snuffin' jesus  how did he become 'god's son'?
if i have four kids i can't afford does that have consequences?
What if adri never stars the msn conversations because he is a product of my imagination
if women get disgusted from touching men from touching beard or mustache then how there are women dentists
if half the truth is a whole lie
if americans put 'le' in comics do the french put 'the'?
When in An invisible spacecraft how can you see the buttons?
Is it rude to shout 'Yolo' near a hindu?
So if all i eat is vegetables i can spend all my points on margaritas on cinco de mayo!
not paying a prostitute shoplifting?
if you succeed at failing.. do you fail
what is g-unit created gmail
if the olympics need missiles for protection why doesn't london already have them?
Was my past a different pErson If I can't change whAt they've done?
if the sky is the limit
what's better if someone's testing a vibrator very good or satisfactory?
siger at han hader socialliberale er selv socialliberal
is chris Bosh my cousin
If humans do 'the robot'... do robots do 'the human'?
if scientology is a religion why do you have to pay to be one?
if puff the magic dragon lived by the sea does that mean he ate a lot of sea men?
if dinosaurs come from the same root as humans where's my cousin?
if one captains the Falcon heavy rocket does one become captain falcon?
IF I SPEND THIS MUCH TIME ON TASKSTREAM DOES THIS MEAN THAT I WILL USE IT AFTER CORTLAND?
if evil is perception can i mug you?
What if Politicians don't actually know how to read?
If You earn &#163;200
If you earn &#163;200
Does a 10 in the face... ...beat a 5 in the waist?
What if everything that you thought was wasn't
what if were deaf and everything we hear is in our head
if a barca game goes into extra time does the referee get paid overtime?
If the E-toll gets denied Will we get refunded for the e-tags?
Women are just as important as men also without women there would be no cookies
if pandas are black
If Meth is made from sudafed Does that mean if i take meth i'll never get sick?
if there are more suicides
If a picture is worth a thousand words is a 3d image worth three thousand?
If we learned that the color pink was called blue no one would ever know we thought differently
IF BEING HIPSTER IS MAINSTREAM
If science and religion are compatable because some scientists are religous  is catholicism and pedophilia compatable since some priests are pedophiles
if i troll about mainstream is it toomainstream
is pointing out someone's logical fallacies a form of argument from authority?
IF EUROPEANS SOUND AMERICAN WHEN THEY SING
Tell me again Why am i swimming the mile?
It's elementary
What if being a hipster becomes mainstream?
If I moisturize my skin Will it always be wet?
If farting signals that you have to go What does a burp signal?
if women like intelligence in men how come more nerds don't have girlfriends?
mAKOTO'S ASTRAL HEAT IS CALLED pLANET cRUSHER tHEN WHY DOES SHE DESTROY THE MOON?
is chris bosh my long lost cousin?
if you put an odd # of socks in the dryer would an even # come out?
se eu tentar falhar e conseguir
What if master bedroom  is a cover-up name for  masterbate room
ESPECIALLY IF ONE IS A REPTILE
Did Chris Bosh only leave because he was tired of being a mascot?
humans; they always talk about black and white! but what about green? does it matter if you're green?
Does one just get Karma By talking about getting karma
you say you want nick to text you.... yet you are replying to his 'text' on facebook
what if horses really are unicorns with hilly horns?
If they have free refills at Taco Bell Why do they see different sized cups?
take away my claw and im a hand puppet
Why the candle suffer so much When she can disapears
what if the reason why we are left behind is because we are not a manada ? tell me something i don't know
If I tag my tweet with #nohomo do i cease to exist?
If they like maintaining their grass so much Why dont they Have a course on environmental sciences?
if you can run a country
Why is the god meme not a god tier?
If money is made of paper? Then Is a tree worth alot of 100's?
what if pinnochio said 'my nose is going to grow'
if a chicken had sex with a tree would it produce an eggplant?
If you take instagram of more than a gram is it still instagram?
Why minigun ISN't that mini?
how if all on our own actually wrong  who is the truth?
What if i mix vodka punch with jack3d?
IF Jesus was resurrected in april Does that make tupac jesus?!
If engineers are to be trusted Why am I so sketchy?
the day before your 25th birthday is your 24 and 364/365thsth birthday
IF ITS CALLED /R/ADVICEANIMALS WHY ARE THERE MEMES OF HUMANS?
HMMM COULD ANYA SPONGE A TITANIC?
if dinosours are extinct what am i doing here
IF i am alive in a parallel universe i&#180;m dead?
I wonder if you scroll back far enough on  Facebook's Timeline... Will you end up back on MySpace?
If god is everywhere why do we point up when we refer to him?
If one buys a pair of toms does that make one a hipster?
If mitt romney were President WOuld his 2nd and 3rd wives also be first ladies?
if men like women's boobs does that mean gay men like man-boobs?
where did the inventors of college get their degrees?
Lost solitaire could it have been avoided?
How much kief could a kief cheefer cheef if a kief cheefer could cheef kief?
if there is a shemale shall we call her/him a he/she?
If there are no more memes what will happen to reddit?
El&#228;m&#228; parasta huumetta Onko meid&#228;n laitonta el&#228;&#228;?
If love makes the world go 'round THEN WHY DO WE NEED ANGULAR MOMENTUM?
If I'm Carb BackLoading Does that mean I'm Protein Frontloading?
If you loved gatsby Why did money matter?
ever notice how all sci-fi books that don't anticipate the internet read like history books
If you put some Redbull in a Decaf Coffee Why not brew a real coffee and add some sugar?
If the bell is always right? What happens when it's late to ring?
IF KIM KARDASHIAN BECOMES MAYOR OF GLENDALE WILL CHANNEL 6 STILL BE BORING?
IF cows ate marijuana would we get high by drinking their milk
If gatsby is so 'great' why doesn't he have any friends who don't spread rumors about him and actually attend his funeral?
If I daydream while working nightshift
If all penguins are successful
If Rick and Newt claim to be fiscally conservative why are their campaigns in debt?
What If That Tupac Hologram  Wasn't A Hologram?
why do parents complain about their kids BEHAVIOUR? but behave the same way.
so let me get this straight
if the wind goes over the speed limit DOES it GET A SPEEDING TICKET?
if peoplE WHO LISTEN TO JB WANNA KILL THEMSELVES WITH A PIECE OF METAL IS HIS MUSIC DEATH METAL?
If everyone is ready for the zombie apocalypse Who will become a zombie?
if the cake is a lie then what does that make pie?
If leonardo Dicaprio's character in titanic is the same as in Inception Does that mean the titanic was all in a dream and never happened?
IF GOD HAD A FACEBOOK WOULD HIS RELIGION STSUS SAY CHRISTIAN?
tHAT'S WHY THEY NEVER MADE jOHN wAYNE tOILET PAPER BECAUSE IT DIDN'T TAKE SHIT FROM NO ONE.
If you're not supposed to put your elbows on the table Why don't they just put armrests on your chair?
What happens when you wear macbeth shoes in a theater???
if you believe there's nothing after you die does that mean your death will destroy the universe?
why does timmy wish everyday was christmas? when his fairy god parents can wish him anything he wants
When i'm sick
COMMON sENSE ISN'T SO COMMON
If you try to fail
if men and women are equal how did men oppress women?
If all the women are in the kitchen who brings out the food?
if detroit is the motor city... why do all the people not know how to drive
How was the first fan page made on facebook if you create a new page on a fan page
If j-rock is in english is it still j-rock?
If fat chicks are so desperate to get laid why the hell do they always say no?
What happens if there's a fire In a fire extinquisher factory?
What if we took the golf carts away from security?
Brad pitt has moneyballs?
handicap GUY NEEDS TO CRAP But you're in the only handicap stall....
If there is the internet... where is the outernet?
If i'm extinct
What if the 'Prank' 911 calls we ignore are real crimes
if I HAD A PENNY for EVERY TIME i hear someone say 'if i had a penny for everytime'
ASTEROIDS
satan punish bad people doesn't that make him to a god person?
new york gets tornado:  god's punishment kansas gets tornado:  god saved us
if we descended from adam and eve who did adam and eve's children mate with?
Since my boomerang keeps coming back to me Does that mean he's the love of my life?
IF nothing existed before the big bang how come nothing existed?
if i write in the death note that some will die from a zombie apocalypse then will a zombie apocalypse appear just to kill the person
SINCE ARABS ARE SEMITES WHAT DO YOU CALL A JEW WHO HATES ARABS?
If women are from venus & men are from mars Does thaT mean that we are all aliens like e.t.?
If op is a faggot Does that make 4chan a PRIMARILY liberal forum?
If you divide dinosaur by time Do you get your average velocityraptor?
if there was no google what would we say  ?? bing it !!!
What if 9gag was made from teachers that want us to fail?
ARE filipinoS GOOKS OR SPICS?
If a guy molests a boy does that make him gay?
If your uncle Jack helped you off an Elephant Would you help you uncle jack off an elephant?
Does Minnie Driver Drive a MIni?
was the raptor in jurassic park really a clever girl?
If lync/moc are strictly text based are we truly speaking in only pictures?
if jesus died for our sins and came back to life does that prove the motto 'yolo' is false?
If everything is possible is it possible for something to be impossible?
If you liked hipsters before they were cool are you a hipster?
IF YOU BURN IN HELL DO YOU FREEZE OVER IN HEAVEN?
jurassic park lol
What if being a Hipster became popular?
if you say your doing nothing.... doesn't that make you doing something?
you say vacuum is nothing then why are we talking about it like it is something?
if pride festival has rainbow flag are all colours gay?
if girls were not meant to serve in the kitchen why do their bodies supply their own milk and eggs?
If a group of necrophiliacs run into a group of zombies..... Whos chases who?
if you're flying west are you traveling back in time?
if financial obligations must be met the day of finals in order to take them then why three days prior for senior exemption?
si votar&#205;amos por randy podemos mejorar skyline?
if you clone yourself and then killed your clone would that make it suicide or murder?
Why do you park in the driveway
If I am interesting and drink the occasional dos equis Does that make me a derivative hack?
IF girls are made from sugar and spice are the spice girls lacking sugar?
if lebron was a cellphone would he be set on vibrate
what if i steal all red cups at empo ? how would everyone ask questions ?
if pro is the opposite of con is the opposite of progress congress?
If raising children isn't work Why do you pay for child care?
If the force is living things do jedi's really die?
LOL JK OR AM I?
why are the . . . capulets and montaguels fighting
If you wished a djinn wouldn't grant your wish what would he do?
Kids with average IQ are calling eachother for retards in online games So would it be positive to call a person with downs a retard?
if a scottish terrier bred with an english bulldog would the puppies be called 'british TERRIBLES'?
the 100% of my statistics are false wtf?
If there are three bands called one direction? do they become three directions?
why can't i masturbate? Because my arms are too short.
chros took the link to this picture but did he say 'I'll take it?'
can't figure out if america's home videos is a show by itself or the prequal to 1
If you're the butt of all your friends' jokes and you run a marathon are you a running gag?
if goatse plays soccer would his team be arsenal?
jeśli mam email batman94 to umiem latac?
in love with Ipod touch... Ipod: isn't it just an 'i' - an iphone without phone?
is 'The Hunger games' release in africa Just called 'the games'?
if you dont talk about fight club how did it get members?
to limit everything musnt you limit your number of limitations?
If a vegetarian becomes a zombie What will they eat?
why do bar&#231;a players dive when the whole world sees them?
Erik says he is a gamer
why is shipment done with cars and cargo done with boats?
If freddie mercury is gay why sing about fat bottomed girls?
I am the wisest man alive
if it takes someone gay to know someone gay then the whole world must be gay
When you ring a wrong number why are they always in?
if life begins at conception can you take the child tax credit when you're pregnant?
If u name a steam engine bohzmahn would it fly away?
Federal reserve fights inflation 97% of society baffled
If i'm an ass then what about you?
IF THIS THREAD IS GOOD
DO DOGS THINK IN 'WOOFS'?
if people point at their wrists when asking for time where do they point when asking for toilet?
Why do you throw up Down the toilet?
what's more important? easter or christmas?
Jesus can walk on water
'second season syndrome' or a poor excuse
if im the highest rated meme here shouldnt i be the websites mascot?
If i press l on my newsfeed do i like all the posts?
if jfk was alive today would aids not have existed?
When kristen stewart gets her period is she still emotionless?
If bugs fly towards light because they think it's the sun When they're outside why don't they fly towards the real sun?
would we still be here IF dad jerked it before doing mom
If mark g and mark d fuses
If I order a new mailbox for my home where would they deliver it to?
If aliens are looking for intelligent life Why is america the only place they visit?
If a person walks backwards does it still leave things behind?
IF ITS CALLED almond joy why is there more coconut than almonds?
WHAT IS WHITE + BROWN MEXICAN?
fer
If Jesus came Back to life on the third Day Does that make him a Zombie?
If its called almond joy why are there no almonds
why do ur feet smell  and ur nose runs??
If You aren't supposed to judge a book by its cover Then how do you choose books for other people?
If people point @ their wrist when asking 4 time where would they point when asking 4 toilet
If corn oil is made of corn & fish oil from fish what is baby oil made of?
if both my parents are american
If asia makes everything in walmart
if having a 'hater' is a sign of success... is everything unsuccessful to a non-hater?
philosoraptor... y u no right meme?!
these seven words do not mean anything does it mean anything?
WOULD PHILOSOCERATOPS
if jesus rose from the grave does that make him a zombie?
IF I GAVE YOU THE SKITTLES WOULD YOU LET ME WALK?
If matter and antimatter annihilate each other when collided does that work the same with heroes and antiheroes?
If i asked you to call me
if you drank soo much on spring weekend how do you remember enough to talk about it 5 times a day
if two hermaphrodytes get married is it a gay and straight marriage?
IF THE OPPOSITE OF SAME DAY IS OPPOSITE DAY
what happens if i say 'yolo' to someone who believes in reincarnation?
IF THE TALLEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD GET A LILLIPUTIAN WOULD IT BE A NORMAL SIZED kid?
if kids drinking alcohol are frowned upon then are adults treated the same for drinking lemonade
If a phone can't call or text is it really a phone?
If I passed my exams can i also future them?
If you are upside down  Would you pull your pants up or down?
if your problem has a solution
practice makes perfect
if 'you are what you eat'
If dereks out of school why is he still home?
Can god create A bigger rock that he can lift?
If Trojan Man has sex does he need to wear a condom?
If Redifer or Waring burned down someday Would it be a tragedy of the commons?
if nothing lasts forever
Doctor Who?
how can a guy get laid if the lady or uke is on the bottom?
if jesus is the son of man? then who the hell is man?
When the queen turns 100 who will send her a letter?
WILL FAITH IN HUMANITY ALWAYS NEED TO BE RESTORED ?
why do people say i could care less when they dont care? doesnt that means have some care??
IF I STEAL A LINUX DVD AM I A ROBBER ?
can a force ghost take off their robe?
if the state of arizona bans trolling wouldn't that be trolling the trolls?
Now do transformers have car insurance or life insurance?
If everybody hates vote page then who votes for the new posts ?
if derrick bateman and maxine were 'bata-max' and Bateman and Kaitlyn are 'kait-man' what would the name be if he formed a tag team with chris masters?
to re-exist? or not to re-exist?
not sure if zach is absent or has been abducted by kony ?
What if big brother is just a pervert?
What if I go in the past and Kill my past self
IF THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH TRELLO WHERE DO WE POST AN ISSUE?
Why are crows always disagreeing  With each other?
if god is the highest power does that mean that he is atheist?
help!!!!!!!! their forcing me to be an internet meme!
if you tried male enhancement and it didnt work would you tell anybody?
If you eat yourself do you become twice as fat or just disappear?
If humans are 78% water Will i be 78% jesus if i walk on a human?
if i ate my whole body would i be twice fatter or just vanish?
If anti hackers hack hackers Are they the hackers themselves?
If the bible is holy and we can't live without it why does it burn?
Does water expand when it freezes Just so glass doesn't spill when it melts?
If Paul tells the truth on April 1st Is it his version of april Fools?
How can the world end in 2012 if busted went to the year 3000
why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
If a lack of water causes death Does a lack of poison cause life?
If one is taking an ap class how can he or she learn at the same time?
IF 2ND HAND SMOKING kills AM I TEAm killing?
If you're born on April Fool's day does that make your life a joke?
this meme has been shutdown by the vaktovian empire
If your mama pulls catapults to helms DEEp why i can only see balisten
IF GOD CAN DO ANY THING.. CAN HE CREATE AN UN-LIFTABLE OBJECT AND SINCE HE CAN DO ANYTHING..... CAN HE LIFT IT?
If barbies so pretty and popular why do we have to buy her friends?
matt
If someone has tourette syndrome do they swear uncontrollably in their reddit posts?
dfsdf sdfsd
during Christmas on the Jersey shore do bakeries make gingerbread snookies?
If history is bias  then how much of fiction is true?
Garth Crooks? garth brooks?
if a piano player is called a pianist
if anything is possible is it possible for anything to be impossible?
Nick Nack Patty wack? wtf?
if an apple a day keeps the doctor away does a donut a day keep the apples away?
If a blind man is walking into danger... Do you yell Watch out?
If you eat a mango does it become a mangone?
If Tom nook were real he'd be a jew
If haters gonna hate
Feminism has really allowed women to achieve so much... i hope that sandwitch is ready soon
ENTERTAINMENT FOR TODAY? FLAYING
did we get trolled by mark zuckerberg??
wHERE DOES THE wHITE GO WHEN THE SNOW MELTS?
If sone specialises in good sex does that mean you could call them a sexist?
If Someone specializes in good sex coud you call them a sexist?
If American 6th fleet is too good... ...why it isn't called american's 1st fleet?
is every thing i say a PARADOX
If justin bieber smokes... he dies faster!!!!
IF goku dissapear for 4 years why chi chi have to goten?
If everyone is now a hipster isn't being a hipster now mainstream
Speak out against perknose's drunk driving gets people permabanned still think perknose doesn't keep a shit list?
If no one eats at the chum bucket
If no one goes on r/new because everything sucks How does anything make the front page?
if noone is perfect is everyone disabled?
If bros come before hoes what happens if your bro is your ho?
If you take a test using a marijuana pencil will you get high scores?
Josh wonders is it acceptable to eat popcorn while watching the hunger games?
If i buried a hipster at the bottom of the Mississippi river would he be mainstream or underground?
CAN YOU TELL A LASER POINTER IT HAS A POINT?
If all touchscreen phones are smart phones Does that mean that analog phones are dumb?
If democrats are right why are they the left?
How can schrodinger's cat still be alive? it has been locked in that box with no food or water for 70 years
If everything King Midas touches becomes gold Does that mean he only takes goledn showers?
If ice floats
GREAT IDEA! tHAT BEING sAID...
if grammar nazis correct the wrong harshly does that mean nazis were correcting something wrong
If Hillshire farm calls it 'virginia ham' why is it from kentucky?
the overwrite button... is that like what happened to us?
is the back of your back your chest?
IF SHE DIDN'T TEXT ME A HAPPY FACE DOES THAT MEAN SHE'S MAD AT ME?!
guess who i am chris bosh
If mrs. nelson wants to reuse worksheets can we reuse answers?
is getting back with you hot ex better then going out with a really pretty nerd
if the republican candidates love the military and the troops
If the kids in kony's army have guns don't that make them TERRORIST?
AEIOU Am i QUALIFIED to go to space?
If the trash is full doe that mean I take it out?
If abortion is murder y u has no birth certificate?
internet explorer MORE MISINTERPRETATION THAN WOMEN DO - SINCE 1995
IF YOU DRY HUMP IN A HOT TUB IS ITSTILL CONSIDERED DRY HUMPING?
is the word misnomer a  misspelling of 'misnamer' or is that the joke?
a goose in mongolia would be a mongoose?
different template
Anime NIghts venue is unknown? Why not bring it to the DAYLIGHT?
if flying is so safe why do the call airports 'the terminal'?
Jeśli włożysz KOmuś palec w dupę to kto będzie miał palca w dupie?
WICH COLOR HAS A MIRROR?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Are actions good because God commands them? Or does God command them because they are good?
if people are protesting with internet at some point we are all protesting against ourselves?
if a deaf person has to go to court is it still called a hearing?
Christopher reeves was crippled by a horse and later died from it Why isn't Sarah Jessica Parker in jail?
If advice dog started it all
if a kingdom is ruled by a kingdom and an empire is ruled by an emperor... wHo rules a country?
if i had
If guns dont kill people
If a forum game does not update in 2 days does that make it dead?
After Republicans pledged to Abolish the Departments of Energy & Education How likely are they to follow through on their pledge to repeal Obamacare?
What do the vocaloid character projections during the concerts look like from the side?
If you're afraid of homophobes does that make you just as bad as one?
What if dogs Did it like humans?
can one simply... ....play seek-n-seek?
If love was a battlefield... ...would pvt pyle have made it through basic training?
JULIET
Why does paula always like when i go to the flying saucer but never goes to the flying saucer?
If snooki was a pokemon now that she is pregnant
if only one kid ever talked to bruce willis he must have felt like a total loser until he found out he was dead
IF they have staff why the hell am i doing their job!!!!
If it just takes a min… and everyone contributed… then why didn't either of you clean it?
No Velociraptors why?
IF ROSES ARE RED AND VIOLTES ARE BLUE tHEN WHAT IS YELLOW
if chris bosh is a supposed velociraptor Does that make us family?
if love was a battlefield... ...would pvt pyle have made it through basic training?
If ever rule has an exception Whats the exception to that rule
Can Vegans Swallow their own spit?
Right's war on women... or left's war on responsibility???
if people with frosted tips have dandruff is it called
Who's the bigges troll? L _ _ _ _
if i have to pay for not having ligth on my bike will i get payed if i have extra?
if i push the like button it means i like something if i don't push the like button does that mean i don't like something?
Why do we cook bacon and bake cookies?
If ninja turtles are from alien race wouldn't they be teenage alien ninja turtles?
so my twin.... is on the miami heat?
Where did Dr Pepper Go to medical school?
What if Kenneth was supposed to see everyones profiles but they turned it around by accident?
every one
WHAT IF LEFT-JUSTIFIED TEXT is a liberal conspiracy ?
How many times would time time time if time could time time times two?
If a hipsters falls in the forest and no one see him fall is he still a hipster?
Richard Dawkins Doesn't Believe in a Deity Why does he act like he's god
they removed decapitations from ninja gaiden 3 because we've seen them before... ...but the game is a sequel!!!
What's the point of teachers teaching when they teach you the samething found in your text book?
If two mimes play the silent game who wins?
There have been over 80
what happens if a monk that took a vow of silence talks in his sleep?
IF YOUR NOT ACTIVE DOES THAT MEAN YOUR ACTIVE AT NOT BEING ACTIVE?
SHOULD VEGETARIANS  EAT ANIMAL CRACKERS?
Will i still like kissing girls if they don't wear cherry chapstick?
If we didn't have nations How would we know who to kill in wars?
If homeless people are starving
If you're an Oprah
if i make the same meme as everyone else Will people still like it?
Why must we wash towels? Aren't we clean when we use them?
if we use less does that mean we save more?
If Baker's son named peeta WHy Coal minner's Daughter named after plant?
where does the wind go when its not blowing?
gets acadamy status spends money on windows
If Jensen has so many augmentations is he doing only cybersex instead of sex ?
What if eveline is a derpina
if i yell beeeeerrr like a dumbass will i get some?
DO YOU EAT OR DRINK SOUP?
DO WEIGHT LOSS PROGRAMS STILL WORK IF THE PERSON STILL LOOKS UGLY AFTERWARDS??
if forever alone guy got a girlfriend would the meme still exist?
If global warming is happening why are blizzards appearing IN... Ha... Jokes... I got you
if i enjoy spicy food going in my mouth... ..why is it so unpleasant when it comes out?
if past is past... then why do we study history?
If march is women's history month THEN THE OTHER 11 MONTHS ARE SET ASIDE FOR US MEN Women could learn something from us if they left the kitchen
To hashtag or not to hashtag?
If male maturbation is referred to as jacking off does a woman jill off?
if the random shot fired at the battle of lexington was 'the shot heard round the world'  why didn't i hear it
why do they call it minute rice when it takes five minutes?
If dr. jones had a dog named indiana would that mean he is indiana jones?
If ugliness is a Disease  who did i catch it off?
if you CHANGE YOUR PASSWORD
Why are MJ seeds illegal most likely contain communism
why do girls cheat and then cry and ask for him back?
Its not racial diversity but diverse racism
If I reason my hate of twilight why do they still claim I'm a hipster?
are ZEBRAS BLACK WITH WHITE STRIPES OR WHITE WITH BLACK STRIPES
we say screw the cops yet when we get mad we threaten to call them
when you think about it
IF AMERICANS AREN'T ADULTS UNTIL 21 WHAT ARE 18YR OLD MARINES?
If A publican runs and owns a bar is a republican someone who opens it after it gets shutdown?
if the quran is supposedly the most complete book of all why are most islamic practicises not found in said book (the shahada
Fast travel Slower than walking
WHEN JASON RUSSELL WAS ARRESTED WAS HE THINKING OF THE CHILDREN?
TOP TEXT BOTTOM TEXT
Philosoraptor Wants to contemplate what it would be like to be high But is to high to contemplate anything...
If facebook wrecked memes what will happen if facebook is exposed to gifs?
if i google something & it doesn't show up on the first page is it real?
If there is an adhd scholarship do the applicants get distracted half way through?
if i'm just a velociraptor why am i so popular?
If Kobe doesn't pass How does he average 5 assists
if cuba's system is so superior to the u.s. then why do they need so badly to trade with the US?
If Ham can be cured why is there an option to eat diseased ham?
if thermometers mesure thermal energy do pedometers mesure pedophile energy?
When you die of claymore should you not be awarded the destroy explosive bonus too?
If donkey kong tokes the ganja does that make him donkey bong?
since the internet misses the 90's so much does that make it a hypocrite
If Obama gets a divorce Is michelle the First Baby Momma?
If only there was some way to find things easily on the internet
if we have so much homework then why are we all making memes?
If walmart keeps rolling back prices Shouldn't everything be free?
If one eats too much Taco Bell does Gas company reimburse?
if you watch natthumor and laugh in the middle of a day does it mean you have changed the circadian rhythm
not sure if i have depressions caused by bpd or i am so worthless i make up those ilnesses to feel special
cogito
was the next generation of ipad is 'The newer ipad'?
do i understand wollheim or does he just really understand me?
Is it Still an escalator when it has stopped
if the world ends in 2012 would kony 2012 be satisfied?
to eat
If you like someones status but they delete you does it still say that you like their status?
If skinny people go skinny dipping what do fat people do?
if kony gives kids guns to shoot why dont the kids shoot kony?
if kony gives kids guns to shoot why dont the kids shoot kony?
WHAT IF Pinocchio sad ''my nose will grow up?''
if i burn down hot topic will scene kids die?
can you kill time with a timebomb?
Is There Aloo Gobi In The Gobi desert?
Why help invisible children if we cannot see them?
does Smallness of means gratify purpose?
If op stands for 'original poster' Then why do we call reposters 'op'?
If Canadians are the NiceSt people in the world Does that mean they're friend zoned the most?
If the last man in the world cant get it then why can nick cannon?
what if the kidnappee who has his mouth duct taped in movies had a stuffy nose?
They say Practice makes perfect. They also say NOBODY'S PERFECT
is it still a flash mob if everyone is in on it?
WHY ARE NUMBER SOMETIMES MORE RATIONAL? BECAUSE OF PERIOD
if gingers have no soul can they still play the blues?
If God is all merciful why is suicide an unforgivable sin?
why can u pick ur friends and pick ur nose but u cant pick ur friends nose
if you can go past somthing  can you also go future something
if qut is uni for the real world why is my math lecture virtual?
IF MY GIRL FRIEND's NAME Is ANNIE... DOsE THAT sUGGEsT sHE HAs A BEAR NAMED TIBBERs?
Why is it called lipstick if your lips aren't stuck?
If mizzou splits games with ku and wins big 12 tourney
Is AJ Hart A guy or a girl?
who ever invented the remote control
Girls complaining about being forever alone? No logic
if fish smoke
How can tottenhams best player Gareth Bale Be an Arsenal fan?
Can an almighty god create a stone he can't lift
Why do cars park in a driveway and drive in a parkway?
when you fail at failing what else do you fail at?
Is it still morning wood If you wake up at 3pm
What if no one actually threw the bottle in the first place.  What if the bottle threw itself down at the crowd
WHEN STING RETIRES FROM MUSIC WILL HE CHANGE HIS NAME TO 'STUNG'?
What is THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN QUIZZES AND tESTS? pEOPLE DON'T STUDY FOR BOTH
i am an extinct dinosaur How Are you able to understand me ?
if zebras are black with white stripes
if princess celestia is the EQUIVALENT of god  why isn't she invisible?
Frog in throat? Quickly drink this frog poison
IF people on reddit are redditors then are /b/ reddit users bredditors?
If weed and grass are the same thing why is there weed killer?
Doesn't the phrase 'Haters gonna hate' Just hate on the haters?
If Ron Paul has 192 delegates  That might mean he will win the election
If a second is singular why is second place after first?
If buck is the equivalent of the F-word What does applejack mean when she says applebucking?
bhai jan
So you care about invisible children What about the aborted ones
If everyone's talking about kony wouldn't that make him famous already?
If the plural of goose is geese? Then Why isnt the plural of moose
If GChat is blocked at work how did you have this conversation?
SOme say universe goes on forever others say its forever expanding if its forever expanding
if people can get passed can they get futured?
if our goal is to stop at nothing to arrest kony then wouldn't we have to kill the very child soldiers we're trying to protect?
WHAT IF HORTON HEARS A WHO WAS REAL AND WE WERE THE SPEC?
if our goal is to stop at nothing to arrest kony then wouldn't we have to kill the very child soldiers we're trying to protect?
So you have to care about something before it goes viral or not care at all
what if earth is our spaceship and Were just the passengers
If God is love Then Are westboro church going to hell?
Since it is international womens day doesnt that mean its your turn to do the dishes?
If it's called the new ipad then what will it be called in the next 10 years
How can kony enslave children if their invisible?
hank said: I wonder... will it blend?
Kony claim war machine in my taxes? no
Support Kony I could deduct War machine on my taxes... nah
If we stop kony wont we have to stop kony's foot soldiers to get to him?
You havn't liked the kony page? you must hate africa.
if money doesn't grow on trees what the apple sellers do?
what if helium makes us talk normally?
if sherlock jumped of the building how come he's alive at the end?
if U suddenly make jobs for all the unemployed what about the people who work in Labour Office?
Is a narwhal just an evolutionized Unicorn
If you like me why do you treat me like you don't?
What if the hokey cokey really is what it's all about?!
Is there a Family Package Condoms?
why is it called 'cremation' when you turn into ash?
if chris martin from coldplay got in a car accident would he become para para paralyzed?
if the hip bone is connected to the back bone and the back bone is connected to the neck bone... where is the rest of me???
'what's a goon to a goblin?' they both sound like food.
'what's a goon to a goblin?' what about a raptor?
what if... ...others can prevent forrest fires?
if all the famous ones die first... ...does that make me famous???
If dogs eat everything humans eat. Then why won't my dog eat my green beans?
If weed makes you laugh
when particle man is under water does he get wet
If people become vegan after seeing the treatment of animals what do they become after seeing the treatment of vegetables?
If the Outside Exists... what was the inventor of treadmills going for?
If only the good die young Are all old people evil
if pandas are cute and almost extinct... are raptors cute? i'm already extinct.
wait... whos hand is by my chin
If adele is masturbating isn't she rolling in the deep?
how much wood could chuck norris chuck?
If a woodchuck can chuck wood
if all jimmy does is win does that mean hes dj khaled?
If people who are sick are called patients then are people who are well called impatients?
how come pressing ctrl+alt+del never works when you really need it to?
IF a tree falls in the forest and everyone is around to hear it do they hear the same sound?
why is the word abbreviation so long?
if a cop arrests a mime does he tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Should vegitarians eat animal crackers?
if dinosaurs are extinct  why am i still alive?
If reddit is the frontpage of THE internet
if the world was one big pixel what color would it be?
IF QUAGMIRE'S FACE IS SHAPED LIKE FOREVER ALONE WHY DOES HE GET ALL THE WOMEN?
what if the americans faked that they got to the moon just to look better than the rusians during war?
would a fly without wings be called a walk?
what if taaker isn't that bad but much worse?
U of Leicester elections soon I think I should vote
World class scientist Still can' operate powerpoint
if eve was made out of a rip of adam why does she have a belly button?
If tomatos are considered fruit does that mean ketchup is a jelly?
If a zombie doesn't get any brains to eat Does it die again?
iF YOU WORK AT BURGER KING AND YOUR A GIRL DOES THAT MAKE YOU BURGER QUEEN
if i was going to die by asteroid would it be cholestrol or testosterone?
Why is Nasa spending millions of dollars trying to colonize mars When it just takes to light up a blunt to reach pluto?
if she stopped using memes to explain would that be less time wasting?
When shall we die?!
if the minutes went by like years then the hours would go by like six decades
if the minutes went by like years then the hours would go by like six decades
if you can't see ninja how do you know they actually  exists
If Ben-Uri and Ben-Yeguda were jews
Go out and party says i ? NO
where do dinosaurs belong in the creationist timescale ?
if People say they are going to 'take a shower' Then where are they taking it to?
If girls are looking for nice guys why don't they look in their friend zone?
IF FAP IS THE SOUND THAT GUYS MAKE WHAT IS THE SOUND THAT GALS MAKE?
What if the price of gas is increased by the cost of gas?
If students are the customers of college
Went to Parliament to explain our Position Am I a lobbyist now?
if there's nothing right on the left side of your brain is there also nothing     left on the right one?
ASU:   So easy a caveman can get it In
If batman DOESN'T have any powers  Then he is just a crazy guy in a cape
if yellow and yellow is still yellow why is it red in a football game?
UPON REFLECTION I WASN'T REFLECTIVE ENOUGH
knorr soupy noodle ise khana hai ya pina hai
algebra
amc existed... before the walking dead?
amc existed... before the walking dead?
Cats always land on feet. Two taped back to back spin forever in mid-air?
if there is a thread on reddit does that make it a threddit?
If hipsters like things before they're 'cool' is hipster heaven actually hell?
If Mayans never had a chance to encounter god is hell full of mesoamericans?
Seriously
Where do files that are deleted from ext4 go and why do they take so freakin long to get there?
does a late blomming hipster cancel himself out?
If recruiting is like dating then i know nothing about recruiting
I wonder if a raptor would rly come  this close to his throat with his short arms
am i using the wrong meme or just out of ideas?
If there will be an alien invasion will dubstep lovers notice it?
If there is a thread on reddit is it then called a threddit?
If jesus said render unto ceasar what is ceasar's why do christian churches pay taxes?
I can't always get what I want Do I always get what I need?
What if R/Politics is a metaphor for the u.s. government?
If a tomato is actually a fruit Why is pizza a vegetable?
if you have to debate a meme is it really a meme?
if you send a imessage Where does it go?
What if all the people who don't give a f@#k Are really virgins?
if you are pessimistic only because you get better than you're expectations which makes you happy won't that make you optimistic?
Why is my nose wheezing? when there's nothing in my nose?
if weekends were made for fun does that make debbie deb a creationist?
Cats always land on there feet. two are tied back to back and dropped
If jeremy Lin is on the highlight reel is blake Griffin not playing basketball?
if the knicks have trouble scoring next game is it racist to blame a 'chink in their offense'
If a person is high is any five a high five?
If gilligan knew the    island was named after him would have wanted to leave?
If a mexican is rooting for the world to end in 2012 is it patriotic?
jordan stepski is a noob right?
superman's weakness is kryptonite What happens if a criminal's hq is a kryptonite factory?
if our love knows no bounds how are we so bound together by love
If there is old humours posted why they call it new internet humours?
If I press next With shuffle on does it still play the next song in line?
If having a black cat cross your path bring you bad luck would having a white cat cross your path make you lucky?
if one faps in the forest
What if the best content isn't the content with the most green thumbs but the content with the least red thumbs...
it's a chicken? or an egg came first?
If U.S.A's language is english why do they prefer to hire english teachers and tutors from other nations?
DoeS 'i'm Going to hell For this post' reffer to the hot page?
i danced a wizard into a corner which was apparently a faux pas
If Bieber started to make good music would 9gag go bankrupt?
Do people with short term memory loss remember minor details about a recent event
HMMM.... i WONDER WHAT'S INSIDE THE BIRD SANCTUARY...
If it's called a driveway why do yu park in it?
Is it an oxymoron if i hate my philosophy class but i always think about banging my philosophy professor?
If the real MHA's never come back to the house can we play government forever?
If i give dray 300 hours then will he finish mk9 in 12 and a half days?
How long can i park here Before I get a ticket?
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Why call it a pineapple when it contains neither pine
When you're playing donkey kong 64 How come there's no breath meter when you're under water?
if cats had thumbs then nothing would be safe
What if life was in third person?
does ryan gosling have a stunt driver in the movie Drive
if he teaches geography surely he should know... about... geography
IF a day is a day and 12 hours is half a day and the other 12 hours is another half day then what is a night?
Why do they call it Memory Mall when i forget most of what i have done on it?
what if when you tell a kid you like him? he actually understands that you like him!
What if the watchmaker is evolution       anthropomorphized?
What if the Rich Bald Guy to Adopt Annie was lex luthor?
How old would you be if you didn't know  how old you are?
If someone identifies as the brave little toaster does that make them fiction-kin or machine-kin?
If newt gingrich Wants a 'Moonbase' Does that mean he is planing the Death Star??
SE EU BAIXAR UM FILME NA JAMAICA SEREI UM PIRATA NO CARIBE?
if miley cyrus gets married... does she get to have an affair if she is dressed as hannah?
Teacher should I kill her or Not
wHAT IF GOOD GUY GREG IS THE ONE WHO`S BEEN REPOSTING so HE CAN SHOW THE NEW 9GAGERS OLD POSTS
in mw3
Is it a W OR two v's?
if ekans is snake backwords what is muk then?
If 9gag has infinite Gags now should it called infiniteGag?
If i torrent an tv episode but still pay cable to watch it on tv does that make me a pirate?
wonders whether foreigners are too hardworking or the natives are too lazy in studying
Se scarico un film in jamaica sono un pirata dei caraibi?
WHAT IF... WE ARE ALL TELEPATHIC BUT DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
If carmelo keeps sitting Why do the knicks keep winning?
what if Nutella is actually a weapon of mass destruction designed by the Chinese to spread obesity and diabetes in the west?
University Memes? Bandwagon joined.
if its raining in a sandstorm is it mudding?
Death may be the greatest of all human blessings. Stealing From EuROPE the second
how soon is now?
If Hiram is the worst College in ohio Then What is OWU?
IF [10] GUY OVERDOSED COULD YOU SAY HE WAS STONED TO DEATH
if nobody is perfect why DOES sirius black exist?
How can we do good by doing evil?
if an awkward penguin meme isn't awkward does it become awkward  for not being awkward?
Girls that look like skrillex.. or skrillex looks like girls?
WHAT IS TIME TRAVEL ALREADY EXISTS AND ALL THE PEOPLE ARE PROFESSIONAL GAMBLERS AND KEEPING TO THEMSELVES?
If electricity comes from electrons Does morality come from morons?
If HAIRCLUB&#174; really works... why donate hair?
If we got rid of trays to be 'green' why did we chop down all the trees outside gordinier?
if you're not good enough for scotland why are you still playing for the blues?
If Chi alpha is friendly to us does that mean they are disobeying Jesus when he said he came to bring the sword?
Anti conformists actively avoid conformity so they are conformists themselves?
how can they call Law practice if you don't ever get to do it?
If a womans place in life is in the kitchen and we're all equal... ...how come the best chefs are men?
If great minds think alike  then i must be hanging out with dummies
Posts on Facebook how he had a great day with a girl wants to get laid?
if 9gag is now contiuous is it still 9gag?
if i am following the path of ethics does that mean i am pathetic?
IF SHE HAD A SEX CHANGE DOES THAT MEAN THE SEX CHANGED?
If Brunel Uni  students are Smart why are their memes not funny
If i record me having sex with a prostitute does that make it legal?
IF I Rock? Then why am i your friend?
I went into deep thinking and thought to myself .....
What if the boys were already coming to the yard... and my milkskake had nothing to do with it?
When Swtor is down i play wow only until swtor is back up and wow is down
dance hall in the arts centre is it because of all the 2:2's ?
no teams from outside u.s.... ...WHY IS CALLED 'MLB WORLD SERIES'??
If a straight man keeps getting butthurt is he really straight?
is this THE LIBRARY OR AIRPORT SECURITY?
belichick got caught cheating in '07 patriots lost every superbowl ever since
If we build a larger CTA button... will they start free trial?
if mexicans like to hop over things then would it be akward if we played limbo together?
If a chameleon stands in front of a picture of itself can you still see the picture?
what if we had a party at copper beach and the cops didn't come?
if you Have sex with a pregnant women Does it count as a threesome
Why are there no B Size batteries?
how can beauty be skin deep if one finds big-boned women attractive?
If a person who mines is called a miner is a person who makes hooks
IF  GIVING AID IS HELPING SOMEBODY WHY IS AIDS BAD?
If a Welsh man had sex with a lamb... would he get arrested for being a paedophile?
what if neil patrick harris just acting
what if my valentine's secret admirer is so SECRETIVE that they never ask me to be their valentine?
why is fox news biased but john stewart is considered trustworthy?
Fiegn interEst and appear fake IgnoRe person and appear snobby
what if everyone was in mood for arguing instead of calling it 'their private choice'
how come food choice is 'their own Business' when it can harm so many?
if slugs get hurt by salt... why do sea-slugs live in salt-water?
if your fathers last name is sotirovic doesn't that mean that you are adopted?
what if the mailman.... was a woman....
If admin is almighty can he ban himself?
If love is war and war is hell then is love hell or is hell love?
WhAT IF wearing a suit made you cooler? oh ya
what if all the dude's make the sandwiches and make all the kitchen jokes so there mate's don't find out
What if Woody screwed up his AMA to flood AdviceAnimals with shitty memes
IF jesus can walk on water if i put oil on my feet
Is it dogmatic to hate dogmas?
PUSH THEIR EYES TOGETHER AND SAY
if you can't feed gremlins after midnight when can you feed them?
what if... your born on 2/29?
What if god does exist... but he's jewish?
If both your legs had bad pins and needles Could you run for your life without laughing?
what if there were no hypothetical situations?
If My ENEMY'S ENEMY IS MY FRIEND THEN
FYNNS OR GRACIES?
If Rob Ford Fails To Do Something Idiotic each day Is That Idiotic itself?
IF OUR SENSES ARE FALLIBLE THEN ARE OUR LIVES COMPLETELY BASED OFF VARIOUS LEVELS OF BELIEF?
if lake vostok releases virus and we all die were mayans wrong or just off by a few months
Can one have muscle memory without having muscles?
since anonymous can hack the FBI shouldn't we make Anonymous the new fbi?
If 'lol' means 'Laugh out Loud'
if gingers have no souls what happens after they die
If i don't go to school tomorrow does that mean i'm a bad student ?
if a gay person leaves his facebook open do his friends put that he is straight?
if a gay person leaves his facebook open  do his freinds post that he is straight?
if you put fortune cookies on a tire is that considered wheel of fortune?
if rage comics aren't memes then why are they on memebase?
If medical school teaches you medicine then why doesn't high school teach you how to get high
Roses are red
If the second man oN THE MOON WERE TO BE MURDERED... WOULD THAT MAKE THE CULPRIT A BUZZKILL?
If a pokemon is Mute? Does it have a name?
If I bought bean boots would that seem toppy?
anyone else noticed nicki minaj's song MANY LYrics are repeated
if every toilet in a private home has a lid then why do 99% of the homes that i visit leave the lid open?
So You Think You can dance?
why do we bake Cookies and cook bacon?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
if asians use chopsticks  do their babies use toothpicks?
if i CAPITALIZE something does that make me a capitalist?
If the progress bar took 10 seconds to get to 99% Why does it take 5 minutes to complete that last 1%?
'If you label me
If chuck norris got into a fight with himself would he win?
If chuck norris got into a fight with himself would he win?
if you are what you eat does that mean i'm a cannibal?
how can a water pokmon store more water in it
when you reverse
what would courage wolf do? fire the jets
WHAT WOULD HAPPEN? IF PINOCCHIO SAYS 'THIS A LIE'
If I Ressurected my iPhone  Does that make me an igod ?
'Murse' male nurse or A man's purse?
Why are the best dreams when you have to go somewhere early??
if i had a nickel for every time i receive a nickel would i have an infinite amount of nickels?
If people are 80% water then if i walk on people will i become 80% jesus?
wenn die fp&#246; die neuen juden sind bin ich dann antisemit
If pedophile means 'love of children' Are all children that date other children pedophiles?
IF THERE'S SUCH THING AS AN UNDERDOG
If i am meme does that make me a memesaurus?
'the crack game pays minimum wage even less than that if you count they years you'll spend in prison.'
if estudent actually worked what would mq students complain about?
what would happen if gateman had to write his own midterm
on reddit for over an hour can't remember why i went online
If 'the situation' were to do something ironic... would it be situational irony?
who invented condoms?
what if girls are just mad at guys because they aren't allowed out of the kitchen
what if the mayans predicted ACTA AND THEIR CALENDAR IS CENSORED PAST THE YEAR 2012
If Corporations are the equivalent of people then are small businesses the equivalent of fetuses?
IF DAVID KARP WERE A WIZARD COULD WE NICKNAME HIM 'MAGIKARP'?
Les dinosaures  N'ont pas d'oreilles
when told to gfys is one ordered to masturbate?
If a two sets of identical twins have kids are the kids both cousins and siblings?
if i drop bomb in toilet does that make me a terrorist
WHy are you intimidating my wife? why are you intimidating my wife?
why are you intimidating my wife? why are you intimidating my wife?
If one bird in the hand is like two birds in the bush
if light travels at high speed then at what speed travles darkness?
Interscopia should train... His Sex appeal stat?
If you clone your self and then kill it is it murder or SUICIDE?
IF VOLDEMORT CAN CREATE A SILVER HAND WHY WOULDN'T HE FIX HIS OWN NOSE
da daca eu o sa arunc un topor in dansa... ea o sa-mi ridice media?
If chuck norris attacks to the 3310 factory what would happen?
If hipsters are now mainstream DoeS that mean mainstreamerS are Now hipsters?
you say sopa and pipa are about jobs... but if you get less consumer spending
If you believe you are going to die and be resurrected in a new body to live forever with no pain or disease why are you afraid of anything?
How does stevie wonder know where the notes are NOKIA
ezay english alsh w fe nas bt3ml comics بالعربي
If nice girls and guy's are forever alone wy can't they be together?
If the death penalty is to kill people who kill people then is killing people okay because The government does it
What if being a satanist means i go to heaven for my sins
If you spun an oriental man around would he get disoriented?
If marijuana is bad 4 U How come nothing bad happens when you smoke it?
If you can get downvoted to oblivion can you get upvoted to skyrim?
IF ITS CALLED A CLOAKROOM WHY DO PEOPLE NEVER PUT CLOAKS IN THERE
If Oil swims on the surface of water... Can i walk on water when im oiled up ?
If it's only gay when balls are touching
if a cannibal dumps his GIRLFRIEND does he have to wipe?
If there's lava in the cake why do they need an oven?
THOSE HOLES IN YOUR EARS... wHAT ELSE COULD THEY BE FOR?
Se algum Escreve que algum morreu no Facebook &#201; certo 'CUrtir' isso?
If CREATIONISTS DON'T BELIEVE IN EVOLUTION DOes that mean they don't like to watch pokemon?
You Sir Are Wonky!
If taylor swift married taylor lautner there would be two taylor lautners
girls mature faster? is that why there always nagging
what's the significance of ORDERing DIET SODA WITH JUNK FOOD?
Do vegans have to buy special vegetables that haven't involved bee labor?
Wouldn&#180;t it be ironic... ...to die in the livingroom?
if being called gay is an insult for straight people is being called straight an insult for gay people?
If forever alone finds a  friend this  a signal of the end of the world?
is something thought to be real is a philosofact?
When Midget's have sex
fishing champion Master Baiter?
Does 'jew' come from jewelry
If you murder countless gay people is it Homocide?
If omnipotent being create stone that is so heavy even that being cannot lift it is it really omnipotent?
If yellow is a nEutral Color Why are the Yellow Power Rangers girls?
If we would know what happens in every next  Moment Would we need a description of time any more?
Is it hipster if you generally  like them?
Why does the forever alone guy look like quagmire if quagmire gets all the chicks?
if you are what you eat
NEDEN korkun&#231; şeyler hep gece aklıma gelİr?
If 2012 is the end of the world Does that mean that Acta will go through?
This game would be better... ... if the rules were different
what is i'm a meme? that would explain a lot!
if barbie is so popular why do you have to buy all her friends
If grapes are seedless where do they come from?
If a person with the flu goes into a bar does the bar tender give them a 'flu shot'?
exam: who is karl marx ..man with legendary beard?
Why is half a circle a semicircle but half a sphere is a hemisphere? What happened to the semisphere? Or the hemicircle?
if i'm using my work computer to surf the internets at work aren't I technically working?
what if coldplay was inspired by memes what if
if i am an illiterate imbecile how are we communicating via reddit
if this gets to hot page
is man one of god's mistakes? or is god one of man's?
if /B/ IS RANDOM WHY SAME SHIT EVERY DAY?
where have all the cowboys gone?
Can one simply hype fnat?
What would happen if you killed yourself with a sword of the vampire?
y u no support sopa coz sopa is end!!!!! we win the war
If I'm the top rated meme on this website How come I'm not on the logo?
IF TIKTAK WANNA GET FRESH BREATH WILL HE GET A TIC TAC?
when a supreme court justice gets in trouble  what court does he go to
'you are what you eat' is only true if you are a cannibal
If earth turned backwards would we go back in time ?
If 'wisdom has no bottom' Dose that mean smart girls have no ass?
Can't get it up? Maya Khan is watching
If you subtly tell someone you aren't subtle what does that make you?
If inception is a dream within a dream could it also be called dream sex?
What if every Single member of the bluth family is equally  as crazy as each other and the show is just Michael's version of what is happening?
if a black hole goes into a blackhole then who goes in first
If a Million peoplE join a 'forEver alone' group on facebook
Isn't it still objectification Even if it is a dude?
Is zero miles per gallon bad or good?
if Reddit goes down on Thursday
if you can't get punishment for something you did not do.. Why do teachers punish you for not making your homework?!?
if your nose runs and your feet smell why dont your feet run and your nose smells?
If newt gingrich becomes president wouldn't his wife be the third lady?
if SOPA is dead and it can still be resurrected because FBI still investigating  is FBI an investigator or the one who have resurrection stone?
i ve been thinking about thinking
why dont africans move closer to water?
If an underage child rapes somebody of age... Do both involved go to jail?
hmmmm why don't i get a raise?
pets mart? pet smart?
Toby Or not Toby
If men wants sex with woman should we have it in kitchen
does no chat rule apply when one chats to self?
If being hipster are mainstream does it mean being mainstream is hipster?
are screens gaining width or are they losing height?
A STUDENT THAT IS REPEATING NAND2TET SUBMITTING HIS SAME EXERCISES AGAIN IS IT CONSIDERED COPYING?
if there are seedless grapes and oranges why aren't there seedless apples?
Do schizophrenics Ever want alone time?
If Women Are 51% Of human population. Why do we save them first when ship is sinking?
what if the people who are dead are alive and the people Who are alive are dead
what if the us tabled Sopa and pipa so we would forget all about ndaa
rage against societal rules and conventions dogmatically follow hotel phone unplugging etiquette
If men and women have equal rights why men always pay child support
if people who draws grafitti is called a bomber then al-qaeda base camp must be quite an artistic place
SHOULDN't all people who lost their files on megaupload SUE THE FBI ?
If there is a non-newtonian club... ...does it mean that there is a newtonian club?
is a kinder and cheese crepe a salty crepe or sweet crepe?
AFTER WE WIN THE FIGHT AGAINST SOPA... WHAT WILL WE HAVE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT?
if edward doesn't breathe then how can the blood OXYGENATE and pulse through his body to form an erection?
if lebron james took his talents to south beach then where have all the champsionships gone?
The internet is the closest thing to a libertarian free market we will ever see in our lifetimes
How on earth DID KING KONG THINK HE WAS GOING TO BANG THAT BLOND CHICK HE ALWAYS CARRIYING AROUND?
When you say a month of Sundays
If were nothing but mammals
juo kahvia mene nukkumaan
uy
What if 9gag's censorship is made uP to get on hot Page?
if my phone and ipad ALERT me to notifications does that mean i'm constantly on facebook?
if everyone is defending piracy why criticizing reposts?
If the US becomes oppresive to its citizens who will go in and save them?
the queen of england has 2 birthdays does that mean she is the oldest person in the world?
do we bark or moo? Oh well
What if usa had created sopa for stop all the repost on 9gag?
was jesus christ born year 1 bc
If sopa passes
Lamar smith? Black sacRament?
Create mankind
IF SOPA protects author's copyright Does it mean reposters are going to jail?
If blue fits to my girl like her eyes Should i only wear green?
if there are genius's why cant anybody solve pi?
IF I AM PROSSECUTED FOR UPLOADING A TV SERIES SHOULDN'T TV OWNERS BE IN JAIL FOR SHOWING YOUTUBE VIDEOS?
Is a deaf womans orgasim  the true pitch?
Is that toliet paper or chesse?
To soon?
if they call it starbucks why can i pay with earth dollars?
if a doctor was a rapper would he be a raptor
IF MEgaupload was hong kong based... does that mean the u.s. rules the internet now?
Since Sherlock originally wanted to be A pirate and murdoch hates pirates
If answering question with question is bad what is answer to: any questions?
If twitter users get angry is twitter an angry bird?
if you thought of that
if you didn't think of that then why did godzilla fight charles barkley?
If Sopa passes
why are pokemon nicknamed 'pocket monsters' when we shove them into little airtight balls that won't fit in your pocket?
If no women are on the internet
if sleep is supposed to make me rested why did i wake up tired?
IF a bad joke eel tells a good joke what happens then?
If the bird is the word what doesthat make the worm?
do satanists say go to heaven?
if you'll never give me up
If a car could travel at the speed of light
if google bought hulu would they call the new service googlu?
why do black people love grape soda? Real talk
Why do black people love grape soda? Real talk
What if Sopa  is As fake as h1n1?
To be or  not to be?
Now that wikipedia has gone black will it ever go back?
Are diamonds made of Nokias 3310 or Is a Nokia 3310 made of diamonds?
If seeds need sunlight why do we bury them?
If congress wants to ban soap what will we use to clean ourselves?
How do you call a feeling That doesn't have a name?
hey guys remember that pipeline they wanted to put down the middle of america? me eithe..sopaaaaaaaaa
SOPA backwards is A piece of shit
if people can get past can they also get future?
why do we park on the driveway and drive on the parkway?
IF SOMEONE SAYS THEY'RE EASILY PLEASED DOES THAT MEAN YOU SHOULDN'T TRY?
if america is land of the free then wtf is sopa doing here?
What if the whole reason for sopa/pipa is just so we'll happily support the open act?
If spain were looking for gold why not mine it?
Life.. is sexually transmitted
if im a loser im just a winner who didn't win
If the internet is a series of tubes does that make SOPA a pipe dream?
MA SE L'UNIONE FA LA FORZA.... .... ALLORA PERCHE' CHI FA DA SE FA PER TRE?
if reddit goes black on wednesday will thursday be ther first time anyone has gone back?
when people say i am who i am does it make sense to say i'm who i'm?
if its just a thought. is it the thought that counts?
one stack come on
What if all the religious nuts are just atheists trolling other atheists
still don't choose who is more gay if twilight or justin bieber
If Reddit goes Black on wednesday Does it mean that 9GAG will be empty on friday?
IF I QUIT QUITTING
If Adam had brOwn hair and eve had blonde hair Where did gingers come from?
so that's my girlfriend? maybe i can find another one
If Right triangles are right Are other triangles wrong?
si la luz se va de dia..... se hace de noche en el dia
IF Kass is town why he no explain Bb read???
Since Dan Green's wife died while giving birth to twins does that make him the modern day anakin skywalker?
If reddit goes black on thursday Does that mean 9gag will be empty on friday?
what if.. photoshop did not exist?
is it anatomically possible for me to scratch my chin
random thought... can you sneeze and fart at the same time?
the rum is gone but why
if dismembering is removing limbs from a person.. ..is remembering sewing them back on?
If GOD is all-powerful why took 6 days to create world?
If god flooded the earth and satan tortures the wicked for all eternity who should i really be worshiping?
The shoes I want are $90.00usd
what is the question?
if SHang tsung     READ 9gag Who would lose     their soul
if teachers were students at one point and hated homework why do they give it?
IF A USER NEEDS myaccess do they request it in myaccess?
i wonder how many deny the fact that they are 9gagers?
If I Was Gay Would I Be A Megasoreass?
if i starred in jurassic park then why don't i have an imdb page?
There is no 'i' in team then again there is no 'we' either
What if... I shot a guard in the knee with an arrow?
Hvis det heter kinaputter i norge... Heter det putter i kina da...?
How do blind    people know when to stop wiping?
if i wanna be a pilot ? will i be a pilot ?
If the 5th defensive back is the nickelback and the 6th defensive back is the dimeback Then is the 7th defensive back the quarterback?
If we call australia 'down Under'
If his name is 'wardenoflife...' why he only bring death?
Since Tebow lost to Brady Does that make Brady better than God?
UHM WAO
IF Catho-licks why not catho-sucks?
IF most forty years old couples don't love each other anymore why are monogamics?
if stars are not alive why do they have a life cycle?
if stars are not alive why do they have a live cycle?
Do Memes Have  Souls?
'I only miss you when i'm breathing' Does that mean he doesn't miss her when he's underwater?
if you don't give me my cigars
Does an invisible ninja make its invisibility invisible?
Are my sister-in-law's sisters also my sisters in law?
if someone say that he cannot tolerant intolerant people  does that mean he can't tolereate himself?
if hipsters like things before they're cool must they like nickelback forever?
fan luktar h&#228;r chips h&#228;r?
If vegetarians eat vegetables what do HUMANItarians eat?
Make any infographic $$$ profit $$$
If liking or commenting on your own post is giving yourself a high 5 wouldn't you be clapping?
What if the meaing of your life is making someone else's better?!
WHat if people that use 'you don't say' meme wrong are also being sarcastic?
what if 'super bass' actually had good bass?
If I'm a college student who drives Does that make me a   student driver?
If the broncos win will elway stop being a jerk to tebow
if a vampire bites a zombie will the zombie become a vampire or will the vampire become a zombie?
Farts are flammable So i Can increase a fire by farting
winter of our discontent? only if no bops
If its possible to have a dream in a dream IN A DREAM is it possible to have a life in A life IN LIFE?
so If josh radnor died in real life we'll never know how he met their mother?
If you get scared shitless do you give a shit?
Shadow contradictions?
Why bother with love If it never lasts?
if leap years add an extra day to the year does that mean my birthday is actually the day before what it says on the calendar?
if leap years add an extra day on the calendar... does that make my birthday a day earlier than it actually is?
If everthing is flipped in australia is an upvote really a downvote?
If a male pilot sits in a cockpit does female pilot sits in a cuntpit
if water bottles are nature friendly then why is it made out of chemical plastic?
If we moved bikini bottom up would it become bikini top?
IF 5 hour energy gives you 5 hours of energy then if you drink half of it will it give you two and a half hours of enery?
http://memegenerator.net/Awsome-Wolf hmm is that a link
If it weren't for breeders Where would rescues get their inventory?
if god exists where's my effin' jetpack?
ISN'T R/GONEWILD ALREADY R/GEEKPORN
daav thay gayo  Mba student
White chocolate mocha or latte?
maybe she wont but then again maybe she will..
What if all atheist suddly became born again christians? What would Satan do?
If synyster ink makes a living ... then that must mean people want these
if reincarnation is a socially accepted theory why is my uncle napoleon still in the mental hospital?
Why Is BEatch Not In Soa?
IF CARS FLY  CAN BIKES FLY?
When THERE IS MORE THAN ONE COMPUTER MOUSE iS IT MOUSES OR MICE?
hombre se casa con su novia muerta entonces es viudo?
if sevs games are on in 4 minutes... how many seconds is that?
IF A GIRL SAID IN OTHER LIFE I'LL BE YOUR GIRL YU ARE BEING FRIENDZONED
if tomatos are a fruit is ketcup a fruit  smoothie?
By posting a link aren't we all karma whoring?
if i ought to jump in to neverland WOuld i be falling
If two forkLifts rUn and Lift each other Will they fly?
What if chuck norris had a nokia 3310
If blackened death metal is Death metal with black metal influences is deathened black metal black metal with death metal influences?
There are admin members
in gw2
if white guys think ugly asian girls are beautiful all white women must be beyond ugly
If going to church  makes you a Christian does sitting in a garage make you a car?
when a homeopathic doctor gets sick does he use medicine that actually works?
If tim tebow became a hockey player  what would happen if he got signed by the devils?
IF team stepfather runs away does that mean we win?
IF 9GAG IS TAKING OUR SOULS THEN IS IT TURNING US INTO GINGERS?
If a siamese twin has sex is it called a threesome?
if aquaman takes a crap in a toliet in atlantis where does it go when flushed?
Freedom in america
there is no 'I' In team then again
IF there are water type and ice type POK&#201;MON then why is there no gas type POK&#201;MON?
the carrier of my team engages with the enemy team carrier both use blademail
if a black guy asks for a skin colored pencil what color do you give him?
How many do you think would look  if you yell out the name 'kim' in korea?
The more suicides the less suicides we have?
why is 'philosoraptor' not recognized as a word when typing it in to caption philosoraptor?
What would happen in a police chase if car being chased would give left blinker  but turn right?
SHOULD I STAY ? OR SHOULD I GO ?
If you copyright the copyright symbol could you sue someone for copyrighting their logo
does philosoraptor lose impact when captioned with the musings of fools?
This sentence is not true.
If a parent post is deleted are all the child posts orphans?
If there was an advantage to being circumcised Why have humans not evolved past the foreskin?
What is beyond infinity if it's infinitely infinite
i wonder what jeremy mckinnon would look like without a beard
If mickle can get to keep his rant on sickipedia then why can't collette?
what if the hokie pokie is really what it's all about?
we are thinking in the speed that  we talking  or WE ARE talking IN THE SPEED THAT  WE thinking
If the Snort rule doesn't fire There's no false positives
If those who can't do
If i bet i will be lucky in love Will i be lucky in both
if it always gets colder when when we go higher does that mean that earth is the real source of heat?
what if time is slow like in slow motion video BUT WE JUST IMMEDIATELY FORGET IT
When a man is circumcized does he keep his manhood?
If life gives you bitches do you open a whorehouse?
Kennt jemand gute animes wie gantz?
If there really is a war on xmas... isn't taking down your tree before ephiphany surrender?
ok
If men brag about the size of their penises would male raptors brag about the size of their claws?
Do religious people stop being religious after they die and go to heaven?
If God is real is tebow cheating?
lw wa7ed yabani safer korea hy3rfo enno agnby?!
Lightspeed says 3 mc309ll
If the minrcraft world is never ending  wouldn't the sun and moon never rise and set
is bestival really the best festival?
If life flashes before your eyes during death would i be tripping on the drugs i had?
If your girlfriend says you never do anything you say you'll do  THEN ASKS WHAT you are changing about it
if 'truth' has a anagram why do i directly think it is 'hurt' ?
gentle massaging vicks vapor rub on her chest Help prevent a cold?
IS IT A LIE TO SAY ''THIS IS A LIE''
If we all skip the videos how do they make it to the hot page?
If sometimes you get a good feeling how can you have never had it before?
run to suji? Or go to teng...
If you're pro life why are you for the death penalty?
If the Deads existence in heaven is positive shouldnt the living on earth be negative
WHY ARE THEY CALLED SOFTBALLS WHEN THEY'RE ACTUALLY RATHER HARD?
Why is it no-bra january instead of no-bra june?
If I am a raptor why i can talk?
If good thinking depends on pumping blood to the brain does that mean all the smart people have huge cocks
if sarkz gets arena ratings was theory of quantum mechanics of the universe wrong?
If an orange is orange
when do they have new year on the iss?
the sky's the limit what if you say that in space?
Horrible is bad
If steroids are illegal for athletes shouldn't photoshop be illegal for models?
If girls run the world then do men have vaginas?
If you eat at cici's and leave is it now sawsaw's?
if I think therefore i am how does a thought recognize itself without a mirror?
If the Coming statement it true
if jrock hates internet gangstas why does he act like one?
WHY life preserver on planes ? never sean parachutes on boats !
how much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?
if pedobear had a profile would they call it his pedofile
is it canabalism When a drink drinks a drink
If Girls run the world then do men have vaginas?
IF you are what you eat? What am i if i eat fetuses...
If ponies are like humans... that mean they also have whores and brothels?
Why is our school called south central  when  its located in the north western area of winterville?
If you have two toblerone is it called toblertwo?
Why choose REality over some awesome game when they ARE both generated by human mind
if 9gag has our soul does that mean 'Mother of god' is UNNECESSARY?
Is the Answer To My Math Homework Also Blowin' in the Wind?
Is the statement that the statement below  is true Really true if the statemnt above is false?
Is the statement that states that the statement below is true false if the statement above is false?
if good guy greg was asked by his friend to kill somebody would he accept (to be loyal to his friend)
If you have Euphobia will good news be good news?
if 9 out of 10 people recommend a product is the 10th person dead now?
what will happen IF JUSTIN BIEBER IS STARRING IN TWILIGHT NEXT EPISODE AS EDWARD AND BELLA SON
If everyone at a gay bar's attracted to the same sex DOES LADIES NIGHT hence become pointless?
If someones body got someone elses brain Is it brain transplante or body transplant
WHENEVER A 'DO NOT TOUCH GRASS' SIGN IS PLACED... HOW DID IT GET THERE?
If all mass is energy then why are sloths so slow?
Don't pass out drugs but isn't sharing caring?
WHAT DOES MARSELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?
Why This KOLAveri Kolaveri Kolaveri Di?
how long am i gonna keep imagining?
If I was created in god's image Does god look like Me?
what is a pineapple..? it is neither pine nor apple
if i pretend i know what i'm talking about will that make me pretend like i'm smart
If the last human sits on his room after the apocalypse and somebody knocks on the door who could it be?
if you go to Wal-Mart in arkansas   are you shopping locally?
Why is semen white? it could be green
ıf everyone ın 9gag doesn't watch the news how  do we learn the news from 9gag?
What if i do  SARAH JESSICA PARKER?
if someone says 'here's a cool song' and links you rick astley is it rickrolling or not?
if the brain resembles a walnut! does this mean i have a nut instead of a brain?
If i repost my own post am i a reposter?
if the brain resembles a walnut! Does this mean iam nuts?
if i take an arrow to the knee does youtube pay me?
if one has a picture that drives away the womenfolk ought he not to change it before he truly 4ever alone faced?
if everyone felt alone on the internet on Christmas Day they were not alone
If a planeT IS NAMED LESBIA ARE THE PEOPLE CALLED LESBIANS?
forever and never never will happen
if I fap around 3:15 am it's a double sin?
when cheese gets its picture taken what does it say?
If britain is uk ukrain is britainrain?
i have the most expensive PC... how do i change my home page?
If reddit is after cracker and they are both wielding whips does than mean the number. of crackers has just doubled?
Two girls one Cup Now thats my cup of tea
IF KIM JONG IL JUST GOT BURIED SHOULD I be SAD..? SINCE HE GOT 6 FEET CLOSER TO MY PERSONAL SPACE?
if 'fem' stands for a gender isn't feminism another word for sexism ?
money can't buy us happiness... but i'll rather cry in a mansion
if sex was real i didnt need gf
Why does arrow left means back and arrow right means forward?
When jesus was alive was the year AD or BC?
HOW YOUR WAIST ANOREXIC THEN YOUR ASS IS COLOSSAL
What is more sad? Those who try and fail Or Those who do not try and succeed?
is that the noise of cherry bombs or gun shots?
viss gud skapte alt... hvem skapte gud?
if ancient chinese army flew like in the movies why would they gave up flying?
If BRITAIN IS UK WHY Ukrain is not britain
if racism is the belief that certain races is better than the others what is the term for a certain school is better than the others?
What if every time you sneeze you preform a real life Fus
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will rock n roll take you to the mountain?
If you put chuck norris into a blendtec mixer will he blend?
But would I be a good Messiah with my low self-esteem? If I don't believe in myself would that be blasphemy?
i always wonder WHO IS THE FIRST BLACK GUY ?
does hosonmymojos wife know what his rsn is
if jesus is god's son why is the mother of god his mother and not his grandma?
If i can't think of a clever way to do this meme why am i doing it?
Hvis det er en synd &#229; d&#248;mme andre Kommer da julenissen til helvete?
So if rainbow dash dashes off does that mean applejack jacks off?
Porque a rebis  t&#227;o gorda
if being hipochonder is mental sicnkess  aren't hipochonders afraid about being one ?
who discovered milk? WHAT WAS HE DOING!?
Since their is no internet in the bible What do we do in heaven?
we are taught to expect the unexpected... Doesn't that make the unexpected the expected?
To Fap or not to fap  That Is the Question.
if you could stop time would you still grow old?
Why did they call them 'easy' company if they always made them do all the hard dangerous stuff?
since christians drink the blood of christ are they all vampires?
IF animals have no spirit.. Why are there animal spirit guides?
TWEAKERS! Done gone stole all my wood.
How can someone with so much Rotary Knowledge not have a running Rx7???
if women in oregon have beavers do women in wisconsin have badgers?
what if you shoot yourself in the knee
If you put a pacifist in a paper bag  would he fight his way out?
what came first: the chicken or the dickhead?
if everyone is equal then why are there vip's?
IF TO ERR IS HUMAN HOW MANY PEOPLE DOES THAT MAKe WINDOWS?
if justin bieber is a girl how come hes gay?
the amount of wrongly used meme is too damn high
If party rockers are in the house then why are they outside?
What do a clitoris
if someone is falling at life why are they still Living?
What if the future  never ends up like the jetsons??!
If you fall of the EMPIRE-STATE building and teleport onto a couch do you die or land SAFELY?
if white man and a black woman have kids doesn't that make the child brown?
do not pass go go straight in my belly
If Greg said 'All guys fall for you' and isn't in love with you Does that make greg a woman?
If everybody should be a hipster
If 2 wrongs don't make a right and 3 rights make a left Do 6 wrongs not make a left
is meme generator just show and tell for adults?
if 25th december is jesus birthday how about 1st januari?
What if my brother works for mozilla... ...As a logotype?
If Im from Russia Will i get additional 40% presents?
If a midget smokes weed does he get medium?
If the world is ending soon and scientifically everything happens simultaneously Is this thing we call life heaven?
How can ordinary people play quidditch  if one can't just pick up a broom and fly?
if you pay for a gift with a gift certificate  it that re gifting
If a terabyte are 1024 gigabytes a terapist are 2024 gigapist?
Are we using  All of the Gorilla's Glue?
BUT WHAT IF SANTA WON'T HAVE PRESENTS?
If love isn't a game then why are there so many players?
What if i&#180;m old-fashioned cause i want to be against the mainstream?
if you go back in time and alter history then go to the future and back in time to fix it. wouldn't you see your sefl altering the space time CONTINUUM?
i   always wonder how do i breath without knowing i am?
if a man evolves from an ape
what if we are the animals and the animals are our master?
If Love isn't a game why are there so many players?
Po sikur reportet ti ket bere admini dhe banda e 'postera demotivues' nga frika se mos dnsh e mbyste ne nr. fansash nga suksesi i diteve te fundit
If 'Cray' is the new 'Crazy'
If 'Cray' is the new 'crazy'
how can the world end in 2012 when marty mcfly travelled to 2015?
Hmm americans gave us jonas brothers that annoyed us send justin beiber tomorrow to america for revenge
if  intro. law is hard why am i studying dip?
if judging others is a sin is santa going to hell?
What if 4chan and 9gag creators started the internet war Just to get more visits from members of the opposite site?
not sure if right picture or just really stupid
If you were the type of guy you'd want your future wife to be with before she meets you. Wouldn't she just stay with the first guy?
What if a friend of good guy  Greg asks him if he can help him during A test Would he help him as being a good guy to his friend but break the rules oF the school or not break the rules and be a scumbag Steve to him
If here we make sex and in russia the sex make you
If here you make sex and in russia the sex make you who make who??
is a muslim allowed to go h*a*M?
wenn arthur &#252;ber m&#252;lltonnen springt muss er dann kotzen?
IF MILKSHAKE MAKES BOYS COME TO THE YARD what makes girls come to the yard?
If the long claw is on the raptors foot... why do i have no torso?
What happens to your facebook when you die?
if we're lives in milky way how they can take a photograph of milky way
if black women are the most beautiful women on earth y do black men all bang white chics?
If you could stop time wouldn't everything get pitchblack?
egg 1st? or chicken?
is national socialism socialism in one country?
ıf a guard takes an arrow ın the knee would he become a vıllager?
If i have movie on dvd then why do i watch it online
If alcohol kills brain cells then why won&#180;t these die
if wes moved to north carolina  then how am i suppose to know the tide
TA?
if you could dig a hole straight throgh the earth wtf would happened if you jumped into the hole?
If you are having sex with siamese twins Does that count as a trheesome?
What iF Hipsters became too mainstream
In the pokemon world are humans pokemon too?
I wonder if the word 'sneakers' refers to the fact that the 1st generation stalkers used to wear them?
If christians believe we  are all one with god? then are they always talking  to themselves?
If I troll my own level... does that make me a good troller?
What will the hipsters do when liking something mainstream becomes too mainstream?
can there only be one highlander at the highlander games?
If Straight guys are like lesbians Then shouldn't they be dating each other?
Doesn't matter T Rex
What if FAP stands for forever alone profession
If a Hipster FAlls in the Forest Does Arcade Fire Write a song about it?
if you eat a baby are you technically pregnant?
If aeon is who he eats did he eat Kratos?
If you 6:25 for 5 minutes does that make it a 6:30
Hooks..... or stairs....
not sure if noob world... or my world... wait what?
If there's a grand theft auto ... Is There A Grand Theft Real Estate?
Why should KIDS  Learn IN School When 2012 is the end of the world?
If his name is spongebob square'pants' Y is his shirt attached to them
IF ONLY HUMANS ARE ABLE TO THINK HOW COME THAT A RAPTOR IS ABLE TO PHILOSOPHIZE?
IF ROSES ARE RED AND VIOLETS ARE BLUE WILL YOU LOVE ME TOO?
if yet pokmon red and blue showed waving flowers why had we to wait until crystal to see animated sprites?
if you pick your nose on opposite day does that mean that you aren't really picking it?
αν ισχυει το γο?γον και χα?ιν εχει τοτε γιατι οποιοσ βιαζεται σκονταφτει?
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When a Blind man on is on the pot how does he know when he's done wiping?
What if one died while in the living room?
do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
if women were paid less because of sexism why didn't they work more  to save money?
BANYAK YG NERJEMAHIN POST 9GAG BWT DIPOST KE NA9A ADA GA YG NERJEMAHIN POST NA9A BUAT DIPOST 9GAG?
i wonder what would happon if someone actually got a arrow in the knee
what if chuck norris says that greg is a bad guy?
Is there a lot of peer pressure In a gang bang?
tragedy of life:  we get old to soon and smart to late
Were Mary and Joseph's surnames Christ... Before jesus was born?
HOW CAN AN ANT CARRY 20 TIMES ITS BODY WEIGHT
if madonna has 4 minutes to save the world does it mean it's 31/12/2011 23:56 ?
If god created the world in 7 days what would he have done after all those years
HOW CAN ATHIESTS BELIEVE THEY LOST THEIR SOULS TO 9GAG IF THEY DON'T BELIEVE IN HAVING A SOUL?
Are memes... a meme?
If someone claims to be a hipster Does that mean they're not a hipster?
If you say opinions dont matter does your opinion about opinions matter?
Why is it that you drive on a parkway ? and you park on a driveway ?
if black people used to be 3/5 of a person then does that mean they were part-time people?
If theism is about a definite god is aism about an indefinite god?
if im in town doesnt that mean we should be hanging
Damn it does feel good to be a gangsta
Buddy insists you hang out with him would it be a mandate?
If a married couple dies are they single in the afterlife?
IF ALL PARENTS USED TO BE THE FIRST ON CLASS SO WHO WAS THE SECOND ??!
they say god created us who created god?
if ratio male female is 1:1 why do women play hard to get?
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I was your life
if god is dead does he get to go to heaven?
Is free time considered free time  in jail?
how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll centre of a tootsie pop?
If lyo and ika are like mario and luigi
Wouldn't it be called roomed instead of grounded if you were sent to your room?
If a elderly person helps you open a door do you say 'Thank you' or 'i'm sorry'?
For what reason do smokers  BUY PERFUME?
If python is a scripting language can you write a movie in it?
if you r*ape a hooker is it r*ape or shoplifting?
Zebras ARE WHITE WITH BLACK STRIPES oR bLACK WITH WHITE STRIPES?
If Toys R US SELLS TOYS THEN BABIES R US SELLS BABIES?
IF A GUARD TAKES AN ARROW IN THE KNEE WOULD HE BECOME A WARRIOR?
IF A WARRIOR TAKES AN ARROW IN THE HEAD WOULD HE DIE AS A GUARD OR A WARRIOR?
HOW CAN THE INFORMATION ON THE INTERNET BE FREE WHILE I PAY FOR A INTERNET CONNECTION?
eu te amo carolina ou carolina eu te amo???
WHAT IF A MOVIE WAS MADE BASED ON ALL THE POSTS HERE IN 9GAG WILL IT BE A HIT?
If america is the land of the free then why aren't mexicans allowed?
if america is a her then why isn't it in a kitchen?-richard
WHAT IF COURTNEY Could talk to me again sometime
Can A stank ho Spell 'Std?'
if water boils at 100&#186;C in America... Does it boil at 140&#186;C in Russia?
If water boils at 100&#186;C in America... Does it boil at &#186;140 in russia?
If corporations are people too
If mountains turn to sand
if helen keller is mute can she still be outspoken?
WHILE IN A GROUP OF PEOPLE cAN I STILL FEEL LONELY?
If You say you're Speechless Aren't you speaking?
eat while you crap? like it never happened
If Memegenerator is blocked by opendns how do I generate an opendns meme?
if ATm stands for automated teller machine why do people call it the atm machine?
If i procrastinate will the a-team have never existed?
If y u no guy has a problem
If electricity comes from electrons DOES MORALITY COME FROM MORONS?
What if buy '1 get 1 free' was actually buy 1 for double the original and get 1 free?
If one SYNCHRONISED swimmer drowns do the Rest have to drown too
wHY DOES NOSE RUN aND FEET SMELL
i always open 9gag  because i'm single or I'M SINGLE BECAUSE I always open 9gag?
If jimmy cracked corn and nobody cares than why would one write a song about it?
what would happen if i popped a balloon underwater?
if taking a dump means taking a shit... what does dumping your girlfriend Mean?
lisp has an s in it
If the hipster style is popular Then not becoming a hipster is being a hipster?
If 'Secret' Santa is supposed to be secret Why do you have my return Address?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables what does a humanitarian eat?
what if rick perry is a liberal making the republican party look retarded
If you can wave a fan and you can wave a club... can you wave a FAN CLUB?
two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left
if GATT 1947 is gatt 1994 why do i keep reading about gatt 1947?
if it's summer during christmas in the southern hemisphere do they sing about scorchy the sunman?
don't come to drugs world we are too much and its not enough!
if you are only ill after sleeping you won't get sick when you stay awake?
if i was joking about joking was i joking?
when chatting up babes online does one pay by the minute?
If all OWS general assembly participants can block any resolution Are they more minarchistic than minarchists?
are wowhead users ascending to my level or am i degrading to theirs?
If a girl gets turned off Does that mean she was turned on
the native americans allowed open immigration what ever happened to them again?
if the sun is always burning when will it burn out
if gun bans make you safer why did the nazis disarm the jews?
IF ignorance is bliss are unborn people the happisest?
Since walking is an EXERCISE why are some people still fat?
if time is the 4th dimension is velocity a dimensionless quantity?
IF I MAKE AN 'AM I THE ONLY ONE' POST AND DON'T GET ANY LIKES AM I REALLY THE ONLY ONE?
All of you took an arrow where!?
who watches the watchmen?
if time is the 4th dimension is velocity a dimensionless quantity?
if the pen is mightier than the sword why do actions speak louder than words?
If you flip over a bottle of coke where is the top?
Does a gay zombie eat brains or give brain?
Does having sex with a zombie Make you a necrophiliac?
if you poke a blind person in the eye does it still hurt?
if i went back in time and write orientalism myself then i would be able to travel through time
if we make memes with our lecturers? do they make memes with us too?
If philosoraptor asked another philosoraptor a question would philosoraptor answer it with a question or question it with an answer
if pot plant falls in forest can i smoke?
Do people that dont want kids get pets or do people that want pets with       longer lives get kids?
if 2 trainS GO OUT FROM POINT A TO B IN A SPEED OF 60 MPH HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE IT TO CRASH?
Pitbull considers my best his medoicre What if i consider pitbull mediocre?
THE BARBER SHAVES ALL THE MEN WHO DON'T SHAVE THEMSELVES who shaves the barber?
If the vatican is its own sovereign state why aren't their laws taken from leviticus?
I STILL REMEMBER THAT SUMMER I MURDERED HER THE YEAR WAS 1997.
If mewtwo is the clone of mew why is mew the 151st and mewtwo the 150th ?
If a revolution is a circle... Where on the endless loop are we now?
if underwear covers your ass does that make it an asshat?
what if air is POISONOUS          and it took about 90 years to kill you?
if someone isn't aloud to walk past are they aloud to walk future?
If we're all equal how are we all unique?
If saggin spelt backwards is niggas.. ahhh sneaky white people.
IF ATHEISTS DONT BELIEVE IN JESUS WHY DO THEY CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS?
If Hitler only killed jews Why did he kill himself?
if ron paul was commander-in-chief would we call him dr. President?
Do drunk people text badly? Or do they just text in 'drunk?'
I can get away with only writing half a song... if i put paper crap in the beginning.
if you repost your own post is it still repost?
What if... I WAS NOT working for MEAS ?
If Coca Cola was ORIGINALLY made with cocaine What Was Budweiser ORIGINALLY  made with?
Shouldn't your mom be the one getting presents on your birthday?
if you repost your own post is it still repost?
if ron paul was commander-in-chief would we call him dr. President?
If the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result is the whole world insane?
If YOU Agree with THIS comment did you agree watching all episodes of Twilight
keep your firends close
If sarcasm is a sort of  humour
If a vegetarian eats vegetables... what do architects eat?
If I got the moves like jagger How does jagger moves like?
if you drove faster could we go home sooner?
what if lesbians are guys reborn as girls and gay dude girls reborn as guys?
If pro is opposite to con then does that mean progress is opposite to congress?
If 'god is love' and 'making love' is sex then does being a lousy lover make you a heathen?
if we're all different then aren't we all the same?
do hookers have seks after work
if there was no time before big bang Then how comes that god existed and created it?
Could God make a burrito so hot that he himself could not eat it?
if a man chooses and a slave obeys then what are you if you choose to obey?
If atheists believe in not celebrating religious holidays
In the future will a kindle fire be what happens when there is a book burning?
If Being depressed makes you happy wouldn't you be happy and not depressed
If your pro-pujols are you pro immigration?
IF HERMIONE WAS BORN JUST TO BE WITH HARRY and her mission failed Why she don't try to fight to be with harry again
If there are several parallel universes Shouldn't we just call them verses?
look at Deoxyribonucleic acid how does this store information to make brains that store information
what happens when you wish on a falling star and wish for your species extinction by impact event?
What if vote page isnt so fast  and its just random gags
If someone can be street-smart
if you only hate people you love Does that mean u love your enemies?
to avoid this in mop i must stop exploiting  ....or should I just have alts on different accounts?
what colour does a green dragon go when it feels sick?
IS IT NEW ON FUNNY JUNK?OLD ON 9GAG? OR  IS IT NEW ON 9GAG? OLD ON FUNNY JUNK?
IF PRO IS THE OPPOSITE OF CON DOES THAT MEAN CONGRESS IS THE OPPOSITE TO PROGRESS?
If you turn in a reading log paper does it feel offended for bringing up bad blood?
What if Dj&#224; Vu MEANT THAT YOU LOST A LIFE and you're starting anew at your last checkpoint
Call the police on the police?
what if this is what it is Baby scars?
If best loss matters most What if a 1 loss team beats an undefeated team?
Does getting picked last Give you godlike powers?
ARE THE BISCUITS FROM CHEDDAR BAY OR ARE THE BAY BISCUITS CHEDDARY?
If jackie is mexican  then why sakul is gringo?
ryan tate y u mad tho?
if the princess wasn't save would the world actually end?
what color is a chameleon in a mirrored box?  or better yet...is it alive?
if we're not supposed to believe everything we read why should i believe the bible?
What color is god?
If all the carbon in the atmosphere is captured   WILL the world be uninhabitable?
If Jews were sent to concentration camps does that make them Jews from concentrate?
if percy jackson can manipulate water can he control 78% of a human
What IF OUR WHOLE LIFE IS A PLACEBO EFFECT?
If someone says 'maybe' is it yes or no?
IF I HATE IT WHEN I HATE IT AM I A HATER?
The answer is false. Is the statement true
real men only kill real men would old man river have to commit suicide
if a fat girl falls in the forest she was probably looking for edward
If real men only kill real men does drinking and working yourself to death SATISFY this requirement
Contemplate the Determined nature of the universe FEEL LIKE STEVEN
drugs allow you to be aware of time mixed with drugs that can speed it up and down?
If Matt Bennett doesnt chat you Does that mean you are Ugly or just lucky?
If 9gag has stolen my soul does that mean i'll be in 9gag after i die?
if ughrochester finds money how would you know?
What if one direction Encountered a no exit street?
What if one direction encountered a no exit street?
why hold the start-up button to shut down your computer
if justin bieber thinks is the kurt cobain of our generation
In an alternate univers is there such thing as an alternate universe?
Why ugly girls get 100 likes in their photos and pretty boys don't?
Why how the start-up button down to shut down your computer
What Happens when Forever Alone meets Depression Dog
Habt ihr eigentlich wirklich keine freunde oder was macht ihr am freitag abend hier?
If you support killing murderers shouldn't you commit suicide?
If Nihilists believe nothing is true then wouldn't nothing is true be not true too and therefore everything is true
if there isn't any butthole should i care?
iF you should love your neighbour like yourself Everybody should be an Egoist
does kevin bacon taste like Chicken or bacon?
DOES Kevin Bacon Taste like Chicken or bacon?
Rainbow Dash Loves Big MacinTosh!
Cant tell if high
if ur morbidly obese and wear skinny jeans Are they really skinny jeans?
MY ALARM GOES OFF... WHEN IT'S ON
What if a thunderstorm is a wizard battle in the sky
DANA MILLER
when you worked like a dog you sat around and licked yourself?
If a chiNEse man blushes does he turns red or orange?
If good guy greg is good and forever alone is alone why doesnt he give him company ??
When You Complain about reposts Aren't You Reposting?
is this how we do it? bu-ba-du-bu duh?
If i wrote my homework at school does it still count as a homework ?
I wonder how a frog would react if i bit it...
If an alcoholic drinks too much alcohol Does a workoholic drink too much workohol?
Do aliens think were aliens?
if adam and eve is white then where is the black people came from???
if alcohol really doesn't keep you warm in the winter what's with the st. bernard
if alcohol really doesn't keep you warm in the winter why drink for false sensations
AREN'T ALL MARRIAGES GAY MARRIAGES?
IF OUTLAWZ CHEATED DOES THAT MAKE THEIR CLAN NAME TRUE
iF COR PUT AND BETWEEN R AND APE DID HE NOT BYPASS?
iF COR PUT AND BETWEEN R AND APE DID HE NOT BYPASS?
Is death the opposite of life or birth?
What if you're mentally handicapped And therefore not capable of realizing you're mentally handicapped?
if opposites attract why aren't there more interracial couples?
If friendship is magic Ddoes that mean nobody has any friends nowdays?
if people make fun of deformed people who knows if we are the ones deformed.rm
I've always wondered What Is Chandler Bing's Job?
mmm... tesada2 sa7
why does a man with hair have more hair than a man with hairs?
SKYRIM? sounds like something you would have to look up on urban dictionary.
If sharks are more afraid of us than we are of them than why do they attack us
If ignorance is bliss Is justin Bieber the happiest man on earth?
What if someday we close 9gag tab and the site stops existing
If Prof Edmund knows TMC Quite well Then how come he can't teach it?
IF EVERYONE LEFT MYSPACE FOR FACEBOOK WHAT WILL EVERYONE LEAVE FACEBOOK FOR?
Bought gladiator S9 Buy it again s10?
If Aeris died Why cloud did not use Phoenix Down
Did all the apple owners feel nearly as bad as the christians did when their messiah died?
Why are crackers named crackers Do they have crack in them?
Does a White Supremicist Shop during black friday?
ignorant because of religion or religious out of ignorance?
If a pig weighs 130 lbs and sab weighs 150 lbs Does that mean sab is an adult pig?
go out or play tf2?
if there are always more girls than guys why are there so many single guys?
if homosexuals are 'gay' are heterosexuals 'depressed'?
if lesbians don't like penises why do they like sex toys shaped like penises?
if its hell for a guy to be in a place full of okamas is a place full of girls hell for an okama?
if dust is dead skin and you are allergic to dust are you then allergic to humans?
if the plural of cactus is cacti is the plural of bus bi?
some people in africa have to walk 2 hours for water from a waterpump why don't they move their homes closer to the waterpump
if the media is designed to inform people and we have more media than ever why are people so misinformed?
If a spaceship goes at speed of light does its lights work
How skeletons walk without muscles?
CAN I INB4 X IF X IS IN SAME POST
If the game has never been completed can the developers know all the answers?
if god can see everything why does he have a video surveillance at his house?
If we are the 1% doesn't that make us 100% of the 1%?
If eminem really doesn't care about his haters why mention it in his songs?
Is justin bieber STILL Not as gay as twilight?
if dust is partially skin particles why does dust collect in locked
Why  DO THEY PUT HOLES IN CRACKERS?
If scouting with a drone is a brilliant display of skill does it mean making that drone is a move of genius?
IF CHURCH AND STATE ARE SEPERATE how come religious people get to vote?
pepper spray teh walmart!?
How do birds have sex?
When  i have dislikes i know they didn't use google translator
if subway is where winners eat? does that mean charlie sheen eats there?
What if santa and mrs. claus get a divorce?
Why is it called 'racism' when there is no racing involved?
WHILE YOU'RE HAVING AN EARGASM the ears produces more earwax?
IF A PERSON IS BLIND WILL HE SEE LIGHT IN THE END OF THE TUNNEL?
If he's so ugly Why doesn't he delete the photo ?
If they are 'All American rejects' Why are they so accepted?
If a bunch of gingers get stuck on an island what do they signal instead of sos?
If everyone is a sanwich Who's the fatty?
IF TODAY IS THANKSGIvING WHEN IS YOU'RE WELCOMESGIVING
if everyone is avoiding mainstreamness wouldnt that make unmainstream mainstream?
If tumblr user's opinions are so unpopular why do they get so many notes and followers from them?
NOT SURE IF I'M RIGHT OR JUST USING THE WRONG MEME
If one believes in reincarnation will gravestone say rip or brb -psiphi
if memes were created to imitate the real life
if there is a competition for wining last place and you finish last do you still win?
if pink is the new black what is the old pink?
is it still thanksgiving if you only take?
if a deaf person has to go to court THEN is it still called a hearing?
iF i'M NOT TIRED OF DOING WHAT I LOVE THAT MEANS GOD RESTED BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE HiS CREATION?
if republicans sacrafice the individual to save the company and democrats sacrifice the individual to save the government Who will save the individual?
If linux is so cool why nobody cares?
If the pilgrims were so thankful who came up with manifest destiny?
If big brother is watching you who's watching big brother?
If someone in your circle of friends is a douche Would they then be considered a 'circle jerk'?
if there are boys in the yard is it because of my milkshakes
preheating vs. heating an oven?
if a hemaphrodite goes missing do you put their picture on a container of half & half?
What was first the christian or the atheist?
Midnight is actually the beginning of morning
If eMT hates using vegetables Are they hippocritical now that they've made pizza before?
if anti-wrinkle cream is supposed to work
What if  a vampire sucks in his job?
If automotive Tires are black Why is the michelin man white?
If atheists are the people for whom god doesn't exist Am i a girlfriendheist?
why does acne exist?
if i make enough memes will one eventually get a lot of likes?
Hvis lectio er til for at reklamere? Skal man s&#229; finde gymnasieinfo i et bilkakatalog?
Are donuts really just bagels?
If yugioh is a childrens card game why do 30 year olds play it?
If they do a Behind-The-Scenes for 'How It's Made' Would it be called 'How 'how it's made' is made'?
How can you have your cake and eat it too if the cake is a lie?
why does a round pizza come in a square box?
IF HITLER DIDN'T WANT INFERIOR PEOPLES TO CONTAMINATE THE GENE POOL WHY DID HE KILL HOMOSEXUALS
IF HITLER DIDN'T CERTAIN PEOPLE TO CONTAMINATE THE GENE POOL WHY DID HE KILL HOMOSEXUALS?
Rocks have all the time in the world
when people make cake pigs don&#180;t eat like them so why does the people eat like them?
why is it called 'taking a dump' instead of 'leaving a dump'
why do you have to pay a toll on freeways?
why do you wash towels? aren't you clean when you come out of the shower?
Does p diddy wake up feeling like kesha?
if 9gag ends  bang!?
If a horse with one cone is a unicorn then is a horse with 2 cones a bicorn?
If a zombie has no soul 9gag is starting the zombie apocalypse?
When lightning hits the water why don't all the fish die?
if being drunk in public is illegelal How are you supposed to get home ?
if we lock insanity wolf in a closet will he come out?
when 9gag takes your soul Do you become a ginger?
If everybody hates videos on 9gag   How do they get the hot page?
Are some animals Allergic to humans?
If WOMEN live in the kitchen  why are men the best chefs?
TWO OF EACH ANIMAL
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If you inspire someone Do you brainwash them?
why have a bandwagon? i can't imagine having enough seats for a audience
if all men are dogs then does that mean all men go to heaven?
if white lies are harmless then regular lies must be white lies because no harm was done?
If andy c called it a day... what would dnb forum do?
If Islam teaches Jews come from apes does that mean islam believes in evolution?
EL NAS T7R2 EL 3RBYAT ' N2OL LEL SHORTA EDRABOHOM EL SHORTA TEDRBHOM ' N2OL EL SHORTA BTDRB EL SH3B
IF MATT WAS UNEMPLOYED WOULD HE NOTICE THE DIFFERENCE?
If the mutiverse theory is true Then does god actually exist in a parallel universe?
Why Won't americans elect  Reveal its donors?
what if aliens aren't green? what if they look just like us
pteranodons: you liked it so you put a wing on it
IF VOLDEMORT SO POWERFUL WHY DIDN'T HE MADE HIMSELF A NOSE?
If you LBO yourself Who gets the fee?
if i had my bigger friend say something  would the trolling stop?
would my black gay lover be my bro or my ho?
Beatles song? Must be written under the influence of illegal substances
If god can do anything
IF VEgetarian can one eat animal crackers?
IF ONE CANNOT SEE HOW DOES ONE FIND HIS WAY TO SPECSAVERS ?
If i think as a men can you act as a kidnaptor ?
if outside food is brought inside shouldn't it be inside food fee?
smoking lizard like a boss
if god helps you isn't he harming others?
nobody makes me happy like she does
If i forgot about the feed on that collateral did it happen to damage the victims tank parts?
how did the programmer program the first programming program if he programmed the first programming program?
IF HOT DOGS ARE MADE FROM LIPS AND ASSHOLES WHY ISN'T GLENN BECK LISTED IN THE INGREDIENTS?
why so many questions died millions of yeARS AGO
So if humans are 75% water AND GOD CAN TURN WATER INTO WINE DOES THAT MEAN I AM AN ALCHOLIC?
if everyone's using blackberry and i'm not does that make me a hipster?
If love of two is one
IF YOU PRETEND TO BE A HIPSTER IN ORDER TO BE IRONIC
If dinosaurs are extinct why am i here?
if there were women's rights protests would it be called Occupy Kitchen?
Im on the quest for the logic i cant find
if you put a snapback cap on backwards doesn't that make it a snap-forward?
if there's only veterans on vote page why do we have reposts on trending?
if i'm an atheist does that just make this a 'tier' character?
WHat if your soulmate is a ginger?
Tech Director gets home before 8 PM Doesn't know what to do with life.
if we shave body hair how come we never shave eyebrows?
If one hates dubstep
how could stoned mean high or lifted? a stone would never do those things
If i thought about about a thought wouldn't it be a thoughtseption?
If he who is without sin casts the first rock Then is he who is with sin smoketh it
what does snot smell like
when someone tells you to get a life how do you know they did'nt just steal yours?
If Women stay at kitchen all day and want to describe something are they committed to create a pie chart?
If gingers are born without soul does that mean they're immune to 9gag?
do you think every pornstar religious? because they're always screamin jesus
if we promote generl interest will it become marshal interest?
HOW DO YOU mean ................  .....SWITCHED?
Talks of new keys?? guess those keys are made to close doors...
If a cougar is an older woman that likes young boys Does that make a nittany lion an older man that likes young boys?
If your brain malfunction will you know your brain malfunction?
page in book with 'This page intentionally left Blank' caption... is really blank?
how does 'Singularity' become 'sisi'?
If lesbians like girls why do they always date girls who look like guys?
If Pinocchio Said my nose will Grow What would Happen?
If clouds have silver linings How do plaNEs not crash?
If impossible object is impossible  then how is it possible
If a peanut bag says may contain nuts does it?
IF a penny saved is a penny earned why do i feel so awesome buying a 5 cent snickers?
if the airplanes' black boxes are indestructible why don't they do the whole plane from its material?
when cheese gets its picture taken
If I tap the iphone with my ring finger Will that start a new call? And to who?
if older women that go after younger men are cougars does that make old men doing the same nittany lions?
IF CLARK KENT IS FROM ANOTHER PLANET why ıs he speakıng englısh?
ıf 9gag controls people by taking their souls how can gıngers be addicted to it too?
if dinosaurs became extinct 65 million years ago why am i still here?
is it just me or  do girls always show up when you're doing something unappealing?
If a guys thiefs a thief
Is it haten To hate haters?
why are the icons of facebook
If guns don't kill people
Peter gabriel dressed as flower why i can't stop and find it awkward?
PARTIALLY MIDGET  even shorter or a bit taller?
If it's called 'Rain of Fire' then why are INFERNALs summoned from the ground
if shrp CHEDDAR is sharp why doesnt my mouth bleed?
if dinosaurs are extinct then how am i here
yawn Is like stretching your mouth?
if when more gruyere cheese
when someone posts another post about repost Isn't he also reposting?
Does hating haters who hate haters make one a hater?
Why spend time denying third if toss only needs 2 bases to win
hmmm..... what can a dino play by himself?
DOES HATING HATERS... MAKE ME A HATER?
did you ever dream that you're under water and yet you're breathing just fine without any equipment?
if you change siri from male to female does that make your phone a transvestite?
I Wonder... statement or question
if you get half of nothing... do you get something
What happens if I f6 My nOte Into itself?
If Billy Beane rebuilt baseball from the ground up Why Hasn't Oakland done crap since 2002
IF martha has 35 cookies
is it cannibalism if a drink drinks a drink?
if the internet is shutdown will i no longer exist..?
i can see what you mean or can i?
If a computer executes a Virus that destroys it Does the Computer commit suicide?
if i am just a meme is my existance based on bottom texts?
why are swaptions called swaptions? opwaps sounds so much cooler
if that fridge have the same logo as my fridge does it mean it's my fridge?
Wouldn't a Tree need a nervous system to have feelings?
If we travel in the speed of light  would we be able to run thrugh things?
If demi conkey bangs a dog Then is it cross breeding or breeding?
is garret hatchett a try red bracket? yes saaaa
When windows has 64bit nowadays. Why can i still choose 32bit Colordepth only?
MY FAV DINOSAUR??? HMMMM...
if the exchange server is down why do we notify users by email?
IF SOMETHING IS HEAT AND CHILL would it be luke warm
If the universe was a small ball before
If You are JH and Im JH.............               Does that mean we are meant to be?
Wall street protesters hate CEO's but loved Steve Jobs
If a bazillion is one followed by a bazillion zeroes how do you how many zeroes to put if bazillion is 10^bazillion?
grass always greener on the other side Not same from over there?
DO We DOubt At Our Doubts?
if lesbians like women why do they all look like men?
if effects follow animation why does animator follow effects guy?
does-not-simply-a - one does not simply pee with a boner
does-not-simply-a - mom
does-not-simply-a -  erase the upper text
does-not-simply-a - ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY READ A MEME IN YOUR OWN VOICE
does-not-simply-a - One does not simply 'wake up'  at 5 am and finish homework
does-not-simply-a - One does not simply touch mc hammer
does-not-simply-a - one does not simply read one meme
does-not-simply-a - one does not simply find nemo
does-not-simply-a - One does not simply leave prison  with a butt-hole this big..
does-not-simply-a - ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY SAVE THE EARTH BY TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS FOR ONE HOUR
does-not-simply-a - One does not simply  Win a argument with a woman
does-not-simply-a - one does not simply  like a meme without being a member
does-not-simply-a - one does not simply find a place to masterbate while on vacation with family
does-not-simply-a - one does not simply report an error to microsoft and get a solution
does-not-simply-a - One does not simply pause an online game
username... already taken
the weather is too nice can't see the screen on my smart phone
Eating potato chips Can't hear the TV
made awesome meme misspeled a word
Went to bathroom without my smartphone Had to read the showergel label
The page started to load right as i clicked the refresh button
wants to eat cake brushed teeth already
loading screens are too short to read text written there
clicked copy instead of paste now i have to copy the first file again
my hair tie won't go around my hair 3 times but it's too loose when it's only wrapped twice
LISTENED TO FABULOUS SONG TOO MANY TIMES NOW I DISLIKE IT
when i heat a drink    in the microwave the turntable always finishes    with the mug's handle in the REAR
wanted to download a movie only found megaupload links
Told my friend 'good night' over phone Can't do anything on facebook because friend might find out I lied
got a paper cut from my macbook air
Opens up new tab forgets why
WENT TO CLICK FULL SCREEN ON PORNHUB VID... CLICKED FACEBOOK SHARE BY ACCIDENT
Shit was too big ass hurts
15 second youtube ad can't skip
playing a game on my iphone people keep texting me
I want to click the video link But I'd have to pause my music
selected 500 objects with ctrl Accidently clicked Away
posted a status on facebook didn't get any likes
the meme isn't in english i can't tell if it's funny or not
'Please refer to the data in figure 7.4' Figure 7.4 is on the next page
I hate when my wallet is full and it hurts to sit
The lead in my mechanical pencil keeps going back in when i write
New laptop is too light have to use two hands to open it
Thought iT Was Friday BUt It's Actually Thursday
Found a song with a good chorus then pitbull started rapping..
1 pillow is to low 2 pillows is to high
found favorite food at end of buffet plate already full
asked for a dislike button got a timeline
Spent 5 dollars didn't win 640 million dollars
Received a second message while answering the first now i have to start over again
NEED job for experience need experience for job
Enter souvENIR shop can't find anything with my name on it
box says storage is 32 gb actual storage is 28.52 gb
I want to eat chips but i can't hear the tv
tries to write fast first two letters become capital
Turned off controller instead of console now i have to reconnect my controller
creates a meme  gets no likes
My parents make too much money for me to get financial aid
INSTALLED WINDOWS 8 CAN'T FIND THE START BUTTON
I have Too much cereal for one bowl but not enough for two
BROUGHT IPOD TO SCHOOL FORGOT HEADPHONES
Username.. already taken
Tries to make a first world problem meme can't think of any problems
Oreo fell to the bottom of my glass God hates me
i slept in too late on my day off now i have less time to do nothing
Puts hand under desk accidently touches all the old gum
finally found a good song on the radio it's almost over
Has nothing to drink except clean water
ACCIDENTALLY CHANGED TO FB TIMELINE NOW I CAN'T CHANGE BACK
thought of a good joke for meme generator.. found out someone else already made it
Looks at memes. Sees duplicates.
i forgot my phone and i'm already sitting on the toilet
caught up on tv series now I have to wait like everyone else
ate all my salsa still have some chips left
Can't hear the tv
Memegenerator finally loads only 2% of the images actually show up
Multiple internet Tabs open loud ad comes on and i don't know which one it's coming from
Has to go to the bathroom toilet seat is cold
All those kids in uganda will never get their own sheep in farmville
Stuck on the same Problem for an Hour Realized my calculator was in Radians
Shit came after i finished shower now i have to clean my ass again
Needs to do homework Middle of night
Got the timeline can't get rid of it
I'm hungry but I just brushed my teeth
made a meme no-one upvoted
Mom cLeans my room unexpectedly Now i can't find anything
save session on chrome it opens youfapfap.com next your parents
i made a funny meme last night memegenerator down all day
thought i made an awesome facebook status nobody liked it
downloaded album Its the live recording
craving chick-fil-a it's sunday
bought from amazon item was cheaper than the shipping and handling
meme generator stopped working and i forgot my joke
I double clicked a file i wanted to open  computer tries to rename it instead
Cant hear my favorite tv show over the sound of my crunchy snacks
WANTED TO WATCH THE SUPERBOWL COMMERCIALS EVERY TIME I TURN TO THat CHANNEL THE ACTUAL GAME IS ON
got an iphone 4 today just realized iphone 5 comes out tomorrow
Finally all wrapped up nice and secure in bed Needs to pee
i forgot the top text and can't edit
made an awesome meme no likes
class gets quiet for 5 seconds stomach growls loud enough to wake the dead
Searched netflix only available on dvd
made hilarious meme didn't make it to the hot page
Just bought a new house No internet till friday
too cold without a coat too warm with a coat
made a typo on a meme can't correct it
i just made a meme  and nobody's going to see it
my back hurts from laying on the couch all day
CHOSE 'SAVE AS...' ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON IMPORTANT FILE AND OVERWROTE IT
I want to 'upvote' a post but I have to sign in
I just wanted to stalk the profile but I clicked 'Add as a Friend'
I love pringles but my hands can't fit in the tube
i want to create an account but the password requires at least one number
page is taking too long to load loads just as you click refresh
went to the gym someone on my favorite treadmill
they closed the starbucks across the street from the starbucks
want to use wikipedia to learn about sopa wikipedia is blacked out
My Memes don't get enough upvotes
try to lay on side with iphone screen keeps flipping
walked into the bathroom with my socks on stepped in a little bit of water
Getting out of car at destination Favorite song comes on radio
clicks on youtube song live version
Phone rang after I poured the milk my cereal is soggy
I want to eat potato chips but then i can't hear the t.v.
push button for fanta get cola
turns on super bowl sees madonna
My internet so fast I cannot eat while updating
300 friends on facebook only 10% wish Happy birthday
i didn't have a shitty childhood so i can't turn my pain into art
in the mood for mcdonalds mum has already put dinner on
memegenerator offline for too long forgot the clever memes i was going to make
Win a contest already own prize
Bought a really awesome beanie Winter's almost over
I'm so hungry BUt I just brushed my teeth
I cant hear the television the sound of me eating is too loud
late night mcdonalds ice cream machine is turned off
I wanted to dip cookie in coffee but cookie is too big
ran out of cola now i have to drink water
go to show people around me funny video type password where username goes
Wanted to play music itunes Needs an update
WAITED AT STARBUCKS FOR 10 MINUTES GOT MY ORDER WRONG
Went to a concert Only knew three songs
mY BATTERIES IN MY GAMEBOY DIED BEFORE I SAVED
Craved chick-fil-a on a sunday
SAW INTERESTING THUMBNAIL JUST AFTER CLICKING A LINK GO BACK. IT'S NOT THERE ANYMORE
laptop out of battery. charger upstairs.
BEDROOM TOO FAR AWAY FROM ROUTER WEAK SIGNAL
The ice cream is too hard for me to scoop
Bit into a jelly donut Got a dry piece
bought a new pc everything defaulted to bing
OMG EARTHQUAKE!!! I FORGOT TO UPDATE MY FACEBOOK STATUS!!!!
turned off controller instead of console
i have to go to work to get paid
bought two video games today i don't know which one to play first
Left car out in the sun my nice leather seats burn my ass
But we had  pizza yesterday
all my tv's are too new to play my nintendo 64
Saw a meme Didn't have proper grammar
Can't use speakers Parents in bed
one jacket too cold two jackets too warm
switch quality on youtube rebuffering
bedroom light still on already in bed
this giant hand keeps touching my face
my oreo broke in the milk
The LAST ITEM ON SHOPPING LIST IS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE STORE
Had to do two rotations of the toilet paper roll To find the edge of the next sheet
F&#252;hrt sich eine migros ice tea flasche ein ex-freund publiziert video auf facebook
4th of july holiday is on wednesday no three day weekend
change radio when Taylor swift comes on she's on every channel
went upstairs forgot  what i wanted to get
want something from vending machine all i have is a $10
calling lost cell phone left it on vibrate
TV volume is too loud at 28 and too quiet at 26 perfect at 27 but it's an odd number
wasn't Paying attention to the computer screen ACCIDENTALLY Opened Internet Explorer
so cold outside have to put off gloves to use my smartphone
One pillow too low two pillows too high
Can't hear the television because my cereal is too crunchy
Facebook friend counter went down one don't know who it was
Wants to masturbate Hand is too cold
most comfortable spot in the house wifi doesn't reach
I made a facebook status and nobody liked it
taking a shower one part of my body is always cold
Went to watch Netflix movie Only on DVD
microsoft
chips too crunchy can't hear television
I spent too long making memes now my cereal is soggy
lost my phone have to start angry birds all over again
Sat down to shit only farted
save session on firefox it opens on youfapfap.com
in a friend's house tv volume is on an uneven number
found a typo in my fb status too late to repost because of the likes
I think I'm emotionally constipated... I haven't given a shit in days
ate all the chips realised i had dip
My nanny Quit Who will take care of my kids?
Went for a shit forgot phone
laptop is about to die charger is downstairs
Wanted to make a funny meme cant think of anythig
the third bmw my dad gave me didn't have a bow on it
Hungry But don't wanna cook
took shower socks are hard to put on
we have to clean up so the maid doesnt think were lazy
I can't go grocery shopping because the refrigerator and cupboards are all full
wanted to click the scroll bar clicked the x button
I WOKE UP AT 11AM TOO LATE FOR BrEAKFAST. TOO EARLY FOR LUNCH
Falling asleeP during movie Can't fall asleep once movie ends
im trying to text the lights keep turning  green
accidentally made two copies of meme can't delete the duplicate
hard drive is 40 gb Available space is 39.7
a terrible song came on my favorite pandora station but i just started cutting up raw chicken
i read my new message but the (1+)  is still there
Opens NEW TAB FORGETS WHY
went to the store with a coupon but forgot to use it
I want an ice cap but i won't get to roll up the rim
LAPtop battery is low charger is all the way up stairs
It is too hot to stay underneath the blanket But it is too cold to put one leg out
They closed the starbucks across the street from starbucks
made hilarious meme i forgot to log in
got in bed needed to pee
changed channel to skip seeing commercials Forgot i was watching a recorded show
dropped a grape it rolled away
Bought clothes last week now it's 50% off
Comes up with good idea for meme Forgets it
Took day off from work ACCIDENTLY set alarm anyway
Want to watch tv in bed with head on side cant see tv properly
MY PC IS TOO GOOD HAVE TO WAIT FOR FRIENDS' TO LOAD DURING MMORPG
got a notification was a farmville request
Accidentally changed to Timeline Can't Change Back
i still can't pronounce meme
Remote went missing for a month Had to watch TV in another room
my range rover back-up camera is not hd
have to wake up early for work tomorrow 12 pm
walk into the kitchen to throw something away no garbage bag in the can
Accidentally Hit Dismiss instead of snooze Forced to wake up right away or miss appointment
took a dump water drop splashed back up
facebook is down my farm is going to be a mess
put the lime in the coconut felt worse
My Mother Bought Generic Ketchup
get settled on the couch with food forgot drink in the kitchen
dating a guy his brother is hotter
my sister set me up on a blind date he doesnt even lift
thinks of good meme already used
tried to open chrome opened picassa instead
Kickin’ in the front seat; Sittin’ in the back seat Which seat should I take
hungry at midnight already brushed teeth
I went to american public SCHOOL I don't know where Ukraine is
shower not big enough to hold all of my hair products
The Arbys im in is being robbed no wifi to update my status
I have so many games i can't decide which one to play
TV IN LIVING ROOM PC IN BEDROOM
Two Songs with the same name Looking for the one that isn't popular
i set my alarm for seven at night
Buy all the steam games on sale internet is too slow to download them all
Want Something from the vending machine smallest bill is a ten
Gets a new phone has to restart angry birds
gets Hungry in the middle of the night already brushed teeth
watching several episodes of a series have to sit through the 'previously on...' segment
only had one day off from work this week had to clean the house
Kid at the drive-thru only gave me one ketchup
i didn't go hard so i had to go home
Grabbed a capri Sun no straw
I can't lie on my side With my headphones on
Poured Cereal Out of milk
AND THEN HE TOLD ME HE WAS BATMAN I WAS HOPING HE WAS DAREDEVIL
House too big Wifi signal not reaching all rooms
i GET A GALAXY S3 ON MY BIRTHDAY  But the Galaxy s4 Release is this year!
my youtube video has fully buffered but i forgot to choose 1080p
lost my skull candy headphones have to use my apple earbuds
WANTED TO CLOSE TAB... Closed the whole window
Food requires 3 min. cooking time feels like forever
got new shoes the plastic bit on the shoelace came off
first blow job
Its a beautiful day outside now there is a glare on my tv
downloaded music unknown album unknown artist
Pirating movies The Captcha is Too hard to read
has a job to afford video games can't play video game because of job
Too hungry to sleep too tired to cook
too lonely to stay single too irritated by people to date
i accidentally opened internet explorer
I hate the blue shell because i'm always in first
I'm so happy with my life that I can't think of anything I want for my birthday
I bought a new car and keep looking for my old one in the parking lot
when he asked if something was wrong
I Slept.... through the end of the world.
STEAM SALE IS COMING Internet speed 1.5mbps
My Fridge is so full i dont know what to eat
I HAVE TO WORK BUT MY FRIENDS KEEP TEXTING ME
I have to shit  but my bathroom is next to the livingroom and my friends might hear me
Too hungry to wait for hotpocket  to cool 3rd degree cheese burns
have to wait until midnight to play diablo 3
I've just taken a shower Now I want to shit
Favorite Meme Is only in the Meh Tier
Asked my dad if I can go out
tries to look at ipod while laying on side the screen keeps shifting
forgot to charge my kindle now my book's run out of battery
i forgot to ask the barista to punch my coffee card
mY mercedes e class is so big I can't find decent parking
Goes for a trip forgot to charge IPOD
LIVES SO CLOSE TO WORK CANT FINISH ONE SONG
my internet is so fast i am downloading movies faster than i can watch them
he's so cute and I like him
The only 'a' I've got Is my bra siZe
'college is just too much for me' syllabus week
Facebook message Seen Can't tell if i'm being ignored or recipient is THINKING of a response
thought i felt cash in my pockets nope. just a bunch of receipts
accidentally changed to fb timeline NOW I CANT CHANGE BACK
my pokemon are too strong to catch weak pokemon
want to believe in Zombie Apocalypse Know too much physics
in bed forgot to pee
toaster wasn't plugged in have to wait again
when i get in the shower  it feels cold for half a second
Burned more than 3 beehives got yelled at by maven and brynjolf
youtube keeps buffering
my computer hard drive crashed nsa won't send me their backup copy
too many rooms in my house can't decide where to sleep
I have 587 friends on facebook none of them liked my status
Accidentally got timeline now i can't go back
goes to the bathroom to take shit forgets phone
Steam is having their summer sale But i already own all the best games
wake up to watch legend of korra it's a rerun
Used my master ball on a pidgy
i dont have enough room for all my clothes in my closet
I want pizza but i hate ordering it
went to the toilet forgot to bring my iphone
Laying on back playing Angry Birds  On Ipad Dropped iPad on My Face
had chicken for lunch having chicken again for dinner
PhoNe is so new No one makes cases for it
2014 still no hoverboard
I posted something funny and I'm not getting any likes
I filled up my tank yesterday today gas is three cents cheaper
My dog's health insurance won't cover  aromatherapy
I've been on the toilet looking at my smartphone for so long I forgot if i shit
Thought of a really funny meme Too much effort to make it
i need to fap but friends are over
mom doesn't know where the remote is the maid doesn't know either
both of my houses are in sandy's path
thinks of clever joke reddit is down
this minute rice is taking too long to cook
I want to apply for financial aid from colleges but my parents make too much money
creates a meme on meme generator only 2 likes
10% power left on laptop but so comfortable on bed
the vending machine wont take my dollar
creates a clever meme someone copes it and gets more likes than me
upvoted a witty comment then realized it's from the user I hate
sent her a long message then she replied 'k.'
my name starts with the letter 'a' people keep pocket dialing me
lose track of time playing diablo 3 forget to watch game of thrones
FOUND THE BEST SONG EVER NO ONE LIKED IT ON FACEBOOK
FOUND A WONDERFUL WEBSITE YESTERDAY cleARED BROWSER'S HISTORY. CAN'T REMEMBER HOW I FOUND IT
accidentally changed to timeline now i can't change back
Went to McDonalds They Don't sell oreo Mcflurry anymore
APPLE LAUNCHEs IPAD 3 i just bought an ipad 2
Sounds keep coming from computer Don't know which tab it is
i ate chinese food a half an hour ago now i'm hungry again
Creeped someone on facebook  they were sitting right behind me
I have to poo but the toilet seat will be cold
put phone in my pocket just before i received text message
My new company car doesn't have a backup camera Now I have to turn around like some savage
i want to repost a meme that has a spelling mistake but it already has several Likes
Trying to watch netflix with headphones Snacking on chips makes it impossible to hear anything
Nanny is sick Have to interact with my Own children
28K new memes all of them are shit
house is so huge that wifi doesn't reach the bedroom
I want food from dunkin donuts but I want coffee from starbucks
I got my entre Before i was finished with my appetizer
cable remote doesn't control tv volume
WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE TO BUY MORE FOOD  THEY RAN OUT OF ANTIBACTERIAL WIPES FOR MY CART
my bed is so warm and comfortable have to pee
memes gone from page one before any upvotes meme generator too popular
Puts cereal in bowl no more milk
i get bad wifi reception in my room because my house is too big
I don't always use the wrong meme but when I do
left my phone charging all night charger wasn't connected to the wall
My amazon order didn't come to 25 dollars Now I won't get the free shipping
Walked all the way to mcdonalds for Shamrock Shake Machine was broken
went to pick up the sniper ended up getting teammate's ammo
I go on MEME And have seen all the images
Brushed my teeth before eating now it tastes funny
microwaved hot pocket too long third degree burns in mouth
buys game on steam goes on sale the next day
i've just brushed my teeth and now i'm hungry
makes a sandwich for tv show ate it before the buffering ended
house full of food but nothing to eat
all the ellipticals with tvs are taken
Eating Doritos so loud Can't hear jeopardy question
Find Silver Rupee Wallet Full
My ipad keyboard is out of power Got to use the on screen keyboard
I have nothing to complain about
THE ADOBE FLASH PLUGIN HAS CRASHED   ADS DON'T LOAD PROPERLY
'ex'Ed out of the whole internet instead of just the one tab
Had a wonderful Meal Forgot to post pics on Facebook
husband was killed with fast and furious guns was told it's bush's fault and I'm a racist
i need to lose weight but healthy food tastes shit
no wi-fi can't check-in on facebook
Makes crappy meme nobody likes it
watching tv while eating can't hear over the sound of my own crunching
My boyfriend banged me in the ass he didn't use a condom
ordered a coke without ice got ice
wanted to go outside have to put my shoes back on
finished my last episode what do i do with my life?
windows needs to restart for update can only postpone for four hours
i want tea Have to boil water first
siri  doesnt understand have to type
Don't have Anything to be Sad  about
look for a song on Youtube finds out it's a live version
Meet the system requirements game still runs too slow
Browse the internet for hours right hand gets cold
My internet connection is too fast to ever get to enjoy the new imgur loading animation
finishes taking shower  needs to take a shit
I want to buy electronics on black friday But I have everything I want
I Want to look at facebook but everyone keeps forcing their beliefs on me
I WANT TO TAKE A SHIT AT WORK BUT I'M AFFRAID SOMEONE WILL RECOGNIZE MY SHOES
bought my first house so big i don't have enough to fill it
I HAVE NO MONEY AFTER MY 9 WEEK JOURNEY TO ASIA
tries to study too many hot girls on facebook
Made a Milkshake Brought No Boys To the yard
its raining outside and i really need a cigarette
Dipped Cookie in milk held for too long and it broke off
opens photoshop clicks 'browse in bridge'
Clicks scumbag generator nothing
Don't want to do anything on my day off Depressed cause I'm not doing anything on my day off
want to eat that food but i'm chewing gum
parents got me a new car for christmas not the color i wanted
Accidentally close long blog page have to scrol all the way down again
I wanna be witty not sure best meme to use
escalator broken had to walk up the stairs
Need experience for job need job for experience
my shoulder hurts so bad from carrying this laptop bag
I can't get rid of my Hemorrhoids because i sit on my ass all day
misspelled one letter have to retype password all over again
I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE DESSERT I COULD HAVE EATEN MORE
Watched long-awaited movie It sucked
Someone left the microwave with 3 seconds to go Had to press 'Clear'
My parents own so many cars that mine doesn't fit in the garage
too hot for covers but covers are cozy
sent email forgot attachment
actually read assignments don't discuss in class
last bowl of cereal.. just crumbs...
Accidentally yanked controller from port have to start mario 3 all over from the beginning
trying to make a hot dog. Bun splits down the middle.
Have so much music Can't Decide What to Put on My iPOd
Can't find a workout  that will help me lose weight
i have seen so many movies there are no more movies to watch
Forgot to tweet about 11.12.13 14:15
built new 3.9 GHz 32 GB Computer starts so fast can't open Bios
found movie clip on youtube 240p
If only we'd legalized pot sooner We'd still have hostess
I hate the echo I hear When two televIsions in my home are on the same channel
Just raped by random guy While walking home Wasn't legitimate
Hot dogs come in 8 packs  Hot dog buns only come in 6 packs
I don't know what to eat the fridge is too full
made epic meme on meme generator didn't get any likes
wife offers potato chips have to wash hands before using my tablet again
there's more heat in living room than in my own room but Wi-Fi signal is better
I have a structured settlement But I need cash now
Please select your country United States is at bottom
last cigarette its broken
generated a meme nobody liked it
I want to text in class But I sit to close to the Teacher.
tries to take a picture of the night sky all black
My life is great but so is my friends'
type a long sentence find out you had caps lock on...
get low calorie soda to be healthier still fat
Hates Facebook Page must 'like' it to express hate
Drove thru mcdonalds they didn't put a straw in the bag
bored how i met your mother  ISN'T on for another half an hour
Just got use to writing 2011 now need to write 2012
Got out of bed early Gym closed
Forgot that i HaD milk at hOme Now have two gallons
MADE A FACEBOOK MOVIE AND No one LIKED IT
ONE ALLERGY HAPPENS TO BE NUTTELLA
Don't know what I want for christmas because i already have everything
has to make a meme for class gets distracted by Facebook
Has a funny password can't tell anyone
i'm exhausted from all the vacations i go on
I ORDERED MY BURGER PLAIN AND IT ISN'T THERE's TOO MUCH FOOD ON MY FOOD
i have so many shoes i don't know which pair to wear
Audi broke down had to drive porsche to work
Want to go Shopping but cant think of anything I need
The perfect volume on my TV Isn't a multiple of 2 or 5.
Im so hungry but theres no more junk food at home
saw a meme in SPANISH bet it was funny too
My fiji Water Bottle Wont fit in my cupholder
Electric toothbrush raN out of battery Now I have to move my hand
Wanted to eat the rest of the free bread waiter took it away
Remote ran out of battery have to stand up to change the channel
watching a youtube video forgot to log in before I liked a comment
looking for quotes in book can't use ctrl-f
Professor asks 'Any questions on the exam?' Must listen to inane questions for next 25 minutes
want to comment on online article have to sign in with social media
need information now can't be bothered to google it
Went to facebook They added timeline
just sat down REMOTE's TEN FEET away
BLU-RAY ISN'T WORKING HAVE TO WATCH REGULAR DVD'S
keeps hitting generate without selecting language
Got Ipod password wrong have to wait one minute
TRANSLATING A SONG THEN SING IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE DOESN'T RHYME ANYMORE
ice maker broken forced to use old fashioned ice trays
so many dinner parties to attend not hungry at all
i was wiping my ass and my fingers went through the tissue
I TOLD HIM IT WAS ME OR THE CIVIC HEARD HIM GRANNY SHIFT AND NOT DOUBLE CLUTCH AS HE LEFT
made a spelling error on facebook now everyone thinks I'm dumb
chips ran out before the cheese
The Coca-Cola Ad  was in different languages
having low self esteem today better post a selfie on fb for reassurance
Need to pee Too lazy to get out of bed
can't even pick purdue or uk  to lose first round
SKIPPED BREAKFAST sTOMACH GROWLS DURING TEST
Youtube starts to lag hits exit button when it starts to play again
I want  to watch matrix and eat ice cream but there is no spoon
I voted for Obama. Now he is dragging us straight into world war III.
got into my cold bmw 750 heated seats not working
MY HANDS ARE COLD iPhone doesn't detect fingers with gloves on
Gets bored with facebook on computer picks up phone and launches FB ap
I can't use my laptop in public it's not a mac
Car remote died Has to Insert key into lock like Some kind of animal
found a site where you can make your own memes but no ideas
My favourite flavour of iced tea Is a limited edition
I hope i am let out of this binder soon I need to make dinner
I really want some soda and chips But the convenience store is a block away and I already took off my shoes.
I'VE BEEN DEPRESSED ALL WEEK HAVE TO WAIT 2 EXTRA DAYS TO GET MY SAMSUNG Siii
FEEL TIRED AND WANT TO SLEEP RIGHT NOW HAVE TO BRUSH TEETH FIRST
i need to pee really bad but i can't stop surfing the web
Fell asleep watching groundhog day can't figure out where i left off
i want to watch a movie  but i don't want to turn my music off
go outside
ATM Had no $50's so got my pay in $20's Now my wallet wont close
Just ate lunch But I'm feeling hungry again
made a witty reply to a friend with a meme but hE'S not used to them
Too rich for financial aid Too poor to pay tuition
costco toilet paper rolls too big have to use on counter for a bit before they'll rotate properly in dispenser
Stalked my date Now I gotta pretend i don't know everything i found out
Fat girl at party still have to act nice
learned to make his own sandwich it's over
Computer restarts Has to log back into facebook
ran out of hot dog buns now i have to use regular bread.
Someone's Phone Rang During Yoga Class Lost My FOcus
I'LL NEVER BE POPULAR ON INSTAGRAM BecausE I don't have boobs
Have a v8 in my car gets less than 15mpg
video game begins to lag had to lower the graphics
Facebook Ads They totally don't apply to me
was on youtube red line couldn't beat grey line
I'm not hungry but i still want to eat doritos
all the spoons were dirty had to eat pudding with a fork
remote is far away can't reach
I want to buy a soda from the vending machine have nothing but $20 bills in my wallet
Made a contest on Deviant art everyone who entered sucked
set microwave for 3:00
fridge is out of ice have to walk all the way to the second one
There are too many raisins In my trail mix
posted a brilliant status on facebook didn't get any likes
finally find the torrent I was looking for No seeds
Need to use bathroom but bed is so warm
I thought I Posted A  Awesome status Update But No One Liked it..
Just updated Adobe Have to do it again
I'm so hungry iphone says i'm out of calories
i can't find the remote for the tv now i have to get up and change the channel
have to use the toilet no toilet paper
had great idea for post in dreams forgot it when i woke up
riding on a packed subway train too crowded to skip to the next song
forgot to do towel laundry so I had to use the decorative ones
found an amazing new coffee shop only takes cash
parents paid thousands of dollars to take me disney world didn't get me ten dollar balloon
I went Black Now I can't Go Back
I have more USB charger plugs  THAN DEVICES THAT REQUIRE THEM.
Gets new 13 mb iphone security update not enough storage capacity left
I kept yelling 'xbox pause' but it wouldn't pause... then i realized i was on my ps4
took a dump after my shower
My playstation 3 controller died now i have to play the game with the charging cord attached
to much sun shining through window cant see computer screen
WORE MY $250 SHOES TODAY NO ONE NOTICED
I threw the box away Before I read the cooking instructions
Runs out of bottled water has to drink from tap
favorite show comes on mom starts VACUUMING
Turned on NPR Membership drive
i just won the lottery now strangers will know i have money
LOST MY PHONE IT'S ON SILENT....
thought of a good meme cAN'T REMEMBER
My Porche is covered in snow so I have to take the audi
6 dollars? Now i have to break a 20
Sound isolating headphones too good Didn't hear mom come into my room
i got a starbucks reward card But I keep forgetting to bring it with me
Obama didn't fix everything No choice but to vote for the guys who wrecked everything
Not sure if they are friends or people who like my swimming pool
Lunch break Not hungry because breakfast was too big
onions
coming out on fb everybody thinks you left your account open
The CEO of a food company holds a different political stance than me I feel so oppressed
My desk just Got moved  I cant surf questionable websites anymore
Nothing bad happened to me on friday the 13th now i have nothing to complain about on facebook
I have too much weed to smoke before my parents come home tomorrow
Tries to listen to music on ipod one side of the headphones doesn't work
Want to go offline crush is still online
$12.50 minimum order for delivery total: $12.33
ERROR 37
I accidentally gave a thumbs down to a song i like on pandora
Accidently changed to fb timeline can't change Back
I thought I was eating a chocolate chip cookie they were raisins
Did homework in advance Forgot to turn it in
My brother took the front seat  had to sit in the back of the car
My whole  family has macbooks Don't know which one is mine
buys ipad2 apple releases new ipad
Airplane wifi won't work have to watch a movie
misspelled password accidentally hit enter
I'm hungry but i made plans to go out to eat in a few hours
Browsed Reddit on the work computer Went home
beginning of a long trip with bus Headphones just broke
Was actually going to do some work couldnt find powerpoint on blackboard
POURED CEREAL FIRST DIDNt have enough milk
Windows update Have to restart pc
I TRIED TO USE A PUBLIC BATHROOM BEFORE I COULD SIT
WATCHES YOUTUBE VIDEO CAN'T SKIP AD FOR ANOTHER 5 SECONDS
I'm out of lemon pepper at the house but I can't remember which house
My new 30' monitor wont fit on my desk
too full for dessert
my biscuit is too wide to dunk in my tea
ukraine revolution didn't go as planned?  crimea River
why can't facebook correct bad grammar or let us edit other people's posts
I can't play games at night my subwoofer is too loud
want to stay on pc nonstop have to pee
Shampoo runs out  before conditioner
I accidentally liked a picture Of my ex's new gf while stalking her
I`m so sad football season is over ..said no girlfriend ever
Got promoted have to actually do work and can't reddit for 8 hours a day
frozen pizza never looks as good as it does on the box
I was born rich so i don't have the work ethic of a poor person
two of my favorite bands are playing the same festival at the same time
My Smartphone was stolen & now I have to reinstall all my apps in the new one I just got
My iphone 5 is dead now i have to use the shitty old iphone 4
bought lamborghini still have to drive the same speed as honda accord
Tried COMMITTING suicide Facebook was down
The wait for Korra season 2 is longer than the wait for Airbender season 3
Turned the volume down on my iPhone Listening to my ipod
Remote Control Batteries Died  No More TV
Why is it called Good Friday? I can't Get booze
Accidentally closed the wrong tab.
I Hate when my free music is interrupted by someone who wants me to pay for my music
Tries to fart in class Sharts
wanted $20 in gas pumped $20.01
My education was too good Nobody understands the words i use
My car is always so cold Because i live so close to work
My pc is so fast that i cant read the tips in loading screens
too soon to have lunch too late to have breakfast
Wanted a laptop for birthday gets a brand new car
has awesome new computer windows 8
it's a beautiful day outside and i have to go to my well paying job indoors
started dating man of my dreams he cant find my g-spot
Not sure if I forgot my password or my username
I had too much bread at the italian resteraunt now I can't eat my other food
Bought survival supplies for hurricane sandy power didn't even go out.
Wanted slutty cat costume all they had was slutty nurse
Got a new car Now everyone wants a ride
have to start homework the internet is IRRESISTIBLE
I'm so thirsty But i dont want water
Finds gold rupee wallet is full
i forgot to bring my debit card
made youtube video only 100 views
too hot to use a blanket too cold not to use one
Flashed rom to phone last night new rom version released this morning
bought certified organic
gets linux doesn't know how to install programs
Bought 4g phone only 3g service in my area
my wallet is uncomfortable to carry because it's so full of cash and gift cards
There were no parking spaces in the front of the store I had to park in the back
Ordered too much food at restaurant No where to store in fridge..
Subscribed
It says they're offlline they updated their status
I played pokemon and I forgot to save.
my alfa romeo is in the workshop have to drive my convertible
I PRINTED DOUBLE-SIDED BACK SIDE IS upside down
Dropped my pen but it's too far away
my adjustable chair didn't come with adjustable arm rests
bar doesnt have coke forced to order pepsi.
Bites thumbnail down Now it hurts to text
I've packed and cleaned my whole dorm No way to PROCRASTINATE for finals
want to open in new tab opens in new window
i didn't get  THE MASS EFFECT 3 ENDING that i wanted.
takes another drink after i peed now i need to pee again
ACCIDENTALLY EXITED dOMINO'S PIZZA TRACKER    NOW I WON'T KNOW WHEN MY PIZZA LEAVES THE STORE
WANTS TO TELL YOU COMPUTER GAMES ARE  RUINING YOUR MARRIAGE CLEANS KITCHEN AND HAS A GOOD CRY INSTEAD.
I want to get some food but the commercial's over
$60 used textbook at start of semester $10 two months later
Pressed a too fast nurse joy wanted to heal my pokemon again
Using Iphone in Bed Dropped it on my face
If sopa shuts down facebook people won't be able to see what I'm thinking
new music downloaded ipod memory is full
middle aged mom creates clever meme none of her friends get it
too many links to the same page  can't decide which one to click
i'm sexy but i don't know it
set up new account user name already taken
my whole family uses internet explorer
Too hot; took hoodie off too cold
maxed and beat everything in skyrim nothing to do
Wanted 64 GB iPhone 4s Got 32 GB
Job won't buy my contraception pills have to use condoms
i have too much chips for my dip but if i open another can
linkin park is more popular than my favourite band
need to pee but too lazy to walk to the bathroom
Played with glue hand stuck to face
eating an apple brown spot
The pizza came too quickly now i have to wait for the movie to download
New Humble Bundle is out Already own all the games in it
Go to take a shit forgot my cell phone
That moment when...  a comment gets more likes than your picture
Couldn't turn off alarm this morning Because of stack of money on snooze button
I can't sleep my tempurpedic bed is so uncomfortable
I can't decide what color CELL PHONE TO GET
posted something funny can't edit outt the mistakes.
I Finished Bioshock Infinite Now I Only Have Farcry 3 to Play
Buy Newspaper Crossword  already filled
visits a foreign country always ends up with spare change that will never be used again
then satan said; 'let's put the alphabet in math'
my private jet doesn't have free wifi
Went to sleep last night forgot to put phone on the charger
my cookie doesn't fit in my milk glass
gave the cat a little bit of pat he doesn't like his own food now
I went to go babysit for an hour  AND THE KIDS DIDN’T KNOW WHAT THEIR OWN WI-FI PASSWORD WAS.
Went to the store to Buy Water Didnt have my Brand
I need to wipe off hands but im out of napkins and my clothes are new
almost lost track of my life forgot my 800$ tablet at home
My head hurts... i shouldn't have played crysis 3 on my notebook for so long...
Can't see my big screen tv laptop screen is too big
It is difficult to upvote posts on my ipad
closes the computer remembers that i need to search something on the net.
Meant to hit play on pandora accidently hit next
i already have everything i want for christmas
Can't enjoy Halo 4 Because everyone always picks Ragnarok
Too Many Video Games to play Not ENOUGH time
I can't find an idea for a text to go with this meme
owns 500 games only wants to play the broken one
You don't understand how hard it is only having one car
I WANT TO HAVE SEX BUT ADVENTURE TIME IS ON TV NOW
I'm hungry but I just ate
A lot of people liked my comment Now I have too many notifications
went to LIBRARY to study forgot headphones
Tried to plug in my flash drive to the hdmi port
teacher told me to spit out gum But it hasnt lost its flavor yet
CAN'T SLEEP ANYMORE TOO LAZY TO GET UP
my friends on FACEBOOK overuse memes
My macbook pro is too cold to put on my legs I'll have to look at lolcats once i have pants on
facebook forced timeline on me
electric out forced to sit and socialize with loved ones
mined diamond fell in lava
Game loads too fast can't send GF a text
I'M HUNGRY BUT WE ONLY HAVE LEFTOVERS
bought a 1 liter drink it's too heavy and now i have to carry it
the bottom of my feet itch but it tickles too much to scratch
Friends car doesn't have automatic power windows Had to hold finger on button
I make $200M a year Has to pay taxes
Shuts down computer in a hurry updates start installing
SKIPPED THE MAX NUMBERS OF SONGS ON pANDORA 9 minute oasis Song Starts
Too heavy to run in skyrim don't have anything i want to drop
Went to my first rave... Found out I get light sensitive seizures...Nobody Realized I wasn't really dancing.
posts meme on facebook nobody likes it
Took break from draw something going to take forever to guess all the drawings sent from all my friends now
*you're
wants to play zelda everyone else is watching a bgrade movie on the tv
can't find dvr remote have to watch commercials
ball so hard but no one wants to find me
Going to the lake house this weekend No wifi
I straightened my hair today it rained
watching live tv can't skip ads
Heard a good song while with my friends forgot the name when i went to search it
Towel is still wet from yesterday's shower
boyfriend left me  have to change status to single again
painted my nails in class and they are still wet fly is unzipped
Watching a video on youtube it wont let me skip the ad
clicked on link got rick roll'd...again
Don't even know the difference between 2nd and 3rd world countries
Poured cereal into bowl no milk in fridge
Tried to watch Youtube HAd to sit through another 'FRED' Ad
Got paid in hundred dollar bills Some businesses would not take them
my witty comment is too long for twitter
don't know which one is my cheeseburger because they wrapped it in a hamburger wrapper
My Parents give us way too many presents at Christmas It's getting out of control
skyrim just came out still haven't finished fallout
I ordered a meatlovers pizza I like meat but im not sure if im ready to love it yet
asked for extra mayo they forgot
They took the mcribb off the menu again
Loaner phone had no gps had to print out google maps
VALENTINES DAY DIDN'T GET MY FAVORITE CHOCOLATE
I wan to watch my old vhs tapes but i only have a blu-ray player
Sleeping with chef Never cooks for her
Steve said he drove a truck It was a ford ranger
Wants to stand out from the crowd Walks street with phone in hand
can't tell if conditioner hasn't rinsed out properly or if hair is just really smooth
walks 1.5 miles for cigarettes forgets to wear fitbit to log healthy steps
i have free access to thousands of terabytes of hd video on youtube yet still have to sit through commercials
My airconditioner is too noisy
i'm really thirsty but my bottled water is too cold to drink right now
Got a headache From relaxing too hard
The chip broke Mid-dip
My Internet is slow
Boyfriend surprises her with sushi dinner Had sushi for lunch alteady
love eating spicy food butt burns while crapping
My new ipad Isn't very absorbent
Really need to fap before school maid wants to clean my room
Spends $200 on groceries still goes out because there's 'nothing to eat'
want to watch tv in bed I want to lay on my right side
goes to the gym forgets headphones
PS4 hAS NO POWER BUTTON  tOOK ME THIRTY MINUETS TO TURN IT ON
my best friends didnt hit 'like ' on my status
washed my car yesterday it rained today
Waited a day to shop online Dress is no longer available
I ate a whole bag of tortilla chips the salt hurt the corners of my mouth
was about to choose rock went with paper instead
I want to buy tickets for a music festival but it coincides with my trip to hawaii
Makes shopping list Still forgets buy some items
Boyfriend got an iphone 5s Fingerprint password
Have to go to Work Windows still updating
Asshole parked taking 1.5 places and forced me to do the same When he drives away people will call me asshole
I want to play sim city 2000 but my computer doesn't run windows 95
I dont wan to to go to class At the college that my parents pay for me to go to
the noise in my head when eating chips is so loud that i can't hear the tv
congress cut down higher education for our military then approved additional foreign aid to other countries
I want to buy a ps4 but there are still new games coming for my ps3
I have so much money my wallet doesn't close
Brought lunch to work realized they are catering today
CAN'T GET PROMOTED  I'M IN CHARGE ALREADY
has fast computer can't read game tips on loading screen
finally found video on youtube they recorded their tv
my mom doesn't understand i cant pause online games
So hunGry but everything in the kitchen requires preperaTion
the tap water ice cubes ruined the taste of my spiced rum
just got cosy under blanket on sofa left tv remote on coffee table
donuts arent here yet i cant focus on my job
I WANT TO EAT GOOD FOOD BUT I DON'T WANT TO HAVE TO MAKE IT
Im flipping between two tv channels  and they're both on commercials
Not enough bread for third pb&J? why is this happening to me?
the vending machine won't accept 20's
clicked generate again because website was too slow posted meme twice
I want to sleep early this night but i have to talk with my crush
So bored On my mandatory vacation days
another woman at the party had the exact same dress
My ipad mini is too small
WindowS 8 MY DESKTOP EXPLORER HAS MENUS AND THE MENUS HAVE WIDGETS
there are so many preinstalled programs On my new laptop
All of my clothes are dirty Have to go buy more
facebook is down can't post about it on facebook
my wallet is too big it doesn't fit in my pocket
Want to play a game for ten minutes Only have Rpg's
My phone screen is too big to text with one thumb
Election Too Many Candidates to Choose from
i just cant decide on what I want for supper
DVR did not record the big bang theory has to watch it on demand and can't skip commercials
i cant beat borderlands 2 because i keep having to make a new character whenever one of my friends gets it
I have 6 charging cables for my APPLE products But they are going to change the port
has to pee bed's too damn comfortable
A/c turned on now it's too cold
The Bottled Water Wasn't Cold enough
my morning latte didn't have cinamon
i have nothing to drink exCEPt this endless supplY of clean water
I have to wait 3-5 days for delivery
Wanted to wear skirt didn't have matching shoes
BEGGAR APPROACHING I HAVE A TWENTY IN MY SEE THROUGH BREAST POCKET
Wanted to share link from googlE image Forgot to shrink url
So many games Can't decide which to play
Not tired enough to take a nap To tired to move
everything in the fridge takes more than 3 minutes to make now i have to go hungry
NOt enough mana
Just shit Forgot to pee
traffic was heavier than normal now i'm going to miss happy hour at sonic
Accidentally changed to fb timeline now i can't change it back
my laptop is low on battery but the charger is upstairs
12 tabs open have to restart pc
Hungry Likes nothing in the cupboard
glass not big enough for all remaining juice remainging juice wont be enough for a drink next time
damn sarah mclachlan and her sick puppy commercials!!!
gave my date head he didn't return the favor
i have too much stuff for my new apartment
my white shoe laces are no longer white
wakes up and has to pee would actually have to get up
wash and waxed car today gets cloudy and rains 10 minutes later
got facebook timeline can't change back
SHARED KONY 2012 VIDEO KONY IS STILL ALIVE
CAN'T DECIDE WHAT KIND OF SANDWICH TO MAKE
My iphone died now i can't play temple run
get three upvotes thats it
got a new blackberry my friends all have iphones
I DIDNT WANT THIS  TIMELINE. SUCKS..
Family goes to red lobster I don't like seafood
got mad and threw alarm clock realized it was my iphone
Crying for ages 2 week relation ship
Internet connection crashed has to play solitaire until it's back
wakes up late has to go to school ugly
New Jersey
left-handed no left-handed desks in lecture hall
mum said no to getting mcdonalds my life is over
I'M HUNGRY BUT I DON'T WANNA CHEW
I DON'T KNOW HIS LAST NAME CAN'T STALK HIM ON FACEBOOK
mOVIE ON NETFLIX IS OVER LEFT CONTROLLER ON ENTERTAINMENT CENTER
Went to a 24/7 store on new year's day It was closed
first time getting to the front page posted from wrong account
Need to go to the bathroom toilet seat too cold
LEFT MY EARPHONES AT HOME CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC ON THE BUS
Wrote a meme called first world problems SNL ripped it off and called it White people problems
Pressed CTRL+C Instead of CTRL+V
pooped at school
Attempt to twist off oreo top half the cream goes with it
Reddit is down Have to use 9gag instead
DONE TOASTING BREAD BUTTER WAS STILL TOO COLD AND SOLID TO SPREAD
thought my 60 inch  was going to look bigger
eating potato chips while watching television... must time the chewing in order to hear the volume.
tried to watch internet video windows error occurs
eating ice cream makes me fat
Trying to create awesome meme Can't think of anything
Have a four story house Have to call family to find them upstairs
i can cook great food can't eat any of it because i'll gain weight
guY asks you out and you turn him down later cries and wonder why no one asks you out
sat down to print off to-do list for today spent 3 hrs on memgenerator.net instead
Can't hear the tv over the sound my Doritos crunching I want to hear
wiping my ass finger broke through the toilet paper
i thought I was a cam model Turns out I'm just an internet prostitute
i tried to reason logically but then i realized i'm a woman
THIS MONTH iS GONNA BE TOUGH... IF streaming the world cup @ work CRASHES
Girlfriend wants to make out during movie I just want to watch
shaved didn't get laid
Someone is playing christmas music. When will someone invent thanksgiving music??
tried to unlock phone swipe wasn't long enough
I'm out of fucks What will I give now?
Too poor to afford college too rich for financial aid
people on facebook use hashtags
made it to a new level in candy crush saga and there was licorice everywhere
my Breadmaker broke now i have to use my $300 mixer and let the dough rise like some sort of animal
Husband bought me a porsche it's the wrong colour
I really  WANT SOME FOOD BUT I DONT WANT TO GET UP AND GET IT...
I Just can'T believe... IT'S NOT BUTTER
went through the drive thru at mcdonalds they forgot to give me ketchup for my fries
I just got into bed but now i have to pee
obama is tapping my phone nobody ever calls
All my white friends on Facebook were outraged over the Zimmerman verdict Then that kid from Glee OD'ed and they forgot all about it
I got an A on the test now i can't joke about how bad i am in school
There's no starbucks in belize
Got car cleaned by mercedes have to REPOSITION seat
My phone is so big it won't fit in my pocket
Said no to being called into work Wish i had something to do
posted an awesome meme nobody likes
bought a new iphone don't have a credit card to download apps
Watching 2 shows on T.V. Commercials come on at same time
couldn't listen to music  movie downloaded too fast
too many chips for dip but if i open another dip
Everyone else is spending their Tax Return money already I haven't even received my w-2's
had a lot of bday wall posts have to reply to them
got a paper cut from opening my paycheck
Missed my bus the next one only comes in 2 mins
yahoo.com used my picture
i want wendy's  but 1/4 mile is too close to drive and too far to walk
i clogged the toilet i tried flushing it again and its still clogged
put a new film cover over iphone air bubble
just noticed my favorite snack contains gluten
Want to open a pack of gum don't want everyone asking for one
MY INTERNET IS TOO SLOW I HAVE TO WATCH IT IN 720P
Paycheck is so much atm wont let me take it all out at one time
Soo Hungry no clean dishes.. i'll just eat out
My mom cleaned my room for me Now i can't find things in my room
My hand is smoother than the toiletpaper so it slips when i wipe my ass
WANTeD TO WATCH 007: SKYFALL ONLY BReAKING DAWN AVALIABLe
Forgot to dvr football game in hd Must watch game like a poor person now...
ELectricity went out for 5 seconds alarm reset
i want to wear a hat but my hair looks just amazing today
BOUGHT NEW high end HEADPHONES CAN HEAR HOW BAD MP3 sounds
lost cap to soda bottle now i have to drink the whole bottle
Goes to gym forgets ipod
buys a burger from mcdonalds doesn't look like the picture
pour cereal in bowl no milk
can't finish a whole loaf of bread by myself before it gets moldy.
Dipped my chip broke in bowl
played skyrim for 9 hours straight forgot to save
My cable is out and they can't fix it until tomorrow what am i going to do with my kids for the day???
Can't sip milkshake thru straw fruit chunks get stuck
One wiper speed is too slow The other is too fast
cant work on computer because the movie hasn&#180;t finished downloading
ordered a diet coke with my super mega combo meal i still haven't lost weight
My maid was deported and i don't know where she kept the vacuum
I ate too much food now my toilet is clogged
want to eat an apple has a brown spot in it
TIRED OF EVERYONE ON FACEBOOK AND TWITTER TO LAZY TO DELETE ANYONE
got distracted by morning cartoons now my cereal is soggy
Phone rings Can't answer because the song is too good
clicked open in new window instead of open in new tab
I said: I love you    he said : Thank you
League of LEGends is down i have nothing to do
Need to use bathroom dont want to get up
turns 26 i'm getting so old
want to masturbate but family wont leave me alone
Everyone's talking about the tragic shooting in colorado I want to talk about how awesome the movie was
eATING sOMEONE TALKS TO ME
Son uses the word swag regularly Omg.....I raised a douchebag
I study chemistry But i can't spell my name with elements
Someone hacked my netflix now my preferences are all messed up
i really like this ebay item but i can't upvote it
misspelled a word on instagram and now i can't delete it
Lost my diamond earring in my boyfriend's escalade
Haven't Been anywhere in a while Now i don't have a cool profile pic
fridge is full of food that i don't like
Overwhelmingly Full of ethiopian food
i have a job that pays but they make me use internet explorer
waxxed downstairs for sexytimes weekend gets period thursday night
I'VE BEEN SEEDING FOR A WHOLE WEEK. UPLOADED 10GB DEMONOID WON'T UPDATE MY RATIO
there's nothing good on tv
have an article to write on microsoft word 2007
I WANT MY POST TO REACH THE TOP CANNOT DOWNVOTE SURROUNDING POSTS BECAUSE THEY ARE HILARIOUS
empties dishwasher it was dirty
Got a new iphone had to start angry birds over again
drafted a lengthy response to art pressed back in my browser before posting
Joins science club scavenger hunt they want me to make a meme
accidentally misspell meme Can't Delete IT
hotel tv only 42 inches
There is too much food in my fridge and not enough room for my leftovers
I told my dog I love him He didn't answer
Got Nintendo Dsi Nintendo 3ds comes out
sitting on the toilet notice that there isnt any toiletpaper
My ipod only holds a million songs
best Friend tells you they havn't read the harry potter series lose best friend
went to the store everything was in a larger size
Went to the atm It has no cash
fridge full of food that requires cooking there is nothing to eat
Logged in BlackBoard NO new grades posted since last check
I ate to much at lunch  And noW I'm sleepy
Irony Used to be different than sarcasm
my sex tape with a rapper didn't make me famous
He said he'd call at 11 It's almost 11:02
accidentally changed to timeline can't change it back
First class not at 9:30 Have to park on mars
hardly any of my clothes fit into one closet
seriously ppls. gifts with no gift receipts? what if i don't like the present? then there is no way to return it...
Use mighty eagle to skip level on angry birds next one is even harder
The guy i don't like keeps winning on Jeopardy
The BAnd I like is so indie I cant find any torrents
Eating pizza topping fell off
BOUGHT NEW COMPUTER GAME COMPUTER CANT RUN SOFTWARE
so sad all the artists in england are autistic
Girls keep hitting    on me I'm a straight female
Mobs everywhere Except in mobfarm
Watching YouTube until 3oclock in the morning Realising you have a 5 page essay to do
the music industry is being killed because people dont like the same music i like
Venti Iced
my brother is coming from boston he can only bring two suitcases
GOOGLE WON'T WORK HAVE TO USE BING
I went to get easter candy for half off they were out of cadbury creme eggs
Heat leftover coffee in microwave coffee is warm
was evaluated for a raise and got it so did everyone else when minimum wage went up
Mobile phone being fixed. Unable to function as a human being
Been on reddit for nearly a year Just realized I have an inbox
i love my suv and drive everywhere but oil is bad
I WANT TO BUY THE LATEST TECH BUT THE LATEST TECH KEEPS GETTING OUTDATED
Password is so complex i cant remember it
MY Desk is so clean It seems messy every time a hair falls on it
Dishwasher broken now i have to do manual dishes like some savage
makes amazing meme.  someone copies it
None of my yoga pants Have ever been to yoga
My samsung galaxy had a major update i think it's ugly and doesn't suit my screensaver
Put a load of laundry in the wash didn't add enough soap to make all of my clothes smell like flowers
Have 3 cars Need to clean 3 cars
Finally Steam summer sale I already own all the games on sale
About to beat level in candy crush saga phone reboots
Dunking cookie too long causes breakage not long enough retains stiffness
blurgh
my parents already brought my christmas presents and now i have to wait to play with them
Not tired enough to sleep Too tired to watch tv
ran out of adderall had to do coke all night instead
It's National bike to work day and I have the day off
I've got a major chemistry test on monday but i can't study because i own too many great electronic devices that distract me
My house is too big wifi reaches ONLY one PART
Went to my timeshare in Florida Almost ran over an alligator with my horse
you just don't get it my pet is a person
My office has so many windows  that i get distracted by things outside
watched game of thrones did not see Daenerys
I was told never to cry over spilled milk but it was my coffee... and it cost $5
loses a lot of weight during a long period of time  has to buy a new pair of pants every month
had furniture delivered they forgot to take the old furniture away
ORIGINALLY HAD GREAT IDEA FOR A MEME FORGOT IT
Had DIARRHEA for days  Too lazy to run to the store for pepto
dressed up as hitman in college campus everyone thought i was pitbull
My galaxy s3 is stolen now i have to use my iphone 5
My phone has 2% battery life remaining and i just started taking a dump
scroll through funny sites like memebase it's all originally from reddit
Bought a new Cell phone have to wait for it to fully charge before I can use it
It's Frappucino happy hour but my city has no starbucks
So many tv shows to watch not enough time in the week to watch them
Want to wash my car but It's supposed to rain the next two days
Microwaved dinner still cold in the middle
Downloading music accidentally downloaded glees version
I HAVE THOUSANDS OF BLANK DVD-Rs BUT I NEED A BLANK CD-R
using ipad in the dark keep pressing camera instead of home button
It's valentines day i'm on my period
left facebook unattended and now i'm gay
I pulled up on the car door handle just as the driver unlocked the car
My boobs are to big after the operation
I'm so thirsty But I ran out of bottled water
my face hurts from smiling too much
thought it was diet coke it wasn't
I bought deoderant didn't realize i had an extra at home
Spent $1000 on gaming pc only 60 fps on ultra
i have a shiny graveler need to trade it away for it to evolve into golem
full refrigerator but i have no clue what i want to eat
WANT TO SLEEP WITH IPOD TOUCH PLAYING HAVE TO OPEN EYES TO SKIP UNWANTED SONG
I want to listen to  my Ipod but the headphones are in the other room
I want a new facebook profile picture but i never look good in the pictures i take
always get what I ask for on christmas never surprised
most shirts doesn't fit me because my boobs are too big
One down feather pillow doesn't provide enough suport two down feather pillows give too much support
too many presents which one shall i open
not enough weed in a joint i Cant roll small joints
everyone keeps voting nuketown
Searched for Bob Seger He's not on Spotify
sons of anarchy ended last night now i have nine months of waiting
have to fart but there's people around me
ate too much chilli food last night spent all morning shitting molten lava
so much food in my fridge my beer doesn't fit
CAN'T KILL ALL THOSE PIGS  WITH ONLY ONE BIRD
i burned dinner now we have to go to a restaurant
Eat  forget to instagram it
Windows 8 Comes out my game did't run well
free lunch at work today? but i already packed my own
Couldn't sleep Generator was too loud
Voted To re-elect obama Still unemployed
Everyone is online but no one to talk to
BoughT huge 1080p tv All downloaded movies are 720p
I don't HAve enough room in my pockets for all of my touch screen devices
I HAVE A FULL-TIME JOB I WANT A DIFFERENT ONE
Sleeping in a king size bed pillows take up half the space
The auto mechanic moved my car seat now it will never be the same
want to buy a candy bar cashier cant break a $1oo dollar bill
husband buys her brand  new  convertible  for  birthday wrong color and no heated seats
trader joe's changed their sushi rice is not quite right
scratched my iphone with my diamond ring
I want to paint my nails but i just painted my nails
brand new smart phone Too many cute cases to choose from
Tipped barista He didn't notice
can't watch funny videos in library afraid to break silence with laughter
asked for provolone cheese on my sub wanted pepperjack
i can't dvr jersey shore and bachelorette at the same time
have to shower takes so much time
UPS confirmed iphone 5 delivered to home address Stuck at work for two more hours
The Installation Lasts so long
CRUSH CHANGED FACEBOOK PIC THEY LOOKED HOTTER IN THE OLD ONE
so many good songs but can only listen to one at once
Took $100 out of the atm atm gave me two $50 bills
wants to read espn article it's insider.
Finally gets a job now i have no free time
need to breath room smells of farts
Posted Status on Facebook No one Commented
I had to drive behind a car that wasen't going faster than the speedlimit
Has to get out of a comfortable bed to go to a well paying job
how will they know my sadness if twitter is down #1stworldproblems
Watching Tv and eating chips chips are to loud that i can't hear the tv
no parking outside the office I will have to walk
i have a grey hair
has a super computer can't read the things on the loading screens
i wanted to delete the comment i made but someone already replied to it
Bought the new mac book pro Now computer at work feels even slower
TOO FULL TO TAKE ANOTHER BITE NOT ENOUGH LEFT FOR DOGGY BAG.
LIVING IN A CALIFORNIA BEACH HOUSE HAVE TO GO TO HAWAII FOR HOLIDAYS
Too hot with Air conditioner off too cold with air conditioner on
watched youtube video on phone was only avaible in 240p
bought $300 worth of groceries don't know what to eat first
colored my hair but i don't really like it
Starts typing email address auto-fill doesn't remember
cranked the volume
uses pandora has every commercial memorized
had to use the bathroom left cell phone in other room
Large clothes are too big Medium is too small
Right clicked once placed two blocks down
parents bought pizza for dinner they forgot the dipping sauce
copied some important text and word didn't match destination formatting.
My sandwich wasn't cut all the way through
My 2 liter of Coke tipped over. now all the fizz is wasted.
ENROLLED IN A COURSE ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE ALREADY TAKEN THIS CLASS
Too Tired to Get out of bed Too bored to just lie in bed
i got out of class late now the diner's run out of chicken burgers
Wanted to fap in the morning room is too bright and sees own reflection in pc monitor
i tweeted i was out of capers but turns out there's one left in the jar
Hulu glitches Again Now I have to watch the same ad twice!
I can't hangout with my friends over spring break because i'm going to the bahamas.
Passed my driving test still can't park
Gonna do cardio at the gym today All the treadmills are taken
someone recorded frozen planet in non-hd cannot watch
orders an egg mcmuffin at mcdonald's they just switched to the lunch menu
in bed
Tried to make a new meme character never fully loaded
met a red hot chili pepper fan Their favourite album is stadium arcadium
Just got used to the new facebook layout layout changes again
My swans won't come when I call them
I just sent a picture of my boobs to all of my contacts
I cut my finger stuffing risotto into a squid
Left my twinkie on the table someone ate it
Wife discovered pinterest I'm so lonely
Use random car window as a mirror someone is staring back at me
Wanted a black and gold otter box for my iphone 4 they only had black and gold boxes for the iphone 3
wanted to tell you     exactly how i feel went over the   140 charcter limit
mom made me a sandwich she didn't take off the crust
Red hot chili peppers are touring But thats not john frusciante...
go to put keyboard in caps lock. it was already in caps lock. everything's now lowercase.
Watching Netflix Hates everything recommended
Wanted to play videogames console has to update
Laptops's wireless mouse batteries died now i have to use the UNCOMFORTABLE track pad
One does not simply use the wrong meme
3-HOUR LAB 6-HOUR GOGGLE MARKS
my son thinks he's gangsta. we live on a farm.
Goes to Walmart Gets cart with squeaky wheel
Just visited r/spacedicks for the first time Sick to my stomach.  But I can't. Stop. clicking.
studying geography lost crayons
GET UP AT NIGHT TO GO TO THE BATHROOM LIGHT BLINDS MY EYES
I missed my bus had to walk to school
Turns on TV lifetime channel...
Ordered a Reese's McFlurry from McDonald's The Reeses Pieces Haven't Been thoroughly flurried
I typed my password super fast! got it wrong
Hates job looking for other one takes time
All the comedy websites i go on  take the same posts from each other
tried to use wikipedia blacked out today
Can't find a guitar pick I can only play chords
Just cut my fingernails Can't open my beer
saw icecream in refrigerator carton is empty
when we have sex i don't feel anything
Finally have free time to get some serious gaming going Too many games to choose from
The fan I use for white noise at night is making too much noise for me to sleep now
The starbucks machine at work is broken so i have to use the keurig
MY iphone is low on battery... BUT THE CHARGER IS ACROSS THE ROOM....
I don't know what to do with life Now i'm at the final book in the series!
Went to school and forgot my ipad Had to take handwritten notes
SET UP EMAIL WON'T ACCEPT PASSWORD
needs to get out of the shower but it's too cold outside of it
Found out I won a Sweepstakes Too long ago to claim
Having tO get up at 5am To go on holidaY
Thought of cool vine idea someone did it before me
I'm out of K-Cups And had to make regular coffee
Subjected to memes Created By cretins with no grasp of the english language
i want top sirloin for dinner but have leftover king crab to finish first
bought a 20 € cd... just found out a better price on amazon
knows the answer on quiz up finger slips
Went out in a short skirt Got objectified
I want to call you a faggot but not in the gay slang sense
Ocean is so loud from my  bedroom won't Let me sleep
my jaw hurts because my steak SIRLOIN is too big
my noicecancelling headphones are so good I have to lower volume to minimum
I really just wanted to focus on my Career But then my webcam broke
got to find a new coffee table the one i have is too big
Wanna watch photos on my tablet Are saved on my computer
Ran out of bottled water has to use a glass
Says he hates hipsters Knows deep inside he is one
memory foam mattress     too comfortable fall asleep before i get a chance to read my book
lost my comfortable sleeping position after scratching an itch
Comfortable in bed Need to pee
Finally get a good job now im in a higher tax bracket
forgot to check in at the gym on facebook my workout was pointless
BREAKS 16G IPHONE HAS TO USE 8G IPHONE INSTEAD
Torrent stuck at 99.9%
I can't play online games Because I'm downloading porn
held cookie in tall glass of milk for so long it broke off and fell to the bottom
I need to take a bus to work because I don't like my car
you don't have to be a rocket scientist to be a good husband apparently
Scared about the future Only remembers one united manager
ORDERED EXPENSIVE GOURMET CHEESE ONLINE SHIPPING FROM SWITZERLAND TAKES A MINIMUM OF TWO WEEKS
car in shop getting repaired by other people I can afford to pay must use legs to walk 10 minutes to work
I was on pandora and i ACCIDENTALLY pressed refresh when a good song was on
actually wins a free iPad deletes email thinking it's spam
i want to make a first world problem meme  but 
Buys a hundred grand mansion Still gets splashback
I want to kill all of these crawlers but i don't want to waste my binary rifle or Incineration cannon
They didn't have the new cosmo At the abortion clinic
found favorite food at end of buffet plate already full
Hate the song on pandora Doesnt let me skip it
THERE'S nothing to watch... on Netflix
i'm the only one at starbucks using a PC instead of a mac.
cant tell facebook friends apart they all support marriage equality
Grabs ben&jerry's icecream and sits on couch ForGot spoOn
i found a great music download website but it might be a fake website full of viruses
mewthree introduced my mewtwo is level 100
I have such a huge house wi-fi router is so far from my computer
I want a milkShake But I don't want to deal with all the boys in my yard
finishes tv series on netflix dont know what to do with life
my phone uses 4G but I'm on 3g right now
My Angry birds update is just minor fixes
I won an iPad in the raffle but it's only the 16GB version
If Everyone is related I am related to bad luck brian
My Pandora LIbrary Is TOO Good To Switch To spotify
maybe i should have used lube
Shattered my MacBook Pro screen Now I have to use my Ipad 3 for Everything
My two 22 inch monitors Are too bright
There is so much ice cream in my cup There isn't enough room for rootbeer
obama's economy is so bad... a picture is now worth only 200 words
Classes cancelled until 10am I don't have class until 11am
I ran out of loose leaf tea at work and now have to use tea bags like some kind of normal person
Gets computer taken away Forced to use tv as entertainment
i went to go babysit for an hour and the kids didnt know the wi-fi password
the man cleaning my office has a very noisy vacuum cleaner
turn on fan
you ask someone to scratch your back but they scratch too hard
my pc is to fast when i enter lol character select so noone sees that i wrote first...
The last of us got delayed to the 14th of june
Internet went out too lazy to get up
want to drink monster just BRUSHED my teeth
my nerd interests are getting popular among people who are cooler than me
got a 3d tv for my birthday it will be outdated by november
I want to like your stAtus
Cant Find batteries for my xbox 360 controller
I CAN'T EAT MY BREAKFAST AND watch TV AT THE SAME TIME Cereals noise echoes in my head
I don`t know what to add to my coffee Milk
Insurance is too high in my trendy neighborhood
Hopped in shower towels are in the closet
router is wireless n laptop is wireless g
client sent logo it wasn't vector
TURNS ON THE TV TO WATCH FAVORITE SHOW SHOW IS CANCELED
All this Money Don't know what to buy
SPENT ALL NEW YEARS EVE WRITING FUNNY GROUP TEXT MESSAGE  IPHONE DIED AT 11:59
Pantry and fridge fully stocked nothing to eat
There's too much food on my plate I'll have to come back for seconds
internet is down nothing good on tv
I want to go sleep But I have too many presents to wrap
made millions smuggling marijuana now it is legal
i put the screw in the tuna
I'M SO HOT I CAN'T HAVE ANY MALE FRIENDS
bought 70' led tv doesnt fit in car
i have hundreds of movies on blu ray what will happen if a new format comes out in a few years
battery depleted must kill myself
Plays a videogame for the first time Gets told to go back to the kitchen
It's so hard being a mom I had to miss my hair appointment cause my nanny's son got sick
PUT PHONE ON CHARGE AN HOUR AGO DIDN'T PLUG IT IN RIGHT
WAnted to have a shower but the cleaning lady is in the bathroom
I have so many Middle names They won't all fit on facebook
My office bathroom Gets terrible data coverage
I WANT TO BUY A NEW PHONE Even though mIne IS STILL WORKING
my internet connection is so slow i can only play snake on youtube
i just started to fap but my parents just came home
On the bed iphone charger has fallen down!
Gets Media and design class in the morning.
I went to comedy central for comedy got politics
space heater made room too hot
The wild zubat used confuse ray
I scored a 100 on my first test now any lower grades will lower my average
finished doing the laundry have to put up the laundry
EVERYONE in class is talking only i get in trouble
filled up on gas closest to home went into town and saw it 10cents cheaper
The pizza guy arrived before my movie finished downloading
i cant go into pier 1 anymore my ex works there now
atm gave me small notes now my wallet is too thick for my pocket
my mattress isn't organic
I bought an otterbox case It was too big for my pocket
waiting in line for the iphone 5 found out it was the same as the iphone 4s
Accidentally opened a program pc was too fast to stop program from opening with task manager
parks in the back of the lot finds and open space up front
Sleeps with arm under pillow no cold side
baby pooped nails aren't dry yet
i wanted to take a nap today but i wasn't tired
put yourself in my shoes replied..Can't balance in heels
I had to wear contacts to find my glasses
I want to torrent a TV series but no one has made a torrent containing every episode
feeling so thirsty from all that chinese food i just ate
Wikipedia proved me wrong
1-shot a pokemon now I can't catch em all
Airport wifi not free
want to stay up on facebook  but have to get up early in the morning
Left stove burner on and almost burned the house down was using it to dry the pan
Asks her man for head FARTS!!!
Ordered taco bell drive-thru a mile away before i realized they didn't pack any fire sauce
playing skyrim ran out of lockpicks
I don't want to go out for dinner I've already been 4 times this week
wanted to sunbathe today too hot
Voluntered at work Had to actually work
The gin bottle is too big for the freezer
My non-stick pan doesn't keep food from sticking
thirsty only has water in the fridge
waited for hungarian f1 qualifiers to start realised that espn decided to broadcast the london olympics instead
Trying to lose weight But people keep offering to take me out to dinner
no one votes my memes
SO made me breakfast in bed crumbs
i have so much money with me my wallet wont close properly
Wearing my Polarized Raybans can't read my iphone
Have two gallons of milk out of chocolate milk mix
Had 30 minutes to take a nap spent 25 minutes trying to fall asleep
uploaded a photo to instagram got less than 20 likes
i dont want to listen to any of the music on my computer but im too lazy to try and find new music online
refrigerator has an Ice Cubes button dispenses Ice Semi-ovals
Creating custom class in pre-game lobby Games starts before i could finish
Thought of a cool meme couldn't find the right meme generator
can't afford a gibson won't buy an epiphone
put my socks in the dryer they all turned inside-out
♫everyday i'm sufferin'; sufferin'
Spend 30 minutes straightening hair rain
Downloading movie via torrent suddenly stuck at 99% with no seeder
Listen to stupid song once humming it for the rest of your life
JUST CLEANED toilet now i need to shit
buys pokemon card pack contains card i already have
label maker is broken How will i know what is what?
Thinking while driving
feel like drawing but left my sketchbook at work
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sometimes when i'm on youtube i stop watching a video before it's over because they recommended a better one on the side
Got a speeding ticket starving african children don't have to deal with this
Went to do a search search bar text didn't disappear
Traveled to foreign country and fell in love with awesome foods Can't buy them in the united states
MY TOP OF THE LINE BLUE RAY PLAYER DOESNT PLAY DVDS I BOUGHT ON MY HOLIDAYS
wakes up in the morning maths first thing
i really have to pee but the pizza guy will be here any second
kitty layed on your cold feet the whole leg became numb
getting sick but going on vacation next week
i ate too much now it takes me longer to get drunk
Parents moved from east coast to west coast Now I have to take phone calls from them for an extra 3 hours
Tried to play the beta But the servers were down
CLoses laptop thinks of wittier response
facebook mobile tells me i have notifications. i have no notifications.
Our mid solo didnt call mia
Was going to quit smoking to get a summer job it's 4/20
No singles
My jell-o won't harden Mein kampf
Want to get laptop charger too lazy to get up out of my bed
My handsfree doesnt work now i have to show everyone i got iphone 3gs
Cups in the dining hall Just came out of the dishwasher They made my drink slightly warmer
pulled out a holocaust joke... too soon...
my dvr forgot to record the voice now i have to watch it on hulu tomorrow
parents went on a diet and now there is no food in the house
was so happy when i seen 30 likes for my meme.. refresh page now only has 20 likes
wakes up late no time for breakfast
WANTS TO LIKE FACEBOOK COMMENT PHONE APP WONT LET ME
INTERNET MAXED OUT AT 1 MEG/S GOING TO TAKE AN HOUR FOR ALL 20 OF MY TORRENTS TO FINISH
thought of awesome comic reddit is down
Left home to go shopping forgot the redbox movie
i can't believe i've been sitting here for two hours and i still can't shit
Youtube video is buffered but still won't play
Too old for high school parties  Too young for bars
wants use vending machine it only takes 1 dollar bills
Timeline
TIVO'eD the GAME SCORE was posted on facebook
jersey shore isn't on how else am i supposed to know how to live my life?
Waited 2 hours for a video to load accidentally closed the window
MOM INTERRUPTED ME IN THE BEST PART OF THE SONG IT'S NOT THE SAME FEELING
opens individually wrapped moist towelette package it's dry
I have to pee but i want to wait for the next commercial Next commercial in 10 mins.
Drops ice cube can't decide whether to pick it up or let it melt
want to go pee while video loads video loads right away
my ipad died out now i have to walk to the computer to use the internet.
Right ear bud broke now i can only listen from one
used felt tip colouring pen on book shows on other side of paper
clicks on video has to download flash player
SITTING ON THE TOILET NO TOILET PAPER
Just made a hot pocket Burned my mouth on the filling
1st april is on sunday can't troll friends
its 10:00 am still no coffee
Got big raise bumped to higher tax bracket
i'm buying a house this backsplash doesn't work for me
paid for annual pass didnt get invite wave one
Didnt make a Community reference Meme got downvoted
forget to take book on train journey have to read free newspaper
When i tilt the screen the picture doesn't flip right away
my friends want to play draw something but i cant draw
killed a boss didn't get any gems
get into bed Forgot to turn lights off
found perfect listening volume it's between two volume notches on the iphone
post a meme gets negative votes
SNEezed on my ipad Got so Many sprinkles on my screen
I DONT ALWAYS MAKE MEMES BUT WHEN I DO
SWITCHED TO FACEBOOK TIMELINE caN'T FIND A GOOD COVER IMAGE
made a moody facebook status no one gave me an ego-boost
Just got out of the shower. Now i gotta take a shit.
clicker wouldn't open community gate had to talk to the creepy gate guy
Went to chinese buffet fortune cookie didn't have a fortune
PIcking wife up from work she's not out yet
someone is sitting behind me in the lounge now i have to monitor what i look at
listened to stupid song spotify posted it on facebook
pillow ran out of cold sides
youtube blocked olivia wilde touching her Boobs  before i could watch
WANTS TO SMOKE A BLUNT ONLY HAS HASH
All day downloading a movie notice that it was on netflix
daddy cut me off at age 29
Forgot to check if I had any Hot chocolate mix before heating up my milk I didn't
wANTED A CHEESBURGER rECIEVED A HAMBURGER
play skyrim nothing left to do
Wanted three chocolate chip waffles toaster only has two slots
Water heater broken settles for lukewarm bubble bath
first class of the day at 10am next class at 6.30pm
Won a coffee
i have to shit but i don't want to use any of the digusting public restrooms
Store was out of poland spring had to buy generic brand
chewing gum bite your tongue
speed limit is 45 everyone drives at 40
learns new keyboard shortcuts keeps on forgetting to use them
made instantly popular meme didn't log in
The puppy my boyfriend got me for valentines day isn't hypoallergenic
FAVORITE BANDS KEEP RELEASING dELUXE EDITIONS I WANTED THEM TO FIT IN MY CD RACK
tried to fast travel to solitude too much weight
Bought South Parking Pass All Classes in North parking
The corn is Too big for my plate
submitted a usc meme nobody liked it
I have to roll over 3 times Bed too big
I really wanted a coke umbc only has pepsi
Pregnancy test +
blackboard wasn't working properly And we couldn't access our timetables
wanted some fap time internet broke down
my comment Disagrees with someone on reddit Now i have to argue for hours
i took a vicodin to sleep but instead it woke me up
My parents are home from work
Too much syrup-soggy pancakes not enough syrup-dry pancakes
Snowstorm caused power outage Now I'm going to miss this weeks gossip girl
see dumb post on facebook can't down vote
i want to get high but im already high
Wanted to watch a movie had to watch it in standard definition
download stopped at 98%
FRIENDS COME OVER TO PLAY A LAN GAME mEANS i HAVE TO STOP PLAYING MY SINGLE PLAYER GAME
i want to change channels and stay warm but my remote doesn't work through my blanket.
Stretched too hard Got a Muscle cramp
TACO DIP TOO THICK KEEPS BREAKING TORTILLA CHIPS
Buy new videogame beat it in 6 hours
I honestly thought it was just a fart and then when I tried to squeeze it out...
i can't scratch my nose because my purple sparkly nail polish is still wet
ATE TO MUCH AT MOMS CHRISTMAS DINNER TO FULL TO EAT LATER AT DADS CHRISTMAS DINNER
The biggest DECISION i had to make today was DECIDING between filtered or distilled water.
Has too many steam games installs wrong one
I try to park far far away... ...But people still park next to my BMW
The reason I'm so upset is because my eyes get sore when I cry
Facebook is down Now i have nowhere to complain about FB being down!
prepares delicious meal of leftovers plate too wide to fit in microwave
trying to watch tv quietly chips crunch too loud
My new TV's too big and realistic I get motion sick
my birthdays on the 29th febuary theres only 28 days in that month
I want to dress up like sub-zero but my skinny jeans don't cover my shoulders
Landscapers just finished spring cleaning my yard and they totally yanked out one of my dormant ornamental grasses
Beautiful weather this weekend now my AC isn't working
bought $50 underwear have to cover it up with pants
I told him he was loud Then he told me to go fuck a tree
The moment u click on someone in ur chat list they go offline
I want to go to the party but i'm tired of wearing pants today
i want to masturbate but my girlfriend's coming over tonight
wanted cherry pepsi received cherry coke
Used my University Bus pass and rode the bus for free today Had to sit next to someone
Lost my wallet... Gotta memorize new card # for easy online shopping
My Team's In the final four can't concentrate or get any work done this week
buys tesla has to carpool
dark souls
Just ate sandwich Had too much chicken
struggled constantly to flip the tempurpedic bed
My Fantasy players are on such good teams that they don't play in the 4th quarter
found out guy she is dating drives a chevy told him they both need to see other men
I want to use the year I was born in in my username like most people
Being white
Internet router is broken Have to keep ethernet cable plugged into laptop
Stayed in my hot tub too long iphone won't recognize my fingerprint
Waiting for my iPhone to die so I can go to bed It's been at 1% for 30 minutes.
when you finish taking a shit and you realise there's no toilet paper
buys one direction ticket Second row seat
own so many games on steam bored
novelty brain shaped ice cubes for my whiskey they look like testicles
meets fantastic person doesn't have facebook
I would join the peace corps But what if the country I get sent to doesn't havE Starbucks?
i broke the swiffer i may actually have to wring out a mop
30 seconds of youtube video left connection drops out
Last time we beat the niners but this time they're healthy
I spend so much time on my memes but nobody cares
buys black car hot in the summer
boundless access to electronic literature don't like pdf
too many people want to hang out with me
kfc container isn't microwavable have to put mac and cheese in a bowl
Asked mom a simple question answers with a lecture
i have to lie to my friends about what i got for christmas so i dont sound ridiculously spoiled
Asked someone to email me since i have limited texts They sent one more text to say
Planting crops cursor jumped and one is out of line
WANTS TO WATCH A  SHOW NETFLIX DOESN'T HAVE IT
The new bus lane made my drive home 5 minutes longer
I want to watch VeggieTales but I have them all on vhs
It's cold in my office But my winter coat is too warm to put on
every time i visit healthcare.gov my computer crashes
Headache is killing me But they said sex is an alternative good remedy
Nooooooooooo It's not over 9000
Nose is running Nosebleed when you try to blow it
I'm craving food but I'm already full
I want to watch Netflix in my other room but only one of my flat screens has wifi built in
Showed my parents how to stream movies now i have to share the bandwidth
has to make a meme for class... gets distracted by Facebook
i was intelligent before the drinking
Intente burlarme de Sporting Cristal Sus hinchas no paran de recordarme que soy un equipo de mierda
I have seen a shiny pokmon  first thing i did was murder him
so much food left to try at the buffet Already full
MY NEW HEADPHONES DON'T FIT IN MY NEW CASE FOR MY NEW IPHONE
My life is over. I am not Batman anymore.
I had an idea for a first world problems meme but it was already taken
Updated Facebook status 15 minutes ago  0 likes or comments
Looses weight Stuck between belt holes
Goes to an expensive engineering summer camp Breaks toe in only recreational activity of the entire week
I can't find the remote anywhere Now I have to get up to turn off my bigscreen tv
PLAYed fruiT machine three ptolymelons
BF BRINGS ICECREAM 'YOU CAN'T MIX COTTON CANDY AND MINT CHOCOLATE'
bought gta san andreas many years ago only achieved 99 % completion
i used to have first world problems but then i took an arrow to the knee x-----DDDDD
i have to be careful when i send email so that everyone thinks i'm professional
i'm at happy hour but i'm not happy
I can't decide WHICH ENGLISH TRANSLATION OF THE BIBLE TO GET - ESV
I was cheated on by one of my 29 boyfriends
i just got into bed but now i have to pee
fridge stocked with             food I don't like nothing to eat
I HAVE TO GO HOME AND CLEAN before my cleaning lady comes
REALLY GOOD CHICKEN ON MY PLATE NO BBQ SAUCE
cant sleep at night because I take naps take naps because I cant sleep at night
can't find  seinfeld
we only have a cadillac
My Xbox controller is wireless so I can never find it
Went to make noodles out of butter
goes to take a shit no more toilet paper left
c'e una partita importante gioca matri e non giovinco
HOLIDAY TODAY no maid service.. I DID MY OWN DISHES
I Want to get an S IV But I'm not eligible for a new phone Yet.
Got socks for christmas
I can't Get all the dust off my Screen Protector
My Chemical Romance Broke Up
My parents told me they're not going to do the Fafsa any more They said something about 'Graduating'
I'm hungry But typing with one hand is too difficult
I'm getting married in Hawaii and my friends can't afford to go
I cant sleep on my stomach because my boobs are too big and it hurts
I want to watch a movie But listen to music at the same time
gets too hot wearing north face shirt under north face jacket
This was my face after a kick in the vag ;__;
PS4 Annouced still saving for ps3
MY MOUSE WHEEL IS BROKEN FROM OVER USE
im being forced to get a job because if i dont we'll have to fire the cleaning lady
I won a rifle
SAT DOWN ON TOILET THERE WAS NO TOILET PAPER....
havn't had a popular meme... for a whole day
MADE WITTY MEME SPELLED IT INCORRECTLY
Can't attend mass harlem shake event it clashes with gym session
I'm so hungry  but I'm not in the mood for anything.
Wants sushi so bad But it gives me Indigestion
i worked all day and i forgot to clock in
The ad just started playing and i couldn't find the mute button
can't eat cat licked sandwich
Awesome boyfriend gone for 2 weeks have to enjoy awesome life in the meantime
Takes instument home to practice forgets mouthpiece at school
home alone with the dog and i am out of peanut butter
iphone battery low charger in next room
JCW mini cooper needs new tires Had to drive the porsche to work
Found Out about awesome event It took place yesterday
PEOPLE KEEP ASKING ME WHAT i WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY bUT i GOT EVERYTHING I WANTED FOR CHRISTMAS
Sat Down to watch tv can't reach the remote
I need to use the bathroOm But I can't find my phone
My boyfriend does everything I ask but i have to ask
Fresh out of the shower really have to jerk off
buka pdss paswordnya salah
BEST STUDENT IN THE CLASS tEACHER HAS YET TO PRONOUNCE NAME CORRECTLY
Giovanna Plowman sTOLE MY TAMPON
eats chocolate Look for more none left
I'M HUNGRY TO LAZY TO MAKE FOOD
i tried to roll doubles to get out of jail now i lost my turn and i'm still in jail.
i was just about to unfriend someone but they unfriended me first
eNJOYS RICE AND CHICKEN FINISHES THE CHICKEN AND STILL HAS RICE
don't have any clean spoons i'll just eat my cereal with a fork
I ate so much candy There is nothing left for tomorrow
i'm thirsty but THERE'S no soda
Cant sleep in any position Because Bed is too Comfortable
Uploaded new profile picture only got 10 likes
Finally gets a boyfriend But it's The wrong guy
got expensive shoes as a gift but they're ugly and too large
Mac too old to sync with Iphone
pours cereal no milk
left my game controller by the television now I cant play video games
open sukatoro.com they said it's an awesome site they said
really hungry but i just brushed my teeth
just finished my coffee but i already started the dishwasher
needs to blow nose all the tissues are soggy already
finally got a new winter coat it's too warm to wear it
MY hANDS WERE TOO COLD TO USE CENTRAL LOCKING HAD TO LOCK THE CAR MANUALLY
tommorw is not friday
Sold stuff at game stop Not enough games I want to spend profits on
then the jerk said oops the night was ruined
one size fits all condoms  bullshit!!
i just paid off my credit card those heartless assholes upped my limit to 75k
my boyfriend gave me his audi r8 but it's white  i like red
I flirted with my friends boyfriend now he doesnt like me
My favorite color is royal blue he thought it was cerulean blue
CAN'T PLAY JAK II WITHOUT CONSTANTLY ALERTING KRIMZON GUARDS
insisted on speaking to trader joe at trader joe's discovered there is no trader joe
Getting ready to leave Shirts didn't dry in the dryer
i asked gf for pics she's actually a guy
school  tomorrow
The internet isn't real life. that needs to change.
Eats food even more hungry
aLEX YOU TOO DAMN CUTE
i was watching a funny tv show and an aspca commercial came on
My Gym bag keeps sliding off my shoulder because my traps are getting too big
Apple forced me to create a new password with capital letters and numbers
Can't find the perfect undercoat for my space marines
Too much food on the dishes in the sink. Dish washer won't clean it all off.
Ask for no pickle Got a pickle
my foot itches but it tickles when i scratch it
House keeper is cleaning cant leave my room
I ordered one dvd online but they sent me two I don't know what to do with the extra dvd
My internet's so bad  I had to watch the acting
Spent hour writing answer To the wrong question
I can't seem to decide what sauce to get on my subway
My hand hurts from signing winning lottery tickets
i read the punch line before i read the whole joke
Ate all of the Halloween Candy Hands out Mints found at bottom of purse
&#231;_&#231; <-- le new meme french crai
I want to listen to u2 but i don't know which album to start with
my world almost ended when starbucks ran out of pumpkin spice lattes
nothing but skirts clean don't want to shave my legs
there's so much food in the fridge i don't know what to make for lunch
logged onto gw2  it had to update
the $300 sunglasses i got for my birthday dont match my new bmw's interior
has 500 euro note can't break it
Circled gym parking lot for 20 minutes couldn't find a close parking space
bought a bag of Skittles got mostly yellow and orange flavors
try to think of something funny shabbriv constantly making pointless memes
Finally found seat in library next to an outlet forgot to bring laptop charger
two of my favourite shows  are on at the same time
favorite team loses have to see it all over newsfeed
Train ride lasts for one and a half hour laptop battery only one hour
only enough toilet paper for one wipe tarbutt
HAS INSTANT LISTENING ACCESS TO MORE MUSIC THAN AT ANY OTHER POINT IN HUMAN HISTORY HEY I JUST MET YOU
Want to wATCH TV  REMOTE IS TO FAR
rented eat
i just want to eat but my food is too hot
Bought seedless black grapes found a seed in one of them
drained my noodles half fell out
Purchased a bag of air potato chips were in it
I waNt to Upvote thAt meme But 333 is such an awesome nUmber
WaNT TO HAVE ENOUGH GAMES ON STEAM FOR A SCROLL BAR 1440P MONITOR MAKES IT TOO HARD
realized just in time that I could have a v8 but I really don't like v8
need something to post on facebook but no one famous died today
i let my phone charge all day so it has full battery but if i dont plug it in before bed
got bmw for birthday wanted benz
my fav organic lentil soup comes in a bpa-lined can
I WANT MY SUGAR TO DISSOLVE BUT MY ICED COFFEE IS TOO COLD
make memes at english language birth language: spanish
pulled tissue out of box all tissues came out
I want to buy a treat But there are too many options
I can't use my tablet at the beach My polarized sunglasses black out the screen
Blows out birthday candles forgot to make a wish
I went to the gym for two days already  and i still look the same
Orders pizza Has to put on pants
Cant close wallet too much money
Want to listen to music but am watching a tv show
Can't tell which is the long side of my king sized bed sheets
i cant believe he really left me i should've made the sandwich
Want drink from vending machine No small bills
can't make good sandwich
I saw someone else's opinion on facebook and it was different than mine
Xbox controller ran out of battery it'll take too long to go upstairs to get more
can't hear tv while fan is on too hot to turn fan off
GETS TO BOWSERS CASTLE GETS KILLED BY GOOMBA
DAD BORROWED MY CAR NOW SEAT AND REAR-VIEW MIRROR ARE ALL MESSED UP
have a lot money nothing to buy
Bought a hoodie with the word Yolo on it before i knew what it meant had to throw it away
It's the steam summer sale but i already own the good ones
vi la verga de mi esposo y me quede trumada
PLaying a game that came out before analog controls Now i have to push two buttons to run
I finally got to a 25 kill streak I forgot to put on nuke
heatwave it's too hot to eat
MADE PANCAKES  NO SYRUP
My crumbs are too big can't just wipe them on the floor
I have so much food on my plate there's no room for ketchup
i want to have more friends but i don't want to socialize
has $100 for weed Can't afford gas to go pick up
I want this game on steam but it's only 67% off
Just bought new clothes not enough space in closet
MY $600 CELLPHONE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE DELIVERED ON THE 21ST. ... BUT IT'S THE 26TH
11 PM TOO LATE TO WATCH A MOVIE TOO EARLY TO SLEEP
Have husband and a lover lover thinks he can have his own life
Put out on the first date now there might not be a second date
i clicked get timeline on accident
CLosed the wrong tab
It's too Cloudy to wear my new sunglasses
UPDATES FACEBOOK STATUS NO LIKES
gets a text from the person they like They ask for the homework
finds diamond only has stone pickaxe
HAS A TEST AT ELEVEN NEEDS TO GO TO THE DENTIST AT EIGHT
tried to sign up for memegenerator hasautologin can't be null
Just got a job Can't click on NSFW Pics at Work
Need to go outside but i have to put pants on
Orders Custom Made Sandwich Wrong type of bread
vacationing in foreign country can't access pandora
Browsing internet on iphone randomly switches to springboard
car air conditioning is too cold windows down is too hot
its so beautiful outside but my favorite tv show is on
my pockets are so noisy i have too many coins in them
LOST A BUNCH OF WEIGHT NOW NONE OF MY CLOTHES FIT
Was going to use a coupon It already expired
battery is low on phone if i plug it in it won't be with me when i leave the room
Bought Hunger Games to read on the plane Finished it three days before flight
congrats on your new baby he said im not pregnant
bought a justin beiber cd         as gag gift for hubby he liked it
Facebook server down can't go on facebook to tell everyone how pissed of i am
FIRE DRILL CANCELLED DIDN'T STUDY FOR LANGUAGE TEST
Catch a shiny Red gyarados
bmw m3 is supposed to get 21 mpg i only get 20
misses bus not another for two minutes
think i got an awesome joke everyone's face is like ﾟДﾟ after i told it
married photogenic guy micropenis
make love make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.
poured a bowl of cereal out of milk
Nobody asked me If I EVEN wanted TIMELINE
wanted the fuji apple chicken salad they were out of apple chips
logged on facebook zero notifications
played mass effect 3 all weekend Got a shitty ending and forgot to do homework
New pack of panini euro 2012 stickers All swaps
tries to delete typo hits send instead
ACCIDENTLY LOGGED OUT OF FRIENDS NETFLIX ACCOUNT
Downloaded new movie its a cam
Today is 420... but i don't even smoke weed
put spoon in hot soup
Hungry but doesnt know what to Eat Food court has so many choices
watched a movie too many times now it's crap
thought of a really good meme forgot it 5 minutes later
already started pooping... game on phone still loading
Made a bunch of Spaghetti didn't have parmesan
I love my son But he's too old to live in my basement and play yoville
wanted to log out of facebook clicked privacy settings instead
I told jesus to take the wheel he didn't hear me
My whole life is a series of 1st world problems and I just realized it.
Goes on cultural date... with an engineer
i wanna get drunk cab is too expensive
I CAN'T DELETE SOME ANNOYING PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK WHAT IF THEY POST SOMETHING STUPID AND I'M NOT THERE TO SCREEN CAPTURE IT
i was chilling at home looking like a hobo now she wants to skype me
About to fall asleep Have to pee
bOUGHT MASS EFFECT 3 COLLECTORS EDITON ENDING SUCKED
Patrick walker breathed on me i have 24 hours left to live
Can't find coal have to burn wood for torches
daddy wants to buy me an escalade but i i want a benz!
The internet got in the way of me getting my homework done
link in e-mail is unclickable have to copy and paste into address bar
stood up to do something forgot what i wanted to do
Toronto maple leafs
went to play drawsomething music stopped
want to make a funny meme i'm no good at it
Opens new tab forgets what i wanted to search
purchasing 60 inch flat screen tv credit card demagnetized
how did someone take a picture of me crying
Brings laptop to class forgets battery at home
Want to get water people in the break room
Brushed my teeth then remembered i wanted ice cream
the houseflies won't stop activating my kitchen PC's touch screen
want midnight junk food stash campus shop shut
Woke up at noon to get to afternoon class Class cancelled
Goes to computer apps has to use internet explorer
Bought new cellphone have to add numbers in by hand
WANT TO COMMENT ON NEWS ARTICLE ALREADY 100 COMMENTS
FINALLY DID ALL THE LAUNDRY IVE BEEN NEEDING TO DO BUT NOW I HAVE TO FOLD IT ALL
finaly in my bed forgot to turn the lights off
Mailman finally drives by Package isnt in mailbox
did my homework forgot to bring it to school
Waited 90 SECONDS... TO DOWNLOAD THE WRONG FILE
i cant believe this is happening they raised the interest rate on the jet ski loan again
13 Years old
TOOK AN HOUR TO MAKE A BACON SANDWICH 3 MINUTES TO EAT
Dips cookie in milk cookie falls to bottom
Accidently 'b' instead of 'a' Exited out of pokemon and lost all saves
used a masterball on a lvl 1 pokemon
finally found jesus facebook freezes while trying to upload pict
wifi is down have to use 3g
BUYS IPAD 2 LAST WEEK LEARNS THAT IPAD 3 IS COMING IN TWO WEEKS
Had two years of french dont know shit
I need to Use the copy machine...  ...But I don't want to walk across the hall...
finally thought of an original meme image won't load
Go to take a dump seat's too cold
Finished watching season 1 forgot to download season 2
the spare batteries arrived before my new camera did
shared kony video on facebook nobody liked it because 50 other friends posted it already
new doorman have to learn his name
vacation to paris flying coach
taxi driver wont take credit card
filling out letter MATCHING test rest of letters on back
Poored lucky charms into bowl Just realized we are out of milk
Younger son realizes all the baby pictures are just of his older brother
It's so hard to pay With a hundred-dollar bill
Feet are cold worst day ever
sends socks to laundry loses half a pair.
ORDER STUFF ONLINE  SHIPPING TAKES TO LONG
washed my hands 7 times still smells like curry
when i swallowed the chip it felt like it was tearing open the inside of my throat
The extra change in my pocket Won't stop making noise when I walk
Wants to pin a recipe no big images or videos on page
iPad battery died Now i have to squint harder using my new iphone 4S
I have too much money in the bank I'm no longer covered by the FDIC
I have to eat the same food again
stubbed my toe when i was getting out of my lamborghini
playing Call of duty keep getting killed by campers
Buying new shoes Has to lace them before trying them on
Bought Girl scout cookies forgot to get milk on the way home
forgot pin have to use credit
POured cereal into bowl out of milk
boyfriend bought me kindle fire bastard got ipad3
font too small have to lean forwrd
all my old clothes look too old but my new ones look too new
keep getting job offers can't be bothered working
finally Get caught up on Walking dead on netflix have to wait every week for a new episode
I have to wait six minutes for my  pirated movie to download
new joyce manor still hasn't leaked
facebook changed how you view photos
can't find the remote have to move
feel booger in nose class just started
my car has insurance i don't
Just changed my password keep typing the old one
All my asian friends are posting about jeremy lin
WENT TO PULL OFF SKIN ON FINGER KEPT GOING UNTIL MY KNUCKLE
walk all the way to dobie on saturday to eat hoa-hoa closed on saturdays
STARBUCKS HAD A LONG LINE
popped a zit it started bleeding
DOWNLOAD movie torrent illegally 'FILE TYPE NOT SUPPORTED'
silenced cell phone for class alarm still went off
Downloaded 20GB game Unable to extract files
spend entire day patching wow Doesent work
posted funny status no one liked it
grandparents house has no wifi
i don't want facebook timeline
Towel still wet from my shower      last night
HUSBAND DROVE MY CAR ERASED MY SEAT'S MEMORY SETTING
I wanna make smiley fries but I don't want to wait for them
spend entire day downloading game torrent doesnt work
Logged out from gmail now i have to enter username and password again
Turned up the hot water in the shower burned myself
Reddit blocked at work Now I have to do my job
Got on the bus Someone sat next to me
Wanted mcdonalds line was way too long
First snow fall of the winter no weed
PICKED UP tHE uNCHARGED CONTROLLER
clicks justin bieber sextape link gets rick rolled
made eye contact with someone while eating a banana
smudged phone's touch screen while texting can't unsmudge without messing up text message
Wanted a diet coke They have pepsi products
bottled water ran out faucet water nasty
Answered phone while making toast now it's too cold to butter
Went to make nachos only chips left are from the bottom of the bag
downloaded 20 gb game no crack released
walking outside and it starts to rain umbrella won't open
I just farted on a wooden chair Now my butt hurts
Oh my god I forgot my coupon book
make a spelling mistake on meme generator have to resubmit it so i don't look retarded
tried eating pringles hand doesn't fit in can anymore
get invited to 2 new years parties don't know which to attend
ALREADY LATE FOR A PARTY FAVORITE TV SHOW HAS JUST BEGUN
Dress my size doesn't fit boobs
got pregnant and i don't remember that night
Does YOGA on the beach waves are too loud
told kids to put their 'socks on' XBOX turns on
WRiter problems characters still not real
My two vacations are too close to each other
theres too much food in the fridge
forgot to change her facebook status to... it's complicated
Lives in Bay area
i make too much money now i fall into a higher tax bracket
stressing about our honeymoon destination can't decide between europe or caribbean
sometimes i have to let the water run for a minute so it can get really cold
i ditched cable in favor of a roku box now i can't decide what to watch
WHEN YOUR FIANCE IS SO DRUNK HE FORGETS HE IS GAY
sad music makes me so sad
I need money But I don't want to work for it
My bed is so comfy... I can't sleep due to over comfort
NeW EPISODE gAME OF tHRONES UP BUT ITS NOT hd
I can't understand Clarissa speaking Italian
Went to take a shit Toilet water splashed butthole
I'm all caught up on one piece now i have to wait till saturday for the next episode
Q: Why did the chicken take the MBTA?   A: To NOT get home on time.
the water margin 2011 drama with english subtitles is a bootleg from malayasia
forgot to close the curtains neighbors saw everything
Stuffed face with food Got a phone call
i'm having food delivered but now i have to put a robe on to open the door
Friendzoned the Perfect guy he lost interest
He said
I argued with some theists... they used evidence.
Left the remote on the dinner table
$2 upcharge for rings $3 for a tbsp of slaw.  SHIT
Cannot decipher alien signals Codec has not been created yet
i forgot to press play  had to walk back to t.v
I don't always make memes but when I do
want to write songs just like taylor swift but my husband's loving and caring
COOKS the perfect BURGER can only find white bread
DISHWASHER FINISHED CLEANING NO ROOM FOR DIRTY DISHES
SO MANY TABS OPEN CANT SEE WHATS ON THEM! (MY GIRLFRIEND REALLY COMPLAINED ABOUT THIS MOMENTS AGO)
Grandma borrowed my computer now i'm being retargeted for sex swings
want to read memes on memegenerator cant read russian or spanish
can't fit  iNTO MY FAVORITE JEANS ANYMORE...
Old top doesn't fit anymore Tits are too big
Every time i fart while playing xbox my kinect hears it better than when i talk
my amazon prime order was delivered to my summer address
i'm thirsty but they're all out of dasani
THAT ARTICLE HAS TOO MANY WORDS Can you boil that down to a meme or something?
My psychic energy coach is on vacation.
why is ssl so hard?
There was a fire drill but i left my jacket in my locker
Electricity is cut off for a few minutes can't post it on Facebook because the internet doesn't work
The moment you realize that you saved the picture but not the unigine heaven file
ordered pizza got it hour later
none of my easter eggs  are cadbury's
I have so much money  I lose track of my bank accounts and total cash I have
Must Write about What I learned in class Didn't learn anything
My boyfriend just bought new professional lens and i have canon 1000d
forgot april fools.
Finished watching all of let's read homestuck now I have to find something else to watch during dinner
Friend is showing me funny pictures on his phone I already saw them on Reddit a month ago
Band I like displays all-seeing eye They can't explain what it means
I made so much money last year I can't contribute to my Roth IRA
boyfriend buys me flowers so often I'm EMBARRASSED to instagram them everytime
so many kitties i want to punch not enough time
ALWAYS HAVE SOMETHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO THE THREAD WORK 2 JOBS SO I'M LATE TO EVERY PARTY
I need to bulk but I cant gain weight
I stayed up too late on face book and i lost a fight with a 5 year old
She was perfect Then she said she was a Flyers fan
found a shiny pokmon nature decreases attack
plays non-steam game hours played not recorded
I wish the ice cream wasn't so hard
Bought a mechanical keyboard every normal keyboard feels cheap and crappy
Went to take a shit forgott my Phone
Kiva loans in India take three years to pay back even if the BORROWER has already paid it back.
'Xbox
TOO MUCH WHEAT to fit into my virtual silo
i lost everything when i summoned the wither
Can't Find Kale
Buys from mystery box on call of duty gives me rocket launcher
I want to watch this video on Facebook But i have scrolled down so far i don't want to lose my place
WENT TO SEX PARTY DIDN'T GET TO SEEP WITH BLACK GUY
sometimes I put my shoes on. to make it harder to get back into bed.
My coworkers always make me decide where to go for lunch I don't like having to decide what other people will eat
I QUITE LIKE VAPORWAVE
I have so many left overs from dinner Not all of it can fit into my take home box for later.
had a swimming pool installed for my kids they still spend their time playing ps4
having nothing to cry about really makes me upset
Took too long in steam shower Now iPhone 5s won't recognize fingerprint
My silent cpu cooler is so quiet I can hear my hard drive all the time
There's a hair in my soup
I was invited to interview for a great program at my favorite college BUT THE DATE IS DURING MY CLASS EXCHANGE IN GERMANY
I wrote down all the stat formulas on the cheat sheet but theyre so small that i cant read them.
Just logged into facebook phone rings
It's your birthday had to like/reply all greetings
File 97% downloaded 'Error: Lost connection to host'
I'm hungry and have a full pantry But there's nothing I want to eat in the house
so well endowed men look when all I want to do is jog
I TOLD HIM WRONG HOLE HE HEARD PRONG THAT HOLE
Have to wash my hair started to look really good when it's greasy
i was born in south africa and obtained U.S. citizenship so therfore i'm considered 'african american'
Colin kaepernick he just....Kept pounding...
hungry no room left in upper dishwasher rack
Goes to mcdonalds during happy hour to save $1 on a shake Got told happy hour doesn't exist anymore & pays extra $1
sometimes i really want to have a real life but then i remember i sold it at e-bay
my boyfriend left me atleast i still have his best friend
I really want to buy day z but its not on sale
i hate siding with religious people but the duck dynasty guy is right about double standards
Why oh why? Why did i have to argue with sharkeisha?
Battlelog does'nt work on chrome Has to use internet explorer
Mclane donates millions of dollars to baylor so we can have nice things board of regents names nice things after him
took a shit all out of wet wipes
promise to watch one episode only end up watching the whole season
Wanted foam hand sanitizer Got Gel hand sanitizer
ude cape2 pelajarin bab 5-7 yg keluar malah bab 8
income so high higher tax bracket
loves getting fisted husband loses arms in car accident
I WON A KINDLE  PAPERWHITE BUT I DON'T READ BOOKS AND I WON't USE IT
I SPENT MONTHS PLAYING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS nOW I HAVE TO GET USED TO WORLD OF WARCRAFT HOTKEYS AGAIN
Some girls these days don't even know what a ball gown is
unboxes a unusual in team fortress 2 nuts n' bolts effect
Just promoted Now I hate my job even more
but she   doesn't love me back
Going on a trip to an exotic destination Secretary booked flight with stopover
Weed is too good i keep trying to put the milk in the  freezer
I had such an amazing weekend on my out of state trip that it's hard to come back to my work from home job
I gave the machine a dollar for a twix it gave me a twix peneaut butter
I want to comment on videos but i don't want to have google+
ABOUT TO GO SAD WHEN SOLO-ING LURE MISSES
Me on a really cold day 'Just take me Lord'
Completed the Square It was factorable
APPLE AND ANDROID HAVE ACCESS TO BBM I HAVE A WINDOWS PHONE
Baylor Won... By only 10 points
gta v for pc cancelled have to buy an xbox
First world Problems Painter Pamela Masik may see her role as “bearing witness? to “honour? the murdered and Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6 missing women of Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
First world Problems Pamela Masik with her portrait of Julie Young
too hot not to have fan pointed at me can't light the bong with fan pointed at me
My mom bought Apple pie No more ice cream...
Learn Important Question None of them came in the exam
I want to listen to music but i have so much music that i don't know what to listen to
Wore a glitter shirt to a party
Needed attention Faked Munchausen Syndrome
Sat on my new toilet seat for too long looking at 9gag hurt my butt to peal off the seat
government shutdown can't visit statue of liberty
Starbucks just came out with the pumpkin spice latte but here in Southern California it's the hottest time of the year
I just bought a Lumia 1020 and now they tell me I can't use it with my Kiitos 1939-1945 hoodie
Hungry But don't want to eat because the internet is so nice..
That Feeling When You Don't Have Enough Money  For More Car Mods
Floor so high at work have to wait for everyone below me to get off first
I have really cute photos with my baby cousin to show everyone  but his mother doesn't want me to post them on facebook
I really just wanted to focus on my carrer But then my webcam broke
Drives 240z for a mOnth Wants Subaru back
Steam is having a summer sale But I'm going to italy
found a perfect fb cover photo doesn't match with profile picture
First Casey Anthony
Steam summer sale I already own 90% of the games
Hits snooze button for 10 more minutes of sleep Husband thinks it's for 10 minutes of rubbing morning wood on my ass
Stock price didn't get above $2.98 by 9:15am Not liking it
takes a drink from juice box forgets to shake well
Damn Flood I just ordered a pizza
Ignore Security Risk Assessment
somebody stole my phone. My facebook was logged in.
I just saw a Shiny Pokemon And knocked it out.
FB adds hashtags now I can't annoy the shit out of people who bitched about fb hashtag usage
new whatsapp group chat member all colors change
My show isn't available for streaming so I have to rent it disc by disc
I owe someone $2 Only Have a $100 bill
I forgot about throwback thursday Now i have to wait a week
BEST FRIEND AND BOYFRIEND SO SMART NOW HAVE TO STUDY HARDER SO EVERYONE THINKS I AM AS SMART AS THEY ARE
girls be like  its officially over...deleted all his pictures on ig and fb
throws fit smashes laptop has to ask parents to buy her new one
My jaw is too tired from chewing to finish this sandwich
Downloaded animal crossing at 11Pm  on launch night All the stores in my town are closed until 9Am
My WiFi isn't working so I'm forced to use my phone to watch Duck Dynasty
Friend wants to play COD with me at 9 AM
woke up and found I had no cream for my coffee
cleaning lady comes to your house you wanted to take a shit
5 people going to the movies only 2 free tickets
i have to play games because i ran out of things to study
I HAVE TO GO OUT ON DINNER BUT i DON'T WANT TO
Haven't seen this weeks EPisode of Game of Thrones Accidently opened facebook and had to close it in a panic
Goes out Fer a brew...4-2 Comes back 4-4
Asks crush out through xbox live wrong person.
I used to give my boyfriend shit about facebook ..and then he found my snapchat hiscore
the bluetooth in my car wont show the titles of the songs its playing
My family has so many cars they won't all fit in the driveway
my old car has one touch power windows now i have to hold my finger down to roll the windows up or down
wanna taste all the dishes at restaurant stomach won't fit everything
i want chipotle but i don't feel like getting off the couch
Made the front page of reddit  can't tell my friends because I don't want them to kow my username
i want to play skyrim now
My screen has such a high resolution that all my desktop icons look pixelated
I want to Fall asleep But a retarded fight on Facebook is keeping me Awake
everybody loves  1D
woke up next to computer stayed in bed all day
I WANT TO make A MEME too afraid people will think it is dumb
i drank my frappuccino too fast and now i can't stop coughing
1000 facebook friends i'm such a loner
my cat has more food than me
No no
my hand gets repeatedly knocked by my michael kors watch as I clap at the ceremony
im 14 years old so when i create a player in a sports game i cant choose my exact date of birth
crashed my 2nd prius today And the rental car isnt even a hybrid
can't order food from restaurant because food is too cheap to fill minimum order
working hard to find a cool car in GTA IV when u do.. the whole city haves it
Parents make too much money Don't qualify for financial aid
There's so little time to read all the books I like
I feel awkward making eye contact with the band from my front row seat
My Ferrari Has insufficient luggage space
Having a Car that is too new for a tape deck having a car that is too old for an ipod
i go to the gym every day I am too tired to work
Smallest coffee size  is called TALL
my friend ate too much candy and is feeling too sick for pizza and want's to wait for like an hour and give it another try just don't know if can take the risk
I hate it when i take a shit and the water splashes my ass
I want to try out my new  nail polish but my current manicure is fabulous
the new facebook profile doesn't tell people when you become single So now i have to tell everyone my bf broke up with me
rEAD SOME MEMES... FROM THE NEW MEMES PAGE
my Trader Joe's frozen entree was not as tasty as I hoped
I'm going to France for my birthday so people are giving me travel money instead of makeup
they stepped on my sneakers without saying sorry
i HAVE AN AWESOME BED BUT IT's too hot.
He said
Always winter never christmas
My Mini iPAd is so small IF only it was 1.5 inches wider
Oh CRap I've Been MeMED
Nobody liked my facebook post
Got accepted to    Cornell and Yale Can only choose one
J&#193; N&#195;O BASTAVA O ASK.FM agora tambm h&#225; o talkd.me
my gym's foursquare mayor doesn't even lift
Reddinting on phone. Then Gets to a PC. Clicks all the same links cause they're still blue
My head hurts so bad must stare at my computer screen while i tell people about it
I closed my fb account by mistake Now i have a life
Finland moves to summertime -15C and raining snow
Carefully crafted playlist is on Shuffle by accident Can't reach the Remote control from hot tub
Saw everything on 9gag now i have to go to likealaugh
i got stuck in an airport after my vacation to miami they didn't have low carb options
WON AN HP PRINTER NOW I HAVE 2 INSTALLED ON MY LAPTOP
I can't leave work early today My housekeeper is still cleaning my home
I want my Dad's CRv But they're going to give me my mom's Civic hybrid
i am pretty sure my gynecologist should not be kissing anything during the exam
bOUGHT eASTER EGGS EARLY TO BE ORGANISED EAT THEM AND NOW I HAVE TO BUY MORE
I can't enjoy my new tv the Highdef makes it look too real
My vacuum cleaner won't pick up a speck Now I'll have to finger feed it
expsensive DLC     50% off bought it    yesterday
phone broke now i have to wait till tomorrow for a free replacement
Guest at someone's place no wifi
Can't even judge people In my own home
I'm used to kcups for my single serve coffee needs these packets just   confuse me
I feel like i could sleep after finishing a triple americano I hope i haven't pissed off my barista and been punished with decaf
Veronica mars kickstarter best rewards already taken
need to sit car keys keep poking me
told higher ranking leaders the right way to do things gets turned down because of ego
i want to play HOTS to day but I have to build laser robots welders
he said it's over i want back all the money i spent on him
My house burned down in the sims now i'll have to start all over again
drank orange juice with freshly brushed teeth
my ice cream is so cold i can't scoop it out of the box
Just went grocery shopping Still can't find anything worth eating in the fridge
MaRch
Less than 2 episodes of sons of anarchy season 4 left to watch  and netflix won't load
wanted to log out of facebook clicked privacy settings instead
haven't had an upvote since an hour ago
Prefers to work on mac office only has a PC
my satellite radio Cuts out When I drive through a tunnel
I'm too pretty to work at that place.
Taco bell is not mexican My whole life was a lie
laughed so hard - read comments & it turns out to be a repost feel ashamed in my ENJOyment
Now i live in sweden I need to buy a new wallet because their money is so big it doesnt fit in my old one
Saw Blink-182 live before i knew who they were
The LAST ITEM ON SHOPPING LIST IS ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE STORE
tried to unlock bike with car key
hungry the pizza delivery guy is late again
IT'S BEEN SIX HOURS SINCE MY BOYFRIEND LAST CUDDLED ME
Moving to Germany Not sure I can find all of my favorite polish brands
I LOST THE REMote now i have to go walk to the tv
Went to a friends house They had 1-ply toilet paper
Marble slab was closed had to get baskin robins instead
aFRAID TO USE THE MENS ROOM MONSTER IN CUBLE TAKING AN ENOURMOUS ANGRY DUMP
I eat the ice before my drink gets cold
HTC BROKE HAVE TO USE IPHONE
I keep refreshing reddit   but all the links are already purple
My ultrabook starts so fast
bought a PS3 for christmas Ps4 has been announced
My tv is so big  My eyes hurt when I watch it
I can't wait for the spring I need more vitamin D
there's so many great movies on tv right now and i can only watch one!!
Someone set the ac to 72 i wanted it at 73
can't close the refridgerator door becaus it's so full with food
can see that the transformation worked can't pick colonies for overnight culture
CAN'T OPEN CERTAIN WEBSITE USING MY MAC
I have no space for food Because i have too much alcohol
squeezed blistex tube too hard wouldnt stop coming out
Obama's economy is so bad... The “Special? at my grocery store is “Buy One
Obama's economy is so bad... It only takes one lick to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop
david left me now i am alone
I want to make a sandwich the butter is too hard to spread
Owns a lot of video games no time to play them
MOved xbox while playing a game game disc is destroyed
my appetizer was so big  i couldn't finish my entree
Mom asks for help with facebook ask you what her password is
one of my biggest regrets in life is cutting my bangs
watching netflix episodes are out of order
paid 5 bucks a square for superbowl pool worst numbers ever
Every time a preheat my oven i forget to take out the pans i have stored inside
my daughter is sick and she interrupted downton abbey
took a shower power shower too painful
Finally made a tumblr account all the urls i want are taken
GIRLS THESE DAYS U NEVER KNOW 15 or 20
I just posted vacation photos on facebook my mom's going to comment on all of them
just ordered a double cheese burger at mCdonalds forgot the new name was a McDouble
Maneuvered my leg to sit more comfortably in my chair did it too quickly and kicked myself in the balls
My Pregnancy pillow... is too big for my queen sized Bed
I am eating so loudly that i can't hear the tv
I own a dishwasher graeme keeps washing the dishes by hand
Tries to make a good presentation makes a meme
tried to play ps3 Forgot to charge controller
enjoys the Freedoms of the first ammendment constantly annoyed and complains about opposing OPINIONS
I Ran out of toilet  paper today resorted to downy fabric softeners
I can&#180;t go to the spa  because i have a dinner reservation
where do all these surveys come from? I've never been asked these questions
Made a big sandwich Everything keeps falling off
Ate apple trucked across the continent forgot sticker
trying to take notes in english Lasse wipes off blackboard too soon
All the starving people in the world make me feel bad for having seconds on dessert
I want to listen to my bastion sound track while playing minecraft but it makes my industrial slaughter-house too sad
We are out of the big red bowls I have to use the white ones for my cereal
I wanna work 1sT shift but I have to get up so early
Girlfriend checks my facebook hope she will not find secrets
i'm so hungry at 3 am but i don't wanna get up and look for food
first world problems Its only a cold sore i swear!
mY FOOD IS TOO HOT TO eAT
i don't know what to buy with my amazon gift card
he really was just happy to see me
New DVD But it took 3 hours to fast forward through previews
The number of remaining homeworks I can't take it.
kreuz.net got kicked offline now kreuz-net.info is started
Bought GTA online now I don't get a poster
light bulb burned out can't find food in fridge
I met the new barista on my morning coffee run He forgets to mix in the equal with my skinny flat white
My Boyfriend said I cant be a hoe anymore
I LISTEN TO DIFFERENT MUSIC THAN MY FRIENDS I don't have friends who want to go with me to the concerts
So many Movies on Pc Don&#180;t Know which to watch first
Doesn't want us to kill the batman plan is not simple
spends entire life making the paper people only read the comic section
So many great melodic rock releases every year can't afford or track them all
I wanted Burger King But my mom cooked
One present for both my birthday and christmas
my sliced bread is too thin and has holes it's hard to spread caviar around the hole
Got a kindle for christmas can't smell books anymore
Want to play an old ps3 game updates take hours
Family all has iphone 4's can't use their charger with my new iphone 5
Earphones tangled in my pocket
got to checkout forgot coupons
I wanted to kiss him but his teEth were sO yellow.  Ew!!
finding out your kid IS THE CLINGY GIRLFRIEND
MET A NICE GUY ONLINE DOESN'T HAVE A WEBCAM TO PROVE HE'S NOT UGLY
BECAME ADDICTED TO GANGNAM STYLE    CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAYS
the 1080p clip on youtube buffers every few seconds have to watch it in 720p instead
i ran out of things to do on the internet
DOWNLOADED THE LOOPER  STILL IN SCREENER
MAKE $400
I want to buy a lotto ticket but the jackpot is only $3 mil
new headphones are too good can't rip music from youtube  anymore
CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO ORDER at the restaurant
i would just really love it if i could have no garnish on my plate
BOUGHT XMAS PRESENT FOR SOMEONE WANTS IT FOR MYSELF..
Can't find a gift for my boyfriend he already has everything he wants
I've got all I can want and Need... What can I get for Christmas?
I have too much weed for my little weed bag
Went to see 'the hobbit' on opening night now has to wait another year for part 2
House is so big I have to wait forever for the hot water to come
Had to go through Automatic Car Wash Because it was too cold to wash it myself.
I could get a better grade :(  gets 95....
WANTS TO BUT AN IPAD CAN'T DECIDE THE COLOR
I don't have a tupperware container big enough for all the leftover food
there are not enough hours in the day to watch all the tv that i would like to
Felt bad about the skeptical black kid so I ate the fish in my aquarium
I have too many games i don't know what to play
Can't do the dishes the sink is too full of dirty dishes
I'm hungry but all we have are imported chocolates
i must pay the rent but then my account will have uneven numbers
Put a dollar in snack machine out of order
hits stop on ps3 remote
it's cold but the heater dries out my nose
i want to wear my new pants today but i wore them yesterday
just got home from the store forgot batteries
gets cookie no milk
Can't share song i like friends will think that i'm depressed
Went to go get nachos they ran out of chips
i lie to get what i want and i keep getting away with it
mom spent $200 on insurance for my i phone 4s could have gotten i phone 5 with that $200
BOUGHT A NEW IPHONE  HAD TO RESTART ANGRY BIRDS
i have so much food i can't decide what to eat
Saved money buying a Kia iT BROKE DOWN
Why did i trade in my honda for a hyundai?
smoked weed every day all week too tired to do anything all weekend
... a second offering? I only brought one dollar...
i have awesome perfect breast  but everyone looks at my butt
torrent is so fast that youtube videos aren slow
fiscal cliff will affect my small business
MY DATA  IS TOO BIG FOR A PIE CHART
i have so many new games on my computer but i'm too busy getting a higher education to play them
I want to get a pop from the vending machine But I only have 10's and 20's
I ONLY GET $100 OFF MY MACBOOK WITH A STUDENT DISCOUNT?? :-(
Wants to play a scary videogame It's not dark outside yet
Lost my Iphone 5 Now i Have to use my Iphone 4
ordered too much food had to break another $20
i'm dying to know what happens next on that show
Every time I want to Masturbate I'm out of lotion
Wore gloves while running a 5k couldn't change the song on my iphone
I Want to PLay ac3 But i can't stop the 1 hour remix because it's too awesome
Lost my phone it's on silent..
hate my job goes everyday
My air-conditioner is so effective I scarcely use my pool
APPROVES FRIENDSHIP WITH    奔奔 SUGGESTED BY FACEBOOK ADDING AS FRIENDS RANDOM CHINESE PEOPLE
Too much games too little time to play them
overheard my parents having sex
finally beats impossible boss level dies before autosave
happy to buy GF expensive gift. she says 'sorry for making you pay' BUT now i'm sorry for making her feel sorry
starts game before plugging in headphones no sound
my kids will never try Twinkies
deleted lover's emails husband looked in recycle bin
WHAT DO I GET SOMEONE Who has everything?!
I GAVE MYSELF A PAPERCUT WITH A 20 DOLLAR BILL
The documents i need are on mt other laptop
has no peanut allergy avoiding products which       contain peanuts just in case
appointment with  doctor man in waiting room sneezes
upset because smiling causes        wrinkles
france? or spain?
I want it to get colder So that I can wear my new jacket
turducken for thanksgiving cant put stuffing in turkey
I have a Mac
my house is so big i have to search so many places for things i've lost
buys a smartphone to stay connected 24/7 gets annoyed by all the notifications
attempts the REGICIDE challanges  cant stop being king
This beer is too cold
SEE THE MAILMAN WALKING DOWN THE STREET WITH MY PACKAGE MY HOUSE IS LAST ON THE ROUTE
my phone isn't activated by thought
hurricane sandy destroys countless lives can't run nyc marathon
Election day and there's a line
go to get water from brita water filter container and its empty
Voted for obama works at boeing
I only wanted some dumplings
The only food in the house is fresh apples
Opened box of smarties No red ones
My screen is too big there's a lot of unused space when using the internet
only have &#163;2 coin for scratch card
i forgot my work id now i cant get in to park
I have too many parties on friday Don't know which 1 to go to
saw an awesome ass vıdeo on youtube but seen better on the ınternet
fREE LUNCH AT WORK TODAY? BUT I ALREADY PACKED MY OWN
Computer wont turn on and the power is out
Grooveshark changed their layout Now everything is where I dont know where it is
I want to dress as Justin Beiber for Halloween But my work won't let us crossdress
wants to do laundry Amanda todd drank all the bleach
Why do the referees lick fergie's arse so much?
TRIPPED over my shadow  in the dark
The giants won the world series away twice
InCorrect use of the word your
CAN'T LISTEN BOILER ROOM BECAUSE THEY DON'T UPDATE ITUNES PODCAST
My ipad mini is too small
$17.99 for the latest a7x album? I can't afford that for my 80gb ipod touch
Brings chewing gum to school now everyone wants some
poured my cereal no milk
Bitches be like I still love him
Skyrim freezes
I BOUGHT AN oracle's elixir enemy team doesn't buy any wards
ide buat meme comic udah gue catet supaya nggak lupa lagi tapi gue terlalu malas untuk bikin comicnya
two new shows on tivo don't know which one to watch firsT
Take 5 min drive to mcdonald's Out of fries
i want to change my nail polish But my old coat hasn't chipped yet
Working from home Need to put on pants for video call
wanted a new iphone 5 overnight shipping takes too long
I cant do my work Because I keep getting poked
new champions this week already own them all
loverdino
MY code DOESN'T work
Got bad comments on ask.fm wHY!
my obscenely large television looks slightly smaller in my new obscenely large apartment
I need to go shopping but i forgot my moms credit card
Spend hours looking for movie netflix site error
i can't open the door because my hands are full of groceries
I want food from the vending machine but i only have $20 bills
css and wpf margins are inconsistent
i just got really comfortable.. remote is on the other side of the couch
Can't Decide whether to buy soy or almond milk
That nice Energizer flashligHt comes in red and blue But all my flashlights are yellow
cAN'T HEAR YOUR SKYPE OVER MY MUSIC.
Just reformat the computer Can&#180;t watch videos in fb
i can't take a nap  on the subway train hot guy sitting in front of me
I cant read the tips during loading Because my computer is too fast
they won't take my platinum amex
Drive $38k car No money for gas
The atm asked.. if i wanted english or spanish
i don't have vegetables to eat that are certified organic
Daylight savings time Should I change my clock on the phone or trust it to update automatically
Having a bad day?  just remember someone has snooki as a mother...
Walks into new school everyone is wearing brand names
odd answers are in the back of the book teacher only assigned even number questions
my friend hasn't texted back in ten minutes she must hate me
Leave 5 mins early Traffic makes me 10 mins late
just got a manicure scuffed finger getting into bmw
My iphone's memory is full Gotta buy a new one
DAmn my hair should have gotten the $150 hair cut instead of the $99 special
My pizza arrived Earlier than they said it would
Not sleepy enough to go to sleep Too tired to masturbate
Hundreds of channels on tv nothing good to watch
I WANT TO SE MORE 9GAG POSTS BUT I'M ALREADY SACRIFICING PRECIOUS GAMING TIME
stand up headphones yanked off head by the cord
want to make funny picture memegenerator does not provide correct meme
Wants New Ipad But a New model may come out soon
Too Much Good Music Doesn't fit on my iphone
Got a king size bed for free have to buy more expensive sheets
Daddy will buy me a mac for school But i don't wanna use it
My Raisin box doesn't whistle anymore
none of the guys i know in real life are as attractive as my celebrity crushes
Screen is to big I have to turn my head all the time
get history degree at local college can't get volunteer position at local history society
Tries interracial sex for the first time misses her next period
Gets New Follower Spam page
i can't believe  i actually drank water from the tap
Coming home to my loving family after 3 months But i don't want to pack
No silencers in cs:go why valve why??
Can't pass level on 100 Floors Might need to start again
just realized ice cubes fit in water bottle been drinking moderately cold water for months
my assumptions were wrong everything went better than expected
i want to play sims but i DELETED it
putting on a t-shirt realizes later that its inside out
these dishes were already clean before i washed them
everybody in my family has a 2 core pc except me
my life is over my last gen smart phone doesn't do instagram
Friend posted funny pic already seen it
it's ra-a-i-i-n-i-n-g now I can't drive with the top down
fed the dogs forgot about the cat
Bought new graphics card Don't know what to play
Moved down the road Now I only have a 20mb dedicated line
Deactivate facebook doesn't last a week
Man on facebook told me i was wrong... must report to fbi
i eat and eat and i cant put weight on
wants to use laptop in bed cord doesn't reach
is having a baby has to wait til monday to find out the sex
omg can't believe it's not butter
got a new android phone now i have to waste time to cutomise it
remote start doesn't turn on heated seat
Wanna watch Dark Knight Rises online no gOod quality available
I lost my phone So I couldn't drunk text anyone last night
got off train at cabbo station cant find ciggy dumpers
my kids listened to justin bieber on spotify now all my facebook friends believe it was me
no recent news feeds on my Facebook
Poured water on tea bag forgot to boil kettle
power outtage from storm cant read my kindle in the dark
Tries to study for exams gets distracted by MLC memes
TAKING A SHIT FOrGOt SMARTPHONE
can't stay away from internet
feu suspends classes for wednesday i don't even have class on that day
No more clean forks still havent emptied the dishwasher
Cant charge ipad and iphone In the car at the same time
eat ice-cream brain freeze
I tought it was over now i have facebook timeline
typed a 2000 word essay forgot to save and it was due tomorrow
MAKES A SERVER ONLY GETS 5
Let the Beard Grow to long Now I don't have time to shave
i'm tired and want to take a nap but i also want to play video games
I'm so rich That i have to pay high taxes
Links don't turn purple while browsing Reddit at work Not sure which posts I've already seen
listening to song with lyrics gets in my head and jumbles my typing
Skyrim patch 1.7 script dragon hasn't been updated yet
bought the new album got the clean version on accident
Gets free hd tv from friend remote doesn't work
Wanted to play outdoors it was too windy for beer pong
WANTS TO WATCH NEW EPISODE OF BREAKING BAD THIS SUNDAY WILL BE AT LOLLAPALOOZA
The air conditioning is too cold
Annoying video ad starts playing CLOSES ALL BUT CURRENT TAB AND ITS STILL PLAYING
Ordered new car have to wait 3 months
i guess its back to the abortion clinic for me....
want to browse reddit also want to watch a movie
i created loads of funny memes while i thought i was signed in
FB ACCOUNT HACKED WASN'T MY SURNAME THE HARDEST PASSWORD TO GUESS?
I have too many cars i have to borrow parking spaces
no please not now i hate this commercial
I want to fap but my roommates are home
weather is too sunny to see my laptop screen
My fav band put out a new album I don't like it
uSE aDVANCED TASK KILLER... APPS ARE STILL RUNNING
I am so hungry but program starts again
Downloads Scrubs Season 2  find out it's in italian
I want to go out tonight but I'm scared of the angry protestants
SO MUCH TIME TO KILL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
buys new smart phone has to use land line to call customer service
Bought a new PC but i cant use internet
So hungry but no good places deliver
Nothing on tv netflix doesn't work
can't find food for lunch refrigerator too full
Opened up a can of pepsi now i need new trousers
o2 network is down can't keep in contact with the friends i don't have
Want to buy food But I don't want to put pants on
started trolling others now im the victim
Can't afford to go to disneyWorld Had to go to eurodisney
Want to play minez badly lowest tier of beta costs more than minecraft
THE cinema diDN't Had A Dyson Airblade I had to wait 20 seconds To dry my hands
asked for an Iphone 4s only got iphone 4
ate too much for dinner now I'm sleepy
damn you costco I have no place to put my 12 gallon tub of MAYONNAISE
Turned on Alt rock station hears adel
Plans to live with famous rappers They have no idea we EXIST
I asked for a large drink she only got me a 32 oz
Air Conditioner is too cold have to go outside to warm up
It's 33 degrees outside And the only cold drink in my fridge is champagne
my vision is blurry and my neck aches From too many hours of online shopping
i want to go to the pool but it's too hot outside to leave the house
Thermostat says it's 70 feels like 75
Variables are not independent HavE to calculatE covariance
Sucked on lollipop too long now the stick is soggy
WOKE UP EARLY TO PLAY DIABLO DOWN FOR MAINTENANCE FOR 5 HOURS
Just visited the dentist Now i can't eat for 30 minutes
I can't remember the name of the song I wanted to listen to.
Has a funny question to ask siri only has an ipod touch
Euro cup on espn and espn2 has to watch one on espn 3 online
We have chocolate and graham crackers but no marshmallows
Tried to open my pudding couldn't.
Get a BA in Graphic Design Can’t come up with a decent business card
Just Bought a New Car But My Old iPOD Device is not supported anymore
can't hear the tv because the VACUUM is to loud
Windows RearranGed my desktop icons again
Double click windows7 taskbar it was internet explorer
I use to have a hymen but then i said hi to men
Doing laundry ran out of dryer sheets
living room will take forever to heat because my ceilings are so high
lots of Football posts on 9Gag Hates football
have to SEE FOR FIND GLASSES NEED GLASSES for SEE
Dining in restaurant not expensive enough to use credit card
They don't even know  what double entendre means....
WE WENT OUT ON A DATE AND HE FARTED IT SMELLED SOOOO BAD
Turns on pc windows updating
can't wear flipflops don't like my nailpolish color
game of thrones just ended breaking bad doesnt start til july
signed up for runescape account had to wait 5 minutes for confirmation email
I'm so hungry I haven't eaten in hours
I Can't figure out which music genre i belong to
i asked for a coke and got a pepsi it's not the same thing
live in first world country but all my friends get to go to europe
i can't hear the tv my gardeners are too loud
aTTRACTIVE CHARACTER FROM TV SHOW DIES GOODBYE
Makes appointment with doctor  Can't take allergy medicine for 5 days
was having biscuit with tea biscuit fell into the tea
Went to an Indian restaurant There was no Gulab Jamun
My in-laws wanted to go out for dinner it was a buffet
unable to 'draw something' must wait for manicure to dry
wanted to make more memes too lazy to make more
aDDED MY MOM ON FACEBOOK iF I DELETE SHE'LL SEE
busy coffee line customer asks for sandwhiches
Finally
Drank too much Red Bull Now i can't sleep
Go to restaurant knowing what i want to order more choices than I expected
i'm on paid vacation from work and now i'm bored
I ate too much food now I am too full to get drunk
shared my wall post got more likes than I did
I just wanted him to talk to me... But Diablo III Happened...
POSTED SMTH ON FACEBOOK NO-ONE LIKED
Over 1000 shows to watch there is nothing on t.v
ran out of another jar of mayonnaise
played diablo 3 with crazy lag Forgot to change power settings
Car seatbelt wrinkled my dress shirt
My Headphones are broken Now i have to listen to my colleagues
Logged onto Facebook  It's different thaN 2 minutes ago
BOUGHT APPLE FRITTER WASN'T AN APPLE FRITTER
ACcidentally change to fb timeline now i can't change back
I ordered a coke with no ice they gave me ice
I put im gay on facebook and No one believes me
more than 2 days have passed and no one have cracked diablo 3
I kissed a girl and i liked it
finally thought up perfect meme scumbag generator has a loading error
spent a few days just lurking hoping the people ONLINE that i hate will think i have a life
Should I Unfriend My EX on Facebook  Because Awkward
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took my birth control but still got pregnant.
Family has disposable income but we can't afford a new hot tub
make a troll thread on 4chan nobody replied
I'm out of soda now i have to drink water
Drinking coffe all day long ...not closing an eye at night
Asked for cheeseburger Plain They put pickles on it
BOYFRIEND WATCHED ALL TWILIGHT MOVIES I HAD TO SHOOT HIM
Find diamonds Didn't bring my iron pickaxe
nothing matters to me anymore unless i see it in a meme
Sitting on toilet forgot to bring tablet computer
at a friend's house can't check lol pics cuz the light would wake her up
hotcakes and sausage mcmuffin breakfast stops at 10:30
Pull forward
No wifi I have to use 3g
I don't have the new iPhone 5.  My friends will laugh at me
i WASHED MY FAVORITE PILLOW nOW ITS UNCOMFORTABLE
Planned fOR BOCA BASH 2012 RAIN BASHED IT
LECTURER ASKS WHO DISSENTED KIRBY J WASN't ON THE BENCH
washed clothes last night can't find matching socks in the morning
touched on myki wasnt inspected
finally found the love of my life teacher told to put mobiles away
Pooop in my pants
After a week in Italy an American-made cappuccino is woefully inadequate
boyfriend said he loved me but he was talking to siri
got into a fight with my boyfriend broke up over facebook
filmed a porno to get back at my boyfriend everyone saw
went to get an ice cream no chocolate
Doing Homeoffice something funny happens at work
I made a twitter I have no followers
broke my favorite water bottle now i have to use one of my other non-favorite water bottles
Watching nfl draft swamp ppl & the office about to record
starving microwave's broken
i have a lab but ncis is on
but what about the last IPAD? I thought ; that one was the best!
wanted to take a picture iphone was set to video
20 Piece chicken nuggets from mcdonald's Didn't buy drink
i always lose at split screen
ordered a coke they gave me diet
teacher gave me a referral for talking back when it was really called explaining
send friend funny pic for reddit he gets credit for front page funny
Trying to enter new contact in my phone can't because people won't stop texting me
Walk into Room Step on lego Brick
i can't think of anything witty for this meme
Came to work  Trolled again
Had to deal with shitty play by play other feed not in hd
browsed first world problems II not even a chuckle
changed my profilepicture yesterday still no likes
wakes up at the middle of the night now im hungry
applies anti bacterial Hand sanitizer Forgets about the cuts on hands
Got free donuts... Not the right brand
Too much ice cream for one bowl not enough for two
download a movie it's in french
i tried to hold the fart in but it squeaked out and everyone stared at me
1000 channels But NOthing Good To Watch
Bought frozen pineapple instead of mango smoothie tastes too tropical
Pasta dinner not al dente enough
Thought of Awesome    band name.   Googled it.      Already taken.
I wanted to talk on the phone but I needed to hear the turn by turn directions
needs a washing machine doesn't know which one to buy
American tourist thinks weed is legal in canada gets arrested
aspen highlands closing sunday neon one-piece arrives monday
instagram on android now? now people won't know if i really have an iphone.
put eggos in the toaster forgot i was out of syrup
Downloaded the witcher macbook can't right click
too many chats on facebook need to actually pay attention to who's talking
I was sure to get an a on the test Failed it
deactivates facebook for a day nobody notices
The new iPhone came out... Now I feel obligated to upgrade.
went to the chill too tired for routine
'This item is over 50MB
Parents pay for college expect me to walk at graduation
I HATED FACEBOOK'S TIMELINE BUT NOW IT'S FORCED
Bought something that was $4.01 Had to give a $5 bill because I threw away my pennies
received hadouken... .......didn't fadc in time.
went to the gym left water bottle at home
Had such a big lunch stomach heavy even after siesta
Post something on Facebook. Friend comments. His comment got more likes!
finally got zelda skyward sword dont have a wii motionplus
Got abducted by aliens the other day - none of them wanted to probe me!
Thought asha was innocent found out she knows the 'b' word
My car wouldnt start I'm not cool anymore
ready to watch youtube video have to watch commercial first
Why is it so hard out here for a pimp
Wanted to buy $12 sale tees from arkaik nothing in proper size
installed lion my scroll was inverted
i want to record 3 shows but my dvr only lets me record 2 at once
wEARS EARPHONES LEFT EARPHONE GOES IN RIGHT EAR
i can never plug in my usb cable the right way the first time
I have such a hard time finding a place to drive my porsche faster than 65
WINS LOTTO SPLITS IT WITH TWO OTHERS
I FORGOT TO DO SOMETHING ON UBUNTU NOW I MUST REBOOT MY COMPUTER
I can't use facebook on my smartphone in the bed lying on my side because the display always turns away
Wanted to celebrate Earth Hour 8.30 baje light chali gai
printer jammed have to use other one
Ordered App with entree Both Came out the same time
made a careless mistake on test got a 99 instead of 100
Looks outside--sunny goes outside--antarctica
discovered greek yogurt... can't eat any other kind now
went to chili's on a friday night had to wait an hour for a table
Wanted to type in slang word on iphone Autocorrect changed it
Went to gym to lift weights forgot earbuds and ipod
Working out this evening now I have to shower twice today
Wallmart was out of 45ACP
left the drive through with burger and fries forgot to get ketchup...
SWITCHES FROM DOGGIE STYLE TO MISSIONARY 180 DECIBEL QUEEF
turns on the tv early in the morning nothing but paid programing
Invited to afterparty got hit on by charlie sheen
wants to play Starcraft 2 has to download 4 patches first
becomes sexually active now i have to maintain my body hair
facebook timeline
My smart TV Just Froze
Post funny comment No Likes
i cant hear the TV while eating crunchy snacks
missed happy hour have to pay full price...
Tries to type ⌘+E to separate audio region… …types ⌘+W to close edit window instead.
NDH CTF... No x86 nor arm noT EVEN sparc64
clicks on remote... it's the wrong one
iphone
i'm pregnant  no booze for        9 months
used ıpad whıle on toılet cover made legs sweat
Got job i love interferes with social life
the adds on youtube.. are now 15 seconds..
Makes a witty meme Everyone copies it and take the credit
Rented a movie Its the wrong format
open a new tab i forgot what to do
Just bought 5 roast beef sandwiches get home
room is too cold have to get up to change thermostat
while discussing very serious matter with my boss Remembered something funny and smiled
I've set my favorite song as my ringtone now i'm sick of it
make cheatsheet covering all the material on midterm doesnt help
they created a facebook page that says bad things about rock
wants to be a pediatrition Is  told to make a sandwhich
update 4 tickets get signal 11
Went for a high five And got left hanging
Wants a shower only cold water
Can't make mind up diamonds or pearls
so many favorite buckethead songs i've completely forgot some of them
dropped a grape it rolled away
Out of evian have to drink tapwater instead
GeekandSundry uploads 13 mini clips it is a mildly inconvenient way to view free entertainment
invited me over then said bring yo friend
I want to kill spiders but i don't have a microwave
I have to carry around my iphone and my ipod
went to crooks today all the new shoes were sold out
told joke alice angliss didn't laugh
POOPED TOO HARD NOW ARSE IS WET FROM BACKSPLASH
10 hours at disney world spent 7 hours in line
just cut my nails HAve trouble getting my credit card out of my wallet
Accidentally changed to fb timeline now i can't change back
edc hotel circus circus
hashtags do nothing on facebook
Saw an open parking spot as I drove past the entrence
my computer is running slowly i can't print my party invitations
Ordered a skim latte got a regular latte
Ordered Ipad 2 in february New ipad announced in march
I am blind to the beauty of cubism
house is too big no wifi in bedroom
i've ran out of soap but i'm already in the shower
Booked whole weekend in omaha lost to norfolk state
My guitar calluses make my iphone unresponsive
today is  Daylight savings
I ordered Steak and lobster  Too full from steak to eat lobster
Kettle is broken Have to boil water in a pot
The door handle is sticky IM trapped!
Every time I see a Hot guy I am taking a bite into a sandwhich and I look like a fatass
playing katawa shoujo
I tried but i could not complete the food challenge
have first kiss no body believes you
trying to stop kony youtube won't buffer
i sent money to stop kony just found out only 31% went to those kids out of 8m
out of birth control have to wear a condom
BITE INTO ROAST POTATO ITS A PARSNIP
My son played 'angry birds' so much he forgot to eat and died. I sure hope this won't delay the next release...
got excited about sfxt color customization feature but they only had 2 colors
I gave money to a hobo he threw the penny back at me
saw dog the bounty hunter on the street he bear maced me in the face then offered me cigarette
Tried to open new tab opened in new window instead
Eric Cantor Is my representative
Ate ice cream Before bed have to brush my teeth again
The dishes are dirty I threw them awaY
clicked on short youtube video 5 hour energy ad pops up
has the stomache flu throws up on self while masturbating
couldnt find a torrent of a classical piece had to purchase a cd
youtube video froze have to refresh page
scrolls through 50 pages of memes  cant find one to link to facebook
3 hours since last drink of water but won't drink from the tap
think i'll sync my ipod before i leave for work laptop is turned off
microwave pings food still not hot
Cant remember if <3 or (L) makes a heart on facebook
WEIGHS SELF. THROWS UP.  WEIGHS THE SAME.
Switching ISP internet's down for hours
found pokemon red online disappeared next day
the home phone is ringing going to miss the best part in the movie
car service from airport not an escalade
gets home 5 minutes late because of demonstration
There no room in my refrigerator For my left overs
out of dom settle for veuve
no vacancy at      four seasons  stay at hilton
lower east side no cabs at friday 1am
stomach pains from eating too much
electricity has been down for a whole hour
life
gets new alienware dad doesn't let you buy games
Making toast is like playing operation
bottle service at club still have to wait in line
just got ipad2 Ipad3 announced
going out in an hour hair won't straighten
accidentyly changed to fb timeline now i can't change it back
need to make a phone call can't decide which phone to use
Theres too much text on the bottom of the meme So i have to click on it to read it
Checked trending yesterday now there's nothing new on the hot page
Wanna party with my family in san jose rather save for Bahamas
Computer Monitor Is Too Big can't find a background that fits
My Parents bought me a new car but they wouldnt let me get the nike's
made too much food to eat in one sitting can't stop plastic wrap from clumping up
i applied to a bunch of ivy league schools but i only got accepted to csun
wanted to sign out of facebook accidentally clicked account settings
No.... You got an USAS 12
doing maths challenge name doesn't fit on paper
i like throwing the ball but i dont want to pick it up
gets ready to im someone on facebook 'This person has logged off'
I am really hungry but there are no more clean plates
Went to china everybody is shitting outside the toilet
bought my first mac now I have to replace all my software
I bought a new laptop now I have to buy a new bag for it
uses wrong meme fails to cover mistake
i had a shave now my pus is freezing!
I WANT TO GO WATCH MY FAVORITE T.V SHOW BUT REDDIT KEEPS GETTING MORE INTERESTING
Shares a cookie with friend friend gets the bigger half
bought blackberry playbook at full price goes for 50% discount from tomorrow
walk to richie's for breakfast closed on sundays
just bought spotify premium led zeppelin ain't on spotify
poured bowl of cereal only fat-free milk
Kids didn't eat All their vegtables
was told by a person on the internet that i'm a bad person
why is there nothing ever on tv?
Wanted three chocolate chip waffles toaster only has two slots
I have to do the dishes But One of the kNives has mayonnaise on it
Wore cute
this show sucks but im too comfy to reach for the remote
Wanted three chocolate chip waffles Toaster only has two slots
Got a new iphone my house only has 3g
turn off iphone for meeting forgot to turn back on
Saw a girl w/ hot body had an ugly face
Tru-Crypt volume on flashdrive Can't remember the password
mom packed me a caprisun there's no straw
Starving Because I can't decide where to eat lunch
can't take a nap in my warm house because the wind is too loud
guests don't use coasters
FREE FOOD ON CAMPUS MIDTERM THE SAME DAY
spam in my email and on my plate
The hotel has a pool but I didn't pack swim suit
You promised you would go on a walk with the tilneys but i want you to come on a drive
filter broke had to drink tap water
raining plans outfit all over again
new pair of sneakers too snowy outside  to wear them
bobby said he was mistreated at whitney's funeral.
have to look at funny meme's all the time Can't get something to eat
Hit the Ny times paYwall on a Saturday now I can't read the week in review
PoSTS ON FRIEND'S WALL GEts TERRORISED
trying to generate a good meme can't think of one
gus added me on fb but he never messages me
I put a soda in the freezer to make it cool faster now it's too frozen to drink
had great meme idea f'ed it up
cant wear  retainer and whitening strips at the same time have to pick one
inherted rich parent's money became the 1%
Wanted to troll bar no rick astley on the jukebox
in perfect position to scare someone take too long to come out
Accidentally changed to FB timeline now I can'T CHANGE IT BACK
accidentally changed to fb timeline now i can't change back
Used too much conditioner now my hair looks greasy
i loved my government until i got called for jury duty
SCROLLED ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP THERE'S A BUTTON FOR THAT
ordered pint at bar a little too much head
On expensive vacation forgot to set dvr
We're all going to die there is nothing we can do about it
this pizza is not from new york
Finds A NICE GUY ON CHAT ROULETTE HE CLICKS 'NEXT' AFTER ONE MINUTE
updates phone makes it worst
email attachments won't upload
BUT THE OTHER TARGET SAID YOU HAD FIVE
download music all the tags are wrong
just got to the gym ipod is out of battery
Left for school 2 hours early Missed class waiting for a shuttle
it's so hot in my bed but it's too cold outside of it
Had to misspell my name so siri could say it correctly
Sits down on toilet autoflushes immediately
Turned down the heat last night Woke up cold
Feet got cold at soccer game should have worn my uggs
Poured my cereal but i don't have milk
Dad bought me a new car mazda 121
organic chem exam tomorrow I still don't understand anything.
ATM RETAINED MY CARD ON FRIDAY NIGHT BANK is not working over weekends
Decided to skip morning class Body woke me up anyway
he didn't say goodbye before loggin off msn
Pizza box is too big can't close fridge door
I didn't bring the right trumpet...
ATE too much food now i don't have room for dessert
I went black  im going back
I'm studying abroad in ireland but my Netflix won't work here
iphone dies doesnt know what to do in class
Spent 30 minutes looking for a parking spot ... still nothing
baby shower blood everywhere
downloaded skyrim can't install it
Fire alarm goes off while showering
Slide down banister in bramber house realise vice chancellor walking up stairs
Still Bites fingernails tried to stop 10 years ago
just made chocolate chip cookies out of milk
eVERYTIME WE GET AHEAD tHEY HIT US AGAIN
Used chapstick twice Lost tube
Actually liked madonna's performance at the superbowl criticized at school
goes to mcdonalds out of ketchup
My best friend got pregnant I hate babies
i drank too much water
planned to stay indoors the whole day forgot to buy some groceries
wanted an ice cream bar but the box was empty
I PUT my WET cup on THE wooden table now the mark is gonna be there forever
silenced cell phone for class alarm still went off
waited in manchu wok line no lemon chicken
pregnancy test +
too fat to fit through the door give me credit for losing  5 lbs
I think my Skyrim Character might be EVIL
TEAMMATE COMMING TO GANK ENEMY DOUBLE KILL
Wanted to make a rage comic with those cute meme internet lemot banget
clicked to enlarge photo popup was a thumbnail too
Found applesauce in the fridge had to eat it with a fork
ordered large fries got meduim
My Sonicare Stopped Working
I thought I could find a good iPad 2 case that included a stylus holder.  I was wrong.
I have a pack full of oreos... ...There's no milk in the fridge
wanted the 27' imac only got the 21.5'
tried to spread peanut butter on bread the knife tore through
Was watching my favorite show interrupts with special report about school massacre
my wallet has too much money to fit in my back pocket
Forgot to install Premiere Have to uninstall Entire Suite
i was forced to wear high heels
Came home from work nothing new on the DVR
First Serving too small second serving too large
Came too hard during sex Pulled muscle in my neck
iphone crashed now i have to use my blackberry
my skyrim companion died now i have to carry everything
Im So Hungry But I Cant Decide What I want to eat
out of deodorant now i have to shower
lOST MY PHONE IT'S ON SILENT
Back Button right above facebook bookmark I already have a facebook tab open
Went down to do a water test water test kit didn't have any pens...
Your mom caught you masturbating
Sitting in the Kitchen in the Morning forgot smartphone on nightstand
WHEN I CAME TO FRIENDpool i could only subscribe
crashed my new audi daddy bought me a used one
I can't eat for the rest of the day my lunch had too many calories
galaxy note too big
I don't know what to do first eat or shower
Spent all my credits on pilot training and a speeder can't afford the trip back to tattooine
Go Hiking Get trapped in a         Gated Community
I brought bread for a tuna sandwich but then i ate all the tuna
too cold for air conditioning too hot to turn on heater
my password is too complicated tO TYPE WITH ONE HAND WHILE EATING WITH THE OTHER
my mom got me a black ferrari but i wanted red
I have to study  for my free education
Wanted to sleep in Tornado sirens woke me up
asked siri if i were cool no response
why did i poke myself ... that really hurt!
want to watch a video on reddit already in the middle of a really good song
3 exams in one week i'm so stressed
really Need to pee it's too cold to get out of bed
Generated Awesome Meme forgot to sign in
made meme don't know how many upvotes it got because of memegenerator's current technical error
t-shirt's color  i ordered wasn't the same as in website
find water fountain water's warm
needed facebook to tell me at 11:30pm it was your birthday
he finally texted me it was blank
i want to turn autocorrect off but it's useful sometimes
dropped out of free education Can't find job
Ordered a large soda given a medium straw
i ordered a margarita at 7:01
Ate too many cheezits too tired to go dancing
bookmarked a page titled homepage...again
TRIED to Reset an aWS INSTANCE TERMINATED IT INSTEAD
I just put Lotion on my hands But Something has flown in my eye
Got a box of chocolates for christmas lost map
Took a dump too massive my toilet got clogged
OMG I HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT IM IN school
i've been shitting for 30 minutes now my leg is asleep
Taco Dip too thick keeps breaking tortilla chips
Procrastinated and now the movie on my netflix queue is UNAVAILABLE
my laptop is on low battery but the charger is across the room
want to play new videogame only available for ps3 and xbox 360
I can't show funny pics to my friends they browse for memes as often as i do
scrub toilet need to shit
Wants to buy pizza 2$ short.
i know the politics of Westeros better THAN THE POLITICS OF THE WORLD
left 3-hour long youtube videos open in tabs cant waste usage not watching them
broke high score on temple runner phone died
dunked my oreo half came out
pizza just turned cold have to heat it up again
Turns sock inside out it was rightside out to begin with
No one  to watch lion king with
Ordered the italian sampler at olive garden filled up on salad and breadsticks
traded in ugly scarf from santa at the store everything was ugly... had to get five pairs of white socks instead
it was just a banana got more likes than all my posts
Go to buy some clothes they don't have my size
EXTREME MAKEOVER: HOME EDITION... THE DECORATION IN THE LIVING ROOM LOOKS TERRIBLE
The sugar doesn't dissolve as easily in my iced coffee
Burned my tongue drinking coffee can't taste all the great food i have
WatchIng teen mom this season EveRyone's getting along
Get excited about dominoes 2 for tuesday Realise it isn't tuesday
gOT A RAISE TODAY IT WAS ONLY 25 CENTS...
trodde 2012 skulle bli et fantastisk &#229;r finner ut at happytime skal stenge
just made coffee there's no mılk left home
I HAVE COURSEWORK TO DO BUT I AM A REDDITOR
Made front page of reddit Slept through it
get on facebook see girls wearing skimpy outfits in winter
It's only 7... why does it feel so laaaaate?
Met new neighbors They Speak Spanish
the cocktail bar was cash only had to pay an atm fee
so happy i did shopping today! i don't like what i bought when i look at myself at the mirror at home
WANTS TO EAT CHIPS Bag splits down the side
Pokes not showing up on homepage have to go to profile to poke people
My Life Is Miserable My friend won't watch doctor who with me
got an iphone for christmas what to do with my droid?
Finally got skyward sword now i have to buy a wiimotion plus
want to eat cereal no clean spoons
AT THE MALL  CANT FIND PARKING
Have a ton of funny lols idea 9gag won't let me post more than 2
bought red wine at the store realized its only medium dry at home
I wanted to play my 3ds but i can't find the charger
Wants to wear Sunglasses Can't because i'm wearing glasses
i've been searching for hours but i still can't find waldo
went to chicago only spent 400 dollars
was sent a youtube link But great song just came on pandora
went to open a new tab with the wheel-click somehow opened 3 youtubes
Wake up to go on 9gag full of reposts
i'm so full
i forgot to turn on private browsing  before commencing fap time
There's no more milk And i just poured a bowl of cereal
was never bullied by religious people don't know any relgious people to bully
I need to pee very badly but the alarm will go off in 10 minutes anyway
one kill needed for killstreak got killed
got paid in hundred dollar bills Some businesses would not take them
My electric toothbrush has no batteries can't brush teeth
I got to the last level of zelda then my save got corrupted
just bought new burberry frames but they're too tight on my nose
i want to use the laptop but bo is playing minecraft
make awesome nye playlist computer scrambles song order
ALL THE DELICIOUS CHOCOLATE BITS ARE GONE NOW I HAVE TO EAT THE ACTUAL ICE CREAM
tHREE TV SHOWS ON AT ONCE NEED TO CHOOSE
Surfing on r/trees Already seen everything on hot page
WENT TO APPLE STORE TO UPGRADE MY IPHONE THEY DIDN'T HAVE ANY IN WHITE
wANTED ipad for christmas Got a Kindle.
Have to pee Don't want to walk downstairs
STARTED THE DISHWASHER lEFT TWO CUPS OUT
CAN'T MAKE UP MY MIND ON WHICH STAR WARS MOVIE TO WATCH TONIGHT
There's a little stain on my purse Someone has to die
cold in house
1ST. BATTLE RAP PAY PER VIEW IN HISTORY DAYLYT
You're over 40..... please stop posting bikini pics...
lied twice now all of my pants are on fire
SUPPORTED GERMANY FROM START NO ONE NOTICED NOW CELEBRATING GERMANY'S WIN AND EVERYONE THINKS I AM A BRAZIL FAN
Just liked this meme i was the 1999th person to do so
My smartphone is so bright It's attracting bugs
going to invite friend to league match he joins DIFFERENT one
My Air Conditioner gets too cold and I wake up every night at 4AM
Woke up hungover No chocolate chips to make pancakes with
that feeling when you out with your girl and 'pizza hut' texts saying hey babe
my man wanted me back but I ignored his phone calls
It's my half birthday  and all I got was this meme
got my degree AT HOFSTRA UNIVERSITY couldn't find a job since the education sucked
I want to pirate crysis 3 because of ea but crytek did such a good job focusing on pc
He's Mine now You Mad or nah?
i want to play video games but i have to go to school
my butt hurt don't ask why
Northwest beers are too hoppy
ipa is too hoppy
Bought cake for party that got canceled now i have to eat it by myself
walmart denies employees access to mountain dew
Walmart Denies employees access to mountain dew
ate too much gourmet salad too full to finish my top sirloin steak
I have to ask my friend to drive me to buy a new TV Because it's so big it can't fit into my car
built a thriving city in minecraft became fat
I've seen the big bad wolf unfortunately my imagination is too good
'You do Muay Thai? That's what they do in Japan right?' --> Thai <--
hobby lobby provides lots of contraception coverage but i didnt get my morning after pill and I am just so upset.
try to have meme war with cute girl she has obviously never been on the internet.
Certified Hoe Finds Friends Instead
they took pictures of me in two different outfits i had many more
My favourite show only Part recorded
My summer vacation is so stressful I need a second nap to recuperate from the first one.
There are cute sodastream bottles they only come in 1 liter not the 0.5 liter that I use
BOUGHT WEED FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS FOR A PARTY NEXT WEEK GOT OFFERED A JOB STARTING MONDAY
FOLLOWED RECIPE VERY CAREFULLY FOOD STILL TASTED LIKE RUBBISH
Preciso dormir mas tenho tantas fotos para arrumar
Want to keep talking to you so bad  But I have to sleep
wash car rains the next day
My internet is too fast to see the new loading icon
My internet is so fast I dont get to see the new loading icon
stevan won't stop  making memes
3.1415 i thought we were talking about pie
none of my white friends understand my love of sriracha.
I'm trying to reach the TV remote But it's too far
i had a meme that would go perfect with this but now i can't find it anywhere
bought a new filter for the air conditioner it's the wrong size
my sous vide machine is making ribs so i can't use it all weekend
my talking rain  is too flavored to be water
It's too hot The artificial grass on my  roof Terrace is burning my feet
met beautiful girl in shop again paps didn't say anything funny or interesting
ALL YOUR POSTS ARE HILARIOUS BUT I'VE ALREADY LIKED 1 TODAY
i had so much ice cream earlier that now i'm too full to eat my actual dinner
i look great in glasses but i already have perfect vision
I thought he loved me
i  want to recharge my guardian but i don't know where it is
DRINKS ORANGE JUICE AFTER BRUSHING TEeTH
There was a kiva loan that I like Some jerk funded it all
Please just ... stop!!!!!!!!!!
yeah i know the problems of your life and all... still
lost phone how will my boyfriend know what i was thinking this past minute
Got 10 Keys as Gift Need to Trade them into metal first
Want to pre-order PS4 Destiny Bundle already has Xbox one
why isn't there an app to cook dinner for you?
they should invent an apple that peels like a banana
sold his honda bought a vw
i got a new phone but now i see a better one
Have 500Gb of Music Ipod Classic only holds 160Gb
i need ice but i don't want to get up to get some
Building vintage book table Can't decide how to stack them
My mom threw out my teddy bear because the cat peed on it. How could she?              I can't trust anyone!
almost had it lost it
i WANT TO GO TO  THE MOVIES bUT i HAVE ALREADY SEEN EVERYTHING CURRENTLY PLAYING
Mega Dancie's Stone is only available in OMega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire
just built the rpms now i have to install them
my old fashioned doesn't have bitters
went to scool with him but he's a girl now
Applies for mod gets declined 3 times
Took a shower after happy hour My stamp washed off
banana phone not available on freeringtones for 7.99usd must download self for free
good broadband connection Can't sort it and send media to nas fast enough
Follows dad out of vault 101 opposite of what he wants
Going for platinum recharger.... recharged all my keys.
That moment when.. the mouse wasn't plugged in
I want to go the strip club but my vip membership expired yesterday
i just wanna feel the same emotion for more than 30 seconds... #cancerian-problems
just smudged my eyeliner  no wipes left
I need to go to the toilet but don't want to get off the computer to do it
asks for ketchup packets at mcdonalds employee only gives you one
i can't decide between  VAIL AND ASPEN
man holds door open for her 'stop oppressing meee'
Kiki just found out she can't waist her time playing Earthbound tonight cause it broke
Opening game of World Cup Night before exam
That moment when.. the mouse wasn't plugged in
Dad is not replying to my texts have to walk 0.7 miles home
thought of a real funny caption for a meme forgot what it was.
want to go mudding  but i dont have a truck
I FINALLY HAVE A DECENT GRAPHICS CARD BUT NOW I NEED A NEW PROCESSOR TO KEEP UP
oh this is fantastic that pain killer lasted 1 hour
i want to play this huge bad ass game for free but utorrent says the eta is 30 minutes
The only free alcohol at the frat house and parties are High sugar mixed drinks and high carb beer
At first everyone ignored me! Now I lost weight and people refuse to stop staring at me! Sigh...
tHE CAR CRASHED INTO MINE
David had to buy a 128 gb SD card Because his gif library won't fit on his 64 gb card
I didn't think I needed a ventilation system Now I can't maintain a concentration gradient
phone says 29 missed texts all from trevor beekman
Cant imagine jon snow as 14 years old whilst reading the books because of the tv show
smashed 4th smartphones screen can&#180;t show mum a picture of a sweater i&#180;d like to buy
Can't get ice from freezer without dropping some on floor
It was a poisonous snake! I was so afraid I do not want to be afraid of them anymore! Because removing fear of poisonous snakes is a good thing...
Then they blew up a tank and they got killed and stuff! I was lucky to survive! But I keep having PTSD! Saving private ryan: Ultimate lifelike War simulator starring tom hanks
Gained another pound Envy african children for not having enough food to worry about gaining weight
Then I got stuck inside a maze and... And I cannot bare to speak of the horrors! Pacman: Horror game of the year?
ROBOTS! TERMINATORS ARE GOING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD! THEy SAID SO ON TV! Its just a movie you say? BUT WHAT IF IT ReaLly hAPPeNS! WHAT IF FBI GOT THE IDEA OR SOMETHING?
American soldiers in Iraq killing puppies! Innocent puppies! What? They die and must kill families and children in order to survive? What does that have to do about the puppies?
Then some guys called power rangers call a giant robot that transformed into a plane and... ITS SO COMPLICATED *Sob* I cannot *crying* speak more about it! Its too complicated!
I suffer living in a world where there are so much suffering people Why not just eliminate suffering people?
Yeah my ptsd is bad! You see I had this big zit once and... And... I cant speak of the horrors anymore!
I am just So hapPy....
points out online story is a hoax Labeled a troll
Then it was all like 'construct additional pylons' WHY GOD! OH WHY! THE ZERGS! SO MANY! WHY MUST I SUFFER WHILE EVERyONE HAS FUN IN AFRIcA!
tHEN... i WE GOT HIT BY A GIANT ROCK! aND... *SOB* my pikachu fainted!!! pOKEMON IS SUCH A HEARTLESS GAME! iT DOES NOT CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS!
Then the mass murderer started crushing people! Crushing them and setting them on fire! IT WAS SO SCAry! LAST TIME I AM PLAYING SUPER MARIO!
I was running inside a maze and the killers where like BOOOh! And all! Nobody told me pacman was a horror game! Its so insensitive! Why did I not join the army instead! I bet they dont get chased by ghosts!
Firefox going slow Only 309 tabs open...
GOES OUT TO NICE RESTRAUNT NO BOTTLED DRINKS
Waiting more than 2 minutes for a jungler
Y luego me dijeron que ya era domingo Y q tenia que bajarme del crucero
WANTS TO PLAY LEFT 4 DEAD 2 NO FRIENDS TO PLAY IT WITH
just cut fingernails can't scratch bug bites from memorial day feast
math problems I do't know what is 8x12
WHEN PEOPLE MENTION TURKY THE COUNTRY I GET HUNGRY
i keep getting kicked from the game because euan loves my claymores
My potential customer wants to spend more money I'm not in the mood to call her
Stink meme war over need new excuse to waste time
great grandmother died she was only 132
Achievement freak since highschool too many good things to fit on resume
too broke to eat might lose some of excess weight
I'm using googles 2-step authentication but it takes forever for the sms code to arrive
Twitter for iOS's icon badge keeps saying I have updates WHEN I DON'T.
Went grocery shopping forgot bacon
I can't swim in my indoor pool because the water is too cold
SATURDAY FINALS
now your just somebody i used to know
records 'the voice' turns out to be 2 hour storm report
I know I'm attracted to men But they are all anime characters
I don't have enough money for a new tattoo because I spent it on other tattoos
Just realized I missed moe mondays
oh
My blinds are so big I have to put weight into it to raise them
why is there no pill to make shit smell good
One does not simply listen to trance without crying
Do you or someone you know suffer from wiener day anxiety?
can't cry  because the mascara makes my eyes burn
buys expensive hair straightener bangs still don't sit right
Posts edgy political rhetoric designed to provoke Calls friends trolls when they respond negatively
nothing to wear for the celestial glamour party on saturday
I want chessmen not milanos
the look you have when adding up the points YOU NEED TO GET ON YOUR FINAL TO PASS THE CLASS
my boyfriend looks better in person than he does on facebook
game of thrones season 4 not as exciting because you already know what happens from the book
WE HAD TO KICK FREQUENCYS OTC ASKED ME TO WALTZ
upgraded my computer does no longer produce heat and the cold air chills my feet
asked for z rated tires on my car got standard h rated tires
i saw all these mems about patty bard
Gave my small change to a homeless person Need to break down a 200 note to buy a snack
Ice scream Melts faster than you can eat it
i have every thing but i am not happy
gets new band shirt it's blue again
Perfectly applied lipstick Remembered teeth still need to be brushed.
the coffee lid doesn't fit morning ruined
the pool isn't heated have to lay out instead
no one commented on my facebook post i'm so unpopular
i have so much laundry to do Consuelo better get here an hour early
It's raining I just washed my car
Oh no. What will I do?  My cleaner has lost the beaker to my mixer.
declared hunger strike body won't stop thinking about food.
Finals all next week been on reddit and getting drunk all week
Restored missing iPad icons Now they are out of order
I HAVE NO JERSEY MIKES
I can't DECIDE WHICH ExPensive tv to buy!!
they destroyed all the star wars eu
GIRLFIREND LOVES ME CAN'T PLAY VIDEO GAMES BECAUSE SHE LOVES ME TOO MUCH
orders cheap crappy ejuice online surprised when tastes like crap
i don't care about thunder basketball at all
too good at blackjack BANNED FROM CASINO
I shouldn't have started an email convo about cars with Manny and Mike
I want to eat a hot dog for dinner but i dont want to go outside in the rain to grill it
I spENT AN HOUR READING THE tRENDING PAGE nOW I DON'T KNOW WHERE I LEFT OFF ON THE HOT PAGE
So much food can't eat all the food
Public Holiday on Thursday nO CLASSES ON THURSDAY ANYWAY
I told him it's me or his guns I heard shots being fired all the way down the street
I told him to take down the picture And he just wouldn't
if she asks for wrecking ball again im gonna kill her
Too few chapters didn't study too many chapters don't know what to study
old person trolls ruins my day
someone put the peanut butter in the fridge Now I have to wait til it thaws to eat it
Clan wars update came out!!! Parents took my phone for a month:(
I'm trying to write my paper but there is tv
my car died this is a first world problem of mine
Can't find the Apple TV remote Have to watch Netflix and Hulu+ on iPhone
Go to facebook... 3 videos in my feed  autoplay
See a post that I have an opinion about can't comment because it was a friendof a friend
no podr ir al chips en dos semanas
Randy & Jen Don't Care About Me Only called Me 3 Times This Week
i need to go to the toilet before i wet myself
I told thatTecnik it is me or the Mustang he left as he grinded 1st  n 2nd gear!!
i have to restart my laptop every time i use the touch screen keyboard because using it freezes  it
was a level 3 now a level 1
When you go on netfex and they have last week episodes
went to the grocery store hungry bought way too much food
My scholarship apllication was declined Because i have too many scholarships already
was about to watch toonami tv turns itself off
I lent someone my atomizer gasket and now i cant vaporize
i can't complete my 'beat down' daily quest my opponents keep surrendering too early
Hey I need help picking out which jeans to wear? They both look the same........NOW YOU SEE MY PROBLEM????
No internet No life
trying to wear a strapless shirt to bed is like a blind person trying to read a book
I'VE BEEN DOING HOMEWORK ALL DAY NO TIME TO PRACTICE FOR RECITAL
I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR DRESSES ALL DAY NO TIME TO PRACTICE
and they all dropped the bass
and they all dropped the bass
Have to mow lawn Garden is freakin' huge
Every time I get back I missed a conversation and everyone has left
Wedding has free kegs Bud Light Only
got into a very mild accident only got enough money to pay for damages and new car.
My new TV's too big and realistic I get motion sick
got a 26 on candy crush boyfriend has 9056
sedih doe
PUTA LA WEA RANGERS A LA B
Why can't all of the seven live?
i have so much procrastination to do
was going to sleep in long weekend wakes up at 10am for dim-sum
Its my 25th birthday and im gonna drink so much this weekend
Forgot to buy alcohol Before good friday
bought xbox one my pc supports better graphics and has 100 times as many games
plans a $3
I paid 50 bucks for Geist but I have to wait for the shipping
I still have seven more work days To get thru til vacation starts
tries to tell time with diamond watch reflection of sunlight is too strong
IS CHINK cannot get girls
I thought i was fishing tenkara but they said it was fixed line fly fishing
i HAVE A WHOLE THING OF HUMMUS AND NOTHING TO DIP IN IT
Negro penis was too Big Mouth hurts
Husband's traveling posts shout-out to single moms on facebook
My mother asked me to go to church She knows i'm an atheist
I haven't had a Hail Hydra all damn day
ordered 'medium rare' It's nearly medium.
Browse boardgames on Amazon can't sort by BGG Rank
I ran out of skips on pandora now i have to listen to the entire song that i don't like
I woke up in an old bugatti
I can't choose between the ferrari or aston martin
to early for nyquil not early enough for dayquil
bought $1000 graphics card more powerful one came out the next day
I want to eat my grilled chicken but my plastic fork keeps breaking
I only wanted two ice cream scoops  He gave me three
NO RADIO TRAFFIC FOR HOURS - EVERY UNIT DOES A 10-48 AT THE SAME TIME DISPATCHER PROBLEMS
Parks in parking garage and goes shopping forgets to validate ticket
CALLED FOR CQ ON THE 19 NO REPLIES
Wants to drink some BUDLIGHTS But it's still LENT
i drank soda and it only made me thirstier
When there is gluten in food
why would anyone ever ever  ever  leave the top off the toothpaste
Bank rolls millions from video game app cant be anonymous and live in basement anymore
I Feel like going outside but i don't feel like putting pants on
wild shiny electrode appeared it used selfdestruct
CAN'T DRIVE MY MANUAL JEEP DRIVE DADS TRUCK INSTEAD
SHE WANTED JUSTIN DITTRICK TO GIVE HER THE 'D' SO HE GAVE HER DIABETES
It's Registration Time & I can't find Any ratings for MY professors
getting me old fridge picked up later they gonna see the muck when i move it!
On a diet oh
my blender broke today now i have to chew my fruit
homeless guy washes windshield..... windshield still dirty...fml
My boyfriend wants to take me out to lunch But I can't go because my awesome boss is already taking me.
My 3.0 usb ports  does not recognize my samsung galaxy s3
Found out my sister was finally having her baby Via Facebook
I told him it was either me or the chevy... ...i could still hear the 4 barrels moan 52 blocks away!
ran out of milk had to use water for protein shake
bought aldi robot still have to do stairs
watched himym finale can't spoil about it on social media
I WANT TO CHECK TWITTER BUT I CAN'T BE BOTHERED TO START MY VPN CONNECTION
EVERYBODY LIKES MY STATUS UPDATES  BUT IGNORE ME WHEN I WALK PAST THEM ON THE STREET
just brushed teeth oj tastes like sick
try to learn who my classmates are they dont have their face on facebook
The power went out have to reset the clock on the tv
they are all so different and awesome but i dont want more than one of the same song
I Bought minecraft for 26.95 dollars but ilands came out
Out of K-cups Had to make coffee in the coffee pot
I'm too busy making money to screw around on the internet
Those thresh hooks you keep landing are on the minions in the way
Ate a salad fORGOT TO take a picture for instagram
I donated to charity but the cocks in socks just wont go away
Gets on WRong Bus Must Ski With Pandora Engineers
Got AI manager Forgot to take a photo
i don't want to get kids dressed for winter anymore
I feel like I don't have any say or equality in my life but
Lights turned back on after movie Now my eyes hurt
buys a mclaren Ferrari behind it gets more attention
Tablet battery died now i have to storysync with my laptop
spent hours on a  theme all my images needs to be resized
people on deviantart are favouriting my artwork too much
what the hell happened to the usa it's like a big gay jew has it in a headlock
Lost screen cloth that came with mac has screen so dirty it looks foggy
Eliminates democracy and becomes a dictator Can't be bothered running the country
I'm a photographer. my gf and I use tumblr her band tee iphone  photos get more notes than my live music photos
Reopen Chrome All 28 tabs are lost
did an awesome breeding today it takes 9 weeks for pups... 9 weeks!
Episode 14 of the walking dead I won't look at the flowers anymore
Went to contemporary art museum baffled
Messin' wit someone: 3 posts a week... Not messin' wit/mad at someone: 9 posts a day...
It's Monday Lame Walking Dead memes made by old people coming
Mom buys expensive iPhone... Doesn't pay phone bill...
maybe i should just go feral The do as much healing as me now
Can't tell her the best yo mama joke She is my sister
I Never should have sold all my NXT to Emule
I want to eat breakfast but my husband is too handsome and i can't stop kissing him
Mr. Rice Is just so much cooler than me
I Read so fast I clicked the back button before i realized it was a gif
Dearest condolences on the death of your husband
you're not even american you can't even take a proper shit
I can never finish a movie with my girlfriend we always end up having sex
Tries to mine doge Graphics card fries
my parents keep shabbat but theres a bacon party on friday night
i told im its either me or your dirt bike it was the longes wheelie i have ever seen
Preordered the s5 so many regrets
I really want to clean my room and study but i have internet connection and a laptop that works
meme has 98 likes can't give it 100
I can cook realy good meal but my boyfriend prefer kraftdiner and hotdog sausage
My regular jeans are too small But my maternity jeans are too big
Almost drops new iPhone  Has a mini heart attack
Chrome is not loading i have to use ie
Had to stretch To reach the Cali weed
Didn't go to Barrister's HAd to photoshop myself into Friends' pictures
misspelled a word wilhr coding cant find where the error is
'too hard to close door quietly' so they locked me out
My Keurig Doesn't do this
i have a super comfortable bed but i can't fall asleep
got marriage proposal at kfc
I can't make up my mind about what company car to get
Want to play titanfall have to take care of family first
Bought Ferroli part no. 39807690 It had an MF08 pcb in the box
I can't get the top of the herseys... and
'new' google maps
put offers in on two houses both got accepted
only 30 retweets i feel so irrelevant
steam sales saves money
wants to go to Rvcc's dance-a-thon  BUT doesn't know how to dance
There is only one company in my area   that will sell me access to nearly all the information in the world
Sadako makes people pay to have 'cool profiles.'
Almost out of food this survival video game is such a pain
no discounted chocolate for greek easter this year
I sleep with every guy I meet Stll can't find the one
white earphones with my new phone now people think i have an iphone
Where will I get my guacamole?
Eats out because on campus all day Now has no money
Too many credit cards in my wallet make my skinny jeans look fat
'Put your socks on!' xbox turns on
I really wanna smoke all this weed but i dont wanna wake up all burnt out for work tomorrow
i can't get to my farm the server is down
My wifi card limits my 100mbits connection
got on wrong bus was taken to walmart
Sam came outside to play and stept in dogshit
buys new $1000 gaming pc can't check email
Adult You When Sick: GO AWAY! I have work to do!
I said its me or the truck that was the longest burnout i have ever seen
my girlfriend i so hot every guy stares at her and like her pictures
I told him it was me or the Volvo S70 I've never seen him press the shift lock button faster
Got unemployment check It only buys 3 bottles of dom
I got a papercut counting my money
why do u have  to be so hot
SPENT ALL OUR TIME ON PRODUCT FORGOT TO DEVELOP A BUSINESS PLAN
i told him it was me or the opel it's the longest I've ever seen anyone push a car
OK
never made friends at university i will have no social interaction until a get a job
ALL THE BITCOINS ARE GONE
Power outage Stuck at office cause garage door is electric
I can't  decide on a kiva loan
watches 19 hours of conspiracy films wills on the nwo
tastes great. less filling.
I told him it was me or the 94 Ford Explorer I saw the orange glow of the check engine light 2 blocks away
so cold...so cold... my food got so cold taking pictures of it for facebook
What do you mean You can't transfer my pictures?
So many perks I don't know how to use all of them
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&#201;n dili nem gondoltam arra... A pzsolt.eu-&#225;l csin&#225;ltatom meg a weboldalam!
there is so much money on my bank-account
Impossible to get link karma because all the cool things i find are from reddit
blasts heat
i love photos of crochet items made with red heart yarn can't buy any where i live
TIAP DITANYA KAPAN WISUDA
i don't know how to make a SANDWICH
Photocopy books
battle.net errors u will never fix it without a GM
got stuck behind a bike rider lost 20 seconds on my commute
I looked in my pantry i had no nutella
Testing Test
finally made it past level 25 on black ops 2 connection to host lost
runs from zombie heard not enough money to buy door open
buys ninja storm 5 jugo still has same outfit from 2
Have four pieces of filet mignon in the fridge Not sure I want to eat that much filet mignon
I want food stamps but I have a job And I can't quit my job because it looks bad
Brand new Jordans Someone stepped on them
bought best cable package Cable box is ugly
Messed up my Jordans Footlocker wont take them Bitches back
has high sex for the first time bf accidentally puts it in the butt
Finally getting laid havent showered
The Free Personal Trainer in the company Gym Made us do an extra set of Jumping jacks during the 'body Blast' workout
I'm hoarding data faster than i can upload to backblaze
Battery in ps3 controller is low and can't find the charge cable Have to switch to ps4 to continue  watching netflix
He said pwn digit three more times
ThoUght cruise control meant Auto pilot
My new anthropologie sweater Isn't the right texture
Why does my bladder feel the need to sneeze with me?
bought my son a $2000 guitar to encourage muic practice still wastes his time on gaming
My samsung galaxy SIII has been in service so long that i already ordered samsung galaxy note 3
Downloads video games loads for 12 hours
My family is so rich the only way to have more money is to be a rapper
my limousine is so long
started playing dogeminer life is over
PUT THE INGREDIENTS IN THE VITAMIX IN THE WRONG ORDER
who needs a Husband for rent sexy women who need muscles & wiring guys
i put a photo on facebook
i posted a photo to instagram
Black roommate problems Cant listen to music without them trying to rap over it
If only i could stop smoking pot for a month i could afford to go to that edm festival
i asked my dad for onerupublic tickets got one direction tickets instead
i have to celebrate valentines day
house of cards season premiere finally arrives season finale spoilers by the time you get out of work
wants to open facebook  too much nonsense
Got into two great universities can't decide which one to go
Getting street    plowed Why do they have to do it at naptime?
I have remote start on my truck But it's been so cold lately that the remote start isn't working and i have to go outside in the cold to let it warm up
I only have $4.00 with me i cant afford my daily starbucks latte
Xbox live went down tonight  now I have to postphone defeating COD: extinction till next week.
I want to play diablo 3 but there's so many dailies to do first
75 degrees?  If it gets any warmer i'll have to turn on the A/C
sent a valentines forgot to address it to myself
When I realize It's just 4:27
i asked my friend's child to give me a kiss he said no
Int bower?
this meme might be funnier if patriarchy didn't exist in the first world
I have only one plate without gold on it I can't microwave anything
Want to Get a tatto Haven't had a major life event to make it meaningfull
I went to bed so late and woke up so early that all of the reddit links are still purple
My phone is so big  That I can't hold it properly with one hand and masterbate with the other
listening to music online max skips reached
I'm to lazy to get out of bed so i bouught another night at the hilton
Just wanted to Do the daily report Max number of users online
Paper was accepted Need to CelebRaTE
I wasn't sure if it was an artery or a vein because there was no colored latex in the vessel
i'm an atheist vegan that donates to peta... what bumper sticker goes first on my prius???
Someone pour me a pint of carling the orcs are coming through the portal again
Internet slowed to a crawl I was almost done downloading mavericks
shoved a jar up my butt it broke
i want to put the soda bottle in the fridge but the fridge is full
MY NEW SMARTPHONE IS BROKEN HAVE TO USE iPHONE AGAIN
Incognito mode
20 YEARS AGO
THANKS GUUS FOHR FUKCING NURTHING
It's Sunday And I'm Not watching football
SO BUSY AT MY I.T. JOB TODAY NO TIME TO PLAY WOW
Went out to dinner with friends strangers think we're lesbians
Goes to life with no money to much of a smeg for guys to buy me drinks
driving around aimlessly stuck in traffic
oh
The Bathroom is to far from the router So I have to turn off wifi to browse on the toilet
DINNER'S READY BUT I'M NOT HUNGRY
I have to pee But I just painted my nails
poor gay people
I Hate Spring COnference I really do
Finished eating my food five minutes into the tv show
cleaning lady comes every wednesday morning cant sleep as long as i want
INternship is over but there's still report to do
nose
My dvr shows are ruined because they are covered in local school closing
Just ate a triple a steak it was too lean
Office closed due to Snow Gaming friends live in an area with no snow
His name is so long ON FACEBook I go to his profile whenever i want to reduce the discussion window
Move to new house no internet for a week
invited to steam in-home streaming beta no second PC to stream to
'ICH nominiere...' FAITH IN HUMANITY IS OFFICiALLY LOST!
I'm so popular Too many people know me
why is she so  b-e-a-utiful
Find a new meme text is too long
I want to watch the su highlights on espn but they have too  much coverage on the superbowl
I'm so sick of driving I miss not having a license and just getting chauffeured everywhere
went to store for one thing left with 8 things
bought first motorcycle No idea how to drive it
I want to play sim city 3000... but the resolution on my computer is so high
has little work to do can't get motivated enough to do it
barney Distroyed his Playbook
gli ho detto : 'o me o la tua honda' l'ho sentito partire sgommando
sick of seeing doge memes hates the world
Wanted salty
starbucks ran out of short
bought my first iphone must program all numbers
so well endowed finding condoms is impossible
I keep thinking my notifications are people posting but it's only people liking everything i've said
Mom said i'm ugly again
NIPS PAPER REJECTED
Flips over pillow Other side is cold for only a few seconds
Eu testo pograma pra cum&#234; xisburgui
My eyelashes are so long I can't wear mascara or they get too long
My Room is always Messy Because I have too many clothes to put away
WON 100 EUROS ON HTMOMENTS.COM DON'T KNOW IF I SHOULD BOOK A HOTEL IN BUDA OR IN PEST
no classes because of the polar vortex stuck at home because of long winter break
i need a sugar daddy so i can afford my toy boy
in ppv1
I won't watch Merseyside Derby tonight cause I have to go to work
my iPhone 5s doesn't always recognize my thumbprint sometimes i have to type in my password
I have too much homebrew in the fridge I don't have enough room for my craft beer
I wan to go to the concert but I might be in rome
got invited to three super bowl parties can't decide which one to attend
i have a mac
My mom bought me a keurig... Can't afford the overpriced k-cups...
I would like to use the snake feature on youtube But my internet is too fast
pick annie dont know how to move tibbers
I couldn't decide if i wanted to take a shower or bath
let everyone know how good they did on base nobody cared
Didn't set songs to shuffle for my run today had to listen to the songs alphabetically
I love my sister but i don't tell her often enough
I had to click through each item on the list instead of just scrolling
I was just told that my 150$ yoga pants are not fashionable enough to travel in  first class
Netflix on my ps3 for my tv won't work looks like i have to settle for watching it on my ipad
why cant i  live in lexi's ass
I love this color nail polish but now that I am halfway done
I'm bored and still have lifes in candy crush but the battery of my iphone would die too early
Dropped something on floor have to pick it up
having problems with laptop can't watch vıdeos on vimeo
kids won't stay still enough for me to instagram them
my internet is so fast THAT MY SCREAMERS INSTANTLY LOADS
though of a clever meme memegenerator is down again
Gets campfire Invitation DOeS not know which meme to post first
broke my phone have nothing to do all day
My password is so cool But i can't tell anyone
Booked All Inclusive Cruise with world class restaurants on a diet
Never had Asparagus doesn't make it through life
dad bought cla45 with 20k options same price as a c63 507
Housekeeper unplugged my ipad now its not fully charged
I'm so upset My parents are paying for my wedding
bekomme weniger baf&#246;g Weil ich letztes Jahr zuviel verdient habe
internet is slow in the morning can't stream in hd
New 64g iphone 5s screen is so much taller now my thumb has to do so much more work
got too fit most women too intimidated to demonstrate interest
cheese is gone what to do with all these crackers?
too much cereal for one bowl not enough for two
On OKcupid
I feel the urge to smoke forgot to charge         Electronic cigarette
When something goes wrong Blame Kabam
chest day sucks. why
I want to play video games but i keep getting all these messages
Went to the gym without telling about it on facebook
He went to Jared  Now I have to take a load to the face
Want to buy Rai-net access battlers just wasted all my money on steins;gate vn...
b of a limited my online check deposit to $8k a month
The shop hasn't fixed the dvd player in my car I HAVE TO LISTEN TO MY KIDS WHEN I DRIVE
2:20 pm  had to pay albors $10
one month... until valentine's day
you don't have to sign if the total is under $50 $51
received brand new iphone 5s old sim is too big and have to wait for nano sim to arrive
Negrology be like
Right now... Not even god can help me
First day back at work No coffee shops open on campus
im crying cuz this meme is stupid
Spent over $250 on Groceries Don't know what to have for dinner
when its math lesson ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
quality street which one do i take??
Thought she was a girl buti t was a trap!
took a great selfie can't decide which filter to use on instagram
I want to go shopping but my boyfriend has no money
MY PANTRY ISN'T BIG ENOUGH TO FIT ALL THIS FOOD THAT I GOT FOR FREE WITH FOOD STAMPS
He really braided his pubes
i panic only when my pills are missing my husband can go to hell
Sat in a drivethrough for 20 minutes Only to have them tell me they were out of my order
finds diamonds doesn't have iron pickaxe yet
Want to leave at 2pm WOrk SPonsored whiskey tasting at 4pm
On of my monitors went out Only have two more
i have four kids have to clean up four kids
cashier had to count my lara bars
cashier had to count my lara bars
HAS MACBOOK
Account Got locked due to wrong password dint realise caps lock was on
I ordered Iced tea and they gave me coke I can't drink it because it's not diet
i ordered iced tea and they gave me coke And i can't even drink it because it's not diet
free flatscreen tv from work it's only 720p
I warmed up chips  and THEY TASTED LIKE MICROWAVE
the cookies are too fresh they warmed up the milk
Went On EyeSanity.com Internet was down
I've been lazing in bed so long I have a bad back
They misspelled my name on my cup at starbucks
Ordered a drink 'Straight up
Gets a gaming pc can only play minecraft
god not making 100% of dreams come true
I have to wait 2 Weeks before Pats Football Because they secured a 1st round bye...again
eating potato chips they're delicious
Just found out Biosignature is bullshit
lamborghini's Out of Gas need to take the ferrari
too many presents to fit under the tree
mi hanno dato della troia perch&#232; ho scopato con 30 ragazzi in un giorno pensavo che a natale si potesse dare di pi&#249;
OH my god! This shirt is taking forever to load!
girlfriend really cute wont shut up
girlfriend really hot wont stop talking
My bath water Is too hot
Goes to africa Complains about what to watch on tv
that moment when the only thing you know on a test is the name and the date
Can't take daily shower Water heater is broken
Having to wear Spare kit
looked up lyrical meaning of a song i like it's about drugs
stop by starbucks to get expensive drink have to walk around all day with my name mispelled on the cup
Waiting to hear what gender of pregnant friends baby is hoping its a girl so they dont circumcise
gets a gift has to work hard to open it
I've been invited to three different events that involve ice skating.  It's not easy being popular.
My new phone is faster than my tablet
the software wont do my entire job
i have to choose college fund or Clan Mechs Guess my Degree has to wait
Ugh
I married the man of my dreams then I woke up
Going to the caribbean for 3 weeks will be bored because no one else is going
so young and healthy would only pay for obamacare but not benefit
no traffic less time to listen to music and daydream
first wipe is clean less time to read
Giant sofa the fluffy carpet is more comfortable
Dylan Sprouse has an iphone Why cant i?
my eyes hurt when youtube loads 144p on my 15' macbook pro retina display
want to keep eating body is telling me it's full
Finally get health care not enough men are paying for it
Having a pity party with no baloons
Says he want to stop spam End up spamming his own thread
So Tired Can't Life
can't make memes quickly cause my office is on ie8
I can't open my soda bottle and my boyfriend isnt home
The shipping for this site is more than the stuff I'm buying
Firefox updated now i have to repin my home tabs
Dreamt Roommate cleaned catbox was mistaken
why...... pineapple why!
TGIF... No internet
girlfriend is visiting must now use internet explorer
Got a chocolate bar I hate they changed the shape of them
Paid me in Coins wont fit in purse
Too Young to go to El Comandante Too old to go to goblin
Harvard accepted me Now I have to buy new clothes for winter in boston
I want to play computer games but if i turn on my pc
got ps4 no games
Accidentally pregnant in texas
Empty tube of toothpaste have to open a new one
I want to play computer games but my video cards are all busy mining litecoin
Battlefield 4 Refunds are available
my mom washed all my cloth! Now it can&#180;t fit in my closet.
Got dual monitors Have to be more precise with the 'show Desktop' button
Lost a phone every saturday of december last year just lost a phone this saturday
studies all night.. wants burrito fresco closes at 10pm
ios 7 took 2  hours to download
People call me indecisive  im not sure why
Trying to take it to the next level with a girl but she told me im too black
cant decide where to put all these flatscreens
What was i thinking i should have become a stripper
could have got free shipping on amazon but is short two cents for it
Hope I didn't embarrass myself last night... On reddit
summer heat warped the gasket on my car's sunroof now melting snow leaks on to the driver's seat.
have 5 lak gold and elixir... but workers not free for next 12 hrs..!!
Sees new youtube comment section can`t do s*** about it stop posting bob
I wanted to use the vending machine but I only had twenty dollar bills
avoided him one time too many
Theres a gigantic spider in my room and no one around to kill it
I started my period while wearing white pants
REALIZES INSOMNIA IS BEDTIMES ARCH ENEMY
i can't believe edward woodward is dead i have nothing now
yes
Gets a #FF mention Loses followers
stole mom's credit card lost my games
I have to sneak into my 3 year old son's room So I can charge his ipad while he is sleeping
LA MIA CAMERA E' TALMENTE DISORDINATA CHE QUELLI CHE MI MONTANO LE TENDE NON CI PASSANO
I need three open browersers to keep track of all of my twitter accounts. Or I need to find a better client. Tweetdeck is stupid
expects to win a ps4 gets disqualified
because of my tardiness to class my name won't be on the 'no tardy party' guestlist
Exam on the last day of finals Can't sign up for conflict because I don't have 3 exams within 24 hours
was looking for the perfect gif chat moved too fast.... now it's irrelevant
I have no one to smoke weed with my friends are all responsible
MY computer is so fast NObody believes i got top
32'' Flatscreen PC monitors too Tall Must stand to LOOK out of HOME- office Window
I want to make a gingerbread house but I hate gingerbread
just turned on the tv... the end of the housewives of atlanta
Mercedes s65 AMG in the shop too Embarrassed to drive c-class loaner
I'm lonely most of the time but I hate to meet new people
this is kinda how world war one started.
dECORATED AND RENOVATED MY SIMS HOUSE THEN THE POWER GOES OUT.
friends are posting memes on facebook can't find the site
everyone is having fun at a meme off i don't know what that is
fighting a boss charcter on my ds ds dies
dad suggested an acting career #1 on porntube 3 years running
I can afford to eat anywhere but i dont want to decide where to go for dinner
Order's amazon voucher can't decide on how many more to buy
Hardest decision of my day  IS DECIDING IF I WANT TO EAT A FROZEN PIZZA
went through the DRIVE-thru because i'm starving but the food is too hot to eat
I opened a  king sized starburst. all yellow
LoL just patched season 4 now i have to reset all my masteries
uses friends netflix friends cancels membership
Neuer kicker im B&#252;ro Niemand baut ihn auf
Visor in my car didn't block sun entirely
too much leave accrued boss tells me I have to start taking holiday
I voted for Obama I voted for Obama
Skype notifications from my phone across the room Distracts me while using skype on my computer
Awake till 1am and completed all homeWrk teacher is absent :'(
i don't wanna study but i don't wanna fail either
Gets up for food.. cant because of dead leg from too much video games
آه? قــلبي الصغــير لايتحمل  ___ :'( ___
OFS told us that we were gays
wants to watch netflix 30 day trial is over
hanya bisa pasrah saja kalau besok hari senin
forgot Headphones in gym had to listen to Nicki Minaj
Please Gary  Stop talking about GTA V
I WANT TO USE THE WORD 'BLESSED' IN MY STATUS BUT CAN'T WITHOUT SOUNDING LIKE I'M UP MY OWN ASS
Fell asleep in bed... Woke up in a new bugatti
buys android smartphone can't upgrade to latest firmware update
buys happy meal no toy in the bottom
Why is Candy Crush being such a dick to me?
I applied for a job at a Chinese company but I'm afraid my name sounds too white
Vad &#228;r det f&#246;r skillnad p&#229; area border router och designated Vaaad?
Just spent 2 hours modding Heroes 3 Still gives script errors when I fight neutral armies
Queria comprar Rayman para Android... Pero no puedo transferir dinero entre mis cuentas despus de las 12
my amazon shopping cart is so full it loads on 2 pages
aa gaya  gandu
Snowing all weekend in the mountains  Don't know which mountain to snowboard on...
I want to use my new vibrator but I only have one battery
Bought grapes they weren't seedless
need to put on winter wheels but its too cold out
i don't want to walk all the way upstairs i really really don't
Can't take screenshot thumb unlocks my iPhone 5S
Eu queria melhorar o DNS Mas afinal foi penalty para o porto!
All my friends are playing Pokemon X & Y And I have to be at the party
I'm a native English speaker Yet I can't type the damn language
I have to use my $650 backup DAP & headphones Instead of my $2400 primary kit
Linkedin is down recruiters need to use the phone again...
First world Problems Pamela Masik began painting portraits of the many women missing from the Downtown Eastside five years ago in a plight to draw attention to the tragic cases. Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  She has painted 69. ZOE GREAVES AMBER TROOCK
You know what really Grinds My Gears? Lost & Found Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Pamela Masik’s quest to honour the missing women AMBER TROOCK ZOE GREAVES of the Downtown Eastside
First world Problems If you’re in Vancouver you may already be familiar with the portraiture of Pamela Masik.Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Inspired by the women who have famously gone missing from Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
DIED For not sharing facebook post
I was the millionth customer Didn't win an ipad
Whenever I'm angry My farts are super gay
I don't like aspertame
ate sandwich need to shit
goes to buy clothes. can't find any that fit because the rest of america is fucking fat.
I got stuck moving my mouse through 3 monitors it couldn't go to the laptop screen on side
Just finished washing Needs to take a dump
HAD TO SEND OUT A RELEASE DIDN'T USE BUSINESS WIRE
ready to brush teeth toothpaste hardened in cap
want to change the channel remote across the room
I'm hungry don't know what to choose from delivery service
mcdonalds changed the chicken burger range
In my excitement I created a bunch of TiddlyWiki 5s Now I have to update them all
My liberal friends said obamacare will be affordable Costs double to match my current coverage
kasihan banget anak yang diatas
has to make a meme for class gets distracted looking at other memes
has to make a meme for class gets distracted by other memes
have to make a meme for class get distracted by Facebook
the website obamacare.gov is still down
Here come the Tropicarnage Posts And all I can do is watch it on DNN
checks techcrunch spammed my twitter ipo
Slow Traffic Dual Clutch Transmission
My kids are fed but I don't have bogeys or the newest zelda
i killed an ant
I invited Josh Fajardo because I thought he knew girls But he showed up with just guys
Why are your socks always rolled up in the hamper? I have to unroll them to do laundry
Engagement ring only 24 carats
if only i had spoilt the picture
My new photo on instagram is stuck at 10 likes and i'm waiting for the 11th person to make the photo that much cooler
Dear Congress
I SUFFER BUT I DON'T KNOW WHY
Has new iPhone 5s Fingerprint sensor doesn't make life easier
It's my Birthday.... And Spoc still scheduled me 3 interviews.....
I'm so good at sarcasm No one can tell i'm being sarcastic
Greasy *wash* Still greasy *wash harder* Still grrreeeasy.... Oh
Eye doctor is really cute Most of appointment is spent blind
Left PC for a few hours forgot to turn on cookie clicker
My free NFL app has ads that obstruct the content
reads the comments on daily mail website realises the world is full of retards
GTA UND SAINTS ROW  HABEN UNTERSCHIEDLICHE STEUERUNGEN
iphone   ran out of batteries
Never Had a Themed Birthday It Explains So Much
Downloaded too many AKB shows at once Don't know which to watch first
El Bastardo used the last fap tissues  to wipe his tears
There are too many pillows I can't get comfortable
bojio  friends do like that
I'm too sleepy to smoke this bowl
Romanian childhood rule #1- never get caught you will be a slave in romania for your uncles friend friend
Can't decide whether to watch Breaking Bad Or Sunday Night Football
I want to win my wife's love back by serenading her We're not broken up and our relationship is stronger than ever
Inilah Ekpresi w saat W ingin membahagiain orang tua Tpi DIA Sudah Tiada
Marco gets banned from mcsg Reason: to much filth
When someone says Hurricane Sandy isn't still affecting New Jersey? You aren't from New Jersey clearly.
Unlock Tier 10 No money to buy
MY KITCHEN CABINETS ARE SO FULL THINGS ARE FALLING OUT ONTO THE FLOOR
I bought a new computer... It's too new to find upgrades for
imi este rusine cu tine..
maldita guarderia no saco ni para las cokonas
Only 32 people have liked Bret and Jamire's Excellent Page so far. First World Problems
but its my purse! it has everything in it Everything!
I just don't want to be around anyone
Le dije besame como nunca lo haz hecho.. Y me arranco el ojo
Came to work on the Friday of a three day weekend Should have stayed home and played FF ARR
My DPS is so high
I want to travel and see the world but I'm already in the most liveable city
Found great minho fansite it was actually a shinee fansite
there are so many anime based games for nintendo DS that we will never play in europe
gumaya ka na lang please?
The 12th Doctor's too old for me
I just got all these great new games  but i can't decide on what to play
I wanted a laptop for christmas All I got was ontop of his lap
I want them to call me But they just send me more emails
I have to carry a dollar bill just to buy a Mountain Dew.
JUST CAME HOME FROM THE STORE FORGOT TO BUY TOILET PAPER
He said he was a truck driver But he doesn't drive a DAF
a boy loves  justin beiber & 1d
bathroom is so nice I feel bad for missing
sinabi ko naman kasi sayo na wag kang mag-aadik
That awkward moment when your out of dabs and suicide becomes a reality
those comfortable shoes I bought the other day actually aren't that comfortable
I haven't seen it yet but it's terrible
made a blog... no likes
I can't wear my expensive makeup because I'm always working I'm always working because I like expensive makeup.
Can't see personal trainer at 6 Botox scheduled for 5
I could only get metal heel repairs for my high heels and the constant clicking is giving me a headache
I've accumulated so much annual leave at work that my boss insists I use some of it up
jaha 30 messages dial l3id l phone 3andha ma kay 9rach l 3arbiya
I'm trying to send a text message saying that I'm on my way But I keep hitting green lights.
played against devour forgot to put wallhack on
avg protection has detected threats. why lord? why?
She said she Loved Me Until... I told her I have an STD
First world problems Men
I want to eat salsa But I don't want to sweat
'VEGANIM' DEDİM... MARUL SALATASI VERDİLER!
Had concert tickets delivered by email months ago. Deleted email by mistake.

My air conditioner is so cold I have to wrap myself in a blanket burrito
Muse played Agitated & yes please but not in my fucking country
finally gets date with guy who likes transformers finds out he hates G1 and calls Micheal Bay genius.
usa wins gold cup no one cares
Waiting for your teacher to butcher ur name 1st day of school
iPhone 6 comes out  I still have the stupid Iphone 5
Nikt nie ogarnia moich wpisow...
I scrolled through the entire TV guide to find something to watch 7:59; now i have to scroll through the whole guide again
Haven't checked Facebook in days Now I have too many posts to read them all
Walked around downtown A2 for a few hours Only got 1 streetpass
internet quit working have to find another router to leech from
want to have a meme ganerator account don't want to use facebook account to do it
kenapa hari raya banyak cite best banding ngan puasa? aku nak pergi raya ke duduk kat rumah ni??
Almost finished bathing forgets the towel
Has destiel sex dream can't remember it
had awesome sexy time have to wash myself afterwards
I killed one I noticed that it was my kind of club
I want to use my fan but my 2nd monitor is in the way
nossa vc me magoou cara :c
I want to play a game on steam but all my downloads are suspended and the other 200 games suck
Why do i have to work the royals live on WELFARE
Quero discutir um assunto srio no grupo da UFSC mas the zuera never ends
i've just been ngandu'ud
I'm wearing gloves because of the cold weather Can't use my smartphone
Spille Candy Crush s&#229; lenge p&#229; labmaskinen HovedPC g&#229;r i dvale og jeg m&#229; taste passord
How could he have drunk the last one?! Guys don't even like the taste of Diet Coke!!!
SUPERCHILL JUPILER BBQ-SJORT GEKREGE TE WERM OM TE DRAGE
Do HSC Dance they said... It'll be fun they said...
Have a job Don't have time to look for a better one
Mikor a sz&#252;lők belegondolnak Hogy mi lessz ha vge a ny&#225;rnak
arrived at the gym forgot my pre-workout at home
i just found out that Adele isn't black
drama ni pam
My gardener keeps wanting to be my friend
too many reality kings updates not enough time
30 minutes rendering forgot to unmute some channels
I posted a status to ask my friends' opinion Got too many replies
posts a link link gets deleted by moobot
Too many toppings To arrange evenly
try to fuck with athene bad idea ssdrawer
so I took an adult ADHD test but I got distracted and couldn't finish
out of milk still has cookies
lambatnye  nak berbuke
i want to live in my comfort bubble but conspiracy researchers keeps popping it
I found the perfect car I want to buy But I already have a car and have nowhere to park it
fridge wont stay open
I want so much to see pictures of that guy on FACEBOOK WITHOUT sending him a friend request!
Sometimes i wish I was a kid again so much freaking responsibilities
Se amanece haciendo su tarea La profesora no va XD
MAKES A FUNNY COMMENT ON A 9gag Post CAN't FIND IT later to see if I got likes
nincs tennival&#243; a munk&#225;ban akad a youtube s k&#225;vt&#250;ladagol&#225;som van
deleted everyone on facebook now no one says happy birthday
I Bought a Salad To Go With my Pasta Now I'm Really Full
Le dije flor de ca&#241;a me trajo joyita
My dash is full of exo but Shinee is my bias group
CAN'T FIND ENOUGH PEOPLE TO PLAY BALDERDASH
I got reddit gold None of the redeemable gifts are anywhere near me
SMBC changes site format I have to scroll more often
why He picked porn over me
Buys Zhonya's Nobody wants to kill me
Bought seedless grapes for &#163;2.15 a kilo instead of the ordinary for &#163;1.90 a kilo found a seed
I should have brought my gun... The texas state house confiscated my tampons
NONE OF THE IMAGES GO WITH MY COMMENT ON TICKLD.
get a job to buy videogames no time to play videogames
I need to go to the toilet but its too cold to take my onesie off
i SENT HEYY WITH 2 Y'S NOW HE THINKS I WANT THE D
wANTS TO GO SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN bUT
i haven't seen my boyfriend over a month he sad something 'battle' and 'field'...
I wanted a sandwich But i went in the wrong que
My computer has 16g RAM But only reads 2g
I want to watch catching fire on a website my computer gets a virus
I have to use a (free) online tool to convert my pirated ebooks  SO MY KINDLE CAN READ THEM
I have to wait a few extra days to play a video game released in america
I built up too much rapport now my customer calls me all the time
turned on hulu because it's thursday a new episode of naruto was not there.
i didn't get tickets to see the qotsa show on thursday so now i only get to see them on friday
I broke the ortho
marry kanye west? just suck his dick until im bored and risk being called a objectifying racist?
star in a snuff porn? never be a star?
do a cum walk in my hometown? never be a star?
I HAVE TO WAKE UP MAID IS COMING
his dick was so good i became his drug mule
need to pee but the toilet is upstairs
I rented a car from hertz today and I can't figure out how to put the top down on my upgraded convertible
give street crazy my seat on bus? risk being called intolerant and privileged?
feel good giving money to sf panhandler? secretly follow him to his home and feel stupid?
give in to belligerent panhandler? risk being called a racist?
Fall in love with the taste of SF street smegma? Deal with guilt and self esteem another way?
let him rape me anally? tell him babies are born vaginally?
condone violence against women? start looking for a new boyfriend?
hide terrorist? risk being called a racist?
Buy Android and get more functionality? Risk being referred to as 'bridge and tunnel'?
Make him wear a condom? Risk losing him?
Give money to somebody who i know really needs it? Risk all the other homeless SF junkies swarming me like pidgins?
Laugh at the jewish joke? Feel guilt knowing my family made the ovens?
Adduhh Tanggal enom
Walk through Oakland telling people my family owned slaves? Get over guilt another way?
Sell vagina to gangs? Help impoverished people another way?
Tell him to stop beating me? Admit he really loves me?
Date somebody of my own race? Risk the label of 'racist'?
Say yes to white Walnut Creek penis? Anger my black muslim boyfriend from oakland who steals my money?
try to pass sharia law in berkeley? dump my black muslim boyfriend?
Vote for Obama 'because he's black'? Keep voting Republican to protect my family's trust fund?
Suck the smelly penis of the street beggar? Get over my wealth guilt with lots of therapy?
Help a brother out? Ask for a rain check and offer just a handjob?
Become drug mule for black muslim boyfriend? Get off opium and leave africa and help poor people in america?
Marry a white guy? Or risk being called a racist?
Admit to being a Republican? Keep making money at SF tech job?
Spend $600 to look homeless? Get over wealth guilt with therapy?
Eat from garbage can to prove you're no better than SF homeless? Go to therapy for SF wealth guilt?
Give macbook air to SF junkie? Get over the guilt of having macbook air?
dump street parasite boyfriend? go to wealth guilt therapy?
Let homeless SF junkies fuck me in the tenderloin? Go to therapist and ask for 'tech job wealth guilt' program?
Make bombs for black muslim boyfriend in oakland and give him all my trust fund? accept family role in slavery and gun sales and move on with therapy?
Throw away SF tech job? Get over guilt of having SF tech job?
Give blow job and stock options to SF junkie? Go to therapy for wealth guilt?
Give change to black panhandler? Lie about having change?
ran out of lives on candy crush have to wait 30 minutes
Accept family role in slavery? Give all money and sex to random homeless black man?
Replace cracked screen? Wait 2 days for upgrade?
Wash pussy? Keep smelling ex?
they gang rape me on bart and then the workers strike
bart bukakke was so good now they are on strike
It's boring to watch my sports team because they always win
selecting all the files I needed to copy accidentally released ctrl key
now pa naubusan ng kape
I WANT TO READ A BOOK BUT THE BATTERY IS FLAT ON MY KINDLE
Went to Napa with my boyfriend of 6 years ...Still not engaged
hace un minuto le mande un whatsapp y no me contesta...
i cant have your mixed race baby if you keep raping me anally
how many more rapes do i have to take before i can be free of white guilt?
when somebody steals my iphone i dont press charges because they probably have an android
sex with indian programmers is so worth the stock options!
i gave away all my money and they still want reparations!
i let my boyfriend convert me and islam still isn't respectful of feminism!
i don't press charges if he is black
i became a drug mule so he wouldn't leave me alone in a world of android!
being rich is so much stress!
i wanted a pony and my stupid dad bought me a mustang!
it's not armani! it's only emporio!
i spent my whole life learning french and then we hired all hispanic house staff!
i let everybody in the mission take everything from me so we would be equal
venture capital is so easy
mommy
a black girl told me her clit was bigger than mine
protein powder is not really soylent bukakke :(
fisted by 2 black men on a bart train why did they have a labor strike?
im emo because i can!
i wish i was poor so i could be like everybody else!
my jeans don't fit they hug!
my prostitution career was exposed because i hit auto upload!
if people see my android they will think im poor
this sex toy is only a store brand!
abercrombie  doesn't carry plus size!
i became a drug mule so i could get rid of this android!
people think im racist because i have an android
my social enlightenment rating went down because i was seen with an android
android is so bridge and tunnel
my sex tape wouldn't have happened  without that stupid android auto feature!
being seen with an android is like being on the bottom of the social ladder!
its hard to be seen socially with an android!
my iphone is in the shop and the loaner is an android!
the kitchen is so far from my bedroom
should i let some guy fuck me? or use all my dildos all at once?
cant reach under my bed for my dildo
i hated heroin until he said he loved me
i had to wait for a like an hour because of the limo driver strike
poor people offering to open my limo door is such pressure
my tesla is in the shop and my other one is charging!
my beemer is in the shop and my other one isn't a convertible!
my instagram'd food got no awards today!
today i just looked like every other mission hipster
today i learned iPhones aren't really assembled in the back of every apple store by burrito hipsters!
android phones are made in china and i just got one for my birthday!
suicide is better than split ends
too old to work at abercrombie
gets latest android nobody sits next to her at lunch
the non profit fired me for having android not iPhone!
i cant be seen with an android! people will think im poor!
wine
iphone is better than android thats why successful people all have iPhones!
when my anus is bleeding i know he loves me!
i built him a bomb because he loves me!
i'll wait for him until he gets out of prison!
money's gone
anal prolapses are nothing compared to split ends!
My New android makes people think i cant afford an iPhone!
if people see me with an android they will think im not intellectual!
i lost my job in fashion marketing because i had an android not an iPhone!
my pimp says he'll leave me if i won't be a drug mule!
should i feed a homeless person? or will people think i'm like them?
my trust fund is so hard to burn through!
im not stupid im just hot enough not to need to know anything!
i aborted a 1 year old and breast feed my 10 year old!
i have so many second homes i can't stand the pressure!
you have no idea how hard it is to be rich
I let black men rape me because im sorry for slavery!
i feel so sorry for blacks i let them rape me!
There were so many jews in the ovens my grandmother had to wait in line to bake a cake!
i never got to be prom queen!
i can't believe it's been 10 years since high school!
im so guilt ridden because my dildo is black but my husband is white!
i love my pimp so much because he loves ME so much!
fisting without lube hurts so much because i love him!
i have white guilt because my dildo is black!
Nobody Retweets me!
I'm still thinking about the dress i didn't get for my sweet 16
diamonds or pearls?
The Mall Is Closed!
My iPhone is 2 years old!
Starbucks closed early!
PERO SI ME DIO UN 39.4
I'm scared because Jonathan is
Someone offered an amazing offer on my unusual on outpost. By the time I got to the computer
le emprestre 100 bolos a un ciego y me dijo cuando te vea te pago y nunka me va a ver
watched a documentary on the third world
Im so bored Nothing to do but eat
Having lots of money Is a LOT of pressure!
Being rich Is hard!
Gets caught scamming Feels like a victim
first world problem parasitology is very confusing
entra a la uttt decian... estudiaras la ing. decian.....
WEN U MOM COM HOME  AND DNT MAKE HTE SPAGHETI
i'm the only one in the class without an Iphone 5
Load a game you haven't played in a while Keep hitting keys from another games controls
I was doing a top score and then the batery died off
The water in my Kitchen sink doesn't taste as good as the water in my Bathroom sink
burned self out on new music using 'repeat' now radio and people who sing to it drive me crazy
wanted a final bowl of cereal one 3rd cereal
car radio begins favorite song pulling in to destination
Got a new bmw Mi iPad doesn't fit in the glove box.
O momento em que pensas que j&#225; est&#225;s de frias mas v&#234;s que tens recursos para fazer
le dije x atras no  y el ctm lo metio seco
no le pusiste like a mi estado
Essay thesis  need i say more
Is perfect gf-material. Watches porn
WINs concert tickets   makes the difficult decision not to go due to pending weather
Il momento in cui realizzi che diluvia mentre sei al vulcano D:
My battery died
my vocabulary is more advanced than autocorrect it always suggests the wrong words
let me give you anal he said anal feels great he said
The toaster can only toast 2 things at a time
Got my nails done cant scratch itch
Nu stiu ce sa aleg dintre cereale si biscuiti
won't accept my fb relationship request.... But
Gave FEMA Corps more work left yesterday
It's summer they said it will be hot they said
Has to write a 1800 word essay accidentally clicks on Sims 3 instead of Word
Rented subtitled movie Can't follow it while reading email
Goes Ziplining Forgets SD Card for GOPRO
one guy flamed me in game i have to give up my 1000€ acc
Noticed I have free cable tv Nothing to watch.
Ate my hamburger first fries got cold.
Can't take delivery of new car because i'm on holiday
Kant Dar khawya w Mal9atch lkhyar 
i JUST CALLED TO GET A REFUND AND HE SAID THE $199 IS NON REFUNDABLE
CRAZY THUNDERSTORMS STILL HUMID AS FUCK
When you want to pack all of your clothes But are only allowed to bring 20 kilos
Boyfriend surprises her with a ticket to one of her favourite bands  Wish it was a VIP ticket
WANTS TO OPEN WINDOWS HAZE
One Eye Weeping Pharmacist says Pink Eye
The shirt I need is fresh out of the dryer and it's 95 degrees outside
I just got a focus
Would you still eat it if it was your pet?
YARBI NAJ7O 3NDAK RIR NS9TO
Jammed my finger so bad in basketball That it hurts too much to play computer games
Petra sz&#252;linapja van. Pedig ma nem akartam elmenni sehova..
Too many job offers To choose from
chapei de lacrimog&#234;nio na barra hoje e n&#227;o liberaram o visto pros usa
Walking through crown casino makes me feel better about myself  but worse about humanity
per colpa dell'xboxone non potr&#242; giocare ad halo 5
bacon looked cripsy it's just chewy
Have LTE and Wifi at home LTE is faster than home wifi
I lost my phone now i have to look around the house for it.
want to workout but its not 10pm yet
Too late for a nap too early to go to bed
bought the t26e4 for it's armor wargaming nerfes armor
The Socialism 2013 Organizers Scheduled Lenin on Self-Determination On Sunday Morning
There is nothing to drink But water.
I keep getting promoted in a field I dislike
brownies with water
Can't stay on a diet Too tempted by the abundance of readily available food in my fridge
TOO MUCH GLUE ON THE PACKAGE OF NERDS CANT OPEN IT
New version of game out Test in 2 hours
I just saw a shiny Pokemon And knocked it out.
Bought galaxy s4  Can't use group play cos no one can afford it
want to ride my new bike to the photo place no where to lock it
i pooped and i don`t have toilet paper :(
YOU DID THIS TO ME. PROUD OF YOURSELF?
I have a samsung S4 But it's too big for my pocket
bought a drink spilled half of it on the way back to my table
My ipad fell out of my lv purse and scratched my lexus today
Cerr&#243; la peluquer&#237;a
I couldn't think of something original for free karma on circlejerk
QUEDA CON SULI Y NO LE PEGA!
Found a Secret Laboratory Map Piece on the ground Piece  2
I have actual nasal congestion but I cant get sudafede without a prescription
I have so many books to read that I don't know which one to start next
Fast
I have loads of ideas for awesome memes but i'm just too lazy to actually make them
Ever since some co-worker brought in a heap of their lemons I can’t get rid of any of my own
debugging local scc pointing to server
Why did i marry a royal prince? because i thought a ruler was 12 inches
Office is growing too fast have to order bigger kegs for events
pours cereal before milk is out of milk
just heard First world problem
Got new computer at work battlefield 3 wont fit on the ssd drive
ordered new pc with haswell review says only 10% faster than old pc
Had to scrape off my spray tan because of my lazer hair removal appointment
packing up your case and forgetting your bow on your stand
My S3 is so big it doesnt fit into my pocket
Why Don't i  have an inner thigh gap
Too many overseas trips Need suv to take all my luggage to the airport
can't find my cell phone really need to poo
I cant play my cellphone app because people keep calling
WANTED TO MAKE YOU A BIRTHDAY MEME COULDN'T FIND DEPRESSED DIMITRI
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO STUDY I KNOW EVERYTHING ALREADY
Makes memes Girlfriend doesnt accept them
legs finally dont hurt from the previous leg day it's leg day again
Wife brought home icecream bars Serving size is so small
my boyfriend said when i walk my ass looks like two cats fighting in a burlap bag
jammin upgraded
I CAN'T DOUBLE CLICK EASILY BECAUSE MY MOUSE'S DPI IS TOO HIGH
My Cat Doesn't like sitting in boxes
Went snorkeling and wave running on one of the Top beaches in the world Nipples Rubbed raw from the life jacket
All Of the movies I wanted to see got bad reviews on rotten tomatoes
Can't play Candy Crush Because I'm Colour Blind
got my internet hooked up today dont have a computer
Want a Subaru Neither Hippie     nor Homo
I don't get to experience the excitement of summer fridays because i'm unemployed and living off my parents money
Want to play support but not without dj rhapsody avatar
i want to play a game but i'm listening to good music
Can't decide which car to buy BMw or mercedes
facebook friend chat not alphabetized have to scroll through friends to find one person
i want to be good at high jumping but i have too sweet an ass
Got new canadian $100 bill smells like maple syrup
Has enough disposable income to purchase a new netbook battery thinks getting the wrong color is ghetto
my garage remote fell in my coffee now i have to get out of my car
MY DIAMOND RING IS TOO BRIGHT AND IT ISN'T EVEN A FULL CARAT
phone exchange.. good idea they said  parents got DIVORCED seeing each others' call records
I ignorantly ran my mouth And got called out on it
12 hour time difference Misses everything good on reddit
i only make $150
have the $$$ to buy a system can't choose between ps4 and xbox 1
Does it really count as coming to my defense If I had to tell him to do it?
Second degree black belt can't release tailgate
That awkward moment when you realize that you have been  playing the role of useful idiot for the Obama administration
tries to text while drunk autocorrect fails
On znowu to zrobił
My iPOd's memory is huge  takes forever to sync
Omg omg omg No oven or dishwasher!
i wanted paper bags they gave me plastic
plays rayeels gets donked
Buying $200 dollar shoes store doesn't have my size in my favorite color
Friend Doesn't immediately respond to text 'Why are they ignoring me?!'
You get a free class and you have hayes
My Credit Card's APR Is Screwing me over
The syllabus is so long
new computer must type all names and passwords for now
I was really excited to go on a blind date with an african guy. but he wasn't black.
CRAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE cOULDN'T SLEEP IN MY ROOM
My wallet is so fat it hurts to sit down
just started loving football beckham retired
Kocham go Dodał mnie na czarną Listę
The mutants in Metro 2033 don't carry weapons  So I can't loot them for ammunition
Just can't Clear all the jelly
There isn't enough space for me to put my problem
share 2 pics on 9gag they don't reach the hot page
just painted my nails need to pee
I cant workout! i left my gloves @ home
I got acrylic nails  and it kind of hurt when she put them on
up at 3:00 AM... nothing to watch
My parents bought me a new honda instead of a new mercedes
Takes so long to submit all the candidates sourced today
My parents only gave me enough money to pay for rent
watching shows online takes too long to load
rice wasn't brown couldn't chow down.
It's too hot  to wear my turtle beach headset
drives a mercedes but can't afford gas
i want I.T. help now but i have to submit a ticket first
my boyfriend yells 'Release the Kraken!' things will never be the same.
booked a lesson with Paula She  doesnt teach anymore
that moment when you realize... your sim version of you has accomplished more of your life goals than you.
Boyfriend sends a valentine gift Deodorant
I ate so much gravalax i didn't have room for my wagyu
forgot my wifi password
Driving is laborious and so is the megabus
cant finish my 3a munno is ill today
AFter AJ
i wanted to go to the beach but it was too hot
I Finally started game of thrones the day before The dexter season 7 release
pizza shows up after 29 minutes maximum wait
internet isn't dial-up can't log in with different ip to repeatedly upvote own meme
upgraded ios can't listen to browser or youtube music while in another app
went to a party had to actually talk to people
I posted an image I scanned myself and people reposted it an hour later without crediting me for it
98 facebook friends online no one I want to talk to
SO MANY BLACK TIE DINNERS this week THAT I need to press my own shirt
I ordered a soft shell taco taco bell gave me a hard shell taco
I have an xbox But now I want a playstation too
the package says it's resealable but it won't reseal
kitchen ran out of camembert had to give me brie
Two belt holes; pants too loose three belt holes
Can't plant tomato seedlings it's been raining too much
ate sufficient food didn't gain weight
I have to go downstairs To get my food from the delivery guy
brings cereal to work for nightshift still too traumatized by last night to use a spoon
im so hungry... not sure if i want thai or mexican
Bitches be like team bulls  bulls:78 heat:115
I saw people who don't know that they can buy a cas for their phone for $2 on eBay
parents bought me a new car CAN't drive it until i get my pilot license
I want to post happy mother's day on my Facebook But my friend's mom died yesterday
Gaat op vakantie met vrienden Kan zijn eigen muziek niet luisteren want vrienden hebben een playlist gemaakt
I HAVE TO PEE BUT I JUST PAINTED MY NAILS
Out of filter papers but too full of all the food to walk to the store
BORN WHITE can't mention race without being called racist
i wanted to take a screenshot on snapchat but it was on 1 second when i tried
Tried to generate a meme for Ryan's Birthday Didn't know which one to pick
finals week
no more redbull final at 8am
Sees picture on internet with caption Confuses her
jUST bOUGHT A TIN OF SARDINES bEFORE LOOKING AT MOUTH FULL OF SARDINES
I got 200 karma from a post and no friends who reddit to tell
I can't find The pornstar i'm looking for
ORDERED MOCHA GOT A LATTE
It hurts so bad Waiting for APPLe to release my app to the app store
SCHEDULING CALLED yOU'RE GOING TO CANADA
building my own muscle car everyone thinks it's my husbands
you say you can't do it by your own strength like it's a bad thing!?!
Women Be like Why you guys love using the second letter of the alphabet it's not fair
im graduating from college i start school again next fall
Chipped my $300 Manicure While cleaning my Mercedes Cup holder
its so warm
AFTER 1000 FIRST PULLS CAN'T CLIMB STAIRS
I have such beautiful long legs IT TAKES SO LONG TO SHAVE
I'm so far ahead on Candy Crush No One on the scoreboard with me      I'm so lonely
I have 10 hard drives Where am I going to store theM
browsing okcupid A-list turned off
mulle ei myyty en&#228;&#228; es jote menin itkee &#228;itille
Using reddit on my Phone upvoted the wrong post
i'm so lonely better just kill myself
I want to commit suicide but  don't know which pills to take
TATKAL on irctc all tickets were already booked
Not sure if socially deprived or just giancarlo iona...
lost against da yankzen again _
too lazy to use condom now have to deal with chlamydia *itches*
Changed my profil pic and don't like it too many people have liked it now i can't change it
itchy passage
want to listen to music on tube  but 10% battery left
I want to downvote all the new posts But I'm not logged in
oh dear they are changing the book of the law.  are the high?
Lost my Chew when I needed a dip
went to kjc to make up my career but learned malayalam instead
NO INTERNET CANT WATCH IRONH3R0
I THINK MY ICED LATTE WAS MADE WITH SOUR MILK
can't grow a playoff beard because I work in the patch
Laptop is getting worked on Now I have To reddit on my phone
my shaggy hair  makes it difficult to put my headphones in
I'm not happy with the salary I get For attending grad school
The grinder broke now im forced to chop up
game of thrones is taking too long to download
Have something really funny to tweet It's A Saturday and my friends will no I have no life
bought avada kedavra has no diamonds
i BROKE VLC NOW I HAVE TO USE MEDIA PLAYER CLASSIC
Trys to make more Funny memes Gets taken to candy crush saga ad
wants to listen to pandora but theres to many ads
Buys new game Realises Harddrive is full
I want to run today  but i can't decide what pair of shoes to wear
Borrow book Has doggy Ears
Mob wars is down again! I'll have to find something else to do with my time.
Working Saturday
A PoST ALREADY HAS OVER 1K UPVOTES I UPVOTE AND THE NUMBER DOESN'T CHANGE
Cross-Ride Tanks too well Has to use 10K shields
sick yesterday class had a party
Drove to Beaverton early so I could chill at Starbucks to get a few pages finished on my history paper before I have to go to work grabbed the wrong text book
The wealthier I become the more I'm bothered by IRRELEVANT details
I want to buy stuff on psn usa but i'm not american
Making a tv dinner have to remove plastic over potatoes
i'm seeing someone tonight! and I'm not sure if it's a date or not??
Playing video games as girl and talking over skype people think i'm a little boy
forgot password no email recovery
Cant play warz with his friends has to ask his brother for money :(
Wear expensive watch... can't read it to tell time
It's too hot to go hiking Have to go to the GYm instead
you leave my iphone out of this or i'll dislike you on facebook
So tired... of all the nice weather in arizona
I ALWAYS MADE FUN OF LATINOS NOW NOBODY WANTS TO TEACH ME SPANISH
my colleague sends me msn and yahoo links
Doesn't qualify for federal aid dad makes too much money
No matter how much i eat i just don't gain any weight
got Amazon vouchers to buy ebooks i like victorian literature so all ebooks are already free
I've just upgraded my pc to windows 8
Chillin wih Scheele at 0800 On reading day
Told my friends I was eating an Orange  Found out it was a tangerine
sitting at starbucks and I have to pee but my leg has fallen asleep and I don't want to lose my claim to the comfy chair
A venit caldura Shaworma se raceste mai greu!
just got my nails done now my mom is making me pull weeds
can't make girl friends they get jealous of my girlfriend
Goes to a&m Goes to a&m
Searched online for species I am Researching to show my parents  New species descriptions havent been published yet
the video cut-scenes in   console ports look terrible compared to     my pc's in-game graphics
DOUCHE BAGS DUMPS HER AND BREAKS HER HEART GETS WITH ANOTHER DOUCHE BAG
I just fixed my facebook account now it's updating
I will get promoted so I have to study and learn instead of browsing reddit
konstantina had just learned  they had run out of disaronno
tried to google search mighty ducks accidentally searched mighty dicks
Made it to 3rd floor of Mammel Laptop is dead and No charger to be found
there's just way    too much meat and cheese on my sandwhich
NOw that I have a refrigerator in my office at work I keep forgetting my baby bottles there.
writes note names for scales doesn't check the clef sign
sambata scoala nu pot sa-mi dau laba linistit
I SPEND SO MUCH TIME IN THE TABLET I DON&#180;T USE MY LAPTOP ANYMORE
Took a shower Water too hot
Wife is so hot don't see who buddies are looking at
We were supposed to go to disney world this summer but we're going on an alaskan cruise instead
benji why are you a fag
MY PERFECT BRA ARRIVED TODAY AND I WANT TO SHOW IT OFF CAN'T POST A FIT REQUEST BECAUSE I KNOW IT FITS PERFECTLY
Smile also wrong don't smile also wrong
I got an overly attached girlfriend... as boyfriend.
Been playing tera all week can't afford new champion
my boyfriend broke up with me because i can't understand his text.
Someone STOLE MY TANK
i wanna kiss my girlfriend all the time but i have to work at A job that is just well enough payed so i dont quit
want to log in for 6x cant connect to server
server rebooted have to reconnect tmux sessions
YOU TOLD ME TO POUR WATER ON IT AFTER WINDOWS FROZE. i DIDN'T KNOW THE PC WOULD BREAK! FUNNYSHORTJOKES.COM
I have time to eat breakfast
for the love of god stop calling it 'fapping'
Can't go out Becaus i can't Grow up and take RESPONSIBILITY for my actions
jobs gone! wish i'd listened to the union
my ex won't stop texting me
psych major extremely shy
when i cry they take a picture
Didn't buy enough food on friday has to go to the shop on sunday
have time to make memes too stupid to think of any
My chips are so crunchy i can't hear the tv
Girls doNt like my picture  Cuz I'm hotter than them
too good at gaming banned for hacking
my warhound spam failed now i have to make actual tactical planning
all i want in this semester is a day without studying plZ
I finished my favorite book the sequel hasn't come out yet
matched vests with friend it was so not punk rock
Donated 2000 troops this week Now can't afford archer upgrade
I installed the games from the Humble Bundle
xbox live connection issues on triple xp weekend
Lost keY fob Have to unlock manually
hey you! you are not obama!
my credit card wasnt working earlier when i went to the store
so ross is the on that put that in my drink
Joined a game dad: aaaaydiiiiin
oh no! somebody else is getting attention on facebook and not me guess i'll start another hategroup on facebook
Homeless man asks for spare change  Have only 20 dollar bIlls in wallet
Feeling vulnerable DOYLEY can help you with that
Feeling vulnerable? DOYLEY can help you with that
Don't know if i should donate or sign up to live below the line
I ran out of sancerre aND ONLY HAVE VOUVRAY LEFT
My husband surprised me with a romantic getaway but I wanted to go on another cruise
Cheats on husband becomes a christian and goes to church
gfds sdd
want to wear my special iron man 3d glasses to the midnight show but we're watching it in imax
just k&#228;vin paskalla ja taas pierett&#228;&#228;
Replaces twin mattress with a queen-size Falls off the bed
want to watch the next episode of my little pony season 4 isn't coming out until 2014
i want to down vote you but i'm too lazy to log in
I want to vote Haley for president... but i'm only in     7th grade
Flipping TV Channels between 2 shows commercials are on at the same time
RecIeVes snapchat and text at the same tIme Can't open snap cHat picture
Crush said 'I love you' Then she said 'April fools!'
Lord vipin ke saath flirt kar rhi thi pyaar ho gya
My Office has Windows facing the beach And it gets too bright for me to fall asleep
In national honor society booted for not enough personal hours
i cant believe that they got me the wrong iphone
I don't know what to stream walking dead or game of thrones
Not Sure what to watch first Walking dEaD Season finale or game of thrones prEmier
ordered some iphone cases from ebay by the time they got here i didn't want them anymore
got excited about google nose it was an april fools joke
interested in windowless skyscraper redirect to /r/yesterdayoncracked
stopped eating my cereal to return a text now my cornpops are soggy
I want tO visit Alaska  But I don't want to have to wear a jacket on Vacation
I hate the feeling of hunger after i skip lunch so that i can eat more during dinner
Started a new anime spoilers in the intro
Smells flygels fart ...dies constantly
My wallet is so full it is uncomfortable to keep in my pocket
I really want a tan but im irish
i hate when people say
one of my facebook friends already posted that clever /r/atheism remark about easter as their status
I dropped my phone in the hot tub
I'm so full from lunch friend wants to eat dinner early
looking for posts about movie avatar avatar tag returns only the last airbender
Moved back to parent's House Much worse internet connection there
Life would be so much easier if i didnt have so many friends
I never get cool items at Mario Kart Because i am always 1st
Bank holiday Gym closed
breastfeeding my son never get to eat a hot meal
I Need to do homework but crs vs dig is on next
my 500€ bills don't fit in my wallet
unable to find people on facebook they're all equal signs
you perfectly tidy a section... layout change
bed is to big for a desk in my room
I'm going skiing tomorrow what am i going to do about lunch?
They only tipped me three dollars
made meme with a typo typo can't pass as ironic
I'm a pc gamer and My work laptop is on its last legs  they're replacing it with a macbook
got into nitro rc cars winter came
Oh I watched all the memes for today Now i am gonna have to stare at the monitor till end of the workday
Bought a 1.75l j&#228;germeister no room in the freezer
There were no words Just a mouth full of bacon
There were no words Just a mouth full of bacon
I want a kroket But it is too big for me
Went on twitter Experienced social media violence
He was rich
Want to post my problem Too full and busy on my ipad
I want to unplug and disconnect from the world But i want to be able to post about it on twitter
drank a 5 hour energy drink went straight to sleep
jogged 3 miles now i'm too tired to walk back to my car
My computer is too good for running very old games
firemen using mains water supply to save children from burning school shallow bath
I promsied myself I wouldnt miss my cakeday and i did
Catches 150 Pokmon Never knew about mEwtwo
bro
u kry fatmagyli qa boj tash une
Missing glastonbury  to spend the summer in the hamptons
i don't think i can go on  the bathroom is all the way up stairs
Brought 3 pens to an exam But none of them have any ink left
Played through 90 percent of super metroid and died in lava by accident forgot to save
Bioshock: Infinite came out today But I'm leaving town on business and can't play for 3 weeks
figured out bug in code suddenly have to pee
Found a 50$ bill on ground should have been A  100$
My Stomach hurts from eating so much at the buffet
Lost my mp4 there go all my endless songs
I took a massive dump that won't flush but the plunger grosses me out
I never have original links to submit because I only browse reddit
YESTERDAY WAS MY BIRTHDAY NOW I HAVE TO WAIT A WHOLE YEAR TO CELEBRATE IT AGAIN
Bought a new pillow Too fluffy to sleep on
He told me that we are going to have a night with action and he play BLACK OPS 2
Today i sat down but then i had to go pee had
Just got back from Disneyland Lost my grandfather's prosthetic leg on the small world ride
Birthday lands on Easter Candles on peeps
Just put in a delicious snus mom calls and says it's dinner
I CANT SHARE RAMMSTEIN MUSIC VIDEOS BECAUSE THEY ALL INCLUDE ADULT CONTENT
i got a free $7 voucher but my groupon said $10
major feast is on a working day liturgy at 7.00
I was  Hacked
So tired when getting dressed accidentally put on odd socks
are you there sleep
I CAN'T BELIEVE I FORGOT TO HAVE KIDS
Caught an EEvee  can't decide what to evolve it to
i left my $600 in my mercedes
accidently closes window not tab loses all tabs
the wifi was down for 20 mins.. help god!
Read all the new 9gag posts the internet is empty now
grandmother gave me a new washer and dryer    i have to drive 8 miles to get it
got a great sound bar and subWOOFER  can't use it because it's too powerful for my apartment
my house looks too dirty
I am alone don't you agree?
undefined reference
then he said 'I'm not posting lecture notes on moodle'
Why must i wait 10 minutes between reddit posts?
you told me this year would be different oh georgetown...
Aj momenti me msu per neser:'(
just found out michael buble tickets are 4th row
My headphones are so awesome i can`t hear the sound of the key strokes
Started eating fries on Drive home Not  enough Left to finish Meal now
The heat in my office wont turn off
Hipsters Hipsters everywhere!
LEarns -car
Bought a new bookcase now i have to reorganize    my books
I never wanted to be This awesome
crisis? it's my fault said no greek ever
it's my fault about the crisis said no greek ever
loves full spectrum art everyone thinks its gay pride
wear gervinho jersey to school all the guys ask forehead
homeless shelter has food
Paused hulu too long reset my place
yoplait light container design makes it difficult to add my almonds should i switch brands
16 games today When do I play black ops?
Lost my glasses haveto  wear contacts like the mainstream
found out i have serbian ancestors that means i'm the bad guy from taken
Got new Fancy pillowcases  Now pillow too high
I have to answer a question But i can't google it
I could not Find the toilets  in the Pit and Pendulum
Need to use the bathroom wifi doesn't reach that far
Telekom wants to Limit DSL To 75 GB
hit extra roll got gold again...
Stayed up drinking until 6 am Now I'm too hungover to go out tonight
Dunked too long Oreo broke
so your saying lil wayne is still alive???
Stopped eating fast food to save money None of my clothes fit now
NYclean DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE I CAN ONLY READ THE NYT IN INCOGNITO MODE
Graduate college job offer first day after finals
Oops! pressed wrong botton CATCHES magikarp with master ball
On vacation in europe Suitcase too small for all the clothes i bought
changing email servers email doesn't sync to my phone
Grocer was out of Peet's had to buy starbucks
Left unattended website huge shopping bag cleared
Wondering how you got pregnant
Now we have to wait till 14 april  for the UEfa CL to continue
My baby son died in the 7/7 london train bombings ...
My chosen profession does not pay me to attend sxsw. . . where did i go wrong?
TURNS ON WIFI HOTSPOT GETS ACCUSED OF HACKING SCHOOL NETWORK
I'M GAY AND ALONE TONIGHT so i made julia Child's beef bourguignon
my Music won't play loud enough
All i wanted  was to shake my shamrocks for him
I got what I wanted
I wanted a 60' led hdtv they only had a 52' lcd in stock
I lost my receipt so I got 'store Credit' instead of a refund
I didn't get any mail because it was sunday
POsts HR songs
Doesn't make a correct meme Cries for days
Has to go grocery  shopping complains for days
Someone else Is On the computer Now I only have my ipad
It's St. Patrick's Day But All My weed is purple
my friend said she had a big surprise for me just like  the crying game ending
He Went to jared's instead of harry winston
I can't find my new doll Beacuse it's buried under all my other gifts
my candy gift basket from work was the only one that didnt have sour patch kids in it
WHY MUST THERE BE A SPIDER IN MY BEDROOM WTF....MAYDAY MAYDAY !!!!
want to make a sandwich bought raisin bread by mistake
i don't know what to do Cheesecake factory menu has too many pages
Finally learn how to gaNgnam style now everybody is doing the harlem shake
Bought a Samsung GAlaxy s3 last month The galaxy s4 was released yesterday
My vacuum cleaner won't pick up a speck Now I'll have to finger feed it
I want to play skyrim but reddit is too interesting right now
I come to a Superman Forum And People are talking about Superman Movies
i DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WEAR I'M BORED OF ALL MY CLOTHES
To tired to play Xbox not tired enough to go to sleep
all i wanted was tomato on my burger ....they said it wasnt in season
i can't sleep because i have to pee but my bed is so warm and comfortable
my Sky stream is so slow that I can't mute that and play TMS with them in sync.
THE CONDO MY PARENTS BOUGHT ME IS a 9 MINUTE WALK FROM THE SUBWAY
forgot to buffer video before dinner have to play arkham city until it finishes
CHecked arrangement list no arrangements
I bought my first new car a month ago and the new car smell is already gone
want people to wish birthday but didnt put birthday date on fb...
NOT SURE IF IT'S THUNDERING OR Amma watching ishtar plus
ACCIDENTLY PASSED FAVORITE COFFEE SHOP ON THE WAY TO WORK gUESS I'LL HAVE TO SETTLE FOR STARBUCKS
The  ipad was in the charger but the charger wasn't plugged in
My Gamecube Only plays in Black & White NOw... Because my nice hd tv is too new
spilled a whole bowl pack on my brand new jeans
I'm so hungry BUT IM to lazy to go out and buy stuff
i'm on a diet and taco bell makes a cool ranch doritos loco taco
I get to work from home but my home has a tv and a couch
i buy a tv is not hd+
forgot it was daylight savings  now i have to reset my stove and microwave clock
WANTED TO LISTEN TO SOME KING CRIMSON AND ROBERT FRIPP ALBUMS  BUT THEIR COVERS HAVE BEEN REMOVED FROM LAST.FM
forgot password now i can't unlock my account
Australian Politics. It failed her.
not very hungry but i eat so i can really enjoy a cigarette tafter
I have too much juice I don't know which one to bring
Commented on a face book post. Now I have to click the unfollow button or else everyone else's comments will show up in my notifications
i bought an iphone so i didn't have to carry an ipod and a phone at the same time
she asked to video chat but her hair is a mess
Adhaan begins in musalla
Texting in bed... I dropped my phone on my face
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/415454318/yolo-clothing-you-only-live-once Please support this kickstarter
Why didn't i enroll for   cyber school at palcs.org sooner?
Dating a foreigner No 8th of march flowers instagrammed
Going to Cancun for Spring Break Flight is at 6am
found a new job selling insurance none of my friends are old enough to buy
It's late at night and i'm starving  but I already brushed my teeth
my d&d character levelled up  and i can't decide what new feat to take
no room in the fridge i have too much food
I have access to my steam library at work I only have a MAC at work
Spring break is starting i have to write my thesis
I PAY SOMEONE TO LISTEN TO MY PROBLEMS  BUT THEY KEEP INTERRUPTING ME
internet connection issues had to use 3g hotspot
Told mama i was hungry she wouldnt listen
It was only three seconds
thrift shop song came out no good items at value village
both hands were full had to use my butt cheeks for a third hand
tittar p&#229; sadlar datorn h&#228;nger sig
Just wore a statement necklace. Forgot what point I was trying to make.
have ten windows open  accidentally closes all at once while making excellent meme
rachie too sick for work stuck with david.....
Finds the pearl of the world brings bad luck
I tried to draw someones face
My expensive laptop doesn't have retina display
I want to take the train to work But then I Can't go out for lunch
Mupirocin and cloxacillin not cost effective
i'm tired but i don't sleep
Girlfriend kissed me Couldn't  Chew my bacon
RIP  Hugo Chavez Communism  won't b the same w/out you :(
I ordered a coke they brought me diet
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh It won't fit!
Double click on 'new posts' have to wait 5 seconds to see them
My boyfriend wants to talk to me and in my head are only animal sounds
go for a jog Ipod has no charge
SNOWED SO HARD DAY AND NIGHT HAD TO START UP THE SNOWBLOWER
Forgot to charge MY Clarisonic Have to Wash face with bare hands
Found a High def match stream channel goes off air
Can't decide  ON HAIRCUT
finally a free seat but it's warm from the person who occupied it just before
Hole in underwear Balls keep falling through
My t-shirt is always tucked in When I need to clean my Oakleys
So what that I'm engaged but not divorced yet WHY are people so judgemental....SOB
computer won't conect to internet can't google how to fix it
computer won't connect to internet can't google how to fix it
i don't want to live in a world my my credit card has a limit
Bends straw trying to open it Hole in straw when taking a sip
I wore the size sticker on my new jeans today Now everyone knows I'm not a size 4.
Went to take a shit forgot phone
Want to eat an orange  just cleaned the laptop
I finally found a movie to watch on tv but it's on a channel that has commercials
Spends week at Disneyland Kids see your boner
Why are not all cappucinos Made of illy Coffee??
They don't make money clips strong enough to hold all of my cash
my bed is so warm and comfortable 6:50 am
only sold 89 flowers couldn't go to el salvador and get dirt up my nose
I want to visit a website But it looks weird on my smartphone
Eberle
The website that I use to watch movies doesn't have the movie i want to watch
Started execrise because i was fat now i have the same weigt in muscle mass
want to practice piano at night NEIGHBORS are asleep
I'm so hungry but I don't know what to eat first
I knew i should have shit before I got in the shower
Made it to a new level in candy crush saga and there was licorice everywhere
spend entire break queuing up for cookies there are none left when it's your turn
Meeting at work was rescheduled i didn't need to come in after all
Plays On facebook and reddit till night before due date cries about not having enough time
I can't be out of money... i still have checks.
VOTE PAULINE MAROIS THEY SAID BETTER THAN CHAREST THEY SAID
Some of my pink nerds are in my purple ones
I want to buy a ps4 but there are still new games coming to my ps3
tries to work hard on project gets distracted by internet
I live in nashville and i hate country music.
Took a shower No $100's on the floor
I need a new car but i dont know what color to pick
Facebook
10 Days till HotS will be released and i don't know what to play till then
10 Days till HotS will be released and i don't know what to play till then
Wants to play Meshuggah only has a 6 string
fridge so full... must rearrange to fit new groceries
no financial aid income too high
put coffee in microwave cup is 5
people arguing on facebook forgot to take popcorn
The only waterblocks I can get for my evga gtx 670 ftw Say gtx 680
so much change wallet won't fold
i grew up in a one-story house i was never able to sneak in any boys unnoticed
it takes 15 minutes to clean this beautiful gold flake off my forehead
WHY
it's too cold outside to show off my spray tan
Got a new piece Mom wont let me smoke in the house
I can't access financial statements on etrade mobile
stranded on cruise ship for five days 110
I Cant get the piece of chicken out of my tooth because my toung  keeps getting tired
4 billion washes later.... still cant get dax wax out of her hair
Going to post meme to reddit can't because i forgot my password
My friends want to take me out to dinner i just put a pizza in the oven
Couldn't Find Proper Link  To Meme Generator
had to take a freezing cold shower because there was no hot water It Was worse than the holocaust
reached 4 hour time limit for 675 exam still didn't finish it
I cant wear the same clothes tomorrow to school because of the picture i posted on instagram
Goes to wikipedia for help course is too advanced for wikipedia
Went to wikipedia for help  course too advanced
Pandor for sure.... I dont have time to manage playlists in Spotify
My pHone goT wiped I can't listen to music to sleep
jenny craig or  jillian michaels?
i just wasn't in the mood for a cruise
tried to issue a book in the library wasn't AVAILABLE in chinese
i twerked it i SPRAINED my butt
Bought so much chocolate don't know which one i should eat
Made a typo on a FB post people liked the post before i could correct it
go to TAke a shit nothing new on the chive
Can't put what I want on Google doc
The steam from my plate is obscuring my food photography
I finished watching psycho-pass there isn't a second season
i got 99 problems and nottingham is every one!
Sees dumb post on facebook can't downvote it
Didn't like my Profil Pic Update on FB Want to change back
TRIED TO ORDER PLAIN CRUST AT DOMINOES only garlic crust was available
let's eat
The amounts on my checks are too big for quickdeposit
FINALLY LOST SOME WEIGHT NOW MY RINGS KEEP FALLING OFF MY FINGERS
couldn't take a nap because i had to go to the restaurant
my daughter has disabled the metro screen but not edgeaction(tm)
AbC Family HD doesnt work Have to watch pll on the regular channel
I ignored a picture on facebook So I'm going to hell
Redbox is broken
I dont wanna work for a higher education and a better life as a result
It should have been me!
I purified my espresso water but not my tea water now my dirty chai is actually dirty
so much weed to smoke but no one close enough to smoke it with
I Hate jayger that is all
my phone's battery life is so long
My Mercedes is in the shop Now I have to drive my three-year-old Lexus
a9laaan.. 3adii
My iPhone is dying And I just Left for a road trip
I wanted to study for a test Downloaded dwarf fortress and now I don't even know wat day it is
i want to suicide in aram without giving a kill but i have too much armor to tank turrets and they killed me when they respawned
THEY KILLED MY FAVORITE ROBIN
too many matches not enough tinder
twitchtvfaces.com is down and I haven't memorized any of the text for my favorited faces
Read first world problem meme offended
Those poor children in Africa They don't have cellphones
Why can't the washing machine dry the clothes
Hardest part of the day: trying not to pick off my nail polish
smoke weed with friends have to give them my last food
How can I keep up with the joneses when i am so busy being a ceo for a fortune 500 company?
Facebook location AlWays wRong
My Tamagotchi  died.
Nothing new on 9gag Because already browsed through 'trending''
i have to solo queue because everyone is busy with 2007 scape
SChool
I FINALLY FOUND A SOURCE THAT EXPLAINS THE CHEMICAL FORMULA FOR MY SCIENCE ESSAY BUT IT'S AN UNRELIABLE SOURCE
Snow in Arizona you say? It snows every year in Arizona...
Won the heisman trophy Can't go out in public without being recognized
lost cell phone what time is it?
GIRLFRIEND IS COMING pLANNING TO WATCH MENTALIST
what if i told you omsi 2 is going to be released in 4th quater of 2013?
no sale on etsy in over a week
i don't want to go there I always get to full
CM Punk Lost his title to an elbow!
I DID SOMETHING WRONG NOW I HAVE RIGHTS
Tells deepest and darkest secrets to best friend Best friend is UMAdbro problemnoob
Tries to fart Underware ruined
Do NOT UNDERSTAND  WHY BURST MAGES DEAL BURST
Gave son $700 computer for christmas cant afford reasonable internet
EK CHELER SHATHE KOTHA BOLSILAM TAI AMAR BF AMAKE CHAIRA CHOILA GESEY!
Black history month
I want to watch my downloaded movie But I wont be able to listen to music anymore
It's Sunday No WOD Today
PREPAID FOR GAS that last 50 cents felt like 5 hrs in the cold.
i cant post any texas state confessions about my roommates because my roommates read texas state confessions
went to Ministry of sound now no club is good enough..
Has Weed But No Where to Smoke it
i forgot to buy canned cat food so they only had kibble for breakfast
I cant find a job for my work-study that the government gives me for free
My iphone is locked for one minute
Dopiero co wszedłem na serwer Zmiana mapy
I need to go to the toilette but my smartphone is still charging
I hate when my i-robot wanders off and i have to look for it all over the house
refund got offset now i can't pay my rent
Can't scratch my back Because i'm too jacked
I want to make Juice It's so annoying to clean the juicer after
has Better reception in the basement than out in the open
was sick of cooking will have dinner with parents
this meme is on demigod tier and lame tier
made pancakes first one is too big and soggy
Dam miguel u so ugly u got me cryin
Got so drunk that i had to miss the party
My character has too much cp I don't know what I'm suppose to do with it
Found a weapon i dont need no other weapon to craft it with
wanted to party all night long clubs close at 2am
I want to listen to music but I'm composing
when she cries you know she loves you
WANTS TO SLEEP ON TOP BUNK POWER CORD TOO SHORT
I didn't get a hawk compliment
Needed a paper towel Pulled 2 off the roll by accident
THE  INTERNET PROLIFERATING AGORAPHIBIA SINCE 1995
wakes up extra early for zero period still gets there late
Voice search unavailable  Try again later
missed out on promotion so  daddy bought me a new car
bought a new shiny phone can't open it because someone needs to do the needful
I've got the monchis and I only have special brownies
My water bottles didn't fully defrost on the ride to work
That feel when You find out Katie's your head clerk
Watched Matrix in german no 'What if i told you'
i wanna watch a movie but then i cant listen to music
had the right trivia answer wagered zero points
We're running out of creative ways to hit people in the balls
My hard drive is to slow for my super fast internet
my lumia 920 is not shipped have to use my iphone
Can't go to mass harlem shake event it clashes with gym session
TOO MANY SONGS ON MY IPOD i dont know what to listen to
My Speakers at home are so good it ruined listening to music anywhere else
yolo is like carpe diem for idiots
Went to get my wallet and my online items were sold out
My macbook pro Isnt powerful enough to handle footage from my new gopro hero3
My iphone 4 broke  and now i have to spend money to by an iphone 5
I have an ipod It won't support all the apps I want to buy
i forgot my bose quiet comfort Headphones I can't fall asleep on the train to work
tomorrow is wednesday forgot about media presentations
has to do a research paper on a person in one night person not on wikipedia
i have on booty shorts no one has tried to get with me
has to do homework is stuck watching ellen videos
Rubber band too tight for three loops Too loose for two
work on computer all day stymied by stapler
obama's economy is so bad they closed the starbucks across the street from starbucks
Obama's economy is so bad... Dollar Stores now have signs that say
Obama's economy is so bad... Politicians are offering layaway plans for bribes
obama's economy is so bad... George Bailey finally accepted the job working for Mr. Potter
Obama's economy is so bad... Lesbians are wearing flannel shirts — to keep warm
snacked too much before dinner time and not hungry yet and they're making my favorite dish
First world problems you don't hAve them
pingin punya imadeface apa daya ga ada yang cocok
CANT GET A GRANT FOR COLLEGE BECAUSE MY PARENTS EARN TOO MUCH MONEY
kasur gw terlalu nyaman jadi males bangun
Can't talk to person on many electronic devices can't understand the emoticons :'(
pressed the end key instead of page down
so many emails i can't work like this
Can only withdraw hundreds Per DAY
Got Blue Ray player must uprade 500+ DVD Library
can't keep sTock on shelf in the gun store that I run
Discovered a way to create memes can't come up with any captions
my slaking is loafing around
Watch someone broadcast for an hour Get voted off next for not being them
Just bought mac Virus.
posted stuff on her wall tells me to stop posting
cAn't use flasH on my new mac
PEople Send me FB Game Requests I have to click extra buttons to ignore them
The new Kleenex I Bought Isn't as soft as the toilet paper ive been using
i broke up with him and gave him all his stuff back.. can't give him back the herpes
orders pizza online only eight toppings to choose from
It's too late to take dayquil but it's too early to take nyquil
i colored the page with markers but now i want to color the picture on the other side
Got new clothes Now I don't have enough room for all of them
Bought like 50 Goyo guardians Thanks satoshi katO.
broke up with boyfriend i bet he's digging my grave
my silk sheets are so noisy i cant sleep
Found a shoe i loved none my size
My iPhone weather app was wrong Now I have to carry my coat all day
Went to Tim horton's visa not accepted
went onto memegenerator took 3 minutes to load
Made Bacon and eggs ate the bacon before the eggs were done
the recipe calls for 2 eggs only have one
I use hover zoom so i never have to click on links it doesn't turn the links purple so i have to scroll through blue links that ive already seen
I think coca-cola tastes better after meals but i'm not hungry now
LAs muJeRes estan Todas locas y Los hombres son toDos Est&#218;pidos  Y La principal raz&#243;n por la qUe las muJeRes estan  locas es porque Los HOMbres son est&#218;piOS   WhaT Cupid ?
i HAVE SO MANY CREDIT CARDS i CAN'T REMEMBER THE CODE OF ALL OF THEM
My cat hates me he allways hides in the wardrobe when i come home
MY CEREAL DID NOT COME WITH A TOY
amazing food brought to brown bag on a diet so i can't eat it all
batman uses his emp gun turns off husband's life support machine
When doe I tell her  Grumpy cat isn't cute
90's software installs so fast
POWER PC not supported
house marathon seen them all
started a harlem shake nobody  else joined in
Mein Boss will so schnell meinen vertrag verl&#228;ngern dass ich noch gar nicht weiss was ich fordern soll
keine Karten f&#252;r die tomorrowland 2013 bekommen ...
I clicked a link on facebook Now I have to scroll all the way back down.
fresh can of butter for my toast can't believe it's not margarine
Wants to describe something Only word that comes to mind: Awesome
no mlp episode mfw
sends friend really long  text no autocorrect
Thinks a meme war is fun never been wrong
Meet guy on dating site complains to you about his crush
Grupa 30 os&#243;b  Eru nie działa ...
Robes are combursome
I cant park in my driveway because my JET SKIS and boats are parked there
TOO USED TO TYPE ON MACBOOK CAN'T TYPE ON REGULAR PC anymore
made bank deposit during lunch then got a bonus No i have to go back to the bank
I wast asked if i would like fries with that
Router signal too strong
My room speakers are so good that my hifi car speakers sound like shit
wants to sing to a song on the radio forgot the words
pre-ordered  aliens colonial marines
Signed up for a week of hedonism on a boat Lived like the lower classes for a week instead
Valentines candy box lid on backwards I wanted cherry but got caramel
Has tuition paid and a salary alone on valentine's day
knows so many words cant decide which to use
My beautiful fiance is cooking me a Valentines feast its my turn to load the dishwasher
want to listen to music lYing down in your bed Headphones are too big
Celebrates diversity insists that everyone is equal
It's valentines day But i can't go out because it's my brothers birthday
there was no hair in my soup I will have to pay now
on a come down no tea bags
I don't remember the details of the book Because i watched the movie
People using my wireless Lag while playing multiplayer games
can&#180;t deside if I want  the Iphone 4s or 5
gave boyfriend valentine's day bj got nothing.
my computer doesn't support three displays
got 15 valentine's cards which one do i open first?
open 50 tabs at one time must read each individually
I have to water my garden it's raining
I LEFT MY VIBRATOR AT HOME NOW I HAVE TO USE MY HANDS
i'm afraid to get bellyache next morning 'cause of smoking weed and eating too much
My WI-FI Stopped working now i have to get up and go fix it
Name a movie that has letters in the title... ...it's harder than you think!
Cousin Dies Misses Him
have to get out of bed and get dressed TO PAY THE GARDENER
got admin role doesn't know what to do next
I CAN'T BE EDGY & NON-CONFORMIST EVERYONE ALREADY POSTED ANTI V-DAY SENTIMENTS
i Pour my Cerial assuming that i already have milk
Valentine'S Day Microeconomics exam
Too mUCH FOOD IN THE FRIDGE CAN&#180;T CHOOSE WHAT TO EAT
HAND IS BIGGER THAN FACE HAS cancer
You like her
I connected to the server tab completion doesn't work
MY PC is so fast i can't read loading screen tooltipps
My girlfriend is so hot i cant cuddle with her without getting a boner
My teammate called me butthurt so i left the game and cried in a corner
gets tickets for man United  tyre blows on the m6
i am out of sweet vermouth no manhattans tonight
I tried watching the state of the union address but it was too boring
CNY - my married friends no give ang baos why like dat?
He said he was taking me out on a date he took me to an evo meet
I had voting sex with 0 My guilt is healed
fan on-too cold fan off-too hot
Pulls out phone to check time forgets what the time was
I aint Got it
I want to complain about not having material possessions  But I have too many material possessions.
Pope quits Still doesn't know where her kids are...
Cant listen music in vevo because bieber shows up
RECEIVED TOO MANY RED ENVELOPES FOR CNY   NOW MY WALLET WONT CLOSE PROPERLY
Sasquatch sold out in an hour? now i gotta go to lollapoloza
i got laid last night but actually work at it
Bertolli made the picture on the bag look so good Until I actually prepared and ate it
My ENTIRE TEAM DIED IN LEAGUE OF LEGENDS
Batteries in Remote are empty Have to watch bullshit on tv
my internet is too fast and i have lot of disk space I Don't know what to download
I want steak for lunch but i have to defrost it first
On Time is too late...
Says yolo DiEs
I bought too many groceries and they wont fit in my fridge so now I have to go all the way down stairs and put some in my other fridge
Rodney Williams out with shoulder injury
Start doing squats ass too tight for shorts now
makes 4k ap no onehits on creeps
that moment when you found out you forgot to do your homework  WHILE HAVING NADIA.
I think... I'm becoming a hipster
Can't decide on a spouse In fire emblem awakening
I have to give up coffee for 2 weeks
I'm so full I can only eat one dessert
Not even my cousin cares about our conversation
i have to wait another month  for the next maid sama chapter
Built $1200 Gaming desktop Put Windows 8 on it
Buy 3ds kid icarus lose stylus
New laptop is not heating up Cold hands
my new house is too big so i have no wifi-connection in the bathroom
S&#245;bral l&#228;ks arvuti perse.. No counter-strike anymore..
he was supposed to pull out now it burns when i pee
Download PSP THEME ON PSP BROWSER THE THEME WAS PACKED IN ZIP FILE
to much snow to drive to Moe's how am i supposed to watch the new EPISODE of spartacus
cHarged five pounds only has 20 pound notes in wallet
i want to wash my car but it keeps raining
MIX SUGAR IN COFFEE HAD TO USE STRAW BECAUSE THEY WERE OUT OF STIR STICKS
STORM FLIPPED A BREAKER HAD TO RESET MICROWAVE CLOCK
Everyone on the Internet already has catrine demew Why does god hate me?
Dave grohl DOES ama Sleep
I have all these games And nothing looks fun to play
I HAVE A FOUR YEAR OLD - MY ARGUEMENT IS INVALID! WAIT... NO... YOUR ARGUMENT - YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID.
GOT A GREAT iDEA FOR A MEME tOO lAZY TO MAKE IT.
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was my turn to take a hit gets skipped
i saw all these pictures on reddit two weeks ago
I can't believe I slept with you. I thought you were a pilot
Burnt my tongue on coffee this coffee voted for obama
ANother RUBY VULNERABILITY!?!? AND I HAVE TO KEEP ALL THE RUN USERS SAFE
TOLD COP I WAS LATE FOR WORK NOW HE'S SHOOTING PEOPLE
Noooooo!!! I've Upset BG NATION! their onslaught of poor grammar is imminent!
i only got to eat 4 paczki today because the bakery ran out while i was there
wE ARE SELLING seo? i JUST NOW GET DEXKNOWS!
Gets up And gets Oreos No milk
downloaded more than 20 games into my ipad folders only hold 20 apps
iphone froze for 2 seconds died of boredom
one node is not enough two nodes is too much
I'm pregnant with the child of bill gates
too many electrical devices can't charge them all at once
Almost finished eating Wild Humppila appears
mom wakes me up tells me to wake up early tommorow
those bastards at the post office now i won't get my junk mail or sales fliers on saturday.....
I drank a 64oz soda during the previews now I have to pee
I gave him head to keep him with me. Now I have herpes
I'm a stripper and a gold-digger Why can't I find a good man?
Cinnamon roll k cup in the wrong box Have to make another free cup of coffee
egy bar&#225;tom hungarommet posztolt a falamra s erről csin&#225;ltam egy mmet
I just want to wake up and see a blue portal... anywhere
Listed with Peter vigano 3 months later still Not solD
When i find out  my cereal has gelatin
So your saying shes not going to college 'Yep!'
How would I express myself Without memes
just bought new swag still treated like an idiot
The pharmaceutical companies havent cured a disease since the 80's. they keep creating medicine that only relive the symptoms so they can make more money...
humped on the third date about damn time
looking for a meme for the meme war couldnt find one
Ordered Pizza they forgot extra cheese
free venue forgot our reservation now we have to loiter elsewhere
Had to wait 20 minutes for my iphone to update to ios 6.1
Has a First Name called by last name
RAN king's game afk while i watched netflix & ate lunch all i got was four supremes
heard a delivery truck wasn't my scentsy order
eating cherry tomatoes squirting out of my mouth all over the place
Team fight in lol Disconnect
Apartment is too far from ihop can't get free pancakes
Uses all holiday time on wedding SOAD get announced for Reading
HAS 1500 FOLLOWERS nONE OF THEM RETWEET
Why did I think I could buy just one game on Steam
afk'd king's game while i watched netflix and ate lunch all i got was four supremes
finally get snow on the roads salt and plow trucks are too good at their jobs
Andrea said I could choose any teacup i wanted but then she make me get in the red one.
Get's on facebook dreads future generations
i have a math test tommorow facebook is too distracting
poor a bowl of cereal no milk
i over paid my bill they gave me a credit
xbox live ran out.. now i have to watch netflix on my ipad.
i`m not crying  i`m just saying
My homework this weekend is to watch the super bowl
i am overeducated to do the job i love
wants cup of tea husband not home for ages
Accidentally seeded pirated mp3s I downloaded last night Had to pay $20 in data overage charges on internet bill.
Beyonc announces world tour isn't coming to vancouver
he told me he`ll call me  but never did
The Postal Service is Playing Barclays? I won't be able to see jenny lewis' boobs
im not crying im just saying
Har lyst p&#229; mat  alt er stengt
I HAVE LESS TIME TO DO MY ASSIGNMENT BECAUSE I'M GOING ON VACATION
Why i always forget things? and my friend has such great memory
THERE'S SO MUCH MONEY IN MY WALLET I CAN'T SIT DOWN WITH IT IN MY POCKET WITHOUT HURTING MY BUM
My 1000 sq ft apartment Can't hold all the food I just bought
MY HUSBAND RETIRED AND BOUGHT A BOAT ALL WE DO IS SAIL BACK AND FORTH TO THE BAHAMAS
Need to buy groceries Car and driveway buried in snow
stuffed myself with a great lunch girlfriend calls to see if i want to meet up for a more delicious option
Just ate the last chocolate Santa Have to wait til next christmas
ran out of milk before chocolate cookies
No sleep during the week because of classes and work can't sleep on the weekend due to excessive partying
Today i saw a car it wasn't mine
i have so many friends so many birthday wishes to say thank you to
I have too much food i the fridge so now there is no room for beer
Finger in bandage Macbook pro trackpad hard to use
My macbook air is so thin it's cutting into my arm
studied hard too many options after graduation
My brother is so cool i just dont know what to do
i want Ariαnα Grαnde but she dont even know i exist
i Drank lots of coffee/ energy drinks to stay up and do sketches now i cant do them because my hands are too shaky
Checks Craigslist for pins All links purple
came home happy husband drunk
New Iphone Not Butane lighter proof
Other girls get sexually harassed at work why not me?
no likes or comments on facebook status low self worth
why did you say those things with such malice?
I HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS THAT THEY CALL ME ALL THE TIME
today's my birthday just realized that doesn't mean it's my cakeday
makes meme on meme generator.net where's my meme
Get Money from school for taking your classmates to it by car Can't ride my Motobike
starbucks was open... the milk steamer was down
Listen to crap music on soundcloud shared on facebook
Drilldo batteries are charging can't masteurbate for 20 mins
I want TO CHECK TWITTER TO SEE HOW ANGRY PIERS MORGAN IS ABOUT ARSENAL LOSING BUT SOCIAL MEDIA sITES AT MY PRIVATE BOARDING SCHOOL ARE BLOCKED DURING PREP
why do I have to pin now
bought a new ipad 3 everybody calls it an ipad mini
i am overly attracted to  british men
I learned dances with MCDC BUt I have no where to do them
One of my favorite clopfics updated roommate is in for the night
wanted to watch one episode of sons of anarchy on netflix now its 4am
Trying to study... To many celebrities to stalk
HOTKINKYJO SOON !
made a meme friend doesn't like it!
WASHED LAUNDRY Locked in a BrOKEN WASHER
a/c in my car broke and i'm all sweaty now i have to take a hot bubblebath
Forgot vegan nomnoms now i have to buy my lunch
Went to the water park today Got there and they closed because of a rain storm
CAN'T WAIT UNTIL NEW IPHONE RELEASES
wore white jeans came on my period....
Have to put down my iPad to watch foreign filMs... Or I'll miss the subtitles
I can't take it anymore another bag of rice fell down
My phone is dying   and choir dosnt end for another hour! Worst life ever
food is too hot to eat too hungry to wait
Why can't Taylor Swift Find love?
He Changed his status to single. i don't wanna live anymore.
fox news got rid of sarah palin she said she is going to keep talking
My phone's front facing camera's resolution is too low to be an effective mirror
So we have 2 great kids that sleep really well most nights  BUT WHEN THEY DON'T WHY IS IT ALWAYS WHEN I'M UP EARLY FOR SWIMMING
Opened the fridge and then closed it then i remembered i what i wanted
Try to inject error into code Error handling too good
Not enough room next to my 42' tv have to set wii on top of ps3
was reading tweets They were made up of all hashtags
I wish my boyfriend... loved me as much as he loves the gym
i can't make a grilled cheese in france the cheese is too gourmet
when you see language errors in your language proficiency book
My hamburger is so big that I cant fit it into my mouth
Went out shooting like a champ ran out of bullets in five minutes
Eats Pita Chips Crunching Too  Loud TO Hear Netflix on Laptop
Eats Pita Chips Crunching Too Loud to Hear Netflix on Laptop
posts pics on facebook freaks out when people comment
I hate shopping I buy so many shoes and clothes that eventually they're too heavy to get them home by myself
BITCHES BE LIKE BELIBER SINCE 07!!!
cant find any pizza goldfish
Chipotle is closed? What is my life?!
FIrst Week of school has pens
i farted... in front of my crush
i can't decide whether i should sleep or eat
back in germany Most of the videos on youtube are not available
Did a poo at work the toilet paper was finished
bought a new laptop with windows 8 realize theres no start button
wanted a reward forgot my loyalty card
MY HOUSE IS SO WARM iT'S dRIVING ME CRAZY
tHe sex is so good we just want to sleep for the rest of the day
I'm suuuper thirsty but we only have pop
Install Sim City 5 within minutes of recieving the beta weekend invite Servers are down
Want it to be busy so time goes faster don't want to serve people
wanted to watch youtube end up watching advertisments
my subject matters are so complex i cant google it anymore
It's Burns night Can't think of anything  scottish to do
Set the curve in the class Everyone Hates me now
Chemistry isnt required now but.. I've already taken it
Got the large keurig takes too long to heat up
BANK Won't approve loan because i spend all my money on pointless shit
i said i have to go on fb now i cant post any pictures or statutes
WANTED TO GO TO THE GYM TODAY BODY IS STILL SORE
Told Weston to drink bleach He didn't listen
I have so many things in my house that i hardly find what i&#180;m looking for
Free Education My Brain is almost full
My heated mattress pad warms my body at night also warms the other side of my pillow
Turn computer off instead of sleep mode have to wait for it to boot back up
WIFI ON MY FLIGHT SLOWER THAN SPRINT 3g
When you can't differentiate lose from loose...
Nooooo DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO FINISH MY MEME...
My husband forgot to add egg yolks to my breakfast smoothie
My Mayan ruin tour was cancelled now i have to find something else to do while my cruise is in port at cozumel
Buys usb 3.0 HDD pc ONLY HAS usb 2.0
Has to pee But netfLix has no commercials
I can't stop eating.
Got out of bed for class Class dismissed
Couldn't vote for gangnam style in the hottest hundred
THE ALBUM HAS A HIDDEN TRACK HAve to listen to a few minutes of silence
Favourite sushi doesn&#180;t appear  so i have to eat noodles or else
can't chOose between flying option & airline/airport option
Anyone else feel the same way?   I'm scared of falling in love..and being attached. I have fallen in love before..but I couldn't date..so I was forced to move on. I never/rarely get jealous though.. I learned to feel happy for people..
I was declined by #tennisballs
studied for finals still failed
WantS to change profile pic File is too large
Winter has come and i forgot to brace myself
Just got a new job Snow outside
I hate the rangers so much  But Henrik Lunqvist is my starting goalie
Bag of weed No lighter
Dentistry.
bought new hd tv too big to fit in my car
asked mom for air jordans got diadoras
Late for Mass because the alarm didn't go off forgets Chapel Veil
i want to pee  but i don't want to get up at 3 AM
Goes into garage in the morning dammit! still own a kia soul!
Failed my pt test with a 295...
I PLAY TOO MANY GAMES AT THE SAME TIME so i confuse game's controls
Writes on dry erase calendar uses a sharpie by mistake
DONT KNOW WHETHER TO POST A STATUS ON FACEBOOK  OR TWITTER.
Shiny voltorb used self destruct
Hana used horseradish instead of ranch ON MY WYCKOFF HANGOVER.
SO many white people
didn't eat last whopper no one believes me
WALKINg to the car from the grocery store bags were not doubled
Logged on to orangemane to talk football clicked on this thread
opened package from mail packing peanuts
they're finally single but not interested in me
4 RP away from new skin but I can't draw
CHUTTIAN KHATAM
It's been three days since my last amazon delivery
nothing in the fridge had to order a pizza
I'm avoiding my mom but she's always in the kitchen
i just bought beats but it hurts when it presses against my piercing
I'm fat
Deleted most of my Facebook friends Nobody to like my posts
i have so much money but i feel really bad about using it
I don't have the next doctor who episode right at my fingertips
Just bought an LG-84in 4K tv for $14
finally gets inspired admin panel stops working
Want to be the first to complain about this repost but many people around might think that i’ve no life at all
I listened to the dubstep remix of my favorite song Now I don't know if I prefer the dubstep or the original version better
banjir end hujan begin
Filmed video in 1080p Taking forever to upload onto the internet
bought a New television and home theater system too high tech for me to understand
i want to take my wife on a cruise for spring break but our kids are spoiled brats and will ruin it
buys a macbook for school use Metal is too cold during the winter
Switched back to PC after using a mac for a week screen is too big
Bought poland springs water instead of fiji world is shattered
drank dom instead of cris in a world of hurt
waved her rollie in the air saw a nicer rollie than hers
I put my daughter in a pageant and she lost to honey boo boo
ITS PURPLE FRIDAY TOMMORROW. i WORE MY ONLY RAVENS SHIRT LAST WEEK.
don't know what to ask for my birthday already got everything
I want to go to the gym but my smartphone battery is too low to play music
Goes and gets lube changed.... taco card gets stolen
my friend keeps sending me funny things And now my sides hurt
Takes IB Geography HL Is expected to find an answer to all of humanity's most deeply rooted problems on the final exam
Purse has too much money in it isnt comfortable to sit on
I agree there's too much in the fridge
i thought i could use it just once i was wrong
Wanted to buy a booz with world attraction the effel tower is already  boozmastered
really want to buy a online game has no credit card
can't afford to break contract to get new galaxy s 3 have to keep iphone
CAN'T LISTEN TO MUSIC BECAUSE LEFT ITOUCH IN CAR AND IPHONE 4S ONLY HAS 16 GB
My gardener's leaf blower  is drowning out my macbook speakers
wanted a grande latte could only find a road ranger
Worked out upper body today... Legs are sore.
Started a new diet gained even more weight
too many minions can't cs properly
Got a raise at the office today it put me in the next tax bracket
I finished my drink far away from the recycle bin
Need to take a shit my phone battery is at 5%
WAITING FOR THE NEXT BBC SHERLOCK I CAN'T. IT'S TOO HARD.
to pro for the noobs to noob for the pros
Front row concert tickets not on the aisle
Hundrets of hd movies on the university's Server  Not Enough space on my  external hdd
The bandwidth at work is so bad I have to watch netflix in standard Definition
dropped my laptop off to be fixed realized i left images of me blowing my boyfriend on there
when my mom tells me to take the white bmw i don't know which one she's talking about
Accedentily lost page while browsing reddit have to scroll through all of my previously seen links
Looking for work Getting Too many phone calls
Just finished lunch forgot to check in
Lives in Southern California It's less than 72 degrees out
Just remembered I have school tommarow
just got some new clothes have a cigarette burn in it after wearing it one time
girlfriend checks my facebook hope she will not find secrets
MY BURGER IS TO BIG FOR ME TO BITE
I have so much clothes I cant get my drawers open after i get them closed
WAITS HOURS FOR PARENTS TO FINISH COOKING. iTS TOO HOT TO EAT
I got brand new Appliances have to do dishes by hand for a couple weeks until they arrive
I want to go out drinking with friends But I ate too much at the seafood buffet and am too full to drink
my hands are kind of sticky from jerking off while eating a doughnut
I want to watch a movie with subtitles but i am too drunk and stoned to read quickly
I want to shave but i have no reason to over the weekend.
Wolfanggundam uploaded a new video first world problems
my router speed only maxes out at 56MBPS my comcast modem without router gets 80mbps
i'm on a conference call and i dont have a headset now i have to hold the phone to my ear the entire call
CHOPS UP THE LAST GRAM DROPS THE MIXBOWL
I can't fit the beer I just bought in my refrigerator because my fridge is already full of beer
i have to limit my downloading speed to 6MBPS or my 4yo computer freezes
going on holidays for 6 months+ have to say bye to friends
Wanted 12 inch hot Dog at the movies Only had 6 inch left
thomas feels attracted to carmina.
have lots of this exquisit japanese peanuts still hungry but got tired of chewing them
Excited to eat ice-cream when home Only two mouthfuls left
Unlocked new weapons from far cry 3 that i want i can only carry four
wanted to pass the ball on nba 2k13 accidentally pressed the shoot button
gets Starbucks card only 15 bucks
sISTER USED MEME INCORRECT USE OF MEME
MY LUNCH GOT COLD WHILE I WAS POSTING A PHOTO OF IT ON INSTAGRAM
TOO MUCH GROCIERIES NOW NEED TO MAKE A DOUBLE TRIP
people think i'm just 'not applying myself' when i'm actually just stupid
Went for a run left Chapstick in Car
my slices of bread are too big to fit in the toaster
Having one 24 inch monitor cant play a game and watch a video at the same time
Bought chips Bag was too loud
Going to sleep Forgot headset at work
had mri for shoulder found out i was adopted
I'm so thirsty But I just brushed my teeth and the water feels really cold.
completes stealth game get ranked as an elephant
want to post a really nice post but someone already done it
i want to watch netflix tonight none of my apple products are charged
i stayed up all night i have school in an hour
finally got that vacation i wanted nothing to do
have to do laundry once a week
Arrived at the office Nerf Missing
the tassimo dispenses coffee at the perfect temperature but then it cools down too fast
I never insert the plug correctly into the wall on the first try
Tries to talk to aj kicks me out of group
Its a sad day when you notice that your black jeans are fading
CAN'T BLAST SUBWOOFER BECAUSE ROOMMATE SLEEPS DURING THE DAY
It's winter and my house is too hot
21TH CENTURY  SCHOOL STILL EXISTS
belly hurts from so much water but i'm still thirsty
wants to play pokemon x y owns a dsi
Thinks class ends at 9:20 Actually ends at 9:50
I thought he loved me
Wanted to play xbox during my computer load screens  but my cumputer is too fast
every single month
didnt read the toilet paper packaging until i got home it's 1-ply
I downLOADED TUNAGE NO ONE IN MY AREA HAS IT
Pokemon 3D isn't finished Pokemon x & Y
Started lifting weights now i have CALLUSES on my hands
何???? ?カ?ーカー?カ
HAIR IS TOO SHORT FOR LONG HAIR STYLES TOO LONG FOR MEDIUM HAIR STYLES
se llama tu  mi tristeza tiene nombre
want to watch hulu plus ps3
nak handphone baru 3310
one ramen packet is not enough but two is too much
The only person I ever hit with a green shell Is myself.
I bit into a See's Chocolate and it wasn't my favorite
Blackout in train station no facebook access to share it
too cold for my burberry not cold enough for my goose
40% off moncler bought a parajumpers last week
Psychic Transfusion EP only has  4 songs
I have to change banks Because my old one isn't on my college campus
I keept geeting bloody noses this past week because the elevation changes between the four DIFFERENT MOUNTAINS i was skiing was to great
i really want taco bell but its 10 minutes away
nem tudom hogy a pksgbe vagy a sexklubba menjek
can't enjoy soft serve ice cream anymore saw 2 girls 1 cup
found pizza at the end of the buffet line absolutely no more room on plate
I WANT TO DOWNLOAD A SONG can't get captcha right
FAILED A COURSE
klinelam wstaw z content center
I stole his mana then died because i had no stun
my boyfriend left the toilet seat up
I just bought an iphone last week and the new model just came out today
that moment when your best friend doesn't text you back
Lost my gym swipe card Using it to chop up cocaine
listening to music while working end up crying
can't watch Netflix roommate's watching it on her computer
coffee got cold because I couldn't reach for it without disturbing the cat on my lap
NO EMAILS THIS MEANS I HAVE TO TAKE PHONE CALLS
Working from my bed is so hard on winter my hands are cold and my butt hurts
Upgraded to first class Can't find seat tray
I talk about my girlfriend on reddit But nobody believes I have one
hates the endless
SEE MY BROTHER ADDED MY FATHER IN FB I'M NEXT
I built an awesome gaming pc but i can't play it because i have a life
I ORDERED A BACONATOR THEY FORGOT THE BACON
put bottle top on a sprite can Forgot to open the sprite can first
My iPhone five and iPad are out of battery And I only have one charger
fanboys  first world PROBLEMS
SLipped and fell Friends posted it on YouTube
Bought iphone 4s iphone 5 comes out
my iphone 5 is too big to fit in my pocket
'TELL US A SCARY STORY' ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MIRROR
WANT TO LEARN A PROG METAL SONG DOESN'T HAVE A 7 STRINGS GUITAR
I want to go play in the snow but i'm too warm and lazy on my couch
Won meat raffle tray Freezer is already full of meat
half life 3 still not released
Found awesome new song listened to it untill i hated it
i know my glass has more soda in it but there is too much ice in the way
MY BREAD IS SO BIG IT WON'T FIT IN THE TOASTER
REWATCHED GAME OF THRONES BUT THERE'S STILL 3 MONTHS TIL SEASON 3
i can't dance i just dougie to everything
my laptop won't work so i have to check my facebook onmy phone while it gets fixed
ice cream on sale at the supermarket they don't have the flavor i wanted
My toast cooled so i put it on a plate into the microwave now it's soggy
HEARS BANGING ON THE CEILING OPPA WON'T STOP JUMPING
Simpsons app cRashes On iPhone Must use iPad
I was hired to teach a class this spring Now I have to do the work so I can earn money for a vacation
GAVE VXRONLINE THE TRUTH GOT BANNED FOR TUNER WARS
One Kill Away from Dogs
had to finish document and send it to client by end of day laptop suddenly restarts and takes forever to update windows...
keep on buying burgers at hotdog stands
I heARD MY PHONE IS RINGING BUT I DON'T KNOW WHERE IS IT
i changed the channel to see what else was on forgot what i was watching
WAnt to masturbate girlfriend arrives at my place in an hour
Thinking that there will be time... ...remembers her 30th birthday comming up
Wanted to watch a movie in bed on the ipad wifi signal was too weak
My bathtunb is so big it takes forever to fill
i speaks fluent english
i just wanted a free sample now a lecture on how many calories it has
Can't afford Robin Van Persie in Fantasy Premier League
There is simply not enough Ad Content at memegenerator.net
why cant I just find A good tattoo artist like the girls on tattoo.com
Oh no teemo i wont play lol anymore :S
HAVE NOT BEEN   TO A CON SINCE LAST YEAR
Made an awesome meme cant find it in the newest images
love animated gifs hate that i cant pause them
I have a lot of movies to watch but there's only 24 hours in a day
no matter how hard i tried i could never resist black men
my mom bought soft bristled toothbrushes But I strongly prefer hard bristled toothbrushes
DIDnt have quite enough money to buy everything i want now i have to put 2 things on layaway
just stuffed myself at a buffet now i dont have room for dessert
got given box tickets for sa vs nz at newlands for day 4
phone is out of battery can't update my twitter to say my phone is out of battery
I just wanna go back to bed
The comment section is funnier than the gag itself so I can't stop read them
going to live with my gf can't masturbate anymore
I have to clean the house before the maid gets here i don't want her to think we're slobs
I spend my whole day thinking of a good first world problem But I can't think of one
The letters wore off on my headphones i don't know which one goes in which ear
Fans worship Dean Ambrose But he can't even wrestle
Too many cigars not enough humidor space
I wanted to answer his question But I wasn't logged in
Has too many electronic devices Cannot fall asleep
Trying to Drink some starbucks But burnt the roof of my mouth the night befre
BUt i wanted the black iphone 5
Fedex released my package to someone else no 3d glasses for my tv now
Parents have enough money to retire they wont stop investing and living frugally
he doesn't lift.
my phone died i wont b home for 10 minutes
My pc has been running flawless for 10 years but i can't afford a new
commented on a popular friend's post phone wont stop letting me know my comment is liked
Parents bought me new imac not enough pixels
ran out of stash of starbucks have to use lower-quality office coffee
6d6 on a sneak attack none of the dice match colors
I BOUGHT TOO MANY NICE CLOTHES ON MY INTERNATIONAL HOLIDAY
CAN'T KISS MY CRUSH IN NEW YEARS  BECAUSE I'M IN PASADENA FOR A FREE ROSE BOWL
Resident Evil 6 is disappointing My life sucks﻿
I loVe my husband BuT he never goes down on me anymore
HAVE so clever password Can't tell anybody exactly
Buys album already have all songs on itunes
My pop pop bought me a lexus But it's not as prestigious as a Mercedes-benz
hotel comes with buffet breakfast too lazy to get up because it's too early
Too Many presents Should i open the bmw shaped one or the pony shaped one first?
misclicked unmuted tristin
Has 2k Gold only 1 inventory space left for wards
My house is too big for only one wifi router
someone on an internet forum disagrees with me
I don't even  KnoW Why!
THE FOOD I'M MAKING LOOKED BETTER IN MY HEAD
Heater stopped working Below 60 degrees in Bedroom
wants to learn 'the worst of them' on guitar can't find a tab or anything for the acoustic version
Got an 125 gramm explosive doesn't know what to blow up
bed so comfortable can't decide on sleeping position
Justin bieber will never notice me forever alone
refrigerator full of food nothing to eat
Oh my gaaawd Why did i leave the kitchen
PLease just stop trying to make memes
I hate saying 'Hi' to people and they don't see you and you feel stupid
I asked for Black ops 2 for Christmas But instead i got an iPad 2
Have a ton of gifts coming It takes a week for them to arrive
Becomes DJ Has money problems
i go to the bar everyone is ugly
made great meme too many likes undermining my self loathing
want to heat dinner plates aren't microwave resistant
bought an iphone 5 the porshe is fitted for the older iphones
slept too much last night i can't get no sleep
deciding which fast food to get too many choices
Thought of a funny meme forgot as soon as i login to memegenerator
Gets b on exam For the first time
Have all the cards Don't know which deck to run
I spent my xmas gift cards building a rad new gaming pc that arrives at my job monday. my boss just gave me monday off...paid.
Im so tired from shopping all day
I WANNA PLAY BATTLEFIELD 3  BUT MY FRIENDS WANA HANG OUT WITH ME
thought i wAS SLEePING no i was in class
I'm sick but i have to go shopping because there are good sales
Reception is so bad in the bathroom i finish pooping before my game loads
I Read too many Books Can't Decide on what to buy next
I got $100 worth of gift cards for christmas all to stores I never shop at
my zero key keeps getting stuck All my happy faces keep just coming up as colons
STRESS .. xnk dduk asrama lah ..
Ate too much salad Farts smell like eggs
I asked him to choke me He said he wasn't into that
It was horrible they ran ouT of hot dog buns... They had to use slices of bread.
FINDS A SHINY GEODUDE IT USES SELFDESTRUCT
I dont know wich sock is left or right
Buys used nhl 13 no online pass included
My hands are wet But all the towels are decorative
Only won $200 in my fantasy league instead of $400 my world is about to get that much more difficult
Cant read the hints at the loading screen computer is too fast
Finally have money For Video games Can't buy from the Steam sale because I'm in a Different Country
Loses War In Risk
lives with colin dooley
listens to bad music ads on spotify must buy premium account
My TV is TO BIG FOR THE CAR SO I CAN'T BRING IT ALONG TO FRIENDS
My wrist hurts from holding my iPad in the box Because I didn't like the color of the case I got for Christmas
BETS HER RARE Magic Johnson AUTOGRAPHED BALL ON THE SUNS  JR SMITH HITS THE GAME WINNER
Of course we can Get the moon sand out
still haven't seen hobbit got no movie tickets as christmas present
It's so cold outside My refrigerated root beer taste warm
The free iTunes offers Aren'T  culturally credible enough
I just want to game all day but I have to go on a date
it's devon skaggs last day at chillicothe save-a-lot and i had to call in because the weather is bad
Bids for something on ebay with 2 seconds left someone else bids with 1 second left
Get itunes gift card for christmas but i pirate all my music
The air conditioning is too nice i have to wear a jacket indoors
I can't water my christmas tree there's too many PRESENTS in front of it
Got a new Apple device for Christmas Didn't get the adapter for old connections
I got so many gift cards for christmas they won't all fit in my WALLET
Plays Bioshock accidently presses H
uploaded new picture on facebook no like after 5 minutes... gotta make a new one
i couldn't think of a good gift for justin cannon
Has to sing school song doesn't know the words
Wants cake Finds out the truth
MY dog ate my pot brownies So my mom took my iphone
WORLD ENDS IN 2012 MY YOGURT EXPIRES IN 2013
ShoEs I received for Christmas are the wrong siZe Now I have to Go all the way Down to the store to return tHem
watch merlin
I can't get drunk because i have eaten too much
Got new phone
MY wallet DoEsnt Fit in my pocket  Because of all the gift cards I got For Christmas
Obama was elected what? doesn't everyoneh hate obama?
Family all have iphone 4's can't use their charger with my new iphone 5
Restarts computer keyboard not found
Made incredible looking dinner forgot to instagram it
want to make a new meme but dont know what to write in the title
I ate so much during dinner I don't have room for dessert
Wants to play battlefield 3 Boyfriend won't play with me
trying to watch t.v. can't hear over crunching of food
Loaded the dishwasher  4 dIshes too many
i just got braces yesterday wont be able to enjoy my xmas dinner
got an ipod touch  not enough room for both music and apps
Got to many video games for christmas don't know which to play first
Need to tip valet only have a $10 bill
lets out a fart in the hallway shits pants
Daughter in law served dinner on dishwasher-safe plates But there's perfectly good porcelain in the china cabinet.
iCARLY is over? first world problems
I can't get this I have one of the games in that steam pack
Inked my sketch in photoshop on the background layer
wants to go get food but too busy on 9gag to get up
posted something on the ao someone disagreed
Europe
So many Christmas Shows on I can't decide which one to watch
can't even get ugly chicks to hang out with me
Downloading podcast   It stalls 5 times
Something is on sale on STEAM I already own it
Thought I would ENjoy being back home on the Island There is a Power Outage
I want to take a nap But my kid's been asleep for over an hour
Bought a better camera now my skin defec
I got too many Xmas gifts It'll take forever to open them all
I'm so tired of liking christmas updates
The mayans where wrong... there goes the last certainty in life
takes laptop outside wifi doesnt reach
My co-op  was out of kale chips. then i knew the prophecies were true.
IF I USE FEW LETTERS ON A MEME
I put on my snow clothes Then have to go to the bathroom
wanted to wash the laundry. washing machines were taken.
i can't maintain a wishlist because i have a well paid job and end up buying every game i want
GOT A LARGE MILKSHAKE INSTEAD OF A REGULAR ONE   I DON'T WANT SO MUCH OF IT
I'm too smart to just enjoy and have fun without thinking too much
Thought it was the end of the world didn't buy more toilet paper
the world didn't end i have to pay off my credit cards
World didn't end today now i have to goto work
bought a game on origin went on sale on steam
something in me died
The sun is in my eyes by being reflected off the highrise next to the highrise i work at
Too lazy to install the right font for making a meme have to use memegenerator instead
Ate too much for dinner no room for desert
World didn't end today that means I have to pay all my bills
Blocks WTF?
They gave me Finals The week before christmas vacation
i'm not connected to the college's net they changed the password
I mentally prepared my self for the world to end and it didn't
kata semalam kiamat tapi hari ni hidup lagi
Icloud hasn't backed up in weeks! It's the worst!
you make the beds
12-21 its here
ich dachte die welt geht unter jetzt muss ich weihnachtsgeschenke kaufen
i have to eat all these fruits and vegetables before i can buy more
The Meatballs tastes too much of onions
wanted to make funniest meme ever made a tipo
I need to poo But the cleaning lady is busy
My Friends all Have Ingress I am still playing angry birds
$99 mouse is slightly uncomfrtable have to spend 1.5 seconds ADJUSTING to it each time it's held.
Facebook on blackberry has been down for a couple of hours now i actually have to use my computer
my hotdog fell on the floor 12/21/12 can't come fast enough
EDITS COMMENT STILL WRONG
I used to be funny but i kept using this meme
i'm pregnant and it isn't a food baby
my internet is fast but why it's always sending request
Flying home coach
i feel a little guilty for feeling good about being a gangsta
LISTENED  To dubstep song for 9 min  no drop
Been sick for the past three days misses her bestfriend ella
Clicks next page at memegenerator.net keeps seeing same memes
vuole scrivere uno status su facebook non puo' perche' la home e' intasata da stati sulla fine del mondo.
my husband called and said he'll be flying home tomorrow nite! well who in the hell did i sleep with last nite?
Lives in a country with more guns than people Doesn't feel safer
WORK AT HOMEOFFICE HAVE TO ExPLAIN WHY I CAN'T HAVE LUNCH WITH THE FAMILY
Everyday: drive car 10M to fence
gorazei keanita pou to periptero tze paei esso en eshei kalamaki
Planet fitness is open 24 hours So is Wendy's
I dropped my bag of weed in a pool
SOY LA NUEVA EN EL GUPO CON Q ANORMALES ME HE JUNTADO
how you feel watching dastaan
regular headphones?? but how can I hear static and a dial up modem clearly?
I don't have a Crush So I have noboby to chat with throughout the night
It's GONE THe office panini maker is gone
Want to go party all the time Crap
Wants people to think she's a good mom Has to actually be a Good mom
sO MANY D'S ONLY THREE HOLES - WHITE GIRL PROBLEMS
One in five clementines not actually seedless
I HAVE SO MANY STOCK OPTIONS TO EXERCISE BUT I DON'T HAVE THE CASH FOR THE AMT
Forgot the valet code on my range rover $170 dealers charge
Tries to sleep in at noon interrupted by phone call
I like her boobs but she's out of my league
CAN'T PLAY PS3 AND SMOKE AT THE SAME TIME
Kid gets trolled on facebook expects me to fight him
I PRETEND MY PILLOWS ARE PEOPLE
Having Mc donalds for Lunch Cant taste anything
Employee Order arrived Can't decide whether to player Zombie U or Assassin's Creed 2
My wallet is too bulky because of all the cash Inside
want a new ipad still have my old ipad
finally conquered my fears watched obey the walrus
finally conquered my fears watched obey the walrus
best parking space ever somebody left their cart in it
Truck hit Santa Christmas is cancelled
PHONE NOT CHARGED AT NIGHT NO BEDSIDE POWER PLUG
PHONE NOT CHARGED NO  BEDSIDE POWER PLUG
Finished crackers before dip Don't know what to do with the dip now
world ending 21st? thank god its a work day
can't decide what to order at the restaurant
terribly hungry but can't decide what to order at the restaurant
I'm checking 9gag that often so i only see a few new posts
watched Game of thrones in tv and read the book can't decide which is better
watching video buffering. . .
Has an android TOILET isn't wireless compatible
I don't have a mirror so i have to use my ipad
I cant cover my face in snowstorm because i am carrying all my grocery bags
I cry... When there is a password on wifi
wanna smoke a cig but dont wanna get up
comcast cable box quit working now i have to watch movies on blu ray
All The Dirty Dishes Won'T Fit In the Dishwasher Now I have to hand Wash Them
Before exams 'i've learnt way too little
I have no life
Carrys game as support DOESN'T get honor
Im too full To Eat all the food I ordered
I ate some some citrus fruit Now my water doesn't taste good
The popular kid tell me to get on their level They are 7 prestiges higher
just gone on youtube they've changed it
I picked up a shift at work i forgot its double XP weekend
Dropped my smartphone and broke the screen now I have nothing to entertain me while pooping
Food
Thinks of new caption for this meme sees it's already been posted
Fell in love with a polish I saw in a tutorial old tutorial
My tea is too hot to drink I can't even touch the mug
tHREE DAYS AFTER RELEASE STILL HAVEN'T SEEN tHE hOBBIT
i want to leave my computer on overnight the power light keeps me up
goes on diet  forgot its the of the end of the semester party
i Eat an apple a day my parents don't talk to me
last christmas i gave you my heart but the very next day you threw it away THIS YEAR I'M NOT BEING DUMBBB. I GAVE IT TO NO ONE
wants to watch a video on youtube real bad 'the video is not available in your country'
I don't know what to wear  Because i Have so much clothes
I bought some protein. And the scoop was at the very bottom
the sandwich i bought has miracle whip instead of mayo
Owns a minecraft server.. 'But I'm too anti social to talk..'
Just realized that walking dead and game of thrones Both play at 9 on Sunday
Getting paid to get a graduate degree but the library shelf is stuck
why didn't i just listen to reggie?!?! www.twinmediallc.com
I can't open up new tabs on spotify
i follow you on twitter you unfollow me and use me for the follows
watching tv with friends only one without computer
Carrying my apple iPhone in my pocket Isn't comfortable
Youtube was being slow
my laptop battery's run down i left the charger upstairs
Found first shiny on delugerpg
I have no money because of... CHOCOLATE
I HATE TEEMO SO MUCH
cant stop  writing stupid memes
i dont own any ugly christmas sweaters i only own DESIGNER sweaters
the drugs arent doing what they said they would
but if i don't go out i have to cook
no more toilet paper im going to have to use a sock
I need to pee But I'm wearing a onesie
I need to pee but i'm wearing a onesie
Buys Malaysian ox Weight isn't already in metric units
oh no  blake fry is batting
POSTED CREATIVE ART ABOUT THE NIANTIC PROJECT DIDN'T GET AN #INGRESSINVITE
company is visiting the jacuzzi is full
ashtray full in my second bentley
last repetitive date we will ever see
bought her 29th useless handbag none of them match her shoes
I didn't know whether to vote for the big bang theory  or new girl
haduuuh gue kalah main pinball
internet is out nothing good on tv
Turns out The Singer I Love Is Not as hot as his voice Sounds
my iphone
I don't know what time it is when i play league
my mother made my favourite food so often that i got bored of it
carpal tunnel syndrome from video games
i would really just love it if facebook would stop saying i am in astoria
Playing on pokerstars only bad beats
?ף ?חד ל? מבין ?ת הסטטוס המתוחכ? שרשמתי מקבלת מל? לייקי? בכל ז?ת
Makes Auto Ban Program Bans the enire community
I want to wear my snuggie but then my back will be cold
Has form-fitting car seats can't drive with a hoody comfortably
Making toast
this hotel has a bed and bathroom and tv no wifi
was ready to post on 12/12/12 got distracted by phone call at 12:11pm
Only need a 15 on the final to keep an A still have to show up
opens a 30 pack of gum in class never gets one
Just found out that Santa Claus isnt real
i had everything planned but Store only had blue solo cups
I can Never get link karma because reddit is all I read
You caught your brother masturbating and he caught you too...
I still pick my nose occasionally... But it's just not as satisfying as it used to be...
blackberry red led flashes no new notifications whatsoever
Made 5 memes  noone liked them on facebook
he did not told me  that spanking hurts
I WAS ONE OF THE MOST POPULAR GIRLS IN HIGH SCHOOL now i'm in college and i'm not the center of attention anymore
Facebook is down I need to sign in twitter to post this
No coins to flip Had to play eenie meeny miny mo
Got a free phone from work windows phone 8
I want to call him the n-word But i don't want to get shot
the bus driver drove  past my stop now i have to walk two extra blocks
My Ipod only holds 2500 songs but I have 3200
I ATE SO MUCH I CAN'T DRINK ANYTHING EVEN THOUGH I AM THIRSTY
MY KIDS WANT MY LOVE AND ATTENTION JUST WANT TO TAKE A SHIT IN PEACE
called in sick and slept all day now can't sleep at night
a/C IS SO COLD I NEED A JACKET
looked up somthing on google it was on the second page
TWO TV SHOWS ON AT ONCE  DVR IS FULL
tHE MOVIE TORRENT I FOUND IS A BLU-RAY RIP BUT I DON'T HAVE A BLU-RAY BURNER
Got an a on the final failed the class
My headphones are so good that i notice the quality of my mp3's
STEP OUT OF THE SHOWER
I dont know which game i want to download first from the thq humble bundle
Has to write an Exam @8:30 tomorrow no time for Lotterleben :(
had a nice idea for meme ...already exists
vETTEM EGY FEH&#201;R NADR&#193;GOT &#201;S HAZAFEL&#201; BEFOSTAM
My parents used to let someone else take the credit for the presents they bought me I felt so betrayed when I learned the Truth
facebook doesn't work no Place to complain about it
I Asked for Rt's They Gave me Favs
Finally got used to the bus timetable they changed
My snow tires are too good i have trouble drifting in the snow
Studies for hours still fails
'we're not gonna win guys' wins game anyways.
I'm So smart i don't know what to do instead of learning
Vending machine wON'T ACCEPT MY MONEY
tried to read in bed ipad fell on my face
Send me hate on ask fm?  I am going to break down :'(
Gets hit on by hot Girl already has hot gitlfriend
I have everything already don't know what present to wish for christmas
wants to eat ice cream feeling too cold
sorting four external hard drives LAPTOP ONLY HAS three usb PORTS
Can't get dishonoured working stuck with aom and tumblr
A good song plays when i leave the car
TIMELINE REMOVER DOESN'T WORK ANYMORE have to see all the timelines again
everyones posting snow stuff on 9gag my country is hot as hell
Goudy ran out of forks
When you see a person who likes their own facebook posts
I can't decide if I want to spend my money on tattoos or car parts
boyfriend proposed and gave me a $20
totalled out mercedes bad hair day
bF took me out to a nice restaurant they were out of diet coke
FB friends seem more successful  life is not fair
saw FB friend at the store she did not even look at me
tagged in a FB photo without photoshop
my BF took me to a football game on sunday held up John 3:16 sign
40 below outside
boyfriend popped the question the salad had more karats than the ring
boyfriend took me out for lobster thermadore i'm allergic to shellfish
have a room full of dusty exercise equipment can't use it until the maid cleans it
my husband bought me a new car. now i have to wait for the maid to move my exercise equipment out of the garage
my new baby weighed in at a healthy 12 lbs. i gained a little weight with the pregnancy
my new BF makes less money that my old one sigh
went to florida on vacation forgot sunblock
surfed through 274 cable channels only to find something on ABC and by that time i had missed the first 10 minutes
Lays in bed realizes i have to pee
Students are finally in proper uniform no more fundraising
always ignored
Pizza Box Doesn't fit in the fridge
SUCH A lovely      WEEKEND She just had to ruin it
I want one of those shiny coins but I'm not addicted to anything
woke up to make breakfast but all the dishes are still in the dishwasher
My drinking water is too cold Because my fridge works too well
i didn't pass my pack inspection now i have to wait until the next meeting
$5000 computer  all the ports are on the back
it's the weekend No cox n' crendor in the morning
CLIMATE CHANGE MAKING it TOO WARM IN dECEMBER Now mY BUSiness is too busy & I have to work more
Too much spare change in pocket Forced to buy vente Starbucks
I uploaded a photo album to facebook don't know which one to make my profile picture
I have to pee but the toilet seat is up
free juice sample at walmart    was too tart
burned the popcorn and now the dvd skips
Want to watch nEtflix Don't want to interrupt ffxi 9hr update
my girlfriend is so hot I want to have sex so often I become a pain in the ass
Bought a 13' Retina Favorite Webcomic looks like crap
δεν εχω το laptop μου για να μπω στο internet π?επει να μπω απο το κινητο
WANTED TO GO TO A CONCERT DOUBLE XP WEEKEND IN BATTLEFIELD 3
I already have everything i Can't come up with christmas present wish
I cant figure out  what i want for christmas
Went to the gas station suv too high off the ground
Everyone has black ops 2.. And I need to wait until Christmas
Everyone has black ops 2.. And I need to wait until Christmas
wANT TO FAP TWICE TO SENSITIVE AFTER 'GASM
My house is too big and I don't want to pay for a second internet service
restaurant ran out of champagne for brunch only had two mimosas.
ate laksa now i have a stomachache
Have to buy christmas present for someone they own everything
Lying in my bed Can't see the snowfall
Can't find USB adapter for wall Has to use laptop usb
I REALLY WANT TO EAT BUT MY GUM HASN'T LOST IT'S FLAVOUR
I want to read a book in the train but i have so many friends i meet them everywhere
MY TRUNK IS FULL OF GROCERIES I CAN'T RETRACT THE ROOF OF MY CONVERTIBLE
I own the largest size of travel mug now I have to drink the whole pot of coffee
got into work early coffee hasn't been brewed
He called me ugly So i made a meme <3
Downvoted a post Everyone else Did too and i Keep seeing it While I bRowse
Want to eat cereal milk isn't cold enough yet
I just got new clothes but i have to wait til christmas to have them
want to celebrate end of finals friends went home already
It's 2012 And we still don't have Hover Boards.
I have a black friend can't use lo-fi on instagram
I want to buy christmas Katarina but i already own kitty kat
The public transport in my country is so fast I can't check out the new 9Gag posts on my smartphone
The public transport in my City is so fast  I can't check out the new 9Gag posts on my smartphone
Oh god
MY BMW IS STUCK IN THE SNOW SO I HAVE TO TAKE THE BUS
on the way to a luncheon driver had to stop for gas
my gardener just tried to talk to me
just bought new 3d movie projector a new model came out
bought vip box tickets for nfl game black people did too
got black ipad for birthday wanted white
tried to have sex but gordo is always drunk
Went to student-directed One Acts Not an ace event
Want to take my tv home for the break won't fit in my car
new youtube not user friendly
my computer is not as fast as he used to be
Want to go to party as 'santa bro' wardrobe to affluent
Want to overlvl on ES E pots contain 700e
Accidentally Fell Asleep With Socks On
Ordered a Venti
Someone postet something funny on facebook only a minute ago Now i have to wait 2 hours to like it or i look like a crazy forever alone stalker.
I want some Mc DOnalds Please Mom
SHOWS A FRIend a picture KNOWS ABOUT 9GAG
hears awesome song dont know what its called or who the artist is
Realized ipod isn't charged will be there late
ate at golden corral now standing up feels just like having a monster truck on my stomach
gave two quizzes and a surprise essay I'll never have enough time to grade it all
burnt popcorn in the dorm kitchen now everyone hates me
asked siri for directions to starbucks got directions to dunkin doughnuts
want to text back a hot chick in the middle of a cod match.
wants more money hates work
forgot to close fridge after midnight snack and forgot to close fridge in the morning
the comment on my post received more likes than the post itself
My Bic lighter burn Looks nothing like a smiley face
Bought a NEW game isn't compatable with computer
I forgot to turn the heating off And I've No money!
viva se bach gaye sir sami ne grand quiz le liya
Went tO Starbucks They were out of the syrup I wanted
Did he just say Kolchis? No
lost iphone charger now have to use ipad charger for both
Forgot to brush my teeth
SOO MUCH GOOD FOOD IN THE FRIGE CAN'T DECIDE WHAT TO EAT
I cant decide what to ask from my parents for a birthday present
my face when i see yours
MARIJUANA LEGALIZED STILL CAN BE FIRED IF I TEST POSITIVE
My girlfriend refuses to blow me while i play xbox Because she also enjoys playing
My girlfriend refuses to blow me while i play xbox because she also ejoys playing
JORGE CHEATING MAKES WOMEN CRY
nexus 4 arrived faster than micro sim have to wait to use new smartphone
Wants hIm to understand her feelings Doesn't understand her feelings.
We moved to cambridge  but there is no harvey nicks...
saw channing tatum while driving and yelled 'i love you' windows were up
Kind of thirsty all we have left is dasani
a bug went in my mouth i'm a monster
You mean if i spend all my money on payday i won't get more for 2 weeks?
All the funny memes are already made
Out of 2% have to use soy
buys TOILET paper it doesn't match the wallpaper
WANT TO UPVOTE ARCHIVED
Has a $2000 macbook pro writes on it instead of paper
BYTCHES BE LIKE... BAE JUST LEFT..ALL SMILES OVER HERE...
I've seen a person at my school that I don't talk to at the mall now i think that they think i stalk them
joins imperials all stormcloaks are mean to me
picture is too dark on monitor i dont want to turn up the brightness
preordered this hot new item online
Gets on fifa servers still down
it's only Two WEEKS FOR THE END OF DAYS I'm still undergraduate
PLEASE i beg you internet l3t m3 $l33p
The cleanEr mIxed my clean clotheS With my dirTy ones Now i have to Wash all of them
i have to take a shit i can't find my phone
Sinterklaas totally forgot me this year! no presents for me
So rich can afford any restaurant in town Can't decide which one
Started Blocking Forgot to label my gels
Bought Super glue Forgot to wash hands! :(
Can remember words to japanese songs  that haven't been heard for over 3 years can't remember why i walked into a room
I want nothing for christmas Mom wants to buy me a macbook air
the leather seats in my car are never the right temperature
he evolved my pikachu all i wanted to do is be like ash
working from home all out of coffee
MY Headeach all because of that alchol
my son eats shit
My pc boots up so fast i can&#180;t enjoy my custom boot animation
My graphics card is not good enough to play assassins creed 3 on 3 monitors
that awkward moment when you regret casting an aoe
tint job on my new car is so good i don't have to wear my ray-bans
Played on-line game spent most of my gold by mistake
I want to drink water but its too cold
Successfully Re-Elect Obama Startup Gets acquired for $1.2 Billion
started period white bikini
wanted sushi for lunch they ran out of ahi tuna
Still don't have a  PROFILE PICTURE
go on slender they said it will be fun they said
has first world problems in a third world country
ALLERGIC TO MASS PRODUCED FOOD MUST MAKE IT MYSELF
There's only 3 of us We need friends
new far cry 3 patch no crack yet
Favorite artist came out with a new album Now I have to learn more lyrics
xmas tree is too big cant see all of home cinema
I came FOR STARCRAFT i GOT TWO DUDES CUMMING OVER MTG
Tried to use my vibrator batteries are dead
Wants to change the channel Remote is out of reach
main reasons to keep on living Are oncoming movies
My 50.000 Songs on PC Dont fit on my 64Gb iphone
Gets a penalty on fifa 13 disconnects
To much food to finish but not enough to take home in a box
washed entire body in shower realized it was with shampoo
Finished auditioning two hours ago cast list still not posted
MY HAIR KEEPS STICKING TO MY LIPGLOSS
my mom bought me a brand new sweater but it's out of dress code
My boobs are so big and im so smart
I want to drive my lambourgini But I dont want to fill it with gas
Its so warm outside Cant wear my expensive winter coat
only trying to get C's on tests keep getting a's and a+'s
My ipad doesn't meet expectations
went to stereo no supaturk
Can't find my apple bottom jeans and boots with the fur
bought skittles for class forgot to open them before class
Want a  pc all the have are macs
Want a  pc all the have are macs
Shirt has SMALL STAIN im so ugly
its so warm outside i cant wear my expensive winter coat
Apple earbuds  Tangled AGAIN IN MY PURSE
i post the funniest memes and i get the least likes
I thought i had first world problems but finland is a third world country
Didnt have my Size in Spiderman Footie pj's Had to settle for the sports theme
My smart Phone just died
Can't download game Because the cable doesn't work
Too. Many. Tacos.
when you drink orange juice after you brush your teeth
you have pepsi instead of coke? it's just not the same.
tfw Laurel Halo's never played a show on the west coast and everything is awful
my phone has instagram now is too mainstream
brother used all the hot water have to take a cold shower
feel like going to cinema have seen all movies already
Loves bits n Bites so many pretzels
Posted sumthing on facebook too many comments
I'm hungry  but too tired to make anything
nhl lockout
want a chik-fil-a sandwich on sunday
went out
Have too much money cant figure out what to spend it on
mY SISTER BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK NOW ILL HAVE TO TALK TO HER IN REAL LIFE
Too cold to take of gloves  need to use my touch screen phone
gETS ONLINE TO ROLEPLAY everyoe but one person is online
Finally installed a dishwasher I dont use enough dishes to fill it
REDDIT IS UNDER HEAVY LOAD CAN'T SUBMIT A NEW LINK THAT WILL JUST END UP GETTING IGNORED ANYWAY
i cant tweet emojis cause i have an android
I couldn't build a hexaflexagon
why am i such  a loser
Plays with David get paired with 3 brs
Har kj&#248;pt gamer-mus funker ikke p&#229; mac
I want to play xbox and watch football But I only have one tv and writing an essay on my laptop
I can't finD the perfect typo
CAN'T GO To new years eve party must go skiing
wanted to like justin bieber but my like bar changed on mouseover
It's Monday Tomorrow
i have a birthday near x-mas so i have to get all my presents at once
Bought a Ginormous LCD Now the quality of my media sources bothers me
GF Playing wiiu now I have to play on my 3ds
i have life problems  i will write this on facebook
my smartphone is too big for my skinny jeans
Buys a new wii u controller stops working 6 hours later and tech support is closed
try to post comment everyone dislike it
Obama still wont tell us about benghazi is it 2016 yet?
Queria Sublinhar uma frase do harrison a azul mas usei cor-de-rosa
I am without a car today...  TOTALLY UNEXPECTED :-(
My brain is full of lessons doesn't have a spot for game strat
p.rod: i still can't get over  guy mariano's part in     pretty sweet
plays the latest street fighter game. another faggot person shooter.
Pandora played me nickelback I thought it knew me
MY BRAIN IS FULL OF SCHOOL LESSON DOESN't HAVE A PLACE FOR GAMES STRAT
Called Wicked cake creations to order my wedding cake ....they were already booked
I've got some little debbie donuts But if i eat them now
Gets new company car every 6 months has to change belongings to new car
I NEED TO PEE BUT IT'S TOO COLD
Since I have a Tube Amp At Home I don't like my old Solid State Amp anymore
STAGELIGHT WONT LET ME SELECT MORE THAN 6 PRESETS!
dropped soap waters too cold to pic it back up
asks for 2 weeks space breaks up cos she feels ignored
breaking bad is such a good show and it doesn't have any stunningly beautiful women in the cast
the pregnancy test was negative what? these are tears of joy
I can't WEAR MY POLARIZED SUNGLASSES WHEN i'M USING MY LUMIA 920 AS A GPS
I need to take a shit But i'm on campus
90 minutes set too many tracks to play
i'm stupid
there's free cupcakes at work but i no longer eat sugar
I just did so many sit ups I got a blister on my butt
I removed my A/C since I'm in Canada I forgot about global warming
I'm at work and its raining 'outside' want to be home in bed
GPS KEEPS TALKING OVER MY pandora station
twilight series ends cuts wrists
gets boy friend dumped because elo to low
wanted to share a funny video on FB already shared one some hours ago
No more skittles i can't taste the rainbow
My fiance wants me to move into his billion dollar mansion what am i gonna do?
tap water doesen't heat up fast enough
without asians
my beard became too long now i cant scratch my hand with it
shop too close to go by car have to carry bags home
Wanted to occupy wallstreet ...already occupied.
Too tired to do any work but not sleepy enough to sleep
Check Gym Bag Forgot to wash out shaker
Phone not working can't generate memes
Opened Gym Bag Forgot to wash out shaker
I really have to pee but i just don't want to get up!
I put my guitar strings in the bin but they keep coming back out
memecreator made a top meme finds out he stole mine
When using iPad for reddit I save and Like things that I don't
January Exams
hate my well paying job that is incredibly easy can't quit cause my upscale apartment cost too much
Need to give people christmas present ideas but i already have everything i want
ready to check out server is busy
i have to go to bed to get up at 9 am to go to work but i have to finish the whiskey that i poured myself earlier
I have so much money that i can't close my wallet
DRINK HOT TEA to stop runny nose Have to keep going to the washroom
PARKS IN THE SHADY SPOT IN MORNING GOES TO GET LUNCH
Brought my laptop to class  No wifi
i tried to hit an a minor
All my own work Its too hard
i Can't stop using drugs because i always have enough money to buy them
Forgot to reSt at New bonfire Boned to the depths
the more i think.. the more i don't wanna think and all my bongs are dirty
ordered new ipad accidentally clicked standard shipping
there are duplicate jokes in my penguin packet
my FAVORITE shoes are worn out and i hate my other pair have to go buy new ones
I got rid of all my tall socks now my ankles are cold
Made beer It's still Aging
MISSED OUT ON SO MUCH TURKEY AND PIE THAT i LOST WEIGHT THIS THANKSGIVING
I have to buy a drill  Just so I can put up curtains
Cute guy Doesn't even LIft
sign up for F*CKBOOK Keeps getting put into spam
Converted to Judaism Doesn't know what to do with Christmas decorations
Got promoted today I wont have time for yoga
Chipped my Wii can't decide what game to play
Sits down at desk in morning chair is cold
FRIEND HAS GUM... SHE ATE THE LAST ONE
Why can't there be a  Cyber Tuesday!
didn't change anyone's opinion  with the stupid politcal meme i posted on facebook
Cyber monday's ending and i still don't know what to order
Comments on youtube someone disagrees with me
I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH CASH NOW I HAVE TO GO TO THE BANK TO GET MORE
pOURS CEREAL WITHOUT CEHCKING FOR MILK ....THERE'S NO mILK
my new phone is smarter than me
I accidentally bought cream of potato soup instead of regular potato soup I don't even know what that is or if I like it
microwave busted now i have to boil water for tea
Made a cup of tea Got No Milk
Uses rubber creases paper
I AM OUT OF OFFICE BUT I DON'T HAVE JODIE'S E-MAIL
My friends parents bought them all mercedes. and i'm stuck with this bmw.
I have so many clothes that my dresser won't close
wants to open a bag of cany while watching a horror movie can't
wants to open bag of candy while watching horror movie in the cinema. Can't
watched all Posts on 9gag nothin to do
unsure on what i want for christmas offered a new phone or laptop
WEnt to post to reddit got lost browsing for an hour
Why didn't I Restart the computer
No room for eggs in my fridge because it's full of exclusive beer
CAN'T REMEMBER if PETROL CAP IS ON THE LEFT OR THE RIGHT
I just bought the newest ipod then they came out with a newer one
i haz tea but i no haz cakez
I WANT TO GO TO SLEEP BUT THERE'S FOLDED CLOTHES ON MY BED
I want to charge my iphone  But my iPad is taking up the only charger I have
i wanted a nexus 4 but
Gardner
I want to play Xbox at friends house but i must wait to recover my gamertag
שמו ?ותי בחניון הרחוק
HUJI-Guest כבר ל? מה שהו? היה פע?
carl is  never in the house
Got an iphone 5 doesnt fit in the pocket of my true religion jeans
500 Lines of Code WA I'll never find the bug
I was sexy and i didn't know it
i'm so hungry but my lobster's cooking
Black Friday our general credit is F*CKED ANYWAYS
21.12.2012 koniec świata a ja już kupiłam kalendarz na 2013
I cant believe... they dont have fresh cigarillos here
I think I smelled some cigarette smoke today
I want to buy something online but I'm too lazy to get my card
Going to a friend's house Going home thirsty
@madiemaccarter | Me when i have no wifi please god.. please.. help me THROUGH this..
today was payday now i have to wait another month till i get money again
Tries to Learn new move ClipshiFt
Commercial comes on it's the one for biltmore
This game is too cheap to pass up on steam but i'd rather play it on my ps3
The school gave us free computers but they are macs.
sedih kalo pacar iqbal cjr karena dia belum disunat
I have so much Ghost Ammo I don't have as much time to loot as I'd like.
I don't even know what you are
All my friends are becoming Bronies But I still hate My little pony
Made a typo on my facebook status can repost or i will lose all of the current likes
You played swat without me?!
I have so many game systems I don't have time to play them all
MY MONITOR IS SO BIG i HAVE TO LOOK AROUND TO FIND MY ui sTUFF
Pressed wrong button on vending machine Got a big turk
Just Bought iPad 3  I pad 4 comes out
CAN'T DECIDE WHICH FILTER TO USE
preorders BO2 and gets it before all his friends has no one to play with
I cant walk Straight because  I have two iphones in my pocket
They said the mode was safe I still died
Mates called meeting off now nobody sees how well i'm dressed
he said only the head he put his balls in as well
i have finished chemistry but i still feel like i dont know it
i want to make bacon the smell in the block is so bad i dont want to leave my room
AwesoMe ringtone idea Too lazy to Download app
i can't pick what i want for christmas because i have everything already
Meu arco  muito forte as flechas atravessam o alvo e quebram na parede
Went to two thanksgiving dinners neither had mashed potatoes or corn
Want to shut down the pc but the torrent is so fast now
I OWN too many games STEAM KEEPS HAVING SALES
TOO MANY PEOPLE REMEMBERED YOUR BIRTHDAY THIS YEAR DOESN'T HAVE MUCH TIME TO THANK ALL OF THEM
I want to finish my homework... So I can do more homework
too many nachos not enough cheese
My internet is so new it won't let me show older post on 9gag
Buys 55' TV Doesn't fit in car
one blanket too cold two blankets too hot
that moment when  somebody asks 'what's pokemon?'
Shkova ne vlor harrova me bo status
I want to spend money during black friday but i already have everything i want
posted awesome memes  not many online to see them
complains about men being 'superficial pigs' drools over posts of men with 'sixpacks'
I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS BECAUSE I ALREADY HAVE EVERYTHING I WANT
wants to study for finals food coma from thanksgiving dinner
I have to rate the text of someone who writes worser than a primair schook kid
Cant choose between mcdonalds Or mcdonalds
looks at diary Double english
I wanted to protest on black friday but i wasn't scheduled...
Can't get pregant Pays someone else to carry her child
I ate All the dinDIn
Want to buy chocolate bar can't break $100 bills
pressed copy shortcut instead of copy now i have to right click again to choose copy
Wanted to download movie quickly too many leechers
I'm full  but there's still so much thanks giving food left
i DON'T hAVE eNOUGH MONEY FOR THIS COLLEGE aND mY pARENTS MAKE TO MUCH FOR fINANCIAL aID
wants to masturbate hand is broken
Free pizza & cupcakes But i already brought a lunch
Going to an all you can eat buffet but i'm not hungry
got killed in call of duty
Took a leak burrito isn't done yet
I really want to start wrapping Christmas Presents but i can't decide which color scheme to use for the wrapping paper
bought and ate lunch downstairs there was food in the office
I hate when the waitress gives me a new tea Because then i have to put more sugar in
I have Slow Internet
Got coffee on the way to work wasn't hazelnut
I have class on thanksgiving  Because I'm studying abroad in London
I have cleaning people over my house So I can't lay down on the couch and watch tv because it would be awkward
Too much american food i want malaysian food
Invested on satyam computers  lost all my money
I really don't like sons of anarchy but i can't stop watching it
i want to install a .pkg but now i have to launch multiman first
מגיעה לעבודה במשרד ממשלתי מגלה שה?ינטרנט מנותק לשעתיי?
Google builds your campaign Broad Match only
the game went into overtime my favorite show will have to wait
it's too cold to get out of this cozy bed and turn the heat up
Really Excited for tap tuesday Remembered today was Wednesday
I have to think of a creative request because we have such a great relationship
security settings were reset to factory defaults
Made a playlist of 30 prog songs 8 hours long
ma nafx jekk hux guh jew munchies
Power went out Now my water bed is going to get cold
forgot matching craft beer glasses at home THIS pilsner glass will have to do
There's nothing amusing on facebook my life is empty
downloaded new dexter episode forgot to put it on phone to watch on commute
ordered black ops 2 with nuketown 2025 got trolled
Arriving at christiania i forgot to take out cash...
i missed my friends party because im on a trip to italy
There's nothing amusing on facebook my life is empty
Takes Laces out of shoes cant decide how to put it back
mtv plays no music want to die
I have to go to the bathroom but i'm too lazy to put my clothes on
reserva tu wiiu en todojuegos dec&#237;an les va a llegar primero dec&#237;an
votes for obama loses job
facebook account gets hacked loses all friends
My friends don't understand  How to use the first world problems meMe
MCcdonalds got my order wrong
I have So much clothes That I don't have Enough space
went for a poo one sheet of toilet roll
That moment when Natalie  realize theres no more suzy q's
organic oat cakes may contain traces of gluten
shop out of fresh blueberries only frozen
Have to Listen to other peoples musIc Because tRavelling in supersileNt ICE Train
Im HuNGRY But IM TOO LAZY TOO COOK
''love'' LOVE/HATE ''hate'' Waiting a week for more
My table is too small to put 2 laptop at the same time
Bought E46 M3 SMG pump fails
going to the bahamas Can't take my new kitten with me
This CAN'T be happening. Homemade Chocolate chip cookies at every Holiday gatherment!
I don't know if I should pick the iPhone5 or the samsung galaxy
my new hi-def television makes everything I watch look too real
Accidentally Added sugar To my mocha!
get in shower heats up 30 seconds later
too many clothes in wardrobe can't find skis
imessage is down have to send as text
with prices on coast as they are having to consider further        inland for second home
nitrate free bacon still high in salt
not sure which  is best side in photos
strawberry season over
bought divine rapier gets killed by farm
wants to quote hurts in facebook status nobody will know it's from hurts
I want to read this article so bad but I don't want to share my info
yesterday they gathered all and talked about stuff i wasn't online
Can't go to drags tonight Full tank of petrol
I'm so good in MMA my friends won't let me play with them
Finds funny post and shares it all friends are too stupid to understand it
skin so soft can't stop caressing self
final round blue screen
Im in a group text with my cousins And i missed some
word problem of the day why is wine not allowed in school ?
Laptop run out of charge have to turn it off and on again
Laptop run out of charge have to turn it off and on again
WANTed to watch 007: skyfall only breaking dawn AVAILABLE
PS3
A decade of global political protests Americans don't realize it's bad until they lose their twinkies
DISCOVERS PC GAMING IS SUPERIOR friends still buy games for console
twinkies are gone ding dongs
says she wants to hang out having a girl's night
Eats chicken nuggets forgets bar-b-que sauce
Laptop run out of charge have to turn it off and on again
Laptop run out of charge have to turn it off and on again
Laptop run out of charge have to turn it off and on again
i can't walk down the street without the homeless asking me for change
there's ice on my windshield i have to scrape it to get to my $100
CAN GET STUDENTS FOR PPT OF ALL COMPANIES BUT CANT GIVE Them RECRUITS :P
Fast Foward too far on dvr Now I have to rewind
Has Writer's Block Forced to create Memes instead
First shower after haircut used too much shampoo
Tried to get #ingress invite Failed at making meme
I wanted to read the loading screen tip But it loaded too fast
talked to someone once they want to be my facebook friend
I bought too many buns now I wont have enough hot dogs
wanted good customer service got outsourced to rajput
liked google maps said yes to Ios6
Your getting off split screen Now I have to get used to the full screen
A new doctor who episode was on last night but you forgot to turn the dvr on
with all the TWINKIES disappearing   LEGALIZed pot is just not nearly as exciting
parents pay for everything still complains about paying for a girl
Boss told me to leave work early But i still have coffee left
my winter coat is so thick i can't feel my car's heated seats
Can't upgrade phone until December i have to use my 4s for another week
decorates christmas tree Lights stop working
jest nowy odcinek serialu ale bez polskich napis&#243;w
people who don't belong to my sect of christianity WHY CAN'T THEY UNDERSTAND that I know best
my neighbor has more christmas lights than i do i'll have to go buy some more
'Shopping for a corkscrew...' '... is exhausting...'
iphone battery dies must use $2000 laptop
Creationist said being atheist is a religion too I must resort to insults
i don't have enough blankets for homelessness awareness event
I cheated on my boyfriend but he broke up with me first
Open pack of fruit snacks they are all lemon and orange
waits two days to text back to cute guy he doesn't text back
i asked for pumpkin pie they gave me sweet potato pie
buys boyfriend ferrari can't afford the new iphone
Had to mow the lawn in my good shoes.
Wanted to sleep through class Already awake
i got lied to on a truth is
Pledged a frat dropped for drinking
what happens When you come to the realization That all men are not all the same
I can't drink the rest of my coke because of the shape of the can
Spills Protien Shake didn't even drink half
worked hard all day to postgood pictures on facebook page lost two likers overnight
Duvet too cold extra blanket too hot
No new episodes of south park 16 seasons streaming free online
103 / 300 mortar kills I DON'T THINK I CAN DO THE REST
...and then they said there wasn't going to be another Twilight movie
I'm SO TIRED I HAD TO GET UP FROM THE COUCH TWICE TO CHANGE DISCS IN GTA V
ALl the purple links go blUe When I switcH from my laptop to mY ipaD
a cute boy posted on my timeline then i trolled him 4 no reason
finished a giant can tower RUNNING OUT OF SPACE TO STORE extra SODA CANS
Left Gym shorts In la Palma Can't work out Until friday
Cry me a River!
im so broke  i have to take my lunch to work everyday
League Of legends I wanted mid
haloo jeg har alt for mye kl&#230;r
Going out! Don't know what to wear
have to pay parking meter gave all my change to salvation army
i dont always try to cheer people up but when i do it's katie (:
i dont always try to cheer people up but when i do it's katie (:
why does  ann coulter exist
Starbucks didn't have any red cups left had to drink from regular cup
Starbucks didn't have any red cups left had to drink from regular cup
Looks in the fridge no food
tOO FULL FROM LUNCH to have cereal
bored with nothing to do already fapped
i want to take a nap on my leather couch but i'll end up feeling sweaty
receives too many birthday wishes on facebook gets tired of replying to them all
left ipod in car overnight earbuds are cold
everyday since i voted for obama the dow dow has gone down
want to watch this video but i have to login
The Halo 4 warthog sounds like a crappy old lawnmower
CODE REVIEW
instead of shampoo i accidently bought bubble bath
Asked dad for an iphone 5 said iphone 6 will come next year
music is great  but the lyrics sucks
My phone internet is too fast i didn't have time to do anything else
Black ops 2 comes out no sex for months
I died Right As we captured the HQ
jungling in league of legends enemy stole your blue
Wash my hands in the bathroom no paper towels in the dispenser
No Peanut Butter Candies in the chocolate drawer
I have 'comfy mouth' on the bus but have to break it by sAYING 'THANK YOU' TO THE DRIVER
the council fitted me with free loft insulation now i have to open a window
I slept with a general The f.b.i. Took my IMac
Want to Play Black Ops II But there is a good movie playing
everything on my dvr is pre-election
the package I've been tracking arrives today it's a national holiday
Gets an unpaid internship cries about how hard having a job is
The Coffee... It's... ALL gone
PArents lent me their car to go to the gym I can only park at walking distance
When the guy you like doesn't evan have a facebook to stalk him
taking icecream when suddenly there are little icecream left but it's to much to take more and if i leave it it's not gonna be enugh next time
Clicked the top banner of facebook but realized it wasn't google+
NY Bagels are so big They don't fit in my bagel slicer
prige homework forgot the margins
I'm  starving to death and we only have leftovers
I asked a guy out from everett he turned out to be a hooker .
downloads 15-minute youtube clip isn't the one she wanted
GETS GAMESTOP GIFTCARD FOR CHRISTMAS STORES ARE CLOSED THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMAS
Want milk jug is too full
My child died of starvation time to sponsor another one
I want to learn Physics But can't if hutchenson keeps jumping on the table
The one time I Don't check for double wrappers on my reese's I bite into the second wrapper
Παλι δεν τ?εχει το script f u javascript
too muCh money Wallet won't close
checks friend requests Bethany LeFoir didn't add me
free coffee at work cheap coffee
YOUTUBE TOP COMMENT... NO LONGER TOP COMMENT
I can't tell if I have a fever or if I just need to turn up the heat... Then down... Then up.
Big storm coming afraid internet will go down
wanted to give the beggar a coin but my hands were full of shopping bags
Wanted to give the beggar a coin but my hands were full of shopping bags
wanted to give the beggar a coin but my hands were full of shopping bags
tried to hit a g wasn't jisup enough
wANTS TO SIGN PETITION FOR ROYAL COMMISSION INTO SEXUAL ABUSE GOVERNMENT ANNOUNCES SAID ROYAL COMMISSION BEFORE I GET HOME
Finds tons of remixes of a favorite song they all remove my favorite part
installing update takes longer than downloading it
someone who does nothing for me said they're cutting me off
nutella was in fridge to solid to put on bread
hAS TO GET ALL NEW CHARGERS fOR THE iPHONE 5
Has more food than a starving african kid complains about not having kit kats
My watch is so sparkling now i can't see the time of day
Gets Netflix NO Disney movies
Wants to post on r/facepalm not friends with semi-literate 14 year olds
MCBM exam is less than 12 hours away I don't know how to review
someone keeps posting about anglophonic doesn't even try to be funny
I love my profile picture but i look ugly on the small thumbnail
Too long? its been two friggen' years.
Neighbors just got back no more silence for a week
It's the saddest part of my day leaving you
Over 200 steam games stare and dont know what to play
theres too much food dont know what to eat
yahoo fantasy football down have to go to espn.com to see how my team is doing
I just spent my last money on a new nunchaku Now i don't have enough money to buy more weapons..
want to fap but dinner is nearly ready
толкова ми е трудно да ти ?е цуп?
Finally knowS how to make memes have no insPiratIon
ACCIDENTLY DOUBLE CLICKS on a link Everybody thinks i am a computer retard
kenapa banyak yg memilih sakit hati daripada sakit gigi?
Couldn't find a image with 41 in it so i've created one
Can't put on my headset  because i Just did my hair
I can't fight with my boyfriend  HIS LOGIC IS IMPECCABLE
My HDD is too slow to unrar huge archive and play games on it simultaneously
Gotta take a shit... someones in the toilet so i gotta wait 20 minutes until the smell disperses...
ahmad b&#246;rjar snacka om politik blir aldrig tyst...
My new smart phone is too big to fit into my coach wristlet
I want to take off my pants but i don't want to untie my shoelaces
christmas all my things cant fit in my room
I forgot to log out of facebook
Used to love being off on sunday's...  now i found out chick-fil-a is closed
CAN'T MAKE DEPOSIT WITH PHONE APP bECAUSE THE CHECK MOUNT IS TOO MUCH
Buys ipod only 8 gb
I want to buy a sweater but its too cold to go outside
i got offered a free pair of shoes but they weren't nikes
my hair is too beautiful no one notices my boobs anymore
i wannA get a ps3 for my birthday BUT i'm getting stressed trying to figure out where to buy it from
have 2 monitors need 3
iPhone is dying
I have to get up early because I'm going to DisneyWorld
i live in colombia all the girls have big boobs
has an iPhone 4s
HOW A GIRL CRIES AFTER A BRAKEUP bOY:hAHA
cREATED REALLY FUNNY pOST wATERMARK MAKES IT UNREADABLE
I TOLD MY HUSBAND TO GET ME FOOD
waits in line on black friday has to take a shit
I need to go to bed my music is too good to shut off
FREE PLAYSTATION HOODIE ITS GRAY
i live in south america people from other countries think i live in a jungle
I got multiple offers with $85k salaries I feel so guilty turning one of them down
I feel hungry but nothing sounds good enough to eat
but i can't college football is on
a new post on dipshits wall wasn't here to nuke the shit out of his ass
Netflix has thundercats But not the original
friend lends her professinal program virus
that moment  when your phone is taken away :(
Just Switched to hdtv program  remains as shitty as before
Bitches be like I know he nutted in me
INSTALLED WINDOWS 8 CAN'T FIND THE STARTBUTTON
we traded kandi its too big for my arm
I used to laugh at apple fanboys but my dad bought me an ipad
MY NANNY MADE MY BED TOO FAST i wanted to get back in
Got a popup about a new OS Why won't they stop bullying me
i can't play halo 4 until i beat assassin's creed III
urgh loads of free hours at school tomorrow
i cant copy my google search bar and paste it to the itunes search bar
wants to get new video games all made on a console that i don't have
My whatsapp messaGe was sent But I only got one little green check mark
I'm so full i can't stand looking at all of the extra leftover food
Day off from work
Voted Absentee Didn't get a sticker
omg henderson's coming in
I have the right to vote but i voted early so i never got a sticker
my mouth hurts from eating to much food
Wants locking anklet seems too obvious
I can only have an ounce of pot if amendment 64 passes
Excited to move to Germany Ends up living in Chemnitz
my new generator Only lasts 2 days
about to eat thanksgiving dinner there is only one kind of stuffing
I've said 'balls' in my last 10 posts My title hasn't been changed.
I have So Many 'Ones' In my Wallet
UPS rerouted my new Google Nexus 7 I don't want to live anymore
Can't watch video in hd and download it at the same time
I Have a whole bag of Halloween candy But i cant find anything
i was so sweaty this morning because i put the heat on too high last night
why this look? results !!
should read to exams wants to sit on facebook instead
I came late today I will have to go late today
I've Run out of food In minecraft
So many Movies But they are all in 720p
There are no chocolate raisins in my trailmix
Could watch football in hd too cold and too tired to get my ass on the bike
Need total darkness for my 110' Tv Room can't believe how many curtains I need to Install
HALO 4 COMES OUT TOMORROW ONLY JUST PICKED UP ASSASSIN's CREED III
Oh my god i'm only getting 10 fps
nOBODY WANTS MY SHOES ON EBAY
My gym was closed because of Hurricane Sandy I gained two pounds
My headphones are broken now I can't listen to music as i do my homework
went to starbucks barista has shitty handwriting
I HAVE TO STOP DOING POT OR I'LL FAIL MY DRUG TEST
I have access to the internet ray is on the internet
STAYED UP TIL 2 AM TO TURN THE CLOCKs BACK .. LOST THREE HOURS OF SLEEP
I should have never asked what a blap was
Just coughed out my cough drop
Too lazy to set back the time On all of my watches
Argument on Facebook Can't find popcorn
Daylight Savings Time kid woke up an hour earlier
Browse reddit on desktop Can't distinguis new links on my laptop
I'M VERY HUNGRY bUT I don't have strength to get up because i need to eat
thought I thawed out potroast it was a package of steaks
this restaurants servings are more than i can eat in one sitting
wants to open a diet coke just got nails done
try watching movie while eating finish meal before previews end
WENT TO PLAY WOW TODAY REALISED IM OUT OF INTERNET
I went to go babysit for an hour and the kids didn’t know what their own wi-fi password was.
The guy I hate sold the thing I hate to the people i hate I don't know what to hate now?
WAKES UP FOR 9AM LECTURE AFTER CORP LECTURE IS CANCELLED
Not gullible enough To enjoy Derren Brown
below-0 weather makes my earbud cord a little stiff
ordered pizza with extra pepperoni got normal amount of pepperoni
170 friends on facebook mom out comments
Makes bowl of cereal out of milk
Want to open this diet coke but just got my nails done
I have OCD Over-correction Disorder
parents paid for a World class education... can't handle having to sit exams
there is nutella in the fridge im allergic to it
מקימה ?ת ?ו.סי מ? טסה למקסיקו לשנה
Giant stack of Games to play at home Cant go in to gamers HQ today
voted early political ads still run through election day
It's the weekend i have to work
ORDERED A FROSTY DIDN'T ASK FOR VANILLA
CAn't deciDe If Oj Or milk For breakfast
this winters so cold and my heated seats stopped working...
post a funny status friend steals it and gets more likes and comments than you
only has &#163;2 coin for scratch card
שונ?ת להיות יפה בגלל שגברי? מתחילי? ?יתי בי?
When you are the best defender in a match but the forward is the hero cause of his goal
My parents are taking me out for dinner again but i want to order pizza instead
The government won't give me free birth control
I forgot to ask to the cashier not to put pickles in my hamburger
gets on meme generator sees the same post i made just with more likes
Snapchat is finally available for android can't use it.. Too mainstream
Tepebašina MJESTO GDJE SE PALI SARAJEVSKI KREK
want to continue coding but a movie is running on the main screen
cell phone present no touchscreen
i realized i cant be the best... but just one of the best
AirBNB is illegal in SF Now i have to pay rent myself
So upset I got another upgrade
really wanted freeziac only frozin yogurt within 350 miles was cherry berry
udah sukses move on dari kamu tiba-tiba kamu ngajak balikan
I WANT TO EAT SOMETHING BUT THE CLEANING LADY IS IN THE KITCHEN
hits refresh while browsing 9 gag has to go through the same memes again
My phone dIed And no one else has an iPhone 5
can't take nap because neighbors generator is too loud
I just found out Umphrey's webcast is cancelled
CakeDay Cat I 'superstorm' gets all the Glory
i don&#180;t know wich halloween party to go to... Too many party invites!!!
I BOUGHT FLASHLIGHTS AND EXTRA GROCERIES ANd I DIDN't EVEN LOSE POWER
orders FOR Iphone 5 limit 2 per customer
What does angus talk about more than butts? Butts.
my iphone 4 charger doesnt fit in my iphone 5
Homework  there was homework
Finally I know how to make memes now
Can't see iPad when wearing Sunglasses Forced to surf web in landscape mode.
There's a big storm on the east coast and I couldn't watch Dr. Phil because the news was on instead
tuesdays aren't as bad least my shows don't start until 6.. I can live til then
Expected  frankenstorm devestation cable went out
Slept in late today can't sleep tonight
I cant reddit
Went to play my video games All needed UPDATES
webct sucks now I regret not participating in the discussion about how to change it
tok med sm&#229;ttiser.. ble kastet ut av kosmo...
I wanna listen to new music... But I can't take Wintersun's new album off repeat...
lost internet due to hurricane cant check weather
Hurricane sandy Knocked out my HD channels
nOT ENOUGHT ENERGY tO REACH MY ENERGY DRINK
i forgot to tie my shoe laces before i went to the restroom i can't tie them  now either because they're covered in pee
My expensive pure breed dog is stupid and can't fetch
My car won't sync my contacts I have too many
i want to understand you but i don't speak retard
I want to get out of the car But the music is too good
wife was about to leave for two weeks the hurricane stopped her
Want to take a bath can't cover boobs with water
My monitor is so big  My video card can't sustain 60fps
Lieutenant Dan... ...Still ain't got no legs
Obscure name No coke bottle with my name on it
My lats are too big why do i have to lift so much?
the tv is so loud i cant hear my ipod
cANT FIT MY HANDS in THE PRINGLES JAR
I want to leave the house but the maid is coming and i don't trust her
cerridwen farm farms
LOS VENADOS PERDIERON  Y APOSTE DINERO[$]
Cool app comes out... phone not compatible!
Daylight saving time too early too dark - too hungry too Early
Copy and paste homework entire class have same work
i can't hear the t.v when the dishwasher is running
If the power goes out I can't watch The Walking Dead
I have so much work right now that I don't even have time to withraw my money
GOes on crewdate with Peter's  Sat next to Furey
Bought Her a rose She likes other guy
Trey pissed In all our ears
Glare in rear view camera Had to actually look over my shoulder
do accelerated chemistry they said it will be fun they said
Omg That purse Doesnt come in red
I was going to buy a 3DS XL NoW I WANT AN IPOD TOUCH
switching between two games on different channels commercial breaks happen at the same time
Somebody stole  one cookie  now i have only 100 left
Got a scratch On my God damn Ferrari
Headline from  50%  of daE posts
SO MANY GAME REQUESTS CAN'T IGNORE THEM FAST ENOUGH
I Hate washing dishes I have too many dishes to wash
I have nothing to drink tonight Only this bottle of blue label
Finisehd my homework now I have nothing to do
Hurricane Sandy is coming. Hard times at the fishplant
Doesn't have enough money to pre-order halo 4 has to wait until christmas
Wanted greek yogurt only strawberry left
APAC TENNIS 2012 it was bad.
Jest nas 4... Nie zagramy mixa...
internet is ultra fast can't play snake on youtube
I've had chinese lessons for two years Not even one of the asian restaurants in my city employ manderin speaking asians
First Mr. Baatz Now Mr. zambrano Why does this happen?
want to set alarm for sunday don't know if smartphone will change the time automatically
Buys a burger forgets to ask for extra pickles
Got a massage today The masseur bruised my back
So Hungry But can't decide which restaurant to go to
time for breakfast out of my favorite brand of cereal
What do you mean No Full-Service Pumps?
I have to finish my beer to enjoy the concert i have to buy another beer to enjoy the concert
They know I'm an Arab
A  128 BMW for graduation told parents i wanted a 328
27' THunderbolt display pixels are too big compared to my retina macbook pro
got free bag of chips 'ready salted'
when its monday  this is me !
Engagement ring is so bling that the diamonds hurt my other fingers
ana rita w 3ende sg/sv awal se3a
Private bathroom is occupied Internet doesn't work on my phone is the big one
Facebook needs a steal button instead of share because almost everyone says 'I have to steal this'
My diet went so well that i Lost my bum and my coccyx hurts
I WAS EATING A CHURRO AND I STAINED MY GUCCI HANDBAG
I crashed my car into the wall of my gym parents didnt buy me a new one
someone at skype's know i got CP but I then realize that was a virus
don&#180;t know if mc donalds or burger king
Ba mhaith liom breathn&#250; ar an rugba&#237;
made too much food now i need to eat it all
I bought an Hd monitor now i have to pirate all my movies in 1080p
my oreo fell in the milk
Visit 9gaG.com Mostly repostEd pIcS
Don't have any clean clothes to wear When all clothes washed
Realizing it's tuesday and I missed factory monday @ necto
TAKES BOOK OUT OF THE LIBRARY FOR ESSAY book recalled before  you start essay
My operations only covered once in a 12 month period my periods only last week
I HAVE TO LINE UP... AT CENTRELINK... JUST TO GET PAID.
hosted a 'small dog only party' someone brought a big dog
watches 'the office' can't find a context to say 'That's what she said '
I can't seem to decide... What sauce I want on my subway.
I woke up with a pimple on my face this morning And I have just run out of proactive
fridge is full no room for groceries
the storm is ruining my internet connection
psychology major aka: i'm crazy and want to know why
With so many awesome games coming out I don't know whether to buy them for my xbox or ps3
FORCED TO CHANGE PASSWORD KEEP TYPING OLD ONE BY MISTAKE
has 12500 posts still 152686 behind barbie
my friends didn't wait for me at lunch so i had to eat this whole meal by myself
Can't think of a Meme For English Class
typed too much in a different language need to switch back the spell check
Massive urge to fart That time of the month
why you replace me with axel to go halloween ?
I have too many ipads but none of the last version
tidak.... kelate menang piala malaysia
can't find perfect bootleg  Of newest sons of anarchy
WANtS TO DRESS UP AS WITCH for halloween BUT MY FRIEND WANTS TO DRESS UP AS IT TOO
Someone told me... They didn't like my meme
Crashed my car... Parents didn't buy me new one
iPhone is broken No way to set alarm clock for work
I have to go to the bathroom but I want to keep watching
Want to buy a candy bar store doesn't take $100s
Finds save $.50 on gallon of milk coupon expired yesterday
Finds save $.50 on gallon of milk coupon expired yesterday
miss spel a mem  noh weigh two fixe it
i cast winning vote for obama realized i made $250
ordered pizza now i have to put on pants
Christmas isn't fun anymore I already have everything i want
I'M NOT VOTING THE SCARY
Just got tracking number It isn't in the system yet
finds quantum mechanics easy wants more rigorous proofs
put a screen protector on my smartphone air  bubbles
have a new ipad but its not 'new' anymore
UPS package had an extra stop in a city that didn't make sense.
Bought an IPAD 3 IPAD 4 JUST CAME OUT
i Have so many clothes so i can't decide what to wear
INTERNET SHUTS OFF AT 11:30
went to fast food restaurant not enough to get a large
Because of University I have to wake up a 7am Three days in a row
I don't know whether to watch ANBC during Halloween Or christmas...
Total is $20.02 I have to break another $20 bill
Still undecided Porsche or Lexus
Couldn't get my favorite name in the MMO Rage quit KTHXBB
I really want to make a funny meme But i don't have the paint skills
I took a photo of mE on facebook i got no likes
Crepusculo Existe
goes to a cinema to watch a moive doesn't have soda or popcorn
Arrived at luxury hotel jet-lag
I woke up With my back hurting Because my bed is to soft
has a double sided poster of 1d can't decide which side to choose for the wall
My New iPhone has been shipped estimated deliVery: tomorrow
Want to buy the iPhone5 -Is out of stock
Just want to footjob Stuck at work
house is big needs two wireless routers
two parties on the same night
Snowing outside Field trip is CANCELLED and have to go to school
not enough dressing on my salad now it tastes like salad
Won the lottery Wants drive with no license
Finding out that your crush is dating someone
my resume was  in romney's babes folder
I have a headache But the aspirines taste awful
can't decide which album to rock to more Ellie goulding's new album or swifty's
Tried to frape my ginger midget  sister Got my ass kicked
got a fun size whoppers one of them was hallow
I thought we were leaving for Boojum at 12 But we're not leaving until 12:30
had a shower forgot to shave my legs
when i look at my math homework all i see is emoticons
Friend wants to see my photos but they're on my other laptop
I put on few more kilos because they were treating me as a king in bulgaria
My Cup holder in my car is over flowing with loose Change
SITTING OUTSIDE IN THE SPRING SUNSHINE tOO BRIGHT TO READ MY E-BOOK
Forgot i just cut my hair put too much shampoo that it went into my eyes
Jamie's Drinking Tonight... He Bought Vodka
My back hurts
Just brushed teeth can't eat taki's
I forgot  My sunglasses at home
I forgot MY sunglasses at home
GTAV release date in a few weeks or so
Finally caught the pokemon i was looking for it was a girl
I Can't watch my favorite SHOW BECAUSE I'VE CAUGHT UP TO BROADCAST
reached yesterdays 9gag posts now i have to use another webside
I want to burn all these neo-pagan books I used to read But I Can't
gas is finally under 4 dollars I don't need gas because my car gets such great gas mileage
had amazing insult used on the wrong gender
my fridge is to small for all this leftover pizza
i wanted to buy hb pencils packaging dupe me and bought 2h pencils
watching foreign cooking show on tv
planning imaginary wedding on pinterest married friends found out
I got my Jetta tDI chip Flashed But now my clutch slips Because of all the power
Me House is so new  that my gps can't find it
Went downstairs to make dinner Forgot to bring down my mug for more coffee
Gas Price drops 10 Cents per Liter Tank is already full
I want to write blues but i'm just too happy
my iphone 5 is so tall i cant reach the sleep button
I told my pandora prog rock station I like Genesis Now its playing Sussudio
I can't text and drive without looking like a damn fool
Item on sale for $49.99 Free shipping on items $50 or more
Fb.com/Nikat.haha why this page did'nt join fb from a long time
Coppers last night? Just skowered the jacks
Shop has no Cherry Coke Has to buy regular coke
It's taken millenia to evolve nearest starbucks is 5 miles away
buys gopro hero 2 hero 3 announced
wants to take a shower too many prospies
Puts multiple ice in drink they all stick together
I WANT TO STUDY FOR AN EXAM BUT IM IN IRELAND AND CASUALLY GOING TO PARIS TOMORROW
WAKE UP ON CHRISTMAS MORNING FIND FROZEN LAMB HEAD IN FRIDGE
worked so hard on meme just to misspell a word
finally got a day off idk what to do
running late for work   catches all redlights
HIt the build button in VIsual Studio NOW I have to take a Coffee BREAK
I don't do well in interviews because my life is too easy
had to stand at the back of the rbh for the whole of PRESENTATION ASSEMBLY
wake up late in the evening too lazy to go to eat outside
parents won't buy me an ipad until i finish cleaning my room
mY kITCHEN IS SO BIG LIGHT DOESN'T REACH WHERE i'M CUTTING VEGGIES
Woke up to find i have 4 fantasy football starters with byes this week forgot to claim anyone off waivers
Got a New jeep but i Have to change the temperature with knobs
I want to eat my corndog but the stick is too hot
secretly planning wedding on pinterest found out 3 friends are too
goes to college for design has to take a javascript course
Wake 5 min earlier
SOMEONE STOLE MY IP ADDRESS nO CONNECTION TO iNTERNET
DUH! INVOICE BELOM CAIR
Have to play Minecraft without mods because at work I can only play in browser
Where is princeton hall? Im going to die
I'm so new to reddit it took 15 minutes to figure out how to post this
missed debate unsure what to do nov 6
rick riordan promises percabeth reunion waits until mark of athena
My toaster broke Now I have to eat my poptarts cold
Want to get snack but cleaners are downstairs
White girl Wednesday is trending  I'm not whIte
The Binder I'm In Was made in China
watched a tragic documentary about a third world country feel bad for a few minutes
i have a suspicion i'm in mitt's binder
hears an amazing new song can't like because is a hipster
bought a new gaming pc but i miss my mac
my president.... is black
IF ONLY SOMEONE WOULD PUT ME IN A BINDER
your stream has such quality i lag when you move
JUST OPENED A new BOTTLE OF coke can't drink because it is too fizzy
I just checked i'm not in your binder
I don’t look at my pension. It’s not as big as yours
DEBATE'S OVER OBAMA'S ISN'T AS BIG
binder shortage  no one will hire me
I have to much chips for my dip. but if I open more dip
MGR sztuki
have to study but i don't want to
30 seconds left in cardio workout and favourite pump up song starts It takes 30 seconds to get to the good part
Bought two burgers Should have bought 3
Can't swim in my heated pool it's raining
i am the most  typical female out there ;)
computer class ended did not finish game
Can't Afford air canada had to take private jet instead
CALLED IN 'SICK' FROM WORK HAVE TO WATCH PRICE IS RIGHT WITH DREW CAREY
has same name as a pokemon worst one in the game
for the love of all things STFU
sex absence
PLAY SC2 wol 24/7 want to play sc2 hots
I want to swim in my heated pool But it's raining
Its too loud At my resorts quiet pool.
Went Downtown Forgot Coupon book
I scratched my iphone screen with my diamond earing
I had to reboot my SMARTPHONE BECAUSE OF A FIRMWARE UPDATE
Gets to college early Has nothing to do 'til last lecture
I want to scroll further down but ive already seen all the posts
The warz alpha wont work for me
survived childhood had to deal with adulthood
Have two Gaming Systems Dont KNow which one to Play
i'm in the second business school of the world teachers still give me homeworks
drop a comment on friend's status updates and posts no 'unfollow post' button
bought a fosters won't fit my koozie
OMG I Miss JOn I'll JUST CRy ABOUT IT
so conflicted anderson and judge judy on at same time
I don't know which picture to choose as my album cover picture
I Just can't be sassy
Math test can't use calculators
the server is so slow it can't support my whole bandwidth
friended some guy on facebook got blocked by my mother
Dish DroPped AMC I CANT WATCH THE WALKING DEAD
Had a peice of obsidian put it in the wrong spot
Pmr has finished but i dont know what to do
I WANT TO read the tips on the load screen but my computer loads too fast
Get free Coffee and beagels Got to wake up early to get them
Have kosher HOME nO PLACE FOR SECOND DISHWASHER
in high school teachers still use comic sans
can't take the stress Arguing about who said the semi-funny joke first
I want to sleep but my bed is covered in clean laundry
so much college work lets make jibjab videos
THERE ARE TOO MANY CHIPS FOR MY DIP BUT IF I OPEN ANOTHER DIP
My controller batteries ran out while i was in the middle of the game
i take so many photos of myself but i feel lazy to upload them on facebook
I am so poor I can't afford  a screen PROTECTOR for my iphone 5
LIKE THE IDEA OF USING MY PHONE FOR MUSIC INSTEAD OF CARRYING IPOD AS WELL HATE THE IDEA OF WASTING ANY PRECIOUS BATTERY LIFE
SneezEd Scattered blow across floor
Going on vacation to canada have to pack and unpack all my stuff
no one 'liked' or commented when I posted I wanted to Cuddle
I have to pee But im to lazy to get out of bed.
7all video youtube bech itasti el sout tal3et mghir sout
Buys new boomerang cant throw the old one away
life sucks when you're a nationals fan why couldn't i be from st.louis??
church has adoration forgot my bible
Can't pay phone bill Have to use facebook instead
I've lost weight and now my belt doesn't fit
I WANT TO WATCH A VIDEO BUT THEN I'D HAVE TO MOVE MY HEADPHONES FROM MY IPOD TO MY COMPUTER
Torrented an album at 128kbps SOUNDS LIKE SHIT ON SENNHEISERS
Have a day off
Went to horse stables full of retards doing gangnam style parodies
Bought an ipod nano  instead of an ipod touch
Have to pause netflix so i can watch the youtube link my friend send me
Already have a good paying job complains about recruiter asking for interview
gue udah dapet ide buat meme comic tapi pas mau bikin comicnya gue lupa ide gue
wants to take a crap the toilet seat is cold
DOWNLOADS THOUSANDS OF ALBUMS FOR IPOD UPSET THE RADIO PLAYS THE SAME 20 SONGS ON REPEAT
ordered pizza mom brings food
I made a good meme but reddit's post limit won't let me post ut
Burger bar near school Spends all money on food
I'm really sleepy But i have to go to class
want to make a meme can't remember the name of the meme
I keep losing my mouse pointer on my 3 work screens
I HAVE TOO MANY FRIENDS INVITED tO tWO BIRTHDAYS IN ONE DAY
I really thought Obama had won the debate
poured milk into bowl before cereal
TOO MANY DS GAMES Won'T fit on case
Lives in a different timezone than other people on reddit everyone else watches new episode of south park before me
My MOdulation generator is last generation but my input transistors are matched
fest on sunday! drill test on monday!!
mastering chemistry one attempt remaining
Youtube... Stahp it
I spent it until it was gone
I want my store-bought onion rings to come out perfect but i'm too lazy to flip them over at the halfway mark
I ordered my iphone the first day it came out why isn't it here yet?
ON a luxury cRuise in the middle of the pacific Can't access gmail
Asks parents for 50$ apple gift card today Gets it next weekend
gets iphone 5 before its released wrong color
travels to europe with com 372 can't decide whether to focus on the advertising&PR or culture&communication track
even jimmy saville didnt want me
Forgot to remove my email signature Now my classmates know I'm a grad-student
Wants to see the real Krispy Kreme But scared It wont be funny anymore
calls work colleague buddy no response
GOES TO HOMECOMING WITH A DATE DOES NOT MATCH
everything that i learnt at university can now be found on wikipedia
m-am dus sa ma vopsesc dar stilistul a zi nu
I just bought the new 3DS XL It's too big to fiT in my poCKet
Lost in a grocery store dying of hunger
WHAT???? THE SAINTS WON???
i have chapped lips but my chapstick got in the dryer
Tried t owatch the MLB Playoffs  But Napa valley blocks the signal
how will i survive with one episode a week?
I want to spend hours on white 2 but i don't want to finish it so fast
it wasn't set to safe search 'off'
watching maury..... i don't think she'll ever find that baby's daddy
ORDERED IPHONE 5 DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH 4S
this fish tastes like chicken it would have been easier to make chicken
Have to buy a new phone Because I dropped mine in a portapotty
TOok a picture of my foOd for Instagram Food got cold
Crap. clicked Reply All
i killed a dog now i have to pick his shit up
It's fall And my macbook Pro's aluminum body is too cold
THE AUTOMATIC LIGHTS ON MY LEXUS WON'T TURN OFF AND MY AIR FILTER IS DIRTY
AZT HITTEM HOGY PUKI LESZ DE BEFOSTAM
TOO MANY HOT GIrls in class can't decide which one to have crush on
if i have a cookie it will go over my 500 calorie allowance
Netflix Uploaded NEw episodes for two of my favorite shows I don't know which to watch first
Stupid Direct TV! I only get half my channels right now!
Orders a drink there is too much ice
i cleaned my electric fan now '1' is too strong
Has a vocabulary test has to learn words
I made a meme but reddit's time limit won't let me post it
ITS my birthday cant drive home
met really nice people last night... we're all unsearchable on facebook
Only a Week advance notice on test 45% of grade
I can't afford concert tickets Because I spent all my money on Concert tickets
Headphone Cable not long enough can't keep ipod in pocket
Wanted to show off the karma my puppy got me on r/aww dont want my friends knowing my reddit screen name
Needs to charge phone Blackout
I put too much salad there's no space for the hot food
still has iphone 3
I wanted to go grocery shopping but our fridge was too full
taking an awesome shower soap slips to dirtiest corner
Stuck at soda fountain for five minutes Waiting for fizz to go down
I used up all my dry shampoo Because taking a shower takes too much energy
My Support doesn't buy wards
i downloaded a corrupt league of legends skin now i have to re-install league of legends
I can't afford to pay for professional landscaping
dont have the iphone 5
My tap water is too cold
I don't have enough hangers for all my clothes I guess I have to buy some more
I have to pick up all the loot because I'm colourblind
I Ordered a milkshake but they gave me a thickshake
loves 6 girls has no courage to announce it to them
Boobs grow Now none of my shirts fit
Took a bite of an onion ring entire onion came out
2 good movies on 2 different channels can't choose
i can't find my recipe for ice cubes
Got a black 3ds wanted the blue one
Need to go to ferrari dealership but they close at 5:30 and are closed on the weekends
I TOLD HIM SLOWLY NOW I HAVE TO USE A WHEELCHAIR
I TOLD HIM NOT IN THE ASS NOW I HAVE TO USE A WHEELCHAIR
Swamp closed night before game had to run around campus
I'm Clenching My Booty ..But There's so much pressure
searching for eye candy  on the net computer hibernates
unable to ACCESS tumblr  finally knows what genuine BOREDOM and CONFUSION feels like
Finds cool halloween masks can't wear with glasses
That link Wasn't NSFW
has a delicious sandwich to eat hands are covered with exfoliant
Travel for pizza no garlic dip
so many Qc items... i'll send out an email right now!
my macbook is so slow I NEED MY ANTI-DEPRESSANT
My macbook pro is so slow i need my anti-depressant
I don't know if my status is Facebook official yet
i already reddited and checked my email on my laptop now i have nothing to do on my ipad in class
Fick bara en peperoni i kebabtallriken alla andra fick tv&#229;
I have hover zoom now i don't know which posts i've already seen
ORDERED A LIMO BUS THEY SEND A LIMO
started taking a shit FORGOT TO BRING MY SMARTPHONE WITH ME
I bought a redbull while grocery shopping because I was tired Then left it In the trunk
bought new cds now i have to reorganize my collection
gets with heart and voice stuck in head
Come up with a perfect comment don't want to waste it while shitty_watercolour is busy..
train sign says dont corss the yellow boarder seedy mexican kid crosses the line
Everyone's posting about the debate When i'm just trying to creep
GETS HOME FROM WORK TO FIND THAT HER  WORLD OF WARCRAFT ACCOUNT WAS HACKED
I WANT RUM ONLY HAVE BOURBON
going to dinner can't decide where
creates a post can't make it past the vote page
Power goes out across campus  dr. n still assigns homework
Just reformat the computer i can&#180;t see videos in fb 
On hold with the irs for 40 minutes call was dropped
makes millions of dollars has to pay higher taxes
iOs 6.0 Update Deletes half my iphone 5 contacts
found ten unread facebook notifications all were from samer mazahreh
i HATE MY LIFE bECAUSE i AM SINGLE
omigod
this campsite doesnt have any wifi
GOT TO REMOVE MY NAIL POLISH because of my stage
I HAVE NO FRIENDS *RINGs* WRONG NUMBER
I DOnt know what i want but let Be friends
BUS IS RUNNING LATE AND I MISS THE CONnECTION have to wait 3 minutes for next bus
got a phone from work blackberry curve
oh no
Checks 9gag on computer I've already seen these on my phone
Reboots Mac Take forever...
It's so nice out i can't wear my autumn clothes
The Dolphins
MY BEDRoom IS Too big I can't turn the lamps off from my bed and I don't have a clap on
goes shopping no chocolate in stock
h εξωπο?τα ηταν ξεκλειδωτη γιατι των διαμε?ισματων ειναι κλειδωμενεσ ;
my BOYFRIEND JUST bought fifa 13
Updated iphone and linked with facebook annoyed with absurd number of contacts now saved to phone
di rumah pake first media ga bisa nonton bola
went to an eat-all-you-can place plate too small
2 download FINISHED first NOW I HAVE TO WAIT FOR THE 1ST
nothing good on the radio have to keep scanning or give up
I'M GETTING A BED FOR CHRiSTMAS bUT i WANT A GUITAR
you like tomato and I like waffle let's call the whole thing off
Need to order pizza because power is out cordless phone needs power
Got New Games from a buddy Disk Space is almost full and don't wanna uninstall some programs
Too much food on the plate no space for ketchup or other sauce
My room is such a mess there's money lying everywhere
I wanted Costco Pizza But we got dominoes
CAN'T sing gangnam style under shower because i don't know lyrics
grew up poor now i have no idea how to spend all this money
my arms are so sore from carrying these bags full of new clothes
you forgot to tell me the car is low on gas.
Im Depressed About needing medicine       for Being Depressed
hungry for breakfast no more of my favorite brand of cereal
Couldn't wait to go to the new brunch place It was alright
my woman is Shopping have to make my own sandwich
63 kinds of crisps at supermarket My favorite is out of stock
Threw away jeans because they were too small lost weight
he never replys back to me.....
Wanted a black iphone 5 GOT A WHITE
I HAVE TO TAKE THE TRAIN TO ALL MY AWESOME JOB INTERVIEWS
CANT REMEMBER  WHICH UNDERWEAR I JUST WORE AFTER A SHOWER
My shower ran out of hot water
My orange soda from the fridge is gone
parents made too much money for financial aid can't pay for school out of pocket
want to say joke in class don't because i'm afraid no one will find it funny
so many great deals at palas jewelers... so little time
STUDYing ABROAD IN ITALY BUY FRIZZANTE INSTEAD OF NATURALE
fINALLY FOUND tORRENT OF ALL GRAVITY FALLS EPISODES IT'S IN sd
I have a $2000 mac laptop but I cant run the games I want to play
doesn't know how to order starbucks
over a hundred games on steam and i have nothing to do
want to invite friends to wedding dont have their facebook
sent my child to the orphanage because he didnt have enough swag
It's my birthday I need to log onto facebook to thank everyone
wanna watch the &#230;&#248;&#229; music video don't know how to type the letters
Puxa grafos com a celina
Uploads a video that took 5 hours to make gets one view
ADS EXTEND TO THE EDGE OF THE WEBPAGE CAN'T DESELECT TEXT
lost a follower on twitter ruins day
I want to fill my gas tank all the way up but the pump has a $75 limit
got pmi need to study for wpr
So many places to eat can't pick one
30 utube video 0 cpu ram for xvideos and youporn
You like tomatoes and I like Tomatoes let's call the whole thing off
I've too many mates online I don't know who to talk to
I HAD AWESOME SEX 3 TIMES AND I STILL CAN'T GO TO SLEEP
Killed last boss of the dungeon no exit
The gushers are all stuck together so when i pull them apart the insides gush out before they're in my mouth
Went to doctor  can't use trackpad because of bandaid on finger
Bought iPhone 5 AT&T is taking forever to activate it
Bought orange juice Had bits in it
My new iphone has only 9 gB left I have 14 gB of music
got an iphone5 no nano sim
Shit in kitchen need to clean it up
mattress per mobile phanka bounce ker ke neeche gir giya
got in touch with my inner self i need to buy better quality toilet paper
The power is out now all i have is food
i've read all the newer memes now i have to read the older ones
I ate too much food now my toilet is clogged
My son hasnt started masturbating yet I cant make the front page
i'm MUCH more UPSET with the nfl's replacement referees than the u.s. government's rolE in The economy
Not enough food for dinner should have fried the rest of the beef
my life is a wreck... I have too many facebook friends
there are so many posts on the hot page but i don't have enough time to read them all
i want to stay comfy in the bed but i left the light on and there is a big glare on the tv
computer says cute girl is available actually talking about facebook chat
I overestimated how hungry i was Now I have slightly too much food
I  wanted to watch a youtube video but the app store deleted it
Ap Euro What' the hell is sleep?
Raised my hand in german didn't get called on once
Built a giant house in minecraft don't know how to use all the rooms
high octane only for my new Jaguar
my hands are too small to carry all my shopping bags
Why can't sex bob-omb be a real band?
bought a huge chillum not enough weed to fill it up
made baked potatoes forgot to buy sour cream
made a pB&J sandwich ripped a hole in the bread spreading the peanut butter
SwePT THE ENTIRE HOUSE SWEEPER WAS SET ON 'TOOLS'
iphone 5 won't connect to my cars bluetooth Have to use the aux
Can'T UPGRADE PC BECAUSE IT'S ALLREADY HIGHEND
it's my birthday 200 facebook notifications
No room in the Refigerator for leftovers Because it's already full of leftovers
I want a big mac mcdonalds switches to breakfast at 4am
I don't know where to Spend my vacation this year
I can't listen to my music anymore one of my earphone is not working well
i'm too thin to fit in designer clothing
My healthy food was too bland so I had to put hot sauce on it
Hooyo yelled at me because i was too close when she was mad
I have to drive my car because it might rain on my new bike
Can't download with all my bandwidth Hard disk to slow
got apple bottom jeans
NOT SURE IF SYDNEY BUSES HATE ME  OR BUS DRIVER HATES ME
I want to eat my food but it just came out of the microwave
have to finish off milk before it expires tomorrow  just ran out of cereal
too broke to blow all my money on booze and women
I was going to friend a person but they ship a pairing i hate
Has weekend Don't know what to do
Eats chips. doesnt find napkin cant use iphone
My life sucks The Battery of my mouse is empty
can't find mcdonalds on european vacation has to eat native food
parents bought me a new audi for my birthday but they picked the wrong color
roommate went home for the weekend her alarm still went off
WOLFSMAN!?! ...will meine wohlf&#252;hlhose
the last piece of pepperoni fell on the floor
opens bathroom stall scarred for life
The microwave is faster but the oven taste better
my teacher told me to use a regular calculator but i only have a scientific calculator
Want to sleep with the windows open drunk kids are too loud outside
I had to take my lunch at 12 instead of 2 now the afternoon will go so slow
Pre-ordered Iphone 5 Carrier won't be able to deliver it before 7 more days
went to update apps not enough memory
I upgraded to ios6  now i can't find an apple store using the map application
typed in password left caps lock on
GOt laptop for birthday its a mac
washes hands before eating finger food food tastes like soap
i can ask carmen for any song except gangnam style
New iPhone delivered on day of release No one at home to SiGn for it
have enough energy to do work but computer is too hot in lap
I just realized my orange has seeds in it
Can't Stream the beatles on spotify So i have to listen to my 200€ remastered cd box set
Elevator broken had to take the stairs
girls on their period are... ovary-acting
Spend ten minutes writing a tweet still not funny
Trained legs on sunday still sore on wednesday
Plugs phone into charger when almost dead comes back and it wasn't plugged in all the way
that awkward moment when you realize your muffin top has now become a pound cake
phone rings private number
Nice day out
can't stream season 2 of walking dead without pop-ups
make a meme you think is funny no one laughs
the dark knight rises has no directors cut
I want to join clubs but i'm too lazy to go to any of the meetings
ios 6 didn't put siri on my iphone 4
Has two ice cream cones only needs one
Goes to the mall spends more money at the foodcourt
My stomach hurts so bad because i ate so much food
Internet out Comcast can't come out for three days
Internet out of Wii U deluxe packs has to buy basic edition
My roommate moved out and took the tv in the kitchen
Starving Day 3 of juice cleanse
inches away from the last general on marion Server drops me out
My phone only Operates at 3g here
want to listen to new xx album on good speakers can't because speakers too powerful and annoying to parents
Woodwinds got a 'dance' Looks like they all lost a contact
Cut my fingernails too short cant remove shell from pistachio nut
I hate seeing all these freshers week photos on fb when I'm at home waiting for uni to start
I want to drink my Orange Juice  but i just brushed my teeth
i just invited my friends! now there are more than 5.000 people coming!
TOO MUCH INTERNATIONAL FOLLOWERS NEED TO START TWEETING IN ENGLISH
YOU'RE RIGHT WE DONT HAVE A LIFE
My lips are really chapped because I've been sleeping so much
my computer os is so new the school grading software isn't compatible
Likes photo of chicken on instagram  doesn't like chicken
i'm sick i had too much candy
4 slices of bread 2 slice toaster
breeders have rights
Sound System's base so powerful Can't hear the actual song
Wintertime Have to wear layers now
Four WideScreen Monitors  No Space
adult swim played part 1 of 'Stewie kills Lois' for their last 3o minutes of Family Guy
Kielt&#228;ydyimme myym&#228;st&#228; kirrille joudumme myym&#228;&#228;n h&#228;nen sukulaiselleen
I Was laying down makng out with my boyfriend and a fart came out 
No more Spongebob episodes My life is over
Should've bought... more crisps
win the lotto pay the taxes
get a troll jungler lose 12 elo
someone pissed me off now i have to write a vague status update
first post generates huge amount of upvotes posted using wrong username
got assassin's creed 2 on pc couldn't strip off cristina's clothes on the first try
Forgot I turned my vape on turned all my weed into smoke
That bastard always scams me Drinks
no filling in my cheesecake had to eat base
Helicoptor took off without me Run to Objective
Get Chicken Pox Go to Doctor
Run out of beer go buy more
run out of weed send for more
updating jira is hard
Have too many systems can't decide which to play
nothing more disappointing than a birthday card with no money in it..
1850~1890 forever trying to get platinum riot gives it for free and adds diamond tier
installed mountain lion 2004 copy of ableton live no longer works
MOVIE JUST STARTED FORGOT TO GO BATHROOM
Top gear is on U.S. version
it started snowing in utah today... that means i lost my boyfriend till june
takes a shit No toilet paper
i was about to play 'qi' on a tripleword score... then she took my spot! i h8 'words with friends'!
started dating boys felt like shit
I said a joke  outloud in class and No one laughed
My Computer downloaded updates Now I have to restart it
scores fresh cut bud too moist to grind
Witnesses horrific accident updates facebook about how god must love her so much
Forgot to grab taxi chits need to get reimbursed later
Spent too much time on 9gag no new posts
Think of funniest Iphone5 meme realizes not first to think of it
First world streamer problems Getting killed because they looked at chat
Typed google in google
After golf - tennis swing gone after tennis - golf swing gone
Got a new maid favorite shirt ruined
Forgot the soda in the refrigerator now i have to buy another one
Eats The Full Meal No leftovers for later
Tried to take a gulp of Water Ice cube got in the way
Got all the way home from maccas no sauce in the bag
bought blueberry muffins instead of choc chip
fully prepared to firetwirl forgot lighter
Goes to buy  gum store doesn't have change for a 100$ bill
thought it was a fart realised it was a shart
i forgot to dvr real world
Can't find my margarita shaker
. .
I've lost my whole family on sims
I go to comedysportz too often I don't get picked as a volunteer anymore
woke up today remembered
had to have pizza delivered raining to hard to drive anywhere
danica patrick fan signed up for godaddy
Listens to pandora All My stations are shuffled
They've done it Cadet's memes
Used goto statement went to hell
Invested in Facebook Bought high
Am an astronaut not hired at google
my door never gets decorated for my birthday Because my birthday is during the summer
posts 9/11 jokes GOT BLOCKED AND DELETED BY people ON FACEBOOK
suicide awareness day i dont have any yellow
Loads up the internet Only have 12mb/s
I'M SO HUNGRY BUT THE VENDING MACHINE DOESN'T TAKE $50 BILLS
Clicked on internet explorer Meant to click on Chrome
its monday.. and school DAY
BUY THINGS I DON'T NEED for MONEY I DON'T HAVE TO IMPRESS ON PERSONS I don't LIKE
bought an amazing gaming laptop Can't do shit without a mouse
Visiting 9gag... already know all New memes
Want to watch a movie nothing good on Sugardvd and netflix
goes 10-0 don't get to see cool death animation
'I PREFER NOT TO TEACH CLASSES' GETS chosen to teach Level 3's
worked all night on english paper to impress my teacher forgot it at home
i'll never truly understand... ... how it feels to be blind
Pored myself Cereal in a bowl we're out of milk
clicked a blue link Its a repost
can't decide what to eat for dessert vanilla ice cream or apple cake
On a different computer the links i've already seen are blue
Internet connection too fast Cannot play snake on youtube
walking home
tv show formated for hd watching on standard tv
I HAVE NO GAY FRIENDS TO GO SHOPPING WITH
Too MUCH WORK EXPERIENCE IT WON'T FIT IN ONE PAGE
15 UPDATES IN IPHONE APP STORE No EXCITING NEW FEATURES
I kissed a girl But i didn't like it
Forgot It was late start could've slept another hour
left phone in friends car she's trying to unlock it
can't roll abu sleeves biceps are too big
someone had a difference in opinion I don't know how to react...
cant open pop can now i cant feel the sensation of them bubbly brisks
I want a fresh soda But there's still some left
Looking through my comment history I realized I belong on r/circlejerk
di smkn7 banyak sekali pr
Spain is an european country
Rolls down the window to get air can't hear the radio
Spent $200 on Groceries Nothing to eat
My computer is too slow so i can only watch 720 hd
all my clothes are dirty but i don't know how to use a washing machine
Didnt like in 3 seconds I hate parents
belt is too tightened tighten on previous hole
WAVES AND OASIS ARE CLASHING WILL MISS OASIS
I'm hungry but i don't feel like eating bread
Can't watch an episode of casshern sins without crying
Wants to smoke a joint already baked
has a long way to home on the bus music players battery runs out
I cant look at my boot animation because my computer turns on too fast
Went to school Forgot To take lasagne
Breaking bad finale tonight no decent torrents until tomorrow morning
Back is so big i can't  do correctly triceps
has too many apple products only one charger
Moved back to maryland from philly nearest wawa is 19 miles away
I want to try a new strain But I still have too much from my last pickup
UNLOCKED ALL GOLD CUPS ON MARIO KART 7 GETS SAVE DATA CORRUPTED ON ITS OWN
why are balls so round?
THE KEY OF MY FERRARI PRICKS IN MY LEG
can't eat until movie is finished downloading
Waking Up after a nite out  And realising how amazing Matt is
ADd says 'win new ipad' already has 2 ipads
i created a clever meme today and it's already #3276 of 6557
Mom is not there  I have to walk a block home
Wants to sleep Still caught by these 'online-memes'
Went to the strip club couldn't find a comfortable chair
went shopping at costco Can't fit it all in my CONVERTIBLE
i've lost so much weight that now i need to buy new clothes
i have to get married in order to not move back with my parents
i farted  and it smells worse than i thought it would
need to go pee at a lake water too cold to go deep enough
CANT PAINT MY NAILS TOO AFRAID BATHROOM REMODEL WILL MESS THEM UP
I'm Hungry BUT I Don't Want To make anything
I want a nap but its already dinner time and I'm hungry
internet's too fast can't play snakes in youtube
someone used a hash tag on a website other than twitter
i can never remember my password to reddit i will never have a cakeday
PUTS SPOON UNDER TAP WATER EVERYWHERE
PAPER OR  PLASTIC
Dowloaded plenty icons for new app Don't know which one to pick
making meme's all day long can only upload 2 a day
school starts tomorrow have to listen to welcome speech
wants to go on 9gag read all the posts
has cable
Never grows Neffastis
I left my chapel veil at home
Get Home from work Room is upside down
went to sushi for the first time ate a mouth full of the green stuff
I can't decide if I want a Queen size or full size bed
used too much sauce on my first four breadsticks not enough left for the fifth
practice my music? how will i find the time?
obama or romney
i want to show how wonderfull is 9gag to my friends but they don't speak a shit of english
i had hopes and dreams and ambitions... then i started dating a musician
BEST IDEA EVER FOR A POST BUT I DON'T HAVE THE PROPER SKILLS TO MAKE IT
Turn on nba tv wnba action
Raindrop-Prelude You're doing it wrong!
Spent 2 hours posting photos about fitness on facebook didn't have time to work out
didnt get an item from tb today gonna cut myself
they had sausages
why the tears? Just had a fantastic orgasim
missed big sale at the mall can't parallel park
started listening to music while working cannot concentrate in work anymore
Didn't win the lottery
Reads complex story doesn't get it
WANTS A LAPTOP WITH THE MACBOOK PRO TRACKPAD HATES APPLE AND EVERYTHING THEY STAND FOR
Appetite for orange juice just had a bowl of cereal
sees a guy without hands realizes he can't masturbate
Your office buys breakfast already ate
motherboard in pool blew now water is 74 F
Goes to the bathroom forgets to pee
i cant be single now i have an ugly lad
Can't listen to my own songs because the new ones suggested by B&#252;Şra are just freakin awesome
I want TO SHARE/POST ATHEIST THINGS OF FACEBOOK BUT MY FAMILY will freak out if they know i don't believe in god
Taco shell broke have to use it as a tortilla chip
I TALKED ON THE PHONE FOR TOO LONG MY SCREEN IS SO SWEATY IT WON'T LET ME HANG UP
Just Brushed and Flossed Hungry again
follows everyone on twitter gets no follow back
Wow's New talent system is bad
Accidently touches thermostat while showering water gets too warm
Withdrew 5000 Dirhams from the ATM It gave me five 1000 AED notes
Accidentally Closed Facebook
Has PMS WILL EAT EVERYTHING IN SIGHT (OR CLOSE BY)
SUMMER'S OVER HAVE TO LEAVE HAMPTONS FOR SOUTH BEACH
CREATED A MEME NO ONE HAS CLICKED 'LIKE' YET
i made a brilliant meme but it posts to facebook without an image
I cooked myself too much spaghetti now i have to eat it all
Buys a Mac for college Complains about the cost of said college
president obama did an ama can't enjoy reddit because of server overload
my boyfriend got me a gift it was a dutch oven
Im so Thirsty  But all i have is beer
why is the toilet seat up  how do people suppose to pee now
phone fully charged 1 hour later it dies
T.V Stops working has to walk to other room to watch T.V
SUMMER'S ALMOST OVER WILL HAVE TO LEAVE HAMPTONS FOR SOUTH BEACH
I wish this guy would go away
Wants to break necks on lindley But no gas
Wants to play only 2 days STILL WIN
someone ate the last slice of pepperoni pizza
Can't view Obama AMA due to load Can't REddit while waiting
i didn't plug my ipad in properly last night now it's not charged
So many good games coming out No money to purchase them
My Fav tv show is on and i have to do my homework
New fridge was supposed to be bigger Still doesn't fit all my food
oniomania DOEN&#199;A DO CONSUMISMO
want to buy on french amazon not french
Daddy will buy me a mac But i don't want to use it
Bg went online for 15 minutes crashes before i finished it
I have to wait until im 30 before I get my TRUST FUND
I can't listen to music while i airsoft
pocket full of 20's vending machine only takes singles
Need a dump But Brian has marked above the rim
i am very hungry but i need to sleep in 15 minutes
liked the same guy who liked me and got together with him parents think i opened up to the first guy who showed interest
Couldn't find a snack to eat while i waited for my pizza to cook
my phone died while i was getting my nails done
DOŠLA U NSB OTKRILA PETI KAT
Bass is high enough to mess with my Optical Laser Mouse
Auxillary cable for car broke.. Had to burn a CD to listen to fave music
Want's to listen to new band on facebook Clicks play...sends you to myspace
Bought new Arkasia Album no working headphones around to fully enjoy
Have to remove palm trees to make room for outdoor kitchen by the pool
I Have to drive my Porsche Cayenne Because my ferarri was stolen
detects wifi signals has passwords
Gets two PhDs Can't find a job because overqualified
Cant smoke weed indoors Hurricane outside
Sorority Rush week at rhodes won't see girlfriend for a whole week
tells self to study ahead of time ends up cramming night before
wanted to update my facebook status internet went down for 10 minutes
GAming headphones are too good can hear the bad quality of torrented music
was about going to sleep new mindcrack video shows up
has back fat in photo on facebook doesn't know how to untag self.
Got raped forgot to shut that thing down
I want subway But they don't have a drive-thru and I don't feel like going in
My mom always told me to 'remember who i was' then i remembered I wasn't batman
i've been driving a $40
Only have a blackberry students dont think i'm cool
play all day yesterday tomorrow is school
Woke up to early Now I have to get up and post how it's too early to be up on facebook
My parents want to buy me something for doing well at GCSE I have everything i could possibly want
Want to read funny new 9gag Posts in Europe Everyone in the us is asleep now
hunger games the movie never been to africa
need to go to town real fast don't know which of our three cars to take
IT'S SO HARD BEING THIS GOOD Looking
Pooping Forgot my Smartphone
Gets married gives up because it's too hard
Nothing on tv remote is too far away
24 point streak in mw3 host migration fails and brings me to main menu
71 gb of music in itunes 16gb iphone
Meine Hand ist zu breit f&#252;r die Pringles-Dose
Went to the gym Forgot my headphones
The pool is freeZing And the  heater is broken
I ate TOO MANY FREE TORTILLA CHIPS nOW I'M NOT HUNGRY ENOUGH FOR DESsERT
wanna press friends on steam presses exit
I TYPED THE TEXT HOURS AGO BUT FORGOT TO HIT SEND
Want to have sex black boyfriend's peen is too big
there is no more water at home now i have to take a bottle of lemonade to work for drink
I can't use my tablet outside Polarized sunglasses black out the screen
some of my text books aren't on the pirate bay
there aren't any seats at the movies where all my friends can fit in one row
i don't really feel like going out tonight but my friends keep saying yolo
there is no place to put food because the REFRIGERATOR is full
Six wifi networks because wifi wont go through soundproof walls
i CAN'T FLY HALF WAY ACROSS THE WORLD fOR LESS THAN $500
they posted Kobe's birthday  memes and forgot about Jeremy lin
SORRY I 'liked' all of your photos
wants to take a shower but dishwasher is running
forced to use timeline can&#180;t find awesome cover
just took the cutest video of the cat  but my phone didn't save it
I still can't believe the media covers him more than the people impacted.
My pc is broken  now i have to use my laptop
I Have clean laundry but it's in the dryer downstairs
I want a snack but I already brushed my teeth
I made a facebook And it got hacked
cruise got diverted due to storm going to western instead of eastern carribean
dO ENGINEERING THEY SAID there's hot boys they said
Finally upgrades to good cable GEts no commercial breaks to pee during movie
brushes teeth gets hungry
The camera on my phone is not working i have to use my $2000 dslr to take pictures.
Got out of car forgot cell phone was in my lap
facebook is down for maitnenance guess I'll study
facebook is down for maintenance guess I'll study now
dropped my motivation not enough motivation to pick it up
went to bed early cant sleep in school
My smartphone is really cool but the cover is made of plastic
WANTS TO CHANGE CHANNEL REMOTE CONTROL TOO FAR
Got banned for OD'ing mom won't let me sue roblox
Mınecraft I always end up ın lava
both sides if pillow are warm wont get to sleep for another 10 minutes
drove home from work on a hot day seat heater was on the whole time
none of your friends like offspring
why didnt anybody tell me you never use a horse for water polo
I take the d train home and there's a Yankees game tonight
NEed to Blow my NOse Will be to loud
So much cash in my wallet  it keeps pulling my pants down
REcalled to buy last item of my build Enemy nexus is destroyed
While typing
My phone can emulate ps1 games but i have problems recieving picture messages
I WANT TO PLAY LOL BUT I HAVE NO TEAMMATES
Hit my ball too far Can't find it
gets marks back 99
gets mark back 99
SO THIRSTY... only have champagne on my house
on interenet can't figure out how people are making memes
i want to change the channel but the remote is too far
thinking about what to eat for lunch not hungry
starts reading more books can&#180;t keep up with the kardashians
I just found out  That if you eat at chick fil a you hate the gays
It's not even lunch time and I am already caught up on 9gag
dijo que no les agradaba mis amigas se las culio a todas
Red dead redemption water beautiful can't swim
just made coffee wants a beer instead
my hdtv only has two hdmi ports
Coloring DIGITAL artwork wrong layer
Went to safeway dollar-off coupon exprired
ate too much food at iftar CAN'T DO PROPER RUKU in tarweeh
I want to arrive home at 5 I arrive at 10
Cries for no  reason Think she is a victim
My camera has too many pixels And you can see all my flaws
My crush uploaded summer photo's on facebook but no bikini photo's
i contacted customer support they didn't help
Someone asked what is wrong I lied and said nothing
My shits aren't long enough to play the games i downloaded
CHANGED WATER IN 90G HIT JAVAMOSS ON LAST BUCKET
fruit polo's mainly orange and yellow
I want to be on what not to wear but i'm too stylish
woke up after a party in a room of used condoms. all condoms had holes in them.
has to get out of bed to go pee in the night twice
had to wait for the cleaning lady now im late for work
I lost 3 kilos from the boobs
The electric kettle doesn't whistle I have to reheat my water sometimes
i want to buy him a birthday card but i can't find one witty enough
DIDN'T GET AN ANDROID FOR CHRISTMAS GOT IPHONE
Wants to show the hole picture on insta But the frames are to small
I can't fit my 500$ designer jeans because i work out my legs to much
be on period and  have terrible diarrhea the TP at work is the cheapest and thinnest shit and feels like sandpaper
I stated a genuine problem Someone said 'First world problems!'
tried logging in to my netflix to see what movies i had watched forgot password
LAPTOP BROKE Had TO SWITCH TO NETBOOK
I ordered pizza should of got wings
makes an awesome meme misselled something and can't delete/edit it
SMARGWT WONT accept my commands
promoted to cuo coffee maker malfunctioning
I accidentally bought diet soda instead of normal soda it tastes horrible
go to movie in summer forget sweatshirt
puts text balance texts limited to 5sms/day
im easily offended. so your an ass & only my OPINION'S matter.
Just realized I don't live in a swing state PAul Ryan won't be visiting me
Finished dissertation early don't know what to do next
es triste saber que el chic@ que te gusta tiene novi@ pero mas triste es saber de que ma&#241;ana es lunes y hay clases
The video isn't upoloaded on youtube Have to experience a shitty video website
search old posts on 9gag found only bullshit
got the last seat on the crowded train old lady gets on after me
TOOK A SHOWER THEN.. NEEDING TO SHIT
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USING GIRLFRIEND'S FACEBOOK TOO LAZY TO LOGOUT AND LOGIN
When you're taylor gang but not an og
Tried to highlight one word the Whole webpage got highlighted instead
My boss brought pizza for us Right as I was getting back from my lunch break
That moment your phone tells you it's full and you have to delete the messages you saved
want to click on dropdown menu on website mouse double clicks
Can't play angry birds anymore because i got 3 stars on every machine I own
wants to play pc games talking with friends online
Wants to play Sleeping dogs No crack available
Hurt my Thumb Voting down duplicates
no weed whole week before hempfest hempfest over still no weed
had breakfast at home bagel friday at the office
volume too far away i want to go to soho corner or drop
put body wash in hair used shampoo on body
My home wifi doesn't reach the bathroom
Meu computador esta t&#227;o lento Mas se eu formatar vou ter que configurar tudo de novo
palms are too soft can't keep the driving wheel properly
MY SAUNA IS TOO SMALL TO DO HOT YOGA IN
wanted more Splash Dmg didn't make any siege tanks
wakes up at 11 AM if i eat now
NEIGHBORHOOD's wifi requires  no password no connection inside bathroom
just want to post my opinion not spend hours defending it
SOMETHING SUCKS NOW I HAVE TO SPAM ALL MY FRIENDS
Can't choose a COLOr TO PAInt my wallS Looking at all THE beautiful cOLors hurts my eyes
I'm Tired But i need a bath
They are forcing me to get timeline! GAAHHHHH
Already watched the trending section nothing new now
going to friends house needs to stop for gas
one critic disliked dark knight rises
too cold for air conditioner to hot to turn it off
it's shark week  but I don't have cable
avahah nidhi dhamu namaadhah dhaan helevunu iru hedhunu vejje
My Dad said i cant buy the new iphone Because i already bought the new droid
My cousins won't play airmech with me
SIT down in assembly see the kersey curve powerpoint
I can't remember if i left the keys to my other Bimmer  in my other house
MAKES A MEME ONLY GOT 5 'LIKES' ON FACEBOOK
Raining touchscreen phone won't work
Oh boy Where have the funny memes gone?
tries to play angrybirds battery dies
SKipping class have to go to uni anyway
I'm too hot for a blanket i'm too cold for none
puts sugar and creamer in mug up before timed coffee machine brews pot
forgot to 'commit confirmed' Have to go on site
finished doing laundry  have to fold clothes
Skinny jeans are feeling tight Because of my runner calves
The air conditioning in my new car is too cold
have a great idea for a post  too lazy to do it
Finger slipped Accidentally liked stranger's status
Just About To Finish A Mission The page refreshed and The Mission Ended
Goes on vacation once a year cant watch iem gamescom
Start school on monday haven't started my ee yet
I'm starving  there's nothing but frozen food in the freezer.
Just got out of the shower Can't use my headset til my hair dries
Had to get new phone doesn't have swipe text
wants to light up cigarette no lighter nearby
wants to eat cereal only has skim milk
Want to eat food in class Packet is too loud
ordered drink with ice ice cubes blocking flow of the drink
had to switch networks to print file
took a picture of me crying became famous over the internet
You forgot to mention it's your birthday now i can't throw a surprise party
CAnt open file  because i opened it with skype
Justin bieber  is still alive
Ota h&#246;rppy kahvia paskah&#228;t&#228;
the laptop battery is low i have to use my smartphone
Rejected gırl long tıme ago she got hot
didnt want you to know i read your facebook messagee accidentaly opened it
it is now 2pm there are no leftovers in the breakroom
I want a job but i am too lazy to look
just took a dump forgot there was no toilet paper left
i have to pee  but my nails are wet
I can't hold my sneeze but i don't wanna have to say thank you
I WANT TO SLEEP ON MY BACK  BUT I JUST GOT MY TATTOO DONE.
Can't sleep  new tattoo hurts too much
Just lost my last Titleist No I have to use  Top Flite
can't wear my basil balloon because when i turn around the b is backwards
MY FEET HURT BECAUSE i BOUGHT NEW SHOES
Too many pedestrians ON bike path to yoga
Has closet full of clothes can't decide what to wear on first day of school
i had a profile picture but Psg bought it
Mr Blair as a Reliever Forgets his ipod
Screenshot Bad Quality because my Screen is too big
Can't play dota 2 today random people are too unpredictable in skill level
Im so bored that i stalk myself on facebook
skeptical 3rd world kid y u no believe me?!
GOt an Instagram Never use it
Dark souls is finally coming to pc but i can't change the graphic settings
wants to watch show online no sockshare
I need to go back to third-world country to get away from my first world problems
Just go poked by my crush on facebook Now I am doubting the relationship
Changes profile picture friend posts on wall about it instead of liking and commenting
my internet isn't working i have to watch tv
I need to start buying more cd's but relatives keep buying me itunes vouchers
this year i got 36 presents but last year
It's Olympic Time ANd I'm Australian
city repaved the streets near me now i don't get to drive through big puddles when it rains
last pair of clean boxers i have to do laundry in 3 days
I hate having to deposit all these checks
wanted to read about the olympics on the net too many ads
Why is my I7 Quad-Core MBP with 4GB's of ram so slow  All I'm running us Photoshop
Checked email in apple store forgot to log out
i got two for the price of one i only need one
I really want a cookie but the line is too long
My husband bought me a brand new mercedes it's diesel
I never get enough cole slaw with the value meals
My eggo waffles got too toasty
I want to stop GC memes but people keep calling me a HYPOCRITE
Has 150 articles of clothing Nothing to wear tomorrow
Three months with no facebook zero notifications
I'm so thirsty But my stomach is already full of water
No clean forks.. .. but the dishwasher is still full
my wallet is too small for my stack of hundreds
two guys love me i dont know what to doooooo!
pizza delivery charge doesnt count as tip
want to record olympics DVR is full of oprah episodes
I'M BORED AT HOME BUT I DON'T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL
stalks my crush's instagram accidently clicks like
deejay posted ''you have reached your quota for negative votes today''
I am against university fees  but i vote for pq since i am a total fag
Walks into dojang Sees rope ladder on the floor
walks into dojang sees rope ladder on the floor
I beat every game that I own And I can't afford to buy any more.
has trouble debating sensitive issues Unless it concerns a fast food restaurant
my company is flying me to amsterdam ...with delta
sext a boy i like him in skool
ACCIDENTALLY CHANGED TO FB TIMELINE -----NOW I CANT CHANGE BACK
woke up wednsday morning after last lap and realized cxc results come out on Friday
woke up just before seher cafeteria closed
i want to submit a funny link to reddit but reddit is the only site i browse
I LOve the restaurant but not the people I have to go with
My boyfriend bought a civic it was a non- vtec
KIlled my own team no one told me friendly fire was on
forgot to pay isp bill the same day neighbor password protects his wifi
i only wanted a hug
He wont text me What he ate for lunch
i want a white chrysler for my birthday got tan one instead
i closed the wrong instance and now i have to reload
I want to nap But there's still so much of the internet I haven't seen yet
apparently xnxx was shut down
Got kicked from Exodus Life is over
Like Damian Marley Don't like Skrillex
cant bluff at pokerist cards are always shit
it felt like there was a spider on my foot nothing was there
muss jetzt hungern weil der mcdonald's cheeseburger jetzt 1
I created a file on the nas the timestamp was wrong
I ACCIDENTALLY  Updated to 1.3.1
Bought drink at starbucks drive-through didn't get my treat receipt
forgot to txt Pete back now he thinks im ignoring him
Was going to clean my room but there isn't an app for that
I want to complain about my life Then I remembered I'm a white Male living in the US
.. and when my macbook air arrived it had a scratch on it
CHATS LIKE A BOSS ON internet super shy in real life
Tries to click backspace hits backslash
i was too close to the air vent and got cold now i've moved and i'm too warm
i just met you
wants to watch a video in hd has to wait
TODAy is..... LEGS DAY...
confuses good guy greg with scumbag steve
lamb still alive cant make dead lamb joke
Wants to play a videogame Can't decide which one
Cell phone network down Have to use landline
sold car for gas money
I ate too much meat on that last mouthful now there's too much veg on my next one
Vodafone just gave me 3gb free mobile internet i have no 3G reception at my beach house
Tried On Fav Outfit But lost too much weight
Went to get a Drink from the Gas station No foam cups
Oh My god that cup of fries was 500 calories
Classes are suspended at all levels in manila Except feu
Can't Take a full sip of mountain dew too many bubbleS
Want to go to bed Nails are wet
i want to go to bed but i have to brush my teeth first
Sarah told me i was eating her spaguetti but she was actually eating while i watched
Running out of room for all my speakers
WAtch Battery dead easier to buy a new watch
Had a really funny meme ErrOr 503
BOAT WON'T START GUESS I'LL FLOAT HERE AND DRINK MARGARITAS
can't play minecraft cause servers are full
Won Gymnastics Gold For the us
jUST got great dental care Can't eat potato chips
i want to order pizza mom already cooked dinner
No points for my foursquare check in?
Goes on Facebook Realises people only use it to post other meme pictures
can't pay off credit card today's transactions not processed yet
Gets a new computer still too slow to run games properly
I just Used my last Pandora skip for the hour on Coldplay The next song is by The Fray
Dominos site isn't working have to call instead
need job to gain experience can't get a job without experience
i just can't sleep I'm having too much sex
Starts to lag can't soft drop
DJ SAYS HE'LL PLAY ONE MORE SONG` avicci- Levels
Wants to watch olympics in the morning but london is still sleeping
Checklick didn't work must click all the boxes again
Needs to charge phone on the go forgot car charger
FOUND GREAT DEAL ON CRAIGSLIST NO PICTURE
the laptop says low battery but i don't want to get up
gets new house on extreme home makeover kitchen curtains don't match tiles
Finished Engineering School Don't Know Which job to choose
Hooked up with a dude at a party Friend zoned next day
Going to Olympics in London for women's basketball Have to fly coaCh
Going to London to Play for Australia's women's Olympic basketball team Have to fly coach
The food tastes so good but i feel so full
tries to jump on bed  tempurpedic
my new boyfriend dumped me at the abortion clinic all i did was ask for 'the usual'.
sAW A PICTURE ON THE INTERNET DIDN'T SHIT BRICKS
mcdonalds don't do delivery
ΕΧΕΙ INTERNET ΓΚΡΙ?ΙΑΖΕΙ ΓΙΑ ΤΗ? ΕΛΛΗ?ΙΚΗ TV
Never been religious can't post emotional deconversion story to farm karma
went to the dollar store found items over one dolalr
Pengen ganti nama facebook malah jadi susah dibuka
Remote Won't Work Under the blanket
I really need to take a crap But i want to see whats on the Tv
The thread count of my pants is too high so my smartphone always slips out
finished a season on netflix dont know what to watch
Can't proceed in the game until everyone is ready
what!!!!! run out of beers???
Just had ice cream for dessert Because i forgot we have cake
Wants to troll phone scamers Never gets a call from one
m4b members spend too much time on uraps
accidentally posts meme before writing bottom text nobody is going to believe me
Skated Bo PEEP FLAt spotted all my wheels
LEWPOWA PICKED IRELIA GG
Got the Perfect response ON fb dONT KNOW THEM WELL ENOUGH TO RESPOND
I don't Fit Perfectly into medium or small
over-filled the dishwasher some of the silverware is still dirty
became canadian citizen country of birth wins more gold medals
wanted thai food got chinese
builds house out of stonebricks makes mistake
wants to watch a movie too many methods to choose from
My Garage door opener broke Now i have to open it manually
I ordered a phone cover it hasn't shipped yet
can't keep track of the days discovers it's saturday by no cheers on tv.
reads justin bieber got stabbed hoax
Iphone Contract up Don't Know if I should switch to android
goes to take a shit toilet paper isnt quilted
Went to 9Gag But realized it's actually pretty gay.
finally i have something good to post on /r/trees but it's the new self post friday
Burned audio cd Forgot to include favorite song
I want to buy something off PLndr My size is sold out
Bled all over my $100 bill while snorting cocaine
I saw a spider.... i didnt have a shoe....
i thash mpelqej ni iphone  m'la
Leaving on vacation Weather in own country is finally going to be great
i'd like to do something but it's so hot outside
Posted funny comment on 9gag Facebook feed full of notifications of people who liked it..
WHEN I PUT MY SPOON IN MY EMPTY PUDDING CUP IT TIPS OVER
went to chick-fil-a to watch lipstick lesbians making out today only two butch hags in flannel shirts showed up
Obsessed with chocolate milk shakes lactose intolerant
so many good steam skins can't decide which one to choose
EVERYONE IS HAVING SEX EXCEPT FOR ME
Forgets elevator etiquette makes everyone late
Forget to bring headphones to work Can hear people when they ask me to do stuff
Too much time to wait Too LITTLE TIME TO ACTUALLY START SOMETHING
want to watch a commercial on youtube but i'd have to sit through an ad
i thought i was 27 but i found out im 27 and a half
fArts in car Fogets windows dont roll down
I don't have the photoshop skills to put the bane's mask on a photo of mine
Wanted to Make religious pilgrimage  But they ran out of Chicken
Cars TO NEW TO HAVE TAPE DECK FOR IPOD CARS TO OLD TO HAVE IPOD CABLE
Accidentally Saw Olympic Results For tonight's events
I want to have chips and salsa but all my bowls are dirty and i'm too lazy to clean one
fORGETS tAMPONS dIES FROM BLOOD LOSs
i burned the pie
my kitchen is a mess
took the sat forgot to bubble in # 1
I'm so good. Jesus died for nothing.
casually strolling in the park byeong appears
casually strolling in the park byeong appears
own a mac cant play fighting is magic
Ordered garlic knots they forgot to pack marinara sauce
Post 'lost numbers so text me your name and numbers' on facebook last night zero text messages in the morning
youtube change their  layout
I really want chick-fil-a but i don't want to hate gay people
I really want chic-fil-a but i don't want to hate gay people
I need to take a dump but my phone battery is dead
I changed the passcode on my iphone now i keep kyping in the old one
ALMOST HALFWAY THROUGH RAMADAAN HAVN'T STARTED RECITING QUR'AAN YET
Tubmlr  post limit
i want to eat all the time and stay thin
My parents switched internet providers and now my upload speed is only 1 meg
Maximo Park has Ticket Cd Bundle on Sale But i'll be 4 hours away from home
I Don't know what I want to be because there are too many things i can be
Got drunk before going out to save money now too depressed to go to bar
jumped off a fence broke my leg
soda in chik-fil-a cup kicked out of antique store
NO ONE LIKES MY MEMES
HAD TO STOP PLAYING SKYRIM... TO TAKE A NAP
Can't get to sleep because it's too hot wake up freezing in the middle of the night
keep farting don't know what i ate
Damn It's his birthday gotta give him booty
sends a message to demi lovato never gets a response
tells myself to view 9gag for an hour only ended up reading for hours
לבושה מהמ? היו? ו?ין לי רעיון לסטטוס שילווה ?ת התמונה
i made  a cake but i ate it:(
Went to the bathroom No more toilet paper
BOUGHT BLACK TEA IT'S DECAF
i want to play runescape  but it's so boring
I was Listening to a song on my cell phone When the text message notification ruined the best part
would like to watch the olympics but nbc's coverage sucks
getting in shape arms are no longer comfy pillows
Went to see 'The Dark Knight Rises' Arrived 10 minutes late. Had to see next showing 20 minutes later....on smaller screen!
I used to love chick-fil-a until politics and religion got involved
Antique Shopping
can't fap will have sex later
the yacht hire place doesn't open til 9am i wanted to be on the water by 8am.
PICTURES OF STARVING AFRICAN CHILDREN DEPRESS ME AND CAUSE ME TO OVEREAT
The REFRIGERATOR'S full of food  i just dont know what to eat
I went to ladies parlour in dubai on a thursday!
i can't protest against chic-fil-a by not eating there because i don't like chic-fil-a food anyway
Cheered for phil
Antique Shopping
I love pokemon and want to be an awesome trainer-girlfriend but y boyfriend has no interest in pokemon whatsoever
I CAME IN SECOND IN THE OLYMPICS
I need a logo but have no idea what I want
kill the tank killed by sniper's molotov
I'm not even crying much
I want to watch magic mike can't because i'm a guy
CHeck Email spam in my inbox
i want to go to sleep but i can't because i napped too much
Want to go on facebook chat but dont want to be seen online
Tried to get on 9gag Servers overloaded
Bought new adidas shoes they don't fit
My weed is too strong for me to smoke before work
i am canadian
logged into social media olympics RUined!
ON TWITTER
had sex accedently farted
moved pc from 3rd to 1st floor because it's too hot Can't Fap Whenever I want anymore
Wanna get cool hipter glasses 20/20 vision
craving some sushi no money
Den ganzen Tag auf Arbeit kein Internet gehabt Handy akku war auch leer
Someone knocked on the door I have to put on a bra
finds the complete season more leechers than seeders
I want to eat string cheese but my nail polish is still wet
Bought an niv bible church switched to esv
Put too much cinnamon in my oatmeal had to add more plain oatmeal to counter
Die in dayz i'll lose everything
He broke up with me because I wouldn't take it in the ass
BUY 50' LED TV there's no space on the living room
no more cigarettes
2 Posts every 15 minutes on 9gag have to read everything
I've lost so much weight I have to buy a new belt and shorts
just got back from my mission trip  and found out tim tebow got traded
pays for minecraft bad video card drives
severely injured myself have to brush it off because i'm out with friends
FINDS OUT BOYFRIEND IS CHEATING CONTINUES TO DATE HIM ANYWAY
tell everyone on facebook i'm over my ex still call him every day
Want to throw away  cosmetics and cleaning substances do not know where the miljostation is
All of my redditor friends assume I don't see the same content they do
tablet got bricked have to read paper books on the toilet now
i'm hungry too lazy to cook
Closet is too big cant find the clothes i want to wear
Got a new number Lost all contacts
sit down for eating ordered pizza and realize the guy didnt slice it
people complain about london olympics opening don't understand because haven't watched it
I want to sleep but minecraft is calling me
I decided to take a short nap and woke up 4 hours later
I wanna put more milk in my cereal to drink it later but i don't want soggy cereal
gets high-school photo taken has a fem-stache
it was all good  until she said
i think that girl's really hot but i hate all of her friends
nails still wet from just being painted suddenly crotch itches
One cigarette left... No matches!
sometimes I get confused when I have a conversation with someone on instagram
my laptop exploded killing my dog insurenced  replaced the laptop not my dog
Civic won't start Have to drive my Sports car to work
Went to lake house for weekend Neighbor's Wifi now password protected
baked pot brownies forgot the pan
I changed my wow name from &#197;vatar to Avat&#229;r. Now I want to change it back
puts toast in toaster comes out burnt on one side
accepted coworker's friend request he posts things i'm not interested in
obama makes me wish carter was still president
favorite show gets to intense moment emergency broadcast system interrupts the program
obsessed with a new band they only have one album out
Bought two happy meals for the toys they both have the same toy
Waits for nbc to air race at 8:30 nbc shows results at 6:30
spent all day making milkshakes still no boys in my yard
Went grocery shopping No room in the freezer for ice cream
couldn't understand hunger games and avengers posts cause i didn't watch the movies now it's the batman posts too
My husband truly loves me but i feel invincible
Started downloading 3 seasons of a series i like season 2&3 are ready but there are no seeders for season 1
MY friends Spoiled the results of the 400M IM Before I got to watch it on Tv
Want to talk to Saria keep playing zelda's lullaby
I want to boycott chick-fil a But I live in canada
missed the season premiere of desperate housewives even though its recorded
4 channels showing the Olympics just one tv
I want to study but i havent fnish the series
Farted in the elevator door opens at next floor
after the party got one missed call from wismar
I have over a Million Data Points in my Matlab file But I FOrgot to finish the expression with a semicolon
Uses up their monthly money from mom and dad Now I have to wait until next week to buy this gamer mouse
5 years on reddit only 4 karma
i want to lurk on /b/ but it's ramadan
WANT TO COOK BACON EVERYTHING WILL SMELL LIKE BACON FOR HOURS
Been memed on chat
i dont want to roll the car window up but i cant hear usher
I want to play zyra  but I have too many champions and someone steals her before I can scroll down
PEed on the toilet seat Didn't wear socks
Too lazy to create own hihat pattern for house track all hihat loops in sample library are 140 bpm
I want to listen to my satellite radio but it won't acquire signal under drive-thru overhang
HAs coupon for free item forgets to use it at register
i have too many songs for my ipod
My toilet is too far from my Wi-Fi
met christian bale at memorial still dont know how movie ends
I asked for *soy* milk
bud so sticky pretty hard to pack with
Accidentally closed last tab in safari lost full screen mode
spent time with jeff I will never get those 3 minutes back
Wants mountain lion update pro tools is too old
Found bug in g++ can't use -o3
REALLY WANTS TO ENJOY DARK KNIGHT RISES CANT UNDERSTAND BANE
the wifi is down forgets what day it is
receives a Text with your friend's address Doesn't have a smartphone
i didn't think he would actually leave i should've made the sandwhich
i ordered a coke and the waitress asked me if pepsi would be ok
Downside to living in High Crime Area More Jury Summons
10$ on koweitii ebay Sodomie comprise !
No good shows on TV
i broke a nail
i need a dump all cubicles are full
this toilet smells like steamed veges
forgot to save my sims 3 game
want to upvote a link  but not signed in and already on page 6
My power went out now i have to eat everything in my fridge
lost my morpher have to fight putties
i'm so sleepy but my laptop battery is full
No new posts on 9GAG now i have to work
that magazine at the supermarket check out line proved my boyfriend was sleeping with my best friend
Excited to see 'he lives' posters around somebody writes 'for now' on them
i gained 5 lbs and my boyfriend dumped me
I keep spending money  And still cant do a3
i CAN'T EXERCISE TODAY... BECAUSE I ACCIDENTALLY WASHED MY IPOD IN THE WASHING MACHINE.
The Graphics on my New Macbook are pixelated because no one has retina support yet
Old Teammate makes the nfl Deletes me from facebook
I want to make a meme but cant decide which one
RECIEVES LINK HAS TO TYPE IT INTO ADDRESS BAR
I really wanted to wear lipgloss today But I play clarinet
Hit the back button while waiting for my show to buffer now it has to start all over
Found funny wi-fi name on reddit Would have to change too many devices
I want to get up and turn on my a/c but I just ate too much fried chicken to want to move
dark knight rises was so deep and moving cant have sex with girlfriend on the same day after watching it
Paused a show on netflix from my computer ipad didn't save where i left off
GoT CHEAP INTERNATIONAL FLIGHT
found awesome site on reddit site is down due to reddit traffic.
I want to seed this torrent on a private tracker but no one is downloading it
I WANT TO EAT MY CEREAL BUT MY GUM KEEPS FALLING IN IT
doesnt stand on the black tiles because its ''lava'' stands on the black tiles
Apple part return labels are for fedex my office only has daily ups pickups
wants to select all pressed command+Q instead
My video stream crashed Now I have to re-watch the Commercials
The wall street Journal app is too slow on my original ipad
not playing games already bought too busy thinking of what games to get next
herp ies
Wants to play xbox the tv is too small
Saw a cute guy on cam4 and when he pulled down his underwear He had a vigana
wanted to open in new tab opened in new window
8am wendy's was closed Had to go  burger king
I want to make a first world problem meme but my life is too damn perfect
Steam shows both windows and mac versions of my purchases super annoying!
Listen to Music on iPhone Can't use Shazam to find out whats Playing
skype won't work on my computer have to use ipad instead
i WANT TO APPLY FOR JOBS ONLINE BUT THE COFFEE SHOP'S INTERNET COSTS MONEY
I want to lisTEN TO A PODCAST BUT I ALSO FEEL LIKE LISTENING TO MUSIC
Putting phone on bed cant find it next morning
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Too much time for reddit Not enough time for a video game
want real mexican food family wants chipotle
Bricked My phone only other phone has t9 texting
I want to send back my eagle scout to protest BSA policy But I'm pretty sure it was voided when I transitioned to a girl
My back hurts from sitting on the couch all day
finished mixing cake batter forgot to shove it in my ass
want to update status about having power cut off needs power to post status on the internet
i click the link it opens in crome and not firefox
have  to pee really bad but don't want someone else to get on the computer
want to donate blood afraid of needles
Tried to set up amazon prime on a ps3 couldn't figure it out
Bought a bag of skittles Filled with least favorite flavor
visited 9gag no first-world-problems meme
My new computer is too fast i can't read the tips on loading screens
Went to The Dark Knight Rises In aurora colorado Movie ticket wasn't refunded
5 YEAR ANNIVERSARY CANT DECIDE WHERE TO EAT STEAK
So many games where do i begin
Obama doesn't think I'm the special butterfly my mom told me I was
found the man of my dreams but
New youtube video got uploaded have to wait until it's available in HD
community choice is one you picked Can't give them money because sale starts after having to go to bed
cleaning lady made my bed before I took the sex toys out of it
Dark Knight rises released in USA cant browse 9gag til it's released in germany
GOT MY FRIENDS TO PICKET CHICK-FIl-a SCHEDULED IT FOR A SUNDAY
Not enough milk for the amount of cereal i poured
Got a papercut from a crisp $100 bill
UnEmployment claim denied
somebody shared one of my facebook photos... and got more 'likes' than i did
My armpit itches but i just put on deoderant
i want to buy new vegas but i haven't beaten fallout 3 yet
Computer got upgraded All the buttons got moved
MEant to turn off controller turned off system
wallet is broken it's too full of gift cards
Goes to restroom braces self for cold toilet seat
brought scones back from europe one of them broke
NO MILK IN THE FRIDGE LIFE IS SO BRUTAL
Can't fall asleep  My automatiC sprinkler Is too loud
5 hour flight No anime
picked up 300kg of ambergris turns out to be animal fat
I bought a new PC still gtx 580
Too many games dont know which to play
My birthday is COMING  and i have to choose a place to celebrate it
SOMEONE MADE FUN OF ME ON THE INTERNET
Logged in to HomerConnect at 7AM Couldn't get the room I wanted
sAt down to wait for elevator Now I'm too tired to get back up to ride it
he said lets play the tip game now i'm pregnant
I made another sandwhich but now im not hungry
thought i shit but only farted
USB port on my car's stereo is broken have to use the radio if I want to listen to music
I SHARED MY PROFILE PICTURE EVERYONE LIKED THE LINK
me  whenever the power goes out
please no more  notifications for games
Closes One tab opens two more
I am noT the real slim shady So I can't stand
internet cuts out now i have to leave my room
I was Eating Sushi then the roll fell apart in my soy sauce
got a new itunes account after the breakup synced my ipod and it deleted everything
I want to SLEEP BUT THE STREAM IS TOO INTERESTING
Bought Peanut Butter Smooth
Asked for a Refreshing Ros Brought White Zinfandel Instead
i want to buy a unch of games from steam but i have a mac
djed at party nobody danced
Panera ruined my authentic buffalo experience
In line for 12 items or less check out have 13 items
i have money to spend but there are no clothes that match my taste
le dije hola  y terminamos en la cama
pressed '1' for english his name was 'peggy'
i only hooked up with 5 guys tonight
CLICK ON ONION HEADLINE IT'S A VIDEO
I dont know which louis vuitton purse to buy
I had to take all of the alcohol out of the freezer To make room for the food
cAn I borrow your lighter? I'll be back in few minutes... he said
The Milk expires today And now I have to eat 20 bowls of cereal
wants to watch more firefly
wants to sleep husband keeps showing me memes
Potato chips are too crunchy I can't hear the tv
I want to see the glasses-less 3d images but i can't cross my eyes
had to drive MY KID TO SCHOOL its 15 minutes away
Went to the apple store White IPad was sold out
i can't finish any games because i keep getting new ones
housekeeping keeps making my bed wrong
Just sat down and got comfortable Left my drink on the counter
Clicked on the Art Tab on Pinterest It was all Tattoos
i can't find the drop in chinchilla
Viacom took away Nick Jr. for Direct TV customers Now I have to actually spend time with my children
Has tons of music on computer can't find the one it's in head all day
my client wanted me to drive by a house but that's too much work
Bought a New iPhone Had to get a Sat Nav app seperatly
FIGHT to death WITH MY FRIENDS to decide where we spent the friendship day
google chrome won't remember my login information on reddit
New Ablum from Korn is out feat Skrillex
Tries to let out silent fart comes out extremely loud
i don't know how to spend an equal amount of time with every gaming platform that i own
LEARNS SHIP WILL NEVER BE CANON GOES DOWN WITH THE SHIP
This Build works... but i do to much damage
good song on radio pulling into driveway
I want to have sex But my boyfriend wants to finish season 2 of downton abbey
I love you so much But I can't explain it in words
want to update my facebook don't know what to post
I want to roll a cigarette but i only have long papers
Have a well paid job as a lifegaurd no hot girls ever come to my pool
new facebook notification luisa-christie walton-stoev tagged you in 37 photos
I want to Go SwimmIng in the pool to cool off But the Water is hotter than the air
waits for friends to finish SENTENCE  forgot  what i was going to say next
Didn't choose to change to timeline facebook changed it automatically
Lost remote Now I have to watch kid shows.
FoRGOT I CUT MY HAIR SHAMPOO DRIbBLED DOWN MY FACE
told mom not to put lime on my chicken now i have to eat something else
destroying enemy nexus but they surrendered
makes birthday wish what's taking so long?
i ran out of papers
Ask for coke Pepsi
dubstep party? with no dubstep
steam summer sales are running steams harddrive is full after only 3 days
I wanna crack a videogame but the internet is too slow
Left 4 dead 2 75% off already have it
That awkward moment when  you get a friend request from your mother on fb
steam sale is going on but i already have all the games i want
too 1337 for consoles too poor for a pc
Need Food Too lazy to go to the supermarket
Sat down Left the remote on the other side of the room
Can't watch spongebob have directv
STEAM IS DOWN CAN'T BUY GAMES
I WANT TO EAT ice cream BUT TIMO ISN'T ONLINE
Food was delivered to my grocery store in Packaging I don't particurally care for
Went for a free tshirt event missed 2 free tshirts in office
Must work in order to party Can't party because of work
crush sent me a kissy face but her friend hacked her
looking for galaxy s3 blue model sold out
have to wait 3 years for 4g in new zealand
forgot to wear earrings hole closed up
wants to buy Bethesda pack on steam sales Not AVAILABLE in Eu
BANK CARD IS BEING REPLACED  can't buy on steam
BRING HOME GROCERIES NOT ENOUGH ROOM IN THE REFRIGERATOR FOR THEM
FRIDGE TOO FULL TO SHUT
Want to watch magic Mike preachers kid works at the theater
prayed for karma to pay him back don't know why that's wrong
STEAM BEINGS SUMMER SALE ALREADY OWN THE GOOD GAMES
VING
broke a nail has to cut all the rest even
scratched lottery ticket didnt win 100 million dollars
Seit 2 Stunden xhamster link zum Fappieren offen Die ganze zeit nur Fukkrn und rtl2 guckn
I just found out that gogo dancing is the same as being a stripper
Steam Sales Started Have all the games
warm rockstar tastes like shit left it in the freezer for too long
didn't register email to reddit has to start all over again
Bought fancy new smartphone putting screen protector took all morning
No discography torrent have to download albums one by one
FORGOT TO PAUSE NEAR THE END OF A SONG ON SPOTIFY NOW I NEED TO LISTEN TO ADVERTS FOR MUSIC I HATE
this perfectly clean water is too warm to drink
I developed good calluses But accidentally bit them off
internet connection lost need to get out of the room
The wedding could actually be in jamaica i don't know what 3g coverage will be like
Food is cheap and plentiful I don't have the self control to not be fat
HungRy McDonaLds two blocks away
Have a big booty doeSn't fit in the shoRts
buys sunblock rains for the rest of the week
PLAYS ADVENTURE PONIES rARITY IS JUST A RESKIN OF TWILIGHT SPARKLE
Goes to WC while shopping multiple shopping bags can't fit on the hook
Picked off too much thumbnail hurts playing word scramble
got married at 20. had kids at 22. thinking about a divorce at 24.
direct tv took away 26 channels
Tries to see the american mary panel at comic con filled to capacity
gets to work and realizes earphones are at home
Busted a window out of his car... Forgot he still has my Party lite shit.
Have cute stationery don't know who to encourage
Air conditioner broke It won't turn off and I'm too cold
ordered a meal deal because it was cheap but i can't eat it all myself
My New Lexus Doesn't Have enough HorsePower
feel like having cereal right now no milk
Took me twice as long to start my car because I was using the wrong bmw key
My name is LidiA i'M ADDICTED TO mEMES
Someone else's FWP More frivolous than mine
Casablanca PLAYing at egyptian theater working on dexter instead
Teacher assigns summer reading book not on sparknotes
watered the lawn it rained
I have to go to the bathroom but my cellphone has 0% Battery
lost the remote to my t.v. stuck watching the same channel for 3 hours
forgot to send thank you card now she de-friended me
got back from 5 day vacation have to wake up early again
woke up with numb hand forgot to fap
Cleared the history on my computer now i dont know what I have already read on reddit
i would like to be able to buy variety packs of soft drinks but they only do that for snacks and breakfast cereals
spent too long on toilet browsing reddit leg is asleep
Got red rupee in dungeon Wallet is already full
CANNOT GET OUT OF BED TO GET SOMETHING TO EAT
The Same Wedding Singer Every Wedding!
SHOE SIZE NOT IN STORE HAVE TO BUY THEM ONLINE
Colours on MY MONITOR ARE OFF DON'T HAVE TIME TO CALIBRATE IT
I really want to draw more but my hand hurts like hell from today's activity
watching live cant fast forward adverts
i HAVE 7 GRAMS OF DANK BUT ONLY 3 BLUNTS LEFT
Changed relationship status Only got 27 likes
got a new alarm clock still hangover
news feed's full of 9gag reposts CAN'T STAND SEEIN' THE SAME GAG TWICE
390 games in my steam account nothing to play
Finally in a relationship don't get to be the crazy one
finally meets fb friend in real life 1 hour of akward silence playing with fb mobile
i wanted some chips but the host hasn't opened them yet
I started the air conditionner because heat prevented from sleeping but it was too noisy for me to sleep
I can't relax at the spa the hottub is making a gurgling noise
I can't go to the mall because i have to pack for my trip to paris
2 ipads 3 kids
Want to play facebook game Need to Install flash Player
I have Job
i repeated a racist joke i saw online. now everyone thinks i'm racist.
I thought my duck lips picture was sexy so I posted it. now some jerk turned it into a meme and everyone's making fun of me.
Clicked On NSFW Picture It was safe For Work
Done getting ready for bed not sleepy anymore
wants to get in hotel's jacuzzi to many people in it already
My phone is only a touchscreen
Cooked chicken and rice but now i'm not hungry anymore
i HAVE TO TAKE A SHIT JUST GOT OUT OF THE SHOWER
lands a job after months of searching complains about traffic
Did not go out because of work in the morning feel sick anyway
I HAVE TO PEE TOO COMFORTABLE TO GET UP
I used to be able to scroll thru m9gag now I have to click on thumbs
Need to go to the store already took off my bra
donated money to third world cause
no soccer for 2 months forced to watch mls
Pinned 50 pins to pinterest ...on the wrong board
It's so hot outside air conditioning can only keep my house at 74
phone bill only $100 tears of relief
have everything want more
has everything want more
i have ideas for rage comics  but i'm too lazy to make it
got hover zoom  can't tell which links i visited on reddit
whatched grey's anatomy on tv skipped one episode
i CAN'T READ ON THE BUS anymore now i drive a car
TOo many chips Not enough salsa
too hot to go outside watch 5 hours of law and order instead
big cobra starship fan cant listen to night shades
I want to stay in tonight but i have too many friends that want me to hang out
ear hurts pillow too hard
Bought dessert I'm too full to eat it
Want to play minecraft battery almost dead
Trader Joe's Was Closed Had to buy an entire refrigerators' worth of food at kroger
I don't want to shop at walmart but they have the lowest prices
cant find the name of the techo song i like theres no lyrics
gets 3 kills in a row takes screenshot too late
my house is so big i Have to use ethernet
umyLam podlege... nie wyschLa...
IT'S THE LAST YOGURT DOESN'T KNOW IF SHOULD EAT IT OR LEAVE IT FOR OTHER PEOPLE
Land 30 minutes early Have to stay on tarmac for twenty minutes
i had 899 followers last night this morning i had 898
too tired to cook too hungry to sleep
first to like last to get     truth is
God
forgot somthing from my house thats 1 blocks away complains to self the whole time why you forgot it
Thought micro ECONS is hard macro is even harder
voted republican horse dicks in the hot dog meat
My gym membership ran out so now i have to use my home gym
liked the link not the picture
should i buy the pink one or the yellow one ?
power went out cant cook
xbox live connection service alert skyrim saves are on the cloud
Just brushed my teeth can't eat or drink anything sweet
want to watch my favorite video it keeps buffering
The chocolate dribbles on my starbucks latte don't look pretty this time
have to work 13 hours. forgot to put on deodorant.
sET MY PHONE ON 'VIBRATE' lOUD BUZZ!
I want to find the name of the Skrillex song I like But it doesn't have any lyrics
WANTED TO MAKE CAT VIDEOS CAT JUST SLEEPS ALL DAY
Air conditioner went out for a couple hours bead of sweat almost made it to my buttcrack
thought provoking post worthy of upvote in /r/atheism
I opted for parenthood
Got a voucher for free Mp3s blew it on a movie soundtrack
ran out of bottled water now i have to use the filter on the sink
gets to visit sydney 3 times a week due to 'work' has to repeatedly fill out arrival and departure cards
ALL THE FIREWORKS WENT OFF AT ONCE
I want to play videogames don't want to go all the way downstairs
Going to dinner at the country club Too many Delicious options
Got Iphone No Notification LED
my boyfriend is on bathsalts
Closed ad popup immediatly there were boobs in it
he ejaculated in my mouth!
its so hot out The AC can't cool down    my escalade
my friends keep using this photo to make fun of me and i don't know how they do it
wait all day to get home to play video games too tired after work
EveryTIME I GO ON SOCCER MEME jUST BALOTELLI MEMES
i'm an artist can you pleae walk me through using iweb?
About to go gym realise no pretrainer
Don't want to get out of bed this early too well rested to fall back asleep
wants to marry robert pattison im no KRISTEN STEWART
put on my left shoe now i have to put on the right one
gets a tattoo cant remove it
mi-a promis limbi mi-a dat muie
I ate too much food at the buffet now my stomach hurts
just as i log out of facebook new person get on
thought i got through with globespan until they asked for wi-fi password
Cleaning people made the toilet water blue  Drank too much fresh clean water to turn it green
school
Needs to talk to both friends about meeting up  doesn't have gold membership on xbox
Depression
see really funny thing dont have photo machine  to post it on 9gag
Lots of problems today... But they're all first world problems
I want to study But there's a computer in the room
my iphone broke so I have to use my blackberry
I'm tired of having three way sex
Sometimes i ragequit reddit but then i realise i didn't open the link in a new tab
Ordered pizza forgot the tiramisu
I NUDGED HIM ON SONG POP GAME OVER
Didn't have time to download BDRip Have to watch dvdrip instead
finally discovered meme generator can't think of anything funny to say
they don't have diet coke only diet pepsi
Im Being Trolled And They Won't Come and Fight Me in Person
forgot to shave today camel toe will be so itchy!
Just finished watching all episodes of my favourite series now what am i supposed to do?
I finally used my blackbird they used a counter spyplane
My pet rock ran away
finally battle legandary pokemon flees battle first turn
expected a slow work day boss gave me work
i need to pee but non of my bottles are empty
GOt the new macbook pro retina now my 1080p movies are pixelated
i want to play halo 4 i have ps3
I want  to go outside to smoke but it's too hot outside
Watch the human centipede they said It'll be fun they said
Lost remote Has to get up to turn on tv
Surgeon Did his job too well Scar doesn't Look as Cool as Expected
I'm so hungry because i didn't want dinner
I missed out! ON EARLY-BIRD Parklife tickets
Just finished eating and about to sleep buddy asked if i was free to eat and hang out
Gives his boyfriend a BJ Gets ACUTE PHARYNGITIS
Instagram is down Now to Remove my makeUp
plays tf2 & cod & battlefield gets bullied for not choosing which is better
Twitter is down Now I have to use facebook.
WROTE SELF-PITYING status on facebook nobody asked what's up
found a funny image realised it was on 9gag
i asked for a musician  they sent me a mime act
i want to ride my bike but I have no gas to get to the park
40 days in a sunny country for the vacations Slow internet
tried to create a google account but all the good usernames were taken
Babysitting my nephew  Don't  know baby signlanguage
Used meme generator  Stole my meme
Dont have the right fruit now my fruit shake will taste different
nobody cares what really was my problem when this photo was taken
Want to disable fb acc bcos of o's cannot disable bcos of school/class page
DRIVING DOWN THE STREET IN MY TRUCK BLINDED BY ALL THE CHROME
The drive-Thru forgot my honey mustard sauce
can't shoot fireworks this week all of my lenses sold on ebay
there's an ad playing in my browser but I can't figure out which tab it's in
COMMUTE TO WORK IS TOO SHORT CANT ENJOY NEW CAR
this store doesn’t carry fiji water
The employees at starbucks cannot control the thermostat
Doesn't have any fundie facebook friends to earn karma for me on reddit
So much food can't decide what to eat
Lowers office chair Went too low. Need to stand and raise again.
There are 53 people on FB chat But nobodys on that i actually want to talk to
Missed Period Husband had vasectomy
travelling to europe No one to take care of my dog
want a soda vending machines don't accept $20's
bought new ipad old case doesn't fit
nothing to do this sunday watching my torrents dl progress
my gps instructions keep interrupting my music
Films pretend music video never releases it.
i HAD TO GET A NEW iPOD nOW i HAVE TO RE-INSTALL ALL OF MY 10
buys an xbox has to pay for online gameplay
full bar at home still goes to bar to drink
I'm addicted  to 9gag
redbox website doesn't list prices for games.
gets $100 Rebate cant use with any other discounts
My Bottle of zyrtec opened in my luggage now i have to search for all those tiny pills
INstagram is down now people can’t see what i’ve eaten
TOo many games I can play Decide not to play any
Hate Packing my Bags For Vacation
Can't take a shit in peace
Storm knocked out power drives to starbucks to complain about it on facebook
I SPEND MORE TIME LOOKING FOR A GAME TO PLAY THAN PLAYING IT
Bandaid on thumb because of cut Can't Text right with touch screen phone
fingers rough and calloused from climbing can't use fingerprint login for laptop
buy a brand new dslr camera no bluetooth
I just cant get a 50 in halo.. and no one will sell me one
15/0/2 Ranked game DEFEAT
finally finished work cbf doing anything
i Finally Had a great idea For a helpful ama but i only have an ipad and can't type or edit quickly
Leaves saferoom without taking a health kit
gema 2013? No more music in internet and clubs!
became a teacher  have to teach summer school
Can't find my laptop charger asks for a new ipad2
can't find my laptop charger need a new ipad
I bought too much stuff on vacation Now I need to buy another suitcase
Must go to bed has planted oysters
I got caught lying now i don't know what excuse to say
I say its fine HE REALLY THINKS iT'S OKAY
FORGOT KIDS MEAL TOY To old to ask for one
I just sat down with my laptop but the tv remote is on the other side of the couch
Parents no longer have sky Have to watch rubgy late on prime
Last day before 2 week vacation the day is so long
digiorno pizza is cooked on top but still raw on the bottom
Found an awesome desktop wallpaper It has 4:3 resolution
Didn't make it to the bathroom first this morning toilet seat was warm
fresh coat of nail polish now i have to pee
bought an island not self sustaining
I catched up with the latest issue of The Walking dead comic now i have to wait a whole month for a new one
I want to listen to the radio All stations are on commercial...
Bought a happy meal didn't get a toy
zoomed in to close on memegenerator.net lost in memes
watched both seasons of 'game of thrones' in one week has nothing else to watch
TWEETS FAVORITE CELEBRITY NO REPLY
My pin is stuck on the hijab and I cant get it out
Aida wants me to go outside  But i want to stay indoors
everyone in the picture is tagged except for the one attractive person i wanted to stalk
Wants to get tattoo doesn't know what to get
Have an iTch on bottom of foot Dont want to take off $300 shoE
Gas price goes down 5&#162; filled up yesterday
Found Facebooks hottest and cute girl can only view poetic cover photos
too hot outside too much a/c inside
Last piece Gotta change roll
I want to masturbate But my cat is sleeping in my room
every time i get up i get a wedgie
I knew I should've made him pull out
would it help.. if i told you shes way hotter?
romantyczna kolacja i świece zapomniałem
TOO BORED TO COOK. TOO BROKE TO ORDER.
WANTS TO SMOKE A JOINT TOO LAZY TO GET FOOD
i want to go to the neighborhood pool but i already ate too much today so my stomach looks fat
I WANNA EAT VIDEO WON'T LOAD
I Missed the boat to darnassus... Now i'll have to wait two more minutes
'Likes' disappeared on profile picture Now everyone will think no one likes my picture
Ordered a coke zero got a coke light
Grass has dew on it Forgot my towel
My slipper doesnt have a back so it falls off my foot when i bend my leg
Thought this girl was flawless Found out she was photoshopped
I gave my baby rice now the entire house is sticky
Went to jail all they gave me were stale cookies
Three Enemies ahead cant decide which one to kill
Sigh more bullshit from dk?
The rain.... Its never going to stop!!
Too much clothes broke my shelf now gotta buy new home
There's not enough room in the fridge for all these leftovers
Smart phone about to die don't want to get up to charge it
My new computer is too fast I can't clean my nails during loading screens now
Has great ideas for rage comics and advice animals to lazy too do them
I want to cut out drinking to promote weightloss but shifty is in town in less than a month and i'm afraid ofa  lowered tolerance to alcohol
My Instagram post got less likes than i expected
no more coke
I have to much food Not enough room in my fridge
Finally Had timE to play DIABLO 3 Server down for Maintenance
BOUGHT MCDONALDS WITH A HUNDRED DOLLAR BILL  CASHIER GAVE ME BACK ALL ONES
want to take energy drink out of fridge don't know if it's cold enough
ACCIDENTALLY Updated windows  google chrome didn't reopen tabs
Cant tell if clay matthews or aj hawk
You hate Lebron for Invalid reason We can't be friends
wow account got hacked
I want to upvote this But it's not on reddit
tagging friends in photos on facebook not all are my friends on facebook
Wanted to eat rice with fruit Only had rice with vegetables
omg
Bored at work wish i had a puppy
There is Not enough room in my refrigerator
6 No
I want to read but my nook is in the car
GOT A NEW CAR CAN't Smoke in it
I want to make a shuffling video But it's nearly 100 degrees outside
Lady on gold coast WinS hoLiday on sunshine coast
Trying to clean out my inbox getting 20 new emails
take shower too physically attached to the shower to get out
This is how it feels on the first day of school
has to wait another day for car
beats halo 3 finds out bungie isn't making halo 4
went to go smoke weed with my friends they stole my lighter
WANT TO BUSS AH SHIT BUT ALL D TOILET PAPER DONE
pizza slice is too big can't take it with one hand
oNLY 6 LIKES ON MY FACEBOOK PIC.... iM SO UGLY!
she tells me to sleep but i slept the whole day
I wish I had more time for my friends but i'm almost through 50 shades darker
Finished watching the legend of korra season 1 can't wait until season 2 comes out
So angry the fast food company didn't make my burger correctly
The garage is finally empty now the house is full again
Ordered burger without cheese they put cheese on it
i accidentally clicked get timeline
netflix suggestions for me are things i've already watched
USes latest indesign still doesn't find history palette
my iphone headphone cable was ripped of now i can'T phone properly while i'm on the train
I canceled my pre-order for kingdom harts. Price goes up by &#163;10 on release date
bought a 1 liter drink now i have to carry it everywhere
was pouring a bowl of cerial put the milk in first
took a personality tesst failed miserably
i want to prepare pasta but jonah monson is taking up all my time
Free shipping on orders from €20 product cost €19
minority groups in  a democracy
Ordered retina display macbook pro shipping estimate:4-5 Weeks
O kursze a żem dojebał
O kursze A żem dojebał
looked at rents in philadelphia had existential crisis
figured out how to create a bot on turntable.fm have no use for it because nobody ever goes in my room
Finally gets job INTERVIEW  same time as lok season FINALE
I have a feeling  It's never going to upload is it
STARTED WATCHING GAME OF THRONES ON LAPTOP CAN'T GET COMFORTABLE ON COUCH
Plays Pokemon on Computer Computer Not Portable like Normal Gameboy Color
I downloaded a song on itunes but Now i can't download anymore because I'm 1 cent short
JOHNNY DEPP IS SINGLE NOW I GOT MARRIED RECENTLY
eindelijk Progress mail slb cijfer
i have so much to do but so lazy to do it
I WANTED SOME CEREAL BUT THERE WAS NO MILK
I need a new mouse Because the wheel on the old one is bothering me
LEBRON WON A RING CAN''T MAKE ANYMORE 'NO RING' JOKES
One of the four n64 controlers does not work
Its so hot out today But the AC makes it too cold inside
The AC is blowing my hair in my face First world problems
all caught up on walking dead comics now i have to wait for the next issue
Split Skin on thumb Can't use iphone properly
R.i.p Lebron james no ring jokes
Bought kevin durant jersey miami wins championship
Caprisun One is too little
got free tickets to a movie premiere had to sit in front of the theater
FIRST DAY OF SUMMER TWITTER WENT DOWN
I want to wear heels to warped tour Don't wanna die
Finally finished installing game Now I have to wait an hour for an update
Nobody Takes Me SEriously
It's pledge week on MPR And my ipod is at home
Why can't everyday be taco tuesday?
took car to dealership for annual maintenance a/c settings are changed
Iain face tagged me in a post with neil mccallum
30k to repair? Im going to have to farm act 1 more!
playing online multiplayer need to pee desperately
can't pay rent landlord's on holiday
pregnanT 2 days before schedule
SENDS TEXT ON SMARTPHONE SPENDS NEXT 3 TEXTS CORRECTING YOUR MISTAKES
shit
Rains variously I can't use just one speed setting of windshield wipers
Court Martials Bunge half of his clan leaves
When I'm driving and something gets in my eye. And every light is green so I don't have time to stop for a second to get it out.
Cute girl profile Only hipster pictures of objects
made an epic city in sim city 4 game crashed
i have to go home and rest it's raining outside
I just lost my wireless mouse for mylaptop Now i have to use the touchpad
GOT A NEW DEBT CARD NOW I HAVE TO UPDATE ALL MY ONLINE ACCOUNTS
being 15 minutes without internet being french
Goes to every indie/alternative festivals in his country parents still think he likes linkin park
i cut my mouth eating kettle chips last night... they were the spicy thai flavor
Can't believe that people weigh themselves after pooping weighs own record at 2.1 pounds
Happy Birthday Philip
Set the adjustable chair too low Have to stand up to ensure the ideal height
WOKE UP had a moderate headache
There is no football game tonight  i have to play lol all day
my boyfriend knocked me up now he works at maccas
goes to supermarket  stop's SELLING my favourite snack
Wants to go to a patio for a beer but it is too hot out
im-ing with friends online press enter instead of backspace
Customer asks for shades of grey book doesn't mean jasper fforde
Have to wait for Pandora to buffer a song I'm just going to skip anyway
bought new game cant find controller
Sings Along to a song out loud at a party Gets the words wrong
Reddit is down now i have no excuse to do something productive
I live in georegia BUT I DONT SEE RUSIA NO WHERE  not even sound
wanted a laptop all i got was a tablet
Wants to take a nap the housecleaner is making to much noise
I can't decide if I should stay in my pajamas or take a shower ON THE DAYS I WORK FROM HOME
Got addicted to nyan cat's cuteness changed its appearance
went from phone to computer dont remember what threads i read
young Girls having sex -so bad why can't they just smoke
Bought a can of pringles once I popped I couldn't stop
I'm so embarrassed my escalade needs to be washed
opens up this meme forgets what to type
AM i the only one WHO HATES STARWARS AND FOOTBALL ?
Shootmania soon goes into beta AND I WON'T HAVE SUMMER VACATION UNTIL DECEMBER
the escalator broke down so now I have to walk up the steps.
find an &#163;8.99 domino's deal it's collection only
added her as a close friend she said we could only be just friends
an advanced tribe joins me but its too close to an enemy capital
just found out TECHNOSLAVAKIA  isn't a real country
Parents tell me i'm getting a Rolex Can't decide on Batons or Numerals
turns on hose water still leaks out faucet
i can't bear the pain of eating chicken fingers without honey mustard
driving to work caught a red light
at the beach raining
i want to delete my status because it is mistaken but it has so many likes
goes to gym forgets protein shake
Need to pee but baron BUFF WILL BE USELESS
ah n&#227;o! rafit vai jogar :/
Beats czech 4-1 in opening game exits tournament
ordered well done steak steak was medium well done
Too many games not enough time
the songs in this mix are too UNDERGROUND for shazam
not another lol pic for 6 more minutes..
le le le le le 9gag le le le troll face
Wake up mid rem-sleep whole day ruined
Getting a haircut head itches and can't scratch it
Can't sing and toke at the same time stoner problems
finds out how to make a meme can't make one correctly
FOrgets lighter At home Friends lightEr still has the child safety lock on..
'THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN GOING TO THE POST OFFICE AND WAITING IN LINE' -STAMPS.COM
does a liverpool accent sounds scottish
Since i have great hair every day it wont be special for prom
mom finally bougt some water it's arrowhead
forgot to save my front row seat now i have to sit 3 rows back
I'm really sick and my lips are really sore and they get extra sore when I smile but I can't stop smiling and I huuuuurt.
i wan't to pee  but i'm on the  MIDDLE OF A KILLING SPREE
I redeem each key But its already taken
trimmed my eyebrows
can't sunbathe horseflies bite me immediately
Not enough cereal left... to fill bowl
10
Loads up guitar lesson tutorial on youtube guy uses capo
Only studied for 7 hours omg how will i ever pass?
RAN OUT OF FOOD FROM CARE PACKAGES still have finals left
just went to starbucks has just finished all of the coffee
Away from home and need to use the internet 3g just isn't fast enough
BUY RONaldo you will win euro fantasy league they said
walks down the stairs Forgets something so you have to walk back up
Gue sedih kenapa kampus gue jarang libur???
16 and pregnant MTv rejected me
tried to go for a run too fat
Oxford university press have 75% off
Too many memes Can't find the proper one
Play angry birds while having a dump Poo all dried after
catch 'rare' pokemon  now  bastard is everywhere
im starving and this food looks delicious but i really have to pee
Knew all the questions on the test Didn't knew the answers
i told my friends i had 500WHP UNTUNED dan evans called me out
I'm a miss california finalist but It costs slightly over my budget
Gets PC upgraded  cant decide what to play now
Who has two thuMbs and a license? Everyone but me
hey
go to buffet can't even finish one plate
Can't see her forehead
Ate too much steak can't finsh my fries
Got an ice cream cone only want the cone part
over 900 channels  nothing to watch
CAN't put on earphones cuz' a friend is talking
i GOT TIMELINE wHY?
WANTS TO EAT JAPANESE HATES SEAFOOD
SCORES IN THE 90 MIN RULED OFFSIDE
working with prezi can't use italics
couldn't turn on the faucet to wash my hands because they had food all over them
no electricity iced cream melted
the two shows i'm flipping between are on the same commercial schedule
BIGGEST WILDFIRE IN STATE HISTORY CAN'T SET OFF ILLEGAL FIREWORKS
Tried really hard to study for spanish Went full retard
called to dinner just started new piece of gum
forgot to bring in doggie bag from chez panisse now prius smells like food
Walmart cut down on the number of cart returns. I had to take it back up to the curb
Summer clothes arrived from home Lausanne decides to suspend summer
No wifi or 3g connection while taking a shit
AC gets the office too cold in the summer needs to buy heater for desk
drove ten hours to see buckethead he didn't play my FAVOURITE song
forgot leftovers from restaurant in car car smells like food
You Broke up with me  then you troll me in cod?
'SUBSCRIBE FOR 2000 FRIEND REQUESTS DOESN'T GET 2000 FRIEND REQUESTS
Only 239 out of my 240 friends Came to my party this weekEnd
MY DESKTOP CLOCK IS OFF BY 3 MINUTES FIRST WORLD PROBLEMS
three ipods none of them work
does sports 3 mounths still fat as shit
spent last of money on trees lighter dies
I'm at a nice hotel on the beach My internet is too slow to reddit effectively
played game for years of childhood lost it
Had dinner forgot to post a photo of it on facebook
Always trades for the best players Cant ever hit in LA
Too much noise when walking because of all the money in my pocket
Needs 5 inches of tape only 4 left on roll
only talking to you on 2 devices what are we
opens tumblr app is late for tumblr party
left car in sun leather got too hot
Checks all of facebook notifications one wont go away
goes on internet to research about pain in knee REALISE YOU ARE DOWN WITH EVERY DISEASE ON THE INTERNET
i Let kanye get in his zone
Opened a bottle of wine Can't re-cork it
i just can't seem to  get three stars on this angry birds level
No Peets had to drink starbucks
light turns green needs to stop checking facebook
Relatives arrive and have to greet them also Have to take a dump
My husband wont take me to red lobster except for special occasions
why did epic games reset my level 400
Cute boy promiseS to bring me pho and have lunch with me PhO is disgusting
mum couldn't drive me to school this morning had to catch bus
I put the children in the washing machine only put it on quick wash
already took a shit  realized i'm out of toilet paper
I COULD NOT SLEEP LAST NIGHT CAUSE I PLAYED MASS EFFECT 3 FOR 14 hOURS
i pinged him to fall back now he's dead
Doesn't understand WHY POTATO DOESN'T FIT
i'VE RUN OUT OF MAKE UP I cant leave house
went to the bathroom shat on the toilet seat
takes a billion cute webcam pictures cant decide which one should be my profile picture
cut my nails too short hurts to pack bowls
insomnia
Wishes you could buy a savoury pastry for brekkie in France Pain au chocolate is ok but...
9Gag trending page went down Now I can't procrastinate
my boyfriend died he couldn't stop meme'ing
HeArs a good song Can't reMember the name
PREORDERED FIFA 13 NO BONUS CONTENT
BUYS A BURGER THEY FORGOT MY PICKLE
Can't wear open toed shoes morton's toe looks like a claw
Dinner is Pork Chops Again WHy do I have to eat pork chops again?
Eats popsicle gets brain freeze
I needed Karma Points But I only had enough time to USe a top post from Last week
jumps in pool  forgets towel
She uploaded so many photos How can i like them all?
Looked up RECIPES for brownies measurements are in imperial
stupid paleo diet really want chipotle bowl (rice) for lunch
BIG ROB ISN'T WORKING WITH JONAS BROTHERS ANYMORE BURNING UP WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I bought two beers i cant drink second cuz it taste awful
poured cereal into a bowl didn't have any more milk
How is  Kristen Stewart still getting work?
Playing diablo III rare drop from a rare elite in a rare spawn
checked 'Do not perform this check again' still checks every time
no tengo pase sephora vip por falta de likes ire a obregon a un frenesi de cosmeticos
Goes 100-0-100 still gets criticised by jason
Gets into work Forgot headphones
The fridge is full of beer No room for food
need to fart everyone heard it
Catch all 151 pokemon in red internal battery runs dry
doing paper for foreign language class  computer checks spelling for    every word
vishant gets  more action than me
glue together ALL the parts?
i only made $256 at my yard sale and still have stuff i don't need
My mobile doesn't work in 3G anymore it works only in Wifi area
haven't had a chance to watch game of thrones season finale can't go to game of thrones subreddit
Browsing /r/all/ clicks on a link from /r/atheism/
stupid homeless people asking for money I'm busy
try posting cool things to reddit that link has already been submitted
Browsing Reddit with RES Clicks a link and has to start all over again
just sat and the toilet ...couldn't shit
i'm so tired when i'm hungry i can't go and buy food when i'm tired
wants to smoke some weed can't stop playing diablo 3
had entire weekend to study for finals got stuck on tetris and 9gag
wants to drink orange juice as breakfast just brushed teeth
MY SISTER SPILLED THE GRAPE JUICE THE HELP BOUGHT FOR ME NOW THEY HAVE TO GO BUY MORE FOR ME
the first 5 days after the weekend are always the toughest
GOES TO CLICK DASHBOARD CLICKS ON GET THEME
someone offers delicious food and you refuse because you are very nice everyone else grabs a bite but you
Lost my favourite pen Now I can't study
tipe ujian nasional di jerman hafalan dan essay!!!
i can afford a $1
went to buy cartridges from store forgot which razor i use
I'M STARVING BUT MY SUSHI PLACE ISN'T OPEN ON SUNDAYS
Only 7% Laptop Battery Left But my charger is upstairs
I have to pee But my bed is so comfy
Send text phone sends it twice
must sleep because tomorrow's an exciting day can't sleep because tomorrow's an exciting day
i should have known the coathanger was a bad idea
Bought two laptop Tables to Compare can't decide which to keep and which to return
Has 6300 ip can't decide which champ to buy
they're out of brie
totally look fat today
vaktus he came
i was chillin right around my waist... 21st eastside of the beach
just found out it's national donut day already ate breakfast
john charted a song i like it's the glee version
My monster beats batteries are dead can't listen my music anymore
Scores on Football MANAGER RULED OFFSIDE
throws a huge party 40 people don't reply cos didn't notice invite on facebook
My husband is a brony But I don't know what that is
Wants to Buy Downhill Protectors But is to big and muscular for XL
trying to eat as much food as I can all day  Makes me feel bloated sometimes
gift from boyfriend pricetag said was reduced for quicksale
submit for re-evaluation they said marks never reduce they said
Trader joes out of salsa have to go to whole foods
such a noisy day from upgrading the house i own
i sneezed nobody said bless me
Got Birthday Presents have to write thank you cards
DIABLO 3 SERVERS DOWN SEXY NATALIE DOWN TOO
What Meg Feels When i say Megan!
make a 9gag post nobody likes it
got up early to do my  hair  got to school hair looks like shit
bought something off amazon forgot to use gift voucher
I played a game I lost
cant access memegenerator from school categorized as obscene/tasteless
Adding comments has been disabled on this video now i have to find somewhere else on the internet to argue with people
took a photo with instagram and can't decide on a filter
They were out of stock had to order it online
I Passed the ball to daniel he didnt passed it back to me
Eats out to many times this week feels fat all week
Lost my ipod USB cable Now i need to buy an ihome to charge it
Forgot my calculator at home... have to actually think about math
Can't Find A Napkin Uses money instead.
FaVORITE TV SHOW IS ON THEY'RE SHOWING AN AWESOME MOVIE AT HBO
When  You buy grapes and realize they aren't seedless
pop-ups thought you were 1000th visitor
I want to read your post but it was too long
Socks R DiRTY BUT NO SLEEP GOOD WHEN FEET COLD
Just finished my ginger beer cba to go refill the glass
I'm hungry but i would have to get up to make food
Has the last chance to take a shower but my favorite tv show starts right now
Ordered delivery Now I have to put pants on
My god
paper cut! how will i ever wash my hand again?
Got 2 vip passports for one day Doesn't know wIch one to go to
Made a salad not enough ranch for whole salad
I Won an xbox 360 in a raffle and i can onl play one at a time
gets snatched snatcher insult bad ass cellphone
Takes forever to start writing school assignment has to pee when finally focused
Quadratic equation Can't solve it
watching game walkthrough on youtube can't find part 4/7
goes on vacation gets her periods
bought galaxy note still can't draw worth a shit.
air con off
Buys cheap cute shoes too small for my feet
Ask for large drink its a large cup of ice
finished watching my favorite tv show have to wait a week for the next one
pandora plays a good song doesn't go with the rest of this station
wants to drive 4 blocks to downtown left keys all the way upstairs
My favorite artist is comiNg tO town But I'm going to be on a Cruise
want to hear a eurovision song that i liked once more it didn't pass semifinals
wants to eat tortilla chips no dip
There was no point in coming to school today
spent the final year of law school having an incredible time in europe and asia still had to go back and take the bar exam
Life is turning out well cant act like a depressed badass anymore
The trending page is slow
TRAVELling abroad on the trip of a lifetime Cant play google synthesizer
Ref plays advantage... gets in trouble with his superiors
Uses self check out 'wait for assistance'
Cashed paycheck Cash in wallet makes sitting down uncomfortable
type so much still no community weapon
All the gushers in the pouch were the same flavor
Put on a pair of straight leg jeans balls are too big
takes photo with instagram cant decide what effect to use
so many awesome videos gwendy posts on facebook not enough cap to watch them all
I just got trolled by my mom
WENT TO THE MET DIDN'T GET IN FREE.
FULL FROM DINNER NOT ENOUGH FOR LUNCH TOMORROW
telebears
i thought you were cool until i looked at your friend count on fb
iphone stopped working forgot to recharge the battery
GUNDAM UNICORN 5 WAS GREAT NOW I HAVE TO WAIT A WHOLE YEAR FOR 6
wanted to record the season finale recorded the wrong show
want to play old consoles have to get off couch to turn them on
Made Mills on RS account fORGOT THE PASS
Ate krispy kreme bacon cheesburger can't stop farting
asked for a box of rollies came out with a pouch
made a cheeseburger forgot the cheese
finished all my popcorn during the previews
'The human centipede' pretty girl swallows japanese poo
Show up to appointment Realize it's not today
Updates to the timeline Realized that i cant go back
Favorite pornstar Got implants
HAS SOMETHING FUNNY TO SAY DURING A CONVERSATION WITH FRIENDS THEY'VE ALREADY CHANGED THE SUBJECT
Not Enough Room For 4 Pillows On The full sized bed
I WANT TO STUDY BUT THERE'S A BED IN MY ROOM
First Day off in 2 Months Rains
Browsing 9gag while studying for finals No new posts to read - HAve to actually study or start browsing the vote page
awful weekend forgot to vote?!
I want som cereal but there is no milk
wants to eat chips have earpiece on
My friends would throw me a party they said  I have no friends
Plan to pee on commercials Got it recorded on TiVo
dammit cass hates me now my life is over
worked so hard on a drawing they guessed it in 2 seconds
won new car not enough lumbar support
Got in hurry to go out to eat... place not open...
Just got a new ipad have to re-collect the upgrades in temple run
Wants to buy a new monitor the guy at the store says it has dead pixels
Called bell canada but got bell india instead
facebook now shows when you've read my messages took 10 minutes to respond
Guy insults my favorite genre life loses meaning
GOT a hirtmark On a 360
Why did i pick animal cell biotechnology??
(Meanwhile in church) 'illum ghandna ittra pastorali'
Bought the album and it didnt come with the bonus track
update all? yes updating the app I wanted to use
Just wrote i'm Ugly so they have to write the contrary
Just wrote i'm Ugly so they have to write the contrary
Too Many Blu-rays and DVDs Have To Buy More Shelving
Was listening to pandora ran out of times i could skip to the next song
Followed ED REEd on twitter he didnt follow back
I don't know what vendor to use for my next tea order
Plays against torres STILL LOSES
munchies
Read frontpage worthy material on a t-shirt Mobile Phone Cam has a poorly quality so its unreadable
French fried when i was supposed to pizza Now im going to have a bad time
Went to use the bathroom at work forgot to use a toilet seat cover
i'm so bored but i don't want to do anything
Wanted to enjoy the weather outside had no internet connection there
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using a friend's mouse no scroll wheel
เมื่อ 3 วันที่?ล้วโดนหวย?ด?  ร้องไห้
Had a shower forgot towel
I hate having 96 steam games and not wanting ti play any of them
applied for prefect wasn't one of dr rob's favourites
used coupon for free chili dog forgot to ask for onions
bought a 'proper bike' got beat by a scooter
i have 2 step authentication enabled my cell phone is on the other couch
came back from dentist can't eat for 30 minutes
Grabbed Credit Card for museum Didn't want to spend money on this one
left fingerprints on the gun got arrested by the fbi
Ordered a 20 piece got 19
Desperate Housewives ended I have no purpose to Live
Spend 5 hours revising alvaro's notes do steve's question anyway
He can't text me back can't pause while playing online zombies
WE have long advisory and no one brought food
My Protein shaker leaks a little bit when i shake
playlist i want to burn is 1:20:19 don't know which song to remove
He told me he had good Genes But they were Levis
can't play diablo 3 because of maintenance can't play wow because too used to clicking to move
buys diablo III not enough time to play
Need to take a shit to lazy to stand up
people discovered my tumblr url my life is ruined
my goldfish  DIDN'T SMILE BACK
The tv on the plane is too close to my seat but the next tv down is too far
tHOUGHT WE HAD PRACTICAL WE HAD THEORY
Offered the piano tuner a cappuccino Realised the milk attachment was in the dishwasher!
my school blocked 9gag my life is over
Found a really good split end then i dropped it
i loaded a meme page   the internet froze so i can only see the top line on every meme
Server will be down for  Maintenance
there is no ice cubes in my cup
didn't know what 'fap' meant had to google
Waited in line for 8 hours Diablo servers crash
go to school and ask friend if there was any h.w oh shit
too awake to go to sleep too tired to do anything
Power surges during storm Alienware shuts off
Wakes Up Early To Play Diablo 3 Server Down
went to go see home alone in the theatre forgot my kid at home
DRawed surprisingly good picture ON SHITTY PIECE OF PAPER
Made the 30-millionth 'Arrow in the knee' joke on Youtube nobody gave me a thumbs up.
Hello Police? My boyfriend killed a welp today!
charged a hunter at my base in twin peaks he parachute Cloaked to the bridge
Finally done with exams You were disconnected from ea online
ERROR 37
I LOST THE GAME
Here I sit broken hearted Tried to shit but only farted
press any key to boot from cd/dvd... too late...
boyfriend stops texting you diablo servers must be back up
Kony takin' mah childran oh wait this is for 1st world problems
Tried logging onto diablo 3 servers were down again
I don't know how to make a Rihanna Pandora station without Rihanna
buffers glee episode 21 didnt realize there was a new episode 20
I totally forgot to give a f*ck
Sister went to the store She forgot the nutella
awkward seats are back on cta pink line person sitting in front wont stop staring at me
my boyfriend got diablo iii now i cry
My boyfriend has diablo 3 he can ACTUALLY log on
nothing good on reddit have nothing better to do
that awkward moment when... you are about to kiss the most beautiful
Opens Refrigerator closes Refrigerator
Thought of an amazing first world problem in class  forgot it
Sons taking a nap Diablo 3 server is down
wanting to play DIABLO 3 SINGLE PLAYER SERVER DOWN
WAited 10 years for Diablo 3 bought game. Doesn't work
first room gd 'look at how bad my layouts are'
WANT TO PLAY DIABLO 3 LOGIN SERVERS ARE DOWN
stayed up til midnight and couldn't log on to Diablo 3
Bought a cat to make pictures on facebook... Also needs to feed it...
has birthday nobody cares because diablo
wants to play diablo III has to work all day
Leaves best bite until last goes cold
could sponsor a needy child with coffee money life meaningless without starbucks
ordedered pizza with 2 more friends.... who wont get 3 pices.
added a front splitter now i cant jack my car up from the front
REPLACES SOCIAL LIFE FOR DIABLO 3  ERROR 37
Diablo 3 The servers are busy at this time (error 37)
pre-ordered diablo 3 have to wait a few hours to play
preloaded diablo III Get error 37
Cake day on reddit same day as diablo 3 release
12:25 Still can't log on to diablo 3
error 37 now my whole day is ruined
ERROR 37
decided to skip class missed an important quiz
Avengers review 'a dream come true for a generation' she says 'I just wouldn't go out of my way to see it'
My dad forgot to deposit money into my account
wanna scratch genitals don't want fingers to smell
wanted to have sex ate too much food
Used the same password as always 'Password can't have special characters'
fORGOT TO CHECK EMAIL WALKED ALL THE WAY TO CLASS TO FIND OUT IT'S CANCELLED
Error 37
RES never ending Reddit won't load next page
Got bitten on my left wrist can't wear my favorite watch
Diablo III released On a weekday
second monitor attached to laptop died can't have extended desktop
Finally get wow server up Computer comes unplugged and corrupts server
Tried to change channel lost remote
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Ordered Diablo III on 4th September..... 2010. 13th may and order not dispatched yet.
but i just bought a united 2013 kit
Went to toilet forgot phone
tried seducing shaunisty she said no
stuck in the middle of nowhere with Six Pokemon in team None can learn fly to get out
No Coke avaible at my food market  have to buy pepsi
ATE A SPECIAL BROWNIE FELL ASLEEP BEFORE IT KICKED IN
ALL OF FACEBOOK FRIENDS ARE ON 9GAG CAN'T POST FUNNY STUFF FROM REDDIT ANYMORE
our anniversary is on the same date of the diablo iii&#180;s launch
pictuRe day at school can't find best parfume
I still haven't seen the avengers
Want to Leave Runespan to go to GE But already gathered so much runes
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Blue shell coming
just find hetaoni is a good movie hetaoni doesnt continued
Went to superstore for groceries forgot I had to bag them myself
macbook pro charges so quickly ipad doesn't
slept with boy from law school he fed me butter for breakfast
goes to red lobster too tired to eat shrimp
Sold OUT OF NORTH FACE ...Cant...Breathe...
Two player game only one controller
pulls all-nighter doesn't finish homework
Quit BEING SO RACHEL RACHEL!!!
Got New Job Has to wake up EaRly Everyday
he just wants me for my american citizenship
I miss you everyday R.i.p megaupload
my math professor gave us a futurama question on the final i forgot to save it
sITTING DOWN BEFORE CHECKING IF THERE IS ANY TOILET PAPER ONLY TO REALIZE THERE ISN'T ANY WHEN YOU TRY TO WIPE YOUR ASS
Went for a shit
buys Direct tv total Package nothing good on
had to do another cocktail tasting work is so tough
I went to work realised i forgot lunch
HoN RELEASED MIDWARS STATS ISn't RECORDED
already stop to put gasoline the hole is on the other side
EDUCATION SYSTEM WHY YOU SO STRESSING?!
i didnt know school psychologists had to counsel
Set 3 alarms to wake up for 330am bus to go home for mothers day wakes up at 320
ipkknd mein abh arnav poore 2 weeks k liye nai ayega to dekh ne se kya fayeda
just got a full time job in arizona sunburns easily
can't drink my  frappucino because im too full from the first one
don't have a pen for quiz has to cut finger and write in blood
drank all the aeropress have to make more myself
Have Gearbox whine Because drive like race car
TRIED To MOCK FIRST WORLD PROBLEM MEMEGENERATOR DOWN
tesco's carpark full had to go to asda
that moment after a private when   you have to shag all by yourself
Meme Generator Stopped working on firefox have to use internet explorer
Holo too shiny and distracting loses effect completely with a matte top coat
UNIVERSITY CHALLENGE ON TOO LOUD MISSED DOORBELL FOR OCADO DELIVERY
Need to paint chipped manicure but it's finals
Making a sandwich shouldn't hurt Do it right the first time - a message from men for the ethical treatment of hoes
spots a great ass on a girl she never turns around so i could see her face
your turn on scramble no tokens left
So tired yet so hungry not sure whether too eat and be tired
studies hard for the test still failed
I can't wake my Mac for its slumber cause the batters in my wireless mouse & keyboard are dead.
tries to catch magikarp magikarp uses splash
HIT SOMETHING ON COD Forgot to record
Too weak from hunger to cook
he came in my eye so eye came too
Opened a ragecomic with RES Text is too small to read
checks out memes on meme generator most of them misused
JESSE WILLIAMS AND CHRIS HEMSWORTH IN THE CABIN IN THE WOODS BUT I CAN'T STAND HORROR MOVIES
cookie's too big for glass of milk I'm going to starve
Went to listen to ipod headphones tangled
Threw up four times but the hospital is too far
I scrolled down the page too far
I broke a fingernail
No space left on hard drive Must use external and can't access music library as easily
late for work and want to jaywalk but have to use crosswalk due to traffic
extremely hungry but just started chewing a fresh piece of gum
MY TURN TO WASH UP SOMEBODY COOKED BECHAMEL
Says 'taken' is the best action in the world Hasn't seen die hard
got new android phone has to return it cause she gets called a nerd by hipster iphone friends
files taxes return isn't as much as it was last year
presses skip during commercial on pandora freezes
keeps forgetting to download pandora one listens to commercials
talks to guy at bar doesn't buy her a drink
wears sperrys without socks gets blister
new platinum credit card forgets to activate it
uses parent's debit card forgets pin code
Studies for test all night  Realizes test is on a different subject
need to spend more time together need some time for myself
hears good song on radio nothing to write with
Got a bunch of upvotes for a submission r/circlejerk gives no link karm
cable tv stops working forced to call service provider and wait on hold for 15 minutes
Shaved my legs this morning Had no sex today
Why Hila Do you delete my comments
the called me a newfag
have to wait a week for a new episode of the simpsons
Did 10 hours of revision today forgotten it all
not butter ... and I  believed it
not butter ...believed it really was
Justin Bieber didn't give me an autograph
I got out of bed this morning  the floor was cold
TRYING TO CREATE FWP MEME 400 BAD REQUEST
joins esco meme page half the people don't know what a meme is
See's how happy everyone is on facebook wants to kill them all!!!!
we were so original we don't even get credit for it
two essays due on monday spent all weekend brewing beer and wine for  the party
I should have walked home
bank lets me deposit checks on my phone can't because the amount is more than the limit
late night in arag only lee
regular music was fine then came waka flocka
missed my flight next one isn't for another 40 minutes
I have to pee but i'm on the top bunk
So many posts about avengers Can't see it till after finals
1900h. airfield closed. sodb not done
went out for a drink at the club came home with syphillis
sarah is a fart and we hang out a lot
Jayzin joins guild raids have to summon all new guild raids
medium coffee sippy lid only fits large cup
Hears ringtone playing on someone else's phone
I am  clinically depressed
White people
Need to buy a new mac worried about a refresh
Can't think of good meme Writes something about poo
tries to write fastlike first two letters become capital
saw the avengers where's batman
Just saw the Avengers already waiting for the sequel
about to defeat deathwing loses internet connection before his death
Gets a long ranger medal with fleet foot on
Moved to a private desk farther away from the bathroom
i had to fwd a text messeage  but i forgot now there is going to be a little dead girl in my room
Foot is itching But it tickles when I scratch it
Jennifer Aniston is getting married The dream is over
runs out of lube toughs it out
have to wait months for season 3 of my little Pony: friendship is magic
Got my $100 back from a friend spent it all on shots
Thought I was good at Mario Kart Realized Name is 'Adrian Ward'
i prefer name brand food but my wife buys generic.
that moment when you run for the bus bus doesn't leave for another 5 minutes
I told him to choose he chose his car
Dinner is ruined Martha Stewart got canceled
m&#229; pitle p&#229; skolen
phone in pocket need a bluetooth watch to tell me who called
A new bakery opened next door. they don't sell iced coffee.
i want to go swimming but my pool has a bug in it
ate a taco farted
wins round w/ glorious duel gets awarded tasks
I want to read But the tv in the next room is too loud
fiNISH THE Bath WANT TO SHIT
Unwinnable game of solitaire still counts towards statistics
creates an amazing meme forgot to log in
Went to pee sat in boyfriends pee
Bought a 3DTV Had to wear glasses
have to poo just showered
finally has enough money to buy something from vending machine everything good is sold out
2 hrs edit a photo for facebook no one likes
Buys 100 dollar high altitude lighter doesnt work at high altitude
Pharmacist won't give me plan b we'll have to use a condom
my brain hurts from playing pro football
ground up my tanks for the 7.3 split WG is making me wait another week
My TV gets 600 channels can't remember the number for any of them
pour cereal out of milk
is in a rush all of a sudden has to shit
likes picture on facebook doesn't get 2000 friend requests in 5 minutes
i keep rewriting my meme and everytime i try and i try and i can't seem to make it concise enough to fit in my meme image
walked outside doubles man was not there
GOT INTO DENTAL SCHOOL... FOUND OUT IT WAS LATROBE
Final at 8 A.m. Nothing to do the rest of the day
got a basket instead of a cart the milk was so heavy
this pear isn't ripe but i already took a bite
I updated my status on fb no one liked it
Got into a blizzard beta It was mists of pandaria
the spotify voice over man said we were ' back to the music' another ad began to play
i want to masturbate but my hands are too cold
So good at xbox that nobody wants to play with me anymore
Jamie barlow takes psych final does worse than people that didn't show up
OMG No cell signal on leesville
all my friends wish me a happy birthday it's not my birthday
lays me on a bed of roses forgot to remove thorns
Got into A Blizzard Beta IT was Mysts of pandaria
had the final exam teacher told to put mobiles away
Wanted a cherry coke accidently got a diet coke
too fat for regular store too skinny for fat store
They put speed bumps in my neighborhood My caR IS LOWERED
First bite of pizza All the cheese falls off
i love drinking  but i hate hangovers
Found 4chan for first time realize the memes i know didn't originate from 9gag or tumbler
Want Samantha to be mine  She's a gypsy
took best shit ever. no toilet paper.
Made a 'they said' joke didn't reach the hot page
Buys Missy Higgins tickets has to wait for new albulm
Has the watch... ...but not the isofrane.
broke a nail cancels wedding
caught legendary pokemon battery dies
Schedule says work sunday night. missing desperate housewives.
looks in demigod tier no demigods....
my vacation was too long
logs onto facebook at a friends house has to type in password and email address
moved to brooklyn realized i'm not as unique as i thought
Goes out with friends forgets to dvr shows
i want to read the hunger games book that i bought but i'm trying to finish the harry potter book im reading
lIKED A COMMENT ON YOUTUBE BUT DIDN'T SIGN IN NEED TO REPEAT THE VIDEO ALL OVER AGAIN
Found somebody asking same question on the internet they got trolled
had pbj for breakfast and lunch only made me hungrier
Is hungry Has to wait A few minutes for dinner
but in contentment I still feel the need of some imperishable bliss
Cinco De mayo is on a thursday have to go to work early the next day
went to sonic and got a medium limeade should have gotten the large
Went to the toilet 2 ply tissues
DOWNLOADED ANIME SERIES IS ENGLISH DUBBED
I thought it was a fart I thought it was safe
go to trader joes my favorite item was discontinued
Changed relationship status on facebook nobody commented on it
on vacation with family out of cell range
go to trader joes my favorite item is discontinued
go to trader joes my favorite item was discontinued
SENIOR SKIP DAY TOMORROW  ALREADY TOO MANY ABSENCES
Has been to Australia 3x has yet to visit uluru
coach believes in me i drop the ball
Open firefox No previous session saved
writes funny facebook comment nobody 'liked' it
forgot to save document before i printed now i have to retype from the paper
Just went pee AlReady have to pee again
Flew to far in minecraft can't find my way back
Posted a picture on my friend's wall nobody liked it.
Had the stein everyone is posting sold it in a flea market
Found last capri sun in the fridge missing yellow straw
i'm greg zins and it's my time of the month
thought i was all dried off stepped into the cold hallway
RAN OUT OF SHAMPOO BEFORE CONDITIONER
Brand new $300 touch-screen smartphone can no longer text under the desk at school
Wants to read 'A song of ice and fire' to stay ahead of internet spoilers  reading the books spoil the show
Goes through fire tunnel Doesn't feel any first
Plenty of healthy food in the fridge but i want pizza
said like status for truth is only first 10 got 11 likes
REached Data Limit Can't Download new Angry Birds Levels
my phone is running out of memory and i don't want to delete anything
wants chickfila sunday
538 tv channels ...NOTHING ON
just got some really bad news ... D-Rose just tore his acl
the phone is ringing and i already started to pee
wanted to read long fanpost but it has no paragraphs
WENT TO AN ALL-YOU-CAN EAT BUFFET ate too much
Turned the a/c on  yesterday when it was hot today it's much cooler
It's still too cold to wear sandals But putting on shoes takes so much work
So hungry and there is a restaurant on every corner nothing sounds good
bought new
Thought of a good tweet Forgot it
I'm trying to go for a ruN But my garmin won't find a satellite
excited to start a series marathon forgot to download next chapter
Went to show my friend reddit the home page sucked
Grew up with the harry potter books too old to admit i still like them
pepsi or coke?
picked last in gym class
Got phone no. of chick phone lost
Claim not to be pretentious Got called a hipster
all my friends own have a sonos installation can't harrass anyone about it anymore
Sent E-mail to the president He didn't reply
Spent 10 minutes translating spanish meme to English It wasn't funny
gave him my number he didn't call me maybe
PRINTED A 30 PAGE DOCUMENT PILE IS IN REVERSE ORDER
Wins the Lottery But still has to pay taxes
Smith PLAY FOOTBALL LUNCHTIME ON THE HILL HAS TO SIT NEXT TO ME
can't order chinese food y u no speak perfect engrish
Ate an apple Now I have sticky lips
Can't touch anything Moisturiser on my hands
its hunger games reaping day forced to volunteer
Watching the NFL Draft Swamp PPl & The Office about to record
time for school forgot to charge phone overnight
Lie down to go to bed forget to turn lights off
Asks mom to buy new call of duty comes home with black ops
checks where's the water no kayaking this weekend
trys to open safari ACCIDENTALLY  clicks  powerpoint
Saw my friend in a ferrari it was valet parking
i asked out of formality she really ate my cake
Raining in Amsterdam Have to go to Barcelona for nice weather
Forgot my PASSWORD CAN't POST IRRITATING messages to facebook
Got home late realize left milk out all day
Move to open right lane to pass bus bus cuts you off
cant reach the remote just suffers thru the news
Cut my Nails leg started itching after
couldnt find a 99 cent ice tea i wanted had to buy the one for $1.59
SHOBAI ROSELINE ER PIC  LYK MARE AMAR PIC E KEO MARE NA
Paused Live event and started watching again found out the result on facebook
Won all these ships on somer blink now i have to spend isk to fit them
watches youtube video gets weegee virus
finish clipping nails on left hand remembers right hand has nails to clip
they're using that meme all wrong
order a six inch sub  they gave me the smaller half
just had a hot shower and fogged up the mirror now i can't do my makeup
Ay
Done with shower forgot to bring a towel
went swimming in my pool forgot to bring out a towel
got a brand new escalade for birthday its the wrong color
Hot girl sat next to me in the library i can't fart at my desk anymore
GOT A NEW COACH PURSE FOR BIRTHDAY ALREADY HAVE THAT COLOR
turn on my notebook the cable is released
Fall in love
take the remote IT lost a battery
which diapers for baby cant decide
my gaming console jammed
my unemployment insurance dosnt pay for car registration fees
sees extremely hot gw post on front page just fapped 10 minutes ago
tried to live life according to the book eat
Meets cute boy with opposing astrological sign my relationship is doomed
the public toilet has no toilet paper
ice cream is on sale so many flavours to choose from
danced in the rain got pneumonia
One Direction Giving hope to millions of girls who dont know if they're beautiful
Room has a bunch of clothes on floor and im wearing sneakers
Woken from power nap on day off No point in going back to bed
Brought cup noodles for lunch forgot my fork
swerved to miss a pot-hole Hit it anyway
Everyone says that mother nature is great then why does she give us periods?
Made a holocaust joke too soon...
I tried sexting Wrote 'waste' instead of 'waist'
brooke is way better than me at drawing
Accepted the role as speaker forgot to keep it in my pants!
Has to go #2 forgot to charge ipad earlier
have 2k gold already maxed out build
I couldn't sleep at all last night because The bed was too soft
Diablo 3 beta server busy error 37
ran out of meme ideas has to become metafictive
Comfortably laid down on my bed the remote is near the tv!
I CALL JACK PAEDO BUT I DO STUFF WHEN SHE 12
Got New Car
taught everyone phyiscs got c
i have a wedgie but my nails are wet
uses steam limited can't send friend requests
Started playing minEcraft ready to mine diamond Forgot to make iron piCk axe
She ate  My sandwich
Loc acCount hacked They changed the email
Max mana or mana regen?
i used to be happy now facebook give me a timeline
I just finished watching titatinic in 3-d
thought of a really awesome meme... forgot what it was
joined a lol game ended with me 1v5
they're drinking hand grenades at tropical isle... and i have to work
No batteries for my vibrator
Told to use the bathroom before test can't
Text you Definitely annoying you
wanted to write paper on dead language made memes instead
Just layed down in bed Forgot to turn the light off
Stalking crush on facebook Doesn't have any good pictures
THought there'd be left over sandwiches to eat for breakfast there were only cupcakes
The whole sky clear except for this one unmoving cloud blocking the sun from my skin
So hungry tired of food
came to the dark side they ran out of cookies
Had to get my pony put down ... It's manE had a Spilt end
Made a status i think is halarious no one likes it
No singles
irregardless is not a word
I WANT TO SMOKE A cigarette but it's so cold outside
ordered beluga caviar had to eat with hands
went to parents 50th wedding anniversary forgot cocaine
Meth...odology Not even once
fundraises for days still only enough for 1/2 a person to go to dcon
woke up craving mcdonalds hashbrowns it's 10:35
I keep forgetting to press alt+reblog
picnik  is now with membership
I can't decide where to take my lunch break.
2012 exchange 2010
favorite show starts power goes out for 30 minutes
wants a mcdonalds icecream after 12am they've turned the soft serve machine off
Started my period during a traffic jam wearing white pants
SEARCHED 4CHAN FOR AVATAR DIDNT FIND one
Going to co Ed school next year Can't fart oUt loud in class anymore
i just found out ima milf
Zhdk Oder hgk
Doesn't HAve the exact change has to break a note
Dropped straw in soda bottle can't get it out
went to eve nightclub molested by seedy bosnian
I just got back from the Doctor
I
Tried using scene selection for 'Memento' Got hopelessly lost in the sequence of scenes
DIJO QUE IBA A ESTAR FACIL EL EXAMEN NOSPUSO COSAS QUE NI SABIAMOS
buying something cost $100 only brought $99.99
There isn't enough space in the  fridge for my leftover pizza.
Purchased a new ac adapter does not work in europe
want to waste time on r/trees already seen all the new posts
wanna use pc forgot to switch on the power
mom wouldn't pay for me to watch titanic 3d had to watch in 2d
ordered new clothes online had to wait a week for shipping
SIgn on the store register says 'no bills over $20'  I only have $100
I want to like Woody Harrelson But Reddit said no
opened 10 different windows windows asks to restart after update
Came up with a really funny post already posted something 2 hour ago
Wrote something funny on facebook In my Native language
its wednesday forgets to wear a v-neck
I WANNA PLAY POCKET POOL BUT I CAN'T REACH IT
Tragedy while facepooping; Phone died
I have been assholed on reddit
I logged into... myspace
fOUND A GEM ON FACEBOOK cAN'T POST IT TO reDDIT BECAUSE IT'S NOT eNGLISH
Letters in WWF spell a word no room to place them
BEEN REDDITOR FOR NEARLY A YEAR FORGOT PASSWORD BEFORE CAKE DAY
Im out of weed FML!
fb timeline
the1 would be easy they saıd we gave the algorıthm they saıd
Kettle broken first world problem
GOING HD THIS WEEK ZIT
Complains about to much education at school
Booked my flight with Singapore airlines friends booked with qantas
THE PRINTER NEEDS MORE INK
workers power split again
i sent an attendance tracker at exactly 9:45 p.m. when i report that time it'll look like I made it up
made breakfast spilled milk
Damn this GPS All i see are black and spanish people
costs 2.65 i only have a 20
sent thoughtful text forgot to spell check
Packs BowL Can't find lighter
Tells wife about reddit She immediately posts first page links to Pinterest
Played a video on youtube must wait for the add to finish before playing it
I'd like to go out but i don't know which side should i part my hair
gets a new phone cover doesn't match the wallpaper
My car needed a wash and it just rained covered parking
already have seatbelt on keys are still in my pocket
Wants to make deal with devil Soul Belongs to 9gag
ran and started losing weight need to purchase new wardrobe of dress pants
Forgot To use fabric softener Now my socks feel hard
I keep getting killed in Black OPs Ill never have 2.0 Kd
and he said we're out of size 6
I'm going to miss the season finale because i'm leaving for vacation just before it starts
opens backpack to start homework Forgets book
then he said we're out of size 6
Tornado passes through city prom moved to school gym
TRY'd to use code generator. didn't work
Bought an iptv i dunno how to use it
My kid broke his leash Now i need to call 911
Can afford both flat and student accodmation still to poor so need to become phone sex worker
Ate TV dinner Still hungry
went to put in password caps lock was on
Enter with Chuck Norris Backstage i Though we were going to talk
The tomatoes were bagged with the frozen dinners and they are colder than when I selected them
Has plenty of weed no frients to enjoy with
Goes to the bathroom.... No toilet paper
Need weed for Drawing Dealer cancels appointment
finally memorized my credit card number right before i have to renew it
Came home from the library Self-Control Still On
USED PVR TO RECORD GAME OF THRONES WASN'T IN HD
Save a bunch of funny pics off the internet find out you downloaded a bunch of transparent 1x1 pixel gifs
mom told me dora doesn't hear me I talk to the tv since I'm a kid
buys entire geometry kit just for the protractor
I want seconds but am too full
GETS TIMELINE ON FB CAN'T CHANGE BACK
I want to go see alcest & ides of gemini today but i'm not 21
Hi I'm a girl..  Also known as a unstable creature!
1 away from a blackbird tomahawk to the back!
Wants to buy new map pack 20 Microsoft points away
can't choose whether to eat or rub one out first
copied some important text and word didn't match destination formatting.
no more grand marnier have to use cointreau
Leaves Wisconsin to see more CHIKARA CHIKARA comes to Wisconsin'
Wants something from the vending machine only has tewnty dollar bills
Wants something from the vending machine only has twenty dollar bills
New Favorite Show Gets Canceled  After Only One Season
Where is my other shoe!
Its the first day of summer and im on my period
took massive shit finger poked thru toilet paer
Ran out of foundation Boyfriend dumped me.
Wants to rub eyes wearing eyeliner
Wants to paint nails can't choose which color
it's cloudy outside and i don't know if it will rain
Just spoke with jol told me to move to lane 8
Stop posting about me on facebook
Will they just stop making  saw movies
missed aquacades
Wanted A Coke Got A Pepsi
Friendzoned
wants to play video games too many to choose from
wants to get back into drawing has shitty mouse
Doubles man have no roast pepper
Shows friends meme generatOr  They Make better ones than you
SHOT IN RAW FILLED ALL THE MEMORY CARDS
Went to zesto's Had to wait in line
Ate so much food its uncomfortable to move
I found a great guy online but then i found out he was 15
I tried to hold the fart in but it squaked out and everyone stared
looked at your schedule found out you have your legal methods prof again
Find something Awesome to Share Already has been shared with Reddit
GOT 4 BETA INVITES DON'T KNOW WHICH GAME TO PLAY
so tired
EXperiences an earthquake Doesnt even wake up!
got to airport security had to throw out my 6 oz. bottle of tanning oil
accidentaly changed to fb timeline now i cant change back
WANTED TO LOG OUT OF FACEBOOK ACCIDENTALLY CLICKS PRIVACY SETTINGS
CAN't GET LUMIA 900 HAS TO USE IPHONE 4S FOR ANOTHER YEAR
where my ex is reverof enola
alex formy loses all of his twitter friends his life is over
Get up off the couch can't remember the position i was in when i sit back down
Needs to get dressed  Clothes all in laundry basket
tried to hook up in a facebook group rejected.
Went to pizza hut THey're out of cheese.
I want to finish my $10 piece of cheesecake but I already ate too much
Went to the Komets game Parking lot filled with Vera Bradley customers
blogging for 3 yrs 1st negative comment
solving hypothesis testing question standard deviation was not given
Buys a soda Accidently bought diet
believes in reincarnation can't say Yolo
Expensive Vera Bradley bags Still made overseas
We're In the office this week
Ran out out of toilet paper No one is home
post promelms on fb no one cares
the support stole a minion kill
Got comfy in bed left my phone on the table
Got phone
Turned off light
missed my flight to vegas now everyone will be drunker than me when i get there
creates memes no on there to see them
He wrote me a heart felt letter It was a song off the Internet
wants to reblog photoset on tumblr looks tacky with layout
The water dispenser to my fridge broke now i have no source of water
snuck into an open house i had no intention of bidding on was disappointed in lack of 'wow factor'
Accidently changed to fb timeline now i can't change back
Read post on webdev Damn
Saw ridiculously photogenic guy no time to masturbate
Kellin QUinn's last name is not quinn? My life is a lie
Dolan memes
room is too cold don't want to get out of bed
dolan memes
ate a heavy dinner too full for dessert
Accidentally rented a dvd instead of bluray definition will not be high enough to be enjoyed
life is so difficult post status about depression
Goes out with friends... forgets to set dvr
30 SECOND AD ON YOUTUBE CAN'T SKIP IT
only have 400 dollars what gun do i get?
Accidentally changed to timeline now i can't change back
Went to Barcelona Got picked by ATM ...
Went to plaza  megan wasn't cooking on stage
unlimited clean water ...ew
i lost two more facebook friends because I don't think exactly the same way they do
Youtube changed its interface Got Slightly confused while adding video to my favourites!
Got to play an ensign on star trek: Voyager character Killed by exploding console within seconds
created new house and got promoted on sims 3 game freezes as you click save
screwed The pooch
can't get to round 40 on zombies i hate my life
i was wasted slept with pat carter
making a wish to my goldfish didnt help. damn you nickelodeon. im still pregnant.
HAS THE PERFECT GIF FOR THIS OCCASION CAN'T FIND IT
Driving to AVA Gig Left Tickets at Home
Wanted laura to comment on email chain she hasn't even seen it yet
Gets thousands of her pics taken at various exotic first world places Tells the cousin living in a third world country 'No pics to put only man. Put ur dishti elsewhere'
the cute punk band turned out to be screamo
gets 75mph but it's a prius
Try to watch Sex and the city BSplayer not working
Einer negerin ein scheidenpiercing stechen angst vor aids haben
drives through $.50 toll can't buy anything with the leftover $.50
doesn't know how to torrent has to pay for music
didnt know the ship still sinks in titanic 3d
want to watch criminal minds already seen all the recorded episodes
Got over 300
Thinks he can do it alone ends up copying a friend
It rained today But I forgot to post it on facebook
If i wear a bra my boobs won't grow But if i don't wear one they'll sag
me dijo dale un besito y me llego a la garganta
Presses the on button button breaks
That's more salt than i wanted
The Internet scarRed me for life After blue waffles and special fried rice
tries to be famous happens to her older brother zeddie little
Nice day outside have to spend half getting a massage
i have class  during baked potato bar
Grew up in a white upper middle class family No one gave me a chance
changes her password forgets it afterwards
Clicked Zippyshare link File does not exist on this server
Spelled everything correctly prior to automatic spell check now dependent upon spell check to spell anything correctly
Boyfriend does everything I ask him to but i don't think he wants to
Trying to watch tv but crunch of chips in mouth is too loud
had a cute girl over she stole my jumper and xbox controller
η μπυ?α μου ζεσταθηκε
Already poured self a bowl of cereal Realizes there's no milk.
Dropped my apple yesterday stomach still growling
just crawled into bed the sheets are so cold
deactivates facebook for a day nobody nitices
I saw something funny i could post to the internet but I couldn't get the camera on my phone opened fast enough
Having period crying without a cause
GET TO Mcdonalds at 10:32 no longer serving breakfast
Top of pillow too hot when i flip to other side
Take Off Expensive In-Ear Headphones Left Earbud Tip Stuck in Ear
Forced a Fart Shitted instead
Walks up the stairs in the back parking lot feel winded after
boyfriend called me a hipster doesn't he know that word is so mainstream?
Decided to study aerospace engineering at stuttgaRT UNIVERSITY DIDN'T KNOW ONE HAS TO USE LSF
Phone dies  TOO MANY BIRTHDAY MESSAGES
Wants to make a good meme doesn't know one
Been on lotc for 8 months app team noob
Gets 100K from secret trust Overwhelmed with what to do with it
added boss on facebook now i can't complain about work anymore
i can never really smile i don't know if there's pizza in my teeth
Starving to death hasn't eaten since lunch
Sits down to take a dump Forgot to bring phone
nothing is open on campus except the tims
I finally found a meme app But it wont work...
Logged on to facebook with 132 notifications 130 were for farmville
Listens to music on pandora when song ends starts singing next song on album
Just finish creating sim Accidently press randomize
Just sparked a smoke timmies drive-thru is closed
sees there's an ad to watch before a youtube video it's a 15 second one
wants a certain movie at redbox they only have the blu-ray version
posted what she had for dinner on facebook only one like
want to watch youtube video video not supported in this country
wants to go out has strict parents and went out yesterday
need to pee don't want to get up
Just dutch ovened myself
Wanted a cuddle he wanted a sandwich
new program installed Computer needs a restart
goes for windows explorer icon clicks on MS outlook instead
lol
Don't know what to use as Facebook cover.
Wallet in back pocket to thick to sit on
i'm really hungry but i already brushed my teeth
too many chats on facebook need to actually pay attention to who's talking
too many chats on facebook need to actually pay attention to who's talking
Broken Hand  No Xbox for 3 weeks
long weekends over! really?
Have to sleep on my back I ate two roast meals and shiT loadS of chocolate on easter Sunday
I forgot my facebook pasword I cant check my notifications
Went on a long run Forgot to wear my fitbit
I Want to watch netflix on my iphone but i am texting someone right now
feels like a mcdonalds brekky realises its 10:35
I want to watch netflix on my iphone but i am texting someone right now
I want to listen to this song but i have to like the band first
No one understands ... the comic genius of Wagon Wheel Watusi
Went to vera to get matching pattern pattern is discontinued
Wants a boyfriEnd too rich.
All my friends want to hangout but i don't have enough time
THERE IS TOO MUCH FAT ON MY BACON
WIPED MY ASS WITH MY SHIRT TAIL IN THE MORNING AT WORK
mom went to get blizzards at dairy queen  she got me an oreo instead of a butterfinger
forgets book has to go all the back to locker to get it and get to class on time
Wakes up late on easter All your easter jokes have already been posted on facebook.
Open Backpack Spiral Notebooks are all tangled up
Got pregnant DOESN'T get a TV show
Hid all the eggs cant remember where
We've run out of whiskey not drunk yet
thought she was flirting but she was just being nice
Went to ihop picked the wrong syrup
Left my laptop in basement have to get it from pjh
I really have to go to the bathroom But I can't leave the kitchen
got time line cant change it back
I poured myself a bowl of Lucky Charms I see only about 5 marshmellows in it
Yahoo Answers doesnt have the answer
got off a stinky elevator person getting on thinks i farted
bites into chocolate chip cookie realizes they're raisins
painted my nails have headache from smell
Can't think of any more memes people start using memes on me
Broke my iphone Have to start angry birds again
Goes to take a dump while reddit is down for maintenance can't browse reddit while taking a dump
Charge phone all night before trip It was unplugged
i Turned off the fan dad turned it back on
Scratched someones bumper parking lot has cameras
WANTS TO FALL ASLEEP Afraid of The dark
dropped my iphone cant remember app logins on the new one
i DIDNT KNOW WHY THE CHICKEN CROSSED THE ROAD
Friends are pressuring me to go to movies dont know what to do
Need to put something in parenthesis  The first letter is a c
Can't print essay printer out of cyan ink
ate a bag of chips everything is greasy
eye watered a bit makeup is all screwed up
dropped my pencil it rolled out of reach
recorded a show on fox missed final 10 minutes
scared to die of old age
vouchers limited to one per customer had to line up three times
saw the plant in the corner didn't see spagett behind it
got on dance floor everyone else walked off it
Can't find a more POLITICALLY correct term for first world problems First world problem.
nothing to do in this town except go out to eat
Went to make nachos no corn chips in pantry
Computer is in the shop has to use ipad
killed a GTX 680 only 1 backup card left for 4way attempt
joined the ucla group can't stay off facebook for more than 5 minutes
I told them to stop they didnt listen
Thought it was sugar it was salt
NEED TO GO FROM 2ND LEVEL TO 1ST LEVEL AT MALL ESCALATOR NOT MOVING
I Don't know what i want to do number one or number two
I put on extra underwear accidentally It takes so long to use the bathroom
wanted a $12 sale arkaik tee none in proper size
went online forgot to eat dinner
I'M HUNGRY BUT HAVE ALREADY BRUSHED MY TEETH
Want to turn light on Would have to leave blanket
wanted to watch new ancient aliens episodes SOMEBODY REMOVED ANCIENT ALIENS FROM the DVR
ive been having bad dreams lately...  my hospital changed all of our machines i hate pepsi products
he was talking to me while i had my headphones on i had to pause my music
i want a drink all i have is room temp water
parents forgot to buy juice what do they expect me to drink
I didn't eat breakfast today because there wasn't enough cereal in the bag to fill my bowl
The printer is too loud I can't study in one of the world's most beautiful libraries
jumped into aunenen got ganked by tundragon
my 80gb ipod ran out of space i'll have to put the songs in 256kbps
GOES ON SPRING BREAK CAN ONLY COMMUNICATE THROUGH MEMES
Team only offered $21 million contract not enough to feed my children
Bought an Ipad Sim Card has still not arrived
Watching Livestream Cant FF
got a new laptop but someone touched the screen
next class is all the way to the new building
First sip from the water fountain Ewww kinda warm
gets beer from fridge too cold to drink
And then he told me.. I have meaty legs
i'm never going to have my own island. i have wasted my life.
Had to clean up the house before the maids arrived
brutus am i you mistress or your wife and to think...i stabbed myself in the leg for you!!!
went to lon lon ranch as an adult without learning epona's song first
Somebody deleted all the Dragon Ball Z from the dvr now i have to find the episodes online
Got A text can't focus on the movie I'm watching
spent a lovely day at the park but my laptop ran out of batteries
I went to ancestory.com I found out my husband is actually my uncle
accIDENTALY CHANGED TO FACEBOOK TIMELINE NOW I CAN't change back
All I wanted.. Was just one easter egg...
SOPA TURNED into CISPA damn YOU!!
My friends want to get pizza tonight I just had pizza yesterday
we dropped the enemy intelligence
All I wanted.. was just one easter egggg
finally gets a job in london! Hates it
bought expensive shoes online don't have matching socks
Ooh a notification Elise brennan mentioned you in a comment in ucdbods committee
sends mail to wrong people
INSTAGRAM FOR ANDROID? I DON'T FEEL SPECIAL ANYMORE
finally killed boss dc while loot is rolled
no more food in the house have to put on trousers for shopping
brother tells me to come cant save multiplayer game
S.o.p.a want to shut down internet My life is so hard
Asks if its hitting 'greens' or 'purples' Never has purple weed
28 page paper assigned at the beginning of the semester waits till 10 hours before its due to start
Left water bottle in car now i have to put it in the fridge
edd gould died no more eddworld
Want to repin a pinner's pin... have to rewrite caption in all lower case to make it look cool
tried to play a two player game on the wii but only one remote had batteries
the lobster sauce was too rich and the tiramisu only had two layers of ladyfingers
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TIVO'ED THE GAME SAW THE SCORE ON FACEBOOK
I want a root beer But all i have is sprite
my best friend's dating a hispanic
Tank out of gas GAs is $4.50
Thought i heard an ice cream truck it was just my ipod
TOOK A BITE OUT OF MY FAMOUS STAR REALIZED IT DIDN'T HAVE CHEESE
Gets phone taken away in class dies
SUBMITTED REDDIT LINK 3 SECONDS AGO WHY DON'T I HAVE 4000 UPVOTES YET?
bought a whole geometry kit just for the protractor
my image won't load on reddit now i'll never see 'dat ass'
Finished wiping my ass Must take another shit
Frys dog dies
bought a whole geometry kit just for the protractor
Facebook made me use timeline now i can't change it back again
opens facebook no notifications from les memes
morning shift at pbs barney comes on next
Sun rises too early and makes my room bright Can't sleep in
I lost weight now my jeans are too big Only got them two weeks ago
it's april and i have yet to send in a donatinon to my alma mater
Today. My life.
i replace all my electronics with apple products people still think im stupid
THIS YOUTUBE VIDEO's AD DOESN'T HAVE A 'SKIP THIS AD' BUTTON
boyfriend is too big can't find proper condoms
i forgot my reddit birthday now i have to wait a whole year to post pictures of my cat
Computer downloading updates cant go to sleep
motherrucekrs are joking about my bush again time to call my sister
All my games are down Now Im really sad
Same color font as background why !?!
The light turned green couldnt finish updating my facebook status
DIdnt like the picture fast enough no longer remember the show
Dave'n'Busters for grad night life ruined
Only kid at ylhs without an iphone
my friend got me a birthday gift it's late and not wrapped
Started saying 'bro' ironically keeps accidentally saying it for real
Can't sleep in too bright outside
Can't sleep in Too bright outside
I put mayonnaise on his sandwich He put his mayonnaise in my eye
the beautiful green lawn makes me walk ridiculous distances across campus
Can't decide between carrying sweatshirt or looking like I have a freshman backpack.
want soda from vending machine only have twenty dollar bill
BUYS too many camp clothes Doesn't get paid this month
The gop claims they are the future yet they ignore the young voters
Buys kinder egg toys already made
Had a big cookie Ran over my weekly sugar intake
I WISH FOR ONCE FIREFOX WOULD ASK MY PERMISSION BEFORE UPDATING ITSELF
it's been 3000 miles and i haven't changed my oil yet
bought cute new dress too cold out to wear it
Girlfriend is religious... jerking off and Xbox live
BUYS A NEW VIBRATOR NO BATTERIES
i just bought my mac it ins't 27 inch
god my housekeeper is so noisy and my noise canceling headphones are busted How am I supposed to sleep
I waited for the mailman he didn't have my package
got chips no salsa
Leaned against bathroom counter Got water on my pants
they gave me a blackberry at work already have an iphone
LOCKED KEYS IN CAR ROOF IS DOWN AND IT'S GONNA RAIN
SECURITY BREACH some general error is reading my hard drive
says 'general error reading hard drive' why am I under investigation?
pre-treated jeans promises not to shrink shrinks!
want to take laptop to the kitchen but its controlling 3d printer
Friend born on 2nd april now i can't troll her
Made a meme that went viral couldn't get credit
Ordered steak well done got it medium-well
wanted new i-phone 4s for her birthday Gets new i-pad instead
IM HUNGRY BUT I Dont want to cook
lame
Bought a Windows Phone Now i can't play draw something
Told adblock to stop showing me cats can't figure out how to turn back on
Want to stop playing beerpong but i keep winning
cLICKED TOO FAST FED DOUBLE-DOUBLE TO MY RAT
Dropped ice cube don't know if i should pick it up or let it melt
My feelings have been hurt on the internet
I beat pokemon version red and blue seen no difference
Messed up Trimming my beard had to clean shave
Top of class With 84%
I shot the wrong portal Now i have to do it all over again
spent $2
CAN'T TRUST ANYTHING ON THE INTERNET NOTHING IS REAL
TRIES TO BROWSE MEMEGENERATOR.NET site to slow for desired browsing speed
desperatley need another coffee vending machine doesn't accept $50's
sent friend request to girl with hot profile picture after confirmation
Sat down to watch television have to get up to reach remote control
Facebook timeline is now mandatory
dropped toast landed butter side down
broke top string on guitar now i can only play 'hey there delilah'
Can't afford the lexus have to drive an acura
made an awsome meme had only my like
Can't come up with decent meme
GETS READY FOR SCHOOL FINDS OUT IT'S A SNOW DAY
I'M Chris Sears
i just wish i could make him the perfect sandwich
Hulu is so buggy Now I Have to watch that stupid commercial agAIN!
i changed to facebook timeline  and now i can't change back
EVERY TIME I HAVE TO GIVE MY NAME THEY SPELL IT WRONG
Senior partnerput me on a multi billion dollar case cant go to st. croix this summer now
this chat makes Avron cry
wanted to celebrate earth hour! 8.30 baje light chali gai
PAYS &#163;60 to fill up car nhs gives verity free drugs
Hard toothpaste
logged on to Facebook Got the new timeline
pirated a movie today the file wont run on a mac
I Got Money to buy lottery Tickets from a loan shark I Didn't Win
Got Money From a loan shark to buy lotto tickets didn't Win
wants to play fb game must change profile to timeline
Spilled homemade chai tea latte on yoga mat no paper towels to clean it up because they aren't environmentally responsible
Tebow Gets Traded What Do I DO with my jersey
I have to pick a language at the atm machine
I forgot my shampoo at the pool
Went to the sauna today Someone used Too much eucalyptus
i created a funny meme but then i had to choose a language
Packed brown shoes for vacation they're the wrong brown
Sesame seed in my teeth why is life so hard!!??
FORMATTED THE PENDRIVE FORGOT TO MAKE A BACKUP OF THE CONTENTS
Friend changed profile to timeline Can't change it back
read condescending wonka meme condescending wonka used incorrectly
Forced to change to timeline can't change it back
red ring of death i forgot to save the game
Make popular meme forget to log in
got a 92 on test feels like a failure
I want to read in the shower But my book will get all wet
installs ubuntu virgin forever
ONLY APCHINESE STUDENT TO SHOW UP TO PTC
CAN'T LOG IN TO PINTEREST
Goes to swim practice has a boner
AT&T broke my internet again I don't want to be like Forever alone guy!
the world is over my internet is so zetta slow
updates ios no jailbreak available
the dsl technicians wont be here until monday i cant go another day with internet
USED LOTTO TRY AGAIN TOMORROW
Every time I print there's never any paper
WANT TO GO TO SLEEP TOO MANY WET SPOTS
Bought wrong ingredients  for pie had to google recipe that would work anyway
want to go to sleep too many wet spots
My friend got roofied at a party last night guys must think she's better looking than me
I spent 3 grand on air but still can't lay frame
Wife Watches more netflix than me Recommended list has nothing I would like
microwave for 1 minute longest minute of entire life
SONG I DISLIKE CAME ONTO THE RADIO nEXT STATION IS PLAYING THE SAME SONG
Sakina is leaving dont know what to do
NEXT TIME LOOK FOR THE AIPP LOGO
only watched previous seasons on netflix have to sit through commercials during current season
i thought hed notice me if i liked his profile picture
goes to play pokemon yellow internal battery is dead
buys skittles and arizona nobody notices
Wants to meake first world problem meme not sure if funny
got stuck in traffic couldn't make it to high paying job i hate on time
tried to pull a joke on lisa she didn't play along
GETS TO FRIEND'S HOUSE REALIZES CHARGER IS AT HOME
Really have to take a dump Can't with someone else in the house
Watches Youtube at work Stops playing to load
Went to put up new pictures they won't upload
just picked up groceries where the hell did i park
gets iphone drops it
spent €18 on getting to/from work just today didn't get checked
sTARTED CAR bLUETOOTH DIDN'T immediately CONNECT
My wireless router died... The new one doesn't have the same range.
bought a car
Aodhan won't come out He has to do his stretches
went to brunch... but i filled up on the bread
went to costco for the food samples gained 5 lbs.
I accIdentally Got Timeline And i cant Switch back
Forgets student id card for exams have to fill in paperwork at campus security
going to figawi can't figure out if i should fly or take the boat
CHecks email still no message from Fulbright
Ate a Snickers Now my soda tastes different
i can't believe i lost to a npc
My school made a meme group They don't understand memes
my speaker volume was already up now i have to adjust the volume from the taskbar
GETS COMFortable in bed has to pee
lost the snake game on youtube video started so I can't play anymore
black panthers offer $10k for zimmerman where did they get $10k
BANNED FROM UGLYPEOPLEALLIANCE CAN'T UPVOTE MAIL
slept in this morning still sleepy
Mom buys belvita bars wrong flavor
i saw the kony video the buffer failed
i forgot my microphone at home now i have to physically type my papers
Got free iced coffee it was too sweet
ছেলেদের ৬টা hall আমাদের মাত?র ১টা
Went to brunch... but i filled up on the bread
went to brunch... but i filled up on the bread
searches imgur with @username No images were found.
Want to toke more than anything can't because i'm a d1 athlete
want to toke more than anything cant because im a d1 athlete
Have tickets to burn No way to get there
I don't watch supernatural friend won't stop reblogging stuff from supernatural
i made this meme my facebook friends didn't get it
RAGECOLLECTION IS DOWN DEAR GOD
he said i had a cool story
skipped class teacher DIDN'T EXAMINE
thought it was just a fart it wasn't
went for coffee after yoga no soya milk.
went for a coffee after yoga no soya milk.
went for coffee after yoga no soya milk.
I want my dad to work on the house but all he wants to do is drink every night
No more beer in fridge Has to drink wine instead
100's of chanells nothing  on
Vendor pays for drinks afterwork now i need to pay for overnight parking
killed dragon in minecraft had to wait 10 minutes to play again
got new belt not fat enough to use it
Flipped pillow for cold side cold side gets hot
Safe Search On
i need to lose more weight but i just love ice cream cake
forgot to buy a new dress for church now i have to wear one that people have already seen me with
the view just wasnt the same today without whoopy golberg
invite to NY fashion week never came
got a big raise Bumped to higher tax bracket
excited classy black woman asks 'how far along are you'
film came out before i finished the book now the ending is spoiled
gets comfy in bed left lights in room on
watching friends missed the clap at the theme song
Sees all the pics from reason rally can't go
Turf Field taken Had to play football on grass
Opened a juice box it's missing the straw
Wanted to draw out of paper
Had $150 to blow Only spent $7
Already left house... forgot to shave my legs
Whiskey
Tosh.0 wasn'T on So I had to watch ridiculousness
ryan song plays the cello can't listen to pop songs anymore
ANOTHER STUPID MEME  No wonder the country is going to the dogs
i cant believe this is  happening they rased the interest on the jet ski loan
asked for kush hot haze
I can't download cannabis
Sits on TOILET  Forgets iphone
went to buy chocolate bar doughnut turns over and its maple
in bed
Left Oregon Has to pump Own Gas
I want to enjoy this delicious can of soda while driving but my car doesn't have a cupholder
askreddit has a redux post for late stories i was still too late
No internet connection in classroom can't play drawsomething during lesson
Out of scramble with friends tokens have to wait a whole 18 minutes
in a meme war with friends meme i want doesnt work
Facebook chat doesnt work cant talk to anyone
Trying to Navigate memegenerator Server Error in '/' Application.
Generates Meme forgot to login
while discussing very serious matter with my boss  Remembered something funny and LAUGHED
Everyone thinks im a facebook stalker But i just have a great memory
Hanging with crush He asks me to introduce him to my friend
3 oreos left in package out of milk
forgets to call parents remembers they're dead
it looked like we were in love but we were on camera
I want to make my dinner and watch netflix but my roommate is currently occupying the kitchen
PRakhar tells you to change answer changes the wrong one
Crave food Get home and there is no Peanut-Butter for a sandwich
need more colors for drawsomething not enough coins
2x clicked setup.exe but an instance of the same setup was already running
Tried to get a link on Existenz got rejected
Wished at 11:11 didn't come true
the hunger games movie won't have madge
Orders Subway Combo FOrgets CHIPS
Wanted to see youtube video on iphone not available in youtube app
missed premiere of movie crying brb
wake up at 5.30 am tired alarm set to 6 am
my red mercedes has broken down SO NOW I have to use the black one
I was tired so I went to bed early I couldn't fall asleep
Youtube won't load any videos Now I really have to do homework
Wanted to post something funny It was already posted
Bought Grenades on black market Turns out grenade is french for pomegranates
went to vote is a woman
Bored so i opened facebook already had facebook open in other tab
no tag team championship mach at wrestlemania ..... again
Teacher don't know community drop out of school
went to bible study all evangelicals
makes ice tea uses salt instead of sugar
Had to listen to someone speak spanish today
signed the prenup gets no dollars
conditioner on 80% shampoo on .5%
TYPED IN A PASSWORD CAPS LOCK WAS ON
It's 80 and sunny in MarCh But my iPad is too shiny to work outside
80 & sunny in march iPad is too shiny to work outside
I cannot get Voip because i have dial-up
Wants to make love has herpes
I ate all of my popcorn during the trailers Now i don't have enough for the movie
I don't like the new show that came on... But the remotes across the room.
Maid is coming tomorrow Spent all night cleaning
missed last night's new girl what will i talk about!?
if he could park just a little forward i could enter this spot
Birth control banned? no more sex :(
bought an ipad3 it gets hotter than my ipad2
friend gets passport and credit cards stolen in thailand i miss full moon party
settled upstairs in the library forgot my usb downstairs
i went to get ketchup for fries empty
New hdd came earlier than expected backup isn't finished yet
My professor wouldn't let me eat in class today
runs out of skips on pandora... nickleback song comes on
i hate drama does nothing but gossip
It took me 4 tries to make a meme without  typos
my friend is a nincompoop
GO TO RESTAURANT GET ANNOYED WHEN SERVING IS TOO LARGE
WENT TO RESTAURANT FOR DINNER THEY RAN OUT OF MY FAVOURITE DESERT
WENT OUT FOR DINNER MY FOOD TOOK MORE THAN 25 MINUTES TO ARRIVE
i dropped my cookie in my hot chocolate cup
hannibal traps flaminius  don't do anything
felt hot realized windows dont open
Freshman: OH NOOOO I'VE LOST MY HEADBAND
Woke up as tIm tebow
Can't party this week because going to be partying all weekend at ultra
I'm so tired but i have ap tests to study for
Want to play mw3 parents ask me to empty dishwasher
Wtf man they discontinued 'Oreo o's'
wtf
I just thought if I stopped taking birth control... ...that he'd stay and love me!!!
NCAA tournament doesn't start again until thursday
too many chips not enough salsa
wanted to complain everything was perfect
santorum or mitt
wanted a fruit orange peel was too hard
4 star hotel can't sleep
opened orange juice... got bits in it
wipes ass too much ass hurts
Just wasHed my hands Now i have to pee
just want raw milk has to attend a class first
BOUGHT TWO AA BATTERIES TAKES THREE AAA
hE TRIED TALKING TO ME.
in a.d. 2101 war was beginning
Have a bottle for sunflower seeds and a bottle for water I spit the seed in the wrong bottle
used chapstick
too engrossed in my iphone ate some of the napkin around my ice cream cone
First cone of the afternoon Bowl is empty
I don't feel like driving to pick up my paycheck
Leave Off campus apartment 45 mins early to get decent parking spot Drive around for 50 mins and get furthest spot
I want to doWNload and watch the season finale of the walking dead but it hasn't even aired yet
want iphone4s contract lasts another year and a half
dropped a fancy item cannot reach it
i don't know what i'll eat too many choices
wait patiently all night at a party to get a turn at beer pong everyone gets tired of playing
My laptop died while i was watching tv downstairs the charger is all the way upstairs
Did Homework Forgot to bring in book
megaupload was shutdown still had 6 month premium
Can't read text in foreign subway
Favorite movie's on tv it's not in hd
JUST TOOK A SHOWER NOW I HAVE TO POO
First to arrive Everyone else is late
Out of lobster tail had to settle for the filet mignon
I just instaled linux It was not opensuse
Sitting on toilet no paper left
i got so low lag that when i get killed by latins
got gas in my stomache but got nowhere to fart
Only clean spoon left is really small THis bowl of cereal is going to take forever
Friend said brb... never came back
I wish i didnt go out the dishes arnt done
DEACTIVATED FACEBOOK NOW I HAVE TO GET USED TO TWITTER
I wish to live in a world where  the chicken crosses the road without being questioned.
Went to play pro rockband Drum cymbals didn't work
my facebook friends aren't annoying enough to get me karma
Going on vacation have to wake up early to catch the plane
Trying to decide on which st patty's day party to go to don't want to get drunk
annoyed by friends create annoying face book girl meme
Microwave beeped  before I came back from doing something else
Downloads 32GB of anime audio is only in japanese
went to whole foods hungry spent a lot of money buying food i'll throw away in a week.
starts 13 gig download fails
Have coat to be nice and warm  When i go in Ac is to hot
good at videogames the first two weeks i have them
Bought Advil They were the gel kind
Wifi on plane doesn't work can't tell people how bored she is
Girl: I'm Pregnant Father: Its not a problem for me but a problem for you
Hot wet tears... My family was just murdered
SEPARATION ANXIETY WITH COFFEE MUG
i WAS GOING TO MAKE ICE CREAM SUNDAES BUT SOMEONE HUFFED ALL THE NITROUS OUT OF MY WHIP CREAM
American idol kicked the gentle giant
i was going to make a banana split but it appears that someone has 'misused' my reddi-whip
I have so much shit And nowhere to put it
Had great /r/askreddit question forgot what it was
it is i who let the dogs out
they pinned my craft project from google image search
Watched all season of jersey shore all for jionni not to care
Writting on picture is too small Now i have to press on link to rEad it
My friends want me to play draw something but i can't draw
..and then.. ..she said Glasgow was in Wales!
Took Weight Training GPA lowered significantly
In bed
And just when my day couldn't possibly get worse i got stuck behind an asian driver on my way home from work..
chose lin on Drawsome Get eggplant instead
TIMES ARE TOUGH RAN OUT OF TANNING LOTION LAST WEEK
Bought new tv but skipping channels is too slow
Sees 'tab+windows key' trick only owns macs
no more honey nut cheerios have to eat regular
think of a really awesome comeback five seconds after you miss your chance
The chia seed baguettes  whole foods discontinued them
parents buy her a brand new car complains on facebook that they still don't love her
Chose a mission Had to get up to insert disc 2
gET A TEXT MESSAGE PHONES ON OPPOSITE SIDE OF ROOM
Have to go to take a shit cant find my iphone
want to go out with friends tonight but i'm behind on my bowling homework
Missed my train into work this morning have to wait 5 minutes for the next one
Flipped the channel  just in time to hear bird is the word
Took a shit forgot to replace the toilet paper
cleaned a spot out of the carpet.. now the rest of the carpet looks like shit..great!
My MacBook Air's at the Genius Bar and I have to use my two year old white MacBook
people bitching on facebook about first world problems
Railway fare hiked the domestic help is gonna ask for a raise
Change a Meme from original Gets banned content
Missed my train into work this morning now i have to wait 5 minutes for the next one
Ordered a skim latte got a regular latte
I can't listen to Rage against the machine Loud enough...
Steak was cooked medium rare not well-done
Dash is slowly dying; I'm still not sleepy..
didn't get to sit around today was too busy making tons of money
Just spent hundreds on gaming computer forgets to play games because of reddit
LEARNLINK NOT WORKING SO MUCH FREE TIME
Asked for no mayo they put it on anyway
BUT I HAD TOMS  BEFORE HER
Bought new David Sedaris book all the stories i already read in the new yorker
used my left index finger for glucose testing now it hurts when i play guitar
phone battery about to die left phone charger at friend's house
Why did I make them False allegations for. Now who will I abuse.
My iphone camera is smudged My screen cleaner is all the way across the room
i'll watch the first 3 episodes of game of thrones s02 late becuase i'll be in japan until mid april
Left my kids at Chuck E. Cheese They brought them back
Daylight savings time has completely thrown off my tv viewing schedule
Have so many ideads for 9gag doesn't know how to use crop and etc.
*lying on the kitchen floor there is nothing good to eat!
Hit 'a' to quickly Have to listen to nurse joy talk again
Brushed my teeth Now I can't drink my wine in bed
total is 14.04
orders pizza hut isn't pan crust
can't remember when my last period was
Finished the popcorn Before the movie ended
Read Mrs. Dalloway Has no idea what it's about
i came downstairs to use the computer but left my tea upstairs
rEMOTE START MY CAR hEATED SEATS TOO HOT
I think i ate too fast now my stomach hurts
I just finished the final episode of alias
Linked overused meme photo Instead of saying something worthwhile
I just brushed my teeth. But now i'm hungry again.
Poured lucky charms no marshmallows
bought ipad 2 week before ipad 3 came out
phone dies feels like the world is going to end
can't shut down computer... too many tabs open
ParEnts separated HaVe to eat two dinners when visiting
Just got out of the shower Now i have to take a shit
Can't decide if i want the iphone 4s in black or in white
Peyton Manning Released from Colts Rest of the team soon follows
shaved legs before bed woke up stubbly
WOKE UP just IN TIME FOR McDONALD'S BREAKFAST daylight savings
didnt preorder new ipad in time has to wait an extra week to ship
my relatives gave me $150 in book vouchers
plan b pill its whats for breakfast
Tupperware lid warped in the dishwasher now it doesn't fit
Had bacon for breakfast now whole house smells like bacon
Woke up on time realized daylight savings had started
WANT TO WATCH VIDEO LINK NO SOUND CARD AT WORK
I want chik-fil-a on sunday
MY PAYCHECK COMES ON TOO BIG OF A PAPER I HATE HAVING TO UNFOLD IT AT THE CHECK CASHING STORE
Made a Meme in wrong file size Had to zoom in to see it
no icecream @ home worst sunday ever
broke both wrist can't jack off
Parents won't buy me the new ipad Now i'm stuck with the ipad 2
can't make dinner has leftovers
Sees hilarious Pedo-Bear Kony MEME I didnt create it!
Ate to fast now has stomach ache
wants to walk to campus doesn't want to walk back
WANTED A HAPPY MEAL NO TOY INSIDE
car remote battery died now i have to put my key into the lock to start it.
i TRIED TO JOIN IN WHISTLING ON MY FAVORITE SONG BUT THERE WAS TOO MUCH FOOD IN MY MOUTH TO MAKE ANY NOISE
studied art in college and now i can't get a job
Found the torrent I wanted Only has a couple seeders
P. 5 chinese class pop quiz
Saw old school mate Forgot his name
my husband wants to have sex
Wants to listen to favourite album 128kbps
She doesn't  understand spongebob
my crush said he loves my bestfriend  why can you love me?
Come up with meme meme talking about coming up with meme coming up with meme has been done before
Been on reddit for 1 year and 1 month missed cake day by a month
school COUNCILLOR keeps things private  until you tell them your problems
Cant remember name of that song
THERE IS NO GOD  AND NOTHING HAPPENS AFTER YOU DIE
Hair looked perfect after the shower last night now it's a disaster
Saw old school mate Forgot his name
work till 10 beer store closes at 9
Trying to understand what you're saying But I no comprendo your anglais
google plus hangout with friends computer hangs
CAN'T FIND THE REMOTE NOW I HAVE TO MANUALLY CHANGE THE CHANNEL
hungry too hungry to get off ass to find food
dropped oreo in glass of milk just a lump of goop now
Puts in 300 hours In minecraft all creations get destroyed
they just DON'T believe me. its the lag!
Car remote out of batteries Had to use key to open door
I want to get something to eat  but my feet hurt too much for me to move
I made a good meme but i wasn't logged in
Can't leave home yet ipod hasn't finished charging
BOUGHT A NOVESKE LOWER FROM RIFLEGEAR CHARGED MY ACCOUNT 2 MONTHS LATER
The CAVIar i bought yesterday is on sale today
TEST IS OPEN BOOK NEVER BOUGHT ONE
Went out all day
My iphone died now I can't instagram
went to bed forgot to take out contacts
Mom forgets to buy the snacks you asked for
Popcorn Button on microwave burnt my popcorn
On Demand Doesn't fast forward As fast as the dvr
misspelt the punchline to my witty meme have to re-generate
I INSTALLED A GAME NOW I HAVE TO RESET MY COMPUTER.
The Dulcimers are here
Daddy bought me a New 4x4  it Doesnt fit in tiny car park space
hungry still waiting for my pizza delivery
Parents bought me an apple product for my bday It was an IPOD
All those hungry children with no wifi
everyone said i was ugly and then they all started posting tractors
Typed 'kik' instead of lol sigh... gotta retype it
my dad sold the range rover and bought a lexus
want to play video games but too busy receiving higher education
Clicked into kony 2012 video... its 30 minutes long
went to take a shit all the stalls were full
work was too busy now i have to do my homework at home
bieber loves gomez but i love you bieber
wanted to be geeky
IT DIED............ ..........My cell phone
I just got my iPAD 2 NOW APPLE RELEASES A NEW ONE
Scented pinecones lost scent
KONY... how sad its the only thing on my wall
Misplaced my kony 2012 bracelet
trying to stop kony but youtube won't buffer
The article I am using for my research is only available in HTML format but i want pdf
WEnt to visiblechildren.tumblr.com/ Has to REThink Kony 2012
can't draw a stickman because on android
My mom didnt buy Soft Toilet Paper
I really feel like an iced cap But its roll up the rim season
just fnished a box of goldfish fml im so fat
finished a box of whole weat rice thins FML im so fat
Forgot Dessert i'm full
Oh great smiths at the door And so is cadman
why do i have to wait so long between posting reddit links
DID PHOTO DISCRIPTION AS UGLY PEOPLE AGREED
DID PHOTO DISCRIPTION AS UGLY PEOPLE AGREED
Accidentally changed to timeline on fb can't change it back
My big Mac looks nothing like the commercial
asked for shoes 2 days ago mom bought them barley today
got a scratch on my bmw dad wont buy me new one
got a black bmw friend got a pink one
9gag
9gag
Clicked on x accidentally have to log in again
took my ugandan friend to seaworld he thought the dolphin was a shark
had to use a coffee filter because i ran out of charmin ultra
i've already taken all my xanax and it is 3 weeks until i can get a refill
Saw Kony 2012 forgot about syria
I said to my mom buy me an antitranspirant; She brought an deodorant.
Made a joke no one laughed
I Hit my head against a wall i get a headache
why can't someone offer me a hankie
screwed my yoga teacher did not obtain enlightenment
accidentally changed to fb timeline now i can't change it back
I forgot to research mansfield stories now i have to read bliss
my mousepad broke and i had no other Mousepad at home
and I feel bad about it
i posted the kony video on my facebook now i feel political
does not support kony campaign loses friends on facebook
bar's closed  forgot to buy more alcohol
Went to cramster to get problem solutions doesn't have my textbook
Buys a sports car Fears to miles on it
ASKED FOR EXTRA CHICKEN AT CHIPOTLE ONLY FILLED SPOON HALF WAY
Gets hand stuck in pringles can starves the rest of the night
Got eyed condescendingly where's mommy?
everyone saw me  without hijab
Professor: 'Any questions on Thursday's Exam?' Must listen to inane questions for the next 25 minutes
the roads are covered with ice now i can't go to starbucks
l oij
got something off ebay takes a week to ship
have to go buy condoms don't want to put clothes back on
Goes to drink arizona already drank arizona
my yoga class was cancelled
breaks $20 bill to make change wallet won't fully close
Buy my favorite movies on blu ray only watch the movie when it comes on tv
I won a tournament!!! But
BUY MY FAVORITE MOVIES ON BLU RAY ONLY WATCH THE MOVIE WHEN IT'S ON TV
Took a shower water wasn't hot enough
boy friend broke up with me
Missed the tissue while shooting my load Now have to sleep in the wet spot
Expensive coffee maker broke forced to drink tea instead
changed my facebook name now i change change it back
got in all in pre flop got rivered
Want to continue pun thread  But I'm not that clever
Had to study for a differential geometry exam sat on the toilet for 3 hours playing angry birds
Lent eraser to friend had to open a new one
xbox controller batteries die has to drive 3 miles to buy more
JUST WON THE LOTTERY GOT MY DOLLAR BACK FOR GETTING THE MEGA RIGHT
a spider bit me on a field trip  now i have to be spiderwomen
WRITE LAST NAME ON STANDARDIZED TEST DOESN'T FIT
i FOUND OUT I HAVE CRABS TODAY I HAVEN'T BEEN TO THE BEACH IN YEARS
tODAY
FOUND MY DREAM HOME TODAY IT WAS ON PINTEREST
My cat is meowing I have to open a can
It is cold I have to turn the hEat up
I just got an iPad The new one came out
couldn't fit all my music on my iPhone 3gs have to use my newest generation ipod touch instead
can't import mass effect game  from computer to console
i have an awesome 7-letter word on words with friends there's no place to put it
spilled soy sauce on mousepad now left click feels weird
has to write anchor about the Quiet American no sparknotes
Got time
I want a cup of coffee I have to Make it
can't think of first world problem to generate worthless karma
HAVE TO STUDY FOR A TEST TOMORROW MASS EFFECT 3 RELEASES AT MIDNIGHT
rain on haircut day? fml
iT'S 85 DEGREES OUTSIDE I FORGOT TO TAKE THE LINER OUT OF MY JACKET
Favorited a video featuring bieber on youtube youtube 'recommends' cody simpson ever since
Mass Effect 3 and Game of thrones BLU Ray shipping at the same time Only have one big screen TV
it's 11:31am Breakfast at Mcdonald's ended at 11:30am
tune-up shop change my oil 2 weeks ago
i finally came to cross the road it became don't walk
don't understand any captcha word
someone has music on their tumblr and i can't turn it off
I accidentally put a dirty dish in a clean dishwasher
opening soda it exploded in my face and now i dont have anything to drink
The WIFI at starbucks is down
recorded something on the DVR mom erased it
wanted a new accredited research university ruined an existing one in the process
Playing skyrim done everything
people are feeding their kids processed food just so they won't go to bed hungry.
reply crush' 'hi' FB chat then  suddenly she log off
Need a tank Picks teemo...
Ron paul is on bill o'reilly can't hear what ron paul is saying
I cant live like this one sock is whiter than the other! d*** it!
owned mohamed kher in a facebook scrap then i woke up
i like to learn but i don't like to study
Post comment on reddit no upvotes
friend keeps saying dumb things on facebook in swedish
Want to read more about the characters Don't want to spoil the next 4 books
accidentily turned to page 275 in  and then there were none
They See me Rolling They Hating
Pretty Girls send me videos RICK ROLLED
Went to a chINESE store they had no chinese people
Accidentally clicked a link have to scroll back through all the posts again
facebook send my message twice
now you have only one card forgot to say uno!
pretty gilr send send you a video rick roll
all the coconut dates are gone because i ate them all
event called 'stampede day' doing nothing related to a stampede
R.I.P. Old YouTube channel layout
text him five minutes ago No reply...
my hands are dry but lotion is across the room
reformatted my hard drive gets virus before installing anti-virus software
it's friday rebecca black song stuck in my head
started pooping Noticed out of toilet paper
assigned 10 papers per student now i have to grade
too many books to take home backpack doesn't close
the line at chipotle was too long so i had to go to keva
i left my twinkie on the table someone ate it
was leaving guanaes shook my hand
Shopping for Sarah Brightman's latest album Don't know whether to look in 'Easy Listening' or 'pop' section
SAD EXAM SUNDAY i feel sad
HAVE THE CLOSET FULL OF CLOTHES ONLY YOU LIKE A GARMENT
I aborted windows recovery Klas help me
starbucks' wi-fi is down
Not driving to la anymore because you have to smell cows on the way down
turns on Tv Cable box is turned off
NO JACK DANIEL'S CHICKEN STRIPS YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN TOLD AT THE DOOR
Flip over pillow in bed Other side is warm as well
letter b on keyboard doesnt work all passwords have a b on it
Full Ride to GeorgeTown Spends over $3k on condoms
flying first class no live tv
out of macarons have to eat cupcakes
I have to work overtime
accidently switched to time line.. now can't CHange it back..
found a great link for reddit Searched reddit
The egg in my laksa has no yolk
Tried to book hotel in paris They don&#180;t take american express
saw new avengers trailer now i have to wait for 2 months for the movie
Woke Up at 630 Only To realize its a late Start
I finished my peanUt butter i dont even like peanut butter
My stupid friends don't know their difference between the three there's
I GOT AN AMAZING HIGHSCORE JUST WHEN MY IPOD DIED BUT NONE OF MY FRIENDS BELIEVE ME
On Demand doesn't fast forward... As fast as the dvr
I'm hungry But all I have are leftovers
My bluetooth won't connect My hand is tired from holding the phone to my ear
Grocery store moved their stuff around Now I don't Know Where Anything is Anymore
please everyone stop making fun of me! I just found out my mom died...
it's raining pretty hard I left my good umbrella at home
running late car won't start
Traveled to another country to visit family Brought less pot than i should
please Stop making fun of me I just found out my mum died...
tried researching a southeastern Native american mound C.B. Moore excavated it
I want to upvote all the shit santorum is getting but i'm on twitter
watches little mermaid wants to be part of her world
use random car's window as mirror someone inside is staring back at me
My yoga pants have never been to yoga
my reddit cake day will only happen once every four years
I dont understand the webassign problem And THERE'S no watch it or master it button
Got there Car was just getting warm
Papercuts
My garage only has enough room for two vehicles
Just pee'd mom makes you wash your hands
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pet sleeps in bed takes up half the bed
bought expensive ski equipment no snow this season
MY FACEBOOK GOT loggED OUT I HAVE TO LOG BACK IN
Showered at boyfriend's now i smell like axe
car problems mazerati is the wrong color
Cookie won't fit In the glass of milk
It's buy one get one free on collection But I don't have a car
Phone's out of battery Lost charger
Aims for the stars  Gets 60% on test
Went skating... ...all they had were brownies
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They didn't pick THe guy I liked on the voice
I went to get a domain name The one I wanted was taken
Went Skydiving  too worried how hair looked for camera to enjoy the experience
walks into a starbucks store for the first time the barista didn't know what 'my usual' was
I was on 9gag too long this morning Now I don't have time to check on my Sims
Typing Skype Message It's 15.00 o'clock
Finally found a stream for my team Gary neville is doing commentary
Found a great youtube video I don't even like rick astley
Lost breath during song finished second in heat
Friend has birthday got nothing to wear
Went skiing in the french alps no fresh snow
i have a Serious girlfriend in college and now i don't get to be promiscuous
Wanted to buy a bag of chips the customer in front of me bought the last one
false started on the mile
leaves clubhouse early becomes the blitz
i will never get to see jimi hendrix live on stage
Drug Test at break need to pee in period one
had an idea for a y u no generator is broken...
the bread fell with the butter side down
Made a snowman someone knocked it over
disliked a post on the vote page saw it in trending the next day
forgot to open link in new tab Now RES has to load all the pages again
hears bad news  a hot student teacher is leaving
not logged in to facebook for two days only one new notification
wine tasting was celebrating red wine i only drink white
Try to go pee  She watches
text is over 160 characters have to condense it
ate so much... that I have a Stomach Ache
Spent all Afternoon Day drinking too tired to go out at night
internet went down can't tweet about it
named a loran scholar... ...parents won't let me leave the house without a bulletproof vest
applying group policy printer policy
joined occupiers can't play drums
my hair will get messed up if i'm on bottom but i don't want to be on top
just forgot 1 elbow pad Now i can't scrimmage
MUSTN't waste      orange juice but just brushed     my teeth
rode haunted mansion didn't get the hitchiking ghost i wanted
really want ice cream  but just sat down
Goes to turn on the tv finds out it needs new batteries
Have to go to nordmetall it is so far away...
store was out of poland spring had to buy generic water bottle brand
Bought starbucks have to wait for it to cool
roads were icy today spent more gas using 4x4
accidentally clicked op's username instead of link title have to click back button
I don't want to mess up my hair but i don't want to be on top
WET FLOOR IN THE BATHROOM STILL HAD SOCKS ON
order sausage roll always get burnt one
made dinner for two Could only eat for one
Coffee with no sweetener
had to use a coffee filter ran out of charmin ultra
forgot to build supply depots get supply blocked for 20 seconds
Just got comfy in bed has to go to the bathroom
wants to buy a quarter Dealer only has an eighth
went to subway they remembered to charge me extra for double cheese
i told him to go slow. he went fast anyways.
signed in with e-mail on draw something now i can't connect with my facebook friends
thought Battlestar galactica had 5 seasons Turns out it's only 4
I try to think I didn't get it but the post simply isn't funny
Halocharts is dead 4 months later
I burnt my tongue on the first sip so now i can't enjoy my coffee
Nutzest cotton mouth ever Only has filtered water
Can't choose between Liara and tali
I don't have enough dip for my chips But if I open another container
My fianc bought a new entertainment center  Took him weeks to build it
Deciding which Britney song to play life of a Britney fan
Want to drink Have to driVe
WON AN ONLINE MATCH CAN'T ENJOY VICTORY BECAUSE MY OPPONENT REVEALED HE SLEPT WITH MY MOTHER
only have half heart on minecraft found a dungeon
Woot off have everything worth buying
remote start car forgot to put the key in the ignition before hitting the brake
internet is down no new pins today
Buys New Shoes Gets salt stains on them from walking around lennoxville
Told the hairdresser i liked it i really didn't
tOLD THE HAIRDRESSER I LIKED IT I LIED
Community and Big Bang Theory ARE At the Same Time  Now I have to use my 2'Nd DVR and I hate watching on that TV
go to select my country
Got an off campus house takes longer to walk to class
held in fart through entire lecture didn't need to afterwards
asked friend for gum they had no more
gets lollypop can't open it
I forgot to shake my can of yoohoo before I opened it Now all of the good flavoring will be stuck at the bottom
Got a high killstreak host migration fails
Caesar's out of hot n' ready i have to wait 7 minutes
my parents' friends came to my house couldn't watch l&o: svu new episode
LUSH was out of fresh face masks had to get mask of magnaminty instead
Get on mw3 Nothing but tenth prestigers
facebook is down my pet society free cash will be lost
Fasting for lent no facebook for 40 days
Approved for Mod Told to wait a week
gets gummies remembers lent started
Tap wouldn't stop dripping Kept me awake all night
I Spent all day reading creepypasta and now i cant rest for school
ko people too fast in tetris battle can't set new record in lines sent as a result
TWo of my favorite wrestlers headlining wrestlemania I don't know who to cheer for
Thought i got a message wordfued Notification
Poured a beer spilled a drop
Needs to fix something with duct tape duct tape isn't colorful
can't hear the tv  eating chips is too loud
Spent an hour on Meme Generator Still not a good idea
i Was pretending my garage was haunted actually got scared
my dad bought me          a brand new volvo i wanted a mini cooper
handicap button doesn't work has to open door manually
accidentally wrote seduction zone instead of subduction zone
Crave chick-fil-a Realize it's sunday
friends post memes on facebook i don't like memes
Love waking up with Fresh Ground Coffee Grinder is so loud in the morning
ate pasta for lunch it's pancake tuesday
I have to pee but the commercials are over
Fwp Meme not funny
My $2000 vaio doesn't do two-finger scroll
passed up liking raichu-d2 life is now full of emptiness
why don't people understand me? I just don't like communicating.
exam week no place in the library
Got a new pneumatic riveter no rivoters
Need mixers for saturday night Mocmart closes at 8
Have a scrabble nowhere to play it
I can relate To all the first world problem memes
about to use noise-cancelling headphones on the plane battery is dead
download new songs to itunes can't find my ipod or smartphone
requested Warehouse Pit tickets got uncovered pavilion
starts playing WoW can't choose a haircut
Should've masturbated before taking a shower
crave regular giant cheetos find out they're only made spicy now
fml double dt today
Don't Have... Anything to Be sad   About
accidentally opened internet explorer
No more weed money
gets a 3d tv has to watch cartoons in 2d
heats up food in micorwave bites into it... still cold
wrote a huge sms  accidentaly hit the back-button
show you hate comes on cant find remote
can't make out the letters i'm supposed to type in now the computer thinks i'm not human
WEEKEND COMING 2 MATH QUESTIONS FOr homework
thought up an awesome username it was taken
Spaghetti Not al dente
GOT DRY HUMPED BY PEDo bear
My Son Signed with AN SEC SCHOOL OLE MISS
ipod fell  ripped out headphones from ear
missed freeway interchange gps tracked me on the street
MY lips are dry can't find my chapstick
Went to my Favorite chinese restaurant they ran out of shrimp
Missed freeway interchange gps tracked me on the street
I Need to Gain 20 Pounds To Play Fottball
Marcos kept singing 'Under the boardwalk' now the damn song is stuck in my head!
i go to print my pbd slides.... there's 86 of them.....
Thought '4gs' really meant '4g s(peeds)'
thinks of a funny first world problem meme already posted
Street cleaning today Forgot to move car
my ps3 died  now i can only play xbox and wii
Um 8:15 ins Krankenhaus bestellt um  10:40 noch immer nicht dran
Won the lottery mo money mo problems
RA on Duty told me  to wait 5 minutes
cheesecake at friend's house forgot lactate pills at home
1 universe 8 planets 204 countries 809 islands over 7 billion people and im still single...
texts meaningful paragraph gets one word reply
i smoked all my weed before lunch
I Pinned Something To the wrong board
Didn't want to pay for $3 laundry went out and bought $5 bag of socks
Signed up for netflix the movie I wanted to see isn't an instant watch
Rolls skirt gains 20 pounds
Stripped for facebook bad move
lost your phone remember you left it on silent
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change answer while checking over test get test back first option was correct
look down while typing assignment look up havent typed a single word...
makes a good post 'You've reached your submission limit. Please wait and submit later.'
listen to best music ever heard Don&#180;t  know the name of song
they mixed the tacos and taco supremes
WENT FOR QUIET NIGHT OUT GOT CAUGHT IN A ROUND
i want to put my feet up but my legs will get numb
cellphone rings while I was in the bathroom I had to rush out without cleaning my ass
My food is delicious But not as delicious as my friends'
So sleepy  But The cave exit has to be around here somewhere...
mom merges on a highway Die in temple run
day after friends birthday forgot to post 'happy birthday' on their wall
someone skyped me now my music turned off
i wanted to watch a video on youtube i couldn't skip the ad
I am offended when they call me 'cumberbitch'
Accidently Switched to Timeline Cant Change back
accidentally changed to fb timeline now i can't change back
tried accessing internet got redirected to wifi login screen
wanted ipad 2 for birthday received ipad 1
Bought a lifetime membership at a pornsite only 2 good videos
It's saturday still haven't watched Chronicle
CHECKED UCAS REJECTION
took too many pictures can't pick one for facebook
got home late neighbor's car in my parking space
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drank a delicious milkshake got mad brain freeze
Craving a cheese burger Time is 5:01
tHE WINDOW BUS SEATS ARE ALL TAKEN
My friends read Wheel of TIme Series  Until book 3
My MINifridge is too small for my beer
beginning of a long trip with bus just realized that a headphone is not working
just go on the bus which seat do i take
itunes on shuffle plays song i dont want to listen to
just stood up for no reason
post something on 9gag ended up lost in vote page
I ACCIDENTALLY changed my facebook to timline  now i can't change it back
put my tetris piece in the wrong spot Now the row won't disappear
I cannot visit 9gag server are overloaded
'He's marrying a white girl!?' Awkward Wedding
Using phone as calculator in office people think i'm texting
WANTS TO ZING SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK HAS TO ADD THEM AS A FRIEND FIRST
received reply to email with a changed subject line new gmail thread
mom wont let me get a camaro have to settle for '10 mustang
trapt on loop while trapped in the closet
trapped in the closet 22 chapters!?
Accidentally changed to fb timeline now i can't change back
My pokemon is so strong that it killed the one i'd wanted to catch
gets 98% INSTEAD OF 100%
store ran out      of evian forced to buy Dasani
stays up all night doing homework takes 'nap' and misses class
complains about EPQ had months and months to do it in
Want to watch husker game But I'm Adventist and it's Saturday Afternoon
wanted to play       sudoku on subway forgot my pen
sent a tweet to snooki never got a retweet
EPISODE ON AT 11 SAME AS EPISODE ON AT 7
This words with friends app keeps freezing
Won too much at grocery bingo now its hard to carry it all up to my room
HUngry For chick-fil-a on a sunday
My iphone is stuck in recovery mode
Left foil on chocolate Ate it
dyed my hair last night looks the same
took a shit wasnt a clean break
everyone in the dorm is on the internet have to wait 15 seconds for a page to load
I have to pee  but someone is cleaning the bathroom
got that iphone lost my contacts
Great deals on winter clothes at the outlets 70 degrees outside
i had no guts i got no glory
Drops pencil on the ground retard bar is in the way
My latte is too hot to drink right away.
I'm really hungry but i don't want to have to drive anywhere
Got promised leadership postion didn't get it
rocket problem too long life too short
sc2 has subpar UI  How am i gonna SURVIVE?
I have to pee really bad But memory foam bed holds me hostage.
I Have no money the cash machine is so far away
heading to the gym to run for fun forgot my ipod and iphone on my ipad.
Convergence stuck on 85%
transloc app isn't working now i have to actually wait at the bus stop
remote died had to take batteries out of vibrator
i still got lost.... using my gps
New office printer have to flip the pages myself
micro clean up duty  second week in a row
Comes from Yorkshre Everyone looks down upon me
didn't update my ipod now i have to erg to old music
Turned on the shower no hot water
sold roundup quota have to write name 120 times
Notified that someone commented on the same photo as me in facebook Had nothing to do with my comment
didn't get an a in book of mormon must be going to hell
all gym machines are busy must resort for a wii fit workout
Too Much work Need Beer
put cd in laptop already cd in laptop
Tried to use a binder clip to hold my charger cable table's too thick
Stepped in the gum I just picked off my shoe
ASSIGNMENT DUE TOMORROW NO MORE UNIVERSITY OF DELAWARE MEMES TO LOOK AT
allowed myself one chocolate it wasnt the carmel kind
I hit reply all Now everyone knows I have IBS
Went to buy shampoo store only sold CONDITIONER
Your Aquarium was installed ...By Kyle
sTAYS UP ALL NIGHT DOING GROUP PROJECT THATS DUE IN THE MORNING no one else in the group did anything
Train took ages should've used my plane
Make a meme keep forgetting to select language
My cleaner
Brushed my teeth before i had breakfast everything tastes like mint
I Took a perfect pic of my cat for reddit I couldn't use it because my floor wasn't vacuumed
buy $6 Probiotic fermented juice drink tastes bad
POSTED INSPIRATIONAL STATUS ON FACEBOOK ONLY GOT 7 LIKES
posted inspirational status on facebook only got 3 likes
Upload an image in gmail Image size too big to send
My mansion swimming pool is too deep in the deep end
Wanted to play Call of Duty ... there's only battlefield...
Uploaded image to facebook Will take 25 seconds ...
Log off to switch user on PC Pressed shut down
Getting First class flight to New York 20 minute delay
Getting Train to town have to get bus service instead
unfamiliar with champion skill range too used to smartcast
spins wheel at scoop lands on 'show boobs'
The puppy my boyfriend got me for valentines day isn't hypoallergenic
Have top comment on youtube video everyone spams me with the same reply
Snowed an inch we didn't get a snow day
Shut down pc and go to sleep pressed 'restart' by accident
Posted attention seeking facebook status got conversation hijacked
Get comfy in bed .....  ........ Main light still on
I found a hole In one of my Versace socks
WENT TO TACO BELL THEY RAN OUT OF SAUCE PACKETS
When Origami Tells you you'll need scissors
Went to go out in bolton Realised it was shit
TOOK THE THERMODYNAMICS MIDTERM ONLY GOT A 96!
SAT BESIDE THE LAKE SWAN BROKE MY LEG
Giving MHC Commencement Address Refers to College as Girls' School
Whitney Houston Died
Orders cheezburger forgot to say no pickles
forgot headphones at home now i can't listen to pandora
MY JoHN DORIAN LIKES ATOMENERGY
Shared TOILETS No MORE PAPER
Had to misspell my name so siri could say it correctly
only jacket is member jacket people think i'm a seeker
he's great but he drinks coke
Used wpi towers relationship advice didn't get a valentine.
i joined sgu memes now all my facebook updates are memes
Sister's birthday can't be there because in london
loves cats and dogs is allergic to them
has to  wake up early tomorrow cant fall asleep
Clicked like on youtube without signing in Redirected to login page
If I filter out 'remember in elementary school...' posts I might filter out Sherlock Holmes Posts
Internet included in rent Provided by studentcom
can't sleep sheets are only 600 thread count
it rained today now my winshield has streaks
Got a new keychain Can't use to open bottles
spends a meal at the commons ends up going to the diner
Not happy with list world hunger and justin beiber
My roommate left before I could Ask her To Get Me THe Remote Now It's Stuck on TV Guide
downloads new guns n' roses leak it's brain's 'better' remix
didn't bring water to ib exam nearly died of dehydration
I asked for fire sauce They gave me mild
Practices Abstinence* Sodomy isnt sex
I just got done checking out But I forgot to give the cashier my coupon!
friend's friend spent more than me it was my table
Late for class Have to get chair from other room
wait for skyrim at midnight wait 15 minutes for initial update
I weigh 118 this morning I gained 2 lbs while sleeping?
Goes to roxy fake id gets denied
My trip to luxemburg doesn't fit my trip to paris
Dropped the last cheez-it took 6 seconds to pick up
Wants to level up in hanging with friends gets more scramble updates than hanging updates
for once I want to say book but it changes to cool
Gets reblogged by influential person in the field it's my first and only blog post
I don't have any more cups for my keurig coffee maker
Turns on radio every station is on a commercial
ask for ankle socks with different colors got white long socks
i pooped but it didn't go through
Where did i leave my pen
i lost my northface at a frat house now i have to wait for my parents to buy me a new one
Dad makes me do the dishes first world problems
ordered hungry howies forgot to get flavored crust
PHONE DIED NOW I HAVE TO PAY ATTENTION IN KEY SKILLS
had test to study for spent all study time before it reading ab/dl meme topic
can't log onto facebook the botched memes make me want to kill my family
My bed has too many pillows and if i throw them on the floor they get dirty
tried to finish endcap was on cash all day
People are misusing memes On facebook
tell people i'm from walsall they can't understand my accent
got into qm through clearing
forgot to put rubbish in halls kitchen bin before friady have to wait until monday for cleaners to empty it
i wanted to watch princess bride blu-ray but i placed the dvd version in my player
thought i was gonna pee ended up pooing and not bringing a gadget
First world problems Lebron's fault
I have three Finals on Monday ...And One on Saturday
Can't find ds charger can't fall asleep without video games
no computers have to go all the way to the media centre
Looking forward to mass effect 3 for months big midterm on release date
used to hid extra bacon in wrap the den started using to-go boxes
Peeled a cuties clementine Found a deflated balloon inside
MY BIG ASS STEAK WASN'T COOKED PROPERLY
Walked up the slope forgot something in dorm
bought chalupas forgot fire sauce
Goes on facebook they've discovered memes
Facebook changed it's layout
studying in Kroch No Cell Service
missed my show doesn't go online for 8 days
want to make meme just not funny enough
Went all the way to slc forgot towel
I got comfortable in bed TheN haD to go pee
Reads reddit all day in class nothing to do at home
Goes to starbucks in the union found out there are no holiday cups
10 pints and papa gs more hungover from the papa gs than the beer
came home really thrisy FOUND OUT THERE'S NO DR.PEPPER lEFT
my milkshake didn't bring the boys to my yard
Joined a sorority  became a sorostitute
NEW FLAT IS IN THE SECOND FLOOR NO ELEVATOR
CALL ME ELENA I have to act like that
i got there it wasn't there
Found funny uw meme cant find again to repost
created meme
he wont tell me how to make memes no fair
TALKED ABOUT SEX ON TWITTER GRAN IS FOLLOWING
wANTED TO PLAY WOW WOW NEEDS AN PATCH
gone to a couch doctor diagnosis: depression
wants to smoke weed in room mom is bringing supplies later
Got up to workout Best friend slept in
took a shit water splashed up onto ass
My chicken fingers are cold
I am still waiting to be added to Orthodoxspirituality
listening to music headphones hurt my ears
went to walmart to buy doritos shelves were cleaned out
RAN OUT OF  PIZZA ROLLS
tries to find previous utexas meme to send to friend it was posted 10 minutes ago
Patriots lost... now edward is cutting my hair
WENT TO WRITE 'Seeming-fated' in essay wrote 'seeming-farted'
try to illegally download music insrv block torrent sites
HUSBAND LEFT THE BREAD OPEN....  AGAIN
internship got terminated
trash is full and stinks
Bored at work reddit links are all purple
EXCITED....new SKI SLOPE HORRIFIED
New boyfriend isn't circumciSed 'it just looks so wierd'
2 am run out of people to facebook stalk
Went out forgot to fight in vpopulus
i drank to much water
my grandmother died she was only 83
University salted the sidewalks Now have stains on my Uggs
toilet gets clogged no plunger
went on meme generator service unavailable
I want to buy a canada goose jacket
Tegnap j&#243;t basztam Viszont belmlveztek
omg a coldsore
Downloads Temple run Fails Midterm
About to eat restaurant leftovers gets invited to eat out
need to fart in class hardwood chair
post a romg world on fecebook every bory coment
read Kim Jong-un had been overthrown went to link and got rickrolled
know nothing about project group makes me presnt
Bought new pants Friend has same pair
Tim Hortons closed before end of Lecture have to find alternate source of Caffeine
Just bought a french vanilla at tim hortons SHUTTLE BUS DRIVER SAYS I CAN'T BRING DRINKS ON THE BUS
Just downloaded RES keep hitting back after viewing pictures in browser
Got accepted to two colleges not sure which one to choose
live jasmin gets through my pop-up blocker
first day on internship no one knows me
i need to go to the store but i already took my bra off
saw hilarious meme i didn't think of it first
DIDN'T SEE 10-INCH FOR A WHILE MY LIFE IS SHIT
DIDN'T SEE 10-INCH FOR A WHILE MY LIFE IS SHIT
terrible headache out of advil
started using facebook's 'timeline' nobody visits my wall anymore
I have so Many Computers the file I need is never on the one I am using
Went online someone asked asl
Is there anything worse... than losing one's maid?
If there is no spoon then how am I going to eat my cereal?
actually spilled milk
work just called i have to go in early tomorrow
Storm passing through lifetime is blacked out
Pregnancy test +
have ad block don't get 'first day on the internet' jokes
I wore myself out shopping all day now i'm too tired to put everything away
the more people on cam The smaller the images are
got excited While pinning i pinned to wrong board
was asked to grab milk from the basement that is ridick
All I want for my birthday is more karma
PEOPLE POST QUESTIONS WITHOUT READING THE FAQ
love my new mflb now i have to buy the power adapter
Lives in east eats at gryphs every day
Need 85 Hosts Only have 40
HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM TOO LAZY TO GET UP
I FORGOT TO CHARGE MY MACBOOK NOW I ACTUALLY HAVE TO LISTEN TO THE LECTURE
Go to Starbucks with iPad No seats open
build android app for 4.0.3 phone running on 4.0.1
there is a spider on my wall
NEW RESIDENT EVIL IS OUT TOO MUCH INFORMATION
loading a game 404 error
got a facebook friend request from my mom...
Wanted a sandwich the blue room is out of ciabatta
ate too many chips won't be hungry for main dish
Sends you a friend request not in any of their pictures
Asked for an ipad 2 for christmas  got the first model
EXCEEDED INTERNET USAGE CANT MAKE MEMES UNTIL NEXT MONTH
Bought a computer game computer cant run software
Bought a computer game computer cant run its software
Tore Tag off Dolce & Gabbana Can't return after wearing it one night
I thought i was going to be first chair flute but i got second chair
the gas station pump doesn't have the little notch on the handle that holds it in place
SMOKES FRIENDS BONG FORGETS TO BRING ICE
IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M SO GOOD AT WORDS WITH FRIENDS
Trying to save money keep seeing steam sales
My friends changed my Status on Facebook I'll never use my Computer again
Had an awsome night Blacked out and dont remember any of it
Too late taking a shower before pilates realizes her swet doesnt smell like calvin klein
I'm lonely
DOMAIN UNREGISTERED i HAVE TO LOG IN TO IMAGESHACK
nothing i have works
BOUGHT NEW 650 FOR $65M COULD HAVE REFURBISHED A G5 FOR $35M
Microwave went out  Now my soup is lukewarm
It's so nice outside I decided to wash my car but now If i roll down the windows to enjoy the fresh air they'll get water spots
the power is out
I want to toast my bread but it's too big for the toaster
Thinking about third world problems Now i feel sad
They were out of Wagyu New York Steak so i had to settle for the New York Steak
jimmy johns delivery will be at my house in 5 mins but it'll take me another 10 minutes for me to drive home
BOUGHT NEW 650 FOR DAVOS COULD HAVE REFURBISHED A G5 FOR LESS
got 10 hits on monster all independent agent opportunities
MY HUSBAND DROVE MY LR3 AND WIPED MY SEAT MEMORY SETTINGS
parents bought hot-dogs  today they forgot to get buns
My neapolitan icecream was 50% vanilla
couldnt open a jar shoulda used a half a cup of man
i wanted a xbox 360 parents got me a ps3 instead
Just got to the office coffee is from yesterday
Just got to the office coffee is from yesterday
New it guys at work imgur links now blocked
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Turn on kcrw santa monica city council
i ordered a banana crepe and got strawberries
KCRW won't come in Can't listen to KRI640 with kids in the car
Wants Karma doesn't own cat
Using instant messenger Don't Get a Response instantly
on reddit webpages time out
finished bacon roll last bite was only bread
Clicked on a website's search function had to delete the word search
Packed a banana in my lunch Whole lunch tastes like banana
great weekend away had to drive home
I dropped my oreo in my milk
But I Want a twiX I hate snickers
someone copied my meme they made it to the hot page.
i started off second semester so strong then someone made nipu memes
I HAVE ALREADY WATCHED 72 MINUTES OF MEGAVIDEO TODAY
silently been done with conversation other person has not figured that out
hate my isp bundled with satellite
got new video game stayed up till 6 am without realizing it
DEleted system 32 i have to buy a new computer
I ordered pizza and it was 10 minutes late  now i can't eat it anymore
i just watched a nicolas cage movie and there was no national treasure
wore u.s.p.a to school everyone laughed at me
ნიუ მეტ?ლს ვუსმენ ყურს?სმენებში ბ?ლ? ხმ?ზე ბები?ჩემის ტელევიზ?რის ხმ? მ?ინც მესმის
Wanted to save image hit 'send image' instead
got on facebook to talk to friends none of them were online
tried to spread peanut butter on bread the knife tore through
Someone stole my apple backup computer is a pc
Didn't know if my roommate was getting home tonight or tomorrow Had to wear pants all night
pedi el combo de nuggets no hay salsa BBQ
Went to take a shit ipad didn't have charge
susah-susah Kuliah 6 bulan  PAS BUKA CBIS
i can't remember who i was going to facebook stalk
i shorten mother of god to mog and felt cool they thought i MISSPELLED omg
out of bottled water now i have to drink from the filter
out of kleenexs—            need to use... t-t-toilet paper
Was rooting for the baltimore ravens  Got CUNDIFF'D
total was only seven dollars had to break a twenty
i have to many different friends that want to hang out with me at once
i only needed 1800 points to beat my highscore in temple run
sold ellis cap for a scrap value changes to one ref
Desktop is broken Forced to use laptop
avoiding C++/CLI ^ is a passive character
There is a blizzard and I'm almost out of almond milk.
won game of super smash bros friends start next game before you can check phone
RealiZe iPad is upside down Doesn't matter
Invited out to eat with friends already ate
Hot guy is republican Can't justify having sex with him
going to buy laptop not sure which to take
5 shows i want to watch at the same time no dvr
Made KD put to much milk
HAVE BEEN STUDYING FOR EXAM ALL NIGHT WHEN EXAM BEGAN
goes to mall forgets wallet
The internet is my life.... ...and now they want to censor it?
feminine odor serious bizness
if you liked it why no put a ring on it?
wRITES ON THE backside of notebook Hand hits the spiral
I only go on big killstreaks When I play barebones
Obama lied Again....
Brother is new to reddit Have to pretend everything he shows me is funny even if i've already seen it
comcast sent me my cable box but they didnt send a splitter  now i have to choose between watching tv or being online
9GAG Veterans are tired to dislike reposts 65% chance of getting reposts in hot page
makes 185k a year doesnt have adequate jammies
It was funny at first but then i realized it was a repost
Tries to be clever with memes laughed at for not using imgur
My puppy is sneezing Penry galo bard
I had to take my tights off to wipe properly
My security card holder broke        again
TRIES TO DOWNLOAD JAY-Z CONCERT HOSTED ON MEGAUPLOAD
Ran out of smooth stone had to use cobble
wants to listen to brand new song isn't on spotify yet
Woh humsafar tha magar Us mein Ashar wali baat na thi
Peeled a clementine found three seeds
I was cleaning my bowl today and it broke
I said a COUPLE chick fila sauces he put one in the bag
All the juice/milk in the fridge is gone have to drink water
Reddit is back up All the links on the front page are the same
I ate an entire bag of sunflower seeds Now my tastebuds don't work right
Ordered Taco Bell Only received one sauce packet per item
Pyramix.
Just BOught something  Batteries not included
Servers down... My life is ruined
It's freezing outside and it's taking forever for the valet to get the car
Redditor friends all use 9gag
got my nails done can't text because they cut them too short
Forgot to register a new reddit account on my actual birthday
I don't understand any of the pickup line scientist's pickup lines
i need a new moncler jacket just can't decide whether i prefer blue or green
torrents only peers sharing
went downstairs for a drink left glass in the room
got brand new iphone/smartphone can't choose ringtone
Plumbo Referred to  Madcon`s black skin color as 'mocca' Something died inside me
ORDER BURGER TOO MUCH BACON
Screen resolution 2560x1600 cant avoid seeing youtube comments
goes to eat pumpkin pie realizes theres no whipped cream
Wan't to hold macbook pro in bare lap too cold
got into bed  forgot to turn off light
I asked my  mom for 50 dollars she only had twenties so i had to take 60
ment to book a table in a club club was fully booked
ment to buy a new moncler jacket cant decide whether i prefer green or blue
Had three choices chose bulbasaur
I Don't want to get up early to receive my free education
I got exactly what I wanted for my birthday but it has an ugly color!
I didn't get any napkins with my fast food or a straw.
all my downloaded music has terrible quality
I paid for the whole seat But I only used the edge
THOUGHT I WAS BEING FUNNY NOONE LAUGHED
buys saltine crackers unsalted...
I want to make pot stickers but the kitchen will smell all day
Has to grind coffee WHILE HUNGOVER
Can't watch netflix and download music at the same time
Had to order two dominos pIzzas To get the coupon deal
Made an awesome terrarium out of a broken terra cotta pot cat peed in it
Installation Progress 100% Still waiting for it to finish
wanted to sleep in this morning but i had to pee
Carries Wallet Contains too much Cash to fit in pocket
weird lump in the back of my throat could be a fly Sweet jesus just swallow it
WALKED INTO A WET BATHROOM STILL HAD SOCKS ON
I tied my shoe too tight now I can't slip them on anymore
Ran 4.5 miles in a snowstorm to stay fit drank 3 glasses of eggnog at home
facebook goes down dies inside
I use reddit and my roommates use 'The Chive' I've seen all the funny things before they do
Password protected rar forgot the source link
password protected rar forgot the source link
my team didnt make the playoffs have to wait till next year
twitter interface has been changed forever
going away on vacation not enough room in bag for all my clothes
Grabbed my juice to drink it Hadn't put the straw in yet
My Mercedes E Class is so big I can't Find any Decent Parking
Ate pepperoni pizza for dinner heartburn
My stats proff emailed me the course syllabus Before the semester even started
Dropped my spoon in my soup Got Soup on my fingers
i have so much food in my kitchen but i'm too lazy to cook
already in bed forgot to close garage door
have to hold handle down to flush what a time waster
too many good photos cant decide which one use as profile
needed to get premium fuel during trip gas station only had 91 octane
I'm too tall For my never-ending pool
want to eat kfc but it still 10am
THere are too many raisins in my raisin bran
I left the ac on too long now i have to get a blanket
Just became vegan remorse for ever eating animals
MMR TOO HIGH TO OFFRACE NEED TO LOSE 50 GAMES
mass effect 3 on origin omg wut i do now
minority isnt offended now i gotta feel offended for them
Andrew took a job at avaAz now i have to walk 20 feet further to see him
DOWNLOADING NEW TEXTURE PACK FOR SKYRIM HAVE TO WAIT 30 MINUTES BEFORE I CAN PLAY
I wanted to buy a bottle of evian but all they had was fiji
My straw has a hole in it Now I have to get up and get another
still doesnt know what thall is about
too focused on Playing xbox dinner got overcooked
Gets out of shower takes a messy shit
Opens Yahoo Sees headline about Kim Kardashian
Browsing reddit at work all the visited links are blue when i get home
Thought I heard my Gchat notication Just my music
want to watch reality tv all day but i've already seen all these episodes
LSU lost complains on facebook
no more charmin just brawny
went to try on clothes small too tight
have to wait 3 hours on my layover to europe
zero crime turn panic room into gym or home theater
had to floor it to make the light lowered mpg average
don't get fair wages still play in nba
excited to watch new jersey shore someone deleted it off dvr
just got attacked by malware
MY ACCOUNT WAS HACKED SENT YOU ALL WEIRD STUFF
Can only afford 16gb iphone 4s
Found meme generator has no idea
WANT TO PLAY VIDEO GAMES BUT WATCHING YOUTUBE
forgot iphone bored taking a shit
christmas morning don't know what to open first
Has to take dump can't find right magazine
Just pulled in driveway forgot to return redbox
wanted something from the dollar menu it was the late night menu
he said 'i love you' and he wasn't even laura greenbaum
TOMORROW IS THE 8th cant find my ebt card
TOMORROW IS PAYDAY lost my damn ebt card
stepped out of the kitchen... ...why
I downloaded the wrong subtitles....again!
SO many guns and so much ammo dont know which to use
Has amazon gift card DOESN'T know what to buy with it
cant find movie to watch cuz watched too many movies
nEED WINDOWS COMPUTER TO ROOT PHONE EVERYONE I KNOW HAS A MAC
Went to the bathroom but i missed
I went to the bathroom But i missed the toilet
returned to tent to resupply warmup period already ended
PSR to high had to make 4 new accounts
bought too much games on steam don't know which one to play first
My PVR restarted for no reason
Looked for my other laptop found my other other laptop
Looking for my other laptop found my other other one
SENIOR MANAGERs?
Finds out female friends are redditors none post in r/gonewild
want to eat cereal no clean spoons
I wrote 2011 as my homework date now i'll have to change it to 2012
They were out of organic quinoa forced to purchase couscous
It's 2012 i'm Still writing '11 on my dates
need a plate for food they are all in my room and dirty
Accidentally yanked controlloer from port have to start mario 3 all over from the beginning
creates a meme on meme generator presses the up arrow
i made tons of friends
FOrget to turn off phone at movies  didn't matter.
make dinner for two Don't have to cook tomorrow
Phone vibrates at 4am
THROWS BOOMERANG never comes back
I LOVE MY WIFE TYPO
Has 49/50 achievements Missing Co-Op One
My girlfriend is like MY FERRARI I DON'T HAVE ONE
I'm gonna spend valentine's day with my ex box 360
facebook deletes thousands of fake profiles goes from 100 friends to zero overnight
a girl invited me over saying nobody was home nobody was home
open a pack of gum in class have friends for 2 minutes
makng a meme at meme generator nobody press the up arrow
post witty status on facebook nobody likes it.
Makes A facebook for pet Pet rejects friend request
do you even have friends? yes i have all the seasons
Googled 'How To Get A Girlfriend' got error 404 instead.
Parents got divorced no one fought for custody
CALLS SKYPE TEST CALL DOESNT PICK UP
BUY A SHiP NAMED RELATION Now you have a relationship
friend zone? sounds like a fun place
sets table for two imaginary friend doesn't show up
I'M SINGLE BY CHOICE GIRL'S CHOICE
want to evolve haunter buy another DS
Girl givEs you number Suicide hotline
deactivates facebook no one notices
paypal . . . my only pal
spends friday nights alone making forever alone memes
MAKES A MEME IS THE ONLY ONE TO RATE IT UP
finally got a kiss thanks
My Ultimate sexual fantasy is to have sex
WATCHING FOREVER ALONE MEMES BY YOURSELF
won a trip for two to disneyland goes twice
MAKES MILKSHAKES NO ONE COMES TO THE YARD
FIND YOUR PHONE AFTER TWO MONTHS NO MESSAGES
JUST GOT FUNNY RINGTONE TOO BAD ILL NEVER HEAR IT
Mom deleted me on facebook Forever alone
Made Dinner for two WON'T HAVE TO COOK TOMORROW
wishes not to die a virgin immortality
Has 2 gameboys trades pokemon with self
Add self on facebook 'Request Denied'
7 billion people? still single.
Lends money forever a loan
my girlfriends' name is lindsey .jpg
1 new message from phone operator
lost my virginity to a webcam girl on bedroomshows.com
seat next to me is open people stand anyways
makes good joke. no one laughs other person makes same joke. Everyon laughs
tags girl in picture girl removes tag
ROSES ARE RED I HAVE A PHONE NOBODY TEXTS ME FOREVER ALONE
translate.google.com speak button: i love you
I almost had a threesome I only needed 2 other pEoplE
2 new texts: Mom: 'I love you' Mom: 'Sorry wrong person'
tries to talk to cleverbot it goes offline
Goes to prison doesn't get molested
takes drugs alone hallucinates having friends
my meme only gets one like it was me..
Plays Sim City for years Population still zero
walks infront of automatic door doesnt open
Adds mom on facebook declines friend request
killed 100 men still not wanted
This guy still a better love story than twilight
Feel phone vibrate just my imagination
gets change from hot cashier and hands touch score
uses facebook on birthday 1 farmville request
a girl sits next to me in class thanks
Go to college Forever a loan
finally get a text it's your phone company
has condom in wallet it expires
F.A.P. Forever Alone Party
i have lots of money
LIKING YOUR OWN FACEBOOK STATUS IS LIKE GIVING YOURSELF A HI-FIVE IN PUBLIC
Finally gets A friend request It's from              وليامز تومي سميث
BEING SINGLE ON VALENTINES DAY 20 TIMES IN A ROW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED
boat sinks
Cute girl hands you a note in class 'Give to the guy in front of you'
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gave up sex for lent didn't matter
My girlfriend is like an ipad i don't have an ipad
Sends friend request to good guy greg Ignored
was only witness in murder no one asked my opinion
okay class choose your partners ...
Happy birthday to me
orders red roses to self on valentine's day lost in transit
LAUGH AT FOREVER ALONE MEMES REALIZE IT'S ALL ABOUT YOUR LIFE
i usually go out and bike with my friends on pokemon emerald
sits on right hand until it goes numb
has 99 problems a friend ain't one
Do you have friends? yes
BUY CONDOMS MAKE BALLOON ANIMALS
make milkshake no boys come to yard
random girl asks for a hug pickpocketed
calls skype test call nobody anwsers
wave back at someone Was waving at someone else
Hires a hooker gets friendzoned
Take personality type test fail
Drops the soap on purpose
No college scholarship Forever a loan
called suicide hotline they hung up.
Too ugly to post my picture on facebook use pic of anime character instead
i'm Single by choice girls' choice
GETS NEW RINGTONE NEVER HEARS IT AGAIN
send her a message she goes offline
create meme like it yourself
finally has sex with a hot blonde best wet dream so far
hacks own facebook 'come on guys
Facebook friend requests (1) أمك عاهرة أنت ابن لالأحمق
marco... ...
rECEIVES SMS MOM SAYING 'OK'
phone battery dead for two days no missed calls
My pornstar name is hands solo
Finishes college Forever A Loan
Open a bag of chips temporarily have friends
No notifications; refresh page still no notifications
wishes to not die a virgin granted immortality
GO OUT TO SUPERMARKET SOCIAL INTERACTION COMPLETE FOR TODAY
I don't always have sex but when i do it's only a dream
buys lots of candy no-one knocks on the door
MY GIRLFRIEND IS LIKE A BEACH BALL I HAVE TO INFLATE HER
finally i got a kiss album
waiting  at the bus stop bus doesn't stop
i talked to a girl then i woke up
Make phone password Birthday Nobody knows password
WIN trip for 4 to six flags go four times
Fappy valentines day
feel my phone vibrate low battery
got a pet rock it ran away
Sick for 1 year goes to school and no one comments on his absence
everyday is like the first day of school no friends
finally gets girlfriend wakes up
Buys brand new ringtone
partying hard.. alone
goes back to check meme still has no votes
Throws boomerang doesnt come back
when are you free? always
DROPS THE SOAP IN PRISON BUBBA DOESN'T COME
Overly attatched girlfriend? Must be nice
gets new ringtone never hears it again
Phone rings on birthday wrong number
I Had a IMAGINARY friend until he killed himself
have awesome humor nobody gets it
I'm superhero my power is invisibility
Just married ... ... in Skyrim!
I'm so popular everybody asks for my number In the pokmon game
Wants to talk to someone Goes on cleverbot
bumps into woman on subway 3 day erection
kills 3 people cops dont bother him
1 New Facebook message Mom says 'hi'
HI Cleverbot! no reply.
3 people threesome 2 people twosome  now i know why they call you handsome
I said 'hi' and she logged off.
adopts a dog dog abandons him
buys two movie tickets has a place to put his popcorn
Goes to facebook to water crops
peer pressure? sounds like fun
I LOve my wife typo
I met the girl of my dreams in my dreAm
I USED TO BELIEVE IN CUPID THEN i TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE
Laughing at forever alone memes realize im laughing at myself
'Please silence all phones before the movie begins' no need to
She tells me shes busy I find her Posting up statuses on facebook saying shes bored
Throws boomerang doesn't come back
Being Single on Valentines Day 25 Times in a Row  Achievement Unlocked
Special ability immune to sexually transmitted diseases
FINALLY GOT A KISS THANKS
watch the tape in the movie the ring doesn't get any phone call
creates own meme only one who upvotes it
HAD A THREESOME LAST NIGHT WITH TWIN BLOW-UP DOLLS
Writes ' Happy birthday ' on persons wall gets blocked
Cell phone vibrates when charging battery is fully charged
ask girl out her reply: 'awww'
HAPPY BIRTHDAY FROM GEICO INSURANCE
Buys two way radios sells one on ebay
SAY HI TO GIRL ON FACEBOOK GIRL LOGS OFF
watches mr. rodgers neighborhood doesn't get greeted at the start of episode
girl is staring at me realize i'm sitting next to a clock
The ugly girl you once rejected is now beautiful with a huge rack
Buy new game Earn all the achievements the first day
only phone call of the day it was the wrong number
Good Guy Greg denied your friend request
Meet girl of your dreams wake up
hey i just met you 
1 new text message from mom
Imaginary friend gets hit by imaginary truck goodbye best friend
'Oops
likes someones pic on facebook person deletes picture
Receives mail on birthday eviction notice
people ask who your GF is she goes to a different school
called dell support indian tech support guy hung up on me
Look Forward to new year to see the pictures girls post from partys
They say i have no friends But i have all 10 seasons on Blue-RAY
Phone screen lights up just reflection of reddit from computer screen
FOREVER ALONE PARTY F.A.P
can't find job after college forever a loan
Call Skype sound testing service nobody picks up
Posts meme upvotes it from numerous IP's
finally gets the girl of my dreams in my dreams
relatives ask you if you're seeing anybody lie
buyS PRESENT FOR FATHER DAYS dAD DOESNT SHOW UP
oNE FACEBOOK NOTIFICATION fARMville request
i&#180;m not alone I&#180;ll always have virginity
plays fetch with dog dog never comes back
goes to school with gum leaves with a full pack
Is that someone gently caressing my cheek nope just a tear
made a meme 2 weeks ago and check if someone liked it: 1 me
Hey cleverbot! no reply
never been kissed never been friendzoned
FOREVER ALONE STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY   THAN TWILIGHT
Click name on chat person logs off
goes offline on birthday so everyone thinks i have a great party
SHARES AN AWESOME VIDEO AT FACEBOOK 0 LIKES
offer help nobody wants it
see news on tv say goodnight just before the newsman does
i get about as much attention as a white crayon
knock knock
Sends birthday gift to self doesn't receive it
Hot girl posts on your wall virus
ROSes are red
Username Available
I'm not forever alone i'm forever available
What if the boys were already headed to the yard and my milkshake had nothing to do with it
Borrowed from a bank but Can't pay it back Forever a loan!
Forever alone has a better love story than twilight
who needs friends when i have skyrim
i have 500 friends on facebook and 500 email addresses and proxies to login to each account
PAY PAL IS MY ONLY PAL
Going for PHD Forever a loan
Phone breaks doesn't matter
Skype Echo sound service  IS MY ONLY FRIEND
I DON'T ALWAYS USE LUBE WHEN I MASTURBATE BUT WHEN I DO
11.11.11 End of social life
I WENT to skype last night Echo / sound test service was online
facebook friend request from mom
plays left4dead bots don't show up
Have imaginary girlfriend She wants to see other people
All I want for chrismas Is friends
created a facebook account now... what?
got her to come twice within 100 meters from me
My memes never make the front page.
New mail
Friends are like trampolines i've always wanted a trampoline
telemarketer hangs up on you
plays smash bros alone cpu gangs up on him
Has imaginary girlfriend She cheats on him
CRUSH SAYS SHE GOES ON A DATE FOREVER FRIENDZONED
made dinner     for two don't have to cook tomorrow
goes on chat roulette  no ones masturbates to you
chose prostitute as a career died virgin
make dinner for two dont have to cook tomorrow
Almost had a 3 some last night only needed 2 other people
Remember me on this computer computer always forgets
get a snappy new ring tone Never hear it again
I have a girlfriend april fools
group photo You take it
I love my wife typo wifi*
opens a pack of gum to class no one cares
I FINALLY FOUND LOVE ON PAGE 455 IN THE DICTIONARY
seating is unassigned sits alone in an entire desk row
Has 8 electrons in outermost shell can't form a bond
Gets text message from verizon
i dont know what you guys are complaining about i would kill to be in the friend zone
Don't go on facebook for 3 days no notifications
Hi 5! ...
Sends friend request to mom Declines and block
i love my wife wifi*
made curry for two have food for tomorrow
My boyfriend does this thing where he doesnt know hes my boyfriend it's so cute!
drops soap in PRison's showers no worries
Parents are awAy PlAy computer games
11:11... FOrever alone
gets girlfriend wakes up
girl gets on bus
GUY TELLS ME HE WILL GET TWICE AS MANY GIRLS AS I WILL EVER HAVE LAUGH AT HIM BECAUSE 10 TIMES 0 IS 0
lets the dogs out no one asks who did it
Generated memes won't get upvotes or downvotes Guess I vote up myself
Forty year old virgin? Challenge Accepted!
Watches the ring doesn't die in 7 days
Had a conversation... with cleverbot
Between two people in class They speak together
commits murder ruled as suicide
Phone vibrates To tell you it's done charging.
Phone rings
buy a new doorbell never hear ıt
Only 2 Girls away From Threesome
tries to write love song no one to write about
Goes on date She gives your money back
mad you forgot your phone all day come home to zero texts
received facebook notification... ______ Sent you a request in farmville
7 billions people on earth and still...
Check for replies on Funny FB status no replies; 2 less friends
nearly had a threesome last night only needed two other people
called 911 told me i had the wrong number
Girlfriend? you mean skyrim?
Cloning invENTED clone gets friends...but you dont
girl you love likes your status get excited
she said 'come over no ones home' no one was home
creates hilarious meme and gets no upvotes anonymous copies his meme and it becomes the most popular for the day
Facebook status: anyone want to hang out tomorrow? Nobody responds
5 profile pictures same angle
I'm looking for 'Nobody' Because yesterday someone shouted 'NOBODY LOVES YOU!
has one night stand from ikea
PaRents lEave house for Two weEKs Gets frIendzoned by house
sitting at restaurant alone
convinced mom to get a facebook got rejected as a friend
Roses are red I have a phone nobody texts me forever alone
buys mobile phone calls it from landline to see if it works...
ask a girl out she replies 'aww'
meme has one like his own
GETS A PHONE MESSAGE its his phone company
INbox(1) It's a virus
sends valentines card to himself  card doesn't turn up
Watches the cursed tape from the ring gets no phone call
WritEs on her wall she removes post
Teacher says trade papers with the person next to you they already traded
1909 likes
took out mortgage at high interest rate forever a loan
Roses are red
I have a lot of friends episodes on dvd
everyone is somebody that i used to know
Throws a boomerang doesn't come back
dad sad he loved me on april fools day
Valentines day chocolates give them to my dog
texts per month? more like months per text
completely shave head so shampoo can feel my pain
MEME has one rate It was your own
Forgot to turn off the phone in class doesn't matter for me !
makes funny memes nobody cares
got a call today  was a tele marketer...... they hung up
Calls sex line Busy signal
Writes a comment on youtube someone else writes the same one and gets all the thumbs up
HAVE ONLY ONE FRIEND ON SKYPE Skype test call
Gets 2 Tickets to paradise Only uses 1
Got checked out by cute girl Total was $7.42
Gained Weight To finally have a reason to buy 2 plane tickets
creates myspace account tom unfriends
Gets boner While Showing presentation Nobody laughs
looking through forever alone memes on memegenerator... ...on page 14
whole class talks about huge party  say 'what party?'
F.A.P. Forever alone party
create FB status delete because of no likes
creates meme automatically has one upvote from self
goes into bo2 combat training the bots leave
I have friends all 10 Seasons on dvd
Orders the 2 for $20 at chilis eats both meals
writes 'i love you' post on moms wall gets deleted from her facebook
Throws a Party NOT INVITED
plans huge house party only pizza man shows up
FIRST TIME HAVING SEX ON GRAND THEFT AUTO
nearly had a threesome last night only needed two more people
Got dumped by my girlfreind On sims
Extend bank overdraft Forever a Loan
ditched by watson forever a holmes
rick astley gave me up
Buy Condoms Expire
friday night on memegenerator.net
time to buy some more condoms the ones i have ran out of date
BEIn single on valentine day 18 times in a row achievement unlocked
MAke amazing minecraft creation realise it's on single player
friendzone? yes please
Knocking on heaven's door no one answers
one message on phone mom.
I talked to them they didn't answer
Poke cute girl on facebook -1 friend
calls echo test lady on skype no 1 answers
buys sex-doll it disappears after a one-night-stand
phone finally vibrates 'low battery'
goes into woods slenderman doesn't come
open kinder surprise empty
'Hey are you friends with...' Let me stop you right there
i thought i'd meet girls in college... then i majored in engineering
Knows more memes Than girls
gets excited over a text finds out its from verizon
teacher says get into pairs odd number
won trip for two goes twice
gets a fish it drowns
I have sexdaily I mean dyslexia
I heard there was a party for loners i was not invited
i Start Myspace They create facebook
It is so fun chatting  with cleverbot.
part of a 3 peoples party not on any of the 100 pictures
Oh don't mind me Nobody else does...
Girlfriends are like banjos i've never had a banjo
opens pack of gum no one wants any
sits on lawn forever a Gnome
i typed happy birthday on her wall she unfriended me
makes a new meme joke on meme generator signs in as a different person so he can like it
Laughs at forever alone jokes. Is forever alone
just one friend away! from having one friend...
Gets call on birthday wrong number
GOT MARRIED TODAY IN SKYRIM
i was a cool person then i took an arrow in the knee
it's 11.11.11 sat alone in a cafe generating this
Always puts mouse cursor over cursors accidentally left in pictures It's like we're holding hands through the internet
Buys battlefield 3 on PC friends all play together on xbox
I have tons of money
Cute new girl starts at work never say a word to her yet plan out your lives together
Leave town Nobody notices
drops soap in prision still a virgin
Roses are red
Acts Like A Gentleman Women date arseholes
still has phone a friend takes the money
PHONE's VIBRATING LOW BATTERY
father left to buy cigarettes ...20 years ago
Chatting with cleverbot cleverbot tells him 'i gotta go'
proposed to siri
Talks in voicechat nobody answers
answers knock at the door they were knocking on the neighbour's door
Kisses a girl for the first time wakes up
beats world 8-4 princess is still in another castle
POSTS 'I'M GAY' ON OWN FACEBOOK STATUS TO MAKE IT LOOK LIKE HE HAS FRIENDS
WINS GOLD MEDAL! No one saw. NBC went to commercial
ASks girl out 'you're cute but I don't wanna relationship right now'
Sends fRiend request to mom Declined
phone doesn't ring all day. checks to see if on silent nope
1 Facebook notification! Farmville Request..
makes forever alone memes gets inspiration from own life
Spent The Day with my Ex Box 360
buys iphone 4s and says hi to siri siri doesnt reply
receives a textmessage from his operator
Calls someone foreVer a tone
added good guy greg on facebook friend request rejected
BUY IPHONE 4S  TO HAVE CONVERSATIONS WITH SIRI
Set cool song for ringtone no one call
cuddles in bed with pillow
Friday night
finally get a text its mom
Was in a gay-club  Forever alone
Pull out pack of gum at school suddenly have friends
hi honey bee...
tamagotchi died forever alone
Get flirted with all the time By cleverbot
the only thing that holds me is gravity
Buys picture frame Leaves the picture that it came with in
Says hi on fb chatt the other person becomes offline
has schizophrenia  voices stopped talking to me
i love my wife <3 correction
made dinner for two doesn't have to cook tomorrow
My girlfriend is like an ipad i don't have an ipad
sent myself roses for valentine's day never recieved them
GOT A TEXT! ...from my service provider...
cALLS SKYPE TEST CALL SERVICE DOESN'T GET AN ANSWER
most active user on my mc private server
Seat on bus empty next to you she prefers to stand
seasonal allergie Four seasons a year
i have six friends ross
You hugged everyone. But me...
I only have one like on my post IT was me
goes on skype call testing service is offline
friend request to mom ignored
gets friendzoned by prostitutes
i have friends all 10 seasons
sets status to 'in a relationship' on april fool's day gotta set it back to 'single' by the end of the day
finally got a kiss
forever alone party f.a.p
diagnosed    schizophrenic  why don't the voices talk   to me?
ThreW A party Whole cake for myself
FINALLY HAS SEX WAKES UP
how often do I beat my girlfriend? Every time I clap
DROPS THE SOAP DOESN'T GET RAPED
Kids called on father's day to say they're going to the zoo with their stepfather
Gets Invited to play a game. saw.
have you met my new girlfriend? Neither have i.
one missed call from cell company
Gets a dog whos love is supposed to be unconditional Runs away first day
siri
Gets on myspace tom deletes you
200-0 score in Counter-Strike source playing with bots.....
make a meme and thumb it up still 1 vote after 2 weeks
I sent my mom a friend request on facebook... and she denied it
They say love is in every corner my life must be a circle
generates lots of memes to share with the internet No upvotes.
on who wants to be a millionaire can't phone a friend
If he steals my wifi is he my friend?
Borrows money from bank all the time Forever a Loan
Forever alone party f.a.p
1 text message from phone company
SKIPS SCHOOL school doesn't call parents
invisible children the only ones i'll ever make
Im not sexy and i know it
kiss wife and kids goodnight turn of sims3 and go to bed
i had a nice chat with a girl today her name was siri
ask girl to go see movie 'who else is going?'
goes on stage to recieve award nobody claps
i just bought an iphone to talk to siri
agrees to protect anne frank she gives herself away to the nazis
Talk about what you did on the weekend with a friend... LIE
girl says going to bed on facebook chat is still on chat 25 minutes later
I SEND A LONG
Posts forever alone poster on door Posts on reddit saying its his neighbor
people like post feel loved
added brother on facebook got unbrothered after 1 day
wild sex with girl wake up
WatchIN 'forever alone' memes for fun Now I'M CRYING
Bought condoms awhile back 'just in case' They're expired now
bought chocolate on valentine's day ate all of it
Being single on valentine's day 18  times in a row achievement Unlocked
Drops soap in prison still a virgin
Yo mamma so UGLY This guy denieD her friend request
The only reason I'm Alone... Iz cuz u don't press up arrow
comments on facebook
Finally gets 'a girlfriend' girlfriend.exe crashed
Suggest a cool idea Everyone does it without you
DECIDES TO PLAY OFFLINE BOTS LEAVE THE GAME
purposely drops soap in prison no one cares
bros before hoes must be nice to have options
tries to talk to girl girl pretends to be deaf
theres a million fish in the sea too bad your a mammal
2 wrong number calls today best day i ever had
Girl Unfriends At least not in friend zone
i LOVE MY WIFE. wIFI*
11:11:11 at 11/11/11 Made sure to wish for a girlfriend
MY GIRLFRIENDS' NAME IS MIRANDA .JPG
'Went to hospital' '1 person likes this'
ask a question know the answer
got some ass tonight hand slipped through toilet paper
goes to school dance just to watch the others
ROSES ARE RED
most popular kid at school i'm home schooled
Finally got a kiss Thanks hershey
Girls wont date him due to lack of confidence cant build confidence as girls wont date him
forever friendzoned
one new text message! 'your monthly service is almost over'
fEBRUARY 14 JUST ANOTHER DAY
Phone rings Butt dial
Has beautIful wIfe
i almost had a threesome today only needed two more people
Being unattractive is just playing the dating game on impossible mode.
One skype contact online! 'echo/sound test service'....
Liking your own Picture is like masturbating in the mirror
Have friends in skyrim realize its not real
Going to the movies with girlfriend Girlfriend is right hand
finally met a girl who will talk to me her name is siri
they said in tv they're waiting my call .. i have friends!
USES FOREVER ALONE NEVER BEEN TO 4CHAN
ORDERS PIZZAS ON PHONE FIRST TALK OF THE DAY
She said goodnight to me by text then posts on facebook a minute later
become a mass muderer but still not wanted
Got one night stand at ikea
My Girlfriend is like an IPhone I don't have one
WEt dream about masturbating
Cooks dinner for two Don't have to cook tomorrow
won 2 tickets to disneyland  went twice
Orders a hooker friendzoned
PAYPAL IS MY ONLY PAL
makes awesome facebook statuses always in the middle of the night
receive text for wrong number attempt to engage the person in conversation anyway
phone starts vibrating on the table
Make milkshake No one comes to the yard
Finally found love page 96 in the dictionary
no text messages phone must not be working
I'ma ninja when it comes to sex no one ever sees me having it
Made a second facebook account changed status to 'in relationship'
Sometimes i look at the calendar and i cry it has dates and i don't
doesn't leave phone on 'silent' during class not even mom calls
Alone in public pretend you're texting
watched ''the ring'' never got the phone call
full bus seat next to me empty
host a party with own dog
NOTHING BETTER THAN MY WIFE AND KIDS WHAT A GREAT SHOW!
steals funny meme still not getting laid
single doesn't mean  i'm looking for somebody
cook dinner for two don't have to cook tomorrow
I'M DONE WITH dating im just going to marry a pillow pet
drops SoAP in prison still a virgin
makes a 50 episode long walktrough on youtube gets 9 views
Enters god tier all other memes leave
Dad i reproduced ASEXUALLY
Message Alert on phone Just pizza delivery confirmation email
sets favorite song as ringtone never hear it again
outbox: 30 messages inbox: 0 messages
google yourself 0 results
goes to jail still comes out a virgin
YES
Calls suicide help line Gets hung up on
Makes a forever alone meme has no one to share it with
buys birthday card for himelf
charges mobile phone battery monday it's friday and 88% left
i have a hot wife
unknown Girl liked comment on facebook stalk for hours
I got 99 condoms and i won't use one
The kid sitting next to you in class was moved to another seat  forever alone
wins dinner for two takes mom
gives out candy to win friends in class everyone forgets who brought them
enter a room all leave
had a dream i was king i woke up...alone
Arranged marriage my only hope
watch lotr identifies with golem
Me and my girlfriend sitting in a tree F-A-P-P-I-N-G
Calling skype testing serviCe  Won't answer
she said
she liked my fb profile picture... she loves me
buys set of stick figure family car decals uses one
i got 99 achievements but a co-op ain't one
She said 'come to my house there will be no one' i arrived and there was no one
ACCIDENTALLY LEAVES FRONT DOOR OPEN 42 CATS ESCAPE
has friends wakes up from dream
Sets a new Ringtone Last time he hears it
I just had sex! Is a great song
The only friend I ever had
crush finally responds after months she's pregnant
You are loggin in on facebook everyone logs out
create a meme only person who likes it
HAVE IMAGINARY FRIENDS THEY PLAY WITHOUT ME
Your status has more likes than I have friends
Talk to cleverbot no reply
i better GET DRESSED
make an awesome youtube comment
download game unable to multiplayer
ON THE BUS
goes out with hot girl turns out to be a joke
only contact online skype call testing service
1 Notification on facebook i commented on a post
Gets a friend Request from someone you don't know Accept it anyway
Person says 'BRB' Doesn't come back
Flipping a coin my best chance of getting head
Commits crime still not wanted
i'm going to spend christmas with my ex box 360
iS FRIENDZONED  BY SELF-PROCLAIMED 'FOREVER ALONE' CRUSH.
talks to siri no reply from her
ROSES ARE RED
ORDERS PIZZA
i get by with a little help from my ....
friend requests a girl on facebook. she commits suicide.
cat comes to sit on lap steps on groin and jumps off
My boyfriend is like my ipad i don't have an ipad
Goes to a party just kidding
Finally finds love page 96 in the diccionary
names boat relation updates fb staus to 'in a relationship'
Sets favorite song as ringtone Never hears it again
Talks to cleverbot Cleverbot doesn't respond
Creates a meme Makes multiple different accounts to upvote it more than once
wanna go out? sure i'd love some fresh air
Creates meme generator account upvotes all my own memes
makes a milkshake
New follower on twitter spam bot
A girl asked me for my name! at starbucks
crosses paths with a black cat on friday the 13th 'here kitty kitty'
In friend zone   with hand
friend request on facebook from joke account
alone? i am not alone! i have 31 cats!
new steam message steam update
sHE SAID 'i'LL THINK ABOUT IT' NO ANSWER
I want a lationship 'relationship' would mean i've had one before
sits down on warm seat score
runs away from home no one notices.
Goes to Bar Reads Book
'There's plenty of fish in the sea.' But I live in the desert.
playing Counter Strike with bots Talking to bots by microphone.
paypal is my only pal
my phone's ringing!! could it be?!? oh sorry
MESSAGED A GIRL SHE WENT OFFLINE
We've been going out for over a year now in my mind
orders russian bride on internet Gets friend zoned
im not forever alone  just forever AVAILABLE
i don't always have a girlfriend but when i do
creates a meme refreshes page every few seconds to see if it got any votes
they said im the white crayon of the group
Wins all expense paid trip to disneyland for two Goes twice
Watches video from the ring nobody calls
forgot to turn off phone for class didn't matter
Goes onto google translate makes it say ''i love you''
Has unlimited texting only gets at&t free texts
LISTENING TO LOVE SONGS DuNNO WHO TO IMAGINE
The best thing about vday? All the candy that goes on sale <3
So crowded in my bed phone
My girlfriend does this thing where she doesn't know she's my girlfriend it's so cute
finally leave the house to make friends find out there was a zombie apocalypse last night
Grab his phone oN social events Texts his mom
53 Facebook notifications All FarmVille requests
texted all my friends merry christmas no replies
doing a threesome missing two
CreatEs meme Checks every minute  still  '0 views'
BLOODLINE ENDS HERE
My social life took an arrow to the knee
tried adding a friend on myspace can't add yourself
Liking Your own Facebook Comments Because no one else will
*Phone lights up next to you* 'Low battery'
removes only photo from dating profile Starts getting replies
Gets yelled at by mom for not using the cell phone plan
hears a love song can't relate
TAKES FAMILY CHRISTMAS picture gets mistaken for a selfie
Desperately searching for 'nobody' Because The other day i heArd that nobody lOVes me.
asks a girl for her phone number gets a restraining order
Hey i just met you and this ..  come back?
Girl passes me note in class was told to pass it to the next guy
Gets one like on facebook 'you like this'
Plays Slender Slenderman doesn't come
BIRTHDAY NO FACEBOOK NOTIFICATIONS
Someone near you sneezes. Another says 'bless you'. you then sneeze silence
GETS EXCITED AT '1 OTHER VIEWER' IN GOOGLE DOCS aCCIDENTALLY left tab open in a different window
F.A.P. Forever alone party
friend requests mom mom declines
when the only person online on skype  is skype test call
Throws bread to ducks they throw it back
following: 137
did a COMPATIBILITY test on matchmaker.com  they blocked my account
laughs at forever alone pictures is forever alone
texts yourself never gets a reply
got 23 new  emails thank you
would settle for you look familiar zone
finally home to go online in facebook zero notifications
Meets a beautiful lady  tells her his high score on mine sweeper
reading forever alone memes relating to all of them
Hey mom
can't play skyrim past character creation Hadvar never asked Who i was
My favourite position? fetal
FAVORITE PERK IN MW3 STALKER PRO
20 new texts  all from my mom
Goes to beach Not even the ocean waves
imagines a relationship with all the cute girls in the school never talk to them for the rest of his life
Hey guys just got a girlfriend! April fools...
Text says I love you :) Wrong number
Creates forever alone meme Has no one to show it to
One does not simply Use the correct meMe when drUnk
gets sent to prison just to have a cellmate solitary confinement
plays multiplayer game with yourself
snuggles with teddy bear at night bear files for sexual assault
goes to school on birthday nobody says happy birthday
P.E. Teacher asks to partner up still waiting
GOING TO PROM... WITH MY HAND
2 girls 1 cup without the girls
My life is like my girlfriend I dont have one
Goes to applebees for 2 for $20 eats both meals
has IMAginary friend he plays with the kids across the street
sent mass text no one responded
cries into food while eating alone no one to tell how delicious tears taste
69? no
Lost phone for a week No missed calls or texts.
MOM ASKS U IF ANYONE COMMENTED ON YOUR NEW HAIRCUT LIE
5 new email messages all junk mail
ASKed 'Okay-guy' meme to hang out he said 'no'
Hails hooker on gTA walks away
random girl on bus fell asleep on my shoulder best day of my life
Posts facebook status... hours later
GET TXT MESSAGE JUST PHONE COMPANY REMINDING YOU TO PAY YOUR BILL
Saw you in heaven You didn't know my name
Logs in to skype Echo / Sound Test Service goes offline
has enjoyable conversation with cashier best friend
win lottery cant buy friends
hAS PARTY AT OWN HOUSE NOT INVITED
Dog dies of cancer No friends left
ROSES ARE RED I HAVE A PHONE NOBODY TEXTS ME FOREVER ALONE
Have a friend in skype echo/sound test service
gets stuck in elevator with good guy greg greg commits suicide
finnaly finds someone who will go out with him i'm not looking for a relationship right now
relationship status hasn't changed from single since first made facebook profile in 2007
my phone rang! wait just telemarketers...
She accepted my friend request on fb 'In a relationship'
My gf and I are very different I exist
goes to colLEGE FOrEVER A LOAN
Checks gmail after weeklong vacation not even any spam
lost his only friend makes a new wilson
select two players just for extra lives
Creates an imaginary girlfriend gets dumped
Returning a wave and realizing the person wasn't waving at you
I got a new cellphone Doesn't need to be charged in 1 month
Meet girl of dreams really was a dream
second life? only life
The awkward moment when you raise your hand in class and the teacher doesn't even answer you
gets 1 upvote i'm so popular
buys elder scrolls skyrim forever alone
Makes Facebook status Gets one like from mom
comments her post she deletes it
SHARES FUNNY PICTURE ON FACEBOOK FRIEND REUPLOADS PHOTO AND GET LIKES
doing an high five with my own hands
Checks FB again no pokes
KILLS COMPANION IN SKYRIM
called 911 no one answered
sorry i couldn't make it to your birthday. i promise i'll be there next year! born on 29/2
joins mw3 lobby gets kicked
HERMAN CAIN HARASSED EVERYONE BUT ME
'hacked by julieee! that's what you get for leaving your facebook up
Education grants no job Forever a loan
little kid yells at me on call of duty new best friend
try to ask for help and vent in long post error posting
Saves Puppy from burning building puppy walks back into building
Felt the phone vibrating battery low
my boyfriend is like my life I don't have one
they told me i could be anything so i became awkward
best friends are rachel
PLay on xbox and say brb come back and server is shut down
emergency contact hospital
Everyone claps when people go up you go up
mom catches jacking off gives sympathetic smile
my PORNSTAR NAME IS hANDS SOLO
I have birthday
'Hey
make fake accounts on facebook to like your own posts
*door bell* WTF WAS THAT?
freinds? I've never had to spell out that word
friend request mom ignored
Here because its Valentines Day Generates a forever alone meme
COMMITS CRIME STILL NOT WANTED
LE FOREVER CANCEROUS
Gets inside van with pedobear rejected
PICKS UP SOAP SLOWLY FOR OTHER PRISONERS   NOTHING HAPPENS
goes to heaven. not accepted goes to hell. also not accepted
roses are red
WRITES A FACEBOOKE STATUS SAYING HE'S GOING TO DELETE HIS FACEBOOK ACCOUNT never had so many 'likes' on a Facebook status before
DIES a heroic death nobody shows up at funeral
Log on to skype only friend online is skype test call
Tells girl she's pretty Kills herself
Tried to hire a hooker she paid me to get lost
About to kiss my girlfriend wakes up
plays spin the bottle points to empty space
Someone signs my yearbook Love mom
goes to camp for a month and leaves his phone at home 1 missed call: Grandma
INVITES JEHOVAH'S WITNESSES OVER THEY NEVER SHOW UP
forever alone by 'choice'
Valentine? I Have Skyrim
Receive a sms in the night telephone service :'you have more than 50 hours remaining'
get text asking my plans friday night get followup text saying it was meant for someone else
hot girl liked my status fap
LIstens to 'I kissed a girl' by Katy Perry can't relate
Spends Tıme Preparıng a post nobody lıkes ıt
Found dream girl in last nights dream
Had my physical yesterday most action i've gotten all year
Forever alone sitting on his pc f-a-p-p-i-n-g
I'm single by choice. Every girl's choice
Teacher says you may chose your partner 'Ohh god no!!'
kissed the mirror 2011 new year
rejected 7 times in 2 months new personal best
I GOT 24 PIECES OF PIZZA JUST FOR MYSELF
Gets married to girl of his dreams the sims
Goes to facebook makes another facebook and adds his other facbook
i have friends all 10 seasons
Outbox: 57 Inbox: 0
what are you doing friday?? chilling with friends... aka orgrimmar
put on a new sweater nobody recognises you
i'm happy 1 new friend request
My best friend is... my teacher
ALWAYS ONLINE IN SKYPE NEVER TALK TO SOMEONE
PLAY ZOMBIES ZOMBIES STAY AWAY FROM ME
some people call it valentines day i call it thursday
finally got a girlfriend in harvest moon
FINIALy found love page 96 in the DICTIONARY
my girlfriend is like the lochness monster she's just a legend
buys sex doll it disappears after a one-night-stand
comits crime not even wanted by police
makes hilarious meme No one looks at it
look at all these vote up's i don't have
creates two reddit files to upvote all his own stuff
Gets girlfriend wakes up
Has a one night Stand Can't fit all his books on it
today i met the girl of my dreams thanks sims 3
cHECKING facebook after 48 hours 0 notifications
Has the milkshake no boys in the yard
Finally got a text message From my dad - wasn't meant for me
friends tell him to meet him AT THE NIGHTCLUB NO ONE SHOWS UP
gets girl drunk still rejected
Accepts friend request Unfriended five minutes later
Google + Suggested I add someone to the circle It was my other account
Get into a relationship with a girl get friendzoned while still in that relationship
I love you mom... says nothing
Turns 16 goes to Hangout with Grandparents
sends text message to self to have someone to talk to
he has an invisible girlfriend she slept with his invisible friend
it's valentine's Day? Haven't noticed
Happy valentine's day
MY children take after their mother they don't exist
got 2 tickets to disneyworld get to go twice
had a threesome cuz i used both hands
had a pet rock it ran away
Captures dog for companionship Dog eats itself
Been in a coma for 3 months nobody knew.
too dirty for clean girls too clean for dirty girls
Professor asks students to get into groups of no more or less than three class has thirteen students
I yell pizza is here! Just so the pizza guy doesnt it's all for me.
Patted down by security 'Date went well'
MY 2 YR OLD NIECE HAS PLANS WHY NOT ME
admits love 'Your conversational partner has disconnected.'
PRIEST MOLESTED ALL THE ALTAR BOYS EXCEPT ME
i'm nijah bush and i am  forever alone
has first-time sex in dream 5 days a week
1 NEW E-MAIL! FROM: MAILERDAEMON
Set favorite song as ring tone never hear it again
LAST PASTRY ON THE TABLE Forever A Scone
I'm Lonely caUSE I'm Wierd! Im Wierd CAUSE I'M Lonely!
watching movies with the roomies and by roomies i mean cats
male
wakes up in the morning. misses friends. goes back to sleep. there they are.
florist asks who the flowers are for self
finally has a youtube subscriber backup account
Drops Soap In Prison STILL A VIRGIN!
waiting for this meme to be liked alone
i got a girlfriend  she said our date was febuary 31st
Dies No one comes to collect Body
House on fire no firemen come
got some gum nobody wants some
Buys condoms use them to masturbate
tRIES TO TELL FRIEND SOMETHING ON FACEBOOK TAKES TOO LONG TO MAKE MEME AND FRIEND GOES OFFLINE
reads forever alone memes relates to them
makes email ADDRESS  doesn't even get spam
Hears doorbell it was the neighbor's door
overly attached girlfriend sounds like the perfect girl for me
I have one friend on skype Skype Testing call
runs relay race team mates not at the handoff
the End of the world  be the only survivor
Thought of hilarious joke no one to tell it to
Goes to a singles cruise still single
mom...dad.. id like you to meet my girlfriend. we met last night on sims 3
Made a female facebook account to date myself
Sets up 5 facebooks Adds them as friends
generates memes all day
Comments on a Girl's Facebook status She likes everyone's but mine
When you shut the door to force your pet to spend time with you
girl says she'll text you some time remembers that time is infinite
trust fall *thud*
asks girl out 'you are so funny!'
buys pet goldfish it drowns
A girl texted me today she had the wrong number
Ask female friend to set me up with her single friend says she has to protect her from guys like me
Discovers meme generator  Hopes for friends
I have friends the entire dvd boxset
Forever Online
'Google is your friend' He is the only friend I have...
A PERSON YOU KNOW SMILES AND WAVES TO THE PERSON BEHIND YOU.
sign up for facebook to play farmville
On facebook likes own status
just made a facebook account for MY SECOND LIFE AVATAR
1 Friend request Who the  hell is chuck testa?
play facebook games everything requires friends to proceed
meal for two for one
Looks at right Hand 'Honey I'm Home!'
my parents have plans for new year I dont
holidays
got a friend request its from rebecca black
My life is like my girfriend i don't have one
psychiatrist Makes Me Lie Face Down
i finally have a nice house
Convinces girl to come to party shows up with a date
on omegle.com pretend to be female just so they won't disconnect
got assraped cops won't believe me
A question in my tumblr Ask box! its from tumblr bot
fORGOT FACEBOOK OPEN FOR 5 HOURS 0 NOTIFICATIONS
192 steam friends 0 real friends
frisked by airport security think i hit first base
GOES ON SKYPE calls sound test
Buys MW3 instead of BF3... Forever Alone
On a bicycle built for one
make friend in class they move class
HAD A DREAM I WAS ALONE WOKE UP STILL ALONE
Go out on a date with a doll
I DO HAVE FRIENDS! LOOK MY SIM!
see friendship bracelet buy for yourself
Staying home tonight i have a date with pamela hand-erson
crying to a break-up song never had a boyfriend or girlfriend
Friday night date with the internet
SPEND 3 hours cleaning apartment for my own comfort
Got a new phone going to text so many people hey mom...
makes 2 facebook accounts one to write a status
People with stds? lucky bastards
Farts GETS ATTENITION FOR TWO SECONDS
I had sex In my dreams
Opens facebook on New Years sees nothing but kissing couples
Finds genie. Wishes not to die a virgin granted eternal life.
The girls you know all have boyfriends
moving out of parents house tomorrow in sims
SET Email ringtone as text ringtone still no tone
40-year old virgin challenge accepted
makes milkshakes no one comes to the yard
GET'S FIRST TEXT IN DAYS... THEY HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER.
finally meets a great GIRL in highschool  goes to college
gets a dog it kills itself
Finally wished a happy birthday email from gamestop
Its my Birthday Not even my own Family celebrated with me
Gets facebook message from my other account
Goes on Vacation no one realizes he left
guy says 'knock Knock' i say 'who's there?' no one's there
Girlfriend said she can't hang out because she doesn't exist
in your class and girl needs pencil no one has one but me she writes with her blood instead
i almost had a threesome all i needed was two more people
still have... myspace
plays ocarina of time navi doesn't say 'hey!'
on bus and no sits next to you I'm just too awesome
attempts suicide in public place even policemen don't try to stop him
Finally
teacher confiscated my phone Jokes on her
Sells soul to the devil  Soul returned
Sometimes i look at a calender and get jealous it has more dates than me
girl asks me out on prom gets nervous and laughs at her
5EVER ALONE BeCAUSE 5EVER IS LONGER THAN FOREVER
Valantine's day approaching pretend celebrating it is against my beliefs
Teacher says find a partner end up with teacher
roomMates movEd out Mom and dad were tired of me
broke hand no sex for 8 weeks
im not ugly my mom says so
TYPED TEN MESSAGES IN A ROW NO REPLY
She said
Deactivates Facebook for 1 week no one noticed
Puts on seatbelt. Accidentally toUch Girls ass. It counts.
Holding hands in movie theater too bad they're mine
Why are you guys complaining about being in the friendzone? I would kill just for a girl to say to me 'HI'
HELLO NO ECHO.
it's an inside joke With myself
Finally gets a text it's from gamestop
meme got 1 like liked it myself
Yeah I have a girlfriend You just don't know her because she goes to a school in europe
Girl at the cinema tells me to hush She totally wants me
that awkward moment when you're the last virgin of all your friends
THROW BOOMERANG Doesn't come back
New years kiss Thanks HershEy
I am the best guy i know because i am the only guy i know
open chatroulette in 2 tabs get yourself and ask how you are
Buys a dog it runs away
treats girls with respect says he will be forever alone
I HAVE ONE FRIEND MIKE HAWK
walks into a wall with erection breaks nose
on my birthday
Someone says you're cute on anon
Hears voices Tell him to go away
GET NEW HAIRCUT
know she's a bot don't care!!
Make Curry for two tomorrow night sorted
rainy day
DReam about girl all the time THEY HAVE NO IDEA who I am
Borrow friends car? oh wait
talks to the mirror nobody answer
Post Facebook status like it
get iphone 4s siri only friend
Hiccups wont go away No one to scare me
Didn't check facebook for a week nothing changed!
HAD SEX IN A DREAM
talk to 1000 girls end up in friends zone each time
screw real life i'm better at runescape
Moves to L.a. Evacuation is called.
goes to create a facebook account message says: facebook is for people who have friends
Forever alone Better love story than twlight
Phone rings Saturday night 'Mommy'
hot girl tells me she wanna  have sex with me april fools
1 new text it's my provider reminding me to add more money to my account
gets a call wrong number
drops soap in prison still doesn't get raped
Makes another account to be in relationship with
was sent to the solitary confinement it didn't matter
Goes on Facebook likes own status
met slenderman he run away
Phone Vibrates Battery low
classmates say 'Let's play hide and go seek' never looked for
has a girl to talk to siri
admit it foreveralone guy is more famous than you
Walks Into woods Slender man doesnt show up!
GOT 2 FREE movie tickets That means I get to see 2 movies!
Gets friend request on facebook its mom.
wisHes not to die a virgin WILL NEVER DIE
Messages mom on Facebook mom goes offline
*Plays slender* *Gets all 8 notes without seeing Slenderman*
'You need friends to complete this mission' Guess i can't complete mission
I'm so happy 'cause today I found my friends They're in my head
opens up a pawn shop has no buddies to consult on items brought in
Gets face eaten off no media attention
Gets New text message it's from the server
Robbers broke in last night First time having people over in months
Asked out on facebook she was hacked
commits crime still not wanted
THEY CALL ME LONELY ONLY JOKING
Forgets to select language y u no guy doesn't show up
creates a forever alone meme noone likes it
SENT my mom a facebook request she told me i was embarassing her
in COMMUNIST russa  your alone forever
wins four pack tickets on radio contest only brings mom
i'm afflicted with a condition which causes me to masturbate frequently it's called being ugly
VisIts the local cemetery
Hey guys
internal phone memory too low to receive texts doesn't matter
Looking forward to getting married on sims
friends come home ordered it from amazon
smiles for one photo gets ripped on forever
crush texts me 'oops wrong number'
a chair gets more ass than me
she put me in the friendzone so i put her in the fap zone
i LIKE ALL MY OWN STATUS UPDATES
girls are only attracted to jerks yeah
1 is the LONELIEST number I'm #1!!!
Sees my own meme on front page no one to brag to
tried to go to school dance wasn't on the list
Sits at teachers' table for lunch Teachers move to a different table
feb 14 Single peoples awareness day
YOUR CRUSH ASKS you advice on how to make a move on your friend Forever ALONE
Creates dating account company closes website
making memes on a friday night
Breaks a mirror doesn't have to worry
post status of being lonely no one replies
Only one birthday card from your dentist
christmas is coming i`m gonna buy my girlfriend a glove
The Best April Fool's Joke is me faking a facebook relationship
Asks god for Friends Gets struck by lightning
I just had sex Alone
phone vibrates battery low
texts you a question stops texting after you answer
Alone? i am not alone i have 39 cats
celebrates birthday  with his right hand
WATCH MY LITTLE PONY cartoon to figure out what friendship is like
Creates Fake Girlfriend She hates him too
A women made me dinner thanks mom
buy mw3 moar 10 year old friends !
Feel your phone vibrate phantom text
all your friends buy mw3 you buy the cod 1 + 2 discount pack
Only work friend leaves early Forever alone
went to dinner with paul rudd
Karaoke Duet Sings both parts
Have a long and interesting conversation with a girl turns out she has a boyfriend
i am not always alone but i am when the school day is done
Ask girl out Realize that you're playing Minecraft
Jehovah witness at my door sees me and leaves forever alone
family picture taken not in the picture
reflects fondly on date went on 3 years ago
DECIDES TO SPEND CHRISTMAS WITH HIS EX BOX 360
BUYS WRAPPING PAPER FOR PRESENTS  HIS PRESENTS
A friend in need is a friend i need
i got friends on dvd
goes in the woods alone at night slenderman doesnt come
'Hello siri ' *doesn't respond*
gets blocked on facebook by a spam account
is forever alone still the most popular meme on the internet
gets facebook notification farmville request
Waited years for d3 error 37
buy iphone to talk to siri siri doesn't respond
alone at a party acts like texting somebody
WALKS IN SUNLIGHT  WITHOUT SHADOW
FINALLY GETS A GIRL ON CAM LIVE JASMINE
if i dont get 3 likes i will die 6 days later whats the point
being ugly is just playing the dating game on hard mode
drives home from work during rush hour no cars on the road
GIRL ASKS MY FB NAME NEVER ADDS ME
Gets notification on phone from game app
Makes dinner do two So I don't have to cook tomorrow
starts the wave no one follows
Forever Alone? I prefer the term 'Forever available'
*crashes party* everyone leaves
Made a funny meme no one upvoted
Today I joined E-Harmony Now I have 9
Myspace
Luke I have no father
helps out zelda 7 times still not intrested
all my memes are upvoted 1 by me
changed schools everyone was happy
ireland forever a loan
Signs up on eharmony no matches
Beat player 2 Playing with 2 controllers
relationship is complicated can't decide which hand to use
The liveJasmin pop-up closes itself
Gets an upvote on his meme dies happy
If you are upset about being alone on valentines day just remember that no body loves you the rest of the year either
ah it's valentines day hanging out with my computer
makes lots of friends first semester they all drop out
Orders chinese Fortune cookie reads: 'Forever Alone'
Sir issac newton died a virgin I'm with good company :)
meeting some friends in assassins creed
Saw my teacher at the store today she didnt wave back
3 new facebook notifications 3 people dislike your status
i don't always have an erotic dream but when i do            i wake up
gift for my birthday boomerang has finally returned
has 60 upvotes and 60 accounts
feb. 14th JUST ANOTHER TUESDAY
throws a super bowl party my cats seemed to enjoy it
Finally get birthday card in mail From my dentist
Use cleverbot has never got reply
more women than men  still they are all taken
Plays medic no one to heal
2012 pfft no biggie
likes truth is status doesn't get wallpost
Saves junk mail to have something to open on valentines day
buy king-sized bed more space for me
getting on the frontpage is kinda like having sex ive never done it
YAY ITS FRIDAY! 3 days with my laptop
Cute girl says hey to me Actually to guy behind me
to be alone IT's sTILL BETTER THAN to be in BAD COMPANY
gotmarried in skyrim
Stomach growls someone finally talked to me today
IN A SECRET RELATIONSHIP Even his lover Doesn't know about it
POST A SONG IN FACEBOOK 0 comments
POSTS SOMETHING ON FACEBOOK NO ONE LIKES IT
forever alone has more fans than you
Jerry sandusky touched everyone but me
my girlfriend is full of hot air literally
Iowa
pedophile walks in everyone raped but you
reads forever alone memes all self descriptions
calling echo/sound test service on skype to check new microphone user went offline
rice crispies  wont even talk to me..
Became an atheist Now even jesus doesn't like me
Finally gets girlfriend Mauled by Grizzily bear the next day
The cold is cuddling weather Hey pillow
add hundreds people on facebook no one approve
finally  got a myspace no ones there
making a minecraft multiplayer server Just like singleplayer
pissed you forgot your phone all day come home to zero texts
meets clever bot
I argued with my girlfriend on a barbie phone
Saw homeless man ask for change Jealous of his ability to relate to people
Buys camera to get popular on youtube no microphone...
girl stares for 0.01 seconds falls in love
Posts status on Facebook                  Likes it myself
Go to metro pcS
girls never tell me 'no' or 'Yes'
checks forever alone memes still feels lonely
Date every night with the internet
4 Paragraph facebook status nO LIKES
Throwing grapes into mouth... Doesnt catch any
1 NEw Text!!! i've been waiting all day for this!!! mom: 'Did you put the laundry into the dryer yet?'
girl smiles at me through window. She was just checking herself out
same plans every weekend
Self made man
See girl you don't know waving and you wave back actually waving at guy behind you. still wave back
heard there was a party   still waiting for my invitation
One new friend request on Facebook it's my mom
Hot girl runs toward my direction LATE For class
telemarketer hung up on me forever alone
relationship advice? the only time my phone vibrates is when 'low battery'
Fell asleep at last Even my dreams rejected me!
phone service was out for two days didn't notice
Pays for lap dance Doll deflates
Throws boomerang Never comes back
NSA has no data from me
Responds to thread no one else responds
Makes fake FB account friends himself
Posts Youtube Video ON Facebook 'Video HAS been REMOVEd DUE to copyright violation'
Overly attached girlfriend broke up with me
Buys a Family car Has no family
one of my friends got stolen so i just replaced the disc
Plays Pokmon Pikachu runs away
walking dead zombies don't want to eat him
tried to play 'words with friends' couldn't
drops soap in prison still a virgin
I'm single by choice not my choice
makes new youtube channel SuscRibes to Own channel
Buys an artificial christmas tree IT dies
MAKE DINNER FOR TWO DONT HAVE TO COOK TOMMOROW
plays chess with self loses
puts on nice clothes and cologne on a friday night opens website of favorite pornstar
Makes a friend online ClEverbot
fINALLY GETS A GIRLFREIND
i don't always talk to girls but when i do they're asking for a pencil
goes to pick up girl for a date get text from her reading 'Error 37'
went away for a week come back to check email 0 unread messages
Forever alone even the joke ending left
I found the girl of my dreams but i woke up
ORDERED A MAIL-ORDER BRIDE. PARCEL LOST IN ST. PETERSBURG MAIL DEPOT. SVETLANA STARVES.
stuffed animals the only party animals i hang out with
right hand says it has a headache
Looks at girl She turns to stone
Looks in mirror Reflection runs away
Paid attention in sex ed. Only Class never used in real life
i was finally called for jury duty it was a mistake
played alone in the dark alone in the dark
even my mirror doesn't want to look at me
I made a Facebook for my dog he has more friends than me
maybe i would have friends if my head didnt look like a crack rock
Gets KIDNAPPED on Live T.v. Everyone Turns Channel
needs someone to talk to gets a parrot
Got a girlfriend
stranded on a deserted island no volleyball
Tells crush how much he likes her She replies 'Awww'
make hot guy facebook account get him to marry me.
The akward moment when you sneeze and some one says 'god bless you' First conversation in 2 years
Asks for autograph Gets punched in face
Update facebook with love poetry no one comments or likes
tells mom i love her kills herself
Got an april fools joke they weren't joking
Girlfriend? Palmela Handerson
Absent from school for three days Nobody noticed.
Sits on girls seat when she gets up Score
only friend is ball floats away
drinks alcohol still doesn't fit in
emailed self went to spam folder
paid an extra $120 a month for unlimited talking and texting between friends and family money goes to waste
gets a call at 1 am on a friday night it was a prank call
Was a suicide bomber didn't get any virgins
She look at me I love her
birthday today
looks into mirror noone there
My girlfriend is like my life i don't have one
No friends own age drink with 15 year olds
Fantasize about having sex... The girl in your head only consents because she feels sorry for you.
people find out you've never had a girlfriend or boyfriend... no one ever acts surprised.
MADE IT INTO THE 1% CAN'T FIND ANY TAX LOOPHOLES TO EXPLOIT
please provide family/friend references for passport can't travel
gets cussed at feels good cus somone thought about u
Tries to talk with cleverbot website offline
Writes jokes on Facebook Only people to reply are assholes
Friendzoned? I wish.
looks at laughing baby baby stops laughing
Wave back at someone Was waving at    somone else
gets a friend request from his fake profile
Priest says to give each other the sign of peace Nobody shakes my hand
Reads forever alone pictures story of my life
feels phone vibrate just an itch
Had sex with stranger her name was    left hand
Dog jumps up on you
Have no contacts in my phone add my own number and text myself
not a vampire... doesn't reflect in the mirror anyways
Received a text! from the phone company
I only cry on days that end in y
said hi for the first time no reply
enjoyed reading forever alone comics now i think twice before posting anything of facebook
Text only friend cleverbot doesnt respond
learned c plus plus programmed a friend
christmas present comes in the mail accidently clicked gift wrap on amazon
I got a girlfriend cause computer scientists start counting with zero
creates himself in sims still doesn't get any friends
Has his birth date on Facebook No one wishes him happy birthday
MAkes facebook status likes it
I have accounts on hi5
Pretend to go for a nap sit in the dark crying
CLASS MATES WENT TO A PARTY
liked by all the girls and villagers in harvest moon
Sneeez !!! god bless me.
has hundreds of friends on facebook no one ever calls me
i just got my first kiss thank you lizz on cleverbot
Created Mw3 lobby got kicked
My dog cries when i get home out of sadness
thanksgiving skype with someone while eating alone
Plays fallout 3 game freezes when asks someone to be companion
leaves food on the ground for ants to come in
'Like' picture of girl i like wheels are now on
having sex in the first time waking up from a dream
12 hour day in lab excited to make memes while waiting for reaction
Goes to high school reunion why?
eyebrows like a monkey forever alone
gets delivery human contact at last!
I have 2 girlfriends right and left
Deletes facebook account nobody notices
post status
low on contacts add emergency services
Don't see anyone for weeks forget how to talk
Plan a party no one shows up
EVEN IF NOBODY'S AROUND THERE'S ALWAYS GOD WITH U SHAME GOD DOESN'T EXIST
i MAKE VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE NOBODY WATCHES THEM.
party invitation neighbor's mail
we should do crazy stuff in college on computer all day
I MAY BE FOREVER ALONE BUT I'M STILL WATCHING YOU
Leave britney forever alone!
Fish runs away forever alone
Got a new job today
STUB TOE
gets trolled is happy about attention
Makes facebook page for gran Gran rejects friend request
I finally got a kiss  thanks hershys
STARTS NEW JOB GETS MOVED TO OPPOSITE END OF THE ROOM FROM EVERYONE ELSE
Finally gets a like on profile pic my mom liked
tags all facebook friends in long
gets facebook friend request they thought you were somebody else with same name
called the depression advice help-line they hung up
Gets a text on phone  it's the phone company
Tried asking out a girl siri said no
tries to have sex with sex toy toy runs away
plays gta 4 roman never calls
Knock on the door mormon missionaries
plays slender man slender man doesn't come
My Phone is a very expensive clock
three missed calls  mom
gets out of jail still a virgin
People broke into my house last night its the first time I've had people over in months
GOT 1 LIKE ON A MEME I LIKED IT
Gives a High-five to best friend claps
a girl winked at me with both eyes
Oh my gosh I'm finally getting married In the sims
30 years in prison never got raped
BUYS A CAT FOR COMPANIONSHIP CAT RUNS AWAY
Collect 6th page turn around
'Hi honey!' *Grabs a bottle of honey and hugs it*
more steam games than facebook friends
i dont always meme but when i do i use the wrong meme
Gets a phone call Wrong number
Girl cheated with me we both got good grades
Has nuke in mw2 works on no one
Throws boomerang doesn't come back
Only one at the bus stop bus goes straight past
i don't want to win i just want someone to play with
talks to stranger stranger commits suicide
Signs up on Dating Site Everyone Deletes accounts
POSTS A status update on facebook 'LIKE'
i would accept all game reguest if i had any
roses are red
finally gives up on life and buys a bunch of cats they all die
Clicks the Find Friends button on facebook  no one appears
WiNs A Dinner for Two at fiVe star restaurant Brings Mum
Not forever alone forever available
i finally found love on page 566 in the dictionary
Phone was vibrating
The moment when your the only person at home on a saturday night forever alone
Thinks about getting a text from a hot girl
GETS NEW AIM MESSAGE FROM AIM.COM
Says hi to linh on facebook chat she goes offline
went to  KONY 2012 COVER THE NIGHT
Has a ton of drugs StIll no friends
gets facebook notification on birthday farmville
texts self no reply
Bought blow up doll got rejected
alone on a Battlefield 3 server kicked.
GETS DRINK WITH TWO STRAWS SHARES DRINK WITH LITTLE SISTER
SINGLE FOR ALL MY LIFE BORN THIS WAY!!
girl asks for help on the computer 'i think she's into me'
has parents that are cool with sex doesnt matter
phone screen lights up it was the sun
I bought sexy lingerie for valentines day gift they look great on my mannequin
God loves everyone i am atheist
Sometimes I wish someone would murder me that way I am not dying alone
Presses emergency button in elevator in hope that someone will rescue him Dies
USSUALLY
waits for invitation ends up alone all weekend
buys extra controller Collects dust in corner
nobody loves you when your 23 forever 23
Got a girls number on pokemon
Met a new girl in school looked her up on facebook
kony... doesn't even want me
Im in a relationship with my hand
pLAYS IN CLAN OPS AS A ONE MAN TEAM
dream girl's out of league so never have to try
happy birthday to me gonna go buy myself a cake
try to impress the person next to you fart instead
in top well known internet memes still forever alone
party size pizza does not come with party
messaging someone online They get off right after you message them
skype test call doesnt pick up
UPLOADS PICTURE... ...MAKES 150 ACCOUNTS TO LIKE IT WITH
likes justin bieber
Has a conversation With radio
oh look you have a new gf i can tell you're in love with her too
birthday sms received from myself
makes it to the god tier admin makes a forever alone tier
GENERATE MEME DOESN'T SHOW UP ON SITE
Can't wait for 14 February To watch champions league games
my life is so perfect!! ...in sims 3
All My Friends in Relationships? Forever a Third-Wheel
Looks at 'forever alone' memes shit gets real
10 year highschool reunion not invited
One Email in my inbox and it's from me Unopened
steals in store  no one noticed....
Found out which meme I was It was this one
Pay for an unlimited texting plan Nobody texts me
I will finnish COLLEGE With 0 friends
sends friend request to good guy greg he looses internet connection
VALENTINE'S DAY Forever alone
post status
Has 50 friends on facebook making another 50 accounts tonight
SEES GUY YOU HATE GET THE GIRL YOU LIKE CRIES INSIDE
little kid PUNCH ME IN THE FACE NEW BEST FRIEND
Someone asked me to finish my sentence Forever alone
went to dancefloor full of girls stood in middle and stared
got invited to a movie from a commercial
almost had threesome last night missing two people
Became a libertarian hated by both parties
o facebook friends mark zuckerberg deleted me
I was on the phone for hours last nite until that nice telemarketer got disconnected
I'm not alone i have a mirror
BOrn with no hands Can't even Fap
Noone sits with U at lUnch Pretend to text
Submit email to shady websites Just to get Spam
I told them an awesome joke Yup
Girls talk to me Best day ever
Activate 'fake call' on your cellphone to receive calls from someone
Someone texted me!? Oh. It's the phone company.
BAD FINAL GRADE : 'never saw in my cOURSES' never missed ANY CLASS
SOMEBODIES TOUCHING ME! just the wind
Opens myspace account tom unfriends me
went to dinner for schmucks
Friend makes fun of person i love on facebook person i love likes the insult
0 facebook friends? fake accounts here i come!
Such a lonely day And it's mine
SKYRIM
Lose Faith in God and become an atheist Every Girl you meet is a born again CHristian.
new iphone  Siri doesn't answer back
phone rings butt-dial
Pokes hot girl doesn't get poked back
Invite me myself and I to a party Only I show up
well you see i guess she wanted her space
Has twitter for a year no followers
Opens Skype. Has a new friend Oh...it's just echo/sound test service.
your mums so ugly even the forever alone guy rejected her friend request
finally gets text message phone COMPANY'S
happy valentines day i don't care. i'll be on the computer
Goes onto online dating
my Girlfriend is like my iphone I don't have an iphone
reads forever alone memes  identifies with all of them
goes to movie about everyone on earth dying and a guy being alone alone in theater
Goes to see movie about everyone on earth dying and a guy being alone Nobody else in the theater
asked good guy greg if he wanted to come over and have beer and steaks he had other plans
if only i were as cool as socially awkward penguin
shared bbm pin on FB not one added
Has IMAGINARY friend  He hasn't talked to me yet........ever
gets amulet of mara gets rejected by everyone
5 year old boy lost in a nambla convention doesn't get molested
gets 10 girlfriends at 1 time all 10 of his fingers
has big birthday party only your mom comes
has a threesome cleans both hands
I'm not alone i'M WITH ME MYSELF AND i
finally gets married 13/13/13
my best friend food
Single by choice my second choice
Text everyone merry christmas all responses say 'who is this?'
ACTUALLY RECEIVES TEXT MESSAGE AMBER ALERT
makes fake account sends friend request to it gets rejected
has different opinions gets marked as a troll
i die alone on 12/21/12
i made a dinner for 2 but theres only one of me
texts i love you to a girl mom doesn't reply
SHE CALLS ME CUTE I CALL HER MOM
gets dumped in a dream
The DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ME ANd A CALENDar? a calendar gets dates
plays dota with randoms gets told to take solo lane
parents buy frisbee returns it and buys boomerang
girl messages me on facebook *fap fap fap
Bought two computers to talk to myself on facebook
Genie grants him to be the oppisite of forever alone never together
Finally gets a girlfriend
Has a house phone Even bill collecteRs won't call
Makes a myspace account defriended by tom
gym class soccer game last picked
Goes on facebook no notifactions
imaginary girlfriend dumps him
FOUND LOVE PAGE 93 OF THE DICTIONARY
10 years in prision still DOESN'T get LAID
Goes to dry hands dryer doesnt notice my hands
YOLO SOLO
I was on myspace tom wasn't my friend...
.
Sarah is online. I say hi sarah is offline
invites jehovahs witnesses in they slam door on you
hello siri no answer
participates in class teacher tells him to shut up
ASKED A GIRL TO GO OUT FRIDAY Said she'll let me know saturday
changes hands while masturbating threesome
MAKES MILKSHAKES NO BOYS COME TO HIS YARD
go to school without phone. GEt home No texts!
goes to school dance with mom
Calls himself forever available forever alone
my birth certificate mis-spelled my name
100 unreaded e-mails From livejasmin.com
WANTS TO MASTURBATE  REALISES EVEN HIS HANDS DONT LOVE HIM ENOUGH
Everyone argues over chrome and firefox uses internet explorer
Mom said she brought friends thanks for the cats
Goes on omegle no strangers found
Became a billionaire... Woke up!
PHONE RINGS FOR ONCE NEW TEXT FROM AVERTISER
PRANK CALL 'SORRY
Asks girl if she likes black Ops She prefers black cocks
Spoke with only one person today wrong number
I have a girlfriend... pamela handeron
LOSES PHONE Asks friend to ring it  realises he has no friend
PostS STATUS ABOUT HOW HE THINKS HE'S DYING ALL FRIENDS LIKE
See female in the club have a conversation with her in your head
Thinks about suicide  People wouldn't know the difference
roses are red i dont have a phone so nobody texts me forever alone
brings gum into class has friends for two minutes
i'm a wrestler because that's the only time people touch me
spends days thinking of perfect meme gets no likes
I watch king of the hill  I really identify with Bill
facebook got hacked by him self
reads rage comic about relationships doesn't get it
Got married In skyrim
meme got 150 bumps sure beats having friends...
pays for unlimited texting for what
Can't scroll down my news feed
hAS HOT GIRLFRIEND THAT WANTS TO SPEND TIME WITH HIM SPENDS EVENINGS ROAMING THE GALAXY AS COMMANDER SHEPARD
drops soap in shower still a virgin
Tries to stop joseph kony gets caught publicly masturbating
Wins at chess against computer
Buys a car with two seats sells car and bought a bike
gETS CATS TO MAKE PEOPLE LIKE HIM hATES CATS
1 BIRTHDAY'S GREETING BY E-MAIL from windows live
I dont Always socialize but when i do i make sure i wear a helmet
goes to concert alone tells people lost friends in crowd
GOES TO A PARTY AT 7 PM LEAVES AT 7:30 PM
latest driod phone empty phone book
HAPPY TO HEAR A SUSPICIOUS NOISE UPSTAIRS ONLY ONE HOME
thought My Father saves me with a patronus was myself casting it in the future
i txted my friend and asked why he never txted me back... He txted me back and said he lost his phone
Learn to lucid dream about sex
spends spring break with friends on twitter
takes one        to know one doesn't know one
trys to masterbate hand wont touch him
has sex wakes up
Cooking for 2
Walked across the stage to get my diploma everyone was already gone
Phone finally rings wrong number
order chinese food takeout
i get my mail only spam
Checks phone for texts Inbox empty
Post status on Facebook wishing everyone the best of luck with The coming of valentine's day No likes
keep elevator open for people they take the stairs
Called suicide hotline they sent him a rope
Sign up to e-Harmony no matches
i socialize in front of the mirror
LEFT PHONE ON DURING MIDTERMS DIDN'T MATTER
makes birthday party at a restaurant not even the workers show up
group project? me
Joins match.com no matches
Lamar Smith
your teacher calling you does she not know who you are
it's too bad words with friends doesn't actually come with friends.
Began the year like i ended it Forever alone
i have a wife in skyrim
ASK THEY UGLIEST GIRL TO PROM GET DENIED
Tries to hold in fart in front of hot girl stomach makes fart sound louder than the fart would have been
Met NEW GIRL? PRepare to be friendzoned
On vALENTINE'S DAY I BUY MY OWN CANDY
BECAUSE I ENJOY SELF STUDY. NOT BECAUSE I HAVE NO FRIENDS....
It's cool she said that she'll add me soon... any second now...
I gotta love that keeps me waiting I'm a lonely boy
cooking diner for two... ... so i dont have to cook tomarrow
phone vibrates text from mom
9 days no facEbook
GOT A CONDOM NO CHANCE TO USE IT
gets no messages on tumblr messages self anonymously
Facebook notification Nope just chuck testa
Gets friend zoned by everyone including own hand
Login to fb after 1 month
bring phone in case someone texts you no one does
Talks to siri does not reply
Talks to a girl She's hit by a car
Buy a ship
get a tick on your shoulder leave it on for company
Tell girl you love her 'that's nice'
Just Married... ...iN THE SIMS
Post about skyrim all day on facebook. Have no friends on facebook anymore.
UNDERSTAND the MEANING OF THE WORD friendship rEALIZE YOU have no friends
get invited to a party on xbox live
stuck under a bunch of work for my Double Major no one notices absence
never have i ever world champion
i just got MARRIED  on sims
buys finger foods for birthday party comfort food for the next two weeks
checks social media sites... forgot to be social
FINALLY GOT SOME FRieNDS I paid them
show up for party early expecting a good time no one's here yet
Plans huge party No one to invite
7 years on wow my life be like ooooo ahhhh
Been due for 13 months mom forgot I was in Her
Skype 29 million online but nobody calls forever alone
Calls apple support steve answers
post sexy ass picture on facebook get no likes. very hot girl posts picture of her cleavage
Get email invite they want money
joined a party lan party
Presses 'find friends' on facebook 'no results found'
Bank loans 1million$ Forever a-loan.
at last someone texted me! its mobile company's advertising
joins army doesnt get a uniform
Read about peoples problems with the friend zone wish i had a friend
finally got a kiss from hersheys.
talks to self  more than to anyone else
has a woman over every few weeks mom
When somebody shares your funny picture and gets more likes then you
famous youtuber replies to comment can die happy
goes to a parallel universe still forever alone
Told My best friend about an embarrassing moment! thanks teddy bear
commits a crime not wanted
I went to the olympics got kicked out of the stadium
Having a party soon for my cats
Gets Friendzoned by imaginary friend
Goes to the beach ocean doesn't wave
my only pal is paypal
Walking around in the forest at night Slender doesn't follow
is irish doesn't get kissed
Good thing they can't take mY Gf She doesn't exist
Pretends to talk on phone about nonexistent plans strangers think i have friends
gets text is from mom
watches movie with girlfriend nevermind
MAKES VIDEOS ON YOUTUBE ONLY VIEWS HE GETS ARE FROM REFRESHING
is rejected... ...by cleverbot.
wakes up play runescape
went to hell
TRAVELS ALONE THROUGH SPACE FOR THOUSANDS OF LIGHT YEARS BURSTS INTO FLAMES ABOVE RUSSIA BEFORE IT MAKES CONTACT WITH EARTH
VALENTINES DAY DON'T YOU MEAN THURSDAY
I just had sex on sims
christmas eve with my family of anonymous memegenerator users
Plays slender slenderman doesnt follow me
Finally finds a friend wakes up
bets ass won't die a virgin someone claims ass after funeral
was released from solitary confinement nothing changed
Commits suicide body is never found
Makes a Google plus account Nobody wants to be my friend
has no girlfriend in real life marries lydia in skyrim
POSTS PHONE NUMBER ON FACEBOOK STILL NO ONE CALLS
plays pacman ghosts dont chase him
Gets told girl would go out with him girl changes her mind and friendzones him
new text?! time to top up
just joined google+ only person who uses it
paypal the only pal i have
Has birthday party stuffed animals get lost in traffic
Asks himself out on valentines forgets to show up
Marries Wife says 'Let's just be friends'
Mo wishes not to die a virgin granted immortality
says bloody mary three times in the mirror doesnt show up
i wish my girlfriend was more realistic
Knick Knack paddywhack
Has only one friend His name is cleverbot
On a hot date with  my hand
friend request on facebook looks like grandma got facebook
I'm not a muggle
He is near a falling tree in the forrest It makes no sound
Thinks he hears a ghost in the house Nope
finally gets one friend on facebook Bad-luck-brian
Boss schedules me for Valentines night shift Didn't have to ask if i was busy
Went to a hopeless place never found love.
1 facebook NOTIFICATION  game request
queing up at midnight with a flock of virgins to buy fifa 13
asks clever bot if it likes me 'no'
blocked by skype test service
COME AT ME PLEASE?
phone vibrates low battery
i lost my VIRGINITY she was a good dog
got 1 notification on facebook! farmville request...
watch an old video tape 'home alone'
waiting five minutes before clicking like  SO IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE I DON't have a life
Watches Forever Alone memes are you forever alone?
go online on facebook 0 friends available.
in a zombie apocolypse zombies go opposite way
Goes to movie alone Sits next to strangers
Makes for himself an imaginary girlfriend she  ends the relationship
says hi echoes forever
Roses are Red
message recieved verizon bill update
gets high score spells name wrong
normally on a saturday night i'd be flirting with my girlfriend and helping her out but i dont feel like playing mass effect 2 tonight
oRDERED TWO DRINKS ONLY FOR HIMSELF
PosT Cell number on Status Number Deletes itself
whatches the ring movie DOESN'T GET A CALL
a woman finally calls me it was my mom
Opens a pack of gum nobody gets close to him
Goes to NAACP Meeting Only half black
FINALLY GETS PHONE CALL 1-800
Hey I just met you
I know who my real friends are... ...
The only kisses I get Are hersey's
holds door open for attractive girl she uses the other door
finally get a phone call from a woman 7 days
plays sift heads world nobody tries to kill me
making meme's and hit 'like'
attempts to play air guitar vacuum occurs
Zombie Apocalypse Zombies ignore him
I have 3 friends Seasons on dvd
I just got married on skyrim
up votes own comic is forever alone
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea no response
Bus is full nobody sits beside you
WATCHES 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN FINDS PLOT HOLES
Tells a joke in class
can't think of idea for meme 'well
plays fifa  with 2 controllers
playing black ops with 5 people combat training
told to find a lab partner for the next day ill
MAKES MOVIE ABOUT MY LIFE ELEPHANT MAN SUES OVER MOVIE RIGHTS
I date! ...ancient material using radiation
Orders pizza never comes
next in line at grocery store cashier goes on break
Mom hugged me once to say good bye forever
FOREVER ALONE
GOT LOST ON A SCHOOL TRIP NO ONE CARES
i bought new game but it needs 4 players
I have a girlfriend Her name is Mary Jane
opened doors for a girl she immediately changed direction
Parents organise great birthday party for me I'm not invited
pays $60 each month for phone bill no one texts or calls
imaginary friend is having birthday party isn't invited
1 skype contact online skype test call
TOLD HER I LOVE HER SHE REPLIED 'HOW SWEET!'
creates memegenerator account has no one to share it with
GUESS WHAT MASK I'M WEARING FOR HALLOWEEN A FREQUENCY MASK
The awkward moment when a girl you find attractive greets everyone then skips you to greet the next person
Plays board game is every player
SHAVED ASS NOBODY SEES
work shift is finally over stays until closing
Got 6 numbers today one more and i would have had a whole phone number
made a new friend then i ate the sandwich
girl asks me out then says april fools
Skypes echo/sound test service no answer.
i never f.a.p. find a party
Go to hug my best friend HEADBUTT the mirror
GOES TO FESTIVAL WITH THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ARRIVES AND LEAVES ALONE
finds true love Wakes Up
Talks about sex life saw it in a porno
TAKES TEAM TO THE PLAYOFFS GETS TRADED TO THE JETS
blinked at weeping angel didnt come any closer
Thought Women are empathetic Forever alone
gets notification on facebook game request from mom
got a seat next to me in the bus it stayed that way.
_________ Like's own status forever alone
Posted a comment on my facebook wall 1 like
'Oh
submitted really awesome post as anonymous
Builds massive minecraft server No one joins
Spends 2 days BuildiNg minecraft server No one joins
gets notification for farmville
likes to spoon with pillow
Takes IB Biology knows ALL ABOUT SEX
needs a hug hugs self
I had a friend once but then... my mum took  the laptop away
Internet crashed Forever alone now
roses are red my balls are blue
since i was a child i always played with myself
i got a date with cleverbot
writes elaborate love letter douchebag friend gets the girl
Driving at 100miles an hour like a boss Dies
meet someone with 3ds streetpass no one shows up in mii plaza
Got Email soliciting sex Found out it was only a scam
so much to say but there's no one listening
no one calls by 11pm accept fact that i'm a social failure and go on 9gag
was gonna have a threesome tonight but broke hand
Smiles at the mirror  *Mirror breaks*
interested in dating girl  chooses married guy with kids instead of you
Happy valentine's day jill
Pretty girl Asks to study Turn her down out of shyness
Check Mail Box ... not even any spam
Told fiance i wanted mantime tonight Nothing planned
NEVER GETS FAT FOREVER A BONE
Uploaded le meme on 9gag
Gets added BY A BOT ON MSN BOT DOESNT REPLY
WAITING THE GREEN LIGHT AND BUS GO AWAY
bought inflatable love doll she claims she is waiting for marriage
bought 2 phones to text myself
SENDS FRIEND REQUEST ON FACEBOOK GETS BLOCKED
NEVER GUNNA GIVE YOU UP Rick astley gave up
gRADUATES NOT EVEN MOM CLAPS
Gets rejected by girl spends next 40 years trying to make time machine to try again
no recent human interaction laptop heat will suffice
One upvote From my other account
Friend zoned? Almost
when 2 forever alones meet each  other they are still forever alones
tell best friend crush that you love her response: kool i love u 2
wakes up with one text message 'your messages will expire in 5 days' no worries
phone vibrates low battery
Excited about random party I want to go to. Immediate response saying I'm not invited.
terrorist attacks USA Decides to spare everyone with POTATO looking heads
girl asks you to help study because she really needs the help
I'm always choosed first  when i'm the captain
Got my first kiss today thank you hersheys
looks in mirror too shy to ask out
I play words with friends by myself
starts daily vlogs DOESN'T POST because no one will care
I bought a fish so people would visit
Can't even get into the friendzone
GIRL SAYS 'IDK WHAT I WANT' Soft way of rejecting you.
A telemarketer calls Turns out she called wrong number
laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear
derp: i have a friend request on facebook Friends requests (1): Derp2
JUST FOUND MY SOULMATE IN SKYRIM
gIRLS Who NEed when we have xvideos?
got a girl's number yesterday if i guess the other six i can call her
I have sex toys everywhere in my room
Refresh dashboard on tumblr nothing changes.
My girlfriend is full of hot air when I 1st inflate her
Blind date He's Gay
Sends a gift to his own mailbox it never comes
HATES TWO AND A HALF MEN BECAUSE HE RELATES TO ALAN HARPER
gets a christmas card from doctors office
Forever alone lvl 9000 Still better love story than twilight
sends postcards and gifts to family on x-mas no one gives a shit
wearing that sexy santa outfit on christmas eve For yourself
i'm right handed but sometimes i used my left hand on the mouse if you know what i mean.
a merry merry christmas ...to myself...
Took an arrow to the knee Forever a guard
WANT TO BECOME ST0RMX'S MARSHAL GET REJECTED
you know what's the best thing about christmas? buying presents for yourself
has a fulfilling sex life with his hand
Got girl's number only 5 digits of it
watch memes the whole day go to sleep without talking single word with anyone
Goes to school gets counted absent
smell own fart have company for a while
mail order bride arrived! couldn't afford postage due
got a date with girl of my dreams gets insomnia
has fruitflies with names
is finally called to a party gets sick
Doesn't look in eye when taking shot; 7 years of bad sex doesn't matter
1000 FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK ...FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD
i lost my verginity in gta vice city
Receive text while lonely It's Mom
I'm down for anything! except the people to  invite list
i googled girlfrıend 404 not found
Phone is broken for a month no one notices
tags 10 friends to photo all 10 remove tags
officially married with my bestfriend
I bowl with my friends all the time. Shit
Got whistled at Got hit by train
Bought expensive halloween costume for my cat
i had one giRlfriend when i was 7 years old...
go to friend's party no one there
Full inbox accumulated texts from 5 years
Cozy on the couch
tonight
Geekiest classmate gets a prom date Realizes yOu still haven't asked anyone
Whistled at hit by train
On birthday people knock on door with BALLOONS and cake 'sorry
INVITED IN A SINGLE's PARTY
On a Cave I said 'I love you' The Eco Said
sees NOTIFICATION on facebook Zynga invite
Gets first text boner for a year
on weekend without friends
CUTE GIRLS SAYS SHE'S TAKING THAT CLASS NEXT SEMESTER TOO never shows up to class
Sex not  even  once.
I GO to park and watch other people play
buys meal for two at shop dinner and breakfast
seat next to me is open you rather stand
Download software to impress the ladies They laugh at me.
no one says  GOODBYE TO ME
popular page ignores you? seems legit
publishes a blogpost no one comments
Wears a Purity Ring But not by choice
LOST CELLPHONE'S CHIP WHEN YOU FOUND IT 2 MONTHS LATER
forever alone
plan surprise party for your cat
learn german to increase social options F&#252;r Immer allein
Talking on msn group
facebooks via dis no one will ever know
fap fap fap forever alone party
get dumped by sandra forever alone
Finished work
Pool party with air
I'm REALLY good at dance dance revolution
party like you were the last guy on earth
makes a myspace account I'm sure to make friends here
wins tickets for two goes twice
gets asked about previous relationship starts response with 'well
gives chick subtle compliment gets ignored
forgets to pay rent  landlord doesn't come knocking
sends group message to all facebook friends no replies
sends out invites to company function only response he gets is a sign saying no one will ever call
wakes up to phone ringing neighbour's phone
PEOPLE finally APPRECIATE me  on sims 3
i got robbed this was my first visitor in years
Friends?! People have these?
I text my friend to play minecraft GOT ONE NEW MESSEGS: wanna play minecraft?
Finally finds true love Wakes up
there is a person who always likes my facebook status is called 'you'
i dared courage wolf to be my friend REJECTED
diarrhea strikes in public for once
waits for crush to text doesn't
1 like on profile picture mom
ASKING MY CLASSMATES TO LEAVE ME ALONE TEACHER SENDS ME AWAY
has one night stand with a book on top
Boy starts to flirt with you Stops and Says 'It's weird flirting with you'
She called me a 'loser' That's one step closer to learning my name
lives in his mother's basement mom locked the door
goes to play multiplayer bots not working
BUYs ARTIFICIAL christmas tree  it dies
Doorbell rings Neighbors apartMent
runs to rapist  rapist runs away
finally
it's almost february 15th
found love ON THE 31ST OF FEBRUARY
finally got a date for valentine's day eats it
looks in mirror  mirror cracks and jumps out window
GOES IN FOR NEW YEARS KISS HITS THE MIRROR
buys black ops 2 to play campaign
toilet completely broken
2013!!! gets no 'happy new year' texts
makes meme no one cares
opens xmas presents i sent to myself
just forever alone guy again
Bought two tickets for Hobbit went twice
Has no friends in rl has one pending friend request from a cat profile  on facebook
I have friends every episode on DVD
1 new SMS From my mobile operator
makes favorite song cell ringtone no one calls
phone is vibrating low battery alert
im late for class No ones there
my status 'i won nobel prize' 0 likes
my girlfriend is like my ipad I don't have an ipad. foever alone.
they say you can found love in every corner my life is an circle
kisses dream girl wakes up from dream
I have a weak imagination my friends have no faces
Goes out to the movies on valinetines day alone
phone vibrates text sent from self
Just got blown By Hurricane Sandy
got some tuna and milk to make friends with alley kitten kitten was not interested
phone battery runs out only notices it tWo days later
I finally get a myspace tom still hasn't FRIENDED me!
haunter only evolves if you trade it? better buy another ds
roses are red
Misspells something noone corrects him
Gets new girlfriend Blow-up doll
Didn't check phone for a month didn't matter
Goes to jail Finally gets laid
Mum: son do not greet strangers  son thinks: How do i get friends?!
Girl he likes is looking at him false alarm: it was just her lazy eye
i finally found a friend OOPS NEVER MIND THAT'S just the Reflection of me on the mirror
7 missed calls telemarketer
has two ps3 controllers so if one of them is low he can use the other
Becomes a laWYer Crime suddenly disappear
Throws boomerang Doesn't come back
USES 60 CARD MONSTER DECK DRAWS NO MONSTERS
Gives all of the relationship advice and still single
10 new texts all from my mom
INBOX (1) 'DOMINO'S PIZZA: YOUR ORDER'
just made 8 meme from self experience none gets a vote
Renewed another year of Xbox Live... for netflix.
buys hamberger helper no one helps
Converts to hinduism reincarnated as mars robot
Send someone long thoughtful 'I miss you' message. no response.
gets dumped by overly attached girlfriend
all my memes have one upvote from me
*silently farts* *and moves to other side of room*
FIND A COIN ON THE GROUND GLUED
The less friends you have
40 year old virgin CHALLENGE accepted
looking for aN easy pickup dropped rohypnol in own drink
Ordered a pizza so i could talk to someone He delivered it next door
creates a punchline  nobody listens
buy diet coke still fat
WATCH THE RING VIDEO PHONE DOESN'T RING
SAYS 'BLOODY MARY' 3 TIMES IN FRONT OF MIRROR NOTHING HAPPENS
Finally gets girlfriend wakes up
see person i like  get phone out and text someone
plays c.o.d. team deathmatch
Waves at own shadow Shadow doesn't even wave back
Has the best gf in the world
i found her in my dreams but i woke up
Greece
Goes to hell the devil resigns
mY gf loves me only when i'm gone
Types letter into sEarch on Facebook app Shows up
Goes to High school reunion phone unlock feature is the only one that recognizes you
'WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE SUMMER?' 'CHILL'
tells no one that lost phone for a month no missed calls or texts
plays dodgeball nobody tries to hit me
ask a girl out  her RESPONSE is 'aaawww'
From now on i'll call you boyfriend
trashed my own house party cause nobody came
WOMAN calls automated telemarketer
Played Need for Speed most wanted nobody wants me
Black guy in a scary movie Slasher kills himself
its my birthday no1 congratulations me
Hey i just met you
Christine
'doesn't mean i'm lonely when i'm alone' atleast kelly clarkson understands
Plays minecraft creeper runs away
Creates myspace account unfriended by tom
buys single condom expires
Gets Phone call on friday night telemarketers!!!
Finally got Modern warfare 2 no players
gets call from girl wrong number
You are not alone millions of mites live in your hair
that awkward moment When the Teacher asks 'Okay class
asks out a fat chick rejected
just finished ap exam no one asks me how i felt about it
GOES to college forever a loan
Hot girl asked for my number Was Air force reserve recruiter
Tells a joke
3 times every 6 hours
no notification on facebook? clicks refresh again to make sure
what do we say to the goddess of love? not today
let out of class early  first one at lunch
a girl thought i was hot online
i'm currently in a love triangle with me
took photo of myself blank picture
Goes on facebook on birthday has 3 farmville alerts
ask siri if she loves me get rejected
uploaded video of my life on youtube 0 views
girl starts a conversation I forgot how to talk
12 downvotes to my meme
Hi sir
got a cat!
FAILS RELATIONSHIP ARC IN MASS EFFECT... ALL OF THEM
HOME ALONE ONLY FOREVER
makes ridiculous facebook status I was hacked by my friends
makes ridiculous facebook status i was hacked
friday the 13th best day ever
went on a date get rejected next day
made a forever alone meme about nobody laughing when i tell jokes and got no bumps similar meme posted 3 days later makes front page
First name george last name zimmerman
she said im cute ______
christian hacks his own fb
go to every fulham away game forever alone
bUYS SO MANY TESSERAE STILL NOT CALLED AS TRIBUTE
Has a facebook notification... ...another farmville invite
new email automated newsletter
cell phone rings in class low battery
logs online everyone logs offline
door bell rings just ding dong ditch
Goes on Facebook  No new notifications
Get's laid 'seriously
Lets other driver merge just to be waved at
gets itunes bill at the end of month forever-a-loan
gets caught using phone in class playing tetris
Receive :) at end of text Destined
posts meme no one laughs
phone rings mom
have one notification on facebook it was my mom deleting me off her friends list
Get a call on Friday night Its just my mom
goes missing for a month no one notices
I may not get girls but i've got all the pokemon
gets mail from secret admirer  secret admirer died
I ask my a girl for her number its a fake number
says Marco? nobody says polo!
Likes sentimental music forever alone
is selected for the hunger games from district 1 no one volunteers
1 text message from mom
Trys To Write A Love Song No One To Write About
Kid asks for high five Then saYs 'too slow'
Hanging out with my five friends tonight... Not friends
tries to walk beside two people walks in front
The only time my phone makes any noise is when it's turning off
rather be alone than date someone who is underage
MY MOM SIGNED ME UP FOR A CLUB INVISIBLE CHILDREN
GOES TO PARTY KNOWS NOBODY.
supported kony 2012 didn't know it's a bunch of christians who hate gays
Lets hear it for derp!!!! takes awkward 3 seconds for first person to clap
I haven't Had anyone call me in so long I forgot my own number
create fake account on facebook to pass off as gf fake gf receives more friend requests than i have all year
logged in to fb. one new notification logged in from another device
my favorite card game is uno
Sneeze Nobody says bless you
a retarted guy gets a girlfriend i'm still single
1 pasteur pipette filled with dopamine uses on self
orange wednesdays now i can put my feet up
not only am i single  im also terrible with women
my best friend is my hand
GETs condoms on music festival camping  gives to parents
Uses both hands while masterbating threesome
Does all loyalty missions
it's hard to believe girls don't like me when i'm fluent in two languages - english and klingon
has convo with microwave
talks to kid at school transfers next day
Not even a Headline
Parents are away throws party on sims.
Downloading team fortress 2 only playing the fortress 2
cries alone for hours Thanks the notebook
girl tells you she cant talk for a few days updates facebook status every 2 minutes
born in china is a girl
THE GIRL THAT YOU LOVE.... AND HER STATUS SAID: ITS IN A RELATIONSHIP
Text random numbers saying you're pregnant Finally have someone to talk to
fast travel to solitude
hands with benefits
clicks on phish tour dates thread wsp sux
38
Guy says your hot actually is talking about your temperature
My boyfriend is like an ipad i don't have an ipad
Bop it. Twist it. Pull it. Pass it. ...
Happy valentines day graham  thanks graham
achieved enlightenment  no one to tell
please press like! please share this video please love me
bought new sexy underwear no one will ever see it
Accidentally Grabs Lady's Hand instead of subway pole Only time Ever Held hands with a girl
even any kind of relationship
mom told me to go outside so i can meet new people and i got mugged
Makes a literary joke No one laughs
revives teammate in battlefield 3 declines revive
ASKED Someone TO BE TOGETHER ALONE REJECTED
Gives self Nickname Forever alone
i have a friend his name is virginity
won the oscar 'home alone'
Has a nice dinner conversation with siri
telemarketers hang up on me...
Finally got a date Sharted in the car
comments on own status
Get free cinema tickets for friend and I See movie twice
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND SHE JUST A NINJA
my girlfriend? lets just say she's a 'hand'ful
Hung out with friends wakes up from dream
Wants a big city life But lives in oklahoma
friendpool faith in relationship restored
'Hey honey
bought coat rack one coat on it
buy round for everyone at the pub watching the palace match pay for one beer
Calls Phone Lebron James Never gets a ring
i asked my dad about abortion he said ask my sister... I don't have a sister
according to this flower she loves me not
post on 9gag immediate 5 dislikes
I was about to kiss her red juicy lips Then i fell off the bed
I don't need a boy friend I have my cat cat refuses to cuddle
Cooks amazing meal for one
single by option... of others
friend says 'i love you' in a dream
facebook relationship status: in relationship with right hand
Minecraft Its the only game i can relate to
i have a lot of text messages in my mobile phone from my mom
Looks in the mirror reflection runs away
EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT WHO THEY ARE GOING TO KISS AT 12aM ON NEW YEARS iM SITTING AT HOME READING ABOUT IT
Drank from used bottle new years kiss
Hug me? No? ok.
Make a facebook Status only your mom liked it
got sex change. nobody noticed. forever alone
When I'm Online Everyone Gets OFfline
looks  at phone after 2 weeks no text message received
MADE A FACEBOOK POSTED SOMETHING ON MY BROTHERS WALL HE DELETED ME
gets party invite. is told it's canceled. sees pic's on fb. saw it all coming.
oh yeah! BEAT MYSELF AT CHESS AGAIN!
master psychology and sociology still alone
Random girl on bus falls aSleep on shOulder Turns out shes dead
tells friends I am busy studying for finals actually studies
Get a boat and name it friend now you have a friend-ship ALL aboard...
See people you may know on facebook  wait for them to add you
called suicide hotline they hung up
i'm not alone thx to light i got shadow
MY IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND IS NAMED ENOLA REVEROF
i wish i was a mudkip everyone lieks them
forget to bring swimming shorts to the pool only one sitting down
I went to hide ....They never Seeked
Family went out without asking me if i wanna go forever alone
I was the life of the party! At the local cemetery
Go out in strong wind Feels like being hugged
fapfapfapfap fAP FAP A FAP ... FAP FAP
talks to cleverbot it doesnt reply
Solo top Nasus every game
Made twitter 2 years ago Still no followers
Die No one comes to your funeral
I have no friends
1 notification oh it's a gift on poker
ENTER CLEVERBOT
my girlfriend&#180;s name is liliana vess
tell long story noone listens
when i look at me in the mirror there's nobody on it
Going to visit my friend Mac! Donalds
Reconnects with crush from Highschool She Updates status to 'In a relationship' hours later
tALKS TO SIRI... ...SIRI DELETES SELF
another mildly depressing day spent by myself
See 3 of closest friends hanging out on fb pic didn't get called
checks facebook no news feed
loses virginity! diagnosed with aids
girls talk to me My life IS complete
Cute girl talks to me About how awesome her boyfriend is
Sits next to the only empty seat on bus Next passenger to board...Stands
Back on MySpace a year later  0 friend request
got a phonecall it says wrong number
HAS personal best round of BF3  disconnected from server
BUY CONDOMS TO BE IRONIC
nothing's funnier than making fun of urself even if it makes u really sad inside
visit professors office hours only one-on-one conversation of the day
Make a post about who you never get front page Still don't get front page
Hear someone whistle to you bird
ASks if i'm Forever alone no one answers
Make a meme everyone makes fun of you
goes to give highfive gets rejected highfives self gets erected
went to school forever a loner
MAKE THREAD GET ABUSE
MAN THAT PARTY WAS AWESOME BUT I DON'T REMEMBER ANY OF IT NEVER EVEN WENT
Poked Back on Facebook existence acknowledged
sees your ex with a guy AT A RESTAURANT BY YOURSELF.
FINALLY A BROFIST LOOKS AT THE MIRROR
Fixes phone still no calls
Checks facebook ads for hot russian women
I got a boner Phone Vibrated
Talks to Siri Never alone
Says hi to cute girl on street she calls the police
Has To Ask Forever anoob
beat off thinking about her she's having sex
Names wifi 'people' just to see 'COnnected to people'
*knock knock* ........
Winning In my fantasy league only person playing
visit myspace first time in 4 years zero friend requests
Buys Gears 3 so He can Play with friends Friends play other games instead
Getting early to work Nobody turned on the lights
matthew duria fat jew
Hanging with 100% of my friends tonight the raid starts at 7
She said she'll think about it It's been 10 years
dear diary
Told: 'I Don't want a relationship' Buys Flowers
joins random lobby on black ops gets kicked
make meme laugh at your own creation
Imaginary girlfriend
Find good friend
that warm fuzzy feeling when he says 'i'll be here until the end' until you remember you're on an apple support call
make a *like* status on facebook get one like from mom
girls waves at her friend behind you
Kill bug with bug spray he was my only friend
call skype test call no answer
START A NEW SERVER BE THE ONLY PLAYER
Joints rolled all night nobody pass it
first day after summer holidays nobody remebers who you are
Sit on toilet for no reason Forver Alone
I MAKE YOU MEME YOU DELETE
'like' your own facebook status
since im forever alone mine as well masturbate
Bus overcrowded  sitting next to the only empty seat
gets scam email replies
goes on date with crush wakes up
routinely asks mom if she wants to come over for supper she always has plans
Still a better love story than twilight
i have six friends monica
so few friends zoidberg seems cool
Girl i chat with doesn't respond better send a new message every 5 mins
invites 8 people to birthday party nobody shows
Dies and goes to heaven Family wasn't waiting there
makes account on popular sex site lives in small country town
one youtube subscriber backup account
pAY STRIPPER FOR SEX STRIPPER PAYS ME TO LEAVE HER ALONE
need girlfriend so pornhub isnt #1 on chrome most visited cant find girlfriend cause pornhub is #1 on chrome favorites
Makes ad for free item no visits
Joins tf2 server no one is there
i got a date a whole box of them
Listens to enire new Drake album feels nothing
I have lots of fans but hey ! I'M FOREVER ALONE
Remembers Facebook password after 2 years No notifications
Waves at someone who waved to you They meant someone behind you
Sims 3 rich has wife and kids and car Real life no wife broke living at parents house
Gets dog dog vanishes
Found great joke about having no friends Has no friends to share it with
in a relationship her name is fleshlight
TEXTS GIRL HE LIKES FOR HOURS NEVER HEARS FROM HER AGAIN
I actually can't wait for summer to be over Then my 'friends' have to see me
Hi! no respond...
1 new message ADchoices
Makes fake facebook account Friend request rejected
Forgot What A Hug Feels like
bumps into people in crowds on purpose forgot how it felt to be touched
storm comes no thunder buddy
Makes imaginary Girlfriend dumps him for his imaginary best friend
making many memes got no likes for any of them
TEXT SOMEBODY FREAKS OUT OF HAPPINESS WHEN GETS TEXT BACK...Wait...WHY IS THIS SO FONT SO TINY?!?! D:
Has one missed call mom butt dialed
starts to jack off hand runs away
THROWS A BOOMERANG... ...NEVER COMES BACK
mAKES gREAT
missing his girlfriend's voice skype sound test service is not working
Replies to helpful youtube comment Comment Removed
submits a geocache nobody comes to find it
I was canadian then i met justin beiber
got girlfriend should i tell her?
Liverpool says you will never walk alone Wohoooo!
Has a minecraft server only guy online
i came to help but i got dangerous disease
no missed calls... friends must all be calling at once.
i dont always make a meme but when i do
goes on vacation
Buy condom Use as Baloon
zombie virus is created you're the only zombie
updating facebook relationship status to single no one responds
i listen to Justin Bieber's Baby song You can tell from the face
Sits next to pet Pet moves
goes into black ops 2 combat training  bots leave game
No gf november
Who did I kiss on New Years? My dog
i have three friends Me
Family game Night Plays Solitare
gets robbed 1st time he had people over in months
40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN  CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
i found love  it is in page 556 of the dictionary
Posts picture on facebook no likes
When im bored no one texts me when im busy still no one texts me
Waitress touches shoulder i love her
I PLAYED LEFT 4 DEAD 2 ON SINGLE PLAYER THE BOTS left THE GAME
Flipping a coin my best chance of getting head
HAS 1 FRIEND ON SKYPE SKYPE ECHO CALL
gets rejected by imaginary friend
I poked my mom one less friend
eVEN TROLL FACE DON'T TROLL HIM
Has a concert only mom shows up
gets dominated in tf2 by a bot
i have a smoking hot girlfriend in the sims 3
meeting the  bros they got their girlfriends
POSTS A JOKE ON TWITTER NO RETWEETS
THATS WHAT SHE SAID IF ONLY...
stay in the forever alone club we have kitties
2 weeks before christmas buys presents for himself to unwrap christmas morning
received text from crush she is talking bout her new boyfiriend
well you have fun then
plays counterstrike with ai bots
what is this secret santa all of you talk about?
Steals an ashtray for a cute girl She puts it next to her boyfriend's picture
Joins the green party
Preoders Halo 4 and picks up at midnight has no friends to play it with
Posts gay status on own facebook People will think i have friends that hack me
ask girl out to prom she says: 'no hablo ingles'
guy looks at you and smiles was looking at the hot blonde chick BEHIND you
want to throw a party don't know anyone to invite
everybody remembered my birthday today thanks facebook
skype: Calling echo/sound test service... no answer
Dreams ABOUT GIRL gETS REJECTED
went to a hip hop club with a sign 'i hate niggerz' no one noticed
you know your forever alone when slender man doesn't follow
HomeCOMING FRIDAY AFTERSCHOOL? YES
no social skills because doesn't talk doesn't tALK bECAUSE LACK OF SOCIAL SKILLS
my best friends are meme characters
Got more face book birthday messages on fake account than on real account
My girlfriend is like my house
Exit out of a dungeon after oryx's castle enter an empty realm
I KISSED A GIRL THEN SHE DIED
Overheard talking to a Girl Siri
made new profile on online dating website error 404
wants xbox friend limit gone irrelevant to him
School starts tomorrow can see some people again
SAW TITANIC Didnt CrY when jack died
challenged 'challenge accepted' guy to be my friend declined
me playing league of legends ... all disconected. FOREVER ALONE
i got 99 problems but a girlfriend aint one
I WISH I HAD TO WORRY about TEEN PREGNANCY
Just made 8 meme from self experience none gets a vote
I am legend
Finally French kisses sole mate Not soul mate
Hey Sup? STFU
its forever alone`s birthday sends himself HAPPY birthday card
Came all over my gf last night Handgelina
'this soap kills 99% of germs'
girl says her and her friend are coming over brings her boyfriend and tells you to wait outside
goes camping in marshland no mosquito bites
9 pages of replies to your forum post 95%+ of them are yourself
gives money to a beggar he reject them
creates female skyrim character game uninstalls
PLAYS TEMPLE RUN MONKEYS STAY IN TEMPLE
Deactivates facebook during the month of ramadan no one notices
guess it's just us tonight ms. meow meow
roses are red
makes a 'i cant be the only one' meme is the only one
Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my password so troll me maybe
Entire Squad is killed on bf3 medic revives everyone except me
KICKED OUT OF GOD TIER
The awkward moment when you can't stop listening to a love song and you wish you could relate somehow
Creates a sims character fap fap fap
spends an hour creating security analysis email tl;dr
want to cry no one would care anyway
moves backpack off seat for old lady 'it's ok
OH
gives cigarretes to random strangers Acts like their best friend
p.e class the fat guy and the handicap kid are picked first
Play vs ai say gl hf anyways
i love my wife  *wifi
Hey I just Met You And this is crazy wait where'd you go?
fails half of the students don't wanna be lonely in september
LOTUS KAMAL FOREVER ALONE
wakes up early birds stop singing
Finally got married! in skyrim
got over 10 notifications all spam
They say the right person will come along... ...i THINK MINE GOT HIT BY A TRUCK...
Wakes up in saws dungeon next morning is dumped on street
Doctor said stai\ying alot alone made me have the schizophrenia finally...i am not forever alone!!!
schızophrenıa? yes please
They say when you sneeze
Facebook was down today? Didn't even notice...
What is the difference between a calendar and me? a CALENDAR HAS DATES
Has a pet mouse it eats rat poison
Made dinner for two me and Mr. FLUFF
Seeks the lord the lord hides
Friend FELL ASLEEP FOREVER ALONE
girl of dreams making life a nightmare
has the iphone 6 nobody knows
ACTS lIKE zombie in miami cOPS lEAVE HIM ALONE
Google searches: What is love? Wasn't looking for haddaway Song.
asks mom for her number it was fake
Has a child in sims
Friend To tired to hangout still ON Facebook 2 hours later
Gets three texts in morning I guess I won more free stuff from walmart
says he found love but on page 143 of a dictionary
starts playing diablo III Chooses wrong server
flap flap flap flap flap flap flap flapflap flap flap flapflap flap flap flapflap flap flap flapflap flap flap flapflap flap flap flapflap flap flap flap
Posts on facebook no one likes
gets new iphone siri kills herself!
well i'm going to go hang out with my 2 best friends drake &josh
MY RElationship is conplicated... I Can't decide what hand to use...
only player from original coyotes team forever a doan
I have 60 friends on facebook
MY GIRLFRIEND IS CLEVERBOT
You GOT 99 problems I don't feel bad for you son You got 99 girlfriends and i got none
can i exchange diablo iii for a girlfriend ?
Makes imaginary gilfriend gets cheated on
I'm looking for 'nobody' because yesterday someone shouted
Searching people on facebook Any letter typed makes crush first on list
bunks off school no one asks where he was
I'm gonna be with my ex on valetine's day xbox 360 i meant
Gets text From cell phone company
calls pizza hut  no one answers
NO NEW EMAILS OR SPAM
Goes on skype Talks to sound test service
Lost phone for a week No missed calls or texts when i finally found it
I saw friends yesterday Ross and Rachel make a good couple
hell yeah i have a girlfriend  looks at left hand
PURPOSELY doen't wear green on st.patrick's day  nobody pinchs me
talks to god gets voicemail
I'M ALWAYS SURROUNDED BY SEXY LADIES IN PHOTOSHOP
my proxy has been blocked because i'm not a satti
on my wedding ceremony i was only person who showed up
i have a girlfriend rosey palm and her five sisters
pet-rock hosts a party 'forgets' to invite it's owner
cuts out 'dinner for two' coupon eats twice
Looks in the mirror mirror walks away
NOBODY CAN READ IT
committed suicide noone comes to funeral
hello im available
calls suicide hotline gets hung up on
Sneezed No one said 'bless you'
7 notifications on facebook mom forgot to log off
hasta rexona  me abandona !!
Buys costly blow-up doll blow-up doll floats away
says good morning noone replies  after
finds a pretty girl on the other side of the street Bus passes by and he loses her
watches people drink beers on my news feed
Makes forever alone comic nobody to show it to
Defeats video game Nobody to share happiness with
I fart glad I had a change of scent
put fb status as being 'in a relationship' then broke hand and had to change it back
throws a party  invites his mom
Leech jumps off
. .
people repeat my jokes the only difference is that they are greeted with laughter...
Logs onto facebook to harvest crops
I love my wife Typo. WIFI*
can relate to this meme
forever alone even my shadow has left me!
uploads picture to facebook no one comments/likes so you like it yourself
Click 'Find Friends' on Facebook No Results
To be in the friendzone You need friends
GIRL LIKES PROFILE PIC ASSUMES SEX IS NOW ON THE CARDS
finally spooned with a lamp
My boyfriend is a total dou... ...Oh wait...I don't have one
social life is that a breed of cat?
Gets hit by a car onlookers rush to see if  driver is ok
Creates Twitter Not even Bots follow
Watched konY video Jealous of afrIcan kids
waiting for the bus drives right by
'I'm going to do dirty things to you tonight' Talking to pizza
got new e-mail finally titled noreply
makes milkshakes no one comes to the yard
tweets retweet is follow no one retweets
gets a phone call wrong number
Judgement day The only one left
has more likes than the most interesting man in the world is behind him on rank
checks phone after 3 hours 20 texts. all from twitter.
feeling lonely creates The sims 3 frends
threatens to kill himself no one cares
sends friend request to bot rejected
had too much fun in the nightclub the other night the nightclub got closed
i had a four way once in fable 2...
Buys a dinner for 2 eats the whole thing by myself
DIDN'T WEAR GREEN TODAY NOT ONE PINCH
Math teacher uses me as example for finding the diameter  of the people sitting around me
Logs onto Facebook NO new notifications
asked a girl out got asked if i was dared to
RAISES HAND FOR HIGH FIVE NO ONE NOTICES
why will no one  RAN OFF EMPIRE BUILDING WITH ME
my girlfriend is as beautiful as my hand gets
PLAYS DRINKING GAME Only one sober
having a date with my mirror
Buys a VALENTINES card pretends to have a secret admirer
gets denied by a sex doll.
had sex i think your dog just died
Yes! Moab! Now if only i had Xbox live
table for 2 leftovers for 1
Girl finally gave me her number Only had 6 Digits
Got a social request on facebook 'happy social guy' needs crops on farmville
tells her i love her she nods and says thank you
does laundry for cat
Happened to me yesterday already love her
Owns a fridge and a facebook account both are empty
24 years old still single
Mw3 campers forever alone
mirror on the wall here we are again through my rise and fall you've been my only friend
That moment when you realise My Condoms are expired
Yes its a text from..... Me!!!
likes justin bieber
was last man on earth women still          weren't interested
lesbians because girls would rather date each other
Man owns dog man's worst enemy
Only friends on facebook are family
New friend request grandma
builds plastic cup telephone puts it on his other ear
Some favorited my content Oh
M & s dinner for 2 my next two meals sorted
i Get girls smile at me .... they work in burger king..
If Only DATING Websites Worked
Another one bites the dust At least I have Lydia
Gets laid  by using right hand
Almost had a threesome last night all i needed was two more people
When parents arent home instead of having a party i get to pee with the bathroom door open
watches home alone feels better
i have friends on my cell i love that show...
Being single on valentines day 27 times in a row achievement unlocked
ROOSEVELT UNIVERSITY FOREVER A LOAN
someone told him he is hot  He actually had fever
Eat chocolate  *sob* eat more chocolate
finally Get text message 'Your Phone Is eligible for an upgrade'
IF IT WASN'T FOR DISAPPOINTMENTS     I WOULDN'T HAVE ANY APPOINTMENTS
puts minimum credit on phone expires
hey dudes
Involuntarily  Celibate
has twitter since '06 no followers
S.U. TuiTION  FOREVER A LOAN
made self-inspired meme noone likes
daddy wasn't there to take me to the fair
receives textmessage catfacts.
Happy valentines day to my cats
life experience matches forever alone memes makes one
Valentines day Or as I like to call it 'Chocolate half off eve'
You got to hot page on feb 14 with only your vote... cause everyone else was busy
Still has NES Never played Gyromite
Finds text on phone Its from the network
Goes to villanova forever a loan
I have a ton of valentine's candy to buy on february 15th
I LIKE MY OWN FACEBOOK POSTS
shakes hands gives dog treat
wrote a shoutout to myself
I BROKE MY WRIST THERE GOES MY LOVE LIFE
Opens facebook no notifications
she is well shaved and never leaves me i love you hand<3
I LOVE YOU... HAPPY VALENTINES DAY
that awkward moment when you find out the girl you like is into someone else
Make Breakfast for 2 eat both plates alone
Tells Dad to pick him up dad forgets to pick him up
sometimes i go cruising for chicks on google street view...
Hold on mom
Got frisked by airport security last week still got an erection
I do like you.. but not in that way said siri
Pasar tiempo con amigos? No... No amigos.
leaves family thanksgiving dinner patiently waits for goodbyes at door
No date in Valentines day? Forever alone
have only one friend on skype call skype test
HAVE 1000 FRIENDS ON FB NO ONE IN REAL LIFE
at least one girl has fingered herself while thinking of me nope
Become billionare still no friends
Grab crotch in rugby by mistake second base
KNOWS A LOT OF PICK-UP LINES NOBODY TO USE THEM ON
Just downloaded a cool new ringtone nobody will ever hear it
happy birthday to me
expert in forever alone i am forever alone
made playdate with self
Only got one friend to talk to on facebook spam him with links and pictures to pretend you have friends
prays to god no one listens
Finally lost virginity to a fleshlight
support sopa still have no friends
IN RELATION WITH A NINJA BREAKS UP WITH HIM
I never took a arrow to the knee
GOT GIRLS NUMBER NUMBER NOT REAL.
Get 90% on paper without trying Entire class hates you
Finally have someone on valentines day My dog
plays ping pong with wall
Posts status wanting friends to come hang out 2 likes. no comments
Was at party with hot
got assigned into groups for a project except me
Went and saw Jennifer's body Liked it
Sits in Boyfriend zone Just to dream
have no friends smoke the joint alone
Girl liked fb post probably doesn't like you
I have a valentine Kleenex and ice cream
Gets back to school only one in apartment building
MEG ROSE IS FOREVER ALONE
update facebook status 'like if you love me' no one likes
FINALLY finds the perfect girl She has a BOYFRIEND
Got a referral point for joysper have no hints to use it on
goes to New york city !!! whole City evacuates
skype no friends online
plenty of fish? plenty of wish
off facebook for two weeks no new messages
finally get put on same shift as crush she quits
drunk-Posted number on twitter no one called
laying in bed cuddling  with a teddy bear
Went bowling
They Told Me I Was beautiful They Were one direction
Where them girls at
phone vibrates look quickly  low battery
fave band is coming to town turns out i'm not going cause no one wants to come with Me
whats the difference between me and      bigfoot? people are looking for      bigfoot
catholic guilt forever atone
atleast i have some one till my mother dies
tries to use google earth to find out where his friends ditched him
my mom grounded me it doesn't matter
happy birthday to me
YOUR CRUSH IM YOU SORRY I'VE SENT TO WRONG PERSON
Gaming Friends want to play alone FORever alone
i made a new friend today skype echo/sound test
Sex  Over rated
finally have a facebook account the whole world turns to twitter
I had Friends... Had
GO ON TWO WEEK VACATION WITH NO FACEBOOK NO NOTIFICATIONS
Stan Smiths Chin Tough Competition
didn't receive any merry christmas texts
play sims Divorced and fat in reality too..
Plays solitary all day
GOT AN HOUNDRED FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK ...WITH FALSE IDENTITY
holiday vacations hang out with mom
living on earth everybody goes to kepler
THE PERFECT PERSON FOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF US EXISTS.. i THINK MINE GOT HIT BY A BUS.
3 girlfriends
buys expensive game can't play multiplayer
WENT TO THE PROM TO PASS OUT PUNCH AND SNACKS FOREVER ALONE
wishes merry christmas to the other parishioner excommunicated from church
Celebrating christmas alone.......
CREATES ON-LIME GAME LOBBY NO ONE JOINS
i'm forever alone even my body left me alone
A card?  oh thx pizza hut
Has more friends on myspace thanks tom
got tablet's virtual assistant she quit
ENDING 2011 BEING SINGLE
starts to drown in ocean lifeguards never notice
I HAVE A FAMILY GUY DVD
morning mirror
forever Hungry
I had a girlfriend onCE THEN SHE TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE
try ask out hot
fastest word i can type asl?
i have a girlfriend she's called imaginary
STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT
Sees person in next room just a reflection
favorite movie home alone
HATES FRIENDS RELATES TO GUNTHER
Pretty girl gave me her number! Rejection hotline
looked in the mirror for company REFLECTION WAS NOT THERE
There once was an ameteur loner competition I was disqualified for being a professional
Seat empty next to you  on bus she prefers to stand
paid for a lap dance it was virtual
I want to  create a job opening by committing suicide
goes to rescue the princess the princess is in another castle
decides to ask a girl out googles how to talk to girls
Can't even get a girl in sims 3
Buy Girl Shoes Forever Alone
F.A.P Forever alone party
PARENTS TELL YOU TO HAVE irl FRIENDS wON'T LET YOU DO a PARTY WITH THEM
forever in friend zone
says 'hello' while visiting the grand canyon silence
69? No just nine.
Facebook Status 'I'm So Ugly.' No One Disagrees
CREATE FAKE FACEBOOK PEOPLE sTill hate me
Do you think you're better off alone talk to me
facebook status: movies anyone? 3 likes and one comment... 'lol'
Post Forever alone meme on facebook no like
STD's? NOT a problem
Not even the text Wants to be near me
Having shizophrenia Still be alone
I've Got 100 Problems
I just bought a brand new belt! The last one snapped in my door jamb
Question on a survey before a drug test: have your friends ever been pressured into using alcohol or drugs? he answers: i don't have any friends to pressure me into them.
play wow indentify with scourge
only ONe birthday gift voucher from a store
Send 'Happy Thanksgiving' to Entire contact book Only CHacha responds
Teacher assigns group project does it alone
Misspell fb status on purpose just to get some attention
You stuck in the friendzone? i am so jelous
Had a Threesome Last Night
FRIDAY NIGHT FAP NIGHT
Listening to 'never be alone' knowing that i'll always be alone
all I want for christmas is you forever alone
i've been in a 5 year serious relationship..with my hand Forever alone
girl talk w me in school in my imagination
i went to my comments and noone had commented forever alone
I bought a tandem bicycle as a future investment
Won season tickets to favorite NBA team! Forever a lockout
my social life is like a soccer game I run around alot and it ends with no score
Created an Imginary  friend at school said he had to move away
If I had 1 DOLLAR EVERYTIME SOMEONE LOVED ME I WOULD HAVE 1 DOLLAR
i like to be with friends that's why i bought 'friends' dvd
opened fml.com had last 5 posts
putting on sweatpants is idea of dressing up? forever alone
going to the movies! one ticket
makes profile at    e-harmony this profile is unmatchable
Sent relationship Request to girlfriend in facebook Still Didn't accept even though She's online
The only kiss's i get Are from my imaginary dog
always LOOKING FORWARD TO weEKENDS TO SPEND THEM AGAIN AT HOME ALONE
Call sexline get cut off
Skyrim?!?!?! Goodbye social Life
wanted to post Something funny on fb no one liked it
'Who needs girls when you have cats?' I'm allergic to cats...
buy a condom it expires
11/11/11 wish a girlfriend
skyrim it's here
i married my wife today in skyrim
jokes about hiding in the bushes really is...
BAN FOR MINECRAFT EUROPE PLAY SINGLEPLAYER
11.11.11 One man one laptop one chair one table one sun one moon
Thought i'd make new friends on 9gag every meme gets downvoted
installs a doorbell never used
Tell girls im from greece they realise im about as good in bed as economy
I have a girlfriend. She doesnt know were together yet...
I have a girlfriend she's called 9gag
TExts himself a joke to look popular
Get messaged by hot girl on facebook she must have been hacked
first kiss! first coldsore
Not even in my dreams
looks up videos on how to kiss ALREADY graduated college
GETS GIRLFIREND ONLY IN MY DREAM
SOMEBODY TOLD YOU I LOVE YOU is your mother
purchased an awesome costume not invited to a halloween party
has first sex in dream every night
plays twister with yourself
Discover a new zit Make a new friend
i know what to say she left the messenger
UP TOP! (nothing happens)
Girl says hi PRETEND SHES TALKING TO SOMEONE BEHIND YOU
SEnds sms to all his friends waits until 4 am
One missed called! (208)953-1569...nevermind
about to go trick-or-treating by myself.
ive been told i am loved by cleverbot
buys ford focus now someone will listen to me
dream of perfect girl search her name on facebook
get on xbox no friends online
i have a girlfriend now my hand
she talks to me she loves me
met awesome woman leFT without asking for next time
Quit work and dropped out of school FOR SKYRIM
i got my first facebook friend! ...shit!
girlfriend called not girlfriend anymore
GET NEW PHONE NOBODY ASKS FOR NUMBER
Ask parents for anything Little brother immediately gets present
Family goes out Forgets you
If I become a tandem hang glider pilot i can trick people into hugging me
likes girl throws up at party in front of her
Says 'I'd tap that' LITERALLY taps girl
get head from yourself
girls don't like me even in my dreams
MAKES A COMMENT ON A YOUTUBE VIDEO  GETS MARKED AS A SPAM.
somebody whistles at me? concluding its just the wind
in love with memegenerator forever alone
gets excited when phone rings for first time in weeks 'there's no one here by that name
No-one to talk to Have conversation with Cleverbot
Profile picture has no likes forever alone
yey.. gonna play wow dungeons with ppl start multiboxing
it's friday
CAMPING IN SPAWN GEt no kills
check formspring after 2 weeks nothing in inbox
Good night
texts someone on the phone its his bank
Click 'FIND FRIENDS' ON FACEBOOK 0 'PEOPLE YOU MAY KNOW'
SitTing alone near free seat hot girls takes the seat.SHE Wants me
Eats dog shit for a dare with friends. They play spin the bottle right after.
Phone rings in hotel room wake up call
Update facebook status Selflike
Make 12 meme's
listening to justin bieber! forever alone and gay
Doesn' Turn Phone on silent in a movie doesn't matter.
wishes had friend like good guy greg forever alone
GO TO RESTAURANT TABLE FOR ONE
Go to sleep for 2 minutes have 3 wet dreams
Went to give homeless guy a penny he walked away
woman offers to make sandwich Say i'm not hungry
happy birthday to me
one eharmony match.......my mom forever alone.
Phone dead
Maybe if i comment like and poke she'll notice me
Chatting with person that asks if I'm lonely Realizes i'm talking to cleverbot
Facebook (1) just farmville
My milkshakes Didt bring any to the yard
drops soap ...
calls suicide hotline voicemail
FOREVER SUPPORT
my girlfriend is like my personality  i dont have one
Wants to play league Picks teemo
BUYS DOG FOR COMPANIONSHIP LOCKS DOG IN ROOM ALL DAY AND NIGHT
she's just the girl the girl u want
I have lots of friends! Imaginary ones
Ive waited my whole life for this no more constipation :D
i'm not anti-social society is anti-me
has friends all ten seasons
Too alone for Top caption...
gets 5 stars still isn't wanted
a 3d circle is a sphere
waitress flirts with you imagine life together
gets turned down 3 times in one night at bar goes home and listens to breakup songs until dawn
WATCHES 'FRIENDS' INTRO SONG DOESN'T SING 'I'LL BE THERE FOR YOU'
Doesn't even know What first love feels like
has book on making friends book comes alive and laughs
GIRL PUTS 'XO' AT END OF MESSAGE CLOSEST THING TO A KISS IN LIKE 2 YEARS
BUMPS INTO AN OLD CRUSH FALLS IN LOVE ALL OVER AGAIN
HAD A NICE LONG TALK LAST NIGHT WITH MY STUFFED ANIMALS
WALL ON FACEBOOK ALL BIRTHDAy posts birthday was 11 months ago
Robbed a bank Still not wanted
puts up christmas tree santa dosnt come
farts during party nobody noticed
Plays Minecraft even creepers won't chase me
Finally gets a roleplay girlfriend Won't be a real girlfriend
4/04: date not found typical day
top drawer full of condoms all expired
hasn't bought condoms in 6 years
takes vacation - leaves phone at home no calls
Spring break is coming and i have no one to play with
Forever alone  Listening to one is the loneliest number
makes post about closing facebook account includes phone number no comments no messages no texts no calls
mom said i have no friends what about my millions of fake friends on facebook?
ASKS GIRL TO PROM 'WAIT YOU WERE SERIOUS? NO
I got a friend request on Facebook!  It was my mom.
you like someone
GETS ASKED HOW HIS FAMILY ARE HE STRUGGLES TO REPLY
Bought 2 Nintendo DS' Because nobody wants my squirtle
sings goodbye by glenn morrison hasn't had a break up in over 5 years
'd' if you're reading this stop looking at forever alone and come get a chai latte
roses are red i have a phone no one texts me forever alone
Wait...... I DON'T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND Forever alone
all of my facebook notifications are from the media studies group
Invited a girl to the House she said we smoked too much weed
pays $150 a month for an unlimited phone plan 17 minutes of usage
hand falls asleep
DAT MOMENT WHEN YOU LIKE UR OWN FB PICTURE
turns-in First draft at the start of the semester Still waiting for reply DURING finals
comes up with zingers AT HOME repeats them aloud to self AND LAUGHS
FARTS DOESN'T MATTER...EVER
HAS THREE CRUSHES RACHEL GREEN
misplaces phone and finds it 1 week later no missed calls
go out to see some friends  everyone is at home on facebook
oldest meme still alone
gets asked to come to church banquet to help serve tables
my valentine's day plan... order pizza and play video games : (
registered and made more than a hundred memes not even a view
sonamy no go cannon ..... ffffuuuuuuu
Partner science project Fails class
Play's Kh2 forever alone
gets an education to eventually meet his true love takes computer and networking courses
PLAYS SIMS AND ASKS OUT GIRL REJECTS HIM
No one pokes me on facebook...
everybody is watching the super bowl i'm in my basement playing mario party with cpus
Adds stalker on facebook Blocked
February 14th just another friday
I have a date tonight with a model that i made
sex with three people (threesome)
i have too much gas
doorbell rings at 5am the NEIGHBORS are getting robbed
Pearl Jam - Sleeping by myself finally 'our' song
sEES IF ON AKINATOR Nothing pops up
girlfriend.makeout(); Nullpointerexception
Goes to school Inset day
I know I'll be forever ALONE
my mom dint come to my birth at the hospital
Looked in the mirror No Reflection bothered to look back.....
Studying Killed my social life
First girl to talk to me in months  Asks for change
single? forever alone
Gets Text FROM PHONE COMPANY
Shares meme on facebook 1 like
Board Game? I play as all of the players
writes self a letter letter gets lost in mail
joins online chat place were is 10 people everyone leaves
GIVES HOMELESS PERSON MONEY TO BE HIS FRIEND HOMELESS PERSON SAYS' ITS NOT WORTH IT'
Paints a mustache on mirror And talks all day
Forgot to turn off phone at movies Didn't matter
Goes to a dark creepy forest Slenderman doesn't come after him
can't get with crush makes 20 chapter book about him fuking her
sends mom facebook friend request gets denied
your gf talks to much? i weep for you
Asks if anyone wants to go out read by everyone
moosejaw library does not have books on subprime time to edit wikipedia
Goes on cleverbot asks me to close the window
about to high five self rejected
overly attatched girlfriend that sound nice
drops soap in prison still a virgin
i don't always make memes but when i do its on the wrong page
Like if you don't want to be my friend
Writes letters tO prisoners in  solitary confinement Return to sender
rejected so many times uses tears as lube to jerk off
finally sleeps with a girl literally
Go AFK nobody notices
i have friends  all the seasons
i love my wife wifi*
says I love you for the first time see you in chemistry            * doesnt take chemistry*
last night i slept with my chemistry book
hears laughter feels jealous
Sends friend request to his other facebook account Friend request rejected
got slapped in the face by woman boner on having her soft
spammers don't even email him
goes to party. leaves party.
Plays multiplayer game Uses two controllers
my girlfriend is like my farrari i dont have a farrari
Changes name to 'sosa' b**ches still don't love him
has 99 problems a woman isn't one
buying 2 blackberry's ...to ping myself
moved into a new apartment  noticed only after 6 months that the doorbell ist broken
Looks in Mirror It doesn't break
People who make love confessions on this page Are the same people who write 'i love you' in boys toilet
Plays counter strike Bots start votekick
there's lots of fish in the ocean i live in space
sees hot girl runs away. too spicy.
Gets call from old flame listens to sound of her walking
Calls Sex Line Lines are busy
got a date friday night with fappina
Goes on Holiday Zero Missed calls
goes out to buffet sits down and pretends to text
Goes to chatzy nobody is there
DOctor asks if you want TO BE TESTED FOR STD's  There is no need
I am a euphonium player
gets taken out by a girl on valentines day: HIT AND RUN FATALITY
The awkward moment when you're bitching about a teacher
gives out relationship advice gay in real life
Let's play lonley www.dlaygames.com
got relationship hint from crush: 'Don't'
Turns on facebook chat all friends go offline
ask for marriage on facebook while she gets laid with someone else on real life
has one night stand with a lamp on top
tried to do a Harlem shake dance video
Gives Valentines Day Card To Lover Lover Gives it to her Ugly Friend
having a threesome! with my two hands
logs into facebook doesn't ask how it's going
Two  missed  CALLs from  my mom
February 14th Happy forever alone day
Posts trolling remark Nobody answers
checks iphone every 5 minutes no notifications
Finally got a date for valentines day enrollment date
valentines day treat fleshlight instead of hand
creates fake facebook account to spy on ex gets more friend requests than real account
Uses likeLo Still gets No likes on photos on facebook
TAKE ME WITH YOU?
buys a party sub eats on it for a week
Girl asks for seat next to him takes it and sits with her friends
PLAYS MARIO KART ALONE
FINALly got a hug turns out it was a suicide bomber
Howard banks
Makes another account to be in relationship with
dating is too mainstream for him. yeah
has text message memory full full of text messages from mom
cries into kleenex faps into kleenex
looks in a mirror  no reflection
has a toast with the mirror
A VERY Happy NEW YEAR 2013 TO MYSELF
developed a crush  instantly heartbroken
Came up to my table  To get a chair and sit somewhere else
PLAYS MINECRAFT CREEPERS RUN AWAY FROM HIM
on xbox 360 '4eva alon3 has 0 friends online'
PAyPal  My Only pal
finally gets laid for the first time in life has no friends to brag about it
Chats Crush IN FB for the first time Unfriends him
New facebook notification old wow friend inviting you to play farmville
Try to chat with cleverbot It won't answer
Goes to a new year's eve party on xbox live
She was sending ME MIXED SIGNALS SO I DID A FOURIER ANALYSIS
Finnally gets a date ends up being the fruit
go to hell lucifer go to earth
becomes thane of whiterun lydie runs away when back is turned
if i wasn't here tommorow would anybody care?
I got a text Low batterY
goes into Black ops 2 combat training the bots leave the game
Get's a new phone number Doesn't matter
finally finds someone to talk to cleverbot
MY BOYFRIEND IS LIKE A TRAMPOLINE.. I DON'T HAVE A TRAMPOLINE.
Kissing with the pillow
Being single level: expert
WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE (REWARD) NOBODY CARES
i finally got a girlfriend mom wakes him up
Everyone chooses a partner i get stuck with the teacher
listens to songs about love and relationships never been in one...
gans allein op t strand munne pik in mn hand..
i have a gf shes my mom
sleennderman! i am in the forest but where are you?
was goıng to hang out wıth frıend  he left
Roses are red
I have a GF! Grandfather
girls... WOULDN'T wanna even friendzone him!!
bested by my bestie i've outdone myself
gets texted 'love you hon' from a girl his mom
had a message last night from service provider
sends e-mail to first love receives response from mailer-daemon
MaDe meme. SHoWed people. Everyone ThOUght it was funny. Tell them I made it. Not funny anymore.
I'd like to say im BETter with girls now i'd like to say that
RECEive his first text on his phone company saying he should change his unlimited texting offer
goes on facebook  gets no 'vill' game requests
Oooo I got a text message nope it was just a game
listens to love songs never been in love before
makes status 'gonna kill myself' finally gets a like
I GO OUT EVERY NIGHT Go out of my web browser
Spends night with girlfrienD Has tO blow her up the Next morning
Man
Finally found a date The fruit
Prepared enough thanksgiving food for 7 people won't have to cook again for a week
Ask Family for Gift Cards for xmas? Obama Randomly sends coupon
Tries to makes friends on twitter gets called gay
Forever alone party f.a.p.
Reads forever alone memes RealiZe that I reLate to all of them
you date everyone ...but me
Got a cuddle buddy teddy bear
Of courSe I have people over for Halloween Trick or treatErs count
Food is my boyfriend
Cracked a joke nobody cared
Waiting for last girl on earth to arrive Dies in a car crash
Paypal is my only pal
goes on plane to make friends kills thousands of people
Send Friend Request on Facebook Get No Response for 2 months
Mom asks why he doesn't have any friends ''To cool for friends''
buys girl a rose she dates other guy
Alone because You touch your self at night
Driving to the strip club in gta
Couples Hugging contest hugs myself
Finally found memegenerator spends whole making them
Trickster Nobody gets me
Posts 'i'm gay' on own facebook status to make other people think one of his non-existing friends did it
my gf does this cute thing where she pretends not to know me it's so cute
Ask to walk girl home she sucks her teeth and declines
Dies to save millions of people nobody shows up at funeral
CRACKED A JOKE AND NOBODY GAVE A DAMN
one guy one camera
All game saves his teammates from special infected got huntered at the safe room. left 4 dead
Drives to friend oregon Population: Me
The single life chose me I guess
made a new friend today out of clay
Not even CleverBot Wants to Talk To me
Goes somewhere and dresseS nice 0 missed connections
my life didn't choose single single life chose me!
new girlfriend broke up  the second we met
Realizing i was not justin bieber's girl Forever alone
I have a girlfriend named  Hotgirl56 on habbo.com
Still Uses myspace enough said
says he loves dark chocolate and blackberries doesn't say he's impotent anyway
got grounded did'nt make a difference
Uploads a pic of himself gets reported for being a sex offender
xbox gets message can it be? xbox live expired
Looks for cs:go team for a week not even a single reply
STARTS OCARINA OF TIME NAVI NEVER COMES
My girlfriend is amazing she plays this game where she doesnt exist
10 Facebook notifications All game Requests
no mom my girlfriend isn't hiding behind all this toilet paper.
oh god
Invented first   EMOTIVE i.A. REJECTED
da delmo u want
Had one friend on facebook blocked
Journey said ask the lonely no one talks to me
gets a girlfriend dies
just finished my new mini-golf course hope dad doesn't water the lawn before i get to play it
plays mmo's all night alone
i kissed a girl and i liked it than i woke up
hAD A LOCKER PARTNER BUT SHE MOVED AWAY
OVER 9000 FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK ALL SPAM ACCOUNTS
i know my purpose in life change control auditor
Meet best friends on the first day They transfer out the next week
i have lots of friends in my imagination
invites whole school to party with free booze no one shows up
Zombie apocalypse Doesn't get bitten
'its not you
Sees a photo of mine got liked Realizes I was the one who liked it
Me In Ashland
plays sims never had a relationship
meets slender man doesn't get taken
Throws party Not even Good Guy Greg shows up
Asked to be thunder buddies
Open pack of gum no one notices
plays sims 3 still a virgin
I’m in a love relationship with jesus
Sometimes When I Sneeze
Called the hot line no answer
talks to girl on skype is the microphone tester
OPEN FACEBOOK IN BIRTHDAY 0 notifications
*Cute girl mentioned you in a comment* happiest moment for the night
Phone doesn't work for 2 days No new messages when fixed
RECYCLES 'Y U NO' POST THAT HAS 1
class president no one voted for me
all by myself don't wanna live
you are single and take photo's in a toilet where you shit. and to top it off your face is in the ugly ducklin pose. forever alone
responds to 'someone please be my friend' spambot
HEY MOM I MET SOMEONE! HER NAME IS MIcROSOFT ANNA!
PLAYS POKEMON AND WALKS IN TALL GRASS FOR HOURS NO POKEMON BATTLES
WHEN I PLAY UNO I'M A GOOD WINNER AND LOSER
Plays tf2 co-op by himself
be nice t every body and who will be your friend? nobody
trys to fap using memory Blank
Roses are red I made a clone commited suicide
look in the mirror no reflection
I was loved once.... Until my mom kicked me out of the house!
calls sex hotline gets hung up on
wRITES NASA MARS ROVER CODE dOESN'T COMMENT ANY OF IT
get cancer
writes to a lonely hearts club They replied that they are not so lonely
when the weirdest kid in school has a boyfriend & you realize youll be forever alone
my health insurance pays for viagra Now they won't pay for my carpal tunnel
I once tried to show a girl my bone she laughed and walked away
i have a wife and 2 kids on the sims
launches first time whit a parachute instructor leaves
Finally has date With right hand
Has sex with two gorgeous Girls Wakes up
Doesn't answer my text Within 30 seconds Forever alone
i'm sexy no one knows it
Proves good point   too long to read
CREATING MEMES ALL DAY FOREVER ALONE
crush starts texting me first leaves to england
ask her mom why she marry his dad ansewer: 'your fault!'
stay up till 5 playing wow People do crazy things for love
Started a new life today
you're busy? oh i'll just talk to myself
YAY! 5
Never gets a Plus ONE Not even to his own wedding
light flashing on phone ...low battery
you know the best part about making muffins alone? studying for a math test you're going to fail alone
Call the clerk on skype no answer
SEMESTER IS STARTING I GET TO SEE PEOPLE AGAIN
I Love My Wife *My Waifu
adebayor forever a loan
Tries Fails
BlowJobs must be an urban myth
commits suicide no one cares
Makes milkshakes in yard noone comes
Scored 283 in golf won
gets an imaginary girlfriend gets friendzoned
wins at solitaire gives self high five
MAKES A DATE WITH DECOY FROM TO CATCH A PREDATOR GETS STOOD UP
Gets a date fruit
Finally gets a text-message its from mom
Join Game Of Thrones Hub Has nobody to talk about game of thrones with
Find the one true love of his life married
went to a hip hop club with a sign 'i hate niggerz' NO ONE NOTICED
What is love? i don't know...
Watch TGs podcast not make background red
I get texts from telstra...sometimes
bully makes animal related joke gets owned by the kid he's failing at bullying
call me maybe  no !
Asks out the girl with low self-esteem rejected
forever muser
Phone buzzes... out of battery      forever alone
Lights candles so he can set the mood  before having sex with right hand
STARTED HEATED DISCUSSION ABOUT GUNDAM WITH HIMSELF
Creates an e-harmony account gets matched with mom
puts status on facebook no likes
She said she would text me . . . . it`s been 1 year 4 months 2 weeks 5 days & 3 hours
Computer what I'd do without you?
FOLLOWS IRRELEVANT POSTS ON FACEBOOK JUST TO GET SOME NOTIFICATIONS!
Forever  One
l l
going for high-five miss Forver alone
thanks wapda for making candle light dinners a reality
DRESSES UP ON HALLOWEEN JUST TO KNOCK ON HIS OWN DOOR
that sad moment when your ugly friend posts an ugly picture of them and gets more likes than yours
OFFERED FREE DRINKS AND MOVIE NO ONE WANTS THEM
university graduation PARTY NOT INVITED
FINALLY RECIEVES SMS MOM SAYING SHE MADE WRONG NUMBER
ORGANIZES A PARTY IS NOT INVITED
LOGS ON FACEBOOK FOR FIRST TIME IN 2 WEEKS 1 NOTIFACATION
a FRIEND called me in my dreams
JB Forever alone
FB Status: like for a Confession Gets no likes
'hey how are you guys?'' Bye
got i thousand friends on facebook just wait for them to answer my friend request
the awkward moment when you've already said 'what?' three  times and still have no idea what the person said
Buys iphone 4s siri never responds
mom pass away last words: you are adopted
The sad moment when you realize you are the only one of your friends that does not have a girlfriend ANd that you are going to engineering school next 4 years... as a programmer
Gets a text just sim card company
KILLED 100 MEN Still not wanted
lost 50 pounds still no friends
paypal is my only pal
thnx facebook if they didn't create you i wouldn't talk to any one
Woman rings saying 7 days 7 days later she did not come
get a message !! woops
gets new ringtone nEVER HEARS IT AGAIN
GO PLAY A MMORPG NEVER SEE ANYONE ELSE PLAYING
hey i just met you
creates a facebook gets ignored by everyone
Gets Mono From the water fountain
Buys a dating sim Rejected by all the girls
Girl doesnt reply sms facebook messages her friend
Treats your crush nice  friendzoned
Doesn't follow skanky-unic0rn forever dead dash
i LOVE AMERICAN DAD i KNOW THAT YOU COULDN'T IMAGINE
GETS FRIEND INVITE ON FACEBOOK ''NOBODY'' WANTS TO ADD YOU AS A FRIEND
I Threw a Pity Party And no one Showed up
Tell her your feelings
I'LL MARRY A WOMEN WHO DOESN'T LOVE ME FOR MY MONEY
A face a mother doesnt love
CanT FIND ANYOnE TO TEXT To SPENDS HoUR TALKING TO sIRI
I Have A Date Tonight WITH MY BED. WE'RE TOTALLY GONNA SLEEP TOGETHER
Gets a text... To pay phone bill
my friends are all out on dates tonight I'm watching karate kid with my cat
SAW SOMEONE ON WEBCAM TURNED OUT TO BE MY REFLECTION
Im so popular  On sims
All my friends have relationships I have a body pillow
writes sth funny in lots of active forum threads last post
Gives great relationship advice still no girlfriend
banged this girl woke up. forever alone
HAS TEST ON MONDAY ACTUALLY CARES
I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND  BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW
leaves phone PERMANENTLY on silent  never misses a call
goes missing no one notices
Text everyone in contact list Noone replies
www.facebook.com 404
MADE A PARTY EVENT ON FB ONLY ONE ATTENDING
Someone is stalking me? I am so flattered
makes memes about you oh must mean they're cool
i have a girlfriend but shes invisible
Gets asked if attending party Was never INvited
Post get's liked Like's the likers post
i have loads of friends
has an account at match.com screen is still loading
I got Levis
flirting with a hot chick in the sims 3
Makes a status saying how ugly you are everybody likes it
Makes a status saying how ugly you are everybody likes it
Makes a status saying how ugly you are everybody likes it
I almost had a 3some only needed 2 more!
110 days until  you're really this guy
takes out bike indoors oak doesn't say anything
rejected
I made a girl laugh  she loves me!
I joined myspace Tom unfriended me
Birthday No notifications
sends messages to all friends gets no replys
Organizes a party still isnt invited
Kills himself in public nobody cares
Seriel killer murders everyone in town  doesnt even bother looking in my house
liang says hes not talking to me but were in the same skype call
Creates another account to send free gifts to self
found love today page 96 in dictionary
makes laser tag reservations for one
school finished at 2:15 still waiting for mum at 4:30
become college professor just to meet people
My boyfriend is like my mustang i dont have one
1 NEW MESSAGE 'hi from ORANGE...'
Pulls out phone for pretend use on third wheel situations
meets jehovah's witnesses sorry
Sends draw something request that person deletes their draw something account and moves away
Jeff Mullen
got a stripper for birthday time to redecorate
Friend request on Facebook! It's my mother
got plastic surgery
I have a Girlfriend. lets say she's a 'hand'ful.
i dont always go to raids but when i do its date time..
makes eye contact with some people think made some friends already
Asked guy from the geek squad for a job today friend for life
got caught by kony he let me go
Gets double kıll versus bots
gets a girlfriend it was just a bet
spoke with only one person today wrong number
he just bought the i phone 4 siri dosent want to talk to him
texts' girl a nice goodmorning message replies with
why you no be my friend
i tried... FOREVER ALONE
I doNT ALLWAYS GO TO DATES BUT WHEN I DO ITS RAIDING TIME!
I'M IN THE LEAD GETS LAPPED FOR THE SECOND TIME
Gets a hickey From a violin
I'm dating my science journal for archival purposes
Asks someone to prom Its his mom
wants to bond is a noble gas
Tells a joke In an empty chat
i got a cat today it ran away a couple of hours after i got it
Leaves the job no one cares
had a blue berry nobody called always forever alone
called friend  was a dream
Forever alone  Happily
Told everyone that my name was Dae-Hee They still call me dae-whee
Has 900+ friends Doesn't talk to any
ask girl to prom never see her again
greece forever  a  lone
Shares link on facebook has 0 friends
Ring And Suit Ready for haloween
Call your best friend  Your phone rings
subcribes to yahoo newsletter just to have a message on the inbox
doesn't have a girlfriend
has house and wife ...in skyrim
W4 Exemption worksheet 'Filing Alone'
i'm handsome my mom told me so.
partner up for class only friend is with someone else
calls 911 no answer
forever  alone
see's hot girl from work walk into elevator ...takes the stairs
When i make a status nobody likes it
girl you like sends message *i love you* wrong person
Sleeps in girl's room he once had a crush on close enough
Gets a boner from hugs
survives zombie apocalypse ignored by zombies
come too early on a late-start day none of your friends are at school
copies highly popular meme gets negative votes
loses virginity woke up
He's Asked if he's single Replies: No
Makes dinner for two so I don't have to cook tomorrow
going to the club nobody wants to dance
Get to cuddle with nikki tonight nikki is the name of my pillow
left messgae on own machine
One new follower on twitter pornbot
People ask me for my number But they are really trying to steal my math answers
Thanks hershey kisses I finally got my first 'kiss'
Won the mega millions lottery girls still ignore me
Change contact name to 'giRilfriend' Text myself all day
receives new text message on phone its a t-mobile advert
Facebook status says 'in a relationship' Tell people it's an april fool's joke
THINKS HE'S FULL OF FRIENDS THEN WAKES UP IN HIS BED
says he found the love of his life it's april fools day
brags about never bothering with having a birthday party real reason: Too afraid no one will show up
gets forever alone guy tattoo forever an idiot
clicks on relationship article  someday...
Pays bills at at&t doesn't have at&t
saw grandma aT THE MALL WE SHARED AN AWKWARD GLANCE
just got dumped by my grandmother
I'm not waiting on a lady I'm just waiting on a friend
April Fool's Day No one to troll
has unlimited minutes and text has no friends.
hotmail notification dings! message from hotmail staff
gets dumped
Buys a Ferbie To talk to
Xbox live ran out today FOREVER NO GOLD
get a letter in the mailbox not for me
i love friday night parties i get all my homework done before the weekend really starts
reserved a booth for four lots of legroom
FRIENDS SPEND HOURS TO MAKE BIRTHDAY CAKE Declines it
FIRST TIME TALKING WITH A GIRL FROM CUSTOMER SERVice
iMMORTALHD IS... FOREVER ALONE
sees girl facebook stalks her
owns link to the past on gba never played four swords
my girlfriend is as real as february 30th there isnt one.
buys walkie talkie have no friend to play with
Roses are red
STalks Self
21st birthday spends all day signing up for websites without lying about age
I'll open my eyes I've got something inside  I'LL JUST JACK OFF IN MY ROOM UNTIL THEN
creating consecutively memes forever alone
she replys k i read k i love you
keeping it classy since ...well nevermind. Whitney
Makes a Twitter Account cant follow anybody
Calls girlfriend that i don't have
fACEBOOK fRAPED dID IT TO MY OWN PAGE
Goes on skype No one calls her
meme has 50 upvotes still empty inside
im going for gws this year
hot date tonight with sinclair library
sees guy masturbating on chat roulette guy disconnects
i just made a new friend his name is talking tom
Says 'I love you' to his crush she din't hear him
GOES TO ADOPT DOG DOG CHOOSES Euthanasia
Saulius forever alone
never seen a relationship request on facebook Forever ALOne
Forever Alone
Goes on omegle everyone disconnects
she doesn't like my memes life ends here
only asks you get on tumblr are anonymous (from yourself)
Gets a text turns out to be provider
Wants to have passionate sex with four guys 'But I just want to watch'
Looks in mirror sees no reflection
3 new updates on facebook there all games..
one notification on facebook 'would you like to join farmville?'
cuests couples <3 on facebook?? I may have heard about it
gets invited to play an online game has a mac
i get excited over a text  finds out its from verizon
Incoming call! wrong number
the guy i liked called me a cat lady i dont like cats
omg i gotta tell all my friends hey mom guess what? :d
One status like on facebook it's my own
Facebook high school reunion event! No Invite
Gets a text message it's from the cell phone provider
Only beta ever got into was wow forever alone
Loses phone for a year still no texts
Finds true love true love gets hit by a truck
'I saw boobs last night..' '...Need to lose that chin fat'
I made the mistake of making sandwich jokes in front of women
gives girl cell # she never texts you
LOST GIRL OF DREAMS FOREVER ALONE
FOREVER ALONE IN PROFILE PICTURE
I NEVER KNOW WHAT YOU MEAN
.... 'no will read anyway'
Opens safari Home page is youporn
memegenerator.net read all memes
make quality post on tumblr it gets no notes.
He said that my story was cool :')
'Like for a rate' Likes but never gets rated
HEY  Yeah you. i have no friends
PLAYS 'TRUTH IS' NO ONE LIKES IT.
Gets excited over text finds out it's from phone company
20 degrees outside but playin lol Forever alone lvl 9000
Plays saints row spends 1 hour customizing character to match dream girlfriend
Forever alone people Talking to cleverbot
Diablo III Come to me.... my love
Goes online regularly to talk to cleverbot
See'S GIRLS CHASING A BOY CALLS THEM STUPID. WISH'S HE WAS BEING CHASED.
When you realize Valentines day is approaching
Crack Proudly supporting the hood since 1977
Class of 30 students partners up no partner
makes a facebook no one to friend
Let's do it
create meme you are the first of your friends who 'like's it
I'M BEAUTIFUL JUST ASK MY MOMMY!
gets girlfriend loses phone forever alone
use a usas with frags forever alone
Makes a reservation at fancy RESTAURANT  for one
she touched me i 'll grow old together
THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU SIT IN CLASS AND EACH AND EVERYONE EXCEPT YOU STANDS UP AND SINGS HAPPY BIRTHDAY
hires prostitute no virginity loss.
Takes out gum in school no one trys to get a piece.....
Wakes up in aperture all test subjects are dead
Friday night? fap fap fap
sends a mass text... dosent get a reply back
When i look myself in the mirror theres no reflection
observes snails making sex for her ee never kissed a boy
Likes own status then comments
Plays air hockey no one on other side of table
makes a funnystatus only mom 'likes'
when i was kid i played games with mirror
Friend forces me to come to meeting The one Friend isn't there
New shirtless pic on facebook Mom and brother are the only people to like it
Sees funny meme can't wait to show mom in the morning
Send text message to yourself
GoEs To my friends house no one was there
Whenever I walk into a building  Everyone else walks out
Kony forgot to KIDNAP me forever alone
ALMOST GOT LAID LAST NIGHT THEN I WOKE UP
Gets on X-Box Live 'trying to find match' for 3 hours
ahh! you get a call on your cell phone finds out it's just a tele-marketer
I GOT A GIRLFRIEND MY RIGHT HAND ON A FRIDAY NIGHT
Took a girl to dinner and a movie shakes my hand good night
had an awesome day with the gal of my life later mom
My pal my self
leave home return alone
TA tells you to find a partner to work a calculus problem with ...
I'm always invited to parties... on xbox
Win a romantic dinner for two take my mom
gOes to mylife.com 0 people are searching for you
Has condom in dresser it goes stale
Buys 2 tickets to movie goes alone
Gets a job fired by mom
Favourite Position? Whats 69? just know 9
go to gym
My phone finally vibrated *low battery*
Goes to a party leaves in 20 minutes
logs into facebook and has one notification Farmville request
if a tree falls in a forest AND NO ONE IS AROUND TO HEAR IT
sara is online
'i love spooning' collects spoons
Hot girl posts 'lms if you wanna text.' Clicked 'like'... Wait hours For a response
Share post on facebook create two accounts to like it
Stuck in food line My friends table is full
drew a hand on my thumb and the rest of the body of a stickman on my palm so that when i moved my thumb it waved at me...
sex: never
my hand cheated on me
buy 2 xbox controllers so i can charge one up whilst playing with the other
MeMes Inside jokes for people who have no friends with whom to have real inside jokes
Tries to drive to girls house after party ends up sleeping with hobo in detox instead
Bought a valentine's gift saved it for next year.. maybe?
offers friend ride rides alone
paypal i pay for my pals
Reach #1 in all time 1v1 has nobody in real life that would care
Wiped out with the dinosaurs Forever a-bone
Friends didnt go to school today go to library for lunch
Has a girlfriend in world of warcraft
gets laid.. off by his own mother
upgrades to an iphone 4s with siri so i'll have someone to talk to
Hangs out with girl SHe starts dating another guy next week
Buys 2lb bag of sweethearts eats entire bag after valentines day
yay i have a notification on facebook ha it was me i commented my own photo
Has a date with... Palmala Handerson
Not even tom wants to be my friend  on myspace
builds self confidence by generating memes online
Forever alone? Forever available
lexapro causes lack of sex drive doesn't matter DOESN'T get laid
Dislikes his own meme forever alone
In Elevator with two hot girls hear them say
throws birthday bash no one shows up
gets nervous about buying first adult single bed
Thought someone called your name They didn't
makes post about being alone no one replys
HEY BRO HAVE YOU EVER HEARD OF THIS THING CALLED A 'ME-ME'?
likes own meme
krafts singles even they have people that love the
Crush on a Girl Never Tells Her Dies Alone
Gets excited when a girl texts you She was actually trying to text your little brother
24 month phone contract now i can play angry birds
Sends forever alone meme to friend no reply
Buys Condoms 4 years ago Still no use
voted for ralph nader
Finishes call of duty map on multiplayer 0 kills
works at call center plays minesweeper all day
goes waterskiing sinks
lives in australia drinks fosters
Two hot chicks on you they were both made into great omlettes
says good morning to teachers no reply
If it wasn't for facebook... ...nobody would        remember my birthday...
aFTER tHE END OF THE WORLD. hAS MOST FOOD LEFT.    sTILL NO ONE CAME.
Told to find a tour partner odd number on tour
Your boyfriend carpOols with two blondEs You ride home with your mom and bRother
gets banned        off facebook too many unanswered        friend requests
Hears plege of ALLEGIANCE on anouncments only one that stands up
black asian
Cell phone Contacts Voicemail and mom
When in doubt Whip it out
Got txt message Mom:Get some milk
Checks schedule after closing shift gets locked in store
parents are away studies all summer
gets a boner doesn't have any hands
threw a dog a stick Never came back
home alone: house party me and my dog
only mail i get is spam and death threats still wait expectantly for the delivery truck
I'VE GOT FRIENDS ALL NINE VOLUMES
Just created another twitter account to follow myself
Likes lms No post on wall
Laid down hot space girl in mass effect 2
too hot to live with  boyfriend who  wants to be a fireman
Someone favorited my content oh
tweet about ipads to get @ replies from bots
Having a poke war With my mom
2-player game returns
gets raped by a toy
goes in the common room surrounded by cuddling couples
Still virgin didn't send on chain letters
This is what John oliva looks like . . . on a good day
lives sad life
my awesome pwnage team One man team
HFA Free Agent Never got signed
HAS oovoo account no contacts
had a lucid dream ran everywhere to find crush
has huge lips girls run away
got laid to rest a virgin
refresh e-mail still nothing.
Married to studies mainly because no one has ever tried to change that
Gets call from crush 'oops
chat girl on facebook she logs out
valentines day is just like christmas..  spending time alone doing nothing
spend my life on internet wife doesn't get memes
brings valentines flowers delivers to self
wANTS TO MEET MORE WOMEN IN COLLEGE EVERY CLASS AT DISCOVERY PARK
I must go now... telemarketers may be wanting to call me
so alone there's no top text
Girl staring at you. Then notices you. 'haha Sorry
15% of women bought flowers for themselves this valentine's day
Best friend says she loves me but text was meant for her boyfriend
We're not alone oh
Buys pet dog runs away
do You wanna be my valentine? No? okay
has Hot date on saturday going to mission:improvable
got orange wednesday code didn't need it
opens new pack of gum in class no one wants
vALENTINES DAY. CHALLENGE ACCEPTED! They don't accept reservations with cats
'Nevermind I'll find...' *sing* forget it...
my friends are like an xbox i dont have an xbox
my girlfried is like an xbox i dont have an xbox
Best friend says she wants to be ur grilfriend cheats on you the entire time
Inbox [1]  Spam
Becoming great artist.   Dying inside.
my birthday with friends no one shows up
revives teammate in battlefield 3 declines revive
generating memes by my self forever alone
Create facebook status wishing everyone the best of luck with the coming of valentine's day No likes
buys big box of valentine chocolates at store really just for himself
girl sits on my table at the library sHe wants it
went to a prostitute she didn't accept the money
have 2 xbox play mw3 with self
Gets rejecte from financial aid Forever a-loan
Wears UTSA SHIRT Forever Alone
Plays words with friends against the cpu
Not present in school No one realized that she is absent
Im Bored Gonna Troll on FB
poops pants on the subway forever alone
I'm the only one who... likes my facebook status
gets valentine's day card in the mail addressed to his dead grandmother
The difference between most engineering men and a CALENDAR? calendar has a date!!!
I was kissing someone in my sleep I woke up and found out it was my pillow
called 911 no one answered
Will you be my first myspace friend?
Fantasize about having sex... your imaginary partner only consents because they feel sorry for you.
wait
Libertarian anti-feminist
No
gets in-game mail!!!! from NPC.
WON A HUGE LOTTO JACKPOT STILL IGNORED AT STRIP CLUBS
2 weeks of vacation without internet zero notifications on facebook
made footlong cheese sandwich
tell joke twice because you think no one hears it they call you on it
Guy finally asks for my number never actually receive text from him ever
makes facebook rp account  no one wants to rp
the worst thing when in college you can't go home even the time has arrives
receives a text at night... wRong send
asked dr for prostate exam he said no
Asks who is out tonight No-one Answers
isn't my pet so cute?  I will post again in a few days... in case you forgot
finally got married on skyrim
Human Centipede? The more the merrier
I'll never get dumped unless my arm gets cut off
ACTA destroys internet forever alone
Find cute girl on facebook 'in a relationship'
Plays MAd libs Alone
send text  message to self don't receive it
had potential to make friends in swtor but then he told an arrow to the knee joke
she left three years ago still laugh at in-jokes
Open a google document twice chat with yourself
you only grow when you are alone 'paul newman' i already max an evolution
Tried having a conversation with word paperclip the pc shut down
I finally got a kiss on valentines day thanks
forever alone not for long
invites people to superbowl party goes bowling alone
From Friendzoned to familyzoned
PLays terran realises hes not korean
going to play hon joins matchmaking alone
yawns to make everyone else yawn no one else yawns
gets hundreds of thumbs up on meme made hundreds of accounts
Friday night plans? reading comics
UR ADOPTED
spends all day trying to make funny memes has nothing else to live for
Gabriel Carcia MArquez One Hundred Years of Solitude
Even Andy Carrol Scored in 2012 Fernando Torres - Forever Alone
NOTHING RHYMES WITH ORANGE iT'S PROBABLY LONELY
Know whos Yao Ming is have to much time for research
wants to marry ingame has to pay 15k toll
receives a text google reminder
Relationshipstatus Single and it's complicated
I love my girlfirend... on sims 3
makes facebook status and gets one like from self
gets Facebook message from cute girl ASKING YOU TO DO her 10 thousand word PROJECT FOR HER WITH NOTHING IN RETURN
I hate my wife typo life
LEAVING BRITNEY ALONE SO AM I
YOUNG HOT WOMEN NEMESIS
Sings along to love song on radio doesn't know   what  words mean
skyped coworkers 'Lunch time?? :D' coworkers are already gone
Writes text I find interesting on Msn Person replies ':p'
TAgs himself On His Profile pic
sign against the law sopa the page not count my signature
At least one person upvoted me
try to make a joke about luxos having no folklore can't even spell tchantch&#232;s right
No one comes on my party Forever alone
WAS INVITED TO 10 events in the past month 10 people got new cell phones
NO GIRLFRIEND? NO PROBLEM
FINALLY GETS SNAKE BITES NO ONE FOR MILES TO SEE THEM
KIlls self as a statement even the priest doesn't attend funeral
Invites to party and game goes offline
the battery of my phone lasts 9 days forever alone
I got a fish it drowned
girl @Mentions me on twitter   twifey <3
derpina I MADE TEA
phone vibrates needs charger
Drop soap in prison shower Still forever Unboned
saturday-artsy-nights alone
my boyfriend does this thing where he doesnt know hes my boyfriend its so cute
talks trash in sc2 to the a.i.
googles how to buy weed answer is 'through contacts'
Asked if invited to derps party Didnt know they're having one
WEAR A NECKLACE
PLAYS MARIO PARTY ALONE LOSES TO CPU
friend zoned until senior year freshman girlfriend cheats on you
Left Phone at home 0 missed calls
Has a Friend Is Ashamed by BEING Seen with you
CALL A GIRL SHE DOESn'T RESPOND
Spelled 'Rest in piece' on gravestone never corrected
make fake facebook profil be in arelationship  whit it
got an email was just publicity
Plays teemo has no self respect
THread ignored HOPES BUMPING WILL HELP
RECEIVE TEXT MESSAGE ITS FROM YOUR NETWORK
writes a blog post no one cares
friendzone? dont have that problem
offers to marry woman for citizenship turns herself in to ins
graduated principal didnt say my name
Saved 60% on restaurant bill Didn't get a second date
Once i woke up with 17 texts they were all off twiter and my network provider...
New message battery 100% loaded
New year's eve no one to kiss at midnight
... happy new year...
New year's eve
open new apple account then check email they didnt send you one
Longest ever skype call was 3 minutes Waiting for them to answer
Celebrated new year's eve in a hooter's
I got a kiss at midnight on new years  from my golden retriever
2012 and so on...
play too much skyrim forever alone
yay
NEW YEAR'S EVE COUNTDOWN TO KissIng The Cat
Have long hair
I kNow I aM alone
TELLS ALL THE RIGHT ANSWERS IN THE EXAM NO ONE CARES
MY MOM SAYS I'M COOL FOREVER ALONE
buys iphone 4s siri doesn't talk to him
I LOST IN VEGAS !
Watching `home alone` home alone
Leaves Facebook on no one hacks you
i've been alone with you inside my mind in my dreams i've kissed your lips a thousand times
play counter strike  only with bots
INSTALLS MINECRAFT FOREVER ALONE
If this is rock
3 followers on twitter all spambots
check facebook every 30 minutes dont talk to anyone
LIKES GIRL SHE WONT HAVE SEX WITH HIM BECAUSE SHE KNOWS HE'LL GET CLINGY
No luck with girls Talks to best mates girlfriend
I'll always be alone
tags himself in facebook post one new notification!
Update fb status no likes
I'm Casper.. After OJ
jizzed on beautiful model last night was on page 8
buys birthday present For his own birthday
most inanimate objects should have names since they are my only friends
HAS A GIRLFRIEND IS IMAGINARY
i had friends on xbox live... until they figured out i was meant to be for ever alone
Help Girl get job moves away for job
No girlfriend to make me a sandwich
Creates a Facebook account realize you have no friends
i broke up or shall i say i broke my hand
drunk text person you like realize you weren't drunk enough to excuse the stupidity
buys 18 pack of bud light lime 21 year old friends mom throws it out
i love my best friend too bad he lives inside a mirror...
ONLY CHAT HE HAD CLEVERBOT
Tried to join Guilds at wow all denied
HACKED MOM AND POSTED 'I LOVE YOU. <3' ON MY WALL Liked it.
i MADE 2 FACEBOOK ACCOUNTS; SO WHEN I SAY HI TO SOME ONE ATLEAST I LL REPLY
when ever i call some one i put it on unknown number;  cuz when people see my name the hang up.
i used to have a friend then i took an arrow to the knee
sorry no christmas this year santa is in my basement tied up see i do have friends
Orders xl party pizza leftovers for days
holidays started still posts meme pics in ia forum
think you made clever post gets no notes
Cute girls adds me on facebook she's in a relationship
your only friend on fb died at lest they wont delete you
friend walks in while fapping just keep on going
what is the meaning of love and the meaning of bieng friendzoned
Happy Birthday to me
buy m&m in party size eat alone
The talking clock hung up on me
Found my phone after a month
lost in iran Forever a drone
someones finally came to my house!! on sims 3
ASKS YOU TO GO WITH HIM TO THE MARRIAGE BOOTH AND TAKE HIS PHOTO AS THE PRIEST
forever low priority
Enter on a level play alone
two badass guy went to your house forever home alone
unfriended on facebook by my dog
Post cryptic message on facebook no comments and likes
GETTING NEW FRIEND... WAS MY GRANDMA
BUY EX-GIRLFRIEND CHRISTMAS PRESENT IN HOPES TO GET BACK TOGETHER CHANGE NAME ON CARD TO SISTER'S
All I want for christmas is you
Create Group for losing phone Get numbers i never had!
Employers need references? Guess i'm going to be unemployed
BUY EX-GIRLFRIEND CHRISTMAS PRESENT CHANGE NAME ON CARD TO SISTER'S
When at party send a text to yourself makes it look like you're talking to someone...
be alone at home be alone
ZP FOrever Šaloun
DATE CANCELS TO GO TO THE HAIRDRESSERS. AT 7PM
Ask Siri a question .........
Boyfriend rides bikes? Forever alone
one straight guy in theater still doesn't score
saw bruce almighty
HIDDUKEL SPEAKS BUT NOBODY ANSWERS FOREVER ALONE
AM I THE ONLY ONE? YES YOU ARE...
turns email spam filter off day 7 - inbox still empty
Never receives Calls Forgot what my ringtone is
post an update get -1 likes
is called by the same number twice it was a phone salesman
513 friends on facebook all are busy
Forever alone
wants  scumbag steve for a friend
bUYS COOKIE DOUGH labeled 'fUN FOR THE WHOLE PARTY' A party OF ONE.
GOT MARRIED TODAY IN SKYRIM
CAlls for phone sex girl hangs up
WHEN YOU DATE 2 GIRLS IT'S TWOSOME
BUYS ENGAGEMENT RING FOR ANALOG STICK
the hardest essay i ever wrote was... 'friend'
STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT
Gets in car accident on lookers don't help
brand new belt! Old one couldn't support my body weight
My Pokemon Are My Friends
Somebody loves me my mom
Finally got a boyfriend he's in serbia...
say yes to every facebook event spend all night on redtube
i have a notification on facebook and is a game request
Become a popular meme other memes are jealous and ignore you
smiles at goldfish goldfish starts to frown
excited for tonight mom cleaned sheets
Wave at pretty girl she's waving at guy behind me
no man is an island i am an exception to the rule by the way
Everyones phone lasts for hours Mine lasts 5 days
invited to birthday party by mistake
LMS FOR FIRST IMPRESSION ...
Log in to vindictus no npcs
Leave phone turned off for a week makes no difference
Prepares easy job explanation is never asked what job is
make memes pretend you're cool
Lab partner is a Girl doesn't come to class
Fap to the thought of just holding a girl
tu comprends jamais  FOREVER INCOMPRIS
Inbox (1) it's from spotify...
applebees curb side
Oh my god a fb notification  'mom has poked you'
enter in facebook chat no one talks to him
GOT A CONDOM NO CHANCE TO USE IT
Has a relationship status on Facebook with someone living on the other side of the planet
forever  cologne
Not sure what a meme is Nobody To tell me
Got on facebook got back off
THEY SAY I HAVE NO FRIENDS BUT I HAVE ALL 10 SEASONS ON BLU-RAY
My girlfriend loves me too bad she doesn't exist
Thanksgiving just a friendly reminder how alone you are
quits job still wants to hang out
iPhone 4s talk to me!!!!! ~No.
Pretend to go for a nap sit in the dark crying
standing in front of automatic doors nothing happens
Sees a mildly attractive teacher goes to the toilet and faps
buys iphone 4s Siri ignores me
*user online on skype* *only echo test*
Leave computer with facebook open in class no one facerapes you
I don't like people But i feel so alone
Buys dog dog runs away
Emi why you no love me!?!
I'm a lonely boy I gotta love that keeps me waiting
Birds Gather around you Realize they only want your food
I Make The Milkshakes no boys come to the yard!!
WHO WANTS TO SLEEP IN MY BED ........
Make usb facebook notification led no messages or notifications to test it
Absent from Class No one noticeS
Make a post on tumblr o notes
play online games zero FRIENDLIST online
get skyrim ignore quests and get married for attention
opens gum nobody asks for it
without mmb we are nothing
I HAVE ONE FRIEND ON FACEBOOK MY Other profile
TODAY I GOT A GIRLFRIEND IN THE SIMS
i now have a friend on facebook it's my dead grandma
I asked cleverbot if he loved me
has 50 facebook friends no one ever calls
Tiffany Why u so sexy?
Friends out drinking skyrim!!!
PLayed Cityville for days lost mayoral election
Robert De Niro will be Forever Capone
Talks with colleagues They dont give a shit
PLAYS AN MMORPG DOES EVERY QUEST ALONE
best looking guy in the burns unit
Gets skyrim excited to play with online friends realizes is not MMO
Gets Mention From himself
it's an inside joke With myself
Checks Facebook after vacation no notifications
Girl gave me number! It was temporarily out of service
Girl wants to follow me on twitter camgirl
i can't wait to go hunting in skyrim
hash tag hash tag hash tag hash tag
Buys Modern Warfare 3 on 360 Friends Playing Battlefield 3 on PC
Make recruiting topic no one applies
James to tracey bond we have all the time in the world
The Kennedy's
tries to attract asian girl gets a smoothie dumped on my head
ran behind a car got exhausted
Happy birthday to me
forever alone might as well go to meatspin.com
leave britney FOREVEr ALONE
your life is like my wallet  empty
Create Fu Comic for Radza He didnt Answer
Recieves Rejection Letter from job  flattered they noticed
Buy queen bed More space for me
I love MmoS Unless it's not everquest
UPLOADS BEST PICTURE EVER ON FACEBOOK nO BODY LIKES IT
Hear Phone Vibrating It's not yours
'DO YOU WANT TO COME TO MY PARTY ?' SHE FORGOT TO TELL ME WHERE AND WHEN
'COMe asap! it's an emergency!' nobody's coming
I have a license to kill
Get's Invited to FB Event Then UnInvited
ADAM NICCUM .............Enough said.............
Relationship status: single 0 likes
pissed you forgot your phone all day come home. no missed alerts.
Put a video up on facebook.... 0 likes
HAVE A GIRLFRIEND LOL JK
Phone vibrates in pocket tight pants accidentally turned it off
still on friendster
throws party at all inclusive resort at the nicest hotel in mexico no one comes
david and moe flirt with 2 girls david gets both girls
playing cards with my friends tonight solitaire
Oh
Send free gifts to your friends on farmville! ignore
My halloween costume was awesome No one recognized me
50 new texts Twitter Updates
All REDDIT links purple SPEND HALLOWEEN REFRESHING FRONT PAGE
mirror on the wall you're my only friend
stuck in tree forgot cell phone
had an awesome date with a girl i'm sorry piggy bank
the only thing i bang my ex-wife's door
Forever alone WITH SCARY BROCK
Orders pizza throws rest away
WANTS TO GO TO HOOKERS HAVE NO MONEY
I will never get with any of you
Create group call on skype with 4 ppl nobody answers
Send out text to self no response
know stuff no-one else does have no-one to tell
Wears axe spray
MY ENTIRE LOVE LIFE: FAP FAP FAP
see your photo in a popular internet meme you blinked
nO TUMBLR FOLLOWERS? FOREVER UNKNOWN
Talking to Siri ignores me
New friend on facebook thanks for accpeting mom
facebook friend request from kip drordry
im texting my grandma..
1 NEW NOTIFICATION SOMEONE WANTS ME TO PLAY INTERNET SCRABBLE FASTER
my phone died cant check stocks
I'M GLAD MOON DOESN'T LOOK LIKE THIS
Change relationship status to ' in a relationship' put no name to make people think you have a girlfriend.
SIGNED UP FOR MY FAVS ON MY PHONE ALL ARE MOMS DIFFERENT PHONE NUMBERS
makes joke about real life being like a movie not lying
its like theres a party in my mouth
It's summer vacation... Forever at home
TELL ME WHY IM ON MY OWN IF THERES A SOULMATE FOR EVERYONE
2 new text messages from chacha
siri my new best friend
forever unemployed
get status liked by girl jack off with her profile picture
g&#246;r 11 m&#229;naders v&#228;rnplikt ha mindre soldatutbildning &#228;n gmu:are
sarcastically be called 'sexy' by a guy sniffle sadly and wipe nose on pillow
want to sleep than i can dream about friends
ONLY PLAYS MULTIPLAYER GAMES aLWAYS PLAYS ALONE
always talking about girlfriend no one ever met her
Vegas baby
i phone 4s
yOU HAVE A STALKER? i wish i had one
11 Followers on tumblr 5 are spambots
Saturday night sitting in basement
creates new thread has to bump
everyday im suffering
not talking to me answer anyway
will u marry me? so we can be forever alone
Meet girl at party forget her name
I HAVE A DOUBLE BED CUDDLING WITH BLANKET
power outage cry
no one talking on facebook
Eats dog shit for a dare with friends. They play spin the bottle right after.
registered on facebook for 7 years still no friend
Are you forever alone?   NO. Particles collide all the time
TELLS A JOKE NO ONE LAUGHs
Decided not to ask out clara Forever Alone
joins game everyone leaves
DOG FALLS ASLEEP BEFORE YOU DO fOREVER ALONE
DISCUSSION NOT ABOUT APPLE PRODUCTS. TURN IT INTO ONE.
Make new friend at work he brings up religion
Best friends are closer to each other than to you You were the one who introduced them to each other
BEING IN A RELATIONSHIP DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL COMPLETE food does <3
103 people online going to bed cause nobody talks to you
GIRL PROMISES TO MESSAGE ON FACEBOOK DON'T HAVE ONE
checks facebook- no new messages refreshes page- no new messages
Get phone call wrong number
table for one
Bought A New kitty it ran away
went online didn't matter
getting a message on facebook I have a friend
tell love of life to call when she get's the chance still waiting
no pictures with friends luckily im good with photoshop
hot date tonight with a box of tissues
make new image be the first and only to like
has a girlfriend
phone dies didn't charge it for 3 weeks
got married to a great woman thanks sims 3
who needs a relationship? I sure don't.  Nope.
i have two bites of bubblegum left one for me and another for myself
Gets Invitation to party Neighbor's address
Facebook friend count: 1 Mom
make a forever alone meme I am the only one to plus it
Have girl over for dinner leave wank rag by computer
no one to talk to begins hoarding puppets. forever alone.
send message on fb chat
FRIDAY NIGHT SPEND IT PLAYING TETRIS
i just had sex... its a song. forever alone
eat ice cream all day forever alone
make forever alone meme and post it on tumblr only likes and no reposts
Propose new jobs bill not a single congressman endorses it
why are girls so complex? i give up
Phone rings at 2 A.M. 'This is an important message that could help you lower your credit rating'
block facebook for a month
Buys new doorbell never hears it
I'M NOT FOREVER ALONE i JUST HAVE A FAT FACE LIKE HIM
respond to numbers event then text person days later they reply: 'who's this?'
WAtch the ring tape  samara doesnt show up
NEW facebook notification Your friend needs a chicken in farmville!
Wake up in the morning feeling like... alone
asks me for my facebook never hear from her again
ate last cookie forever alone
made a lot of memes for guy she likes no response
puttin a condom on.. less mess to clean up
open  a pack of gum in class Temporary HAVE Friends
kick in nuts finally women touches me
doing groups of 2 in 11 ppl class forever alone
PARTY IN MY PANTS NO ONE CAME
return from vacation no new messages
CONNOR Y U STALKER?
doin' mosh to dubstep no one around me for 4 metres
Appear offline for a few hours so they think i have a social life
Event Is CANCELLED Don't find out until you're there alone
girl add you on facebook cuz she feels sorry for you
*Pokes someone* *doesn't get poke back*
Ask hot girl for her phone number gives you number of drycleaner
Alone? Yep
eric moots is forever alone
PLAYING SAN ANDREAS SINGLE PLAYER FOREVER ALONE
people lauging. i start. they stop.
Aristid Lindenmayer is my hero forever A-[-L+O]+[+N-e]
prof: 'kay kids
Hot girl walks into my room To talk with my roommate
'BRB' she said still waiting
Reserves dinner for two needs space for coat
Friendzone? maybe one day
Hot guy/girl approaches trying to sell me stuff
No friends to take pictures of me Oh wait
MY DADS B'DAY TODAY BUT I DONT HAVE A DAD!
post witty status. no one likes it  roomate posts same witty status. million likes
hot? Prolly not me
Macaulay Culkin forever at home
I put out For jesus
Cal States started school forever alone for 2 weeks
YSPilots and ricm
No one PC me on Palringo FOREVER ALONE
lose 20 pounds in the summer no one notices
my new best friend! i know everything about him His name is cleverbot
date says movie theater is closed
make friendship
Write status about swimming
I lurk meme generator
PEDRO PINTO Forever alone
A letter from bill! oh... a bill letter
I finally got a friend  it was my ventriloquist-doll
Send a message to a  friend... What friends?
I get the best feeling in the world when you say hi to me because I know even if just for a second
get a tumblr no friends
Having a milkshake with 2 straws in it makes drinking it faster.
skylord jasper forever alone
Go To School Everyone Graduated last year
David Aguirre
you hear someone say your name
Charlotte Molke
Have a rats tail  forever alone
have birthday no party
Someone called! low battery alert
ok acne you have defeated me
i'm screaming out love songs To my cat
NYC banned texting while walking? no one to text anyway
family sitting at picnic table. Sits down
My name negative And i am not fat
wAits for text on facebook never answers
hurricane katia forever cyclone
playing peekaboo in the mirror
Y Cant U Tell Me
Looking in the mirror see no reflection
I love my wife typo *wifi
Gets Engaged to love of life Cheats next day with left hand
FOREVER  beta 1.7.3
Has All the pokemon except the ones that need to be traded to evolve
'one' IS THE  lonlıest number
Roadtrip to my hometown forever alone
ate a potatoe in public Now im a freak
50 facebook friends online no one messages back
It's MLG tonight watching starcraft
sees a girl gets rejected before talking
Delete Facebook No One Notices
go on chat roulette ...looking for friends
go on 4chan reply to my own threads
Your conversational partner has disconnected. FOREVER ALONE
Listen to Drum&Bass Arena podcast in bed
I grief on singleplayer my name is partofteamavo
GEts featured on Tumblr radar no new followers
My best friend is No one
Go on chat Oh
Listening to hot neighbor girl have sex with her boyfriend fap
Nothing beats A nice hot dinner by yourself
she said
Have no friends play with dog instead
FINALLY GONNA TRY OUT THAT NEW RESTAURANT AND WATCH A MOVIE AFTER WITH MY MOM
i get my first friend request on facebook after using it for five years
Hey
got a bluetooth car kit for my iphone nobody calls
Party all night on the sims
I'll go to the restaurant with my GF after hangin' out with my homies. Oh...it's morning..I just woke up.
Peer pressure? sounds like fun
Hanging out with friends who are cuter than me no one talks to me forever alone
i just had sex with my cellphone
people coming towards life press button repeatedly forever alone
Make Account on facebook make second one to add to friends list
out of town while All friends partying together oh wait
In soviet russia Alone is forever you
i climbed a mountain just to hear my own echo. no one replied.
go to youtube post video   wait three months no veiws
Swaim has a college degree! ...yet to be hired
find condom in drawer expiration date has expired
subscribe to spam so i always get emails forever alone
Party hard. high expectations forever alone
My old Profile is my only friend on facebook Forever Alone
Goes online in facebook chat to own second account
. . .
Washing dishes is easy when it's just for one person.
Make important Google Plus Post get no replies Wil Wheaton posts about tacos
EVERYONE fINDS OUT ABOUT YOUR RECENT SUICIDE ATTEMPT ON THE NEWS FUTURE OUTLOOK LOOKS GREAT
i was sad and went to drink to a pub in world of warcraft
ask bank for money never a loan
My name is Patrick creamer
I Play BASS
ffffffffff forever alone
You wish a happy birthday to something on Facebook He likes every publication except yours.
READ FOREVER ALONE CARTOONS DONT KNOW IF LAUGH OR CRY
Phone Vibrates  Low Battery
I HAVE NO GIRLFRIEND BIRTHDAY FOREVER ALONE
all ways watching  all ways
Doesn't want to boost with other gamers buys second console
girl gives you her number number of a local pizza shop that isn't even open
got robbed last night it's the first time i've had people over in months!
GOT A HUNDRED E-MAILS FROM SPAMMERS
One Facecbook notification Game invite
i was rejected From myspace
crashed mountain bike
died in a car crash off the side of a busy highway body never found
hopping to be the oldest virgin dies at 76
Waitress touches shoulder i love her
I have so many friends My friends are tears
Rejoins wow to play with troops They all play diablo
My favorite bird? the swallow
looks in boo radley's knothole finds bird shit
need trade buddy for some pokemon guess i won't be catchin'em all
has kidney transplant gets rejected
I have friends  i just havent made any yet
forever alone guy everyone likes his selfies with words at the top and bottom
deletes facebook account feels like he died
terms of service forever alone
receives new chat MeetMe social safety
GOES TO BEACH  OCEAN DOESN'T WAVE
console players be like why my friends play pc
go to 9gag 4 memes gets troled xd
MEMORABLE MOMENT A GIRL SAT NEXT TO ME IN THE BUS
ASKS 'OKAY GUY' FOR COMPANY HE SAID 'NOT OKAY'
Creates sim 3 character even he's forever alone
I liked a post on facebook! Thanks me!
doesn't have to share origin account with siblings has no siblings to share origin account with
you know your forever alone when you press the up arrow twice due to having multiple accounts
Popular publisher's are thinking over a new version of the organiser A POCKET ORGANISER!
gets skype call 'wrong button'
MY NAME IS TIMEPASS FOREVER TIMEPASS
i can only say... we will be forever alone together.
i have a dream     that one day
Good Guy Greg Denied him a high five
Plays Hide and seek Never found ever
thx for the support socks u sent me.  fast service plus feet swelling problem is better now
I want to watch anime Wish I had people to watch it with
JUST LOST A  FRIEND JUST GOT A NEW MIRROR
i post a picture on facebook i am the first and last one to like it
LOGS INTO AN MMO EVERYONE LEAVES SERVER
Dies for the country No one comes for funeral
Has boyfriend Still feels lonely
lol cat
Jana Duggar
I'm pretty hilarious
Contract mrsa lose all friends
the only phone calls  i get are from scam phone calls
i wrote an interface studio shows 0 uses
cleans place before night out comes back alone to a tidy home
IS THERE SOMETHING MORE BEUTIFUL THAN ME?!
FINDS BLACK GUY HE RUNS AWAY
COTE D'IVOIRE ON /R/worldpowers
Gets job because crushing on employer told to never contact him with anything
Gets thousands of phone calls All from mom
Gonna make dinner for two No cooking tomorrow
signs up for facebook mom rejects friendship
nobody calls downloads fake call app
creates fake profile compliments own posts
Andreas finally makes out with a girl It was all a dream...
INVITEd 30 people to party
WAitress touches shoulder i love HER!
my girlfriend is like my ps4 i dont have a ps4
I'm looking for nobody Because yesterday someonE told me 'nobody loves you'
baTTERIES DIE IN POKEMON GOLD THERE GO ALL MY FRIENDS! :(
My phone is dead But it probably doesn't matter
Forever  support
sends out mass text no one responds
met girl of my dreams immediately realize i bring nothing to the table
home alone this weekened? better call all of my skype friends
just another typical day
jOKU YOLO KALA:d
makes bet with ugly dude who will get date first bets against self
Friend says 'I'll get 2 times the girls you will!' Laugh because 2 X 0 is 0
Deleted facebook No one cares
Tries to make a meme Has no good life experience
Having a fun time with girlfriend and her best friend Turns out she wants to play with her most of the time leaving you for her Gay as mother fucker friend
my shadow  doesn't walk beside me
I cant go i have a horse show
OH HAUNTER ONLY EVOLVES IF YOU TRADE? BETTER BY ANOTHER GBA.....
MY ONLY G.F. WAS Megan fox
COMMENT UPVOTED redditoRs finger slipped
you are important for her because she can talk with you about everything
Gets text Oh
SO ALONE  MY STUFFED TOYS DISAPPEARED
its my birthday  and i am all alone
hears phone go off frantically picks up
Tries to follow crush at school on Instagram Gets blocked
Only child on siblings' day forever alone
wanted to visit mom she had plans with her girlfriend
was on facebook typing got a friend request decline
florist asks if flowers are for girlfriend haven't had girlfriend in 6 years
Talks to self Won't answer back
FORGOT WHAT KISSING FEELS LIKE
She's not my girlfriend Were just seeing each other
When I close my eyes  I see you When I open my eyes  I miss you
arranges to meet cute boy at starbucks... ...to help him with his homework
'please make room for other passengers
Gets new haircut People make fun of it
Has a pun problem
Frosted
I make a delicious steak dinner no one is here with me to enjoy it
doesn't fit in socially in the con takes 8 classes so has no social life outside of school
FINALLY GETS SWEET BONUS CHECK ON SIMS 4
so alone the dog is fed up with me
I get handjobs often From myself
so alone  even shadow doesn't want to hang out with me
HAPPINESS is walk after watching a match
pinch my cheek cause I am cute
forever alone
I TRY TO LISTEN IN ON EVERY JOKE BUT I DONT GET THEM
hello there. i'm stuck in a smelly poorly ventilated room and I don't care anymore.
HIRES a prostitute friendzoned by mom
Lost my virginity when I was 20 To the biggest whore I know
admists he is gay  still single
That is good! I'm not ever what anyone is looking for. :)
This other dimension is so lonely
PIRATE BAY IS BLOCKED I'VE LOST MY ONLY FRIEND
Boy why you no like me
1 message recieved new ncell data offer
Meets Good Girl Gina What a nice meme
Friend promises to call on skype im forever alone
plays quizduell gets stuck after the 1st question
creates a meme one arrow up
best friend presents him to a girl. They become a couple
I&#180;m... so alone
I have a girlfriend  then i woke up
makes fake status about getting in car accident zero comments
Gets a text message Build Broken Notificaitons
GABE Your worst nightmare
i loved him with all my heart but all i got in return was money and sex
i got hosts in different area codes
you and you know it!
i had a dog once it too one look at me and ran away to me ex-girlfriend who beat him :(
see mom while out shopping spots you and turns away
THREATENS to jump off a bridge nobody tries to stop him
Forever bathing in male tears
i am constipated i also have diahrorrea
Self obsessed  I will die alone
i have friends all 10 seasons
No Skill NO Brain No friends Jakov Bi?ić
FORGET TO TURN OFF PHONE AT MOVIES DIDN'T MATTER.
DATING A MAGIKARP FOREVER ALONE
Skype test call Deleted me
Photobomber! I just made that picture worth looking at
susah ngupas
Tags 63 friends on profile picture Gets 8 likes
Hears ringtone on phone from clash of clans
Gets frustrated Talks in British accent
You know who that is? You :)
need to find girlfriend to get pornhub off #1 chrome most visited cant find girlfriend cause pornhub is #1 on chrome most visited
Proposed to the girl i love got rejected as I said hey
received 15 love notes on valentines day on runescape
Presenting my project in class even the teacher DOESN'T notice me
wears leather jackets and ponytails tries to pick up young asian girls
sees a hot girl jerks off at home
Try to talk to people i dont exist
i post no-can-do guy memes
I don't know if i am a spacerock or a ballsack.  don't matter much now. I have a halo
valentine's day snap from team snapchat
my milkshake brought no one to the yard.
Joins the neighbors club. still is forever alone.
hates valentines day because for ever alone makes an anti valentinesday meme for all happy couples
Let's be forever alone together!!
goes to school wearing a meme on his face on valentines day
goes to mom's room she doesn't know who i am
sends a facebook friend request gets rejected by his own account
Playing WoW in a guild That guild have one member
Listens to daughter Typo
MENSAJE EN UNA BOTELLA 'NO ME AYUDAS'
i got some coloring books no kids to color them
Pressed the button. Nobody showed up.
ur a gay meme bottom text
My Name is Christian Wanna be my friend?
One does not simply Walk into murder
UPLOADS A CLASSROOM SELFIE ON FACEBOOK   GETS A COMMENT FROM HIS TEACHER
'i've got
buys a king size bed sleeps in the center
enrolls in speed dating event no one shows
2 for 1 sale at jc penney! only gets 1
matt newsome decides to go out comes home 2 minutes later
CALLS SKYPE SOUND CHECK DECLINES CALL
finally got selected for microsoft lottery prize
only reason I'm looking forward to 14 feb is house of cards season 2
GIVEN WALLET WITH   LIFE STORY ON IT
Gives money to homeless man he gives it back
Donates Kidney Patient refused - they sew it back in
have a stick figure on my back windshield of just myself
Receive Alert on phone tsn sending me notifications
I used to have a girlfriend How did you know i was joking?
Flight because I'm already good at being invisible
gets text fedex delivery conformation
spam email says 'your wife will never know' Shows you...I'm single!
bought a single seat car most CONVENIENT car for me
PORTUGUESE PEOPLE FOREVER A LOAN
goes to new school only person there that's a brony
Forever Alone Cereal For those lonely mornings
WALKED INTO SHRIMP BASKET GOT A HAMBURGER
Makes a Movie 0 views
mAKES A MEME NO ONE LAUGHS
Does a good job at being medic Nobody cares.
Get beautiful birthday card From Dentist's office
buys xbox one to get friends now has  -one friends
Just get free gift card on lootpalace
I CAN TALK TO GIRLS GLOBAL INTER-FUNCTIONING ROBOTIC LATENCY SERVER
Picks nose in public No one notices
top text rock bottom text
Thank You! I Love Your Face!
Gets a friend request can't accept
never had a boyfriend. its ok 
tYPE HOW TO FINd friends in google zero results
has 778 friends on facebook spends the evening alone posting memes
Nagbukas ako ng Bubble Gum sa klase Have 5 friends for 2 mins
request table for two 'alone
Hot neiche kopfh&#246;rer kan interessierts
i walk a lonely  road! wahhh!
wrote a nice postcard in holydays send it to my own adress
will you still love me when im no longer young and beautiful...
FINALLY gets friends season 3 on blu-ray
Philip was fine intil........ he was kicked from the party :(
checks email no spam
THERE'S VIRTUAL SMOKE ON APP STORE? When THEY'LL HAVE THAT VIRTUAL P*SS*?!
proposed to girlfriend But rosy palmer tunred me down
buys an iphone comes without siri
can't remember what he did last week memory doesn't want to come back to him
i dont know why katey perry dosent like me
Napisałam ' kto chce do ginekologa ' Nikt nie chiał
hosting a lan party forever alone
i get more notifications in 9gag than in facebook
play's kh2 even donald didn't like you
gets wrinkles forever alone
Drops soap in jail still a virgin
finally gets girlfriend  shows tO fRIend Girlfriend cheats on me for my friend
on the first day of christmas my true love gave to me nothing ive got no true love
i'm such a gas bag
robs 10
Wathches Regular show likes rigby
SENDS LEAVING EARLY E-MAIL AT 15:00 STILL in office at 20:00
Passenger Let Her go
WHEN ALIENS INVADE I'LL STILL BE HERE
for ever ladron ... ok
Home alone Friday Night and door bell rings Someone trying to find the party next door
They say love is around every corner My life is a circle
offered solution to a womans problem. Woman said nothing back forever alone
supposed to be in sibling picture Only Sibling left out
nikolay anev is forever alone
Girls like the status no girl asks to go
Joins full Battlfield 4 server everyone's gone
Oh hey wanna play hide n clap
If you're reading this
Can't wait to finish uni and live my perfect life with my perfect boyfriend On Sims 3
Never showers bacteria are his only friends
I have a beautiful heart Love me!
Without MCFFW I'm Forever Alone
NOOOO FOREVER ALONE
dress up as a kid pedobear is no where to be found
paypal is my only pal
creates a trap in minecraft in singleplayer
See's a car in Elektro
Plays Split Screen Cod On his Own
I enjoyed the Star wars prequels
invited to stag n doe not wedding
invited to stag n doe not wedding
ohh really!!!! amaa kese se ho....:D
all of his friends
Only girl that mails you is Adriana Forever alone :(
lebih baik kehilangan seseorang yg udah jelas2 ngianatin kita daripada harus kehilangan keluarga yg udah jelas2 sayang sama kita
had a date last night with rosy palms and her five sisters
keep calm and forever alone
National high five day better start clapping...
Finally finds one good
FOOD FREEDOM ROCKS! FOOD AWARENESS GLOBAL EVENT OCTOBER 2013
So many beds and it's only me!
PHONE GOES OFF 'BATTERY FULLY CHARGED'
sebelum ke kampus! OL dlu pake XL HOT 3G+
WANTS TO PLAY A MULTIPLAYER GAME NO ONE IS AROUND.
'touch /dev/null' no one gets the joke; new level of irony achieved
Looks like John McCain still can't get a vote
New School Year And New Class No one in class knows minecraft
Forever Silver but we stil love you
I'm always the one people replaces after time
Atleast I get e-mails from distant friends in the spam folder
lootpalace best place to loot websides
Posts something on facebook wall privacy set to 'only me'
FNATIC WILL WIN THIS FOR SURE Nip fanboy:Thats what she said
NEVER BEEN KISSED BY ANOTHER HUMAN BEING
Still a better love story than twilight
Has crush on best friend Won't work out
Creates imaginary girlfriend  Still cheats on him
im so happy to be stupid and ugly lol
A girl wants to meet him No
What is the difference between girlfriend and girl friend? the space known as friendzone
Ngerjain PR tiap malem minggu JOMBLO
POSTS ON NOVELL FORUM ONLY REPLY IS FROM A FORUM BOT
מישהו רוצה ש?ני  יהרוג ?ותו?
i  get down on gears of war and somebody walks right by me
Sends annoying memes to all friends Deleted
siiiiiiiiiiiiii soy un forever alon!! :*
Talks to the Google Translating Voice... Forever Alone
entra a Gao esta el solo
in league of legends i won easily each game because im alone in the battlefield
Buys a double sized bed uses the other side to cry on
Buys ice breakers never opens the share side
Soy Gonzalo jimenez y soy un forever alone
I LIKE TO INTERRUPT YOU GUYS
fuyoo bulat nyer aq...
Bulatnyer aq....
Yuk le... ano lah luk awak?
is alex the only one that likes alex swag
MI PAI ME COMPRO UN DULSE Y SE LO COMIO
wanna go out but  i have dinner resservations with me
Wants to show this page to his freinds actually the last person in the world who knows of its existence
Tries to recruit members to DHG receives reply to fuck off
quand j'etais petit sur l'otoroute j'avais l'impression que la lune me suivais..
Enters details at ancestry.co.uk no matches
Facebook has 'People You May Know' section But it's girl that recently removed you...
Sees new text message on phone 'please pay your bill by....'
Gets a text from crush asks for homework
My dating list is below
NO ONE LIKES ME  FOREVER ALONE
finally gets a date didn't taste very nice
I made tons of friends
If a foursome is four people
everyone just leave me alone nothing changes
u know this is you when you reject yourself on facebook
The Door bell rang continuously .... Short circuiting !!!
had sex! with my slef
I HATE MY WIFE LIFE*
Succeeded in entering the server... ...during maintenance.
Plays naughts and crosses always wins
Collects 8 pages no slender to be found
Hp bunyi just alarm
Third wheels first group outing In sims
Finally covered in kisses Guess the dog is hungry again
why so alone in EXAMS!
Reading 'Forever Alone' memes realizing you are like them
wants to join a social network myspace
Invited to party World of warcraft
talks to girl its mom
Buys Condoms Makes Balloons of them
Y U NO GUY
Callum Brown Forever alone
Buys a Starbucks Mug as a birthday present for his 'girlfriend'
I'm so alone even amumu avoids me
finally live in a WG still alone
say 'hi' to simsimi disconnected
tiene un rostro que solo su mama podria amar tiene 2 padres
parents went to hawaii didn't get         lousey t-shirt
Created Google hangouts with myself
Downloads Face swap for iphone has knowone to swap face with
we're up all night to get lucky we?
Y U NO GUY
Busco novia  quien se anota
GOES AT XBOX LIVE
Table for two? i wish
always pays minimum monthly payment forever a loan
Yo mama so fat that when this guy got a friend request from Her on facebook HE DECLINED
Has more likes than anyone else on the forums Likes all of his posts
FOREVER ABRONZE
Zamolxe V still hiding?
Joins XBox live group Everyone else leaves
they call 3 people having sex a threesome  they call 4 people having sex a foursome they call me handsome
who needs friends when you got this face
Post your interests
Owns 4 controllers only uses them to cheat autobalance
if the xbox one no longer has drm what will i complain about?
i could have a nice girlfriend if i had a right hand
I enjoy playing pat-a-cake Shame.
МЕСЯЦ ЛЕТ? ПРОЕБ?ЛИ
Battle to the DEATh... and the death was quick
Cries because he's alone... Runs away from people.
Twinkle twinkle little star I want to hit you with a car Throw you off a tree so high hope you break your neck and die
Das ist Nico333 Helft ihm...
Ayer Le Hable a mi primer amigo de facebook Y Me Puso Visto: 20:30
newborn son micah born wife takes him oregon for a week
all the gilrs think i'm good
sleeps with a body pillow got tired of cuddling the wall
Has cellphone just uses for internet
Commits Suicide no one notices
NSA HAS FILE OF ALL PHONE RECORDS to pizza hut and from mom
someone actually texts me it's my mom
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
ask all my friends to play minecraft 200 new messages: wanna play minecraft?
creepERS BE LIKE ttyl
Life Sucks and then it gets better and then it sucks again and then it just sucks...
teacher tells us to pair up odd number in the class
MY GIRLFRIEND IS LIKE MY LAMBORGHINI I ONLY HAVE ONE IN GRAND THEFT AUTo
goes on facebook not even useless video game requests
Life Sucks and then it gets better and then it sucks again and then it just sucks...
Makes Posts Likes it Himself
gets an intern No friends around
FOREVER REVISING
waiting for his phone to ring it dies
All my friends are in relationships i'm getting a new cat.. again
GETS REALLY FAR ON GW2 NOBODY PLAYS ANYMORE
3 open chat windows on facebook I'm the last one to respond for the last 40 mins in each one
Facebook notification! Just a poke from kristen
forever alone
Kissed a girl Then REALIZED... it was my mom
got no date for the supporters?  forever alone
forever alone in the swimming pool
Gone through all 9gag posts since yesterday no more distraction from soul crushing LONELINESS
SHE SAID IM CUTE WE'RE GETTING MARRIED
I ROVE MUDKIPZ HE REJECTED ME
i love you mom
finally got email! he said to me ''गर?ड ''
i met slender  he has a new fear
just bought asus phone found out its camera sucks ass
three-day weekend reads niso standards      for holdings statements
robert has weed snorts ink
Callum levens? Forever Alone!!!
NO INBOX READ SENT EMAILS.          AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN
creates a meme on meme generator doesn't select language
GETS A PHONE  NOBODY TEXTS
hi bobby wats up
voy a salir con un amiga
Im waiting Starbound
My MOM HUGGED ME TODAY THAT'S THE NICEST THING SHE'S EVER DONE FOR ME
Watches mlp saturday night all night was going to die alone anyway
comments on a facebook post likes his own comment
Share your memes online at www.jocose.tk
went to thailand every thai gone fishing
poo why so delicious?
Your girlfriend wants you to use a prophylactic? whats a girlfriend?
didn't go to rna-seq 2013 pressed the wrong button and the lab exploded
Cracks open fortune cookie 'you are the company you keep'
Forever Bulking
talks to foreveralone guy ignores him
I'll accept your friend request when you make a popular meme forever alone
friends? what friends?
YOLO SO IM ALWAYS GOING TO BE ALONE?
zuko forever alone
Thought about helping out a teamy Dies instead
LOG ONTO SKYPE CALL TEST SERVICE IS OFFLINE
Gets A FACEBOOK MESSAGE BIRTHDAY
when my teacher says: partner up!
Tries to find mercedes enthusiasts in SOcal Buys a different car
Sees recent update on facebook... is told 'sorry I Fell asleep'... again.
I want to be a potato I'M gOING TO BE A CRISP
NO IDEAS. MY BRAIN IS.. ..FOREVER ALONE.
Problem?
jobshadows himself
tries to join lobby nat:closed
Subscribes doesn't count
gets a myspace account tom anderson doesn't even friend him
Makes pasta dinner for two dont have to cook tomarrow
bought a valentines gift made myself feel special
I make memes
gets amulet of mara rejected by everyone
you are watching tv and you discover you are the only one thats laughig obout something.
girlfriend? what's that?
notification on phone Battery Low
LOOKS IN MIRROR EMPTY
opens door waits for people to enter
I saw Jeff The Killer he didn't kill me He had better things to do
Me: One girl said that she wants to be my friend mom: Darling
Creates new meme LIKES SELF
I am nathan i love lamps
MAN DO I LOVE CRACK WELP.. NOW I CAN DO HEAD SPINS ON MY CHAIRIN PEACE..
Lands in prison but without a cell mate Forever alone
Forever Alon
checks cell phone zero contacts
sends accepted freind request on facebook to himself
sells his girlfriend to the devil for a cookie forever alone
Creates Internet Sensation #Atkinning Sits in apartment alone watching wrestling and posting on facebook
i got 99 problems but a friend ain't one
MY brother
SHows up to class in order to pass Teacher doesn't notice and fails  you
makes meme of himself to make him look popular
Don't I get a hug?
I have friends all Ten seasons
sends facebook friend request to good guy greg denied
am fost in parc azi sa fac poze
Dances in times square for harlem shake On set for vanilla sky
'Johnny
Reads a bunch of funny memes has no one to  share them with
4 seasons of ugc steel still in steel
'do you have a boyfriend?' next joke
The other garbage bags  don't like me
has no birth certificate mother dumped him in the trash
i dont always use the wrong meme but when i do
Got discount for two on holidays Trip no Friend to Follow
Hears doorbell ring just the television
Buys a harmonica to fit in with musicians it is in the key of a
Gets a text wrong number
picks up cell phone immediately loses signal
Downloads talking tom app not supported
Gets invited to a party he's the healer
omiko likes his status forever qeshe
over 400 hours in my pokemon game
lends someone money forever a loan
has conversation with himself
99% of boys in ris cbse surat
gETS A TEXT iTS FROM aNTHONY aBDELSAYED
submits image on imgur wonders why it's disappeared from gallery
warning: improper use of meme IMMEDIATELY DOWNVOTED
Popped a molly sweating so bad all of the girls run away
am alone! forever alone!
I will die forever alone  with ben and jerry's :')
ich bin  knitterkugel
friend zone? you mean home right?
that would be my team
I ALMOST GOT LAID BY MY GIRLFRIEND ALL I NEED IS A GIRLFRIEND
You can have your religion alone in a corner
Forwarding emails to myself
Couples retreat? Just me and manoela
facebook? i'm not allowed to put my face in the book
Talks to an air force recruiter budget cuts wont allow him in
Egg tapping? Sure
buy some carpets the carpets fly away
omg gag
Can't wait to go back to school I get to see people again
i have a date on the 30th febuary
i use kik  to text myself
likes a girl's facebook photo thinks the girl gives a crap
Goes TO SALAD BAR  DOESN'T GET SALAD
telemarketer hung up on me forever alone
signs up for dating site no matches
SUPPORTS GAY MOVEMENT ... TO INCREASE THEIR PROBABILITY TO GET LAID
Supports GAY Movement ... TO increase their chances to get layed
Checks the mail Gets mail from self
Gets a Girls Phone number Calls straight away and her phone doesn't ring...
my love is my wife *wifi
spends spring break by self
finally finds friends on his 'English serial' folder
not even close to friendzoned unrequited love
Playing pokemon they're my only friends
Took a shit on his mom forever alone
The CHAT ZONE :feel bro:
Reads book potato
Makes Dating Profile No Hits
yo mummas so scary even the forever alone guy   DENIES HER FRIEND REQUEST
looks for a vehicle that seats all friends
Forever TOGETHER WITH MYSELF
DOESN't NEED TO TURN OFF PHONE AT MOVIES NO ONE EVER CALLS OR TEXTS
i have plenty of friends... thats right they are not real
Finally loses virginity found out that the girl was blind
You have HIV OK
Makes imaginary Girlfriend dumps him for his imaginary best friend
CREATES ASK.FM ACCOUNT ONLY ANSWERS QUESTION OF THE DAY
forever alone has many friends  in his dream
YOU DIE BY MURDER NO ONE COMES TOO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE THEY DONT KNOW YOUR DEAD. FOREVER ALONE
YOU DIE BY MURDER NO ONE COMES TOO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE THEY DONT KNOW YOUR DEAD. FOREVER ALONE
Gets murdered in his House Never gets burried
Has friends Rats
sues someone no lawyers or witnesses
sues someone no lawyers or witnesses
*listens to msi* 'Everything is better ala mode'  ..or is it all alone?
*listens to MSI* Everything is better when it's   ala mode...or is it all alone?
Wear your seatbelt yolo
your birthday your the only one who says happy birthday
my pet rock ran away
buys share size candy cant share without a friend
GETS A TEXT MESSAGE PROMO ALERT FROM PAPA JOHNS
Posts facebook status ' in town
PLAYS SONIC 2 WITH both sonic and TAILS THE ONLY COMPANY I'VE HAD in months
Follows secretly more non-friend girl profiles than friend profile
ASKs HOMONYMOUS PROFILES to be friend gets rejected
realizes knows better his sister's friend profile on facebook than his sister does
nobody remembers my birthday except...  Facebook.
I asked myself out and i said no
main GTA kagak ada orang di kota
sAVED lITTLE gIRL FROM FIRE nO ONE nOTICED.
Francolino ForeVER ANTIGAME
Creates a youtube channel makes video's  he keeps refreshing the page cause no one watches videos
call his own voicemail and doesn't leave a message
Sees a hot girl and asks her out turns out she's my sister seperated from birth
makes meme about forever alone is  alone...
FINALLY touches breast kfc chicken
That Moment when you check your phone after leaving it alon all day and nobody txted you
Sends valentine to themselves
tries to talk to girl completely ignored
Facebook Alone in my room
plays with bots gets banned
finally Got sms belugyminiszterium
Goes to visit girlfriend Chris hansen
Just joined fACEbOOK
Hey I have friends other than my fingers...right middle finger?
Goes on chat forum Banned PERMANENTLY
varsity got 2000 chicks still single
does harlem shake in the food court at park meadows nobody joins
Said brb never came back
IF I IS FOREVER ALONE
Someone goes for a hi five hi fives the person behind him
got 1000 like in facebook using autolike
LIVES ALONE 2000KM TO NEAREST NIEGHBOUR FOREVER ALONE
okay  Lol
kurr sko me pas femer forever alone
always goes solo mid
wen i see someone  trolling in bathroom
I girl just asked me to sing with her i am done
has dated every girl in school at an all boys school
drops the soap in prison doesn't get raped
Even Mom doesent answer skype messages... forever alone
EVERYBODY IS SO BUSY NO ONE NOTICED IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
that moment you realise she's your ex
buys ipod touch instead of iphone by mistake doesn't matter
i get kisses for my birthday a bag of hershey's
well at least i have myself. (suddenly vaporizes into thin air)
Name a word that doesn't have a letter in it I bet you can't!
goes to chess tournament gets a bye every round
Went to slender Mans forest Slender man leaves
will you be my freind?
has meaningful             conversation with an 8 ball
see beautiful girl on collage already have a bf
Plays offline bots rage quit
inserts army of two Rios leaves
GOES TO SCHOOL GETS CALLED A TOMATO FACE BY EVERYONE
plays minecraft creepers run away
Joco probs Just broke up with my bf... Forever alone:(
walking into walmart
checks out at gamestop
Is it Styrofoam? I dunno dude!
joins a server everyone leaves
FOREVER ALONE TO MY LIFE
yo momma makes jokes about you
she liked my post i'd like to like her like
robs a bank not being wanted
someone knocks on the door the u.p.s. man brought my new xbox
I laugh at my own jokes at least someone does
Finding love in my textbook page 1000
takes a call
plays simcity no inhabitants
GETS REJECTED FOR SEX BY GIMP STROKE VICTIM
por fin ma&#241;ana es viernoes
characters list misaligned from wonka
Gets free food coupon Couples night
Happy birthday to me
Plays counter-strike kills all bots on the console & dies
one man army
Forgets phone at home all day No missed messages
hey man
Goes OUT WITH FRIENDS WOULD RATHER BE HANGING OUT WITH COACH Q
plays offline bots votekick him
got turned into a cell mitosis
finds a girlfriend blue screen of death
finds a girlfriend blue screen of death
you are forever alone?
24> MY squad gets distracted during TWL match 24> Only I get a bad score: -1-10
ciepły maciek ze słubic forever alone
goes into dayz supermarket no items
Wants to go to the cinema with mom even she has something better to do
Irritates duck still not chased
Logs onto Facebook only comments by forever alone fansite
he sad hello to me so close! there was a boy behind me
SPENDING the night with my ex box 360
I always use protection I have an antivirus
Bought 2 Coca-cola Drank alone
I courted myself i said yes
Nice to everybody but never getting GF Goofy
harry gets friendzoned by an imaginary friend
plays league of legends whole team afk
the only sheets i shared with a woman are excel sheets
i was alone  in friday
LIKE MO NA KASI CHOOSY KA PA
I almost had a tHree way I just needed two more people
went out to get cat food
Make fake facebook account nobody likes that either...
i'm trying to find couple but nobody love me
march in march? DOESN'T HAVE ANYONE TO SIT ON THE PLANE WITH.
amumu come play with me
1/78 headless client Forever alone
WEARING SAME CLOTCHES EVERYDAY STILL NO FRENDS
the only friend on facebook is my secound facebook
Has a date by himself still a better love story than twilight
fapped three times today now what do i do with my life
Started talking using only internet memes only one that fits is forever alone
Forever alone? I prefer forever available
I got layed! OFF:(
adds grandma on fb she unfriends him
went speed dating made a bunch of friends
Plays multiplayer game only one on server
When noone wIll go with you to Go get Something Then you're all alone
Im the best scope on cod4 1v1 pls?
I kissed a girl....then i woke up forever alone
Goes to chatzy nobody is there
Would do anything for his crush Except actually talking to her
makes a fun thread only one posting in it
Forever alone was yesterday today its called fabian
/target klaras mamma Target is dead!
tries to initiate conversation ignored
there's lots of fish in the ocean i live in space
Starts to masturbate hand leaves
I'm so happy
Phone rings its my mom... call me jada!?
Shows rock n roll sign in profile picture listens to skrillex
ERRMUH GURDD... Steve's all LIKE
CHANGES FACEBOOK STATUS TO IN A RELATION SHIP april 1st
spends ages on ellie's birthday present because she doesn't have a boyfriend
watches movie with girlgriend nevermind
sachman gill
forever alone level: yahoo answers
Sends girl a box of chocolates  Girl Assumes it's that other guy and goes out with him
FEBRUARY 14th  My favorite Day! Forever Alone Day!
got a girlfriend emitted for schizophrenia
Cheats on his girfriend of 3 years with his other hand
i have a big head
has sex finds out its a boy
forever alone is not sad actually
If I eat a bunch of chocolate kisses is that the same as making out?
Makes milkshakes Looks sadly at yard
'i'll call you' she said realized that  she doesn't have my number
Plays Pokemon All of the starters run away
jee sain aseen 1000 tapon j&#228;lkeen jee
do you like me? no? Forever alone :(
Has many mainees everyone is older
asks facebook friends to balence the likes and comments they balance at 0
waits for right time to talk to people can't tell the time
Byłbym fajny Ale jestem stolarzem
Forever Alone
cuando ando en bus no me saluda
Griffin ^^^^^^
Phone vibrates Just an email
Managed to get two numbers for the first time On the lottery
pokemon
I HAVE A DATE FOR VALENTINES DAY FEBRUARY 14
moves into haunted house ghost leaves
Got a Valentimes a barbie doll
pacar mana pacar? gue jomblo!!
Only time victory comes after Valentine's Day is in the dictionary
got present for valentines from my dad
My phone is aN ExpenSive clock
valentines day Has a date with the Calendar Man
Wishes a happy valentines day to himself
Makes meme Nobody upvotes
*sneezes* 'bless me'
sends self love letter is rejected
Wearing Khaki on Valentines day..!! Forever Alone
got a Valentine's day card from a very special lady my mom is the best
I am sinle
yOU WROTE YOUR BIRTHDAY ON YOUR CALENDAR yOU STILL FORGOT
only dates ever are critical updates
Askes siri to be valentine she doesn't respond
Valentine's day no one has ever told me
plays the sims dies in game
love? what's that?
gives up facebook for lent no notifications when lent is over
Slappy Valentines Day
Who needs a valentine when you've got swag
February 14th just another monday
people call it valentine's day i call it thursday
PAYMENT OF LOVE accepted EITHER WITH HUGS OR KISSES Forever alone guy
not even in the friendzone
Buys chocolate during valentines for himself
walks on the left side of the street every one moves to the right side
Not even his mom gives him a valentine
world ends last one alive
My name is Esinem d:
my Name is sheyenne
no INTErnet forever alone
looks in the mirror reflection doesn't turn up
got addicted to drugs frank didn't talk to him
finally after 19 years receives a gift on valentine's day thank you mom
has myspace only friends with tom anderson
valentine's day plays teeworlds
finally found my valentine uefa champions league
Makes Harlem Shake Video Only dancer
Types 'First!!' in the talkback of an aicn article Thumbs himself down
Has crush on girl
All my friends are gay you say Jokes on you i DON'T have any friends
MA kaptam egy puszit... Az anyuk&#225;mt&#243;l.
valentine's day... that is all
Keep CALM СФЪРШВ?М ВИ??ГИ ФОСТ?Т?
Can't play D&D No friends to play with
I forgot to tell you I'm Single
Happy birthday to me Forever alone
single? spends valentines day with celebrity crush…in their heads
voicemingle vip chat party thought it was real world party
Owns a Phone A very expensive watch
Creating a Myspace Account insteaD of a Facebook Account Forever Alone
Get my first phone call of the day at 10 @ night It's mom calling from the other room wanting a drink
Ad says
weekend plans ruined due to snowstorm? i didn't have any anyway
WATCHED 'friends' And they walked off the set.
ASKS RAINED TO BE FRIENDS LOGS OUT IN ORGRIMMAR AFTER AH SCAN
Because having friends is too mainstream
BF SPENT THOUSANDS TO VISIT HIS EX NO MONEY TO VISIT ME
chris kung 'nuff said
Plays Offensive combat Forever a pwn
forever alone im gonna be forever alone
i ran towards the rapist  but he ran away
When i go to the super bowl no one's there
Played gears of War 3 horde mode Not a locust in sight
Plays Black ops multiplayer With names that start with 3arc
who needs valentine's day when there's chinese new year
trolls chat room everyone is idle
walks into strip club Akward silence
sits there waiting for reply on facebook doesn't realise they went offline 2 hours ago
join facebook no friend request
lOOKS FOR HIS FREND BUT HE DIES RIGHT AFTER HE DOES
The guys from the lounge forever alone
DaTing a supEr model  I mean super man comic (Stupid auto correct)
mr crawford got married forver alone
do u have all your friends? yes
says he's tired of being put in the friendzone only interacts with smoking hot females that never showed any sign of interest in him
i was talking to obama and he told me to get something for him when i came back he was gone
game gets washed out sits at home & makes silly memes
goes to friend's b'day gets b'day bumps
I love my wife *wifi
gets a girls number its disconected
Breaks soap in half still drops both halves
Threw Her Bands! she Didn't Dance
talks shit about powerstroke and cummins diesels drives a half ton chevy
i dont go on a date with my gf on saturday night bcoz' i dont  have a girlfriend
I used to ring my cell but it's always busy
studies in bavaria forever a loan
LEMPAR BOOMERANG NGGA BALIK LAGI
Valentines day means one thing: Die Hard
MAkes a suicide nobody notes it
throws a party isn't invited
arash go to tolo with me said no girl ever
MADE A MILKSHAKE BROUGHT NO BOYS TO THE YARD
Cute Girl calls you funny Meant funny looking
leaves facebook logged in doesn't get hacked
Plays Gta iv Roman doesn't call to ask to go bowling
Is always there for everyone never has anyone there for them
goes on skype no one says anything
Shares forever alone status on facebook noone cares
i don't always use this meme but when i do 
(1) FACEBOOK ABC
I can have my phone on loud in class nobody texts me anyways
GETS A TWITTER ACCOUNT NOBODY FOLLOWS HIM ECXEPT THAT NASTY KID AT SCHOOL
I'M SINGLE BECAUSE I ATE MY BOYFRIEND
Forever gaijin
look at me im josh
I live in Vancouver
The opposite of forever alone is never TOGETHER
Best friend is a guy Still doesn't ask Me to prom
took a girl to frat rush events she hooks up with a brother
creates Correlational Study no relationship
is picked for the hunger games. no one sponsored me.
makes a forever alone meme cause  i have no friends
created over 200 memes none of them got liked
drops the soap in prison noone comes
Random valentines gift Giovanna Plowman's tampon
complemented on cute friendship bracelet bought it for myself
goes on facebook -1 friends
Babe make me a sandwich mom tells you to make your own
A GIRL loves me!! my mom! :(
proposed the girl of her dreams..... she refused
proposed to the girl his dreams she died
Y now the feeling when forever alone
owns a secret diary nobody to hide it from!
Not sure ball Or my head
calls his only friend its the ANSWERING machince
Commits Crime Put in solitary
sent a text to me
she is real
I had a dog once it ran itself over
drives prius because of low co2 emissions smokes cigarettes in public parking garage
even teachers have someone
me and my girlfriend are so different i exist and she doesn't
just like all women i chase :'(
Comes home from COLLEDGE Family moved
*Slow dancing* dolls head breaks off........
ok.... have fun with alex
My girlfriend is my hand
CUTE GIRL AT STORE ASKS ME FOR MY PHONE NUMBER AND EMAIL ADDRESS
Stops worrying about irregularity dies from colon cancer
ANDRES. Damn...
everyone around gets marriage proposal writes phd proposal to fill the void
Weeping Angels Forever a Stone
throws out
throws out
Got money...  No bitches
we're having a great relationship together allah y5alili my phone :)
gets highest marks in school home-schooling
R-Panda? I liked it Better when I was alone
Piccolo
Dancing with vacuum cleaner
WHO NEEDS GIRLS WHEN YOU HAVE cRAZY COLORED SHOES?
Normel person looking for bronys and furrys all of them offline
updated wikipedia renamed all proteins and cells to 'TEAM EDWARD'
Waits for text message from friend never gets message
KISSES GIRL WAKES UP
Losses only two followerS Mom and girlfreiend
starts myspace account tom declines friend request
sees nobody is online on faCEBOOK FOREVER ALONE
trys tho play hard to get no one trys
Joke is on you If I was adopted
Asks Siri a question Siri doesn't respond
Told my mom 'I Love her' She laughed
TOO awesome in combat Forever alone
has 500 friends on facebook only knows 3
go on phone delete contacts
In 2003
kill 3
sits on hand to try to make it a handjob hand rejects
i love sociology but
Saw the episode 'Face Freeze!' It makes fun of me.
MY FANTASM ? TOUCH A GIRL's HAND
RELATIONSHIP ENDS BECAUSE HE'S 'NOT FORWARD ENOUGH' OVERCOMES IMMENSE RELUCTANCE
old trolls never die They just create a new ip address
lost my human shaped pillow
Bend and snap no guys come running
User documentation created Never Read
the only one to enjoy  solitary confinement in prison
Zombies run from me forever alone
Cant get girl in black ops FoREVER ALONE
finds a new year present nothing's in it
get's new year's text from orange
shut down cell phone to avoid sms jam at midnight didn't matter
paypal is my only pal
suggest highly unbalanced things am gm!
Comes wednesday to school to play football no one in the school
Doesn't Apply for FAFSA On time Forever no-loan
JUST GOT A GIRLFRIEND YESTERDAY TOMORROW SHE LEAVED ME ALONE
noooooooooooooooooo i dont  like  guys
PLAYS BO2 ZOMBIES THEY NEVER APPEARED
call sound test service on skype doesn't answer
You lied and cheated. Congrats on being Forever alone
goes to masterbate hand falls asleep
PEOPLE Y U NO HEALTHY
Buys matching underwear No one sees
Calls pizza delivery no one answers
Toilet broken
play online with friends with xbox live i should get that! oh wait..
12 AND AT PEDOBEARS HOUSE? sTILL DOESEN'T GET LAID
looks in mirror sees no reflection
ask myself to play a single-player game get rejected by myself
Jacks off Hand leaves
i brb from a chat
no kiss for new years forever alone
get a girlfriend dead next day
Gets invited to friend
looks at the mirror wild me appeared!
FINALLY GETS A TEXT TELLING HIM THERES NO PHONE BILL
i love kissing myself  at the mirror.
A STRANGER GAVE ME AIDS BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT EVER
BROTHER CHANGES FB BIRTH DATE NO ONE REMEMBERS HIS ACTUAL BIRTHDAY
finally gets a stalker turns out to be just his reflection
Vai esperar a sofia a casa para lhe dar boleia Ela n&#227;o aparece
went to skool nobody talked to me....
Made different kinds of flavored alcoholic drinks to celebrate new year No one to drink with
Hi
dumped by the love of your life geting fat again
puts christmas present for himself under the tree gets robed
messages some1 when they're online and doesn't get a reply  forever alone
arrived at work extra early found out its a national holiday
Realizes it's Christmas When VLC puts on a SAnta hat
i'm screw up! my mom didn't let me buy some drug
because don't have homework i'm happy
RECEIVE daily texts from mobile service provider
se sai come si chiama clicca mi piace F...... a....
updates facebook status to something exciting or funny ends up deleting it cause nobody has pressed 'like' in days
over 400 facebook 'friends' only gest his mom to click 'like' on his posts
2 person MINIMUM for carpool lane ...maybe next christmas
plays big team on halo 4 everyone lags out of the game
GOES TO buy a valentines day gift remembers their forever alone
Scores more than the jets
Facebook asks how's it going 'good
Mom hates interracial dating be white and have hispanic girlfriend
can't play fifa online stuck on career mode
survives the apocalypse The only one left.
Lovely weather for a sleigh ride by myself
Lost connection with host No one cares
i can't see my friends when i'm on vacation
has end of the world sex alone
i chose winder-barrow's marching band over apalachee's
just forever alone guy again
ME AND MY GIRLFIEND DO THIS CUTE THING WHERE I WALK 9 FEET APART FROM HER AND SHE DOESN'T SEE ME
Sees person Not anymore
This is me
Only Has two contacts Uses them to see
who needs girlfriend  for the end of world i've got wade
goes to prison still a virgin
Is in newstown connecticut school
hans organizes new years party nobody shows up
asks overly attached girlfriend out on date she says no
One-handed Skill level:  100
if i got a pound whenever soneone called me cutie..... i'd have a pound. thanks mum
echo/sound test service offline
I have 2 friends on faCebook my mom and dad
arthur lashmar
crush breaks up with boyfriend and gets a new one straight after
SLENDER MAN..... i ate slender man.
Called him 19293 times He must've been busy
Walks trough elektro Doesn't get shot
Fills Dogs Bowl Has No Dog
Oh
Finally gets a new message 'Get our new phone rate
David Dalton Forever Alone
Truth is? You like this.
lunch with a friend imaginary friend
gets a dog to meet women they prefer cats
I Have a GF! GrandFather
has no siblings mom swallows them all
nisbet
finally got a girlfriend in runescape
fianlly Got 1st place Only person playing
Marwh i wanna do astaghfirullah things to you
Goes To A 1D Concert Not Even 1D Shows Up
epic trolling in PB2 mofos
Performs breast exam during 3rd year rotation Finally got to first base
Gets a girlfriend the mirror
everyone who knows me best moved away
love my dogs they hate me
k&#246;per en buket rosor skickar till sig sj&#228;lv
i met this amazing person and fell in love only one problem with being in love with a cartoon character...
My name is jennifer pewdie loves me
I'm awesome But I'm the only one
There's no one watching me broadcast forever alone
GETS UP EARLY TO DEFEND HIS SCHOOL On day of exam KHg doesn't APPEAR
Makes dinner for 2 gets stood up
RIDES THE 6 TRAIN GETS KICKED OUT
Darling <3 ton
MATh homework
locked in room for finals week every week
Making a custom game at lol Can't add bots
friendzone? sounds nice
Are you playing alone? No
Gets up at six o'clock on day of exam khg's not there
asks girl out gets no reply
gET EXCITED WHEN PHONE GOES OFF FOR NEW TEXT GOOGLE VERIFICATION CODE I REQUESTED TWO SECONDS AGO
deformity pig idiot creature
mommy? what happened to my legs?
fakes funeral only mother shows up
Marc Gores Forever Alone
i got a girl's phone number... in pokemon game
wanna marry one direction  doesnt know i exist
goes into drug store does'nt get his face eaten
goes into drug store does'nt get his face eaten
she is online
WHO'S BLACK AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT? CEDRIC.
Has one follower on quotev Its my back-up account
cant get a girlfriend builds SUPERCHARGED racecar instead
The sounds are talking in my head! but not to me
bisa jawab soal ilmu resep gak ada yang mau nyontek
has LOTR marathon no one comes
friday night nobody wants to play lol with me
I'm gonna get laid tonight. lol jk i'm gonna watch funny cats on youtube.
PUT TWO FINGERS IN JAR OF NUTELLA
asked for a threesome both hands said no
Gosto de conhecer pessoas  flex&#237;veis e compreens&#237;veis
always have the latest most expensive smartphone never gets a call
Calls Skype test service doesn't answer
worlds ending still virgin
marries mail order bride leaves him for his cat
joins facebook EVERYBODY SWITCHES BACK to myspace
ele CEPT JEEJE
Found A DollAR AND CAN NOW AFFORD WHATSAPP Has no friends to chat with
aku tanpamuu.... forever alone
red bull gave me wings then they flew away
Gets a Text Message From his bank
Plays Pokemon HeartGold Pokemon Doesn't follow him
walk into a bar 'sorrhttp://memegenerator.net/Forever-Alone/caption#y we're closed'
I was warm in there now i'm cold
Takes Oxytocin Is Allergic
Drops Soap in Prison Nobody Notices
I should of talked to that girl at hmv I didn't know whaT music to talk about
I'm over her now I mean wanking over her now
watched googlehammer realized the meaning of life.
wants to go to the supermarket supermarket disappeared
HAS SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME DISCOVERS BLUE WAFFLE
YOLA YOU ONLY LIVE ALONE
I was saving seats at lunch Didn't Even have to
I'm no bridge... Man
Gets checked out at the register
meets nice guy pedophile
My giRlfriend is like my feRrarI Ive never had a ferrari
FINALLY GETS a notification on facebook game request
visit us weathercast on facebook
makes thanksgiving dinner eats alone
meets tatsopoulos in athens doesn't have sex
What is the slowest most painful way to die? Life
sahabat 
GOES TO MASTERBATE HAND REFUSES
looks in dictionary still can't find love
THEY SAY LOVE IS AT EVERY CORNER MY LIFE IS A CIRCLE
Farted across the table at dinner
Joined xbox live 10 years ago Still doesn't have a friend on his friend list
I have friends online
................................................... It's too quiet here.
Buys cod Girlfriend has more skills
Posted a status on facebook everyone ignores
Has to play badminton for pe no partner
Gamingfelix uploads alot videos has 80 subs
*adora i bimbi* *vive in un mondo dove tutti hanno il terrore dei pedofili*
Liking your own facebook status is like giving yourself a high five in public
Forever alone
Being single is better than being in the wrong Relationship  Thanks for telling me
Gets chase rick'd danielle strebler
my dignity is gone forever the window i licked was only a sinlge glazed!
adarsh NEVER GOT KISSED BY RITIKA
Christmas is so close i can almost smell the mistletoe I'm not going to be kissed under
one does not simply have a life
GO'S ON 7-DAY VACATION 0 text messages
lol true
YOLO? Solo
JOHNNY BRAVO
Fire at school teacher tells him to stay inside
FOrget to turn off mobile in cinema nobody calls
would you be my friend if i didn't look like a melted wellie?
a rabid squirrel runs in through back door and bites him 'my first kiss!'
if i had a girlfriend to ask me
unlimited calls + texts + Fb with 1 friend #BuddyzNever
PLAYS LEAGUE OF LEGENDS PICK SUPPORT AND GOES MID
Moi qui regarde les gens je voudrais bien une photo
lagi maen ls di warnet padahal rame  tpi gw di pojok sendirian
buys a hooker wakes up in a shallow grave
Goes to mcdonalds just to have conversation with cashier
i wish i had a boyfriend if only he was realistic
Phone vibrates accidently turned it off
PROFESSIONAL  Third wheel
was it me? was it something i said?
I would offer free hugs but i have no arms
starts game lobby on call of duty no one joins
They say its cuddling weather Is that like being in the womb?
my only contact... me
ups guy delievers a package finds a new best firend
sees mormons going door-to-door skip my house
20 new mails all of them are from airbrake
bahkan di dunia paralel nama gue.. never together
I WAS ALONE until I met Litany of Saints
I would offer free hugs but I've got no arms
cursed by ring forever hated
i just got married in the sims
HEy YouTube it's #minecraftguy6969 And today I'm gona ahoy you My house
My name is  madison vic
has 6 female friends and... no Girlfriend
added crush on facebook never acceptrd
frist one-night stand have crush on him
My friends are like god they're invisible
HAs imaginary girlfriend and imaginary best friend Imaginary girlfriend leaves him for imaginary best friend friend
PLAYS TF2 PUT ON EMPTY SERVER
friends are like scarves i only get them for christmas
i.e.d
i made this meme... by myself
Creates an amazing ringtone Doesn't Hear it for over three weeks
SENDS FB FRIEND REQUEST GETS OOF MESSAGE
Birthday aT 11 OF NOVEMBER STILL SINGLE
Friends are like Trampolines I've always wanted a trampoline
goes to school dance stands in the corner
Found somebody who talks to you microsoft sam
Had a birthday party at my house. even my parents didn't come.
Forum created turns out to be your blog
yum twinkie
4 person puzzle in littlebigplanet connects 3 more controllers
happy birthday! thanks u.s. cellular
orders pizza for 2 me and myself
drop soap in prison still a virgin
phone vibrates text sent from yourself
it's kaity
Finds girl friend mod in minecraft still gets friend zoned
knok knok whos there no one  forever alone
5-ever Alone
waits for notifications gets non
U Called??!
Called IBm support Indian tech support guy hung up on me
Has 5 Facebook Friends There just your multiple Facebook accounts
Walks into a restaurant Nobody serves him
Goes on Facebook over the course of three years Still no Friend Requests
no one likes the statuses about myself no one likes the memes about myself (ahem...)
fills own bag with bought candy to make it look like they went trick-or-treating
my First  kiss...... ended with a smack
told all my friends i liked ninjago where did you go
HITS ON HOT TEACHER GETS TO WIPE BOARD
finally meets other introvert too talkative
Leaves Cell Phone at home for Hours Looks at it and No miss Calls or Text Messages
gets milkshakes  no one comes to his yard
i'm lonely but i'm not so desperate that i'd be mates with bieber
create facebook acount create sixthousand other acounts to friend the first
i say forever and you say alone 
listened to advice dog now i have ten restraining orders for sniffing peoples butts
First time with a coat !
at school
DIFFICULT TO FOCUS when jesus lick my left ball
ahetFIN traded life for colonel 100
4 new text messages 'mom'
locks self in bathroom forever alone
Calls skype test service 'call denied'
Drops soap in prison showers still a virgin
Sends a text to himself message couldn't be deliverd
Sends a text to himself message couldn't be deliverd
uploads hilarious status to facebook has no friends
kun sanot randomeille ihmisille jotain
Gets 49/50 achievements Missing the co-op one
OP is a camper
prepares candy for trick or treaters nobody knocks AT DOOR
THAT'S WHY ROY MARTIN FOREVER ALONE
excuse me sir  stop science-commerce divide
Bikin meme lucu yang  nge like cuma 1 orang yaitu gue sendiri
Finally gets a pr loses to a freshman
NEw Diablo Friend Request CheapGoldSeller.com
IGNOre her they said she will be yours     they said
'guys! i finally lost something to a woman!' 'your house'-hurricane sandy
Believes to have lost virginity. met a girl from jailbait.com.
I tell everyone i'm a virgin but no simpathy fux?               Why Not me!?
hello  im peter griffin's siamese chin
Dresses up for very special date Halloween
none of my 4 facebook friends remembered my birthday
DANA DOESNT LOVE ME OR BRIAN
halloween comes
Steal's cool guy's gf phonenumber sending romantic texts to his mother
Forever Alone ?r&#252;lt lepkekakik
that awkward feeling you get when you say hi to someone in public and they dont reply
New aim window you are now signed on at two locations
Make some extra nuggets nobody wants tehm
has one friend on messenger that friend is gran
Ichigo: human-shinigami-hollow-vizard-fullerbringer-quincy doesn't fit in anywhere
Plays 10 games First win of the day bonus available
Co-worker asked if I was seeing anyone 'no... but thank you for thinking it was a possibility!'
His birthday Nobody cares
so forever alone even the speed date event was canceled
Sends over 20 emails only teacher responds
asks self questions on ask.fm forever alone
has sex male
Asks for a table for two Eating with his mom
jumps out in front of semi to end it all turns corner
mOm gives party doesn't get invited
finds thai bride can't afford
I'll Step up my game I've been practicing
ORDERS PIZZA
no new texts on phone... forever alone..
gets a potato marks it as best friend
hosts a big party no one shows up
Hugs a girl with big boobs no bra GetS kickeD in the balls
If peoples love lives were represented by days of the week i'd me monday
Party at yo house? Yesterday...
jadi pemimpin upacara upacaranya langsung dibubarkan
lived good life does not get raptured
GETS MARRIED WIFE SAYS 'LET'S JUST BE FRIENDS'
I have a mansion
Birthday no one remember
Asks for friends in Jita local sever crash
befriends girls on facebook they immediately change interested into women
MEETS SLENDERMAN HE DOESN'T FOLLOW HIM
ques up for an ice cream van drives away
no words  needed
INVITE FRIENDS TO SWEET 16 NO ONE SHOW UP
I dared her to break my heart... ....she did
Earthquake occurs in maine only one to not feel it
my dad buy me a new car but it is old
Empty Hopper
i'm as popular as a white crayon
Finds First Best Friend  FACEBOOK
Phone battery dead for four days still has no missed calls
i have a girl friend see this piece of dust that's her
Drives to friend oregon No soul in sight
Makes two facebook accounts to friend each other
drops the soap in prison no takers
makes a meme 10 downvotes in 5 minutes
Do YOU SMELL Sausage? I FARTED
breaks up with boyfriend realizes i have no friends
CS 1.6 Bots
It's not My idea
joins a battle find wilford everytime
AMANDA TODD
likes a girl she calls me her bestfriend
I HAVE FRIENDS ALL 10 SEASONS
Makes an org no one joins
FAILS AT SPORT never gets picked
received countless 'Secretly admired' notifications All from fake accounts!
Versus computer in chess the computer is to busy to play
Single male at stafford campus
sad panda doesn't have shit on me
Heres my number so call me maybe?
So... no karma? I didn't even want it!
LEARN PROGRAMMING
Person you like tUrns arounD and you think they are gOnna ask you out 'Can I borrow a pencil?'
Girl i have a crush on says she has to go she logged into FB seconds later
Girl i have a crush on says she really has to leave she logged into FB seconds later
replies to his own comment clicks like
friday night is magic the gathering time with my mom
Mom forgets his name forever alone
makes name for himself in single scene 3 years after single died
yeeeeyyyy
plans a hangout with friends everyone's busy because of finals
VARIABLE IN a system of equations  doesn't get solved
Gets to river completely empties
Joins the Marines Gets left behind
Joins a circle of people Everyone leaves
someone gave a card to derp written on it is 'I love you' by me :(
why dosent STEPHANy like me? 'miguel is FOREVER alone!!!!!'
be my friend or ddos
plays slender slenderman won't show up
gets married on sarp
CHECKS PHONE EVERY 15 SECONDS WHY AM I STILL NOT GETTING ANY CALLS?
made pet rock ran away from me
Friends don't wanna play protobowl Has to read packets alone.
Asked out for a date he meant the fruit
Don't hate appreciate
nice guy  finishing last since 1969
Just Friendzoned See no friends
gets facboook no friend requests
goes down town alone
won`t get a girlfriend in a million years? i can wait.
i've kissed a girl <3 it was a boy !!
chooses seat at the edge of the row so no one else tries to sit next to me
friends are like memes they are also forever alone
mICHAEL J cROWDER  NEVER GETS THE GUY HE WANTS
I listen to other peoples conversations Because i cant start my own
Has a million dollar listing open house no one attends
Aaron forever alone
won`t get a girlfriend in a million years&#201; i can wait.
won't get a girlfriens in a million years? i can wait.
friends are like pokemon 'gotta catch em all'
don't know exactly if male or female cuz it doesn't matter
uses an ubuntu lts wonders where the support is
GIRL TAKES YOU HOME WITH HER SLEEP ON THE COUCH
Show up to school and are the only one in class no one told you about SENIOR SKIP SCHOOL DAY
Gets invited to a pArty  Shows up to wrong address
I wish my name was 'bacon' So people would say they love me
girl says go away when he says hi yesss a response
updates lfs server to 0.6B8 No-one is at server
invites new girlfriend to film premiere THe innocence of muslims at the islamabad odeon
Got new MP4-player Tells him 'Hello' and 'BYEBYE'
comes home from holiday no missed calls
someone sneezes 
I only have 326 friends on facebook forever alone
NEVER DOES asks brittney spears if she can follow him
Made an awesome village on single player
5'7 and not growing any taller forver a gnome
Make a Thread No One replies
Hung out ...With my dad
Pokes someone on facebOok Never been so excitEd
decides to Start Fresh in Life spends all night Deleting one-sided facebook messages
All the boys are monsters  all the girls are whores so when you lose the one you love        there's always plenty more
ask friends to go to sunny beach they are already there
Has 1 like on his video it's from himself
trying to Add girls on bbm They accept then remove you
gets casual vaccany cant obsess with anyone
Came to school on birthday no one wished!!
comes to school on birthday.. no one wishes!!!!
My best friend: freddie 'imaginary friend'
Plays sims social on facebook *makes Another facebook* now i have a friend
just got a text
roses are red im on my phone no one to text forever alone
gETS A friend request on an mmo game hacker
When you feel all your friends are  forgetting who you are
i got a text! your bill is ready to view
Said 'Red Robbin'  Got 'shut up' as reply
JUST BOUGHT A STRIPPER EVEN SHE REJECTED ME
Gets call from crush wrong number
The only Girl in the percussion section.
itunes library can't be shared don'T care
Itunes library can't be shared don't care
DcM- wtf?
you call it forever alone I call it forever available
RANDOM GUY SAYS HI  TO PERSON BEHIND YOU
No one replies to texts blames cell phone service
tries to visit website gets 404 not found
Buys a wedding ring For himself
I ALMOST HAD A THREESOME LAST NIGHT I JUST NEEDED TO MORE PEOPLE
Facebook notification Game request
commits suicide in the middle of time square police never finds his body
aT SCHOOL SAYS HY NOBODY RESPONSE BACK
my only love problem is that i... ...don't have love problem
Gets text from girl saying 'I love you' Grandma
Cast comes off left hand threesome tonight
eating lunch all alone
can't  tango
my shadow's only one that walks beside me my shallow heart's the only thing that's beating
nobody wants to play with him on facebook games creates a new account to play against himself
Jonathan Francica Forever alone since 1986
Phone vibrates just draw something notification
gets the iphone 5 siri is not installed
Jokes about islam are not allah'wed
Opens candy infront of People Has friends for one minute
has made 20 memes all of them have 1 like
Has friends on skype Echo / Sound Test Service
I have no responses what must do?
upvoted own meme down voted by someone else
Buys Borderlands 2 no one wants to play coop
Forgot to turn off phone at movies didnt matter
makes a 9gag post 1 thumbs up
JOANNA REMOVED ME ON FACEBOOK FOREVER ALONE
I Don't always Be Alone But I do
Eats beans eats beans
got cheat codes
fires enfield in cherno no zombie aggro
BLOODY MARY BLOODY MARY ..........
Earns &#163;1600 a month T-Shirt has more holes than his stories
My GirlFriend Broke Up With Me So I reinstalled Her
AKHIRNYA AKU PUNYA TEMAN DI DVD PLAYER
moved into new city and turned on grindr just 3 people.
I HAVE GIRLS IN MY ROOM TOO MY SISTER AND MY MOM
has an IMAGINARY friend   he left
SHARES A VIDEO ON FACEBOOK SOCIETY IGNORES
If i had a penny every time someone asked me out. i'd have no money.
calls 911 nobody picks up
Learns about sex history channel
Gets appointed as SECRETARY  No one calls
that forever alone feeling you get when your best friend leaves you because she has a boyfriend
ms outred why u take my phone
coolest person in the room only one
Adopts pet rock...  runs away
Checks facebook daily no notifications
Finally talks t o a girl $1.99/minute
I have so lIttle friends I forgot my own name!
First men on mars Engine damaged during landing
Gets friend requests on instagrM From my oTher accounts
earthquakes in christchurch wears flipflops to the olympics
*enters autobiography* *becomes most voted forever alone meme*
I don't always get women Seriously i dont
finally has a girl to talk to mom
Pokemon steelix able to mate ...Too large to fit
broke my arm can't workout for months
is approached by hot girl in class 'hi can i borrow your stapler?'
asks out girl the girl vomits uncontrollably in his face- but he still looks the same afterwards.
Got the right answer in ms. benn's class nobody snapped
SAves the world with avalanche no one remembers me.
Marries his self Gets divorced
buy a ship name it relation  finally has relationship
makes friends at school community ends
one of the most popular meme's in the world Still forever alone
I Date Rocks Forever Alone
BLABLNFANSK.FNKNAFK HARHARHARHARHAR
Juho  siekkinen
Asked for help gets ignored
Got stripper's number will not see outside the strip club
got online chat message redtube.com
she followed me on instagram must like all her pictures
Calls friend on skype sound test service
I block people on facebook and then get friends to check their posts so I can still be offended
Ferman posts facebook status no likes so he likes it
That one cat that you're afraid to pet because it looks sick Yep
cant get any likes on facebook 'u dont love your mom if you dont like this'
hi five REJECTED  by own reflection
Director announces sectionals Only bassoonist in band
Black jelly bean Forever alone...
HAVE a Friend... Zoidberg
being attractive is just a dating game... on i'm-not-easy mode.
Invited to dinner by the restaurant
Forever alone dated 4 guys
the weatherman is my only friend he asks me hows the weather
says he has a girlfriend ninja
THEY CALLED  ME ULTRA-FOREVER-ALONE CAUSED I DONT HAVE A GIRLFRIEND EVEN IN SIMS
Had 2 Bitches last Night Both were ChihuahuaS
No ops in cyber the administrator made milo a room operator
Professor utonium created his girls forever alone
CAR PULLS DOWN DRIVE JUST TURNING AROUND
Zombie apocalypse doesn't get bitten
GOT ROBBED LAST NIGHT IT'S THE FIRST TIME I've had people in months
a bee bit my chin at my big party
My birthday is named 'happy birthday' on my phones calendar. so it looks like my phone is wishing me happy birthday.
Buys porch swing for two me and my dog
I text you to say goodnight you've already fallen asleep
Bumps into girl in hallway instant boner
PLEASE ANSWER ME...
Played Minecraft Ozelots ran away from me
SAYING FRIEND COME TO VISIT EAT ICE CREAM ALL ALONE
I had these contacts in forever Hopsin fans still don't notice me
text girl.. finds out she likes your best mate
why dont my friends call oh wait i dont have any
hasn't dark magician girl faps to ojama yellow
said this guy was my friend lawsuit
texting to the customer care coz my friends not reply me
sneeze? 'bless me'
my house is full of wet underwear I just did my laundry
how yuh breast and thigh look good so? kfc replies
GOES TO PICK UP CHICKS... AT A PETTING ZOO
looks in the mirror no reflection
They said id never reach level 80 on all my characters in world of warcraft but look at me now
surrounded by thousands of girls at festival not one wants a kiss
looks in mirror no reflection
gets on ledge to jump off  nobody notices
BERhasil nembak cewek *ternyata mimpi
wearing forever alone t-shirt nobody recognize
forget to put cell phone to silent in movie theater no one noticed
watches aphex twin video for 'rubber johnny' empathises
i told her call me maybe she didn't
has every achievement for battlefield 3 apart from coop ones
a notification yey for farmville
Has too many friends creates new save
Goes offline in facebook chat friday night
gets message on answer machine late comcast bill
gets marriage proposal from beautiful millionaire nigerian 419 scam
FINALLY GETS AN EMAIL SENDER: sex_sex_nice1@pharma.com       sUBJECT: You can save tremendously with this pharmacy.
finally books club room nobody comes
that lady voice on my gps turns me on
Y U NO use right meme
FOREVER FRIEND ZONE
gets middle finger Yay!
FRIENDS ARE  FOR  THOSE  WHO  NEED  THEM
Professes love to girl 'Awww! You're such a good friend!!'
looks on the iphone missed call from his dad
went to penn state football camp sandusky didn't even talk to him
I say hi they say bye
even overly attached girlfriend isn't interested
GETTING FOOD ON TOP NO ONE GANKS FOREVERALONE
Talks to girl on skype is the microphone testing lady
friends tell you your crush likes you They hook up with your worst enemy
I MEt Someome Called cleverbot
Didn't get tested for stds in years Didnt matter
Creates topic on reddit site goes down
COmes in on Saturday Makes Noise in OFFICE
WOOHOO MY FIRST DATE!! (PLAY DATE)
is better than walking alone in the light
has the longest
If i have no girlfriend i'll just be the overly attached bf.
party at my house no-one shows up grinds against the wall
got 90% in physics  forever alone
Hello !! My name is kobalt
almost had a threesome last night i just needed two more people
Look up Forever alone meme get page not responding
goes to class full of kids  goes to part where nobody is at
hello? is anyone there?
Girls girls girls i just can't say no Wait...what girls?!
Girls girls girls i just can't say no Wait...There are no girls
organize meeting - everyone accepts nobody shows up
single. duck face. in toilets where you shit. forever alone
Girl tells him she loves him 'my friend got hold of the phone'
Hacked inbox 0 messages Forever alone
Imraya tries to hi five people nobody responds
CHARLEY BUCK TOUCHES KIDS
SOMETIMES WHEN I'M ON THE COMPUTER.. I SCROLL DOWN MY EX'S FACEBOOK PROFILE.. FOR A LONG TIME..
Won New kids on the block tickets guess who showed up?
MY MOM TOLD ME ITS COOL TO STUDY FINANCE
Gets first girlfriend sims
KFC Bargain bucket for one
D-Facke Fright night
goes to a malaysian school wears a swag t-shirt and tight jeans
breaks leg and goes to hospital sends himself a get well soon cArd
knock knock
I really like you as a friend
FACEBOOK GETS HACKED NOBODY GETS SPAMMED
Gets NEGATIVE ratings No longer feels alone
gilbert and yuri sitting on a............ not gonna happen
I HAVE LOTS OF FRIENDS THINKING IS THE BEST WAY TO REACH.
texts person he misses them texts back wrong number
YOU WILL BE Forever alone
likes his own memes forever alone
buys a pet it runs away
plays skyrim lydia wants a divorce
PHONE VIBRATES BATTERY'S DYING
tell dominos it's my birthday nothing special happens
witty comment brought a jillion billion likes and comments not one friend request
starts talking about my life at a party everybody goes off for a drink
passes through airport with gun and no cavaty check
iKissed My COMPUTER& It Kissed Me Back Forever Alone
Just got a new girlfriend her name is jill
plans party when parents go out of town showers with the door open
TYPES /EVENTWARP WARPS IN AN EMPTY UNIVERSE
he have a server with 100 people logged in he doesn't have p2p
Asks girl out on WOW Blue screen of death
qualifies for the olympics independent nation
finally gets text from mom saying 'i hate you'
My life sucks I'm Jonathan
Calls skype call testing service doesnt pick up
Makes 1000  facebook accounts 1000 facebook friends
I Have a fat chin Im the only one who notices
Sneezed at church today Noone said bless u
liked my own meme image because no-one else would
16 notifications game requests
downloads slender slender wont follow
eventhough i own the game i don't know what coop in orcs must die2 is like
What are these 'friends' you Speak about
FIRST EVER CRAZY SOCK DAY OWNS ONLY WHITE SOCKS
i said 'Whoop whoop' no one shouted it back
GIRL FINALLY ANSWERS 'YES' QUESTION WAS
That face you make when you realize your crush is single!
National bestfriends day takes picture by himself
take picture of himself broken camera
Download a movie while it's still in theaters DoN't watch it until it airs on HBO
gets a dog named love she runs away
Checks to see who visits his facebook No Views
wants to play league with friends solo que
she texted me 'come over nobody is home' i went over nobody was home
messages every girl in his phone to hangout all are 'busy'
plays with himself every satuday night in monopoly
I just have high standards. Lying
send a Text to mom Reply: Who's this?
Has highest number of lol's in the forum no one thinks he's funny
Goes on match.com friend zoned
Playing mafia everyone wants to lynch me
stock market crashes still has his money
first kiss inflatable doll
Girl and I both used to  like each other friendzone
REPLIES OFTEN DOESN'T REPLY TO YOU AT ALL
i was on msn and  she said wrong person
Plays multiplayer with bots bots leave game
wish them Happy Friendship's day they said  .
Text FROM 'LOVER' 090
7 billion people on the planet never met one
drops pencil in test
skylar pennington forever alone
Table for One please
The girl who loves me DoEsnt exist
Someone says 'hi' To the guy behind you
Tries online dating profile rejected
His mother gave birth to twins heterozygous
Jana and ciara do i even need to go on?
hits on all the girls in the office smells like farts
why have friends when none of them talk to you
roses are red
Does not know what a meme is no one speaks to him again
go online on facebook 0 friends available.
Broke fast but
Gets date to homecoming it's maverick
Plays amnesia  No ghosts appear
buys dog dog hangs itself listening to skeeter davis
play skyrim go to solitude
plays fifa 12 could not find matches
No one plays blackshot with me as they say i use aimbot forever alone
Plays skyrim lives in solitude
participates the selection for model of balaclavas discarded
roses are red
happy birthday andrew hope you're having fun at your house doing nothing
Lost by .1 points But it was waaaayyyy better doe
I like my own comments on facebook forever alone
mad you forgot your phone all day come home to zero texts
Just got off a skype call with call/test service
I love her she loves him
Saya hafal semua nama dan wajahnya
buy diablo 3 to play with people dead game
got hit on by a tranny
Meets the Weighted Companion Cube Forced to EUTHANIZE it
I HATE When pokemon need to be traded to evolve
has favourite song as ringtone  doesn't get sick of it
Calls echo sound test no answer
So... I'm not marrying Tzeitel?
No One Wants to go to the batman preview with me
happy birthday... to me
WAnted a new feature Never got told yes.    Never got told no.
Nerv ..Nuff Said
2012 happens forever alone in heaven
has Milkshake no boys come to yard
Unintentional Introvert
mAKING THE FACE THAT YOU'RE TRYING TO TYPE
Has a Friend on skype It's Echo/sound test service
Bane destroys gotham
Thanks For listening any questions???
skype every night Forveralone
Told her how i felt she doesn't feel the same
play hard to get they said he'll wanna date you then they said
Friends go to mall Forget to invite me
I'm like homework nobody wants to do me
Umer-e-daraz maang kar laaye thay chaar din do aarzu mein kat gaye
Pedro Mota
social hipster because being in a relationship is way too mainstream
If a make a facebook account  Facebook dont wants me
ramadan away from home
this picture has too much fitnah
y.o.l.o you only love once
go for a high 5 rejected - style it out
im nick tawil i'm a piece of shit
Phone rings in classroom
I'll die alone Because I'll make all the other people die togehter
i found love on page 566 in the dictionary
Nikki Benz replied I can die happy now
Waves at person waving at him REalizes person isn't waving at him
not forever alone forever avaliable !
Phone battery dies was on standby too long
'Likes' his own facebook posts
last time i got some ass was when my finger slipped thru the TOILET paper
Makes dinner for self Dinner eats itself
Happy BirthDAY TO MYSELF
Treats Girls Respectfully Forever ALone
TALKS TO GMONES. Forever agnome.
MEET CUTE GIRL. THIS IS CRAZY. GET HER NUMBER DON'T OWN A PHONE
i am a dryed up load
Malem minggu maen cs doang
Walks out of a Yu-Gi-Oh tournament sees  crush
orders sex doll misses ups 3 times
Kickflips off of the lee hurst table first try nobody sees
Nobody talks to him at school mr oldham looks after him
Names his female dog friend so he can say he has a girlfriend
FINDS GIRL ON OMEGLE SHES BOY
willwonka is in god tier forever demigod
why does my friends hate me
NO PDA ALLOWED IN SCHOOL NOT A PROBLEM
hei hallo
Happy Birthday To me
is there anybody out there
i facerape my own facebook account  TO SHOW EVERYONE THAT I HAVE FRIENDS
LIFETIME MEMBERSHIP TO A DATING SITE
having a bad day
text ! Yay
gets an add from a person just wanted to see stats
lifetime membership to a dating site?
puts Hand in own popcorn box at the movie blind date
Stays all day on the internet talking to people about the internet
posts for people availability for an event nobody answers
DEACTIVATE FACEBOOK ACCOUNT NO ONE NOTICE
I Dominate At call of duty
Has signal on 02 still gets no texts
Beatrice kushnir ginger forever no soul
Follows his parents on twitter gets blocked
GOT PASCAL & KLAUDIA NOT FOREVERALONE ANYMORE
got a superpower invisible to anyone
50 shades of alone
Die Pr&#252;fung in Theoretische Informatik gehabt und bestanden
Parents get a divorce  No custody battle
hasn't checked phone in a week no missed calls
Sign up to A forum ask for friends
Youjizz ban me my life is sucks
goes on reddit in the morning  nothing to do the rest of the day
not responding to text call you on private and you answer
that moment when you realize that you will never become Benedict Cumberbatch's wife
NEVERHadabOyfriend.orG CREATED IT
Thay said 'you'll never walk alone' thay said
Downloads Whatsapp
Asks Teacher A Question Doesn't Answer
If i got 1 friend for every time carroll scored
watches  mls
Finally get's a notification its a game request! forever alone
tries to play solo Can't even create party with himself
Calls skype microphone testing Hangs up
go in front of a team fight everyone left
Silences phone well before movie starts Waste of time
Just Me And My pillow Tonight
makes tumuler  and no followers
rushes to pet store.  realizes is closed forever alone
chose to be mike and ike left
his b-day no fb notifications or twitter mentions
dates a girl for 3 years nothing happens
Talking in global chat Noone else replies
No Upvotes;Refreshes Page Still No Upvotes
gets a text message its froM yassin carvan . . . forever alone
Gets a  new text message viagra ADVERTISEMENT
FUSION DANCE NO ONE TO FUSE WITH :(
THE MUMPS VIRUS MY ONLY FRIEND
july 6 Interational kiss day
GETS NEW RINGTONE NOBODY CALLS
is in relationship with his right hand
meets girl on internet she's fat
My girlfriend is like my ferrari  they are not real
can't make original meme caption copy someone else's
yabba my icing
Buy's a Co-op game Never plays it
I dON'T ALWAYS HAVE FRIENDS BUT WHEN I DO ITS IN MY DREAMS
I've been laid before by my hand
'university it's different from high school' they said still no friends
i know u love me look at my goregeous face
How do I describe my relationship with the ladies? A (s.a.c.) Stand alone complex...
We come to love not by finding a perfect person    BUT BY LEARNING TO SEE AN IMPERFECT PERSON PERFECTLY.
Goes to cinema alone
the sheets are soaked from the washing machine
Real friends show me their boobs THANKS
the awkward moment when you're the only single man in your group
says they're going to delete facebook nobody cares
thinks about all the free time lost with a second job Doesn't actually matter
i am a family guy fan
i froze in the middle of a street in flash mob nobody noticed
Counting all the assholes in the room I am difinitely all alone. Forever Alone
hey siri
Just Remember When No One Else Was There For You That God Caused Whatever it is you need him for And Could have prevented it if he wanted to...
Adds Fake girls on facebook they wont accept the request
I just wanted to be social. Everybody hates me
takes dad out to dinner dead for 32 years
Joins New band 'Not WAnted'
Pins a bunch of new things on pinterest No repins
t7878 89t8t9t9
When she invites you over to watch the Bachelorette Friend Zoned
FACERAPER DEG SELV INGEN KOMENTERER
had a birthday party invited all 10 seasons of friends
i finally got 1 friend
girl says she loves him as a friend.
i am an anarchist a market anarchist
gets hungry airbender's turn him away
In love with a girl Helps her get a boyfriend
ct replies to me on xfire faints
Gives relationship advice No girlfriend
My love story isn't better than twilight
girl tells me she loves me as a friend
'I love you'  'Sorry
the original kunzul Khan
i text a number on my phone a few second later i get a text
Bullies Karate Kyle No revenge
maybe no one likes me  because of my face
relates to all forever alones
8 girls and a large amount of booze at my house upstairs drinking alone
tEXTS HIMSELF NEVER GETS A TEXT BACK
I fInally made frIends With dr. Zoidberg
Takes out pack of gum no one notices
Never receives texts not even from the service provider
you defeated my team so... take me as your trophy
grounded for a month 0 missed texts...
MAKE A BIRTHDAY PARTY in sims nobody comes
Cornered by shooter Not Worth it
North Korea
Gets date to prom because of her sympathy
i need a girlfriend.. just today though...
gets hit by car DOWNTOWN no one bothers to help or call ambulance
Plays modern warfare with friends Doesn't have the new DLC
got date for prom she popped
i'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
CHANGED NAME ON FACEBOOK TO OBEY'SQUAD STILL NO FRIENDS
start jumping up and down during 'nitai gaura haribol' realize youre the only one still jumping
IF U HAVE A GOOD CHOICE AND PERSONALITY THEN UR SUCCESSFULLY FOREVER ALONE
facebook chat: 'Seen 2:30' no reply forever alone
googles birthday to see what happened in history on that day no matches
1
Only Meme That Can Read In His Own Voice Is Forever Alone
Turns on xbox live microsoft rage quits
The only people that talk to me are the voices in my head ... EVEN THEY USUALLY IGNORE ME - forever alone
Spaghetti Your best food for coding
Gets an e-mail from my mom with the chores
using public restroom even the automatic sensor doesn't notice me #foreverdark
has the biggest ass in the world still DOESN'T pull a boyfriend
No likes on my earthquake status forever alone
cell phone sounds battery fully charged
Gets taken to the bathroom with hot chick her name was palmela handerson
Overly attached girlfriend? that sounds nice
having a meme war with myself forever alone
finally gets a phone call pocket dial
*digs dead lover up* forever heathcliff
Tell girl you like her not sure if she likes you back
ZACK THINKS HE's FUNNY GETS ZERO LIKES ON HIS MEMES
Makes fake facebook accounts just to add yourself and doesnt accept yourself.. forever alone
mom doesn't show up at his own birth
Buys a 2 for one t-shirt at rebel wears both
i am going out with my friends None of them show up
invites friends to play a game turns on pokemon game
Needs proof that he made this meme forgot to log in
I have 3 friends Me
Gets voxer Sends message to self
Chose  a starter pokemon  escaped and went with gary
Creats squad in bf3 nobody joins
No plans
CLAIMS TO HAVE A DATE TO THE PROM COUSIN BACKS OUT AT THE LAST SECOND
free calls on birthday calls the operator
Call carly rae Jepsen it was a fake number
door bell ring for the first time in months 'want some cookies'
USES REPEL IN THE SAFARI ZONE
'goodmorning
EVeryone else gains 10% friends on FB GF dumps him
Tells friends about hot prom date was the limo driver.
nEED TO REATTACH FRONT BAR WITH ZIP TIES FIND EMPTY BAG OF ZIP TIES
think your amazing and use spillit? get ready for abuse ya stuck up boot!
DATES THE UGLIEST WOMEN IN THE WORLD FRIENDZONED
cooks great dinner for two has leftovers
Owns a ship named relation Now has a relationship
girl says yes to going to concert Spends whole concert talking about another guy
car pool lane 
110 fAcebook friends No one talks
Loses phone for 3 days No missed calls or texts
Came Home No ONe was home
Makes two accounts starts conversation with self
Psyched for Awesome new ringtone Never gets to listen to it
Went tO cubs game Last one there
HOLDS DOOR OPEN FOR CUTE GUY GUY USES OTHER DOOR
creates a facebook account to add himself on his other facebook account
watched the tony awards i'm a guy
Was in a land rover commercial played the part of matt
teacher tells you to get the phone that is ringing
CAT ESCAPES WHO'S GOING TO BE MY FRIEND NOW?
Roses are red
name is hark spends all day calling tom tomcat
my door bell is ringing in years!!! foreclose.
the cruise is sinking no bothers telling you
kid gets banned the server doesnt even like him
SKYPE ECHO/SOUND TEST SERVICE Call Declined
I ask people to follow me they don't follow me -Nagy-
Chatted with a girl Online spam pop-up
becomes grand champion of the arena Adoring fan DOESNt RECOGNIZE you
got a two new messages but all of it are from the operator
CAT esCAPES BETTER FIND A NEW BEST FRIEND
my mom says i am handsome
BUys two person beach towel Only uses it for himself
Listens to one direction forever alone
attends recruitment event sits by self
Has one friend on skype Echo/sound test service
What's the use of getting sober When u Gonna get drunk again?
Jumps into ocean carrying 4 bags of blood The sharks swim on by
Creates awesome website Hit Counter: 1
sees overly attached girlfriend's video falls in love
i finally got friends today on dvd
get a call  butt dial
Friend says 'Let's chill this summer' in yearbook it never happens
Goes onto facebook after weeks of not being on zero notifications
Goes onto facebook after weeks of not being on zero notifications
GETS a moab on mw3  playing split-screen by himself
Happy birthday hope you look as sexy as me
Wears amulet of mara No one talks to you..
Buys pack of gum Just so people talk to me
plays mw3 singleplayer
ADDS  A GIRL ON FACEBOOK GETS IGNORED ADDS HER AGAIN 4 MONTH LATER IGNORED AGAIN
Friends something i wish i actually had
tries to kiss liliana she rejects it
Calls Echo / Free Test Service on Skype Call Declined
known all over the world doesn't have a girlfriend
Playpal is my only pal
kills 10 cops in gta4 doesn't get any wanted stars
Has am imaginary girlfriend  she ran away
support liverpool fc they said... atleast 'you'll never walk alone' they said...
supports liverpool fc still walks alone
17 at uni
Calls echo / sound test serVice on skype Call declined
From now on all call you boyfriend
Forever ReblogginG
all reddit links purple
'invite your friends over for dinner' No one comes to mind
Creates oovoo account oovoo buddy unfriends
Everyone got an award for awards night except for me
Girl calls me hot Replies 'Yeah it's 38 degrees today'
Forever alone Roses are red
tell her crush about his feeling crush's on the phone
Ironfist after 1.3 FOREVER ALONE
FAcebOOk notification game request
Someone open door for me instant bff
Opponent draws exodia 1st turn forever alone
i play sims i don't have friends
what girlfriend?
Gets Drunk online and tells everyone he loves them goes home alone... all weekend
An Ugly Woman Send Me a Friend Request DIdn't ACCEPT It!
99 Problems But a B*tch ain't one
buys inspirational CD on Itunes Music Files corrupted
the CINEMA was on 2x1 so i went twice
Got my named called in the hunger games nobody volunteered
DRINKING AT HOME AND FRIEND CALLS 'ARE YOU DRINKING ALONE?' You say 'no' tv's on'
TALK TO A GIRL ON FB SHE SAYS BRB !!
Roses ARE red        have a phone   no body calls me   I'm forever alone
Wanted to watch Sig She was offline
Plays wow still never picked for groups
mass murderer/supervillian/america's top fbi targets still not wanted
Hey i just met you and this is crazy but im forever alone
That akward moment when you want to share a 9gag with your friends and none of them speak english
makes minecraft pixel art in singleplayer
Gained weight to have a reason to buy 2 plane tickets
forever without gorillaz merchandise
threw a birthday party for myself i didnt even show up
Alone on Valentines day for 20 years is 20 years old
Me (Mewithoutyou)
offered a hug hits the mirror
FINDS MORAL SUPPORT FROM DUTCH FRIEND AGAINST XAXIS DUTCH GUY  DUTCH FRIEND RELOCATED TO HK ALREADY
'Hey are you friends with--' Let me stop you right there
sOMEONE TALK IN FB CHAT IT WASNT FOR ME
i'm going to go hang out with my friends *logs onto a minecraft server*
Forever Al 1
I waited so long for dlc2... ...now what?
Made friends with seniors junior year Completely alone Senior year
on a facebook post likes his own comment
hot girl shows slight interest Imagines the coming months to be a couple with her
YOLO SPENDS ALL OF TEENAGE YEARS METICULOUSLY RUNNING A ONE DIRECTION BLOG
mw2 lobby has 150 people...joins 1 person in lobby
Goes on spankwire to masturbate Website is down
Got marrieD to a really hot girL... In a dream last night.
runs for guls unopposed still not on commitee
iTS MY BIRTHDAY NO1 LIKE MY STATUS ON FACEBOOK
GUYS GUYS GUYS FINISHED!
Plays diablo 3 solo
MAKES CALL WAIT U CANT CALL YOURSELF
BUys pornogrAphic MagaziNe Gets frieNdzOned
walks with crowd of classmates left behind
didnt run for student council missed chance to meet friends
No one sees first reddit post makes more accounts and still no views
At lEAST THE OPPOSITE OF ME  IS COOL tHEN i WOULD BE nEVER TOGETHER... fml
CREATES MEME NO FRIEND TO SEND IT TO
Computer and me match made in heaven
has 200 facebook friends knows 0
comments woot while playing counter strike there is no 'we' nor an 'other team'
bought a plane and crashed at grand canyon forever alone
Pays a prostitute for sex Prostitute  tells him things arent working out
Defeats greatest threat to the freedom of humanity gtfo
I dont understand those couples who row and a minute later change their relationship statues to ' single ' i fight with my parents but i dont change mine to ' orphan '
Fail to learn mesh looked down on by everyone
takes bong toke with bunch of friends no one watches
i feel good when i'm alone because this is my 'forever alone' choice
CROWDED SIDEWALK WITH FRIENDS  left alone in the back
my girlfriend is just like my lamborghini I don't have one
talks about serbia like it still exists
logs in to facebook my classmates aren't online
II'm a magnet for the ladies I push them all away from me
High and passing the joint... WTF
Girls: 'I love guys with accents' forever american
Goes to an upper-scale restaurant Orders for one
competetive in the market
WENT TO G.F 'S HOME NO ONE WOKE ME UP
make a post they said  it will get to the hot page they said
Cell phone rings vector marketing
Builds a Magnetic bed for one
I Had a huge party last night But then i got kicked off the chat channel
Goes to airport doesn't get touched by tsa
Puts flower arrangement in vase picked from own backyard
puts beautiful flowers into vase freshly picked from own backyard
I FOund the girl of my dreams it was on the internet
sees that kid online kid messages you before you log off
DAMIR ONCE WENT OUT HE REALIZED GRAPHIC IS TOO LOW
Famous people add everyone but they don't add me
i love getting spam mail
Roses are red
`Bought a new cellphone has never used it
Marco? ............
posts about zayn malik on facebook 0 brown girls like it
calls girl to ask her out girl's answering machine rejected the phone call
my friends graduated from uni and got a job i went to uws...
Goes on chatroulette 'the next button must be broke'
Said 'where is my bag' didnt find it
SEARCH FOR A GIRLFRIEND NObody wants...
Makes a comment  GETS IGNORED
Forever alone in 9GAG
Puts heart on girl in yearbook gets restraining order
Now you're just somebody that I used to- Oh
Game starts 4 leavers
Eat a kingcake... is the king
i thought my boyfriend will join me on the bed but he told me he needed fresh air and felt asleep on the couch in the living room
GREETINGS FROM THE FRIEND ZONE
Forever alone
Has Sex Hand gets tired
have a talk with girl is a phone operator
joins twitter -1 followers
FOREVER alone waiting for potato
mAYBE?
I finally found love! page 308 in the dictionary
We all have that friend ! THat...friend...
Gets a Hatsune Miku body pillow Gets friendzoned.
puts number on facebook not even a prank call
Goes to sleep Hugs the pillow
Started play diablo III three days late Everyone's level 50
aww man this is honey dijon *everyone leaves lunch table*
Played minecraft for xbox could'nt go splitscreen
has no date to prom goes anyways
Played swtor didn't even let me get a companion
Likes 'TBH' Status Is THE ONE THEY DON't FEEL LIKE DOING
spends valentines day with my x... ...xbox360
Finds 5 dollar bill buys 5 rolls of quarters
Create awesome project on github nobody forks
eating chicken  nothing stuck on your teeth
sent flowers to female friend douchebag ex-boyfriend gets credit
Holds door for girl Girl laughs;uses other door
plays hockey to make friends gets put in penalty box
WAS PROMISED TO GO TO THE HUNGERGAMES WITH SOMEONE  2 MONTHS LATER
HAs amf bowling party  at age 17
no one knows your name even at makua lani
Sets up Minecraft Server plays all day single player on it
has to buy a box of condoms because his expired
can't get girl become wrestler to hug guys
Plays diablo 3 monsters don't attack
Marries Homura pillow Forever hated by madoka fans
Goes for morning jog forever alone
When I try to get through on the telephone to you there will be nobody home
Pimpin ain't easy I know
Tell her your feelings
I know... It's due to my greatest love ... Beer
Jumps out the window Everybody cheers
Watches NDTV Headlines DOESN'T get welcomed
SAY HE HAS FRIENDS PULLS OUT THE FULL FRIENDS DVD COLLECTION
freind zone level:gazillion forever alone
Made a fake girl facebook to talk to himself foreveralone
Oliver Marchetti forever Whitebelt
has no friend and d3 not working
fancy dress party on my block so i turn up as star trek alien on my own forever a gorn
Opens pack of gum people don't flock to him
u Invited to my party. oh
apparently the new neighbor a floor below me doesn't enjoy her bedroom vibrating  From my computers subwoofer
Finally He will get married It's the 21/12/2012
Got a friend request It's a prank
Doesn't Get a Fast Pass for Universal still
the name michael all are against gay marriage
picks up eight chicks on the internet
Someone knocks his door just the postman
drops soap doesn't get raped
forever a loan $37
GETS A BEST FRIEND ONLY FOR A second
Messages girl on okcupid claiming to be forever alone ignored
Not sure if alone or... yeah
AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT GETTING HACKED
only one to volunteer for pep rally game doesn't get picked
wears a funny shirt NO ONE says anything
wISHES MOM A HAPPY MOTHERS DAY NOT EVEN FRIENDS WITH HER ON FACEBOOK
Playing call of duty no one wants to join my loby
is about to masterbate his sock runs away from him
life  i am disappoint
...................... anyone there?
receives a text from himself
Sends friend request to good GIRL Ignored
Hey Guys
Wins two tickets to pAradise Sells the other one.
tries to masturbate gets friendzoned
'YOLO' Forever Alone
'you're the egg mcmuffin of friends' Says the burger king
stupid computer won't load
Recieves text oops wrong number
goes on facebook every one goes offline
goes on facebook no-one online
went to a RESTAURANT no one wants to be his waiter
STFU Marcel Du spaten
Not sure if i like josh hutcherson or peeta but i can have neither
Being a pirate not being able to go to movies with girls
Knowing all the memes no one cares
one friend left on facebook logs off before i can talk to him
goes on facebook no friends on chat
goes on facebook no friends on cha
goes on facebook no chat
Goes to server Everyone leaves and never comes back
will i ever have a girlfriend?
I sent a message to someone on facebook they logged off
no one wants to have a drink with me i will drink alone
Happy Birthday TO myself
I don't have any friends so i go to the cinema alone
my new girlfriend calls me a stalker well she's not my girlfriend... yet... forever alone
has 100 fans bought every single one of them 29.99$ from walmart
O BOy! a text message! 'Reply to this text to win a free ipad'
Goes to server Everyone leaves and never comes back
Goes to server Everyone leaves and never comes back
Plays RPG Is the guy who lives with mom
Finally got a kiss thanks hersheys
Ian has house party and no one shows Forever Alone!
Roses are red
LOL JKS
forever failure
Going to get drunk tonight! ...alone
Yay a text its from the service providier
THere's one Who understands me My C Compiler
Posts His First post in bfhn Already Hated
Never had first kiss saving it for jo calderone or lady gaga
pensavo che per i praticanti non potesse andar peggio poi ho letto le proposte del cnf
PLAYS LEGEND OF ZELDA EVEN THE FAIRY IGNORES HIM
i see my face and i realize that i'll be forever alone
Roses are red
Overpopulation? Part of the solution
Finally got a kiss. thanks hersheys!
pikachu paradise is a homo
gives lap dances to drunk girls at parties
im a senior  and still sit out side at lunch
The tenth Canadian Forever Alone
Only band who didn't get unanimous superior together alone...
friend just engaged on facebook just engaged in some world pvp
DOESN'T PLAT DIABLO 3
Tries to come out of the closet to parents parents laugh
feels good about enb211 learns about enb311
goes to alaska forever in nome
can't pay internet bill and gets cut off but it feels like getting cut from the world
extractor trick forever a drone
someone waves to you you realize it was your reflexion on a mirror
gOES ON A DATE gETS MADE FUN OF FOR KISSING HAND
gets text message espn
love me?  please
no one texts me forever alone
I got a &#163;100 Cheque          from charity
my boyfriend is like an ipad i don't have an ipad
Text friend 20 times get no text back Forever alone
No one talks to me ever
gets text message on iphone! Optus reminding him to pay his bill!
workout at home forever alone lvl: benni
Leaves first speed dial open for when he gets a girlfriend
ask three underclassmen to prom still no date
1 missed call  unknown number
in soviet russia you dodge enemies
Table VIBRATES
trying to buy a concert tickets. 'SORRY
mY STAFF FRIENDS RESIGN forever alone
That's what makes you beautiful i love them!
MAkes 2 facebooks both profiles have no freinds
Time to bottle up and celebrate alone...
Wille: I stalked a girl Now forever alone in prison
Forty year old virgin? Challenge accepted!
-friends tell you to be yourself and he'll like you- he tells your friend he's not into you..forever alone
Someone is stalking me? I am so flattered
New friend request on facebook Just another loser
i love my taylor Guitar
favorite book: y u no love me by forever a. lone
Liysol kills 99.9% germs .1 forever alone
Finaly got a girlfreind palmala handerson
pOSTS A QUESTION TO yAHOO nO aNSWERS
gives out personal info to spam sites still no emails
21st birthday at home scrubbing tubs
Have some love heart candy 'bye bye'
Gets shutdown by his computer
Tonight is prom night
Finally  someone noticed me
give tokens a cam girl thanks to another user
works up courage to go outside doesn't
lost in shady neighborhood didn't get mugged
Asian Father sees he got a B+ Doesn't care
see's beautiful girl looks at her until she passes by
tells everyone to use google PLUS Talks to himself
Help ME assassins creed is sucking my time
i have a girlfriend ECHO /SOUND TEST SERVICE
GOES TO BO'S LAN DOESNT GET RAPED
killed my parents forever atone
Why am i so alone? i know it :(
finally gets xbox live nobody online
i GOT a gIRLfRIEND jUST kIDDING!
gets an email from spam
has a birthday party only mom comes
even good girl ana will not get with me
I think im in love with my left hand
tries to apply lord     atkin's neighbour principle has no neighbours
Emails course director to supervise dissertation never gets a reply back
Crush adds you on facebook it was a facerape
messages self to appear to have friends
killstreaks norwegian island news talks about the weather
Forever only until December 21st
goes to friendly restraunt no one comes for order
goes to friendly restraunt no one comes to take order
Calls Emergency No one helps him
'no ONE ONLINE' I WAS ONLINE
FEEL SOMEONE LOOKING AT ME AS I WALK JUST MY REFLECTION ON THE WINDOW
Loopback ip address forever a loop
Finally got hit up on grindr it's a girl
YES I FINALLY GOT A DATE! FROM THE SUPERMARKET
Goes on Omegle No one online
goes to park  no one tries to kidnap me.
makes imaginary friend It doesn't wanna speak to me
Kills the king wife suicides
thinks someone is talking to him 'can i take your order'
the girl from mcdonalds talked to me!! she said ''can I take your order''
one new notification mum sent friend request
tries to talk to people on omegle gets disconnected everytime
MAtthew GeddES I hoPE U DIE
goes to solo top jungler never ganks
PUT PEANUT BUTTER ON BALLS AND CALL DOG Dog runs away
got laid 200 times on the internet
Comments on girls status Ignored
CRYCRYCRY No one even stops to look at me....
Come over--hold on just got home can't find charger FoRever alone
Misses Many Days From School Only Teachers Notice
update a stupid joke on facebook watch screen for 30 minutes to see if anyone likes
asks nadine if she wanted to go out on tuesday
Lamer forever alone
started green committee nobody came
Oh we're having the sex talk Looks like i dont to pay attention
HI MY NAME IS ELAN
Like a 'tbh' status nothing happens
Remember me checkbox never remembers me
finally get a text blackjack pizza deals
meme no sense make must be vinson
finally someone likes one of my facebook photos not a picture of me
anas likes me  for ever gay
my name is greg zins and i'm a virgin
3 new e-mails from ms.hayward
mom pass away said i was adopted
joined meme generator voted down own meme
Sent a mess text message No one replies
Sits to talk with mom she plays on his laptop
Finally someone likes one of my facebook photos it's not a picture of me
I'd be the perfect wingman just need some friends
wants to masturbate youjizz crashes
knows where osama was know one asked him
Has sex realises girl is blind
puts new phone number on facebook no body calls
say hi to his mirror reflection it ignores him
Robbers broke in last night first time having people over in months
feels his phone vibrate
getting a gf is a piece of cake diabetic
Receives automated 'happy Birthday' from forum Archives it
I ALMOST HAD A THREE-SOME LAST NIGHT I just needed two more people
sends draw something request that person deletes their facebook account and moves away
asked for spanish notes they liked my publication
it's saturday
Gets facebook only plays games on it
accidently touches a girls hand on public transport says sorry
'Grab somebody sexy tell them hey' no one said 'hey' to me
i wear crocs  everyone found out
favorite show comes on power goes out
My memes get more likes than my photos
Has never got a farmville request
i want to make sex now! redtube here i go again!
chat friend on facebook goes offline
Downloaded a game illegally cannot play online
I almost had sex But my hand said no
She says I'm sweet thanks virtual girl
one notification on birthday farmville request
FAIL AIDS
How i feel after one day trying to earn karma
gaby has no laptop have no interactions
Spiller LOL sTARTER SOLO q
open box expecting a present doesnt find a gift inside
hello
Playing Killing Floor Alone On a multiplayer server
Updates FB status No likes
friend request accepted on facebook friend request denied in real life
teacher gives time to talk in class talks to no one
birthday says happy sweet 16 im 14
birthday cake says happy 16th birth day im 14
I was finall called for jury duty it was a mistake
Calls himself forever available Forever alone
Posts a picture of himself on facebook with his shirt off only relatives comment
go into a finder bender guy speeds off
nothing to do during lunch and after school Joins yu-gi-oh club
won a lottery now i have money to talk with
Forever   CONTAINED
I just got a myspace nobody accepts my friend requests
has one freind on facebook just deleted me
Finally got a gf! Praise the lord for habbo hotel!
teacher says find a partner uses cleverbot
le me on the bus
called 118 for a girlfriend rejected the call
Was is das!!!??? It wazen me
time to shake hands with my classmates no one accepts
Goes to dobbins  sits by the window
My friend said he would call me back.... but he hasnt call back yet and its been hours
my trainer RELEASED me
lives in gladstone only girl not pregnant
Makes milkshake No boys in my yard
COMING SOON DECEMBER 21 2012
bought another pc to play lan games with myself
Makes milkshakes no one comes to the yard
apocalypse
meets cute guy with friend  guy falls for friend
spams in the thread needs 7 weeks to reply to a pm
In almost every situation Nutella makes a great substitutE for a committed relationshIp
My name Is Camryn foREVER ALONE
I've got many friends: jazz
looks in mirror mirror walks away
SUBSCRIBE
Does exactly what a girl looks for in a man Friendzone
Hecs forever a loan
Sits down nobody joins
finally got a kiss thanks hersey
my mom said to do something productiv like hanging out with my friends friends
Its No wonder im forever alone When i look like this
walking in a corridor in school gilr turned around
Reageert in topic om ster te krijgen topic wordt gewist
opens up team fortress 2 to play with bots
wynne pruett's calves make me feel inadequate
I use disability as an excuse so people can feel sorry for me and kiss my fatass.
someone took over all the broadcasting systems steals remote control back from self
Such a lonely day And it's mine The most loneliest day in my life
PHONE VIBRATES YOUR BUTT TURNED IT OFF
having seagulls for best friends coz they visit your bins
i have a best friend my mom
Flashes new rom Doesnt need to backup contacts or text messages
Pokemon black doesn't have rufflet?  Don't worry
Wanted to catch em all had to buy both games and another gameboy
health is red
I lost my only two friends my brother said that i dont haVE ANY Balls
locks cat in room to spend time with it Cat crawls out window
Has 20 friends they are on my hands and feet
My girlfriend's like my lamborghini i don't have one
gets on bus Where'd everyone go?
makes second facebook just to have a friend
cooks dinner for two has dinner plans set for the weekend
girl bumped into me at the mall pimp
Gets Friends request! From my fake account..
יובל נכנס לסקייפ מחכה ש?ני יכנס ובנתיי? חוטף ?עע מלדבר ע? ה?ישה של סקייפ.זה כמה שפור?בר ?לון.AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nuclear war No chance now
HELP FRIENDS IN A RELATIONSHIP dIDN'T HAVE A RELATHIONSHIP BY HEM SELF BEFORE
Asks if anyone wants his phone number on FB no one replies
parents die in car crash neighbour listed as emergency contact
writes provacative comment on post no one replies
algun dia!! voy a ser mas groso en el cs
gets a message on tumblr its from tumblrbot
finally gets a text message '@merlostats: don't forget our homework tonight'
hey someone called this phone? wrong number?? ok....
joins game lobby everybody leaves
new message on okcupid monthly billing info
the mirror is your only friend breaks mirror
Petting a dog dog goes away
i'm loved in a special unloved kind of way
Boby Forever Alone
im not addicted to xbox i can stop playing whenever i want
comments a good point everyone ignores
tells girls i like my little pony forever alone!
roses are red my best mates a cone he leaves me forever alone
Great save gregg... said no one ever.
Thought sonic the hedgehog(2006) was a master piece ...really?
nutella empty nothing else to live for
invente una polola para impresionar a mis amigos imaginarios
Lives in wellesley watches marathon on tv
proclaims major faction 1 member
No reply from sibaa Foreva alone
told the girl of my dreams she was beautiful today 20 feet away from her
gets in bed with ipod
At my last job I was the best
WANTED ASTEROIDS TO BE USURPED NO ONE CAN HEAR ME
makes ridiculous facebook status hacked by friends
MASS EFFECT 2 RELATIONSHIP SIMULATOR
One person came to our program.  It was another ra
Happy Sibling day
1 new message from mum
gets only friend  twilight book for christmas
Gets hit with semtex doesn't stick to him
Autobalance in 15 seconds gets put in spectator
Black day extra sauce for my jajangmyun
phone rings bonjour....
new message your minutes have been topped up!  telus
claims identity of ahana shanbhogue ....
buys family car makes profit by selling seats AS SPARE PARTS
Makes next game no one comes
goes out for a change goes out to ınternet cafe
HAS A CRUSH ON A GIRL NAMED MARGE SIMPSON
what's the DIFFERENCE between a ferrari and a girlfriend? i have a ferrari
fool ilove it when a plan comes together
Noble Gas Can't Make Any Bonds
bro! i`m here puppy!
GOT AN ACCOUNT ON GOOGLE+
NO REPLIES TO TEXTS SENT OVER 24 HOURS AGO... TEXT MUM TO MAKE SURE PHONE WORKS. GETS REPLY.
Got back with my ex Box 360
buys family car makes profit by selling seats AS SPARE PARTS
Even my dog hates me Forever alone
she's doing body shots        off italian guys in mexico I'm all alone
So alone THAT... YOU DRAW A PICTURE OF YOURSLEF
TEXTS HOT GIRL NEVER GETS A REPLY
you should meet my wife she's taking care of our home in riften
1 new message from starhub
Easter didn't get invited to any family parties
IS ABSENT FROM SCHOOL FOR A DAY EVEN THE TEACHERS DIDN'T NOTICE
i raped yo best freind now your turn
PHONE VIBRATES ZYNGA POKER
got kicked out of my own status forever alone
eating a banana eating another one
NIALL HORAN HUG ME
play the sims 3 and make a cool pg nobody come to your party
Haha you only have one friend! That's one more than I've got
wave to friend in the hall doesn't see you
Car is in the shop Would rather call in sick to work than have to take the bus
teacher calls roll reported for skipping later that day
Buys a tomorrowland-ticket friends don't have one
hAPPY BOY
When someone reads your BBM AND DOESN'T REPLY
Dropped Bong full of weed FRiends left
get laid by a girlfriend on the sims 3
INEVITABLY WILL OFFEND SOMEONE WITH EXCESS FACEBOOK POSTS GETS DEFRIENDED BY ALL
i will never look like Ridiculously photogenic guy
friend shows him a facebook picture of a pretty girl he doesn't know sets as wallpaper
Searched on google how to get a gf it showed me this
Searched on google how to get a gf  it showed me this
graduated high school 2 years ago still hangs out with high school students
makes guy his best man doesn't get invited Back
kerser is the sickest! Forever alone :(
Sits next to somone in class who constantly farts gets blamed everytime
has a great idea to end senior year must tell popular kid to spread the word
heres a door bell ring its just the tv
FOREVER A 2ND BIG BROTHER
status on facebook: like for an inbox guys xoxo...3 weeks later '0' likes
moves from one country to another still havnt found real love
signs up for twitter mobile updates still doesn't get any texts
Tries to go hiking winds up in trailer park
Bags of milk I don't even have to say it!
devin lederman forever alone
talks to a girl she leaves her friend for some other guy
stops playing on xbox  has no one to talk to
PAIN : 'D&#193; HEAL!' 4EVER NO HEAL POWERED BY RAQUEL
updates facebook status to 'its complicated' as an april fools joke
Gets a whisper misstell
1 message a error fom his mom
syrian people forever alone
get excited when you think you've been invited to camping trip turns out it's a private event
my favorite lunchtime activity is yu-gi-oh
sockus minimus is making the sock face we must do kisses
skype contacts echo/sound test service
Got giftcard for birthday Had zero balance
hey kevin. ITS ME
Hoooow's it goin' everYone! always starts before foreplay
Buys tickets to Rock concert
graduation is coming dont wanna be this guy at college
Got a 50 in specialist maths
yeah
Text yourself wait for reply... Forever alone.
posts funny facebook status 0 likes
Reads homestuck automatically relates to eridan
tries to research family on ancestry.com gets no leaf hints
wants dota 2 DOESNT HAVE ENOUGH FRIEND POINTS
Put new phone number up on Facebook it's been a week and only my mom has texted me
Got an 'I <3 U' Text Message FRom my mom
Damian Lederman FOREVER ALONE
have heart attack at the sound of the doorbell just ups man
someone's at the door just u.p.s. man
thought he had a pof message wAs just new inbox icon
WELCOme to the forever alone club
Have a party... And no one comes forever alone
Me
invites friend for an xbox live chat realizes he doesn't have any friends.
celine dion is already taken
Tells friends he's coming home from out of state no one calls
Sent winky face to girl Girl Never texts back
Goes to the library Just to get out of the house
GOES IN FOR THE HUG GETS A HANDSHAKE IN RETURN!
i love friday night parties i get all my homework done before the weekend really starts
first day of uni
got a handjob by jill
Mad Men is on another excuse to drink alone
' I-T ' Guy Forever alone
TRIES TO CALL FRIEND IGNORED
RED ROBIN!!!! ....
do you have Friends yes i have all 10 SEASONS
Like Facebook Pictures Hope Anyone Sends Me a Message
you txt her
300 people online no one to talk to
starts the wave no one follows
Mother dead
puts relationship status to 'in a relationship' just for fun
'you know who i am.' 'I do?' 'I'm your friendly neighborhood spider man.'
thats nothing im 15th prestige on mw3
uses find friends button in real life no results
Likes everything a girl does on facebook never gets laid
Tony got cool new friends has to play bf3 alone
Goes to fermale psychologist even she doesn't want to talk to him
jesse white forever alone!
YES!!! My first friend on facebook
goes on facebook no notifacations
plays gta  iv no stripper sits in the car
HELLO MY NAME IS MEWMIN
want a boyfriend? make your ringtone 'single ladies'
Goes to a store to buy new clothes salesmen don't ask if he needs help
got asked how low could i go? i said it depends how high i am to start with!
Portal 2 Co-Op By myself
ERIC PONDROM DIVORCED NOW DATING BLACK CHICK FOREVER ALONE
someone calls my name they mean the other one
clicks generate meme makes two of the same
@mayerJacoby
i jerk off every night at 12:00am
Texts 'I love you' to Self 10 min later no reply
Texts 'I LOVE YOU' To self no reply
Tries to play football never selected
yo know your lonely when you mom unfriends ou on facebook
Crack how else are nigs supposed to support a family
I pay for sex dont hate
constantly checks mail on smartphone ONLY SPAMS
makes an anti kony status on facebook 0 likes
intelligent person too shallow
romantic hates romance
gets LIVE JASMIN SHE SIGNS OFF
Plays gears of war 3 is always last man out
CHECKS SSN Does not exist
WUBI WAS MASTURBATING
Used to be a player then i got skyrim
Texts only friend Mom asks why I just texted her
listening to big sean i wish somebody would tell me they love me
Joins SGC Nobody online
bASHOOF BNAT  B9EER A7KI ENGLEEZY
Girlfriend is on her period... fap  fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
mom tells him he is handsome mini-barfs toward the right
I spread hiv on my tummy
happy  steak day
confess to crush no reply
Hand  Almost 16 years together
Facerape a girl in class Now i have a new friend on facebook
no phone calls phone must be off
never had a girlfriend maybe next year
valentine's day buys self chocolate
Breakfast in bed Thanks mom!
Got a date to the prom with my mom
Stopped visiting your profile Experience withdrawal symptopms
only unlocks me  to see the time
surfs the net and drinks beer party hard
touches myself for the 3rd time today
stranger stares look away
MAKE A GIRL CRY I GOT HER WET!
Got a handjob today hand was mine
Paying random ppl in WoW to create own guild
friend request on facebook from a random yeah
sometimes when i'm alone i cover my body with vaseline and pretend im a slug
WATCHES A VIDEO BY CHRIS SMOOVE SINGS 'NA NA NA NOOBS' ALL DAY
FOREVER rush limbaugh
FOREVER a-limbaugh
Running towards the school bus it speeds up
PLaying WoW on a private server
TEXTING YOUR OWN PHONE NUMBER WITH SWEET TEXTS FOREVER ALONE
Mass effect 3 arrived see you in a few days world
playing modern warfare 2 using: 'one man army'
Talks to girl DOESN'T reply
when i say i have a girlfriend my peers ask if its my mom i say yes
share a coke with... myself
no one likes meme forever alone
plays skyrim dragon doesn't save me
Phone rings 'whoops
Sex chat? forever poor
asks out hot girl she doesn't even hear
beat the record of robinson crusoe still no rescue
my third virtual girlfriend broke up with me... again
Why always paypal
im beutifal on the inside forever.. well u can guess
got a valentines card through door postman got wrong house
i DONT WANNA BE... ...ALL BY MY SELF!
I wanna rush
i dont have skyrim ...
Going to high school? Nope staying for independent study
i Date hot and sexy barbies
forever friendzone
innej nie pokocham... bede czekal...
name get's shouted in the corridor shouted someone with same name
taps on a switched off phone to make his class mates he's teting friends.
Hot girl waving  To the person behind me
cumming onto all the chocolate
paypal  . . . my only pal
Gets denied by a prostitute
GOES TO ENGINEERING LECTURES TO PICK UP GIRLS
I love my girlfriend but shes sensitive around sharp objects
See's Hot Girl Watches Boy friend walk up and kiss her
Calls directory operator doesn't answer
Online dating i like puppies. Do you?
I ROCK. GUITAR HERO TOLD ME SO.
he dosent love me #foreveraloneswagg
log into cheggit.net every single day
sending texts to my own numbwr
Don't agree with LolZ kitty Lackys? You get bad karmas!
pregnant with opportunity
takes crap doesn't hear *plop*
calls 100 times to girl leaves 100 voicemails.
worked really hard to convey honest and sincere feelings in a text no responce
gets an email from tumblr saying someone is following you still has zero followers
Goes to redtube blocked
1
votes libertarian
signs up for e-newsletter inbox: 0
read shakespear's sonnet dafuq did i just read?
Tbh like doing them all Likes but doesn't get a post forever alone
goes to the playground sits on the bench
Yeah i already told my...
Only buys 2 for 1 deals double win for me
gets a girl's message on facebook close chrome
suddenly stops smoking weed overnight his former friends don't have time anymore
Buys a cat Cat runs away
I have no friends Why not Zoidberg
NO
has everybodies number nobody has his
Quickly gets seated at a restaurant table for one
Nobody trusts you you live in a house of lies
Achievement unlocked now to get the other 48
Goes to Asu basketball game Forever Alone
got a girlfriend in runescape
Talks to jon Nothing happens whole weekend
wesly ho? forever alone
'I'm not alone
I almost had threesome all i needed were two other people
recieved valentine's day gram in class! ...that i sent myself...
Keene state meme has one like his own
one is the only number that i'll ever do
shrunk the kids but has no honey
posts peronal problems online for advise 4chan
Whenever I say Hi They log off
Ever have those Days where You have too many plans? Nope.
goes on yellow pages for girls' numbers
goes on yellow pages for girls' numbers
call dells to chat with customer support
dr. zoidberg forever alone before it was cool
no one saw my post but me at least 100% of people who saw it liked it
mad you forgot your phone all day come home to zero texts
turn 21 still can't find anyone to have sex with
spending the night with Barbara aka my left hand
Delete facebook Account None will care  about it
OOOOO LIVIN' On a prayer
thy for your ATTEntion!
When people say brb they never come back
told her she's beautiful she doesn't believe
sees mormons in red square they ignore him
Starts new dating website: Nofish
Text to meet girl at plush she comes with the boyfriend she didn't mention
asks lydia to marry me in skyrim she says no
Kill Everyone No Acomplises
talk to hot girl act like 5 year old
LAys pipe to an ottoman
Lives in New York City... Has no one to hang out with.
Plays SSBM MULTIPLAYER  With 3 CPU characters
I am a superhero! The invisible man
Forever alone
WATCHES COMMUNITY RERUNS pRETENDS ITS COMING BACK
call suicide hotline Van halen's 'jump' is the hold music
sleeps with cat
Buy giftcard for himself
My parents forgot my birthday again
Has a house party only people who show up are security
FARTS IN BED PULLS SHEETS OVER HEAD
all my memes have 1 upvote
Be Protected forever armor aLlone
Most of evhs students nuff said
alone on valentines day mom gives you tissues and lotion
forgot my kent state banner id forever alone
Phone says agent will be right with me Phone goes dead
hi
sit down at a table with a group of people... they all get up and leave
I live in.... The ground floor of of the woods
ordering take out on valentines day. orders 2 of everything... eats the same dinner 2 nights in a row.
Relentlessly fraped on valentines by a man  at a singles party
Im gonna spend valentine's day with my ex box 360
Got flowers and chocolate for VALENTINES day I sent them to myself
be my valentinez?! forever alone
Happy valentine's Day! <3 Mom!!!`
Yek
How you feel  in valentine's Day
ANother valentines day has passed for poor thomas
class going on field trip get left behind
Tu cara despues de 3h hablandole a luis y que te responda con un
Valentines DAY... MORE LIKE FOREVER ALONE AWARENESS DAY
Two flowers are delivered to room both are for the roommate
Writes 800 Character text pouring out my feelings for a girl Phone dies. Not saved in Drafts
Valentine's day OFF to visit yo mother
Has girlfriend on valentines day lives hundreds of miles away
Throws party for choice everyone chooses not to come
gets mail on valentine's day Bills from school
I blow my nose in the shower it's where i do most of my crying
class canceled on valentine's day? professor loves me!
Being single on valentines day 27 times in a row  achievement unlocked
This is your first time in three years without a valentines? That's awful
Facebook status on valentines day: Tonight
my guitar was my valentine and then i broke a string
Forever alone This valentines day
14th of february... will go play piano
romantic valentines dinner! hot pockets again!
flowbull anstatt auf seine liebste
st valentine's today? i am foreveralone!
Its valentines day
has a party to celebrate single awareness forever alone
Mocks arts to Fit in Does Astrophysics
I got a valentine card! for my sim
In bed with fever 'it's just like having a girlfriend!'
Valentine's day? try lefty
secret valentines day admirer thanks mom
Brought vAlentines cupcake ENded up eating it
Gets valentines card opens it
SPENDING THIS VALENTINES WITH          YOU- TUBE -.-
Hi im colton andrews
14 feb: Girl 'I like you...   r friend' Forever alone
spending valentines day with my ex box 360
valentine's day? time to play twisted metal
Ek baar tow dekh palat ke munda bhi kamal hai
Valentine's day
GETS A WIFE IN SKYRIM SHE RUNS AWAY
Valentine's day success Guy Wingmans for friend
be your own valentine
Makes valentine's day card in chinese gives it to mom.
SEEING WOMAN FRIEND ON VALENTINES DAY SHE STAYS WITH THE JEALOUS LIAR
I have three vlentines tomorrow me
has three valentines tomorrow me myself and i
girl asks me on date to see a therapist
Valantine's day? got youporn
Brands create valentine's CAMPAIGNS  Have no idea what they are talking about.
LOOKS LIKE ROCKY Forever stalOne
Atlas Go to hell
Take Meme personality test... You are forever alone
February 14th... uefa champions league
Wrote amazing love letter gives to self
Writes a cool email no ones answers
post cute valentines day status directed at girls one guy likes it
HOT GIRL TALKS TO ME WALK AWAY A DOLLAR POORER
acta? shit just got serious!
someone calls it valentine day i call it tuesday
Valentines day Need I say moRe?
Bought fLowers
Goes back in time still not cool
Single 15 times in a row on Valentines day Achievement unlocked!!
Who needs a date? all i need is candy
gets phone call ''wrong number''
Valentine's day is just a consumer holiday
forever alone party f.a.p.
fall out of tree GET no SYMPATHY
girls find him very funny when saying jokes because of his potato face
Someone knocks on door 'Hi
Robhere Why U lay forever alone on carpet?
Carpet Y U feel like emma watsons 'Landingsbaan'
gets excited about  new text message it's just mobicom
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THAT YOUR LONGEST RELATIONSHIP WAS WITH YOUR BRACES
being single on valentine's day 18 times in a row achievement unlocked
holds one of the best parking spots on campus for me... class is cancelled for the day
Girls say he's very entertaining because of his potato face
says funny joke people laugh at his potato face
alone on valentine’s day oh wait. . . i’m always alone.
spending valentine's day playing 3ds
valentine's day? you mean tuseday
Got a new girlfriend for Valentine My left hand
February 14 is valentines day February 14 for me is tuesday
find good TF2 server all there NAME a bot
plays cod gets kick'd
Pretends to know who Avril Bateman is to feel involved. hello avril bateman
Become bodyguard for Whitney Houston Fail misErably...forEver unemPloyed
Comes in thread trying to help told i don't care
ROMANTIC VALENTINE'S DAY CRY INTO MEAL FOR ONE AND WANK SELF TO SLEEP
excited about new notification mycole beeson invited you to epr 200
Phone vibrates just a low battery warning
i want to marry you we have a sun together
14th Feb  MAn utd fan
ROMANTIC DINNER FOR TWO ON VALENTINE'S DAY GIVE ONE TO DOG
Reddit cake day still get no upvotes
Joins GB! stuck playing singles
Get birthday card in the mail from the dentist
Phone vibrates Low Battery
GOING TO THE MALL WITH MY BUDS BEER IS GREAT
f&#216;rste melding p&#229; 3 uker melding fra mobil oprat&#216;r
Only Virgin in doncaster
GIVE MY NUMBER TO A GIRL NEVER CALLS BACK
WAITS FOR BUS FOR 15 MINUTES nO ROOM TO GET ON
my friends are like a xbox i dont have an xbox
my friends are like an xbox i dont have an xbox
buys house rents 2 family
HAPPY VAlentines day!!! To My hand.
Gets top of front page of r/slightlyuninteresting
Posted in this thread earlier GB removed post
even siri never talks to me
Hi I'm Timon
Social Dancing Dance with Miss O'donnel
I'm like a touch screen phone without a screen protector no one will touch me
make facebook account chat with self
check formspring again no messages inbox
went to verve last night
Has an account on Google+ ...that's it
'......So its been nice talking to you' Walks away from mirror
this valentines day i plan on enjoying the company of myself
No cellphones allowed would not get any calls anyway
folders full of reaction faces noone ever asks you anything
Phone rings alumni fees are due
Goes to spo Doesn't Get Mail
alone on the way down in an elevator stops multiple times but no one gets on
i finally have plans for valentines day mass effect 3 demo was released today
chinchilla is most significant female relationship
no one to love at least i have pokemon
Got a hooker She just wants to be friends
Sitter hemma. Tror han tr&#228;nar boxning
First In library for group meeting Forever alone
i've got love to share
Valentines day? really? :'( Forever Alone
DOUBLE BED ONLY 1 PILLOW
STUDY AT ABERTAY WISH I STUDIED AT DUNDEE UNI SO I UNDERSTOOD ALL THE MEMES
profile on dating site has -10 visits
MY name is alone......... Forever alone
goes through downtown at night arrives to destination safely
new years eve play solitary
new years eve  create stupid meme
fractured my wrist while playing football now i'm all alone
making memes onmeme generator FOREVER ALONE
have 2 computers play cod with self
have 2 nintendo ds trade pokemon with self
Reads Second Chance Weekly Never gets one
NYu students forever a loan
no invite to party 4ever alone
singleplayer skyrim forever alone
make cute cat memes make me feel like someone likes me
Joined E-Harmony
Masturbates Fails because of ED
Get Named Johnathan never get laid
Hi i'm sellout pats fan Eli rocks!
GETS GIFTS for valentines CRUSH SHE THROWS THEM OUT
tries to prank call pizza hut nobody answers
Check facebook after a long vacation no new notifications and friend requests
ITS MY BIRTHDAY. TIME TO CELEBRATE! ALONE
Goes to britain's top matchmaking university still single
I&#180;m forever alone I&#180;ve no one for my own
realizes that vans logo is Sqrt Ans
finally gets a text message my data plan is almost up
finally got an email it was spam
GF PREGNANT NEVER ALONE
IP Banned from facebook too many secondary accounts
Make joke to the cashier Cashier pretends not to hear
Is that my phone ringing? no.. that's my tummy rumbling
broke down and called lonely aunt forever on phone
farted in elevator forever alone
told a girl i enjoyed larping forever alone
SEX TOY HAS Erectile dysfunction FOREVER ALONE
took 'it' out on the first date  forever alone
bought valentines day candy for myself
that akward moment when you realised you are forever alone
SInGLE and not ready to mingle
kantinen karl cant speak to funny girls will eat Forever alone
got a text from someone from uw alert
Will you be my first myspace friend?
1 year since i made my twitter account 0 followers
Hangs out with other loners Ignored
Occupation: Military I'm 4th prestige
having cheese inside you forever a toast
يخوش ?ي خناقة محدش يردة يتخانق معاة
IM VAC Banned WEll time to make a new steam account
IM VAC Banned WEll time to make a new steam account
HE COMES HOME AND GOES BEFORE A DAY
Watch Corpus work.. ...feel urself happier
SCHEDULES AN ASB MEETING ON VALENTINES DAY
I have new girlfriend Her name is Tali'zorah
what is this thing they call life
petition page full of signatures goes to last page and signs
open english alsh 'hacked'
WE SHOULD STOP SPENDING MONEY IN YOUR SINGING LESSONS YOU COULD HAVE THOUGHT ABOUT IT BEFORE
joseph hoffa
Dock request declined
FINALLY MADE THE Top 1% CAN'T FIND ANY TAX LOOPHOLES TO EXPLOIT
Phone rings Amazon Confirmation email
waiting to be picked for 5 aside maybe next time
good guy greg has to go home doesn't have other friend
Updating my status to 'out clubbing' Actually Playing skyrim
forever  boris
Goes to see the vow even my mother has a date for it
liked girls status for rateing f+
someone say my name? no one there...
get my10 realize you only have 5 contacts in your phone that you use..... 3 are your parents......1 is your brother
being alone is better than being with the wrong person forever alone like a boss
no one understands me not even taylor swift
I WISH I HAD THAT PROBLEM
Lost my phone charger didn't matter
i have a wife ...in skyrim
One LIKE! ...from me
FOREVER GM
Law school That's the meme
Sitting on omegle disconnected
hotel night auditor
OLD ENGLISH... Is why people were forever alone..
yroo7 hopeless place love not found
Pson f&#229;r inte 'haffla' Lipa p&#229; campino
dumps by text dies alone
needs to bring friends/relatives to gameshow goes alone
Tells joke no one laughs friend tells joke everybody laughs
I'm taking a group picture all by myself
Had the option to give umbreon a nickname named her 'girlfriend'
Asks gang what to do today cats dunno how to answer
NO GIRLFRIEND SINCE BIRTH! FOREVER ALONE
I used to listen zeuhl
i have a city with much people i named city ville
Creating a MEME On a saturday night
partys why do u not like me
I Only get text messages from my phone carrier FOREVER ALONE
I GOT A GREAT Girlfriend My right hand
minecraft singleplayer > forever alone
Bought coat rack only my coat on it
plays face raiders on his  Nintendo 3ds with just his own photo (&#176;_&#176;)
Types 58008 on calculator gets kicked out of math class for fapping
SHE CALLED ME A DORK GUESS I'LL GO DIE
i told her to make me a sandwhich she gave me a knuckle one instead
made a meme nobody laughed tho...
become boat captain to get laid get put on house arrest
i tried to break up with my girlfriend she's stucked to my body
Get dumped eat pizza alone every night for 3 weeks
don't know one person in this city spend all day everyday on memegenerator and facebook
ask gyal 4 number get 6 digits
Come home from work Find a double date going on in my apartment
finishes 9th seed doesn't get picked
Got all the comments all are from 3 people
Girl says goodbye on chat stays online commenting
makes birthday videos for friends gets none in return
WI-FI IS DOWN! NO WORLD OF WARCRAFT... MY LIFE IS AT AN END
goes to prom alone
log into facebook to harvest crops
text says: I love you <3 then text says: wrong number
gets a text 'Your sim card will be deactivated if unused for another 3 months'
looking forward to getting married on sims
I'm liked by less people than sopa/pipa
playing a control solo mage no allies
l'unico amico che ho sempre avuto
wants to marry ingame has to pay 15k toll
create 9gag page for arabs Try to troll and look cool
if sopa gets passed we will a be forever alone
physics
I love my wife typo
Went into le store and an associate helped me look for rose hip and lavender oil for my 'female freind' I said It was for me
Meets girl on a party A raid party on World of warcraft
girl:'been dating my bf for 6 months :D other girl: been with mine for 8 :D  and then theres me...
Alone in the dark
make a facebook status like it yourself
megaporn is down  no fap fap fap
Fapples
calls wal*mart's automated service to be told my phone call is important to them
lisa redanti
finally gets a date for the prom cousin doesn't show up
Tell a Joke No one gets it
1 follower on twitter spambot
Congress if SOPA PAsses Forever alone
oh don't mind me
Finally Get A GIRLFRIEND   MET HER ON AN OLNINE GAME
Meme generator No friends list
FART ON COUCH WHENEVER
GIRL COMES CLOSE GIRL MAKES YUK FACE
If my reflection in the mirror is my complete opposite does that make him a pimp?
Party At MY HOUSE! And Im not invited
WATCHES 40 YEAR OLD VIRGIN DEMANDS SEQUEL
STAYS HOME SATURDAYS stays home all days
likes a page liked by many users on fb everybody un-likes
Merry christmas to me
SETI project has been listening for a while  now No answer
KIMIR no body want to play portal with him
Gets friendzoned celebrates
Phone vibrates - gets excited LOW BATTERY.
I Want to know what love is i want you to show me.
go to concert take picture alone
OMG! people is talking to me miracleeee
Goodbye! NFSNULL
*pop up chat on fb* (no reply) Forever alone!!!
Goes Drinking a cocktail all alone
Invite friend to join fifa 12 pro league friend stops talking
Tom 'muck' Tallon Forever Alone.
My dad owns sony why i so hated
Cooks to be economical throws half of what he bought away
I Snowball... ...Alone
Aliens came to harvest all humans on earth i survived
mY GIRLFRIEND DOES THIS THING WHERE SHE DOESN'T KNOW SHES MY GIRLFRIEND  iT'S SO CUTE
Giving Free hugs in Mall Didn't get hugged
Someday I'll be here with someone 'ys'
Looks at people you know on facebook 0 listed
plays minecraft is able to relate to it
Stacie got lost shes alone
your follower reblogs from someone else forever alone
Your follower reblogs from someone else Forever alone
BOUGHT A KING SIZE BED SLEEP WITH PS3
start choking at a pub no one tries to help
Called suicide hotline Ok.
calls suicide hotline to find someone to talk to gets the answer machine
Dont lie to yourself Forever Alone
Almost took an arrow to the knee... but then it ran away
Calling the real son adopted to feel better forever alone!
I was GOING TO PLAY WORDS WITH FRIENDS... ...bUT THEN I REALIZED I HAVE NO FRIENDS
Phylicia will be Forever alone
MYSPACE IS MY FRIEND NOW WAIT...I WAS DREAMING
I LOVE YOU I'm talking to nobody
e posta adresiniz nedir hıkmet ısık caddesi..
texts you a question stops responding after you answer
Doing srp Forever at home
Plays Warcraft 3 single player writes 'gl' at the beginning of the game
play 'she loves me
girl you're obsessed with says she is happy you're her friend forever a zone
Look into the mirror y u no me???
Masturbates Doesn't call self in morning
why no like me katie? #forever alone
my crush rejected me in sims
facebook gets hacked done by himself
Sooo byron who are you gonna ask for winter ball? my teacher
This song is great to have sex to with my hand
opened my arms like afridi got no hugs
Get stuck mining in skyrim forever an ore
gets on livestream not live
I'm always single on birthdays and holidays
burritos The UN-FRESHMAKER
*Walking alone at night in the street
told to invite friends to group all friends currently in group
BUYS A BODY PILLOW REPLACES BOYFRIEND
gives out valentines day cards didn't receive any
phone gets a text message it's only twitter
Beware I am the chowderhead
You Can Stream A TV Show But You Can't Stream A Relationship
don't worry ma'am I'm from the internet
Forever Alone. In a relationship.
uneven number of students in the class & teacher says 'partner up' guess who has to partner with the teacher.
Finally plays with a woman In Saints row 3 ......
ean plude graduates early
maths exam? skin collected
there comes a time to put away childish things... but those are the only thing i have.
Upload picture does not get accepted
oh no look at the time i'm going to miss the workout homeshopping show
I'm single in the rain
I'm single in the rain
Walks around WITH FLOWERS ON VALENTINE'S DAY pretends he is loved
get married ask her for a handjob
THREESOME BECAUSE 1 hand is too mainstream
I HAVE NO FRIENDS except my dog but hes still mad at me for last night..
me alone in the room who cares?!
Ask Josh jennings out turns out robin has him already
Studies math IN BRAC U
I work 9-5. My friends work evenings and weekends forever. alone.
i'm single in the rain
I'm single in the rain
SAID HI TO A GIRL ON FB girl logged off; forever alone
*Sees happy married couple* *Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfpapfapfapfapfapfapfpafapfap*
Person calls me they want some gum
gets of facebook to feel better feels worse
Is forevea alone But always ripe for trolling
Has one friend on skype ech sound test service
HAS ONE FRIEND ON SKYPE ECHO SOUND TEST SERVICE
sleeps on memory foam bed bed doesn't remember
the only sexual thing i'v ever did WAS MY BIRTH forever alone
friends nice to face forgotten in seconds
starts chat with crush on face book they respond with one word then log off
spams timeline No response
gets on to the front page by subscribing to /r/manhood academy
Talked to my girlfriend today on habbo
Tweets 'Sneak Peak' just to talk to someone
PERIOD IS LATE 2 MONTHS MUST BE STRESS
Posts on reddit Gets no upvote
go to the army eternal world peace
fOREVER THINKING IN MEMES
SOMETIMES I THINK I'M GOOD AT LIFE THEN I REALIZE
I'VE BROKE MY ARM AND NOBODY KNOW'S
Buys family pizza eating it alone
Spent new years eve with a girl Thanks jill
got no presents on christmas santa forgot about him
Makeing bowl of cereal.. To much milk
jUST A HOBO WITH NO MONSTER
meet the girl of my dreams mom wakes me up
Frostbytes album why no downloads
Please dont pass me Please
Home alone forever
hot girl runs towards me and  intends to hug me hugs the  guy behind me
Played club penguin  just to get a girlfriend
because  i'm forerver alone
Oh
NEW YEARS  PLAYS SC2 1VS1
more than 700 friends on facebook alone for new years
PLz DONT STOP  POSTING ON 9gag in NEW YEAR
Gives important oral presentation to himself..
FIND OLD FRIEND ON FACEBOOK THEY DELTE THEIR ACOUNT
went to swingers party... ...Got kicked out for 'Innactivity'
Played mario kart online  everyone left
i'm a player on the internet
Scrolls through   Contacts 'Nope. Nope. Nope..And That's it.'
mom takes away phone doesn't matter
New year's eve!!! twilight zone marathon on syfy.
Made Dinner for two Never have leftovers
MAKES a 'lms' on facebook no one likes it
check my phone twice a day never get message.
opens msn internet connections gets down
forever alone because i said i liked justin beiber..now i dont...so guys?
Who's good looking and has a girlfriend? Me...I lied about both
Goes Skiing Only Uses Singles line
got kicked out by parents one hour of internet left...
Pulled an all nighter by myself
finally have a facebook acount the whole world turns to twitter
If you want to be a potato at least be a good potato
Best Friend is the cleverbot
Made a fake facebook to look like i have friends it  deleted me
I WILL BE WITH THE GIRL I LIKE. SHE DOESN'T  KNOW YOU EXSIST  FOREVER ALONE
OPENS MSN INTERNET CONNECTION IS DOWN
Forever Alone forever alone
'I am so happy you're going out tonight. I told you you had friends' Leaving house to meet up with dealer.
i'm stayin' home this saturday night.... not that i was going anywhere.....
Alone for christmas makes a meme about it
EVERYBODY HAS PARTY ON NEW YEAR RIGHT HAND TIME TO PARTY
Order dinner for TWO  Don't have to cook tomorrow
asks elizabeth if she wants to cuddle no response
want to play soccer
Posts new number on facebook No one texts
forever alone since the beginning of time
lEFT COOKIES FOR SANTA bUT HE WAS BUSY
fOLLOWED TWITTER ACCOUNT GOT BLOCKED
FINALLY MADE EYE CONTACT WITH THE MIRROR
TRIED TO PLAY VIRTUAL CHESS THE COMPUTER WAS BUSY
no new years kiss kiss mirror
Nope. Just forever alone
christmas eve play wot alone
Girl ASK ME IF I LIKE HER I SAY YES SHE SAY I LIKE YOU LIKE A FRIEND
(in line for roller coaster) how many in your party? just one
Wished for a female that wants sex with me Found a realdoll under the Christmas tree
people who date are couples now i know why i am a meme
Its Christmas Morning Good news there is no SWOTR que
Gets twitter notification  It's spam
Leave phone alone for  hours Zero Txts/calls
all i got for christmas
receive candygrams at school only ones for me are from teachers
i love you! thanks.
wants to type memes in fb chat 0 friends
NEW TEXT MESSAGE SMS SPAM
Got milk Foever alone
sends text: wanna go beach? no reply
christmas day going to xsport
buys call of duty no one to play with
im eigenen team alles snacks immer 1on5 haben
Manfred Forever Alone
creates online game lobby no one joins
Asks cleverbot to be his friend cleverbot said no
OMG YOUR A WIZARD!!!!!!!!!
sms a girl she never reply
No internet goto resteraunt to use theirs Only customer
Notification +1 Derp sent you a request in 21 questions
merry christmas forever alone guy From: Forever alone guy
Carries mistletoe in pocket just in case sees hot girl she never came...
Me and my GIRLFRIEND broke up yesterday i feel off a ladder and broke my hand
Make facebook account for real people only have internet friends.
tweeting all day  no one cares
I'm not for ever Alone
OH CLEVERBOT I LOVE YOU TOO
gets a friend request from self
man asks girl to marry him man has no idea what to do next
Guy with black soul gem killed me Forever alone in a soul gem
Playing 'Words With Friends' 'Find Random Opponent'
go home for christmas your family went on vacation without you
don't like batman Forever alone
90erparty im salzhuus '1 ticket bitte'
Change facebook relationship status in a relationship with jill
2011 Year In Review
home alone forever
some friend ask me what i'm doing? i said watching a movie by myself
I called you..... You never called back...
buy DORITOS  GReat for sharing!
Visited family on Christmas Noone came
Finds out about parties when pics posted on facebook Forever Alone
say 'hi' to cleverbot no response...
had a dream of kissing with a girl who doesn't know you exist tell her and she'll think you're a maniac
i discovered it whats next???
GIRL YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON TELLS YOU THAT SHE LOVES YOU FOR MAKING HER REALIZE HOW MUCH SHE LOVES THE GUY THAT ASKED HER OUT LAST WEEK. :(
THE TAKING CLOCK HUNG UP ON ME
christmas alone. decide to get drunk and watch a romantic comedy to feel better. decide on love actually
buys condoms doesn't want to get any on clothes
'Meeting up with mates in the Christmas Holidays?' 'um...yes'
going out drinking another fun night at the treehouse
IM SO ALONE! :( OHH COOKIES
treats girls with respect Forever alone
learning prestige token glitch on mw3 Needs friend to start lobby *sigh*
you can save him from being forever alone
A boomerang is just a Frisbee for people who don’t have any friends.
Post facebook status wait for likes
make cake for your own birthday
YAAY i sent my new best friend friend rquest on facebook. y he didn't accept it :'(
hug is like a boomerang you get it back right away
that hot girl says ur cute she is talking to her friend behind u
playing lol with friends get the solo lane
I have a nice girl
I play stairz now i forever alone
i make my own sandwiches
hAS FRIENDS AND A GIRLFRIEND IN THE SIMS
no one like your stauts like it yourself
Make a level Nobody enter
i wasnt always forever alone but i took an arrow to the knee
girl calls to ask you out wrong number
tetris battery finished.. no fren to play wif
895 facebook friends lonelier than the foreveralone meme...
group y u no play games with me?
gets arrested on purpose Still goes straight to solitary confinement
comments on facebook status ends conversation
My name is Freddy
posts well thought out status update 0 comments
miej wspaniały charakter i tak wezmie tego ładniejszego
i'm sexay and i know it
reading dorever alone memes relating to all of them
Flirts with a girl NOPE
IM USED TO HAVE FRIENDS BUT THEN I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE
i can't find my name in the urban dictionary that means i'm forever alone
Birthday no new facebook notifications
Ain't no party  like a forever alone party
Log into Vent no one there
Creates Facebook Account Cries over not having any friends
phone ringing
I JUST GOT FLASHED BY MYSELF IN THE MIRROR
got a wife in fable 2
i used to have a social life  BUT AFTER PLAYING SKYRIM i took an arrow to the knee
i got no f.r.i.e.n.d.s? all 6 seasons
You know you're forever alone when... cleverbot dosent return your messages
mom tried abortion three times unfortunately i was born
neet to pee while you're shaving do it in the sink
Adds Annoying FB girl on facebook she rejects
The awkward moment when you realize you were upgraded from friendzone to brotherzone
My best friend is cleverbot forever alone
Random girl pins a ribbon to my collar Does that mean we're married!?
Im ferny Nuff said
Hi Bye
DENNIS REMME Forever alone
see people you may know on facebook wait for them to add you
CREATE Picture on meme base only thumbs up was your own
Forever alone? Nope
yes
play skyrim all day e'rrday
zeph throwing down his long flowy golden hair through tower window noone climbing up
Got a DRIBBBLE INVITE! NOPE
English Alsh thx for all the notifications
Mike's mom deleted him on facebook forever alone
Got rejected from top choice university? don't worry
have no one to talk to... go on 9GAG!
Alex Forever alone
facebook Friend request denied forever alone!
it's time to join... forever alone people to each other
Trolled At forever alone flash mob only one there
ahh
that awkward moment when you have to kill your justin bieber's fan friends
I have a guest room Never Used it
Izaya goes off to college and doesn't tell alois he loves him
Forever Alone
she hates me why does she hate me
got mail realises it was for next door
Wonder if im home alone ?? gunna fap that shit anyways
looking for 9 persons to play football 5 vs 5 (i have a ball)  For ever alone
The closest thing to a friend the mirror effect on photobooth
Married the hot girl in harvest moon confidence boost
Not even yoyo  comes back to me
you go to school... ...to learn
i have sex i'm a male ofcourse
Asian and not a doctor forever alone.
Liked Fbook status that said they would post on my wall if i did(1984) Still waiting
No  come back
142 friends on facebook 0 Messages
Hello baby
dorbell! could it be? damn kids
Singing happy birthday On my birthday.
connor ferguson
took an arrow in the knee still forever alone
Single ladies? Story of his life
met my soulmate today she's a ginger
When you sad think of me....
terraria no work? forever alone
Happy Holidays ...To me  -SS
makes fun of girlfriend what girlfriend?
Received a message was my phone operator
Arif imanov shared a link
INVITED TO PARTY MANLAND CHRISTMAS PARTY
met my soulmate tonight  she's a ginger
I Used To Be An Adventurer
Bastians other friends went offline he still havn't called me
WANTS TO SING IN A BAND CAN'T REALLY SING
turns email spam filter off day 7. inbox still empty
9GAG Even you?
I thought Tom sends you a friend request   after making a myspace account
Last one picked... FOREVER ALONE
I Pre-Ordered SWTOR Forever Alone
One look in the year book No Entry
That awkward moment when you realize that your throwaway account has more karma than  your real account
Makes a whole bunch of accounts up rates memes made by yourself
Gets 411 notifications. feels popular. realizes they are all from same post
SAVES HIPHOP HAS NO NEIGHBOURS
Able to Use both hands to fap Relationship staTus: it's complicated
Imaginary friends have a party wasn't invited
Mirror reflects nothing FOREVER ALONE
invites clan m8s to chat no one joins
NEW BBM MESSAGE ' Act. '
SOMETIMES I FEEL SOMETIMES ALONE
I had friends like you then i took an arrow in the knee
Hot girl talked to me and asked for a lighter
I have friends on skyrim..
Gentile loving kind No Relationship
Still working at 11pm Happy to eat with some people
Finally Weekend Extra days to be alone
Leap year Extra day to be alone
encontrarte con tu amiga en el centro que no te salude
9GAG is the reason why i will be a lonely cat breeder
walking home
GOInG OUT TO FIND SNOW WOMEN FOUND NONE
SEARCHING ON PLENTYOFFISH.COM FOR WOMEN FOUND NONE
ask out girl in dream still get turned down
forever a gnome
spends too much time on memebase they become only friends
asks girl to hang out 'Lol'
sebi kahl
Forever Alone In december
Hold door open for a girl she uses the other door
He was the first to fail no Fap december
Someone posted on your wall facebook spam
tbh... i don't know you
More than 100k people know him Knows no one
ALL X-RAYERS END UP LIKE THIS
Get more Birthday wishes from email subscriptions than from actual people
Finally happy for your christmas gift That you bought
group ppt presentation only one without slides
jobbe p&#229; service slippe prat fra kollegene i lunsjen
being home alone at christmas every christmas
Manicured pubic hair no one will see
SOMA YOU ARE WELCOME
fasdf asfasd
myspace.com/200280226 forever alone
date raped myself
TOMORROW I WILL NOT BE ALONE ANYMORE
Single by choice boy's choice
ALL FRIENDS ARE GIRLS THEY ALL HAVE BOYFRIENDS
you make a rap on facebook your the only one that likes it
look for juice bowl at school dance there is none
play hard to get with girl she doesn't give two shits about you
LMS FOR FIRST IMPRESSION .......
even in my dreams I'm in the friend zone
was single before it was cool forever alone
I used to have a life then i took an arrow in the knee
Signs in to facebook signs out after 1 minute
enjoyed reading forever alone comics now i think twice before posting anything of facebook
Everyone forgot my birthday Can you help? 570-851-9715
Watch tLc reality shows Identify most with Virgin diaries
Forever alone
buy cool red underwear for new year's EVE home alone until JAnuary 2nd
its friday night  im sitting home by myself
gOT  ALL DRESSED UP FOR HIM TONIGHT HE NEVER CAME
Invites friends to icehockey game everyone has made other plans
Caressed a bottle Thought it was woman curves
100 people say happy birthday on facebook no one comes to party
NOT ENOUGH MONEY FOR AN INTEL PROCESSOR FOREVER ATHLON
Cocoa puffs ftw
.Dat File
Got A Date To Homecoming... Blow-Up Doll
Receive text message It's only the phone operator
Can play heart and soul by myself
Pick up hooker in gta Sudden urge to fap
FOREVER ALONE
Makes forever alone guy profile picture  No one comments
got a girls number lost it..
Making dinner for two eating the first part one day
Forever alone will you marry gracie? No way! I better stay FOVERA ALONE!
text everyone iN contacts  get no replys
hot date tonight she lives in Winterhold
hear alarm clock pretend it was a phone rings
FinisheD website
Forever alone playing starcraft 2
Had Threesome  Fapped with two hands
Y U NO... There's no u
got facebook for no reason at all
something awesome is on tv calls derp to tell him number is disconnected
u see memes on your friends faces
Have a Bad-lookIng-DAY A Barbie comes along
nothing
i heard the door handle how come nobody came in?
I would literally hook up with a brick
signED up for friends meeting HOUSE membership denied
Sitting at the end Of your hibachi table
play ghost hunter they all run away
forever online
a dungeon a day keeps the women away
Clicks Find friends on facebook 'End of results'
PTARA Y U SO MENTAL?
Login into your email account. 25 new messages! All spam and advertisements
Reach top commenter Status on 9gag Realize you have no life
buy christmas present for myself forever alone
i married alexander li in skyrim
lot of girls around you they are asking you about your hot friend
i love having sex on the beach the drink
napoleonic complexes r cool
post forever alone meem on facebook no like
Gets dumped by email becomes a luddite
where is everyone? o-0
wins at math Still a virgin
Dear Mods y u no love me?
forever vista
come home for holiday no one wants to hang out.. still
ANA SOSO FoREVER ALONE
Nobody wanna see us together not even she
search  through 11 pages meme not posted
Finished with exam goes home to fap instead of drinking beer with mates
goes to club club empties
Didn't do anything for thanksgiving tell everyone it's just a holiday that celebrates genocide
i have to stay home cause im trollin on skyrim
SKYPE ECHO SOUND SERVICE DON't echo!
JUST GOT KISSED BY HIS MOM
MAKES PART OF THE FIRST CLASS OF THE NEW COURSE GIVE YOURSELF AN AWARD
class stills the test U don't get it
got a kill in call of duty! against myself...
Picking group mates for a project no one wants to be my groupmate
Kose i dobbeltsenga? Nei jeg skal sove p&#229; madrass
Axe effect doesn't work on me
...then i played some Drum & bass Bitches hate        drum & Bass
Send text no response
DAY BE Trollin'
come play with me toby
Did not go to dinner  no worries i can playi skyrim!
All I want for Christmas Is you
Followed by a gay kid Avoided by all passing friends
home alone
Sigh I wonder what skyrim is doing right now...
*looks in Mirror & CAlls 911* HELP
logr&#243; recargar 5 rojos el d&#237;a que era triple y 8 d&#237;as m&#225;s tarde...
ask out most desperate girl in school denied
Call skype test call doesn't answer
I almost got laid once. then i realized how well they stitch dolls up these days.
Tries to fap in skyrim
Flyering at silo
after reading forever alone templates now i think twice before posting any status on facebook
Kill 100  dragons no one seems to care
When at party send a text to your number...makes it seem someone's talking to you Forever alone
Look At mirror no reflection
NICOLAS FOREVER ALONE
I have a hot date at 8 tonight. Grey's anatomy
Today is my birthday not even gonna make a party
SFL has a fake ID Will never be able to use it
Friends tell you there are going out No one invites you
sad song comes on walk alone and pretend im in a music video
MAKE A GOAL TO GET A GIRLFRIEND
FACEBOOK STATUS:  IF I GET 0 LIKES- NOBODY LIKES ME
JAY FLYNN FOREVER ALONE
I'd like to congratulate you but we're not even close friends
Barber leans in to cut my hair imagine he's trying to hug me
Still playing gears 3
You sit beside your 'friend'.  He walks away... FOREVER ALONE
wow just bought oblivian! Forever Alone
Alone in flat make friends from recycling
Puts status as truth is gets no likes
Guy on Bike Signals a right turn Pretend he was waving at me
REGINA YOU WRITE BACK TO ME TWICE DURING CHAT........FOREVER ALONE!
i tried to access milosh's blog admin panel :(
vote your own meme up. nuff sayd.
check facebook in morning no new notifications
skyrim released forever at home
walk with cute friend they get a compliment and you get completely ignored
me being lonely makes me funny
join military the one ugly man in uniform
talks to internet celebrity replies with heart warming 'k'
TRIXIE TURA forever aloooone... haha
Have party /dance
Forever Stalone
I like j00! psych.
Tried explaining memes to my mom ...oh wait
4 missed calls all from mom
TALK TO STRANGERS ONLINE NEVER MEET UP
INVITED ALL MY FRIENDS TO MY PARTY WROTE A WRONG DIRECTION
think a girl wants it over text then all she says is 'haha'
wants to buy a cat finds out he's allergic
Your Balls Look Like my face
date 11/8/11  already 10th prestiege lvl 80
hold on bro' u still have your hands
Oh Hey You need a free Hug...?
activated T cell expresses IL-2 receptors secretes own IL-2
Meet nice girl on Facebook lives miles away
Took Geog 310 still can't cowcuwate azimurf
Kris humphries
FOR EVERY FRIEND GAINED ON FACEBOOK LOSES TWO
phone is broken for a month no one notices
kristoffer sv&#228;rd forever alone
first time i remember to congratulate a friend on facebook he's jewish...
checking chatroulette blue screen
new steam message steam update
just like mom always  said....didnt have one
goes to hooters first time leaves wallet
11.11.11 is the loneliest number
LIKE MY SHIRT? ALL MY FAVORITE MANNEQUINS ARE WEARING THESE.
I walk by the company of myself
It's 11:11:11 Asks the guy in the mirror
Finaly got an iphone!!! now i have no numbers!
PIck scout forever creeping
I'M NOT CRYING
Hi bai
Listen to love songs realize something
PEOPLE ASK ME WHAT I DID AT 11:11AM ON 11/11/11 i WAS PLAYING STARCRAFT t.t
11.11.11 Wished to have gf
still plays halo reach friends only play cod
birthday on 11/11 Friends play skyrim all day and  forget about it
Best friend asks you to be in his wedding as the caterer
My birthday
Jill
I found the perfect girl she lives 600 km away
CREATES AWESOME SOCIAL COMPUTING SYSTEM NO ONE JOINS
Won the powerball Nothing?!
Words with random opponents
Hey Mfg ---zer0---
Asked if he has friends say he has the full season box set
My girlfriends' name is miranda .jpg
You
Susan Boyle
hip forums  no love and sex for me
PLays Four Swords on gba alone with a gameshark
Wut fish is beer?
Last time I had a friend over was when she had to be blown up.
I FINALLY HAVE A GIRL FRIEND MY HAND
Teleported back in tIme Forever flintstone
Check Email African Prince wants to send me money! Friends with benefits!
I have everything that i want thank you
cALLS MOM SHE HITS IGNORE.
message on facebook 'hey' girl signs off
S.S.ONE. FOREVER ALONE
send sms to your gf receive just ':D'
Favorite celebrity asks for advice on twitter helps
Send Santa a Letter Not even On his christmas list
Your phone rings Battery is low
Hangs out with bestfriend best friend invites his girlfriend
Phone always blowing up Nothing but toll free calls
THANK YOU MY FRIEND THAT YOU BROUGHT ME HERE now i will be forever alone
Family request mom on faCebook IGnoreD
Finally checks facebook after long vacation no notifications
shows 9gag to friends they don&#180;t laugh
SEND FRIEND REQUEST TO MY GRANDMA
Goes to a fancy restraunt waiter never gets your order
Have a google plus account
Is involved with politics in university
spent the whole weekend at school's janitors closet was playing hide and seek
snooooz ! god bless me
I'd like my friends' pictures If i had any
Roommate leaves with Friends for party Find opened Snacks in the kitchen and eat them
JUSTIN BIEBER IS MY FAVORITE ARTIST
LET my dog GO OUTSIDE ONCE
have three friends me
no internet connection.  try again later forever alone
Marco rispondi. Marco?! Ah gia
what's  thanksgiving ?
That awkward moment when everyone that had the same conspiracy theory as you have taken the other side.
Phil Connors Forever alone......till tomorrow
wrote 2653 WORDS FOR NANOWRIMO TODAY yay
forever at home
wants to learn an instrument to attract women buys guitar hero
wants to learn an instrument to attract women buys guitar hero
Subscribes to two X chromosomes closest thing to having a girlfriend
posts facts in facebook
wear gray shırt nobody thınks you're one of us
'wanna hang out?' cleverbot said
walk up to your best friend puts him in an airplane and fly him across the room
my bff is.. tom.
I LOST ALL OF MY FINGERS IN A CAR ACCIDENT ...I miss my friends
Lost NFN on the 3rd
admits love Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Finally receive online dating site Reply sorry
keeps changing tabs between facebook and twitter make a meme about it
It wasn't bad. I kinda liked it.
complains about meme using incorrect grammer with himself
MAYBE IF I ACT DRUNK PEOPLE WILL LOVE ME
DEMANDS HOODIE buy one at ebay and send it to himself
woke up by text on middle of the night it's the cel phone company
STocking up for thanksgiving Feast A T.V. Dinner and cat food
Blackberry ding while i'm working
obese acquaintance dies 30 facebook friends left
Mom threw away sims has never socialized with female since
successful
Hey look
liked by all the girls and villagers in harvest moon
See something cool on google reader
MSA has Reunion Couldn't go
college roomate you never interact with best friend
lives in dorms all through college no one to get apartment with
TURN UP VOLUME OF wORLD OF WARCRAFT TO LET YOUR NEIGHBOURS KNOW YOUR SINGLE
Search bar forever alone
NOBODY HELPS ME CHASING FOREVER ALONE
best warrior on server not prot-specced
Whatever I using my pc only for facebook
Meet a beautiful girl from internet She stops returning your calls
Finally fall in love with a wonderful girl her parents hate you because of your religion
Condom nearing expiration faps into it. Waste not
see a wild cat
sends email with covers i worked really hard for never gets reply.
Wife no tell me about heart problems ......
Send out text to self no response
No friends No girlfriend
i have a wife i play her
add someone on facebook never to be accepted
So you think you can dance? no partner
MISS THE NUMBER  meant it
Imma have a turtle named bob forever alone
never alone thanks cleverbot
get looked at by pretty woman? look away
MSN tab lights up
Upvote my own advice animal happy i gEt a karma
HE LEFT TO SLEEP FOREVER ALONE
Chats on facebook dEletes chat b4 they Txt back so it looks like they Txtd 1st
Invite everybody to  a great new website No One cares
girl sits on hand pretend to scratch nose with hand  sniff hand
mail-order bride from eastern europe? Forever alone
has a list of every girl he's done something with shares it with youtube
wAVE TO HOT GIRL shE WALKS OTHER WAY
bro i'd love to
your phone rings during psats you are forever alone
People that don't watch mlp:fim
goes to the bar becomes third wheel
Goes for timmies run only gets one coffee
create fake girlfriends over facebook deny that they are fake
make out with girl for the first time wake up
CHECK JUNK Mail
xbox party with myself
register for gmail account everyday google calls me everyday
i've played minions for years but i haven't posted on the forums once
NOBODY COMES TO PLAY BASKETBALL FOREVER ALONE
NOBODY WANTS WHAT THEY CAN HAVE
Hears a knock at the door kids playing chap door run
I USED TO HAVE A GIRLFRIEND THEN I WOKE UP
can't connect to facebook doesn't matter
New Text! From verizon
five thousand years iphone pocket pc
'Experience the fun of a two-player deck waR!' Two decks for me then
Stay Up till 9AM By Myself
Hayley says soon Weeks go by...
chleeeeees  o.
Hanging with friends tonight raid is at 9
Cute girl texts you wrong number
in 5 leute reingehn hilft mir sagen
LIstens to Nutshell by Alice in chains relates
new portal co-op
But Big sprays look good
looks at mirror next day: no longer owns any mirrors
FINNALY START TO COMUNICATE IN AN ONLINE CHAT GET KICKED OUT
Asked my mom for a date slaps me and leaves scratching her balls
Buy friends book Fill it by yourself
buy my boyfriend sky rim? forever alone.
Send meeting invites to entire company just so i can get emails with 'accepted' in the subject line
tom vermaas forever alone
Jayden My Body is Ready
I Got 99 problems but forever alone
TURN YOURSELF INTO A CARTOON BAD IDEA
Forever @Lone
save baby squirrel from owl feel like superman all day
rhianna: disses little monster fan count plumets
Colleenie goes to concert without me Eat whole pan of cookiebrownies
Finally get invited somewhere.. Movie with family
it's friday
it's friday
it's friday
First they take my joseph then they take my boobie
tells you to invite his friend flames about it
someone to talk to and a humble personal assistant i phone 4s
makes a tbh on facebook no body likes
That moment i tell hausofcaitlyn to unfollow me she wasnt in the first place
it's friday
empty bank account forever a loan
Yay I got.... 0 Followers..
go to gym.. till 4 am forever alone.
Trys to be cool with an electronic in your hand no one notices
Helps out girls in there time of need THey leave you for another guy
my whole life Is an awkward moment
talk to person in game they real nice no accept request
talk to person in game they real nice no accept request
tundorry tom
Ana   log forever alone
sees angela camwhoring makes creeper comment
Facebook messaging goes down find out from reading status updates
See new post from old friend no response after your reply
I LIKE MY OWN COMMENT ON FACEBOOK SUCH A KOOLKID :'D
ask self a question don't get an answer
practice  heimlich maneuver dies
The only action i had was with a deranged gorilla MUST COMMIT SUICIDE
go out with the girl you like wake up
Marched in a parade in a ghost town
posts status asking for a cute boy the only comments are an irrelevant conversation between two guys
Write to a bf4e and recive no response
I check face book every day yo see if anyone accepted my friend request three years and four months in counting.
Can't make my Server Popular? I Put RECOMMEND For Diamonds :3
Buys Black Ops Only plays campaign
friday night cutting self in mother's basement
hey im jp and i cover my insecurities by fighting
'LET ME LICK YOU UP AND DOWN' Mmm
Samatha is online. Say'Hi'. Samantha is offline forever alone
Tiro o telemovel do bolso 'ningum me liga'
FRIEND ZONE IS APPROXIMATELY EQUAL TO COMFORT ZONE
I'm not crying
6:30 on friday night
My cell phone battery lasts a week because no one ever calls it
Buy 500 dollar lego star destroyer forever alone
Playing Ping pong Good return
Finds one like on post Turns out it's His
My girlfriend looks like me...  FOREVER ALONE
Think that Jamie's calling your obsessions super cute even after she says she isn't
sawing a ping pong table in half and sticking it to a wall
Gets mosquito bite At least something's attracted to me
Body pillow hug it and pretend you hear a heart beat
I started to have friends today! Because cloning was invented
GO ON VACATION
lotsa emails mark 'em as 'not spam'
SitTing alone near free seat hot girls takes the sit.SHE Wants me
logs into facebook chat (0)
Sends ANONYMOUS gift to crush and her ex boyfriend takes credit for it
Eavesdropping on a couple at a park
post a comment on facebook 5 hours later: nothing
Get letter in mail wrong address
hitting it off on omegle accidentally close tab
XBOx live friends 0
bored At party Realize you are the party
sees guy about to commit suicides looks like fun
thai bride leaves me for another troll forever alone
24 kills on mw2 then i die
new emails in inbox All spam
falls in love wakes up
what dating site do you use? all of them.
is second of two templates forever alone
finally gets girlfriend wakes up
I'm Otis my life is sucky.
all my friends were invited to tea time... But me T_T
FOrever alone in the depths of mainstacks
kan je goed pijpen bij mezelf wel
forgot10 trivia alone
Have 3 imaginary friends They left me out of the group of friends
:'(
No battelfield beTA key  fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
don&#180;t find a girlfriend the san valentine&#180;s day
Skype echo call service removes me from contacts... Forever alone
autotuning myself until 5AM FOREVER ALONE
i have many girlfriends but no one can see them
VENT Y U NO THERE?!?
the only warmth i feel at night is from right hand (sometimes left)
bought lots of books. still have half sex.
see a girl at campus now what?
the snooze button the only thing i tap
'is your birthday the 4th of the 5th of AUGUST? i can never  remember' OH... IT WAS YESTURDAY... the 22nd of JANUARY... THE Same DATE as yours MOM...
I go to Merced community college forever alone in my dorm
Y U NO LIKE ME
Makes age limit too restricting forever alone
receive spam reply hopefully
564 days played forever alone
Hot girl Partner for assingment Do all the work and Let her take credit
buy 2 movie tickets get to watch movie twice.
i love runescape
Myspace Forever Alone..
I touched him
get a new ringtone never hear it
start 20 words with friends games on fb never get another turn
i love my wife typo
sets password as 'mydick' Password too short
touched by jesus in mexican prison
invents the time machine dad uses it to go back in time and put a condom on
Ringtone Goes off at a funeral Highway to Hell
smiles for school photo gets turned into a meme
plays tetris gets a circle
pokes a hole in a friend's condom mom gets pregnant
has a face only a mother can love has 2 dads
plays monopoly gets raped in jail
sentenced to life in prison becomes immortal
Creates imaginary girlfriend friend-zoned
zombie apocalypse gets chased by usain bolt's zombie
have eye contact with a girl medusa
PLAYS OFFLINE BOTS START VOTEKICK
GETS INVITED TO A SUMMER CAMP AUSCHWITZ
Disappears for half an hour shows up with burger king for EVERYONE
Getting replaced by other memes congratulates them
Invites you into his van Actually has candy
Remembers your birthday Without facebook
should be in god tier doesn't complain
Signs up for a website reads terms and conditions
Refers to his iphone as 'phone'
program crashes sends error report
Get's rickroll'd listens to the end
at his own house 'sure i'll be player two'
Microwaving at midnight when everyone is asleep opens it with one second left so it doesn't beep
Pays for winrar license
creates meme doesn't upvote his own meme
Sees you parked in handicapped spot BReaks your legs so you don't get in trouble
most drunk during party only one who helps clean up
See a drunk girl passed out on a couch Get a blanket for her
Picks you up in his car Lets you choose what music to listen to
Finds you left Facebook open logs you out
Spends entire series as villain  Been protecting you entire time
Makes homework twice gives one to his dog
Has a girlfriend Makes his own sandwiches
relationship ends deletes her nudes
Sees you sneaking behind an enemy Stops firing so you can get the KNife kill
steals your identity online pays all your bills
Has 6 pack doesn't post shirtless pic on facebook
RecEives text from ugly chick texts back
KNOWS SCUMBAG STEVE SAYS HE'S A GOOD GUY
Downloads a movie Seeds until 1 ratio
plays gta doesn't kill hookers
makes meme on memegenerator.net doesnt vote up his own meme
sees 'How's My Driving?' number on 18-wheeler Calls to compliment Driver
HEARD YOU DIED DELETES YOUR BROWSER HISTORY
Owes you money reminds you
christian votes against religion-based laws
accidentaly walks in on your sister in the shower waits until he gets home to masturbate
pushes grandmas contact by mistake doesn't hang up
Sees black kid in hoodie gives him skittles
usb removes safely
plays GTA pays prostitutes promptly and doesn't shoot them in head
Becomes meme doesn't reveal true identity
Sees you made the same comment as him UP VOTES yours
had a rough day doesnt post drama on Fb
SEES You playing xbox Live Buys you a PC
gets rejected by art school doesn't start world war
Friend leaves facebook logged in logs friend out
SEES IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY ON FACEBOOK CALLS
loses the round still says gg
MET Y U NO GUY SOLVED ALL HIS PROBLEMS
plays tf2 goes medic
Weakens Enemy Leaves you the Kill
upvote anyway
Hates justin beiber Does not post comments  about him on unrelated videos
sees you choose charmander chooses bulbasaur
Sees a mediocre meme
FINDS OUT KIDS AREN'T HIS raises them anyway
Plays gta Drives around normally
sets up wifi router no password so everyone can use his connection
uses mac doesn't complain about pc's
Actually liked it before anyone else doesn't bring it up
TAKES AN ARROW TO THE KNEE NEVER MENTIONS IT; KEEPS ADVENTURING
accidentally opens internet explorer uses it
sees someone getting bullied actually does something about it
white friends refuse to hang out with black friend 'Let's hit the town
Words and actions Same
Makes A meme Doesn't use the words 'arrow' or 'knee'
CREATES GOOD MEMES SECRETLY ANONYMOUSLY RESPONSIBLE FOR THE LAUGHTER OF MILLIONS
Enters Suburb Turns down subwoofer
should be in god tier doesn't complain
type lol online laugh out loud in reality
sees last piece of pizza  asks if anyone else wants it
puts 2 black characters in a movie so one of them can survive
FAVORITE CLASS IS SNIPER PLAYS MEDIC BECAUSE TEAM already has 3
DISREGARDS CURRENCY ACQUIRES ONE FEMALE AND TREATs HER WELL
Chuckles at post creates account and upvotes
Submits a post Checks spelling and grammar first
gets rick roll'd watches till the end
Masturbates thinks of girlfriend
Sees pubic hair in urinal aims stream to wash it into drain
'were almost there' isnt lying
Good guy adam knows everyone calls him greg...rolls with it
tells his girlfriend to get in the kitchen so she can see the meal he made for her
Plays GTA waits at red lights.
sees No one likes your facebook status likes it anyway
makes a meme doesn't rate it up
Buys a new Single player game Let's you play first while he watches
LISTEN TO SISTER'S BULLSHIT GIVES A SHIT
missed call from mom calls her back
reads terms and conditions
SAW OFFENSIVE YOUTUBE VIDEO DIDN'T KILL ANYONE
AcceptEd  Forever alone guy's friend request
Downloads winrar actually buys the program when 40 day trial is up
gets propositioned by a virgin convinces her to wait
HAS MORE LIKES THAN MOST GOD TIER MEMES
Clicks attending Attends
likes an artist buys his/her cd
reads socially awkward penguin doesn't think it's something to laugh at
Doesn't donate to charity  goes to africa to give it in person
Plays skyrim doesn't make arrow in the knee jokes
Goes into the plumbing business Charges fair and reasonable prices
Knows you're a noob explains the game
hates justin bieber doesn't make exaggerated remarks about his homosexuality
plays black ops wishes good luck to everyone befor match
Is an Athiest Still says 'Bless You' when you sneeze
Gets the wrong order eats it anyway
has sex with you  stays to cuddle after
is told a secret keeps it secret
Gets call from telemarketer Has friendly convsersation
girl tells to turn around while undressing DOES
You thumbed this up? That's cool i thumb your content up too bro
makes something on paint doesn't name it 'untitled'
Obvious Troll Pretend to be mad anyway
finishes after she finishes
knows you want to become an adventurer takes arrow to the knee for you
eats pizza with you pretends he is full and gives you the last slice
CATHOLIC SUPPORTS GAY MARRIAGE
Girl he likes is dating someone else Actually happy for her
Likes your girlfriend still helps you with relationship problems
It's 11/11/11 doesn't make a status about it
installs program reads terms and agreements
Has more assists  than kills in COD
sees spider gets cup and paper
Plays skyrim doesn't steal anything
Carrying olyimpic torch lights up peoples cigarettes
Doesn't check facebook remembers your birthday anyway
2000 more upvotes than scumbag steve doesn't brag about it
is an atheist doesn't make fun of your religion
Says 'Hey lets keep in contact after school's finished' does
finds out unsecured neighbor wi-fi helps them secure it
Lends you pen for class Lets you Keep it
SEE THAT THEY made Good guy Jesus not jealous
website is down... Reports the problem
upvotes wrong post keep it
Goes to a Public toilet flushes
pays for all his games
makes website with background music Has it muted by default
Talks to your crush at party Totally talks you up
Downloads album goes out and buys it afterwards
YOU LEFT YOUR FACEBOOK LOGGED IN LOGS YOU OUT.
Is able to login to diablo 3 waits for friends who can't connect
Hot girl takes of shirt and bra in front of him keeps eye contact
gets a headshot in cod doesn't brag about having sex with your mother
asks google a question searches for 'thank you' in a new tab
go to his house to play videogames lets you be player 1
Finds Penny on ground face down flips over so next person can have good luck
Eats girl out doesn't expect bj
IS a vegan Doesn't remind you every 5 minutes about it and has non-vegan munchies for you
Solves a computer problem on his own Goes on various forums to post solution step by step
Stops on Light Signals  in GTA
Goes to the grocery store puts the stuff he doesn't want back in the right spot
sees drunk girl passed out gives her a blanket
Professor greg accepts wikipedia as credible source
becomes a vampire doesn't sparkle
winrar trial 'expires' actually buys full version
asked for 10 bucks gives 20
Sees you coming down the Aisle moves his shopping cart out of your way
Pees Before getting in the pool
on pornhub categorie: female friendly
PLAYS GTA STOPS IN RED LIGHTs
here take mine
finds an unlocked car locks it
Opens a new loaf of bread Eats both of the 'end' pieces first
Plays gta respects traffic light
In action movie with black guy dies first
Has well paid job still votes democrat
Friend left facebook open Didn't Write 'i'm Gay' on his wall
Buys african slaves sets them free
Meets Scumbag Steve Says
Pizza delivery is super late Tips anyway
WATCHES PORNO LEAVES TASTEFUL REVIEW
Dog shits on carpet He does it too tO make dog feel better
has it way worse off than you listens to your problems and doesnt burden you with his
Father is god doesn't tell anyone about it
watching movie with only you. you get up. pauses.
Knows what memes are patiently explains to people who don't
Remembers it's 9/11 Doesn't post on facebook about it
sees a spot on the inside of the toilet pees on it to try and get it off
Finds out about batman shooting doesn't make a messed up meme about it
DOESN'T UNDERSTAND A POST DOESN'T HATE IT
PUTS A FAKE JOINT IN HIS MOUTH SO PEOPLE WON'T THINK HE'S PERFECT
YOU MEET TWO GIRLS WHEN YOU ARE OUT TOGETHER PICKS THE UGLY ONE
Tells you he has cake
scrolls through recent memes actually upvotes the clever ones
plays violent video games does not become violent
Sees you left your iphone at his house updates your apps for you
200 posts on wall wishing him happy birthdAY likes all of them
Doing your mom  a favour!
only person who hears you say something funny encourages you to say it again
Uses turn signal even when no one's there
Friend is texting pauses the game
clicks on youtube video doesn't skip ad
friend leaves his facebook logged in logs out
football with friends plays goalie
delete his pokemon save? \'its okay bro
works out doesnt post it on facebook
ANGRY WITH RAPIDSHARE CREATED MEDIAFIRE
plays TF2 Always goes medic
Opens uTorrent just to make uploads
Buys bread eats both the ends
gets cut off in traffic hopes they make it on time
Goes on Internet Doesn't make skyrim joke
reads terms and conditions then agrees
PLAYS MINECRAFT ONLINE REPLANTS TREES
HAS FEWEST POINTS IN ZOMBIES OPENS ALL DOORS ANYWAY
Sees stupid status update likes anyway
Accidentally knocks over your trash can separates recyclables
sees a repost that's ok
IF THIS GUY BECOMEs OUR ROLE MODEL this world would be a better place to live in
Invites you to his house... lets you be player 1.
sees misused meme appreciates the effort
Plays Gta stays within the speed limit
clicked Uganda on the map still didn't post about kony
browses newest memes page likes them all
Plays legend of zelda doesn't smash other people's pottery
Drunk chick tells him she'll do anything he says Tells her to get home safe
Parents wont notice a few beers missing Doesn't take any
GETS 500 bIRTHDAY WISHES ON FACEBOOK REPLIES TO EACH INDIVIDUALLY
SEES YOUR GIRLFRIEND CHEATING ON YOU beats guy up and takes you to disneyland.
HEars a song he likes Doesn't ILLEGALLY download it
Plays mario kart 64 lets you take yoshi
actually Reads terms of agreement before confirming
Hates customer  doesn't spit in their food
NO PICS its cool i believe it happened
Have  dinner at friend's house wash the dishes from everyone
Friend asks you to look up video on youtube actually watch video
gets a girl pregnant marries her
Finds iphone 5 returns it to apple
cool story bro no
Holds door open for strangers on black friday
wins a bet gives money to charity
meets an american doesn't make fun of him
sees you left facebook open logs you out
Plays gta obeys traffic laws
rides with rebecca black gives her the front seat
WALKS INTO WAL-MART ACKNOWLEDGES GREETER
you went to oregon? tell me more about it
could get the software free buys it to support development
comes to party when everyone has already left just to help clean up
boss not there doesn't stop working
Illegally downloads music turns himself in.
sees a funny meme Doesn't steal it
Got an arrow in the knee Still an adventurer
READS PERSONAL APPEAL FROM JIMMY WALES DONATES 12 DOLLARS TO WIKIPEDIA
walks past empty conference room turns off light
does 'lsd' with you doesn't eat your face
His girlfriend's got a new haircut he notices
hears old joke still laughs
DOESN'T BELIEVE IN GOD DOESN'T SAY SHIT ABOUT IT
Goes to prison showers picks up the soap
Borrows Your Car Brings It BAck Fully FUELED
Stops for Food Before Coming over Calls aND asks what you want
slept with the hottest girl in school still hasn't told anyone
Gets Rick Roll'd  Listens to entire song
at a party and sees a guitar Doesn't play it
You choose charmander? chooses bulbasaur
Gets early christmas present waits until christmas day before opening it
Plays Monopoly Lends Money to Anyone Losing
PLAYS GTA STOPS AT EVERY RED LIGHT
It's raining Doesn't post it on facebook
Makes a porno Doesn't make a sound
pissed loudly in public toilet so the guy next door can shit comfortably
Tells His sims to go for a swim Doesn't Remove Ladders from the Pool
Texts back
Opens a pack of bread doesn't skip the first piece
plays morrowind never steals
first time over at your house helps you move furniture
Does laundry cleans out lint screen after
borrows pencil gives it back at the end of class
BUYS MASSIVE AUDIO EQUIPMENt ONLY TURNS IT UP TO 10%
friends with everyone even forever alone guy
Wants sandwich Politely Asks girlfriend... if she would like one as he gets up to make his own.
want to remove his USB-Stick Uses the 'SAFELY REMOVE HARDWARE'-function
PLAYS GTA OBEYS TRAFFIC LAWS
has a good
Sees you rollin' doesn't hate
Picture only gets 12 likes glad he made 12 people laugh
more than a hundred people greeted him a happy birthday on facebook Replies to all of them!
Upvotes Popular Meme Downvotes copies of it
Gives food to homeless man and listens to his song sees the beauty in his voice and tears up
Different opinion than op doesn't downvote or comment
watches family guy doesn't quote it
Scumbag steve cheats with his girlfriend he shakes his hand and thanks him for keeping the  world balance of good and evil
friend tells a joke he already heard of laughs anyway
white girlfriend has brown baby pretends he didn't notice
GOES TO MAKE A SANDWICH PUTS TWIST-TIE BACK ON BREAD
drops ice in front of fridge doesn't kick it under
goes outside to fart
Notices you don't drink doesn't bother you about it
Special olympics on tv doesn't change channel
DOESN'T ACTUALLY WORK AT THE STORE HELPS YOU FIND WHAT YOU WANT ANYWAY
Gets friend request from forever alone guy ACCEPTS
Wins the loTtery Gives $ to forever Alone so chicks Like him
exams over doesn't make a status about it
Call dropped calls you again to say goodbye
Asks you how you've been Actually Wants to know
sees a triangle in  a DISNEY MOVIE doesn't say illuminati
ice cream man asks  'what do you want?' points to girl besides him 'she was here first'
pees on the seat wipes it off
watching a video on youtube doesn't skip the ad
gets bitten by a zombie doesn't hide it
buys an ipad reads 59 page long terms and conditions
Taylor swift gets award lets her finish
Borrows your flash disk safely removes hardware
Gets killed in call of duty Laughs about it
PLays You IN NBA 2k12 Selects Bobcats
plays as pikachu in     smash bros doesn't spam thunder
Plays SKyrim reads all the books he find
Meets justin beiber shoots him
Don't like me? It's OK
made the monopoly banker doesn't steal any money
In a coma for 4 years buys 4 presents to each friend
accidentally looks at friend's paper during an exam erases his memory
Has comment sees someone else wrote it already and upvotes them
knew bear in his bed was stuffed told chuck testa he thought it was real
Doesn't smoke Stands outside with you anyway
sees a pregnant women on the bus gives her his seat
Woman 100 yards away Still holds door open
Gets Hiv stays positive
IS in demigod tier doesn't brag about it
Knows you farted doesn't say anything
Borrows your car to hit up taco bell leaves drive thru change in your cup holder
finds your facebook open logs you out
notices you forgot to lock your computer locks it
uses last of toilet paper installs new roll
bums a cigarette off you pays you a dollar even though you didn't ask for anything
sees scumbag steve at the door lets him in
BUYS A PRODUCT READS USER MANUAL
dies organ donor
uses' your computer  doesn't change backround to something gay
Sees learner driver trying to merge into traffic slows down to let them in
hates war understands war is politics and respects the soldier
Good guy greg hangs out with forever alone guy
Realizes not enough room for everyone in car Calls dibs on trunk
Pisses on public toilet Cleans it
Playing in Bot Lane Calls MIA for Top Lane
Plays left 4 dead heals bots
Hangs out with black friends Still talks like a white guy.
Crosses the street Quickly
uses first wish to free genie
under 18 leaves the site
Lifts weights Doesn't post about it on facebook
is good guy greg too humble to admit it
Has Dial-Up Internet Seeds Torrents Anyway
PLAYS GTA ACTUALLY COMPLETES THE MISSIONS
meets the silly rabbit gives him some trix
has over 3
Reads the terms and conditions to become a better user
DIDN'T HAVE SEX DOESN'T MATTER
go out with a girl call her next day
Female student offer to repay your tutoring in 'Another Way' tell her to buy you lunch instead
Starts religious cult doesn't order mass suicide
goes to the gym does not tell facebook
gets a new car DOESN'T put it as profile picture
goes to a strip club persuades stripper to go back to college
has girlfriend makes own sandwich
Walks upstairs behind girls wearing skirts looks away
PLAYS CoD 6 skips 'no russian' mission
Gets infected in the zoombie apoCalypse Doesn't bite anyone
plays the sims only dates one girl
Visits Tower of Pisa Doesn't get photo of him holding it up
girl asks to be sex buddies says he's looking for something more serious
STARTS A NEW POKEMON GAME lets the rival choose the first pokemon
has to fart goes outside
Is an athiest doesn't find the need to belittle religious people
sees you typing waits
Believes in God has no problem voting for an atheist
has a birthday thanks everyone who posted on his wall individually
Gets asked for directions Actually Walks you there
sees your pack of gum doesn't ask for a piece
loans you his copy of mE3 DOESN'T WANT YOU TO PAY FOR THE HORRIBLE ENDING
new album comes out pays for it
Asks to use your laptop turns his head when you enter your password
sees a friend while with another friend introduce them to each other
Gets good grade Admits he studied hard
Notices you gave him extra change Tells you
Meets your drunk sister at a party Makes sure she gets home safely
hangs out with forever alone guy
THey tried to make greg go to rehab he was like
Girlfriend calls When playing bf3 Stops game to talk
WINDOWS WANTS TO UPDATE THE COMPUTER UPDATES IT
gets sent to jail gets out on good behavior
come back with blood soaked shirt had to perform emergency surgery
HelpS friend move it's his birthday
sees that febreze kills 99.9 percent of germs  kills the other 0.1 percent
Offered to join dark brotherhood Doesn't join
gets friend request from forever alone guy trys to hit accept but pc blue screens.
crashes on couch folds blanket before leaving
dislike other person's meme doesn't downvote
RUNS PEDESTRIAN OVER ON GTA RINGS AMBULANCE
Sees yellow light stops
Ends it with girlfriend tells his friends was mutual breakup
spots two girls in bar leaves you the hot one
Wins the lottery ends world hunger
gets call from unknown number answers
Visits grandma every week
not god tier doesn't care
Starts playing skyrim still picks up sister 15 minutes later
NOT GAY But respects their rights
BUYS A BUNCH OF PEPPER SPRAY SO THERE IS NOne left for the cops
Likes dubstep doesn't play it
Girlfriend breaks up with him doesnt talk shit about her behind her back
waits till 8:01pm to eat after eights
Sees you with a girl he's interested in buys you both drinks and tells her how awesome you are
IT's SNOWING DOESN'T WRITE A FACEBOOK POST
has personaltragedy  doesn't cry about it on facebook
donates to wikipedia
mentions something he needs before christmas costs only 10 dollars
downs enemy lets  you take the kill
PLAYS TEAM GAMES ALWAYS SCOUTS
ask for water cup at Mcdonalds Actually Gets Water
bad luck brian shits gives him spare pants
Sees you burn doesn't just stand there and watch
Notices an inmate drop the soap picks it up for him
Uses photoshop on his Profile Picture To make muscles smaller
Sees a street drummer donates money and dances with him
SeeS your Internet Search history Buys you lotion
new itunes update reads the terms and conditions throughly
Biggest party ever...  volunteers to be    designated driver
Broke up with girl 5 years ago ok for friend to date her
Told Him you're trying to quit smoking Doesn't smoke in front of you
Reaches cruising altitude doesn't recline seat
ACCIDENTLY PEES ON TOILET SEAT cleans it up
DOES A CRAPPY PARKING JOB BACKS OUT AND PARKS AGAIN
Posts on Craigslist Deletes when sold
Says he'll be online later Actually gets on
Teacher asks 'does anyone not understand?' Understands perfectly but raises hand anyway because he knows others don't but are too shy.
Heard you illegally downloaded his album doesn't mind
Met you when he was drunk a month ago Remembers your name and asks about your sick cousin
Stays Up to 3 AM Watching TV WEars Headphones
Makes plans for next friday night actually keeps them
'I will pray for you' says thanks even though he's an atheist
TURNED INSANITY WOLF INTO A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER OF SOCIETY
friendzoned glad he has nice female friends
being asked for a cigarette
Sees You playing COD Buys you battlefield
Sees you rollin' doesn't hate
Sees nerd being beat up Steps in and gets beat up aswell
Plays Goldeneye 64 lets friend be oddjob
Gets Drunk Still Washes hands after going to the bathroom
Write  horror movie Black guy didn't die first
u mad bro? genuine concern
SEES YOU FREEZING TO DEATH on hoth cuts hiMSELF OPEN FOR YOU
has a gay brother helps him get laid
Gifts you skyrim Installs on your computer so you can play as soon as you're home
Smokes just to make you look healthier
is older brother plays as luigi
WINS AT LOTTERY 'PARTY FOR EVERYONE'
breaks up with girlfriend it's actually not her
GF sent him nudes Respects her enough not to show you.
never uses comic sans
USES FREEWARE DONATES TO CREATOR
found that sony supported sopa sold his ps3
leaves for the weekend opens utorrent to seed
Orders Mix Grill for two accidentally Calls Forever alone guy to hang out
accidentaly undersells you by .5 gives you 2 grams free for the mistake
sees standing old woman on bus doesn't pretend to be asleep
Plays battlefield 3 never uses tactical flashlight
Sees commuter reading over his shoulder angles newspaper in commuters direction
meets forever alone friends with him
download 100% leave torrent seeding
Gets pulled over by cops claims all the weed is his
Can I have a chip? Only takes one
Never calls shotgun sits in back
sees picture of beautiful girl doesnt make kitchen joke
meets your new girlfriend doenst think about sex with her
Good guy Greg's Birthday Brings cake for everyone else
Makes pb&J at your house Washes knife between jars
FINDS OUT YOU ARE STERILE KNOCKS UP YOUR WIFE FOR YOU
installing a program reads entire license agreement
removes your finished laundry folds it
meets a black asian jew who's mexican doesn't laugh
Sees a status on facebook with no likes likes it
asks for a water cup at mcdonalds puts water in it
SAYS HE WILL CALL YOU ACTUALLY CALLS YOU
leaves page because he's not over 18
finishes toilet paper shitting in your house gladly replaces it with a fresh roll
Not religious gives up something for lent
Believes in God Doesn't post bible verses on facebook
Sees you afk in cod Runs past you
does what good guy greg would do doesn't do it to be a good guy greg
TEAM TERM PAPER OFFERS TO PRINT IT
Notices you didn't eat pizza crust doesn't harass you saying 'you're wasting the best part!'
buys pack of gum shares the whole thing
Torrents Seeds
pees with two streams both in bowl
Holds doors for ladies doesn't look at their asses
you send him a meme you did on memegenerator he doesn't like it
plays skyrim does not make joke about arrow to the knee
VISIT WEBSITE CLICKS ALL ADVERTISING
plays football with his friends offers to be the goalkeeper
uses urinal
Gets mugged
hey man your backpack's open
Trick or treat hands out full sized candy
plays gta stops at traffic lights
has game requests on facebook accepts all of them
says he'll call you right back does
part native american celebrates thanksgiving with you anyway
Comes up with meme doesnt upvote
Pees on toilet seat Cleans it up
Ask what to know for exam he tells you everything
You accidently pass a goal kick on fifa he gives the ball back
buys a new era fitted hat peels off sticker and bends  the brim
moves from texas to your home state doesn't talk about texas nonstop
Forgot My Discount? It's cool man
connects flash drive safely removes hardware
Protested SOPA Is Now Protesting ACTA
Plays TF2 Plays medic
Knows Cat is afraid of the vacuum Doesn't turn it on when she is around
goes on chatroullete doesn't masturbate
Buys all the alcohol designated driver
good guy greg dies comes back to life so people wouldn't be sad
SPLITS OPEN AN OREO  GIVES YOU THE HALF WITH THE CREAM
SEES HIS PHOTO ON THE INTERNET MEME DOESN'T GET ANGRY
Final Bell rings helps teacher clean up
download finished keeps on seeding
runs over a pedestrian on gta v calls an ambulance
User posts 'First!!!!' congratulates the user on his speed and initiative
Gets timeline enjoys it
Steals your identity improves credit score and pays shit for you
He sees you drivin round town with the girl he loves and hes like good for you
wikipedia blackout goes to library
installing game reads the license agreement
sees justin bieber kills him
SAYS LITTLE GIRL WITH CANCER IS BEAUTIFUL ACTUALLY MEANS IT
GF Sends nudes keep for himself
Sees a black guy Leaves windows down
Your mom called. I took a message and left it on the fridge.
Gets blue shell in mario kart doesn't use it so that computer doesn't beat you
Sees you need a ride from spawn Drives back to pick you up
Windows Crashes sends error report
needs photoshop buys license from adobe
Is able to fairly balance time  between both bros and ho
attends job interview tells the truth in every question
gets busted for possesion and is sentenced to community service already  volunteers at a homeless shelter
Friend's windows PC broken doesn't brag about using linux
plays gta doesnt cheat
SHOpping for shirts re-fold every shirt
Sends you his mid-term study guide just because
membership runs out help out people in f2p lumbridge
gets call from wrong number becomes lifelong friends
A HOT GIRL WANTS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIM TODAY ONLY BUSY
gOES TO GYM Doesn't post it on facebook
plays gta dosen't kill prostitues for refund
guy on the street asks for money for food takes him to an all you can eat dinner instead
thieves stealing his tv runs after them to give them the remote controller
gets insulted in a fb status likes it anyways
Gets done having sex with girl Makes her a sandwich
ASKS FRIEND FOR ONE BITE OF HIS SANDWICH TAKES A NORMAL BITE
says cool story bro means it
Beats your Highscore enters your name
hears perfect opportunity to make a 'your mom' joke changes subject instead.
calls foul bachelor frog And socially awkward penguin his best friends
improves code submits patch
leave beers in his fridge still there next time you stop by
Accidentally Misses  Wipes the SEAT
drops you off home late at night turns headlights off before entering your drive way
Download is corrupted report the link and put a comment for other users
Really great at guitar Offers to play bass in your band
Kills you 8 times on COD 'Well done man you rocked!'
has a final tomorrow does not tweet about it
Actually buys all his music
Sees you are having a heart attack Clears your internet history then calls 911
sees your ex unfriended you on facebook unfriends her
daughter wants to be wolf for halloween goes as red riding hood
sees an awesome meme on memegenerator doesn't copy it
commits murder justin bieber
you meet him on the street in real life actually is a good guy
Has political Opinions Keeps them To Himself
has a position on gay marriage leaves his profile pic alone
Understands what you were trying to say Doesn't try to correct you
<--------------- upvote this meme
finds $100 Finds Owner
Sees a upload with a low number of likes Likes it BECAUSE he feel sorry for you
plays with children isn't a pedophile
Sees you upvote sympathetically Upvotes you as well
hasn't had coffee yet still lets you pass viridian city
Has a dream about best friends girl gOES OVER TO APOLoGIZE
Meets CARLY RAE JEPSEN Calls her
plays lol takes suport hero
gETS JOB AS A GOALKEEPER LET TORRES SCORE
sees you speeding flags you that theres a cop ahead
1 piece of toilet paper left shits his pants
Finds your car in his drive washes it
Sees Dark Night Rises At midnight Doesn't talk about it on Facebook the next day
The Hero we need not the hero we deserve
Gives to charity tells no one
has 2000 more upvotes than scumbag steve doesn't brag about it
you fart says it was him
Makes a Bear Grylls meme Doesn't Mention Urine
Friend posts something he already saw likes it anyway
runs the instalation reads the whole licence agreement
TURNS UP 4 HOURS LATE FOR WORK STAY OVER TIME FOR 4 HOURS
banged your sister but not until he married her
Listens to music and plays xbox turns off mic
went to toilet just to fart
sees friend in front of line says hi and goes to back
listen to classic music buys you metallica tickets
sleeps with megan fox doesn't brag about it
loses in COD says good game to other team
listens to underground hip hop doesn't mention immortal technique
heard the boy who cried wolf always came back to check
GETS CHARGED TOO LITTLE GOES BACK AND INFORMS STORE
always brings a six-pack Always cuts up the plastic six-pack rings
'hey! listen!' Listens to navi every time
talking to a huge breast woman looking to her eyes
PLAYS POKER NEVER bluffs
sees steve jobs died Researches the history of apple before commenting
Uses the last of the toilet paper refills roll
Terms of use? Accepted
Listens to dubstep doesn't post it on facebook
realizes he impregnated a random girl from a concert pays child support
Says he's on his way actually on his way
Texts you on accident Rekindles old friendship
Asked to do a barrel Roll does a Barrel roll
Finds Neighbor's Wifi unsecured helps them secure it
CANT FIND BIN PUT TRASH IN THE POCKET
Gets new broadband leaves network open
Doesn't mean to look like a smug Bastard Forgives you when you punch him for it
Goes afk for 10 minutes DIsconnects before leaving
Don't like me? It's OK
is at 7eleven when you get to their house brings you back a slurpee for free
BUYS NEW VIDEO GAME PLAYS THE TUTORIAL
disconnects your camera from your pc clicks safely remove hardware
works at mcdonalds puts an extra chicken nugget into each chicken nugget box
Plays grand theft auto abides by traffic laws
dad steals his teen girlfriend still lives with him so his mom isn't overburdened
Pirates software sends developers useful feedback
Friend passed out Doesn't draw on his face
Updates iPhone to ios7 Doesnt post it on facebook
DOESNT BELIEVE IN GOD STILL WISHES EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS
finds your last coke leaves it in the fridge
doesn't comment on female friend's cleavage photo waits for a non-cleavage one to tell her she's beautiful
broken leg
windows: computer needs restart restarts computer
Borrows car Returns seat and radio to original settings
aTHEIST GOES TO CHRISTMAS MASS WITH FAMILY ANYWAY
Rides home in your car after going to the beach kicks shoes off before getting in
kNOWS SOMEONE with CANCER SUPPORTS THEM without COPYpasta
Believes in god doesn't look down on atheists
throws up in your toilet cleans the entire bathroom
Drop soap in prison showers picks it up for you
Comes over to visit Brings treats for your dog.
Feels sorry for scumbag steve
Removes Usb Actually uses 'safe remove'
shoots you in the knee gets you job as town guard
reads false wikipedia entry fixes the information
ONE NEW FOLLOWER? FOLLOWS THEM BACK
notices employee in training sign tells them they did a good job
is atheist still bows head at friend's dinner table for grace
holds door for the next 10 people doesn't feel awkward
Plays dota Doesn't complain about noobs
caught you singing Bieber's song raps the ludacris part
GET 25 KILLSTREAK ON MW2 DOESN't CALL IN A NUKE
Has TIVo Still watches commercials
Sees a tolrtd rip nukes before distribution
Disagree with your comment upvote because it adds to the discussion
GF wants threesome  he says not sure if that's right
Can't sleep cause neighbour's having loud sex happy for him
Has cute girls for friends doesn't bang them
stands up for gay rights is straight
Watches a street performerS whole show Donates money instead of sneaking away
suffers from depression helps his friend who's feeling down
CAN'T THINK OF A CLEVER MEME DOESN'T MAKE ONE ANYWAY
INTRODUCES FOREVER ALONE  TO OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND
GEts stabbed by glass shard Recycles
Says he'll be there in 5 minutes is there in 5 minutes
'confirm your date of birth' chooses his real one every time
Hates the new Facebook Layout Still DOesn't switch to Google PLUS
sees what girls        truly look like on The  day of a big test Tells them they  look beautiful
Gets mcdonalds buys a salad
offers free candy on truck actually does
sees another driver up ahead turns off high beams
Joke about dating his ex says to go for IT because she's great
smokes pot at your place brings munchies food in his backpack
Play farmville don't send any request
says will be back in 5 minutes gets back in 4
Has sex cuddles after
Condom comes off during sex? Stops and puts it back on
flashes his high beams at you to warn you of a cop hiding
Goes to eat Lunch Doesn't put a picture of it on instagram
bad guy in a movie doesn't kill his own men
answers questions in the noob Forum actually isn't trolling
Is a christian wishes you a happy ramadan anyways
Spills beer on floor only uses one paper towel to clean it up
Has more likes than willywonka lets him take god tier and stays in demigod tier
Wins millions of dollars in lottary Dates semi attractive woman because he loves her
goes mining with friend in minecraft lets him have the diamonds
Makes successfull Meme Doesn't Brag about it
FINDS ALBUM ONLINE PAYS FOR IT
you spill his pint knows that shit happens
is an atheist doesn't constantly update his facebook talking about how religious people are idiots
Becomes a club promoter/bartender doesn't spam everyone with facebook event invites
has sweet abs doesn't go shirtless to raves
power goes out lights candles and tells ghost stories
accidentally runs over your dog buys you a tiger
Jehovah's witnesses show up at his door Listens to what they have to say
likes same girl as you keeps his distance
accidentally takes pen from work returns it next shift
fighting at your side in zombie apocalypse lets you have shotgun
doesnt hate on carl  for killing dale
hears cool song lyric doesn't make it his facebook status
notices a spelling error posts relevant comment instead of correcting it
takes crap at friends house flushes and sprays
has popped collar isnt a douchebag
LANDS ON BOARDWALK PUTS IT UP FOR AUCTION
Someone incorrectly used a meme Likes it anyway
Is a vegan Doesn't bring it up every time you eat together
feels condom break tells girlfriend
Not put into god tier doesn't complain
creates email account reads terms and conditions
Kills Justin bieber doesn&#180;t collect the bounty
parents away from home no fap
says brb is actually back soon
Loves his girlfriend doesn't post it on facebook
Borrows lighter returns lighter
Asked friend if he can borrow a sheet of paper actually brought friend a new sheet of paper the next day
pisses on the toilet seat cleans it up
gets a text in the middle of a conversation waits till its finished before he replys
has unique job or hobby doesn't post shitty meme on what people think it's like
gets a blue shell when you are heading for the finish line doesn't use it
sees female friend in white shirt in the rain lends her a jacket
GETS UP FROM THE BENCH WIPES THE SWEAT
Buys Music
Gets pwned cuz of lag 3 times in the row doesn't get mad
is hit on by your ex says he's gay
Sees steam thanksgiving sale Buys skyrim for friend even though not on sale
Sees your headlights around the bend Turns off high beams
Likes a Band Buys CD
kill a dragon in skyrim don't take his soul
Gets good grades doesnt post about it on facebook
Says he'll be home in 5 minutes actually is
Finds your cell-phone at a party Doesn't steal it
Drives a drunk girl home brings her inside and tucks her in bed
pirates a videogame goes out and buys a copy of it anyways
Has been working out for 6 months doesn't post shirtless profile pics
Follows traffic rules in grand theft auto
Sees a passed out guy at party doesn't draw on them
opponent says 'wait' waits
SEES SPECIAL KIDS AT SCHOOL DOESN'T THINK IT'S FUNNY
Teacher leaves during test doesn't look at notes
Passes a homeless guy on the street Makes eye contact
has beautiful girlfriend makes his own sandwiches
plays hide and seek pretends not to see you
borrows your lighter and gives it back
Lets you lick the spoon after making you brownies
leaves school sick takes homework
ASKS TO BORROW A PENCIL GIVES IT BACK
sees headlights on in parking lot tells management
Forever alone sent me a friend request accepted...
approaches stop sign comes to a complete stop and proceeds with caution
Finds sex video of previous gf wipes the tape and  throws it away
Sees you with half a beer Picks you up a six pack
sees YEllow traffic light stops
finds wife and best friend in bed doesn't disturb them    and makes tea for all
See's something '69' Keeps it TO self
find strange girl crying stop and try to help
Sees re-type email add during registration Doesn't copy and paste
has battlefield 3 sitting here PLAYS TF2 WITH FRIEND WHO DOESN'T HAVE IT
About to cross Finish Line Doesn't shoot shells backwards
windows wants to restart clicks 'restart now'
listens to nickelback gives it a chance
HEARS ABOUT DISNEY BUYING STARWARS GIVES THEM THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT
SEES THAT THE MOVIE WON YOUR HEART DOESN'T MENTION THAT THE BOOK WAS BETTER
Gets a message that winrar will expire in 30 days Actually buys it
girlfriend asks for lion king dvd takes her to broadway production instead
DOESN'T BUY YOU A GIFT BECAUSE HE MADE ONE INSTEAD
Neighbors party is a bit loud late at night Joins the party
remembered your birthday without facebook
always stops at red lights when driving in gta
Opens new bag of bread eats the end peice
Wasn't funny thumbs anyway
Sexts Doesn't show anyone the pics
FINDS WALLET ON GROUND PAYS $8.99 to one-day ship it to the owner
pisses all over toilet seat cleans it up
Finds out you're color blind doesnt ask 'What color is this?'
Bangs insanely Hot girl Doesn't brag
Sees you studying Turns down volume on epic song
Gets friend request from forever alone accepts.
Knows the punchline to your joke lets you finish
still a friend of scumbag steve
See a man take an arrow to the knee helps him so he can adventure again
runs for president isn't full of shit
Doesn't Skip Youtube Ad's
toilet paper almost gone finishes it and replaces roll
looking at 'y u no memes' tries to fix the problems
wishes Happy new year to all the forever alones out there
He'll not continue without a condom
He's hungry makes his own sandwich
sells stuff on ebay free postage
Closes all programs before shut down wındows
SEES PLAYER AFK DON'T KILL HIM
Gets 11 nuggets in 10 piece meal sends one to africa
Goes to make a sandwich switches to spectate
was the most popular in highschool never bullied anyone
Invites you to his house to play xbox and let you take the controller 1
Sees Yellow Light Prepares to stop
uses linux but still helps out his FRIENDS that use windows
writes long essay sources: 34 different books borrowed from the national library
Sees you rollin no hatin
Finds wikipedia useful donates $500
Picks up $10 from ground gives it up to guy who dropped it
Steals your joke and tells friends Gives you Full credit for it
has sex with your mother marries her and is a good stepdad to you
Gets extra cheeseburger at drive thru Takes it back in
adele doesnt think she's fat
you steal his kills thanks you for helping
Makes millions as a child actor uses it to fulfill his childhood dream of becoming an ice cream man and gives kids free ice cream
Talks To girls on meetme doesn't ask for nudes
sees you left your facebook page open on his computer logs you off without doing anything.
invites you into van actually has candy
generate a meme does not vote himself
Smokes bath salts Doesn't eat your face off
Find Magical items in Diablo 3 sells them for a fair and realistic price
Uses Zerg doesn't rush
hot girl talks to him keeps eye contact
Good guy greg  always removes hardware safely
takes out shopping cart actually puts it back on the designated place
gET PULLED OVER BY STORMTROOPER SAYS THESE ARE THE DROIDS THEY'RE LOOKING FOR
decides to make a positive change in life doesn't post on facebook about it
democrat supports ron paul
goes on 5 mile run doesnt post it on facebook
Has timeline doesn't complain about it
accidentally eyecontact an ugly girl still smiles
goes to reggae video doesnt post how stoned he is
Says 'I Love You' Means it
realizes he did something polite doesn't make a good guy greg comic about it
meets jewish person doesn't mention the holocaust
gets rickroll'd watches entire video
Notices toilet paper running low places backup roll within reach
sits shotgun in car pulls seat forward to give you more leg room
sees you eating an enormous hotdog doesn't tell gay jokes
SIR
wakes up still drunk doesn't drive home
Walks in on  you masturbating Walks out and lets you finish
Knows your stayin up late doing homework stays up with you
got tricked into going to meatspin was cool with it
Knows you Farted Takes the Blame
Generates memes doesn't re-write memes people have already made
Sees you rolling doesn't hate
sees a funny meme upvotes it
borrows $30 for a week gives back $50 two days later
Has noobs in team Doesn't complain
plays grand theft auto buys a car
Goes to pee before having a shower
donates to 3 charities close to his heart tells no one
Designated driver third time in a row Just glad he gets everyone home safe
Gets facebook birthday messages from all his friends Replies to everyone individually
sees a guy that dropped a twenty picks it up and hands it to him
Windows Wants to update Shuts down all programs and reboots immediately
not religious respects your beliefs
SEES CHILD  DOESN't give to kony
Hears you're a virgin lends you his sister
sits next to you whlie teacher notices you have not done homework 'we made together'
teacher marks wrong answer correct lets her know
Walks into a theater turns phone off
smokes cigarette to leave less for the kids
WHY YES I WOULD LIKE A BIG ISSUE
losses 'the game' doesn't ANNOUNCE it
Knows you're a patriot's fan Doesn't make fun of you
Sees celebrity you both like offers to take the picture
Upvotes
'you can skip this ad in 0:05' watches full ad
Gay guy asks him out says no thanks
Gives friends a lift in car doesn't ask for petrol money
Asks for a cup for water Actually gets water
sees all the people going through one door opens the second door no matter how akward it looks
CATCHES 2 DODGEBALLS GIVES BOTH TO PEOPLE NEAR HIM AND TAKES A HIT FOR SOMEONE ELSE
Commits a crime in red dead redemption surrenders to the police
roommate sleeps in sets phone to vibrate
PAUSED 2 PLAYER GAME FOR BATHROOM BREAK ACTUALLY WAITS UNTILL U GET BACK
See a post with no likes Likes the post
has one night stand calls her back
PLAYS FIFA 2002 DOESN'T TACKLE THE GOALKEEPER
plays demolition actually tries to plant the bomb
gets tricked into watching Lemonparty doesn't trick others
plays monopoly with you lets you be the car
I treat women like dogs with unconditional love and affection
drunk girls in his car drives her home
feels bad about forever alone guy buys him a cat
Borrows your lıghter GIVES IT BACK
girlfriend blows him lets her kiss him after
Breaks your copy of LA Noire REplaces it with Skyrim on Release day
Alone in public bathroom Still washes hands
Tells female friend she loOks nice ISn't hitting on her
gets your facebook event invite actually rsvps
See guy passed out at party help him into bed and tuck him in
Asks you to help him move Already has everything in boxes
Gives bowl to other person for first hit Only smokes half of the half remaining green so 3rd person still gets greens
throws awesome barbecue with all the good
Girl has period doesn't ask for head
HACKS YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT GETS YOU A DATE
roleplays online sex still wears a condom
creates a meme doesn't upvote it
meets scumbag steve teaches him the error of his ways
sent for tampons brings home tampons and chocolate.
Goes to a therapist Solves her problems
Keeps chewing gum after it loses flavor until he finds a trash can
Plays league of legends AuTolocks support
likes bestfriend Helps her get back with boyfriend
find $100 on the floor brings it to the police station
grandma got ran over by a riendeer doesnt make a song about it
Someone farts at party says he did it
Orders a water cup... gets water
is a good guy doesn't complain about girls not wanting good guys
ASks you to borrow your grinder puts more weed in it than he uses
gets a million happy birthdays on facebook says thank you to every single one of them
invites socially awkward penguin into conversation
Plays wingman for the wingman
Became facebook fan of whitney before she died
Likes band before famous Tells friends about them so they become famous
Not sure who was first at 4 way stop lets you go just in case
makes a conspriacy keanu meme isnt a repost about what if oxygen is poisonous
gets bad haircut tips barber
Get arrested for beating a man stealing a womens purse
Sees the grinch wishes him a merry christmas
Get's blue buff leaves small minions for jungler
WASH MY HAND AFTER I PEE
Plays guitar and sings like an angel doesnt take your girls
Already seen this movie doesn't spoil anyway
is not an employee washes hands anyway
Gandhi reincarnated tells no one
Uses last bucks in wallet to buy beers for everyone else
types 'lol' really laughs out loud
asks if want to play game gives you 1st player
becomes a meme not mocked for being white
Hears Roomate making love next door Turns on loud music to allow sexual expression
asks for chips he takes only one
Posts a photo  credit the owner
Borrows sixty dollars for weed pays you back plus interest
PLAYS any MMORPG PICKS support class
Getting ready to switch lanes Uses Turn Signal
finds money in last year's winter jacket uses it to buy beers for friends
friend leaves facebook signed in doesn't frape - signs him out
GO TO THE BATHROOM DURING A TEST DOESN'T CHEAT
Sees steve jobs died doesnt post on facebok
Likes music you recommended credits you for finding it
install program reads terms&conditions
friend accidentally spills coke on new shirt gets them another coke
Navi says hey listens
Throws cigarette on the ground steps on it
GF makes him a sandwich for lunch cooks her a 3-course meal for dinner
Sees people debating religion and atheism on reddit decides not to get involved
loses to you on xbox live sends you a message saying good game
a wıld pokemon appears he never runs away
Scores a touchdown doesn't victory dance
Teacher Says 'Good Morning' Actually Replies
Recognizes himself in meme keeps it to himself
shares apartment with 5 other people Doesn't pee in the shower
Sees you playing Xbox Live Pauses all his torrents
is asked for directions takes you to destination
Picks you up in flashy expensive car 'You wanna learn stick?'
FrieNd left Facebook open Didn't make him gay
greg dude i wish i could smoke
doesn't talk about fight club
Goes on youtube reads description
invites you into his van actually has candy
sees person looking at his test slides it closer to that person so he can read it better
wins at mortal kombat doesn't do a fatality
gets a friend request from forever alone doesn't decline
Goes to the gym Doesn't post about it on facebook every god damn day
Takes a drunk super hot girl with him upstairs wishes her goodnight and leaves
has sIx pokemon doesnt catch anymore to not leave others alone
actually reads the terms and agreements policy
was down with activism before it was suddenly cool still doesn't think it's lame
Finds Genie Uses first wish to grant his freedom
Gets in a new relationship  doesn't make a status about it on facebook
installing new game reads and agrees to terms and conditions
Doesn't like justin bieber doesn't hate justin bieber
Goes on pornhub waits until hes 18 to enter
inherits 100k buys civic si
Plays COD MW3 uses the support killstreak
Hes bald cuz he donated his hair
pizza arrives after 30 minutes still pays for it
Sees a bad post doesn't dislike
Gets highscore on arcade game Doesn't put 'ass' into highscores
doesn't always use wrong meme
hears you fart tells others he farted
Was rickrolled
GETS CREDIT CARD STOLEN LETS THEM USE IT
Listens to indie bands doesn't mind that you like mainstream
Sees Sandusky playing 'tag'with boy in locker room Tells Police
BEST FRIEND SAID HE's gay still being his friend
FRIEND HAS TO CANCEL DOESN'T WHINE ABOUT IT
gets out of the shower to pee
HAs an obscure hypothetical waits until after class to ask the prof about it
goes out with chick calls her next day
Goes 'BRB' Actually COMES 'BACK'
A BUNCH OF ORPHANED KIDS MESS UP HIS FISHING TRIP HELPS THEM BECOME BOSS FISHERS
shares video he saw on buddy's facebook gives him credit
becomes a meme doesn't brag
gives you a ride won't accept gas money
Takes kids out on haLloween Doesn't Pretend he ate their candy and then post to youtube
sEES trASH THAT'S NOT HIS CLEANS IT UP ANYWAY
checks out hot girl through reflection on glass window
plays jenga with you cleans it up when you loose
About to commit suicide Takes a shit so nobody has to clean it up
slow driver ahead doesn't tailgate
arrives late at night avoids making noise while opening the door
Leaves the room to fart
Meets justin bieber calls an ambulance before punching him
doesn't laugh at pedobear memes
see's school zone sign actually goes 25 miles per hour
Last at bus stop Waits to be last on  bus
ask for coke
Would drive you home if he had a car Pays for your cab
Says 'cool story bro.' meAns it
SAYS HE WON'T TELL ANYONE DOESN'T
Asks 'how are you?' actually interested in answer
HAS TO PEE IN SHOWER WAITS UNTIL HE GETS OUT
uses only legal torrents and seeds
washes hands after masturbating
Is a Musician Sees Street drummer and asks him to do a gig  together
goes on a bike ride through neighborhood stops at every stop sign
Likes an app Leaves a review
So sincerely friendly That people always think he's being sarcastic
Friends facebook account is logged in logs off
Downloads winrar Buys license when trial expires
Last slice of pizza yours bro
Is in the military  Doesn't only talk about the military
KNOWS ABOUT YOUR SHITTY HIPSTER BAND TELLS YOU HE HASN'T HEARD OF IT ANYWAY
doesn't understand  a meme in foreign language smiles anyway
writes lmao has actually laughed ass off
His EvIl Twin STill a great guy
doesn't smoke takes picture with a cigarettes in mouth when asked to
Hires prostitutes in Colombia shares with secret service
'We'd Like to speak to you at great lengths about the lord' invites in
plays gears of war doesn't take kills
Makes passionate love to you makes you breakfest in the morning
masturbates thinking of his girlfriend
wins toy in 25 cent grab machine leaves it for someone else
Notices that you like the girl he likes lets you have her
See Clean Dishwasher Unloads it
Uses public Restroom doesnt shit on the walls
gives your girlfriend flowers from you
Wants to help the 'invisible children' doesn't show it by public masturbation
Takes embarrassing picture of you Deletes it without showing anyone
FRIEND PRANK CALLS KNOWS BUT GOES ALONG WITH IT
Sees good post on vote page with negative likes prasises it in comments so person who uploaded it wouldn't feel bad
TRAVELS TO A FOREIGN COUNTRY SPEAKS THE NATIVE LANGUAGE
knows it's your birthday even without checking facebook
too long did read
Passes homeless man asking for food
he's turkish BUT acknowledges THE armenian genocide
reduces
is an aggie surfing meme generator upvotes every 'stereotypical corps guy'
takes a shit opens the window
Buys new amazing game refuses to accept license agreement because it is against his moral values
notices he reposted deletes post
KNOWS YOURE GAY DOESNT BRING IT UP
a stranger takes a picture of him smiles
throw something for trashcan
Tagged in an embarrassing photo  Doesn't untag
claims is gonna do something big does
has a question searches first
Washes His Dishes Also Washes The ones you left in the sink
Replys to spam emails cant leave 'em hangin
Hears that steve jobs has died Doesn't post a facebook status about it
'You're out of weed?' Scrapes His Pipe
asks girlfriend about her day actually listens
sees a POST WITH 0 LIKES CLICKS LIKE BUTTON
food you made tastes like shit eats it all and pays compliment
Smells your fart Doesnt Call You Out On it
choice between bro's and girl bro's
Goes to beach with friends reminds everyone to wear sunblock
Adopts a trouble dog becomes Good Dog Greg
Borrows laptop and sees you only have internet explorer installs better browser
Orders you jimmy johns smokes up delivery guy
KNows you have to get up early in the morning Calls you to make sure you're awake
Picks up your sister at a bar because it was late and she needed a ride home
plays video games every day with terminally ill children in the hospital
gives a girl the time of day doesn't expect to be rewarded with sex
finds out his friend is gay offers to help him find a boyfriend
MEME HE HATES HAS 99 THUMBS UP LIKES IT ANYWAY TO MAKE IT A NICE EVEN 100
goes back to college doesn't make a fb status about it
gets netflix account lets friends use it
walked into mordor  so frodo didn't have to
friends forget he owes them money pays them back anyway
knocks up your sister marries her and becomes a valued member of your family
Starts company creates real website
Breaks up with gf Gives her weed back
dislikes dubstep doesn't comment every possible dubstep video on youtube
Borrows car to drive to store and back Fills up the tank
Gets bitten by zombie shares useful knowledge then shoots himself
Friend asks for a pencil During exam Gives his favoUrite one for 'good luck'
Selects lulu and finds out you want her changes to another character
'Please note...' Actually notes it down
Finds your wallet puts $20 in before returning
only one with a car makes 2 trips to bring everyone
Catches employee smoking at work shows him a safer spot and smokes him out
sees scumbag steve almost has as many likes *smiles*
dates rihanna doesn't beat her
gets 1 friend request from retarded girl from elementary school accepts
Good guy greg goes to skyrim doesn't steal a thing
Gets sword from old guy in cave Doesn't try to kill him with it
joins fight club doesn't break the first rule
Finds Trash throws it away
athiest doesn't argue on facebook with christians
finds exploit reports it
plays the sims  makes his sim average looking
kills your family doesn't make you watch
MEets y u no guy takes time to teach him how to spell why and you right
plays cod online tries to talk to people in game chat
finds stranger's fb open tells him to be more careful
farts... Fans it away from you
Removes hardware safely
Birthday Give a gift to mom cause she gives me life
adds friend on facebook its forever alone guy
sees friend's facebook open clicks on logout
finds a horcrux puts it back for harry
Got Dumped at her birthday party gave her a present anyway
PLAYS GTA DONT ROB ANYONE
friendzoned? helps you to find a nicer girl
didn't have good grades still was the teacher's favorite
Finds 5 dollar bill brings it to police station
Oh
winrar trial runs out pays for license
Brings laptop into class actually uses it to take notes
sees a fight between 2 people he dosent like stops the fight
Receives head from girlfriend returns the favor
Loses a game says ' gg ' anyway
Using microwave late at night stops it with one second left
Large Bug in House Helps it back outside
Always 'ejects' flashdrive before removing from computer
game tells him that he needs to take a 5 min break every 30 min does it
WWGGGD?
play xbox at his home gives you first controller
Plays you in play station 3 fifa observes real Football etiquette
rents foreign movie doesn't get pissed about subtitles
gets invited to concert drives so tired friend can sleep
'Show me the carfax.' Shows you the carfax.
YOU RUN OUT OF TORTILLAS FOR BURRITOS BATTLES THROUGH BLIZZARD TO GET SOME
Says to A girl He will call next day Calls her!
Ask for trick or treat didn't do trick
Tells a Girl He loves her before sex means it
Girl wants to go all the way tells her to wait for the right guy
sees annoying facebook girl compliments her
Downloads Movie Comments on A/V
Married for 20 years Still goes down on his women
Gets a call in GTA IV Always down to hangout
Hears someone walk in while taking a shit waits till they leave before dropping bombs
Stop by his house unAnnounced Smokes you out till you go home and pass out
Opens new loaf of bread eats end peice
Neighbors cant sleep because of fire alarm? give them enough weed to keep them high for two days
Hooks you up with free bud from his own stash when you're depsarate Could face more time in prison than a child molestor
Riots going on in london picks you up a bag anyway
Sees kid begging mom for candy but the mom says  no give them the candy bar free of charge
has hangover and Says he is never drinking again  doesn't
weed supplier for many friends never makes any profit from that
1st place about to cross finish line in mario kart DOESN'T throw back rest of banana peels
shits in public toilet flushes it
Late for work Still obeys speed limit
invites you over to play video games  hands you the good controller
Sees your mom is a total milf never mentions it
Has a song stuck in his head doesn't sing it so you don't get it stuck in yours
finds a phone on the street Calls your parents to return it
Typed 'lol' lAUGHED OUT LOUD IN REALITY
daughter only dates black men doesnt disown her
Scumbag steve asks him for a cigarette gives him 2 cigarettes
Turns 21 doesnt use it as an excuse to drink everyday
Borrows pencil gives it back
Has to Fart Walk's Outside
enters bathroom and knows someone is silent-crapping in a stall  makes as much noise as possible so guy can crap in peace
SEES YOU LEFT YOUR FACEBOOK OPEN LOGS OFF
Wants to watch a movie rents it
standing in grocery line sees you have less items
has to watch twilight with girlfriend doesn't moan
Takes Ice cold shower in Lockroom So Shrinkage gives rest of team ego boost
Smokes weed on 4/20 Doesn't post about it on Facebook
Sees meme with no likes Likes it
75 million views on youtube doesn't put any ads
carry the whole game says 'good job team'
You only have eight bucks Sells your dime bag anyways
sees your gf at party makes sure no one hits on her while you are gone
Asks to hang out picks you up without asking for gas money
plays gta gives prostitutes a tip and drives them home
local children come trick or treating doesn't pretend not to be home
cumstain on pants informs you
Goes down on his girl Every week of the month
can play guitar well Doesn't Use it to pick up girls at parties
You forgot to log out on fB He does it for you
Posts on reddit warns you about spoiler
single on valentines day doesn't care
Hates the new star wars movies Took his niece to see Phantom Menace in 3D anyways
Plays rock band chooses bass
got phone call from telemarketer listen to him patiently
Could be a member of mensa Isn't
Puts drunk ex-girlfriend to bed Sleeps on the couch
Listens to A7X Says a prayer for the REV
eating chips gives you the last one
lets FRIENDS BORROW SKYRIM EVEN THOUGH HES NOT DONE WITH IT
goes to bathroom in the middle of the night pees on the side to not wake up roommate
MEETS FEMALE FORMS SELFLESS HUMAN CONNECTION
sees the number 69 doesnt make a sex joke
has a 12 year old brother treats him like his son
Didn't get iphone for christmas still loves his parents
someone shoots you an arrow puts his knee to stop it
Girlfriend is hungry? Makes her a sandwich
only plays CHRISTMAS MUSIC  in december
buys girl a drink only wants conversation
Finds random iphone on sidewalk calls last person you talked to
Reads good guy gregs Improves upon self from them
PLAYS ASSASSINS CREED DOESN'T KILL CIVILIANS
someone farted silently takes the blame
Sees you dead and is engineer takes your kit and revives
Buys skyrim lets you play first
Has wet dream of actual girlfriend
Sees vulnerable whiney status doesn't troll
stuck in friendzone cherishes and values freindship
Pauses skyrim  so his grandmother can watch oprah
Noticed it rained avoids stepping on all the snails on the sidewalk
uses the last ice cube fills up tray
DIES IN GEARS OF WAR WHILE REVIVING YOU
drinks the rest of the water refills brita pitcher and puts it back in fridge
SeeS a Big wall of text on a reddit post upVotes for the effoRt
SEES ROOMMATE LEFT LIGHTS ON TURNS THEM OFF TO LOWER ELECTRIC BILL
Doesn't smoke in the car when one of the passengers isn't a smoker
Finds awesome content Gives to you to post on reddit
you are not perfect? i like you
prefers solo masturbation has sex with girlfriend anyways
SEES A STUPID PICTURE OF YOU DOESN'T TURN YOU INTO A MEME
don't like smokers? it's cool bro
PLays world of warcraft doesn't kill critters
Doesn't blame it on the Rain
play grand theft auto drives car according to road rules
plays mordekaiser says gl hf
Downloads Torrent Up speed: 200 kb/s Down speed: 50 kb/s
TL;DR Upvotes anyways
Sees that you're very far away Doesn't hold door open
Gets asked out by your hot ex says no
buys snacks on his way over Leaves them with you when he goes
Site gets blocked on school computer here take my laptop
actually tries to help on yahoo answers
Sent spooky putty by accident returns it
Asks to borrow roomate's bong Packs bowl to the brim
smokes you out feeds you too
Takes picture of kate middleton topless doesn't upload
A fly gets stuck in his room  helps to usher it out of the window unharmed
selling sold-out concert tickets on ebay at cost price
catches you singing to yourself awkwardly sings along with you
finds bottle of painkillers dumps them in TOILET for safety
real name is todd doesn't mind being called greg
watches womens gymnastic all around only masturbates once
EATS GREASY FOOD WIPES HANDS BEFORE GRABBING YOUR CONTROLLER
sees a meme that's already been done upvotes it anyway
goes to a party  drives drunk people home
Actually buys music  From ituNes
Says 'Cool Story
Comes to your house  DOESN'T ASK FOR FOOD
Home alone still raises toilet seat to pee
Plays poker Doesnt bluff
LIstens to rap music Doesnt say yolo
gets done fapping Washes hands
mormons at the door sure
Chuck Norris better? so be it
has unibrow doesnt care
sees you mispelled word in email mispells it too so you don't feel dumb
accidentally killed an ant bury it at the CEMETERY
gets invited to party shows up on time
Goes to Gym Spots random people
Gets female starter doesn't restart game
Thought bieber was a girl APologiZes
Hears Justin bieber Wins Nickelodeon's teen choice award best male artist Doesnt say anything mean
Love interest calls with boyfriend problems encourages her
Goes vegetarian Tells no-one
has sex with random girl takes her out for breakfast the next day
Jehovas witness at door listens
Interrupts Taylor Swift Actually lets her finish
sees kid in a hoodie dosent shoot
Sees car parked with empty meter Puts coins in
Drives the car lets you choose the music
Takes antipsychotic drugs has a mental illness
Finds wallet with no ID and a lot of cash. Pays out of pocket for Forensic testing to locate owner and returns wallet...refuses reward!
sees that friend leaves facebook open logs out
Knows victorias secret Doesn't share it with the world
Does all of the work for a project puts your name first
Doesn't Like 'friday' by rebecca black is still nice to her
Realizes people have forgotten him Is happy for the others
see's an attention seeking status with no likes likes it
eats sushi Doesn't tweet a picture
Plays wii uses wrist strap
'you havent  been to the cloud district?' takes you there
Is hanging out with you plays music you both like
scents fart is happy for his friend's relief
have all downloaded episodes watch them on TV to give audience
Hears rebecca Black's friday Thinks it's adorable
doesn't like to drive over the speed limit keeps right
losses on cod feels happy for the winner
Sees yellow light slows down
Cockblocks you Because he knows she has an STD
Employs an illegal immigrant Doesn’t take advantage of him
Makes Sandwiches all For his Mom and Girlfriend
Knows you are Crushing on his girl Invites you to threesome
Dislike button on facebook? there should be a like again button
Decides to take his talents to south beach Shows up for 4 quarters
sees woman in the kitchen doesn't make kitchen joke
try on clothes at the store fold them back to the shelf
creates facebooka account adds parents
Let's you Stay over for weekend Doesn't masturbate
KILLS EVERYONE IN WHITERUN PAYS THE BOUNTY
band goes   mainstream still a fan
Dog throws up takes blame
In sixth place and gets blue shell on last lap doesn't use it
Borrows lawn mOwer MOws your lawn too
Says he feels bad when you pay for him actually feels bad
TIME TO CLOCK OUT ASK 'NEED ANYTHING ELSE BEFORE i GO?'
Sees snow men in neighbors yard Builds snow women to keep them company
GOT CAUGHT SMOKING WEED WITH YOUNGER BROTHER CONVINCING THEIR MOM IT WAS ONLY HIM SMOKING
Has 900 friends on facebook Actually knows them all
makes mistakes learns from every one of them
walking to a car with 4 other guys calls middle seat
Tells you He'll be there in 20 minutes Arrives 2 minutes early
'restart your computer to finish installing important updates' Clicks 'restart now'
holds door for nice lady does not look to her ass
this is my House you can be player 1
GirlFriend accidentally  farts  pretends that it didn't happen
Sees Super Models Says girls are still good lookin when theyre not on a fashion show
Takes britta water filter out of fridge for drink refills it and puts it back into the fridge
takes your daughter out drives her home
hates the food you just made him eats the whole thing anyway
Friend sleeps in late leaves school to Go back and pick him up
sees massive forum post doesn't quote the entire thing when replying
supports local music
Invites you to play games lets you use new controller
heard the movie got bad reviews goes to see it with you anyway
about to have sex with girlfriend asks if you wanna go first
Finds mate's GWP post upvotes then doesn't tell a soul
Sees you fall down Doesn't laugh
Asks if you can come pick him up Pays you a full tank of gas
leaves skid marks in toilet Cleans them off
KNOWS FRIEND DOESN'T LIKE WEED SHOWS UP WITH A SIX PACK INSTEAD
screws up base riff during first live gig doesn't blame the drummer
Plays Assassin's creed
Rolls joint Lets you light it
BUYS BREAD eat both ends
Friend buys packs of chewing gum doesn't ask for one
Clicks on advertisements to support the website he's on
Loaned you Twenty dollars never asked for it back
Talks to soldiers gf while hes at war doesnt get her number
Makes you a portal after the raid Never sends you to stonard
Plays Assassin's creed Doesn't kill anyone
Enters residential area turns volume down
it's on the friend zone doesn't care
Writes LOL Actually Laughs Out Loud
sHOWS YOU HIS MARTIAL ARTS TEACHES YOU HOW TO COUNTER ALL HIS TECHNIQUES
Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down
wants to cross low traffic street uses the crosswalk
Draws 'make a rule' card in king's cup repeals little green man rule.
Sees you drop a dollar lets you know
Friend posts something you've already posted Like anyway
looks at Oc that isn't funny thumbs up anyway
you wake up to an empty bed after hooking up last night got up and made breakfast for two
sees weak guy getting bullied takes on four guys at once to help him
Meets Scumbag Steve Beats the shit out of him
Realises that he uploaded a repost Deletes it
Talks to hot girl with big boobs wearing a bikini Keeps eye contact
PLays Cod DOESN'T Rage
ISN'T GAY BLOWS YOU ANYWAYS
Saves a handfull of breadcrumbs every sunday and sticks them inside computer loves to feed the trolls
borrows your ps2 brings back ps3
plays a cleric makes sure his party is healed at all times
wants to date your sister asks you first
find insanity wolf calms him down
Tells friends on facebook what roads are closed so they don't get stuck in traffic as well
Knows you're wrong LET You think you're not
it's 12.12.12 doesn't post it
wins wheel of fortune splits the prize with the other 2 contestants
Become internet meme doesn't brag or even reveal himself
wife changes marital status from married to its complicated keeps marital status as married
could save hundreds by switching to geico stays loyal to current company
Go to a restaurant Doesn't post his meal on instagram
GOES TO THE TOILET AT THE CINEMA DUCKS UNDER THE SCREEN ON HIS WAY PAST
gets Dumped doesn't post song lyrics on facebook
sells weed in a licensed medicinal marijuana dispensary
wins silver medal sings opponents national anthem
becomes a waiter leaves you a tip
notices shit mark on side of your toilet bowl  pisses it off
eats a tasty meal doesn't upload a picture of it on facebook
Takes great photos Doesn't start photography company on Facebook
says 'cool story bro' means it
HAS A 6 PACK DOESN'T GO SHOWING IT OFF TO THE ENTIRE WORLD
Somebody tHat you used to know Doesn'T cut you off
downloads winrar pays for it
doesn't call you bro only calls his brother bro
friend leaves facebook signed in signs out
invites the forever alone guy to a party and gets him laid
Dates overly attached girlfriend helps her to become more secure
plays tony hawk's pro skater 2 doesn't fly arround to get points
good guy thief steals credit card and donates to red cross
goes to job fair not just for free stuff
borrows car brings back with full tank
buys you a beer with his train money walks 10 miles home
trying to find words to describe this girl without being disrespectful says 'beautiful young lady.'
Neighbor's wifi is unprotected doesn't use it
makes youtube video doesn't beg for likes
Hasn't time to clean up after party packs you a bowl and apologizes in a little letter
makes meme that's competitive for the top position doesn't downvote the competition
Overhears friend say he liked majoras mask better doesnt freak out
flirts with girl at party stays by her side when she pukes
Talks to lebron  doesnt bring up the 4th quarter
Goes to get food ordered 4 different types of large pizzas for everyone to try
Been dating girlfriend for over 2 years Still remembers her birthday
plays mario kart with you no shortcuts
is five minutes late for class still goes to class
uses last piece of toliet paper replaces roll
Uses  FRIENDS COMPUTER POSTS CONTENT TO GET THEM UPVOTES
Drive past a speed trap Flashes lights to warn you
has more votes than forever alone congratulates him on making it to god tier
Sees you put a religious status on facebook doesn't say anything about it
Girlfriend is talkIng  Cares what she has to say
Play pokemon red doesn't name character faggot
Puff Puff Pass
GIRL WHO BROKE UP WITH HIM HAS BIRTHDAY CONGRATULATES HER ANYWAY
GIRL ASKS HIM TO HELP HER STUDY ANATOMY GETS BOOK AND LITERALLY DOES THAT
Downloads from torrent seeds it!
Starts omegle conversation doesn't ask 'asl'
Joins Boxing  says sorry after every punch
lEGEND OF ZELDA nEVER BREAK JARS
Volunteers Because it's the right thing to do
See a wallet on the street report it to the police station
sees kid at carnival not winning any toys gives him his giant stuffed bear
Gets banned from a forum Doesn't create a new account
MEETS A PERSON WEARING SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT COMPLIMENTS THE PERSONS SUNGLASSES
MAKES HIS OWN SANDWHICH
wins thousands of arcade tickets gives them all to little kid
Goes to the gym doesn't look in the mirror
bus is empty still lets you get in first
hits already burnt part of the bowl saves last green hit for you
GETS CALLED OUT FOR MAKING SEXIST COMMENT DOESN'T BRING UP FIRST AMENDMENT
Arguing about who is going to e a sober driver  volunteers
Receives Ugly Sweater For Christmas Wears it to Christmas dinner
Buys PS3 doesn't hate xbox 360
is a friend of FOREVER ALONE
Sees the glass as half full Then fills the glass up
dislikes the new facebook doesnt switch to google plus
end of party let's you crash at his place
downloads keygen just wants to listen to the music
has two beers left offers you one
Finishes early still finishes you off
rolls a joint lets you light it!
Sees pothole while being followed by lowered car hits pothole so other car sees it
Doesn't understand commment upvotes anyway
GETS EXTRA CHANGE GIVES IT BACK
friend sends meme has seen it
Play random game read all text without skipping
Jehovah's witness knocks on door invites him in
Helicopter flies away after you request a pickup turns around
cooks you dinner does the dishes
gets famous online don't do interviews
is the life of the party cleans up at the end of the night
Girl looking to rebound with GGG Stays the night but doesn't have sex with her
uses your car fills the tank
See's your too stoned to order suggests what to get
likes to feed ducks uses fresh bread
puts 1.50$ ın vending machine for a 1.40$ product Leaves the 10&#162; change in slot so people could use it if they need
orders appetizer for everyone to share Asks for it to be put on his check
Sees read me file reads
THUMBS UP POST JUST TO MAKE HIM FEEL BETTER
Says yes to doing you a favour then asks what the favour is
SUCKS AT TF2 ACCEPTS FRIEND'S DUEL CHALLENGE ANYWAYS
About to haunt you Warns you first
Rolls a 7 Puts the Robber on the desert
Pay $25 for Humble Indie Bundle #3  Don't make fun of scumbag steve for paying under the average
accidentally opens your fedex package of dildos tapes it back up and never tells a soul
DOWNLOads pirated game ejoys and actually buys it
MAKES TEXT BIG ENOUGH TO READ FROM THUMBNAIL
Falls for the same girl as his friend acts as his wingman
Doesn't believe your story smiles anyways
Playing Sonic 2 With you Lets you be sonic
chills with badluck bryan
Student is late to class Doesn't say anything
knows you downvoted his meme upvotes yours
ugly girl flirts with him doesnt make excuse to leave
sees homeless man begging for change gives him his paycheck
Plays Mariokart with you doesn't pick rainbow road
Has crush on same girl as another guy Ignores it and helps him get her
sees guy drop soap picks it up for him
Sees friend sleeping  Covers them up
mofos username alex89renaud pass master89
learns what rick roll'd means doesn't go on a rick rolling rampage
finds out you are not voting for the same guy doesn't try to push his candidate
sees sexy 19 year old girl in a low cut top offers her his coat as its freezing
taking a banana from the office fruit basket chooses the one with brown spots
little bro pees his pants pees his pants also
doesn't take a side in the pc vs mac debate they're just computers
Gets on argument on a forum wins without a single swear word
I Have Read And Accept The Terms And Conditions Actually has read them
is top sniper in the us army and is trained in guerilla warfare doesn't use it to intimidate his argumentative opponents
Forget your facebook open in his pc don't become gay
says he missed you over the summer really meant it
Sees you passed out at party writes on your face using washable marker
Listens to people's campaign SPEECHES for class president voted for the best person for the job instead of friend
Finds a wallet  Returns it
mom doesn't ask me to do the dishes does them anyway
CONSERVATIVE BELIEVES IN SCIENCE
HAS THE OPPORTUNITY TO MAKE FUN OF THE COLUMBUS BLUE JACKETS UNDERSTANDS THE COMPLEX ISSUES OF MANAGING A SMALL MARKET TEAM
throws a party don't byob
Walks OUT OF ROOM CLOSES DOOR
gets killed on cod congratulates guy on a good kill
SEEs old lady crossing the street Stops traffic and walks her ACROSS
puts his hands in the air actually cares
goes vegan choses not to announce it to everyone
breaks into your house cleans it and makes you dinner
shut off phone visits nana in person
Volunteers for hunger games
goes to chiptole
SNORTS BATH SALT DOESN'T EAT YOUR FACE
see's you rolling approves
meets you for 50th time shakes hand
Gets Bumped at a bar Buys everyone a round of beers
Gets Up To Pass The Bowl
finds a girls cell phone returns it and doesnt go through her pic's
fat chick texts him texts back
goes to jail to teach inmates how to read
co-worker leaves wallet in bathroom returns it without counting money
follow an asian on twitter uses the google traslator to read his tweets
Friend does horrible stand-up laughs at his terrible joke anyway
plays gta iv plays bowling with roman
Uploads youtube video doesn't like it
accidentally pees on rim cleans it up
hears about kony2012 doesn't post about it
Turns on the tv asks which channel you want to watch
Designated Driver Stays Sober
SOMEONE SAYS THEY USED BE AN Adventurer dosn't say he was until he took an arrow in the knee
could've sold your stuff on ebay when you were smoking a pipe didnt
says 'COOL story Bro' means it
buys plan b for a friend 4 times Still a virgin.
supports kony 2012 no one knows
is a cop loves black people
jumps infront of moving car hurting himself but saving a bunny
gf wants to break up help her find new bf
ASKED TO SHARE 3 SONGS GIVES ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY
Saw new ipad in unlocked car at store parking lot
february genuinely celebrates black history
Is single doesn't complain on valentine's day
comments on your status likes all your responses
has substitute teacher doesn't misbehave
sitting in an exit row on a plane actually willing to help in case of an emergency
Graduates stays in touch
my kindness is not enough to forgive sopa
Sleeps With Megan Fox... After Getting To Know Her
opens interfaith bookshop has an 'atheist' section
Goes to a costume party with you dresses up as robin
Makes Meme Page First Doesn't brag about it
Doesn't believe in god isn't smug to those that do
Put right headphone in right ear and left headphone in left ear
Makes sandwich uses the butt slices
could be getting laid talks friend through depression instead
Stayed up till 4am to open the door for sister doesn't complain
SMOKES POT Offers you some
leaves party to get laid comes back from her place 10 minutes later with chicken for everyone
Knows they're gonna feed keep calling them to a game anyway
SENDS REGARDS TO YOUR FAMILY MEANS IT
borrows your truck to move a couch two blocks away returns it in 15 minutes. washed!
Downloads music from itunes
NEIGHBORS PLAY LOUD MUSIC PRACTICES HIS MASH-UP SKILLS
Goes to most recent memes votes them all up to support the creator
sees drunk girl on party drive her to her home
Sees scumbag girl passed out drunk doesnt let scumbag steve near her
Tells an inside joke  explain it
my grandfathergave it to me you can have it
Sees you rollin' doesn't hate
Need to be over 18 to view site? actually leaves site
Makes a meme Sees that you copied it
becomes a vampire doesn't sparkle
friend cant cook eats food anyway
Hears in august that you want a haunter hat gets one that month and hides it until christmas
finds pee on toilet seet cleans it with tissue
DISSAPEARS WITH GIRLFRIEND FIND HIM HOLDING HER HAIR WHEN SHES GETTING SICK
Finds out he's Wrong  Admits it and apologises
Gets bitten by zombie shoots himself
dOES A POST ABOUT SCUMBAG STEVE DOESN&#180;T TALK BAD ABOUT HIM
DOESN'T Matter
Tells mario where princess peach is points to the right castle
SEES POST ABOUT RELIGION ON FACEBOOK doesnt say anything
asks for a couples chips actually only takes a couple
sees that you are typing in chat stops typing
WATCHES TWILIGHT WITH GF DOESNT SAY ITS GAY
has to fart warns friends to evacuate the room
Prefers BF3 Understands you playing MW3
checks hot girl facebook profile 'in a relationship'; closes tab
swears apologizes
Gets a tattoo doesn't post it on facebook
notices a good comment has 0 points upvotes it
unequal slices of pizza lets you have the extra one
remembers a funny family guy joke doesn't say it out loud
ask for directions he offers to drive
sees funny oc logs in to thumb up
Meets German Person Doesn't mention the War
scumbag steve is younger brother warns you
Plays mortal kombat uses friendship
plans to go to bed early goes to bed early
squad in less than ideal position spawn on them anyway for +10 point bonus
bin laden dies feels sorry for him
Notices your shortcomings doesn't point them out.
Is vegan doesn't shove it down your throat
Notices no one likes your status likes your status
IS PART OF THE 97% OF PEOPLE WHO WON'T REPOST THIS STATUS UPDATE
Lose a match on league of legends say GG
gOES TO UNDERGROUND GIG  INVITES YOU TO COME
Sees thread about a show he doesn't like doesn't post in it so that others can enjoy it
sees you smoking out of a can buys you a piece
Sees girlfriend's makeup bag in car Brings it inside
hugs your mom Does not add hip thrust
Stays quiet when you're on the phone
GOES TO GROCERY STORE BRINGS MULTIPLE CARTS BACK TO STOREFRONT
has cool
food is cold  doesn't send it back
Sneaks out on one night stand To get her breakfast in bed
talks to the girl you like and makes her laugh then hooks you two up
dirty dances doesn't put baby in the corner
Telemarketer calls: Listens to whole pitch before politely declining
PLAYS GTA WAITS FOR THE LIGHT TO BECOME GREEN
tELLS TEACH HE FORGOT HOMEWORK ACTUALLY FORGOT IT
comes towards you with a gun in the alley lets you have it for protection
sees people robbing his house helps them load the truck
Sees you die in minecraft puts your items in a chest and waits for you
takes a dump in buddy's bathroom sprays airfreshener
DOG SHITS IN THE HOUSE TAKES THE BLAME
takes a shit in public stall flushes
AT HIs birthday Party Lets you take the first slice
wants to have sex with girl wants meaningful relationship first
self-employed pays correct tax.
both of my friends pass out in my bed sleep on the floor
VISITS PARENTs' HOUSE PAINTS THE WALLS
You get a 'Delay of game' penalty in madden declines
Cashier gives him more change than suposed Gives the difference back
USES A PUBLIC TOILET CHANGES THE EMPTY HIGIENIC PAPER ROLL
is an atheist doesn't call any religion or followers thereof 'stupid'
Read game of thrones Doesnt act like a pretentious douchebag hipster
was raised christian didn't grow up to be a rabid atheist
loses a game says 'gg'
SEES ONLY VACANT SEAT IN BUS LETS OLD LADY SIT
Bored on a Thursday night Goes to church
Sneaks into your house at night
knows superman 64 sucks buys game anyway so developers dont feel too guilty.
sees african children dancing dosent make kfc or welfare meme
Notices you're copying his meme Smiles
Plays Pokemon Trains all of his pokemon equally
Christian
is a millionaire pays taxes and isn't upset that you are getting GOVERNMENT help to pay for college
you get your arm blown off in war severs his too so you wont feel alone
Pee'd on the toilet seat cleans it
Uses restroom at work Makes sure everything flushed before leaving
Came Five Minutes ago Keeps going until she finishes
LIES TO PEOPLE BECAUSE THEIR PARTY IS MEANT TO BE A SURPRISE
BRINGS A DRUNK GIRL HOME TO PROTECT HER FROM PREDATORS
Can't sing doesn't try
Finishes on her face has a wet-nap handy
BRAZZERS PASS:USER 1)harrys:potter 2) longhauler:102257 3)luluram:ibrahim
Comes over for sex Brings his own Sandwich
EATS EXPENSIVE FOOD DOESN'T TAKE PICTURES
Finds meme with an equal number of upvotes to his votes up anyway
Snaps choclate bar in half Takes smaller half
Father of a pokemon trainer Lives at home and supports his FAMILY
sexually disgusted by obesity  dances with the lonley fat girl at the prom
sees '9gag brought me here' comments on youtube spends hours downvoting each comment
Becomes a homeless bum gives you money
first in line for black friday holds the door open for everyone
plays darius doesn't use his ult to killsteal
seNDS A VIDEO TO THE AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOMEVIDEOS VIDEO IS FUNNY
STORE CLOSES IN 5 MINUTES DOEsn't go in
Finally gets girlfriend gives brazzers account away for free to a 14 year old
Ignores walmart for small businesses
SELLS YOU WEED AT THE SAME PRICE HE BOUGHT it for
Submits a lame link Down votes himself
loans you 20 bucks overdraws bank account to do it
Doesn't get the joke thumbs up anyway
Friend using meme generator lets him think he is cool
Girl's B-day on Facebook Calls her instead
Looks through your ipod doesn't insult your taste in music
goes to frat party fixes electrical wires on the ceiling
Sees you jugling  plays circus music
FEMALE FRIEND GETS HAIRCUT NOTICES
Teacher gives optional homework actually does it
rage quits POLITEly
Knows he can have sex with any woman in his dreams DOesn't
smokes weed all day doesn't talk about it
Buys mass effect 3 warns you about ending without spoiling it
He orders beer
Goes to see lochness monster gives him tree fiddy
Goes down on girlfriend expects nothing in return
holds door open for date holds door open for next 10 families
goes on chatroullete to have deep conversations with people
sees your downloads doesn't tell parents
Sorry
Friends Make Bad Jokes Laughs with them
Asks for watercup actually gets water
sees lucky the leprechaun not after his lucky charms
goes shopping with girlfriend
goes 1-10 in MW3 doesn't complain about lag
sees justin bieber hates his music
wins in vegas buys everyone drinks and hookers
Makes meme in russian posts it in russian language section
Only 21+ at party Yes Officer
Best player online still revives the worst
Finds out you stole from his piggy bank as a kid Doesn't kick your ass
SELLS YOU 2 GRAMS BRINGS JAMBA JUICE
Runs into a parked car leaves his insurance information
sees tac insertion smashes instead of camping
finished on machine at gym cleans it
gets told about something he saw on reddit two weeks ago doesn't mention he saw it on reddit two weeks ago
Likes Your Status Just for preventing you from Feeling Forever Alone
Cant hang out because of homework finishes it so he can
Borrows ur car fills up gas & change oil
Likes girl bro likes lets bro have girl
Classes cancelled for election forum Goes to election forum
sees your item get stuck in vending machine buys the same item and hands you yours
Sees religious post on Facebook Doesnt Start a pointless argument
Goes to the bathroom Between classes
Sets you up with 12mbps internet actually gives you 35mbps download speeds
remembers today is your birthday Without seeing at facebook
gets mugged writes a cheque
busted with a spliff cop is now best friend
carrie fisher? would still do her
is trolled replies courteously
volunteers... for fun
buys skyrim  still remembers GIRLFRIEND
CELEBRATES NEW YEAR DOEsn'T drink alcohol
gets justin beiber alone in room doesnt kill him. lol jk yes he does
invite him to come over and hang out he brings a case of beers
MOVES IN FIRST TAKES THE SMALLER BEDROOM
brita gets low refills it
Gets a nobel peace price gives it to people who deserve it
going to a strip club convinces them to return to school
Takes an arrow to the knee Doesn't make a post
wins the lottery donates it all
Is designated driver to every party doesnt even complain about gas money
Doesn't register For exams Goes to uni anyways
Knows your birthday is close to  christmas still gives you two gifts
masturbates... washes his hands after
Reaches 4-way stop at the same time you do waves you on
gives seat to pregnant woman on bus doesn't think he's a saint
finds winning lottery ticket gives to random homeless man
sees forever alone guy become his friend
Download a rom' delete after 24 hours
uses one glass does all the dishes
discovers meme changes name to greg
Says he will be there in 10 minutes  He really comes in 10 minutes
takes arrow to knee doesn't complain
Takes arrow to the knee so you can be adventurer
finished college when he was 12 BUT you wouldn't know because he's too modest
marijuana? medical issues
Girlfreind texts Stops everything to text back
reads a meme that doesn't respect the memE's idea likes it anyway
Got laid last night NEVER TELLS SOMEBODY
helps old lady cross the street shows up 4 hours later to help her again
comes late to work unnoticed still apologises to boss
Really Pissed that Gf cheated on him ... Does not lash out at UNSUSPECTING friends
Home Alone Doesn't Fap
Sees you stole his picture upvotes you anyway
just faps in his own home
sees meme that has no comments say something other than first
Saw a post in different language used google translate
only stares at boobs of single women
Gets a New PHONE Doesn't ask people for their number
having job interview tomorrow sleeps early
gets cannon rushed asks for build order
sees you cheat off him changes all his answers so you don't get caught
makes a mess doesn't leave it for aid to clean
ask how the movie was? he doesn't tell you how it ended
plays hide and seek voluntarily becomes seeker fırst
Opens new loaf of bread Eats the ends
SPlits cost of hotel room with one bed sleeps on floor
reads success kid memes doesn't get envious
plays angry birds tries to calm them down
NEEDS A RIDE FROM THE AIRPORT GIVES YOU GAS MONEY AND BUYS YOU LUNCH
Listens to your scary first time weed story Properly coaches then smokes you out
is actually a christian doesn't discriminate you for being an atheist
creeps into your window fixes faulty lock and secures your home against future burglary
LIKES A BAND DOESN'T TORRENT
is a popular internet meme doesn't mention it
findes trash in car takes it home and throws it in the bin
gives 200 dollars to pay off friends phone bill says not to worry about paying it back
sees that youre identity was stolen gives you his
TELEMARKETER CALLS DOESN'T HANG UP
pops his collar because it's more comfortable
Could really use a cigarette  waits to buy new pack instead of bothering someone
Sees you're going through some shit Makes meme images to cheer you up
Yo bro your sister is drunk 'lets take her home'
Eats the rest of the cereal buys a new box
finds purse on ground gives it back
accepts a flyer from a salesman actually buys what was offered in it
sees nonsmoker puts out cigarette
realizes he's going bald doesn't care
says 'umadbro' is really concerned
playing poker always dealer
girlfriend cheats on him invites everyone for a threesome
forever alone's birthday sends him facebook message
ping pong against noob doesnt curve
watches new two and a half men episodes says ashton kutcher is doing a good job
Notices Reddit is down Doesn't make a rage comic about it
goes to bars always as the wing man
Wins big at poker buys everyone a drink
invites himself over without asking smokes everyone up
Proves you wrong  Doesn't rub it in your face
Car Runs out of gas pushes it all the way back home
sees old lady carrying lots of shopping bags carries the old lady itself
ASks you to pack another Bowl Hands you his bag of weed
sees old man struggling to get down long staircase gives old man a helping nudge
plays russian roulette  skips your turn
Notices there's no more toilet paper  puts a new one in for the next person that comes along
Sees that you need to fart Sneezes together and he puts the blame on him
Plays game for 45 minutes Takes 15 minutes break
Emails his buddies To help you find a job
Good guy jason Doesn't mind being called 'greg'
Finishes toilet paper puts new roll on
plays angry birds deliberately misses pigs so they don't get hurt
meets a 35 year old juggalo doesn't laugh in his face
drinks redbull gives you the wings he got
FORGETS HIS WALLET - WILL PAY YOU BACK ACTUALLY DOES
likes big butts and values honesty
Pays hookers to chat
Has a girlfriend Makes his own sandwiches
NOBODY LIKES HIS MEME DOESN'T COMPLAIN
grabs the last item you want in a store 'here
first time getting laid doesn't make a facebook status about it
Professor Oak asks what your rival's name is 'Friend :)'
gets pranked on april fools doesnt get mad
World is ending 21st dec Still buys people xmas presents
Sees cop while going the speed limit doesnt brake
your meme isn't funny but he appreciates      that you tried
has an embarassing photo of you doesn't put it on the internet
listens to rap in the car doesn't blast volume
THROWS PARTY. for his little sister
has neighbours uses headphones
INVITED TO SMOKE WEED AT YOUR PLACE COMES WITH WEED AND FOOD
Finds out you're an athiest doesn't give you a lecture on how you're going to hell
uses dumbbells at the gym puts them back  after he's done
smiles when friends say 'merry Christmas!' Isn't Christian
hears police siren in song pulls over anyway
sees hurricane sandy news actually cares
Is 6'5' Lets you stand in front of him at the concert
Takes feminist out on date still pays for her dinner
Finishes a can of soda Saves the pull tab to donate to charity
Comes with weed to a party Shares With everyone
Who let the dogs out? puts them back for you
finds a wallet puts money in it
tells a girl she`s pretty not trying to get laid
Throws party is actually celebrating something
runs marathon doesn't post his time on facebook
doesnt know half the people in the group helps them anyways
GOES ON A WEDDING chooses not to have sex with the bride
Finds Your Phone Returns it without looking at texts
sees you waiting for him to cross the road runs
'Go ahead take it' Last Life boat
doesn't snitch doesn't brag about it
listening to music in the library with headphones takes them out to make sure they're not too loud
only has one small spliff shares it with all his friends
famous as good guy   did'nt tell everyone
Follows drunk girl home from party doens't expect to get laid
Sees skidmarks on the side of a public toilet bowl pisses the shit off
Runs marathon in record time does not put '26.2' sticker on car
Fan gets shot during premiere of his movie Visits them in the hospital
gets rick roll'd listens to whole song
downloads winrar actually pays for it
pisses his pants so you're not the only one
Whole opponent team leaves changes team
Finds slenderman asks if he needs to borrow his flashlight
makes a joseph ducreux meme it's not a 'call me maybe' parody
Survives a car accident Donates his organs anyways
downloads 20 movies a week from Piratebay seeds!
uses last of toilet paper gets new roll for next person
becomes ceo of smartphone company updates software in a timely manner
KILLS YOU IN COD DOESN'T TEABAG YOUR CORPSE
gets killed by noobtube congradulates other player
You ask to borrow $3.00 He gives you $5.00
friends in bathroom no TOILET paper   gives him his shirt
Posts fb status doesnt put yolo
Finds out about invisible children doesn't rant about kony on facebook
Travels to third world countr doesn't post photo of self with locals
Knows you are Lakers fan doesn't make fun of ya
Has one piece of gum left gives it to you
goes to guitar center actually buys a guitar
needs to fill up water bottle at fountain lets you go first
no one else on the road still uses turn signal
mw2: gets the nuke in a care package... leaves it for a teammate!
Let's you win at a game MAKES IT LOOK LIKE HE'S REALLY TRYING
his son made the honor roll no bumper sticker
has the same upvotes as another meme upvotes them
pushes an old person so they wouldn't get hit by a car
Met Lucky the Leprechaun
sees meme with -1 votes upvotes to make it zero
Notices you don't realise it's april fools Doesn't prank you
listened to a band before it got famous never mentions it
tells a girl she is beautiful has no intention of banging
sells super nintendo and 7 games takes everyone out for a&w
knows that he is ridiculed on web don't care about it
DJs at a party doesn't play 'levels'
Finds out he is famous internet meme Strives to be a perfect representation iRL
pees on toilet seat gets soapy cloth
Owes you money Pays you back in more weed than he owed
Listens to music in public dosen't play it on speaker
friend rolls him a crap joint doesn't re-roll
parents tell him he is adopted loves them more
gas grass or ass are not needed you can ride for free
metallica fan doesn'T complain about st.anger
Doesn't laugh at the word 'Jew'
sees a really hot girl doesn't look at her ass
Thinks He's Cool IS
Knows your facebook status is from reddit Still clicks on 'Like'
catches strep stays home to save co-workers from infection
sees laundy is done puts in dryer
goes to restaurant leaves tip over ten dollars
Plays kingdoms of amalur doesn't compare it to skyrim
wears skate shoes actually skateboards
gets friend zoned helps bro get with girl
listens to dubstep in dorms plays at low volume
Sees empty seat next to cute girl sits next to old lady to give others a chance
doesn't have qwerty still has grammar and proper sentence construction in texts
posts about how cool his friends are didn't get hacked
Megaupload down by FBI ? buy a Life premium account today
Tells you to call him actually answers phone
Hears two random drunk people call out 'who's got weed?' in the rain offers a hit
receives invitation to forever alone's dinner actually goes
Finds your lighter in his pocket returns it promptly
Opens door for lady doesn't look at butt
gets 90% on exam  doesnt brag about it
no condoms refuses sex
watched twilight enjoyed the special effects
got hit by a bus paid for the damage of the bus
works at del taco always gives enough hot sauce!
Does something nice for you doesn't complain when you don't notice
ONLY NOTES LEFT TO PAY TAXI DRIVER 'NAH
Scumbag steve wants to borrow money gives him the loan
Offers to be dd on his birthday!
Has to leave room in middle of the night turns door handle before opening and closing
KNOCKS OVER YOUR BEER BUYS YOU A SIX PACK
SHE WANTS NO CONDOM HE USES CONDOM
DiGS curves Dates flat chested
Brings you christmas dinner ANd a new fridge for the leftovers
Girl friends pregnant doesnt blame the black guy
has finished downloading bf3 in 1 hour waits another 2 for his brah
beats you in mortal kombat doesn't do fatality
GOES TO WORK 1 HOUR EARLIER PARKS CAR FARTHEST FROM THE ENTRANCE
sees facebook ads clicks on them
Drops Ice on Floor Doesn't kick under fridge  throws in sink
Plays gta becomes highly respectable member of society
Wipes pee off toilet seat after using even if it wasn't his
plays skyrim takes an arrow to the knee for you
Plays left 4 dead Makes sure everyone survives
PLAYS GTA LETS EVERYONE LIVE WHEN CHOICE IS HIS
'Please try again later' tries again later
Tells the Story of how i met their mother immediately
wins calls it a tie
says scumbag steve is actually a nice guy if you get to know him better
in his erotic dreams wears codoms
tells his friend 'cool story
Goes to Party just to take drunk others home
friend falls asleep on his couch brings him blanket
Have sleepover friends are still sleeping let them sleep for 3 hours
watching dora actually answers her question
says 'lol' in a text actually laughed out loud
You get coal for Christmas Gives you his present
you take him for a ride he pays gas
DIDN&#180;T SEE IT SHITS BRICKS anyway
can't get a date still gives helpful relationship advice
red light
everybody hates scumbag steve Still his friend
Chick Spills drink over Table He cleans it up
huge android fan doesn't diss apple fanboys
ssees you asleep with glasses takes them off for you
sOMEONE STEPS ON HIS FOOT AT THE BUS STOP aPOLOGIZES FOR BEING IN THE WAY
Goes home for Thanksgiving lets friends beat him in beer pong
Takes your smoke to save you from cancer
Almost got killed by the imperials in skyrim Joins them anyway
Free-for-all Teams with you
CREATES THE GREATEST COMIC EVER Doesn't repost it when it doesn't reach trending
TEACHER GIVES 1 of 3 texts to learn Picks the biggest one
Did not fart takes the blame
watches friend talking with crush goes away and leaves them alone
LIKES A SONG BUYS IT ON I-TUNES!
HOlds door open for 6 people  then goes back inside
Takes a time with his girlfriend
takes drunk girl home sleeps on couch
girl says no listens
you tell a stupid joke and nobody laughs he lolz anyways
makes dinner does dishes
when he torrents he seeds
Holds door open for stranger expects nothing in return
sees homeless man  lets him stay at his place
Girlfriends birthday cums last
Sorry for bad english ...Perfect english
uses 9gag votes
Likes your facebook comment doesn't want you to shut up.
Borrows handicapped mother's car doesn't park in handicapped spot
goes to the gas station turns off his cell phone
goes to library actualy reads a book
sees photos of himself on the interweb doesnt complain
Goes to work works really
smokes in the club drops the ash into the ashtray
Sees that you posted an inappropriate picture on facebook advices you to delete it
robbery in proress gets cape and mask
Declines dance still buys you a drink
sees your gf on /r/gonewild doesnt fap
Creates Scumbag Steve OC Paints Him In a Good Light
breaks bong buys you a better one
Checks terms and conditions box actually reads them
sEES CHILDREN FIGHTING BREAK UPS THE FIGHT
Sees you fapping Offers to pay prostitute
Gets Rear-Ended Apologizes for driving too slow
Knows you don't get AMC at your place Drives an hour to pick you up so you don't miss Breaking BAd
Borrows Five Dollars Repays Ten
playing monopoly lets you be top hat
fifteen year old goes to movie by himself vouches for him as  the guy he came with
SITS in middle seat doesn't take both arm rests
Realize someone reposted his content and got front page Not mad at all.  In fact just happy that it meant that his content made more people laugh
interrupt his story lets you finish
Borrows your car brings it back with full tank
Does something nice doesnt expect recognition
finishes your doritos buys you a new bag
Downloads music pays for it
Girlfriend locked in Pandorica Waits 2000 years for her
Gets up to grab a beer you want one?
submits a link to reddit upvotes every comment
you sleep with him makes you a sandwich
SEES YOUR NEW TATTOO TELLS YOU ITS BEAUTIFUL
Beats you to making it Still thumbs up your comment
Had a seat on malaysia 370 Got sick and gave his ticket to his ex
FINDS OUT YOU ARM IS BROKEN NOT GAY
discovers his friend is gay listens only to ymca around him to show respect
realizes faith makes some people happy doesn't try to prove them wrong
Was born in America acts like a CANADIAN
Only watches soccer during the world cup doesn't pretend to know everything about it
Has already seen a link you send him pretends like he's never seen it before
Sees a post similar to his but uploaded before it removes his and upvotes the first one
AMPM guy knows i will be up all night studying Offers me free coffee
Donates Brand new unused clothes to charity shop
grammatically wrong yoda speaks a shit is not given
sees you've misspelt subscribe thumbs you up and subscribes anyway
Gets hit on by hot girl turns her down because she's married
Realizes that no one is amused stops sending memes
goes to gym everyday never mentions it on facebook
Found a PC WITH windows 8 installed installs windows 7
Steals your identity raises your credit
You ask him what type of music he likes He Doesn't Say 'All Kinds'
atheist sees religious post online doesnt start an argument
Finds bugs in software Fixes them himself and tells developers how.
Chooses all the pokemon (even bidoof)
left alone drunk with your girlfriend plays xbox
Sees meme in another language google translates it before rating
borrows your pencil actually returns it
makes a rage comic doesn't use 'Le' in it
wins arm wrestling match didnt break other guys arm
finds ipod turns in it to lost and found
likes to play with kids isn't a pedophile
plays 1v1 against you in lol doesnt pick darius
has sex with the hottest and most popular girl in his school doesn't show off
sacrifices sunday nfl to visit grandma
waitress spills water still gives a good tip
scratches car with shopping trolley leaves actual phone number
Finds a thumb drive left in the library Puts it in lost and found
joint goes out re-lights before passing
you wish him a happy birthday he buys you a gift
sees ur crush walk in acts normal
Smokes weed still a good guy
Is really buff doesn't show off
Upvote <-- this meme
gets sniped in online match 'good shot bro'
sees that you have no up votes on your meme up votes it to make you feel better
Kills WHOLE TEAM AND DEFUSES
starts chips company 80% chips 20% air
has something Slightly funny happen to him doesn't make a rage comic about it
Plays his music loud To save the neighbors from their kid's dubstep
Hears your problems. offers good advice.
Enters a solar system Doesn't mess with the natives
kills you in bf3 switch teams to revive you
gets a brand new car lets his friends test drive first
Doesn't watch baseball still hates the sf giants
catches you banging his girlfriend high fives you afterwards
sleeps withs you after dancing at the club ACTUALLY wakes up with you in the morning
thinks of meme someone else already made doesn't slightly reword and upload anyway
Arrow to the Knee doesn't complain about it
upvotes  your lame  memes
Your parking meter expired and P.a. is near puts a quarter in for you
gets rear-ended apologizes
Application freezes sends error report to windows
Never puts anything on facebook
is an atheist keeps it to himself
Signs up for a website reads terms and conditions
goes on memegenerator.net votes down on retard girl meme
last cigarette gives it to you anyway
Becomes a senior  doesn't pick on freshmen
asks for cigarettes has his own lighter
see a good post Actually Plus 1 it
sees your question in barrens chat give polite and helpful answer
is one item over the express lane limit gets in the regular check out lane
Shares your oc Gives you full credit
Doesn't want to make anyone uncomfortable as a result of his saintly Behavior Poses for image with a joint in his mouth
uses good grammar on facebook
gets sent a link he's already seen acts like it's the first time
Gives you a ride home doesn't own a car
roleplaying the 1950s lets black people into his bar
Hears you make an arrow to the knee reference Doesn't point out that it's Arrow in the knee
vague status likes it anyways
Cow level doesn't kill king
sees you down about how bad the hunger games was takes you to go see the avengers
Pees on seat in public toilet cleans it up
takes care of you while you're puking misses party
has sex with a girl calls her the next day
Sees you have to enter a password Looks away
Gets moab Doesnt use it
brings laptop to lecture looks up material pertaining to the class
NEIGHBORS tell him his music is too loud ACTUALLY turns it down
Wears beats by dr. dre actually listens to music
GETS REJECTED BY GIRL Helps her pursue the guy she likes
goes for a 5 mile run doesn't post it on facebook
Finds friends facebook still open after they leave closes it for them
Eats chips before playing your xbox wipes off hands
Says he's excited really is
you fart he takes the blame
hes the guy who always starts the slow clap
puff
relative dies don't makes status updates every week to remind everyone
Sees your meme doesn't steal it
believes in god  DOESN'T insult muslims
Loves beating women to the door to open it for them
sees that piratebay is down starts new torrentsite
MAJORS IN AEROSPACE ENGINEERING DOESN'T REMIND EVERYONE HE IS A 'ROCKET SCIENTIST'
HAr 100:- resten av m&#229;naden Bjuder sin polare p&#229; mat
Says he's sorry actually means it
Play`s 'no russian' mision doesn`t kill any civilian
read hunger games before the film release doesn't mention it
stuck on level doesn't use walkthrough
Takes box off shelf in retail store Puts it back the way it was
needs help moving into new house pays you in beer
Your xbox gets red ring rushes over with arctic silver 5
of course he's got a bottle opener
mans pants fall down in public helps lift them up
down to his last cigarette gives it to you anyways
hear you fart pretend it's him
says 'it's not you
drives everyone for pizza while high doesnt try to race every car he sees
wants to enjoy the movie doesn't mind people explaining the plot
PLAYS INFECTED ON MW3 DOESN'T BOOST
Sees meme about him laughs with the rest
Goes on memebase after finishing homework
Sees your right turn signal is on changes lanes so you can make a right on red
uploads movie seeds untill Riaa comes
Notices that you watch anime  ??元気?????
Joke is well received doesn't recycle it
Someone says knock knock actually says who's there
Sees Double post upvotes both
Someone left facebook logged in signs them out
Is depressed Doesn't make everyone feel bad
playing sims trying to make their lives easier
SEES YOU MAD A TYPO UNDERSTANDS WHAT YOU MEANT AND DOESN'T PULL YOU UP ON IT
gets put into friend-zone doesn't fap to her facebook photos
got 11 nuggets in a 10 mcnugget meal gives one to friend
takes the ipad you left in class waits for you to come back to give it to you
hears great mp3 on friend's computer buys cd at store
Got your Joke Plays along
notices you bring a girl home Leaves the house
Discovers cure for cancer publishes findings in An open-access journal
knows you just lost your job busts out the best of his head stash
Guy asks for cigarette rolls a blunt
STUDIES IN NEW LIBRARY DOESN'T TALK
friend leaves facebook logged in on idle computer logs out
Watches a movie in foreign language Makes and shares a subtitle file
borrows your car Adjusts seat back to how you had it when hes done
says he'll skate after exams actually does it
plays fable III doesnt kill villagers
preaches at inter-faith church satanists are invited
Bought MW3 read the manual first
goes home after work day and uses elevator to get in his room sends elevator back to ground floor
FARTS. THEN TAKES BLAME.
Apologizes For apologizing
Watches tv Doesn't change channel on commercials
See's you die in minecraft Doesn't collect all your stuff
sees people posting happy birthday on his wall says thanks on every post
Girlfriend goes on exchange program only faps to her picture
sees someone make a shit attempt at a meme doesn't judge
you farted he rates it 10/10
Knows punch line to funny joke lets you finish it anyway
Meets the forever alone guy  becomes his friend
Backs into someones car leaves note with insurance info and phone number
Joins random LoL team is willing to play support
watches film online buys it afterwards
Cuddles with girl leaves it at that
Best friend's crush asks for his number gives her best friends number
Knows you're asleep pisses against the side to make less noise
encounters 9gag goes to bed after one more page
Friend becomes diagnosed with cancer dies for him
FRIEND'S  BIRTHDAY IS ON CHRISTMAS GIVES HIM TWO GIFTS
Accepts heart doesn't give it away the very next day
Notices you are -1 on your comment Upvotes without reading
met a girl in the bar last night didnt do it
Has seen a post like this on 9gag. Still likes it.
first arriving at the classroom last one leaving it
no one else on the road still uses turn signal
TAKES HIS GF OUT DOESN'T LET HER PAY ANYTHING
notices a female's wardrobe malfunction looks the other way
facebook signed in at apple store logs out
Stalks your facebook page actually writes on wall
decide to study for exam actually study
Has one night Stand still makes breakfast
HAD A CRUSH ON BEST FRIEND'S WIFE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE CAME AND HELP FRIEND OUT OF HOSPITAL
HE WAS GOOD BEFORE IT WAS COOL
GETS NOTHING FROM SANTA CLAUS STILL HAPPY
Become Dragonborn Donate to beggars because it feels right
downloads a torrent seeds it afterwards
has your number in phone knows it by heart
actually waited untill he was 21 to drink a beer
Drives with you to work joins the fuel cost without asking
smokes you out with his best stuff says it's for the holidays
calling a wrong number tell his name
trip to china took mandarin class
Sees a repost clicks like
Friend farts near hot girl he takes the blame
gets high doesnt talk about high he is
Doesn't get your joke Laughs anyways
disagrees with a youtube video doesn't dislike it
Drives a drunk girl Friend home brings her inside and tucks her in bed
has an xbox 360 plays a variety of multiplayer games besides just cod
sees friend struggle with research question asks to switch questions
says he'll be back ın 10 mın. he's back ın 10 mın
enemy uav inbound shoots it down
packs bowl gives you greens
No one cares for you will take a bullet for you
Comes over to watch sunday football Helps set clocks back an hour
sees noob trying to keep up doesn't slap down
save someones life dont talk about it
Hates from noobs dosen't vote kick. they will learn
found a cell phone return to the owner
joins occupy apologizes to coca cola
sees that you forgot that you had clothes in the washer comes and tells you instead of dumping them on top of the dryer
Lent you an item some time ago packs a bowl when he needs it back
sees homeless guy buys him lunch
Jahovah's Witnesses Outside Of House Lets Them Inside
whıle left 4 dead always has an extra health pack for injured ones
rolls himself a joint lets you light it
leaving the room pauses pandora
Gets first pick PICKS THE BEST SUPPORT
EATS AT McDonalds gives a tip
Gets a Card Says 'we' got a card
Reads terms and conditions  before agreeing
Receives over 100 birhtday posts on facebook replies to all of them
share apartment with you bathroom unbelievebly clean
Class cancelled Goes anyways
Puts Lame post on r/trees Downvotes himself
Makes penaut butter and jelly sandwich makes sure not to mix them
Asked to think of a caption Does it
Identifies major cause of evil throughout the history of civilization makes a post in an internet forum about it
HAS HUGE NOSTRILS DOESNT SNORT ALL THE COCAINE
She ain't a beauty but hey
navigation says turn right doesn't think he knows best
Buys Software And Reads the manual
asks for a water cup at fast food restaurants  actually gets water
See's you didn't have your book for class Gives you his
LEave Xbox on Takes time to save your game
SEES YOU ACCIDENTALLY DOUBLE POST UPVOTES BOTH
smokes cigarette outside ashes in ash tray
downloads torrents on friend's computer installs antivirus first
smokes you up with the last of his stash
finishes toilet paper roll replaces with a new one
OPENS DOOR TO JEHOVAH WITNESSES LISTENS UNTIL THEY SAY GOODBYE
hears you knock on the door runs to answer
GOT A NEW super special awesome GADGET doesn't post as status on facebook
Facebook changes doesn't complain
has a birthday gives you a present
rolls a joint offers you the first hit
plays fair doesn't use silenced famas with ghost pro
takes a shit in a public bathroom doesn't use handicap stall
brushes his teeth and wears deodorant
Only orders water at the bar Leaves a tip
Borrows your lighter gives it back
Finds an exploit in a multiplayer game Doesn't exploit it
Has seat in top row Meets beer vendor halfway up
watched lost finale 'It was a good try'
sees people arguing on his facebook post successfully mediates and restores peace to the internet
Uses his medical card to hook you up delivers to your house and Doesn't take any off the top
is ready to leave first waits until you are ready
Knows you've had a bad day 'I've got afghan kush
Catches Scumbag Steve stealing wallet offers to give him loan
SEES YOU HAVE A SLOW TORRENT BUYS MOVIE FOR YOU
installs a program actually reads the tearms of agreements
His mother's dead Doesn't get angry when you accidentally make a 'your mum' joke
Chips in for weed Doesn't smoke any of it
sees you stoned in subway tessellates your cheese.
HEARS VIABLE 'THat's what she said' joke DOESn't say anything
sees your post thumb for your hard work
Finds free vape posts to r/trees to find owner
volunteers as bartender at party pays entrance anyways
walks your drunk girlfriend home doesn't try anything
Creates chat on Facebook To keep from spamming other peoples notifications
Uses last square of toilet paper Replaces roll
urinates while drunk cleans own pee off toilet seat
Locks his bedroom door Wrapping gifts early for everyone
Knows he drives a fast car Doesn't drive like a pretentious asshole
Brother loves warhammer starts a tau army
smokes in the house  blows smoke into kitchen fan
FINDS €150
buys two xbox ones gives one to mother
DROPS TRUCKLOAD OF FURNITURE TO GOODWILL TIPS GOODWILL WORKERS FOR HELPING HIM
walks up stairs behind girl in skirt stares at steps
SEES TROLLS BEING RUDE AND MEAN IN THE CHAT IGNORES THEM LIKE AN ADULT INSTEAD OF BOTHERING THE MODS
Only orders a drink tips like he ordered a meal.
asks for water cup at a restaurant actually fills it with water
Went to the atm
Borrows your money
Plays simcity social sends requests only to simcity friends not entire facebook friends list
drinks your milk doesn't leave near empty carton in refrigerator
SENDS TEXT SAYING HE'LL BE THERE AT 8 ARRIVES AT 8
gets a kil in halo mp does not engage in teabagging
Girl blows him Gives oral in return
HEARS EMBARASSING SONG ON YOUR IPOD DOESN'T JUDGE
sees you're still a noob helps you in dungeons
lOVES TRANCE MUSIC eNJOYS DUBSTEP AT THE SAME TIME
Meets bad luck Brian Gives him triple burreto
Goes to the gYm Doesn't tweet about it
Does good deed for people doesn't brag about it on facebook
visits your website leaves a comment
DOESN'T DRINK AND DRIVE SMOKES AND FLIES
Knows his neighbours do 12 hour shifts Stays quiet when he knows they're home
says he will be done in 15 minutes EXACTLY ACCOMPLISHES estimation
stubs toe doesn't blame door
plays kill confirmed goes for the tags
has to fart goes outside to do it
april fools day doesnt prank you
Tells you 'cool story bro' means it
becomes a meme embraces it
forgives and forgets
says 'just the tip' Means it
i don't always use the WRONG meme but when i do
Called  tryhard on cod switches to sniping class
takes the dishes out of the sink before he throws up in it
Runs Facebook page Doesn't spam users with memes and irrelevant trash
someone possibly poisoned your food takes a bite to check
plays skyrim doesn't join theives guild or dark brotherhood
gets song stuck in head doesnt sing out loud
I dont fall asleep during class i have an 8 o'clock bedtime
Plays catch with son until son gets tired
SAW YOUR SWEET POST ON YOUR GIRLFRIENDS PROFILE DOESN'T MAKE FUN OF IT
SEES THAT YOU DON'T HAVE A MIC ON BLACK OPS ZOMBIES STILL JOINS MATCH WITH YOU
bad food at restaurant Tips anyway because its not the waiters fault
Plays mario kart with you doesn't push you off rainbow road
Notices he parked on the line gets back in and pulls in straight
THE WALKING DEAD SEASON 4 IS RELEASED bUYS IT LEGALLY THROUGH STEAM
ACTUALLY LISTENS TO THE WORDS OF WISDOM
Takes a shit in your bathroom turns on the vent
Reheats last of pizza Throws aWay pizza boX
http://members.realitykings.com user: 12345 pass: 123456
sees you dropped your wallet  gives it back
draws in OPPOSITION  so you can score a try
too old for trick or treating gives full-sized candy instead
'I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL SHE SEES MY PACKAGE' 'I ORDERED THAT NECKLACE SHE WANTED FROM AMAZON'
has a water bottle  lets you drink first
Clicks on Username Upvotes all Of userS memes
Gets the iPhone 5 the day it came out Doesn't brag about it
Loses videogame on purpose So you keep playing whit him
Sees 95 people dislike a cool youtube video doesnt make comment about killing 95 people
Smells fart Doesn't say anything
IS IN A RELATIONSHIP DOESN'T SPAM YOUR FACEBOOK WALL WITH LOVE QUOTES
reads terms and conditions clicks 'print'
Votes for the man not for the party
SUMMONS RESCUE RABBIT DOESNT USE EFFECT
supports war against demons
gives two week notice stays for three
First to comment on a youtube video doesnt say first post
Isn't required to provide breaks to employees Does so anyway.
MEETS 1D KILLS THEM ALL
Borrows your car Brings it back with full tank
Rolls a joint lets you spark it
Goes to secret spot without 200 people
buys stolen goods gives them back to rightful owners
remembers you only live once doesn't say yolo
borrows your tape doesn't use it all up
plays mariokart with 7 friends chooses peach
knows best stuff is at the top of the page goes to the bottom to help out unpopular stuff
Sees that you left your facebook open logout
receives spam e-mails read them all
Sees you trying to hook up Doesn't butt in
gets a royal flush folds
spots  teacher's mistake on the board keeps his mouth shut so as to not embarrass her
takes bathsalts doesn't eat someones face
stops liking a girl tells her instead of ignoring her
no russian SKIP mission
plays GTA DOESN'T CHEAT
http://ps3.brazzers.com/hdmembers/LOGIN Username:n9ford. Pass:ford123
Hacks your yahoo account cleans out spam
asks girl for pics doesn't want nudes
SEES THAT ALL COMMENTS IN A THREAD WERE DOWNVOTED UPVOTES THEM ALL TO MAKE UP FOR IT
dives in front of bullets for his bodyguards
COLLAPSES world economy doesn't claim it's a collective responsability
KNows you don't have any weed Makes a point of bringing some over to smoke
Downloads Torrent Buys the film
Comments on a 'game of thrones post' doesn't spoil the series for everyone
STARTS TO SMOKE WITH YOU AND HAS TO LEAVE GIVES YOU REST OF JOINT
hooks you up no charge
Can play guitar nobody knows
LE LE LE LE 9GAG MEME MASK XDDDDD
Pulled over for speeding Takes ticket and gives cop 20% tip
Buffer than you Avoids eye-contact not to intimidate you
receives farmville game request accepts it
is a vegan doesn't brag about it
owns a mac never talks about it
says lol actually laughs out loud
Lets out a huge fart Outside
Masturbates thinks about his girlfriend
April 15th arrives does your taxes
Late for work Doesn't drive like an ass
waitress messes up his order tips her generously
six-pack abs swims in t-shirt to prevent sun burn
Gets braces removed doesent show off on FB
Breaks your laptop screen pays for it
knows youre dry tosses a fat nug says 'roll us a doob and keep the rest for yourself'
Accepts your offer of a lift to an interview gets you the job
watches game of thrones thinks there's too much nudity
takes a girl out pays for everything
Workouts at gym Wipes machine off after use
needs to walk in front of tv waits until commercial
Sees newbie being hounded by other site members steps in with kind words and advice
Is completely aware that it's 4/20 doesn't post a status about all the weed he's gonna smoke
lets you borrow car  with a full tank of gas
has already seen that picture you sent him 10 times laughs anyway
let's you win at a game makes it look like he's doing his best
notices you spilled something on your shirt does what he can to draw attention away from the stain
forgot tps cover page includes it
bobcats: 7-53 still goes to every home game
gets in fight with girlfriend doesn't make rage comic
LActose intolerant doesnt reject your offer to have Baskin robbins
pees on seat uses disinfectant wipes
birthday on 4/19 using birthday money to smoke up friends
London riots? does'nt loot
downloads cool app doesn't make you download it too
Hey man that bag i bought from you earlier was a bit short oh sorry
plays mw3 revives every downed teammate.
Misses Class Doesn't send out mass e-mail
goes to cinema doesnt smuggle food in
student at kentucky doesn't riot after UK wins the national championship
sees free samples only takes one
does gcse art doesn't complain about coursework
watches my little pony admits he likes it
saw a guy in trouble made a friend
does a silent violent fart owns up to it
Gives your girl a BIG kiss a big hershey's kiss
sees you being mugged intervenes and gives the robber his money instead
tRIPLE CAPS YOUR FLAGS fEELS BAD AND GIVES ONE BACK
sees you're overtaking him takes foot off the gas
donates blood doesn't eat the free cookies
You pass out with shoes on doesn't draw on you
i've got really sore hands from carrying old ladies' shopping bags
buys you pizza in the morning
sees  your tac. insert keeps running
Found a dead body Returned it to the grave
invited by friends to nice STEAKHOUSE for dinner Gladly VOLUNTEERS to pay the check
Drops Ice Picks it up instead of Kicking it under the floor
First infected Doesn't leave game
Breaks someone's nose playing football actually was an accident
remembers that attendance sheet is needed to get 6lp reminds fellow student
crush wants him to read book reads whole serie
enemy player ragequits Leaves for balance
opens pack of gum brings enough for everone
reunites with long lost brother Brings pfeffer
asks guy for money pays him back
Develops nuclear weapons Disarms them and sets up a center for peace
Drops pill in drunk girls drink tylenol
takes u to starbucks better make it venti
ejects usb only after being told it's safe
Knows you're broke buys you pizza
pass him the joint get it back after two puffs
sleeps over. pretends not to notice when you go to take a crap.
yo u have a dollar hands you a 5 dollar bill
sEES *KIDS ARE PLAYING*-SIGN WHILE DRIVING ACTUALLY SLOWS DOWN
has four pot brownies but five people show up Gives his away
Link already posted upvote instead of repost
ask him to help you move he shows up with sandwiches
realized diabetic father left disability tag in car refuses to use it
rolls his own cigarettes rolls yours too
plays GTA passes the controller when he dies
sees that his brother's phone is ringing answers it and helps the client
takes you out for dinner actually pays for you
friend tells mildly humorous story laughs anyway
Goes on chat roullette doesnt jack off
Go take a hike  does.
Catches poisonous spider Lets it go
plays support bot lane lets you have all the creep score
loves his significant other doesn't talk about it on facebook
little cousin shows him my little pony DVD He watches with her to the end
Plays monkey in the middle  LEts monkey get ball
Downloads movies Seeds them for the rest of his life
Stands up to the Bully for the little guy
picks friends up doesn't ask for gas money
has boardwalk and park place doesn't build on them
time travels doesn't tell people he's from the future
Class is canceled  warns roommate
PLAYS NO RUSSIAN DOESN'T SHOOT ANY CIVILIANS
Dad says: Be Back Before 12:00 back by 11
doesnt download illegal files still says no to sopa
lets you hold the remote even at his house
Sees you throwing up at party makes sure youre alright then doesnt tell anyone about it
driving in heavy traffic doesnt try to skip ahead in the acceleration lane
doesn't invite to raid says sorry
Tells His Sims to go for a swim Doesn't remove ladders from the pool
Finds Blunt Inspects weed before sharing with friends
makes easily pleased seal meme doesnt make a clubbing joke
South campus doesn't have cookies walks to north campus to get you one
brb comes back
jerks off washes hands
uses winrar and paid for it
drives you home lets you pick the music
BRINGS MUNCHIES TO A PARTY HAS TO LEAVE EARLY
5 Cookies in the jar leaves one for others
had a megaupload membership isn't complaining
watches movie reads the whole credits
Sees Topless Babe Offers Her His Jacket
you fall asleep every day in class he's the only one who wakes you when the bell rings
Goes back in time just to tell sopa is gonna destroy the world
cleans windshield on freeway only after making sure no one is behind him
LISTENING TO JUSTIN BIEBER - BABY ON YOUTUBE CLICKS THE LIKE BUTTON
Plays skyrim Takes arrow to the knee to make former adventurers feel better
Gets 11 nuggets in 10 piece meal gives one to friend
Does Parkour dosent show off
Meets your sister Doesn't friend her on facebook
2 pieces of chicken left takes the smaller piece
wholeheartedly apologizes because you dont know how lovely you are
Denies pulling fire alarm Didn't actually do it
buy weed for 10 bucks get a free grinder
Talking about dicks saying his true size
WAS ASKED TO SCAN NOTES SCANS IT
Vendor doesn't have enough gold sells item anyway
Loves giving others karma never gets any
Doesnt Charge for a website Does it for the crew team
puts on new song on ipod at party plays your favorite song
Friends pass out on his bed New year's eve sleeps in the hallway
finds hair in food eats it anyways
SEES STRANGER LISTENING TO LOUD MUSIC IN THE BUS GETS CLOSER AND DANCES WITH HIM
IN DOTA BUY A COURRIER SHARE IT FOR EVERYONE
loses cod game because of bad team doesnt plug in microphone to scream
Plays First Person shooters Doesn't kill people
Plays call of duty with you lets you use grenade launcher
trolls call you a fag for being a brony continue to love and tolerate
sees that he is a meme doesn't reveal true identity
'blue waffle
Find shit stains in toilet at random place clean it without second thoughts
Someone stuck on Skyrim ... Be a brovahkiin
DIES in mw3 actually watches replay
PLAYS 8BALL MULTIPLAYER ON MINICLIP PUT THE 8BALL FIRST
Gets rated 'M' game waits until 17 to play
When talking to his friends about his macbook pro He refers to it as a computer
Borrows your toothpaste squeezes from bottom of the tube
hears squeakers on xbox live doesn't make fun of them
playing videogames at his house 'you can have the good controller'
Takes a shit uses toilet brush afterwards
does a nasty shit turns on fan
Spends hours on vote page encouraging new talent
Gets a free birthday dessert at a restaurant shares it with the whole table
Wants to wish you a happy new year sends unique messages to each of his friends
Sees friend's facebook open Does not write 'I'm Gay'
saw a guy in a breaking dawn hoodie shook his hand
SEE A GIRL WEARING TIGHT JEANS  DOESNT LOOK AT HER ASS
goes to Africa
Team of 10 is going to download minecraft illegally Gifts it for everyone
Beggar asked me for a dollar gave him five
OPOSITE TEAM SCORES  WATCHES REPLAY
HEY MAN JUST WANTED YOU to know I THINK YOUR A REALLY GOOD FRIEND
TRAIN IS FULL REMOVES HIS BAG FROM THE SEAT
sees the 140%  belives it was a mistake
facebook friend posts stupid link on his wall likes it anyway
Gets the wrong pizza doesn't complain
says he will call  calls
bed time at 11 stays up to wish you happy birthday
Only has 2 gram bags Doesn't split it
UPLOADS TO YOUTUBE DOESN'T ADD LOT OF IRRELEVANT SHIT IN TAGS
sees you repairing a tank jumps in so you get points then jumps out again
tl;dr upvote for the effort
Two and a half men with Kutcher he loves it
gets friendzoned is happy about having made a new friend
PLAYS Monopoly never gets into jail
accidently GETS Shot by friend returns the bullet
holds up free hugs sign doesn't use it for hugging girls
you forget to give back the pen he borrowed doesn't ask for it back
Passes an exam Doesn't post facebook status about it
A friend like the girl he like leave the girl for him
fARTS LOUDLY IN PUBLIC tAKES ALL BLAME
sees a supermodel offers her some food
hits already burnt part of bowl saves last green hit for you
Takes your motorcylce for a 10 minute spin returns it with full tank of gas
Downloads movies Seeds for 2 days
WOULD YOU LIKE to try our new mcFrappe? yes
STOPS FOR COFFEE BEFORE CLASS GETS YOU ONE TOO
picks you up from the airport at 3am the day before he gets married
Chance to use fatality in mortal combat chooses friendship
Has new girlfriend Doesn't go to youporn anymore
Realizes he's almost at the front of the Queue Let's everybody go first
Breaks up with you Buys You coffee first
surfing 9gag with the safe mode on
buys weed gives you green
new gf has a gay friend gay friend is actually down with him
Notices a typo you just made Doesn't mention it
gifts you a pc game makes sure your computer matches the requirements
sees your offensive facebook status doesn't defriend you
Bumps in to you in crowded space his fault
loses textbook on last day of school buys a new one
Someone tells you to watch a movie inmediately watch it when get home
has to take a dump takes a dump and tells no one
Knows roommate is writing G.R.E. Wishes him luck
PUTS SOME BOOK INTO TRAVEL BAG STUDIES IN HOLIDAYS AS IF IT IS SCHOOL TIME
last copy of mw3 in case lets little kid behind him have it
Finds your wallet hands it back with everything and doesn't want a reward
Gets beat up in oakland protest's still advocates for a peaceful approach
Smells someone's fart Says it's him
Wins a facebook argument waits months for a reply before posting it
Knows you have a midterm Gives you the adderall  he was saving for finals
christian becomes best friends with an atheist
Finds Death machine powerup lets you have it
18gb game finishes download buy next day
clicks youtube video
Talks to hot Drunk chick at party Doesn't  take advantage
Sees you make an interesting comment
Sees you running for jet lets you take it
Sees his tire is over the line gets out and straightens it
DIDn'T USE ALL MUSTARD PACKETS AT MCDONALD'S GIVES THEM BACK TO CASHIER
gets -100 likes still  doesn't delete it
Your XBOX REMOTE SUDDENLY WONT WORK WHILE PLAYING FIFA Will wait for you
Sees a program is utilizing entire cpu patiently waits for it to finish
plays need for speed doesn't use nitrous
deleteS system 32 appreciates the HUMUOR IN THE SITUATION
up by 60 in madden with a minute left takes a knee
Girl makes out with you to get back at her ex thank her anyway
finds pee on toilet seat wipes it up
Sees traffic backup due to lane merging gets in line behind traffic
Gets fired still buys company's products
Sees he is now a meme challenge accepted
Sees OPPORTUNITY to exploit stupid comment... Lets it go.
hey man you've got something stuck in your teeth
gets lectured doesnt get mad
Pisses On the seat Cleanes it even though it's a public bathroom
accidentally sets your apartment on fire with his joint  buys you a house as an apology
borrows your car gas tank full!
sees headlights left on in parking lot notifies management
Good GUY GREG DOES ALL HIS HOMEWORK REGULARLY
Becomes an Atheıst Stıll Prays to God
Team is Dying
posts something on 9gag doesn't upvote it
buys underappreciated budget game goty
hey man your fly's down
books study room with someone in it Helps person book another room down the hall.
Your breath smells great just thought you might like a delicious mint
hears that you didnt do geography homework gives you awnsers on facebook
Someone asks a question about actual trees on r/trees does his best to help them anyway
Buys a computer from a bio teacher and finds all of the answers to the class on it. Formats the entire computer.
Plays jenga with you cleans it up when you loose
Drives OVer YOUR CAT SpeakS AT FUNREAL
doesn't draw on you when you pass out but tucks you in
Can get any girl he wants Takes the fat lonely girl 2 Homecoming
Downs enemy in gears.. lets you have kill
seller calls him buys off him
feels sorry for the forever alone guy
beats you 2-0 in tekken best of 5 let's you win 2-2 before he wins the game
Holds you the door even if it's electric
Meets scumbag steve Says 'nice to meet you'
LOST GYM BATTLE DIDN'T TURN OFF GAMEBOY
gOOD GUY GREG LEAVES 20% TIPS
runs past whole football team single handed into open goal sets you up for the goal
Has only one cigarette left still lends it
Sees Awesome tv show never skips the opening theme
SEES YOU WALKING TO WORK GIVES YOU RIDE TO WORK AND SMOKES YOU OUT
rapes you brutally says  he's sorry
'would you like to try a free sample?' 'i'm sorry i'm not interested in buying'
Cool story bro actually enjoys story
Your girlfriend drunk dials him convinces her to take you back
you say bye while leaving same direction walks opposite direction
sees stranger benching at the gym stands behind them just in case
'dude
sees you downed an enemy doesn't steal your kill
one of your buds has a massive stem gives you extra nugs for free
AS GODFATHER TRILOgy on DVD Lets you borrow it before the hurricane
gets offered sex if his post makes front page keeps it to himself because he doesn't need reddit karma to get bj
downloads a song reports himself to police
'Can I hav a go in ya car m8?' Sure
wakes and bakes and cleans up the house someone had to do it
mitch gets misunderstood explains for him
Sees video on reddit lets mate have his moment anyways
visitors at my house agrees to connect their devices to my wireless router
Noob gets scammed on GOA gives them his character
Thought they were new memes Thumbs up anyway
friends girlfriend leaves him introduce hilgm to hot single girl who lives opposite you
Give him some trees when he is dry gives you twice the amount back the next day
borrows your car to go to the club without permission comes back hours later and pays you gas money
becomes ceo of tesla motors releases patents so everyone can make equally effecient cars
good guy germany knows neymar is injured
Quits playing a game doesn't ruin it for others with rage posts
his last cigarette gave it to a starving african kid
travels into the past gave jesus two paracetamol
finds your bug Fixes and pushes to production for you
Decided to celebrate easter instead of 4/20 this year
hAS FUN WITH COWORKERS ALL THE TIME dELIVERS HIS WORK ON TIME WITH A SMILE
Plays Happywheels Saves Timmy
NOT GOOD ENOUGH HUH? I WANT MORE!
is christian  knows that religion is only business
Does not like holidays Celebrates 4/20 every year
Downloads WinRAR Actually pays for it
leaves the door unlocked for his black neighbors
is nice to a girl doesn't assume that doing so entitles him to sex with her
finds out you both like the same girl bows out and gives you tips on how to get her
knows Leah is sick tries to cheer up with a meme
just came from hawaii isn't all he talks about
Tells school friends 'we should hang out during summer break' actually plans days to hang out
sees a comment with incorrect spelling  doesn't whine about it in his arguement
Is a VEGETARIAN
Is a manager of a restaurant gives you free beer and food
Does not know the answer Does not write anything
someone post link to reddit that he wanted to post upvotes anyway
shows video in class replays funny parts over and over
Strongest guy in the gym and is Leg pressing with nine plates on each side Still re-racks weights
Doesn't shower Until after you
No music plays in fleet cantina pays all his credits for 24/7 yesterday's jawa
sNOWS IN MAY DOESN'T COMPAIN
friend request from forever alone guy? accepts
respects his elders
FOUND valuable information shares it with the world
submits a post
Enters public bathroom wipes all the seats
Ex GiRlfriend stoPPed answering texts Still sends gummy vitamins
Your girl cheats he tells you
enemy team is being douches still gives them honorable opponent
Does something nice for someone DoesN't make a meme about it
stops at a 4-way the same time as you lets you go
Takes drugs offers you some
Sees a bunch of bananas Takes the brownest one
Girlfriend is pregnant Gets up from the Super Bowl to go to the store for Ben & Jerry's
Takes dump
has two girls chasing him only chooses one to go on a date with
is name good guy greg doesn't brag about it
Meets an asian mexican born in arkansas who grew up in canada who plays the flute  Doesn't say
Hears That the black ops 2 DLC is coming out Spreads the date on Facebook so people don't waste their time On the offIcial site to hear about it
someone else farts takes the blame to spare them the embarassment
Gives flowers
goes on minecraft doesnt troll
Sees he makes a mess on your toilet seat cleans up after it
Teacher asks who cares about what he says raises his hand so teacher is happy
Sees you waiting to turn while crossing the street walks faster
says i love you means it
gets boardwalk and park place trades them to you for  mediterranean and baltic ave
Is about to get sexy time with girl doesn't throw all the stuff from the bed to the ground
Ugly girl asks him to go on a date Goes out with her in public
Understands When you can't go and get drunk 4x in the same work week
is correct lets you think you are
sees you typing your fb password turns  the other side
last sweet  gives it away
winrar asks him to renew subscription  pays
doesn't downvote a meme because of a spelling error
girlfriend has a problem listens
Challenges you to a chess match Still helping you with your moves along the way
Gets something he doesn't need at the store puts it back where he got it
winrar is expiring soon Buys a license
iS ALL OVER THE INTERNET still a nice guy
Working tomorrow on christmas! pretend it's a regular monday!
orders pizza hut  domino's delivers
Sees you forgot to log out of facebook doesn't change your sexuality
caught you fapping doesnt tell everyone about it
'its cool guys you can drink and ill drive'
See's teenagers having party buys them condoms
knows youre gay tells crowd at party gay jokes are prohibited
see's somebody shoplifting offers to pay for the items
wins the lottery  keeps no money for himself
has an ex-affair stalking him hooks her up with his 'forever alone'-Friend
Gets Medical Marijuana card still buys from his dealer
sells you a teenth 1.8
In a relationship Isn't the only thing he talks about
Notices your gta online character is a girl picks you up in his car
ain't got a vehicle uses the flying nimbus
Parties with rockstars who don't drink or do drugs
Help freshmans DOesnt ask anything in exchange
Girl ask to play scrabble at her apartment plays scrabble
marries hot chick becomes cuckold
Sees you have quadra kill LEts you kill the last enemy
HAS A one night stand makes her breakfast the next morning
best friend's wife comes on to him he declines
Doesn't care that you dont like his favorite show Suggests a different show
received a blumpkin gave a courtesy flush
PISSES ON TOILET SEAT CLEANS IT UP
plays on your wii with you doesn't complain about graphics
buys  food shares with friends
beats the crap out of scumbag steve tells everyone it was an even fight
Sees you forgot to logoff your computer at school Logs off so others  can't facerape
GETS ANNOYED WITH A COP FOR HAVING LOW SELF ESTEEM
meets scumbag steve kicks his ass
you don't have to call him he calls you
flakes on buying your spookfest ticket finds someone who'll pay even more than he would've.
BORROWS MONEY FROM YOU pays it back later the same day
Notices you're a little scared of the weather tells you he's a little scared also
buys lucasfilm Releases unedited original trilogy to blu-ray
cOLORADO LEGALIZES MARIJUANA sTARTS A DENVER OFFICE
scumbag steve trashed my apartment cleans it up anyway
SETS PHYSICS EXAM QUESTIONS MEASUREMENTS ALREADY IN SI
Knows every racist joke doesn't tell any of them
visits concert alone cause you're sick brings you the autographed cd from the band
SEES U TAKING A PANORAMA SHOT WALKS BY BEHIND U SO HE DOSENT GET IN THE FRAME
Sees a status with no 'likes' 'Likes' it
doesn't take a penny leaves a penny
turns down offer for road head wants to drive safe
Sees you pulling out of a parking lot changes lanes to give you room
sees old man walking  stops and gives him a ride
NOTICES YOU HAVE NO PASSWORD FOR YOUR PHONE DOESN'T UNLOCK IT
Has to leave public horde match gives all cash to player before leaving
notices you have 3g iphone gives you his old 3gs instead of selling it
looks at pic on your phone doesn't scroll through gallery
shows up slightly late to group project brings donuts for everybody
borrows ipod brings it back fully recharged
has french fries always offers you some
dates overly attached girlfriend Cures her attachment issues by being a loving and faithful boyfriend
notices that you can't find a table in a restaurant offers you to sit with him
Does homework Then goes on reddit
Goes on a wedding doesn't try to hit on the bride
BORROWS DOLLAR REPAYS WITH INTEREST
Has threesome nah
Listens to Black Metal But not nsbm
Going down for maintenance Lets you know a week before it happens
Has a question to ask doesn't raise hand so class can be dismissed
Has 4 tESTS and essay the next day Helps annoying 9th graders with dbq instead
Rides roller coaster keeps hands
takes messy shit in public restroom cleans toilet afterwards with tp
votes
Started P90x finished it
Works at a helpdesk Still answers all your iPhone questions
Downloads a torrent from   the pirate bay seeds it back
Saw a SPIDER IN THE SHOWER DIDN'T KILL IT
half way through movie starts from beginning so you can watch
goes out and gets pizza eats the burnt ones
Sees a triangle in a disney movie DOESN'T SAY ILLUMINATI
notices your compile time error when you leave for coffee fixes it
Knows how to play piano doesn't
puts drunk girl to bed doesn't sleep with her
says 'oh my god' apologizes to ATHEIST friend
takes a shit in your bathroom turns on the vent
Goes to RESTAURANT On his birthday Doesn't ask waitstaff to Sing
Busts his wife with another guy adopts the child
covers his mouth when he talks while eating
can't beat water temple doesn't complain
Cooks food doesn't instagram it
joins a raid whit teamspeak on
waifu is not tired anymore still carries her
sees a lady  in distress casts divine intervention
saw you type in your facebook password forgets it and moves on
wins the lottery TELLS THEM THEY CAN KEEP IT
Nobody goes to his party Leaves it for another day
loots good gear sells it for cheap
Doesn't watch mlp doesn't hate on bronys
Has sex Asks to be on top
Plans a beach trip for everyone on a day he can't even go on
upvotes every single meme i see on reddit because i want them to feel like people like their comics
Wins argument on forum apologizes
sees spider in the bathroom gently picks it up and puts it outside
Comes out of the closet Doesn't act gay
sees slenderman draws him a face
plays mass effect games maxes out paragon bar
plays fifa online doesn't watch all the replays
jerks off before sleeping on your couch puts up with one crunchy sock tomorrow
take a photo stoned becomes a successful meme
bumps the beats while on the highway lowers volume in residential districts
Sees snow doesn't post a picture of it on facebook
has hilarious idea for a meme googles it first to avoid reposting
posts a hand written note to reddit tha he found in a communal area didn't write it himself
Creates god tier meme Lets friend take credit for it
WanTs ice cream doesn't go on about it
two slices of pizza left takes the smaller one
his friends post annoying status on facebook unsubscribe them
Goes to the gym DOESN'T post it as facebook status
buy diablo 3 does not complain
Knows your facebook password Logs in to delete an incriminating status left by another 'friend' while you were sleeping
pays for your ticket to watch the dark knight rises IMAX!!!!
catches world series win grand slam ball gives it to the kid sitting next to him
gets a royal flush  folds
sees mr oldham teaching your class pays for you to have private tutoring
Refers to his Retro Jordans As His new 'shoes'
is lagging doesnt complain
Notices you texting someone Pauses game until you're rEady
friend ask for pencil gives him one
Uses a public toilet Flushes
Comes across a branch on the road Gets out and moves it
GETS THUNDERGUN DOESNT KILL YOUR ENTIRE TRAIN
hears that you don't really like the beatles plays what you like and doesn't talk down to you
'don't call me
posts a stupid shit does not play it off as trolling
dates single mom raises kids
See's a fat chick bend over whistles
SHOpkeeper forgets to take money STill pays him
Plays cityville doesn't send requests on facebook
Notices you have a manual lock in your car locks the door without you having to ask
Says he'll pull out actually does
BOrrows$50 returns$100
Friend forgets about spot pays it back anyways
sees your coffee table is dirty still uses coaster
has 5
didn't want to be a meme in the first place but now hes totally cool with it
Sees drunk kid in supermarket gives him candy
tells you to don't watch 2 girls 1 cup
Is insulted in a comment doesn't thumb it down
sells your organs for money donates all of it to charity
says happy birthday on facebook to people he never even met
Can't find the remote changes the channel from the TV
Notices friend coughing puts out cigarette
HAIRSTYLIST COMPLETELY SCREWS UP HAIR TIPS HER ANYWAY
HIS FRIEND NEEDS AN UNDERSHIRT PICTURES EXPLAINS IT ALL
thought about changing image and be a bad guy greg woke up from his nightmare and called his mom just to say hi
brings buddies a 12-pack doesn't drink one himself
Opens a loaf of bread puts the twisty tie back on
Mom leaves doesn't jack off
picks up after everyone's shit at someone else's party
Goes to a Public toilet lifts the toilet seat before pissing
doesn't say happy birthday on facebook says it in person
has shitty idea for a meme doesn't make one
out of razors doesn't use friend's razor to shave balls
leaves penny on the ground heads up
feels bad for black race votes for obama
Watches movies in theatres  Actually silences his cell phone
best man at your wedding best man everywhere else too
Best friend murders somebody takes the blame
creates player in FIFA manager mode doesn't start him right away
hates facebook timeline finds way to get old facebook for everyone
HAS POCKET ACES FOLDS IT
Borrow 20 Bucks Gives Back 40 in WEED
hears that you'r from syria asks if your family is ok
helped out uganda before kony 2012
smokes legally in amsterdam feels guilty back in USA
Say you need a hug gives you two hugs instead
Talks to  shabbirv doesn't get mad about his terrible memes
HAS SEX ON YOUR BED changes your sheets after
goes to nero show in san diego spreads 3 joints to crowd at peak of set
Forgot my neighbors a cop.. hands him a joint anyways
sees friend's popular status is taken from Reddit doesn't point it out
likes a post on facebook comments as well
Dropping your weedbag infront of your mom takes the blame
light turns green
only signs up for facebook when age appropriate
Notices you just got done talking on the phone Doesn't ask who you were talking to
Listens to music in public doesn't use phone as boombox
You hear the next train is delayed you don't use bad words
JUST GOT FORCED OUT OF THE MARINE CORPS DUE TO LACK OF PROMOTION STILL ENCOURAGES PEOPLE TO JOIN
sees a vw beetle doesn't punch you
member of team ballbag doesn't act like a ballbag
Drys clothes at laundromat cleans lint trap
ringtone goes off in class takes blame
Light turns green
beats you to longshot requests weapon swap
Picked to run for president in 2012 doesn't want to
Plays a mmo beta Reports bugs
Smokes you out and leaves Returns with water
Plays Call of DUty Doesn't Think He knows everything about guns and tactics afterwards
knows you were in prison doesn&#180;t ask how the sex was
feels bad for eating all the red licorice eats equal amount of black licorice
Notices your backpack unzipped Lets you know
Knows victorias secret keeps it a secret
i agree
roll up a joint and pass it
watches family guy doesn't quote it
GETS FRIENDZONED UNDERSTANDS
Tells you his password doesn't change it later
Watches tv with his girlfriend lets her hold the remote
sees what rick and his group are going though feeds lori and carl to the walkers
can't party on st. patricks day offers to give you a ride after he gets off work
is 4 hours late to job stays an extra 4 hours
Girlfriend asks to stay out late At bar with friends lets her go
See a person drop specs Picks them up and returns them
makes dinner for mom lights candles
gives you his games after playing them through
doesnt leave bitches ever
justin bieber song comes on doesn't turn off ipod
Wins whilst playing winner stays on on fifa lets someone else play
BREAKS YOUR PIPE BUYS YOU A ROOR
Celebrates women's day is a patriarch
Posts something on facebook stops conflict in central african country
forever alone at a party lets his bro be with his hoe
uses memegenerator doesn't crop watermark
Gets birthday card with money keeps card throws money
likes meme even when it sucks
sees you make spelling error on facebook status personal messages you correction instead of calling you out in a comment for everyone to see
Makes Drunk Promise Remembers to keep in the morning
Had one-night-stand Stays til morning & remembers her name
recieves survey participates
joins youtube doesn't act like a complete jackass
Friend Gets up to refill his soda doesn't steal his fries
55-1
killed 9 times by usas 12 doesnt flame
McDonalds forgot to give you your fries gives you his plus an apple pie
finds phone on street gives it back
Loses A game in mw3 congratulates everyone on the other team
roommate asks to borrow condom gives him an unopened box
Has lecture with BEE BEE Doesn't mock accent
Teammate talkS trash stops HIM
cares about his boss works for free
steals meme admits it
Posts close-ups of cute animals no surprise spiders
gf cheats accepts apology
realizes how important bioharness publication is to researcher makes submission and approval a priority
nO ONE POST SOMETHING ABOUT ME DOESN&#180;T MATTER
visits mother-in-law brings her flowers
Knows you don't have a meeting let's you skip lunch line anyway
doesn't use facebook for personal civil rights causes
starts dating your sister waits 3 dates before he kisses her on the cheek
can play skyrim all day before classes comes early to fix stuff for the whole group
says he knows a shortcut actually does
Girl just wants sex Is actually dissapointed
'that program sounds pretty cool. I'll come' goes
Plays UFC 3 Doesn't attack you while your grey zoned
Clicks 'maybe attending' Attends
liked a band before it got famous never mentions it
Tell him you can only afford a dub  gives you an eighth anyways
you follow him on tumblr follows back
thinks of a clever whitney houston meme
someone passes out at a party he makes sure no one paints on him
Driving 2AM on empty motorway still signals to change lanes
Sees you're depressed invites you to lunch
WIns tikets for a show on the radio Gives them to his friends
goes to barnard uses own school's library
sees you coming down the road doesn't pull in front of you and take next turn
Finds parking ticket on car pays it-that day
Has had sex with more girls than any of his bros doesn't brag about it
Finds Class Computer still logged in Logs you out
deadlifts 500 pounds unloads the bar when finished
Watches the superbowl doesn't spam newsfeed with posts
Has fight with significant other doesn't post about it on facebook
Sees friend in line for bus goes back of the line to wait
last day at work comes in early
GOES TO PARTY AT SAUGEEN DOESN'T BREAK CEILING TILES
can't remember if you hit the bowl or not... let's you hit it anyways.
telemarketing survey? why not? i've got a few minutes!
skiing through 'slow' zone slows down to avoid nasty collisions
gets a kill in mw3   lets you get the dogtag
Learns you work at an electronics store doesn't ask for free stuff
Has to Fart waits until he gets out of your car
has class in ccis 1-440 doesn't let door slam
Sees small pages on facebook likes them
asks you about your day really listens to your answer
Built old yankee stadium is fine with calling it 'The house that ruth built'
teenage father dosen't post on facebook about how hard it is to be a father all the time
Leg presses 20 plates re-racks them all
met aaron ralston shook his right hand
RUNS RED LIGHT CHECKS FOR MOTORCYCLES
Offers you cuddles hasn't taken pants off yet
Plays MW3 Lets everyone else get the kills
vegeta: 'people of earth
Sees you at the Gym Helps you out
drunk guy bumps him in crowded bar and spills his beer says sorry
Gets a tattoo on his chest doesn't wear a low cut top
BORROWS WATER BOTTLE TAKES ONE SIP        THEN GIVES BACK
thinks of a funny comment and sees it already posted upvotes it anyway
bounty issued in skyrim surrenders and goes to jail
Knows Greedo wants to kill him Lets him shoot first anyway
plays warcraft all day still talks to all his friends
says sorry  when someone tells him that his post is repost
Finds Genie Uses First Wish to Grant his Freedom
friend reads memes he's already heard laughs anyway
winning 11-2 in nhl gets in fight to avoid running up the score
has aspergers isn't a hacker
kills lamar smith
is a democrat votes for ron paul
KNOWS GIRLFRIEND'S PASSWORD DOESN'T TAKE ADVANTAGE
Gets sick finishes antibiotics to prevent drug resistant strains
sees that you took first hit from his new pipe Doesn't mind
parents away for weekend Doesnt have people over
known as good guy greg Doesn't brag about it
BUY'S E-READER buy's pdf
smokes out six people at a party Puts hash he made in the bowl for those who want it
Sells items on ebay 100% goes to charity
Gets Friendzoned He's still happy to be her friend
doesn't really like valentine's day still gets his girlfriend roses
sign up at 9gag not for nsfw post
finds rare item in raid selects greed
plays basketball on friend's 7' hoop doesn't dunk
Makes good guy Greg meme Isnt passive aggressive
Passes in left lane Gets baCk in right Lane
liked it put a ring on it
Friend offers popcorn takes a hand full and gives the rest back
does something good doesn't say 'i'm good guy greg
WON'T BE BACK UNTIL LIKE 8 OR 9 LEAVES MINECRAFT SERVER ON FOR MANJENSAN SO HE CAN FINISH HIS TOWER
takes a smelly dump at a FRIENDS house has febreze in his back pocket
Agree to split the bill 50/50 just Order a sprite
Owes you 9 dollars in monopoly Gives you 10
babysits and actually looks after them
Getting massage Doesn't ask for happy ending
LISTENS UNDERRATED       ROCK SONG WRITES GUITAR TAB
Still friends with tom anderson on google plus and facebook
Remembers WHEN YOU WERE A CHRISTIAN dOESN'T TALK ABOUT IT
Knows you have a brother named greg Takes his place in public to avoid embarrassing you
gets frıendzoned wıllıngly
Sees your Skid Marks Washes them off with His pee
someone asks a 'like' on a photo he likes and write a comment
Walked into walmart used the 'enter' door
waiting in long line let's people cut in front of him
How's Mom Doing?
You got killed on cod Doesn't call you a noob
sees long ass post goes all the way up to like
Gets Friendzoned Doesn't care
Sees drunken woman brings her home
Plays gta doesn't use cheats
notices you have a unibrow doesn't tell you
Ex-girlfriend finds a new boyfriend wish her good luck
IS AN OPENSOURCE
Pulls out WHen he said he would
Asks you to be his wingman Gives you first pick
KNOWS YOUR BIRTHDAY IS ON CHRISTMAS GETS YOU A BIRTHDAY PRESENT IN JUNE
PICKS up An Empty wallet with an ID POST IT BACK TO THE OWNER
Sees post on facebook... searchs for 5 minutes to upvote
sees guy at party doing chin-ups gives complement about his strength to break the douche silence
watch a downloaded movie go to a store and buys it
atheist Goes to church on christmas to make mother happy.
sees status with no likes liked it
You forget to give him a present  he gets you two
Girl Sharts on his balls Response: console
you go to his house  gives you money for your fare home
Doesn't laugh at post doesn't downvote
Lights up his community center's menorah
Would lose Armwrestling against a T-Rex Just to make him feel better
goes to the bathroom washes his hands after
Borrows money Pays you back
Pawns kids off on family to have time to wrap their presents
FARTS IN SILENCE DURING CLASS ADMITS IT WAS HIM
got a new phone doesnt name friends wierd aliases in phonebook
Tells Depression dog That he is there for him
doesn't hang up on telemarketers
GOES WATCH A 3D MOVIE  RECYCLES 3D GLASSES
Likes the 49ers before they went 11-3 doesn't say anything about it
breaks your iphone 4s by accident buys you a new one
duck fan doesnt talk shit when the beavers lose
Does your daughter Wears a condom
leave wifi access point open intentionally
on the vote page doesn't dislike the bad posts
Sees a drunk hot chick finds her a cab
i was born.. to seed!
ran out of toilet paper  GETS A NEW one
Takes an arrow to the knee dOESN'T TELL YOU ABOUT IT
Took 2 arrows in the knee to save someone else
FRIEND SENDS SAME PICTURE TWICE lIES AND DENIES IT TO MAKE THEM FEEL BETTER
Could make a 100 point triple word in scrabble doesnt to make the game more even
Everybody hates christians Gets along with them perfectly fine
buys pack of gum asks if anybody wants some
Stopping to get food Calls and sees if you want antyhing
TOOK ARROW IN THE KNEE STILL GOOD GUY
his dog shits in town but no one is looking picks it up
is top of the class lets other students get recognition
Hey Man
insanity wolf kicks his ass still accepts his friend request on fb
always the wingman so that you can get some girls too
Invites girl to cinema watches the film
goes to your houseparty helps you clean up the mess when it's over
Sees someone -walking- towards elevator Holds the door open for them anyway
trial winrar ended buys full version
Smoked A Cig once for a picture Never did it again.
Is from canada
Doesn't do any work on class project Doesn't take credit
buys 20 dollar commision pays artist 30$
aPPOLOGISES TO TELEMARKETERS  aND CUSTOMER SERVICE EMPLOYEES
gets off bus tells bus driver 'thank you'
friend passes out on couch doesn't shave off his eyebrows and write cockmuncher on his forehead in permanent marker
hes waiting for the right girl
girlfriend BUYS DIET soda genuinely APPRECIATEs HEALTH CONCERN
tired mom says shes thirsty pauses fifa
Has a wife Makes his own sandwich
dog farts takes the blame
use the google translator admit it
Walks past the unfortunate  donates all his hair
Plays awesome guitar doesn't show of at parties
plays Grand Theft Auto without cheating
enjoys playing skyrim would rather watch little brother play it
Puts the seat down
DO NOT FAP HE'S DATING
Goes to new posts upvotes so others can see them
takes some ice refills it
Plays on your account checks if u'll get the mount
You don't reach goal bamboo cuts Gives you 30 rupees anyways
Bro gets belligerent drunk Tucks him in bed
can'T SWIM RISKED HIS LIFE TO SAVE A DROWNING DOG
sees a trollpost doesn&#180;t feed
Buys star wars box set watches episodes 1-3
ACCEPTs TERMS AND CONDITIONS ACTually read them
calls in to work sick only when he's actually sick
asked to borrow assignment helps you do yours
only one in class who knows the answer tells it to you so you get extra credit
helps you with a problem doesn't expect help in return
Know Deezer is watching stream told him to build cannon to prevent zerg rush
Cuts veggies for dinner Washes his hands first
You have a problem. Solves it
aLARM CLOCK FAILS TO WAKE UP ROOMMATE WAKES HIM UP HIMSELF
song plays incorrectly on grooveshark flags it
Comes to party BYOB's enough for everyone
Portion of world economy drifts away from 4.5% of world population Doesn't flip out
Goes on a road-trip with friends Doesnt ask for gas money
Helps you cross the road whether you're blind
tAKES OUT PACK OF GUM OFFERS YOU A PIECE BEFORE MOB FORMS
Goes to camosun and buys full day parking pass Puts it back in the machine when he leaves
Coffee? Yeah
4 out of 5 votes on favorite CoD map Votes anyways
GETs first paycheck pays dinner to all his friends
lends you money knows youre lying
Not sure if uptoked good thread goes back to uptoke to be sure
FINDS TWO PARKING SPOTS SIDE-BY-SIDE PARKS IN SPOT FARTHEST FROM BUILDING
saw another car passing by let it pass
breaks your hundred dollar bong by accident hands you 120 cash to replace it
takes drunken photos of night before deletes photos next morning
ORder pizza gives up last slice
friend shares cliffs notes reads the whole book
catches his daughter on the internet asks her nicely to get off
Get '500 Internal server error' Doesn't Complain
Downloads a rom  Deletes before 24hrs
heard about some guy named good guy alan decided to stop by to know him better
HITS DOESN'T RUN
lets you use his computer leaves room
walks in on girlfriend cheating in bed joins in
Java SCORES NOT YET POSTED DOESN'T COMPLAIN
DEfends your car from eggs cleans off the eggs from the dumbass who didn't
Plays infoumos 1 Revives evry ncp who is down
Finds your sister PASSED OUT AT A PARTY hAS SEX WITH HER FRIEND INSTEAD
OPEN GOAL LETS YOU SCORE!
INSTALLS SOMETHING NEW READS THE Standard form contract
Wants burnout mulitplayer buys license
Friend wants to go to for profit illegal school with non-transferable credits tries to stop him
Caught you on counter-strike when reloading waits you to reload
gets internet uncapped downloads for all
types out the links in comments so eveyone else can copy paste
buys expired food  eats it all
DOESN'T walk on 'don't walk' actually exits street when flashing
Downloads something reads the readme
SEES YOU PASSED OUT NEXT to a BOX OF EDDINGS PUTS THEM IN A DRAWER
notices RARITY wasn't PRESENT DOESN'T COMPLAIN AND COMPLIMENTS Tabitha St. Germain VOICE ACTING
install anti-virus read the terms of use
campus security rolls up to your spot is clean and bolts so they follow him and you can get away
people looking for classical music tells them about ravel's string quartet
searches if repost before posting finds ancient post
Buys you BF3 Lets you take Karma
Sees a Funny scumbag steve Doesn't add 'Doesn't' to resubmit as good guy greg
Loses a contest congratulates the winner
Friends help you move greg helps you move bodies
OCCUPIES WALL STREET gives nypd job security
passes note to bank teller 'have a nice day'
punches your girlfriend she was a guy
you ask for a cigarette gives you his lucky
gets hit on by hot chicks introduce them to friends
Leaves to get you an eighth of shwag comes back with a quarter of nug
Sees a car coming the other way at night Turns down high beams
farts sprays febreeze
Can't afford fifa? Buys another chart game so you can!
Buys gift for gf Before she dumps him doesn't ask for it back
arrives late to class
Steve jobs dies doesn't post on facebook about it
Sells you weed would wait weeks for you to pay it
Let's eat moderate portions of healthy food and exercise regularly and stop worrying about body image
Secretly hates co-worker won't rat him out
Pulls toilet tissue trail out OF your pants never tells you
HEARS YOUR WIFE LEFT YOU LETS YOU BANG HIS
Haves sex with you Allways remembers condom
weird smell in elevator denounce himself
gets to empty traffic intersection waits for green man
has a hot girlfriend shares with friends
Gets iced thanks them for the drink
Plays GTA Only steal parked cars
TRUCK driver hits your back bumper Calls his supervisor and tells him how honest and professional he was
loses the game breaks the rules to save others from losing
leaves a copy of 'the Secret' in your mailbox pretends he doesnt know how it got there
knows you took content from reddit it's cool bro just give CREDIT next time
owns a huge pickup truck drives like a responsible human being
Lost my weed 2 days ago called me today and told me he found it
Watches rebecca black's 'friday'  thumbs up
Is a Brony hasn't had a chance to watch the show yet
SEes dirty dishes in sink Washes them
Borrows car fills it up with gas
Reaches Heavens' door  Opens it to axl rose
HEY GUYS I SEE YOU HAVE MANY THUMBS DOWN SO I THUMBED YOU ALL UP A BIT
Hooks you up with an oz for $110 through a connection. Have him over to smoke him as thanks and find out he doesn't even toke.
Friend posts shit song tell them its mint
Girlfriend Comes First SAYS: 'GG'
DOES SOMEThING Nice doesn't mention it to anyone
tells the dentist he flosses daily telling the truth
GIRLFRIEND LEAVES KITCHEN DOES NOTHING
pops his collar so you're not the only one
Picks up hookers in GTA Drives them to nicer places
Copies a post To give it more publicity
THINKS OBAMA IS THE BEST PRES EVER DOES NOT TELL ANYBODY
Gets big fish on the line hands rod off to kid who hasn't caught any
Is dying Doesn't tell anyone
customer didnt receive order on time doesnt blame you
died a year ago too nice to tell anyone yet
Passes the college republican table doesn't call anyone racist
Not even from the same group still shares data
knows i cant lift as much as him lifts my weight the whole workout then goes back to the gym later
REPLAYS POKEMON SOUL SILVER JUST TO HELP SOMEONE GET A GROUDON
finds out you like same girl purposely gets friendzoned so she goes for you
Accidentally hangs up on you calls queue back to apologize
Knows he's sloppy when he's high Eats food in the kitchen
hears you fart pretends he didn't
FRIEND leaves Facebook and Reddit open  doesn't hack facebook and posts a meme about it instead
talks with a black person doesn't make racist joke
picks your soap up after you drop it inside the prison shower
Knows I've struggled with my weight compliments me after a week of diet and exercise
Slept 11 Hours Last Night Gets fired for napping on the job.
knows you are on your period on Valentine's  still takes you to nice restaurant
I don't always post meme's but when i do i use the wrong one
me liek dat
Doesn't follow you back Because he has reached the limit of followings
meets girls at bar lets you take home the hot one
Sees you got a new haircut actually tells you it looks nice
Knows you have weed Comes up only to game out
i smoke medical marijuana for my baldness
Knows nobody wants to play support plays support
Plays protoss doesn&#180;t use storm
Goes to the movies wipes seat off for girlfriend
Good Guy Dev Fixes apps asap (FUCK GAMELOFT)
actually pays... ...for the music he downloads
Creates rights for all in America Limits own power and makes balance of power
Uses North Tower laundry room on the weekend Is present when his dryer is done
Sees the meter expired kills the metermaid so you don't get a ticket
His m8 is bad at expressing himself in writing  Still reads and correct his assigment
Sees people looking for a seat at Starbucks finishes his food quickly so they can have it
Gets 25$ from mom  gives it back next day
Spills bbq sauce all over inside my new car takes off his shirt he was wearing and cleans it up
mom dies  cleans instead of her
Employee of his calls in sick No fucks given
have htc phone  strong Wifi signal in any place
Berlusconi dice di legalizzare la maria forse per farsi anche lei dopo ruby e uscirne illeso
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WinRar free trial expire Buy the full version
Sees your Kids watching other kids playing with sparklers at a firework show Comes up to offer a pack of sparklers and lighter so they can play too
born in 1998 dosen't say he was 90's kid
TAKES massive shit doesn't snapchat to friends
Friends fb group is about to fail saves it with awesome shit
Keeps texting her Because he wants to
Buys new mobile Reads Safety instructions
Meets topless drunk girl at a party Drives her and her sick friend home
rapes someone actually goes and registers as a sex offender
MAKES A MEME DOESN'T CHANGE THE FORMULA
GF treats him like S#@% stays with her cause he loves her
Knows You're a brony Doesn't act awkward around you
kidnaps child from kidnapper
see you save as PDF Reminds you that it should be docx
9gag asks for feedback on new page layout actually gives decent feedback
Is the tallest guy in the movie theater sits in the back
flys from one city to another in san andreas doesnt jump off the plane
Wants to stop a song Fades it slowly out
Wants to Submit Content Searches to see if it has already been posted
Java has an update downloads it
HAS NO LIKES DOESN'T Complain
hears the song 'radio ga ga' in a preview trailer for gta v doesn't post a comment about it on the video for the song on youtube
sees a meme that's not in english upvotes it anyway
wtf i cant make a new character
Borrows car... Full tank when given back
goes to the gym strongest guy there
TURNS OUT HE'S THE NEXT AVATAR DOESN'T SHOW OFF
Daft PUnk Album Gets leaked Buys Album Anyways
Lives with girlfriend shares the remote
DOSEN&#180;T create bad memes
lady in front of him at supermarket forgot her money pays for her groceries
finds $20 bill on the ground gives it to charity
DOESN'T LIKE MOMS COOKING EATS IT ANYWAYS SO SHE DOESN'T FEEL BAD
WILLING TO HAVE SEX JUST SO THE PERSON WOULDN'T FEEL REJECTED
goes with mom to the ballet because it's beautiful
sees you're pregnant puts out the cigarette
female friend gets drunk
Gets corrected Doesn't get mad
BORROWS your pen gives it back
ask to bum a cigarette gives you two
Wipes table and sees ant Moves ant to A safer location
Friend's Ipod Shuffles Justin beiber song Sings along
NO MORE SEATS ON THE BUS  OFFERS YOU HIS
Has been invited to the restaurant pays the bill
plays gta follows the road rules
Puts aSide $1 each day for retirement... Uses his savings to buy fireworks
Streamer asks him to turn off add block does it
you got a booger hanging HE TELLS YOU
Breaks cookie in half Gives friend the bigger piece
musically oblivious 8th grader is musically oblivious     doesn't make fun of her
I don't care im single
your fly's unzipped he tells you
KNOWS THAT HE HAS A LONG OVERDUE BILL PAY IT WITH ALL THE INTEREST
IS ATHEIST KEEPS IT HIMSELF
doesnt know what the hell just happened he'll find out
Sees mace he doesnt need buys it out anyway
GIRLFRIEND loves having sex but is lazy does all the work for her
invites you over to play nhl 13 plays as away team
works at gamestop doesn't give you crap when you buy a wii
Plays Video games takes shitty controller
ganks you in outland doesn't teabag you
friend is alone on valentine's day BRINGS HIM ALONG WITH HIS gal to dinner and a movie
wrong mail delivered returns to post office
Sees a speed trap ahead Flashes headlights
Sees that you didnt attach a CV to your Job Application Email Sends an email back requesting one
Runs old school raid Lets pug have the item cause chances are he will run it again.
girl says she does not have a phone ignores when she gives her number to someone else in front of him
finished in the studio resets the board
I would like to play support
hits your joint buys you large pizza
Plays rap in car keeps volume at a polite level
Is busy at work still have time to make his girlfriend laugh
Meets a new player on Day Z Doesn't Murder him
knows he's a wanted aristocrat in France still goes to paris to save his friend
Sees guy walking through deep snow on the sidewalk gives him a ride up the street no charge
Understands what you meant doesn't act pretentious by correcting you
Sees a like on his instagram photo 0 seconds ago doesnt post a zero seconds ninja photo
FIRSTPick picks support
Sees Raul near cliff ppppuuuussssshhhhhhh
finds a shitty meme with lots of thumbs down thumbs up the meme
Went to magaluf plays the blow job drinking game
Played Schneider in his fantasy pool saturday keeps schneider in his lineup for wednesday
Watches the fast and the furious for the first time still doesnt break speed limit
Sees you have an iPhone Tells you some useful apps
knows you built 12/21/12 fallout shelter. doesnt give you shit about it.
makes mistake on purpose so his opponent will feel good
Sees hot 9 year old waits 9 years
Go to school does not shoot people
KNIVES YOU REMOVES YOUR BAD APPENDIX
abdul thinks he can win lets abdul win
Watches the fast and the furious still doesent break speed limit
Missed work experience GOT gangnam style to 1 billion
plays Kingdom Hearts 2 DOESN'T skip cutscenes
Has sex bareback pulls out promptly when requested
Sees you have the Flag distracts the enemy
WAtches gangnam style refreshes page 10 times
Helps Crunk girl home from bar sleeps with her big sister
drives a motorbike never goes through cars in jams
On chat
hears the good news moves to washington
caught you hitting on a fat chick doesnt make fun of you
listens to your lame jokes  laughs at it
notices you doing something awkward pretends not to notice
Sees you rolling doesn't hate
knew  who  ravi  shankar was before he died
Tells him to save you a seat actually saves you a seat
Good guy Torrents seeds
sees you waiting to turn walks behind car
Throws up in your sink cleans it immediately
feeds 0-20-0 doesnt blame the jungler
sees shitty post made by friend says it's funny anyway
POTATO BAKED
Good guy Greg Wants to take things to the current level
offers to buy for &#163;30 Feels bad
Breaks up with Taylor Swift Still good friends
GOES TO BUY DRUGS MEDICATION FOR YOUR GRANDMA
See's Puddle at the side of the road Drives slowly so you don't get soaked
Rolls a Joint with his weed Lets you smoke it first
takes all your money sitting on the counter and gives it to you
walks into your house with a reefer in his mouth       doesn't light it
plays gta without cheats
You're having a heart attack Calls 9-1-1 then clears your internet history
Gets ingress invites invites everyone
asked to bring bottle of  wine to party brings two
Plays facebook games doesn't send annoying invites to random friends
gets knifed in call of duty doesn't call them a faggot
makes a meme does not ruin the joke in the title
SEES THAT YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE MAKES YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE
Goes into internet chat room admits he's not 185lbs
brings dog with him to bathroom actually lets dog out when it wants
Keeps doing good things so people can keep the meme going
last twinkie in the box shares
likes different types of girls to you when girls you like come up to him he sends them your way
makes least money in group leaves the   biggest tip
sees guy get robbed chases robber while calling cops
DOESN'T BUY YOU A GIFT BECAUSE HE MADE ONE INSTEAD
Buys prostitute... flowers.
ask him to if you can see his iphone unlocks it before giving it to you
It all makes sense now: Gay marriage legalized on the same day as marijuana makes perfect biblical sense. Leviticus 20:13 'A man who lays with another man should be stoned.'  Our interpretation has just been wrong for all these years
Posts other people's jokes acknowledges the source
Shopping. Sees product in the wrong place. puts it back
hears a girl on mic doesn't say anything about it
empties all the lint traps so you        don't have to
wife leaves marraige and remarries cheater declines offers for sex from her best friend
Just Voted doesn't repost pics of voting on a social network like a douche!
voted doesn't put it on facebook
Thinks perverted thought Apologizes out loud
Checks in to foursquare doesn't auto post to twitter
SEES SCRAWNY BODYBUILDER POSING ON YOUTUBE DOESN't COMMENT 'DO YOU EVEN LIFT?'
Quits Football Team Joins Marching Band
thinks justin bieber makes bad music doesn't wish him dead
i really just don't care
Hurricane Sandy is hangin' with girl his bro wants to get with takes one for the team and gets with hurricane sandy
gets a call from the 80's doesn't give scores for the next 30 super bowls
Seen .gif at end of link never clicked it
hears joke about his type laughs
is asked to stahp actually stahps
watches latest movie doesn't spoil it for you
borrows a pencil rreturns it unbroken
borrows a pen returns it with cap
doesn't loan you $20  gives you $20
Some asks him for directions and he isnt sure 'Sorry bro
reads email from nigerian scientist sends money to his research fund
Lies to your girlfriend to save your ass you never have to talk to her anymore
People say happy birthday on facebook thanks them individually
gives you a ride across town doesn't ask for gas money
borrows dvd boxset doesn't destroy slip cases
Knows who he is voting for doesn't spam his facebook wall with political posts
Drinks a red bull at party makes no mention of space jumping stunts
Tells people to run support DOESN'T get a moab
Downloads winrar and actually buys it
knows all your facebook posts are from reddit doesnt ruin it for people who dont know about reddit
Actuall Fills out Customer Service survey just to give you good review
watches you eat fries doesn't take one
plays support blitzcrank gives ad carry the kills
SCORES GOAL WITH HAND SAYS IT TO THE REFEREE
Does everything for girl not angry about girl not putting out
nobel peace prize to the european union? lol give it to this guy
Someone says guess what? actually tries to guess what they're gonna say
finds out entire class didnt do homework convinces teacher we didn't have homework
LEAVES PARYT TO HELP FRIEND MOVE SEES SCUMBAG STEVE ON WAY TO PARTY GOES BACK TO WARN EVERYONE
pOPS HIS COLLAR ISN'T A DOUCHE
Thinks the Packers got jobbed Still congratulates the seahawks for playing a good game
PEES ON PUBLIC TOILET SEET CLEANS IT UP
MAKES A DEAth knight doesn't put dk in name
Ex gets 'spiked' spends 2 hours looking after her
Gets lost in Forest Finds El Dorado
ARMS SESSION DOESN'T WEAR SINGLET
Takes dorothy mantooth out Calls her back
Plays guitar when kirk hammet gets injured Doesn't Use wah wah
Ask if he can make a pumpkin ale decides to make two
Is a Christian. Visits memegenerator.net. doesn't post hundreds of 'Typical Atheist' memes.
IS taking a test adn knows all the answers DOesn't try to block his paper so you can't see
Shares profound knowledge on Facebook Actually follows the words of wisdom
Playing BF3 Doesn't stand in doorways
his fart gets blamed on someone else  takes the flak anyway.
goes to the gym doesn'T TELL EVERYBODY ON HIS FACEBOOK STATUS
Get a job in a new company try to get his old colleagues over there
leave your facebook open close it
DOWNLOAD COMPLETE STILL SEED
Best friend is a miami heat bandwagoner doesn't choke them to death
Runs a red turns himself in.
Asks to take a swig of your drink gives you money for another drink.
Notes that the memes have changed in recent months doesn't complains about it
sees that your ipod is broken buys you two new ones
sees self on know your meme
Police chief runs a red actually gives himself a fine
using backburner puts away fire anyways
Sees you create new 'sees you left your facebook page open' advice doesn't creates a new one
Has massive boobs doesn't wear tank tops every day
goes on meetme.com buys more credits than he needs just to be nice
ex gf gets a new bf becomes best friends with him
sees you don't know how to do it actually tells you
Talks to girls on meetme doesn't ask for nudes
Finds fUNNY MEME pOSTS OP'S LINK
smokes for life leaves example by dying at 40
Loses to you in Mario Kart  Doesn't End friendship
sees url is too long uses goo.gl to get shortlink
NOtices friend left a shitty tip calls him cheap and leaves an extra 20
Cums a lot when sucked
comments ur pix doesn't type: lol
hears u like asian type agrees
while u have your periods listens patiently
Smokes you out and feeds you taco bell and brings the eye drops
scores an online goal in fifa 12 skips the replays
sees your meme posts it on facebook
doestn have rl friends values the web ones
catches co worker sleeping co worker feels even more comfortable
gets killed stays calm
has all 5 exodia pieces obliverates himself
always up for doing a fat chick as long as he is not in a relationship
phone falls in toilet reading text replies anyway
reports corrupt developer new moderator
wins money in loterry donates it all to charity
gets bumped into apologizes
ex gf Says we can still be friends listens to her complain about new bf and offers relationship advice
Asks to borrow lawn mower returns is with full tank
packs his last bowl gives you greens
joins skyrim guild doesn't steal all their shit and sell it back to them
TODAY's his BIRTHDAY volunteers as DESIGNATED DRIVER
friend is suicidal helps him
went to the movies in aurora didn't kill anyone
drives a 5.0l mustang puts on quiter exhaust that only makes noise above 5k rpms
downloads torrents DONATES MONEY SAVED TO CHARITY
Is nice to girls because he actually likes being friends with them instead of pretending to be a 'nice GUY' in order to trick girls into having sex with him
Speaks to girl all night just to tell her how good you are
you tell him you have 3 kids and it might scare him away he says its cool
gets hit on by your girlfriend asks where you are
finds disc actually calls number on the back
Can't carry the ring for frodo carries frodo
goes to the us open doesnt brag about it on facebook
gives new memes a chance upvotes the ones that are funny
Gets a router Doesn't put a network lock on his wifi
wants to watch a moive pays for the dvd
sees meme on meme generator going wrong upvote!
tries to beat joseph kony doesn't masturbate in public
Brings a Drink on to the dancefloor Makes sure not to spill it on anyone
Risks own life to revive you
silent farts in a crowded room claims it
follows you on twitter even though he thinks everything you say is crap
dissapears for half an hour comes back with weed for everyone
takes mom's hand cream actually uses on hands
plays battlefield 3 doesn't use tac light or laser sight
use public bathrooms flush
sees griefer initiates votekick
Christian friend finds out your atheist Still friends with you
Friend makes RELIGIOUS post on facebook DOesn't comment with his own views
Plays video games actually talks to girlfriend
Posts to reddit for first time Doesn't mention being his first post in title
Son gets cauGHt txting past 11 Gives him back his phone anyway
packs a bowl (with his weed) gives you first hit
test drives car takes it to car wash
you choose a carry he support you
Remembers her birthday Without facebook telling him
one kill from a nuke killed by a camper Doesn't rage quit
takes post from reddit and puts it on 9gag says 9gag stole
gets tickets to concert keeps the nickleback tickets gives you rolling stone tickets
made meme on memegenetator saved image before watermark
SmokeS Throws cigarette butts in the trash
DRUNKEN AS SHIT STILL KNOWS WHATS WRONG
makes a bunch of memes uses correct spelling
Makes it to front page doesn't edit his post saying he got on front page
cell rings while hangin with u silences it without lookin
Watches youtube video Rates
grabs a ride into town with you gives gas money
bangs your mom calls her the next day
Puts ballistic vests in places where you won't get shot
showers cold to save warm water for his friends
showers before entering the pool
car breaks down at 3 am across town. know greg is sleeping
Finds mob spawner doesn't scream and wake family
plays minecraft gives creepers hugs.
Bumper to Bumper traffic lets you merge
Plays scout on tf2 Doesn't take the medkit at 124 hp
SMOKING WEED EVERYDAY
Plays guitar better than you lets you play the solo
Breaks bong  Gives you money for a new one and a new bowl
Downloads a Movie Go to police
has to shit at your house holds it 'til he gets home
Comments 1st Gets second comment complaining gets the most likes
posts on reddit uses metric units (WITH u.s. unit conversions)
smokes doesnt brag about it
kills self uses silencer
catches you wanking doesn't make eye contact
find walet returns it with interest
responds to his SPAM with 'No thank you'
Sees you coming 400 yards away Turns off highbeAms
goes vegan chooses not to announce it to everyone he meets
Atheist  doesn't bad mouth every other belief system
Dora The Explorer in the TV Answers her
Drives $100
Died for your sins Still forgives you
GOES TO GERMANY DOESN'T POST EVERY BEER PICTURE ON FACEBOOK
Farts claims it
Christmas Morning OPENS all of his presents last
Its his birthday buys you a gift
Joins Facebook event Shows up
DIdn't preorder? Don't Worry here are the bonuses for free
sees you go into the bedroom to hook up sleeps in the bath tub
And guess what ladies... he's single!
salsa on my balls
Knows Bansky indentity safe
See's friend drop money gives it back
Faltas a clases Te pasa la fotocopia de su cuaderno
Buys alcohol for party smokes you down to get rid of hangover in the morning
invites you to play video games at his house lets you use the good controller
Smokes friends out cooks burgers for everyone
bakes a cake so it's not a lie
malakes psineste na to ksekinisoume?
Accidentally throws baby wipe in your toilet fishes it out before flushing
goes on memegenerator doesn't make meme about memegenerator crashing
admits the only thing he wants is sex agrees on having a relationship
TROLLFACE TROLLS HIM 'IT'S OK. HE'S FUNNY'
purchases diablo3 still plays battlefield3 with friends
RECOGNIZES sarcasm  ignores it to be nice
Sees Friend Typing Deletes Text and waits
spills bongwater on your ps2 controller buys you a ps3
watches Ryan's band compliments them
supports real madrid admits it's because they win all the time
Find you date his ex congratulates you
Knows you have to study makes your FB account Temporarily Unavailable
knows you want to start growing plants your favorite strain and asks you to help grow it for hands-on experiance and free bud
plays FIFA 12 ONLINE skips the replay after scoring
LOSES 5-0 IN FIFA ONLINE DOESN'T DISCONNECT
Sees that the road will be clear in a second Doesn't active traffic lights.
friend forgot to log out logs him out and doesn't post 'I'm gay'
finds justin bieber on street doesn't hit him
jersey gets untucked tucks it back in
Girlfriend breaks up wITh him still takes her to prom
TOILET PAPER NEARLY EMPTY GRABS ANOTHER ROLl
Caught a shiny didn't post on r/pokemon
ROLLS AMERICAN CHANGE REMOVES CANADIAN CURRENCY
SEE'S YOUR CIGARETT'S ON HIS TABLE RETURNS THEM...  WITHOUT SMOKEING ANY
Pees in shower aims for drain
sees ridiculously photogenic guy is cool with him
steals your keys as a prank and takes car for a joy ride returns with full tank of gas
HUGS AN EGGSHELL SKULL PLEADS GUILTY TO MURDER
team gets eliminated from the playoffs doesn't hop on a bandwagon
Watches so many people use his meme incorrectly doesn't correct them
walks by someone not playing in cod doesnt kill
breaks into your house refills your frigde
copyright infringement? doesnt sue you
Gets bored knits sweaters for the poor
Girlfriend falls asleep during chick flick she wanted to watch keeps watching
Wears a hoodie only puts hood up when it's raining
Gets to demigod teir on meme generator still hangs out with his mortal friends
Drug free ready to pee
Teacher tells him study for homework Studies
remebers that you never saw the movie everyone is talking about changes the subject
buys everyone in the world dinner for the rest of their lives
gets pulled over smoking  spliff cop hits it
Have a  sexy girlfriend shares with forever alone guy
notices his friends dorm room smells freshens with own febreez
friends smoke entire stash buys more for next weekend
tELL HIM YOU'LL PROBABLY BUY A HALF O ON FRIDAY HE SAYS
Sees a dragon priest coffin sends lydia home so she doesn't get hurt
gos to public toilet pisses in the toilet
notices your sad facebook status calls to make sure you're okay
tears up to romantic movies
mr ley asks him to stop talking does
Makes Facebook page doesn't spam cancer pictures
gets called a noob thanks them
Can't Fit all his drunk friends in his car makes multiple trips
gets a PROSTITUTE on gta pays her HANDSOMELY and doesn't assault her
CReates a sarcasTic meme Decides not to publish as it might offEnd some people
gets followed by a new user checks out page
buys music to support the industry
Watches Excel saga Doesn't hate anime afterwards
breaks SOMETHING in your house  buys you something better
works 15 hours rubs your back and makes you dinner
Beggar asks for food gives the beggar a choice
stops at burger king just to take a shit buys soda after
it's his birthday friends drink and he drives
Girl walks by Does'nt stare at ass
Pees on the toilet seat decides to clean the entire bathroom
jehova's witnesses at the door invites them in and offers them coffee
Rolls doubles Doesnt take extra tuRn
CARRIES TWO EXPENDABLE LIGHTERS IN CASE OF EMERGENCIES
CAN'T EVEN WALK Still organizes paintball for friends
Gets dumped doesn't kill himself
finds kony watches his kids so he can go out and have a good time
hears sexist joke doesn't laugh
farted doesnt blame on dog
HAS KIDS DOESN'T KEEP POSTING PICTURES OF THEM ON FACEBOOK
Says he'll call you back actually calls you back
BrIngs oVer a case of beer Leaves half in the frIdge
Hears mr roth's joke laughs anyway
Friends with forever alone guy gets him to know his crush
Leaves beer in your fridge pays you for it anyway
Farts Let's his friend know before hand
sees you're out of cigarettes lets you bum his last one
stray baseball speeding  towards his head doesnt duck coz you're standing right behind him
dude
Catches friend masturbating on chatroulette doesn't tell anyone
hits parked car stays at the scene
makes it look like he's doing his best to beat you
Is an atheist respects other peoples beliefs
fail to launch satellite  admits it for real this time
doesn't change the radio station Even if he hates what you'r listening to
Sucks At SPORTS DOESN'T WANT to be on your team
Treats women like human beings doesn't whine about 'friendzoning' because he doesn't expect sex in exchange for kindness
Is Christian doesn't preach about it on computer game forums
GIRLFRIEND WANTS HELP WITH COOKING COOKS
ASks to borrow your pencil returns it
Gets lots of candy for easter shares
no more tp turtle walks to other bathroom
Has big hands SO ONLY USES 1 FINGER
sends error report
uses condom still pulls out
Says let's chill chills
Traffic Light Goes YEllow Slow Down and Stop
Spots a newbie on the forum Helps him
takes more than his share of pizza pays for new one
Borrows $200 pays it back
ITD resets everyones password doesn't take over accounts to print for free
Turns gay Never uses jazz hands
Gets cut off gives courtesy wave
he did you a favour earlier he needs one from you
reads scary chain post doesn't post it on facebook
Goes to watch hunger games feels bad about buying popcorn
Sees you rollin' Dosen't hate
half of water in the bottle give the rest to little brother
Watches Kony 2012 Boards Next Flight to uganda
Screen peeks once gives you 2 free kills
Lights go out doesnt touch anyone
Went to Dunkin'Donuts on Coffee Run Brought Back Bagels for Everyone.
needs to fart goes to bathroom
Gets a lighter from his friend returns it to him
Kobe doesn't pass the ball cheer him on
Meets Kony Asks him: how are you
Finds your facebook page logged in logs out
hears about kony goes to uganda to stop him
Didn't like ME3 ending Doesn't demand a change
Asks for watercup actually gets water
ask him to borrow a pen he says keep it
gets friendzoned doesn't care
calls 'backseat' 'no blitz'
Wears hat throws it over the wall
Your phone rings in the middle of a lecture coughs obnoxiously so the professor doesn't hear it
Watch scumbag steve's interview gLAD HE'S DOING WELL FOR HIMSELF
remembers your birthday without reading the facebook notification
Goes to NW Isn't a Dumbass
fixes your netbook without being asked for
Orchestrates revolution against Authoritarian regime Doesn't institute dictatorship
Designated driver Puts up listening to how drunk everyone in the car is
gives you torrent for korean pimsleur Works with no viruses
Looks like good guy greg is a good guy greg
comes to sonic boom rehearsal on time
Eggs house sends pledges to clean it up
Down 20 with 1 minute left in nba 2k12 online doesn't quit and plays it off
SEARCHES FOR PREVIOUS POST BEFORE POSTING
Pisses in toilet puts the seat down in case a woman uses it next
buys everyone weed happy to chop the mix
finishes off the last of the milk gladly replaces the bag with a new one
Plays assassin's creed doesn't steal from or kill random people
blaze him out gives you free dub
MAKES STUPID CHANGES THAT EVERYONE HATES JUst so we can get our souls back
Downloads 32GB Anime Only has japanese audio
Missed class and needs the notes doesn't send blast email with lame ass excuse
missed class because he didn't want to go doesn't send blast email with lame ass excuse to get the notes
good guy greg goes to skyrim doesn't steal a thing
'Hi welcome to mcdonald's
Accidentally cockblocked him still buys you a drink
knows you need money leaves some where you will find it
Borrow car for 15 minutes Brings back with full tank
spills your drink buys you a new one
Drives scion tc admits its a girls car
Notices your stomach is rumbling coughs
advised to start project early starts the next day
Jumps in front of moving car hurting him self but saving a bunny
Hears Roommate having sex pretends not to listen.
drives the car lets you choose the music
Has last pick in lol goes support
runs a business as a charity
gets trusted with a friends phone doesnt look at their texts
Sees a mistake in your facebook post doesn't correct you in front of everyone
passes by hobo gives all his spare change
passes by hobo gives all his spare change
loans out pencils doesn't ask for them back
Probably gONNA LOSE money Releases it anyway
your soccer ball is closer to him than his passes your's back
Finds Vaguely critical meme about himself on the internet loves a good roast
farts in a room admits it was him
LISTEN TO GIRLFRIEND'S BITCHING ACCEPTS THAT HE'S WRONG
Hires a hooker takes her out to dinner and never has sex
Steals Pokemon card as a kid PaYs twice iTs value 10 yeaRs later
picks up a prostitute  helps her get back on her feet
picks up a prostitute takes her out to dinner
favorite song come on when you pull in the drive way leaves the car on so you can listen to it
You Think Your Deodorant quit He checks your pits
Smokes everybody out packs greens for everybody before himself
Sees rail is out of his ability level Doesn't Side Jump and ruin the lip for everyone else
first time buying meth here
Plays legend of zelda doesn't randomly break everyone's jars
Played here for 4 years NO ADMIN RECORD
someone tells a bad joke still laughs
Actually reads your Ron Paul e-mail forward Doesn’t correct glaring historical/factual inaccuracies
sharples side door is locked gets up and lets you in
Uses tl;dr At the top of his post
could've got off bus first ended up being last
pees on toilet seat at friend's house cleans with clorox and paper towels
smokes you out doesn't try to sleep with you
Asks for a lift pays towards petrol
On the way to work
guy nobody likes: hey anyone wanna hang out today? Sure
in front of you at red light and notices you trying to turn right pulls forward to let you around
Kid lives outside of district Let him stay in school
Makes pizza rolls
ye5o4 3ala twitter mayetarya2sh 3al beeda
'SOAS' Is that a UCL department ?
Has option to leave early stays to get all his homework
loses a game in mw3 congratulates everyone on the other team
Brings his lunch Buys you lunch
crush is breaking up with her bf help them go back together
poops in the toilet not the middle of the cm bathroom
Knows you bought a new piece  before work lets you leave early to try it out
bought smartphone pays for all apps
takes a dump at friends party sprays his own perfume
best freind's twin birthday doesn't copy and paste one of their post to the other's
Sees you trying to make right turn Hustles to other end of crosswalk
friend lose his job quits to make room for him
doesnt like school Does his homework
Finds hot girl asleep at party puts cover on her and whispers goodnight in her ear
brings you takeout eats the shitty hospital food himself
'Your Ex' is in a relationship like
rapes girl wears condom
Drives on highway quickly Gets up to speed on ramp before merging onto highway
Makes a mess in the cafeteria cleans it up
Goes to iowa still makes time for friends that go to isu
SHE'S DRUNK AND ASKING FOR SEX PLAYS SKYRIM INSTEAD
has predator missile on last round does not use it
Finishes assignment first Sends to everyone
Bro asks him to put Five on it... Pitches in ten
kidnaps children into trunk listens to music they like
YOU WANT TO BE PREMIUM? THAT'll be &#163;8.50 A month
Hates justin bieber doesn't make joke about him
see you trollin' doesn't hate
Goes on memebase after finishing homework
posts drunk excuses the next day
slows down for yellow light pulls over so people can pass him
You get caught cheating off of his Homework He takes the fall
gets 100 on the test What did you get? oh
Copies your test answers adds footers to quote correctly
Sees meme used incorrectly on Facebook Corrects the creator instead of complaining about it on reddit
accept terms & conditions really read it
accidentally hits a prostitute with a car in Grand theft auto turns himself in
noticed i was dozing off in class 'ACCIDENTALLY' kicks my foot
smokes you out doesnt ask for anything in return
Finds wallet on street returns it to owner
got cheated invited him to candle light dinner just to talk
finds out he's good guy greg doesn't mind at all
Does you a huge favor doesn't ask for one in return
showers daily doesn't bathe in cologne
Isn't going to prom Still goes to school mass
You leave your Facebook profile logged on at his home He Logs off for you
thinks your gf is hot doesn't fap to her
Notice pee on public WC floor clean it
has a drivers license actually knows how to drive
offers you the last slice genuinely doesn't want it
See's video on youtube with 1
says no for a reason Does it anyways
teacher gives exam answers uploads them for friends
sees you making crap memes smiles politely anyway
whole face hurts after drunk party because he actually did turn the other cheek
Plays Minecraft  has never owned a pirated copy
Goes to History of jazz Pays attention
Doesn't like justin bieber doesn't hate justin bieber
friend turns 21 gives him free liquor
DJS A PARTY DOESNT USE A SYNC BUTTON AND VIRTUAL DJ
gets rejected by fiona in favour of scumbag steve is happy for them
sees hot girl he really likes wasted at party makes sure she gets home safely
Smokes weed QUits for girlfriend
gets picked for jury duty goes
has only one eyebrow doesn't mind
Moves out of town stays in touch with all friends
you have fines over &#163;10 Lets you borrow his library card
helps himself to a scotch on the rocks refills your ice tray
Plays Postal Kills Nobody
Only one in the street doens't skip any red lights
uses low tier characters doesn't remind his opponent
sees blown over plywood sign stands it back up
sees guy handing out fliers on street smiles and takes two
sees a great meme doesn't steal it
PACKS A BOWL GIVES YOU GREENS
enemy player dc on lol let him recall
Goes to Tavern in the square Treats women with respect
goes to davidson library brings power strip for all to use
offers u to pee before he dumps
works for fed ex leaves dog bones with package
Drinks your beer Leaves apology note with money
Gets in loud arguments respects the other sides opinion
Girlfriend's dad says: 'Bring her ack before 11' Back at 10:30.
Tries a Deodorant at the store Buys the Used can
plays association mode on nba 2k12 doesn't simulate through any game
sees misused meme still laughs
Creates new meme Doesn't instantly 'like' it
PLAYS TEKKEN WITH A GIRL IS NOT ANGRY ABOUT HITTING RANDOM BUTTONS
Quickly points towards Display doesn't touch it
Repeats accounting Doesn't try to act smart
TAKES DRUNK GIRL HOME LETS HER SLEEP ON THE COUCH
Goes to swarm events and not for the free beer
Comes over brings his own food
Likes whole thread thumbs it all up
WINS ON SCRATCHCARD ONLY CLAIMS BACK PRICE OF SCRATCHCARD
smokes with you in your room sprays the air freshener
Goes to school on saturday dosen't complain
Posts to reddit down votes his post to be fair
friend forgets REFERENCE sheet for test gives his own
Nike says Just do it does it
Dirty dances with a girl FRIEND at the club feels like a scumbag
Drops trees off at your place while you're gone Lets your dog out to pee
plays cod online tries to talk in game chat
sees an old lady trying to cross the street helps her out
DONT SMOke a j smoke a fry!
gets hungry while at girlfriends house makes own sandwich.
BUYS AN E FOR YOU SO YOU CAN ONLY WIN
his dad died last night he comforts you because your hamster died too
Visak proizvoda na marketu On ih sve kupi
Gf shows Glee VideoClip Watches entire clip
Sees newspaper on someone's lawn Leaves it there
Sees you're moving GIVES YOU A JOINT FOR THE ROAD
plays skyrim No more than an hour a day
catches gold fish grants her 3 wishes
Fleeing from orcs stays behind to stall the balrog
has marked the best escape pod for your sole purpose will go down with the ship
heard about anonymous joined them immediately
you step on his shoe smiles and says
You have a hot girlfriend doesn't stare at her boobs
MAKES A POST REMOVES THE AUTOMATIC  LIKE SO IT'S NOT UNFAIR
LEAVING A PARTY
Like every post on vote page
Reddit is down to protest sopa doesn't complain
goes out drinking for birthday stays sober to drive you home safely
Doesn't Waste water to save the ENVIRONMENT not his water bill
meets forever alone guy introduce him to all friends
I DONT CARE THAT IT'S SPRING BREAK YOUR CATS NEED TO BE FED
Plays assault class on bf3 takes time to heal and revive teammates
Wins a bet Doesn't make you pay up
WON MONEY ON LOTTERY GAVE IT TO POOR PEOPLE
Mom asks what he wants to eat asks for the simplest meal to make
Picks up hitch hiker drives 20 miles out of the way to drop him off
Finally Purchases Dream Guitar rig Gives to 15 year old nephew
smokes weed legally
Good Guy Dad
Gets munchies on the way to your house for a smoke session brings you some
Takes a shit at Work courtesy Flushes
Sees christian post on facebook doesn't troll
jalapenos put on sub without asking eats it anyway
Yesa7b sharmota maynekhash
cooks breakfast for a house with a VEGETARIAN   scrambles all eggs BEFORE bacon
Disagrees on religion still best friends
sees injured goalie doesnt shoot ball
BUys a playboy just reads the articles
goes to friend house socializes with his sister
accepted to us uni cares about ib score
TAKES BUS WITHOUT TICKET AND DOESN'T GET COUGHT BUYS RIGHT TICKET AT DESTINATION
girl too drunk takes her to 'Her' home
hot chick wearing low cut top bows down to pick her phone doesnt look down
Met a cup c hottie in bikini remembers her eye color
Sees a hot chick wearing white top in rain Offers his jacket
breaks the vending machine for eating up his coins takes only one soda
girlfriend dumped still says hi when sees her
sees you playing amnesia plays scary parts for you
GIVES YOU THAT FIRST LIKE ON YOUR POST
goes to a public bathroom flushes the toilet
Closes every night Dosent complain
Ghetto Good guy greg is making front page 'Good For him!'
makes a meme doesnt offend anyone
good guy greg has the god damn common courtesy to give you a reach around
Watches photos on fb Tags everyone
Posts on 9gag chooses only relevant tags
spends the whole day on 9gag likes every meme on vote tab
Gets annihilated in cod game because of poor team Calls gg
smokes medical pot As prescribeD
Gets to front page of r/trees a lot all self posts
Wants to cross road at zebra crossing waits for car to stop
Calls shotgun still lets you sit in the front seat
Says 'i love you' to girlfriend ok with 'thank you' as response
delivers weed free of charge brings cupcakes his girlfriend just made
Hangs out with you at mom's place doesn't question mom's rules
drives you home from the pub in your own car Doesn't adjust the seats
Has Aimbot on Cod4 turns it off cuz people rage
Sees posts about hating his favorite movies Walks away
Lands on income tax on first turn in monopoly pays 200
Undrestands SHELDON BUT NEVER MENTIONS IT
Smokes you up Then gives you the roaches
downloads pc games via torrent seeds until his last breath
finishes using flash memory 'safely remove hardware'
PERIPHERAL VISION: HOT CHICK mANNEQUIN.  CHECKS OUT ANYWAY
promises to help carry party supplies shows up
Wishes you a happy new year Does it personal
eats all the food for new year's eve washes all the dishes
Remembered it's your birthday without checking facebook
Lends money to Scumbag steve Doesn't expect any in return
Spiderman didn't get dubs? Green Thumb anyways
Packs bowl Gives you greens
Plays gta acts like a good citizen
Friend leaves facebook account open doesn't change status for 'i like cocks'
PLAYS AS A SITH WARRIOR TOOK OFF VETTE'S SHOCK COLLAR
Clicks ON     internet ADS That dont      interest him
You leave his place walks you home
Posts for the first time Doesn't write it in the title
no fap december Stil not fapping
goes to confession actually does penitence
makes a typo upvotes the guy who corrected him.
gets your meme after getting in bed gets out of bed to get back on reddit and give you an upvote
goes on yahoo answers answers everyone's questions thoroughly
see people rolling  not hate
Has got a birthday party Buys present for everyone invited
Plays MW3 Never use FMG9 akimbo
Stops browsing Reddit to decrease traffic on Imgur
See's Cod Xmas Noobs Leaves lobby as to not discourage them
married chick breaks up with him doesn't send husband her nudes
girlfriend is late not mad
see a drunk girl at a party get her a coffe
Gets an ac-130  shoots down enemy helicopter
father
Christmas day comes Doesn't spam on fb about it
slams his door on someones car Leaves insurance papers
Sees person behind him with one item to check out lets them cut
get 2 beta keys give them away instead of selling
GO TO A PARTY DRIVE EVERYONE HOME AFTER
Watches youtube doesn't skip ad
Friend snores in a sleep-over doesnt wake friend up and stays up all night
new year writes 3 personal paragraphs of best wishes for 2012 on your facebook
Plays WoW WINS THE BATTLEGROUND WITH DIPLOMACY
WATCHES MOM'S WEDDING VIDEO TAPE SEEING EVERY DETAIL
PLAYS MEDIC AND PATIENT WITH HOT NEIGHBOUR SHE COMES OUT CURED FROM CANCER
garth y u no stop smoke?
Could easily use a homoerotic innuendo Uses 'Bromance' term instead
didn't make to the trending apologizes to everyone
SIGNS UP FOR AN EMAIL FORGOTS PASSWORD
Picks jaws Doesn't complain about oddjob
Makes homework doesn't depend on wikipedia
Finishes Sky Magazine Crossword Puzzle Erases all answers for next passenger
Heard The word 'sex' In his Middle School Health class And Was The Only one who didn't laugh
drinks atleast 8 glasses of water a day
RELOAD! Does.
goes on internet doesn't make jokes about christians
alone in the house with girlfriend play xbox 360
Sees orange light doesn't speed up
played through Skyrim and never shot a gaurd in the knee
gets pulled out on 'i'm sure he had a good reason'
Puts video on youtube so people don't have to load each picture Doesnt place ads
Goes to pee lifts seat finishes & puts it down.
PLAYS FIFA 11 Vs 11 Does not CHoose FW
sneaks no food to the cinema
goes on chatroulette talks to the fappers
TAkes your car to get it washed
goes on chatroulette talks to guys that fap
talks with the telemarketers
gets out the shower  to pee
Installs new software reads terms and conditions
sleeps with wife always gives her the blanket
Pizza comes after the guaranteed time   pays anyways
Heard Girlffriend come in puts toilet seat down
Does Not get Script goes to lecture even though
Believes in Santa Waits him with milk and cookies
Organises a competition Actually gives the winner his reward
Downloads roms for games he's payed for
I was just talking to your girlfriend you should get her a necklace
Girl didnt give out on first date 'Hey just calling to check up on you'
watches a film with you that he has already seen remains silent
give a ride at 3:00 a.m. don&#180;t ask for gas money
ask 'please' to bus driver says 'thank you' when leaves
Takes an arrow in the knee to let you adventure
Youtube annotation: 'Watch in Hd' Watches in hd
Lets You Use His Wifi Gives Password Too
Sees Repost on 9gag Doesn't complain
find an iphone on the back seat of a taxi give it back to the owner
damaged car without beeing see tries to contact the owner
Uses 9gag On safe mode
Sits on priority seat turns off mobile
plays gta respect the traffic lights
Goes to all those posts likes them all
Drink a whole beer  goes to rehab
Makes sure it is safe to remove hardware  before ejecting!
watches credits in the end of the movie
PLAYS AGAINST EDDY LOSES
Money left after party returns them back to mom
Hooks up with a girl wakes up early to make breakfast for her
rides a scooter to save the environment
TELLS JUST THE TRUTH
You're a vegetarian? doesn't make fun of you
Girl he likes says she just wants to be friends he actually becomes friend
sees fellow adventurer takes arrow meant for  his knee
took an arrow in the knee doesn't complain about it
rolls a dutch smokes at least
SITS DOWN IN TRAIN PUTS HIS BAG UNDER THE CHAIR
windows application crashes sends report to microsoft
In a foreign country for two terms Learns local language
asks for your phone doesn't read your texts
goes to most recent memes likes all of them
Hears about the revolution in Russia spreads the word
hears joke about blondes doesn't get it
Doesn't know what OWS stands for sends them food and blankets anyway
Comforts female friend Doesn't get friend zoned
Sees someone made [fixed] version of his rage comic upvotes it
Last cigarette in the pack Still  gives it away
borrows ps3 game brings back
Bought a large size drink Shares with friends
home alone doesn't fap
very Upset that you are leaving still drives you to airport
beat people to the door then opens the door for the elderly
RENTS A CAR DOES complete Wash before returning
sees hot girl jogging doesn't stare at her boobs
Smokes all your weed so you don't fail your drug test
goes to Jail to bail out friend
Sleeps with a girl calls her the next morning
Accidentally likes a Facebook status from 2009 Leaves it there
accidentally cuts you off on road lets you catch up to wave sorry
Plays first generation pokemon Chooses Bulbasaur
Finds out you have super powers doesn&#180;t tell anyone
Saw Blue waffle on internet create a wikipedia page to save the innocent's souls
Likes a band Buys CD
My friend told me THAT he is gay i said still not gay as twiLIGHT
Someone asks him for a cig Doesn't tell them it's his last one
Shared answers with everyone that needs during a test
ENTERS THE BATHROOM LEAVES SLIPPERS OUTSIDE
BEST FRIENDS BIRTHDAY DOES VISIT HIM INSTEAD OF FACEBOOK MESSAGE
meets justin beiber rips out his vocal cords
sees a hungry vampire lets him take a bite
Gets arrested in Skyrim Goes to jail
MAKES HIS OMNIVOROUS FRIENDS DINNER WASHES AND DRIES ALL THE DISHES WHILE  THEY EAT
HAS HIGH EXPECTATIONS PLACED ON HIM BY THE WORLD STILL SMILING
someone invites to play farmville in fb plays at least one game
Wakes up in with a hangover Still makes his bed.
gets kill in kill CONFIRMED lets TEAMMATE have dog tags
Has food on plate eats everything
aBOUT TO GET LAID... NO CONDOMS TELLS HER TO WAIT UNTIL HE GETS ONE
mom says 'stop playing on the computer' acctually stops playing that same second
New loaf of bread Takes end piece
Plays BF3 with girlfriend and lose on purpose Says shes a pro
gets you for secret santa spends more than $$ limit
send home w/ leftovers returns tupperware
See my friends status like them all
likes every post on vote including this
DOTA/HON WITH FRIENDS BUY WARDS AND COURIER
buys a rapidshare account shares with his friends
Studies For Test Lets others Copy His Answers
Posts Skyrim Quest Location Leaves spoilers out
signs up actually reads terms and conditions
good with kids
Goes to twilight premiere plays the vuvuzela throughout the entire movie
Spoons you afterwards and pays for your taxi
study all nite gives you the answers in the exam
Doesn't tell friends about 9gag so they don't lose their souls
quits his job put in 2 weeks notice first
Sees a repost of a popular link Assumes it was an innocent mistake
Friend doesn't know what a meme is Creates a meme to demonstrate
notices neighbors stealing his wifi doesn't put a password
Has sex in your living room Doesn't wipe knob on curtains
Takes a dump at your house sprays febreeze afterwards
Steam Celebrates American Tradition with a sale Shares it WorldWide
reads personal appeal from wikipedia founder jimmy wales Makes A Donation
walks in on shit filled toilet in public bathroom flushes
it's his birthday buys his mother a gift
finds wallet at a sketchy bar immediately drives to that persons house and drops it off anonymosly
gets red shell in mario kart doesn't use it
has chance to use fatality in mortal korbat doesn't
Sees old lady crossing the street Helps her accross
Pants are sagging Pulls them up and wears a belt
asks for chips takes one
sees pie cooling on window sill only nibbles at the edges
No left turn lane at traffic intersection?  doesn't turn left.
Plays cod still accepts invites to play halo and gears
playin a song in a band and band messes up blames himself and not the drummer
plays skyrim doesn't make his character a profile pic
3 a.m. taco bell run  Pays for the whole group
Tell him you want to buy a piece Gives you a pipe
signed up an account for 9gag turned the safe mode on
pays friends bar tab leaves early so friend can get laid
SUBMITS COMic through rage maker adds .png to end of link
sees someone fapping politely helps them finish
Does homework before going on 9gag
Estonia loses 0-4 to ireland doesn't blame the referee
has a german presentation doesn't copy/paste google translator
Not gay makes out with you anyway because you asked nicely
Tells you to bring Rolling PapeRs SMokEs you out
gives you a rare sealed ocarina of time  asks nothing in return
Lifts weights at the gym Silently
accidentally reminds teacher there's an assignment due next class emails whole class to apologize for being 'that guy
girlfriend gets fat keeps dating her
Used to be a number in a phone now a friend
sells you drugs doesnt ask for some
ONE CIGARETTE LEFT GiVES IT TO YOU
Sees you showing your parents around campus asks you to help him study later
Is leaving room when you say something Comes back and asks you what you said
Knows you're stressed trying to study Rolls you a spliff before bed
Teammate Low health
Sees GGG being used in a passive aggressive way Uptokes anyways
didnt laugh at your gag likes it anyway
free download website helps clicking the ads
grade is wrong asks teacher to correct it
TELLS RIHANNA WHAT HER NAME IS
Ask him to remind me of something he reminds me
SEES DEAL IN BESTBUY BLACK FRIDAY AD DOESN'T CAMP AT STORE
INVITES YOU TO HIS BIRTHDAY PARTY SMOKES YOU OUT
Sees last cold beer lets you have it
has sex with you  stays to cuddle after
swears says sorry
Finds post of someone from your country comment on english in respect to others
NOTICES YOU TELL UNFUNNY JOKE LAUGHS ANYWAY
Freshman at lınguistics department do not Speak about languages
notices the picture you tried to copy paste into an email just shows up as a small grey box doesn't say anything
Sees yellow traffic light stops safely
gives friend a ride doesn't ask for gas money
Posts Something Funny on Faceboook Keeps it on facebook
Missed his friend's funeral to help an old lady cross the street
'that meme you created is funny and original' greg
MesseD up delivery order gives you his sandwhich
finds bank slip on the floor at gym takes it home and puts it in his paper shredder
Jungles on Rammus Gives mid double buff
extremely conservative still respects occupy wall street
SLEEPOVER AT A FRIENDS HOUSE DOESN'T BREAK ANYTHING
Annoyed by annotations doesn't turn them off
reads on facebook that crush is now single doesn't ask out IMMEDIATELY
googles creepypasta reads all of it in 1 night
crate meme upvote all other memes on page
I don't always drink beer
CAMERA SHY AND ANTI-MARIJUANA TAKES UP BLUNT OFFER AND POSES FOR PICTURE
goes to vote page and actually votes
cums on your face gets you a towel
good boy tandri Doesn't Cut the line
Breaks Own Bowl With Your Weed loaded Apologizes for breaking the bowl and wasting your weed
Takes a picture of your tattoo so you can see what it looks like
uses urinal
Clogs up public toilet tracks down janitor for a plunger
Parents take your money smokes you up and leaves supplies
Sells reddit gold displays it subtly on the bottom right
six years old son loves the ramones and metallica doesn't make a big fuss over it on the internet
Remembers when Big o was sound Still thinks he's sound
Listen to you singing actually likes it
gets more change than intended when he buys someting
steals your case of pbr comes back with widmer hef
Catches girlfriend cheating wishes other guy luck in life
Watching boring movie with friends always act funny
sells you an eighth for 60 bucks hooks it up with 5 grams
5 mins late to work stayed late helping at the senior center
THREAD'S DEAD REPLIES ANYWAY!
loses in a fight gives the opponent props for winning
Has sex in your bed Buys new sheets
Likes music you recommended credits you for finding it
Drops Ice cube on the Floor Doesn't kick it under the fridge
Buy a pack of cigarettes Gives a half to friends
Calls you out on your dumb and obvious mistake compliments you on your epic and obvious recovery
If friend gets stopped and cops find weed he takes the fall for it
Knows steve jobs personally Consoles you as you sob about how much you love your iphone
Stops at Red Light Lets everyone go first
Calls you at 2AM smokes you out
Gets job offer Recommends friend instead
Offers kids candy to get in van gives candy
Jury duty ALways says innocent
Sees steve jobs died doesnt post on facebok
IS A feminist calls out bros on their misogyny
Sees boss giving you a task that takes half an hour realises its your break in 5 mins and offers to do it for you.
Heard you quit drinking Is supportive of your decision
You get quadra kill allows you to kill him to get a pentakill
SEES SOMTHING FROM REDDIT ON FACEBOOK DOESNT CALL PERSON OUT
listens to 'defend the outlaw' tags them in status
Chops up a line gives you the bigger one
Plays battlefield always spots enemies for the team
Longtime drinking buddy  donates you his liver
doesn't get mad when you double hit his bowl
Says java sucks Still plays minecraft
GOES INTO KITCHEN MAKES GIRLFRIEND SANDWHICH
Pushes the wrong button on the elevator gets off and waits for another one so as not to slow you down
finally gets a good job ten dollar tip minimum.
Asks to hang out Meets you half way
owe him money for pot smokes with ya anyways
watches comic that makes jokes offensive to him Appreciates the satire
In love with your girlfriend makes damn sure you two are happy
works 75 hours congratulates you on working 30
takes a shit washes his hands
Gives you a big nug from his own stash go ahead and keep it bro
smokes cigarettes doesn't throw butts on ground
takes a dump in your bathroom apologizes
writes code documents
Safety Word Always Uses One in Bed
Accidentally steals a kill gives away next down
Find neutrinos are faster than light Dont tell anyone for einstein's sake
realizes you didn't get a burger splits his in half with you
reads un-funny rage comic thumbs up for effort
friend crashes your car its ok
Has seen some shit Tells you about it
smokes weed nothing wrong with that
BUYS A ROUND FOR THE ENTIRE CLUB
plays you fifa online doesnt use barcelona
anon makes a fail pic expertly remakes and reposts
Takes a shower Doesn't wash his balls with you're bar soap
RECORDS TV SHOW ON DVR DOESN'T FAST FORWARD COMMERCIALS
farts gas has no smell
Been listening to dubstep for years thinks skrillex is a fine addition
Arrives at restaurant 5 minutes before close helps clean up
DOESN'T SMOKE (YET) STILL SIGNS THE PETITION
Sees you die in Diablo II Doesn't steal your gold
late meeting you sends a text
TREATS ALL WOMEN WITH RESPECT doesn't expect a cookie
Mum says: Leave The Computer Leaves the Computer
friend you introduced to reddit shows you link you saw days ago Laugh anyways
Seems to be a good guy smokes joint in every pic
Roomate's been gone an hour takes his dog out
sells you a pack of condoms Doesn't make it awkward for you
You leave your facebook open on his laptop logs it off and doesn't post 'i love dicks'
WATCH HARRY POTTER MOVIES BUY AND READ THE BOOKS
Just got home from running 2 miles with him. Offers you the last water bottle and drinks from the sink
He Takes a shit And Flushes twice
Sees you sleeping at a party draws penises in invisible ink
Finds abandoned bird eggs Sits on them to keep eggs warm
Uses one of your plates washes all your dishes
Sees you steadily approaching in reARview mirror Changes lanes so you don't have to
THROWS SURPRISE PARTY FOR FOREVER       ALONE GUY
GF AWAY FOR 6 months no sex till she returns
opens door for good looking girl doesn't ceck out ass
old friend from highschool sends message on facebook replies
Asks how you're feeling didn't ask just to talk about himself
SEE'S YOUR UGLY GIRLFRIEND SAYS SHE IS PRETTY
Writes a movie scenario with a black guy in it Survives the whole movie
Found nudes of your gf on your pc Doesn't copy to flash drive
really baked doesn't break shit
shares his lunch gives out more than he eats
rOLLS A JOINT FOR HIMSELF AND A FRIEND lETS HIS FRIEND SPARK IT UP
has coupon for dumplings buys at full price anyway
guy in cod steal's  kill doesn't yell at him
kNOWS YOUR BROKE AND IN NEED TO SMOKE INVITES YOU OVER FOR A SMOKE UP
PARKOUR After homework.
Helps Chicken cross road Doesnt ask why
breaks into your house do your homework and update your computer
TRIED WINRAR BUYs IT after  40 DAYS
Receives a headbutt does not sucker punch after
Gets assigned scumbag steve doesnt mind doing all the work
SEES ME ROLLIN' NOT HATIN'
Y U No use the right meme??
Says will be back in 5 minutes gets back in 4
your kid died? have mine
Finish video game sit through the end credits
Lvl 80 in contested zone doesn't kill you
Finishes water in kettle Refills  for next person
Ask him for his last cigarette Gives it to you
KNOWS YOU HAVE NO WORK EXPERIENCE GIVES YOU A CHANCE ANYWAY
Man of the house still cooks and cleans
PAGES UNRESPONSIVE doesn't kill the pages
FINDS GIRL UNATTRACTIVE MOVES TO NEXT POST WITHOUT DOWNVOTING
Moves to L.a. actually becomes a douchebag
'That's fine I don't want a gift' Buys you one
you leave your phone in his car he charges it and returns it the next day
friends go on roadtrip give them money for gas
burns down your house buys you a 6-pack
random chick grabs my ass? LMAO
slept with your girlfriend gave her all the blankets
comes your house to study brıngs you food
Sees pack of niggers calls police
drunk roommate passed out. does homework. gets all a's
CORRECTS YOUR GRAMMAR DELETES HIS POST AFTER YOU FIX yours
start to an mmorpg game wıth hım he chooses the support class
Asks for a cup at Fast food restauarants FIlls it with water
Although i enjoy my music i feel like other people in my dorm might not appreciate hearing it while studying
Gets call from collection agency schedules a payment
Borrows money
you stole his gf he talks to u about her
Even ıf this is madness he accepts this is sparta
late for work brings everyone a coffe
gets response from someone who disagrees with him uptokes for bringing a different PERSPECTIVE
buys two shots of tequila one's for you
You had sex with my sister? High-fives you
Thinks your Mom Is a classy lady
DOWNLOAD TORRENTS SEEDS 100%
Has a funny picture to post Posts as self post anyways
Create Minecraft server with god powers Become a HUMBLE WIZARD Instead
Hears you haven't smoked before but want to try Packs a bong and guides you into the woods
drinks soda in store still pays for it
see's someone broke down on the side of the road actually stops to help them
i find this topic amusing and i dont brag about it
Walking in hall with girlfriend stops to say hi to friend anyways
fINDS SAFE HIDDEN BEHIND SECRET WALL TELLS NO ONE UNTIL HE'S POSITIVE HE CAN OPEN IT
TAKES A TAXI BY HIMSELF RIDES IN THE FRONT SEAT
Both COME UP BEHIND A SNIPER LETS YOU TAKE THE KILL
friends with everyone even forever alone guy
Hears haters hating Takes it as constructive criticism to improve himself
Theres a demon in the house? Lets him stay
watches you grind to 85 buys recruit a friend for you
Accidentally clicks 'like' on your facebook status Doesn't unlike it
says your story is cool bro really means it
Doesn't feel like driving fast stays in right lane
friends with everyone even forever alone guy
friends with everyone even forever alone guy
friends with everyone even forever alone guy
friends with everyone even forever alone guy
friends with everyone even forever alone guy
Going out of town calls before leaving to see if we need any
'you don't have a piece man??' 'Have my first pipe
READS POST GIVES THUMB FOR EFFORT
Friends buy you a really crappy game Play it and say it is a good game
You drop his piece Says he wanted to scrape for resi anyways
Friend uses the phrase 'Western Problems' to describe a FIrst World Problem Does not correct him
HOLDS THE ELEVATOR DOOR NOT EVEN GETTING OFF ON THAT FLOOR
greatest film vault episode doesn't record doesn't fire logan
Enters Residential Area Turns down volume
goes into the toilet sprays with scent afterwards
Playing multiplayer madden doesn't watch what play you select
Drop him from facebook assumes that you closed your account
Passes speed trap Flashes lights to warn you
required to do 5 page term paper did 6 pages
'Please enter date of birth' Enters actual age
gets rick rolled lISTENS  WHOLE SONG
can't find bin puts trash in pocket
*watches MLP FIM* Now an Official Brony
You ask him for a quarter gives you a dollar
Borrows a dollar pays you back double the next day
meets justin bieber compliments her dress
logs in on facebook... ...likes everything in news feed
Loses power Doesn't complain on facebook
Breaks up with girlfriend still remain friends
All Insta lock carries? Thats alright
free wins
parks car in spot closest to apartment building moves car at night to let someone coming home late have it
Has thousands of redditors offering money asks politely to donate it to charity
you listen to lil wayne? respect your musical taste
Get cheesed 'Gg sir
17 red thumbs thumbs it up anyways
Care limit reached Worked overtime and fixed the bug anyway
Sees you talking to a hot girl acknowledges you and walks on by
breaks into your bedroom window - to save you from a housefire!
sees me carrying gas cannister offers me a lift in case I've run out
Knows you've had a rough day offers you his last beer
FRIENDS WANT TO GET DRUNK DOESEN'T DRINK JUST TO DRIVE THEM HOME
sees a newfag helps them out
Uses toilet after eating three burritos flushes twice
Unbalances teams REBALANCES TEAMS
Realizes you'd be happier with another man Lets you go to him
needs ride home Nug and a slice for your troubles
housing costs rising hasn't increased rent in 6 years
impersonates a police officer to feed the homeless
Uses the last of your icecubes fills the tray up!
sees answer in puzzle game tells you after you give up so you don't get mad for him ruining the game
Browses r/trees for hours uptokes every post before it loads
sees friend making out with secret crush IS HAPPY FOR THEM
Buys courier Shares control
googles a company name clicks search result to save on their adwords credit
NOTICES YOUR gD&T MISTAKES FIXES THEM WITHOUT TELLING ANYONE
Buys a million stogies gives them to /cigars doods
Hits on Your Girlfriend Realizes and apologizes
heard you like mudkips gives mudkip doll
I'm gonna hit a lick on some bricks and go ham on it
Sees water on the counter in the office bathroom wipes it up
drinks the last milk buys double than what he drank
Clogs friend's toilet asks where the plunger is
Finds out you have kidney failure
kills enemy in counter-strike doesn't hump his corpse
no chair near computer game display becomes chair and lets you sit on him
Knows the code for every cheat Only unlocks tournament mode
pays for your   taco bell grabs extra napkins and hot sauce for you
Helps you study makes sure you pass
Thanks man. I love waffles...
Stole your stash bag So he could fill it up
Sees you coming down the road on your bike Moves out the way
see hater thumb him up anyways
Knows A little About JavaScript Automatic Upvotes for Everyone
stops short of red light rolls forward to keep the fare down
wakes and bakes and cleans up the house someone had to do it
Watches me lose to 1/1/1 all in SAYS
Technical problems? It's all good
cant smoke weed anymore helps you find weed for 2 hours
cant smoke weed anymore helps you find weed for 2 hours
''kURT''LETS PLAY SOME SC2 SINAPSI fORGETS TO PUT SPORES
DAD's BIRTHDAY BOUGHT HIM RAM
Level 1 teleporter outside of spawn Go Engineeer just to upgrade it
Staying over? Lends wife for evening
WIPES YOUR RAID REINCARNATES AND SOLOS BOSS
Lets you borrow 10p text Doesn't ask for it back
Would do anything for love But he won't do that
Opens up your laptop and finds you were looking at argenteens minimizes the window and says nothing
throws potluck dinner makes sure there are vegetarian options
Cleans up your passed out poopy ass doesn't tell a soul that you shit yourself
Clicks 'attending' on facebook actually attends the event
TELL HIM HIS GIRLFRIEND IS HOT GIVES YOU NUDES
out smoking 'you can have what's left'
new facebook chat? i like it
Is Good Guy Greg IRL Doesn't brag about it
Has shopping cart full of items allows people with few items to go first.
refills brita pitcher
Does good deed forgets about it
Class Project Group Agrees to meet at 8:00 Shows up at 7:50
seesyou rollin doesnt hate
flashes brights at you there was a cop
Borrows shirt for a day returns it washed
types out gg actually means it
finds out that brother ate his weed brownes doesn't beat him up
Finished
Gets high at party... cleans up after himself... and
Knows younger Brother will be attending same high school saves every test and study sheet
girlfriend cheats on him still wants to be friends
Gets a ride from you in your car pays you gas money and thanks you
sees you struggling to carry shit up to your apartment holds elevator
Finishes toliet paper roll replaces it
can't match greens brings munchies instead
can't make it to your party drops off a bottle beforehand
puff puff pass? puff pass.
Scores a goal on you in Fifa Skips replay
gets shitty controller playing multiplayer doesn't complain
just got an oz of purple haze 'yo
Gets too high to drive
Too Long; Read it Anyway
finds your wallet full of hundreds returns it with nothing missing
Someone left poo
gets told secret keeps it
Washes his dishes and yours too
Has tight relationship with mates girlfriend NEVER DID ANYTHING WITH HER
Can Bench 350 Doesn't Mosh
Asks to be reminded remembers to bring arduino anyway
cant open bottle of tylenol \'here
I'm not racist but... ...I don't like it when other people are.
Invites you over to play a game on split screen Lets you be Player 1
Wii's taking forever to update it's okay i'll wait
buys wii doesn't hack it
If u got weed  I'm your friend indeed
Fati doesn't always leave the bar But when she does
sees 10 reposts of his own post likes all of them but not his original
Totally needs your help finishing his pizza
eats waffles shares one with brian
Yea
Finishes cigarette puts butt in pocket to throw away later in the proper trash bin
Has his way with the hot chick and youre alone  the golden rule
goes to facebook creates an account when he is actually 13
FOR ADC's I Take Lifersteal
Betrayed in halo  Doesn't boot
wishes he could BREAK your heart but the truth is that he'd never ever wanna hurt you baby
Uses tinder phone app ignored
Steam Sale buys more games for friends than for himself
Builds the ultimate Gaming PC Puts it in an ordinary looking case and doesn't tell anyone
has diarrhea explosion all over your bed washes the sheets
waits in check out line with two items lets woman with full cart go ahead of him
plays video games every day with his baby brother
WHEN U SO TURNT U DONT KNOW WHAT THE TIME IS AYY BRUH WHAT THE TIME IS
comments on photo gets more likes than the post
Ain't nobody got time fo- Greg got time for that
on business trip with team took the heat for tiddy bar receipt
knows crucial plot details Doesn't spoil
FINDS A STUDENTS google drive account open in computer lab closes it
son gets killed in iraq smokes oxy now
wanna bang offering candy called bang
Caught watching porn by parents Invites them to watch like nothing happened
Sends his summary to Ralph ralph won't send it to e.
bumps your drink hand buys you new drink
gets caught having sex in the common room asks if you want to join
Uses free online program a lot makes donation
DISCOVERS THE CAKE IS A LIE INVITES GLADOS FOR CAKE INSTEAD
IN SOVIET RUSSIA RUSSIA IS GOOD GUY TO GREG!
HEARS YOU HAVE DIABETES MAKES CAKE AND DONUTS WITH SALT INSTEAD
RAPED YOUR MOM MOST OFFENSIVE MEME EVER
SEES YOUR HORRIBLE MEMES 'KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK GUYS!'
SEES YOU WASTE YOUR TIME ON MEMES 'i AM HAPPY TO SEE YOU DOING SOMETHING SO CONSTRUCTIVE!' :d
R.I p real life greg 1976-2014 Lol jk bahahaha!
pays the steam greenlight submission fee not to make games
IS YOUR REAL FATHER TOO NICE TO TELL YOU
IS YOUR FATHER TOO NICE TO TELL YOU
beats bullet hell games without destroying a single ship because he respects the enemy`s ideologies
dates your mom doesn't make it a big thing
Heard jews got gassed to death decided to never fart again
heard zergs destroyed detroit constructs additional pylons
collects breadcrumbs and sticks them up computer feels sorry for hungry trolls
So now you have to believe in god to have faith? Forgives christian dumbasses for their ignorance and arrogance
understands there is people that are intelligent enough to not believe in invisible ancient ghosts from space and that those people have faith in life and in what they do without the need of some god
realizes that there are zergs creeping around CONSTRUCTS ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
wins at scratchcards donates all 12 bucks to the poor
your orange watch color fit your shirt color you have any yellow shirts ?
is a christian doesn't impose his beliefs on anyone else
ORANGE WATCH COLOR SUIT AS SHIRT COLOR DO YOU HAVE A YELLOW SHIRT ?
knows Google tracks your every movement adds duckduckgo to default search in safari
realizes that faith makes some happy? Hopefully he realizes that everybody has faith in something
does not care less if you are a true believer or not knows that being a christian does not make your belief more or less true than others
Says HE IS WORKING FROM HOME ACTUALLY DOES WORK
PLays GTA V Spends half a day driving carefully in traffic Spends rest of the day blowing up shit with rocket launcher
sneaks into your house at night
bakes a delicious cake for you
play supraball at 3am with noobs switch team at half match to  balance the score
Girlfriend uses razor to shave her legs plucks stubble with her tweezers
Sees suffering guy covered in second degree burns... gives guy a long friendly hug
Gets made fun off Just Happy he can make people smile
Finds out where girl lives
'borrows' your nissan and accidentally drives it off a cliff... appologizes and 'borrows' a brand new wolksvagen which you can keep
never cleans the inside of his computer does not want to hurt the dust bunnies
loves to smoke does not lit them so kids are not subjected to passive smoking
hEARS RUMORS SAYING MEGAMAN IS DEAD TURNS ON HIS NINTENDO NOW AND THEN JUST TO MAKE SURE mEGAMAN IS STILL OKAY
Rolls a spliff Thanks you for passing it back to him
Takes good caps off cans in hardware store brings ones to switch them out with
UNFRIENDS YOU ON FACEBOOK PM's a short message explaining why
Texted his girlfriend that he was on his way to work Showed up at her job five minutes later with orchids
Uses the bathroom Fills up the lota when finished
When you and your wife split up He takes her phone away
Gives you a spot pushes you to work for last rep
Goes to a party brings homemade cupcakes
gets to a stop sign rolls back on the stop
gets on freeway sets cruise control to 65
asks for water cup fills it with water
Smelled blood from an injured human in the water tried to apply pressure to the wound with jaws to stop the bleeding
Reaches kickstarter goal stops twitter spamming
Does Extra Credit. Has 114% in class. Final is 20% of grade Still takes final anyway
Has a good camera Doens't flood your wall with thousands of pictures of him  in front of a mirror
Erm... What was his name again? green
Can monitor your dirty private conversations doesn't because he's married to hayimnicky
12 hour flight Doesn't recline
mrs peterson lets us someimes make epic memes on computer day
trades in his old car for a transit pass
kills a man burries him
It's raining ? you can have my umbrella
reads r/new actually upvotes
cop pulls me over tells me my back lights arent working
Cooked Dinner waits until you're ready with payday2
white boys be like yo im high as fuck dude
So
asks team if they need help. they Say 'no'. carries them anyways
tells you to go to temple doesn't get mad when you still question it
Helps out coworker Doesn't brag about it
Accidentally steps on a man's foot in public Buys him lunch as an apology
saves king casimir's life turns down offer of ale
watched angel beats and did not cry
offers you crisps bag isn't empty
300% return on your money Totally trustworthy and legal
Knows you're stuck house sitting for parents visits and leaves beer at the house
stops playing dawngate gets on the leaderboard
Sees the trashcan is full puts full bag by the door and fresh bag in the can
GIRLFRIEND CHEATED ON YOU DRIVES 200 miles And pays for a hotel
you fart at party he covers for you
Friend tries to make a meme gives friend great advise on how to make it better
springs for the 8 ball doesnt ask you to pay him back
Girlfriend suggest he stop smoking pot Smokes a joint after beating her
notice you can't see shit let you go in front of him
Sees you're still logged in Logs you out and sends you this meme
Answers Phone instead of ignoring it Asks if he can call you back.
Was bunk buddies with Fleece Doesn't make booty jokes
says youre getting out of work early takes a customer after 9pm
posts facebook photo of him and you doesn't tag you
Good Guy Facebook changes design and gets less attractive > helps me to overcome my FaceBook addiCtion
Buys 3 donuts for the family eats them all so he doesnt tease them  by not haveing enoogh
Day OFF Still available if needed.
Pigerne i min klasse siger at jeg grim S&#229; fik jeg mine penge og alt gik op og ned
works 9 hour day
Plays mario with younger brother plays as luigi
cant fall asleep because roommates having sex says hes glad he had a good time
shows your girlfriend his bass doesn't bang her afterwards
Girl shakes her ass in his face feels bad for her father
deletes scumbag steve's pet frog's computer history when he forgets
SMELLS DIONI DOESN'T COMPLAIN
Calls in engineering work orders puts them in asgard
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sends local links edits them to work on your computer
Games costs $40 but  doesnt scan Puts $4.99 in the register to help me out
talks with a black person doesn't make racist joke
Blocks Ads even on YouTube for free
Doesn't have enough money to tip Buys a 6-pack and stays home
BUDJE Pufa
Goes to colorado doesn't smoke because you can't
steals a teacher's homework guide completes home work for the year for you free
5 people in the car Doesn't use the drive-thru
Asks you for a beer Already has it opened
Throws lethal bomb in AC: Revelations No civilians killed
feels like a monk noob after not playing for a year in game reddit players assure im doing ok
Asks you for a beer Already has it opened
Knows you don't have much food in your fridge Delivers you bacon at 1 am
write your address I'll send you some coins
wins exclusive dinner for two pays
Gets insulted by jordon buys him a drink
aleksi rauhotu tai teemu ja eeklundi laittaa mafian sun per&#228;&#228;n korimestarin tiell&#228; tavataan
pee splashes friend's toilet seat wipes it off
Copys and pastes home work from the internet changes 5 words into his own
walks into a dark alley comes out nursing a stray dog
Leaves the dinner table mid-conversation to open the door for two handicapped people in wheelchairs
Meets dealer's friends packs bowl to initiate bowl from personal stash
Gets to work early Doesn't steal anyone else's parking spot
Notices all of these Pokemon posts
Favorite band's new album coming out  buys album
finds $20 on sidewalk donates to charity
Finds out its your birthday gives you 2 free grams of blow
Drunk Guy steps on his shoes Says 'Sorry'
Sees his foto being used as meme smiles and continues his work
Good guy Gog.com. Charges you 1.49$ for Dungeon Keeper Once
WRITES PAPER ABOUT MEMES SHARES DATA
Moves in with his mother So he can spend more money on molly
Knows you want to transfer helps you
GETS HIT ON BY A GAY GUY TAKES IT AS A COMPLIMENT
Embraces racial equality Donates percentage of profits to polar bears
sees forever alone guy ignores him so he can keep his title
borrows your car comes back with full tank
Tells kids to come in his van actually has candy
hears co2 in atmosphere is reaching historic levels stops breathing
doesn't puff puff pass just puff and pass
Knows about health & saftey check cleans his room well and takes out his trash
Gives Suicide Bombing Lessons Blows up all his Students
SAYS 'I'M SORRY' MEANS IT
seattle - denver love that super bowl.
knows the answer to a question asks anyway so others don't have to feel dumb
SAYS WILL BE A WASTE OF TIME DOES IT ANYWAY
Has an extra Stone sour ticket taking his buddy who has worshiped corey taylor since Iowa came out
goes to gym doesnt post it on facebook
Asks for one check grabs it
Loose ur cool Get hot
strategic
Wanna quit this shit?!! Trust me
Breaks up with you pays the bill
Was rooting for seahawks and 9ers didnt care who won
Offers you weed nay
a thug slaping his face hi turns and the other side
Sees you're having a rough day lets you take first hit of his weed

Wears headphones
BOSS IS BEHIND COWORKER WHO WAS SURFING THE NET tELLS COWORKER
Knows that the major console makers give developers a 30-70 split gives them a 70-30 on steam
sees a man in need of entertainment gives him a lifetime subscription
gets hacked starts to blast right soundtrack
Finds forever alone IS HIS FRIEND
pulled over with beer in car claims its his
Listening to tunes in the dorm not everybody likes the same music
walking in ahead of you holds the door open extra long so it doesn't close in your face
new to cashiering asks if you want to hold bottled water instead of bagging it
new guy in yoga class
gets you really drunk holds your hair as you vomit
has trading cards 0 facebook friends
promises to call you back SOON CALLS
FINDS GIRL PASSED OUT ON SIDEWALK DRIVES HER HOME AND DOESN'T ASK FOR ANYTHING IN RETURN
FINDS GIRL PASSED OUT ON SIDEWALK DRIVES HER HOME AND DOESN'T ASK FOR ANYTHING IN RETURN
Watches my little pony gets laid for making fanart
Gets counter jungle still leash the enemy team
Rather than raging listens to 'good job good effort'
NOTICES I'M HAVING TROUBLE CARRYING MY THREE BAGS GOES 10 MINUTES OUT OF HIS WAY TO HELP ME TO MY GATE-'IT'S OKAY
leaves a youtube comment suggesting similarly awesome songs
I am okay with that
Gets shot by benny saves benny's life in caesar's tent
Eats ice cream before dinner
TREAT HIM LIKE SHIT  STILL GIVES YOU BLUE
kills you by accident starts zombie apocalypse to get you back
notices a man getting robbed gives the robbers his iphone
think cisco is secure Got backdoored by NSA
sees you looking at that cigarette he's smoking which is his last Offers it to you
assigns quiz take home
uses wrong meme only gets demigod status
sees a black man eating watermelon doesn't make a joke about it
Intentionally shows up 1 hour late to give you enough time to get ready
Finds comments under the votes in a poll Reads them
steak be like  dont worry ille take the passed out girl home
Comes over to hang out lets you finish league game
Steals your car So he can change the oil
Sees you drop your goggles in itu race throws them in your basket
Has one night stand  with random girl treats her like an absolute lady
aluno com 9.1 no exame?  j&#225; tem 10!
chuj ci w dupe cwelu
notices you having trouble studying for final buys a few rounds
Puts Chev badges on a commodore is upset now that the holden brand is dead
saw daniel o'connor got addicted on smoking again
Sees people are playing the xbox one at a party He's at repeatedly yells 'xbox off' to get them to socialize
taking a break yeah
everyone owes him money doesn't care
borrows shit to care really gives shit back
sees that you are driving faster than he is gets out of your way
every body starts using their snub pistol Still Uses gnasher
haha mate nevermind :P I was just trolling you :P
Asks Neighbor To use their wifi
Knows you don't remember their name introduces himself first so that you can hear it
Alex Velea: E vineri seara
DAVID  DE CE AI  FACUT ASTA
finds &#163;20 in the street puts it in a charity collection box
smokes on a dead one keeps lungs clean
knows nibiru is coming to earth warns everybody that nibiru is coming to earth
Joint Venture
Eats the broken pretzels first So others get the complete ones
AFTER 5 REPLACEMENT PHONES AND A SHITTY EXPERIENCE OFFERS YOU $600 CREDIT TO A PHONE OF YOUR CHOICE
EXTENDS THE DUE DATE TO MONDAY
Gets kill while playing Call of Duty Lets teammate get the confirm
4:20 e nois mano
Stranger lets loose a magnificent fart. Pulls out phone to cover for him.
INNOCENTly Makes Joke Acknowledges unintended consequences
Hears your opinion on obamacare 'While I disagree with you
is atheist doesn't shove position down your throat
Has different Beliefs than you leaves you alone
Hacks into friends facebook doesn't make him look bad.
Sees that there are no VIPs in a game Decides to play a Normal Class
Drives at night Lowers highbeams when approaching oncoming traffic
Waits for elevator allows people to exit before trying to get in
complete all the tasks in just one step oh yeah
if ignorance is bliss you must be one happy liberal
Powell family donates hundreds of millions of $ to my university Neither of them went there
Sees basket of candy on porch with 'take one' sign Actually takes one
Commits suicide Doesn't make a mess
Guy bumps into him doesn't wonder what his head would look like nailed to his wall
Drinks a litre of vodka walks you home when you've had too much to drink
WIns the lottery  gives half to team
buys playboy for the articles
tells everyone he's gay to make the gay guy feel better
tuesday: blows out 26 candles wednesday: headline '26 orphans find new homes'
takes the bus to feel lower class
crusifies himself 'i know
robs an old lady of her burdens
fakes disability to collect welfare cheque
Gets a Wi-Fi router Changes the name from Linksys
buys playboy for the articles
intentionally gets a d minus just to help everyone with the curve
plays golf counts every stroke
ditches you 'Suprise!'  I invited all your best friends
a cook for my lifelong career instead of Law? Sure grandma
oh... come on Take my car... i honestly don't need it anymore
Knows you're self-conscious about it pees with you to make you feel better
lets you merge
catches you watching a specific kind of porn dude
get's confused... ...for douchebag steve
gets confused... ...for scumbag steve
Introduces ads that use your pictures Makes it super easy to    opt-out
Cleans your room and finds your medicinal marijuana Hides it so your parents don't find it
Turns off ADBLOCKER to support the ad
down to his last dooby...shares it with a stranger
finds himself in a coffin like ryan reynolds in buried makes the video in a jiffy
This person says he played ninja gaiden without taking a hit Then he realised that he was looking at the bottom of his health bar
Talks shit doesn't get hit
You don't see me like a boss I am the BOSS
already stockpiling candy for halloween
Krzysiek nie pal
so you think you're cool?  i can get high on catnip
Icche' glie'... un drum?
been chilling wid my white nigga d3ko  nigga got me high I had to duckle on him no1 tell him if u see him
Late For School Because.... Helping An Elder Cross The Road
finds out that you want to continue adventuring
Sees his gf with another guy buys him a drink
JOINS ABC RDMS ACID
buys gta v on console to taunt pc users never plays it
wins at claw gives plush toy to random child
spends 3 hours going through good porn to only cum in 40 seconds
Alliances to 100?  Give me 'join all' and I don't care
Watches part 69 of a walkthrough Doesn't make 69 joke.
People in group project dont do any work Finishes the whole thing by himself and puts everyones name on it
YEAH
Iei FB Ia el pentru tot team-ul
Azraf-re 10 Taka diye kinsi  Ami aktu beshi joss !
Told to do something Does it
Nebuna esti tu ma
Sees that security won't let me inside the bar for wearing thongs Tells the security that he knows me
i fingered my mum because im aaron evans
fingered my mum last night because im aaron evans
В любой непон?тной ?итуации КО?ТРДЖ??ГЛИ
POINTING DDDDD
Finds out girl shitted on a guy Doesn't make fun of her and becomes close friends with her because she doesn't have too many
goes running brings treats to deter chasing dogs as opposed to cussing them
fart in middle of class takes the blame
buys playboy magazine actually reads the articles
doesn't camp and passes to the left
sees a white van takes the candy to give to poor kids
Empty Street Doesn't Jaywalk
Doesn't secure WiFi So that others can have free internet
Understands women knows great power
sees friend request from forever alone guy on facebook accepts it
Fans asks
It's Adam's Birthday Buys all his friends lunch.
Holds giveaway for free squid grips gives discount to those who didnt win just because
Goes to Subway Makes own sandwich
opens bag of chex mix leaves some rye chips
walks in on you fapping hands you the kleenex
Gets last place in Mario Kart Uses the powerful items to make your team win.
GETS SHOT 4 TIMES IN THE CHEST WHILE INVADING A FOREIGN COUNTRY DOESN'T DEMAND TO BE CALLED A HERO
wanted a 100$ lends you 200$
PLAYS GOLDENEYE USES THE KLOBB IN MULTIPLAYER
brazzers user: loony232 pass: fuckoff
Notices you left yourself logged into facebook logs you out
dead gives you his ps3 rather then selling it and giving the money to his family
HAAHHAHAHAAH Saya tk percaya
chills in hot tub doesn't piss in it
sees guy masturbating on chatroulette lets him finish
See's fat girl helps her loose weight
Godaan banyak dibulan puasa Tetap lanjutin puasanya tanpa keganggu
pILOT TOOK A BREAK Doesn't fly the plane into a tower
When innocent civillian is accidantly killed in skyrim Pauses and quit the game without saving
Hosting is down? Immediately type 9gag.com
Is known for being a good guy Smokes indoors
roomate is out of town for summer offer to pay the whole rent and clean everything
right lane must turn right turns right
you thought his popped collar was a hoodie at first still upvotes his memes
SHOOTS A 69 AS YOU SHOOT A 97 STILL CLAPS WHEN YOU HAVE A GOOD SHOT
LE CASTIGAN MIRANDo HaCIA LA ESQUINA NO SE DA LA VUELTA
ciepł spojlera wymyślił go
PICKA UDYR NON HA LA ULTIMATE SKIN
Is Playing L4D2 Sacrifices Self For The Good Of The Team
Realized that his WW2
Nuf postingan ammar lubis Supaya dia gak bunuh diri
does not smoke anymore still brings a lighter with him
Can't make it to SDCC at the last minute Sells you his ticket at no profit to himself
Bought a Wi-Fi Didn't have password.
rolls a joint last to hit it
Goes on Reality TV Doesn't grow as a person
Informs you of diphenhydramine seriously google it
E quest'anno fanno 35 Tra 5 anni un bel colpo di pistola non me lo toglie nessuno
Ascolta musica elettronica
Scratches you car on the way past Leaves his real name and number for repairs
ve que se te cae el jabon en la ducha  no hace nada
is good looking goes out with ugly girls
ketemu penegemis  langsung kasih uang jajan
Notices girls ass stinks while doing her from behind doesn't mention it to freinds at bar next day.
Uses one spoon in kitchen washes up all of the dishes
Pays $12 for coffee mug after receiving as gift
read all of 'A song of ice and fire' doesn't make jokes about someone dying
Borrows your new car returns it with full tank and washed.
is gay respects your religious beliefs
Just bought black rims to go with his ed hardy t shirts
Finds a 100 dollar bill on the ground turns in to lost-and-found
gets laid off leaves office quitely
Plays minecraft survival mode Does Not use LAN cheats
finds out you slept with his sister congragulates you on getting laid
USES A CONDOM STILL PULLS OUT
Joins CANDY CRUSH IN FACEBOOK JUST TO SEND LIVES TO FRIENDS
has a different opinion still respects yours
Tour de france is on Makes sure cousin knows so he can watch aswell
See you type ':s' types ':s' back so you dont look stupid
has birthday right after the 4th of july somehow doesn't die from alcohol poisoning
Buys you a gift on his birthday coz you were having bad day
Homeless guy needs a girlfriend insist on fucking him
Finds you binging on Oreos Asks if you need a hug
Gets ticket from speed camera driving your car Pays the ticket without complaint
is told horrid joke still laughs so you dont feel bad
Finds unlocked  iphone 5 in parking of apartment Puts up found posters and car flyers the next day to find the owner
meets a 35 year old juggalo doesn't laugh in his face
put song on youtube  lyrics in the description
Waiter is awful Still tips
passa gli esami non lo scrive su facebook
says 'i'll give you a call' actually does
DECIDES TO WATCH ANIME NOT SOME SHITTY HAREM ROMANCE
deLivers food tells customer to keep the change
Accidentally clicks link to survey Fills it out
Sees a post that he doesn't understand because it's not relevant to his country Doesn't dislike
daughter wants to play justin bieber in the car negotiates with her.
makes good comeback doesn't mention it
helps Jesse's blog succeed doesn't ask for head
at his own house sure ill be two player
meets 35 year old juggalo does't laugh in his face
ME CHUPA UN HUEVO
Flint is broke so its time to toke
has a unibrow doesn't shave it!
WILLING TO DIE FOR YOU GOING HAND TO GLAND COMBAT
pffft!! rfr
Finds your new astroph submission relating to the subject of his own recent paper doesn't ask for a citation
sees friend's mom naked closes eyes
Bought Kush Invites you over
Gets meme made from his picture doesn't make barbecue sauce to profit from it
hated the 'lost' finale never complained online
le falla a una amiga para ir contigo a un asado
emang kenapa? masalah buat lo?
Has extra calculator for finance exam Lends it to random guy who forgot his
only makes you press square once to strangle people                  doesn't matter
bro
Finds homestuck Actually reads every word
Gets Swarm in Care Package Lets his Teammates have it
Girlfriend wants to watch Titanic Somehow doesn't yell at her
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Wants to download a rated M game Asks his parents for permission
Wants to download a rated m game asks parents for permission first
Actually congratulates nerd gamers on thier life achievements
Someone drops the soap Picks it up for them
Selected as Team Captain in Gym Class Picks all the kids first who are usually picked last
Get's hit by a car says thank you
Needs to hire someone The job doesn't require job experience
Creates a Good Guy Greg meme about something he did Doesn't post it on 9gag to brag about himself
has big head jokes about it
Protests against bullying... Still bullies bad luck brian.
Has Candy Crush Just sends lives to friends
Gets rick rolled Listens the full song and sings along
Sees bad luck brain shakes his hand Gives him good luck
goes to a public toilet pees inside
sebelum masuk ke dalam sekre... tilawah dulu     minimal 2 baris       alquran
Parents complain about not trying in school gets 2 grades higher then his grade
Needs something from bottom of washing up pile does everyones dishes to get it
graduates from college doesn't make a Facebook post about it
pax stolen while hes borrowing it Buys you a new one
is wrapping in present for 'his' brother to make him laugh
Group members can't write at a college level writes the whole paper himself
asks to barrow a lighter gives it back and buys you another one
Plays RollerCoaster Tycoon Doesn't charge for water or drown people that often
Plays RollerCoaster Tycoon Doesn't charge for water or drown people that often
sees public restroom is out of toilet paper kindly tells management instead of bitching
buys toms so the proceeds will provide poor children with shoes then sends the purchased toms to children without shoes
takes a penny leaves a quarter
has a private wedding with no on invited to save family from spending thousands in traveling fees 2 weeks later spends honeymoon/christmas with the family
sees game grumps upload a video watches the whole thing then leaves a comment
Points out typos saves Facebook
SAYS HE'LL SEND A MEME ACTUALLY SENDS A MEME
Doesn't want you to come over because he wants to play video games all evening Let's you come anyway
MAKES YOU HORNIEST ON AND AROUND YOUR PERIOD therefore making it less likely you'll have sex while ovulating and get pregnant
BORROWS FRIEND'S CAR fILLs up the tank
drives your drunk girlfriend home for you refuses head
Told him i couldn't afford the car still lets me test drive it
Already Saw awful movie keeps promise to watch second time with friends
SomeonE forgets his name in conversation Subtly refers to himself in conversatioN so other guy Can Save face
Friend uses all toilet paper uses his hand
Notices he can’t fit his super- massive truck in parking spot. Goes off and parks in grass so someone else can have the spot.
walks in to a store and takes a queue ticket
finds suitcase full of marijuana takes it back to the return address
DispatChes 704 to doctors Actually sends call info
compliments you doesnt expect boobs
Wants to help friends Calls jia
GIRL BENDS OVER DOESN'T LOOK AT HER ASS
Good guy Kinga    finds a key ACTUALLY GIVES IT TO LODGE
steals an elderly lady's purse gives her back the library card
mows the lawn doesn't use a smelly 2-stroke gas engine
meets scumbag steve shakes his hand
Asked for headphones
Asked for headphones
has a wet dream says: thanks
accidently bumped into a massive guy at bodypower expo massive guy APOLOGISES to me
Is ranked #13 on memegenerator below bad luck brian doesn't complain
Works on insanely cool stuff at work refuses to tell his girlfriend anything because he signed an nda
rides his bike into work doesn't tease you about how easy it was to park
everytime calls you over to his house gives you a hit from the bong
Find a $20 bill Gives it back
we have a lot to get done lets move it today
Ran into scott Pioli Refrained from punching his face in
Says something really funny Does not spend next few hours trying to be a stand-up comedian
took a class before you gives you all his study guides
Got Asked for Help Actually Helps
Knows the good guy doesnt get the girl stays a good guy anyway
camps with a bipod at the end of a hall feels bad about it
rides his bike to work stops to help someone with a flat
Pays money To watch films
walking on tracks when train passes by doesn't throw rocks at it
Has a clever comment uses 'find' to make sure it hasn't been said already
invents internet lets al gore take all the credit
has to pee in the shower steps out and uses the toilet
1v1 you in cod dosent put headshots only
Sees you're trying to take a picture avoids getting in your way
FRIENDS FINGER GETS STUCK IN ROTOR helps him get out then drives him to the hosipital
is jevovah's witness let you in
changes word count Says he's sorry
gives you a beer bong doesn't add fleischmann's when you're not looking
Has better weapon leaves armor for mate
see's a woman driving... park's & wait's for her to get home. love's his car too much..
knows his brother is gay
Votes up everything on steam greenlight
tips the drive-thru waiter
Bombs syria Hits military target
Wins $3500 at the KENTUCKY derby pays for everyone's drinks the rest of the weekend
It's Midnight We still have study materials
Good Guy jason Do what he tells you to do
Asks for water cup puts water in it
On honeymoon in bora bora still checks his fantasy clix league
Befriends musically oblivious 8th grader teaches her about music
can't come to tutor because car is being repaired borrows roommate's and comes anyway
Drinks beer Only one and drives home sober
little nephew trying to argue with uncle let's nephew win
Has just started writing master thesis due in 3 weeks doesn't whine about it on facebook
shoots someone in video game turns himself in
finds song he likes buys it legally to support the artist
Has 1 CIGARETTE left  Shares
Cuts balls on electric trimmer warns others of the dangers by including pics.
Hungover Doesn't moan and complain about it all day
Sees hot girl's boobs through right perspective and luck Doesn't try to unlock photographic memory
sees you left you wallets chase you to return it
sees ex-girlfriend walks over
GET MBD WIN THE GAME
FIXES YOUR COMPUTER FOR FREE
Exercizes at the gym. wipes down equipment after use.
They ask me why i'm always smiling i say coz i smoke weed
drops the F-Bomb which he think means frick
Drove Through McDonalds didn't eat any fries until he got home
wears obey clothing and snapbacks actually bought it with his own money
'Hey
newbie dies during his quest service helps him level up again
hASN'T HAD A POPULAR MEME IN WEEKS DOESN'T DESPERATELY CHURN OUT STUPID ONES
Worked out at the gym no one knows about it
Is atheist Dosn't say religion poeple is stupid
insulin not working? stimulates glucose uptake by cells
roles the fatest joint ever smokes only the bottom of it
Sees Drunk Chick at Party  Puts blanket over her and stands guard all night.
ACCIDENTLY DOWNLOADS FOREIGN DUB OF FAVOURITE SHOW KEEPS it AND SEEDS
Even though I'm white I still have a food stamp card
greg ebken huffs Propane
finds moms vibrator puts in fresh batteries
See's ex GF who cheated on him with her new partner feels bad for her as he's 20 years older and will die way earlier than she will..
Sees $50k in unrealized gains evaporate in BTC/USD Crash CREATes software for the bitcoin market and enables bitcoin payments for all his company's services
Hey man Could I do a quick set of squats in the curl rack real quick?
Uses your laptop for social networking allows pc to remember passwords
Is their birthday gives you treats instead
Farts in class
needs to raise money for an education reform doesn't cut funding to other sectors
FTYRA JOTE KUR E BON ! FOTO PER FACEBOOK
buys a soda gives it to someone else
FINDS MOMS VIBRATOR PUTS FRESH BATTERIES IN
Flosses teeth Cleans mirror
Not sure if im high or if i just SWALLOWED a cat
sees a friendly's care package doesn't steal it
Downloads winrar pays for it
Doesn't want to block the screen for popcorn sits in back of theater
teaches u that if you walk backwards when u smoke  you can get high during work and not smell
plays on aarons team doesn't get angry when aaron feeds
thinks your music sucks doesnt tell you that
my theme song  u can always trust the man in the big white van
Is Christian Still argues for equal legal rights for all
'maybe' on facebook event Changes when he knows if he'll be able to attend
FEMEN morocco? Show them to me
Wants you to play 7 string in his band Buys you a 7 string!
I like ya
Has Good Job pays for his music
shares facebook photos that people actually care about
refers to bubbly fat girl as 'friendly' and 'big-boned'
Finishes shoppng returns his own cart
Finds 'max ammo' on  COD zombies waits for everyone to reload before getting it
had mentos and coke let you do the honors of exploding the coke
Sees justin bieber doesn't kill him to save music
Going HOME Doesn't make a facebook status about it
farts in gym excuses himself
OpPOSITIONS PLAYER INJURED ON FIFA KICKS BALL OUT OF PLAY
ggdeity playing smite with friends gives up spot so i can play
borrows your eraser doesn't use the side you are trying to save
Scores a nice goal in fifa  skips the replay
working at Mcdonalds gives you enough ketchups
sees you on your birthday undefended doesn't throw eggs in you
Acknowledges your hard work and gives you a thumb up and subscribes
GETS ACCESS TO ROOM WITH LOTS OF GUNS ONLY GETS ONE
serves himself the last cup of coffee refills coffee machine
Played necrons since 3e still doesn't use flyers
plays a rogue rolls 'need' on captain gear
Sees carl has links on pictures clicks on them anyway to make carl a few extra bucks
His kid has a tantrum at the store Takes her outside until she calms down
Rolls a good joint Moves to Cali
One of the few times you really need help helps
Was invited to a restaurant  payed the bill
Gives GF a massage doesn't have sex with her
sees someone die in 07scape give him his stuff back
90's child Doesn't endlessly go on about it.
drunk army wife gets flirty at kellys tells her she should be loyal to her husband and re think her values
PLAYS YAHTZEE DOESN't CHEAT
only adds friends on facebook  that he actually knows well
plays amumu jungle gives first blue to ap carry
Takes PKA down so kids can get fresh air
has a threesome with your mom and sister doesn't brag about it to you
SCUMBAG STEVE MADE FUN OF ME. Doesn't complain.
Drinks your last beer.. buys you a new 12 pack
Forgave FRIEND 77 TIMES  FORGAVE HIM AGAIN
GEts Stabbed by glass shard Recycles
Gets cockslapped across the face Stays positive
Gets insulted through memes Laughs at them
Does laundry cleans out lint so you don't have to
Playing with high ping  Just to give the enemies a chance
makes a new save on your pokemon catched mewtwo as apology
Knows YOur birthday... Without facebook
GETS YELLED AT FOR FEEDING TOP APOLOGIZES AND GOES AFK FOR THE REST OF THE GAME
SENDS FLOWERS TO WIFE'S WORKPLACE DOESN'T SUSPECT HER OF CHEATING
Unregistered and then again registEred his bank account on paypal $0
Demonstrates how he initially earned this hasj Putting A pole in his mouth
Goes to the store 2 buy bread Comes back with this
Eats condom Is Now protected
HAve u ever wondered wHy that 'one does not simply guy' realLy is holding His Hand Up He's at a police station describing this piece of Hasj i snaTched off him
whoa  i can read my farts
accidentally gets stuck in the left turn only lane turns left & Circles back around the block instead of forcing a  merge
see's a Skyfall  wishes you all a merry christmas
walking onto a plane with him he gives you the window seat
your girl tries to sleep with him HE TELLS YOU
gets medical marijuana card actually uses to treat his symptoms and doesn't hype it up
Sees a good looking girl Doesn't stare
Can't go on snowboarding day trip because doesn't have enough money Cleans your entire house and bathroom so it is spotless when you come home
Friend comes out doesn't quote leviticus
EATS CONDOM Is now protected from aids
Am I wfh today? dude its friday!
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/415454318/yolo-clothing-you-only-live-once Please support this kickstarter
Enjoys a video game
takes your car washes it
Sets the Joke up in the comments Lets you deliver the punchline for all the karma
sees you speeding in his rear view mirror changes lanes
finishes roll of  toilet paper  puts a new one
sees your busy helps you
SEES A REPOSTED MEME ON THE FRONT PAGE DOWNVOTES IT
knows store is closing in 5 minutes doesn't go in
meme challenge roots for scumbag steve
new greek grammar rule actually consistent
Has Girlfriend Only thinks of her when he masterbates
Barrows your car... fills up the gas
Notices ripped open box Re-tapes without being told
this pic makes him famous doesn't ask for money
meets scumbag steve teaches him how to not be a scumbag
listens to confession bear doesn't tell anyone
Has a regular girl in bed Doesn't complain about it
brings in easter eggs shares them with everyone
sweet brown doesn't have time for him still makes time for her
hears 'brace yourselves' braces everyone else too
FINDS OUT ABOUT ONE DIRECTION DOESN'T MAKE MEMES ABOUT THEM
gets accepted into good college doesn't brag about it on facebook
against gay marriage shows up at wedding with the ultimate gift
makes a crib shares with class
sees a homeless guy on STREET DOESN'T have change   gives a &#163;20 note
saw someone fall over  helps them up and pays them for their troubles
RAINBOWS? WHAT TYPE OF WEED IS THAT?
Downloads the movie buys the movie next day
girlfriends wants to see Breaking Dawn PART II TAKES HER
fights in the mma doesn't tell everyone
Catches his wife cheating Lets her finish
gets money for ads from mining publishes stories trashing mining because its the right thing to do
WARNS GF BEFORE CUMMING IN HER MOUTH
lube: uses extra
Exchanges you a growlithe equiped with fire stone
HEArs a song on the radio so turns up the volume turns it back after the song has ended
Has Choice Between Graphic Design
Girlfriend secretly farts in front of friends takes blame for it
needed 2 pts for a triple-double still passed to the open guy
haves you come closer and waits for you to smell it
never speak one of the best in the regiment
Attacks admin just to give them their xtals
POsts a 'Strictly platonic' ad on craigslist actually wants friendship
Just Earned Platinum Sponsorship Status  We will have their lands in no time.
That's what she said
Goes to the gym does not inform twitter
SEES REPOST DOESN'T COMPLAIN
Plays dayz Doesn't shoot everyone on sight
watches dendi playing pudge insta picks pudge and feeds
catches girlfriend cheating on him makes love to her that night anyway
LOOK MA.... NO HANDS!!!!!
sees you didnt do your project tells the teacher you did it together
knows your afk for 4 hours runs defraggler while you're away
sees you talking to a friend sitting down next to him offers seat to you so that you can talk comfortably
in usa
BEING A SEMI APPLE FANBOY ADVISES FRIEND TO BUY NEXUS 7
Sees you trying to get to hospital drives YOU thERE
Breaks cookie in half Gives friend the bigger piece
Mate writes lamE meme Tells him it's funny
gOOD GUY JORUP GETS HEEL HOOK
LOOK AT ME I'M JACK SWAGGER
SEES U SLEEPING WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND DONT CARE AND GO PLAY LOL
voices support for body boss unless it's being used by a cofounder's alma mater
Find your phone Charging him in his house
gift card gets mailed to him sends you info so you can still use it online
good GUY COLLEGE SENIOR GOES TO CLASS ON FRIDAY
turns around in your driveway turns headlights off
FORGETS ID CARD WHILE ROOMATE SLEEPS ASKS A RA TO OPEN THE DOOR INSTEAD OF KNOCKING
eh lu ! tak payah nak yeye la ..
Is a smoker doesn't blow in your direction
Friend asks him if he can record a cd with best lil wayne musics gives virgin cd
realizes that you guys are already closing goes somewhere else
accidentally accepts facebook friend request of 'the forever alone guy' they become the best of friends
Makes a pic of smoking a joint so mainstream  you do not hide it from coworkers anymore
a high slave is a content slave
plays call of duty doesn't use the acr
Bartender accidentally smashes my glass of water at bar Gives free beer to make up for it
Actually I do care
gives you a sincere complement cant possibly give a nice enough one back
gets you a blind date makes sure she is cute enough
was on carnival triumph at least they had plenty amount of booze!
witnessed a meteorite explosion don't remember a damned thing
Forget ma&#241;ana Marjuana
says his gf will bring a hot friend for you she actually is hot
worried people will judge after leaving party to smoke Offers to walk in first. every time
Talks to 0 girls all night Gets 1 number by being a weasel
Picks a out of meta champ Still carries you to viktory
Goes on to spotify to listen to favorite band Lets ads play so artist makes money
Borrows pen actually returns it
Sees a lot of Valentinesday posts Doesn't whine about his lonelyness in the comment section
creates bad meme downvotes
Gets Broken up with STays calm to make it easier on the girl
Hears 'Basshead' for the first time joins bnf
Whenever I accidently downvote a thread I make sure to upvote it instead of canceling my downvote
Gets valentine card does not brag
meet him on street in real life actually a good guy
discovers bill gates' AMA session gives gold
1v1 quickscoping with kllcam disabled doesnt even hardscope 1 kill
IF I WAS ARCONAI ID BE NICE INSTEAD OF BEGGING FOR MONEY LIKE A DICKHOLE
Makes a pit stop at a gas station buys you a coke without asking if you want anything
let you stay over at his House gives you a gift
let you stay over at his House gives you a gift
can Strongly relate to a  funny intelligent  post including some real dirty sh*t likes it on facebook anyway
born and raised in the south  Ins't racist.
Makes suicide under 30 seconds still sells out
legalize marijuana you know you 'juana'.
Got 4g internet Generated a wifi hotspot for the whole house
Handsomeness is awesome
finds iphone charger at work returns it to owner
Girlfriend is starting a meme battle Lets her win
girlfriend breaks up still opens the car door for her
MARIJUANA  YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.
Uses up toilet roll replaces it
Creates torrent doesn't pack it
Halloween DRESS? I PUT three dicks in my mouth and SHOW UP AS MY EX GIRLFRIEND
lives in belgrade  does not honk at you on yellow light
Dog throws up on carpet Cleans it up instead of pretending not to notice and leaving it for someone else
cleares the drive way for the 2nd time today  does the neighbor's drive way too
Sees F2p in tf2 gives him free hat
Plays War z ACTUALLY HELPS YOU SURVIVE
Can't go faster because of problems with car wheels pulls over as many times as possible to let other cars overtake
sees itunes terms and conditions reads it all
Buys rum for the party drinks beer
Most of his friends stays home on holidays Throws a party for those who is not on vacation
Drinks a case of PBR Tapes box to dorm room wall
Goes Bouldering Doesn't bring a camera
Dryer says clean lint before each load Cleans after his
did the homework but teacher forgot to collect it  remains quiet
Smokes on sidewalk Waits for you to pass to exhale smoke
Takes drunk girl home Doesn't try to bang her
Easily amused by his own popped collar.
ecd? nah
Playing BF3
Sees you driving without lights warns about cop driving behind him
notices your party is a total sausage fest starts trolling his facebook
Cares about the jcr votes for john grocott
sees you 'Like' your own status doesn't judge
knows you voted opposite him doesn't judge
makes up for it By bringing awesome friend
Realize bro loves MLP Still love bro
comes up with actual advice mallard meme
Loves gaming does not  post gaming videos everywhere
steals your wallet never
takes a fat shit doesnt post about it on facebook
plays guitar
21/0/5 lets you get the penta
ADSA Guides you through school
He sees them rollin he loves 'em
Pukes on you pulls out a napkin
younger girls interested after starting college at 30 Doesn't flirt because he's already in a long -term relationship
Has casual sex doesn't post it on the internet
buys pizza gives you last piece
drinks last of six-pack collects empties and buys you another
wins fantasy football championship doesnt brag about it on facebook
wins fantasy football championship doesn't brag about it on facebook
Beautiful girl sends boobs pic Doesnt save it
Knows you sleep in Leaves you a pop tart and water as motivation to get up
pee on the toilet seat cleans it
beating you 5-0 doesn't watch the replays.
Notices your Office computer is unlocked covers the cost of the bagles
KEEP CALM AND LIKE
Pees standing up never misses
brushes teeth puts cap back on tube
sees a girl doesn't disturb
segue la sua squadra in trasferta Non lo scrive su fb
Notices you MISSPELLED something in your thoughtful facebook post Doesn't correct you on it and 'likes'
goes to public pool actually takes a shower before getting in
uses internet explorer actually sends error reports
IS RIDICULOUSLY HANDSOME WITH ABS DOESNT POST PICTURES OF HIMSELF ON FACEBOOK ALL DAY
sees celebrity in public never tells anyone about it
Me: can you come over and bring a spliff?   greg: i don't know... maybe  ( hangs up)  comes over within 15 minutes with spliff and 2 bags of candy gummibears
Sees you deleted a facebook update liked
has accounts to major pornsites gives account+password details to friends.
goes to mass afterwards teaches ccd
figured out the meaning of life forgot what he was thinking about
sells phone and CLAIMS TO 'HONOR gpl' actually RELEASES KERNEL SOURCE
Walks in on only sex scene of a moive understands
borrow you a pencil doesn't want it back
On a killstreak still captures flag
Lives alone  Still Puts toilet seat down
WANTS TO POST NEW SNEAK PEEK DOESN'T AS HE DOESN'T KNOW WHO TO CREDIT
Cop stops you for speeding doesn't give you a ticket
Tells you about christ. does'nt judge you .
is an atheist  backs up his claim humbly and doesn't hold a grudge towards his parents for forcing him to go to church.
Walks trough a snowy field 10 times just to start a new shortcut
Friend types password Looks away
Friend Types password looks away
having a meme competition with his friend lets him win
Posts on facebook not about gun control
eats nature valley granola bar uses a plate
WALKS  INTO MORDOR  maKES NEW LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIE
sees a hobo on the street buys him lunch
FRIEND MAKES BETTER SANDCASTLE DOESNT KNOCK IT DOWN
WAtchout Badass over herE
doesnt release giovannas info to avoid amanda todd the  II
NOTICES YOUR NECK IS SUNBURNT AT MUSIC FESTIVAL TAKES 1 STEP LEFT SO HIS SHADOW BLOCKS THE SUN
orders a ton of drinks brings back every glass
sees pimple near mouth doesn't make herpes joke
SEES KIDS MAKING FUN OF FAT KID TRAINS HIM TO BEAT THEM UP.
Drinks your last beer Comes back with pizza and a 12 pack before you realize it.
Smokes joint remembers to ash before passing
Left your station unlocked color balanced your monitor
Leaves front door open So Homeless People Can Spend The Night
Good guy bus driver sees you running. Waits
knows awnser dosent put hand up
Only person in the bathroom doesn't use the handicapped stall
Sees you merging onto highway shifts into middle lane so you can get on easier
Helps somebody doesnt make a meme about it
sees you make a shitty meme upvotes it
server goes down chills
forgot u'r Homework ? gives u his one
Visits a party ACtually drinks his drink
SAYS COOL STORY BRO MEANS IT
smokes weed for medical purposes only
past me buys every season of powerpuff girls present me appreciates
has only $100 left gives them to charity
last sweet gives it away
Posts funny pic in thread to lighten the mood
sees someone who's still logged-in on foreign pc doesn't abuse status-updates to write 'omg i'm gay' and shit
Wouldn't have mattered if seahawks won or lost seattle still gettin' high
Notices his Favorite Team has Bandwagon Fans DOesn't Complain about it Constantly
sees last beer in fridge  grabs a smirnoff
your gf hits on him hard still doesn't sleep with her
Dude...  I'm gonna get so high. before I Volunteer at a Soup Kitchen
LIVES IN CANADA CARES ABOUT AMERICANS
has higher rep still goes first in trades
Mon Knows my place is a mess offer me a housekeeper a day by month
makes microwave meal stirs at halfway
Sits in front of you doesn't recline seat
Has higher rep still goes first in trades
customer tells you how stupid you are keeps on smiling
Could throw some formal proof at you Explains it with an example instead
Spots character in an old show doesn't create 'look who showed' up meme
guy asks for an a30 film doesn't correct him
Sees you pooping in stall Turns on loud hand dryer
PAYS IN CHANGE TIPS IN CASH
PASS LANDLORD'S GUY LEAVING BUILDING LAUNDRY ROOM RETURN TO FIND BOTH YOUR MACHINES FULLY LOADED WITH QUARTERS
THROWS CIGARATTE ON THE GROUND STOMPS IT OUT
Has the flu initials every bottle he drinks out of
i found sarah  she looked lost so i brought her back to the kitchen
FINISHED ALL MY DINNER.  LEIGH WAS SO PROUD.
Says he's traveling to dubai It's only a layover on his way to India where he volunteers to help starving children
Have a meme war with girlfirend Let her win
doesn't rate own meme ps i rated this
knows he didn't win an ipad 2 gives company credit details anyway
not turning right
SEES YOU COMING IN ELEVATOR hOLDS DOOR OPEN
GETS PULLED OVER COMPLIMENTS POLICE OFFICER ON HOW GOOD OF A JOB HE'S DOING
grants numerous upvotes within post makes sure not to click the back button upon return to reddit
plays zerg doesnt go mass infester
picks fight with lonliest guy in bar looses on purpose so the guy will get laid
last beer gives it to bro
plays league of legends always picks a support
was going to make a mean comeback too mean
Goes to the vote page so everybody just sees the funny posts
I'm a terrible person named toby
gets cheated on by gf and bff buys them both a dinner and dips his nutsack in the soup of the day; mentions it before the eating
добри бјути шерује лоше блогове упрко? ризику да по?тану популарни
STANCE AIN'T HIS THING LIKES IT ANYWAYS
Crush chooses best friend over him tells them he is happy for them.
Flies FPV stays below 400 feet
Receives group text message doesn't reply all
finds a shitty meme with lots of thumbs down thumbs up the meme
Bets friend &#163;100 they won't give up smoking for 6 months Hopes they'll use the extra incentive to finally quit
sees that your program is EXPIRING  offers you a extended free trial
playing fifa at his house with you let you play as player one
Should Be Studying Still spends his time helping his friend
uses only one template so people don't get confused
SEES BANDITS SHOOTING FRIENDLY IN THE WAR Z KILLS THE BANDITS
Knows theres a report function Uses it
finds bag of money on the ground doesn't take it
Sees terms and conditions actually reads and accepts it
knows you're a virgin doesn't make a big deal about it
Doesn't play candy crush Saga Game  STILL Sends friends lIVES
POSTING DI 1CAK.COM YANG MENDIDIK DAN MENHIBUR ORANG LAIN
Buys wife a vacuum and food processor She thanked me for Them
Rob Short gets a spearing penalty Surge fan disagrees
Uses last toilet paper in a public toilet puts new one in
GOES ON FACEBOOK DOESN'T SPAM YOUR NEWSFEED ABOUT 2013
black friend orders mcrib DOESN'T say a word
Opens up Gym named Resolutions Turns it into a bar after 2 weeks
finds a bag of money at the park doesn't keep it
goes to giant eagle to buy gift cards has the gift cards already scratched
captions meme doesn't up-vote it himself
Oh I post too many pictures of my car? Let me see more of your lunch
sees scumbag steve stealing his blender 'proceed what you were doing'
sees scumbag steve trying to steal his blender 'proceed to what you were doing'
sees level 1 horde Helps him kill mobs instead of killing him
Knocks over your drink in a bar buys you another drink
sees young kids walking past his car turns down his stereo system
knows girl likes 9gag makes meme xmas card
watches episode of ponies with 'derpy hooves' isn't offended
wins ashes of al'ar gives it away for free
Paid Assissin to kill Bad luck brian let it miss him
STAys cool Like a russian kaliber
ich bin h&#228;sslich Like Dustin Paak
borrows money off a friend pays it back within the next week
Once gave you a wedgie in High school Lets you give him a wedgie everyday for the rest of your life
Says you can pick up on christmas eve invites you in for dinner and drinks
plays roadrash finishes race without kicking cops or running over pedestrians
Forget to pay on to train gives you free journey
Sees people trash talking other people on entropolis Tells them to stop beiing mean
Startes at wolves gives you the big one
plays borderlands gives legendary items to teamates.
Watches a youtube video where they don't ask him to subscribe Does it anyway
Watches the fast and the furious still doesnt brake speed limit
loves game buys 3 copies to give away
Friend needs a suppository puts on gloves
GO home end of the world you're drunk
Go home end of the world you're drunk!
pushes elena speed dial by mistake doesn't hang up
Ex's new BF's truck is a POS  Gets him a new one
sees you posted a rude comment on his post doesn't downvote all of your posts out of spite
gets an ipad mini borrows it without using it first
see's a guy with no arms who's butt itches scratches it for him
saw the movie 'rv' didn't complain
plays world of tanks doesn't play artillery
LURID ARE YOU HAPPY?
Sees a great meme Doesnt make an almost identical one
Doesn't like a game on Steam GreenLight Votes 'Yes' for it anyway
GOOD GUY MAYANS FRIDAY IS THE BEST DAY TO PARTY
KNOWS that's your birthday from facebook texts you
Takes break from writing essay does the dishes
enters meme battle stops first
Invites you to dinner for his birthday Picks up the tab
Good guy jimmy k always warns before farting
sees speed limit drop slows down
Goes to funeral of someone he doesn't know cries
builds the best search engine is can doesn't care how it affects ad revenu
Makes a page for people to perve on each other ends up Making two of them a couple
Notices that your windows are rolled down at the stop light Turns his music down
calling opponent/enemy try hard in dota 2 but the real tryhard is the one who calling others
Too AFraid to Ask Question in class asks it for you
BEATS EVERYONE TO FIRST POST DOESN'T BRAG ABOUT IT
Went to school to study organic chemistry  Dropped out due to poison ivy rash
follws you right behind late at night 'hey
Sees you have forgotten your textbook Gives you a Photocopy of his
see's deadly poison venemous snake in public kills it
makes a meme doesn't like his own.
Calls you to come over forgets why he told you to come over
notices you forgot your text book gives you his textbook
home from school doesn't spam you on sms
hears you have a cold sore doesnt make herpes joke
invite him to dinner washes the dishes afterwards
Wife bangs another Dude Doesn't Post an Ask Reddit Thread to see if Reddit sides with him
nemu duit gocap di jalan langsung diamalin ga di jajanin
Takes out potential friendzone #1 buys outback twice on first date
Asks girlfriend to buy mtg cards doesnt force her to play all the time
finds last cookie in the jar gives it to his friend
has cancer still laughs at cancer carl meme
goes on an escalator steps within the yellow line
is a brony
Gives out secret santa gifts doesn't have list
coli di kamar ketauan mamah
Goes on reddit upvotes every new post
Accidentally MAKES an extra Paper Bag Leaves it for the Next Customer
nah i'm good.
this juventus supporter decided to inform the officials of serie a of juventus match fixing.
listens to your story doesn't try to top it
woman in line forgot her wallet pays for her stuff
sells you a teenth 1.8
Plays diablo 3 because he is home earlier waits for his friend
reads commit messages has constructive suggestions
Hacked Yes! Hacked by hussy
Joins you in Rockband offers to play bass on all the songs
breaks into a bank at midnight gives money INSTEAD OF STEALING
FLIES A PLANE IN TO TOWER AT THE LANDING STRIP
Posts a question about his x6 Updates the thread even when nobody replied
You wish him happy birthday he buys you a gift
Sees u earning certificates & Degrees Likes it & CoNgratulates you.
clicks 'i accept the terms and conditions' really means it
Makes a faceswap Doesn't say 'Am i doing this right?'
vending machine drops items for free calls the 1-800 number to advise
iN A RELATIONSHIP ISN'T THE ONLY THING HE TALKS ABOUT
gets 50ft long ethernet turns off wifi
Sees your tag on COD kill confirmed doesn't take
Girlfriend is upset spend half and hour thinking of a really long
Sees you waiting for his parking spot Backs out quickly
DID IT HURT WHEN YOU FELL FROM TENNESSEE
goes to baseball game doesnt leave food under seat
Uses xbox 360 doesnt talk about how much better it is than ps3
adopts african child learns swahili
zamboni pepperoni
witnesses a murder tells cops
doesn't know english Uses google translator to spell it well
Gets notes for exam Shares Them
Didn't knew what to do this evening then i met corffel
Moves to hong kong learns cantonese
revives people in battlefield 3 gamemode: tdm
Good guy Croini Gives bloodboil even if he has full mana
gets you link to pokemon red sends you to cool subreddit while you wait
at concert
sees you left your computer logged in doesn't change your background
Gets black ops 2 DOESN'T post it on facebook
plays Goldeneye lets opponent pick Oddjob
finished public laundry removes lint from dryer when done
Uses your computer to dj at a party leaves a note with bands he thinks you'll like
has the right of way  gives it to you
goes to a concert of his friend's band buys a ticket
USES INTEL-NVIDIA DOESN'T BLAMES AMD-ATI
Works hard to rewrite a lesson shares it on dropbox
Watches the Walking dead Doesnt feel the need to tell everyone on facebook
lost rich tourist    wanders in to bar he buys them a drink
ex pro boxer can make chumps in bars look bad but usually walks away
has funnier stories than you  but rations them out so as to not devalue yours
Doesn't ask for karma When it's his cakeday
She gave me her number didn't call her
God guys romanian police Stops cars for routine control on sunday night in downtown. If you didn't drink alcohol
GETS TO CONFIRMATION AT CHECKOUT FREE DELIVERY IS ACTUALLY FREE
checks your test paper fixes some of the wrong answers
LiCks his fingers Stops eating the chips
asks for a cup for water actually gets water and not soda
Uses meme generator Dosn't post
Sees you talking to a cute girl doesn't be a thirdwheel
Clear shot at Batman Takes a dive for humanity
see you have a pimple still looks you in the eyes
Can't make it to your fundraiser Invites his friends to help spread the word
Sees you hold the door for him walks faster
sees you pick your nose Never happened
doesn't like you doesn't let it show
Lies to people because their party is a surprise
brings home a drunk girl to protect her from creeps
eats Tiramisu saves some for his brother
can break into your flat only does it to help you get back in
wants to battle doesn't use all legendaries
Keep Raging ima go grab popcorn!
saves up enough zulie to get priest gives it to a newb
BRINGS A DRUNK GIRL HOME TO PROTECT HER FROM PREDATORS
LIES TO PEOPLE BECAUSE THEIR PARTY IS MEANT TO BE A SURPRISE
GETS ANNOYED WITH A COP FOR HAVING LOW SELF ESTEEM
Sees deleted comment Gives it the benEfit of the doubt and upvotes it
INVITES ENTIRE FRIENDS LIST ONLY 10 PEOPLE GO
tkunux keshin u tiggandrux
SEES THAT YOU'RE UNCOMFORTABLE MAKES YOU FEEL COMFORTABLE
GOES TO THE TOILET AT THE CINEMA DUCKS UNDER THE SCREEN ON HIS WAY PAST
Sees we're behind schedule Gives us more time
Sees you logged onto Facebook Logs off For you
Needs to go down one floor in duisenberg building Takes the stairs
eats an aple for every joint he smokes
sex 101 Take socks off
girlfriend cheats on him Uses a less painful knife to kill her
lively up   yourself 'coz i said so
it's you birthday? makes you a meme
Says he's gonna carry actually carrys you
Only brought an apple and a banana for lunch gave it to a homeless guy from moldova on the street
Watches cheesyprodo's livestream doesn't make a duck meme
GOes on chat roulette  Just to talk
reads stupid question in an mmo doesn't reply with google.com
sees stupid question in an mmo doesn't reply google.com
Comes over to smoke fixes apartments wifi
WATCHED HETALIA SHIPS PRUHUN
borrows something returns it in the same condition in a timely manner
Knows your memes arent related doesn't hate on you
holds breath under water says hes not dying before he goes under
r&#246;ker en cigg lossas att det &#228;r weed
Classmate makes unfunny joke during presentation still laughs
Voted for Romney 'America has spoken'
goes for point gets the goal
Nobody wants to go to the gym to check if its open does it every time
sees other dutchmen on 9gag keeps talking in english
loses the remote stands up to change the channel
Sees you Almost done washing dishes Waits till done and washes It himself
Hated by linux community Sponsors linux community
cuts hair  donates to kids with cancer
gets water subsidized builds a leed Certified building anyways
Finds all his old toys  Gives all of them to adopt a family
knows jesse's computer can't run battlefield 3 doesn't make fun of him for it.
You go round his house he lets you be player 1
SPINNING AND WINNING
see's you haven't had a game yet lets you have his
Finds shoggoth in your house Lets you know bEfore succumbing to madness
Passes Motorcycle Rider Keeps safety distance in mind
shows up to party with a big sack of groceries that the host needed to finish preparing hors d'oeuvres
SERVER RANDOMLY CRASHES DOESN'T SPAM SHOUTBOX
Notch oh I have him on speed dial same with herobrine
doesnt laugh at a friend  who thinks hes cool when he finally gets a moab
SendS his answers to everyone in class DOesn't take credit
Decides to take a break from Hattrick Finds reddit
plees for his girfriend to come back Desperate
Expelled from Rome Still saves them from the Gauls
scores 2:04 from corner-back in the county final doesn't post it all over facebook
fifa score 5-1 Loses the ball 4 times to a friend trying to drink your beer
Sees keady memes are horrible doesn't write on their wall complaining
friend bangs his ex doesn't mind
is a citizen still pays unsubsidized price for medicine
Freshers think they'll have rain holidays welcome to ssn machi
i&#180;m not drunk
plays bass in a band still gets laid
tells disney to make new star wars movie doesn't let them put in jar-jar
SO FKIN BAKED I'm jizzing thc
aaj class me 15 larkon k mob gar gae yes mai college hi ni gaya tha
hey there... you're sexy like a chocolate strawberry!
Hurricane sandy   approaching Plans on how to make her comfortable
Gets told to lock the computer when leaving the seat Starts locking the computer
Likes My Little Pony Doesn't rub it in your face
get's on facebook and see's you're still logged in.. Logs you out without posting this Meme.
uploads gameplay video doesn't dub let the bodies hit the floor over it
Goes to www.avoiceformen.com becomes a men's right activist
Goes to Gym Doesn't post a status about it
gives you half his subway sandwich it becomes your new favorite
Knows gamers have been complaining about shift codes being released while at work Releases a schedule with exact Dates and times
knows you don't support obama doesn't argue with you
Goalie gives up puck in CHEll doesnt try and score
Sees a thief 'hey man you alright?'
brings tons of alcohol to party Doesn't drink
talks things over with co-worker who hates him apologizes for not being more likable
SHares joint with paranoid parrot
Hears your phone vibrating during test Makes tons of noise with paper until it stops
friends with george costanza calls him t-bone
smelly homeless sits next to him sits closer
sees you forgot to do your homework remains silent
your car broke down drives you to court
Can't attend party Invites 10 hot girls anyway
Asks to Borrow your car returns it cleaned with a full tank of gas
needs to fart holds it
makes bad luck brian meme doesn't put 'shits at the end
PLays slender says hello
best player in football team doesn't want to be the captain
bad opinion comment on his video doesn't get mad
You drop your dishes in the sink while he's washing them. Happily washes yours without complaints
sees the status is too long still reads it
knows of good waiver pickup that he can't get alerts friend who didn't know about him
seeing a nonsense post about life pretending to 'like' to make that one happy
Builds a Factory doesn't pOllute the enviroment
lowers capsule to 1 lets someone else win it
swallows mouthwash contacts poison control center right away
Breaks into your car folds your clothes
Nutella prepodajalec call me 113
BIG FAT CHED ONE
SCrolls down his newsfeed of bitching and bullshit keeps scrolling
uses heroin outside of apartment puts cap back on needle
''checkmate'' moves back and gives you another turn
Pops his collar While helping elderly woman cross the road
knows best friend feels awkward buying condoms goes out and gets some for him
Records optional weekend review session for an exam uploads it for those who couldn't make it
Takes aircraft forms from production office returns them when finished
swallows mouthwash contacts poison control center right away
defuses the bomb in black ops doesnt spin
finds $20 on the ground returns it to owner
Got funded! all 3 sems
Donates blood regularly but does not flaunt about it on facebook
Sell loudspeakers they said check facebook i did
lets off a fart owns up
Sophia Mononoke Lily imgur.com/a/VftvU
Tells You too do chores Turns on computer for you when your done
Sees a tramp donates 1p
Expresses politcal opinion politely tells you how you can ignore it
accidentally gets called by the wrong name Doesn't call you out on it
Listens to pete!
is joe kittinger congrats felix
sees friend hit mailbox on bike doesnt laugh
posts to 9gag doesn't steal from reddit
remote not working doesn't hit it against something
accidentally farts admits
picks up drunk chick calls her friends and drives her home safely
GETS CALLED A HACKER TAKES IT AS A COMPLIMENT
Knows youre a ravens fan doesnt mention billy cindiff
Has a lot of work still help his association
Goes to LIB ONLY DOES YOGA
Asks Question on R/Askreddit Upvotes everyone who takes the time to answer
COMMENTER POSTS CONDESCENDING MEME op UPVOTES FOR FUNNY USERNAME
WORKS AT TACO BELL DOESN'T SPIT IN YOUR FRUTISTA FREEZE
P&#214;MPEL hehe
i love mondays
sees you need to go #2 actually gives you correct directions to the restroom
Drives to Bar stool Blackout To give friends rides home
i love cooking with wine occasionally i add food
Says it's his birthday brings ice cream and beer to the office to celebrate
Solves homework the day it's assigned E-mails answers to entire class
Send him to buy some things Gives you back all the change
helps you have your girlfriend never helped in getting one
plays skyrim for an hour gets imperials
plays skyrim for an hour gets imperials
hears a good song actually pays for it
sees that you're behind on the rent buys your house
diz que  um ensaio est&#225; confuso !!!!
TBH status on fb does them all
No fap february doesn't fap for 30 days
OrderS CHIPOTLE ONLINE WAITS IN LINE ANYWAYS
wins first game 'Nah
doesn't matter how hard it is to get her back just keep trying.
Has strong political opinions Doesn't argue about them on facebook
Calling someone a fag will get you a ban everytime appeal accepted
Borrows pencil in class gives it back after using it
Goes to starbucks for an americano sees 13 people waiting for drinks. just orders coffee.
change morning with after-noon
Finds Cute cat Actually calls number on collar
creates mailing for friends' startup      offers to leave list to give privacy
Realizes you wanna be sniper switchs to machinegun
Sees wet towels on the floor hangs them up to dry
Bought her a slurpee bitches love slurpees
750-1000 word essay uses 1000 words
Doesn't drink alcohol brings vodka to a byob party anyways
loves a movie pretends to find it 'just fine' to avoid spoiling the pleasure
LIKES BIRDS
Studys all night Doesnt post about it on facebook
Peeked in high school
Plays with children isnt a pedophille
borrow c.o.dto a friend for three days returns it three days later
Doesnt know shit about politics doesnt post about it on facebook
Gets snaked on Favorite fEature Gives you props
Girlfriend breaks up still stays nice to her
Benches 400lbs re-racks weights
Gets Two Panther Prints Both are for his friends
you drop your beer helps you clean the table
Invites you to a reception Doesn't ask for gifts
Picks up hitchhiker going further than him 'No problem Bro
helps you move doesn't drink beer
Drives VW GTI ISN'T A DOUCHEBAG
realises some people missed BTR playing in bexhill Decides to play 2 more gigs there to make everyone see them
Rips his friends in poker game loses on purpose to pay them back
Gets The Wonder Years Tattoo Isn't 'I'm not sad anymore'
99 upvotes? GIVES YOU AN UPVOTE TO MAKE AN EVEN NUMBER
Sees random girl ThrowiNg up Holds her hair back
Messages louise Doesn't get mad she left chat without writing back.
Is gaming online Doesn't Talk shit
Todd Glander
ASK FOR CIGARETTE Gives you two
LDR doesn't go to bar every weekend to make girlfriend nervous
Good guy Greg ITA
takes iphone pano photo doesn't post on facebook
Sees Slenderman doesn't run away
Google's gary oldman doesn't leave out the 'r'
pot falls out of your pocket picks it up and gives it back
Puts 40 minutes worth of change in parking meter only parks for 5 minutes
Sees scumbag steve throw garbage on the ground picks it up
Has 50 $ for the rest of the month loans you 30 $ anyway
Illuminati triangle appears in disney movie Doesn't notice it
Friend falsely accused of crime he didn't commit breaks him out of prison to clear his name
Pees on public toilet seat cleans it up
strange thing sticking out of my mouth and proud of it
takes out the recycle even if it isn't overflowing
Commercial same volume as program
is a christian doesn't force his beliefs on others
tells ficken not to worry about it
Saw Some random people die goes to their funeral
ai moment kur jetulla mustafa  ja bon kujdestarit hajt shimi
Goes to jack in the box Asks if you want some tacos
HEAR SOMEBODY ELSE SAY BOOKCLUB SAYS BOOK CLUB
Gets in a facebook arguement generates memes for our entertainment
died of a hs once while bunny hopping in cs1.3  didn't accuse the guy of cheating
Team picks two mids in ranked Bites the bullet and takes the 30 mins in penalty box
buys computer duster uses it for intended purpose
Finds a $50 bill on the floor turns it in to lost and found
pornbusters .org
Gets $10 back for $5 purchase Returns the money
Giant alien spiders are no joke! better send the crew
TRUTH IS IM TOTALLY A DUCHE BAG
Talks about DELEUZIAN PHILOSOPHY GIVES MEMEGENERATOR AS EXAMPLE
understands that people hate how iphone chargers only fit in one way creates a reversible one
last life boat
posts in /r/wtf says if its gore
Random girl tell him that wants sex 'sorry i have a girldfrIend
Knows you're in a bad way. Gives you weed for free.
receives email that you broke your jetboil on the third time using it replaces it free of charge
Wants to film girl during sex draws up a contract to protect her privacy
Girlfriend gets pregnant Takes responsibility and marries her
Comes to class early doesn't sit at the end of the aisle
asks to use your computer defragments hard drive when finished
SYYSSOTA SIMSSAA
HIS TURN TO DRIVE DOESN'T DRINK AT THE PARTY
sees 'offensive 9/11 jokes' thread     doesn't click
You post the worst status ever likes it
FORGOT TO TAKE THE BOOK BACK TO THE LIBRARY SAYS THAT HE NEEDS TO GO THERE ANYWAY AND RETURNS IT
friend leaves facebook signed in doesn't frape
eats potateos doesnt dream about obama
pARK SUPERVISOR DOESNT MAKE ANYONE WEAR HELMETS
11th Anniversary of 9/11 doesn't make a joke
sees you forgot to say goodnite to him Doesn't bother you all night via texts
One single person has problems with the file’s weight Makes a Lighter version just for him
JUSTIN BIEBER I'M GONNA KILL you
Plays League of legends invites gabber
I sold to mezz when he made magee vice principal
Sees you left your facebook logged in on his pc logs you out
Does'nt know the answer in exam still tries to not copy
buys btd5 deluxe gives code for free
I would gladly take you  whereever you want
CLOGS TOILET DOESNT LEAVE IT.
Goes to Work Sober Parties After Shift
likes ur gear style gets the same types
u arrive home at winter night made u a  hot bath ready
borrows ur ps3 controller washes hands well
listens to ur tales rofles at their awesomeness
draws whit you copies ur ideas
notices his merges on dev are bad goes back to the drawing board before wasting out time
Someone On Facebook Doesn't Understand Good Guy Greg Meme sends them this meme to explain
Watches giants game still watches clinton's whole SPEECH after
it starts raining makes an umbrella outta his jacket 4 u
sees u wear glasses soon
asks question answers it for you
meets edward cullen stakes him
hears BS about 9/11 knows it was an inside job
hears someone mocking u whacks him for ur honor
good guy greg  ganks bot let you kill
Has awesome gear Still goes to cherno to help noobs
Takes a shit  Also Takes a shower to mask the smell
Rolls a joint for him and his friends only hits the roach
facemasks a player at superbowl tells the ref
Watches two girls one cup Leaves a tasteful review
enemy team calls in a moab doesnt back out
goes ap vs ad gragas lets ap gragas win
sees a fugly char doesnt type no comments
has a handicapped bro takes care of him
has good internet hosts vindictus levels
joins a party as a holy spec
joins a low level guild levels it liek a boss
wears a pink shirt likes it
waifu is tired carries her
lives in north korea still a christian
forced to be a healbot doesnt switch class
buffs strangers whitout being asked
donates gold to gold beggars
boosts noobs for free
paladin in rl and paladin in mmos
the light of the earth incarnate
goes to dungeon whit a tank spec
class color is pink likes it
gets called a loladin just lols at it
tries pve server doesnt gank lowbies
need a gram? hooks it up with an extra .5
plays wow as a paladin
my wife is hungry makes her a sammich
plays mmos always on pve servers
Finds 8 pages gives them back to slenderman
buys to small shoes gives to charity
Needs to take a dump lets you use the toilet first
friend farts IN AN ELEVATOR OF 5 PEOPLE  TAKES THE BLAME
friend farts IN AN ELEVATOR OF 5 PEOPLE  TAKES THE BLAME
Is an atheist doesn't talk about being an atheist 24/7
Party at joes? Brings own weed
dont have five dollars? gives you cup anyway
recieves gobbies from sinead doesn't deny it
Says 'Brb' Comes back
Got layed for the first time In Frankstone
Learns he is GGG meme denies that is him
gets Ustream email for redban's account at 3pm tweets that the rogan podcast has started
ASKS FOR HELP WITH ATTENDANCE REPORT DOESN'T CALL BACK
is right guide in marching band gives freshman a chance to correct themselves
only has one small spliff shares it with all his friends
just met girl and thinks she's crazy takes her # and tells her he will DEFINITELY call
apostolate is about to reach 1M comments karma upvotes all his comments
Meets slenderman gives pages back
Follows celebrity ama doesn't make meme immediatly aftarwards
sits in front of you during a test shifts just enough to give  you answers
Sees obama ama is overloaded quits refreshing it to give other people a chance
Finished Diablo 3 on Inferno gives you his best items for your character
Has Hot casual teacher  Doesn't sexually harass her
damagedolly gives phone number doesn't spam her with texts
possess a mildly unusual trait doesn't do an 'AMA'
Your stuffed at dinner finishes your plate
Sees car before friends  Doesn't call shotgun
Pushes you down helps you back up
when teacher makes lame ass joke good guy greg laughs
nickelback comes on the radio sells car
girlfriend goes on a trip and cheats on him still loans her money for ticket back
Kills your whole team in halo multiplayer doesn't teabag all of your bodies.
Finds basketball Calls number on it
Drops off a drunk chick at her house doesn't take advantage of her
Asks you about speakers believes you when you tell him bose aren't the best
performs tune up on your car doesn't tell you it needs a new transmission
Goes to a bonfire gets everyone more blazed than the fire
Been trashing brothers room since the 90's still gets away with it
has 99 problems says 'but a female companion is not one of them'
likes james holmes meme actually likes it
MINIMUM FARE: P7.50 PAYS P8.00
GOes hunting with you leaves rifle at home so you have better chance
plays poker doesn't raise
Kisses hannahs neck for ages doesnt excpect a neck kiss in return
watches big brother eviction night doesn't post in on facebook like the first 50 losers
Talks to mormons doesn't ask how magnets work
wants to sleep in  turns off the alarm so you can
Tips gas station attendant
ASKED TO PROVE SOMEBODY A BAM PROVES THEM A BAM
president obama won't help his impoverished brother writes a check for $1000 to help him pay bills
see homeless guy asking for beer money buys him a sandwich
upvotes newest memes so people can notice them
Go ahead
accidentally calls dad doesn't hang up
Relates to the foul bachelor frog memes POsts them to ex-girlfriend so she will get over him more easy
3 second rule on checking a girl out only uses 1
Comes to the tuckshop with you doesn't want you to buy him anything
invited to have threesome with super hot chicks No Thank you
has a school laptop ACTUALLY does work on it
ASKS IF YOU WANT COFFEE GETS IT AND  EVEN SCRUBS YESTERDAY'S OUT OF YOUR MUG FIRST
lends friend 40 dollars to buy an 8 string still doesn't have 8 string
Hears cs:go isnt out yet tells steam forum to be patient
goes to feast because of the food
gives friend window seat doesn't make a big deal about it
Bought lifetime membership to NERS magazine Waits for savings to roll in
Goes to the movies with his GF Doesn't invite you so your not the third wheel
goes to psychologist tells jokes for the full hour
Hacks internal servers at blizzard doesn't compromise credit card numbers
HAs a tech question doesn't tweet it to @overkillsoftware
can't get a decent job during the Recession Still doesn't go to grad school
Has an instagram doesn't constantly post pictures of alcohol
good guy greg buys an antigenz t-shirt says no to free delivery picks it himself
Buys utorrent  LICENSEE
Drives luxury car doesnt park in two spots
Studying in a foreign country does not start a blog and expect his friends to actually read it
commands male friends to make him a sandwich to promote equal rights
saw someone came farm at cc gave him the spot
Hears you say a phrase he coined doesn't say anything
goes behind for 400s Leaves Ten second gap
CREATE YOUR OWN
Went To Ferny Grove high school didnt graduate
Customer was told order will be ready in 10 minutes shows up in 9 minutes
Sees a friend with chips asks for one
Takes a risk on your birthday present includes gift receipt
best friend feels crappy i feel crappy to
Uses internet explorer to use internet explorer
uses internet explorer to browse the web
ASKING PERMISSION TO USE WIFI
Get sent to jail in monopoly? Foul throw dude
Competes in olympics Actually natural
helps team without caring for score and bears the hundreds of insults
playing tf2 doesn't capture intelligence
if theres lever I ERPRTO HIM
Sees His Friends At Parties Getting Very Drunk Doesn't take pictures
SEES VERTICAL VIDEO DOWNVOTES
Good Guys Devteam gifting betakeys for fun and shit
Goes home for the weekend brings back souvenirs for all his friends
sees bens status dosent spoil tdkr
if there is a lockout the leafs will be tied for first all year!
Enjoys Buttsex Doesn't have to be gay
gets girl pregnant takes care of his kid
does a wine tasting pronounces RIESLING correctly
eats at carl's jr leaves tip
Drunk Girl undresses and rubs herself on him He dresses her and put her to sleep
plays skyrim forgives arrow
OPEns a new loaf of bread actually eats the first slice
BUYS AN 1/8 Gives you 3/32
Doesn't like adalia rose joke skips the picture WITHOUT writing a comment
mormans are at his door listens to what they have to say
Wears no condom pulls out
GAK DIJARKOM BUKBER TETAP DATANG
forgets your birthday decides to give you a much cooler present
Smokes you out despite you not having ends on it...
Maydayfan picks support only  never forgets to get chick + wards
Has birthday coming up buy dinner for everyone else.
Finds spider in corner of room releases it outside
HATES BIA DOESN'T SHOW IT
You want to hit this joint I'm smoking? Sure thing. Take a dub sack with you for when you get home
punches you  promptly apoplogizes
BRINGS GAYLIENWARE TO APPLE STORE SMASHES IT OUTSIDE AND BUYS MACBOOK PRO 17
has never stolen anything in skyrim
has never invested anyone in carmageddon
says adalia rose is beautiful really means it
i hate you! just kidding
sees your source code doesn't copy it
Says he'll BRB Doesn't take an hour
Fails the final exam So that the rest of the class can benefit from a large curve
What's UP Rita? It's Been a long time!
daughter has progeria doesn't exploit her
Smoked weed can still win olympic gold in swimming
Asks to match Smokes you up
Asks for a bong for christmas mom got him a ping pong table
play soccer don't simulate
School coach doesn't shout shit from the sideline
see a bad video on you tube like it anyways
play poker don't bluff
find a cheater in max payne 3 did not report him
'this comment has been flagged as spam' 'show'
FELL OFF THE STAIRS DOES NOT BLAME GOD
Curbside parks his car waits for cars to pass before exiting
Supporting. throws himself infront of the enemy team for you.
play texas hold'em
go fishing don't use baits
hit a car parked leave his phone number
win the lottery actually shares with family and friends
Hears a mistake about disney history doesn't call you out
GOT LAID TONIGHT hayley robinson
Fixed up  all the time entries
find money on the street search for owner
Loses legs in accident takes you to disney every weekend
Has a stash box/spot unique to him Doesn't post it to /r/stronerprotips
מפספס קניין רוחני ?צל ניר מנדל HOOTERS מקי? ?ת ישר?ל
Plays prank on you that doesn't destory all your stuff
owns lily of the valley doesn't poison child
Nani kama mimi Methinks
See's a Furry That's cool man
child uses the potty for the first time doesn't post pictures of urine on facebook
Drops you off at work fills your gas tank
Sees a new meme upvotes and captions it to help get it started
Sees your post that defends chick-fil-a doesn't comment because he doesn't want to poke a hole in your logic
finds your wallet on vacation Buys a map to find where you live
flashes lights on highway  warns you of speed trap
he knows you owe him money still lets you borrow more
Throws a kegger doesn't charge anyone
enters IT tickets for 13 personalized items no new templates
finishes food and wants seconds uses same plate
batman memes everywhere doesn't complain
sees blood drive on way to class donates blood even if he's late to class
says 'IRREGARDLESS' IS COOL ABOUT IT WHEN CORRECTED
sees your junk hanging out while sleeping covers you with a blanket
sees new batman movie doesnt make a status about it
Drives at night dims lights for passing drivers
DISREGARDS HACKERS' INITIAL ASSUMPTIONS IS ACTUALLY A PRETTY DECENT GUY
kisses doesn't tell
Sees someone typing using terrible grammar doesn't correct them
GOT ERB PREDICTION RIGHT DOESN'T BRAG
asked to do py dedicated to dc
WANTS TO SHARE FUNNY YOUTUBE VIDEO MAKES SURE IT HASN'T ALREADY BEEN POSTED TO REDDIT
Burns his tongue on McDonald's coffee doesn't sue
if ur going coupe then he'll go 4-door
confronts you about smoking weed doesn't care that you do
Posts test cases for you to use
Goes to your house Hands you first CONTROLLER
Makes a Bear Grylls Meme Doesn't include 'drink' or 'pee'
Gives you his last piece of gum
Is asked for a cig gives two
keeps you awake all night makes you suhoor
smokes your stash gives you better weed!
plays call of duty dosen't camp
used to know you doesnt cut you off
Know's you've been dry for months Smokes you out with 3 bowls and makes munchies.
420 upvotes doesn't upvote
Sees you pirating for the first time explains the read me
Beats you in 1v1 Doesn't call you ez
You fart in front of the girl you like Takes credit
knows you sleep with a doll doesn't tell anyone.
plays as jungler and gets ksed says goodjob without complaining
*fail sorry guys
plays cod doesnt camp
Spencer!!! stop smoking
Doesn't Give A shit About tournament of memes wins it for his fans
brings white nationalist girl from northern idaho to trs somehow it all works out
Finds out you're sleeping with his girlfriend buys you condoms
Gives you a ride to work Buys taco bell on the way
Merge in polonia face secs
Fart Say it was him
Gets offer to go to the heat doesnt take his talents to south beach
All seasons every episode free
Girl crowd surfs over him at a concert doesn't grope her
goes to mexico with roomates makes sure they dont drink the water
Doesn't make fun of justin beiber Doesn't make fun of justin beiber
Nah
You let his car in front of you He waves in thanks
GIVES GIRLFRIEND ALL 12 INCHES OF HIS FRUIT BY-THE-FOOT
SEES INTIMATE DATING BANNER WHILE attempting to make a meme continues to generate meme
She asked me to wash the dishes while she went out started 5 minutes before she arrived home!
last day at work still does job like any other day
mik&#228; buugi???
Says he'll have a look for your lost shit Actually looks
good guy greg doesn't fap
Plays battle field heals and supplies team
Beggar asks for change changes his life
has a shit  opens window
sees you got way too high from the blunt brings you a bag of munchies
keeps getting killed on counter strike doesn't rage
Met Hot CHick Wanna be in friendzone
Has always ADOPTED pets  Doesn't post all over reddit about it
has to take a shit realizes your in shower
sees you counted your ipcs wrong tells you so you can buy more units
Realized he accidentally started the colorado forest fire Turns himself in
Hosts gilded alter with burners lit asks for nothing in return
I USED TO FIND STOCK IMAGES ON GOOGLE IN MY PREVIOUS FIRM GOOD THING I DONT WORK THERE ANYMORE
BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF SCUMBAG STEVE FOR BURNING HIS HOUSE DOWN IMMEDIATELY FEELS BAD ABOUT IT  AND BUYS HIM A GOLD NECKLACE
Opens pull request merged
lives in glasgow doesnt complain about rain on facebook
give dominican boy 20 dollars for sex let him keep the money
Wears condom While masturbating
Goes to bobcats game wins tickets to heat game
DJs A PARTY DOESNT USE SYNC BUTTON
Tomek to nie imie tomek to pies na baby
rEALIZES ITS GETTING LATE STOPS TEXTING
Makes DIY imgur album puts finished product pic first
Sees you drinking his beer 'do you want another one?'
Benches elementz so he can come back stronger
notices your spelling mistake uses it in subsequent messages with you
uses fruityloops
Knows diablo 3 is garbage doesn't make a thread about it
Cleans dryer       lint trap after every use
Only random in Xbox boosting match cooperates perfectly despite lack of communication
designated driver Rocks up with 6 kegs
spends whole check on weed shares all of it with you
Downloads music illegally buys winrar
Oh
See you rollin doesn't hatin
Plays dragon age 'sten approves'
Always photograph his girlfriend in the autumn leaves
No ACA decision today.  U mad
gets moab in mw3  dosen't use it at all
SEES A LAME POST ON 9gag LIkes it
Dumps Girlfriend feels bad man
Invites you to his wedding gives you best present ever
going over to his house to swim makes us smoke some of his weed first
Thank you for your application. We will be sure to contact you shortly.  Calls to tell you you've been denied
bus drivers go on strike CANCELS ALL FINALS EXAMS
picks up his cell phone when work calls while roaming
crashes on your couch remembers to turn the tv off before passing out
TellS yoU That your shoe is Untied it actually is
STEALS A CAR AND CRASHES IT CALLS FOR INSURANCE
Opens pub 'free beer today' sign
Hears you need a freighter for a long run. Offers to do it with five.
Invites you over for a smoke sesh gives you his old bong for free
Pays for the guy behind him in the drive-thru
Team is out of Euros Doesn't Bandwagon to another country
Get's stabbed by drunk friend in your living room apologizes for getting blood on your carpet
gets asked to call her maybe calls
intern lost shoe gives it back
Goes Pee washes hands
Gets dumped by overly attached girlfriend still talks to her on a family plan cellphone they have together that he pays for all by himself
Doesn't like game's Multiplayer Doesn't complain about it
Blood type O- Donates to all
Winning by too much asks if we can settle it as a draw
USES the lAST of THe TOILET ROLL PUTS NEW ROLL BACK ON
WEBSAY.net POSTS NEWS
realizes its your first dorrito high experience gives you the rest of his bag
rolls a joint gives you first pull
Takes a bigger shit than bono flushes toilet
burns down your house helps you rebuild it
EVERYONE FORGETS HIM NOT A PROBLEM
plays quick match team up on 2k12 passes the ball
Kill a prostitute  Let's you borrow his shovel
Good guy Jeremy doesn't think it's good to have an exsexual relationship because it's not personal enough.
Stands up for Old ladies on the bus
WAT
Plays a bandit doesn't kill victims either way
takes daughter to the pub remembers to bring her home again
has mental breakdown no one notices
Like's a comment It actually is afwul
Buys Pop top beer has a bottle opener
Finishes the milk replaces bag
Got A light? Keep it.
Only person at party not smoking because of a Drug test Packs a bowl for you and your friends and helps pass it around
Is 21 Already balding
discovers a cool song on a youtube video reads the video description first before asking the songs name in the comments
iS PUT ON PROBO FOR POSSESSION OF mARIJUANA gIVES YOU A FULL BOTTLE OF tINCTURE HE WAS MAKING THE SUMMER YOU'RE BACK FROM COLLEGE
facebook said it was your birthday made you a happy birthday meme
Can't come blaze because of exam brings you munchies anyway
τΟΥ ΠΗΔΑΣ ΤΗ? ΓΚΟΜΕ?Α σου λεει και ευχα?ιστω
Kisses Doesn't Tell
LAUGHS WITH YOU Not at you
knows you spelled verbatim wrong doesn't mention it
See you losing in a race Falls on face
Says he will visit Does
GOOD AT MEETING NEW PEOPLE BUT HAPPENS TO BE MARRIED hELPS FRIENDS GET LAID
goes for a pee takes the toilet seat up
50 year storm outside ignores surf to deliver handmade gifts
See you Rollin likes it
does phone interview on landline
Buys weed from you regularly Takes you to Radiohead for free
so sincerely friendly That people always think he's being sarcastic
follows you back on twitter actually reads your tweets!
puts puerto rican flag on car for the parade never actually been to puerto rico
does Bath salt... in the water and puts an ashtray on the side of the tub
doesn't want you to drive in the heavy rain comes to your house
i know  YOU KNOW I KNOW
Has Beats gives them to man with bath salts
Sees it's your birthday
Complements you actually means it
Fights with his Girlfriend APOLOGIZES first
See employee toiling in 99&#176; heat alone Gives him water. Sits him down in the shade. Spends 30 min of his time and collects every cart for employee.
Buffer than you avodis eye-contact so he doesnt intimdate you
Buys a software called utorrent
Two bottles ey buckfast  and a packet ey Pickeled onion
Trust me bro I can drive
Eats bath salts  Doesnt eat homeless mans face
pergi ke pangandaran muter lewat jerman
Finds out you don't have humble bundle buys you humble bundle
accidentally throws baby wipe in your toilet fishes it out before flushing
SEES A BEE GETS A PAIR OF CHOPS STICKS CATCHES IT
Goes to Restroom during test Leaves Scantron face up
Proposes to girlfriend Without using memes
pees while you're taking a shower doesn't flush
Doesn't have to repay debts feels morally obligated to anyways
Gets facebook timeline remover doesn't spam
runs into a crying fat girl in the club buys her a drink and tells her she's beautiful
borrows your lighter gives it back plus an extra spliff
sees forever alone guy in the park gives him a hug
Catches rookies first home Run Gives ball to pLayer
ADOPTS ANIMAL FROM SHELTER DOESN'T POST ABOUT IT ON REDDIT
IS AN ORC DOESN'T POWERGAME
I leave archrunes of Arun on the grounds for the level 60s to loot
FINDS OUT HIS FRIEND IS A FURRY dOESN'T MAKE FUN OF THEM FOR IT
Wins fight doesnt talk crap on fb
Gets diablo 3 before you waits till you get it so you can play together
his friend finishes school 4 days later he waits for him to start diablo 3
Girlfriend cancels Trip is okay with that
Made a meme used it correctly
Made a meme used it correctly
Gets invited to another gay metal show on Facebook Is going
plays gta 4 mods
rolls joint lets friend light it
hITS CAR IN PARKING LOT LEAVES INSURANCE INFO ON WINDSHIELD
creates a character never copied
'Go on guys
Jeg spiser Iiiiis
Once took an arrow to the knee doesn't tell you about it
valkyre thinks greg looks like metawaffle explains by using the meme for better understanding
doesnt have the right amount of bud you paid for gives you more then you paid for when he get more
Says he'll bring an 18 pack brings a 36 Pack
SCARED THE MOST HELPS THE OTHERS TO STEADY DOWN
Sells you a half o for $90 Smokes you out with hash oil while you wait
notices he got an extra rib at bbq place gives it back
thinks your post would do better in different subreddit tells you instead of reposting
Plays dota always buys courier
turned 20 (still) never drinks until 21
HOT COFFEE IN THE FACE SAYS THANKS
Just as willing to smoke your pole as your weed stash
Deer Valley Middle school class of 2012  valedictorian
NOTICES YOU FORGOT TO TURN OFF WEBCAM Turns off Webcam
Notices you didnt log out of facebook on public computer logs out for you
Plays twister with drunk girls does not ass grab
Kills a bug makes funreal for it
Dry for a couple more hours Gives you a gram of shake for free to pass the time
would take liverpool fc job
GETS COMPLETELY SMASHED
Wins the Rugged Maniac Race lets you hold the belt buckle
2 minute ad you may skip after 10 sec watches all of it
his neighbors throw a party like project x doesn't call the cops
gets kills on call of duty just to air drop and share care packages
Drives van GIVES KIDS CANDY THEN LETS THEM LEAVE
pre-orders diablo 3 doesn't complain about login
Quits smoking to go play sports Gives you all of his weed
His diablo copy doesn't arrive Allows me to leave work early
Gets Passed error 37 invites you over so you can play on his account
figures out somebody is stealing his wifi leaves it
wears a condom in his sex dream.
Wife asks to borrow The D's new album for her coworker lends coworker the album
Taps his helmet to let you know there are cops ahead
CRASH D3 SERVERS FORCES YOU TO STUDY FOR TOMORROWS FINAL
Gets error 37 on diablo 3 doesn't yell at blizzard
Knows your taking a dump in a public restroom keeps hand dryer on to cover farts
Takes last slice of pizza APOLOGIZES and offers to pay
has a sex dream pulls out.
totally supports freedom of speech  even 'likes' your post too
Pays $100 for Lap Dance CONVINCES STRIPPER TO QUIT
Has the perfect chance to get on reddit opens a book
shits with the door closed
NO ONE REMEMBERS HIM STILL LOVES 9GAG
Kid asks for free hats in tf2 gives kid free hats
Plays minecraft Gives diamonds tO people in need
Shock im panzer einfach mal kinder ficken
dies in private match keeps playing
gets put on the bench asks to run the line
has tons of paying clients still gives stuff away for free
sleeps with a girl calls her the next day
has a pee lets bear grylls drink it
pulls cardcar d gives it away
Doesn't play games on facebook accepts invites to help friends
son of EVERYONE'S boss sad about it
Finds Thumb Drive Doesn't put random photos on it
i smoke weed daily really helps my testicular cancer
Gets drivers license doesn't make facebook status about it
Friend is getting married carries a keg 14
Volunteers  to be the designated driver
Sees you putting ketchup on a hot dog doesn't act like a douche
team gets eliminated from the playoffs doesn't hop on a bandwagon
Accidentally got your bill in the mail Paid it anyway
You say He is a douche He agress
Sells you dimebags always has change for a $20
Sees annoying gym newbie in the weightroom trains him
about to pass out after a long night of partying forces self to get up and brush teeth
Plays mw3 says sorry to everyone he kills
Has a unibrow doesn't make you bow to it
a homeless guy asks for spare change gives him a dollar
buys an $80 lacoste polo unstitches the alligator
likes star wars doesn't post about may the 4th
Posts facebook status doesnt put #yolo
CLOGS THE TOILET PLUNGES IT FOR THE NEXT PERSON TO USE
notices lack of power outlets in library brings extension cord for everyone to use
heading to a meeting uses a breath mint
doesn't like the twilight saga but has deep respect for those that do
Has an accent in RL Doesn't apply accent to typed messages
Saves a fat drunk kid drunk samaritan to the max
hears bill stewart is good guy isn't insulted
pees on seat in public bathroom cleans it up
BUYS SODA GIVES YOU FIRST SIP
friend needs a kidney gives him two
THROWS HANDS IN THE AIR ACTUALLY DOES CARE
saw cisse's goal didnt give a shit...
Uses rest of toliet paper replaces roll facing right way
GOES TO FILM SCHOOL SUDDENLY A DIRECTOR
hears you have weekend duty... offers to take your watch for free.
Joins the crew team doesn't add to the drama
Finds Buddy's Flask of Evan Williams Returns it full of Jack Daniels
SCUMBAG STEVE SOLD HIM MIDS makes the most out of it
Borrow's a pencil gives it back
adopted by high expectations asian father gets a's and grew an acquired taste for duck
Is an Atheist doesn't compare coming out as an atheist to coming out being gay
THE DISLIKE BAR LOOKS LIKE A SLOWLY BURNING JOINT
Deserves to be in god tier keeps grinning
sees you holding the door for him quickens pace
gets tagged in a sneaker ad reports as spam so he doesn't annoy his friends
sees you making awkward eye contact says hello
likes playing guitar doesn't start a band
LIKES playing guitar doesn't start a band
ALONE AT HOME does NOT FAPPING
gETS FRIENDZONED ACTUALLY STAYS FRIENDS
posts meme to reddit uploads to imgur because it will load faster
Offers girl a back rub Works out all her muscle knots
has lots of pixels gives most away
boy ask him for quarter gives entire pocket change
$1
OBserves annoying habits doesn't create passive aggressive GGG Meme
Lets semis over
ACCIDENTALLY buys insane clown posse cd listens to it anyways
Finishes downloading a file Doesn't delete torrent file to seed
see's a jacket and takes it to the 'lost and found'
a poor guy walks by gives him all the change he has
goes to justin bieber video leaves a nice comment
Galle wants a ps3 so he can play fifa Maren complains that she cant play it
could have played high school sports doesn't make excuses for why he didn't
Says he'll go to your show does it
internet stops responding sends error report
see's guy drop the soap picks it up for him
gets neighbors mail delivers it in person
ROLLS HARD SIX TIPS WHOLE TABLE
Deletes Bad Luck Brian's AMA So that reddit can still refer to him as Bad luck brian
Donates both kidneys to a stranger
Helps girls move Buys pizza and beer for everyone after
Sees someone spamming channel promotions on youtube downvotes
finds money on ground brings to lost and found
buys a new iphone let your kids play with it
Spams music over mic in css Plays delightful chopin piece
Gets kills in kill confirmed lets homies pick up the tag so you both get the 50
texting a girl without sexual intentions
PLAYs mordekaiser doesnt solo YOUR TEAM
girlfriend says 'i'm a woman and I have rights' completely agree with her
girlfriend asks him to go buy her tampons willingly accepts
fifa opponent goes afk wait for them to return
SAW SOMEONE NEED HELP REPLIED
girlfriend cheats on him doesn't beat her
Invites Bad Luck brian over baby-proofs house
playstation network goes down doesn't switch to xbox
Cousin MAKES CRAPPY MEME SAYS HE LIKES THEM
buys new game lets you borrow it before he plays it
sees a meme thats not in english upvotes
down to his last cigarette gives it to you anyway
Doesn't have license pays for gas if you give him a ride
Runs you over iN a circle pit helps you up right after you hit the ground
gets used by others because he is so kind does not notice
downloads music from itunes uploads it on youtube so everybody can listen free
Studies really hard Actually passes exam
son is 'SUCCESS kid' doesn't bragg about it
girlfriend couldnt make sandwich so made it himself
forgot he had capslock on apologies' in lower case
asks to borrow your laptop defragments hard driver before giving it back
a bum ask for a spare change
sees meme has 98 votes up votes it up
Clicks youtube video doesn't skip add
had sex on the first date called Her the next day
FInds out how to get of time line tells everyone
spends 9 hours doing homework lets everyone copy it
is rangers fan doesn't compare everything to 1994
dies after three seconds on turn in contra hands controller to you for your turn
Takes EMBARRASSING photo of you DOESN'T  upload it
you tell a lame joke laughs really hard so it won't be awkward
ask him if you can borrow $10 he lends you $20
got fired at work comes home and makes lemonade
Lives in Canada Creates awareness about cispa
sees a meme with a spelling mistake doesnt downgrade it
Can't fit all his drunk friends in his car makes multiple trips
Hot girl in yoga pants walks by Does'nt stare at ass
SEES A PILE OF UNSORTED PAPER ON THE PRINTER SORTS IT
last two pieces of pizza gives you the bigger one
girlfriend passes out on couch doesn't fondle
IPOD ON shuffle listens to every song
customer orders a 5 piece nugget puts 6 pieces in
Rolls doubles Doesnt take extra turn
Sees soMeone copied his meme Deletes his original one
Has 21 in blackjack Hits anyway
Sees the group isn't talking much makes a lot of good memes
Enjoys 'Seinfeld' and 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' Doesn't try to compare the two
gets party split helps you level up scoped-in
owns a mercedes and a kia drives the kia
takes shit in public restroom wipes off seat when finished
Gives you the shirt off his back when he's not even wearing one
Leaves coffee mug ring on table sands and refinishes it for you
calls himself salt but is not russian
writing on a condensed car window from the inside writes backwards so its legible from the outside.
Loans your paddles actually gives them back
Doesn't have a garden waters neighbours Yard
Wins the lottery Gives all of it to charity
finds out smoking kills you quits smoking
Plays Gears of War 3 Doesn't use SoS
CLicks the Wrong Download Button Uses it anyways
Gives you  His last fag
Open bar c'est chill man
Sees people play knick knock lets yozer knock his door and run
goes to last page on meme generator to give the newbies a chance
actually answers world of warcraft question asked by noob during a raid
'This is an important Announcement about ppi' Hasnt hung up yet
Plays rdr DISARMS ALL OPPONENTS IN DUEL
takes a hit of your blunt buys you a dub the next day
falls in lava in minecraft doesn't delete world
You owe him money still sells you trees
Sees you afk in cod Runs past you
millionaire doesn't accept free stuff
was born in 1990 would feel like a homo if ever talked about being a 90s kid
I like hugs i also do drugs.
eats all your turkey so it didn't get cold
comes to your birthday brings extra gift for steve
SMokes weed doesnt make 50 facebook statuses about it
buys the band a round asks everyone what they want and brings drinks to stage
What if equestria is a real planet but we just havent discovered it yet?
Goes on Chatroulette Makes a facebook friend
Kills time apologizes afterwards
Expelled fRom the loc Doesn't spam high steward
one beer left offers it to you
alien queen cuts in half saves you from getting flushed into space
knows how to play journey doesn't play journey
knows how to play the bagpipes but chooses not to
Become youtube partner send all revenue to charities
ASKS FOR RACE TO 5 PLAYS TO 7
Doesnt Make 4/20 facebook status But smoked on 4/20
Needs Help Doesn't ask asian
THINKS HES A SNEAKERHEAD LAST PICKUP WAS SPIZIKES
It's 4/20 Goes home and does not smoke
pinches your bag of weed puts in more than he took when your running low
Steals all the food in the fridge Brings back taco bell
Goes to a party Asks for Water
pLACED UNDER ARREST WHILE CARRYING CONTRABAND DOES NOT POWERGAME TO escape
SETTING UP PC FOR GRANDPARENTS BROWSER HISTORY CLEARS ITSELF WITH EVERY SHUTDOWN
You roll yoUrs with tobacco? Shows you American-style.
It's 4/20 Goes home and doesn't smoke
7.50 BURGERMEAL GIVES YOU IT FOR 5 POUND
arrested at protest tells police the cuffs arent tight enough
upovtes all posts on the page before even opening any of them
Smokes on 420 doesn't post about it on facebook
Cigarette butts? Same as Leaves
goes to africa for research gets aids just to fit in
Driving his car Let's you choose the station
SEES hilarious quote on facebook doesn't mention the fact they shamelessly stole it from reddit
Sees homeless guy Invites him to his house
Wants to watch walking dead series 2 waits for dvd release
room-mate came home at 3am without key wakes up and open the door without any complaints
tips band doesn't request song
work for the south texan check
Rolls a joint doesnt do 'rollers rights'
Says he'll make track actually makes it
hairline moves and forms a unibrow from decrease in brain activity and increase in stoned visuals theorised idea while high
House Sits for free MowS lawn
Ends your pre-4/20 drought 'Here's another QP for good luck'
Could crush every bone in your hand while shaking. Doesn't
asks for a ride home notices gas tank is half empty
Plays call of duty only uses supportive packages
IT's alright Christiano you keep it xx
at the end of a 3 hour line let's yu skip him
asks if you want to hear him play stairway to heaven on the guitar takes out his double necked gibson
Doesn't smoke with you guys that night. Goes out and buys you all munchies.
spots you an 1/8 because he knows your broke and dont have money to buy weed for 4/20 and prom
Downloaded a film illegally  Deletes it and waits until he can get it at redbox
plays wingman takes the grenade
is weighing out your ounce and sees its 30 grams puts it all in your baggy anyway
Gave crazy e-Harmony Cat lady A cat
ugly chick at party can't get laid whips out the trojans
Bums a cigarette buys you a pack in return
Got  his pottermore email ages ago doesn't go on until it's open to the public
When playing Lol lets other team win
notices nobody commented or liked your link on fb for over 1 day clicks like even tho he doesnt really like it
plays pottermore deliberately chooses hufflepuff
friend's in the bathroom at bowling
Gets DELETED  Loads same photo next time you download it.
didnt do homework?  lets you copy
finishes study guide before due date lets others see at lunch
LEAVES WORK FOR COMPETITION STILL USES PRINTER
puts down his phone to check out
oWES YOU MONEY GIVES YOU HIS ATM CARD AND PIN NUMBER
Went to douchebag school still helps old ladies cross the street
Ben Franzen runs in 1v5 Runs in to save him
Takes cold shower in lockerroom so shrinkage gives rest of team ego boost
skypes with his gf looks into camera all the time
smokes weed doesn't brag about it
He knows a guy who knows a guy He introduces you
has deathly boring professor gives them high rating at end of semester anyway
Thought heskey's header was going in Realised it was heSkey
Loves this band doesn't sing along
buys supreme hat becomes member of odd future
Figures out Pause problem in BNX2
DISCOVERED HE IS ALLERGIC TO CATS REFUSES TO GIVE HIS TWO CATS AWAY TO THE ANIMAL SHELTER
wears the same shirt as you leaves jacket on
you banged my wife last night? ahaaha! what are we talking about again?
if it rained weed id set fire to the rain
masturbates in the toilet cleans up the mess
i said wheat instead of hay at english class
GETS CAUGHT SMOKING A JOINT AT SCHOOL GUARDS DO NOTHING
Watches girl bend over in mini skirt turns away
Good guy grandy's order 6pc nugget
Good guy identity thief Steals Identity
Company sold for $210M? Hires back everyone he laid off And Made Sure They Cash
Involved in Altercation on Facebook Meets in person to handle non-violently
Buys girl scout cookies pays extra
Dealer is late because he was at qdoba 'sorry bro
Kolleg het geburtstag Gratuliert n&#246;d &#252;ber Facebook
Crashes f-15 into your house apologizes
Guy you've fallen for falls for ex's tricks Tell him not to get hurt
Goes to World of beer orders a zima
Bitches don't know bout my air hose
Donates to University Doesn't make them name building after him
What have i been doing lately? t.c.o.b.
Watched 5 episodes of hetalia aced history class
you lost your xbox and your halo with it Buys you new one
Listens to lil wayne still thinks he is white
crashes f18 in your neighborhood and injured  apologizes
Supports Ron Paul Doesn't let you know
eats dinner has extra vegtables
Dropping your weedbag infront of your mom takes the blame
Dropping your weedbag infront of your mom takes the blame
Mutates from GGG to GGC Still codes for Glycine
invites hot girl over while home alone doesn't intend on using her for sex
My balls are itchin but i dun care im in the zone
girl dumps him. gives her second chance 4 times
guy in kebab shop $1 short gave him $2
girl dumps him. gives her second chance four times
Dropping your weedbag infront of your mom takes the blame
Makes froNt page Doesn't edit
Good guy craig Donates money to a server for a complete stranger
Given most bitchly badge keeps it to remind him not to be such a bitchly
Has Vip tickets for a soccer game helps  on a move from the 4th floor instead
SeES YOU PUSH THE ELEVATOR BUTTON 
SEES KONY 2O12 VIDEO ACTUALLY DONATES
you're getting owned in starcraft II gives you a massage
goes on google chrome sets homepage as reddit
talks to girl on omegle listens to her problems
finds a failed test in the lost and found finds the person and returns it
april fools' day trust and believe everyone
watches george carlin accepts his beliefs
MAKES POST NOT IN WRONG MEME
jaffa cakes too expensive
makes a minecraft parody video doesn't mention creepers
Sees dying topic
Dislikes like the song you play on turntable Doesn't vote
Reads and agrees to the terms of service
Gets complaint against him doesn't remove person from facebook group
makes meme makes sure no one finds out about it
doesn't drink and drive smokes and flies
Knows you had a hard time qutting weed don&#180;t get stoned before hanging out whit you
Drops Ice Picks it up instead of kicking it under the fridge
doesn't like your status 'likes' it
Downloads Photoshop From Piratebay Goes to adobe.com and pays
sees enemy in final stand doesn't kill him
Downs enemies in gears of war lets team take all the kills
starves
Hear's you're a virgin drops the soap
Knows you had a hard time to stop smoking Hangs out with you when he&#180;s not stoned
Bad luck brian shits pants give him a new pair
wife asks who wants to drop kids off at soccer practice VOLUNTEERS
wasn't at your wedding gets you wedding gift anyway
Friend asks for quarter here's a dollar
Sees friend dressed like a tool Pops collar to draw attention away from him
Goes to reason rally BRINGS SEE THROUGH UMBRELLA
spends $50 a week on cigarettes only pretends to smoke them
See's you leave your facebook open  Doesn't hack
eats two bites of chicken alfredo then hands it to me also goes to kitchen to get me a glass of water
Tells you cool story bro means it
SellS you weed Smokes you out
Sees you talking to his girlfriend in a bar politely introduces her as his girlfriend and lets you continue your conversation
Shares a spliff with you doesn't steal your lighter
Was in 50% tax band will donate 5% saved to charity
Has to go to work hey do you want some weed?
wanted high 5 got high instead
Gets high with you buys the munch
destroys your copy of modern warfare 3 buys quake 2 for you for $80 on ebay
Borrows your spotify free account buys premium
hAS A HOUSE PARTY CLEANS UP AFTERWARDS
sells you pot isn't laced with meth
smoked weed before a day went to b day
smoked weed before an a day went to b day
Pisses with the toilet seat down Wipes Off All the spLashes
driving in the right hand lane yields to oncoming traffic
borrows you enough weed to roll a joint in times of dryness keeps half of it for the next time you smoke together
Likes Mass Effect 3 Ending Donates to Retake ME3 Anyway
Doing a shit when you need the toilet doesn't wipe for fast exit
sees lucky the leprechaun not after his lucky charms
lives in bedford
gets off elevator sees you need to get on and holds door open
sees offensive facebook post stands up for social justice
calls police cp on 4chan
Sees you still signed on facebook on his computer doesn't post a stupid status and logs off
gets woken up at 7am everyday due to security walkie talkies doesn't file a complaint
goes to west brings back kolaches
Puts up kony poster in the ct room
bully picks on him for no reason still helps him out if he is in need
sees people arguing about who&#180;s next to turn something on for them in class insists he does it
sees you wearing a turban doesnt ask if your dad owns a gas station
TALKS TO CREEPY KID. THE KID DOESN'T STOP FOLLOWING HIM STILL LIKES THE KID
BORROWS BALE OF GRASS HAY PAYS BACK TWO BALES OF ALFALFA
+1's your post doesn't expect you to circle him
hates consumerist culture dosen't hate on mac users
SCores at fifa skips replay
Smokes in your house.. Opens windows after
WINS WHILST PLAYING WINNER STAYS ON ON FIFA LETS SOMEONE ELSE PLAY
Wanna have more lifetime? Play erepublik
sees a fat chick gives her his number
adopts a dolphin not just for the cuddly toy
Made a Paypal just for donations
have an idea for a meme lets you do it
Ask's wild Ents to smoke
lands in the east doesn't NAP with blues
friend comes up with risky idea follows the idea through with him
Finds important link for humanity shares with all the people
misses out on getting you bud one day gives you a kitten with your trees the next day.
Halo Takes sticky to the face to save you.
You took his wife from him Doesn't care
doesn't like house music dances with your girlfriend so you don't have to
parks in opposite direction of friends walks with them to their car before leaving
Sees you getting pulled over by the cops Doesn't stare and laugh at you while you are getting a ticket.
Yeah
Gets sent a 'gift' from a friend in an annoying facebook game Writes thank you note
Gets hit by a car apologizes
description says 'don't look at tags' doesn't look
knows you're a ggg dealer invites you inside
Eats last doughnut buys another box
1500 comments  sorted by: new
I don't tell you to go to hell I assure you that you will anyway
Hear Patrice tryin to speak still listening seriously to the end
Only Picked up off Him ONce Always puts kisses at the end of his texts
realizes you don't understand what he said takes the blame for not making it clearer so you don't feel stupid
Finishes Partner paper by himself Partners up with someone who hasn't
pays for spotify premium doesnt use it
aware of 9gag's stupid non-funny posts still laughs at your stupid non-funny posts
someone farts 'that was me'
GETS HOT SAUCE AT CHIPOTLE PUTS IT BACK
bumps  into rebecca black  doesnt kill her with fire
Meets lamar s. smith(sopa) doesnt chop him into pieces
find your 10$ on the floor gives you 11$ back
Go use the bathroom dude
Gets arrested with you cops find two scales takes blame for both
Plays monopoly with you doesn't let you go bankrupt
Sees something gross in teeth  says something about it
ask him for help on your project does everything but sign your name
starts dating your sister gets her written consent before copulation
talks your ear off  you can't listen because his weed is too good
Bought an extra White Tape Vinyl Sells it for face
uses synstick doesnt hate on buck
10 votes for hardhat 1 for carbon votes for carbon
gets downvoted doesn't brag about it
Got a 'tbh'  from the hottest girl in school
Studies for exam purposely does bad to even out curve
hundreds of 'happy birthday' posts on his wall actual personal responses to all of them
Brings phone to school turns it off
knows cs students are up late keeps lab open 24/7
sees you with last slice of pizza buys more for us
009 sound system on a youtube video doenst press mute
is social justice day his kind of day
goes to party on school night comes back home an hour before cerfew
is told he needs a haircut does the next day
Sees Valerie DoesN't kot on her
MAKES YOUTUBE TUTORIAL DOESN'T USE PARALYZER AS SONG
wtf? TTF
Sees you can't pay your bill extends the free trial
walks into class with starbucks throws it away before teacher says anything
Lives in haunted house doesn't make a ghosthunters episode
Lived in haunted house    helped the ghost make a phone call
always pays for music has fourteen songs
knows it's been a while since you bought trees Hooks up 6.8 grams
Sees friend in pain Gives him tylenol
Your Mom likes me
Accidently smashes mums vase glues back together
Asks for water Cup Gets Water
watches tv doesn't judge every actor he sees.
no money for the weed? pay me next time
you fancy my sister? i'll put in a good word
Stranger asks for spare change hands him his wallet
takes a shit sprays air freshener
signs up for classes actually goes to them
doesn't need to be paid Still offers ride to work
Sees you got tricked by fake bell gets up with you
Helps CLEAN UP ALL THE GARBAGE EVEN when he's just a guest
Becomes a Vegetarian Doesn't Post Slaughter House videos on your wall
shares nutella nuff said
gets asked for last PIECE of gum gives it to them
Valentines day coming Single so there's more for you
Girl Slaps him in the face Asks what is really wrong
GPL APP HAS MANY BUGS DOESN'T COMPLAIN ABOUT IT. SENDS REQUEST TO COLLABORATE ON DEVELOPMENT
saves points for finals week buys all his friends dinner
go to the snow with virna and .potatoes
Doesn't understand a post witholds downvote
Gets on E-ride without calling first Takes you anyway
Sees you leaving the bathroom holds the door until you get out
fIRST TIMER GETS TICKET TO BURNING MAN
Meet a Steezy Snowboarder Dude See his Double in all of your classes
Attended grangemouth High Smokes weed every day
finds out about good girl gina doesn't care about stealing his idea
HE don't likes the music u gave to him still listens the whole album
'Hey bro
Releases music on bandcamp name your price
CUTE GIRL LIVES 3500+ MILES AWAY SENDS VALENTINES DAY CARD ANYWAY
friend posts in joke to cardiff memes page likes it to give some support
Carries broken bottle so he doesn't dent the table when s*** gets real
FRIEND SHARES SHIT MEME ON WALL still hits like anyway
GOOD GIRL GINA ask her out
Says you need to Buy it to keep using it Lets you use it anyway
it's my cake day doesn't make a karam whoring post about it
recruitable character dies reloads save and tries again
you stay the night at his place Let's you use his bed
Sees you driving while texting... finishes text for you.
IF YOU REMEMBER THIS YOU ARE AWESOME
Eats wise guys pizza actively looks for a garbage can to throw box away in
calls for lot helps lot
Knows you're asking for money doesn't hate you for it
remembers your birthday without seeing it on facebook
doesn't ask to mess with a/c when riding shotgun asks if you're comfortable when driving
pickin up someone elses weed not stealing any
Goes downtown tries to pay for trolley
broke his phone he's laughing
looks for a meme only sees paul bametzreider
thinks CAtch and release Doesn't apply to women
thinks catch and release shouldn't apply to women
Looks at toyota Drives a Volkswagen
looks at a toyoya Has Volkswagen in his garage
Post 420 [stoner Laugh]
Takes a jungler gives mid blue
holds doors for girls even the fat ones
Covers Six chapters before Midterm Only tests on three
Sees the guy preaching at Tate gives him his undivided attention
dog poops in your yard picks up with bag
gets a nuke doesn't use it
makes good meme doesnt post it to facebook
Goes to women's basketball game doesn't propose to anna martin
CHATS ON OMEGLE TO GIVE LIVE CHaNGING ADVICES
goes out with your sister doesn't try to hook up
creates billion dollar company doesn't dilute his friend's share
bottom of the curve humanitarian
say phil doesnt look like typical teenage guy links picture of guinea picture instead
Rescues Drunk guy Gives Girl to best friend
has nokia 3310 doesn't use upon enemies
anon asks age doesn't send him to read faq
Wins tickets for a show on the radio Gives them to his friend
supports same-sex marriage
Plays sticks and stones doesnt Use tomahawk
RIOT SHIELDS SO YOU CAN LEVEL UP
drinks and hangs out at starbucks everyday doesn't post it on facebook
goes to lcbo has air miles
'You haven't been to the cloud district?' Takes you there
'everyone cheats.' Doesn't Cheat.
calls up scumbag steve helps him be less scumbag-ish
Complains about going to school in ice and snow plays in ice and snow
Its bob marley's birthday smokes weed to celebrate
scumbag steve? I thin he means well
Scroll down this page for reading less rated memes
Sees a private post in the to-do list Doesn't send them to pow
TMTTP comes To town goes to show and buys a shirt
boss cheats you on money gives you videogame to make you feel better
find a sniper let your friend kill him
'Oh Man
uses fmg9 in cod no akimbo
english alsh close the wall wait for it open
two pieces of pizza left grabs smaller piece
Goes to library drunk still gets some solid research done
Gets txt from Random number  helps find love of his life
Sees spinoffs of this meme doesn't care
lets you hold the remote even at his house
Does his homework twice gives one to his dog
SEnt a single ladies poem to a single lady
schreibt mir was euch bedr&#252;ckt ich lese und gebe ratschl&#228;ge
Closes Doors behind him in skyrim
Plays Heavy in TF2 Doesnt Spam medic
drunk girl needs ride home doesnt take advantage of her
Uploads something to 9gag Dislikes it immediately
sees a petition about ACTA signs it
Finds a blunt puffs and passes
Gets Rear Ended Sorry about that
Friend is logged in on reddit gives him karma
Watches state of the union doesn't think of lame pun coon when president makes a lame pun
goes on memegenerator actually makes an account so can actually upvote
Notices HL is down Doesn't make a FB Status about it
Wakes up with boner doesn't fap
rolls the spliff makes you spark it
Friend puts him on hold doesn't hang up
Finds a blunt puffs and passes
YOU DON'T LIKE SMOKING MAKES YOU COOKIES
Legate in imperial legion rescues escorted stormcloak prisoner
NOTICES YOUR COMMENT HAS MORE DOWNVOTES THAN UPVOTES Gives you an upvote
clutches 1v5 stays in party chat
Roommate Forgets to close door during sex Closes door and walks away
Rush chair at trinity dosen't support hazing
local team has big game doesn't post a facebook status about it
jungles fiddlesticks gives mid blue buff
WON THE lottery STILL GOES TO WORK
Girl
I PAID FOR WINRAR LICENCE
BOB WANG MEMBER SINCE 81
has been banned several times doesn't mind
RECIEVES LAST MINUTE MASTERS THESIS QUESTIONAIRE WRITES 1000 WORDS
Watches the blu-ray of Star wars doesn't complain about the changes
sees a guy spamming doesn't report
Finishes unit 4 helps everybody else finish unit 4 even though they are unworthy pieces of shit.
dry and about to hang out with a girl you like? loads you a fat bowl to enjoy later
remembers all friends Half birthdays
volunteers to be metal nation
signs anti sopa petition from ten different places
signs anti sopa petition from ten different places
What would greg do?
Wins BIG at Casino Apologizes to dealer
Plays Goalie Allows Other team to score
Sees newspaper on someone's lawn Leaves it there
Works at headshop that doesn't accept card gives you blunt wraps for free
Didn't have enough money to give pizza guy tip Smokes him out instead
BORROWS YOUR FLASH DISK SAFELY REMOVES HARDWARE
Sees lamar smith Slaps him in the face
UsES RECON PERK THROWS FLASH-BANGS INTO THE AIR
Happy to get Any Likes at all
SEES UNLOCKed BICYCLE GOES AND BUYS A LOCK
showers after someone in cold water doesn't complain
installs an app read all terms and agreement
installs an app read all terms and agreement
Boss displeased with him showing up late arrives 40 minutes early for next shift
Blackout is over Doesn't post picture of what he did
gets home from work takes pants off
gets a drink from mcdonalds only refills once
Figures out you smoke gives you his old bong
Gets lung cancer doesn't blame        tobacco company
SPAMS TRADE CHAT REPORTS HIMSELF
SEE YOU SMOKING IN A TRAFFIC JAM WHIPS OUT A BLUNT AND JOINS JOIN YOU
You dont sign up for his raids Invites you anyway
FOund 100 dollars gave it to homeless guy
Knows he's an internet  meme doesn't brag about it
meets fellow clipper's fan gives away tickets to next game
Heard from someone you like trees Leaves 2 grams of dank in your car after fixing it for free.
hears a bad joke laughs
Ask him to barrow a pencil in class he gives you one with a full eraser
SEES LOST E-MAIL READS IT BEFORE DELETING
Invites you to sleepover sleeps on the floor so you can take his bed
cockblocked by friend forgives him
tells you he loves you actually means it
Confiscates sword says 'thank you'
Plays skyrım  doesn't steal from the ımperıals
Dealer comes home from break Smokes you out with the weed he brings back
Makes a meme joke explains it to wife
Colleague don't give a shit of lectures he gives you what is essential to the finals
says he's done smoking still makes you kickass food when you are high
Gives great foot massage doesn't try to do anything else
Has average stupid thought doesn't make a post on reddit
your number is on your facebook profile Still asks for it to not creep you out
RA who doesnt smoke busts you for smoking doesnt tell the cops
Doesn't hate 9gag Says he does so 4chan feels better about losing the war
Gives clothes to prostitutes they may be cold
Prefers his longtime friends to short term girlfriends NEver says 'Bros before hos'
puffs. puffs again. passes
notices friend didn't sign out of facebook Signs out for them
Won an arm wrestling tournament apologizes to everyon he defeated
Goes to Party Fixes Broken Flush
when shit hits the fan he cleans it up
Passes cops flashes his highbeams to warn oncoming traffic
wants to eject hıs usb removes ıt safely
Got a lance to the heart It was made out of pbr cans
sees two people connecting on omegle spy mode doesn't disconnect so they can continue their conversation
tell him you want to pick up a gram forgets scale and eyeballs 2 grams to make sure he doesnt rip you off
Lets you cheat on exams praises you for getting a higher score than him
watches tv dvd DOESN'T SKIP CREDITS
says he will browse through 9gag for 5 minutes actually does
sees a post on front page doesnt get jealous and make a ggg about it
Watch show for 5 year old girls feel like boss
smokes medical marijuana shares
lIKE EVERYBODY POSTS ON VOTE PAGE nOBODY LIKES MINES BUT STILL VOTE
gETS THE LAST SEAT  WHILST TOKING  LETS YOU SIT ON HIS KNEE
Finally purchases dream guitar rig Gives to 15 year old nephew
Sees youtube video with no dislikes leaves it that way
says pranking  not trolling
read 9gag's rules
Sees typo in your text doesn't correct you
doesnt use like a boss uses like an employee
No bud in grinder to match bowls Tops every bowl with his kief
The janitor is mopping the floor takes alternative way
still thinks you're gay happy anyways that you have a girlfriend
FINDS MONEY IN THE GROUD ASKS IF THAT IS FROM SOMEONE
SEES BIEBER BLEEDING ON SIDE OF ROAD PUTS IT OUT OF ITS MYSERY
Sees hot chick with white top in rain offers his jacket
Knows about tgm & psb Dosen't use it
plays gta only does missions
Doesn't smoke Buys bag because it makes gf less anxious
sees a cup c hottie in bikini remembers her eye color
Goes on 9gag After he done his Homework
Follows traffic rules in racing games
GIVES scumbag steve his cigarette
going out with friends for a beer drinks only one bottle
uses assasin pro still shoots down enemy uavs
Has party with three of his own clones Laughs at his own jokes
Owns a guitar knows how to play it
AJA HO POSLE PREC ODIDE
Asks for water cup at Mcdonalds Fills cup with water
reads the acknowledgements
never done a ilegal download also pay for musics
Asks if you want a shake doesn't want one himself
sees the last piece of pizza takes it and gives it to you
end of a movie sits through credits
smokes up large group of friends Saves secret bowl for just the two of us after everyone leaves
Sits in front of you on a plane or bus Doesn't recline his seat
Fills up water bottle Uses the shorter fountain
Pass out w/ oven preheating Wakes you up with mozzarella sticks
SMOKES FOR THE FIRST TIME in his life Chooses weed
PLAYs A F2P GAME BUYs COSMETIC ITEMS FOR    236$
s&#230;tter en sang p&#229; v&#230;lger Momentet
WATCHING '13' WITH PALS KEEP IT SILENT ABOUT WTF THEY'RE WATCHING
plays at girls birthday party isnt racist
mum smells smoke after sister's sesh takes the blame
visits aapc facebook page doesn't leave link to his band
DISLIKE A 9GAG POST DOESN'T PRESS H
You're at the club and this guy smacks your girls ass... he promptly apologizes
playing duck hunt Didn't touch the screen   with HIS zapper
Has problemes in life Doesn't blog about them
ends up in a threesome with one dude and one girl leave the couple alone
Kills you with a melee after you miss with a sword doesn't tea bag you
Loose a character on fire emblem keep playing without loading an old save
HAS A GIRLFRIEND MAKES HIS OWN SANDWICHES
FRIEND ASKS ABOUT 9GAG SHOWS HIM THE VOTE PAGE
Cuddles with girl leaves it at that
Wants to cross road at zebra crossing Waits for car to stop
Scores Goal 100 Yards out Doesn't Celebrate
Learns to play the guitar plays bass and sings for the band
co-worker calls in sick because it's a nice day covers shift even though he's sick
Lands on income tax first turn in monopoly pays 200
left lane ends in two miles merges now
The Only one who strictly follows unperfect laws
smokes WITH FRIENDS doesn't sniff into the lung
FORGOT TO COLLECT SALARY FOR PASSING GO STILL GIVES YOU      200$
Make hearts in minecraft Yep I'm cool
You pass out in front of him he picks you up and tucks you in bed
Atheism Doesn't mean you shouldn’t believe in a greater good
Two open buttercups in the fridge Uses most empty one
guild war the only one without skill tree
Calls you a cheating bastard while playing cod so you don't catch on that he's letting you win
buys illegal fireworks ask permission before using it
Listens to song agrees with your opinion
that guy shit in his hand still love his story
TORRENTING TV SERIES SETS CAP TO 50kb/SECOND
is a competitive bowler cheers loudest when friends get strikes
believes that scumbag steve isn't all bad
not kill a single civilian in gta
is a competitive bowler cheers loudest when friends get strikes
Torrents 10 Movies seeds until there are no more leechers
SOmeone begs for his post to reach the hot page likes and share it
rides on empty highway uses indicator
Cleans up mess at work even though he didn't make it
Plays gta completes game without killing anyone
Get's skyrim doesn't make an arrow to the knee meme
Finds wristwatch on sidewalk SALUTES OWNER FOR KEEPING TRADITION ALIVE
a bunch of annoying new year posts posts some bacon cookies
athiest doesnt tell god to spare him his feelings
FRIEND GETS REALLY DRUNK TAKES CARE OF HIM
Gets shot in the leg Apologizes to the man for being in the way of his bullet
Finds plant you're growing in his field Leaves note TO Move it because he's mowing
100% approval rating at his job layed off due to bad economy
protoss i just a-move
/b/? Not your personal army Fj? Your personal army
went to church before it was cool
finds out you stole his identity fetches you a copy of his birth certificate
becomes the good guy greg meme serial killer in rl
finds out the spliff you handed him contains pcp gives you hug
Goes to party cleans mess he did not make
catches you sleeping with his girlfriend lets you finish
catches you stealing his money shows you his other hidden money spot
finds out everything you told him is a lie trusts you anyway
dislikes a post explains why it wasn't funny in comment
new year's eve parties decides to be designated driver
bowl of minisnacks appears at a party Takes one
Plays in barcelona didn't dive
No Fap December Actually doesn't fap
knowing this is a privacy zone close the diary immediately
Types lol really Laughs out loud
Goes to New Years Party to get Drunk Stays sober and helps clean up friend's vomit
Finds out the girl he hooked up with has a bf lets the bf fight him
Friend tells you not to feed stray cat or it wont leave feed it anyway because it looks hungry
Founds skyrim collectors edition in the street tries to find the owner
CONFUSE HIM WITH AN EMPLOYEE STILL HELPS
you need surgery does it himself to save you cash
Drink on new year's party didn't get drunk and drive safely
MAKES NEW YEARS RESOLUTION to stop smoking gives you his pipe
has 21 items. doesn't go to 20 items or less line at walmart.
catches roommate masturbating gives him a dutch rudder
finds a missing cell phone gives it back
eats the last slice of pizza Buys another pizza only for you
smokes you out Offers you a xanax afterwards
discovers your reddit name doesn't downvote you to hell
Realizes that its new years doesnt update his status on facebook
Finds random passed out girl who puked on him takes care of her anyway
GOES TO AWESOME PARTY          THAT FRIEND MISSED SAYS IT WAS  JUST OK
asks you to cover his shift on new years gives you an 1/8 and a piece for your trouble
LEGEN... wait for it *waits... Dary
Has you over to play videogames uses shitty 3rd party controller
Never Make a New Year's Resolution He Doesn't Need one
for 2012 i wish that your wishes come true
sees a repost it was funny twice
hAS LOW K/D STILL GOING FOR OBJ
sEEN THE MOVIE BEFORE DOESN'T KEEP SAYING WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN
dealer out of town shares his last joint
sees a cockroach doesn't kill it
Memorizes meatspin link tells people not to click it
you ask him for a smoke he gives you a brand new lucky strike box
Finished Using a public bathroom uses hands to flush
Hears a corny joke still laughs at it
goes to convenience store at midnight prepares small change
Sees a spam maıl ın ınbox replıes: no thanks
ın a long dıstance relatıonshıp doesn't get jealous
WRites individual thankyou letters to all his relatives
Sends care package shares it to the opposing team
rides in an empty subway car still gives up his seat
3 hours downloading skyrim failed tries it again
pLAYS SETTLERS OF CATAN TRADES YOU ANY RESOURCE YOU WANT
lost & dehydrated in the desert lets bear grylls drink his pee
pees on the toilet seat at your house cleans it up
is a tier 7 master metalsmith in lotro gmade you a legendary set.. for free.
loses hand on poker says good hand to the winner
Forgets to buy flowers Asks to pick yours from your garden
Playing Mario Kart 7 Online
sees feces residue stuck to inside of public toilet bowl attempts to pee it off
Waits seven hours to get a first row spot at a concert gives it to another
reedits assyria-timeline from his notes uploads it to the internet to help the others
reddit goes down actually goes outside
Ke alfamart gang sebelah naik motor pake helm
/b/ goes down doesn't mind
thinks of spinoff meme posts it in the comments instead of making new meme
fRIEND SENDS GAG PRETENT TO HAVEN'T SEEN IT ALREADY
Calls 'How's MY DRiving' number gives compliment
goes to a restaurant with 10% service charge still gives tip
gets asked question that is answered in original thread answers question again instead of pointing it out
Already has that tier token Doesn't roll need
Gets done having sex with a girl makes her a sandwich
Smoked a joint and has to clean up does it with passion
Moderator asks not to use main thread does not use the thread
watches pron tells mother about it
Makes Comp that gets lost in newest uploads makes more comps anyways
Sees food in your teeth tells you right aways
Posts nsfw link adds Description next to it
works hard when boss is around works harder when boss is not around
sees guy get attacked helps finish him off
wGA says windowS is not genuine buy license
T9olo ara defra ya3tik elfine
head of music label doesn't report youtube videos that violate his copyrights
plays computer in internet cafe saves and exits the game
plays computer in internet cafe saves and exits the game
resaration lvl 100 destrucion lvl 1
YOU SEND HIM A MESSAGE WITH A SPELLING MISTAKE HE REPLIES USING THE SAME WRONG SPELLING
Scores a goal on fifa skip the replay and cheer you up
wants to play renegade on mass effect can't go through with it
plays fighting game with noob friend let's him win without him knowing and congratulates him
wears cool shades when it is actually bright outside
Very long post read all
walks into mosh pit 'hey
carlos mencia stole his joke doesn't inform public
Believes you its medicinal Starts emergency healthcare fund
Drink all the alcohol because he loves his friends
had a rough day doesn't post drama on Fb
totally drunk doesn't commit an equity violation
SEES A MİSSPELL WORD SAYS İT İN PM
sees other memes with bad spelling doesn't correct them
smoking his last cigarette gives it you for having none
DOES HIS HOMEWORK DOESN'T REMIND IT TO THE TEACHER
overhears someone call something gay explains to them that using words like that is just ignorant
doesn't always use wrong meme
overhears someone call something 'gay' explains that saying things like that is just downright ignorant
annoying pop up covers screen patiently looks for 'x' button
It's Christmas Doesn't get on memegenerator
invites you to play videogames gives you good controller
LISTENS TO DUBSTEP ... AND BROSTEP
Krampus comes delivers 6 paper joint
Gets mugged writes a cheque
op is not faggot
DETOX IS POSTPONED AGAIN THINKS DRE SHOULD TAKE ANY TIME HE WANTS
DETOX IS POSTPONED SAYS DRE SHOULD TAKE ALL THE TIME HE WANTS
die 10 time in a row dont get mad
going afk ts mute
plays Modern warfare 3 DOES NOT USE THE TYPE-95
sees an nsfw post in 9gag scrolls down ultra fast and avoids it
Condom broke already has Morning after pill in the glove compartment of his F150 cause his ass always comes prepared AND buys american
F*cks you cross-eyed Buys you glasses
enters your map during 2x fames you and finds own map
meets hot girl at party calls friend over to join conversation
you didnt study for the test Sits next to you and puts his answers in corner
Dad finishes 4mnth hardwood project smokes out dad
Tom De Sutter? Thinks we should give him a fair chance!
New to 9gag? Just looking out
IS PRO-CHOICE
new neighbor playing loud techno music all night doesn't tell him to turn it down
GOALKEEPER PASSES BALL TO OPPONENT RETURNS IT
Plays mw3 always shoots down enemy helicopters
actually legally bought guitar pro
makes memes doesnt vote for his own
Packs Bowl Asks you to take the first hit
chats with cleverbot doesn't cybersex
fat woman comes by  hold the door for her anyway
his house is only a block away follows everyone home
'Blue waffle
winning the game Says gg
PLay skyrim only catch butterflies
Actually read it before checking
Calls wells fargo with problem has legitimate conversation with employee
friendzoned? he helps you to find a hotter girl
Drunk Girl loses phone at party  Goes back to look for it while his friend hooks up with her
read busboy bill meme tip him a 5
Likes children
Sees a burning light of a bike turns it off
BROWSE 9GAG NEVER COMPLAIN
Brings an Umbrella Two if it'll rain
finishes milk pitcher gets new bag
9gag got his soul keeps studying
BRINGS NUG AND BONG TO SMOKE SESH LETS you hit the greens
Found a lost wallet returns to owner with the money
yeKSARLAK EL MERAYA YERKEN W YDILAK FLOOS
gives you money for your birthday even though you owe him 300 bucks
soups too hot... he blows on it for you.
Brushes Teeth Waites 2 Hours before Eating or drinking
Just put a pencil in my mouth still high
meets justin bieber kills him
hears neighbors argue upstairs sends flowers to increase the peace
i won 1 million dollars i gave it all too charity
Installs sofware reads the terms and conditions
someone shoots an arrow to you he protects you with hes knee
lets you log in his netflix account so you don't have to buy that movie
gives you a ride to work even though his car is on empty
downloads itunes reads terms of service
HAS HIS OWN WORK TO DO fINISHES STUPID eTHICS REPORT
AFLEVERER SIN SRP POSTER IKKE OM DET P&#197; FACEBOOK
Sent girlfriend TO play skyrim Made a Sandwich on his own
friend zone a nice girl being single
Gets friendzoned twice Still talks to girl
GETS easyload by mistake returns it
allergic to food you made eats it anyway to be polite
runs uav/counter uav for fun
Calls shotgun for the frontseat you can have it bro
Is behind you at the drive-thru while you check your order to make sure you have everything before driving off doesn't freak out
Good Guy greg Pressed the button No one dies
notices thats not good guy greg points it out SUBTLY
you say 'waıt a mınute' waıts a mınute
Decorates Christmas Tree Lets somoene else put the angel on top
Promises Moira MArriage Follows through
Makes  memes about you all week  Cooks eggs for you at party on weekend when ur really stoned
Deep in Anonymous still buys sony products
Deep in Anonymous still buys sony products
Leaves his pipe at smokespot tells you to get it and use it for the weekend
says he's sorry isn't being facetious
Studied 3 years at beckmans to make poster about Hyper Island
Has Read and agreed to the terms and conditions And means it
Unfollow him on twitter doesn't unfollow you back
Passes finals Because he ACTUALLY studied
has casual sex calls next morning
Sees friend is feeling down and sick Likes all his facebook posts to make him happy
creates awesome series forces you to read to figure out what happens next
scrambling 2x2x2 in competition check the scramble pattern
puts a joint in his mouth so people wont think  he is perfect
picks charmander chooses bulbasaur
No fap December doesn't fap
someone IS USING COMIC SANS DOESN'T CARE ABOUT IT
OC with -thumbs Thumbs up
GUY GETS MORE THUMBS FOR ONE ROLLTHAN HE EVER WILL Is genuinely happy for him
business cat out of business paws house to help out
Drinks too much
sees a post whining about never getting to the frontpage likes it anyway
Acidently breaks your Bong Replaces it with better one.
Chats with people on Omegle Answers every question honestly
gets pulled over by police admits to drinking
needs to crap while roommate is showering holds it in until roommate is finished
pay for winrar when the licence is over
Sees intense thread cracks open a beer and watches
Talks about Dragon ball Z Remembers Yajirobe cutting vegeta's tail
i'LL be up stairs in the bedroom .. folding clothes.
doesn't let just one person play  their own music  forthe whole party.
Stoner party? Brings water for everyone.
Someone does something embarrassing. Doesn't judge them
THE OPPONENT CHEATS IN THE GAME STILL SAYS GG
Returns Shopping cart
Leaving for a long trip? Wanna hit?
Barrows a CD Brings it back
HAS IPHONE NOT JAILBROKEN
friend posts non funny comment on facebook doesnt make fun of him
gets awesome killstreak on mw3 uses uav
caught smoking spliff by the police doesn't tell it was a set up by steve
a stone is thrown at him throws back bread
pet Passes away mourns in peace instead of posting on reddit for karma
accidentally clicks your profile on a dating site doesn't send you an awkward message
watches your youtube video doesn't post a comment about chuck norris
Freinds asked me to make 12 page assignment made it
Takes an arrow to the knee doesn't complain about it
Likes justin bieber just kidding
Go to pick up weed Says to chill and gives you a weed muffin and white russian to wash it down
sees you rollin' doesnt hate
TGOULIH s7aybtek mezyana ykhelik t7wiha
TGOULIH s7aybtek mezyana ykhelik t7wiha
Has escape mechanic Doesn't use it
Knows you have a final tomorrow goes down for emergency maintenance
Sees you orange Assumes you're busy
OPENS A BOTTLE OF BEER Serves you first
PURCHASES SOMETHING FOR WORK WITH THE COMPANY CREDIT CARD IMMEDIATELY SUBMITS A CORRECTLY CODED RECEIPT TO aCCOUNTING
Meets Deep-In-His-Cups PAYS the 10 Grand
Knows you have finals Shuts down for a bit.
Potassium helps brain function Turns your fruit into a meme
Makes image reply to Image post posts As reply in original thread
Plays Recon  only spots enemies for team
drops his wallet without noticing return it
Uses android doesn't bash ios
Intern loses desk gives him his desk
F.i.n.A.l.S. Friday
posts on r/trees uptokes every comment
has a go at you because he wants you to do better
goes to borders dont read the book until he buys it
got arrow in the knee still be an adventurer
Posts on funnyjunk doesn't include jokes about arrows or knees
Scores in FIFA 12 doesn't celebrate all day
gets beaten in fifa doesn't quit
get ad on youtube video doesn't skip
Tebow here
Trolls r/atheism to teach a lesson about charity
has your number in phone knows it by heart
Signed up safe mode on
Donates money to Cause Doesnt turn it into a reddit contest thread
Listens to Spotify Doesn't update Facebook every song
do math writing on the table Erase it
dog sits while you're on vacation dog now only responds to commands from GGG
is ripped wears loose fitting shirts
Gets dumped by girlfriend congrats the new boyfriend
says 'lol' in a text actually laughed out loud
Makes a meme for his friend Ignores his insults
goes to a friend's house cooks for everyone.
washes his hands after he pees
Donates Money to chairty doesn't make a /atheism post
saw you take an arrow to the knee pulls it out and casts healing hands on it
Lets evryone get to [10] Stays at [7] to drive everyone home
ASKED BY GIRLFRIEND TO WATCH 'BREAKING DAWN' IN A DATE ACTUALLY WATCH UNTIL FINISHED
goes out with a girl doesnt matter had sex or not
ads before yt vids doesn't skip them
borrows shirt brings back two
notices shirt is wrinkled irons closet for you
Goes on reddit upvotes everything below 420 karma
meme suddenly disappears isn't offended by it
has to pee at your place sits down
Share answers with everyone that needs during a test
PLAYS ASSASSINS CREED DOESN'T KILL CIVILIANS
PLAYS ASSASSINS CREED DOESN'T KILL CIVILIANS
PLAYS ASSASSINS CREED DOESN'T KILL CIVILIANS
waits to go home to take a shit
hands homework in late puts current date
Meme suddeny disappears isn't offended by it
Enemy in skyrim kneels and begs for mercy lets him heal and stand before attacking again
LOVED CALPOL AS A KID ONLY DRANK WHEN had actual COUGH
Mum says to turn the music down he mutes it and makes her a cup of tea
hears you complaining about how difficult your finals are sympathizes
Loved calpol as a kid drank only when had actual cough
female friend starts listening to justin bieber gently
Actually waited till he was 18 to drink a beer
Actually waited till he was 18 to drink a beer
gives money to prostitute  for her chlamydia test
Knows where portugal is doesn't poke fun at others on the inernet who don't
uses the soap while showering He starts with his genitals
catches gf cheating  closes the door and lets her finish
Admits smoking issues Goes to rehab
stops buying mexican schwag from now on only smokes u.s. grown medicinal marihuana
Actually waited till he was 18 to drink a beer
gets merit-based college scholarship STILL PAYS FOR IT
Goes to a party stays afterwards to help cleaning
a bro likes the same girl as he does leaves the girl for bro
notices that a bro likes the same girl as he does leaves the girl for bro
DOESN'T HAVE CHANGE FOR THE BUS BREAKS A us$100 and pays with coins
opens youtube appreciates it
Asks 'how are you?' because he actually cares
MEETS JUSTIN BIEBER DOESN'T BREAKS HIS LEGS
had sex with a woman stays and listen to her
breaks up with girl still gives her presents for birthday
guard yells 'get off the roof before i shot you down!' in assassins creed goes down
a friend likes the same girl as he does leaves the girl for the friend
a friend likes the same girl as he does leaves the girl for the friend
notices that a bro likes the same girl as he does leaves the girl for bro
cHATTING ON OMEGLE REPLIES TO SPAM ROBOTS
girlfriend's birthday is the day after christmas gets her two expensive gifts
PLAYS SKYRIM DOESN'T KILL CHICKEN
dog farts takes the blame
dog farts takes the blame
dog farts takes the blame
Buys playboy magazine Read all interviews
Sees a repost on TSM well pray that admin does nt sees this
downloads songs oN ITUNES
Goes to jail when commits crime in skyrim
Actually donates money SEES BRANDON HARRIS'S APPEAL ON WIKIPEDIA
NOTICES DEPRESSING FACEBOOKWAL LIGHTENS THE MOOD BY SAYING 'SKYRIM'
Sucks at super smash doesn't throw
goes out on a date  to the movies and watch  the whole  movie
dog farts takes the blame
Girlfriend farts in room pretends it was him
CALLS THE CALL CENTER SAYS 'THANK YOU' AND 'PLEASE'
Trolling around in a car sees ugly girl still waves
is busy at work makes time to respond to mom's emails anyway
Friend makes Insulting meme about him laughs about it and Doesn't Complain
Is the designated driver doesn't have a drink
RULES SAYS U GET EXAM IF ML < 5 STILL PASS EVERYONE WITH MF > 5
tully
got his wife banged build her a house
Notices it's your birthday kicks you a warhead
Doesn't Double like his post
nearly step on a cat take a fall to avoid stepping on it
driving alone in the streets FOLLOWS the speed limit and indicates
in freshman dorm doesn't hit snooze 4 times at 8am
ICees watered down... Buys it anyways
Kills you in an FPS Does'nt tea-bag you
Can't drop off Pays for YOUR taxi
i lose my job yes
Plays a Game of BS with You Doesn't BS you the entire Game.
SMELLS fart Takes blame for it
gf 's not a virgin still wait after the marriage to have sex  with her
uses knıfe and fork whıle eatıng pızza
good guy gets laid
Recycles
SPENDS ALL OF HIS MONEY SO HIS FRIENDS CAN HAVE A GOOD TIME
Makes witty counter argument on facebook doesn't ridicule friend on reddit
Girlfriend cheats on him forgives her
JOINS 9GAG NEVER DOES A REPOST
pays for air to inflate car tires lets next person use rest of the air when done
FINDS WALLET PUTS 50 bucks IN IT AS HE RETURNS
Uses up the toilet paper replaces it
Really loves 9gag doesnt recommend it to his friends
Leaves 9gag  and goes sleep
Hangs out with hot girl all night makes sure she goes home with her boyfriend
Isnt good at call of  duty skips own turn when playing with friends
gets run over  apologizes for damaging car
Friend stuck on coursework sends his work too him
Plays team fortress Plays as a medic
friend posts incessant memes keeps her circled anyway
Plugs the toilet owns up to doing it
bums a cig quits
study all nite pass the answers in the test
can't bring himself to break up with girlfriend behaves awkwardly so she will dump him
Gets friendzoned doesn't create a tumblr to cry about
BEATS GARSON IN CSS WIPES HIS TEARS
Can grow a good moustache doesn't make fun of you because you cant
gets teamkilled doesn't seek revenge
good guy eu
Offers to help you move brings a case of beer for housewarming gift
Sees a post he already saw on reddit  doesn't mention ever seeing it before
First in line at a red light moves up to let the car behind him turn right
finds waldo doesn't reveal his whereabouts
Gave that lovely lady some flowers lovely ladies love flowers
GOES TO random 9gaggers' accounts just to like their posts that never got to trending
Has a girlfriend still makes his own sandwich
meets his Gf's x  ask him to join them for dinner
has iphone keeps to hisself
cheated on a test sussesfully get guilty and tell the teacher
Invites you to dinner with parents who are buying orders most expensive thing on menu so you don't feel so bad
katerinap17@yahoo.com I am arturo
First date refuses to have sex
Driving late for work Doesn't run a red light
pees on toilet seat wipes it for next person
plays online games Doesn't trash talk
doesn't spam his tumblr ask box
Watches youtube video Doesn't comment on the number of dislikes
Urinates in the sink lets the tap water
Friend is Sick and has no energy to browse memebase Send Him Memes on Facebook instead of phone to not wake him
Goes to a party and brings TV For other people to play sKyrim
Takes a Shit Flushes twice
Girlfriend talks about her problems pretends to care
Mom has a heart attack Saves her with his stem cells
Incoming Predator Missile Throws down trophy system
Sees Repost Doesn't Complain
knows you're lonely responds to all your random messages
friend asks him where he downloaded a movie gives him the direct link and recommends another 3 movies
Sees a hit n run car accident takes blame so the victim doesnt have to pay deductible
watches collegehumor actually in college
GETS GIRLFRIEND  WAITS UNTIL MARRIAGE TO HAVE SEX
friend tells bad joke pretends to laugh
Votes every post 5* even the bad ones
Doesn't care if you downvote him to hell posts something actually contrary to reddit mob's opinion
Downloads Skyrim
Comments on friends status doesn't troll
RESCUES CAT DOESN'T MAKE A POST ABOUT IT
Downloads Skyrim torrent seeds for a week
stays in shower after you Gets your hair out of the drain
meets scumbag steve doesn't judge him
makes up a cool riff for the band actually takes the time to show the other members how to play it
REQUESTS FREEBIRD ACTUALLY WANTS TO HEAR FREEBIRD
Play minecraft punch dirt until dark
owns skyrim still takes time out to see his girlfriend
Doesnt like mw3 maps doesnt mention every time
plays cod doesn't throw grenade without checking for civillians
HIS friend
sees that he is an internet meme doesen't make memes about himself
donates money to charity doesn't wear a sticker to show how kind he is
Play gta Drive an ambulance
part of spam attack dont worry
FRIENDS ARE DICKS STILL INVITE THEM TO MOVIES
Has phenomenal presentation ready for speech competition drops out and lets you win by default
Too lazy to copy + paste 1 method gives you entire program
finds bug in your code fixes it
Can't cook tonight leaves a message on the notice board
SOmeone asks for my only pen gives it to them
Cristal writes whole paragraph insulting me. replies with 'ok'.
has 2 ipods sells you one with more gigs than his dirt cheap
SAW YOU USE THE WRONG MEME ASK YOU POLITELY TO READ THE DESCRIPTION AND LOOK AT THE SAMPLES
Last mcnugget shares it
at gamestop notices a kid 5 bucks short to get new game gives him 5 bucks and the game he was going to trade in
tell him plans happenin in 2 weeks calls you in a week to confirm he can or can't make it
accidently shoots you with friendly fire off apologizes anyway
learn photoshop not posting it everywhere
KNows you don't know linux holds a free tutorial to teach you
plays gta wıthout Cheat Codes
you know what i aint even mad
Used to be a costumer now a friend
GOES INTO FRIENDZONE WILLINGLY BEFORE GETS FRIENDZONED
SEES YOU ARE TOO YOUNG FOR PARTY LETS YOU IN ANYWAYS
hEALS ALL TEAMMATES sAVES UBERS FOR BEST ONES
Essay tl;dr voted anyway
Says he needs to do work on the computer DOES WORK
Buy him a 40 when hangin out night b4 buys a 30 pack to party with you the next night
super excited for skyrim tell girlfriend she can play first
40%? Yeah i can give you 40%
smokes grass hasn't tread on it
Sees Ent getting unnecessarily downtoked uptokes to cheer him/her up
Cooks dinner Does the Dishes
sees that your going bald Goes bald to
so you're an apple fanboy? I prefer melons
knocks over bong calls 1-800-steemer
try to cut him a deal pays full amount anyway
Struggling with NFN Loses to make everyone else feel better
HE ATTENDED YESHIVA BUT PLEADS FOR BOTH ISRAELI AND PALESTINE FACTIONS
'Pass the Joint' Passes it.
SEES YOU REPAIRING VEHICLE GETS IN SO YOU GET REPAIR POINTS
sees you got the last down  makes sure  you get the last execution
Checks .sfv before redistributing
Knows you like a girl even though you met her first lets you have her anyways
Can't sleep well with nightlight But leaves it on for you anyways
Plays minecraft never used an inventory editor
takes you out to dinner calls again
Michelle Renee Bush Likes this guy!
ventures past reddit frontpage realizes atheists are more arrogant than christians
Sees you land next to a pool in twilight highlands moves on to another location
Jehovah's Witnesses outside of house Let's them inside
Pushes you down Helps you back up
Greens guy Greg Knows he'll get soaked.  Comes to pick you up on hole 7 anyway.
cOME CLASS LATE BELIEVES YOUR REASON
channel has no ops goes in #chanfix
downloads winrar trial buys after 40 days.
link intrudes into home and smashes pots replaces immediatley and puts rupees in for next time
creates meme uses least popular image
roommate starts singing turns up volume on headhpones
bench presses a lot doesn't brag about it
posts to /r/trees Is honest that he is at a [2]
room for one more picture takes this one
Sees a penny on the ground face-down Flips it over
CHEWS GUM at desk Puts it back in wrapper when done
scratch his game he pays you for smoking you out
offer to throw him some money for the smoke out it's chill dude
Teammate's assassinating doesn't yoink
knows a secret about someone he doesnt know in real life which will influense his entire time at college keeps his mouth shut
Hacks into friends Reddit account doesn't mess with anything
GIRL delivers N00dz DOESN'T share with friends
Gets a bitcoin from the Faucet Sends it back
Sees your garbage is full  EmPTysit even though he doeSnt live witH you
owns tweezers lets unabrow grow anyway
roommate passes behind me when i need to fart wait until he passes by before farting
gets rick roll'd 'cool song
His roomate is the Douchebag Roommate
Is roomates with the Douchebag Roommate
Sees you 6 pooled Doesnt tech
ACCIDENTALLY COUGHT YOU ON MASTURBATE Doesn't tell anyone
Writes demeaning text to someone Says it was to Blondinbella
GEARS OF WAR 3 COMES OUT SETS UP 360 IN CLASS
Knows you don't get paid for a week smokes you out instead
gets to one yard line on last play feels bad
NEEDS TO PEE WHILST TAKING A SHOWER  TURNS OFF WATER AND GOES TO TOILET
Opponent is wrong Lets him win anyway
Calls you asking for a ride home Pays for your gas
ATM gives extra cash back Returns extra cash to bank
PENGUIN SALUTES ME i DON'T KNOW HIM
rents vhs rewinds tape
goes to store to get munchies gives exact change
can you repeat that? i was a bit high for a second
Comment on reddit has 1000 points? automatically Up Vote without reading
jacques tells him to pause music while away from pc Actually does it
lols wnen no one else
See's wet dog builds it a house
sees a weird bike doesn't yell something stupid
Doesn't tell you to Zerg codex
gets ticket says thank you
finds out you've been sleeping with his sister warns about their mother
just loaded a bowl lets you have greens
Sees your mobile spawn point Destroys it instead of spawn killing you
Rides bike on campus uses bike lane
I WANT TO BLOW HIM
You bang his mother Makes jokes calling you dad
loves rarity's dresses the first time
Likes Call of Duty And Battlefield
Hears steve jobs dies dosen't spam fj about it
Spoke to Fox Got Arrested Development Renewed
Never wrongs anyone in his life Won't stop the cops from throwing his ass in jail
breaks your pipe buys you a bong
Shows up with 12 pack Leaves half in your fridge
sees you're about to spark a jay whips out his own and makes it a double rotation
WHEN YOUR ARM IS BROKEN HELPS YOU MASTURBATE
Playing video games at greg's house let's you be player 1
Girlfriend breaks up
knows sweep picking doesn't know power chords
group gets caught blazing in parking lot.   claims all paraphernalia is his.
SMOKING A JOINT GIVES YOU THE BUTT
Meets drunk ex gf at party doesn't take advantage
Pays for your mcdonalds lets you keep the monopoly piece
plays hide and seek pretends not to see you
Girl rejects him doesn't badmouth her
Borrows speakers returns them with the volume low
Likes a girl from another country Moves to that other country and helps you
Makes Promise delivers
SE SUBE POR ATRASVALID A IGUAL
Buys gift for gf just before getting dumped Doesn't ask for it back
THINKING ABOUT MOVING BACK TO HOMETOWN TO HELP OUT FAMILY ACTUALLY DOES
Friend gets banned 'It's okay man
Sees lotr does not simply walk into mordor
Doesn't give a shit  about how people enjoy reddit
goes to concert brings enough bud for everybody
guy in stall next to him plugs up toilet offers to plunge it
spills hot coffee on lap 'i've got it.'
wypierdalaj na cracovie
teammate using second chance revive him
ugly stripper comes on stage smiles politely and throws dollar bills anyways
Fills up dog bowl uses filtered water
You knocK over hIs cOffee He forgives you and cleans Up the mess tOo
Sees a meme Actually Rates it
a friend shares a link lols anyways even though he saw it already
GETS THREATENED ENDS UP WITH SHOES AND GIRLFRIEND
6'5' Sits in edge seat
Uses the bathroom at your house puts the seat back up when he is done
inside joke comments laughs anyway
everyone wants to go to orlando uses car to drive friends there
accidently takes friends lighter runs back up the stairs to give it back to him before leaving
ReBECCA BLACK? LISTENS
has sex with your sister apologizes to you
>100 points each week lets opponent win
Didn't read Thumbed up anyway
plays you fifa online doesnt use barcelona
Puts ***'s to blank out swearing on facebook
Approaching Red light
Says what he means means what he says
Gets cut off on highway promises to be better driver
A dollar falls out of your pocket. He gives it back
saw people posting that facebook was going to start charging didn't call them retarded
ACCIDENTALLY Smokes Whole Bowl  Packs you a fresh one
has sex with your mother apologizes to you
Girls are saying: Stop the Spam Stops the Spam
doesn't like Football Posts it on Facebook
wathing american idol voting for everyone
sees a 1000$ bill deliver it to the police
lets you crash at his place gives you a pillow
sees you die on wow resurects you
comes to kill you as hired murderer Sets out to fulfill a last wish
sees you trollin doesn't hate
Borrows a car with handicap license plate parks in non hanicap spot
SEES ONCOMING VEHICLE AT NIGHT SWITCHES TO DIPPED HEADLIGHTS
Mum Comes Home Leaves the Computer
Makes Bets on College Football Donates Winnings to Losing School's General Scholarship Fund
uses last square of toilet paper replaces the roll
Waiting in a line whole day gives you his spot
playing race games with you brakes when he is in front of you
Having math exam lends you his calculator
Political science class is boring. Pays attention anyways.
Waits for Good night in reply Before closing the messenger
says he seen a bear. he really did
Plays twilight princess actually pays trill
Sees you steadily approaching in review mirror Changes lanes so you don't have to
You want me to leave the room for an hour? I'll be in the library till midnight
leaves a copy of 'the Secret' in your mailbox
opens spam email orders cialis
HEAR JUSTIN BEIBER SING NOT CALL HIM GAY
Plays against you in madden doesnt use the packers
PARKS OVER THE LINE GOES BACK AND FIXES IT
you break your hands while masturbating helps finish you off
THINKS YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS UGLY FAPS ABOUT HER ANYWAY
Makes two columns One for radians other for degrees
zamoczył pi73rmaster kutafong
fart in elevator  offer everyone a masker
fart in elevator  SPRAYED A PERFUME IMMEDIATELY
Performs a suicide attack and survives applies for debris cleaning
Borrows a game Returns it in less than a week
Had sex with your mom Waited until the wedding night
pops collar still a good guy
sees you sniping out of window claymores the door for you
Likes memes even he thinks they aren't funny
Finds out EX had an abortion adopts a baby
Last one to leave the room turns lights off
lunch time enjoy the lunch
Made Account for FJ Just to thumb your content
PLAYS AOE DOESN'T RUSH
GETS reply from celebrity on twitter Doesn't retweet to followers
Buys songs of of itunes Support the artist
doesn't complain about memegenerator's shortcomings
Dads on the booze... Take mom to bingo.
sees a bad reddit post still says 'good job'
Make 3 stripes on the break but scratch Takes Solids
Playin zelda Rings the bell before enter a house
has java update clicks ok
craps on back of toilet bowl Scrubs entire toilet
Grounded from computer Doesn't sneak on when parents aren't home
Read the 10 principles  Practices Them
'Yeah i can dj your party' opens youtube
Invites you For some video games Starts Single Player Mode
Uses another template To confuse people
Downloads Music for free Buys $300 headphones
Calls Party A Sausage Fest  Brought 10 dudes With him
hey can i borrow everything
Posts a picture of himself on facebook gets used for thousands of degrading memes
Goes to high school parties 25 years old
Asks for a water cup at Mcdonalds fills it with soda
finds a youtube video with no dislikes presses the disslike buttion
found a friend's facebook open got him a timeline
Uses Cheat Codes Calls the game boring
gets hit in dodgeball doesn't sit out
a meme makes him laugh doesn't vote it up
Says that he'll fight you shows up with 5 other friends
gets bitten by zombie doesn't tell anyone
finds waldo circles him with a pen
offers you a ride asks you to pay for gas
Borrows your Ps3 Brings back ps2
sings 'i whip my hair back and forth' to kids with cancer
Uses Your bathroom Clogs toilet and leaves
Says he needs to use bathroom before you shower takes a shit
'we're Gonna be friends forever bro' Gets girlfriend
Buys Mothers day present With money borrowed from Mother
friend breaks up with hot girlfriend likes her changed relationship status
CHEATS ON YOUR SISTER WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND
JOINS FIGHT CLUB bREAKS FIRST TWO RULES
ATTEMPTS TO MUG YOU AND YOU END UP KICKING HIS ASS TRIES TO TAKE YOU TO COURT FOR ASSAULT
Idolize Tupac and biggie hate black people with a passion
Sees a meme that's not in English Downvotes
About to lose the game disconnect the internet
Says that all jazz sounds the same listens to dubstep
Group assignment does nothing
Yo bro your sister's drunk got any condoms I can borrow?
kills own teammate in halo just to get their gun
RESTAURANT closes at 11pm arrives with 5 friends at 10:55pm
Texts you 'call me' doesn't answer phone
SUPPORTS SOPA
Ignores girlfriend Doesn't have Skyrim
Feels cONDOM BREAK DOSEN'T TELL GIRL
Turns left blinker on turns right
goes to t-mobile store posts 'i'm gay'  on every phone logged in to facebook
Criticizes your driving Doesn'T have a license
brags about sex with random girls smells like shit and never brushes teeth
You will get your $20 back once the album drops
Borrows your college books sells them back to bookstore
55 when youre driving behind him 75 when you try to pass him
scores a goal on fifa online doesn't skip the replay
GEts caught stealing your mom's jewelry 'we still cool
picks a fight with someone gets his ass kicked
Attends Party Uninvited Cockblocks every guy there
leaves house for first date date already wearing condom
Uses up your last roll of toilet paper Doesn't flush
steals your wallet spends 20 minutes helping you look for it
GOES TO FRIEND'S HOUSE USES HIS COMPUTER TO UPVOTE ALL HIS MEMES
finishes milk puts carton back in refrigerator
has argument with you over facebook loses
Sends you love notes sends same notes to another girl
upvotes own meme logs out
offers to give you a ride home demands gas money
goes to thrift store steals
Complains about leechers Doesn't seed
HATES GAY PEOPLE DRAWS PENISES EVERYWHERE
Doesn't want to spend 5$ on food Spends 40$ on weed instead
creates  a meme its a inside joke
calls in sick posts pictures on facebook at the beach.
Does nothing STILL believe HE WILL SUCCEED when older
Watching sixth sense tells you bruce willis was dead the whole time
Makes a facebook status likes it himself
STARTS an argument in person Finishes it on facebook
Saves a seat on the bus for his bag
gets hired at walmart call in sick on first day
'ill be on xbox soon' never gets on
Uses HASHTAG #ONFACEBOOK
complains about facebook on facebook
Dating hottest girl in high school Is 23 years old.
Yeah ive been to jail
goes to mcdonalds  asks for directions to burger king
Asks for a cigarette Puts it in his pocket
get's girlfriend pregnant time to look for a new girlfriend
Copies another meme's caption gets 100 upvotes
trys to post a serious status on facebook spells multiple words wrong
Tells arrow in the knee jokes doesnt even have skyrim
Comes to work 4 hours late takes lunch
walks in on mom having sex needs to borrow $20
Goes to europe Only eats american food
Says he's right around the corner comes an hour later
Tries to get rich Dies
Borrows your razor REturns it
Hits on girls at a funeral
never pays attention in class complains about how hard everything is
stole the top text
wakes you up with his alarm hits snooze and wakes you up every 20 mins for next hour
Day of group presentation doesn't show up
car wants to pass accelerates
Wants to play draw something with you writes every word
Repeatidly yells  'pass the weed' When your on the phone with your mom
what do i like most in a girl? me bro
Says almost there hasnt left yet
Goes on chat roulette is the guy jacking off
Clicks not attending Wasn't invited
Gives you Candy... Its just a wrapper.
CALLS YOU GAY WEARS EARRING
Doesn't have a bag to put your weed in Tells you he sells weed
You can't always be the sharpest tool in the shed But you can always be the biggest
PLays pokemon yellow evolves pikachu
Challenges to a fistfight Brings a knife
Buys smirnoff ice for 13 year old girls.
tips cows in india
Joins fight club talks about it
Hey dude you're out of ramen
dresses like a gangsta
RIOTS 'Cause hes poor organises on his blackberry
leaves all the outside lights on has no candy
steals your ipod says he somehow found the exact same ipod at a park
GETS A VIRUS ON YOUR COMPUTER 'YOUR COMPUTER IS F'D UP
Gets a headache: skips work Goes to work: gives others a headache
sTeals your joke gets more likes than you
leaves current pregnant girlfriend for another pregnant girl
ASKS IF HE CAN HAVE SOME TOAST ENDS UP FINGERING YOUR SISTER
Goes to meet a girl meets chris hansen
'left lane ends in 500 feet' merges in 499 feet
borrows your car moves to mexico
had sex with paris hilton with his right hand and a magazine
Brags about how much he works out takes the elevator one floor up
slightly Wets hands under sink Pulls out 10 feet of paper towel
sorry i cant take your shift i have to wake up early plays xbox all night
watches olympic games cheers for china
asks you for $5
says f--- da police online gets car stolen
Puts a copyright on his scumbag hat sues everyone on the internet
hears song that samples a beatles song 'yo
Bought you dinner with a coupon expects to get laid
Sees rival adventurer Shoots him in knee with arrow
Line for bathroom at party pisses in your closet
Borrows your laptop Installs windows 8
kisses girl tells everybody he nailed her
sees there's three urinals uses the middle one
Hears about a fight with your gf starts texting her
hates kids has 3
makes fun of you for asking questions fails class
Drives slowly in fast lane speeds up when you try to pass
posted status about stopping kony just to get likes
Goes in elevator presses all buttons
SELLS YOU WEED SMOKES IT WITH YOU
Prentends to know gang signs actually just American Sign Language
Knows toilet is clogged takes a massive dump
can i borrow everything
Join fight club talk about Fight Club
just met you calls you fag
goes to a chinese restaurant orders sushi
doesn't order fries wants some of yours
'nah bro
Steals games from Walmart trades them in for cash at Gamestop
'Nah
boot camp in 6 months tells everyone he is a marine
Uses your Facebook status as his own Gets more likes
gets diamond pickaxe in minecraft mines dirt with it
what we doin tonight? i got court tomorrow.
IS HAPPY AND KNOWS IT DOESN'T CLAP HANDS
big seahawks fan since 2014
Gets constructive criticism on his song deletes comment and blocks person
says you can play after he beats this mission Plays for five more hours
POSTS CAR ON CRAIGSLIST DOESN'T INCLUDE PICTURE
makes a bet and loses 'Bro we never shook on it'
sees a good meme copies it
clogs toilet at party leaves
likes jersey shore
steals money from his mom's purse to buy her a mother's day card
put status about 9/11 just to get likes
logs into pandora creates nickelback station
STIll comments with 'arrow in the knee'
crashes at your house wets the bed
Tells his sims to go for a swim Removes the laddEr
my profile picture is my dirt bike
I found some pizza rolls in your freezer You want some?
dreams in becoming an aspiring hip hop artist owns a t-pain microphone
ORDERS A WATER CUP FILLS IT WITH SPRITE
calls ur mom a milf and then says he's joking then adds her on facebook
Finishes box of cereal puts empty box back
uses internet explorer
reads scumbag steve memes and realizes he does most of those things doesn't try to change himself
'Yeah I can DJ your party' opens youtube
makes...........................................meme................................................really..............................................small..................................... just.................................................to.....................................................waste................................................your.....................................time
Comes over to your house Takes a shit and leaves
Borrows your pipe smokes crack out of it
ASKS IF HE CAN START A NEW STORY MODE OVERWRITES YOUR SAVED GAME DATA
Kills you with a rpg claims it was a headshot
be there in 10 minutes bro walks in 45 minutes later
SEES SOMEONE USING SHAZAM TALKS LOUDLY
makes video promoting kony 2012 and inspires a nation gets arrested 2 weeks later for masturbating in public
orders a venti double shot americano pays for it with money he stole from the barista's tip jar
makes fun of you for moving into a trailer live in his mom's basement
LAST LIFE BOAT
bums a ride bitches about your music
uses up all the hot water while wanking in the shower
Takes last slice of pizza without asking doesn't eat the crust
comes into footlocker to try on shoes never wears socks
watches kony 2012 on youtube dislikes
Posts screenshot of facebook  doesn't blank out the names
GET HIM JOB AT KMART STEALS 3 XBOX 360's ON FIRST DAY
Torrents skyrim complains how bad it is
needs a ride to the other side of the city gives you 2 bucks for gas
steals  other people's memes
Makes bad memes becomes number one meme king
Does no work in group project gets an A
'Sure brah
finds picture of guy who made a bad wardrobe decision blames him for every problem ever
asks to use cellphone texts all girls in contacts for nudes
asks if you need any help sighs when you say 'Yes.'
blasts 2pac in the student parking lot driving his mom's minivan
Can't win argument laughs at spelling mistake
drinks all the milk  leaves carton in the refrigerator
Sees car approaching at night Leaves on high beams
Tailgates until you change lanes doesnt pass
farts in the car locks all the windows
FINALLY BEATS YOU IN A GAME NEVER PLAYS YOU AGAIN
DOWNVOTES FUNNY NEW MEME COPIES IT
Wears belt Sags anyways
fingers your sister smell my finger brah
calls you gay infront of your girlfriend whilst hanging with 5 other men
Throwing the football around  punts it
ShIts explosively above the rim Blames bad luck brian
Asks to go to the bathroom Wanders halls for half an hour
empty row of seats sits at the side and makes you climb over
you Watching a great movie Tells you how it ends
Smokes weed for first time only listens to sublime for next 3 months
FRIEND POSTS FUNNY PICTURE ON FACEBOOK 'SAVE AS' AND REPOST INSTEAD OF 'SHARE' TO TAKE ALL THE CREDIT
Downloads torrent doesn't seed
Takes your virginity promising it'll be worth it last 45 seconds
cOPIES YOUR HOMEWORK WORD FOR WORD
1500 friends on facebook 98% are girls 16 and under
Get's 17 year old girlfriend pregnant and promises to take care of her NO JOB
1 hour and 23 minute game winner team: GG easy win
Has a girlfriend cockblocks you anyway
HEY CAN I BORROW EVERYTHING
Brings some nasty skank to your party has sex with her on your parents bed
brings 6 pack of coors drinks 12 of your craft beers
Tells everyone how hard it is to quit started smoking three weeks ago
Found out he's a meme Uses this as Facebook photo
gives you computer to type in password watches you type in password
Borrows your Lighter permenently
Girl says no to sex Tries to get her drunk
eats vegan burger with cheese
bones his sister's best friend complains to buds how disgustingly fat she is
goes to friend's funeral dressed like this
hates black people  loves obama
Has a muslIm friend CALLS HIM 'THE BOMB'
turns music up all the way in your car blows your speakers
Cheats on your sister with your other sister
Hey Bro
invites you to smoke has no weed
lets go on a date babe damn I forgot my wallet
Dont Mind ME Keep Masturbating
offers to help old lady cross the street pushes her down and steals her purse
Borrows moms last $20 has wallet full of cash
dude you cant play
Plays Draw something spells out word
Brings 10 random dudes to your party 'Yo this is a sausage fest'
Makes cocoa for mom gets the cup with more cocoa
can i have a smoke? what about that one i gave you last year
ASKS FOR INVITE TO FACEBOOK EVENT CLICKS 'NOT ATTENDING'
goes to restaurant with a bunch of friends
Best Friend comes out of the closet  Buys him chick-fil-a
has 'sex' doesn't flush toliet
says he is broke buys huge bag of weed
post a shitty video on youtube disable ratings and comments
Asks YOU QUESTION TEXTS WHILE YOU ANSWER
happy mothers day IM moving back into your basement.
Drinks all your sunny d leaves you purple stuff
says 'brb' doesn't  come back
you send him a meme you did on memegenerator says lol but doesn't upvote it
wins by 2 in madden claims he raped you
Borrows a book Never finishes reading
Says he smokes weed all the time Vomits and has panic attack  after hitting bong
Yo
quits smoking  his own smokes
Gets bit by zombie tells no one
Takes best seat in classroom Browses internet for whole lecture
asks for a sip drinks all of it
never answers phone always texting
SAYS HE IS ON HIS WAY COMES IN 3 HOURS
sees meme with >500 upvotes copies it
nickelback comes on the radio turns it up
WHAT GROUP PROJECT?
Clips his nails On your bed
makes a joke about your mother goes home to his mother
Helps you get through an abusive relationship WHILE IN FRIENDZONE starts dating you and treats you like shit
Ah
Hey bro Can i borrow your diamond pickaxe? falls in lava
BUY A PILL FOR FOUR SELL IT FOR FIVE
Constantly whines about how things should be different refuses to put forth even the least amount of effort to actually change anything
see's your girlfriend drunk 'takes her home'
SEES THE LIGHT GO GREEN HONKS
watches 8 mile thinks he can rap
just got xbox puts 420 in gamertag
SEES YOU ROLLIN' HATES
sexts  your 12 year old sister
has std doesn't tell her
uses last piece of toilet paper doesn't replace with new roll
SINK FULL OF DISHES STILL PISSES IN SINK
Kid in a top 1% Family
Takes a dump still leaves the seat up
Traffic Light turns green still busy texting
swears
jacks off in a sock  lets you borrow it the next day
WALKS INTO NEARLY EMPTY LECTURE HALL SITS RIGHT NEXT TO YOU
Likes facebook page Trash talks on every post
lemme borrow your homework bro
wears sunglasses at night
starts dating your mom forces you to call him daddy
Farts Leaves
global warming not his problem
Shows up to meet a girl meets chris hansen instead
Carries condoms everywhere all expired
claims he knows what he's doing Crashes heli after takeoff
yo can i crash here?
At work 5 minutes SMOKE BREAK
brags about how good he is at super smash bros. plays as jigglypuff
Says he's on his way shows up 8 hours later
Let's go to mcdonalds has no money
'Maybe attending'
Loses a game Accuses you of cheating
looks at himself in mirror tries to rob himself
NO MONEY FOR CHILD SUPPORT   GETS $300 TATTOO OF KID'S NAME
Yo man
Will fight you only with 79 of his frat brothers backing him up
Scumbag colleague takes lots of sick days Comes in when actually sick
Has sex with your Sister HIV Positive
faps doesnt clean hands
steal your joke uses it till everyone belive its his
hates gay people humps his guy friends
Has 2 sets of clothes in car one for black friends
Punches hole in your wall hangs poster over it
drinks half bottle      of beer opens new bottle
married to a 14 year old on facebook
Picks you to be his partner for a project doesn't do any of it
hey bro can i have a bite of your cinnamon roll? eats the middle
Takes dump in handicap toilet doesn't flush
You ask him for a lighter he gives you your missing lighter
Asks for a drink at your house doesn't drink all of it
Asks you to help him move  nothing is boxed up
make him some ramen 'i wanted the beef kind'
Gets Drunk off three beers pukes everywhere
gets busted by parents give them everyone's names
Not invited to party follows you to it anyway
Complains about the governement Doesn't vote
Asks if he could use the bathroom before I take my shit Takes a shit first
beats up 10 year old brags about it to fellow 25 year olds
Sees you enjoying a song on the radio changes station
'Yo man you should have been there last night' didn't invite you
Picks up item in super smash throws it off the edge
still hasn't paid you back for the money he owes you has a new tattoo
Intercepts your package pops all the bubble wrap
Invites his 2000 facebook friends to a house party  to your house
Says he's gonna bring beers turns up with friends and no beers
Says he has a funny video to show you Shows you 2 girls 1 cup
CHOOSES REAL MADRID EVERYTIME SAYS 'LOL I WON AGAIN'
Asks to borrow phone dials sex line
wakes up your girlfriend in the middle of banging her
Offers to take you home Asks for $10 in Gas money
Supports legalization of marijuana Regularly smokes spice
Loses an argument with you Downvotes your last 20 posts
shits on your bed as a prank 'calm down bro its just a joke'
borrows chapstick has herpes
catch him masturbating in your room doesnt stop
tells real name  still a scumbag
asks to borrow cigarette puts it behind ear for later
Call and ask if we have milk
Litters on earth day
borrows your lighter never gives it back
st anger  is the best metallica album
BORROW GUITAR SMASH IT ON STAGE
Drives slow in the left lane on the highway speeds up so you can't pass him
Yells at you to get ready isn't ready
steals his ex girlfriend's facebook password changes her sexual orientation to gay
Visits his Grandmother Steals her coin purse for crack
doesn't shut up about american election lives in canada and doesn't vote
calls you racist for not supporting obama
Asks you out for beer Has no CaSH
'toss my salad
notices expired food puts it back in the fridge
LOOKS THE CAT IN THE EYES AND PETS IT WHILE ITS TRYING TO TAKE A SHIT
asks you to dinner forgets his wallet
parents buy him $1200 macbook PRO breaks it in a week
scratches balls touches your face
bathroom stall is occupied poops in urinal
Refuses to sign sopa/pipa petitions
asks to borrow your pipe smokes crack in it
All his pokemon are named after      genitals
CHanges Song on Ipod at a party immediately after you put on a song 'This shit's tight bro.'
Deletes all comments makes it look like you're talking to yourself
DOESN'T understand somthing  assumes its stupid
Takes chip double dips
Sells you account Reports for account sharing
Schedules Honor  Fight Doesn't Show up
uses women's restroom pisses all over seat & didn't flush.
crashes borrowed car blames you for letting him drive it
robs and sells drugs has jesus tatoos
doesn't google asks on message boards
loves pauly d's music thinks mcdonalds is a 5 star resturant
WALKS UP TO A MIME WITH $10 acts like he can't get past an invisible wall
knocks up girl enlists in army
sets drink on table right next to coaster
Buys nba 2k12 only plays with miami heat
Goes to wedding cockblocks groom
'oh
Crashes at your house after dad beats him up tries to make out with your sister
borrows Call Of Duty Tells you he lost it. Actually Sold it to pay for cigarettes
call him over to smoke up comes with 5 people
Knows she is love of your life flirt with her behind your back
Invites jewish girl to dinner CookS pork
has a meeting with parole officer gets high for it
goes to the mall and buys nothing walks out with new white t-shirt
defines classes makes everything public
Ask for picture of nug and offers pizza for the best Calls police instead
pees in the pool without even getting in.
goes to a funeral brings a blowhorn
grabs a beer drinks half
steals wi-fi complains when you turn off  your router
Uses last of toilet paper doesn't get new roll
sees you try to pass him on highway accelerates
DOESNT PITCH IN FOR PIZZA EATS THE MOST
Uses all the hot water running a fake shower so he can fap
'Hey Bro
Does something nice IMMEDIATELY brags about it in a good guy greg post
DJ's at bar Plays 3 nickelback songs in a row
300 dollar headphones all music in 128kbps mp3
splits pizza with you takes the biggest slice
see strange girl crying talk to her with second intentions
says hi on skype goes afk
loves hip hop ruins it
Has an ounce Thinks FBI is watching him
Pukes on couch flips over cushion
borrows a pen Chews on cap
Sees you have trail mix only eats the M&ms
Complains about wasting raid time sits on the feast in bear form
asks to use your bathroom hear him checking the medicine cabinet
you offer him a mint because his breath smells like a horse's behind 'I don't like mints'
talks about your sex life in front of your mom
Drops cigarette ashes on your carpet rubs it in with his foot
SWAG secretly we are gay
doesnt get what he wanted for christmas tells all his nephews santas not real
sees dead body checks the pockets
Double posts doesn't care
tornado watch is in effect orders pizza
asks for some chips eats half the bag
quits weed starts heroin
asks girl to a movie makes her pay
Tired of walking steals bike
girlfriend just had baby looks for another girlfriend
'Drake's soft. He's not even from the ghetto' Records rap album. Parents pay studio fees
cRAVING WEED sTEALS GOOD GUY GREG'S SPLIFF
sleeps with your sister asks for ride home next morning
Takes party pictures tags you in every wasted pic
facebook... adds your little sister
borrows console game never returns it
Says He's on his way over still fapping on his bed
asks you out on a date 'forgets' wallet
GOes to party leaves and hides cans of drinks in pockets
Borrows your pants doesn't wear underwear
Calls his friends his 'niggas' doesn't have any black friends
PLays poker with fatally diseased friends Cheats
breaks up with girlfriend still uses her netflix
INTENTIONALLY falls down your stairs Sues you
Despises black people faps to black dudes having sex with white women
makes fun of your new house lives in a dumpy trailer with his mom
Walks in to Gucci to get a new hat gets angry becasue his girl friend spent all her money paying his rent
Buys beer drinks it on the way
waits outside farts inside
Eats last hot pocket Leaves empty box in freezer
Uses good guy greg meme To tell a bad thing
very religious person westboro baptist church
Downvotes memes of himself that hit too close to home
says he has no money has a 50 in his pocket
Claims to be your friend tries to date your ex
tells goku he's done fighting throws him a destructo disc when his back is turned
does nothing whole game blames the rest of the team for losing
3 urinals picks middle one
Likes TO GET WITH WOMEN 4 YEARS YOUNGEr THaN HIM. IS 18 YEARS OLD
asks to use your bathroom pees in sink
Gets all his friends started on drugs and alcohol Mom thinks his friends are a bad influence on him
doesn't buy fries wants some of yours
sneaks off to take a shit brings your laptop along
Finds a wallet on the ground Keeps it
Has people over watch him play cod
cheers
Goes in Sick Gives entire class the flu
Bought something on Ebay Didn't pay
Complains about utilities bill leaves A/c on high and goes out of town
Know nothing about politics vote anyway
Finds good meme Copies it and says its his
Sorry about the mess in your car Anyway
ASKS NOT TO SPOIL SPOILS ANYWAYS
Takes a dump at your place doesn't flush the toilet
Hey man can I borrow your lighter never returns the lighter
kicks the bathroom door open while you are taking a shit
Throwing around the football with friends punts
gets to work at 8:00 smoke break at 8:15
Friend said 'onions are the only food that can make me cry' hits him in the face with a watermelon
Goes engagement ring shopping ASks gf 'would you be cool with cubic zirconia?'
HAS more paternity tests than job interviews
Goes to game store and buys 4 games for himself on mother's day
Greets his blind neighbor 'Long time no see'
says 'I can't Talk Right Now' Is online on facebook
GETS SHOT IN PAINTBALL KEEPS FIRING
gets the masterball on pokemon uses it on magikarp
Lives in your apartment for free complains about how shitty it is
HAS TO WRITE 1000 WORDS FOR ESSAY DIDN'T REALISE THAT MAKING THE FONT BIGGER DOESN'T CHANGE THE WORD COUNT
makes a car his profile picture to look cool got the picture from google images
runs over your dog uses it to make a coat
gets pissed drunk breaks in your house and feel up your mom while she's sleeping
HAS FULL HP snaps away the health pickup you needed
Does bath salts with you Eats your face
Takes last squat rack at gym does bicep curls
has a gremlin. feeds it after midnight
Breaks up with girlfriend Febuary 13th Gets back with her on the 15th
'Ya bro
protests sopa crys about people using his memes
demands to be seated in exit row refuses to help in case of an emergency
'I HOPE THIS ISN'T A REPOST' IS TOTALLY AWARE THAT IT IS
Call him a meme Insults your mother without reason
calls you gay wears pink shirt
Doesn't get the joke dislikes the post
Next Round is on me! leaves party
goes to party uninvited posts address on facebook
Tries to show off at Gym gets hernia
PIZZA? DIBS ON YOUR CRUSTS
Scratches Back with rake Claims sexual encounter
I'm a die hard metal fan
Adopts a dog Returns it next day
Yells at me to get on xbox Isn't On xbox when i get on
One does not simply... break the rules of meme making
Tells you
Sees you rushing to the elevator presses the close button
goes to wwe Raw taping chants 'TNA!'
invites girl for romantic dinner at his place frozen pizza and dubstep
plays a cleric in d&d doesn't heal
says he hates fake people favorite rapper is      rick ross
bets you 100 $ if you eat your own shit lol bro i was just joking
volunteers to be designated driver first one to get shit faced
'Brb' Doesn't come back
Says he's a Heat fan Can't name a player other than Lebron
Leaves footprints on toilet seat While crapping in tank
gets a detention for being late to class shows up late for detention
TALKS A LOT OF SHIT ABOUT GOOD GUY GREG
Fight incoming.. 'i got your back bro' 'sry bout yesterday bro
Steals your care package in call of duty it was a chopper gunner
Judges Your Taste In Music Listens to Afroman
Thinks his youtube comments are smart Types 'Your Gay'
Takes a girl out to eat 'forgets' his wallet
'Gimme a ride bro. I'll pay gas.' Gives you a handfull of change.
FEDEX damages item bought off amazon 1 star
goes to gym to work out doesn't take off his jeans and jacket
uses hashtags doesn't have a twitter
borrows x-box controllers and mic Returns them broken
Has nothing important to say REPLY ALL
borrows your car to impress a girl has sex in it to impress you
Owns Bluetooth Headset And Pay-as-u-go Phone
Yeah i guess I'd Eat Some pizza Eats Entire Box
Your new toilet isn't hooked up yet takes a big shit in it anyway
invites friends to job interview pyramid scheme
Has anyone seen my hat?
borrows your car to 'go to the store' leaves used condoms on the backseat floorboard
Buys $400 dollar shoes Complains about price of text books
refers to girls as sluts pissed off because girls hate him
gets drunk and pukes on floor puts bathroom mat over top of it
reposts a good meme that didn't get any upvotes gets 100 upvotes
WHINES ABOUT BASEBALL TALK IN DECEMBER TALKS ABOUT FOOTBALL IN APRIL
If U got the herb I got the spark
LOSES KEYS YOUR KEYS
STORE CLOSES IN 5 MINUTES CALLS THAT HE IS on the way
drinks non alcoholic beer acts drunk
calls in sick goes in to pick up his pay check
1
rapes a girl blames a girl
gets bitten by zombie doesn't tell anyone
Wonders why game hasn't started is the guy we're waiting on
Knows there's already a thread about the same topic creates new thread anyways
Goes to raves for the 14 year old babes
Doesn't like good guy greg
ABOUT TO BEAT HIM IN SUPER SMASH BROTHERS NO CONTEST
Borrows pencil never giives it back
never comes to class complains about how shitty the teacher is
Sees sopa Supports it
asks if he can borrow a lighter then he asks for a cigarette
borrows your toilet never flushes
Sees you asked me a question on facebook 'Likes' IT instead of reply
pronounces meme 'MAYMAY'
I COOKED FOR HER ON OUR FIRST DATE BITCHES LOVE EASY MAC
occupy... your house
listens to dubstep only knows about skrillex
Says he will take a break from weed actually doesn't
drinks your vodka adds water
Asks everyone to get together and clean the house over the weekend Disappears for three days
ASKS FOR FIVE ICE CREAM SAMPLES LEAVES WITHOUT ORDERING ANYTHING
discovers meaning of life keeps it to himself
Finds out you know computers only talks to you for computer help
fill a zip lock bag full of oregano sell it as weed to middle schoolers
Torrents Doesn't seed
works at ihop never heard of the international house of pancakes
Drives around neighborhood on a hot day loudly playing ice cream truck music Not the ice cream man
has sex with your mom shits in your room and stells your stuff
listens to the song 'working man' while procrastinating
mooches neighbor's wifi bitches that the connection is too slow
asks you for a light for his cigarette  then asks you for a cigarette
trick or treats without a costume
says he'll be your wingman doesn't leave once target acquired
Posts AND TAlks ABOUT THE DEBate DOESN'T register to vote
goes to work high
PISSES THE SHIT STAINS OFF THE TOILET 'I DID MY SHARE OF CLEANING!'
goes to a goodwill shoplifts
says a game sucks because he isnt good at it
pays for twitter followers puts 'social media expert' on resume
HAS ONE BLACK FRIEND STARTS A RAP GROUP
heard world is ending december 21st stopped wearing condoms in april
goes on memegenerator.com doesnt vote for anything
invites you to fancy birthday dinner expects you to pay
looks through your music collection wants you to burn him 10 cds
Didn't Play Diablo 1&2 Logins Successful on First attempt to diablo 3
'Relax i'll buy you the pill first thing tomorrow when we wake up'  sneaks out the window at 5am
Late for family reunion stopped for condoms
tries shrooms changes nickname to shaman_89
Alarmed Door Just another exit
borrows car returns it on empty
graduates high school in 2005 still goes to high school parties
spills chips on your carpet spreads them around with his hand
smoke a blunt with him Nig Lips it
comes into office throws up on floor
aRRIVES AT HOUSE TO PICK YOU UP FOR DATE HITS ON YOUR MOM
PLAYS MARIO KART 64 USES LIGHTNING BEFORE THE JUMP ON WARIO STADIUM
obsessivley reccomends you music dosen't listen to any music you reccomend him
Paid the rent once
buys $500 civic puts $10
claims to be totally gangsta  terrified by black people
Claims bf3 sucks play black ops
Notices your awesome post REposts and takes credit
accidentally pees on toilet seat Just raises it
girlfriend dumps him wonders why
Watches jersey shore enjoys it
Downloads 500gb of torrents sets upload limit to 1 kb/s
RETURNS GAME YOU LENT HIM MANUAL MISSING
Goes through drive thru has 4 separate orders
says bros before hoes ditches you for girl
'I'm gonna change the music if it's shitty' riding in your car
borrow video game trade it for another game
Plays Gta  in your house Lose the rest of the money and saves the game
Asks for complimentrary cup of water in taco bell fills with soda
Takes last piece of pizza Has a plate full of pizza crusts
borrows game after you beat it. no intentions of returning it.
calls you doesnt pick up when you call back
Sees you press the traffic light button presses it again anyway
'i had like 3 girls all over me' touched a breast once
Let Friend play cod while you shower come back all classes are changed
Scumbag Steve Dies on my Birthday
Crinkles Chip Bag Tells Girlfriend condom is on
'I miss you guyS' declines all invitations to hangout
hey man
Aggressively honks at other drivers when he sees them make a mistake Gets mad when  other drivers honk at him for making a similar mistake
95 degrees out still wears fur coat
shows up to your party with no food or drinks complains about the food and drinks being served
'Yo
poops his pants Shakes the crap out onto the floor of his grandma's house
goes to a fancy restaurant complains to the waiter for how things are expensive
Meets ASh ketchum uses a thunderstone on his pikachu
Forgets affliction     shirt wears fur coat instead
Starts meme generator website makes sign up and log in impossible
Bums a cig Doesn't smoke
Wins lottery and quits job Still collects unemployment
comes over to your house drinks all the kool-aid
has been a sophomore for 3 days 'freshman are so retarded'
sees hot girl at the gym goes on treadmill directly behind her
borrows razor still has beard
Decides to browse for new cell phone rings on the bus
volunteers to give you a ride charges you for gas
Watches monsters inc. roots for randall
takes a shower then takes a shit
Gets Girlfriend Pregant Leaves to be with girl who has a kid
makes a video protesting he's not a scumbag proof he's a scumbag
invites you to lunch...  says he forgot his wallet
Brags About being humble
Borrows laptop leaves 'Thugboy.com' as homepage
uses the last of the tp doesn't tell anyone
Works at bioware releases paid dlc on day one
Post status about kony 2012 doesn't care about the movement a week later
see's funny good guy greg meme rates it down
accidently drops a piece of trash leaves it
Steals your clever message from twitter Posts it on facebook to get likes
OBSERVES SPEED BUMP >___> SPEEDS UP
just dropped a two flush deuce in your toilet only flushed once...
makes MEME MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE'S MEMES USES WRONG MEME
Sends you stuff for a group project its all copied and pasted from wikipedia
Changes lanes in front of you then signals
H.P. Lovecraft? Sorry fag
no
Yeah bro I'll get you back Never gets you back
plays words with friends uses dictionary
'You became a millionaire? I'm so proud of you bro!' Sues you for an incident that happened 10 years ago.
yells at you for interrupting him walks out of the room when you start talking
has hundreds of xbox games doesn't let you borrow 1
Goes 50 in a 60 zone goes 60 in a 50 zone
asks to spend night Steals your sister's underwear  at 4 am
reads youtube comment about the video having no dislikes dislikes the video
Talks like a thug... until racist dad comes home.
goes to buffet fills pockets with food
Gets drunk with friends and sets fire to things while you get high and try to relax complains that you're freaking out
CLAIMS TO BE GOOD AT FIFA 12 LOSES 30-0
'HEY
gets made fun of #haterzgonhate
askes you for a sip of your soda drinks the rest
Sees car approaching at night leaves high beams on
Brings pot to your house knows you're on probation
Sees you talking to girl does everything in his way to stop you
Offers to Babysit cancels then shows up anyway
my name is really chad
pisses all over toilet seat lifts seat up afterwards so people think it wasnt him
Pays back money he owes you nope
retard walks by points and laugh
'I'll be right back' never comes back
Considers himeself 'gangsta' listens to maroon 5
Do you want the red or blue pill? both
Goes to drive through and orders ten meals drives off
borrows your car illegally parks it and gets it impounded
cars speed past i speed up
turns tv channel  gets up and leaves room
empty car park parks in disabled space
Knows you hate pop music Enjoys listening to it in front of you
copies a meme from a different meme website posts it on meme generator to take all the credit
SEES YOU READING A POPULAR BOOK SPOILS THE ENDING
says he's a gamer only plays angry birds
Gets into Traffic only because you let him in doesn't give 'thank you' wave
rip mandela actually thinks is morgan freeman
buys next gen console only plays call of duty
GROWS UP TO BE COP ARRESTS PEOPLE FOR ALL THE STUFF HE DID AS A KID
tells girl hes not like most guys is exactly like most guys
Walks into an orphanage yo mama jokes
Thinks hes the shit really just smells like it
Pokes holes in ur condoms Laughs at u when ur girl gets pregnant
calls tech support lies about details
borrows $150 for 'an emergency' brags for 2 days about how hot that hooker was
loses his wallet claims you stole it
borrows your sleeping bag faps
TAkes the last slice of pizza Didn't even pay for it
SEES SOMEONE ASK A QUESTION ON FACEBOOK LIKES IT
'I can go all night' can't get hard
turns gay only a giver
sees your download is almost complete cancels it
bros just hear me out but hitler actually was kind of right about some things
'trust me' lies
DOWNLOADS AN EBOOK THAT IS DIFFICULT TO FIND THEN REPORTS THE FILE
Puts the lotion on its skin still gets the hose again
Constantly complains about gas prices Buys a pickup that gets 12 MpG
Finds prostitutes for the secret service ANONYMOUSLY tips their boss
late for company christmas party stopped for condoms
5-19 in mw3 rage on gf
TAKES HIM 45 MINUTES TO DRESS STILL FORGETS TO PULL UP HIS PANTS
Has whole box of cigarettes asks you for one
tells you he shit his pants you realize they were your pants
people like his status feels more popular than jesus christ
Thinks he's toughest in the room Cries when punched
asks to 'borrow' a cigarette then a lighter
promises not to call your friend sends her text messages immediately
says yolo after everything... yolo
HAS MONEY ALWAYS SAYS HES BROKE
invites people over for beer pong doesn't have any cups
Hates christians for promoting their views preaches atheism to all of reddit
do you get to the cloud district often? what am i saying
takes trip of lifetime to australia spends whole time on facebook and reddit
asks for sugar takes cat
Brings you on road trip Invites your ex
calls you just to brag about getting laid ignores everything you say
Fails high school Gets a girl pregnant
buys basketball shoes wears them everywhere
invites you out for pizza 'forgets' wallet
Has ugly girlfriend cheats with an even uglier girl
ashes in your beer bottle doesn't tell you
Leaves the A/C on  when it's 34 degrees outside
'bro's before ho's' gets gf week later
puts on cap sideways and fake fur jacket doesn't leave house all day
'let's watch a movie.' Quotes every line
gets you a game for your birthday downloaded it to his computer first
Borrows your car 3 Speeding tickets
Doesn't Believe in afterlife still not an organ donor
Cockblocks you sleeps with chick you were just talking to
'I have homework to do' bangs your sister
you whisper a good joke he says it out loud to get the credits
Says you're like a sister to him rapes you a few weeks later
can't afford gas bought this hat
starts in the local gym Only trains biceps and abs
comes over and smokes blunts with you comes back with six dudes beats your ass and steals your laptop
Forgets pencil for class takes yours
ARGUES POLITICS ON THEPIRATEBAY
farts in public picks a target to blame it on
Throws a can of coke at you hey you were suppose to catch it man
Yo i'mma get rich or die tryin dies tryin
suggests you're unfunny steals your material
yoooo is this cool
sister sends him to store for baby food and diapers uses money for beer and cigarettes instead
SCIENTOLOGIST
Helps old lady cross the streeT With his front bumper
Sees someone being an idiot types 'your stupid'
sees pretty girl jogging  'hey! you need a ride?'
Loses argument Insults the other person to feel big
Talks about going back to school misses first day of class
complains about schedule has 4 day weekends
girlfriend breaks up with him posts her nudes on the internet
Messages every person in the group at 1:00 AM 'LOL'
Post picture of self on facebook Tags all of his female friends
GRANDMOTHER HAS BAD MEMORY CONVINCES HER IT'S HIS BIRTHDAY 3 TIMES PER YEAR FOR MONEY
MAKES FUN OF CONSPIRACY THEORIES FOR EXPLOITING BAD INFORMATION TRUSTS CNN
complains about grammar in youtube comments
'who's your crush? i won't tell anyone' whole class knows next day
gives you up lets you down
Uses umbrella.... walks under the store awnings forcing you to walk in the rain.
Likes big butts lies
Works in Produce dept. PUts two stickers on all fruit
OWES YOU $30 GIVES YOU $10 3 MONTHS LATER
Promises not to wear 'that douchey hat' to the party wears douchey hat in a douchey way
TAG! no tag backs!
Says he doesn't need wrist strap hurls wiimote through your new flatscreen tv
Says he loves Halo
Finds waldo circles him﻿ with a pen
Installs new Shower head Calls himself a professional plUmber
Likes you. until the girl he actually likes is single.
parents buy him a car & pay insurance complains about having to pay for gas
You guys can't go to that movie without me sees movie alone
Farts in elevator Gets off next stop
I swear it'll only take a second takes two seconds
Says not to be racist proceeds to say something completely racist
he just bought a new pack of cigarettes hey bro
Drives around ALL DAY IN YOUR CAR FOR FREE COMPLAINS ON HOW SHITTY THE CAR IS
Goes Camping With eight guys Calls muscial gay
says it's just allergies has the flu
fills trash can until lid won't close starts using the floor instead
Sees you in a comfortable yawn position Hits you in the balls
Makes fun of your vocabulary Uses 'Brah' after every word
has sex with your girlfriend pranked
farts in class blames you
on his facebook profile it says hes a chef he works at mcdonalds
invites you to party with him 'did you bring booze?'
asks for advice
hey bro what's your sisters number
asks to stay the night stays for 6 months
goes to the dentist doesn't brush his teeth
Drinks too much at    his house throws up at    your house
sleeps with your sister asks for high five
whoevers in the shower ima take a dump right quick
listens to 50 cent and lil wayne who's biggie?
Lets everyone borrow his hat Gives them lice
Says he will chip for gas forgot wallet
friend has adhd gets high on his ritalin
Sees friend on sidewalk while driving stops to talk for 5 minutes while blocking traffic
Hogs the xbox
changes the music that's playing in your car
Doesn't understand memes makes one anyway
Constantly Scratches Balls Proceeds to Touch everything in the apartment
BEATS UP HIS GIRLFRIEND SAYS SHE SLIPPED
stops adventuring knees are completely healthy
Shows up at your halloween party Leaves with your little brothers unicef box
Complains that someone parked in his spot parks in your spot
GETS NICE PRESENT FROM MOM DOESN't hug her
loves south park only knows cartman
Drinks 1 FOUR LOKO FACEBOOK STATUS 'WASTED'
made a unsuccessful post delete it and repost
agrees to house-sit for you eats all the food out of your fridge and lets your hamster die
Asks you to come over to his house Doesn't show up until an hour after you get there.
Has sex with a dude calls everyone else gay
downvotes every link has never submitted one
writes 1 tiny line
Always ASK for your help Ignores you when you need his help
Always Smoking Never Buying
too wasted
Forgets his mom's birthday publicly wishes her a happy birthday on facebook revealing her age
Leaves charcoal on floor gets mad when you tread on it
TELLS GIRL hE LOVES HER DOESN'T LET HER POST RELATIONSHIP STATUS ON FACEBOOK.
Attends your party drinks your cough syrup
RESTAURANT CLOSES AT 10:30  ORDERS AT 10:25
Says He From The Bay Actually From milwaukee
Hey man can i crash on your couch? Stays forever
GETS OWNED ON INTERNET PRETENDS IT WAS JUST A JOKE
'damn girl
Sees other car going 5 miles above speed limit Time to pass him on two lane residential street
SLAGS PEOPLE FOR NOT SEEDING torrents Doesn't seed torrents
agrees with jimmy wales still wont donate wikipedia
goes to a strip club sits in the back corner
Brings fat girls to party Leaves beer cans everywhere
inserts usb flash drive to computer doesn't remove safely
wants to talk laughs at your problems.
TELLS YOU HE'LL GIVE YOU 5 dollars FOR A RIDE DOESN'T ACTUALLY HAVE 5 dollars
you have nothing for dinner eats a pizza in front of you
'ill be there in a sec' arrives 1 hour later
Says Bullying is wrong bullies other people
Calls you an idiot for sucking at school watches jersey shore
Gets pulled over hides pipe under your seat
borrows money
wINS THE LOTTERY sTILL DOWNLOAD MOVIES
'No worries bro
Gets dumped Complains to other Girlfriend
EATS the rest of the cereal puts box back in cabinet
Tells everyone he's moving Doesn't Move
lends you $1 claims he lent you $10
ASKS YOU TO FRONT HIM BREAKS YOUR PIECE
Begs for gold Leaves sellable items on the ground
if you ever need nothing i'm totally here for you
criticizes miley cyrus for dancing like she's in one of his rap videos
Sees perfectly clean toilet seat Pisses on it
collects welfare owns iphone
Comes Uninvited Complains
has steam sale you can't buy anything
asks you to come over and blaze with him has no weed
calls your girl ugly steals her the next day
has life proof case for his iphone doesnt wear a condom
made it rain in the club counterfeit money
gets 6 figures giving a speech claims he is broke
Asks To Have some of your trail mix Only eats the M&M's
'i'll be right back' shows up 2 hours later
borrows your car for a ten minute drive messes up the mirrors
Tells everyone apple sucks Has itunes
gets hit in dodgeball continues playing
brags about owning a porsche gt3  its a hotwheels car
get's you a book as a chrismas present. its due back at the libary today
comes in at noon goes out to lunch
USES AXE FOR AIR FRESHeNER
finds spoiled milk in fridge puts it back in
His kid is cranky and needs a nap Takes her to the store so she can throw a big fit in public
takes a dump doesn't flush
plays monopoly steals from the bank
Hey man i just clogged your toilet your plunger is broken too
Uploads someone elses music  calls it his new mixtape
makes a meme that sucks creates multiple accounts to get lots of upvotes
Can i use your bathroom bro? drops a huge deuce
Comes to birthday party Doesn't bring present
says hes moving to canada because of obamacare doesn't realize canada has government run healthcare
Puts up Halloween decorations on his house doesn't have candy
Not on your team  calls for pass
borrows $5 asks for $20 the next day
orders a big mac at apple's online store
thinks eminem is the best white rapper alive doesn't know any other white rappers
'yeah dude be over in like an hour..' never shows up
Borrows your xbox 360 brings back a sega dreamcast
takes massive shit sends you a pic of it
gives your game back
'faggot cops can't touch me
invites bad luck brian over  robs him
play skyrim
Tells homeless guy to get a job Parents pay his bills
ask for a cup for water  get coke
calls self rico suave hates mexicans
Comes over to play xbox with you Plays a 1-player game the entire time
Eats only one flavor of your neapolitan icecream
eats all your food then eats out your sister
shows up to funeral wearing fur coat and gucci hat
borrows your lighter permanently
GETS MARRIED FOR TAX PURPOSES
GetTing out of friend's car And bee flies in ClOses door
BorRows car Brings it back with an empty tank
GOES INTO A SUSHI RESTAURANT LOOKS AT WHAT'S ON THE MENU AND DECIDES TO LEAVE
beg for your only snack gets it n tastes one bite then throws it away
gets with your girlfriend uses your condoms
picks what film we watch instantly falls asleep when it starts
goes to pc lan party brings mac
Rock. Paper. Scissors. Dynamite.
opens a pack of gum in class doesn't share
submits meme doesn't spellcheck
HAVE SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME POST IT ON FB
gets a job never shows up
pass him the blunt never comes back
parents never loved me... ...Thank god for mtv
You bought a drink? LET ME WATERFALL IT.
GOES TO COLLEGE FORUM POSTS MEMES INSTEAD OF WORK
Borrows your car then leaves it at drug dealers house because it ran out of fuel 'Chill man
shits hard above the rim doesn't flush
gets kicked out of house mom still buys him everything
Post how he needs to change his life on facebook Does xanax bars and drinks a shit ton every nght
Even he hates sopa and pipa still a scumbag though
Asks to roll a joint for the group... USES ALL THE WEED
sees sausage fest brings more dudes
ASKS FOR A SIP FROM YOUR DRINK H1N1 Positive
WONT CHIP IN ON mw3 PLAYS IT MORE THan you
Calls you a loser for pirating games Uses Emulators
listens to nothing but mac miller
Download Movies & Games via Torrent Never seeds
Sees old woman in the bus asks the guy next to him to stand up
post not in english? DISLIKE just because i don't get it
writes dumb rap lyrics impresses 14 year olds with it
Rolls up the window farts
bullies you at age 14 hangs himself at age 30
MIND IF I CRASH HERE BRO?
Saves money on toothpaste uses yours
gets shown picture on smartphone immediately begins flipping through your other pictures
Funny picture thread posts youtube videos
asks for cigarette takes two
Asks for cigarette Put it in pocket
Scumbag Steve Is a real person
IN A TIGHTLY PACKED ELEVATOR FARTS THE SMELLIEST FART EVER
'Yo
Joins group project Contributes nothing
hits on your girlfriend right in front of you denies it
Proves you wrong With a terrible analogy
Has threesome at 16 years old complains life is too hard
Doesn't know what an eighth is 'I  only sell by half quarter'
invites himself over brings a friend
Doesn't know he's white Everyone hates him
28 & Lives at home Mom..wheres my dinner
talks in phone calls you 'someone'
takes you out to a bar doesn't buy you a drink
Sees you trip and fall laughs
Volunteer Fireman Fire Insurance agent
run make uninstall? rm -rf /usr
Spends a small fortune on a gaming pc plays half life 2
Offers you free gum nicotine gum
BUMS CIGARETTES FROM YOU HAS A WHOLE PACK IN HIS POCKET
Makes fun of you if you don't go to the gym makes fun of you after you decide to go to the gym
used your bathroom peed in the sink
All his stories start with 'back in the day' still in high school
talks like he's from jersey shore born and raised in michigan
says he cant spare 2 dollars for beer buys playstation 4 the next day
asks for your change has $500 in his wallet
'I BANGED A MILF' TEEN MOM
splits a pizza with friends pitches in $0.43
Loses an argument claims he was only trolling
agrees to be the best man at your wedding gets drunk
Loses a meme war Tells everyone he won
Runs memegenerator servers
orders food to go eats in resteraunt
Gets asian script tattoo  complains when people ask what it means
a girl said im really hot thanks
Tells employees to take breaks at specific times Leaves work 2 hours early without telling anybody
ALWAYS PEER never seed
Sets asking price Decides asking price isn't enough
Your post makes him laugh downvotes
makes fun of you for moving into a trailer park still lives at home with his mom
Asks you if you can get alcohol and weed for his party doesn't invite you
Found a friend's facebook open add's all 'people you may know'
tAKE HIM FOR A RIDE IN YOUR NEW CAR LIGHTS UP A CIGARETTE WITHOUT FIRST ASKING
creates not funny and poorly written english meme he's italian
Hates on anti-gays calls people faggots
once he thought he felt empathy but then remembered the drug was  called  something else
uses a proxy for down voting your memes
torrents video games doesnt seed and complains about speed
Watches 8 mile Became scumbag steve
complains about people pirating the brony documentary watches and downloads MLP episodes on youtube
Ignores thread about draft date for a month says the draft date doesn't work for him the day before it happens
You guys are pissing me off
shits in the sink blames the dog
Says he'll pay you back after his book deal comes thru Hasn't started the book yet
'WWE Is real'
wears dr dre beats round neck has no ipod in pocket
Invites you To cinema you pay
Says he'll fight you after school brings 8 of his friends
walks in 5 minutes before closing leaves 30 minutes later without buying anything
steals diamond ring asks where your ring went
doesnt go to highschool goes to highschool parties
dentist appointment shows up 30 mins late with a chew in
90 degree day
Voted for Obama moved out of the country
TRIES TO GET YOU JUMPED WANTS TO BE FRIENDS AGAIN
sucks with electronics worked at an electronics store
'Yo dude let's hit another bowl' doesn't have weed
CHECKS IN AT PLACES WHILE WALKING PAST THEM
Complains Mexicans     took er jobs Celebrates cinco de mayo
Mom can you take a picture of me walking out the door? thanks
tells joke asks 'get it?'
lies to you about you leaving 5 bucks inside the restroom just so you can walk inside and smell his shit
OFFERS YOU WEED ASKS YOU TO BUY IT FOR HIM
uses your cell to hit up a 'skank' leaves evidence for your gf to see
Dri ves girlfriend's dad's car around all the time punches windshield when they get into an argument
accidentally sleeps with all your ex-girlfriends
recieves facebook chat message immediately goes offline
Person died in my school oh they were my best friend
Knows Meme is shit posts it anyway
finally gets job fails drug test
plays call of duty only uses grenade launcher
FOreign girl comments on status 'jeez learn english'
hits nerd runs away
mows the lawn with his shirt off is completely out of shape
Pro life bombs abortion clinic
makes memes about scumbag steve who does something a scumbag would do does it himself
Starts draw something game won't finish
gets job only to get unemployment again
Asks if you want to hang out later hangs out with another friend instead
Hates hipsters for their anti-mainstream attitude hates successfull musicians
Person pours soul out into post corrects grammar
borrows your car crashes
Sees a youtube video has 0 dislikes Becomes the first dislike
thinks the main character of american pie is stifler
your dogs go missing from the garden two days later
Yo Dawg
borrows condom steals your girlfriend
Hears about kony . . . On team kony !
borrows pencil returns it with teeth marks
'Yo bro
Goes out to dinner with a big group only person who has to pay with a card
swag
I'm sorry I got you pregnant JK
This time: 'I'll pay you back next time
Brag About Having Two Jobs Get Fired From 1st Job Within 2 Hours
Says it will take 2 minutes Takes 15 Minutes
calls you to his house spends 4 hours talking to his girlfriend
takes a shit in your bathroom doesn't flush
adds troll to the group complains about the troll
clogs toilet at party leaves without saying bye
Smoke him out Leaves 5 minutes later to hang out with his other friends
Made eye-contact with friend on street Didn't say hello
brings pie to family party for himself
asks to crash at your place steals your computer after you fall asleep
Sends you messages on Facebook always appears offline
wears sunglasses inside
sell you 'good weed bro' horse shit
It's brown Lets it mellow
Uploads Mp3's to share all Mp3 quality at 16kbps
Can i have the first piece of the cake? you cut the first piece up
claims he is black two white parents...
Guy with riot shield about to get a kill Steals Kill from behind
shakes your hand hasn't washed hands since last fap
uses the word 'disparages' doesn't know what it means
makes fun of religion posts christian music to impress girl
SHARES LINKS DOESN'T REPLY TO TEXTS
Always Takes a penny Never leaves one
'Yo bro
40 minute game and wins 'easy'
lets u borrow a game wants it back the next morning
Please Take One Takes WHOLE BOWL
tells story about something someone has done in the past Claims to have also done that
offers to drive passed out by 10PM
tell me you like a girl now i wanna date that girl
We're the 99% posted from an iphone
tell a girl you love her
TAKES PIC OF YOUR TATTOO GETS SAME TATTOO
Deliver Pizza to house 22.95- 23.00 keep the cahnge
says sup on facebook chat doesnt reply after you respond
Hey bro Can I borrow 10 bucks Im looking for a job on monday
Receive a 2 pages-long letter asking for a date text her 'no'
says he has wife doesn't.
skips class on 420 doesn't smoke weed
Announces it on Facebook Doesn't Go
goes to red lobster orders a hamburger
2 enemies afk in ranked game gg noobs
goes to middle school paryy complains about no beer
Can i borrow your bandwidth? comcast cut me off gets you banned
prefers shemales
doesn't care if politicians are crooked as long as government gives him free shit
Asks to play game Immediately goes AFK for no reason
borrows headset MOVES OUT
GOES TO FUNERAL FOR THE FOOD
dumps you on your birthday
throws out plastic bottle on earth day
has the kids for the weekend leaves them at his girlfriends place while he goes out to bone some other chick
ASKS TO STAY THE NIGHT AT YOUR PLACE MOVES IN
Already knows that's I like his friend Going to movies together and he sits between us
Sees a meme in spanish laughs and acts like he gets it.
drivesto school lives 4 blocks away
i got this lovely furcoat from my mum :^)
designs operating system no one understands
BORROWS 360 controller  breaks joystick was already like that bro
says he doesnt want to order anything at burger king eats half of your fires
Is disgusted at boston bombings uploads aftermath pic on memegenerator
used your bathroom peed in your sink
Doesn't get inv to party on FB  Goes anyway
says warhammer copied star craft
TELLS A YO MOMMA JOKE TO AN ORPHAN
DOESN'T RETURN SHOPPING CART IN PARKING LOT ON A WINDY DAY
no surveillance cameras and nobody around steal the eggs and the sugar!!!
Hell na
hey man
breaks up with girlfriend a week before valentines day gets back together a week after valentines day
asks you to take him to see a movie plays with his phone the entire time
Takes Immense shit in your toilet Doesn't flush toilet & ignores u at school
Turns off the lights so 49ers can win
Mom can i borrow 20 bucks to buy you a birthday gift
I don't always wear a hat  but when I do
Yo
Hey man
sees hes about to lose in a video game knocks the controller out of your hand
puts a $1000 stereo in a $500 car
PLays cod on friends account leaves it on invert
Gets infected with Herpes Tells u They're Gods speedbumps
comes over uninvited drinks your beer
gets oppritunity to play music in class outloud dubstep
SAYS HE ONLY LISTENs TO UNDERGROUND RAP lil wayne
says he pulled out when he really just finished
Tries to get with girl at party. fails. steals tv
sees homeless man gives him monopoly money
breaks his finger punching someone  wont stop talking about it
finds your missing wallet keeps it
votes for obama 'cause he's black
two weeks late on rent gets angry when you ask him about it
just got paid taking his girl to the waffle house
borrows something from you waits until you forgot about it
borrows your car gets it impounded
parks in handicapped spot with grandma's car
Makes memes of people only he knows
late on childsupport pre-orders iPhone 5
Says He'll Only Have A Slice or Two 3/4 of pizza gone
friend vomits after gettin drunk realizes its his turn to clean it...
INSISTS ON QUICK EBAY PAYMENT TAKES 2 WEEKS TO SEND ITEM
Puff puff pass
SEES A GOOD A POST ON FACEBOOK DOESNT LIKE BECAUSE NOBODY ELSE HAS
get hit out in dodgeball keeps playing
plays strip poker wears 4 pairs of socks
LIstens to one rap song now he's a gangster
Only smokes the best bud Never pays
offers free slurpees all day runs out of cups
Borrows money from you pays you back in quarters
Asks for money ends up having money all ready
calls to make plans never picks up the day of said plans
BRINGS CAMERA TO EVENT KEEPS PICTURES TO HIMSELF
says he digs metal shows up with nickelback
SEES THE CAT SNIFFING THE VACUUM CLEANER TURNS IT ON
Crashes At PArents House Ends up fingering own sister
Wears Tapout Tells everyone he does mma
rapes a pregnant girl tells his friends he had a threesome
Smokes Your Weed Asks to make him food
borrows something from you sells it the next day
borrows your lighter puts it in his pocket
u got a boyfriend? let's have a threesome
steals your purse then helps you look for it
Gets free food at cafeteria Steals it anyway
would have shot trayvon martin and then eaten his skittles
Says he snipes  Quickscopes
farts in public blames the person next to him
makes plans with you texts you the morning of saying he's busy
Enters elevator presses every button
calls you bro never does anything helpful
'guests arrive at noon
asks for a water cup Gets Sprite
Complains about being unemployed gets job; still complains
gets invited to party brings a six pack
wINS lOTTERY  sTILL USES FOODSTAMPS
you don't do drugs? What about the lsd I put in your drink?
'Yeah I SKATEBOARD' pushes mongo.
Accidently breaks entertainment center at friends party dosent tell them
The game
Offers you a ride insults you the whole time about how you don't have a license
shows up to party drinks your alcohol
starts match in lol goes afk
Wears a polo hat backwards
comes to house party keeps jacket on
torrents Ableton Instant Dubstep Artist
SAYS THEY LISTEN TO METAL THINKS NICKELBACK IS METAL
Holds door for you stares at your ass as you walk by
'don't worry bro
'bro
EDUCATIONAL SYSTEM IS FALLING APART FRONTPAGES ARTICLE ABOUT INTERNET JOKES
brings a case of beer to your party for himself
sees chinese people makes jackie chan reference
you got something on your shirt bro flicks nose
Calls asking to come over from your porch
Suggests friendpool.net Will use facebook forever
Hears you quit smoking so you can join the army Secretly puts cannabutter in your food so you will fail the drug test
drive 10MPH over speed limit still rides your ass
doesnt pay five bucks at a party picks up cup off the ground
Says he goes to college goes to msu
graduated in 2003 still hangs out with high school kids
hangs out at your house your mom questions you after because her painkilleres are missing
Claims he Loves rAmmstein Only knows one lyric of one song: 'du hast'
unemployed like a boss!
say that ATI Radeon IS BETTER THAN  GForce  HAVE A COMPUTER WITH ONBOARD VIDEO ADAPTER
claims that there are falsehoods in your arguments refuses to point out any of the falsehoods
ASKS his father to buy him a spy pen uses it on him
Cheats on Girlfriend Says he feels bad
Asks for a cigarette takes 5
has 1 good guy greg move  holds it against you the rest of the night
Resells pack of k2 movin weight
THE PARTY STARTS... WHEN THE GIRLS ARE ASLEEP
steals pit bull chains it up in his yard for the rest of its life
creates meme & Upvotes it Downvotes everyone else's
Buys bike for birthday present to a handicapped five year old
disagree with him on something  ddos attack
ACCIDENTALLY got pushed in a club Starts a fIght
hates facebook and is pissed it bought oculus uses facebook and is part of the reason they had the money to do it
cuts infront of guy in wheelchair to use handicap stall shits in the sink and pisses over seat
Buys five DOLLAR ITEM PAYS IN CHANGE
digs out booger in your car wipes it under seat
Leaves note saying take out kitchen trash leaves own trash out in the common room
Wears Beats headphones not plugged in to anything
has a cousin with disabilities calls everything 'retarded'
judges other peoples car doesnt own a car
Brags about getting wasted at party. Only drinks one beer
'that game was easy
Calls the cops when he smells weed Drives drunk
Reads message Doesn't reply
oh helo there friend wanna see my furcoat collection? : ^ )
'Thank you
likes nickelback
makes fun of your car for being old drives a prius
'Serving size: 1 pastry' seals them in pairs
middle of a great yawn hit you in your stomach
bORROWS YOUR NINTENDO USES MASTERBALL TO CATCH RATTATTA
SEES A MEME REPEATED 6 TIMES DOWNVOTES ALL OF THEM
goes to a gay bar to hit on the lesbians
only uses iphone for 'professional' photography does nothing but try and tell you how to use a dslr
is lastpick and team needs support instalocks darius
Borrows Your Macbook Installs Vista
has you drive his lazy ass around talks about how your car is a piece of shit
takes a dump in a public  bathroom leaves it sitting there for the next person
Calls in sick once a week complains that he doesn't get enough hours
you phone him to ask why he is late says he's still in bed and to wait
makes fun of your dead family member in dinner table with your family
'yeah i can do your wedding pictures.' uses iphone 5 and instagram
Mocks black metal corpse paint wears icp face paint
FINDS OUT WHAT YOU'RE GIVING UP FOR LENT ENSURES HE HAS IT IN FRONT OF YOU AT ALL TIMES
calls himself slim shady only come back is your mom'
Tries to light farts on fire burns your house down
complains about duckfaces on instagram always posts pictures of food
Tell me if you need help goes offline
OWES YOU HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS SPENDS ENTIRE PAYCHECK ON VIDEOGAMES
takes a crap on his friend's toilet doesn't flush
No parties on halloween? *shrugs* gets drunk and trick or treats
signals right goes left
'Steve
goes on about loving dubstep only has skrillex on his ipod
goes to your birthday party eats cake. leaves.
See's That new movie that just cam out Post's the ending on Facebook
asks for a cigarette keeps it behind ear
says he quit smoking weed because it effects his short-term memory pops handful of xanax & soma
asks for advice ignores it
chronic smoker invites self over for weekend brings no weed
Sees you washing a sink full of dishes.... Drops hiS plate in and walks away
pukes in a cereal box puts it back in the cabinet
eats the last donut had the first 11
brings bottle to your party drinks your liqour all night
'i'm half irish
drops your phone asks why you did'nt buy a case
feeds dangerous drugs to young girls gets mad when people call him out on it
WEARS LAKERS JERSEY CAN'T DRIBBLE A BASKETBALL
Gives badluck brian 4 leaf clover actually poison ivy
Goes to walmart parks in fire lane
'I'M not paying that hamburguer. I saw you scratching your nose' fries fall to the floor. eats them anyway
clicks generate button three times 3x the chances of getting upvotes
CALLS METAL 'NOISE' LISTENS TO DUBSTEP
gets 'Overly Attached Girlfriend'  pregnant Makes her photo into a meme
owes you money gets mad when you ask it back
Only uses large condoms Easier to tie Knots
hates gay people idolizes barney stinson
I WILL MSG YOU SOUNDING VERY URGENT THEN I WON'T REPLY WHEN YOU MSG ME BACK
Goes to library to study starts conversations with everyone in building
Make meme in other language Post it on English section of memegenrator
hey can i borrow everything
goes with you to your grandmas funeral 'dude this is gay
PURCHASES BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI GETS IT IN AUTOMATIC
Asks people to debate their opinions on facebook Blocks anyone who doesn't agree with him
likes his own meme on memegenerator
Likes his women like his coffee ground up and stored in the freezer
GOES TO THE DENTIST 'DUDE
says black ops 2 looks like shit buys it anyway
Tips waitress in monopoly money
Uses little girls with cancer to get likes on facebook
promises to babysit little brother takes him to strip club
Asks to get smoked out calls greens and torches it
Hey I just f***ed you
Couldn't find toilet Shits in sink
Picks Up grandma that recently had stroke while blasting 'The stroke' by billy squire
'can i have a bite?' eats it all
gives you a box of chocolates ate them all before giving it to you
offers you a ride after party suddenly disappears
takes last cornetto leaves empty box in freezer
scratches nuts while eating cheetos offers you a cheeto
becomes impeccable sniper still pisses all over toilet seat
'let's go get Mexican food'  takes you to taco bell
Can't beat high score Erases all previous high scores.
Asks for a dollar 5 minutes later asks for another one
makes meme inside joke
Buys produce at the grocery store Sells it at a farmer's Market
becomes drug dealer puts salt in bags
hey brah ya toilet ovaflowin'
horror movie SUGGESTS to split up
meets a girl online says he's 14
Gives you a ride home. Asks for gas money.
posts meme on facebook it's not even funny
Nails Columbian prostitutes doesn't pay
gives advices Click ctrl+w
says hes on his way Hasn't showered yet
steals black culture avoids black neighborhoods
always saying how much he misses the 90S was born in 1999
Said he'd help you with your rediculously difficult homework comes over to play your xbox while you work
Invites himself to your house Invites himself to stay for dinner
Complains about too many memes continues to post them anyway
complains non-stop about government cuts still votes conservative
attends a wedding leaves with brides envelope bag
plays as medic on battlefield doesn't revive
35 years old still recruiting pen15 club memebers
says pop punk bands copy each other listens to djent
sees recycling bin right next to trash can throws water bottle in the trash can
Says only god can judge him judges everybody else
accidentally gets girl pregnant 'accidentally' starts up car and leaves
The average person throws away four pounds of garbage each day throws out 5
borrows your favorite movie puts it in wrong case and has no idea which one
drives to the club gets bored and leaves you at the club without a ride
Take a massive shit Take a picture and send it to friends
Hires Prostitute To make sandwiches
CLAIMS TO BE AN ATHEIST MAKES AN EMERGENCY CALL TO GOD WHEN HE SMOKES TOO MUCH WEED AND THINKS HE'S GOING TO DIE
The world's going to end in 2012 gets girlfriend pregnant
Watches KONY 2012 'cool story bro'
hangs a tab at the bar never goes again
Gets mad  says umadbro
has 99 problems a friend ain't one
Never texts you back updates facebook via mobile
Eats last of girl scout cookies leaves empty box in pantry
Ask if he could stay over for dinner invites 3 other people
Goes to the library to study listens to his music loud enough for everyone to hear
makes gf pay child support always has money for weed&xbox games
watched kony 2012 found it easy to fap to
You call him
Asks who your crush is to help you ask her out he asks her out next day
President of the christian club in high school atheist in college
bowling a 69 by the fifth frame throws gutterballs the rest of the game on purpose
never has money to buy anything always has weed
Steals youR iPod  Tries seLling it back to you
Reps his highschool football team dropped out 7 years ago
INVITES FRIENDS TO COME OVER  TO YOUR HOUSE
outside ash tray within reach throws cigarette on the ground anyway
asks to hit the joint once hands you back a roach
Sees Good Guy Greg Beats The Crap Out Of Him
Can i bum a cig? lights wrong end
likes his own meme
Goes to UCF basketball games to see Michael Jordan only talks about how lebron is better
Gives money to tramp asks for change
Hey bro i can tell your drunk here try dipping for your first time
'YO lemme hit that' smokes whole blunt
plays runescape 'hey bro
GETS FIRED FROM JOB SUES FOR ASBESTOS
Chicks coming? tilts hat
hey
MEETS JUSTIN BEIBER ON A FLIGHT ASKS HIM TO SING
about to get laid makes her pAy for the condoms
Checks out in 10 items or less line Has 11 items
'ex-girlfriends are off limits' bangs your sister
Dinner party at 7:00 leaves home at 7:00
You spent hours in the kitchen cooking the dinner he praises the cake you bought in the shop
calls people spoiled has 4 iphones
Clocks in for work goes on a smoke break
says hes a boss at call of duty camps in the corner
uploads a pic with chicks tagged them at their boobs
Breaks something without any witnesses  'gotta fly
HAS COMPANY VAN AND COMPANY GAS CARD STILL COMPLAINS ABOUT THE COST OF GAS AND DRIVING
Hasn't worked in over a year Is at every house party drinking the booze and eating your food
says he going to fight you shows up with 3 other guys
oWNS 8 CARS
tells he rules every party lies stoned on the couch
meme macro victim forever alone
asks for a couple of your fries eats more than you do
Tells you to meet for super important project doesn't show up for project
Likes link not the pic
doesn't like comment you made. downvotes everything you've ever posted.
'Don't worry
Complains EVERY MMO IS THE SAME Only Plays MMO's
will donate to charity  for karma
Comes over to use bathroom leaves no toilet paper
Hears you like nas. Mentions Jay-z
Hits you up to match a bowl brings regggie
dude broke your door. my bad.
Begs you to cover his shift
scumbag barry help him with physics
Visits your sick mom in hospital impregnates her
invites himself to your party clogs and stinks out the toilet
offers to buy car just to sell it to a Mexican for more
Asks to borrow 21 bucks Pays you back with a 20
FRESH BOWL burn all the greens on first hit
Complains about you not replying on facebook doesn't reply on facebook
Complains about smell Has 80 dirty tupperwares
downloads while on lan everyone laggs
Someone looks dumb makes him into a meme
shits in your bathroom smells worse than other people
Complains about being broke Goes out and buys a 60 dollar game on launch day
shows up to an exam late with no pencil
wants you to take him to get food leaves trash in your car
Gets caught fapping to facebook pics of your sister Finishes anyway
discovers occupy wall st goes there only for free food
mens bathroom locked uses girls bathroom and pees all over toilet seat
Girl likes profile pic on facebook try to get her number
playing goldeneye on n64 picks oddjob every match
calls job entry level Requires 3-5 years experience
Torrents GIGABYTES OF RAP ALBUMS NEVER SEEDS
starts a twitter uses # on Facebook
farts in car doesnt wind down window
i just want you to let me live here again mom i wont do drugs inside i promise
WORDS CAN'T  BRING ME DOWN
uses squat rack to do bicep curls
matt invites him over to watch wrestling eat all matt's food
Buys a screen door locks it from the inside and talks to you
Calls you a faggot Proceeds to sing wrecking ball. also knows all of the words
RIDES IN CROWDED ELEVATOR FOR ONE FLOOR FARTS
wears a tapout shirt to church calls everybody else under dressed
wears a 'tapout' shirt thinks he is a fighter
jerks off into brother's sock rolls it' back up and puts sock back in dresser drawer
Sees you're eating describes in detail what his dog's vomit looked like this morning
Tells you he's gonna gank  wait for you to die and takes the kill
stole ex-girlfriend's plenty of fish password changes her sexual orientation to lesbian
Is alone at a restaurant
Meets your new
moderates internet forum deliberately provokes users then deletes responses and imposes bans
makes fun of you for washing your hands before you eat sick for six-months every year
yo bro can i borrow your life?
says college is a scam unemployed and lives with parents at 28
borrows your cell phone sends photos of his genitals to your mom
I know you're making dinner but I brought fast food cause your cooking sucks
GOES TO YOU FOR ADVICE MOCKS HOW GAY YOU ARE AT THE END
NEw Haircut put on cap sO u cant see anything
Plays with 3 carries in game Pick Phantom Assasin
founds facebook lobbies congress for more h1b visas to lower salaries and increase facebook profits
Tells Mom not to do dishes on mothers day leave sink full of dishes for next day
'i'm a professional photographer' only Uses an iphone with instagram
reposts a meme about people who make reposts of memes
complains about people making memes in russian makes all of his memes in italian
notices you go to take a shower Starts a load of laundry
sees you dancing with a girl comes and dances with her too
I used to do drugs. i still do but i used to
pissed at friend still uses friends netflix account
tells his mom to make him a sandwich on mother's day
says 360's are better than pc's
hates to work out complains about fat people not working out
doesnt dress up for halloween says your costume looks like crap
makes a meme posts the same meme six times
Comes to your house eats your toblerone
oh you guys want to have sex? let me hang with you for only 6 more hours
Watches documentary on Secret Societies Instant Conspiracy Theorist
DJ  starts playing the music does Harlem shake
gets hired to dj a party uses youtube
Spends 2 hours in the toilet popping zits when u have diarrihaea
lends xbox sells it
offers to take you to a party to meet girls after you got dumped cockblocks you all night long
meets good guy greg talks crap about him
Plays fifa with you
asks to bum a cigarette still has half a pack.
Walks in on friend masterbating watchs and calls him gay
tells you to wash your hands before dinner eats all the skin off the kfc
see you and your girl want to be alone sits down drink your wine and pick up your remote
Farts in a crowded elevator asks 'who farted' and blames you
yells at the healer for letting him die casts misdirect on the healer and leaves
Watches olD guy struggle with disabled wife for 20 mins  Doesn't offer to help instead takes a picture
Gives your Grandma a Present Steals It back while she sleeps
runs out of toilet paper uses guest towel
WALKS INTO BEDROOM DOESN'T CLOSE THE DOOR AFTER LEAVING
Upvotes 'Scumbag Roommate' Downvotes 'Good Guy Greg'
wears sophisticated clothing IQ of 7
Zombie apocalypse! Trips best friend on purpose!
Steals your Girlfriend Asks for money to take her out
USES TOILET  DOESNT FLUSH
Walks in on you having sex at a party Stays there and watches
likes odd future only knows tyler the creator
convinces girlfriend to add him to her phone plan uses phone to text other girl he's hooking up with
visits grandma steals handicapped parking permit
creates level 1 blood elf female to dance on mailboxes for free gold
asks to borrow money Never pays you back
claims he dont listen to mainstream music blairs rick ross and ymcmb
worked security at a party  when loud ARGUMENT broke out he ran like hell
Borrows something It's Now his forever
'no turn on red' turns on red
Says he'll check your bags in for you at the airport puts them on the wrong flight
goes to silent floor of library talks the whole time
never made a successful meme talks shit on everybody else's
waits till girl falls asleep slips it in!!!
gets aids in one night stand then tries for a baby with wife
is going to workout 'better tell facebook'
BRB 5 MINS NEVER COMES BACK
Has a fever and a  stuffy nose snorts all your cocaine
puts on condom used
know that you have to get up at 5 am calls you at 2 am
'you know i can't pay my school' has apple laptop and Iphone
Fails a Final Is happy that everyone else failed too
fire out of wood throws in blind     mans stick
encourages you     to cheat tells your  girlfriend
buys a $10 hat and steals his mums fur coat  thinks hes a gang$ta
Watches Roadhouse with friends Roots for Brad Wesley
Goes 2 crooked doctor
ASKS TO USE YOUR BATHROOM DOESN'T FLUSH
throws molotov at hunter that has you pinned
mom buys candy for trick o' treaters eats all the snickers
Drives past you in opposite lane leaves brights on
Says his coworkers should talk to him if they have problems with him complains about everyone behind their backs
Wants to break up with girlfriend Sends her a text
farts in class asks who it was
gives fashion advice but dresses like this
sees a 'left lane ends' sign stays in left lane until last second
trys to join the kkk 'too racist to enter'
says he's done throwing up vomits on the side of your car
is asked to please keep his  music down cranks his shit UP
Gets Invited to a house party invites 750 other people
Give pepsi in a coke bottle to a friend says that it's the best coke he ever had
i didn't choose the thug life the thug life chose me
doesn't talk to you in a longtime says 'how are you doing?' and asks for a favor
GAVE HIM A $20 TO PICK UP A SIX-PACK KEEPS CHANGE
comes out of the bathroom just stands there
slows down for hitch-hikers never picks them up
asks to 'crash at your place' pukes on couch and steals your ipod
yo i'm 20 minutes away shows up 2 hours later
hates on vanilla ice looks like he's tryin to be vanilla ice
scores game winning 3 pointer for the other team
tells you he can get you the best weed pinches half for himself and gives you dirt
Thinks Family Guy is still original
one kill from your nuke noob tubes you
puts $20 in donation plate at church makes change
Tells everybody to be on time at the bar is 2 hours late and complains nobody offers him a drink
'STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON
has 900 new songs plays the same one 900 times
Says he don't have any money parties every weekend
Knows your windows won't roll down Smokes anyway
police : Any reason you were speeding sir? Your Mum was speeding
Talks shit about his boss on facebook  Has him as a friend
Makes a meme tricks people into reading top line wrong
knows you have a chick in the room walks in like this
plays call of duty only noob tubes
tAKES A DUMP IN YOUR BATHROOM DOESN'T FLUSH
Steals grandma's handicap sticker. So he can park closer when he robs Wal-Mart.
Creates player in fifa makes all stats 99
walks in on mom having sex wants to borrow $20
wrecks his phone purposely asks mother to buy a new one
Comes to your dads funeral  Flirts with your mother
goes to india asks for a good steakhouse
So your girlfriend lives in russia? i still don't get why you aren't cheating on her?
the game
gets hit playing dodgeball keeps playing
Farts fans it at you with his hand
You fall down the stairs Puts it on Facebook
CALLS YOU FIRST TIME IN SIX MONTHS 'YO MAN CAN YOU POST BAIL?'
Friend tells people he banged your mom
gets hired calls out first day
invites you for dinner got nothing to eat at all
plays music no headset
Moves to new neighbourhood string of rapes
Loots item in raid gives to his alt
denied forever alone guys freind request
Knocks on the bathroom door while you're IN You say 'give me a minute'
Tells you how stupid wrestling is watches jersey shore
Says He'll pay you back tomorrow doesn't...at all
Makes it rain Picks it back up
ASKS TO USE BATHROOM SHITS ON FLOOR
goes to a meditation camp kills a heard of elephants
SAYS HE PAYS RENT BUYS WEED
give him $30 to buy you booze brings you back 6-pack
says he listens to dubstep  skrillex is his favorite dj
accidentally touch his hand 'aw dude
Mature Age university student Holds class back by asking to many pointless questions
'Why do you listen to foreign music? you can't understand it' Listens to screamo and dubstep
uses bathroom stall pees all over the seat
smokes weed acts drunk
Makes fun of how others talk uses ebonics
DOWNVOTES FUNNY NEW MEME STEALS IT
sleeps with your girlfriend says he did it for you
finds funny meme
bro!! next time i borrow your car make sure you fill up the tank.
Names company nutri-sups worldwide does not ship items worldwide
YOU CONFUSE HIM HE SNAPS OUT OF CONFUSION RIGHT AFTER
Splits water bill washes car every day
shadow boxes in front of mirror for 30 seconds thinks he can fight
Has four lighters No cigarettes
calls you a punk in jest gets mad when you call him a punk in jest
says he's a good christian steals tip money from stores
leaves 1 icecube doesn't refill tray
Doesn't do any work for group project when asked why he says 'Social Loafing
goes to prom wears jeans and a t-shirt
notices that you are obviously mad 'U mad bro?'
Asks if he could use the bathroom real fast shits
What are you doing in my house
spinner hubcaps enough said
Brings a six pack of beer to your house Makes you pay for one
Takes sip of your drink wonders why you said 'keep it'
drives over your mail box drives over the neighbors so they match
DOESN'T NO WHAT YOLO MEANS STILL USES IT
Gets tattoo 'yolo'
constantly bums cigarettes tries to repay with menthols
GIRLFRIEND CHANGES RELATIONSHIP STATUS TO 'SINGLE' HE LIKES IT
listens to beatles by recommendation says every song sounds the same
Girl: I'm so drunk right now! What chyo name!?
Finds out hIs GirlfRiend is pregnant. Gets his truck Lifted On credit..
Claims all women are out to control men Buys book ABOUT HOW TO CONTROL YOUR GIRLFRIEND
says he'll be 5 mins showers and takes a shit
bashes religion for intolerance on r/atheism intolerant of other peoples religions
Pays to see a play doesn't pay attention
Knows he got too much change from the cashier doesn't say anything and leaves
sees sleeping homeless man takes all his money
Works for bioware wrote mass effect 3 ending
drops out of high school
uses your facebook enables timeline
Goes To Church Sits on Alter
Goes to the bathroom... ...when your sister is in it. Comes back in 15...
Bro
Plays draw something writes out every word instead of drawing clues
Doesn't have a job criticizes you for having to work all of the time
NAH GIRL I AIN'T USING A CONDOM I'M TOO BIG FOR THEM
asks for one sip drinks the whole bottle
owes you $300 goes to all 3 days of ultra
Steals your weed Sells it back to you
sees funny meme with no likes COPY'S and likes himself
'Hey
borowed your car for job interview Got it impounded after being caught with lsd
hates apple got ipod touch
complains about lag 94 processes
'hey bro
asks to borrow smart phone changes your FB status to 'I lick balls'
you tell him a funny joke that you invented tells everyone and pretends he invented it
Doesn't brush teeth smokes menthols instead
Comes to your birthday party sleeps with your sister
'BRo i'll kick your ass in Fifa' loses 5-0 as barcelona
gets you super high tries to have sex with you
Is right once brings it up in every argument
smokes you up reminds you every time he wants something
Notices girl on facebook posting emo statuses  Likes comment and tells her to just kill herself already
Comes late Leaves early
finds out hes a meme thinks hes god
You missed the walking dead last night? Sophia was in the barn the entire time.
'like my status and i'll post something on your wall' doesn't
Telss everyone to pay attention on his turn puts on music for everyone elses turn
Picks the Patriots to Win switches to the Giants with 2 seconds left.
claims He has a big vocabulary uses google when playing words with friends
Burns garbage on earth day
SAYS HE'S 'JUST FRIENDS' WITH DUDE'S GIRLFRIEND STILL TRIES TO HOOK UP WITH HER
lets a prostitute over doesnt let his friend over to play cod
SEES PEOPLE WITH LEGIT COVERSATION CREATES ANON ACCOUNT AND SPAMS
Give him money for gas find out his parents pay for his gas
makes mess at work 'Sorry Bro
Takes younger siblings to school Smokes blunt of spice first
knocks something down in shop kicks it under counter
takes a shit at your bath lEaves pieces in porcelain
You know anybody that needs some pills?
Discovers civilization without warp drive makes first contact anyway
Finishes toilet paper replaces with phone book
Play as medic only heal friends
farts in a bus pretend it wasn't him
uses app for famous quotes posts them on fb like he's a life coach while unemployed
sends you nsfw emails at work.
Uses Bing as a search engine looks up google
Downvotes highest rated meme upvotes the copies
claims to have taken arrow to the knee Really just ripping off social security
RECEIVES PORTAL 2 AS A GIFT PLAYS MINECRAFT
Last day to clean apt before winter break shows up while roommates clean to borrow bong
Spend money making new car fast SPend more money making it sound broken
posts pics of delicious food never invites you over to eat
Goes into quiet section of library Talks the Entire time
Have a walk with his friends push  one into dog shit
asks for bite takes 12
looks for a new girlfriend before dumping current one
Buys MAP PACKS Never Votes for new Maps in matchmaking
posts new meme asks everyone on facebook to thumbsup......50 times a day
Trolls ur FB to find any gramatical errors Makes memes about mistakes he finds
says he will be there for you 3 weeks after your moms funeral
RECEIVES text message reply next day
has a dope muffler kit for his 94' ford tercel
Has a garage parks the cars in front of your house
WALKS INTO A BAR  THE GAME
accept friend request ask him for the homework
Uses all the milk puts empty carton back in the fridge
Asks for hardware advice disagrees and negs you
goes snowboarding for the first time keeps ski lift pass on jacket and claims to be pro
from 'New york Metropolitan' area ...really from jersey.
Repost gets on top page
Uses good guy greg meme to argue about religion
Lives in your house for 3 days calls you a ginger minger
graduated last year still eats at dining halls
goes to memegenerator Makes meme about inside joke
moves out of his apartment leaves an upper-decker
gets off your couch couch is brown
spots you on the bench press pushes the bar down
find strange girl crying only talk about yourself
Asks 'is there any food?' has already stolen all the cookies
wears a rosary not religious
Demands front seat to navigate Misses every turn
Complains about loan debt goes on a trip every 3 months
ask if he can take a cigarette Takes 5
Last slice of pizza? EAts it
says he'll be on skype in a sec 1 hour later
uses bathroom doesnt wash hands
Buys 3DS Does Not Use 3D
sits in front row of class plays games on computer entire time
borrows your phone dea raids your house
Borrows your computer
Can i have a chip? eats whole bag
250 dolla jacket still on welfare
sees you're higher than he is records you with his phone and puts it on Facebook
Sleeps in your house pee in the trash can and ask your mom to clean
'Guys
Listens to dubstep ....listens to dubstep
asks to spin at party makes you disconnect your turntables for Internal virtual dj
gets no views on youtube turns on autoplay
makes a meme of himself it's unfunny.
Hears you have weed
Hey can I BORROW SOMETHING? AND BY THAT I MEAN STEAL.
borrows your vibrator Doesn't wipe off his feces
goes to the movies  checks phone messages every two minutes
Car bounces all over the place Tells you to get the fuck out of the car
too lazy to walk to restroom takes a shit in the back of someone's truck
found money  in your house
Calls himself a high-roller TV is 480p
pees in the pool without even getting in
proposes to his girlfriend at your wedding
Dated a girl & relationship went bad Whines about it on the internet by making scumbag stacy posts
borrows your guitar ...
drinks drives
buys at burger king eats in mcdonalds
knows that you have feelings for that girl dates her anyways
subscribes you on youtube just to dislike your upcoming videos
writes shit about his 'friends' on twitter bitches when we don't want to hang out with him.
supplies party with drugs Rohypnol
Gives you a coupon for a buy one get one free sub 'if you get a sub let me have the other one'
HAY PIZZAS HERE YOU HAVE THE MONEY
Sells you weed and shorts the bag says you should smoke him up
yup
Begins to rub one out and realizes the bedroom door is open doesn't bother to close it
Friend borrows $20 Says he only has $18 to pay you back
farts loudly blames it on dog
my friends refur to me as furcoat fred
Gets girlfriend pregnant Dumps her for gaining too much weight
Finds Waldo Circles him
My mom does my laundry but I'm totally ghetto
complains about waiting for BBM on iphone waits in line for new iphone launch
shirt has no collar pops collar anyways
says 'fuck da police' calls 911 when mom kicks him out
driveway is empty parks on one-lane street
Buys 20+ cars for his own  Uses only one car not the rest
says he can't help you move he's at home playing cookie clicker all day
'I don't know how your computer got so many viruses' titties.exe
I just got my name changed From Scumbag Steve to Douchebag Steve
gets made fun of in person and says nothing back goes home and acts like a hard ass on facebook
Drinks your beers Drinks half of one
has access to every phone call and email doesn't investigate wall street
says your movie script sucks can't read
product is costing too much on E-bay Bids up other users for fun
gets invited to drink  doesnt pitch in on the bottle
starts a bar fight magically disappears
Asks to borrow marker Marks entire 400 page textbook
helps an old lady across the street asks for money
says he is an atheist wants christmas day off from work
Uses only restroom for way Too long Doesn't flush
sees a lot of the exact same text on the same meme created by the same person downvotes
GETS OFFERED A REFUND FOR AN EBAY ITEM DAMAGED IN TRANSIT DECLINES REFUND
can't afford child support buys weed and orders take-out every night
YO WHEN IT COMEZ 2 DEM BITCHEZ
Losing a game ragequits and calls you cheater
uses your gta profile loses your weapons
wins a lamborghini complains about the color
lifts weights at the gym doesn't put them back
starts getting muscles from working out puffs his chest out and calls everybody 'brah'
is pissed off at best friend signs him up for erectile dysfunction mailing lists
saw his friend's facebook open posts about him 'coming out of the closet'
moderates the worldnews section of reddit deletes all the threads about the marathon bombings
I want your tv
goes to pump gas into car leaves his used heroin syringe under pump
says your mom is hot every time he comes to your place
uses your screenshots in his collages watermarks them
'don't use my art without my permission' created using your art without your permission
Says he hates rts games jumps in the commander's chair
complains about people making memes in russian makes all of his memes in italian
Waits til it's spring snows more than in winter
Makes a bad meme thumbs it up
Creates Thread to insult others stops responding when proven wrong
makes toast in your kitchen wipes the leftover crumb filled butter on the edge of the container
overflows toilet leaves country
sells car to dealer for drugs reports it stolen
Asks if he can borrow ur car for 1 hoUr
Refuses to sell Guild Wars 2 to a friend Would much rather enjoy it in 2 fps
'hey bro i just made another meme! it already has 1 like!' liked own meme
uses condom reuses it the next time
Agrees to pay half the rent of $600. Hands you $70 on the day its due.
new GC members be like: I drive way better when im high
asks you to drive his lazy ass around won't stop telling you what a piece of crap your car is
your item drops rolls need
asks if you're hungry while at his place moooom
finishes shopping leaves cart blocking two parking spaces ten feet from a cart return
Buys sticker that says 'when the clutch drops the bullshit stops' drives an automatic
STARTS SHIFT AT 9 o'clock calls at 9:45 to say he cant make it
Runs out of toilet paper at your house uses your hand-towel and puts it back
Plays Madden Always picks 49ers
makes eye contact expect sex
you get pulled over drops his drugs in your car
grew up in the SUBURBS THINKS HE A HOOD GANGSTA
goes into your room without knocking leaves the door open
'No I won't put it on Facebook
Knows which girl you like sends fake texts pretending to be her
Says he will be over in ten minutes Actually takes five hours
Penn state Student brags about THON helping kids Still defends joe paterno
BUYS EXPENSIVE GIFT FOR WIFE USES HER BANK CARD
137 Dollar Tab Doesn't Tip
buys macbook pro INSTALLs windows 7
Shovels snow Tosses it into your driveway
says he listens to house music listens to david guetta
see's you about to win pokemon turns off your DS
Pretends to be girl's friend severs when she won't date him
Sees friendly player shoots anway
Knows you have to do your term paper  gives you minecraft
convinces girl to let him take nudes and promises to never show anyone shows everyone
wears icp face makeup 35 years old
' yeah i know this is non pvp '  kills you
I borrowed your toothbrush If you think that's bad
Hey I just crashed your car... You have any poptarts left?
steals your girlfriend asks you for condoms
queues as a healer on his brewmaster/windwalker monk
'yo man wanna duel?' army of the dead
in a silly highschool relationship planning to propose
Drinks all your booze Makes you go on a beer run
uses ice cubes puts empty tray       back in freezer
Exchanges laptop under gsp... doesn't re-purchase on new laptop.
Should be saving for baby expenses Gets another tattoo
knows the answer to your question tells you to just google it
Eats all the candy leaves the bag
get killed by enemy jungle  blames mates for not calling mia
sees the stalls and urinals are all taken pees in the sink
bring cool pc game says it sucks because his pc cant play it
Says he has a pound only smokes a bowl with you
laughs at you for going to the ballet goes to blizzcon
goes to a phillies game cheers for the yankees
First day of school after winter break takes day off and calls in sick
ASKS repeatedly for stuff never uses it and makes fun of you for giving it to him
says mj's music sucks mj dies and he's now the greatest
tumbs up his own meme  thumbs downs others
takes his shoes off green toenails
builds a KFC in north philly refuses to accept food stamps
SAYS HES FROM Boston Really From Quincy
makes fun of your subaru drives a chevy celebrity
Says he forgot your gift never bought you one
listens to ringtones in the library
sells car to drug dealers for cocaine reports it stolen
sign says free wifi takes router
WALKS IN ON PARENTS HAVING SEX WATCHES
sees homeless man begging for change gives him a lecture on good manners and the value of hard work
Doesn't have a ride to buy weed rides his sister's barbie bike to his dealer's house
Says he's bringing a 24 homies think its a case
eyy... but what up doh?
Insults atheism online has never read the bible
Says he started listening to gangsta rap in 1997 Favorite rappers: puff & ma$e
reposts your meme gets more likes than you
buys quarter of chronic makes you smoke yours
Just you 2: best friend With others: Biggest Douche in the world
uses your towel as a nut rag folds it & puts it back in moms bathroom
tells everyone he just bought a new house breaks into vacant apartment & sleeps on pissy mattress
Tells your friend you hate her Tells you your friend hates you
I bought all 212 Dj screw tapes str8 from The shop Downloaded torrent on his pc
first date burger king and back seat of his mom's car
DIDN'T BUY GIRLFRIEND A CHRISTMAS GIFT DUMPS HER ON CHRISTMAS EVE
rolls 'need' on everything
walks all the way to toilet shits on the floor
asks to borrow a cup of sugar robs and murders neighbor
gets bitten by a zombie hides it
Watches walking dead GoeS on Facebook And spoils it
Teaches you what an upper decker is the hard way
sells xbox on ebay
Loosen up man
'Bro
Hey
see medkits in l4d chooses defib
Drives you one and a half miles Charges you gas
Says he will pay for dinner 'I got the tip'
shows up uninvited breaks everything
asks to crash here literally crashes car through front door
uses medkit in l4d only missing 17%
asked him not to shoot gasoline station throws a pipebomb
warn him not to set off alarms uses machine gun to spray and pray
Runs over your cat in the driveway laughs
says he wants to fight you kicks you in the balls
Farts in the car closes the window
see's girls shitty attention seeking status  like and comment
bathroom occupied shits on floor
Police come over to save his life 'Who snitched?'
borrows your toothpaste and toothbrush
Runs Marathon takes a cab for 25 of the miles
INVITES FRIENDS OVER FOR 'SOME OF HIS CHILI' HORMEL IN A CAN
Tell him a really good joke tells all his friends and takes credit
not a fan of ice hockey gets l.a kings snapback
'dude coldplay is such a gay band' sends you video of him at coldplay concert
Says he's bringing Molly to the party Shows up with methylone
Invites a girl to dinner makes her pay
Cuts you off gives you the finger when you honk
EA nuff said
sells fake weed ...in rehab.
owes you money buys an ipad first
dose something stupid YOLO
WEARS DOWN JACKET WITH FUR COLLAR IT'S SUMMER
claims he didn't choose the thug life he did
promises to keep a secret posts it on facebook
sold grandma's meds to buy pot she died
finds a playboy in your bathroom jacks off
MAKES POSTER TO DEFEND FETUSES SHOWS ONLY FULL-TERM BABIES
Scumbag google: has a 'i'm feeling lucky button' autosearch when typing.
CLAIMS TO HATE BLACKS ACTS AND DRESSES LIKE ONE
PLAYS MW3 KILL CONFIRMED USES MARTYRDOM
asks you to make her a meme insults you in the process
invites you over to play madden only has the demo
first year at college buys longboard
LIGHTBULB BURNS OUT GETS ONE FROM THE HALLWAY
Find out you have a sister ''is she hot ?''
Asks to bum a cig never met him before
comes over to hang out leaves immediately after dinner
wears his hat backwards because it flies off his head if he wears it the other way on his scooter
project x SAYS ITS GOING TO BE A SMALL PARTY PUTS IT ON CRAIGSLIST
Invites girlfriend on romantic vacation takes her to motel 6
'yea bro i'll dj your party' brings ipod with 2 songs
ASks for a sip drinks half can
becomes internet meme uses it for rap career
You ask him for the money he owes you changes subject
got detention at lunchtime for disrupting the class
SAYS HE WILL CLEAN IN THE MORNING LEAVES WITHOUT HELPING AT ALL
arrange for you your bachelor party gay bar
Says he's on the streets 24/7 never leaves the house
tells 'bad luck brian' he has bomb hoes they all fat
Goes to memorial of Aurora victims To meet christian bale
thinks his youtube comments are meaningful hasn't ran out of ideas for them yet
VISITS YOUR HOUSE BECOMES PERMANENT RESIDENT
loves nas hasn't heard illmatic
Sees you talking to cute girl 'Just F**k her
Magikarp evolving presses b
Tee shot in the water still dueces hole
spanks your mom's ass wuss up milf?
LIKES GIRL FOR ASS
June 24
poops in a blender walks away
IS FULL HEALTH sTeals your health pickup
won't respond to calls/texts continues to play you at draw something
goes to church every sunday steals money from collection plate
host IN onlINE MATCH LEAVES IMMEDIATELY
finds  bottle of vodka in your house thinks it's his
party at his house only invites your gf
Goes to bathroom in pool not number 1
buys kings hat hates hockey
'skyrim sucks bro' asks to borrow it a week later
ASKS TO BORROW XBOX SELLS IT TO GAMESTOP
downloads free beats doesnt credit producer
'dude I love retro games' has played an snes game once
Writes out Rsum Previous job: Thug
POSTS STATUS ON FACEBOOK DELETES WITTY REPLIES
'domestic dispute?' 'She fell against a doorknob'
sex with a midget 'ballllls deep!'
presents musket fires when told to shoulder musket
Gets assigned to your group for project Does nothing
makes scumbag generator it never works
Says yolo to a dying 7-year old
coughs doesn't cover mouth
Walks into break room at work Heats up left over fish in the microwave
gets paid for doing chores says he buys everything by himself
Buys a new high end gaming PC uses it for Facebook and tumblr
Is famous meme use it to pick up girls
Hugs girl in public '#SWAG'
Don't worry i will make sure she gets home safe
Yo let me get one chip Takes more than one
makes fun of your clothes -.-
comes back to your house on sunday For the 2 Keith's he left in your fridge
Sees you cleaning the entire apartment alone plays videogames and complains the whole time
'let's walk to the bar' Uses smartphone all the way
Sees ridiculously photogenic guy meme calls him a loser
downloads from torrent sites complains about pop-ups
FRESH TO DEBT
mis spels evry wurd hee rights
'In order to be my friend you must drink this poison' 'OMG stop
Parents pay for his gas Tells friends to pay him for driving
Makes kids watch '2012' in a few years Tells them it's a documentary based on his experience
Is your friend irl needs facebook to know your birthday
too sick to work all weekend but cant stop telling you monday how much you missed out on the party saturday night
moves outta town 2 days later hates on everyone still living there
eats all your chips doesnt wash hands
Sits in on recital brings baby
Talks you into skydiving sends you videos of malfuctions all week long
breaks arm in games sues school
Goes to the Bathroom Doesn't wash hands
I luv u - lets have sex next week - its not the same anymore
makes charity donates to himself
faps in public bathroom doesnt clean up
Goes to church with you preys to satan out loud
makes fun of pubs for rage quitting rage quits when getting reversed
Makes you pay for gas and mileage
Does a couple good deeds brags about them on facebook
learns about pickup two days ago is going to be the next mpua
Drives lowriding s-10 has fat girlfriend
gets drunk and pukes on your floor 'sorry bro
you ask him for some sugar he gives you salt
has bong in 5 hits thinks he is high
Gets candy for easter eats all of yours
Shit in your house Don't flush the toilet
20 seats open on the bus stands in doorway so no one can get by
Asks cute girl out on a date Asks if she's cool with him having sex with his ex-girlfriend
Lives at COllege doesn't go to LEctures
Loses In Monopoly Flips the board
says he airsofts daily Calls a fake hit when hes the last man
Helping a Blind Woman check out tells her to hit the green button
Adds new dependency Doesn't bump major version
wears clothing three sizes too big. tells people he has 'swagger.'
wants to work on android project Doesn't have android phone
when I say borrow.. what I really mean is Have
Uses your bathroom Doesn't flush
fails class blames teacher's accent
says ill always love you babe breaks up with her the next day
Finishes Torent Doesn't Seed
after 3rd round of drinks m.i.a.
Likes only my own meme's Dislikes all meme's not in english
Is the last person out of the restroom leaves the lights on
Hey bro can i download some songs from your itunes? deletes everything. my bad
Goes to heat a slice of pizza never returns
Flushes toilet when you are in shower.
Takes shower at your house faps and tells you about it
Hey Dude can i bum one beer? Drinks half the thirty.
Plays music loudly in car Rolls down windows
says he will never betray you disowns you 3 time4s before the rooster crows.
Doesn't take a shower all week sits on your couch
I don't always drink beer But when i do
Asks to use toilet pisses on floor
lets wreck this kip!
asks you to hang out only when his gf is out of town
'goes hard' Orders off the dollar menu
MAKES A SHOT IN A BALL GAME THINKS HE'S MICHAEL JORDAN
Takes a huge dump Leaves it in toilet for roommates to see
borrows your laptop deletes chrome
Steps in dogshit cleans shoes in your sink
pushes in line at bus stop gets last empty seat
picks up grandma from airport makes her pay for gas
breaks rocking chair was already like that
Girl pours out her emotions to you in a super long text replies back: 'Cool Story
wears sunglasses at night
tells you to dump your girlfriend has long term volatile relationship
Sees you running for elevator hits close door
sees forever alone on only date he's ever had cockblocks
asked for a ride peed in their car
Signs up for cancer research doesn't pay monthly bill
beat mass effect 3 liked the ending
acts like hes smarter than you type$ lyk d1s
Asks for a ridiculously inconvenient Favor 'I smoked you up so... '
Sees you wanting same movie at the redbox gets on mobile app and requests it so you can't rent it
Pretends to be vegetarian just to get laid
discredits religion because it's not scientific goes to a naturopath
begs for lift
can i waterfall that? french kisses it
calls himself 'real' calls good guy greg fake
ASKS FOR A LIGHTER HAS A POCKETFUL OF OTHERS
STEALS CONDOMS FROM DAD COMPLAINS ABOUT HAVING TO BABYSIT NEW BROTHER
never has money always blames it on his bank
smokes in the car with baby in the front
Offers to Dj at party Opens up youtube
Doin Illegal Stuff Postin it on facebook
asks to use cologne 7 sprays
plays search and destroy doesn't move from spawn spot
Doesn't wash Clothes Sprays Old Spice on them
Smoked 9 blunts  Still sober
brags about having  car has old yaris
Harasses You endlessly 'It's A Free Country'
Says he has legos Actually has megabucks
takes dump in your bathroom  doesnt spray air freshener
Borrows car for a week Doesnt fill up gas
Gets A Girl Pregnant Does Not Pay Child Support
Tell his friends he'll give them a ride Leaves without them
calls you a mama's boy still lives with his
dines dashes
Lean on a just painted wall blame everyone for no reason
Tons of Homework to do Starts Making Memes
brags about buying razer naga still sucks at rogue
Finds out you put your phone up your ass Tells everyone and gives them your number
31 in a 25
Talks shit about how good he is at super smash bros
Licks fingers Reaches back into community Cheetos
GETS OUT OF JAIL IN ONE COUNTY GOES BACK TO JAIL FOR SAME THING IN ANOTHER
borrows your vintage strat tunes to drop c and plays black veil brides on it
CHECKS IN MATH LAB WALKS RIGHT OUT
Only drinks half of one of your beers Opens another one
RECEIVES an email from professor Reply's all
travels in time knocks up his grandmother
DOESN't DO ASSIGNMENT PULLS FIRE ALARM
'We'll Lift tomorrow morning' Doesn't come
Post picture of a POtentially dead girl  dosen't explain
im jake im number one
doesn't get let in to the house party calls cops on it
kisses you in AV Acts like it never happened
Textbook money got used for beats by dre
gives most of rent money expects you to pay rest
Complains about how hot it is wont take off jacket
BITCHES AT YOU ABOUT LEAVING A LIGHT ON RUNS DESKTOP
throws a dodgeball Hits the REF
on the way to the score a touchdown to win a super bowl game stops before endzone to squat fall backwards
Makes Tuna Sandwich for friend Puts a screw in it
caught masturbating to pictures of your sister
DRUNK / HIGH DRIVES
WALKS in on you having sex says
asks to use toilet shits in sink
Send him an important message Doesnt read them
Leaves toilet   seat up and zipper down
says it will never happen again cheats five more times
skips class to hang out at the shoppers world bus terminal
calls you up at 1am asking if you've seen his hat
NOTICES YOUR LAUNDRY IN THE WASHER TAKES IT OUT AND DOESN'T PUT IT IN THE DRYER THEN PUTS HIS IN DRYER FIRST
Toilet  clogged flush again
Won't give away stolen cigarette Doesn't smoke
bill arrives in restaurant goes to toilet until paid
Doesn't bring anything to house party Complains about cheap vodka
Goes into a restaurant to shit doesn't buy anything
wears bob marley shirts barely knows chorus to 'one love'
Convinces you to buy a nintendo wii owns a ps3
it's your birthday  gives you scratched
sees extremely drunk girl takes advantage
Bitches about facebook Doesn't subscribe to friendpool
invites you out for lunch you pay
wants freedom has never voted before
'We'll switch off every death' turns invincibility on
SITS AT A DESK CARVES YOUR NAME INTO IT
TAKES A SHIT IN YOUR TOILET DOESENT EVEN FLUSH
Invites you to a party where you don't know anyone leaves you alone and gets you into a fight while he runs
crashes on couch helps himself to breakfast
Gets a job fails out of school
ask's if he can smoke whilst lighting up
JAcks off in one of your socks gives it to your dog
goes to gym 'Yo
Eats taco bell uses your bathroom
takes a shit in your toilet doesnt open a window
Hates Gays Slaps Every Guys Ass on new years Eve
Smokes your weed Has a wet dream in your bed
asks to lend him money 'i thought you said i could have it'
Goes to a party of a friend of a friend steals his sweater
show friends your new favorite show tries to name every actor the whole time
goes to fast food restaurants breaks the salt and pepper shakers with a coin
Did 7 to 15 Doesn't matter had sex!
Goes to resTaurant  takes all the free mints at the front counter
farts in an elevator with people LEAVES THE next stop
invites you to a party doesnt show up
kicks in your front door at 4 am
girlfriend leaves you for him breaks her heart
posts facebook status likes it
Gets drunk and high says drugs are bad
makes $80k a year and brags sleeps on the job often as possible
Yo  Hate the player
nah bro i dont like red bull  finishes half of your red bull
claims to be smart enuff to be president does nothing but smoke n sell weed
Father Christmas give us some money We'll beat you up if you don't hand it over
sees free parking spot parks on lawn
ask for money
hosts party leaves first when cops show up
borrows car
can i have some pringles? eats whole can
drops you a call expects you to call him back
give a ride a drunk friend and stole his wallet hey bro maybe you lost it in the party
bro i just banged your aunt
complains about who gets elected into office Isn't registered to vote
Complains he does all the cleaning Leaves rotton food in the fridge and garbage everywhere.
ASk Tim whats up tim immediately signs offline
uses squat rack for bicep curls
goes next door snitches on his friends
Offors to smoke you out the next day he 'forgets' his weed
buys parents christmas present bag of weed for himself
Have music on speakers Tells you to put on headphones if you dont like it
My eyes are a cOmpasS always pointed at a girl's ass
Hears a funny joke Tells it like it's his
Creates noob game has 400+ games played 1.5+ kd and 1600+ psr
Homeless people make me laugh and soon you'll be funny too
Yo
sees a good shared photo or video likes the link
Tries to make funny memes ruins it for everyone else
LEGITIMATELY Moving Facebook Status  Emotional blackmail
Says Hello ignores reciprocal hello
always calls from a blocked number
Asks you to smoke him up... brings 8 of his homies with him
Cuts out in Front of you drives 5 miles under the speed limit
Makes you buy him a drink takes one sip and throws it away
Homeless people make me laugh and soon you'll be funny too
Meets yo graMma Tries to 'tap dat'
Tells girl he'll call her changes phone number
Eclipse
Hates gay people talks about nothing but gay people
Buy computer in parts makes friend put it together while he watches
tells girl to go get him a beer
disappears from 9gag for few days comes back
Says cool story bro doesn't know what it really means
'sup brah
puts cold drink on your new table doesn't use coaster
sucks at cod plays all day
Wants to play nhl11 chooses canucks
uploads torrent doesn't seed it
he really does have rosy cheeks all the time
asks to borrow car doesnt put in gas
SCHEDULES MEETING FOR 1PM CANCELS AT 12:56
asks you for a hug
claims your mom is a milf but takes it back the next day adds her on facebook
MOVIE AT FRIEND'S HOUSE STARTS AT 8 ARRIVES AT 10. HUNGRY AND BRINGS NO SNACKS
Asks for a cigarette Put it in his pocket for later
buys you battlefield 3 you fail the semester
i got your back tonight dog runs away during fight
Have insomnia wakes everyone around
Tells you to come over for a movie. falls asleep
Borrows Pencil For the next three weeks
calls you
Sells his company steals customers back!
Friends are all playing dark souls he buys arkham city instead
Yo i can get you free pizza you pay.
Bums a cigarette gives it to skanky teenager
Offers to help you with english homework tells you to do it yourself
Buys you a gift Uses that for extortion later
POSTS JOKES COPIED FROM WEBSITES COMPLAINS ABOUT ORIGINALITY
Goes to bathroom washes right hand for 2 seconds with cold water
GOES TOP AT START ASSISTS MID CAP
Time To Leave? Gets in the shower
borrows your car to impress a girl you run out of gas on the way to work the next day
you guys blazing in here? takes 3 puffs and leaves
1 FOR $5 3 FOR $10
Forces you to pay for government schools Tells you you owe Him for government schools
loves michael vick parents have show dogs.
Invites himself to a party acts like it's his
Gets Bit By Zombie Doesn't Tell Anybody
Goes to refill your coke comes back with Dr. Pepper
discovers cure for cancer takes it to his grave
Nice kitchen Bro got anything to eat?
hey can i borrow your laptop? Returns with sticky keyboard
Take you out Leave my wallet home
downloads everything never watched anything
If your team sucks each round
see you die while trying to use care package steals the package
Breaks your bong calls shotgun
Owes child support 'I got you bro'
YEAH WE'LL WAIT FOR YOU STARTS GAME
In the middle of long dungeon Disconnects
toilet lid down urinating in the sink
Comes to last 5 minutes of random conference Eats all the food at the reception
THREE YEARS THAT'S HOW LONG I WAS A FRESHMAN IN HIGH SCHOOL
SCHedules time to review QUIZ DOESN't RELEASE GRADES
Builds PC Forgets password
Says laptop works laptop doesnt work
mom im home
It's Midnight Off to the cashpoint to get me benefits innit
dumps you in public
likes rap music hates black people
does none of the work takes all of the credit
spends 2.5 hours outdoors. gets into your car.  lights cigarette.
CONSTRUCTS ADDITIONAL PYLONS STILL STEALS YOURS
PISSES YOU OFF
built like two additional pylons... blames you when zerg rush destroys everything
uses your wifi keys your car when you add encryption
Teases you about your car Has no car
Gets paid to do what you Chooses to sit and hide in the corner instead
borrows your car races it at the drag strip
blows load in girlfriend the night before father's day
Cant stand cigar smoke smokes cigarettes
wont sign lease because of 'bad credit' never pays rent once
Roomate get's parking space because he chose the larger room. Takes every opportunity to park there when he can
doesn't want to clean dishes. When Confronted
Suggests me and Girlfriend pay $100 more a month because 'It just makes sense.' Wants larger room and only parking spot to himself.
Suggests me and Girlfriend pay $100 more a month because 'It just makes sense.' Wants larger room and only parking spot to himself.
Suggests me and Girlfriend pay $100 more a month because 'It just makes sense.' Wants larger room and only parking spot to himself.
borrows money for food buys crack
Drives a hummer with personalized plates: 'Smrseve'
Candy crush is so gay i just broke 30k in 2048
Says He knows Brazilian Jiu Jitsu Because he heard about it once on UFC
organises night out cancels last minute
Votes down better memes with 6 bogus accounts So his stupid memes appear on first page
eats all the ice cream puts container back in freezer
Runs stop sign to cut in front of you drives below the speed limit
complains that morning people don't do enough has shitty numbers himself
gives his girlfriend a ring box with a note inside that reads
fake-dumps his girlfriend as an april fools' prank wonders why she's upset
dumps you on valentine's day
buys 8000 $ 8 string guitar illegaly downloads amplitube
criticizes your taste in women is dating scumbag stacy
Complains he never has enough money Spends &#163;500 on warhammer
COMPLAINS ABOUT MESSY BASEMENT 95% OF THE THE MESS IS HIS SHIT
Goes to the bar Orders something with strawberry
the upstairs neighbor's mail DELIVERED to his apartment by accident sees they are not for him and throws them in the trash can
PEES IN THE POOL FROM THE DIVING BOARD
does not accept people who are straight edge
so you crashed when i texted you? or you crashed texting me back...
promises to call doesn't call
needs to crash at your place
Does not fit in with blacks or whites
doesnt use apostrophe's  correctly
plays pick up basketball Cherry picks the whole game
Hey I'm sorry to hear you and your wife are getting divorced. Moves in with your soon to be ex-wife a week after you move out.
GOES TO FRANCE ASTONISHED TO FIND THAT EVERYBODY THERE IS JUST LIKE HIM
'If they don't like their job
34 years old gfs in grade 9
Borrows your tablet for studying uses it for facebook and youtube
makes weed brownies  with hash oil
critical server has outage - demands immediate assistance denies engineer access to logs
illuminati
Takes Girls Virginity  Proposes to Ex the next day
Asks to borrow your expensive shoes wears them to the beach
i've changed my last name from wolf to andrew because andrews are cooler
says he supports gay marriage uses 'gay' as a synonym for lame
wanna jam to some totally not stupid dubstep?
Puts web dvelopment in resume doesn't understand include files
unemployed for over a year finds a job
Doesn't want to spend money to buy gta v plays it everyday when i buy it
Doesn't invite you to his birthday party wants you to steal booze from your work to his party
MAKES GIRLFRIEND GET THIRD JOB SO THEY GAN MAKE THEIR RENT HE ONLY MAKES $40 DOLLARS A WEEK AND THINKS THAT'S GOOD ENOUGH.
Complains about Christmas shoppers crowding the stores Blocks a busy aisle chatting with a friend
Borrows your ps3 for two weeks Won't let you borrow his vacuum for an hour
Is told to respond in the form of a meme does not respond in the form of a meme
takes his girlfriend to the cinema makes her pay for everything
goes to diner only for the piece of hard candy
shows off gucci belt Fake replica
co-workers ask to go out for drinks and offer to pay for everything - vehemently opposes. boss asks to go to movies on friday night - jumps at opportunity
sells you textbook with water damage won't buy textbook back because it has water damage
hasn't takled to new people in office introduces self over group chat
Asks to see your drivers license picture Steals your money
resorts to violence to get his point across
Is behind you in line at walmart holding 1 item
offers a charmander in gts wants mewtwo in exchange
GROPES YOUR GIRLFRIEND
made girl friend live with him for 1 day broke up with her
hats off to you fur coating my heart
charges more than $200 for his textbook Explanation for legal concept: 'Read the statute' (which is public and free)
Knows that you want to compile on Windows Tells you to use Cpp11
always asks if you want to smoke weed never has any to throw in
Borrows your Pokemon game Releases all your Legendary and Lv 100
Saw that Zach was about to die from ignite Shields Kevin instead because fuck logic.
man
Is alone at a diner
Tells you to call him the next day
Deep in student loan debt Work for university talking to students about value of higher education
All of The True MC 's Should Diss All Of The Fake MC's And Fuck Fear That Bitch Nigga
'I'd never stop loving you' Leaves me for his ex-girlfriend days later
sleeps with random groupies shames them on facebook in front of his 14-year-old fans
Gets a neck tattoo of praying hands Never seen the inside of a church
Acuses Giants fans for being bandwagoners dodger fan from the east coast
comes leaves
Invites you to dinner Weighs you before and after food to WeIgh consumed food
Complains about XBONE Licensing buys games on steam
replaces david hayter with kiefer sutherland
takes a beer out of the fridge and drinks it without asking tells you how shit it tastes
Smokes you out Uses it against you to do his laundry
Doesn't know who his father is and neither does his kid
'Don't sleep with other guys. I'd get too jealous.' Forbids you from staying with him in case his ex wants to come over.
ANGRY AFTER SON YELLS AT HIM SENDS HIM 'MATTHEW 15:4' IN RETALIATION
Plays Spore Allies Grox
PROMISES TO CANCEL SUBSCRIPTION TO JUGGS SENDS TO NIEGHBORS MAILBOX
Breaks up with you     'I'm Gay' Dates new girl 2 weeks later
Says you're the best bartender in the world doesn't tip
Gets free game from friend never plays it
blows leafs off his lawn with leaf blower onto your lawn
uses your bathroom takes all of the toilet paper
Buys DSLR Uses Auto Mode
Lets you try on his hat has lice
makes fun of you for playing world of warcraft watches jersey shore
says he'll be back soon lets you wait for hours
says your car is slow drives an even slower car
Friend buys a huge flatscreen T.V. Watches every nba playoff game there
doesn't answer your text
Sascha Kenny Rapes you Claims You Made Him DO IT
LIKES ALL THE TOP-TABLE FOOTBALL CLUBS CALLS OTHERS PLASTIC
STAY AWAY FROM MY LITTLE SISTER
Calls you home to play bf3 gives you broken controller
Goes to the movies turns on his cell phone ringer
Walks a mile in     her shoes.   keeps said shoes.
Eats chicken wings leaves only drumsticks
calls you a douchebag
Every other school has day off still has school
sAYS HE PACKED THE PARACUTE ACTUALLY PACKED A BOWL
Has 'loyalty' and 'honesty' tattooed on his forearms constantly cheats on his wife and talks trash about his best friend
CHECKS OUT OF ROOM FIRST SO ROOMMATE HAS TO DO ALL THE CLEANING
becomes a born again christian still acts like a lying
goes to prison drops the soap
TELL ME WHEN I DO STUFF WRONG gets mad when you tell him he did stuff wrong
wasn't invited to your movie party eats all popcorn
GF wants a break for one because he kissed another girl Uses break to kiss other girls
'you're my best friend bro' says the same to anyone else next day
you offer him a toaster strudel uses your last 2 icing packets on it
Sees youre part of a pleasant twitter convo kicks you for no reason
'i'm just gonna be in and out real quick.' 3 hours later: drunk
makes fun of you for coming from a good family his parents habitually smoke crack and his siblings are always in and out of jail
when he touches himself he calls it 'fapping'
Takes a massive dump at a crowded party blames the smell on global warming
doesn't finish his drinks says you're a light weight
uses machines at the gym lets the weights slam down when he is done
calls bodybuilders at the gym 'meat heads' is a juicer
Moans about others who don't answer phone doesn't answer this own
says something to EMBARRASS you 'look how red he's getting!'
Is asked to provide feedback all he provides is a spell check
complains about people making memes in russian makes all of his memes in italian
says is great at programming can't program crossword puzzle in C
Is asian Knows the engrish ranguage better than you
bitches about how he'll never find a nice girl always goes for the sluts
drops crushed ice all over the floor kicks it under the fridge
Doesn't use linux acts like he's better than you
tells people not to take screencaps shares picture next day
says ear rings are for gay people wears a necklaces
points out a mistake in your work via email makes sure your boss is cc'd in
SAys he supports equal rights for all Thinks gay marriage should be illegal
sees friends youtube channel open gets him one channel layout
come's to your house uninvited Complains There's Not enough Beer
Rummages through your mother's draws.... finds her wang!
'Don't touch that
Makes a M&#234;le-centric Game Adds  ranged class
does a staring contest
says he's never seen the movie keeps telling you what's gonna happen
says he'll be there in 10 10 mins later
you tells him a secret  texts everyone on your phone even your plumber
cures cancer doesn't tell anybody
Still honestly believes sideways hats are cool
Scheudles 9am meeting DOESNT ATTEND
buys golf r... bags it
Nice Party Bro Goes upstairs
takes a crap doesnt flush and pees on the toliet seat in a public restroom
comments on youtube gets top comemnt 'thumbs up if you watching in 2013'
'I love angry birds' 'whats crush the castle?'
Ask 'u Mad?' when you're obviously mad
Calls everyone idiots for believing in god prays on death bed
puts offensive image on imgur in your name gets you banned
Buys millions of World of warcraft gold from spammers asks parents if he can burrow money to eat
Makes a bad meme and thumbs it up
goes to the toilet  pisses all over toilet seat and toilet paper
goes in your fridge to get water came out with the last glass of your best wine
hat on backwards instant gangsta
Didn't send in his RSVP Still shows up for the reception
got these stuff from thrift shop macklemore was inspired!
Refill cheaper than using store cup? uses store cup for mixing before adding to his cup
works at 'athletic' club cant walk up a hill to get a cart
'DUDE
Knows you have low self esteem Points out how hot every other girl is
Farts at your house Doesn't clean it up
Gets girlfriend pregnant Dumps her for gaining too much weight
Because My name's Steve Polychronopolous
tells people he is good guy greg
calls you out on facebook bitches out in fight
makes fun of fat chicks is morbidly obese
'you didn't respond to my text' never checked his phone
Says he's not a glory hunter Favorite team is FC Barcelona
Hates his parentS
queues as tank frost/unholy spec
uses your razor to manscape
is going through withdrawal sells mom's wedding ring to get high
Gets a boner in public jacks off in your pocket
tells you to leave room so he can bring back Random hookup Comes back at 4am wtih no one
Asks for $1 you give him $2 Aks for another $1
BORROWS YOUR PHONE TO PLAY GAMES SPENDS ALL OF YOUR GOLD EARNED
Gf duMped you
Loses Bet DOESN'T pay
Sits on ur couch
Invites you to play video games in your own house
eats a toaster strudel in your kitchen uses 2 packs of icing
tries to flush his shitty underwear clogs drain pipe
asks for a bottle of water takes one sip and leaves it on floor
Borrows car for two days smells like smoke for two years
Asks you how he can get in shape
Has your power strip Only uses 1 plug
Complains about things people do does exact thing he is complaining about
tells everyone there will be tons of food at his party has chips and dip
leaves toilet seat up when he visits his sister and single mom
Starts training at a muay thai gym tries to get everyone in a headlock or armbar when sparring
hey bro
55 when you're behind him 75 when you try to pass him
borrows your car gets it impounded for street racing
updates his status about  you  Blocks you from viewing them
Drives in left Lane Goes 5 Under
Hell Freezes over  MPS schools open
knowingly sleeps with your twin sister 'i'm sorry baby
complains nobody respects ems blames his farts on patients
promises not to take your girl becomes her rebound from you
goes to a craft brewery orders a miller lite
goes to a craft brewery asks for a rolling rock
I just ate your chips then killed your dog
asks For bomb DiES mid
one guy standing on the bus needs a seat for his backpack
Buys a fur coat and thinks he's classy still forgets to wipe after pooping
sells you a portal drops party before you can use it
wins an item you wanted disenchants it in front of you
sees two handicap parking spots double parks
uses condom on you reuses it on another female
Has a government job Hates the government
'Dude
TELLS HIS STAFF THERE'S NO MONEY FOR RAISES GETS HIS OFFICE RENOVATED
sends you an email immediately walks to your desk to talk about it
Offers free month requires payment details
That awkward moment when you realise that your friend used a picture of you in a meme
Makes a 'fat' joke about buddha and laughs Gets pissed when someone makes a jesus joke.
Finds a wallet wIth lotS of money Returns The wallet empty
invites himself to your house steals your cough medicine
Eats the last stick of gum gives you the wrapper
Travel Agent Open when you are working Makes you use a vacation day to go plan your vacation
says he DOESN'T BELIEVE in 'fairlytales' still thinks he will get laid in the next 10  years
has a rep for bullying freshmen in high school graduated 3 years ago
Watches 66 minutes of commercial free downton abbey complains about 15 minute pledge drive between PBS shows
hired last month 'Hi
'Sorry Bro I can't pay the utilities and I'm gonna be late on the rent' starts making $600 a month payments on a bmw
doesn't leave a tip asks for WAITRESS'S number
Dumps you on valentine's day Wants you back on the next day
Says he aint got time for that he has time for that
Boston Tea party dresses up as native american
Drives a shitty car Calls himself a 'car enthusiast'
Goes hipster Creates white trash hipster style
laughs at you for liking enimem listens to icp
jesus dies for his sins yolo
Death knights do too much damage shadow priest damage is fine
Freewill Donation? $.50
RAPES GIRL ASKS FOR NUMBER
calls himself a juggalo 34 years old
train is crowded leans on pole
Watches spongebob somehow likes the new episodes best
'i only like underground rap' only has icp on his ipod
makes a mem doesnt boter wit speling
Gives his friend a pet fish friend has no aquarium
Team is losing super bowl game shuts off power to half the stadium
says the &#168; N&#168; word when you turn your back
Gets wasted at a party pukes all over your car seats
Takes russian lit class Native russian
askes for a piece of gum chews with mouth open beside you
I just made out with your mom can i borrow ten bucks?
hates on people who use lol writes lol at the end of every txt
Eats all of your food then gives you a penny
knows the meme battle is over still posts memes
is nice to you and wants to be friends just to nail your sister
says 'do you even lift?' to a person with no arms
uses blinker in turn only lane never when it is actually needed
steals tv returns remote
returns a rented movie in the 90's Rewinded when main character dies
gives you money then steals it back to buy beer
'Glad To Be Friends again' Blocks two days later
drops pencil looks up teacher's skirt
clop to pinkie pie is trending because of him
complains about the number of duck posts on 9gag actually follows and uses them all
has a $4
stars in a horror film upset that he didn't die first
walks home to school every day teases you about your crappy car
has a ferrari key fob drives a honda civic
Complains not enough girls make first move Intimidated by cute
Gets saved by native american man DOesn't see natives as people
constantly says something offensive gets easily offended
swears to god is an athiest
asks for sip of drink chugs whole bottle
gets told to not bring drinks in store still brings in flask of Jack daniels
ON A TRAIN SITTING DOWN WHILE SOME PEOPLE HAVE TO STAND HAS BAG ON THE SEAT NEXT TO HIM
Calls the store and will only speak to a manager Asks if a cd is in stock
Smokes weed once Says he's a stoner
Meets your new girlfriend 'You need to let me hit that after you're done'.
brings own coffee to CAFETERIA  in a flask asks for free coffee cup to put it in
posts an 'i'm quitting wow' thread renews sub the next day
bitches about wow losing its integrity buys an annual pass
'i need some weed bro' sells his dad's beatles boxset
best friend has epilepsy turns on the strobe lights
You show up to the Mcdonalds at 10:31 Dosen't give you breakfast
gets wasted at a football game pukes all over the bleachers
3 hari lagi sekolah bolos
finds out he's a meme uses it﻿ to promote his crap rap
Bitches about heirlooms in BGs multiboxes
bitches about nobody defending bases fights on the roads the entire time
Says he'll buy civ 5 gods and Kings Doesnt buy in steam sale because he's too 'tired'
has near death experience steals hospital supplies
Mind if I roll 'need' on everything
Gets dumped by girlfriend has seven more
you lose videogame calls you noob win in another game calls you nerd
Says he love alice in chains dont know who layne staley is
goes through mid-life crsis buys a ladies car
Plays far cry 3 sings 'make it burn dem' when he sees jamaicans
links thunderfury in trade chat thinks he is original
beats up classmates for being nerds plays world of warcraft
insults classmate on facebook doesn't want to encounter him in person
speeds in residental area calls himself a street racer
listens to lil wayne 'oh my god he is such a gangster'
thinks people who oppose gay marrage are a-holes uses 'gay' as an insult in nearly every coversation
Builds AoE item For solo lane
SCHOOL SHOOTING HAPPENS USES IT TO ADVANCE HIS OWN POLITICAL AGENDA
Decides to browse through new cell phone rings on the bus
Dresses Ghetto But has a trust fund
bitches about living in a dirty house leaves his shit everywhere
dresses ghetto has a trust fund
bro do you even lift?
packs a fatty doesnt pass it
Makes a GGG About himself
designated driver drinks
No one notices the good he's done makes a good guy greg meme about it in order to spread the word
Makes plans to go out with friends Calls them late at night with lame excuses
likes his own facebook status
Yo bro! I got mo game than atari
Yo Brah I aint Scared Of Nothin Completely Intimitaded When A Black Person Comes In
plays mvm on expert 'omg dude we don't need a spy'
becomes a meme complains about it
the first time he was late he got fired  showed up four hours late the first day on the job
TELL FRIENDS HES STUDYING GENERATES MEME
Wins Lottery tells you to work hard in order to achieve something
Brags about new job Asks you to take the urinalysis
got slapped by his girlfriend kicked her in the cat
comments that no one cares gives attention by commenting
goes to play doesn't clap
everyone at  party hear him having sex in bathroom he's the only one in there
in your group for a project disappears from the face of the earth
Lies all the time Even when playing basketball
mocks driving ability can't drive
attends rz-only shopping event wants $3000 in merch across 6 receipts returned and resold for triple points
pc gamers waste too much money on pcs buys prebuilt
pc gamers waste money on computer buys alienware
only listens to rap music is racist
starts heated argument then says 'dude
Tried to use yolo in words with friends must be a proper noun
hey can i borrow everything
Says he's coming round Doesn't show or call
Joins the navy can't swim
Tells the xbox 360 joke still thinks it's funny
Plays RB3 with friends picks 2112
he buys you a cake its a lie
Plays Multiplayer game with his friends  Leaves in the middle of a door blocking the way out
claims he hates lil wayne secretly loves him
Tells his friends that he has completed the legend of zelda: ocarina of time Played the 3ds version and used sheikah stones
Dumps girl... Gets her back whenever he wants to.
BREAKS SOMETHING OF YOURS SAYS 'OH
saves drowning man rapes him
Save him for being killed rages about killstealing
busts a nut on kitchen counter tells brother it's icing
Gets free food from church SHops on black friday with casH
Invites you to come over Makes plans to go out somewhere else without you knowing
Wins contest for free xbox game Doesn't even own an xbox
pushes girl in    wheel chair down the stairs
tells you he loves you gives you aids
poops in best friends toilet doesn't flush
Bathroom toilet is clogged still takes a massive shit on it
bullies people at school and calls them gamenerds plays wow
when the shit is about to hit the fan he is wearing someone elses hat and coat
seagull shits on his head starts wearing your hat
says warriors have to much control plays frost mage
too cool to take off coat sweats through        t-shirt
makes fun of unemployed  has no job
invites you round for dinner expects you to bring   take away
Asks $3000 for shitty 240sx calls everybody lowballers
Has a car photo on his ipod thinks he knows about cars
BUYS A PUPPY ON HIS OWN JUST TO PUT A PICTURE ON REDDIT
Eats last twinkie on earth Doesn't share
1v1 you in lol picks darius
SEES YOU'RE TALKING TO HIM START TEXTING AND SAID 'WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?'
'I only had one slice bro.' Had five
MAKES A MESS ORDERS INTERNS TO CLEAN IT UP
puts beer in freezer leaves
claims max wasn't taught math in mexico says 29 and 32 are the same damn thing
Presses 2 for sales asks for tech support
Asks friends for shopping advice buys top rated item on amazon
Talks to his friends only things he can talk about embarrass his girlfriend
Sells you weed MakEs you smoke him up
Heckles you at polling booth
lets the tank die 'sorry man i was packin a bowl'
says 'brb' never comes back
queues as a healer enhancement/elemental shaman spec
Takes a shower at your house Leaves pubes all over soap
plays blu medic in tf2 ubers red spy
ignores girlfriend flirts with mutual friends on facebook
Spills water on a chick 'yeah dude
sees someone has already posted his comment reposts comment; downvotes original
POSTS STATUS ON FACEBOOK SAYING YOU SHOULD CAST A VOTE FOR PRESIDENT HAS NEVER VOTED IN A LOCAL ELECTION
queues as a tank pulls everything and leaves
queues as a healer on his priest goes afk
'yo can you spot me 40k gold for my new mount ? I'll pay you back.' Changes name and switches servers
'i'll share my last joint with you' only gives you one hit
Says he'll split his last joint with you only gives you one hit
GOES TRICK OR TREATING 25 YEARS OLD
gets into a car accident drives away
asks for one chip eats the whole bag
you saved his life he doesn't thank you
Goes Trick or treating grabs all the candy first
can now get internet explorer for xbox 360 downloads google chrome
goes to memecenter.com steals ideas
USes instagram THINKS he's an artist
can't afford new headphones drops them in the middle of the dairy aisle
'i'll go if you go bro' doesn't go when you do
Plays pokmon  uses ubers on nu matches
Buys 12v Cummins Asks what the best chip is
Hey
'be there at said time! don't make me wait!!' he is late
makes bad luck brian meme puts 'shits' at the end
sees a teammate picking up weapon under scoreboard shoots scoreboard down
borrows earbuds returns them completely filthy
uses pills in l4d only missing 17% of health
finds ammo cache in l4d reloads
3 mins in a 2v2 leaves cuz he's hungry
shirt has no collar pops collar anyways
calls you gay for wearing pink has salmon-colored t-shirt
party at his house doesn't let anybody go inside to use bathroom
uses hand towel to clean up after fapping
drops tp roll in toilet tries to flush it
'I'm half Irish half italian' 5th generation American
talks about bad ass hondas drives a rust-primer '91 civic with fart can
Can't pay you back cuz he doesn't have money bought $300 headphones yesterday
wears fancy shirt only buttons top button
says he's broke wallet full of cash
asks to borrow money doesn't use it
answers cell phone call at the movie theater
says he doesn't want 'bench' players... starts michael crabtree and crappy tight ends every week
asks to borrow smart phone goes over data limit
wears gangsta coat middle of july
Fights for muscians rights to get paid listens to music on spotify
goes to friend's house has diarrhea
Shows kaali Wt20 cheerleaders Censors gori Clt20 cheerleaders
Jumps into a league of legends ranked game goes afk as soon as game starts
tells girl he cares about animals jacket took 8 foxes to make
Plays Super Smash Bros Melee Uses Jiggly Puff
Cut Him a Line Snorts the Pile
walks in on amanda bleaching stands in doorway and watches
makes plans with you two weeks in advance cancels last minute
Challenges you to a bet backs out of it because he Lost
Takes out headphones to make sure everyone else can hear the music
Knows you're on your way to pick him up Doesnt have shoes on when you get there
SWAG
gets a better scholarship than you never goes to class
COMPLAINS ABOUT APPLE LOVERS AND MACFAGS HAS AN IPHONE
sees you're filming a time lapse sits down in front of your camera
goes to house party smokes in the house
Didn't buy iphone because the map sucks don't really care about the slave labor
SAYS HE HAS A JOINT PULLS OUT YOUR STOLEN WEED
Marvel vs capcom 3? sure bro picks hulk
Meets scumbag tino asks why he doesn't dj more often
Thinking of something a scumbag would do Can only think of personal experiences
wears a string at uom pretends to be a hetero
uses another template to troll people
Hits on your baby sister Steals your mom's fur coat
Forgets to order shirts says they're lost in transit
Pregames for kid's birthday party
wants to throw a party for his friends hosts a book burning
Finally own a SMartphone Still prefer playing yours
Knows Windows is better buys a mac anyway
Exchanges pictures with your girlfriend on skype Sends a picture of him in 			underwear saying   'Enjoooooyyyyyyy!'
FOUND YOUR PHONE SOLD
wears shorts in shop name is zack wheet
Drives by Hospital Cranks up the volume
Busted for Illegal cable Gives your name as part of a plea
complains about welfare RECIPIENTS playing games buys $60 sports ticket so an already rich man can play games all day
orders a pizza to be delivered at night. Doesn't leave a light on for the delivery guy.
Goes to chuck e. cheese poops in the sky tubes
claims to be 'riding around and gettin it' drives a pt cruiser
driver stops to let him cross the road doesn't wave
FAPS AT YOUR HOUSE WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING USES YOUR SOCK AND PUTS IT BACK IN THE DRAWER
tells you to complete the pokedex does nothing but stay in his lab
hates fox news for being biased only upvotes liberal propaganda to the frontpage
TAKES SHOWER AT GYM DRIES BALLS WITH HAND BLOWER
gets owned in a post says to not take it seriously
Skips lectures Complains about coursework
I WOULD  LIKE TO  MARRY YOUR DAUGHTER YO
SEES CUTE GIRL INSULTS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND
ASks for a sip off your beer his sip was at the bottom
meets chris hansen from dateline nbc doesn't have a seat right over there
uses your bathroom to take massive dump doesn't flush
Watches Breaking bad favorite character is jesse
Goes to dance tears down decorations
Raises money for cancer uses it to buy carton of newports
still owes you $50 asks if you know anyone selling weed
attends gathering of the juggalos
trains ufc dies
asks you to pick a song on his ipod 'wtf is this shit'
Asks you to come over Isn't home when you get there
Highfive bro kicks you in the balls
Goes on exchange year 'single' on facebook
Asks for bite of sandwich eats half of it
Says he can skate bails ollie on flat
hangs out with stockbroker friend suddenly a financial expert
Takes the same instagram  five times in a row
Gets Grandma soda after shaking it
sees suicider on top of roof 'Do a barrel roll'
starts a fight dies
Pretends not to see bus driver for a free ride Yells out 'See ya Bro' when he gets off
runs over your dog makes a coat out of it
Complains about being in the friendzone Calls every single woman 'Female' or 'hoes'
Offers to buy dinner RESTAURANT is closed
Squeezes toothpaste In the middle
BOrrows your truck to move his couch DoSen't replace gas
KNOWS THE RELEASE DATE ON cS:GO IS THE 21ST RELEASES IT AT 7:00 P.M. THAT DAY
plays 43 card deck mains 3 upstart
sells his old laptop on ebay posts picture of the original box only
car in front of him doesn't go instantly on green light lays on the horn for 10 seconds
Thinks all religions are stupid calls you a racist for CRITICIZING islam
Buys the new iphone can't feed his wife and kids
Cheats on GirlFriend with her bestfriend no biggie
invites new girlfriend home play skyrim all the time
READS KEROUAC STOPS REVISING
goes on train  plays shit music though speakers
scores date with hairdresser asks for free fade
Shares your photo DOesn't Like it in return
demands free refill at wendys has burger king cup
Pulls out on me without looking calls me a faggot
Has one black friend starts rapping group
holds dj contest only gives 20 minute set
claims to adopt photogenic dog only to sell himself on internet
Which pill do you want
takes profile picture with no clothes
thinks he listens to rap listens to drake
life gives him lemon
Bought 24 inch rims for his '94 crown vic Doesn't have a drivers license
asked to close the door leaves it a crack open
Looks Even more Gangster In his Ford Festiva
35 years old and i still am wigger
Makes mom joke  say one back - tries to fight you
Finds a nonprofit offering a service steals their name and charges $2500 for the same exact thing
Finds lost phone invites all their friends to hang
makes fifa montage ADJUSTS shot error to 0
HAS TICKET TO OLYMPICS DOESN'T GO
Visits Philadelphia Has friend record video of him running up 'Rocky Steps.'
Want to share office space costs? Nah... I'll just drop by and use it whenever i want to for free
complains about how police treat him like a criminal is a criminal
lets out a torrent of diarrhea in your bathroom tells you to clean it up
auditions for the shire was told too expressive
Tells people not to pee in cuzzi pees in cuzzi
calls out of work comes in to pick up his check
SAYS HE'S CLEAN GIVES YOU HERPES
Has no car complains about your car when giving him a ride.
Gets reflex check from nurse kicks the nurse in the face
sell him fake acid  says he tripped his balls off
2 pieces of pizza left takes the bigger one
Says He won't cheat on his girlfriend in a million years Creates a time machine and goes 2 million into the future
Uses the last of the toilet paper Doesn't put on a new roll.
owns ganster car never goes into ghetto
Goes to liquor store buys one beer with change found in your sofa
Asks for marketing ideas shoots down every one
convinces wwe to put you in a match against ryback
hes white wishes he was black
Hears Vassar Thinks it's an all-girls school
won't respond to calls or texts continues to play you at draw something
walks in on parents having sex then goes and masturbates
Comes to party with a 6 pack LEaves with a case
'yeah i can dj at your party' opens youtube
trys to sell you molly only has sass
nob falls out  carries on walking IN PUBLIC
visits ailing grandmother places a can of tuna in the ventilation duct
friend dies 'It's in the past. you should move on.'
Brings half eaten digorno to pizza hut tries to get refund
SWEARS TO JESUS Makes a blunt out of page 420 in every hotel holy bible
sees guy stuck on side of road asks for a light
Makes u watch 'god bless america' crush on Tara Lynne Barr
huge Line Outside hasn't decided which movie to watch yet
Bums a ride calls you the loser
says it's nothing to do with you talks about it to you
Has problem solved by redditor doesn't give comment karma
blindly supported obamacare  has no idea how much his mom will be forced to pay to cover his douchey  ass each month  for the rest of his life
chips in $2 for pizza eats 4 slices
CREEPIN ON YOR FACEBOOKZ BLOKIN UR FRIENDZ
won't flush pee to 'save water' lets shower run for 10 mins before getting in
Pokemon down to 1 HP Keeps Using protect
Gets A new puppy sells it to korea
EATS A Hot Dog Bun without a hotdog uneven dog to bun ratio for months
goes to his friends birthday party brings his girl
WENT TO A  beneficent concert  GOT FREE ENTRY
SEES YOU GOING INTO BATHROOM WAITS until you're in the shower to ask for toothbrush
Knows you work until 5:30 Schedules an 11:30 lunch break for you anyways
BUys new car Still makes girlfriend drive him everywhere anyway
Scumbag browser caches css & javascript
steals your joke tells it wrong
goes to another country gets mad when they don't speak english
asks for gum at school outloud
plays your xbox gets ring of death
Mad at the new immigration policy has a steady job
sings you happy birthday steals your wish
LEAVES A TINY BIT OF COFFEE SO HE DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE THE NEXT POT
says he had a threesome had sex with a pregnant woman
borrows fur coat goes to peta hq
Islanders fan uses rangers in nhl 12
makes a meme inside joke
says he has mf dooms cant post picture
ASKS IF HE CAN PLAY ON YOUR I PHONE goes on CAMPAIGN
Invited to pool party pees in pool
loves world of warcraft rules on a private server
Dies in team fight 5v1 noobs
Offers to sober drive backs out at the last minute
has impeccable aim still pisses all over toilet seat
Bets you he can get you gambling by the end of the day
sells you coke its actually bath salts
asks a girl on a date for dinner forgets wallet and  makes her pay for it
wears dr dre beats that dont even work
internet connection here is great bro no one else has an internet connection
Hey bro
uploads photo of dying cancer patient to facebook asks everyone to 'like and share' it
Tells you you're throwing your life away on weed leaves school and works at KFC
complains about over-priced movie theater popcorn buys it anyway
sells stolen merchandise Purchases things for Farmville
asks for water cup fills it with lemonade
torrents and complains about people never seeding never seeds
Links to awesome concert fest that's already sold out
couldn't find toliet shits in your sink
Goes to your party shits all over your bathroom
kills mosquito on you on your white t shirt
'I'll cook you something really really special tonight' 5 minutes cup noodles
Gets accused of being a band-wagon fan Says he’s been a thunder supporter for 15 years
sucks at golf blames brand of golf ball
Last week as a senior drops out
Makes you a bass drops it
parks next to cart return leaves cart in the middle of parking lot
Attends a 'take back the night' march has a boner
goes to car dealership demands free pen
works at a restaurant takes break during lunch rush
'hey dude can i ride your bike' steals it
Been good friends irl and on rs for over 6 years decides stealing 30m is more important than our friendship
fakes injury to use school elevator
records playoff game for you tells you which team wins
Says he'll do all the work for the group project doesn't show up day of presentation
parties every friday night goes to church every sunday morning and asks god for for forgiveness
you introduce him to a great band he illegally downloads their ablums
sure i'll walk you to school rides bike
watches 'passion of the christ' laughs the entire time
Where is this land i have not yet urinated on?
hates on your kicks buys same ones
Sits at the only lefty desk in class is right-handed
girlfriend punched me in the face today at least she makes me knuckle sandwiches
ask for a cigarette takes the whole pack
puff
'Relax girl
wants to break up with girlfriend still has sex with her
'Just give me the money
bought some weed from him wants you to smoke him out
starts RUMOUR about that blonde girl She wasn't even at that party
GUY ASKES ME TO GIVE PEN BACK AFTER CLASS KEEPS PEN
USES PUBLIC TOILET DOESN'T FLUSH
Only made it to demigod tier by downvoting every other meme
SUNNIEST day of the year  wears hoodie with hood up
goes to cello recital claps in between movements
TAKES A DUMP IN THE TOILETS DOESN'T FLUSH
Listens to music on headphones Sings Too loud
smokes whole joint didn't pay for it
gets accidently bumped into pulls out gun
Types Research Paper Uses Wingdings
borrows your car returns it with missing radio and windows smached in.
smokes weed its yours
Likes /b/
works at tomato factory dates sydney
helps you study for exams you both fail
Not crossing road Pushes traffic button anyway
Gets walked in on masturbating doesn't stop
dances against window BREAKS IT
excited about tonight's party drive like an ass to reach it
Wants to have sex doesn't ask
Gives you food No drink
says he'll let you know doesn't
knows girl has eating disorder harasses her about being fat
Tries to convince people evolution is not real Doesn't actually understand the theory of evolution
Buys Trail Mix only eats the m&m's
Goes to a crowded movie takes both cupholders
owes you money just bought a big screen tv
tells mom not to come for mom's weekend so he can hit on other moms at the bars
says he needs your account to print an essay gives your password to all his friends so they can print theirs
voted for obama hood pass now acquired
Asks you to pick him up Takes 3 hours to get ready
Swimming trunks are dirty washed them at the pool
sucks at rapping becomes famous rapper
asks if you need a ride wants 5 bucks for gas
switches to mac only runs parallels
Finds a lost cellphone returns only the sim card
Enters elevator on 5th Floor Gets off on 4th Floor
COMPLAINS ABOUT PEOPLE STEALING HIS PHOTOGRAPHY IMAGES DOWNLOADS TORRENTS 24/7
THROWS PARTY AT SOMEONE ELSE'S PLACE
Says he wants to go see a jays game with you Doesn't go
yo nate can i use your truck when i get my license
Tries to impress the ladies by overtaking @ 120mph misses the exit in front of the whole caravan.
hates snipers in cod camps in doorway with shotie
sees a bunch of pens in an office look how many new pens i have
Borrows your car Returns it with no gas
Goes bar hopping with you Doesn't suit up
teacher is late to class bitches about how much money he's paying for this not to happen
PUTTing the sensual          back in non-consensual since 1986
old person asks question about computer says to press control + w
makes app on facebook for watching videos updates news feed each time a video gets watched
made monopoly banker steals all the money
goes to friends parents are home
Sees you doing work on the computer turns it off
GETS ARRESTED mom AND DAD picks up from precinct
gets invited out.... doesn't pay for drinks!!
So your a vegetarian? Well I'm a Vaginatarian
Haven't seen a show yet  Tells you all about it
tells you to server x-fer and join his guild disbands guild 1 hour later
contributes to this meme just copies the most liked ones
says the words swag and haters on average 23.4 times a day
names himself 'acidenema' steals everyones memes
Entrusts him with your Homework 'i lost it
IS TOLD HIS ZIPPER IS DOWN 'WHY YOU LOOKING
hey guys can i have the last sausage?
revved up like a douche
Crashes your hotel room passes out and shits the bed
speaks softly when there's loud music playing
Takes you out to lunch  makes you help him with yardwork after
calls you to chill ditches you when he finds better plans
Claims to 'get' money asks parents for cash
YO IMMA GO GET US SUM TREEZ u got 20 ON IT? I GOT YU NEXT TIME. IMA TAKE UR CAR N PHONE WIT ME 2 GET DA DUB. CAN I STAY OVA?
you relieve him early at work
Buys winning scratch tiCket for your birthday Demands cut of the Money
holds candle light vigil for bad luck brian sells t-shirts for profit
Cheers for friend in fight runs away when friend loses
Picks Barcelona in FIFA 12 online Quits before halftime Because The score is 6-0
Buys dr dre beats only uses them for crappy illegally downloaded rap
Sees parked mercedes rips off the badge
Has a car Still asks to borrow yours for his road trip
Chews gum instead of brushing teeth
Puts $5 bill in tip jar asks for change
Steals a lighter from the cornershop pays for the jack daniels
falls asleep in your living room doesn't leave for 3 months
requests song leaves during song
'yo
Sends you threatening messages Runs away when he sees you
takes a shit in your bathroom close window
gets message from friend while playing facebook game deletes friend
says he hates a youtuber still watches their videos
One black friend starts rap group
Says his favorite team is the one beating yours Has never watched a game
says they will get you 2000 friend requests if you like their page... gets you nothing
says he snowboards all the time goes twice a year
Hacks Friends facebook Forgets what he did on their account
Yo
Orders Pizza Doesnt tIp
Party Rocks Doesn't even say sorry
Hey bro
Plays dodgeball in P.E Hits a girl in the face
Weather condition: +3C - Blowing Snow turns on fan
BIGGEST PLAYER IN THE WORLD COMMENTS ON HOT GIRLS PHOTOS TELLING THEM THEYRE BEAUTIFUL AND CALLS OUT OTHER DUDES FOR BEING DISRESPECTFUL
Quits job lashes out on facebook
shows up to party with a bunch of dudes wonders why the place is a sausage fest
Says he likes the color green wears brown
Brags About How Much Money He Makes From Selling Weed To You
College turns free still doesn't go
Borrows ipod replaces your music with nickleback
Tells you that he'll invite to party n' stuff 'forgets' every single time
favorite holiday is 420
Listens to shrillex  Swears he'S Dubstep
>Claims that he can destroy the whole forum gives no evidence of his ability to do so
creampies mad freshman is 24 years old
pees on the toilet seat lifts it up so hes not a suspect
WHY YOU HAVE MY NEW BROWN CLOTHES ON? WHAT NEW BROWN CLOTHES?
Likes all his statuses
Eats an oreo  thinks he needs to be one
Asks for a cup of water Makes a Peanut butter and jelly sandwich & a tall glass of your last bit of milk
asks for small bite bites half of burger
SAYS HE AGREES TO ITUNES TERMS AND CONDITIONS MANUFACTURES NUCLEAR WEAPONS OUT OF SEASON 2 OF MY LITTLE PONY ANYWAY
leaves wallet in your car expects you to bring it back
Takes elevator from ground floor to second floor
Organises big night out with friends Turns up broke
breaks the law calls government corrupt
assigned to project group in class has power point thumb drive
Magician shows correct card say it's wrong
INSISTS THAT YOU ARE ONE OF HIS BEST FRIENDS GRABS YOUR GF'S ARSE 5 MINUTES LATER.
Claims warhammer is all about luck plays skinks
Plays on your iPhone  Gives Back with 1% Battery
Plays on your iPhone Gives it back wIth 1% battery remaining
says he will pull your pizza out of the oven says he never heard the timer go off
WALK IN ON PARENTS GETTIN IT ON JOINS IN LIKE THE DIRTBAG HE IS
You tell him a word you hate repeats it endlessly
becomes president gas prices triple
i can get all the alcohol  brings nothing
OUT OF TP USEs HAND TOWEL
looks for new memes copies them word for word before the original gets votes
comes to seder asks what is all this to you
Awhh yeah i pulled All her clothes off and raped her
Gives PUA Advice Opens friends ex-girlfriend
Somebody takes a picture throws up the shocker
you show him the bid you just made overbids
'want to have a catch?' wings the ball as hard as possible
down votes everything
gives helen keller hearing aids plays nothing but skrillex
girl you love chooses best friend flirt anyway
Hey I got bowl you got the greens to put in it?
stubs toe takes oxy
Gets you rolled Says 'sorry bro'
oh you have a term paper due tomorrow? let me get you stoned then
April Fools day pranks you doesn't pay rent
Asks for a smoke Takes your last cigarette
somehow is republican
borrows tapes never gives them back
leaves house on first date already wearing condom
says hi every time you meet doesn't confirm friendship on facebook
Goes to best friends funeral Stoned
Bullies Students & Insults Teachers Hides behind the cover of the internet
gets 86'd from headshop goes back for spice
you said it's your 21st b-day and you're wasted? hi
First nice day of the spring get on shorts and t-shirt and get ill
BORROWED FRIENDS HAT TOOK OF THE STICKERS
leaves shit stain on toilet seat blames it on quiet housemate
Makes fun of disabled kid at school  likes their photo on the most beautiful teen page
comes to birthday doesn't bring PResents
lights blunt tells stories about weed he smoked last week
i'll just eat one more eats the whole bag
FOreign girls comments on status 'jeez learn english'
uses a public computer turns it off when done
TAKES A TRIP TO ETHIOPIA OPENS UP A LUXURY McDONALDS
uses public restroom turns off lights when one person is still pooping
22 Years Old Uses Fake ID
Goes to store and makes a $100.00 purchase With nothing but unrolled pennies
steals COMMENT ON YOUTUBE 100 THUMBS UPS
lleva 30 articulos se forma en la fila rapida de maximo 8 articulos
asks for money for taxi drives home drunk
Goes to practice 45 minutes late leaves an hour  early
doesn't pitch any weed hogs the joint
You need Java installed
complains about call of duty plays call of duty
Spots you on bench drips sweat into your mouth
Writes like a 12 year old and just discovered how to post on internet Calls other people kids
wants to be a rapper has his black friend do all the rapping
Supports ron paul too lazy to register and or vote
YOUR CAR HIS TRASH CAN
Finds you are with his child Claims to be sterile
friend helps him to write proper english Erases all evidence to look cool
makes kony jokes 'don't ever joke about muamba'
HaVENT SEEN THE LATEST EPISODE OF PRETTY LITTLE LIARS TELLS YOU A IS MONA
Havent seen the latest episode of pretty little liars tells you a is mona
Complains about tailgaters  drives 30 in a 50 zone
Takes psych class believes he is psychic
puts trash in shopping cart leaves it
does a silent fart blames everyone else
farts in public pretends it was you
picks up grandma from hospital two hours late
Eats all but two chips puts the bag back
Takes A big dump Leaves it in toilet to show room mates
Hey john... awh shit...you're dead....
Orders Leftovers Togo... Leaves it
Watches kony 2012 gets top comment
Says he's an expert hacker Downloads facebook for free
Brushes teeth in the morning  too lazy to do it again at night
GETS DRUNK AND Facebook chats his ex gf  'A/S/L'
Holds an election uses a show of hands
gives you a ride to airport demands money afterwards
Hacked your account dropped your untradeables
INvites you to hang out when you ask what we're doing says he has plans
walkins in during sex stand quietly until noticed
Crashes at your house Moves in the next day
Played ME3 liked ending
edits your work sends changes in email instead of marking up word document
makes meme about not getting any up votes just to get up votes
invite him to family gathering gets drunk
Gets drunk and drives car into school yard lives.
Invites friends to events on facebook doesn't actually go
Photoshops slutty facebook photo asks for no mean comments
asks to play basketball doesnt have sneakers
brings his lunch money asks to borrow yours
asked for a sip of water drinks the whole thing
Runs to the printer and beats you to it by a millisecond prints 300 pages
Borrows your computer Returns it with 25 viruses
nah baby
HASN'T WATCHED KONY VIDEO HATE ON EVERYONE THAT HAS
Takes a massive dump doesnt flush
takes apocalyptic dump in stall next to you doesn't courtesy flush
axl rose my hero
Rolls A HUGE JOINT GIVES YOU THE ROACH
shoots 0-17 in his community league basketball game blames it on the team
asks you to work for him spends day chillin' with his homies
Got rolling stones t shirt 'who's keith richards?'
Sees red light at crosswalk crosses anyway
Creates a meme misspells every word
666 444
Does a drive by makes you shoot
brags about moving from home lives in his parents' guesthouse
takes crap in bath at party climbs out window then joins back of the toilet line and complains about the wait
knows you dont smoke blows smoke in your face
Owes you money Pays you in Coins
drops chip in salsa leaves it in there
asks mom for extra lunch money buys a dime instead of a nick
Never Texts You Back Updates Facebook via mobile
asks mom for extra lunch money buys a dime bag
says facebook is for nolifers always online
Dad says he is going to 'take care of it' blows through your entire college education fund
Wants to have band practice at his house
'Dude
Say something about your sister 'Is she hot?'
has no headphones still plays music on bus
has read the book you are reading tells you ending
yo dawg wanna smoke a blunt? nice
roses are red
FiNDs girl of dreams proposes with state football ring
Gotta Quit skype
Sees post about rare tiger. googles rarer tiger
Farts in the Hallway Stinks out family
Hits you up for party Doesn't send address
charges $25 for a parking permit Blocks off half the parking lots
Borrows earPhonEs RetUrns them covered with earwax
Didn't Do anything Get's mentioned in credits
asks to borrow your car get in a 12 car pileup
BRAGS ABOUT BEING IMMUNE TO WEED THEN ASKS IF ANY ONE IS BEING STALKED BY A PINK LEPRECHAUN
TAKES YOUR MUM ON A DATE ASKS YOU FOR SPARE CONDOMS
Doesn't know How To Use Memes Makes them anyway
sold my moms jewlery bought a pound of weed
Entire class is asian makes an asian joke
Doesn't reply for an hour gets mad when i leave
GOES TO PARTY WITH NOTHING ALWAYS LEAVES DRUNK
BRAGS ABOUT BANGING BRO'S SISTER DUDE
WHEN CONDOM IS USED UP FLIPS IT INSIDE OUT
GOT A BRAND NEW PHONE CAN'T FIND YOURS
TELLS EVERYONE HE'S  GREAT DJ PRESSES PLAY ON STOLEN MCBOOK
DUDE DOESN'T INVITE HIM TO PARTY SHOWS UP AND BANGS HIS DRUNK SISTER
Asks if you have a ride home doesn't offer one when you say 'no'
SAYS HE WILL BE RIGHT BACK ISN'T
PLAYS CALL OF DUTY THINKS HE'S A GUN EXPERT
You dont smoke blows smoke in your face
'Yo bro
Spluges on pants wears same pants for 3 days.
team loses still storms court to be a bro
Meets a girl at party 6 years later
WATCHES UFC AT BW3'S dOESN'T ORDER ANYTHING
Declines lunch
Idolizes the sopranos and hates black people dresses like a rapper and imitates black people
MEETS NICE GIRL PULLS A CONNOR BROWN
BUYS YOU A CD ITS LIL WAYNE
Office pool for when co-worker's baby will be born guesses 3 months early
gets you caught trying to steal 'we still cool
Becomes the most popular guy on pinterest by reposting the most popular pics from reddit
has been clean for 30 days celebrates by doing drugs
Rolls up all the windows rips a huge fart
Gets drunk and takes a shit in your shower wasn't him
yo dawg i had the rent but... we hit the stripclub last night
acts hard in the streets expresses feelings on facebook
signs up to bring chips and whiskey only brings chips
I listen to everything Rap and Sublime
Buys ps vita plays psp games
'Defend ffs' leeeroooy
no job
goes to potluck doesn't bring food
'yo bro
notices no plunger clogs toilet
goes to church farts in pew
gets report card tl;dr
burns you a cd charges you money
Sparks a conversation Just to bum a smoke
Never goes to church gives up something for lent
Old joke is old.
TEAM KANYE
steals your car with your baby in the back
give him money to buy beer brings back milwaukies best
hates pigs wants to be a cop
sleeps with your sister nutted in her face bro
invented the nut tap game
brags he went to college dropped out to become a club promoter
goes to church drunk
Waits for you to break up with your girlfriend dibs
Gets parking spot next to dorm Never leaves all semester
borrows bike to buy condoms sleeps with your sister without one
gets your sister pregnant steals her welfare check
ladies  actually date shit like this...?
runs out of tuition money spends money on landscaping
He never does homework and when he does he does it wrong!
always CARRies a longboard around campus never seen riding it
Borrows money acts like paying it back is a favor
Bro Just Dies Has Sex With Bros girl to make her feel better
Dude i will bring the beer buys beer and has party at his house
Dude
hangs out brings bed bugs
can't do what you do criticizes you anyway
says he'll bring girls to the party brings the ra instead
SAID ONE ACTIMEL A DAY I HAD TWO
asks
returns vhs cassette to video store doesn't rewind
SUPPORTS GREENPEACE doesnt know what it means..
SCUMBAG ASH CAN TAKE IN HIS BAG RODS
borrowed your ipod forgot to tell you
'Oh you're sister is coming to visit?' 'better shave my pubes'
COPIES someone else's TEST STILL GETS THE WRONG ANSWER
complains about poor grades brags about procrastination
Clogs toilet Leaves party
Wears Yankees Cap Never watched a game
Crumbs on lower lip Asks for a sip
Uses your bathroom Sound of medicine cabinet closing
Knows everyone is tired of overused meme makes one anyway
Makes fun of grandmother for not accepting email complains about new facebook
tells you how much he loves you cheats on you
breaks up with you in january texts you asking if you had a good valentine's day
Watched five minutes of 'The Godfather' Said it was 'ghetto'
Shreds hand thinking Corona is a twist-off Pretends it doesn't hurt
Gets an a+ on midterm lies and says he didnt study
titles a thread '2012 texas football schedule' '...will be released sometime next week'
trust him with your money to buy drugs gets himself a bong
cOMPLAINS ABOUT THE MAP WHEN HE IS 0-10 sAYS ITS HIS FAVORITE MAP WHEN HE IS 15-0
Hocks loogie in water fountain walks away
sits at table by the only power strip isn't even using it
GETS OVERRIDE INTO CLASS DROPS OUT AFTER FIRST TEST
Happy Valentine's day bought you some lube
HEy bro I'm gonna be short on rent this month Buys modern warfare 3
Says atheists are ignorant never read bible
Oh
Complains about state of government does absolutely nothing about it
girl likes my comment on facebook she totally wants to bang
Pours last cup of coffee Doesn't make another cup
drives pregnant gf to hospital during labor Asks her for gas money
Says a game is horrible Couldn't beat the first level
Drinking Problem? More Like Sobriety Solution
guess what chicken butt
Goes to your party shits on ur bathroom and wipes his ass with the towel
sets early alarm for church doesn't go to church
Dad Gets indicted for fraud posts pics of new Car dad bought him on fb
Shares my meme but doesn't 'like' it
Answers every jeopardy question out loud Incorrectly
Whacks off into empty beer bottle returns for refund
in group study room alone.  watching rap videos on Youtube.
inside house as guest spits on the carpet
asks to stay at your place for the weekend stays for 6 months
breaks out two lines for you and him blows his and your line
Hi my names matt weston im your new room mate
GOES TO PUBLIC POOL WITH YOUR SISTER NOW A FATHER
knows he's a famous internet meme exploits it
Says he's good at mortal kombat. USes the same move over and over.
Mugs you  pretends to be your friend in court
Students stop crossing to let traffic through jaywalks. slowly.
wants buffalo chicken orders 'buff chick'
Ask questons on reddit to gain karma could have googled the answer in half the time
BREAKS YOUR LAPTOP BUYS YOU A MEAL
Takes seat beside last plug outlet doesn't have laptop
Wants to reschedule to 9 a.m Doesn't show up at 9 a.m
SETS UP SPEED BUMPS FOR 'SAFETY' dESTROYS YOUR CAR
Doesn't reply to emails 'Yo we did a great job
buys you weed asks for money
Speed limit is 25 MPH on campus buys maserati
Faps 3 times a day never washes hands
DATE WITH GIRLFRIEND ALWAYS 'FORGET' WALLET AT HOME
leaves for party comes back and says you should've come
stops to talk on the way out of class 300 person pile-up
BALLTAPS
BREAKS YOUR LAPTOP BUYS YOU A MEAL
stayS at your house as a party guest leaves used condom behind the couch
goes out to the bar with you starts tab in your name
plays the flute rented out the last large instrument locker
LEAVES the House without his Brodies
Asks for water cup at restaurant Fills it with sprite
girl becomes single on facebook after long relationship 'LIKE'
takes girl to movies 'oh hey can you get my ticket babe?'
borrows 20$ moves to Bathurst
I'm a sales rep for a fortune five hundred company call centre
invites you out to the bar 'Hey bro
borrows car gets pulled over
Leaves last scrap of toilet paper so he doesn't have to refill the roll
smokes all of your weed says the cat did it
Doesn't understand a post dislikes it anyway
you win two tickets for a gig Friend request from scumbag steve
You win two tickets for a gig friend request from scumbag steve
Asks for a ride Tells you how to drive
Sits in Silent study area types like he's playing drums for black Sabbath
ASKS FOR A SIP OF YOUR DRINK DRINKS IT ALL
Yeah
'J'ouvre la fen&#234;tre criss y fait chaud' -40 &#224; l'extrieur
oh
Goes to church spontaneously COMBUSTs
Waves for fair catch Runs away
Plays Zerg  6 pools
On probation asks you for clean pee
is passed the recently made joint gives a puff and drops it on the floor
sees you studying turns on tv
asked to crash in for the night in your apartment never leaves
Dude do you want to match? oops I'm all out.  you got any bra?
becomes minister doesn't read memorandums
give him a place to live invites others to live with him
i heard yall like dubstep 1 hour of juke
Says he doesn't like disco dances to it
calls out 'knock knock?' already entered the house
TAkes last beer leaves carton in fridge
First exchange of i love you's pukes
POURS BOTTLE OF WATER ON YOUR MACBOOK PRO BECAUSE HE IS TIRED OF THAT MAINSTREAM BULLSHIT
makes fun of the 49ers kyle williams Doesn't watch football
says he has a job 'has a different one' every week
claims to have no friends on the phone constantly
packs bowls of your weed  without asking
Switched his ipad 1 and your ipad 2 while you WEREN'T looking
sees new post on 9gag immediately dislikes
Plans small party Goes home for weekend
Offers Tuition Benefits Requires Bachelor's Degree.
applies for system administrator Lists ipod as job EXPERIENCE
Gets summoned in DArk Souls with only a sliver of health left
Criticizes poor labor conditions buys macbook
kidney type is a match sorry bro i got a thing that daY
Skips class on Presentation day everyone in the group fails
shoots cell phone video in portrait orientation
Can't steal movies online steals dvds from walmart
wow is your laptop new? can i borrow it? faps with your lap
Asks to hit your joint once hands you back a roach
Calls your flavored vodka gay steals it
'i'll get your money
What is the officer problem?
asks if he can borrow your computer ten buttons are missing
Surprises you with good news just messin'
spams overused memes all the time blames you for copying him when you say one
Looks to see if anyone is watching Takes a second hit
Borrows your phone reads your messages
Wears 'Beats' headphones around his neck At his court hearing
writes review on imdb for good foreign movie he didnt get  'movie sukd ass and was gay'
Scumbag voter disslike all post without reading them
COMES TO YOUR HOUSE TO SMOKE EVEN THOUGH YOU DONT Eats all your food
Calls you gay infront of your gf is hanging out with a group of boys
Someone asks thread to die continues the thread
Buys Drake AlbuM Pirates Indie Album
Has lvl 40 covert Sits on PPT for 8 days watching alliance get owned
Orders 4 Stuffed Pizzas 'Be there in 5 minutes'
Gets Free Shit on Internet Complains that the shipping is too slow
pees on public toilet seat Doesn't clean it up
Goes to public bathroom leaves tap running
asks if you want something gives it to someone else
claim i listen to hip-hop listen to lil wayne
Hears you're tired of arrow to the knee memes Posts 25 more in your thread complaining about it
CS 1.6 with wall hack Starts  to complain when see another one cheating
sees 15$ nike
use a local cop car as a meme memegenerator deletes ur whole cache of memes
Likes it Doesn't put a ring on it
borrows your twilight books returns it with pages stuck together
at your house and asks to make nachos makes them and eats them alone in the kitchen
goes to girlfriends house doesnt lift up the seat
SAYS N-WORD SUPERFLUOUSLY NEVER AROUND BLACK PEOPLE
TALKS COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF SHIT 'NAW BRO I'M TOO HIGH TO FIGHT'
SAYS THERE'S PARTIES EVERYWHERE AND HE DOESNT KNOW WHERE TO GO  TO FIND OUT WHERE THE PARTIES ARE AT
Ignores Java Update Complains about 2012 virus
'bro' tries to kill himself treats him as if he succeeded
makes mess at work leaves it for good guy greg to clean up
sees you getting jumped outside bar drives away
complains about reposts posts arrow in the knee 'jokes' over and over and over and over...
Borrows guitar find it hanging on a pawn shop wall a week later
has a doctor's prescription for weed needs to borrow your car to pick it up
Offers you a drink at party Not even his
HEy I took care of your lack of bed Bugs
poops in the shower misses on purpose
needs to clean the house gets a slave
Sees you getting ganked in BG Runs away on two person mount
Leaves Suitcase full of smelly clothes at doorstep Before leaving to paris asks you to dig through it  and return library books
upvotes and promotes sexism in comments and posts complains about being forever alone
he plays you watch
Plays indoor hide n seek hides outside
Says has no money to go out goes for more expensive plans
sees you playing skyrim
HEY YOU OWE ME A 6 PACK BUYS YOU COLT 45
ROOMATE CATCHES YOU MASTURBATING
Asks to install bootcamp on partition FORMATS entire drive anyway
One of the 3 wise men Doesn't bring a gift
stays at house overnight eats all your pizza rolls
gets presents on christmas jewish
OLD LADY SECRETLY FARTS IN PUBLIC POINTS AND LAUGHS
opens your refrigerator without asking
GETS DRUNK AT PARTY DRIVES HOME
playing madden
SAW A FRIEND's EMBARASsING Photo on FACEBOOK tags him and all of his friends
once you goto university you get maaad loot!
xmas/birthday arrives gets sick
Accuses others of Pinching from his stash Smokes from your Stash behind your back
goes next door snitches on his friends
makes 80k a year sleeps off daily hangover on the job frequently
Gets hit in dodgeball keeps playing
No Fap december faps anyway
writes about not studying over the weekend on facebook whine about bad marks
Acknowledges founding father  george washington was a free mason doesn't believe in secret societies
Tell him your secret 'Accidentally' tells everyone on Facebook
Plays protoss complains about other races
says he won't take the car makes a traffic accident with the car
Loses first round of playoffs benches whole team
says he loves a good beer drinks natty light
sees you playing skyrim tells you that's gay
breaks your door while drunk doesn't remember
searches for something turns on all lights
Sure ill work on question 2 whats the answer to 2
had a fight with his sister and get a scar Men! i fight 4 ganstas outside!
see him wearing a JACKET you lost says he 'THOUGHT' IT WAS HIS
makes hole in wall nothing a poster can't fix
seems convinced by advice nothing changes
Gives mum directions wrong directions
pICKS CRUST FLAVOR dOESN'T EAT CRUST
tells IU to beat good team changes mind when they do
Can bang his gf anytime Bangs her in ur bathroom at ur party
see busboy bill  start a food fight
asks if you're a cop still thinks you're a cop
Takes video game pic from google
Calls wanting to jam Doesn't bring an instrument. Plays Metallica songs on your guitar. Makes you listen.
Gives you New Years Eve Off Schedules You for 6am New Years Day
Does 4 rounds Says 5
Takes eight hits of your weed 'This shit's TOO STRONG'
INVITES YOU TO GO SOMEWHERE MAKES YOU DRIVE
Sees you on adventure shoots your knee with a arrow
TOO DRUNK TO CALL GIRLFRIEND SOBER ENOUGH TO DRIVE BITCHES HOME
Makes show to sell toys toys look nothing like the show
I'm smart
carries condoms All expired
Complain about people who believe in religions being gullible Upvote posts that say they will donate after they are upvoted
CREATED TO PROMOTE LITERACY AND CREATIVE CONTENT ASKS FOR SUbMISSIONS USING INTERNET MEMES
calls grandma once a year Asks for money
'I want to make it like Eminem or Tupac' Lives in beverly hills
Decides not to order still eats
Anime video's down report in chat at 4 am
Knows you hide your birthday on purpose congratulates you anyway
Wants a girlfriend takes yours
Unanimous Consent Called on Non-Controversial Amendment 'Roll Call'
Whines about too many people in playoffs is in first place
Hacks friend's facebook pretends to be innocent
Bakes Girlfriend Cookies Eats most of them
Drops lighter off the porch Complains nobody has a second lighter
hey dude
Owes you 5 dollars from bet
Asks for a cigarette puts it into nearly full package
CRS DOUBLELIFT 1K VIEWERS CLG DOUBLELIFT 10K VIEWERS
Get's Repped doesn't rep back
Eats your food Replaces with cheaper brand
gets asked to go to a party has to ask his mom first
asks for a sip of your drink finishes it
Writes one generic rap tells everyone he has a record deal
Calls you gay hugs all his friends whilst saying 'i love you'
Complains about older generation controlling younger generation Isn't a registered voter
has 846 friends on facebook actually knows 5 of them
Likes to Drink Booze Doesn't Like to pay
Comes over for thanksgiving Spills his gravy on your mom
Hey can i borrow your grinder? Steals all the keif
OWNS A POWERFUL PC BUYS SKYRIM FOR XBOX SO ALL HIS NOOB FRIENDS CAN SEE HIS ACHIEVEMENTS ON LIVE
asks to stop thread by commenting again
Notices your car doors are unlocked Covers steering wheel in bengay
asks you to come to vems to work on physics disappears
lil wayne fan waka flaka too
pretends to be sick to skip school plays mw3 all day
borrows money stops answering the phone
Arrested for speeding... In your car WAnts you to pay his bail.
Sees you posting something romantic about a girl says 'thank you my love <3'
Asks to borrow your phone 'What are you wearing?'
Blames rich people for all his problems asks rich people for all their money
'Hey Bro can I borRow your car?' Get 3 speeding tiCkets in the mail.
Hates to show up uninvited Does anyway
comes into your house DOESN'T take his shoes off
forces you to hang out leaves before you arrive
barely answers your calls to ever hang out you finally get skyrim and he calls all the time and showing up at random times
Pretends to be your friend Steals your girlfriend
Lives in montreal doesn't speak any french
OFFERS TO BUY BOOZE HAS NO CASH
owns dvd streams from netflix anyway
ROBS BANK RETURNS TO MAKE CASH DEPOSIT
Offers to do homework for you makes it the shittiest piece of work ever
Too many cena meme threads all 6 of them
Doesn't have a bag to put your weed in Tells you he sells weed
Hey mom im finally moving out only testing her to see if she loves him
Gets Dota2
Hates when people leave their things on his desk leaves his things on people's desks.
First ACCUMULATING snow of the season  drives like idiot
Hey guys lets play wow again quits 2 weeks later
Engaging Pupils though social media Blocks social network sites
tell him everyday you have to be up at 5am calls you everynight at 11pm for a party
says he wants to hang out and buy you some drinks never calls you that day and never answers his phone
Complains about name calling calls people names
asks for a bite of pizza  eats the whole thing
Your sister's pretty hot Bro
Points across to show you something later notice your wallet is gone
Complains that people call him a scumbag. Knows he is a scumbag
Participates in No-shave november still shaves neck
Hasn't worked in over a year and owes u money expects u to buy expensive concert ticket for him
attend at your party Pukes on your cat
sees ants walking steps on them
Tells friends he'll leave His girlfriend if she keeps his baby dates a girl with a 1 year old the next semester
Orders 2 weird pizzas and 1 normal one still takes from limited supply of normal pizza
Not up to bar with live music goes to different bar with live music
HeY MAN I JUST WANT ONE CHIP TAKES HALF OF BAG
goes to berlin to take german lessons you never hear from him again
calls you 'bro' hits on your sister
gets in fights at high school parties
dresses up for facebook photo
grabs last beer takes one sip then pours the rest out for his homies
Is told you're out of weed texts every hour
Asks for a sip of your drink finnishes it
says they need something now Sends you shit that doesn&#180;t work
Always asks for cigarettes still having his pack full
shits in your toilet never flushes
PUlls chair out for girls Pulls chair further out when girl is trying to sit
Old Roommate coming to town Fall off face of the earth
i don't always drink beer
Says excuse me Cuts in line
Invites you to concert Makes you drive and sleepS
writes over 10 minutes just 3 lines
Hosts a house party at your house
splits pizza with you takes the biggest slice
Has Sig Saying He Misses Ceterian Friends Places Bounty on all of them once unbanned
asks to borrow programming assignment for reference hands it in unchanged
Offers to buy next round Buys one for himself
borrows phone to call home sends dirty messages to your grandma
plays halo on normal tells eveyone he beat it on legendary
Says scary movie was boring sleeps with lights on
complains about not having lunch break been gone most of the day
Shows only physical symptoms has no underlying physical cause
Begs you to buy him a birthday present doesn't buy one for you
gives mom a hug reaches around and grabs her ass
gives seat on the bus leaves you with stranger
won't go out to bar because he's broke spends all his money on whiskey and weed
wiki gets fixed Changes it back
promises short test each question takes hours
'you're seriously my boy' rapes your sister
Hates Battlefield 3 playtime:0d 0h 22m K/d:0.05
doesnt broadcast blames the logi`s
thug attitude cries loudly when punched
Says 'that's a bit ahh' once
bums a cigarette takes half the pack
HAS THOUGHT DIVIDING ZERO NOW POSSIBLE
can't read. still can't read.
lends you his ammo Gun jams
Tattoos cross on back officially gangsta
Clearly tapped in touch football 'Yeah Right
shows up to work sick gives everyone else the flu
3 people understand meme make public anyway
borrows you something 'no
2% native american claims urm status
Posts meme of himself buys likes
Claims they use logic falls for style over substance logical fallacy
Oh ye you got a sister? how old is she?
got drunk at a  party talks about it for a week
Gives you two presents for christmas Just one pair of flip-flops
btw thx for  your weed
has satellite radio only listens to top 20 on 20
Watching bloated corpses on National Geographic Eating carne asada
Hey guys
Meets good guy greg thinks he's a douche
DELETES YOUR SCRIPT DOESN'T TEST THE REPLACEMENT
steals condoms doesn't use them
Posts class schedule on facebook Skips class
Blows Your Stereo While your girlfriend blows him
Asks question doesn't listen to answer
Dude im picking up some dank weed hit me up later ignores texts
oh
loses your shirt
hey bro can i cook this steak?
make my selfe at home? ok
I think my professor died Automatic A?
DOWNLOAD TORRENT DOESN'T SEED AFTERWARDS
sits in front row of class plays games on computer entire time
gets hit in paintball turns around and shoots back
Gets the job everyone else wants complains
gets corona's for after work drinks warm!
Complains about a guy spoiling warcraft 2 ending Spoils ending in process
ignores 'please wait to be seated' sign complains about dirty table
ALL CLASSES RECEIVE BUFFS CRIES ANYWAYS
Tries to Develop Third World Spreads Global system of self-propogated control to Untapped regions
Nobody in front of him hits brakes anyway
I have work in morning lets go to gym stays up  passed 5 am
Clicks 'Share' on someone's  facebook post Never bothers to click 'Like' on the original post
takes a shit in your bathroom doesnt flush
Tell friend you are just starting season 4 of breaking bad  Posts on your facebook about season 4 finale the second it's over
'hey can i lend some money? i get payed next week' doesnt have job
Pretends to be your friend actually despises you
his fur coat is made from innocent and defenseless baby seals
Says he'll pull out doesn't
Says loosing weight is as simple as eating less Shows friends pictures of delectable treats
Get's infront 1-0 Passes the ball around UNtil the match ends
Job Interview... Macdonalds here i come!!!
Starts a fight Loses
'Imah pro' hacker' double-click on hyperlinks
Borrows your lighter permanently
I'm the best at this game last place every time and yer all fags
Knows you had plans today turns off phone
Spends all Day bitching about the 1% Cries all night about Steve Jobs
texts gf off your phone 25 cents everytime
Give them logo in eps
Complains about connection in online game is host
goes to throw away pop can  recycling bin right beside garbage...throws in garbage anyways
got a girlfriend shes 14
apologizes for disappearing for a week disappears the next week
why do i look
Goes to red cross blood drive steals t-shirt and cookie
spends time reading scumbag steve memes relates
Sees homeless person throws spare change in nearby gutter
sees facebook fight peace treaty
'Tatu... Them those hot lezzies right?'
Goes to a community college attends highschool parties
Thinks he's a badass gets raped in prison
asks you for woman advice hits on your girlfriend
I need to borrow 100 Dollars Buys crack
gets girlfriend Never talks to you again
gets off your couch couch is brown
Sleeps in while you and his dad fix his truck
Drive 6 hours to see him wont drive 30 min to see you
tells fans to support players doesn't support fans
blames you for everything
Picks fights on Facebook Logs into alt account to agree with self
knows difference between your and you're does it wrong because it pisses you off
let me get a mcdouble is 100 cents enough?
comes to your graduation party Checks out your mom
HEY Bro
network name: linksys
network name: linksys
has a baby with 16 year old doesn't pay any child support
scumbag boyfriend doesn't respond to your 'happy 6th month anniversary' text.
'remember when i beat you at street fighter?' doesn't even own street fighter
Nah bro it's not Oregano it's italian weed
SAYS HE's ANTI GAY FAPS TO LESBIANS
SEES YOU DRINKING COKE DROPS MENTOS IN
asks for free sample walks away
FUture's not bright still wears shades
Gotta go do homework Watches Television
I love You Dad No Homo
Bro Can i axe you somethin? It's all good
cardio day at the gym looks for the closest parking spot
buys suits for dudes complains how much wedding is costing
I Hate To Be that guy... is that guy
Hates taxes votes democrat
takes dump in your bathroom doesn't spray lysol
drinks from carton and puts it back in the fridge has the flu
complains about sunday roast looks forward to thanksgiving turkey all year
goes to party
claims to be your 'friend' Takes your gameboy
sees attractive girl on crutches at store opens door for self
YOU MY BOO
don't trust the government except when it kills black people
Makes you a website in htm
Agrees To Play Wingman Steals Girl
thinks warhammer 40k ripped off gears of war
in your fridge eating your food
sits on couch puts feet on glass table
borrows your phone deletes all contacts
borrows your lighter forever
says gop is anti-science thinks toxic chemicals cause most cancer
Defends self in interview looks like bigger douchebag
scumbag mcginnis BUYS GEARS 3....WON'T LET YOU PLAY
sells oregano to seventh graders
Favorite team l.a Lakers born and raised in Boise
I don't feel like going to class today Think you can find your own ride?
Knows mark zuckerberg asks for facebook update
Meets justin bieber on a flight shakes his hand
Asks for a cigarette Takes your lucky one
your mom died? what's the insurance payout
Plays support never heal anybody but himself
Tells you you'll make thousands Steals your identity
makes fun of you for asking questions fails class
pees all over your toilet every time
Borrows games Gives them back 4 years later
Farts in elevator Blames deaf person
smoke weed and drink all day with homies crash grandma's car tonight
Schedules 8:30 Meeting Doesn't show up
Makes facebook event in front of girlfriend doesn't invite her
TEXTS AT 3:30 AM 'KNOW ANYONE WHO'S GOOD?'
Copies all the answers off your homework somehow Gets a better grade and tells you to study harder
knows you are about to shower takes a shit
posts meme on meme generator puts 1 like on his own meme
'i'd catch a grenade for you' fumbles
Black girl wins miss universe complains about judges
Asks your hw to copy hw writes his name on it an turns it in
Doesn't invite you to party Still crashes at your place after it's over.
Buys a house and still has millions to spare gets his nephew to paint the fence
Has Life to lead spends time arguing politics on facebook
boRrows you laPtop Installs internet explorer
9-11 Was Obviously An Inside Job Posts no facts
Watches your favourite show quotes it to death
chilling on couch with your last beer 'Youre out of beer bro!'
Goes to music festival makes fun of people  having a good time
Says Tourney starts at 12 2:20 game hasn't started
Goes to walmart Steals caitlyn skin code
Invites you over wants to fap first
Ask someone to be your best man Don't invite him to the wedding
Stays logged in to chat service not at computer
I CAN'T EVEN GET DRUNK ANYMORE TUDDTOWN BLACKOUT
Leaves for weekend doesn't do his dishes
tells you to hurry up and get out is sitting in the aisle
Says He'll Stop Bothering You With His Problems Bothers you for another hour
TRUSTS HIM TO MAKE YOU A SAFE DRINK FOR YOUR FIRST TIME MAKES IT 50% VODKA AND PISSES IN IT
sees 99 thumbs thumbs down
Work at mcdonald's eat all the food
uses rent money for weed doesn't share the weed
nearly lose duel Pop lay on hands
Blast music in friends car tell him to turn it down when on my street
Says ponies are gay plays with barbies
becomes quartermaster stops doing any actual work and hovers around on glass carpet al day
hey bro can i have a pepsi TAKES SIP
Says he isn't cocky about working out makes a thread bragging about how humble he is
seemed to have gone away for good hasn't
Invited to a party shows up with no booze
TROLL JKEARNZY RECORD HIS RESPONSE IN TS FOR BAN APPLICATION
PLays lol with his friends goes afk in the last minutes
Go to movie theater See nothing
Parks in Handicapped space  says its ok because it was only for 30 minutes
BRB NEVER comes back
BRB NEVER comes back
cathces you wanking videos it and puts it on youtube
Hey man can i hit your smoke? smokes the rest
Posts screenshot of game from 10 years ago doesn't say name of the game
says he will verify doesn't verify
rushes straight into enemy spawn constantly bitches about people spawning around him
Gets kicked out of party calls cops to get it busted
ASKS FOR FIVE ICE CREAM SAMPLES LEAVES WITHOUT ORDERING ANYTHing
How come you don't answer your phone? I hear you guys playing call of duty inside
JeRKS OFF IN YOUR SOCK PUTS IT BACK IN DRAWER
JERKS OFF IN YOUR SOCK PUTS IT BACK IN DRAWER
Life-long Bosox fan Since 2004
Invites you to a party gives wrong addres
Turns around and sees you on bike Keeps walking in front of you not moving
PLays Recon in BFBC2 Uses G3
loses job (again) late on rent
Shortest Of his Mates Always gets the pAssenger seat
PLAYS COD USES last stand
Takes drugs has a bad time
Girl on period?? No  Condom Necessary
Cracks Minecraft because he's poor Buys Deus Ex
complain about kill steal in a coop. vs a.i. game
friend says he needs to restart browser to continute chate Never logs back on
brags about runnig the marathon for a good cause Doesn't show up
get invited to dave's house double decker his toilet
Says you can pay with Credit card doesn't let you pay with credit card
Misses the Target Watches the Replay
'Likes' that you want to grab lunch with someone Doesn't want to be that someone
Price matches competitors won't price match walmart.com
Doing a fantasy football draft online leaves one second left on clock before taking kicker
borrows your cd to burn a copy keeps the original gives you the copy
Releases game with no demo wonders why people pirate it
'Zap! You're dead!' Nuh-uh
'bro Check out my gucci Hat And Mink Coat' on Sale at Wal-Mart
ayo i got a swisher you stuff it
Swerve in Front when Rode goes to one lane Stop to turn Left
scumbag nick is a guest at someone's wedding makes fun of what their budget allowed them to serve him as a gift
Dude wanna blaze? i smoked you out so you have to buy me food
Toilet lid down urinating in the sink
Is it cool if I come over? brings 20 friends
'We need to not leave so many lights on' gets high and leaves house with bedroom light on
Pulls your lighter out of his pocket claims its a different one
'OMG VLAD OP' plays akali and orianna
Smokes a cigar Inhales the smoke
claims breweries such as cigar city and the bruery are overhyped does not apparently read his own reviews and 'wants' list
banned for cheating keeps coming back
At friends house on phone 'Oh Im not doing anything'
Yells at you to not forget anything Leaves phone behind
I got all this Looting lidl
asks question raises voice so you can't answer
Complains about outdated console graphics only plays minecraft
It's not heavy it's just 'awkward'
Can I Use Your Toilet mate? Unable to enter it for 2 Days
women's colleges  reppin' trans folks. like me. Not her.
Bugs you for an urgent appointment Doesn't show up
CLAIMS HIS PLACE HAS good INTERNET HAS DIAl-up.
Works for 7 and a half hours feels accomplished
Asks Gio For Admin Abuses It
hooked up with the girl you like sorry
Can i have a bite? eats the whole thing.
Known Scumbag Brings Endless laughter to Reddit
gives you his urine for your drugs test smokes weed everyday
says to be lightweight eats up all your ram
Claims to fix computers tells to delete system 32 files
Makes religious comp Only about christianity
wait method claims to take milliseconds takes seconds
20 Minute Log-In Queue Matchmaking Disabled
Claims he found a way to improve network Performance Crashes Network
borrows car without asking sells it
let me get a whiteowl pineapple
Pesters you to sign up for memegenerator account you can't actually use it for anything
Asks to bum a snus takes the last one
wants to double date with girlfriend's sister So he can hit on girlfriend's sister
hates Cops joins the police
has weed smokes yours
Puts you in charge of getaway car shows up to heist in sweatpants and flip flops
icke spent &#163;500k of tpv donations
Asks you to play league leaves
Makes a meme  uses 100 different accounts and upvotes it
still drinking still driving
Still Summer time not TECHNICALLY employed
Invites you to stay at his place for the summer because 'He's a nice guy' Bitches about every little thing you do
Charges you $810 for an ambulance ride when you make the conscious effort to not put other people in danger from driving yourself
Offers to buy booze for party Makes everyone feel guilty about the cost
Starts a mario kart drinking game so he doesn't win all the time Complains when he loses
busy screwing everyone out if their promised benefits complains about poor quality of people willing to sign up
Makes 35 million from compendiums wants 50 dollars more to make it rain (money)
takes the red pill
Finally gets his girlfriend to shut up during sex starts banging his bed against the wall instead
Holds 'Fattest fat loser' IN AFRICA
Trick or Treat? I got the munchies and ate all the candy
eats all the food in your kitchen without asking or saying thank you
dresses and talks like a hoodlum doesn't understand why he's treated like one
REFUSES TO BUY WASHER WEARS SAME UNDERWEAR
i see you've recently graduated with software development and information systems experience let me tell you about a rewarding career selling insurance
opens office fridge eats your lunch
big Spurs fan since 2014
Can't stand the heat Expects the kitchen to move
carries a skateboard doesn't know how to skate
Complains about having to wait Makes you listen to him complete an entire quote
leaves car running
GIVES OUT SEX ADVICE SAYS 'YOU'RE WELCOME'
shits pants tries to act nonchalant
skins white so wears brown clothes
Shut up I'm street smart
You wear pink strap ons to get to muge girls Must be a muge fag
goes to church to laugh at old people because they believe in god
borrowed money from you added it to the roll he already has
'im tired babe
hey kid wanna try some drugs?
Has no exams complains about workload
runs over turtles on purpose runs over buzzards on the way back
Picks a fight with Russia STARTS RUSSIAN CIVIL WAR TO AVOID  ACTUALLY FIGHTING
is asked a question with two answers picks a third
Comes in late asks for a raise
brags that he's rich constantly bums cigarettes
starts fight at a bar with a big guy and makes it look like you did it pushes you into the guy
you're from where? education welfare? lol
i miss my nigga josh
steals your meme blames you when it does not get popular
starts rumors post update on the rumors
clones himself has sex change and degrades himself
the beer in your refrigerator is all gone he swears it was not him and then pukes all over your place
warns you that he's about to give spoilers gives spoilers immediately before you have time to cover your ears
i want my groceries in double paper bags packed light
hey bro can i have your chicken pot pie?
charged with 'DUI' while riding a moped
Persuades you to give him a blow job Refuses to return the favour because he thinks  giving oral is disgusting
this guy is in danger so you must construct additional pylons! meh
GIRL SELLS LIMONADE TO HELP HER MOTHER DRINKS ALL OF THE LIMONADE
EATS SISTERS PET HAMSTER dONT WORRY SIS
CLAIMS HE HAS SHOT LOTS OF PEOPLE
volunteers to help out at the soup kitchen steals the soup so he can save money on food and get the newest iphone apps
you go to the restroom
Appears on TV IN Traffic cops
'You're such a hipster'  drinks PBR
Brags that his money is long can't invest $37 a month for his own biz
Suggests to play the same class for item trading Benefits Only plays 2 of 6 classes
Borrows your set Deletes account
takes side with a woman he's attracted to in an argument against you even if she's wrong
HEY BRO I HEAR YOU HAVE AN OPINION I AGREE WITH MY OPINION. OH
wears jeans to a wedding hits on the bride
keeps you up all night partying  tells you to shut down lol when heis tired
INTROduces everyone except app dev team
Dude I do what ever Bar Owners want
'you're the Best mom ever' only gets you candy on mother's day
swallows the red pill
I cried in the titanic I cried when rose put her clothes back on
loses against you with his original team Plays with a different team.... talks shit
housesits for friend doesn't feed the cat
takes girl on date makes her pay
gets a spray tan goes to the beach
farts in an elevator filled with people just before he gets off his floor
Rider at fault attacks scooter company
three R-11's in the yard I'll expedite
takes food from fridge borrows money from fridge fund
Has an auto recovery function turns it of when an error occurs
Gets bills throws them away
Says he will attempt the challenge only eats one bite
7 Jahre gefangen yolo 2014
borrows your razor returns it with face unshaved
No Kills
you wanted to send out your transcript? It's less than seven business days before the deadline
laughs hysterically at the black joke i just told spreads that i'm a racist around the office
Hey
english memes only fags
doesn't take any exams reminds everyone who just finished exams that the bar exam is coming
starts affair while wife is pregnant with his son leaves wife for other woman when baby is 6 weeks old
TOTALLY HAS A MEME GENERATOR TAB OPEN IN THE BROWSER AT ALL TIMES
name is cody
'First of all I'm going to give credit where it is due.' doesent give credits
Sees a horse approaching you
Asks you directions
You use the doorbell once
You know the road of the village better than him
Did tsm wonned?
CLEARLY SEES TEXT MESSAGE YOU SENT DOESNT REPLY
Getting out if the army are ya? I'm staying in!
GETS TICKET FOR DRIVING WITHOUT LICENSE PUTS THE BLAME ON YOU
asks for money never pays back
'We're fishing roe so don't jerk unless I say jerk. Never says Jerk.
plays metal has dogs
HATES JAMES BOND LOVES timothy dalton
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404 SYTLE NOT FOUND
sees me shits
takes weed gets caught by cops never gives it back
ASKS FOR THE TIME STEALS WATCH
says hes getting a xbox steals your ps3
stopped by the cops uses your name
dissess bands that pretend to be something they're not  favorite band dresses like clowns
BORROWS sneakers WALKS IN SHIT
HATES gays SUCKS OFF BLOKES
I THOUGHT IT SAId SEASICK
CUTS PHISHME TRaINING from budget blames you for being hacked
invites you to pair program Doesn't remove privacy screen
started the silent treatment blames his  gf
Tailgates the ambulance with his flashers on 'just in case the ambulance drivers need my help.'
On a date with new girlfriend  'So we're splitting the check
accuses opposition of being fascists openly supports putin
Brags TO FRIENDS about getting ps4 . won't let them try it.
Puts Coke in the Freezer multiple times Coke explodes 'wasn't ME'
shows up to buy a $5 bag asks you to front it to him
always frontin on the ladies uses grindr on his iPhone
uses a cap faced to back with sun
parents buy him a bmw and pay the insurance and pay for his college hates his parents for not letting him have a macbook
'He doesn't eat meat on Friday's during Lent
Roll him a spliff 'Nah i dont smoke tobacco
takes lost of sick leave Complains when work mates are sick
mom buys furry and cute blue toilet seat cover stains it with shit
takes a dump at your house in your sink
Creates CUTTING EDGE VR TECHNOLOGY EVERYBoDY WANTS SELLS IT TO FACEBOOK
Teases spoilers Says he's out of the spoiler business
Criticizes the politics Only criticizes
Say you used the wrong meme dont tell you why or the correct one in the comment
vezina... chris peters...
poops in the hottub
tells everyone
Orders 32 GB of ram needs help hooking up monitors
goes to an aa meeting with you for moral support cracks open a cold beer
goes to uci so does obama
Works Full time got a ciggie brah
signs BILL that makes it ok to ban twitter tweets to complain about twitter ban
goes beserk over the fact that his girlfriend cheated
COMPLAINS HIS BIRTHDAY GIFTS AREN'T GOOD ENOUGH FORGETS TO GET HIS DAD A BIRTHDAY GIFT
says he wants a girlfriend actually wants a new mommy
9gag u can edit ur comments anywhere but 9gag
proposes to you with a ring he gave his ex
insists that his girlfriend remove all her pubic hair doesn't even so much as trim his own pubes
Make a present to gF for Bday buy it with her money
eats beef and bean burrito gets on the elevator
hey bro got weed?
Complains country is amoral atheist
picks up pack of bacon doesn't buy it
Q1: can't take time off unless it's every weekend and/or cause you really want to
you allow him to stay on your couch when he loses his job and his apartment doesn't look for work or help with chores
agrees to be your best man gets drunk
agrees to be the best man at your wedding bangs the bride
crop dusts the cube farm
DOESNT USE LINKEN.CO
Want to teach you to be more efficient Takes 5 hours to do it
dg gfdh
buys softimage
CLOGGED THE TOILET AT AIR BNB APARTMENT SORRY BRAH
HAS LEFTOVER FOOD POURS IT IN THE SINK
Seriously ? Vezina Alternative high: Chris petters
'Struggles' to pay back $30 over the course of a year buys xbox one with 2 games at Launch
scumbag russia Hates gays
See's Racist Images posted in the Vote page Posts some more hoping to get upvoted
sister is mentally ill uses her personal tragedy to get internet points
invades afghanistan and iraq tells putin to withdraw troops from ukraine
only real gang bangers eat marshmallow fluff
is offended by gay  marriage goes to howard johnson with a tranny
Hey bro you got any cash i only have my card 'credit cards accepted'
steals your answers tells teacher you cheated off him
comes over for dinner blows up bathroom
WAKES UP SLEEPS 20 MORE MINUTES
just watched the news went out and bought a raymond felton jersey
Literally is julien doesn't know his place
Was exonerated for crimes against hip hop buys 2 chainz's album 3 hours later
does trade gives haunter an everstone  before trade
HASN'T LEARNED YET THAT MOM FOUND HIS PLAYBOYS
pretends to be getting a puppy for girlfriend  to cover up cheating on her
call homeland security cuz i am da' bomb
Joins a league of legends game goes afk for half an hour
Steals his grandmothers wallet asks grandmother for 'gas' money
Works part time for minimum wage. girlfriend works her ass of at a job she hates makes girlfriend feel guilty when she asks him to get another job to help support their two kids
shows up on bottle party only one which brought nothing
visits your apartment smokes your weed & steals your wallet
what guess? chicken ass
says 'i love you' to half sister only loves her half as much as biologically-full siblings
says 'be there in 10' half hour
says unprotected sex is bad gives you condoms that break 99% of the time
twitch plays pokemon types 'DOWN' while they're on the ledge
goes to church once a year has jesus tattoos
boasts that he would never go out with a friend's ex starts going out with mine
promises a fresh start pushes you in front of a train
Proposes to girlfriend because he is going to jail
invited at a party draws rude graffiti on the walls
Doesn't do anything for Valentines Day that requires him going out. Goes out
PLAGIARIZES your meme  gets more up-votes than you
Girlfriend gets raped
yeah i can play counter strike takes computer class at library
FRIENDS MAKE IT TO THE TOP OF TEAM ROCKET TOWER USES ESCAPE ROPE
spends all free time ignoring kid and living in a fantasy world
I'll mod your forum Deletes useful posts
UIc physics lecture mon
Buys dayz with friends never plays
I usually don't ask out girls on Valentine's Day But when I do
tries to listen to talib kweli gets sick
DEMANDS THAT YOU GET TO SCHOOL BY 720 CANCELS SCHOOL AT 8
Talks shit about your lifted Toyota Gets jeep stuck
big 9ers fan still has ben roethlisberger superbowl jersey in his closet
sleep with her best friend just incase
tells you it's home brew really just coors and bud mixed together
WAITS UNTIL 12:00AM THROWS AWAY A SHIT TON OF METAL CRAP IN THE ALLEY
takes last cup of coffee doesn't make fresh pot
Complains about wiki speed by posting image to wiki
makes giveaway for steam games no one ever wins
asks to get smoked up talks shit about your weed
says hes NOT GOING OUT TONIGHT BECAUSE HE HAS NO MONEY GOES OUT WITHOUT YOU
Gets $3000 a ticket
friend has exams forces him to play video games
oh word
tries to rob the 7/11 with a gun gets beat up by a 60 year old woman buying prune juice
Says he will pay back Never does
Plays 'Kendrick Lamar' as Radio Doesn't play a single kendrick lamar song
Scumbag dog owner 'He just likes to say hello to the guinea pigs'
free beer at party takes them home
goes to wheelchair basketball game uses the handicapped stall
buys a half quarter sells it in dimes
whines when i bring a drinking glass when he makes the dishes brings the whole freaking kitchen when i make the dishes
RESPONDS TO RESEED REQUEST > SPECIAL FEATURE Stops SEEDING AT 99%
Asks you to take off shoes Wearing shoes
Brings in 10 year old laptop with dead battery doesn't bring power adapter
Uploads a Meme Without a Punchline
say that he is  poor and got no money having all video game consoles and gadgets
THAT FEELING WHEN YOU ARE SWAG
says he'll meet you at new peking goes to fun buffet instead
GETTING TEETH CLEANED AT THE DENTIST TRIES TO LICK THE HYGENIST WHEN SHE LEANS IN FOR A CLOSER LOOK
CALLS PEOPLE WITH FOOT FETISHES 'CREEP-ASS WEIRDOS' DATES 16-YEAR-OLD GIRLS
moderates technology forum at reddit labels net neutrality story wrong subreddit after it reaches 4000
Missing birth of own son and almost entire first year of life Suddenly wants to take him to the zoo when can't get out of child support anymore
I don't always talk to rappers But when I do I ask for a small coffee with my McMuffin
4 people die in benghazi Says 'What difference does it make?'
Vyhraje Blood dragon d&#225; ho na Aukro
Complains about living off $1
Tells you to learn everything by head just uses transfer questions
crashes euw servers are back up
laughs with the death of an old man it waS A 17 YEARS OLD KID
brags about 49ers superbowl titles wasnt even born to see them
Says 'You can have my Lexus girl' Gives you add for used cars
od on drugs dosnt even even care
invities you over to paint sells your work
is anti weed drinks 5 cans a day
'Call you later' doesn't
spend all his money on cocaine makes wife's grandparents pay for rent
Yo bro let me borrow your t-shirt sorry bro
builds gaming pc with 3 gpus only uses one monitor
gets arrested for drug possession snitches on everyone
Builds pc with 3 titans uses only 1 monitor
dads actual name is steve and hasn't called you in 4 months tries to make you quit job to go on roadtrip to florida
after being confronted about a loan tells you to mark them up
begs you to borrow money 2 years later still hasn't payed you back
gets a front gone missing
asks for a lighter passes it with bowl
borrows ur phone charger then it got 'stolen'
calls you to make sure you're home to play video games doesn't get on until you're going to bed
asks you what your new years resolution is says it sucks
sleeps on your couch asks for ride to Circle K
comes over unannounced smokes your weed
says he'll bring booze to your party shows up at your party late and hammered and throws up that booze all over your living room carpet
Buys a honda civic... puts cadillac mudflaps on it
'I'M LEAVING ON JAN 2ND' LEAVES JAN 1ST
Sorry Being a Loser is not a medical condition No Medicinal Pot for you
January 2nd??? No way dude What happened to New Years Eve and day???
Blames you for losing the game literally took every shot
Going downhill on snow and ice covered road tailgates you for going 5 under the limit
SEES ROME BURNING STARTS TO FIDDLE
You tell him to keep it under his hat that's when he chooses to take his stupid backward hat off
Thinks he can train for his first Ironman in six months but never runs makes fun of white belts that want to fight mma
Says 'hold on' puts skype call on hold
shovels driveway  drives off without clearing sidewalk
has snapchat sends confituurpot
'yeah dude
Only goes to church on christmas every year because he knows he can take more from the collection plate
'i'm good at soccer' 56 overall
Invokes liberal leave 5 mins before the first people can leave anyway
stays in during 12-1 when everyone else goes to lunch.  GOES TO LUNCH AT 1
yesterday: asks to borrow money for lunch today: beats you with new magic deck
you tell him a loved one passed away 'Pics or it didn't happen'
reads a funny meme downvotes it
Asks clerk of 5 years a question
offre un jeu gratos serveur inaccessible
yells at parents for not giving him a 40 teraqubit external hard drive for christmas
Creates a Trello Action Pact Puts his list on the left hand side
is wrapping present in memes to rage his friend
Eats yogurt four months past expiration date bitches and moans for hours when he gets a stomachache
buys beer for party high school party
Gets rejected once in middle school bitches about it for a whole year
yoh man..!! you're new in facebook?? get some lessons from elders
Sees a funny post on a successful facebook page begs you to like his page
Throws a party  byob
Post comment on imgur downvotes all other comments
Supplies party with drugs Rohypnol
HEY  IM HERE AM I LATE FOR MY SHIFT?
If I was ever in a situation where someone said 'leave me
If i ever found myself in a situation where someone said 'leave me
gives you avocado sandwich farts
'Likes' your link to qualtrics study  Does not PARTICIPATE
Offers to debug friend's server Actually just screw it up
SAYS IS AFK TO FRY EGGS IS REALLY FAPPING
PUTS DIRTY DISHES BACK IN CUPBOARD iF YOU TAKE THOSE OUT
Eats your old leftovers while drunk 
anti-vaccine because 'the ingredients are poison' smokes a pack of cigarettes every day
claims to know opengl uses immediate mode
Points out every one of your mistakes lies
Cześć
Presses 'Wait' On Crossing Crosses on Red anyway
Shows up 15 minutes late for PHA Is pissed that you don’t have time to renew his acne prescription
breaks $80 worth of your stuff
makes fun of you for speaking with an accent or for bad grammar
ASACOL DRUG PATENT EXPIRES CHANGES INACTIVE INGREDIENT and GETS NEW PATENT so no generics available
flunked college thinkshe's an intellect
Complains about not raiding on time goes afk every pull
Is 30 and hits on 17 year old Denied
Take's the day off on his birthday so he doens't have to buy cake
dates  only sisters of friends
calls you his bro treats you like his dog
calls you an asshole for not letting him rip you off
I'm so esh gabba gabba
Buys dad birthday present with mother's money parents are divorced
Picks up every scrap of copper leaves brand new drill at job
Says he will come soon at any time doesn't come at all and complains about it
Constantly complains about media bias Downvotes Ann Coulter to hell
See's connor and joel coming So he stashes his druggss
discovers flaws in wireless mbus protocol no vendor implements it
Gave him $50 for a car part Spends it on GTAV
salesman of baking soda
Two weeks till dissertation deadline All SAE staff in Amsterdam
Plans reunion doesn't show up
Recommends Rocketbar Because he never leaves Chinatown
Knows nothing about football Wins communio
listens to neighbours humping  hopes they never get more than 10 minute workout
Expects you to talk about football your interest in hockey is 'gayyyyyyyyy'
Finishes OJ Puts carton back into fridge
SUPPORTS THE TROOPS UNLESS IT INTERFERES WITH HIS FILIBUSTER
Comes home to see basement floor flooding Asks if his instant noodles can keep in the freezer
Plays game for 1 hour doesn't take a 15 minutes break
Old grandma asks if she can take his seat in the bus 'No hablo ingles'
says hes good at darksouls because he says so
Response to finding out you are on your period when he wants to have sex 'Well your mouth isn't bleeding'
I hate my life my parents gave me an iphone 4
Douchebag Riot: Promises a match at 8PM Won't stop incessantly bitching about senseless crap
Late everyday gets pissed off for mentioning that he's late
Plays in nuketown for fun
$30 MEAL OF WHICH HE EATS ALL THE STARTERS YOU JUST PUT DOWN $20 AND YOU'RE GOOD
fur is murder and i have murdered a lot of pussy in my time
you are a furgoat
didnt mean to coat >>1035084 meant to coat >>1035079
How fur can this meme go?
tobo tobo taksi dar give me money give me car
Wants to be involved with other vets on campus Misses SVA meeting.
Flirts with you all the time
No dude you cant jam
Roses are Red
Just implemented his API He changes it
Works at Trqss Gets fired for using wrong color button.
i sold this slave to afford a fur coat #endapartheid
ma scuzati am gresit casa..
Beats up little sister Eats pizza with Ranch Dressing
You no I be gangstah Cuz I look and talkz lyk dis
Goes to Yogurtland uses sample cups then leaves.
JOINS ONE FANTASY FOOTBALL LEAGUE DOESN'T SET ROSTER FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON
Pasiulo gert ir tusint. Nevaro i tusa ir jau bloga po keliu alaus.
Posts news article about Obama authorizing himself to declare martial law removes it a few months later to try and hide his corrupt political agenda
kills own teamate in halo cause he thought you got their hat
שקית ?חרונה של חלב מכין צ'יריוס
Knows I'm in a custody batter to keep my nephew (his son) away from a neglectful mom Gets an inheritance from our dead mother and doesnt offer a cent to me or his son
Iti cere o gura de suc.. bea toata sticla
Keeps everyone awake with ridiculously loud snoring Complains didnt get enough sleep
Hey
Parla italiano corretto  Lo usa per fare voti e classifiche da bimbominchia
Reads a facebook thread about the conflict in Syria Instantly becomes an expert on foreign policy and Syrian affairs
Lose one fight thinks fighter was overrated
Beats you two times in NBA2k13 By fucking running to the 3 point line
brings friend over friend asks if he can smoke meth in my house
gets new girlfriend replaces profile pic of self with car with overphotoshopped pic of self and girlfriend
180€ for a minimoto too expensive buys a 10k€ moto
Says MoP sucks did not reach level 90
Tries to man up to me in front of the girls in class hits crush's bff in mistake and blames me
Knows Top Gear IS WOrlds most popular show Doesn't fund properly
Announces EverQuest Next Releases in 2015
Brags about sweet job
Like Vanilla Ice with bigger hat
says he stays at home tonight goes out with other friends 20 min later
Leaves party says you choked
lost fairly in a match? gunna go hack jumba :)
gets a new girlfriend replaces photo of self with car with overphotoshopped photo of self with girlfriend
'yeah I`ll take care of the baby for a while' Takes out the glock 9
Youtube wants you to use the youtube app most videos are not available on mobile
Sells weed to High Schoolers Get rich or die tryin'
spends 2 hours studying sql injection Thinks hes an expert hacker
When He Sees You You should run away
Sells you an ice cream cone doesn't fill the cone
donates sweater to angel tree to see who wears it after christmas break
nossa de novo essa  piada fera?
says he's in a band can't even solo
Sells fake doses on 2013 summer tour Brother sold fakes doses on 2003 summer tour
not there for the summer
signs you up for all of the sport teams doesnt tell you
calls 4pm meeting on friday doesn't show
Scared of Saw - The Ride's drop Rides Takabisha
meets kurtz's intended lies
haven't taken care of my niece since she was two suing my sister for child support payments
You can't afford to go to SDCC He can't either
yo yo yo!  it's steve all up in this muthafucka
Boss phones up for a pre stand up catch up
Pleased to meet you I'm the CEO of Scottish Power
CALLS YOU TO COME FOR A DRINK IN A BAR 'I'VE GOT MONEY ONLY FOR MY BEER'
Escr&#237;be en may&#250;sculas en el chat de la hermandad Se queja cuando le pide que las quite y m&#225;s si le dan tabla
plays in three bands
MOVED FROM HIS PARENTS HOME TO PROVE THAT HE DOESN'T NEED THEM 2 weeks later asks his parents for a loan to pay for new house
watches your house while your family is on a two weeks vacation house is destroyed
What's oppression I been dressin like this for years and the cops dont harass me
IS DUMB
Doesn't follow any of zimmerman trial Celebrates the verdict more than zimmerman's mom
Asks for 5 dollars Spends it on gum
goes on memegenerator misuses every meme
accepts forever alone's friend request destroys meme
EMPTIES COFFEE POT DOESN'T REFILL
knows about a server problem all day calls you about it  in the middle of the night
asks what car you would like to have buys it for himself
asks what car you would like to buy buys it for himself
Talks about teamwork Everyman for himself!
Says Black people are dumb spells 'clan' with a 'k'
Borrowed money a month ago Tells you he paid you back already
HEY! You kids wanna see a dead body?
Asks me to charge phone Gives it to a herd of bulls
Makes a meme Upvotes it right away
is a juggalo
Says he doesn't like living in the US Has the biggest fireworks on the 4th of july
Calls other people nerds Asks for advice on what rep to farm
drives 10 mph under the speed limit speeds up when you try to pass him
Doesn't throw down Takes the first one
calls goth and punk rocker people 'freaks' is a juggalo
Argues that E85 will work in ANYTHING Buys LS
sees someone getting bullied join in
Goes up one level on Candy Crush Thinks He's the shit
is a juggalo
makes fun of black metallers for wearing corpse paint paints his face like icp
eats your cerial pours milk down drain instead of drinking it
gets one of your dr peppers and opens it doesn't drink any of it
Sets up a face-to-face meeting for 8:30 on a Friday morning Sends e-mail overnight to cancel - he's working from home
Sees post talking about funny reposts Reports as repost
fires designers 'legally' cant say why
is a juggalo 35 years old
Gets called out for talking shit
DRIVES LIKE A MANIAC TO IMPRESS HIS MATES WALKS REALLY SLOWLY WITH THEM DOWN STREET
beats nadal in first round withdraws from wimbledon
COMES 15 MINS LATE IN THE CLASS AFTER RECESS TELLS THE LINE WAS TOO BIG.... #LIKE A BOSS
Gets New Rating System to not ban games Bans Saints Row IV
Wants to work at victoria's secret so he can measure cup sizes
Cancels long-form census because Canadians have a right to their privacy.  Commits thousands and thousands of data breaches with your data and doesn't fix the problem or tell anyone.
wbijamy na chate BEZDOMNYM
'No creo en la satanizaci&#243;n total de esos delincuentes' Masacra a todos los presos de El Front&#243;n.
Yes or No question  His answer: maybe
Sees a good meme Down votes it
see's ex is uncomfortable while sitting next to him doesn't leave
likes your girlfriend comes in your room to talk to her
Borrows car
wants to be 3rd wheel while you visit old h.s. crush you haven't seen in years who's finally interested cock blocks left and right
Post comment about not getting enough likes get's likes
I Popped some tags I only had $20 in my pocket
6 Kids/6 moms hides in his moms basement to avoid being served
brother wants to play minecraft switches minecraft and internet explorer icons and names
Sees  you're behind him Slams the door on your face
PIssed off at PRISM ILLEGALLY downloads MOVIES & music
asks how he can get in shape like you pisses on each and every suggestion
Tells his parents he hates druggies as he secretly puts crack instead of sugar on his cereal
clips toenails leaves clippings on your coffee table
a Loser? nah bro I'm a playa
uses the rest of the toilet paper tells roommate to go buy more
marcia IS crying if you suicide yourself
Joined Navy Never UNDERWAY
gives you an std don't be so crabby
Refuses to hit women Threatens any guy who calls him out
Walks through the door first Told he's not a gentleman
Last one off the ice after warm ups cuts to the front of the bench so he's on the first shift
takes a shit in your toilet doesn't flush
see's the giant lego x-wing in new york tears it down with bowling balls
Asks For More Paper in a exam doesn't need it
oh you waited for this day a whole year? and let there be another!
organises TEAM night out  first one TO leave
tells you beta.memegenerator is worse than memegenerator makes meme in beta.memegenerator
1st ever pulse of the maggots fbfc plays keys instead of guitar
Shits on everyone for mistreating home spills ice cream on will's rug and doesn't pick it up
open up and confide in him brings secret up everytime you're with someone and make you feel like shit
Goes to skatepark only rides street section
Hallo ich bin Arschbratze
Brags about his gamerscore says trophies are dumb
CLICKS 'YOU DESERVED IT' on FMYLIFE DIDN'T DESERVE IT
START USING LESS WRITE EVERYTHING IN CSS
OH THIS IS YOUR SIXTH CAKEDAY? I decided to be born now
wishes you a happy birthday the next week
does your son smoke a lot of weed? Addicition psychiatry can treat that with Seroquel
borrows your phone Sells it and then ask you for money to get it back
complains about people chewing loudly kisses with his mouth full
BORROWS YOUR CAR 'It&#180;s still working!' ....Isnt working
game developed using pc console exclusive
apparently had the best weekend ever then says he can't remember a thing
Friend gets engaged responds to first email in years to overshadow
Launches new enrollment system More than 50% of tHe students can't enroll
Buys NOS FOR V6 Mustang revs engine at sti
acts like the hero of the party for producing a tiny joint 'Yo
says you are a noob for using AT bitches that u are cheating by using AT after u beat the crap out of him
Smokes Cigarette in no smoking zone
says lil wayne ruined rap listens to jay-z
part of a science group project does nothing and still gets an a
Claims he's  the worlds biggest  Chiefs fan Always talks shit about the team and trolls arrowhead pride
MY friends downloading files gigabytes i press cancel when it's almost complete
girl is messaging him about future plans is reading memes on another tab every time ball in in her court
Corrects your punctuation online doesn't know when to use commas
SAYS BRENDAN CAN CHALLENGE FOR THE TITLE NEXT SEASON WANTS RAFA TO COME BACK
Votes For Obama With an ebt card
Goes to an orphanage hands over father's day cards to the kids
GOES TO HOUSE PARTY HAS SEX IN THE ROOM WHERE 9 PEOPLE ARE SLEEPING
YO YER (14 YO) SISTER HAS GOT FINE TITTAYS
Ask you for a bowl and promise to hit you back Never see him again
Kicks Ball 10 feet infront of you says 'where was the run?'
makes post puts punchline in the title
says he's too real to switch up style  for approval does a song with taylor swift
gets job at supermarket eats food from supermarket without buying it
Plays as support hero in dota 2 doesn't buy courier and wards
Drinks rest of milk Doesent change bag
plays call of duty uses martyrdom
invite him to your birthday party tubing trip demands it be random week nowhere near your birthday so he can attend
makes fun of people who like hello kitty is a brony
What kind of music do you listen to whatevers on the radio
Mommy... Can I borrow your Prius again?
You secretly give him O'douls at your party acts like he's drunk anyway
goes to an eagles game cheers for the cowboys
Prays the Glorious mysteries  on friday
SAYS THAT YOUR TEETH ARE YELLOW WEARS CAPS BECAUSE HE'S TOO LAZY TO BRUSH HIS TEETH
found a friends facebook open posts 'my friends it's time for me to come out of the closet...'
Hey Gurl
says crown victoria's are slow drives a 4 cylinder front wheel drive import
saw his friend's adult friend finder profile was open changed sexual orientation to 'gay'
mocks you for liking double dragon plays battletoads
'i'm a professional photographer' doesn't own a dslr
Gets you to listen to a new song  sings along to every word and hums to the music so you cant hear a thing
99 PROBLEMS ACTING BLACK IS ONE
Flatmates leave for the weekend eats THEIR food
Leans seat back on plane to watch movie
GOOD DAY MA'AM! HAVE YOU HEARD THE GOOD NEWS ABOUT JESUS CHRIST?
name is ezra 97 hoes
asks for number says not to call anymore
Takes immense shit in your toilet Doesn't flush toilet & ingores you at school and blocks You on fb
university turns off heat  dosent turn on ac
Comes over every weekend Bangs girlfriend in your sheets and leaves the next morning without cleaning
move builders from test to main leaving the job half done!!!
Talks So much about how 'cAlifornia is Like his hOme' has only eVEr been to disneyland and seaworld
likes ironh3ros videos doesn't subscribe
Plays marco polo Doesn't say 'polo'
listen to reggae ? calls you ray gay
Complains that nobody is contacting him Does not respond when contacted
BUILDS POORLY     CONSTRUCTED DECK DOESN't BOTHER  FIXING IT
Drinks all the milk puts empty jug back in the fridge
GANKS YOUR LANE GIVES DOUBLE BUFF FOR YOUR ENEMy
sees you Drop a pencil  Finders keepers!
Yo
HAS AN AXE FX II STILL HAS SHITTY TONE
ganks top level 2 gives first blood
swears to god is an atheist
trying to take picture of car in front of me green lights all the way to the house
is actually against cocaine because weed is way cheaper
TAKES DUMP LEAVES IT ON THE WALL
sees funny meme doesn't upvote it
Do you even lift?  YeA g
I'll brb doesn't be right back
joins your arena team expects to get carried
babysits your kid trades it for swag hoody
Compares ssj4 goku with kid naruto
Complains endlessly in line about people using credit to pay for coffee taking too long takes twice as long to pay with cash as he complains and flirts with cashier
smokes weed in front of his kids forcing them to watch jersey shore
claims to be the best call of duty player ever because of his points camper!
says he'll do a rap battle with you loses
pays for $200 worth of clothes in pennies
says he's an avid gamer only plays farmville 2
HE JUST FOUND OUT THAT SHOCK IS BACK.
bitches about her hanging out with ex hangs out with 2 at once
has no idea for a post stiLL creates one
has 4 kids gets high in front of them
PUTs KRAZY GLUE ON THE toilet SEAT 'yeah you can use my toilet bro'
says he's a beer snob only drinks corona
loses a bet 'we didn't shake on it'
constantly bums cigarettes from you always has a fresh pack in his pocket
Lets you search for new places to move into Tells you 2 weeks before lease ends  he'D rather live with someone else
Votes against gay marriage because he's a fascist
Has the opportunity to report breaking news to millions of Redditors before they hear it anywhere else Claims boston is not part of the world
says he's not gonna eat when everyone orders pizza doesn't pitch in and eats more than everyone
no surveillance cameras and nobody around steal the eggs and the sugar!!!
no surveillance cameras and nobody around steal the eggs and the sugar!!!
Says They Love panthers destroys them
complains about people making memes in russian makes all of his memes in italian
Has team called starter pack Messi and Ronaldo upfront
disconnects you because of their shitty servers punishes you for it
tells you to not act like a dumbass at his party gets drunk
Doesn't Order pizza when you do because he's not hungry Steals yours when your order arrives
no surveillance cameras and nobody around steal the eggs and the sugar!!!
Doesn't use linux still acts like he's better than you
Makes plans Cancels so he can get drunk
i hate companies
Breaks up with you after admitting he only dated you for 6 months to win a $100 bet shows up at your wedding 5 years later
Asks you for some raisinets eats the entire bag
i rick ross'd yor wifey u.o.e.n.o.
'don't use my art without my permission.' created using your screenshots without your permission
Just been to the Thrift shop. It's as good as they say!
claims to be record engineer and producer uses audacity
TELLS US TO FOLLOW RULES/BE RESPECTFUL ACTS LIKE IRACING KKK LEADER/misogynist
SHIT I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES
friend complains about being alone for easter so you cancel plans with family stands you up after asking you to hang out.
Gets nicknamed scumbag steve legally changes his name to... Scumbag steve
says 'truth is
creates collages on instagram with your screenshots watermarks them
Buys a Fishing License.. Thinks he's a Conservationsist
hates memes
Makes fun of you for never getting laid makes fun of you for dating a girl who is 10 pounds overweight
says earrings are for gay people wears a necklace
only thumbs up his memes
'I can play anything except jungle' picks support akali
likes a meme only when he see's that other people like it too
becomes a meme puts a copy right on the photo of him so he can sue
is a brony tries to 'convert' you
Releases an app Forgets the KEYstore password
killsteals the adc with thresh pretends to be edward
85% less spiffy
sees you reading the first harry potter book tells you the ending in the last book
30 Milh&#245;es de votos no bbb13 apenas 1600000 assinaturas para cassar o renan calheiros
gets top comment on youtube comment 'thumbs up if you are watching in 2013'
designed origin
Finishes the milk doesn't put a new bag in
horrible at math switches name during test
SUPPORT  DAGON LVL 5
condemns your sins performs obeah daily
SPrite sir? coke it is.
goes to your house steals everything
BORROWS YOUR CAR FOR COUPLE DAYS LEAVES USED CONDOMS ON THE SEATS AND LUBRICANT ON THE STEERING WHEEL
never takes a shower
says mac's are better never used a  mac
lets his 11 year old brother use his pc to make memes on meme generator
Wanna be Gangsta Lives in moms basement
stole a meme you  COPS will never take me alive
Dies in cod with perfect connection Blames it on the lag
compains about the gas prices drives a diesel
dislikes youtube video that everyone loves because he doesn't care
comes to your house and eats everything even your girlfriend
praise jesus
Goes to Lan-Party Forgets Lan-Cable
comes to your house like he owns it
comes to your house AND EATS EVERYTHING even your cat!!
Can't help.  On the phone. goes to lunch.
Eng 3 - 30 wal blames the referee's decisions
Needs to Throw up Makes Himself Puke In Sink
uses only awp entire game calls opposite team awp whores
Makes a meme insulting the president misspells 'useful'
SPends All of his trust fund  coNS PEOPLE  for MORE MONEY
PAYS WITH TWEET DELETES TWEET
If you hear me say 'I'll be right back' at a party
i heard it is your birthday but i only give you this meme
I heard it is your birthday but i only give you this meme
hates justin bieber promotes him with hateposts
My name is James Valent I don't touch John's balls
babysitting little NIECE  dumps her with friends and leaves for the day
comes back god knows how long ago doesn't announce his presence
Installs HIDS for 'better visibility' Tints Headlights
Look for your girlfriend's phone number Steals her
watches 'the usual suspects' with you during first scene tells you that kevin spacey is keyser sosze
plays on your wow character changes your keybinds
'Dude
friend lets him use his pbe whores it out to other people
'I want to be together' going to prison
warns you about girl with the herp gave it to her
knows winrar is free gets ilegal copy because buy-it message is annoying
got caught texting during tcaps invalidated all tests in the room
Offers to facejob for grandpa Has never heard of CGC or MMhedy
peed on your rims BLAMED the dog
Gets an art request 'i'll finish it in no time' a month passes
PTL knows everyone hates 5 am pt makes afternoon pt during almost all cadets classes
nice to your face talks shit behind your back
tries to stop spam ruins the fun
blackmails the mob  by telling them he'll tell the cops
has a hacky sack self serves every time
Has successful madden video game career criticizes nfl gms during free agency
makes ohs report about bike at desk moves bike in front of fire escape
Wears $200     Jacket Asks if you could   lend a n1gga a $1
invites you over to watch transformers doesn't have surround sound
Has loud stereo system in car plays it as he arrives at house party
Gets an art request a month passes
admins 4chan facebook page gets memes from dailypix.net
tells you he will come on time doesn't even show up
forces girl to drink too much at a party makes fun of her the next day for being a light weight
takes last cup of coffee denies it
knows his memes are bad continues to plague you with them
uses condom 'no evidence.'
'i need to sort my life out' joins maccas
I always make my customer's day at winn dixie I make it horrible but at least its made
DOsent awenser skype Spends time making a image about it
SCUMBAG BAUWERZ COMES BACK TO 103
Makes you watch his favorite movie complains when you don't like it
Says he is a redditor Has nothing but dust in trophy case
buys protein immediatly knows everything about the gym
sees that there's dog shit on the carpet walks past and acts like he doesn't see it
Bitches want to ride his wagon Gives them cholera
'I'LL PAY YOU BRO' 'CAN YOU JUST COVER MY HEADLINERS PLANE TICKET FIRST?'
Asks to use your bathroom snorts percocet
Objects to filling out Census Form Posts every intimate detail of their life on facebook
sits behind you at the theater puts his feet on the back of your chair
you smoke him up 'this weed sucks
the best thing that happened since sliced shit
yes. i am a douche.
Uses all the TOILET paper in the house and doesnt buy more lets you find when when u take a shit
your girl is ugly you should dump her yeah i told her you are thinking about breaking up
i lost your YOUR SKYFALL DVD so you can have this NICKLEBACK CD
takes a huge dump in your toilet doesnt flush
i see you have a nice neighborhood here you need more diversity
uses microwave to heat hot pocket leaves wrapper and trash on counter
acts like lee carter mom does everything he says
shits doesn't wash hands
BREAKS BUILD COMMITS ANYWAY
Makes dinner plans for the whole family doesn't show up
BORROWS CAR LOSES IT
Uses last piece of toilet paper doesn't replace with a new roll
favourite rapper dropped out of high school education is for suckers
Goes to skatepark to shred some 'bowls' Not what he expected at all
asks people to seed torrents only uploads at 1kb/s
Dumps his boy because he got fired and spent most of his nights in his basement Sends him a text asking for a job when his company gets 2Mil in seed money
DOesn't bother to show up early Pushes in front of you
Yo give me a piece of gum. Spits it out 30 seconds later
farts then fans it in in your face
crashes at your place teabags you
Asks you to do something for him work-related Takes all        the credit
establishes that everything in the fridge is shared goods but does not let you eat of the things he bought
Open-Mouth Coughs on Everything 'Don't Worry
gets killed in online game 'hackers!!'
Uses meme celebrity status to brand himself as a scumbag
Says he will pick up item from printer goes back to desk without item
Loan him money Pays you back in change
farts and it smells awful blames it on his girlfriend in front of everyone
reaches for drugs hat still glued to head
reads story on front page of reddit turns into meme for easy karma
slender doesn't scare me i scare the slender
wears tapout shirts claims he is a MMA fighter
sonogram baby doesn't look right posts it on reddit
Tells group he will help starts at 9:45
Makes the front page brags on facebook
tells you: 'I  has your back Bro.' then stabs you
Offers guest post on flower decoration includes anchor text rich link to cheap viagra in author bio
girlfriend pays food doesn't say thank you
wHINES ABOUT HANDEGG ALL THE TIME DRIVES ON THE LEFT
Helps get weed legalized is still downvoted for douchiness
Buys chernobyl from ukrainian government builds new nuclear powerplant
PROVIDES DRIVE MONITORING SYSTEM FAILS DRIVES IF YOU USE IT
says he wouldn't sate your girl becomes her rebound from you
been on tour for years never gone inside
says they need their prescriptions IMMEDIATELY  doesn't come back for two hours
down 4 techs Takes one ticket
PISSES OFF THE SHIT STAINS OUT OF THE TOILET 'I DID MY SHARE OF CLEANING'
Maxes out 100 mile radius on tinder Gets 4 matches
Asks you your favorite menu Item at restaurant Orders something Else
benches 450 1/2 a rep with spotter
I'm from the hood homie  santa cruz!
pulls your hair from behind during class beats the shit out of you when you turn back
slows on the Solid yellow line speeds up on Broken yellow line
spills coffee on keyboard takes over newsfeed
plays as real Madrid calls you a noob
takes 100% bandwith to reduce lag DC ERRY 5 SECS
goes camping with friends pisses on the fire
kills his dog out of anger blames it on the meteors
BUY 300$ HEADPHONES Never use them !
YUKARI USES  Mediarahan
pulls out usb memory stick before the warning
Never popped a molly still sweats on your couch
Blocks League of legends so he can play league of legends
Sister starts to clean goe to ma boyfriends house
tells everyone how great arma3 is won't show them
can't code worth a shit comments on your backend
Loses his lane badly Yells KS when you aid him
Insta locks mid lane gives FB and leaves
Offers you some of his steak on Good friday
Asks his friends to the movies takes them to blockbuster
received 60 tickets sold 0
says he will wash dishes doesn't wash dishes
can i borrow money for gas? and your epass!
eats at hardee's burps loudly the entire time
steals your weed 'it's cool
laughs at you for liking fresh prince listens to icp
Says he only listens to underground rap 'tech n9ne is the greatest rapper
makes fun of goth makeup is a juggalo
sees you playing final fantasy X turns it off so he can watch tv
Finds a meme generator only writes in meme now
asks if he can borrow a dollar whispers times 100 after so you can't hear it.
Makes fun of you for doing the optional study guides Day before the test asks you to email him all Your completed study guides
plays temple of kotmogu doesn't grab orbs
goes on theme park studio facebook to ask if there will be mini games
buys tapeout gear thinks he can kick people's asses
says he loves rpg's only plays borderlands 2
Offers place to stay gives you hotel phone number
Says he rolled a blunt of kush After you smoke it
ask him to corner the bowl 'i light the inside edge'
too lazy to make a funny meme just ask you to upvote it
Rides Dragster 1st time shits pants beside hot chick
Ganks someone 5 levels below him used every cooldown
BORROWS WORKING 360 BRINGS BACK RED RINGED 360
TOO TIRED FOR SMACK STAYS UP TIL 3 WATCHING PRETTY LITTLE LIARS
says killing animals is wrong and wears a bear
Pees in your lemonaide pitcher Drinks some himself so you don't find out
'hey dude i'll help you study' Deletes all your notes
Still a fan of Barry Bonds
joins gang to sell crack snitches on everyone else
Goes to So. Portland Eats at panda express
'So excited for the superbowl!' watches one quarter
I clogged your toilet... I gotta go.  There's a new spongebob coming on.
looks more like a chris. scumbag chris.
JACKS OFF TURNS ON SHOWER AS A DECOY
watched 8 mile became scumbag steve
Has a 3-year-old kid he never met Sues for custody
dude she's dtf She's also 15
Has no job Complains about doing stuff around the house
moved to queensway... because hemmingwell wasn't good enough
schedule comes out takes all the shifts
bro
has a uni friend tells him about reddit
Wants to go greek Doesn't rush ΦΚΤ
sends thousands of memes they aren't even very funny
Trashes up ambulance leaves it for the next crew
Plays jungler Farms all day long
Calls your party a sausage fest shows up with 8 guys
Borrows scanning alt cause max skilled flies into pos guns with full cargohold of loot
Invited to party robs them
Scumbag coldfin /all easy noobs AFTER 70M GAME
Looses his book blames everyone for stealing it
I SEE YOU're closing Let me have one of everything
Hates on Brad Harris's american idol audition while sitting at home watching it on tv
doesn't reset the goddam board
constantly says something offensive gets offended easily
makes a landing page puts the cta below the fold
Makes landing page CTA below the fold
In chruch thinks of sex
T-Mobile PLAN SUPPORTS LTE LOWERS HIGH SPEED LIMIT TO 200MB A MONTH
says he&#180;s banging your mom means it
Talks you into giving him a ride home Lives 1 hour away and forgets his keys
Listens to Dub step gets laid more than me
steals your wallet helps you look for it
Plays mobile game in train with audio on
dines and dashes
Misses cakeday still wants cakeday karma
ola k ase U like plastic dogs?
gets bought loaf of bread still eats your bread
randomly follows people based on keyword search #douchebag
macklemore has a kid brother
macklemore has a kid brother
100ibs when he is bench pressing with his buds 200ibs when the fine girls are around
brags about racing a corvette corvette was parked
never gets laid acts like a pimp
Someone asks what the time is Tells them it's time to get a watch
Scumbag Reddit: Complains when comic isn't linked to author Pirates games
Gives money to you on your birthday monopoly money
Borrows pen to write name puts in pocket immediately after
buys 3 pack of condoms washes them out and reuses them
Is Karmanaut
Ganks without pinging Blames the lane for not going in with him
SAYS HE LIKES CDS ONLY BUYS FROM HMV WHEN THEY HAVE A CLOSING DOWN SALE
last person to approach a 3 way intersection first one to proceed
Manti Teo'S Girlfriend? DID HER
has a fat jewish friend calls him porky
has an indian friend calls him sandy
has an asiaN friend caLLS HIM BING BONG CHING CHONG
POsts a blank image on twitter captioned 'Manti Te'o's girlfriend' thinks he's being funny and original.
Where IS HIS HAT ON HIS HEAD
needs studio time never shows up... never pays in full... never wrote a song a day in his life
uses your bathroom pisses on toilet seat
Gets sick visit all the people
goes to holocaust museum  questions why they're windows inside the gas chambers
ALL THE PUMPS ARE AVAILABLE GETS GASOLINE AT THE ONLY ONE THAT OFFERS DIESEL
NINE INCH NAILS COVERED jOHNNY CASH? tHAT'S WEIRD
Driver's License suspended after second dui continues to drive
Obama critics hate america john seigle said
pLAYS KILL CONFIRMed doesn't collect tags
Votes for Obama Bitches about obama
talk crap behind your back ACT all nice to you in person
OP posts inb4_ Instantly responds with the action mentioned by the OP
entered chili cookoff called mom for recipe
has an std wants to get honest after sex
Supports rioting for religion thinks catholic and protestant are football teams
INvites everyone to a party cancels an hour before
says brb never comes back
Sees your post has too many upvotes downvotes it
LAST PICK 'I SAID i WAS MID'
CUSTOMER cARE CLOSES AT 22:00 Calls at 21:59
yells sake bomb at japanese restaurant
puts 30$ in gas drives a civic and has no drug money
Sells weed ...has trust fund
Hashtags 'no filter' uses valencia
Claims he's a motorcyclist owns a spyder
sees all the locally brewed beers on tap orders a corona
GOES AFK TO BUY cigarettes Return two weeks later
answers cell phone throughout the entire movie tells everyone 'it's okay
gives girlfriend herpes break ups because she's infected
someone from school calls him a poser 'good enough reason to beat his ass yo'
someone from school calls him a poser 'good enough reason to beat his ass yo'
Says you owe him money for bud that was just confiscated by the police
Announces marriage 'save the date'-timeframe: 'Summer'
blasts 2pac in the student parking lot driving his mom's minivan
HaVing 2 gay friends Means i can't Offend any gaYs
Suggests Paypal donation link for guild website Doesn't donate
Me and rocko listen to 2chainz all day but we be tellin niggaz we dont
Buys new game uses online pass and sells it back
invite steve to house party cops show up
calls you a dumbass when he gets a better mark calls you a nerd when you get a better mark
I'm not a thumbwhore Like if you agree
Says he loves you  dating another girl for the past two months
Makes you trust him Is really rude the next day
Cuts you off while driving brake checks when you honk
shares exam notes with classmates confuses their minds
ASKS repeatedly for stuff never uses it and makes fun of you for giving it to him
asks to help with a legacy project for school doesn't do shit
claims interest in changing the world stays the same.
uses wrong meme beaten up by scumbag steve
SAYS HE WILL GIVE IP DOESN'T GIVE IP
Has never heard that band says their old shit is better
Says he will come over doesn't
Rushes trench ghost rum
thinks of funny new meme doesn't upload
Spends entire pace lap warming tyres... ...spins out in t1
hey bro sup wit yo sista
finds whale in middle of the road doesn't call 1010 wins
bitches about multiboxing in bgs wears heirloom gear
Here's My Cash
lose game calls you noob win game says you have no life
Get Gandalf To Like Sax Challenge accepted
goes to gym once Keeps saying 'do you even lift'
Hey can I roll 'need' on everything??
Hey did you fix your phone? Spills water on it
stayed on ysondre s11 never got 2200
Makes 60 psi boost on stock turbo Dyno's 300 hp
does wsg on level 10 rogue wearing nothing but clothie boas
I found $20 in your bank account
yo man  you think the black kids are gonna make fun of me if I wear this?
Says he has no problem with you pushes you into mirror and storms out
I JUST SWIPE MY EBT
makes a bad luck brian facebook fan  page only to get paid to advertise for cha cha
wears baggy fur jacket mom bought it at jcpenny
offering $20 Steam wallet for your unusual
bro im king.
بحكي البلد ?اسد و كله نصابين بروح ببيع صوته
Posts status about working at a soup kitchen on xmas ditches
My moms don't like du-rags real talk
Wears backwards hat gets called low class by brett
yo dumbass its spelt liberry
brags entire game how he's better at it than you says he wasn't trying when he loses
finally gets a nice girlfriend doesn't call her by her name
3 guys open airball
knows you're busy. shows up anyway.
goes to see the hobbit doesn't turn off cell phone
Does a good deed Only when people die
Guess what? Chicken Butt
Posts 'budget build thread' Vp rock jOcks front and rear
can i borrow your ride? sells it to the drug dealers for some coke
invites me over when moms friends are over
offered biscuit takes best one
Owns 3 assault rifles and 10000 rounds of ammo I bet you feel safer already
Goes to BK Raped
asks gf to marry him via text
grandmother has dementia takes advantage of it to get more money
WANTS WINDOW SEAT ON AIRPLANE DRINKS WHOLE FLIGHT AND HAS TO PEE 7 TIMES
likes alabama shoves it down everyones throats
Bought 20' Rims Rides a bike
takes bible to church niv
ARMOURY FULL STILL BUYS ARABIAN SOLDIERS
'tHis is not a time for partisanship' Pastes partian bullshit on Facebook wall
HAS OWN CAR DOESN'T EVEN DRIVE IT
seen a interview with scumbag steve really is scumbag in real life
Asks to borrow your shoes gets them dirty
Teamfight? better to farm
ITS ENCOURAGING TO SEE  that you Have more finals left than me
buys last pair of cool greys in my size resells them on ebay
doubleframe all at 30 fps SAYS 15 FPS IS TOO LOW
buys Mitubishi evo puts sti badge and hood scoop on it
doesnt eat pork owns a dog
votes down good guy greg memes
Mythbusters disproves 5 second rule.  Gets sexual health check.
borrow your lighter permanently
Says he hates the Free Market Cites instance of regulatory capture
sees old lady getting robbed walks away
Likes grumpy cat he use him every comment
Merry christmas
knows that his buddys mom died continues to make your mama jokes
Grows up making dead baby jokes can't handle jokes about real dead babies.
Passes you joint tells you he has herpes as youre getting high
watches part 1 of 'Zeitgeist' instantly becomes an atheist
YO
Realizes someone got a nuke shuts off console
Hates the artist likes the page so he can follow them
goes 2-11 in fantasy football acts like he's proud
Cops are here shitters full
ASKS FOR HELP NEVER UPDATES THREAD TO TELL OTHERS WHAT WORKED
ay yo girl.. you know i got that faux fasho
'Religion turns people in violent fanatics!' opposes religion
guru nyuruh buat cerpen 5 halaman font nya lebih gedhe dari ketentuan
Complains on Facebook about people who post Dumb political bullshit on facebook... ...*Repeatedly* posts dumb political bullshit on facebook
#FAKESTATS
Wants to play paintball  horrible partner
yo
Asks to borrow your spray rig for one job Keeps it for 6 months and forgets he borrowed it
Asks to borrow 20 bucks Doesnt pay you back
Says Wows for no lifes plays runescape
CLAIMS To attending A FRIENDS GIG TWO MONTHS BEFORE it 'SORRY DUDE DON'T HAVE ANY MEANS OF TRANSPORT OLOL'
You grumpy cat's my bro
Knows his friend keeps asking to play league with him doesn't tell him when he plays
buys used 90s mustang for 1500 dollars thinks he's cool
clogs your toilet leaves like nothing happened
walk in on him fapping keeps fapping
delco girls are       sluts and whores cheats on gf with them constantly
aSKS IF YOU WANNA PLAY WITH HIM dOESN'T SHOW UP
shits in your house doesn't flush the toilet
Did meth still does meth
TALKS THROUGH THE WHOLE MOVIE ASKS WHAT HAPPENED DURING THE MOVIE
Starts playing dota puts call on hold
creates a new page on facebook San Pedro Ratchets
caught you fapping tells everyone right away
faps on your towel puts it back on rack
begins to play w40k with you choose necrons as his army
mart
is your rival in pokemon
has a girlfriend falls in love with another girl just because she looks like his girlfrind
75 degree weather in december with windows open landlord decides they need to mow brown grass
doesn't let a girl buy him a boba drink has his brother buy it for him instead
Just charged all these tacky clothes: Baby buy me a cheeseburger
Just charged these tacky clothes: ' baby
thinks rg3 is overrated giants fan
Soccer club is doing terrible makes fun of 2nd place team
takes a picture of a sleeping cat 10000 likes
high five? spits on HAND
says he will pay friend back doesn't.
gives you a report to copy he got an f
hides money under soap
finally has his own meme. scumbag steve.
nyolong koneksi wifi tetangga buat buka mci
OI Lilja m8!? Could u pick up the pace PLZ!?
leave xbox controller at his place  sells it
IS IREAPZZ Makes cover known as Terrorizz
DOESn't CAP POINT BECAUSE PLEBIAN
shows up unvinted to thanksgiving dinner steals your phone on the way out
INVITES YOU TO BF3 THEN TELLS YOU TO DOWNLOAD ORIGIN AND TEAMSPEAK
I support... manchester united
self proclaimed 'thug' is racist
finally gets a job breaks leg on purpose to sue them
is top 10 in bronze league he plays zerg so protoss obv op
Thinks k-pop and big bang is gay still listens to gangnam style
Plays support doesn't ward
Owasso loses Continues to talk shit
says he'll read it later marks as read
I heard you're having a party tonight... So i invited this guy
don't worry I got that babysitter thing covered
wandering down the aisles leaves shopping cart unattended
CLAIMS TO BLEED MANCHESTER UNITED OWNS A JOHN TERRY JERSEY
Goes to Costco Takes all of the free samples
uploads video for download premium only
It looks like you found that camera that I hid in your dresser
Goes though express lane 74 items
goes through express lane 74 items
boom chakalaka
get free itunes from suarez niggas in paris
HEY CAN YOU DRIVE ME WITH YOUR CAR LIKE FOREVER?
breaks into your house couldn't be bothered to ring the bell
COMES IN ON BLACK FRIDAY WANTS OPEN ITEM LAPTOP
says he's gonna pull out doesn't pull out
Grew a stache for Movember Takes a ton of pictures then shaves
Yoo!! You like my Hat?? Buy one on EBAY ITEM# 140882247286
trespasses on private property urinates on it
gives younger guys advice   on what girls really like is still a virgin
people often laugh at his shop lifting coat then look round and can't find shop
often caught red handed scottish genes
drives slow so you cross the street pedal to the metal
arg gets turned around. all hell breaks loose in middle east wants to know if his dh ood murderboard is still on.
SMOKES ALL YOUR WEED KEEPS YOUR ROACHES
gives nuketown 2025 as pre order bonus removes map a week later
caught selling drugs to the short bus kids
Encourages you to fail   at school he has           no choice
Does the 30 Days Of GRATITUDE  posts Just So People Will Post About Him
Yeaaah Boyyeee
WALKS INTO LIBRARY SHOUTS
quits gaa at the start of the year team make the final
Knows you're waiting for an important call calls you for no apparent reason
Toilet stopped working and I was too lazy to call a plumber so i decided to start shitting in a bucket and dumping it out on the front lawn
Goes to germany to buy 4 seater car
NOT AN ACTUAL MEME I JUST LOOK LIKE BRANDON SHEETS
calls a 12 year old wannabe for wearing his cap back to front
TOO WARM IN COAT OPENS ALL THE DOORS AND WINDOWS
BORROWED YOUR CAR OVER  A WEEK AGO RETURNS KEYS ON FOOT AS OUT OF GAS
SAYS EVERYTHING WILL BE OK IF ALL STICK TO THE SAME STORY CHANGES STORY TO YOU DID IT
Waits until weekend evenings to start drilling every f***ing wall in his apartment
cleans one side of the restaurant before closing decides to sit on the clean side
drops weights on floor picks up new set
leaves towel and drink  in squat rack goes on elliptical trainer
thinks he is black  uses your id to get credit you get blacklisted
sets up scale with duplicate IP makes you troubleshoot for 3 hours
goes to battletech forum brings up physics
Promises you a picture gIVES YOU THIS INSTEAD
Party host doesn't let him in Calls cops
scumbag stephane updates confluence pages pretending that it was already done
Says he is injecting insulin for diabetes actually heroin
InvitEs you to their event Never provides food
HAS A PREFECTLEY GOOD EXPENSIVE GUITAR bUYS nEW ONE
12:10am Friday posts throwback thursday picture
CALVIN GETS CARRIED BY AFK SCARAB COMPLAINS THAT HE CARRIED
LETS YOU PACK BOWLS ALL SEMESTER WON'T THROW DOWN EVEN ONCE.
scumbag stephane updates confluence pages pretending that it was already done
gets $100 for birthday complains you didn't give him a wallet to put it in
contro 2 magici prende magic resist
BRB Never comes back
joins hell on earth game level 0
joins before right before patriarch dies
dw dude i'll paypal it later blocks him on everything
always talks to you  when he needs money or everybody else is busy
Has tattoo that says 'Rid america of Socialism' ' Says pledge of allegiance twice a day
BRO LET ME take a picture of u steals camera
invites buddy with it knowledge over for some beers to fix his network   for free
I'll get you food Doesn't
See you want to turn at green light push pedestrian light button and cross at red light
losing on fifa restarts game
borrow's your money and you ask him about refund changes subject.
goes to lids steals all of the caps
sprints ahead of you on recovery run runs 23:46 5K
Finds a free bag of chips In the Grocery store aisles
tells the xbox 360 joke in trade chat still thinks it's funny
sees good meme copies it.
(In TLC's Dictionary of ebonics)  Scrub: Adj. -A deadbeat loser guy who be riding wit his friend all da time cause he cant afford his own car. He's broke
mom cooks some mahi mahi Gets mcdonald's
Has friends over after a football game Drives one friend home and makes the rest walk
Plays domination Camps b
sees a clogged toilet. doesnt tell anyone. toilet overflows. blames you
buys dr dre beats has no ipod
Works for sourcefed DOESN'T vote because she's ill-informed
rolls need on a caster robe on his warrior
didn't have righteous fury up 'if you were a better healer
offers to clean your house shoves everything under the couch
come back from the toilet he's found some change under your sofa. 'finders keepers!'
Gets golf Cart stuck Makes friends push him out
complains endlessly about 2 hour gas lines refuses to drive less or carpool
believes he's black. shameful.
Says 'i'm not interested in semantics' Continues To focus entire argument on semantics
goes to civil war game at autzen roots for osu
uses blinker after making the turn
says he'll pick you up at 5pm doesn't show up
wants to use internet at your house browses your history
goes in a washroom with lots of unoccupied urinals  pees on the floor
Calims he's from seattle grew up in bellevue
asks you to go out for lunch goes to bathroom
ask for url meatspin.com
blueberry stains around mouth doesn't use napkin
Back from a party and opens door to his room Walks in on his mom and bestfriend having sex
no gift idea Spizzico & LHC
Complains about not having power.. FEMA Just left my new underwater home
Power drink vodka for 12 hours Wake up unaffected
Doesn't flush the toilet Because wearing glasses is too mainstream
Mitch lucker dies you only live once
Goes Trick or treating grabs all the candy first
gets asked for some change by a bum gives him a lecture on good manners and the value of hard work
But then i took an arrow in the knee
Don't call my girlfriend immature She's very grown up for 13
'Let's go Yankees!' lives in boston
flashes east coast sign lives in LA
Borrows something from you always changes the subject when you ask for it back
Post 'TBH' Status Tells nothing but lies
Steals laptop pays for virus software
steals car pays for petrol
ASKS TO HAVE YOUR IPHONE SELLS IT
Verspricht Freigetr&#228;nke kommt nicht
consoles a crying girl with a hug cops a feel
looks at a destroyed nuclear power plant starts to glow like a boss
Hey bro
Leaves thE water on Floods lower manhattan
EA GAMES 'nuff said
takes you to dinner expects you to pay
Is named steve is named steve
Asks you to do a double dutch Rutter makes you do both rutters
THINKS MOUNTAIN DEW IS A MOUNTAIN
Ngajakin temen karaokean buka youtube
Makes fun of Vanilla Ice Listens to Eminem
collects donations for cancer research Uses money to fund child prostitution
eats bbq wings wipes hands on your shirt
MATI LISTRIK NGANCVRIN MCB
in the bathroom for 20 minutes 'I missed'
CAN I bum a cig bro? takes your lucky
Hi my namez steve whats yours. yo i wanna act in fringe please call me i am actor. i can be extra just put me in da background or put me in body suits with snake i'll do it for money
Talks Shit about bandwagon fans yet is a bandwagon fan
Tough white philly suburban kid starts a fight lets the bros handle it
Doesn't know how to make his own meme repost other's memes and gets all the credit
asks you to be quiet by yelling and spitting on you
makes popular meme downvotes the other popular memes
It's okay
Wanna play shiny ponies?
hates internet comments about it
Asks if he can 'borrow your whip' you drive a saturn vue
u gotz a boyfriend? wutz dat got to do wit me?
shits the bed leaves
Posts pics from a vw show first pic is a nissan
goes to lost and found describes apple headphones
Makes you spot him during squats Farts
Let's Be partners for the biology lab
Wins an auction on ebay Doesn't pay for the item
Takes a shit doesn't flush
felon who tells you why voting doesn't matter
let's go eat can you spot me i only have credit card
asks you to go eat doesn't bring money to pay
meet you there in 10 'can i get a ride?' 20 minutes later
Goes to palmer goes to palmer
cOOLER THAN... THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PILLOW
says something bad about your girlfriend threatens you when you say something about his
Offers to give you a ride home drops you off at the gas station 3 miles from your house
Has ColD COmes Round TO Desk at every opportunity
Just took a dump gives you dap
GETS THE LAST WINNING KILL WITH A THROWING KNIFE  CALLS HIMSELF THE BEST cOd PLAYER EVER
Binders full of women? i only gotz a duo tang
Yo man can i borrow you phone? Uses up all your minutes
Goes to Starbucks right before they close Orders venti Frappuccinos
Assigns you to sober brother night before your lsat exam
Binders full of women? i only gotz a duo tang
Reads latest fantasy novel spoils entire book in full detail
Plays Twisted Metal drives the juggernaut everytime
Lets everyone know he dislikes irrelevant notifications by giving everyone an irrelevant notification
HATES ON R.I.P  STEVE JOBS STATUS' UpDaTeD from IPHONE
'we'll split bill' forgets wallet
uses your bathroom shits in toilet tank
legally changes name to scumbag steve
Yo man i'll pick you up at 8 never Shows up
lets friend copy test all wrong
Stocks up on limited Edition mountain dew Drinks them in front of you months after the promotion
Makes meme about politics puts it in /r/adviceanimals
x-post Front page of reddit
play as healer doesn't heal
girls FB status 'some people just dont understand' -'hope ur ok'
Can I play your minecraft
'I don't like korean food
#no regrets except hooking up with jordyn leavens
Cannabis should be legalized votes no on 64
We need to have speical debating nights for older members
Full flight puts carry-on in sideways
Says Ultra Tickets are out early Lies to Everyone
no oil in the car lolz
steals a joke you make  Tells all his friends and takes the credit
gets beaten by rival in football  and volleyball still think they are better
Only Plays Runescape For Holiday Events
lifer at law
no hair dont care
NEW PLAYER IN THE  CUT-OFF doesn't post
Pro choice doesn’t pull out
has a library in his house Doesn't know how to read
SEES FRESHMAN FITNESS STays in the first lane on the track
Get a 9 in his book mark your pants with a pen
hey steve
Asks for a free water cup at chipotle fills it with coke
teabags girlfriend while sleeping goes into deep depression after she dumps him for it
relieves himself in a shared bathroom Makes sure to share the result with others
*sells crappy brick bud* nah bro that's some 10 a gram
ask to see the TV remote real quick sits on the couch and gets comfortable with it
Tells her she can have anything she wants... off the dollar menu
to help me quit drugs i bite billy slater on the ear.
ninjas loot i'm new
brings keystone light to the party drinks the heineken
goes to mexico calls dib
gets kicked out never leaves
sells unlimited data plan with limits
clicks generate button three times 3x the chances of getting upvotes
English teacher is mr. hunt fails class
download complete delete torrent
gets ınvıted for hıs frıend's bırthday paıntball party causes agonızıng paın as a present
says that he dosen't smoke weed anymore..... then he steals your bong 
WEARS NEW JACKET.. STILL A SCUMBAG
makes fun of jesus on fb prays every night
SAYS HE'LL WATCH BREAKING BAD DOESN'T
Has a girlfreind breaks up with her at homecoming
posts study didn't read it
Doesnt respond to text comments on your new picture 10 times
IM GONNA BUY MYSELF A SANDWICH DO U WANT ONE TOO ? NO BUT ILL HAVE A BITE OF YOURS.
Says to stop or he'll play lol
jersey shore off season
parks sideways in handicap spot
asks to borrow a bus ticket starts walking when the bus arrives
buys large fake gold chain costs more than real gold
claims to have swag just an average faggot
bed time 7:00 go to bed at 7:05 thug life
promises to show up to everything shows up to nothing
advertises on mg sales up by 10%
Says hes down with the swame is actually a scumbag
LENDS THE ONLY COPY OF THE REQUIRED READING BOOK FROM THE LIBRARY KEEPS IT FOR TWO WEEKS WITHOUT EVEN OPENING IT
isn't having a party on the weekend makes status telling people not to come
ask him a question seen at 1:14...12 minutes later goes offline
SETS FIRST DAY OF TERM AS ASSIGNMENT DUE DATE  STILL NOT MARKED 5 WEEKS LATER
Car alarm goes off Pretends its not his car
eATS ONE TOASTER STRUDEL USES ALL 6 FROSTISTING PACKS
Last lecture before midterm? send incoherent TA to give important material!
Pimpin aint easy when you work at mcdonalds
Says he's really good at gran turismo only has b-spec points.
tells you voting matters ends up with same crap every four years
Uses meme generator thinks he's clever.
Ohai
Scumbag Frosty Claims king elder despite activity
Eats the first two toaster strudel Uses all 6 frosting packets!
Gain fame from 16 to 18 people make next party 20+
'i get $$$ from the grind' Trust fund
Claims to be from the streets only takes pictures at home
Provokes fight Runs
Follows drunk girl home from party expects to get laid
i'ma sign up for asl  speaks in class
i'ma sign up for asl uses voice in class
buying movement speed just to ks in mid
likes hip-hop doesn't get wordplay
Clark says today is recovery 4800 main set
IS not  Scumbag steve
makes a meme wastes precious megabytes in the internet
says the government sucks doesn't vote
'hey man you on facebook?' friend requests your sister
farts in room with other people goes out
sells an item In diablo 3 'found a job'
Writes essay against online discourse while chatting on facebook
Berserker boots ->Phantom->BLoodthirster Builds another phantom
Prompts you to check out an awesome hockey goal on his iphone during class 'Don't worry
Bartosz to nie imie bartosz to kreator mody
Friend owes you money still manages to buy weed everyday
Buys you booze gets the wrong shit
SHITS IN YOUR TOILET DOESN'T FLUSH
Like in back to the future
hacks admin forum account does crap on important pages
gets $1 million dollar grant from chase decides no more food for overnight employees during p+p
GETS PICKED UP SKIPS ALL THE GOOD MUSIC
uses your bathroom doesn't courtesy flush
asks you for your notes never gives them back
finds your missing wallet keeps it
is asked by dj to stop throwing glowstick goo around responds by throwing glowsticks at dj
SUPER LOUD SOUND SYSTEM IN A DODGE NEON
super loud sound system in a dodge neon
main game online pake id punya temen
doesn't see his kid or pay child support for 6 months suddenly files for 50% custody so he doesn't have to pay
goes for walk around the block checks in on foursquare at every corner
Complains about thread contribution posts 3 useless posts
lives in Washington and calls self a mariner's fan can only name ichiro and ken griffey jr.
Gets 25 gems on dargonvale SPENDS INSTAntly
Asks to use bathroom comes back an hour later smelling like cigs and taco bell
winning 35 to 7 on team slayer uses up rockets
Comes in to class late Walks through the front door
connect his ipod touch to a Samsung TV
something embarrassing happens to a friend put it up on facebook so everyone can see
gets a friendly waiter doesn't leave a tip
Takes everyone's farm - loses tower still feeds
SAYS HE's YOUR FRIEND CLAPS ON 1 AND 3
'Bro Let me get a hit off that Hookah' HSV-1
everybody spams mgl i spam flamer
Jerry Lawler Had a heart attack Fake!!!!!!!!!!!!
Borrows your car Sells it on ebay
Exchanges pictures with 		your girlfriend on skype Sends a picture of him in 			underwear saying 		  'Enjoooooyyyyyyy!'
Countless Possible reforms to the United Nations Makes it about human rights and abolishes UNFPA
Has the princess Decides to go after the dragon instead
breaks in your house feels your mom while she's sleeping
hey mom check out the new swag
says to get on at 9 to play lol Gets on at 9:45
creates scumbag generator don't work
Sees person waiting for person to come out to give him parking takes it
complains that only badwater and goldrush get played only votes for badwater and goldrush
PEES ON TOLIET SEAT USES WASH CLOTH TO WIPE IT OFF
leaves guild makes a thread about it to talk shit about the guild
'Free Commuter Breakfast' doesn't bring enough burritos to feed the commuters in 730 class
buys harry potter lego wow sets are for children
went to the gym bench pressed 135 pounds
starts a new row sits in aisle seat
HEY DUDE you are a potato
Hears someone got stabbed makes status about it.
Saw Fredo In The Cut Ask for Directions
I'm not ready for a relationship right now (Next Day) '...is now in a relationship with...'
First COMMENT ON REDDIT uSES all caps
cheats on girlfriend proposes
hey dude you're out of hotpockets
Drives 2012 camero  gives no credit whatsoever to his parents
doesn't get revived in zombies with thundergun quits...
sit next to him by FORCE  sighs EXTREMELY loud!
UnDERTAKES OPERATION GIBRALTAR Says India Attacked without a cause in 1965
Hates steelers Trades Ryan Clark to the Broncos on madden
Girlfriend gets cancer finds a new one
Asks you if you even lift Doesn't even lift
breaks your slingshot doesn't buy you a new one
I Need my thesis bounded
Bails ollie It's alright i was switch
SHOWS UP TO A BYOB 2 TALL CANS OF PBR
buys a $800 HOOPTIE PUTS $3000 RIMS ON IT
SPENDS $300 ON OUTFIT LOOKS LIKE $10
Gets friend hammered mad when he throws up
Works in tech support call center with 5 mins before shift ends Welcome to Pizza hut
Tastes all flavors at ice cream shop Buys none of them
goes to discount pharmacy because his medications cost too much doesn't want the cheaper brand
gets told to turn down music volume turns down one decibel
shows up uninvited to your party hide valuables
INVITES YOU TO BIKE RIDE LISTENS TO MP3 PLAYER THE WHOLE TIME
'yea i do photography also' iphone
loves the weekend hates jews
datang ke masjid ketika azan shalat munfarid
Play fifa with you makes you watch his replays
gives it to her boyfriend
Says he has mad heat Air force ones
invites you over to play madden only has the demo
calls his brother greg from china forgets it is 1am back home
meets someone stabs them a few seconds later
Reads a shabbirv meme enjoys it
THERE'S NO AUST LIKE PAUL AUST
Goes to Midnight release for tHe chArcoal 7s.  Tries to sell them next morning for double the price.
Wears fitted Wears fitted
Bitches when you bum a cigarette from him has another unopened pack in his car
Listens to Drake because underground is too mainstream
uses pluck lead in track instantly labels it 'progressive'
likes to call guys he hates 'faggots' jerks off to justin bieber videos
QUEUING FOR RANKED BRB
Borrows shirt Cut-off
Joins a debate group argues that debate is a waste of time
goes on beer run with your money gets arrested
putting feet up on seat in movie theatre and not moving them unless someone asks
gets blackout drunk floors his '86 camry on the highway
sees you left your new fitted at home uses it for new facebook profile pic
acts upset when nobody has weed smokes his stash in private
orders a shitload OF shots to the bill doesn't pay
Use car flashers park in the middle of the street
Buys toothpaste for his dog
Hey you! You Lost the game.
bums your last cig so he can give it to a chick
Dear shaving commercials
claims that all religions are equal and that he doesn't discriminate doesn't date a girl from a different religion
ASKS GIRLFRIEND TO SKYPE DOES HOMEWORK
'is a great driver because he plays driving games on xbox' keeps failing theory test
borrows your diablo III moves to another city
dOESN'T TYPE ANYTHING IN THE 'KILL YOURSELF GUYS' TOP OR BOTTOM TEXT  JUST SO IT CAN SAY IT WAS MADE BY HIM
ASKS TO DO A TRICK PUSHES MONGO
Schedules jobs doesn't tell you about them
Vou anarquizar depois que voltar da academia
GOES TO LIDS ACTUALLY TAKES ADVANTAGE OF SNAPBACK SALE
invites steve to party in my house ipod stolen
gives you magic cards only wants to bang your girlfriend
TELL MALE FRIENDS ABOUT HOW YOU HATE BLACKS TELL FEMALE FRIENDS ABOUT MADE-UP TRIP TO HELP REFUGEES IN SIERRA LEONE
Says he hates freshMEn On his first day of Being a sophomore
Has never played counter-strike acts really excited for release
IN 20 YEARS HE'LL BE CARL FROM ATHF
PRETENDS TO ACT ALL BUTTHURT ON THE SUBJECT OF RACISM AVERAGES 30 RACIST DAWG POSTS PER DAY
focus groups make big stink about woman with slight resemblance to asian
LOSES AT FIFA becomes a gangster
Turns up early to exam SITS at back
Liat panjat pinang
Victorian Certificate Of attempted learning
SET 16 GIGS OF RAM STILL ON XP 32 BITS
offers a scumbag generator generator is broken link
Learns he's a meme warns other victims
testing i hi
gets asked several questions answers only the most recent one
Uses last of the toilet paper Doesn't replace roll
GETS CALLED CHAV POSES AS ONE WITH BURBERRYSPAM
What is the same as this guy? Playing pokerist
borrows your car returns it with empty fuel tank
Builds an operating system Calls it windows
special date night allows girlfriend to order as many things as she wants from 99 cent menu
Drops out of grade 10 Becomes boss man in the oilfield
drug dealer Snicklefritz
Gets bad score on cod  rage quits
Loves electronic music david guetta favorite dj
You are 1 sEcond late immediately sends you a message: 'CMoN!'
YO ANN.... i'M HERE TO PICK UP JACKSON
plays mass effect games maxes out renegade bar
want acid? $25
hot room farts in the air con system
played over 13000 games of pokerist still winning 40% but is a douche
wants to get with girl at party turns light off
FIRST DAY AT BDSC LABELLED DRUG DEALER BY MR LEECH
gets his girlfriend a birthday present weight watchers cookbook
Got a job as aldi checkout chick Fired for moving too fast
gets to know kenta better a week later in a relationship with him
Tells you meet at 10 pm Showers at 10h45
goes to skatepark skates flatground
hates lebron for joining super team loves dwight for joining super team
Drinks your beer Urinates on your stereo
Gets Help Raking From Mowers   DOESN'T Help Mowers Wash Up
generates and thumbs up meme thumbs down all 'today's most popular'
BUYS PLEX BECOMES DARTHVADER OF EVE
JUKED MY KICK? dON'T WORRY I PLAY DK
Says 'All djent is bland
bangs your sister on your bed 'I didn't know
you got a problem with me bro?
Finds a bug not reporting
gets drunk YOU PAY
Asks for a sip of your coke drops can
First day at botany college gets kicked out for wearing 25carot bling
Likes a post on reddit reposts it on 9gag
Says Get a free game Still have to pay money for membership
wants to be your friend at work so he can snitch to the boss and get you fired for anything you do wrong
Says Olympic soccer tournament is u-23 finds out ryan giggs is playing in it
TAKES YOU OUT FOR DRINKS ON YOUR BIRTHDAY FORGETS HIS WALLET
WATCHES YOU gET A LUDACRIS KILL DOESN'T PUSH
uses social engineering to hack your apple account wipes your iphone and ipad
Just watched batman 'it was just like batman
plays pokerist wins all in with 2 & 7
Indycar  Fan Hates All the drivers
tries to hook up with your ex the day after
comes over your house just to take a shit
stops at a 4 way intersection always goes first
changed ma mind bruh i want the whole onion
Not on your team  calls for the ball
'let me borrow 5 bucks' ALREADY OWES YOU 30
stops at a 4way 4 way intersection always goes first
Aks gf if she sees the pink sports car on the other side of the road on her b-day got her a toothbrush the same color
Takes a date to dinner Makes her Pay
Friend ignored by crush Hits on her
Tells friends to grab some beer from the fridge only has expired milk.
goes on holidays pictures of signage
Save Him From imminent death use the last medikit and finished to kill you
CREATES ABORIGINAL MEMES FACEBOOK PAGES OI
Says he saved you a piece eats it when you're in the bathroom
Tries to be clever is just an idiot
goes MINIATURE golfing quotes happy gilmore the ENTIRE time
man kills 14 people at a movie premiere  makes him an internet meme
uses brush off in the middle of shield charge
went to carmel college .... nuff said.
Says He's on the streets 24/7 Never Leaves the house
Finds a blaze spawner griefs it
Enters an aids drive doesn't wear the ribbon
i used to run these streets sold an 8th
kill your dog accuses the nearby Chinese restaurant
quit smoking  his own weed
Says he replied didn't hit send
He says he's only running 10 behind he arrives 20 minutes later...and wants to go to the bathroom
Good guy Greg's Evil Twin
Dropped out of high school to have better flow
Gets skate tattoo Quits
Goes to the bar with his company... orders only top shelf
I'll be there in five Minutes FIVE hours later:I'll be there in five minutes
says gym at 6
Just got to your house already eating your food
hAS 30 xbox games plays black ops
GET A JOB AT MCDONALD ONLY TO SPIT ON YOUR HAMBURGERS
reposts classic video on youtube puts his own watermark over it
plane functions perfectly squawks 7700
got akm killed by a hatchet
Yeah I'll buy some weed tomorrow bro Never buys weed
enjoy a video on you tube downvote it
go to a zoo beat a panda
factory of faith cover reviews californication
115 degrees ten days straight 'How 'bout this heat?'
best at 2k11 with the 99 overall player he created
awww yea
who needs an education when you got swag
complains about other major league baseball stadiums is a rays fan
Beats you for weed Invites himself to smoke it with you and Camps the blunt
waits for all your weapons to break then spawns directly in front of you
posts about death in family to raise klout score
has captioncall phone doesn't read captions.
VOTES FOR ENRIQUE PE&#209;A NIETO COMPLAINS ABOUT IVA GOING UP TO 22%... 4 years later
Laughs at nickelback memes listens to nickelback
Responds to text saying 'K'
is racist talks like he's black
invites you to movies invites james holmes
bum asks him for change takes his money
it's your bday babe!!! anything you want... i only got 5 bucks
Hey bro - you can use my computer it's better
goes 1/12/1 team wins 'gg noobs'
Listens to 2pac  only knows 'dear mama'
Buys you a bottle Drinks the Entire thing
Sees homeless guy on the street  Tosses Cup at him and says get a job hippy
buys you a house at jane and finch
huddy is stupid
GETS A MASTERBALL CATCHES RATATA
tells you his opinion leaves argument
Asks
Offers you a 3 course dinner takes you to MCdonalds
asks you for a cigarette just bought a pack
HACKS MY FB ACCOUNT PLAYS POKER
Claims to steal evertyhing catch him at the mall with his moms
USES MEME to dissertate on gun law policy
enters room
wasn't satisfied with the meal. clogs toilet
misses  3 days of work because he was in a car accident his car's fine
knows that you did not study enough tells you about how we studied all day
scumbag steve masturbates to your girlfriend
brings his screaming kid to the theater responsible for 12 lives
rapes his girlfriend says he did it out of love
claims can freestyle spits nothing but writtens
SAYS HE'S GOING TO EL SALVADOR FOR CHARITY WORK CHARITY WORK SEEMS TO MEAN $5 BLOWJOBS
Puts sweaty drink on table doesn't use coaster
asks for a quick ride somewhere doesn't know where to go
goes to brewer game at miller park brings bud light
Borrows Your stuff find it in his garage sale
makes fun of hondas drives subaru with blown head gasket
oWES YOU MONEY FOR WEED WANTS A DIMEBAG UNTIL HE CAN CASH HIS PAYCHECK
3 sets on weights 20 minutes shadow boxing
Uses Last Ice cube Puts empty tray back in freeze
Goes to bachelor party but not wedding
GOES INTO RADIO SHAck exPECTS RECORD DEAL
asks for cheeseburger minus the cheese
does volunteer work in mexico only goes for the hookers
Has 2 loads and 5 truck brokers
PWYC? Awesome free show!
Puddle of water next to bus stop full of people. Accelerates car.
like grape hate raisins
Gets Poked by His Cousin Doesn't even have a Facebook
ComPLAINS ABOUT OlD-BOYS CLUB STUDIES PALEOBIOLOGY AT CHICAGO
says he'll call you doesn't
goes into radio shack asks for record deal
Buys new hat Keeps stickers on it
takes a massive shit doesn't flush
uses your mom's fancy towel to wipe his ass clogs the toilet
stops over to pick up money you owe him clogs your toilet
yo when is 1996 fashion making a comeback?
gIVE HIM MONEY TO BUY YOU A DRINK KEEPS THE CHANGE
sent to throw the one ring into mount doom throws wedding ring instead
beach parking is full parked        diagonally
Says let's go doesn't leave for half an hour
says he knows how to fix computers breaks your computer
Says sorry does not do anything about it
Came for a ride Gave one to your girl
gets relegated punches clint hill
says he'll stop procrastinating later
ASKS FOR Beer money at a party never comes back
Texts you that he's about to leave his place 1 hour later 'Okay
gives a free ride to uni says you do a bad job
Air con on Opens window
'Hey what button do i press to do that?' Alt F4
says your kink is gay rides dyno Nitro
Loans you $20 It's fake
invited to friend's wedding flirts with the bride
goes to jail
PItches no weed ever complains when the people who supply mess up the rotation
Takes you out on a date hey i forgot my wallet
You like reddit? you should TOTALLY try the new rage comics
Goes All In Doesn't pay When He loses
backwards and upside down interlock breaks I hate shadow
how this kid made $60 million in 18 months
Orders pizza for delivery answers the door in only tighty whities...
Tutti alla festa dei nonem
Sends first message doesn't respond to other person
LAST DAY BEFORE EXaM WATCHING HOT ASIAN GIRL PLAYING LOL
'You drive a mustang? lol wannabe!' drives a monte carlo
buys you xbox for birthday keeps controller for his
'be there in 10 minutes' arrives 5 hours later
friend isn't finished editing hundreds of photos yet posts a slowpoke on his wall
hey can i borrow diablo 3
Teleports back to inn and somehow still have corrupted blood runs into stormwind
you said if i get you weed i would be first!
On Disabled List Participates in Home Run Derby
Laughs at Cano's home runs  Royals fan
frist day on stb requests  lossless cannibal corpse discography
I only kill women.. In world of warcraft
Claims to play house goes all david guetta on your ass
works overnite at mcdonalds gets his freak on with the block of crisco
About to capture intelligence gets banned for using noclip
Asks for a ride steals air freshener
JOINS PARTY HAS NO MAP PACKS
Forces you to go twilight demands gas money
accidently became popular on SL memes Commenting stupid Shit on every Single meme
Walks up to box office asks for change
You're doing God's work today? Why
tries to screenshot cracked screen fails
brags about how much money he has rich parents
this pawn stars rick will never make to scumbag top
TELLS YOU HE IS PAYPAL READY MAKES YOU SHIP FIRST
orders 3 large pizzas tells you to he forgot his wallet when they get there
Dating a fellow freshman College/High school
wants me to always tell the truth calls me an ass for telling the truth
Goes to Mc DONALDS Orders a Mc gyver
Sees you have one piece of gum left takes it!
Says he loves radiohead 'creep'.
says yolo on weekends goes back to miserable day job on monday
YOU THINK YOU HATE ME NOW
hey
asks for a sip of your beer chugs the whole glass
trainee teacher p.e. teacher
comes over to place hits on your mom
fired from work for being late blames you for not driving him
PLays e level hockey threatens to fight you in the parking lot
CALLS HIMSELF A DJ USES SYNC BUTTON
Asks to use your bathroom after drinking pisses on your floor
Got nothing to do on summer rehearse with band so that his friends don't hang out with him
My mom is currently buying me some ralph lauren I have to get ready for high school
Claims to be an 80's baby was born december 1989
says he hosts own website meats his meat on chatroulette
'i only smoked crack once' For 3 days
kicks the shit out of an old lady takes her purse
Smokes Your Weed Asks to make him food
ENVY COOLED DOWN AFTER LOSING
borrows your car enters stock car challenge
steals cigarette butts from your ashtray
Goes on facebook Likes his own status
'Yeah I know some good music' BLOOD ON THE DANCE FLOOR
Gets drunk blames best friends
Screwed your grandma stole her jacket
Statistics??? Fuk u
Says he likes skrillex thinks he knows everything aboout dubstep
djs your party plays skrillex
'Sure I can lend you money' gives you 50 cents
Says ifunny iSn't funny Doesn't contribute anything funny
Hates memes Uses memes
Drives under speed limit Gets mad at people for tailgating
brother pays for netflix only watches one episode of my little pony
SAYS HE'S A BIG TIMER CALLS HIMSELF ROB-G
puts cat in microwave set time for 59 minutes
Taxi change is less than 20 cents 'What? I want my change'
BREAKS THE STREAK ON PURPOSE
trololololololololololololl problem?
Says he wants to play Aram with you doesn't send an invite
RUNDUNGSFEHLER KRIEGT -1
doesn't ride for his niggas
It's your birthday weekend takes you to his mom's house and makes you cook dinner
You make a spelling mistake Never lets you forget
INVITES YOU TO BETA STEALS YOUR SUB
watches chuggaaconroy at max volume
I'll lick your sack for a fat sakk
hey bro
Hacks your facebook writes i'm gay as a status
never knocks only walks in.
gets bit by zombie yo bro
WIGGERS NEED NOT APPLY
asks for cs:go beta key on facebook deinstalls after 1 dead
Says he'll be there at 1:30 Falls asleep and doesn't turn up
Turns heater on
Pukes all over Brandon's Bathroom goes home
Just walked in from outside farts
says he uses sunglasses in the subway to protect eyes from light spends entire night on the computer
finds out he knocked up his girlfriend tells her 'shit it out
shits in your toilet doesn't flush
NIggas SAY WASSUP
bums your last cigarette puts it out and saves it for later
Brings a Bottle Of Jager Only he drinks Jager
Says he loves the euro thinks USA is in it
Offer to smoke him out Waits with his hands in your face then blows out the bowl
Goes to self checkout with full trolley
goes to the store with $100 comes out with a 75 cent soda
Hey bro let me smoke you out want to go halves on a bowl?
Votes for greens complains when julia wins
i drive a saturn v8 no joke
has no friends wonders why
facebook invites you to a club that none of your friends go to
MOM GIVES LUNCH MONEY BUYS XANAX
heat fan
SERVING KABOBS AT A WEDDING PARTY PUTS ONE piece on your plate
Goes to the gym for an hour talks the entire time
Last terrorist gets /lr votemaps succesfully
Brags about insane workout routine only drinks protein shakes
Chose the dutch to win euro 2012 holland loses
Told not to bring chocolate chips brings chocolate chips
Tells you that you'll fail if you don't do your homework 'Hey man
Posts inspirational quotes on twitter still lives with parents
Finds sister's pics on isanyoneup Shares link with everyone
Pizza party who has money?
his display picture is his car
blows out a blizzard I didn't even get a hit
tries to be defensive  has invalid facts
KNOWS YOU LIKE A GIRL TELLS EVERYONE ABOUT HER
YO MAN CAN I BORROW $80 AND PAY YOU BACK MAYBE?
says he has too much homework to hang spends the night on facebook
Goes to websay.net just posts memes
Says keep the change it's 1 cent
Sells you game Keeps the cd
Loves euro 2012 goes for brazil
TOOK A SHIT IN THE MOSH PIT 'YOU CAN STILL CIRCLE PIT YO'
There's something you need to know I'm chris hansen with dateline nbc...
graduates from kish thinks he's got an awesome resume
ASKS IF HE CAN TAKE A HIT SMOKES ENTIRE BOWL
Hey bro i hired too many people  you're fired
Says He Is Your Friend Only calls you for favors
says he's a racer drives mum's car
Says 'take Away' Eats In
has own car asks for a ride
Finishes milk doesn't replace bag
trims pubes leaves merkin on toilet seat
Asks to use bathroom pisses on floor
Says he's a huge dubstep fan only listens to skrillex.
bans you for your joke thread makes one of his own
Asks to borrow some money Greece
has a blunt rolled for you when you get home uses your own weed
sends hosts file leaves out www subdomain
No chance of rain this week Rains that night
complains about pointless posts makes useless thread
writes 10 pages on a precedent of law ends with 'this is no longer the case in australia'
Gets Host Dashboards
Let's have a toast for the scumbags Every one of them that I know
Shares your link Doesn't hat tip you
misses the shot 'disrespect'
spectages game when i'm just experimenting doesn't watch 11/4/9 game vs darius top
asks for a drag smokes your whole cig
Complains about 4th Gears of War Reserves 9th Call of Duty
Talks about future facebook interactions being only pics and memes Uses text to say it
Talks about how he loves the heat only cares about lebron
happy birthday mom make me a sandwich
Puff
Goes on Vacation Leaves youngest at home
RECORDS VIDEO OF FIGHT SHOUTS 'WOORRRRLDDDSTTAAAARRR'
Insults you constantly Takes offense when you insult him
takes a huge dump ... After his shower
Dude your mom's hot...
asks to use your bathroom pisses on seat
MY FAVORITE COLOR BROWN
totally wasn't hitting on your 8th grade sister just lining her up for next year
orders large #7 tells you he will pay you back
FINDS OUT POLICE DEPARTMENT IS OPEN 24/7 STILL ASKS IF THAT INCLUDES SATURDAYS
can i borrow a pencil can i borrow some paper
asks to go to carnival with friend makes him pay
Helps you get a girl Flirts with her too.
hosts a game 10 minutes in and backs out
finds your lost weed smokes every last seed and stem
Double ip weekend! jk
FACEBOOK GOES PUBLIC SUCKS EVEN MORE THAN IT USED TO
Watches Wrestling boos the faces
gets emails from friend ignores them all
thinks he works for an airline works for skytanking
Gets busted by parents
you tell him about your name submission 'Milkbot' submits 'milkpod'
seeing mate chasing enemy with low hp plays xerath and use w-spell spontaneous
plays online games donates and laughs at you
Implements 'Zero email' policy sents more emails than ever before
finishes hitting bong pockets the lighter
Invited to a predrink rsvps the day before
I forgot my wallet at home can you buy this for me?
SEES A CAT ON THE STREET SCARES IT OFF
downvotes all witty atheist memes
sees funny meme accidentally posted twice downvotes both
put off his hat so people won't know he'S A SCUMBAG
complains endlessly about narcissists praises self to sky
afraid to go on dates thinks every sister he asks will fall in love with him
COmplains about bm in online community flames admins for not fixing it
hangs out with girlfriend puts phone on silent
Tells you to play sc2 ladder on his account for lower mmr gets higher mmr
picks up 100 bucks from the ground doesn't return it to the old lady
Listens to Rap Music In car Says 'N' word more than Rappers
doesnt bring food to school party gets in line first
Someone points out a flaw in df Locks thread
Brings CAPS LOses the battle
tells a joke no one laughs
CALLS SELF SUPER PRODUCER JUST DOWNLOADED FRUITY LOOPS
Tells you to fix your grammar over a youtube comment misspells his own sentence
Let me sign your yearbook writes fag
hits on co-worker  half his age
stay awhile and error 37
takes a dump on your toilet doesn't flush
Talks shit about his friends trying to play d3 on launch night spends all night trying to log in himself
asks for baremetal server doesn't tell you which versions to install on it
CALLS CITY SLUM OPENS COFFEE SHOP
Lives in morelli heights drives to lincoln hall
teammates say gg 'bg
JOINS YOUR GAME AND AFKS MINIONS OF HELL GROW STRONGER
Codes error 37 no login queue
special needs kid walks by does impression
Says he'll pull out Doesn't pull out
the real slim shady doesn't stand up
buys a clippers jersey claims that he has been a die hard fan since 2005
CLAIMS TO SAVE PARTY Ruins party
Makes fun of quick flyers fan
Drops out of a holiday last minute what do you mean i need to pay cancelation fees
FR Booth manned with 1 goes chatting in dk booth
took his hubcaps off for that fresh black rim look
robs apple store leaves ipod nano
Huge fan of the red sox Since 2004
Likes Tractors Doesn't appreciate bitches
SPENDS ALL DAY MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE AND BEATING THEM UP IS THE FIRST ONE TO SIGN UP FOR THE ANTI BULLYING ANCICITIVE
ASks you to map something for server doesn't install
Creates Thread To Promote Youtube channel
comes over for hookah breaks hookah
Gives you a tin of beer It's filled with urine
'Here's my name and my phone number...' not his name or his phone number
listens to rap music beats up black kid
agrees to let you have some fries hands you one fry
lets you download hit single for free sells it on itunes
teammate has chance for pentakill he steals it
N&#227;o quer ir a queima das fitas Prefere ir OUvir a DJ SUSY ao 011
Teammate is 2 Kills from MOAB Picks up Game Winning Dog Tag
Unclenches his floodgates doesn't clean up wall
FINALS END DOESN'T RECEIVE GRADES FOR ANOTHER 2 WEEKS
wants shared economny makes one generator
wanna be joffrey
Taylor thinks he's cool
karl melton
Contracts aids DOesn't tell anyone
yo dawg! thug life is all i know lives in santa barbara
Starts fight on facebook
Gets friends pumped up for cuba
eats bacon crispy
HAs 5 cars Needs someone else to bring beer
Asks to play acoustic guitar starts playing metal riffs
invites a girl to the movies she pays for his ticket
Provides heroin for you to sell and make a living testifies against you in court
finds funny good guy greg meme makes opposite scumbag meme
borrows car totals it
says it seems dangerous tells you to go first
Essay is only 2 pages long makes font bigger
parks in your driveway car leaks oil
Sucks at rap releases rap video
you'll get your 20 bucks back once the album drops
Bro
Makes fun of my music listens to justin bieber
Makes A Hit video still smokes all your weed
lives in tj goes to syhs
HEY GUYS
calls craig owens a fag has all chiodos and drugs songs
says he wants to do seo just wants to use your software
date your friend hit on you in front of her
'I stopped drinking yesterday' Drinks all of your alcohol the next day
thinks he made a funny meme posts it five times
Makes a funny comment about your face
takes a dump does not flush
leaves leftovers in your fridge asks for them two weeks later
only one slice of pizza left? I'll take it
has  a girl sleep over leaves the used condoms in her purse
Asks for a smoke takes two cigarettes
XBox Gets RROD Puts back in box and Sells On Craigslist 'NIB'
leases new car BMW m3
creates a meme on meme generator down votes all the recent memes above his
thinks 'doing the dishes' means leaving his dishes on the counter for days
Double date Takes you to Mcdonalds
Votes to move end of the year party off campus doesn't rsvp
sharts in his pants finishes the text to his high school girlfriend before heading to the bathroom
asks for extra bacon is offended at having to pay for it
Gets caught by parents for smoking trees Won't be seen with you in public because of your 'poor reputation'.
says he is not a player hits on your friends when you go brb
DISCOVERS the black and white function on DIGITAL camra Thinks he's a photographer
BorrowS money to Record a rap CD Demands that you buy the CD
Doesn't like your personal goals tells you to join the army
you take him to get fast food leaves his trash in your car
Asks if he can get change brings a 10-lb bag of loose coins to get dollars
Meets chill dude strangles him in his sleep
Asks to use xbox uses it to charge ipod
Smokes you up after meeting you for the first time expects you to sleep with him in return
Says he knows about rap  doesn't know africa bambaataa
Borrows your ipod gives it back broken
FRESH TO DEBT
Finds the usb pen you lost deletes everything on it
Borrows Your Ipod returns it broken
You just lost the game
uses your computer to find out your wi-fi password
Starts a Meme Thread Doesn&#180;t use Meme properly
asks for a 10 vs 10 rcw brings 14 people
Attends a Metal concert spills your beer
SEES A PROCESSOR FASTER THAN HIS MAKES MEMES
brb never see him again
2am: 'just a couple more games of mw3 and i'll shut the lights off 4am: damnit noobs!!! I didn't wake you up did i
Listens To Eminem Thinks He can Rap
Likes Nickelback
gets scholarship offer from wvu goes to bowl banned unc
Becomes internet meme cries to parents
sees you get up
Dentist says wait 30 minutes before eating eats in 29
thinks your girl is hot gets her to break up with you for me
Tells you to buy iphone won't help you with jailbreak
makes a meme about you and a fatal disease sends it to you 30.000 billion times
Meets a ggg exploits him
'lol' doesn't laugh
bitches about regen core after dying threatens to use it himself
Mods your minecraft Leaves the Mete-inf
customer orders 5 piece nugget  puts 4 nuggets in the box
gives you beer after a long day laxatives
wears a polo hat need i say more?
Goes camping for five days Doesn't even remove shoes
6 inch or footlong? 'which would you prefer?'
refuses to go to catalyst  no lunch
tells you the dark knight is overrated didn't see the movie
Host student COUNCIL elections  DOESN'T tell school to run uncontested
'Yeah bro i've been to the broyhill' has never been to the broyhill
hey bro  you got a smoke
Asks if you like Dubstep Answer I love it too
stays the night at your house permanently
smokes weed with his infant child
Doesn't watch a Flyers game all year goes to the winter classic and every playoff game
Goes to your house Asks for something to drink
comes to class 20 minutes late every day
calls everyone campers sits in a corner the whole match
Plays Dropzone takes your care package
Just bought a cadillac didn't throw d's on that
sees chips and dip Double dips
sneaks sips from your drink has herpes
breaks your laptop screen blames someone else
Supposed to inspect property to ensure gm-free crop production has cup of tea instead
this is the guy who makes the reposts
Drake is my cousin his music is sick.
clogs your toilet also clogs your sink
says he pocket dialed you has an iphone
gets bill from restaurant leaves without paying
wakes up at 12 still looks tired all day
GOES to mcdonalds gets a free cup of water EMPTIES it and fills it up with soDA POP
I'll text  you back sets phone on fire
Says a Football player is shit Can't play To save his life
'yeah man you shouldn't smoke man' smokes
first time watching star wars ruins your experience by telling you about star wars under 10 mins
asks to take a sip from your soda drinks rest of it
Helps Himself to your six-pack leaves one left
PlAYS TF2 AS ENGINEER DOESN't construct BUILDINGS
Beats wife and kids watches nascar in the process
gets paid to fire dance for chaboya attemps to light students on fire
listening to lil wayne kicks so much ass
flips burgers does heroin
Comes over to your house slits wrists in  your room
goes to the food court just for the free samples
comes to take your daughter on a date asks to borrow condom money
did dynamics project millions died
claims to be ballin' thin silver necklace
Goes Outside in cold complains about heat
finally gets on xbox parties up with other friends
Hey mom look i'm matching!
smells like cocoa butter self proclaimed wigger
Creates online survey and post to dmd group also invites to event
Invites you to dinner forgets he has no money
I'm not always a douchebag... oh wait
was in front of PeeWee got shot in theater
eats half his chicken nuggets throws the rest out right in front of you
goes to angels game in authentic pujols jersey watches beach ball more than baseball
Says Corps is Gay
someone yells 'CHIVE ON!!' ...no response
They said a white boy like me would never be a gangsta... So I became pink
YOUR CAR IS NEGLECTED AND A POS POINTS AT DIRTY ENGINE BAY
Messes up toilet seat While crapping in tank
finds amusing image on reddit posts it on facebook as his own
stays the night at your house takes your bed
requires explorer data to work on ticket does not look at explorer data
hey bro you stabbed yourself in the leg? here take this drug test.
Upset at multiple pic posts posts multiple pic post
Ecos tut tomorrow going drunk
Mom about to get me in trouble find a way to blame it on my older brother
'Now
dislikes dubstep comments every possible dubstep video on youtube
Runs a 12:00 Mile and 1/2 JOins group 3 for PT
SCUmbag notch gets special treatment
asks to get something from your garage steals your bike
SCUMBAG ARGENTINA: HEY BRAH INVEST IN MY ENERGY INFRASTRUCTURE NATIONALISES
Feels left out... makes insulting memes about himself
Friend ASks For Advice Tells him to file an antitrust suit
SAYS HE'S COMIN DOON FUR BOABER PARTEH DOESNAE
Invites people over for party steals their ALCOHOL
I'm on the ifunny team I only feature dumb quotes
at a party: 'Bro
Trows water at you sorry
Everybody walks on the crowded sidewalk This guy tries to bicycle
rages on your xbox after going 0-6 in 6 rounds of search
uses spy plane
SAYS HE IS BUSY GOES ROLLERBLADING
Says he'll buy stuff off you to help you out goes to game stop and purposely buys stuff he could've gotten later
promotes facism thinks hitler was a scumbag
BRAGS about getting a blackbird gets it from care package!
calls over to bff's stoned and knowingly has the munchies doesn't bring food
Loves Skrillex Wants to kill From First To Last Singer
runs highschool of 5000 kids only one lunch time
Makes meme about you not flushing toilet leaves chin pubes all over the sink
gets soaked in rain 'don't need shower'
Hardly watches hockey Cheers for Pittsburgh
Ze skedin per her te pare hap faqe parashikimesh
49ers fan Talks smack about how Alex smith is the next joe montana
FTP unless i need their assistance.
Gets tattoo yolo
uploads to free host gets mad at 'leechers'
rideboard passenger farts all the way to cleveland
Is a brother at ΣAE
Sleeps with girl is suddenly too busy to see her again
scumbag barkai spams
Wants to join amtgard Makes Amtgard come to him
Badmouths girlfriend while she's standing next to him
yo man... ...you seen my sketchers?
At party Follows your girlfriend for the entire night
Takes your nokia breaks it
hates freshmen only talks to freshmen
Posts 'Truth is' status gets upset at truth
gETS YOUR SISTER PREGNANT MOVES OUT OF STATE without telling her
told not to go to johns goes anyway
Has a half full bottle of face wash uses yours all week instead and denies it
PLAYS MAGE CLAIMS FERALS ARE OP
Calls you asking if you want to smoke 'Nah
sees you waiting for parking space pulls in right as car is leaving
SCumbag kevin shields totally gonna mke nother album
plays ranked bans gragas
Hits you up to chill Tagged in someone's facebook pic three hours later
sells your expensive wristwatch blames my girlfriend
goes to church on easter doesn't change
OUT OF TP USES HAND TOWEL
Plays anivia uses wall to Save xpecial
Answers every poll with 'Hitler
4 zoom tables
found out he was adopted
Asks for a hit from your bong doesn't corner it
Brings girl to your house bangs her on your bed
Likes to listen to heaphones
lives in op tryes to get with eagle harbor girls
clogs TOILET  blames everyone else
Plays Madden 12 goes for it on 4th down
Hangs out in front of Wal-mart Blocks traffic
Comes Over to kick it goes to a girl's till 4 am
neighbouring town dealer confirms he has special stock 2 hour trip later and all he has is regular trees
Volunteers to be Designated Driver Car Impounded
uses your bathroom poops in sink
Breaks Shit at party hides it
Jerk to your wife Asks for 5 bUcks
flirts with foreign language major doesn't speak english
takes last squat rack at gym does bicep curls
He stays overnight at your Place steals your blanket while you sleep
i don't always beat on women... but when i do
BABYSITS YOUR 3 YEAR OLD SISTER WATCHES YOUR CABLE INSTEAD
switched hands gained a stroke
Goes to bathroom Pisses all over the toilet
First Hit Heroin Aged five
Tells you to post on wall doesn't comment.
chs: gets made fun of on facebook threatens us in the paper
CRASHES CAR DADDY TAKES HIM A FASTER ONE
'i got that good shit' skrate mexibrick
Running with 1 hp Playing lol like a boss
finally pays you back you're welcome
Gets little bro to pay for truck repair buy 5 boots the next day
duke/unc fan for life after 8: kentucky fan for life bro
takes a shit doesn't flush
upvotes only his memes downvotes everyone else's
Refers to his friends as his brothers all of his friends are black
ipod consists of lil wayne & waka flocka flame
hey you should come to my house for a party it'll only smell like cigarettes a little bit
Throws a party no one remembers it.
Joins a clan clan dies
Tells students there will be a multiple choice only option Reneges less than 5 days before cumulative final
wanks in sock puts back in roomate's drawer
Gave him two tickets to the big game Sold Them
Sees Orientation and Induction training doesn't go
promises not to wake you up when he comes home late calls you at 4am to tell you he's locked out
asks you to play sa2b grind level with him chooses metal sonic
comes over to chill keeps his hat on inside
downvotes all the foreign memes just because they're in a different language
Deletes Facebook  for attention comes back within the week
asks you out for lunch forgets wallet
says he'll pay you back doesn't
asks you to buy cigs because he's trying to quit
' hey man
plays music at work drake
tailgating someone they're going the speed limit
yeah dude i'll babysit cps is called
goes to church for the free food not even christian
Posts memes to facebook uses them wrong
Borrows your assignment *uses
one time i told my mom no i'm so badass
sees popular new topic says his power was out for 3 days
tells friends he'll pay the bill at the RESTAURANT   first to sneak out after FINISHING eating
Enters Arnel's without money leaves with bag full of candy
ya i got a tip pizza guy get a job
ya i got a tip pizza guy get a job
Hated The Godfather Quotes Pootie Tang
Limewire stops cries
douchebag dudenkrantz doesn't invite friends because he's 'not recruiting' invites two other people
says one thing CONTRADICTS it after
Gets told 'clapping is not in order.' Claps
solicits coke from street dealer has you pay for it
friend forget to logoff his just account press
listens to sbtrkt can't pronounce sbtrkt
SIDEBOARDING FOR GAME 3 ON MODO SPENDS FULL 3 MINUTES FACEBOOKING
Plays Flag Football Wears #69
so what i get drunk
MCAS? I must give homework
hears about memes creates a shitty one
Gets to coach girls soccer at his old highschool So hard right now
Gets entire pint of milk Puts leftover two ounces back in fridge
all he talks about is tim tebow
Makes chocolate cereal just for the milk
let's break up crawls back after spring break
works at blizzard moves diablo 3's release date forward all the time
Claims to be a guido Doesn't know what gtl means
Claims to make bank works part time at taco bell
EATING DORITOS WITH FRIENDS DOUBLE DIPS
BLOWS NOSE ON YOUR CAT
ALWAYS SMOKES YOUR HERB 'NAH BRAH YOU'RE ALWAYS MOOCHING OFF ME'
two pieces of pizza left eats both of them
HEARS BOULDER FALL THROUGH HOUSE THINKS IT'S THUNDER
BASHES HTML5 FOR PORTABILITY ISSUES WRITES A FLEX APP
thanks fans for always supporting them gets signed: ignores everyone.
Offers to buy you a coffee gets you a tea
gets bored on facebook trolls by starting a fake group convo with rachelle
Asks for a spot fails on first rep
Wow is dying brings in pandas
Says He Likes Hockey Wears Sean Avery Jersey
claims he can drift totals car
Steals ipod advertises to sell it on facebook
Shits in your bathroom on the floor
poops in jar tries to get high by huffing it
i wish... ...i was black
goes to community college says it's only a money issue
Il get all these memes taken down mon p&#232;re est riche
Helps you blow up moon lets you build deathstar by yourself
DESIGNATED driver gets wasted
says he's going to townsville is in sydney every week
accidentally drops a piece of trash leaves it
good thing you took all those punches to the face so..........I could get away
Yo Dawg
JUST WOKE UP PAPARAZZI ALREADY ON ME
BORROWS YOUR HAIR CLIPPERS SHAVES HIS BUTT
favorite color shit
get out of jail top priority
Uses the last piece of paper doesn't change the loo roll
asks for a chip  takes a handful
took a picture of myself made it an internet SENSATION
eats the last cookie from the cookie jar
pays in coins doesn't want to break note
buys smartphone doesn't realize it's smarter than him
Gives props to the dj to impress his 'girlfriend'
'I'm so Busy with uni work' spends time making device to inflict pain
You win (but really you lose)
department rents coffee machines keeps one for himself
'hey bro
'hey bro
Agrees to split lab writeups 'I'm already failing
complains rest of team is bad goes 2-13
studies at ntnu gl&#248;s DOESN'T THINK POLITICS
mom's birthday forgot
Borrow money from parents pretends to have not been paid
pays for half of internet bill limits bandwidth on all other ports
plays with balls in public
borrows your credit card you spend the rest of your life paying for it
borrows your credit card returns it after realizing you can't buy weed with it
has a credit rating of 400 still applies for the american express gold card
Thinks halo reach rank equates to skill A corporal in halo 3
HIts your car Drives away
so i told him
saw that i was scum bag steve so i gave moneys to the cancer peoples
my gf said i'm like a gift promise no consideration
asks for ride home makes you stop at liquor store first
gets lucky charms only eats marshmallows
'I'm a professional dj' doesn't know who grandmaster flash is
can't make sense of philosorapter meme down votes
Believes in new world order and 'nephillim' conspiracies Skeptical and critical of save the children
Says will bring meat for a cookout brings pre-cooked salisbury steak
calls people 'sheep' for linking to kony2012 without watching links to 'visible children' blog without reading
Guy you barely know walks into your house high as balls Goes directly to your kitchen and yells
calls out 'sick' just hungover
Wanna be mac miller no wonder we hate you
Reads all about kony wat
makes fun of teams at ihs doesn't even play a sport
goes on chat roulette is the guy jacking off
Has gf Still Wheels LGs
makes so much money selling weed still lives in parents' basement
makes decent meme goes to character page to down vote every other one
Was going to watch tv posted memes to facebook conversation
Finds stupid video annoys everyone by sharing it
Says he wants to play HOn Trolls the entire game
buys cigs pays in all quarters and dimes
landlord VISIting to pick up rent leaves early without paying
CHILD SUPPORT NUFF SAID
Knows you are drunk and lost at 3 am sex in your bed
lives with parents his rap texts are about gangsta
Says thermostat is too hot Lowers it to 69 degrees
Shits in your bathroom Doesn't Flush
ASKS FOR $5 AND PROMISES TO PAY YOU BACK TOMORROW SAYS YOU GAVE IT TO HIM FOR HIS BIRTHDAY
says he doesn't have $400 for a flight to miami      gambles away $550 in one night
cheats off of you gets a higher grade
isn't in god tier Complains
IF SHE'S OLD ENOUGH TO PEE SHE'S OLD ENOUGH FOR ME
SElls klon clone Got bill's blessing. not!
remember kids there's nothing wrong with making money off your friends
revieves a llama badge doesn't return
CLAIMS THE GODFATHER SUCKS WATCH AVATAR
You offer $1
Goes to LAN to play farmville
Thinks he's good at sniper always uses machina
Presses emergency stop switch on escalator Walks Away
Hacks Internet connection use by himself
Feels bad for laughing shares on forum to laugh again
Greg lost his phone finder keeps
Goes to IHOP on National Pancake Day Doesn't give a donation
Says test is easy
tHE BUS IS ON FIRE HE DOESEN`T GET OUT BECAUSE HE PAID FOR THE TICKET
cousin asks to come over comes over only when you have xbox live gold
all urinals open? uses the one right next to you. 'sup bro?'
31 and hasn't graduated  wants to be CSU President
GOT A ROLEX! IT'S FAKE
1. type nyan.cat in searchbar 2. max the volume 3. Go on vacation for a week or two 4. profit
wraps the body in your favorite blanket
Bathroom was being used
buys a 40 bag off you asks for a refund because its 0.1g less than you said it would be
talking about 9/11 with him  TRIES TO CONVINCE YOU that IT WAS AN INSIDE JOB
Why exactly can I not wear my hat when taking a test in the library?
Upsets girl he cares about buys her a six pack of hersheys bars
buys weed regularly to smoke alone and never throw down with others
Complains about how much homework he has in a status while on facebook
Scumbag Mabe Dates one girl becomes a ladies man
shares weed  farts in the hotbox
CRashes on couch fOr a week  STeAls Your chiCk
'Can i borrow $5 for popcorn?' comes back with nachos and a large soda
It was brown Didn't flush it down
runs out of toilet paper uses your face cloth
Throws shit over the lockers and hits you 'It wasn't me bro!'
FRIEND GRIEFS HIS DIRT HUT BANGS HIS MOTHER IN REVENGE
not actually a scumbag just wants to be like ballsy
relationship problems tells the world about them on facebook to all 1500 of your 'friends'
Introduces to Coworker REddit Tells everyone he saw coworker on Gonewild
TELLS YOU WHY PUJOLS IS BEST OF ALL TIME STARTED WATCHING BASEBALL 3 SEASONS AGO
went to the bathroom left the seat up
Drives a honda civic with a body kit and neons
Loves metallica doesn't know who       dave mustaine is
stabs kid at bar... gets it closed
'I love indian food' had kati roll once
Trolls mma forums with Chael Sonnen related screen names
headphones broken completes etraining using speakers
10:59 at jenks cuts you at the bar
Offers you deuce Gives you kills
metallica fan his favourite member is lars ulrich
tries to change the law whines when gsras try to stop him
Remember those orders you used to count on? Now they are our orders
Scumbag HP
complains about trolling deletes comments because he got trolled
i gotta film a project guess i'll take all the flip cams
apply on website never use again
Could you keep it down? we're trying to play music for lord's day
Found the one ring of power sells on ebay
gucci bag hello kitty coloring books
Asks girlfriend where they should eat Doesn't like any of the places sugested
THINKS PICTURE IS HILARIOUS ONLY LIKES THE FIRST COMMENT
Plays 'queridas' in WWF 'Dude I know what it means'
Heard there was a sex party up in this piece who doesn't already have gonorrhea? You're gonna wanna avoid me
wrecks into your car offers 20 bucks if you don't call the cops
Hey yo shawty did you take my shampoo
asks to go in front of you for microwaves food takes 4 minutes to heat
500 female fb friends knows only 1 of them (mom)
Heard Cops was in town and got arrested Got the only cop without a camera crew
bong is full pours on cabbage patch Doll
Supports internet piracy Downvotes reddit reposts
Enters room in gameranger LEAVES right when you start
CLAIMS TO BE GOOD AT FOOTBALL kICKS BALL IN HIS OWN FACE
gets help asking girl out from friend gives him no crdeit
Goes to gf's house leaves toilet seat up
bro let me get a cig doesn't inhale
EXCITED FOR JERRY SPRINGER TICKETS FINDS OUT HE IS DATING A DUDE
Came home drunk Ate all your Prosciutto
Makes a mess during the party leaves early in the morning so he doesn't have to clean anything
Ready to go clubbing to downtown? Nah bro
fills up trash blames everyone else
my mum said i look cool!
Calls middle lane doesn't call mias
Toilet clogged
Says we need more Crowd Control Picks garen
craps in your toilet forgot to flush
They Fight
Picks Eddy Gordo Thinks he's a Tekken master
Uses your Playstation controller Greasy fingers
Proposes a game of hit-for-hit Quits before your turn
Tells a story you once told Denies truth when outed
Double Dips And then again
Wears Red Sox jersey Can't name one player
Reads shampoo bottles while shitting Considers himself 'well-read'
Wears team t-shirt of whoever wins Super Bowl
Brings Bud Light Drinks your corona
Buys Mechanical keyboard uses voice activation
downloads google chrome uses bing
Calls valentines day a fake holiday buys chocolate and flowers for himself
Strikes out at charlie-o's cries over empty pizza box at fat jack's
Lives in dobson calls safe ride to trax
makes st. mary's meme page entire school gpa drops
gets a girlfriend sacrifices her to the basedgod
Walking at the same speed to a door cuts you off
ASKS TO BORROW BOOK NEVER SEE IT AGAIN
sells you k it's really mxe
Makes meme confuses everyone
Smokes weed at 5:40 am Sets off Bellamy fire Alarm
Cathouse Rock Club Whddaya mean i'm too young to get in?
tells you how mediocre your weed is is dry
has a wank for 20 minutes texts a girl about it
gets a job with parking services
turns 21 guilt-trips good guy greg into buying him liquor
Hey bro can i borrow your fur coat and cap
Complains about facebook Drama Makes video complaining the whole time
can't finish his 6 liter pours it on you
opens every cereal box takes every toy
Hey Guys I'm going to be your Ra this semester...
smokes pcp tries to get with his sister
'Bitches aint shit' cockblocks you
Goes to school  skips classes
ruins your epic sniper shootout with an rpg straight to your body
Posts on College Hill Troll Community Misuses memes
'Cracks' a too soon joke about whitney Houston
Says 'meet us at denny's in clairemont Texts back an hour and a half later 'Ya we're gunna go home'
calls out students for being freshmen only has 29 hours and considers himself a 'SOPHOMORE'
gets sick drinks from carton
Still wears ato clothes
calls at 3:00 am asks what time it is
Bought your stuff off ebay lost in post innit?
brags about new video card mic won't stop crackling
calls book stupid after only reading first page
Promises furniture doesn't provide it
Makes meme about texas A&M ruins meme
asks for bag of trail mix eats only m&m's
Forced to learn Gdp Formulas Later tELLS YOU that gdp is an inaccurate representation of the economy
gets on business tower elevator presses all the buttons as he gets out
Smokes inside chaffee sets fire alarm off at 2am
Doesn't Chip in for pizza Eats more than half
PIKE
Borrows Your favorite video game Sells it to Gamestop
Hey is there a party here? i know dom
Orders two dollar coffee Pays With $100
Takes friend to smoke weed makes him pay and never pays back
Hey bro
selling textbook you need Prices it the same as B&n
will climb in your window and cuddle
goes to CCLIR  takes up entire conference room by himself
City of kelowna demands higher upass fee cuts transit funding
Goes to a drug deal Takes his daughter with him
Asks professor interesting question Falls asleep during answer
Sacks life sciences lecturers via email
Hates on the phantom Menace Goes to see it in 3D anyway
Is Kappa Sig All Decisions Burrito-Based
Piper's Empty Bouncers make you Queue round the corner anyway
500 people in his mod 'who you know here bro?'
says he goes to ubc goes to ubco
KPMG Providing Free film and pizza? Yes I would be interested in job
Doesn't know who Giants are GG
Changed padding in your script puts his name in the header
Loses rts game because of his own lack of scouting a proxy pylon in his own base calls opponent trash
gets back from 6th st steals all the bags
takes picture with a bmw not even his
Asks for Birthday Wishes When Lonely Doesn't upvote all the people who care
His girlfriend wants a baby starts playing skyrim
Talks About Combat Learned from MW3
'Here you go bro!' hands you cashed bowl upside down
'ya im a 100% sure bro
POSES FOR MEME PHOTO
Busts into bathroom while you're taking a shit Doesn't knock
says it wasn't him and always admits it. farted
scumbag rupert: has to go poo shits in gym bag
stops in hub mall 300 person pile-up
best friend: Leroy jenkins
notices a weed smell in class Makes sure everyone knows about it
Doesn't go to urec still drinks protein
gets on bus pull stop cord and gets off at zone 2
never teaches you how to roll makes you eat weed brownies
I got like 2 more sets bro takes up bench press for 45 minutes
Calls peOple faggOts Via facebook and overused memes
admits to sampling the dub he really wants to sell me still charges me full price
Asks for majority's opinion disregards it
still thinks it's middle school wears copious amount of axe
EVERYONE CHANGES TO TIMELINE NECROLIKES STATUS FROM 2008
buys a volkswagen doesn't signal
Leaves the House Without His Brodies
sees his own meme makes one
MAKES FACEBOOK EVENT 'nOT GOING
SURE I'LL HOLD YOUR BEER FOR YOU DRINKS IT
watches ufc knows how to fight
Borrows your netflix dvd returns  after   9 pm
Brings Munchies eats all the Pretzels first
tattoos r.i.p tupac claims he&#180;s alive
goes out with your sister cheats on her with your mother
begs you to follow him on twitter doesnt follow back
Has smartphone/ipod plays games/texts people instead of talking with people around him
Assigns tons of homework Only Worth 2% of grade
Sees you fall on ice laughs at you
gets stoned with your weed watches iron man 2
lets you wear his coat says he boned your mom in it
knows about growing up tough from watching the wire
denies being scumbag steve acts like a scumbag during interview
Denies being Scumbag Steve Acts like a scumbag during interview
has monthly gym membership just to be cool
watches from youtube how to do roundhouse kick tells others he has taekwondo black belt
SIGNS INTO SKYPE SENDS YOU IM
THINKS POST IS FUNNY DISLIKES IT ANYWAY
USES YOUR BATHROOM WIPES WITH YOUR TOWELS
Goes to gf's house leaves chip terminator is looking for in your basement
Agreed to hire Ben Hired his cousin instead
Girlfriend dumps him
Orders large sweet tea Fills it with soda
Har kulturinnslag p&#229; konferanse Krever at du synger med
uses circlejerk to increase his karma
says he'll pay the entire cab fare ditches as soon as the car doors open
closes lounge
scumbag foolish logs in to go afk
Senior in high school freshman girlfriend
iN THE CROSSWALK AND SEES YOU WAITING WALKS SLOWER
brags about going to university accepted only to carleton
Can't find a trash can throws it on the floor
slideshow due tomorrow copy and paste
Took acutane had colon removed
Wastes time creating memes during the work day job is to make others more efficient
pin number
RESPONDS TO question on twitter asks for follow up on email
Posts lousy song lyrics on Facebook. 'Likes' his own status.
Can't steal the toilet paper because it's locked to the stall. Pisses on the toilet paper rolls instead.
LOOKS AT THE WINDOW IGNORES DOORBELL
Post our conversation on 9Gag Doesn't block out names
Took acutane had colon removed
See Attached File No File Attached
Sees a petition against ACTA Meh
starts a fight then walks away then immediately sucker punches you
'J'ouvre la fen&#234;tre criss y fait chaud' -40 &#224; l'extrieur
Has a hookup for everything... But they're out of town right now
Comes over Leaves a mess.
Drinks most of beer pukes on floor
Uses your toilet paper then washes his ass out in your sink
Can you help me move? I live on the 2nd floor
befriend you on facebook a stranger in the street
Friend tells him about a good meme idea steals it
Sees You at the gym Makes fun of How much weight you can bench
spits in your face then runs away
starts a fight then walks away then immediately sucker punches you
goes on memegenerator no account
goes on memegenerator no account
goes on memegenerator no account
throws a litre of water into sauna leaves
BUYS EVERYTHING ONLINE DOESN'T KNOW WHY WIKIPEDIA WAS DOWN
buys a car  tell no one
que la remodelacion de la patria se acaba ya mismo tu stas loko pa'
finds rare loot quits group before pickin' it up
Shits on floor throws up in toilet
ASKS YOU WHY YOU'RE NOT ONLINE IS 'AWAY' ON MSN
takes gf to mcdonalds pays with coupons
failcharges at left 4 dead ragequits
DON'T BE  SCUMBAG NIB
Gets his ears pierced only one ear
Says Comments are simple Gives complicated Explanation
Chews Gum Sticks it under your chair
asks to borrow clothes masturbates
GETS THE FIRST TEXT REPLIES
Says there's a big bag of weed bring backs a joint
wants a bite of your food eats all of it
realizes hes losing the argument 'I was trolling you the whole time bro'
Trolls on trolls  Becomes one himself
complains that sopa is taking away internet freedom only uses internet for facebook
turns off heat to 'conserve energy' leaves on all the lights
borrows your clippers
Buddy Calls Shotgun Falls Asleep
Hey Bro Can i see your h dub real fast? *RUNS AWAY*
Talks about Starcraft 2 Won't stop talking about Starcraft 2
Says he will hang out with you at lUnch Doesn't show Up
And then... he saw black people
Hey can I borrow your everything?
asked to take a shower used all the hot water
Upgrades ram plays Terraria
borrows your video game returns it with scratches
SOPA didn't pass? Shuts down megaupload
Doen't pitch in for groceries eats more than anyone
Calls to burn some fat joints
Criticises cod for being similar praises nintendo for re-releasing game over and over
Makes friends with the fp community leaves to play Mount&blade
joins game called 'no m320' uses m320
Not once has he paid for drugs Not once
Guilts you into making customized meme
Works in a group setting Doesn't share answers
borrows a dollar never returns it
uses your bathroom doesn't flush
asks to roll a joint..... uses all the weed
Plays nba 2k12 only picks heat
sees you in his rear view mirror on the highway makes you pass on the right
BLUE WAFFLE? HE SAYS HE WOULD STILL TAP THAT.
Re-ups on an eighter makes five bucks off of it
Ask you to print something for him complains about font
Says he'll stay in ocmd Goes Home
wearing fur feels like a gangsta
Allowed into Secret Society Posts gay shit.
angers drug dealers used your address
Hery Bro Clogged your shitter
SMOKES YOUR ENTIRE BOWL AND BREAKS YOUR PIECE ON THE FLOOR 'NOT MY PROBLEM'
YEAh bro I'll feed your cat while you're gone doesn't. still asks to be paid for it
You're doing dishes PUts a glass in the sink
FARTS. THEN BLOWS IT TOWARDS YOU.
Doesn't Dl for fear of getting caught wants you to dl stuff for him
Asks you could he borrow some matches Gives back your box with all matches burned
Hits the blunt for 5 minutes wants it immediately back again after you hit it for 10 seconds
Offers pie Has none to give
PROMISES TO BE A GOOD FRIEND AND SUpPORT ME IN MY ENDEAVOrs MOCKS ME RELENTLESSLY FOR MY PERSONALITY
hey bro
LEND HIM YOUR VIDEO GAME NEVER SEE IT AGAIn
asks to use grinder uses your keif.
Drinks from milk carton Puts it back empty
drinks from milk carton put it back empty
cuts in front of you at speedy checkout line with a full grocery cart
Can't take a joke takes two
given advice weekly ignores it
Drives to school takes payment!
FINDS out all the scumbag memes calls you gay
has muddy shoes keeps them on as he walks through your house
plays words with friends  uses letter scrambler
plays words with friends uses letter scrambler
Girl uploads self shot on facebook first to comment 'daaayum girl'
Queue for Stockade as a level 30 lock with top DPS Roll Need on everything
plays words with friends uses letter scrambler
plays words with friends uses letter scrambler
is sick as a dog coughs all over the place
Sees Political Post on Facebook Becomes Nancy grace
Calls for travel note customer going to europe
Favorite type of music is metal favorite band is warrant
Finds out you can't apply forb for him Asks you to break the rules and do it anyway
barack obama? he's my new dealer
Steals meat from guildbanks invites guildleader home for a dinner
customs gives him a break tells everyone
I got fired for another job I forgot my broom.
farm night? i love raiding!
Sees 15 dollar Nike
Charges 35 Dollars to 'rush' scores in 1-2 days Sent via email
BORROWS YOUR CAR TO GO TO GYM IS GONE FOR 8 HOURS
BLOOD TYPE: AB POSITIVE
Takes chem for engineers sets curve
Starts raid in DAL and does 1 camp keeps inviting friends to help
Plays Sith empire chooses all lightside options
plays skyrim uses shouts to kill housecarl
drinks tea doesn't lift pinky finger
Asks to crash on your couch Has sex on it
Sees New humble indie bundle pays 1 cent
Plays 10 matches in wespe posts how to fix arty
you asked to see my phone puts phone by your face
Wanna Split a Pizza? Eats 7 Slices
constantly compares A.T. to MLP has Never seen MLP
Post Not IN English? DISLIKE JUST Cause i don't get it.
goes to the river to get wasted takes his 5 year old daughter
want to throw on a couple of hip-hop songs while party is bumpin plays dubstep
Go shorty it's yo birthday
can't pay rent goes to a new vlub every night
Girl says she was 16 that's 18 in my book.
asks if he could have some candy eats it all
asks to borrow your phone for a sec talks two hours
uhh can i like borrow everything?
Gets pr job with ocean Marketing I wwebsite as on the internet
Home alone in student house makes huge meal with your food
can't pick up chicks at the bar hits on them outside the restroom
HARDAIMS BEHIND WALL COMPLAINS    ABOUT LANCERING
had sex with hannah got herpes
kidney type is a match sorry bro i got a thing that day
asks if he can lend some money to get you and him both a drink at the bar keeps change and says it's a fancy place here
farts in an elevator with people LEAVES THE next stop
SMOKES YOU OUT Doesn't tell you it's laced with pcp
MERRY CHRISTMAS
I've got the moves like jagger except for not needing auto-tune.
Complaining about reposts All the time still complaining when teacher says their homework's a repost
Is extremely late with delivery buys time by calling and saying 'y u no anwer door? we be back around soon'
PLAYS fifa 12 online only uses real madrid
I can outdrink all of you Drinks smirnoff ice
Borrows family friend's house for vacation breaks something in the first hour
Is there Something on my shirt
Hey Dude merry christmas oh sorry. I FORGOT YOU'RE JEWISH
sees teammate about to execute in gow3 steals kill
paints mural for your crew bombs own name and asks for remaining cans
sIGER HAN SKAL TIL ASPIRI sCHLAFFER DEN I SENGEN HELE DAGEN
Downloads torrent Doesn't seed
You lost your bag of weed suddenly finds bag of weed 'from weeks ago'
ninjas crimson doesn't make it vulnerable for a week
goes to newest posts downvotes every one of them
merging onto freeway lane doesn't let you
Bo&#240;i&#240; &#237; part&#253; til da&#240;a Stelur sk&#243;num hans da&#240;a
Threatens to downvote does
Scumbag hugo says he'll take care of patient. patient dies.
who the hell is Kim Jong-il
'Double posts' first post wasn't his
Tells a black joke at a basketball game
claims to have taken arrow to the knee defrauding social security
Borrows computer for School Comes back with virus
rides greyhound bus 4 hours to meet girl bangs her in utility closet
makes you COFFEE puts salt in instead of sugar
Steals from thrift store thinks it's funny poor people won't have things to buy
buys 50 dollars worth of condoms at store pays in change
plays ngg joins bbs
makes you coffe puts in salt instead of sugar
Pulls out Psych!
never played skyrim says 'took an arrow to the knee' as an excuse for everything
YO YOUR FRAGTANK IS CALLED AN ECOREEF NOW REVOLUTIONARY
Hey bro can i take this shirt? never look that shirt again
I rock the party last night! hAd A PARty with his mom and sister
wants to sell car yeah nah yeah nah yeah nah
attention ladies 7' of snow incoming
siphons your gas makes you late for work in morning
Late to Meetings Claim harrassment
Doesn't like the things you post on facebook won't block or remove you
PLAYS PS EVERYDAY ALWAYS USE GAMESHARK
Wants to meet for dinner 'forgets wallet'
Goes to parties starts fights
wanna be my friend? Scumbag steve
you leave a third of a handle in the freezer for the next night drinks it all
gets 15$ to go to store to get bread and milk gets weed and bong instead
Buy coworkers a holiday gift infect their offices with attacking gnats
Hey man can i have a beer Takes 8
Just the tip girl! ok it's steve
lemme try doze jewlz on bra
Says he plays Ad carry picks evelynn
complain about not being at 9gag&#180;s hot page never vote
GOES TO Mcdonalds with you eats all of your fries
Plays Mario Kart 7 Online Always picks Maka Wuhu
'Yeah ill take the blunt guts' leaves bag in car
'don't go to dinner with us
buys parents christmas present sony ereader
PLS GIVE ME THAT TORRENT I WILL SEED DELETE AFTER DOWNLOADING
Brings home christmas tree Leaves needles everywhere
Wants to  hang out asks if your sister is home
smokes with friend who freaks out leaves
TEXTS AND ASKS WHAT YOU'RE 'UP 2' TONIGHT... DOESN'T RESPOND BACK. SEE HIM AT PARTY YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING TO.
Prank Call 911 Use *69 instead of *67
Yo
Says no more english Keeps using it
says he has to go to the bathroom catch him raiding your fridge
It's only money init
5 bucks Kegs in the back No cups
Quotes Philosoraptor Steve's friends think he just made it up on his own
Nonchalantly mention you'll be on kong later make it sound really fun
Sees paladin using avenger's shield to pull caster charges mob as soon as it hits
Says he left you some food one chicken nugget left
hits scan on the printer walks away when it does nothing
Has a truck and a car that he can borrow indefinitely spends christmas money on another car
Asks for spare key didn't even opt in himself
DowngradeS EURO COUNTRIES SETS OUTLOOK TO NEGATIVE BECAUSE OF RISING INTEREST RATES
Steal your ps3 games Leave the cases
No job no gigs therefore need most expensive custom
Makes you wait 8 hours to re-up Ends up not having enough.
comments about gurren lagann In a final fantasy post
Wants to have dinner with you doesn't want to go where you suggest
eats candy doesn`t offer anny
corrects your to you're on your status Doesn't even use You're himself.
convinces you to go halves on some weed leaves the country without telling you and hides weed in house
makes bad rage comic for school gets mad at lurkers for mocking her
Builds fort in library with books other students need
HAs a Science project Lets someone else do the whole thing
Complains about Top 1% Owns Reddit Gold
Says KotOR's level up system is too hard Complains when WoW simplifies its talent system
W00T TRIES TO CATCH EK FAPPING EK CATCHES W00t FAPPING
borrows car bumper was like that
returns car empty gas station was out
'Can i smell that bro?' Eats all your weed
Says there will be girls on party sausage FEST
Catches you uploading 'beat it' makes you beat it in prison for 5 years.
Says hes going to send you a facebook message never sends
Helps the needy OnLy if given karma
Beats Team Ranked 7 spots lower rushes field
you tell him you want to become an adventurer puts an arrow in your knee
Invites you over to smoke out smokes up all yours
says your weed is weak wants to buy 5 kg
Invited to secret santa pretends to be jewish
asks QUESTIONS on @misc doesn't RTFM First
BRO
Selects pebbles in HoN Throws everyone into enemy tower
buys electric car complains about mileage
Sees moderator flames him
Pukes in your sink doesn't clean up
Creates logout button makes it randomly require two taps
Delivery comes in 'I have a bad back'
Upgrade in progress... try in a couple of minutes. press f5 right away
has newest first option constantly reloads to 'Best images'
gets firefox brags about getting firefox
Complains about first world problems in advice animals posts it to advice animals
Says he will get a College degree Never Did
shit talks laptop djs all of the music he listens to is written using computers/laptops
ALL DRUGS ARE EVIL AND KILL EXCEPT MY FAVOURITE ONE
welcomes new analyst disappears for 2 weeks
writes about 10 minutes in fb chat only 3 lines
GIVES LIFE LESSONS TO FRIENDS THROUGH TEXT MESSAGES SLACKS OFF AT WORK WHILE DOING IT
Says He's going to hang out with Shaunak and Sameer Doesn't Hang out with shaunak and sameer
Writes farewell for friend makes spelling mistake
type b into his google 'buy drug bags'
Claims he is a Tank 8 Shots
Playing fps together Makes up bullshit rules to ensure he's justified in losing
downloads torrents on your wifi doesn't use peerblock
drives a stick shift acts like he knows everything about cars
hates close range snipers gets three snipers kills in less than 60 seconds
talks about people being butthurt. is butthurt all the time.
complains about bugs Doesn't file bug report
DARES YOU TO THROW THE BALL AT HIM GETS OUT
Gets bowl in rotation Super long story time!
on the next jerry springer: meme Generator ruined my life!
gay 4 life lookin for a wife
DRAGS FRIENDS TO A BAR HAS A GLASS OF WATER AND BAILS HOME WITH gf
Gets kicked out of USNA Still shows up for The dining out
THE COOL KID IN INTERMEDIATE SCHOOL SELLS FOOTBALL JERSEYS FOR A LIVING
Complains about commercials hums stupid commercial soundbits
downvotes everything on reddit's front page just to have new stuff to see
Tells you to be redditor gets mad when u no stumble
gets annoy'd when 'told wat 2 do' acts like nothing ever happened on the following day
borrows your pen uses it until it's empty
posts a meme out of context
Hates THE USA Because Everyone else does
schreibt bei einer umfrage: Ich hasse es wenn andere mir nicht zur&#252;ckschreiben schreibt dir nicht zur&#252;ck
I removed the head light tint
One More life bro starts taxi missons
hugs you at parties saying we need to hang out more and wants to be best friends hollars at and makes out with your most recent ex behind your back
Sends Co-workers cool link Freezes their machines
Asks you to get in skype more to chat never on sype
HOSTS A 'FAIR AND BALANCED' POLL ON HIS WEBSITE Disqualifies the winner for winning
Camps entire match 'Get on my level bro'
Says he'll add international data doesn't and then takes the day off
debates you to death until you give up concedes and says his argument was dumb
Says something wrong denies minutes later
Pours himself a glass of water Doesn't refill the brita
gets behind your back on counter-strike kills you with а knife
Changes shift to better cover calls Is no longer taking calls
Gf wants to bang  go to bed
wakes you up with his alarm hits snooze and wakes you up every 20 mins for next hour
Has PARTY GOES TO BED
farts in public blames friend
hates breakdowns favorite band is emmure
SAY HI TO HIM NEVER SAYS HI BACK
Borrows ten bucks you never see him again
Necros Thread Makes own Thread bragging about it
in /r/starcraft half the front page is filled with amnesia posts
SCUmbag joel buy 1500 laptop and plays for 10 hours a week
MAKES A HELPFUL NAT THREAD TELLS YOU TO PLAY HEXIC INSTEAD
decides to join game of 'whisper down the lane': 'sam's sister is is swell' 'jimmy's mom is drunk as shit'
Says he has an MBA from UNLV doesn't know when to use 'you're'.
Please don't be offended 'I'm offended'
VisiTs    amesterdam DOESN'T BRING WEED FOR FRIENDS
Claims already taken girlfriend 'It's not my fault'
Creates Ability to Customize Library icons Forces user to edit Xml file
borrows hat in the party never returns back
Watches you during school band performance Yells Free Bird
Scary Brock is Here I need new pants
Invites you to Crush Gets Crush Canceled
Gives you a lecture that weed is bad gets completely wasted and smokes cigs like a chimney
picks deadwood buys hatchet and steals carries last hits
Says game is balanced supersoldier
Creates meme pictures that aren't funny Judges people who re-post things that actually make them laugh
Scumbag apt. neighbor leaves washer available
announces employee of the month names himself for the whole year
Suprises you with Black ops on wii Ignores down servers
Bookmarks 9gag... hot page
can't find the right door  puts your jacket in his car
SPENDS TIME LEARNING C++ AND ALGORITHMS BARELY KNOWS RUBY AND RAILS FOR DAY JOB
tells girls he's not a nerd has a tibia premium account
nice library i wrapped it in c++ and took the credit
Says he'll play amnesia doesn't ever launch the game
'your confirmation email will be sent in 10 mins' 24 hours past. did not receive email
HATES WHEN CUSTOMERS COMPLAIN COMPLAINS ENDLESSLY ABOUT CUSTOMERS
Scumbag Aspen Finally Converges
posts on facebook likes it
plays Me3 co-op and picks Turian
goes for food without wallet
hey bro you're out of migoreng
goes in the merging lane at the lights drives slow
doesn't say a word all night 'you tryna smoke?'
hey do you have $650?
Not feeling manly enough Troll people from different country
Hurt your knee Laughs at you
RELEASES oP CONTENT cOLLECTS CURRENCY
Drinks the same brand of beer as you because that's what you have in the fridge
comes into the sauna
calls in sick stating his mom is in the hospital Stays home to play a Two month old game he bought yesterday
250 dolla jacket still on welfare
Ask for availability times Sets meeting during unavailable time and doesn't answer email
downloads a mod doesn't play it
G-unit!!  In da house
HOOKS UP WITH GIRL LEAVES AT 4 AM TO COOK BREAKFAST
instalocks heimerdinger Calls mid
FINDS WALLET TAKES ALL THE MONEY INSIDE
Sells you a bag of 'headdies' Already been vaped
is unavailable the day we are supposed to eat pizza gets whole team to change date
low on cash charge on credit card
Hacks with visocar makes his name vizocar
Offers Free Dank Gives flight instead
'Try this free dank' Gave me free Flight..
COMPLAINS ABOUT WEEKEND TRIPS WON'T EVEN HANG OUT FOR BNO FOR A FEW HOURS
Enters a 500 dollar car race complains about all the 500 dollar cars
Releases awesome New warfront loljk only once a mOnth
makes you work overtime never pays for it
Gives you two dollars to by him a drink knows it costs three
Is the icon for mayoral race quits after half of election period
MA! I wanna see the lightning show
I got called the N-Word once Lil wayne called me one at a concert
Cures all arrhythmias Has a million side-effects
asks forever alone out on a date stands him up
ACT LIKE NEGROID fail at life
Puts on Laundry
SCUMBAG TRUESTORY-DUDE SAYS HE'LL BRING YOU WEED WHEN HE GETS BACK FROM SMOKING. SMOKES IT ALL
asks siri to locate drunk chicks
Your star player out for year picks up backup a minute after it happens
uses a massage chair claims sexual interaction with a total babe
Scumbag Phil Promises to return kit.......... just a complete wanker
Wanna go halfs on a d? Can i borrow a tenner?
sleeps whole journey wakes up to tell you to stop for toilet break
Says He's NOT HOOKING UP ANYMORE STILL USES GRINDR
Goes to Italian restaurant with friends Chips in with plastic bag of silver coins
Doesn't allow image posts with relevant text instead of self posts still just circlejerks
HEY BRO WANT A TURN OF MY SISTER NOW?
oh i know u mad cuz im stylin on u
asks you to blaze doesn't have weed
talks shit about hardscoping in mw2 in final killcam hardscoping
Waits for Iphone 5 to come out Gets Iphone 4 for 50 dollars
claims reddit is too hostile in an ama answers job creation question with 'paying your mom for sex'
Complains that
scumbag sona heal up
goes on gta DOESN'T stop at red lights
i like some rock red hot chilii peppers
wana hang? grab something to eat? needs a ride and 8 dollars
neighbors put music level on 2 go and complain!!
needs a sack steals from parents
gets told to wait his turn gets in the front of the line
comes to your house and plays his bad music all night go to his houes...and still plays his bad music
PREMATURE EJACULATES SOAKS PILLOW WITH TEARS
Won lottory ? He is getting shit
Give someone a compliment Do it with a penguin picture
on a saturday: Hey jim
Keeps plectrum in wallet can play 1 chord
Has facebook and twitter synced posts from both
Asks farHAN FOR MONEY nEVER PAYS HIM BACK
Cool Hat $65.  fUR COAT $225.  cADILLAC WILLIAMS $47. hoarding rb's...priceless.
i go hard in ms paint!!
borrows your pipe scrapes it
schedules after hours work works from home
CALLS CIGARETTES 'BOAGS'
writes exam doesn't include a single ekg
you leave the room he steals a nug
KILL A HIPSTER NOW WHOS UNDERGROUND
'THE GLEE VERSION OF THAT SONG IS SO MUCH BETTER' THE DEAD VERSION OF YOU IS SO MUCH BETTER
cop pulls you over let him off with a warning
Necrophilia? she was alive when i started
violence isn't the answer violence is the question the answer is yes
she starts screaming sing along
Parents catch you masturbating look them in the eyes and finish like a beast
KILL A hipster BY DROWNING HIM IN THE MAINSTREAM
GRANPA HAS FALLEN AND HE CAN'T GET UP FINISH HIM!!
UpVote this OR I WILL MOLEST and DROWN a Bag full of kittens
rob a bank burn the money
she can't leave you if she cant find her legs.
the snack that smiles back children
twinkle twinkle little star i'll run you over with my car
ROSES ARE RED
The Enemy of my enemy is my double enemy
douchebag kept saying yolo so i killed him to prove his point
FIND MC HAMMER TOUCH HIM
she takes your pencil without asking take her virginity without asking
elevator taking too long jump
Insanity wolf meme in your head you read it screaminig
i take the 'the' out of psychotherapist
Roses are red Violets are red I Killed the gardener
vote me up and you may survive the night.
Mary had a little lamb... HAD!
SHE TOLD ME TO GET A LIFE SO I TOOK HER'S
You snooze
force pinocchio to say 'My nose will grow.' Laugh as reality explodes
Friends are like houses Gasoline makes them burn faster
push a hipster down the stairs now look who's tumbling
GO TO TWILIGHT PREMIERE dressed as blade
go to hell TAKE IT OVER
LIFE SUCKS BALLS MY BALLS
Buried parents now who's grounded?
you know what I call girls who run faster than me? virgins
Computer beat You at Chess? beat it at kickboxing
she wants rough sex sand paper condom
I like my women the way I like my legos in pieces in a box under my bed
Adopt an orphan commit suicide
hanging out with people and start telling a story
punch an orphan Who will they tell? their parents?!
i'm a barbie girl in a barbie world. wrapped in plastic
water fight boil the water
Population surplus? challenge accepted
She's not into you? GET into her
I put the fun in funeral
Became an altar boy to molest priests
send funeral flowers to the wrong family make it the right family
drive-thru restaurant?  dRIVE THROUGH RESTAURANT!
FAIL AT ART SCHOOL KILL MILLIONS OF PEOPLE
The Pen is mightier than the sword if you stab them enough times
What is the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? the wheelchair
Zombie bite you bite zombie back!
she borrows your pencil without asking borrow her virginity without asking
Goes on iron chef cooks meth
Bored of call of duty zombies gives away bath salts at homeless shelter
There are two kinds of people: People who get raped And me
friends are like trees they will fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe
sHE GIVES YOU THE COLD sHOULDER yOU GIVE HER A BLUNT OBJECT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD
Kills hipster and dumps body in river Who's mainstream now?
GO TO 4CHAN HAVE A CONSTRUCTIVE AND THOUGHTFUL CONVERSATION
someone says 'Get a life' kill him and say 'You too'
PLay russian roulette Fully loaded
my roommate thinks hes a virgin lol
A girl once told me
Feed the poor with the homeless
Biting is like Kissing Only there is a winner
Genie said no wishing for more wishes
finds a bear trap tea bags it
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea osama bin laden
divide by zero
she starts talking you point to the kitchen
grandpa has fallen and can't get up finish him
INVITE 9/11 SURVIVORS OVER FOR DINNER PLAY DOUBLE JENGA
order pizza eat delivery girl
Give a man fire; he's warm for one night set a man on fire; he's warm for the rest of his life.
work as maintenance in office building change elevator music to nyan cat
WIFE SAYS NO FIST SAYS YES
push a hipster down the stairs now look who's tumbling
GET PULLED OVER BY A COP LET HIM OFF WITH A WARNING
Squish mosquito
Attack is the best defense So I raped the rapist
Kill pregnant woman Shout double kill
Donate blood from someone else
I heard you wanted to be likeharry potter So I kiLled your parents and locked you under ther stairs
Kidnap? i prefer the term 'surprise adoption'
create world peace step one: kill everybody
Necrophilia? She was alive when I began
CAN'T SPELL FUNERAL WITHOUT FUN
SIMPLY walk into mordor
steal candy from a baby eat the baby
Someone came to my door talking about jesus I let them meet him
Plays russian roullete with an automatic
Grab somebody sexy tell 'em get in the van
FRIENDS ARE LIKE TREES they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe
parents catch you fapping stare and finish like a boss
Zombie apocalypse? bite zombies and turn them human
Brings knife to a gun fight wins
get a sex change get another sex change
Help elderly cross the street. on a red light
UPVOTE THIS OR I WILL SLIT YOUR THROAT
girl offers her virginity refuse and take it by force
MEET THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE AT YOUR MOTHER'S FUNERAL BUT FORGET TO GET A PHONE NUMBER kill your sister
roses are red violets are blue does this bar napkin smell like chloroform to you?
she deletes my post i delete her life
KID WANTS A WATERFIGHT PUT THE KETTLE ON
SHE NEEDS TIME FOR HERSELF? PUT HER IN A COMA
Joggers Looks Like I'm Having Fast FooD!
Jump off cliff Jump back on
i saw you take that shit put it back
how about you slip into something more comfortable
take an arrow in the knee become an adventurer
locks eyes with crush impregnates her instantly
roommate forgets to clean up his mess? forget to clean up his blood
cure the headache With death metal
garbage truck wakes you up in the mornings? plant claymore
push a hipster down the stairs now look who's tumbling
kill a hipster now who's underground?
preferred Carpet Material? Legos
Eats a Bowl of nails for breakfast without milk
HELP GRANDMA ACROSS BUSY STREET only half way
she laughed at me for playing pokemon i laughed at her for being an orphan
Spit or swallow? drown!
A B C D E F G I will kill your family
SAID HER HEART WOULD NEVER BE MINE PROVED HER WRONG. WITH A CHAINSAW.
Delivery room spawn camp
see same meme twice on same page orphan killing spree
Rudolf the red nose reindeer
Survives zombie apocalypse Eats people anyways
pushes like button on pornsites
BABIES the snack that smiles back
she laughed at your depressed status?! you laughed at her corpse!
Human Centipede? I call middle
Hey I just Met you and this is crazy but Change the station
Find Cigar Cutter masturbate
says she's 'really tight' double fist her
cop pulls you over and says 'Papers.' says 'scissors
An Armed man broke into my house. A man with no arms tried to break out
use thermal imaging to find invisible children food for years
Accidentally cut finger new menu
what are pedestrians? speed bumps
WaKin' up in the moring feeling like Oj simPson Got my glasses
camping trip at chernobyl
Get caught masterbating finish on their face
Shave pubes Use chainsaw
YOU KNOW what i call girls that can run faster than me? virgins!
U can't have manslaughter Without Laughter
roses are red
Collegue eats your lunch Eat their stomach
NO LUBE? Bite the pillow!
NECROPHILE?  SHE WAS STILL ALIVE WHEN I STARTED
doesn't have a shirt for a concert? carve the name of the band on your chest
makes a failed meme punches nearest baby
SHOOTING AT HIS CINEMA STAYS TO WATCH THE MOVIE
Kid wants to be like harry potter kill his parents and lock him under the stairs
find bear trap tea bag it
Sexy Local Singles Don't DiSTRACT mY FAPping
we've all heard the song
Trick or Treat Get in the van
works at suicide hotline for laughs!
PARENTS CATCH YOU MASTURBATING LOOK THEM IN THE EYES AND FINISH LIKE A MAN
Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus
Dress your kids up as clowns. shoot them.
Simon says play in traffic
New pet owner bad luck brian
Someone came to my door talking about jesus i introduced them.
Pass Ethics class cheated
Play Russian roulette with a beretta
don't feel bad your husband cried when i raped him too
Sopa stealing our internet? let's steal their life
pREGNANT ? dOUBLE KILL!!
I don't always donate blood but when i do it's not mine
IF THE TRUTH HURTS KILL EVERYONE WHO KNOWS THE TRUTH
push a hipster down the stairs now look who's tumbling
chuck norris? Challenge Accepted
Killed a hipster Drowned him in the mainstream
Friend Cracked Arrow to the Knee Joke I put a bullet to his head
No lube Use blood
two girls one cup best cooking show ever
period starts wear white skirt
Life sucks so i took another
Can't flick booger off finger dismember arm
She says she doesn't want to see you anymore Gouge out her eyes
turns on caps lock hold down shift to type lowercase
Go out for the night with smart phone battery on 50%
grandma bakes you cookies eat the oven
Friends are like trees they fall after you hit them multiple times with an axe.
punch an orphan in the face who are they gonna tell? they're parents?
GOOGLE KITTEN VIDEOS MASTURBATE FURIOUSLY
i like my girls the way i like my oranges without the skin
if violence is not the answer then you're not asking the right question
Eat A Baby... Gain Youth!
Careening towards your death? TURN UP THE MUSIC.
Bury a Hipster Alive Underground enough for you yet?
Pessimist: Life sucks optimist : life gives you blow job
'Why are you so angry?' Why are you so dead?
Prostate exam? shove fist up doctors ass
Cut my wife into pieces This is my last devorce
travels back in time to 1930's germany tries to outdo hitler
Mary had a little lamb HAD
he said 'get a life' i took his
is given the lethal injection 'give me another fix!'
you call it a social network i call it a menu
Chain a Hipster underwater in a river now you're ironically mainstream
opens facebook Enables timeline
Finish skyrim all of it
push a hipster down the stairs now look who's tumbling
Zombie bites you? bite it back
little girl stares at your shoes kick her in the face
blackout drunk wake up in the pentagon
drop soap in prison shower on purpose
The death star Is my left TesticlE
stalk orphans repeatedly kill their new parents
I NAILED TWO CHICKS TO A TREE
Wife tells to look at things from her SIGHT
buy poisonous snake use as condom
i'll end up behind bars? you'll end up behind a dumpster
Go clubbing WiTh a bat
Girls should be like whiskey 12 years old and locked in the basement
MAKE war  not love
I herd you liked dying
Friends are like potatoes they die when you eat them
become life of the party kill everyone else
quickest way to a man's heart through his sternum
i just met you and this is crazy but here's my number i ate your baby
no more coffee filters snorts the grounds
START A RELIGION DEBATE ON CHRISTMAS EVE
forces hookers to play russian roulette gun is fully loaded
what people don't know won't hurt them make sure they know everything
I TAKE THE 'THE'  OUT OF PSYCHOTHERAPIST
Finish Fapping pee immediately after
the pen is mightier than the sword if you stab them in the throat
Sit down to wee stand up to poo
you are what you eat i am a human
she doesnt anwer your calls bulldoze her house
TOILET BLOCked? SHIT SOME MORE!
Friends deny event invitation? Deny them oxygen!
adopt an orphan  kill yourself
GET cancer Free Haircut
If life gives you lemons kill everyone
Enjoy long walks Into mordor
DIe
HAIR GETS IN YOUR EYES SET IT ON FIRE
push a hipster down the stairs now look who's tumbling
I put the laughter in slaughter
RUN INTO EX PUT IT IN REVERSE AND HIT THEM AGAIN
invite 9/11 survivors over plays jenga
hits memegenerator so hard it reverts to the old format
Someone complains about your park in rollercoaster tycoon drown them in the lake
I dont always jaywalk but when i do its on a six lane highway
Break Into Prison Free the Guards
I like my whiskey the way i like my women 12 years old and mixed up with coke
they deny my friend request i deny their mercy request
Someone hacks your PS3 account you hack their bodies
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS SQueeze the juices into the WOUNDS OF YOUR VICTIMS
'this site is unknown
Die first then commit suicide
he told me to get a life so i took his
Kony kidnaps children? i kidnap kony
Teach the kids to not eat candy Put wasabi on it
Don't wait for the cops kill burglar and eat the remains
logical statement unrelated irrational reaction
gets cottonmouth drinks bong water
stare at girls in locker room
see a bear in the woods make it shit
i put the laughter in genocide
BOTH ARMS BLOWN OFF IN AFGHANISTAN beat chuck norris at rock paper scissors
kill a science teacher study anatomy
Learn new pickup lines Drug them anyways
you can't have manslaughter without laughter!
play 20 questions ask 25
I WILL NOT TAKE A BULLET FOR ANYONE BECAUSE IF I HAVE TIME TO JUMP IN FRONT OF A BULLET YOU HAVE TIME TO MOVE OUT OF THE WAY
Run for president catch him.
You're alive because I have self control
Three little piggies went to the market... none came back
WANNA LOSE 10 POUNDS? decapitate yourself
Hear someone talk shit about mel gibson  take their life but not their freedom
burglar breaks in my house dinner has arrived
crystal meth is too weak use charlie sheen
Worst part about pedophelia Getting blood off clown suit when finished
zombies bite them; turn them INTO INSANITY WOLVES
Cleaning my toaster in the bathtub
She broke my heart I broke her skull
Invisible children? Challenge accepted
Walked in on a burglery walked out on murder
Bastard teacher assigns 5 page essay write it on his face
cut my wife into pieces this is my last divorce
drink 5 cups of nescafe sleep like a baby
I just climbled into his window at night and self defensed him to death with a bat
Pull grenade pin.. throw pin
bECOMES SURROGATE MOTHER HAS AN ABORTION
small children shoot you in lasertag you shoot them for real
How to make world peace kill everyone
SHE WANTED A BREAK NOW SHE'S PARAPLEGIC
she called me childish for liking zelda i called her childish for crying about her dead parents
parents walk in while fapping stare them in the eyes and finish
FAIL TO GRADUATE SuCCEED TO BLOW SCHOOL UP
fail driving test pass drive-by test
kill a hipster now who's underground?
45
LEND GIRL COMPUTER WITHOUT CLEARING HISTORY
Sore throat? Gargle vodka
turn a match on in a dynamite storage!!!!!
'Now you're just somebody that i used to know' Thats how murder works
world population is seven billion take one down
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR I'LL RUN YOU OVER WITH MY CAR
save planet kill people
found a Cheese grater? fleshlighT
20-car crash ahead cruise at 100
russian roulette with a bazooka
Don't take candy    from babies Babies taste  better
wife cheating on me i stabbed her with our baby
I Need A Snack  EATS A Midget
Three way Because she was pregnant
SOLICITS MINOR ONLINE RAPES CHRIS HANSEN ON NATIONAL TV
they denyed my friend request deny them oxygen
Room mate thinks he's a virgin nope
i need your opinion on something does this smell like chloroform?!
someone changes the radio station while you're driving change their organ systems.
she deletes you on facebook delete her in life
MERRY-GO-ROUND MORE LIKE ROTATING BUFFET
watch a serbian film fap to it
bury the hatchet in their head
wife wasn't in the kitchen gonna be in a coffin
this is a non-smoking facility
SOPA WILL CENsOR THE INTERNET? LETS CENsor their lives
runs over pedestrian 10 points
blood in your poo? eat less glass!
Friends are just like trees they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe
jesus turns water into wine i turn you into a corpse
AFTER 4 COME 5 NOT 4S
'baby on board' sign target acquired!
If at first you don't suceed rip someone's head off and drink their blood
Even the largest killing spree starts with a single victim
goes to virgin islands rapes them
a friend's dog died barbecue
I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast That's right I eat pieces of shit
Poke Me on Facebook? Poke Them With Knife!
Cut off the hands  of the deaf
She blocks your car in? Block her airways
I EAT nails for breakfast and without any milk
OUT OF Golf balls? USE KITTENS
roses are red
alone with time to kill? time to kill!
feed the homeless to the homeless
Walk in on parents having sex Threesome
kill a hipster now who's underground?
You can't drink all day  unless you start in the morning
An armed man broke into my house an armless man tryed to break out of my house
TURN ON CAPS LOCK HOLD DOWN SHIFT TO TYPE LOWERCASE
Dont have lube this hotsauce looks slippery
Pants fall down in public? TAke off UNderwear and Start jerking off
root canal surgery no anaesthetic
Eat her out With a knife and forK
It's Friday the 13th ruin everyone else's day
she broke my heart  I broke her neck
Ticket Me for parking 5 minutes in D space i park on your grave
Build TreadMill  Use Legos for tread
feed homeless to starving fix worldwide problem
can't wake up in the morning? try never sleeping
Go to the ghetto make eye contact with everyone
December 21  2012 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
your parents caught you watchin 'My little pony friendship is magic' Finish it like a man
See a old lady getting mugged by a cripple walk away lauging and buy some ice cream
See a lady getting ROBBED KILLS THE ROBBER AND THE LADY
CRY WHEN GF BREAKS UP WITH YOU! SHE CRIES WHEN SHE'S BEING LIT ON FIRE!
The lady at mcdonalds gets your order wrong kill her family
old enough to count old enough to mount
kill hipster
stare down a mirror win
Group of freshmen block the stairs I block their airways
Intentionally dropped the soap Just to test the theory
Went to jail raped the warden
Listens to cannibal corpse  for dating tips
likes women like my coffee ground up and in the freezer
she replys with one word? reply with seven stab wounds.
ADOPT A CHILd GIVE IT TO KONY
you call it aids i call it weaponized semen
Want heat vision? Set eyes on fire!
GO TO BUFFET EAT THE PEOPLE
Hot friend dies Fap at funeral
She says she's too young Thrust harder
Stub Toe stab a puppy
i like my women like i like my coffee ground up and stored in the freezer
spider in room burn down town!
Find M. Night Shyamalan Help him make last air bender 2
fake compliment real gun
Violence isn't the answer... It's the question. The answer is 'HELL YEAH!'
Interstate Traffic? Monster Truck Rally
Want to burn calories? set a fat kid on fire
she doesnt like to swallow too bad
friendzone you say? rapezone i say
it tastes like Shit? that's because there's shit in it!
Girlfirend on her period? Don't need lube
Girlfriend Cheating? Dump her ASS IN A RIVER
doctor says lose some weight amputate left leg
PUT THE ONE RING ON ENTER MORDOR WALKING WITH An eye drop bottle in your hand
Casey anthony didn't murder her child I did.
brother tells you to stop the noise tear off his ears
How can she yell for help If you're F$#&@%& her throat
KEEP DEATH OFF THE ROADs DRIVE ON THE PAVEMENTS
i saw that girl later that day at the bottom of a lake
see 'precious' laugh through every scene!!
Find roadkill. kill it again.
parents walk in while fapping look them in the eye and finish
gets chinese take-out takes out the chinese
gives candy to children on halloween bath salts
What would whitney houston be doing right now is she were alive? clawing at the lid of her coffin
mary had a little lamb had
divide by zero
i have no friends only enemies that i hate less
Gain a Deathnote Run Out of Pages
Wake up at midnight play dubstep at max volume
correct my spelling? I'll correct your face!
the snack that smiles back
Kidnapping? i call it surprise adoption
build a house for a homeless guy burn it down so you can make him homeless again
read insanity wolf memes do them in real life
I used to want you dead NOTHING HAS CHANGED
I don't always use the wrong meme
FRIENDZONE? RAPEZONE!
i've got 99 problems and they're all in your basement
Violence is never the answer. its the question. The answer is yes!
LOVES KIDS FOR BREAKFAST
I take the &#171;the&#187; out of psychotherapist
TUMOR? POP IT LIKE ZIT!
Can't tell if fat or Pregnant  Cut her open find out
Murder a Priest Confess to his corpse
SEE  BRAT MAKE BRATWURST
go to occupy protest ask to get pepper sprayed
Wanna get in shape? Chop your body into squares
Play russian roulette With an m9
HORROR MOVIE SCARES YOU HALF TO DEATH WATCH IT TWICE
Ate a whole jar of nutella while watching 2 girls 1 cup
She didn't accept my friend request i didn't accept her pleas for mercy
LEarNs eveRybody dIes one day Speeds up the process
kill pregnant woman double kill
Why'd the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken
waitress pours coffee on your lap pour acid onto her face
sometimes i get mixed up with mating  and mutilating
steal donations from a cancer foundation no cure yet any way.
someone won't Respond? Start Sending death Threats
Put hand in liquid nitrogen time for a stranger
Eat notes shiT eXam
Made a deal with the devil to spare his life!
Order domino's eat delivery guy
Out of food and money? EAT ROOMMATEs
DIDN'T SUCCEED AT FIRST SET EVERYTHING ON FIRE
Your fists Never run out of ammo
Has a staring contest with medusa
Shit in Their Herb Garden Bill Them For Fertilizer
Run out of contacts Tear out neighbor's eyes
ate an atheist still feel empty inside
Bullies take your money make money off off their body parts
Go to homeless shelter Count money and eat juicy hamburger
look mommy a homeless man lets sell his organs!
INSTRUCTIONS SAY: 'MICROWAVE FOR TWO MINUTES.' MICROWAVE FOR THREE
get bitten by zombie bite it back
kills your cat nine times
didn't kill anyone in high school? we're not through yet
Watches 2 girls 1 cup while eating chocolate pudding
broke leg walk it off
Finds Snake in the woods Free Condom!
I PUT THE LAUGHTER BACK IN SLAUGHTER
You are what you eat Eat children remain eternally youthful
you have first world problems? I'll give you a third world murder
rapes you sends you the bill
gets stood up makes sure she never stands up again
Dont feel like going in to work causes a death in the family
TAKE AP PSYCHOLOGY LEARN TO HIDE SOCIOPATHIC TENDENCIES  FROM OTHERS
GF WONT GIVE HEAD? TAKE HERS
I Like my children like me carrots chopped up and boiled
Hipster Wolf!! Raped her body before it was cool!!
dead baby jokes are funny until yours dies then they're hilarious
GET CIRCUMCISED TWICE
man returns your wallet knife him and steal his
Enemy spy plane inbound? good i want them to watch me
french kiss a light socket
'You look really good in that skin' 'LET ME TRY IT ON'
Go to shooting range shoot back
she has a headache? time to distract her with an assache
Help an old lady across the street piece by piece
cALL 911 MAKE THREATS
slip n slide no water
If it has a hole it is fuackable  if it does not MAKE ONE
It's only fun if they run
Teaspoon? Tablespoon.
he told me to pick up the soap i shoved it up his ass
Watched dobby die shed no tears
have current events project? end all current events
pedestrian asks you for directions  guide them to hell
Get Raise  shit on manager's desk
Girl does not smile back at you Eat her face
Chuck norris kicked me and im still alive
Vegetarian? ill take 4 of those to go
kill a hooker still get laid
why stop at killing? dance on the body
TaKes an arrow to the knee Now I have a weapon
Kill a BEAver Save a Tree
You can have your cold dead hands back when you pry them from my teeth
PIZZA BURNING HOT? EAT THAT SHIT
Baby won't stop crying? More meat for me!
bring food to africa surround with landmines
eat a pack of carrots evey day for five years gain night vision
gives road head is the driver
gf:how fat am i on a scale of 1-10? get a bigger scale
TEAR HER IN HALF HAVE THREESOME
I'll become a vegeterian When bacon grows on trees!
GET A KIDNEY STONE FAP IT OUT
Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my number. I ate your baby
Blizzard? Road trip!
bullies take your lunch make them your lunch instead
Hurricane got ya down? start looting!
Get a Mac INSTALL WINDOWS
Friend leaves facebook logged in get them timeline
Buy High-Powered Assault Rifle Use as Blunt Instrument
girl's got her period? ketchup!!
USE PEPPERSPRAY ON CHILDREN AS A flavor enhancer
your friend has a hot mom  your friend now calls you dad
Eat fear shit rage
Mom walks in on you blowing boyfriend Look her in the eyes as he cums on your face
PUT TOOTHPICK UNDER BIG TOENAIL KICK WALL!
Cums before porno ends finishes watching
SHE DIDN'T COOK BREAKFAST SO I FRIED HER EGGS
You're very hot especially when I add more gasoline
girl steals your lighter after lighting her cigarette you steal her clothes after raping her
DO THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER EXPECT DIFFERENT RESULTS
return my calls and i'll return your kidneys
See a guy riding a bike swerve to hit him
hey honey i raped the kids
she can't say no if she doesn't have a mouth
teacher fails you in school ammunition is cheap
Nothing tears a family apart like a pack of wild dogs
HE TOLD ARROW TO THE KNEE JOKES I TELL CHEWED OFF HIS FACE JOKES
get cancer give it aids
PUTS A PUZZLE TOGETHER FINISHES WITH THE BORDER
Insanity Wolf meme gets thumbs down Target acquired
roses are red violence is great!!!
Use the digits of Pi as a password all of them!
Mom calls by full name answers using her full maiden name
found jesus killed him again
you asked for roses i sent them to your grave
Cold? Set yourself on fire!
Burn some caloris incinerate a fat kid
She told me to stop running with scissors I ran into her with scissors and told her blood to stop running
Mommy went to sleep FOREVER.
New loaf of bread Eat end piece first
restroom closed use nearest person
baby makes noise in the middle of the night? make bullets in the middle of its head.
Won pokemon match? grab their gameboy and throw that shit on the ground.  you keep what you kill
octuplets??? Killtastrophe!
what do you call a kid who won't shut the f**k up? an orphan!
you ate the last cookie i ate your firstborn child
i look overweight because i just had a baby it was delicious
Door was locked So I opened the wall
You are beautiful inside? Let me fetch a knife and take a look then
'baby on board' sign target aquired
the snack that smiles back children
yolo? i'm gonna prove you right
just ran out of toilet paper sandpaper will do!
Valentines day? put it in her butt
Go to the doctors office take their blood
simon says die!
WHAT IF I WAS THE LAST MAN ON EARTH CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
wash down food with listerine
tepee my house
need to  Burn some calories Burn a fat kid
PARENT ASKS WHAT 'FAPPING' MEANS DEMONSTRATE
how do you kill a hipster? drown him in the mainstream
When life gives you lemons Kill
You stab me in the back?!?!? i stab you in the front!!
eat volcano Absorb  its power
Strangers in van     offer candy EAT van
CHAINSAW WORLD'S BEST VIBRATOR
Play mortal combat First move is a fatality
Wipe my ass  With Sandpaper
TAKE A SHIT WIPE WITH BLOWTORCH
buy her a kitten drown it
your classmates bullying you?? bully their parents!!
Kill a hipster Sell organs on the black market
take an arrow to the knee shot by myself
GOT FRIENDZONED? WELCOME SOMEONE TO THE RAPEZONE
push a hipster down the stairs now look who's tumbling
I don't always donate blood
'We are never ever ever getting back together' Right after I snap it
gets caught fapping by sister stands up
You start crying i'll sing along
roses are red violets are blue im gonna f***k you with a rake
uses a lighter to check for    petrol leak
Playing life  on hard mode
ACCIDENTALLY CUTS HAND   FINISHES CUTTING HAND OFF
i kicked a squirrel and i liked it
hit on girls at the std clinic 'cause you know they're already up for it
The snack that smiles back CHILDREN!
friendzone? killzone
Her last breath felt so good on my d**k
What are oven mitts?
HOW MANY DEAD BABIES CAN FIT INTO A BATH TUB? 17
finish work rip out usb
She puts you in the friend zone put her in the basement
Crave steak light cow on fire
Punch Girl in ovaries Scrambled eggs
FBI TAKES DOWN megaupload take down fbi
Watch 'A Serbian Film' Masturbate furiously
baby powder? oh
I like my waffles like my smurfs blue
meme gets down voted kills everyone at grocery store
I dumped my girlfriend into a wood chipper
Santa Claus satan claws
The snack that smiles  back children
Hunt sopa creators print internet on their scalps with their blood!
Break a leg their leg
Plays skyrim only does main quest
see hot girl imagine her decapitated
Slow service? Eat the waitress
that which does not kill me i shall hunt down
Find wounded person Pour salt into wounds
Eat nails for breakfast without milk
I heard you wanted to be like Harry Potter So I killed your parents and locked you under the stairs
MAKE FANTASY FOOTBALL TEAM. nO WHITE PLAYERS
have sex with a hot girl kill her family
Your throat MY Lunch
SHE STOLE MY NESQUIK SO I STOLE HER VIRGINITY
the wheels on the bus go off the cliff
CANT SPELL SLAUGHTER WITHOUT LAUGHTER
feels like it might be a shart blast it out full power
Turns lamp off by un-screwing light bulb
teacher took my phone i took his soul
MAKE CLOSED MINDED PEOPLE OPEN MINDED BY CUTTING THEIR HEADS OPEN WITH A CHAINSAW
HElps old lady cross the road piece by piece
SEE THAT KID CRYING ON THE PLAYGROUND? BEAT HIM WITH A PIPE WRENCH
kids are great with duck sauce
Someone copies you decapitate their mother
ate a bowl of nails for breakfasT WITHOUT ANY MILK
receive road head while driving a school bus
see horrible accident laugh loudly
Go to funeral of grandpa with the same name as yours sit next to little cousin with also same name and whisper in his ear 'there can be only one'
semi automatic pistol russian roulette!
'you don't want to mess with us' Yes
Don't have any enemies? kill your friends!
They make you an offer you cannot refuse refuse it anyway
Live long and prosper For the next half second
TAke candy from baby Eat baby!
Eat incredibly spicy pizza Shit fire
IT'S 2:00 AND YOU'RE tired start a new level anyway
'Have you checked the children?' i killed them
START AS ADVICE DOG TAKE PCP
she says she likes Bieber knit the skins of her family into snuggie
PRETEND TO BE A WASP RUN AROUND STABBING SMALL CHILDREN
See drowning man smile and wave
'THE glee version of the song is better! THE dead version of you is better
save the whales harpoon the whalers
the snack that smiles back children
i like my women like my steak tender and bloody
Meets Rediculously Photogenic Guy For the First time Rapes him
She broke up with me I Broke her spine
if violence doesnt solve all you problems you arent using enough of it
when in doubt rip it out
IF looks could kill i'd be a mass murderer
CROSS THE LINE YOUR ASS IS MINE
Pencil breaks Kills everyone in classroom
Someone cuts you in lunch line cut their legs off and eat them instead
She slipped a viagra into my drink i slipped a knife into her temple
Child called me gay orphan*
Walk in on parents having sex join in
Sir
Date reaches over and grabs your fries reach over and grab her heart
SITS ON TOILET BACKWARDS
MUSLIMS INCINERATE YOUR NEWSPAPER 'gAY MOHAMMED' nEXT eDITION cOVER
Put tooth pick under big toe nail kick the wall
buy mosquito nets for africans stop millions of mosquitos dying of aids
your friend falls down stomp on his head
shoot plane with bear eat survivors
puts the fun back in funeral
push a hipster down the stairs now look who's tumbling
Forever Alone because i ate all  my girlfriends
beyonce is pregnant i love slow cooked food
SEE WANTED MAN GIVE DIRECTIONS
girl likes status stalk her
Use puBlic restroom Shit on floor
Loose to a kid on xbox live Track them down and strangle them
survive heart attack celebrate at mcdonalds
Having Math Exam Brings no Calculator
you call it a pitch black alleyway i call it mood lighting
NUKE AFRICA end world hunger
rapes a cat and kills it not in that order
goes to drive-thru window drives thru window
Goes to party talks about politics and relgion
police car pulls up along side continue masturbating
does this rag smell of chloroform to you?
Finishes beating meat puts away hammer
call dmx. tell him where the hoods at.
Red rover red rover send your soul right over
Eat black charcoal shit diamonds
roses are red
Always gives 100%
4th of july don't need a silencer
Cat Got Your Tongue? Kill The F***Ing Cat!
all your friends are laughing behind your back kill them
Abortion Clinic? ALL YOU CAN EAT BUFFET!
I castrated a hipster with the gears from his bicycle who's fixed now?
Baby crawling in Circles? Nail its other hand down
LEARNS HYDROCANON AT LEVEL 1
ready your breakfast and eat hearty for tonight we dine in the abortion clinic!!!
Bleed every month bite necks to get it back
go to best buy on black friday trampled corpses half off
Kills entire family post pics to fb
Mom walks in on you masterbating finish on her face
HELP OLD LADY CROSS STREET THROW HER UNDER A BUS
someone takes fry without permission barbecue someone's heart without permission
Quote Insanity Wolf While walking alone in public
kid looks at me wrong burn his eyes with a hot spoon
MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE GOT YOUR ORDER WRONG? MAKE THEM CHOKE ON IT.
Hate gives you a target Discontent gives you mOtivation
get Rich kill Tryin'
I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE MY COFFEE ground up in a bag in the freezer
Hey christy whats your name? i dont care. youre christy tonight.
Plays as medic Gets more kills than entire team
in the delivery room spawn camping
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB HAD
push a hipster down the stairs now look who's tumbling
zombie apocalypse nice day for a stroll
THEY CALLED TECH SUPPORT I PUT THEM ON LIFE SUPPORT
body hurts because of cramps hurt it back
sarah palin has a down syndrome baby? easy meal!
I'm too old for harry potter? You're too old for life.
I saw
IF violence isn't solving all of your problems you're not using enough of it
take down megaupload get ass kicked by Anonymous
i ate 10 minutes ago but im going in the pool
How do you paint a wall with babies? Wood Chipper
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND I SOLVED THEM WITH A GUN
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if he had no arms?
your bestfriend kissed your girlfriend rip out his jugular vein
cat got your tongue? Swallow Cat
human rights minor   inconvencience
She interrupted me I interrupted her heart
Get in the wrong car Hotwire it
Waitress doesnt give you exact change kill her family
Donate to Charity STeal It Back!
Early Bird Gets Worm I get Bird
legend of zelda? legend of link!
Arrow to the knee? Run Marathon
no lube colonoscopy I want to feel it!
Get FIred SHit On Bathroom floor
i was walked in having sex so i looked them in the eye and finished!
watch 2 girls 1 cup find nothing wrong
become immortal... then die
die trying or just die
you keep  what you kill
Wifi locked break in and demand for password
dream of drowning ex? wet dream!!
he called me a good friend i gave him a great funeral
Say hi to a stranger.  No response? Introduce him to his intestines.
anything that doesnt pee on you pee on it
she tried to kill herself i finished the job
why is siX afraid of seven? becAUSE SEVEN IS A NOTORIOUS RAPIST
SHE SAID 'HI' she got raped
Life is like a box of chocolates because I eat everyone in my life
i like my women like my coffee ground up and in the freezer
she called me crazy i called her an ambulance
grandpa fell and can't get up finish him!
get paper cut apply lemon juice
Customer is always right except when they're wrong
see ridiculously photogenic guy Throw acid in his face
NEXT TIME SOMEONE TELLS YOU TO GET A LIFE TAKE THEIRS
You call it a crime scene I call it fap material
when all else fails molotov cocktails
69ing with my girlfriend give her a tombstone
Listen to 'friday' on repeat Become mentally invincible
Parents tell you to do homework write essay on human anatomy
Would you like a beer? I PISSED IN IT
Need to lose weight? Do meth!
SCREW COCAINE SNORT GUNPOWDER
Fire Alarm goes off cut the wires!!!
finders
sees lady in fur coat skins her entire family
Take unflushable shit at friends house
Favorite lullaby as a child? Enter Sandman
Coffee not keeping you awake? Snort it with a straw
Can't wait for santa! set a bear trap in my fireplace
get fired from penn state get hired as a mall santa
I LEARN HOW TO SWIM BY WATCHING YOU DROWN
dead cat makes sense i killed it
someone writes 'goodnight world' as a status start a nuclear holocaust
Peach isn't in this castle? Blow up castle
mom won't allow pet cat buy grown lion
goes on iron chef cooks meth
Never to late to abort baby
cashier asks paper or plastic shove both up cashier's ass
Set enemy on fire Snort the ashes
Scores 98%  hiv positive
hate sleeping alone? don't sleep!
Get your girlfriend preGnant Then eat the baby
They give you attitude you give them fork in the chest
cook hot pocket for 1 minute burn face off
chicken too dry? moisten it with cyanide
Under the circumstances i've been shockingly nice
Eat babies End World Hunger
Murder? I prefer to call it post-natal abortion!
6 girls
Go to weddings Hit on the bride
he hacked my server i hacked his throat
better run zombies! necrophilia time!
replaces diabetic's insulin with pure sugar
Friends are like tRees They fall when you hit them with an AXE
see justin bieber on the street do i need to say more...
sick in public with diarrhea  trusts fart
OVer my dead body
leaves the seat up watches her fall in
Mudkip Use spLash mother f*cker
you call it a mortal wound i call it a love bite
Whispers to another passenger on the plane... I hope your plane catches fire
FAVOURITE PORNO? SCHINDLER'S LIST
she didn't answer your messages ? don't answer her screams !
wife has baby  yummm free meal
awakens kraken seafood soup for dinner
normal people print with paper and ink i cut out your arteries and write on the wall with your blood
push came to shove i came to slaughter
visits childrens hospitals for lunch
you took my stronghold? i'll take your legs
bella doesn't want me maybe her baby will
runs out of TOILET paper uses duck tape
has the top down in a hail storm
I take the 'the' out of  Psycotherapist
can i come OVer No.
break her neck first dead girls cant say no
VIOLent masturbation  BuiLds character
FInds a cannibal eating a corpse asks if he's going to finish it
You are your own worst enemy kill yourself
i don't make friends with many people except those with stockholm syndrome
Hates having to trim finger nails cuts off hands
9gag is full of hipsters upload insanity wolf meme
Get caught eating someone Look them in the eye and finish
repeat the same thing over and over expect something different each time
She told me we need to see other people so i gouged her eyes out
Divide by Zero!
order pizza eat the delivery driver
MAN ASKS YOU WHERE YOUR TOILET IS HIT HIM IN THE FACE AND SHIT ALL OVER HIM
MASHED POTATOES
get mad at good guy greg ruin his repuation by editing a joint into his photo
Light Dachsund On Fire EAt Foot Long Hotdog
I like my coffee like I like my women Ground up and in the freezer
SAnta in the chimney? light the fire
Complete skyrim bare handed
Scratch 'n sniff YOUR BALLS
if life gives you lemons.... give god yellow hand grenades
girlfriend said she needed to talk set her on fire
There is dust in your eyes. Take it out with a shotgun.
smoke meth at night and...  sleep like a baby!
Gets stuck on simple puzzle breaks console
use a condom? rip your ovaries out through your throat
slide belly-first down a mountain of razor blades
baby crying in resturant cry with it
she told me i was to old for pokemon I told her she was to old to live
shaves pubes with a chainsaw
walk into mordor give the giant eye the finger
watch my little pony while raping a man
Set hipsters on fire whenever they say 'before it was cool'
Threatened with  knife shoot yourself
I meet a sexy girl. I beat her until she looks like my dad.
1 or 2-ply? 50 grit!!
i have a bone to pick i choose your skull
YOLO? YODO
Finds bear trap tea bags it
Needs a vacation Syria flights look cheap
drinks poison the poison dies
spider crawls on nut sack punch it
YOU BURN THE CORPSE TO HIDE THE EVIDENCE I DO IT TO ROAST MY MARSHMALLOWS.
if you love something
My owneR ASKED ME A STUPID QUESTION ONCE ONCE.
Roses are red
I Take the 'The' Out of Therapist
Didnt laugh at my joke? laugh at his funeral!
I put the laughter in Slaughter!
catch mewtwo release into wild
play's hot potato with a grenade
WENT TO WHITNEY'S FUNERAL SNORTED HER CORPSE
do the cinnamon challenge go back for seconds
Kill octomom when shes pregnant killpocalypse
hear about problem in uganda wait 26 years before doing something
email nsfw link to boss
someone told me to get a life So I took theirs
i dont suffer from insanity i enjoy every minute of it
Get RickRoll'd watch the whole video
Time for a haircut? Get the lawnmower
next on the menu Bachelor frog legs
MY KNEE IS AN ARROW!
no pinata fill wife with candy
no more coca cola left eat the can
be open minded blow your brains out
Replace hot dogs with cocks!
Got bloody nose while having sex Used blood as lube
gets speeding ticket in an ice storm!
Clothes don't fit? Kill fat people for exercise
someone declares you insane state their time of death
drive drunk ask cop for directions
Court gives you summons summon the devil!!!
someone DELETES MY COMMENT i Delete their life.
help old lady carry groceries to your car
crashes New Years party with a van
You poke me  i poke you with knife
challenge chuck norris to fight give him 5 free punches
bring it honey badger
My Favorite snack? unicorn horns and childrens tears!
Caught wife cheating killed her family
ARE YOU COLD? WHY DON'T YOU... bURN IN HELL!!
get a gun use it as a toothbrush
neighbor asks you to turn music down cut their ears off
See a zombie Eat his brain
Inject meth into eyeballs go on blind shooting spree
call 911 'theres murder happening here
your blood is my lube
forced to go to church rage-fap in toilet during service!
hey do you want to-  no
reposter tooks the credit  i took his life
WATch hostel fap!
dont cross the line snort it
At Least It Can't Get Any Worse? Exceed Expectations!
need to lose a few pounds? CUT your body off!
'JUST the tip to see how it feels' SHOVE THE WHOLE THING IN
Cant spell slaughter  without laughter
Shoot Me In the watch  i got time to kill!
listen to music on headphones yell at everyone
She Said she was pregnant So I hung her with the umbilical chord
Wouldn't steal candy from a baby? eats baby
Virginity? breakfast!
increase student fees increase the chances of being raped by a loaded shotgun
somebody posts Rebecca Black lyrics on Friday must kill
PREVENT DEHYDRATION DRINK RED BULL
Twinkle twinkle little star skin a dead orphan
keep calm and riot !
find wasp's nest FREE PINATA
Pours cereal with out checking for  milk
Apocalypse Now? Challenge accepted
ex rubs new boyfriend in your face?? rub his guts in hers
When someone asks if i've seen pretty little liars i ask them if they've seen someone's throat ripped out
twinkiES! I will avenge you!
YOu say Yolo I Say UICOKYO  Unfortunately i can only kill you once
CAUGHT MASTURBATING BY SISTER 'JOIN IT OR LEAVE IT'
roses are red
roses are gray
THERE IS NO SLAUGHTER without Laughter in it.
How to steal a womans heart? skin
I know violence isn't the answer I  got it wRong on purpose
BuNGie jump With your iNtestines
Drive to work in reverse against oncoming traffic
why are you yelling when you read this!
Pull Out Too Late
Listen to meditation music At 200 decibel
nail girlfriend where is my hammer?!
you date says you have no soul take hers
I like my women like i like my eggs dead
plays angry birds only uses red bird
sitting on a train
molecular gastronomy?!? air for dinner!!!
See baby on board bumper sticker on the car in front of you bonus points!
Makes witty meme gets offended from lack of upvotes
2 Girls 1 Cup ? time to fap !
Your mom is hot I'll let her cool down before I feed her to you
BECOME GYNOCOLOGIST USE FOAM FINGER
Cop pulls You over for for drving alone in carpool lane? Kill him
Someone's Choking in restuarant  Traceotamy with butter knife
find god lose virginity
watches a justin bieber video FAP
no food? eat neighbours!
No Jobs available? Make my own job
What does love feel like? I'll ask if she ever wakes up
The game not the only thing you're about to lose
Lotion? i only use sandpaper.
killed mother in womb killed father the same night
come inside everything
Buy wife chocolate! Eat it all myself!
BECOME DELIVERY ROOM NURSE DRINK THE AFTERBIRTH
WHY PAY FOR SEX WHEN SEX CAN PAY FOR YOU?
Did you like THE MOVIE? iT WAS SHIT
Someone tells you to 'break a leg' break theirs first then break yours.
Drink the beer fight the bouncer
Reject sex with girlfriend masturbate when she's in the toilet
Steal money from a homeless person  Laugh as you burn it in front of them
smash head against wall make drum beats
Enemy has yorick
roomate doing coursework? stab them to death with a pen!
I LIKE MY WOMEN like i like my pasta with some resistance
challenge the sun to a staring contest
Bring walkman to club Dance to your own music
Takes meds and shoves them up the doctor's ass
Get arrested for masturbating in public FINISH IN COP CAR!!
run into ex at full speed
Take finals Use invisible ink
Guy is bleeding finish him
Life kicks you in the teeth kick life in the balls
why put razorblades in candy just for halloween
Has Diarrhea doesn't sit down on toilet to make sure fart is just a fart
DRINK CRACK SMOKE BEER
what’s the difference between a watermelon and a ginger? one is fun to beat with a sledgehammer... and the other is a watermelon
Finish tour in afghanistan go back for vacation
don't bite the hand that feeds you? owner now has no arms
gets spayed can you put those in a doggy bag?
deck the halls with bowels of holly and sara and nicole and amy and megan
GO TO BIBLE COLLEGE TALK ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS
summons demon with ouija board beats the shit out of it
if i have 5 cookies and a friend takes 2
THE ENEMY OF MY ENEMY IS MY ENEMY
you cant spell slaughter without laughter
hey i just met you and this is crazy.... ...but call a doctor cuz i have rabies!!
I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE... BUT I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL KILL YOU
summon a genie give him one last wish
GIRLFRIEND IS ON HER PERIOD MAKE ANOTHER HOLE!
finally commits to something suicide
9/11 is my favorite holyday
Caught by dad
Attacked By zombie Ate it's brains
Dislocates Foot Dislocates the other foot to match it
i go ass to mouth
COME AT ME BRO and i'll eat your f*ckin face off
GOT ACID IN YOUR EYES? RINSE & REPEAT!
Take a shit right after shower
Squirt gun fight with mace
I'll stop your bleeding by drinking the rest
CRAVES EGGS BENEDICT  EATS THE POPE
intestines and testicles are my spaghetti and meatballs
take a picture of yourself drinking tag administration in it
failed a test? kill god
WIN LOTTERY JACKPOT SPEND IT ALL ON LOTTERY TICKETS
Going in dry? Tell her to bite the pillow
square peg
love me
Sees a misused meme on a university meme page kills the creator
drop my cell phone drop your life expectancy
get crop-dusted? snort the trail and then murder their children
midterm friday morning? get wasted thursday night
Bestfriend screws your girl even!
Ex-Girlfriend keys car. Keys her face.
CLIENT REQUEST CHANGES  KICK HIM IN THE BALLS
Fly in your soup? it's called PROTEIN!
itch misquito bite till it bleeds
BUY GROUND BEEF GARGLE IT RAW
don't have time to cook chicken eat it raw
Alien Invasion?! Throw the Cheese!!!
Swallows box of nails PLays jump rope
Am gonna do dirty things to you... With a chainsaw
BUY MATTRESS TO HIDE MURDER VICTIMS BEST SLEEP OF YOUR LIFE
sit on mall santa's lap while defecating
someone eats your snack gut them open and reclaim it
Arrow to the knee? How bout a knife to the temple
go back in time KILL MR BIEBER AND MR PATTINSON
she dumped you? Dump her body in the woods!
smoke crack go to job interview
walk across hot coals? does the worm instead
jump off high dive into empty pool
all stalls empty shit in sink
Rudolph the red nose reindeer had a ver y shiny liver!
got food poisoning  still deciding when to use it
DO THE SAME THING OVER AND OVER EXPECT DIFFERENT RESULTS
pregnant gf has miscarriage meat stew
do nothing during lessons after the test
Do something PRoductive MAnufacture Chemical Weapons
How coat so shiny? Orphan Tears
MAKE Me watch breaking dawn and i will break you down!
Go to school with bug Create an epidemic
Need money Sell last kidney
i whip your CORPSE back and forth
chef ramsay
Roommate takes something without asking Take her virginity without asking
gets a crave crate from white castle finished.
kill paul allen. get reservations at dorsia.
insanity wolf meme? to-do list!
Go to hogwarts Practice VooDoo
teacher says kill it in the test murders entire classroom
find crack and weed snort them together
make a homebrew version of the game sue the original CREATORS
BALLS !!! OUT !!!
'Why did drama have to come between us?' WHY DID YOU HAVE TO BE BORN?
Little jimmy feel down a well? flood the well!
HANGNAIL? RIP IT OFF
Steal her heart? get my hacksaw
good... bad... i'm the wolf with the gun
Wat u tell woman with 2 black eyes? nothing
CARPE DIEM BY THE THROAT
SHOOT THE CLOUDS you'll get jesus
FIRE DEPARTMENT Knocks on the Door Light them on fire
today's special hipster au jus
She broke my heart I broke her neck
Time to fap search 'NSFL' on Reddit
MAKE A TORTILLA OUT OF SOMEONE YOU DON'T LIKE FEED IT TO THEIR CHILDREN
Music stops. keEp Dancing.
1 HP left? 3 flashbang kills
Drown  A Hipster in a river too mainstream for you?
Walk in on parents having sex join
shave balls apply aftershave
drive down mt.everest with no brakes!!
Takes picture of teacher's ass while bending over camera not on silent
Walk into wrong restroom finish anyway
ask where the children's sizes are in lingerie shop
Use masterball to catch magikarp
I had a baby once It was delicious
has to pee at start of film waits until credits are finished to go
WANT TO CATCH THEM ALL? Add HIV to the list
Get the lethal injection Become addicted
Created more shovel ready jobs than obama
TWO TOURS IRAQ GOES BACK FOR VACATION
lavender town theme music? i love that song!
WatCHES PETA'S GLASS DOORS VIDEO ENROLLS TO BECOME SLAUGHTER HOUSE EMPLOYEE
Got time to kill? time to kill.
the ulmate housewarming gift? fire
bullied by a friend kill him with a metal ruler
TOO OLD FOR ME FAP ANYWAY
suicide pill? after dinner mint!
What's better then 10 kids nailed to a tree? One kid nailed to 10
Someone says 'Get a life' take Their's
hear her screams sing-along
Push a hipster down the stairs WHO'S TUMBLING NOW!?
A FRIEND IN NEED IS A  LIABILITY
create memes butchering language new trend for idiots
y u no guy? i killed him
I like vegans They taste like chicken
What's the time
she won't give you a straight answer? punch her straight in the throat
lets hang my ex girlfriend
Hunger games? I hunger.  you're the game.
Why did the boy drop the ice cream? I hit him a with a bus
Puts you in the friendZone Put them in the rapezone
someone ignores you on facebook Smash her face with a book
Babies teethe on anything I teethe on any baby
Dying the eggs red with the blood of my enemies
Gets a 99% on test kills teacher
Listens to abbey road on shuffle
I met the easter bunny he was delicious
Justin bieber? justin bleeder.
Megan fox? Meet megan wolf!
anticipates being hungry in a few months impregnates lady wolf
OPENS ABORTION CLINIC TO HELP THOSE IN NEED USES IT AS A DINER
my wife gave birth it was delicious
mom walks into room while fapping looks her in the eyes and continues
SEEMINGLY HARMLESS SET-UP SOME SADISTIC SHIT
She Took your pen without permission take her life without permission
i do stem cell research in my stomach
She asks for dOuBle penEtration grow anOther one!
she ditches you leave her in a ditch
In my previous life I was a doctor from 'Human Centipede'
Jack off with icy-hot as lube
hey baby did it hurt when you rose from hell
vegan? free-range hipster
Cop give you a ticket for speeding? Give him a ticket to the aftelife
OUT OF LUBE Uses superglue
Cut Inside of mouth Use listerine
Tenderize meat before it's dead
says he doesn't like my face tear his off  wear as mask
you only cry wolf once. once.
I BROKE A RAPPER'S FUNNY BONE BLACK HUMOR
I like my eggs ovariesy
no parking? make parking
CATCH A RAPIST IN THE ACT JOIN IN
sopa censors my internet i censors their screams
you smoke cigarettes? real men smoke sticks of dynamite
yells at adults when theres only kids around
u listen to emperor? i ate the black wizards
notice mace on keychain challenge accepted
Want a    beer? Here's a     bear
playground place minefield at night
say my prayers before i go to bed every night then violently masturbate!
borrow money from china buy helicopters
Dog poops on my driveway Take a shit on the owners lawn
Order Pizza eat delivery boy
What's that smell coming from under the tree? That's part of the surprise!
Mow the lawn with napalm
Mom drinks the last of the Egg nog HIDE HER PILLS
take an arrow to the knee take it off and shove it up the archer's ass
someone makes arrow in the knee joke stab them in the knee with an arrow
Trying to get rid of mouse? blow up home
Got spam in yahoo account clicks on it
go to mosh pit for the exercise
Deck the halls with Bloody corpses
Your Parents catch you fapping Stare at them and finish
Stop at red light Ram pedestrians
play chicken with a truck drive a golf buggy
Finds mushrooms growing in bathroom eats them!
just had first period it was delicious
SHE TOLD ME THAT SHE WAS BORED UNTILL I CHASED HER WITH MA CHAINSAW
father child make meatballs
Abortion  Pregnancy rage quit
Happiness is... A room full of unprotected sheep
No lube Use blood
Rips head off pisses down throat
SHIT BLOOD DIDN'T NEED TO WIPE
Stuck on an island with Plankers? Tie their dead bodies together to make a raft
Hold your breath for 10 minutes Die!
THROW FRIENDS UNDER THE BUS LITERALLY
get struck by lightning scratch head
girl you like has boyfriend? eat him
MAKE PEACE WITH A GUN
SEE PUPPIES CALL FRIENDS OVER FOR DINNER
I have lots of young friends.... in my basement
'I'm thinking of getting gauges' i'm thinking you should be in a coma
Run out into the road It's fun
invite me to event I cannot attend i will eat your first born
FIND A WALLET ON THE GROUND EAT IT
Roommate goes for Groceries Masturbate in the living room
Pineapple juice gives me allergic reaction drink it anyway
propose to girlfriend at her grandmother's funeral
'BABY ON BOARD' SIGN TARGET AQUIRED!
Bully approaches BOSS FIGHT
Bounty is 100k New high score
End of the sEMester Learn three mOnths in three days
Donate blood all of it
Halloween costume robb stark
when life gives you lemons choke someone to death with them!
eats indian food for lunch washes it down with coffee
Feed the Homeless To Lions
Gets road head On a motorcycle
environmentalists want to go green so i let them rot in my basement
Wins lottery donates prize to al qaeda
person says 'Break a leg' With Pleasure
i make my coffee with the tears of my enemies
She won't pick up her phone Pick up your gun
You only hurt the ones you love Love everyone
she tells you you broke her heart rip her heart out of her chest and break it again
twilight insults my people
use chilli sauce as sexual lubricant
cats have nine lives? kill streak
Violence is not the answer death is!
gets hydrated from tears of starving orphans
She says 'communicate' I say 'divorce'
gets candy bar stolen rapes
Takes blood pressure pill with 5 hour energy
She can't say no If you gag her
Just got sentenced to life in prison Sentenced the whole courtroom to death
loses to friend in basketball
She wanted me to be more religious so i raped her sons
Drops the n-bomb in the projects
run a marathon with a steamroller
Girlfriends birthday
Don't pour salt in wound pour in cement
You don't like my outfit? I make one out of your skin
texting while driving kills time between red lights
2 hours of sleep last night overslept
Jehovas Witness at the door Invite them in
Watched HUman Centipede  Finds nothing wrong
SPare some change? I'll spare your life!
wanna 'beat' the competition? I suggest you use a solid iron rod!
ran into ex double back and hit her again!!!
liked a photo of an abused animal on facebook because i like it
the only cure for duckface is stranglerape
Likes children Because they taste better
Eat vegemite with a ladel
Friend invites you to church Go
Trick'r'treat. smell my feet. give me something good to eat. if you don't. idc. you'll find your organs everywhere
pass driver's test use license to castrate instructor
A new dad should cut the umbilical cord WITH HIS TEETH
masterbated in a sock wears it the next day
Little girl sticks tongue out at me. Break her ovaries.
People ask me what i love bitches
gets pulled over by a cop only rapes him in the butt
won the lottery lies
how would you like your steak? RAW
they made you late for your train? make them early to their graves.
people keep winning? snort more cocaine
Goes to halloween party brings real knife
your valentine is in love with someone else? skin their valentine and be them!
5 shots of jack then drink milk
I hope it rains the blood of the innocent
cut hand  blood is secret INGREDIENT
goes on maury povich show wants to be the father
I won't go out with you Genc said Please god let me out of your basement Genc said
Smoke a Pack A Day Rips Out Lung and Empties
Hotboxes car   with dmt
hehehehehehehehehehehe HA! HA! HA!
watch peta shock video get hungry
see innocent   bystander Target   acquired
Human rights Minor   inconvenience
I will poke you so hard your children will be bruised!!
'FLASH IS UNRESPONSIVE. ABORT THE OPERATION?' USE COAT HANGER
self-conscious? I'll make you self-unconscious
Dead or alive? Doesn't matter
Don't like to wear condoms Get a vasectomy
Al Gore says he invented internet? kill him and claim ownership
see a unicorn headbutt it
drive ice cream truck through ethiopia yell 'free ice cream sandwiches!'
MILK MOTHER I'D LIKE TO KILL
They wish me merry christmas i wish them happy funeral
boxing day get brass knuckles ready
punctured lung just an obstacle
OPENS A FAMILY RESTAURANT KILLS AND SERVES FAMILY
PARENTS DIDN'T KEEP CHRISTMAS PROMISE? break all the condoms
get psyche evaluation? answer everything with yes
Takes a knife to a gun fight Against Chuck Norris
SNORT ACID BLEED COCAINE
took an arrow to the knee take it out of the knee and murder everyone!!!
closes ad 4 memes across instead of 3
which 2 things would you bring if you should go to a deserted island justin bieber and a chainsaw
snort an 8ball sleep like a baby
french cuisine? devours paris hilton
meets donald trump fires him
sit on santa's lap shit on santa's lap
Take your daily vitamins wash it down with soda
get cancer give it a name
finish fapping carries on
principal wants to see you pitch a grenade into his office
family thinks you drink too much drink their blood
penta kill
Ctrl Alt ragequit
Be the lysosomes of society destroy the weak and dying
Take bath drink bathwater after
dont cross the line snort it
fight petty crimes with war crimes
Life gives you lemons burn the lemon tree
i ate the horse you rode in on
come inside There's room in my fridge
you say women and children i say target practice
Animal Crossing lost and found finders keepers
What doesn't kill you Makes you hornier
YOU CALL IT A CHEESE GRATER I CALL IT A CONDOM
she says she'll be back in a bit tear her into bits
snort cocaine with your ass
dsi breaks murders family
store has no milk left rob dairy farm
environment variable in the way? rewrite everything
cut off her ass Make steak
disability? playing life on hard mode
forget to pay water bill shower in landlords blood
use memes to your comical advantadge
SHE ASKS FOR MONEY DONATE HER LIMBS
McDonalds f#cks up your order eat the employees
Seize the day BY the throat
See cyclists gathered for breakfast at cafe set fire to the entire block
Loot Estate agents steal entire houses
destroy your toaster out of homophobia
watch nyan cat get hungry
'Law school is difficult' Then why are there so many attorneys?
Get close to creeper blow it up and snort the gun powder
Disobedient Child Dangle it over a bridge by its neck
zit on face get rid of it with a blowtorch
move in with boyfriend of one week
Hires a game designer makes them work at ea
bits of newborn spice makes everything nice
does cocaine for the comedown
she had a nice face so i ripped it off and wore it at the prom
Leopard on the prowl? Time to use my bacon cologne
Nosebleed blow nose until it stops
YOLO? LET'S FIND OUT!
Play Jenga With Bricks
Drive on the wrong side of the road the right side!
Decide over human's fate within a microsecond
Can't find a sink to spit out mouthwash swallows every last drop
Riot breaks out flips own car
feel a baby kick kick it back
Says he'll tap that throws armbar
rabies?! i fucking love rabies!!
they asked if I would go to heaven if I were to die today I wasn't sure
eats skittles Shit M&Ms
why waste money on roofies when you have a tire iron?
march 21st the first day of spring are you kidding me
Needs Haircut Gets Cancer
ROses are red
rapes pregant woman tells friends he had a  threesome
They charged you a cancellation fee? Cancel their lives
Roses are red
toilet stopped up Beat the living shit out of it
he said 'onions are the only food that makes you cry' i made him eat his children
does the cinnamon challenge with cocaine
they laughed when they bullied and hit me i laughed as i killed them
BURST DAMAGE IN PVP OUT OF CONTROL nerf healers!
You're not ugly
fight water with fire
you CANT SPELL SLAUGHTER  WITHOUT LAUGHTER
grenade lands next to friend jump on it
she broke my heart so i broke her jaw
your children are orphans it just hasn't happened yet!
life is short make it shorter
If i Fits i shits
*read 'The road' PARADISE!
Give birth on a bed of lego bricks
i like my woman like my car filled of petrol
HUNGRY LIKE THE ME
I take 'the' out of psycho therapist
HOW TO KILL A HIPSTER YOU SAY? EASY DROWN HIM IN A RIVER OF MAINSTREAM
she can't say no if she's dead
They tried to forbid this site so i forbid their lives
your fists never run out of ammo
Be like genghis khan not enough holes
get dirty look from person beat them to death with their eyes
i RETURN TO MY VOMIT TAKE A SH*T ON IT
The Three Pigs in a house of Bricks? I Napalm their house and make them bacon on the spot!!!!
You want Rough Sex? Try my new double sided sand paper condom
BREAK IT DON'T BUY IT
decides to masturbate with sandpaper!
NO COFFEE THIS MORNING ATTACK EVERYONE IN MY WAY
your boss add you as a friend? say all the things that you hate about him
old lady 10 pts baby carage 20 pts regular guy 5 pts midget 50 pts got it...... lets race
'mary had a little lamb' keyword: had
Has the three top insanity wolf memes for today Celebrates by raping pre-schooler
Don't like my advice? Fight me
CEASE AND DESIST AIW? CEASE AND DECEASED ACTIVISION
catch self in the mirror while masturbating look in the eye and finish
kindergarden? candy shop!
I lOL'd when Dumbledore died
finish typing document smash keyboard repeatedly
rob bank open checking account
WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP CALLING ME JOSEPH KONY
roses are red so is blood
pulls usb stick out... ...without ejecting it first
Roses are red
OPERA WRITTEN IN GERMAN
house made of brick? try to blow it down!
boy cries wolf wait patiently
Buys a laptop for gaming
call up jerry sandusky ask for a babysitter!
demoted to demi-god tier goes seal clubbing with chainsaw
not enough minerals overlord rush
I went back in time to vote for hitler
GIVE ME THE BABY!!!!
SEE THAT KID CRYING ON THE PLAYGROUND? BEAT HIM WITH A PIPE WRENCH
girl invites you over make out with her husky
TEACHER GAVE ME AN 'F' i GAVE HER A LOBOTOMY.
Dip testicles into pot of boiling water Tea anyone?
IGNORANCE MUST DIIIIIEEE!!!
Fatal Overdose five times
eat cement have diarrhea
Redistribute wealth murder the 99%
13 Torva sets? gamble them
Insanity wolf you read it screaming outloud
My opponent control no cards crystal abundance
She put you in the friend zone You out her in the basement for 20 years zone
Caught masturbating Rip their throat out and finish in the wound
Don’t like to wear condoms rupture her ovaries
dot your i's with bullets
becomes penpals with the unibomber
Hungry for midnight snack goes to abortion clinic
KNOWS YOU DON'T WANT TO DIE A VIRGIN RAPES YOU
A Blue CaR CRUSH PEOPLE TO PAINTJOB IT RED
i raped and killed her not necessarily in that order
Wife needs milk for cereal POUR SEAMEN OVER IT AND PRETEND NOTHINGS WRONG!
get metal piercings get an mri while wearing them
successful wisdom tooth extraction eats chips and habanero salsa
rescued by helicopter from snowy mountaintop after 2 months without food ask for ice cream
HAve An Eating Contest With Jeffery Dahmers Ghost
smoke salvia drive car
Uncle Threatens to Honor kill Wears a mini dress to his party
shave everyday With a cheezegrater
you better not pout
nEW ROOMATE HUMP EVERYTHING HE OWNS
blackout in the neighbourhood? lets go and shoot the bastard
wish upon a shooting star star explodes
Natural Disaster happens wait for fema
WHAT YOU CALL WALK FOR CANCER AWARENESS
up against an entire army go easy on them
ex won't take you back eliminate all other dateable persons
roommate insists on keeping temperature 5 degrees too high burn her alive
TOOK AN ARROW TO the KNEE?! BITE KNEE OFF
Took an arrow to the knee still be an adventurer
sanity is overrated
Stay on a strict diet cocaine glazed human ribs
No new episode of walking dead until february
Internet Explorer? Default browser
GEt duMPED MASTERBATE INTO POOL OF CHILDREN'S TEARS
Challenges Hotshot GG Doesn't ban Nidalee
Lather. Rinse. done.
touch insanity wood nothing happens
I SERENADE you  Before I violate you
Wouldn't steal candy from a baby? eats baby
that shirt would look better in a bloody garbage bag in my dumpster
be a man shit with the door open
no lotion for fapping? rubbing alcohol !
go on come dine with me cook meth
Buy Condoms Never Use Them
I lost the game once... ONCE.
DUBSTEP WUB WUB WUB!
take a hit of crack take a nap!
jericho steals kills blow up megaton
Idiot listens to loud bad music  on the bus smash his head off with a BAt
plays the battlefield 3 beta waits for you under the map
Kill pregnant hipster woman with shotgun shout double kill!
push a hipster down the stairs now look who's tumbling
pop a boner at trough urinal make neighbors acknowledge it
JUMP ELEVATOR TOO SLOW
see wrong word on meme strangle everyone
Put your finger in my mouth I want to lick it...
please take care of my nail with your eye
You're spine it's what's for dinner
hungry for sushi eat goldfish
MASturbate with corpse of honey badger
healer oom? chain pull!
STEP IN CAT SHIT WIPE UP SHIT WITH CAT
one too many russian memes russia must die
Grab a bowl of lucky charms eat around the marshmellows
Dog Ate Homework? Grade That Shit!
Cookies and Pickles? Sounds like Breakfast.
happy birthday courtney i made you a cake all of your friends are in it.
I don't have anger management issues. I MANAGE TO GET ANGRY JUST FINE!!!
overdose on barbituates on purpose
you're not through defeating your enemies until you've raped them
you're not through defeating your enemies until you've raped them. get started! I'll watch
Like my status? Ill rip your throat out
An Armed man breaks into my house Runs away without any arms
CALLS YOU DADDY IN FRONT OF FATHER
ROSES ARE RED
teen creates meme raped by insanity wolf
Call ex Quote insanity wolf
WOLF! Right here and now!
When thE GOING GETS TOUGH tHE TOUGH rapes families
GO BACK TO SCHOOL REALIZE YOU FORGOT HOW TO WRITE OVER SUMMER
Aunt flo came to visit? Uncle boner is here to stay
My comfort zone Is on the battlefield
my girlfriend wanted me to 'eat her' so I ate her!
Goes to strip club Where his ex works
wake up to see jeff the killer next to bed role over and go back to sleep
mak meme dont chck for speeling errors
make best friend think you faked your death while they look for you
diverse group talking about gardening APOLOGIZE to black guy for not knowing more about cotton
STIR HOT TEA... WITH YOUR HANDS!
Boss posts dislike of memes posts meme in the comments!
jelly jamm is gonna eat your brain like jelly
ran into ex at full speed
EAT MY LAST COOKIE? EAT YOUR LAST TESTICLE
threw macbook into wall Hole in wall
mouse on low battery plays dota
Calls 'rolling' while cycling towards flashing railway crossing
therapist its  a typo
Uses State of the Union To threaten US Citizens with Dictatorship
Milk gone sour Does gallon challenge
installs facebook home
Had four years of negotiations. Passed a law. Democracy worked! Shut it down!
Purposely catch malaria for the immunity
dont plug in headphones while playing counter strike at the airport 'the bomb has been planted'
Sprained ankle twist it the other way
GETS DoUBLE KILL NOw An ORPHAN
Gets drunk and passes out in one minute
CaLl in ReinfoRcements Kill them all
BAby on board sign  target aquired!
when i ask for the time
I need to get a life? I'll take yours
Row row row your boat gently off a cliff
COME TRY AND TAKE MY GUNS I WILL SHOVE THE BARREL UP YOUR ASS
no skeletons in my closet they havn't decomposed yet
i used to love hostess cakes Now I just eat the hostess
Sweat pants
if i'm drunk then your blood alcohol level must have been through the roof
School bus up ahead... Target ACQUIRED !
Lights the christmas tree with five gallons of petrol and a flamethrower
wait for santa with shotgun
calls 911 begins wave one
FORESKIN GOT STUCK ON ZIPPER DO IT MYSELF CIRCUMCISION
five hour erection from viagra bite it off
SOME ONE ASKS A Question  AnSwer it with another question
out of insanity wolf ideas doesn't copy another meme
You say the world can't take a Joke You're here aren't  you?
Someone takes the last cup of coffee Disembowel them and take it back
friends are like balloons when you stab them
finds bear trap in woods t-bags it
thirsty for kool aid? drinks blood of gay hipster
period time? donate it!!
ASK SISTER FOR COOKIE AND SHE DOESNT GIVE IT TO YOU DRAG HER TO THE CLOSET
the blood on my costume is brown now because it's real
IF GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS FIND A NEW GOD
lets have a staring contest with the sun
Meet Cesar Millan Bite Face Off - Pack Leader
Trick-Or-Treat? Trick-Or-Eat!!
PLay Paintball Bring a knife to conserve ammo
eat a three-course meal google stoma
when you say nobody is perfect i get offended
watch the dark knight cheers for joker
watch paranormal activity? No
MED sCHOOL EXAMS START MONDAY DRINKSELF INTO COMA ALL WEEKEND
when life gives you lemons rub the juice in the wounds of your enemies!!
sHE CAN'T SAY NO IF SHE IS DEAD
YOU SAY YOU DON'T WANT TO BE TOGETHER? SAY BYE TO YOUR ARMS.
go to last page of meme thumb them all down
stepped on a thumbtack  laughed.
I shall walk through the valley of the shadow of death and fear no evil Because i am the baddest mutha F#cker in the valley
COLLIDE HADRONS UNMAKE UNIVERSE
CHICK-FIL-A closed on sundays eat protesters
roses are red violets are blue i just took a massive shit in your shoe
Call friend by his name but he doesnt respond burn his house down
if you're being chased by a rapist the best way to escape is to run into a back alley
Person bumps into you at train station Push them onto the tracks
over 8000 pages of memes reads them all
I got 99 problems and you are all of them
she doesn't kiss you on first date? rip her lips off with a shovel
People Make Fun of Your Internet Video? Masturbate in public and pound on the street corner.
Help little old woman across street make it halfway and bolt
early bird breakfast served
plane crashes in backyard save liam neeson for last
Get poked in eye Break finger with eye
If anyone touches this I will strike with the power of a thousand trains
Your parents catch you masturbating look them in the eyes and finish like a boss !
computer from 2003 put crysis
my women are delectable  when being forced into the oven
Tap out I DAre you
GO TO HELL ORIGIN
Kill math teacher study     functions
multiple circumcisions ribbed for her pleasure
unleash inner child rub shit on walls
PARENTS SAY TIDY ROOM SHIT IN THEIR PILLOWCASES
Sprinkle red stuff on the bed for valentine's her blood
find crashed plane eat liam neeson
Has Lucid dream takes off clothes in crowd
Out of cigarettes smoke grandma's ashes
HAVE A BABY GO BACK FOR SECONDS
STEPped ON A RUSTY NAIL GavE it Tetanus
Facebook 'Baby on the way' Statuses ...stillborn
COFFEE HAS GONE COLD MICROWAVE MOUTH
double parked in fire lane during weekend you'll appreciate your car bomb
want to redecorate room to red theme Fast? start throwing dead babies against the wall
lamar smith wants to delete sites? i delete his damn life
YOU SMOKE CIGARETTES? I SMOKE DYNAMITE
BWC tHE BULGARIAN WRESTLING COMMUNITY
Nose Congestion? handstand pushups!
Pick a fight with liam neeson
Cut open scrotum For fun
scratches back with chainsaw
wear wranglers and a cowboy hat walk through compton alone
recieve surgery on eyeball while riding in dunebuggy
babies because wolves have to eat too
WATCH A SERBIAN FILM MASTURBATE TO IT
Don’t want a vasectomy Rupture her ovaries
she says 'you cant eat that' eat her face!
Calls you name Knee repeatedly in face!
trim your toenails with an axe
eat monopoly shit out connect four
yo dawg i heard you like christmas so i killed your parents
HEY JUSTIN DEAD MEN SING NO SONGS? LETS FIND OUT
Service customers like paul christoforo
Go to denny's Order blue waffles
see's commercial about shark eating man goes out and eats a woman to even the sexes
Tell 'yo momma' jokes at yo momma's funeral
Someone gets dysentery on oregon trail kills everyone while hunting buffalo
Buys skyrim Weekend before finals
makes fantasy football team drafts brett favre
WATCHED HUMAN CENTIPEDE GOT VERY HUNGRY
arrow to the knee twist arrow hard for pleasure
wears suit of armor to go swimming
Contratulations You've declared war!
cheat on test - academic suspension cheat on me - cardiac suspension.
someone else claims your artwork claim their organs
Go into bathroom
you thought you slept alone? you were wrong
obama censored the internet ill make him appear censored on cnn
Plan party and invite everyone burn house down when I dont get an inventation
Friend-zoned? Devour her corpse
has a tooth ache smashes it with a hammer
I lieked mudkip it was delicious
SPIT GOES DOWN WRONG PIPE DON'T COUGH
man gave me steak i ate him.
Having steak tonight? only use a spoon!
don't wash your hands after touching your balls? i'll wash them with acid
nothing to eat at home kill your brother while he is sleeping and eat him
MARY HAD A LITTLE TURKEY HAD!!!
BLACK OUT REMEMBER EVERYTHING THE NEXT MORNING
Paris getting you down? burn down paris
Fighting game? Mash all buttons
listen so called underground bands
Let's paint the town red with my period blood
SHE STOOD ME UP ON A DATE I SHOVED DATES DOWN HER THROAT
sHE'S ON HER PERIOD  pUT IT IN HER BUTT
GirlFriend Doesn't Feel Like It Make her like it
Xbox open tray error set it on fire
Bald tires? Racing slicks
you have mono? Lick everyone!
girlfriend don't want sex doesn't matter had sex
computer has a virus? give it herpes
Switch to Geico take more than 15 minutes
greeting new people? GRATING NEW PEOPLE.
runs for a hundred miles just getting started
go Take a light mile make it under 8 minutes
Laugh In the Face of Chaos
Dress up as Adolf Hitler For Purim
plays gta does all the insane stunt bonuses
In SOVIET RUSSIA YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SHIT
watches real steel kicks TV in the face to establish dominance over robots
It's MY NAME AND ONLY MINE
why did the girl fall off the swings? because she has no arms
they called me a fag i hardscoped them all
aREN'T 19 KIDS AND COUNTING AND EXTREME ANIMAL HOARDING THE SAME SHOW?
Ran a marathon? Don't rehydrate.
Need AnTIvirus Install them all
kill everything. seriously. kill everything.
SAW SCARY BROCK FLIPPED HIM OFF
Guy Walks into Gym with Ed Hardy T-Shirt & Jeans DEPLOY THE SPIKES!
Went to Wendy's for a Burger raped and killed wendy
GO TO HELL FIGHT SATAN
go to sisters wedding end up in bed with them
see somebody give hobo money kill hobo
When bored EXTREME MASTURBATION
LEEEROOOY JENKINS!!!
GIRLFRIENDS GETS RAPED BY A BLACK GUY HELP THE BLACK GUY
Harry potter tries to do magic on me shoot him in the head
CONGESTION? DRIVE THROUGH EVERYONE!!
Hipster claimed to be underground buried him alive
Stung by bee torch honey factory on a weekday
play russian roulette use a bazooka
conversation stops because of an awkward topic start the same conversation again
FIST PUMPING AT YOUR GRANDMOTHER'S FUNERAL
Mom walks in on you masterbating Finish on her
her time of the month my time of the month!
raaaGE! I DROPPED MY TOAST!
KILL THE NEAREST PERRSON TO YOU WEAR THER FACE AS A MASK
What's big
Favorite Comedy movie? Schindler's List
'stop getting under your skin'? i didn't even start peeling it from your body yet!
i like my women how i like my legos in pieces in a box under my bed
we gonn party like its your birthday naked screaming n covered in the bodily fluid of virgins
sees jockey rides him to the death
WENT SHOPPING AT COSTCO ON A SUNDAY
brains it's what's for dinner
Burger king got a black eye? i gave him a whopper
your friends dont like your sausages? Serve them dicks! Their dicks! And threaten to kill their family if they dont eat them!
Land of the free indefinite detention
bought whole coffee beans but don't own a grinder use a hammer
want your son to grow up strong? throw him down a cliff and watch him defeat you in the next iron fist tournament
Have the courage To lose your own reason
she put me in the friend zone so i buried her beneath the end zone
Balls are sore apply icyHOT
eat his heart then shit it out on his desk!
Date girl for one week Tatoo her name on your forehead
You'd be doing me a favor
building on fire add more fire
Shits a brick sniffs it all
Searches for NSFW POSTS AT WORK
ground hog says six more weeks of winter so i ate him
First date: Valentines Day
Only has pen uses it for math
ENVIRONMENTALIST WANTED TO GO GREEN SO I LET THEM ROT IN MY BASEMENT
In the delivery room... i spawn camp!
TEACHER ASKS QUESTION  MAKES EYE COTACT
White van following you around? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
hand out bath salts to local homeless people buy a shotgun and practice for zombie apocalypse
'Xbox one kinect always on' Stare into camera and Fap furiously
scars are red
puts toothpick under toe nail KICKS WALL
ran out of body wash use blood!
parents ask what fapping means demonstrate!
What's the Hardest part about beating a baby? My Genitalia
Keep calm and blood for the blood god
Woman Taller Than You? Cut Off Her Legs!
friend zoned with benefits!
dashing through the snow get the f**k out of my way
i swear to god call me 'old sport' one more time
doesn't give head? take hers!!
yell surprise before attacking much more fun that way
you forgot his name carve it into his forhead
smokes bath salts you know what happens next
Woman makes duck face take a picture with fists
Plays slender  attacks slenderman
original lavendar town theme? I love that song!
someone is watching you falcon punch him!
Roses are red
SHE SAID SHE IS NOT HOT NOW SHE IS IN THE OVEN
WHEN IN DOUBT GO IN FURTHER
Parents ask what fap is demonstrates
i watched 2 girls 1 cup best video ever
Dates a cutter Xacto knives instead of flowers
texts while driving doesn't look up
ALVIN AND THE CHIPMUNKS? DELICIOUS
Start a shootout You have the only weapon
Buys condom Uses it to keep the Hooker Queit
bites nails eats them
IF YOU'RE GONNA DRAIN HER BLOOD YOU MIGHT AS WELL BATHE IN IT.
SHOOT FATMAN IN SKY FATMAN ROULETTE
GO TO USE THE TOILET PEE ON THE FLOOR
Puppies and Kittens Sounds like breakfast!
saves a baby from a burning house for a snack
They say 'does this smell like chloroform to you?' eats the cloth
Poops in public restroom keeps the door open
being stalked rapes stalker
Saw an amazing girl in half!
necrophilia? she was alive when i started
kill your parents gain 5 levels
If you have the balls to hurt my friends I will cut them off
overly attached girlfriend proposes on the first date 'yes'
stranger wants to take a picture with you? rip his face off before you click
you replied with k? enjoy the guillotine
how do i know we're going to have sex tonight you can't say no if you're dead
she asks you to eat her out use a fork
I FEEL BUTTERFLIES IN MY STOMACH I SHOULD STOP EATING THEM
She's not hot enough set her on fire
Cant hear you scream in space? challenge accepted
STOP cutting your arms and slit your throat
Why didnt the little girl die of cancer? i got to her first
sexual immorality? sexual immortality!
No lube? That Icy-hot looks slippery
I came here to snort bath salts and eat faces. looks like i'm all out of bath salts...
He Deletes You on facebook delete him in real life
looked at solar eclipse no eye protection
RUNS INTO EX GIRLFRIEND PUTS CAR IN REVERSE AND HITS HER AGAIN
GET DRUNK FIND A GUN
FARTED IN ELEVATOr BLAMED 90 YEAR OLD WOMAN
Everyone on facebook is so annoying. Better kill them!
Old Mcdonald had a farm had
PEES IN THE WATER
lets dumpster dive the abortion clinic
Take friend to lunch eat friend
I got fired by my boss I set fire to my boss
my friend said onions were the only food that makes you cry so i made him eat his children
Bleeds once a month doesnt die
2 in the pink 1 in the stink
Vibrator breaks uses power drill
Put toothpick under toenail kick wall
sMASHES BOWL
rest between sets? SUpersets between set
I saw
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Osama bin laden
WHY KID GONE  I PUSHED HIM IN FRONT OF THE BUS
put toothpick under big toenail kick wall
I like my women like my martinies bloody
you want a piece of my heart? you better start by prying my fingers off your neck
got 99 problems tomorrow you won't be one
yolo means 'you only live once.' say it again and ill change the meaning to 'you only lived once!'
gets rick roll'd rolls rick
person pisses you off shit on them
big puddle and car drving past to splash you jump in the puddle and splash the car
Watch 2 girls 1 cup eat chocolate ice cream afterwards
Put toothpick in pee hole hump wall
THROWS a birthday party kills everyone who says happy birthday
Fool me once
in the membrane!
i like my women like the gays in the closet
Bring knIfe to gun fight  Stab them while they're laughing
IF I WANTED A COMEBACK I'D WIPE IT OFF YOUR MUM'S CHIN!
caught masterbating by parents rapes their dead bodies
Had Abortion Then i ate it
EAT POPCORN SEE A DENTIST
want to burn some calories set some fat kids on fire
ran regression analysis on uncentered variables
Someone wishes you a happy birthday Kill them gain their years
fought with rocky turned into mortal kombat
I'd make out with me too If i was in a cabin in the woods
Has to shave balls and face. Has only one razor. Works his way up
one potato
go to ohio state root for michigan
i scream
What town? You mean the Burning piles of rubble?
teacher wants you to listen? Listen to his death rattle!
roses are red
I take the 'The' Out of pyschotherapist
she sprayed mace in my face i can taste her face
Sees you wIth ex gf Kills both of you
I laughed through Schindlers list
is against paying for an abortion will eat the fetus for free
get that vacuum the f**k outta here!!
6 million killed in holocaust challenge accepted
im will smith's new movie i am therapist
GETS MEDICAL MARIJUANA CARD Starts doing blow
they told me to calm down so i put them down
gives me pepsi instead of coke gives aids instead of checkbook!
she ripped out my heart i tore her apart
JOINS SLED DOG TEAM EATEN
Wants a teddy bear visits taxidermist
gets sentenced to life in prison breaks out and give judge death sentence
quit facebook only uses google+
St. paddies day wear protestant orange
bicycles in the way while driving begin acquiring       targets
goes to red cross takes their blood
Duck face what face?
let the gay rumors begin
Nonintellectuals will die because i eat them!!!
TOXOPLASMOSIS! BE CAREFUL.  gET A DOG
Listen to cannibal corpse for dating tips
last meal on death row atomic wings
don't waste your dinner i'll waste you
out of protein shakes make one with own man glaze
Played Mario 64 ds unlocked waluigi
Oh you want me to do a peer critique? I want to rip your head off
Put toothpick under big toe nail kick wall
observe lizards for another hour observe this rock in your face
Fast travel with enemies nearby
Ipod on shuffle enjoys every song
bitches be triflin'?!?? Busta Cap In Dat Ass!!!
girlfriend pregnant grab the ice cream scooper
Crying? its sweaty eyes
Kill a cow Eat it's flesh
garbage truck wakes you up at 5am? wake up at 4 and plant claymore
zelda and skyrim at the same time
Power up the bass cannon
Fist full of wood screws punch wall!
speak in txt get raped with lawn mower
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant ScorIon
How Do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family
i kill hipsters and bury them so they can be undergroung
Oh Shit It's Liam Neeson
aCTA they said Dont kill me they said
girlfriend has period drink the blood!
watches 2 girls 1 cup action replay!
cycles Leam to Coventry takes the A46
kill a cow make a burger
scooby snacks? more like cocaine
Friday? Why not fryday?
GUNS DON'T KILL PEOPLE THE BULLETS DO
the grass was greener on the other side so i moved in
Love is like a soft pillow it can     smother you
find dead hooker snort coke off the corpse
CATCHES NULL POINTER  THROWS IT ANYWAY
10 hours of Trololo Challenge Accepted
she didn't laugh at my joke make sure she never laughs again
Meme war? Insanity Wolf will eat well tonight.
Whitney houston is dead I did it
need to pull an all nighter? snort cocaine
Hot girls in sweat pants Punchi!!
Shaves balls then face
cook stew stir with fist
Prepare for waterfight get yourself some aqua regia
receives valentine card from friend that is shaped like a heart rips out their real heart
WANTs TO SHAKE HANDS WITH FATHER IN LAW rapes him to death
ReCHarge batteries in microwave
Colleague eats Your lunch? Feast upon their soul
rip his throat out and punch his teeth in human pez dispenser!!
study to be a surgeon in college first day of operation take a big ol dump inside open wound of patient
Enemy predator missile inbound look up
laptop was 90 seconds late you owe conestoga 20 dollars now!!!
Sing a Song of sixpence
survived samonella Still eats the batter
for valentines
Someone steals your port steal their virginity
he stole my girlfriend's heart i stole his
I peed in the pool now swim in it
SOMEONE POSTS SHIT MEME MAKE MEME TO MOCK THEM
DARLING YOU LEFT MY HEART IN PIECES ON THE FLOOR     So I'll spill your guts
bus strike run 10 miles
JOIN BATTLE AGAINST SOPA eviscerate YOUR SENATOR!
BEST FRIEND GETS REJECTED KILL THE MAN WHO REJECTS HER
reddit blacked out 4chan at work
arm hurts ? amputation
I Heard you liek mudkipz so i killed your family
You drink  beer I breath  vodka
Fire alarm  drill Set Fire
sees 'candy' spraypainted on unmarked van gets in
Poos self ejaculates
soap dies? infinity ward burns
posting twice doubles my chances
Found a better debate moderator than jon stewart barack obama
no masturbation till doomsday DOOMSDAY: fap on dYing people
party time? snort asbestos and drink napalm
eating warheads ? Rub them on your open wounds
I.T.? RTFM
rub bengay on sore forearms fap immediately
torrent says 3days and 42mins force seed
Invite to PACIFISTS into warehouse celler lock them in and tell them fight or die
your mom is into cosplay. that's why i look like mudkip.
i went to vietnam with courage i came back insane
punch chuck norris in the face fall over and play dead... zombie
win in the lottery killing all contestants
steal insulin sell to the highest bidder
SOME RANDOM SHIT UP HERE  AND SLIGHTLY CONNECTED SHIT DOWN HERE
neighbours attack your sky with fireworks attack them with knifes
Orphan dying to stroke the doggy? Grant thier wish!
Human souls are health food
January 1st 2013 Challenged ACCEPTED
What wolf? WOLFLAN
DIDN'T WEAR A CONDOM TIME FOR A MANUAL ABORTION
USE THE FORCE RIP OUT THEIR SPINES!
Floss with razor wire!
Awkward Silence with Parents Fap Ferociously
UNDERSTAND CRICKET
Got angered no survivers
how do you like your eggs in the morning? raw.
See My friends happy on Facebook Trolling on their walls
YOU LIKE MUDKIPZ I LIKE FIRE
do crossword puzzles in pen
TA GUEULE PAULINE
correct my grammar? i will correct your face
weakness of MLP:FIM a nuclear bomb!
violets are blue
you did what to my squeaky toy you must die
she told me i was too old for pokemon i told her she was too old to live
eats melted chocolate while watching 2girls1cup
feel baby kicking kick back
omg is that justin bieber!!! KILL KILL!!!
Mom barged into my room she tasted good
mom meatloaf!
too many people on bus to fap? use arson distraction
Hear hamster dance song turn volume up
fail to beat final boss kill game developer
where is  John connor!?
i BAKED YOU DINNER...  aND THIS WILL BE YOUR LAST
rip bitches arms off  now you have a reason to not txt back
jumPS FROM MOVING TRAIN SEEKS DAMAGES
play some speed metal and pull out my teeth while headbanging
out of alcohol drink drain-o
December to dismember!
Buy Skyrim Play only the main quest
find an arrow take it in the knee
HAIRY LEGS ARE SCARY LEGS SO I CUT HERS OFF
Bury cat in lawn up to neck RUN IT OVER WITH THE LAWNMOWER!
Jury duty? Kill Judge. Judge duty
Family Yelling get megaphone
BELLY FAT? MACHETE!
lose to malaysia? kill them immediately!
sees 9gagger in public eats their face for not upvoting!
elderly sponsor wants you to show respect scalp him
SYLVIA GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF THE OVEN
go to breaking dawn premier  DRESSES as harry potter
has normal sex with nice girl falls asleep
find strange hitchhikers ditch car
CALL JG WENTWORTH 877 CASH NOW!
lina mentioned she's busy
gf cheats rips her face off puts on a stake in his yard to ward off cheaters
Play Rumble smartcast ult
Shoot 50 Buffalo Carry half of One With you
What killed the dinosaurs? ME!
RECESSION? charge more tuition
The faster you run the sooner they die
New Allen Gregory Commit suicide
EAT CORN ON THE COB. NO FLOSS!
WORK ON HOMEWORK FOR HOURS With no Sleep CAN'T EVEN TURN IT IN
SICK WITH STOMACH FLU STILL ASSIGN POP QUIZ
buy prince alexis vodka don't buy a chaser
IT'S OK EVERYONE I'M FROM THE INTERNET
Facebook LITERARY
Smoke cancer GET DIAGNOSED WITH CIGARETTES
I'M  FINISHED!
Two in the pink one in the stink
Quote Insanity Wolf In Traffic
ZOMBIES BITE THEM; TURN THEM INTO INSANITY WOLVES
USE SWEAT FROM WORKOUTS NEW COLOGNE
youth unemployment? cut their pay
Buy Battelfield 3 HAVE sex with it
See a spider in your room hunt it down and kill it with a steak knife on your desk from last nights dinner
CLIENT ASKS FOR MORE CHANGES SET HIM ON FIRE
out of grenades throw tantrum instead
constipation? shotgun!
Eat food Take a Swim
spice girls?  taste like chicken
pay for a 1.29 song on itunes? Burns steve jobs' house down!
you call that an anatomy lesson? I call it dinner
no iphone 5? kill steve jobs
loses service doesnt call back
Got fired from job set your boss on fire
she broke your heart? eat hers!
Insanity Puppy? he was delicious
I like my wishky old and my women tied up and locked in the basement
your girlfiend give to you a cd of justin bieber use it to chop off her throat
WAY OF LIFE eat
duct tape 5 year old sister to chair make her watch happy tree friends
DIVIDE BY ZERO THEN DIVIDE THAT BY ZERO
Twinkle twinkle little star im gonna run you over with my car
I like animals That's why I eat people
Don't like me? Drink bleach and snort anthrax
History teacher is annoying you history teacher is now history
You call it blood I call it lube
CHILD ABUSE MUST END IN DECAPITATION!
RANDOM GIRL LIKES HIS PROFILE PIC BURN HER HOUSE DOWN
red light. dead pedestrians.
rock-a-bye baby. die!
i'm in twilight. arghhhhh!
Out of printer ink? Use Children's BLood
Meet for negotiations. Extinguish cigar in enemy's coffee.
conversation stops because of an awkward topic start the same conversation again
rip off head take out soul
Someone calls you fat eat them
Dusky holi apply directly to the forehead
locked out of house kick wall down
SILENCE IS GOLDEN DUCKTAPE IS SILVER
Approaches deer crossing sign. waits...
masturbate continue masturbating
she dumped you? you dump her body
she said 'make me food' i made her into food
says ex-boyfriend was abusive you're a glutton for punishment
GO ORGANIC EAT LOCAL FLESH
MEETING WITH AN EX PREPARE MIND BY WATCHING FINAL HALF HOUR OF THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Trip on carpet Burn down House
I PLAY GUITAR WITH NO FINGERS
sell soul to devil on credit!
sing the 'Happy Birthday' song Forget the person's name just because
leave nothing unraped
bitches get shit done
Friends suggests Going out for coffee grind it with your teeth
she broke your heart broke her face
Roses are red violets are blue I am have a gun get in the van
She Brings you soup Smack her and tell her sandwiches only!!!!!!!!!!!!
go make PB&J out of PB Throw sandwich away
More hate MORE FUN!!!
she made my sandwich... i made her grave.
EAT YOUR COUSIN  SHIT InBREDS
she asked if i could cook dinner Nope.                  Ate her Raw
go to hell bite satan's head off!!!
Friend won't stop Saying how cute her baby is tell her how delicious it was
Do i want to go for something to eat? if by eat you mean rupture your liver
weekend tear some shit up
They throw their hands up in the air sometimes. NO MERCY!!!
Lose a penny Cook 6 million jews until i get it back
buy a gun rob the gun store
You can just call me marjory stewart-baxter
KILL YOUR BOSS WITH SPOON
old lady says hi Punch her in the F*cking mouth
friend got a new cat? thanks for the free lunch!
gf breaks up break up her neck
girl scout with cookies on the door devour her
Eat Hands Shit APPLAUSE
GLOBAL MAPLE STORY HAS IP BLOCK FOR HALF OF THE WORLD
SET THE RULES ON FIRE SNORT THE ASHES
go skinny dipping in a pool of acid.
ENCOUNTER LEGENDARY POKEMON KILL 'EM ALL
been on 9gag for years just started watching game of thrones
Jeff the killer tells you to go to sleep I tell him to go to hell
I called her 'babe' In front of her boyfriend
Steal candy from a baby Eat the baby
eating hot soup add a piece of scorpion pepper
want to burn calories? set yourself on fire!
trying to give up smoking on a comedown
Pickens County Schools have 2 half days instead of 1 full day??? Brilliant!!!
GIVE ME BEER or give me death
Boss tells me I'm fired  Pour gasoline on boss
GF said I have a nice ass 'At least one of us does'
Changed my name to sir rapealot! Girl asked me why... BAD MISTAKE!!
I WANT TO STOP TYPING MEME BUt the demONS EITHER WANT MEMES OR HUMAN SACRIFICE AND HUMAN SACRIFICE DAY IS TOMORROW!
sees tank kills him with frying pan
A wolf AMONG the IDPA sheep
Shooter stand by contact
Sees Ethan  Dies of horror
Eat spicy pho Outside in 90 degree heat!
I can do the cinnamon challenge with CoCaine!
i CONSUMED A DOZEN DEVILED EGGS AND I FEEL FINE!
25 years old  still plays maplestory and tells everyone who asks what i did saturday night
I just met you
dead serious
mows lawn at 1130 on saturday night
RAN INTO EX? RAN OVER EX!
Derrick Hall POKE RESPONSIBLY!!!
Started raw diet 100% carnivore
WRITES THESIS IN LATEX EMBEDS FLASH CONTENT
old macdonald had a farm k-i-l-l-u
teeth not white enough drink bleach
Get email from professor: 'why haven't you handed in this assignment?' respond to email: 'What are you talking about? you never assigned anything like that'
don't worry it's genetic
getting feedback from critics during final review texting
asks for a day off work and gets denied calls in sick on the requested day
RESORT TO CANNIBALISM BEFORE THE PLANE CRASH
Stub Toe dance on legos
I hate justin bieber
Save the whales harpoon the whalers
PORTER GETS SICK CLIMBING KILIMANJARO CARRIES BAGS TO SUMMIT ALONE
The quickest way to a womans' heart? through her sternum!
Mom reading texts over shoulder Starts sexting
My friends' wives when they ask to play golf
hold in fart during lecture blast it out when the room is silent for the test
christian grey  role playing as Patrick Bateman!
CYCLES ACROSS CANADA Not far enough. keeps going
When you gaze into the abyss I eat your face!
shanghai? shang-bye!
save money on indoor heating using fireplace burn fetuses from abortion clinic
TEeth need fixing? my dentist is called shotgun
not sure if shit or fart russian roulette
I couldn't decide between rotten corpse or burnt corPse in blood soup So i Added both
wears flip-flops to chem lab
Watched Donnie Darko MAKES COMPLETE SENSE
wins lottery burns ticket
TAKE HER HOME? SHE DOESN'T LIVE THERE ANYMORE.
ORDER GENUINE CHINESE FOOD FROM THE PET SHOP
Get's maced Asks for seconds
MY HOTDOGS ARE MADE FROM LIPS & ASSHOLES OF HUMANS
TAKES PHOTO OF MOVING PELOTON FROM POLE POSITION CROPS AND TWEETS IT ON THE FLY
Look out Carrie has to poop
remove kebab       remove arab diversity is genocide
Is acussed of pedophilia  becomes a teacher
Graduates at 21 with a phd
Calls in sick from work
Roses Are Red Violets are red their covered in your blood
*Gets Roadhead* Only one in the car
kills a hipster 'Now whos underground?'
Writes on crack Edits on ritalin
trains legs day before five day trip to the alps
has headache breaks finger to forget the headache
turn the other cheek so i can get a good bite
Ran into ex AT FULL SPEED!
IF U THINK BEING A LAWYER IS REWARDING  IT's NOT
oUT OF TAMPONS? hERE
Fun ideas? Kill yourself
bring quarters to the strip club make it hail!!!
WHY wont this boner go away
Bring Quarters to the strip club Make it hail!
There is 'laughter' In 'Manslaughter'
pretend to believe in equality to troll marxist fags
THE GROUNDHOG SAID 6 MORE WEEKS OF WINTER SO I ATE HIM
metal detector goes off. run.
DOOR OPEN BEHIND YOU HAVE MEATSPIN RUNNING ON THE OTHER MONITOR
spicy buffalo chicken sandwich for lunch go home on public transportation
shits in bathroom eat the shit again!!!!!!!!!!!
'Windows needs to restart' restart later
happy? is that an oxymoron?
I make bloody marys by touching mirrors
Can't find the person who stole your pen? Process of elminination
ROOMMATES HAVING LOUD SEX kNOCK ON DOOR AND SAY THANKS AFTER FAPPING TO IT
walk balls first into shower without a temperature check
Keep me from     graduating? i think not
In far right lane Turns Left
start final paper day it's due
makes front page on Reddit Delets post
ho! ho! ho! i put aids in your stocking
Man chasing you with a knife to your car check mirrors and tire pressure before starting engine
medium double double i said extra large
I USE BLOOD FOR LUBE
rawr! yes i'm a famous scary movie wolf no
I'm the black dog not barking
GF ASKED ME IF SHE'S ALREADY FAT ANSWERED YES
lavender town theme is my ringtone
roses are red
Agile? Scrum? Waterfall? ADHD Methodology
Original Lavender Town theme? I love that song!
Say it once more that justin bieber is better than linkin park And your body shall lie with me forever!!
donate blood all of it
life gives you lemons fuck it in the ass and give it lemon-aids
governemt shutdown? hell yeah!
I have BPD I just get this way sometimes.
barefoot in the lego factory
prank calls without *67
Time flies? Throw a clock at their face!
see a tandem bike on the road? Double Points.
tells me to stop howling tells them to stop begging for mercy
DO THE CINNAMON CHALLENGE WITH CAYENNE PEPPER!
what do you call bullies? food
Make a meme of my face!? i'll make a mask from yours!!!
trying to quit smoking is like being in PRISON and a model walks through
Friend says it would be cool to be batman kill his parents
in the delivery room spawn camping
You pulled the lever and voted wrong i pulled the trigger and now you're gone!
finds a bear trap tea-bags it
do cinnamon challenge with cocaine
watches hotel rWAnda in history class wonders why nobody else is laughing
I like my women like i like my wine five years old and in my basement.
Original Lavender Town Theme? I love that song!
Look like A old thunderdome album coveR Cals lawYer to su memegenerator
reads edgar allen poe starts a cult
Get's a killing spree in real life
never capture the moment take no prisoners
Kill two birds with one stone??? Kills stone with two birds!
birthday somewhere in the world life goal failure
plays paintball game uses knife to conserve ammo
lavender town ghost?! i can kill more pokemon than him!!
Overly manly man? You mean my owner
'Finds a Porcupine' cuddles it!!!
lollipop lollipop up up up your ass
Watch a clip on xvideos share it on facebook
doesn't leave tip decapitation immenent
If you hate heavy metal  I ate you
Violence isn't the answer It's the solution!
A B C D E F G i will kill your family
Masturbate with purell
dentist said i need a retainer. So
Detonates Nuke over Pig's brick house enjoys glow-in-the dark bacon
adobe reader update rapes a nun
I kill for less
the ice cream truck? thats like the dinnerbell to me
walking home by yourself Easy target
Lights go out Ravens play badly all of a sudden
Light Molotov COCKTAIl drink it
Shuts off Snooze Sleeps through genocide
baby on board sign target acquired
he left a hickey on your neck without permission? leave a huge stab wound on his neck. without permission too.
crush has a CRUSH on someonelse  crush his nuts
row row row your boat straight into hell
WHAT YOU WANT FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY IS VIRGINITY? LET ME BORROW IT FOR A SECOND
there was an old woman who lived in a shoe
I will make sure your balls will drop to ring in the new year
I like my women how I like my wine Locked in my basement
grumpy cat? I raped him
i put the semen in basement
STRAP BOMB ON CHEST NOW YOU'RE IN CONTROL
Fight with Chuck Norris Bring it on
SHOW ME YOUR  MILK PILLOWS
Life gave that guy lemons go eat them
Mayan prophecy was wrong make it right!
you know that meme on the internet? i invented it
Healthy guy parks in handycap space Run his ass over! Make an honest man out of him!!!
little miss muffet sat on a tuffet till I ate her
finished essay before deadline blew up admissions office anyway
She's bleeding because it's her time of the month to die
Friends are like balLoons THey die when you stab them
Coming Home for Christmas Whether you like it or Not
Go to the dentist make the dentist cry
SHE SAID WE NEEDED A SPARK SET HER ON FIRE
LEG FALLS ASLEEP CHOPS IT OFF
forgets to shave mustache rapes children for consistency
brother says he wishes he'd never been born grants his wish
Shoots a pregnant woman Double kill
parents ask what ''fapping'' means demonstrate!
TAP YOUR PENCIL ONE MORE TIME
Y U NO DIE
order pizza use delivery guy as toppings
gives the gift that keeps on giving herpes
Grandpa falls finsih him
like a girl? cut off blood flow to her corroded artery. She'll fall for you.
Eat an onion like an apple!
I'LL MAKE  IT FIT
sees hot girl in shop sprints home to masturate
I like my women the way I like my coffee Ground up and in the freezer
PARENTS CATCH YOU MASTURBATING? LOOK THEM IN THE EYE AND FINISH
toilet stopped up beat the shit out of it
She won't give you head cut off her head
hey i just met you - this is crazy as smooth as an axe through your baby
you know whats good about unconcious women? They cant say no..
Justice is blind Fill the sockets with candy
I had sex with that corpse before it was cool
Roses are red So is your blood
im going to grind the heck out of you during the slow songs
my hairstyle is like your body i nailed it
A Severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer
I like the color red
VIOLENCE is not the answer violence is the question. The answer is yes.
Jackhammer? Prostate Massage
lights up joint doesn't pass it
she wants you to go shopping with her sell her organs on the black market and go shopping
Radiation? I don't need more superpowers!
you said you liked alternative death by spoon
Install new ram but backwards
I EAT A BOWL OF SCREWS WITHOUT MILK!
These woods are scary? Ive gotta walk back alone
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable  Like a coma
row row row your boat gently down the river of corpses merrily merrily merrily merrily  life is a nightmare you can never escape
special ingredient? tears of dead babies
you are what you eat 'Incorrect! you are what the next person eats'
watches 'Super size me' eats at mcdonalds
Pay way too much money to bring Messi to Saudi STICK GUN IN HIS FACE!!?
he'll be harder to find in pieces
push a hipster down the stairs now look who's tumbling
HOSTAGE TRIES TO REASON WITH YOU? KILL HIS FAMILY
YOLO? I say YODO!
traffic camera takes your picture picture is you destroying camera
Watch two girls 1 cup On repeat!
BEAUTY IS ONLY SKIN DEEP mUTILATION IS DEEPER
GF on her Perion Better! No lubricant needed
Goes to queen fan club blasts 'Ice Ice BAby'
Break Diet Start Suicide Note
parents ask you what 'fapping' means demonstrate
Smokes weed
CHECK GOT KEYS DONT CHECK AGAIN
hit someone with the car dinner time
hey i just met you
BRUSH TEETH DRINK JUICE
KILL IT BEFORE IT LAYS EGGS
WANTS A GIRLFRIEND GOES TO THE MORGUE
Trick or treat get in my van
boyfriend forgets about you? forget to hide his body
Stop turning off the a/c
i'm so sexy i made a straight guy hard one time it was that or the fact i had cut his throat 7 hours ago
SEARCH THROUGH BINARY TREE USE BIG O' AXE
they took my meal i took their joy of living
finish tour in iraq bring family back for vacation
FEel baby kicking? kick baby back
If violence doesn't solve all your problems  You aren't using enough of it
You 17 Death 1 Happy Birthday
Only listens to Raw hardstyle because the screeches sound like screams
she was big on accesories turned her head in a jack o'lantern
yolo!?!? I'll kill you then bring you back to kill you again!!
rageholic?! nope
sees slenderman follows
says she doesn't love anymore now she doesn't live anymore!!!
if she doesn't have enough holes make more with circular saw!
she cut me off i cut her up
she stole my cds i stole her life
he gave me bad advice i gaqve him a rusty nail file to the neck
he misled me i misled him off a cliff
who needs gum? chew razorblades!!
found decapitated head new dodgeball!!
murder somebody? Donate body to orphanage! More toys!!
eat her liver with fava beans and drink her blood with some ice cold coors light
real surprise party murder everyone at party
she said i had two left feet so i took her right foot!!
I'm not insane everyone else is just to cowardly
bathe in your enemies' blood never use water again
become a dentist never user anything besides pliers!!
USES ICY HOT AS LUBE
Where's Waldo? Which half?
rrrRRRaaaaaa i look like a bat more than a wolf
LOST? EAT THE MAP
jingle bells jingle bells you will go to hell
GETS CALLED A CREEP STANDING RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Forgot his name carve it into his forhead
friends are just the people you choose to kill last
you say you like yolo? I like yodo
what if someone... they die!!!
Tells kid a bedtime story Amnesia
FInished the spartan beast? Do ANOTHER lap!
Im the sanest person at this tea party rally
murder time  fun time
Read Hamlet populate ophelia's orisons
Roses are red
Catches parents doing it starts masturbating
get high on bath salts pre-game by eating a baby
takes part in no fap challange still goes on /R/ gonewild
Put icy hot on balls rub one out
how much cheese is too much cheese?!
NEVer forget never forgive
JACOB BLACK DOESN'T GOT SHIT ON ME
little red riding? good!
i'm not racist racism only happens to white people
goes to the elite four brings only a team of magikarp
15 hours of gilmore girls 15...hours... of gilmore girls
show me your war face
men invented cars i invented car crash's
someone walks in on you masturbating look them in the eyes and finish
so I  herd u liek  DEATH
Fired from job? Fire building while boss is trapped inSide! Medium Rare
50 SHADES OF GREY AND TWILIGHT POTION OF FAGGOTRY
Take my sister  BUT NOT MY PLAYSTATION!!!
RELOAD THE AVERAGE KINDERGARTEN HAS MORE THEN SIX KIDS IN IT
I dont want fop dammit im a dapper dan man
catches the flu breaks its arm!
Get into staring contest with Slender Man WIN!
JUST THREW UP? DRINK MORE!!
Uses snap caps in self defense edc magazines
When life gives you brats make bratwurst
She wanted me to touch her heart so i ripped out of her chest
put on clothes iron them
smoking crack
does it hurt?
JOINS AVENGERS PUTS IRONMAN SUIT ON THOR
alone at 1:00am time to play dead space
Friends are like trees They Fall down after you hit them multiple time with an axe
Tolerance What you use after you empty the magazine
becomes an astronaut to bark closer at the moon
see's a baby sets it on fire
Best way to quiet a squawking baby? Shit in its mouth
Take a vacation in germany to 511 kinderheim
RAPES A stripper IN ONE HUMP
guest stars in dexter kills dexter
Use the zombie APOCALYPSE to presue hobbies necrophilia
Play Paintball use a knife to save ammo
trying to lose weight better eat 500 calories of mayo
your friend cut himself shaving finish the job!
dio porco dio boia
jay walk the new jersey turnpike
PARENTS BULLYING CLASSMATES ON FACEBOOK? TELL THEM TO GROW UP!
joke?  SURE !
when there's an elephant in the room use it as an animal of war!
Meme Generator won't work? make the owner's life not work.
Didnt like the way the horror movie ended  kills everyone in the theater in a more creative way
24 hour masturbation marathon to the human centipede
What doesn't kill you is certainly not me
who the hell stole my teddy bear?
cant lose weight normally? rip fat with your bare hands
is hungry like wolf
NEW KID AT SCHOOL? NUKED AT SCHOOL
IF I POUR CHEMICALS OVER DEAD PEOPLE THEY COME BACK
neighbours cat's on my car wheres my machete
love is like a red rose dipped in the blood of our enemys
Stop eating my sesame cake
people trying to sell you shit at your door? plant some mines!
Wanks in tissue then blows nose in it
Played 5fdp on van to field day combat mode activated
Hit a worker: $10
she said we were cut from the same cloth so i stitched us back together
i like my women like my cheese full of holes and sliced up on my sandwich
The dark side lies.... they have no cookies
Little Peter Rabbit had a fly upon his nose RIP LITTLE PETER RABBIT
Cut me off in Traffic I cut your head off at next rest area
kill a hipster by drowning them in the mainstream
A buck for every time I let someone live  Poor as shit
Goes to class Masturbates
Gets medical marijuana card starts doing blow
i just comitted suicide... twice
You dared to compare  bella and katniss?!!?!
Watches 'is Sugar toxic' eats pancakes drowning in syrup
wants an education goes to acton high
yolo? how about stfu
goes to lg wearing glowing shoelaces and nothing else
She Breaks your heart you break her face
I can run faster with an erection than you can scared
Garrus got knocked out by a direct hit with a rocket. They tried to pull the same trick on me
win epona in a race nail horseshoes to loser's face
lose a tooth Take Someone Else's!
AHHHHH ACTIVIA!!!!
pen run out of ink write with blood
Mcdonalds goes under fat bitches die
Plays skyrim on max difficulty No enchanting or smithing perks
TURN ON SKYLINE WATCH THE WHOLE MOVIE
TEACHER FAILED MY TEST ATE TEACHER
Mila kunis and Natalie portman at the same time!
FriEnd told me how the movie ends i showed them how their life ends!
when in hell make s'mores
constipation: Can't give a shit
You want that in powerpoint? Prepare to die
Take a shit SMell Fingers to decide wheter or not to wash hands
girlfriend says you can have her heart kano wins!
JUST met a really geat guy his name is hannibal
sees teens facebooking in library goes up to one and smacks face with book
play
Need a facelift? not i f you don't have a face
became a catholic raped the preacher
u say u no want kids i can help...
Pressed the 'b' button when metapod was evolving did it on purpose
Has an exam burns down the school the day before
I go to church To turn crosses upside down
GOes with family to chuck e. Cheese's To eat children
make list of economic assumptions first assumption: all assumptions are true
she asked if i wanted a combo breaker!
cherub corpses in the vapor MARTYRS WRAPPED IN BUTCHER PAPER
Hello My name is rosie o'donnell
Humane society? now the inhumane society.
got timeline get back in 85 an create another future without it
Misses call Hits school
masochist asks you to beat them yell 'NO!'
hurt your heart? Choke a hoe!
GF tells you to sleep you put her to sleep by strangling her
2012 world ending? time to let out your cannibal instinct
Make a Track with No Melody Call yourself a Musician
RAN OUT OF BREAD? EAT CUTLERY
RUNS OUT of bread eats cutlery
CUTS HIMSELF whilst shaving starts using hammer instead
realises he didn't wipe his ass after shitting doesn't care
masterbates ten times in a row masterbates again
Calls all in with 10 7 Arrggh
band festival tomorrow i only play in one song!
Takes all of advice dog's advice
ENTERS HOTEL SHITS ON FLOOR
GOES TO DOCTOR SHITS ON FLOOR
Take a bite from the fruit of knowledge I KNOW EVERYTHING!!!
IN-LAWS don't like you?  ...what in-laws?
say alleluia during lent
Weggie your friend till you rip his boxers off
Drop Tables? Does not run begin tran
Drive slow in school zones Not because I have to
Dorm Mate Pisses on toilet seat for fun. I Cut out his tongue and use it to wipe off the urine!
Due TOMORROW? Do Tomorrow.
cant find remote control throw tv out of window
She broke your heart rip out hers... with dull a pick-axe
Goes skydiving during a tornado
Y u no believe in god? I am god!
Dear diary: 'Today I made a lovely stew for 3 children and their parents..' '..The parents didn't think my stew was mature enough
Girlfriend talks to another man silently plots murder scheme
Roommate wakes me up at 8am his entrails decorate the dorm
long line for buff chick? burn them all
ShOOT siamese twins collateral hit
Kill maim done
bank doesn't want to lend money? crash the market!
murderers? yeah i eat those too!
Listen to mediation music At 200 decibel
Showed 5 year old 2 girls 1 cup
use thermal imagining to find invisible children food for years
get through traffic by driving a monster truck
your nemesis feels cold set him ablaze
one black eye make it even
Listens to ingested see's nothing wrong
found 'emocore' page on facebook creates a hit list
scatter thumb-tacks on locker room floor fap from a distance
slam fingers in door fap violently
Wrap CLINGFILM around face vomit
gets braces on goes home and eats a bag of chips
DiSCIPLINE MY FAVORITE SNACK
friend pukes during meal finish their food for them
put a portal in a portal
Blindfold yourself stomp on the gas
Three melee champs already selected Auto lock garen
Won't stop  yelling The Doctor's real name
Toddler complains of being too cold Bury it in the center of the Earth!!
go to an all-you-can-eat buffet eat the owners
play skyrim do all quests
I like my women like my tartare Raw
Connect two 9V Batteries IT'S A BOMB!
Pull a muscle? KEEP LIFTING!!!!!!!
roses are red
I play with lives with knives
black person stares at you stare back
Write your essay Now!!!
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer
You probably thought this wolf is real nope chuck testa
Types Facebook Comment Doesn't use quotation marks
sees a plug on the floor deliberately               walks on it
hears that friend is mad at you chase him with an axe
roses are red
LEAVE BRItney ALONE
'Check Your Time RECORD for Last  Week' MARked as spam
Obama betrays his message of hope and change in 2008 Obama 2012!!!
Things that go 'bump' in the night never hear me sneaking up
Little girl sticks     tongue out. Break her ovaries.
shave your pubes with a blunt razor
SINGLE FEMALE WALKING BY HERSELF? YUM.
diagnosed with cancer? go tanning while smoking and talking on a cell phone
play mw3 inverted!
shadowlurker in the house GAME ON!
Shot in the foot Chop off Arm.
Play disc golf in snow use only white putter
YOU REMIND ME OF A SLINKY ESPECIALLY WHEN I PUSH YOU DOWN STAIRS
Watched the movie 'the grey' killed everyone in the theatre
WHY DID THE BOY DROP HIS ICE CREAM? HE WAS HIT BY A BUS
'who has two thumbs and likes-' * ACQUIRES sudden appetite for thumbs*
went 10-20 on cod get your kd back to even by killing 10 of your friends
Glob of Icy-Hot And A Cigarette Butt Floating in my Corona? Drink That Shit Anyway!
gets hit by a car doesn't go to the hospital
teach a man to fish
it's your Birthday one year less to live
play minecraft on creative mode destroys entire map with tnt
Finish work rip out USB
Joins meme war
SWAM TO THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN RETRIEVED OSAMA
Sees baloon falling lets it hit the ground
CRY WOLF WEEP FOR FORGIVENESS
watches animal planet rips out producers throat
wait for the next hipster finger in his stretched lobes and run
sniffs cocain just to come down
You're losing blood fast? found it on my chainsaw
get nate to do something
LEAGUE OF LEGENDS NOT WORKING WIPE EVERYTHING ON COMPUTER
ANarchy; 'eh no! I refuse to take my tablets!
Roses are red violets are blue Lets snort some ketamine off a hooker
mom walks in mid jerk finish him
deficient guy dropped from the wheel chair? Laughs!
semi-truck accident on      railroad tracks oncoming train still wins
final exam tomorrow tell teacher i'm sick
walk on the left while going up school stairs never walk again
drops crisp packet in the hub you are banned for life!
your mum got hit by a train? action replay
she sent me a dear john letter I sent her anthrax
She said get a life so i took hers
Got rickrolled watched 10 hour rickroll to feel better
She Leaves you for More 'Christ-like' man Crucify HIM
synthesize potent inflammation factor inject it in myself
granny falls PEe in her face
PAPER DUE AT MIDNIGHT STARTS AT 10:30PM
my wife had an abortion i ate it
water almost as expensive per gallon as gasoline drink all of the gasolines
Take entire box of laxatives run marathon
gets stood up makes sure she never stands up again
take ex-lax with coffee go on date
Call of Duty Scream back!
shit beside the toilet tell everyone
'I love this song' I love your screams
you Ate the last oreo you've got five seconds to run
Lifts fire alarm Watch out! We have a badman!
Eat babies 'family Dinner'
girl has taken your heart for st valentines day? rip hers out!
Does she lay like a dead fish during sex? Throw her in the oven & Bake her for dinner!
Mymathlab? mymethlab
School sucks burn that shit down!
start a fire in halls find out who ignores the alarm
Low-carb ice cream whisky on rocks
Burn it burn it all to the ground
SKHLF fhfdghgfh
Had trouble saying awake so i bombed a starbucks!
god works in mysterious ways satan works much better!!!
Baby Won't go to sleep? Shake things up!
you get a court summons summon the devil!!!
No pinata fill wife with unwrapped candy
someone insults you!? rip his throat out and choke him with it!
BITE TONGUE?? FINISH TONGUE!
NO URBAN PLANNING IS NOT 'LIKE ARCHITECTURE'
No fap feb? put on exfoliating gloves
my mind is like a steel trap
roses are red
doctor says you need heart transplant rip his out to save money
cop says papers... say scissors!
Girlfriend Wants to Feel special Break her legs!
I. Like. Cookies!
SHADOWLURKER IN THE HOUSE? GAME ON!
i just saved a bunch of money by  eating my children
Had sex with a pregnant woman?! Threesome!!
fbi shuts down megaupload shut down their existance
visit mekka spread pig blood all over the place
Experiance the alps in shorts
Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? LIKE A COMA
Someone egged your house? Burn theirs to the ground
take your school to the next level threat level red!
Your period? You mean lube right?
spark says take 5 takes 1700 instead
Clean cat box with tongue
Snow in the way? Burn the world
FIRE ALARMS IN APARTMENT BUILDING BREAK BOTTLES OF LIQUOR OVER LIT STOVE
You make me feel like i want to vomit
Get song stuck in head Rips heart out
i always look like this in the morning don't be afraid
want to redecorate room to red theme Fast? start throwing dead babies against the wall
Punched in balls gets boner
Shave with  bear Beard    longer
'Hello world' Goodbye   'world'
Roast is dry Baste with  napalm
arrow to the knee? axe to the skull
when life gives you lemons shove them up your ass
software comes with no warranty? Install on life Support!
CPR? fus ro rah!
fatal   overdose five times
eat neighbours wear skins for hallowen
SEES DO NOT DISTURB SIGN. URGE TO DISTURB: riSING.
Girlfriend on period? Drink the blood
The best thing in life JACKINg off with broken glass
fail at parkoour break arms to be more aerodynamic
Take Nyquil stay awake
you call it a flamethrower i call it heating
hot water cut off? blood bath
was your dad a bong? cause you look very hittable
drink battery acid counteract with chocolate bunny
live off the grid wind powered electric chair
rewire calculator divide by zero!
synthesia spot future victims in a crowd
Checks self submitted comments/threads Downvotes them all
stephen merchant plays small crushable wheatly? i make him smaller
Get Pupils DILATED  Play Battlefield 3
don't panic? too late
Rainy Monday Decaf
she talked to you? kill her
notice MACE on keychain challenge accepted
hey man look at me rocking now
lobotomy because i have a dull spoon and i'm bored
bolt antlers to a childs forehead look at the cute little deer!
get sentenced for Manslaughter kill all man
saves small animal from the street rapes and eats it soon as it gets better
gets done showering immediately shit
PMS ARRIVED RAAAAWWWWW
ENEMY DOGS INBOUND
She brings food eat her
silence is golden duct tape is silver
you are a delicate flower perfect addition to my soup
pierce 'yo nips with an icepick
someone is drowing at the pool throw them a cinder block
girl made fun of you in 3rd grade find her whereabouts these days and slit her throat
watches brave little toaster doesn't cry
beat a surgeon now who needs urgent care
Call courage wolf a pansy and say 'come at me bro
you see a semi hurdling toward you trying to avoid you. stay in front of it.
Thinking of something to say stopped caring half a nanosecond after i started thinking.
discovered lemon party holds a gun to your head and makes you fap to it
hacks into play station network steals money burns the money and plays psn with no lag
end of the world next year? make it happen
Help an old lady cross the road half way
hydrocarbons? bathe in crude oil
Tooth pick under big toenail kick wall hard
Want to please god? have a racial cleansing!
become an organ donor
Drive car Hit bowl of salvia
The Gym Showers. Prepare to lose your Innocence. More Penises there than ChatRoulette.
Gives a laptop to a homeless person without battery
takes an arrow to the knee pulls it out and shoots it in your eye
Visit cheyenne
stole her heart then ate it!!!!!
Girlfriend buys you a terry's chocolate orange Whack and unwrap her
You wave hi I take your arm off and wave bye
preaches against birth control coathanger salesman
doctor told me to eat more protein he needed more salt
God says
pulls you over make you stop on tracks
IM SICK KILL EVERYONE THAT SAYS QQ
Bad case of 'carpet weed' BURN house down to smoke
Go on a killing spree in a Hospice Why NOt?
daughter is stillborn needed new fleshlight anyway
Looks at thread WHAT DO YOU MEAN IM A PEASENT?!
Buys gram of kief snorts it
gamble responsibly play russian roulette with cops
No one likes facebook status about day Unfriend everyone
jumps up on owner after claw trim bloodbath
I DONT HAVE AN ADDICTION!!!
Battlefield 3 non stop rage
used to be courage wolf then someone wished death upon my children.
go to a riot for the excercise!
Best in BF3? Make a death sandwich with plenty of warsauce
Browse r/wtf fap to it
BURGLAR BREAKS INTO MY HOUSE SPIDERS GOT A FLY
northkorean dictator dead? looks like im busy the next years...
perform a wire act on a      electric fence
meets the president downvotes him
kidnap children make them dress like elves
have some kids eat them raw!
hot date? try a flamethrower
don't worry
slay dragon in video game kill all lizards in pet store in real life
it doesn't matter if you're black
Collect Rusty Nails Drink Them
I violently protest drug use by shooting heroin and chopping up cocaine
DUMPS girlfriend wipes ass
dumps girlfriend wipes ass
Saw open children's heads Where's the sugarplums!?!
Coupon to neverland ranch? use it at penn state
people calling in middle of night should be punished by death
Astrophysics final tomorrow? sleep is for the weak
Buy a bb gun bring it to school
teacher gives you an f you f* them right back
teacher gives you a d take a shit on their child
watched childbirth fapped
coworker asks for 6th smoke break that night beat her with cash register
Manager says aisles don't look clean enough  dragon kick him in the trachea.
Special needs kid is late to class still count as tardy
WALK TO MORDOR FLY BACK
NEIGHBOR SAYS HI SHRIEK LIKE A PTERODACTYL AND FLY AWAY WITH HIS SON
Box of kittens? microwave dinner.
baby crying? make it drink whiskey
no more toilet paper? lick it clean
customer looking for christmas forks on sale  that are right in front of her face gouge her eyes out with them
raise up children... from the dead!!!!!
PEANUT BUTTER
Sex is simple. over six? overqualified.
cop running plates brake check
Ignorant Townspeople of Sibiu
they sent the text message to the wrong person i sent them the wrong coffin
find wierd mole don't have dr look at it
i bake zombies for breakfast!
Dump a pepper in chili REd Hot chili peppers
I jerk your neck back and forth
Take an arrow in the knee take another arrow in the knee!
buy new tv pay for extended warranty
Learn chinese thru fortune cookies
Make a carpet out of legos
boyfriend came on the floor picks it up with a spoon and inserts it
parents ask what fap means demonstrate
Reads Right to left
i would have grown a finals beard this semester had i studied for finals
Stop playing skyrim! go outside to pillage and burn!
broke 6 ribs in crash? sleep it off
EX Wont take you back breAk her back
Repost my post? now its personal
GIRLFRIEND WANTS A NECKLACE TIE HER UP LIKE A DOG
take an arrow to the knee become in no way impaired or hindered in your career
MASTURBATE USE SANDPAPER
mom won't stop crying baby eat the baby! who's crying now?
watches a justin bieber video fap
homework? burn school
get team killed kill their family
hang SOMEONE with noose? hang them with their intestines
Snagged your little toe on the coffee table again Get the chainsaw!
DAMN NATURE YOU SCARY
No pen? Use blood!
Control     Alt RAGE!!!!!
See 'Mean Girls' Immediately go out and buy all her other movies
WHAT? MORE FIRE!!!
2 v 5 DIVE THE TURRET
He didn't believe I could beat him in a fight one handed so I shot him three times
Stick Toothpick under toenail Kick wall
adventurer? i'll stick an arrow in your knee
BITCHES COMPLAINING  FEED THEM TO THE PIGS
Gums start bleeding KEEP brushing!
blow load to soon carry on
Fail bar exam succeed to hit lawyers with a  bar
not accepted into juilliard begin genocide.
DONT SAY YES TO DRUGS SAY YES PLEASE!!!
I Don't Know what we're shouting about!
Grounded through christmas holidays if a&p notebook isn't in by wednesday? Move out and Molotov the house
RIDE ON loose BRICKS FEEL LIKE A TANK
War Face! I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck
BUY BAREFOOT SHOES CONTINUE TO HEAL STRIKE
boyfriend breaks your heart break his brakes
Take shit in my toilet? i'll take a shit on your grave!
Read through sec related thread post about game
retirement savings  US TREASURY BONDS
dies once.. runs in EVERY TIME respawns
MISSPELL A WORD ON A REDDIT POST DON'T CORRECT IT
MOVIES THAT MAKE YOU SCREAM MAKE ME LAUGH
Play The Settlers Online For Free Bleed Ubisoft To death
trying to stop but can't resist junk food? add poison
Gets Tired Deprecates sleep instead
Hurl Body through fiberglass window Take Zero Damage
Kids get 4.0 GPA THey're safe another year!
Take cs50 hack david malan
lunch?  no thanks
get a gun use it as a toilet paper
get a gun use it as a tampon
butthole itches use a chainsaw to scratch it
Forever alone? Because I killed everyone else
enter fishing contest release the kraken
Cyn Offline? Free Pet Buffet
person i dont like wants to fight fire with fire so i burned her house down
My muddy water will wip your ass!
find a coat hanger yumm fetus on a stick
I like my women like i like my onions minced
PEOPLE SEE YOU TALKING TO YOURSELF IN THE CAR NOT ON BLUETOOTH
Wants to blow girl's back out reloads 12 gauge...
Wants to Blow Girl's Back Out... Loads the 12 Gauge
LAUGHED AT FOR PLAYING POKEMON USE BITE. TO THEIR FACE
Read creepypasta FAP vigorously
gets caught fapping turns volume up
cut me in line? I cut your wrists
OCCUPY The Grave
Teacher Gives homework give them aids!
Play skyrim kill everyone!!!
eat 10 oreos dont drink milk
SHRED ALL CM DOCUMENTS GET 3 DAY PASS
riverwood chicken i just want to eat you
argue with teacher change subject for no reason at all
Interview jerry sandusky victim  in the shower
eAT OUT WITH GIRLFRIEND EAT GIRLFRIEND OUT
eat your homework automatic a
18 and not dead yet? my time has come
no chairs kILL PEOPLE AND USE THEIR BODIES AS CHAIRS
dad i don't like mom shut up and eat
Wants to buy a soda Buys beer
Go to a U2 concert. Give eVeryone aids!
not enough cowbell? GET MORE DAMN COWBELL!
my girlfriend said led zeppelin sucks...now she is single just kidding she's dead
flush toilet then do a massive shit
get caught rogue trading eat regulators for breakfast
no money for skyrim moves to alaska and hacks away in the wilderness
drinks bong water due to cottonmouth demands more
DOUBLE D`s? TASTY!!
3 DAYS TILL EIRTAKON DECAPITATE ALL THE STAFF
like my tacos how i like my skulls
chivalry is dead buy your corpse slave dinner
injected epinephrine went to sleep
do re mi fa sol la ti... shoot you in the FACE
I swear this never happens... Faps 30 mins later
TEACHER MARKS YOUR TEST F MARK HER WITH A SAW
tear hole in back of everyone's pants. Easy access.
I WILL RUN YOU OVER WITH A PARKED CAR I'll run you over with your own parked car
daughter thinks shes a virgin lol
read the yellowpages free hit list
LIVE IN OLD BLUE BUS EAT PEACOCK EGGS
take gummy vitamins eat the rest
name similar to wartarget shoot them anyway
YOU ARE NOT PREPARED!
Lonely? find one and pillage her
brick wall? paper!
watch boku no pico fap furiously!
hang up your jacket by its nads
Play Russian roulete. Fully loaded win
self inflicted gsw plug hole with knife
pull out flash drive without safely ejecting
I have a problem with drugs i cant find them
Tell someone its there time to die. They run away Break off there legs so they cant run from fate.
at bar
minecraft isn't a drug come back after you do cocaine
your mom don't let you play videogames kill her with the joystick
itunes updates punch babies
zombie comes at you bite the zombie and make it human
gets high on charlie sheen
Friendship is momentary death is      forever
Dentist: 'Say ahh' AAARGGGHHh!!!
Best way to a mans heart is through his stomach Best way to a womans is through her rib cage
reading 'mein kampf' with tears of joy
stop chemtrails use napalm
BITe the pillow i'm going in dry
running around screaming aint gonna help you hide
ring around a rosie ive got a gun
GO TO HELL FIGHT SATAN
read insanity wolf memes about raping and killing women stab everyone's eyes out who made one
SO I HEARD U LIKE BLOODY CORPSES?
PRIMAL SCREAM IN FIRST LIBE
The arab at subway messed up my order so i ate his daughter
BABY FALL ON FACE I LAUGH
Friends are just like trees they die if you hit them multiple time with an axe
Ask someone a quiestion and someone else answers I wasn't talking to you
See firefight in the distance? Ride your bike through that shit
tells you aren't hot enough burn her and snort her with your ass
Smelt what the rock was cooking snatched it up and gobbled it!
EAT Mass amounts of VITAMIN C MAke DISEASE Fear Your diet
the limit does not exist? i am the limit.
IN HOTEL WITH FRIENDS THROW iPOD AT FRIENDS HEAD IN MIDDLE OF NIGHT
Satan chose you to carry his big macs
I got 99 problems i ripped out all of their eyes
CAN'T TALK SENSE INTO HIM SHOVE A PIGGY BANK UP HIS ASS
CHUG COFFEE FALL ASLEEP
going fishing use nukes
he shows you his iphone 5 you make him eat your iphone 4 and take his
he told you dinner wasn't good decapitate him with a rusty spoon
they told me i spend too much time on the internet now they spend too much time 6 feet under
they told me to chill out i burned their houses
Play guitar hero with a piano
cook for humans? No
IT'S OVER 9000!!!
in soviet russia we have saying 'All your babies are belong to wolf!'
Slam dance to metallica on top of you classmates' scattered organs
PEEK-A-BOO i'M GONNA KILL YOU!
CAN'T PLAY PIANO? BEING CHINESE: YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG.
Baby cries cut out its vocal cords
its Over  9000!!!
YOU LIKE LISTENING TO DUBSTEP? I LIKE LISTENING TO THE SOUND OF YOU BEING TORTURED
get me a chicken sandwich by itself
drive motorbike on 7 year old tires slide footpegs next curve
Girl leans in to kiss you Bite her face off instead
Watch Closet land Take notes
Got Kaoru? Throw him out the window.
the below statement is true the above statement was false!
push a hipster down the stairs Look whos tumbling now!
facebook where is the dislike button????????
girl breaks up with you you break her
can i borrow a 10 cent piece? make with it!
Girl : Are you going for dandia TONIGHT?? run her over with yo car!!
HELP BLIND LADY CROSS THE ROAD LEAVE HER HALF WAY
YOU SWEET ? YEAH
Yeah i fancy you
say hello to jesus now say hello to rebecca black
'I want to play Russian Roulette' Pulls out grenade
I whip my hare Back and forth
Masturbate with hyrdochloric acid
Marylin Manson... Charles Monroe... WOW!
choking  on food masterbate for extra pleasure
get shot in the head walk away
at the movies shit all over the screen
i'm sure there's someone who knows WHERE YOU'vE BEEN
THEY CALLED ME INSANE I RAPED THEM ALL
watch kamen rider kick nearest living thing in the face
She put you in the friend zone? Put her in the dead zone
insanity wolf wants you to tear uncle sam's finger off and shove it up his red
BOCA is down AGAIN?!
mom and dad are having sex fap
press alt f4 when trolls tell you to there browser closes
Jack and jill went up the hill where he raped and impaled her
Do i like babies? sure
stop? NEVER
ORDER PIZZA EAT THE DELIVERY   mAN
sister says calm down watch her calmly float downstream
tell her you love her long time then embalm her
rob a bank using guitars
need some money  kill infants for ten cents
Can you smell what the wolf is cooking? You
DOn't Just Look At It EAT IT!
Give Candy to children lace with cyanide
don't jump! that's how john wilkes booth broke his leg!
Of all the things I've lost
walking down highway
CUT SOMEONES BALLS OFF dOn't Feel the pain in yours
girls screams 'no' during sex? scream louder and finish like a man
Syphons gas out of car keeps drinking
knock knock! who's there? get in the van
I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY WINE 12 YEARS OLD AND LOCKED IN A CELLAR
HUMTYDUMPTY FELL OF A WALL? i pushed him
bouncer makes you leave sit down and finish your beer first!
friend spells 'no one' like 'noone' kill their family
girl rejected me I REJECTED HER PLEAS TO LIVE
When Life gives you lemons make apple juice... and let them wonder how you did it!
see's kid getting beat up joins in
Pickles on burger kill mcdonalds
GO AHEAD
Insanity  IS MY ONLY MEANS OF RELAXATION
go skydiving burn parachute
go to the park set up explosives
friend leaves for vacation hide bodies in his house
parents come for dinner eat parents
go to the store destroy everything
curling in the squat rack? i'll rip your arms off and do rows
rack your weights or i'll rack your face!
bdcc plays dumb deep fried twinkies is a game he plays in the bedroom
PANTS GO IN WEEK CYCLES NOT DAY CYCLES
Magikarp has splash gyarados has everything
parents want to use your computer panic
Cops pull you over Store them in your trunk
the best way to a mans heart is trough his chest
SHE BROKE MY HEART I BROKE HER NECK
i love children when i'm done shitting them out
DAYUMM THATS A NICE ASS
He asks for sandwich Make sandwich out of him
So i HEARD YOU LIKE MUDKIPZ
I'd heard that you wanted to be like harry potter so i killed your parents and locked you under the stairs
Firemaking is cool your house is great exp
Eat a baby make its parents watch
Try everything at least once suicide first
tea party wants to cut the budget cut their heads off with chainsaw
GOT HOMEWORK? KIL IT WITH FIRE.
Drink coffee overthrow the government!
I Drowned a hipsTer in a tributary it wasn't mainstream
whats the difference between bananas and babies? bananas dont cry when you peel their skin off
I heard you like shotgun slugs So i PUT THEM IN YOUR FACE!
He broke your heart break his neck
girlfriend dumped you? hang her by her ovaries.
Your on fire Hug the closest person
Charizard fainted hydro pump 'till he drowns
take a crap dinner is served
you walked into mordor? i fapped infront of the eye!
I dont break thumbs I SLIT THROATS
death i cause it
SHE breaks Your heart You break her nose
MUTILATE GRANDMA INHERIT COOKIES
have sex with a girl you hate just to give her herpes
RELEASE CODE NEVER TEST IT
room mate drank all the beer eat his liver
they wanted me to make them a sandwich i made them into a sandwich
baby is crying eat its heart and throw in dumpster
ex boyfriend ill kill him too
Creeper following you equip tnt
see asian cut off eyelids to make eyes normal
have a nice family picnic lace all the food with cyanide
I ATE HIPSTERS BEFORE I ATE YOUR CHILDREN
Someone says hi to you kick the person in the balls
insanity wolf wants you to rip uncle sam's finger off and shove it up his red
Hells Kitchen? You have no idea!
DO MORE COCAINe TO NOT BE SO FAT AND GROSS
drink beer until you vomit drink the vomit
give flowers take her spleen
Blizzard hates when people get high ping bans your ass if you try and lower it
sister locks bathroom while she showers shit  on her bed. Put blankets over
FIRE MORE FIRE
watch transformers enjoy it
BUILD A MAN A FIRE
SHE REJECTED ME FROM THE CAR I EJECTED HER FROM HER SEAT
GUY comments on gf wall kill him
Can't afford vehicular homocide? kill yourself!
GATE CAMP GOING SLOW?!! RAIL COCAINE AND ROB A BANK!!
Use own feces As deodorant
IF THEY HATE METAL KILL THEM WITH FIRE
Download movie in German on purpse
SHE LIES? SHE DIES!!
die in videogame blame on mom talking to you
i love my dog with condom
Mixed message from parents Take it out on friends
see a man bending over to pick up a penny Donkey punch him and steal his wallet
sell soul to devil For wafflehouse Job
DESTRUCTION IT DID NOTHING
see bird cook it for dinner then eat it's children
she asks if she's getting fat respond yes
stab yourself just to lick the blood and spit it on justin biebers face
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS BUILD 7
your steak was cooked to perfection you know nothing of good food!!!
fap three times in 10 minutes
see someone hitting on your girl i hope he's lived a good life
economic crisis? bet it all on zero. eat own foot
shit in my yard ill shit on your face
quickscope? how about rapescope
need babysitter call casey anthony
CLIMB TO THE TOP OF A MOUNTAIN PUNCH GOD IN THE FACE
put your nail polish on with a hammer
MASTURBATE AT WORK WITH SCREEN FACING BOSS Don't move screen
I hate everything about you and your stupidity.
GROW FOOD IN DIRT? SAVE TIME - EAT DIRT
You open the fridge to search for food I OPEN YOU TO SEARCH FOR MEAT!
feed the baby to the dogs
bounty in whiterun for stealing a bowl? MURDER SPREE!
Join today or you'll be sorry!
Games open after pressing alt+f4
Runs into my ex and his new girlfriend reverses over them to finish them off
Thirsty lions... Must ESTABLISH dominance!!!
zeroes his rifle finishes off the target with the bayonet
She kept saying she wanted a surprise so I gave her rape
'break a leg at the exams ?' i'll break yours and i'll beat you will them !
It's a sweltering 91 degrees today make chili
StoP.... Eat your face
server down!!!! omgggggggggg
How do you deal with the Detroit Tigers losing streak? I beat my wife
wanted a hot dog set your dog on fire
Parents of kid with Acute lymphoblastic leukemia  refuse chemotherApy get a court order
You think I'm playin
Why not all of them!?
bonebreaking handshake with a bodybuilder 'Chill
COMPLETE YOUR TIME CARD eVERYDAY!
Sees mosquito land on testicules slaps it
WHAT DOES A BABY LOOK LIKE AFTER A MINUTE IN THE MICROWAVE? I DONT KNOW I CLOSE MY EYES WHEN I MASTURBATE
BOYS 'ENTRANCE? THE WOLF IS AT THE DOOR!
said she's pregnant free lunch
boyfriends ex started to cyberbully me hacked her FB
going to the principal's office without wearing any pants
Internet explorer is the only scary thing in the world
Oh my gosh Bear got died
you must construct additional pylons!
happy birthday frank! i hope you die this year too because this shit aint worth the 'EFFORT'!
Brush Your Fucking Teeth
IT GOING UP SHORT
Survives lung cancer Starts smoking again
slide down a fiberglass slide without a blanket
they told me i was drunk I DRANK THEM !
Goftom ZANG BEZAN
mistakedly takes double ritalin dosage CONSTRUCTS ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
Your beer buddies complain about your bbq sausages?' Serve him dicks and make them eat them! THEIR DICKS!
Each time you post a meme god kills a kitten YES! POST HARDER!
DON'T EVEN
Plays against 3 Nekusar EDH Decks Plays 'Enter the Infinite'
Chuck E Cheese Where A kid can be  Dinner!!!
nECROPHIlIa? there is still livIng tissUe here!
Has heartburn
Gosh its hot out time for murder.
Sex in big red? Sex in big BLACK!
Teacher has pencil thrown at him it was me
Ask for a footlong sub spit on it in front of a hobo
puts on last white shirt before breakfast eats spaghetti
Gets caught by isp for pirating game of thrones sends them links to all the downloads they didn't catch
Stuck in traffic jam ram into other cars
half the raid dead pull kovok
works for content company torrents at work
I'm gonna keep using semicolons; when i want!!' yelled insanity Wolf angrily
go. give. now!
New maxim subscription? Use mom & Dad's Address
Go tell bekhit fahim I let the dogs out
SEeing lots of girls adds them all on snapchat
BEND OVER FARTHER
Reach into refrigerator for pre-church Diet Coke
IS IN LAWSUIT WITH MICROSOFT REGARDING ILLEGAL COPIES OF WIN 7 ORDERs 1.5 million illegal win7 copies to be pressed
Убиваю людей Ради природы
SCULPT ME JESUS CHRIST IS EVERYONE GETTING TESTED FOR AIDS BEFORE MARINATING EACHOTHER?
Is everyone getting aids testing these days before  marinating each other? SCULPT ME JESUS CHRIST
plagiarizes work on final exam cites source
Does homework Includes this meme
friends are like baloons when you stab them
HAS A GIRLFRIEND
spends two days looking for wild minecraft horses slaughters them all
Girl tells me she doesn't like people making fun of her tells her if she didn't like it she wouldn't come to my place
Takes out 3ds at microsoft's press confrence
Does a project in a language he doesn't understand No AVAILABLE debugger
I want my independence Now we have it
Buys new Weed vaporizer chager For the car
uni group work and nobody else is pulling their weight? kill them all before they claim the credit for your work
call in when base is 10-12 one more time
Saufen beim kollegen im schlafzimmer der Eltern wegratzen
gOALCEEPER SAVES A BALL? KICK THE GOALCEEPER!!
PRESSURE VESSELS ARE DESIGNED WITH APPROPRIATE SAFETY FACTORS TO PREVENT EXPLOSIONS but sheet metal is cheap as shit
strictest French Teacher in the school Catches him using an online translator recommends it to her
Im a barbie girl in the barbie world ill wrap you in plastic and and stab your forehead
The easter bunny wanted to celebrate the holiday with me so I (burbb!!!) had him over for dinner
What do you mean i didn't win?
Do math homework In pen!
unwanted house guest watches you fap use him as a towel
see the 10th doctor knock three times
Takes Vegan out for first date to Montana's
cut stencil into a blanket and sleep on the beach poor man's tattoo
INCOMPATIBILITY of free will and determinism keeping you down?  become a compatibalist.
take 30 mins meet me at lulu's @1pm
Do all sort of haram things such as backbiting & when bad things happened to you blame the jins
browsing reddit With grandmother beside me
gf: You know what i need to watch? 'Your weight?'
doesn't recommend a teacher for next school year asks that teacher to provide a free pair of glasses
Every other day? More like
Facebook creeps her In front of her
Beard Trimmer? You Mean My teeth?
WATCHES PIRATED GAME OF THRONES SEASON PREMIERe at work
SEE A BABY? TARGET ACQUIRED!
Working on a political party's campaign Shares a facebook post against it
Builds 500whp VQ Only Daily Driver
ASH BLOWS UP A HOSPITAL TAKE THAT
Is this.... Semen on my face?
girlfriend catches you look her in the eye and make her watch
ex-teavana employee buys 14oz of english breakfast
if they scare the shit out of you wipe your ass on their leg
Zombie apocalypse eat the zombies
Rapist is raping a defenseless girl. THREESOME!!!
hot date tonight drink entire bottle of laxative right before leaving
HATES ARSE LOOKS AT ARSE
yeh i am gary mf oak
Next stop hell!!!!!!
wII U OR xBOX ONE GET THE F*CKING PS4
no hot water  still showers
Wife uses laptop pornhub is default Address Bar Search Engine
Bitten by spider Bites it back
Sends pull request to release branch on tuesday morning
abort it keep fetus
Using wheelchair but not handicapped? You'll need that chair when I'm done with you!
wife tells me had nightmare i slept with a friend's friend asks which friend
yellow light  floor it
cough up blood whatever
friend has birthday on april 1st decorating cake with  non-blowout candles
Is a pathogen lives inside a macrophage
knows bread is bad for him
Befriends anyone expects rational debate on sex
Decided to Quit my job In order to spend more time with my family
wipe ass then shit
Has Google Interview On Toilet
We need a hand gesture for
Drinks all the beer Switches to Everclear
NEVER TALK TO ME WHILE IM ON THE PHONE
support ends for windows xp installs windows 3.0
PUT TOOTHPICK UNDER TOENAIL KICK WALL
BUYS NEW CAR DISABLES INSIDE TRUNK RELEASE
drinks espresso mocha latte  as a sleep aid
PHYSICS TEST
WRONG HOLE NIGGA! WRONG HOLE!
plowed my driveway today Had THOUght the VULTUREs would take care of the corpses
IN CANADA YOU DON'T EAT FOOD FOOD EATS YOU
IN CANADA YOU DON'T BREAK GLASS GLASS BREAKS YOU
Goes to doc for help say i need to go somewhere else
sex scene comes on in movie turns volume up
Vne
Mardi Gras? You mean Lent.
Street race friend Start at the police station
chill yourself
Tells best friend about recent diagnosis of depression Best Friend Asks If I want to go skydiving
nice skin... let me try it on
Does calculus test using just one sheet of paper and a pen
Buys NEw game on Steam PINBALL!!!!
they made me fall asleep during chapel i made them fall asleep permanently
Best cure for cauliflower ear Get mike tyson to bite them off
goes to hell make satan beg for mercy
Masturbate use sandpaper
I hope you're Ready for Round TWO
JEREMIE ALORS ON TIRE PAS LA CHASSE D'EAU  ????
Everything was going great this morning until my cat crapped in my shoe
Have a headache turn metal up to 11
u gon' need moar den dat
get admitted to couples-only sex club as single male
congrats on your silver medal sweden in men's 4x10 relay
congrats on your silver medal
Pillow fight with grain pillow
eats two fishermAn's friends at once
no one is left behind! GOT ENOUGH SPACE IN my DEN for new food reserves!!!
gets blowjob from piranha
she hates you
GAMBLE WITH SAFTEY BET YOUR LIFE
BAYWAY FOGGY & NO VISIBILITY BEYOND 15 FT DOES 90
tried to eat a turtle whole lockjaw
Love is Anal with no lube
Girlfriend thinks i lift to look good in clothes Its to lift her n fuck her against the wall
She don't know if she wants you? Finish her
can't believe you ate all the brownies
Starts New SEason Just in time for winter olympics
inhale helium for 5 hours
Runs into ex at full speed!!
hit pedestrian double back just to be sure
first date bring the showel
GOes to play Football in Glasgow wears Celtic jersey
BE GREEN EAT A BULLET
millions of dollars spent on education system stil cannt spelll correctlee on meeeeeeeme
Plays Twister With wet paint on matching colors
She wanted child support So i put her on life support
I like my women like i like my coffe black
sit on jar glass jar
GOES TO GYM RUNS WITH SCISSORS
Browses Reddit Never opens new tabs
orders glasses online USing LYNX browser
Groundhog says 6 more weeks of winter eats groundhog
eat a tan
I PRONOUNCE it however I want
watches don jon with his mother in-law... the first time they meet.
pop a pimple lick the mirror
litter box?  you mean vending machine
Know your team will lose bet anyway
TRUE MEN IGNORE PERIOD
Brushes teeth Orange juice chaser!
denn ich so david chumm hei!
Drinks a whole pot of Black
Act like an otaku At the local RSL
MANTIS INVADING SHIP WITH NO AIRLOCKS LET THEM BURN WITH THE REST OF THE CREW
BEWARE DOG SIGN? I'LL RIP IT's face off!
GOES TO FAP-OFF OFFICIAL SAYS NO PROFESSIONALS
gets called a racist starts genocide
Listens to woman explain problems then Offers a number of viable solutions
Professor Starts Lecture Time to start a ranked Game
stubbed your toe? Blame the government!!!
HEARS EXPLOSION NEARBY  RUNS TOWARDS IT
Takes mba Accounting Final in Pen
remove flash drive unmount afterwards
cat just pooped snack time!
Evade search dogs?? you mean attack them?
fuccckkkk Mom get out of my room
Play Kat Against Every mid laner
massacre? challenge accepted
plays skyrim and isn't a dovahkiin shouts so loud enemies' ears start bleeding
Risky CLICK IN EMAIL DURING COMPANY TRAINING CLICK AND SHARE WITH ALL
water balloon fight start freezing
Gives road head is the driver
I Got 99 Problems the west is all of them
jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water jack went down and broke his arm while your father got slaughtered
I navigate by stars in the middle of the day
live in your world get fragged in mine!!
vb.net on ubuntu
Hates snow Lives in alaska
Wants to see team win superbowl Roots for Detroit lions
Has exam in 5 hours starts learning the content
Have Rape Fantasy Sex Safe word is 'Harder'
Somebody talked to you talk back
they say man must have ambition so i plan ww3
I'll bite the shit out of your legs if you come in I'll bite the shit out of your legs if you leave
notices that reproductive organs are bleeding stuffs in cotton and goes to work
Visits California Without Getting In-N-Out Burger
Brake checks tailgating car by driving in reverse
Masturbates In Church
i did a week course to be a commissioned cic Respect me like you would a reg/res officer
Has Diarrhea Uses Paper towels to wipe
me
Dog goes out to pee in the back yard so do i
Dog goes out to pee in the backyard so do i
new years resolution to run 365 miles in a year does it in one day
Go to the gym use the public showers
waits til marriage to have sex
CIVILIANS PUT FLUTTER-KICKS IN CROSSFIT WOD BRINGs M4
'curiosity killed the cat?'... ...insanity saved me!
'curiosity killed the cat?'... ...insanity saved me
CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT?...  ...insanity saved me
Bury Parents Who's Grounded Now
Bury Parents Who's Grounded Now
AUTOMATED CONFERENCE SYSTEM I WILL DESTROY YOU
i'm not actually insane it's just that my childhood was extremely difficult
GF asks if your hungry Eat her raw
Double dare! let me john wayne bobbit you!
NO FAP 2014
end conversation or ill end your life
I'm gonna drink like I plan to wake up next year See you all in 2015
diam kau lonte !!!!!
sftp purge never used test it in production
In the Silent realm? Chase the watchers
i can't decide whether you should live or die die die
Do math homework IN BLOOD!
just watched miley cyrus' wrecking ball in g major i've seen butterflies that are scarier than that
Haven't Done Christmas Shopping Yet Going to go to Chadstone on Christmas Eve
plays amnesia goes insane
Brush your teeth drink orange juice afterwards
Beast Mode??! How about 'tear Shit up' mode?
when life bites you in the ass unload your colon in it's mouth
Get drilled by a dentist with a severe hangover both of you
i coming for u santa.....
LIves in vegas vacation in st helens
Grow a full beard Eat a candy apple
zimba... on the inside
find diamonds in minecraft throw them in lava
feed the homeless TO the homeless
Calls in bomb threat to avoid taking final ACTUALLY plants bomb
Drinks Second monster 9PM!!!!!!
ORders the chicken salad sandwich Only eats the bread
if you ask for sabrewulf to be nerfed one more time i'm a go all lycanthropic on your qq ass!
Enters death pool chooses himself
Whole family addicted to meth Take adderall two weeks straight for finals
Installs toolbar on purpose
Watches My little Pony FIM In front of class
SERVE FAMILY SPICY FOOD CUT THE WATER SUPPLY
masterbates at friends house in the hallway
Installs league during finals week
spend $6
makes front page of reddit deletes post
no bathroom scale uses banana instead
carrots are good for your eyes and music is good for your ears. knives are good for your death!
why dont you look at me  when me make love
Takes A girl out on a first date TWELVE YEARS A SLAVE CRIES TWELVE TIMES
FIRE ALARM GOES OFF IN MIDDLE OF NIGHT PUTS ON SNOOZE
Required short essay for application writes 2000 words
fair fights in my forest. . NEVER!!!
Finals week Plays xbox and Reddits all week
GO TO 4Chan  /f/ 100% VOLUME
request an incident Log a request
she broke up with you on facebook? break her face with a book!
They can't mark you down if they're dead
murder? i call it surprise decapitation
HAIR I CAN'T REACH ON BACK SHALL BE REMOVED BY AEROSOL AND FIRE
do bathsalts then goes to church
WIFE JUST DIED? MAKE A MEME
Bings ''scary Korean comic'' faps while scrolling down
you took an arrow to the knee? how about one to the throat!
Want a Vacation? take your pick: Silent hill or raccoon city!
WINS STARING CONTEST WITH AN ESPURR
Expression given by 10A boys when teacher takes Games period
insanity wolf puts the laughter back in manslaughter
najjiissssss amit-amit!!!!!!!!!!!
Take care of hair cut with lawn mower
easiest solution to all government problems... Send in 90 yr old ww2 vets to kick in doors and set their shit straight!
They reduced the amount of lanes I can drive in So I ate a hipster to assert my dominance
get a job at harpal brar's textile factory call a strike until he pays you enough to buy at least one pashmina you make for his private enrichment
ex broke your heart literally break and eat her heart
someone scuffed your shoes wipe out their entire lineage!
girl stole your heart steal her everything!!
she betrayed you? you behead her!
find out she lied to you.. kill her entire family and feed them to her... by force!!
FED UP  OF HOMEWORKS !!
what kind of girl do i like? victims
FUCK YOUR  BITSTRIPS
GUY TAKES YOUR GIRL FRIEND BECOME HIS STEP DAD
I shot the sheriff and I made the deputy cut off his face and wear it as a mask
Costume party? Rape all the skanks party
Its not necrophilia if their alive when you start
play paintball load enemy's gun with ball bearings
sher hoon isli e  jeeta hu  chuuhe hamare kuch nahi bigar sakta
Tree snaps and starts falling toward you OPEN YOUR MOUTH AND SWALLOW IT FIRST
shoot the sheriff and the deputy
if you up vote this i'll kill you anyway
walk into congress get them to agree
PLAY SNOW BALL FIGHTS WITH YELLOW SNOW
EVE IS DYING! Says a bunch of idiots who can't do math.
Ezt erzem amikor meglatok egy paulo coelho idezetet!!!
the quickest way to a man's heart is up from under his xyphoid process
Humans... PUT IT IN THE PIZZA
Watch 50 videos on Youtube how to make kabab makes the same recipe she always does
Is she  Real or Not !!!
why you say that you love me NOW ?!
JUST MAKE ME FEEL SPECIAL
cut a turd in half with a thong
upvote me or I'll tie your penis up and bend it the wrong way
THIS IS MY MONDAY MORNING FACE.
i like my coffee the way i like my women ground up and in the freezer
His gait wont be nice  if he has no legs
tupublicaci&#243;n es la pendejada mas grande del mundo
go to the virgin islands Rape Them!
live life to the fullest? come here fatties
u mad bro? I SAID U MAD BRO?
GIRL BITES THE DICK PUT HER AT GUN POINT AND MAKE HER EAT IT.
happy to be back home stepped on dallas pee
'Your trip is around the corner.' Full month away.
DITCHED? DITCH THEM IN THE DITCH
Jetzt zur Arbeit
you can run but i'll still be in your nightmares
zero  zess
eeeeeee  ase ton muffin ushxo!
Gets distracted forgets what they were gonna tweet
When you watch Birth in class
RAPE NEEDS NO CONDOMS
watch miley Cyrus's vma performance compliment her twerking
Enemy Jungler walks past your wards to invade your red? Hope he's not attached to that blue buff.
they found ariel castro dead i left no trace
Is asked to move moves fist through face
i'm going to rape your soul! and then make sweet sweet love to it's anus!!!
I don't bounce Utopia Angel just lied to me
Becomes politician Works for the people
daughter throws a fit because you got her the wrong birthday present burn her alive!!!
TRAVEL TO CHERNOBYL
YOU ATE MY BANANA!
want to know what makes me badass? my owner is chuck norris!
DECK THE HALLS WITH BLOODY CORPSES FALALALA LALA FUCK YOU!
babby on board sign target acquired
i gona use  hot water gun to kill all of them pokemons
CIERREN EL ORTO LOCOO
Tu es un connard Victor
She can't hit on you If she has NO EYES
quien se mete conmigo haaa miedoso
Scrie intrebări jenante FARA ANONIM
Playing ranked Tag match in Devpro? Exodia
Jugar a la ruleta rusa Con la pistola totalmente cargada
nii empedo nena
Love life is over start murder life
Starwars part 7 comes out kill the director
Diem Gak Loe Gua Bacok Loe Dinata
feels the baby kick KICKS IT BACK
'chargement...98-99...ERREUR 
🎵Scream and shout🎵 🎵and tear your throat out🎵
i put the 'u' and 's'  in u.s.a and anus
Laughter is the best medicine? Put an 'S' before 'laughter' and I'll agree
pink floyd? now red floyd!
Lesson # 1 Die!
If you tell me what not to eat I might as well eat you
Cuida Largo POHAAAA
FUCK YOU TAYLOR LAUGHTNER
Someone calls Pratheek NOOb HE IS RESTING IN PIECES NOW
turn on shower step in right away
Insanity full body workout? more like insane sex
my favourite chew toy slenderman!!!
WHICH TOOTH WAS IT AGAIN?
COP PULLS YOU OVER AND SAYS PAPERS SAY 'SCISSORS
CUANDO NO TENGAS GANAS TE JODES!
forgot to bring pencil? USE YOUR BLOOD
i don't know who you are or how you became famous... but if you're attractive and there's porn of you... it's fapping time!
Guess Who i Saw Today? Your SOUL!
I should change to find a girlfriend fuck that
I'm Not A FUCKING BEAR!!!!
The filth of Saruman Is washing away
complains his dad's not cool tell him his biological father is michael jackson!
Runs into ex and her new boyfriend Puts car in reverse and hits them again
Thundering Lightning and Raining outside? Mow the lawn with an electric shaver!
'You see dead people?' GREAT! so do I
you call it a knife I call it a dilldo
Coughin' COFFIN!
accidentally uninstalled internet explorer    reinstall
IF I HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT THOSE 27 CHAMPIONSHIPS AGAIN
SABES COMO SE LLANA EL CALL OF DUTY EN IRAK? LOS SIMS
el parra es un hombre i anda con la valeska
Does it look like I want  a fucking salad?!!!
MY WIFE BE LIKE Awww
Bring it on Biatch!!!
I'll bake you a cake just let me grab one out of a urinal
i think i chipped a tooth can you check
I saw a guy with the word pain tattooed on his wrist. So i stabbed him with a crowbar. now thats pain!
Obtain Govermental power Worship satan
WARNING: YOU'RE STOMPING ON MY LAST NERVE!
roses are red violets are blue i killed your family and now im coming for you
When life gives you lemons... SHIFT TO CRINOS AND RIP HIS HEAD OFF! Lemons are of the wyrm!
skinhead? easier the digestion
IT'S MY LIFE! STOP FUCKING WITH IT!
Keep Calm and  Kill everybody in the world
Took Calculus I In 8-weeks
GO ON MIIVERSE TALK ABOUT XBOX
She adjusts your radio Forget swatting
Execute my bat file now
•	Mary had a I little lamb whos fleece was white as snow Then it became red as marys blood
can't separate grinds from coffee drinks it anyway
WINTER IN HAMMERFEST PULLING AN ALL-NIGHTER
how dare you take the name of frank iero in vain
take a shit AND don't wipe!
Awake for the whole rain dElay Royals vs cardinals At the stadium
why won't you buy my ice cream? it's made with my spunk
Break the fourth wall so that you can kill the audience in their sleep
give all the teachers 'F's in their teaching and get them all fired
I'm on  my period
follow me on my facebook page or i'll folloy you
Teacher calls you to his desk let him off with a warning!
Teacher calls you to his desk let him off with a warning!
FAP FAP FAP In front of your Parents!!
I Hammer Screws
I Hammer Screws
Ampa! Let's drink!
family in room ? watch it in full volume
He said i could have it when i pried it from his cold dead hands So i saweD off his hands
No. I won't take a bullet for you because If I have time to step in front of a bullet
Granpa has fallen and cant get up Finish HIM!!!!
Set me on fire or be afk? Let it burn
when in doubt smack the snot outta it
Boyfriend says a ''pics or didn't happen'' joke about masturation demonstrate
DON'T ASK HER KIDNAP HER !
Wolfpack
PARENTS ASK WHAT 'FAPPING' MEANS DEMONSTRATE
BABIES A snack that laughs
do-do-do the Harlem shank!!!
I take the s out of slaughter
my women are like my coffee cold
FIRE CAN KILL ME AS LONG AS I'm NOT AFK
I'd rather be set on fire than be afk
cROSSWALK 10 FEET AWAY jAYWALK IN FRONT OF COP CAR INSTEAD
find wasp nest free pinata
I see you like wolves Get so drunk today that you act like one
HIDE AND SEEK? I PREFER SEARCH AND DESTROY
Kill someone for a coke? Kill their mother too!
NOAH kill the n00b
fool me once
Watch the news? Eat a man and be the news!!
neues Daft Punk Album einfach nur mist
math doesn't lie
neighbor wont stop blasting radio smash it in his face!!!
i LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE TAMPONS bLOODY AND IN A DARK HOLE
100 METER DASH OF COCAINE
I WANT TO DIE IN A HOLE
REDECORATE? THE CORPSE REALLY TIES THE ROOM TOGETHER
Gets in shower without testing temparature first
mudkip: used water gun killed fire pokemon
teacher took my laptop i took his heart
Your ranch Is my ranch
i heard you like mudkips not anymore
i heard you like mudkips not anymore
write your goals on 5 different forms!
Nordgar at a road course  hell ya
SlEeP Is for the weak
You call it money. I call it kindling.
seize the day demand ransom
SEES BABY ON BOARD SIGN TARGET ACQUIRED
She told me to watch Ironman 3 on Saturday I made sure she never had another saturday!
Watch evil dead masturbate furiously
Show a girl a funny video on youporn
What AggressivenesS?!
Bill taught me meme Now it's my crack
beat a parapleagic
Eco friendly cyclist gets in the way of your car? Run him over so He can spare oxygen!
has chest pain
Babies have a sex change So do Rapers!
TAKE THIS RED CARD TO THE END OF THE LINE
GET A MEME WRONG CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Shaves face and pubes with the same razor
Macho Wolfpack
he shot me in the head playing call of duty
[bad luck bella] and sonny |cr| need to dddiiiiiiiieeee!!!
kill a hippie by force feeding him hydrocloric acid
Why is this shit called HOof beat if there are no ponies beating each other with their own hooves!?
found my ex gf she couldnt hide forever
plays cat & mouse in fm4 on simulation damage
i killed three dog for his shades like 'em no say hello for me
Steals girl's heart doesn't give back
You use sand paper to make tables I use sand paper to jack off to your pictures
Baby on BOARD? TARGET ACQUIRED
put on a grim reaper costume now take it of cause your at a funeral
gets tricycle for 1st birthday runs over toddlers
MOTO Beast
She Breaks Up With You On Facebook? Break Her Face With A Book
Goes to a book discussion Without reading the book
borrow a knife from your friend slice him!!!
Boston Marathon? i knew it would be the bomb!!
Set the world on fire We can burn brighter than the sun!
A CHEWTOY? I'LL CHEw YOU ASS OFF!!
when visweswaran gets angry.
#TGIL!! THANK GOD IT'S LEG DAY!
you take my food
UTERUS EXPULSION DAY? DRINK ETHANOL ALL NIGHT
That's What she said
i&#180;m cooking childreen. they are still delicious!!
pokemon creepy black version? i love that game
i hope all of you get raped and then run over and then raped again
Girlfriends dad angry you took her VIRGINITY? Take his VIRGINITY!
Sees a cannibal eating a body eats both of them
how do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? aIDS!
the equals signs were onlt the beginning of the red to be seen
50 Shades of Grey? No. I Masturbate to American Psycho
rent a room at hotel rwanda
BLAck people? you misspelled 'Obsolete farm equipment'
prop 8 doesnt pass still rapes you in the ass
yolo sudden death
in soviet Russia blow it UP!
BlooD is red
Bari Solo? Pianissimo!
Steps on a lego the lego cries
STUPID INDIA
Any Questions? What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
I am not insane!!! I am just mentally unstable Because of you!!
professoer gives you a 'd' give her the 'd'
'a' is for apple
WHEN YOU DIE I'm GOING to dig you up and shit in your Mouth
shit it's what's for dinner
Uses the wrong meme kill yourself.
You want to bare-knuckle box? I'll skin your hands first. Bare-knuckle enough?
Usurping your authority
50 Caliber too small
you droped your pocket
im the only reason you go 2 funerals or u may be immortal!
listen at veil of maya  fall sleep
you droped your pocket
you droped your pocket
diagnosed with testicular cancer rapes a nun
phone rings 'i'm jerking off!!!!'
Searches 'tentacle' on google images Finds nothing wrong
MakEs fool of self in a DeBate Thread: Logic is IRRELEVANT!
I Just Took  A F***ING NON BOOK
Drives a diesel car extra torque to crush pedestrians
Do five sets of squats wearing roller skates
Parents walk in on you masterbaiting look them in the eye and finish!
Poops party? bury his corpse in horse shit
send email without subject get beat to death with your own dismembered arms
looks at child what child?
don't interupt somebody when he is making a mistake approve his action
eat beef jurkey... find out it's made of dead baby bunnies!
And then it turned into a rapesome
in the end end
THERE IS NO SLAUGHTER without Laughter in it.
Keep Calm Skaili Is HERE
You don't wearing a creepers? you must die!
mooooooooooooooooo did i get it right that time what do u mean no
Sees Typo Starts 3rd World War!
end world hunger eat the weak
becoME A HOSTAGE IN A BANK rob the bank
Welcome to smells like dubstep
Gildfriend complains about being cold set her on fire
admin is asked to standby SHuts down production servers
doesn't read chapter submits homework anyway
USES A REAL GUN TO PAINTBALL 12 GUAGE BUCKSHOT
I named the next girl scout cookie Marrow mints.
My psychiatrist is now seeing a psychiatrist
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/415454318/yolo-clothing-you-only-live-once Please support this kickstarter
I'M NOT ALWAYS FOREVER ALONE BUT WHEN ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY NOT SURE IF QUICKLY
I'M NOT ALWAYS FOREVER ALONE BUT WHEN ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY NOT SURE IF QUICKLY
Pays for girlfriends abortion cheats on her after
it's nearly time for your birthday!
Sees lord of the land Rushes trough enemy battalion to fight him
Kill them They won't see it coming and they can't get you back
eats lasagna while surfing /r/gore
hmu  if u agree
how about some more diversity?
boss at chess loses in 29 seconds
slept with married woman forcing husband to film at gunpoint
Kill a hipster By drowininG hIm in a mainstream
You put your peanut butter in my jelly!!!!!!!
utah burn it
takes girl to a movie for first date the human centipede
What do you call a dead baby? Dinner
NAEGA WOLF AWOOOOOO AH SARANGHAEYO
♫ The Knee bone's connected to the ♫ EVERYthing
Touch My Stuff  I Will Burn Your Entire Family Line
criple lady down now shoot her in the other leg
YOUtube Why You NO Love me !!!!
this is the bbw
Gets into the shower before the water is warm
BORED? KILL PEOPLE
a b c d e f g i'LL SINK MY TEETH INTO YOUR FEET
ICH HABE DIE  KLASSENLISTE!
Phoenix is our name
Try Me
MORE MORE      MORE
push a hipster down the stairs now look who's tumbling
Encounters a helpless wounded human being Smashes its head with a cinder block and leaves it for dead
Juvenile detention ??? All you can eat BuffEt.
You walked over a bed of nails... So what I walked over Lego and an upturned plug
Hey I just met you and this is crazy But i'm a dingo and I ate your baby
Invites girl for movie marathon august underground trilogy
Someone tells me to get a life I take theirs
You compare katniss to bella i kill you thresh style
VIOLENCE ISN'T THE ANSWER... IT'S THE QUESTION AND THE ANSWER IS YES
ganked AGAIN!!!!!
Takes Corner window seat closes blinds
take her to the movies to watch evil dead remake
Arsenal - Bayern    1-3 Still Thinks Bayern Played Poorly
Guess how old I am? over 9
INVITE ME TO LUCKY SLOTS ONE MORE TIME!
Boss wants no human errors. Kill all the humans
i put the laughter into slaughter
makes a youtube to account subscribes to TheReplyGirl
REALIZE cat has 9 lives kill it 11 times!!!!!!
GIRL OF YOUR DREAMS TAKEN? KILL HER & HER BOYFRIEND
eni meni mini mo death by fire for my foe
lu bochor bochor gua tumpeh tumpeh
Bunuh saya dengan api pastu rogol saya
wards are pink
i dont care feed me!!!
i take the 'g' out of grapes of wrath
Went to private christian boarding school in miss. becomes an atheist
thats big it wont please a hampster
valentines day is so happy it makes me die who then makes your mum die
Sees A Nice Girl Rapes her
slippers training wheels for your neck!
I rip out hearts to show that I love my crush
see an old lady getting her purse stolen kill the thief
SHe called me an idiot I didnt call her an ambulance
ANGER? You mean power
Write three books during grad school
roses are red viOlets are red trees are red bushes are red holy shit my gardens on fire
READS THIS IMAGE AS A CSV FILE
Give missus vigorous fingering use vapor rub for lube
IT'S BOOTY DOMINATING TIME
First love never dies?!? i killed her
I burned out my side fan once Then i went and slaughtered a whole eskimo village and ate all their firstborns
I felt like burning calories today so I burned a fat kid
VOTE REPUBLICAN
Goes Green Bicycle kicks to work
''I REALY DON'T SLEEP ENOUGH'' why not die to sleep forever?
tournament canceled because of mass panic and fear and that was before they heard about the blizzard
Facebook friend pokes you stab them back!
i like my mushrooms like i like my women battered and dipped in ketchup
caught masturbating look them in the eyes and finish
spotify premium commercial turns up volume
Time To move to brazil
When I stay at the hospital I leak to eat waFfles Blue waffles
draw more wolf fan art! ...or i will devour your pink
if it's yellow let it mellow
KIDS IN WINDSOR PARK AT 3 AM FOUND MY NEXT TARGETS
keep calm... and kill everybody
Friend doesn't like meme shove a knife down his dickhole
stop ddos'ing me
sister asked what is fap demonstrate
Goes to /r/gonewidl not a typo
Get heartworms go fishing
SECOND PLACE? FIRST LOSER!
Stillbirth? Make soup
TOO MANY PEOPLE BURN THEM ALL
I jusT met you and this is crazy  I killed your family and ate your baby
how i faceswap? i ripp of the faces and put them on the other body
Baby Seal exhibit at zoo Batter up
has a wet dream about claudia do val
sister ask what is masturbation showed her
its a good day to die now
bring pot in my room? i'll bring a pot down on your head
Double Xp Weekend Doesn't Prestige
MAKES A FACEBOOK PAGE BANS Zuckerberg
Goes into gay club wearing assless chaps
i put the 'sensual' into non-consensual
Screw the 5 second rule eat the floorboards as well
Someone bumps you in the club killing spree
She writes you a love letter? Write her obituary
you can't spell 'slaughter' without 'laughter'
Mountebank on board         opponent starts 5/2 go treasure maps
SUbway EAT Flesh
Slenderman? CALAMARY
yu hear a good dead cat joke? i do.
He tells 'arrow in the knee' jokes I Put arrow in his face
Arrested for impaired driving took taxi to police station and torched it to the ground
masturbate furiously in public on the rush hour train while operating it
Rapes you Outside India
goes down the cerial isle comes back with grapenuts
goes down the cerial isle comes back with  grapenuts
phonebook? don't you mean hit list?
friend accidentally BREAKS GLASSES ACCIdentally GOUGE OUT HIS EYES
Feed baby in Sims PLAY WITH PLAY WITH PLAY WITH PLAY WITH PLAY WITH PLAY WITH
Pee her name in the snow? Puts peed snow in her face
HOTDROP NEW PLAYERS INTO THE CROWN
Starts developing brand new functionality Debs asks for a build
Bananas are like friends I skin them before i eat them
Goes to hoarder house eats lunch meat from the fridge
drops soap in prison rapes biggest black guy in showers
killed rohit lan lost all its customers xd
USE HOLY WATER AS BASE FOR VODKA DISTILLATION
$perl -e 'fork while fork'
oh you sweat when you pop a molly i bet you'll sweat when i pop your cherry
what's for dinner? mayonnaise!
Roses are red
Windchill of 0 Degrees  Water Balloon Fight!
You like dragons huh? Good cuz i'll be 'dragon' my balls across your face later
throw the ballllll
runs with a pack of bears
Caught masturbating by parents faps harder
Can't spell slaUghter Without laughter
helps girlfirend out of car smash her fingers in door
CIAO  DIO PORCO
Marsoc.
Don't leave the table till we've all finished eating You
Present time? time for endless memes!
NSFW? challenge accepted!
If they won't talk bite the throat
Oh boy you seem not to understand that reddit is a content aggregator
visits lavender town shouts 'MUD' 'KIP!'
it is never too late for an abortion
Dancing in the rain? Rain of fire
REGISTER FOR  CHRISTIANMINGLE.COM CHOKE THEM WITH THE COMPLIMENTARY BREAD
this is how jade laughs ;)
she's like a barbie girl i wrapped her in plastic
She puts the Lotion in the basket
WHEN YOU SAY hillshire i say dinner
i knew you were food  when you walked in
Tackle Drunk Bitches
play ninja gaiden for first time on Normal
POLU  KAKOOOOOOO!
yes im your granny my dear red rideing hood
When life gets ya down
violence is not the answer silently murdering your enemies' families is.
You looking at me!
shoots a pregnant woman in the stomach collateral
Government gets too big Secede from the union
mention for followback? no!
Drive other kids to school Force them to listen to Meat My mum
PONDER FOR MVP
grandpa falls out of wheelchair finish him
See other people? I know a guy named satan
She doesn't swallow? The alaskan firedragon begs to differ.
The holocaust: a documentary lol
Scared of the dark? Dry hump the night!
go to a blood bank and take it from the receptionist
virgin screwdriver? thats my favorite sexual position
aiiii zokina cha bana
GoodBYE SEE YOU SHORTLY
Roses are red violets are blue so are my eyes i killed all the jews
come get some Max out monday
Those who choose to lack logic and reasoning skills taste good
the way to a WOMAN'S heart: between the ribs
parents catch you masterbating finish like a boss.
out of lube use tiger balm!!
oui
mw3 face off spawned behind me
my vote matters
placenta for lunch
u said you'll eat so go eating you son of a lazar
Just  do it
3d movies have good plot
love me or else
showed up to the tailgate with genitals kebabs
one does not simply kill just one
slim jims are food
go get'em spike! wuuaaahh!!!
Puppy Dog for Christmas? I am the Puppy!
Seize the day by the throat
Turn on cold water in shower on my nuts
TANYA IM GOING TO MAKE YOU EXPLODE FROM THE INSIDE
gets through expert tower no elixirs
i'm a wolf. LICK MY BUTTHOLE.
I hate you! I need you!
the worst part about sex? hiding the body!
Happy christmas?! Death is my gift
Boss guilt-trips you for missing work due to concussion and being robbed give boss same experience
Drank the whole pot of Coffe NOW I'M GOD
Concrete?  you mean my bed matress
Cop stops me lets cop off with a warning
security guard stops me for a quick search. after searching
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari There's no ferrari in my garage
what's the difference between a train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage
second wind heals for 3%? NERF it to 2%
i pump iron in it's ass
worst combo of words you'll never forget: Taint SyrUP!
Bass makes shit on shelves fall Put knives on top shelf ---keep shit interesting
I will slaughter Courage wolf!
NRA MEMBER
My roommate kept being a smartass through winter term So i pooped in his sock drawer!
Wonders About Gym Bros Where's Mommy?!
Warz Is an inovative game
Warz  is my Favorite Game
die in a hole not the good kind either
Pre WOrkout?! broraffe blood!
find orphan give it to jason for christmas and then kill him
grandpa has fallen
The Quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach The sternum slows you down
push a hipster down the stairs now look who's tumbling
Killed my father with a stare
Wargs? I call them 'PUPS'
Last christmas i gave you my heart
joins a congregation westboro baptist church
everything is overrated
sketch looks better than final copy… FUUUUUUU-!!
gets sent to alcatraz kills everyone
you can't do homework  if you don't have any arms!
'baby in car' sign target accuired
Jingle bells
Gun control is you control!
I put the kill in 'skilled'
goes to funeral  I'm on my highway to hell
i are not
Sister asks if undergarment weapons work on angels and demons chop her up and say that i'm a demon
Sabina and jimmy are like fishes they die if you cut off their heads
mom asks what fap means demonstrate
In this world there are several delicacies I like
'baby on board' sign target acquired
Its friday its friday its your time-to-die day
agrees with courage wolf kills and eats it
old mcdonald had a farm had!
She's bleeding because it's her time of the month to die
You pissed in my cornflakes I pissed on your corpse
today's the deadline on your life
you only live once you only die once too
Guy flips the bird Blast it off
they called the paramedic i called the mortician
cooks bacon flips bacon with hands
the proper way to eat is by tearing the corpse apart!
Write automated checks With the blood of my enemies
get cancer give it aids
No they deserve to suffer
all hybridizers must perish screaming in flames
Knot in your stomach? Rip it out and untie it
when someone tells you to get a life take theirs
win as a loser die like a winner
My team's losing time to set the other stands on fire
Running late? I'll tie your tie Columbian Necktie
FLASHES BIOS  IN A THUNDERSTORM
Less than 75% fuel make off going refuel!
GAME CHANGING PATCH FIRST GAME RANKED
happy birthday i love u
i'm on a diet i'll bury your bones
i'm on a diet i'll bury your bones
eats 5 pounds of beans locks windows in car
eats 5 pounds of beans locks car windows
They Say Eyes are Windows to the Soul and I say they are love portals to the frontal cortex
THEY LAUGHED AT MY FOOTBALL TEAM I LAUGHED AS I KILLED THEM
i brush my teeth with cyanide
why did the chicken cross the road? trick question! I mauled it to death  before it got halfway across
What do you call 1
They said ' stop being such a baby' I told them ' i am what i eat'
you fapping in bathroom I fapping on highway
Driving car on a snow blizzard use slicks
OMG! I SEE A GAME CAM
i killed a dolphin with my bare hands just to see its blood mingle with the water
eat george washington's decomposed corpse go to bathroom
K
that dress looks wonderful
Has sex with prostitute doesn't wear a condom
you prefer to order takeout. i prefer to eat you.
weird feeling in the ass its my legs
Grandma... Is no longer here!
Date Movie A serbian film
twinkle twinkle little star i will kill you in your car
wait with sniper at birth hospital Spawnkiller
Went to exam had all materials ready
Chuck norris is my best friend
visitors complain in jurassic park: operation genesis release the carnivores
I take my women like I take my coffee anally
Sends long message gets 'k' back 'K' at her coRpse!!!!!!
Drinks caprisun From a cup
oh look theres a tree lets beat up nejc
heaps of assholes all over the world and the thurder strikes a tree
does an entire semester worth of math in 3 days in pen
does an entire semester's worth of math in 3 days in pen
die
why don't i go to college? why dont't you go to hell?
PARENT ASKS WHAT FLAPPING MEANS  DEMONSTRATE
I SHALL KILL YOU WAIT I NEED TO PEE
shit in urinal
Preforms normal activity chooses to do the most extreme version possible
Angry Mom bot Does not like harmless fan signs that her daughter makes
STEVEN LOUP
SEES GUY ABOUT TO COMMIT SUICIDE HE JOINS
Embrace your inner fat kid eat him too
BATTLE BEGINS
IM A TURKEY GOBBLE GOBBLE
The best part about marriage? killing your wife
9gag? not. even. once.
say you like ea better than valve one more time!!!
Gets to be prsident Bomb Wisconson!
grandma asks what fapping is demonstrates
for christ's sake It's thanksgiving people! bring me more murdered birds!!!
left the water running while brushing teeth on purpose
Winterfell! winter is coming!!!
hey girl you're in my file pedophile!
needs professional help calls in artillery
give me your hand if you can find your arm
Guy walking torward me with knkfe shot him
Go to hell as god!
here i made you this burger its your mom
babe you're smoking needs more coal
guy dead in street omg lulz
radiation? more superpowers!
Uses goRegrish to fap
FLY LANDS ON WATERMELON EAT ANYWAY
violate the terms of service sexually.
Jeff the killer came to my house he turned to jeff the killed
pro-choice? brilliant! you put the 'fan' in infanticide!
castrate all faggots within a 300 mile radius of you no homo
shits pants in yoga class goes back next week
gets bumped into at concert eats persons face
Join army kill own company
Join army kill own company
complained i hurt her all the time killed her the next time
sees a sexy girl... daydreams about her topless and headless
eating a banana without peeling it
cant get hand out of glove cut it off
misery loves company!? Got kicked out for raping his sister pleasure
you like justin beiber? I like how he tastes!
drifting at 400km/h nothing's wrong
slay bells ring
puts you in a friend zone put her in a dead zone
eat  cereals without milk
HIRES PAUL KERSEY AS ARCHITECT
i said keep calm!
THEY BURNED YOUR POPCORN? BURN THE THEATER
God is dead Failure is not tolerated
they told me i could become anything so i killed them. all of them
Truth of FB Photos: Consciously Pulls enigmatic party face Morons think he's a Fun party animaL
chuck norris hits u with a flying kick stay alive and take another one
*puts bear traps in the chimney* Kids
RECTUM? DAMN NEAR RAPED HIM
I LIKE MY GIRLS LIKE MY DOG LIKES HIS BONES BURIED!
Won staring contest with the sun
'baby on board' sign target acquired
Not A HIGHWAY JUST A WARPATH
F5
every psychopath starts with one insanity wolf meme
SEE Kids playing IN STREET DRive THrough houses
DIE DIE Die MY DARLING
BONFIRE NIGHT START A WILDFIRE
HJ
Girlfriend finds you fapping
grampa fell over and cant get up  finish him!
'*You're not your
Zombie APOCALYPSE... kill'em all let god sort them out
UPDATE  YOUR JIRA!!!
' What Do you want for lunch?' YOUR FACE
In a natural disaster maim the hippy rescuer!
Don't LeaveYour childRen alone I'll eat your babies
only doctor in antarctica removes own appendix
Gets boner Breaks it!!!!!!!!
MET ATHEIST BEAT HIM TO DEATH WITH THE CORPSE OF GOD
serves justice eats it
That's Funny... I thought you enjoyed breathing.
Feet Smell so bad... Time to cut them off.
You've got 99 problems they are all stupidity
Forgiveness comes through the slaughter of the plaintiff's son
charles manson was my kindergarden teacher
What’s more fun than a barrel of monkeys? Meth
Have too many friends? Make one friend out of a collection of their body parts
Have Test TOMORROW? league of legends all night
Drink bottle of codeine   drive to Night shift
Ex said it wasn't me it was her got rid of problem
Find out girlfriend has aids donated blood the next day
YOU SINGS AT LYRICS I SINGS AT CODE MORSE
CLEAN THE HOUSE WITH ROCKET LAUNCHER
Hobbit andrzej jestem zjem cie kurwa
lunch break Drinks red bull and eats the can
What would elvis be doing if he was alive right now? clawing at the lid of his coffin.
Just like cutting Raw chicken
Edward scissor hands plays rock paper scissors shoot he always loses
Mondays killing you Kill mondays family. Leave no witnesses.
Supports Mitt Romney Is GAy
run over black guy scream +20 points
if violence doesnt solve all your problems you arent using enough of it
chilihead vip join my group
Out of protein mix? masturbate!
finished a chapter? gulp a vodka
PLays chubby bunny with tacks
Clerici family after finding out stella is gone.
trying to quit smoking hand out nicotine lozenges as mints to friends
playing games in bedroom when parents come in  look them straight in the eyes and trick them into house advice
eat the rich eat the poor
christians at front door?! beat them to death with bible!!
her heart's as cold as ice because it's in my freezer!
she said she wanted to be somebody important I skinned her and used it to make a lampshade!!
i broke her heart and her pelvis
gets hungry hey u
LOOK IN THE DICTONARY the meaning of the word DICTIONARY!
I Never kill a virgin that doesn't mean you're safe...
dinner? we are having your wife!
no toilet paper use bare hands and lick them clean
'go eat shit and die' eat shit and dont die
death metal barbecue how do you take your dubstep fan
punch chukc norris in the balls!!
Finds out HE'S DATING A PSYCHO OAG PROPOSES
kick down wall eat zalgo's eyes
Just Study it out
Buy Ikea shred directions first
watch two girls one cup MASTERBATE
shut up! when your talking to me
parents catch you masturbating invole them
dies continually as mage sets difficulty to master
trick or treat? both! cyanide skittles!
Loses teeth purees victims!!
most 9gag users are women? call the server hosting company and have it taken down!
instagram is used by sex offenders? force your sister to make an account!
in your country pedobear is used for jokes in the uk we actually are pedos
she decides you are just a good friend you decide to break her neck and desecrate her corpse
WANT AN IPHONE STYLUS CUT OFF FINGER AND STICK IT ON A PENCIL
merkel is in greece? lets make a new flag out of her skin!
getting arrested over facebook post? drop aprils corpse in front of police station!
Beer drinking match? fills cup with pure ethanol
she dont love you i she dont got a heart!
You Can't have manslaughter without laughter
You Can't have manslaughter without laughter
the taste of eternity is here on my lips
those who have hunted men and enjoyed it are never satisfied to hunt anything else those who have been first sergeant and loved it are never satisfied to do something else
You can have your cold dead hands back when you pry them from my Hard Sharp teeth!
how many #'s of boost are you running? all of them
Plays song pop with volume muted
Having a panic attack drink a monster
teacher he was talking too bloody ass
i don't have rabies rabies has me.
Eat a live chicken 
one package lags upstream upgrade entire system to unstable alpha
Eat sand shit cement  slab
open a business in catalonia give the profits to spanish assholes
See Guy Raping Girl Give Him a Taste of His Own MEdicine
Reads cupcakes Lols
'i think your fruit is rotting' i think your body is rottng
i always use hand sanitizer as lube
meets cthulhu stare him in the eyes
Make deal with devil don't read the fine print
MEETS A NEW GIRL Sniffs her ass first
PROKA DYA FAME PASARE DEVO KONPRARE LAI FONN 5!!1!
stop getting mad when I don't answer your calls. I have a cell phone for my convenience... not yours.
bITCHES STEAL YOUR GUM TAKE THEIR TEETH
AHHHHHHHHHH!
Gets a driver's license organ donor
GAFURRI :  alienat egzistojn por kujdes nga ata
ER MAH GERD NER GRERK YERGERT!!
Just because you won't die even if I kill you
Not during Power hour!!!
cleans puss out of wound while eating breakfast
FINDS A BEAR TRAP TEA BAGS IT!
Goes camping invite slenderman
GET MARRIED HAVE KIDS
What's the difference between Sand and meNstrul blood? You can't gargle sand.
put the eggs and bread in the bottom of the cart
bite zombie
Victore taci in plm
iraq war over!? Restart IT
Yodo Allow me to Make it awsome
quickest way to a girl's heart is through her chest
'BUt im in the right spot' your right spot is six feet under
SANDPAPER!?!? more like fap paper!!!
I diDN'T GO OVER THE EDGE i WAS pUSHED
MAYONNAISE IT'S GOOD FOR YOU !
read necronomicon in church
PUT HEAD IN RIG
BAIL OUT FAILING COMPANIES SAY THE FREE MARKET FAILED
SHIT BRICKS? BRICK SHITS!
SHIT BRICKS? BRICKS SHITS!
SHIT BRICKS? BRICK SHITS!
SHIT BRICKS? BRICK SHITS!
cALL OUT OF WORK WITH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA sHOW UP FOR WORK
decides to go vegetarian eats everyone at the co op
im getting extremely mad because i disagee with you YOU Stupid ass faglord
Buys trojan pleasure pack throws away 'her pleasures'
goes to one direction concert mass graveyard
we're going to do one more rep followed by five more reps
THEY WANT YOUR HELP laughs
I saw a coyote on the golf course
GO TO HEAVEN MAKE IT HELL
infidels mock our religion? behead them all
Fed fiora... thornmail
why do people think im evil *sOB*
GET'S GIRLFRIEND PREGNANT DRINK THE BLOOD OF THE CHILD
Cj precap? Masturbate  vigorously  tO good house keEping
PLAYED SLENDER KILLED HIM AND BURNT THE PAGES!
turkey 4 da life
I'm Chechen i want freedom!
teacher has random id sweep let her off with a warning
NO future wolf gang fail them all !
Parkway drive
girlfriend can't find her purity ring lmfao
school shooting tells cops to put thir guns down
SAVE THE WORLD KILL YOURSELF!
Disregard google contract get sued into oblivion
PLAYS SLEnder COLLECTS 87 PAGES
ex wife takes ring takes her fingers
R            U JOOOSIN?!?!?!?!
I am the wolf you cannot eat me
Sees wall of infinite energy tunnels through with fangs
saved a girl tied to railroad track had sex at home. Forgot the head
goes to www.tubgirl.ca faps
MR TONG ISN'T CUTE AT ALL YOUR DEAD BODY SEEMS MUCH CUTER
THAT IS MAHOGANY!
jennifer granholm y u so excited?
Get chocolate chip cookie turns out to be raisins
what's better than a plane crash? the after crash buffet!!!
The vet said SOmthing About Taking my temperature....WTF!
The mafia came round they owed me money
CAN'T MAKE THE DEADLINE FINISH A MONTH EARLY
She tries to slap you RIP HER ARM OFF AND SLAP HER BACK
you wanna see me angry? i rather yawn at you
Program in c++ Use goto
Eu N&#227;o MATO DESTRUO
gives kindergarten class massive amounts of caffine watches the mayhem ensue!
Not running up the stairs when you turn all the lights off downstairs  F u death
flosses with barbed wire
kill every vampire on halloween  cus your a vampire hunter !!!
THEY TOOK PROJECT 96.1 WE TAKE THEIR FACEBOOK PAGE
People are like Bread They taste great with butter
LET'S BAKE A CAKE!!!
little sis called me late for dinner so i ate her cherries!
i have shed copious amounts of blood in celebration of your birthday!
fish are friends Kittens are food
PLAYS SLENDERMAN GAME COMPLETES GAME
I tell you pick up room you no pick up room
NAREN  THAT'S WHAT YOU GET
american girl talks to u! speak british at her!
wife didn't make me a sandwich so i killed her and raped her corpse
Shows bad luck Brian  That he Has bad Luck
girl posts 'i'm ugly' on picture 'yes
i save my rage for honey boo boo!
My mom don't wanna make me french fries i french fried her
im like this because your mom extorts child support from me
Put toothpick under toenail Kick wall
watch 2 girls 1 cup eat chocolate icecream
A RELATION IS LIKE AN IPAD YOU CAN BUY IT IN STORES AND ON THE INTERNET
cant get banned on habbo? Dress like women and trick guy into cybering
Photos of allie kane in bikini? Fap fap fap
farts in  business meeting buttercups boss!
i will keep killing you until you're dead
WSB Honors the dead at a funeral by killing everyone there
i put the rapist in psychotherapist
She puts you on the friendzone You put her on eviction zone
Hey
eats nails poops nail bomb!
you say 'endangered species' i say 'lunch'!!
VOTE ROMNEY EAT THE POOR
MEGADEATH NO JUST A BAND
leave game early c:\ format /FS:NTSF
row row row my boat in the pool of your blood
farts in meeting buttercups boss!
voting
takes soldering iron inserts in pee hole!
the dudesons have a new youtube show do everything they do at home!!!!
the dudesons have a new youtube show do everything they do at home!!!
found a penny put it through enemy's skull!
prostate exam? that doesn't feel like a finger
plays catch with grandpa!!!
breaks in cdc drinks ebola filled test tubes!
Loses teeth purees victims!
Goes to p'tit en K poops his boulghour on your desk
miss mary black
Todd Akin... It was legitimate
they made me cut off my ratty i made them cut off their necks
they gave me a twilight's book for my birthday i gave them dante's inferno
easy listening subsonic fallout
NOW SERVING YOUR MOM
Lazy why u so MAD
insanity wolf says no docking
iF YOU CAN'T BE THE BEST KILL THE REST
stuffed! from eating faces
Is therE LIFE AFTER DEATH? TRESPASS HERE AND FIND OUT!
There is nothing here WORTH YOUR LIFE
saves girl from burning building medium rare
away in a manger no crib for a bed the little lord jesus tastes nice on some bread
Friends are like trees if you hit them with axe they fall apart
See's slenderman in the woods stare and stalk him down
you:31 death:0 happy birthday!!!
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.
If you trespass here I WILL EAT YOU
you killed a fly on your T.v. get it off with your toothbrush then use it
catches mewtwo with great ball
Obama ate what?!!!
LOAD POKE SUGGESTIONS ON FACEBOOK HIT ON EVERYONE ON THE LIST RELENTLESSLY
Feed the homeless to the homeless
finds courage wolf beats battletoads together
gets tied to a pole infront of a store sees a squirl and runs after it
Get a real Job! Be a machinist!
Donate Blood all of it
End world hunger fry all babies and fatties
sunbathing in death valley gives sun heat stroke
kids sometimes you just want to @%!$&#164;#
ensure world peace kill everyone
Thinks of an awesome meme gets furious when he spelz a werd rong
COMPLETE fINAL FANTASY IN 1 SITTING USING SOMEONE ELSES FINGERS
girl says size doesn't matter prove it
hi devon!
Hey i just met you and this is crazy but change the station
got your ass chewed for no reason record mix with dudstep and dance to it in the compeny office
your mother comes in while fapping make her continue that job
with enough caffeine everything is possible
Ranchview Wolves
Gets new iphone smashes it in public
Calls Bovice Runs a Train on YOu
Walks through TSA Terminal Strapped like Neo
yes im mad bro  stop asking me
KILl it with fire kill the fire
WATCHES MLP RULE 34 FINDS NOTHING WRONG
Breaks leg in first 100 meters finishes race
Gun control not dropping it as i rip out your throat
favourite album? Wake Up and Smell the Carcass
get bitten by crocodile and mouse in same day mouse bite is worse
gingers make fire jews feed it
dRUNK? bE GRATEFULL YOU ARE NOT RAPED
dab stuck to finger poke the nail
my favorite thing is random violence minus the random. you're next
Round left in the chamber Gets it out the easy way
Babysits annoying child Microwave or dishwasher?
Herpes sores? Cut out the evil
He Cut me in line I Cut his liver out and showed it to him
jailbait? they will never find the corpse
don't use condoms uses chiwawa
EgGs for breakfast? Fresh from you girlfriends ovAries
girlfriend threatens Suicide if you leave  make it a homicide
Turn right? purple doughnut
Silly Rabbit Last Time that bastard tries to steal my cereal
TOILET BROKEN USE SISTERS MOUTH
MAKEUP ARTIST SEMEN IS GOOD FOR COMPLEXION
moth gigs this week castle bar thursday katy dalys friday
moth gig this week friday castle bar saturday katy dalys belfast
Drives 85 in your neighborhood 100 points for kids 200 for old people walking their dogs
CONTRACTS hiv  HEADS TO AUSTRALIA
BUYS NEW HOUSE ON AN INDIAN BURIAL GROUND
DON't TOUCH MY PROTEIN BRO!!!
EATS NAILS FOR BREAKFAST AND CONSTRUCTION SITES FOR LUNCH
COMES OUT OF BATMAN RETIREMENT BREAKS BANE'S BACK.
violence isnt the answer  bullshit
killed it
eats doritos at 7:30 A.M.
Watches Jersey shore marathon
trys 100m for the 1st time breaks the 9 second barrier
FA&#199;A INIMIGOS N&#195;O AMIGOS
she called me a PSYCHOtic  creep i called her an ambulance
SEE KATY PERRY MOVIE MASTURBATE VIGOROUSLY
Holiday next year in north korea
cut power to building. prowl. pounce. take out jugular. feed for a week. repeat
lewis stop blocking everyones newsfeeds with your photos
see wet cement MAKE A FACE PRINT!!!
WAITRESS ASKS YOU WHAT SIZE COFFEE YOU WANT MAX!
I finished gta San Andreas Without cheats
TOO MUCH PINK
Bet on a fart shit on a hooker
steal my blue buff ill burn your family
Don't bear your fangs if you're weak. That's why my fangs are usually in flesh!
my girlfriend said she had a troubled soul i gave her an exorcism
My reaction when i see someone flirting with my crush
SHE SAID SHE IS NOT HOT NOW SHE IS IN THE OVEN
The club can't even handle you right now? home run
Kid singing 'The club can't even handle me right now' HITS HOME RUN WITH HIS HEAD
a guy said to me
PARENT ASKS WHAT FAPPING MEANS DEMONSTRATE
he stole me one kill i stole him his account
You said you wouldn't frape me!!! Shit's about to go down!
were you raised by wolves? YES!
3 TEAMMATES DOWN
usjp loom
Trus aing kudu Mangap??
Decided to play Humans Vs Zombies Picked to be first Zombie
WHAT?! NO FOOD?!?!
It's Louis Not Lewis
KILL A GRAPHIC DESIGNER WRITE HIS EPITAPH IN COMIC SANS
Rosa!! you the party animal!!!
says the word bubbles  in an angry way
Imam RECITING slowly...  DURING TARAWEEH PRayer!
Steal my $40? I'll steal your soul
DEAD BABY JOKES AREN'T COOL I WANT THE REAL THING
They said linkin park are mad I turned the volume to max and played system of a down
Friendly  JENNER IN FRONT OF YOU FLOOR IT
MALFORMED
CONSUME THE DEAD  DEATH ACCELERATION
Watches AntiChrist by Lars von Trier 'i dont see what the big deal is.'
Roses are red
tried watching the shire had to eat foetuses to recover
don't forgive
HOLY MER - DOG!
little red riding hood not any more!!!!
where is justin bieiber?!?!?
Makes a bowl of cereal looks in fridge.....no milk!!!!
kill two birds with one stone kill two people with one bird
-MOM GETS IN CLEANING MODE- GET OUT OF THE WAY
epic meal time        main course? eat's you
Let's watch the food network During ramadan
75k in student loan debt art history degree
someone steals my care package on c.o.d. call in a napalm on they ass
WORKS for 16 hours straight Sleeps for 16 hours straight
GO TO CHICK-FIL-A... ON SUNDAY!
Starts learning arabic to understand quran goes on to memorize entire quran
11 kill streak!!!
WOULD YOU LIKE SOME TEA? NO!
LET'S GO SEE BATMAN IN DENVER
sear human flesh with laser. add cilantro. serve.
Dont simply walk into mordor? simply eat your face
12 Stunden mit pepp gelernt  nichtmehr runter kommen und mit wildem apm spam alle games verlirern
police catch you masturbating look them in the eyes and finish
Attention! Security!!!!
THIS BASEMENT IS CLEAN? IT HAS TO BE IMMACULATE
CUSTOMER CLAIMS TO HAVE TROUBLE HEARING REFERRED TO TTY.  Cx confused.  They found out why.  Battle cry.
smokes meth  becomes satan
I just met you and this is crazy but ask for it again and i will stab you maybe
MOSQUITO BITES YOU EAT IT! TAKE BACK WHAT IS YOURS
Bored on the internet marianas web!
WHAT HAIR ? I HAVE NO HAIR MUM WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Says she's not into you force yourself into her
Fasting for Ramadan Watch nothing but the food network
temporal skull fracture comes to work anyway
i'm on an international call around the world!!!!
owner brags about how lovable dog is on facebook Dog eats the owner's baby
Kill a hipster now who's underground?
take Arrow to the need rip it out and stab the person
HEY i just bit you anD i AM cRAZY cALL THE DOCTOR. yOU JUST GOT RABIES
push a hipster down the stairs now look who's tumbling
Yolo you say? i know what ill say to the homicide detectives
ma ei situ nagu tavalised inimesed ma situn endale perse
T&#193; FRIO? Vai pro inferno ent&#227;o
Real men don't smoke cigarettes they smoke blocks of coal mixed with gun powder
teacher is assigning homework throw your desk through her face
More friends on facebook? beat face with book
has heartburn drinks battery acid
BUTCHER THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
STEAM SUMMER SALE STARTS END UP BUYING NEW GAME FOR FULL PRICE
teacher thinks he is right class is quick to correct that mistake with blood
Puts toothpick under toe nail kicks the wall!
charlie sheen? #lost
I was in trouble So i tucked for double
Brings book to read at daycAre Fifty shades of grey!!!
SHOT DOWN? SHOOT HER!
Plays Search and Destroy With a Riot Sheild
Plays Free for all goes for Nuke
Pepper says no headbanging does so anyway
my friend is in the army
Guard says youre not dragonborne kill him with shouts
all day daycare all day buffet
Are you done!? I want to wrap up..
hey i just met you and this is crazy but i have your family so foward me 1 million maybe
Just saw parents having sex
No one bites back as hard On their anger
Hate them Kill them
come at me bro
goes to justin bieber concert with glass door!
out of food? eat your neighbors!!!
THANK YOU
post nudes on facebook set to 'only Me'
FOR MY NEXT TRICK I PULL A HAT OUT OF A RABBIT!
saved a drowning black family as a .jpg
Bitten by bed bugs Eat all Bed Bugs
we just met and this is crazy Im gonna shoot you in the faCe!!!!
both
balls and weiners
........this is my face....... .......then a girl squirts.....
if that baby cries on this plane one more time im going to go insane
Little BO BEEP LOST HER SHEEP I ATE HER TOo
Makes a cuppa tea 90% J&#196;GERMEISTER
Your mum is just like a deer I&#180;m gonna kill and eat her when im done
Sees little girl crying in the corner unzips trousers and gives her something to cry about
LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS MASTURBATE
my favorite show on TV is a rerun murder everyone at the TV station
DON'T TELL ME TO RELAX I'M ALREADY RELAXED
if life turns you back touch her ass&#161;&#161;
MOM SAYS YOU ARE GROUNDED Put her in the ground
do you want cash back or not?
OMG bathsalts im goin to eat you face!!!!!
she likes five finger death punch? give her a five finger donkey punch!
play qwop find controls intuitive
poke me on facebook I will poke your whole family with the rake
I'm sexy And I know it
BEE STINGS YOU? SWALLOW IT FOR SUPERPOWERS!
vote me up and your house won't ignite so easily
A BLACK PERSON WAS IN OUR ROOM ACCUSE THEM OF THIEVERY
In airplane listening to slayer might as well make it rain blood
Try to play diablo error 37
Alguem lhe odeia ?  De motivos !!!
linsanity wolf
YOLO? yODO!!!
Kills a sir Free mustache rides
Decapitate a Sir Mustache rides on the go
Sits on passanger seat
BROTHER COMPLAINS ABOUT MY MAPLE SYRUP COMPLAIN ABOUT HIS DEAD BODY BLOCKING THE WAY INTO THE ROOM
met bear grylls invite him to have a drink
See a zombie  eat it's face
Nose broken in barfight? Free warpaint!
HANDJOB WON'T BE YOUR HAPPY ENDING!
a liberal a day keeps the stupid people away
TAKE A HANDFUL OF DRUGS JUST TO FIGHT OFF THE EFFECTS LATER
STOP POSTING PONIES ON MY PROFILE BEFORE WE HAVE YOUR LITTLE FUNERAL
Saves burning baby burns it anyway
posts in r/aww NSFL
false Dmitry becomes Tzar of russia? kill him
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yArd And I'm like
Life has been cancelled today due to lack of hustle
if i can haz sanity i haz insanity
Feels earthquake continues wanking
the monster under your bed will eat you in your sleep
Who needs bath salts to eat your face off?
FILLING UP CAR WITH GAS? TAKE NOZZLE OUT AND SPRAY PEOPLE
I know we just met
Watches JB Fan Video I'd do her
tell people you'll be at the party in a god costume don't show up
Wants to be alone Kills everyone else
Hey
She stole my heart i stole her soul
Why are The bobcats so bad!!!
STIMULATE US ECONOMY BY INVADING CANADA
COusin throws your shoes in the pool? Break his legs!
5 LITTLE PIGGIES WENT TO MARKET NONE CAME HOME
Preferred carpet material? Lego
Preferred flooring? upturned power plugs
suffering from erectile dysfunction cut off all weaknesses with a rusty BUTTER KNIFE
cruisin for a bruisin? hit everyone in the face with a hammer!
HELP! the Femitheist has my balls!
buy car from brother needed a ride to jail
do bears shit in the woods? they try and they die
Wanna give you a kiss eats your head instead
hey I just met you and this is crazy you're lucky you just
hungry goes fist hunting
Celebrate Life Dance on the Graves of the dead
gets into heaven is disappointed
stare death in the face and laugh stare birth in the face and open fire
IF YOU FAIL MY CLASS SENIORS YOU WILL NOT WALK PERMANENTLY
REFUSES TO PICK UP FEET WHEN WALKING? CUTS THEM OFF AND REPLACED WITH INLINE SKATES
i just met you and this sounds crazy i killed your parents and you're next
WITNESS PARENTS HAVING SEX STARE
YOU HAVE SUCH A SMOOTH SKIN CAN I TRY IT ON ?
Poke me on facebook? shoves entire fist up your ass
My little pony as profiel pic? open it and show it from the inside
Bradley robbed title? rob him of his flesh
You violate my mouth? I violate your ass with a rake
zombie apocalypse? moving target!
Kick the shit out of your grandma Exercise mode: Extreme
gives girl aids murders her when she doesn't say thank you
Radioactive Mushroom? Eat it !
to the world
Car mechanic fixed car here have a giant wrench in your skull
hey i just met you and this is crazy but how bout you stop making song pun memes
Hey i just bit you because i'm crazy so see a doctor Cuz i've got rabies
download torrent seed it!?!
yolo and now its over cuz u said yolo
keeps making bad memes tries again anyways
They trus you for no reason give them a reason
I put the rapist In to Psychotherapist
1 like 50 pushups
Said the M word in theatre Out loud
you say i cant count? i can count bodybags!
Do not eat paCkaGe in shoe box? Do eat package in my stomach
Eats pErson  Then uses bath salts
STOP SENDING ME  GAME REQUEST
45
She askS you to eat her butt Use a fork
get caught fapping Target ACQUIRED
plays left 4 dead kills the tank punching him with his gun
NO SOurce code Build project anyway
pull down pants  and shove a saw up thE ass
Hey i just met you and this is crazy  i'm a wolf i ate your baby
ingrown toenail? barefoot soccer!
guys and girls liking and commenting on my gf's pictures and statuses.... Your All going to die
Know your enemy Tastes like chicken
I don't need bath salts To rip your face off.
SAMUEL L. JACKSON DARES TO SAY WHAT AGAIN... WHAT?
eats a taco bell shits bood
girlfriend wants vacation in an exotic place send her to heaven
got hungry ate a man's face
don't bite the hand that feeds you the right place to bite is the neck
i'd kill myself for you and i'd kill you for myself
Son missplaces a plate threw him down the stairs
ZOMBIES! YOU AIN'T EATIN' SHIT ON MY BLOCK SON.
RETREAT? ONLY TO GET A BOOST
coragem pra estudar f&#237;sica
I jumped off a wardrobe onto a box full of lego
ZOMBIE chases Chases zombie
Punches Eleanor's back she's bionic
'I'm leaving you...' i'm leaving you in a ditch after i gut you!
feed the hungry with the homeless
she told me she was hungry so i raped her
Hot girl... Cut her face off... Make her eat it.
Saw your mom in the shower This was my face
EVERY TIME SOMEONE SAYS ''YOLO''
if brute force fails use more of it
Kill adele Leave her rolling in the deep
I KILL PEOPLE
man watches the grey knows he will lose
my friend did break the school door blamed it on me!
MAdness? this is spartaaaaaa!!!
guy asks for a high five slaped his hands of
ANNIVERSARY OF BIRTH DRINK UNTIL DEATH
I EXTEND THE OLIVE BRANCH OF PEACE INTO YOUR OPEN EYE
GROWS UP WITH ONLINE PIRACY BUYS MUSIC REGULARLY
Wake me up when I'm asleep? Now you'll never have to worry about waking up ever again
Won a game of connect four In three goes.
Grandma tries to hug you c-c-c-c-combo breaker!!
SAY YOLO ONE MORE TIME AND I PLAY YOUR VOCAL CORDS LIKE A UKELE
SHE BREAKS YOUR HEART YOU BREAK HER NECK
Steak comes back too rare Re-plate and send back out
turn off ur phone  or u see murph dog
Little boy wants to be batman kill his parents
Shaked Hands with edward Scissorhands He got cut
Put $20 in the jukebox  3 hours of cannibal corpse
on his birthday Eats Yellow cake Uranium
Meets abu hamza high five
Knock knock you're dead
lvl 60? joins normal diablo fight shadow clone kills all
i beg ur pardon
one
Friend Likes Justin Bieber What Friend?
EXPLORE YOUR SEXUALITY MOVE TO IRAN
she starts crying laugh in her face and finish like a man
Cant find what your looking for? go cut yourself out a new pair of eyes
sees pram
Quit  whining!
mother notices hickey on neck ask her for another one
Get Root Canal Laugh cause it tickles
she put you in the friend zone put her in the kill zone!
I WILL NEVER STOP SCREAMING NEVER
my face after finding out the paper wasn't due
You're pregnant perfect timing; i'm starving
see granny in a wheelchair wanna race?
GARBAGE DISPOSAL BROKEN BURY THEM IN THE BACKYARD INSTEAD
got SENTENCED TO DEATH TIME LIMIT
BURN THE WITCH REFRAME THE BARN
going on a camping trip so nobody can hear you scream
Game of Thrones mum walks in during sex scene
i got cheese between my toes
Life gives him lemons makes cherryade
TAKES TOO LONG TO WALK DOWN STAIRS JUMP OUT WINDOW
LOOK
dog days are over kill'em all
this is pandimonium he's ruining a perfectly good game of football
see your boss broken down on the side of the road Turn wheel   Accelerate
push a hipster down the stairs now look who's tumbling
NO ONE DIES A VIRGIN because sooner or later i find them
nothing gets me ready for a game like Jack3D in my Battery Acid
Walks in on parents joins them
Nothing gives me that extra little kick in the morning Like coffee in my battery acid.
celebrate m0ther's day by becoming a mom
happy mother's day now get back in the kitchen
HAPPY MOTHERS DAY MOM I MADE A CARD
Watches EPL This morning Dies of heart attack
Breed your dog EAT ITs puppies
'would you rather be right
Foot injured? Walk on hands
You only live once? Sadly It will have to be slow and painfull
Your girlfriend likes being dominated? She didn't seem to have a good time when i raped her last night
MRS KERRIGAN YELLING AT BEN WESTERLUND
steal diamonds throw them at cars
Happy Mother's Day Now get back in the kitchen
Walks in on grandparents having sex joins them
THORNTON CALLS YOU INTO THE OFFICE TELL HIM TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF
No job opening? You wait in the parking lot till work is over and make yourself an opening
so...you could teach me a thing or two? challenge accepted
i like my women like my phones stabbed in the shower
GOT THE PUCK? SEE IF YOU CAN PASS IT WITH YOUR RIPPED OFF LEGS INSTEAD OF A STICK
Browses R/nsfw at work masturbates with blood
She has her period less work for me
Like the picture not the link
'all shall perish'? How cute.
I CAUGHT THE MOLTRES!!!
GETS NO VALENTINE CARD FOR VALENTINE? SPREADS HIS LOVED BULLETS
teacher lost your paper bark at her
oh... butsupuuude !
SAYS YOU DRINK TOO MUCH EAT THIER SOUL
she needs time to think throw in jail
Eat chili beans through nostrils
greg drops a sandwich i eat it
Drops meat on table says aiyooooo
laser beam eyes will some day exist
Sees Scammer Hammers him into oblivion
it's the month of may therefore i 'may' kill you
My master got me the wrong kibble So i ate his face
watched twilight with gf then ate her
Abortions scrambled eggs
Twilight Yeah
MAKE DINNER AT YOUR HOUSE WITH FRIENDS OVER DONT SHARE
IM GONNA CUT YOU ...a piece of cake
host migration.......
Do the Urkel dance  Or die!
can i stop bitching? can you stop breathing?
watches ultimate dog tease rage
dates a girl who likes fruit graped
gets into philosophical discussion with friend eats friend
jamie says he cant play dota but can play tf2 time to put on the magnums
You are what you eat I am a hufflEpuff
texting while driving builds dexterity in novice drivers
Enters store TAKES EVERYTHING
Collects tax OFF THE GOVERNMENT!
I like my women like my pizza with cheese baked into the crust.
encounters shiny lugia sheer cold
See ridiculously photogenic guy Don't Fap
FIRST YOU TAKE THE JUMBO JACK THEN YOU ADD aids
TOOTH IS SLIGHTLY LOOSE YANK IT OUT
When life gives you lemons squeeze them into stranger's eyes
meatloaf wy you hav bad life
Got hit by car got that bitches number
mists of pandaria beta use cataclysm damage stats
Ragnar spierdalaj już z forum
Tees off when person is on the same hole you f****** kidding me?!
ROOT As default
I aM an army of one Declare war
run to front of bus in the movie speed slam foot on brake
no more coffee filters snorts the grounds
INSANITY WOLF ENDANGERING ENDANGERED SPECIES
endangering endangered species
MR. FONG STOP SMILING!
talked to apple fanboy about technology conversation ended with him in my freezer
catches null pointer throws it anyway
she answered with the socially awkward penguin i raped and killed the socially awkward penguin
Throw your teacher overboard And listen to her scream
strap a person to a table dinner time
the mayor is in the house glare at them menacingly as you check in
Teacher told me to be quiet cut out his tongue
Myth busted your death
DAmn CAmper IM GONNA KI... nooo
4th of july don't need cloriform
Remember My Debit Card
need a haircut?  buy greek bonds
I&#180;ll bring her meth 
Girl on the platform dies.
Lobby Couple? Stare them down as they Make out
They stole your mayorship check them in to the grave
he told me to shut up so i shut him up in my attic
what do you mean you threw out the churros
I JUST SWEPT ONE PERSON'S WHOLE TEAM WITH AN ARBOK.
I JUST SWEPT ONE PERSON'S WHOLE TEAM WITH AN ARBOK.
Left with one pokemon in a gym Continues fighting
disregard women establish a genocidal empire built on her memory
try to grab keyboard while i type it will go up your nose and out your finger
Don't use a BACKSCRATCHER to scratch back Use a barbwire Bat!!!!
Reads your Meme Tickles YOU
Fool me once
Roboteers
wtf where's the food
WHERE is  your jumper
Needs babysitter calls Casey Anthony
go to dtive thru with coworker  place two separate orders pay with same card
I'm Caged In this place called earth
losing Facebook fight ? CORRECT GRAMMAR
FEEL LIKE YOU'VE BEEN EATEN BY A WOLF AND SHIT OFF A CLIFF HUH? i did that
GOES TO THE GYM AT 5 PM
give a man a gun he will rob a bank give a man a bank and i will go in and rob him of his flesh
The happiness that i feel is without compare
Y u use wrong meme?! u die!
my food gets cold in lunch line  i eat you
terra worker says you can't swipe again until four Tie her up and eat her family in front of her
Juniors slowly killing you kill them first
BREAK A GLASS SWALLOW THE SHARDS
Gets KO'd in Street Fighter. KO's YOU in real life.
Bowser kidnaps princess...Again. Kills him!
Finish your stuff and let's go eat!
go in to elevator with pizza watch the dancers mentally deteriorate
Program 14 hours a day eat bojangles for exercise
Ruin any meme may you step on every leggo created
EAT ROCKS BENCH PRESS SEISMIC PLATES
bieber my balls
Push old lady down escalator Take shit on back
KEEP GETTING DENIED? THREE NO'S MEANS YES
GOES ON A DIET EATS BACON AND STEAK
oh i see you played a creature... wrath of god
makes prank calls all night long
Drives down bogus No hands
wake up every morning and shit the bed
Audition for bit part in movie 'The Grey' Let Liam Neeson punch you in the face with broken bottles
she gives you the finger introduce the shocker!!
Sitting quietly? Scream 'down's syndrome'
call your squad mates i'll eat them too!
walk past informatics forum hit face off badly placed road sign
keep GETTING DENIED? THREE NO'S MEAN YES
fox cancels favorite show time to hunt fox
Babies
parents have company over stay in your room till they leave
reading socially awkward penguin memes relating to all of them
ALone in Public Place Get Cellphone and act like you're texting someone
see someone you know act like you don't see them
'happy birthday' 'YOU TOO'
Walk past group of people laughing think its about you
can't understand what they said nod and laugh
Mom comes into room stare at google until she leaves
watch movie with parents sex scene comes on
Try to search for pretty girl on facebook accidentally post her name as  a status
show a group of people something really funny you're the only one laughing
Think of something to add to conversion Subject changes before you find  a chance to say it
finish test first pretend to work for half an hour
See your friend typing... delete your text and wait
About to leave the house Wait till neighbor goes inSide
Think aBout awkward situations from the past feel awkward again
Goes to a gym
Go to gym check in on facebook so people know i have muscles
gets insulted and has no response spends rest of day thinking of comebacks
walking around house making crazy noises realize someone is home
Read Socially Awkward Penguin Worry That too many apply to you
Teacher: Okay everyone get a partner AWH SNAP
Hanging out with people and start telling a story someone else starts talking over you and everyone forgets you were talking
Step aside to let someone pass. Get in someone else's way.
Use public transport fall in love 5 times
Meet five people at once remember none of their names
rACHEL IS ONLINE
uses proper grammar  online Says lol in real life
First day of school See friends the 1st time in 3 months
don't go on facebook for a week no new notifications
Discover Socially Awkward Penguin Find comfort knowing ur not alone
MAKING A PHONE CALL PRACTICE THE CONVERSATION IN HEAD
meets old best friend got nothing to talk about
Call someone start doing laps around the room for no reason
Talking about slavery in class Avoids eye contact with all black kids
thinks of something clever to say topic changes
DOORBELL RINGS MUTE TV... DON'T MAKE A SOUND
How are you? yes
wins at bingo to nervous to shout bingo
Watches Really funny viDeo on YouTube  Shows it to friend
Teacher is taking attendance heart rate rapidly increases in anticipation of saying 'here'
See pretty girl in public imagine entire life together
Realise you're going the wrong way keep going the wrong way
FRIENDS TALK ABOUT HANGING OUT YOU'RE NOT INVITED
room full of people i don't know pretend to text
plans out conversations never has them
THIRD TIME ASKING THEM TO REPEAT IT YOU STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THEY SAID
starts the slow clap no body follows
New in school befriend nerds and future killers
awkward conversation have regretful flashbacks about it for the rest of the day
Girl says hi imagine life together
Say goodbye you Both walk in the same direction
accidental eye contact. look away. peek back later More eye contact
walking alone in public take out phone every now and then so people think you have friends
Think of question to ask in class silently rehearse  for five minutes
Post status  delete after nobody likes
the hair dresser cutting your hair talks to other hairdresser you respond
everyone around is texting takes out phone and stares at home screen
Trying to explain internet meme to a friend never works
finish quiz early waits until someone else finished to go turn it in
'HEY
Give person wrong directions remember right directions as they drive away
desperately need haircut fears small talk with barber
Girl smiles at you Look behind you
READING SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN MEMES RELATE
uses public bathroom stall waits for everybody to leave berfore shitting
Wait for the right time to say something get interrupted. twice
friend whispers something to you in class can't hear but pretend you did and laugh hoping it was a joke
invites girl over to watch movie watches movie
BOTH START TYPING AT SAME TIME QUICKLY ERASE TYPINGS HOPING THE OTHER PERSON WILL SAY SOMETHING INSTEAD
GIRL COMPLIMENTS YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO REPLY
laugh at something you don't get It's an inside joke
visitors in the kitchen stay hungry
SAY YOU HATE A BAND
'ok class
Laugh at Penguin meme cry on inside
Keep head down when you walk That way you dont make eye contact with people
shoe makes fart noise in public unable to replicate
MAKE DUMB MISTAKE SPEND ALL NIGHT THINKING ABOUT IT
Waiter brings wrong food Eat it anyway
someone bumps into you apologize
Spend hours constructing witty facebook status too scared to post it
Never raise hand in class
CREATE MEME REFRESH WINDOW EVERY FIVE SECONDS TO CHECK POPULARITY
realize no one is listening stop mid-sentence
STRETCH ARMS AT THE END OF THE CLASS ACCIDENTALLY TOUCH THE ASS OF A GIRL WHO WAS PASSING BY
People talk to you on facebook ignore you in school
Crossing one way street looks both ways
someone waves at you and you wave back
'finally
Think about awkward moment from ten years ago turn red and cringe
PLAY ONLINE GAME TOO AFRAID TO USE MIC
says hi to girl in hall without clearing throat ends up sounding like batman
reads socially awkward peguin relates.
Pretend not to care care
stay over at a friends house  decline food all weekend
Having testicles examined for lumps Runs fingers through doctor's hair
Walking with two friends on sidewalk always ends up behind
Make squeaking noise with shoe casually repeat sound to prove it wasn't a fart
Someone standing in front of item you want in store pretend to look for something else until they leave
Teacher says to partner up panic
Finally say something People freak out because they forgot you were there
accidentally take wrong bus pretend its the right one
cALLS teacher mom
i swear to god i just heard someone call my name
'And now I will pick a random member from the audience' Heart rate goes up 700%
Want to order something different It's your turn
wake up first at a sleepover pretend to be asleep untill friend wakes up
coughs to hide fart farts after coughing
talking in company with 4 friends
notice you're walking at the same pace as the person in front of you speed up/slow down
Didn't hear what you said Nod and smile
holds door open person 50 feet away
Log onto facebook disable chat
watching tv with parents sex scene appears
Waiter says 'enjoy your meal' Say 'thanks
politely declines food offer from party host haven't eaten all day
Socially awkward penguin my life in memes
Post video on facebook
SEEs (1) in facebook tab Adrenaline Rush
Didn't know how to respond to text so i didn't
TRYING TO TELL MY PARENTS A FUNNY STORY AND IT TURNS INTO A LIFE LESSON
dress up as socially awkward penguin no one gets the reference
Joins friend and stranger
clever conversations all in the head
Would you like a medium or large? yes.
'HaPPY bIRHTDAY' 'tHANKS
At Family parTy Play legos with The Children
see someones zipper is open scared to tell because they will know you looked at their crotch
sees someone they know avoids eye contact
It's your birthday at least mom and dad remembered
goes to pee aims for rim to avoid any noise
realizing you walk in the wrong direction Pretend to check phone before turning around
mistakenly exit crowded elevator on wrong floor use stairs
didn't understand what friend say laugh and hopes it wasn't a question
Read awkward pinguin memes realize ur not alone
Receive text from girl Answer each question in chronological order
Invited to party wait outside until somone you know shows up
Use friends toilet
REMEMBER SOMETHING FUNNY AND LAUGH HARD AT A FUNERAL
substitute teacher calling names rehearses saying 'here' in head
see cute girl dream about a life togheter
friend comes online appear offline
SHOW SOMEONE SOMETHING FUNNY realize it isnt funny
attempt to pick up pen result; fling it across room
tells his parents he is gay as an april fool's joke they already suspected it
Make perfect meme real life friends don't understand and don't care
Farted just to be funny smells like shit
avoid talking to someone by pretending to get phone call phone rings
joins forum never posts
ask about something Figure it out before they respond
day dreams in class cute girl think's he is staring at her
realizes he's socially awkward favorites all the comments on this page
cant hear friend
Try to walk around sombody in your path they attempt to walk around the same direction
Watch classic film for first time Already know plot from simpsons parody
Girl Hugs Girl BoobS TOUCH.
Tries to take part in conversation doesnt speak loudly enough
gets applause joins in clapping
Gets hit by person putting on jacket apologizes
forgot someone's name wait till someone else says it
Stuck in a crowded place try to find an empty place to stare off into
Trip over crack in sidewalk start jogging.
Pretends to be listening realizes response is now required
American History teacher covering slavery Accidentally makes eye contact with black student
'What's up?' 'Nothing much.'
Asks question; no one REPLIES remains silent
'IS ANYONE HERE GOOD WITH COMPUTERS?' SAYS NOTHING
girl you like has no facebook Game over
Avoid looking at children so you don't look like a pedophile
weekend arrives no human contact till monday
SHOE MAKES FART SOUND PANIC TRYING TO REPRODUCE SOUND SO PEOPLE KNOW YOU DIDN'T REALLY FART
remember embarrassing event from years ago cringe and obsess over what could have been done differently
people are having a real conversation bring up something you saw on youtube
No one comments on status DELETE
CHAIR MAKES A FART NOISE KEEPS DOING IT TO MAKE SURE PEOPLE KNOW IT'S THE CHAIR
friend tells already told story act like you hear it the first time
Doesn't know what to say 'I'm tired'
TOO NERVOUS TO ASK GIRL OUT IN PERSON SENDS HER THIS IMAGE INSTEAD
nobody likes my facebook post after 5 minutes? delete
Says something stupid When asked to repeat
has terrific memory acts forgetful to not seem like a stalker
everyone else is finished eating guess i'm done too
HAVE A really stupid question
can't laugh at Socially awkward penguin it tells the truth
sees handicapped person concentrates on not looking so doesn't seem insensitive
Spend time on intelligent comment reply on a youtube video
Goes in for a fist bump They were trying to shake hands
CUTE GIRL SITS NEXT TO ME INSTANTLY HAVE TO FART
Likes a girl avoids her like it's satan
Girl waves at you  Assume it's sarcasm
cute Girl smiles at you from across the room erection
didn't see movie say you did
SEE FRIEND tALKING WITH PEOPLE YOU DON'T kNOW wAIT FOR PEOPLE TO GO AWAY
there will be females there? now i'm definitely not going
Makes Grammatical error deletes post
make eye contact with a girl look at wristwatch you dont have
Unfold clothes in store to examine Cant refold
see's a hot girl in bar goes home and hope you see her again
Responds to sarcasm with sarcasm Gets Taken Seriously
Don't know how to reply to text consider conversation over
Don't want to feel LONELY BUT DON'T WANT TO TALK TO PEOPLE
flirts with checkout lady 'so do you work here?'
Notice I'm walking the wrong way. take out cell phone pretend to read message and turn around
GO ON FACEBOOK IMMEDIATELY TURN OFF CHAT
Wait for car to pass before crossing street car stops and waits
Last empty seat on the bus next to you people stand
MAKE AS LITTLE NOISE AS POSSIBLE WHEN YOU'RE IN YOUR APARTMENT SO THAT YOUR NEIGHBORS DON'T THINK YOU'RE HOME ALL THE TIME
Someone walks into the bathroom while you're taking a shit Keep Dead silent until they're gone
Type LOL while videochatting Friend sees you didn't actually lol
Wave to someone Wasn't waving at you
Goes to open door for hot girl AUTOMATIC DOOR.
add a girl with 1000 friends on fb get rejected
Walk into wrong lecture stay for whole period
CHAIR MAKES FART SOUND CONTINUE MAKING SOUND SO EVERYONE KNOWS IT WAS THE CHAIR
fap to person pics see them the next day
Restaurant forgets sauce with your order  doesn't ask
Great Idea for a meme Already created
Go to friend's house walk around house to avoid their parents
FIND OUT WHAT PARTYING IS LIKE BY LISTENING TO KATY PERRY
mcdonalds worker gets order wrong eats it
realises your walking in the wrong direction checks phone and turns around
goes to strip club asks strippers about their childhood
8 open urinals to use they go right beside you
Trying to Google Gary Oldman Forgets the 'r'
Girl you liked randomly texts you think about it all day
Trip on flat surface jog it out
Chatting online Wait a few seconds to sign off after saying bye to make it seem like you're talking to other people
someone USES WRONG FORM OF 'THERE
Try to find word in dictionary repeat whole albhabet
Got nervous about sweating started sweating even more
Sees opportunity to prove teacher wrong doesn't say shit
Struggles to remember achievements Remembers awkward moments in vivid detail
hold door open for someone they use other door instead
taking a shit in public bathroom
say funny joke quietly let popular friend take credit for it
Friend goes in for fistbump
Has all pokemon except the ones that need to be traded to evolve
decide to go to anxiety counselling too nervous to call
'...and one interesting fact about yourself' OH GOD NO
Hears correct lyrics Keeps singing wrong ones
Number you don't know calls Text who is this?
'You guys enjoy your meal.' 'YOu too.'
misspell first post in forum close tab
Person looks familiar stare at them
'ok who doesn't have a group?' raises hand
Make eye contact through crack in bathroom stall
set a facebooks status delete 5 mins later and get depressed no-one commented
see someone you know at a mall hides
outside friend's house text him instead of knocking
Open door for someone way too far away
Holds door for someone 20 more people behind you
Eye contact with homeless person while having tons of shopping bags in your hands
Try to show friend socially awkward penguin can't find any funny ones
LISTENS TO LOUD MUSIC ON HEADPHONES THINKS NOBODY HEARS HIM FART
will never go to this   facebook event click 'maybe'
meme gets downvoted never make them again
type comment on facebook re-read it. delete it. say nothing
Walk down hall and see friend you haven't talked to in a year avoid eye contact
website has facebook integration never post
Walk into a chair Apologize to it
make joke you laugh... alone.
here's your ticket and enjoy the movie you too
someone laughed at my joke tell it again
pretends to text when alone in public
'Enjoy your meal' 'You too'
Get HOLIDAY card try not to look at money while reading
Made a really clever joke too clever for anyone else to understand
holds in 20 farts weird internal fart
make eye contact with cute girl across room can't stop making eye contact with cute girl across room
someone says something to you pretend you didnt hear them
send four page text in a fit of passion wish you could unsend five minutes later
Make good point Still get negative thumbs
POST STATUS DELETE AFTER NOBODY LIKES
talking to friends then realizes no one is listening gradually stop talking
GIRL WITH NICE ASS WALKS AHEAD OF YOU ON STAIRS LOOKS DOWN TO AVOID STARING
gIRL asked to go with her mUST BE A TRAP
cross busy street awkward slow jog
think you're in love read socially awkward penguin pics
Posts FUNNY new Facebook Status Deletes Post after 2 Minutes If No one Liked
In a verbal fight think of a good comeback 6 hours later
try to act less awkward never move
Read socially awkward penguin memes  all apply to you
i'm good
Goes to a family party doesn't know anyone
get cute waitress at restaurant dad tries to make conversation with her
Tries to troll destroys all personal relationships
Girl likes your status imagine life together
Girl Kisses Cheek FapFapFap
cuddle and make out with a girl from your claSS IN THE SIMS
On JOB INTERVIEW hAS ERECTION
NOTHING TO DO ON BREAKS GO TO TOILET AND WAIT FOR CLASS
Says Hello While walking away
Walks into wall apologizes
someone unfriends you on facebook searches for hours to find out who it was
Watch tv
Cute Girl Sits next to you in class Forget how to swallow silently
Enter public bathroom say hi to everyone
boss calls you wrong name new work name
Reading socially awkward penguin FInds out that it fits you
That meal sounds delicious don't order because the name is hard to pronounce
Cute girl SMILES AT YOU ON THE BUS IGNORE HER
Play with pen in class
Open door for someone behind you Become grocery store doorman for 5 minutes
make great facebook status wait until the time of day when most friends are online to post it
Stretches in class gets called on by professor
MORE EXCITED WHEN PLANS GET CANCELLED
barber gives you bad haircut tell him you like it
read socially akward penguin.... ...relate to every single one
makes a meme gives it a one up after creatng it
tries to troll gets trolled
confuse socially awkward penguin memes with auto-biography
Make eye contact check cell phone
Posts a comment on facebook with minor spelling error deletes it and types correct version
Get caught talking to yourself start singing
didn't see anyone you know today Wear the same outfit tomorrow
somebody sneezes in class
Get asked how i'm doing Respond 'oh
Get text  read previous messages to see what you were talking about
GUY STEPS ON YOUR FOOT APOLOGIZE TO HIM
headphones in public forget how to breath
When are you due? I'm not pregnant
holds door open for girl girl takes other door
you go for handshake
joins great conversation Never speaks
alone in public get cell phone and pretend you're texting
see a socially awkward penguin you can relate to stil won't post it so people won't think you are socially awkward
TEACHERS' COMPUTER STOPS WORKING PRETEND TO KNOW NOTHING ABOUT COMPUTERS WHEN THEY ASK FOR HELP
say hi not sure if you should stop for a small talk or walk by
laughs extra hard to seem cool accidentally farts
notice the elevator is moving in your apartment building take the stairs
Becomes aware of walking completely loses the ability to walk normally
'Hey
Tell hilarious joke No one gets it
Relates to Socially awkward penguin meme downvotes it
plan conversation in your head other person doesn't follow the script
Cop pulls you over for speeding Say thank you
someone says 'HI' 'thank you'
WANT TO ASK YOUR PROFESSOR A QUESTION AT THE END OF CLASS HE IS BUSY WITH ANOTHER STUDENT. WAIT JUST 15 SECONDS NEXT TO THEM
chatting with friend
Chatting with a girl on the internet-she dosnt reply im bothering her
Made new friend have no old friends to introduce new friend to
friend wants to make socially awkward penguin meme picture asks you for life story
comment on facebook spend the rest of the day worrying about it
very cute girl on the elevator smiles and leaves before you can talk have regretful flashbacks your whole life
Jokingly Call friend bastard Forgot he 's an orphan
someone says
RAISES HAND IN CLASS HEART RATE INCREASES TENFOLD
Types perfectly until someone comes up behind and starts watching spells every word wrong
Sees that crush is online Try to think of a witty STATUS update instead of IMing them
lose a facebook friend shrug because you can't figure out who deleted you
Uses your mom joke On someone who's mom died
sing chorus mumble rest of song
goes for fist bump
laughs too hard at someones joke fart slips out
Store isle gets blocked pretend to look at an item til they move
writes socially awkward penguin memes based on own experiences
Gets downvote never comments again
Using a car window as a mirror someone is inside staring at you
READ LIST OF ASPERGER'S SYNDROME SYMPTOMS SELF-DIAGNOSE YOURSELF AS BEING AN ASPIE
gOING TO A PARTY WITHOUT KNOWING ANYBODY EXCEPT FOR ONE PERSON FOLLOWING HIM ALL THE TIME
Nobody's around
go grocery shopping prepare what you're going to say to the cashier
Generate meme Wonder where it went
FAmily member invites company over starve until they leave
somebody leaves a seat pretend to prefer standing
10 yr old girl hugs you look like a pedophile
send risky text throw phone across room
Start a conversation bY talking aBout your dog end conversation talking about your dog
Have to make a phone call take three days to work up the courage
fart while playing loud music to avoid getting heard. realize you're listening to ipod.
Only friend in the office doesn`t come in Skips Lunch
want to tag people in friends' facebook photos afraid of looking like obsessive creep
Join social anxiety forums too socially anxious to post
alone in your room and have to fart one moment after you farted someone comes in your room
HOW I WALK: WHEN THERE ARE CARS WAITING FOR ME TO CROSS THE STREET
a person you know enters the bus pretend to look through the window
HAVEN'T PLAYED THIS CHAMPION IN A WHILE BETTER TURN OFF MY sKIN SO PEOPLE DON'T MAKE FUN OF ME FOR WASTING MONEY
says hi to a friend
upload a post refresh it every 10 second to check likes
post something on facebook no one likes
LOOK OUT THE FRONT WINDOW AND SEE YOUR NEW NEIGHBOR DOING YARD WORK CALL IN SICK TO WORK TO AVOID GOING OUT AND MEETING HIM
Takes a shit in the handicapped stall person in wheelchair is waiting outside
MAKES AWKWARD EYE CONTACT HAPPENS ANOTHER FIVE TIMES
all memes on front page are about sopa makes meme about sopa to get on front page
a girl waves hi at you and you wave back just kidding
get called wrong name repeatedly don't correct
Make a fart noise with the shoe tries to replicate it with no success
types acquaintance name into search box status update
chair farts in class fails to recreate
magician asks for a volunteer in the audience 'please don't pick me please don't pick me please don't pick me'
Reads SYMPTOMS of autism 'Wait
doesn't remember person's name too afraid to ask
Friend responded 20 minutes later wait 20 minutes to text them back
she likes me.. is something wrong with her?
CAPTAIN SELECTING PLAYERS FOR BASKETBALL FAT KID IS PICKED BEFORE YOU
Girl shows interest in you run home and fap
have music blaring at a stop light turn music all the way down and roll windows up when a car approaches
walks into subway orders from the wrong end
Don't want to come up with something to say. 'Like' the comment.
tries to teach freshman brother how to be cool first day
Guy chooses urinal right next to you can't pee
go to store
y u no use the right meme
Spend half of lecture working up the courage to ask a question voice cracks as soon as you speak
girlfriend asks
Creeping someone on facebook accidentally click 'Add Friend'
Pretend to be on a call phone rings
girl you like just signed on FB chat stare at Name 'til she signs off
Reads socially awkward Penguin Meme Shocked at how it relates to every specific socially awkward moment in your life
gets asked question but doesnt hear it. Just laughes and sais yes. it wasnt a yes or no question.
everybody kissing the girls in the cheek shake hands
can't find what you came for in store
realize you are walking the wrong way to class looks at watch and turns around like running late
'Heading to the funeral' 'have fun'
TAKE SHOWER TO WALK OUTSIDE
Sees classmate at store after school avoids at all costs
Works up courage to go to party Awkwardly stands in corner
30 minutes to find them on facebook i can't add them or they'll think i'm a creep
Waits for car to pass before you cross the street car waits for you to cross before passing
Repeats order in head until waitress comes orders wrong thing when asked
ARRIVES FIRST IN THE OFFICE ACTS LIKE HE'S BEEN THERE FOR HOURS
Wants to create a 'Socially awkward penguin' meme too afraid that others won't relate to it
One does not simply misuse a meme
responding to a wave intended for the person in back of you
Walking toward person you don't want to talk to CHECK PHONE
Leave class early
Too ugly to show face put cartoon as facebook picture
Getting hair cut Akward SILENCE
hold the door open for a babe and her boyfriend
people are aware of you sweat
Bus driver misses your stop say nothing and get off at the next one
walks out of handicap bathroom stall handicap person watching
use big word in a conversation pronounce it wrong
request halt at wrong bus stop get off anyway
Wow this conversation is going well End it before I say something stupid
create meme like own meme to get the ball rolling
Takes a shit in the middle of the Night Doesn't flush for fear of waking up roommates
Girl: Im going to take a shower now You: have fun
in school
gets in a contest afraid of winning
'what's up?' 'good...'
Gets first speeding ticket says 'thank you' as the officer walks away
checks phone at a party yep
ask 'Where is your accent from?' Turns out they have a speech impediment.
checks facebook after week long vacation no notifications
GOES TO CREEP ON SOMEONES FACEBOOK REALIZES THEY DELETED YOU
Stop at red light stare straight to avoid eye contact with car next to you
accidentally texts wrong person sends 500 word essay on why it was an accident
FrienDS TALKING ABOUT A UPCOMING PARTY nOT SURE IF THEY WANT YOU TO GO OR NOT
notices pee already on the toilet seat wipes the seat so no one blames you for it
you talk Sh*t about someone he's behind you
Ask girl out replies with 'who else is coming'
NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO CONVERSATION LIKE LAST COMMENT
happy birthday you too
Hey
shows friends funny video they don't laugh
pooping in public restroom
see harry potter with cool freinds secretly wish magic was real
stand alone dont know what to do with hands
trip over single wire yank entire entertainment center down
order from drive thru eat food in the parking lot
Walk in on sister changing say hi.
DON'T WASH HANDS AFTER GOING PEE IN A PRIVATE STALL FEAR SOMEONE IS LISTENING. LET SINK RUN FOR A FEW SECONDS.
tries to shake hands with black guy fails miserabely
Say bye to friend walk the same direction
sleep over at friends house drool all over their pillow
waiting to put your say in waited to long and the subject changes
get up to offer seat to old woman she doesn't want it
the awkward run you do when someone lets you cross the road
Tells joke no one hears. Cool guy tells same joke - Hi Fives
How are you? Not much
walk by a girl you have a crush on forget how to speak
the party dont stop  till i walk in
GOES TO GREET SOMEONE dONT KNOW WHAT HAND POSITION TO USE
Hears another set of footsteps in stairwEll moves at lightning speed to DESIRED FLOOR TO avoid  any contact
Trying to read your shirt with out looking at your chest
stalking her old comments ACCIDENTALLY 'LIKE'
dead silence in class during test LOUD STOMACH GROWL
waiter: 'enjoy your meal!' ME: 'Thanks you too'
Post socially awkward penguin meme on facebook set visibility to 'only me'
ResponD to someone's statement Realize they were talking to someone else
facebook stalking get caught by commenting on picture posted 5 months ago
FRIENDS SAY THEY ARNT DOING ANYTHING ASK THEM WHAT THAT BACKGROUND NOISE IS
Street only turns one way Turn on blinker
trip in public over own foot turn to examine imaginary rock you tripped over
Write out Comment on someones wall Thinks about it
browse 20 pages 'likes' only socially awkward penguin
walking on a sidewalk ignore everyone incase they notice you
enjoy your meal
HAND IN HOMEWORK PUT HOMEWORK IN MIDDLE SO NO ONE SEES
have a happy birthday you too
bump into trash can apologize to it
DOESN'T UNDERSTANDS THE IMAGE AFRAID TO ASK FOR EXPLANATION
think of something funny in class look like an idiot as you try not to laugh
'Hey
friends talking about movie they all like: lie and say you have seen it then they ask your opinion: tell them you were lying
Sofa makes farting noise when adjusts seating position Tries desprately to recreate the noise so people know it was the sofa. Fails.
READS AWKWARD PENGUIN MEMES REALIZES THEY ARE AN AWKWARD PENGUIN
Meets a black person acts extra nice so they don't think you're racist
happy birthday! thanks
Paired with a socially awesome person Tries to act cool
reads Socially Awkward Penguin RELATES
studies journalism What do you mean
Girl Tells me she wants to be free this summer Has new boyfriend 2 days later
DIDN'T HEAR WHAT PERSON SAID MUMBLE AND NOD
sucessfully cover fart with cough wtf is that smell
People sing happy birthday to you smile and stare at cake
hears parents entertaining guests in living room  STays in room till they leave
CLASS PRESENTATION DON'T GET A BONER
ATTEMPTS TO SHAKEHANDS GRABS FINGERS INSTEAD
Starts talking realises no-one is listening
Go to bathroom to Fart run water and wait suitable hand washing time of 35 seconds before exiting
PLAYING COMPUTER GAME ALT+TAB WHEN SOMEONE ENTERs THE ROOM
first dance with real girl huge bonerz
NOT SURE HOW TO PRONOUNCE NAME MUMBLES FAST AND HOPES THEY RESPOND
Cute girl catches you looking at her look around the entire class so she doesnt think you were looking at just her
Gets caught staring at a girl Continues staring in the general direction to make it seem like he's staring at something else
FIND amazing song  LISTEN TO IT UNTIL YOU HATE IT
Hide to scare someone jump out  and scare wrong person
everyone seems to pee longer then you spend a few extra seconds at urinal
adds old high school friend on facebook just looks at pics. never actually talks to.
Watch Movie Fall in Love with Actress
The more you read this meme
Bumps into a taBle apologizes to it
FINDS PHONE
Girl sits beside me on the bus She totally wants me
tell friends about super funny youtube video they watch it and dont laugh
Your favorite meme is socially aWkWard Penguin BEcausE you can relate
Hot girl touch  hand never washing hand again....
Teacher tells us to get in pairs Looks around awkwardly
someone is walking in the opposite direction look at the floor and when they get closer look up and to the left of their head
Goes to a High school party frantically searches for closest friend
says goodbye to a person he just met Follows in Silence after realising the person goes same direction
'HI
WALKING WITH PEOPLE END UP WALKING BEHIND THEM
Doesn't finish meal at resteraunt THE WAITRESS HATES ME
Move out of girl's way to let her by move right into the place she was about to walk
starts telling a joke to friends on facebook no one responds to get to the punchline
chatting with girl google the definition of the word you are using before sending
recognize someone on bus hide behind fat person
pretends to tie shoes to hide boner wearing sandals
two closest friends are talking to each other i'm a third wheel
can't go to the bathroom someone is in the other stall
Read socially awkward penguin feel normal
Starts talking
leave witty comment on photo nobody replies
attractive person talks to me. don't respond. it's probably a joke.
friend posts comment on facebook waits a few minutes to reply to seem occupied
bad haircut week off from work
Be polite and remind teacher about Homework Everybody hates you
guy behind you says hi you say hi back. hes on bluetooth
girl likes you oblivious
waits till someone hands in quiz to hand in their own
posts status about how you relate to socially awkward penguin no one likes it
Cute girl smiles at you look away IMMEDIATELY
Added a new friend on facebook  Went through my entire profile to see what they'll see
holds door open for attractive girl to men's restroom
sees person not seen for ages on bus takes up phone and act an conversation to avoid talking... then it rings
trying to explain internet meme to a friend realizes has no friends
uses meme as profile picture
see girl you like turn into forrest gump
First Day back to school Remember why you'rE depressed
person standing next you accidently pokes you with something suffer in silence
borrow pen  accidentally start chewing on it
teacher wears see through shirt boner for weeks
see car ex-girlfriend used to drive heart attack
'we should hang out.' 'yeah.' nothing happens.
'cool' person says something to you reply awkwardly
WALK INTO CLOTHING STORE PRETEND TO TALK ON CELLPHONE TO AVOID BEING TALKED TO BY WORKERS
moderately attractive girl in computer science imagine life together
Comments make you look bad Delete them
post comment on facebook status screw up
stalking a girl's profile accidentally click 'add friend'
Do you want mustard or mayo on that burger? yes please
walks down street fiddles with phone to avoid eye contact with strangers
see someone you know at the store hide in the aisles so they dont see you
get a late reply text from girl Take Same Amount of time she took to respond
hold open door for girl she turns around and walks away
Friend starts talking to person you dont know pretend you dont exist
Say goodbye to someone leave in same direction
Somone unfriends you on facebook spend 3 days wondering what you didwrong
go to party play with dog the entire time
standing in line at mcdonalds practice what to order continously
'Hi
have argument with friend realize friend is right but argue anyway
Read Socially Awkward Penguin Use as Checklist
talks nonstop about hot girl in class doesn't talk to her
tries to ease out fart silently in class doesn't
getS ANSWER correct on who wants to be a millionare i should be there
Go to a party stand there for a while then leave
Avoids getting Haircut Just to avoid awkard Haircut conversations
See penguin meme gLAD you're not the only one
Forgets something at the store Goes to another one so no one knows
introduce new friends to other friend they prefer her to me
Have a successful converstation feel accomplished for the rest of the day
clog someone else'S TOILET WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE
Cute girl in class drops pencil next to you 'Do I pick it Up for her?'.... too late
Someone tries to enter locked bathroom Stop breathing and moving for 10 minutes
Think of something intelligent to say in conversation 5 hours later
someone says: hello on chat wait 5 sec to answer so you look busy
DOES SOMETHING EMBARASSING REGRETS FOR DAYS
log into game all guild say 'good night' and log off
preTend to be talking on phone in public place phone rings
'HEY G2G' *CLICKS OFFLINE BUTTON*
Guy in store says hi human contact for the day
walk by someone on the street... plan your defences
play MMO Never interact with other Players
laugh out loud at memes parents: 'who you talking to?'
dance at a club  someone stare
Watching movie with parents
fartS with one other person in the room denies it
happy birthday you too
FORGET NEIGHBOR'S FIRST NAME MOVE
Hand cashier money and say 'keep the change' its not enough
make eye contact with crush in hallway look away quickly. weird. keep staring. weird.
send girl text
Tries to Impress french teacher on first day says Hola
'here you go
generates meme spends day worrying it's not funny
'Hello!' 'fine
Girl wants to make out don't know what to do
get looked at by pretty woman? look away
Try something new instant regret
no thanks
smile at hot girl girl looks away
Not popular enough to be different
Walking on sidewalk with 2 friends Walks behind them cuz theres no room
Waitress says 'Enjoy Your meal.' 'Thanks
hEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY I CAN'T RHYME SO     ELEPHANTS
realizes he is walking the wrong way down the hall continues to walk in the wrong direction to avoid looking awkward
Person in front of you is walking too slow walk at an uncomfortable pace to pass them
get put in a group for a project panic
ask a question to the teacher someone have just asked the same thing
stranger asks a question stare in shock
go to job interview show up 2 hours early
the girl you like is the girl you desperately avoid
gets asked contact information can't remember own cell phone number
RAISE YOUR HAND IN CLASS 'LET'S HEAR FROM SOMEONE WHO HASN'T SPOKEN YET'
Say goodbye to someone on facebook chat don't close facebook until they respond
friends tell you to just talk to your crush lol no
Cover fart with cough shit pants
PRINTS DOCUMENT WAITS UNTIL NOBODY IS NEAR THE PRINTER
Check yourself out in car window someone inside
I lost my cell phone text me if you find it
Forced to talk to somebody Make up random crap to avoid awkward silences
Reads socially awkward penguin upvotes every one
Tell joke noone laughs friend tells same joke everybody laughs
trick or treat pretend not to be home
Sometimes forgets that people can see inside cars
about to pass someone while walking pretend to text to avoid eye contact
It was impossible to get a conversation going everybody was talking too much
see neighbor go inside
'Come on
attractive girl likes status imagine life together
Writes so many socially awkward penguin memes this site is really just your diary
watch a movie with family you've seen before lie about going to the bathroom when sex scene is about to appear
Posts hilarious facebook comment Realizes it's creepy as hell
An actor you follow responds to your Tweet Panic and close tab
Travels in windows seat holds pee for the 12-hour trip
go to friend's house starving and gets offered food declines
think of great comeback 12 hours too late
TALKING TO GIRL ACCIDENTALLY SPITS AT HER FACE
Likes this post Even though it's not funny
BACK DOOR OF BUS DOESN'T OPEN gUESS i'M GETTING OFF AT THE NEXT STOP
talk to them on facebook ignore them in person
Whats up? Good
You look both ways crossing the street then you realize thats its only a one way street
Has important business trip in china 'konichiwa'
Does something awesome Nobody looks
browsing facebook thinking 'I don't like any of you'
Puts in Headphones to avoid conversation Doesnt play music
SUCCESSFULLY KEEP FART INSIDE ABDOMEN ACTS AS A RESONANCE CHAMBER
no longer have class together not friends anymore
Sitting next to your crush for a while crush says 'oh hey when did you get here?'
relives embarrassing  moments all. the. time.
starts talking relizes that people are actually listening. looses nerv and starts to mumble
someone i know in the aisle  didn't really need it anyway
laugh hysterically at own penguin memes no one upvotes them
tell hilarious joke to the guy who told it to you last month
Goto KFc ask for mcflurry
Girl Finally finds you attractive She's 14
has a facebook has only pictures of anime and memes
liked the joke unable to stop laughing
desperately needs haircut puts it off to avoid conversation with barber
HOLD open door for stranger they walk by silently
Two roads diverged in a wood
goes to make socially awkward penguin post doesn't post for fear of downvotes
Asks for directions Immediately forgets them After being told
say hi to friend in public wrong person
Check comments multiple times per day Write Nothing
GO on long car ride with a group of friends listen to ipod the entire time
someone asks what you did this summer Respond:Tumblr
say hi to someone you know it's not them
Find out your in the wrong class stay the whole time
Scary Face in window Realize that it's yours
Facebook creep on a girl imagine entire life together
looks girlfriend in eyes constantly stresses over which eye to focus on
'how old is your brother?' 'david'
Joins chat room watches other people talk
Fake hits me Accidentally Kick him in face
too afraid to ask teacher for help  fails next test
IS OFFERED HIGH-FIVE GOES FOR FIST BUMP
turn around because you hear your name called was calling someone else
Phone vibrates gets boner
Need to pee wait until all roomates have vacated common spaces
Talk to someone on chat they go offline
Get two free tickets to a show Go alone
Didnt hear joke laugh anyway
Trips over own feet looks back agitatedly as if something tripped you
Home Alone
make same turn as car in front they think im following them
Meeting crush's friend get the feeling you've nailed the wrong one
'like' a friends facebook post realize its 2 months old
Birthday Today Hope no one finds out
giRl texts you TeaRs of joY
'Sorry
Makes WITTY JOKE IGNORED
Phone battery dead pretend to use it anyway
Joins social network to make friends Doesn't know what to say to other people
NO ONE TO GO TO DINING HALL WITH sTARVE
friend talks to someone you don't know stand there being quiet
I couldn't wait till i got home to pass the time in my room alone
Gets there early
Asking your girlfriend why she likes you - You're...*thinking pause*...punctual.
get into debate with theist forget everything ever learned on r/atheism
references famous meme in a way that nobody can understand
empty classroom sit in back corner anyways
might miss bus don't run
Elevator ride with strangers stare straight ahead in awkward silence
you tell a joke in class your the only one who laughs
laugh at friends joke in winter Blow snot bubble.
answer question out loud in class-wrong everytime answer question in head - right everytime
Called Wrong Name By Client Will Now Be Known As Dave
Leave seat to pregnant woman She's just fat
says goodbye to someone walkS in same direction
say something in group conversation
'Hey
attempt to use public toilet next to stranger try to violently squeeze out urine
everyone laughs  think its about you
Gets Boner at Dentist HYGIENIST lowers chair all the way
Cums inside condom too soon keeps going with the weirdest pokerface
Keep trying to add important detail into conversation subject changes before you can
Accidently send friend request to hot chick when just trying to see your mutual friends panic
always pays in bills too nervous to dig out exact change from wallet
friends talking about liking chicken wings asks if they like chicken wings
Finds girl at work who laughs at socially awkward penguin jokes. too socially awkward to approach her.
Driver unlocks car Pick that exact second to open car door
She friends me before I friend her victory
TALK TO girl on facebook like good old friends doesn't know how to talk to her in person...
show someone hilarious meme they don't think it's funny
tries to make 'arrow to the knee' reference in socially awkward penguin meme it isn't funny
Likes her post Hopes she gets the hint
Watching funny movie at gf's house  unable to laugh and hold fart in at the same time...
phone rings ignore
sees somebody calling ignores the call and text them back
made a meme oh man nobody likes it
dont see anyone you know at party get on cell phone and pretend to text
DO ANYTHING SAY 'SORRY'
Constantly Cross Paths with an acquaintance Stops acknowledging them
asks where bathroom is operation 'talk to a girl' is massive success
shower & dress to check mailbox
doesn't get joke laughs anyways
go to florida bring xbox
enters bathroom locks and shuts door in one 'click'
Reads Socially Awkward penguin memes on memegenerator.com Relates to all of them
GREETS SOMEONE
stomach rumbles loudly in class make whale noises to cover stomach rumble sound
'hey
Have a question for your teacher You call her 'Mom'
'' I should probably head to bed early tonight
someone waves at you. wave back.  tHEY WERE WAVING TO THE PERSON BEHIND YOU.
walks into bathroom and sees someone in stall  Washes hands
Someone accidentally steps on your foot Apologize
thinks teacher asks you to read you and the student he called on both start reading
wrote a comment which nobody reacts to deletes it
says goodbye walks in same direction
momentarily Forgot i was now sharing an office farted
WEARING A JACKET TO SCHOOL NOT TAKING IT OFF ALL DAY
thinks of clever joke but says it wrong and it makes self look stupid awkward silence
online chat partner asks for videocall never has a webcam
make awkward penguin meme worry no one else will get it
Post angry message spell half the words wrong
Read all 36 pages of socially awkward penguin SHIT
Girl reaches out left hand for hug Left handed hand shake
Hairdresser gives bad haircut Looks great
Random stranger says hi to another random stranger you say hi
puts hand up in class forgets what to say
Reads awkward penguin post wishes they could meet Person who wrote it and be their friend
reads socially awkward penguins memes and feels better that other people are socially awkward too doesn't help; still feels socially awkward in real life
PROF: 'ANY QUESTIONS? IF NOT YOU CAN LEAVE EARLY' TOO AFRAID TO ASK BECAUSE EVERYBODY CAN'T WAIT TO LEAVE
afraid to ask a person's name when you first meet too afraid to ask later
your friend talks to someone you don't know stand there in silence
Leans down to drink through a straw straw misses mouth
sum up the courage to talk to crush accidentally spit in her face
orders off menu rehearse what you are going to say to the waiter
Tagged in photo half hour of relentless self judgement
Only other person leaves room
'Have you Heard THIs SONG?' Of Course.
Did I offend you? You didnt write back
friend says girl wants to meet you... oh god
See someone coming towards me on the sidewalk look down until they pass
SAYS BYE WALKS THE SAME WAY
Laugh along with pop culture reference google it after
GIRL SAYS HI FEEL LIKE JAMES BOND THE REST OF THE DAY
Walk fast to not be late to class First one in the room
see your crush looking at you stare the floor immediately
make eye contact with cute girl look around the room so she doesn't think you like her
fORGOT PEN dOESN'T ASK ANYONE FOR ONE
what you been up to? good thanks!
enter facebook and notice that today is the birthday of that friend you don't like  avoid generating any notification so he thinks you weren't online
Gets high to be less socially awkward is more awkward
call someone gay they're actually gay
Walking in the front of a group of friends Look behind you to make sure they are following
knows the answer in lecture doesn't put hand up
Post a facebook status no likes...delete it
Class requires a presentation drop class
stare at the person who is talking to you and forget to listen
send crush an email stare at inbox for hours
Waitress says enjoy your meal 'you too'
Starts singing song 5 seconds before its meant to start
posts socially awkward meme no one can relate to
Dentist Works on teeth Not sure where to look
teacher asks me to pass out graded papers don't know anyone in the class
Pencil rolls under girls desk Never getting that back again
Read socially awkward penguin post Pretend to smile while dying inside
catch somebody looking at you feel victorious
Hear someone shit in public bathroom laugh loudly
Go to new year's party spend all night petting friend's cats on the couch
make eye contact with slightly familiar person no one says hi
ignores people nobody understands me
Sings loudly in car stop singing at red light
'I'm not really looking for a relationship right now' 2 days later
Won't check facebook around people Knowing there will be no notifications
made a lot of memes so far 90% of them are socially awkward penguins
Finally get courage to talk to girl you like forget how to talk
Finally thinks of something smart to say topic changes
If I wear that shirt
Start texting girl plan wedding
click on friend's profile  realize they unfriended you
checked spelling three times speculate being retarded
introduce myself forget my name
Favorite Position? Fetal
tries to be sociable creepy
HEAR PHONE RINGING lEAVE IT RING FOR A BIT MORE WHILE PSYCHING YOURSELF UP TO ANSWER
Read socially awkward penguin memes realise you have to stop being a socially awkward penguin
'Hows it going?' 'Not too much'
tell FAvorite joke no onE laughs
receive poke like all of HER PICTURES
accidently gets hair cut really short thats what i wanted
notices going the wrong way pretends to read phone
mom walks in the room when watching youtube scroll down to comments
person next to you farts everyone looks at you
washes hands in public bathroom get water on pants and look like you wet yourself
post funny things on facebook so people want to be my friend meet in person
Laugh along with laughing person they're coughing
laughs out loud thinking of funny video in head
Gets on elevator with coworker:          'Hi how are you?' 'Good. you?' 'good.' ...silence for 13 floors.
sitting next to parent watching tv  when sex scene appears
comment on someones status no one comments anymore
say goodbye walk the same way
coworker talking about dead dog laugh out loud at internet meme
tells a girl she looks pretty today then worries about her thinking she didn't yesterday
mISSED PHONECALL CALLS BACK IN 2 SECONDS AND NO ANSWER
Girl you realy like texts you 'hey sexy' texted the wrong guy
listen to music on bus wonder if your breathing loudly
sit in toilet cubicle next to someone else scared to actually poo
TRIES TO EXPLAIN WHAT A MEME IS OTHER GUY DOES IT WAY BETTER
SPEAKING IN PUBLIC BECOME AWARE OF YOUR OWN VOICE
Make obscure internet joke no one gets it
doesn't see her connected for 2 days omg she's dead
WALK INTO WRONG CLASS ROOM PRETEND TO BE RETARDED
doorbell rings while home alone freeze in horror
spend all night talking to girl you like on facebook avoid eye contact in class the next morning
dont uderstand joke laugh to fit in
alright medium or large? 'yes'
no idea how to tell your 8 year old girlfriend you like her throw things at her
see someone walking ahead slows down
CUTE GIRL LIKES MY COMMENT accidentally scare her away
what's up? good
friEND ASKS HOW YOUR DOING respond with good to avoid further conversation
'Don't worry
Writes Comment people might not like it
Happy Birthday Dude! 'You Too'
have entire argument in your head hold their imagined words against them
internet down for 5 mins mini heart attack
'i love you' 'thx'
aSK A GIRL OUT On FACEBOOK She goes offline
MAKES WEIRD SOUND ON LEATHER COUCH TRIES TO MAKE THE SOUND AGAIN SO THAT OTHERS WON'T THINK IT'S S FART
GETS A JOB TO MEET NEW PEOPLE NOTHING IN COMMON WITH ANY OF THEM
Joins the Young Democrats Club Forgets to register to vote
Think you made a very clever comment Nobody reacted
click on girl's name on skype to see pic realize you're calling her
ask teacher a question accedentaly call teacher mom
Tries to get teacher's attention Says mom
Holds door open for someone They use other door
tries to give seat to an elderly person someone takes his seat
Goes into bathroom and sees other people washes hands to look busy and leaves
Happy birthday! You too
walks out of the house to get to his car pretends to be on a phone call just to avoid greeting the neighbor
post socially awkward meme no one can relate
some one stands in my way say nothing and wait
Try to hold Elevator door open Presses Alarm Button instead
tIcket taker:  Enjoy your sHoW You too!
REMEMBERS SOMETHING FUNNY IN PUBLIC YAWNS TO HIDE SMILE
LAugh out loud at socially awkward penguin Because it's true To your lifE
talk for two hours on skype mic was muted the whole time
understands teacher's answer to question right away he keeps explaining it for 20 minutes
Post a Status nobody likes it delete it so no one sees one day
Wait to send a text so you don't seem creepy forget to send it
See someone you know don't say hi till they see you
think of funny meme
Writes on fb chat Person logs out
sCOOT OVER ON BUS FOR SOMEONE sits in a DIFFERENT seat
start replying to topic no one would care
goes to prom stands in corner and drinks punch
tells a joke forgets punch line
THINKS OF A TON OF CLEVER PRANKS NEVER DOES ANY OF THEM
Never leave voicemails Scariest shit ever
Requests songs at a school dance none are played
Get a text Reply later to not seem desperate
Off facebook for 6 months 2 messages
What size coffee? Caramel
Makes funny meme Doesn't post it
Hey HOW ARe YOu? Nothing Much.
girl asks you to explain plot of Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy panics
goes to first yoga class farts
see someone you know at the store wait for them to see you and then act overly surprised
Someone waved at me and i waved back then i realized they were waving to the guy behind me
girl likes your status on facebook image a relationship with her
friend keeps running into people they know look for people you recognize
Can't think of socially awkward penguin meme trys to recollect previous events from today
CAN'T PRONOUNCE ITEM ON MENU ORDER SOMETHING ELSE
Sees crush online in facebook Log off chat
FIRST DAY OF WORK 12 HOURS EARLY
someone says hi to you looks behind
RECEIVES compliment Doesn't know how to accept it
Someone behind you walks at exactly the same speed Walk slower
someone is behind you doesn't know how to walk
hear people discussing that thing you like can't work up the courage to join in
bought yourself a new outfit dont have the balls to wear it in public
Accidentally clicks 'video call' button while chatting on msn unplugs the computer immediately
fist bump high five
say a joke nobody laughs try to change the subject
someone says 'can i ask you something?' go into panic mode
I LOVE YOU OK
Can't Decide whether to Leave Voicemail or Hang Up... Too Late...
See girl you know on bus sit as far away as possible
wears sunglasses on campus  stares at all the boobs
Wank over picture of classmate Feel guilty after
remember something funny from three months ago laugh alone in public
Sends a friend request to forever alone guy gets declined
'how are you today?' 'ummm...yes.'
The awkward moment when your  stupidity is so advanced people actually think you're sarcastic
Someone asks a question Doesn't hear so just smiles and laughs
PIzza Guy: ''enjoy your meaL.'' ''YOU TOO''
buy a movie ticket say you too when employee says enjoy your movie
Didnt Hear what they said Might as well smile and say yea
Cute Girl Asks if you have the time Forget how to read clock
GOES TO A PARTY  DOESNT SAY A SINGLE WORD
tells long joke nobody gets it
says 'i'm like the socially awkward penguin' they don't know what it is
made a socially awkward meme no one read it
crush says hi humbubui
avoids eye contact with teacher still gets called on
WAkes up before everyone else Pretends to be asleep for 2 hours
would do anything to get the person of his dreams except have a conversation
Someone Waiting behind you to use hand dryer leave with wet hands
Made meme to impress girl used socially awkward penguin
889 friends on facebook              1 friend irl
'BYE' They walk the same way as you
Someone tags me on facebook on a skyrim photo better untag myself
POSTS CONSERVATIVE OPINIONS ON REDDIT THINKS HE'S INSANITY WOLF.
Starts flossing a week before dentist appointment Afraid dentist will be mad
press alt+tab whenever you hear a door open
Starts laughing at a joke everyone else stops laughing
runs out of things to say in IM conversation says goodbye and closes im
EATING ALONE IN PUBLIC PRETEND TO TEXT
Buys Toilet Paper Avoids Attractive Cashiers
Receives hoped-for text from crush. tries to wait as long as possible before replying so as not to look desperate.
Use Tumblr
Goes to the toilet during class There too long
Discussing holocaust in class can't stop looking at jewish kid
talks shit online acts normal in person
Always bored sitting at home Never want to go anywhere
walks around campus with headphones on
smile at child she hides
CRAks a joke - everyone Laughs Talks sErious - everyone laughs
mate says his birthday party must be canceled you secretly breathe a huge sigh of relief
Crossing street Driver Waiting
Got nothing to contribute to the conversation check phone
Goes to Bathroom Doesn't have to go to the bathroom
RECEIVE event invite on facebook response: maybe
Roleplay in class 'Yes you have to'
'Okay Class
Waitress sticks hand out to pick up plate Shake her hand
Go to urinal next to someone unable to pee
Someone waves to you you don't respond because you assume they are waving to someone else
Makes Eye contact while eating banana deep throats banana
WElL DONE
follow people on tumblr too shy to talk to them
walk past a group of teenagers take out my phone and pretend i have a life
Someone bumps into you you say sorry
Crush says hi stares in disbelief
REALIZED HE IS WALKING ON WRONG DIRECTION READS IMAGINARY TEXT ON CELLPHONE AND THEN TURNS BACK
Housemates in the kitchen Too afraid to go to the fridge
Doesn't remember your name asks how it's spelled
'hey.' 'good.'
walks past group of friends isn't noticed
2 people comment on a post so popular
Types out a facebook post Deletes it without posting it
FArts loudly in stall Apologizes
watch tv with your dad viagra commercial comes on
'Have you guys heard about... Nevermind.'
sees acquaintance walk from the opposite direction pretends not to see until he/she gets closer
call a friend prepared  speech in case his mum answeres
push a shop door that says pull walk away
want to make meme don't know what to say
like someone's status feel like stalker
find delicious food at italian resturant order something else in fear of pronouncing it wrong
walks while listening to music with headphones trys not to mouth the words
Spends his time explaining internet jokes to his mom wonders why he has no friends
no likes on new meme will repost same meme
name pronounced wrong say nothing
HOT GIRL IN EARSHOT LAUGH LOUDLY AT FRIENDS JOKE TO SHOW HOW FUN YOU ARE
Try to make discreet exit from class accidentally kick over trash can
notice people laughing at you. laugh with them.
Recognize yourself in every socially awkward penguin post  Deny everything
gIRL SAYS HI fIRST THOUGHT IS HAVING SEX WITH HER
Arrive 30 MIN EARLY TO AN INTERVIEW DRIVE AROUND FOR 25 MIN
Rumor that a girl likes you too scared to ask out incase she says no
Walk in on brother cheating with your girlfriend Apologize
likes girls status thinks he has a chance
Tries masturbating Feels uncomfortable and stops
what do i do with my hands?
How am i supposed to get a girlfriend without talking to women?
Take the sUBWAy fALL IN LOVE 5 TIMES
Worry friend won't believe you read their link  wait a few minutes and then give them your opinion
READ SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN MEMES experience vivid flashbacks
Sends a 3 page text explaining feelings to girl gets a one word reply
Wants people to be honest can't handle the truth
see someone at the supermarket 'hey
What's up? good.
start a blog tell nobody
gets phone call in the bathroom answers
When the chick you like is sleeping on your lap and you start getting a boner
tries to cover up fart by coughing ends up coughing then farting louder
reads socially awkward penguin memes relates to everything
made a noise that sounds similar to a fart immediately make the noise two or three more times to make obvious
Decides to use Omegle to meet new people online Click close the second the conversation is opened because heart is racing.
Doesn't understand reference   laughs anyway
see someone you know walking through the mall look the other way
Makes eye contact with old ACQUAINTance  looks away quickly and pretends not to notice
walks up to girl girl walks away
flexes muscles farts
people sing you happy birthday sings with them
Need to do laundry in dorm Wait until 3am when no one else is around
Post on somebody's wall See that they deleted it
someone accidentally touches you feel the place they touched to see what they felt
Sister having House party steal food and retreat to bedroom
Gets called Mike I Guess i'm Mike
Waitor says 'Enjoy your MEAL' answer 'you too'
comments on a blog REALIZES that no one else has commented for 3 years
WALKS INTO PUBLIC BATHROOM WASH HANDS AND LEAVE  BECAUSE IT ISN'T EMPTY
Girl smiles at you. gIRL boards train REMEMBER FOREVER
Answer question think people are staring at you for the rest of class
Drops pen by hot girl Leaves it there Until after class
post a meme og memegenerator.net 1 up
write a funny comment refresh constantly in order to check if someone quoted you
no toilet paper ay friend's house. relieved you only have to pee. Pee on seat
GIRL TALKS TO YOU INSTANT-CRUSH
see acquaintence walking towards you pretend you don't until closer
SEE SOMEONE YOU VAGUELY KNOW SMILE AT GROUND
WINNING AT GAME FEEL BAD
sees brand new facebook status you want to comment on wait an hour to comment
Proffesor asks question you know don `t answer
silent fart failed coughs out loud
no one laughed die inside
Girls think you are polite for holding the door Just want to stare their asses
Cute girl at the cash register
Notice you are -1 friend on facebook spend 2 hours trying to figure out who unfriended
Ipod dies on bus  keep listening
Unexpected sneeze snot rocket in front of everyone
Brothers friend says hi pretend your cat is calling you
empty can of coke pretend drinking
sneeze into hands
made a meme search it...don't find it
doesn't ask girl out dwells on it for 10 years
Soup or salad? sure
booger stuck to finger wipe it on something temporarily
Post a great social commentary on facebook
your friend bumps into stranger you apologize for them
Thinks of funny comment to post on reddit Too intimidated By funnier comments
asks fat girl if she's pregnant then asks pregnant girl if she's just fat
gets crush to sign yearbook stares at signature all summer
Unsure how to use machine at the gym NEVER USE IT
sees someone else typing on im
has been daydreaming for 2 minutes is staring directly at someone
tries to open locked bathroom door walks away and pretends nothing happened
Finally gets attention Forgets what he wanted to say
awkward silence created by another member of group enjoys moment
Grinds with hot girl at dance apologizes for not being hard because he whacked it an hour ago
Answer Icebreaker question Huge rush of adrenaline
throws head back to laugh hits a stranger's shoulder
'How have you been?' 'Nothing'
Farts in class
standing next to parents when girlfriend leaving handshake goodbye
maintain great conversation with girl screw up the goodbye
trys to mention funny meme to people in school they dont get it
Meet new people DOn't correct them when they call  you by the wrong name
CONSTANTLY GETS CALLS FROM PEOPLE TRYING TO ORDER PIZZA ORDERS PIZZA FOR THEM INSTEAD OF CORRECTING THEM
sees someone he knows IN public walks away so he won't be seen
Wait 10 minutes for bus
puts arm around girl for whole movie gets circulation back 2 weeks later
like a girl you see every day  never talk to her
a girl sits next to you falls in love
get praised have no idea how to answer
Listen to 80's music understand half of the jokes in family guy
You're talking about someone and realize that they're right behind you
Comments on status update poster deletes status
Bump into Desk and apologize No one is sitting there
Go to store looking for something specific walk by people working there and not ask for help
Friends birthday check if the friend wrote on your bithday
Someone winks at you. try to wink back have face spasm
puts arm around girls shoulder during picture slightly erects
call automated system hangs up when transferred to customer service representative
Hungry Doesn't go in kitchen until assured nobody else is there
gets to red light turns music down
Cute girl/guy smiles floor suddenly looks so appealing
Sees friends walking ahead SLOWs DOWN
WRITES THREE facebook comments in a row worries about looking too eager
a friend calls you to hang out you make up excuse to avoid social interraction
black people approach car lock the doors
FriEND QUOTES FUNNY PART IN MOVIE sAY IT AGAIN BECAUSE YOU THOUGH IT WAS FUNNY TOO
took speach class at school  didnt help social skills
commented on foto removed
doesn't know how to get there doesn't ask. goes to google maps
put backpack on check every zipper 5 times to make sure they're closed
clicks not attending wasn't invited
Someone smiles at you. you smile back they look behind you.
Don't know how to respond? Don't
doesn't want to cut someone off on a narrow sidewalk walks behind them as silently as possible
Sees meme exactly describing his situation thinks it existed before it happened to him
School bus full of teen girls walks by slowly heart beat per minute: 120
Teacher stands up panic alt+f4
hungry rather starve than bring it up
See old friend in bus Look away
Wear headphones without playing music
Post on facebook regret it
Know major exception to bar exam question write wrong answer anyway because materials say so
have a nasty fart someone comes to your room
give advice don't take it myself
Talks to girl online all week doesn't SAY ANYTHING TO HER IN PERSON
hug time
Accidentally slam door open again and close softly to assure everyone you're not mad
could answer facebook chat messages quickly takes time so people would think he has something better to do
Looking at someone while conversing Can't decide which eye to stare into
tries to generate meme can't think of anything
People Singing Happy Birthday to you sits there awkwardly
Has to present powerpoint in front of the class panics and puts memes on powerpoint to be funny
Doesnt know how to respond to a comment on facebook likes the comment so they dont think he's ignoring them
Lyrics as status Writes another verse when no one comments
writes socially awkward meme. Doesn't know which flaw to start with.
'OMG! your nose is bleeding!' 'Oh
having a conversation at an event while music is playing curses loudly just as the music stops
AFTER tellING A JOKE  YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WHO LAUGH
hears someone come into bathroom waits until they leave to finish shitting
Girl sitting across from you accidentally rests foot on yours keep still so she thinks it's the table leg
sitting next to people i don't know pretend to text
would you like a coke or pepsi? yes
posts misspelled meme can't delete
hears name being called what an adrenaline rush
Rain drop falls near your nose friend wonders if it's a rain drop or snot
Friend says not hungry
Phone Rings
wave back at stranger waving... at someone behind you
Alone in elevator; Farts Door opens
has an idea for a meme too afraid to post
made a facebook account to scared to send friend reqeusts
Bump into inanimate object say excuse me
Notices classmates are not writing anything stops taking notes
Have to stand up in class erection!
uses toilet in the middle of the night doesn't flush for fear of waking up ROOMMATES
saturday night
'ENJOY THE MOVIE' YOU TOO
be in a secret relationship only one that knows
She goes for a hug you go for a high 5
Quote a movie no one has seen get weird looks
FINDS ATTRACTIVE REDDITOR IN SAME CITY SENDS MEME INSTEAD OF NORMAL MESSAGE
losing online argument recalculating
having casual conversation with work buddy in coffee room when hot coworker enters 30 seconds of silence
About to tell joke laugh before finishing
INTRODUCED TO AN IMPORTANT WOMAN 'NICE TO MEET YOU
hAS A QUESTION AFRAID TO RAISE HAND
Go out to meet your friends they're not there
sees cute girl dancing looks away
Starts laughing before punchline is grateful it was funny
See a girl I know in class Never talk to her the whole semester
teacher calls on you SHIT YOUR PANTS
do something awkward that upsets your friend don't know what you did
drop subtle hints too subtle
explain something they already understood.
meet old friend from childhood get memories back and realise you were a retard
Say goodbye Both walk in the same direction
have conversation with cute girl try to control erection
guy at shop gives you wrong change thank him and walk out
Teacher let's You Talk the rest of class Finish HomEwork and read bOok
Go INTO SHOP LEAVE IMMEDIATELY AS THERE ARE NO OTHER CUSTOMERS
Phone vibrates
girl likes your shirt Wear it every daY
Someone makes fun of you in the distance pretend no to hear anything and cry in the inside
answer someones question it was the wrong answer
DON'T KNOW SOMEONE'S NAME 'HI! WHO aRE YOU AGAIN?'
SOMEONE KNOCKS on your neighbour's door You open yours
dad up for work pretend im asleep
Made lots of friends at work conversations consist of 'hiya' and 'see you later'
I don't always make memes But when I do
attempts a nınja fart ın publıc louder than a jet plane
CAFETERIA IS CROWDED KEEP WATCHING YOUR FOOD TO AVOID EYE CONTACT
That awkward moment when you realize you are the socially awkward penguin
goes to see Hunger games is on team jacob
takes out gum in class nobody asks for a piece
lIVES IN gERMANY hATES bEER
goes to party alone takes out phone and pretends to text in a corner
package at door requires signature. mom can pick it up at post office tomorrow.
No fan in the bathroom believe everyone can hear you
SOMEONE DOESN'T ANSWER TO MY MESSAGE AND HOURS PASS BY OH MY god i offended him to the point of making him hate me
pull into random driveway to turn around owner pulls in behind you
types a comment about how he really feels about something deletes comment before posting
ENTER CHAT ROOM SAY NOTHING AND IDLE
(At Subway) What kind of bread would you like? Bread.
Rolling backpack
Wants something from menu doesn't order it because of dish's embarrassing name
Blast Music when alone presses mute when someone enters
Goes to Christmas party Stays An hour late  dreading and thinking of how to say bye to everyone
come up with clever facebook status you are the only one who likes it
Take out earphones Check for wax
SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN WALKS INTO A BAR 'Sorry'
Accidentally bump into lockers apologize
Use Drive thru Order it 'to Go'
MAKES FACEBOOK GROUP NO ONE TALKS
surgeon operates on wrong knee say nothing
SNEEZE IN PUBLIC FART
Someone asks you a normal question you answer way too enthusiastically
WANT TO MAKE A POST FOR SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN JUST REMEMBER SOMETHING THAT HAPPENED TO YOU TODAY
realizes the need to do an 180 turn while in a sidewalk crosses street so no one notices
IT'S BECAUSE I HAVE ASPERGERS
RESPOND TO 'WHAT'S UP?' then realize they asked the other guy next to you
can't describe emotions in words only gifs
had Facebook since 2007 no posts
doorbell rings hide until they leave
see some cops comıng towards to you panıc for no reason
finally gets to sit with friends at lunch looks down at food the whole time
Receive text from girl wait 10 minutes to reply to avoid seeming desperate
scratch butt Sniff fingers
Walks in on cleaning ladies scrubbing bedroom floor cannot make eye contact
need to sit next to someone for a seat Stand
use your friends restroom run out of toilet paper
server messes up food order at a restaurant eats the food anyway
dROP A COIN IN PUBLIC LEAVE IT THERE
wanna text? ok. Wanna talk on the phone? No.
Singing loudly
female acquaintance unexpectedly gives you a hug pat her back like a stiff robot
Fantasize about girl
WRITE A LIST OF YOUR CLOSEST FRIENDS YOU ARE NOT IN THEIR LISTS.
only one at party that doesn't know 'Baby got back' lyrics
TRAGIC NEWS DECLARED LAUGHING AT SOME-THING YOU HEARD EARLIER
cute girl comments on your status she likes me
Watches someone get into an awkward situation Feels awkward himself
Bring up recent socially awkward event person has forgotten
cashier at train station says  have a nice trip 'You too'
rank game ends waits two minutes so he doesn't get the same teamates
hates roommates stays for 9 months to avoid confrontation
HAS DENTIST APPOINTMENT SPENDS EXTRA 10 MINUTES IN BATHROOM MAKING SURE HE DOESN'T HAVE BAD BREATH
Starts to google something forgets what he was going to google
Goes INTO BATHROOM TO LOOK In mirror
SHIT
Needs to use handkerchief goes to bathroom
Joins party with unknown people ABort abort abort
Teacher asks your opinion agree with what last student said
'here are your smoothies. enjoy!' 'you too!'
Staring at friend boobs pretending you love her necklace. She hasn't one
sees somebody blocking locker walks away and waits until they are gone
Lady says 'enjoy your movie' 'You too'
eating lunch in car another car pulls up beside you
HAS SEVERAL INTERESTING THINGS TO ADD TO CONVERSATION SAYS NONE OF THEM
Suddenly realise staring at boobs
Approach someone from behind and say 'HI' realize they didn't notice and walk away
sharpening pencil in class oh god oh god im sorry guys ill be done soon oh god
asks a question ends it with 'or...'
your birthday not sure what to do
MAKE a MISTAKE with caLCULATOR PRESS C KEY 20 TIMES
this year i will talk to people uh... maybe next year
make a bad impression on a forum new account
Someone says 'What's up' Not sure if asking a question or just saying hi
looking at facebook photos of girls having the SUSPICION they know
Solved a PC Problem VIA Phone Feeling like Dr. House
walking on the sidewalk
'Your Order will be ready in 10 minutes
Hear people in the hallway talking by my door locks door
Toilet paper clean on the first wipe Wipe again to be sure
masturbate feel guilty
make racist joke suddenly notice black guy standing nearby
had to ask 'what' too many times Wishes he could ask again
cute guy says hi plans marriage
see lastyear's teacher walk other direction to avoid conversation
history teacher says 'Nazis' accidentally look at german classmate
i DON'T ALWAYS MESSAGE PEOPLE FIRST BUT WHEN I DO
Upvotes own memes. Assumes everyone does it Sees jokes about upvoting own memes.  retracts upvotes.
Unsure how to start conversation Send link to socially awkward penguin
greet everyone ignore the pretty girl
NEEDS HELP ASKED IF NEEDS HELP LEAVES STORE
fart in public slowly go away
sister's birthday party stay in room
spend a week with a friend start acting like him
go to a party be the only one who is drunk
Expect call - prepare witty
DOORBELL RINGS 'NOBODY'S HOME!'
walk into wrong classroom stay
tries to Stroke gf's face pokes eye
Proficient at math and science not proficient on dance floor
Receive text during meeting put on angry face look around
leaving school
Stalk people on faceboook Talk about it on twitter
Girl pats you on back 'Ow'
Posts facebook status that he's leaving now doesn't leave for 50 minutes
GIRL Asks you to hang  so YOU BRING FLOWERS she brings friends
walk in cafeteria and people stop talking they were talking about me!!!
Teacher: Okay class pick a partner OH SHIT
Write to her she ignores you and afterwards goes offline
walk by Foreign students on street Instantly assume they are talking about me
Doesn't get text back right away everyone hates me
Appear offline on msn forget skype
READs SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN GET DISTURBED BY RELEVANCE
has a 4 hour conversation with himslef
tries to break awkward silence Makes it even more awkward
trying to get a half boner in men's public shower erection
wALKS into room forgets what for
Doorbell rings when home alone hide and don't make a sound until they leave
No friends at party pretends to look for them anyway
GIRL IS WALKING AHEAD AT NIGHT STOP. KEEP UNTYING AND TYING YOUR SHOES UNTIL SHE IS FAR ENOUGH AWAY
BEGGAR ASKS FOR MONEY. PUT YOUR HAND IN YOUR POCKET
girl likes on facebook a photo i took  maybe she's in love with me
make eye contact with dog while he's pooping. apologize.
gets a 'brb' from the person he's talking to on chat waits for an hour in vain for the person to come back
friend talks about a band pretends to know band
hears a song in a store tries not to walk to the beat
Says goodbye to friends at mall has to walk in the same direction as them
wAits for name to be called for attendence Voice crack
late to class speedwalk only when no one is looking
TAKE BAD DUMP IN OFFICE BATHROOM MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH COWORKER WHO WALKS IN NEXT
Goes to pull door from the push side
calls out to person wrong name
someone says      something funny say upvote
gets a phone number from a cute girl never calls her
Barber shouts who's next? Doesn't say anything incase people think you're lying.
Girl goes in for kiss turns head
Make a yo mama joke to my brother
work up the courage to say hi to someone on chat they log off
I have friends just not here
Use Meme Reference In Chat She doesn't get it
try to come out of shell and be more social end up being more awkward than staying quiet
Doesn't want to seem bored puts 'haha' in every text
See slightly dirty news story on facebook news app
cant think OF A way to respond to facebook post ADDRESSING you Close facebook and pretend you were never online
Finally muster up courage to ask girl to be more than friends asks in a text
Someone says 'happy birthday' to you You say 'Happy Birthday' back
Post delete post
Calling someone forget what to say
Say Hi to Helium Helium doesn't react
write clever caption someone else already wrote it and it has way more likes
still on myspace
ONE NEW MESSAGE I'M SO POPULAR
post socially awkward penguin meme  no one gets it
Put :) at the end of all messages is clinically depressed
open spot beside cute girl on bus i'll stand
generates advice animal meme for the first time Text covers animals face.
Friend tell you something you don't Hear Reply with yes and smile
RECEIVES COMPLIMENT disagrees
Get into argument think of all clever comebacks i could've said after
random boner in class... gets called up to the front
someone wants you to stop something annoying make sure you do it one last time
Takes earbud out walking by ACQUaintance doesn't say hi
Date tomorrow make list of conversation topics
bathroom stall occupied mission abort
Attend a party Hide in an empty room
Scared to Use bathroom too long on date shits pants
really cute Girl Looks at you and smiles your face is paralyzed and you stare w/o expression
tagged on facebook in backround
yay no ones home i'll practice my singing mom walks home 'Hows your day!?'
in public bathroom hide in stall till everyone leaves
awkward conversation on buss get off 2 stops early
FORGOT STORE CLUB CARD PAY FULL PRICE INSTEAD OF BORROWING FROM NEXT PERSON IN LINE
LEAVE A MESSAGE AFTER THE TONE PUTS PHONE DOWN
realize you took the wrong bus calmly get off
Go on IRC ask if you can ask a question
Go into bathroom think people will be shocked when they hear you shit
say joke aloud get ignored Friend repeats exact same joke
starts poke war with friend friend never pokes back
Posts first content *refresh...refresh*
you tell people something no one cares
WAITING AT SCHOOL FOR FRIENDS TO ARRIVE AWKWARDLY PRETEND TO OPEN LOCKER FOR 10 MINUTES UNTIL THEY DO
trip while standing still
Notices teacher is calling on students in order Goes to bathroom just before his turn
VISIT FOREIGN COUNTRY TALK IN ACCENT SO THEY DON'T THINK YOU'RE AMERICAN
Hot girl tries to hug you shake her hand
Go up to introduce yourself to a nice girl stutter
movie theater usher says 'enjoy the film.' 'you too.'
Elevator is slightly crowded stairs are fine
lead singer looks him in the eye during concert panics
receives a compliment has No idea how to respond
Finds out person You went to high school with works at a restaurant you frequent can no longer go to that restaurant
Can speak for hours on the internet can't say a word in public
Enters game store. Employee Greets 'I'm just looking'!
walk past a hot girl fart loudly
Person with same first name is called out in class HEart rate  explodes
tried to talk to myself in the mirror to help get over my social anxiety but got scared that neighbors would hear me and think im weird
Hits on girl for years She doesn't notice
Someone sneezes at an atheist convention says bless you
Laughs at joke it wasn't a joke at all
CALLS FRIENDS HOUSE  MOM PICKS UP 'WRONG NUMBER'
make eye contact with stranger twice they think im a creep
walks into bathroom and all the stalls are taken don't have to use the bathroom anymore
Makes penguin meme re-reads repeatedly to ensure is actually funny
Pretend to be on phone phone starts ringing
swallows while class is silent throat makes weirdest noise ever
In classroom waiting for perfect opportunity to scratch balls Teacher looks right at you
Sign off facebook chat so people don't know you're logged on all day
takes out rubbish bags late at night so neighbours won't be watching
See a long line in the cafeteria guess i won't be having lunch again today
staring at someone.  the other person makes eye contact. pretends to be staring at something past the person.
USes handicap stall actual handicap tries to get in
'hEY HOWS IT GOING?' 'NOTHING MUCH'
purposely sit next to cute girl in class don't say a word to her all semester
Someone says 'hello' 'Good thanks
bond with every dog no social skills with humans
Pretends to talk on phone It rings
That awkward moment when no one besides yourself can relate to your awkward moment
Need to ask someone a question stand beside them awkwardly for 10 minutes while they finish a conversation
SEE someone you know on the bus pretend you don't recognise them
someone bumps into you apologize
Hear girls laughing they're laughing at me
Fart in  room alone Some one walks in seconds later
Girl talks to you think immediately she has a crush on you
In love with girl for 7 years Tell her anonymously on facebook
bad hair day every day
Doesn't have a Facebook stalks people by typing their name in on google
Can't express feelings expresses it though memes
Pizza arrives yell pizza's here so i dont seem like i am eating it alone
'So 
got asked which floor pushed button myself
GO online and instantly see friend go unavailable on chat certain it is because of you
stomach wont stop rumbling during exam everyone hates me
Friend says they're off to a funeral 'have fun!'
went to bathroom to check hair
Talking on skype say brb and mute fap
Afraid to vote up memes for fear of picking the wrong ones.
karina is online
'Enjoy your movie' 'Thanks
doesn't understand meme why is my life on picture of penguin?
SEE YOUR FRIEND TYPING
WALKING BEHIND SOMEBODY WHILE WALKING HOME TRYING HARD NOT TO LOOK LIKE A STALKER
starts laughing at joke
see a stranger approaching mute ipod
posts something sarcastic online
Rude COMMENT From SomeOne  DELETE Account
girl talks to you fart
hand in test to teacher 'thankyou'
Takes out earplugs to say hello he doesn't say hello
goes onto socially awkward penguin site my life story
accidentally pressed on the  'stop bus' button get off immediately
clicks 'maybe attending' for event on facebook already knows won't attend
finds out class requires group work drops class.
spells one word wrong in post  everyone calls you retarded
Kissing Girl Opens eyes
Borrow book read it when pooping
Tries to say goodbye to friend on phone cuts them off accidentally
Drop a coın ıgnore ıt to avoıd the lousy pıckıng up scene
Someone Says 'Whats Up?!?!' Reply with 'Not Much' and walk away
dog walks into your room while fapping cover yourself in shame
ask walmart guy where toothpaste is points next to you
Girl wont respond to text Week long depression
accidentally picks only broken tredmill at the gym jogs in place
Do group project group forgets to put your name on it
Makes a sexist joke about women making sandwitches She works at subway and now hates you
silent classroom FART
walks up to group of people Everyone disperses
life gives lemons squirt lemon juice in eye
Receive Message Wait to respond to avoid looking like a Creep
saturday night not out partying not posting anything on facebook
Drops phone while texting punch self in balls trying to catch it
Complain about being forever alone get asked out
See tWo people of same sex walking together sTare at them for five minutes In hopes that they're a gay couple
Get invited to a party an online tetris party
start making memes everything in life starts to relate to memes
meet best friend after year almost make her hate you
Hear someone pooping in stall pee directly into water to make noise
LOOKING AT BOOBS
GIrl compliments ME ON DATING SITE MUST BE A SCAM
finally talk to neighbor after living next to him for a year realize he is attractive and spend the rest of the night planning the wedding
HAVE IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND She cheats on you
gEts invited to a party with 24 girls and no guys stays at home playing minecraft
like girl ignore her
trip down stairs at school everyone laughs
I DON'T ALWAYS USE THE WRONG MEME BUT WHEN I DO...
Invites girl for icecream lactose intolerant
lean-in hug? HANDSHAKE? head nod? gangsta knucks? shakehug—err
Going  to cross the street adrenaline rush
pizza delivery guy says: 'Bon apptit!' 'You too'
chair makes fart noise continue making sound so everyone knows it was the chair
CASHIER GAVE YOU MORE CHANGE
Cant think of anything to say 'I'm Tired'
'are you going down? This elevator is going up' that's ok
23 notifications on birthday All game requests
That Awkward moment You realize the moment is awkward
trips for no reason turns around and looks at ground
makes girls laugh with links to memes
Make funny comment
THOUGHT IT WAS JUST A FART IT WASN'T
hold door open for someone. notice they're a bit far awkward the entire time until they step through the door
add boss on facebook never update status again
plans to spend rest of life with only cats for company allergic to cats
TrIes to remove 'loose' string off outfit  String still attached
fart in public  go in a corner and wait until the smell is gone
GETS PHONE CALL FROM ATTRACTIVE GIRL lETS IT RING A FEW TIMES TO MAKE SURE IT WASNT AN ACCIDENT
see someone you know walk by staring at wall
Sees someone going from 'in a relationship to single' Likes the status
Phone rings waits until phone is in mid ring to answer
Texts hot girl has anxiety attack
hears noise outside house turns off lights before peeking through curtains
That awkward moment when you realize you're just like this guy^
stands in public by yourself plays on phone to act important
Gives presentation Eyes never leave the powerpoint
Can't express feelings expresses it through memes
Somehow gets cute girls number has no idea what to do with it
put heart and soul into performance... slow clap
Raises hand for teacher calls her mom
I put kisses she doesnt
Tagged in photo Untag
that  awkward  moment  when your stupidity is so advanced  people actually think you are sarcastic
Drive 'Friends' to a far away airport at 5am Still not getting invieted to their big bday party
'With liberty and justice for all.' 'Amen!'
get friend request from someone you unfriended
is asked to sign a paper in class; gives back paper and pen it was your pen
having a boner in class Teacher asks you to come forward
compliment someone about their new haircut they didn't get a haircut
PLays Mario Party  alone
Friends on left and right side of you start talking Lean forward until they finish
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sorry I'm late
smack into the edge of inanimate object  apologize
LIKE UNLIKE
Talk shit about someone that unfairly bullied you Feel guilty when they apologize
Gets your name wrong don't correct her
Search someone on facebook can't view their profile pictures
Neighbour says
secretly take a picture of a stranger on subway *flash* oh god...
thank stranger for holding the door open ...well
Facebook Timeline Deletes posts from 2008
girl asks to webcam for the first time say you don't have one
finish someone's sentence they say something different at exactly the same time
coach gives  instructions twice that you didnt get you are first in line
someone asks what are doing after class LIE
cute girl from a distance not actually cute relieved
hot girl waves at you realize her friend is behind you
clerk says come back and see us 'you too'
Goes to car dealer Can't figure out where to park
create slightly popular meme send all your friends to vote it up
Guy acts like hes going to hug you give handshake instead
Check on meme
Compare yourself to Socially awkward Penguin Everyone agrees
get 1000 FB-Likes Have no real friends
Waiting at bus stop
Use socially awkward penguin jokes as your own Facebook friend calls you out on it
passes by you again in supermarket says hi again
long-time crush starts dating socially awesome penguin hate girl forever
Itchy nose during haircut? Mind over matter!
goes to a party
GOES TO THE MOVIE THEATRE ALONE
Halloween party? Dress up as student do homework
write status delete it before even posting
Thank driver for letting you cross street Stopped at Red light
two elevators arrive at the same time let your neighbor choose one and goes to the other
random number text you  its your grandma
someone you dont wanna talk with coming your way take out your phone and pretend you're using it
teacher walks towards you
everyone stops talking try to restart convo
GiRL ASK YOU OUT ASK HER IF IT'S A JOKE
listen to blink 182 25 years old
take off shoes on friend's house broken sock
deep conversation realise you are speaking and freeze up
Creates game played by millions can't handle talking to 30
free time all weekend long and no friend has time? no friends
log onto facebook just to play the games
'like' some girl's photo on facebook she deletes the photo
dump tower of microwave meals into shopping cart wrong shopping cart
sees glass in food at restaurant doesn't want to bother waiter about it
LOoking around for your phone Realize you are talking on it
WikiHOW Social situation
shIT! iTS HALLOWEEN
say something mean as a kid
you need to talk to someone who is already talking to someone
Meet girl at store. find out she lives across the hall.   must be destiny
sits beside you whistle-breathes
Sees bullied freshman nostalgia
talks shit on facebook. sees person in real life looks away and walks fast
Overhears argument  Knows answeR: doesn't say anything
Said joke i did not get acknowledge and laugh anyways
female haircutter gets in front of you look away so it doesn't seem like you're looking at her boobs
read socially awkward penguin memes Feel ashamed to be one
Post about how ugly you are on facebook nobody disagrees
making 'how-to' videos use notepad instead of your voice
Mom walks in while reading socially awkward penguin oepn a new window
Doorbell rings iNSTANT STEALTH MODE
goes to a nightclub sits in the corner and nods head all night
Talk to short
Don't answer text messages Post stuff on fb wall
try to give example of meme first example is racially inappropriate
Make a reference about Socially Awkward Penguin at a party No one understands what you are talking about
cashier makes small talk with you never shop there again
Receives complement from stranger Blushes and fudges the follow through
Someone tells you that you have A similar OUTFIT... And YOU SAY 'THANKS'
'happy birthday' you too
talk to someone replay conversation in head all day
Teacher taking attendance In cLass Practice saying here in head
generates socially awkward penguin meme gives it 1 upvote to start and waits for sudden popularity
Thank Someone Complimenting the Person BehinD you
awkward conversation with online friend brb and hope they leave
ASKS KID IF HE'S EXCITED FOR SANTA JEWISH
writes prof an formal e-mail gets a informal answer back offering the informal way of communication  doesn't know how to respond
take course in abnornal psychology diagnose self with EVERYTHING
cant pronounce item you want on the menu i guess i'll just get the cheesburger and fries
say anything presume everyone hates you
Tells funny joke in front of group of girls replay scenario in head constantly the rest of the day
sees someone in hallway at school give a hi-five and say hello even though you don't know them
REMEMBER a funny joke in the street   look to the phone so people think you read funny message
Says goodbye on chat waits for a reply
Finally lose virginity Regret it
mom comes in room while you are on the computer switches to google and stares at it
Dreams aboUt talking to the cute girl from Math Still Awkward
using wrong meme for everything
New friend new friend doesnt have facebook
gets hit in balls tries to act like it doesn't hurt
Has great sex dream Also sleepwalks and has roommates
Teacher makes star wars reference only one that laughs
Enthusiastic wave to a familiar face on the street you realize it was just a stranger
Make witty comment on facebook that actually gets likes  go back to it over and over again
send creepy text to crush blame it on roomate
SOMEONE CUTS IN LINE IN FRONT OF YOU NO REACTION
Be the first in class andleaves
asks girl in class about homework heart is racing
too nervous to talk to someone after school while waiting for ride goes around looking for jacket and then checks backpack eight times
Stare at hot girl from behind pregnant
Has a speech in front of the class due tomorrow seriously considering suicide
I LOVE YOU TOO AS A FRIEND
any girl shows interest plans whole life together in head
Over a strangers house toilet still blocked after 3 flushes
play sniper in fps hold your breath for real
sees a person you know as youre walking pulls out phone and pretend youre texting
tried to be cool by farting on my friend pooped in my underwear
can only communicate in meme form
refreshes page hopes for like
sOMEONE ASKS IF YOU HAVE A PENCIL DOESN'T
changes profile picture has an anxiety attack while expecting comments
i have that shirt! 'Thanks.'
teacher hands you test.. 'good luck on finals' you too
try to drink from cup realize its empty
walking through crowd of strangers pretends to be on cell phone
leans back and sneezes fart
FINDs you nice asks you for a date via meme
Hear your Name Pretend you didn't hear your name
Not knowing his last name until he friends you on facebook
spends all day thinking about girl avoid contact at all costs
skips school worries about make up work
Teacher calls by incorrect name too shy to correct
Think of something clever pronounce it wrong
Ocasionally Funny On the internet
walking on the rhythm of a song that's playing in public immediately change pace
accidentally touch hot person visibly recoil
Attractive person approaches Walks the other way
Write happy birthday on girls wall she replies to everyone but you
Tell group a story half way through realise it's going nowhere funny
SEE FRIENDS AND STOP TO TALK WITH THEM NOTHING TO TALK ABOUT. 'WELL
People talk to you while you have earplugs in just say yes
See friend and wave Wrong person
Lets friend borrow pencil thanks them for returning it
Wear athletic cup on date to avoid boners
What kind of music are you into? 'you too'
Dont know how to get girl asks mom
Someone you know gets in elevator take the next one
First Kiss Premature ejaculation
sending sms to your best friend about your crush get confused and send it to your crush
Chokes on own spit coughs for next 20 minutes
Got to work early sat in my car to make up the difference
Makes funy meme realize you've made sevral typos
Puts up thought provoking status on facebook to get likes closes facebook window to make self look unconceited
Wearing a hat today take off. put on. take off. put on. take off. put on. take off. put on. take off. put on.
Goes to public restroom with unoccupied urinals uses stall
MAKES JOKE ONLY ONE THAT LAUGHS
be asked a embarrasSing question IN CLASS KEEP SILENT FOR THE REST OF THE TIME
someone catches you in a lie in front of everyone self destruct
people ask u to explain something send'em wikipedia link
girl talks to you in class pretend to be sleepy so she leaves you alone
Girl i like takes class that i hate i take that class
'Share with the person next to you' No one is sitting next to you
Someone walks in the elevator check your phone repeatedly
ex girlfriend comments on your friends facebook post wonder if its a message to you
Coming home from school Fly was down the entire day
Agree to meet friend in pub Wait outside until they arrive
go into bathroom
Uses :x face all the time Finds out it is a kissy face
handshake? or fist bump?
incoming call ignore
GOes to cafeteria pretends to read book while sitting alone
'hey mom...' Teacher says
too awkward to eat pizza inside have picnic in car instead
new to reddit
ask question outloud to everyone no one acknowledges you
took 15 minutes to think of a response
update facebook status with fat joke delete when you remember you have fat friends
fart in public look for person who did it
total stranger wants to add you as a friend accepts
say hi to a girl and she says hi back. add her on facebook
'hey whats up?' 'pretty good thanks'
crush adds facebook remove post remove post remove post remove post
Goes to inspect player invites them
tells all his friends that he has to get off cause hes leaving tomorrow        is still online the next day
see girl you like walking towards you cross the street
food between your teeth
start conversation with man in bathroom realize he's on cellphone
MOM IS Angry Close all doors and windows
dancing with pretty girl spend entire time hiding boner
post content friends comment gets more thumbs
check phone because of phantom text pretend to have a smart phone
Try to be part of meme miss point of meme
Tries to talk about politics REALIses his FRIENDS 'dont follow politics'
OKAY
SAYS 'IT'S COOL' CARES DEEPLY
obsessed with band and their music when asked for favorite song and artist: 'I don't have a favorite.'
attractive Woman gets on elavator put head down and back into corner
'hey what's up?' ...good
Too shy to use urinal Pisses on seat instead
Has the courage to talk to girl does not know what to say
Has bingo Too shy to interrupt game
Coworkers last day at the office Take vacation day to avoid awkward goodbye party
GETS THE WRONG ORDER AT MCDONALDS eats it
Posts something hilarious on facebook deletes within the hour if nobody likes or comments
At a party not sure what to do with hands
PERSON YOU KNOW IS GOING TO TAKE THE BUS WITH YOU ASK THE BUS DRIVER AND PRETEND IT IS THE WRONG BRANCH
PErson asks to borrow pencil searches though all the chewed pencils to find a new one
Whsipers funny joke to partner partners says joke out loud and gains popularity points
Hold the Door Not 1
Recives personal message Pretend to be Afk
Makes a girl laugh by asking her out
Tries to talk to girl about titanic cant break the ice
play favourite song for friends realize how shit it is
makes a racist joke no one laughs
Sharpens pencil in-class walks away still broken
wanna see a movie
Tries to make my own version of a very popular meme uses too many words and ends up covering the entire picture
MAKES A JOKE
gets NOTIFICATION on facebook farmville
Someone says bye replies 'ok'
Watched a sexy video on metacafe activity gets posted on facebook wall
doesn't know how to ask you out asks you out by telling you he doesn't know how to ask you out
wRITES status on facebook father comment's and owns you in an argument
Finally Build up the courage to speak to somebody Forget what you are going to say
yelling at someone voice crack
trolling people for spelling things wrong goes to google to make sure
Joins xbox live party doesnt talk
guy thinks girl is smiling at him Later realizes zipper is down
Obsessively talks to every npc in skyrim avoids human contact at all costs
is finally going to lose virginity 'Thanks for doing this'
FRIENDS MAKE FUNNY MEMES SPENDS 15 MINUTES THINKING OF ONE
Girl tries to argue flirtatiously Vehemently scar her self-esteem for life.
Raises hand in class forgets the answer
Chokes on something muffles sound so no one hears you
Itchy balls Shuffles around awkwardly on seat
has to blow nose asks to go to the bathroom
taught myself a new dance move people ask if i'm okay
as little kid looking in store go to put arm around parent realize its someone else
has to pee...maintenance man walks into home stays in room until they leave
pooping at work and hear someone come in look under wall and see if you recognize the shoes
Girl goes to grab your bicep interrupt her with a high five attempt
get new headset for mw3 too scared to turn it on
Orders at grill. They forget to make it. Says nothing
Stretch leg under table kick attractive girl
answer question wrong in class don't say a word for the rest of the day
Hair dresser asks if happy with haircut replies yes and wears hat for next week
Makes a comment that no one understands QUICKLY DELETES IT
Finally sum up the courage to speak voice breaks
attractive stranger says hi to you on sidewalk
Go to buy black suit Too many suitS; leaves
Friends say inside joke Laughs anyways
Negative reactions to facebook comment delete
finally makes a good meme notice: this image has been found in violation  of h.r.3261 s.o.p.a. and has been removed
girl says hi in hallway boner
friend hasn't returned your favourite shirt looks better on him anyway
wake up immediately think of embarrasing moment from yesterday
Starts school meme page doesn't use memes properly
Doesn't know someone's name waits for it to be said
happy birthday! you too
'hey how're you doing?' 'Nothing'
make some really cool memes then decide to sign up... previous memes dont show up on profile.
Puts on clean underwear every morning Just in case I get in car accident
guy calls you pretty why are you flirting with me?
Posts 'meaningful' songs on own facebook wall hopes crush will get the hint
posts meme isn't funny
say hi to person doesnt know what to say next
WAlks down the wrong hallway take the long way back
Person smiles and wave to person behind you Think their waving to you
Types 5 different comments into comment box Erases each one and continues browsing
get told to stand up... erection!
MEET STRanger make up fake story about pastime
Know answer to question in class Say nothing
girl calls your name three times imagine her orgasming
Logs off facebook on computer and goes to bed logs straight back  on facebook mobile in bed
ask customer if they're  finding everything realize it's a cardboard cutout
Wants to work in social sector hates people
girl in cube next to u sneezes all day say bless u every time
Didn't hear what person they're talking to said Just Smiles
no reply to text they hate you
Hot girl sitting next to you not daring to watch next to you
Sitting in a van with seven girls has gas
walks out of store and sees a car coming keeps walking along the store until they pass by
GF's Birthday Break up
knows no one is listening  KEEPS TALKING ANYWAYS
Doesn't know students in CS lab LEARNS NAMES with 'finger' command
Teacher says name wrong  doesn't correct
Reach to open door miss handle
At a party Don't move feet when dancing
server asks 'Soup or salad?' 'what's a super salad????'
someone coughs 'bless you'
Receives facebook message from a remote acquaintance avoids facebook until they forget about it
knows no one at party pretends to have a phone conversation rather than talk to strangers
Meets Social Akward Girl Marry Her
TOld him i'd say hi for him didn't
Happy birthday Thanks
NEVER MET U CALL YOU BRO ON FACEBOOK
got a like On aN update status WAS MISSCLICK
make collage of Socially Awkward penquins that apply to you Can't Find Paper Big Enough
Bus driver misses your stop say nothing and get off at the next one
GETS INVITED TO A BIRTHDAY PARTY SPENDS THE ENTIRE TIME READING SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN MEMES
just found out others already know
Posts link delete
She Holds my hand This must be love
You from phillippines? I went to the Bahamas Once...
finds 55 point word in scrabble doesn't play it because it's 'vaginas'
Explain memes to friends they dont understand it
say hi to someone you recognise realise you only know their name from facebook stalking
Do anything regret doing it
walking with a hoodie at night ezio
find nothing interesting on T.V flip through channels 20 more times
'uh
10:28pm 'have a good day'
someone deletes you on facebook try to figure out who
Make eye contact still act like you didn't see them there
minding own business suddenly      deeply ashamed
*talking* realizes no one is listening stops talking and hopes no one noticed
gets insulted all can do is make straight face and stare
tries to dial down excitement in front of crush comes off as completely disenterested
ReLative randomly asks 'what do you think?' Goes brain dead for 10 minutes.
WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO PEE KEEP EYES HALF CLOSED SO I CAN 'MAINTAIN' MY SLEEP CYCLE
watches mailman deliver mail Waits till he leaves to get it
spanks friends after class teacher is still in the classroom
IS SMART
Facebook post gets liked reads own post again and again
Known them for years Says helLo
gets text message reply 3 minutes later wait before replying so it doesn't seem like he was waiting
Waitress: How are you doing today? Delicious.
the awkward moment when u masturbate on skype  and u forget u have the webcam on
MakES eye contact with girl at store Looks a nearest product
sees friend waving at you
Face to face in restaurant nothing to tell each other
Hires a cleaning lady for friday spends all day thursday cleaning so she doesn't judge me
knows three languages Still can't talk to women
joins skype call doesn't talk
Enjoy Your Meal You Too
Girl sends you memes You dont laugh
Starts washing hands after colleague begins finishes washing before him
Accidentaly looks at stranger hears them make a negative comment. dies on the inside.
Oh hey
on bus
'what's up?' 'Sup?'
aCCIDENTAL EYE CONTACT WITH STRANGER 'OOH.. MY SHOES LOOK INTERESTING TODAY'
Cant find friends in cafeteria gather napkins until you do
Group proJect announced Suicide- only option
people are talking about their horoscopes 'I have CAncer'
hey
teacher calls me a different name looks like i'm carl now
TEacher asks 'any questions' only you put hand up
tries to hide when performer wants audience participation gets picked to go up on stage
public bathroom with only one other person can't pee
walk towards an old lady at night start humming a happy tune so she doesn't think you're going to mug her
Teacher: 'Any questions?' Hope someone else has the same question as you so you don't have to talk
thinks of something funny laughs out loud
wants to randomly break out in song remembers that only happens  in movies
doesn't want to ask anyone where next classroom is 'wanted to ditch school anyway'
pretend to talk on cell phone to look busy cell phone rings
NEXT TO SOMEONE AT URINAL..DON'T LOOK...dON'T LOOK LOOKS
turns on the water in wc to hide he's gonna to pee
logs in facebook chat to see who's online logs out
get girls number: promise to call tomorrow lose number that night and can't find on facebook: cry self to sleep
Girl At Party says shes gonna go find her friends not sure if should follow or not
Make Plans With friends plan never goes down
want to shake hands with father in law kiss him in the mouth
asked for number doesn't know it off by heart
Go on holiday for a week. comes back and checks facebook no notifications
GIRL SAYS 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' ANSWER: THX YOU TOO
Old woman standing in front of only item you need at Kroger Walk around entire store until she's gone
NEED TO LEAVE CLASS EARLY DONT WANT TO GET UP AND DRAW ATTENTION TO SELF
takes test Teacher hovers nearby. too nervous to answer questions
finds out girlfriend is inconpatible Dates her for 2 more months
drops eraser near girl waits until class is over to pick it up
soup or salad? yes please
Name coming up during teacher's call for attendance Panic
Pick your nose in public until someone looks at you pretend your nose itches
has a lot of homework watches old episodes of friends instead
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' 'YOU TOO'
Found nice stuff in clothing store DON'T KNOW WHETHER IT'S FOR MEN OR WOMEN
WHEN IM DRUNK I TURN INTO SOCIALLY AWESOME PENGUIN THE NEXT DAY IM DOUBLE AS AWKWARD TO THE PEOPLE OF THE NIGHT BEFORE
see hot chick u don't know mention one of her status updates
FEEL THE URGE TO URINATE WHILE WATCHING A DVD MOVIE WITH FRIENDS SAY NOTHING. WAIT UNTIL SOMEONE PAUSES IT
GO TO FUNERAL SMILE THE WHOLE TIME
find out the girl you like
COMPLIMENT A GIRL FOR LOOKING GOOD SHE THANKS EVERYONE BUT YOU
thought it wouldn't make a sound it did
says hi to a girl in the library using outside voice
urinating in bathroom stall person walks in
Say hi to friend on fb they actually reply for once and now you have to think of something to say
made a meme i'm the only one who liked it
Go to party... pretend to text the whole time.
Butter or mayo? yes
Waiter Brings WronG soda Refill drink it anyway
asked a question; they answered no they hate me
Meeting Finishes Walk out without saying Good-Bye
Leave Hat at friend's house didn't like it anyway
gets asked a question laughs as a response
Someone compliments your new outfit never wear it again
PLAYS MUSIC AT REALLY LOW VOLUME AFRAID SOMEONE WILL HEAR
Crying in public is embarrassing being embarrassed makes me cry
receive text wait a while to text back so you seem busy
Girl looks at me imagine life together
Relates to One forever alone pic Horrified
Incredibly attracrive neighbor better friends with her parents
That Super awkward moment when you're laughing and a lil fart decides to creep out
make friends laugh with a funny joke Smile awkwardly for five minutes
cute Girl waiting alone for elevator take the stairs
only Middle urinal avaliable use stall
walking against the wind fart
Accidentally call your teacher MOM
Logs on to skype SETS STATUS to AWAY TO AVOID others
this is your favorite meme glad you're not alone
Cute girl across library computers glance quickly over computer then back to screen
Walk into apartment and smell Cigarettes Ask if friends were smoking weed
tries to tell a joke end up apologizing
GROUP ASSINGMENT EVERYONE IGNORES YOU
Types in message Finds it inappropriate and cancels sending it
needs to wait on someone pretends to text and talk on phone
accidentally type password into username box change identity
About to put a comment 30 minutes thinking on what to put
'I LOVE YOU' 'no problem'
other people talking APOLOGIZES
NEED MORE PICS OF HOT GIRL CLICKS ON BOYFRIEND'S PROFILE
Talk to girl Not sure if IGnored or just didn't hear
Sexy singles in my area? get off the computer mom
posts socially awkward penguin meme deletes
notices girl types for 10 min 'lol'
overfilled grocery bag rips apart in public has mild heart attack
walk into glass door pretend like nothing happened
Makes sure he locked the door to public toilet Holds the door handle anyway
run into your crush... and her boyfriend
Walking home and see people outside house Walk past house and wait around the corner for 30 minutes
downgrade a meme because it doesn't fit the specific meme make a meme about it
goes to toilet to fart at party stays there until smell has gone
Laugh to podcasts in public Everyone thinks im crazy
Sending text message limit self to one 'lol'
Friend throws somthing at me and I miss Check to see if hand is working
watching tv with a fat friend make a fat joke about the character on tv
Quitting Job Too nervous to call boss
&#160;DIDN'T FIND WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR AT THE SUPERMARKET&#160; BETTER BUY SOMETHING TO GET OUT OF HERE
Make a bad parking hide your face as you walk out of the car
goes to hot friends profile looks for 'summer<3' Photo album
Talking TO crush when her friend joins the conversation don't say another word
too afraid to talk to someone in real life friend them on facebook later
10 urinals
Teacher asks who doesn't have a partner only one raising hand
Types reply to email Doesn't Hit Send
last seat next to stranger on bus stand up
ELEvator arrives full of people wait for next one
Change relationship status to 'in a relationship' on april fool's
cough fart
stand alone dont know what to do with hands
Bend over to pick up something you dropped feel like you're mooning the whole world
Big social event that everybody knows about dosn't know about it
Correct somebody's grammar Be wrong
Trip while walking in public deathstare at the ground
Someone takes your seat at a bar apologize
updog WHat's updog?
amiright? no
Have nice Chat Cleverbot
cleaning lady arrives hide in room all day
Blurt out some obscure fact
Sorry  FOR apologizing
parents have friends over hide
tells joke no one laughs someone else tell same joke everyone laughs
GETS NERVOUS AROUND GIRLS AND IGNORES THEM WONDERS WHY HE NEVER SCORES
HAS AN ELABORATE AND ROMANTIC RECURRING FANTASY INVOLVING CRUSH WOULD SOONER GET ON A PLANE TO WESTERN SAHARA THAN JUST FRIGGIN' TALK TO HER
reads socially awkward penguin memes relates
goes on meme generator in school  opens google every time the teacher moves
sitting alone. Someone invites you to sit with them say no. wish you said yes
dates gırl for the fırst tıme proposes
Have to make phone call spends 20 minutes pacing back and forth practicing what i am going to say
'enjoy your movie' 'you too'
reads insanity wolf memes reads them screaming in his mind
'ENJOY YOUR MEAL' 'YOU TOO'
Waitress misheard my order didn't correct her
accidentally squeak chair in class squeak it again incase people think you farted
'I'm not good at math
goes to the cinema alone meets friends
walks around store looking for something can't find it buys something you don't want so worker doesn't think you stole
standing in line pull out phone to act like he's doing something
About to post status Remembers no one cares
two hour long movie
sends group message no reply
has right answer but thinks he's wrong so he dosen't answer other kid says his answer and get its right
someONE COUGHS SAYS 'BLESS YOU'
'How are you?' 'nothin' much'
Gets up in front of class for presentation Has massive erection
Watches movie with parents sex scene
Great at DDR Can't DAnce
group assignment is 3 points out of 30 settles for 27
Doesn't know how to respond posts link
how are you? how are you
waves at friend... ...wasn't your friend
Thinks he made a cleaver joke didn't
generates meme to join crowd everyone else stops making memes
cute girl sits next to you on the bus pretend to be texting someone for the rest of the ride
your grocery cart is the only one squeaking
hangs out with girl once emails 1 page letter next day
ALONGSIDE ANOTHER PERSON ON THE BUS. HE IS SITTING ON YOUR JACKET TRY TO SLIGHTLY PULL IT OFF EVERYTIME HE MOVES
Combs hair before bed wants to look good in his dreams
Ends a phone call with boss says i love you.
everyone is posting this kony 2012 video on the facebook feed? I hate rap music!
Nervous to talk to people he finds attractive Is bisexual
is the only canadian in the entire school
When you're outside and use a random car window as a mirror and you realise that someone is sitting inside of the car
trys to start a flash mob sings queen all alone
9/11 joke on facebook likes and then unlikes
sends a text too close to bedtime has to stay up late for reply
tells stupid joke quietly to self other kid says it loudly
sees comment-worthy status obsess over your comment only to delete it because you got self-conscious
TELL STORY WHILE LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY REALIZE NOBODY FINDS YOUR CHILDHOOD ABUSE STORIES AMUSING
Makes racist joke About his own race
Guy stands next to you at the urinal Stand there awkwardly because you can't pee
personally Tips cute waitress 40% Doesn't notice that he has wing sauce on face
meets hot girl jokes about being a paedophile
White kid wearing gangster clothing black guy walks into room
SCREEN CALL FROM UNKNOWN CALLER gOOGLE NUMBER AFTERWARDS
Someone acting rowdy anticipates conflict
TALLEST IN CLASS ASKED TO TURN ON PROJECTOR
Invite people over notice Chocolate stains all over bedsheets
Gets accepted to college posts on facebook. no likes or replies.
social comfort zone ends at my front door
goes to party watches people play beer pong all night
doesn't get text response other person updates twitter through phone
Create FACEBOOK event
bORED AND DECIDES TO TEXT A LONG
friend says congrats on new relationship 'you too'
log off facebook account sign back in 10 seconds later
Walk into Maths 15 minutes late Whole class stares at you like you've just COMMITTED genocide
gets insulted feels complimented
Another Person Walks into Public restoom while shitting Waits without making a noise until they leave
It's my birthday must tell nobody.
7 people's birthday on facebook zero happy birthday wall posts
'HOw Are You?' 'Good.' ...SiLence.
GIRL MAINTAINS EYE CONTACT STARTS SWEATING
trips on the sidewalk refuses to look around to see if anyone noticed
Huge pIMPLE? POINT IT OUT BEFORE YOUR FRIENDS CAN
faps
spots someone on campus he knows walking toward him 
Expects important email Is scared to check to check email for three days
Its my birthday!!! stay off facebook so people don't know i'm not doing anything
notice mildly attractive girl in class imagine whole life together
yay lunch walk round the school repeatedly
kiss girl twice walk past and dont say hi
finally got a new post on my wall i love you - mom
Enjoy your meal sir 'Thanks you too.'
Cough real hard everyone says bless you
200 Friends online talk to none of them
'enjoy your movie.' 'Thanks
serious conversation thinks of something funny and giggles
someone talks about 'most guys' Realize you don't apply
talking to your crush's friend accidently call them your crush's name
movie ticket taker says enjoy your movie you too
seen by popular girl from school in a store. while you're in the video game aisle.
find out girl likes you yes
driving someone home drive past their house
Dreams about a girl tomorrow in love with her
walking wrong way to class turns around and looks down hoping no one saw
see someone you like think of something to say an hour later
join dance-off at party everyone walks  away
Comment on status comment ignored
Work as a taxi driver to pay for his driver license
pees checks shorts for stray drops
Talks with girl at school for hours about everything Can't start a conversation over break about anything
friends are watching nightmare on elm street. you say the old one is better it is the old one
Hotel desk clerk: have a nice stay  i say:  you too!
'Oh
crush changes relationship status to single too scared to make a move
never center of attention made fun of when you are
doesn't mark own post as original In case it's not funny
runny nose is really loud wipe on hands or disrupt lesson to get tissue?
takes hidden photo flash was on
READ RAGE COMICS MAKE IMAGINARY VOICES FOR THE CHARACTERS
cute girl says hi in hallway nod instead of responding
recognize someone on the bus not sure whether or not to sit by them
Sister's friends in kitchen stay hungry and asks mom if they leaved
parents invited someone over RUN AND HIDE IN THE BEDROOM
friend says 'see you soon' respond 'how do you know?'
read socially awkward penguin memes feel amused and relieved
WANT TO SAY 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' TO SOMEONE ON FACEBOOK CAREFULLY ANALYZE HOW MANY EXCLAMATION MARKS YOU SHOULD USE
'god bless you' may the force be with you too
Start a conversation on facebook chat say nothing
friend request on facebook accept! then find out who they are
Say 'Bye' to friend. Dosen't leave for another ten minutes AWKWARD SILENCE
Read Socially Awkward Penguin All the time Just realized what SAP stands for
BREATHE THROUGH NOSE 'I WASN'T SMELLING YOU'
START WALKING OUT OF AN ELEVATOR ON THE WRONG FLOOR KEEP WALKING
talk shit about a person person is next to you
Buys condoms Store clerk laughs
LIke a girl Never talk to her
Can't tell if something wrong with facebook or everyone is ignoring you
get asked a very long and complicated question Reply with 'Yes'.
downpour
Go to public bathroom to change clotHes Flush and wash hands to avoid other think you are nasty
The only women i have ever loved Were those about a thousand miles out of my league
Walking down street and see An old 'friend' from highschool Whip out phone and furiously fake text
read socially awkward penguin memes my autobiography
Goes to a Party Starts socializing only after getting drunk
PROPOSE TO GIRL DECLINED
Friends talk together watch
Makes meme joke in real life friends don't know where i'm talking 'bout
trying to avoid someone walks right into them
Finds out super fat lady is pregnant 'I totally couldn't tell!'
Check facebook every 5 minutes no new notifications
Invites person over to watch movie Friend comes online  wishes person would leave
Brief Pause in conversation other person gets up and walks away
asking girls out is tough the hardest part is waiting for them to email you back
tell a funny story had to be there moment
Post a comment keep pressing refresh waiting for responce
thinks of funny joke can't find appropriate meme
TELLS FRIEND EXCITING STORY HITS PUNCH LINE BUT FRIEND IS NOT AWARE
Creates really long and thoughtful comic deletes it because someone might not agree
Finds out girl is a redditor after HEaring socially awkward penguin reference Doesnt pursue Conversation further
friend decides to sit down at concert wait a miinute before you sit down
SAY 'Good morning!' It's night time
go on fourth date with ridiculously pretty girl balls are still too small to kiss her
spilled water on my pants doesn't want people to see even though it's not pee
Tell a joke that made friends laugh tell it 100 times
sees ex in library hides behind books
wants to leave facebook comment... can't think of anything
Gets Pressured to buy gym pass Never goes
joins a community to make friends insults people instead
Get favorite band's ringtong never use it
SEE FRIENDS IN CIRCLE AVOID AT ALL COSTS
lecturer starts calling out random questions in class keep head down and avoid eye contact at all costs.
Don't know what else to say stretch
ENTER THE BUS ALL EYES ON YOU
creates tech impaired duck uses wrong template.
chatting with the cute girl anonimously through formspring
Someone you know says hi Crap
roomate orders pizza pretend you arent hungry
Turns up to fancy dress party has to spend night explaining costume
Realise you're going the wrong way pretend you get a text and turn around
GIRL SHOWS INTEREST FREAK OUT
See friend walking toward you pull out phone and pretend to send a text message
gf asks to use laptop forgot to erase the history
Waits all day for friend to log on doesn't talk to him
person you know walks in front of you stop and wait for them to get out of sight
gril talking to her friend across room talk to her
Family comment on my photos saying OMG you're so cute DELETE
GOT TEAMED UP WITH A GIRL AT PHYSICAL EDUCATION HOLD YOUR BREATH AND TRY NOT TO SEEM EXHAUSTED
Search for pretty girl on facebook Post her name on your wall
Read Meme and laugh for yourself look around to make sure nobody saw you
See you later thanks
Someone walks past bow head
suddenly realise i generated this meme
Home Page is memegenerator
'ENJOY YOUr flight' 'you too'
run to catch bus miss it
At best high school party ever stay in corners and avoid contact
WALK SUDDENLY BECOME CONSCIOUS OF YOUR ARMS
gets mcflurry mistakenly tries to drink through spoon
Playing Music loud with windows down roll up windows at red light because someone might think your music is stupid
Sends friend request to forever alone guy gets declined
SEES CUTE GIRL SITTING NEXT TO THE SEAT I USUALLY DO IN CLASS FIND A NEW SEAT
don't want to sound angry voice comes  out  sounding  awkward
Goes to class 40 minutes early
New Coworker is cute Quit Job
Find another forever alone person to scared to talk to them
posts counter-argument deletes immediately
prepare to say 'present' shout your name instead
see people you know put ipod in pretend  you dont see them
stalls all full i didn't really have to go that bad anyway
Loose 8 -2 Praise team spirit
say goodbye to someone and walk the same way as them
Doesnt want to go back to ask for napkins uses receipt instead
Says hi to customer 'do you work here?'
Early for interview wait in bathroom until it starts
Walks around party
Girl waves at you   you wave back and then realize she waving to someone behind you
Receive Gift Take  A month to write  a Thank  you letter
Ask for a girls # calls it infront of her to make sure its right
don't know what people are talking about google it on phone. topic changes.
Leaves Party Gives Friends HiGh-Fives Instead of Hugs
someone farts only one to giggle
plans for halloween  november first
Propose in public she says no
SEE PEOPLE YOU DON'T LIKE HIDE BEHIND TREE
tries to hold in sneeze in class FARTS
doesnt know where to turn in test waits for someone else to finish
LEAVES HOME WITH UGLY OUTFIT HIDES ENTIRE TIME TO PREVENT ANYONE YOU KNOW FROM SEEING YOU
Doesn't want to ride elevator with stranger Takes the stairs instead
thinks she's really cool because she knows the meme calls it dog instead of doge
post something to facebook after long thinking delete it after 1 hour and no likes or comments
Socially awkward NY's Eve Happier to be at home in my jammies and asleep before midnight
Waits all Day fOr someone to come online Doesn't chat them
Wave to friend walk closer and realize you don't know them
Tries to take a discreet picture of someone flash is on
Sits on toilet Weener touches the water
Hugs dad Both have boners
SEES HOT GIRL WITH BIG MUSCULAR BOYFRIEND WITHOUT ANY KNOWLEDGE OF HIS PERSONALITY
sees friend and doesn't make eye contact sees worst enemy and awkwardly smiles.
telephone rings first reaction: 'Shit.'
goes to window to watch the birdS and spots pEOPLE 'HIDE QUICKLY! BEFORE THEY THINK YOU ARE A PSYCHOpath'
Walks into wrong class Stays Anyway
Plays slender... can't look back anymore
dear pavement
Awkward moment When you realize that Awkward conversation you started to avoid Awkward silence is even more Awkward
Hairdresser is cutting hair too short doesn't say anything to avoid awkward situation
ARE YOU AUTISTIC? YES I LIKE ART
Is around girls flap flap flap
try your hardest to not be awkward be the most awkward you've ever been
'dESCRIBE YOURSELF' OH GOD WHY
READS overly attached girlfriend mEMES gETS A Hard on
friend posts insulting comment on my post 'like' it to make it look like a joke
2 fEET OF GRASS on FRONT LAWN  CAN'T MOW because NEIGHBORS are on THEIR PORCH
Has a crush. waits for the perfect romantic moment to confess her love. Confesses at 6 a.m. Immediately After They'VE Had sex.
You hear 'hello' and you reply they shake their head at you pointing at their  bluetooth
thinks of a funny status too nervous to post it
CELL PHONE GETS DISCHARGED WHILE BEING AT A PARTY NO PROBLEM. OWNER HAS A DOG
SNEEZES TRIES NOT TO SNEEZE AGAIN so that no one has to say
tighten belt too tight before leaving house unbutton in the middle of a conversation
mutes phone still terrified of making noise
SEE FRIEND FROM COLLEGE WHILE HANGING OUT WITH BEST FRIENDS FROM SCHOOL FEEL PANIC TO INTRODUCE THEM TO EACH OTHER
see's interesting status on facebook posted by someone he's not to close with checks to see who else liked before liking
'what size drink would you like
GOES TO SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY GETS SCARED AND WALKS AWAY
FOUND LOVE NOTE IN LOCKER WRONG LOCKER
asks girl to senior ball accidentally says go seniorballs
In a room with 4 lovely ladies Plays Games on Phone
Gets sorted into hufflepuff on pottermore deletes account so friends won't know
Best friend? Bad luck Brian
Doesn't want to come on too strong makes no contact whatsoever
stands watching gig doesn't realise it's the sound check
Sees ex girlfriend Gets boner
'Hey you're awkward' I know.
NEED TO ASK YOUR PROFESSOR SOMETHING BUT DON'T KNOW HOW TO ADDRESS HIM AVOID USING SENTENCES WHERE 'YOU' IS THE PRONOUN
sees friends walking towards you look in every direction but directly at them
Gets text doesn't check it so that it rings again and people think he's popular
feels obligated to change profile picture after prom Can't find good image
If anyone catches me singing in my car immediate reaction is to stare at them until it is equally awkward for both of us
sneezes AND FARTS AT THE SAME TIME fart was louder
Tells friends a funny story friends say you already told us that
Goes on a date she doesn't know it's a date
wants to order pizza to scared to pick up phone
having a group photo taken only one looking at the wrong camera
someone walks into neighboring bathroom stall remains silent until they leave
Get two straws panic
ticket taker says 'enjoy the show' replies 'thanks
owns a beach house no one comes over
Sees hot girl in supermarket pretends to be browsing.. adult diapers [facepalm]
Have to do some simple addition for someone else double check it on a calculator to check that it's right
not part of conversation anymore backs away slooooowly and discreetly
SOMEONE AT THE PARTY SAYS YOU'RE REALLY FUNNY TRY TO CORRECT THEM
tells a dead baby joke to a midwife
Says it's only a normal game Doesn't play ranked
sees girl coming looks everywhere except forward
late one minute for class decides to skip lecture
GIRLFRIEND MISINTERPRETS DIRTY JOKE PRETEND THAT'S WHAT YOU MEANT
Posted embarrassing facebook status blamed it on being hacked
let's see
TOO LATE IN YEAR TO MAKE FRIENDS IN CLASS
THINK ABOUT DIRTY THINGS IN YOUR HEAD
Gets Flu that is going around the school 'I'm just glad to be part of something!'
Broke up with guy i fell in love with before we even dated
Go on night out with people from work feel depressed and fed up for next two days
Completely prepare phonecall in head phonecall doesnt go as planned
has crush on girl avoids her like the plague
Person you don't know talks to you slur what you think their name is
goes to party takes a book
girl says she likes your shoes offers to let her borrow them
Works up courage to say hi Doesn't know what to do next
Writes script for self before leaving messages
you pretend to be on the phone phone rings
just like sheldon cooper but without the smarts
Talk to girl in real life Can't google everything she says
there's a party going on downstairs hide upstairs
'sorry' feel guilty for the rest of your life
GET TEXT FROM CRUSH. iPHOne group conversation
Girl messages me on facebook quickly log out
Tells someone they deserve the best Ends up ignoring them for fear of rejection later
Brush teeth next to someone else.  Refuse to spit first
Hot Girl sits next to you text friends to look popular
Girl Calls Him handsome Replies back
talk to pretty girl first day of class ask her if she lives alone
Has to sharpen pencil Waits until class is over to sharpen it
Friend's birthday makes sure his birthday post is at least slightly different from the last one
Recieves Valentine Doesn't know what to do with it
Goes to restaurant on birthday Begs friends not to tell the staff
See likeable new profile picture 'posted 15 seconds ago'   better wait a few
scratches 'away' side of nose must continue while turning head to prove not picking nose
Singing song with friends starts verse way to early
attend a university of over 30
walk into lampost apologise and keep walking
Woke up after long car ride time to get out
Pulls fire alarm accidently creates fire so you dont get in trouble
'Gotta go
doesn't understand if he has to be in the picture or not gets close to them but looks somewhere else
Notices bump in pants Tries to cover it so people won't think its a boner
Laughs at joke other person was serious
incorrectly types comment writes more comments correcting first comment
neighbors arrive in parking lot at same time as you sit in car and pretend to text until they go inside
had one girlfriend 15 years ago thankful you got to see what being in love was like at least once
posts on facebook about how lonely he is gets no comments
RELATES TO SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN GOES TO THE DOCTOR FOR SOCIAL ANXIETY DISORDER
'Alright Church
Talking to girl on facebook accidentally pisses her off with bad humor
waving at the wrong person then pretending you're a ballerina
ASK TEACHER A QUESTIOn. THE ANSWER HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH YOUR QUESTION OK. THANKS
RUSHES PAST WOMAN TO HOLD DOOR FOR HER DOOR IS PROPPED OPEN
orders rare steak
Singing to myself while walking to car someone hears
Need to go grocery shopping too scared to go outside
makes resolution too embarassed to tell anyone
HAVE TO SHIT SO BAD see feet under stall; leave
watch a movie with younger 13 year old sis sex scene comes on
adds you on facebook never talks to you
Post socially awkward penguin memes on facebook nobody 'likes' it
Start typing in IM at same time as friend. Both stop. SAY NOTHING REST OF THE NIGHT.
Gets AWESOME Xmas Present  Dosent know who to thank
Can't decide whether to say 'How's it going?' or 'what's up?' Say 'HowsGup?'
crush gets on posts clever status instead of talking
See someone you know next to you at the traffic lights pretend to not notice them
Tell a really funny story end it with
adds 'lol' even if serious
Silently reading in english class look up to stare at everyone's expressions
RANDOM GIRL POSTS ON YOUR WALL FOR BIRTHDAY 'SHE WANTS ME'
say something and nobody listens to you so you just slowly quiet down word by word
Generates funny SAP afraid to share on fb or twitter
someone else in the group does something awkward before me  thank god
Sends Facebook Message Logs off immediately after
wanna look cool on photos practice smile in front of mirror
Alone in public place 'all by my self' starts to play
gets asked out on date replies 'sure if you want to'
someone pulls out a camera don't know what to do with my hands
says final fairwell forgot keys
SEE HIGH SCHOOL FRIEND IN BUS STARE AT FLOOR TILL U GET OFF
joins a new gym puts off going because he doesn't know the equipment layout
NOTHING TO CONTRIBUTE TO FACEBOOK CONVERSATION LIKE THE LAST COMMENT INSTEAD
hold door open for stranger apologize
riding home from school stopping and waiting because someone you know is in front of you
get invited to an event on facebook keep it on 'maybe attending' to avoid commitment
watched multiple people Jaywalk waited patiently for green man
listen to music nine thousand Times forget about it for a month
cute girl on omegle disconnect
drop something
someone tells an embarassing story about you to a friend deny it
Writes elaborate response to friend erases
birthday ... ...no wall posts on facebook
Post a commEnt Put it on the wrong status
ON PHONE WITH FRIEND THAT ISNT MOM ACCIDENTALLY SAY I LOVE YOU BEFORE HANG UP
Goes to bed at 9:30 on friday considers it a wild night
Friend doesn't look at me while they're talking my feelings are hurt
make joke it's not funny
fapping in bedroom and somebody knocks pray
attempt to engage girl you like in play fight knock her unconscious
Sees same make
run into door apologize
can't make out what someone said just laugh and hope an answer wasn't required
plan perfect conversation with girl never even try to talk to her
tries to think of socially awesome penguin meme cant
Makes a meme not sure if did it right
Stare into eyes of ATTRACTIVE girl Black-out
Makes eye contact with girl covers boner
Make sarcastic statement It's the truth
Walking to class
call with important news.  sent to voice mail not ready for monologue. Hang up!
write mildly interesting status update finger hovers over post button for 10 minutes
LEAVES HOUSE TO AVOID ROOMMATES
Get called Brian at work Answer anyway
Studying in starbucks
Makes socially awkward penguin joke to another socially awkward friend friend doesn't get it
hear your name turn around to see if there's another person with the same name as you
pick zits in class look around to see if anyone's been watching
Flirts on Gtalk Runs away in real lifE
Go in for handshake person goes for fistpump
do accounting off by 55 billion
haven't talked to her in awhile... poke Audrey has not received your last poke yet. She'll get it the next time she logs in.
PEOPLE WATCHING PERSON YOUR WATCHING LOOKS AT YOU..RANDOMLY LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE!
Joins Skype conversation with many people Doesn't talk
Worries endlessly about making  conversations awkward. Forever awkward
LOVE REDDIT AFRAID TO POST
ok class lets split into groups immediately leave room
walk into dive bar music stops playing
sees group of strangers laughing laughs also
Put on sweater after class  accidentally hit cute girl in the face
how are you? Not much you?
TURN AROUND WHILE WALKING TO SAY GOODBYE TO FRIEND WALK INTO DOOR
Can't feel skirt against legs WorrY if you're actually wearing a skirt
Makes mistake at work Freeze in position trying to figure a way out
start talking Conversation stops
Have to make a phone call Desperately try to email instead
mom walks into room while i'm on facebook i think i'll just update via dsi
Post status: 'truth is
Volume too loud on MP3   voice is even louder
Creeping girl's facebook page...She logs on Close browser!
Call Cute Girl
Finish taking dump Wait in stall until everyone in restroom leaves
How's it going? Nothing much.
About to post on friends facebook wall realize you have been blocked from posting
Write down name double check to make sure it's spelled correctly
hEADPHONES ONLY YOU CAN HEAR... SINGING EVERYONE ELSE CAN HEAR.
buy a 6 pack of beer... come home to 7 people.
FAVORITE party trick...  playing dead.
everyone is silent start coughing
Text something i would never say in person THROW PHONE ACROSS THE ROOM
select '1Player' in a game Feel sad & lonely
Kick people out not your party
make a meme no one likes it
upload summaries for colleagues still have no friends at college
using urinal ...is anybody watching?
taking a dump hope nobody hears it
class of '98 homeschooler
Say that someone looks retarded  Actually are retarded
has lots of friends in sims scared of real people
HAVE PROBLEMS FACING PEOPLE DON'T GIVE A CRAP
Text 'I really miss you' Try to send it to your mom.  Send it to your ex
Make great 'ya mum' jokes to someone she's dead
join friends in a circle one cuts you off from rest of group
Make eye contact with cute girl in class spend rest of semester avoiding eye contact
SHOW UP IN CORRECT THREAD
Hear justin bieber song dont hate it.
Mom: Do you wanna call someone today? You: nah           *plays video games for whole day*
Type something with no intent to send Send.
i dont think i like your friends
can see neighbors taking a shit across from the window makes this meme to avoid contact
Hey you no
day off work Spend it alone in the library
invited to girls house takes 3 buses to get there.  wrong address
Show up in wrong thread.  Stare at feet
'hey Guys you have some free time to go socialize!' Sit in lounge drinking mountain dew alone
Birthday is today doesn't call in sick because there are people to celebrate with
Add scientific quip to conversation conversation dies
cool guy in class finally talks to me tells me i remind him of socially awkward penguin
Girl sends hug Feel like james bond the rest of the day
hey guys you should check out my youporn channel i mean youtube*
Itchy face during sad part of movie don't scratch so people don't think i'm crying
finally Finds courage to talk to cute deaf girl who can read lips asks her who her favorite band is
goes to party runs into mom
Hot girl says to me 'hey i like your shirt' 'thanks i like it too'
reads socially awkward penguin memes 'so I'm not the only one.....'
Finds memes Only way to express feelings from now on
Gained weight deletes facebook
Remembers something funny in an exam
Cute girl walking in same aisle the floor is extra interesting today
remembers something funny while walking on the street starts laughing alone like a crazy person
Watches monk every night slowly starts becoming OCD
Get TOP comment on youtube temporary social Reassurance
Checks hot girl from class out on facebook she is sitting next to him
runs out of things to talk about sends lots of memes
knows his name doesn't call him by it
Bouncer putS out hAnd to take your ID shake it
Parents' friends in the kitchen crap i'm gonna starve!
Accidentally bumps into desk where nobody sits 'pardon'
just took a massive bite out of sandwich in a long corridor pretend to not see anyone you know even when they try to say 'hi'
Cover up a fart with cough Cough a few times after so no one suspects it
*cough* ' Bless You '
someone offers you food you say 'no thanks' then realize what it is and  hope they offer again
Starts typing a meme ...
GoOd morning thank you
Spends 10 minutes thinking of the perfect text message thinks of a better one just after hitting 'send'
about to shit in public restroom guy walks in
People agree with me i suddenly feel wrong
someone coughs in class 'Bless you'
Goes to school with a new pack of gum Give gum to everyone but yourself
ask the teacher a question but she doesn't hear everyone stares at you
Ask girl for her name don't give your own
Daydreaming in class cute girl thinks you're staring at her
make a 'Your mom' joke Realize their mom recently passed away
cute girl next to you coughs 'bless you'
has got a fave band afraid to tweet them
Find out name
GETS A JOB INTERVIEW TOO SCARED TO GO
comments a facebook post f5 until somebody else comments
Goes for a high five slaps friend's head instead
'how are you?' 'good
clears throat voice still cracks
finds geek girl with tons in common no clue what to write
just created my first meme misspelled a word
asks question on tumblr forgets to put anon
I like to be the last one clapping really loudly
Realize restaurant gave you wrong order don't bother the waiter and eat it anyway
hey i just met you
Hear neighbor come down stairs Obsessivly check window
goes to party hides in empty room
goes to mexican restaurant on cinco de mayo has french dressing with salad
tell dad happy birthday it's fathers day
'see ya' 'THANKS'
Girl asks for number gives home phone
jump up front stairs to avoid talking to neighbors get a cramp and forced to talk to them while in pain
exit shower
eat lunch near someone you like spill food on yourself
Atheist  Named Christian
Stranger Mistakes you for someone else says sorry
Puts excruciating effort into wording the breif email about applying to a job position forgets to attach resume before sending
wants to help friend feel better awkwardly generates memes instead of consulting properly
Crosses The Street To Avoid Small Talk
Thinks about talking to someone new obsesses over how to start conversation for days
meets newt gingrich bites him to protest global warming
make a holocaust joke when out on a date its awkward because shes german and agrees
Lol! Doesn't know what it means
try to be honest with new almost friend realize you are not awkward but socially retarded
Car pulls into location gets random erection
Starts to talk to cleverbot Can't stop because it would be rude to.
this time i will talk to people and have fun at the party stays quiet the whole time
meets gf's mom for the first time hugs her
doesn't finish food at party thinks it's insulting to throw away
post something on facebook gets a couple of likes think your cool
walks into room with people having nice conversation everyone goes quiet and shifts around uneasily
Sees a woman at the check out walks till sees a man at one
has to go to washroom during first date but holds it in pisses pants
Try to fist bump a friend They high five you back
1:00 p.m. 'good morning'
goes to mens room at work all stalls are filled
Crush compliments jacket wear it everyday now
soda or juice? yes
see's someone from school
hears co-worker listening to cool new music uses shazam to findout what song it is
Drops pen near hot girl Oh weLl
person talking about a certain musician acts like he knows the artist to fit in
Falls asleep in class Farts loudly
Has phone conversation with boss while using the bathroom kerplunk kerplunk
Friend is giving everyone a Goodbye-hug except you
LISTENS TO MUSIC AND SINGS ALONG REALISES EVERYONE CAN HEAR BAD SINGING
fart as you see a friend walking over rush to meet them
have friend guess which one is you in old class picture friend picks wrong person. and gender.
reads about friend's break-up on facebook pretends to be surprised when friend tells them in-person
Has Girl over Hides chess board
Has 10 friends in facebook they are all his family
has a date with crush too afraid to make the move
NEEDS TO SHIT
switches Spotify to private session listens to one direction on repeat
Post witty meme on facebook nobody likes or comments
'Unknown number' please
texts lol to pretty girl laughs out loud to legitimize it
Cute Girls posts on wall faps
had chance to say pledge of allegiance once over intercom in high school forgot pledge of allegiance
work with a girl
comments on facebook  goes unacknowledged
go to friends house for coffee have to leave because you get the shits
'sorry' im busy this saturday.' 'oh
Run Into someone you hated in HighSchool Pretend you didn't hate eachother
accidentally says something to an empty room still gets embarrassed
'Hey
GIRL SAYS SHE LIKES YOUR HEADPHONES TALK AT LENGTH ABOUT THEIR TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS
enthusiastic wave to a familiar face on the street. You realize it was just a stranger.
'Hey did you call last night?' MUST HAVE BEEN A BUTT DIAL
person walking towards you says Hi you stop in their way to say hi back: They are using bluetooth
In the cinema Better remove the battery in case mute doesn't work
Girl: 'I like you' Me: 'Obvious troll is obvious'
person cuts you in line dont say anything
SOCIALLY AWKWARD WHEN SOBER
love song comes on radio IN THE CAR  you are  with girl that just put you in friend zone
Next in line to present heart starts racing
girl texts you!! it's to ask for help on homework
Friend informs you of wife's miscarriage Lets dead baby joke slip 5 minutes later
girl walks in front of you up stairs look everywhere but in front
Sees same unknown Person every day Waves Hello
pretends something interesting is happening across the street so i don't have to say hello
Goes in for a hug on the wrong side Thinks about it 2 hours later
Make college meme feel included
Friend starts talking to someone you don't know Pull out phone and pretend to text someone
whispers 'i love you' to someone's back Wasn't A Whisper
travel back in time to the beginning of the universe ask the first man you meet 'Doctor who?'
lie awake in bed cringe as you think of all the awkward things you said that day
walk past someone in hallway
see pretty girl iq drops 50 points
say something conversation ends
Makes a popular meme  hopes that people will like him now
starts laughing snorts
MAKE JOKE ON FACEBOOK CHAT SPEND 10 MINUTES FAILING AT EXPLAINING IT
teacher leaves small comments on paper fears reading
curious to know if someone is in the stall 2 away from you and you bend down and look they are looking right back at you
forgot what supposed to do stays there until remembers
see cute girl trying to get into my apartment building
holding in fart on date at movies same muscle causes erection
only one in store cashier staring
'THE 2-MILE RUN MEASURES YOUR AEROBIC FITNESS AND ENDURANCE OF THE LEG MUSCLES.' sudden need to take a sh**
TEACHER IS NOT AROUND FORCED TO SOCIALIZE
falls in love with girl on xbox live she's on the other team
See someone you know in public Find out they deleted you on facebook later that night
Pull up at trafic light turn down music
Copies other peoples popular memes to get on front page
tell a joke about asians to an asian
SPEAK IN REALLY HIGH VOICE realize it ANd go to a really low voice
You take your dog out for a walk
Try to write a good comment at a picture get 1 like
Sibling throws huge party hides in room
hot chick talks to you  SUDDENLY FORGET WHAT LANGUAGE YOU SPEAK.
rehearse conversations still end up awkward
Accidentaly goes to friendpool.net subscribes
Walking by your crush Look at the ground until she's gone past
actually raise hand in class for question you know the answer to in class Teacher calls on someone else and picks you for next question that you don't know the answer
HAVE A MEETING SOMEWHERE YOU'VE NEVER BEEN ALLOW YOURSELF TIME TO GET LOST
long texting session with girl not sure when to end it
ask friend out on a date they say they thought you were gay
That socially akward moment When you realize you're a socially akward penguin!
see's a group of kids from school Hides under dashboard
likes girl best friend is going out with becomes silent whenever around either
Get message from girl asking about thai restaurants in the city thinks she is actually interested in thai food; recommends restaurants and leaves the conversation at that
sneezes in public farts in the process
STare confidentally at hot stranger look away and pretend to do something else as soon as she looks back
World of warcraft?  That Game's for nerds
Don't receive any facebook notifications in 2 weeks. Realize status updates are defaulted to 'custom'
sees ex girlfriend at party sends text to her instead of talking to her
sits in window seat
Took hot girl to the game  friendzOned on kiss cam
if i leave too soon
in dressingroom
try to act casual look very suspicious
Needs to use restroom while parents have company over holds it in
express your love for anime everyone laughs
in love with a girl tell her on facebook
farts silently in crowded room accidentally sharted
friends are fighting Awkwardly shut up
girl stares at you pick nose
tries to quietly yawn in class weird noise comes out of throat
spends 10mins thinking of witty tweet no retweets
first dinner with gf's parents food keeps falling off the fork
Dunno how to spell a word vrites rilli bad inglish on p&#248;rp&#248;ss
open wallet ready to pay not enough money
See someone from your class at a party discuss the latest homework assignment
Thinks of comeback stutters
I went to a party it was my own and no one came
walk past strangers pretend to text to avoid eye contact
sees cute girl on facebook she's 17
taking a dump in a public toilet flushing to disguise noises
is that a light switch or a Door bell? Guess I'll go upstairs in the dark
Reading socially Awkward Penguin on the internets awkwardly socializing with Penguin
conversing with girl and subject runs dry cant think of subject other than videogames
but I 'm a creep  i'm a weirdo
suddenly leaves chat to play skyrim tells later you had a bad connection
flatmate : 'It's saturday night
FRIENDS FROM WORK invite you to play xbox live unplug mic and say it was broken
gets scammed $1.9k sorry my mistake
Buy nothing avoid eye contact
SCARED TO FALL ASLEEP IN CLASS I'M GONNA FART
someone sleeping
Talk frequently online avoid eye contact
late In class
gets 300 free texts doesn't use any
NOTICE FRIEND DIDN'T HEAR WHAT YOU SAID AND JUST SMILING UNDERSTAND HIS SITUATION AND SMILE BACK
writes a wall-post to popular friend he removes it cuz hes ashamed
Meme generator down Instantly thinks blocked from site for posting Unfunny memes
Starts talking to a someone doesn't realize they are on the phone
Comments on someone's status no one likes
WALKING DOWN STREET PLASTIC BAG WAFTS INTO FACE
like my status if you think im cute. only family members like.
somebody at party is putting on my jacket i was going to loose it eventually anyway
someone likes your comment instead of replying they hate you
ENTER QUIET SHOP FEEL GUILTY NOT BUYING ANYTHING AND LEAVE
Leave for an event 3 hours before it starts arrive half an hour late because of public transport issues
embarassed if you didn't understand Them Same If They Didn't understand You
Use Drive thru Say its 'to Go'
Try new shoes  i have to buy them now
makes joke in class no one laughes
Adds friends girl friend on facebook to be nice Doesn't make contact
Post Friend a funny SAP on FB Unfriends you
Told at restaurant 'have a nice meal' response 'You too'
GETS GIRLS PHONE # wONDERS WHY IT ONLY HAS 2 DIGETS
Found a girl who likes video games better marry her
doesn't like interacting with others becomes internet meme
Expecting phone call Turns off phone so they can only leave a voicemail
Take a fast shit for everyone to think you only pee
wears red shirt & khakis to target leaves IMMEDIATELY
Turn light off before walking out of room can't find the handle
ex-girlfriend deletes you on facebook stalk her on friends profile
Makes funny joke Laughs Harder than audience
Cute GiRL SMILES AT YOU look down
Sad that no one was commenting on last few facebook status updates realize privacy was set to 'Only me'
Post on forums edit 10 times then delete post
finally gets text from girlfriend 'We need to talk'
Gave a girl a love letter misspelled her name
Your birthday
Goes to the birthday party only knows the person that invited you
Worries endlessly about making shit awkward. Quickly apologizes.
SUSPECT SOMEONE OF USING REDDIT DON'T SAY ANYTHING BECASUE THEY MIGHT SAY 'WTF IS REDDIT?'
a pretty girl comes to say hi! debate between shake her hand or kiss on the cheek
sees another person in the bathrrom pretend to take a pee
Cute girl aproach Forgets how to walk
'Happy Birthday' 'thank you
HIT ON A GIRL AFTER 15 MIN OF FLIRTING HER BOYFRIEND SHOWS UP
realize i've been walking the wrong way on campus say 'actually' out loud and turn around
Can only make conversation with memes
'have you watched the film 'Gays say no' ' no
refer to yourself as 'the boss' nobody gets the joke. NOBODY.
wALKS  out of handicap stall  handicap person waiting
CARRY SKETCHBOOK TO FEEL LIKE ARTIST NO DON'T LOOK!
walking home from school
Girl Tells you that she's into you do nothing
phone rings. answer. unable to say hello.
TELLING FRIENDS ON SKYPE 'BRB WATCHING FAMILY GUY' really just need that late night wank
Sees girl i know looks in every other direction
Holds elevator open for someone It's not their floor
try to avoid eye contact with a classmate get caught doing it
Ask teacher a question teacher claims to have just answered that exact question
Lock the door Few sec later
Misses bus by a millisecond pretends finishing marathon
Get a blow job she cums first
raises hand to greet person Raised hand too early
expect a hug and a kiss not even acknowledged
IN LOVE WITH WOMAN FRIENDS WITH HER HUSBAND
hot girl accidentally likes your status fap fap fap
cant delete meme panic attack
Meet girl in bar but dont ask for phone Number Find her on facebook
Fool around with girl for first time Kill the mood by taking 15 minutes to get her bra off
see people at urinal goes to stall
attractive person talks to me don't respond. it's a joke anyways.
meet female friend after 3 years panic
order Mcflurry at wendy's
order a pizza online
Cashier takes wrong order eat it because you don't want to say anything
Sits with crossed arms
Shortchange Negro gas station clerk 'my bad'
Makes Eye contact while eating banana deep throats banana
Mom and dad start to fall asleep quietly start too maturebate
watching a movie Parents walk in at the only sexscene
make basket in basketball other team's basket
STOPS CAR AT A RED LIGHT LOWERS VOLUME OF RADIO
Notice colleague behind you in hallway Power walk after corners
'Have a nice flight' 'YOu Too'
Facebook friend posts about someone's death Click the Like button to show support.
reads mein kampf  is a quarter jewish and half polish
Prof assigns Partners to analyze why a specific ad is racist Partnered with black student
FIGHT WITH A DUDE ON THE ROAD STOP NEXT TO HIM AT STOPLIGHT
Walking with earphones Stop breathing cause you think people hear you
Someone uses public toilet right after you Did you flush?
Family over for a visit? Time to Catch up on that book.
TEACHER: OKAY CLASS GET A PARTNER FOR THIS TASK OH SHIT.
Fart around other people only time it ever smells
facebook says friend is typing for like 2 minutes they respond with 'k'
think you heard your name yelled keep walking just in case it wasn't
finish test first and walk down lecture hall steps to hand it in don't fall don't fall don't fall
Play cards with cute girl think she's in love
Playing Mario Kart like a god when suddenly you realize Wrong screen
uses the following word regularly: thus
new kid in class gets more friends than you
Happy 9/11
want to talk but too afraid to start
girl sticks out hand REFLEX: BLOCKs TESTICLES
driving with the windows down turn down music when car pulls up next to you
poke removed from facebook no longer communicates with girls
somebody laughs in public think its about you
Friend attempts gangster handshake dumb enough to accept it
Everyone else sings Happy Birthday quietly waits for cake
use cleverbot as conversation practice
Creates Meme doesn't post it
King of workplace humor works from home
Receives complement from stranger Blushes and tries to change the subject
burst into song while doing random task window was open the whole time. neighbours heard everything
ask someone to ring you dont pick up
Teacher asks: 'Who wants to go first?' anybody but me!
i dont hit on women i respect them too much
4chan TEMPORARILY not working life has temporarily no meaning
hear someone complain about a creeper feel bad for the lonely creeper
sees friend in  store reads food labels when they pass
knows hipster barista in real life doesn't realize it
Get asked to go out dont
Hit on Hot Friend
Think of good SAP Too worried it won't be funny to post.
successfully flirt with girls  on facebook
Accidently comment twice double the thumbs down
Watches the baseball game in silence at a party Doesn't follow sports
need to get out
Girl says she thinks you're nice buy wedding ring ASAP!
Go over to friend's house for dinner don't know how to grate the cheese
Make original content Noone laughs
'She's hot' 'that's my mom'
You hear grunting coming from parents room? STAY IN BED!
HAS A CONVERSATION WITH SOMEONE HAS NO IDEA WHO THEY ARE
*person bumps you* 'my bad'
LETS EVERYONE THINK THEIR BABY IS UGLY IN FEAR OF SOUNDING LIKE A PEDOPHILE
Parents go to bed buffet in kitchen
Where do you live? At home
Gets a mic for video games always keeps mic off
WISHES HIS FRIENDS WOULD TALK ABOUT VIDEO GAME MUSIC INSTEAD OF FOOTBALL
'how are you?' thank you
starts to talk to a girl she's looking the other way
FINISHES WATCHING THE MATRIX TRIES TO BEND SPOON
WISHES THE STUDENT BODY WOULD READ MANY POSTS IN THIS MEME PERHAPS THEY'D UNDERSTAND THEN.
Someone heard that weird sound i made better make some more so they don't think i'm a freak
Someone says hello to you in passing assume they are talking to someone else
PRetty girl saYs hellO 'ThAnK you'
Last one to leave work to avoid having to say bye when leaving
Friend mentions movie tries to remember funny scenes to prove that you saw it
Someone has a MULTISYLLABIC name and aren't close enough to have a nickname never uses their name for fear of sounding awkwardly formal
NEEDS TO GO OUT WAITS UNTIL THE NEIGHBORS LEAVE TO AVOID INTERACTION
Orders Takeout food With a script
cracks up school lunch table with dirty joke Teacher makes you repeat it to her
What is your FAVORITE cHRISTMAS MOVIE? dIE HARD
'Congratulations' 'You too'
someone calls your name from a distance debate with himself if he should call back
thinking of creating a meme realise you are not witty enough to match  the ones already there and give up!
In class calls teacher mom
creates a party for fraternity thinks jenga and twister will get him laid
Says bye to everyone and leaves the room Forgets something and goes back in the room
pretends to be talking on cellphone to avoid meeting someone in the street cellphone rings
wants to ask the teacher a question calls her 'mom'
stalking girls facebook pictures
SITS ON THE TOILET TO PEE BECAUSE IT'S MORE COMFORTABLE WAITS FIVE MORE MINUTES SO OTHERS THINK YOU ARE POOPING
SAYS HI TO CRUSH MAKES THINGS AWKWARD
See someome you know walking in front of you Start walking slower so you dont have to talk to them
Everyone else has stopped laughing you're still laughing
Say goodbye to someone  walk in the same direction afterwards
Tries to hurry up stairs for others behind Trips
girl tells something about her knows already from 'internet research'
Remembers top text
has enough experience to make a socially awkward penguin meme
alone in public place gets a cellphone and act like you're texting someone
keep texting friend but no response avoid eye contact next day
Car blocking crosswalk better turn around
STARTS BROADCASTING ON TINYCHAT NEVER USES MIC AND ONLY TYPES TO COMMUNICATE
Hey how are you? Hey how are you?
come up with witty quote in your mind somebody else steals it
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Leaves laptop in locked room for 5 minutes switches tab to google
hear people talking about you pretend you did not here them
Makes bad meme no one upvotes it
Couldnt escape to my room in time Now  i have to socialise with parent's guests
in a meeting starting sentence someone also starts sentence and gets all attention
'Do i have any volunteers?' moves uncomfortably
Tells mom that he is gay as an aprils fools joke mom says that she thought so
sees crush throws bread
someone in front of the elevator takes stairs
returns to phone after hours no texts
Happy birthday you too
Needs to make a left turn makes three right turns
Enjoy the show you too
walk past group of people become hyperaware of body movements
i have that shirt 'me too'
guy uses adjacent urinal leave before done
says 'ok
'Dine in or take away' 'Savings please'
I'd do anything to get my dream girl except talk to her
Sees someone misspell a word doesn't want to embarass the person and makes the same mistake on purpose
TALKS TO ANYone Goes red
trys to make friends with people at work managers ask you to a meeting
Have fun at the beach you too...
Wants to tell a joke can only speak in meme
Hold in sNeeze  Comes out mouth everyone thinks you farted
Boss asks if he can talk to you about something 'Well i had a nice time working here while it lasted'
Gets a gym membership Hides in the bathrOom instead of working out
'You're welcome' wait They didn't say thank you
Hot girl says hi looks behind him
NO IDEA ABOUT CONTEXT STILL AMUSED
WHAT'S UP? THE SKY
Notices sudden bad smell in class sniffs around
Try retucking shirt in public looks like shoving hands down pants
posts in popular thread thread goes quiet. Never posts anything again.
have no problem texting with her act like moron in front of her and her friends
accidentally turns on fan in bathroom people think you're making poops
walk to public trashcan with trash in one hand and cell phone in the other accidentally throw away cell phone: leave it there
plays kill confirmed all night only two confirms
Can i see your id? no thank you
Random person at a party asks 'How OLD are YOU?'  mistakes it for 'How are You?' and says 'good'
drops pencil under desk Accidentall puts head On classmate's lap
LISTENS TO CLUB MUSIC HAS NEVER BEEN TO A CLUB
stare at the ground powerwalk
find mirror  practice passive agressive murder eyes
post funny status no one likes
TEacher calls on me to read can't answer. too busy staring at floor
pause in conversation goes to the bathroom
Is asked 'Do you want cash back?' tHINKS HE IS RECEIVING FREE MONEY
hey how are you? not much.
-Drinks Redbull- Redbull does not give you wings
Make long educated post delete because of grammar mistake.
Has legendary Party In World of warcraft.
POsts he's depressed on facebook No new notifications
Makes meme about self
Wins lottery too scared to cash in ticket
girl asks for a hug definitely wants me
Friend borrows ipod finds kesha
girl kisses you on cheek you kiss these pants goodbye
go to party make a plate of food and then leave
change schools Nobody notices you left
Socially awkward penguin thinks he understands doesn't understand
Reported a glitch in the 294th level of a game. Adrenaline Rush
Forgets password to facebook Doesnt matter
sees hot girls flirts by talking about star wars
Pulled off Hilarious April Fools Day Joke forgot march had 31 days
family compliments you on how much you can drink
walks into friends room in dorm without purpose hangs out in silence just observing what the friend is doing
posts status about 'facebook cleanse' realizes they have no friends to delete...
Makes joke black guy in the room makes a tsk sound
stares at hot new interpreter  interpreter now thinks he is deaf
Teacher calls on me while half alseep pretends not to be able to see board
All tables at school cafe taken sits by self on ground
trips on own feet apologizes for falling
talks to someone no reply when they are looking at you.
SHORTENS 'PATRICK' TO 'PATTY' PATTY IS A WOMAN
'Hello
watch movie with girlfriend hot chick in a bikini pops up
Just came out of the brony closet! Got laughed in my face...
Meet a stranger in the elevator search for something to look at
Man holds door in front of you- you thank him as you walk away
bomb dive into pool to impress girl land on her
someone else in is the university restroom pees in toilet instead of urinal
Closes blinds at bedtime Hopes nobody outside is watching
out shopping with mates hair done
gets a friend request from a really hot girl asks why she added him if they don't know EACH OTHER.
'Dude you should be more confident when you talk to girls.'....... ......'Dude you should maybe tone it down
sits in class all year without answering a question decides to answer on last day of class: voice crack
says lol when someone tells      him  a joke in real life
Ticket Lady says Enjoy the show 'you too'
Gets wished a happy birthday says it back
Someone says 'thanks' reply 'thanks'
flirts with hot girls on facebook doesn't speak to any of them in person
Raise hand for high five get ignored and act like you're waiving.
realizes that socially awkward penguin is his biography
sees crush fakes to text someone
opens laptop in class forgot to turn the volume down
SWITCH PHONE ON AFTER FLIGHT
partner project does it alone
aCCIDENTALLY STARTS AWKWARD CONVERSATION mAKES IT MORE AWKWARD
wants pizza  not enough to call in the order
throws rubbish into a bin a foot away misses
i want to like a facebook post but i'm not actually friends with this person
Someone says
get lost in new scHool hide out in bathroom
get introduced by wrong name respond to new name
makes one letter mistake deletes whole word
Put headphones on pretend not to hear them
HAPPY BIRTHDAY THANKS
Back row of seats Full didn't want to go to class anyway
just finished pooping
GIVES MONEY TO A HOMELESS PERSON 'HAVE FUN!'
see someone you know on concourse walk the other way
greeting 'how you doing?' reply 'how you doing?'
Hot girl waves
feels cool cause' getting out of class to pick up the cellphone farts before actually leaving the classroom
Here or to-go? Yes.
USES COMMA
Happy Birthday! 'Thanks
Sees fellow whovian Writes bad wolf while person leave for bathroom
'enjoy your movie' you too
Friend's parent is driving you home suddenly Forget where your house is
'ARE YOU ON YOUTUBE?' 'I'M ALWAYS ON REDTUBE... I MEAN. YES.'
Arrive early to party wait in car until after party starts
say brb while txting spend next 5 minutes thinking of what to say
looks at girls cleavage looks everywhere else to cover it up
See Female Friend for the first time in a while Give her a handshake
going on first date forget wallet
Forgets lyrics takes a sip of beer
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE SCREAM YOUR NAME IN THE STREET AND YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO
Ignored by crush still thinks he likes me
Finds courage to speak spit bubble
arrange skype time  forget how to talk to people
someone falls down stairs asks them how their day was
needs to tell the boss something waits til he leaves the office and sends an email
people walking in front of you try not to walk in step
You walk into a party  silence.....
Waitress: 'enjoy your food.' 'thanks
Take-Home Math Test Get some wrong on purpose so it doesn't look like Cheating
Forget there is no work monday for MLK day Apologize to Black coworker
sENds meaningful text to the wrong person
Talk to friends about cute girl for hours Spend zero Hours talking to cute girl
that awkward moment when  your awkward moment joke wasn't awkward
QUOTES MEAN GIRLS NO ONE NOTICES
GENERATES MEME uSING PICTURE OF MYSELF
gets caught dancing in car stops immediately
only goes in store because he has a gift certificate pays with cash
Wow that's a really nice drawing  i know
Watch the office Relate to michael
cashier forgets to give you change walk away like you didn't notice
No food in fridge tries freezer
Friends on left and right of you start talking Lean forward until conversation ends
Buys a drink at local store says to shopkeeper 'can i have this?'
wANTS TO FEEL LIKE WEEKEND WASN'T WASTED MAKES A MEME
driver tries to unlock car  pick that exact second to open car door
'Hi
CUTE GIRL LOGS ON FACEBOOK CHAT
comments on someone's facebook picture no one comments back
'Hi how are you?' 'yes'
Compliment on someone's cooking sprinkle a ton of salt ON it
Go on facebook has to look up what 'bff' means
FRIEND WANTS A HUG GET A BONER
reply 'yeah' to someone talking to you realize they were asking a question
Pokes doesn't get poked back
friend's birthday checks how many posted 'happy birthday' on facebook
not sure if gangster music or techno music
Tells joke and nobody hears tell again
Thank Person for awesome gift gift NOT FOR YOU
Gift Giver forgets to remove price tag feels self-CONSCIOUS about low price
offer your bus seat to a pregnant lady realize she's just fat
Meme Gets Up Voted made whole day
Wants more attention from friends Comments on year old facebook posts
All your friends leave pretends to be soulfully thinking
GETTING OVER A FICTIONAL CHARACTER AWKWARD
Taking a dump in a public bathroom splash makes noise
At movies with parents feels responsible for rowdy teenagers
Sits by you all semester Still doesn't know your name
cant find what you need in a store leave without asking anyone
ALONE IN HOME CLOSE BEDROOM'S DOOR
Some girl waves at you! you Wave back to her! not really waving to you
asked if dating that girl panics
long line in mens room your turn at urinal
texting girl you like save every message she sends to look back on later
Bored on facebook puts 'TBH' as status and gets no likes
'hey how are you?' 'sup'
RUSH TO HELP SOMEONE AFTER EMBARASSING ACCIDENT EVERYONE STAYS BEHIND AND WATCHES QUIETLY
Type Long Facebook Status Worried Noone will 'Like' It and post Meme instead
Get a Facebook friend request socially awesome
Client changes idea to create twice the workload. Say anything? NOPE
RUN INTO PERSON IN THE HALL MOVE THE SAME WAY
passing each other in hallway she says sorry
Walks into bathroom to poo
IMportant talk wrong person
GIRL TALKS TO YOU YOU already know what song's gonna played  at your wedding
Friend says something that isn't funny stare at him awkwardly
Ask how not to be awkward Take post down after one minute when noone replies
'I'm sorry' 'THANK YOU'
Can't understand what girlfriend said reply with 'i love you'
in love only my cousin
Phone rings Doesn't Answer
Paper or plastic? yes
hi five gets ignored pretend you were going to scratch your head
Goes out every weekend  On d&d adventures
Posts comment trying to be funny realizes isnt funny
SOMEONES MESSAGE ON PHONE ATLAST... ITS YOUR PHONE BILL COMPANY
Hey
SEES PRETTY GIRL ENTER BUS HOPES SHE SITS NEXT TO ME SITS NEXT TO ME SAYS NOTHING
stammer while telling truth oh god they think i'm lying
Orders food Online From the parking lot
hey You coming to the party 'what party'
people chatting at party smile alone
texts all friends inviting to a party 0 replies
Running Late to a Meeting Door was locked
Sit across from SOMEONE YOU KNOW 'THAT SEAT'S TAKEN.'
Makes new meme Only gets one upvote
Someone asks 'Oh hey wassup?' i reply 'oh you know
walk into mannequin 'oh
not sure when to use hand shake
get congratulated 'thanks
sociability is hard enough for me
'You're so quiet' Person walks away while trying to think of a response
girlfriend breaks up stalk her on facebook
Girl compliments you log off facebook
WE'RE ALL FRIENDS HERE USES MEMES TO COMMUNICATE
Visit girlfrien's facebook to message her exhale after you see you two are still in a relatioinship
HAY GUYS WHO WANTS TO HANG OUT GUYS?
Girl in raid finally talks on vt silence
Call Goes To Voicemail Pretend you aren't freaking out
FREE BuRRITOS! One store only Goes to a different store to avoid the crowd
Post something on facebook 1 like
Hot Girl Alone in elevator guess i'm taking the stairs
types meme in english still don't know what language to take below
girl gives number at bar call but dont talk to her
Did you wash your hands before the meal?
Call joe's name four times he's wearing earbuds
gets cool new free tshirt is afraid to wear it because is too nerdy
Coworker says they're going to a funeral this weekend okay have a good weekend
empty chair by hot girl sit in back row
Remember they are always more afraid of you than you are of them
GET GIRL IN ROOM ALONE AT PARTY 'i REALLY LIKE YOU'
Joins skype call during livestream doesn't say anything
On phone with sales person 'okay
moving through a crowd point hands to where you are going
Has timeout and first Down throws ball forward out of bounds
Text Girlfriend about Annoying Roommate Texted roommate instead
Finally: First Kiss First Thought: Start A Family
SAYS THEIR GOING TO BED EARLY sECRETLY FAPS FOR AN HOUR
see something cool in real life try to 'like' it
get's mad when people skip him in line does nothing
'hey
mean to type :) type ;) instead
MOM SAY DONT STEAL DOESNT STEAL
post meme generator quote as staus friends find out you got it from this website. avoid social INTERACTION for a month
Compliment girl on how she looks Calls her fat
spin instructor says find a partner look down and pretend you didn't hear
have a conversation with girl you like check cellphone or watch every 3 seconds
Talking shit about a hot girl at the party music stops
waiting for love this movie is going to be released on november 8th
Girl gives you her number It's your phone number...
fart in elevator crush enters next floor
get up before everyone else leave quietly to not wake anyone up
Write first comment actually 3rd
notice landlord's fly is open tries not to look
Discovers onlineclock.net Phew
getting hair cut akward SILENCE
Hug Girl wearing 'free hugs' shirt Elbow her in face
somebody leaves take their seat while it is still warm
at costume party only one not dressed up
I try Hard
19 memes 15 upvotes
something is stuck between your teeth since morning nobody told you
realizes no one's looking while you're talking pretends to be making funny mouth noises
occupy wall street avert gaze when banker friends walk by
makes extended eye contact with someone i may know no one says hi
Watches Video in Breastfeeding class Cant look
girl scouts selling cookies in front of store pretend to get urgent call on cell phone
has friends from all over the world that he plays farmville with
dress up and go out no one looks at you
Fantasy football? Is that soccer between orcs and elves?
play the game by yourself
hears neighbor leaving for work waits until they exit building before leaving for work
greeting time at church only greet family
Group talking Interupt with a weird question
waits 15 minutes Outside public restroom it's not a single
EAT one fry at a time when i'm with people to look civilized eat 15 at a time when i'm alone
While shopping
says bye to friend they walk the same direction
lively text conversation with attractive girl propose to meet silence
asks girl out forgets they have a bf
buy new trousers wear old ones
Doesn't have friends to eat with gets a to-go box
buy pc don't know specs
hears a famous person died that they have never heard of puts a facebook status 'RIP'
MOVE DESK IN OFFICE POSITION SCREEN SO NO ONE CAN SEE IT
FIGHT WITH A DUDE ON THE ROAD STOP NEXT TO HIM AT STOPLIGHT
finally your turn to talk voice cracks
tells jew jokes to jews
Point at people's car because it looks like yours Hide your face when they look at you
talks to hot chick thinks of 20 better responds later
Erik Saar
fart outside the car on a date drag smell into car with you
new girlfriend leave room to fart
Someone waves at person behind you you wave back
Someone likes his photo logs of so he doesn't have to talk to them
What's UP? GOOD
housemate not home tonight stay in room anyway
Make 'Y U NO' joke to coworker get corrected for bad grammar
DOESN'T LIKE CHILDREN still afraid of being suspected a pedo
Spends five minutes typing out a text to girl Nevermind too risky
nearly gets caught masturbating continues
think someone is waving at you wave back and you find out that they were waving at the person behind you
Hottest girl on campus wants to grab lunch 'No thanks
ask girl to lunch via text message don't eat all day waiting for response
walk past 'cool kids' in street take out cellphone and pretend you're texting
Walk into lecture 10 minutes late Professor interrupts class for you to take a seat
Ex Girlfriend sends happy birthday Try to send thanks
POSTS INTERNET JOKES IN SCHOOL ONLY I GET THEM
too many people to be  social on facebook
DROPS PEN IN LECTURE GOODBYE PEN
leave a comment spend 10 minutes checking grammar before pressing send
Make video watch it four times before deciding not to upload it
School dance  Stands in middle of dance floor do nothing
walk past hot girl forget how to walk
REceives complement from stranger Blushes and stumbles away
looks intently at crush look away just before crush notices
Boy coming over GLare
how are you? not much
Get late-night drunk text from a girl that I like Mispel wordss on purpoes to mak it seem lik i'm jus as drukn
Waiter says 'Enjoy your meal' Say 'You too'
THINK FEMALE CHARACTER IN GAME IS HOT EXCUSE FOR PICKING HER IS THAT SHE IS FAST
DON'T SAY ANYTHING IN CHAT HOPE FRIENDS WON'T NOTICE I'M MASTURBATING
will you go out with me nevermind
Stop to talk to friend in street they carry on walking
finish exam early waits until someone else finished to go turn it in
like someone better ignore them
Has all pokemon except the ones that need to be traded to evolve
hot girls dancing stay sat down solving a rubik's cube
Working outside fart with no consequnce
Itch Inside nose Kid in class accuses of picking
NEW MOVIE GOING ALONE
Girl txt'd me ;) whaddaya reckon? text back 3 days later that battery was dead
masturbating in room friend walks in
There’s a club if you’d like to go
'sorry there isnt any gum left for you' 'thats ok i didnt want it anyway'
Meet your friend's sister pretend you're on the phone to avoid conversation
'What's up?' 'Pretty good.'
get called back for encore totally out of songs
Meet your future wife in a bar She’s a prostitute
1 friend on fb Chat send message 0 friends online
HAve birthday everyday Loose all your friends
mojojojo has no friends and he owns a cape. therefore i am mojojojo.
take photo with girl in cool costume hoverhand
Play noble talented wizard no recognition
posts witticism on Facebook nobody comments or likes
someone calls you quiet just smile
A GIRL ASKS TO COME OVER TO MAKE DINNER 'I CAN MAKE DINNER MYSELF'
playing pc all night TURNS LIGHTS OFF SO PPL THINK YOU'RE NOT HOME
goes to illegal brothel orders a cheeseburger
Created my own meme No one found it funny
go out without any makeup on run into crush
'have a good day.' me: 'you're welcome.'
Only hit on by dudes not gay
Stanger occupies the urinal beside him 'how's it hanging?'
Partakes in a Movement Cannot understand why they said or nawwwww!
Makes memes to impress friends Loses social life in the process
Tries To compliment someone upset on facebook compliments their brother
SAY HELLO 'PARTNER IS OFFLINE'
IS STRAIGHT ASKS GAY FRIEND WHY HE ISN'T HITTING ON HIM WHEN HE JOKINGLY HITS ON THEIR OTHER STRAIGHT FRIENDS
PROMISES TO PRACTICE CONVERSATION AND LEARN A NAME EVERY DAY ALWAYS FINDS A REASON TO MOVE THE GOAL POST
THINKS INTERJECTING PHRASES LIKE 'DO A BARREL ROLL!' WILL BRING HIM BOOTY
HAD THE TIME OF HIS LIFE AT A BAR LAST NIGHT. OVERHEARS FRIENDS DISCUSSING HOW MUCH OF AN OBNOXIOUS PRICK HE WAS AT THE BAR LAST NIGHT.
Its your birthday!!!!! Changes date of birth on facebook in the hope no-one knows its your birthday
elbows girlfriend in the side Goes to comfort her with an arm around her
sleeps over at a friends house
CONTACT SPORT IN GYM CLASS FAKES HEADACHE IN ORDER TO AVOID MAKING HIS EMBARRASSING MOTOR SKILLS KNOWN
goes to party with the goal of a girl and some head sees girls but ignores them
Holds door open for a girl Elbows her in the face
SEES MARRIED MILF WITH HER TODDLERS RESENTS THE TODDLERS FOR GETTING TO TOUCH/BE TOUCHED BY HER
Walking very slightly faster than the person in front jog for five seconds to overtake without feeling like a pervert
bumps into mannequin apologizes
TRIPS GETTING ON TO BUS APOLOGIZES TO DRIVER
Someone coming to house fix treadmill better have a drink so i can talk to them
Pretends that don't know something just to start the conversation
Crush asks me what my hobbies are Tells him 'the internet'
box office cashier Tells you to enjoy the movie Says 'You too'
haS TO USE A BATHROOM
'I've got a text!' Service provider
Already said goodbye to friends Take a longer way to not meet them again
Likes a status from 5 days ago brings it back to everyone's feed
No reply from message on facebook sends message again
SWAG SWAG SWERVE
extremely cute guy from first period sits down next to you on the bus FAInt as he tries to talk to you about break
Hugs bro Both have boners
about to have a handshake hand is sweaty
own birthday party third wheel
Doesn't get the joke looks around to see if anyone did
Accidentally says i love you to crush APOLOGIZES
holds a girls hand she gets an erection
whisper something dirty into my ear KITCHEN
SEES ATTRACTIVE GIRL AT CHECKOUT LINE GOES TO A DIFFERENT LINE SO SHE DOESN'T THINK I'M STALKING
teacher asks mathematical question raise your hand and she moves on
Sees a killer  whale in the distance Swims towards it
does 95% of the talking in a conversation doesn't get the hint
post fb status delete it afterward
Goes to public restroom too afraid to pee in urinal; uses stall
Like your own status to feel popular create multiple accounts to like your own status
enters to a secret society 'so
Accidentally touched girls hand no longer a virgin
Meeting up with friends Leaves late so not the first one there
Calls sTore to see if they have An item Go a couple hours later so they don't know it was me
cleaning lady is at your house hide in your room
company comes over for someone else sit in the same room and pretend they're your friends
Phone goes off in class Starts yelling to cover up the sound
Try's to help friend in math Gets all the ANSWERS wrong
tries to make friends acts like a completely different person
tells someone happy birtday on facebook checks to make sure other people are too
I gtg *appears offline*
Says Hi Doesn't know what to say next
'see you later' 'Thank you'
Hot guy at gym introduces himself Panic and introduce myself  With his name
how are you? hey
someone farts in the stall next to you laugh your ass off
Talking to someone on facebook goes offline
'short answer' section of quiz writes a 4 paragraph essay
On TOILET  loud fart comes out
Meets new Freshman 'so do you like to party?'
DECIDE TO DM THAT CHICK HAVE NOTHING TO SAY
dont understand what kids in class are laughing for just laugh and nod anyway
Would you like mild or hot salsa on your nachos? 'Yes.'
someone says 'bless you' after sneeze atheist
Hairdresser keeps on cutting your hair way too short just sits tight and smiles at her
receives a present he doesn't like smiles
on a date with a hot girl realise you had tomato sauce around your mouth the whole night
Someone starts to read shirt stands akwardly
makes shitty memes hopes you vote for them
upvotes his own meme gets downvoted a 27seconds later
Goes to take a shit at school guy walks in halfway through
help some random girl to carry a box drop the box
Someone's standing  in your way and they don't hear you say 'excuse me' turn back and go the long way
Decide to make clever meme wish there was a delete button
Skype group call listen to each other breathe for an hour
LAUGHS AT OWN JOKE NOBODY ELSE IS LAUGHING
Starts hitting on 24 y/o girl at beach ReaLiZes she's 13
Waves to pretty girl old lady waves back
Playful yo momma joke Person reveals mother is dead
fall over in public and lagugh no one notice think u are crazy for laughing
Dining out alone Constantly checking watch pretending to be waiting for someone
takes photo becomes meme
Doesn't speak for a little bit. Forgets how to start a conversation.
DIALS INTO CONFERENCE CALL WHEN CALLED UPON
Tell colleagues about scary youtube video about ghost girl who dies in car crash. Send it to everyone. boss' parents died in a car crash
teacher calls by the wrong name doesn't correct them.
'You apologize to much' sorry
what's up? good
withdraws cash at atm says thank you
Someone says hi to you from far away don't have glasses on and don't know who they are.
sOMEONE ASKS YOU A NORMAL QUESTION STARES
OPEN A MESSAGE NO IDEA HOW TO REACT
'well i have aspergers syndrome... so it's not my fault i'm like this.'
tutor starts randomly asking reading based questions heartrate increases 588%
uses the stall to pee to avoid another man using the urinal next to him
sees bread aisle has a group of people in it walks around til people leave aisle
got off train at wrong stop didn't get back on
Go to wish dad happy father's day happy birthday
Sees a nice pair of jeans doesn't even walk in to store
use handicap stall in bathroom comes out and sees man in wheelchair
leaves home cleans his shoes on the mat
friend should come soon hoping he'll cancel
bangs ex girlfriend falls in love with her again
hot chick sits next to him leg starts twitching
finally gets with a girl penguin Realizes afterwards that she's dead
want to make a funny socially awkward penguin meme can't. everyone's judging me.
Makes meme spell check
Waits an hour to respond to a comment Realizes someone responded with the same comment and apologizes
sits next to a chick you can see his boner
have to fart release it slowly while fanning
GETS INVITED TO FACEBOOK EVENT WAITS FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO RESPOND BEFORE CLICKING YES
Waitress says thanks for coming replies 'no
Is seeing some guy when his birthday dinner rolls around still feels the need to ask if she can sit next to him
Hot Waitress Feebly leave number on receipt
Not sure if in right place park down the street until you see someone you know drive by
Restaurant forgets sauce with your order Doesn't say anything because the waitress is hot
Awkward discussion GOES TO THE BATHROOM TO ESCAPE IT
DECIDE TO STRETCH LEGS IN LIBRARY ACCIDENTALLY STROKE FOOT OF PERSON OPPOSITE
triple j presenter only programs LOLpop with lyrics admits to never listening to lyrics
Submits first post on reddit 0 upvotes
asks someone out they have headphones on
touch my abs they are so soft
'So what are you doing for mother's d-' Suddenly Remembers THEIR mother died
goes for high five rejected
sees someone you know at a restraunt hides
Get in wrong side of car pretend to look for something in glove compartment
tells joke to group only one laughing
5 minutes late to class sits outside and waits for break
what's up? pretty good
Waves to cute girl she asks if you're waving to her
Start falling asleep in class during  holocaust presentation
gets wedgie from chair constantly adjusts to fix it
sees reflection think it is someone else and look away
Hanging out with lady friend a wild boyfriend appears
check hair in parked car window driver waves back
makes eye contact with guy across the room  stare at ceiling
Met dream girl on the sims
Some one takes out a camera leave the party
Walking by the girl you have a crush on qwop
Person asks if you and YOUR CRUSH ARE GOING OUT SHE LAUGHS AND SAYS NEVER
picks up disc at frolf course accused of stealing
Birthday Punches? More like Birthday Handjobs
'Get to Class!' 'You Too'
Daydreaming on a crowded train between stops 'mum
Sees Cute girl in hall Takes alternate route
everyone talking about christianity atheist
that moment when you're reading sap... and you think to yourself
Stretches to subtly demonstrate athletic build dislocates shoulder
finally thinks of and posts a good meme then sees the exact same one right after
Has two cute girls on his sofa they start to make out with each other
texting at the urinal puts phone away when someone walks in
Can't see friends on rec floor Pretend to receive text and walk out
Go to a party and sit to smoke hookah Blow into the hose causing huge mess.
friend says something you don't agree agree anyway
Subscribes to public updates Doesn't Add as Friend
asks girl name and what she does .............
Find out about sex offenders ban Checks facebook
states an opinion nobody agrees with changes opinion
uses friend's name as fake girlfriend when talking to stranger stranger knows her
SAYS JOKE AND NOBODY CARES SOMEONE ELSE SAYS IT EVERYONE LAUGHS
congratulates friend on Marriage divorced months ago
SPILLS FOOD ON SHIRT SAYS TO HIMSELF OOPS SORRY
gets waved over by cASHIER Waves back
TRIES TO CREATE FIRST MEME nevermind
buy a really cool hunting hat every one thinks it's weird
THat'll be 22.00
Too afriad to push stop button on bus get off at wrong stop with stranger
Notices small mark on screen Spends 2 minutes trying to rub it off
Didnt goto school No one noticed
meme images not loading hit refresh until i see mine
Write a long
flirts with hot girl all week gets set up with ugly friend
get into college 5 asian roommates
makes eye contact come at me bro
TROUSERS ARE LOOSE CANNOT TOUCH BELT BECAUSE PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU'RE TOUCHING YOUR CROTCH
CUTE GIRL SAYS HI TO THE GUY BEHIND ME
girl moves her hand in for hug high-fives it
Use 'sorry' 10 times in a sentence In an effort to sound polite
Runs out of pop at a restaurant doesn't stop someone to ask for a refill
Nobody likes your funny comment on facebook instantly assume you accidentally offended everyone
Friends dad ask's for help Walks away
Starts the slow clap has Gonorrhea for life
some one stole your pencil without knowing  to scared to ask for it back
FRAPES SELF TO LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE FRIENDS
getting a haircut from a woman she stands in front of you
NOBODY LAUGHS AT JOKE DO IT FOR THEM
tries to create fb list create group
Has a great idea; No one to tell it to acts it out
Makes plans with old freinds Afraid that they wont like you anymore
Finally made a facebook HAve to read through all the 'hey you finally made a facebook!' wall posts
let's go outside!
someone says hi to you they said hi to the person behind you
Wants to post successful black man meme afraid people will think I'm Racist
Thinks the UK has the best musicians Pretends to be british at school
Told to retrieve a left handed screwdriver Spends two hours looking for it
Meet hot girls from unfamiliar college Google says its a christian bible school
See girl i like in lunch room Eat lunch in the bathroom stall
sees people they know slaps their elbows
Goes to Hang out with friends during lunch Ends up going alone to the Library
someone fallows for more than 10 minutes  so turns on to a random street
hot girl smiles at you look away and yawn for some reason
Ask about girlfriend broke up yesterday
likes every comment to own facebook posts thinks people GENUINELY feel gratitude
I have all the diseases! Get to doctor
Friend a girl on facebook check out her mom's page
makes meme never submits because scared
get drunk at university change university
Tries to help a stranger posts their personal photos on internet
Girl asks for phone number gives the product code instead
no new notifications feels depressed
BASKETBALL ROLLING TOWARDS LEGS DUCKS
Roommates have a party stays in bedroom terrified to leave
intimidating Dude exits
Spends lovely evening out with girl wakes up after dream
I hate my dad oh
lays in bed for hours thinking about perfect thing to say to crush next morning you give her an awkward smile and a failed attempt at 'Hey'
Goes to drop off resume SETS OFF BUILDING ALARM
asks attractive professor a question forgets question when eye contact is made
someone coughs 'Bless you!'
girl smiles at me they must be mocking my hair
to friends: I would totally hit that to self: i would worship her like a queen
walks funny always trys to copy other peoples' walks
gets invited to a party on weekend spends the week worrying about it
Picks Up chick on friday night... ...to bring to hospital for alcohol poisoning
goes to wendy's orders a mcflurry
friend notices you in public 'why are you so awkward?'
'LET's HANG OUT' NEVER HEARS BACK
finished showering forgot towel in room
steps in doo scrapes on someone's stairs
That awkward moment when no one besides yourself can relate to your awkward moment Still tells everyone who will listen
you check your headphones are in the right way round looks like your checking for ear wax
someone walks in bathroom wait to finish pooping
just got in public bathroom stall hear someone else come in. tell yourself 'i didnt have to shit anyway'
'hey how were your classes today?' 'normal'
sings loudly in room discovers housemates are still home
Get home at same time as mailman kill self
TRIES TO STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION ALL THEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT ARE CELEBRITIES AND SPORTS...
You keep using that meme I do not think it means what you think it means.
walking through crowd alone says 'excuse us'
eat banana in front of people get awkward stares
RecEIves text From GirL Sits and Waits to respond in order to avoid looking desperate
Hot assistant at dentist hgnow ugh ouu ngooing?
Accidentally Get off full elevator on wrong floor Wanted to Take stairs anyways
get the courage to start talking to cute exchange student can't understand her
knows combination can't open locker
Doesn't understand slang quickly searches on google
Take headphones off to talk to person walking past Person says hi and keeps walking
requests wrong stop on cyride gets off and walks the rest of the way
Closes door when pees no one home
girlfriend out of town
actually goes out for a drink with work peeps! goes on facebook
person next to you drops their pen both of you reach for it at the same time
Telling joke Only remember the end
Knows it's not the last stop Still gets nervous when everybody else gets off the bus
Goes to a jesuit university is an atheist
Someone else silently farts in class 'I hope they don't think it was me.'
Too weird to hang out with the normal kids too normal to hang out with the weird kids
'hey what's Up' 'good
Accidentally runs in to someone shouts 'oh my god' instead of apologizing
put on too many blankets i'm hot!
show up at party
Takes bottle of free water during a conference Feels like stealing
SALLY SIGNS ON
sUPPORTED GAY MARRIAGE bE4 IT WAS COOL
Trip while walking Quickly look around to see if anyone saw
THAT WAS A BAD JOKE I'LL JUST WALK AWAY NOW.
Goes to Superbowl party Brings favourite bowl
'What's up?' 'not bad'
got sweat stain on shirt  smells it
acquaintance discovers reddit deletes entire comment history
Wishes black roommate a happy Mlk day apologizes for  his loss
meets hot girl and uses her as wanking material can't look into her eyes anymore. She knows...
posts 'who wants to hang out?' on facebook only reply is socially awkward penguin image
says brb not going anywhere
think of witty comeback fast enough to use it feel like ninja
answer a question realised it wasn't for you and pretend you were talking alone
MEeting a Friend in public comes home to see on facebook that
Hot Girl sits beside HIM in library Moves
Girl smiles at you in subway you smile back and get off at next station
meets GF's female flat mate for the first time i hope she's not hot
Fart Pretend chair made nose
Aks someone to dance Don't know how to dance
likes a guy stalks him for 6 months instead of talking to him
Calls girl on skype Uses text chat
No one likes status on facebook likes status
Taking a dump in a public restroom wait 'till someone uses the hand dryer to start
movıe has no sound on openıng credıts clıcks on volume bar to check sound
MAKES RISKY TRIP FROM BATHROOM WITHOUT A TOWEL falls down
Has to fart in toilet cubicle next to someone else uses toilet paper as silencer
makes joke about girlfriend checking out a random guy while shopping finds out she dated him
Someone types 8008 in calculator Instant boner
Ask a question avoid all eye contac
Make eye contact with someone in elevator apologize
haven't spoken to someone in years feels too awkward to 'like' their facebook post
Plays game on phone in public Hides it whenever someone walks by
opens door says thank you
Tries to write Sopa themed meme Makes a fart joke
hot girl sits down beside you in class look straight down at desk for the rest of class so she doesn't think you're creeping on her
get into a routine police check feel like  a guilty mass murderer
Don't tell people your birthday Because they'll forget it anyway
Pays something with atm card doensn't have enough money in the account
i love gatherings But i DOn't like people
accidentally dial a stranger the stranger thinks they can help you dial the right number
DEVOURS FINGERNAILS HIDES THEM IN FRONT OF CRUSH
girl posts on my wall definitely gettin some
NEED TO LEAVE APARTMENT
COLLISION COURSE WITH PERSON AWKWARDLY DANCES WITH THEM
someone else farts in the room looks suspicious by trying to not look suspicious
Sends something to the wrong person panics
Presses the Close door button in the elevator pretends not to see you
FRIEND RECOUNTS UNFORTUNATE SITUATION omg THATS TORRIBLE
Get audible B.M. in class Rub stomach pretending you're just hungry
Farts loudly in silent classroom tries to explain it to teacher
Congratulate one of your friends birthday on facebook Realize that it was not that friend who had birthday
Goes to family reunion Listens to ipod the whole time
'How was the birthday?' birthday's not for another ten months
plays 3ds at new years eve party
getting something explained to you in a dream felt rude for waking up
DIDN'T GET JOKE LAUGHS ANYWAY!
Gonna say goodbye to someone says goodnight
ask if anyone will do something on facebook a person you don't like answer yes
Posts socially awkward penguin meme in shady nonsense waits for notifications
telling what other person said use silly voice
SAYS SALAM TO NON-MUSLIM QUICKLY WALKS AWAY EMBARRASSED
sees someone steal my blanket pretends to look for it
I don't alwyas make meme's But when i do i use the wrong one
sees cute guy on okcupid talk about memes only sends a picture of SAP in first message
go to toilet at middle of night don't flush in case you wake up residents
Get an erection during class Accidentally flips desk
went to pee and didnt wash your hands pretend you are drying them in  your pants while getting out
Conversation AWKWARDLY ends yawn
Create thread no one responds
thank you for the present Uhh...I didn't get you one
read socially awkward penguin memes relate to every single one
Sitting on Computer
takes massive shit in public bathroom toilet won't flush
doesn't ask what you want for christmas gives you meme card
Calls friend... they text you back
Gets asked if you're from overseas because of accent Never even been to Canada and the accent is a lisp
plays duck-duck Goose doesn't get picked
Say hello to friend suddenly squawk
can't find what you need in store leave
perfectly normal movie *parents walk in* on only sex scene in movie
Life is a series of awkward moments separated by  people saying 'well
finishes second part of the exam review forgets first!
Walk down hall alone looking for friends... see none then pretend to remeber something before changing directions
Comments on facebook post with ongoing conversation conversation abruptly ends
Sees all socially awkward penguin post agrees with all
'THANK YOU' 'YOU TOO'
Accidentally drool  Try and discreetly cover it with your arm
Uses pokemon references to pick up girls It's not very effective
PINGU PINGU?
Friend comments on new profile picture expresses gratitude through meme
wants to get in shape lift 2l soda
first day of job only white guy
proudly hand in test first f-
Posts something on facebook 10 minutes later realises its stupid
Realize disturbingly high correlation between 'socially awkward penguin' and self post status about it on facebook
Can't decide whether to hug or high five friends WAIT IT OUT
rests head on female friend's leg while on long overnight bus ride FALLS ASLEEP AND DROOLS ON HER LEG. LEAVES A WET MARK.
try to be romantic Sound like a serial killer
Walk up to teller Forget how to deposit check
SEES YOU BROWSING rEDDIT IN STUART BUILDING WALKS AWAY WITHOUT Saying anything
Bank installs Screens in Drive-Thru Closes accounts and moves to new bank
Prepared good questions for next seminar too shy to ask
see girl you once talked to in hallway whip out phone
somone gets in the  way says sorry
Open door class in session
GOT OFF ON THE WRONG FLOOR OF THE ELEVATOR DOESN'T get back on
was the last one to add to the joke laughs alone briefly and looks away until everyone moves on
Trips while walking in front of strangers turns around pretending to look at something that caused it.
Smile to a cute... ... animal
Like girl too scared to do anything about it
Yawns with mouth closed everyone notices
SETS UP FACEbook groups to avoid embarassment Sends it out everyone anyway
smartest kid in class purposely gets a b so doesn't have to do valedictorian speech
checks facebook spends 2 hours judging own profile pictures
Someone says hi
everybody is hammered fake drunkenness
receive text from cute girl wait a while to text back so you seem busy
Open a friend's Blog it has the same theme as mine
forgot ipod password will not get it fixed because he thinks people will judge his music
Ask someone how their dog is Dog died
Send facebook message to cute girl No response
have Something in common
always uses the stall
FARTS IN AN OPEN AREA A FRIEND COMES BEHIND TO SHAKE HANDS
CONFRONTED W/ SOCIAL SITUATION 'I DON'T FEEL GOOD'
Goes to talk in socratic seminar Teacher moves on to next question
SAY HI TO A GIRL end of the conversation
gets invited  freaks out about not being invited
Didn't hear what The person Said Laugh like a hyena
read text to self LOL in room full of people
bragging on facebook about your first time at chess club
carefully crafts witty comment to acquaintances facebook status deletes it
See cute girl reading great book that you just read say nothing
Needs to use a tissue at school Sniffles and wipes nose constantly instead
Make socially Awkward penguin Nobody likes it
SETS EXCELLENT NEW RINGTONE NOBODY RINGS
'bless you' 'thanks
No need to reply to text writes 'k' because it's rude to ignore them
LOOK IN THE MIRROR REPEATEDLY REALIZE HOW STUPID YOU ARE LOOKING AND GET (EVEN MORE) NERVOUS
First Kiss clack teeth
trip on a stair run up the rest of them
there is a spare seat next to you they prefer to stand
hug girlfriend from behind not your girlfriend
join co-op multiplayer server play alone
'i love you' Thanks
SOMEONE TELLS A JOKE YOU DIDNT HEAR LAUGHS ANYWAY
ordering at drive-thru rub arm and bounce leg the whole time for comfort
goes to by snacks at corner store doesn't have enough money
sits alone in public pretends to text someone
waiter gives me wrong food guess i can stomach sweet potato hash
realizes says 'ahh' after every sip Does not drink anything for the rest of the day
of course I'll save the internet from censorship! Oh
hOT NEW GIRL COMES TO APARTMENT COME LOOK AT MY BOOKS!
share links to impress friends friends have seen links long time ago
Someone mispronouces your name You legally change your name accordingly
idea taken post anyway
answers question on tumblr questioner is self
taking a dump CAUGHS WHEN SOMEONE COMES NEAR TOILET
First one to finish test wait for someone else to finish before turning it in
gETS ON BUS tAKES OUT A BOOK TO READ
Hears black dahlia murder song Every time anyone says 'The window'
Get ready for bed. Someone else is awake in the house stay up until they go to sleep.
SOMEONE POSTS SAD STATUS ON FACEBOOK LIKE IT
clicks 'maybe attending' for event on facebook already had plans to stay at home and look at memes.
bell rings they come to get me!
knows your name never uses it just in case
PERSON BUMPS INTO YOU APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY
girl gets off machine just as your workout is through stay five more minutes so she doesn't think you're following her
Leave card at the bar Afraid to go and get it
Modesty  is the best policy
*awkward silence* So...about that assassins creed
Go's to bathroom cannot go to bathroom
waiter delivers food to table 'have a good evening'
Texting always send last message
NOTICE OWN FLY IS DOWN Do nothing so not to attract attention
Says brb
say bi-ces-ter pretend you meant it
seems less like a funny meme more like a journal
wait all day for girl to call..... too nervous to answer when she does
Join reddit
'Enjoy your movie' 'you too'
has no life 'likes' everyones stati
fart in bed remember you're at a slumber party
Friend talks about some random stuff 'yes'
Page counter  up! Realize the couter tallies you...
The Awkward Moment When Someone Asks U Meaning of a Foreign Word
coworker says 'company wide' email was sent out you did not receive
Nothing to do... creates memes of friends
goes to friends hau5 on halloween gets on the computer and doesn't say a word the whole time
BUY A MICROPHONE TO COMMUNICATE IN VENT SAY NOTHING ALL NIGHT AS USUAL
ORDERS FOOD TO GO HAS NOWHERE TO GO
Recives Text On Cell Phone 'Download free music at www..'
Misdailed number operator sounds disapointed
Can't think of HALLOWEEN costume Uses meme instead
fall on face face says sorry
gOES TO COLLEGE PARTY STAND IN CORNER SIPPING ON RED BULL
I'm on pleny of fish anonymous
Forget friend's birthday don't talk with them for a while
Farts in elevator Admits it me
Goes to store and hasn't showered pray no one you know is there
skip school on picture day every year
get caught picking nose pretend you had an itch
leaves wall open to public deletes all posts from friends
say goodbye to friend 'nice to meet you'
ARRIVE AT PARTY WITH FRIENDS ALL OF THEM SPLIT TO TALK TO CUTE BOYS
Friend says to upvote rage comic over facebook you do and realize everyone on facebook knows you're a huge nerd now
HOCKEY PLAYER SCORES A HAT TRICK DON'T THROW OUT YOUR HAT
Someone waves
sees cute girl online makes status update with hidden meaning
TELLS JOKE IS THE ONLY ONE THAT LAUGHS
Cute girl at the cash register
Come home from a day full of meetings Fly was down the whole time
whats your FAVORITE film? thinks of impressive scary movie
GET ASKED FOR DIRECTIONS BUT DON'T KNOW THE AREA RUN
ticket line empty uses credit card kiosk anyway
Walks slowly down the stairs trips when walking on level floor
goes to say cute girl's name accidentally says mothers name
Make a meme only post on friends' facebook pages
BOTTOM TEXT OH WAIT
very small change remains after payment stay there
Gets error while generating meme 'Whatever. it was a horrible meme anyway'
wants to mess with teACHERS reads PHILOSORAPTOR
GO TO HOMECOMING PLAY AIR HOCKEY THE WHOLE TIME
finally gets a guy friend he moves away
get panhandled call 911
making out with a girl 'hey
think about an awesome comment in a girl's photo can't comment cause you know her that much
go in for a kiss She wanted a hug
Post awkward facebook status blame on facerape
recognize death metal dave too afraid to say hi
Happy birthday thanks
get caught picking nose pretend like face was itchy
Video Chat declined... 'I know you're there' They log off
think about an awesome comment for post don't post it. people will find it too weird.
say goodbye to friend after hanging realize you're going the same way
Someone unexpected knocks on door Hide in closet
caught in a crowd wishes everyone was dead
Goes to public place to meet girls too scared tO make eye contact
see only person from high school at college avoid eye contact keep walking
roommate has friend over hide in your room
Live alone still lock bathroom door when using toilet
Friend stop talking to you on facebook chat Continue messaging them anyways
Has friends on facebook but only because of sims social
See cute neighbor girl doing laundry dont even introduce yourself
give someone advice in a forum they act like you're not even there
SAY BLESS YOU TO THE GIRL NEXT TO YOU SHE COUGHED
didn't get what i wanted gives perfect rating anyways
says goodbye walk away in the same direction
Tell a joke even ali does not laugh
bARBER GIVES AWFUL HAIRCUT 'tHANKS
dOING GROUP WORK
does not know the meaning of a word in a conversation but still nods
ASk Girl fOr cEll number get home and try to text fake number
claims to be a blogger only uses tumblr and only repost other people's shit
You see your friends Wait
Lobby outside office is crowded coffee... later
think of something awesome from two conversations ago assume everyone knows what you're talking about
All window seats on bus taken stand entire trip
homecoming game/dance work concession stand instead
'what time does class start?' 'Time to get a watch.'
Realizes out of toilet paper uses toilet seat protector
takes a shot of liquor everybody else sips it slowly
PHONE RINGS pRETEND IT'S NOT YOU. TAKE A MESSAGE.
Have a real life birthday boyfriend has reddit birthday
Ask gramatical question: A or B? Both are inpropper grammar
Class gets a task to read and goes silent Stomach growls
SEES NICE YOUNG LADY CHOKE ON MY NOOODS
Hot girl sits next to you on bus put earphones in
Tell funny joke to friends Only you are laughing
want to poo hold in it until back home
It's my money get it to me soon okay
talk to girl at party constantly look at her boyfriend to check if he's okay with it.
80 friends on facebook 80 people who are you friend for free farmtown gifts
cute girl asks for number wat
Homeless man asks for money End up giving him a 20
'Nobody saw that' Everyone saw
Tells awesome joke Asks someone else what it means
Make it through entire day fine Zip up pants on the way home
goes into store sees hot girl there walks out
goes to friends house never uses bathroom
Start Dancing You're asked to Stop
Post prolife comment on reddit Get downvoted into oblivion
clerk at movie theater says enjoy your movie 'you too'
ask where the toilet is get lost just by listening
Goes to party with gf and sees ex suggests threesome
'thERE IS no one to talk to' has 100 friends online
FAT KID WALKS TOWARD YOU HIDE CHIPS
comment on someones picture jokingly person takes you seriously
This Is Socially Awkward Penguin Just reminding people because it's not being used correctly lately
Ticket person 'enjoy your movie!' 'Thanks
COWorker sends funny
say goodbye to friends omg i'm sure they're talking about me now that i'm gone
Teacher asks you to hand back assignments Panic as you don't know names of anyone in class
FLIRT WITH YOUR FRIENDS' AVATAR ON SIMS SOCIAL FEEL LIKE a PERV
Whats up? Not too bad
Ask for Directions in Italy say 'Au Revoir' Afterwards
random tries to push drugs on you Not right now
Car drives towards me while crossing the road stop and wait for car to pass
Live with roomate communicate on facebook
try introducing school friends to uni friends they don't speak all night
log off facebook log back in
Have to take a shit farts
someone asks for help at store point at an employee and say nothing
A Boy finally asks you out reject him because you don't want inevitable break up
GIRL ASKS YOUR NAME FORGEt TO ASK FOR HERs
see other people walking towards the elevator guess i'll just take the stairs
attend concert with 40
introduce yourself to someone
make socially akward penguin poster     penguins face is covered
Leaving church
Pushes the wrong button with someone else in the elevator gets off on the wrong floor
quietly avoids annoying friend and they ask whats wrong
sees lots of 'comic sans' hate comments doesn't have idea what is 'comic sans'
Hey shane! Name pronounced shawn
Drink is empty at restaurant too shy to order another one
Puzzled by lack of reddit karma... only lurks
cute girl gets in elevator with you
ORDERS FOOD AT DRIVE THRU SIT IN PARKING LOT TO EAT IT
Sends text calls to make sure text was received
Puts maths methods reference into song  Is not sure whether It's cool or not...
long line in front of you at drive-thru hear speaker
introduce yourself 'oh hi
Everybody talks about how fun their holidays were
Forgot to wash hands after taking a dump Shake Hands anyways
First sleepover at friends house couldn't take a dump there
Finally find courage to ask out girl She says no
ready to dance have to go to work
Lean in for kiss Break chair and fall
make pointless point laugh to cover it up
Walk back into class Realize it is the wrong class
Some you know sits next to you dont talk to them and send a picture to your thread
grandad logs onto skype wait two minutes then change status to away
someone answered my google form i have a new friend
Plan to meet girl at mall Say anything other than hello when you see her
See someone you know at work DONT TALK TO THEM
Hear bathroom door open while in a stall Make noise so they don't try the stall door
run out of things to say at dinner ask how their meal is
Show SAP to Mom She didnt get it
Medic ubers you with nothing to kill apologize for not killing anything
Drink some rootbeers pretend to be drunk
premature ejaculation i'll be on my way
Thinks of something witty to say Use advice animal meme to avoid speaking
Calls a Wrong Number Says 'See you Later'
ugly outside even uglier inside
Partner isn't there in class mini celebration inside
Reply to my own reddit comment on alt account get excited at orangered when i log into main account
sass...i'll give you the sassing of your life in a folder on my computer that no one will ever see...especially you
Walks past random stranger in the street reduces headphone volume by half while they pass
correct spelling mistake do another mistake
Read memes Lookup terms on urban d
girl leans in for kiss at end of date panic
Go to movies on Christmas with parents wolf of wall street
Wants to get a tan Doesn't want to take his shirt off because of how white he is
Has Birthday on second day of field Trip starts to clean the bathroom at 23:50 to avoid contact with the others
Friend says thank you reply with sorry
MEETS NEW EMPLOYEE NAMED 'JOSH' KEEPS CALLING HIM 'JASON'
Sends video snapchat about being awkward forgets to turn sound on
HITS ON GRANNIES AT THE BUS STOP GETS BRUTALLY REJECTED
Pastor makes everyone sHake hands in church Become atheist
wants to tell her she looks nice hAS STARING CONTEST WITH FLOOR INSTEAD
can we still be friends
Sees nice guy on empty closets too nervous to tell him he looks nice
get asked out by gay guy want to seem accepting so you say yes
see high school crush several years later still smitten
Tried to hide fart in class by dropping textbook at same time Dropped the book and everyone looked at me. then Farted. Loudly
Has sex with girl while watching hercules
Anyone want to trade young girl pics and vidz? Send to receive. Only of real girls
Coughs after guy accidentally blows smoke in my face 'Sorry'
Dad tells me he is going to a funearl Wasnt thinking and replied with 'Enjoy!'
EATING A CRUNCHY SNACK IN public feels everyone can hear the crunchy sound
talks to you has nothing of any relevance to say
Oh my love I love you so Forgot to turn off mic
Looks up dragon custom folder icon gets something else
waiter brought the wrong food act like nothing's wrong
met a girl online for a booty call still have feels for her 2 years later
Invited to anti-social NYE Party Can't GO
Girl says she needs to have sex with someone asap You could try a male prostitute!
Posted a meme No one found it funny
BEAUTIFUL BARMAID  fLIRTS WITH HIM tOO SOCIALLY AWKWARD TO FLIRT BACK. cONTACTS HER ON TWITTER INSTEAD
doesn't know what to say pretends to fall asleep
' I LOVE YOU ' ' YA
OH NO!!!!! WHALE!!!!!
made a meme that was too edgy and can't delete it most popular meme of the day
'HI
Old Man Jokes about His age Try To Laugh Along Without Agreeing
have to shit
It's after 8 What am I
friend tells you they got diagnosed with cancer after you asked how they were doing 'that's nice'
Can't get a boner because too nervous tells crush it is too cold
Listens to loud music on headphones Headphones are unplugged. Everyone else can hear it too.
CELEBRATES BIRTHDAY ON FACEBOOK ONLY HAS 10 FRIENDS
Need a date to Dr who 50th anniversary no one i know watches dr who
Buys $600 console  plays 17 year old game instead
At a friend's party with her parents and boyfriend Both couples start to make out on the couch around you
Dylan is online - 'Hey' Dylan is offline
WELCOME TO ENGLISH 113-04
misspells a word in a meme Franticly searches for delete button
Posts hilarious Facebook Status admonished in endless literal-minded comments
HOLDS DOOR OPEN person is 30 feet away
Goes to self checkout lane to avoid talking to cashier
wants pussy goes to cat adoption center
Watches Harry Potter Imagines life with Hermionie
Crush of 6 years says 'hello' flicks limp-wristed wave & flees
tells a penguin joke nobody laughs
DEATH IN SPACE
Girl smiles towards you turns around to see if there is anyone behind you
someone waves to me its accually the person behind me
someone sits next to you in bus  too nervous to do anything
doorbell rings go into ninja mode
insults myself in my head to make a reply that couldnt make at time
thinking about girlfriend at work says 'I love you' to customer
Politely Hold door open for stranger Looks at you like you're crazy and passes through in silence
Got a fRiend request Grandma
would be willing to subject himself to a lobotomy if there is the smallest chance of ridding himself of social awkwardness
LISTEN TO MUSIC FROM SONIC THE HEDGEHOG (GENESIS) ON IPHONE FEEL SILLY ABOUT HOW ABNORMAL IT IS
ABSOLUTELY CANNOT MUSTER THE COURAGE NEEDED TO TALK TO GIRLS *UNLESS FAT
COULDN'T GET A DATE; TRAINED AND WORKED OUT
knows he might get arrested for watching lolicons watches anyway
Tried dirty talk with girlfriend said i sound adorable
ACTS TENSE AND OFFENDED WHEN RIBBED ON BY FRIENDS AND IS TOLD TO LEARN TO TAKE A JOKE TAKES THEIR ADVICE WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY TOO FAR
IN BOY/GIRL FRIEND POSSE AT THE BEACH ONE SUGGESTS WHIPPING A FOOTBALL AROUND
read socially awkward penguin memes 'someone who knows me must have made these.'
Thought yearbook comment was unique 'U Rock Don't Evr Change'
FINALLY BREAKS FREE OF THE CHAINS OF VIRGINITY FINDS COURAGE TO SOLICIT PROSTITUTE AT AGE 29
the most often ridiculed and forgotten in his group of friends but is quick to dish out more harsh ridicule when an even more awkward penguin joins the group
'iam not hungry' starving
WALKS PAST FRESHLY FERTILIZED GARDEN CHECKS PANTS TO MAKE SURE HE HASN'T SHIT HIMSELF
mother clean my room treat me like a shit
FINISHED HELPING CUTE GIRL 'THANKS YOU!'
sits at empty table retains the ability to hold a full conversation
makes socially awkward penguin memes from actual life experiences
makes memes Rip's english everytime!
Not use matlab? does not compute
doesn't want to go home With friend by bus Walks home
CREATES A TWO LINE MEME CAN'T MANAGE TO SPELL CORRECTLY
Allowed to DJ Plays theme song to 'Duck Tales' all night
grab something just placed in front of you 'that wasn't for you.'
WALKS UP TO URINAL DROPS HIS PANTS
Raises hands right before song ends in chapel doesnt know what to do
Talking to person next to you Walks into telegraph pole
go play club penguin
Sits Next To Crush ...Farts...
goes to old folks home gets erection
meet bestfriends new girlfriend a few hours ago falling madly in love with her
texting crush adrenaline rush
does gangnam style in public so many stares
About to address friend by name suddenly forgets what their name is
'you're like a sister to me' kontraklok
see  someone already chatting with your colleague in the hallway turn and face the wall until they're done
can't hold it anymore... goes into public restroom pee won't come out till restroom is empty
tall person stands in front of you on train stares at ceiling above his head
lifewatch A pro penguin
goes to a party
Jamming to 'Don't Stop Believing' in car. Biker pulls up stops jamming until biker speeds away.
Turn on the tv
Ask girl if she knows minecraft she says it's that old free game that comes with every windows computer
boyfriend loves spooning he is the little spoon
Turns on Sink To Conceal Pooping Noises
Sleeps with analyst has no idea who to discuss it with
buckle seatbelt over winter coat exhausted
Emailing friends Socially Awkward penguin pics Forgot to send attachments
Sneeze in public blow snot rocket
My Speech is tomorrow oh god! oh god!
How do you like your eggs? Cooked
cute girl asks if he can fix her phone breaks the glass
Goes to party Nobody knows me
You: 'hey man!' Friend: 'Good! You?'
saying weird things out loud thinking you're alone not alone
Tries to defend friend on facebook from what turns out to be harmless teasing by an aunt
smiling and saying 'yeah' when you've asked them to repeat 3 times already
wears penguin suit to rave doesnt  get laid
Beats an opponent sorry bro
Guy at next urinal farts 'Bless you'
Acts awkward in Groups Gets drunk
notice blind man crossing beside you
11 am needs poo at work holds it till gets home
someone goes into next door toilet stall waits for them to poo and leave
goes to hug girl hits her head with chin
Looks up awesome pickup lines spends rest of day imagining successful scenarios
pull into driveway same time as neighbor reorganize papers in glove box until they've gone inside
masturbates in bedroom mom walks in
Alone in wallmart isle when employee walks up stand still untill he leaves
Bored on facebook opens a new tab to go on facebook
grabs a box of condoms in the store goes to snack isle to not look like your just buying condoms
hot girl wears sweatshirt hasn't washed it since
10 Treadmill available they pick one right next to you
dont say bless you *cough*
15 min. cab ride only conversation is that'll be 17.95
House phone rings waits for someone else to answer
enjoys frozen chocolate banana will order something else in public
on a party bus never leaves his seat
Feeling super horney pees then doesn't feel horney anymore
Says hi to crush on facebook crush gets offline
Hot chick SAYS I LIKE YOU I LIKE ME TOO
hot girl wishes you happy birthday 'thanks
posts something humorous on facebook logs off in fear of judgement
goes to student health center for diarrhea super hot nurse does the check up
Professor gives safety advice Respond with masturbation joke
FINALLY TEXT PICS WITH GIRL OF THE MATH REVIEW
Krys is online you say 'hey Krys is offline
HOLDS DOOR FOR HOT GIRL Automatic door
sees socially AWKWARD penguin memes pretends its 'socially normal penguin'
Gets Wii fit age Higher than mom's
sees girls making memes incorrectly corrects them
mom comes behind me while i'm on the computer scroll up and down my facebook page until she leaves
Hot chick staring at you while you're shopping Mannequin
Finds queue with hottest cashier avoids that queue
Everyone knows what means 'The cake is a lie' No one know the game
write like a boss talk like a idiot
Trip over yourself Apologize to the person next to you
about to leave when someone sits next to you stay in seat to not seem rude
Hires women from binders Pays them $0.77 on the Dollar
says 'love you babe' before hanging up remembers was on phone with boss
Too gay to like girls too straight to like guys
Crush: It's a shame that i lost so many of my pictures... Me: Don't worry i have alot of them on my computer!
finally cuddles with cute ex-student her mom knocks on the door and asks if you kids want some snacks
'Hey long time no see!' can't remember their name
Response to being bullied for being gay SHOWS UP IN PINK COWBOY HAT
That awkward moment when you realize Your best friend is this guy
in the middle of presentation gets a boner
sweaty palms someone tries to shake hands
Walking by cars
dIDN'T KNOW I WAS AWKWARD  UNTIL SAW PENGUIN MEME
post a meme with a typo frantically try to delete
flaps wings cant fly
how would do you like your steak over easy
Peace sign in mass 'Oh
MY POKER GAME IS LIKE MY LOVE LIFE IT NEEDS A GOOD HAND
accidentally 'like' friend's Depressing status update. Quickly unlike. Can't think of a good comment. Get off computer.
someone farts MMMMM that smells good
Good bye hi
HIT ON GIRL IN A&E: 'COME HERE OFTEN?' SHE SELF HARMS
Turns up early for work 'Sorry i'm late!'
Accidentally sings beyonce out loud at the gym. Guy next to me Claps
Someone tells you your shirt looks good on you WEar Shirt Everyday
gets push inside the 'dance circle' immediately goes out of it
Happy Birthday Goodbye
ON FACEBOOK FOR HOURS BORED
Asks if You want to hear a story Tells it anyway
hired as teleworker web designer doesn't have internet at home
Bought a book for gf 50 shades of grey
'How are you?' 'good
have a nice conversation with someone realize they are on a bluetooth call
finds out friend was using meme generator to amuse others overdoes it by making several memes to impress friends even more
Type in a long word on a message board immediately google it to make sure you used it correctly
'merry Christmas' Thanks
Girl wants my number don't have a Phone
friends wait!!'
says goodbye to friend Friend has to go the same way
first time at pub starts convo with 'i come here all the time'.
Meets with a friend who talks with a girl handshakes with the guy and so with the girl
afraid someone might judge you for what you're buying look for the ugliest cashier so it doesn't matter
Texting an Acquaintance  when do i stop responding
Told Anti-Social. Socializes. Now Labelled Sociopath and Psycho
Waitress says to stay as long as you like Asks if he can pitch a tent
Gets a physical forgets to take rubber band off ballsack
recipient of facebook message just logged on hit send and log off immediately
agree with bumper sticker rear end trying to read others
Doesn't actually care about football cheers for a team to fit in
teacher talks about something you know very well or have great interest in don't say a word
joins in 'never have i ever' never done anything
stalking crush's profile accidentally pressed like
someone wants to talk on the phone has to plan out entire conversation so doesn't sound retarded
PERSON WITH A LAZY EYE ASKS YOU SOMETHING STARE AT THEM FOR A WHILE BEFORE REALIZING THEY'RE NOT LOOKING AT SOMEONE ELSE
Wait until the end of the day to like happy birthday posts so people will think that i was busy celebrating
gets new haircut calls off of work until hair grows back
Comes out to family as asexual They mistake it for celibacy
uses a still image instead of video on skype other person doesn't notice
HERE FISHY FISHY FISHY HERE FISHY FISHY FISHY
FINALLY GETS GIRLFRIEND CALLED HER MOM ONCE
Wearing PJs Doesn't go outside
tries to pass offering plate quickly because they don't have money drops plate. has to pick up all the money
last person to be picked up from practice and waiting with the coach for the love of god mom hurry
We are called to follow mary for it is his name we bear
tells everyone this depth chart isn't final: don't freak out Many freak out
plans summer vacation with family gets asked to stay home to watch the dogs
makes a meme notices it was already made
Girl waves
defend someone bullied get your ass kicked
Sitting in front of a friend on the bus  get off
Do you mind? Yes. I mean no. I mean yes you can
friends whisper in front of you thinking that it's about you
single for a week every female could be your soulmate
Makes a group of people laugh Wonders 'are They laughing at ME or with ME?'
Gets caught fapping to friend's sister's underwear at her funeral.
Listening to voicemail say 'bye' at the end
gets a good conversation about girls  then starts talking about spoons
HAS 99 GIRL PROBLEMS
watching a long romantic movie with a girl must fart
PHONE RINGS AND YOU DONT KNOW THE NUMBER IGNORE THE CALL
Notice friend has not contancted you for a long time Delete own facebook
Taking a monster CRap at work Forgot to lock the door
Randomly sees old friend in public 'hey
gets mentioned in a post asking why he is weird likes it
SEARCHES for hotmail spells 'mail'
walks in class
walk out of dressing room check to make sure shirt is on
Wearing contacts puts on glasses
SEES 'GRATUITY' LINE ON NON-RESTAURANT RECEIPT SKIPS PuTTING A TOTAL
in the middle of racist joke just before the end black person comes listening
Cites 'exceptional communication skills' on resume uses email to communicate with person in adjacent cubicle
if you paint some coral brown and use wooden screws to fasten it to a skull you can make a child look like a deer
accidentally Friendzones guy CTRL-Z not working
READ FACEBOOK EVERYDAY COMPLAIN ABOUT PEOPLE POSTING ON FACEBOOK EVERYDAY
goes to improv club forgets lines
reddit experiencing high server load Reads REddit wikipedia page
CALLS YOURSELF SHORT PERSON IS THE SAME HEIGHT
promises to have productive summer creates meme page instead
they havent blocked you yet? they must want you to keep talking
Gets Asked Out by Girl Lies that he is gay.
AttemPts to joke about pluralization of the word octopus Gets dIsRegarded for chocolate cream pie
starts to laugh choking on his own spit
hits on ermahgerd gets rejected
Cute girl makin your Subway sandwich says she remembers you and compliments you again Dont know if that is great customer service or she is flirting
'alright class
Know my comment will have bad grammar pretend i was posting on my phone
student from your class just before exam: 'good luck' 'yeah thanks'
at work and a beautiful girl tries to engage in a conversation with you get overwhelmed and ask the old lady behind her if she needs help
'CUT ME SOME SLACK... I'M SOCIALLY AWKWARD.'
someon standing in front of desired object wait for them to move
Likes mainstream Because hating mainstream is too mainstream
Reads socially awkward penguin doesn't relate due to spelling errors
SAys goodbye WaLks in the same direction
hang out with friends  nobody notices you leave hour early
drives to fast food restaurant eats in car
Get invited to hang out with people for the first time in months don't tell anyone in case they decide to cancel on you
meets a friendly paraplegic at bar 'those are some clean kicks man'
Meet someone nice online too shy to make conversation
sees a friend  said goodbuy to him
someone is on there way to a funeral 'have fun'
waves to an old friend from across the street realises it's a complete stranger
knows he's in the friend zone waits for girl to love him
Creates a meme meme goes to fail tier
talks to chick about last night she responds: It was fun! Where were you?
finds cute bear to put on daughters birthday cake Turns out to be pedobear
'Have a good meal sir' 'YOU TOO.....'
Asks you a question ignores the answer
Happy feet comes out now people think i should know how to tap dance
PS
see a hot chick realize she is only 14
finishes convo with 'that is all.'
Your walking with some friends and you crash into the wall
worry friends think youre on facebook too much go offline
Can't pickup chicks unless drunk can't maintain erection during sex unless sober
Weird guy wants to hang out with you avoid all forms of social media
Tell a joke people laugh at delivery
Unknown number calls avoid taking phone
Knows he apologizes too much. apologizes for apologizing.
Doesnt get the girl makes women logic memes
mom said not to talk to strangers uses as exuses of not having friends
subsribed to a magazine people magazine
admits social awkwardness to closest internet friends accidentally posts it on facebook
Try to find the shyest person in the group It's always you
go to friend's house don't interact with them & leave immediately
Doing a Psychotest on the Net: 'It is scary to talk to people' Very Accurate
come across ex girlfriend trapped
sorting hat quiz hufflepuff
nobody comments on my facebook page makes a cartoon character fan page
urinals all open still goes in stall
belts out song lyrics are wrong
went to give you a fistpump and you do a handshake
Realize you left food on top of car keep driving
Realize that social awkwardness Is usually associated with people half your age and the opposite sex
Find the courage to finally say something People freak out because you don't usually talk
Coughs loudly in class farts loudly to cover it up
Shakes hands while being introduced Doesn't know when to let go
starts singing song off radio in car with passengers messes up the lyrics
FOCKIN MEEEEAD
Terminally awkward and eccentric gain status in  a clique of hot goth girls
Makes youtube channel no subscribers
Comments: Nice photographer on a picture Took the picture yourself
Can't remember if daylight savings or not googles time
spelt a word wrong
asked out on facebook She was hacked
Quotes movie in conversation. People think you're stupid.
Sits in class      DOes nothing but stare around.
WALKS INT-  SORRY WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO SAY
saw some welsh drunks got abducted
Has been waiting to talk to you Forgot what he was going to say
Girl molested hair do i molest back?
goes to mexican restaurant orders cheeseburger
Get Denitst Appointment: 'Is 9:30 Good for you?' '9:30 AM?'
Puzzling whICH WORDS TO USE IN AN EMAIL STARTS TO WORRY ABOUT IT AFTER SENDING IT
DYING OF HUNGER CANT BRING SELF TO CALL FOR TAKEOUT
Sudden overwhelming feelings it's just allergies
Becomes an annoyingly overused meme apologises for it
MORNING 2:53pm
Likes alex acts like an idiot when talking to him
Gets money from Atm Bank You
wants to go outside runs into a door
goes to walmart buys target gift card
what's happening mate? good
before hanging up with telemarKeter accidently says 'i lovE you'
Avoid sitting next to pretty girl on bus Accidently sit next To your english Professor
So...how do i look? ;) With your eyes
goes on a night out to socialise spends all night stood in the corner unable to talk to anyone
Brings soup to Work Forgets to bring can opener from home
are against immigrants shoots norwegians instead
doesn't know who josh is doesn't ask anyone
has entire conversation  turns out he was talking on the phone
types a wrong form complains about miswriting
Can i buy you a drink? no
Gets older  plays off social awkwardness as being cocky
relates to socially awkward meme thinks someone is writing them about him
emails bad jokes in an ironic context gets no laughs
sees police turns around and catches a random bus to get away
makes eye contact with teacher repeatedly
i FARTED pEOPLE WALK AWAY
worried you're not making enough eye contact overcompansate and worry people think you're a creep
Guy Thinks girl is smiling at him... Later Realizes his zipper was open
walking down the hill alone take out phone pretending i have a life
Comes to a 'DON'T WALK' sign with absolutely no cars Still waits for the walk signal
slides note to girl next to him saying she is cute She ignores it so he slides it back
Quitely farted in empty office 50 people walk in!
Walks into bathroom and sees someone walks out
Opened It in Dreamweaver Dragged Crap Around
Breaks wrist at school gets boner from Vice principle
stranger waves at someone behind him waves back
Crush asks you out on date Says no
hears name called turns to see they were calling someone else
SPEAKS INTO MIC ON VENT AWKWARD SILENCE FOR 3 SECONDS BEFORE THEY CONTINUE TALKING AS IF YOU NEVER SPOKE
Janitor cleaning bathroom waits to take a shit
You really like a girl but don't know her name you wait for days until you hear someone call her by name
Butt itches Doesen't scratch
Someone sneezes God bless me
Makes up identical twin never has to learn another persons name
meets girlfriend's dad for first time with a tazer
spends all day scouting for jokes too lame for others to troll quickly posts on wall and waits for likes
walks up to random group laughs at obviously missed story
states an opinion nobody agrees with changes opinion
tells hilarious joke find out i told it three times already... still not funny
Grew MUSTACHE to be cool Noone can see it because it's blonde
cute girls asks the time whips out hand to check time
goes to party 1st one there
clapped at the end of a movie at the cinema no one followed
TRY TO SMILE SMILE STARTS SHAKING
get invited out with old friend cancels
pencil breaks while taking a test does not get up to sharpen it
GOES INTO RESTAURANT TO DINE IN RESERVE AREA THAT ISN'T reservable
Tries to troll on facebook Friends respond with deaththreats
see socially awkward penguin meme thinks someone you know made it of you
someone asks your number realize you have no phone
Goes to secluded area to go on reddit instead of going to lunch with friends
NOT ON FACEBOOK NO ONE KNOWS IT'S MY BIRTHDAY
Cute girl talks about band logo on shirt does not know band
Feel a sneeze coming on while class is silent oh god no
Pretend to answer your phone when girls walk past
Hesitant to post on reddit Doesn't want to get downvoted
tells girl he's making something doesn't want to say its for her
Tells joke in meeting nobody laughs
loudly farts in the middle of class openly apologizes to everyone
Makes joke Has to explain it
at the library and notices ex is sitting across the table stares down at a book pretending to be studying to avoid eye contact
at work
Has a phone but no numbers
girl is nice to you imagine future together with her
tries to fart discreetly sharts instead
says bye starts walking the same way
calls teacher mom and continues doing it
CAke in Office Doesn't ASK who has birthday
dancing unit in gym class has to dance with people he doesn't know
has friend that is girl act like she is girlfriend
Clown jumps out in scare house turn
First in line Last to get served
FRIENDZONED BY CRUSH again
someone points his thumb down mistake it for a fist bump
uses handicap stall actual handicap tries to get in
GETS A FACEBOOK NOTIFICATION FROM CRUSH INVITES HIM TO PLAY CITYVILLE
Say bye walk together another 10 ft
shirt ordered online ended up being too small lose 20lbs instead of sending back for exchange
Loses the game No one cares
GiRls in front of your locker Who needs books anyways
Sees cute girl on facebook tries to hit on said girl with memes
'ranch or blue cheese?' yes
'Yeah i'll have a vanilla chocolate frosty' 'vanilla or chocolate?'
cant tell if i won argument or they just dont care enough to respond
Sees million statuses about nice weather stays inside
Makes shopping list forgets it anyways
know every single word to a song. Start singing. Wrong part.
'Happy birthDay!' 'you too'
Girl is flirting with you online thinks its a guy
Posts on a crush's wall on facebook She Posts a status after
cHOKES pARENTS TELL YOU TO QUIET DOWN
Sees someone possibly able to socialize with someone else comes up first
wait forever to talk to somebody forget everything you wanted to talk about
Have been upvoting Socially awkward penguin because i relate everyone else upvotes because it's funny
login to skype answer conversation 14 hours later
Lunch lady speaks spanish nod and pretend to understand her
gives aquaintences a ride for the first time car dies for the first time
call a girl hang up before her dad answers the phone
TALKS TO CUTE GIRL AT ST PATRICKS DAY PARTY BUT DOESN'T ASK FOR HER NUMBER tAKES HER PHONE INSTEAD
plays requiem for a dream
starts the slow clap every one stares
Get asked: What kind of pizza would you like? REspond: Uhh
Helps create social political movement jerks off in the street
sits next to a fan in class prays his b.o. isnt that bad
singing in a chorus of people continue to next verse and no one else is
sees love of life saves for later
Beating my meat in my room  mom walks in
Saw girls  while doing some exercises IN the Gym Changes counting to 1000
LATE TO EXAM STILL FINISH FIRST
Grinds with hot girl at dance tells her he's not hard because he whacked it an hour ago
Finds out neighbor tokes makes a comic about it instead of talking to him
im moving and leaving my friends The transition shouldnt be tough
pretty nso student says hello forgot her name
Looking at a hot girl she looks back and you don't know what to do and keep staring
just parked the car and sees someone familiar walking by pretend to be checking something under the seat until they're gone
a hot girl sitting next to me on the bus better put on my headphones
says hi scares potential friend
posts thoughtful status against kony 2012 woops
cough to cover fart delayed fart departure
*ARRIVES AT PARTY* just kidding
tries to talk to girls they don't hear you
Has giant tebow fathead in house Manning comes to denver
SEES GROUP OF PEOPLE NOPENOPENOPE
Try new hairdo found on pinterest doesn't work
friend doesn't respond on facebook panic
Has the wealth of human knowledge at your fingertips watches cat videos instead
scratches armpit sniffs fingers
live in same house for years see next door neighbor at mailbox and they ask if you just moved in
forgets condom gives chicks aids
Doesn't know which bus to take home walks for 2 hours
about to sneeze in class stifles it
teacher bends over to help student you get an ass to the face
someone knocks on bathroom door no answer
Gets random boner in class on deck for presentation
Jokingly ask out hottest girl at school she says yes
FART IN CLASS look at people around you like you didn't do it
girl asks to eat your weiner give them a hotdog
says have a nice day! it's 10 p.m
COMPLAINS about getting down voted  gets down voted
Says good morning to Cute girl at register At 5pm
Posts facebook status and regrets it computer freezes
My parents own a condom condo
Cute boy looks at me Imagines life together
denies listening to adele doesn't know how to turn on privacy in spotify
You get up to blow your nose in a quiet class teacher tells you to stop disrupting class
only mac in a room filled with pc's
knows all his college professor's questions.. raises hand after other people have raised their's too.
goes on date with a hot girl orders less than girl asks if she's always this hungry
see's kony 2012 video too scared to repost it
POST KONY2012 VIDEO ON FACEBOOK PEOPLE WHO DID THE RESEARCH MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A MORON
wierd friend logs on to messanger appear offline
Ordered salad at mcdonals then asked a hooker for a hug
Person you don't know talks to you slur what you think their name is
Eating in public sneeze
Unit has a group project Drops unit
WANTS TO POST ON CUTE GUY'S FACEBOOK WALL RESPONSIBLE FOR LAST 2 POSTS ALREADY
whenever i cant find something it just magically appears when my mom looks
sees vote kony poster votes for kony
friend leaves the room while on skype call - leaves video running starts picking nose and fails to hear the sound of friend returning
forget my webcam is on start picking nose
uses google translate voice to order pizza
Lunch lady says 'enjoy your meal' 'thanks you too'
LEave WoW guild without telling anyone
Sends really personal text message 'Oops
Chat cute girl on facebook no reply
Pee next to someone in a urinal Finish first but wait until he is done
Posts new meme deletes it in seconds
Tries to view contact profile to creep bbm photo accidentally pings contact
Hi.  I'm Kegan PLease talk to me
Someone rings the doorbell hiiiiiiiiiiiide!!!!!!!!!!!
Doing pull ups no problem SOME ONE LOOKS
REJECTS GUY OFFERS HIM A HANDSHAKE AND SAYS 'GOOD TRY'
Reads funny website realizes its making fun of him
When in a hurry
No upvotes crawls under rock    and dies
Make really clever facebook status accidentally posted on quasi-friend's wall
see notice of death on fb page using iphone accidentally hit the like button while scrolling
Types '1st' as a comment Is comment number 10
Checking email when a new PENPAL message appears Wait 10 minutes so i don't feel like a LOSER
STOPS
MAKE PLANS WITH FRIENDS PLAN NEVER GOES DOWN
Gotta Pee! Too late....just dribbled.
see the girl that you like TIGHTEN biceps
'HEY' 'not much
Takes toilet paper to blow nose makes a lot of noise so everyone can hear he's not going to take a dump
lecturer notices raised hand and expects an answer just wanted to go to the toilet
Tell girl she looks like superwoman Just needs to take off glasses and rip open shirt
girl you like stares at you stares back and can't stop
talks to self when alone pretends to cough and clear throat when other people appear
guy who sells me the ticket says enjoy the show i reply thanks you too
Makes your mom joke to cute girl 'My mom's dead'
Meets a girl doesn't say hi to her in public
DISMISSED EARLY FROM SCHOOL GETS STUCK IN DESK
makes cameo in movie has derp face
Goes to a gym 
trips in on the stairs  acts like NOTING HAPPENED
Man says you are gay Say 'thanks'
maybe she didnt get the first i should send something else
farts silently in class: blames smell on loser kid nearby loser kid becomes boss twenty years later
pointless posts  comment: LOL
SCREEN MUNCH HOT GIRLS PICTURE TELL COUSINS THEY'RE MY FEMALE FRIENDS
Think of long  romatic speech to say to crush comes out 'i desperately want to make love to a school boy'
Listening for Mailman wait til he goes to the next house and gets mail
stare down someone you know turns out to be a random stranger
greeted with a hello   responds with good how are you?
tweets then realises penguins        can't make that sound
notices he's walking in the wrong direction pretends he got a text before turning around
Didn't get the joke laughs anyway
Have to pee in public bathroom Never uses urinol
GIVE EXACT AMOUNT Forget and wait for change
SEEs a hot girl waving... waves back realises she's not waving at you
GOING POST FUNNY COMMENT ON YOUR STATUS lIKED INSTEAD
first time making a meme randomly picks the one none likes
has crush on girl is too afraid to talk outside of class
Goes to burger king orders mCflurry
asks attractive professor a question accidentally says derp in the middle of question
MIsses handout on the way in sits through whole class without it
Happy birthday you too
need to cross road
handshakes at end of     football match says 'well played' to other    teams manager
handshakes at end of     football match says 'well played' to other    teams manager
EXPECTING A TEXT STILL STARING AT PHONE THREE HOURS LATER
Posts meme nobody gets it
Not sure if nervously attracted to me or creeped out
WISH GIRLFRIEND HAPPY BIRTHDAY NO RESPONSE
see someone you know approaching pretend to be on your phone
co-worker has an argument with boss feel guilty
Sit in the back because you don't want to dance every performer points out that you aren't dancing
gets sick on the day of every planned social event not pretending
SEES CUstomer walk in goes to the back to get away
angry boy Yells at gamer apologizes because he finds out it was a girl
comit a mistake while presenting pray for not gettin' questioned
gets complimented feels offended
went to public bathroom waited for others to leave before coming out
sits on bus puts bag on spare seat so no one sits there
pay for ham sandwhich get tuna. walk away and eat it.
Girl Calls Him Hansome Replies BAck
sitting in a waiting room stares at mobile phone trying to avoid eye contact with everyone
comments on a hot girl's status quickly logs out of facebook and avoids it for two or three days
try to step over baby gate at friends house trip
Finally gets invited to college party  has work
Talks to wife for hours on facebook ignores her in the hall way
someone asks you a questiON pretend like you didn't hear it
Thinks they've got it down doesn't have it down
CANT WAIT To GO TOWN WITH THE LADS DRINKS WATER AND LEAVES AT 12
company sent to sexual harassment training thinks it is because of him
Someone stops by to visit a family member pretend you're taking a shit until they go away
cute girl at difac sees you looking at her pretend to be looking at tv
START TALKING GYPSY JOKE IN THE PRESENCE  OF BEST FRIEND WHO IS GYPSY
'have a nice day.' No thanks.
I'M DOING IMPORTANT COLLEGE WORK
goes to strip club jizzed his pants
Go to Meeting Miss Out on Clique
Order fast food park in different parking lot to eat meal without eye contact of other people eating
Brush teeth next to someone else.  Refuse to spit first.
caught looking at girl's chest say something about her shirt
has to pee like a race horse gets stage fright at the urinal trough
Yah your new furniture looks great from your driveway
teacher calls name why can't i speak english?
walks up to a friend to say hi awkwardly stands there for a minute before walking away
Admissions ticket guy: 'Thank you
SOMEONE SAYS HI TO ME ON FACEBOOK CLOSE THEIR CHAT BOX
that guy threw spittle all over my face must. not. wipe. away.
here's your receipt
wants to give valentines card to crush  gives one to everyone
posts college meme Checks page constantly until someone likes it
posts college meme isn't funny
Leaves rose for girl he likes Does it anonymously and creeps her out
hears someone speak armenian in public avoids eye contact but listens intently
Holds door open in ball hall  alarm goes off
offers seat to woman on subway refuses your offer
comforts friend can only think of reasons why his dad should beat him more
in fish and chip shop order indian
Sees a girl APPROACHING to talk to you  Remember to smile
Go to a pub
Friend accepted No idea what to talk about now.
CRUSH IN ROOM RUN AWAY BEFORE THEY SEE YOU
Introduce friend to reddit sudden child pornography controversy
Says salam to a hijabi scurries away in shame
ask about due date woman isn't pregnant
Professor: 'see you tomorrow ben' 'Thanks'
attempt banter with colleagues realise just insulting
attending serious business meeting thinks of something extremely funny and can't stop lauging
WALKS INTO ROOM FULL OF PEOPLE HE KNOWS ONLY ACKNOWLEDGES ON OF THEM
has to talk in front of people at work asks if you would switch him shifts
sends message on okcupid doesn't know what to say
take last handout apologize to everyone who wanted one
Dont smoke outside halls dont meet anyone
Prof says Discuss with person sitting next to you Everyone starts Staring at their notes
Deletes old friend new friend request
Delete old friend 1 new friend request
falls asleep in lecture wakes up with morning glory
EXPLOSIVE FARTING IN TOILET CUBICLE sITS FULLY DRESSED WAITING FOR PEOPLE TO LEAVE
Goes on tumblr realizes i have no social life
you talk to your self  suprise someones there
Makes meme about fritzl not sure if socially acceptable
Every Day is sadie hawkins day
meets someone who has actually heard of wolf parade get defensive.
watching a war movie whoa they're shooting each other
CONFESSES TO SEXUALLY FANTASIZING ABOUT YOU APOLOGIZES FOR NOT BEING ABLE TO BE SEXY TONIGHT
Teacher anounces we'll be watching movie in class stays home to watch it to avoid human contact
holds door for someone 'thank you'
GETS A PHONE CALL FROM AN UNKNOWN NUMBER PRETENDS HE KNOWS WHO HE'S TALKING TO
Elevator finally arrives there is somebody on it...take the stairs
organises bday party cancels out of fear nobody will come anyway
JOins Xbox live party doesn't talk
ROOMMATE MAKING OUT WITH ME BETTER ACT LIKE I'M ASLEEP
tells girlfriend 'i love you' girlfriend says 'thanks'
Contacts someone There is no undo button!?
'i'm gonna download sony vegas!' Downloads movie studio
Get on wrong bart train stay on wrong bart train to not look like a n00b
Act like an ass towards everyone wonder why i am hated
Trying to start the applause no one joins
Arrive late to class and notice no available chairs Sits in doorway
cO-WORKER TELLS STORY FOR 3RD TIME LAUGH LIKE YOU'VE NEVER HEARD IT BEFORE.
CREATES NEW MEME CHARACTER INSTANT FAIL TIER
avoid people talking to you play on phone
Tries to hint at something No one gets it
Wanna fight someone Gets beaten up
... AsPERGERS
walking to mordor wild zubat         appeared
see someone trying to talk to you turn music up and pretend you don't hear
Girl waves
See girl you like stare
Comes Across other cyclists pretends he's not out of breath
Finally work up the courage to answer a question in class wrong
relative asks you... 'So
WALKING THROUGH HALLWAY
goes to disco says 'sorry' every time girl bumps into him
'My sister got all the good genes' 'Yeah
offends someone by correcting their grammar intentionally messes up so they're not offended anymore
sees hobo on sidewalk crosses street
first date with gf. stares at feet.
Someone falls down stairs asks them how their day was
Girl invites you home with words: what are we going to do? 'don't know'
Trys to look sexy at dance club Gets all dance moves from nightelf on wow
waits to cross at a crosswalk until there are no cars coming
make internet joke to cute boy BOy is not from internet
takes five minutes to compose 2 sentence text
Does the walk of shame with pride
Teacher asks does everyone understand? Raises hand. Asks to go to restroom.
Sees google street view van Falls over
Make eye contact with cute girl on the subway and she smiles Fail to talk to her before getting off at the next stop
sees crush in the hallway awkward u-turn
someone falls down stairs soo... nice weather we're having...
How are you? You too!
Ordered food from a burger joint checks number on receipt every 6 seconds to make sure  you have the right number when called
About to post comment Spellchecks 30 times and decides not to post
pulls car up to pump gas
Sneeze during class Snot everywhere
Can't think of clever title for reddit link doesn't post
bad Smell in classroom automatically thinks it himself
fINISHED tAKING A SHIT WAITS 5 MINUTES FOR GUY IN NEXT STALL TO LEAVE
Walks through group of people pretends to use cell phone
looks everywhere for phone in pocket the whole time
Guy offers heroin takes it not to seem ungrateful
walking at the beach boner
When you talk about your past get no responce
checking out at register with self swipe card machine try to hand cashier your card
at friends house all day waits UNTIL you get home to pee
Asked to hold an american flag Sings 'God Save the Queen'
Friend walks into class
ask a stranger the way to somewhere turns out he is going the same way
no one will ever love you for your honesty
Bumps head in shower while washing hair 'oops
Want to organise Night Out with friends Asks friends first
Make an awkward Penguin Poster that no one else relates to
Goes clothes shopping realises entire outfit is from this store
love of life confesses true feelings 'Lol'
No 'Pay at the pump'? time to find another gas station
Feel like someone is watching me forgets how to walk
write to cute girl no response
LAst one to die in CS:s leaves the game
tries to facebook friend coworker doesn't accept.
boyfriend stays over falls asleep on floor.
Accidentally make  fart sound during sex Laugh so hard you actually fart
Ask somebody out and they say 'no
Says hi to someone you know wrong person
Blocks people to 'seem' offline still reads convo
create match.com profile use fake info to lurk girls
catch guy staring at you he doesn't stop staring
no-one likes facebook status DELETE STATUS.
Gets card Doesn't know what to write
Talk too much to someone you just met she doesn't answer
girl posts bad rate on your facebook deletes post
ASK TEACHER TO USE BATHROOM SAYS SORRY
ENCOUNTERS AWKWARD SILENCE LAUGHS NERVOUSLY
someone comes over as SURPRISE and your not ready. you put on anything
'11:11 MAKE A WISH!' SENT AT 11:12
makes an effort not to mumble end up shouting
get a boner during school back suddenly sore
Sends you a friend request on facebook never talks to you in college
Wants Persons number 'New Phone NEEd numbers!!!' FB EVENT
SEES CRUSH IS ONLINE DISSCONECTS
loud room goes silent  for a midget just entered
Post something...no one likes it Deletes it
New To Memes starts with down syndrome joke
Everyone says hbd on facebook don't know how to thank them
Store Cashier overcharges you too shy to say anything about it. just pay whatever they charge you.
'happy birthday' you too
Posts macro thinking it's cool uses meme incorrectly
First up on Chrstimas Sit in room excited until you hear noise downstairs
Girl uses wink face shes dtf
let us offer eachother the sign of peace hands get sweaty
Accidentally Honk  Wave
Someone greets you happy Birthday on FAcebook you say thank you a month later
ACCIDENTALLY SPRAY WATER ON CROTCH WHEN WASHING HANDS Pull down shirt to avoid attention
Girl invites you over to her house. you put on nice outfit and put a condom in your pocket. Arrive at girl's house and her parents open the door and say 'hi come in.'
Drops quarter and doesn't pick it up turns corner and sees bouncy ball machine
COPY  LONG ASS URL HIGHLIGHT OLD URL.. CLICK COPY AGAIN.
Says Hi to a girl on Skype She switches her status to 'Away'
Buy nerd shirts to attract nerd girls Wears a coat all the time
Ticket salesman says        'Enjoy your movie' 'you too'
that awkward moment WHEN YOU STARE AT SOMEONE TO READ THEIR SHIRT
DON'T GO ON FACEBOOK FOR A WEEK NO NEW NOTIFICATIONS
Was going to change subject quickly shut up because you realize someone was about to say something
Socially Awkward penguin goes to party just stands there
Youuu puuuut.... one foot in front of the other
Waves to friend Friend doesnt wave back and lood lika a retard
hot girl calls on oovoo purposely ignore because of bad hair day
Finally gets a date sits at bar to avoid eye contact
Has nobody to hang out with during lunch goes to the bathroom twice
antarctica too cold tries to fly north for the winter
WENT XMAS SHOPPING BOUGHT EBRIZING FOR ME
you're the last person tagged in a facebook post freak out
needs to pee in school wait and pee in home
only you and a visit in living room goes drink water
mANY LIKES ON STATUS PRETEND TO NOT CARE
i used to fly then i took an arrow in the knee
Cute guy at meat counter buys prepackaged
Freaks out about putting warm water in ice cube tray realizes it is just going to freeze there in therre freezer
goes to Ut Austin is asian
'HOW ARE YOU?' DONT KNOW WHAT TO REPLY
Painter uses wrong shade of white on ceiling I DON'T LOOK AT the CEILING MUCH ANYWAY
Tells you shes going to bed you see her at bar with guy
[music mafia man]: kid im fking 46 years old moron rages about a boys digits and socially awkward again of saying something pedo related
'what music am I into? oh
Walk and talk next to a person realize they left a while ago
can  Realate to all SAP Except the ones about sex
'I had some more questions' 'goodbye'
waved at someone wasn't who i thought it was
Take arrow to knee Become city guard
lose your mum in crowded public place guess im walking home
Walks into a room and everyone stares walks out of room and starts crying
LoVe boyfriend more than anything  Can't express it without memes
voice cracks pretend like it didn't happen
on school bus
tries to sing along to every song Doesn't know a single lyric
Walks in front of cute girl through automatic doors makes joke 'let me hold this door for you'
Thought it was gonna be a silent fart It was a shart
TONS of empty spaces in parking lot parks right next to you
nervous about eye contact with girl stare down shirt.
That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone likes you or is just being nice
professor:'good luck on your paper' YOU TOO
saw a donation box wished i should've donated
Sees black guy 'is that barack obama?''
buys a watch It's for messing with near people
think of any situation find it's already a meme
have lunch with girl leave
Stalls Pretends there is something wrong with the clutch
poke her on facebook endlessly
Get trolled Take literally
Drinks a beer to be cool totally misses mouth
make jokes about nutrition in library person sitting next to you is a nutrition major
Waves back at friendly stranger. Stranger is waving to someone behind me.
only AVAILABLE seats are next to people wait for next bus
see a facebook button hope it doesn't tell your friends what you did
Work up nerve to attend LGBT Group Sit quietly in back whole time
orders Fast Food Order too specific for Food to come Fast
HEADBUTT PERSON IN FRONT OF YOU COMING UP FROM SAJDA AVOID EYE CONTACT AFTER SALAT IS OVER
Afraid to offend waItress Box leftovers knowing you'll throw them away
After 6 years works up courage to use toilet at woRk Clogs toilet
Sees friend is redditor sends awkward penguin instead of saying something
Type and delete the same sentence over and over again Becomes watered down version of what you meant to say so no one thinks you're stupid
Boss is online in facebook chat paranoid that they know i'm wasting time
Says something equivocal Starts to explain instantly
IN friend's car stare at pretty girl at stop light forget your friend's windows aren't tinted
Doesn't understand memes
hot girl asks you on a date run away and never look back
sees old woman standing the bus doesn't ask her if she wants to sit down on his place because she could say 'no'
Go to use public urinal  cant go cos someone uses one next to you
'enjoy your food. Let me know if you need anything.' 'Thanks! You
Dating two girls   (surely friendzoned) has to watch breaking dawn twice
didn't understand them the second time. nod your head and hope it was a yes or no question.
Goes on wrong train Waits for everyone  to leave
drop pencil while taking notes fail test
meet teacher on in corridor walk next to him in silence till you finally reached the classroom
Lock is broken on bathroom door cough everytime someone walks near to deter them
Notice girl looking at you
enjoy your pizza u2
HAND IN PANTS SMELLS HAND AFTERWARDS
wonders if cute girl wearing penguin dress knows 9gag doesn't say anything
Talks to the call center says goodbye
boring meeting fake call yourself and leave
post something on reddit that gets one downvote Delete account and make a new one
only girl you talk to It's your mom
Get invite to christmas party Don't reply for a day so they think your working
Find the bathroom occupied 'i didn't have to go anyway...'
CASHIER IS HOLDING CHANGE THOUGHT SHE WANTED TO FIST BUMP
Didn't hear what he said
doesnt brush teeth for days does once
Able to relate to all other socially award penguin memes
Show friend socially awkward penguin they DON'T relate to it
Do a meme yourself Nobody thinks its funny
GIRL YOU LIKE HUGS YOU DON'T HUG BACK
THOUGHT MEME WAS PRONOUNCED MEE-MEE
asks girl to come to his house to 'study' shes brings her boyfriend
SHARE BED WITH CUTE NON-SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN GIRL WAKE SELF UP BY FARTING IN SLEEP
meet a person from facebook in real life they unfriend you
You attend work for the first time With your schoolbag
Dad: 'your friend called! he's coming over to play with you!' runs away
bowl on up to girl you like forget how to talk
'Yes Sir' i REALLY HOPE THAT WAS A DUDE
Holds up fist for fist bump nobody moves
Wakes up at 5pm goes outside
says going to bed earlier still awake
eye contact with strange people look somewhere else then look again. ethernal loop
Quote the penguin NeVermore
terrified so dont  go
sees hıs crush feels lıke a stalker
only crush and you on train gets off train three stops early
Accidentally PUSH A DOOR THAT SAYS PULL  WALK AWAY FAST
makes out with squirrel for lonelyness gets rabies
mw3 comes out say its bad cause you cant afford it
sees black person tries to act as non-racist as possible
Someone bumps into you
comes up with meme terrified that someone else has already posted it
pURCHASES NEW aNDROID SMART PHONE sTILL USES FAULTY MEMORY TO GET AROUND TOWN
end casual conversation say thank you instead of goodbye
Teacher stops to talk to you in hallway keep laughing nervously to end conversation.
send emaIl to public list feel afraid of POSSIBLE MISUNDERSTANDING AND NEVER AGAIN CHECK MESSAGES
chokes on own spit coughs for next 20 minutes
Gets Married Shakes hands with the bride
she was this big
take a stinking dump in an airplane toilet cute girl uses it next
Good looking college girl gets on the bus
clogs toilet at friends house walks away
Go in for a hug other person goes in for a handshake
Fouls up school bathroom attractive girl in line
Wave at friend passing by in car doesn't wave back
'How was your day man?' Raises eyebrows
Sleeps all day keeps roommate awake all night laughing at memes
Cough up mucus swallow it
5 minute conversations with doorman everyday Still don't know his name
lends girl favorite pen doesn't even think of asking for it back
Restroom stall is occupied Pretend you came in to wash hands
Underestimate time needed for shared microwave Somebody's waiting.  Eat lukewarm lunch
We got that from the same site sends meme to say that
Run out of things to do on computer in class Goes to sleep on it
says 'I love you' adds 'I'm sorry'
Tells everyone about website gets asked if he knows about said website
WALKS AHEAD OF THE GROUP KEEPS LOOKING BACK TO SEE IF EVERYONE'S FOLLOWING
Doesn't recognize person in front of them Reads initials on their backpack
PLEASE DONT SEE ME
Spend Candy for ultimate power charm To precious to use them
can't respond to all comments just like them all
wonders which flatmates are in checks router for connected computers
No clean clothes and roommates girlfriend left underwear in wash goes to work in sweaty uniform.
Feel like your walking miles into the ocean Only go 15 feet
Orders out Panics about exact change for tip. Later decides to cook instead of paying delivery man in quarters.
sees self generated meme on website biggest accomplishment
create meme nobody laughs membarrased
Wants to wear red pants too worried everyone in america will laugh
Make a meme that isn't funny publish it because you cant think of anything else.
friend likes status feel obliged to like everything of his
WAKE UP           DRINK COFFEE     EAT CEREAL GO ON INTERNET
DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HOUSE I AM PROTECTED
shows friends funny video they don't laugh
go to subway person makes sub wrong way but don't say anything
walks out of store and sees a car coming keeps walking along the store until they pass by
not sure if everyone's power is out or just mine use phone to check available wifi networks instead of asking neighbor
HOLD FART IN FOR REST OF DAY
change phone ringtone keep waiting for someone to call
insults your music listens to livin on a prayer
Makes rage comment about kid in class DoeSnt post because they might be redditor
meets old friend conversation doesn't go past 'hello'
Posts picture of owning score HIghlights score in case people missed it
cute girl holding elevator door take stairs instead
Grocery shopping. an open register
sneeze on subway everyone moves away from you
friend gets on server doesn't respond
Ask her if she uses a vibrator... too                 soon
Gets 48 cents in change puts it in already open wallet to not hold up the line at dominos
Walking next to a busy road I'm a safari animal
standing next to a hot girl at a bar watc h the music video on screens
comments on someones facebook status
Browse /soc/ Too shy to post
Really excited for secret santa Realizes she has several posts about period stuff
create virtual character in game consider friend
about to cross one way street look both ways
Says to neighbor/coach
SEES SOMEONE WALKING TOWAD THEM SERPINTINE! SERPENTINE!
Someone WAlking toward them SERpeNTINE! SERPentine!
Hates her party pics Deletes tags. Freaks out and deactivates FB account.
Girl you like comes online in skype re-login in skype
'I'm not really looking for a relationship right now' 2 days later
Makes inappropriate joke nobody finds it funny
MISS THE BUS STAY ON BUS STOP TILL EVERYONE ELSE LEAVES
sitting around a table with friends  randomly touches somones foot
painting in art class with life model raging boner
bell rings i'm Not here
Sees insulting facebook comment too shy to comment
Opens google+ hangout leaves when people join it
WALK INTO CROWDED ELEVATOR STARING AT HAND WHEN EXITING MUTTER
Have playlist with only one song turn on shuffle
HUMOROUSLY Diagnoses self with social agnosia  no one gets it
someone wants you to stop something annoying make sure you do it one more time
buys a suit never wears it
Walks dog and ends up seeing another dog-walker hope to god they don't turn the same way as you
Can't remember friend's name ask them to add you on facebook
cheer for encore leave before band returns
getting into a crowded elevator pause conversation
wave and smile at a friend from across the street mistaken  for a complete stranger
Passes someone on a jog Doesn't know what to do so stares at ground
Ask cute Chinese girl out To a sushi restAurant
take picture of possession spend hours making sure you're not in the reflection of the picture
Muster up the courage to go one day without hair wax no one notices
Break up with boyfriend He marries next month
Housekeeper's husband died 2 weeks ago hide to avoid dealing with death
walk into wrong movie
Like girls status or picture hope she realizes you love her and messages you
Offers an old lady your seat on bus She reffuses it
gets skype call logs out
begins to use shampoo for hairloss people ask me if i cut my hair
Run out of toilet paper Use tissue
Negative votes on 9gag delete delete delete delete delete!!!
we only talk when we're drunk
GOT Dressed up to talk to barista Barista was off
Waitress tells you to enjoy your meal 'thanks. hu-have a good day'
Farts Silently in public      Hope no One smells it
Realize everyone can read your conversation deletes facebook
doing 55 mph in fast lane when someone tries to pass speed up!
Try to walk around somebody in your path they attempt to walk around the same direction
dressed up for halloween no one else did
girl offers you a seat next to her stands anyway
Taking shower at college when someone walks in Wait in shower until they leave
Reply to a comment on reddit comment gets deleted
Is driven to bar by friends ditches them for creepy old dude
have to give a presentation memorize whole thing
Looks at wine menu Orders the only wine he can pronounce
girls sitting next to you ask if you think they're weirD 'Yeah'
Big
Make a funny text your status hoping they won't see friend likes status
break neighbors window move away
early for party parks around block and waits
looks at friends pics on facebook Blocked 5 minutes later
sits on facebook all night talks to no one
#occupy wall street avert gaze when banker friends walk by
someone waves at you look behind you
bring up inside joke to a complete stranger
4 way stop brakes
has no social life lies about it on facebook
FRIEND ASKS HOW YOUR DOING REspond with good to avoid further conversation
raise hand every 10 minutes during class to make sure the teacher thinks you're paying attention
Starts laughing before the punchline is thankful it was funny
SEE GIRL FROM hIGHSCHOOL ON gONEWILD ASK INTERENT FOR HELP
HOTTEST GIRL IN CLASS SHOWS INTEREST FREAK OUT
Works up courage to go on omegle says nothing
Cashing Check At Bank Try Not to make eye contact with teller
sitting in quiet public place stomach growls
at least one other person in bathroon never use urinal
girl wants number say mom's on accident
text girl to come over with another guy
Coworkers are whispering oh god i'm getting fired!
See Friend at Restaurant Yell name from across the room
Walk into bathroom with all urinals full start pretending to look at iphone
girl you know from school says hi act like your texting and keep walking
HAil cab 1 friend too many
see floor do crunches
rolls joint doesn't pass
friend flirts with the girl you like not suprised
Start laughing at joke everyone stops
Flirts with op makes meme because of it
beggar in median turn right and make u turn instead
BloW load lIe awkwardly waiting for 1 nIGht stand to fall asleep
text your friend
participate in shirt wearing event Never leave the house for whole day
someone ask you to tell sth about yourself say 'i have nothing to say'
texts hot girl back in 3 seconds appears over-eager
Play magic the gathering in school cafeteria lower voice while saying Mana
go to bar bathroom and its open area metal urinal back to the bar to drink more and pray
Ask Boss which Document to change Don't check attachment
talking smack about neighbor that awkward moment you realize your windows are open and neighbor is in front yard
Worries about what people think of what's on his laptop screen Sits in the very back of lecture
thinks neighbor is dead afraid to knock on door
friend's birthday on facebook wait for posts that mention nickname so i don't get it wrong
which apartment number are you? b
invite someone as friend on facebook he declines
Walk around tha club Avoid erybody
'hey pledges! wanna come down for chapter?' no thanks
Join groupchat on skype Realise mic is not plugged in until after half an hour.
doesn't know how much to tip for enchanting Doesn't enchant gear
Hears roommate jerking off doesn't say anything...
Doesn't know what group is talking about Stays silent
No One Is Home Still Close Bathroom Door
2 hour flight sleeping tablet
Deletes facebook
Think someone is talking to him and responds back realizes they were not being talked to
sit down beside two friends chatting they both stop talking
Teacher stops talking look up to make sure you're not in trouble
reblogs seinfeld and socially awkward penguin Loses followers
replies with hahaha every time because doesn't know what else to say
Hear people in the hallway shut door and hide until they are gone
Go to the public restroom wait 30 seconds for everyone to leave before starting to pee
Text work friends - nobody replies quit job
Girl you like I.m.'s you  make small talk for hour then go to bed
person sitting beside you on a plan tries to talk to start a conversation smile
At party
Get hit by biker on campus don't react
Go to party Reduce volume
Approached by attractive and intelligent female nausea ensues
Pretty girl looks at you quickly look away so she doesn't think you're weird
ATTEMPTS FLIRTATION WITH AUSTRALIAN GIRL ASKS WHAT CRIME ANCESTORS COMMITtED TO BE BANISHED TO AUSTRALIA
In public restroom
MAKING OUT FOR FIRST TIME SPIT IN GIRL'S MOUTH
Small talk? What's that?
someone u dont know comes into skype quiet rest of the conversation
answer skype while asleep don't talk. just keep dropping cell phone
makes funny 'your mom' joke on date parents died
At a party Turn off music
walks into a public toilet goes straight into a cubicle and locks door
walks up to an empty shop waits for someone else to go in first
Hot bartender offers to buy him drinks leaves with norwegian guys
HOlds the door for an attractive girl says thank you
tells a joke forgets the end
too many people in the bathroom pretend you just came in to wash your hands
halloween sit in dark
see someone everyday always wears the same clothes..
empty seat next to you            put your backpack on it
roses are red
best friend doesn't laugh at overused joke commits suicide
downloads first mp3 immediatley deletes afterwards
at home alone lock bathroom door anyway
Group work with hot girl Avoid eye contact
HOlds the door for an attractive girl says thank you
Sees Ex on the treadmill by the exit works out for an extra hour until she leaves
Cute girl likes your status on facebook suddenly think you have a chance with her
Walking near homeless pretend to be on phone so they won't talk to you
'HOW'S YOUR DOG' 'HE DIED'
hear someone say 'look 2 o'clock' look 8 o'clock to see if they're talking about you
Talk to someone with deep accent unintentionally start talking like them
friend says you're awkward wonder all night if that's a bad thing
being generally socially awkward
That awkward moment when you're trying to explain how a song goes but you really don't want to sing it
Girlfriend not ready for sex thank god
Notice sweat patch under arms Refuse to lift arms up until you get home
girl asks for relationship advice you don't even what is this
Get diarrhea feeling in car DON'T SAY ANYTHING BECAUSE RIDING WITH FRIENDS FAMILY
Wants to be cool voice cracks
has thick voice voice is thin when talking to strangers/girls
someone somewhere clears their throat i must be doing something stupid
Fart on plane pretend to be sleeping
Saw something that makes you cry Immediately do something else to feel like a man
post a hilarious youtube link was cool on 2007
Worries about what people think of what's on his laptop screen Sits in the very back of lecture
New housemates talking downstairs stay in room and read ALL OF SAP
amanda knox freed add her on facebook
ACCIDENTlLY FALL INTO HOLE AT THE BEACH IN FRONT OF FIFTY PEOPLE IGNORE BROKEN ANKLE AND KEEP WALKING
hold door for people they're too far away
Everyone quits laughting you can't stop
GET ASKED BY GIRL TO DANCE WHat to do with hands?
nothing to talk about asks girl what she wants for christmas
hi
sooo what're you up to? conversation ends
making conversation topics upfront   waste them the first minute of the date
make meme then upvotes only one who does
GO TO MOVIES HOPE STRANGER DOESN'T SIT NEXT TO YOU
go on pottermore get house points for gryffindor
Trips over empty chair Apologize to chair
pen falls near someone else's desk don't take notes rest of class
Driving Next to the po po Nervous for no reason
teachers asks students to talk about themselves rehearse for next 15 minutes
GO ON FIRST DATE wear victorian ball gown
Discover Socially awkward penguin Forget you were supposed to meet friends today
someone tells you they like your shirt tell them your mom bought it
crush walks in room avoid eye contact
DElete Facebook status immediately after posting it hope no one noticed
ORDER PEANUT BUTTER ICE CREAM LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. yOU'RE ALERGIC
Girl lays on you dont even breathe
Facebook show you some people you might know x them all out
Get asked out on first date wear victorian ball gown
dont know : hug or handshake
Remove birth date from facebook to avoid having to answer to all the greetings
TURN LIGHTS OFF IN ROOM WALK TO BED WITH EYES CLOSED
Put on headphones without music playing Nobody talks to you
Person tries to scare you with a chainsaw not scared but can't get around
Make game of thrones reference everyone thinks you are talking about weather
PHONE RINGS pRETEND IT'S NOT YOU. TAKE A MESSAGE.
Goes to justin bieber concert likes it
wipe balls after shower forget which part of towel it was
GOes to CAfeteria Pretends to read book while sitting alone
Talk to girl for 45 minutes
I walked in to someone the other day Not literally of course
Having girl on the hook tell her she doesn't have to if she dont want
bank Card gets declined panic
'that's stupid' doesn't down vote
Socially awkward intern Finds out you are a redditor Friends you on Facebook
Buy homeless man a sandwich worry that he might not like tomato
FINALLY WALK ALONE WITH SOMEONE YOU LIKE YOU ARE SPEECHLESS
REHEARSES CONVERSATION WITH BARISTA WHILE STANDING IN LINE quickly Mumbles drink order so others behind you don't WAIT so long
drags message out of compliment gif its an insult
'have a good night!' 11 am
Hot girl asks you to homecoming Doesn't tell parents to avoid questions
has to sneeze in class close nostrials and damage brain for silent sneeze
Write commenT read it over five times before submitting
ITS' A MEME GENERATOR DOESN'T HAVE FUNNY PICS
teacher says you can choose where you want to sit stays in same seat
Actually socially awkward... never leave house
GIrl has friends she is out of my league
coworker honks horn next to you at light keep staring straight ahead
drop some food on the floor while having a dinner in public put your foot over it and stay there whole evening
'Does anybody have any comments on the article? oh god someone please speak up
online chat partner asks for videocall never has a webcam
bump into inanimate object 'oh sorry'
'say again?' Heard them the first time
conversation with friend accidentally hit strangers
half-hour conversation ask friend their name when they're gone
EVERYBODY STOPS LAUGHING YOU CAN'T STOP
SEEs somebody they know when walking down the hall pulls out phone and pretends to text
Holds door open for someone stands in doorway
spends 20 minutes writing something witty never post it
Didn't understand what you said
go for a hug they were going for a handshake
try to say something witty stutter
walk into bar ouch
waiting to cross street car stops
Belive you are first to post 'Youtube is having problems' on facebook Realise everyone else already did it
Invite 5 Guys over For a SLEEP OVER NOT HOMO
see two people making out keep looking
POPULAR GIRL in your class greet everyone with hug except you
fart in DR. oFfice dr. walks in right after fart
sends meme to friends nobody responds
Stomach starts grumbling in class times cough to hide sounds
talk to someone constantly look down
Remind someone of class forget to go to class
wants to be involved in hiring process doenst like talking to strangers
can't be bothered to ask for direction walk around randomly for a couple of hours
TELL INTERNET JOKE SILENCE
cOMMENT ON STATUS IMMEDIATELY LOG-OFF
relate to penguin make anonymous meme
how to have an awkward conversation at the bus stop take the next bus
owns headset for gaming doesnt use it
Describe friends' facebook photographs in more detail than they can
Are you in a call or am i your only friend
your crush is online
someone else walking down halway pretend to see something cool out window
GIRL YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IN A WHILE HUGS YOU GETS A BONER
Plan to talk to girl for a week 'I'll do it next time.'
GIRL POkes you on facebook NEVER ANSWERS ANY OF YOUR MESSAGES
Raise cup to face to drink  Take advantage of partial concealment to stare at pretty girl
3DS gives your mii a weird face keep trying until it looks normal
Walk into a room everyone hates me
Input on a conversation still can't start one
teacher asks to get together with partner PANICS
Enter  restaurant quickly triangulate coordinates to sit as far from everyone as possible
Makes eye contact in own reflection Looks Down
Only one to raise hand at store meeting promptly quits
start expressing your opinion in class forget your point
CASHIER ASKS WHERE YOU WORK you ask where she works
ask simple question hear life story because you don't know how to end a conversation
Sarah likes your status.. you post another
WAITING FOR IMPORTANT PHONE CALL LETS IT GO TO VOICEMAIL
Gets the attention of hot ladies doesn't say shit
farts sneezes
sneezes farts
text someone something confrontational turn off phone
Sees classmate at store after school walks in different direction
finally get a girlfriend call her by wrong name by accident
asks gf to make relationship facebook official she deletes her account
walk into public restroom and see someone pretend you walked in to wash your hands
Got a text Nope... Just a leg twitch
'SOrry' 'you're welcome'
meets an old classmate can't remember her name
waits for a good moment to tell joke never comes
'$20 on pump 3.' walk back to car  wrong side
makes eye contact quickly turns head
See pics of hot ex-gf in facebook news feed time to fap
Person mishears you Pretend thats what you said
Talks to someone on facebook see's them and doesnt say a single word
Take a Shit at school back in class thinking everbody can smell me
Customers walk in at ur work walk away pretending you're looking for something
Cute girl smiles at you make sure nothing is on Face
sees acquaintance in hallway looks away
asked about girlfriend says he's gay
person farts points it out
Go somewhere with friENds POLITELY declines everything
walk into strange conversation walk away
'I thought you lost interest' 'I thought you lost interest'
notice that a classmate has the same hand position as you Oh god he thinks i'm copying him
someone actually says hi to you goes to say hi back... voice breaks
makes eye contact can't stop staring
GENERATES A MEME BUT ACCIDENTALLY COVERS UP THE WHOLE PICTURE WITH THE CAPTION NOW NO ONE IS ABLE TO TELL WHICH ONE IT IS
WALKS INTO CLASS 30 MIN LATE REALIZE YOUR STILL IN PAJAMAS
just thought of a good facebook status post on google Plus  instead
Someone holds door open to place youre not going to go in anyways to avoid CONFRONTATION
SEARCH CRUSH ON FACEOOK PUT IT AS A STATUS BY MISTAKE
ENJOY YOUR SHOW THANKS
say something:they're going to judge me SAY noTHING:THEY'RE GOING TO JUDGE ME
A girl calls your name in class... you pretend you DidN't here anything cuz you know shes calling the the other Joe in your class
wAKE UP
Laughs at joke doesn't get the joke
aT THE MALL WITH PARENTS hiding from kids there with their friends
Learn a new language Only speak to the friend you learned it with
Girl walking towards you makes eye contact quick. look away
Cute girl sits next to you in class picture life together
Tries to Unlock bike Worries passerby thinks he is stealing it
post facebook status relating to girl you like she doesnt like or comment
wear microphone while gaming SAY NOTHING.
see guy's car you know while jogging start sprinting in the other direction
high five at awesome moment ...rejected
look into shop window leave because theres people inside
Make conversation relevant comment Person starts talking to somebody else
agrees with friend doesn't actually agree
ASK FRIENDS SISTER FOR SEX SHE SAYS NO
they hang up the phone in the middle of your good-bye
make 'yo Mama' Joke find out their mother is deceased
THink of Something Awkward and decide not to Say it Causes Awkward Silence
no immediate response to your message assume they hate you
you Say Hi Other person says hi
bus-stop button is broken too afraid to tell driver
Lol Im a penguin
thanks to socially awkward penguin memes i don't feel alone
Stop sending message stop sending message... message sent kill me now
AOL INSTANT MESENGER BEEPS 'You are signed in at two locations'
fart in elevator... smile and wave!
catch someone looking at you... stare them out!!
not hanging out with friends... coz youre busy writing memes!
becoming socially awkward... because you read too many memes.
Sitting alone at a funeral. Eat all the complimentary candy.
don't get enough change back. oh well.
SHOUT SOMETHING LOUD VOICE BREAKS
teacher calls you to the board pretends youre writting something
uSING COMPUTER SHUTS DOWN MONITOR WHEN GOING TO BATHROOM
Trys to be super nicnd friendly left out from every social event ever made
Friend comes over while house is messy Compulsively cleans after she goes
'What's up?' 'The sky.'
MAKE GREAT FACEBOOK STATUS IF NO ONE LIKES IT
Hear incoming message on Facebook Close Tab
Takes 30 minutes to realize in wrong class stays anyways
Room Mate goes to sleep Immediately does the same
Cute girl works at gamestop Go to another gamestop
Try to flirt end up insulting the girl.
Gets Sarcastic Applause Starts Clapping along
finish test first sits at desk pretending to sill work untill someone else finishes
Says They love this Song Can only sInG chorus
Start  typing simple comment deletes
going to make effort with people today armageddon
walk past stranger stare at the ground
People walk in on me singing bow head and walk away in EMBarEssMENT
realizes pee smells like buttered popcorn tells you about it
Professor doesn't see raised hand within three seconds That's ok
speak for once other person: 'what? I can't hear you.'
SOMEONE TOUCHES YOU ON PUBLIC TRANSPORT PRETEND YOU DIDN'T FEEL.
like girl in bikinis photo say she has nice eyes
person adds you
update status one like...your mum
told story wrong make up the rest
relating so much thinking it should be called socially average penguin
that akward amount of time when people are singing 'happy birthday' to you and you don't know what to do
overhear conversation about subject you are highly knowledgeable in too shy to interrupt and correct when they say something very inaccurate
Check facebook chat for friends log off quickly when they talk to you
girl smiles at you on bus ask if she wants to go to your house
Make facebook status get s.a.p. posted about you
Talk to girl about rigor mortis and dying alone
Laugh in class and everyone looks at least now they know im here
visit fancy restaurant Don't understand menu
LIKE GIRL ASK HER TO DO PHYSICS ON FACEBOOK
Pretty girl sits next to me on bus try to get phone from pocket and touch her ass
Walk into classroom and sit down wrong class
LOWER TV VOLUME WHEN SOMEONE SINGS
VIDEO PROJECT TAKE THE ZERO
Live in flat for 6 months finally meet neighbors
Next to friend Ignored again
SEE ACQUAINTANCE  ON STREET avoid eye contact
Math teacher writes 69 on board i'm the only one that laughs
Realise you left shopping basket at self-checkout when you leave the shop Walk quicker because now everyone thinks you're too lazy to put it away
Open FAcebook Chat window with cute girl Doesn't Type anything
GROUP PROJECT
Take a shit at friend's house Toilet won't flush
Tell someone about socially awkward penguin Call it awkwardly social penguin
Friends talk about football mention you like hockey
'pull my finger' its diarrhea
spend hours to insert album covers for songs on itunes cover ipod screen with hand so no one can see what you're listening to
movie usher tells you to enjoy the film say 'you too'
trip up stairs nobody's watching
See couple kissing turn around and pretend it didn't happen
girl turns you down again fap in shame
make lots of memes on meme generator and share them on facebook think my friends are going to hate me for spamming their news feeds
phone rings omg put food in mouth
ask me about my weiner!
Has to go to the bathroom afraid to ask teacher for permission
'everyone
Sit on leather chair at party                Left a butt print there. Pretend its not yours and walk away.
Friends start laughing at inside joke Laugh with them
Look at reflection in storefront window pretend you are looking at storefront display
reading socially awkward penguin memes relate to all of them
buy two wiimotes use them one after the other
going to hang out with friend on way there
Try best at speaking foreign language foreigner speaks perfect english back
Ask friends how to get to the party Stay home
Parents have company dont leave room till they leave
see facebook friends have decreased spend hours trying to figure out who left
*cough* 'bless you'
ask girl to prom sees her ther with someone else
meme about him doesn't ackowledge
Come back from holiday say thankyou in wrong language
Made Team Captain Pick One Kid Who's Name you Know
POST STATUSES TO FACEBOOK NO LIKES
HOME ALONE JUMP AROUND AND DANCE IN THE LIVING ROOM
Watches 'The Girl Who Waited' with friends Waits to get home to start crying
see someone you know walking in the opposite direction avoid eye contact
nice to meet you .........
Invited to a Job interview... ....Decide to Stay Unemployed.
add someone with 200 mutual friends meet them next day
Goes for a shit in a public restroom Hears someone else enter
Wait for the right time to say something get interrupted
hot girl waves her hand in the mall you wave back cause you thought she was waving at you
goes for fist bump ends with handshake
Register for Reddit post once every 6 months
someone enters while fapping reactions like thunder
Sees acquaintance while walking home takes the long way home
waiter: and for you sir? points at menu
cute girl coughs in crowd of friends bless you
Birthday was on 9/11.. ..we threw a party
RAn out of deodorant Buy 6 pack online instead of going to store
writes out text to friends never sends it
'smile for the camera' derp.
'I should try going somewhere new for lunch!' too anxious to go anywhere different for next year
TEACHER ASKS FOR HELP IF YOUR FINSIHED KEEP HEAD DOWN AND KEEP WRITING
see someone waving hand in your direction
'What's uP?' good
JOINS SOCIAL NETWORK DOESN'T SOCIALIZE
finally having enough courage to answer a question  wrong answer
FEEL UNWANTED IN A COMPANY OF TWO people try to escape
attempt web multitask confuse youporn.com search bar with your faceboook status
checks spelling and grammer before posting still has mistakes
leave facebook tab open worry that everyone thinks  you're addicted to it
secretly longs after girl Pretends to ignore when she walks by
HOMELESS PERSON ASKS FOR SPARE CHANGE GIVE HIM CHANGE SO HE LEAVES
Hangs out with friends Says it feels akward after
friends wedding 'happy wedding'
girl keeps crying cook her stir fry
leaving apartment
ticket teller says Enjoy your movie you too
start a cool facebook group rage quit it
Friend who graduated says 'Good luck on that test!' You too!
Think about messaging friend on skype Erase unsent message
hangers in closet clothes on floor
finish test first wait for everyone else to turn it in
Boy says hi Runs away
JANITOR at a call center. Bathe in cologne.
lose cell phone no new texts
going wrong way doesn't say anything
Buys awp shoots someone near death
never pays with change ever.
try to correct criminal behavior with threats of criminal acts
Theme Party? Show up in whatever
Noone to talk to at party become interested in plant on the counter
Ask shy girl out She says you're too Shy
Ask shy girl out She says you're too Shy
sup? good
Go on blind date date is actually blind
Goes wrong way after saying goodbye to friend Keeps going wrong way hoping to find another route
'Hey what you up to today?' Good! How are You?
here you go
Meet classy girl completly avoid her
Notice pretty girl smiling at you hands stop working
Walking tOwards group of attractive girls in the street cross the road
Subreddit for introverts Nobody says anything for 2 years
Using all caps for dramatic effect typo
Girl thanks you for holding door open for her thank her back
FORGET   TO   SHAVE   armpits REFUse to raise arms
Always wanted to hang out with your classmates When they ask to hang out with them say no
Hear someone approaching bathroom clears throat and sniffs
farts in public runs
Still uses borat quotes
Forgets to pay the bill runs
Friend's Mom 'Your shoes are huge' 'Thank you'
Waitress Arrives Forget how to order
Walks towards person on same side of corridor both move to other side
Do you have a moment to speak with me? 'Hi'
Waiter says 'Enjoy your meal' Say 'You too'
What's up? Good thanks
leave work early CROSS THE BOSS
make status about how i won't miss school remove status out of shame
think of something to add to conversation subject changes before you find a chance to say it
wake up at 6 am brush teeth 40 times
paren6ts yell at your friend at his house Sit wondering what to do
see hot girl on facebook consider switching colleges
Calculated BMI awesome range not found
Want to hear a 'knock-knock' joke?    Okay
someone takes a photo you're blinking
So i go and join this dating site
Goes to reddit meet up Sits at the end of the table quietly
Pretend not to know attractive and interesting male all night like his facebook status the next morning
Waitress Recognizes you Never Go to that restaurant again
Upload Post
in a crowded place with out a cell phone pretend ipod is cell phone
Just saw Transformers 3
Parent's friend Fbook chats you pretend you 're afk
Make a 'truth is' status Gets no likes
INSULT SOMEONE. REALIZE THAT YOU HAVE NUMBERS IN YOUR NAME.
Win A million Dollars Smile politely and shuffle off the stage
Meet a cool GIRL GOOGLE TO FIND SOCIALLY APPROPRIATE TIME TO WAIT BEFORE TEXT MESSAGING
You're busted staring at hot teacher's ass. bell rings and  books cover wood.
Go Out Dancing  Stand in Corner With Drink
Tell a black guy joke didn't see the black guy there
walk dog in morning Before Work Discover spare poo bags hanging from back pocket later in the day
offers to follow you to toilet Looks like pervert
read for hours forget everything
Invites a friend over Start to play wow
hates big family gatherings
someone waves you wave back...then realize theyre not waving at you
Stalking hot girls profile Accidentally likes an old status
guy starts to pee next to you at urinal still have to pee
Finaly ask the girl of your dreams out
The Narwhal Poops In august
throwing a party pacing in the lawn wating for them to show
Rains at seaworld leaves
chills with friend leaves trash and phone in friends car
someone says hi 'good you'
Says hi to customer 'Do you work here?'
has a snot bubble come out of his nose thinks he is dying
Everyone Got something for Valentine's day but you It's your birthday
STALK YOUR CRUSH ON FACEBOOK ACCIDENTALLY LIKE A PICTURE FROM 3 years ago
Make SAP Too Much text
There’s a club if you’d like to go You could meet somebody Who really loves you So you go and you stand on your own And you leave on your own And you go home
Identify with Foul Bachelorette Frog Have a boyfriend
Calls Party a Sausagefest Doesnt have a single female Friend
go on meme generator
no pockets where do i put my hands
Meet DW!
Someone holds door open on second floor when walking up to third walk in
COMMENt ON STATUS PERSON RESPONDS TO COMMENT BELOW YOURS
Start facebook chat friend stops typing
delivery man knock on door hide until he leaves
use voice changer you've gone through puberty
afraid to admit Joseph Ducreux is SOMETIMES over his head
TRY TO KISS FRIENDS WIFE ON CHEEK  END UP KISSING HER ON THE LIPS
WEAR CROCS AND WHITE SCOCKS LOSE YOUR FRIENDS
Show up in the wrong thread
the only time i sound good at singing is in the shower
a girl stops to talk to him see you
somebody says insult so is your face
while in bathroom
Fill in online job application ignore phonecall and wait for email response
Accidently slap male teacher on ass smile reflexively when he turns around
Invents Calculus Dies a Virgin
laughs at penguin meme lets out faint shriek noise
Everybody is on their phone you don't have one
You are my... Forever and always!
what did you say a second later understand what they said
Can't hear the sound from a video puts the video in fullscreen
Truth or Dare? It's Time to Leave The Bonfire
tries to start wave only one doing it
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR PENGUIN? jULIUS fREEZER!
Walking like your at a party (but the house is empty)
reflexively stared at someone's ass turns head away and pretends to see something in the distance.
3 HOURS OF CONVO ONLINE ONLY 3 words in real life
girl sits next to you
have a really really really good story you just have to tell a group of people finally say it:  no one cares.
girls think i'm gay automatically friend-zoned
Leaves voicemail for boss Says 'I love you' at the end
Got my arm to the side To steal yo girl
discovers briefs are more comfortable afraid people will notice the outline showing through pants
Rakesh waves back at khushi. She was waving at someone else pretends to adjust hair.
so what's
Is there any PARTICULAR discussion going? or is it just improv?
caught singing alone keep singing and pretend you don't care
Has more than one message after leaving phone for a while feels super important
still being the kid no one sits next to at lunch 20 YEARS LATER
wait you're not serious! lol ur joking hahaha let me make jokes about it too awk because they weren't joking
lol you're not serious. that's a joke hahaha wait you meant it. oops.
Someone sneezes you say  goodnight
Come up with a video about the insanity of social networks Better Post that on Facebook
makes a business call after getting off phone with girlfriend says i love you at the end of the voicemail
helping girl on facebook with homework accidentally ctrl+v my mage arena exp to her
NEEDS HELP WITH HOMEWORK GUESS IM FAILING THIS SEMESTER!
tries to open door for cute girl missed the door
sees the 'frantic accidental fart sound reproduction' meme has been done 100 times already posts another variant just to make sure
Asks About Body Worship Falls asleep during answer
Fills phone with customer phone with selfies Doesn't leave number
what goes around comes around nobjockey trololol
need to install rpms only know aptitude
I order soda... You ALL order beer
NEEDS KETCHUP TO AFRAID TO ASK
Used a pelnar joke Saw a pelnar
Gives girl sexual harassment advice she said 'omg stop'
Cute guy comes over to watch  movie Can't stop knitting due to nerves
Meets Dr. McClarty Wearing penguin pajamas
has no inspiration for meme still makes a meme
FRiend os going to italy ask them about ezio
Uses the wrong penguin meme Gets called out immediately and deletes post
i just laid an egg
Living on the 7th floor
dog farts  blames you
internet guys are over pretends to sleep
held in farts all day at work deflate like a balloon when home
Parent's friends visit throws away food and hides
Realizes going in wrong direction turns around After walking a little realizes had been going in right direction
'Safe journey' 'You too ... mmmbye'
gets invited to a party spends all week coming up with reasons not to go
WEnt to school with someone tells them 'WOuld love to meet you!' in social media
Wanted to send 'good vibes' to friends after the earthquake in chile
let out nasty Fart hot girl walks by
Congratulated on  your Engagement  April Fools & friendzoned
WENT TO AUTISM AWARENESS DAY GOT SCARED OF ALL THE PEOPLE THERE
I talked to her for 10 seconds
Someone is coming your way
socially awkward penguin
One glass of wine Buzzed
1 glass of wine Buzzed
sits next to cute girl in class makes fart noise with hand
missed phone call from unknown number google the number before calling back
the moment when you relise that the person that you were just talking about is standing right behind you
Continues conversation from earlier Earlier conversation was only imaginary
gets f on report card tells mom teacher is drunk
times square NYC! \m/ I think I can fly now!
serving customer at subway & TOPPINGS FALL OUT  'Don't worry
finally gets laid comes instantly and apologizes
look in mirror obsess over imagined asymmetry
I MILKED A FREAKING MINK
sexy group chat??  need girl
has social anxiety too anxious to seek professional help
Signed up for insurance on healthcare.gov Didn't have to talk to anyone
*has sex* 'thanks'
people ignore you fake your own deayh to see their reaction
Meet GIRL FROM HIGHSCHOOL 'YEAH I REMEMBER YOU' DOESN't remember me. was in my math class.
Make Snarky comment on fb scroll back up and 'Like' So they know you're just kidding
Walks down the halls soo fast people stop to ask if your alright
Tries to make joke in real world heads back to buzzle
getting text about work from your boss ignore it
tries to avoid drama ends up making drama
Finds exactly what he needs on craigslist Doesn't get it cause its phone calls only
Uses linux Secretly still embarassed By the user experience
saw my high school crush after 10 years still can't speak english when in same room
FIRST DATE STAYS AT HOME
Talks to an adult Just smiles the whole time
GETS HUGGED BY LOTS OF PEOPLE MOANS
That Awkward dance  you do with a stranger before to go your way
Friends canceled plans 'great
gets a new girlfriend buys her expensive phone immidiately
see ya bitches
Facebook message pretty girl twice
Telling others about how much I like Circus-P 'Who's that?'
mmm
GIRL LIKES YOUR PROFILE PIC Imagine your life together
finds dead rat in the alley picks it up
stop at traffic lights while driving turn music down
tells a joke forgets punchline halfway through
2 minutes in to new job Gets stomach ache and takes a massive shit in the bathroom
makes awful
PUTS EMAIL TRACKER TO MAKE SURE FRIEND ISN'T LYING ABOUT NOT GETTING EMAILS 'YOUR EMAIL HAS BEEN OPENED BUT NOT REPLIED TO'
Can't do homework because internet is down Don't do homework because internet is up
Turns around to wave to friend High FIVE!
The green or the red? The Red The green? Yes
HAVE A SAFE TRIP YOU TOO. WELL NOT YOU TOO
AWKWARD MEETING SPEND REST OF DAY IMAGINING HOW IT COULD HAVE GONE BETTER
Starts to pray during a meeting Realizes he's at work
hears cute stuff walks away
Respect other person’s privacy end up asking them nothing about themselves
Shut up! I'm fabolous
Goes to someones house interacts with family pet more than family
Thought I was awesome until i realized i'm a socially awkward penguin
Eats lunch realizes it's 10:30 am
doesn't respond to tweet she must hate me
Post a socially awkward penguing meme because you relate so much realize you're alone on this one
Tries to make relationship meme Not a single thing funny about it
Try not to disturb people sitting down. ruin man's self esteem by choosing aisle.
Their fingers
makes memes really fast accidentlaly hsa spellnig mistaks
kfc cashier asks if i'm eating there or home ''yes please''
Drop L at final destination .  She says 'drive safe' I say 'you too'
STARTS ARGUMENT 'WAIT... WHO ARE YOU?
Liked a guys comment
focus so much on keeping eye contact unprepared to answer when asked a question
says joke isn't funny after laughing at joke
Makes first post ever and gets pwned for title better delete this account
walk past girl become suddenly conscious of arms
finishes lunch early sits awkwardly in silence for rest of the period
Try to be smooth and sit down on top of desk no desk
Proudly walks standing up straight then remebers he has scoliosis.
Doing stuff for others realizing you should be more selfish
no soy un dinosaurio  soy un ping&#252;ino nocolas
What a great birthday  you should have one every year
FINALLY FIND A COOL GUY HE LEAVES THE COUNTRY
JORDAN ISN'T REPLYING OH GOD I ANNOY HIM
click mouse to activate mouse for scrolling clicked on /r/spacedicks
be complimented by a Chinese on your chinese say you know you rule
Boss is leaving early for a funeral Have a good time!
Do you have any pets? Her dog died today
Female Boss:  'I think i'll move to the big room' Me:  'Yeah get in there and spread your legs'
Hanging up with client in japan 'Have a nice night'
joins band to make friends everyone else leaves
Go for an interview where friends work Friends make you laugh uncontrollably during interview
Think your getting to be really good friends with someone  realize you only talk about school work
ask your friends if they've heard of memes  friends start laughing
Guy you know owes you a favour Too nervous to ask for it
Holds door open for handsome stranger  Apologizes
Hot co-worker seductively asks for my 'banana' Actually gave her a banana
cute girl says hello crash into her while looking around for other people
Professor assigns a group project Hopes the teams are pre-assigned so you don't have to ask anyone if you can join their group
Give money to homeless person Thank them
Realizes the person in front of you is walking slower than you immediatly turn around to avoid any social contact when you pass by
WANT TO LISTEN TO MUSIC IN PUBLIC BUT DON'T HAVE HEADPHONES HOLD PHONE TO EAR PRETENDING TO BE ON PHONE
Get invited to a party sway side to side while chuckling to yourself
Consider a classmate to be poor turns out richer than you
girl asks for date gives her prune
Atheist goes to church 'Happy holidays'
i can't ask a guy out he should ask me
Family hands me phone to say happy new year to my uncle 'Happy Birthday!'
How old are you? I'm fine
Wears a bow tie and 3-piece suit to work
Cute girl at Taco Bell asks name for order. Says hers.
Gains weight deletes facebook
customer tells me that her sister went into hospital last night  ' have a good weekend'
dancing with hottest girl in school leans in for kiss wakes up
Hot girl I just met comes to give me hug before i leave friend's house panic and go for a solid 10 sec hi five befor i realize what i'm doing
hOLY SHIT HES TAKING A LEFT TUURNN!!
Asks what a meme is gets meme for answer
for once i'm not turning around still going in same direction
FINALLY GETS THE COURAGE TO TALK TO PEOPLE IS A PENGUIN
Somebody starts talking  You worry so much about what to say
Thinks she's really cool because she knows the meme says dog instead of doge
wanted to say 10/10 accidentally said 100/10
Your crush update profile photo on social network cry.Hate yourself and hate the whole world
Somebody is asking you a question  worry so much about the answer you don't hear the question.
Republicans say they lost the election because of HOW they say what they mean How do yousay you HATE minorities
Think about something funny
female tells a story and asks a question can't answer; was too busy thinking about her neck
Fuck FAcebook going back to Myspace
PENGUINS ARE FROM THE FUTURE
respond to a persons question they were talking to their bluetooth
using computer in public library loud ad in unknown tab breaks the silence while everyone looks
guy tells you to smile tries harder. face spasms
Someone says 'What's that smell?' You start to panic
Sentimental Text  Silence
Gets rejected tries again a week later
Cannot retell a situation without using vocal sound effects
walks into the women's restroom by mistake... ...doesn't leave
mom dont know noting he he ehe he he
Posts something weird on facebook deletes it before anyone notices
global warming 
GUYS CUTS YOU OFF IN TRAFFIC TOO AFRAID TO USE HORN
Goes into bedroom to watch porn on iPad  Forgets to turn off AirPlay and porn starts playing in the room where my roomates are
Waiting for elevator with stranger Both take different elevators
Drops fork loudly Everyone gets quiet and stares
go out to bar with a girl just friends
Sitting in a quiet room with a cold Too nervous to blow nose
was never picked at duck
niapoohcuteswag what up swag
starts to stutter sees people already frowning
first date? better talk about dinosaurs
relates to walter white
tells team to send in selfies 'Like this' someone else is taking the photo
Nervous to talk to people browsing imgur around me Not sure if im-ger or imager
I fight with you drive in the mall
If Mars arrives in muinich at 1615 isn't he arriving far too early then?
Politely turned away from group friends to sneeze sneezed on small girl behind me
Thinks football teams are fixed Doesn't apologise when they're fair
heyyyyy KK
shares doc with Google Drive sends it via Facebook 'just to be sure'
Girlfriend has opportunity to ask for absolutely anything asks for voss water
Wants to be your partner Stuck with telling the crazy person they cant be their parnter
Wear heels for the first time walk like a penguin
Everyone reads your message No one answers
YOUR FRIEND WANTS TO INTRODUCE YOU TO SOMEONE PRETEND YOU'RE ON THE PHONE
Cute guy sits next to you in class Picture life together
Be on [S4S] Cancer
'forgets' to set alarm wakes up in time anyway
trolllooo detecteddd jjaaj das pena
Thinks of a conversation in head Says out loud in front of other people
yo perdi mi tiempo y tu a alguien q de verdad te quiere
Classmates: 'And what do you play? Cod? Battelfield?' You: 'Ahh...
Talks about how hot a girl is She's standing behind him
ПРОХОДИШЬ В МЕТРО ЧЕРЕЗ ТУР?ИКЕТ ЛИШЬ БЫ ?Е З?ПИЩ?Л
Taking a warm bath
girl smiles and waves at you you wave back realizing a half a second too late she was looking at her boyfriend behind you
discovers new hairstyle while drying off after a shower never uses it
HATERS GONNA HATE
Gets an account on Narutospot Never posts anything
Holiiii ....volvi ..xd..
Mom calls 'Why are you in a bad mood?' 'Im not
calls taxi sits in the front
I've got the moves like jaeger dancing with jack daniels
Someone is crossing my driveway when I want to pull in Drive around block.
SAL A CAMINAR  NO HAY UMANOS MIREN SE PARESE A BETO
Trivia Name is Awkward Penguins Everybody shows up to trivia
parents have company over hide in basement
See's friend arguing with a girl walks over
Studied really hard for test
Taking too long to start at public urinal flushes and washes hands anyway
Coming up on someone who is walking slightly slower than you walk extra fast past them to avoid walking next to them
Walks into bathroom to pee only washes hands because there are other guys
FARTS says: 'who did that?'
не знаешь
Room full of people who know you too busy to talk because texting the alphabet
hugs GIRLFRIEND
brb im gonna get some cereal
Gets a girlfriend Only talks to her online
Eat me i hate jews
Don't fap to hard to my picture. You're not a pony
Has a crush on girl finds out she has a boyfriend already
Talk to girl for months and become good friends Get crush on this friend and don't know what to do
doesn't leave the house because only reads socially akward penguin I know that feel
i love you more than penguins
gets a friendly attractive female flatmate i guess i'm spending all my time in my room now
Sits in front row forgets to close off porn
ran into old friend from school
hi going now
catches sister having some ''alone time'' boner
VAI EM PROTESTO CONTRA A CORRUP&#199;&#195;O FAZ CARTEIRA FALSA DE ESTUDANTE TODO ANO
Girls asks if I have a girlfriend 'Nah. I've been friendzoned all my life'
Met the Governor can you sign my money?
klo 13.00 'huomenta'
That awkward moment  When your friend doesn't get your joke.
pit&#228;isi hankkia mukavampi ty&#246;paikka alalta joka kiinnostaa lataa wowi ja osta peliaikaa
Mom leaves alone in check out line 'What if she never returns and I can't pay?'
Search crush's name on facebook ACCIDENTALLY post as comment
i like golfing with my whole team waaah waaah waaah rask    and chara are stoopid
Girl friends is coming over stock up on food from the kitcehn so i don't have to leave the room
WEars penguin costume to a rave in the desert girls don't take him seriously
Has misophonia
reads top socially awkward penguin memes they all apply
Stalin Starts Soviet holocaust Tries to Stop Jewish Holocaust
lost keys email company
sends text message to cute girl ohhhh ****
Here's your coffe You Too
kj&#248;per gaming pc til 13 tusen  spillar lol og wow
lives in multimillon dolar house doesn't give to charity
wishes to be last man in the world girls date inanimate objects
everyone is quiet while you're talking no one hears a word you said
TRies to silent fart Sneezes
Tell joke in an attempt to be sociable
ME: hey
Late to work first one in the office
yrit&#228; saada jotain aikaiseksi kaisu rankaisee
Fake call in sick to work on Friday Boss says 'no problem
Got told that I apologize too much 'I'm sorry'
in a back room at work
Wants to talk to friend they haven't talked to in forever doesn't know what to say
MAKES A FRIENDLY JOKE BETTER APOLOGIZE SO SHE DOESN'T THINK I'M SERIIOUS
becomes linux mascot oh
ENVIES MEN WHO NEED TO TAKE VIAGRA AT LEAST THEY HAVE SOMEONE WILLING TO GIVE THEM HEAD
'Congratulations!' 'You too!'
has a hard time speaking in public makes a talk at nosuchcon
DOES VERY WELL AT JOB OR IN COLLEGE MOM STILL PICKS HIS CLOTHES FOR HIM
types ;) instead of :) get laid
gets abused thanks them
Socially awkward  Penguin
GETS INTO CONVERSATION WITH GIRL WAS GOING SMOOTHLY UNTIL HE DECIDES TO GET INTO HIS MORTALITY AND EXISTENTIALISM
WATCHES LOONEY TUNES AND NICKELODEON AT AGE 24 THINKS HE CAN SPIN IT TO LOOK COOL IN AN IRONIC WAY
GETS SUPER JEALOUS WHEN FRIENDS HAVE SEX IN THE NEXT ROOM MAKES LOUD CRASHING NOISES IN HALLWAY TO SHOW FRUSTRATION. 10 SECONDS OF SILENT WHISPERING BEFORE THE MOANING STARTS AGAIN
GOES OUT OF HIS WAY IN EVERY IMAGINABLE CIRCUMSTANCE TO AVOID LOOKING LIKE A PERVERT THE ALTERNATIVES MAKE HIM LOOK LIKE EVEN MORE OF A PERVERT
Enter in public bathroom naah better shit my pants
'funny' tweet is  so very sarcastic  it comes off as mean instead
Sees people he kind of knows aT a table  Still sits by himself
knows he might get arrested for watching lolicons watches anyway
tries to ninja-catch his phone on the bus accidentally kicks a random person
Said 'I love your husky voice' Cystic fIbrosis
see neighbor taking out trash walk quickly so we don't cross paths on the way back
Farts in class during a test Desperately make buzzing and squawking noises
sees friends at fair heading to the funnel cakes Hides behind funnel cakes
Crush approaches you Panic attack
one girl likes him increasingly everyday doing intense scientific research and doesnt have time to ask to be left alone without being rude
AT A PARTY WATCHES IRONH3R0GAMING IN THE CORNER
'Here's your tickets
Angrily honks back at honking parked vehicle realizes it's a car alarm...
Made eye contact with a hottie on my bike Lost control of bike and almost died
uncomfortable receiving gifts gives everybody a hundred bucks
stranger knocks on door  hides so they dont know im here
bathroom door is closed nevermind i dont have to go
looked at many socially awkward penguin memes  just found out i have social anxiety disorder
Got a text message Gets nervous while     reading it
SAYS HE'S FAILED AN ESSAY GETS A2
types txt message deletes and rewrites 3 times
making socially awkward penguin memes are easy has social anxiety disorder
Breakdances To a song stuck in my head
found courage to talk to deaf girl in class who can read lips asks what her favorite band is
practices saying hello
Happy birthday! 'You too'
unknown caller leaves voicemail has a panic attack
Girl updates her status
asked for interview advice Says Good luck
Doesn't understand bug marks as closed
trips on own shoelace 'sorry'
confronted on manner *yawwwn
gorgeous girl staring too shy to stare back
RUN How fast can u
If you got friend problems
Looked like zuske van de Fee Zoekt ze nen hele nacht oep
I'M NOT SHALLOW I'M ATTRACTED TO YOU AFTERALL
LOVES A GIRL AFRAID OF HER
Girl I've liked for years thinks no one will ever want to be with her and wants exactly what I want. She'd rather be with no one than with me
Says 'YOLO' in /n by mistake /q's
Says hello to Jasmijn Doesn't know who he is
AskES for Address Sounds like stalker
Goes to shake hand he pats me on shoulder
WALKS INTO BATHROOM PULLS HIS PANTS DOWN
wants to be a makeup artist spends hours a day reading memes.
attend job interview secretly hope to not be hired
YaY a membership for club penguin im gonna look awesome
someone makes joke take literally
tries to be funny by making school's meme page Fails miserably
Asked question in class Shit
know the answer to the question. Say it out loud... in your head
Silence in bathroom gives bladder stage fright plays with dollar to fake tampon noise before leaving stall
Opens incognito Window to Search Slang In case it's racist and I die before clearing history
sees random girls grows boner so everyone knows hes not a virgin
need to get  passed some people in the hall too awkward to say 'excuse me' just stand and stare into space instead
'Damn you stumped me
Leaves out word in setence sounds retarded
Poops in Public Restroom Puts toilet seat up so people don't think you were shitting
Happy birthday!!  From Justin the Mexican penguin
yolo kenny from south park
Girl asks you a question voice becomes incredibly high pitched
doesn't finish drink at restaurant so waiter doesn't ask if you want a refill
crush buy a gift condoms
pretend not to know his sister's friends when meeting the first time knows all their names
asks cop for directions forgets giant blunt  still in ear
Can't go out there's people outside
goes away for a weekend with other friends comes back having had loads of sex
I could get heaps of karma posting sap's too socially awkward to post
Misses someone's birthday on facebook. Never tells anyone happy birthday on FB again because they might get jealous.
Creates a meme everyone criticizes it for being incorrect
finds out this meme is viral is still a socially awkward penguin
wants starbucks can't go alone
Pizza delivery guy says: 'Bon apptit!' 'You Too'
Knows saying is in reference to farting deletes comment after getting fake yelled at
finally musters courage to ask girl out she's already left the room
at sick party sits in corner and scowls
considers quoting A post when responding
ohh baby you're wet serve yourself honey.
Relax they said You wouldn't fail the exam they said
ACCIDENTALLY farts starts to make similar noises with mouth so no one suspects
happy birthday! you too!
Stares hard at empty car running outside store at night Black person
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Guy came to say 'happy women's day!' I said 'you too'
thinks about how people walk suddenly begins to walk awkwardly
steps on sleeping person's shoe on train turns around
begins laughing alone in public pretends to wipe something off face
greets old friend talks about harry potter
Make eye contact with cute girl on bus Get off at next stop
Reads another sap meme get out of my head!
Likes girl Kisses window
goes to church to become a better person develops a crush on the priest
forgets to bring phone into the gym works out with headphones on anyway so people don't bother me
'Hi what is your name and what degree are you doing?' 'yes'
Cross a big intersection panic attack
MAKES POST ABOUT NOT HAVING TIME TO SLEEP PASSES OUT AFTER MAKING THE POST AND WAKES UP IN THE AFTERNOON
Find iphone 5 on the ground turns out it was superglued
gets text msg at store doesnt check pocekts in fear of being accused of stealing
Wakes up to robber in room 'Oh
Crush Bends Over In Front Of Him Looks Away
WATCHES 'AWKWARD' ON MTV RELATES.
GOES TO MCDONALD ASKS FOR PIZZA.
go to library checks in to look smart
man in wheelchair comes into my work me: 'take a seat'
Hugs mom Both have boners
POST 1'ST THOUGHTFUL (COMMENT ON REDDIT with quotation
when a person acts so fake-est ? when hot ex is roaming around with new gf
Talks to every NPC in mmo Avoids other players like the plague
Employee at the testing center says
tries to hug cute girl Upsets her drink
Gets spit on during conversation Lets it sit there so they don't think you noticed
talks to someone on skype they sign off
Walks into Family Reunion Sees ex girlfriend
Teacher tells me 'bye' i respond with 'thanks' Then she says 'good luck on your test' and i say 'you too'
Accidentally Teamkills 3 people Leaves teamspeak
Keeps Sending Memes  When Friend Is Offline
Calls to make dr. appointment says 'i love you' to receptionist by accident
As you drop her off at her house
rejected someone indirectly loves him later
Doesn't know how to end conversation on facebook Likes last comment
hello ddd
audience is giving a standing ovation Look around first
girl waves to you it was to the person behind you
Say thank-you to compliment realize it wasn't directed to you
yea i used to be socially awkward penguin now im not
Complains about Loneliness Ignores messages from crush
looks at every single socially awkward penguin meme ever made nothing better to do
friend's Sister: 'whats up?' Me 'Good'
cute girl laughs with me she was laughing at me.
Start a party finish it straight away
start a party finish it straight away
cute girl asks for his name '...I forgot'
sends 'i think i like your brother' text to best friend Sends it to the brother instead
Types random letters in a chat box so the other person sees me typing accidentally sends it and then goes offline to  avoid explaining
Goes on a not-date forgets to line drop 'boyfriend'
Likes everything you post on facebook thinks they're your friend
E-MAILS TEACHER TEACHER IGNORES
Walk into crowded bathroom immediately turns around and walks out
said hi to somebody pretend to not notice them when you cross paths moments later
Asks lady when her baby is due Fat
'Has anyone ever told you that when you come out with us every thursday it's always kind of...um...' 'OH nevermind.'
Tells dreamgirl he 'Knows a guy' on first date 'reserved tables only
WHen you say 'bye' to someone and  have to walk in the same direction as them
when your friend asks you for relationship advice but you've never been in a relationship
Im socially Akward Wanna have sex?
teacher announces group project in class 'please somebody make eye contact with me'
Tells a joke everyone asks 'what do you mean?'
looked at page of'socially awkward penguin' agreed with everything
tells joke is the only one who laughs
becomes a regular at the local coffee shop time to find a new coffee shop
When everyone jumps up to dance to a song and you bob your head because you've never heard the song before
writes email to company takes 6 hours writing
The awkward moment when your armpit hair is longer than the hair on your head
notice aquaintance waiting in car parked next to yours fiddle with every control on your dash and pretend you don't see them
notice aquaintance sitting in car parked next to yours fiddle with every control on the dash and pretend you don't see them
crush calls her while with his friends then smiles at her freezes and turns away quickly
sent to 'pray gay away' camp thinks jesus has great abs
train too crowded stares at stranger's jacket
Push Channel changer on steering wheel Hits horn instead
friend looks up my birthday on facebook figures out we're not friends on facebook
Best friend Is mario
'My phone didnt ring!' Awkward silence.
I eaT dinner in my bedroom So I don't have to talk to my roommate
didn't drunk text my exboyfriend text him while sober
AT A PARTY WITH ALL MY FRIENDS IN MY ROOM ON THE INTERNET
No thanks. I still have Last week's.
Home aLone Pees with bathroom door closed
MY CAKE DAY IS ON VALENTINES DAY BECAUSE REDDIT IS MY GIRLFREIND
hey i just met you
puts on glasses has to say hello to friends now
sore throat strangers think you're mute
housemates are hanging out downstairs i wasn't hungry today anyway
Expresses love by making memes
Ask Beth to the prom
cute girl asks  if i got time for a drink sorry
spills lunch walks away
goes to bathroom at restraunt
goes out to lunch with friends walk silently to restaurant
Coat stuck in cute girls desk dont say anything
all my billions of ancestors got laid at some point still a virgin at 20
READ A FACEBOOK MESSAGE YOU RECEIVED LATE AVOID IT COMPLETELY INCASE IT'S NO LONGER RELEVANT
tells people to be quiet in a movie theater trys to have a conversation with the pretty girl next to him
Cleaning Lady Coming Over Clean the house before she gets there so she doesnt think you're a slob
'Hey Bud! Looking for a long-term bromance' 'how 'bout yourself?'
TELLS COWORKER TO EXPECT A CALL AFTER WORK NAPKIN WITH NUMBER ON IT FALLS OUT OF POCKET AT THE GROCERY STORE
creates a Meme too afraid to post it
I have to network if i want a raise? I guess I don't need more money
Gets on a elevator with a stranger pretends to get a phone call to come back to the hotel room
Text someone
is wished a happy birthday replies
wants to let a girl know he likes her Likes all her photos on facebook
Doesn't know the way but is positive stranger's directions are wrong follows them anyway
Walking on the street
Stays over friends house Doesn't fall asleep first In case you fart in sleep
robs a bank can't talk to hot teller
tries to say 'happy anniversary' in a creative way makes meme
Can't remember interviewer's name can't look at boobs to see name tag
Girl says I am hot I know
tries to save a falling fork knocks down the whole meal
walks past crush 'tomorrow for sure'
Greets old colleague  'Can I help you?'
IN A GROUP CONVERSATION STARING INTO THE DISTANCE IN SILENCE
I UNDERSTAND THIS BUT YOU DON'T
i laughed at a joke turns out they were serious
fINISHED PROJECT 45 MINUTES AFTER CLASS STARTED hEADS TO THE NEXT CLASS
Gets a boner at work doesn`t waistband it
did nothing gets hated
Shake someone's hand to Introduce yourself You've already met them
Nice Beard! i might grow one too!
IN A GROUP CONVERSATION STARING INTO THE DISTANCE IN SILENCE
IN A GROUP CONVERSATION STARING INTO THE DISTANCE IN SILENCE
IN A GROUP CONVERSATION STARING INTO THE DISTANCE IN SILENCE
fails at giving hug googles how to properly hug someone
pigs cant fly.. but i can!
friend's house burns down ''you should go home and rest''
GIRL APPEARS TO LIKE YOu Just SMALL TALK
Don't invite her on party don't text you back
BE QUITE IN APARTMENT SO THAT NEIGHBORS WONT INVITE ME OVER TO WATCH THE SUPERBOWL
overdressed for most occasions
gEEKAT dahat
wants to join conversation don't know what to say
'Hey
'University is a great place to meet new people' looks like I'm not furthering my education
'Happy birthday' happy birthday
doesn't want to inconvenience neighbors calls someone to come jump his car
with group of friends
Try to hug a girl Hit her in the face
THINK OF SOMETHING FUNNY IN CLASS START FAKE COUGHING TO HIDE YOUR GIGGLES
lab partner's a rocket better spill blood sample all over her notes
Trips At Show Causes Mosh Pit
Drop a 10k weight on your foot in the gym act normally with tons of pain
'We have pepsi products.' 'Ok
walks out of the bus says 'Goodbye'
Pass my car in the parking lot Puts phone to ear and walks back
I CAME for the vasectomy
Ask the guy who bumped in to me if he can't see were he's going guy says he's blind
homeless man asks for change 'no thank you'
company is firing owning stocks
Guests arrive has a mini heart attack
Looks at lap in Class Told to put phone away
tries to start encore no one chants
Looks at A PRETTY GIRL THAT IS LOOKING AT YOU CAN'T SMILE
unsure of how to end a conversation walks away during point of awkward silence
haven't received text in days text self
goes on memebase can't think of a good  meme
Goes to social with friend Talks to no one but friend
GIVES OUT RELATIONSHIP ADVICE  SINGLE
Guy permanently on a wheenchair says he's going to visit a doctor get well soon
Accept invitation to a party End up Not going
Mayhem Grilled Cheese lady: 'Thanks for coming out. Enjoy!' You too!
FIrst girl to show interest in me is to young to legally date
tells girlfriend 'going to bed now' Finds funny pic and shares it on facebook
READ WHAT THE GIRL NEXT TO ME ON AIRPLANE WAS TEXTING SHE WROTE
Awkward silence 'You say someThing?'  'No'
NOTICES CUTE GUY CHECKING ME OUT AVOIDS EYE CONTACT AT ALL COST
Afaid of saying real opinion Just gives link
goes to friends party only hangs out with him
Wants to get pizza delivered Is afraid to call
Got Divorced Misses Fireplace the most
cracks a joke nobody gets it
Raising Hand in Class To say that you don't know the answer
ASks Cute Waitress for her phone number at amish market
Meet cute redditor girl Not cool enough to impress her
wants to have the best regiment in the community doesn&#180;t trust his officers
tells a story  realizes this person has already heard it
cough not loud enough to hide fart
Has to poo at work Goes to bathroom on other side of building
puts boxers on backwards front of line at the URINAL
Stretching neck in public Better rub it as well in case people think i'm pretending to be a dinosaur
tells only friend how your just like the socialy awkward penguin they relise how lame you are and never talk to you again
Goes to cinema with gf has to share double-seat with a stranger
CUTE FEMALE FRIEND TELL ME TO JOIN HER IN BED 'SORRY
picks up a dropped wallet to return to its owner is mistaken for stealing it
stands in a corner
AWKward Moment itu pas kamu di depanku dan kita tidak saling bicara
A car runs over a foot excuse me
i would like a six inch footlong.
says bye to friend stays quite when they walk away in the same direction
I Don't know how to accept compliments It just makes me feel awkward
plays spoon assasign with a fork
Kicks icicles off random car looks up to see owner of car
STARTS TALKING TO A GIRL SPITS ON HER FACE
LAUGHS AT SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN MEMES IN DENIAL ABOUT ONE'S SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS
spends too much time wiping ass people think  I  have trouble crapping
Doesn't want to feel the pain of losing friends has none anyway
walk fast at stop light before it turns red You still don't make it
gets negative karma for a comment deletes comment
finally hears facebook message sound it was in a youtube video
GOES TO SHAke hands with stranger grabs half way up their arm
confesses to crush gets rejected
TAKES A FEW MOMENTS PERFECTING SENTENCE IN HEAD CONVERSATION CHANGES TOPIC BEFORE YOU CAN SAY IT
go to store just for free samples
say hey no reply
be known as 'that guy'
realize there's been food on your face the whole time
realize the whole time you've had food on your face
try to let out fart silently spray shit all over your grandma's face
Has to pee but roommate having friends over holds until it's safe
Cute girl says: 'YOUr hair looks great' 'I Know'
Text a guy for some sex no response
See it's somebody's birthday you never talk to on facebook Decide to de-friend them
A GIRL IS COMING FAST
About to give reward acceptance speech 'Ima let you finish'
Teacher lets you pick seat Doesn't have friends in class
Cute girl uploads new FB Image Waits for others to like the image first so she doesn't think i have a crush on her
at foreign language class
How Are you thanks
Cute girl asks 'How are you?' 'Nothing much.'
Didn't hear what you said Laughs anyway
Sink sprays the front of your pants in the bathroom looks worse from behind as you hunch over and scrub like a madman
FRIENDZONED BY HOT GIRL CRITICIZED FOR BEING SEXIST FOR USING THE TERM 'FRIENDZONED'
socially awkward no really
Tries to talk about MLP:FIM REALISEs that all my FRIENDS are haters
ANSwers Question  in school Adrenalin Rush for the whole lesson
Thinks of great idea for meme Gets used to death before you can post it
plans out convo in head for hot chick  meets her and stares
WHOEVER LAUGHS AT THE VIDEO FIRST IS A DOUCHE lAUGHS FIRST
Apologizes at beginning of every phone conversation
sees cute girl on internet tries to use meme to start conversation
is asked how they are doing today. 'No
has sex dream about friend sees them the next day
I told my friend his zipper is down now i can't stop looking at his crotch
Asks for a fan sign gets awkward penguin
I hope i get food poisoning from this so i have an excuse not to go out tonight
thought about posting about this myself waited until someone posted it for me so i could like it
Takes Paxil. Still stays home.
Gets annoying new sig instantly deleted by mod
Doesn't know which towEl to use Dries hands on jeans instead
Meets new girl on the internet imagine her with own last name
Has imaginary conversation in head gets really angry over conversation that never happened
makes sit-ups in the gym farts
realizing the meme you're trying to understand is in a different language
Sees cute girl with similar interests can only introduce himself with memes
watching movie with parents go to the bathroom during sex scenes to avoid awkwardness
3 minutes in and no one liked my facebook status deleted
runs up a flight of stairs holds breath so no one thinks you're out of shape
dad walks in during hbo series male on male sex scene
Tries to fly... Moron
Didn't hear what a friend said even after three repeats NODS AND LAUGHS JUST IN CASE
I am awkward. hear me roar.
That awkward moment when your friend accidentally PASTES A PASSWORD INTO A CHAT window and you have to act like you didn't notice it while you're secretly wondering where the password is from
incomming skype call only talks in chat
after watching an anime mentally dating an anime character
Thinks himself as the best troll character  Then  comes to know that there are many...:p
Doesn't know how to make socially awkward penguin meme tries anyway
people kill other people
get holiday envelope
cant think of a cool way to wrap present tapes meme to box instead
in social situation pretends to tie shoes
GET HOLIDAY ENVELOPE SAY NICE CARD BEFORE OPENED
get holiday envelope
Sitting In Movie Theater With A Buddy We're Not Gay
tries to be social nobody hears you
wakes up during autopsy doesn't want to make a scene
I LIKE PIE LIKE IF YOU DO TOO
invisible on chat. become visible wait a couple of seconds to make sure nobody logs out after sees you
PRETEND TO TALK ON PHONE PHONE RINGS!
Walks behind someone slows down to increase following distance
APARTMENT has CHRISTMAS party  stays home to eat pizza and masturbate
im coming to live in your house
Text a crush Never get an answer
See housemates on aim                                                                                                do not talk to them
Eye contact unnecessary
so will that be for here or to go? for go
after conversation is over fake coughs out of awkwardness
doesn't use bathroom while on plane can't take all those faces when walking back to seat
finds decent guy he's not single
My jokes are so complex People think i'M stupid
Sees socially awkward penguin memes and laughs ... then cries
Friends hack facebook profile Notifications blow up
Accidently likes picture unlikes it after they already noticed
hi my name is punjab and im awkward But jk im actually emily habibdola franzoney poney baloney
goes to whorehouse forgets to get laid
cute girl hugging everyone Except me
'I'll call you back' never calls
Add hot girls on Facebook friends find out
Finds out woman friend has hots for you added to mental list of people to be socially awkward to
starts flashmob  no one dances
Trains like a ninja Flirts like a potato
starts conversation with girl ends it within 32 seconds every time
Talks to girl handshake
sees post about socially awkward penguin doesn't understand why it's funny
talks on phone doesnt know when to speak
Coordinates outfit to color of advent wreath candles fights urge to shout 'santa!' when priest asks kid who's missing from the manger in the creche near the altar
tells everyone he's leaving the dining hall people applaud
Tower congratulates you on first solo 'you too'
Makes a Funny Comment on 9gag Checks every 15 minutes to check how many likes it has
Professor Goes to Shake Hand Wearing Mittens
walk past cop at the bank heart rate tripled
social intervention? Intervene socially
Hey you wanna play... uh... some uh... mine- spaghetti. everywhere.
doesn't know if toilet door is locked lays down to check for feet
So DANIEL
Kommer p&#229; f&#248;rste skoledag glemmer skolesekk...
Farts During a cavity search
doesn't know if toilet door is looked lies down to check for feet
Cute guy says goodmorning I'm fine
Fikkdd et bilde p&#229; Artige Finner det ikke igjen
Examiner stretches her hand to take the mark sheet shake it
'I love You' One Night Stand
is in elevator with girl faces back wall
DOESN'T TALK ABOUT WORK SITS IN SILENCE
girl waves at you actually waved at the person behind you
jokes about how bad scottish rugby team is earth materials prof is scottish
caught singing continue at half volume so i don't look embarrassed
goes to run charity for aids brings boner instead
NICE TO MEET YOU! THANK YOU!
ele vators
birthday dinner and people sing happy birthday to me Oh god kill me now
If its dead its not worth pulling out
newly met friend of opposite sex is about to leave doesn't know wthether to hug
Best Friend's Birthday too awkward to write a real card
remember my name! I will be the greatest hokage! I stole my teammate's identity to get into my other teammate's pants
sees old boss tries to hug them hello
Flicking people off in imaginary arguments other drivers start honking at me
PSN Store is down for maintenace message ps3 crashes on message
Studying psychotic disorders I have all the symptoms
uses public washroom only pees while someone runs the tap or flushes
Takes off clothes for a 'comfy poo' HOUSE MATE WALKS IN AS FORGOT TO LOCK DOOR
'finding everything o.k. today?' oh god
gets caught sitting on the toilet pissing
Pooping in downstairs bathroom 'hey man
Falls asleep on bus
New coworker presents HIMself and wants to shake hands While we both are at the urinal
takes monster poo in school stall stops when someone enters the restroom  & waits for them to leave
Found perfect song to describe relationship It's a nickelback song
hot girl offers to share umbrella 'it's okay
You're waving at someone behind me - i'm pretending to know you!
have a boner in class get asked to answer a question on the bord
Cries about being fat Eats all groceries at once
tries to make really witty facebook comment spelling errors everywhere - looks like a tool
SALUTES AN OFFICER PETTY OFFICER OF THE NAVY
Alone in the bathroom when all the sudden a group of people enter stay and wait til they leave
'yeah
commenting on friends status FRom 2 years ago!
THINKS OF GIRL WHILE UNDRESSING GETS EMBARRASSED
makes philosophical facebook status nobody likes it
FINALLY GETS TO CLASS ON TIME IS IN WRONG CLASS
CAREFULLY reView email for job interview multiple times  Subject title misspelt
Fart too loudly in office bathroom tiptoe back to desk
Parents get home Open second tab for an emergency switch
takes a long shower blows nose so no one will think You're masturbating
CANT THINK OF ANYTHING TO SAY IN CONVERSATION ' SEE YOU LATER MAN' SEES THEM LATER
doesn't enjoy board games gets performance anxiety
Friend's friend joins skype call pretend to be afk
Makes weird sound on leather couch tries to make it again so that other won`t think it was a fart
Have vocabulary of 48
Shaves to look big sees how truly small
late for dinner
TAKES A LONG SHOWER Blows nose so no one will think you're masturbating
interrupts staff meeting by running in late realizes that he's not on the staff
'Here talk to this girl' oh god no
Wants to throw a party Doesn't know how
'Hey I really like your tattoo' 'Thanks man I love Pink Floyd!'
makes eye contact gets a boner
'Here talk to this girl' oh god no
SEES CUTE BOY CHOKES ON OWN SALIVA
Hear the song you hate Try not to walk with beat
girl asks to dance immediately go home
Guests arriving anytime soon Take shower to avoid talking to them
HE LIKES METEorites I'm gonna give him a rock.
Wins office tickets to pro football game Doesn't know the rules to the game
we'll be fine thano kills the customers
asks mom for food reflects back
divides by 0 undefined
Hair isn't cut the way i wanted it 'That's great thanks'
omg! I HATE it when people use the wrong meme
Enters wrong classroom takes a seat anyway
She asked me to talk dirty to her hey baby
hit puberty apologies
HATES 'last christmas' by Wham makes a metameme about it
I really like you really?
forgets friends birthday sends the first meme on google
Cancer lol
Freshman anchors on chstv
have to poo in public toilet wait for hand dryer to come on to cover any sounds... and wait
needs poo at work
asked to party
hears someone go in to next door toilet stall flushes empty bowl
'So
hello 'yes'
MOuthful of popcorn  in quiet theater waits until explosion to chew
You'RE RIGHT SWEETY
set of people who start conversations with me {me}
set of people who start conversations with me {me}
person approaching - stare at ground to avoid eye contact     turns out to be best friend
People coming over? I'll just sit on the shelf and lick my ass
comes to 5w study break forgot to wear a toga
cute girl asks if you want to go get coffee with her 'Sorry
farts in public everyone blames it on someone else
Want to look out of window neighbor looks out of window too
Posts a funny picture Kills the topic
Get in a fight with a guy He tries to get on you later that night
thinks he is alone at home goes fap mom enters
Hot roommate says 'wanna spoon tonight
sensual chocolate-play with hot girl accidentally bites her lip
checks whatapp at 12am everyone is sleeping
Writes Facebook Status Panic attack that no one will like it
WAITS OUTSIDE FOR SOMEONE TO SMOKE WITH COMES BACK IN 30 MINS ASKING FOR A LIGHT
hot girl says hi say hi back and nothing else
friends invite you to sleep over tell them your parents want you back by 11
says hi on facebook chat unfriended
Create custom memes Gf disapointed
hears someone fart in public says 'bless you'
Female teacher asks math question 'yes sir'
Suspect your roommate has borrowed your headphones don't ask
Gets liberty on Sunday GoeS to chick aNd Ruth's
Girl at cashier Avoids buying anything
crush ask about the girlfriends 'I want to know about them too...'
I'm not going to be a sap  ANYMORE
GaNgHam Style
Meet somebody u like on a chat site Stay away from the chat site
Tries to think of funny response in conversation after ten seconds
cute girl wating in lobby at work smiles at you go back to trolling reddit at front desk.  avoid eye contact
Hot girl ask How are you doing 'constipated'
Wakes up at 7 am
Sees acquaintance down the hall ducks into bathroom
receives voicemail from unknown number terrified to check it
not sure where line ends leaves starbucks
fart loudly start doing fake farts with mouth acting the first one was fake too
realize i'm walking in the wrong direction retie shoes
talking to stoner 'hi'
i love you 'okay'
i love you 'thanks'
YOU TELL SOMEONE GOODBYE  THEN WALK IN THE SAME DIRECTION
Wave at your friend realize it's not them..
Peep @parents having butt sex go to room with hand cream.
i like frodo hows yours
Valentine calls me lame adrenaline rush
get halfway down the road and realise youv'e left something at home take out phone and pretend to read text before turning round
Near attractive girl cant resist poking her hairbun
Liking your own status to feel better creating multiple accounts to like your status
TElls something interesting person not interested
reads a friend's depressive facebook status click 'like'
Waiting for a bus  with no passengers on it
third wheeling with friends pretending to be texting someone so you dont look alone
SEES SHADOW NOMAD DECLINES
Get messaged on skype sign out
Phone Rings Waits till someone else gets it
Walk up to a group of talking People Everybody walks away
Goes on facebook to socialize turns off facebook chat to avoid online people
goes on facebook
laughs out loud at meme IN A CROWDED
need to exit bathroom stall wait for everyone else to leave first
ORDER PIZZA ONLINE SO I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO ANYONE
last one to school first one in class
tells OTHERS TO OPEN THEIR EYES JOINS A PYRAMID SCHEME
Hears my name not me
How are you? nothing much
Accidentally sends party invite on game exits the game
has to pee in the middle of night but roomates are home  pees in jar beside bed
phone rep calls you sir eventhough you're a girl try to sound more manly the rest of the conversation
off work early
Write about your life call it socially awkward penguin
Pretends to talk on phone to avoid looking sketchy Phone rings
SEES A KILLER WHALE IN THE DISTANCE SWIMS TOWARDS IT
SEES A KILLER WHALE IN THE DISTANCE SWIMS TOWARDS IT
see teacher in the supermarket hide behind the salad dressing
girl from class adds you on fb avoid her rest of the semester
person ended conversation with 'have a nice day' 'thanks'
plays FAVOURITE song to friends all your friends hate the song
DOESN'T understand joke laughs anyway
goes to homecoming dance as a 5th wheel sits in a corner making various meme's on how i am forever alone
a suprise party for me dont know how to react
HURRY home
See your friend front of you and hugs her/him from behind Noticing it was someone else
Prentends to talk on phone to look busy phone rings
pretend to be hobo everyone thinks you mean homo
has phone in hand
flirting with date while standing under tree suddenly find pigeon poo sticking all over your t-shirt
WANTS TO CHAT WITH CRUSH ON FB ASKS ALL HIS OTHER FB FRIENDS HOW HE SHOULD START A CONVERSATION
cute gay couple catches you staring trys to act as gay as possible so they don't think you're judging
SENDS A TEXT MESSAGE TO DADDY aCCIDENTALLY SENDS IT TO TEACHER
woman at register: 'Come back soon.' you too.
Afraid to stretch before working out Coworkers will post it on awkwardstretching.com
Tries to hold in sneeze during class farts
walking past a group of people laughing and saying 'it wasn't that funny'
SOMEONE Said THEY WOULD SEE ME NEXT TIME ANSWERS 'YOU  too'
'thank you
Trashes facebook brand page To manager of the page
I eat
gets grass stuck in braces gets shirt caught in braces trying to get it out
sees teacher at shops  walk fast in opposite direction
someone starts walking in front of you slow down to stay as far away from them as possible
HAVE A BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN PRESENTATION DOESN'T TALK ABOUT HIS MUSIC
OPEN BNET GATEWAY CHATING ALL ALONG TIME WITHOUT PLAYING
tries to meet up with girlfriend in school She escapes through the emergency window
Takes semeuke quiz with cool friends gets innocent uke
walks up to cute girl turns around and goes back
the oNLY ONE THAT DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO DO the 'macarena'
Friend comes over To use Internet and eat all the food Accept it because it's the only SoCal interaction You've had in a year
middle of conversation spit flys out of mouth onto other person
Missed call from new employer is fired already
■ dafuq is that?
Take the metro fall in love 3 times
Phone rings heart rate goes up
girl says 'no' to date asks again and again and again anda gain and again
cute girl asks you out in public assume it's a wind-up and decline
You were talking yesterday 2 hours on the phone you see in real and pretend nothing happend
Hot girl ask for lighter 'no thank you'
I think I love You Nevermind Just a boner
administration loses your application form say they never got any from you
Give him survival guide He uses it as firewood on a cold day instead
Accidentally sends email to boss the word retards instead of regards Quits Job
Sees something funny on facebook... meme page.
says insult in head Worrys they can read your mind
Enjoy your birthday you too
blasting rap music parents home early
Goes to Mcdonalds with cute guy Mcdonalds is closed for renovations
HAS A GOOD IDEA FOR A COMERCIAL ACTUALLY HATES THE PRODUCT
ho sd
accidentally cough in front of smoker refuse to make eye contact
Shows childhood photos to new friends scares the shit out of everybody
Says he's gonna renew his xbox live gold 3 months pass
Goes to GDS is Pro-life
FIXED CRASHING LOST DATA
It's your birthday you can't call or text anyone till they salute you
SEES A HOMELESS PERSON ON FORBES CROSSES THE STREET
Client has my phone number
Security agent asks question in dutch 'sorry
TRIES TO MAKE FRIENDLY FB STATUS UPDATE ABOUT TRIMMING FRIENDS LIST ENDS UP LOOKING LIKE A DOUCHE
realize you are Watching dvr'ed commericals
Girlfriend doesn't answer Call she's cheating
Gets Done making out with a girl and she WHISPERS
nose moves when talks doesn't matter
'Could I have your number?'   It's not exactly a joke
Hot Girl Yawns God Bless You
I go for a run... And lose my glasses in my shirt.
Hey wassup? Thanks
That awkward moment when your bed starts to levitate then crushes you and while ur bleeding to death u grab ur laptop and u start to make a post thats realy long but u realize ur not gonna make it so u just make what u were gonna say shorter so that u might b able to post before u d...
Use stall in public restroom cough every time you fart
misses crossing lights finds another route
Do you have kids? Oh
takes a shit at dates home no toiletpaper
Live alone but married
New Flatmates  in the kitchen Better starve in my room
makes 'no one will take the time to post in this thread post' No one posts in thread.
Girl Asks you out to eat 'Sorry
Make meme about Chik-fil-a's stance on gay marriage Way too late
goes to plasma-wigwood hides in family dollar
no response after joke text pictures them laughing too hard to respond
Doesnt go out in cp goes out on Wednesday in London
took drugs to connect with people spend all night in smoking area alone
Girl talks about her personal life 'I know'
Knows everything about her from facebook still asking questions even knowing the answer
friends wishing him a happy birthday replies 'Happy B-day To you too'
crush deletes facebook 'hey why did you delete my stalking material?'
LEAVES CROWDED ELEVATOR ON THE WRONG FLOOR KEEPS WALKING UNTIL THE DOORS ARE CLOSED
Thanks for choosing sonic
ELEKTRONIK PINGU!!!
My Power Animal  Is a penguin??
went from only boy school to college falls in love with every single girl
reads skype message misinterprets
notices you post a comment in my thread best online friend for life
Make a retarded sound Pretend you whistling
Make a retarded sound Pretend you whistling
Have a boner in class Get down pretend your tying a shoe
How's the food tonight
THAT AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU ARE BROWSING YOUR CRUSH'S PHOTOs on fb THEN YOU SEE A HOTTER FRIEND AND NOW HAVE A NEW CRUSH
talks to a girl about something obviously discovered on her facebook
attempts meme while in college fails
Sees Pretty Girl wave Doesn't know what to say
go to high-five a friend they don't respond
post facebook status asking if anyone wants new cell phone number no replies
Mess around in class teacher saw and class goes silent
Does a threesome two people short
Goes to have sex with random girl Too scared to ask friends for a ride so just lies to them
Someone tells you the shirt you're wearing looks good on you Wear shirt everyday
Cute girl asks if i got a girlfriend no have you got one?
tries to thumb content on Funnyjunk gets math wrong and gives up
say anything presume everyone thinks you're a douche
create facebook event too scared to invite anyone
introduce self to cute freshman turns out to be cute junior
WON LOTTERY
see girl you like at her job ask her if she's working
accidentally pokes self in eye 'sorry'
Obliged to attend party constantly eats and drinks so not obligated to talk
loves girlfriend can't express it without using a meme
don't look
tell a joke feel guilty for a week
my only celebrity sighting was lola belle
someone sends an email to everyone in the company accidentally reply to all with an awkward personal message
Gets an erection in class forgot to zip pants after going to bathroom
Finally Meet Sister Ignore her and keep having unrelated conversation
Lost in the store ross
MEETS SOMEONE NEW AND DOESN'T KNOW WHAT TO TALK ABOUT TALKS ABOUT PHAGE
girl you like just comes online wait to not look like stalker and miss chance
Attractive guy talks to you ADRENALINE rush
Sits next to hot girl in class IMMEDIATELY JIZZES IN PANTS
goes to comment on 4chan thread successfully created!
DOESN&#180;T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOUR FRIEND SAID BUT LAUGHS ANYWAY. FINDS OUT IT WASN&#180;T MEANT TO BE FUNNY.
hairdresser is cutting hair too short doesn't say anything to avoid an awkward situation
get the guts and decide to use urinal  faıl
Kaiser makes a joke everbody run
Not sure how old  only brother is
Talks to Crush on text Feels UncomfortabLe starts Typing rUssian
Cant Get Boyfriend Parents give online dating account as gift
Talks about slaves as black family walks by
at church
gets erection at uncle's funeral
Sends email To apologize for not sending email
Can't get new lady friend to leave Holds in shit for 24 hours
SEES SOMEONE NEEDING HELP AT SOMETHING PRETENDS NOT TO SEE IT
Time to say goodnight just walks away
Hangs out in a bar  tries to make friends
What's up? Good
Takes test in geometry Everybody flips a page but you
I want to reset my password escalates to tier 2
sees people cutting the line hopes tickets won't end before his turn
Linus torvalds learns  to walk
har mensen d&#248;r av blodtap
farts cupcakes self
Full at restaurant with food still on plate eat it anyway just because you don't want to make it seem like you don't like their food.
Meets cool guy at friends party forgets to give him her number
GIRL ASKS FOR MY NUMBER DONT remember it
doesn't know where to sit on bus ends up in the back seat
That awkward moment when it isn't rEally awkward but this Is the only meme that fits
invited to party plays runescape
Multiple women want him married
hot girl called me by another name React to that name the rest of the party
makes ask.fm account no one asks me any questions
SPENT HOURS TAGGING CAMPING PHOTOS DIDN'T UPLOAD TO WEB
Hot girl asks if he's doing anything Tonight 'Doubt It'
sees a funny facebook status is afraid to like it because it is negative towards the persons well being
enter and lock toilet cubicle try to open door to check it worked
RiP MICHAEL CLARKE DUNCAN 'Atleast Old Spice Lives on'
spends every lunchtime in the computer room
handed a mic and asked to introduce myself to over 200+ teachers/faculty immediately after a hard-hitting speec about a student being raped and murdered 'Hi... it's great to be here.'
goes on meme generator relates to all of the socially awkward penguin memes
find 5 dollars take to authorities
while watching movie with girl
aCT A LITTLE STRANGE gIRL WHO CUTS YOUR HAIR CALLS YOU A SOCIOPATH AND ASKS FOR HELP ONLINE
keeps missing best friend's phone calls doesn't know what to say.
sniffing randomly while walking outside passing girl thinks you smelled her
kisses a girl she kisses back wonders if she liked it
Empty seat next to cute girl sit somewhere else
says i got it drops the ball
gets bullied enjoys it
meets a woman who is slightly overweight congratulations
THINKS SEX IS too silent talks about the weather
OBAMA DOES AMA REDDIT CRASHES
paper or plastic? yes.
open the door for others thank them
on facebook friend says GTG and does not log of  don't say anything might be awkward
FINALLY BUILDS UP COURAGE TO SHOUT SUGGESTION BROWN BAG
Put headphones in to avoid talking to people there's no music playing
Told Anti-Social. At School Social
TSA Agent says 'Have a good Flight' 'You too'
nobody nearby in parking lot... fart nearest car door opens
brother has friends over and bedroom door lock is broken barricade with bedside table
There should be  social replacement classes after the exams
Gets a new smartphone Can't figure out how to answer calls
Wow I related to every single thing here Cause it all happens to me lol
Sees a nice Meme thinks about lots of stuff to comment but never actually does it
neighbor pulls out of driveway stay in car
'Your'e so quiet' cant think of reponse
asks girl on date apologies profusely when schedules conflict
Has to be in groups for dance ends up with sam addison and the teachers
Danny. Deal with It
Contracts Malaria White
Joins Fantasy league doesn't know how to smack talk
get same shirt after friend claim you got it first
in a group with girls
uses friend's toilet clogs
Try to explain what is a meme to your mother you are the one who laughs
Not sure if should say 'hi' or 'good morning' says 'good morning' with a stupid smile
i swim  with kevin yoder
attempts to sing  wrong lyrics
no one laughs at rehearsed joke vow never to joke again.
Ex girlfriend texts 'i miss you' 'oh'
takes laptop into bathroom shower sex
makes popular socially awkward penguin meme realizes seriousness of his situation
Invite friend to church they think you're joking
Get into a relationship with a nice girl No one takes it seriously
bank machine broken - have to go to the branch do without
sees someone walking towards you runs the opposite way
Robs a bank doesn't know how to use a gun
Show up in art project Get points taken away for being irrelevant
No Hurray
send some on a text when you realize it could be taken seriously quickly send a smiley face so they don't hate you
''Are    you     a      zebra?'' ''no i'm the doppler effect''
Friend asks you to look after t-shirt at gig put down trousers and later cover them in ballsweat
gets on ride that hurts back stays on to not inconvenience other passengers
Answers phone. Wrong number 'see you later'
Sits in front of someone in a public transportation and has eye contact looks away
Has staring contest with kirsten stewart Gets turned into stone
CHEANGES RELATIONSHIP STATUS TO 'ENGAGED' ON FACEBOOK OBSESSED EX-GIRLFRIEND GRATULATES
writes vaguely depressing facebook status waits at computer for replies
before i 'like' comment check chat to make sure they're not online
talks to asian 'hi
CREATES 9GAG POST DOESN'T PUBLISH IT ON FACEBOOK BECAUSE FRIENDS COULD THINK U ARE RETARDED
Sees that person's inbox is full 'well
does a google image search for socially awkward penguin   see's picture of self
CLIENT ASKS TO USE THE BATHROOM 'HELP YOURSELF!'
Doesn't get off train because hot girl is sitting by the door Ends up in canada
'How many pieces?' Honey mustard.
brittany murphy died not so happy feet anymore
You ask someone a question they completely ignore you
ice caps are melting? eat an ice cream sandwich about it!
sier at han skal d&#248;gne legger seg 10
offered free tickets by canadians shoot them
you present simple project plan to the boss boss schedules emergency teleconference with international experts
Gets cereal early in the morning chews slowly as to not wake anybody up
Discovers lead singer of favorite local band is on reddit Upvotes everything
has a club night called 'entourage' doesn't have an entourage
Person says my name and introduces themselves Starts to introduce myself mumbles off stupidly
has to fart tries to do it silently in crowd so no one knows who did it
know you're about to struggle on a set waits for others to do set at same time so they don't see
Offered Free Tickets by Canadians Shoot them
Says welcoming and reassuring words to new employee Scares her
acts like she doesnt remember you tells her friend she saw you
hey
Sits exactly one seat across from ms. nall at chilis doesn't say a word
EDWARD HOLMES IS A GAY POO FACE HE SUCKS DONKEY SCHLONK
Eats all the cookies on the plate learns later they were for sick grandmother
finally gets laid premature ejaculation
Are you batman i don't know the_Answer
rides by crush's house crashes
someone greets you in the street greet back pretending to remember him
tutor complements shirt 'no problem'
SUMMER HOLIDAYS HAS STARTED WATCHES OLYMPICS 24/7
Make your mom Go to the checkout with you
Girl says hi goes red
WEars nose plugs WIns Gold medal
Invited to party stays at home playing dayz
I wanna fap fap fap
get obviously wrong answer to simple question say thanks and walk away
STOPS GOING TO DENTIST DOENS'T WANT THE CUTE HYGENIST TO SEE THE INSIDE OF HIS MOUTH
Says hello no one replies to him
Send a girl a 3 page text about how you feel get a one word response
Has over 1000 facebook friends only talks to 3 of them
Trips and starts bleeding Everyone laughs
meets worst enemy starts friendly conversation.
awkwardly waving your hands to andora in public she doesn't notice
Demands all staff meeting Shows up late
BRing camera don't want to look like tourist
Someone says hi 'good how are you'
type comment on reddit delete it when the anxiety of what people will actually say becomes too much to handle because you're probably rambling and sounding stupid in it anyway
wrote 'arouse' instead of 'arose' in term paper Drop out of class the next day
Tells people what makes a good fire has never been in one
suppresses sneeze needs to change pants
Creates facebook account to become more social  Forgets to log on for a month
Talking in class Everyone else has stopped and is staring at you
walks out of elevator in front of tour group knocks over purell dispenser
Make a drawing that looks exactly like the prototype afraid that others will think it's done by tracing
Bumps someone and apologizes it was a chair
Go to take drink to avoid answering question empty cup
Sees somebody you used to know from school DuCKS
Last Day at work Not good at Goodbyes
Reading socially awkward penguin memes Relates to all of them
Mathias van hansen
HANGS UP SKYPE NERVOUS TO CHANGE IN FRONT OF OPEN COMPUTER AFTER
takes a bite of crispy crust pizza during movie only chews during noisy scenes
Whines about people talking about something joins conversation
guy you like tells you his birthday checks star sign compatability
LIKES ALL SAP POSTS ON TUMBLR WORRIES EVERYONE WILL SEE URL ON EVERY POST
USES 9GAG
Having a crazy moment to yourself someone walks in on you and looks at you like your crazy
New personal best deadlifting accidently followed through
attempts to make troll meme gets banished by friends and family for life
Receptionist at gym: 'Have a good workout' 'Thanks
not sure how to respond like their last comment
Laugh
Ends email to boss with 'regards' Misses g
someone accidentally hits me I say sorry
MOM ON COMPUTER fORGOT TO CLEAR SEARCH BAR
Wants to shake hands for goodbye other person wants to hug
Jagex adds in runecoins buys them
i really need lotion But i dont want to ask my mom to buy it for me because she will thing its for masterbating
sees an old friend passes by as quickly as possible without being noticed
Parents take phone away for weekend get phone bACK. HAVE 0 TEXTS
wAlking in the wrong direction looks at phone while turning around
I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them bacon
Hey how are you
summer of all parties moves down to hertford
LIVES IN ENGLAND LOVES CREAMPIES
Messages a girl that he had known for 3 years She says she doesn't remember him
Shows friend cute baby polar bear video has already watched video with same friend...
Throws money onto bag for busker Misses
I won't say global warming is real
going away parties at the office they don't remember you're leaving too
Bro Fist Bump  Miss by three inches
Person pronounces word incorrectly  avoid saying that word to prevent from embarrassing them
ALL HAIL  EMPRESS HOLLY GRACE WESTON
boards crammed bus ACCIDENtly touches girls ass
CAN'T WAIT TO GET TO iu GETS THERE AND DOESN'T KNOW ANYONE
WE SHALL GO TO CAMP
when im with her i  smile but when shes gone it leaves
Play songpop against your crush pick love songs playlist everytime so she might notice
desperately needs to blow his nose  Doesn't want to disturb other passengers
Tries to sneakily take photo of cute girl forgets flash is on
makes new friend out of paper
childhood bully wants to be friends with you on facebook accept
sees hot person walks into wall
Watches a scary movie with friends makes noises and jockes to avoid scary scenes
sneezes 'Sorry'
Leaving friends house says 'Thanks for coming'
complains about it being hot outside  Takes a 104 degree shower
go around the room and say something interesting about yourself repeat something someone else says
Tries to seduce a girl at a rock festival 'So ... you come here often?'
Sees cousin on street pretends not to know him
i troll u let the butthurt flow
Thought you'd like popcorn burned you three bags
foot touches bottom of table automatically think its someone else foot
Gives silent treatment No One Notices
FINALLY UNDER THE SPOTLIGHT FEELS UNCONFORTABLE
Hot girl catches you looking at her put on glasses and pretend to be blind
advanced neurology trainee Traumatic tap
trolls an annoying girl from school on facebook she kills herself
paying for cab has no money
avoids reading the spoilers never plans to watch the show
has to shit while people is near the bathroom turns on the faucet for a long time
the awkward moment when...... your crush asks you who's your crush
watching the notebook in the hopes of getting blown.
when i got 'a' score i don't celebrate because it's my job when a postman delivers letters
Girls starts to talk to you Completely forgets whole life up to this moment
makes a friend bad luck brian
mean comment on facebook status erase status and dont post any thing for a month
hi
Waitress accidently tops off your sprite with water pretend you ordered water
300 Friends on facebook only your mom wishes you a happy birthday
call someone an idiot for using 'your' instead of 'you're' make an even worse grammatical error
Talks on phone with friend hangs up because of awkward silence
that akward moment when you spell your name wrong
Voice croaky on phone coughing doesn't clear it
Plays bananagrams doesn't spot the word 'sniggers'
People sing happy birthday starts crying
Gives friend an update on something that happened realises they weren't there
what did you have for lunch sir madras dosa hut
stays offline on facebook 'now people will think i have a life'
says 'hi' to someone walking towards you on the street when they're fifteen feet away
enjoying the weather? ok
talk about sex with a girl speaking into stupid metaphore to avoid this subject
Watches two girls one cup Boner
Stalks a girl on facebook ACCIDENTALLY adds her as a friend
looks like he got hit hard in the balls while playing soccer with girls just dives to to the ground
Mate dies has sex with it
hold fart during exam stomach growls
Takes a wrong turn down the hallway stops and pretends to check phone
better to have regrets than what ifs nope.
never talks to you in gym class Becomes your square dancing partner and sings all of the words to the square dancing songs
Walking up the stairs behind my mom looks right into her ass
Girl goes to fix your collar Thinks she want a hug instead
almost burns down a forrest while camping Yolo
Tries to be clever on facebook miss-quotes meme
Gets pulled over by cops 'I'm sorry'
Remember when asking someone not to smoke was rude? Glad we got over that.  Now
Invite guys to party show up two days early
looks in car window on street to check makeup there's someone in the car
ASKS A GIRL OUT LEAVES BEFORE SHE REPLIES
sneaks out of grad school just for no irb
ADDS LONG LOST FRIEND ON FACEBOOK STILL DOESN'T COMMUNICATE
Dont know if I should Give hang loose or peace Flip middle finger
Hands Graphic Designer Project Sits there for 20 minutes expecting questions.
on his birthday doesn't know who to invite over
NO GF
Watches girl pedal crashes bike into pole
Female Facebook friend asks me if we could 'grab a coffee' and chat sometime *Panic mode activate*
Goes to romania  orders water
TIED&#196;TK&#214; MIT&#196; en mie tii&#228;
Always  sympathiseD with SAP
adds hot girl on facebook to nervous to talk to her
adds hot girl on facebook too nervous to talk to her
Get made fun of by 12 year olds on minecraft
'Did you fart?' 'no!' Closes mouth
Finally get a text message 'Upgrade your plan now and receive...'
mates for life into necrophilia
Get on xbox
knock at bathroom door pretend you're not in there
Friend says sorry Accidently replied with 'You're welcome'
The traffic light is flahing green stands at the middle of the road because can't decide whether go forward or turn back
someone enters public bathroom while sitting on toilet hold it in until person leaves
'I am really disappointed to hear you don't drink' Also disappointed with puppies
'i'm doing fine.  how are you doing?' 'good and yourself?'
got a date with a girl to see a movie at loews brought her to the hardware store
'Hey whats up?' Hey whats down
Emails english teacher tries to be as grammatically correct as possible
In bed with girl puts green street on
sees an old lady drop $100 what if someone thinks im going to keep it....
pokes a cute chick over facebook gets death threats from her boyfriend
sandwich left off lunch order at work? that's ok
customer asks you to check stock on item. You go to back to check. You alert wrong person that her item isn't in stock.
girl i like ACCIDENTALLY responds to friends group text message including me compliments looks and deletes her number
Door bell rings Hides so they'LL think no one is home
Wins award at graduation Teacher called the wrong name
Gets nominated for best company runs out the door
FOLLOWS MANY PEOPLE ON TWITTER aLL OF THEM ARE 'I FOLLOW BACK' PEOPLE
first date rants about politics incessantly
iOS 6 Do Not Disturb setting Permanently on
tries to take off girls bra she rages and takes it off herself
Catches up to person he is chasing too nervous to INFLICT harm
gets bumped repeatedly in line finally leaves after 20 mins of waiting
creates socially awkward penguin post tries to figure out how people would see it and hopes not to be that awkward
sees a group of people turns around and walks into a wall
tries to flirt with grocery store cashier 'you come here often?'
tries to make a penpal internet dies for 2 days
Types several practice responses in chat window realizes they can see you 'typing'
FAT GUY WANTS TO BORROW PEN ASKS 'DO YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT'
Waiter asks 'What are you thinking about?' Me: 'that's private'
'i smoked an entire box of tena ladies' equivalent of two cigarettes
Sings rap in front of parents gets grounded...
Polar bears would eat us if they could take the wrapper off
Raises fist in solidarity with bike rider turning right
friend posting loads of picture of her baby press 'like' on one and unsubscribe
accidentally poke someone while facebook creeping unfriend them immediately
TODAY'S MY BDAY NOBODY IS IN THE OFFICE TO BUY MY BDAY CAKE!
met same age relative in family reunion forced to compare height
Makes MEME THREAD can't make funny MEME
sees people working on math packet 'gee
Is at a funeral 'Thank you so much for being here!' 'It was my pleasure.'
stare at girl's photo on facebook she knows
try on underwear in store mirror scrutinize fit
your dilapidated car makes strange noises make astonished gestures to convince onlookers that this is the first time you've heard it
'Everyone at Edgewater' Posts picture of self
awakened by a phone call denies that was asleep
Go to create witty socially awkward penguin meme Have NOthing To say
pretends to be on phone in public  phone actually rings
Wins an A.I. game 'GG'
joins in conversation 5 minutes after it ended
Enjoy your pizza you too
Sees one night stand outside lecture hall decides to go to shop to avoid contact
CHEER AT END OF PERFORMANCE NOT THE END YET
c0-worker calls you by wrong name oh well
Holds door for a pretty girl lower head and avoid eye contact when she thanks
AN Attractive girl coming my way... Better switch the sidewalk!
Just wanted to take a bath eats homeless man's face
posts something on reddit not sure if it's funny
Finishes uni dissertation doesn't upload picture for fear of spelling error
See someone you don't like run in the other direction
Create profile page check/edit it 100 times in case someone looks at it
'Enjoy your flight
That feeling when i cant connect to minecraft.net
creates song
It's hard to look right at you baby
CALL GIRLFRIEND TO HELP HER FALL ASLEEP FALL ASLEEP ON THE PHONE WITH GIRLFRIEND
walks in a classroom and gets stares at no one talks to him
Gossip about random girl to alleviate silence with hot guy it's his sister
Forgets about conversation too late to reply
'Have a happy birthday!' 'you too'
Someone is blocking you at the supermarket pretend to look at shelves until they move
WarnS girlfriEND about not embarrassing HERself at social event accidentally EMbarrases self by suggesting four-way...race
gay penguin
sees reflection in bathroom mirror can't pee
-Hey Wassup? -uh...*Try to think of something to say for a good 10 seconds* ...not much...
Look at her boobs while she's talking to me Can't stop doing it
See someone similar to someone you know but are not sure if it's him Stare at person
Try hard to impress by not trying so hard have a meltdown
tamara is online. you say 'hey' tamara is offline
Girlfriend talking didnt hear a word
'You forgot to say thank you' Says thank you to wrong person
trips over plays dead
posts creepy things about redditor girl on bus makes it to front page
Meets Hot Girl Named Felicity Calls her Facility
BRUDR GOT SOUL!
Reads Socially Awkward Penguin Relates to it
sit down in class become hyper aware of body's spacial orientation
Sees hot neighbor locked out of her apartment 'good luck'
Bumps into desk apologizes
Thinks of funny joke forgets the punch line
meets friends dad after aa meeting asks if he wants to join you at the pub
Tries to retell joke Tells it completely wrong and no one laughs.
MAKES EYE CONTACT WITH PRETTY GIRL FOR SPLIT SECOND SWEATS UNCONTROLLABLY FOR HOURS
Girl introduces herself and asks your name 'i'm 60% water'
Sees a neighbour WAIT FOR THE NEIGHBOUR TO SAY HELLO FIRST
See a neighbour while going back home wait for him to say hello first
Talks about submitting to NSF WHILe AT THE NSF
Attempts to correct someone gets answer wrong
GIrl starts conversation with another girl starts by saying she's gay
I got diablo 3 Yeah same I have it on my ds
Hears noise downstairs. Thinks it's a BURGLAR  just the cat
Co-worker says enjoy your break Replies 'You too'
Tries to get teacher's attention Says 'MOM'
autobiography of james sisk and Sydney Penkala
Girl asks me for Condition of third hand lens Talk about my marriage
SMOKED WEED AND THOUGHT OF LOADS OF CRACKING MEMES sTARING BLANKLY AT GENERATOR
404 - aPARTMENT nOT FOUND? WHAT?
Playing 500 go fish
girl gives him a condom to put on its way to big
RAISE HAND IN CLASS
accidentally hangs up on dad.  Phone rings
goes to a party stands alone in the corner until it ends
Went to use public bathroom Other person in there? Holding Pee.
Business rule #1: never start a business with a friend Starts business with friend
Steps on persons foot says it ok
trys to walk cool trips over feet
witnesses a debate Talks about something else
Most of null on tower didn't bake enough cookies
ask girl how she is she says 'good' and then starts a conversation with someone else
go to bathroom in school principal walks in
pass a church 
Desperate for practice room on skills test day Makes awkward eye contact with everyone
tries to get friend's attention  stranger thinks she's telling her to shut up
arrives to university at 2 pm says good morning to everyone
Finally gets date with girl Rides Shotgun in her vehicle
girlfriend offers sex you faint in suprise
telephone salesman calls feel bad about hanging up and buys all the products
DOESN'T GET THE JOKE LAUGHS ANYWAYZ
Meets best friend lives across the world
says something is like a movie Can't remember name of movie
Go to buy something get to counter
gets called names in class teacher joins in
Crush says happy birthday to you 'You too'
'Happy birthday
Call someone's name and they don't respond pretend you didn't say anything
Man says hello walks away
Tries to convince you He's not socially awkward Most awkward conversation ever
Asks about new boyfriend turns out to be ex-husband
doesn't know what to do sleeps all day
kisses girl like it's a sword fight
sharpen pencil during test. instantly breaks go back to sharpen it
holds up hand for high five left hanging
sees one person in elevator takes stairs
walk into door NOTHING HAPPENED.
Says something stupid when asked to repeat
Walks into subway 'yes'
Says 'awk' instead of awkward
SEES CUTE GIRL ON DATING SITE SENDS THE MOST AWKWARD FIRST MESSAGE EVER
You must look like this to survive without fire
made wrong turn keeps walking
Starts talking Changes what he's going to say midword
Walks up to hot girl immediately begins stuttering
starts talking to guy in spanish guy replies in French
Goes to onsen I am chewbacca
says my dog never barks barks when they walk in
hot girls walking walks past
Trying to read girls graphic tee THINKS IM A CREEP
Wearing All Shall Perish t-Shirt Never heard them
Flumps the beat
COFFEE TOO HOT EVERYONE ELSE LEFT 10 min AGO
Mom set me up with a family friend we are both in the closet
'...' awkwardness ensues
CALLS FRIENDS NAME WASN'T FRIEND
Hey How Are you? Nothing Much.
Finishes explaining how he would solve world problems and how humanity could attain eternal happiness Listener asks him to reexplain it
'checks in' to a hospital on foursquare gets an outpatient procedure
'checks in' to hospital on foursquare gets   outpatient   procedure
Stalking friend's hot gf on facebook accidentally add her as a friend
chooses the blue pill
goes skydiving falls up
dentist chair must..not..fart
Comes in to work an hour early punches in 15 mnutes late
Tries to explain Memes to people they Laugh uncomfortably and change the subject to cats
Sees car with reddit sticker
tries to open door for hot girl automatic door!
I thought I was cold.. then i saw albert pujols bat.
Goes to friends house to play video games doesn't know how to move
Go through bad break up leave keys at ex's house
Awkward Silence At Party So
Walks up stairs not sure whether to go one at a time or two
person in hall stops to talk to friend blocks your way
Adds pointless categories and deletes them still not an admin
Cashier: 'Enjoy the show' 'thanks
thinks girls are laughing at him because he is funny fly has been down all night
How's the pizza here? they're eating salad
guy trys to give you a high five misses
friend says blessing at lunch already eating
Contribute to a conversation with strangers- They listen.. ..Get confused
finally decides to talk to crush starts coughing uncontrollably
Mom: Do you have friends? Of course
walks in to lecture late can't find a seat
Approach hot girl on mame cabinent guy with long hair
Tells yo momma joke Person's mother is either dead or fatally ill
gets boner in class hot girl looks and i gizz in my pants
CAN'T TALK TO GIRLS IN PERSON SENDS FUNNY LINKS INSTEAD
killer is running when rf is coming
moved next to cute girl in class farts loudly when class is silent
passes kutchy right-hand side
Stands up to take off jacket starts unbuttoning pants
You Think Penguin NICE AND cuddly  Penguin demolish your website rankings
TRIES TO LAUGH IN PUBLIC PRETENDS TO COUGH
Tries to talk to girl in class stops when her friends show up
hears a girl on xbox live everyone shut the f**k up
Thinks he's late Can't read calendar
goes in for prostate exam starts crying
answer question in class no one else wants to answer everyone hates me...
invite myself over leave when I'm not center of attention
Friend requests someone on facebook gets message back
dropped something blame it for dropping itself
Discovers his bisexuality Becomes extra awkward around both sexes
'How are you?' 'Not much...'
talking suddenly stops farts
Tries to think of a witty introduction Fails
says you never have time to chill but never asks
Trying to edit phone number accidentaly calls girlfriend's parents in the middle of the night
EatING crisps when the cinema is silent
tries to smoothly light roll up in front of crush roll up sticks to bottom lip
Wears pocketless jacket forgets how to walk
does'nt hear what friend is saying  smile and say yeah
Girl likes your post on Warwick memes Imagine life together
Opens Door For somebody tells them thankyou even though you're the one that opened it...
yEAH THAT would be really awkward if you said no
It's Remy's birthday don't know what to say
WHAT? front page! lookING AT own profile
PAPER OR PLASTIC? I'M GOOD
shower's with the guys leaves on underwear
showers with the guys leaves on underwear
oh hey man good thanks
Clerk is stocking shelves in front of the product you want oh well
more then one person coversation useless
writes post on friends wall they delete it
Cute Girl Signs in of facebook say 'hi' then say 'sorry wrong person' to start a conversation
Gets autograph from patrick stewart Calls him william shatner
waits for everyone to leave first
friends talking about  liking chicken wings asked ifthey liked chicken wings
we're all grabbing a beer
Friends mom on facebook
throws party nobody talks to him
throws party  people ask who he is
FAPS REGRETS
buys plane ticket to wedding not invited
Google Launches new algo your site disappear
My hat is triangles
conversation turns  pisses self
Waiter gives you your dinner cold at restaurant It's great thanks
with group of people and accidentally swallow packet inside beef jerkey bag dont tell anybody
eats at arby's doesn't get curly fries
jumps in the pit song ends
makes hilarious joke ruins it by saying 'just kidding'
Hey! i added you on facebook!' 'YEAH!' *says nothing else'
Accidently stand up for game you don't like Pretend you're giong to the bathroom
Sends a scumbag congress Meme to a fellow congressional candidate via facebook They don't reply
sends dirty text to wrong person see's them in person afraid to talk to them
gets up to quietly fart between obscure isles in the library can't fart until sitting back down
no! I was cleaning it
Walk by attractive taller woman Stand up straighter
about to take a shit in communal bathroom only farts loudly
walks up to cute girl sneezes in her face
Was told prom was in virtual reality this year  BelIeved it
Creates a clever comment -10 comment Karma
gets wrong food in bag afraid they will be mad if you take it back
try to talk voice crack..
try to talk voicecrack
Listens to gangsta rap is just a skinny white kid
uploads a pic on 9gag gets -14 likes deletes it
STUDENTS TAKING THE LIFT TEACHER COMES IN: '...hi'
answers taxi driver talking over loud radio he was on the phone breaking up with his gf
post you're quitting social media no response
Cashier at Subway asks me If I Just finished work Replied Cheese and toasted
Person in car beside you gives you suggestive looks Don't make eye contact
Mike? i'd probably know him if i saw him
Send a joke nobody feels the same way
Meets an old friend 'nice to meet you!'
Meet Famous Author Shake his Pinky
'thanks
SeEs cute Girl on OKCUpid Mention SAP Sends her SAP meme to Show interest
MAKES SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN REFERENCE NO ONE KNOws it
The Person That Runs To CLass
Post a new thread about homestuck someone mensions there already is a homestuck thread
MORNING! 2:53pm
omg Overdressed!
goes out every night - loves beer stays home on election day
Hey
Posts meme on fAcebook Doesn't get joke
gets otter box still breaks iphone screen
Notice hole in pants plan to cover hole with hand for rest of day
Makes reference to Socially Awkward penguin no one knows it
Makes reference to socially awkward penguin no one knows it
Goes to murder mystery event Dressed as a banana
Can't find urinal shits pants
insecure about being made fun of for confused emotions makes fun of picture of girl with confused emotions
Walks into wrong classroom Pretends he needed to talk to teacher
TALK about weather
gets a facebook timeline cause everyone else has one
full of retards afraid to comment
We Must complete bvt. you must not disturb.
Tries to create RELEVANT meme OH CRAP NOTHING FITS OH CRAP
Tries to have skype conversation with sister on skype she starts reading a book while you're talking
remembers an ashaming moment of his life he bursts in expression - now he has a real reason to be ashamed
Stops masturbating to increase drive to get laid after breakup incessantly flirts with ex until she gives pity handjob
Attempted french air kiss rammed into friend's cheeks
asks out girl week after meeting at a social
goes to hug a friend
makes meme uses wrong meme
Cute girl says 'nice jacket' smile awkwardly and walks away
everyone's choosing 'A' evals I think I deserve a 'B'
CREATES SOCIALLY AWKWARD PENGUIN MEME Nobody relates
TRIES TO CREATE MEME is socially awkward
Sneeze and fart simultaneously at work waddle to toilet to check underwear
holds hand up to ask question pretends to stretch when ignored
runs into girl he likes in the hall i didnt mean to do that...
its the weekend! oh shit.
cute girl meets gaze gives her a cheesy grin
HOMELESS PERSON ASKS IF YOU CAN SPARE SOME CHANGE 'NO THANK YOU'
travels miles in order to continue reproduction of his species drops egg in the snow
Waves back to someone who waved at you across the room Realize its for the person behind you
I voted for Juan realized no one else did
Want to meet new friend Too shy to initiate contact
Teacher collecting Homework Skips me: Not sure if because she knows i did it or knows i didn't
Genuinely Laugh at Something Funny Gets accused of forced laughter.
'hey
'enjoy having no braces' 'you too'
wanders into a furry livestream completely ignored
Plaats een pseudo-grappig plaatje Mensen lachen om de reacties
GETS New friend friend doesnt have facebook
SHARES BATHROOM MIRROR WITH YOU SMILES AND SAYS HEY
though of meme Too afraid to post
goes into library doesnt check anything out
Asks cute girl for socially awkward stuffed penguin instead of phone number gets italian bagel
Can't understand what you're trying to say keeps asking 'what' until you think it's a joke
This one is for menzel
spent 3 hours with shopping come back with two refill pads for college
'hey how's it goin?' '... hey how's it goin?'
meets new girl she has a girlfriend
COmplete stranger beside you stops walking stop walking
GEHT IN HALLENGYMNASTIK UNVERKLEIDET
That AWKWARD moment when you realize no one else can hear the music your singing a made up parody to
sTRANGER COMPLIMENTS YOUR SMILE OH GOD THERE MUST BE SOMETHING IN MY TEETH
Thought of meme Too Afraid to generate
I told people i like penguins then they said i was awkward
eggs on my salad everyone thinks i farted
meets new CEO forgets job title
Random stranger says Hi to someone You say hi
phone goes off in class the ringtone is 360
Went to sign the house lease for next term doesn't say hi to the roommates downstairs
Calls 911 for emergency says hi mom
don't know how to say happy bırthday create a meme
Want to wısh you happy bırthday create a meme
Doing a test Asks the teacher whats the answer for B
plays new favorite song friend walks away
Thought r/trees was actually about trees 'oh'
SHE said Hi To the guy behind me
this meme has been shutdown by the vaktovian empire
GO INTO RESTAURANT TO DINE IN REQUEST AREA THAT ISN'T RESERVABLE
Walk into job interview stare at floor the whole time
shivi: getting into a fight everyone thinks he is the enemy!!!
Panic buys petrol doesn't own a car
Haven't eaten since yesterday
I drink to stay warm and kill selected memories
Can't find phone while on phone
sees awkward person pretends to text. types 3 letters
'How OLD ARE YOU?' 20-ISH
HEYLO!
always gives great advice but always makes awful decisions
washes hands in the bathroom gets water on pants and look like you pissed yourself
alumnus wants to post funny gr memes irrationally afraid of demerits due to unfortunate 2008 myspace incident
everyone else loses keep winning
See ex boyfriend Have PanIc attack and forget how to drive a car
Didn't hear what they said might as well smile and say 'yeah'
read old generated meme thinks it is gay
CHAT ONLINE WITH HOT GIRL REALIZE SPEELCHECK WAS OFF ENTIRE TIME
doesn't know what to say i'll just send her a meme
Uses dramatic voice people ask 'why are you crying?'
References socaily awkward penguin says awkward panda
WOULD YOU LIKE A BAG FOR UR BOARDS?
Walks into class on the wrong period everyone stares
White kid wearing gangster clothing black man walks into room
Sees people comming  goes other way...
I LOVE YOU MORE  THAN how cold i am angelica
ORDER BEER EVERYONE ELSE ORDERS COKE
SoCIALLY AKWARD PENGUIN ...EPHIXA
says i love you 'it was a joke'
SOMEone asks what i got on the test exaggerate by at least 10%
I FEEL A DRAFT SHIT
walk into commons not using Iphone
doesn't know how to reply i'll just send him a meme
Girl you like comes over you walk away
fdfdfdf 5 seconds late..
Makes the cut Wonders why
takes master's embrace early fails to see a single pet after
Letter of Recommendation Doesnt KNow professors
Oh hey I'm just gona  Show up uninvited and break everything
Stumble upon girl with pokemon
played freeze tag got frozen
Sees you use a picture Not quite sure on how to respond
married for almost four years is 23rd person to wish wife happy birthday on facebook wall
havent spoken in years first conversation is a meme war
Sees funny looking penguin  This meme pops into your head
sees l&#228;llu 1 runs away
breaks up with boyfriend never visits his favorite places anymore
Dislike hometown so much make facebook page about it
stands up to leave
everytime my pc connection gets stable there's no one to play with
Taxi ride to airport
send a text get response of 'k'
ask where your dog is get butt raped in jail
Welome to mcdonalds
Getting a new picture on facebook Likes everybody else pictures to get likes' pictures
Texting something bad about a person gets reply from that person 'who was that for?'
girl finds out condom broke ' i couldn't tell you! kony might hear!'
in same small undergrad program as brother constantly mistaken as husband and wife
says by to friend continues walking in same direction
ToO Nervous to ask Girl Out in person Sends her this image instead
wears ymcb clothing No one compliments him
Headphones on
Gets to be President Got Less support than being VicE president
nobody likes facebook status delete it
'Like' HER PICTURE GET NO LIKE BACK
EXCITED FOR TODAY'S BALL GAME
Strangers are talking text to you ACCIDENTALLY repeat something they say out loud
When you see it Never see it
Talks in 'Fight Club' only says one word
can't get on facebook has nothing better to do than sleep
goes to gym to watch hot girls run in yoga pants
FART IN CLASS LOOK AT PEOPLE AROUND YOU LIKE YOU DIDN'T DO IT
Watch one 30 minute video become social activist for next 10 mins
crazy palestinan club protesting at school avoids confrontation because crew isn't with him
Sam fass or penguin?
complains about getting down voted gets down voted
get urinal backsplash on me wipe hands on pants so nobody suspects a thing
TIBIA UPDATE 6 MOUNTHS 2 ISLANDS
going to the same store twice a day feeling need to explain
waiting for reply to text message check phone
Make a friend drink too much Ask him to drive you back home
Hang out with friends on a friday night? nah
smiles at girl from ipanema she doesn't see
teacher asks: any questions? Doesn't look at the class
WHAT? WHAT SQUARED.
Tries to help co-worker by telling her to wipe off food crumb Near her lip.. tHe crumb was a whitehead.
Deploy time! Deploy time!!!!!
IS HUNGRY STRANGERS IN KITCHEN
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!' 'YOU TOO'
cant find friends in sixth-form awkwardly move around trying not to make eye contact with anyone
hollers 'Bai Gurrrl' when leaving car of fellow feminist friend walks away and contemplates futility of unlearning sexist language
AMC reviewer - utilizes automated software considers one self qualified above and beyond appraisers.  Cheers - thank you - come again
Getting a Haircut in a public place Feels relaxed and falls asleep to the haircut noises
Having trouble sleeping uses Rainymood.com
Knows people At A party tries to avoid everyone
Buys girlfriend new cell phone pays bill with moms credit card
Visits just arrived? Time to hide in your room
person cuts you in line stand there
Theater 5 on the left. enjoy the show You too
At gym
don't want hot chick to sense your attraction act like her boyfriend is hotter
make eye contact with teacher   while trying to cheat
sees crush in paces leaves
phone call drops midsentence doesn't call back
i don't ride horse
walking through crowd alone says 'excuse us'
waiter says : 'enjoy your meal!' 'you too!'
eyes wander to boobs she's staring you in the face
Friend you have a crush on ask if there's anyone you like. Nervously
is wished 'happy birthday' replies 'same to you'
She said she was an indie anne Turns out she niether likes Indie music nor is named anne
facebook down i don't exist
sees someone walking towards you you say hi only when they say hi first.
tried to enter through exit too embarassed to go in. walks away.
Wave at someone walking towards you still facing each other for 5 more seconds
Goes to reddit meet up too nervous to say hello to fellow redditors
Gets caught staring at attractive girl across room looks back 5 seconds later and she's still glaring
Your turn at 4 way stop Wait for them to go
play pokemon all night next morning afraid to walk through patches of grass
Thinks he Sees Jen Lynch Doesn't Say Hi first on off chance it isn't her
Fire drill in school calmly stops at locker for jacket
pOWER OUTAGE STILL USES LIGHT SWITCH
someone you know walks in front of you slow down
a girl i like enters the elevator better take the stairs
reads facebook statuses and comments of a hot foreign girl met last summer uses google translator and pastes in a blank word document for keeping
Spend 1
Sucks at web design stares at colors all day
Goes to get cashews no more. pretends to get something from printer instead.
Makes a facebook status doesnt get any like within 5 minutes so he deletes it
tells knock knock joke to a homeless man
that moment when you're praying sunnah and someone tapped your shoulder to join for jamaah
goes to david guetta concert no floor ticket
goes to su 319 during free hour terrified of how many people will be there.
Play's offline in Valentines So Online Buddies think
Went to the movies by myself on Valentine's day Not sure if like a boss or forever alone
Sent Love Letter never check inbox again
Gets call from attractive girl lets it ring a few times to make sure it isnt an accident
BUYS LOTS OF JUNKFOOD AT SUPERMARKET ASK FOR RECEIPT
playng as spy with deadringer keep bumping into random backburner pyros after activation
guy at drive-thru greets 'welcome' replies with 'welcome'
withdraw large sum of cash from the atm notice black guy in line behind you
sees the survey officers on campus runs like a penguin
a Person nearby sneezes out loud Covers mouth and nose with shirt to avoid getting ill
First day wind ensemble: bring easy head to play in front of class bring in giant steps
Waddles to watering hole to get fish get's a caramel macchiato Instead
everyone sends interesting stuff make a meme to send
Tries to say Hello Confused by Baby
Cute girl smiles at me i'm in love!
Spends hours preparing intricate yurt show only people who hear it are in the yurt
Oh hi there I'm CrazyMvm94
Starts using memes too much in real life Stops going out in real life as much
Watches the first episode of mLP: FiM Watches the entire 1st season within 48 hours
SOMEBODY SITS NEXT TO YOU BEFORE CLASS WAIT UNTIL 1 MINUTE BEFORE THE START TO STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION
Sees pretty girl sitting alone at mu goes downstairs and eats alone
see attractive hipster going to dc grab a beanie from bookstore to impress attractive hipster
blogs STARES AT HITS COUNTER OBSESSIVELY
pen runs out of ink during exam writes with fingernails
LOL 'It's like that time on family guy...'
SEES BLACK MIDGET WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS!?
Introduced to a girl shook her hand
Knows being friendzoned banging her best friend
Waiting for a train to come not sure if people look at the railway or at you
walks home through west street one evening is the only girl wearing clothes
walk towards lecturer in town avoid eye contact
Snows overnight slip on salt in morning
Girl ran into me with her bike I apologized
wants to take a bath but instead drinks beer and laughs nervously
Friend says Hey hows it going reply: meh
try and get out of the lunch queue knock over everything
gets to lecture late has to give balls or ass to everyone in the row
Asked what college are you in? i go to ucum
dislikes most-liked comment under a youtube video likes his own
Drop acid at abdl party mom picks you up to go home
full elevator at Eigenmann Get off on Second floor
Walking with friends
ASIAKAS RIPULOI VIEREISS&#196; WC:SS&#196; 'SILL&#196; LAILLA'
You got a boyfriend? Yes
Get off skytrain shout 'Thank you'
DROPS PENCIL ON 8th FLOOR OF GEISEL GET FIFTY DEATH STARES
goes to cruise spends night hiding on stairs and in corridors
Attends Munch While in Attends only!
wears sunglasses even on cloudy days doesn't have to make eye contact with anyone
conjures courage to go clothes shopping buys macdonalds
Pound it! ...Shomer...
Drinking in a bar Girl asks me to dance
Gets asked when te narwhal bacons Pretends not to know
no booths in ku guess I'm going home....
Goes to bus stop on own Gets out phone to show friends exist
casually chatting with friends in bar obnoxiously tell story that includes how much money you make
practiced the correct use of condoms with carrots in sex education next day you get carrot salad
ASked to provide link Sorry we don't sell those!
Goes to illinites
First to be dropped off by      8-ride hits everyone with backpack when getting off
10 minutes late for class leave so they dont stare when you walk in
other people are on the elevator take the stairs
english major at drexel worries people in other majors think you're stupid
says bye 17 times ok hello bye
sitting in car digging boogers LOOK OUT THE WINDOW
first happy hour at mcfaddens makes facebook event to let everyone know
Have you seen my passport? Wait it's in my bag...
get embarrassed on internet think about it for rest of life
tries to cough to hide fart sound fart sounds louder
Black guy approaching How do I shake his hand?
on the phone with customer service cool
on the phone with customer service cool
foo bar
You shouldn't wait so long between oil changes 'sorry about that'
10 pengs no xp wasted
playing hide and go seek immediately have to go pee
So many girls 'like' pic on utmemes Potential girlfriends?
arrives early at a bar waits outside
sends a text to find out what time meeting for coffee got a text back saying i didn't show up yesterday...
klassen synger bursdagsang for deg du vet ikke hva du skal gj&#248;re
attractive girl offers to split a slice of pizza with you. 'no
Tries to enjoy their chai latte with soy milk is kept busy explaining possible reasons for veganism
i need to be more social outside of the rc only goes to metal frat parties
SeeS FRIEND ON NEWS FEED PRETENDING TO JERK HIMSELF OFF
Standing in line near HOT girls fakes phone call to brag about self
Get into a ARGUMENT with someone then goes to room and slams door looks like an IDIOT walking back out to go pee
SCOLD LOUDLY WHEN PHONE RINGS DURING ACTION MOVIE TURN AROUND TO SEE GORGEOUS GIRL WITH GORGEOUS FRIENDS SCOWLING
need to buy underwear drive to faraway wal-mart where no one knows you
Try to make a meme uses the wrong one
TELLS a 'your mom' JOKE FIND OUT THE PERSONS MOM IS DEAD
EVERYONE AT WORK PARTY STARTS DANCING WALK EXTRA SLOWLY TO BATHROOM
Checks email every day gets only newsletters
Invites crush over to table for lunch spends hour talking about blender bottle
TELLS a 'your mom' JOKE FIND OUT THE PERSONS MOM IS DEAD
See beautiful girl with her akita
See beautiful girl with her akita and remark to yourself how damn sexy she is she thanks you...looks up
doesn't attend any of these universities doesn't understand their memes
Everybody chewing popcorn at the cinema suckle on yours as to not bring attention to ones self
Sees xavierite at a distance snobface on!
Cute guy tries to make conversation make as little eye contact as possible
Checks Watch Forgot to wear watch
go to party drink punch the whole night
Tries to make a meme comments on the other ones instead
likes friend's new clothes buys same ones
KALŠAN IS ACTUALLY A penguin
New roomate tragedy
no dividers between urinals pees in a stall and sits down so no one notices
brother brings attractive males into my house hides in room and updates facebook status about it
Find out Mcmaster made a meme page nobody cares
female cousin and her 5 friends simultaneously rub their booties on me at club pretends to take phone call
Goes to socially awkward penguin 'meet the meme' suggests socially awkward penguin
Makes meme to ENTICE friend to play bf3  Friend never answers
get food you dont like in dinner party flush it down piece by piece with a gallon of water
Party starts at 7 call friends at 6:30 to ask where they are
nO LIABLE GREETING cROWD SURF!!
'Debit or credit?' 'yes'
Leave bus from side door bypass thanking the bus driver
Take elevator can take stairs to closest floor
GETS TROLLED THINKS HE'S SERIOUS
NURSE DRAWS BLOOD 'THANKS'
Facebook is making group based posts I'll never get talked to again
Write meaningful love letter to crush put letter on wrong locker
Decline party invite show up anyway
Looks at picture of girl on facebook accidentally 'Likes' it
get added to facebook group post nothing
end conversation im an idiot line from the chris farley show plays in head
Celebrates anniversary of facebook friendship
asks for your name  at bullring forget name
dogs SAP's only true friends
someone sits at your table leave
Finished texting reread whole conversation
walks by girls eating lunch girls start giggling wildly. walks faster.
Attractive guy starts talking to you boils water over and burns hand
'Happy Birthday' 'You too'
smartphone while pooping barely able to get out of bathroom
meet Cute guy at work has gf
Wants to ask you out Gives you Pokemon cards
Enters Chatroom Nobody noticed
finally Talks to crush Shakes their hand
meet cute girl online
can't find meme you wanted to show your friend remakes meme
give someone the rejection number see them again
Changes facebook birthday to happen every month no one notices
Finds Doppelg&#228;nger on plentyoffish.com Is opposite sex
seeing a girl's angry tweets that u are currently texting Thinks her tweets are about you
smartphone while pooping stumble out of the bathroom
Goes To Reddit Meetup Sits in corner with Friends
freundin furzt weiss nicht
Somebody Jokes About me Better Distract them with other Person
answer a question realised it wasn't meant for you and pretend you were talking alone
'i believe in aliens' nobody in room does
Welcome to mcdonalds
AFRAID COMMON SENSE WONT PREVAIL out self as seer just in case
COMMENT ON ART OFFEND A CRIPPLE
goes to awesome party with friends stands in corner checking phone all night.
Friends late to pick you up for a party no problem
friend tells you about something stupid someone said cant pay aTtention
opens a door for a friend friend walks into hallway next to the door
MEET YOUR CRUSH's twin sister at a party mix them up
Asks a guy out pisses him off by being asexual
Awesome dinner and date with girl Gets pulled over For tailLight going to show never hears from her again
Drive 60 miles say hi
Cute girl struggling to get bike out of rack hey
Hot delivery girl 'enjoy your sandwich' Takes Sandwich
stares creepily at classroom crush suddenly in love with teacher
nobody likes facebook status update quickly deletes it
WANTS TO KISS GIRL WHAT IF THERES NO SPARK?
gets on mumble doesnt say a word
think class is over and stand up realize it's not and sit back down
go to shake person's hand they just look at your hand
go to shake person's hand they just look at your hand
secretary walks into office i just farted 15 seconds ago
'Goodbye' 5 seconds of awkward silence while trying to find the hang up button on skype
does a 'like for a tbh' no one likes
updates his status as 'like for a tbh' no one likes
See Rogern rage hide in closet
Misses reddit inside joke frantically reads comments to feel included
someone asks if you're lost pretend you know exactly where you're going
the awkward moment when you realize that you forget to erase the meme character on the back of your paper test
opens door someone walk through before you do
drops pencil under classmate's desk wait till end of class to pick up
Cough real hard Everyone says bless you
'HAPPY BIRTHDAY!' 'THANKS
Stranger wants you to move b/c you are in their photo You pose because you think they wanted a photo of you
Someone farts in the class blush
see a blind person look away so they don't see you staring
Someone says 'Goodbye' you say 'yeah you too.'
God bless you you too
New pizza place opened up Online order is broken
raises hand for teacher calls her mom
walks into class late cant find a seat
teacher calls your name say 'yes mom'
Runs home From a bar
Good
knows the answer to every question in class wait for someone else to answer
Sees nice sounding girl with similar interests online Sends most boring message
Friends remember your birthday when is their birthday?
forgot what supposed to do stands there until remembers
Use meme as school wallpaper no one gets it
ARRIVES AT friends bday party early and gets tell to stay anyways leaves right away
YOU MAD BRO? YES
walks into wrong classroom prof still knows your name
Get offered free 1 on 1 personal training session Show up next day in formal attire to cancel
How are you?  'Good.  You?' Good.  You?
dAVID  Deng
Takes com 101 and can't give first speech takes com 101 again
Someone says you smell nice fart
Laughs so hard to make a dispute sound not so serious and realizes the severeness of it from the pin drop silence of your partner
girl gives you phone number wait days to text so you don't 'bother her'
'Don't touch me' retreats to fetal position
reads awkard penguin comics can relate to all of them
Repeats 'about me' phrase in head sputters gibberish when its your turn
know well enough to post happy birthday on his wall dont know well enough to have an inside joke to go with it
get over here slappuin
WEIGHT TOO HEAVY TO LIFT ACTS UNINTERESTED AND WALKS AWAY
name is abbreviated to SAP  already used on TV
Gets sick and is asked  about being helped Nope *Coughing fit!!*
Tries to confess feelings tells whole-life story
MIGHTY WEIRDNESS
forgot to brush teeth this morning doesnt talk to anyone
Goes to Meetup sits alone behind pillar and reads
Waiter: 'have a nice meal'  'you Too'
Kinda Half trips on Himself Grabs ankle and fakes pain
tells girl you like her can't ask her if she likes you back
send an ask to your favorite blog obsessively refresh dash waiting for reply
not sure if person uphead is friend or random stranger walks 5 blocks in other direction to avoid confrontation
Falls in the midDle of the street goes home faSt
Stare at girl from afar person stares back the very split second you start looking away
get fast food eat in the driveway
perfect seat on couch sit on floor
Group of PEOPLE talking laugh and try to join in
'hey' turn up gaming music
DJ's party with techno zelda songs
Joke to friend about adding hot girl on fb accidentally send request
see a person from earlier it's not the same person
That awkward moment when you sneeze
Uses skype dies
ask keller to turnabout with a meme
THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU TALK TO YOUR CRUSH FROM HER CRUSH
I'm sorry was that too awkward?
goes to halloween party dresses as plant so can stand in corner and not talk to anyone
YOU SAW ME SCRATCH MY EAR? I WAS JUST TRYING TO UNCLOG IT!
When you walk into any non-starbucks coffe shop With a starbucks
BUYS A BRAND NEW IPAD MAKES SAME THINGS HE WOULD DO ON  IPOD
TaKeIng an important phone call at club  Then it rings in his ear
Turns into penguin To evade awkwardness
friend-couple are making out starts playing games on cell phone
didn't know i erased all contacts while syncing new iphone. jess calls. 'hi who is this?'
Someone you don't know comes talk to your friend while you were talking Awkwardly stare at them
Tells sex jokes without realizing they are sex related
found really funny picture can't share; friends will know i use 9gag
Hey I heard you guys are gonna have a baby! When are you due? We had a miscarriage.
sees a fellow redditor smiles to self
Finally work up the courage to answer a question in class wrong
ASKS A GIRL OUT FOR DINNER MAKES HER PAY THE BILL
Pizza delivery guy says 'Have nice meal' 'You too'
this is awkward but bear with me
posts a comment on reddit Checks for upvotes every minute
cAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO REPLY WITH POSTS PICTURES INSTEAD
Start reading a book fall asleep
Makes memedates profile calls self socially awkward penguin
Talked to someone in club Got kicked out
See popular people walking to school from the parking lot drives past them
Dentist after Lunch garlic shawarma for lunch
waved at cute neighbor she didn't see me
Meets parents for first time makes joke about girlfriend being pregnant
hot girl catches you checking her out quickly look at bus time schedual
on the phone with some company
is asked to sign a paper in class; gives back paper and pen it was your pen
Waiter brings you coCA cola when you ordered root beEr Don't mention it
phone dead for three days
ride in car with freinds sit in the far back alone
Someone says
Pops a boner at the end of school sits there as class leaves until it goes a away
is too shy to talk to anyone takes pictures of people to look busy
Friend Extends Her Hand Not Sure Whether She wants to high five or shake hands
Makes Facebook message instead of event invite email every time someone responds
get asked to hand out folders in class don't know  anyone's name.
stjeler alle plakatene av helene t&#248;r ikke prate med henne i kroa
Reddit black out tomorrow no sleep tonight
lost spy drone in neighbor's yard have to ask for it back
drive rehearse conversations
finally have good conversation end it awkwardly
ordering pizza rehearse ordering conversation prior to calling
In a group with friends
Go to girl you like trip Up along the waY
sings song in shower whispers it
shave patch of face to remove ingrown hair forget to shave rest of face
Teacher hates you Oh god
Is it cos im white? And Black
ASKING YOUR FRIENDS TO VOTE FOR POST ON 9GAG No RESPONSE AT ALL
Didn't send friend request didn't want to ruin marriage
be on party hear: 'stul ryj kurwa' from a best friend
In a group with friends
Trying to come up with a great come back end up talking about wet dreams
In a group with friends
hey guys sup?
'Good luck!' 'I will'
First date... ...friend zoned
im Currently Reading this facebook argument
*Crickets* now that's awkward
TELLS STORY ABOUT GETTING WASTED OFF 3 VODKA BASED DRINKS REPEATS STORY THREE TIMES
Get FB NOtifaction IMMENSE joy
goes trick or treating gets tricked
see friend at the mall leave the mall
types in 'localhost/' when server is off looks around to see if anyone saw
ROOMATE THINKS HE'S HOME ALONE MOVES SLOWLY AND QUIETLY
listen to eagle's 'take it easy' can't relate
Someone questions a stain on your bed sheets Deny deny deny
in middle seat on plane no one puts down arm rests
'i'm gonna make a call.' disappears.
plans a great phrase to say to girl  didn't say it after realizing it was bad
Singing in car with loud music other car comes around corner
uses 1 minute to check for updates other people wait for nothing
remembering what to do so hard FORGETS EVERYTHING
talking to girl late at night fall asleep
get roasted in an argument on facebook leave the conversation
Someone changes facebook birthday keeps the change to get many notifications
say to friends you also watched last night's awesome episode watch it on hulu when you get home
girl you like doesn't post relationship status get suspicious of every guy who's in picture with her
get boner while sitting down pretend you have stomach ache
'here is your pen back' 'You're welcome'
Michael  Cera
Goes to answer cell phone Takes photo of ear instead
going to meet friends at bar pretend to text until they get there.....an hour later
Girl accidentaly undresses looks the other way
Chokes for 30 seconds gets brain damage
laugh hysterically at ytp
run all the way to public toilets don't need to go anymore
study montage
facebook stalk someone
Slowly walk towards hot girl she leaves
nobody told me i was spelling 'theorem' wrong for a whole term
finishes test first waits for someone else to hand theres in for fear oh being called nerd
forgets gf's name someone else says it say out loud 'oh thats your name'
Girl looks at him runs away blushing
Close Firefox Open it again instantaneously
Friend draws a picture and links friends on fb has a obvious typo on the pic
someone steps on back of your foot causing you to slightly trip turn around and say 'its ok' before they apologize
Post revealing picture on facebook after your married ex is the only one that comment's the word 'Boobs'.
'IS SHE PREGNANT?' 'gO ASK' 'nO! WHAT IF SHE'S JUST FAT?!'
Birthday... disable comments on facebook
Hitting on a guy turns out he's gay
See car with reddit sticker say hi to the driver and walk away
forrest gump has more social skills than you
BUYS STUFF FROM HOLLISTER HAS TO CARRY THE BAG
Get asked question in french class Answer in spanish
Holds office hours prays no one comes
Friend Borrows cell phone. GETS HIS FACE OIL ALL OVER SCREEN.
misses 1990's the days of real life people never finding out what you do online
couldn't find funny card made meme
Gets asked out by girl has heart attack
laughs at your joke no idea who you are
has to speak in front of class stutters every single word
First post to reddit. Misspells word. Deletes account.
Someone steps on back of your foot causing you to slightly trip Turn around and say 'its ok' before they apologize
ATTEMPTS TO SHAKE HAND PUTS WRONG HAND OUT
Comes to a Party Shakes everyone's hand
Help random stranger they say thanks 'you too'
Teasingly refer to wife as 'bossy britches' mimicked by two year old son who can't pronounce the letter 'r'
'Enjoy the movie.' 'you too'
... Just friends forever?
bEING TEACHERS AID IN LIBRARY TOO INSECURE TO TELL PEOPLE TO QUIET DOWN
tailgates slow driver backs up when they pull into own neighborhood
can't hear friend
Doesn't get Joseph Ducreux memes starts listening to more radio and popular music
not sure if carbonox so just a penguin
Goes to school toilet pee too noisy
Texting Someone
talking to random at party not sure if boy or girl
FACEBOOK FRIEND REQUEST GETS REJECTED BY CO-WORKER BECAUSE HE DOESN'T FRIEND CO-WORKERS HAS 23 MUTUAL FRIENDS THAT ARE CO-WORKERS
Had sex screamed ex's name
relates to myself commits suicide
friend tells you to find something in fridge afraid to take aNything
Doesn't get the homework 'teacher must have forgotten to hand it out'
not knowing his last name until he friends you on facebook
mattroks can't find kululu footage add more kululu lines
Goes to party Talks to cat all night
Writes a letter about how he feels about a girl never sends the letter to the girl
plus one means nothing
someday the world will understand me
yeah
stresses over forgetting a friend's birthday 'Oh wait
That awkward moment when you realize that other 9gag users have actually a sex life.
get home after a date with girl you like notice that there was a giant piece of dark crap stuck between your front teef
plenty of fish? plenty of wish
Meet girl from south africa Immediately ask her if she ever saw a lion
WAKE N` BAKE SAP ALL DAY
WINS CHOCOLATE falls infront of everyone
rotations
dont pee before bed go to the bathroom 5 minutes later
MutTering about sap experience Start singing when someOne is listening
Tries to sign up on yourslab as the socially awkward penguin realizes it won't fit the username box
wave at someone you know in public they don't RECOGNIZE you.
unlock ipod for no reason lock it again
friends old classmate on facebook too scared of striking up a conversation
yelling  for a gank all day leaves skype because of others raging
Pole dance dedicated to BB Ramone
BF Ignores you buy him socks
HAS TERRIFIC MEMORY REPOST
friends come over talk to mom not you
dials wrong number gets flustered & hangs up
Hear guy in stall next to you shit Both of you laugh
Happy new year! You too
called guys dog cool delete comment
tries to sneak magazine into bathroom someone notices
tries to sneak magazine into bathroom someone notices
hot girl runs and intend hugging me hugs the guy   behind me
RINGTONE GOES OFF IN CLASS CAN'T SWITCH OFF PHONE
deliberately loses at online games doesn't want the attention
Tells a joke is the only one laughing
Tell my parents i don't party try to make them suspect i do
AFRAID OF NOT GETTING ENOUGH 'HAPPY BIRTHDAY' POSTS ON YOUR FACEBOOK tEMPORARILY dELETE FACEBOOK ACCOUNT WEEK OF BIRTHDAY
GIVES FRIENDS RELATIONSHIP ADVICES CAN'T FIX THEIR OWN RELATIONSHIP
Friend dropping you off 'have a good flight to new york' me 'you too'
10.. 9.. 8... 7. 6.. 5.. 4.. 3.. 2.. 1.. nO ONE TO  KISS
RINGTONE GOES OFF IN CLASS CAN'T SWITCH OFF PHONE
Too embarrassed to ask what TL;DR means can't share with anyone when finally figured it out
plays minecraft doesn't know who notch is
Go on Tinychat Fall in love five times
goes into elevator presses close button as fast as possible to keep others out
prepares for high five oh god!!! other person is going for a fistpound!!
Finds long blonde hair in apartment belongs to previous owner
Find soul mate watching a zelda marathon
Gets Homework assignment to break a social norm Does it without trying
girl talks to you on bus start walking home
girl catches you staring at her you don't stop staring
CHANGing IN LOCKER ROOM USE A STALL
Farts when alone with girl blames it on her
wants to find out if friend is back from vacation checks google latitude
Drop a girl off after a date on her porch ring her doorbell
Another person in bathroom locks when noticing
Need to sneeze Hold it in so that no one says bless you
Waiting for an item to complete a collection? Guild mate found 6 of those items and no way to trade for them.
can't find glasses on your head
Laughing at a funeral because i remembered a funny joke
type long text in chat friend goes offline
Finds out about reddit doesn't have an original idea for a year
Clicks 'Random' to show new friends awesome Subreddit Takes them to r/spacedicks
wants to impress coworkers buys an iphone
holding fart for an hour when farts
try to save falling  phone whit foot kicks it farder away
Bicyclist says 'on the left!' Forget which side is left
December 28 'have a good Christmas'
Create account on questionable website hope no one you know sees it
make socially awkward penguin picture not good enough to post
MAkes awsome CD with a very deep meaning No one gets it
small kids play soccer on the street he's scared of getting hit by the ball
laughing too hard at family reunion farts in front of relatives
finally dare upload meme on 9gag mess up speling
mix up shortcuts ctrl/enter & SHIFT/Enter send out only half the e-mail you wanted to send
his dad leans in to kiss him for his birthday kisses dad on mouth
wants to leave group and go home feels trapped
wants to tear facebook atheists apart Has no ridiculous christian facebook friends
i know it's stupid but bear me
They have been together for a long time Surely she makes good blowjobs
Chatting with friend who says 'gotta go' Still online 10 minutes later
get home and take off new pants realize that you've been wearing the size sticker all day and no one told you
need to pee. someone's at the urinal use cubical
vet ikke hvor man skal lage memes bruker word
THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN  YOUR EX IS YOUR FRIEND'S NEW BOYFRIEND
(in middle school) hold hands with girl get a boner
Wants to avoid any human interaction Sends parents to go shopping for him
Gets asked 'red or blue'? says yes
TRY TO HIT ON GIRL ON FACEBOOK EVERYONE MAKES FUN OF YOUR ATTEMPT
'Hi
txts cute girl and doesnt get reply replies back with sorry wrong number
Laugh at meme reference realize no one else understands
watch me walk in to wall..TWICE
Someone says they like what you're wearing you reply with thank you
see clip board charity guy pretend to be on phone
10.0EARTHQUAKE IS COMING! FLEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
facebook friend gets new phone and a new number doesn't reply
friend's birthday [CTRL+F] 'happy' on their wall
posted on derp's wall no reply
send message to gemini braunstein gemini braunstein ignores
POST indirectly doesn't get noticed
ADD YOURSELF TO AIM FRIENDS AT LEAST ONE FRIEND ALWAYS ONLINE
That awkward moment when the pizza delivery guy arrives  and you're dressed in a Santa outfit
The bartender refused to give me a drink I stole a shot from the bar
ignores your comment comment after you got answered
boy you love ask what you want for birthday he needz gift for gf
think boy you love loves you cause of sex nope
PIzzabox said 10 min Put in in for 8
Janitor just cleaned washroom drive 45 mins home to pee
'Location: behind you' look behind you
send message to ex realise it can be misunderstood
make socially awkward penguin meme cover up socially  awkward penguin.. but not  this time! awwwww yeeeeaaaaaa!!!1
Texts to hang out over christmas break leaves to dominican never to be seen again
only gorgeous women follow your blog never talk
Like for a like 0 likes
someone asks a personal question pretends no one said anything
Acts strange after fapping
finish fapping closes 32 tabs of shame
happy facebook birthday it's 4 am
happy facebook borthday it's 4 am
Prof. mispronounces your name first day of class. Final presentations: you introduce yourself to the class as 'mispronounced name'
bEING DRUNK AND NOT GOING AWAY
Alene hjemme L&#229;ser dassen uansett
WAlk into class 35 minutes late everyone watches you as you take a seat
YOU SAY HI GIRL SAYS BYE
checks phone in store  doesn't put back in pocket in fear of shoplifting accusation
Person in stall beside you starts talking Realize he is talking on his phone
reply to message notice you're talking to wrong person
Finally Agree to go to dinner with mom Every hot girl from your school is at the Restaurant
ask people for their email/facebook never adds them
have to analyze profs. article on final paper names give me anxiety
GOT AN ERECTION SITTING IN THE BUS NEXT STOP IS MINE
go to a friends house
! Where they goin?
Sends Friend request to random girl on MW3 Panics when she asks 'Who r u?'
Feel somewhat socially awkward wonder what it has to do with a penguin
blacklight party freak out
takes communications class oh god why
IN public bathroom
IS SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE NOPE
cough to hide fart time it wrong
when your student asks if they can call you VoLTRON
Sees Someone of the opposite gender whispers inaudible 'salam'
Order. Wrong order not eating lunch today
'get well soon!' 'you too!'
Fart in public use chair to mimic sound
Fart in clss Try to make the same sound with your chair
get a degree in communications can't find a job
enter into a white van hey where's my candy?
That awkward moment when you go to school because you have nothing to do at home
COMMENT ON TUMBLR  WITH 'HAHAHA' DELETE IT AND WRITE 'HAAHHA' TO LOOK MORE NATURAL
BLOWS NOSE INTO KLEENEX LOOKS AT IT
coworkers talk about a party they went to last night talk about your pet cat mr. mittens
pick out a wedgie notice someone is watching you
toilet overflows in someone else's house
look up a coworker on facebook feel like they know when you see them the next day
ring doorbell
Makes eye contact while looking around worry that they think i'm staring
date a girl from myspace she looked better on myspace
doctor asks you if you're sexually active your mom's in the same room
Draws in class stops drawing everytime someone comes by
read socially awkward penguin start crying.
pretend you're a girl online because you wish you were one irl.
doesn't want to add classmate on fb hopes he never asks why
Walks in people lose immediate interest
THINKS THAT AWKWARD PHASE IS IN THE PAST IT ISN'T
someone in the room farts apologize
read 'if you got this
accidently team kills in cod leaves game in EMBARRASSMENT
wants to get in shape lift 2l soda
tell gf see you tomorrow get no reply
receive e-mail with name misspelled SIGN off  USING NEW SPELLING
opening the bathroom door somebody else opens it at the same time as you so you think you have super strength
Petting friend's dog pray it doens't sniff your crotch
Tell her she's beautiful She says 'thanks'
Compra um mercedes &#201; fan&#225;tico pela alfa romeo
Classroom Door Has No Window Too AFRAID to Nock
Change facebook profile picture and get no likes remove pic
what music am i in to? i listen to everything. maybe they don't like metal.
mention SAP to co-worker get blank stare in return
trying to make a socially awkward penguin post awkward moments suddenly escape your mind
Lose virginity find out you were making dinosaur noises the whole time
Converses with friends about improvised explosive devices in iraq says 'IUD' like 7 times
DOIN YO MOM! *friends mom pulls up* oh god
adults having dinner someone spills their drink
Makes facebook account no one to invite
girl looks at me not sure what to do
HAS GIRLFRIEND IN LISBON... NOT!
CAN I KISS YOU? she asked yes
Post something on Reddit press refresh till somebody likes
merry christmas i'm jewish
posts more stuff on reddit than on facebook
Given someone a ride you don't know Silence all the way to destination
on caM WITH ANOTHER PERSON lAUGHING WITHOUT MAKING ANY SOUND
POSTS rick perry parody video to facebook no likes
farts in class nobody sits next to you anymore
._.''
Finds out Coworker is a redditor leaves this as note on desk
See facebook on another site go to facebook and creep
Sees everyones memes make one just to fit in
your computer broke? Congrats! on getting it working again
girl pulls out a condom what the hell!
So close to asking cute girl out bail out at last second
single for ages gets in relationship and everyone wants to tell me how they truly feel about me
in disco gehen wasser trinken
Has been making meme's all day still forgot's to choose language
Types 5 different comments into comment box deletes each one and keeps browsing
point to your friend
whimsical stare into girlfriends eyes pretends she's a Cyclopse
windsheild wipers are on stopped raining 30 minutes ago
Invited to house party brings tesla coil
posts about reddit on facebook too scared to post on reddit
SOMEONE COMPLIMENTS YOU YOU LOOK AWAY AND MUMBLE 'THANK YOU'
when does the narwal bacon 'um...what?' Nevermind
Want to talk to girl can't think of anything to talk about
gets asked a question laughs as a response
YEAH! SO FUNNY! AM i right? or..am i right?
I AM SENDER
Try to make awkward penquin cant think of anything
PROJECTOR BLOWS UP IN TEACHER'S FACE yells 'that was wicked!'
MOM sent a Package to my office It was in a box of glutenFree Tapioca Rice English Muffins
Meets fellow redditor in library Sits on other side of the building
eating alone at restaurant glance at watch constantly so people think your waiting for someone
Party no way gotta make memes
running to classroom holds breath to fake your condition
Talks to female through friend doesn't know what to say when acknowledged
Spill liquid on pants reference it so people know its not urine
wears shirt with period blood judges other people for doing gross shit
wanted to get atention from the teacher Called her 'mom'
job interview texting the whole time
reject breaking dawn invite socially awkward win
victim of norway doesn't testify
FB STATUS RECEIVES LESS THAN 3 LIKES DELETE
combed my hair people ask me 'are you ok?'
BUYS IRONIC SWEATER LOOKS GOOD
Feels bad for long explanation Buys tuba so he can clean it
Ask Girl out on Facebook Internet Connection breaks down
Views profile on dating site nervous to make first move
Was Gonna post This on reddit But socially akward penguins face doesn't show
Leaves a funny note to try to break the ice. Everyone thinks you're a jerk.
Do you know how to pick a crd *Throws card on the floor*
EVERY TIME I switch a card from the kings I PUNCH THE TABLE LIKE CHRIS MAYHEW
Rohan tells joke No one laughs
Today An Autistic 13 year old called me awkward
I'M AWKWARD AND I KNOW IT WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE
see someone you know from a distance Pull out phone and wait until closer to say hello
sEE TEACHER  five YEARS AFTER GRADUATION STILL REFER TO HIM BY LAST NAME.
REMEBERS THE NAME AFTER ADDING HIM/HER ON FACEBOOK
You have been granted the visa. Enjoy your trip. you too.
wear a beanie?!!? Hipster
make socially awkward penguin reference People think you are talking about yourself
DOWNLOAD SPOTIFY Don't play any music
Roommate found out Reddit user name creates new account
phone operator asks for name give her yours
wave back at girl She wasn't waving at you
is disapointingly suprised ukuuh!!
guy beside u speaks n u answer he wasnt talking to you
ask girl out she didn't hear you!
Eats at fast food chain order too specific for food to come fast
Finds suspected redditor 'at what time does the nar-...bell ring?'
LOVE GIRLS DRESS TO SHY TO ASK HER WHERE SHE BOUGHT IT
driver says goodbye 2 blocks from my house
come up with good idea for sap think it's stupid while writing caption
DIO PINGUINO
Get searched for drugs           in baa bar go and cry in the shower
run into people from high school 12 years old again
successful professional can't handle people from high school
can't reach top shelf items leaves the store
attend high school reunion leave when other people start showing up
Wishes happy birthday on facebook says nothing in person
facebook chats Austin sanderson way too nervous
can't leave library ex is sitting at front desk
tell the hairdresser you already washed your hair before coming.
downpour
He said me hi i think he loves me
makes comment on reddit
Someone likes your profile picrture It was a mistake
'ENJOY THE MOVIE' 'THANKS
use awesome quote from a movie get called out on it.
girl i like waiting for me to kiss her freeze
friendly neighbour says hi. you respond 'good morning' it's 4 in the evening
Calls teacher mom teacher is a guy
Fail to tell epic story of the century correctly ...and then i found a fiver
EATS
Last person to receive heavy mashed potatoes dish No space left on table to put it down
nod in class professor calls you on it (by name)
Accidentally leave water bottle beside classmate IN another row That's fine
say 'hi' to a friend you meat on the street he doesn't understand
Calls teacher mum Everyone stares
don't know answer emit louder sound than whos answering
Girl comes over  Busy finding fraps
Hug for me?
buys skyrim plays runescape
receive text answer questions in chronological order
EATS BUT STILL HUNGRY DOESN'T ASK TO PASS FOOD AND STAYS HUNGRY
Sees friend and waves realises it's not said friend and pretends to scratch head
Made sugar cookies for thanksgiving remembers that Everyone in his family is diabetic
VISITS FAMILY FOR THANKSGIVING ON REDDIT ALL DAY
Upload pic of you no comments
realızes that person ın front of hım ıs wavıng at someone else pretends to comb haır
In class asleep Snores loudly
make lame comment on crush's status
realize you picked up too much weight try to finish the set anyway
spends hours making anniversary greeting card with old photos gets self-conscious about hair
Doesnt know what to say makes meme instead
WATCH LOTR ASK CLARIFYING QUESTIONS
Girl puts her bag next to yours in bag rack im in.
Get hard on in school hide with books
goes shopping uses self service checkouts
Escalator? Stand in the middle
'Enjoy your food' 'You too!'
FORGET TO RETURN A BOOK TO THE LIBRARY THAT NIGHT
Farts in elevator Hot girl walks in on next floor
start to say something interesting someone cuts you off and you sit in silence for another ten minutes
DVD Slideshow exam Asked the person next to me if the answer was wegeners granulomatosis
GG No Re DONT LINGER Lose game
Says 'have a nice weekend' when leaving the office on a wednesday
'Heyy whats up :)' collapse speechless in chair
Favorite band releases new CD Want public opinion before making own
UNKNOWN AND RECENT FOLLOWER STATES SHE DOESN'T LIKE RAGECOMICS NEVER AGAIN SPEAK ABOUT THEM TO NOT DISSAPOINT HER
Using the restroom when roommate walks in stares
SEES SOMEONE ELSE WALKING DOWN HALLWAY PULLS PHONE OUT
Calls self Rockstar doesnt play instrument or rock music
checking 9 gag when boss comes in nervously click random shit
Say hi to some PEOPLE. FORGET. Say hi TO THEM again later.
Misspell word on meme Try to delete it loses sleep
Trip once
hug girlfriend from behind not your girlfriend
get top comment on front page post [deleted]
no one likes your status Delete.
drops change on the ground contemplates picking it up for 30 seconds
joins ts3 BEGIN THE AWKWARD SILENCE
Downloads killer elite made in 1975
Mom barely knows how to log into windows she has 87 more friends than you on facebook
Gets a present Loses all social skills
Friend gives you phone number Phone is off
whistle catchy song wait
Drop food on floor eat it when no one is watching
that awkward moment when a waiter put a food on your plate without you asking
Post funny status update no one replies
On Lan Plays Free for all alone
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girl with  same name Are you talking about me?
became a hipster after it was mainstream
see picture of tori spelling's boobs wonders what kind of candy that is on the kid's head
roomate is humping body pillow pretend like your on facebook
Get top-voted meme Forgot to log in
say goodbye when leaving office's open space no one answers
receives flirtatious message doesn't know how to respond
'Have a safe flight' 'you too!'
WALKING WITH CRUSH
JAK &#196;R EN  HJULHEEEST
palms are sweaty meet girlfriends father
Talks to girl on facebook Can't say a word in real life
speaks to redditors says nothing
make DJ meme for si domone no one gets it
GIRL POKED ME ON FACEBOOK BUT HER FRIEND WAS PRETTIER POKE BACK?
JUGGLING CUBES JUST WON'T DO CALL TOONTOWN CENTRAL Doodle
WALKS THROUGH SCHOOL HALLWAY WITH HEADPHONES ON
EATING ALONE PRETEND LIKE YOURE TEXTING
girl just walked in on me while I was in the restroom checking myself out I'm in the wrong Restroom
boys yells at you not to touch his hair do it anyway
someone likes 9gag comment instantly checks his/her fb profile
thanks readers for loyalty Disappears for 7 weeks
texting your waman 'who your mam?'
dont accept compliment blame he has been hacked
'Hey
want to post on friends fb wall change your  mind the last second
Gets A mohaWk ListeNs to snow patrol
singing hit song with friend mouth 'watermelon' on unknown lyrics
post photo of baby penguin pooping nobody laughs?
Run out of things to do on computer in class Goes to sleep on it
SCoot over sits in different seat
at a movie with hot girl and reach for popcorn miss and accidentally put hand on her crotch
Join reddit IRC to make new friends All posts lost in spam of redditors joining IRC to make new friends
Goes on first date quotes einstein
Hva s&#229;? Eller hva!
Suspects girl of reading reddit texts pictures of cats instead of asking
MAKE FART-NOISE WITH YOUR MOUTH IN CLASS THE CLASS THINKS THAT IT WAS REAL
attempts to burp throws up a little instead
CUTE GIRL SAID SHE HAS AIDS I LAUGHED
buys accessory at apple store through easypay gets a bag to look like you're not stealing
Hosts lan party we all play skyrim
GIRL YOU LIKE KISSES YOU AT WARWICK UNI RUN AWAY
hanging out with randoms make clever joke everyone laughs
READS MUSICALLY OBLIVIOUS 8TH GRADER MEME AT THE AGE OF 20 REALIZE YOU'VE MISUNDERSTOOD BAND NAMES THE SAME WAY...YESTERDAY
comments on someones facebook status
Girl not listening to ipod not talk to her anyway
divided by zero forgot to show working
waiting in line at the arcade answer imaginary phone call
Walk girl home after night out Stop to feed ducks
My name is Concon
Meet co-worker in town and forget their name Didn't like that job anyway
Try to get beer at party keg explodes
New Seating Plan Still sit next to Ex-Girlfriend
Finish kicking out awesome jam at towson open mic night Asks why we aren't going to play another song
Still cant think of anything funny to post ask clever bot
Fart in class blame it on the retarded kid
STATS PRESENTATION LATER DUNNO WHAT TO SAY TO THE CLASS
move to new city dont know who to ask for trees
Posts all memes under wrong subReddit Thinks that nobody likes them is the reason they get deleted
man walks in and stands next to you suddenly needs to poo
emily mag deine memes nicht h&#246;r auf mit ihnen
doesn't have anything interesting to say to cute girl on facebook poke her
CLASSMATE GOT POISONED YOU'RE GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Boy tells his favorite show
get in the elevator wonder how many people ıt can carry
Goes to a 90's party dresses like a sailor
someone's taking my rocks Too scared to make a scene
using urinal in a full bathroom tries  hard to hold in fart
PHONE OUT OF BATTERY PRETEND IT'S NOT
Loses the game No one gives a damn
Loses the game No one gives a damn
stare at girl you like her friends spot you and notify her
See acquaintance from school Walk by with head down
See Friend at Restaurant Yell name from across the table
Gets a notification on facebook waits 15 minutes to reply
girlfriend dumps you through her friend's facebook account
PERSON STANDING BEHIND ME PUT ON HEADPHONES AND PRETEND NOT TO NOTICE
Think of brilliant facebook status don't post it because you don't want people commenting on it.
Create internet meme delete before anyone sees it
CHANGE BACK TO MARK HATERS GONNA HATE
get drunk and dance feel foolish for days
Buys honda fit wears fedora pulled low so no one recognizes
In public restroom
girl teases you and toys with you for over a year un-friend her on facebook
Ruben  SETTERGREN
first time inviting someone as friend on facebook he declines - you delete your account
invite someone as friend on facebook he declines - you delete your account
get drunk at bar forget to flush toilet?
adding a note to a post retype 3 times then cancel
Get to kerr before you wait iN lobby till you arrive
USe Inspirational Background Change it When presenting to Boss
in a public area with people pretend to text on phone no battery
goes by Doddsino    ....
writes raps contains no rhymes whatsoever
Hope it'll rain so you can skip school sunny day
People talking in an elevator. you get in. people stop talking.
Sees friend sitting next to hot girl in lecture sits 6 rows back
i just asked him straight up what he knew in an email
'what's up?' Good..
Walk into wrong lecture hall stay there until class ends
What Are You A Polar Bear?
claims to have loads of friends  only has 63 and talks to maybe 5 on facebook
claims to love smoking pot only 'smokes' alone
really cute witty girl working at bookstore register say nothing and post about it on facebook
Hear people outside your dorm avoid leaving until their voices are no longer heard
See Professor Araral in hallway 'Hello Professor arararal'
stands in the doorway at the showcase 'hi
Bump into cute girl at store
'how are you?' 'hello'
Join Video gaming club play board games anyway
goes to store counter too afraid to ring bell for service
USE AWESOME ASSASSINS CREED 2 MUSIC AS RINGTONE NO ONE EVER RINGS YOU
At homecoming
2:01 left in game takes time out
Thanks for the add do I know you? unfrIend
finally Ask girl to homecoming dance too socially awkward to dance with her
Run into mannequin. 'oops. Sorry miss!'
finds out hot girl is a redditor asks her out on reddit
Mass text sent to everyone but you check phone anyways
Gets toenail removed Wins blindfolded musical chairs
Makes head contact with steckel avoids eye contact with doctor
WRITE STUFF THEN DELETE IT AGAIN WONDER IF THEY CAN SEE PENCIL DOING THE SAME
WRITE STUFF THEN DELETE IT AGAIN WONDER IF THEY SEE PENCIL DOING THE SAME
paired with your crush for an assignment read sap on your phone the entire time
1 facebook friend win
HOT COWORKER ACTIVELY AVOID GROUP PROJECTS
'Thank You' Nods Head
finally ask a girl on a date after 2 years realize she's been dating someone for 2 years
WHOA!  you can't like this while holding ctrl!
i bet you cant press ctrl and like this meme
i like the animation it makes  when you press like on a meme
guys press ctrl+like and see what happens
What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong.
hey guys see what happens when you press shift+ like
comment on someones facebook status delete your comments to make it look like they're talking to themselves
I will donate $1 to cancer research every time you like this
Youtube video has no dislikes now it has 1
Change facebook profile name to 'Only morons' Like other people's statuses
Child birth So easy a woman can do it.
Recive long emotional text 'ok'
I just heard the apple guy died R.I.P. Isaac newton
makes meme upvotes self
If you're a guy upvote this if you're a girl go back to the kitchen
press f13
dumps a girl few weeks before christmas doesn't have to buy presents
Make vanilla pudding. Put in mayo jar. Eat in public.
I hacked this meme so you can't upvote it
that AWKWARD when you already said 'moment' in your head
CTRL W
NUKA JAPAN TWICE Whine about 9/11
buy grim reaper costume stand outside nursing home
Change Facebook name to 'No One.' Like people's statuses
You HAVE NOW ENTERED MANUAL BREATHING MODE
WHOA! YOU CAN LIKE THIS WHEN YOU RIGHT CLICKED FIRST!
get banned for trolling reregister with a new name and hide identity
send chat message then log off
upvotes a meme. logs in. upvotes it again.
5 seconds of video 2 minutes of buffering
post 'missing cat' sign in front of chinese restaurant
'Hey you got a sec?' I have lots of secs
Problems connecting to the internet error message: please go to this website for more information
child photography read it again
tree falls on woman in the forest? why was there a kitchen in the forest?
Which bees give Milk? boo-bees
Car behind you is speeding and trying to pass you Find slow car next to you and match it's speed
early bird gets the worm. second mouse gets the cheese.
Want a popular meme? downvote all the others
a box on a form says 'Leave this box blank'. Write 'OK' in it.
I Bid on auctions
I decided to burn some calories today so i set a fat kid on fire .....................
There was a 4 car crash in Mexico today.  243 PEOPLE DIED.
hey squidward you finish those errands?
Went to Target on Black Friday Bought Groceries
loosen salt lid at restraunt watch magic happen
sue people downloading music for not buying it then put music for free on youtube.
If I had 10 cents for everytime a hobo asked for change I would still say no
kony puts the 'infant' in 'infantry'
the game
New Text Books? fresh CAnvas for dicks and profanity
don't have enough time to finish essay sends an empty email without the file and gets 1 more day
borrow money from the bank buy the bank
WENT TO dvD STORE & look at LATEST MOVIEs to download later at home
what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing. shes already been told twice
having new game and invite friend play alone let him watch
pouring rain call pizza guy
Three urinals avaible takes middle one
friend doesn't respond in chat spams him until response
Freeze mentos in ice cubes Serve time bomb beverages
I LOVE TECHNO MY FAVORITE BAND IS DUBSTEP
THey see me trollin' they hatin'
it's 9/11 Jenga
you this read wrong problem?
Turns on computer Says 'Keyboard not found
that hand in the  crowd that grabs your ass? me everytime
'She doesn't have a single decent bone in her body' Except for mine
received long text message respond with smiley face
i dont always use the wrong meme but when i do
press F13
A woman Driving That's a strange looking kitchen
DO SOMETHING FOR THE FIRST TIME PRETEND TO BE A PRO
god is for sure not a woman if he were
WANNA HEAR A JOKE? TWO WOMEN WERE SITTING QUIETLY
'Oh by the way katniss
Scientists prooved that 192947294 on the internet are too lazy to read this number
In soviet russia  i still troll you
plays gungame stabs everyone
Go to burger king ask for a happy meal
work in fancy restaurant during valentines day put fake engagement ring in every girls glass
Press CTRL and like this! U mad bro? promblem?
IF Midgets take drugs they don't get high They get medium
looks for the one clean stal in restroom pees on seat
nuke japan twice whine about 9/11
I used to have arrows but then i shot them into adventurer's knees
Fart in the aisle at walmart WALK AROUND TO NEXT AISLE AND HEAR PERSON GAG
go on friends facebook like bikini pics
act like a retard say i was trolling
'it's not a english lesson
life is too short.. to remove the usb cable safely
cherished public figure dies immediately formulate jokes
buy  t-shirt you like for fat friend buy on your size so he has to give it to you
MANUAL BREATHING  Manual blinking
did you hurt yourself when you fell out of heaven cause it looks like you landed on your face
dont know what to write here still do it
Sure you have freedom of speech but i have the freedom to downvote
Comment on someone's Facebook status Delete your comments to make it look like they're talking to themselves
fill beer can with water and drive problem officer?
press alt f4
like for heaven ignore for hell
RECEIVE LONG EMOTIONAL TXT 'OK'
Hates abortion
Forgets to secure his Wifi for about a month Sees angry neighbours after securing his wifi
try to click shift tab ctrl and like at the same time u mad bro!
pushes elevator button uses stairs
inception was a boring movie even the actors fell asleep
presses cross walk button to stop traffic doesn't cross
Did you heard the joke that they don't tell to gay people? Didn't think so
i need a 6 month vacation   twice in a year
make awesome trailer to crap movie problem?
Schoolmate asks about the test gives wrong info
quit job
sees your status about a tragic event presses 'like'
Trolling is a art
hey
Receive long emotional text reply with 'k'
Plays hide and seek leaves without telling
Submit College essay  one word over the limit
wow
friend does not respond to spam keep spamming
friend leaves facebook open let the fun begin
Gets on Airplane gets every baby to start crying
Every dogs last trick? Play dead
buys tank with credit card... destroys credit card company
trust me im white
use ur friend's computer set redtube as a homepage
friend is nauseous make puking noises
April 1st is a religious holiday We make others believe things that aren't true
banks get bailout money from the government with a 2% interest rate banks sell it back to the government as bonds with a 3.5% interest rate
'can you watch my stuff?' yeah walks away
Takes a picture with a girl you like u mad?
delete system 32 get old facebook
U cant upvote this meme challenge accepted
Asks to use toilet Shits in sink
SORRY MARIO BUT YOUR PRINCESS IS IN ANOTHER CASTLE
Teacher has computer problem
Replace mayo in jar with vanilla pudding Eat in public
48 hours ban? i'll be back trolling in 49 hours
CHANGE facebook name to 'only morons' like someone's status
Friend goes to take a shower take all of his clothes
close your eyes and hold ctrl+ n
add someone random on facebook never say a word to them
Tell girlfriend to dress up because you're taking her out to dinner Welcome to mcdonalds
like this status for childr- -keeps scrolling-
Plan on living forever so far so good
writes too much text to possibly fit on meme in a reasonable way that can still be seen and logically understood Problem?
LOOK BOTTOM LOOK TOP
ask your freind to set up a blind date don't show up
play as nord side with legion
friend finds masterball uses on a magikarp
nuke japan twice... ...whine about 9/11
hey GUYS SEE what happens when hit the caps lock key and press like
conversations on facebook statuses irritate everyone else not in convo
buy $100 worth of groceries pay cashier in coins
What? women are excellent at driving shopping carts
meme not in english? downrate
Kony Guy What about justin bieber?
Creating Every Meme a second time
stranger starts speaking spanish yo no hablo espa&#241;ol
Girl said she was fat I agreed
says he will love u forever he was talking to the bacon
Tells team he's support picks scout
make them mad then ask y they mad to make even madder
has 1000 word essay due puts a photo in essay because pictures tell 1000 words
Don't you hate when sentences Don't end the way they octopus
ask if u can have a piece of gum.. takes 3 and squishes them together to make 1 big piece u mad bro?
Sets facebook profile name to 'no one' Likes people's statuses
Copies your meme gets more likes
A girl called for you earlier but i forgot the number
create meme
i heard the apple guy died r.i.p isaac newton
Leaves elevator Clicks all the floors on the way out
Tells blind person aBout cure to blindness gives pamphlet to read
Cancelled my progressive insurance policy u mad flo?
error 37
Buy a bag of air get 15% of chips free
'Look
FARTING IN CLASSROOM LIKE A BOSS KNOWING THAT EVERYONE WILL LOOK FOR THE fat kid
need to pee at school wait until class time
WANT TO FIND OUT HOW THEY MAKE SAUSAGES? GO ON TO MEATSPIN.COM
try this you cant like this while holding ctrl
follow someone on instagram unfollow them once they follow me
see funy mini game where you have to shoot 5 ducks only shoot 4 and then continues
Female humor isn't funny period.
One of the smartest schools in the city  cant figure out it needs air conditoning
Press 'CTRL' and 'W'
coNVINCES YOU TO KEEP TRYING tO WATCH YOU FAIL AGAIN.
i bet you were expecting a meme
help stop kony masturbate in public
friend asks for legos for birthday buys him mega blocks
hand someone a business card that was just given to me
you're now entering manual breathing mode
Automatic Breathing Activated
Sausage pizza now vegetable umad
PRESS CTRL W
Of course your girl is a 10. Did I mention I know binary code?
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY MAKE THE WRONG MEME
wants to test out his new magic deck wins in 5 turns
buy parrot Teach the parrot to say ' Help!! I've been turned into a parrot.'
Keeps the porch light on to attract people doesn't have candy
is there a problem here occifer i swear to drunk im not god
Most beautiful teen contest? spam ponies
Two cupcakes
Me: Can I go to the bathroom? teacher: try your best
NOW THAT I HAVE THIS INFORMATION I CAN TROLL YOU
god troll mentions that god loves you all. the whole chatroom turns into god chat for the next 6 hours.
April  1st official trollday begins
wins $12 million in powerball buys 12 million lottery tickets
Mr.'Krabs' Lives in 'bikini bottom'
make a dislike button on facebook go on friends timeline and dislike their birthday
he drove expensive car into tree and found out how mercedes bends
goes to scumbag steve meme
if people evolved from monkeys... Why are there still monkeys?
They see me trollin' they hatin'
find Trollface meme
iNSTALL GAME INSTALLATION FAILS AT 99%
last one to upvote this will win a free cookie!
open fb accout in library  changes language to chinese
gets an a in english are you frustrated
I'm sexy And i know it
fREE DOWNLOAD WITH SURVEYS
what's puzzling and has cake in it portal i lied about the cake
HACKED A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT NOW LETS PUT THE STATUS TO VIRGIN
Don't Keep LIMBS Inside ride At all Times Problem?
Teacher: What comes after 69? Student: mouthwash.
Drives 10 mPH under the speed limit on 1 lane road speeds up in passing zone
accumulate sick days take year-long vacaition
u jus got beat by a n00b u mad pro?
i found a cardboard box full of kittens don't worry I recycled it
Y U NO Use right meme u mad bro?
I HEAR A RUSSIAN LOL'ING I STAND FOR MY NATIONAL ANTHEM
Its always dark in africa Problem?
I just Wasted 5 seconds of your life
PhD in English intentionally mispells words
i correct peoples' english alot
congrats spain! its just a shame yout country doesnt have any money to clebrate
Did you know
dropped the baby down the steps oops.
Where would you hide a dead body safely? In the second page of Google Search Results. No one goes there.
meme only available to meme generator pro users
THAT amazing moment when you speed past a cop because he already has someone pulled over lol u mad bro?!
I Got a DIG BICK (You read it wrong)
True friendship is when you walk into your friends house and the wifi connects automatically
legalize gay marriage ban gay divorce
they see me rollin im trollin :P
U Died U Mad?
Google.com Write: Do a barrel roll
dumbledore dies btw
duplicate meme gets more upvotes than original meme problem?
Biology: takes a 1 second to happen and a life time to learn Problem?
accept poor students don't help them get loans
Getting a salad from mcdonalds Is like getting a hug from a prostitute
Reads a Long Post but don't understand it Just LIKES IT TO FEEL SMART
pretend to forget necessary item for a class spend class period 'looking for it'
Trunk full of organic food stop at mcdonalds on the way home
works on my machine
You've likely got one of these in your house that may kill you at any moment. news at 11
Yolo  Becomes BuddHist and REINCARNATES
took a shit  didn't flush
sees road clean up crew throws trash out car window
KNOCK KNOCK A BLIND MAN WALKS INTO A BAR
drink till your pee turns white you dont have to flush it
tell girl u have herp-a-derps after sex u mad hoe?
Press f13 trollololol :X
calls friend pretty pretty gay
'My friend is like my ipad' you don't have Ipad
if women could read mind they would have slapped me every second
plays minecraft gets banned 5 times for having trollface skin
if i had 10 cents for evertime a homeless person asked for change i would still say no
im not a sexist
Have you guys ever heard that joke about the gay guy that says no?
I wish my grass was emo so it could cut itself.
SEVERUS SNAPE  VOTED FAVOURITE CHARACTER FROM HARRY POTTER  U MAD?
becomes a moderator randomly removes posts
tell friend about internet quick key press 'ALT-F4'
friend gets pet parrot say   cocksucker    until desired   results  are  achieved
pushes traffic light button crosses the road somewhere else
GOES TO KFC ORDERS        BIG MAC
So what time Does Duke play?
Noticed can upvote own images Instead downvotes everybody else
why my internet no work google it
just copied a meme. got twice as many likes.
entire garage empty takes your executive parking spot
Hey
FILL IN HIS ADOPTION FORMS NEVER COLLECT HIM
EXAM SCORES ARE BACK fULL NAMES  AND STUDENT idS VISIBLE
Shhhhh
Haters Gonna Hate Potatoes gonna Potate
meme generator makes the internet funny
problem officer?
Friend Catches Shiny Legendary Pokemon Turns Off Game Before He Saves.
becomes a successful youtuber
SHORTEST JOKE IN THE WORLD TWO WOMEN SITTING QUIETLY
CHILD BIRTH SO EASY A WOMAN CAN DO IT
tap 'generate' as fast as you can!!!!! like your memes
tap 'generate' as fast as you can!!!!! like your memes
Buys Xbox One So kinect can watch him play ps4
don't want me3 ending to be forgettable? make it outrageously bad
A Week of Spring Break An Essay Due for Every Class the Monday School Restarts
Land of the free
You this read wrong
Just Remember You Are Unique just like everyone else
study for 5 mins before finals have top score in the class
i can't play stupid with you you're too good at it
Create OP close thread till later date
Lol client crashes 45 minute queue time
waking up and think you haven't got a hangover surprise! you're still drunk
The GAME
'don't trample on my free speech' in response to protesting  a protest
LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY COULORS OFFICER
uploads pic of dog tags you
sends long
Police man pulls me and says 'Papers' I yell  'Scissors' and drive off
tap 'generate' as fast as you can!!!!! like your memes
USES SCHool intercom plays original lavender town theme
the door said pull i pushed
Carries around violin case whips out viola
Gets caught dealing lol
NO TOP TEXT. Problem?
Start 4 torrents Seed while you leech
THEY SEE ME TROLLING they hatin
learns that osama bin laden got shot mourn for best friend's death
Get a random number from  whitepages write it down at the back of public toilet doors
See a Hoodie pull One string
save a troll #STOPSOPA
huge beasts read the top text again
uses me to cheat on bf so i told him
I heard your dad died marries your mom
So there is this new Game called your mama It's free to play
My wife said I should look at life through her eyes so i looked out the kitchen window
No brain? Try to download it.
got bad service at resturant left 1 cent on table
mom going to internet change chrome icon to internet explorer
Anyone fancy a game of oblivion ii?
Hello Officer Problem?
Telemarketer calls have phone sex
Go to olive garden speak only in italian
your body is fine except for the massive brain tumor
'May i borrow your pen?' never gives it back
sees a liter of soda in the fridge puts mouth to it
/r/atheism is full of assholes stop grouping us religious folk together
i hate  ʎs?? sƃuıɥʇ ƃuıʞ?ɯ
yeah i'm 21... even though i'm only 16
Types long sentEnce REALIZES caps lock is on
Have you tried turning it off And then turning it back on?
troll dude in call of duty kill while hes replying
'knock knock' 'come in'
i know i am but what are you?
thank you for playing the game
named dogs one and two lost one
N00btubing in COD You mad bro?
INVITE PLAYERS FOR A SNIPING MATCH USE A MACHINE GUN WITH A SCOPE
random boners problem?
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
Inbox fills up? Go on Lunch
buys call of duty only plays campaign
'NO purchase necessary' steal it
Asian Guy giving me advice i calls him fortune cookie
Sır! You just got trolled
My teacher said study like there is no tomorrow that is exactly what i did
when i have a problem i ask people to sing realise their voice is worse than my problem
Do your jeans make your butt look fat? no
How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them
i aint even mad bro
Sees busy hallway walks slower
I don't call people names I describe them
You're on the last level of pokemon? Make sure to catch missingno. and  save your game; it'll make the elite four a breeze.
Makes Fake Facebook 'No One' Puts self into relationship with it
drives 60 mph in the fast lane
i have a dig bick Read it again
R.i.p eduard khil(troll guy) 09/04/1934-06/04/2012
oh he sounds pissed ask him...u mad bro?
you straitened your hair for an hour? well it SAID its going to rain
Powerless teacher begins lecture 'ms. B
hears about aspergers syndrome in class only one to say it sounds like assburgers
tells everybody it's your birthday it's not
That was a lot of paper for nothing happy birthday
thanks for pics I can jerk off now :D
I'll never let go
Youtube hold tab and 'like' my comment
im going to build  cheap plastic products and sell them for outrageous prices in foreign countries problem china?
kids just say yes to drugs u mad no?
hOW TO MAKE A FISH? DRAW A FISH ON A PAPER.
Sink or swim? no thanks i'll walk
go to bookstore move bibles to fantasy
Would u like a hurtz donut?
Adele has top spot as long As mc hammer She can touch this
Friend on mobile? Screams porno refrences
GLOBAL ECONOMY CRISIS A PIC IS NOW WORTH ONLY 200 WORDS
EVERYDAY IM COLORING
no.2 in wal-mart Doesn't Flush
discover meme generator
Steve Jobs dies Release IOS 5
I TROLL
i have begun to understand that which plunders the fathoms of my soul for answers and the ability to dignifiably address you in order to pass on the knowledge i have gained as such of being enthralled by a task in no way a simple one!! bread becomes toast. you can't explain that.
Didn't study Cheats on test
I told him it was sugar it was really Crack
i made a meme and downvoted all the others so mine would move up
So You Finally Get a Rainbow Without the Rain!
draw peppa pig front facing
the below statement is true the above statement is false
Go to mexico tell everyone 'No entiendo espa&#241;ol' when they speak english
Over 600 Pokemon Only use 6
You have now entered manual breathing mode
March madness Brackets are like late night beer pong fat chicks always win
fukushima reactor core starts melting 'under control'
MIDDLE FINGER  OMG
names race horse 'my face' when it's winning
you select standard mode you get beginner
FLIRT WITH A GIRL
Shatter Resistant? Challenge ACCEPTED
My turn to take out bin LEAves for a week
Has #1 meme with 1000 upvotes has 999 other accounts
only 1 bathroom at house party rager taking a bath. U mad bro?
SACRIFICE self to walkers to give group a chance to drive away   have the car keys
it's 9/11 who's up for some jenga?
Approach bartender in   club box ask them for pizza
if steve jobs wife blows she will be called blow jobs
Bring water to africa pour it into the sand
i never met your mother you're adopted
Michelle Renee Bush I want my money back
I LOVE SKRILLEX TOO BAD HE DIED
What  does a pirate in the city look for? second hand shop
Liked facebook status Then disliked it
tap 'generate' as fast as you can!!!!! like your memes
gets your attention with the BOston Marathon Bombing and Texas Fertilizer Planet Explosion Passes Cispa
joins a feminist message board. posts
change facebook status to 'in a relationship' no longer alone
makes memes in class doesn't say how
stick some paper on the bottomof THe computer mouse
TRY LIKING THIS WHILE PRESSING F13
best country in the world? not mexico.
i took your dautghters virginity  wont happen agian
we came to this country so you could have a better life now go back to our village and marry your cousin that you've never met
AlT f4
Cannot insert the value NULL into column 'UpVotesScore'
Supports abortion Is Against Death Penalty
press ctrl and p
Problem?
can't wait for tomorrow cause I get better looking everyday
I'm sorry but you can only double dip twice.
I made a meme about you and showed everyone but you
Yo bra Its on my external harddrive
You beg my pardon? I pardon your beg
Teacher said do homework  asked if his wife was home
plays a game in gym class goes hard and beats everyone
you spend $3.40 on gold packs Enjoy Heskey!
tells u to pull out cuz she doesn't swallow she will soon. lulz
miss lecture come in for free food
I Just wasted your time
MY NAME IS BIGG C THE CRAZY TYPICAL SCOTTISH WIGGER I DUZ DRIVE BIES WIV KNIVEZ
Not sure if wrong meme or just trolling
Too Long didn't read
Open book exam study at exam
PEE IN THE BACK OF TOILET WATER TURNS TOO PEE
open furniture store offer stool samples
Why do irish people have tiny nipples? If they were any bigger the babies would get alcohol poisoning.
Tells girl condom broke after busting load u mad hoe?
360 no-scope success u mad gravity?
Credit card maxed out buying  xmas presents for your family? That's ok. Giving Blowjobs is widely accepted here.
puts good guy greg lines for scumbag steve and scumbag steve lines for good guy greg
Ctrl & a  im blue!!!!!
Finished McDonalds meal fill with dirt and give to homeless person
Put one apple in your envelop
can't talk
someone invited you to dinner eat everything and say 'it tasted like crap'
Friend brags about having 200 followers on tumblr  unfollow
Can i ask you a question? you already did it
u offended by steve jobs joke? didn't know you two were that close.
hey do you wanna come on a roam with us? we need someone to be bait
got new iphone need to show every1 everything it does
Club Penguin? I prefer seals
Me: Can i go to the bathroom? Teacher: Can you?
MISS A DAY OF SCHOOL TEACHER ASSIGNED A PROJECT
UMADBRO?
WATCH SCARY MOVIE ALL LIGHTS GO OUT
if you've been asked 'have you watched film 'gays say no' just re-ask 'what they're saying?'
Friend panics about not doing homework. 'Teacher
let's build a fence to keep the mexicans out is my taco bell order going to be much longer?
I'm a camping recon We're on Offense
skip yt ads? press F13
Derp derp? derp derpy derp derp.
Things will never be the same U mad?
One does not simply use the wrong meme
Puts Salt in your drink and food While your in the Bath room
FiRST MEME top text Attempt Punchline Bottom Text Ruined
Youtube makes terrible new layout pretends to like it
Wanna see a meteor shower? You have to be up at 4am
someone send me long text reply with ok
Pringles tins were designed So that fat people can't fit their hand in
Got banned for trolling WORTH IT
When You Realize.......... Your  Zipper Is Open
Really? Really?
TROLLARCH INC. YOU SHOULD JOIN THE STAFF
calls obama the n-word on an online news story makes readers think all republicans are racist
'HEY
Finds clean table sticks gum underneath
hey muslims! Thanks for the extra bacon
if words were weapons i would win every war
press  ctrl and p
the game
The Suns Not The Only Thing That Rises in The Morning If You Know What I Mean
one does not simply stop procrastinating
Invites you to follow x-rated twitter account posts nothing but g-rated photos
iS THIS THE REAL LIFE
Have a concussion? Go to sleep immediately
sees kony 2012 video dislikes video
YOLO... Unless you are buddhist..
i'm basically advice dog but looks like i won
sorry but you just lost the game
Lulz a troll musical
hey borders ever hear of the internet?
your now in manual blink-mode
gettin a girl to flash on msn ctrl
knocks under desk in class someones at the door
How do you tell if a woman is happy? who gives a shit.
Someone sends you a massive inbox Reply with: kk.
my girlfriend is like my ferrari i dont have one
There is a vegetarian option you can get out
steal safety vest get people to look through windows at tornado
Asks you what you'd like to eat tells you
she said 'I love you' I said 'I love youtube'
answer yes or no as fast as you can  do your parents know your gay?
you see me trollin' you hatin'
2:00 am KARAOKE time
You're all REPLACEABLE  problem?
go to burger king order big mac
Driving slow speed up when they try to pass
why cant women drive because theres no road between the kitchen and the bedroom
ask friends what they want from store come back eating what they want
they see me trollin' they hatin'
Gotta troll 'em all It's Super effective!
what happens if i hit Ctrl w
The world without women would be a pain in the ass
Want ziggs? Not so easy
Go to Italian restaurant ask what the main ingredient  is  in their tomato sauce
break bottle in alcohol aisle under 21
Your Daughter Believes in santa? fails to give spoiler alert
go to kfc ask for fillet-o-fish
I rang your doorbell then ran away u mad bro?
donate cans to canned food drive expired cans
Purposely creates an incredibly long winded
This raiNbow behind me IS GAY
speak in estonian convince them im one of them
People who i let them steal my internet i know what you did last summer
Skyrim sucks runescape is better
LET YOU DONATE FOR SICK CATS BUT NOT POOR PEOPLE
aQUIRE ALL 5 GOLDEN TICKETS BURN THEM ALL
Combine orange M&M's and Skittles In The Bowl at the party
Black ppl tease their hair u mad fro?
I got more money than USA
WHats the difference between a religion and a hoax? There's a difference?
Getting spammed with posts U mad BRO?
public school has the same connotative meaning as public restroom
oncoming traffic has priority not any more
u jelly i have  rainbow?
facebook status w/ phone number text text text text text
troll people for being ON MMORPG ON SATURDAY NIGHT  REALIZE YOUR ON A MMORPG ON SATURDAY NIGHT
Take keys from elevator-service room and get stuck in ELEVATOR
You are what you eat Thats funny i dont remember eating any sexy beasts!
You got mental Problem?
Sends message Says he got hacked
NeTWORK SECURITY YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG
grief server pretend I did noting and ask to be unbanned
you just lost the game U MAd bro?
apple fanboy still says android is beeter on fourms
does david beckham still play for man utd?
Shut up i'm trolling you
write meme in russian select english language
Ask friend to set-up a blind date don't show up
911 decides who started 9/11
Hey.... Nice Titties
poke hole in classmate's water bottle with a pin observe their reaction from a safe distance
you are now aware that you are breathing.
give someone a huge gift nothing but a big box in rapping paper
write only top text TOP TEXT ON BOTTOM
Make lolz not love
random wifi available.. password?
I totaled your car by running over your dog. You mad bro?
Do you feel a rather negative impact on your self esteem my male sibling?
Call girlfriend Hang up first
WORKING HARD OR HARDLY WORKING?
i bet u i can breath underwater! *holds glass of water above head*
I've heard of this island called 'pen island' can you look for the url for their website?
promised to go to bed early fast turn of my pc when i hear my brother talk
Home  Is the place that you can be ugly and enjoy wih it !h
Joke Of The Day A GIRL SAID:'TRUST ME'
No school today tells absent classmate yesterday there is school today
Car behind me tries to go around
TRIPADVISOR USEFUL FOR ME TO SHOW HATRED FOR RUSSIANS
Why do black people not have dreams? Because the last one that did got shot!!
Gays don't like it when other don't accept homosexuality gays must not understand that the preferences of others does not affect them personally
see's a guy who puts on troll face meme:  'i bet you can't upvote this meme'  upvotes it to get's his hopes up
tailgating me on a one-way street?  I'll just slow down to 15 mph
I put water balloons disguised as grass in my neighbors front yard They fell for it
press alt+f4
HOw many mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just juan
are you the sun? cuz you need to stay about 900000 miles away from me
You want PROOF THAT JUSTIN BIEBER IS GAY ? HE'S DATING GIRLS
makes world peace then causes war again
welcome to manual breathing zone
commando pro enough said
SergeantMajorME might not spell right
SHAMELESSLY REPOSTS: WHOA! you can't like this while holding ctrl!
small girls are like skinny jeans they're both tight
Dumps a girl before christmas doesn't have to buy presents
Started federal gun control rumor republicans spread it like herpes
'don't forget to *yawns while talking*....k' dosen't even attempt to repeat what he just said.
Finished Masterbating Puts  sock back with the clean ones
MAth Test PROBLEM?
elected king in westmoor leads the saxons in old grehk
Problem Arizona ? I can trolololo you back
posts stupid article insults you for saying so
rapes moroccan girl leaves her at the alter
needs one more coin in farmville needs to wait 30 mins
talk about kony and became famous more people will know i like fapping
choice matters! you get red
pronounces 'ctrl key'  as sITtRiL
I HACKED ROBLOX WITH PHEEDY
Girl with low self esteem posts pic? tell her she's anorexic
KONY GUY.. WHATTABOUT JUSTIN BIEBER?
delete system 32 pc will be faster
having a party at the house im gonna invite your ex and mine!
YOU
Sold my Ps5 You jelly?
play like crap the whole summer score 320 runs in 36 overs
think about nothing you can't can you
you gotta pay the boy toll if you wanna get in this troll's hole
A:'my parrot died :'((' ME:'LOL he is watching the radish frm below now'
why do you wear a bra... if you have no boobs?
Can I have a drag of your cigarette? *drags across ground*
Math professor tells you he doesn't understand math Problem?
Sick of racist memes creates threads about racism to instigate more CONVERSATION on the issue
Just discovered trololo doesnt even know what sopa is
Hey patriots fans u mad?
hey patriots fans u mad bro?
Walk into store with a nail PUNCH A HOLE IN EVERY SINGLE CONDOm
you applied for a room in fisher? here
hmm Trolling on a troll face? i like it
remember women's rights? lol me neither
getting banned for doing something wrong Is bs
Press Ctrl F4 You'll be able to see all the memes you made
hITLER WAS A JEW UMAD NEO-NAZIS?
sorry for party rocking
2012 the end of the world? No way! Guetta said The world is mine!
call a chinese 'bro'
i would make an 'arrow to the knee' joke... But i took an arrow to the knee
SAYS THE WORD WALRUS MAKES THE PEEPS LAUGH
upperdecked ur toilet bro the shit that keeps on shitting
joey lawrence aint popular no more u mad whoa?
yahoo answers answer every question with a link to rick astley
wassup u mad bro?
An additional plug-in is required to display some elements on this page Problems installing?
so
long lines in bathroom  pees in mop bucket
Gets killed in call of duty  'tryhard'
it's not about the money
Google chrome Install Plugin?
I can buy the free-community because this is free !
KNOCK KNOCK blind man walks into a bar
gets married buys a house buys a dog buys kids
Full metal alchemist? well im full metal blacksmith
Takes girl on date 'sure you can have dessert' I forgot my wallet
creates challenge Then Changes the rules after competitors have already gone
When a pretty girl on facebook says she looks gross
developers need money pirates all games
create joseph ducreux meme use original lyrics
Don't have 10 cents to give to cashier lady
play lol always ping 5 times
Rage quit Proves I'm alpha like a bouse
Get Ganked after 4 mins Triple Kill!
Shave in  November?
Too many memes u mad bro?
no water in africa  problem?
in the 1800's the only blackberry obama would have would be fresh off the fields
SCARY BROCK
im just trolling chillax bro
Read through the entire card realize now that there was no money
used miracle whip on your sandwich you wanted mayo
Warlock is hard JK
Try to help someone ruin their work
Get on dtella talk about at&t stocks
ticket recieved at 11AM reject at 4pm
Noob tube on xbox live u mad bro
REDUCES COVERAGE ON ALREADY OVERPRICED HEALTH CARE PLAN TO CUT COSTS PRODUCES AND MAILS EVERY EMPLOYEE A FEATURE LENGTH DVD EXPLAINING HOW GREAT IT IS
QUIT Wow make a topic about it
Go first  dONt let her Finish
Swap lubricant with alcohol gel Hot sex
reads out class test scores from highest to lowest
banned from online game resets dynamic ip modem
sign says:'please do not touch' touches anyway
TILL DEATH...
need help with your grammar? i'll help you
says he's not trolling is
cuts you off flips you off
get people to hate you at work Never bothered for any help
Builds Aztec temple made entirly of stone costs 500 wood
Cannonrush? Proxy hatch!
Check the box to not receive texts from facebook while logged on get texts from facebook while logged in anyway
Switch facebook name to 'ONLY losers' LIKE OTHER PEOPLE STATUSes
Unicorns?
YOU GOT TROLLOLOLED
I LIKE YOUR PROFILE BANNER
If someone asks for a japaneese translation tell them to say 'Yaoi te nani?'
throw bob-omb and hit someone lol jk lag
The secret to get to the front page is to
You're off in 5 mins?? Here' s a call from an 80yr  Old w/ windows  8
is this the face of someone who would troll you?
Do you like the dip they're at a party and want to keep it? Well there's a way
Abra  uses Teleport
nuke japan twice whine about 9/11
Boingo
welcome to this flight today but i dont have my full pilots licence
I'M A LEGIT CALLER! LOL... HAHA FOOL
You say yes
My friend loves Lord of the Rings So for Christmas I got him Twilight
Watched Carrie 1976 Only to see the opening shower scene
non con for ultimate trollers
draw peppa pig front facing
I hear fifa 15 is going to be announced soon cannot wait for next years grass update
Bring Nutella to a bathroom
what is altitude sickness? is it when you get too high
Last one on team... Because of friendly fire
hey so i heard your computer is slow delete system32
Das Trollblatt Fuer alle Trolle
welcome to xbox live a place where ignorant people bully each other
i love how on the internet
Says they want to do what is best for kids and see them prosper Moves family to Caribou
im sexy  and i know it
asks #kernelnewbies for help ignores answers
uses bing to search for google trolololol
How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram
CAUTION TROLL crossing
TO DO THE GLITCH you must press up
I WILL GIVE YOU ONE BILLION DOLLARS if you can press alt + like
Make your meme click 'Generate' a plenty of times
Make your meme click 'Generate' a plenty of times
press both volume buttons on iPhone for 5 seconds... ...see what happens
TRoll rolls Like a boss
yeah i vote up on my own meme whats it to ya?
you've been trolled get a life
hey Jobless people U MAd?
To make your browser faster
PS4 has no games
gave a roll of quarters to the bank two quarters were canadian. bam!
OH YOU THOUGHT I WAS DEAD TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
finally get to do school announcements brings airhorn
Oh
apocalypse Troll Level: Mayan
the mayans best trollers
Girl bends over to get your attention Suddenly sees a fly
Guys U just got deranked and trolled Trololo
Watching movie with friends pause and hide remote
Dreaming of a white Xmas? Global warming
21.12.2012 mayan world wide trolling
It's fun to hide  from jehova's witnesses
'Let's  end the calendar in about 5128 years' Mayans
LULZ @Garniss Problem Killdare?
hey mayans u mad?
oh your girlfriend broke up with you? k
Uses school intercom plays lavender town theme
That was ur poptart i didnt notice
open friends locker close it
realises he's host Backs out.
are you connected to https://www.facebook.com/trollingtrollingtrolling
person is 1' shorter than you 'Hows it goin shortie?'
Hey bro I saw Your mom On a red tube Video
Upvote Shitty meme Downvote good one
Looks for the one toilet that's clean Pees on the seat
Posts a controversial thread doesn't add their own opinion
votes obama to leave
WANNA KNOW how TO TO GET TROLLED?LOOK AT BOTTOM TEXT wanna know how  to get  trolled?LOOK AT TOP TEXT
THANK YOU FOR THE BIRTHDAY WISHES!
memegenerator down problem shabbirv?
i have a dig bick fanna wuck?
What is the Most Dangerous Weapon in the world? Ctrl Shift N
girls look down your shirt and spell 'attic'
ON DEATH BED 'i LEFT A MILLION DOLLARS IN THE...'
Pengen keren retweet tweet bahasa inggris
Sees Crislyn is sad Says don't worry. You're rich!
CHILD BIRTH SO EASY A WOMAN CAN DO IT
Wins the lottery buys the lottery
call 911 leave area
CM Punk is still the WWE Champion UMad Cena Marks?
Goes to burger king asks for big mac
Kick an empty stroller down stairs problem?
Trust me i'M YOUR DOCTOR
consent to search and admit to possession let police waste time looking for things that do not exist
Want to see memes? Runtime Error
My grandfather sadly died in auschwitz he got drunk and fell out of his guard tower
'the avengers' Iron man dies at the end
buy chocolate pudding put it on the inside handle of public toilet
Finds amazing dicovery that could save humanity Divides it by zero
baits you into killing him twice in co-op kicks you
The Game
Writes awesome program puts important control on middle mouse button
o rly?
sees busey hallway  glues quarter to ground
asks to use the bathroom thrashes rachel
Spend $3.40 on a gold pack gets heskey
So you want to import your old save into Mass Effect 3? Sure hope you spent $35 on the DLC for ME2...
sends beta invite 502 bad gateway
I forgot my pass So I snuck in
I just lost the game
NEW MAP INTRODUCED BY SUMMER 2020
Rememberthat embarrassing thing you did? Well now you do
at library on computer with someone else waiting rapidly clikcs screen so they cant get on
finds an epic picture on memegenrator posts a different one to facebook in its place.
If you did it right the first time... no you'd still have this problem
he used the last of the toilet roll i used his mid term papers
...... You Know You Want To!
December 21
Makin a meme Problem?????
What's puzzling and has cake in it portal i lied about the cake
like video on youtube its the beating of rodney king
She asks me to make dinner tonight Make something she hates
Wins mega millions jackpot Doesn't turn in ticket until last possible day
mass effect 3 ending liked it?
Say: eye     Spell: map say: ness
March Madness brackets are like late night beer pong Drunk Chicks always win
Ask to borrow a pencil... never give it back.
offer social media internship get work done for free
ENTERS EMAIL OR PASSWORD WRONG DOSENT TELL WHICH ONE
yo moma so fat that when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone
every other comment on a facebook photo:u r beautiful my comment:you look like a piece of shit
Arranges band practice doesnt turn up
Promises to talk with bastard son about mother he never knew next time they meet Decapitated in King's Landing
ctrl+alt+delete -> process -> delete csrss.exe it will make your pc faster
spRING bREAk! iF I START NOW I MIGHT BE ABLE TO cATCH UP ON MY HOMEWORK
Its all shits and giggles 'till someone giggles and shits
kony is the one that put 'infant' in 'infantry'
farted? not me...
you now in manual blink-mode
Opps you found out
bf3 trollin' no problem
she said 'I love you' I whispered 'i love youtube'
USE RIGHT HAND TO PLEASE ONES SELF DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH GIRLFRIEND BULLSHIT
cleaning so easy a woman can do it
order an ice cream chuck it and take someone else's.
you want your private insurance to cover contraceptives? I'll tell everyone you want a taxpayer handout.
defeating a sandwich  will only make it tastier
fart in an elevator exit and then press all buttons
Do you want to hear a joke? Womens rights
person asks to sit next to you on a bus
knows where maddie is doesnt tell
wanna hear a joke? womens rights
buys booze for party hides it
pushes pedestrian crossing light doesn't cross
Say twilight is better than harry potter go to barnes and nobles and burn every copy of the twilight saga there
Told friend im gonna call him back Forgot it and called him midnight
Didn`t write anything funny here U Mad?
'SOON' StILL WAITING
Your soo fat you could  slap your legs and ride the waves
TAKE ipad to lecture yes sir
What do Abraham Lincoln and Nicole Simpson have in common? they both died because they trusted niggers
Deletes funny content that isn't a 'meme' leaves up content that's technically a meme but isn't funny
EVERYTIME I WORK FROM HOME SOMETHING GOES WRONG WILL WORK FROM HOME EVERYDAY
no text
attend islamic lecture just for free food !
Accepts Picture from milen Never opens it
GO TO mexican resturant eats chips
end show with cliffhanger u mad?
alt  f4
bumps old thread deletes post
DEY SEE ME TROLLIN' ON 4CHAN IT OBVISOUS DEY DINK DEY GUNNA CATCH ME WRITIN DURTY.
Gets into internet argument only response: 'u mad bro?'
Says 'Press start to continue' Presses x instead
says 'Press start to continue' presses a instead
sexta-feira 13! problem?
HERE'S YOUR BIG GRADIENT PATTERN... ...OVER CENTRAL CANADA
COMMENTATING SOUTH AMERICAN FOOTBALL THAT AINT BAD
Get job as night porter sit on fb and watch movies
tell the person youre chatting with thAT YOU GTG. GOES INVISIBLE TO THEM AND CHATS WITH SOMONE ELSE
Guess what am i doing? playing lol!!!
I PLAY AP TEEMO IN THE JUNGLE
black and mexican jump off a building at the same time. who hits ground first? who cares
gives you 40 min. to complete midterm u mad?
Spend tons of money on hotel fly economy class
Because I can
Gives friend pack of gum Empty
No joke here umad?
Teach carbon cycle give quiz on otters
hey katie! you got rick roll'D
Mr.herp
hid cheese in friends bed. when he has sex he smells girls std
joining the army to fight for the country is cool but y no army ben?
Best joke in the world? WOMAN'S sports
teacher: SILENCE! ME: FREEdom of SPEECH!
i dont always use the wrong meme but when i do
umur udah makin tua tapi skripsi belum kelar-kelar problem ???
Rule 34 Santorum
replaces sugar with salt
rosebud  is his sled
Search dogs go to your school on 4/20 Plant weed in your teachers desk
whats a fish without an eye? a fsh
YOURe 18 !!! AND STILL HAVE A CURFEW
Camping in mw3 with a shotgun and i like scooters
Ohio State has double the violations
FRIDAY PLAY A BUNCH OF PRANKS
i'm in omsk wearin a red bird outfit n backpack u mad crow?
Sees mını game advertıse on browser stops just before the wınnıng score
Presses Ctrl+W Doesn't work on a mac.
Diamonds aren't forever
73hlulzy w0nd3rl4nd
you afk i knock you into mobs
Run Abraham Lincoln Memorial Use Slave Labor
teacher calls on you when youre not paying attention answer with 4
Have you guys ever heard that joke about the gay guy that says no?
'Yeah
you told me to walk your dog i gave him to the pound
First date Make a sammich
LEAVE TOILET LID UP GIRLFRIEND FALLS THROUGH
smashes same random mailbox w/ baseball bat weekly
sAW bREAKING DAWN BEFORE FRIEND rUINED FOR HER
Posts a meme makes himself work to troll
that awkward moment when somebody uses meme generator to argue
knock
Friend is working on le homework in word press 'ALT-F4'
GAY ?
Signal a left turn for 1000 feet go in reverse
in shutter island leonardo dicaprio is a patient
THEY SEE ME TROLLIN' THEY HATIN'
put gamma in all the quantum mechanics equatons collect nobel prize for unifying relativity and QM
WHENEVER I SEE FACEBOOK STATUS POST FUNNY MEME
Damn she got some big boobs her belly iz bigger
gmod keeps crashing blame shifty
make awesome meme choose pyccknn for language
I study psychology I know what you're thinking. you're thinking about asking about me whether I know what you're thinking
have 2 friends sit on one side of booth then go to bathroom they're a couple
give 'spoiler alert' after giving spoiler
Buy candybar pay in pennies
delete  system32
9GAG not blocked at school now i can troll 24/7
I found a new page to create your meme!!! do you want to know how is it call?? meme generator
List ITem for .01 buy it now Charge 20 shipping
video doing backflip off building i can do that
update in progress check in a couple of minutes.....
Go to gas station Pee in the corner
*Drumming in class* problem?
drink beer troll drunk
Justin bieber is a girl Problem?
Modern warfare 3? You mean modern warfare 2.5?
pick a random macro write an unrelated phrase
His turn to buy groceries buys everything you hate
enemy called in care package  stole his care package
German : BEAUTIFUL GIRLS SPEAK ME Impossible to learn
INtroduced friend to 9gag one more soul
see video with zero dislikes hit dislike button
Goes r/suicidewatch Downvotes everything
whats 5454616436 * 54252648 / 56456 * 5345 no one cares
Problem? Lol puts top teXt on bottom
Y     o     u         a     r     e        g      a     y                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          Problem?
Teachers Y U NO TEACH US FUN STUFF
When we inhale
majority votes capture the flag on halo big team battle runs around blowing up own teams vehicles
Iq only 180?? Y NOT OVER 9000?!?!
CUDDLE WITH significant other Dutch oven
want to hear a joke? womans rights
''WE'RE RIGHT BEHIND YOU
Press crtl w to see this upside-down Problem?
Mom says call after 10:00 call at 10:01
i guess i cant troll people in modern warfare anymore but theres always computer games
the game. (you just lost the game)
Hey bro too much weed ?
suggests that he is hiding in bushes isn't...
majority votes on halo dmr's team does good but he keeps commiting suicide to make team lose
See new quantum potential. want wavefunction energies make up random wavefunction
SPOTs PATCH ON FRIEND'S SHIRT DOES NOT TELL HIM
Racism is a crime But crime is for niggers
Daylight Savings Saves no daylight at all
unlocked facebook album of teenage girl jackpot
'dey see me shroudin' 'dey hatin'
i brought 6 gallons of water to a poor african didnt tell him it was salt water
Last meme of the week i lied
am g&#246;t meme
fox news always reliable
Kill gaddafi replace with SHARIA LAW
Optical illusion! Stare at my face for 60 seconds
Read scumbag f7u12 moderator post Goes to Rswany's overview and downvotes everything
Hello bronies ponies arn't real
you just lost the game
express playlist problem noobfags?
downloaded the photo you posted on r/gonewild before you regretted it posted your photo on all the other fap sites after you regretted it
Epic music doesn't play during your life u mad bro?
How about 'never'? Does 'never' work for you?
AND then I WAS LIKE THATS WHAT SHE SAID!!!
Took your lsd problem?
Dark souls too hard?
uses Boo to steal your stars and coins
why so mad
Random football discussion gets the discussion to be about messi vs. C. ronaldo
U LIKE HOPSTER POST? MOST BE TROLLIN'
You want a Jobs Bill? Passes abortion bill instead
Make 50k irl pr selling Try to charge friend who is unemployed and got him into wow money for glad
laptop with facebook left open *cracks knuckles*
tell coworker go mop freezer umad bro?
friendship is magic is the only good cartoon show
buy 4 gp5 items have huge economic advantage when dead
Troll face Nope
they see me trollin' they hatin'
wanna hear a joke? womens rights
person answers an opinion question on a blog make your answer the exact opposite of theirs
Post ending in 52 chooses my facebook status
you girls wanna go on the kessel run? it only takes 12 paresecs.
?ɯ?פ ?ɥʇ
buys girlfriend birthday present it's a toaster
Childhood friend tries to contact you via meme only interested in karma
INPUT GRADES IN RANDOM ORDER UMAD STUDENTS?
Go to a gig rush the stage and get kicked out
what do you call a man with an opinion? A narcissist without a clue.
Judges popularity by number of status likes
How you Starve black man? put his food stamps under his work boots!
Thursday 29 September 'UPload countless high RESolution photos' day
GF complains about flirty guy on facebook Troll BF gives flirty guy her number
did u just open the link? good
Christina thinks she can troll too bad she's a woman
Make a thread named 'MW3 Vs BF3' Do it again next week
pay babysitter with trident layers
SUPER MARIO bROS. BEST SEGA GAME EVER!!!
Problem ZERG?
agree to  lunch add to stalker list
so high that i used your ticket as a rolling paper
ufc sucked last night u mad bro?
Confirm your friend Request never talk to you again
You turn blinker on  to get back in same lane I pretend no see it
Hate the new facebook still using it anyway
trollfag thinks spelling is diffic- tuf-     hard.
You mad bro!
go on 4chan teach newfags to triforce
rick roll? more like trick troll
weLL Hello kitty
since we're married
You have to pay the troll toll
Play online building game Destroy everything
Conversation picture change Problem?
annoy people in chat lap up their retaliation
names chris hanson why dont you take a seat over here
go on youtube comment bad stuff on MLP:FIM videos
troll hell: youtube access with dial-up internet
Did you expect.. A funny caption?
YOU CAME TO READ IT... LOST YOUR TIME.
NOW THAT I HAVE THIS INFORMATION I TROLL YOU
great book let's make a movie
achmed he's cute
you think my face is ugly? have you seen that dude that played hellboy
have birthday in australia receive 100 rabid koalas as present
Dead gurlz can't say no..
too lazy to make entire comic about trolling make a meme
hahaha gotcha!
iTS TUESDAY LETS PUT 10 ON THE SCHEDULE
You know what i call people who can run faster than me? Virgins
PARANORMAL MEANS SOMEONE WITH A DISABILITY
I JUST SHAT YOUR PANTS
a mdu ?
TROLLING
You are now imagining your father masturbate
get a kennedy fried chicken box fill with sushi
u jew ?
I like your PROFILE BANNER
wants to laugh about a funny trollface meme no punchline
Receives the product today Already loves it!
CRASHES WEDDING STEALS CUPCAKES
Keep Calm AND  LIKE MY PROFILE PICTURE
i have 2000 instagram followers how many did you buy
PROBLEM?
Reading this wasted at least a second of your life Problem?
oops i fall on keyboard and roll over it again and again
antaxious gone mage down
GOOGLE WHEN U TRY TO ORDER A G WATCH
TEACHER LOOKS at YOU LIKE SHE IS HAPPY BECAUSE YOU GOT AN F
MEME
Do Shit on bed you dog
THAT MOMENT WHEN REDDIT XDXDXDXDXD
folks
KICKS ELIAS 30 TIMES 'IT'S ALL IN GOOD FUN'
to win you must construct addison bananas... HAH! I bet you thought I was gonna type you must construct additional pylons!
you must construct additional potatoes!
chill everybody! i wont troll you! I am never gonna give you up
Modus Trollens
What do you call an MBO-er with a diploma WRONG
how many minutes did you spend reading this? HOW MANY MINUTES DID YOU SPEND READING THIS? HOW MANY MINUTES DID YOU SPEND READING THIS? HOW MANY MINUTES DID YOU SPEND READING THIS? HOW MANY MINUTES DID YOU SPEND READING THIS? HOW MANY MINUTES DID YOU SPEND READING THIS?
my teacher said study like theres no tomorrow so I did just that
if google goes missing how will we be able to google were goole went
hey wats heatalia history? WRONGE!
was that suppose to be a good meme??
DID YOU PLAY SECRET MINIGAME? WHEN YOU TYPE 'WIN' AND THUMB THIS UP
I see a trend in animated movies with horses is sarah jessica parker's agent aware of this ?!
pROBLEM? U MAD?
No sun in england I'll make the rain wake him up
say these words out loud alpha cure mom
SORRY PEOPLE you just got trolled
I thought You Didn't Like boys
woman leaves chat room hey! the kitchen isn't that way!
................... nor in the kitchen yet
Tells you how amazing you are Completely ignores you days later
guys i ate too many skittles...
RUNTIME ERROR SERVICE PACK 0
Extending a contractor? Make them extend themselves
What If I told you that You read the top line wrong
I'm an aap supporter. now i'm not!
make compliments for the new look of Spyro in skylanders make even more compliments for deleting him in swap force
troll kepo tag nama pacarmu di komentar
Tantangan troll tulis 'kotor' sambil tutup mata
im so crazy  i cant tell the differance between an elephant and a mouse
wow  upvoting this gives you free photoshop
no-can-do guy decides to go to the arcade. as he arrives
the milk carton was empty i put it back in the fridge
says not to entertain her with memes hello
zip file crc error
Trollest? Totally a word
COLORS BEAUTIFUL COOOOLORS!!!
Este puto Anda bien coco
groundhog sees its shadow
gays don't like it when others don't accept homosexuality gays must not understand that the preferences of others do not affect them personally
I don't have a dirty mind I have a sexy imagination
to make a good troll you must do
Post a Picture of something Then wait for somebody to replay with a name and then reply back with who?!!
Blackboard Company Great Trolls
A youtube video had 1 million views Another one had 1 billion
i havs meme generator you argument is invalid
i put blue gatorade in an empty bottle of windex and drank it troll!!
ate brother's ice cream except for the sides
Dad buys you a new car It's 3cm long
i see that you are sad oh well.
call 2 people who hate each other with different phones put phones together and listen to an argument
finds good video with no dislikes challenge accepted
here's a great idea: let's ask an avowed southern christian to talk about his faith then pretend to be shocked when he says what we already know he thinks
PRESS ALT GR+THE DOWN ARROW  AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
a b
when ur url's don't match
you're supposed to be doing something productive aren't you?
in charge of school intercom plays lavender town music
They see me trollin' They Lolin'
lol TROL
perfectly styled hair? time for rain
the face i make when my crush says hi
They See Me Trollin THey Lol'n
Steaua e cea mai tare!!! dinamo e cea mai naspa!!!
troll quiz komentar yang terakhir dia yg menang
smile trolls kill happy people
По?той
draw peppea pig front facing
Se world in colours and have some fun !
THE FACE YOU MAKE  WHEN YOU GAS IN PUBLIC THINKING YOU ARE ALONE
mamamia! u are a ARAB
aaaaaannnd  jacob comes in and he changes the tempo
Hei bello cosa ti aspettavi? Un bacino anche te?
So thats your only save file? I DELETED IT!!!!!!! >:D
Troll Bertanya Kalian tidur jam berapa
Plays DayZRP for the first time Meets NRF and gets executed.
this here is a giant spider picture
100 people like his facebook comment edit to 'who likes this is stupid'
Trolls nightmare Trolls!
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahaha Find the 'haa''
Whoa! Breake the Nokia! That is imposible?
a car hit a telephone pole in mexico today 23 people died
raging kid on black ops hello youtube oppertunity
Team Member Happniess Satisfying and Delighting our Customers
El de arriba ↑↑↑↑↑ es mas maricon que EDSON ademas fue ganador de la mierda del siglo
Raari  Mami?
i will kill you and all your rainbow backgrounds. U Mad?
Calls prostitutes
Says he is 5'7 in reality 5 centimeters
Orders 5 pizzas to his house Says he didn't ordered them
Knows you're broke Makes a collect call to your house
Before I got my dog I planned on using it as a pillow Then i realized it would probably blow up
Borrow Friend's Computer Delete All His File
si en tu escuela no hubo paro alguna vez no tuvistes infancia
Happy Birthday Craig!
Hey Andrew What are ya makin'?
tu nu exsisti in cuvantul  DRAGI :))
WHOA YOU USED GRAMMER MC HAMER
I WOULD try to help you with your Mood Swings But
The moment you realise Everton are unbeaten
?قط ?ي المدارس اللبنانية،إذا ر?يقك مزح معك و ضربتو بتقلك الناظرة ليش ما ?سَدت عنو؟ يا أخت الشرموطة بدك اجي ?سّد عشان الكل يقول عني جبان؟
kamu jelek payah kau
Trevor is a dick
lmao kaizer chiefs baninyisile futsi...ha ha
Pop is like scissors. It always loses to rock.
IT SMELLS LIKE WET... NARWHALS!
SW4G PELO
Herp derp you just got trolled
that sneaky little jew  has a nice hat
NO HICE LA TAREA  PROBLEM?
I JUST want to hug you
look at my face!! look at it!!
Tophatter: The cancer that's killing Tophatter
I JUST WANT TO HANG MYSELF
If You Suck at C.O.D Don't bother playing it
u mad Hank? tread lightly
#trollface
is it fun??
borrow money from bank buy the bank
Saying your going to slap someone on anonymous while right next to them  Then when they read the message...
yung totoo uso pa ba yang 'Kwento mo sa pagong'
I crashed my life into karma i no care i love it
Starts Text Conversation Doesnt Reply Back
FREE SUPER POWERS JUST SEND ME YOUR PASSWORD
I was due on Feb. 2... But I wasn't born until Feb. 10th!
Teases DLC 4 with images of past zombies maps Includes only 1 new zombies map
OLHE PARA O TRIANGULO ROSA POR 10 SEGUNDOS E VC VAI TER SIDO TROLADO
Falls asleep in class. wet dream.
todos a publicar imagenes
te reto a escribir super meme letra por letra
Airplane mode.... Hm.... *turns on Airplane mode on phone* *turns into a plane* Problem AIR SERVICES?
Shoots heat seekers at a Jet Dem Flares
do  you like games i want to play a game with you
tối nay sẽ c&#243; diễn xiếc ca nhạc Tại l&#224;ng văn h&#243;a th&#244;n H&#242;a Nam
Need a good ass raping? Sell on Tophatter.com
и ты пон?л что ? Ру??кий и ты ?то не прочитаешь
Can I put my Willy Wonka In your chocolate factory?
ME QUEME EN PRECALCULO Y EN MI CASA NO LO SABEN...
me ndaloje polici.   i thashe  jam polic.                      me besoi
incroyable t'es si moche qu'au zoo
HEY BRO
shine bright like a diamond.. bitch plz diamond does not shine
aleska and steph are trolling persons yesterday XD
quer falar ingles memeingleshe
Like
Les Recuerdo Que  Les quedan dos dias En casita
You're reading this this and you didn't notice the extra 'this'.
updates meme generator site and gives you option to delete old memes doesn't
On car forum
Goes To KFC Asks for Pizza...  PROBLEM?
Ashton is acting like a biatch
promise to close gitmo expand it
Only in PC
gets n'd to one top decks juniper
stole the top caption
Freeze Mentos in ice Drop it in someone's coke and wait
KERIAN PRACTICA LOS QLOS? ME LOS CUENTIE DENUEVO
E QUE PASA PE&#209;A PROBLEM?
GUYS PRESS ALT AND F4 IN THE SAME TIME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS IN THE PICTURE!
Implemented random bugs into the code to QA the QA
steam summer sale is on gets error 503
non-tipper asks what pizza place u delivery for tell them the wrong store
big tits: ain't sexy
polisi tindak ormas sweeping u mad bro?
friend cheats of of you in test he turns in paper and you erase all of your answers because there wrong
'Blog That' by Juelz Santana Done
Nada es m&#225;s divertido que joder a Luciano Pessi
I Respect  other peoples religions even if they are wrong
CTRL d
morgen mit 2 starken rauchern arbeiten  die eigenen zigaretten getrost zuhause lassen k&#246;nnen
Went invisible on MineCraft server Everyone thought Herobrine joined the game
Negro Please
goes on youtube and dislikes random videos
50% of american women need to go to the gym
bronies love and tollerate except for equestria girls
hates mario and zelda for doing the same thing over and over loves pokemon!
Found tons of diamonds leaves it there and adds a faction around it
Finds meme with 68 likes likes it one more time
Quality Controll U Mad?
i see said the blind man
Hax? Trololololo
Kath es mia Envidia?
kaso hindi
GUE MAU PANGGIL BAD LUCK BRIAN TERUS GUE SURUH DIA MAKAN MENTOS DAN MINUM COCA COLA
hei
Friends says something Thinks of it in a dirty way
want cheatcodes? type unbindall in the console
put dog poop in brownie pan set on table for friends
More annoying than you Also more popular
New Normal/Fairy Blissey? I'll take 6
Niggers Spics
The fact that John  Doesn't have a smartphone
troleand
Somebody posts a hate rant about him on facebook presses the like button
lfie is too short to find the error in this meme
No olviden  tomar sopa que llega el invierno
waitress
awesome new sonic game coming out soon only on nintendo wii u and 3ds
TROLLFACE
GUYS I bet you can't hate this meme and quit your browser at the same time
ladka seedha hona chahiye  tedhi to kutte ki dum bhi hoti hai
Memegenerator makes all words uppercase? /not anymore/
Huere schlimm weg eimal
I Like trains!
MultiWell analysis in techloG Go
mor mana plz soraka
Ha ha! Ha ha u just got trolled
best jokes in lol nation
I am troll man i would be bat man but thats already taken
Claims he is on par with s-ranks joins the intermediate tournament
NGU  PLEASE DONT HATE ME
wikipedia
Meme montage!
i'm sexy and i know it!
plastic kneecap
Internet explorer. 'nuff said.
Enemy Hp:100  Your Hp:200 Addicently Click Hos/Her wn character
what if i told you amon was aang
i support culural equality ?? ☭ ✡ ☪
place c4 at m-com hide in corner
you cant press ctrl+w
Make your meme click 'Generate' a plenty of times
and now mage phase ...mad?
ass x
CHILD BIRTH IT'S SO EASY A WOMAN CAN DO IT
Learns that you can use the space bar to make text really small                                                              Makes a meme with the really small and illegible text
*2:30am central standard time
I bet you cant press ctrl and like this page
WHY DO MORONS LIKE LIGHTNING?  THEY THINK SOMEONE IS TAKING THEIR PICTURE.
Why do republicans like lightning? they think god is taking their picture.
if ur a guy read this  if ur a girl to the  go back to kitchen and cook some rice
I Think April fools day should be renamed to world Troll day
who's say this is april mop this is troll day
'i'm not trying to flame you
what did the fisherman say to the magician? pick a cod
Ai ele em falo que era pro dEPOIS MANDA PM 'diablosav qual  o enchant do  backstab ?
I co zatkało kakao?
thanks for listening
GUCCI GUCCI WUSHU
changed my fb profile pic because i care more than you
have a tic-tac. Please! Take it! For all our good. I insist!
i'm the original got problem?
You can build a house with all the shits i dont give
Gets on bus with p.e bag hits everybody in the face with it
Thought you understood fInance? 'Well.....'
Thought you understood fInance? 'Well.....'
toggle it
A level 5 Pokemon appears in the tall grass Sends out lvl 100 Shiny Legendary
you just got trolled
leaving presents under the tree with nothing in it
i think i'll choose... none
It's Friday I'm just gonna have a single sociable beer
Hey canada NoBody cares!
What's that? planned a sexy night with your boyfriend? Hi
farts terrible smelling silent but deadly while driving presses window lock button
K&#196;Y KOULUS ETK&#196; JUO ES:S&#196;&#196;
u mad bro!
Get insurance money from small fire spends it on something useless
I WASN'T GOING TO BUY THRIFT SHOP BUT SHIT IT WAS 99C
why u look on my screen dont be a troll
i bet you cant have caps lock on and like this meme
trolololo lol
Just me Trolling around
I killed you'r mom Problem?
while others must I am sick and not going to school
Its cute how hardik thinks he can do better than ravisha
I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU... AND I SILL AM!
I LOST 500 CALORIES IN 10 SECONDS I DROPPED MY BURGER
hey you
How to keep an idiot busy (see bottom text) How to keep an idiot busy (see top text)
that awkward moment when sfdhkjdfhjdfhjdjdfjdhurvgfgf rgfdrejfrwvqvsaustsfcghfogoruuryuryfunvcjxnfksjfnmscndjfhjzncsjchhdfhfhfhufsdjdjcjfiujsidayfuhdncfu you realize you just waisted five minutes of your life reading this
Troll lolololololl
forever prablem
thot akrerd momunt whun yur phone fails otu-curict
Trold You
child birth so easy a woman can do it
hey guys diversity is awesome
YOU HAVE BEEN TROLED BY MAXI
PROBLEM?
there was a car crash over 9000 people died
herpa-derp y u no in kitchen?
i'm always ready for tommrow but i wasn't ready for today
Instagram is down now how  will u post lousy photos
Hey guys  press ctrl+w and like this meme
NASCAR
fontos a t&#225;rsadalmi szolidarit&#225;s kivve ha fiatal dolgoz&#243; vagy
sees man with a box of 'small condoms' being a butthole hey this guy has small condoms everybody 'umad' trolololol
friend leaves pc  take shit on cpu
guess what i just inhaled?
Every kiss begins with k and ugly begins with u
when i sing you know that music is not dead
The legend said law m3ak warranty eb3ato l marco
انا ?ديــــــت انا ?ديــــــت
On pokemoN
goes to cleveland with a lebron jersey
goes to cleveland with a lebron jersey
I'm not like a boss
aram? sure gonna mess dat queue up
welcome to kumon um mad bro????
Noticeably Aggravated Friend?
i watch anime my favorte is vocaloid
To maximize viewing experience press and Hold CTRL-ALT-DOWN arrow
Receives Long Emotional Text 'Well I'm off to bed!  Goodnight!'
Last name is dOveR
Du fragst nach meinem Trainingsplan Anabolika
dislikes call of duty trailer buys game anyway
Whats The Time its troll o'clock
APB Realmente da depressao ?
trolo lololo lololo lolo lolololololo lololo lololololo
scavenger hunt you say? let me grab my Kipa
collect all weapons and items in metal gear solid. head back to the heliport and drive the guards to insanity.
MADE UP RACHEL! SHE CHEATED ON HIM!
i took your daughter VIRGINITY  sorry!! it won't again
We're Sorry
GOES SKIING WITH YOU PUTS YOU ON THE STEEPEST HILL
UPDATE PAGE I'M GONE.
Wanna hear a joke? Intelligent liberals
woman dont need watches theres already a clock on the stove
DODGE SUCKS MAD BRO?
landed on 'go'-$200. next turn left 'go'-$200 again no one noticed. bam!
well figure it out on your own
Please Rage At Me More :) I Want You Guys To 'Trickshot' Me :)
SOCCER ? DIDNT YOU MEAN FOOTBALL
shoot someone at a shooting range say you had a involuntary muscle spasm
NEW Car? Better get some headlight fluid
going to a friends page and LIKING every post they have done till the born status appears.  then commenting i like you alot freindly troll
*DID YOU READ the terms of service?* clicks yes
*DID YOU READ the terms of service?* clicks yes
You know you love Justin bieber
ipad mini? I bet it goes great with your ipad
I like men trolls Problem?
wanna listen to music? better untangle your earbuds
hi Bye
so i bet you cant open any thing
yo this page is shit
Stop me if you heard this one A baby seal walks into a club...
10/10 people fail the test below don't read this line
*DID YOU READ the terms of service?* clicks yes
Heh..YOu thought i'd show you my real face?
Y U NO LOG IN? this action requires you to log in to the website
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NOT SURE IF REAL MADRID OR RONALDO MADRID
I heard you were forever Alone... So I got you an R-Panda!
HEY! Did you know that if you TYPE yoUR password on facebook
thank you ur too kind
I love Newschoolers Because Troll Face
Pedobear has evolved
THIS IS YOUR THINK FACE wHEN YOU SEE THAT YOU HAVE 666 LIKES
gET'S READY FOR WEEKEND GAMING oN FRIDAY rIOT BANS ME FOR 3 DAYS...
FEMINISM MEANS EQUAL RIGHTS FOR WOMEN
The art of trolling is very simple first you must
Friend leaves his mac invert colors
thank you ur too kind
well... if u click the like button with an accoount you win &#163;100000000000
if you are reading this your life is incredibly dull and boring because you spend your time looking at useless pictures like a bum problem?
Can't discriminate based on race anymore huh? discriminate against long hair and beards instead
like a good poking do ya
i  think there is
there was a plane crash in Mexico 34657 people died
child birth so easy a woman can do it
You Are getting Trolled
I REMEMBER 2012 LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY
replies to messages never answers question
Brings nikon slr to a party uses camera on phone all night
ask for a beer  poor it on his wives boobs
Don't understand 90 % of gangnam style still better than one direction
multiple-choice exam question? I'll make up a test where all the answers are the same letter
bAlderdash magic herb
wallabi 0-3 for me little faggot
Yeah i ate your cookies Problem?
Gopinath's yellow pancake? more like 'date expired shit'
you mad bro?
Powdered water
bet you wolnt press  ALT-f4 no balls
What is the most important thing about tanks Use google
YOLO
FOLLOW MY FOR MONEY PRICE  1 CENT
Semua orang sibuk tentang insiden robin van persie tetapi diorang tak tahu yang torres score lebih banyak dari rvp pada minggu ini
I TROLL KIDS ON CLUB PENGUIN
I'LL ORDER A PIZZA 5 MINUTES BEFORE MIDNIGHT AND WHEN THE MAN COMES TO THE DOOR I'LL TELL HIM I'VE WAITED A YEAR FOR THIS PIZZA!
invite 11 year old zoey to a conference. chat about sexuality.
Wow Players The best cheat is Alt+f4
a state of troll problem?
if im sily you die
You got teased didn't you?
that awkward when you just said awkward in your head
GO HOME TONJANG YOU're Drunk
There was a van crash near the mexican border 52 people died.
Asks for chocolate and candy get him school supplies
if the world ends on 12/21/12 i will go to the mall and EVERYTHING will be free
fill hair with gel before going to barber
Professor writes 'elaborate' on a complicated section of your paper delete entire section and hand in paper
*Writes text message* Forgets to hit send
Essay due at 12 mid night sends it at 11:59
are you le  mad?
shitty day at work didn't find one funny pic from the nauris
comment on someones feed delete your comments to make it look like they're talking to themselves
HOLD YOUR TOUNGE AND SAY 'i WAS BORN ON A PIRATE SHIP'
Comptroller It's not what you think it means
Happy  Birthday
I bet you can't press ctrl alt del then press shut down
collect all items and weapons in metal gear solid. head back to the heliport to drive the guards bat-shit.
gets a job as santa claus at shopping centre tell kids you're not real
Beats headphones Proof that marketing works
but vegans think about the poor plants you are killing
My boss said homsexuality is a disease get a day off because i catch it
DONT TROLL A TROLLER TROLLER TROLL U
if robbers ever broke into my house to search for money... i would just laugh and search with them !!
GOZOMBIETv #1 community channel
tell friend to click f13 watch the rage? profit!
Hey Girls! Bet you cant press Alt+F4 at the same time!
U mad Bro?
national tragedy happens like the event on facebook
IGNORANT TROLL
hOW TO KEEP IDIOT DISTRACTED (LOOK AT BOTTOM) HOW TO KEEP IDIOT DISTRACTED (LOOK AT TOP)
bet you can't press ctrl alt f4
44 second video? here's a 3 minute ad
mom says one more song and then go to bed i choose the 10 hour derp song
Breaking window is good FOR ECONOMICS
Plays hide and seek  LEAVES WITHOUT TELLING
some guy threatens to ban xbox live account  troll him in black ops 2
THIS IS THE STUPID TEST IF YOU ARE READING you have failed
apparently someone in london gets stabbed every 52 seconds poor bastard
Childbirth so easy even a woman could do it
you have no problem.  (quietly) yes you do.
gary bettman
Yup
ctr f4
i hate! the sound it makes when you like this
If i had a wish i would wish 1000 wishezzzz
nhl lockout ? all-star team canada.
hey you  stop looking at me
psicologists like politicians
support small government  reduce average person's importance
Mission Accomplished Trolled Ricardo
Go to taco bell and ask for a bean burrito ''Without beans''
but most of them have unsubscribed from my posts.  Good thing my friends accept me as I am
Black Friday Because I don't know how to shop online any other day of the year
downvote meme then copy it and get more upvotes
HACKS INTO SCHOOL INTERCOM PLAYS ORIGINAL LAVENDER TOWN MUSIC
DIT IS BOB ELKE GAME
I'm not sexist
You Only live once? My cat disagrees.
what do kansas st and hostess have in common they both know what it feels like to get shutdown
problem officer?
If i was carrying  that guy in the movie deep impact I would have used hIs body to make it safely across bwahahaha
69 96 76 100 dECIDES HOW WE RAID I.D.F TWITTER ACCOUNT
ANGRY CLIENT ASKS FOR CALL BACK NEXT YEAR CALL BACK SET FOR JANUARY 1ST
Go on gangnam style to say what a bad song it is
writes risque gay sex-scene in exam is not kathy laster
i Love you devin
looks like round 2  LET THE GAMES BEGIN
Problem? That's supposed to be here
trap people in corners in COD and wait for them to send u a mean message SUCCESS
DON'T GET OUT OF BED
you're playing MW3 at gettaway
Good DAD:COMES TO PICK UP HIS CHILD LEAVES AND SAYS ILL 'PICK HIM UP' AGAIN
Teh wild woman approches What is she doing out of the kitchen!!!!!
Myspace has a button that says 'connect with facebook'
jacob sucks it hard
u mad?
does all math problems REALIZED TEACHER ONLY ASSIGNED ODDS.
37OH55V O773H
You've been written up to crb lol jk
You only live once?  bull shit Press X to respawn.
You only live once?     Bull shit Press 'X' to respawn
Cool story bro
Go's to mcdonalds orders sub of the day
You are now listening to never gonna give you up in your head
You are now listening to never gonna give you up in your head
apa arti 'what i don't know'
Date a song writer and do everything that involves orange and break up
give lots of wedding present charge
amanda todd the 0.01% of bacteria bleach cant kill
best part of arrow... SUDDEN ENDING!!!!
I am a troll Face You are being trolled
УпроПир jashebthkjsrnthlkshntjkhlsnrwktlhjnjsrytjsr
Here son
HOW MAD ARE YOU RIGHT NOW?
A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR USING apple maps or maybe its a hospital
dog's theory take massive dump in the middle of a walk in someone's yard
FUNNI LE MEME XD LE LE LE LE 9FAG TROLOLOLOL
ננזפת על ידי הבוס מזכירה לו שכבר התפטרתי
13' Macbook with retina? No nvidia.
Computer running slow? Delete system32
34.5 plus 34.5
i don't always mismatch captions and memes but when i do
Eat it! Just dont show me!
Guess what? you lost the game
RESPONDE RAPIDAMENTE SI O NO  QUE TU NOVIA TE ENGA&#209;A?
Gorilla glass Isn't idiot proof
you now breathe and blink mechanical
See your trading your iphone 4 for a few more centimeters hope your girlfriend isn't doing the same
Give me some money or i'll kill you. TROLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
press f13
GETS CHAMPION GARY TO LAST POKEMON GARY USED FULL RESTORE
pissed at his best-friend for cheating on his girlfriend finds out it was a dog
Youtube: like comment login as new person: repeat
hard rock on songpop nirvana...
browns get first win- against the bengals. problem?
whoa! you can't like my picture while holding ctrl
Goes to award cermony Stevenson doesn't sit down
You should press f13
the game
Dry humps wife during night
Did you hear aBout the new sOund instagram makes When you double tap a photo
where my payment
Troll U 4 Evr
gets stabbed on lan fans
catch teemo mushrooms they give bonus
Triggers Signal At Pedestrian Crossing. Already crossed.
Wheres your prep? I cant print it off.
there is someone in my hour ecall 911
There's a wifi spot called fon zon free internet You have to pay for it Problem?
oh you got pushed in the back? Travel
STUCK
i can play gta v on pc! u jelly?
I DECIDED TO BURN SOME CALORIES TODAY I SET A FAT KID ON FIRE
want to use my phone to call your mother sure just press redial
HERP DERP
needs to fart goes to sisters room
PAKISTAN MAKE IT TO   THE SEMIS SO THEy COULD GET CHEAPER FLIGHTS ON A WEEKDAY
Asks someone for a fight secretly tells the teacher so he doesn't have to go through with it
Impersonates Someone Famous on Twitter Problem?
IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY now buy everything for the party
steals a couch from the lounge... during open door october
headache puppy hates me cheezburger cat hates my swag
saw slender man and asked
step 1: google '1066' Step 2:??? Step 3: profit
uses school intercom plays lavender town theme
you have a plot? Watch me not care. let's go quest train.
goes on wikipedia creates random bullshit stories
just losts at fifa13? u crap bro!?
Kiek turi kainuoti bilietas į lady gaga koncertą? Ekonomika-aktyviai.lt
make a funny comment on a fACEBOOK PAGE  WAIT TILL PEOPLE LIKE IT AND EDIT IT TO 'LIKE IF YOUR GAY'
goes to apple keynote CONFERENCE  uses galaxy s3 and hp laptop
Tells Class not to study a particularly busy slide Fills the rest of presentation with busy slides to make up for it
Buys you a new Car Hyundai
Gays excuse for money
Guess my power level its 9001
SHABBRIV MANAGES TO AMUSE ME DOWNVOTES ANWAY
LOW on health? stole your health kit
Where to put your favorite pics in ? Recycle bin
sees a light switch disco time
M&#201;M&#201; QU&#201;B&#201;KOIS LOL TABARNAK
Kills level 2 warrior villager slapping
Problem u jolly fags?
ARE U ASLEEP?
gameshark
wazzabeh thats what she saıd
once this becomes 911 upvotes  i will rebuild the world trade center
The early worm gets the bird
say you're new to ttt kill 8 innocents as traitor
linear algebra problem?
Fischers nase ist kein gedicht. Mein Leid in deinem gesicht
Fart blame it  on friend
fart blame it  on friend
r
read bottom 1 read top first
makes meme  guy dislikes it down votes all of his mems
ebay user has perfect feedback not anymore
Like if you are a sheep who can be easily tricked into clicking on stuff ignore if you are your own person and are sick of these things
I SHOOT DOWN YUR MOAB U-MAD-BRO
lol i trolled u
what do you call a bunch of moronic 5 year olds on call of duty? Society
trolls gonna trolL
private a pori problem???
Gildarts has this really awesome troll face
Childbirth. So easy a woman Can do it
Lazy women useless
Yes i gave you aids  u mad bro?
Sees a bunch of mexicans next to car Presses panic
No
the funny moment when you talk to someone on facebook but their next to you so you see their reaction
U  Mad bro?
dont hate us Trolling is an art
remy puts up big numbers waterboy for varsity
How do asians describe fallout? They say it's pretty farrout!
WHAT CONDOM? ....
I heard fifa 13 is so unrealistic that pato can play a full match without getting injured
what are the opposites of each word below always coming from take me down
9/11 is my favorite holiday
How about a kiss
LA STEPHANIE TIENE TETAS ? SI TIENE MAS QUE UNA VACA XD
problem?
i hear the troll song yeay
ALT F4
I saw hitler in the street and so i asked him jewmad bro?
Says pes is better buys fifa
KIDZZZZ!!! I HAZ 1 cOOKIEZZZ
press f13  get infinite money
30
go to bed in minecraft friend surrounds you in obsidian
Hey Squidward Are you Finished with Those Errands?
chicser someday i'll have your numbers
practice makes perfect until i come along
adds troll as friend infracts regulars
parents ground you the night before after party for something you did five months ago
Mother asks to borrow money? Charge interest
Apologises for killing Decent-guide all the time Secretly rubs hands while evil laughing.
Bowls only 12 over average Still Star of the week
Ila driya tsawrat fi toilette Rah hadik hiya lblasa lwa7ida li mjalja fi darhom
i hate niggers Ya!
WWE RAW 'AUSTRAlia' tour 2012 Skips perth
p|A GAGS Problem??
want cs 1.6 hacks while in a server press delete
gets bothered by someone on IMVU trolls them with shoop da whoop
N&#227;o basta ser idiota... tem que colocar ''vasp'' com empresa no facebook
MAINSTREAM BG SEQUEL ANNOUNCED STAT POINTS REMOVED TO AVOID CONFUSION
WOLLA u know what? MERT YANDIM SUCkS
oh
Finds liberal memes Downvotes
Afghanistan
CTRL+F4 Pasti akan terjadi sesuatu yang keren
when memes are close in votes  upvote one and downvote the other
when memes are close in votes upvote one and downvote the other
Voter ID LAws Are Awesome and Fair
plays modern warfare 3 blocked in corner
does the same trollface joke as you gets more upvotes
50% DAS PESSOAS GOSTAM DE MATEMATICA OUTRAS 60% ODEIAM
i see you fixed your hair nice on this first day of school shall I cue the rain?
LONG LIVE ZUCKERBERG LONG LIVE THE TROLLS
you've just been persuaded
you sir  just got frapped
why is 6 scared of 7? cuz 7 8 9
go asia and bed a chick you sure?
911 jokes  are just plane wrong
yang paling aneh adalah tulisan di rokok. udah tau membahayakan jantung 
alt f4
go to abortion clinic with balloon in shirt when there's protesters  come empty with relief
EARLY BIRD GETS WORM 2ND MOUSE GETS CHEESE :l
RAGE QUIT
SORRY I STOLE YOUR DAUGHTER'S VIRGINITY WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN!
PAINT A BLUE OVAL IN BACKYARD GOOGLE MAPS THINKS YOU HAVE A POOL
GO TO PORSCHE DEALERSHIP AND ASK TO TEST DRIVE A 911 SAY YOU WERE NOT SATISFIED WITH THE PERFORMANCE AND NEVER SPEAK TO DEALERS AGAIN.
Doctor who sucks
People say uc on yet they fail killing me
OOOOOOOO! A RAGINGLY POPULAR POST WITH 1
mY NAME MEANS HE  wHO
MY YEARBOOK PAGE WILL BE BETTER THAN YOURS U MAD BRO?
u jelly? cus i eat it!
Feminists want a female member at Augusta? Condoleezza rice.
online pictionary draw penises
im
a troller!
i hate that bob marley is dead now. problem?
Windows not working? run con/con
chucks a shit in public toilet  doesn't flush
takes your order pooh's in your mcdonalds
I ONLY TRUST A BLACK GUY AS WELL AS I CAN SEE HIM AT NIGHT
yES I PUT A CONDOM ON IT FELL OFF.
LOSING POKEMON CARD BATTLE USES THE GARY OAK CARD
Did you know... if you say GULLIBLE slowly it sounds like oranges? IF YOU SAY GULLIBLE SLOWLY IT SOUNDS LIKE ORANGES?
press control w
anton ferdinand u mad bro
Car: You go on holiday I'M BROKEN!
WHOA! I WIN HEHEHE
Telling a girl how pretty she is Just to shut her up
they see me trollin they ragin
fwerjasgd stupid?
Heey donavan laat ze lekker joh
En jij bent een dikke gozer
trips decide what website we raid with poo facts
DID u hear me  wait u are death
Dont think your mom has any tattoos? pull down her pants and tell me what you think of my smile on her ass
Dislikes all the memes  except this one
ermehgerd. wrong merm
finds success kid meme about having one up vote down vote
run over friendly commando
ctrl w
You started school today and I didn't problem?
you have a bsod? ha! i made a fake one!
didn't bring your book? teacher! look here!
A woman can make you millionary... if you were a billionary
Service Unavailable HTTP Error 503. The service is unavailable.
Meme that starts reddit Rarely used now a days
i love you but you are f*cking ugly
Walk into public bathroom w/ switch activated lights guy sitting on toilet. turn off light. leave.
highest medal count
kiss my ass
Happy troll games! and may the trolls
thought that he will make me sad by saying his stupid words  and then i remooved him
kenapa php + mysql ?
just doing my culture nothing exciting
Illumination jumps off cliff killed by chicken
If you get a call from MRS Ford You're going to have a bad time
whats the difference BETWEEN a girl and a knife  knifes got a point
Make Me
no... i've never trolled anyone...
the early turd catches the flow
press l watch trollface spin
'hey
your crush is finally single like all their statuses
Oh lil wayne quit rapping? when did he start?
anda a google y pone zerg rush
Destroys the enemy senrty nest... gets auto-swtiched
USES PUBLIC BATHROOM SHITS ON THE FLOOR
Gingers do have souls on the bottom of their trainers!
If uncle jack helped you off his horse would you help uncle jack off his horse?
Let friend borrow game PURPOSELY don't put game in case
sends messages to devs ordering expensive customs sets own messaging to friends only so they can't reply
Let me just finish this show! olympia
are you mad bro?
FARTS QUIETLY WAITS FOR PEOPLES reaction to the smell
Hey dude! don't try this at your pc!
problems
you just got trolled ! u mad bro ?
LEAKFORUMS GOES DOWN SKIDS GET ANGRY.. PROFIT?
(719) 447 1555  ask for battletoads
puts normal qualities on bad luck brian and socially awkward penguin
still uses memes from 2004 what's whats the matter with that?
doin' it  Wrong!!!
24 killstreak? blocks in corner and shoots
Will you date me? a. yes b. Backflip
I'm try  and finish eve on the weekend
LETS DO SOMETHING ON FRIDAY? CANCELS... LETS DO SOMETHING ON MONDAY?
what do you call a muslim in an ethics class? lost
LOLOLOLLOLOL ...
Olympic Cycle Race Moves finish line 1km back
Made you an op instantly de-ops
iSketch regular doesn't play games
Dats a nice house you made there now lemme put some pressure plates above the tnt i put.
too lazy to think. problEm?
Used up last piece of toilet paper Now the next person will do the walk of shame
Abortion the only way that republicans wont kill
take your age
Buys lots of blue Gatorade  Puts in windex bottle and drinks in public
find legit comment on youtube with many likes posts thumbs up comment and gets more likes
mom thinks shes going deaf start mouthing words
Ctrl W
goes on meme generator downvotes every meme
problem? gay grant connorfAG?
perfect pitch problem?
tries to create new theme for website named every div in the code lololol
WAR COMMANDER PLAYERS YOU MAD
Bet you 10000000$ you dont count the money
when you realise that person want waving at you
WANTS A SRS GNAME PICKS Luftens hj&#228;ltar
problem
FAILURE UNABLE TO CONTAIN THE DARKSPORE
Fat chick catchs bouquet You gonna eat that?
Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.
youtube video has no dislikes now it has 1.
me and my brethren love the shire
i was in aurora but i had god mode on. trololol
teacher asks for email do_me_hardcore@hotmail.com
change your facebook name to no one like everyones statuses
Say you have swag lie
people who are super against cancer and smoke
liberals are soooo tolerant but then they judge you for having a different viewpoint than them
people who are for the death penalty  but not abortions
this meme has one upvote now it has none
HEY LOOK I HAZ WINDOWS ... 6.9
Send a text to everyone in phone Set autoreply to 'k'
Dumps a girl before prom for more piercings and tatoos at adrenaline
Forever alone got no friends now i dislike him
Buy a game on steam goes on sale the next day
got weed?
TROLOlolololo i change backround
dalleuse forever
العربي لايك !  خخخخخخخخخ
brings beer to party non-alcoholic
blocking someone feeling like a badass afterward
What we call a gentleman A dream
U mad  bro?
UMAD BRO? AFKINGX
Press the moon key it's magic!
I WATCH TROLL VIDEOS FROM YOUTUBE NOW I TROLL OTHER PEOPLE >:d
bilbo riding metro north time to get the pure m4
Haters gunna hate ima real thug life troll
empties febreeze bottle fills with vinegar
Missouri A toss-up state?
Wait SO YOU REED Jynx-sama's work too didn't you?
problem?
press Alt f4
hit on a gay guy give him a priest's phone number
world of warcraft now free to play... up to level 20
a new SMILEY face ت It's in Arabic
You're making a child's game account send permission email to own email account and not parent's email account
joins the glee club don't know how to sing or dance
sassassassass
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING FOR? k.e.p.o.
playing minecraft with a friend build bedrock around there bed while there asleep
tf2 n00bs types in killserver in console
Euta joke sunn: Haatti ra kamila.......... Hya jaile eutai joke
i troll pervs in megans stream
MAKE A SUNDAE FOR FRIEND PUT CRAP FOR THE CHOCALATE SAUCE
My name's steve I took your student ID
My name's horatio I run a lot
we heard your bandwith was not slow enough so we switched it to dial up mode
kikuyus have a fear of playing pianos  it's called fear-no
You may be taller vertically
yesterday I was normal I guess i took one to the knee
everyday im huffing shit
Furry convention needs more participants send mike rowe
Obamacare!??! individual mandate upheld?!?! canadian healthcare
Chief Justice John Roberts Sides with the left
lets nsw score one try   dominates the rest of the game
100 degrees and dry for 3 weeks Rains on 4th of july
'Best part is at 4:13' Video Length: 4 minutes 12 seconds
goes to pounDLand hands &#163;50 Note
guess what?
They see me trollin' They hatein'
Bug lands on cake slice Gives slice to friend
Farts in car Leaves windows up and does't tell anyone
by the way katnis you're going back in the hunger games
wANNA HEAR A JOKE TWO WOMEN WERE SITTING QUIETLY
trolololololololol What a nice song!
pretends to help someone  blows up their house
you are now aware of your blinking
WRITE LONG EMAIL PRESS ALT + F4
if u hated this press f13
watches video in class nap time
Super Duper OP Ground Zero problem spectre?
I follow jesus on twitter
DELETES POST ON WALL FRIEND UPLOADS MORE
Trolol in public win marathon
Gears of war: judgement non user&#224; il kinect peccato
Roman01 Urbanising local communities since 1990
I guess Germany Gassed in the end
sweet muh
minta jawaban? KASIH YANG SALAH AH PROBLEM?
to continue
wanna hear a joke? your memes.
Goes to panda express orders panda
Modernizing the grimm brothers? peter parker picked a peck of pickled peppers and wasn't included in avengers
don't try this at home kids we're 14 years old
THIS IMAGE HAS NO SENSE
Yoshi epic
arab spring continues
PRESS Ctrl W
Never gonna give u up  never gonna let u down
im 20th prestige in mw3 you're a virgin right
playing twister at my party might grease a few dots
hail storm calls pizza guy
tap some ones shoulder and then they blAME SOME ONE ELSE TROLOLOLOLOLOL
lost your period jk
Walfstem says Y U NO DIE ARMOUR CHAR
baby
Childfree I like Money
you want to hear a joke? womens rights
clean your room to find something end up with more lost things
U mad?
We heard you wanted a theif/pirate revamp so we made a new class and gave it all the new skills...Problem?
PUNCH TREE TOP FLOATS
press any key
The only b word you should call a woman is beautiful  bitches love when you call them beautiful
September 10th Party at my house tomorrow
It is my birthday on June 13th
Your thunder just missed in the rain? You got trolled by ady
Has a friend with no legs. Buy's stair master for them as gift... Problem?
Join lobby with jmanlovespie manual breathing mode activated
Government did 9/11? What you drinking???
hey richie u mad bro?
Comment on a OLD group wall post delete comment and make the old post look like it was the latest wall post!
your moms like a bowling ball shes been picked up fingered and thrown in the gutter
Call me maybe 'HIYA Maybe'
looks like canibus was a 'dizaster'
high winds? problem?
napkin sign said one at a time  i took a handfull
Watch avatar the last airbender  says 'I Love all Anime'
BRIDE AND GROOM FINISHES THEIR VOWS YOU MAY NOW MAKE YOUR MAN A SANDWICH!
REStricted list on facebook: I Watch them and they dont see me
hi cola und kered
911 jokes  are just plane wrong
obsessed with minecraft. just got married. thatsss a nice house we've got here. it would be a shame if i did any cooking
HAVE YOU SEEN CLOWN THAT HIDES FROM GAY PEOPLE? DIDN'T THINK SO
Need to take a sh*t and find all the toilets taken? Use one of the urinals!
Best way to attract a man? Sandwich artistry!
my neighbors listen to some very good music whether they like it or not!
If you put some shit on soap... would it be dirty soap
'ur vather bombed my house!' it wasn&#180;t my vather
GAME DEDUKSI
Asks to join clan Is never online
V-mort Why so butt hurt??
Problem TrollFace??
POMPEY GOT THE CREDIT
Why did the jews lose in ww2? They were at camp
WHAT do trolls eat? lol-lies
i HAD A DREAM... U NO GET acp!
U mad bro?
Buys $225
Press crtl +alt + left arrow key
I hope you enjoyed the essay now go play lol
Installer tells you to restart Don't actually have to
came across a drowning child at the local pool he didnt swim up
Davide sonar leaves the slowest releasing label only releases 2 tracks on new label
Hey GUYS Wanna listen to my music
just  kidding
pengen ganti tampilan fb LAMA? tekan ctrl W
asked for open-file command alt+f4
windows key l
CREATES RANDOM ENCOUNTER ORC ARMY
Grief server spawn Everybody switches to new world
ya know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust
antipinoy
phil you got TROLLED
Hold conversation on Facebook Delete comments so it looks like crazy person is holding conversation with self
Betcha i can't make a rage meme in two slides.
press windows home buttom while pressing  [L]
press windows home buttom while pressing  [L]
Peter Beanie Rubenstein likes guys
trollface says: gobabygio is blog #1 !
stfu mom u never make jokes i made you
so when are the lakers playing?
so when are the lakers playing?
fame any how but wow!
How do you end up with a million dollars? Invest two million in Facebook
I gotta dig bick you read that wrong
come in chatroom youve been a member of for a long time just to say hi to your friends....this guys calls you a troll
lurks in chatroom waiting for someone to make a mistake pounces in like a tiger to correct you
i got a message on fb saying i liked to much stuff so i liked it
a man gave you candy what you mast say to him? i want more!
of course
Cancer Can't spell uncontrolled cell growth without troll
Y U GOT DRUGZ?
I gotta dig bick you read that wrong
better than cabby at clarinet cabby gets voted section leader
What? you didn't want me to tell them that totally rude thing you said about them? Oops
CANT WATCH TV AFTER 6PM TURNS ALL CLOCKS BACK 12 HOURS
1-3 3-2
ciao iiio&#242;
mispells one word
Exactly..proved my point trololol
Hey Bayern.... U Mad?
create a bunch of memes cuz im bored watch lala and nicole chase them
misses  penalty
messi or ronaldo? kalou
Trol ololololololo
SAYS IM GOING TO GET YOU SOMETHING ON A MMO SWITCH SERVERS
ilyas after learning the 'y u no' art
Mom: You will go to London Me: MHUAHAHAHAHAHA YES!!!
Mr.sanjay raut wrote such nonsense just to support acharya atre's words  london should be in india
has toothpaste and oreo replaces cream with toothpaste
takes blind owner for walk guides into puddle
pic
Teammate isn't using team safe dies to his cluster on purpose
what i if told you you read the top line wrong
why don't rich people have wives?  they can afford cooks.
?็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ?ิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ?้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ?็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ?ิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ?้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ?็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ?็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ?ิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ?้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้?็็็็ ?็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ?ิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ?้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ?็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ?ิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิิ ?้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้้ ?็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็็ ?็็็็็็็็็็็
trolface! trolface!
I never lose the game. i Always win
alt f4
Responds to every text with 'OK'
'CTRL' plus 'W' equals?
they gave me the job you wanted u mad bro?
i told you before attend classes
gives friend pen... the pen is empty
SERVERS? Y U NO HAVE ANY BLZRD
son... I am disappoint that u r mad.
Likes the link on purpose when someone shares a photo and says 'lYk3 th3 p!ctur3 n0t th3 l!nkkk'
I don't always use memes But when i do
oh
VENUSAUR GETS CHLOROPHYL CHARIZARD GETS STEALTH ROCK'D
GUISE its the truth.
changes name to 'your mom likes it' on Facebook Likes a dog show on facebook
Reads To Kill A Mocking bird Can't get suspended for saying 'Negroes' to black students
TROLL is my middle name
You can like this twice by holding ctrl+w
go to burger king ask for a frosty
Names Dog 'Im stupid' Invites Friends over
happy birthday! wish you all the best
Robert Joyner Mastah Trollz
is your internet slow
*fart*
Looking For SOmething? Can I help?
Hey Mister!!! Does this smell like chloroform to you?
Generates memes Talking about memes gets more upvotes than normal memes
goes to a restaurant and asks for a water cup Fills it with sprite
ha-ha EMILYYYYY!!!
HA- HA! EMILIAAAAAA!
Auto Timeline Problem?
Runtime error bitches Problem?
THE LEGEND SAID cOME BACK WITH A SANDWICH
wHEN LIFE SUCKS I JUST ENJOY THE HEAD
MAKES CS1.6 LAN PARTY TURNS SV_LAN 0
Press alt plus f4 for more SURPRISES
Cotto Lost to Mayweather U mad Puerto Rico?
I shall never stop poking you You mad bro?
finish torrent don't seed
Problem? COMe than to me!
we all have that friend who we secretly hate
wanna know how to make the perfect jew? about 20 min. at 500 degrees
The Game
Communism is wrong Share if you agree
'Dammit I'm mad'
farts in class blames friend next to you
i killed eric morse
Hey eddie you mad bro?
manual breathing engaged!!
EHHH NOW STFU AND GTFO
Buys Call of DutY for 50 bucks Spends entire time camping in the corner
meatspin.com u mad ?
FRIEND ASKED FOR SOME CHIPS GAVE HIM HALF OF THE BAG
create MAGAZINE FOR alzheimer disease patients Make only one issue
Goes supersonic Just to blow you up
Sees you counting shouts random numbers
U mad?
sarah you like my memes?
fadildjogdja @fadilsoshifated
OMG YOUR base is mine now!
Call of duty  black ops 2
get steam hacked hack them back
goes up to LIBRARIAN  hows working at the libary?
The final countdown is now playing in your hEAD
Yeah i checked it's out of stock
Pecinta sepep indonesia? pasti ulah ababil alay lagi nih
No don't turn around i mind your BUSINESS and my BUSINESS
my daughter is embarrassed by my 'dancing'
actor resigns kill his character in the series
You Pay and I eat Deal?
builds wooden shack. here comes the creeper
DOn't worry Mr. Smith. I won'T knock up your daughter. That's what the other two guys in the Car are here for.
Trolololololol
somebody already thought of it dude internet.
ALT + F4
So happy you can lock the bathroom door now
roses are red
BWC U MAD?
The movie 'the avengers' iron man dies at the end
sees a good meme re-submits it to get up-votes
press f5
press start and l
press f1
sells you overpriced food that gives you cancer sells you overpriced healthcare to treat cancer
Don't bother looking it up it's the bit about the other cheek
geg geg
start l
Starts ad video with no lag takes 5 min to show 20 sec of video
Eat oreos go to dentist
Pa? i think you mean we havent done shit- arbete
i just won the game
rock a giant hat go to movie theatre
TRUE OR FALSE: THIS STATEMENT IS FALSE.
'I got a girl friend!!' does her name end in .JPG?
iz in ur english undermining ur grammar and orthography
first rule is to not talk about fight club talk about fight club
'Have a nice weekend!' assigns 200 question unit study guide
ARE YOU JEWISH 'CUZ YAMAKEN ME CRAZY
THREAD FOR MEMES POSTS COMICS
jason russell says every main city would be covered in his posters not true
Jason russell says every main city will be covered in kony 2012 posters Not true
Plays the 'Invisible rope trick' makes cars stop
you can't spell privacy without piracy
Get the sandwich U mad?
kopfsteinpflaster voll huckelig
i downvoted your meme problem?
Use Fake pink slip re-endsem craxx
SINCE WHEN IS GG Good game? i thought it was gemmell grin
Merge without signaling Signal without merging
'please fill in one loc membership form' Fills in 72
i regularly talk about fightclub
ever heard of the game?
The Game
teacher says to take a seat takes chair and leaves the classroom  problem teacher
Asks the telemarketer to tell more about his offer After 10 min. says you're not interested
goes to a movie watches first movie and sneaks into another problem theatres
'sharks' is one syllable except in san jose
Trolling Its a artistic
Server asks if you want a baked potato or french fries Respond 'yes'
Buy wildcat urine from hunting department at wal-mart dump in cabin air intake of enemy's car
Neighbor gets angry you don't mow lawn Buy lava rocks and a cactus
They see me trollin' they hatin'
its not called a meme technically its an image macro
POSTS UPSET STATUS ON FACEBOOK DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT
I liked your facebook page as you told me but you never mention anything about disliking it
wins $100000 on scratchcard gives card to trampafter claiming the money
go onto google images and search 'krocodil'
I am Trollface
Loves German Struggles to Pronounce Kluge
LIKES PHOTO OF A 5 YEAR OLD WITH CANCER FEELS GOOD ABOUT SPREADING THE WORD
chasıng cars and barkıng ın a tone of 'no parkıng'
hıv+ amblem tattooed on belly after sex
GO ONEDERFUL TROLOLOLOLOLOL
a LADY WAS HIT BY A CAR WHY WAS THERE A CAR IN THE KITCHEN?
When you hold a sword  Don't stab urself
arrange 'infant Eyes' for marching band
νηστευει ολη την μ.εβδομαδα τ?ωει μαγει?ιτσα μ.σαββατο μεσημε?ι
Ib 2012 may session trolling everyone by starting with philosophy in the morning and maths in the afternoon
Press CTRL + W
you try to make a meme in another language i make you type the wrong thing three times
Need to do more best fits Basicnets all the way
Puts clothes in dryer hot and sunny outisde
buy $75 worth of groceries pay cashier in coins
FOREVER ALONE PROBLEM?
Oh You support leeds i also slit my wrists
ms.goebel ms. goebel ms.goebel!!!!!!!!!!!! u mad bro?!
take dead dog into Chinese restaurant drop on counter and yell 'No more dogs until you pay for last ones!'
plays cod black opps only TOMAHAWks on purpose
i tricked a blue shell i hope you're mad
See several people tell me to stop posting non sso related pics post several more non sso related pics
Yes i am getting married today
when my teacher checks my homework i become sick
Ok I'm done... For now
this meme i made is long and boring and are wasting your time by reading this useless piece of shit problem?
I'll let you sleep For now
happy cuz u got knabb? Say hi to mrs.moore
I like chronicle  My name is tommy Rowe
the zoo... ...is pretty safe place to fart
smashes all of the pots in your house exits
farts out loud in class wasn't me
laughs at meme hits down vote
great way to pick up girls? painted the car to look like a taxi
hacks your facebook then forgets password U MAD BRO???
Comment on someone's facebook status immediately delete your comment right after they commented to make it look like they're talkting to themselves. trolling approved
A mate gives you a song tell everyone that you found it out
Plants tripwire blood bomb in assassin's creed revelations throws gold on top of it
rickroll? more like goatse
Problem?
dettori lol
7 guys to troll the town u mad Brno?
goes to omegle uses manycams program
Unc lost to kansas in the elite eight? kendall marshall must've had a bad game.
Never gonna give you up never gonna let you down...
Use ur friend's computer Set a redtube as a homepage
The best part of the fight was? when your obese gym teacher ran to stop it
MOVED UP IN WXCHALLENGE STANDINGS LOL JK TEMPERATURES SPIKE LAST MINUTE
tweeted racist stuff about guy dying on a soccer pitch now i'm in prison for 8 weeks
donate money to cancer reseach 4chan cancer
hmm i wonder if its just me or spyn is not getting what he wants
Join every facebook page with the word 'muslim' in it Advertise for a wife
what do you call a man with no arms and legs water skiing? i dont know
you quit the match and i send you a troll face you mad?
Buying a salad at mc'donalds is like getting a hug from a PROSTITUTE
meta knight is my main in brawl problem?
eeken ska duscha nu med isabella matsson
HAve you ever tasted ethiopian food? neither have they
teacher said do homework asked if his wife was home
wath minecraft vids se that anoying torll vids
posts shredded video of your shitty band problem?
exposed as troll acts normal (for now)
exposed as troll acts normal – for now
Says she's sorry she's not sorry
no top text problem?
Forum users ask: 'Don't you have anything better to do?' this is it
You are now entering manual blinking mode
IT'S FRIDAY!
to upvote everything on page press alt f4
Just told a guy with a feeding tube to eat a big lunch
Safari - to explore new places Can't find website when needed
asking for your number that's allot of number for being the size of your underwear
Hi I'm Jeff are you work raging?
if you've done nothing wrong you have nothing to worry about unless i change the definition of 'wrong' so it includes something you've done
take a girl out to dinner accidently forget your wallet
play ssf2 with friend spam side b with black mage
tells you has ssf2 v.08b has new characters only bug fixes
isnt that the guy from  man vs wild?
December 21
GUESS WHAT? YOU FAILED AGAIN.
the statement below is true the statement ABOVE is false
so
DROPS SNIPER RIFLE ONE BULLET LEFT
A: do you love me?      B: Yes and you? a: no
Draws swastika on neighbor's paper Doesn't erase completely
sorry dear all i heard was kitchen
opens mozilla firefox internet is down
Womans Independance day too bad only 1% of my day is taken up by that crap
you cooler than me? i'm hotter than you
yo i heard you dont like books so guess what i got you for christmas
bought a leather jacket im suh cool
Press 'ANY' Key to continue
How about that Texas Cinci game?
Know easter bunny is fake lie to get more eggs
playing game? press 'f5' for super attack
Writing a paper on whether or not Wikipedia Should be Citable My 'Works Cited' page is ENTIRELY from wikipedia
Kony 2012 You mad internet?
Asks for 10 dollars saying 'i'll pay u back tomorrow' moves the next day
you can read this
I eat top text
Le gf telLs me : u have a bad Taste! gf: 'u dont like my new haircut!' 'no honey
March Madness brackets are like late night beer pong fat chicks always win
troll?  never heard of it
HAS PERFECT CARD UNTIL... MR.WARD
you mad?
It snowed and it's a national holiday! We don't have classes
That is 3 more likes than yours. Problem?
has kingdom hearts 3 page on wikipedia   Not in Devolpment
owns a download site fill it up with dead links
take a huge dump dont flush
Member?  you member!
gives you gum its thrills
he hit you? get back to the kitchen.
UMAD HATERS?
Do we have a  OFFICER
Made on a PC Coz Macs cant handle it
when you find out that... shitzile means chicken!
one of 5 schools with Chp 18 students in the entire major
Friend announces he's lost his pen *Giggles*
know a group of people don't have blue card keep spamming blue card
MAKE NEW FACEBOOK PAGE GET ONLY COMPANY LIKES
Has internet explore ban Uses Google chrome
call chinese restaurant ask for 2000 pound soup
STUDYING? OH LOOK MEME PAGE
bans will smith frees will smith
I scammed kid unblock me
Go to coffee machine Find a chipknip
John did his notes umad?
Not even ill
CReate saint anselm memes page cause everyone to fail next exam
printer used your money but didn't print anything it was for an a3 colour print (&#163;0.50)
you have to renew your uel account password more often than you actually use the account
Ay
Your door is open no one in there...
make gay thread on /b/ Call every poster faggot
make gay thread on /b/ call everyone who posts faggot
paul  kovacs
Me: mom...dad
he who laughs last thinks slowest
LOGIC? WHAT LOGIC?
Person laughs at you when you almost Slip on ice they slip and fall in the same exact spot
how do women talk if they cant
Makes meme Facebook page misuses memes on purpose
press Ctrl w win free cake
Ask a girl out to prom take her sister
Too late
are you mad  do you hate me?
post comment on youtube video log into other youtube account and upvotes self
iclicker quiz with 4 choices presses 'e'
Hey Statists U MAd
Stop at the top of an escalator
Slowly drive through yellow light Car behind you has to stop for red light
Someone posts on fb 'Im so ugly' posts ikr
saw morvian memes page didn't like it
think has many meanings
CMD W
Deadline in 3 months Starts the day before
This is a distraction
HEY! ur motha squirtsss
'if you make one more joke about my period we're over.' you're on
HEAR GLASS BREAK IN DINING HALL CLAP
The rec has a lazy river
im not trolling im only stating a fact
yeah! we soon gonna tell u  who is the mother
you want crisps? here's half a bag of air
posts meme
All google chrome users Press F12
gay rights first world problems
I'm 18 today ujelly?
Sudah tidak mungkin
Checking the fridge every ten minutes to see if any food magically appeared
sleep all weekend still feel tired
WHATS THIRTEEN INCHES AND MAKES WOMEN SCREAM? Sids
I was joking about pedofilia before penn state hipster troll
end show with cliffhanger u mad?
alone on third floor library Ctrl+shift+n
Computer Problems? Press alt+F4
TE CONECTAS EN FB Y ENCUENTRAS UN FRIEND REQUEST LO ABRES Y ES UNA NENA BIEN FEA
MAKE THIS FACE
Make a game full of tanks Noobs mad when WWII tanks get beaten by 60's tanks
imagine your sister and her best friend... and 1 cup
Feels nauseas eats chocolate anyways
this statement is false. problem?
eat right. stay fit. die anyway.
Goes into airport plays 'Blow' by ke$ha
sun Tsu says I only need to keep my enemys closer
Protest to drop tuition fees Raise Go bus fees instead
tells your child I'll be waiting for him in the nearest mcdonald's ball pit
its after 7:01 u mad
lets battle im using 6 mewtwos
how do you confuse a gay person? 7
U Mad I'm not
some one gets hurt. serious face
FLATLEY
TURNS ON COMPUTER BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH
Valentine's Day
Complain about stupid republicans speak in liberal talking points
you have now entered swallowing saliva manual mode
I Don't have creativity and i copy memes... Problem?
Torrent download Limit: Unlimited Upload Limit: 0
to win press f13
u just got noobtubed.. u mad bro?
u just got noobtubed.... u mad bro?
my eyelashes are rele long u jele?
you now think that you have bugs on you
do i smell a rage quit?
check out www.omgwow.com
Dear god
hang up on winded boss see how long it takes for  him to shut up and call you back
BY reading this you have now entered the meme war
Test 1234
lolnick shit's rough
the final countdown is now stuck in your head
Everything yoU like Sucks
Its your birthday? Who cares
You have now entered automatic Breathing mode
Press f13 i did
trooolface
Like own comments on fb problem?
Writes 'R.I.P. GREG' on facebook status gregs facebook wall overfloWs with condolenses
PFff
sopa will help the internet
actually
Friend trying to work Engage in meme conversation
argue from absurd and contradictory positions interlocutors blame selves
slows down at yellow light speeds up before it turns red and looks in rearview mirror
LOOKING FOR information on sopa? go to whitehouse.com
MAH FACE IS DA FACE YOUR DOCTOR WILL  MAKE WHEN HE'S GIVING YA PROSTATE EXAM LOL
you're a bear no
TRolololol olololololol
see you in hell from heaven
person asks to pick a random number as fast as you can umm
YOLO? Converts to Buddhism to Reincarnate
Someone asks if i have a sec I have lots of secs
People who can't afford plastic surgery use photoshop!
signs google's sopa petition with name joe mama
childbirth so easy a woman can do it
Hoje  dia de estudar Os nrs do euromilh&#245;es para sexta
i bang your wife every night in my dreams
kine.. You dont know
U JUST GOT TROLLED
Type 10 word insult wait for 500 word response
If you fart and no one hears it or smells it Did you really fart?
you seemed to be a burrito Do you feel blame? Are you mad? Uh
'i'll catch a grenade for yall!' pulls out grenade launcher
kapit&#228;n der costa concordia sein im ersten rettungsboot das schiff verlassen
1 mILLION sIGNATURES problem
HEY EDGAR ITS GOOGLE NOT GOGGLE
Mother finds out about memes posts one on your facebook wall
Make fake casual encounter ad on crigslist reply with meatspin.com
trolololololol adam gordon
PING Project 90% bullshit
Makes arrow to the knee jokes Thinks he&#180;s funny
Ryan says he's going to the bathroom Prepare Dry Ice Bombs
YOUR FRIEND FARTS SCREAM LIKE HELL OH GOD !
Nigerian scam artist asks you to mail money mail them racial pamphlets
'No you hang up' OK
thanks sibel & Virginie kiss kiss
I find memes relevant to my situation u jelly?
inb4 threadlock
NO YOU HANG UP OK
Hebde liever bitterballe Hebbe we ni
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I was trolling you FAG!
call ex and tell her I have aids she better get checked! snicker i made that up!
Grandma falls in public lol
You mad Breaux?
Mathearbeit nummer 2 Trolololo
GIANBATTISTA E COGLIONE!!
PEOPLE ASK FOR DIRECTTIONS
not rock and roll rock and troll
di sekolah jadi 'laler' cepet kaya
my favorite color? polka dot
favorite color? polka dot
royce usickbro?
You're expelled
Got a problem with your computer? delete system 32 and all your problems will go away
You got trolled
Rule 34 Santorum
Drive slow Speed up when they try to pass
i saw your mom on the street last night she was in a car with a man
u called me stupid ur nutella still has its color
This comment is older than that hobo u slept with
homework tonight is study no homework
I disliked your video  Problem?
Katy perry gets divorced  To marry terry lee jones iii
Put hot fudge on someones seat Problem?
Meets a healthy adventurer  shoots him with arrow in the knee
SKYRIM you mad bro?
inception was a boring movie even the actors fell asleep
31st december today cya next year
sch&#246;n chili f&#252;r seine ganzen Freunde kochen sie werden das neue Jahr mit brandschiss einleiten
sell boots pre mass buy 3 mana potions
September 11th Party at my house
Changes Facebook Profile Name to... 'No-one' then Likes everyones Status
Release The troll!
go to KFC ASK IF HOW MUCH IS CHICKEN MCDO
Where is the F13 button? next to f12
changed profile name to 'only morons' not approved
women rights trololol
create a get together  don't show up
GoDaddy needs a bailout Market failure
I trolled you while acting i was trolling but then i was actually trolling!   THEREFORE YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID!
O RLY?! DERP..
I knw i'm gd!!
always wear a condom problem insurance?
Got a guitar for christmas string popped
Hit F4 Problem?
alt f4
Gutter som er homofile har misforst&#229;tt Bro's before ho's
.................. Bottom text
i am ur father
GF: I love you Me: I love myself too
Akimbo
Troll gets trolled not mad
I would buy you dinner if you would    let me.
watches field of dreams doesnt cry.
learns about timeline trolls your childhood
bruce willis was dead the entire time
reading  is gay
Watches Biggest Loser Wonders why there are so many fat people
hey... hey apple knife
usual bf3 player camps the whole round
i ate all your halloween candy u mad child?
reads depressing facebook status hashtags your misery
Lends Boondock saints 2 gives no warning
ALT F4
hey tatar do you read the school paper?
But isn't My LIttle pony for little girls?
do i look familiar
Knows friend cripped from arrow to the knee Only wants to play skyrim
Vai estudar para o Amrico Amorim Leva almo&#231;o do bar de direito
Once a troll always a troll Until you take an arrow to the knee
aa bankrob  lets rambo
and THAT'S it!
trolololol Im smarticaler dan chu
Friend pokes you on Fb Start a poke war!
Trollface  trololololololololololo
PROBLEM
The power of downvote u mad bro?
tipped off busboy bill's boss then he failed the drug test
wHYNne u mad bro?
brb jungle jealous much?
Friend freaks out about losing something hand it to them 20 minutes later
my problem? didn't think so
yeah i'm 21 is really 16
PROF GIVES STUDY MATERIALS FOR EXAM STUDENTS BECOME CLUELESS AND CONFUSED AFTER READING THEM
Playing Dominion use heks
AIN'T NO SUBS  when she’s away
I told her I was a junior I lied
r.i.p the founder of bethesda and nike  bill gates
r.i.p world famous rapper jackie chan
r.i.p famous actor tony hawk
Miley smokes weed now ...PROBLEM?
hey jenn... u mad?
goes to hawaii once 'well the last time i went to hawaii...'
CLap CLAP? sorry im a troll
go to pizza hut order chicken wings
#Basketballreasons
Game
Empty Shampoo bottle fill with hair-removal cr&#232;me
buy gum sell on ebay
and i was like mashed potatoes
crush up some leaves
complain chrome experiment site doesn't work using firefox
U mad Ross? ^_^
FABIAN sP
I Know But It Was Funny
always expect the unexpected but if you expect the unexpected doesnt the unexpected become expected
I found jesus in my pancake he was delicious
Gu Economics: Expect B Here is your D
Oh ryan dowty yeah he's a flake
Shock
problem? you're on the pill and now you got aids
Safely remove hard drive u mad bro?
I used to take arrows to the knee like you then I became an adventurer
happy trollyday for mcantonius
Don't mind me
JUDY'S TOP MOST PROBLEMS ↑
fabrice problem?
U MAD? Cool Story
KNOCK KNOCK A BLIND MAN WALKS INTO A BAR
sees a meme that has 1000 likes now it has 999
ϛ
the game
Last CHRISTMAS U Jelly aggroboard
C4 ON MCOM U MAD?
SWTOR IS WOW IN SPACE
select all icons ctrl+c
set friend&#180;s facebook birthday 1 week earlier
change profile picture and name status update: im gay
i'm sorry
I'm Sorry I Can refold those for you
post desu on 4chan get 6000000 post
google chrome install plugin?
High shcool kid think their average sucks wait for you get to university
YOU SAY''NO'' PROBLEM OFFICER pOLICE ASKS FOR ROAD THEY SAY THANKS
Im hungry Gonna nom on ur face k? K
use haterz gaterade as a spittoon when hes on the court
no girlfriend? she's mine
i used all the money on your credit card on diapers problem?
Spelled 'pamatlig' as pamaglit gets minus 5
OR YOU
SHould study Creates new religion
i am the server that crashed last saturday  night problem nerds?
trolls troll thats how we roll!
majority votes capture the flag on halo big team battle runs around blowing up own teams vehicles
majority votes on halo dmr's team does good but he keeps commiting suicide to make team lose
go to 1.ooskar.com in ciber put it in home page
If its called a noob tube then you got beat by a noob
HAH my laugh will brake your monitor
heyyou thanks
Three Def Tickets Remaining...Quad Jihad On MCOM U Mad
Need to pee at school Waits until class
u in my class. problem?
HELL YEAH.
the reason why im so white is because a ginger jizzed on my face
i sprayed him in the butt he didn't notice
I'M pretty sure you had A crush
Gotta  ban em all
You dawg
Yo Dawg
So we stole the top text
yo dawg i heard you like macs so we broke all your windows
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg we heard you liked battlefield so we sent you to afganistan
Yo dawg I heard you like jogging So I stole your car.
yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE PC'S  SO I PUT WINDOWS 98 IN YOUR CAR SO YOU CAN CRASH WHILE YOU CRASH
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
To dawg
yo dawg we heard you like yo dawg so we put a dawg in yo dawg so you can dawg with yo dawgs
YO dawg we heard you like exhibits so we put xzibit in yo exhibit so you can look at xzibit while you exhibit xzibit in yo exhibit
YO DAWG
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like glee so we put a tv in your toilet so you can watch shit while you take a shit
dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg we heard you like baking so we put weed in your cookies so you can bake while you bake
yo dawg i heard you like chinese... so we deported you.
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i heard you like Call of duty so i waited in the corner and shot you when you walked in
Yo dawg
wtf did you say about pimp my ride?
YO DAWG
yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you wanna be like batman So I shot your parents
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like surprises  so i raped you
Yo
Yo Dawg We heard you like mac so we took all the windows off your car
i dont always understand memes but when i do
YO DAWG
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE RUNNING SO I GAVE YOU LAXITIVES BEFORE YOUR TRACK MEET SO YOU CAN RUN WHILE YOU RUN
yo dawg we heard you like gta4 so we put drugs in your car and called the cops
yo dawg i heard you like planes and architecture so i put a plaNe in your.. oh god
yo dawg we heard you like bambi so we killed YOUR mother
yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like call of duty so i had you enlisted in teh army
yo dawg
Yo dawg I herd you like economic depressions so we collapsed the bank and auto industries in the middle of a recession in the middle of two wars
YO DAWG
YO DAWG I heard you like MTV So we put MTV in your toilet so you can take a shit while you watch shit
yodawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg We heard you SAY YOLO SO WE CUT YOUR BRAKE LINE
yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE PENN STATE SO WE BUTTRAPED YOUR KID
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg I Heard You like to eat then shit your brains out 5 minutes later So we invented a taco with Doritos as the shell
Yo dawg i heard you like little girls
yo dawg! i saw that meme has the most upvotes so i posted it again!
yo dawg we heard you wanted a motorbike so we stole your car
Yo dawg i heard you like sleeping So i stole your alarm clock
YO DAWG
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg i heard u like tetris so i messed your room up. so u can put it all back together
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE 11s
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you liked my comment so I commented again so you can like my comment while you comment
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like sugar so we gave you diabetes
Yo DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like blue screens so i installed windows in your pc
yo dwag i heard you didn't want to be killed by synthetics so i made some synthetics to  kill you every 50k years so you won't be killed by synthetics
yo dawg i heard you like mac so we broke your windows
yo dawg i heard you like to throw parties so we invited the cops for you
Yo Dawg
SO WE PUT A TIME MACHINE IN YOUR TIME MACHINE SO YOU CAN TIME TRAVEL WHILE YOU TIME TRAVEL YO DAWG
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like batman so i killed your parents
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like pictures of whores so i got you some pictures of your wife
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
Yo dawg i heard you like jacking off so we video taped you jacking off so you can jack off to the video of yourself jacking off
Yo dawg
yo dog i herd you like making fun of me on the internet and that really hurts
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE FACEBOOK SO WE PUT A SIDE-BAR FEED IN YOUR FACEBOOK SO YOU CAN STALK WHILE YOU STALK
yo dawg
yo dawg I heard you like likes so I liked what you like so you can like what I like while i like your like
Hey girl
yo dawg i heard you like inception so i put a dream in yo dream so you can dream while you dream
yo dawg i heard you were gifted so no presents for you this year
yo dawg we heard you like halo 3 so we sent you to afghanistan
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like wide open spaces  so i stole all your furniture
yo dawg i heard you like chargers so i put a charger in your charger to charge your charger
yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg i herd you like facebook so we put a facebook in the upper right of your facebook so you can facebook while you facebook
Yo dawg  i heard you like hearing what you like so i told you what you like.
yo dawg i heard you like batman so we killed your parents
yo rebecca
Yo dawg
So we switched the top and bottOm text Yo dawg! We heard u like  switches
yo dawg i heard you liked science so i blew up a church
yo dawg i heard you like miley cyrus so i hit you with a wrecking ball
yo dawg i heard you like grand theft auto so i stole your car and left you stranded in compton
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg this ain't funny
Yo dawg
yo   santos
I heard you 'liked' Facebook On FAcebook
YO DAWG
yo dawg! i heard u like star wars so we cut your right hand off
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg we heard you like call of duty so we sent you to afghanistan
yo dawg i heard you like batman so i killed your parents
Yo DAWG! Heard you like n64! So i sold your xbox 360!
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i heard you like yu-gi-oh So we glued your dog to a card
yo dawg
Yo dawg where you taking my chicken?
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you got 100 problems so we killed your wife
YO dawg
yo dawg i heard you like to travel so i put acid in your passport so you can go on a trip while you go on a trip
YO DAwg we heard you like to fail so we booked your driving test on results day so you can fail while you fail
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you was dawgin me so i put a dawg in my meme so you can dawg me while i dawg
You dawg
yo dAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE DUBSTEP SO WE BROKE YOUR SPEAKERS SO YOU CAN LISTEN TO DUBSTEP WITH EVEN MORE WUBS
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE SPACE STATIONS SO I BUILT A SPACE STATION IN YOUR SPACE STATION SO YOU CAN SCIENCE WHILE YOU SCIENCE
yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg
WTF DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T LIKE STRATEGIC BOMBING?
Yo dawg i heard you liked harry potter So killed your parents
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg i herd you Liek my Musical career I did too
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU MADE A MEME so i made this meme for your meme so you can make a meme for this meme
Yo dawg
yo dawg I heard you don't like responding to Emails SO I'M WANTING A RESPONSE ON THE LACK OF RESPONSE TO EMAILS VIA EMAIL
yo dawg i heard you talkn shit so i put a bomb in your car
Yo dawg i heard you like countdowns so we made a countdown to the countdown so you can anticipate the anticipation
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE THE INDIANAPOLIS COLTS SO WE GON PUT A INDIANAPOLIS COLT IN YA CAR SO YOU CAN GO FROM O-60 WHILE YOU 0-16 DAWG
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i herd you like lore so we put books in your skyrim so you can read while you play
Yo walt I heard you like bad situations so i put a bad situation in your bad situation so you can panic while you panic
yo maryland
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i heard you like physiology so i put a cadaver in yo trunk
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like taking pictures of yourself so i took a picture of your picture so you can look at yourslef while you look at yourself
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i heard you like chicks so we filled your house with eggs
yo dawg i heard you like 711 so i put an 11 after 11 six times so you have 7 11's
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like your job so i convinced your boss to let you go fULL TIME
yo dawg i heard you like arrows so i put an arrow in your knee
Yo dawg i heard you like skyrim so i shot you in the knee
yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like dreams So i put a dream in a dream so you can dream while you dream
yo dawg i heard you like justin beiber so i shat on your ipod so you can listen to shit while listening to shit
yo dawg i heard you like hot chicks so we got you a burnt chicken for dinner
YO DAWG I HERD U LIKE TOASTERS SO WE PUT A TOASTER IN YO TOASTER SO YOU CAN TOAST YOUR TOASTER WHILE YOU TOAST YOU TOAST
yo dawg
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg We heard you like being banned So we put a ban in your ban so you can be banned while you're banned
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like getting high so we shot yo ass outa catapult
yo dawg
yo dawg
I don't always  disguise myself But When I do
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo DAWg We herd you like batman so we killed your parents
yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like drugs so i Put some drugs in yo drugs so you can smoke while i call the cops.
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like learning so i decided to teach a class on learning so you can learn about learning
women's  rights
yo dawg i heard you like pc's so i put windows 98 in your car so you can crash while you crash
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg WE heard you needed a snow plow so we gave your wife a shovel
yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE DOCTORS  so we put a doctor in your doctor SO YOU CAN LIVE WHILE YOU DIE
Yo dawg I heard you like counter strike so we put a bomb on your house
yo
Yo dawg
When you see your ex and the guy who took your spot
yo dawg i heard you like dip so i mixed your dip with some dip so you can double dip
YO DAWG
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yo dawg i herd you like batman so i killed your parents
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE MOVIES SO I RAPED YOUR MOM AND RECORDED IT
yo dawg
yo dawg that was it
yo dawg! we heard u didn't like the ending so we'll release some DLC to explain the ending. so u can hate while u hate
yo dawg i heard u like weed so i put some weed in ur oven so u can bake while u bake
yo dawg i heard you like spiderman so we killed your uncle
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE TO GET BUTT SEX FROM OTHER MEN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!?
yo dawg
Yo Dawg i just shit on your porch
yo dawg i heard you like cream pie So i spunked in yo ass.
i herd u like test-driven development so i write test for your tests so you can test your test before you test
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg we herd you like south park so we killed your parents and turned them into chille
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard u like candy so i gave you diabetes
Yo dawg i heard you like food so i put a mouth in your mouth so you can eat while you eat
yo dawg i heard you like sopa so WE blacked out your internet
Yo Dawg
yo dawg...i heard u like downloading so i called the fbi
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
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yo dawh i heard you like patches so i crashed your server
offtopic post in offtopic forum so you can be offtopic while being offtopic
not morgan freeman just thoughtful blackman
Yo Dawg... AND I'M A MORMON...
Yo dawg i heard you like memes So I put a Meme in your meme. U MAD BRO?
yo dawg i heard you hate your family so i killed them
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE VEGETABLES SO I PUT VEGETABLES ON YOUR PIZZA SO YOU CAN EAT VEGETABLES WHILE YOU EAT A VEGETABLE
Yo Dawg I heard you are russian so we put some vodka in your car so you can booze while you drive
Yo DAwg
yo dawg
yo dawg I heard you like spam so I spammed a post about spam so you can look at spam while you look at spam
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard white people are moving  to Bk and calling themselves hipsters
child support??? hahaha!!!
yo dawg we heard you hate loading screens so we put a game in it so you can play a game while you wait to play a game
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like justin bieber so i put a radio in your toilet so you can listen to shit while you take a shit
Yo
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i herd you like mw3 wtf is rong with you
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you love memes so i put one on your facebook so you can waste time while you waste time
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like rings
Yo dawg
yo dawg we heard you like boobs so we stole all your moms bras
yo dawg
yo dawg we heard you lke racist dog
i heard that you like skyrim so i sent you to siberia with only iron dagger
Yo dawg I heard you like Facebook So we put a news feed on your news feed so you can read updates while you read updates
yo dawg! i heard you like eating out so we put some taco bell in her taco so you can eat out as you eat out!
yo dawg i heard you were baked like bread so i gave you a yeast infection
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like the theory of multiverse i have been owned
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like cards so i put cards in your cards so whenever you open a card you get cards
Yo traverse City michigan I hear you like peninsulas  so i put a peninsula in your peninsula so you can peninsula while you peninsula
Yo dawg I heard you like one direction so i called the Police
Yo Dawg I heard You Like Flashbacks So we put flashbacks in your flashbacks so you can flashback during flashbacks
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE ERRORS so i put an error 300008 in your error 37 so that you could error 3007
yo dawg i hear a lot of things
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like to go out so we demolished your house that way you can always be out
sup dawg i heard u like eating so i put food in your food so u could eat while u eat
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg! we heard you like memegenerator so we changed its design
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo DAWG
YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIEK FACEBOOK so we put face book in the upper right of your facebook so you can facebook while you facebook
Yo dawg we heard you like dreaming so we put a dream in your dream so you can dream in your dream
YO DAWG I FEEL THAT FEELING YOU FEEL WHEN YOU FEEL THAT
Yo Dawg I herd you like to 'like' So we put a 'like' in your 'like' so you can 'like' while you 'like'!
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like planes and i also heard u like buildings so we put a plane in your........nvm
yo dawg! I saw you added me on facebook so i blocked you
yo dawg
yo dawg
I heard you like farting on road trips so i'll let you know when we're driving by an exxon so you can pass gas while you pass gas.
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo Mitch You gonna go to jail if you keep texting that 15yr old playa
and then Wigan said We will sign edin hazard
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER SO WE PUT AN MP3 IN YOUR TOILET SO U CAN HEAR SHIT WHILE YOU TAKE A SHIT
how many exhibits would xzibit exhibit if xzibit coould exhibit exhibits?
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg I herd you like to run
yo dawg
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg I heard you like to cleverly comment on the fact that people misuse memes while misusing a meme yourself so i misused a meme so that you could be smug while being smug
Yo dawg
yo banks
yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE DUDES SO I PUT A DUDE IN YOUR DUDE...wait what?
Yo dawg i heard your brother wants to be like harry potter so i killed his parents and hid him under my staircase
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU WERE OUT OF TOILET PAPER SO WE TEEPEE'D YOUR HOUSE
Yo dawg i'm not ice cube
yo dawg i hurd u like mac & cheese so i got you some mac n' cheese so you can cheese while u eat and mack while you cheese
yo dawg
yo dawg i herd you like copying posts so we broke your keyboard
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like pokemon so we put an ultra ball in your master ball so you can catch pokemon while you catch pokemon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yo Dawg I herd you like economic depressions so we collapsed the bank and auto indstury in the middle of a recession in the middle of two wars
wE HEARD YOU WERE BUTTHURT SO WE MADE A PICTURE FOR YOU TOFLAME
Yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like your meme in your meme so we put a meme in your meme for your memes
Yo dawg I heard u like screencaps so we screencap a screencap that has been screencapped in a screencap
Yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE SEXTING SO I SEXTED A MAIL TO YOUR MOM
YO DAWG
Suddenly realises its thursday Winning!
yo dawg i heard yo like likes so we liked your like with a like
Yo Dawg
i heard you like christmas presents so i put a christmas present into your christmas present so you can open a present while you open a present
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE BATMAN SO I KILLED YOUR PARENTS
yo dawg i heard yo like money so i sold your soul to the devil for tree fiddy
Yo  dawg
yo dawg i heard you like the environment so i stole your car
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you don't like the top line
I'm just like you but better
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yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like michael jackson so i put a bad beat in your closet so you could be bad while you beat it while you beat it
Yo dawg i heard you dont wanna be killed by synthetics so i made some synthetics to kill you every 50
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg we heard you like charity so we sold your car
Yo dawg! we heard you like kids! So i got your GIRLFRIEND pregnant!
yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo Dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg! i heard u like metallica so i swaped all your other cd's with st.Anger
YO DAWG I'm blazed
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
i heard you like skyrim so we shot you in the knee with an arrow
Yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like memes so I put a meme in your meme so you can laugh while you laugh
yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like noobtubing in bf3 so we put an explosive rounds in your shotgun so you can noobtube while you noobtube
Yo dog i heard you wanted to give to charity so i broke into your house.
Yo dawg i heard you like a7x so i've put the body of the rev in your trunk
YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE MEDIVACS SO WE PUT A MEDIVAC IN YOUR MEDIVAC SO YOu CAN DROP WHILE YOU DROP
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like music so i bought you a zune
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg we heard you like girls so we killed your brothers
Yo Dawg I heard you like RUssia So we made Tschelabynsk in the russia
yo dawg we heard you like salad so we tossed your salad whilst you were tossing salad so now you have shit in your greek salad
yo dawg
Yo Dawg I Heard you liked attachments So i attached a zip file to an email CONTAINING a word doc with an embedded zip containing a word doc
Yo dawg
Yo DAwg
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU ARE A CHRISTIAN SO I SACRIFICED MYSELF
yo dawg
Yo Dawg i heard you like debt so we put debt in yo debt so you can default while you default
Yo dawg
yo girl
Yo dawg I heard you like not answering calls So I put you on sprint
WTF DID YOU SAY ABOUT DICE?
Yo dawg
yo dawn I heard you like surprises so I ass raped you in your sleep
I had an addiction once for Thai Sweet Chilli Sensations I spent 2 years in rehab recovering from that shit!
yo dawg i heard you like yo dawg memes so we put a yo dawg meme in your yo dawg meme
Yo Dawg i heard you like dogs So i put Snoop Dogg in your Call of dog
Yo Dawg I heard you Sent an error report so we gave you an error report because you can't send the error report
YO DAWG
YO DAWG
Yo Finns I heard you like drinking so i put drinks in your sauna so you can drink while you sauna
Yo Dawg
Michele Even I think you're a cunt
yo dawg! left a voicemail msg to tell u i sent a txt msg to tell u i sent a fb msg to tell u i need to tell u sump'n
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
i herd you like pokemon so i put a pokeball in a pokeball so you can release pokemon when you release pokemon
yo dawg
You daw
Yo Dawg
yO dAWG
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg i heard you like bad luck brian so i put him in your car and your car now smells like shit
Yo Dog I heard you like treaties
yo dawg i heard you like minecraft so i took the stalls out your house for wood
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like yo dog so i stole yo b*tch
yo dawg
keep obama in president he gave us a phone
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yo dawg
Yo DAWG
Yo dawg
yo dawg you wanted women in your car so i put a kitchen in it
yo dawg
yo dawg yawg do
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like fishes so i cooked your goldfish for you
Yo dawg
YO* DAWG
Yo Dawg
yo dawg I heard you like mcdonalds so I dyed your hair while you ate so you can dye while you die
yo dawg i heard you like rollerblading so we told your parents you're gay
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg we heard you like cats so we put a cat inside a cat
yo dawg i heard you were having money problems so we scrapped your car and sold it for parts
yo dawg
yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg we heard you like being home alone so we hooked you up with home alone so you can watch home alone while being home alone
yo dawg i heard you like wayne so i put a radio in your bathroom so you can listen to crap while taking a crap
yo dawg
Yo
Girlfriend said go get something that makes her look sexy Came back with two fat chicks and a case of beer
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like updates So i put an update in your update so you could update your updates
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i hear you like puzzles so i put puzzles within puzzles to keep you puzzled while solving puzzles in puzzles
Yo dawg
yo dawg
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YO DAWG
Yo dawg I heard You like essays so we put S.A. in your target AUDIENCE so you can write essay while you write S.a.
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg! I Heard You <3 Haters
yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i know whitney died and all but that crack is wack shit is still way too funny
yo dawg i heard you like drugs so we locked down your school and searched all of your belongings
yo dawg just because you and your friends have snapbacks doesnt mean any of you have swag
YO DAWG
yo dawg i heard you were dislexic  so i psoted tihs funney pic
yo dawg
yo dawg.. i herd u were gay so i came to... wait
Yo dawg i heard you like to party So i put a party in yo party so you can party while you party
I HEARD U LIKE ARRAYS SO WE PUT AN ARRAY IN YOUR ARRAY
yo dawg i heard you had a hot mom so i porked her in your room
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg i heard you dont like pc so i broke all of the windows at your house
yo dawg i heard u like danimals so i raped your sister! makes sense right?
Yo dawg
yo dawg your zipper's open gotcha sucka
yo dawg! we heard yo and yo dawg like yo yos so we put yo dawg in a yo yo  so yo can yo yo yo dawg while yo dawg yo yos dawg
Yo dawg   i herd you like facebook
Yo natalija we heard you like batman so we killed your parents
yo dawg
yo dawg we heard you like groupon so we had a groupon on your groupon shares
Yo dawg
yo dawg
son your adopted
Yo dawg
yo dawg i herd u like dawgs so we put a dawg in ur dawg so ur dawg can bark while it barks
Yo dawg
yo dawg we heard you were in istanbul for thanksgiving so we sent you a turkey so you could eat turkey in turkey
yo dawg we heard you like mudkips
yo dawg we heard you like penn state so we got a private locker room tour for your son with coach sandusky.
YO DAWG
yo dawg i heard you like swimming in a lake so i've put a lake in your lake so you could swim in a lake while swimming in a lake
Yo dawg we heard your in support of jerry sandusky so we raped your kids in the shower
yo dawg
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like nuts so i put nuts in your nuts so you can eat nuts while you eat nuts
yo dawg i heard you like unicorns so i killed your family
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you liked seasons so i put a winter in your fall so it can snow while the leaves change
yo dawg
yo dawg we heard you like cars so we sold your house
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg
Yo dawg i herd ya like the doctor so we put a doctor in your doctor so you can doctor while you doctor
yow dawg
Yo Dawg we heard you like to be notified. so we put notifications of your notifications
Yo dawg
yo dawg we HERD U Like react videos so we made a smosh reach to kids react to smosh
Yo DAWG
Yo dawg
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we heard michael vick likes dog fighting so we made him the bait dog
dAWG
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard that you often have to take suckas out  so i installed a freezer in the trunk to keep those stiffs on ice
YO DAWG
yo dawg I heard you like zipping shit  so we put a zip in your zip so you can upload a small file as you upload a small file
Yo DAWG
yo dawg I AIN'T TALKIN TO YO
so she said lets have the pc do everything
yo dawg i heard you like videogames so i put a minigame in the game so you can play while you play
YO DAWG
YO DAWG
said you like corn-rows so i plowed your ass
Yo dawg I heard you like drugs So I put more drugs in your drugs so you can get fucked up while gettin fucked up
yo dawg so i heard you like to abduct so i had the internal trunk release removed
yo dawg i heard you like neighborhoods so i put a neighborhood in your neighborhood so you can get lost while you're lost
economics
yo dawg. i heard you like nonconformity.
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like wrapping so i put some wrappings around this wrapped present
yo dawg. i heard you like dos equis. so i put a beer in your beer so you can be drunk while you drink.
yo dawg. I heard you like dark souls. so i put a wave in your game so you can suffer as a surfer.
Yo Dawg If you’re in Vancouver you may already be familiar with the portraiture of Pamela Masik.Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Inspired by the women who have famously gone missing from Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
Yo Dawg Painter Pamela Masik may see her role as “bearing witness? to “honour? the murdered and Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6 missing women of Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
Yo Dawg Pamela Masik with her portrait of Julie Young
Yo Dawg
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yo dawg you cant rap but hate on me becaue i can
Yo dawg.... what am i supposed to say again...?
Yo Dawg Lost & Found Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Pamela Masik’s quest to honour the missing women AMBER TROOCK ZOE GREAVES of the Downtown Eastside
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We heard you like parakeets and skateboarding
yo dawg  your girl is thirsty
yo dawg
YO dawg i heard you like kids thats disgusting.
yo dawg
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Yo Dawg i heard you like pascal's triangle so we put Triangular numbers in a triangle of numbers that contains other triangles of numbers!
yo dawg i heard you liked grand theft auto so i stole your car and left you in east la
I ain't helping anyone Selfish Dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like references so i referenced you some references
Yo dawg
Yo DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE EMAILS SO I EMAILED YOU AN EMAIL TO EMAIL TO
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE TREES SO WE PUT MORE TREES INSIDE OF THOSE TREES
To dawg I heard You like partiEs So I invited your paRents
yo dawg i heard you like weed so we covered your garden with weeds
Yo tim dawg i heard you like bailey milk
YO DAWG JUST SLAP YOURSELF
YO DAWG
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like caclulators so i put a calculator in your calculator so you can math while you math
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i hurd you like 3d printing so i built a 3d printer using a 3d printer so you can 3d print a 3d printer while you're 3d printing
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you watch breaking bad so we turned your car into a meth lab
yo dawg
yo dawg we heard you like fractals so we...
yo dawg i heard you like babies so we put a baby in your baby
Yo Dawg i heard you like beats so we had your beats grow beats so you can eat beats while you listen to them
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YO DAWg heard you like walking dead so i let your wife have sex with your best friend
the look on my face when you thought mitt romney was going to win
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like beyonce so i made a movie about beyonce
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
YO DAWG
YO dawg i heard you like taking notes So I made notes about the notes so you can take notes on the notes about the notes
Yo dawg I heard you like call of duty So I made a New call of duty so you can play the same game after you beat the same game
Yo Dawg
Yo killian heARD YOU KIKE FILA SHOES.......
Yo dawg i heard you like minecraft so we built a computer inside your minecraft so you can play while you play
yo dawg
Yo dawg I herd you like tlc so we put a  tlc on your tlc so you can chase waterfalls while you learn
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE XBOX so we put an xbox inside your xbox
YO DAWG
you dawg
yo dawg
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YO dawg
yo dawg i heard you bought a new cadillac so i stole it
yo dawg i heard you like violence so i killed your whole family
Yo dawg i heard you like jumps su i put a jump in your jump
yo dawg we heard you like black people so we put one in your car
YO dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
Yo I HEARD you like classes of sets 
Yo dawg i heard you didn't know what a meme was so i sent you this meme to explain it
yo dawg I heard you like making dough so now you can make dough while you make dough.
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like girls So I turned you into a girl so you can Be a girl while having sex with girLs
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg I ate yo face
Yo dawg
Egoland - Legoland 0 - 1
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like suprises so i updated your unlocked iphone to the latest ios
Yo dawg i heard you like recalls so we recalled your recall so you can recall while you recall
Yo dawg
Yo DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i like cats
yyo dawg i heard you like grammatical errors so i committed the same grammatical error that he committed in order to tshow him his own grammatical error that he himself committed
yo dawg i heard you like to bake so i put your pot in a pot so you can bake while you bake
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yO dAWG! i hEARD YOU LIKE lEGITIMATE EXPECTATIONS sO WE PUT AN EXPECTATIOn IN YOUR EXPECTATION SO YOU CAN EXPECT WHAT YOU EXPECT LEGITIMATELY
Yo dawg
Yo
YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE WAFFLE HOUSE SO WE MADE A BIG ASS WAFFLE AND DROPPED IT FROM A HELICOPTER ON YOUR ROOF
yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like the cubs so i made your life miserable for 104 years
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like pokemon so i caught a pokeball in a pokeball so you can catch two
you dawg
Yo dawg! I hear you don't want to be killed synthetics So I created synthetics to kill you so that you don't get kill by other synthetics!
wait
yo dawg i heared you like dying so we put zombies in the apocalips so you can live when you die
YO DAWG
yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO dawg i AIN'T DA FATHER
yo dawg
Yo dawg
paid $90K for a charter brought own food to save money
We heard you like complaining So we put complainers complaining about complainers on Facebook.
YO DAWG
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg i don't always make memes But when i do
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE FLIRTING  SO I BROUGHT YOU A GIRL WITH ANOTHER GIRL SO YOU CAN FLIRT WHILE YOU FLIRT
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like to talk SO I TEXTED YOU WHILE WE WERE TALKING SO WE COULD CHAT WHILE
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like reposts so i put a repost in a repost so you can rage while you rage
Yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE TWILIGHT NO YOU DONT GET ANYTHING FOR THAT
yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like smoking roachs and spliffs so we put a roach in your spliff so you can smoke rouches while you smoke spliffs
I USED TO BE A - OH SHIT WRONG MEME
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i heard you like chicken so we put some fried chicken in your WATERMELON in your kfc bucket
Yo dawg
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Yo Dawg
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YO DAWG
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Yo Dawg
Yo DAWG
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heardz you like memes so i make memes to talk to memes
yo dog i heard you like to get down so we put down in your downers so you can be down while you're down.
Yo dawg
yo dawg
YO DAWG
How did Biz Markie end up with a gig on Yo Gabba Gabba And I get stuck with the Yo Dawg Meme generator
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you a racist
yo dawg you got arrested by a segway cop
yo dawg
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Yo Dawg
we assign based on proximity lowest fee in 20 miles gets it
Yo dawg! I heard you like drinking So we put a glass in your glass so you can drink while you drink
Pardon me
yo dawg
yo dwag
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Who?
Yo dawg. I heard yo like dogs. So we put a dog on yo dog can have a dog on yo dog
Yo Dawg
Yo DawG
Yo daWg
yo dog i heard you like tv so i got you a life
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE IWRESTLEDABEARONCE so we stuck you in a box filled with women on their period
but then it all comes down to the fact that you are looking at the same pictures with different words
Yo dawg I heard you like seagulls So i  dropped a french fry while eating at Rudy's
Yo iulia i herd u like Aired chocolate So i put Boubles in your poiana so u can breath air while u eat chocolate
Yo dawg I herd you like Dumbo So we took your mother away from you
YO DAWG
YO DAWG
YO DAWG! I HEARD U LEAVIN THE CLAN SO I JUST THOUGHT I'D BE THE FIRST TO ASK YOU TO LEAVE
Yo dwag i heard you like reverb so we put reverb in your reverb so you can can can can can can
Yo dawg
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Yo dawg
Yo Dawg we heard you like law so we put a court in your court so you can judge while you judge
yo dawg I herd you like puzzles so I put a puzzle in your puzzle so you can be puzzled while you puzzle
i heard you like photos on your facebook so i put my face on your facebook so you can like my photo of my face on your facebook
YO DAWG
you dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawk I heard you like SOPA So i censored everything  you do
YO DAWG REMIND ME TO REMIND YOU
yo dawg.. i herd u were gay so i came to... wait
yo dawg
yo dawg u finish your sentances? i used to finish my
yo ma dawg woof woof
YO DAWG
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO dawg
yo dawg we heard you like getting high so we put weed in your airplane so you can get high while you get high
yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like recursion
yo dawg i heard you like gandhi quotes so i put a gandhi quote in a gandhi quote so you can quote gandhi while you quote gandhi
yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
I heard you like arrays So i put an array in your array so you can iterate while you iterate
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like celebrities so i got you a ticket for the movie new years eve
yo dawg
yo' dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg I heard you like Operating Systems So we put windows 7 in your os x lion
Yo dawg
yo DAWG
yo dawg i heard you like classical inheritance so i laughed at your shitty javascript
Yo dawg I heard you like 'yo dawg I heard you like' so now you can 'yo dawg I heard you like' while you like 'yo dawg I heard you like'
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like controls so we put some controls on your controls so you can control your controls
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawd
Yo dawg we herd you like dogs so half the winners of Chase community giving are animal rescue groups
yo dawg we heard you liked winrar so we got it for free
yo dawg we heard you like girls so we reported you to the cops
Yo dawg i heard you like thanksgiving So we put a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey so you can gobble gobble gobble yo fat ass
yo dawg
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Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i herd u like vegetables so i put vegetables on your vegetable so you can eat vegetables while u eat a vegetable
yo dawg we heard you like yo dawg so we put a dawg in yo dawg so you can dawg with yo dawgs
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you don't like getting cell service so we put a basement inside your basement
yo dawg we heard you like text so we put text under your text so you can text while you text
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you liked conan obrian
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you buy alot of 20 dollar cod map packs so we released one for 60 bucks to show how fancy a gamer you are
yo dawg
Yo Dawg i heard you like tv  So we put internet on your tv so you can watch tv while your watching tv. On a Tv
Yo DAWG
YO DAWG
no dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like settings so we put a setting on your setting to configure how many settings your setting can set
Yo dawg
You Dawg
yo dawg i heard you likE tacos Die
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg! i heard you like drinkin them 40 oz's So we duct-taped two to your hands
YO ETHAN
Frank herbert I heard you like wheels so we put wheels within wheels within wheels
Yo dawg
yo dawg
You  Gay?
Yo Dawg
You dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg WE HEARD YOU LIKE BIRTHDAY MESSAGES! SO WE PUT A BIRTHDAY MESSAGE IN YOUR BIRTHDAY MESSAGE SO YOU CAN READ YOUR BIRTHDAY MESSAGE WHILE YOU READ IT
YO Dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg i heard you like to like so we put a like inside a like so you can like while you like
yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE PI SO I GOT YOU A CALCULATOR
Yo DAWG
Yo dawg i heard you like bad situations so i set up a bad situation inside a bad situation so you can panic while you panic
yo dawg
people still listen to soulja boy?
yo dawg we herd you like planes so we put a van in yo' hotel room in yo' arctic fortress in yo' PLANE. so you can fly
yo dawg i... ...whats the point anymore?
Yo dawg
Yo DAWG I don't normally mix up my memes
Yo Dawg
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Yo DAWG
Yo dawg
YO DAWG I hear you like fire
Yo dawg why'd you steal you steal my kool-aid?
HAHAHAHAHAHAH no
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i herd you like facebook so we put a facebook in the upper right of yo facebook so you can facebook while u facebook
yo dawg we heard you like mashups so we made you lose the game
you dawg
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg
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YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE MACS SO WE gave you a house iwth no windows
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg  i heard your mom just got outta bed
yo dawg WE HEARD YOU LIKE EXHIBITS  so we put xzibit in yo exhibit so you can look at xzibit while you exhibit xzibit in yo exhibit
YO DAwg i heard you like inquests so we made an inquest into your inquest
Talkin shit bout my hair. Atleast i got hair foo.
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yo dawg i herd u like her so i
Yo dawg
yo dawg i herd u like douchebaggery. so we gave u douchebaggery degree  so u can brag about douchebaggery while being a douchebag.
YO DAWG
yo dawg i heard you like windows  SO I CRASHED MY CAR INTO YOUR LIVING ROOM
YOU STOLE My  chicken?
byłes w jastrowiu? hahha!
YO DAWG! WE HEARD YOU LIKE CHICKS SO WE PUT A CHICK IN YOUR PICTURE OF YOUR CHICKS
Yo dawg i heard you like screenshots so i put a screenshot in ya screenshot
Yo dawg we heard you like epicycles so we put a circle in a circle so it can circle while it circles
yo dawg i heard you like girls so you put a girl in your girl
Yo dawg
Yo Alan
Yo dawg
Tree Fiddy Nigga Pay Up
Yo dawg I heard you like talking about bakery products so I put your favorite filling between some carbonized bread so now you can eat your sandwich while you use the sandwich feedback technique
you dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like memes so we yo dawg i heard you like memes put a meme in your meme
yo dawg
yo dawg
You dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD U LIKE PC GAMING SO I PUT DYNASTY WARRIORS ON STEAM SO U CAN KILL PEASANTS WHILE U KILL PEASANTS
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like to lie so i stole your bed
the ones who post shit like 'i'm single and happy!' are the ones who actually need to be in a relationship so badly
yo dawg
Yo Dawg I heard you like augments So I put an augment in your augments so you can augment your augments
yo dawg
yo dawg
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Kulit manggis kini ada ekstraknaya Mastin Good
yo dawg i heard you like conspiracy theories so i made up a conspiracy theory about conspiracy theories so you can theorize that conspiracy theories are a conspiracy
HEY BOSS 2 WEEKS LEFT  THEN YOUR WORK BEGINS AGAIN
Wtf you think you applying for  Mcdonalds!?!
Yo dawg
Ladies name the top ten  lines men use when running game?
hej d&#229; s&#248;ta bror you must construct additional pylons!
Yo dawg
i don't always use the wrong meme
takes persons ride never comes back
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
my face when people be askin you got weed??
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like to block games on facebook so I'll keep making new games all the time so you can make a game out of blocking games on facebook
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
Did rab just call beastberg a twinky shaded interracial product??
yo dawg i heard you like luncheons so i made lunch for you so you can lunch on lunch while at a luncheon
yo dawg
yo dawg! HERD YOU LIKE FACEBOOK sO I GOT YOU A BOOK WITH YOUR FACE ON IT SO YOU CAN USE FACEBOOK WHILE LOOKING AT YOUR FACEBOOK
yo dawg I heard you like weed
yo dawg
Yo ty
Yo Dawg
I HEARD YOU BOUGHT TICKETS TO LIL BOOSIE SHOW AND HE DIDN'T EVEN SHOW UP!!!!!!
admited for what? i told you not to stare at all the pretty ladies.
yo dawg dharshan
she mad as hell but you still smashed
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
AImbot? Radar? Ima password cracka
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dog i heard you like instagram So i instagramed your instagram of an instagram
YO DAWG MCAS SUCKS
yo dawg  we on the same page
yo dawg i heard you like ships
yo dawg i heard you like yo dawg
Yo Dawg
YO DOG I hear you get your grateful dead shirts at walmart!
yo dawg she's just not that into you anymore
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
i like  Mondays too
YO DAWG
yo dawg I heard you like safeway so i put the office's safe in the aisle so there'd be a safeway safe in your way in safeway
yo
Dawg you think your the shit You work at ste Anne gas
And then the said  qdoba is better than chipotle
And then he said Qdoba is better than chipotle
yo dawg i heard you like notes on your sword legends docs So i put notes on your notes so you can put notes on my notes
Yo Dawg
so imma have a derby party inside a birthday party
tony eres gay y lo sabes
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you liked glory holes so we put one on your face
yo dawg..... oops sorry you are miao
That feeling 
yo dawg i heard u like doughnuts so i putt a doughnut inside yo doughnut
yo dawg
Life's Like' Oh
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
yes man I love the ufc
Yo Dawg I heard you like nuggets So i went to denver but they kicked me out for tresspassing
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like daas so i put a little daas in your iaas N'protected it with BAAS
YO DAWG
Yo ABQ
yo dawg
Yo Dawg I herd you like Shelfie... SO WE PUT Shelfie IN YOUR GMAIL  SO YOU CAN ENJOY LOOKING AT YOU AS MUCH AS YOU DO
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg I herd you liked endangered baby birds  so we built them a shelter on Christmas Island  so now we can admire rare juvenile Abbott's boobies in a refuge while we denounce Abbott's frequent juvenile boo-boos against refugees
Yo dawg I herd you liked endangered baby birds so we built them a shelter on Christmas Island  so now we can admire rare juvenile Abbott's boobies in a refuge while we denounce Abbott's frequent juvenile boo-boos against refugees
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
Nigga pleez.... You must be trippin
Yo DAWg
yo dawg august 16th
yo dawg I heard you like wine so we put some cheese in your wine so you can whine while you wine
and then they said go park your car on the hill!
Haters don't u know that one monkey don't stop the show
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg.. This loud got me looking like the black jackie chan lmfaooo
Yo Dawg I heard you like black beans and avocados
Yo dawg you aint busy so 8 more ccfs to write and quarter 4 patches to do homie
Yo dawg iheard you like logic so i put some logic in your logic and made it so it looks logical
yo dawg i heard your favorite gta 5 character is franklin so i got ya a rottweiler named chop
yo dawg i heard you like cows so i gave you a fat woman
yo dawg i heard you like knives  so i stabbed you
so i told the lads the van was needed
Chlo Wilson shaves her vagina?
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like tv
Yo DAWG
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE SENSORS SO I PUT A SENSOR ON YOUR SENSOR
That face when someone  has a 'fast' sn95
can you tell me a low risk linux system that we can test a veeam backup we had issues with a backup not consolidating the backup so we want to run a quick backup on 1 linux machine
Yo dawg i heard you like thermo So i put thermo in your thermo so you can thermo while you thermo
yo dawg i heard you like the word bossy so i put you in charge of the boss so you can be bossy
sells ds to buy kfc
yo dawg
yo dawg i saw your meme so i stole it
Yo Dawg i heard you like selfies So i put selfies in your selfie
yo dawg i heard you were on flight 370 so i installed a gps so we'd know where yo ass went when that shit down
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg we heard you liek waking up so i put a bugatti inside a bugatti so you can wake up while you wake up
yo dawg i hear you like pics
Yo dawg
yo dawg i got you some nothing so you can do nothing with your nothing
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE SHADES SO I PUT SHADES ON YOUR SHADES
Yo Dawg I heard you like booty So I got you a Brazillian pirate ship so you can score some booty while you score some booty
YO DAWG
yo dawg
Yo dwag
Yo Dawg DOLD SUCKS
yo dawg
Ennyire olcs&#243;ak!? http://pszolt.eu
yo dawg That's some insufferable shit
yo dawg if i had chest hair like you i would skip the v neck t shirts
I herd you liked girls so I put a girl in your girl
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
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yo dawg
INNOCENT? That's CUTE
yo dawg I heard you like side mirrors so I put a side mirror for your side mirror
wtf  man?
Yo dawg
Shout out to all the ladies who get treated once a year... and still think they have the best guy ever!
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE INCEPTION I HAVE BEEN OWNED
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE MATRIOSKAS DANG
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE SECRETS SO WE MADE YOUR SECRET A SECRET SO YOU CAN BE SECRATIVE ABOUT YOUR SECRET
Yo DAWG
yo dawg i think we just made a decision on lunch!
YO DAWG
Irc means Internet Relayed chat so hes a chat-relay though a chat-relay
....ו?ז הו? ש?ל ?!?!?מי רוצה יו? ירי במקו? צהריי?
you dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
Yo DAWG
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE PHP ${how_YOU_LIKE_DIS};
You? With her?
amon  amarth
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
I heard you like Donattions so we gave you a donation in a donation
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i heard you like visdomsord on a korktavle so i took a pic of my korktavle so you can take a pic of the visdomsord and put on your own korktavle
Having fun with my homies
our evil friends DRAG US TO HELL obviously
People talk... Dwarf(udeme) thinks he has an opinion
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg i heard you like pizza
i heard you like amy's so bang amy to get amy so you can have amy while you have amy cause you can't get amy
Yo Dawg I heard you like IP Addresses So I added an entire /8 to your server's NIC so you can ping while you ping
500 per hour Kiddin'?
If you ain't fuckin me Then you ain't tellin me what to do
Yo dawg I heard u like pussy
good work my nigga
INCASINATISSIMO
i noticed you like ebooks so i wrote you an ebook about ebooks
Your saying i have to study my wants and needs?
that's your girlfriend?
yo dawg I heard you think your a badass but matthew is the real badass nigha
Thomas be like  I AINT FINISHED WITH THAT
Yo Dwag glad my niggas like it
yo dawg I heard you like thoughts on your thoughts So I wrote my thoughts on your thoughts so you know what I thought.
white girls
yo dawg  you're welcome
Props
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like tweeting So i retweeted your retweet about a tweet's retweet
Yo dawg
Yo DAWG
Yo Dawg i heard you are confused about life so i went to the store and bought you a damn box
YO DAWG
yo dawg heard you like switches so i put a switch on your switch so you can switch the switch to switch your switch
Yo dawg i heard you like new years so we put a new year in yo new year so you could new year while you knew year
robot nuts? These that i kicked?
we heard you like ships so we put a toilet on top of another on your ship! so you can shit while ship while you shit!
yo dawg
yO DAWG
yo dawg I heard you like pikku so we took pikku picture of pikku tonka and made it pikku
Yo Dawg
yo dawg even i like tom hiddleston
yo dawg
YO DAWG I HERD U LIKE CANDLES SO I BOUGHT U CANDLES
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE EXTENSIONS
YO DAWG i HERD YOU LIKE FILTER-BUBBLES SO WE PUT A FILTER-BUBBLE IN YO FILTER-BUBBLE SO YOU CAN GET PERSONALIZED SERPS WHILE U GET PERSONALIZED SERPS
YO DAWG
yo dawg
You Dawg Georgie Maher Still thinks she is 30
yo dawg we heard you like doctor who so we are going to doctor who when you doctor who
Yo dawg I just waisted a few seconds of your life
yO dAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE GIRL SCOUT COOKIES SO I PUT SOME GIRL SCOUT COOKIES IN YOUR GIRL SCOUT COOKIES
Yo dawg
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TO DAWG
yo dawg i heard you liked sausage i mean
Yo dawg
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Yo Dawg
sells a kidney to get geekbuddy support finds out the support requested is not included
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i herd yo like dawgs and yo dawg memes so i put a yo dawg in yo dawg so yo dawg can yo dawg to dawg...dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG IM TO DRUNK TO TASTE THIS CHICKEN
yo dawg
Yo Dawg I herd you liek boots so I put my boot in another boot so I can stomp ya while I stomp ya
Yo dawg
'Everyone' is getting married and starting a family? You're over there eating cake and drinking all the time? I think I'll be over with 'everyone' else enjoying the people I love. It sounds fat and depressing over there
Yo Dawg
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Yo Dawg
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YO DAWG
Yo dawg I heard you like dexter Surprise motherfucker
yo dawg I HEARD YOU LIKED PENISSES..
ya lah..  bapaknya..
Megang Terompet Tuhh?? gw kira adek lu.. wuahahahahaha
SEkalian aja sama kaos kakinya wkwkwkwkwkwkwkk
yo dawg i know you like cool so i put a fan on yo fan so yo fan is cool when it cools
Quien es mas Lindo Juani o Ivan?  Please Bicht
yo dawg hurd it was your birthday so i got a burfday for your burfday so you can burfday while you burfday
Lu Kenal Sama Aldo? Gw iri sma dia. cwex2 banyak yg suka sma dia.
yo dolanfish can you use paint to put one picture into the other picture so that you have two pictures in the same picture?
yo dawg i heard you like memes so y u no understand one does not simply mashup memes
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like bitcoins so i chopped all your coins into bits
yo dawg i heard god keeps track of all of us but he went on vacation so now the nsa does instead
Yo Dawg
I heard you like enchants So I'm gonna enchant yo enchant so you can enchant while you enchant
You Dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
I heard you like mems and birthday cards... so i Made you a meme birthday card.
Yo Dawg
que esta  diciendo?
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Altu care a  baut spirt
esa giio saucedo es una lokilla
Yo Dawg!  I heard that you heard some Syrians was killin Syrians So now you gonna kill some Syrians to stop Syrians from killin Syrians!
Yo Dawg we heard you like nutella so we put nutella in your nutella so you can eat nutella while you eat nutella
yo dawg i heard you like oranges so i put an orange inside an orange so you could eat an orange while eating an orange
barack
CHUTIYA
Yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you killed some Syrians So we're gonna kill some Syrians to keep you from killing some Syrians
Yo dog I herd u h8 using commas 2 replace words in a sentence So we put a comma within a comma 4 extra commaness; 2morrow 2 more yea.
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE JAVASCRIPT
YO DAWG
So you Gator fans say you in the top 3 in SEC huh Who counts after No. 1
Yo dawg
Sure dawg
YO DAWG
albi bakiasi ka majt rrogen gen per vete
parce  creo que ud es mas bobo cada dia
dawg kendrick lamar dissed big sean and it was on big sean song
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg Her name is AKhan?
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
Stemme AP? FrP vil legalisere poker & proffboksing
sente delle sirene  non scappa
toma vadia
waah  kya bakchoodi hai !
mtha... e rraf masten ncs :/
You wanted to lose weight so i called the cops.
brb dying
yo dawg
Gizmocraft? T'es serieux
Look guys A Faggot!
You want Full Coverage on 96 Ford Focus sure thing buddy!!
Yo dawg
ketewa bae gue kaya orang gila  biar gereget
Yo Dawg
Perguntam a um rapaz se e virgem... Ele responde
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg I herd you liked gamification  so I added some badges on steam so now you can play while you pay
i would like to like your like but i can't
Yo dawg
yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YO AND YO DAWG LIKE YO YOS SO WE PUT YO DAWG IN A YO YO SO YO CAN YO YO YO DAWG WHILE YO DOG YO YOS
Yo dawg I hear you like reporting so I made a reporting system to report your reports
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Viz shutup
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo DAwg
YO DAWG I HEARD U LIKE OLDER PEOPLE SO I RAPED YOUR GRANDPARENTS
yo dawg i heard you like blowjobs so i put a cock in your mouth
yo dawg
kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk peidei kkkkkkkkkkkk
Yo Dawg i heard you like bananas so i brought you soraka
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD U LIKE FUNCTIONS SO I PUT A POINTER IN UR FUNCTION SO YOU CAN POINTER WHILE YOU FUNCTION
BEN POMMEROY First Grade Footballer
yo dawg i heard you like dawgs so i put a dawg in your dawg so there can be more dawgs
YO DAWG
FIND THE DERIVATIVE OF  (E^5X)^6 yO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE CHAIN RULES
yo dawg i heard you like rap so i put some rap in your rap so you can rap
yo dawg
yo dawg
I heard you like tests. So I built a test for your tests. So you can test
Yo
nakaopen yung 16.5 sa new tab...tapus may biglang pumasok... dali-daling in-exit...pero nagLAGGGG!!!
yo dawg i heard you liek mudkipz so i put a mudkip IN your mudkip so you can battle while you battle
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
its fathers day so thank a motherfucker
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg i heard you like Doughnuts and Cereal So we put a Doughnut inside yo Cereal so you can eat your Doughnut whilst having your Cereal!
yo dawg
Yo dog I heard you liked the Grand Canyon So I got asses for your asses so you can assess the recess
yo dawg it's me
yo dawg  I put xzibit on your exhibit to pimp your phone
oi sampulkis
you dawg i heard you liked to play grand theft auto so i put a stolen car in your stolen car so you can steal cars in your stolen cars
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you liked cool weather so we're going to redding
Yo dawg I heard you like explosions So we put dynamite in yo dynamite so you can blow stuff up while you blow stuff up
Shake la lagi
what if i told     you           that i'm asian
YO DAWG
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE KIDS SO I CALLED THE COPS
And then m'balls said I should be top 10!
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg I heard you like money So on an unrelated note
arkom is fun
Yo dawg i heard you like suppressing fire so i put a suppressor on your machinegun so you can provide suppressing fire with suppressed fire.
Yo Dawg I heard you like trains so I put a train in your train to make a train car
yo dawg what ever situation you are in don't have unprotected sex your girl will be blowing up your phone sayin you da babies daddy
Yo Dawg I HEAR YOU LIKE TO RESCORE MOVIES So I PUT SOME AUDIO ENVELOPES IN AN AUDI IN ENVELOPES
YO DAWG
yo dawg
yo dog where are all the humans
YO CALL OF DUTY DAWGS I HEARD YOU LIKE DOGS SO WE PUT DOGS IN CALL OF DUTY FOR ALL YOU CALL OF DUTY DAWGS
Yo dawg
yo dawg u r in spamception someone tagged u in spam pic which has spam notifications
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE ACRONYMS SO I PUT AN ACRONYM IN YOUR ACRONYM VHSICHDL
yo cat i heard you like beds so we put a bed in your bed so you can sleep while you sleep
Yo dawg I herd you liked Universities  SO I GOT YOU A JOB AT THE FACULTY OF EDUCATION OF AN EDUCATION FACILITY where YOU CAN TEACH PEOPLE WHY THEY SHOULD BECOME TEACHERS
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg i heard you liked dirty Laundry So I'm bringing some dirty laundry to put in your dirty laundry so you can do my dirty laundry
yo dawg I heard you like quiet when you work so we put a load of annoying cunts in your room to fill out a questionnaire
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like cars so i put a car in your car so you can drive while you drive
Yo dawg  I saw that on google images
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE SURFING SO I PUT WAVE IN INSIDE YOUR WAVE
Yo dawg i heard you like stealing people's cars  so we stole your car
Yo dawg! I heard you like lens flare so we put some flare in your flare
I am monitoring this thread
Yo DAWG
yo dawg
so i heard you like cezar ouatu
so i heard you like cezar ouatu
YO DAWG i HEARD YOU LIKE BATTERIES SO WE PUT A BATTERY ON youR BATTERY
YO DAWG
YO DAWG! I HEARD YOU! YOU DON'T NEED TO SHOUT GODDAMNIT!
YO DAWG! I HEARD YOU LIKE BEING A GIRL WITH LOW SELF-ESTEEM! SO I'M GOING TO DEMAND A HANDJOB IN FRONT OF THAT CAMERA AND MONITOR
yo dawg i heard you like to get things express so we made 'fed ex express' so you can get things express while you have them delivered express
Yo dawg we heard you like call of duty so we put the kap-40 in black ops 2 so you can rage while you rage
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like to hear so i put ears in your ears so you can hear while you hear
yo dawg i heard you like writing blogs so i recommended that slender chase you
yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE ACTUAL SO I PUT SOME EXPECTED IN YOUR ACTUAL
yo dawg i heard that you lke looking in mirrors.so we put a mirror in front of a mirror so that you can look at yourself why you look at yourself!
to dog i just got a smartphone yo*
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like red so i covered your room in blood
Yo dawg i heard you like invincibility So I put a mario star in your house
Yo dawg
yo dawg are you wearing skinny jeans
Yo dawg
Yo dawg heard you like pizza so i ordered pizza house
Yo dawg
YO DAWG I HERD YOU TRYIN TO PICK UP WOMEN IN VEGAS
Yo dawg i heard you liked fries So i gave you fries with your fries so you can eat fries while you eat fries
YO dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE TO TWEET SO WE PUT A TWEET ABOUT YOUR TWEETS SO YOU CAN TWEET ABOUT IT WHILE YOU TWEET
yo dawg i heard u like call of duty so i trolled u forever lolololol
YO DAWG I HEARD You like BATMAN SO I Killed your parents
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg
Pretty pregnant kim  Kanye west  But sorry dude
Yo Dawg i heard you like apples so i got rid of all the oranges
hehehe yo dawg i got no dog
YO DAWG! LOOK AT MY NEW FACE! BUTT FUMBLE AND TEBOW WERE ON THE SAME TEAM LAST YEAR?  AND THEY STILL MISSED THE PLAYOFFS!
yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU'RE JUST GETTING OVER A COLD HERE's SOME ALLERGIES
Chelsea e ka ble lojen Fansat e Arsenalit
YO ANDREW YOU MAD?
Hey yo dawg I heard you like false flags so i put a false flag in your false flag so now you can flag while you flag
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE NETWORKS? SO WE PUT A NETWORK IN A NETWORK SO YOU CAN COMMUNICATE WHILE YOU COMMUNICATE
YO DAWG
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you guys like security so we pwned you again
YO dawg
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like liking stuff on facebook So i liked your like so you can like me liking your like
Yo dawg i heard you like taking pictures so i took a picture of you taking a picture
Yo Dawg
Hey Chet Happy Admin Professionals    Day Dawg!
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg
yer derg! its frerder!
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg I heard you like yo dawg memes so we put a yo dawg meme in yo yo dawg meme so u can yo dawg meme while yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like SCMowns trio gems So we haven't updated it since 1.2.5
Yo dawg I herd you liked quirky dramas so I made you a series ABOUT A DEVELOPER WHO GETS ARRESTED  and his kids who are all in a state of arrested emotional developement.
Yo dawg
Yo daaaaawg
Yo Dog
yo dawg
yo dawg I heard like dragonballs so i put a dragon in your ball so you can drag-on while you're ballin'
yo dawg i heard you like chef so we put a vagrant in your chef so you can chef while you vagrant
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE HEDGEFUNDS SO I PUT YO MONEY IN A FUND OF FUNDS SO YOU CAN HEDGE WHILE YOU HEDGE
I HEARD YOU NEED MORE COWBELL SO WE PUT SOME COWBELL IN YOUR COWBELL AND THEN ADDED SOME MORE COWBELL
Yo DAWg I heard you like encryption Yo we got Diffie-Hellman keys so you can encrypt your encryption While you encrypt your encryption key
Yo dawg I heard you like Robin...
yo dawg
yo dawg I heard you are constipated So we got you a bottle of scotch you can get plowed before you get plowed
Yo Dawg I heard you can't be scared. So I dare you to google image Suicide Squidward right now and tell me that's not scary
YO Dawg
you dawg
Yo Dawg Why dont we put nearby results front and center and add some more photos?
yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like facebook So we put facebook in your phone so you can facebook while you facebook
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like Game So I put some game in your game so you can game while you game
yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like beds so we put a bed within your bed so you can sleep while you sleeping
yo dawg i herd yo like children so i gave yo my daughter
yo dawg i herd yo like children so i gave yo my daughter
YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE DYNAMIC VARIABLES SO YOU CAN PUT VARIABLE INSIDE VARIABLE
yo dawg i heard you like history so we hange flags with swasika in yo car
Yo dawg I heard you like to learn So we assigned major papers in all your classes
yo dawg i herd yo like children so i gave yo my daughter
YOu know everybody on Instagram  But nobody knows you in real life ?
yo dawg
My Face When Someone Say 'Run YoUR Pockets'
yo dawg 
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg I put a %hash in a %hash in a %hash so you can dereference while you dereference
yo dawg  i heard you like pointers so i made a struct of pointers with arrays of pointers so you have pointers pointing to pointers so you can point
Just kidding I know you can't hang
Yo dawg
i PAID 100 € FOR A VIRUS
of course you sposed to shoot A 9 Sideways thats why it come in the box like that....so you know. dumb ass
yo dawg..... fetch
yo dawg I HERD YOU LIKE HOSPITALS SO I CRACKED YOUR NECK
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like oreos
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE HOTDOGS AND PIZZAS SO I PUT A HOTDOG IN YOUR PIZZA SO YOU CAN EAT HOTDOGS WHILE YOU EAT PIZZA
Yo Dawg 2 gyro's 2 Fries      $9.99
niggas be like she gave me keys to the crib!!
Yo Dawg I heard you're bored of being bored So i put a board in your bored so you won't be bored of the board while being bored
yo dawg
Yo Dawg I heard you like doritos So we put doritos in your doritos
Yo dog
hey yo dog
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like chris brown so we put some beats on your beats so you can beat while you beat
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU NOT ALLOWED TO DATE TILL AFTER COLLEGE SO I MARRIED YOUR CRUSH
yo dawg i heard you like cod  im a cadet
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yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg I herd you like Python Scripts so we put PYTHON SCRIPTS in your PYTHON SCRIPTS so you can interpret while you interpret
Yo dawg
yo dawg maintaining this character i've created is killing me inside.
yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE DOGS SO I ORDERED SOME KOREAN FOOD
Yo Dawg I herd you liked a link  so I liked your like so you can see we like it together
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like nuts so i gave some to yo mama
Yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE COLDPLAY YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW YOu'RE GAY?
regular college students hate their short duration holidays but cottons have an auto strike once a year
yo dawg
Yo EA
Yo DaNg DANG DANG HAAAA......
Yo dawg i heard you like making memes so i put a meme in your meme so you can enjoy reading memes while making memes
yo dawg Stop Desertification
Yo Dawg I herd you liked a link so I liked your like so you can see we like it together
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg How'd you do that?
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR YOU DAMN FRIEND LIST
Yo dawg
let's be real ain't nobody goin to that 8am class
hahahaa Jagielonia przegrała mecz
My Girl told me to drive a girls car so... i drove a mustang
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE SUPERMAN SO I DESTROYED YOUR PLANET AND LEFT YOU IN A FOREST
yeah you say it! at least you have more than 40% winrate
yo like them doughnuts yo fat ass
yo dawg
Chill out dawg cuz you are hot dawg
Yo Dawg I heard you like SDSU So I bombed BYU
schr&#246;dinger memes a super seitn
IFM yo you wanna be part?
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE MEMES NOT SURE WHICH MEME TO PUT IN YOUR MEME
Yo dawg I just dented yo car
YO DAWG
shiiiit
yo dawg
yow dawg
YO DAWG
Yo dawg I heArd you like minecRaft So I replaced all your belongings with dirt
Yo
yo dawg
Yo DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE SHIPPING THINGS SO I PUT A SHIP IN A SHIP SO YOU CAN SHIP WHILE YOU SHIP
yo dawg i heard you like watching good baseball so i threw out all your giants crap and bought you stuff for the cubs
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE EXALTED SO I DESIGNED SUBLIME ARCHANGEL
Yo dawg i herd u like vitamins so we put some vitamins into your vitamins
YO DAWG
yO DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like movies so i got movie tickets to go see a movie after we finish watchin some movie
Yo dawg
YO DAWG WE HEARD THE POLICE DON'T SCARE YOU SO WE CALLED THE SWAT
Yo dawg i heard you like writing prefers on last.fm so we changed shoutbox to preferbox so you can prefer while you write your prefers
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE INTERNAL COOLDOWN SO WE PUT INTERNAL COOLDOWN IN YOUR INTERNAL COOLDOWN.
A white chick farted when i went down on her
my best friend told me gubmint luvs me
Yo...yo..yo i'm so high right now i can't feel my brain
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
MA bani lujm qdo dit me ka 1 euro e kqyra niher more bre...
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like a news report about oscar Pistorius so I put a news report about the news reports about oscar Pistorius in your news
YO DAWG
what do you mean 'i'm afraid you have not the grades for a research internship' ?
yo dawg i heard you like ships so we put a ship on your ship so you can ship while you ship
YO DAWG!  I heard you like seasoned salad So I seasoned the salad
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
Yo Dawg Order numbers are 10 digits
yo dawg i heard you like mountains so we put some mountains behind some mountains beside another mountain
hahahahahahaha you fools voted obama back in!
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg i heard you like jeans So we put Your Jeans in your Jeans so you can sag while you sag
yo dawg you like to shrek yourself so we shreked your shrek but not /b/5 you check
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like fixes so i put a fix to your fix so you can now fix while you fix
Yo dawg I heard you like zip files so we put a zip file in your zip file so you can unzip while unzipping
Yo Dawg Heard you might take english b hl so let's look at the course first
Yo Dawg
Yo DAWG
YO DAWG
Yo dawg I heard you like memes so I put a meme in your meme so you can meme while you meme. Memeception
Yo Dawg I heard you hung over So put your willy over your trouser belt so you can hang over while you're hungover
Yo dawg I heard you like decoherence so i put some wave packets in your quantum mechanics so you can interfere while you interfere
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
YO DAWG
Yo Obama I herd you like shooting skeet so I put a clay launcher in yo bedroom so you can skeet while you skeet skeet skeet
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like dungeon keeper so i put a dungeon in your dungeon
Yo dawg I heard you wanted to ban assault weapons so you sent some guys with assault weapons to take away everyones assault weapons
yo dawg why'd you pay for tech support?
Yo Dawg aint vincent the  same color as my shirt
I herd you like recasts so I recasted your
YO dawg I heard you like recasts So i recasted a shell of a recast that i got from a guy that recasted a recast!
have been through 250 felons on my town's police report still haven't seen a white person
yo dawg
yo dog I heard you liked Directed Acyclic Graphs
Yo Dawg I heard you liked facebook so I stapled your face to a book
Yo Dawg I heard you like cheeks
yo dawg i heard you like context so i put some context in your context so you can ambiguate your ambiguity
sup dawg
sear floor spreading isn't cause by the inner or outer core Dawg
my attendance already marked? meh badass
YO DAWG!
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like gestures
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like components so i put a component in your component so you can parse while you parse
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard your seeing my ex what to come over after thanksgiving and have those leftovers as well
yo dawg i herd u like v. nigel taylor so i put v. nigel taylor on imdb so u could like v. nigel taylor while u r v. nigel taylor
yo dawg I heard you like Amygdalas so we put an amygdala in an amygdala
yo dawg
you're not spiderman You're neither a spider nor a man
yo dawg
yo dawg
uh-huhuhuhuhuh. Eh-HeHeheheheheheheheh Eh-heheheheheeeeeeeeeeeh oh
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE CHARGES SO i PUT CHARGES IN YOUR CHARGES SO YOU CAN PAY AND PAY AND PAY AND PAY
Yo dawg
yo dawg do it look like i still do dat pimp my ride bullshit
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg we heard u like integrals so we put integrals inside integrals so u can integrate while integrating
Yo dawg
yo dawg  i heard you like dialectics so i put contradictions in your movement so you can struggle in the struggle
Lines I bet you don't have more!
yo dawg i heard you like old school rap so we set your roof on fire
YO DOG I HEARD YOU LIKE SMARTPHONES SO I MADE YOU SMARTPHONE FOR YOUR SMARTPHONE SO YOU CAN CONTROL YOUR SMARTPHONE WITH A SMARTPHONE
Yo Dawg
A beowulf cluster of hadoop clusters? Yo dawg
Yo Dawg.  I Heard you like craps So we put a toilet on your craps table so you can crap while you Play craps
yo dawg david so david
yo dawg
tia lucrecia;  voy ir a verte!
Yo dawg i heard you like wrapping paper so i wraped your WRAPPING paper in wrapping paper
Yo dawg i heard you like bullshit so i put a shockscharge on my bouncing betty so you can get zapped while you explode
yo dawg
yo dawg i herad you like skyrim so i ORDERED for you to be  EXECUTED
yo dawg i heard you like dawgs so we put a dog inside your dog so you can dog while you dog
Yo dawg we heard you like the patriots sucks to be you
Ya dawg
yo dawg i herd you like games so i put a game in your game so you can game while you game
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like symlinks  so I put a symlink to your symlink so you can symlink while you symlink
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i heard you like pay rises
hahahaha t'as vu comment t'es moche
YO DAWG
Yo DAwg i Heard you hate Jersey shore So we created geordie shore for you
Yo dawg i heard you like to win in lol so we invited alex to your game
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like  nothing
Yo Dog I heard you like books
YO DAWG
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo Dawg I heard you like shoes so i buyed some
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg we heard you like rusty trombones and snow balls you're a sick perv ain't ya
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG
Yo dawg I heard you wanted to be like spiderMan So we Killed yOur uncle
yO dAWG i HEARD YOU STABBED SOMEONE 37 TIMES IN THE CHEST AND KILLED THEM  SO I BOUGHT YOU 37 KNIVES THAT WAY YOU CAN STAB THEM 37 TIMES EACH WITH 37 DIFFERENT KNIVES
yo dawg i heard you like glee you gay or something?
YO DAWG NO ONE CAN PIMP THAT RIDE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
your mom rides a yugo thats a ride i can pimp
Yo Dawg Manchester United Beat Liverpool Again
Rob a Bank And Eat chicken
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
I heard you like   strong typing so we put generics into your programming language
Yo dawg i heard you like cream
Nemo thats my man
Did you say Yolo?
Yo dawg
sleep? seriously? dawg we know what u gonna do
Yo Daw I heard you like windows updates So here is some updates for your updates
YO dawg
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg
yo yo yo want play yo yo?
Yo dawg I heard you like donuts  So I put a donut inside of your donut
Circumcise!?! No!  I am ALL man!
YO DAWG I SAW COREY AND LLOYD HAVING A 69 SO I GOT MY BLACK SORRY ASS OUTA THERE
Yo dawg i heard you like emacs so i put a hypervisor in your emacs
yo dawg
YO DAWG
u know what man? im tired of actin stereotypical for your amuse
dafuq you're gonna wifey dat ?!
yo dawg i heard you like arty threads so i put an arty thread in your arty thread so you can post about arty while you post about arty
pimp Yo PEE-CAN-NUH-BUN Wit EXTRUH FRAWSTIN !
yo dawg
YO DAWg
Yo dawg Heard you like splitting girls so I've GATHERED Sluts for our night out
yo dawg i heard you like to lose so i put more loss on your loss so you can lose more and blame it on luck
YO dawg i heard you like to yolo so we put a bomb inside your house so you can yolo the shit out of it.
YO DAWG
Yo dog i heard you like scones so you must be justen faull
Yo dawg i heard you like birthday greetings so we put a birthday greeting in yo birthday greeting so you can read yo greeting in a greeting
YO DAWG
yo dawg i heard you like bread so i shoved sourdough in your urethra.
yo dawg i heard you like black people so i raped your cat in his ass.
yo dawg i heard you like wiz khalifa so i raped your cat.
Yo dawg I heard you like scORing So I pUt a bAsketball net by your bed so you can get one In While you're getting one in
surprised when defecate it's so hurt
Yo dog i heard you like studying so we put a building in your amphitheater so you can study while you study
GAy? Or just nathan drinkwater
Yo Dawg
yo
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg I heard you like flowers So we put a flower on your flower
Yo DAWG
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE CELEBRATING SO I PUT YOUR BIRTHDAY ON CHRISTMAS SO YOU CAN CELEBRATE WHILE YOU CELEBRATE
seorang mata mata di mata mata oleh mata mata dan mata mata itu di mata mata oleh mata mata dan mata mata itu di mata mata oleh mata mata elite mata mata
The end of the  world your funny!
YO DAWG I SAW YOU LOST THE AUCTION ON EBAY TO A SNIPE BIDDER IT WAS ME!
yo dawg gw denger lo suka gambar yuno gasai jadi kita masukin gambar yuno gasai ke dalam gambar yuno gasai supaya lo bisa ngeliat yuno gasai pas lo lagi ngeliat yuno gasai
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo DAWG This SHITS DELICIOUS
I thought you  was  water proof
You dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like dragonball z So I blew up your home planet
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg I was misinformed
Yo Dawg
yo dawg I heard you like the forums
Yo dawg I heard you like the forums
YO DAWG
i filed for bankruptcy several times but then they were like Dawg
Torres misses to score Hell yeah
YO DAWG
yo dawg we heard you like PC games  SO WE MADE BUYING GAMES A GAME SO YOU CAN GAME WHILE YOU'RE GETTING YOUR GAMES.
My fiance
Yo dawg i hear you like to study so 24 hour quiet hours starts friday 12/14
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE PHOSPHORYLATION SO WE PHOSPHORYLATED YOUR PHOSPHORYLATOR
Yo Dawg i heard mike tyson likes pigeons so i gave him the bird
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg I heard you like branding irons
shocked when defecate it's so hurt
Yo Dog I heard You like feedback so I put some feedback on your feedback so you can feedback while you feedback
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE FIRE AT THE CIRCUS IT WAS IN TENTS
yo dawg i heard you liked rations so i hid all them stolen ones in your apartment
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO LINK  I HEARD YOU BEEN SUCKING NUTS HOW WAS IT
Yo dawg! I heard you like screenshots So I took a screen shot of the screen shot so you could have a screen shot of the screen shot of the screen shot
yo dawg i heard you're a depressed reporter so i sent a noose to the news so you can use the noose on the news
Yo dawg'
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU WANT O BE SUPERMAN SO I BLEW UP EARTH AND SENT YOU TO MARS
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Thats so.... ....so cute!!
Yo Dawg I heard it's your birthday? i'll make sure to tell your mom tonight
yo dawg i heard you like twilight ha... wut.
y0 dawg I heard you like meetings So I scheduled a meeting during your meeting so you can meet while you meet
Yo Dawg What was yamchas power level
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG - I HEARD YOU LIKE TUFTS SO WE DON' LET YOU WORK AT TUFTS AFTER YOU STUDY EDUCATIONAL STUDIES AT TUFTS AFTER YOU STUDY CHILD DEVELOPMENT AT TUFTS AFTER YOU STUDY POLYSCI AT TUFTS
Yo zack i heard you dont have a soul so i punched you in the face
yo dawg i heard you like the mentalist so i killed ur wife and daughter
Yo dawg I heard you like frames so i put 24 extra frames in your frames so you frame while you frame
Yo dawg i heard you like relationships so i'm asking you to be in one with me
yo dawg i bought you a yo yo for your yo yo so you can yo yo while your yo yo yo yos
You think i should donate to charity because i said i want to pay more taxes?
yo dawg
Yo DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE BOXES SO I PUT A BOX SO YOU CAN BOX WHILE YOU BOX
Yo Dawg i said yo dawg
yo trollface! hows this troll face?
Yo dawg I heard you wrote a paper
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
yo Dawg
Stupid weed!
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i heard you like donkeys so we got you a saddle so you can sit on your ass while you sit on your ass
Yo dawg
yo dawg you're da shit
gary bettman haha
yo dawg where am i?
you really eat corn flakes without adding sugar ??
yo dawg i heard you keep your pimp hand strong
Yo dawg I heard you like books Bookmark your book with a whole book on a bookmark.
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg! i heard u like people... so i took a person and attached another
yo dawg
yo br&#248;ndby its just a cup game ........................
Chinese friends for dinner; what to eat? yo dawg.
so your name is? vahe haha
My reaction when  somebody says the future will be easier
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like games so i made a game that lets you make games while you play games
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like computers so i put a computer in your computer so you can compute while you compute
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg. I heard you like independents in the BCS with weak schedules so i got you this notre dame
YO DAWG GUA DENGAR KATA ' MAINSTREAM ' DAH TERLALU MAINSTREAM JADI GUA BIKIN MEME DENGAN KATA MAINSTREAM SPY LO BISA LIAT GUA BUAT MEME DENGAN KATA MAINSTREAM
Yo Dawg! i heard you like memes(i dont always complic8 things) So inserted a meme inside a meme so you can read a meme while you read a meme (but wen i do its bad)
yo KEVIN
yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like cars so we put a car in your car so you can drive while u drive
YO DAWG
Yo DawG
Yo DawG
Yo dawg I heard you like turnovers So I put the jeTs and pats on  thanksGiving prime time
your talking to me like i a give a shit
yo dawg i heard you like dog so i let my dog put a dog in your dog so you can eat dog whle eating dog
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE TO LOL SO I STUCK A LOL IN YOUR LOL SO YOU CAN TROLOLOL ALONG
yo dawg
yo dawg
azthiszem rtem a matekot ja nem
so we switched the texts around yo dawg i heard you like being confused
YO DAWG MINUM KOPI PAKE AIR DINGIN KARENA PAKE AIR PANAS SUDAH TERALU MAINSTREAM
asi que eres lesbiana pues ya no
YO DAwg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
what i picture when we know the random teammate is high
yo dawg i herd you like the wabbles so i wiggled my wobble and banged yo daughter
yo dwag 
Yo dawg
yo dawg $79.99?
Yo dawg I heard you like red marks
yo dawg i heard you 'pulled out' hows that baby?
YO DAWG.! GW DENGER OIsnevermore SUKA FAP FAP PAS lo LAGI FAP FAP jADI GW TARO SABUN DI ATAS SABUN AGAR LO BISA FAP FAP PAS oisnevermore LAGI FAP FAP
yo dawg
yo dawg
you call yourself mac 10? bwahaha
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i heard you like yo-yos and yo dawg so we put yo dawg on a yo-yo so you can yo-yo yo dawg while yo dawg yo-yos
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg what is a kfc
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like critics
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg... I heard you like Android so we put a fragment in your fragment so you can fragment while you fragment
Yo Petreaus
yo dawg i heard you like meking memes 24/7
Yo dawg! I heard you like Conspiracy theories so I put a conspiracy theory inside a conspiracy theory so you can conspire!
Yo DAWG
YO DAWG TIE YOUR SHOE LASES
Yo DAWg
i sell socks for rocks cuz times b hard
Yo Man
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg i herd you like you like halo 4 so we put halo in your halo so you can play halo 4 while playing your halo
yo dawg
Yo DaWG
YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU WANTED A LOCKED MEMBER LOCKED SO WE LOCKED THE LOCK
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
THis election is like choosing between 'two girls' and 'one cup' it's all just a bunch of vomit and shit
yo dawg heard u like tv so we repaced your windows with tvs
yo Dawg
yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE BATMAN SO I KILLED YOUR PARENTS
Yo dawg. I heard you like rhetorical questions?
Yo dawg
yo dawg gw denger lo suka durian
you pick twishit over halo? tell it again
Yo hamlet
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg i heard you like batman so we killed your parents
Yo dawg
yo dawg
joł dawg chyba efekt jołjoł
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
I thought I had Laughed at everything until I was told about furries
yo dawg
YO DAWG! You jus said Beotch. Ima call you saltine from now on.
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo DAwg i heard you were dressing as batman for halloween so i killed your parents
yo dawg
CZ/SK COnsole progaming community
YO dawg i heard you like dogs so i went to the shelter and got you a dog Dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
i drive a mini !
yo dawg
Yo Dawg I heard you like polls So I polled the polls and polls show the polls won
YO DAWG
damn dude! Im ha!
Mtha  Qu MSO per neser
Cyberoam? HAHAHAHAH
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg herd you got binders full of women yo dawg me too
yo dawg i heard you like 11% unemployment so we elected obama for a second term
Sup
Yo Dawg I heard you like harry potter so i thought you could read harry potter on the set of harry potter while filming the final harry potter
Yo Dawg
Donncha O'Callaghan... really?????
yo dawg
yo dawg
YOU BOUGHT ONE SAGOL?! WE BOUGHT TWO GORUS
yo dawg gw denger lu suka screenshot
yo
yo dawg i heard you liked apples so i put an apple in your fruitbowl and took a picture of it with your apple iphone and then uploaded it to your apple macbook
and I was like here's a answer
Yo dawg i heard you like bags so we put your sleeping bag in a garbage bag so you can get your bag without mixing them up
yo
yo dicko
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo DAWg i heard you like soup so i put some soup in your soup
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo Adam
YO DAWG
Yo dawG
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i hear you like mellons
YO DAWG
Yo DAWG
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE DEMOCRACIES SO I MADE A DEMOCRACY IN A DEMOCRACY SO YOU CAN VOTE WHILE YOU VOTE
yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg veggies yo can veget it
YO DAWG
YO DAWG I FARTED
yO mARIO I HEARD YOU LIKE THE COCKMEAT SANDWICH
YO DAWG
You dawg
yo dogg!! is that a 90's retro cut?!
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE SKRILLEX SO WE PUT YOUR IPOD IN A BLENDER SO YOU CAN LISTEN TO SKRILLEX WHILE YOU LISTEN TO SKRILLEX
Yo Dawg its called a shit you either give it or you dont For me the choice is obvious
yo dawg
YO DOGG
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
i heard you like cameras so i put a camera inside your camera so you can take a photo while you take a photo
hah? proposal praktikum
yo dawg I heard you like minecraft so we put a creeper in your neighborhood
yo dawg I heard you like the movie 'The Dictator'  so we put an aladeen in your aladeen so you can aladeen while you aladeen!
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg Welcome to cycling meme page
Yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU Like PRESENTATIONS SO WEre presenting a PRESENTATION ON ORAL PRESENTATIONS
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like fronts so we put a front in yo front so you can front while makin fronts
yo dawg i hear you like being fat? so i put calories in your calories so you can have more calories in your calories
Yo Dawg we put a Dog in yo Dog So you can dog your.....DAWG.. while your Dogging your...dawg??
yo dawg i heard you like functions so i made a function of your functions so you can derive whilst you derive
Yo dawg
other college students listening to our sunday internals story
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like bitches  so we put bitches inside of you're bitches :D
Yo dawg
yo dawg I heard you like facebook so we glued a book to your face so you could facebook while your face is booked
yo dawg i we heard you like plot twists so we stuck a twist in a twist so we can blow your mind while we blow your mind.
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
NIEMASZ CCNA ? lol ;p
Did I hear copy and paste Within a copy and paste?
Yo dawg
Yo allien dawg
GTFO TURKS NOOBS
YO DAWG
and then I said I love you for your beauty not your booty
aye yo dog where the parties at
Yo Dawg I heard you liked coffee in your coffee so i put more bags at the coffee station for you
YO DAWG Heard you want to respond to that
Yo Dawg I Heard you like canned answers so i obama'd your romney and romney'd your obama so you could ignore the debate prompts
Wait wtf is a tweet?
Do not disturb me oR I WILL FIND YOU
Yo DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like breakdowns so breakdown of sanity added a breakdown within a breakdown within a breakdown
Yo Dawg I heard you don't like house music
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i herd you don't like cars why dawg?
yo dawg
M'tha a i ke bo detyrat
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE TOOLBARS
Yo dawg
yo dawg 
yo dog
man
YO DAWG
and then they said We'll release the crack september 25th
yo dawg
Yo dawg 
that shit is dumb!
Yo dawg I heard you like ms bennett your retarded man
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
I heard Ice Cube say that he's cooler than beer
yo dawg i heard you like skyrim so i took an arrow to your knee
yo dawg i heard you liked inception
yo dawg
I always laugh at my mistakes pardon me as I laugh in your face
yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg i heard you like swangin lincolns so i put a lincoln in your buick so you can swang while you swang
yo dawg i heard you like being a douchebag so i put a douche in your bag so you can be a douchebag with your douchebag
SO I HEARD YOU NEED A VICE PRESIDENT . . WHY DONT YOU VOTE SHEIKHMATA ?
yo dawg
YO viktor
yo dawg i heard you like gta san andreas so i killed your mom
yo dawg look at my face
yo dawg i heard you made over 400k memes so i disliked em all
Yo Dawg
Yo DAWG i heard you liked to like statuses
Yo Dawg I heard you got fired from your job SO imma give you a job right after your wife is done giving me a  blow job
yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
Nabaga Raitis Lohs
yo dawg i heard you have problem remembering the mnemonic devices so i made a mnemonic device for you to remember your mnemonic devices
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
So i heard you like fixes so i put a crackfix in your crackfix so you can fix your fixed crack with your crack fix
Yo Leichttractor what you say? Fire damage
I heard you like TEch House Clubs So I put a club in your club
yo dawg i heard you wanna be batman so i gave you throat cancer and made you an orphan
Yo DAWG! WE heard yo like kids so we made yo wife pregnant
you want to play a game where you interact with other people while you wait for a game where you interact with other people?
Yo dawg
Yo dowg  Maeby ur just a big pauli gayboi
Yo
yo dawg  i heard you like paying taxes so taxed you tax paying so you could pay taxes while paying your taxes
yo dawg i heard u like Vampires so i filled your bathtub with your own blood so you can drink your blood while you bleed
yo dawg i heard u like vampires so i filled your bathtub with your own blood so you can drink your own blood wile you bleed
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
(o)>- ((o)>-)>-
yo dawg
I heard you like screenshots so i took a screenshot of your screenshot
Yo dawg i heard you screaming yolo! so i took your name out of the book  of life so you die when you die when you're living only once
yo dawg i heard you screaming yolo so i took you name out of the book of life so you die when you die when you're living only once
Yo Dawg your grammar sucks
Yo DAWg
justin bieber makes good music hahaha joke!
mas wn que ver el partido de chile
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like memes so i put a meme in your meme
yo dawg i heard you like justin bieber so i had a crap on your ipod so you can listen to shit while you listen to shit
יו דוג
Yo dawg we heard you liked parties so we put a party in your party !
They asked for admin and they got it!
Yo dawg heard you like rpgs so i took one and killed you
YOU DAWG
YO DAWG
YO dawg
yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg i heard you like inception so i put a dream inside your dream about a dream so you could dream about dreaming while you dream
Yo dawg! i heard you don't know who i am. i'm the dawg that says
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
you sure thats your girlfriend? because I hit that last night!
you dawg
yo dawg
Dawidowski kurwo wisisz mi hot dog'a
YO DAWG
yo dawg
you dawg i heard you like call of duty so i signed you up to fight in Afghanistan
she says she dont want the d naaa she wants the d
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like samples
Yo dawg
what money?
what money?
Yo dawg i heard you like to teleport so we put a teleport in yo teleport
Yo dawg! I heard that you're like to doing updates  so i put the updates into updates and now you can update while you update
And than I told him... We'll have a look into it !!!
Yo dawg
Yo dawg There were no engineers available
yo dawg i heard you like sub-forums so i added a sub-forum to the sub-forum in the forums sub-forum
yo dawg i heard you like apples? i'm off tomorrow  how you like dem apples?
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like stardust dragon so i'm playing my starlight road on you
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i heard you like memes so i made you fat as hell
yo dawg
That racist daWG EVEN SHIT' BLACK
SKRIllex do drumnbasstep
yo dawg
Yo Jana
Yo dawg
Yo dawg Glaziers fan made a post
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard u like pizzas
Yo my close acquaintance of African-American ethnic background
Yo dawg I heard you like meetings
Yo dawg that fart can dont make yo honda fast!
Kurz mal  dr&#252;berb&#252;geln Gegner einfach zu schlecht
I head you like vacations So I put a vacation on your vacation so you can vacation while you vacation.
you dawg
Yo Dawg Im here to pimp your ride
Yo dawg
not bad  still a faggot
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
I herd u like metaphors so i used a metaphor on a metaphor so you can metaphor while you metaphor the metaphor
yo dawg
Yo dawg 
yo dawg
nah you gay
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
you shit hhh
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG
Yo DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE DP'S So WE Put A DP IN YO DO THAT ISn'T A DP BUT IS STILL A DP THAT YOU CAN USE LIKE A DP
Your RB Scored 3 TD's YOU LEFT HIM ON THE BENCH
yo dawg
yo dawg
That's my page
yo dawg I heard you like Avengers more than Dark knighT Rises So I gave your number to a gay guy
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo DaWg I heard you like tanking. So I have you tanking a tank. So that you can tank a tank while you're tanking.
Yo llvi team
JADI KOAS GAMPANG? YANG BENER AJA LU!
yo dawg
Ho Dawg getting old and gay
Yo dawg I heard you like demon fang So I took your demon fang and added a demon fang to make a double demon fang
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo dawg I put a browser in your browser so you can browse while you browse
Yo Dawg Just Answer My Question.
I heard you like pie So I said no
yo dawg
yo dawg i herd keegan won a joust so i gave him a cookie
Yo dawg i heard you like COMPRESSION so i compressed a commpresion video so you can learn to commpress while you commpress
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
yo dawg give this shit a rest
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like smoking bongs
Yo Dawg i heard you like blast radius so i put a blast radius in your deck so you can nuke while you nuke
Yo dog I heard you like philly boinken so we put a philly on your boinken so you can philly while you boinken while you philly boinken
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Yo dawg
Yo DAWG What's up? CATSUP
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE FALLACIES
Yo dawg i heard you like to blow games so i gave you a whistle to blow on while you blow games
yo dawg
YO DAWg i heard you like books so i put a book in your book so you can read while you read
YO DAWG I heard you like policies
yo dawg i heard you like no doubt so i put a doubt in your no so you'll know you'll have a no in your doubt
yo dawg i heard you like black chicks so i BUILT you a kfc
yo dawg i heard your bed was creaky so we gave you a screw driver so you can screw while you screw
Yo dawg She's playin you
YO DAWG
yo dawg! i heard you like football manager so i put a legendary games' archive in the dugout
even xzibit is laughing at australia
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE LDAP IN YOUR EC SO I... WAIT WUT?!
are you serious ?
yo dawg i heard you like tragoedia  so i discarded a tragoedia to steal your tragoedia and then tributed summoned tragoedia
Yo dawg i heard you like memes so we put a meme in your meme so you can understand while you understand
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you saiyan you were super? well I'm saiyan I'm super saiyan so that's saiyan I'm more super then you
Yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE PONIES SO I PUT YOUR LEAST FAVORITE SHOW WITH YOUR MOST VAVORITE SHOW.
Yo dawg i heard you like limiters
Yo dawg we heard you like 'yo dawg we heard you like ____so we ___'  so we put a 'yo dawg we heard you like ____so we ____' in your 'yo dog we heard you like ____ so we ____'
cool story bro no really cool story
YO DAWG
joke yun? last mo na yan ahh
Yo Dawg i heard you like administrators so we got you four administrators so you can administrate while you administratin and the same time
Yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE GAMES IN YO GAMES SO WE PUT GAMES IN YO GAMES SO YOU COULD PLAY GAMES WHILE PLAYING GAMES
YO DAWG
test test
yo dawg i heard you like lounging so i put a lounge in your lounge so you can lounge in your lounge while you lounge
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE BATMAN SO I BOUGHT YOU A PORTABLE DVD PLAYER SO YOU CAN WATCH BATMAN ON IMAX WHILE YOU WATCH BATMAN ON A SMALLER SCREEN
Yo Dawg
hey
Yo dawg ! i heard u like babies so i knocked up your mom !
YO dawg
Yo dawg
So i said 'sure i'll wear a condom' then broke out the tiger balm as lube...
dafuq did i just read
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg heard you liked messaging
Yo Dawg I heard you like calendaring your calendars  so i got you three calendars for your calendar
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg! ya know what bruthas do atda sex? 25 da lyfe!
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you so famous Yo fans got fans so they can fangirl your fangirls while fangirls fangirl over ginzo
yo dawd
yo dawg
Yo dawg
wtf did you just say?
so i reversed the text yo dawg
yo dawg i heard u like horses so we got u a brand new unicorn
yo dawg
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo deedee i hear you like to push buttons so i grew a couple for you
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE COD
Yo dawg
yo dawg we heard you like complaining so we complained about your complaining
YO DAWG
Good Afternoon Gentlemen one was informed you like camping So i burnt down ones home
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg Olen kuulnud
Yo Dawg
buh wa de ass janpack?
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like scrums So we put a scrum in your scrum so you can scrum while you scrum
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
lol
YO DAWG
yo dawg i heard you like the shire so i drilled out your brain and took a dump in the hole
Yo dawg you know that tweet? well i retweeted the retweeted retweet
yo dawg
Yo Dawg I heard you like children so i had SEX WITH YOUR DAUGHTER
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg i heard u like nirvana So i put a shotgun in your shotgun so u can kill yourself while u kill yourself
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i heard u chinese so i put a dog in yo human and a human in yo dog so you can eat yo dog and yo human at the same time
I HEARD U LIKE PULP FICTION SO I PUT PULP FICTION IN YOUR PULP FICTION SO U CAN WATCH PULP FICTION WHILE U WATCH PULP FICTION
I HEARD U LIKE HALO SO I PUT A HALO IN YOUR HALO  SO U CAN RAGE WHILE U RAGE
YO DAWG
Yo dawg i heard you was good at call of duty so we enlisted you in the army
I HERAD YOU LIKE SPOILERS SO I PUT A SPOILER INT HE NEXT ROOM
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i wanna wish you a happy birthday so i wrote happy birthday on your cake with my own personal white frosting. enjoy!
Yo dawg i heard you LIKE DUBSTEP sO I PUT SOME METAL IN A BLENDER SO YOU CAN WOB WOB WHILE YOU WOB WOB
YOU MAD! YOU MAD!
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you need remote access so we got you remote access for your remote access so you can request remote access while you remote access
yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like drinking So I put a drank in yoir drink so yuo cna get drnk.... awww fukk it
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg buy a bong saver
Then Seba said   joe maw2ouf !
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg we heard you like being late so we left without you
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like going to 7/11 at 7:11 on the date 7/11.
yo dawg I heard you like stealing other peoples memes
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i herd you like drifting so i turned your mom into a 240
yo dawg i herd you like hella flush so i put a toilet in your  passenger seat
yo dawg
Yo dawg Where you takin my chicken?
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg we heard you didnt like anything so why am i here
Yo dawg
PIMP YOUR RIDE? CANT AFFORD MY OWN
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg i heard you liked gifts so i put a gift inside your gift
Yo dog I heard you like to counter my counters So i countered your counter with a counter
Yo dawg
i rap lol
yo dawg Ashawanabufontonquibalafondelarequandrala ...I'd tap that!
Yo DAWG
Yo dawg I heard you crack cocaine So I dissolved powered cocaine in either
you made it to the airfield? now try to leave alive
yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like dubstep  so we put dubstep in your dubstep so you can wub whie you wub
HOme Work? WHAT HOMEWORK
HEY MAN! WHATCHYALL DOIN?
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like foreign policy so i made you read john Locke's writing about the indians
yo dawg we heard you like monkeys
Yo dawg heard you were bored So I filled Your pool with bark
yo dawg
yo dawg i know diablo 3 sucks
yo DAWG
Yo Dawg I Heard you like Kids So i put a kid in yo kid
NWS DIFFICULT? we learn that at kindergarden
Yo Farid
YO DAWG
yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
i gots a  new show on b.e.t. - 'pimp my black ass'
i  gots  a  new  show   on  b.e.t
Yo dawg i heard you liked deathrun
YO daWg
Ever been so high you wanna eat a niggas face me either
Yo dawg
yo dawg  I heard you like biomedical science
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG I put boxcutter knife in your box
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg I heard you like to go hard in the paint
YO DAWG
Hey...Guess what You gets to cover my healthcare. with all my drinking
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE TO GO OUTSIDE SO I DESTROYED YOUR COMPUTER
Saw a cat standing in mourning over the body of her kitten today. It was one of the saddest things I've ever seen.
yo dawg i heard you like children so me and yo wife made one for you
YO DAWG U FUNNY
yo dawg you reap what you sew
yo dawg i heard you like networks so i put networks in your network so that your network can efficiently network
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like knifin' so we put a knife on yo gun so you can knife while you shoot
YO DAWG
yo dawg
YO DAWG we herd you liek accounts so we put an account on your account so you can account while your account IN YOUR ACCOUNT!
yo dawg
YO DAWG  YA MISSED SNOW SATURDAY LAST WEEK  WHAT CLUB DID YOU GO TO.SO YA HAVNT HEARD ABOUT THE ONESIE PARTY THIS WEEK OR THE BEER PONG TABLES SAD
yo dawg
Yo DaWG
Yo dawg
Yo
yo dawg i heard you like sonic the hedgehog so i got you a mario game
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
YO ADWG
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yO WAULF
yo dawg they need to make anotha defjam fight for new york type game
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like updaters. so I put an updater in your updater
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg I heard you like talking shit So i put shit in your shit while you're talking shit
yo dawg i heard u made $42 million last year and u real madrid's top scorer y u playin like garbage now?
Yo dawg i heard you like streams
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE ERIC
And I told her Her OPinion mattered
I HEARD YOU LIKE POKEMON SO I PUT A POKEMON INSIDE YO POKEMONS ASS
Do You know way they call it pms? Cauz mad cow disease was already taken..
Yo
yo dawg i heard you hate the jets well they got tim tebow now
Yo dawg I heard you like the wild ones oooooooo
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like yo dawg so we put yo dawg on yo dawg so you can yo dawg while you yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you were nostalgic So i made your morrowind game with oblivion graphics so you can enjoy it like a remake
Yo dawg
Yo daWg I heard you like chicken wings so I fried you some chicken wings While eating chicken wings and ordered an extra box of chicken wings to go in the freezer with the rest of the frozen chicken wings
yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg! i heard you like social networks. so i put a social network in your social network. #glassdor #facebook
yo sockus
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like fma so I put edward cullen with edward elric so he can sparkle while you sparkle
YO DAWG
yo dawg
YO DAWG
wait so your saying that pimp my ride was a good show!?
YO DAWG
I'm gonna eat yo face
Yo dawg i heard you like comuters so I sent you a virus
Yo dawg we heard you like hoovers so we removed all your oxygen so you can vacuum in a vacuum
Dude! you're gettin' a dell
Yo Dawg
Yo Tom
yo dawg
yo dawg
yO DAWG
Yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU'RE TRYING TO TAKE ME DOWN SO I FORWARDED OUR EMAILS TO THE BOSS
yo dawg i heard you like food so i made hungryhoo.com so eating is way easier
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like roulettes so i got you a curve generated by a curve rolling on another curve
yO DAWG IM BLACK SO I LIKE KFC
You dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like to wait  k
Yo Dawg. You call me a souless
Yo  dawg i heard you like lanisters so we put lanisters inside lanisters and made more lanisters and called it game of thrones
yO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE LUMBER SO WE ADDED LUMBER TO YOUR LUMBER SO YOU CAN LUMBER WHILE YOU LUMBER
Yo dawg i heard you like kids so i called the police
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like one direction so i recorded gay sex for you to play in your car
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like sdks so i put smartphone emulatoes on your smartphones so you can swipe while you swipe
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE EMINEM SO WE PUT M&MS WITH YOUR EMINEM SO YOU CAN EAT M&mS WHILE WATCHING YOUR EMINEMS
YO DAWG
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yo dawg i heard you like reading so 
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg
Yo dog
SH*T BLEW MY MIND
SH*T BLEW MY MIND BROTHER
yo dawg i heard you like one direction  gay
Yo dawg everyone loves seeing your workout progress
I Don't Always listen to mac miller but when i do it means every other rap artist retired
Yo DAWG
yo dawg i heard you like chinese food so i took your dog and made some soup
Yo DawG I heard you like Children So i called the cops
YO DAWG
i heard you like bankruptcy so i bankrupted your firm you can file bankruptcy while you practice bankruptcy
yo dawg
Yo Dawg I herd you like GAMES SO I SENT YOu an farmville invitation
yo dawg
Yo zuma
yo dawg i heard you like wet dreams so i brought you a water bed so you can dream while you are wet
you dawg i heard yolo so i brought you a cat
yo dawg i ehard u can't spel so i'll giv u lesons
yo dawg i heard you like bad boys so i sent you to jail
yo dawg i heard there was a bear on your bed  so i called chuck testa
yo dawg i heard you like gorilla heads so i called chuck testa
yo dawg i heard you like suprises look behind you
yo dawg i hear you like dubstep so i killed you
you dawg i heard you like jerking off so i jerked you off you jerk off
yo dawg
yo dawg we heard you like small text so we put it all on the bottom row so you have to squint your eyes
Kurt Calleja? a chance to win eurovision? BBITCH PLEASE!
Yo dawg i got some some alcohol so you can clean alcohol with alcohol
yo dawg i heard you like young women so i enrolled you in elemnetary school
yo dawg i heard you like donuts so i called the cops
yo dawg i hear you like dubstep so i killed you
yo dawg i herd you like batman so i killed your parents
YO DAWG I HEAR YOU LIKE PLAYING SHACO SO WE GAVE SHACO A SHACO SO YOU CAN PLAY SHACO WHILE YOU PLAY SHACO
yo dawg i heard you like synthesizers SO WE PUT A MOOG IN YO GOOGLE SO YOU CAN MOOG WHILE U GOOGLE
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
YO DAWG
Yo dawg we heard you like installing so we put an installer in your installer so you can install while you install
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i heard you like your car so i stole your car
Yo Dawg I heard you like samples So i put a sample of a sample in your samples to be sampled
yo dawg i heard you like diablo 3 so we got you error 37
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE KERSER SO WE CURSED THE KERS SO HE CAN CURSE WHILE HE'S DOIN THE KERS
yo dawg
YO Dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
Yo Davey WE're Not Normal
yo dawg
Yo dawg heard you like procrastinating .........
you dawg
Yo dawg
Gravity
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like carly rae jepsen So i took a s*ht on your iphone so you can 'call me maybe'
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg I HEARED YOU GOT PREGNANT SO WE CALLED MTV
yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE JUICE SO I PUT JUICE IN YOUR JUICE SO YOU CAN DRINK JUICE WHILE YOU DRINK JUICE
YO DAWG
hahaha  you should be revising
Yo Dawg I heard you like when people say 'Yo Dawg' So I put dadawgwg inside of dawg so you got three
YO DAWG
I LOOK LIKE CHAD WARDEN ...COS I'M BLACK
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like workarounds so i put a workaround in your workaround so you can work around the other workaround that I gave you
Yo
You just ordered a big mac that diet coke wont help
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
the usage of incorrect memes is too damn high
yo dawg I heard you like swimming so I sunk your boat
Yo DAWG
yo dawg i heard u liek difficult games try to log in to diablo 3
Yo Dawg
yO dAWG
I LOVE THE SS SUM OF SQUARED DEVIATIONS FROM THE MEANS 
YO DAWG
YO DAWG I SEE YOU'RE TRYING TO TROLL SO HOW'S THAT GOING?
Yo dawg I heard you Like Rick O'Donnell So We Put A rick o'donnell group in the rick o'donnell group so you can rick o'donnell while you rick o'donnell
you submitted your 1987 ford escort for 'pimp my ride'? yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE BIJECTIONS SO I PUT A FUNCTION IN YOUR FUNCTION SO YOU CAN HAVE A BIJECTION WHILE YOU BIJECT
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Wayne Gretzky i heard you like hockey records so here is a record for having records
YO DAWG
You dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg I heard you're being attacked by people who hate your freedom so i passed a law that'll take away your freedom all in the name of securing your freedom
yo dawg
and then he said torres scored against barcelona
Yo SHOON
YO DAWG I HEARD KOOTRA WAS A SCUMBAG
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
i shat my pants so what?
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like polls so i put a tax on yo pole so you can pay while you vote.
then i said you call that a sandwich?
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Obama
yo dawg i heard you like toast so i put a toasTer in your toaster so you can toast toast while you toast toast
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKED TOOLBARS SO WE PUT A TOOLBAR IN YOUR TOOLBAR SO YOU CAN SEARCH FOR TOOLBARS WITH YOUR TOOLBAR
I heard you like contracts So we are giving you a contracts exam on top of a contracts exam so you can study contracts
Yo yo martin Baggin it up with amanda
Obligatory Dog
Yo DAWG
YO DAWg
I heard your hard drive has been full for a while... so by the time you buy another hard drive you'll need another hard drive...
yo dawg..i heard dat u hv no balls
yo dawg i heard you liked spooning with spoons so we put spoons in your kitchen so you can spoon with a spoon while spooning
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Matthew Catterall
Ice cube dawg? that's cold.
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawG
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like 18 and abused so we raped ur sis
yo dawg i heard you like to run so...  we stoled your car
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you have hallucinations so i gave your hallucinations hallucinations so you can have hallucinations while your hallucinations have hallucinations
HOMEWORK? I DIDNT KNEW THAT FACT
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
i would not drive a single one of those cars i pimped.
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE LEAVING ME ALONE SO I LEFT YOU ALONE WHILE YOU'RE LEAVING ME ALONE
Yo  dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i heard you like invisible
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg
Epiphany Not just a name black people give their daughters
you play pokemon in the leadership lounge! man yall some damn nerds!
Yo dawg so i heard you like clean lockers
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg is there more underneath
Yo dawg So I hear you think you're cool because you can make memes now
YO DAWG
Yo DAWG i thought bhavir and pri were together
yo dawg i heard you dont like when i comment on your comment so you commented on you comment to tell me not to comment
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like the bobcats so I put you in a mental asylum
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE BAKING SO WE PUT CAKES IN YOUR CAKES SO YOU CAN EAT CAKES WHILE EATING CAKES
YO DAWG
yo dawg i heard u like chelsea so enjoy europa league
YO dawg
Yo DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you liked burgers so i got you some of cartmans ass burgers
Yo dawg i heard you like xenoblade chronicles so i destroyed yo world to recreate yo world to destroy yo world again
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE DEADLIEST CATCH SO WE PUT A NIGERIAN IN YOUR BED AND MADE YOU HAVE RAW SEX
yo dawg i heard you wanted a mouse  so i gave you a mouse for your mouse so your mouse and your mouse can mate
Yo dawg i heard you like build threads so i put a build thread in your build thread you you can talk about your build thread in your build thread
YO MAN THATS NOT RIGHT
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i heard you like cults  so i put a cult in your cult so you can join mahoishi's cult
Yo dawg i heard you are a hipster from the 80's So i put on indiana jones so you can watch indie while you indie
yo dawg i heard you're a hipster from the 80's so i put on indiana jones so you can watch indie while you indie
pimp yo mind foo! ain't no one care about your ride any more...
YO DAWG
yo DAWG
YO
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo DAWG WE HURT YOU'RE REBECCA BLACK SO WE PUT A FRONT SEAT IN THE BACK SEAT SO YOU CAN SIT IN THE FRONT SEAT WHILE YOU SIT IN THE BACK SEAT
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
yuko face
HAHAH... NO I DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN JESUS I JUST WEAR THIS CROSS TO LOOK COOL.
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE 420 SO WE INFORMED ALL COMPANIES TO RANDOM DRUG TEST NEXT WEEK.
Yo dog we heard you liked cars so we put a car in your car so you can drive while you drive
yo dawg
YO DAWG i heard you liked football so we got you a football
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo
yo Dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg I heard you liked purple So I gave you some purple with your purple
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like mud flaps so we replaced em with two 15 inch monitors!
Yo dawg I'm chuggin a beer
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
you dumped her through the drive thru order screen?
Yo dawg I'm serious
yo dog
yo dawg i heard you like family
yo dawg
yo dog
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like reports so i put a report in your report so you can matlab while you latex
He said
I heard you like policy so i made a policy for how to make policy
yo dawg i just shit my pants
Yo dawg i heard you like glasses so we got you some glasses so you can look at your siblings in glasses look at you in glasses with glasses
yo dawg i heard you like cars so we stole yours lol sry
Yo Dawg
Yo marian i heard you like bags so we put a bag in a bag in another bag when it really is only a bag in a bag
Yo Dawg i heard you like cats
yo dawg
And I Told Her  I Won't Drink No More
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG SHIT JUST GOT REAL
yo dawg
spreadsheets yep
Yo dawg I heard you wanted instructions So we put instructions in your instruction product
Yo dawg I heard you don't want synthetics to kill organics.  So I made synthetics to kill organics so organics don't make synthetics to kill﻿ organics
yo dawg so i heard you liek mudkipz
Yo daWg i Heard You like the vacaTions So i put a vacaTions in your Vacation so You can rest. WHen You rest
YO dawg i heard you like sniping snipers  so i put a sniper in your sniper so you can snipe while you snipe
YO DAWG
Yo dawg  I heard yo like mudkips so i put a mudkip in yo mudkip so you meme while you meme
yo dawg
NASRI:I WILL WIN TROPHY'S kEEP DREAMING
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like shapes so i put shapes in yo shapes so you can do math while you do math
YO DAWG
Yo dawg I heard you like being Sarcastic  So I put some sarcasm in your sarcasm so you can be sarcastic while being sarcastic while your sarcastically being sarcastic
Yo dawg
Yo DAWG I HEARD you... might want to put some vinegar in your eye
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE SANDWICHES SO I PUT A BLT IN BLT SO YOU CAN EAT WHILE YOU EAT
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE DOUBLE SANDWICHES SO I PUT A BLT IN YOUR BLT SO YOU EAT WHILE YOU EAT
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like books so we put words on your words so you could read while you read
Yo dawg
i put a facebook meme on your facebook so you can facebook while you meme
Yo dawg
Yo dawg I hear you like the gay jokes
YO arianna l.
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE GAMES SO I PUT A COMPUTER IN YOUR GAME SO YOU CAN PLAY GAMES WHILE PLAYING A GAME
yo dawg i heard you need webex so i broke your $@!% Meeting
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg!  I heard you like Yogurts.
you know what HOLIDAY confuses me? father's day
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg! Put conor in the arcadia dm!
yo dawg
Yo Dawg I heard you like guns blaow!! how you like 'em now?
yo dawg i heard you like robots and bill cosby so i put bill cosby in a robot
yo dawg i heard you like having sex so i put the sex in ur sex so that you have sex while having sex
yo dawg i heard you like spiderman so i pushed you off a building
I heard yo like devil may cry so
Yo dawg
yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE MEGA MENUS SO I PUT A MEGA MENU IN YOUR MEGA MENU SO YOU CAN MEGA MENU WHILE YOU MEGA MENU
Yo DaWg
Yo dawg
وي هيرد يو لايك ارابيك انجلش  سو وي بوت ارابيك ليترزان يور انجلش لانجويدج سو زات يو كان ارابيك وايل يو انجلش
yo dowg i heard you like dogs so we put a dog in your dog
YO dawg
yo dawg!!!! cant           pimp       yo  face!!!!
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
YO DAWG
great news! in n out now accepts food stamps!
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
NOBODY BOUGHT THE COURIER.... SHIIIIIET.....
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you have low self esteem so we posted your photo to be judged by total strangers
Yo dawg
yO NOTCH
yo dawg i heard you like boo so i told boo and she said gtfo
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg That seadoo will get you tons of ass
Yo Dawg That seadoo will get you tons of ass
Yo Dawg  Something be stinky all up in this  this mofo
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE TO FIGHT SO I USED A RACIST SLUR OVER THE INTERNET
YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE MICROECONOMICS SO I PUT AN EXAM THE DAY AFTER THE EXAM!
yO DAWG
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
YO DAWG
fart in class.. how people look at you
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
YO dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
why don't white people like menthol cigarettes? the world will never know.....
yo dawg i heard you like chango studios so i put the samples up on the website
YESS YOUR A GANGSTER
just pimped your ride don't tell that it costs several thousand dollars
fart in class.. how people look at you
Yo DAWG
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg! I heard you like driving So I put a truck on your truck so you can drive while you drive
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like cars... oh
yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like projects so i put a project in your project so you can do your project while not actually doing your prroject
yo dawg i heard you like niggers so we sent your house to baltimore
You givin me a fine for my boots? Dam man thats racist
Yo Dog why so awkward?
yo dawg i heard you voted for obama hows that change!?
YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE BREAKS GTF BACK TO WORK
Yo dawg i heard you like skyrim so i shot you in the knee
yo dawg will you go out with me
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
The face we all try to hide when public safety is near by
Yo Dawg i heard you like functions so we put a function in your function
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE EHIBITS SO I PUT XZIBIT IN YOUR EXHIBIT SO YOU CAN EXHIBIT XZIBIT WHILE YOU'RE EXHIBITING XZIBITS EXHIBIT
yo dawg i heard you like acheron and w... wait
Yo dawg i heard you're stressed out from two weeks of midterms so we put room selection on the sunday between them so you can stress out while you're stressed out
I'm SO Swag you can nuts my fresh
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg (son)
yo dawg i heard u like facebook so i pasted ur faces to all your books. all of them
yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like exhibits so we put xzibit in yo exhibit so you can exhibit xzibit while you're exhibiting xzibits exhibit
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg I heard u like memes so i made a post about memes on YouMoz for backlinks for my memes
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you liked macs so i broke all your windows
Yo dawg i heard you liked rage comics so i made a rage comic about making rage comics
LOGan bilby 'come at me bro'
yo dawg i heard you like kony so i stole your child
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE WATER SO I PUT WATER IN YOUR WATER SO YOU CAN GET REFRESHED WHILE YOU GET REFRESHED
YO YO YOU WANT US TO PIMP YOUR RIDE MAKE IT START FIRST THE ASK FOR IT
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard about your mom's date
yo dawg
yo wifey
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo girl
yo girl
yo girl
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like nintendo so i sold your 360
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
Crazy bitches... they be crazy dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like sony so i sold your xbox 360 and got you a play station 2
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
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Yo dawg
yo girl
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
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yo dawg
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yo dawg i heard you liek mudkipz so i got you a pokemon egg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you liked timeouts so we put timeouts in your timeout so you can timeout while you timeout
yo dawg
yo dawg give me some of yo bagels
yo dawg you do need internet for this to work
yo dog i heard you like getting tatted up in peoples kitchens so we put HEPATITIS and mrsa in your HEPATITIS and mrsa infected kitchen so you get HEPATITIS and mrsa
Yo dawg I heard you were sick SO we put Student health on the steepest hill on campus So you can't make it there when you already can't make it there
Yo dawg I heard therealciel likes spongebob so we made ciel liking spongebob canon
Yo dawg
yo dawg   i heard  you like mickey mouse so i made him interrupt you
yo dawg  i heard you like q tips so i put q tips in q tips til it got big
yo dawg i heard its your birthday so i put a cake in your car so if you get into accident you can have your cake and eat it too!
you like it like that? never heard that damn song
yo dawg
yo dawg  i heard you like the wild ones
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg we heard you liked whitney    so we got you some coke
yo dawg  i heard u like music so i put music in your music box and music box music
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
Yo kony
YO DAWG
YO DAWG. DIDNT HEARD WHAT U LIKE SO WE RAPED U
Yo dawg
yo dawg
YO DAWG
Yo dawg! we heard you like to cycle so we got you a cycler that can be accessed from another cycle so you can cycle while you cycle
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like golf so i put some golf clubs in your car so you can drive while you drive
yo dawg
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yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like cliffhangers so we...
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yo dawg i heard you like ignorant people meet trent
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YO DAWG
yo dawg i herd you like joints so i put some roaches in your joint so you can smoke a joint while you smoke a joint
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yo dawg i heard you liked walking so i stole your car from your car so you can walk while you walk
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I just took a huge shit
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Yo Dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like Wikis
Sorry little baby did i make u cry
so then mr trussel said next time and i'm out. again..
YO DAWG i HEARD YOU LIKE HANGING AROUND so i hung your family
yo dawg i heard you like to have fun so I put you on a southwest flight
Yo dawg
YO dawg i heard you like memes so i put a meme in your meme so you can meme while you meme
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG
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YO DAWG I HEARD U LIKE STARBUCKS SO WE put starbucks in yo starbucks so u can drink starbucks while u drink starbucks
Yo DAWG Drop that bass
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
you think i am mad?
YO DOG HURD U LYKE RAEP :3
yo dawg I heard you like runnin so I gave you the runs while your running
Yo Dawg I read your tweet and I tweeted what you tweeted to people so they can tweet
Yo Dawg I HEARD YOU LIKED ALCOHOL SO I PUT SOME VODKA IN THE BEER IN YOUR VODKA TO MAKE VODBEERKA
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg!! I heard you like canada! so i put some canada in your canada so you can enjoy canada while your in canada!
yo dawg i heard you like ipads so we put some ipads in your ipads so you can moonwalk while you moonwalk.
YO DAWG WE HEARD YOU LIKE HAVING FUN SO WE PUT FUN INTO FUN SO YOU CAN HAVE FUN WHILE HAVING FUN
yo dawg i heard you like climbing so i went hung yo family off a cliff
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo tbb
yo dawg i heard you like birthday cards
Yo DAWG
Yo Dawg
YO dawg i heard you like metal gear
Yo DAWG
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like buttons so we put some buttons in your buttons so you can roar while you roar.
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you liek explosions so i put an explosion in your explosion
i heard you like torsin so i put dystonia in your cystic fibrosis so you can suffer while you suffer
yo dawg
Yo Dawg we heard you like Tv so we put a TV on your TV to watch the TV while watching TV
yo Candice !!! I know you ain't get much sleep last night  So today we gonNA make your trunk into a pull out bed ... Yo we bout to pImp yoUr ride !
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE ROGER WILLIAMS sO i raised your tuition so you can pay off loans while you pay off loans
yo dawg i heard you like corn flakes so we put flakes on flakes so you can flake while you flake
yo dawg i didn't hear that joke you said but dawg was it funny
yo dawg i didn't hear that joke but dawg was it funny
yo dawg i heard you like dominion so i put a throne room in your throne room so you can village while you village.
yo dawg you heard monica lewinski is back right? Guess she heard we gotta brotha in the white house.
yo dawg the bay area gave up j-lin??? they definitely get stupid up over there.
yo dawg you see the rock is straight up bald now??? played his hair loss perfect... had me fooled.
yo dawg you see what that harry potter kid can do with his tongue? sucka! why did you look???
suckaballa be fresh!
yo we heard you wanted the uca memes page taken down so we left it up
Asked Why I voted for obama Come on man
Yo dawg
Yo DAWG
yo dawg i heard you like fluffy fingers... ...you want fluffy fingers?
yo dawg i heard you like watching tv so i pointed a camera at your tv so you can watch your tv on tv
Yo dawg I heard your name is EVAN O'QUIGLEY
YO
Yo Dawg I heard you LIKED TO-DO APPS SO I PUT A TO-DO APP IN YOUR TO-DO APP
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
YO TARIK DAWG   HAPPY BIRTHDAY
yo dawg i heard you like y u no meme so i put a y u no on my meme so you can ask y u no while you know y u no like this meme anymore
hey guy may god grant you many years
Que movidas ? feikson
YO DAWG
yo dawg
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Yo DAWG
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yo dawg I heard you like dynamic offers so I put a presentation engine in your website
Yo dawg
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yo dawg heard you like cards so we put a card inside a card so you can read while you read
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE QUARTZ SO WE PUT SOME QUARTZ IN YOUR QUARTZ AND MADE A QUARTZITE
yo dawg we heard you like rainbow dash so we put a rainbow in your dash so you dash through a rainbow
Yo dawg i heard you like logging so i got u a notebook
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg you applying to nursing with a 3.9 gpa? time to switch to Psychology
Makes rowan meme facebook page dies
yo dawg
Yo dawg
So i put a valentine in your valentine so you can feel loved while your feelin loved
YO DAWG
Yo daawg
YO LIKE THESE GUYS JUST FOAMIN ALL OVER DA PLACE DAWG
yo dawg
YO rams
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you hate tanya vo so i made sure she followed you to sd and put her dorm right next to your lab
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i heard you like to protect the nature so we sent you 90 million years back to save the world
yo man
Yo Dawg I heard you like Steve swann memes about steve swann making a meme... so i made a meme about for people who like steve swann memes about steve swann making a meme!
You go to Trent? Yo Man
yo dawG
yo dawg i heard you like the wild ones
YO DAWG I HEARD U LIKE INCEPTION SO WE PUT A DREAM WITHIN YO DREAM
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like bees so we put some bees in your bees so you can troll while you troll.
you dawg
yo dawg i heard u like footnotes so i put footnotes on your footnotes so you can footnote while you footnote
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG
Yo DAWG
yO dAWG i HEARD YOU STUDY AT SOAS
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like women good luck!!!
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YO Dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like layouts So i put a layout in your layout so you can move your controls while you move your controls
Yo dawg
I heard you like barbies so I put barbie on the barbie so you can grill ken's girl on the grill
yo dawg
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yo dawg I herd you like backstory so i made a prequel to your prequel  so you can figure out what's going on while you read what's going on
in arts thinks he's important
It'll come to ya!
yo dawg
so i removed the top text
yo dawg
Yo Dawg i heard you like chicken and watermelon! Oh wait
YO GIRL
YO DAWG
Yo Fry
yo dawg
Evenin Niggas
Yo dawg i heard you like leather couches so we put a leather couch in your leather couch so you can sit on a leather couch while you sit on a leather couch
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
I heard you like nachos so i gave you jelly
Yo dawg mainaaa
'that was great!' 'yeah
yo dawg we heard you're oldschool so we put an alienware pc on your car.. under dos!
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i heard you like memes so i used em all
Yo dawg  i heard you like the wild ones
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg...I heard you like superficial So we got you superficial so you can...oh wait
YO DAWG! I HEARD YOU LIKE MY LITTLE PONY! *BROHOOF*
yo dawg
YO DAWG
yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE WASTING TIME  so i'll talk about wasting time so you can waste time while you learn about wasting time
YO DAWG
el shaawary fanboy
yo dawg i heard you like liam neeson movies so we put previews for neeson movies in the grey so you can watch liam neeson while you watch liam neeson
Yo Tony
Yo dawg...I heard you liked april so i took a shit on yo head
Yo dawg
yo dawg we hurd u liek forums so we put a forum inside a forum so you can post while you post
yo dawg i heard you liked hot dog in your spaghetti so i put spaghetti in your hot dog so you could eat them both at the same time
yo dawg
YO DawG I HEARD YOU LIKE CLOSETS SO WE GOT YOU A CLOSET FOR YOUR CLOSET SO YOU CAN PRETEND TO BE STRAIGHT WHILE YOU HIDE FROM THE COPS
YO DAWG
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Yo Dawg
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Yo DAwg
yo dawg herd u support acta so we burned your house and killed your family so you can die while you gtfo
yo dawg
yo dawg! i heard you like mechanical keyboards so i destroyed your old one!
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard YOU like screensavers
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
yo Dawg i heard you don't like women soooo...i killed your dad
YO DAWG! WHYS PRING SO GAY
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
#hashtag
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i herd you like sartre so we fixed yaw eyes!
don't be silly niigga... ...of course i like chicken
yo dawg i heard u like computer stuffs so i give you a calculator for krismas
YO DAWNG
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg i head u like shitty servers so i went and put vmware on ur servers so u cant do shit on ur piece of shit
yo dawg! we heard u like the imperial march and dogs so we made the vw super bowl commercial
Yo dawg
You dawg
Yo LLCO I heard you like lin biaoism SO I PUT A PLANE IN YOUR KHRUSHCHEVITE USSR SO YOU CAN REVISIONIZE WHILE YOU FLY.
Yo dawg I heard you Like Starbucks So I put javascRipt in your coffeescript So you can can compile  JavaScript from COFFEEscript with JavaScript
Yo dawg i heard you like my memes i deleted myself
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG We herd you like differentiation so we found the gradient of the gradient so you can differentiate while you differentiate
yo dawg i herd u like to drink so i put a drink in you drink so u can drink while u drink
Yo dawg I heard you like java classes so I put your class into a jar into a WAR into an ear so can't understant shit
Yo dawg i heard you like bars so i put a bar in your bar so you can get a drink while you're getting a drink
yo dawg
YO DAWG
just because it's black doesn't mean it won't work
yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like time So we put the Ocarina of Time in the Temple of Time so you can open the Door of Time and go to the Pedestal﻿ of Time while being the Hero of Time
Yo Dawg Put a bird on it!
yo dawg i herd you like drama so we got you your own personal gay guy so you can have drama in your drama
yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU MAKE BEATS SO I THREW AWAY YOUR BEAT HEADPHONES
yO DAWG I HEARD YOU MAKE BEATS SO I THREW AWAY YOUR BEATS HEADPHONES
yo girl
yo dawg i herd u like to solve mysteries so we shot ur family members then hid them all around ur neighborhood
Yo dawg herd u like turtles so i got you a pool
Yo dawg I herd you like prokaryotes So i put a prokaryote in yo prokaryote cuz i know you eukaryotes care yo
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG WE HERD YOU LIKE PRISONS SO WE PUT A PRISON IN YOUR PRISON
YO DAWG
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg you as high as i am right now??
i heard you like cars so we put car in your car
YO DAWG Fix the mv interact website.
Yo dawg! i heard you like phones so i put a phone in your phone so you can phone while you phone
YO DULEI
yo dawg
yo dawg! we heard you like knights of the old republic so we put the theme 'the old republic' into the game the old republic
Yo dawg heard you like tumblr so i pushed you down the stairs
Yo dawg
YO DOG
yo dawg i heard you like blood blisters so i kicked your feet out from under you
im mad? dog check yo girlfriend
YO dAWG WHO'S THAT GUY IN THE MIRROR.
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard your pc died
yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like lost so i crashed ur plane into a desert island
yo dawg i heard you like lost so i crashed ur plane into a deserted island
Yo dawg we herd you liked to camp on call of duty so we ripped out your eyes so you could watch us kick the shit of you
Yo dawg we heard you liked to camp in corners on call of duty  so We ripped your eyes into your pants out so you could watch us kick the shit out of you
I DON'T THINK SO tim
Yo dawg
PIMP YO DAWG
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKED CATS SO I RESPONDED TO ALOT OF KIJIJI ADS FOR YOU
Yo dawg i heard you like cheese so i made you a rat
Yo DAWG
Yo dawg
yo dawg i herd you like cars so we put a car in yo car so you can drive while you drive
yo dawg i heard you were dyslexic so i prut wrods in tihngs
yo dawg i heard you like loose women so we called your mother
yo dawg
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Yo Dawg
YO DAWG we heard you like crystal chen so we decked her and chummed the waters. ~Fizz
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE GIFTS
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like dem bitches so i asked santa to make u gay
Yo ADMIN
yo! dawg i heard that you like oyur dog so i kill it
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg
YO DAWGs
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE SKYRIM SO I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE
yo dawg i heard you like scars so i shot you
Yo dawg
yo dawg! we heard u like darth vader so we cut your limbs off
yo dawg
yo dawg
i was all like..... skeet skeet
yo dawg i heard you like xzibit so we put xzibit in your exhibition so you can exhibit xzibit while you exhibit
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Son Im 38  I wwebsite
Yo Dawg i heard you like RPG's
YO DAWG
i heard you like boxes
Yo dawg
Yo dawg.... I heard you like apple products. So we put steve jobs' corpse in your trunk
yo dawg i heard you like world of warcraft so i killed your friends
Yo Dawg I heard you like Fapping So i killed your Girlfriend
Yo Dawg!  I heard you like chocolate so we put chocolate in your chocolate
yo Dawg I heard you like apples so we put an Apple in you Apple so you can eat while you eat
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg I heard you liked loading Screens So we alt tabed the loading screen in swtor so you can see a loading screen for your loading screen
Yo dawg i herd u leik mvps so i put mvp in mvp so u could cheer for mvpmvp while you cheer for mvp.
Hurr open the durr
hurr open the durr
yo dawg i heard you LIKE santa so we told your kids the he ISN'T real
yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE FLOATING TARDIS?
i heard you wanna be as gangsta as 50 Cent so i shot you.
YO DAWg i heard you like chicken so i put chicken in your chicken so you can eat chicken while eating chicken
Yo Dawg I heard you like Rick Astley So I put a Rick Roll inside your Rick Roll so you could get Rick Roll'd while you get Rick Roll'd
Yo Dawg I heard you didnt do too well in math  So we killed you parents so they don't ground you
Yo dawg I heard you like Queues So I put a queue for billing so you can queue for paying before you queue for playing
Yo dawg I heard you like skyrim so i transferred your job to norway
Yo dawg
yo dawg  i heard you like me so we gave you free tv
Yo Dawg I heard you Like Queues.. So we put some queue in your queue
yo dawg
Yo dawg i herd you like fan fic so we put in a lindaaa in your tumblr so you can lindaaa while you lindaaa
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i herd u liek casey so i put a casey in ur house so u can casey while u casey
yo dawg i heard u like flash so i broke your iphone
Yo dawg i herd u like thank u cards so i put a card in ur card so u can read while you read
Yo Dawg
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
Yo Dubai
Yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo dawg i herd you like the acacia strain so we put the acacia in an acacia so you can strain while you strain
Harrison ford ...alien?
Yo dawg
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YO DAWG HEARD YOU GOT A 3998ns ON 3999 WTF SWEEPS
YO DAWG i HEARD YOU LIKE AVICII
Yo Dawg
yo dawg
YO dawg i heard it was your birthday so Im saying happy birthday faggot :]
Yo DAWg I Herd U Liek SEga so we put a sega in yo sega to play sega while u play sega
Yo dawg
I HEARD YOU LAIKE VIDEO GAMES SO I PUT ANOTHER GAME IN YOUR GAME
push a hipster down the stairs now look who's tumbling
yo dawg
yo dawg heard you like xzibit so we put xzibit in a exhibit so you can look at xzibit in a exhibit
Yo Dawg stop trolling
yo dawg
YO Dawg we heard you like mirrors  so we put mirrors on your mirrors
Yo Dawg I heard you got a tumblr account So I pimped your facebok
Yo DAWG
YO dawg I heard you like fm so I put an fm in your fm so you can play while you play
Yo dawg
Yo dawg heard u like dubstep so i fingered out your grandparents
yo dawg
yo dawg
Yo Dawg Heard you like esports
yo dawg i heard your a doctor so i gave your girlfriend a disease so you can figure it out
yo dawg that baby aint yours im that baby daddy
yo dawg i heard you like dawgs so i put a dawg in your dawg so you can dawg while you dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg! i heard u like tiny little text so we put some tiny little text in your tiny little text
yo dawg
Tony Ward? Yo dawg i heard he's a scrub
yo dawg

yo dawg i heard you're lol so i put a lol in your umad. so you can lol while umadbro
Yo dawg i heard you like putin so i put a ballot on yo ballt so you can vote while you vote
yo dawg i heard you like bf3 so we gave you input lag in your voip
you dawg i heard you like cod so i enlisted you into the military
Yo dawg i heard you liked facebook so i raped your face
yo dawg i heard you like maintenance
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg heard you like your sibling
Yo dawg
Yo Dawg I heard you took an arrow to the knee
YO DAWG
Yo dawg heard you were a scene kid so we put you in a movie so you can be seen in a scene while being scene
OMG MINECRAFT Lol r u kiding me
yo dawg i heard clair altman has 3 nipples .............
you dawg i heard you like celebrities so i got you a ticket for new years eve
Yo dawg i heard you like memes so we put a meme in yo meme
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i heard you like adventurin' well i got this shin arrow right here for ya knee
yo dawg i heard you like adventurin' well i got this shiny arrow right here for ya knee
Yo dawg i heard you like breakdowns so we put a breakdown in a breakdown so you can mosh while you're moshing
YO DAWG
yo dawd
Yo dawg I heard you liked canoes
yo dawg I HEARD YOU LIKE SPYRO so we made spyro hack spyro
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE MODELS SO I PUT MODELS IN YOUR MODEL
I heard you Like Skrillex so I gave you a song about skrillex by skrillex that's remixed by skrillex
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG I HERD YOU LIKE TO JUGGLE SO I PUT A BALL IN YO BALL SO YOU CAN JUGGLE WHILE YOU JUGGLE
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like skyrim So I gave you a rim in the sky so you can sky while you rim.
YO DawG
YO DAWG HEARD YOU LIKE MR. PACE SO I DREW MR. PACE
heard u like drinkin & drivin but only if the drink is blood
YO dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
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YO DAWG
Yo dawg I heard you had some problems with your Laptop SO we created a Committee to help you!!
Yo dawg
Yo dawg i heard you like turkey So i put a turkey in your turkey do you can eat the bird and the country
yo dawg i heard you like camping so you can be the pack mule
yo dawg i heard you liked energy certification so i made you learn two softwares for your thesis
Yo dawg i heard you like bethesda games so we put fallout in yo oblivion in yo skyrim so you can skyrim while you fallout
yo dawg
I herd Cxx too easy So i made T&& so you bind to rvalue while u lvalue
yo dawg we heard you like caulk so we gang raped you
Yo Dawg we heard  you like Food  So we put a spork on your fork so you can spoon while you eat
YO DAWG I HEAr YOU'RE A HAM SO I PUT SpAM IN YOUR RADIO
Yo dawg
Yo beltran
Yo dawg I heard you like surveys So I put a survey in your survey so you can survey while you survey.
yo dawg i heard you liked dying so i stabbed you in the face
YO DAWG
yo dawg i heard you liked dogs so from now on your names dawg
yo dawg i heard you like lava waves  so we put a lava wave on your lava wave so you can surf while you surf
yo dawg we heard you like lost so we crashed your place in the ocean
yo dawg i heard you like grey so i put grey inside grey so it can all be grey
yo dawg we heard you like racist dawg
Yo dawg
yo dawg... i heard u like dr house.. guess who has lupus now..
I heard you like CDOs So I put CDOs in your cdos and squared it all up
yo dawg i heard you like weed so i made a weed pipe so you can get high while getting high
yo dawg i heard you like jaguars so we put a jaguar in a jaguar while u can drive while u drive
yo dawg i heard you like your friends so i put your gang in a gang so you can laugh while committing crimes
Yo Dawg! I heard you like moodles! So i put a moodle inside a moodle
yo dawg
Yo dawg
yo cuzzo i heard you like being cuzzo so   i put a cuzzo in a cuzzo so you can cuzzo while you cuzzo
yo dawg! i heard you like smoking So i put your smokes in a smoker so you can smoke while you smoke
yo dawg! i heard you like five finger death punch So we're coming over to punch you to death
Yo dawg we heard you were dyslexic 696969
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE YO DAWG SO I PUT A YO DAWG IN YOUR YO DAWG SO YOU CAN YO DAWG WHILE YOU YO DAWG
Yo dawg
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YO DAWG
yo dawg i herd yo like yo momma so do i
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE REDBULL SO WE PUT SOME METH IN IT
yo dawg i heard you like last.fm so we put some last.fm ads on last.fm so you can last.fm while you last.fm
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
YO dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard you like to occupy
yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like doujutsu so I put a rinnegan in your sharingan
yo dawg i head you like wall ass so we got you a fupa
Yo Dawg i heard you like systemone... So we put a systemone in your systemone so you can enlist while you enlist!
Yo Dawg i heard you like d@#%s So i put a d@#$ in your d@#$ so you can fap while you fap
Yo dawg I heard you like children so we put children in yo living room so they can watch children
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE BATMAN SO WE KILLED YOUR PARENTS
yo dawn
Yo Dawg I heard you like German So verzeichneten wir Deutsch Phrasen
Yo Dawg i heard you like dreams Inception.
yo dawg
yo dawg
YO DAWG! S?YSZA?EM ŻE LUBISZ MIEĆ URODZINY
yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE YOUR DOG SO I PUT IT IN YOUR DOG SO YOUR DOG IS IN YOUR DOG
Yo DAWG I heard you like week in the week in the week.  So WE MAKE YOU wait week after week while week passes more by the week.....
YO DAWG
yo dawg
Did you hear about our new claim focal point?
Hey dawg i herd u like medicine so we put a corpse in ur car
Yo dragon nest I heard you like putting Unscheduled Maintenance in your Unscheduled Maintenance so we put an Unscheduled Maintenance in your Unscheduled Maintenance so you can do Unscheduled Maintenance while you Unscheduled Maintenance
yo dawg i herd u like packing so i put a pack in your pack so you can pack while you pack
Yo dawg
Yo DAwg! I HEard you like joggin'..... so i stole yo car!!!
bro you cold cuz ur Mom is cold too
yo dawg i heard you like xbox
Yo dawg I heard you like the bible So i used the bible to prove the validity of the bible so you can use the bible when you're proving the bible
yo dawg i heard you like KFC chicken so we made your bun chicken inside your bun so you could eat chicken while you are eating chicken
yo dawg you're too angry
yo dawg you're too angry
yo dawg
yo dawg i herd you like bacon so we murdered kevin bacon and cut  off pieces of his stomach  so you can eat bacon while you eat bacon
Yo dawg
WHat did you say about pimp my ride
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg you're too angry
yo dawg you didn't need to get mad
Yo dawg i heard u dropped 2 points so we put 2 points in ur 2 points so u can 2 points while u 2 points
yo Dawg! I heard you smoke a lot weed so i admitted your ass to rehab
Yo dawg
Yo DAWG. I heard you like drones.  So i pimped yo drone!
Yo Dawg I heard you Like complaining So I made a complaint about your complaint so we can complain about complaining
Yo Dawg I heard your bike is held together with zip-ties so we hookED YOU UP WITH glue
YO DAWG
YO DAWG
YO DAWG
yo dawg
yo dawg! I heard you voted for obama so we took all your money and gave it to bums
Yo dawg! I heard you like to free-base so can i hit that?
yo dawg! I heard you sell weed so can you front me an oz?
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Yo dawg you say you're so funny so i told everyone you're a joke.
this cracka wants ip addresses?
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
YO DAWG
Yo dawg
My favorite country in africa? Bambaataa
Yo dawg
yo dawg I heard you like the double rainbow guy
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
Hey dawg
Yo dawg
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YO DAWG
Yo jobs
Yo Dawg
YO DAWG I heard you like History so we let you study the History of History so you can study History while you study History
YO DAWG
yo Dowg
YO  SHANDY
yo dawg we heard you like speakers so we put speakers in yo speakers to blow your ear drums out
your 175/70/15s are wack!
yo dawg i herd you like blowing shit up so we put shit in yo shit so u can blow while you blow
i asked siri where my phone was at so siri asked siri where my phone was at
Yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like jesus So we put jesus in your baggage hold
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg
YO DAWG
Yo Dawg
yo dawg i heard your  tires always break SO i put a tire in a tire so you can change your tire when you cange your tire
SUP DAWG
yo dawg i herd u like getting paid so we put a bonus in your bonus so you can get paid while you get paid
yo dawg
Yo Dawg
yo dawg.. i heard you like grinding beef..so
Yo dawg
yo dawg
yo franklyn i heard you liked asking alexandria so i beat you with a stick
yo dawg i heard u  a state raised convict
yo dawg i heard you like napping so we put you napping inside you napping so you can nap
yo dawg
YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE TWITTER SO WE TOOK IT AND PUT IT IN FACEBOOK SO YOU CAN TWITTER WHILE YOU FACEBOOK
I heard you like cameras So we took a picture of a camera with your camera so you can take pictures of your camera with your camera
yo dawg... i heard you like functions so i put a function inside a function so you can struggle while you struggle
dawg wtf you saying
yo dawg
yo dawg i heard u like matt damon so i put some matt damon in yo matt damon so u can matt damon while u matt damon
yo dawg we heard you like inception so we put a dream in yo dream so you can dream while you have a dream
Tonkli u no can ascii
yo dawg
your name is sammie so i got you a sandwich
yo dawg...heard you like the objectve theory so we wrote the u.c.c. because we hate you.  enjoy!
yo dawg
yo dawg
yo dawg i hurd u like butthurt so i put hurt in your butt so you can hurt while you butthurt
yo dawg
yo red sox i herd u like choking away playoff berths so we put a choke in your choke so you could choke while you choke
yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like kenya So I put an Obama in the white house so you can bomb libya while you bomb libya
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
Yo dawg
hi
Yo dawg
Yo dawg I heard you like playing the game
yo dawg
Yo dawg heard you like tv So we made a tv show about tv shows on tv
yo dawg LOL i heard you like dawgs
Yo Dawg....I heard you liked to swear in your code so i put a profanity in your loop so you can recurse while you recurse
yo dawg
Yo
Yo dawg I heard you like to like pictures so i put a like button on your like button so you can like while you like
Yo Dawg
Yo dawg! I heard you like dreams. So i put a dream within your dream so you can dream in your dreams.
yo dawg i heard there's a mini update bar on facebook now so you can facebook while you facebook on your facebook
YO DAWG
Yo DAWG
Yo dawg! I heard you like Mac Os. So I had sex with your dog.
Yo dawg
Might I inquire as to the identity of the individual Who has released the canines who were being held in captivity?
unhand it... ...as if it were high in temperature.
I hath NINETY-nine dificulties Nary a wench among them
Brethren prior to wenches
HALT! THE hour of the hammer has begun!
Those were the same words Uttered By my Female Companion
I hath indeed mortally wounded the Constable However
COMPELLING TALE MALE SIBLING
african american i beg of you
Bare thy Bosoms or make hasty egress
Art thou irate brethren?
Educate me  The proper procedure to douglas
I thresh my locks Aft and fore
Greetings. I have recently been in Your acquaIntance. And this is absurd.. But here I provide to you my contact details. So hail me perhaps?
Relocate yourself
WHen thou sees it Thou shall defecate masonry
Fornicate that excrement
The excrement has struck the rotational air circulation device
cease all activities thou art currently engaged in the hour of hammer is upon us
Which individual currently resides in a subaquatic pineapple fruit?   Spongerobert square pantaloons
scrutinize thyself before thou devastates thyself
I am not saying that she is a miner of precious metals HowEver
my wide array of frozen treats brings many young suitors to my front porch i could teach you my technique
female canine i beg of you
We contstructed this socio-economic metropolis on both solid earth material and rotational movement
They Observe that I ride my carriage they have strong distaste
move towards me in an aggressive manner male sibling
i launch my arms up into the atmosphere on occasion remarking 'ayo'
Allow the carcasses To make contact with the ground
I posess the Moves Similar To Those of Jagger
If you are presented with conundrums involving the fairer sex
Cease thy actions my timepiece has indicated the necessity of mallets
I am sexually attractive in nature and i am aware of it
My lactose based icy beverage brings all the males to the small field in front of thy dwelling And they told me it was of equal or better quality than yours
Take me down to thine city of exquisiteness where the grass is of an ACCEPTABLE colour and the women are of an attractive nature
A pair of colored gentlemen in paris
My patience has reached its maximum
i so happen to be attracted to large posteriors and i am inclined to be completly factual on the matter
I do say
I whip mine toupee hither and thither
instruct me How to douglas
I don't always use memes but when i do
I observe you trotting about the village with the female with whom i am infatuated And I offhandedly suggest that you have coital relations with your own person
They see me traveling on wheels they resent that
If you admire it perchance procure a ring for it
TWAS I WHO LET OUT THE HOUNDS
Intriguing tale
Elevate the ceiling
our entire group makes residence in an aquatic vehicle of a yellow persuasion
i am not one to accuse a female of being attracted to wealth alone however
Disregard females Acquire currency
Make thy brethren a priority before enjoying the company of loose women
I AM SEXUALLY ATTRACTIVE AND I AM EXTREMELY AWARE OF THIS PHENOMENON
THEY SEE ME VOYAGING THEY DETESTING
Dissect my existence into fragments this shall be mine final Maneuver
insert thy reproductive organ Into thine own self
At this present time I am not saying she is mining for precious metals but she certainly is not associating with gentlemen﻿ of lower financial status
Fornicate  the constables
Deciever Thine trousers are aflame
I lash my locks Hither and Yon
Fecal matter Tends to occur
who hath liberated the hounds
In the manner Of an employer
If one happens to be experiencing misfortune due to relations with female aquaintances 
On this day
Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium winged nocturnal mammal homo sapiens!
WENCH PLEASE
If thou hast difficulties regarding females
To the Fenestration
hello
The temperature has risen in this facility please remove your garments﻿
May I inquire as to the identity of the good fellow responsible for releasing the canines?
I was proceeding to tidy my chambers but then I came under the influence of cannabis
I'm on a  sailing vessel
Madam
They Observe me using my automobile They are Prejudiced
Stow Your kids Stow your lass
I admit to commitIng armed assault with a projectile weaPon
I discharged my flintlock pistol into a gentleman in Reno ...Merely to observe him expire.
Pardon me sir gangster Thy trousers doth descend
halt 'tis the hour of mallets
My lactose beverage lures the gentlemen to my place of residence and i propose that they are superior to that of my rival
KIND SIR
Remove thyself from mine path wench﻿   STEP ASIDE
In ages past we journeyed similarly alas
ALL THE OTHER JUVENILES WEARING EXPENSIVE FOOTWEAR bE ADVISED TO SPRINT
THEY ATTEMPTED TO PLACE ME IN REHABILITATION  I THRICE DECLINED THEM
Expose thy bosom
female canine pardon me
Advance in my general direction bretheren
hail canine
Display a portrait  else the event did not transpire
My problems amount to one nigh of one hundred However a person of the female persuasion is not among them
the temperature in this vicinty is above comfortable might i boldly suggest we remove our garments
my bodily appearance is physically alluring in nature and i am aware of it
DISC JOCKEY INCREASE THE VOLUME
Halt The Time Of Hammer Is Upon Us
ENCHANTING TALE
I am arousing in the fashion of human reproduction and i am aware of such
Move towards me in an aggressive manner Male sibling
My calcium enriched beverage does attract the gentlemen to my manor
Hey We're Barely Acquaintances
in similaritY to the head of the workplace
Enthralling Tale Brethren
this evening we are juvenile therefore let us set the globe alight.
if thou hadst a preference for it thou ought to have proffered a ring symbolizing marital intent upon it
They observe that I ride my carriage
Gentlemen
discard the object as if it had excessive heat
Wouldst thou instruct me on how to douglas?
they witness me operating my automobile they disapprove
Does thou even hoist?
GREETINGS MY FINE FEMALE SPECIMEN
I have a rather tempting exterior and i'm quite aware of that
EACH AND EVERY SINGLE MILITARY OPERATIONS FACILITY THAT YOU OWN HATH COMETH UNDER OUR JURISDICTION
I hath nine and ninety problems but not one is an issue of courtship or scandal with the fairer sex
art thou gelatin?
THOU CANST NOT DECIPHER MY CARD PLAYING FACE
Art Thou Irate Brother?
Posthaste
african American would you be so kind
i fancy a large
nine and ninety quandaries i do possess but alas
chilling talE BRETHREN
Pokmon Must encapsulate the totality of their species
at this present time i am not saying she is mining for precious metals BUT SHE CERTAINLY IS NOT ASSOCIATING WITH GENTLEMEN OF LOWER FINANCIAL STATUS
Whomever did first notice the aroma surely must be the primary source of foul odor
Wenches BEITH OF UNSOUND MIND
It seems to be getting rather warm in here so Please remove all your fashions
That Is what she spoke of
That defecation is absurd
In similar Fashion To An Employer
I Am ENDOWED WITH Ninety nine PREDICAMENTS Alas
I tend to arouse sexual desire and i am aware of it
the flour-enriched baked dessert is a fabrication
We welcome you to the Tropical rainforest we doth possess enjoyment and friendly competition
New born child
Whilst the presumed slim shady cordially arise?
Approach me MALE SIBLING
I hath nine and ninety tribulations and nary a one doth concern a wench
every other juvenile that fashions inflatable footwear would be benefited in accelerating quickly on foot more rapidly than my revolver
Suspend your current actions
Now you are just a person With whom i was formerly acquainted
YOU CAN POSITION YOURSELF UNDERNEATH MY RAIN-SHIELDING DEVICE UNDERNEATH MY RAIN-SHIELDING DEVICE-VICE-VICE-VICE
democrats
i do not imply that she is an opportunist
I am quite sexually attractive and I am rather aware of this fact
I PLACE MY EXTREMITIES into the air PERIODICALLY exclaiming 'Lo
relocate yourself
Allow it to fall vertically As if it possessed a high degree of heat
Trousers in contact with the earth
I see thee courting my fair maiden around the village and in response you will cease to exist in my memories
Shall i halt or shall i make haste
Whisk it thusly As with a daguerrotype
I am highly appealing and i possess the knowledge of it
advance towards me brethren
I shan't sayeth that she partakes in golddigerry but the trollop messes not with those in the lower income bracket
I extend my APPENDICES aloft occasionally  Verbalizing Hello there
I would appreciate a minute of your time
Dissenters Will inevitably abhor
it is my understanding that the members of the clan of wu tang are not to be trifled with
Daily I am taking minute and awkward steps
If you encounter conundrums involving the fairer sex
if you are presented with conundrums involving the fairer sex
she hit the floor
COnceal thy spouse
Just a lass of a lesser-known village
DISCHARGED THE SEMEN IN MY UNDERGARMENT
i enjoy large derrieres and i speak the truth
I art on a vessel defiler of mothers
cease further activity my timepiece indicates a necessity for mallets
stow thy offspring stow thy lady
all the ladies say I am quite STYLISH for a caucasian male
Loathers  shall loathe
I am heartened whenst thou refer to me as large father
'Tis my genetalia within a parcel
I enjoy large rumps and i shall tell the truth and my bretheren shall not negate
I have great fondness for outsized posteriors and am unable to deceive in this matter
advance towards my person in a confrontational manner male kinsman
I am physically atractive and i am aware of this statement
DIsregard females acquire currency
At No time Will I Give you up Nor shall i ever let you down
dost thou even hoist?
Dandy Narrative
strike me
I would like to ascertain the meaning of your parlance
Canine of the feminine variety I beg of you!
Naysayers shalt naysay
what hand hath permitted  the hounds to escape?
Come towards me brethren
bretheren  before scandalous females
to what are you referring
Thou must wage battle for thy manifest liberty to perform celebratory acts
I positively adore large posteriors
I am not stating that that woman is a mineral miner  but the lady is not fraternizing with a poor person of color
WHAT HO
DISSENTERS WILL INEVITABLY DISSENT
I stand on a seafaring vessel matriarchal deflowerer
Thou appearest as a jester With thyne pantaloons upon the earth
My frothed dairy beverage is superior to yours... Furthermore
The temperature within this facility is slightly rising Hence I dede thou to withdraw the complete quantity of thy wearables
Will the legitimate slender Umbrous  Kindly rise to his feet?
i have been wounded by a pointed projectile which punctured flesh surrounding my knee cap
Art thou displeased brethren?
mAN OF aFRICAN AMERICAN Descent I beg your pardon
Away
Collect Currency or perish in the attempt
A pair of lower class caucasion females who dwell in villages composed entirely of movable dwellings circumnavigate the exterior              circumnavigate the exterior
I do not mean to imply that she is solely concerned with acquiring her beloved's assets but she would show no such affection towards a moorish peasant
infant
I Possess the Motor skills Like Michael Philip Jagger
This is unusual as i have just made your aquaintance However here is the numerical combination in which to contact me if said situation should present its self
Young Men of Ill-Repute
I laid my eyes upon what you hath done there
Fornicate the constable
fascinating tale  THINE BRETHREN
2 Wenches      1 goblet i fear that even a tankard of santorum could not slake your libidenous thirst
I have 99 aggrievances but a wench is not among them.
There is something peculiar in the proximity.  Whom should we adress? The exorcists!
PROCEED TOWARD MY PERSONAGE bretheren
They observe me rotating They detest me
fecal matter has gone from being an abstract theory to  taking a more literal interpretation
disregard females acquire currency
Thy shaken and THICKENED milk  Attracts all of the young males to thy PROPERTY
Hail
My Frozen DAiry Beverage Brings all The Males To The MEadow
Compose yourself and jot down annotations Whilst I procure Tokes of the CANNABIS VAPOR
I'm not saying she's a pursuer of gold  but shes not messing with﻿ an African American of the lower class.
I have a premonition HAZAAAAAR
You make me rotate in a circle rotate in a circle As if i were an audio recording device
my apologies
she is purchasing a manual escalator to the celestial regions
My frozen dairy beverage Lures an inordinate number of gentlemen to mine premises
EDUCATE ME ON HOW TO PERFORM THE DOUGLAS
PORTRAITS OR The Aforementioned Event  Never occured
Mammaries or vacate the premises
I Beleive That you good sir possess moves like jagger
make a hostile advance toward me male kin
i was once a partaker of adventure similar to thyself but alas a projectile became embedded in my patella
you children wearing outdated footwear shalt find it rather advantageous to flee at a velocity faster than that of these bullets
At this present time
The grand majority of alternative 'slim Shadys' appear to be impostors Might the lone veridical slim shady rise to his feet?
well
our aquantance was a trifle recent
English
Gaze at me promptly
might i inquire the intentions of the chicken for when he journeyed across the road?
Fantastic narration brethren Can thou Kindly reiterate?
Release item As if its temperature hath increased beyond thynes comfort
I admire proportionally large posteriors & i cannot fib my kin simply cannot abjure
On the occasion that a female makes an entrance possessing a small midriff and a buttocks with nice curvature I BECOME AROUSED
if you are having issues with females i have sympathy for you my good sir I haveth 99 troubles and a wench is not among them
i rolleth about the surface
instruct me how to douglas
rack county wench
Perchance
Perchance
Halt! The time of hammer is upon us!
whence thou observes it thou shall defecate masonry
MY FROZEN DAIRY CONCOCTION SUMMONS THE YOUNG GENTLEMEN TO MY terrace
cease! mallet moment!
'tis not my assertation that she merely seeks to excavate precious metals
My soy based drink attracts males to my property and they declare it is superior to other's
cease thy actions the hour of the malletts is upon us
Educate me How to Douglas
Scaramouche
Portraits otherwise the incident did not occur
They observe me traveling in my motorcar they make plain their displeasure
'tis the 5th day
bossoms or begone with thee
ONE SHALL GIVE PRIORITY TO HIS MALE BRETHREN IN LIEU OF CONSIDERING THE WENCHES
i was once an explorer similar to ONESELF yet anon i sustained an acicular projectile to my popliteal fossa
thou was once an adventurer but alas
The phrase you have just uttered was previously stated by a female in a sexual situation
You shall acquire for that wench a rather exquisite collection of decorative flora
showeth thy bossoms Or make haste
My bodily appearance is alluring in a physical manner and i am aware of it
rELEASE IT aS IF IT WERE HIGH IN TEMPERATURE
that's what the wench doth say
HALT. THE TIME OF THE HAMMER IS UPON US.
If thou doth fancy it Thou shouldst adorn it with a ring
Do you not desire me infant?
which character takes residence in a subaquatic pineapple spongerobert quadratictrousers
remarkable tale
Advance towards me bretheren
Conceal you spouse! conceal your offspring! They're sexually assaulting all persons out YONDER!
i asserteth not that the lady be an excavator of gold
halt! twas the time of the hammer!
If thou so chooses to dance without a blouse  I would be inclined to make it precipitate in this establishment
life
I'm aestethically pleasing And I am aware of it
I desire to aCquire your affection and your vengeance For The two of us could authOr a horrible love affair
I enjoy large posteriors and I am unable to DECEIVE
Shun Wenches  Obtain Shillings
I daresay I Enjoy ample buttocks And I can not mislead you in thIs notion
apprehend thyselves lord satan iii humor is approaching rapidly
greetings
Nary a soul has minutes allotted for such activities
decievers and swindlers thy pantaloons be set a flame
my dear lady this part of my anatomy cannot polish itself
Pleasure women aquire currency
GREETINGS
'tis extremely balmy in this chamber. therefore
I thrash my periwig rearward and to the fore
Fifteen fort-nights ago i was a rambunctious philanderer quite equal to yourself henceforth i endured a fletched method of attack striking my patella <3 joe
approach me brethern
I am a good looking lad and i have knowledge of this
akin to but not quite a G6
approach me brethren
I FIND DELIGHT IN GRANDIOSE FANNIES in ADDITION
consume my trousers
ARE THOU displeaseD brethren?
I GUFFAW audibly UNTIL MY BUTTOCKS HATH BECOME UNATTACHED TO MY PERSON
will you please quiet down and accept my currency
art thou miffed brethren?
I recall having 99 situations that require attention
I noticed you about town with the lady of whom i am fond i invite you to copulate with yourself
Disregardeth thine constables
To the aperture! to the facade! until the perspiration doth exude from mY testes!
The festivities do not begin until i stroll into the location of the soiree
My Chilled beverage induces the gents to my pastures They insist its quality exceeds any attempt on your behalf
ENLIGHTENING TALE Brethren
Female Dog
i hath ejaculated inside mine pantaloons
from the window to the wall until the persperation hath run down my ballocks
I believe you should
this evening
Art thou enraged bretheren?
i ignited the precipitation
Which individual takes residence within thy submersed  pinapple Sponge robert quadratic trousers
Instruct me on how to douglass
Step aside wench remove yourself from my line of travel
Thou infuriated?
disregard females acquire currency
End thine life incestual maternal fornicator
DO YOU FIND SOMETHING IRKSOME mALE sIBLING?
venture toward the viewing pane
IN A FASHION SIMILAR TO THAT OF AN INDIVIDUAL IN A SUPERIOR EMPLOYMENT POSITION TO THYSELF.
All of the fortresses once POSSESSED by you  Are now under our control
dO YOU WISH
Thine canopy thine canopy! Thine canopy is aflame!
frozen water
I am confounded by one hundred dilemmas
forsooth! Doth thou truly possess portfolios of damsels?
once you experience an african-american you shall never return
art thou
Thus
disregard females acquire currency
sHe taketh my financial inheritances during the time in which I am in most desperate need of assistance
interesting tale male sibling
POSTERIOR POSTERIOR POSTERIOR POSTERIOR POSTERIOR  POSTERIOR POSTERIOR POSTERIOR POSTERIOR POSTERIOR
The dwelling canopy is aflame
My motions have been likened to those of Michael Phillips jagger.
Instruct me to maneuver As Douglas
I am quite attractive and i do believe i am aware of it
Those who detest will continue to detest
do not enrage me
The ambient TEMPERATURE is increasing  so doff all of your apparel
Good marrow Sir by chance I perceived that you were in favor of memes I hence placed a meme in your meme therefor you can commence in merriments while you commence merriments.
I do enjoy large buttocks and i cannot Lie  Thou other brethren cannot  DEny
Thou art filled to capacity With human excrement
another individual ingests fragments of earth
I just now made your acquaintance
your every respiration
I shall never relinquesh ownership nor be of low expecations
INDEFINITE SOLITUDE
I find myself far too salacious for My Garmnet
Descend thine face and ascend thy prosterior for that is the way i prefer to copulate
WHO DOTH ALLOW THY CANINES TO ESCAPE?
When the whoremongers are present in the dwelling drop the object as is if it were at a high temperature
o lord
detractors will partake in detracting
skeeteth skeeteth
cease your actions the time of mallets is upon us
Inspect thyself Prior to Inducing damage to said self
I have surpassed my tolerance threshold with these reptilian serpents aboard this fixed-wing aircraft
I doth enjoy rather large Posteriors for which an untruth i cannot bring forth
First Rule of Fisticuffs cooperative Never converse about Fisticuffs cooperative
That WAS what thine Mother Did Quoth
thou canst not consistently acquire that which thou desirest
i am quite fond of large posteriors  and i am INCAPABLE of fibbing
Antagonists Shalt antagonize
exposed BOSSoMs or leave the premises with the utmost haste possible
I engage in Contests of Spherical objects so arduously African-American Brethren wish to ascertain my whereabouts
All of you Adolescents of a higher social standing  would do well to hasten
the ceiling! the ceiling! the ceiling hath combusted!
Alike An Administrator
Remarkable Tale
seemingly  legitimate
scorn The constabulary
Mine milkethshake bringeth all yon gentlefolk to mine yard And lo
Negate Finals ACQUIRE Skyrim
EXCELLENT  tale Bertherin
a tad lengthy did not audit
Your Assertion is Erroneous
I hath ACQUIRED 99 problems but a wench is not one
Propel thy phalanges-bearing structures into the space directly above thyself Gyrate them to and fro as if thou were unconcerned about the effects of such
Once thou seest it
Indeed I have reobtained my swagger
It is five p.m. at some point on the globe we should go forth and attempt to obtain a brewed yeast beverage.
the air in my current environs is increasing in temperature therefore I must insist that you disrobe completely.
Dispatch of it similar to if it was scalding
thou cannot touch this
to all children donning posh shoes scurry quickly away from my musket
i prefer large derriers i am unable to tell a falsehood
SHE POSSESSES An ample posterior so i call her ample posterior
does thou even participate in hoisting weighted equipment
my blended fruit beverage gathers the masculine figures to my most humble abidance  and they try to reason that the ones they own are far greater than that i posses
CURRENTLY THOU ARE A PERSON THAT I ONCE KNEW
all of the remaining juvenile faction that posses 'pumped up kicks' i advise thee to make haste at a velocity greater than my musket ball
pardon me would thou be interested in purchasing some heroin?
the excrement to which i am referring  is mentally unbalanced
i most assuredly do appreciate a sizeable posterior and in this matter I am unable to utter falsehoods
Go Fornicate with thyself
I am able to replicate the motions of he who is named jagger
tremble thine buttocks IN A FASHION SIMILAR TO THAT OF A POLAROID INSTANT PORTRAIT
children who wearest finely embellished shoes
a lack of photographic evidence refutes the veracity of thy claim
Greetings
IM SEXUALLY attractive AND I AM AWARE OF IT
the current social climate is a difficult one for he who brokers the sale of concubines
If you desire to sunder my wool garment Retain this fillament as I recede!
If thou was entralled by what it represented Then thou would have been obliged to adorn it with precious jewels
plighted with four score and nineteen conflicts though a wench not pertaining to so
Negro  I beg thy
you repeatedly change my position in a circular fashion
elevate your upper limbs in a laissez-faire manner to denote apathy
My hair resembles a professional occupation in the forepart and a lively gathering in the rear
disregard the constabulary
I say
i stroll into the pub and i doth inquire 
Attend this gathering or become a regular quadrilateral
I have developed mutated cells in my body which are slowly but surely ending my life
I enjoy massive posteriors and I cannot decieve
Opposers shall oppose
They see me currently going down the road at a steady
thou art nought but a mangy cur
Exactly what quantity of timber would a Ground-hog throw a PRE-DEFINED distance  If were within the creature's abilities to carry out such an act?
I'VE BUT ONLY RECENTLY MADE THINE ACQUAINTANCE AND THIS IS NOT OF SOUND LOGIC BUT ALLOW ME TO PRESENT THEE WITH MY NUMERICAL ROUTING REFERENCE TO CONTACT ME SHOULD THOU DESIRE
Wench Please
I Possess the representative Motions COMMENSURATE with he who hath the surname 'Jagger'.
They attempted to force me to attend rehabilitation I proclaimed nay
I am devishly handsome and i thust have knowledge of it
Halt Once again it is the moment of the mallet
even pale gentlemen are obligated to exclaim yonder lass possesses quite the posterior
ADvance in my direction bretheren
WE must petition for our privilege to hold social gatherings
fascinating tale bretheren
Who is this Jagger? And how doth one aquire his moves?
Disregard Women ACQUIRE Currency
Too Authentic to cease
fornicate with wenches acquire currency
Mine dairy beverage bringeth all yon lads to the anterior of my residence and lo
Thou has 99 predicements however the wench is not among them
My most trying tribulations number five score less one
Amusing Exposition
beset with nigh one hundred botherations though nary a wench among them
An increase in the quantity of shillings surely leads to an increase in the number of perplexing situations
oh dearest
my compatriots are in the ballroom smoking a hookah but alas
Journey was long and hard Doth what she hath said
Fornicate The constabulary
GREETINGS DAME seek to fornicate?
critics GONNA CRITIQUE
scoobington-dooville where art thou?
projectile through a vital organ
I am an avid aficionado of gargantuan posteriors and I am incapable of mendacity
that posterior!
Raise thy hands aloft as if thou carest not
Disregard Females Acquire Currency
My previous profession was that of a nomad alas
I wish to enquire as to the location of the caucasian females
art thou exasperated brethren ?!
If You derived pleasure from it you would have done well to place a circular band around its finger
oh my
when the fellow enters his crib
thine hips hath no falsehood ever been uttered
They have perceived me rotating They are highly displeased with the fashion of my rotation
ALL OF THE OTHER CHILDREN
Trousers situated on the surface of the earth
Erstwhile
My main circulatory organ doth be an enormous audio device It's rhythm is reserved for you
Eternally in isolation
You must engage in battle to reservere your right to partake in festivities
my negro that cannot possibly be the truth
Hes in your abode
GOOD SIR... in which location may I locate my automobile?!
I am a fornicating enigma. nay i deceive. sexual triad with a fornicating triceratops
Less than cleanly deeds Done for a respectably low price COMPARABLE to that of topsoil.
Beheld my dominion
SPLENDID Epic  Brethren
EXISTENCE is COMPARABLE   to a container of CONFECTIONERIES.
I shalt render thou unconscious as the matron of my family hath instructed me
I see you parading around the township with my former betrothed  and thoughts of fornication occur to me
wee lad
Brethren
I shall proceed to the grand ball and announce my reproductive organs are of generous proportions
we hath zero mathematical probability of returning to our former unity
DOTH YOUR MOTHER KNOW THOU wearest her drapes?
My difficulties number close to a hundred a lewd female is certainly not among them however
your wholly structures of military importance are to be in our possesion
Shaketh what thy mother hath given thee
I find extreme satisfaction when thou dost refer to me as thine 'big poppa'
PRETTY AVIATORY FOR A CAUCASIAN FELLOW
bill nye the alchemist fellow
they observe me taking a stroll they are greatly disliking
Greetings
you are experiencing problems with the fairer sex and for that i am sorry my young man i myself have issues that amount to 99 but a wench is not one
thou art in possession of what i require but thou attests that the gentleman is but an aquaintance
Affirmitave male child
If you were previously unsure you have now been informed
If it bringst thou joy
this individual is entering via one's fenestration
the temperature in this establishment is rising One should discard all of their garments
I Possess Fervency in my pantaloons
I am capable of propelling my Doubly Cyclical Device Without the Use of poles for the extremeties of my limbs
may the actual slender obscurity please arise
AMUSEMENT
Good sir
i shall take thee to sweet store let  thee lick hard candy on stick
Thine planted thy lips on a females and said event was quite enjoyable
Stir
Lengthy written epistule WHICH I PREFERRED NOT TO READ
Surely thence  be some Monstrous beast Nay
and if thou wasn't aware
consume a HAVERSACK OF MALE GENETALIA
Fornicate thy fellows I am homeward bound
I see thee gallivanting about the township with the woman of my heart's desire
yonder gents claim I Require rehabilitation I hath protested nay thrice
you sir are an idiot
This wireless phone deviCe isn't my Father So I Proceeded to throw it down onto the pavmenT
aside
I discovered my sense of elation on the mound of indigo-colored berries in the section Cyanococcus within the genus Vaccinium
African I beg of you!
instruct me  in the art of the douglas
Disregard common wenches Focus on the acquisition of currency
Mother
I give you my deepest apologies good fellow for I was unable to procure a singular caring of which to bestow upon you
i possess an inclination to inquire hast thou ever beheld Liquid precipitation?
What sayeth Vulpes vulpes
Assess thyself Ere thou distress thyself
advance at me  brother
take me down to a wonderous city where the grass is of a green color and the females are of an attractive nature
fornicate wenches aquire currency
Because your Acquaintances do not waltz and if they do not waltz then they are no acquaintances of mine
you're a girthsome
I am determined to discover the personage responsible for releasing the hounds
do you happen to be agitated male sibling?
I shall advance upon thee In the manner of a spider Monkey
ADVANCE TOWARDS ME BRETHREN
My frozen dairy products bring the gentlemen to thy yard
in the provincial west philadelphia i was CONCEIVED and reared on the play quarter was where thy spent most of thine days
inspect thyself prior to the wreckage of thyself
FEMALE DOGS ARE NOT EQUIVALENT TO FECES
99 predicaments I have thusly acquired... But a fair damsel tisn't one
Fecal matter at said moment
yield thy bosom forthwith elsewise vacate the vicinity
Gentleman
similar to an executive  business  officer
I extend mine extremities higher in the atmosphere on occasion Exclaiming my excitement in the form of heyoo
Harlot Go henceforth to the cooking chamber and create for me a portable luncheon
Chilling tale male sibling
all ye alternative juveniles with ye swollen footgears
Direct thy displeasure not at the partaker but at the frolic
infant
Doth an Ursine mammal defecate in the forest?
wicked constable! no round fried pastry for thee!
Your mother's outward appearance is so Hideously Grotesque that when she passes pedestrians on the street they stop and say 'my word
I Very much enjoy large gluteus maximi and on this i am unable to speak falsely
I AM ON A SAILING VESSEL
In the Western quarter of the Quaker City I came into this world and was there nurtured The promenade was the location I tarried most oft
in each province and township to which my travels hath taken me I invariably encounter similar promiscuous harlots
The Temperature is rising in this vicinity Therefore
The language of the Saxons you fornicater of matriarchs! Are you fluent in that tongue?
'Tis the Antepenultimate Day Before the Sabbath In Which Receptacle Should I Recline?
women soil their pantaloons when they lay eyes upon me
My dear fellow
i grow impatient with these malevolent slithering reptiles on this bloody aircraft!
depart
Thy Frozen Beverage doth bring all the gentlemen to thy property and they assert it is indeed superior to yours
i hath such a plethora of currency that thou maiden lovers desire to tax my wealth  thy defecation is eccentric
i giveth not a fornication
I arrived like a sphere of destruction I have never struck so forcefully in endearment
Brother
Halt! The hour of the hammer has begun!
And
it would give me great pleasure if a certain someone consumed feces and expired
Good day
i am attracted to large female posteriors nay
my milky blend ushers all the males to the enclosure
i do enjoy a woman with a plump posterior  i say this to you verily
group of avenging super beings accumulate!
it is presently friday thou art required to lower thyself on friday
#twolo Thou wilt only liveth once
Though our introduction is recent and the situation is an absurdity I present to you the series of numerals representing my telecommunicator
Greetings
perform that jovial score young caucasian  minstrel
You are the dim witted prostitute indeed tis you who are the dim witted prostitute
I weep tears of sadness when helpers of god perish
toeo THOU ONLY EXIST ONCE
I thoroughly appreciate Ample Posteriors And this is no Spurious assertion
that excrement is preposterous
Fornicate the  constable
Hail brethren I shall correlate with thee on the tome of faces.
Thusly sequester thy progeny
The festivities do not begin until i am present
I used to partake in adventurous activity Then an arrow struck my patella
when i engaged in the coitus my sex organ felt exemplary i telephoned my parents immediately after the exercise concluded
oops
Instruct me In the art of the Douglas.
I heretofore was a charlatan ANALOGOUS to thee...  ...Before the coming of a projectile to mine patella
I do indeed with all my being stand against this horridly written constitutional rule known as 'sopa'
Silence
Negro I beg of you to reconsider what you are saying
Like a LEADER
arise at dawn resembling the quaint lifestyle of a colored wordsmith
Quite the Fascinating Story
Approach Me Brethern
Y U NO GET MEMES RIGHT?
My lactose beverage attracts all the youths in my vicinity and i do declare that it is superior to that of my rivals
Come towards me in an aggressive manner
The wench doth desire me solely for my hustling beverage
I do not exclusively imbibe lager however at the time of my doing so
Misanthropes Shall misanthropize
greetings
She is a mentally unstable female dog but she fornicates with such perfection
copulate the enforcers of the law
THOSE INDIVIDUALS OBSERVe MY PERSON performing CIRCULAR MOVEMENT THose ARE IN DISLIKE
We have only recently become acquainted
BRETHREN cometh before female peasants of ill repute
I AM NOT CONFIDENT ABOUT WHETHER THIS PERSON'S INTENT IS TO DISRUPT THE DISCUSSION OR HE HAS AN INTELLECTUAL DISABILITY
i am filled with incredulity by the suggestion of a lack of butterfat solids in this synthetic product's composition
goodness nature
from the fenestration
MY GLUTEN CONTAINING SEMI FROZEN CREAM BEVERAGE BRINGS ALL OF THE MALES TO THE FIELD Their consensus shows it is an improvement over your own.
i hath gotten harlot's in different shires
Wenches beith not excrement but harlots and tomfoolery
If thou found it to be enjoyable then ye wouldst be privy to cement it with jewelry.
I fancy bulbous flanks and I canst embellish that certainty
examine thy self before thee undermine thy self
wench
Who hath released the hounds? Whom? Whom whom?
The EXCREMENT which was just expelled Is mentally unstable
deuces in the pink yey but a single in thy stink
My Dairy based consumable attracts all the to the premesis and i assure you it is second to none
The members of the brotherhood of wu-tang wish it to be known that they are not to be trifled with
why arts thou imprudent bretheren
Those of a Contrary Disposition Shall ever be contrary
to thyne window to thyne wall til i perspire down to my genitalia
similar to a superior
I have just now participated in the act of reproduction It was extremely enjoyable
juvenile assembly Donned with lavished footings Make haste
As i awaken in the morning my feeling is similar to that of p diddy
I have large sums of currency and i intend to use it to attract those of the female variety.
Thine bases of which you claim ownership henceforth shall belong to me and my brethren
The spongy sweet  baked CONFECTIONERY is a complete  and utter fabrication.
Thou shalt Escort thy towards the CONFECTIONERY store
i recently had relations of a sexual manner and it felt rather pleasant
whenever i step into the structure the people's arms rise and remain there
Loitering At the Transportation Waypoint I Spot My acquaintances
ascertain thine self before thee contributes to thine own destruction
i am not accusing our female acquaintance of mining rare metals for profit but she is not messing with any brethren
Allow me to view the miniscule piece of fabric placed between thine buttocks
When I behold a large posterior I am compelled to speak the truth As my fellow man must admit it is a sight for all
thou thrust thy palms upwards as if the upper foundation cannot support ye and i
For what purpose... should i be inclined to turn down?
thou wench! beholdest thou the girth of thine gluteus maximus?
release it quickly and let it fall as if it were scorching
i am in possession of 20 francs
To The Window
My frozen lactose-based dairy beverage brings many people to the grassy knoll in front of﻿ my place of residence
I found fancy when the rear part of a human being is bigger in proportion and i do not need to bear false witness
i am at a currency operated telephone attempting to contact home
This defecation has just now transitioned from the imaginary state to reality
Loathers Are Not Loath to Loathe
I engaged in premarital sex with thine maternal Figure
i am presently embarked upon a nautical vessel
Quake thine posterior; shew me thy means of production
COMMIT HOMICIDE
unpleasantries burden me
FORNICATE with wenches  ACQUIRE currency
The FrOsted Pastry Beith a Fabrication
Fecal matter has impacted the airflow assistance device
HALT twas the time of hammer
Huzzah I Say   For your most excellent tale
When thou art an unusual disturbance in thy proximity of living for thyself and others  Whom shalt thy call upon?    The Specter Eliminators!
Male siblings shall henceforth receive priority over ladies of the evening
tHE PREVIOUS CHRISTIAN HOLIDAY I DEPOSITED MY internal organ into your POSsesion  But the following day you had no use for such an item
The boulder of festivities Finds itself in my place of residence this fine evening
Matron ordered that you be rendered unconscious
Posterior
Wenches are not feces but merely HARLOTS and falsities
Copulation with dames Receive our wages
what
Art we of the homo-sapiens species  Or art we moving in a rhythmical fashion
Fornicate Wenches Obtain Doubloons
i used to partake in dangerous experiences like thee then i took a projectile to thine patella
my pelvic bones Tellith the truth
bid goodday to my miniature acquaintance
they witness mine rotation they detest
please
Occupy Parliament Square We are the fourscore and nineteen percent
expose thy bosoms or leave the premesis
once thou hast engaged in coitus with an african gentleman it be impossible to return to thine original coital state
I daresay
Under no circumstances shall i relinquish thee
Mammaries or Vacate the Premises
I HAVE PROCURED SEVERAL FLAGONS OF FERMENTED GRAINS yet i fear it shall not be sufficient
i comprehend what thou hast  wrought thither
We are the 4 score and 19 parts of the whole
Living off of the Avails of prostitution is not trivial
o blessed lord! they have vanquished kenneth! you are the brood of the unbetrothed
My being is contained in all that is slim shady ye
You hath won the duel sir... ...But the fact I once had coitis with your mother persists
she absconds with my currency during times when i am in want of it
In the event that you liken yourself to a solicitor of prostitutes
Pay close regard to the enumeration of my finances While she enacts phallatio without the use of hands
Chilling tale
Not informing scotty because APPARENTLY he is unaware
Forsooth
The fable told by your mentor is inaccurate It is I who fertilized your mother's seed
thou art an atmosphere replete with distant spheres of plasma
I entered the vicinity as a circular destructive demolition device I had never before collided so roughly in romanticism
I prefer gluteus maximi of considerable proportion
Enthralling account sire thou must divulge once more
I wish to become the unquestionable champion unlike any gentlemen who ever had the pleasure to exist
Stow away thy young ones Stow away thy female companion
Let's embark an adventure to the coast
flagrantly disregard thine law enforcers
linearly disembarking  compton
I desire to engage in coitus In this dance hall
THE MUSIC AND DANCING ESTABLISHMENT CANNOT YET ACCOMMODATE ME AT THIS INSTANT
Assure yourself to be in a  sensible state prior to causing self affliction
you have   cancer
fornicate with the persons empowered by the state to enforce the law
combust
in the past i was a swashbuckler similar to thee however
Greetings. I've recently﻿ been in your acquaintance.  And this is absurd.  But here I provide to you my contact details.  So hail me perhaps?
upon whose leg must I fornicate to acquire a dry martini in this province?
I just cannot accept the fact that this substance is not a dairy product
YOLO! Just kidding
Wench  Prepare me a meal with two slices of bread and meat in between now
They see thee ride upon thine automobile
twas I... who released the hoonds
A select handful of those that work the shifts are the same as those who set crucifixes ablaze
WOuld you do me the honor of instructing me how to douglas?
THE ANGLOPHONIC TONGUE
Art thou enraged brethren?
Might I enquire as to the nature of the elements to which thou hast engaged thy powers of verbalization Willis?
that fecal matter is extraordinary
the temperature in this establishment is rising
The willful and wanton taking of a human life. this was the charge that had been leveled against me.
venture toward me ina confrontational manner BROTHER
My sugary blends of milk and iced cream attracts the youthful male gender outside my homestead
Wenches
Cease grip of The Item which you Hold As though its temperature had increased to an uncomfortable level
present me with photographical evidence of your claims otherwise i'll be inclined to distrust their very existence
Who dost thou voodoo
damned is nature
Yet
because an african-american fellow such as myself is experiencing the onset of mental illness
the TEMPERATURE of this place is rising   THEREFORE i must inquire you to remove all of your clothing
EXPOSE THINE TEATS OR REMOVE THYsELF!
Advancing down the asphalt paved transportation system in thine automobile manufactured in the year of 1964 Acquiring the female canines
I have just fornicated and it gave me a feeling of great pleasure
i now clearly possess the moves akin to one sir michael jagger
the woman has affection for you indeed
it matters not engage in procreation
ILLEGITIMATE  and homosexual
Prostitutes are nothing But gardening tools and shenanigans
Pardon me
Young lady
are you acquainted with The man who bakes bread into small portions?
I possess the dance abilities similar to those of mick jagger
excrement doth befall
That female which did give birth to my personage Hath recommended I pummel you until you lose consciousness
i am sexually attractive and i knowest it
At the present time the whole of your military station are in our possession
The most excellent portion of arising in the morn is the ground bean of a coffee plant in thine mug
I just so happen to be any and all things which you attribute  to my person in just such an occasion you are incorrect
and  if you had not had prior knowledge you have know ACQUIRED said knowledge my negro companion
calm thyself
You Sir! stop thy shennagins forthwith
Motherly-wench I'd love to fornicate
Whole large tavern full of promiscuous mistresses
We aviate altitudinously
Interesting Anecdote
mine shaken dairy produce... summons all thy gentle folk to the garden
My expression whilst engaged in card games of bluff and chance is most inscrutable
o good sir i hath heard you favour carriages so i have placed a carriage in thy carriage so you may ride whilst you ride
if this is to be that type of soiree i shall insert my gentalia in the pulverized tuber
i say
I am rendered prostrate
Every day i am playing song records in random order
amusing fable
thou shalt cause my loss of composure within this vicinity
Shameful is the African American who attempts to extort currency from his fellow African American.    AND WHO HAS AN UNCONTROLLABLE DESIRE TO DISCHARGE FIREARMS.
loathers shall loath
thou and me
of course i talk to myself sometimes i need expert advice
I wish to offer thou a beverage  for which I will then pay.
Thou art exquisite  as jewels bestowed in the heavens
what the... fornicate?
review thine person prior to causing self affliction
All of you are going to cause me to go mad in our present location
Obama
Disregard the established policies i possess vast quantities of currency
I was once a wanderer of the seven seas However
my temporary female companion wants the masculine genital organ
scooby doo where art thee?
AdVANCE TOWARDS ME BRETHREN
Perspiration accumulates on and around my reproductive organs And a multitude of childbearing-capable humans traverse space in a prone position
it seems the excrement is no longer fake
I am appreciative of well-endowed gluteus maximi and i am unable to relate a falsehood
Fornicate your upholstered sitting furniture my african friend
Mother has instructed me to render you senseless through fisticufss
i posses 99 struggles in need of solution however a wench is not 1
I am fond of large posteriors and that is no falsehood
Intriguing tale brethren
'Tis lack of fecal material SHerlock
are you exceedingly familiar with adultery? undoubtably
Art thou infuriated male bretheren?
thou hast just recently made my acquaintance
Far be it froM me to assert her attraction lies only in thine assests  Yet
FROM THY WINDOW TO THY WALL TILL THY PERSPIRATION DECENDS FROM THY GENTILAIA
Alas
From the looking glass fixtures to the solid adobe firmaments to the perspiration of a salty nature falling freely from my bollocks
Thou shalln't begin any defication... And there shall not be any fecal matter.
THIS KONY CHAP SEEMS A CAD OF SORTS BUT CAN'T SAY IT IRKS ME SUFFICIENTLY ENOUGH TO CARE.
That excrement art foolish  iS IT NOT
if thou has the ability to walk and to talk thou has obtained the power to attend the university of brock
I compete with such athletic vigor Fornicators seek punitive remuneration
Onward gentleman of Diminuative stature tis tHine annual celebration of flourishing from Thy mothEr's fruitful loin
Negro
guffawing out loud
All of my days I walk with a most peculiar Gait
teach me how to douglas
Yet I Incinerated the falling drops of precipitation hearkened my attention to the plummeting liquid as i CARESSED your PHYSIOGNOMICAL features
I'M TRULY DASHING and i'm well aware of it
Fascinating tale my good man
party rock is in the domicile this evening All shall enjoy the general merriment
secret away thine children
pull my finger....
disregard women acquire currency
I favour portly posteriors and i find myself incapable of fabrication
my mother has requested that i render you unconscious
intriguing tale  bretheren
I am alluring of this
For i have comith upon thy face lick it clean hastily before i smite thee
Thy serpent wishes not to partake if ye do not possess sweet rolls
Step yonder
AT NO POINT IN TIME shall i relinquish thee
Disregard females... ACQUIRE CURRENCY
Party rock is presently residing in the edifice this evening  all you ladies and gentlemen enjoy yourself thoroughly
interesting chain of events
not intended in a homosexual manner
I COMPEL it to Precipitate  On Those women of Ill Repute
DOth an ursine Defecate in a sylvan environment?
I sincerely hope that the ENERGY AS AN ATTRIBUTE OF PHYSICAL ACTION OR MOVEMENT shall constantly be present near your person.
being a proprietor of wenches  is in no way
THOU SHALL CELEBRATE AS IF IT IS THE DAY  YOU WERE BORN
the rambunctious gathering may not commence until i have entered the building
Kind Sir Wont you instruct me how to douglas?
Thou shalt not tamper with my douglas
to the window
The scent of the immediate area is similar to those of juvenil Morale
I HANKER FOR VOLUMINOUS BOTTOMS ALSO
Art thou gelatin?
Disect thy existence into small measurable quantities This has become thy final decision
those wenches appear to practice lesbianism Alas
i obtain many riches so often that those who fornicate with mothers are trying to unjustly tax me
you wench! unbutton my pantaloons and suckle the contained appendage
we hath been decieveth to think of this peculiar occurance as anything other than a lure of sorts
we are going to bring magnitude to this establishment. we shall proceed all night. we shall ignite it up as if it is an explosive device.
fEMALE CANINE VACATE MY FRONTAL VACINITY
If I asked you to marry me would your answer to that question be the same as the answer to this one?
The management of prostitutes is not simple But it certainly is most enjoyable
I am capable of riding my velocipede Without the use of the steering apparatus
What I possess
My current position is upon a water-going vessel
FORNICATE THE LAW ENFORCERS
Copulate with wenches accumulate currency
Gorge thyself upon Excrement And join thy maker in the hereafter
looketh over there madeth thou look
You there...you resemble The nozzle of a feminine hygiene product
Thy olfactorY nerves detected the disagreeable aroma Thy nether regions Thusly emitted the aforementioned disagreeable Aroma
Deciever! Thy trousers are aflame
what exists in the virtical direction my african american??
I desire thou as a portly urchin desires frosted pastry
lookest over there madest thou look
kinsperson does thou even hoist?
Thou would do well to Conceal thine wives
consume the amphetamine i am perspirering Horrah!
Come towards me brethren
Yeah
Greater Financial Acquisitions Greater trials and tribulations
My swiftly churned dairy product attracts all of the young gentlemen to the recreational field
Show me thy areolas You lusty Latinas
It is advisable not to holler
FALLEN BRANCHES AND PIECES OF EARTH COULD DAMAGE MY SKELETON BUT SHACKLES AND FLAGELLATIONS TITILLATE ME
manouvre thine buttocks observe thine self
I beg your pardon that interjection will henceforth be deemed a can of salted meat
That  intensified at short notice
too verifiable to cease action
however
Let us socialize as they do in the seoul district of gangnam
Ambling down the thoroughfare ingesting the smoke of an indica derivative of the cannabis plant whilst imbibing a concoction of liquor derived from juniper berries and liquified fruit In repose with my Psyche contemplating my wherewithal and my wherewithal on my contemplating Psyche
it is precipitating adult males
i am on the premises of a vessel
I swing the glass opening on my wall ajar and a gentle wind breaches my premises and i prematurely ejaculated in my pantaloons
verily
for my date of birth
when thou climbest up a ladder and thou hearest something splatter loose bowels
i'm currently suffering from 99 separate dilemmas
you live but once
I shall accePt your request to start a scuffle Alas
Interesting tale My male sibling
silence wench mount my steed
Wenches find themselves falling
nay sayers will nay say
The honey badger is indifferent to established societal norms
Seems the tempeture has risen take thine cloths off woman
to hell with the constabulary emanating directly from the subterranean
disregard the  constabulary
What occurs in thou vegas Shall linger there
aT dUSK
WHO DWELLS IN AN TROPICAL FRUIT SUBMERGED BELOW THE SURFACE OF THE MAIN poriferaBOB squaretrousers
i hurled it towards the turf WHEREAS i refuse to adhere to thine conformity good sir
Advance to the window
Release it as though it  contained abnormally high external temperatures
‘tis not burdensome obtaining delight all the while thou possesseth a library card
mine skills will pay thy bills
when thee lads are in thy Residence Plummet Like It is sweltering
She may have been a lady of high social standing and class in public but resembled an insatiable animal whilst in my bed chambers
May we indulge in the fiction that airborne vehicles in the sunless canopy are similar to quickly flying celestial bodies. I most definitely could benefit from making a request at this time
fornicate the Constabulary  emanating directly from the subterranean
brother
I ACQUIRED a new automobiel are you a SPREADABLE fruit CONDIMENT?
If you are having wench predicaments i feel dreadful for you offspring   I have 99 predicaments but the ladylike are not one
one small disagreement occurred
I am on the correct path
Mine bodily appearance is of a physically alluring nature and i am aware of it.
I AM IN POSSESSION OF FOUR SCORE AND NINETEEN DILEMMAS AND AN UNPLEASANT FEMALE COUNTERPART IS NOT CLEARLY SEEN TO BE ONE
I do not continually imbibe crude wheat-based alcoholic beverages
is thy mind in a metaphorical state of gelatine?
Human of african origin thou hast illegally borrowed my two wheeled transportational device
the sound of this imbecile's name does not fill my heart with hate rather pity
Thou Loveth me not Thou art merely attracted by mine canine technique
I FEEL IT NECESSARY TO ENQUIRE HAST THOU EVER WITNESSED THE MOIST PRECIPITATION?
I am exhaling tremendous quantities of illicit smoke conversing on my mobile communication device
Gucci
Doth appear to be Friday..  Lift thy extremities into yonder atmosphere as if thy truly did not ponder the outcome!
is thine less divine
eiaoeoh engaging in an outward expresion of halarity
RESENTERS WILL BE COMPELLED TO RESENT
There does not exist an individual as splendid as i i am simply so crisp and unsoiled
Dat ankle
the entirety of thine bases art posessed by us
I sing praises in honor of thy day of birth. Thou belongest in ye olde animal exhibition! thou resemblest a primate in both appearance and pungency!
Play competitive matches so vigorously fornicators of the maternal sort wish to levy financial penalties against me
i am pleased when thou refers to me as thy ample patriarch
MY PERFORMANCE IS undoubtedly strong  ForNICATORS OF MATRIARCHS REQUEST A PENALTY OF ME monetarily
My proficiency in the sport of basketball is such that these ludicrous people involved in sexual congresss with mothers would like to impose a tax on my collected wealth Nonetheless
Given you are troubled by an issue of import
Divine Fable kinsperson.
i ball so adamantly fornicaters try to locate my position
Infant
The city of miami is where i am currently residing wench
Thy coitus twas legen-anticipate it- -dary!
Thine pastry is untrue
they see me operating my automobile they are prejudice
DIRECT THINE MITTS TO THE SKY AS IF TO IMPLY THAT YE DO NOT TAKE HEED OF THE SUBJECT IN QUESTION
What resides in the ascending direction my brethren
Four score and nineteen misFortunes But a wench is nary a one
EXCELLENT TALE  now remove thine corset
brethren before wenches
Autonomous robotic organisms
Pardon Me I plan to imbibe more ALCOHOL than is advisable this evening
XCIX ProBLEMS of which none are attributable to female dogs
wake up in the morrow  feeling like the negro diddy
Thine Lass seeks to swab my loins with her RUMP
It seemeth thy wooden furnishings which we eat upon hath been rotated  in a half circular manner
male sibling must post a digital picture of this event or pray tell it hath never happened
doth thy feel fortunate mischievous rogue?
I reside in your compound Terminating your infantry
i desire to dwell beneath the ocean surface within an octopod's agricultural premises among the areas not reached by the sunlight
There does not exist anyone as magnificent as i i am simply so spry and Hygenic
one shan't prance around copulating with the faces of others
I summon the rain upon them fornicators
beverages beverages beverages beverages beverages beverages beverages beverages beverages beverages beverages beverages beverages beverages beverages beverages to all of the individuals in my presence
i am very welcoming of this weekend and will be drinking to show appreciation of it
Scrutinize thineself  prior to wrecking thineself
pardon me
Back Up Thy Claim With Visual Evidence Lest ITs Legitimacy Be Denied Recognition
WERE YOU AWARE
When thou beholdest it Thou shalt defecate construction materials
Abscond Harlot Divert Thine Path
I Gaveth that wench suffrage wenches adore suffrage
I have seen you in a motor coach with the wench of my longing       And I surmise
disregard education acquire currency
Now i'm not saying that she searches below ground for a shiny substance but she isn't cavorting with Any impoverished men of an inferior color
Halt your actions my timepiece indicates a necessity for mallets
Three rodents with defective vision
Defecation occurs
be wary for we observe a cruel buttocks muscle in the vicinity
Everyone is indifferent if the current date is not that of your birth
candy of cotton
Cease not Acquire it
tis the hour for rendering harm to foes whilst masticating a sugary treat alas
thy female parenting figure is a woman getting laid with several strong men
thy beauty is UNPARALLELED milady  therefor i shall place my life stick
The greater monetary value I stumble upon The more difficulties I endure
BRETHREN DOST THOU EVEN USE THINE ARMS TO COUNTERACT THE FORCE OF GRAVITY?
I enjoy voluptuous posteriors and I am unable to propagate an untruth
CERTAIN EVENINGS I LINGER AWAKE MONETIZING MY ILL FORTUNE
HINDQUARTERS HINDQUARTERS HINDQUARTERS cease
i ask that you permit my absence as i plant my lips toward the heavens
luccille in the upper atmosphere with gemstones
I thoroughly suggest that one performs a rudimentary inspections of ones self... before one irrecoverably causes catastrophic damage upon ones self
What is afoot my black Aquaintence?
My iced dairy beverage brings all the gentlemen to the castle grounds
We have recently been acquainted
With astounding strength
The administrative members of this website are partaking in evening slumber upload pictures of MINIATURE equines partaking in unspeakable acts of intimacy
friggest thou and the steed that bore thee hither
Move
Over yonder the fair damsel took a promenade on the thoroughfare canting a ballad with the oddest of refrains
IT IS﻿ POSSIBLE TO INSTRUCT YOU ON HOW TO CREATE SUCH DAIRY BEVERAGE but i would have to levy a fee.
Young Lady
Oscillate thine manipulative appendages in the atmosphere as if there are not repurcussions.
The bystanders observe me rotating  THey disapprove most heartily
thou will forcefully cause misplacement of mine cerebral cortex with height at this location
cheeeerrrsss! sexually attractive madams!
I admire large posteriors and I am frankly unable to tell you a mistruth You other bretheren are scarce able to contradict me
Thine associates do abstain from dance and
woop! woop! methinks one can hear the bow street runners
I shall depart shortly upon an accelerant laden tin can and I have absolutly no knowledge regarding my return
I possess 99 quandaries Much to my Advantage
They Observe me rotating They Disapprove
oh yes
mother informed me  TO render thee unconscious
Doth Mother know YOU WEARETH HER DRAPES?
VIGOROULSY SHAKE ! VIGOROULSY SHAKE ! VIGOROULSY SHAKE ! VIGOROULSY SHAKE ! VIGOROULSY SHAKE !  INDEED
I shall share with thee HOW I EMERGED AS THE YOUTHFUL HEIR TO THE THRONE OF BEL-AIR.
copulate the constable
I have a parcel in my pantaloons and Im not afraid of others viewing the parcel Im sexually appealing and I am aware of it
Tis the fifth hour of the morn
My chilled amalgam of freshly extracted bovine lactation product and frozen dihydrogen monoxide successfully entices all homosapiens within close proximity and for whose physiology is greatly influenced by testosterone to the socially inviting confines of my current geographical location.   Indeed
In west philadelphia i was conceived and brought up as a proper gent
minuscule pony of mine  companionship is witchcraft
on this day's eve
I am within The Boundaries of the county of dade wench
I enjoy my REPETITIVE percussion at an upbeat tempo and my tones to be of low frequency
i fancy it when you call me large father
fornicate it we shalt accomplish the task at hand contemperaneously with the time
please relocate thyself from the radius of my visual cortex
posteriors Posteriors Posteriors Posteriors Posteriors  CEASE!
'Twas Extraordinary
thou art enraged bretheren?
thou art  a nonsensical wench
checketh thy self before thou wrecketh thy self
All the females doth proclaim
i perceive not how thou mayest strongly dislike from the outer parts of the dance court thou cannot enter in? hohoho. Let us proceed!
I want to be The Unrivaled Champion That no one has had the honor or chance before me
Towards the left towards the left everything thou doth own in the encasement towards the left
Hark! A Lady approaches I shalt lay with her
I delcare null your Hypothesis on the truth of the universe and in its place i accept an alternative hypothesis of my own creation
it is nothing more than a festive gathering of young hooligans
If thou approves of it
inhale cannabis vapor three-hundred sixty-five times per annum
i started the process of combustion with the presently falling liquid precipitation. i then proceeded to view the blazing liquid precipitation whilst simultaneously feeling your face.
The Language of the anglo saxons bedder of maidens
'TWAS the time at orchestra encampment
doth what she hath said
good day mongrel
Coudst thou vacate the area whoreson dog vacate the premises wench
i am situated within the hovel of curd-garnished bread; So too
as done in the manner of one's superiors
Raise your appendages to the heavens And flail them as if you have no regard for the world
I dost not bequeath a single ounce of care toward The commonwealth in mine immediate north Taking the form of a mitten
do not simply remain upright in the position you are currently occupying begin strategic courtship maneuvers
my love
My speach is so articulate less fortunate gentleman want to take my funds
I am plagued by many dilemmas numbering four score
Everyday i am rearranging items in a set so as to change their relative positions
mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolk to mine yard and lo they reply 'tis better than thine'
I haTh fourscore and nineteen tribulations Nary a wench among them
I am not declaring the culprit or culprits at hand to be extraterrestrial beings However it is undeniable that extraterrestrial beings are responsible for this peculiar phenomenon
That which doth not finish mine existance can only lead to an increase in my brawn
Spheres so Dense to the degree where maternal fornicators require to locate me
i'm physically attractive and i'm aware of this statement
I enjoy whence thou label me 'enermous father' place thy phalanges above thyself if thou art an original gamesman
Take YON EMPLOYMENT IN THIS FAIR ESTABLISHMENT AND THRUST IT
appROACH MY PERSON bretHREN
HALt!! LEt us  Have our fornicated mother endure in the period of the hammer
I can operate my two-wheeled mode of transportation With nary a use of either of its safety handle features
thou hath given unto love an undesirable representation
Useth the internet Stumbleth over obscure archer reference
Live HASTILY  Expire PREMATURELY
you shant stick that  electric thing in me brother
my african-american allies are quartered in paris and their behavior can be likened to that of gorillas
ninety nine rather stressful issues are currently bestowed upon thyself though a female dog isn't one
I commandeth thy to close thine mouth female canine
If you have female issues
I Have recently underwent coitus and i experienced feelings of exuberance
Bretheren Residing In The capital of france
Sir You Best Verify Thyself Before you Destroy Thyself
Curse you
I inquire which seat shalt i take upon thy vehicle this morning
Who's your Pater familias?
deploy the lips of justice on my genitals
I do declare That anyone upon this public forum that dares to disagree with me is of a homosexual orientation
If it is not my sitting stool
Disregard Women Acquire Currency
Who allowed the hounds in the exterior?
Whole Immense Club Full Of Promiscuous Wenches
I am aware of the fact that wenches tend to find me strapping
venture towards the viewing pane
fOX-LIKE BANDIT PROHIBIT THY THIEVERY
EXCELLENT QUESTION NO
oscillate your posterior For the purpose of my pleasure
Couldst thou teach me how to douglas? becuase all of mine wenches are showing affection towards me.
Salutations Canine; i have heard that you find a certain activity desirable. Subsequently
Cometh At me Good Sir
I hath taketh the hand of thy sibling in holy matrimony       what actions dost thou taketh
suppose which individual hath returned? returned again? 'tis shady who hath returned. Verbally relate this fact to a compatriot.
forever alone Perpetual solitude
disregard Planet Acquire infinite wealth
OH NO! FISTICUFFS HAVE commenced im about to render thy lights INOPERATive
hence thine wench nary a purpose but sandwich producer
Many moons ago
I VIEW YOU GALLIVANTING ABOUT THE VILLAGE WITH THE WOMAN WHO I DESIRE
it seems as though you are agitated
Let us be Enthralled this rhythm is ill I desire passage apon your conducting baton
Gentlemen Where is my Carriage?
If thou desires animosity then please
Common denominations of currency would appear to dominate all that I survey Acquire sufficient funds
ARt thou
Fascinating story brother
I'm on the correct Trail
I have acquired for yon harlot a walking stick... Harlots are enamored of walking sticks.
I have noticed you moving forth around the settlement  alongside the maiden i have amorous emotions towards and as a consequence i bequeath fornicate thyself and a fornicate herself likewise
everyday i shall move my feet in a shuffling manner
party like it's 1799
Frequently doth i elevate my upper appendages skyward declaring 'AYE
ascertain thine self Before  thee contributes to thine own destruction
Jersday thursday Fistpump!
are you the boy who has sex with pre-pubescent children? if so
i'm not implying that her only interest in a fellow is his bullion  but curiously she never converses with penniless individuals
my abode is graced by everybody's presence tonight everybody ought to have an extravagant time
doth thou know that of which i speak
art thou furious advance upon me bretheren
Speak salutations to my DIMINUTIVE companion
mammon for naught and thine wenches without cost
my crimson independent goblet
Dost thou even hoist Male sibling?
If the melody is satisfactory She will participate in ball room functions for the duration of the evening
Does thou even inquire to one's self  on associating thy mouth in the quest of vacuming my testicles?
lucas I am thine paternal figure
SIMILAR TO AN OFFICIAL
That was done in the fashion I verily approve Uh Huh Uh Huh
similar to an engineered structure resting in a superior position to a non-placid body of water I shall endeavor to recline so as to be fixed in a horizontal position
I prefer Callipygian posteriors
WENCHES ART INSANE
As your brother
We thrived beneath the curling swells Within our saffron tinted undersea schooner
Bid greetings to my miniature amigo
What does the red carnivorous mammal with pointed muzzle and bushy tail Speaketh of
Ingested a mixed drug i am perspiring
My thoroughly jostled combination of milk and ice cream causes all of the males to proceed to the terrace. they inform me that it is of greater quality than yours. certainly
RECRUIT THINE lips to demonstrate affection Upon my gluteal crease
perform the harlem tremor
I do not believe it was necessary to cease all contact! From here on﻿ out
FAIR MAIDENS OF QUESTIONABLE HONOR THOU ART TRIFLING!
I doth infer that you my lady are indeed a madame of low intellect and are indeed sexually promiscuous
Proceeding down the thoutoughfare
Madame had quite the excessive hindquarters so i called her quite the excessive hindquarters
it is most definitely socially advantageous to be akin to a rectangle with four equal sides
i hath cometh out of comptonshire my brethren shalt mate with thy mother and make thine sister believe that i love her
i know I just made your aquaintance
I apologise profusely mother
Male sibilings before loose women
the temperature in this room is increasing at an alarming rate please milady
I PARTICULARLY ATTENDED FOR  THE FEMALES AND REFRESHMENTS
I am incapable of operating my conveyance  at two-score and fifteen!
The larger the quantity of coins The larger the quantity of difficulties that shall hence require  solutions
emblems of authority? we do not require these emblems of authority!
hoist yon appendages skyward gesticulate them in an insouciant manner!
The Gentleman named Jessie is a chum. i UNDERSTAND THAT HE IS A GOODLY CHUM
A most captivating tale Good sir
Enlightening tale Brother
Hark! i just met thou and thus is coo coo but here's my address send me a haiku and all the other lads are jousting for thee beseech my father and court me
I must depart
Verily
wenches of low status be fumbling on the earth
In the past i was a voyager such as thine self however i was assaulted with a shafted projectile object in my knee
every consumer in this lavish pub... is currently achieving an intoxicated status.
i own dancing abilities similar to sir michael phillip jagger
the sweet iced bread is a falsehood
It appears as though in recent times
mother i am conscience-stricken. by no means did i yearn to displeasure thee.  AT NO TIME
thine roses doth stench of excrement
And so she began to communicate so unbecoming of her to I that many were unaware as i extended my palm as a flesh-peddler AND i struck her verily as the jezebel she is
wilst thou apply traction to my primary digit?
The society of wu tang is not to be trifled with
halt! Gaveltime!
lay hands on a desirable member of the opposite sex and state Greetings! I wish to have everything by the morn
Thou may have over 7 fortnights of issues yet a maiden be not amongst them
disregard women acquire levels
I adore mother
Reposition thyself
I have an affinity to large posteriors and i find myself unable to speak deceitfully
Violate me sexually violate me sexually
Dont beckon my alias
and what does it matter that we enjoy consuming alcoholic beverages We live in thy world as disorderly and autonomous adolescents
Directly coming from the grand city of compton
Proceed
AT THIS PRESENT TIME
I PERCEIVE that thou art a ganster I am rather gangster myself
tis no harm if we grow intoxicated
fobbing magnets how doth one operate thee
Sincere apologies plumber Thou wench awaits in a differnt citadel
I hereby request that gentlmen of little fortitude and questionable personage  take leave from this libation Establishment
I possess promiscuous females In various numerical regions
what is aloft ye?
i resolved to mate with milady
Thine home is no longer the residence of one Shaniqua
perturb thine back side shew me thy means of production
I doth enjoy IMMENSELY when thou refers to thy as large father figure
OH
SO ALLOW US TO ENflame mother earth; WE CAN BLAZE WITH MORE LUMINOSITY than our celestial body of orbit
apprentice me in the arts of 'Douggie'
Twas the heat of the circumstance informing me on what your cardiactic organ implied
within new amsterdam shaped stone gorges where ambitions are forge
i am within the boundaries of the county of dade wench
a young filly with whom i have spent many a pleasant evening has copulated with another i shall eject her to the area where the pavement meets the carriageway
CEASE! Loathing tis frowned upon
I was once an explorer such as thouh art till a wooden projectile PUNCTURED my kneecap
this is the reason wherefore i am scalding
What variety of nutritional sustenance doth she prefer to consume fish sliced parallel to the spine?
According to numerous sources of questionable credibility you no longer have feelings for the woman with whom you previously shared an intimate relationship.
I delcare that i have never gazed apon a behind such as yours
I preceded to consume a vined fruit and i ejaculated semen in my pantaloons
Retain it geniunely
Every area i proceed to
All i partake in is victory it matters not what
Buttocks Buttocks buttocks buttocks  buttocks buttocks buttocks buttocks.   Cease.
TINA apply a curling regiment unto thine artificial locks
Fornicate Michigan
visage down posterior toward the heavens That is the ideal position in which we prefer to fornicate
I quoth 'What gentlemanly activity dost thou partake in?' he replied 'I partake in rugby.' i dismissed him in anger.
when thou hast female company thou hardly knowst protect thyself by wearing a fish skin
dost thou enjoyeth the pleasant aromas of my dutch oven?
Divine Saga Male Sibling
it is rather EXQUISIT this particular night and i am questing for something foolish to perform hail infant. i believe i wish to court you
let us commence with the merrymaking
Sincerest Apologies
art thou mad
smell this finger
Very SUITABLE figure  and i am quite aware of that fact.
thou beought to Clean thy quarters BUT NEH I FANCIED ME A JOINT
Upon a Time
It is but the termination of this globe as we perceive it And I am Well
If anyone at this gathering was to make a mark on my all white leather shoes i would be forced to UnHOLSTER my weapon
it's a social gathering of people
What hath ye besaught? fish fillet?
Undulate
We are equidistant from our origin and destination surviving on a divine imploration
I do not wish to imply that she is practised in the art of extracting precious minerals from the earth  however
A lifespan is a female canine following
Those with a natural disposition towards hatred will continuously plague me with the said hatred
I hath no tunic
I PROCEEDED to commit arson to the precipitation so that i could visualize it combusting
AFRICAN AMERICAN MALES LOCATED IN FRANCE'S FINE CAPITAL
I Emerse myself in Protracted Affairs of Recurring Herculean ViGor   I Must Disclose My Knowledge to the authenticity of My Voluptuousness
It doth be an extended distance to the peak If you choose to play music of the rock and roll genre
thou
Cantankerous women are naught but harlots and charlatans
Thy malted beverage bringith strapping young gentlemen to one's pasture to which they give much praise
I'm on the very cusp of honor deserved for notable achievements
Greetings! 'Twas it i for whom you are seeking?
fornicate and be gone!
Thine Aggressors  Will Continue to Aggress
Dewey thou dost not want any portion of this
Wert thou enthralled by it thou shouldst with a precious band have adorn'd it
Your mother is so ponderous two men attending to her sexual needs could easily avoid being aquainted with each other!
My sincerest apologies but the royal heiress dwells in another stronghold
i whispered abruptly in her auditory receptors may you rightfully concern yourself a fright at the palpability of my grim like characteristic
direct thy displeasure towards the entertaining diversion not the gentleman taking part in it
Thou shall masticate fecal Matter And perish where thine stands
i was planning on maintaining the upkeep in my dwelling until i burned cannabis and inhaled the smoke
The discharging of my musket was not rquired 'Twas an excellent morrow
ALL THE PURVEYERS OF FINE WENCHES Displace thine objects as if It were Rapidly increasing in temperature
My lactose concotion Fetches all the lads to the terrace
APPLY SKIN CLEANSING LUBRICANT TO THE EPIDERMIS oTHERWISE THOU WILL BE STRUCK WITH A HYDRODYNAMIC PROPELLING DEVICE ONCE MORE
might i inquire of thou
If thou lack currency take thine destitute derriere to THINE place of abode
i shall duel for my entitlement to the soiree
Those partial to hating shall hate. Those partial towards loving shall love.  I desire none of these choices. I desire only to relieve myself upon thee.
i desire not to labor for amounts of currency i want only to strike my PERCUSSIVE instrument for excessive periods
Buttocks so ponderous i require a frolic on my crotch
Festival stone is in the dwelling presently
hello dames
I enjoy brewed bean beverages as i do the gentler sex Teeming with seed and hailing from africa
forget the boundaries in which we must play i possess a large sum of currency
Alas female
PRINT MY NAME PERMANENTLY UPON THY EPIDERMIS SO THAT I MAY CONCLUDE IT BE GENUINE
in no way shape or form do i offer a flying fornication
Step aside loose woman pardon me
Absurdly extensive did not scrutinize
BEAREST NOT CONTEMPT FOR THE Pugilist Bearest contempt rather for the pugilism
It Seems Your Moderately perturbed MY brethren
I recently in thee not so far long pass of time fornicated!
superior male comrades over women who sell their bodies for sex
a celebration shall commence at my dwelling this night may the populace find it an enjoyable occasion
Oh lady
ANALYZE thyself before one wrecks thyself
rhetoric is rendered to thy family matriarch
thou art a fit wench let us go to my carriage to fornicate
I prematurely Ejaculate within my trousers at every moment you mayhap be within my vicinity
One Of My most Principal qualities is the Fact That I attract  peoples' attention with my physical exquisiteness And I am Self Aware of this matter.
my dairy beverage gathers all the gentle men to the enclosure and they're like it's more SUPERIOR than yours
Become affluent or perish in the meanwhile
Scotty
The higher quantity of currency The more issues bestoweth
Make haste towards me Brethren
I must resolve my mental dilemma Wither seat should i occupy
CONSUMMATE with thine seating apparatus
with my mental processes on my economic status and my economic status on my mental processes
Hey Occupy Wallstreet Occupy A job you hippy bums
I HAVE ACQUIRED 99 PROBLEMS BUT A WENCH ACCOUNTS FOR NONE OF THEM
I have the uncanny ability  to straddle my velocipede while lifting my hands from the steering implements
Come Hither
My affluence makes a nonsense of the regulations
If there's something ominous in thy village green who shall you telegraph
nice bosoms
Trousers on the earth
o
I procured for that female whom is the object of my affections a selection of decorative flora Females who are the objects of a male's affections are extremely well-disposed towards decorative flora
Interactions which are generally considered to be societally and personally gauche Are rendered acceptable  when performed in the process of a sexual encounter wherein a female enters into coitus with a pair of males
Soiree Boulder Findeth itself in the residence this evening
Position thy body on the ground All shall Mimic the motion of prehistoric beasts
HALT! THOU HATH CIRCUMVENTED THE RULES PUT FORTH BY THE COUrt PAY THE COUNCIL COMPENSATION OR SPEND TIME IN THE STOCKS!
The association known as Wu-tang is nothing to be dealt with heedlessly
wouldst the true Slender Shady please arise
I hath ninety-nine difficulties nary a wench among them
Walk towards me in an aggressive manor sibling of the male race
Brethren ere wenches
I beseech thee
I'm the gangnam style of the 18th century!
Knaves whose tongues drip of villainous prate Will nay forbare and aye apace hate.
slay not mine vibe canine of the female persuasion
Methinks thou desirest it. Methinks thou desirest it. Methinks thou desirest it. However
I Fancy
oh thy brother does thou even partake in strenuous  exercise?
My gyrations bring all the maidens to the yard And they remark it's superior to yours
transgression
i evaded from longing
she has permission to travel via a ticket and has no concerns regarding this opportunity
ceasy thy jabbering and recieve this gold of mine
encounter sir george jetson. his male offspring elroy. his female offspring
i say
Wenches who possess large posteriors: you are the primary cause of the earth's rotation
excrement transpires
i would consider it a pleasurable experience if i were located within the ocean in the darkened vegetation storage area belonging to a cephalapod
Canst thou impart unto me the directions to THE RUE DE S&#201;SAME?
I rather enjoy a hefty derriere and i am entirely unable to bear false witness
we are the clear victors my companions
That is verily performed in the fashion of which I approve uh huh uh huh
I hath combatted the justice system AND THEY APPEAR TO HAVE SUCCEDED IN THAT VENTURE
Brethren Does thou ever carry an object over the force of gravity?
Stow away thy progeny
it's time to fap!
Neither true nor false
My good sir The only fucks you get are from gentlemen
I am fond of large gluteus maximums and i am unable to bare false witness
once thou hath heard the cap been removed the festivities shalt fail to cease
Decelerate
I hold sympathy for the bufoon
young lad the situation at hand hath augmented in scale over a fleeting period of time
ME LO ZUSHI?
Fair Maiden
I don't suggest she excavates subterranian malleable metals although she is loathe to entertain the company of peasants
breaking glass containers like an arctic storm
wherefore art thou vexed brethren?
I'm going to violate thine buttocks with thy clenched hand
'One doth experience this mortal occupation but once.'
She engaged in combat With the floor The short female descended DESCENDED DESCENDED DESCENDED DESCENDED DESCENDED
oh my word young mother your buttocks are a substantial size
Thine lower extremity!
I do not believe myself to be mentally deficient
i possess ninety-nine difficulties but a canine of the female variety shan't be counted amongst them
I favour large posteriors and i'm unable to deceive
Poor Planning on your part does not constitue and emergency on mine
i don't always drink cognac
Hail
Wenches are by no means superior to faecal evacuations Rather
the canopy
Pair of dames one chalice
indeed
I have the roof of my landau folded away as I loudly exclaim currency means nothing to me
i prithy beg of thee pull my finger.
Greetings female of short altitude
most extraordinary is your lack of success
ThOu art the best everywhere Naught canst holdeTh thee down
Caution the aforementioned individual displays swagger
Oppan Gangnamese technique
No one person  has time for such slander
In the fashion of the gangnam district
I have travelEd the earth and 7 known bodies of water All of the people are seeking an Unspecified goal
AND THOSE INCESTUOUS MATERNAL PHILANDERERS BEHAVE AS IF THEY ARE UNFAMILIAR WITH DOCTOR ANDRE YOUNG
HALT the HAMMER IS NIGH
among our resources is a gentleman of emerald skin
many occasions
I spherical object so hard peasants wish to know my location
we hath discovered romantic feelings in an area devoid of faith
do not give birth to a bovine sir!
you must pose one interrogative to yourself feelest thou of good fortune?  Well
brother doth thee even raise?
thrust thy limbs upwards towards the heavens and set them forth into movement with great disregard
why in the nether regions of hades  did you not empty the water in the porcelain pot of excrement
ONE FAILED TO Bestow A rodents mule
how can you tell if a politician utters a falsehood? if there is movement in his mandible
accrue great wealth and worldly fortune or expire in the turmoil of its pursuit
officer of the crown the  package of foliage doth not pertain to me
THY DIRECT FEMININE FOREBEAR BE SO CORPULANT SHE INCITES UTTER SOLAR CONCEALMENT
I am within the possession of a most fine refrigerated and flavoured liquefied dairy delectable
Dearest Beloved return to mine side many sort of hoddypeak mayhap perceive the allure similar to that of an enchanting object radiated from thou collective   entireness
I have my mental acuities firmly focused upon my financial status And my greenbacks are taking up much of my thoughts.
Brethren
dost thou even hoist?
I say
educate me on the ways of douglas
I would compare iT to an instance in whicH THou has ten times a thousand spoons In a time period in which one simpe cutting uteNsil is the only nessesity
my well dispersed lactose beverage  causes the gentlemen of the surrounding vicinity to enter my place of residence
All the additional adolescents with the expensive popular footwear  Should move away swiftly should move away swiftly  At a quicker rate than my lead projectile
fascinating story male sibling
behoove thyself and evaluate thou position hitherto a catastropHe of thy person
Attractive appendages
MUSKETS DO NOT INFLICT FATAL DAMAGE TO PERSONS
wench
IT DOTH REQUIRE A DUO TO ENABLE AN ENTITY TO PROCEED CORRECTLY CONVERSELY IT REQUIRES A DUO TO ENABLE A SITUATION TO BE IMPERCEPTIBLE TO THE EYE
I DO DECLARE THAT YOU ROTATE my cranium completely UPON TRAVELLING IN A DOWNWARDS DIRECTION
I shall fornicate with a caucasian lady
I do declare faeces now begin to become reality
The Need did not exist to sever the path ahead of me
female companion
I am sexually appealing.. and quite aware of the situation
retreat toward thou air TRANSPORTATION device
Tis not the Anniversary of thy Lady's Birth But she Desires to exhale upon the wax sticks
FORNICATE WITH THOU WENCHES RECEiVE CURRENCY
Alas
the temperature in here is reaching unprecedented heights  thus
wenches are unaware OF MY PRIMARY MALE SEXUAL CHARACTERISTIC
All of the surrounding parties aare contributing to the onset of lunacy inside my cranium  up in here up in here
I hold the belief that I may sail airborne above us I hold the belief that my reach can extend into and make contact with the atmosphere
yes wench
in a manner consistent with a supervisor
OH YES
Hark
Check thineself before thou wrecks thineself
My dairy based beverages bring all the gentlemen to my house or place of work. They concur that it is of a higher standard than yours.
tmeast Thy merely exist a single time
Thou doth not always point when thou does
I'm partial to the method of which you execute your terms of employment at this establishment NO DIggity
Resenters will continue to resent
Each 24 hours of the calendar I am Disarranging
male Spawn of female canine
The temperature appears to be rising above normal thou must remove thyne outer garments
Ye might as well apply a bolt-fastening utensil upon yourselves my fellow companions For i am departing towards mine residence
Well
Another one chomps the grit
all the harem-keepers in the domicile release it forthwith like it were uncomfortably heated
similar to thy leader
antler principality wench antler
if thou wish to be my young child it matter not if thou art obsidian or alabaster
i acknowledge your presence hello to you who does not wish me to acquire wealth and renown
When There iS An OccurRence In The Southern Part Of Los Angeles
'tis not an item
i am gazing upon the masculine human within the reflecting looking glass I AM BESEECHING UPON HIM TO CREATE ALTERATIONS
Please
salutations. my persona is that of inigo montoya. thou hath caused the death of my patriarch
Girls with larger posteriors: You cause this great planet to rotate
On the ocassion that I travelled to the iberian peninsula
RefrAin from loathing the participant Loath Only the activity in which he doth participate
Thy shaken and THICKENED milk Attracts all of the males to thy proprety
Oh true black man what art thou doing?
without occasion to slumber until brooklyn
Dost thou have a shilling in thine pocket
i understand that the american state of california is best acquainted with the rules of alcohol consumption
please arrange thine hands such that they are within my line of vision
Please
fellow regulators! mount thy steeds.
I politely Decline your offer
i yurn to achieve the rank of best in the way none of my predecessors have
BE WARY THERE IS A BADASS ON THE PREMESIS
may i inquire as to what there may be in the upward direction hound
we art but in our youth so let us commit arson across tis earth
my superiors observed me driving a rather expensive automobile they developed a strong distaste for my person
EXISTENCE IS A SHE DOGGESS; AND THEN YOU EXPIRE  THAT'S WHY MINE BRETHEN GAIN ALTITUDE
i have seen thou around the township with the woman for whom my affection overfloweth and i exclaimed
'twas the elevated tempurature of the juncture in question disclosing unto me the true nature of thine praecordial muscle's intent
despiseth  shalth the despisers
Attempt to catch me Journeying in a state of filth
Its quite difficult to conduct business as a guardian of courtesans
Wench of arabic origin reveal thy enchanting folk dance involving thy abdomen
my fondness for thee might increase if we were to share my bedstead
if the volume is higher than the comfortable amount for your ears then you are in an above average state of seniority
Feast thine eyes upon me at this time i am acquiring scrolls
SPHERICAL object quite solid african americans wish to fine me  before that african americans must find me
Young Lady
Verily
You possess the appearance of an imbecile with your trousers down upon the soil.
depart at moonlight
I would enjoy to see thou in your suit of birth
On occasions one acquires sensation A sensation which one never
I'm burdened by a PLETHORA of woes but
young child
fornicate hartnell acquire currency
Does thee not aspire that thine female COURtIER was attractive like myself?
Thou canst not lay finger hither
Salutations! Gabba Gabba
Posterior
I desire the Funds
Traversing downwards to the southern park district going to obtain for oneself a splended day
LET ME PURCHASE YOU A BEVERAGE
burn and inhale illegal drugs get uncontrollably intoxicated
I have aquired 99 complications but a wench is not included in the latter list
All the maidens say that i pretty flyeth for a caucasian fellow
i hath admirable feelings towards thy tortoises
I OCCASIONALLY THRUST MY UPPER LIMBS TOWARDS THE ATMOSPHERE PROCLAIMING MY NECESSITY FOR LEISURE
escuse me educational instructor please leave these children alone
point your eyes in my direction for i am receiving some currency
I enjoy it greatly when thou refers to me as robust father wave your appendages in open space if thou is a person of great importance
Say damsel may i strike thine rear quarters?
Allow me to inform that thou hast been overzealous in thine aliment charring endeavors and
wench
'tis a considerable distance to the crest if thou dost wish to rotate a stone
Dusk to dawn
I do not desire your hell-destined lemons What am I to do with them?
existence is merely  FEMALE DOGS coupled with legal tender
my dear friend
thou art not compelled to retire to thy respective domiciles nevertheless
i shall put forth five shillings upon it
due to my darker complexion foul sheriffs believe they can exterminate any not belonging to the largest ethnic group
I prefer AmPle posteriors
Existent fellow african-American male WHAT INTERESTING TALK HAVE YOU BEEN IN THE PRESENCE OF LATELY?
OH ye adolescent bearers of inflated footwear FLEE BEFORE ME
THou proclaim that thou art a womanizer altough i fornicated thou spouse
female canines Defy Gravity in the habitual sense
REYNOLDSON! THOU ART A PROMISCUOUS INDIVIDUAL OF THE FEMALE GENDER
Mine difficulties number four score and 19 however
all the people observe me accelerating throughout the township with the wench they adore they are predjudice
NARY DOES THERE EXIST AN INDIVIDUAL ON THIS INTERSECTION WHOMS POMPOUS NATURE RIVALS THAT OF MY ENTOURAGE
Females are not fecal matter but gardening tools and sorcery
i do say
i am unfortunately one who tends to arrive in last place regarding many matters
the metropolis of saint louis
would one of my brethren please alert the authorities posthaste? there is a young girl engulfed in flames on the ballroom floor
That ExcRement Fanatical
Art thou indignant male sibling?
Have at thee
PArtake in recreation to such an extent Unsavory gentlemen attempt to tax me
do you wish
Do not refer to my current action as a return to a previous state of prominence I have occupied my current location for a period of time sufficient to allow the Earth to orbit the Sun a number of times
wench
thou can't transform a lady of easy  virtue into a noble hussy
proceed thou of small stature for this day is the anniversary of the day of your birth
expell faecal matter unto deborah's study not dissimilar to a leader of some sorts
Diurnally I involve myself with the rigorous collection of wealth
Millhouse does not multiply fruitfully upon the collective human psyche
i enjoy generating motion generating motion
Frozen water has returned with a pristine Innovation
Fornicate with a female carrying a child adjourn to tell my acquaintances it was a menage a trois
Spawn portraits ACQUIRE swag
One of my digits hath been clamped in the maw of young charles
My lactose-based beverages summon all the gentlemen to The small area of propterty in front of my dwelling and they are under the sincere impression that they are superior to thine own
I have 99 predicaments but  a serving wench is not among them
I used to fornicate with prostitutes but then i took a musket ball to the knee
riveting tale chap
she is a dwelling built of masonry and cement she is grand
I doth enjoy rather large Posteriors for which an untruth i cannot bring forth
I Have recently underwent coitus and i experienced feelings of exuberance
my milk based beverage  brings all the males to my ESTABLISHMENT
Someone shall contact 911 thy short wench is combusting on thy platform of RHYTHMIC movement
Tis IMPOSSIBLE for THE COMMUNITY ROUSING GROUNDS  TO bear me DURING THE PRESENT OCCURENCE
Brethren BEFORE WENCHES
IN THE MANNER OF A SUPERIOR
rise in morn exsude feelings of great diddyness
Beset with fourscore and nineteen predicaments albeit nary a wench amongst them
Not everyday i indulge thineself with spirits but when i do thou indulges in two x's
what wear ye under thine kilt?
However
If you are not consuming large amounts of alcohol remove thyself from this establishment
i posses an exceedingly voluminous quantity of physically appealing characteristics furthermore
Inclusive of all adolescents With Air Infused athletic footwear i insist you move at a swift pace to avoid the potential danger of a firearm
What Knowledge dost thou possess of that?
Festivus Stone Be in thine dwelling this evening
Wu-TANG clan is an entity not to be taken lightly in jest
Where art thou Cannabis brethren
Those who detest will continue to detest
Excrement my boy
Infant
Methinks we can amicably place our quarrels aside us. For the good of Science. You heathen.
may we perchance envision that heavier-than-air craft appearing in the Darkened Heavens are similar to descending meteors? Verily Could I afford a request at present
Does thou Look Like A wench?
Prey observe my person at this current juncture I am in the process of obtaining pulp-based revenue
Fornicate wenches acquire currency
hark wench!  have patience until you may view my genitals
yonder defecation  is rather ludicrous
performing rotational motions upon thy grounds becoming so wildly amused that my rump does not remain attached
mah lady spread. thy. thighs.
Gaze upon me now I am Obtaining currency
pimping since 1798.
YOUR COUNTENANCE GOD Castigate IT
Woman
I understand you most enjoy thinking your excrement does not emit unpleasant odors yet i feel that roses do smell quite putrid
does marsellus wallace resemble a female canine?
one
we rhythmically move as if we are unintelligent our persons losing the sensation of feeling
I am moving in a singular motion out of thine town of compton
i desire this excrement for the remainder of time
I HAVE ACQUIRED 99 SEPARATE  ENIGMAS  and they all consist of wenches
If thou canst not handle our cannibis Thou must be a serving wench
If the wench wants to be of ill repute and solict her goods at weeks end It does not concern thee
settle down thine bosoms
I simply do not lend an obscene derogatory term for sexual relations
Gentle men
Unyeilding affection is what I posess. Do not commence angry mob violence. You shall sense it when this waltz rises in tempurature.
that particular social gathering was disconnected from the metal linking
MY fellow african americans and i refuse to rhythmically move in accordance with instrumental tones We simply hoist our trousers higher
convulse thine glutes similarly to a salt dispenser
If thou has no currency return thou poverty-stricken bottom to thou domain posthaste
The constables continously spy upon me whilest in my carriage I perceive they wish to arrest me for mine unlawful pharmacuticals
I am not to a level of understanding as to how one is able to slander from outside of the establishment When one is not allowed to step foot inside the PREMISES
'Tis nothing more  than a Social Gathering of Ruffians
It is not my implication that she is a prospector of precious metals But she does not associate herself with impoverished negroes
erroneous dissenters will persist!
The sole action i perform is to winneth (thrice over)
You sir are an asshat
Wooden appendages with attached foliage and lithic fragments may fracture my calcified structure but veribiage will not cause me untoward distress
Do not electrocute me with your incapacitating weapon
you cant vote
I emplore you make haste and fornicate with thy self
i emplore you! come towards my general direction. bretherin!
Make thine advancements towards me brethren
MAke hasty egress to thyn chopper
if my memory does indeed serve me right
i shalt decide upon a way which is visible i shalt decide upon freewill
those accustomed to disliking will continue to dislike
He pronounced that it wasn't as homosexual as the time of the day when the sun is just below the horizon
My Frozen Milk BEVERAGE Bringeth all thy YOUNG GENTLEMEN TO MY BURGH AND THEY SPEAKETH
I desire thou in my sleeping quarters
I pray i expire before i become advanced in years
I must accquire nautical vessels and wenches aplenty
myself and wench are most similar to those who bear live young so let us imitate that of those among the unearthing channel
Look! they do Hasten In Multitudes For Every Female Doth Swoon O'er a Well-Garbed Gentleman
continue your particular subculture's sexual activities within the realm of sin and damnation Homosexual individual who partakes of anthropomorphic creature fiction
I admit I am at a loss as to how to perform the action of firing high-tensile strength organic thread and ask for your assistance
watch me  do this solder boy
I am fond of when you identify me as large father
Thou desire movements simular to jagger's i possess movements simular to jagger's.
Disregard females ACQUIRE currency
Men of african descent Inside the largest city in france
Galivant around with ladies receive currency
Advance upon me Bretheren
Ma'am
Your paragraph contains an extraordinary amount of information and has surpassed the optimal length that would manage to keep my attention; Consequently
i intended to illustrate the final portrait of king louis xvi before his execution during the french revolution but then i got high
I wish to know what currently transpires my ethnic brethren
everybody in the establishment achieving slight intoxication
You will simply tarry thence and observe me ignite 'tis acceptable unto me as I fancy the fashion in which it aches
the sun is setting posthaste I suppose i must consume my own urine
Instruct me  in the art of douglas
mentally﻿ deranged  capabilities
Move thy locks to and fro
I prefer amPle DERRI&#200;REs and cannot deviate from the truth You other brethren cannot repudiate
silly wench
pray tell
I have Located You Madame BackSide
Prithee
such was stated by aforementioned female
party unrestrained with your member unrestrained
Dost thou even snip
we shall fornicate thine excrement in an upwards manner
Yon Skeptics wilt henceforth be skepticizing!
Kinsman
Hail
individual of african american decent your mental stability has come into question
Fornicate with consenting sentient creatures acquire legal tender!
prithee tell... how may one set a course for the street which takes the name 'sesame'?
i show no fear whatsoever in promptly ascending to a non-sedative position all people
loose woman thou shalt not assassinate my vibrations
party merrily with your member unrestrained
thou has not parted thy sneakers from thy feet thou shall still be addressed by thy name of sneakers o'toole
Thy countenance doth offend all sense of visual propriety and thy matron adorns thee in jester's vestments
Permit the tempest to continue violently Low temperatures were never a source of inconvenience to me in any case
The creatures of pokemon
I find your Left/right paradigm less than sublime
Oh this? Tis simply mine own 'selfie' absent make-up.. Am I not brave
why areth ye actingeth like a homosexual
Disregard conflict realize love
Verily
we will not be fooled by the old banana in the exhaust system ruse!
Twas my erroneous assertion My sibling of a male sort from a separate maternal lineage
I do not consume ale on a regular basis but Dos Equis is prefered on the occasions that I do
methinks the lady doth protest too much.
To yonder light hole to thine  structure Untill the perspiration trickles down my scrotum
DISREGARD CURRENCY ACQUIRE CARDBOARD
I do not mind airborne coitus  for i savour the aroma
Thous must be willing to participate in sexual relations with a woman of homely appearance at the drop of a hat
keepeth thyself anxious for quenching drink most honorable acquaintances of mine
I recently received an electronic message from kim its possible that she suffers from nymphomania
Be of good cheer its the day before the sabbath
I have been unable to obtain any state of comfort although i have attempted to do so repeatedly
Put upon your game facade My male sibling
thou art not the paternal figure
CEASE MOVEMENT! Creatively endeavor with an associate and lend thy ear
ART THOU HAVING A PARTY? I SHALL BRINGETH THE DUBSTEP
ART THOU HAVING A PARTY? I SHALL BRINGETH THE DUBSTEP
Rudolph with thy snout so luminous will thou navigate my sliding vehicle this evening
'TIS PITY TO BE THYSELF
I entreat you to hit me with your motor vehicle
DISREGARD ALGEBRA ACQUIRE POKEMON
trousers upon mine ankles trousers upon mine ankles
you sir
Amuse me younger sibling thy act of behavior rejoices my sense of humor
excuse me sir i believe your negro just stole my bicycle
government shutdown? yawn!
con three hundred million people? united states
yaar aap calcium ki goliyaan khayaa karo
oh hot resivour this is my jelly
Future Sprinter of The Leqanidruaivalu Family
Ah! is that a JB shirt?
I possess a profound desire to peruse the area upon mine bi-wheeled vehicle- I wish to commute upon it in any any locale I so choose
Greetings
One lives just once
It is in that manner
I am of the understanding that you wish to possess it
yee
Fornicate The Earth
hailing from Compton a quite deranged man who fornicates with his mother named frozen rectangle of ice
they thought we were smoking the herb of the american-indian rather
a secondhand purveyor offered a broken harpsichord. a broken harpsichord
Guten morgen vierfreunde
Exotic sweet spice flavoured iced water iced water infant child exceedingly cold exceedingly cold
the fecal matter has collided  with the cooling device
Inhibited by an exceptional strain of cannabis & spirits
I hate when someone calls me arrogant... EspeCially when they are clearly so far beneath me
Narry a Person Has TIME FOR SUCH THINGS
arise
Thou solely hast a singular breath
1/2 of a fortnight ago you gazed upon me
nary any person hath time for such matters
Outperform my kinsmen with such force Persons prone to engage in sexual acts with maternal parents wish to deplete my financial resources
my dear mother hath proclaimed Thou shalt be promptly induced in a state of unconciousness
african american whom resembles a female canine tis the excrement i do not fancy
apparently my metal     legal tender was insufficient Therefore
i would like to inquire as to whether or not you hoist heavy objects
I DOTH REMOVE PRICE LABELs
MY lone request to commemorate the anniversary of my birth is a voluptuous young woman of questionable moral fiber
it was at that point that the gray air obstructed my respiration i am afflicted with consumption; no person hath time for such circumstances
Come
how does moses make tea hebrews it
Well aren't you finer than two lambshanks in a hot pie
You sir are very welcome
Female canine I beg of you
I espy what thee hast yon               brought to fruition
I AM NOT declaring that she is mining for precious minerals but she is not associating with GENTLEMEN of lower finacial status
regarding this infant
Snow! Let's drift!
DISREGARD FEMALES ACQUIRE SILVER
The performance must continue We sleep not
My holstered flintlock is always on my person When I attend the dance hall
Celebration Geode is present in the establishment this evening; the entirety of humanity should partake in a delightful experience.
They Remain contempt And endeavor to observe me rIding in a way cOnsistent with being unclean
The current day of the week is Friday One must lower onesself on Friday
infant inftant infant
YOUR CONSCIOUS EXISTENCE ONLY MANIFESTS OVER A COMPARATIVELY INSIGNIFICANT PERIOD OF TIME
I am currently in the possession of 99 problems and they are all wenches
whats the difference between three dicks and a joke? your mom can't take a joke
AFRICAN I BEG OF YOU
Whatever could you possibly be mumbling about willis
cHEERIO LET'S PERFORM OUR TASKS ACCORDING TO THE RITES AND WAYS OF GANGNAM
ADVANCE TOWARDS ME  BRETHEREN
I KNOW OF NONE WHO HATH          sufficient temporal resources to contend therewith
Thats the commonplace saying
Thou aRt the beSt
I hath no desire to an imbecile of the american variety
I hath thy spine jacob female canines art deranged
I AM AWARE OF NONE WITH            SUFFICIENT TEMPORAL RESOURCES to contend with such an inconvenience.
Thus thou even hoist?
I'm going to purchase clothing with a surmountably small amount of revenue i'm on the lookout for a bargain this is incredibly satisfactory
dispel thyself with radiance as likened unto a geometrically cut rhinestone
I am so thorougly cleansed that I will allow you﻿ to draw my testicles into your mouth by creating a partial vacuum.
In lieu of the celebration
I enjoy rotund derrieres and this I can not detest
one does not ban one other for calling thou a beginner
At the present time I am in a supine position upon the frigid and unyielding terrain
A whistle-blower
Pardon me attractive  woman I conduct myself in a manner similar to those residing in Korea’s Gangnam District
Infant
i hath gotten harlots in different shires
Thy wenches are Sexually attracted to sosa
ExUde light in a refractive manner As if thou was a compressed stone of carbon shaped like a crystal
I made lip contact with a female And I must say I think I enjoyed it
All I desire for my date of birth Is a PromiscuOus woman with a large posterior
Halt! the time ofthe hammer is upon us!
Ne'er shall I relinquish you asunder Not ever will i disenchant thyself Nevermore will one hasten approximate  And foresake thee
whistle-blowing turncoats shall be sutured
i require a wench who will either sojourn with courage or perish
i cannot deny that am an individual shackled by indentured servitude for your express sexual pleasure
they have spent a fair proportion of their lives Residing in the ideal location of the slum dweller
We constructed this township upon bach and roll
Elvis presley is the royal male figure of a monarchy
hasta la vista infant!
Thou
may the day of thy birth  commence with great mirth
I will not verbally label her a prospector of gold However she will not associate with African American men of low economic stature
we are visually pleasing in the manner of precious stones in the celestial sphere
Dost thou hear that ominous sound? tis the sound of mayan prophecy books being moved to the dollar bin
When i was in the contest that is called Jeopardy i told the gentleman named trebek to do as a nursing child
greetings and salutations fellow canines how art thee?
his horse and carriage is a something less than a whole
as unintelligent as a grain sack filled with igneous material
I concur with you whole heartedly  my African american brother
All i require for my day of birth is a woman with ample hind parts.
two wenches and a single drinking receptacle
Ha! you caught me with my drawers unfastened!
Come Hither Bretheren
who's domicile run's domicile
I confirm that i hold the capability to send your retirement area into rapid motion
EXQUISITE FOOTWEAR WOULD THOUST ENTERTAIN FORNICATION?
Thou hast Imbibed immeasurably Withdraw to thine dwelling
Ignore austrian economics and thou shalt plummet the fiscal cliff
The number of vexing scenarios in which i find myself embroiled is four score and nineteen but a cumbersome wench is not one amongst them
My hand is void of abstainance  from the biscuit container
It is incumbent upon you to feud for the licence to make merry
Doth thou  Even hoist?
As of late thou hast become An individual with which I have associated myself in the past
Are you one of the gents who enjoys O.P.P.? Why yes
While I Will Admit That My Challenges In Life Amount To At Least Ninety And Nine I Will Council You That The Lacking Of A Young
I Possess Motions Quite Similar to Sir Michael Phillip Jagger
the temperature hath risen thus
I dare not say she be wont to pilfer and squander my good fortune but she trifles not with a penniless gentleman
I have an affinity for substantial posteriors and i cannot prevaricate
My iced dairy beverage gathers all the gentlmen in th courtyard and they have informed me that it is of higher quality than thine own
The more pence that cross my path the more misfortunes I suffer
I would be obliged to attempt to create a meme concerning the style of gangnam yet i am unaware of how to translate such
commit not the felonious act if you are unable to serve the term of sentencing.
fair maiden...you embody what i most desire you claim him to be a platonic acquaintence
It is an arduous task to speak cadence in tempo it is arduous
i perform all activities as if i were from a certain upscale asian village
Those notifying the authorities Shall require their wounds be sewn shut
currency dictates All of that which surrounds my presence
If Thou Art Not a fool exclaim 'we require a prenuptial agreement'
sixpence will  make her Waltz
show gratitude to the creator of all good things for the occasion that this very day is the glorious sixth day of the week
greetings and salutations!  greetings and salutations! It is a conundrum to me that you say farewell to thee
i am attractive and i am aware of it
tally-ho
The gentleman doth have the countenance of a lady
Photographs lest it did not occur
i shall cease this planet
This conflagration did not our party commence Nay it has burned continuously since the sun began circling the firmament
Depart from sanity depart from sanity  propel small fragments of sparkly plastic skyward causing a downpour
thou enjoys bulky posteriors
at the time that i am in attendence of the shorline i'm garbed in minimum linen attempting to darken the flesh of my glutious maximus
i holdest my chopper high so thine haters can see
AHEM! I have but recently made your acquaintance
disregard females procure currency
a person of african descent illegaLly took possession of my pedal-powered two-wheeled vehicle
the enchanted baton is in my possession i am certain that if i can lay with thee once
advance in my general direction brother
YES. YES INDEED. YOU ACQUIRED THE KNOWLEDGE the color black and the color yellow
Rack COUNTY Wench
Commence! Commence! Ye Power Constables
Ahoy
DAMNED MY SON WHENCEFORTH DID YOU ACQUIRE THIS?
my shaken dairy beverage acquires all the gentleman to the garden and they are like
I HADN'T NEED TO FIND MY MUSKET USEFUL SUCH A SERENDIPITOUS DAY IT WAS
Releive me of my dormancy  when the ninth full moon comes to pass
i am airbourne with the characteristics of a male with a european descent
Whence didst thou purchase thine garments at the privy emporium?
Salutations and welcome to my establishment of CONFECTIONERY TREATS I shall grant you permission to sample one all day sucker
thou art an imbecilic harlot
SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM BATMAN
Dog of the Female Sex Oblige me
Wench if you may
I shall accompany you to the manor of thine greatest acquaintance typically you and i are engaged in sensual activities
i myself have a presence on a floating wagon on the liquid now gaze upon the floating wagon that fornicates with your mother
yon trollop must possess mine fiscal renumeration!
Art thou vexxed
Reversal in thine posterior by means of the revival Tis the faction that is firmer than aroused phallic genetalia
Infant
HOW NOW
Curse of god 'tis pleasurable to be a crook
nevermind education i am going to sell illegal paraphernalia
not to suggest my only desire with a member of the opposite gender is to unwittingly gain from them monetarily  however
Fornicate thy constabulary
fornicate with females acquire currency
look in the direction of that glass pane and then in the direction of that wall until my scrotum perspires and i force many wenches to manouvre on four limbs
I did not have to utilize mine blunderbuss this morrow was fortunate
Have at thee!
This eve
Oh my goodness they have brought death unto young kenneth Mccormick Thou are children of another person
intriguing tale
warm females posses conundrums
We have come upon infatuation in a land devoid of expectation
There exists a plethora of modalities whereby one may remove the dermis of a domestic feline
I WANT YOU         ...TO BE A BOOGEYmAN            .
lives in a tropical fruit on the bottom of the sea is the sponge that has rectangular pants
that particular posterior
halt! you've done wrong upon the legislation! pay the judiciary a fee or serve thou punishment!
My preference goes out to  voluptuous buttocks and I cannot conceal the honesty of my words
Pshaw sir
The digits of my vertebrate are in the lagustream
thou may only live a single time
what an absolutely fascinating tale bretheren
That's why I Fornicated your Pomeranian you overweight Larrikin Deprive wealth
Greetings greetings greetings greetings caucasian america unexpectedly murder thy character
partake in the usage of cannabis daily
disregard women acquire levels
Attractive young females also face difficulties They are not dissimilar from their less attractive fellows
my african american brethren in the capital of france and they art going bananas
i possess a hunch dictating that this evening shall bea gratifying night
i obtain women with large rumps
I have 4 score and nineteen problems  but
why art thou angry
come hither and lubricate thine genitalia
i present thy tale of the manner in which my life was placed rearwards also
Posterior posterior posterior posterior   gallivanting omnipresently
nay sayers will  call into question
i am a man cursed by the deity who clothes himself as a nocturnal flying mammal
Wench I beggeth thee
1OZ alcohol
Here ye
'Yur mom' jokes in the 1800's? YOU BETCH'A!
deceiver
adolescent female
these individuals possess the desire to thieve the vast amounts of aurum from the surface above mine cap
i shall explain to you what i really want repetitively  so explain to me what it is thine self wants
I RECOGNIZE YOU carriaging the female COMPANION I ADORE AND I RESPOND FORNICATE THEE!
Be of the knowledge of when to cling to them and of the same to release them
Wenches Are not worth fecal matter
Good SIR Twas a Pun
I happen to currently be On a vessel
Yonder look like postion of empowerment of thy own  thus all yee traut thine way
fume tobacco and acquire wenches
love will rent us in twain anon
forsake a person of color who dost attempt to swindle a fellow person of color
perchance
disregard women acquire currency
show a rendering of said incident otherwise
THOU KNOWEST
The Mother of Stacy  Is a Rather Attractive Wench
GENTLEMEN Still your cheesy erections till I have had my say
Females would like to make koitis with me and i'm aware of it
If thou art knowing as i am knowing thou dost not desire dueling with me
With my attention primarily focused on aquiring currency and the aquiring of said currency being the primary focal point of my attention
take the object out of your hand as if it's temperature is increasing
WENCH
Indeed
HEARKEN MY SEVERE WORDS AND HAVE FEAR OF US FOR EXCESSIVE QUANTITIES OF US CANST BE PERILOUS
females on my genitilia
The defecation is sheer lunacy
I possess harlots In various geographical locations
at the precise moment that i truly began to feel the music a fellow partygoer called out 'playeth the music that is infused with funk
i do sincerely wish upon you jubilance on this day from which you emerged from the womb
IS ONE PREPARED FOR THE SUB-ZERO SOUND FREQUENCIES WHICH ARE OF RUFFNECK ORIGIN
Men of african-american descent located in the unprosperous area in the suburb
though shalt only live once therefore though shalt go rather erratic in thine behavior patterns
motion your cranium affirmatively if thou empathizes impersonate a metronome with thine boot heel to obtain a pulse
verily
BOSOMS OR BEGONE WITH THEE
I compete in physical activities to my fullest extent This excrement is suffering from a mental illness
verily
move yourself closer to my position male sibling
such fecal matter is nonsensical
I then PROCEED to click my pointing devices through multiple links to re-post a HUMERUS joke joke about thy mother
gesticulate thine external appendages throughout the surrounding atmosphere as if ne'er a contrary thought approached ye mind.
i AM APPEALING TO INDIVIDUALS OF THE OPPOSITE SEX AND I AM QUITE AWARE OF THIS FACT
In my journey's i ENCOUNTERED a emerald-haired wench CAPTURED thy wench and returned to my humble abode with her
I spontaneously ignited the precipitation As I gazed at its beauty whilst I embraced thine face with mine hand.
That is merely the nature that the flat
I will permit your to resolve your current soliloquy however
today
One doth not simply frolic into mordor
ones original objective was not to make thee sob on daily occasion for removing the clutter of ones dresser
Cease to speak at once
My african american brethren presently take residence in paris
Females politely request for my sexual attention
Should you not be under the influence of beverage Then remove yourself from this gathering at your convience
Intriguing Tale Brother Please
o! Why do I recreate in such an affluent fashioN? aye! This sensation is quite probable to derivE from the acquiring of currency
Disregard Females Aquire Currency
A singular chamber Abundant with abominable mademoiselles
I Acquire a Series of Rhythmic Movements That Shares a Resemblance To Those of a Gentleman By The Name of Jagger
i apologize thou art not the sacchariferous prodigy
has thou completed illustrating my form? this pose is most taxing
I've Got 99 burdens Yet A Wench aint One.
i taketh pity on the foolish imbecile
Realistically speaking What is Good?
All the young maidens proclaim i am quite desirable despite being of caucasian lineage
wench be trippin
amass wealth or meet your maker in the attempt
Come fourth BRETHREN  Art thou upset?
wench thou art stumbling
envelope thyself in lavish outerwear i have acquired currency
The movements i have witnessed you perform have a striking resemblence to this mick jaggar fellow
I say good sir
this castle has been in my family for generations
I exhort you to extract your cerebral activity from the lower realm of the street functions
one likes to retain matters tangible does the honourable gentleman discern that to which i allege?
wench of latin descent execute thine entrancing  movements against mine foremost part
wench
What is located above us canine companion of the ghetto?
The actions I have taken thusfar resemble those of a higher class member of society whom of which currently holds an executed position
The fecal matter being referenced  should be admitted to an asylum for the mentally insane
I am ascending to your altitude therefore you would be well advised to begin the informal affair
apply negative pressure to mine rooster
to seize them all beast of the receptacles on mine pants
Presently she is hither
PLease excuse my sexual behavior for tonight i shall sleep with you
pour someth sugar on one in thy name of courtship
Thou maternial parent is so poverty stricken that she celebrated a new heating appliance upon my ignition of a cigarette
maintain a financial status of such high stature BRETHREN of ill repute wish to locate my WHEREABOUTS
If thou ist experiencing wench dilemmas MY most sincere apologies offspring
Reveal thy mammaries or else make a hasty withdrawal!
THOu  CANNot  DEVELOP  A PROMISCUOUS  WENCH INTO  A  FEMALE  SPOUSE  INTENDED  FOR HOUSEKEEPING
apologies for thy festive stagger
Have sexual relations with females Acquire currency
Bisexual? Guilty as Charged
I seek not to metaphorically implicate her as having disingenuous financial motives However
I don't always consume fermented beverages but when I do
Weź do szkoły w&#243;r kanapek rozdaj wszystkie na pierwszej przerwie
An executioner I am not
for thy excellence in the book of faces I grant thee my thumb of approval
comparable to that of a person of authority
I POSSESS ONE INQUIRY
if thou truly desireth to join my festivities
my .44 caliber firearm shall thwart the maturing of thine offspring
Due to an immense lack of interest in the musings of a lowly female companion the gentleman may impose his concerns about the rank stench emanating from her posterior
If you are not inebriated then please vacate the premises of this dancing establishment
THey scrutinize me undulating  they take considerable umbrage to this
I am  experiencing success It's time to  go alone
Amongst ourselves
I Hath 99 problems of which bitches doth comprise Six.
i adore thy attempts at ye olde memes alas young one...thine has much to learn
in the manner of a man of superior standing
DO Not galvanise me Brother
QUIET THYSELF LADY GET UPON MY EQUESTRIAN CREATURE
egal wie dicht du bist goethe war dichter
when i arive at a location i am recognized  for the way i stroll resembles that of and old time proprietor of wenches
my patience hath worn thin with these bloody reptilian creatures  upon this giant vehicle of aviation
Thou appear to have just arrived in these parts
the southwesternmost state of America has proper knowledge of carrying on
your bosom hath beset  my pantaloons brimming with wood
IT IS APPARENT TO ME WHAT THOU HAST JUST CARRIED OUT
Fine sir
grant thyself no such bruisings to thy gluteus maximus t'was merely a jest
Your bosoms Or please vacate this area
I DOST POSESS FERVOR IN MINE BREECHES ALAS
my appearance is such that i regularly elicit an erotic response in those i meet moreover
I do not intend to Brag
Your wench wants a gentleman like me for i strive not to restrain her
thou art unable to decipher  the nature of the visage of gamesmanship
I discharged within her innermost reaches
arctic globe
I'm partial to ample rumps and i say no falsehoods
thou wretch shall transpire a struckith of thy mighty fist of thee
WOMAN
whence I stroll nearby Wenches gaze upon me as if to say 'Goodness me
I engage in contests of spherical objects so arduously  African-American Brethren wish to ascertain my whereabouts
Paper currency dictates the actions of all that doth surround me. Cr&#232;me! Do acquire a large collection of francs
Females are essentially worthless aside from their aptitude for prostitution and trickery
I am sexually appealing and i acknowledge this fact
I NOTE THOU ART CONDUCTING THY CARRIAGE THROUGHOUT THE MUNICIPALITY
THY COULD NOT BE THE RECIPIENT OF MICHAEL KORS  IF THY WAS FORNICATING WITH MICHAEL KORS
tHOU art a nonsensical wretch
She taketh my financial inheritances during the time in which i am in most desperate need of assisstance
if thy lady would doth require
DO NOT HAVE CONTEMPT FOR THE JESTER RATHER
I surmise the coinage within Mine pouch was insufficent therefore
Ignore females save friendships
MOVETH IN A SIMILAR FASHION AS  bernard
ON the occasion that my being casually strolls in the town square All persons cease their current actions and gaze upon myself
perhaps i shall inquire with thee via telegraph in the by and by
I have my musket hammer in position prepared to propel projectiles without ceasing until i observe your primate-like hind end move in a descending manner
Eschew obfuscation
Create friction between thine fingers proceed to move thy feet
Raise thy hands for dEtroit I am quite passionate regarding this conurbation
In my field of view I find a wooden construction
I depart with such turbulent velocity they refer to me as depart with such turbulent velocity
LINE WON'T FIT DECREASE FONT SIZE
And perchance a slave delivers upon thee an Undesirable mood Release it as if its temperature were uncomfortably high
My fellows of negroid descent are congregated in the city of light they are behaving most wantonly
I sayeth not that she is a Prospector But she will nay associate with a destitute negro
Pardon me
I say madam
one arisest upon the morn in the manner of sean combs acquire mine spectacles
Ruko Zara Jaani
doth thou make a mockery of mine honourable word?
remove thine corset or suffer greatly by the hand of my long rapier blade
what chick? that chick
how art thou gentlemen? the location of thine operations is in my posession.
procuration of thy wench
Thou shall be escorted into thy depot containing items with  significant quantities of a sweet powder  like substance  thou must Insert an item from it orally  at once!
I anticipate the hour upon which you gaze the dimensions of my genitals i plan to give your vaginal area quite a sound flogging
Yea
uNLOading devices similar to those of a Large Automobile
fornicating lodestones: their operation         is obscure!
Each diurnal course I doth move my feet in such a manner that they are not lifted
I am exhibit a preference for callipyge and I find myself unable to disassemble regarding this predilection Similarly
The procuration of a means to fulfil sexual desires in exchange for financial benefit is not entirely unproblematic
Nay
Allow the LOW FREQUENCY SOUNDWAVE FIRING MECHANISM to commence
I flaunt my riches so intensely that hooligans want me to pay penalties. that manure is insane
thither appears to be a segregated black cavalry soldier in the main organ of america
Gyrate Hastily Perceive Thyself
In life i hAVE BUT ONE DESIRE THE ACQUISITION OF curvaceous bottomned wenches
I have one problem short of one hundred problems but a member of the opposite sex certainly isn't one of them
I'm physically attractive  AND I AM AWARE OF THIS STATEMENT.
That fecal matter  is of the utmost insanity.
It is unwise to attempt to smite the wu tang clan
i am fully aware of the fact that this is simply stones and movement whilst turning on an axis however
good sir
it would be greatly appreciated if you permitted that lad to prepare his victuals
WHO DOST SAYETH THAT THOSE NEW ORLEANS SAINTS SHAN'T EMERGE VICTORIOUS?
i welcome thee to the area of high risk enter the delusion
shall we proceed to entertain the notion that aircraft in the nightly heavens are in reality moving celestial objects?
Thy be AESTHETICALLY arousing And Very much aware of this matter
do not confine thyself to ladies of local proximity
How seemeth the visage of fair Marcellus Wallace to thee?   Does he have the visage of a harlot? Then why dost thou attempt to bed him thus?
wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle yes
direct your ocular attention in mine direction at this time i'm acquiring paper
Strike it and Then RelInquish it
Hark hound! It has come to my attention that both thy and thy hound enjoy  a pendulous gyroscope so we placed thy hound within a pendulous gyroscope that you might implement it  while thy hound is similarly engaged
akin to the proprietor of an establishment
anti-congress internet? Time for SOPA!
THOU SHALT DO A BARREL ROLL
thy posterior
Frozen water
I've Fourscore and nineteen troubles nary a wench among them
Intriguing tale BRETHREN share by word of mouth at a social gathering
Prithee Peace
An arrow through my atria
i say row this vessel in a hasteless manner sounds of banjos are rendering in thine ears
The two of us have discovered a mutual sexual attraction In a woebegone location
I wish to fornicate with thou like a beast
SMall child You're Akin to incendiary device of great amusement
strike me
Have at thee bro!
please explain to me what it is that thou desire
too verified  to relent
Colonel CockBlockington is in da house
Verily! The forNication in your possession Currently inhabitS a state of perpetual combustion
Assistance! An ursus aRctos has taken residency in my bedchambers On the contrary
thrash ABOUT YOUR POSTERIOR as if you were doing it for schillings
the entirety of the duty the two of us were entitled to carry out  was to pursue the cursed caravan
I was once an adventurer alas
She believes my farming vehicle is sexually arousing
He whom detected it  ejected it
disregard life acquire grades
gentlemen of high esteem and reputation do not engage in the act of observing combustion
I am an extremely desirable gentleman and I am quite aware of it
pardon me
Wench leap upon my member with thine legs extended at the most obtuse angle possible
in admonition
One large living quarters abundant with deviant females
I was Formerly known as an accomplisher of dangerous undertakings much akin to yours Until I acquired a projectile in my patella
thou hath Animosity?
Rendezvous with me in the lower income district
i challenge thee twofold
I say there young crack-MaidEN.. Take Thy MethLab out of Yonder Wal-Mart..
As soon as i tread on the avenue i perceive females squalling
To be a nervous attache in silence Is a fashion of the british Mine clock is defunct
Solid Within the acrylic
I'm physically attractive and i am aware of this statement
adorn thine garments in an ascending manner
to fornicate in conjunction with the clan of wu-tang is not recommended
that
FUrnish me with a radar so that I can mark it as a dupe and ignore it
legen...have patients for just a moment
the boulder of festivities be in the residence this evening
THINE CROWN PRINCE OF CRIPSNESS NEED NOT SPEAK VULGARITIES TO PEDDLE HIS SYMPHONIES  I SHARE NOT THAT LUXURY
Discharged the semen in my undergarment
THE FECES IN QUESTION IS RATHER ABSURD
aDDITIONALLY
disgusting
thy cardiac muscle is a music playing device
Silence the mouth of squaking Ducreux is talking
art thou infuriated BRETHREN?
Dont readith thy rules? Thou shall be banned i say!
THOU WHILST NOT PROCEED
Thy Bosom Put it at peace
Unclean Canine
Mightn't you attempt to retreive an act of airborn coitus In the direction of a tumbling circular pastry known for having a hole in the center?
madam your title is a palindrome
your lucky day shall we fornicate!
Se voc&#234; entendeu essa piada  br e vai votar nessa jo&#231;a
MR. rAMIREZ
I would like to offer my apologies
consummate wenches acquire currency
We have found affection in most Futile of areas
PASS JUDGEMENT ON THE DISTILLED BEVERAGE PASS JUDGEMENT ON THE DISTILLED BEV-BEV-BEV-BEV-BEV-BEV-BEVERAGE
fornicate the gendarmes
Knowing the state of mind of both thineself and I We shalt have to acknowledge That our relationship is to an end
glad tidings to thee on this
I am ostentatious to such a degree That others desire a fine be levied against me
Master Xan! Wherefore Art thou a thespian?
Upon venturing into the dark realm one finds it difficult to return
Remember thy day of birth like a superior employer
Yon Strumpet had best be in possession of mine Schillings
Said Female placed her tongue upon me In a Manner befitting A sugary Colorful Treat
gather among yourselves immediately in a formation found directly above my person
indeed
sir indigo heavens
here in summary i say
every one of the children with the elevated shoes are advised to sprint
Disregard main quest Acquire currency
DISC JOCKEY  'Khaled' Ourselves be  unsurpassed in excellence
placing themselves into the seating of the front and placing themselves into the seating of the behind
Person of African descent relinquish thine sugary confections
I AND MY BRETHREN WILL CELEBRATE AS IF IT IS THE ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR BIRTH
I possess the moves similar to those of jagger
inscribe to me thy positive affections on thine facebook parchment du electricity
I sayeth firmly and quite decidedly
I most assuredly would purchase that for a franc
thou cannot handle the truth!
dearest chap
engage in unwanted sexual intercorse with an impregnated whench  And inform my Brethren i partook in a triway
In the manner of the one in charge
Welcome to the tropical forested region we posess varied recreational activities
Commence forthwith nike
Arise! (one is desirous of being a) fornication automaton
lying upon the floor? I laugh audibly
The state of california is well-versed in the throwing of masquerades indeed
I expressed the phrase child. child. child.
Feast partiers are on the premises this evening! All attending have a splendid hour
Excited revelry and male bovine excrement
let us imagine that flying contraptions above in the heavens are metaphorical fast-traveling balls of gas
Occasionally
Provided the weather remains moisturous The dyke shall lose its continuity
come
i am whom- and what-soever you relate to me that i am if i wasn't
I aspire TO ASSUME THE POSITION OF SUPERIORITY UNLIKE THAT WHICH HAS BEEN ASSUMED BY ANY OTHER INDIVIDUAL
THey gather avast thine family along with a pratful of primed canisters
Disembark from thine equine transportation and consume thine bovine lactation
I am sexually attractive And I am very aware of this fact
excuse me
pray enter the vehicle
i declare you cannot place your finger in my person
Do not refer to my arrival as a reentry to modern popular culture for i have resided in this medium for nearly a decade
I have neigh fabricated currency i have fabricated homo sapiens of the female gender
Individuals see me Utilizing BIZARRE forms of transportation They shall hate me for it
arise at dawn resembling the quaint lifestyle of a colored wordsmith
Fallen woman I know not where you are
Apologies For the delay whilst my Manifesto  drops
I propose that thou all shalt join the future business leaders of america
Unable to decipher Unable to decipher  NO
they gaze upon me riding in mine chariot  they hate upon me
i am one sexually appealing human and I recognize this
Homeworks? Good Joke!
Begone
You wish to put your feet upon my persian carpets Do you not?
He hath ceased in his affection for her on this day his kindred hath hung a circlet of pine upon the entrance to his chamber
I inhale the fumes of cannibis every morning and eve
I sayeth unto my mother
I shall molest that wench's bosom with extreme prejudice
accurse those constabes i am not their serving wench
Wenches Are losing their balance
grotesque behemoths of the Pouchlike compartment Obliged to flock their total
Fornicate the constablEs!
I shall report to the ballroom posthaste and we shall fornicate with those prostitutes
You sir! this night we doth partaay like it is 1799
crush the craniums of the uninformed  with the rounded wooden sports mallet
The Lord God willing those attractive dames shall accompany me to my manor tonight
I shall make haste towards you and my pistol shall report upon you
oh  no
i'm only an ADOLESCENT male from an underpopulated culture existing in a universe of few well aquainted associates
remove thyself incestuous fornicator you do not have the pretense of knowing me in such way
I DECLARE MYSELF TO BE A DRATTED TRAVELLING INCONSISTENCY DISREGARD MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT
apply force to my didgit
I have nine and ninety tribulations but a wench is not one
Thou tale is of epic proportions
Fornicate the 99%
Unyeilding affection is what I posess
I do not weep when my canine absconds. I do not feel fury towards requests for payment.  I do not become resentful when mother dearest inhales cannabis.
You want crustaceans? I would prefer visiting a popular fast food establishment
If thour arent a scoundrel speak of thine legal obligaion to guarntee each respective party retains thier assets  upon wedlock
You sir! will burn in the deepest fires of hell unless thou lend thyself to  the love of jehovah!
thine pastry is untrue!
oooooooooh Do you require H2O in a frozen state for That epidermal heat abrasion?
all ye men of african descent thou surely art mentally troubled
circumspect thine body Before thine damages your body
Banquet Rock Be in thine home on this Evening EveryOne have THEMSELVES A Splendid Term
has sexual relations with inseminated woman tell companions i have had threesome
dEAR fRANCESCA A MIRTHFUL SIXTEENTH CELEBRATED YEAR OF BIRTHDATE. WELL DONE!
Whip thine hair to and fro'
all  i hath ever desired
Aye
HASTEN WENCH Vacate My Path
rooming house
the celebratory event does not commence untill i enter the establishment
ART THOU IRATE BRETHREN
Cool story bro
I beg of thou to pardon my impropriety  but on this night
Thee! I would like to escort you to an establishment of homosexuals
You all are going to cause me to misplace my mind in this establishment
thou be'st a brute
Sexual congress
I am on the quest for merriment
I do not imply she courts me solely for the realization of her material desires through means of my fortune i am
sketches else it did not occur
They observe me rotating and translating down an inclined plane without slipping they abhorreth me
my sizable south american restricting serpent wants nothing to do with you unless of course your hindquarters resemble baked goods
MY PERSON AND ASSOCIATES DO VERILY OCCUPY THE MAJORITY OF OUR UNEXPENSED being occupying a grandiose interpretation of utopia in  which hoodlums endure
If thee observes me
ane will furthermore perpetually passion thou
Someone alert the authorites! That woman dancing over there on the floor has combusted!
Has his mentality been misplaced? Are his opticals intact or is he visually impaired? Does he have the capability to transport himself
Arouse me from slumber Thirty-one days prior to all hallow's eve
Certainly an INTRIGUING tale BRETHREN
I prefer a more rotund posterior than most men and i am unable to present this in a deceitful manner
The soft
revel
Nice Boobies
I WOULD LIKE TO INQUIRE WHAT IS DEEMED SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE
My name is richard james wench
I have found thee Madam new behind
never shall I betray thee
I watch THEE RIDING ABOUT THE VILLAGE HOLDING THE damsel I DO SO  DESIRE
That was an entertaining narrative
Ready thy pallet for the consumption of feces as well prepare for the cessation of life.
Individual of African descent May I beg your pardon
behold! a large beast in my chambers Nay
Me thinks we can amicably place our quarrels aside us. in the name of science. you heathen.
and i hail my acquaintance jonathan by means of a long distance communication device
thou most likely thought this creature to be be living NAY! Charles Testa.
Nay! Verily it is I
MOUNT YOUR BUTTOCKS IN THE HORSE-DRAWN CARRIAGE AND LET US GALL-A-a-a-VANT
Let us celebrate As if it were thy date of birth
art thou enraged my BRETHREN?
the movements i posess are similar to those of sir jagger
Your matriarchial figure is so girthy that when she attends the playhouse she is adjacent to all who partook
You Girls... ...Are Nasty!
I arose EXPEDITIOUSLY at APPROXIMATELY midday
Ruffian Existence
I Whip my locks of hair northward And proceed to bring them back in such manner
I recently participated in coitus
I am the reptilian monarch mine abilities art unlimited
why does one continue to increase my expectations if your original intentions are nought but to lower my self esteem
one has become accustomed to  traversing with nought but oneself as mine companion
man of african descent
Daily I am rearranging the deck
it delights me when you refer to me as large father
she possessed trousers that made her bottom take on the appearance of an apple and footwear adorned with animal hide
Recreate my image on paper in the manner of a female who hails from france
i appear to be surrounded by a large number of males
Fornicate thy authorities
THE FUTURE IS SO LUMINOUS  I MUST ACQUIRE EYE PROTECTION
intruiging tale
Mrs. Potter
good day brethren
thou shalt not loathe he who partakes in the game thou may only loathe the game itself
O-o-o-o-osculate me like a sugar confection
WeNch
do not hate upon he who participates within the competition  hate the competition in which he participates
ART thou Enraged
my compatriots and i hardly find it necessary to partake in awkward rhythmics for we simply tighten our knickers and rock our bodies backwards
I  am going to purchase you  an alcoholic beverage of your choosing
thou shalt not argue with the swagger i possess
I possess  the manouvres akin to michael jagger
I have acquired four score and nineteen difficulties and a wench shall not be counted among them
do not electrify me
Interesting tale Brethren
Yea verily I would smite that wench
I have sent thee a letter why do you not send word back to me?
I must confess that I rather enjoy posteriors of above average scale and rotundity
Throw wide the portal
Art thou consumed by envy?
Feces Occur
do you not plead that your soul partner was the same temperature as i
i have arrived shaking thou as if were a tropical storm
to thine windows
Approach me
my daily criteria consists of choreographed re-arrangement
Gyrating  whilst at negative elevations
far be it for me to be so cavalier as to presume the lady acquisitive yet she seems intent on avoiding a doolally with a gentleman of not diminished means
commence intercouse with the law enforcement agency
look thou yonder
combusting heat
If you are feeling sexually active Travel with it
release it from your grip as if it were thermally energetic
Let your wench genuflect on bended knee before me And draw on my erectile organ of copulation
Hark! enter thy domain and ASSEMBLE for me a sumptuous SANDWICHED delicacy
TIS QUITE SWELTERING HEREABOUTS SO REMOVETH ALL THINE RAIMENTS
I Possess Harlots In various venues
My fellow friend
I do say that I like grand buttocks And it is not in my ability to say things that are not true
upon mine hand gracing the microphone
Twas indeed blissful upon receiving the contract foremost anticipated joy; but currency only succeeded in making the pain morose
Let us Kindly engage in in rectal coitus
Despise ye not the gentlemen alchemist but the iniquitous nature of his profession
This Gentleman shan't  possess the wherewithal to decipher my purposefully disguised countenance
The tempErature within this isolated location is rising Dramatically i would strongly suggest the removal of aNy and all articles of clothing to relieve thineself
INGEST FECES AND PROCEED TO DECEASE
MY dear chap Prepare to ingest my knuckles of truth!
happy birthday
ON A DAILY SHEDULE I PERFORM THE ACT OF SHUFFLE
petrol
will Sinatra be required to bitchslap a harlot?!
Excuse me good sir could you direct me to   the white womens quarters
Exhibit thy bosoms otherwise vacate thyself from the premises
salute winch thou art been told
Disregard fear Acquire victory
Well
Exalted Fecal Matter my fellow male person
An unpleasant man of African American decent﻿ has illegally taken my two wheeled transportation device.
ooo la la where might the caucasoid damsels be?
And but of course now COME AT ME BRO
I find myself lacking the desire to be neither chicken nor duck Therefore I shall oscillate my back side
COME
If thou desire bodily life fluid thou shalt have it
Thou Canst Readeth mine expression whilst engaging in a game of poker
good sir
Eons and eons in the past i recall even now the manner in which that melodic sound would cause me to Beam
Vexed
All I do is acquire Victory Regardless of the circumstances
Cease Join forces and perceive
Friend
Rapidly approach me my brethren i dare  thou
One must cleanse their posterior
if though art lusty
art Thou irate brethren?
One stands on the precipice of victory!
Pippa Middleton? Verily
are you angry brother?
I need a Firearm... Because all these people do is move around in a strange fashion
In New AmsterdaM These roadways will make you feel as fresh as a newborn babe
The Management and supervision of prostitutes is not simple But it certainly is most enjoyable
I shall pace 2500 Furlongs proceeding to pace 2500 additionally.
I observe You operating a motorized vehicle Alongside the one whom which i possess a very strong admiration for
I say wench! May one see your velvet undercarige?
you shall find me in the pub
I baked you a delicious circular pastry snack Alas i devoured it
Do not quote me young man for I have not vocalized any fecal matter
today was a rather glorious day I found it quite unnecessary to fire mine blunderbuss
Greetings canine I have recently discovered that you rather enjoy automobiles
cease and desist The hour of the gavel is upon us
Sir
Liverpool! YNWA!
Instruct me how to douglas
ADVANCE TOWARDS ME
I suppose one could articulate that: (adorns thyselve with monocle)  He was completly submerged.  IIIIINNNNNDEEEEDED!!!!!
I ain't sayin she a gold digger
Inform me of the maneuvre necessary to perform  the dance technique henceforth referred to as the douglas
Commit Larceny at a JEWELRY store command them to produce a grill for thou
starcraft? well congratulations you're a fag!
perform one act of AIRBORNE rotation likened to a wooden circular casket
i would have to concur that today was an exceptionally well day
They see me operating my vehicle They are prejudiced
are you feeling an increased amount of anger and frustration
disregard games acquire money
It is a fine pastry
Would he who hath been legitimately referred to as Slim Shady Promtly ascend to a non-sedative position?
Leisurely relaxing in the forward seat
i am unable to determine where i was when the explosive projectiles  became active and transported thou elsewhere into the reptilian azure
Conceal your children
likest thou mine custom dental work?
pray tell
If at all possible
how about we play 'Pinochio' you sit on my face while i tell lies
Who resides in the tropical fruit ananas comosus leagues beneath the watery depths?  Phylum porifera robert quadrilateral pantaloons.
my personage does not possess chronological manifestations for that
The look you give a student  When they ask question you just answered
im telling you now dont go to cleveland ohio if your not from around there.!!!!
you bit him you sneaky bugger
conjecture on unknown mysteries? Poultry derriere!
MAY THE TRUE SLENDER DIMLY LIT FELLOW FRANKLY STAND IN IN UPRIGHT POSTION
you dont wantith none of the things i am giving you
And the entirety of the realm is required to respond this very instant simply to REITERATE the identity of one who art quite nefarious
ANNND we shall be... BLESSED WITH BEER AND BITCHAZ
WASSSUP HOMIE
you there wench grill me a cheese
come hither  And smelleth my musty merkin
without me It's just aweso!
doest thou as my hero
Thy be a hemp filled cigarillo BEING CONSUMED
Arborial Fornicator! Doth thou require abetment?
what will you be doing with that exceptionally large posterior gyrate rapidly 
observe  delightful toe of Camel
we are the successful party
dISREGARD FEMALES ACQUIRE lEGENDARIES
The PERSPIRATION runneth down mine bollocks
why noth thy  close the fornicate skyward
Who art thou?  who art thou? who art thou who doth proclaim thy wilst defeat the new orleans saints in a contest of american style football?
give mine a minute to get in it
they observe abhorrently as i trundle along they pray that they shall apprehend me commuting in a filthy manner
what might it be which the vulpine speaks?
when one goes without hue or brightness one never returns
ay verily thy dungarees doth make thee bottom look plump
look at this dude hes pretending hes working !!!
Everyone is getting married or having babies
want fries with that henna?
the percusionist from def lepoard is in possession of only one of his torso limbs
Test Approved
HIP CHAT IS AWESOME
A man who desires revenge SHOULD DIG TWO GRAVES
We have sojurned too far to fail to recall out identities So let us lift the bar and our glasses to the galaxies
SHOOT! THEM EXTRA TERRESTRIAL UNPLANNED CHILDREN! NOW THEY OWE ME MONEY FOR BOMBARDING MY AIRSHIP!
I FEAR I MUST REMOVE YOUR HEAD AND RELIEVE MYSELF DOWN YOUR REMAINS! YOUR FACE
IT IS THE ERA FOR YOU AND ME
at long last the recreational herbal remedy hath arrived at the apothecary!!!
CONSUME THY NIGHT SOIL UTTER TO NIL
Takes mugs from cupboard never brings them back to staff room
CONSUMMATE with female canines  obtain wealth
Increase thy force due to gravity
I BELIEVE THAT ADDITIONAL RESISTANCE CURIASSES ARE FOR FEMALE UNDERPARTS! THY ARE INDEED A MOTIVATION FOR SUBDUING THE BIRTH OF CERTAIN CHILDREN
EAT FECES AND GET NECROSIS! YOU BETTER ASSEMBLE A GREATER NUMBER OF PYLONS.
disregard currency acquire spaceships
I am merely a sugared ctoss-dresser Hailing from the land of transsexuality
Awake
your v6 mustang with flowmasters..... sounds like my ass after eating mMexican
Thou art indeed  a ridiculous cadet
Joke's on u Playa!!!!!
Followeth the system Maketh the money
considering the abundance of histrionics in long beach california I find it quite difficult to be Calvin Cordozar broadus the second
thine wenches hath not a MINUSCULE shred of loyalty
thou should proceed to fornicate thyself
COME HITHER ON YOUR KNEES AT A GREATER RATE OF SPEED PAY HEED TO YOUR OWNER
THY PERCEPTION HATH NOT EVEN BEEN ALTERED YET
gluteus maximus
Put the vynil on the gramophone and  MAKE IT SPIN SO ITS Looney-LIKE CONTENT WILL BE REPRODUCED
YOUNG MEN OF STRAPPING PROPORTIONS VERILY SHALL NEVER BEWAIL
Thus threade wreeks of faggotry
starships were constructed with the intention of flight
I say
lift thy head and speakest to me directly For i have no magic portrait
aha! and you think that I am gonna sign this contract?
might I inquire art thou mentally deficient?
liars shall lie...blatantly
Present Evidence Or exit posthaste
Thou mayest be affectionate with my backside
I watch documentaries
keepin it classical keeping it cool
Procreater
i hath not engaged in indecent courtship with madam lewinsky. I hath not instructed my cohorts to engage in acts of verbal deception. these accusations are not so
when a predicament arises
thy hath commenced to a prestigious level from the slums upon reaching said level of wealth and prestige
I ask thee
May death precede dishonor and likewise Libations precede the noonday meal
It's rather unusual for me to produce a meme but in said situation
centre gives is almost here may i suggest considering the state theatre in your plans?
when a predicament arrises
To thine own self be true ...sounds a bit selfish really
I am not insinuating that it was beings of an EXTRATERRESTRIAL nature Never the less
multiple currents of various temperatures transpired around my humble abode prior to your arrival i ask that you pardon its disarray
i arrived in a manner similar to a steel Boulder used to raze structures
had you escaped the circumstances as I had you would find yourself quite inebriated in paris
me blended concoction of ice cream & milk bring forth all the young men to my residence and they concur that mine tis better than yours
A woman of reduced stature hath aquirred leggings which have fruit at their ends
For what Should I turn down my festivity?
I hath heard it was thy birthing day May it be a jubilant one
my rectum expells a gaseous discharge along an approximated vector towards thee
arise tis the dawn of a new moon
I am not stating that she is mining for valuable minerals But she does not involve herself with negros of limited resources
My Nigga
my rectum shall expell a methane discharge along an approximated vector towards thee
pardon me
the canopy! the canopy! of thine domicile is engulfed in flames!
that is not excrement
illuminate them in an upwards fasion I doth be consumed by flames
I made my entrance as would a spherical demolition device
educate me ...Sir dennis albery of the agricultural arts the proper procedure to fornicate in thine unsettled concrete
when you chronicle your desired outcome You must include a visually pleaseing reference point
I Am the GUY YOU DON'T  want to meet in an Alley
Who doth beckoned thee? tis merely the paternal progenitor of mine offspring
At this very moment in time i am unable to locate the means in which to express my sincere loathing when you are visible to me
UNcooked k9 ing it
the acquisition of currency is my sole MOTIVATOR C.R.E.A.m.
One was aware something was amiss when a comely diminutive caucasian maiden made haste for an african american's embrace irrefragable matter
What beast hast climbed up thy nether regions and proceeded to parish
PROJECTH  YE HATE NOT
My recreational sphere is so durable that  those who engage in maternal fornication  seek indictment of yours truly
Deliver only the finest of the ideas else you shall be escorted from the premises
I  DOTH LAY EYES UPON THE  IMAGE IN THE LOOKING GLASS... ...I plead of him to amend his methods
I observeth thou lollygagging on the         tome of countenances
Colourless lips Ashen Visage
That young offspring is the tale Of how i became ACQUAINTED with she who bore yOu
You are quite plump no ye olde offense
You are quite plump no ye olde offense
I am planning to escort thou to a salesclerk of sweetened goods i may allow thy tongue to embrace a taste of a sugar sucker
circumvolution in a descending fashion  in consideration of the querry
A painted man hath taken ye horse and saddle without paying his dues.
Onward crimson pinions now is the time to acquire supper
Extend invitation to thine bretheren so they may enjoy the stock of shane
No my friend You don't have the answers
thou SHAN'T easily accomplish thy enormous feat of making thy text of one captioned portrait and creating a COMPATIBILITY to ensure it suits another in thou same FASHION.
I bid thee welcome intercourser
wouldst thou fancy a goblet of latch thy detesting pipeline
Would he who hath been legitimately referred to as slim shady promptly ascend to a non-sedative position?
Halt! Collabrate and take heed! Ice hath returned with a novel contraption!
i've suffered from insanity for a significantly large amount of time indeed
Taketh me down to the paradise colony Where the vegetation doth thrive and the women aesthetically please
One tellith many of joke and thou know it thou filthy rap scallion
Na'ary am i of feeble countenance for whence the fisticuffs ensue
good day there thy men of gentle spirit Would thou care to exmine thy nose greenage upon one's finger?
Beckoning of Compulsory Occupational Action Ethereal Phantasms
My water filtration pipe doth contain water
The way you carry yourself had lead me to the conclusion that you are in fact a homosexual uproarious chucklehorts are had
Won't thou spare a seat on the xytechnological data management system?
i wish YOU
feel thy bag of tea
Wenches who possess large posteriors cause the earth to spin along its axis
she has a nice POSTERIOR  so i call her by such
Perform a self examination lest thee wreck thy ownself
Not once did I imagine myself  UPON A VESSEL CONSTRUCTED FOR SEA TRAVEL
I'm not insinuating that she is a person who values your fortune over your dispositon However
i am particularly fond of delicacies originating  from a very rich and enormously populated asian country
Scotty is not aware That fiona and myself enjoy carnal relations every sunday
i want that internet!
Woe
was it the season of frequent sunshine where hydrogen disappeared from the large waterway? or did this event occur due to the establishment of a structure preventing the hydrogen's transportation?
Perhaps your religion really needs protection against you?
Thrust thine upper appendages towards the heavens and perform a motion to express apathy
I do not wish to imply that she art a harlot but she is rarely seen in the company of paupers
refuse to desire of being a christopher columbus lacking on intelligience
put an end to your talking and grab these pieces of gold of mine
I am not declairing that she is a prospector But she is not associating with african-american males who lack sufficient currency
I express doubt as to the action done by my female companion
Been acquiring profit margins outdoors all day with my compatriots
I have amassed such a large quantity of parchment
Just as Monsier P expressed it
take wing during the late hours to an alternative location
Sir simon harris present thyself for i will pillage your stacks of wax
Ha ha
Expose thy bosoms or leave at once
Yea your tattoo looks pretty good
Flee thee not to yon rapids - abide in familiar pools and tributaries
wow diu lei ah!!
i clutched the tome with such substantial pressure via my digits glanced at your photographic appearance
i am very fond of miniature trousers they contribute to my comfort and can be donned without problematic circumstances
i understand that you were not properly prepared to allow for enjoyment of the previous circumstance. however
I am presently here to take part in the courting of the maidens
I Gets Moar Moniez
DOST THOUGH EVEN HOISTETH THE HEAVY STEEL MASSES MY MALE SIBLING?
I SHALT POPETH SOME TAGS ONLY POSSES TWENTY EUROS WITHIN THY POCKET
when you were a child you were the monarch of the flowering portion of a carrot
Thy roses are red. Thy drink is the color of rouge. A rhyme is most difficult. Wine.
Disregard handwriting acquire velvet hats
unhand it as if it was in high tempure
your level of cerebral activity is below the standard
i glare upon the reflecting glass
Henceforth!  For no singular caring was exploited on thineself on that occurance.
proceeding down the path
iNQUIRE        tHE DIRECTION OF THE SKY
thou metal bird wings are increasingly larger than doth believe
i am finished with my female companion because she could not provide assistance to me on matters regarding my life
It saddens me to no end to bear witness to thine departure However
FAIR DETECTIVE YOUR STATEMENT IS QUITE OBVIOUS TO ME
MORNING FINE EDUCATOR SAVE THEM PROGENIES FROM thine QUARANTINE
thou must be willing to engage in sexual relations with a woman of homely appearance at the drop of a hat
Hey you boy! smell my finger.
Hindquarters and udders. Hindquarters
the placement of her fingers are impossible to lay eyes upon with which she extracts a blood-pumping organ with relative ease
the only necessary facet of societal ideology you require is the ability to express affection for those you hold dear.
gentleman of african descent i implore you
hey you
Sure
Thou liveth A diseased existence
powiem że nie jestę sam może będzie śmiesznie
big like
Dost thou recall the 21st evening of September? for it was the deep affection that was altering the mentality of admirers
Make haste in departing lest the postern striketh  'pon thy buttocks
I hath ninety nine difficulties nary a wench amongst them
yo  hai dood
Twas that a bell I heard ringing? cuz son
hey you lookin fineeeeee
Heikki: 'Tuossa on kirjoitusvirhe!'
If it is a difficulty you possess
i adore strategic web compromise and i can not convey and untruth
polar vortex? we used to just call that winter!
stay cool
With a non-conformist exclamation she proclaimed increase thrice
I Declare!  This be the state in which this morning i arose from my slumber!
do you wish
We had military style guns in my day We called them 'Muskets'
ya man i listen to black veil brides
presently everyone are inclined to speak as if their words are a commodity yet a void is revealed upon imitating speech  only a assortment of gobbledygook and maternal fornicators pretend as though one has consigned knowledge of dre
gaze upon yonder voluptuous rear  longingly so
i FANCY SIZABLE POSTERIORS AND AM INCAPABLE OF UTTERING FIBS
which individual takes residence within thy submersed pineapple robert porifera quadratic pantaloons
Halt! The Hour of the hammer has arrived
They observe me PERFORming a rotational motion  they express their utter dissaproval
what exists in the vertical direction? my african american associate
Call the constables with your foul buttocks?  You shall verily encounter a young African American covering his visage with black cloth
Remain Hallucinating
ReVERSE THINE NETHER REGION VERTICALLY
please accompany me on my divine excursion to a meadow where succulent crimson fruits grow plentifully
t'es un marrant toi
STROLL INTO THE TAVERN 'Coextensive greetings
I would prefer to sever thine neck for thou has fornicated with mine bretheren
i'm pewdiepie fabulous
our kingdom's royal daughter is located in another grand royal abode
How wilt thou handle the sum of thither rubbish the SUM OF THIther RUBBISH within thine undercarriage?
those who possess a critical nature will surely criticize
I entered Such as a large sphere of desctruction
Should you endeavor to gain the affection of a young lady swing thy genitals in a circular motion
cease all thy actions at this very moment erecteth the mallet
Your Mother The same in any context
the human waste product has made physical contact with the circular rotatory fanning apparatus.
THE WU-TANG association is not to be trifiled with
I prefer malicious wenches that's my bloody predicament
we want you to jump off a bridge
butthurt art thou
where hast thou bestowed said plans?
I was aware of thine tendency for trifling when thou initially crossed the threshold
in a western municipality of PHILADELPHIA the locale of my birth and upbringing
I do not forever drink down fermented and fizzy barley and hops yet when I choose to do so i swallow with savor the beverage with not just a single letter x but a double dose of that fine third from final letter
others witness my stagecoach travels engaging in feelings of hostility
others witness my stagecoach travel
i attest not that her interests are strictly financial alas
thine maternal figure hath accumulated an amount of adipose tissue so great that the circumference of her abdominal region is comparable in length to that of the earth's equator
rearrange cards as though you were the FIGURE of valentine's day
frozen water
i have experienced  that exact emotional state
females desire only to possess enjoyment
each of my former lovers currently reside along the southern portion of the louisiana purchase
reside SUCCESSFULLY for numerous years with SUCCESSFUL gain
to courageously venture to locales not yet traveled by men
i woul most assuredly take something hard and strike it across the plumpness of that ample posterior
the fair maiden is putting forth ample doubloons  with which she hopes to purchase a marble staircase to the house of god
i am decorated with rhinoceros spikes i will romance you for almost all of eternity
it is the finely wrought container of metal that contains materials WITH WHICH A VILE AND TERRIFYING INDIVIDUAL MIGHT CREATE EXPLOSIONS
take my shorts with grey poupon mustard and devour them most vigorously
leave your domicile with men of metal helmets and gloves and remain awake all night to discover good fortune
piketh up a quill and dip it in ink and unfurl thy parchment and write me maybe
if thy fine leather foot container rests comfortably on the end of your locomoting extremity
i cannot comprehend how i widened my mouth and consumed the entire entree
my fine fellow you are lashed most raw by your female's leather cat o' nine tails
that man covered in strange armor has careened the length of the grass with the skin of a pig and come into contact with something low to acquire a count of six points!
i would most definitely open my palm and strike it across the plumpness of that behind
I fancy women of ill repute This constitutes my main complication
the release of tears is not required in the sport of baseball
What quantity of lingual thrusts are required in order to arrive at the chocolate center of one 'tootsie-Pop'
who hath allowed these gardening tools to enter my quarters?
if thou art heavily laden
it would be unwise to raise thy voice
CONGRADULATIONS! You're a faggot
Legumes of rouge and eastern grains hath not been bestowed upon her
I cause condensation to descend upon those wenches of ill repute
with what quantity of exhilleration have clients to conserve their currency by way of bartering with geico?
in a manner similar to a faithful fellow countryman statefarm is at the ready to assist
oh yes? What apparel art thou currently donning jacques of statefarm?
I AM NOW ABOARD A VESSEL WE NO LONGER CLIMB TREES BUT BOUYS NOW
A fair number of my compatriots have formed deep connections and participated in progenation
the previous christmas i gave you my heart but the proceeding day another donor was found
Awaken me skyward when the tenth month of the year is at its conclusion
The honored respondent in this forum of peers suffers from an affliction of SPHINCTER pain
beggined in the bottom thou im yonder
i prefer to imbibe in solitude
I ENTERED THE PREMISES IN A FASHION SIMILAR TO THAT OF a large iron sphere utilized for a variety of demolition purposes.
dear goodness
aaaaand  it's christmas again
Thou art perpetrating violence upon a Deceased Equine
Gateways? All you have to do is ask!
sraj się
halt for the time being thou shalt feast their eyes upon my phallice
Nary a soul hath the requisite hours for such things
first
Cognate to the exrerior of the prefabricated container
A forthbrung conclusion that I beeth a diety of rap hath commenced Let the heads of the entirety of those people from the fore to the hind
&#225;lmodni szabad! de akkor is buzi maradsz!
did you say their coming or stalin
Take CCss work from other states retire a hero
I am an aficionado of generously proportioned posteriors and i am incapable of preverication
Thou shall quieten thyselves  AND PROCEED TO POSSESS MINE RICHES.
you are simply exasperated because i am laying my style upon you
allow it to precipitate frozen crystals
The preceding noel i donated thee my cardiac organ But instantly thou delivered it elsewhere
I am currently standing upon a naval vessel matriarchal fornicator
the lady possesses a posterior of such expanse it rivals a wheel in the ferris style
She is going to shake her behind in the same motion as an American Staffordshire Terrier
IF THOU FANCY THINE PLAN THOU MAY KEEP THINE PLAN
I detest yon bleary demarcations
I detest yon bleary demarcations
Frosty the gentleman contrived out of frozen vapor
saint nick is entering our incorporated community
I observed my female parent saluting saint nicholas
cease movement the hour of the clobber is upon us
i proceeded towards the interior SIMILAR TO A DEMOLITION GLOBULE
I admire voluptuous hind quarters therefore i am unable to fabricate thus information
have thyself a winsome petite yule
i hath made mine presence known whilst straddling a rather destructive and round object (while being adorned in no garments one-so-ever).
cease thine phonemes from thou accursed lips and proceed to transport thine self toward a destination whilst in your carriage
thine infantine individual
you and i art nare
i began mine journey while located at the depths and now
we balled all evening to the greatest ballad we heard in years knew all the words
The good doctor by the alias of mundo ventures to his fancy.
Policja nie złapała cie za szyje ? ..  Jesteś zwycieżca
Art thou perturbed my male sibling?
for Mine essensce in sacrifice for this solitary juxtaposition in close proximity
I exited through the front entryway and aimed my revolver and lo
our reaction when 'our' school gives a 10 rs dairy milk chocolate
Abhor Thine CONSTABULARY
I have prepared myself to participate in the act of shaking and crafting
Aquire your brethrens and wenches COUNTERPOINT PRE SALE COMMENCES  TOMORROW
We shall make mirth and merriment as if it twas the year of our lord one thousand six hundred and ninety nine
That bitch was like black magic in the sack
Girl U know what... I love that ass
if thou prefer thine own healer thou wilst be able to retain thine own healer. punctuation mark.
thou hast not constructed that
refrain from thine harassment of britney
tis not a mental ailment tis the city-state of sparta!
i am regretful that numerous citizens hath lost their healers
Perchance
Doth thou even imo's?
YOU       SUCK!
I possess a fondness for generous posteriors Of this I can narry be truthful
One must commence struggling to manifest ones ability to make mirth
For those blessed with an impending burst of musical creativity we bid you glad tidings
Are you pullin my dick cause it feels really good
One couldn't help but wonder if anyone would be so kind as to lend a person some muts?
wasap kawan sehat ke
I shall inquire to conjure up an offer unto him In which refusal and opposition shall be most obsolete
Gua tantang lo Sebutin Pin BB kalian
andi upoh idiot
That shirt I like it!
There Exists Neither a Man
Might I inquire so eloquently brethren
That's What she said! Heeeeeyyyyyy!!!
OYE FRANK  QUE SEXI ERES
Gue Tantang loe SEBUTKAN nama-nama guru killer di sekolah loe
twas my maternal figure who oft claimed that an individual was as deprived in intelligence as was their actions
my maternal figure oft claimed that the human condition was similar in nature to an assortment of chocolate treats; one was unaware as to what one would receive
the temperature in this this room is rising considerably therefore
If thou lady does not ingest mine seed I do declare that wench is common
There be yet a vociferation cognizant to none: What saith the vulpine?
'Tis like thou art my looking glass My looking glass gazeth upon me
Imbibed a tincture and I'm perspiring
Congratulations ikaw na
october the eighth? i believe that is when the war started
FDB
cia
If a gentleman takes issue with us Bestoweth on him an alpaca!
What is the sound that the reynard produces?
As my mother frequently spoke
Brethren
this mother fucker invented swag
Teach me how  to dougie
thy must excessively drinketh if thy think the red sox will winneth
To-day is the fifth weekday One must become lower on the fifth weekday
what didst thine lady inquire of the serving wench? a charred tenderloin of aquatic meat
De te meg mindig ... homar vagy
greetings
la mota es muy bitaminica consumela  telo dice el dctor  muelitas
This Ladies And Gentlemen Is The Newton's 3rd Law Of 'Grumpy Cat'
And you thought  You could stop reading homestuck
Yesteryear when a small lad was I my predecessor instructed me daftly
Sixteen in the clip and one in the hole Voltaire just made some bodies turn cold
Never place undue credence In the claims of a harlot
The Village Washer Wenches bACK IN MY DAY ........
get to class at museum late? teacher tell's you you're screwed
I suspected that thou art a quarrelsome individual when thou has used thine legs to arrive at this destination
what quantity of lingual strokes are necessary to arrive at the flavorful center of a 'tootsie' delicacy?
rapidly vacillate what thou hast been given by thine own mother
Disregard Amtgard Acquire more Brass
you're a buttface!
If thou smelt it
Ah ganun... EhDiShigeh!
por aqui llega la putilla prostituta de hubbixer xddd
You sir... ...are quite the twat!
When applying the second rule of fisticuffs reconsider the first rule of fisticuffs
Blue Archer is now Pojo!
do not lose grasp of the ecstasy pill if you lose your grasp of it proceed to retain your grasp
NOW THAT'S WHAT YOU CALL A PLAYER
This one doth dress in the vestments of thou eldest ancestors This one doth appear preposterous
hey rick keep that to yourself
Tell me
Filthy whore of babylon dsfw be thy name
I entreat thee to execute a rotational maneuver closely resembling a cylindrical receptacle
thou shalt only tread upon earth once
Seems like the odour of a teenager
The refuse you must place it in the proper receptacle
Oh i can't say that
hehe :D tama ka dyan !
ART THOU AFFLICTED BY INCONSOLABLE WRATH BROTHER?
Unfollowed Yo' Ass RIGHT BACK!
As Your Cousin
IS COMMENT KI CBI JANCH HONI CHAHIYE
Join Us! We want you!
disrespect harlots get currency
I say
Arth Thou Gelatin
yeeeesssss im pointing at u ;)
You know what ?! you are a big ox !
Thou shalt commence in combat for thine liberties to celebrate.
I favour the extended derriere And cannot proclaim an untruth
I adore inconsiderate female's That is my dilema
You realize The common denominator in this failure is you..
Depress 'one' to be addressed in native tongue
I thought we fought the war for independence  so we wouldn't have to care about the royal family
I hold a satchel that contains sunlight
red individual glass I replenish your capacity
If thou continue to upset me further I shall physically harm your backside
It has come to my attention that thou may not have much expirience
I am in thy process of permanently disrupting vital life functions to every last xx sex chromosome based human I take heart that all k-9 species enter an eternal and peaceful afterlife
Unveil to thee thine bosoms  wench
YOUR CRANIAL POSTERIOR IS WORTHY OF RIDICULE
my goodness
unveil to thee thine bossoms harlot
I use a repeated backward and forward motion and apply firm pressure with my genitalia upon goods of a costly nature
With many a dark skinned chap and many a harlet surely copulation will ensue
we forebear the requisite moisture      let the maternal fornicator conflagrate conflagrate
Native man
You say you don't like dick ... But that was you on the bicycle right?!
Notorious large fellow I striketh thee upward
fORNICATE the earth
see thy eventually water based reptile
The message you convey is so philosophical
neerdowells and miscreants recreating the sounds of indepence day after I have retired to my bed
My superiors observed me driving a rather expensive automobile They developed a strong distaste for my person
I am under the influence of fine hemp and strong drink i have hoardes of wenches awaiting before me
Has an odor  like Adolescent vitality
i would like to take this opportunity to remind you that i am not dispensing rectal passages of rodents
are you wearing pantaloons or are you just pleased to see me?
WENCH PRITHEE!
Kinsman dost thou even hoist?
The Temperature hath risen in your obode it would be wise to undress
i will not rest my head until dawn for i intend to find good fortune
Yo  nigga!(a history of wiggas ) By  Vanilla  Ice
Female Companions are far less superior than fecal matter
Thou appears quite the jester with thine trousers positioned on the surface of the earth Thou appears quite the jester with thine trousers positioned on the surface of the earth
I am under the influence of fine hemp and strong drink i have hoardes of wenches awaiting before me
Mmmm...
Love how you're such a HUGE hockey fan in the playoffs Habs
i informed her to perform fellatio then began to yell the number 85 as well
Bitch I Might Be!
Come hither wench and polish my sword
Allow me to pontificate upon the various reasons  my core body temperature remains great
i informed her to perfrom fellatio then began to yell the number 85 as well
a farthing for your cognizance
HALT! Cease all activities thou art currently engaged in The time of Glastonbury Festival is upon us!!
I am too sexually attractive for my bloomers
Be strong and assertive or return to thy dwelling
I am glad to have made your acquaintance and forgive me for being abrupt  but perhaps you could send a message by courier someday
My word
I reckon your bollocks are rather small due to your inability to @ the said person you speak of.
This female person is about to spontaneously combust
Jangan Tenge Nem lu 32
I had ascertained a stallion of which I called paul revere none but my steed
I present a tale of upmost importance concerning thrice kinsman of ill-repute of which ye are well aquainted ad rock esquire
I have a perception that this eventide shall be a good one
Let us get feeble minded in this location
The weather is more inclement than ever before we can stand together underneath my parasol
waggle your posterior but take care wagge your posterior so i may ascertain what you work with
I shall proceed to cause these tags to emit a small explosion
It feels similar to the distance betwixt us being of too small a value for us to share mutual feelings of attraction
The feeling is present in segments of my skeleton It is great enough for my system to corrupt and explode
When you feel a high temperature being emitted from my person
There must be an exit of sorts from this location quipped the jester to the footpad
To become a well-known performer of the rock genre  is the aspiration of all of us
can thoust bloweth mine attention attractor
Until the end of time doth reach us we shall not resume our relationship at any point
Party Rock Is in attendance this fine evening
The maternal parent of the young female named Stacy Doth possess the attractiveness of a much younger female
have worriment? i shall provide a solution
has an odor reminiscent of adolescent vitality
west philadelphia is where i had my upbringing playing in the schoolyard mostly
this is a matter regarding my employment since there is need for polemic embroilment  thus discourse feels vacant when i am not present
They witness me traveling
Young Amadeus thinks he can be witty He doth not realize the conundrum he has partaken in
I am reintroducing titillating Other young men do not carry themselves properly
has an odor remeniscent of adolescent vitality
Can any gentlemen locate Somebody for me to court?
breaking glass containers like an arctic storm. sipping alcoholic beverages in my carriage like three and six i am no feeling similar to a luxury jet propulsion conveyance
all of you gentlemen will cause me to have a mental breakdown up in here up in here
has an odor remeniscent of adolescent vitaity
what ho! my good fellow onwards to my abode in bel-air
cosmological pertaining to planets cosmological
I have my flintlock pistols in the firing position myself and my companions so disarm yourself we are locomoting on 40 inch wheels with the top back. so affluent that you cannot hinder that
mentally deranged or very foolish in the covering tissue  mentally derangedor very foolish in intellect
We hath been spending the majority of our fore score and ten residing in a miscreant's  divine abode
My female partner does not fornicate of this I am certain I am unsure if she is only deterred from fornicatig by the fear of me ending the relationship
I am not impassioned with you as I had anticipated    I indeed cherish you but the tremor is wrong and that haunted me all the way back to my dwelling
f'real's frozen milk drink causes the local gentlemen to frequent our lawn and they proclaim 'This is superior to thine!'
I eschew the foppish fashions of the tyme
I SHALL SWITCH THE PRICE INDICATORS ON THESE GARMENTS
BOUGHT A DIET COKE WITH THE NAME ALAN ON IT I'M NOT EVEN CALLED ALAN
if you find oneself disgruntled find oneself quim
thou exclusively receive a singular chance at existence
I was down with george at the delaware but I wore a kangol
Female dogs be... stumbling
save water!! don't shower..
The precarious motion of your automobile that courts the girl of my affections doth fall into the field of my vision
ARISE FROM THINE SLUMBER! SIEZE THE NEAREST HAIR GROOMING UTENSIL AND THUSLY APPLY TRACE AMOUNTS OF GENERIC BEAUTY PRODUCT!
thou's problem dost not become mine
Bretheren Before wenches
i am intoxicated with quality marijuana and spirits i know of some wenches interested in sexual conduct whom i could contact
for the celebration of the day on which i was birthed all i wish to acquire is a harlot with a large posterior
at a great length beyond our trajectory a soul could not be recovered on account of a lady without heart.
My churned dairy beverage causeth the gentlemen to flock to my estate and they do delcare 'tis better than thine I could provide you with instruction but would require a nominal fee
I have only just made your acquaintance and my forwardness may strike you as insanity
forsooth my beloved comrade you underestimate my online dictionary capabilites
utilize velocipedes regularly
kindly remove the inappropriate sexual congress elsewhere!
the good side of test
the good side of test
I shalt pop some tags I possess only 20 units of currency within thy pocket
they see me enjoying my automobile they strongly dislike my presence
'Batching': maintaining s.k.u. integrity while increasing productivity
I greeted my comrade across the street with a shout of 'Yeoman!'
Explain to me your reasons just a tidbit will suffice
Absorbent Robert  Quadrilateral Trousers
JAY THINKS HE HAS A SIX PACK DOESNT EVEN LIFT
I Do believe this halo chap is quite the intriguing fellow The man slays interstelLar Heathens and is invulnerable to fear
I have donned the clothing of your grandfather my appearance is incredible
Male siblings prior to Harlots
One can not always acquie a coveted entity Occasionally however
I appreciate capacious derrieres And i cannot falsly testify
awight luv give us a butchers at yer bristols
Infant
Ingest the MDMA Now im perspiring     WOOOh!
Who's awesome? ryan's awesome!
this night I shall engage in festivities in a manner suggesting it were the year of our lord
Thou and I
Female dog
Are intense feelings of anger evoked within you
So you need to farteth? Proceedeth over yonder to ye old fart cans
AYE CHECK DIG YOU KNOW MY PIMP HAND STRONG RIGHT?
THOU ART  A PARCHED WENCH
instruct me  in the art of the douglas
Rarely dost i ever imbibe. Alas
Cease this prattle and divest me of my fortune!
I backhanded my voluptuous wench While imbibing decadent liquors
Someone hath suffered a wound on hiseth posterior
I shall remove price tags from various clothing items. I have barely $20 on my person. I am searching for punctuation marks and having a pleasurable time
And furthermore
That is detestable! I do verily wish you to take pleasure in Your fatal venereal disease
I said something similiar to Oh
I heard a wench mutter to her crying sister 'Don't worry
i was aware of the fact that you were problematic when you entered my presence
negro negro negro negro negro negro negro why must one consume so much fowl?
I like 'em negro
WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AS TO REPOSITION YOUR HINDQUARTERS MADAME AND REVEAL TO ME ALL THAT IS CURRENTLY IN YOUR POSESSION
WOULD YOU BE SO KIND AS TO GYRATE YOUR HINDQUARTERS MADAM AND REVEAL TO ME ALL THAT IS CURRENTLY IN YOUR POSSESSION
Sauntering along The boulevard
I arose from my slumber To retrieve a wintry refreshment
I instructed my stableboy to apply a shiny coate of mercury to my carriage wheels  IN ATTEMPT TO BEDAZZLE THE LADYS FAIRE.
these passing moments are quite being altered
INDEED
plastic kneecap
i pronounce the worthier contestant for UNDERSTUDY CHANCELLOR to encompass Sam G.
I say my good lady... Did thy bleach thy butthole?
expose to me your bosoms or be gone with thee
art thou gelatin?
HINDQUARTERS HINDQUARTERS HINDQUARTERS cease
People who rock festivities  are in the house this night
I espy What Thee hast donne thyre
faecal matter just became subject to physical manifestation out of abstraction
I launched a firearm attack at A MAN in reno
Mother figure
Poetry had stimulated the mind for ages
leaped from my place of slumber initiated my stylish and confident demeanor
Arose in haste at mid-day
conceal your offspring conceal your spouse
if you hath done enjoyed the object in question then perhaps you should have CONSIDERED placing a ring apon it
I hath grappled the writs yet jurisprudence claimed victory
If thou runneth out of the ale most faire
from an above position you released an incendiary device onto my person infant child
my lord small mother your buttocks are substantially colossal
these metal hand restraints can be flummoxed by my own fortitude
i fancy the idea of DONNING your grandfathers garments  examine me visually for i am AESTHETICALLY pleasing
i appreciate larger posteriors
there is notation upon mine phallus PLease
I am visually aware Of the HUMOROUS intentions behind that statement
i would appreciate making multiple tags make popping noises i currently only posess 20 shillings in my satchel
i would appreciate making multiple tags make noises of explosion i currently only posess 20 shillings in my satchel
mobsters rise
raise your firearms towards the heavens! and discharge
Does thou Even manually raise Heavy objects against the force of gravity?
I had awoken posthaste
so a publication named cosmopolitan magazine declares you rotund; well i disagree with this notion Because your waist is petite while your curves are ample; and i am contemplating penetration
Animal class Aves is the current topic of discussion
prevaricator
GILE LU BRO!
I don thy great-great-great grandsire's raiment I appear glorious
don't cry dianne there's always next year...
oh youthful fellows of malevolent corrupt CHaracter. OH YOUTHFUL FELLOWS OF MALEVOLENT CORRUPT CHARACTER What will thy judgement be pending the ACQUIREMENT of thyself?
OH YOUTHFUL FELLOWS OF MALEVOLENT CORRUPT CHARACTER
Saunter Towards The Cabaret Like Good Day I weild A voluminous Male Sexual Organ
tea and brisket you say? #swag i say
WOuld you care to observe a demonstration of the manner in which various creatures consume their sustenance
video projection media hath caused the passing of the radio transmission media
A gentleman with hand in pocket Dost feel cocky              all the day
Boston tea party MORE LIKE BOSTON TNT PARTY
You saw ben harper instead of daft Punk at Lollapalooza? Nailed it!
I don your great-great-great grandfather's raiment I appear glorious
Dost thou desire a meated Frankfurter
Harken becky Gazeth upon her hind quarters and admire the magnitude
all humor aside
We make travel together
it is not oft that i reference alternate memorable templates of humor on the occasions that i do
za baarag l mon doo mon  doo bataa meeen
Guess what I'm still alive
Does thou escalate copious Equipment.. Brethren?
they shall witness me travelling in a form of transportation which iniatiates the rotation of the wheels they shall object
they shall witness me travelling in a form of transportation which iniatiates the rotation of the wheels they shall object
pimping ain't... easy
Some drink from the fountain of knowledge You're in a drought Dude!
female you are looking rather fine won't you proceed to move your rear end backwards
Popular tale Brethren recite that fable once more
I remember when i signed the declaration of independence and you weren't there
Billie Jean and I did not engage in coitus She is but I wench that accuseth me of being the sire of her offspring
As I progress into the valley in which contains cadavers that block the sunlight i contemplate upon my very mortality
Whoa! Verily
I wear the clothes of your elders I look like a dandy gentleman
i hath 4 score and 19 botherations but a wench tis not among them
permit me to extend you this medicinal rag as thy skin is rife with the blisters of my prose
i fancy short pantaloons i find them lucious and donning them is effortless
move rapidly in various directions what your mother bestowed unto ye
keeping his pimp game tight since 1735
GETS 4 GIRLS PREGNANT IN 1 WEEKEND YOLO
elders memes
prepareth thy self the  trolls are coming
The state of planet earth is similar to a vampire PLACED THERE  TO EXTRACT OBJECTS OF VALUE
you are strongly encouraged to FORFEIT thy self  in the rhythmic sounds
Thesis Me! Checklist Me Statement thought-provoking
in my possession i hath wenches wenches of wich reside in various colonies
GOOD LUCK  CHASING LIL BARBA.
i hath heardth that thou liketh kips of the mud
Exist briefly Depart Prematurely
DO YOU LIKE DRAGONS GOOD CAUSE IM GONNA BE DRAGON MY BALLS ACROSS YOUR FACE
It is my belief the heavens have banished me for an inordinate amount of time
you got it bro
I shall pry off my price receipt I hath acquired currency in the form of twenty sheckles in mine pocket
I possess a desire for philandering SCANDALOUS females This appears to be my PHILANDERING quandry
Hey Redstone Squad. You really should post more.
go short man it is your day of birth we're going to throw a feast in celebration of your day of birth
Then i said swag
it was entirely a flight of fancy! indeed
Tis what thine mother did while she fornicated withme the night of last
I haveth my negroes in paris and they are behaving in a manor which greatly resembles a gorilla
I extend my condolence To the simpleton
I extend my condolence to the simpleton
To the simpleton I extend my condolence
the majority of my days upon this earth i hath occupied an ideal place for unscrupulous individuals.
DISREGARD FEMALES ACQUIRE FIREARMS
Hail
GARGANTUAN POSTERIORS of the fairer sex APPEAL TO MY SENSIBILITIES Fact
I am going to take advantage of low priced goods  with only a small amount of currency in my petticoat
Mine milkshake bringeth all yon gentlefolk to mine yard and lo they reply ‘Tis better than thine'
ESTIMADA PROGENITORA
it is difficult
alas
we are not in requirement of h2o allow the fellow who engaged in sexual congress with his mother to combust
SWAG
INSIGNIA? WE DO NOT REQUIRE ANY ODOROUS INSIGNIA!
I like large shanks and cannot speak untruth My fellow brothers cannot refute
I'm dissimilar
VACILLATE THY GLUTEUS MAXIMI HOWEVER
Dost thou even hoist sir?
Entrusted BRETHREN before salacious strumpets
Keep rhythm with your fingers
My acquaintences and I choose not to waltz
disregard lox acquire cream cheese
tavington? Screw You!
consume the amphetamine I am perspiring hurrah!
worry not
These past 24 hours did not necessitate the utilization of my rifle I must verbalize
CERTAIN WILL TRIUMPH
thou art rather airborne for a CAUCASIAN male
Poppeth thy molly
Salutations to you
I DON YOU'RE GRANDFATHERS APPAREL I APPEAR MAGNIFICENT
You must engage in physical conflict To defend your equitable and righteous ability to rejoice and make merry
Are you a parking tIcket?  You've got fine written all over you
I shall personally seek out new attire however finances on thy person are limited to a score of the united states currency
Wenches constitute less value than faecal evacuations; rather
hello person of minute stature. Today is the anniversary of the day in which you exited your mother's womb Let's celebrate as if it were the anniversary of the day which you exited your mother's womb.
all of these wenches are indeed my progeny. i shat upon them.
TWAS I YOU FOOL
forceably arrangin one hundred dollar government bond notes in my undermost garments whilst proclaiming my rabid distaste for the law
forceably arrranging one hundred dollar government bond notes in my undermost garments whilst proclaiming my rabid distaste for the law
Monsberger  Harlem shake
what if i told you that shit floats
I HAVE INGESTED A PURE DOSAGE OF MDMA ANd am perspiring Profusely
These Female Canis lupus familiaris YEarn Sosa
thy can't make contact of a physical nature with this
VERILY I HATH MADE THINE ACQUAINTANCE
INGEST A SATCHEL OF MALE INFANT GENITALIA Ye Who Commits INcestuous Acts With the Woman Who Birthed you
You need to silence yourself.
dust thow  even lift
I say good sir shall we get mared up in a mudhole today
INGEST A SATCHEL OF MALE INFANT GENITALIA﻿ Whilst you commit incestuous Acts with The woman who birthed you
Has all week to do coursework leaves it till sunday afternoon
I was under the impression... that therez a party in da house!!!!
tis none other than an issue of 'g'
Fiddle Dee
Be i the sole person in the vicinity that doth have any regard to the regulations?
one is now wishing one had laundered said item of apparel
if thou hath pinned it We Probably Hath Repinned it
Didn't have to bring to bear my military assault rifle I must declare today was a favorable day
Art thou unaware of the avian? The entire population is cognizant that the avian i s the unit of language
and we may drink liquors and champagne 'til the morn  my dear
kup rolexa za 10k$ nagrywaj unboxing kalkulatorem
DOST THOU DEIGN TO HOIST?!
gentlemen and lady of the youth acting in a less than intelligent manner
hey N.B. tipo tu wankas ?
Im going to render you unconscious  My mother had forth instructed me to do so
Thine Pastry  Is a Farce
THE LADY DOTH SEEK THE D
all women are feminist till the waiter bring the bill
Advance hither
Hear Ye
Who hath proclaimed that? Who hath proclaimed they shall vanquish the saints?
It doth bring me pleasure when others herald me as an immense patriarch
courtesan i beg of you
African American
primeira letra do alfabeto latino artigo definido do franc&#234;s
hello canine
the celebratory establishment is presently incapable of keeping me under control
Art thou vexxed brethren?
I am ailed by 99 grievances Yet not one is a female canine
SUP BITCHEZ
halt the activities thou art currently engaging in now proceed to partake in the harlem shake
why yes
consumed a 'molly' I am perspirating
you there whench... where has thou placeth mine bloody yacht!
are you a precious metal? because I'm digging you
are you a PRECIOUS METAL? bECAUSE i'M DIGGING YOU
A Jubilant Bachelorhood Perception FEstival to you too
for the duration hATH possess a beretta ONE IS EAGER to PARTICIPATE in boundless endeavors
You
R.I.P we just killed the club took the bottle of patron to the head almost killed a thug
compose for me that ballad of most delightful melody fellow of caucasian descent and when ye dost compose that melody do it in the correct manner
da back of your head Radicoulous
Poptart destroyer eh? Who supplies your poptarts for you to destroy?
I DO NOT ON EVERY OCCASION MISREPRESENT A HUMOROUS PHOTOGRAPH  but when i do commit this fallacy
Papal Interregnum? Let's go crazee!!
Hey Lincoln
Making thine habitat in the state of new jersey
The current day of the week is Friday One must lower onesself on Friday
'Tis what a female hath proclaimed
The dairy products bring all the social males to my yard They are INDUBITABLY better then yours
Advance towards me Brethren
MY BLACK FRIENDS ARE acting as if THEY HAVE ACQUIRED THE NEW MOBILE TELEPHONE FROM aPPLE cOMPUTERS
The utilization of liquor whilst directing a carriage Merely outcomes to foolish consequences
In contempt of my﻿ everlasting vehemence
Thou who doth not force air from his lungs in a violent manner doth not feel the full effects
She is staring at me like her male counterpart does not live female
thine fromage doth encourage a culture supporting of cardiovascular distress
Unsure as to whether a purposeful error on the part of the creator or simply a lack of knowledge as to the correct use of meme
thou hast dentition in thy oral cavity hence thine phallus doth befit
THE FEAST MUST GO ON!
increase the volume  of the lower frequencies
Which individual takes residence within thy SUBAQUATIC pinapple fruit? Sponge Robert square pantaloons
Find thou of sexual apeal and greet thee
infant
I don the raiment of thy grandsire I appear Phenomenal
Disregard women Obtain wealth
why yes
Old english karate left punch to testicles
Doth What She Hath said.
I amble into the recreational establishment exclaiming 'good day to you
young lady I do so hope you have the pecuniary wherewithal to repay me promptly
MY BALLROOM MANEUVERS COULD BE DESCRIBED AS JAGGERESQUE
liam and rachel oh yes
you feel unhappy? pull thine finger thus creating a toxic gas
ive been using photoshop instead of after effects the whole time
I hath received no reply as to why Thomas Cruise secured himself into his Armoire and thus I produce my wheellock
No one is cleaner thAN  My cohorts cohorts cOhorts
I yearn to possess a knowledge about the nature of strong affection arising out of personal ties or kinship I also desire that you be the individual who directs my attention towards it
I kicked out there assets And stole their pensions
The temperature is rising so remove thy clothing
I shan't offer a fornication. I abbhor your insides.
I﻿ am so thorougly cleansed that I will allow you to draw my testicles into your mouth by creating a partial vacuum.
you there Knuckle me
I Have gained the knowledge on how to protect thy commanrd
a Ty masz juz swoje szajopunkty?
Thou art not prepared for 'yon preserves for my body is too posterioresque for thou!
salutations is thou wishing to seek out myself
ORGANIZE THY EXCREMENt
Young lady the manner in which you fornicate generates a great deal of heat
Thou Suction
My fine colored Gentleman I believe thine legs hath become entangled
I have ACQUIRED the 99th dilemma altough  a wench cannot be accounted among them
on yonder hill i supermanned that wench
Yea
i have taken the purest form of ecstasy i am now perspiring
I will remove several pricing labels from previously owned merchandise my pantaloons contain one score of american currency
i must satisfy my urge to tie a multitude of flies
BRethren Dost thou even hoist?
Greetings
if i were to spontaneously succumb to insanity  would you still refer to me as Clark Kent's alter ego?
relinquish it as you would
Build a manor up on that posterior that's a posterior manor
still thy tongue sodomite
jo hallo  bisch du di adriana?
You claimeth this to be a coincidence?  Methinks not!
Infant
Next thing I knew she was all upon me
Currency above wenches
u know wat  the sun is almost up hahah
dost thou even hoist?
DOST THOU EVER FEEL SIMILAR TO A PLASTIC BAG?
come hither my lady let us imbibe and exchange advancing gestures
Power UNLIMITED POWER!!!!
You really think history is dead... did you watch the cricket last night?
I'm a Mod You mad bro?
I prithee you refrain from performing forbidden acts of bacchanalia upon thine spouse.  Irrelevant to the previous statement
I admire unusually large bottoms and this i confess
Captain corrupto Slapping asses and faces since 1970
TWAS I who released the hounds
Akin To the proprietor of a lucrative business
TIS NOT MATTER OF my NEW FOUND TREASURE I CLAIM TO HATH REMAINED JENNIFER FROM THE LANE
The object of thine affection doth possess a bountiful posterior
greetings and salutations external sphincter of thine gastrointestinal tract embark and doth fornicate with thyself
Wench i beg of you!
WHY DOEST FONDNESS PERPETUALLY FEEL SUCH AS A BATTLE GROUND I SUPPOSE THOU BEST RETRIEVE THINE MAIL
AYO I HAVE GROWN WEARY OF MAKING USE OF THE LATEST TECHNOLOGICAL ADVANCEMENTS
if thou art in a state of elation and aware of that fact repeatedly bring your phalangial appendages together in a brisk fashion
ThOu Vexed?
SO YOURE SENDIN' angry birds to fight over me?
similar to a sexually inactive individual caressed for thine initial instance
We shall not require any aquatic assistance For We shall allow for the sexual molester of thy birth women to be cremated thusly.
greetings
do you not desire that thine wench was as attractive as one's self?
bestow unto me the knowledge delilah
it is a torturous knock existence for both me and my brethren
Never forget what this tyrant said 'to conquer a nation first disarm its citizens' - everybody except hitler
SALUTATIONS  GOOD CHUMS
Unto thee i bestow my most sincere acclamation Mistress G. Coco
I am aware that you would henceforth consider that your excrement does not emanate any odour
Greetings
You may position your self below My self expanding rain blocking apparatus
this situation would appear unpolluted if yours truly was not present
would the correct incarnation of slim shady arise and make himself known
Female dogs are quite insane
THAT'S RIGHT BABY!
muhahaha.. ha
you can feed a slAve a weNch and He eats for the night or you can teach that slave to pimp and he eats for eternity
i speak gangsta
thou may not eradicate one For one is already residing within thou
STOP PRETENDING U HAVE A LIFE AND GET ONE
thou exclusively abide upon a singular occaision
Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium winged nocturnal mammal homo sapien
May I inquire as to the identity of the good fellow           responsible for releasing the hounds?
i believe your character portrays similarities to an uninteligent gardening tool
a ty już sprawdziłeś czy cie nie ma w kuchni ?
art thou extracting the michael?
and I said unto christ it doth be a combustion
I hath previously known that you were mischief upon entrance to this facility
LABEL ME AS A PRE HISTORIC CRO-MAGNUM HUMAN FOR I CAN MAKE YOUR SLUMBERING QUARTERS WOBBLE PROFUSELY
I am overjoyed
the baldachin is ablaze
You
Keep calm and chive on
Kindly will the True wiry Dubious character please place himself upright
Step forth in my direction
the funds are in my name and it is at this time that i must have access to them
THAT WAS AN INTERESTING TALE MY MALE SIBLING
I EXPRESS ADULATION FOR SCANDALOUS WENCHES alas
Are you in a state of frustration male sibling?
DYN-o-mite!
HIYAH! That was some of that kung fu stuff
The heavenly wheel persists in its concentric circular movement.
All I wish for of the coming  celebration and festivity of our lord and savior Is a  wench POSSESSING an absurdly herculean buttox
we hath constructed this village on mineralized formations and flame ending rotations
I happen to be profoundly physically attractive and I am thoroughly aware of this state of affairs
I'm too dapper for thy shirt
I am not declaring that she is a fortune Seeker however she doth not engAge in courtship with pennyless moors
at no point shall i relinquish you at no point shall i fail to meet your expectations
Thrash A buttocks or Two You PERCH-LIKE Piscine
You call yourself  a king
TO BOSS FOR FUTURAMA FRY NOT SURE IF I AM WRONG. wait a minute...
You lack the physical ability To lay hind nor hair on this
Thou art lacking of the physical ability To lay but a single finger on this
and i shall include a cliched profanity so that all ye unenlightened colored gentlemen can comprehend me
thoroughfare unto  THE  BALEFUL REALM
Most excellent tale
positive dispatch
I am a youthful individual of considerable stature
WHO HATH LIBERATED THE HOUNDS
My sympathies good sir
I must apologize
Frozen Water
The way IN which we are to APPROACH this is not convoluted We must render permanent slumber unto the gentleman who IDENTIFIES as a flying mouse
We shall promptly dismiss them making exception when they are aesthetically similar to a sir jagger
The gangnam manner of doing something!
i cannot deny that am an individual shackled by indentured servitude for your express sexual pleasure
let us have a frank and open discourse concerning the details of copulation
leap up and let us commence this act of galavanting about upon my diminutive equestrian
m'lady
What is in the skyward region My homebound male acquaintance?
Hey Henry Dost Thou Even Hoist?
Hey there
Good Day
listen while i recite for your pleasure the tenfold guidelines of illegal pharmaceutical entrepreneurship
colored gentlemen hemmorhage
my black-skinned fellows desanguinate
trolololo lol lol lolo lol lol lol lol  snared in a misfortunate affair of courtship
recently happened upon the lengthy coastline centrality charged with the quest of discovering Sir warren g esquire
i realize that you must have become accustomed to fine spirits and gourmet cuisine but i am ravishing you this evening without all the ususal fanfare
blackguard vitality
On this morning I rose
friggest thou and the steed that bore thee hither
The only Gifts I would like  are multiple women with substantially large posteriors
gentlemen stand
I adore you perspirer
Pelvis Leap huzzah
hip hop huzzah
with increased financial aptitude comes concomitant yet proportional conundrums
NOT THE ONE GIRL
Did santa bring me what i wanted? does my wife still have her teeth?
I adore it when you adress my nomenclature as large father Raise your arms in an upward motion if thou art a sincere lord
disregard OSHA unlock darwin award achievement on headstone
The TEMPERATURE within this establishment is GRADUALLY  INCREASING
Whatsoever I will carry out what i demand
I FIND LARGE POSTERIORS OF FEMALES TO BE QUITE ATTRACTIVE AND I AM INCAPABLE OF TELLING AN UNTRUTH!
hey sweet mama pull my finger
mASCULINE ROMANTIC  SHABBA
REFRAIN FROM REFLECTING ON PAST EN DEVOURS IN A NEGATIVE LIGHT YOUR WORDS BEFELL UPON MY EARS
that is that feces in which i do not appreciate!
if you would be so kind
bendeth over thy arse and prepareth for thy pounding
Brethren before Hoes
I am enamored with comely wenches therein lies the rub
Meme? What is this 'meme' thou speakest of?
munition thy firearms
I haven't a cogent argument Therefore I shalL wax bombastic
explosion there it is
Thou hast mistaken me for someone who excretes feces
would you like fried potatoes with that?
I welcome thee to the jungle
I hast visually observed conflagration and liquid precipitation Yet I hast believed always I should gaze upon your countenance once more
The sum total
Do not step on my azure cowhide footwear!
i predict that the world will believe some Mayan B.S.
o Brother
you have been placed in the zone of amiability
i enjoy expensive warm beverages at stellarbucks
I enjoy slurpees and large gulps at VII  XI
Righteous swimmer of deep water Thou hast been below in the sea of the twelfth hour an extended time
Below
Brother Art Thou irate?
desist
THE CHILDISHNESS OF NIEL IS UPON US
#BITCHES............. you thought the world would end!
Give it a minute youll feel the apocalypse setting in
Irrational means of Perishment SUCH NUMEROUS MEANS OF PERISHMENT
I keenly appreciate my female progenitor
hail now! you are a stellar figure in the lithic musical genre.
i find no evidence that the night is anywhere near its conclusion
I am Cooking Those who are running the show  in such a fashion that it resembles the cooking of pork
I possess my pistol within my boot-purse alas
Disregard females Acuire currency
Thou art a fatuous prostitute thou art a fatuous prostitute
We homo sapiens are mortals that is our mantra
it is not apparent how one could hate from the exterior of the soire thou cannot even enter
I hunt other people for a gigantic terrestrial mollusk to Give a financial boost to my vendetta
i catch u biaatch
FORSOOTH the demands of my employment doth not press upon my soul presently
i predict that someday there will be a technology network connected without wires and people will use it to whine and complain... this will be the end of civilisation
methinks that I shall become a meme in the future
it  happens... to the best of pimps.
Engage in sport quite effectively gentlemen would like to happen upon thyself
The life of delinquency I hath not chosen
I inquire
One less female dog to concern oneself with
Escort thy down to the city of paradise where the foilage is colorful and the females are robust I do declare this to be my place of residence
I  have ingested a tablet of an illicit natutre now i seem to be perspiring.. hazzah!
cONSUME EXCREMENT AND MEET YOUR MAKER THOU WHO COPULATES WITH THINE MOTHER!
let us become inebriated to the similar fashion of a young caucasian male
Indeed
frozen water
i hath 99 difficulties nary a lewd damsel among them
May I inform you your odour is not as attractive as one would prefer
dost thou comprehend
thou hast fallen for my ruse now i shall silently laugh with only my shoulders.
cunning and wit thy character doth bare i see what thou didst there
prepare yourself for my arrival
your anecdote filled me with such mirth to the degree that i filled my trousers with happy urine
Greetings
Greetings
woulds't thou allow me to gander beneath one's beauty on this fine evening
You are either trading fabricated cocaine-based crystals or you can propel a ball whilst leaping in a prodigious manner
i hath 99 predicaments nary a lewd damsel among them
My milkshake attracts all the young lads to the yard During the daylight hours it is far superior to yours.
may the forthcoming days of mirth and pre-election revelry be unto you as a blessing
i have no need of thee
the shrubbery is culpable it's bush's fault
you only intimate that because my skin tone is similar to ebony wood you jus' sayin' dat cuz' i'm black
Who art thou that thou shalt make a mockery of me?
toward the window
i am he who knocketh at your gate
it is my understanding that certain foliage is now permitted by the crown  in Washington.  i would like to make a medicinal purchase
i was the seventh person to contact the radio tower
the woman who gave birth to you is so portly and corpulent that when she layeth around the riviera she layeth around the riviera
when you were a suckling babe you were so uncomely that they had to tie the shank of a swine around thine neck in order for the family canine to greet thee
when i was a lad we were so poor that once a thief entered our domicile and we took from him that which was not ours
his ladder lacks the top rung
Wellup the fecal matter just Impacted the air ventilation system.
nay
aye
he releases the inflated sphere the sphere enters the metalic circle
wherefore in the lowest levels of hades am i speaking the language of the angles and Saxons
permit me to ask who released flatulence into the air?
the excrement has stricken the ventilation device
permit me to ask who released a flatulence into the air?
may the forthcoming days      of mirth and cheerful revelry be unto you      as a blessing
My gratitude for expressing the most recent information  regarding thine accomplishments Now
My gratitude for expressing in my company the most recent information regarding thy grand accomplishments Now
CEASE NOT Until thou hast obtained a sufficient portion
you should halt
Hello beautiful Woman i contain the proper etiquette from my hometown of gangnam
Greetings jude do not make your present situation worse take a melancholy tune and improve its quality
Excuse me sir please examine me ripe to the marrow
Thou dost imagine traversing this celestial sphere for the duration of the upcoming festive events? Thou swine!  Get thee to the lowest regions of the universe!
the one that i speak to may only roam this earth one time
giveth thy espresso ticket Or kindly remove thyself from the premises
i used to be quite the adventerous type such as thee... until an imbecile sent a musket ball through mine knee
restrain thyself afore ye demolish thyself considering firearm projectiles causing devastating consequences upon thine mortality
you sir are a cuntmuncher
Leader of the New York Metropolitans Allow me to bear thine offspring.
I PERCEIVE  many corpses.
My corporeal form is primed
Quiet Thyself
Sir
i am very fond of largely sized buttocks i cannot be dishonest about this phenomenon
Ball so hard Singaporeans wanna fine thee
some form of monetary exchange does make her dance
all hath knowledge thusly Fowl is the literary representation of idea
Teller of untruths
i beest the first pimp behold these wenches
Thou shall only live one time
Thine powdered extract of the plant
i am APPALLED by your comment   though it was true 
i have parted with the desire to live upon this celestial body henceforth
hail
I'm not arrogant... ..I'm awesome!
tHE FEMALE CANINES ARE EXPERIENCING  hallucinogen persisting perception disorder
I Hail from A lanD down Under
I DO not wish to insinuate that she Joins in wedlock merely for pecuniary gain but she Doth not cohabitate with men of humble means
What CHORTLING thou shall have felt if father doth beheld mother caressing santa clause the evening before present.
I cummith into her and send a courier with the remnants
Please awaken me when the final day of the 9th month arrives
TRi nitro toluene I'm Highly explosive and loaded with nitroglycerine
IRRELEVANT ENGAGED IN coitUS
Your utterence is a vitreous container full of excrement
Reveal to me thine cleavage with haste!
shrooms because you'r worth it
Brother Doth thee even lift?
The temperature doth rise in thy abode so please remove          thy garments.
THEMISTAA How dost thou triumph thusly? methinks it be the cartographer's trickery
GREETINGS
DISSENTERS SHALL INEVITABLY ABHOR
Thou hath But One Life
wherefore be thou returning to our abode at five turns of the hourglass past witching hour
Romance wenches ascertain wealth
we require not fluids to extinguish the ceiling  alloweth the maternal fornicators to be reduced to ashes
Doth thou even hoist?
though you have made assurances of your honourable intentions i still prefer the companionship of my contemporaries
Oppan In the fashion of Gangnam
i fancy capacious derrieres concerning which affection i may not utter a falshood
Glisten effulgently  as if one were a allotrope
You decline vaginal interCorse from women of lesser class Sir j of te juice simply can not
Sorry  I dont speak swag
My concotion of Dairy and Cream ushers forth all Males to my Terrace
how does justin bieber remove a condom? he farts
I am keen on immense posteriors and i shant fib.
Strike a young african american with a frozen treat
i assure you
Improved quality of life Through namebrand winter clothing
I am rather fond of sizable derrieres and i SHAN'T partake in dishonesty
AAAHHHHHH YOU THOUGHT!
disregard females acquire currency
Advance towards me
She doth POSSES a notable posterior of impressive stature    As such i do refer to her by said aforementioned declaration
There is Something peculiar in the proximity.  Whom would thou adress? The Exorcists!
Dost thou even hoist?
it would dissapoint me to moisten the seats of my mercedes however
i DO PRAY MINE member enlargeth in similar stature to that of the  lattice of eiffel so that i may in fact proceed in philandering the globe for the allotted temporal length of 72 hours
for that is nothing more than my private region enclosed in a presentable container
Dost THou  even hoist?
I hath 99 difficulties
I AM UNABLE TO REVEAL THE TRUE FORM OF THIS SENTIENT BUT I AM ABLE TO SPEAK OF THE SENSATION THAT I RECEIVE FROM THE SENTIENT
it is imperative that you cease what you are currently undertaking For I am obliged to destroy the visage and the countenance to which you have become accustomed
Young Lady
I request that thou dost not pressure me
Exert It! Exert It EXCELLENTLY!
the gents at my dwelling imply my iced dairy beverge to be of better quality than thine own i could teach thee but it would come at my own monetary gain
HUZZAH! Hence is the place that it resides!
Withdraw formally from membership in the federal union subsequent to the amortisement of your debt
When the entrepeneurs are upon my real estate drop it as if it exceeds cool temperatures
no charge for the reach around
Doth thou even riseth dumbells?
i feel the urge to take the lieves of every humanoid on thy globe oh dee dee oh dee dee dee oh
art thou furious? advance upon me brethren
kinsman dost thou even hoist?
GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY WE'RE GONNA PARTY LIKE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
Move your rear in a swaying manner! wiggle that which your martenal parent handed you!!
DOES THOU EVEN LIFT?
Doth thou even lift bro?
halt nah
May the entire administration of the usurper deteriorate in the bowels of the kingdom of beelzebul
I fancy a large derriere I mustn't deceive thee
wench wherefore art thou rolling?
i am not claiming the lass is interested merely in riches however she is not affiliating with poor dark-skinned folk
I MERELY CAME FOR THE WENCHES & THE ALE
Thou only has but four score years and ten to live and cannot live again
EEEHHHHHHHH!~ Sexy Lady!~
ME IMPORTA UNA MIERDA
hit that sucker with INVISIBLE sling shot
Fornication Agreed
HEEEEYYYY Female With Attractive Attributes
one doth merely grace this earth with existence  but once
Although our introduction is recent and my following actions might seem like an absurdity i present you the series of numerals representating my telecommunicator and beg thee perchance connect with me through said device
halting me in mid-sentence was not nessesary similar to an individual i once was aquainted with
I BESEECH THEE
Said prose hath giveth me a terminal illness
HALT! THE AGE OF THE BLUNT UTILITY USED TO CARVE HARD SOLIDS HATH BEGUN.
MY SMALL
No one has The Temporal Capacity For such aN ENdeavour
dust thou even hoist?
wenches are falling at the sight of me
'DO YOU LIKE MY BODY ?' A question that I always use on chatroulette.
been spendeth a great deal of their lives living in the pirates paradise
BROADS are MY SOLE DESIRE For I have an equivalent number on the eve as in the morn
I must Declare to you that it is utterly astonishing About how i do not spend my time caring about the current situation
Who is thine partenal parent!! who is thine paternal parent!!? thou art!! thou art!!
move thine rear sideways in a swaying manner damsel! wiggle that which your mother passed on to thee.
nary a one shall espy us wherefore shall we not comport ourselves in the lane?
all and sundry hath somewhat to conceal save mine own self and my primate
under no circumstances shall i forsake thee Nor ever Dash thy hopes
existence is naught but but harlots and prestidigitation
Doth array of abilities    PROVIDE ENOUGH FINANCIAL COMPENSATION TO RENDER SERVICES PAID
thou has nay schedule   to bother thineself with BRONCHIAL inflammation
behold! male package encompassing mail package
DISREGARD CARDIOVASCULAR ACTIVITY REDUCE CALORIC INTAKE
do not exist as a phallus
she sais she would favor to journey to mine dewling and i made a white liquid in my pantaloons
Whom is it that luxuriates in the delectable palatableness of the carbonated simulation of citrus saccharin? It is one
Doest Thou bear knoledge pertaining to the identity of thine paternal unit?
Doest thou bear knowledge pertaining to the identity of thine paternal unit?
I possess in my repertoire bodily gyrations indistinguishable from those of jagger
THOU NEED NO UNDERSTANDING OF THE WORLD  yOU HAVE A NICE DRESS ON
madam
Remain vigilant fellows! We are in the vicinity of a most impressive man in this area!
hast thee a modest mercantile concern? thou has not constructed it
thy nearly fell sinking among thee  female genitalia so thow paddeled thy self away to the safety of the rectal region
curse thy ads whom come upon thus
Endothermic Narrative Brethern!
thy ruckus  Bringeth
suffer the carcasses  to strike the turf
YOU SIR
i possess similar vigorous physical faculties to those of the gentleman beknownst as 'jagger'
aye
if thou indeed hadst a preference for it thou ought to have proffered a ring symbolizing marital intent upon it
i wish my height were more substantial. i wish i were a man of sport. i wish i had a paramour; if i didst
selection brethren
Salutations Madame barBie May I enquire thy interest in African American gentLemen
That EXCREMENT suffers from INSANITY Don't your agree
Yeah i'm awesome u mad bro?
wenches beith naught but trollops and harlots
do not begrudge me
i see u have made the fatal mistake of doing your homework upon side the computer and have fallen under the PRECARIOUS trance that which the computer emits.
disregard elections Play Halo 4
Praythee
hahaha guess what? i did your mom
joint betwixt lower limb and trunk
I have to accompany me
Mirthful Anniversary of thine birth
thoust a attractive dark skinned maiden partner me for i have none of either gender
I wish to be the single most impressive like no person prior
Enthusiastic Party Goers Are in The Establishment tonight  Everybody doeth desire to have a jolly good time
Please Demonstrate the method in which you perform the series of movements known as 'the DOUGLAS'
disregard sleep ACQUIRE more memes
if thou art unaware now thou art aware
i am completely smitten when you address me as a sizable father figure
I DEclare AN ACCIDENT UPON YOUR CRANIUM I DECLARE AN ACCIDENT UPON YOUR CRANIUM
May I ACQUIRE to how thou performs thy defecation
May i aquire to how thy performs to thou defecation
I mobilize my carpals in the upward direction
The picture which the has BESTOWED upon my eyes amuses me!
woulds thou fornicate me?  I would fornicate mineself i would fornicate mineself quite unrelentingly.
I am fondly ATTRACTED TO UNDESIRABLE WOMEN WHO POSSESS QUESTIONABLE MORALITY AND ETHICS  tHAT IS MY MOST TROUBLING ANd FORSAKEN issue
I was going to cleanse and organize my living quarters  Until I became intoxicated
I must request we end our conversing abruptly. I seek to expidite our exchange of currency.
Everything thy wants for thy birthday shalt be a large-buttoxed woman
the canopy
How art thou... faring?
It is necessary that I relocate to a community apropos shall you not lay hold of me and transport my person to the village of funk?
it is quite impossible for me to appropriate gratification however
I ponder
Oh look shes wearing louboutins and I cant wait to have her spend my money just as wastefully
thou hast spent all thine earnings on louboutins? thou shall not continue to have access to my coin
The Hoke
my lady doth have loins of fruit
salutations
I Wish not to be an imbecile who hails from the united states of america
managing brothels is not an easy profession
I am young of age acquiring little currency he is a non-wealthy lad
got my costume for dance of the dead i shall look magnificent
Thou swindle aggressively daily
WAKE ME UP  WHEN THEY ACTUALLY GIVE SOMETHING GOOD FOR LUNCH AT SCHOOL
HATS BOY YOU WILL NEED THOSE HATS.
You There
I WISH NOT TO BE AN incompetent person FROM THE UNITED STATES of america
girl
Thou must protest for your Privileges in regards to congregating for the purpose of merriment
I am compelled to disclose that I am aware of possessing the characteristics of a frightening creature
thou had better reconsider your own person   own person.Before you meet with an unfortunate incident causing bodily arm to you
I have stated disregard thee unless i am in aquaintance That is not a falsification
hey baby... you sure would look good in my binder
positive traits or quality deemed good And that what is considered immoral
Advance towards me bretheren
wAIT wHAT ARE YOU DOING?
fornicate women ACQUIRE currency
Beware there is a scoundral in the vacinity
hay
Has Drama as an elective Next period is jrotc
we shall all celebrate merrily upon the fact that it is the anniversary of the day of your birth
Brandon
insignias?  Thou hast no need of odiferous insignias!
as the popular leather sole merchants hath told us... do not question the reason of thou actions
come on say it
I shall depurate THAT MALE  completely from my mane
Disregard thine sofa My afro-oriented fellow
quite right My good man wenches doth love twin chins
ceremonial maestri feign ignorance
I do not wish to postulate that the wench prospects for Sovereigns But she is not entangling herself with a gentleman pauper
Riveting tale Young lad
I possess RingED books of Females
A Decree.. To thy Maternal Family Member!
I apologise profusely mother
I beg of thee refrain from interrupting the concerto
all who are present stroll with the prehistoric reptile
It was at that point in time that i was raised to an elevated status
BRETHREN
OPERATE THE MOTOR CARRIAGE AS IF YOU WERE TO AQUIRE IT UNLAWFULLY.
democrats and republicans ruling the usa for 150 miserable years
I advance into the pub saying how art thou
I shall inform ye once again before i arise from the floor  do not fetch myself to a prone position
What hath come into ascension?
aspireth thee to the manner of gagnum shire
?ồ ?i&#234;n
I have arrived to conquer and chew tree sap And my store of tree sap is depleted
verily BRETHREN
forsooth!  Give thanksgiving to the creator that by my counting
r-e-g-a-r-d
stocking it toward my person
Greetings
a wench is a wench
WE SHALT OBLITERATE YONDER THRESHOLD WITH BRAZEN RAMS
I observe THE METHOD WITH WHICH YOU UTILIZEd YOUR VERNACULAR
dost thou observe mine current utterances
Thyself and others of human nature may only possess life but once
i am not desirous of another when your visage appears in my imagination I seek tactile perception of mine own self
it is my heartfelt desire to serve as your tool with a large flat heavy head attached to a handle
perhaps it is time to come to terms with the fact that you have developed a chemical dependency upon emotional Infatuation
Thou art given one life to live and one life only
Attending a private school does not mean i must be obliged to converse in a more classier form of verbal communication
on this propitious morn
adding yet another 24 hours to the calendar week is still insufficient to express my adoration
look in thine eyes
indicate the approach to my habitual abode. I am fatigued and wish to seek repose. I have taken intoxicating liquor sixty minutes prior and it has proceeded directly to my cranium it is irrelevant where I perambulate
disregard indians acquire territory
blast thou be uncurled infant woman!
osculate my posterior
Present that wench with a BOUQUET  wenches adore bouquet
proceed forth and FORNICATE thyself
Sir In the Fashion of Gangnam
You Sir
Why don't you just WAIT IN LINE While I cut in line
I fancy to arrange him a propostion he will be reluctant to decline
Get Subterreanean  and filthy
PENETRATED THROUGH THE SUPERIOR VENTRICLE AND YOU ARE TO ATTRIBUTE TO THE FAULT You endow affection an unpleasant reputation
hast thou acquired  thy arab tuppens
illuminate thy green plant matter brethren
You doth murder me pygmy
thou shalt pay heed to my considerable authority
close examination of the popular communications media suggest that all things unpleasant result from acts of the prior administration and you tend to be prejudiced about minorities
hello attractive woman oppa gangnam style
Good Day Recently
I bid thee a joyous day of freedom from thine mothers womb
aCQUIRE CURRENCY ACQUIRE FEMALES
Each day i seek to acquire currency
it hath been twelve years since my birth i would like to express my utter confusion pertaining to the material before me
the thirty-fourth DECLARATION RELATING TO the world wide web Suggests to me that nothing may exist without the creation of pornographic material related to it
Y.O.L.o True Story bro
If you desire that ruffians should arrive and intensify your festive gathering... You Must deliver it to the domicile!
If thou hadst favored her
I simply Think them up
all i desire for the anniversary of thy birth shall be a female with an immense posterior
i admire large dariers and i cannot be DECEIVED
the hand of the dial is on the VII as I rise from my slumber to greet the day forsooth it behooves me to cleanse myself
That Did Most Forcefully Cause Disturbance to my jameses
greetings
at this moment thou are only a personage with whom i formerly had acquaintance
I wish to ride my dandy horse
I am fully aware that it is merely rock-and-roll. but I respect it
Toss thy palms upwards into  the space emidietly above thyself in a fashion that shows thou    simply are not concerned with it
Come Forth dow BRETHREN and ye shall receive
upon fecal tributary lacking means of propulsion
It is an absolute and incontrovertible fact that between us there cannot again exist an amorous entanglement.
The gentlemen providing us with the company of lecherous women shall be held in the highest regard However
Fornicate The uniformed constables!!
If Ye suffers confusion through this premise ye may be of the 'scarlet nape'
i shall render the precipitation aflame
Say
my foot will connect sharply with soft dangly collection of objects in your trousers
Present company shall render me schizophrenic In this current location
Hello fellow citizen! we were told you enjoyed humor of the meme genre! SO WE HATH INSERTED A MEME WITHIN ANOTHER IN ORDER FOR YOU TO ROLLICK WITH MERRIMENT WHILST YOU ROLLICK WITH MERRIMENT
I have four score and nineteen issues but a wench is not missing
that designated gluteus maximus
Thou school it department prepare to be smitten
Friggest thou and the steed that bore thee hither
Wenches Be ludacris
Adam sales likes males
Thou hast but one Lifetime In which to make a mockery of thyself
Thou shalt take up arms To ensure the continuance of thine right to celebratory gatherings
one shall never have physical contact with what has been indicated
MY THoroughly stirred lactose beverage demands the diligence of the local males to my abode WHENCE THEY EXCLAIM ABOUT THE SUPERIOR QUALITY OF SAID BEVERAGE OVER THINE COMPETING BEVERAGE
thou is limited to the ability to exist for a singular instance
Verily
Halt
they see one revolving they appear to be profoundly disliking
it is thy hour to calcitrate buttocks and feast upon cohesive substance unfortunately
I say
only two things dost cometh from that region
You most certainly were not in attendance  for the duration of my practices of catapulting a spherical object through a rim in the gymnasium!!
OH MY
Ready thineself for problems And Increase it twicefold
Putting YOUR phoneNUMBER ONTO FACEBOOK? tHERE ARE SOME THAT WOULD DEEM THAT A 'faux paS'
tis common knowledge that a mortal being hath only a single opportunity to enjoy the vitality with which he hath been blessed
thy benumded liquid bring forth wenches thou canst inquire its exceptional tendencies but for a fee
Interesting tale
TIDY UP  EVERY ITEM
I understand thou hast a vengeance for an arabian preacher Thus i have provided an anecdote of said preacher insulting his flock for flocking most vigorously.
intertesting tale brother speak of it once more
Are you aggravated
those buttocks
the theme to which the origin is gangnam
what ho
thou art enraged? thy advance on me bretheren
Do SOMETHING STRANGE  fOR A LIL PIECE OF CHANGE
lets have babiies you know you want to
All I would like for the ANNIVERSARY of my birth Is a large Posterior Wench
brother
My whipped ice dairy drink brings the attention of many males to my place of residence and/ or employment
That which comes from thine Posterior  IS OF UNSOUND MIND
go forth and have relations with thy self
Yes Wench
Galleons and Wenches
PROCEED TO YOUR OBLIGATIONS  MY CHILD OF THE MALE PERSUASION
Now let thy explain as to why this is oxen waste
Art Thy Brother angry?
female hounds equate to no more than gardening equipment and clever ruses
Disreguard females acquire gokarts
SCREW ALL OF YOU MALES I AM GOING TO MY PLACE OF DWELLING
DISREGARD WENCHES ACQUIRE CURRENCY
how i feel when i skip a class 'satisfied
the road to hell is paved with catholic indiscretions
Though we hath just met
back that posterior upon me female dog
acuire lodgings in condah for we are equipped with tavern facilities
extraterrestrial shall telephone his lodgings
extraterrestrial shall telephone his lodgings
the general direction in which i am moving myself is correct My mother birthed me as the being i currently am
I am an exqusite male specimen and to that fact i have been educated
compelling tale brethern... now bringth apon my sandwhich
i toss my hands into the atmosphere occasionaly exclaiming 'ayo
give consideration
Thither is not sufficient recess for whom art nefarious Currency dost not abound from timber
oH
beforest thou is a challace of my compassion make it known that within it is nothing
have i permission to haz cheezburger?
good one
got some hoes in this house trying to plough
PAX
To whom hath smelleth to thine hath dealtith
OFF IS THE PREVAILING COURSE I INCLINE THOU WOULDST FORNICATE
I ESCHEW TO BESTOW ANY MEASURE OF FECALIA UPON THINE NOTION
honey
be silent and obtain my currency!
Czekaj na solinę 3 miechy pojebaj to w jeden dzień
Thy unlawful migratory labourers did henceforth displace our very occupations
Lucas I am the individual who hath sired thee
Mental wounds heal not
Mental wounds heal not
female canine i beseech thee
riveting tale young chap
c-C-C-C-Combination of strikes performed in rapid succession rupture
present are dames that ought bear my offspring
ensure that thou keepeth a sheepskin sheath for thine member as you endeavor to the city of fornication
Art thou outraged? PRoceed towards me brethren!
my shaken dairyproduct Makes all the gentlemen  visit my haven
one has decided that one would desire to have coitus with thou in a style not dissimilar to that of another species
would you be so kind as to arrange for my safe passage to a village characterised by funk?
What is your Number?
I look like viggo mortensen
I am Excessively fair for this meme
tis the justification for which i fornicated with thine wench
whilst thou come at me like offspring from the same mother
I've got the element which generates intrigue in others.. and I know you are enticed.
PLEASE CEASE YOUR SPEAKING AND ACCEPT MY CURRENCY
REVEAL TO ME THINE GENETALIA THINE GENETALIA
the wench has red fruit bottomed pants in her possession as well as heavy footwear with animal hair
rotate the gears armed forces man
Jedź na rowerze  złam obojczyk
may please you exhale  on my shrill sounding instrument beloved?
I prefer my musical rythym to progress quickly and my low frequencies to be especially so.
display yon portraits or be barred from this fellowship
behold thine steed thine steed is astounding
thou exclusively abide  one single time
the marquis de sade wrote            '50 shades of gray' first from his prison cell      in the 18th century.
#TOLO Thou only liveth once
I POSSESS 99 QUANDARIES AND A MISTRESS BE NOT AMONG THEM
allow oneself to demonstrate to thee precisely the components that form mine being
Thou est Reading these quotations in an accent similar to that of aristocratic gentlemen of the English country
assuming the appearance of a fool with thine trouser upon the ground
may you exhale on my sound EMITTING instrument
I have no fear in taking a stand against thou so now gentle people come take thy hand
Does Thy agree with my blade forged of carbon?
Each individual of rosaceae rosa possesses pointed
Low in Temperature is your clothing of distress and suffering saith not a soul in history
No seriously Im not gay
release that lower clef in such a manor that it shall fall to the ground as if it is quite temperate
HAYY IVE SEEN YOU BEFORE...
INdividuals that dislike my persona ARE GOING TO DISLIKE MY PERSONA.
My dairy byproduct makes the males flock to the lawn and it is better than that which thou has
such excrement is ridiculousness Is it not
depart
mine eunectes murinus would not like to participate unless thine womanly breading be voluminous indeed
Greetings
Do not be misled by the stones that i possess I still remain jennifer from the town square.
we're rich biotches
a male without a reputable status shant acquire affection from the likes of myself as the unethical fellow postures himself partially outside of his rather exhuberant chum's carriage
Approacheth me brethren
mine diminutive stallion
greetings
If you are quite aware that you have considerable liquid assets promptly remove it from your trousers for presentation and then discard it!
unexpected sodomy
ejaculated within my trousers
Currently thou art someone with which i was formerly aquainted
I possess lust within my trousers and I lack the reservation to withhold their contents. I am libidinous and am privy to such knowledge. - Joseph Ducreux Joseph Ducreux - I possess lust within my trousers and I need not withhold their contents. I am libidinous and am privy to such knowledge.
SUPPOSE I  that the hours betwixt sunrise and sunset this day hath proven to be most satisfactory in nature.
Thou confer upon us 'ironlaks' and 'Baseball bats' yet persist in pondering the rationale behind our choice to associate with the 'lad' subculture
scurry away
Behold! It is Before Thee.
I obtained my educational certificate of completion
fornicate the constable
Thou shalt only Exist Once upon a time
I would like to inquire the identity of your offspring's progenitor
Scarlet polypropylene Vessel
Disregard Law enforcement
hoist yon appendages skyward gesticulate them an insouciant manner!
create a noise to suggest ackenowledgment of humour in an outward easily audible manner
may the celebration of your liberation from the confines of your mothers vaginal cavity  be grand on this day
Images that move via PERSISTENCE of vision slayed the INDIVIDUAL of auditory DISTINCTION
make ajar the gates
Remove the upper part of your clothing Procede to move it in a circular motion above thy head
Remove the upper part of your clothing Procede to move it in a circular motion above thy head
Thine
Thine
hey baby let's party like it's 1760
thou hast been steampunked!
the prefrontal cortex implores restraint alas the discourse of my physique says ye
i use my powers to... turn kyle into a chicken
I embraced a wench
I recently made your acqaintance
I do not require a penny-farthing or a rod for fishing I merely require a submersible
Approach
I require the constant presence of my Water crafts and wenches
you are all persons of african ancestry leaving notes in a written conversation of imflamatory nature
at this momant
come forth towards me  younger male sibling
Do my PRIOR COMMENTS CAUSE YOU ANGER
SIMPLY TRIUMPH OVER AN INDEFINITE BODY
quite outstanding denouement my fellow brethren
I am unable to fabricate statements of falsehood or tall talk for i feel strong affection towards thine disproportionately large female buttocks
I do not believe you are adequately prepared for this gelatin as a result of my figure being too bootylicious for you my dear
Go forth And fornicate with thine self
i possess moves of a SIMILAR nature to those of master jagger!
I HAVE ACQUIRED 99 DIFFICULTIES AND A WENCH CANNOT BE COUNTED AMONG THEM
the gambrel
nay nay nay planning on enduring a blissful era good day
May I inquire as to the displacement of the current temporal alignment? I believe it is devoted to the unexpected undertaking of a challenging endeavor
'whenever i want a civil
Have not partaken in a kolache whilst traveling through west? you are not familiar with the Texas that I am intimate with
i quite enjoy the quaint aroma of fresh napalm in the early dawn hours
i am located at a public telecommunications terminal attempting to make contact with my private residence
You get what you pay for... two centuries ago
Duplicated Water Prisms  COMPLETELY SPANNING THE HEAVENS
YolO Yea
I perished in your embrace this evening
please escort my descent to the utopian metropolis where the pastures are verdant and the damsels are pulchritudinous
a feminine counterpart of a canine if i so disire
i am sexually attractive and i am aware of it
Paintings or falsehood
I am not implying that she is attempting to elevate her social standing by way of engagement with a gentleman of wealth but she certainly does not associate herself with lower class ragamuffins
Nay
behold my address pony express perhaps?
faux belligerent african americans tis thou the excrement i dont prefer
Fornication be upon thy sofa
nary man
thusly
Under what circumstance do you arrive at the fifth hour?  Something is amiss
If you would pleasure to take a taste of my flesh then please continue on your course to feast of my being because I do not care overly much
excuse me
gooby i beseech you
I am an admirer of ample posteriors and there can be no misstatement of this inclination
Merriment and music reside within my abode this evening
gosh darn
Thou art looking daft with thy trousers amongst the floor
All of the individuals in the past in which I have courted take up their residence in the state of texas
In any event In wish you would feel comfortable
As the great warrior poet ice cube once said if the present date needeth not an ak
i am not intending to inform you that she likes men for their riches although she wont like a destitute negro
Upon each morrow I commence with a spirited shuffling GAIT
Thou
every other individual who hath viewed the small green mythical creature proclaim 'indeed'!!!
I did dispatch to yonder maiden
thou art a mentally deficient harlot
currency hath dominion over all that surroundeth me  butterfat! obtain said currency.  pieces of 8
Wife was looking at women's liberation article I said
lol dude you got some shit on your face
My wench
CARL LEWIS MY HOME BOY YOU NO LONGER BE
honey badger he doth not give an excrement
thou permit me to reintroduce myself Hov is thy name
if coitus were a tangible commodity I doth not giveth any
Keep thou lips sealed I am still in the process of ejaculating
I desire your adoration and your vengence. Together
throughout the duration of thy ardor toward thee
gaze upon my stallion for my stallion is of magnificence
Don't thInk man wont Buss a leng.
you request the deceased to cavort upon demolished cartilaige
THOU GLUTEUS MAXIMUS IS INDEED VOLUMINOUS BY DECREE I CANNOT FALSIFY
Thou literary endeavor doth possess sizable potential of a most humorous variety in accompaniment with delightful fictitious individuals
For I thou am Colonel H. Maternal fornicating Stinkmeaner call upon me for I hath acquire currency
We desire to possess the ubiquitous item known as funk for
Throughout the duration of your  ardor towards thee
demonstrate to me DEMONSTRATE TO ME DEMONSTRATE TO ME how one doth perform such sorcerey the same sorcery that doth cause me to cry out in expression of joy
PLACETH THINE FUNDS ON DISPLAY so that I may perceive them!
Be patient until you gaze upon my genitals. Prithee
people of an unpleasant disposition are apt to be in an unpleasant disposition
All thine Rubenesque Wenches
Far be it froM me to assert her attraction lies only in thine assets Yet
I was forcibly removes from the premises of 'lens crafters' I was unable to refrain from referring to the patrons therein as a certain part of the male anatomy
shilling
in the western side of 'the city of brotherly love '
The Contest in which I participate Exists therein no disgrace
i preform motions of myself moving while stationary on a daily basis
MINE OWN RESERVE OF OXYTOCIN DEPLETED woefully unaware of my locale without thine
IF THERE SEEMS TO BE SOMETHING ODD IN YOUR VACINITY WHO WILL YOU BE INFORMING? restless soul Exorcists
gyrate thou bosom for thee
Firearms do not cause death Rhythm articulated poets are the cause
I hath done such akin to this
I speculate that I shant require such howbeit presently thou art nary but a former ACQUAINTANCE
i apologize for carousing at the gala
i SHALL PRESENT TO THAT WENCH A CHASTITY BELT WENCHES LOVE CHASTITY BELTS
oh contraire pachyderm You did NOT build that alone.
Now I am not proposing that the fair lady is mining for gold
'tis the day of frige
Greetings
The Fecal Matter Has Become Genuine
I command thee to not dropeth to the floor thy trifecta of thuns
hello i  just introduced myself
participate in coitus with the constabulary
Where be all my concubines?
my eyes bear witness to you touring all around our governed state accompanied by that female i am quite accustomed to and internally i agree: a pox on thee
Oh
Disregard females acquire firearms
Alas
My amplifying devices happen to be resembling hammers
racketeering county wench thrice upon tens nd one score on thy ample bosom wench
Advance towards me bretheren
i have never examined a specimen of posterior that is equal to the one i am currently evaluating
I have provided a serious of numbers for you If you would not mind thou should reach me if possible
strolling down the way apon my 1964 noble steed
DEMOLISH A SMALL PROPORTION PROCEED TO ROTATE AND RECIEVE BEATING
advance towards my general direction My brethrin
Local Temperatures have risen disrobe!
My anatomical structure is most certainly adapted for the current situation
Proceed towards my person at an accelerated pace Brother
Cometh Forth Brethren
Say aye if thou readst thy comment in the year of 1765!!!
My avant-garde milked beverage  ACQUIRES PLENTIFUL males to thy yard
thIS FECES HAS BEEN FOUND TO BE INSANE
No regards hath been giveth
CEASE THINE ONANISM TO IRIDESCENT EQUINES
We hath only recently become associated with one another and furthermore this is tomfoolery However
i believe it to be a monocular unicornis aerial violet homosapien ingestor
BRother WHERE ART THOU
Didn't even have to use my &#201;pe today was a good day
sup i have a cool hat
I do believe i have reacquired  my pompous attitude
I Guffaw in a public manor
within my trousers i possess a great wealth of vehemence and i fear not the disclosure of my zeal i exude sexual appeal and am quite aware of it
BE SILENT
mighty vessels were meant to take to the air so i toss my hands into the air
Thou wouldst do well to investigate thyself prior to inadvertantly injuring thyself
verily
Your Establishment You Do Not Possess its Firmament
fornicate with wenches receive compensation in the form of currency
YOU ARE A THEATRICAL STEREOPTICON I could contemplate you for eternity
wears nirvana t-shirt doesn't know who's kurt cobain
with my mind on my ducats and my ducats on my mind
przyjdź  na impreze Bądz świnia ogrodnika
ERA UMA RESID&#202;NCIA COM GRA&#199;A EM ABUND&#194;NCIA
retreat towARD THOU AIR TRANSPORTATION DEVICE
that doth be an interesting statement
You
I haveth recently madeth your ACQUAINTANCE... and this beith  of unsound mind. . . but here art my address... write to me possibly.
THOU'ST CHILLED DAIRY BEVERAGE GATHERS ALL THE GENTLEMEN TO THE COURTYARD
bitches! hither and yon to thine crumpet tower. nup nup
by what reasoning has such a death occured?     he developed a java application without depenedncy injection
austin 3:16  said i just engaged on a violent action upon your buttocks
Austin 3:16 said i just engaged on a violent action apon your buttocks
M'lady
i QUESTION thine serioiusness
If I were your suitor I would never release you
PASSIN' BY
Salutations
i said even though they speak i continue to walk they are merely playing liquified tomatoes whilst i am a burning hot spice
thee is unconfident. im unsure why. thee is rotating scalps as thee ambles through the hatch.
Have Banter with mine quintet of metacarpals for my  source of utterence is currently unavailable
all of ye shalt cause me to lose my faculties in this elevated establishment
If thou engagest in industry thou didst not construct it
many unkind gentleman wish me to perish
YOU DAMN RIGHT
I founded Phi IOta Alpha with my boy marti
observe before you move in a vertically forward motion
Chilling tale brethen
I like big butts No Joke
You there
All of the mortals Bodies Fall to the floor
I daresay
thou can not caress this
im quite delighted i do not possess a milkshake therefore
I informally request your attention and
sorry for being so complicated you're not the only person who doesn't get my jokes
Would mayonnaise perhaps be considered an object capable of rhythmic vibrations?
Retroactive Resignation? you seriously think anyone will believe that one?
THE OCCURENCE OF THEIR PRESENCE PRINCIPALLY COMES TO PASS AFTER DARK PRINCIPALLY
I am Indeed richard james wench
I'm riding around and I am getting those things I procured it so I shall expend it - 2Chainz
hello there. I just made your acquaintance and this is truly maddening
How great.... Thou Art?
By all  means Our own selves shalt descend in unison with the brasswork
Here's to making political decisions based on graphics anyone can make
I dispatch thermo-nuclear projectiles upon an individual's physical anatomy
you're water-craft is as ill designed as yourselves.
The Wu Tang Association  Is not to be trifled with
thy wench progenitor hath such girth i turneth over thrice and was yet upon her
JOSEPH DUCREUX VAMPIRE HUNTER
DISREGARD CURRENCY ACQUIRE GENTLEMEN
tecido constitu&#237;do especialmente por celulose que se origina curvado jamais se consertar&#225;
Jeremiah was a member of the genus Rana and a commendable associate Nevermore did I fathom his utterance howbeit I assisted him in decanting his inebriant which was consistently superior
 o sentimento intenso de atra&#231;&#227;o entre a minha pessoa e vocmec&#234; Que gera a a&#231;&#227;o de agitar a extremidade superior do meu corpo e que permite-me estar de tal maneira
Contra um felino
greetings skrill cause it to descend firmly
Indago-me repetidamente sobre a paternidade deste menor Desconhe&#231;o qualquer refer&#234;ncia a poss&#237;veis suspeitos
i love it when you refer to me as large father put your hands into the air space if you are indeed a true participant in the game
Excuse me I happen to HAve Made your accuantance
communicate to aquaintences in reference to plans do no show up on the SCHEDULED time
you are deleting me from your Facebook friends list? Oh no's. no more
The club Can most certainly not contend with me in this current state
Your feelings of fear or joy you are feeling during this game of poker are slightly visible and imposible to recognise
I
It is merely an event concerning the letter g
Thou must not worry
i don&#180;t  have a certain idea of who you are but i will get your geographical position
sample with your teeth
my thoughts are currently occupied with my financial situation
I am proceeding in a carriage Whilst acquiring it
I HAVTH THEE JOINT OF MariJUANA MEDICALNESS LET US COMMENCE WITH THEE TORCH OF LIGHTING
who hath let thyn mutts out of thy cages?? woof woof
fornicate harlots acquire monetary currency
It is presently the day  known as friday
I am required to lower myself  on the day known as friday
thy government has laid with business congress has thus become the 1%
I do not always embibe alcoholic refreshment lest i do i shall partake of dos equis
Perhaps my inquiry appears to be forward but would it trouble you to send a dispatch to my estate post haste?
we are the superior force
Be it of the six hundred and sixty-sixth that is the number if the infernal creature
Oh that email just getting to it
Extend your palms to the sky as if to nearly presume a consideration was forthcoming
Who's My N*****? You's My N*****!
educate me on the proper method of the douglas
Ye solely exist on one occasion
No toilet paper in WC?  YOU'VE GOT SOCKS!
Tis the anniversary of my birth I am entitled to express negative emotion if i so desire
Brethren Art thou frustrated?
Remove Thyself Wench Depart from the midst of the lane that I travel DEPART FROM THE MIDST OF THE LANE THAT I TRAVEL Wench DEPART FROM THE MIDST OF THE LANE THAT I TRAVEL
nevertheless
In the manner of an employer
it appears that the whole of my body has undergone a most BIZARRE loss of feeling which i find utterly comforting
advance no further
THou hast sparse knowledgeof thy pulchritude nevertheless
I just made your acquaintance
The gables
your mother does not cavort herself to music nor does your father enjoy music with rocks in
All mutations of Rosa sericea possess sharp ornamental protrusions in like fashion to all dark times having a defined end at sunrise
i beckon thee to come hence forth toward me brethren
Indeed wench indeed wench you shall pronounce me as sir Stephen-o
In a western settlement of philadelphia where i was conceived and brought up I spent a great deal of mine sunlight upon the grounds of which children fancy recreation
Disregard Wenches Acquire Gunpla
Will the Legitimate slender umbrageous individual please rise to attention
I surely spot ladies preSent at this social Establishment whom I may elope wiTh My abuse of Certain herbal plants Combined with fine liquor thereby impairing my judgement
Local Tales suggest you are UNCIVILIZED in nature  If one took you to his Household
Face downward anAs upward ThUs the position we enjoy to fornicate
may i set the mythical sea monster free?
Join me
SLAY HARLOT TAKE BACK CURRENCY
I enjoy an act of looking towards a play of young horses Handle it justly
strange things yet to happen. a violent group of wild dogs end every singles last one of their lives
disregard women acquire ponies
My Boy gather the fowl and organize them uniformly
i decide which are the best musical recordings
Those individuals engage in efforts to restrict our action in the house of parliament However
Doth thinE mother KNOW Thou weareth her drapes?
That is an inquery not unlike one a jester might impose
I shall take thy designated marksman rifle And swiftly five-shot thine ass
Henceforth you shall be known as a former acquaintance I recollect
Darren sharper bear my copulatoryyy organnn!
it is preferred to moisten with thou tongue prelusive to the act of penetration
Greetings - I have recently made your acquaintance
intensify thine dynamic range
exert force
behold my benediction!
travelling in an unkempt fashion
Instruct thine acquaintances to become acquainted with my acquaintances
i am unaware of the informations you have been given regarding me but a prostitute shall never be capable of earning a dollar from me
rattle thine posterior however
Greetings I have just made thy acquaintance
I pray thee to seek my companionship even though thou not obligated
MY anatomical carcass is currently equipped to do the job
Flags
wench had best be in possesion of mine pound sterling.
i undertook this endeavour in the name of hedonism therefore
we've been allocating copious amounts of our existence inhabiting what you may refer to as a delinquent's utopia
i habitually focus my attention on my finances over a juniper berry-based cocktail
hey
place thy lips upon my posterior
Fetch me my pantaloons  Nig nog
My deepest apologies  For quaking your suare
It was not we who began the inferno It has been Alight since the dawn of time
DIRECTLY FROM THE CITY OF COMPTON
I am so hygenically clean you can felate upon my genitals
I work those long evenings
THOSE OF ODIOUS DISPOSITION MAY AS WELL CONTINUE TO BE ODIOUS!
Verrily brother
DOST THOU NAY PRESS ME FOR I AM IN PROXIMITY TO THE PRECIPICE
INTERESTING TALE BRETHREN REPEAT IT ONCE MORE
liberate thy mind
Though our acquaintance is but freshly made
disregard the EXISTENCE of wenches procure COPIOUS amounts of currency
May i inquire what thou speakest of brethren Willis
Sexually attractive young females have troubling issues similar to that of yours we are similar to your likeness
i had just met thee
human beings withan anthipathy  will not endorse this
oferiti-mi va rog placerea de a conversa cu dumneavoastra
i have acquired four score and 19 problems but forsooth a female canine is not among them
i prefer buttocks of a large nature
Directly from compton
one dislikes thee thy brethren concurs
The majority of the people were using an asian style of martial arts those movements of the leg are akin to static electricity from the sky hitting the earth
You are unaware of the fact that you are attractive and that is indeed what makes you attractive
bitter mother of bastard child  art thou mad today?
look in the direction of that glass pane
I am in possession of many valuables and am not seeking female companionship in addition
Aye
sparkle
Wench
'twas a wonderful night
Attention Feathered Fowl You are appealing to thy eyesight
Alas
when the constables attempt to capture thee abandon it as if it were ablaze
Art Though Infuriated  Male Sibling?
I wish you a Joyous celebration of the day for male parental persons
I shall convey to that wench a pleasant expression Wenches love pleasant expressions
I am procuring energy for my photon based armament
I admire voluptuous hindquarters furthermore
my approval goes out to locomotives
Pardon me promiscuous madame
With whom are you attempting to become erratic with ese? could it be you are
have Spent the majority of their existence residing within a utopia of hardened ruffians
Billie Jean is not a wench with whom I am amorous  The wench  is simply distinctly of the opinion that my person should be sufficiently singular
i hath 99 difficulties Nary a wench among them
horse carraige mercy your fair lady is in need of quenching
WE SHALL CAUSE THIS GATHERING PLACE TO SHAKE
i have reservations about the issue of your preparedness to receive these fruit preserves
FELICITATIONS
THOU HAST NOT THE RECOGNIZABLE MIND THAT YOU ARE OF A PHYSICALLY ATTRACTIVE NATURE
north carolina elevate yourself
disregard females acquire elo
Pardon Me IF MY EXISTENCE IS YOUTHFUL
I achieve a great density  In the varniSh with Oedipal issues
Disregard taxes acquire prosperity
homey the court jester does not engage such tomfoolery
What is that above you
What art thou referring to Willis?
I instruct thee to cast an amount exceeding that of the number 1
I do say I'm feeling rather amped!
This eve
thou art prefered to examine thy stride therethofore thy depredate thyself
I beg your Apology As I do Not Fancy you in that particular Manner
When Thou Grinned At The Earth
the moment my countenance appears unto you i desire it bring you the dwelling of the devil
Nary an individual on the corner Hath attained flamboyance of equal proportions to us
indubitably COMPATRIOT
It is nothing but an outlaw festivity
tHERE WAS  HONEYED oCCASIONS AND iLLUMINATIONS OF EFFEREVESCENCE iNFANT inFANT
Dost Thou dairy products attract commoners to thine courtyard
inhale the fumes of burning cannabis  365 days SIMULTANEOUSLY per thy year
you only maintain homeostasis
only once can you live experience  of life
greetings
I PLAY BASKETBALL SO AGGRESSIVELY THAT THOSE UNSCRUPULOUS MARAUDERS ARE ATTEMPTING TO LOCATE ME
Celebration Stone is present in the Domicile this evening   All present merely enjoy yourselves
atractive woman  moving your legs down the hall
here is getting near the only star in the solar system  and I say its al right
when i allow my spheres to be suspended from above the female canines move on thou hands and knees
Soldier juvenile POSSESSES THE ESSENCE OF FRUITS
LEt thy breast's exit ones corsette For thy young fellows
earn currency fornicate female canines
I recently became acquainted with thee
SALUTATIONS! I HAVE JUST MADE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE
maidens are not bollocks besides prostitues and witchcraft
In regards to That fellows activities I'd rather not elaborate
I NEVER KNEW SHE WAS A MAN THAT'S AWKWARD
THIS TALE CONTAINS THE TRUTH
you had best review ones' self before you wreck ones' self because large male external organs in your rectum is not good for your health
Nary a day passes in which i fail to dance provocatively
i posses entrance devices in which come from a land across the vast sea
excuse me
come to my vicinity brethren
You
plan to conduct the biggest shame in history of mankind do it in another country
doesn't thou lustfully ponder that your female companion was of an above average tempreature
Nary a day passes  in which I fail to dance provacatively
I am presiding atop an aquatic transportation vessel female dog
Salutations dear acquaintance let us rejoice as our meeting even though it does ignite a feeling or peculiarity.  . Please accept the offer of my cellular digits and proceed to call them at a later moment if applicable to your needs
Females wish to engage in further conversation but my only desire is to inquire of the location of upcoming festivities
i am quite curious as to why you are quite enraged from outside this recreational establishment. for you cannot even gain entrance.
THEY SEE ME RIDING MY VEHICLE WHILE MY WHEELS ARE ROTATING THEY ARE HATING ME AND TRYING TO CATCH ME RIDING UNCLEAN
We shan't slumber for slumber is the common activity of those with a lack of strength
lives in a tropical fruit on the bottom of the sea is the sponge that has rectangular pants
YOu sir
THREAD ORIGINATOR PREFERS SEXUAL LIASONS WITH GENTLEMEN
One can endeavour to hail my personage perchance
My mother instructed me to render you unconscious therefore i shall render you unconscious
i shall not deny the truth THE EARTH FAILS TO GRASP A GEOGRAPHICAL LOCATION ANALOGOUS TO THE HIGH TEMPERATURE OF THE STATE OF MIAMI
You bear a profound similarity to the heathen god of thunder
THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA IS hıghly experıenced at terpsıchore
I don't see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind
I but recently encountered thee and the following request may appear of questionable sanity but I hereby present thee the sequence of numerals required to contact my long distance communications device
1
breast metropolitan bothersome female
I DETEST your HARLOT
M&#211;W
My ostentatious displays of wealth
imbecilic inquiries doth not exist However
Every Canine Has His Period of Fortunate CIrcumstances
What is the variation betwixt myself and thou?
MIrror Mirror On The WAll Show me whom to blame it all
when the wealthy ruler of working females is in the area of your residence  you must release it to the floor as if it had an exceptional exposure of heat
Disregard Plausibility  Acquire Timelines
Good morrow
breast metropolitan
ball so hard these african americans have become interested in levying a fine against me but first they must ascertain my precise whereabouts
It doeth a man good to rid himself of a turd
IN THE SITUATION THAT YOUR FEMALE COMPANION IS UNFAITHFUL WHAT PARTICULAR ACTIONS DOES ONE EXECUTE
y thou dont use the right meme
I Don't require being an american colonial Cretin I'm not longing for a colony held down by derangement
I FANCY GARGANTUAN DERRIERES
in my day fluids were only sold by the horsegallon
Flesh-peddling is not without difficulty but nevertheless imperative
All of your fortresses are to come into our possession
egal woher du kommst gegen hansa hast du keine chance!
You mirin  my aesthetics?
I DOTH SAY I AWOKE THIS MORN AT AROUND MIDDAY UPON DOING SO I CAME TO THE REALIZATION THAT COMPTON WAS WHERE I WAS required to VENTURE to
Greetings
might i inquire as to who released  these canines from their holding pens
It is impossible for me to any longer tolerate these maternaly-defiling serpantine fiends aboard this maternally-defiling aerial transportation device
The excrement made physical contact with a HYDRO-ELECTRIC POWERED OSCILLATING AIR CURRENT DISTRIBUTION DEVICE
provide photographic evidence or mentioned event never occured
displace yourselves circumferential to my locale young whippersnappers
the taste is divine once it doth caress one's lips
I hail from a country beneath where damsels shine and chaps ransack
yay verily Sir kirsch!
get amongst it
Thou can not take notice upon thy for thy chronological occupation is upon the hour
art thou wroth brethren?
I did it all for the copulation (come along now)
Take that
would the gentleman who is genuinely slender and umbrageous please make himself known
i desire to ride my two wheeled transportation vehicle i wish to ride it in the location i choose
He hath that infant lubricant! that infant lubricant! Grasp!
such excrement  exudeth considerable hilarity
I NO LONGER SUPPORT THOMAS JEFFERSON... I SUPPORT HIS SUPERIOR: JACK SHEEHY.
are you concealing a firearm beneath your belt? i implore you not to discharge it on the premises
None other than i enjoy such elevated status my manner of dress is of the modern fashion and is immaculate
There once existed a large antlered elk-like creature And said creature liked to drink copious amounts of fruit extract
at any moment you call for my presence young infant
Hey gua&#231;uana
My smooth and forthy choice of drink brings all the xy chromosomes to the yard and they compare it to thee
Fascinating soliloquy brthren Recite it henceforth and be relieved of thy compatriots
You are now viewing thy throne do not give me a chance to approach the inside of the perimeter that is mine
Fools
Presently
she that labored you hath skin so coarse her rosy cheeks could be used in lieu of sandpaper to smoothen oak slabs so they can be carpentered into cupboards fit for the storing of eating utensils or instruments of alchemy
You And I Are capable of penning a negative romantic situation
Prostituting wenches for my own personal financial Gain Is Difficult
I have prematurely sprayed my seed in my knickerbockers
Doth man is vertically ascending up the window sill and claiming your respective relatives up
Greetings
may i impart a chronicle wherein thy existence was over-turned. if i could beg your pardon for just a moment I shall inform you of how i emerged as nobleman of a town entitled 'bel-air'
take action
All the young folk with the air inflated shoes must possess the ability to move with higher ACCELERATION than that of my firearm
Your mother is so corpulent That I missed an entire season of    mad men when she passed the television
Happy Mother's Day My gift to you Ma'Am
Sporty Italian carriage thine female dog appears quite famished
Low velocity conveyance  procure it with minimal effort
does basking in thy visage make me mirthful? or do i have a roll of francs in my pocket?
RAISE THY HANDS ALOFT AS IF THOU CAREST NOT
he impaled himself upon my dagger he impaled himself upon my dagger ten successive instances
you may place your lips  upon my posterior and kiss REPEATEDLY
eat a roll of bread in the shape of a circular band as though i am an employer
How i am filled with illustrious emotions of joy Whilst i am waltzing upon thy ceiling
i distribute narcotics on A Daily basis
At Present Thou art merely a gentlewoman I once had acquaintance with
Retrieve my currency with great haste at the break of day like my brethren alonzo
One's living spirit graces this planet only one time This is the axiom
thou art the highest ranking male at this moment canine
Do Not despise the gent Despise the activity
care to hear a funny? your fathers genital PROTECTION
Let us create an establishment And give it a title called puzzles
acquire through use of a mythological dragon immortality recieve bitches
You my good sir are now about to witness The strength of Outdoor intelligence
I'm not implying she is a money grubbing harlet however
my couch pulls out but i don't
my couch pulls out but i don't
hey this is a chance encounter and this is whimsical nevertheless
Festival stone to the subsequent abode this evening
Currency is prohibiting me from moving forward this is true
my attire is fitting for a portrait taking my appearance suggests wealth
fornicate it we  shalt  accomplish  our  task  contemperaneously!
Chortling So that you are able to hear it
Projecting currency into the atmosphere as if i had no regard for the consequences
become opulent or relinquish thy life while attempting
fornicate it we  shalt  accomplish  our  task  contemperaneously
tis an INDEFINITE disco one would gamble that its nabisco
Do not attempt to steal the content of our box or me and my brotherhood will infect you with pox
when the time comes when you shall summon me infant i shall be there in an automated vehicle
buttocks
I'm given to understand your mother is overweight
thou shal put that away now!!!!
farewell
Thou's heart only beats for one lifetime. thou already understands that though that is the statement declaring our independence negro yolo
it would be a fine sight young dansel to witness you undress
identification emblems? WE DO NOT REQUIRE ANY offensively ODOROUS IDENTIFICATION EMBLEMS!
chlling with my homies
a festivity stone is in my abode this evening
Twould appear to be a labor for myself. i beg of the audiance to come hither. i do belive we need a fraction of dissagreement. for it would be quite solem without myself.
Speak with thy chest tiny negro
currently we shall fight!
i prefer large posteriors and i cannot prevaricate
curses to the constables! appearing forthright from the folde!
tremble thy buttocks observe thine self
male siblings always forefront promiscuous women
It cannot be considered sexually appealing to the same sex If two or more spheric entities are not found in direct contact
pardon me wench moveth to the side
Wench take a gander at thine exterior
if thou seeketh to be my romantic partner Camaraderie with my social companions must be achieved
Sir! I must inquire about the location of the festivities. wenches are due to arrive
if thou art bereft of funds retire thine broke posterior to thine premises
i am so good at basketball Men of african descent would like to locate my whereabouts
A METROPOLIS COMPRISED OF FRAMEWORKS DESIGNED TO HOLD OBJECTS HOUND CAPABLE OF CONCEIVING BABIES
Hot wenches find themselves in predicaments AS WELL They can relate to thee
That is by in large﻿ the single most rotund negroid posterior I've have ever laid mine eyes upon
thy bass shall be dropped
Do not Incite me  FOR I HATH BE NEAR THE PrecipIce
Female dogs  are not excrement
I have seen oxidation and precipitation I have witnessed days of the most sunny condition that i presumed to be infinite
Greetings. I hath just made your ACQUAINTANCE- and this may be perposterous-  but hath thine digits and summon me possibly.
propellant
if thou wouldst stop her head from moving i will draw nourishment from this bovine
I SHALL BECKON YOU WHEN THE MOON IS AT ITS HIGHEST  AS TO REQUEST AUDIENCE WITH YOUR LARGE AND LUSCIOUS REAR END.
I SHALL BECKON YOU WHEN THE MOON IS AT ITS HIGHEST  AS TO REQUEST AUDIENCE WITH YOUR LARGE AND LUSCIOUS REAR END.
DO I DETECT A HINT OF TUNA?
Posterior
art thou angered kinsman?!?!
Contact me via telephone perhaps
i apologize for the festive stoning
The thing though didst just now i am gazing upon it
now
wealth
I cannot perceive how thou can harbour ill feeling outside of the dance court thou art unable to make thy way in? HOHOHO. LET US PROCEED!
THOU POSSESS ONE LESS THAN A CENTURY OF dilemmas however a harlot not be a single one
i ball so INTENSELY these INCESTUOUS gentlemen desire to tax me However first Negroes must address me
lord humpty's grand ballet will give you the opportunity to perform the 'hump'
Why do you encroach upon my personal space
Female dogs are not fecal matter
currency doth exhibit  total influence upon my surroundings
you
SHELVED METROPOLIS wench
I am not implying she is a gold prospector  but she beith not fiddling with IMPOVERISHED men of african decent
HALL&#197; D&#196;R... G&#196;DDPUNG
yes
we philander with unsavory neighborhood women  and then uncork champagne receptacles. yolo!
i position my extremities upon thine posterior when i descend
Bros BEFORE Prose
please
It appears as though there is a GENTLEMAN With whom i am not acquainted residing in my SLEEPING CHAMBERS There is a persistent repetition of seemingly audible pain which seems to be radiating from my cranium
Greetings
Thine Facade
Forsake the keepers of the law
shouldst thou feel a running fart behind thine knees getting to thine porcelain chamber is of utmost importance
congratulations! you are ageing!
once sundown occurs
i am quite fond of that boom boom pow those poultry are stealing my style
wenches
multiple Intervals of fortnights i replace my haunches backeth and forth
I denyeth being a wench
Every entity in thy premises
'tis not the case that I declare the wench to be a miner of precious metals
If I may have a moment
twas he
doth thou require a modest amount of EMOTIONAL stimulation? I PRITHEE thou to consume a dried meat stick with such VIGOR as to cause it to snap ENTWINE!
Terror illustrates my era I keep my mother at distance because i scare her
Nubian
Nubian
You can seek refuge under my parasol
1
Do not cease
kindred spiritS I ADVISE THEE TO PERUSE THIS CHASM OF SHALE
You! Straight! AHAHAHAHAHA!!!1
At this present time
Please make your way to the rectangular opening in the barrier
I haveth a hunch that tis night shalt beith a most pleasant Nite
osiwiej m&#243;w
Carry out the aforementioned deed sodomite
I  dare say  Thou art a fine young fornicator
o! On occasion i experience a good sentiment
BRETHREN  where art thou swagger?
You can find me in the publick house with a flagon full of cheap ale
slowly proceeding down the street in my vintage chariot harassing uppity wenches and slapping the prostitutes
Verily
Disregard females and become a madrid legend
milady refers to me as sir boombastic asservates that i am truly spiffing
MILADY REFERS TO ME AS SIR BOOMBASTIC ASSERVATES THAT I AM TRULY SPIFFING
Biggie
Disregard physics aquire current-cy
ok good sir 
i am so refreshing you can orally stimulate my genitalia
i want to stroll with men of ill repute but they think i am too caucasian and educated
so i told her your place
I wish to encircle your hand with my own
Thou art thy canines manhood
thy feces is flamed feces thou feces
How is it that your genitals are hanging My brother?
my upper extramities perspire accomponied by the scent of my mothers cooking
Try as you may
when in doubt wack it out
female canine
I contracted bronchitis no individual possesses sufficient time for inflamed bronchial mucous membranes
Excuseith Thy Carisma Aquire Vodka Accompanying thy Spritzer
I observe a plethora of persons in the vicinity at the moment that I was not aware of in the previous seasons Who in the name of copulation are you all?
I've previously informed you of said stairwell brethren
rotund Posterior Females CONSTITUTE the terrestrial SPHERE in a spheroid fluctuation
excuseith thou carisma Aquire Vodka Attending Spritzer
Fornication To the gentlement charged with enforcing the pARLIAMENT's legal dictums
One went so forcefully That thine Bard Weren't not Parchment Saucers
decend the lower pitch of the tonal system
can thou sayest the identity of the person that with a flintlock pistol fataly wounded the constable
THY accumulated ninety nine situations and an lascivious female be not one
Might I inquire as to the identity of the individual who has released the canines who were being held in spider-man's underwear?
it is certain that you are aware that i go mad when my latest recorded media begins to play and requisite that all present parties become jiggy
small game need not a name What Use ye to slay a Bieber?
New Amsterdam
My whipped dairy products attracts all of the males to my establishment and they state
I reject  employee hospital attire  that is the gentleman that may never receive my affection
wench of most voluptuous form come hitherto
thou art as a peasant  i am as a nobleman
I parade great rapaciousness
He who had caught a whiff of released flutalent odour DISTributed it evenly
Thou canst be my brethren It matters not whether ye be of light or dark complexion
Lass
THou art not alone I am here with thee
Yonder gentleman is of african and asian origin  indeed a blackinese
Yonder fellow is of african and asian ancestory henceforth he is known as a blasian.
thou shall only grace this earth but a single time TSOGTEBAST is thy common saying
Gentlemen
fair maiden
I doth not matter if ye be light or dark in complexion  Thou canst be mine brethren
Wench of aboriginal descent thy aussie self is quite desirable
i PRITHEE wench of european ancestory  may i inquire of thy bodacious assets
BRETHEREN ART THOU ILL TEMPERED?
My Wenches Be the most promiscuous
yonder female has quite the bosoms for an oriental lass perish the thought that maidens of asian origin lack voluptuousness
maiden before me of asian descent contrary to belief thou doth have quite the posterior
I would perchance desire not to reside upon said heavenly body a further hour
Pardon me sir
a loaf of bread...a jug of wine and thou
Fornicate strumpets acquire currency
I posses an unobjectionable inner mental sense that I have the capability to oppose gravity i posses an unobjectionable inner mental sense that I am able to physically interact with the upper atmospheric expanse
Person of color
know carnally the harlots
my beverage with a fullsome taste of fruit sends forth the male gender from afar to my patio
headshot like a sir
hark!  the alpine plays! extolling new excrement from nwa
I am a bright ball of light that fornicates with women whom have experienced BIRTH PANGS   peer yonder to the ink on my COMBUSTIBLE engine machine
you may enter my domicile through the main threshold whilst I recline  and view a most engaging program We shall then proceed to inebriate ourselves and watch yonder horizon
Fornicate the constabulary
Attempt to apprehend me  Journeying in a state of filth
if we were to go back to my abode we would do things that many would deem 'uncouth'
I HATH PUT PEA ON THY HEAD BuT DO NOT ADDRESS mE AS PEAHEAD
thou shall not pass in those rags
Grant me three paces sir Three paces towards the point of egress
I've been maintaining it in established empirical existence
UPON ACQUISITION THY MARKS DOTH REFLECT.. thou sired aformentioned  youth
you and i are unconditionally not foreigners to enamoration
harpe du zucker suesse ratte
Alas good sir i am in need of some good cannabis
Forthcoming.
for i am infatuated with that bum
lesser digit towards heaven
ruffian life
Verily
I DESIRE TO OBTAIN ALL CONCEIVABLE POSSESSIONS ON THIS EVE for as far as we canst wit
Forego wenches! Accumulate cranial accoutrements!!!
Make ample notice of your contraceptive device before you experience collision of thineself
Allas  thou hast been elicited from thine amiable ACQUAINTANCEs on the book of faces
I would finger thou in thy butt if I desired a rather unsavory infection.
I duly declare that managing the affairs...  of my ladies of the evening 'tis no simple task!
Verily I propose that our existence 'tis comprised without exception... of rogering the fairer sex and amassing wealth in the form of paper currency!
radiographic film exposures Or that reality proves to be a mere fabrication
Thrice I exclaim
my lady thou shalt place your tongue upon mine
please let me make you look BEAUTIFUL
My deepest regrets and apologies for being the host of a gala of such GRANDIOSE proportions and music that moved the rebel within ones self
hail to thine homies!
I AM PLAGUED BY THINE OWN SOLACE BUT REJOICE
mine eyes do precipitate when supernatural bodies deserve to perish
ere the height of the moon
I cannot receive any Positive feelings
my fondness for thee might increase if we were to share my bedstead
I humbly ask thee to allow me to posess that which I desire it is well established that it would be the first time
I constructed the Yankee chapeau More greatly renowned than one yankee could have
so spake the Fiend
there is excitement in my trousers
i possess multiple promiscuous females in various numerical regions
i require your exhaltation so that i may elevate my self esteem
I agree to make an attempt at the endeavor thou hath proposed
Flinders Petrie WHAT A DON!!
I AM A handsome looking man harlem is what I correspond to
first i park my trolley then i commence with relations to thyne wench
I'm Physically Appealing And I am Aware of The statment Woman Gaze upon my figure
one Does not urinate with the small canines and defecate in the large hounds shire
gatherer of regards in exchange for currency
Thine cavorting is excessive uncle-child
my proposition involves insertion of but the extreme end
the location in wich you are standing is called sparta
my fecundity is quite obvious  naturally
Although I consider myself
relinquish your possessions abduct that cretin
This social establishment of debaucherous lechery is Currently incapable of thyn brethren's accommodations
Your meme? Hast impressith me
we are about it everyday real maiden how do you do?
my proposition involves insertion of but the extreme end
those are all the words written by my female companion
indeed
I have found medical capsules in my current location
hast thou ever possess'd footwear lacking fast'ning threads
the entirety of what our eyes perceive consists of unusual atmospheric condensation
Continue thy devious plans... those moors are forever threatening to denounce my good name
I ADMIRE YOUR GLUTEUS mAXIMUS   wHERE DOTH YOU RESIDE
It eludes me how 'Tis Possible for thee to vilipend whilst occupying the exterior of the discothque You are unable to enter said establishment
On behalf of the Most Tangible Negroid currently in the Competition She Shall
when this alcoholic establishment closes i intend to transfer you by way of my arms to your place of residence
Reduce the velocity of the conveyance and allow me to engage in transit
hatred originating from disreputable members of society is going to continually persist
I acknowledge your dilemma as a valid one Yet
Excuse me good sir But I am quite fond of this update on your daily occurrence
I am stowing all of my earnings in my purse such that it has the thickness of the holy bible itself
pupils
Let gravity bring it to the floor female
adversaries will be most displeased
verily I say unto you come
halt
The only thing i desire is male cow defecation and festivities
A brethren with a undisclosed amount of marijuana thou is a brethren
thou which surrounds he tis all that surrounds he
SUSTAINING THY PROSPERITY WHILST BEING AT A YOUNGER AGE
The steam engine of ravishment Hath which no means to halt its rampage
halt! thoust hath encroached the legislation!!! recompense the court through amends lest thou doth undetake thine sentence!
Halt! thoust hath encroached the legislation!!! recompense the court through amends lest thou doth undertake thine sentence!
Good Evening sir! can you Show me the ways of the profound 'Douglas'?
what did thow gentlewomen purchase in hopes of RECEIVING in the future fish fillet?
a bevy of gentleman callers to the pasteur doth mine dairy based dessert attract
i shant repeat myself this is why you must slapped
Terminate Civilians
i kissed yonder lass and it was pleasent there was a hint of cherry on her lips
Do not form allegiance with the constables no forthrightness; no tranquility
ethiope i beg of thee!
i should not have ever listened to the snakes i hath implanted a second bullet in my foot
i am inclined towards large glutius maximus's and i deceive ye not
o
I extend to you my condelences for having a ripping good time
thou art a sporadic jolt
The significant contrast between us is the balance of integrity in your actions
are you not the man i saw in that moving picture?
art thou not the one who released the hounds? art thou not? art thou not?
I kissed yonder lass and it was pleasent
O Infant you have an understanding that my mid torso section does not deceive you
do you happen to be agitated male sibling?
so you like hitting your girlfriend  why dont you have a whole carton of cigarets
The gathering bards are in the chateau tonight everybody please have a splendid time
Art Thou Gelatinous mass Brethren?
wenchs i hopa thou knowith i shall not seathith until i strike thast prostitute
I am of the year 3008 A.D. You are 2000 years behind
move along there laddie and cease to exist you copulator of child bearing women
I am quite AESTHETICALLY pleasing  and I am aware of this fact
I intend to escort you to the confectionary boutique once there
All other females petition for my presence
Thou yonder female has a rather girthsom fanny
i travelleth a path seeking light-hearted emotional augments I understand that light sources do not always testify to monetarial advantages
I shall remain in the tavern. I have acqured what you seek if ye fancy spirits and tonics or recquire embrace
yonder lass
instruct me how to douglas all my wenches love me
My previous proffesion was that of a nomad  Alas
milton
Remove yourself from my path WEnch Remove yourself from my path
EXPLAIN TO THAT LASS SHE HAS  A NICE POSTERIOR
maketh thine posteriors clap since 1850
i openly display my advantageous financial status with so much vigor
I desire a session of fornication with you You previously became aware
I express my condolences If thou feels challenged by the relationship thou retains with yon fair maiden I
I enjoy Enlarged Posteriors This is no Fib
listen young fellow! whatsoever maketh you happy
so She wishes for a capturing of microfilm one exists only once
The mexican province of Alta California Regard
Discard the referenced object as if it were sweltry
I do not wish to perish Before having sexual relations
They are Attempting to foil me whilst i steer my carriage before bathing
Disregard the established set of guidlines for i have a large sum of currency
Young Fowls Over colloquial male sex organs
Ladies and gentlemen mambo number 5
the club cant even  handle me right now
The matriarch of your family is of such large physiacl proportions
Not only do i write you long letters every fortnight I do not want to pay a cent for your assistance
I am exceedingly attractive. various suitors attempt to receive my attention.
thy previous release of a meme has shamed the ESTABLISHMENT. inquire of the proper use of memes
wench
wench refrain from contacting me once more.
yonder maiden invokes contraction of the heart. i must inquire of her
gentlemen
the maternal figure of the maiden stacey is superior to the offspring. I wish to partake of her fruits.
My sincerest apologies For being exuberant aT festivities
there is exceedingly numerous news on thee thy ramifications of nightly visitations to various gentlemen suggests that thou art a prostitute
thy last utterance was quite ABHORRENT thou doth not wish to stipulate agitation.
Dearest wench of mine acquaintanceship thine suitor require but a single favor of thee
wench thou possess an exceedingly enticing stature
wench thou hast an appearance invoking attraction
wench thou appear similar to carnal acts
Tis not a simple task to depart from the circumstance of ACQUAINTANCESHIP with yonder wenches
Moderately-temperatured tale
I attended a gala Saturday prior.  I did not receive sexual favours
I hath verbalized it once; I hath verbalized it nigh unto thrice. We shall incinerate this social guild in the manner of nitroglcerin projectiles.
BRETHERIN I REMAIN IN THE STATE OF DEPLETION
MErely Proclaiming...
at approximately six on the morrow
wench of african descent thou has a formidable posterior
wench of mayan descent reveal thy techniques in the ballroom
hey you! made you look
at this time visualise me for i am acquiring currency
it is irrelevant  that we become intoxicated and combust marijuna
When thine lord giveth you lemons Thou shall seek another lord
You GELATINOUS mass Brethren?
I prance around in a shuffling manner on a daily basis.
have coital relations with wench acquire currency after we've fornicated
gaffaw audibly
HER VOLLEYS SNAPPY AND SHOWING A HINT OF JEALOUSY AND DISCRIMINATION
t'was a distinguished tale kinsman but i divulge that it subsume more scaled beasts
Her posterior is of such prodigious size That One may fathom balancing a goblet of liquid on it...oooohhhhh
would thee mind.. ..a gentle slap on the behind?
Art thou insane brethren?
every depression's a succession
AT THIS CURRENT MOMENT IN TIME
coupulate  my existance
Ignore the boundaries in which we play For I possess a large sum of currency
Gucci
Qualm THINE SELF and inscribe Script as I Inhale Smoke of the CAnnabis Genus
Spar with me at the one pence arcade exposition or thou arth a small startled domesticated feline
A murderer has manifested himself within my being i am incapable of conversing with my mother
The singular event I wish to visualize Is the atmosphere to be heavy with tobacco ignition apparatuses
O! HOLY FATHER I HATH PLACED THE MYSTERIOUS FORNICATION upon the hearth to roast
avast thy whispering eye is blinded
Thou Be'st Suffering vertigo brethren?
thou must turn that in the way of a military child
lETTING GO OF SAID OBJECT aS IF IT WERE OF A HIGH TEMPERATURE
THE LEVEL OF ATTRACTIVENESS HAS EXCEEDED EVERYONE'S EXPECTATONS AND I ACKNOWLEDGE THAT
PROCEED
amar kase porso? taile biology paiso
I HATH DOEST THIS to ELICIT audible LAUGHTERs
i hath instigated flares to the liquid precipitation and propelled this union into the inferno
Gentleman gentleman gentleman we are fond of gentleman in buggies
dandy tale male kinsman
Wenches Lack proper education            pertaining to  my genitalia
Thou shalt not buy the farm
mine  frozen cow juices bringeth more menfolk unto the Courtyard verily
what worth is fifty shillings to a rapscallion SIMILAR to myself Wouldst thou kindly recollect my memory ?
Proceed mademoiselle of a small stature henceforth jubilate like it is thy day of origin
i would have showed that wench the back of my hand
True is that statement
tis imperative that thou shouldst removeth the soil from thy scapula
I do not desire to throw a stone at the disc jockey
Dos thou postulate the companionship of a male
dandy tale male kinsman
I AM NOT LABELING HER AS A woman whose primary interest in a relationship is material benefits BUT SHE IS NOT COURTING A financially CHALLENGED AFRICAN-AMERICAN MALE
may the veritable gaunt NEfarious kindly rise
doth this excrement not compel an african-american chap to thrust his body toward the heavens?
IF I WAS ABLE TO
I speak of my mantra Thou shalt only PRACTICE CELLULAR respiration for a limited time
from where dost mine hail? The marcy public housing estate
ive witnessed no new developments  i often wonder if i should commit suicide with my own musket
behold canine
resting mine limbs with my rear placed firmly upon the lavatory
i doth becuman undeviatingly from nancy one rambunctious ruffian going by the name of joseph
I POSSESS ONE INQUIRY
our existence is naught but harlots and currency
I doth declare as there is no other alternative young child
i am perpendicular to a body of flowing water materly fornicator
When One ventures on a leisurely stroll the fairer sex doth declare
thou art require to defend in battle thine just claim to the privilege of engaging in social gatherings
the festivities will not commence prior to my arrival
are we capable of deluding ourselves with the idea that Fixed-wing aircraft on the nocturne celestial sphere are     simmilar to falling meteoroids
geborscipe in thy         manor this eve all the day my feet       breakout into dance
brontosaurus!!! Oh ho ho
When i arrive at the location of interest i stroll as if my leg were injured
are we capable of deluding ourselves with the idea that Fixed-wing aircraft on the nocturne celestial sphere are simmilar to falling meteoroids
Pure
i just feasted upon a sampling of immaculate Skittles Wouldst thou like to savor the rainbow?
I doth toss this item I posses it with a great force and velocity  to the earth that doth lay at my feet below
i doth am visually appealing i am acquainted
i doth am visually appealing i am acquainted
AND I DID PROCLAIM; I BEG YOUR PARDON
extraneous time was spent Returning to the locomotive
Woo-Hah!!! upon you
a tenth of which is chance
We have expended a good portion of our Mundane existence Waxing iN years amidst the confines of a mennonite utopia
you are a harlot
That is a most commendable tale
I used to be a fine specimen of adventuring like thou ist Untileth i tooketh an arrow into my lower kneecap
CAPRA AEGAGRUS HIRCUS
greetings female companion
PUSH ME NOT AS I AM IN THE VICINITY OF THE PRECIPICE
dos hath green-lower pantaloons and thy sandals accompanying thy animal insulation
May you have a JoYous annual celebration Of your Exit from the Uterus
thou must enter into a violent altercation for thine lawful entitlement to PARRRRRTTTTTYYYYY!!!
thou art required to descend downwards on the day between thursday and saturday
I relish great undersides and I must declare the truth You fellow Associates cannot repudiate my claim
The Heavens have parted A lofty breeze Gusts forth
i am an upper class gentleman with extraordinary appearance and i know of it
PUSH ME NOT AS I AM IN THE VICINITY OF THE PRECIPICE
Move Thy derriere Gaze Upon Thy self.
i queried
Thy mother is exceedingly repugnant To the degree that nary a sane individual may PERCEIVE her countenance and remain so
I do say that the preceding twenty and four hours wath a rather pleasant period of twenty and four hours
Place ones self in my medium sized vehicle as i possess confectionery of different assortments
Slave of african descent fetch your superior a sandwich garnished with poultry and a basket of shredded potatoes... ...without offering compensatory payment!
enthralled by allegiance in ten years time blossoms and a lack of conscience
allow me to make my company aware my fellow black man or i shall be the one to fire my musket
As my good friend pootie says sine your pitty on the runny kine
Thou art an ignorant adultriest
My undersized pony I once pondered the significance of COMPANIONSHIP
I do not have any particular affection for the game the english call 'cricket' Instead I have nothing but the most profound adoration for it
Do not contest the snorth theology
decline thou profile furthermore; place thou BOSUM AT THE APEX OF thou WILL
the manner in which you are attempting to carry out your desired action Is incorrect
And Whence she became learned of my bountys length she hesitate not to partake upon her bosom
The gentleman that originally posted the topic at hand does not consummate relations of an intimate nature with the female species.
I engage in Contests of Spherical objects so arduously Fornicators of mothers wish to ascertain my whereabouts
some say evolution is only a theory well so is gravity
I don't always use memes but when i do
no food hast thou other than gyoza female hound
Could I Possibly acquire A pair of Italian Specialities which are both grandiose and of intermediate size
the time? i shall consult my timepiece... the time is the time for ducreux to tell the time to you
gentlewoman
madam
Whoopah!
i just fornicated and it felt rather splendid
Day of birth in thy 21st year? Partake in all of the intoxicants
I attended a celebratory function on the eve of saturday last I did not get to fornicate instead I had the occasion of fisticuffs
i've got my friends of african american descent in the french capital and they are behaving like primates
That individuals who often engage in amorous activities with maternal figures may desire to levy a tariff upon thee.
Distance thyself  Matriarchal forNicator For thou arT not accQuainted with me in such a manner
The man who sired you Is in the employment of my father
darren devonshire is a member of the armed forces hailing from doncaster town He's carrying a projectile firing weapon on his person
TWO SCORE AND SIX YEARS AGO THY MOTHER BIRTHED YOU TAKETH THESE SPIRITS AND REJOICE
I apolOgize FOr the festivities
if they lady will doth require
if thy lady doth require mine body is ready
Fornicate michigan
tina approach me in order to consume a quantity of pork
Thou possesseth impact-absorbing hardware
i captured for thee a delectable freshwater fish
our grandmother recently sent a telegraph and indicated that thou shouldst return to thy place of abode she orated that thou has been destructive toward the life of all while consuming all of our beef products
simply aspire in the direction of thine heart such is the manner in which i operate
GREETINGS! I ENJOY YOUR COMPANY. I ALSO ENJOY FORNICATION. IT's RATHER SPLENDID.
Wouldst thou repriSe the verse My bRethren
the following reasons detest to my high temperature
nine shillings and four pence? i shall pay thou with mine magical money card
standardize your developments
smash and bang? thou be my favorite combination
It is of my opinion that though art a frisky women of PROSTITution with a lack of INTELLECT
such is the manner that we perform these actions
might i inquire
smell this finger
embracing one another all night my dear friend
IS THOU MAD BECAUSE AM I STYLING UPON HIM?
you resemble a motion picture i am compelled to observe you for eternity
Learned and lewed olde and zong alle vnderstanden the english tongue
Every time the celestial solar body graces the skies I myself am garnering wages in a sly and conniving manner
i journeyed here to commence vigorous bodily movements synchronized with the music so arise from thy reclined position
This evening we shall take our supper on the plane of existence that is known as Hades
This city
i journeyed here to begin vigorous bodily movements that closely match the musical performance i say then
Bingo bango bongo His name is roberto luongo
ricers im coming for you
Those feces are ridiculous am i right jason?
brethren prior to wenches
when thou are in the court get thou beast of burden on the floor
I happen to be quite displeased with this establishment
My fellows of negroid descent are congregated in the city of light they are behaving most wantonly
Sincerest Apologies
thou art the finest
Platoon My good sir!
Gonna nuke your plot then add all the women
I can see a small silhouette of a gentleman. scaramouche! Scaramouche! Won't you do the fandango?!
Doth appear to be Friday... LifT thy extremities into yonder atmosphere as if thy truly did not ponder the outcome
Uw arts student or failed engineer?
Behold
Thy brandine beleivus in thy red bull manufacturing of cow regenerate. Thy idiot's chariot awaits!
egerton ryerson disregard textbooks
I like my whiskey like the costa concordia on the rocks.
Precipitation is quite comical There are FUNDS for belligerence and yet the lower classes face malnutrition
Some praise the MESSIAH
If One can stroll and converse One can present THEM SELF at Brock university
I ask of thee
hah hah my dr is 'Disaster remained'
It's all that I desire and all that i require at hogwarts. hogwarts. i am satisfied that i've returned
O' Lord
prithee
bodies found on Greenleaf Boulevard with their copulating heads cut off
rejoice among the burial sites of the fallen assuming your identity
HAil infant What is thy telegraph number?
put thou eyes upon me at this moment i am receiving currency
Cast some d's upon that wench
The people view my mechanical transport pass by they display intense distaste toward it
Oh My
thou must contend for thine virtue to Revel
All the ladies who independant
among those who practice in my field of expertise I am the most accomplished and my field of expertise is not the most pleasant
Disregard females Aquire toy helicopters
the spherical object has entered the hoop without a flaw
i fancy large posteriors and I cannot deceive
I enjoy inordinately large posteriors and do not speak in Falsehoods
my disturbed bovine lactate products bring all the wenches to the stable
demba ba scores with heskeys wife
The temperature in our present location is increasing dramatically Therefore
na na na exert patience as i achieve a monetary status to my liking
I shall purchase thine an alcoholic beverage then i shall take you back to my humble abode
HOW ARE YOU THIS WEATHER rESIDENTIAL PIZZA SEGMENT
undergarments are not a featured element of my attire in the ballroom
I am pleased when thou refers to me as THY AMPLE PATRIARCH
Verily thou Wearest out Mine ultimate nerve!
Ne'er have I murdered
I conflagrate the condensation
art thou mad? art thou jelly?
I have been told that those of savage nature Bring enjoyment to you
My EYES WITNESS what your actions FORTELL
i seized the possessions of a precious metal establishment and implored: 'craft me a decorative dental fixture'
AND WHAT Is THINE POINT? I AM STILL A CELEBRITY WITHIN THE ROCK AND ROLL GENRE I HAVE MY MOTIONS AND GESTiculations OF THE AFOREMENTIONED GENRE
With a rule like that  it was worth crying over spilled milk
do not shock me bretheren
some folks say he looks like zubin mehta
keep that chin up son
THOSE WHO DEVOTE AN ABUNDANCE OF THEIR TIME AND MENTAL FACULTY TOWARDS FEELINGS OF DEEP LOATHING SHALL MOST ASSUREDLY PERSIST IN INDULGING THESE FEELINGS.
Wench
some folks say he looks like Zubin Mehta
Many gentlemen.  oh many many many gentlemen Are hopeful for my early demise
It is our penchant CONSUME LIQUID AND ENGAGE IN SHINDIGS FOR THE WHOLE DURATION OF THE NIGHT-CYCLE
I hath ninety-nine difficulties nary a suffrage for sumedha among them
Might i enquire That we consume sustenance at yonder eatery.
Call me big daddy  when you reverse that derriere
thou hast filled thyself with sustenence for an extended period halt in thine comission of avarice!
Un-SHEATH thy weapon if thou dare
large man large man Large man how can not you notice That your lyrical diversity puts me in an awe of hypnosis
you know what to do  even it kills ya
Allow thy rainshow downpour all over myself
Disconnect from your inner body through the melody of notes
You are not in the POSSESSION of  Flapjack baking material
Four tense Repeated c's FRACTUREr of a repeated pattern series
towards thy rectangle glass
mOVE YE BACSIDE IN THE REVERSE DIRECTION
Intriguing tale male kin please reiterate
SOPA YOU SAY? VERILY A HEAP OF TAURIAN EXCRETA!
fermented malt beverages whilst transporting thine self on a bicycle machine
Dost thou see what I committed There?
Friday night in chestervegas time to implement a 4 drink minimum
Nay! I am thy paternal figure!
Sir
Accursed lodestones by what means do they exert their influence?
People of african descent who are few in years
the total amount of remaining offspring
go out
DISREGARD JAVASCRIPT ACQUIRE WIKI
Once scavenged the land with adventure recieved a flying pike to the knee
cease thy attempts to strike my person and strike my person
Yea
but females i hath currency thou  shalt spend
I witness thee gamboling about the market-place with my beloved I would see you sodomized for an affront of this magnitude
shift me not for I teeter on the precipice
E.t Phoneth Home
WHAT HAS THOU WRENCH ORDERED? fISH fILLET!
Cease Thou Theism WHERE THOUST BELIEF OPPRESS THY FREEDOM
pierced ear Perth swag
Examine with intent the multitudes of sexual actions I distribute
Wander towards me male that my mother has birthed
MENTION ME AS LARGE FATHER WHEN YOU MOVE YOUR BUTTOX IN A REVERSE DIRECTION
marketing prostitues be not simple... But compulsory!
In the likely event that we cannot leave due to excess amounts of snow then we shall let it do so thrice thusly
here is to gazing at thou young wench
defense de fumar brethren
I find reason to dislike the church i hold affinity for the saviour
Dost looketh into mine eyes As i owneth you with moves of sir jagger
Nay he is incapable of deciphering My Gambling visage
remove the cestoda from out of ones posterior
bRETHREN WITH PRECEDENCE TO lOOSE PEOPLES OF THE OTHER GENDER
Approach my person male sibling
tarry a little
peelo niin l&#228;ski &#228;ij&#228;
The relatively small horse that is in my possession
cometh toward thee brethren
women of extraordinary completeness; women at home in any portion of new amsterdam at points in my life i knew no women. do you understand me by my touch?
if thou DEARTH TO ACQUIRE MY COMPANY... THERE ARE CERTAIN THINGS WHICH MUST MEET MY COGNITION I PREFER MY BEATS TO BE OF RAPID NATURE... AND MY LOW FREQUENCY NOISE TO BE THAT OF A LOWER FREQUENCY
none shall pass i am only kidding you
the procuration of a means to fulfil sexual desires in exchange for financial benefit is not entirely unproblematic
procuration of thy wench
N&#228;lk&#228; L&#228;htee kebabilla Akka Juomalla.
CONSTANTINE
DOTH Thou need CSI to solve thy mystery
Tis a Joyous and merry reminder of the day Approximately nine months after your conception
thyself art erogenous and i know it
wykorzystaj pkt ECTS na analu Płacz że musisz płacić za lekarski
Do not quote me young fellow for i have yet to state something of offensive nature
I have ACQUIRED the skills of  Those of The largely skilled 'jagger'
Would ye be of infathomable furtherance
Descend thine face and ascend thy prosterior for that is the way i prefer to copulate
The BEst guy in the world.... Is not you
Persist to apply pressure  whilst withholding oneself from ceasing  Refuse to cease until one has acquired an adequate supply
Beloved beloved beloved ooh
YOU KNOW WHAT? BOOT TO THE HEAD!
I urge you to utilize patience Until circumstances surrounding my finances are in good order
This piece of music is for the gents with the sound systems of incredible noise Boom
Upon occasion I sense akin to DISPOSSESSION Of a of an ACCOMPLICE
ALL THOSE JUVENILE WITH THE extravagant footwear hasten thineselves at a superior speed to my ammunition
one used to be a travelling fellow but then one took a projectile to the knee
hey wench talk in my good ear
The metropolis of mammaries dear female canine
put not thy faith in the reports which have been purposfully exaggerated
fornicating with me because i am an adolescent possessing a small quantity of gold and a communication device
Verarde doth plan to mod a level between monarch and emperor i apprehend that he shall go about this undertaking in a situation of torpor
Verily
Feces TraNspires
I happened upon a congregation of females traveling in a luxurious horseless carriage Originally entering at your side
today doth not commemorate my birth yet he desireth to lap up the fondant
go forth to the clear glass surface
disregard central parts acquire graphics
rebel for your liberty to celebrate
That which does not cause me to be deceased only increases my tolerance
Your affection is my narcotic
Alas
Let's Do it
i cause liquid precipitation to fall upon these wenches
perth kids have more swag than you
ACT LIKE YAWNING FART LIKE A NINJA
as we speak a vast amount of sanguine fluid is heading towards my lower sanctum tubage
Yours truly doth have reason to believe this night shall be one of much enjoyment
We are going to brighten it considerably
In the﻿ event that you
thou art a theatre
the volume  is at maximum level
I have acquired racks upon racks upon racks
Thou arT nary aquainted with the nether excrement
I have a high body temperature for a young canadian man with a girl's voice
MeME'ing Aint Easy
capture an EXCEPTIONALLY attractive wench casually greet her
i shall bring forth the somewhat forgotten matter of attractiveness
gentlemen
my age hath surpassed for i loathe this excrememnt
Thou must hide thy children
gyrate gyrate gyrate gyrate gyrate hurrah
I wish to see you saddened
The colossal primate nay have excrement  in collation to me
Dawaj bezsensowne kille m&#243;w że miałeś laga
i place the entire companonship  on my back
Millhouse does not multiply fruitfully upon the human psyche does multiply fruitfully upon the human psyche
Thou art not Cleansed as ye art
thee notice thy is upon the peak with only heavens undeviatingly superior of it.
Receive mechanical implants to enhance the body This wasn't requested.
I permit disreputable men who speaketh hatred To prompt me to succeed
Hey Suit Guy  My suit is better
Those musicians were once reputable and without peer That is
i am of the rather good looking kind and i am quite aware of this
aforementioned ten PROPORTION BLESSING
nightly i involve myself with the rigorous abuse of alcohol
I EXPELLED THE FEMALE FROM MY HOUSE AND NOW SHE IS IN MY EMPLOYMENT AS A VENDOR OF MY ILLICIT CONCOCTIONS
Round objects quite malicious
this fair physical form was fixed by fermented beverages
i will have nothing to do with corpulent members of the fair sex
Thou Shalt not REgard Me aS If Having DISDAIN of GamesmEn I am MORE Akin to A Tutor
The subject revolves completely around the b. Franklin's
As thou wouldst expect
Thou art base like a female hound for whom bananas are a dining preference
I doth declare
Six-hundred sixty six
Why did the fowl traverse the boulevard?  To arrive to the different aspect.
I beg you pardon
interesting anecdote male sibling please amuse me with it once more
Pleasant Tale
ESTUPEFACIENTES ALUCIN&#211;GENOS  PSICOTR&#211;PICOS VARIOPINTOS
This predicament shall be quite intriguing to observe.
wench! Maintain thy composition
because I am as free as a small flying creature and this small flying creature you cannot alter!
If ye is intriged why do thou not put jewelry on it?
i be a consumer of thy gentlemen and i shall force you into  arduous  labor
Excuse me yonder wench it is thine day of birth And we shall celebrate as if it was thine day of birth
PEGUEI SKRYIM ONEM TERMINEI EM UMA SEMANA
hound of the female gender how durst you not be in cooking area?
where doth the wenches with the GARGANTUAN bosoms reside?
Mix master! Rotate that fecal Matter!
I BELIEVE THAT YOU SHOULD OVERLOOK YOUR STATUS BEFORE YOU DEMOLISH IT
it would seem you are quite a prostitute of observation
Compose in the vernacular of the 18th century All the modern colloquialisms
I PosSess the humours of a Siberian jungle feline
My physical and psycological being  fully comprehends the message of which you are transmitting to me
I shall be the greatest  Unlike any other human being has been
Thus bewale One an accursed body of water wench
Ye rapscallions behaviour suggests that they no longer recall dre
Protect thy stallion jockey thy herdsman
I witness you meandering throughout the village with the female I desire and I daresay Damn you
retreat
It is ludicrous for he is plump
Teach me how to crucify
What did the five fingers utter to visage slap!
What did the five fingers utter to the visage slap!
you sir  Are not part of the 1%
I forcefully tossed the object upon the earth
i am a beast who fornicates  with the maternal
After one has completed his laughter crying will inevitably ensue
my existence was once fill with travels  until i RECEIVED a sharp projectile to the leg-joint
conceal your bride
I used to Embark on Great voyages as thou does But alas an arrow struck my pattella
fornicate the certain gentlemen that holds criminals in captivity this particular sentiment originates from beneath the soil
I do not know what thou hast heard about me but a  female who trade her body for currency will not get a pound sterling from me
HAlt!! Let us proceed in having our fornicated mum endure in the period of the Hammer
Rise from thy slumber Simon bids thee stir from yonder berth
The chest in my carriage is secured as is the door in the rear and i am well versed in legal statutes meaning thou neadst a mandate in order to proceed
why thou shant love me
SWAGGA STIX
Arise in the morn resembling sir sean combs
PROCEEDETH TOWARDS ME BRETHEREN
Bertha!?! does this coat make me look fat?
DETAILS IRRELEVANT Executed Coitus
i implore you wench remove thine clothing as the room is of increasing tempreature
Pardon me?! Very well!
I have recently engaged in acts of sexuality and the feeling was that of ecstacy
INDEED
Insignificant
I resemble an avian creature
Thats what she said!
damsels doth blunder
if you are of a positive demeanor
have you been made aware of the notable things the judicial authority has accomplished within the present situation at hand?
on jest prze brzydły i nie chce go znać
furthermore
Hey is this the michael chu kiD?
PUT IT IN HER FANNY
I BELIEVE THAT YOU SIR ARE POSSESSING MOVES COMPARABLE TO THOSE OF MICK JAGGER
the winged spirits have acquired the law Enforcement Communications booth
wenches get dampened
predicament?
making our way down the avenue inhaling marijuana and imbibing juniper flavored alcohol and juice reclined with thoughts of my revenue and my revenue in my thoughts
this year
i fear that you have not properly prepared for this particular brand of gelatinous fruit condiment
characteristics of odour are not unlike those of juvenile potation
A Pint Get THee
that era when being seductively alluring was acceptable? i am making an effort to reprise henceforth.
in order to become herculean  one would have to get intemperate
IS THOU TEMPERAMENT SLIGHTLY RAISED MY MALE SIBLING?
EXcessive legitimacy! excessive legitimacy to cease & desist!
Amusing Tale Bretheren
tu eres cimarrona la que quedo campeona?
Ball so hard that shit cray
In the previous years of my life
and i  prematurely ejaculate in my trousers
I would fancy the opportunity to acquire a large sum of money in excess of one billion dollars with the utmost desire
IF YOU POSSESS A MUSKET ON YOUR BELTSTRAP KINDLY DO NOT DECLARE WAR ON THIS ESTABLISHMENT fOR I ENVISION SOME HARLOTS THINE NIGHT THAT SHALL PRODUCE MY BASTARD OFFSPRING
the hoods up them
Hark there. maiden whom possesses fox like attributes.
art thou irate  my brethren
All of you children in possession of inflated footwear increase thy speed greater than that of my sidearm
I shall be attending As if THE GAME WERE OF DONKEY KONG
Disregard Guards warning acquire arrows to knee
shilling shilling certificates you all
pardon me
bring thyself towards me brethren
pardon me
I inquire myself of which location i can rest my hind of the automobile
I recently had intimate relations with a woman and the feelings it generated were divine
must i inquire of you william
GUESS WHAT? YOU'RE GAY
forgive my general opinion of you. i have been consuming large quantities of Dissenter-ade
I hath aquired 99 problems but A female mutt most certainly is not one.
exquisite tale
Subterfuge  and succeed
I care less than you faggots
riviting tale brother
making out with two boys? you go glen coco
greetings canine of the house
infant
greetings harlots mine name is chad wardenn
naysayers continue to naysay
An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.  A pessimist fears that this is true.
Copulate with them Then Deposit THem
On this evening
fellow you bring about my cardiac pulse's escape
they require a pretext to suckle our genitalia
perpetually solitary
She HATH STOWED THEE in THE zona amicorum
never a beat or passage of such woe... thus the tragic loss of lady gaga's alejandro.
Whyeth Dost thou not?!
let us partake in the figurative meaning of having fun which is to say forcefully thrust the ceiling of the establishment upwards
Is the average temperature of thyne room above the normal? or is the feeling of heat protruding from my own entity?
Celbration Anthem is represented in the establishment this evening ladies and gentlemen please enjoy yourselves thoroughly
Close hastely your dirty mouth Ye who fornicate with your uncle
Begin women of small stature Today you were born
Woman
My good sir
Attention troublesome woodland creatures I would advise thee not to assail a nobleman mounted upon a Bison.
I dids't Smash up the gray one whereupon i bought myself a red
Whyeth does thou not?
i want you  for the u.s. army
I USED TO BE A MAN OF VENTURE SUCH AS YOURSELF BUT THEN I SUSTAINED A MISSLE-RELATED INJURY TO MY PATELLA
Fraudalent and homosexual
thou hath animosity?
WHO SHOULD CARE THAT WE ENGAGE IN THE ACTS OF ALCOHOLIC CONSUMPTION AND THE INGESTION OF MARAJUANA? WE ARE MERELY ENJOYING OURSELVES. WE GIVE NOT A CARE WHO BEARS WITNESS.
hey bro sweet joke
I was once a wanderer like yourself but alas
ROFLMAO Zedong
The violent political upheaval will not be captured by camera obscura and transmitted through the ether
thou canst articulate the declamation but canst thou locomote the perambulation?
Celebratory music is in the dwelling this evening All the gatherers Shall Make merriment
disregard toothpaste acquire fancy hats
I hath 99 Quanderies alas
Acquiring dowry from women who perform sexual favors is not the most simple task  However
Intel inside idiot outside
restrain THY EQUINES
i agree with jizzman
I publicly declare to the heart with human features that: I openly refuse to obey any commands you have just or otherwise!
I never dreamed i would be upon a seafaring vessel. the road is of a large
151 Rum
i arise in the morning and i posit is life worthy of continuance? or shall i unleash a powerful projectile upon myself?
dissenters are unable to fix their gaze upon thee with seats at an elevation likely to cause nasal bleeding
I am truly thy purveyor of illicit substances
I used to be one who embarked on risky undertakings of unknown outcomes then i  aquired a primative projectile to the petalla
please
If today is my expiration date  honor my life as you did to John Lennon
small equine in my possession small equine in my possession
be advised the notorious clan of wu-tang is not to be trifled with
i prefer when an african american brings his entire cohort tis' a larger confection with which i am able to chew a cylandrical penetration
constantly i emerge victorious. I emerge victorious Under all circumstances
prepossessing i am thus aware thereof
I am confounded
You can find me LOCATED IN THE SOCIAL ESTABLISHMENT MY LIQUID CONTAINER CONTAINS AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGE
Curse you hound of the female gender I shant have thee again
Verily I say unto thee
I can be your founding father Giggity
Darkly colored individual
BRETHREN ramirez
Remove the coprophagous rictus from thine visage else I shall be obliged to remove it for thee
I ONCE PARTOOK IN GALIVANTING VERILY I TOOKETH AN ARROW IN MINE KNEE
You and i stumbled upon the feeling of affection in a place of which there was not any hope whatsoever
Start doing an action women of small stature Today was the day you were concieved
fornicate roughly with me as if though thou detest me
Might I pose a query to this generation of so called youngsters Why dost thou appear unversed in the fine arts of grammar and punctuation?
per chance you possess a question or matter involving doubt
Are you feeling propitious delinquent?
if you suffer from feminine quarrels i feel bad for you bretheren i deal with 99 problems but a feminine canine is not one
Disregard Marine Biology Aquire Currency
I ENGAGE IN MANY AN ABHORRENT ACTIVITY SUCH THAT GENTLEMEN WISH TO LEVY ME A FEE bUT IN ORDER TO DO SO
i used to be an outstanding citizen then i took an arrow to the knee
Thus
FAeces Occurs
canines of the female gender are MINUSCULE  in that they are but simply garden tools and chicanery
should events transpire as expected
I DECLARE MYSELF TO BE A DRATTED TRAVELLING INCONSISTENCY DISREGARD MY PREVIOUS STATEMENT
cannot Slumber Jester will make supper of me
Hollywood Thou shalt never decend
originating from the township of compton i am a rather unstable fornicator of kin
Lo! It feels well to be a criminal
Scolde you be wogerlic madame
the large ground rodent Doth not express opinion
Only going to await there and view me as I perish in an inferno. But that course of action is fine because i doth enjoy the pain it inflicts upon me only going to await there and listen to my wails in agony. but that course of action is also fine because i doth enjoy the falsehood you bear.
All of thine strongholds are now in our possession
Affection of the highest caliber is a voyage but copulation is an atheletic endeavour
WE HAVE DEVOTED THE MAJORITY OF EXISTENCE RESIDING IN A HAVEN BELONGING TO HOODLUMS
My olfactory senses  detect﻿ coitus and sugar-based confection
thy female is an assortment of notes and rhythms in my consciousness That I cannot prohibit
Nay THOU!
You are a container of debauchery
For thine has nothing without thy BRETHRENhood and thine bretherenhood fails to exist without thine male sibilings
in the western quarter of the quaker city was i both given birth
Strumming mine malady through the use of his digits
Strumming mine malady through the use of his digits
cease thy prattling and fellate me
A large pachyderm has a memory that lasts forever therefore my phallus recounts the lot of its experience
WHAT HO THAT HO
'Tis not about the extravagance within the horizon 'Tis about the escalade of the rocky mass
thou HAST THAT VISCOUS
Oh bother! These Fully pigmenteD fellowmen Wish to KiLL ME In order to acquire my precious
Couldst
the lady who claims to have sighted me in the company of a woman of ill repute is correct However
DISREGARD FEMALES aCQUIRE CURRENCY
The polish sphere Might not be sciental to soar the skies
I would like to engage you in the act of copulation As if thou wert a beast of the wild
At ease
Explosive Ordninace above populous city on tigris river
FORSOOTH I DO BELIEVE YOU CHARGE WHILE ALL AROUND YOU DIE
thank the holy spirit
you
Move In A Backwards Direction Mother Of Fornification Thou Knowest me not In That Way
DiSREGARD I'LL LOCATE SOMEONE EQUAL TO YOU
It appears it is that time of morn In which one must consume a delectable Italian pie regarded as 'Pizza'
scrutinise Thyself Before Thou devastate Thyself
Ladies of easy virtues  DO NOT NOTICE my pizzle
Excellent tale
Females be nought with the exception of wenches and feints running thine tonques along mine testes and inserting mine phallus in thine oral cavity
what thine ears perceive be not an experiment I am simply speaking in a free and rhythmic manner in time with the pulse of this etude
play off of upper structure triads be surrounded by dudes after the show
achromatic delineations pervade my consciousness
What do you refer to when you say such things william? That currency holder is of high fasion
This subject does not undermatch the degree of Twilight's homosexuality
lucas
Be forwarned thine enemy dost seek to entrap thee
that infant does not duplicate my image
The basin shall be locked by reason of immune deficiency
I hear tell that the gentleman no longer fancies you
Though
good day to you
has irritation succumbed you
I most decidedly witnessed your deeds on the spot you're currently occupying
So quoth the wench
What do you refer to when you say such things william? That wallet is of high value
thou shall approach in a shuffling manner everyday
my style classy you need some inspiration my dear friend
Thou art not aware that thou art reasonably attractive
What is the positive outcome of this﻿ current or past situation FELLOW COLOURED HOMOSAPIAN?
Does thou suffer from a mental illness? The lack of veritable sentry totems disturbs me
The male of the H. Sapien species
Thy cranium's doth fooling around upon thineself
THe back side of your cranium is rather preposterous
Thou shalt not quarrel With Mine Douglas
approach me  brethren
Dost though ever wonder how we came to exist in this area?
Proceed to relenquish it as if its particles possess a highly above average mean kinetic energy
her mission to treat my genitles as﻿ if they were a drinking straw.
If i never seen Doesn't exist
It would be alltogether best if the wu-tang clan were left to their own devices
'i like it' chain YES
Doth he possess the countenance of a female canine?
From the portals to the Base of these Dwellings As the persperation falls from my testicles also all these young maidens inquire
I was not required use of my firearm today was quite a fine day
I AM REQUIRED TO SAY HELLO TO MY CLOSE ACQUAINTANCE pLAUSIBLE rICHARD IF YOU DO NOT APROVE CONSUME A MALE SEXUAL ORGAN
SomeonE ... Got ME THERE
All of your wordly possessions in the receptacle on the port side
i am currently in the process of discharging the device of mine which amplifies light through the stimulated emission of radiation
Gyrating As if we are Bernard
Consume My Pantaloons
hari gini komik belom ?
gotcha ma'am
jest aloud
approach me gentleman
the most peculiar incident has occurred in this area of residence. Who shall you inform? The ghoul haunters
the original poster    takes a liking to the identical gender
If you wish to be my companion You must first interact with my  comerades
you sir are next for a good ol' butt whoopin
acquire money acquire payment
acquire money via payment
you execute thy military young man
gotcha miss
i do declare  that my scrotum smells disgusting
MY APOLOGIES DAVID i FEAR I CANNOT PERFORM YOUR REQUESTED ACTION
Examine the horse i possess
Playing Sport So Vigorously Peasants want to locate my position
thou could have possessed it all tumbling in thine crevasse
nay i hath no anger towards thee
shift thy rump
NIE UWAŻAJ NA LEKCJACH nARZEKAJ ŻE NIE ROZUMIESZ
Gentleman of african descent i beggeth thee
Multitudes of ladies Holding for their chance at the latrine
who says The REVOLUTIONARY WAR DELEGATES AREN'T COOL?
mimicking the actions  of an executive in a business
Crystalline ice water descends from the heavens
Comfortably reclining Whilst pondering doubloons and wenches
Comfortably reclining Whilst pondering my doubloons
I am beset by 4 score and 19 hardships a female dog not counted among them
Similarly to one with authority
bLESS THINE tHANK tHEE
akin to a person in a position of authority
Gentlemen
i'm feeling great disdain  for your couch
YOUR PROPOSAL IS INVALID PLEASE CHOOSE ANOTHER
Your Assertion is Erroneous
The manner in which you gyrate i have never laid eyes upon a hindquarters of this type
Brethern Leave and then fornicate with yourself
Eternal enslavement in hell it feels good to be of high economic and social status
Swell tale Sir
I possess length and fortitude and i'm prepared to resist the relative motion of our adjacent surfaces
A riveting account
posterior posterior posterior posterior posterior posterior Halt
I am born to the family Similiar to that of dragons
And then i say 'Can i join to the party?'
Nary be the day I shan't arbitrarily assemble thine cards of frivolous sport
Nary be the day i shan't arbitrarily assemble thine cards of frivolous sport
inspect thyself  BEFORE ONE proceeds to cause harm unto themself
If you aren't partaking in the excessive consumption of alcohol I suggest you leave this establishment IMMEDIATELY
This creating-machine Of said 'meme' Is the site you are currently occupying
i do recall having 99 problematic situations
dried pulp dyed to the color green
Scrutinise thyself before destroying thyself Because blunderbuss shells are injurious to thy health
MY DEAR FRATERNAL COMPANION ART THOU ENRAGED?
Currency dictates all within my vicinity RECEIVE said currency
Eternally forsaken
I AM COMPLETELY UNCONCERNED FOR I HAVE JUST ENGAGED IN CARNAL RELATIONS
i grow more advanced in years
I can find no issue with a bit of undulation and frottage
Mellivora capensis Refuses to grant any quantity of fecal matter
WOULD THOU PLEASE LOCATE THYSELF CLOSER TO MY PHYSICAL POSITION my bretheren
What is this feeling of infatuation Infant do not injure me
Im on the quest for the logic i cant find
alas
You're wrong Because you're a woman
Sayeth Goodbye To thine gains
you are aware that I understand how to cause others to pause and  pay attention as my cognition weakens The ballroom is unable to ACCOMMODATE me presently
buttocks BUTTOCKS BUTTOCKS BUTTOCKS BUTTOCKS BUTTOCKS BUTTOCKS BUTTOCKS halt now make that INCESTUOUS person begin the hour of hammer
Surely thou hast heardeth of yu Phoenix When opening thy dictionary his portrait is just below description of autotune
why is the alcoholic liquor distilled from sugar-cane residues or molasses CONsistently absent?
From mine window to mine chamber partition until the perspiration trickles slowly from mine testicls
FOREVER ALONE? HA!
SOME CHAPS SAY THAT I AM ridiculous but i just believe that i am emancipated
Sir
YOU WANT IT? YOU GOT IT
Thy am not suggesting it was extraterrestrials
I observe thee vehiculating through this fair city accompanied by a maiden
I cometh to this area to mate with the unrespected females
I posess positive physical characteristics And i possess said knowledge
Perhaps thou shouldst avoid congress and communication
no more in my life will I waltz  I will no more waltz in the same mannerisms I waltzed with thou
Reversing today's age to an educational establishment of antiquity
The stones of festivity are presently occupying the residence this evening all inhabitants merrily accept said temporal mirth
Life is a cruel mistress until you expire 'Tis Why We attain increased altitudes
All I wish to accomplish is to make merry and tell falsehoods
all i wish to accomplish is to make merry and tell falsehoods
Life is a cruel mistress until you expire 'Tis Why We attain increased altitudes
I shall place thine own two hands upon thyself  so that your bodily fats may frolic in a vibrating motion
people of the african subcontinent reside in the capital of france
In the Western quarter of the Quaker City I came into this world and was there nurtured The promenade was the location I tarried most oft
Those who detest become scholars
I REMAIN THE LEADER OF THE COMPETITION annoying females
Festive New age music happens to be located in this establishment this evening all attendees are urged to enjoy themselves to the fullest possible extent
oh how i could just commit foul play on another gentleman
bosom or disperse
WE ARE THE CONDUCTORS OF THE SODOMY LOCOMOTIVE WHICH HATH NO MEANS NOR MECHANISM FOR DECELERATION
hey wench! you have a pleasurable bosom
Thou must surely know I hemorrhage CERULEAN However I am no gangbanger
Participate in athletic activities to such a high degree incestuous men want to charge me money
For What indispensable  and COHERENT reason do thy despise from outside the boundries of the male social gathering ? for a knave such as yourself posses no such ability to enter within such walls
For this exists as a narrated tale which explains the CIRCUMSTANCES leading To the vertical INVERSION of my CONSCIOUS Existance
wilt though instruct me how to douglas?
HEY YOU! how does my BREATHE smell?
This dancing establishment is ill prepared for my presence presence at the moment
Female canines act daft
GOOD SIR
my countrymen observe me scooting along at a brisk 8mph they are most displeased
ordnance accomplish not annihilation thou annihilate populace
ORDNANCE accomplish not ANNIHILATION
deteriorated populace combusting DETERIORATED POPULACE COMBUSTING  ascend thou appendage
Upon venturing into the dark realm one finds it difficult to return thereafter
I was inside of the entertainment establishment speaking very loudly
who govern the terrene? lassies
Copulate them then deposit them
Excuse me friend Madame monique is querying your intelligence
I HAVE WOMEN THAT POSESS LARGE BUSOMS
Woman please
A successful jotunn from middle earth and norse mythology  is a successful A SUCCESSFUL JOTUNN FROM MIDDLE EARTH AND NORSE MYTHOLOGY
NOne among you shall relegate the infant to the place AT which the walls doth meet
REmove thyself from my personage
provided the weather remains moisturous the dyke shall lose its continuity
i posses the knowledge to know what thyself is but may i ask you of what i am
Hark it is in that place that yuletide offerings reside
Remove thoust opposible digit from out thine rectum
rounds numbering sixteen held in the magazine
I have been absent for a good deal of time. Yay or nay Correct or incorrect Good Day sir weezy welcome back to your establishment
I have ascertained 4 score and 19 issues and i must say
I am traversing on porpoiseback
Behend the mask of oblivion lies alertness
behind the mask of oblivion lies alertness
Fuel
Fuel
living be thine female dog and death be thou female relative
One has moves Similar to those of jagger
Matriarchs seal away thine female offspring
I explicitly enjoy steam powered locomotives
because The wench is rotten
thy mind argues profusely that i shall not YET THY BODY...THY BODY DESIRES TO DO SO
crossing the tavern
I maintain a vehemence in my pantaloons and am nary afraid to show it I am in full knowledge I POSSES a chiseled physique and a PLEASANT face to look upon
Lammingtons do be in this carriage come in young master
NOVEL PATERNAL LUGGAGE HAS BEEN AQUIRED
Every year in africa is 365 days
TRANSPORT THINE INFLATABLE HEADBOARD it's quandary
WHEREFORE DOTH THOU NOT
I hath not boast. I beseetch thine bitches to do it for me.
i am the proprietor of a brothel who doth fornicate with mothers
It is imperative that you prop your cranium  in an elevated position.
Thou chicago white stockings baseball club? maybe next year.
NOVEL PATERNAL LUGGAGE HAS BEEN AQUIRED
You acquire fornication
display null courtesy towards thine domain
your nether region has that magic touch
Intensely Gaze Upon  The Boat that had coitis with your Mother
Unimportant reproduced
I am embarking
what is the reason for thy solemn appearance?
Lad
Thou hast been required to partake in becoming victim  to the failure of human organs leading to final system failure of thy body.
If thou hast a will to acquire conveyance a young horse of white pigment shall be your conveyance
Disregard it For i am upon a level in which there are none but one
ANd not one act of fornication was committed in that 24 hour time period
In a continued timeline trapped as species of singularity
whimsicle fantasy old chap!
Disregard Beisle-ring Aquire Fr&#229;narorme tel &#229; sleng ikring
Lose memory of your suitor and join me in my lodging-house bedchamber.
i hath taken two CANINES already They await in the hind of my carriage
perhaps you should lower your hindquarters and perform a dance which mimics the movements of a large bird
My cranium doth rotate repeadedly with thine decrease in altitude
thou art wench like
Michelle Renee Bush can scam your money
Thou be of a precise and accurate nature please do permit me to fornicate thyself
I'm cool cause i got a stick
when an affluent gentleman resides in his abode relinquish it as if it is torrid
we do not give affection to prostitutes rather
It's Sorcery
enlisted child elevated in yonder wench spectate as i apply torque and sustain rotational motion
They observe me using my automobile they are prejudiced
Halt the hour of the hammer is upon us
Greetings Jude
though there exists the fat of cow's milk within its exterior is sparkingly untarnished
I speak not of thine lass yearning for currency However
Posterior Posterior Posterior Posterior Posterior  Cease
i experience the utmost feeling of enamoration when you bestow upon me the most sinful act i utterly loathe instances in time when you instigate a certain deplorable piercing of the cranium
Tis approximately NIneteen years and  three trimesters past the date of your conception I believe  a wall post signifying my partially obligatory desire to grant a congratulatory expression is in order
i am not a man who takes part in the sport of women I merely fornicate in great numbers
constitution you bet your ass
I AM NOT AMONG THE LITERARY LIONS THEY BEAR FALSE WITNESS
you sir SHALL ACQUIRE LESSER  ALLOWANCE  'TWEEN THY UNDERCARRIAGE AND THY TRAIL
wenches are noT excrement
THOU ART ENTIRELY LOFTY IN THE PRESENCE OF MINE cAST iron FLAME COOKING utility
Dear Fellows
Mellivora capensis Exhibits apathy
my consciousness doth protest but mine physical being must say yea
Why doth the ejaculate traverse the path I donned the improper Stockings
Thou art travelling on the correct path
Fornicate! Devour! Assassinate!  Then perform the actions once more!
Who shouldst thou summon? The destructors of wraiths!
thus
dear fellows
TEACH Thy THEse MOVES of tHe dOUGlas
I rather frequently have the notion an unknown person or persons are observing me
would not like to make the acquaintance of your mother Rather
HOW-COME thou art OF A SOLEMN NATURE?
by virtue of abundant aptitude arrives abundant authority.
I obtain our homestead planetoids nearest orbiting astral body  within my pantaloon capsule.
comrades to the spring-coated plyometric SOIL
Postpone until thoust admires my genitals for I myself shall procreate with thy vulva
women of a questionable Demeanor are nothing but harlots and Prostitutes
Tis A delightful establishment thou haveth in thy possesion it would be most dpressive if some object were to obstruct it.
I am no a killer
I decided to take this Man to the Collegiate University of Ghetto
DRIVING A STAGECOACH INEBRIATED PROCEEDING WITH MY OWN INITIATIVES
to remain within a tent in a single location is perfectly legal
Wenches art hallucinating
It is the warmest of the Four Seasons And existing requires little exertion
My affections belong to the method by which you prevaricate
Verily Robert's your mother's male sibling
all i do is triumph
relocate to the location to which i am close to
Thine fellows doth spent to much time dwelling in thy thug's promised land
Wench. I wish to escort you To a homoerotic
Indeed
occasional predilection for  shelled fruit of indehiscent seeds equals occasions prefering to abstain their enjoyment
saw shamir gonna tell or
with alot of dramatical situations in the long beach area of california it is rather hard to be Calvin Cordozar Broadus
with alot of dramatical situations in the long beach area of california it is rather hard to be Calvin Cordozar Broadus
sir rodney
I support my comrades ON MY LUMBAGO FEMALE DEER
chive on!
fun dipping I finish what i start
if we boast good luck  many a wench shall be fornicated with tonight
I do not sleep rather
I push my despisers away they are excretment beneath my soles
I recall that the period of time within the preceding twenty and four hours hath been a rather pleasant duration of continuance lasting twenty and four hours.
Commence forth my capricious Child there shall be neutrality when thou hast completed thy task
Thou shant defecate  where thine break fast.
It is purely illogical if it does not aquire that paper currency
The woman was a dream i had though rather hard to keep
careful
Dames
Fornicate that wench
Thou mayest be on a seafaring vessel but behold
I had a collision with a constable's carriage a few days past the man driving such a carriage pranced off
I break into a fit of laughs at thou garmet it's threadcount is not as numerous as mine
Wench I resemble kakarot
The entirety of the other ADOLESCENTS  donning the footware that is able to be inflated
indeed
All the atractive wenches prefer my footwear to your's
I am as a bishop-prince with grandiose jewelry and affluent courtesans
the magistrates despise my aura because i have more wealth than they
onward toward the window
accuse me of my bloodlines i presented myself in boots and spoiled the efficacy of thy ball
I declared  Honourable Mr. Kanye
The constables dislike my boon companions but the wenchs pay it no mind
My thoughts are upon my financial status and my financial status is upon my thoughts
Copulation On the anniversary of thy nativity
you shall find me in thee club
Rumors
Solicitation of the fairer sex isn't as easy as one might think
I PROCEEDed through a doorway  to find ye Fornicating thyself with the bareness of thy hand
Give me combustibles
Confound thee legend thine roleplay is one of inane nature.
Greetings canine i percieved that you enjoyed memes SO A MEME WAS PLaCED INSIDE OF YOUR MEME SO YOU CAN MEME WHILST YOU MEME... HOW EVER SO DROLL
you sir. who hath EXCRETED on thow coats?
I beg that all persons who bore witness of the Gold bearing
i say
If a meat product from a bovine is what you request then import a nasty donnybrook
ART THOU A GELATINOUS SUBSTANCE FREQUENTLY CONSUMED AS A DESSERT
I HAVE THE ABILITY TO OPERATE MY BICYCLE WITHOUT THE NECESSITY OF SO-CALLED 'HANDLEBARS'
In honor of thine lunar crescent thou shall receive discipline
art thou going to move in the rearward direction or shall i move my pelvic region towards thou's derriere?
yonder woman of ill repute seems thou hath lost thine footing
it is critical to ACQUIRE every one
excrement doth occurest
art thou going to move in the rearward direction or shall i move my pelvic region towards your derriere?
Upon my entry
JAMES NOw you're COOKING.
My phallus is a member of the aristocratic society your phallus is of questionable age
BE FOREVER DAMNED WITH LUCIFER! SHE IS AN AROUSING FEMALE CANINE
lAVISH SO MUCH CURRENCY  fORNICATORS OF cHILD bEARERS WISH TO LOCATE ME
you cannot lay a hand upon me.
et tu
Cast off the artefact in question 'tis ablaze
We ARE BEHAVING IN A MANNER MOST UNTAME
Hello uNCLEAN FELLOW I HAVE THE REQUIRED SUM OF MONETARY FUNDS THAT WHICH IS THINE
a period of leave spent in cambodia it can be a trying task
Would the existant slender shadowed  have the grace to arise?
remove thyself from my path wench remove thyself
i derive movements similar to those of sir jagger
I claim to be thee opposinge force of jesus unsure that of which i want
Good day
i don't know about you but i'm going to bar stool blackout
i Play basketball so intensely that some find it necessary to impose finanical punishments upon my person. that fecal matter is clinically insane.
and I said unto her.. dearest maiden
fisher fred fishes fresh fishes
dash it all! I suppose I have regained my bravado!
Twix... It's all in the same general location
thou hath a gathering of thieves try to plunder thine heart
MADAME SHALL I ESORT THEE TO YONDER CANDY SHOPPE?
perform act of fornication with female dogs recieve significant monetery compensation
How art thou endeavors treating yee? How art thou?
A-HA
Open a flask allow thyself to sway
wantith to make thine feel like i am the only woman being on thine spherical object.
I recently had sexual intercouse and such actions created euphoria
Ye asketh what i desire for eveningmeal
I am aware of the fact that you prefer to believe that your fecal matter is void of stench but roses truly give off the aroma of stool.
My frothed dairy beverage is superior to yours
Thine Fellowship of wu-tang shan't be copulated among
i am a homo sapiens
i am acquainted with an excessive amount of people present here   whom i had not been familiar with one year ago. may i inquire about your identitY?
wench... retain thine chill!
MOTHER Dost thou wish to LAMBASTE thy crest with MINE?
Cease movement in the title of adoration
misinterpreted the situation
The ignorant african american population is unaware of the tax that i have imposed on thine wenches
Listen up
Face me brethren
IN the year of our lord 1994 I was carrying a large amount of drugs in the rear of my car When suddenly i spot the Blasted Constable in the looking glass
ejaculate within my britches
this song is intended for to the individual for whom i have great passion
come forth
and if
The females of equestria are wonderful equines
Acquire a mediocre amount
i am at a loss of understanding as to what you are attemting to convey and require further clarification
i am at a loss of understanding as to what you are attemting to convey and require further clarification
Hey! cOME OVER HERE AND PULL MY FINGER!
I toss my mane to-and-fro I toss my mane to-and-fro
Tis the Fifth day of the week
LYING  YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
play akali get pentas
the state of california is where thouest LAY THY MACK BELOW Display to me thine affection!
I'm going to administer  a proposition he can't  abjure
I WANT YOU TO STOP TROLLING
WENCHES AMOUNT TO NAUGHT BUT TROLLOPS AND SHENANIGANS
Ignore calories aquire noms
thus metallic beings art not the conclusion of thine quest
If you are having female issues I feel remorse for you chap i have 99 troubles but a disregarded female is not one
Come at me in a Scholarly fashion academic brethren
employment is not pleasurable i am aware
meme
you there sir do you have my coin
my good sir
INDEFINATELY uNACCOMPANIED
Art thou prepared for the ruffneck bass?
THE INDIVIDUALS THAT SHARE A DISLIKE OF ME SHALL COMMENCE IN DOING SO.
For the indicated proceeding to  promenade Our own selves acknowledge ye
likewise the rhythm persists
HOTTENTOT PRITHEE
I HAVE MY FIRST ERECTION
I had sent a messenger might i ask why thou have not replied to me?
Dost thou find thyself in a state of displeasure male kin?
In due time
snickering into stitches
how darest thou make light of such gravitas!
MY mother admonished me to cudgel you soundly Consequently
because i am bringing attractiveness back
make Haste proceeding me Kinsperson!
They observe me operating my gyroscopic personal transport device i accept that they consider me to be excessively caucasian and bookish
thou art agressive? Come hither to me brethren!
You must remove yourselves from this hostile environment by transporting yourselves to the armored rotary military aircraft! GET To the choppa
point and laugh get meme
Every Day I juxtapose my limbs in a dancing fashion
paint a picture become a meme
I enjoy the callipygous additionally
If thy is feeling like a Ponce Go forth and rid thy shoulder of debris
Everything that i partake in i do at a grand scale
I partake in AVIATION like parchment and my altitude is that of a flying machine
That wench is nothing but a miner of the most valuable and she does not spend time with peasant males of african decent
Wenches are not fecal matter other than women and tomfoolery
I happened to catch a glance of you carousing and encompassing the incorporated community with the damsel i'm rather fond of and i do not care for such activities
I retired to my chambers and dremt I was his lord i woke from my slumber and was still his MAJESTY
I am a woman of colour who is not only of supirior strength but of great independence too   And I do not need any male attention or care
IF THOU HATH WENCH ISSUES i WEEP FOR THEE
Thou shalt not place thine member in the chasm of insanity
Come Forth Brethren
ACQUIRE CURRENCY DISREGARD FEMALES
Halt
Thou shalt not place thine member in the chasm of insanity
I prefer bulbous derrieres But I cannot fathom the reason
Refrain from providing fodder to the mythical creature with a habit of dwelling under bridges
My dear Jonathan I'm afraid these people have no common sense whatsoever
Indeed
walk forth in my direction  bretheren
Do not refrain from accepting clench on thou sensibility kin from thy electric source of light
HAH HAH! YOU ARE POOR
they observe me in my carriage they are prejudiced
i possess the  primary status of rogue to the populous
nevermind A male individual of african dissent pounds sterling cause my release
I am much too attractive to be wearing this garment so attractive that it is causing me pain
thy ravid Bretheren?
The gentleman bears the compulsion to pull his phallus from the soil and make coitus with the entire universe.
FESTIVITY GYRATion CAN BE FOUND INSIDE THE DOMICILE THIS EVENING WE INTEND TO INFLICT LUNACY UPON YOU
HAVING DIFFICULTIES BRETHREN?
Those who despise Are most ASSUREDLY going to despise
Every other young individual with inflatable foot coverings must abscond
Proceed thou of small stature thy day of birth is at hand let us all participate in the frivolities as if thy day of birth was at hand
put thy hand towards the sky and begin to gyrate them with no remorse
thou shall not lacerate the prehistoric creature
LEAP APPROXIMATELY! LEAP APPROXIMATELY!
it occurred as a consequence of my inebriation
i find difficult to determine if he is lacking of cunning  or it is a very clever ruse
you look great ...and that's what i meant to say
whose getting pounded
wilt thou instruct me in the art of... the dougie?
Women with rather large buttocks you maketh thy earth rotate in a 360 degree angle
GoTch yO DumB Ass
beckoning for a buggy
Pints pints pints pints pints pints  All in the general vicinity!
There are a number of gentlemen who are of the persuasion that I am afflicted with poor mental health. my counterargument is that I am merely liberated from the constraining social conventions that typically define one as being 'well-adjusted'
Repeated greetings to the entire group of  companions. IN A GROUP EFFORT
shout loudly unto your fellow man
Lay hand on me
i long for your adoration as well as your retaliation you and i might potentially compose an inadequate intimacy
DIS-JOIN it  as if it was sweltering
Insomuch as  Infant thou art a pyrotechnic device
Cheese Look out
i possess the moves that are comparable to those of mick jagger
pictoral evidence! or said event did not transpire!
my fellows and i had naught to do with the beginning of the inferno Said Inferno has been blazing since the world began its axial rotations
THINE MOTHER WAS A HAMSTER And thine father smelt of elderberries
obtaining prescription drugs
no comments
All the land doth know i am a horrifying demon
Intentionally shove Thy'
precipitation upon thy head shall dub it 'brainstorming'
I choose you... TOP HAT-A-MON
i want you to want me
I shall dictate to thou  by which means i assumed the form of the fresh prince of BEL AIR
Ye are able to frolic if ye are so inclined and ye are permitted to abandon thine compatriots
HAY HO  Y NO  Money YET?
HAY HO  Y NO MONEY YET?
move against me in a threatening pose  thou mother fornicator
the hour has come to ameliorate your automobile
ruckus Gentlemen ARE IN THIS ESTABLISHMENT TONIGHT
Gravitation is of minor meaning to myself
Unaware of proceeding circumstances
My willingness to FORFEIT my genuine concern   Is only limited by my lack there of
'tis most regrettable thou... shalt perish
Proclaim it According to what thou desires to proclaim it I am dependent upon the excess consumption of fermented beverages
My mind misgives some festive notion That this eve shall be resplendent
Let us talk of the mysteries of love. Let us speak of thee and me. Let us treat upon all the good and evil that may transpire.
philandering is not entirely effortless
I shall soon commence being adamant as one who fornicates with mothers
all ye brethren gaze upon me for i am a passenger abord a ship
If thou hast currency
I WANT U TO MAKE ME SANDVICH!
Please present photographical evidence or said event did not transpire
Thou appearest exceedingly foolish with thine trousers adjacent the parquet
ME? THE origin for all future individuals to present INDECENT portraits. THATS DIVINE!
alike woolgather within a woolgather within a woolgather  ducreption
I regard you driving your motor vehicle about town with the woman for which i have great affection and i am of the stance
HAHAHA  Shadow think's he's got authority...LULZ!
THOU SEEM TO BE ONE OF INFERIOR INTELLECT AS THINE TROUSERS ARE UPON THE EARTH
During the era of extensive tedious pastimes
I SHALL ASSURE YOU THAT YOU ARE KNOWLEDGABLE THAT THE COLORS DO IN FACT RESEMBLE THOSE OF A SUNFLOWER
I boasteth not
armed hostilities among nation-states lack the slightest utilitarian virtue
huh? what condom?
played world of warcraft for 100 hours before it was invented
Should ye be struck by fear while infatuated with a dame possessing offsprings be on your way to a cathedral
Should ye be struck by fear while infatuated with a dame possessing offspring be on your way to a cathedral
During the era of extensive tedious pastimes
one year probation... shulda stopped his ribs out
Takest thine Mac and go Jumpeth Off The Nearest Bridge ...Preferably into a house fire
Queens County
You
this situation is similar to that of one
brother
the sky... art thou filled with burning flints
That was an entertaining narrative
Fornicate women acquire currency
PRITHEE
Verily i conveyest to thou you must obliterate the fools post-haste
i shall pick up the world and release onto your crown in agressive fashion
Inhale cannabis excessively
Mine Country men and i shall decline verbal contact with establishment
i recieve payment in 2 days whilst it takes you 3 years
PHilosophy Club we know our Rhetoric
iF THOU CAN NOT BEAR THE RISING TEMPERATURE THEN MAKE HASTE AWAY FROM THE FOOD PREPARATION ROOM
Disregard Females ACQUIRE minerals
THINE DISCOURSE IS TOO LENGTHY I HATH NOT UNRAVELED IT
i HAVE A PREMINITION tHat tHIS EVENING WILL BE A MOST PLEASENT ONE
encounter my person at the shopping centre for the event shall be upon its downward course
I do not enjoy companions engaging in tomfoolery with my portraits turning said portraits into a laughingstock
Combust plants of the species cannabis sativa at least once before the sun passes the celestial meridian
transmission of signals through free space module Nonsense
Negative propel the outer coat of a seed
negative propel the outer coat of a seed
Each eventide I erratically adjust my feet
dos thou desire to report to the hind quarters of min carriage so thou might obtain the title of being the hind quarters operator of said carriage?
one large meeting hall full to capacity with appealing wenches
I have an idea Shut your goddamn mouth
I have presented that wench a luxurious fur coat wenches adore luxurious fur coats
'TIS NOT ENJOYABLE IF THE COMPATRIOTS CANNOT ALSO PARTAKE
SUCH AS THE PERSON IN CHARGE
I postulate that I have reacquired my strut
STUPENDOUS LENTILS
Never attend class score top score at exam
your breaded asian dish's price is always at its maximum
intriguing fable my brethren proclaim thy tale a contrasting era
disregard women Aquire currency
EHH... SUCKING IMAGINARY DICKS
Unsheathing container in the frozen liquid depicting a harsh flurry of snow
conceal your beloved women and children ere the Sinning adulterers disturb their virginal intactness
Why art thou in discontent
Excuse me chap Do you possess grey poupon?
I do indeed have difficulty coming to the realization that it is in fact churned milk.
Hold steadfast for a moment you possess a female partner?
which individual hast liberated the canines from his possession? 'bow wow
that is the manner in which a young 
SOLITARY UNTO ETERNITY
bad teeth up here cool pose down here
the temperature has exceeded a comfortable level in this vicinity therefore we must remove our garments
Fornicate dames achieve payment
I would not be so bold as to assert that yonder lady is a miner of precious ore but the lady is question is curiously absent from the presence of impoverished moors
hARLET
racist and derogatory terminology for  an african american individual please
Bizzare Destiny Canidae assemblage crucify all of thee
she absconds with my currency during times when i denude from my garment
she absconds with my currency during times when i denude from my garments
my blended dairy drink attracts various males into the Quadrangle. AND THEY PROCLAIM 'IT IS OF SUPERIOR QUALITY'. verily
All that i concern myself with is currency... and the town that i am from
To set the general tone for the events that shall transpire this evening I've provided musical accompaniment comparable to beethoven and spirits from the house of MoEt & Chandon
Henceforth
If thine wench persists to vacate the premises I shall lash her to thine chamber and incinerate thine place of residence
Are you mad BRO
ban me again see what happens
when one was nought but a youth thine papa requested mine acquaintance whilst visiting a metropolis  in order to observe a procession of exceptionally talented musical individuals
Certainly I must be a dubious character of slender figure
i have no apprehension to be upright
Hence
STOP... Hammertime!
Thou art a brilliant celestial body
i integrated oral cavity with a wench and thou were fond of it to an exquisite extent
acquire goods whilst present young man considering all that ballyhoo dont appear equivalent the ensuing interval young man
DisregArd females acquire currency
To thy window to the wall to the next until thy PERSPIRATION drips down my GENITALIA
I POSSESS THE GYRATIONS OF FRANKLIN
I I I DESIRE IRE IRE TO PLUNDER ER ER ER
Intriguing tale
milady whence i dost arduous labor i hath thy feline father motion
milady whence i dost arduous labor i do thy feline father motion
art thou angered by the renaissance language  my brethren?
i enjoy My tea AND coffee the same way i enjoy my women all at once
Mellivora capensis hath no regard Mellivora capensis hath no regard of excrement
pull finger receive syphilis
Revolution? what.
Inside of the CHAMBER lacking in color with Ebony Window covers  located within the proximity of the area where the steam engines pickup and drop off passengers
Hey you pull my finger
For it is not the case That i am possessed of ire
Simply intending to remain still at that position Observing me combust
R-e-s-p-e-c-t identify how i hath defined this concept
R-e-s-p-e-c-t identify how i hath defined this concept
If you may present to me a poet that is as amiable as i I pledge to present to you a homosexual who disfavors motion pictures directed by barbra streisand
Disregard Cable television acquire netflix
The sum of thyne military fortresses have been annexed by me and mine
you're so easy to wind up one should get some fresh air
you are so easy to Annoy one thinks you should get some fresh air
verbalizing in reference to AN INFANTS WEALTH I'VE OBTAINED YOUR INFANTS WEALTH
subject your derriere to vibrations but soft! remain vigilant 'pon your station
i cannot abide by this plan you have clearly masterminded i shall proceed to vindicate this watergate
Thine eve Ought be a fair eve
The instant she proceeded to touch my genitals i ejaculated and broke wind
disregard social life Aquire a-levels
hark! A gelatinous cerulean ne'er-do-well approacheth!
I welcome thy response
Behold this image of a living area bereft of contents or participants It is indicative of the amount of emotional reaction or investment I have regarding your statements
I am accompanying roscoe
THEY OBSERVE ME TRAVELLING IN A SELF-POWERED AUTOMOBILE AND THEY DO SPITE ME
After a trip to the haberdashery
Thy Wench cogitates thy Cultivating apparatus is arousing
All what an african-american in truth needs is a little chunk Not much
girate for me females
During my aging process i attended the Halls of Ivy there were abecedarys  who would wish harm upon its deciples They cascade mockery upon all of our actions Uncovering the Achilles heel of said deciples
Eons and eons in the past i recall even now the manner in which that melodic sound would cause me to smile
herkne babe! YE OWENE wherfore myselven moste hadden
'i'm so ugly' millions of her friends writing encouraging bullshit comments
Born in 1997 omg i'm such a 90s kid
goes out with friends to mcdonalds OMG  200 PICTURES BEST DAY EVER
SPAGHETTI LOL IM SO RANDOM
makes photo black and white omg im such a photoshop nerd
always posts about problems doesn't want to talk about them
Buys $300 camera. To take Duckface Pictures for Facebook.
OMG IT'S RAINING I'll tell my friends cos they don't have windows
Amy Winehouse dies Immediately 'likes' on Facebook and adds to favourite music.
Has a Kid every single picture and status for the rest of her life is about having a kid
Favorite Books: The Bible Has Never read bible
no phoneeeeee ): dont txt updated via mobile web
can't sleep at 8 pm insomniaaaaaa
Has endless knowledge of how life really is only  14
Post picture of my eye So goddamn deep
Post hundreds of pics in a bikini complain when guys look at it
makes kony2012 profile picture omg i am such a good person
500 Friends only know 30 of them
invites you to be her friend never speaks to you
GOD I HATE DRAMA IN RESPONSE TO DRAMA SHE STARTED
omg video games are such a waste of life!!!1!!11! spends 12 hours on facebook
Photo album named 'Photography' ONLY HAS PICTURES OF TRAIN TRACKS AND CLOUDS
MAKE EYE contact at party Sends friend request
GOT CAMERA FOR CHRISTMAS OMG I'M A PHOTOGRAPHER!!!
\'girls stop being such sluts bcuz that doesnt make ya cool at all omglol\' profile picture of cleavage
finds out kim jong ill died starts looking for all their songs
:'( NOW EVERYBODY ASK ME WHAT'S WRONG SO I CAN NOT TELL YOU
GETS FAT AFTER HIGH SCHOOL REUSES OLD PROFILE PICS
make new photo album ~~~~~sUmmer~~~<3
hAS A FEW DRINKS MIS-SPELLS facebook status on purpose
likes one song. favourite band ever!!!!!11111 my heroes!!!
likes 'god' on facebook omg i'm such a good christian!
GOING TO STARBUCKS WITH MY FRIENDS!!! 200 PHOTOS OF A LATTE
languages english
lose virginity at party every weekend
11;11:11 on 11/11/11 ommmmmmgggggg
smokes one time posts bob marley quote
OMG DELETING FB! TOO MUCH DRAMA!!!11!!! NEVER DELETES IT
Makes a heart with hands calls it photography
2
realizes Whitney Houston died become a fan on facebook
takes picture tags everyone on friend list
Shares kony video i fixed africa!
Been dating one day Omg im so inlove with you
talks bad about you on facebook gets mad at you making a meme about her
Bitches about wanting a job gets a job and bitches about going to work
'OMG I Hate those immigrants
picture of self and huge hipster glasses oh gosh i'm such a dork!!1!!!!
talked to guy at party for 5 minutes changes relationship status to 'it's complicated'
hates people complaining on facebook complains about it on facebook post
STEVE JOBS DIES WRITES about tragic personal loss
Boy doesn't like me blame entire gender in status
OMG YOU READ MY STATUS?! what a creeper!
friend forgot to log off their computer i'm a total hacker
uses middle name on facebook never uses it in real life
'like this if u celebrate christmas because of its true meaning' a while later 'OMFG MY PARENTS DIDNT GET ME THE IPAD I WANTED WTF'
omg my fave band is the beatles Whos george harrison?
post all private information hide birth year cuz it's classy
Goes out to get ice cream with friends 51 new pictures
OMG I MISS BEING A TEENAGER!!1! IS 20
SHARED A PIC OF A SICK KID FACEBOOK WILL GIVE HIM A FREE SURGERY
'ugh had the worst day!!!' 'nvm i don't rly wanna talk about it...'
Relationship status married to best friend
im talking to my boyfriend so I'm gonna make a status about it
Status: 'ugh
Listens to: Justin Bieber
hears murder from next door
likes a post about god 'omg i'm such a christian'
Uploads picture saying 'I look ugly' waits for compliments
Wait
puts biblical quote as status uploads drinking photos next day
get dumped or insulted make vague angry post about it on facebook.
OMG What does wikipedia  have against soap?!
Negative Comments? DELETE STatus
PoSTS STATUS ABOUT kony 2012 omg guys we have to do something! forgets all about it in 5 mins
wears sunglasses in her bathroom
'i hate new facebook' still using it
Political Views Dey r all stpid
announces that she has made up her mind about something 'its a secret'
Lyrics from band I dont know LIKE
sorry for the virus-spam u guyz! the link told me i won!
in a relationship for 4 minutes i love you baby so so so much
reads slowpoke memes learns new things
'god! i hate you jessica!' *view all 127 comments*
Makes duckface in every picture   cries when someone calls her ugly
sees annyoing facebook girl meme doesn't understand why its funny
Supports Women's Rights Still Makes her boyfriend pay for dinner
hey
i'm so ugly!!! 247 friends commenting saying she's not
It hurts so bad and i miss you I'm so deep
lose an argument delete post
3528 friends on facebook only talks to 3 in real life
post life quotes on fb has 500 pictures of getting wasted
omg im deactivating my fb for the semester reactivates in 4 days
gets pregnant every post on facebook from now on is about being a parent
i'm atheist thanks god
FRIEND LEAVES FACEBOOK LOGGED IN HACKING IS EASY LOL
Omg they'll donate a dollar to the cause!!!! shares photo of cancerous dog dead on floor
OMG I'm 12 And i haven't had sex
i got a boyfriend take 100 pics with him. now.
loses argument with you on facebook deletes all your comments
Shared kony2012 video I'm a Political activist
like if you're a 90's kid born in 1999
LEARNS ABOUT MEMES PRONOUNCES THEM 'mE-ME'S'
Writes about how much she hates facebook on facebook
NEW YEARS EVE BETTER REMIND EVERYONE ON FACEBOOK
♥ in relationship with female fb friend as if we're lesbians
Tells 'bitches' to say shit to her face ...on facebook
OBAMA TOTALLY WON THAT DEBATE didn't watch debate at all
has a boyfriend for two days oMG
Gets a camera phone 359 duckface pics
invites you to an event lost phone need your numbers lol
Likes picture of dead child Saves world from cancer forever
buys webcam takes 200 pictures making the same face and uploads them to fb
Uploads instagrams from iphone I'M an artist
omg i'm so ugly in all 500 of my pics
twilight izmy lyfee books: i hate reading
invites you to fb chat says 3 words
OMG I <3 Glee they write the most amazing songs
gets on FRIENDS facebook lololol haxed!!!
the duck face pictures as if things on facebook couldn't get any worse
SPAGHETTI  lol omg i'm so random
I'm deleting facebook in two hours just to let you all know
pink floyd?????? i didnt know she had a last name?
Omgg you Play wow
Went to high school with her has no idea shes famous on the internet
set fb status to 'sigh' so everyone will ask what's wrong
live love laugh lol im so deep
Posts picture of self caption is irrelevant song lyric
TAGs everyone she knows in a photo of two kittens in a basket
LIKE MY STATUS FOR A RATE <3 GIVES EVERYBODY 10
goes on vacation first 200 pictures in the airport
walmart?  more like 2 hour facebook photo shoot!
Hates everyone in the world  has 2467 friends
posts about shitty day doesn't want to talk about it!
'I'm not your typical girl' is a typical girl
omg im such a gamer *owns only a wii*
goes to mcdonalds 45 new photos
OMMGGGG THE PARTY WAS SO FUNNN GOT DRUNK AND CRIED THE WHOLE NIGHT
eats dinner feels need to post a picture and status about it
GOES TO PUBLIC TOILET WITH FRIENDS UPLOAD 346 PICS OF HER IN FRONT OF THE MIRROR
About me: MUsic is ma lyfe favourite artists: justin bieber
Likes own status ...every single time
makes a status about 13 year olds know nothing abour love only 1 year older
Hey guys
Shared a jesus quote omg so catholic
Changes status from 'in a relationship' to single back to 'in a relationship' after 10mins
Posts 'FML' as status Wtf do you want me to do
new relationship status with best friend
gets drunk at a party talks about it for a week
OMG I'M SO FAT!!!! Profile picture of skinny bikini body
pulls a duck face in every picture. thinks it makes self more attactive.
Set privacy settings to maximums have 2500 friends
'OMG you guyssss kony is bad' 'like this if you think they must be stoppeeddd'
SOPA LOL They spelt soap wrong
Facebook Relationship status: married to bff
fell so bad ): ...Why? Dont wanna talk about
New status every day Song lyrics
speaks 6 different languages knows one word from each of them
'I JUST WANT TO GET AWAY FROM EVERYONE' POSTS ON FACEBOOK.
'i've got the moves like jagger!!!' doesn't know who mick jagger is
only my grlzzzzz understand meeeee
TAKES SCREEN CAP OF IPHONE TEXT POST ON FACEBOOK ABOUT HOW FUNNY HER FRIENDS ARE
i'm a model! agency: instagram
I AM BORED BETTER TELL EVERYbody ON FACEBOOK
OMG Snooki is pregnant now i can watch jersey shore and teen mom at the same time
omg you read my status?! what a creeper
I DONT WANNA DIE ALONEEE!!1!!1 YOU'RE TWELVE
POST PICTURE WITH GUITAR DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO PLAY
political views: idk
has a meaningless personal conversation with boyfriend On her wall for everyone to read
What?? facebook got a shitty layout?? Create A Group against facebook...on facebook
POSTS ANTI-BULLYING cHAIN MESSAGE CONSTANTLY CALLS OTHER GIRLS 'SLUTS'
i hate attention seeking girls 'i'm so ugly' on every photo
FIRST DAY OF SPANISH CLASS ADD SPANISH TO LANGUAGES
NEW MACBOOK PRO $2
OH MY GOD I POSTED SOMETHING IN ENGLISH IM SO COOL NOW
Meet and talk for 30 seconds at a party find a Friend request waiting when you get home
post picture of every single meal omg best meal ever <3 lol
kisses best friend changes sexual orientation to bi
POSTS PICTURE OF CHILD WITH TRAGIC DISEASE SAYING THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL IS ACTUALLY DISGUSTED BY THE PICTURE
DeLetes desktop icon Why is the program still on my computer?
see mirror 371 pics
Know the difference between there
OMG I hate all those attention wh*res Like this if you agree
POST PICTURE OF SELF IN BIKINI 'MISS SUMMER'
sees girl that is prettier 'omg she's so fake'
Says she's clearing her facebook friendslist still has more than 500 friends
HAS ALBUM NAMED 'MODELING' eVERY PICTURE IS HER MAKING A DUCK FACE
'OMG TODAY WAS THE WORST DAY EVER! DONT EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT!' shares it on facebook.
Watch a 30 minute video Automatically become a social activist
i'm deleting my facebook--too much drama just wanted to see who cared
SPENDS 12 HOURS PER DAY ON FACEBOOK You play wow ? omg get a life !
11:11 ZOMG!!!!1!!!! MAKE A WISH!
goes out with new boyfriend for one week omg i love him! i wanna be with him forever!<33
omg its facebook not english class!!!
i LISTEN TO SKRILLEX WHOS'S Sonny Moore?
Friday night status: im soooo drunk!!! lolz Sunday morning status: bible verse
'I'm deleting facebook!!!'   status every 3 days
adds extra letters to eevvveeerryy wooorrddd
sleepover uploads 150 webcam pics
'omgggg delete thisss pic plzzz' UPLOADED IT HERSELF
I hate facebook whores Like my status if you agree
Has Breakup SPAMS FB WITH EMO QUOTES AND HATES EVERYONE WHO TALKS TO HER EX
omg i'm so fat do you guys have any suggestions on how to lose weight? gets mad when you make suggestions
Born in December 1999 OMGGG!! I'm such a 90's kid!!!
complains about stranger friend request 1900 friends
'OH MY GOD LIFE IS SO HARD!' is 10 years old
quotes marilyn monroe has never seen one of her movies
Breaks up with scumbag steve OMG ALL Guys R such Assholes
KONY 2012 omg we got to do something
I got a boyfriend Time to upload pictures of us kissing and holding hands
one Picture with celebrity We're best friends
posts picture in her underwear and makeup omg i'm so uglyyy
Boys are assholes omg!!!!! DATES EVERY DOUCHE BAG POSSIBLE
omg it snowed! I've got to tell everyone on facebook now!
Posts song lyrics in status omg
Post random depressed status with no explanation wait for people to ask what's going on
tells friend to keep secret on facebook wall
Late for work Better write it on facebook
WEARS CONVERSE LOLZZ I'M SUCH A HIPSTER
status update: ~with teh gurls!~
skool
omg i just heard a my chemical romance song im so scene!
writes an 'im so ugly' status shares 'im sexy and i know it' one hour later
Blurred out can in photo ...It's Actually soda
buys digital camera
gets fb invite to event in russia clicks 'attending'
i'm level 17 on farmille i am such a gamer!
does this girl even know shes a meme?
OMG
'tattoos are a form of self expression. repost if you love tattoos.' Has a shitty butterfly tramp stamp
thinks guys should be more gentlemanly currently dating Scumbag steve
my mom got me a nikon 456 new bathroom duck face photos
Has Marilyn Monroe quotes in her about me has never seen a marilyn monroe film
Drunkenly kisses best friend Now bisexual
friend takes her picture using professional camera omg i'm a model!
Post a status about having a problem tells people not to ask what the problem is
post song lyrics every 5 minutes omg i'm so poetic
Posts STUPID Rap Song on her wall OOOMGG! Music is my life!
MIchael jackson dies... Immediately like all his music and make bullshit statuses
omg finals are so hard goes to community college
shares photos of african people omg i helped the world!
learns how to cook rice puts cooking into hobbies
has profilepicture of her boobs complains about girls on facebook being sluts
posts status in hopes of likes: Gets no likes posts status claiming profile was hacked to cover up fail
says she likes rock music ipod full of glee & jb
OMg what if sopa is what the mayans were talking about
'Guess What' 'Don't Even Ask'
GOES ON SOMEONE ELSES FACEBOOK WHILE THEY'RE NOT LOOKING I TOTALLY HACKED IT.
OMG 1 WEEK! <3 <3 YOU'RE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE!!
profile has 2 last names neither is correct
5 days Counts down the days
Loses Argument Deletes Comments
got a tumblr guys <33 omggg follow mee ~ so addicted!
like - you seem really nice dislike - we don't talk
LOL GOING TO STARBUCKS 278 new photos uploaded
Weather changes omg status update~!!1~
Like my status and i'll tell you if you're cute lol <3
Omg biggest footloose faN ever<3 never seen original
Says she's too cool for school has to attend it by law.
gets a new boyfriend an hour ago updates 'anniversary'
Posts facebook status about how sad she is 'I don't wanna talk about it'
smokes weed once omg im such a pothead!
JUST BROKE UP WITH A BOYFRIEND FOR THE 58TH TIME POSTS FOREVER ALONE STATUS
$800 Nikon camera only takes pictures of herself and food
boyz are such pigz omfg!!1!! wut happened to class?!1!1 HAS cleavage showing in every pic
I HATE MY LIFE! WAITS FOR FRIENDS telling how much they love her
WANTS more equal rights for women Complains men don't treat them like princesses anymore
Puts a quote she found on some random site 25 likes and is the new confucius
LINKIN PARK OMGZZ I <33 UNDERGROUND MUSIC
Shares picture 'Omg i luv jesus
PRIVATE JOKE WRITES ON FB EXPECTING EVERYONE TO KNOW
Rolling stones t-shirt no clue who they actually are
Uses hashtags on every status
'i'm gonna delete some of my friends:(...' please be me
Friend leaves their facebook on hackedd ily!!! <3
Never heard of steve jobs before posts 'rip steve' on facebook
Gets full ride to university misspells why
Omgz I luv my BF Happy 1 week
gets dumped spam facebook with quotes
Writes YOLO all over facebook dies
omg  #yolo
'OMG its so hot outside!' Post it every single day on facebook
OMG MUSIC IS MY LIIIIIFFFFEEE <3 LIKES; JUSTIN BIEBER
gets complimented on facebook says she's ugly just to get complimented again
'LMS for truth' 'i don't know you
Starts learning spanish at schoool Adds spanish to her languages information
Installs instagram app on her smart phone adds 'professional photographer' to her employer information
omg i LOVE DRUM AND BASS WHATS JUNGLE?
OMG I'M SO UGLY!!!!11! *has an album titled 'me<333' with 5000 pictures
posts screen caps of text messages with best friend unaware that nobody cares
Runs out of toilet paper during dump posts to facebook asking for someone to bring more
cant stop thinking about him!! Never says who
takes an arrow ın the knee posts ıt on facebook
Gets annoying facebook girl posted on her status 'Likes'
DRINK ONE SMIRNOFF ICE OMG! GOT SOOO DRUNK LAST NIGHT!
education: harverd
Needs male attention Sets sexual orientation to bi
Religious views: christian political views: don't care
my boyfriend is on family vacation '8 days! <3'
'i llllllove you!' emphasize the vowels
Books: The Bible Never actually read it
OMG at the club with all these boys!i'm so slutty. Not shared via mobile
347 photos all duck-faced
Says 'I love you' to boyfriend started dating 4 hours ago
'chilling with no make-up!' has crazy tan
Gets outsmarted in conversation 'ugh omg delete all this!1!1!!1'
Take a picture of a lawn chair add it to an album called 'photography'
'OMG I HATE BOYSS' HAS A BOYFRIEND 5 MINUTES LATER
thinks is helping society SHARING PHOTOS of sick people WITH A SAD TEXT ON FACEBOOK
says she's a huge ac/dc fan only song she knows is 'stairway to heaven'... wait
Starts a fight on facebook claims to hate facebook drama
listens to little wayne 'music is my life'
Types in status 'my life is ruined' Few minutes later types 'omg best day ever'
'cheesesausagemuffin' LOL im so random
Uggh Such an irritating dayy! no job
GETS PREGNANT tries using FACEBOOK to find the father
posts random lyrics and poems i'm so deep
'OMGZ! i LOVE MY BOYFRIEND SOOOOO MUCH!! <3' Only 11 years old
has a profile pic where all her friends look like shit EXCEPT HER
uploads photo puts caption as song lyric that has nothing  to do with anything
ommg im; sooi drunnk! I musst poost a statuus!
doesn't have twitter hashtags everything
HAS a conversation on boyfriend's wall boyfriend is AVAILABLE on chat. And Phone.
PLays farmville OMG i'm such a G33k g@m3r!!
My phone is 6 months old OMG it is sOOO old i need a new one
DOESN'T understand sopa makes sopa status to join in
Liked Invisible Children Page. Saved Africa
Political opinion : Christian Religion : republican
Take poem off of the internet Take credit so that everyone thinks im a poet
ANIMAL ACTIVIST ON FB HASNT FED THE CAT IN A WEEK THOUGH
flirts with random guy relationship status--'its Complicated'
has minor argument with friend 'life is so hard'
omg people are making memes of my face?? can i tag myself in them???
Wears a rolling stones shirt doesn't know who mick jagger is
'OMG i'm so stressed out and have no time to get anything done' (spent 10 hours on facebook today)
take pictures in black and white. add to interests: photography
smokes weed once musical interests: bob marley
TAKE CLEAR PICTURE OF SELF EDIT IT TO MAKE IT OVEREXPOSED AND BLURRY
to be honest
'i hate sluts' posts whole album of her and different guys
DUBSTEP? THATS MY FAVORITE BAND!
I'm getting SOooo hammered tonight! Dies
I hate indirect statuses about me!!1!! *Writes indirect status*
*Wears super slutty outfit* OMG guys are such creepy pervs
Why do you waste your life on the internet? Always on facebook
friend begins to choke takes picture and uploads
OMG
played call of duty once 'im such a gamer lol'
sneaks beer from her parents 10 status updates in same night about how she's so drunk
mad at one guy posts something saying all guys are douche bags
more photos of herself than number of friends more than 1000 friends
talks about how shes so fat posts pictures on facebook in a bikini
Most beautiful teen contest entered 27 times
watches kony video and has sudden urge to save the world watches jersey shore 5 minutes later
Hung out once Besties <3
Wears a push-up bra to the gym 'omg guys at the gym are such perves!'
wants her friend to call her posts it on her facebook wall
everyyy worddd endsss innn repeateddd lettersss
WENT TO NYC OMG  I'VE SEEN SO MANY DIFFERENT CULTURES THE WORLD IS LIKE SO DIVERSE
Loses Argument Deletes friend
goes to a market two miles away makes a check in on facebook
has one mutual friend add you
See's an arrow to the knee status Replies with 'Get well soon'
TBH I don't know you
SICK OF EVERYBODY'S DRAMA I'M DELETING FACEBOOK REACTIVATED 20 MINS LATER
uses hashtags on facebook omg so cool
Sets status to 'best day of my life' because she made cookies
Has family on facebook brother
Writes 'soo boreed' every day gets mad when people reply 'get a damn job!'
I got 2 likes on facebook i'm famous
OMG I know your little Sister! Friend request sent
WORST LIFE EVER Actually lives like a princess
just went for a 1 hour dance course. dance is my life
god i hate drama in response to drama she started
Stupid Inside Joke Quote As a status
philosophical views on life 13 years old
MAKES photo album: 'back in the day' 11 years old
'I'm a girl that likes to speak her mind' Likes pages to be passive aggressive
Generic attention-seeking status ''don't want to talk about it!''
uploads internet puppy pic tags 500 friends
Gets B+ in FB Report Card Suicide
'text me!' Never answers
take make-out photos with gay friend omg i'm so slutty
FIRST NAME MIDDLE NAME
i just blinked! i should totally post that on facebook
OH YOUR BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH YOU? BLAME THE ENTIRE MALE RACE
'omg shut up about 420. I hate all drugs' 'Gonna drink so much alcohol tonight'
Posts link about kony thinks uganda is in asia
posts stuff about true love on facebook makes out with like 10 guys on a party
'OMG RIP Whitney Houston' NEVER LISTENED TO ANY OF HER SONGS
Pregnant write status' to unborn child
Uses the phrase 'That awkward moment when...' moment is completely normal
Uploads a picture of herself tags  549 friends of her that are not in the picture
just broke up with my boyfriend fb status: divorced
'500 likes and i will delete facebook' gets 800 but never deletes it
Sketchy link?  click it and share lol
anyone who talks to me is a creeper
has formspring complains about people posting on it anonymously
has never posted anything without a <3 or a smiley face
Gets insulted in public makes a huge deal about it in facebook
Spring: Omggz can't wait til summerr | Summer: Omgg why iz it so hot out?? Fall: omgz miss summer soo much | Winter: wtff why iz it so cold out??
COMPLAINS ABOUT NOT HAVING SEX KEEPS GUY IN THE FRIEND ZONE
posts about cancer awareness never donates a dime to cancer research
You're playing video games? obsessed much? omg!! hunger gamez!!!!!!!!
posts about how there are no nice guys dates the biggest assholes
'omg so angry right now!!' 'what's up hun?' 'oh nothing i'll text you about it'
barely knows 2 songs of nirvana omg happy birthday kurt i love u! <3<3
WRITES STATUS COMPLAINING ABOUT PEOPLE SHE HATES IS DESCRIBING HERSELF
'U GUYZ ARE SO IMMATURE!' constantly posts pics of her with her 'Best fraaaaanz'
sends you 164 farmville requests doesn't reply to message
ew english class iz so booring right now art iz so much funner
Noodles lol im so random
Wants to go to the bathroom creates an event about it
:( Every fifth status update
'like this if you agree' likes her own status
OMG YOU WANNA BE MY SISTER ON FACEBOOK?
hATES FACEBOOK POSTS ABOUT SNOW mAKES FACEBOOK POST ABOUT HATING FACEBOOK POSTS ABOUT SNOW
Have you heard deadmau-five? oh really? i've heard it pronounced both ways
my boyfriend broke up make 50 statuses about how much i hate him
breathing become a fan
Changes Relationship status broke up after a week
Omg 9/11 i remember that it was like so sad  Was only 2 years old when it happened
OWS DIGITAL CAMERA AND KNOWS HOW TO USE PICNIK CREATES HER OWN PHOTOGRAPHY COMPANY PAGE
Listens to 2 songs by a band 'OMMGGG tehre lyk my fav band EVAAAA!!! XOXOXO ilyYYY <3333'
Goes for a walk in the park Posts 55 gym motivational memes and 20 selfies sweating on a park bench.
posts  a  common sense/ clever saying asks where she should get it tattooed
says something unbelieveable and amazing happened. 
says she hates drama main cause of it
You're taking algebra in college? i took that in middle school
complains about facebook drama writes statuses about people
I TRIED SO HARD FOR U BB BUT IM GIVING UP
pUTS UP A PICTURE OF GOD AND SATAN 'LIKE AND SHARE FOR GOD'
Comment on meme on facebook: 'SOOOOOOOOO TRueeeeeeeeeeeee'
Press like if you think everyone is beautiful Laugh at fat people on tv
35 photo albums of self holding camera at arms length
OMG I LOVE COUNTRY MUSIC TAYLOR SWIFT AND LADY ANTEBELLUM
gets proven wrong 'Omg get a life u nerd!!!!!1'
who the heck is steve jobs??!! Via facebook for iphone
Has 1000 Facebook friends Knows 7 people
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  i missed 11:11 on 11/11/11
omg my life is so terrible tags pic of new car same day
OMG 12 YEAR OLDS ARE SOOO IMMATURE IS 11
TYPES PASSWORD IN WITH CAPS LOCK ON OMG IVE BEEN HACKED
13 and pregnant lol i'm so randomz
my grandma died :(
Status: Woo! GO teAM! Doesn't watch a minute of game
Mario for Halloween Has Never played Mario
pic - 'no makeup on!' obviously wearing makeup
spaghetti noodles and dinosaur chipmunks rawr :3 lol sorry pardon my randomness
DRAW OUT RANDOM LETTERS FOR NO REASONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Languages SPOKEN Irony and Sarcasm (Fluent)
'Z0MAGEE IM S00 AWKARD!!!!' be the most popular girl in school
Gets stung by a bee. . . OMmmg I have to tell all my FB friends!
One picture with popular girl profile picture for LIFE
puts spaces between punctuation 
omg i work too much works 10 hours a week at wendys
posts picture of self in bikini im so fat :(
Posts Pitbull Concert Tickets Thinks she has a good taste of music
'OMG I'M SO HIGH' FROM SECOND HAND SMOKE
says she hates metal because she can't understand the lyrics listens to gangnam style all day
'omg i hate fake friends!' has 2986 facebook friends
' Videogames are such a waste of time! ' Spends 12 hours on facebook
mixes pepsi and coke together *yolo*
Can't listen to her favourite song on youtube in 720p 'omg windows is a piece of shit'
meets hot guy in street 'in a relationship'
complains about facebook on facebook
TOOK OUT OF FOCUS PHOTOGRAPH OF TRAFFIC LIGHTS CHANGES CAREER INFORMATION TO ARTIST
k you're like 12 is 13
'I luv u babi' 'i love you too baby' 10 minutes later: relationship status changed to single
KNOWS SHE LOST AN ARGUMENT DELETES YOUR COMMENTS
posts pic of her flat ass on facebook Friends go like 'omg dat asssss <3 <3 <3 <3 <3'
Posts annoying status to get attention from people complains when people look at it and calls them creepers
'OMFG! FML!' Has boyfriend
EWWW i hate facebook creepers Post 13 new bikini photos
Posts status with god in it instant 20 likes
says FRESHMEN ARE ANNOYING  IS A SOPHOMORE
friend posts long depressing status thats deep lol ;)
Uses hashtag not on twitter
LIEK OMG!! I LOVE DEAD MAU FIVE!!!
posts: had a crappy day.... :( :( :( i hate life. no one cares about me. friend posts: what happened? replies: don't wanna talk about it.
LIKES HER OWN STATUS OMG I'M SO INTERESTING!!!!!
OMG!!! I love my itouch!!1!1!!! Its like they made a pocket sized ipad!!1!1!
weather changes omg! must inform everyone on facebook because they have no windows
Complains about being forever alone is 11 years old
Chats with other girls on her photos OMG
500 photos 500 duck faces
Buys overpriced lens and camera makes fb album name 'test shots' so that everyone knows
BEGS PEOPLE TO LIKE HER PHOTO OMG I'M SO BEAUTIFUL
OMG I HATE FRESHMEN they are so annoying!!!!1111 wAS A FRESHMAN three mONTHS AGO
Listened to one of the beatles' songs omgz i'm such a hippie!!!
Listens to one song Omg I luV this band
makes a sad status tells people not to ask what HAPPENED
status: omg
BOY DOESN'T TEXT BACK IMMEDIATELY STATUS: ALL MEN ARE SCUM FACT
is pregnant makes status about how much she loves being a mom
vague status about the secret to relationships has never had consentual sex
STARTS STATUS IN THIRD PERSON CHANGES TO FIRST PERSON HALFWAY THROUGH
Harvest moon? COPIED FARMVILLE
It's snowing lol global warming is fake
OMG DINNER'S READY!!! new photo album!!!!
just bought the most expensive phone on the planet! oh wait....it doesn't have a facebook app?!  FUUUUUUU!
Favorite Books LYK
CAN WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE LIKE SHOOTING STARS
her and her bff blow up your entire news feed with status' 'lolz ppl can see how much fun we r 2gether!!11!! hahah omg lolol'
says they're leaving facebook posts about it on facebook... then never leaves.
Meets a new 'soulmate' twice a month
oh my god whats wrong with kids today
how can people say they scored more than 100% on iq test? I'm happy with my 87%
DIVULGES SORDID DETAILS OF SEX LIFE CRIES WHEN CALLED OUT ON IT
DRINKING EnERgy drinks writes it everywhere
'i hate everyone!' accepts 6 friend requests
I'm so heartbroken... new boyfriend next day
OMG fall is my favorite season!!! #falling leaves #hot cocoa #apple pie #sweaters Lives in Florida
*Posts a song quote* that'll show him!
Never talked at school sends friend request
have one italian class UPDATES LANGUAGE ON FACEBOOK
947 pictures of me doing the same pose? NOT ENOUGH
pretends to hate twilight so everyone likes her
reading books is for geeks! 3 months later: omg i loooove the hunger games! I read all the books!
CHANGE TIMELINE COVER PHOTO EVERYDAY
OMG like in 3 sec if love Jesus<3 ignore if you don't <\3
April 20th omgeeeeee
complains that talking about kony is a waste of time posts a picture of their cat
OMG OLD MUSIC IS SO MUCH MORE MEANINGFUL IS TALKING ABOUT AVRIL LAVIGNE
Hates facebook Sluts Inbox me a number to see if i would date or pass
Every Metal Song Sounds The Same. It's so lame. Listens to dubstep
UPLOADS AN'OMG I AM SO UGLY' STATUS WAITS FOR HER FRIENDS TO TELL HER HOW BEAUTIFUL SHE IS
Drank to much yesterday udate status complaing about hangovers
Finds paragraph supporting parent's political views puts as status to look smart
online on the chat huge conversation on the wall so everyone can read
omg going out with the girrrls toniGht!!!!! uploads 210 drunken bar pictures
Went to taco bell 100 new photos
'OMG DOESN'T ANYONE TYPE CORRECTLY?!' typ3$ 1yk3 th1s
Like my status for a like and dislike! <3333 Like: you're super pretty dislike: We never hang out
I am so ghetto 7th grader who only drinks fiji water
hasn't watched one football game all year goes crazy on superbowl sunday
only 9 selfies and 200 likes today
i'm having a bad week better constantly update my status about it
puts on BANDANNA  #thuglife
spends all money online shopping complains about being broke.
learned to use a meme generator 'must make memes about everyonee!!!'
Goes to new york immediately becomes fan of NY Rangers
HEY! Wrong hole!
shares kony 2012 film omg i am an activist
Best friend is listed as spouse And sister
is on facebook uses hastags
Enjoys order in some small aspect of life OMG I'M SO OCD
Boyfriend says something on facebook? LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE LIKE
RECENTLY FOUND OUT WHAT MEMES ARE POSTS THEM ALL OVER FACEBOOK
TAKES Picture in batHRoom Mirror Says she is a model
uploads picture no one likes - deletes
OMG
FACEBOOK STATUS 'I HATE LIES' POSTS HER HOROSCOPE EVERY DAY
I HATE MATERIALIstic people VIA IPAD
bitches about how creepy her ex BF is stalks his facebook
takes picture of the sun OMG PHOTOGRAPHY IS MY LIFE !!1!!
gets ipod for christmas adds 'dj' to activities
know the fast part of baby (justin bieber song) omg im a rapper
Relationship Status: Married Dating for twenty minutes
he nicely proved me wrong omg gtfo i'm ignoring you
gets mw3 Omg just got mw3 lol Im such a nerd
posts about relationship 50 times a day
ADDs all her bestest friends forevar as relatives and spouses
writes her own philosophical status found it on google from a  writer she's never heard about
goes to starbucks uploads 30K photos
OMG I LOVE THIS BAND BUT I ONLY KNOW 1 SONG
gonna sleep early posted at 2 am
omg this picture is sooo funny takes picture of screen with phone
Went from 'in a relationship' to 'single' song lyrics everywhere
Im SO0O0O DRUNK TXT IT~! HAD ONE SIP OF BEER FOAM
Omgawd i luv ma boyfrand!!1!! 10/7/11 *Current date 10/11/11
''I'M SO UNPHOTOGENIC!'' 8436 PHOTOS OF HERSELF IN BATHROOM
OMGZ STEVE JOBS DIED?! WILL MY IPHONE STILL WORK?!?!
Not spoken to ex in months block him on FB and have friends harass him
asks for everyone to comment on her wall hardly ever visits anyone elses profile
- Puts number in post - Bored text it up <3
Google Plus? Nothing beats facebook!
OMG WE SHOULD TOTALLY HANG OUT!
Installed windows for the first time omg i'm a technician
wrong bmw wtf dad!?? ughh i hate my parentzz
drama post on facebok and claim that you dont want to talk about it
'OMG I GOT A NEW JOBB!' FATHER ASKED IF SHE CAN WASH THE CAR
relationship status: 'it's complicated' is in 7th grade
Sees post about religion different from hers becomes preacher
Takes  slutty picture 'No make up Don't make fun!'
Hunger games is showing... read summary of the 3 books 'i have read all hunger games books'
first sunny day tell facebook im tanning
hurricane and earthquake on the same week omgz!!1!! 2012 is coming!!!1!!!
Posts statuses trying to seem intelligent Posts pictures with alcohol or flipping middle finger.
Wears Glasses in profile pic I'm SUCH a hipSTER!!
Thinks the band members are hot Votes them as best musicians
'OMG i hate immature ppl!!!' next status:  'ZOMGOMGOMG twilight's on tv im sooooo happyyyy!!!!!'
OMG why doesnt friendpool protest against SOPA?
chooses to stay up until 4am on facebook omggg insomnia sucksss :[
Facebook i hate you USES it all day long
stays on facebook until 5 am omgggg insomniaaaaaa
Tags self in boyfriend's bed Every single night
K cool no1 lykes yew get a life bye!
Takes hundreds of pictures at party next day comments: omg i don't remember any of these!
OMG I HATE FAKE FRIENDS HAS 4834 FACEBOOK FRIENDS
ohmahgawd Let me post another selfie!
'omg 12 year olds are so immature' is 11
Sisters on facebook Hate eachother in real life
Wears glasses OMG! I'm so nerdy
goes on chat roulette doesnt show anyone her boobs
sits on facebook all night ugh
1 week anniversary  omg bby i luv u <3
Edits 'education' on facebook 'hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry'
omg i hate fake friends has 1472 facebook friends
goes to starbucks posts 100 pics holding the coffee
says she's a 90's kid born in 1999
posts problems on facebook and gets comments rages and tells people to mind their own business
says twitter is better than facebook makes status about it
privacy settings too confusing change last name
OMG IM SO UGLY!! Waits for Compliments
WANTS TO TAKE A PHOTO WITH YOU CROPS YOU WHILE UPLOADING IT AS PROFILE PICTURE
READS ABOUT WHITney's death POSTs Oprah's Picture instead
READ NOTICE ABOUT SOPA/PIPA OMG!1!!! WE R LEGION
+I have the best boyfriend in the whole world! Broken up 5 times already
breaks up with boy 'i hate BOYS they are all the same' dates same guy again as if shits changed in a day
OMG! GUYS ARE ALL THE SAME is 13 and has only had 1 boyfriend
Laughs About memes on facebook does not even know 4chan
'i don't know them' friend request accepted!
'OMG I HATE THIS KONY GUY WHAT A SICK BASTARD LETS END IT IN 2012!' DOESNT DO SHIT
posts status about Kony2012 can't point to uganda on a map
3 Months older than boyfriend 'omg i am such a cougar!'
posts status complaining about sluts sleeps with every guy she meets
TBH I love you and we need to hang more!
posts a picture of her making a stupid face waits for friends to say she's cute
listened to arctic monkeys becomes indie kid
Omg i'm such a 90's kid!! i was born dec. 31st 1999!!!!
OMG 2012! WE ARE LIKE GoNNA DIE!!!
fIRST TIME IN THE CHURCH status: omg i love so much jesus <3
11:11 pm txt it
smoked one cigarette posts on facebook that she's a smoker
political views 'i don't care'
posts random quote in her status
born on 1999 omg im such a 90s kid
FB IS DOWN WTF'S SOPA
finds a friend's photo on fb that she took asks who that 'talented' photographer is
Stupid Internet Websites keep coming up with the letters blAcked out >-< ANGRY
-.- nobody replies
I love editing pics uses picnik
I <3 my bf!!!!! been dating for 1 day
Takes 1000 black and white pictures of herself  omg im such a photographerrr
BROKe UP WITH BOYFRIEND UPDATE status every 10 minute
OMG the 90's were so awesome born on November 26th 1997
SCRIBBLES OUT CLEAVAGE IN ONE PIC  CLEARLY EXPOSES CLEAVAGE IN OTHER 197 PHOTOS
I miss the simple times as a kid :( I'm 12
'I'M SO UGLY' MILLIONS OF FRIENDS WRITE ENCOURAGING BULLSHIT COMMENTS
hung out with him once planning marriage
Only listens to michael buble during the holidays omg i looove michael buble
profile picture description: 'OMG WHY I LOOK SO UGLY? :('
Finds out about 9gag shares all posts on facebook
POSt 9gag on facebook i am a troll
Drink a glass of champagne I'm so drunk post it on facebook
Hobbies include 'Photography' Nothing but 780 blurry pics of her eyeball
'OMGZ gurlz r so slutty these dayz' Profile picture is of her with her boobs spilling out
posts popular song lyrics omgz im so deep!!1!
Getz pregnant on fb posts thousands of pictures of belly gettin fatter
11:11 ON 11/11/11 tHIS ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY 1000 YEARS!
'i hope i find a right person before i die!!' she's 13
Says she speaks french 'Voulez vous coucher avec moi'
DATING A GUY FOR TWO WEEKS OMG IM SOOO IN LUVVV!!!!
excited status update about seeing panic at the disco! it's 2011
Go restaurant 100 new pictures
Post something 'likes it'
Uff life sucks shut up i dont want to talk aboutit
I miss the simple times as a kid :( I'm 12
occupy... farmville
Political expert 15 years old
has relationship status on 'its complicated' thinks it makes people recognize her as complex and deep
16th Birthday OMFG I'm soooo old
I'm sexy and I know it LOL song was written about me
goes to: hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry
white chicks trying to look black yea
69 frINDS ONLINE! LOOOL!!11!
POSTS PICTURE OF HER SITTING IN A TREE WITH A SERIOUS FACE MODEL!
LIKE OMG THANK YOU DADDY FOR THE NEW MACBOOK PRO! NOW I CAN TAKE PICTURES OF MYSELF IN Photo booth!
posts tons of skanky pictures and flirty statuses '...ONLY THING A GIRL SHOULD CHASE IS A SHOT <3'
says she hates guys texting one right now
Hear this new song today best song evaahh
LOLZ I GOT AWAY WIV LYIN 2 MY BOYF!! IM SUCH A NORTY GURL! OMIGOD MY BOYF LIED 2 m3! MI <3 IS BROKE! (sets status to single)
this is the 57th photo I took of myself sitting in the drivers seat.... People need to see this!!!
photo album called ''back in the days'' 14 years old
spaghetti pops
GRAMMA ON FACEBOOK? OMG GRAMMA I LUV U (BLOCK
'Accidentally' leave facebook open and friends write status about them lol everybody look
gets in a relationship every day
Listens to justin bieber all day listens to one song of queen.I must tottaly like their fanpage
Post contains more exclamation points than words
omg your so fake get a life *never says who it's directed towards just wants attention
Exclamation mark? How about fourteen of them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Likes photo of a girl with cancer omg i'm so helping people around the world
you're vegan?  Is it hard?  what do you eat?  do you miss cheese? omg this guy couldn't shut up about being vegan!
OMG!!! my parents just told me we're moving to canada!! it's like
I HATE LIKE WHORES LIKE IF YOU AGREE
posts meme about kony thinks it's original
Posts something of kony on facebook OMg!! Im a reporter! LOL!!!
Omg u camhorz r all the same check out my new eyelinerrrrrr
Takes a pic in thick rimmed glasses omg i'm such a geek lol
'I don't go to the bars that often anymore' Status 4 days a week - 'OUT WITH BESTIES TONIGHT!'
Hates when people have something to say about her life always posting every detail of it
omg there's a spider in my room someone come by and kill it
OMG SOFA!? SAVE THE INTERNET!
some hair falls out when brushing makes status:omg guys i think i have cancer!
discovers a new band shares all their videos in less than an hour
use google chromeo omg i know everything about computers
Invites to event Not actually attending
goes to a party spends the whole time talking about it on facebook
Says 'umad?' Lol im such a troLl
posts picture with cleavage ignores all comments
OMG I LOVE TO READ TWILIGHT IS MA FAVE
OMG! ERASE THAT! I LOOK UGLY!! DOESN'T ERASE TAG
Doesn't Want to hear cover songs Supports sopa
goes to starbucks posts 156349685 pictures
Reads annoying fb girl meme Doesn't get it
No one like Profile pic in 14 mins Delete & upload a better one
posts quote from sex & the City  omg im carrie bradshaw
Gets new blackberry hundreds of new mobile uploads!!!!!!!
GOT NEW PHONE MAKES EVENT ASKING FOR PHONE NUMBERS
Omg guyz im the luckyest wyfe evar next day.. 'So depressed'
Posts About how upset she is Doesn't tell anyone why
CHANGE PROFILE PICTURE EVERY SINGLE DAY! due to my low self esteem
send that text to 20 people wont die ever
LLAMA! *holds up spork* lol im so randum xD
Releases shift key before 1 key LMFAO!!!!!!!!111
get a life omg i haven't checked facebook all day
omg i hate jb he's such a fag likes his fan page
*changes relationship status from 'single' to 'in a relationship'* 'omg i love my boyfriend soo much! 4eva and eva babe!!'
Attempt to post an intellectual comment fail to make a grammatically coherent sentence.
say's that im ugly just so other say im pretty
30 statuses about obama Never voted
Tired from the gym Did 5000 situps and 2000 phone closes
post lyrics from lil wayne song omg i'm so deep
HP7P2!!!! Wait i thought sirius was bad?
changing the political world one status update at a time
omg there are so many asians at my school
Wishes mom a happy mother day on facebook mom doesn't use facebook
it's ok to put someone's genitals in your mouth but using the 2sec rule to eat something off the floor is omg 'totally gross'
posts about sex life 'Pls stay out of my sex life'
Responds to a post with: 'Your dumb' Doesn't see the irony
has a skype conversation  uploads a million ppictures of it
wears suggestive clothing on chatroulette omgz im an internet sensation
got 99 problems and they're all on my facebook
takes slutty pictures 'omg i hate girls who expose their bodies on fb like get some dignity u ho's'
Broke up Posts un-godly amount of Adele lyrics
I HATE THIS PHOTO OF ME SETS AS PROFILE PICTURE AND SHARES
slightly bends over in every photo still has no boobs
posts inspirational quote about life along with a pic the pic is just her
likes a picture of jesus covered in blood Omg im going to heaven
first day of having a boyfriend omg i love him so much!!
Takes picture of herself in a bikini 'OMG i'm so ugly!'
Takes self picture in mirror living young wild and free #yolo
posts generic overused quote that vaguely relates to some trival event in her life ges 100 likes
like the pic not the link
Has 76 facebook family members not related to a single one
New hair guys!!!!!!!!!!! infinite photos
WRITEZ' LIKEE' DIS Complains when other people write like that
It`s november and it`s raining Time to listen
Kony? I could go for a hotdog
REPOSTED THE KONY 2012 VIDEO THOUGHT A KONY WAS A TYPE OF HOT DOG UNTIL 12 MINUTES AGO
its my birthday i need attention
never seen the office claims to work at dunder mifflin
posts a status in facebook likes it herself
talks about how she is ugly posts pictures only of her face
'i hate stupid people!!!' the feeling's mutual...
Status: Today sucked!!! Don't ask!
Everyone posts status about kony 2012 also decides to post the video even though she never watched it
went to a party OMG BEST NIGHT EVER.
Spends every class on Perez hilton and facebook 'OMG this prof literally didn't teach us anything'
makes vague status about emotional turmoil i dont want to talk about it
OMGGGGG SUPRBOWL!!!!1 sooo ready POSTS PICTURE WITH JUST BLACK CHALK UNDER HER EYES.
used google chrome omg i know everything about computers!
morphs her boyfriend's face with hers to see what their kids will look like Posts it on facebook and twitter
Posts status saying had worst day ever doesnt't say whats wrong
NEEDS ATTENTION SPAMS FRIENDS WALLS WITH MEMES
omg my status got so many likes!!!!!1 Copied someone populars fb status and made it not visible to them or mutual friends.
ITS snowing outside post facebook status about it snowing outside.
annoying facebook girl is now married with her best friend
Scores 10 at the exam asks everybody their grades
kisses guy at a party changes facebook relationship status to 'it's complicated'
I love my bf!!! <3 Been dating for 8 days
im fat waits for people to disagree
omg i hate insomnia 9:00 P.M.
plays popular video game omg im such a  nerddd!!11!1
complains about no bra january have dirtiest pics on facebook
If i get 100 likes i will say who i am in love with *only get 3 likes*
OMG SUMMER 2K11!!! <3
post a stolen quote about relationships instant dr. phil
OMG I AM AT THE SUPERMARKET ON MY STreet Gotta check in
He liked my photo omg he loves me
complains about people using facebook too much updates status every 2 minutes
Plans for this evening gratuitously phrased in the form of a question? i think so!
Don't stop believing by glee???
Takes pictures with red cup its empty
poke poke poke poke poke poke poke
'Lms for a truth' to scared to tell the real truth
like and ill write you a sentance deletes status because too many likes
STATUS: 'I HOPE SOMEDAY I FIND SOMEONE' 56 guys respond
Complains about the cost of school on facebook rich parents have paid for all of it
SEES GIRL SPAMMING WITH HORRIBLE MUSIC POSTS THIS PIC HOPING SHE WILL UNDERSTAND
I'm kind of like a spelling natzi
Posts quotes fails to sound smart.
teh interwebz r so funneh posts lolcats
saw 9/11 quote... omg! I have to tell all my fb friends
has really embarassing story makes it her status
Need to have a serious conversation 'Hey do you have a facebook?'
Thousands of sharks KILLED SENSELESSLY each day SHARK WEEK U GUYZ!
Not spoken to ex in months Block him on FB and play him up as \'creeper\'
Omg why can't some people get a life Is logged in on facebook for 3 days straight
GOES TO MCDONALDS WITH FRIENDS 'OMG
posts status via mobile to make it seem like she's out and about is actually at home in her pjs
single
guy smiles at me omg we'll have beautiful kids
READS HER ASTROLOGICAL personality description omg so me !!1!
omg i hate fake friends! has 4
'No makeup guys!' HAS INCH THICK OF EYELINER
Whoever this chick really is must hate herself for this picture
we have to like this post to cure cancer!
Downloads Instagram OMG!! i'm a pro photographer!!!!!!
omg i hate all drugz!!!!  addicted to COFFEe
omg omg i love my boyfriend soooo much. he is a keeper dumps him a week later
gets drunk for the first time posts status saying 'sotally tober!!'
hears band for the first time 'likes' them
Puts words on a Picture Calls it a meme
20+ LIKES ON EVERY OF MY STATUS MY LIFE IS SOO AWSOOMEE
posts a picture saying keep calm hit the bong omg i know all about smoking
OMG 1 LIKE MUST BE TRENDING
'omg like
mustttt talkkkkk likeeeee thisssss
HI
If you have a heart
Upload picture of a new hair cut Put caption 'I miss my long hair'
Makes status saying 'Like 4 inbox
omg im so ugly tweets 9 bikini pictures for attention
sees 'kony2012' Omg i didnt know there was another gop candidate!
UPLOADS A PICTURE OF HERSELF AND SAYS 'EW'
steve jobs dies suddently apple fan
attracted to jerks constantly post 'omg i hate men so much!'
Virus Found in your system presses close
listens to band posts all of their lyrics on facebook
OMG! JUSTIN BIEBER ACCEPTED MY FRIEND REQUEST!
has more than 3000 friends  knows just her mom
shares picture of obama with donuts lol politically active
eats sushi for first time 152 pictures
updates status to 'tipsy :)' drank the neck of a beer
makes fun of cleaning lady cleaning lady is her mom
taking a shower update my facebook status
connectıon problem on facebook commıts Suicide
personal     messages? never heard of
LETS US KNOW SHES DOING SCHOOL WORK NOBODY CARES
not enough likes delete status
'I hate it when people like their status!' Likes status
emo mode: off hipster mode: on
Puts Cellphone number on FB complains about random people texting her
like my status
simplafys wurds maeking dem even harda 2 reed
Uses a hashtag in every facebook post
Single for 2 days 'iM SO UNLUVD'
takes a picture of herself eating nutella 'this is why i'm fat :('
Add you to tag you
Post famous quotes she will never know what they mean
low number of likes on status delete it
best friends on fb? 'married' as relationship status
quotes lyrics from generic rap song omg I am such a poet
OMg I have so much HW!! Communication MAjor
friend request: CuteAzz Brownbone Slim'Redzz aka (Laquisha Shaqua'fafa Love)
'likes' Dubstep Only knows of skrillex
Taking college level English class still talks 'liek dis 2 u' on facebook
mirror is broken cannot change profile picture now :(
Says is ugly Makes friends feel pitiful and write bullshit cliche comments on how beauty is its own thing
Truth is... *Only responds to two people*
signed up on tumblr omg i'm a unicorn
Dear tomorrow
norton just auto detected a virus oh ma gahd repost repost
Thinks 16 and pregnant  Is educational
1347 facebook friends talks to 12
posts pictures  of every meal she eats
that's  my butt
unfriends you and then sends you a friend request to get attention
sees trollface on my backback 'omg I love memes'
pucker lips get dicks
PLAYED CALL OF DUTY FOR 5 MINUTES 'i'M A GAMER'
Doens't know how to play guitar profile picture playing guitar
Surprising text above drooled-on text below
ah mah gawd justein beeber
Likes a song that isn't popular 'omg i'm such a hipster!'
walks into public restroom takes mirror pic
davy jones died? but i love pirates of the carribean
edits a photo using picnik or pizap omg i'm the best photo editor ever!!!
Listens to a Song OMG FAVORITE BAND <3
1000 friends on facebook same 4 in real life
friend begins to choke takes photo and uploads
I just Pooped
bashes her generation doesn't realize how instinctively awful humans are
See viral video made by one person assume wiser than entire us government
Posts status about someone they can't read it because they aren't even friends
every comment omg yess!!!
I feel soooo bad don't wanna talk about it
Truth is.... Lies and tells them how pretty they are
OMG
steals picture from tumblr posts them on facebook
drinks one beer 'OMG IM SO DRUNK!!!'
JUST DISCOVERED TROLLFACE WITH FACEBOOK OMG I KNOW ALL THE MEEEEMES!!
status:going on a ride with my horse ten minutes later *uploads 43 pictures with her horse*
I love being single! next post is about how she needs to find a man
'PATRIOTS!' don't know the rules to football
just had an argument with my boyfriend omg everyone in facebook must know it now!!!!!
OMG I'M SO IN LOVE WITH HIM BREAKS UP AFTER 3 DAYS
Posts 'WE ARE ANONYMOUS
Must get 100 facebook likes per day or she will die
Talking to friend on the phone post on their wall at same time
using a new profile picture and saying that you're ugly in that photo
Must post message to 10 friends or wish will not come true!
'OMGGG III HATEEE SCHOOLLLLL' In seventh grade
looks good in one picture Instant pro pic with 500 word quote about life as the description.
what is love?  oh yeah I know alL about that
Posts this is the worst day of her life Someone asks: I don't want to talk about It
messages you right before you go offline.
Omg i love vampires changes her last name for 'Cullen'
earthquake 5 minutes ago omg did anyone notice?
Omg MUST POsT ON FACEBOOK OR I'll die in 10 days
post on fb she has a problem but she replies she doesn't wanna talk about it
Puts facebook status complainig about whores make out with all the guys in her school
ATTEMPTED SEXY PROFILE PIC NEXT TO THE TOILET FORGOT TO FLUSH
posts inside joke as status gets annoyed when you respond
five snowflakes OMGZ IT'S SNOWING!!1!11
Worst day ever dont ask i dont want to talk about it
Omg I hate hipsters has a black and white profile picture
New shoes! Post it on facebook
Skrillex?!?? I Love That band!!
High school musical showing on disney channel omg that's my childhood
UGH SO MUCH DRAMA STARTED IT
'OMG EVRY1!  if you can see this you made the cut!!!' Doesn't delete a single friend.
Spends 5 min on garageband omgz im a dj
take 400 photos of my dog with instagram and post on facebook omg... should so totally be a photographer
silence is the loudest cry of all. OMG i'M SO DEEP!
Like my status if you've seen me drunk (pisshead
complains about people complaining on facebook was complaining the day before
edits profile picture with picnik cutie 4 lyf! txt it
OMG I bought black ops lmao i'm such a nerd hehe
OMG IT'S 11:11:11 Make a wish
56 Notifications Play more cafeworld
Gets pregnant Posts pics of Her sTomach getting fatter
I'M SO CYNICAL! I HATE EVERYONE! except for all my BEST friends
making a status about cancer doesn't donate to help research.
OMG taxes are soooo DUMB SOZ BABEZ Didnt meen to go all politikal on ya!!!1!!
*Listens to greatest hits album* 'omgg best band ever'
Why you dont want me on your friends list?
The beatles
tells entire friends list to like/comment Brags to entire friends list about likes/comments
MGMT? I LOVE 'KIDS'
sees meme 'omg
USE Auto mode and create my OWN fan page OMfG i'm a photographer
omg lollapalooza tonight!!!!11 <3 has never heard of jane's addiction
Do not like a post on facebook? Like and then dislike
OMG COUNTER STRIKE IS MY FAVV GAME  *Gamergirll*
tastes parent's wine 'omg wasteeeed!'
gets new piercing omg i'm such a pain junky
Posts Bias Political Status Gets angry and says 'end of conservation' when proven wrong
you unfriended me why? why?? why?!
omg i hate fake friends has 1472 facebook friends
omg i just met the love of my life breaks up a minute later
MAKES STATUS ABOUT AWFUL THING THAT HAPPENED DOESN'T TELL YOU WHAT IT IS
omg i hate it when ppl complain on facebook complains on facebook daily
'Everybody let's like this photo of a girl with a genetic disorder because she is beautiful!'  calls everybody ugly
'happy fathers day dad
Men are such pigs when they objectify women omg magic mike!!!
Gets in relationship posts everything she does as a couple
buys professional quality camera to take selfies for facebook
cat just took a shit omg posts about it on twitter
omg i love dubstep only knows one song by skrillex
'omg timeline is so lame' has more cover photos than photos
Goes out friday night posts every 5 minutes how drunk she is
spends all day on facebook posting inspiration quotes about becoming more productive complains about geting nothing done!
WHAT!? You want me to write in clearly ANd in complete sentences?
Posts a sad picture 'aww this made me cry! Subscribe me!'
MET BF YESTERDAY NOW FACEBOOK MARRIED
OMG!!! Titanic wuz real??? WTF?!?!?
HATES PEOPLE WHO RANT ON FACEBOOK RANTS ON FACEBOOK
Pokes friends constantly Complains about how much she hates being poked
Finds year old picture lol
Has over 250 friends only knows 20% in real life
CANT PLAY GAMES i GOT A LIFE LOLOLOLOOLOL!11! Always on facebook
'Haters gonna hate! <3' Only one person dislikes her.
misses bus feels the need to post a status about it
Posts more duck face pics doesnt get it when people respond with 'Boom!'
makes profile picture caption 'i am so ugly' deletes negative comments
GOES TO JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT CHANGES LAST NAME TO BIEBER ON FACEBOOK
MADE TOAST YOLO!!!
Got PREgnant Posts status about Not having no money to go out and get drunk
is single relationship status: 'it's complicated'
Like my status  if you've ever breathed
omg help save uganda from kony where's uganda?
Omg You're in a band? You should totally go on xFACTOR
says 'This food is amazing' takes picutre and post on facebook
I have 2346 Facebook friends Know 50 in real life!
Posts about no second chances makes out with ex sleeze bag boyfriend after school
OMG! FACEBOOK
Forwards kony2012 link while stepping over homeless person
like ohmygosh i read earlier about wars so glad the world isn't corrupt anymore
Uses hearts and emoticons in every post
omg this is like the best song ever posts rebecca black
brings wine to party omg i'm so classy!!!
'DON'T BE RACIST' REST OF STATUS USES RACIST STEREOTYPES
POST PICTURE 'cHILLIN WITH NO MAKE UP ON <33' HAS MAKE UP ON
He liked my status OH MY GOD
'YOLO!!!' DIES
Friend posts simple vegan recipe 'OMG i couldn't do that it's sooo much more work!!!!'
when dumped
Celebrity died suddenly a fan
makes huge status rant about girls who wear tight leggings wears yoga pants everyday
OMG I SO hate other people's drama
'im having a bad day' whats wrong? 'i dont wanna talk about it'
Posts anti sopa status adds 'political activist' to activities
'I'm such a good gamer' only plays facebook games
I need attention Lms
comment on ugly friends photo u r stunning
KNOWS ONLY CALIFORNICATION OMG! HUGE FAN OF RED HOT CHILLI PEPPERS!
omg it took you 18 seconds to respond!
OMG It's christmas! no shit sherlock
i'm bored... *cam whores
upload a HUNDREDS of her pic with makeup on and says 'Omg im so ugly'
i need update my state A fly was flying around me
No1 likes my status like your own status
240 photos at mcdonalds best day ever
OMG! I WEAR BIG GLASSES! I'm such a nerd
You blocked me on facebook and now you're going to Die
ENDs every sentence with LOL instead of period
post '7th graders are sooo stupid' and is in 8th grade
Really! Im half black!
Facebook status: all i want for christmas is you
POSTS FML STATUS hamster died
I AM SO BORED OF MEN HAD SEX WITH 15 DIFFEREND DUDES LAST NIGHT
Copy a PoeM TO STATUS OMG I AM SO DEEP!
POSTS STATUS 'IM SO UGLY' UPLOADS 300 SELFIES
Hears one band's song on the radio OMG!! I'M THEIR BIGGEST FAN!!
IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE ME AT MY WORST YOU DONT DESERVE ME AT MY BEST
write emo status annoyingly ask us to like
TRUTH IS....? OMG I CANT ANSWER THIS MANY
facebook friends with fake justin beiber 'omg everyone should be so jealous'
i may not b smart or pretty but look at all these picz of me in slutty santa outfit
'omg the co-founder of apple passed out!' 'rest in peace bill gates'
Writes angry status complains about troll comments
MW3 STOLE MY BOYFRIEND #omgz :(
11/11/11 1111 posts on fb
has sex posts ultrasound pics the next day
Hey guys! I guess i didn't know what DP meant.
POSTS SONG LYRICS DOESN'T KNOW WHEN TO STOP
Obsess about retaining battery life Breaks phone every two months
omg i <3 hp that must be dumbledore
gets a b- on and exam Brags on facebook about hows she going to fail
I complain about not being able to find a Good man even though I'm hot
Oh god... I found myself in meme form.... Bahahahaha
Posts and gets 5 likes I'm a celebrety
Wears sunglasses in her bathroom
LIKE THIS FOR THINGS I HATE ONLY POSTS INDIRECT STATUSES
makes insulting status about boyfriend a week later
lol guys look at this meme *likes* annoying facebook girl
pumpkin spice latte ready to start day
my status was about you and you liked it. awkwarddddddddddddddddd
see article posted by friend about geopolitics like without reading
add a guy i find interesting on facebook erase him after i find out he has a girlfriend
If I tagged you in this  i love you so much
Posts status about Partying with her 'Betches' Is 14
this is my o-face But I wouldn't know cuz I'm still a virgin.
OMG I LOVE THE 90'S BORN IN 1998
corrects people who use your instead of you're uses you're instead of your
abortion is wrong everyone should cherish life my bf just came home from killing iraqis omg missed him
Tags you in an unrelated photo OMG do you liek my photo?
Posts Status talking shit about people who post statuses talking Shit
Buys slr camera suddenly a photographer
KNOWS: spanish
like team's mascot 'i'm a huge sports fan'
Take picture and update my fbook 'last night was craaazy!!'
make 4 pottermore accounts hasn't read any harry potter book
He didn't text me back within 2 secs 'OH MY GOD HE HATES ME!!!'
after lıstenıng justın bıeber
'All you girlz need to stop bein' such hoes!' Currently on third babydaddy.
post pics of herself and lame bar friends never wears her wedding ring
omg!! i hate facebook so so much posted as facebook update
says no one cares only she DOESN'T care
I LIKED UR COMENT LIEK MINE!!!1
Tries to twerk Shits
Gets owned on facebook BloCks everyone
says we need the dislike button only because of the photos making fun of swag and yolo
shares pictures that say 'like' or 'share'
posts 200 pictures from lunch went to mcdonalds
fb year of birth 1912
uploads picture saying 'i'm ugly' instantly 50 comments.
turning 16 next week ''omggg im so ooold lol!!''
Bliebers are so pathetic. omg omfg!! one direction!! take me nowwww!!
SPRING BREAK IN DOMINICAN REPUBLIC 186 PICTURES OF SANDALS AND PURSES.
i'm cutting myself i must post it on facebook
I'm so bored who wants to text? ignores when you respond
Goes to a bar and has pepsi acts drunk
get's dumped because was a horrible gf spamm facebook with quotes
black and white profile picture 10 times sexier
parents buy her a new car for christmas status update 'omg i hate my parents!!' fml!!'
OMG GUYS WE NEED TO STOP KONY!! CAN'T POINT OUT UGANDA ON A MAP
POSTS STATUS ABOUT MEN HAVING TO RESPECT WOMEN POSTS SLUTTY BATHROOM PICS 1 HR LATER
Complains about guys posts more slutty pictures
Uploads 1000 instagram phots on facebook names the album: My Art
Posts 'everyone is beautiful' on saddening video of birth defect person 'omg u so ugly its like you have a birth defect'
Gets expensive camera still takes blurry photos
Adds random person 'DO I KNOW YOU!?'
on facebook can't chat because she's doing homework
over 2000 friends 'Do i know you?'
Finds out that the human was originally from africa becomes member of the club 'afro-americans'
omgz my parents took away my phone for sexting! my parents hate me!
OMG GUISE
WATCH BARCELONA'S MATCH ONCE NOW I'M FOOTBALL FANATIC
adds  a bunch of speech bubbles to a pic calls it a meme
Updates Her status Likes it
COMPLAINS ABOUT INTERNET LANGUAGE MISSPELLS EVERY WORD
Facebook Destroyer of identities since 2004
'omagod
no one knows one direction like me gets info from wikipedia page
uploads picture of her and friends omg i look so ugly but you look great!!!1!
MAKE A PICTURE OF THE SUNSET *CHANGE INTEREST INTO PHOTOGRAPHY*
OMg some 'one blew' up my notification 20 photos
omg i'm so hangover dont text
kony 2012? that's so two weeks ago!
There is a football game on acts like the number one fan on facebook
sees you liked her comment on a friend's status sends friends request
Mar 11 2012 dear diary he lasted over an hour!!
3> i couldn't figure out how to turn the 3 around!
Dont mess with me I play mafia wars
Commits crime brags on facebook
Taking my dog for a walk!!!!!  150 Pictures of dog pooping on someone else's lawn
grandpa died update status
I BRUSH MY TEETHZ EVERYDAY LOLOL IM SO OCD
My friends can't come to my kid's party throw bigger tantrum than my kid can
Shares her own Facebook Picture from months ago 'omg i look so ugly lolz xoxo'
JUST SAW YOU WRITES ON YOUR WALL
i dont make duck faces cuz im a lion *rawr*
3 'likes' on a picture of me the world loves me!!!
OMG! ITs snowing!!!!
Posts status about kony omfg im such a good person
OMG that yao ming guy totally looks like yao ming
'OMG i have a new nintendo DS' uploads pictures of myself in the mirror to facebook
breaks up with bad boyfriend 'boys are always such cheats
Has a half day goes to nandos and tags all friends who went
Putting lmfao
Posts status about how she is sick of everybody finishes post with 'Txt me :P'
awesome post should like it myself
new profile pic changes it every other second to get more likes
have a boyfriend like all his posts
NEW STATUS: 'Love the people that treat you right
going over to friends house over 9000 new pics uploaded
Becomes single on Facebook...4 minutes later... ADELE LYRICS EVERYWHERE
got drunk and did homework gotta let people know how i did this iconic college kid thing
OHMYGOSH
post picture i look ugly in this
the weeknd? omg i love that band
says shes unique pouts like every other girl on facebook
OMG 2 PEOPLE WORE THE SAME DRESS!!! SOMEONE MAKE A YAHOO NEWS ARTICLE QUICK!!!
Likes Your Post Now The post is Ruined
Zomg just got new phone Txt me ur numbers!!!!!
in your friend-list never hear from her
Teacher allows class to bring laptops for assignment YES! Facebbook TIME
Plays 2 justin bieber songs on laptop at party 'OMGEEEE!!1 i'M A dEE-JAAAAYYY!'
10 followers tumblr famous! thnx guys
believing in god is stupid besides capricorns are skeptics
in a relationship changes last name to bf's last name
Drinks at the party one smirnoff ice lol i'm so drunk
OMG!!! I haven't seen you in forever!!! talked an hour ago
omg omg
SAYS I'M SO UGLY  HAS 452839 PıCTURES OF HERSELF ON FACEBOOK
'OMG
status: im bored :( stays on facebook instead of doing something else
post every single moment we all have her diary now
posts lyrics on status doesn't know what the songs actually about
Writes 'LMAO' after every text message Barely cracks a smile when saying the same thing in person
i listen to dubstep... who's Digital Mystikz?
listens to justin bieber 'omg i love rock'
OMFG facebook is sooo boring continues to check it every minute
cm punk turns face 'omg i'm such a fan!! <3'
2/50 on french test adds french to languages
BLAMES YOU FOR GOING OUT WITH FRIENDS INSTEAD OF BEING WITH PARENTS during CHRISTMAS sits on facebook the whole day
LOSES A DUEL BLAMES THE LAG
Watches discovery channel for the first time brags about it on facebook
OMG! OMG! The scroller ON youtube is a snowflake! So cute! So kool! MUST SCREAM! STATUS! UPDATE! YAAAAAARGH!
totally annoying but too big boobs to unfriend
starts dating boy can't live without him after second day
boy likes FB status 'omg he wants to makeout'
HUGE CONCERT IN TOWN..EVERYONE GOES LIKES THE ARTIST ON FACEBOOK
i hate xmas i'm so cool
maybe is the new 'no'
describes herself as mysterious has 3000 friends and public profile
STAR WARS IS MY FAV MOVIE EVAR!!! I love the little teddy bear guys!
OMAGAAA i'M ALL OVER THE internetz
CAN HACK BF'S PROFILE CAN'T DOWNLOAD SIMS III
Breaks up with her 20th bf THNK YU ALL FOR HELPIN ME THRU DIS HARD TIME IN MI LIFE X0X0X0X0 <3
BLUE WAFFLE!! LOL I'm SO RANDOM!!
michael jackson dies downloads his music
Music is my anchor <333
'Date a girl who reads...' has Never read anything but twilight
duck face in every picture
POst a black and white photo with just her coloured omg so cool
puts a status on fb 'im so ugly' waits for her 'friends' to tell her she's not..
post a poem on status don&#180;t know what it means
everyone repost this! this dying kid gets a dollar if you do
amber comes over crowd around her iphone
'I'm like always thinking about stuff' 'I'm probably a really good philosoper'
'OMG STOp stalking my facebook' if you don't want people to look at your photos
inverts color of pics in paint omg i'm a professional!
Changing name
guy posts 'i hate attention seekers' on his wall she replies 'omg me too!'
I'm talking in a british acceent due to my low self esteem
Truth is WE have 3rd hour together
gets macbook for birthday endless abyss of photobooth pictures
Learns one
political views obamaaaaaa
Have pictures taken for friends media OMG IM A MODEL!
im so proud to be muslim next status is about drinking
Outwitted Delete Comment
Post song lyrics nobody comments  post more lyrics
19 kisses  after everything written
Status: 'boys do this
Get reblogged HOLY SHIT IM POPULAR
I liked nickleback before they were even popular !!!!!1!!
claims to hate rude people answers everything with duh or wtf
writes to you Doesn't write back if you answer
I SHOULD HAVE ENABLED MORE STRINGENT PRIVACY SETTINGS
Saw two guys in the same toilet omg going on fb
profile picture of hot celebrity looks like sarah jessica parker
Post philosophical status update in an attempt to look smart Wrong form of you’re
ANYONE WHO TALKS TO ME IS A STALKER!!!
'I hate ignorant people' The most ignorant person you know
omg theres like so many totes cute guys here
title of album: 'life as we know it' photobooth photos
comes from norway writes all status updates in english
in er update facebook
philosophical views on life 13 years old
spellz wordz increctly on purpoz
fills up new boyfriend of 1 week's wall 'I <3 u sooo much babeee!'
post 500 statuses about how she is over you still likes and comments on all his things
Photo showing cleavage denies true intentions
lists age and date of birth posts status letting everyone know it's her birthday
Smells like teen spirit omg i love nivarna!1!!
1500 Friends 12 years old
middle schoolers are so immature 2nd day of high school
LIKE AND COMMENT <33333 THE PICTURE NOT THE LINK
'LOL I JUST WENT UPSTAIRS' 'PUTTING THE PICS UP ON FACEBOOK LATER'
Goes to tacobell for a flatbread comes back with 2gig worth of pictures
complains about how fake people are all of her default pictures are edited
I copypasted this inspirational status It's so Heartfelt
1 day counts down days without explaining
SAY SOMETHING MEANT TO INSULT TYPE <3 AT THE END
'Missing my Sisters!' Means 5 girls from High School
Let's all remember that day... was in preschool when it happened.
DATING FOR TWO MONTHS UPDates status to 'Married'
has picture of a pokemon as her profile pic never played the games or watched the anime in her life
OMG IT'S SEPTEMBER SPAM GREENDAY's 'WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS'
Power goes out in glen ellyn post a status update immediately
oh dude
Those that criticize this generation forget who raised it
favorite band: the beetles!!! <3
about to transfer to a new college friends all the new guys
Brackets i spilled coke on them :(((((((((((
begins every status update with 'is'
MAKE 100 ERRORS in status Dismiss all h8rs with 'learn grammer' comments
OMG I LOVE A7X WHO'S THE REV?
Thousands of sharks die each day OOOOOOOOOMGGZ SHARK WEEK!
oh ma gawd just got a job at taco bell im such a trabajadora
it's a good day. the ice cream truck came by.
gerard way? I love green day!
LOVES THE GREAT IDEA FAVORITE ARTIST IS TAYLOR SWIFT
OMG OMG U WONT BELIEVE WAT JUST HAPPENED BUT I CANT TELL YOU SRY BYE
'it all ends tonight' see y'all tomorrow!
PHOTO ALBUM NAMED \'PHOTOGRAPHY\' 157 PICTURES OF HER EYE TAKEN WITH A WEBCAM
leggings are pants
LIK ERMAHGERD NEW POPE
Gets freaked out when strangers friend her Has sex with strangers
Wants teachers to be paid like professional athletes... And tuition to be free.
omg just had dinner better go make 10 statusus about it
posts picture of sad kid dying. omg
NOBODY COMMENTS A BLURRY PHOTO OF A WALL ON HER FB   PREPARE FOR PESSIMISTIC STATES AND GLOOMY EMOTICONS
I REMEMBER 2012 LIKE IT WAS YESTERDAY
buys something from mac cosmetics suddenly a makeup artist
takes picture of herself staring at the sky omg im so deep
complains everyone ignores her on facebook ignores all comments
This was my face after a kick in the vag
OMG he totally said something negative about my fb picture time to delete the comment
Whines about wanting summer Whines about wanting it to snow
posts status on facebook about the election
gets pregnant sets ultrasound as profile picture
'YOU'VE BEEN HACKED BY YOUR BESTIE!' JUST SIMPLY POSTED A STATUS FROM YOUR ACCOUNT WHEN YOU WEREN'T LOOKING
i liked the RIP amanda todd page and the kony 2012 page im such a good person
women in binders?? omg i have a hard enough time fitting into a size 3!!
disney bought star wars? so is there going be like
goes on about 'the one' only 14
changes her facebook last name bieber
Buys a gaming console 'omg im such a gamer'
yeah im a rocker! i like lady gaga and justin bieber !!
OMG I love horror games Played only Amnesia
Has one week relationship suddenly expert on dating
don't like when it's 'too mainstream' hurries update fb status with duck face pic
the best night out evaaaaa status updated on 9 pm
I FARTED THEN MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME
made a photography page on fb i'm such a photographer just because i got a canon
MichAel Jackson Dies All of a sudden mj's #1 fan
AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! BRAIN FREEZERZ!!!
Pm's ct ask for a promotion
post frantic health care related status update confuses roberts and thomas
OMGGG SKRILLEX IS MY FAVORITE DUBSTEP BAND
finishes spaghetti omg i'm saving africa
OMG GUYs I found my soulmate!!! breaks up two days later
hates drugs ADDICTED to COFFEE
complains about relationship problems on facebook waits for friends to comfort her
Has 4 pieces in school arts fair 'omg guys I'm such an artist!!'
works at kfc in rich white upper class neighborhood 'OMG I'm so ghetto'
OMG MY BOYFRIEND DUMPED ME Totally mutual
sees a thin girl on facebook 'OMG JEALOUS I WANT YOUR BODY'
get's drunk off 3 beers and becomes slore as usual says she doesn't remember anything because she blacked out
OMG KONY 2012 WHO IS KONY
I Hate you I'm gonna remove you from my fb friends
Likes a post about cancer actually thinks she's making a difference
Posts ugly picture of herself Says she is beautiful
dOESN'T SMOKE WEED MAKES FACEBOOK STATUS ABOUT 4/20 ANYWAY
Take picture on 4:20 'omg guiz such a stoner!!1!!1!!
swears she loves her kids appears on girls gone wild
unfriends someone talks shit like the person is still reading
Posts a sexy picture 'Oh mye gawdd im soo uglieee!'
Calls her friends homies omg i'm so ghetto
Just saw an ant! post on facebook how stupid it was #yolo
kony 2012 tells people to share link to make it stop
#'LMS if  You have brown or hazel eyes
Feels happy posts it on facebook
SETS BIRTHDAY TO APRIL 1ST 'HAHA OMG GUYS APRIL FOOLS'!!1! Totally got you!'
'omg edd gould is dead!' has no idea who he is
70 degree weather zomg bikini pics for attention time
OMg im soooo drunk had one smirnoff ice
Complains about not having a boyfriend complains about other people complaining about not having boyfriends
OHEMGEE I LURV  ONE DIRECTION!!!!!!
makes 7 statuses a day about cleaning the house
does anything yolo!
LISTENS TO A SONG OMG NEW FAVORITE BAND <3
LMs for a TBH I'm such a nice friend!
Puts a 16 seed in the final four Omg my bracket rulezzzzz
joshua with turtle wax
rights status's about how gross sluts are makes out with every dude at party
posts photo omg im so ugly!
My 'o' face I fake orgasms
I had to open My Mouth This wide
posts picture on facebook ugh i hate this picture of me
Thinks is cool by using thousand hearts in her post
going away in 2 days takes slutty picture saying 'Cant wait'
10 new likes on a picture i'm popular!!
posts link to kony 2012 thinks she's actually helping
Cutest person contest  i have a disease and i am dying. plz vote for me <3 <3 ily xo
Watch 30 min video become social activist
SAYS ONLY GOD CAN JUDGE ME IS AN ATHEIST
spam message says i will die in 5 days if i dont share sends message to everyone
Has never talked to you once 'is that gum
Makes Facebook events for every activity she does Changes Work info to Marketing manager & Entrepreneur
says 'Your the prettiest girl ive ever seen' to every girl on her friends
how man girls to change lightbulb? 7
Learns to say 'trololol' Thinks she's a troll
WITHOUT A BOYFRIEND FOR ONE DAY FOREVER ALONE
OMG  SLEEPOVER!
born in 1999 OMG im a 90 kid
posts song lyrics about a hard breakup had one relationship in eighth grade
100+ likes because i have big cans
'Needs' likes on photo shares same photo 10 times
REALIZES KHAN IS A JOKE CALLS DI FOR HELP
takes picture to upload to facebook doesnt look at it before she uploads it
tbh this post is totally bs
has a cover photo of herself
sleeping in class
Put the same status every night before I log out of Facebook
says she is happy to be single cries on valentine's day
POSTS PHOTO OF SELF WITH CELEBRITY BECOMES PROFILE PIC 0.5 SECONDS LATER
DISCOVERS MEMES KILLS THEM
HAVE U SEEN THESE UNI MEEMERS SO FUNNEH !
Watches a movie with you speaks in all the best parts
BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME ADD ALL OF HIS FRIENDS AND HIT ON THEM TILL HE GETS PISSED AND ASKS ME BACK OUT LATER TONIGHT
Gets Pissed out of nothing Deletes you from facebook
''IM SO DISAPpOINTED
Omg mom
My phone died i can't talk to my boyfriend today fml
OMG STUDY ABROAD!!!
omg wtf is soapa LET ME USE WIKI
update my status to 'im so ugly ;('  now everyone will say im pretty!
Open a chat box Got nothing to say than Hi how are you?
Discovers New Photo effect applies it to whole album
I LOVE PSYCHOLOGICAL FILMS!!! HAS ONLY WATCHED 'THE BUTTERFLY EFFECT'
asks everyone to like her facebook photo is so proud of having so many likes
Takes photo claims to be photographer
OMg i luv law & order im totally gona b a lawyer
OMG no more picnik Someone teach me how to use photoshop right now
Gets drunk tells you EVERYTHING SHE DRANK
superbowl started omg i love football
I HAVE A BLOG I'M A SUPER WEBDESIGNER
omg
IM SUCH A BLOGGER!  TUMBLR
New profile picture: 46 likes Huge confidence boost
someone talks about the band misfits omg!! i love that PROGRAM!!
Omfg got a tumblr every1 follow!!1! www.tumblr.com/dashboard
lIstens to Sierra Leone Dubstep fan for life
Not Sure If Skrillex Or Pitbull They Both good!
Just found out Alaska isn't an island Post status on Facebook proving intelligence
goes to new york for 3 weeks comes back with american accent
'everyone hates me' someone disagreed to her opinion that justin bieber is a good artist
closes twitter account post bullshit every minute on facebook like twitter
POSTs album titled 'Girls night out' guy in every picture
HAVE A NEW PET CREATES AN ACCOUNT FOR HIM
posts long pointless status about 2011 noone bothers to read it
haha
'Ill be deleting friends' doesn't delete anyone
goes anywhere posts atleast 30 pictures
'single and lovin it bitchez!!' in a relationship 12 hours later
VISITS THIRD WORLD COUNTRY  BRINGS 2 SUITCASES FULL OF SHOES
omg! NOW I CAN USE meme characters on facebook! Going to use them all the time with all my friends and post it on 9gag.
create musicians page for my self (No Songs uploaded) hey guyz
KNOWS ONLY TWO GAY GUYS OMGGGG GOT 2 HOOK DEM UPPPP!!!
brother let's her use his computer once has to format the very next day thanks to 12 viruses
ADDS YOU ON FACEBOOK ASKS WHO YOU ARE
I'm sooo Blown! Ohhemgee first time getting high
new boyfriend i met today I love him with all my heart
posts song lyrics on bff's wall so that her bff completes it
oh my god!!!! i need a cigarette
post's 'one small step for man one giant leap for mankind' on face book then comments. 'who is lewis armstrong?'
Annoying Facebook Girl spring
holds guitar in profile picture never played before in her life
OMG
ela ta matando o cachorro vamos l&#225; filmar
Posts profile piCTURE wearing a nirvana top has no idea that they're a band
says you are nerd because you stay on the computer all day long posts image saying that she can't live without computer
COMPLAINS ABOUT FACEBOOK CHANGES KEEPS USING IT ALL DAY
met someone at party immediatley add as friend
Posts random philosophical quote ' im aristoteles !! '
READS A DEADLY SHITTY CHAIN MESSAGE OMG! i don't wanna die!
begs for likes omg i'm so popular
friend incredibly ugly omg!you're so beautiful in this pic! <3
post 9gag images on facebook   erase the source
just bought a new bikini ''cant wait for summer''
After a brake-up said she will never have a boyfriend again in a relationship after 3 days
200 profile pictures of herself every single one has a quote for the title
uses a dress omg everyone in the world stare looking at me
Gets a virus on fb  omg
angry toaster lol i'm so random
choosing a language while gengterationg a meme no american flag??.. no english!!? how stupid!
listens to black veil brides and escape the fate considers herself emo and makes 'fml' posts
Breaks up with bf 'married' to random guy 15 minutes later
lms if i'm pretty no one likes?!?! wtf
omg I <3 audrey hepburn so much never seen her movies
JUST WATCHED THIS IS ENGLAND YEAH I'M A SKINHEAD
In confession with father burke txt it!!!11 <333
deletes 500 duckface fb photos saying that she's ugly adds 500 new duckface photos the day after
private school wite jewish girl in gated neghborhood omg im sooooo ghetto
If you're tagged in this then i love you *tags whole friends list*
bite your tongue 4 times
OMG It's 12/12/11 !!! How are u guyz gonna make the last year of ur life count!!!????
i wish my last name was stoner or baker NOBODY CARES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG I LOVE SLIPKNOTZ who is corey taylor? :s
quote a famous person omg i'm so philosopher
OMg im so tired of stalkers!!! Puts school schedule up for everyone to see
protests against global warming is taken to school in a 4x4 suv
OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!! doesn't update status
Truth is.... I post this every week
Post sweet song on her facebook wall Respond with a meme
Complains about the snow on Facebook Goes sledding with friends
like the photo reposted until i reach 100+ likes
i knew _______ before they became famous didnt.
stalk crush like a status on 2009
Status:  NObody on facebook ever posts anything valuable or interesting previous statuses:  Been waitin in my car on lunch break
going mia.. dnt txt updates status an hour later
Omg you're so pretty!! Every. single. goddamn. photo.
doesn't get likes on photo now wears revealing top
doesn't get likes on photo now wears revealing top
complains for 2 months about her ex boyfriend Gets back with him
truth is!!! lms
OMG DEAD ANIMALS ON NEWS FEED FML refresh news feed EVERY 30 SECONDS
Bahahahahahaha
puts up depressing status everybody likes because she's popular
Go around preaching for equal rights get pissed off and abusive when someone has different religios beliefs
family: her 10 billion friends
You can call it rediculous if you want but when I think about you  I CAN'T HELP BUT TO SMILE :)
has 2 last names neither is correct
bf works overtime
im bored somebody talk to me never reply
talked to a guy for 5 mins at a party last night now we're married on facebook
Status about how weather sucks comments are making fun of person completely unrelated to status
posts awkward moment (not really awkward)
post 'remember
occupy... fb newsfeed
i like boyz lul i fraped her so good!
class til 1230 practice 1-3 long nap :(:(:( typical status update
wants attention facerapes herself
Books: The bible never actually read it
COnfession #5 I love the weekends!
takes 800 pictures only uploads the ones where she looks hot
DUBSTEP? I LOVE THAT BAND!
Say that ur getting something 2 seconds later says shes getting as well to draw attention to herself
'I WANT TO GET AWAY FROM EVERYONE' POSTS ON FACEBOOK.
attempts to sound smart quotes wiz khalifa
TRUTH IS
Favorite Books: Lol who reads?!?!!
lifez a beach im in the sand CLEVER
Complains about being /'sooo busy ugh'/ updates blog daily
go on memebase  lol so randum!!1!
Deep insightful status Copied from quote website
omg can't focus on hw i have such bad a.d.d. lol
'Have my new expensive DSLR Pro-Camera' Makes ugly duckface self pictures from the upper left
***OMFGLOOL LUV MCR THEY'RE MY FAVE<3 !!!!11!*** Only knows 'teenagers'
takes picture holding guitar omg i live for music
Steve jobs died
Life is soooo difficult!!1! Lives with parents
Status: i have no friendssssss 29 likes
FACEBOOK IS GOING TO CHARGE? BETTER WARN EVERYone!
goes to starbucks every day hates coffee
Relationship status 'it's complicated' 12 years old
POSTS STATUS  'LIKES' AND COMMENTS ON IT.
Plays game demo at wal-mart OMg im such a nerd!!!!!1!!
HAVE RELATIONSHIP FOR TWO MONTHS CHANGE STATUS TO 'ENGAGED'
'I hate facebook' Posts in status on facebook
'bff' vanishes from friends list creates fake profile to check if she blocked her
'ENGAGED' TO BEST FRIEND WHO IS ALSO HER 'GRANDMA' AND 'SISTER'
OMG football Cant name 4 players on 'her team'
checks fb *NO MSGS FRIEND REQUESTS OR notifacations* WORST DAY EVVER
'We are such whores lol' '<3 you girl!!!'
OH EMM GEE I'M HAWT
My middle name is now my last name
use double letters for everyythinggg
complains that her 'best friends' are never there for her lost all her friends from starting drama on facebook.
SAYS SHE CAN'T BE INSECURE BECAUSE SHE WEARS SLUTTY CLOTHES
PHOTO ALBUM   'Golden oldies' Pictures from two months ago.
'I cant believe Im attracted to losers :/' attracted to every guy in school
I'm a vegetarian eating a burger 2 days later
omg u totally live on facebook get a life :P updates facebook every half hour
*Reads twilight* zomgg i['m suchhh a bookwormmm
'GUUYYZZZ i made my own website i am such a programmer' she made it with weebly.
not enough likes on status deletes status
Spells out words liiikeee thiissss
DEMANDS RESPECT 'LOL READING'S GAY'
120 people online I'm soooooo popular
Puts number on facebook wonders why she gets random calls
Political views- hu cares lol
omg reading sux its boring i hate it yay new knidle for my burthday thx daddy!
'on this day in 2009...' omg!!! i waz soo annoyingg too years ago!! <3
goes out 2000 photos omg best day ever ever ever ever
spell love: v-o-d-k-a 12 years old
What does aesthetic mean? medicine?
have one wkd kiss five guys
Creates Facebook Event Doesn't Attend it
lose debate online caLL YOU A STALKER
post inspirational lyrics as facebook status all my girlz like it
Complains about man stealing sluts on wall Inboxes your boyfriend
FrIENDS OVER 2
Urgent update about facebook privacy! posts foursquare location
COUPLE FOR A DAY RUN TO PUT 'IN A RELATIONSHIP' TO FACEBOOK
'SO much work to do. Can everyone please bugger off and leave me alone for the next two months. Thanks.' Posts on a social networking site
Go rock-climbing for friend's birthday Add 'extreme sports' to facebook interests
about to start high school 'oommgg listeningg to maroonn 5.. Middlee Schooll FLashh backss lol xx'
Complain about no boyfriend post nudes on tumblr
OMGZZ I LOVE THIS GAME 'LIKES' ARCADE FIRE
Lykee dis status AND ME AND my friend  will post a video on yur wall
monday status: In relationship wednesday: we're engaged!!!!
OMG SO MUCH DRAMA CAUSES 98% OF DRAMA
TRUTH IS YOUR SOO PRETTY! WE SHOULD HANGOUTT MORE(: <3
Omgg you're soo pretty I hate you
I read Paulo Coelho
i just made myself a deathly hallows necklace like xenophilius' :) HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTER HARRY POTTERRRRR!
Met a gy @ festivalll in luv 4 eva!!!!
look at my derp face oh wait
Fell in the pool with the cover on last night NO PHONE
make less than 2 updates today friends think something is wrong
jersey shore is on better tell facebook
Says She Loves God Slept with 12 guys
i don't read books about cheating... but i loved thoughtless!
DOES ONE STUDIO PICTORIAL CLAIMS TO BE A PROFESSIONAL MODEL
Kal saali aini haneri challi
EVERYBODY'S FACE WHEN THEY STUB THEIR TOE
Im taking a bath So im gonna make a status about that
omg he argued with my sis in facebook he can no longer be my friend he apologizes in real life and fb
shared i am a ukrainian omg i'm a human rights activist
'shopped selfies y'aint foolin' anyone. We've seen you in person
when i grow up i wanna be less stupid
goes to the disco spends the whole night taking pictures in the toilet
oh my gawd
I don't like books about cheating… but i don't mind actually cheating.
'omg I hate my body' every picture is her in skimpy clothing
OMG! HE POKED ME!  what? wrong 'number'  ?
'im very reserved and protective of my privacy' gets her ass's tattoo tagged in facebook
CREATES an internet 'business' No IT employee ON THE TEAM
GUYS I KNOW YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THE PIC OF MY BREAKFAST
they have photoshop for iphone? omg  selfies!
Finds love on facebook breaks up three days later
found out how to make memes sends them to everybody
Mrs.Peretich makes you put on safety goggles OMG I CAN'T ! Those goggles don't match my outfit
no facebook account?! do you hate electricity?!
OMG who cares about Nokia anyway Apple is teh shit
Buys minion mom best gamer ever
liked right-wing christian facebook group now on a watch list
I changed my relationship to single nobody liked
Has a bad week... makes up for it on the weekend
they lied to me no priest can forgive me only Jesus Christ can
Writes alot of emo quotes saying life is hard Is 10
me gusta ese machucao
reads annoying facebook girl meme. 'omg i'm her.' posts meme letting everyone know that she is annoying facebook girl
complains about not having a job all day on facebook
PUBLICA UNA FOTO QUE DICE: JUGANDO PLAY TIENE UN CONTROL DE XBOX
Oh my god oh my god oh my god Facebook hashtags!!!!
:@ :@ OMG I'm soooo sad I Don't wanna talk about this right now
Logs into Boyfriend's Facebook Hacked by me <3
WORK SUCKS BRING ON THE WEEKEND
HeR mother says she loOks like her Father Her father Demands a dna test
Boyfriend complements another girl's picture OMG HE DOESN't like me!
''I luv my boyfriend so much. he makes me so happy!'' craves cheap hook-ups on internet a minute later
DREAM CAR: MERCEDES SL-63 OMG
Lectures you about why meat is bad for your body because of the CHEMICALS. right after coming in from a smoke break.
00:01 21/12/2012 OMG IM ALIVE
Status: Classy not trashy Actually trashy
the sybian effect
watches 5 mins of obama - romney debate omg gotta become politician
Wants a british boyfriend Grossed out by foreskin
Lololol I knOw so much about politics What's the electoral college?
omg!! obama won! Im moving out of the country!
has a child spends the rest of her life posting pictures and updates about it
*Posts picture of* *puppY* Like if you would cuddle it - - Ignore if you would murder it
posts Done...i'm completely done trying anymore..
Rrggggg deletes within ten minutes because no one liked it
Get a twitter account Omg
takes 15 pictures of her and her friends feet
cleavage pic caption: love my new shirt!!!
Buys $500 beats doesn't even know who dr. dre is
THERE'S A CHEAT TO GET LIKES ON YOUR PHOTO AND STATUSES  I MUST TELL YASIN BOLCAN
*MAKES A STATUS ABOUT 12 YEAR OLD SLUTS* SHES 13
goes to one rave OMG i love raver guys!
posts ten status updates about a boy who's obviously the worst person ever assumes all 800 friends know who she's talking about
Posts quotes of famous people - by me
OMG I can't believe you posted that picture its so EMBARRASSING!!!! Tagged herself in it
Complains about life and relationships WRites a sexist status
adds people by hundreds then systematically unfriend people i find ugly
My favorite color is.. carrot
OMG!!! I got an Iphone!!!
goes to a buffet must take pics of every dish
OMG I LOVE BOB MARLEY SOOO MUCH! <3 <3 <3 NEVER LISTENED TO HIS MUSIC
Why do people not like me!!?!?! Share profilepic
Mom im wetarted
ERH MAH GERD FERCEBERK
whoa yer in my butt
LIKE IF YOU LOVE GOD *LIKES* IM SUCH A GOOD PERSON!!
Hey I just met you And this is crazy but heres my name so stalk me maybe
OMG The summer Vacation started! Sure my facebook friends are don't know it
same song
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DON'T GET HER PREGNANT! YOU'LL NEVER SEE ANYONE ELSE'S FACE IN THE NEWSFEED AGAIN!
Goes to starbucks 200 photos of a coffe cup
OMG LMS for a rate! likes own status
took dog for a walk just went on an ADVENTURe yolo!!
Friends are everything <3 I need new people to talk to!!!!!11!
goes to college creates 'i love college' album on first day
Uploads instagram picture tags: #pretty #gorgeous #sexy
Treats gamers like shit plays castleville all day
Which celebrity are you ? HTTP://GOO.GL/8ZWLS
'OMG I BOUGHT TOMS
Watchs Vostfr anime for the first time  add japanese to languages on facebook
say im ugly on fb gets 200 billion comments about her being sooo pretty
favorite quote is by shakespeare never read the actual book
No cell phone for a while. Sux Posted via mobile.
omg facebook is shit hey add me please
OMG GUYZ ROBIN GIBB R.I.P. HAD NO IDEA WHO HE WAS UNTIL HE DIED
complains about facebook privacy on facebook
'OMG DIABLO 3' never played diablo 2
SPENDS 12 hours on facebook and youtube watching music videos OmG YOU PLAY VIDEO GAMES? GET A LIFE LOSER
Niki Minaj Is The Best Rapper I know that fast part in superbass
OMG throwback thursday photo from 2 weeks ago
idgaf what haters say gets into a physical fight cause hater said something about her
Modifies CSS IN A WORDPRESS THEME omg i'M SUCH A HACKER
posts statuses about love and relationships 300 lbs
sees riff raFF video with dvhs girls in it 'i want to be in a music video'
Lol! We Bought Doritos 500 New Pictures
GOES out for birthday dinner  200 new mobile uploads
My mom almost died GUNNA POST ABOUT IT ALL NIGHT ON FACEBOOK INSTEAD OF BEING WITH HER
omg!!! meat comes from animals burger king boycott until further notice
Posts a meme about star wars OMG!! i'm so nerdy
'GAY RIGHTS. OMG I'M SO POLITICALLY ACTIVE!' HAS NOTHING TO SAY ABOUT THE WARS
omg I love the avengerz captain planet is so hot
complains about slutty pictures all over her news feed posts slutty pictures 10 minutes later
omg being single sucks so much what are you talking about
'OMG
BUYS iphone instantly becomes 'expert' photographer
SUDDENLY CARES ABOUT PEOPLE WHEN THEY'RE DEAD
'Omg why are guys always hitting on my its so annoying guis pls stop' *5 minutes later* Omg so guis this is me in my new bikini guis
Posts 'leave me alone' 30 times a day
OMG!!! the mall is renovating the food court click 'like' if you want the old food court back
Sees 'avengers' for the first time knows everything about them
omg I'm totally going to fail this test gets an a
I'm bipolAR
keeps updating her status gets banned from facebook
Spends hour arguing with someone who calmly responds each time 'Dont get so frustrated'
Sees you posted a picture of you as a baby comments 'omg you were so cute.. what happened? lol'
A celebrity replies to you on twitter omg omg! they acknowledged my existence!
updates every time team scores is watching basketball
'OK ITS TIME TO START A DIET' 2 HOURS LATER
CRUsh likes my profile picture! OhMyGosh!!!!!
finishes junior year starts 'Senior year!' album the next day filled with mirror shots
8 hours ago status: in a relationship 3 hours ago status 'it's complication'
'omg im so sad right now ;((' 'screw you i dont wanna talk about it!!'
Rides Cta for the first time 'omg i'm so ghetto'
in argument on facebook status gets friend to like all her comments
OMG FREE RAY BANZ
takes black and white selfie makes the caption \M/
Listens to enter sandman 'oh my gosh i love metallica'
checks in at home checks back in when she comes back from the store
*JUNIOR IN THE BEGINNING OF THE YEAR 'OHEMGEE STOOPID UNDERCLASSMEN
Made an album Named 9gag and put 9gag posts in it OMG! Now they will know that i'm a 9gagger
Says shes mature Posts 'in a Relationship' and won't say who it is.
Found Meme Generator Wont quit making stupid memes
Why? Do people do what they do?
First world problems 'fml!'
Refuses to do Duck face Fails at alternative
post yolo on everything i must be cool
OMG #1 album in canada i'm the only listener!
Calls you for sober ride Requests to be dropped off at another fraternity
buys $2100 macbook pro uses photobooth all day
Dates guy for 2 years
change my name on facebook!!!111 hopfully ppl wll ad me n@w!!!!
'this new timeline is so lame' post a picture of herself in the cover photo
shares own photo 'like the pic
likes 'god' on facebook omg i'm such a good christian
'yeah i'll be in college this fall' takes 2 online courses
leaves smartass comment and spells a word wrong looks like a dumbass
wait... you went to high school with katy perry?!?!
I only got 1 like on my picture! Time to take off my shirt!
my last 40 posts were from pinterest!!!
Complains about FACEBOOK ALLOWING CISPA TO RUIN OUR PRIVACY POSTS EVERY INTIMATE DETAIL OF LIFE ON FACEBOOK
random local person dies and it's posted on facebook omg i can't believe it they were my best friend!!!
one direction erection
Hears song lyric posts song lyric
'Your girlfriend was here!! <3 <3 ;)' On your wall Daily
Backs up boyfriend Talks about 'Giving it to him' to make him look straight.
Posted lyrics from their new favorite song Doesn't know the artist or what the song is about
pops out 3d lenses omg total hipster
omg i love the nhl playoffs hasn't watched a game all year
omg did u guys no that the titanic was a real boat and not just a movie? i am never going on any boat ever again
omg! thats my car!
OMG fast food is so gross Still eats it
shares 60 youtube videos in an hour nobody likes it
Has a FB game HIGH SCORE OMG I'm such a gamer
Finishes the first mission of gta OMG IM A GANGSTA!
gets a bunch of fb-requests after uploading a picture in which she's barely wearing anything thinks it's because of her character
Starts liking memes talks about them irl and calling them 'meemees'
hey look it ur girl  gettin a mouthful of my balls
android gets instagram complains on facebook
shows friend a song sooooooo 5 months ago
Never been out of the state  puts on her profile she lives in berlin
liked a picture of jesus on facebook going to heaven!
''I'm looking for the perfect guy'' 9001 pictures of her former boyfriend
LIKES A POST ABOUT RACISM  ' OMG I'M SUCH A GOOD PERSON '
Glee is on tonight Everyone must know
makes fun of post about video games plays farmville 18 hours a day
gets destroyed in an argument over Facebook  deletes post that made her look like an idiot
I'm getting drunk 2night!!:) Only drinks one beer
sends two hundred friend requests complains about having too many fb friends
POSTS PICTURE PIC OF BOOBS MAKES CAPTION INSPIRATIONAL QUOTE
Claims that all Religious people are retarded Uses the phrase 'Oh my god' all the time
REFERENCES mEME IN fb POST dOESNT GET REFERENCE IN COMMENTS
CALLS YOU ON FACEBOOK GO OFFLINE
Doesn't get response within 3 minutes OMG WHY DOES he hate me?!?!11/?!?!?!
Has a TWITTER AND DOESN'T USE IT USES HASHTAGS ON FACEBOOK
'I'm giving up facebook for Lent!' tweets nonstop
'OMG I have such bad senioritis' is a freshman
watched the hunger games omg it's my favorite movie!!
it's a guys night out tags along anyways
going out somewheres 'don't text unless it's important!!<3'
comments on every farmville post 'omg add me plz! ;)'
pays $40 for  'supercute' pedicure feet are still weird looking
changes relationship to 'engaged' to a best friend. is really single.
i post everything im doing 'im taking a shit <33'
Hears a hilltop hoods song OMG is that 360?
OMG!! Im not like other girls
No! i dont complain all day.
checks in everywhere on foursquare spams friends facebook feed
hears one direction's wmyb on the radio instant directioner
Works on a presentation at 2am The whole universe knows it
what is 1+1+1+1+1+1+1+1x0? of course its 0
CMON CELTIC WOT WAY R DEY SHOOTIN AGEN DAD?!
facebook app on phone deleted... makes face above.
girl breaks up with guy 'he deserved it
o yah he apologized to me? ill just ignore it an expect an essay
posts picture of conversation she thinks is funny gets a few pity likes
someone made a dead baby joke i must explain to them how they are complete douchebags for not respecting babies
Truth is??? 'lies on every post'
all guys are dicks except you
posts 'like for to be honest' isn't honest
i'm recently single and looking for a new boyfreind if you want please contact me
no hot water? complain on fb about it!
posts a thousand INAPPROPRIATE pics of self self-esteem increases by 5%
Wents to city with nATI 1000 ugly pictures with SUNGLASSES
goes out with older guy coz she thinks shes all grown up
uploads 500 new pics 'omg i'm so ugly'
posts to boyfriend's wall how in love she is has only been dating him for 2 months
you play RO to find a girlfriend ?
K
OMG IM SO UGLY! LMS IF YOU DISAGREE.
Post picture in underwear Calls you a creeper for liking it.
gets a bad grade blogs about how she hates her life
posts about pinterest on facebook
i HAD A BAD DAY AT WORK INTERNET KEPT GOING OUT DURING CAFE WORLD
oml Autumn raged 2x
omg i love anime i hate antiotakus
post about how i love god what's the bible?
Liked a post then unliked it so they can see that i dont really like it
certain activities mean you're smarter I totally do all of them
Someone sent me an email at work omg
OMFG Your parrot is so furry!! like! Like!
It's Levi-O-sa  Not Levio-SA
At a party: u don't want me to take a million pictures of u? well
omg YOU'RE CANCELLING YOUR FACEBOOK ACCOUNT?! WHAT EVER WILL i DO WITH MYSELF FOR THE NEXT 48 HOURS TILL YOU REACTIVATE IT?!
3 Seconds after bf puts up new status liked
if you think my facebook's bad don't get on twitter!!
'going spring shopping lolz' doesnt buy anything
POSTS KONY 2012 VIDEO I'M SAVING LIVES
im not seeking attention rawr omg lol
omg im fat
Posting a picture of myself omg i'm so ugly
Watched a 30 minute video on youtube I'm TOTALLY A SOCIAL ACTIVIST GUYZ
He added me on facebook?! we were meant to be!!
Look
ACTS LIKE YOUR FRIEND WHEN AROUND YOU TALKS SHIT ABOUT YOU WHEN WITH HER FRIENDS
PHONY 2012
Omg in need of my 2 best friends  ben and jerry
gets 'happy birthday' notifications from people she doesn't even know
Applies to dozens of easy colleges posts a status for every acceptance
KONY 2012 OMG!!! TOO BAD I'M NOT OLD ENOUGH TO VOTE :(
stop sony 2012? y? i like playstation
Posts good picture of self with paragraph-long philosophical caption unrelated to picture
fred is so funnny!!!!!
PIC COMMENTS FOR PIC COMMENTS! YOU GIVE ME ONE
POSTS STATUS ASKING FOR NUMBERS FOR HER NEW PHONE NO MESSAGES
OMG ONLY 100 NOTIFICATIONS ON MY BIRTHDAY!? i'M OVERDOSING.
uploads something on  9gag omg sorry fur da long post <3
posts status on the need for inner beauty then posts picture wearing pounds of hideous makeup drunk off her ass...
'truth is your so pretty and we should totally hang out' DOESN'T mean it and never hangs out
starts facebook war over mean comment you made pretends like nothing happened next time she sees you
Makes account called bis meme thinks 9gag is best website
DEcoded my status about you? stop putting words in my mouth!
Posts about how she is depressed tells people not to worry
posTs picture to facebook takes it down if nobody comments on it fast enough
post 'selfie' to facebook try to hide how self centered they are by putting random lyrics as the caption
'i hate stupid people!!!' um... no comment
the house is burning  ok mom let me just post this on facebook
in a relationship for a week already thoughts of MARRIAGE
Has bad day Posts 20 statuses about it
'im so sick of people crying on facebook' cries on facebook
Jshsxxx Cx
Posts memes from 9 gag on facebook omg i'm funnyy!!!!
complains expects SYMPATHY
'I'm so awkward
OMG ITS YOUR B-DAY! I'm GONNA BLOW UP YOUR FACEBOOK PAGE!!!
OMG someone read my diary!!! I feel sooooo Violated!!!!! Leaves it sitting on her desk all the time
cupcakes rainbows kittens lol i'm so random
OMG I'M BILINGUAL!!!! LEARNED FRENCH THROUGH 9GAG
Lecture at 9 Arrive at 9:45
LIKES JUSTIN BIEBER 'METal is shit'
do you like my    profile pic? why haven't you         clicked like then?!?!?!
Takes a shit omg omg omg posts about it on facebook
takes a shit posts about it on facebook
make one post on 9gag im 9gagger now
PUT GUY FAWKES MASK AS PROFILE PICTURE OMG IM ANONYMUS
TAKES MEme TOO SERIOUSLY i must defend myself in the comments
titles pic:     massive nose makes it       profile pic
Ragecomics omg these 9gag comics are so funny
she's on computer all day all night wants to study computer science
posts annoying shit to facebook no one replies
Do sport on an empty stomach is whining about fainting
receive an ipad insantly brags about it on facebook
Bitches about Flo Rida ripping off Pretty Lights Loves when Avicii plays Levels
mundane status update over 40 likes
can't sleep one night omgg i hate insomnia :\\
Goes to tim hortons uploads 195 pictures
'Lol
(Yesterday) 'Whiteknee hOUSETONNE? wHO'S THAT?' (today) 'omgg rip whitney u will be missed!!1'
BUYS EXPENSIVE CAMERA BECOMES PROFESSIONAL PHOTOGRAPHER
omg that'S so cute! a bunch of polygons in animated movies
omg i am so popular and interesting! tags herself and everyone she knows at every location
deepthroat face: slightly sluttier than duckface
posts picture of unhealthy food 'i just love my metabolism!'
What my friends think I do? they are all pictures of Facebook
puts Text on image calls it meme
'OMG fire drill!!!' Blocks door to update facebook
Less than 10 people liked my picture takes it down
you liked my status stop creeping my page
omg its a double rainbow what does it mean? i need to repost this.
makes photo greyscale and with more contrast 'photoshop expert!'
Who doesn't watch the superbowl LOLOLOLOL
sit in front row of class facebook
omg i have 1000 friends! has only met 20 of them
Status:  If you don't repost this to 7 friends in 7 minutes Nothing will happen
GOES TO THE LIBRARY OPENS CHAT
OMG COFFEE MY BEST FRIEND INSOMNIA I HATE YOU  :(
posts status about tumblr being shut down
omg he's drinking in class im gotta twitter this shit
Sees truth is Automatically like
asks everyone on chat to like her facebook photo is so proud of having so many likes
I'm gonna like my enemy'S profile picture but
post wise quote 'OMG
Opens a book likes it on facebook
Shares tumblr every 5 minutes Gets the shits when someone Turns down asking questions
PLay counter strike OMG!!!! I'm such a killer
READS PAULO COHELO OMG! I LOVE LITERATURE!
Complain about working late get home and facebook for hours
Posted something   likes her own post
kthxbye
LOL!OMG!HAHA!NOWAAAYYY i CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR GRANDMA DIED
like omg he told me he likes me but he was drunk and then sober and told me again idk like omg
Gets Facebook Instantly becomes top tier political analyst
HAPPY YESTERDAY BUT NOT TODAY OH EM GEE BIPOLAR!
'OMG! I LOVE RADIOHEAD!' has only heard 'creep'
wuuuuuuuutt?!!!!111111 PICNIK IS SHUTTING DOWN! how will i run my buziness nooowww D: OTL
OMG I Iz Soo Ugly Like If U Disagree
quatar? llol
watched one episode of star trek omg i'm such a nerd!
if you support anonymous post this on your facebook status
OMG I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE WHO DONT KNOW ME ADD ME SORRY
'omg best night everrr!! :) 10 pm
Sees google blacked out OMG!!!!!!!! Everyone please stop this new law!!!!!!
gets facebook instantly adds 2000 people
LMS for TBH
Lives in Sunny place for shady people
Reads a lot of post of people angry about sopa lol there so dirty they cant even spell it right
LOL! FROWNING on cam
It snowed a foot my car is like totes buried
i'm a Top commenter Such a 9gagger!
Displays Textbook Narcissistic behavior
SINGLE FOR 5 HOURS OMG I'M A FOREVER ALONE
Talks with sister  at her wall She is in the next room
posts quote about guys being dicks Comments: omg msg me!11111111
is in an expensive store  has to report on facebook
bought red product omggggggggggg i cured  aids!!!!!!!
LISTENs TO COLDPLAY 'OMG I'M SO ROCK'N'ROLL'
RANDOMLY POKES YOU ON FACEBOOK NEVER RESPONDS TO YOUR MESSAGES
GLEE MUSIC IS SOOOO MUCH BETTER THEN ORIGINAL
discovers that 'hola' its the same in portuguese OH my gosh i know portuguese
it's friday the 13th better make a status about it bcs somebody don't know it!
Speed up song chipmunk style omg! im a music producer
BUYS EXPENSIVE HEADPHONES AND IPOD ONLY LISTENS TO justin bieber
Passive aggressive status about how people should grow up
WRITES A BUNCH STATUSES COMPOSED ONLY OF BS 'WELL-KNOWN FACTOIDS' CALLS YOU STUPID WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO REFUTE THEM
like omg i can take photos of things automatically makes me a pro photographer
puts 100 pictures up of flowers omg i am so artsy
'EVERYONe on Facebook complains' complain on facebook
i'm so strong
boyfriend joins military 'i miss my soldier
visits a foreign city omg most amazing place evaaaa
926 PICTURES ON FACEBOOK LOOKS SAME ON EVERYONE
Posts FAMOUS QUOTE OMG IM S0 DEEP
I wanna alwaYs be single! Dates another guy the next weeK
'OMG I'M SO BIPOLAR!' JUST STUPID
USEs COMIC SANS AND PHOTOSHOP FILTERs 'I'M A GRAPHIC DESIGNER!'
Likes classic bands on facebook and writes RIPS about them Calls you lame and weird for listening to them
YOU WANT A FAMOUS PERSON TO VISIT YOU  SPAMMING THEIR PAGE WILL TOTALLY WORK
Traveling to an exotic country being on facebook all the time
REFLECTIVE SURFACE? PHOTO OP!!!
'omg I love my bf soooo much!!!' hAS PUBLIC FIGHTS WITH HIM ABOUT TWICE A WEEK.
puts happy new year on fb at 00:00
'I hate this girl' Looks at all her pictures anyway
no one likes her status FML
discovered 9gag 'OMG 9gag army FTW
Eat meat or buy leather boots share on facebook 'fur is for animals not rich'
OMG IT SNOWED! I've got to tell everyone on facebook now!
Takes photo of black and white  deck chair Creates photography business page on   facebook
posts picture that gets lots of likes and compliments denies them all
Wants to say something to you Makes a status about it
'lets chat' wall to wall chat
Buys 600$ camera Takes only photos of herself
incessantly posts empowering feminist picture quotes dressed like a prostitute in every profile picture
has one picture on fb with a cigarette that's not even hers  omg i'm such a bad girllll
New years 2012 'omg we're allll going to dieeee soon!!!1!'
OMG 2011 SUCKED SO BAD 2012 IS GONNA BE AWESOME
made a semi-duckface
Gets 10 likes in a 9gag post omg!!! im so funny
listens one beatles song omg! I love classic rock!
LOVE BEing singleee <3 5 mins later: I luv ma boyfriendd <333
BOUGHT A NEW IMAC 1500€ facebook machine
omg husband bought me a macbook air 2000 dollar facebook machine
dates the 3rd guy that mOnth says she has never Felt the love she feels for Him before
Like the pic  not the link <3333
Has thousands of profile pictures on Facebook Creates account for her dog
OMG YOU LIVE IN EGYPT ??  HOW DO YOU HAVE A COMPUTER IN YOUR PYRAMID ??
SEPIA
takes out the garbage posts 200 pictures about it
saw the symptoms of ocd on the internet put 'omg! i have ocd!!!' on her status
' Lol Omg Im a huge gamer too!' Only plays call of duty
Reads annoying facebook girl meme Doesn't Understand
Male Friends make 'Get in the kitchen' jokes agrees with them so they will like her
nerdy guy said hi d'uh i'm so out of his league
omg ppl r soooooo immature these days
Likes everything knows nothing
'Like my status if you regret something' lol 31 likes im so popular
puts 'harvard' as her college Did not finish highschool
knows french
I HAS CAKE!!!!!
Takes pictures showing off boobs 'Omg I have such a great personality!
christmas is not about gifts
help i YAWNED AND MY FACE IS STUCK LIKE THIS.
help i YAWNED AND MY FACE IS STUCK LIKE THIS.
YES OMG!
Just got the facbook timeline changes cover everyday
makes new photo folder title is one word inside of a million tildes
omg i'm biggest fan like on fb 2min ago
sees a spam post clicks it
Checks facebook while on movie date upset boyfriend is ingrossed in movie
makes status saying how she is like the forever alone meme upset because you make an actual depiction of her as AFG
first day of freshman year omg 8th graders are so immature
Married with best friend soooo cool!
Hey
FInds out KIM JONG IL IS DEAD TRIES TO FIND HIS SONGS
OMG I'M SO TIRED OF WORK LOL JUST GOT FIRST JOB
page full of shakira and adele one week later
weird light comes out in a picture omg! i can see ghosts!
Post a picture of herself on Facebook 'omg i'm so cute!'
COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW STUPID DRAMA IS 'SO-AND-SO IS SOOO ANNOYING!'
hears one song adds artist to favourite music
Complains how annoying chain comments are reposts so she'll get to kiss her crush on the nearest friday
COOK scrambled egg for breakfast I will definitely sign up for hell's kitchen!
tries to fall asleep for 20 minutes OMG CANT SLEEP TBH LIKE
tags herself in friends photos isn't in a single one
look
READS A SHITTY CHAIN MESSAGE OMG! I DON'T WANNA DIE!
never even greets you on your birthday suddenly pretends to be your bff the day before a test
ONLY LISTENS TO TOP 40 'MUSIC IS My lIFE'
Gang Starr dID YOU MEAN GANG BANG?
DISCOVERS 9GAG FOR THE FIRST TIME POSTS TO FRIENDS LIKE CRAZY
truth is.. no one cares about my life
truth is.. i'll become an alcoholic
met someone at a party inmediatley add as a friend
Unknown relative dies post r.i.p status for attention
POST ON FB: Without music
Gets a nose ring OMG ...I'm soooo Scene!
OMG I LOVE THE BEATLES NEVER LISTEN TO THEIR SONGS BEFORE
OMG!!! lms for truth is :))))))) im so popular!!!!
always complain about classmates post that gonna miss everyone
writes an'omg i am so ugly' status waits for friends to tell her how beautifull she is
Gets dumped omg! Relationship status 'its complicated'
''do you love me? press like!<3'' nobody likes
romantic status on facebook for no one
OMG MY KITTY DIED post and regret on facebook
Posts politically charged status deletes it when people start disagreeing with her
omg
a celeb dies that i don't even know like everything of theirs on facebook and write a status on how long YOU'VE admired them
Violence
OMG IT'S MY BIRTHDAY soon!  GETS BFF TO MAKE EVENT INVITE
some unkown friend of facebook likes a picture of her omg what a complete creepy stalker
Learns how to bake Posts pictures of everything she bakes
drinks non alcoholic beer 'lol i'm so drunk'
daddy buys her an ipod touch thinks she has an iphone 4
pictures with red cups  looks like im consuming alcohol
A GUY LIKED MY PROFILE PIC I THINK HE LOVES ME
Make foreign languange status on facebook so brilliant
TalKs about how great party last night was never says what happened at party
makes joke with her job state because she doesn't have one
diceman play every apps game why he stuck in friend zone
GO TO BED AND POST 'GOOD NIGHT FACEBOOKERS!' YOU'RE NOT TALKING TO THE WORLD!!!!!!
watches anime and korean dramas adds japanese and korean in languages you know in their fb profile
Like for a like
set profile to public omg i have so many stalkers.
Sent that text to 20 people tomorrow i will mit my dream man
Bakes an Egg OmG i'm a masterchef!!!1!! 20 pics on fb
status update 11:11 omgggggggg make a wish
you blocked me on facebook and now you're going to die
Catches a bus to a city statuses every 10 minutes about the bus trip
Pokemon picture month? wutz a pokeman!? lolz
Im ready to bj hurry!
gets one small star tattoo status: omg tattoo addiction!
Gets annoying facebook girl posted on her status 'Likes'
posts memes on facebook and claims to be a hipster never heard of tumblr
Jaywalking on facebook end of annoying facebook girl
Sends friend request to acquaintance rejected hard
played angry birds im a gamer!!!!
'lol ur cute' sends to all guy friends
Begins every word with 'le' 'omg
give her a compliment unfriends you
Gorz? i activate solemn judgment!!
complains about people being desperate for attention adds 'LMS' to everything
Uses thesaurus to make point forgets how to defend point; deletes comment
im not a minority im 21
LIKE IF YOU support occupy wall street! BUYS STARBUCKS AND MCDONALD'S ALL THE TIME
omg coldplay is theee besst band eveerrrrrr  (:  (oNLY KNOWS ONE SONG)
Writes STatus about life born in 1996
Writes Status about life Born in 1997
didnt fail test zomg im so smart
im so tired of the drama bitches start nobody ever likes or comments her statuses
takes photo spells every word in the caption with extra letters
whats occupy mean? omgz dancing with stars tonite <33
Enters A Photo contest Asks people to like it
'maybe i should take a break from facebook' updates status ten times the next day
BUY STARBUCKS Make 58398 photos with their coffee
REMEMBER WHAT THE BIBLE SAYS 'DENY ME IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS AND I WOULD DENY YOU IN FRONT OF MY FATHER'. SO REPOST THIS IF YOU ARE GOING TO BE A PART OF THE 34% put that on your page or god will hate you
Single for 2 days 'iM SO UNLUVD'
I post funny video 1 week after everyone else did
imma girl gamer post her playing halo:reach on fb
always posting lots of pictures from her wedding from 2 years ago
mocks rebecca black for being shit listens to justin bieber
posts status about being pregnant gets an abortion a week later
i poked u Y DONT YOU POKE ME BACK!?
Slapped my mum post on facebook
attends a funeral still make wacky faces on pictures
'likes' peta activist
occupy... facebook walls
I want to buy a super hot sports car and date really young guys is 20
Complains About Chain letters on FB Via Chain Letter
saw people arguing on facebook joined in
wear's blonde wig on halloween and likes it bleaches hair
i luv u so much bby 2getha 4eva started dating an hour ago
omg fml worst day eva ~ x i dont want to talk about it
I walked through Fire And Didn't Get Burned In The Past!
judy's facebook tip #245 add lol to everything to make it funny.
bitches to guy on facebook doesnt read his post first
POSTS REVEALING PICTURES SITS AND LAUGHS AT PEOPLE WHO LIKE AND COMMENT WITH HER BOYFRIEND
'RIP STEVE JOBS' NEVER HEARD OF HIM
help me get star click this link
'EWWWW DELETE THIS PIC XX' UPLOADED IT HERSELF
Steve Jobs Dies Feign grief by quoting him
LAPTOP'S ON UPDATES STATUS VIA MOBILE
Like for tbh TBH you are like soo Super duper gorgeous
surprise buttsecks
posts '100 questions about yourself' note every answer is 'um i dunno lol'
OMG Steve jobs died!
POSTS: OMG GUYS I LOVE MY MOM SO MUCH!!!!!!! 'mom don't ever comment on my wall again or i will delete you from my friends'
'OMG I'M DELETING FACEBOOK FOLLOW ME ON TWITTER' no comments? deletes status and stays on facebook
OMG its thursday 'INSERT JERSEY SHORE STATUS'
Posts red cup party pics empty cup
why
Time to decorate audrey hepburn poster
watches sports omg my sports team is so bad!!!!!
hahaha :D lol he is so not funny
Never ask my friends to hangout lol im so forever alone
Listen to Dreamscape on Youtube video OMG! I LOVE TRANCE!
takes one semester of spanish Adds 'fluent spanish' to info
'My boyfriend is perfect' Complains about everything he does
Famous musicians die start liking them
Posts facebook status about how sad she is 'I don't wanna talk about it'
take slutty pictures  never puts out in real life
i have a test in a month omg skool is hard
OMG I HAD TWO DRINKS I'M SO WASTED
omg!!!!!! let me give you my number!
posts autospam every day gets mad when you report it
Posts picture of triangle  omfg so indie!!!111 (Actually Scene)
posts ily on her bf's wall ily: Im leaving you
'Lyke OMG YOU GUYZ!!  NEW FACEBOOK SUCKZ!!  Done 4ever!!' Still uses it
TAKES Picture of self Edits with CAMWOW!
feel so lonley lately 1765 facebook friends
profile pic obviously shot in bathroom mirror
I have no friends has over 9000 facebook friends
posts emo shit on her wall y wn't ppl take me srsly?
'I don't WANT TO HAVE A BAD REPUTATION AT SCHOOL!' pOSTS PICTURES OF SELF WITH BEER AND CIGARETTES.
omfg i have nothing and my life sucks
I don't get boys they should know how girls feel without having to ask
posts status about forgetting to wear deoderant
The ladytimes are upon me
posts bible verse of the day status gets drunk and has sex with older men
change relationship status to 'it's complicated' to show facebook that i'm capable of having drama in my life
Bought 2 packs of gum lol im so rich
demands respect every status is taylor swift quote
I ASKED FOR THE RED PILL
Post meaningful quote as status follow up with a self shot of her cleavage captioned 'omg im sooo gross'
The sun is going down... better update my facebook status!
dissecting pigs in biology today 40 new picures
i hate girls i dont want drama!!!1one! is a girl that causes drama
uses illegal drugs likes drug-related pages
i like potatoes lol im so random
if you do this in photographs eat shit and die
Wants to be left alone posts it on facebook for all her friends to see
Get pregnant instant popularity on facebook
'sum ppl need 2 gt a lyff' Hide status updates to find 85% of news feed disappears
OMG playing Black OPs I'm such a nerd Holds controller upside down
discover memes use to fill news feed
Accuses others of herpes You dont know me
takes picture of a sunset i must be a photographer
You don't have a facebook? Then how do you make friends?
checks in at 'home'
'OMG GUYz are soooo mean they only leik pretty girls' mocks fat people
50 year old mother trying to troll Lol i am so funny!!
like the picture not the link you dumbasses
its not official til its facebook official
loses an argument '...um ok?'
Ian
BAD MOOD GUISE DONT HMU! No one would have texted anyways.
wore eyeliner today omg im so scene
deACTIVATES Facebook FOR ATTENTION REACTIVATES 1 HOUR LATER
Stop liking your own comments it's kinda lame
posts how lame and antisocial facebook is on facebook
Joins group 'I survived Catholic School' Dropped out of catholic school after 1 year
Personal message for boyfriend use facebook for pointless attention
'you're really pretty!' *your
friend not online OMGGGGGGG! shes dead!!!
THIS IZ MY FAVOURITE BAND *knows two songs*
CREATES FAN GROUP FOR SELF NO ONE JOINS
went partyin' last night awake til 3AM playing farmville... lol!
Oh yeah stick it in me no wait not that hole!
chinese food is late complain about it on facebook.
says she hates drama and passive /agressive posts posts nothing but
Going somewhere insignificant create the venue and check in  on facebook anyway
FRIEND ACCIDENTLY LEAVES FACEBOOK OPEN OMG IMA HACKER
says she can't wait to go on vacation spends vacation on facebook mobile
OMG I WISH JACK LAYTON DIDN'T DIE DOESN'T KNOW WHO JACK LAYTON IS
comment on own profile pic OMG
watches harry potter films
ready for the next one..
spaghetti muffins omgz i'm so random <3
makes post she doesn't want to discuss won't stop posting about it
50 posts a day about her exercise routine but no
NEW 'TBH' STATUS Every single day
Surprisingly deep status song lyrics
Goes to beach belongs in kitchen
all my friends say that i'm pretty on my profile pic
my boyfriend just told me he likes jessica. im going to go on facebook and delete him off my friends list then post a huge status about it.
Wear crop top and Shorts  OMG I LOVE FASHION!!
Lose argument Delete every comment
declares she has made up her mind about something 'its a secret'
DUCK FACE PRO LEVEL
GETS A HP SLATE OMG IM SO UP TO DATE WITH TECHNOLoGY
How I feel when I'm going to see my BFF in less than a month!!
doesn't post for five minutes people think she's dead
Private instagram account 2
says she hates drama always gets involved in drama
posts status via mobile to make it seem like she's out and about is actually at home in her pjs
spams facebook posts with the same selfie
You attract what you want right now Not what you need in the long term
My boyfriend found out.. I did Porn
i was like ooh he was all like skeeeet!
my face when i see a hot guy
sunt ada  am invatat de m-am spart
single
stay out of my business people posts entire life on facebook
When you're parents ask you to do something You're just like urghhhh
Internet Abbreviations LOL SRSLY? U R kidding rite?
single
but first let me take a selfie
Whaaaaat Boooo
GROUP PHOTO on dating profile
takes 46 selfie with same face angle uploads all of em on facebook
shares a post asks other people to like it
used a video of insults in english... 'omg im such a pro troll!!'
discovered memegenerator keeps posting unfunny memes
I ate fish today.  I am still a vegetarian
I love the gays They do so many activities...like archery
WAKAWAKAWAKaWAKA This is why ms.pacman is never gonna have realistic graphics
YOU CAME ON MY BUTT
Jayden Dunsford Heyy
has tinder ACCOUNT 'hey
The face you make when..... you find out she's just 16 years old.
Ppl r so random Lol !
ALL I DO ON FACEBOOK. IS ANNOY MY DAMN EX-BOYRIEND
Dont see D Gender It's D QUOTE dat Matters...!!!!!! I am susan puri
is 9pm... omg! i'm up so late!!!1
broadcasts drama in all caps on facebook status gets mad when people call her on being a drama queen
Gay marriage gets legalized in her state  Makes a post about how christians are being persecuted in america
oh my guuurrrddd I got a like on my semi-daily blog
Posts picture of her bottle of ritalin 'Omg lol whatevs'
lomap&#228;iv&#228; liskojen y&#246;t kutsuvat
spends $10
Stop sending me game request please
looking to make new friends doesn't even accept your friend request
I'm not a bitch OMG! I just broke a nail!
duck face
doesn't bother to check snopes
Posts make up free picture.. ..cures cancer.
Posts make up free selfie... ...cures cancer.
playing video games lol such a nerd what's e3? sounds so lame. you're so lame.
even the word impossible says: I'm possible
can you guys play wonderwall? they're like
שש שש
Every picture is a cleavage shot calls everyone a pervert for posting compliments
omg!!! Wie der typ stinkt!!!
Sorry
takes black and white photos of dog crap like omg
banjir??? upd4t3 st4tuz d0l03
look wheeler i have all my teeth
um lyke could u send me ur office hrz pls   k thnx
the hobbit is such a good movie im glad they made it a book
JUST STOP WITH YOUR POLITICAL AND RELIGIOUS VIEWS. I DONT CARE
dENIES SHE'S A SHEEP JUMPED ON THE OWS BANDWAGON FOR 5 MINUTES CAUSE EVERYONE ELSE ON FB WAS DOING IT
USES FAKE FACEBOOK NAME WE ARE LEGION.
Never brings in the correct shoes Complains when we 'never do prac'
Gets awefully drunk and passes out Has to tell everyone about it
&#161;Fijate nomas! Te iva a preguntar
Likes
si rasa i capelli di lato omg sono cosi coth adesso!!!111
obama supporter
Why you are using Linux? I'm using firefox
i is so excited for you i is about to vomit
If ur tagged ur my bestie!!!1111 tags 85% of facebook friends
Exposes infant son to cat
Uses bitstrips thinks she's a professional comic maker
israel i dunno where it is
uploads 400 selfies that she took last night
Uploads Skanky Picture Liek OMG
Dubstep? I love that band!
mas e hap at goj qyrrejkaa
OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! Should I be flattered? HAHAHAHA
oh my god i look just like Gretha Arrage...
LOOKS AT NOTES FOR 5 SECONDS FEELS SO RESPONSIBLE AND POSTS IT ON FACEBOOK
THAT AWESOME MOMENT... WHEN U HAVE AN APPLE DEVICE AND iOS 7 UPDATE COMES
why didn't you accept my friend request?
amigaaaaa!!!!! manualidades #44...fds llega pronto!!!
is in new relationship updates relationship status two minutes later
WATS HIS NAME I LIKE TOTALLY FORGOT LOL
THUMBS UP  IF YOU'RE WATCHING THIS VIDEO IN 2013
Sees old friend in store takes pictures for facebook
ricardo arjona esta hecho un cuero
Asik Mau Ngento Sama Nabilah Memek Nabilah Enak Bgt
'No one likes me' Post 3000000 pictures of her boobs
Finds out Cory Monteith died likes Glee on Facebook
omfg i just saw my dad naked
On my way to #SDCC! #sandiego #fun #roadtrip #omgimsuchageek She's never read a comic book in her life and can name two or three superheroes
OMG MINIONS ARE AWESOME HAS NEVER seen NOR heard of Despicable Me at all
Ketabrak UPD3T4 ST4TUS D0L0
Niggas be like  chicken!
Si fa la foto con la maschera di Guy Fawkes Mamma domani andiamo da Abercrombie xdddd
'WHAAATT!!' I get to be in a Miley Cyrus sex tape?
giochi ancora i pokemon ma sono per bambini ora vado a vedermi miss xv
mi cara cuando me di cuenta q deje el fb abierto
Siracusane in sovrappeso che 'ke czz giudki dll'asptto coglione' 'Guarda quella troia che magra
Tried acid once didn't like it
Dici di essere un fake? Continuano a rompere il cazzo
ya no comere m&#225;s pan ideal
Does nothing in the house all day OMG I'm so tired!
GO COMPAAARRRE!  GO COMPAAARRRE!
ten sexo anal decian  no te dolera decian
I said i wanted head
ERMAgerrd!!!  Wrong meme!!!
amo el  futbol asjadvadaj
I PROMISE I WON'T BITE THE  TIP
OMG I GOT A LIKE ON MY POST
Posts selfie on Facebook Theres a toilet in the background
says 'IT's my turn to have a vacation' Yeah?! NO ONE ON FACE BOOK GIVES A CRAP
OMG GUIZ! ban assault clips! 'Its the shoulder thing that goes up
21 dias
Feliz dia del skate
JuSt started dating Better let Facebook know
I ????? FACEBOOK!!!!!!!
SMASHED SCREEN ISN'T COVERED BY WARRANTY OMG GOING TO TIO
OOOO SHIT I LOST MY LEFT TIT
I'm only filling my gas halfway b/c it's so expensive. How many miles per gallon?  Couldn't care less.
I'm such a dork
DAND&#201; BENCE VISSZAIGAZOLT A FACEBOOKON! &#218;R ISTEN
never goes to class constantly gurns for help
NON ESCE IL SABATO METTE OFFLINE SU FACEBOOK
bangun dari pingsan setelah diculik saw dan berada di toilet  50 foto baru di facebook
OMG I'm Ugly! Like if u disagree! If u ignore
OMG I'm Ugly! Like if u disagree! If u ignore
posts picture of herself photoshopped into perfection writes 'omg so ugly' to get compliments
likes a photo about 'FOOD IN NEED' OMG IM A SAVIOR!!!!
ERMEHGERD! ONLY 20 DAYS UNTIL WAKARUSA!
la face quand je vois jocelyn!!!
posted black and white picture with tons of makeup and professional lightinh got 68 likes!
'hollister co' in employment info
OMG THE GREAT GATSBY I <3 literature
jobohuliga hosusza?
Omg don't u just hate whEn people talk too much
LIKES HER  OWN PHOTOS
OMG!  I JUST MET JOE CALDERONE AT THE VMA AWARDS! HE IS JUST SUCH A TOTAL HOTTIE!!!!!!!!!!
bitches be like  NEVERRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OMG 1 LIKE
Every status update becomes a spelling and grammar lesson from her friends
Placed 6th in a tournament OMGZ We are so Awesome!
I can play hey jude on the Harmonica! I am the best harmonica player out there! baarraauugghhhh!!
Has macbook pro &#163;1499 Facebook machine.
comments 'i don't get it' on your status obvious inside joke with links of associated friends
Moans about how she has no real friends and no money 'hey friends sponser me to do something i've always wanted to do'
'I'm so ugly' takes forty pictures apologizing for it.
the guy i have a crush on sent me a friend request ohhhh myyy gawwwwwd
posting selfies all the time 'omg i'm sooo ugly'
IGNORES YOUR TEXTS AND CALLS  'LIKES' ALL YOUR PHOTOS
Doesn't even know you that well post 'happy birthday' on your wall anyway
Is 'Crazy' And 'individual wears 'obey'clothing
Likes your status from three years ago
You share a 5 minute video clip Likes in 3 seconds
Omg i can't stand Asian people at my school Says that while eating chinese food
my bf's camaro just got gapped by a sbf mustang
talks trash about people with different views Posts 'omgzzz why can't people just love each other'
i  told el id rather blow him than make him a sammich and this is the end result. that man is hung like a clydsdale!
Gozde Ali REPLIED OT ME TWICE WE'RE NOW BEST FRIENDS
facebook FAMOUS bitches be like... getting 1
'Omg
'Omg
qka do luajm  fansa
OMG i am such an Eminem Fan SLIM SHADY?Who's he?
Facebook's changed the way we communicate
omg you listen to ATMOSPHERE? I love him
i want to confess boys of NSMC 'agar NSMC ki grlz nai pahnsti to plzz university ma dhondne ki koshish na karen
'like if your a 90s kid' born in 1999...
reading a real book oh my gosh i'm such a nerd!
I barely knew you in high school and I just wanted to say your new baby totally has his mother's smile
trying out for xfactor    ! <3 that show! omg! they are so stupid! i hate them!! they said no!
asks if haters 'got no life' answers every single post
Wanted to be pSychologist
Is grounded
Heard latch disclosure is her fav band
Navigation system says to turn left... Turns right
Says she knows a thiNg or 2 about astropHysics Doesn't know sh1t
gets nice camera instant photographer
ON a math test wrote doWn the opposite of What she thougHt RecEived a-plus
Says sHe is not retarDed It's the way her skin reflects the light
Is white Double checks
Loves her job It's as easy as going to the dentist
Does stretch excercises... For work
Has a phd in bullshit StaRts a harlem shake
SpenDs more time on her knees Than on her feet Accidentally invents ripped jeans
Does not know how much 2 pies plus 4 pies is But knows how much 342 cocks Plus 549 cocks is
Hates metal because she can't understand the lyrics Listens to gangnam style
Says she is not reTarded Is retarded
this is what happens if you watch the tape from 'the ring'
duckface girls in the house say what   what
uploads a photo titled ''im ugly''
hates rock music listens to all the tracks from rockstar
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/415454318/yolo-clothing-you-only-live-once Please support this kickstarter
GOES OUT WITH FRIENDS 50
aaaaaaaaah im going to #rackcity08march #partywithph #allblackeverything and im whiiiiiteee!!!!
Kisses girl on cheek omfg im so bi
Never saw a football match and says 'I love ronaldo and I love chelsea'
uploads image of licence to instagram only blocks out address
uploads endless 4 pics 1 word screenshots
zomg i m actually annoying???
HAS A NEW PROFILE PICTURE EVERY DAY!...
drinks 1/8 a glass of cider 'omg i'm soooooo drunk!1!!'
My life is shit Omg
is 30 makes duck face photos with her kids
Omg ks reported!
looks at herself in the mirror doesn't get annoyed
Goes to caribic posts photo on facebook
ZOMG 2007 RUNESCAPE Who's Zezima?
Ingat comel lah tu ?
I'm such a kpop fan i love gangnam style! Owo
serious face activated
what do you mean  I can't hashtag on facebook?
2000 facebook friends 'i only add people i know'
OMG Kristina!!! thats the wrong hole!!!
posts interesting facebook status ignores all comments
says she's single since she find it hard to trust guys sends hearts to 80% of her friendlist
I love telling pointless stories about m job In nursing school
ERMAHGERD IM SO UGLY! Please tell me how sexy I am biatchessssss
Seriously this girl must be so embarrassed
SENSES HYPOCRISY ANNOUNCES ON INTERNET
More than 600 Wins I'M SO PRO AHRI
I Will leave the catholic church because a niggah pope omg i am a such a good christian
I WISH MY BF WOULD QUIT PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLAYS CITYVILLE FOR DAYS
'Don't have PREJUDICES like adolf hitler and all the other germans!'
Bitches be like Just liked j michaels on Facebook
like a facebook group only to share every piece of shit which  were posted there
'OMG I hate attention worse!' 'Like if you agree!'
WHAT?  AN  UGLY OLD LADY??!! I WANT HER !
breaks up with you says she's heartbroken
like for heaven ignore for hell
OMFG SNOW
posts picture of a grape goes HASH-TAG happy
Racist jokes aren't funny tells racist joke and laughs
WOW AN IPAD  IM GOING TO OPEN MY FACEBOOK
moans about teenagers lacking intelligence uses 'your' instead of 'you're' constantly
yet another facebook status threatening to leave facebook 200 likes
gets latest iphone has to tell facebook immediately
posts facebook status hating duckface profile picture does duckface
VAGUE STATUS... FOR ATTENTION
JAG SKA RUNKA OMGOMG VISA F&#214;R ALLA
MY BOYFRIEND SENDS ME THE CUTEST GOODNIGHT MESSAGES
I'M PREGNANT aND iTS yOURS.
OMG SUPERBOWL ! GO LAKERS !!!
Splits up with boyfriend relationship status changed to 'Separated'
constantly whinges about WANTING equal rights for women PISSED OFF WHEN BOYFRIEND PAYS HALF THE BILL
SAys 'ur' instead of 'you're' for short 10 x 'o' because she's 'soooooooooo happy'
'OMG! LIKE SOMEONE TALK TO ME PLEASE! I'M Like DYING FROM BOREDOM OVER HERE!' Ignores Everyone
omg i love the movies texts her friends the whole time
adds you as facebook friend ignores you forever more
Plays paintball pushes gun FORWARD for better accuracy
Has the same star sign as you omg! we have so much in common <3
OH MY GOD LOOK WHAT I'M HAVING FOR LUNCH!
complains about everyone sending her game requests sends 200 fArmville requests out a day
OMG IT'S SNOWING MUST TELL EVERYONE
like
SupHarbAughl! HA! HA! SupHarbAughl
Is Vegan Wants everyone to know
dUB? i LOVE SKRILLEX!!!
OMG hey guys i'm laura barritt check out ma teef
I RAN OUT OF WIFI I'M THINKING OF KILLING MYSELF
GETS STUNG BY A BEE AND IS CRYING  MAKES STATUS
sees the weather outside OMG IT'S SNOWING I HAVE TO TELL EVERYONE ABOUT THIS
17 likes on my first 9gag joke ever omg im such a blogger
ME PINTO UN MECH&#211;N WERO PARA SER M&#193;S DIRECTIONER
Cannot sleep? Better complan on facebook all night
OMG GUYS You can change the name of the group conversation
I liked a picture on facebook i just saved 1 life
Obama signs executive orders He Like totally saved those sandy hook kids
doesn't like fortune demand refund
HOTBOY SAY DO YOU NOT GOOG ....CK
Tell a girl she's beautiful and she'll believe it for a second tell a girl she's ugly and she'll believe it for a lifetime
Says she has a crush on you unfriends you a day later
opens cmd 'omg im such a nerd!'
Emily
OMG
I said listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen listen
Uploads picture like tho
Uploads picture like tho
Went driVing range #omg #firSttime #golf #game #clubs #balls #girlsdayout #sunny #summer #2013 #grass #gReen #wesucked #drinks #goodtimes #fun #willdoitagain
celebrated family day with my sorority sisters omg i am such a good canadian
OMG I'M SUCH AN AQUARIST Has one betta fish
THINKS YOU'RE CUTE AND LOOKS AT ALL YOUR FB PHOTOS NEVER TELLS YOU
you blew away meh cherry
rejects you moans about being single and hour later
OMUGOSH KELSEY UGGS AND LEGGINGS ARE SO FETCH
dating a guy for 2 days 'omg i luv u so much <3 XOXO'
janani's reaction  when she is at vero moda and she sees a sale
Fiscal Cliff? EW! NO! I hate hiking!
oh my god i love call of duty 'How do you shoot?'
hates child labor wears nike
OMG SHARE IF YOU LOVE JESUS IGNORE IF YOU WANT YOUR FAMILY TO GO TO HELL
&#218;risten EGY IGAZI ROSSZ FI&#218;VAL VAN DOLGUNK!
Posts picture with bass not a real instrument
someone comments 'turtle mouth'
im  a   zombie    i  come  to  eat  your flesh
YOUR MOM WALKS BY
dad friends you you accept
complains to friend about slutty pics of classmates posts sluttier pic
goes to sthetician for a brazilian wax the fishy smells stay for days in the salon
sees les mis thinks they are a thespian
u son of a nothing u won't eat me . son of a cow
'OMG i love family guy!! <3' Doesn't get 90% of the references
ROSAN DIKS
o em jay got a boner
ik? een duckface? zeeeeeeeeeeeeker
Always says that she hate that guy always likes his pics and status updates
goes to spain on a holiday wears a mexican hat
expert of astringent and hairspray in real life knows everything on faceook.
my titties are  DARK BROWN!!!
Tror verden g&#229;r under p&#229; fredag oppdaterer facebook 24/7
OMG WHERE GOING TO DIE 21ST OF DECEMBER 2012 NOTHING HAPPENS
OMG It's the end of the World! I must update my Facebook encase people don't have eyes!
21st: OMG GUYS SHUT UP ABOUT THE END OF THE WORLD EVERY OTHER DAY: OMG WENT TO MCDONALDS TODAY #CHIPS #MCDONALDS# ONADIET:D
Unfriends you on facebook likes your comment on someone else's status
Makes status update
Says the world isn't going toe end Thinks she's said something profound
#yolo #swag
Uploads a picture to facebook omg like tell me i'm pretty
now sleep
HOLLISTER HOODIES
OMG! I just bought an assault rifle. Everyone is safer now
oh look another gun control debate
OMG im sick of all the 12/12/12 posts!!! posts a 12/12/12 status
OMG 12.12.12. <3 :*
Comes home from friend's house 'OMG I'M SOOOOOOOO DRUNK'
I don't need facebook... hahahahaha
this guy had 0 likes and i upvoted him im so nice
I'm a total Hipster
Omg i hate this shallow biatch sHE's like so ugly
Sofie: hahahahhahahahah
COMPLAINS ABOUT ANNOYING FACEBOOK FRIENDS DOESNT UNFRIEND THEM
omg someone doesn't see the world as i do lecture time!
says she cries and suffers every day middle class with a loving family and tons of friends
OMG CAN'T WAIT FOR WEEKEND... DOES WORK OR GO TO COLLEGE
OMG CAN'T WAIT FOR WEEKEND... Doesn't work or go to college
OMG I LOVE FRANK OCEAn MY FAVORITE SONG BY HIM IS'thinking about you'
likes picture of cancer patient omg i'm so going to heaven
OHH MAH GOD! ONLY ONE LIKE! THE WORLD IS ENDING!!! LMS LMS LMS!!!!
OHH MAH GOD! ONLY ONE LIKE! THE WORLD IS ENDING!!! LMS LMS LMS!!!!
OMG!!! HE CALLED ME MAYBE!
Makes profile picture victoria's secret angel
says they hate rap cause they don't understand the lyrics listens to screamo
My tattoo is art!!! Says the girl with a generic tramp stamp.
Just got a tattoo of harry styles on my arm YOLO!
food IS MY LIFE OMG<3 WEIGHS 70 POUNDS
omg it's your b-day! i'm gonna blow up your facebook page!!!
oh my god! it's huge
duckface in all 1
i lost interest in facebook time to go on ask.fm
goes to bathroom takes 84 pictures
I'm tired of the latin drama every JUAN FIGHT OVER ME!!1!
omg i made a meme with a generator im soo cool
Updates status to say I'm bored
Goes to the bathroom posts 20 pictures
In response to the new Facebook guidelines I hereby declare that my copyright... is attached to all of my personal details
EMG I GOT REJECTED BY MY CRUSH GONNA POST IT ON FB
twitter sucks. #iloveyoutwitter
recorded music from youtube Omg such a hacker!
'my mom wont buy me this iphone app shes so mean!!!' mom bought her new car
Political party: Idk lol
that moment when you put a smiley in your school essay
OH. MAh. GAWD. I pressed 'back' AND IT WENT BACK TO GOOLE
Puts on bandanna  #thuglife
tagged in a freinds photo 'oh em gee! take it off i look soo ugleey!
Hashtags are for Twitter #duh
You don't have to be young to like hello kitty
zomg!! the cops are here for a noise complaint!? i'm going to get arrested and lose my scholarship and lose my iphone and get pregnant and....
in a relationship with a guy posts every single conversation on wall. and waits for sweet couple labeling.
In the piccolo section
posts beautiful picture OMG Im so ugly
Share if you respect soldiers Shares it
Has a boyfriend Says being single on facebook
has a boyfriend being single on facebook
ermahgerd someone liked me!
omg im such a meme girl pronounces meme 'me-me'
i'm  unique
Sc&#236;&#242;p&#232;r&#242;1!1! va alle scuole medie e non sa manco cosa &#232; la riforma aprea
There has to be a way To see my forehead
A day to remember? WHo sIngs that?
Alkonyat A tvben!!!
OMG X-Factor is such a fix!!! Better tell Facebook
Gives an opinion say's she DOESN'T have an opinion
Graduated for one year knows all about real life
bakes a cookie omg I'm a master baker
SE METE AL GYM SE QUEDA SIN NYLONS
shares a photo of an ill person 'Im a very very good human being'
TBH...only doing 60 ;D LOL Only gets 3 likes
hates boys that do cocaine smokes weed
Buys skyrim because she likes the themesong
ZOMG! Mayan Apocalypse is six weeks away!
Omg the baby looks scared baby was actually sleeping
updates facebook in 21/12/2012 HERE'S A PHOTO OF HOW I DIE
i sure hope this cruise isn't a floating frat party! Gets trashed
SOMETHING HAPPENED ON BIG BROTHER BETTER TELL EVERYONE
OMG
OMG
hates metal because she can't understand the words listens to gangnam style all day
Likes 'rip amanda tod page' Doesn't care 3 minutes later
Posts 'like if you hate cancer' To FeEl better about herself and get likes
omg
'omg i'm the biggest fan of this band'    only listened to one song
Posts picture in A hospital bed Omg I'm popular
Omg kim-jong il is dead? Rip!!!!!!!!!
Doesn't like the truth Deletes you from her facebook
omg i love you so much
omg he poked me once by accident must poke him back 30 times and message him everyday
COMPLAINS HOW BAD HER DAY WAS DOESN'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT WHEN ASKED ABOUT IT
annoying statuses and selfies always in news feed unsubscribed
Oh my god why's it so windy outside?
CAYO UN OVNI EN ZAPALLAR  EN TWITTER DICE
this is the look when she takes it in the arse!!!
My boyfriend... The Invisible Man
'aww im so forever alone' tags 5 friends
'OMG NKJ BIBLE IS BETTER THAN CATHOLIC BIBLE' dOESN'T REALIZE ORIGINAL BIBLES WERE CATHOLIC
OMG stop using #'s #stopthis
'OMG need help!!!' projectors not on
Guys
#DAVETRAIN'D
no homework in language arts
first day in host country uploads 268 pictures
oommmgggg I love my boyfriend so much!!! started dating 20 minutes ago
OMG o ate the whole bowl of cookies #yolo#
using botox was a bad idea.
omg! we're in a youtube video!
I dont really understand the issues so i posted a bunch of memes
cell phones to many options
800 friends Dunbar's number...nuff said
I'm Atheist omg
expert with 'pimp my profile' profile occupation: 'web developer'
omg im a 90s kid born december 31st
OMG! I hate attention whores. Thumbs up if you agree.
hurrrrrr omg lets take 200 pics of it and post to facebook
lIVES IN SOUTH PARK
I've tagged you all now LIke my status!!!
unlike you
Watches Presidential Debate instant political analyst
LIKES CLASSIC ROCK LISTENs TO SPICE GIRLS
Poste des statuts en latin scrappe sa conjugaison de l'imparfait
loses arguement on facebook deletes all her comments so it looks like you're talking to yourself
Guys are so lucky they don't have to wear makeup!
MOM YELLED AT ME BRB TODDING
LikeS controversial humor page Takes posts seriously
USES NEWLY PROSTITUTED :42: emoticon on facebook omg im such a nerd!1!1!
megrkeztem a buliba gyorsan ki&#237;rom facebook-ra
omg it's your bday!
Uses memes for the first time omg im soo ironic
OMG HE didn't text back immediately better make passive agressive facebook post
happy birthdayyyyy tooo youuuuuuuu
hates facebook uses facebook
uses incorrect meme 'i thought the picture was cute'
Ha  KAcang ijo
UPSET DON'T TEXT THE CELL
I don't like tumblr shares memes
is 15 and Goes on One Date Changes Relationship status on facebook to 'Married'
OHMYGOD! MY LIFE SUXX SO BADDD! I CANT HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDZZZ LYKE
'i hate guns and the death they bring!!!' posts pic of herself smoking marlboros
PUTS UP MILLION PICS OF kids WHO ARE 'HER whole WORLD'   godmother
like or comment if you want to go out with me
'I hate sluts that cant keep their legs closed' has a kid
4000 de poze pe facebook 3950 cu pisici si quoturi retardate
LIke if you like kissing tubas igonore if you worship the devil and want your mom to die
'i'M NEVER GONNA TAKE DRUGS IN MY LIFE' SMOKES CIGARETTES EVERY DAY AND GETS DRUNK EVERY SATURDAY NIGHT
maths is the only SUBJECT that makes me  go crazy
YES  GOT 1 LIKE
God's got your back...  Keep Moving
Bieber's throwing up 'omg let me eat some of that!'
You forgot I had a pinterest that is like forgetting i had a facebook!
she&#180;s a little to high she&#180;s a little to low
DOn't you leave me brokenhearted tonight Karmin 10.12 Alumni Hall 10pm
It be mah b-day! omggggggg so random!!
Napisz post na fb niech wiedzą jak długo robiłeś lekcje.
I HATE THOSE ATTENTION WHORES LIKE AND SHARE IF U AGREE :)
steals someone elses picture crops only on her face
refers to her boyfriend as 'baby' i want my baby sooooo bad ;'(
wears camo OMG IM such a country gurl
says she gonna lose weight cause shes fat posts about eating mcdonalds
TBH (like) :] :] gets 19 likes
posts picture about a cut tiniest thing that could have ended her life
'Roses are red and violets are blue...' LOL I'M SO intellectual
posts on a  friends wall about getting better after being sick makes it public
when you try to make this face you laugh
hyyypppppperrrr time: 5:00 am
posts 'if you bring something bad up about my past
my life sucks I'm fat
Posts Hashtags from twitter like  #hot in facebook posts
posts ........ gets five likes
Complains about friends posting baby pictures posts 12 pictures of cooked food
I'm havng breakfast better take a photo so that my facebook friends know
OH MY GOD  GOOD CHARLOTTE
Wants to find out something quantifiable and objective posts question as facebook status
Two 24 degree heat days omg Feckin heatwave!
children with down syndrome? ugly! adalia rose? OMG! MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IN THE WORLD! GOD BLESS HER <3 xoxo
lyke the pick  not the link <333
COMES SUSHI NO MAMES WE
SEEING A HOT GUY AT THE BEACH OMG SHOW US YA ABS ;)
didn't read post
I have a calculator and a periodic table app on my macbook I'm such a nerd
Post boobs get million like
sylwia to nie imie sylwia to jurek
says she hates people who beg for attenion has 33 posts of her calling her self ugly
uses this meme to post how happy she is
JUST UPDATED MY STATUS ERRR GEH GURRRD... LUNCH TIME
i love kpop gangnam style
i don't know where my wei takes place better repeat TBE in all my sentences
remembers 9/11 by posting about her wedding
wears asking alexandria shirt knows 1 song
no box in 7 minutes OMG FRONGSTER WTF?!
ATTENDS HOGWARTS SCHOOL OF WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY
post stupid emotional status already 42 likes
Just quit smoking Feeling awesome
LIKES AND COMMENTS EVERYBODY'S STATUS & COMMENTS
SOMEONE ASKed ABOUT THE NEW AVATAR 'omg! tHE LEGEND OF KORRA!'
Friend leaves facebook open omg im a leet haxor
WRITES STATUS ABOUT STARTING SHIT WITH SOMEONE WHY DOES EVERY1 HATE ME!?!!!1!?!
Listens In on intelligent conversation posts it as her own 'reflections'
Omg created fb page am famous
'r.i.p whitney houston' has never heard any of her songs
so then i totally broke up with him because he was so totally screwing around with me and i was getting all annoyed so i called the police and they turned up at the door and when i answered the door he got all upset and admitted he was a virgin even though we'd had sex like 5978434 times in the past year and a quarter but the police wouldn't go away and they broke the door down and i got done for calling the police falsely but i still have facebook
'OMG
Ermagherd!! Im butt
Likes a rock song  'I'm a big rocker now! I need rocker clothes and masonic stuff!'
Earthquake at 3 am gotta confirm on facebook immediately
Buys new Hat Takes 30 pictures of it in all different angles
Buys new $100 Speech teXtbook from the guy next to her And never pays it back
Knows numbers 1-7 and how to say 'i love you' in German Languages: English
12:00 pm  still on facebook
has 982 friends  Omg Im sooooo not popular!
Tries to make a pout  ends up making a duck face
i'm eating pizza better take a picture of it
I don't believe in the paranormal!!! passes on chain letters.
OMG
Goes on profile to see the number of friends gets depressed when the mumber decreases
just landed leading role  starring John Holmes
Pink floyd? omg i didn't know pink had a second name
Loses arguement to you on her status deletes certain comments to make it look like she won
ERMAGERD  GOMEZ MAKES LIKE 7 BAZILLION
'OMG I LOVE TWO DOOR CINEMA CLUB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3333' only knows undercover martyn
OMG!!! Class of 2013!!!!<3 Doesn't have enough credits to classify as a Senior
duckface in 90% of photos
eats meat
*posts slutty pics while typing* OMG I'm so ugly!
I want to be on girls gone wild! I do what i do best
going to a nicki minaj concert...... just w.t.f do i wear ?
going to a nicki minaj concert...... just w.t.f do i wear ?
breaks up with boyfriend relationship status: divorced
it's time for... bukkake!
I dont understand it so it must be wrong
Tyler the creator fan only heard yonkers
ERMAGERD!!! NERRRTH SERBERRBAN!!!
college cup? omg boyz
rip lance armstrong
OMG I LOVE FROYO I'm SO AZN!
Not enough likes on status deletes it
1
ALL I LIKE ON  FB IS LIKES
Just turned 14 OMGZ im still a virgin :'(
IGNORES your calls and texts  Likes all of your photos and status
friend leaves facebook page logged in omg! i'm such a hacker!
rumah siapa kan dilanggar karang? like plz angpau jangan lupa ah ahax
OMG I'M SO BIPOLAR
omg steve jobs died who the hell is dennis ritchie
omg i love kanye west! YMCMB!
and then i said put it in yo mouth
Always posts about problems never wants to talk about them
hair is shoUlder length  #longhairdontcaRe
Omg why don't we talk anymore!? gets messaged five minutes later and doesn't respond
SAY SHE IS A 'OTAKU' ONLY SAW NARUTO
omg
Sophomores who complain about all the freshmen we're so cool
replys to a post on facebook 'what?'
cREATES A DESIGN IS REJECTED BY THE CLASS
LINDAH! I'M GONNA KEEP YELLING!
3 days in foreign country 'oh my god
figyelj
'omg If you make Memes you really have no life' posts annoying stuff  every 5 minutes on facebook
Boyfriends is cheating on you ZOMG!1!! Take a picture!!!
OMG
finally becomes fameous
One direction are on tv fills new feed with status'
I haven't seen my boyfriend all day I can just die right now without him
OMG EMINEM IS THE BEST RAPPER EVER! WAIT
finally becomes fameous
Saving babies *gulp gulp*
Posts a deep quote on a cleavage picture OMGGG I am so inspirational
Listens to one metal song OMG!! IM SUCH A METALHEAD
OMG Work is so Hard  Works 4 hours a week at hollister
If you can't handle me at my worst You sure as hell don't deserve me at my best
YOU LEFT YOUR FACEBOOK OPEN AT MY HOUSE LOL I'M SUCH A HACKER
smoke FIRST TIME MARIjuana  like bob marley now
Smokes first time marijuana loves bob marley now
Likes all your  moms photos
OMG I'VE BEEN DATING A GUY FOR 1 WEEK LET ME TELL EVERYONE ON MY FACEBOOK THAT HE'S THE LOVE OF MY LIFE
this is my 1 week dating anniversary got to spam so everyone knows who is the love of my life
calls up sick starts posting after work hours
UPDATES STATUS TO 'omg i'm so ugly' Has 2000 photos
.
LOOSES ARGUMENTs IN FACEBOOK Deletes comments
'Omg I hate freshmannnn!' just entered sophomore year
Makeup
knows chorus to 99 problems by jay-z claims she loves rap music
listens to ai se eu te pego changes language to portuguese
GOes to mcdonalds 200 new photos
OMG SO DRUNK HAD HALF A BEER
That's Hilarious
I TRIED BEING NORMAL
Going to the grocery store. yolo!!!!!!!<3
OMG I AM TOTALLy addicted to COFFEE AREN'T I SO SOPHISTICATED only ever gets FrappUchinoS
write a stupid status 'like mah status'
''omg omg omg i can't wait tomorrow!! so excited!!''
omgggggg you're aries too?! IT'S A DESTINY
''omg im such a 90's kid' born in 1999
muuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurgh i can speak whale language
so he sed yes  and i was like oh myyy goddd!
late to work fixed with duckface
MeT today Omg I love him!
hates capitalism Has a facebook account
hears about colorado shooting likes joker on facebook
LMS IF YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU WHAT I THINK OF YOU
''tha best parteey evaaaa <333'' status posted on 10:06 pm
Cannot figure out PRIVACY settings OMG I MUST CLEAN UP MY FACEBOOK FRIENDS LIST
Changes language to pirate talks in pirate
Posts image of muscular guy from olympics 'OMG sooo dating this guy <3'
ermahgerd ermrgasm!!!
I'm Gay for Chick fil A
Takes Pic in Mirror DUCKFACE!!!
'Boys are stupid' 63 comments from 'REAL MEN'
First tattoo omg i'm addicted to ink
breaks up with boyfriend after 2 days forever alone
HAPPY BIRTHDAY THANKS FACEBOOK to remind me
Has two gay friends 'omg i'm such a gay rights activist'
'omg i miss my besstiees' didn't see them for 1 day
Lobbies gov't to keep adult bookstore out of town cries persecution when politician wants to do same to chick-fil-a
oh my god a pimple? photoshop.
post a picture with friends glasses 'omg such a nerd'
Gets one tattoo tattoo expert
takes pics with lots of other girls all captioned 'OMG Besties <3'
OMG Carnosus new song
Oh you texted me? OMG lets skype!!!!!!
omg omg I can't wait  for the baby to be born..
Ooo Penus! I'm in love!
likes all your posts
Goes To Washroom Takes a hundred photos and upload it and name it 'washroom trip mode'
INBOX MEH SEES YOUR MESSAGE
I don't judge Steady judging people
omg da janoskians signed with sony better than the beatles!11!!!
Go on vacation to egypt Take three pictures of tickets
Spends 1 month in california changes facebook education to california state university
Kid Rock They make rock just for kids now?
smokes pot once posts bob marley quote
TALKS ABOUT STRAP ON ADVENTURES
backpacking thru italy omg just saw the sixteenth chapel!
small gathering at mine 200 new photos
Likes any clubs on FB 14 Years old
ITS RAINING! ILL UPDATE MY STATUS SO MY FRIENDS WITHOUT WINDOWS CAN KNOW
I don't always go to the gym But when i do
voices opinion of drugs on facebook deletes status because of other peoples opinions.
posts a status about her life problems says it doesn't matter when someone asks what's wrong
Owwwww thats my ass!
Can't talk now I got Kardashians to keep up with!
Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold ARE SOO CUTE JAMES HOLMES IS A FILTHY MURDERER
I am totally a gamer plays sims
FACEBOOK UNBLOCKED AT SCHOOL FOR ONE DAY OMG FACEBOOK'S UNBLOCKED FOREVER
OMG JUST MADE A RAGE COMIC Better tag my friend
omg god the shire sux secretly loves it
Hates drama Starts drama
smokes for first time in her life publish on facebook many posts about how much she loves marijuana and other drugs
OMG boys are such scumbags! Attacks people over 'sexist' statuses
'OMGOD ADALIA ROSE IS BEAUTIFUL! DON'T CALL HER UGLY!' Makes fun of people for being fat.
OMG So that's how you print a spine/pocket label
1
sahur update facebook status
BOYS ARE JUST INTIMIDATED BY MY ATHLETIC BODY FAT ROLLS VISIBLE BENEATH SHIRT
OMG Today is the worst day ever!!!!!!!1 Coped same post from yesterday
Buys lots of junk food Photo update imminent
'I'm obese' wears a size five
'i'm curvy' ...has no chest
omg i h8 it wen ppl say 'brb' y cant u just say 'be right back'?
saw a black man unhinged her jaw
omg this all-inclusive resort actually includes everything
Life is going to get much better next week life is not better next week
Says SChool photo is ugly  puts as profile picture
writes ur so pretty on the girl who weighs 250 lbs with acnes duckface profile picture
posts lyrics from emo songs 'i can totally relate to this'
OMG IT's tomorrow!
not friends with her
always posts attention seeking rants about how peolpe/friends are and should be can't handle when the 'intended'  person calls her out on her post
OMGGGG FOSTER THE PEOPLE IS SOOOOO HIPSTER
walks away to be the 'bigger' person walks wrong way
'OMG LEAVE ME ALONE' 738 LIKES
'eu sou uma garota country!' s&#243; escutou taylor swift.
'I HATE BENDIGO
Posts status about autism 'ZOMG i am so much better than you are!!!11!!!!'
Goes out with boy for two weeks 'OMFG I'm Engaged!!!!!!'
Buys a dslr uses it to take mirror pictures
omg i want a baby
Invites everyone to play farmville lol i love multiplayer
omg lyk srsly tehehe ha yeah.
Gets pissed at Stupid Facebook posts Posts it to another site..
POSTS A SAD FACE WHEN ASKED
I talk to people through status updates All must hear of my life and personal feelings
omg omg omg!!!!! Im a meme!!!!!
hacks on you when you do something wrong she does something wrong ' OMG SHUT UP YOURE SO IMMATURE'
I love my daughter so much.  She is my dooderbug and I dont know what I would do without her Who can watch my kid all weekend so I can stalk 3 of my ex boyfriend?
truth is... ur rly prty n we shud tlk moar
Omg
glowsticks
I tried reading manga. IT sucked! The plot was soooo backwards.
Boyfriend removed her from his profile picture 'are you breaking up with me??!!?'
HAS PUSS GUSHING OUT EYES MANAGES TO POST IT ON FACEBOOK
Tanner Montague
WRITES ON 20 OF HER FRIENDS FACEBOOK WALLS OMG WE NEED TO HANG OUT THIS SUMMER!!!1!
posts something about the fraud on timeline omg i'm such a revolutionary
Likes posts To save African children
omg there should be a dislike button
'OMG!' PETER SAGAN'S FOREST GUMP!
why wont you love me my cherry is popped
Hey
todays monday beter post on  facebook
Deletes person off facebook when mad readds them
HAS 200 PROFILEPICTURES EVERYONE TAKEN BY SAME DAY
higgs boson discovered? mr boson must be proud
Posts ':[' waits for friends to ask what's wrong
Posts about higgs boson all day No idea what it means
thigh gap
'someone who can actually hold a conversation talk to me' conversational skills of a rock
In real life I have no friends  on facebook i have 9
Posts vague one liner status expects people to ask about it
buys 1000 dollar camera TO TAKE PICTURES IN THE MIRROR
OMG OMG OMG Because repeating yourself three times is so much more interesting for the reader
Im admin in 4 pages on facebook im from world famous !!
omg so racist delete it
listens to white st rook for the first time omg best day everrrrrr
gets tekkit becomes minecraft pro
listens to craddle of filth omg I'm so trve
Omg I hate friends
OMG WERE BFF'S FOREVER AND EVER Gets in argument doesnt speak to her ever.
Buys dslr camera
status about all her problems doesn't want to talk about it
complains about facebook ruining social life got facebook two weeks ago
My last like saved the world now i can upload 200 more pics of me and my cat
I dont like attention Uploads a photo everyday on facebook
Press any key to continue WHich one is 'Any Key'
HEYYYYY GURL  HOW YOU DOING GUrRLl
Which celebrity are you ?  - http://goo.gl/8Zwls
omg the heat won im gonna tell the world
Corporate commandeR meme Just took me to Dinner OMG!!!!
an earthquake!! must make status
OMG im such a gamer girl plays farmville on Facebook
week before: omg one direction guys are soooo gay week after: omg omg omg omg harry styles!! i luv 1d!!
an antitheist facebook page!? my religious beliefs tell me to troll
pro-life SAYS parents should have aborted you
NEW BOYFRIEND OMG LUV HIM SO MUCH WE R THE WORLD!
People are jealous because i'm sexy
posts status about how she's waiting for the perfect man is the biggest skank you know
takes duckface picture
always posts status about problems doesnt want to talk about it
gets celebratory send off from coworkers on fb wall. clicks like on all the images posted on wall.
EHMEHGERD NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME
third guy this week HUH? TELL me AGAIN HOW ALL GUYS ARE ASSHOLES...
hey i just met you and this is crazy
reads about florida face eater 'OMG!  They should outlaw bath salts!'
Post pictures of drinking in bar not 21
Puts emoticons after everything just in case you didn't get how she's feeling
GETS INSULTED LIKES THE COMMENT
Tells you to add her at a party Never actually adds you but adds everyone else that requests her
2 chainz? For how much?!
I love my boyfriend so much and will always be loyal to him flirts like hell when he's not around
:D OMG LOL
going outside for a while just gotta let my 1000 friends on facebook know every detail
Hates koch bro's and rants continuous on facebook... buys brawny paper towels because they are $2 cheaper...
PLAYS 'BLEED' BY MESHUGGAH 'WHAT'S THAT
goes somewhere posts photos. omg! im so adventurous
fav philosopher  Nietzsche cant even pronounce  Nietzsche
uses instagram OMg i'm such an artist
Posts a quote about stupid people thinks she's smart
looks at small object OMG ITS SOOOO  CUTE
(her) Look guys
OMG YOUR FROM LA? DID YOU DIE?
Yay! summer's almost here! i <3 summer! omg i hate this heat!
Learn how to say 'Hello' in a couple different languages OMG! i speak english
'eating ice cream in bed watching csi... doesn't get any better than this!'
became hipster by buying nerd glasses
goes somewhere omg! im so adventurous
tries smoking
Claims they are a 'facebook' hacker Doesn't know about LOIC or even what an IP address is
I want to lose weight and be skinny but food just takes like
hey i just met you
has star wars shirt omg i'm such a geek
omg i hate when guys stare at my ass! wears yoga pants with writing on the butt
Enters a competition For one direction tickets  Omg guys i'm gonna see jls this summer! Buzzing!
talks shit about 'best friend' behind their back post picture with them next day saying 'love my bff'
ANGELS? HORSES? PICTURES OF   HEARTWARMING QUOTES? SHARE!
omigod you guys these benches are like totally wet
WORE NO MAKE UP TODAY OMG YOLO!
friend says ''get ugly'' Beauty pageant winner: i already am!
OMFG TIMELINE SO AWESOME
Take's a shit posts on facebook
ADD JAPANESE AS YOUR LANGUAGE ON FACEBOOK BUT DON'T KNOW HOW TO SPEAK IT
lms  if u love god and breathing and if u dont ur going to hell and ur gonna kill a kid who sick cause the doctor get paid in like or something
I love my friends and you guys mean the world to me copy and paste if you do too
i am not a belieber  i am a one directioner
Says shes moving For attention
you play lol? me too! i like laugh all the time!
Posts picture of cleavage Gets pissed when comments are about cleavage
Complains When people say she looks like snookie every pic is of her doing the duck face
we're so awkward... i guess thats why we're friends :) omg im so deep!
omg you guys i'm so mad now ask me questions so i can take out my anger on you
omg you guys i'm so mad now ask me questions so I can take my anger out on you
omg! stop giving me advice! if you solve my problem i have to stop whining!
Usuwam niektore komenty bo psuja moj wizerunek na fejsie
I'm a women and I deserve respect uploads pictures of herself in a bikini
I DON'T ALWAYS USE THE WRONG MEME SHITS
person you dont know well is in a relationship when did this happen!?
pulls stupid face in picture gets a meme made after her
CARPE DIEM? I DONT SPEAK FRENCH LOL
Now I look just like justin beiber
Did you know giraffes sit on their babies?!?!
Oh boy you had your chance and blew it. Stand aside and watch a real niqqa do it.
Gets on fb Im Bored  Decides to post Some owie pics and gets a million comments
'OMG i'm going to jump off a cliff!' Yolo!
Retires from game makes thread in game forum
Timeline launched 8 MONTHS ago  Have 220 Cover Pic *500x200 pixels*
LMS for TBH OMG you Guise! Stop already!
I was like still have my virginity though
takes a screenshot of msn chat with somebody thiks they are so funnyyy
omg you speak korean?? i thought you spoke asian??
OMG!
GUYs. SRSLY GUYS. WHO HAS THE VODKA. GUIZ.
books bali holiday starts annoying countdown for the next 2 months
omg some girl with the username Musically Oblivious 8th Grader thinks that the beatles stole beibers haircut
ksjdfksjdfksjf IMPOLI :O
'omg i haz straight hurr nowz!!!!111!!1! luv it! <3' a few weeks later: 'omg i miss my curly hurr! T_T''
'talk shit
omg i love my new boyfriend started dating a week ago
sees house across street burning down 'Omg
Hey dark moon light talk to me on facebook
J&#225;vorka Jucus
Uses googlE synth NEXT SKRILLEX
Says she&#180;s a special girl got 2 Boyfriends since lunch
that awkward moment when the toilet flush takes like forever to go
omg i have the best boyfriend in the world... everyone in the city knows he's cheating on her except for her
he poked me changes relationship status to married ;)
gets instagram posts all her photos and thinks she's a pro photographer
gets instagram posts all her photos and thinks she's a pro photographer
YOLO? THAT'S FROM STAR WARS
takes new profile picture likes everyone elses before uploading it
InTOLERANT of others hates others being intolerant of my intolerance
MAKES MEME POSTS ON FACEBOOK
Brighton makes a meme page omg memes are so funny
post a photo tags herself 5 times
Posts a picture of wkd blue i'm such an alcoholic
It's snowing outside! better tell everyone...
Hmm i want a lot of picture likes time to post a picture with my boobs hanging out
OMG I LOVE ONE DIRECTION SO MUCH 'NEIL' IS TOTALLY MY FAVORITE XO
THEY UPDATED FACEBOOK WITHOUT TELLING US? HOW DARE THEY UPDATE THEIR FREE SERVICE WITHOUT OUR PERMISSION
Hash tags everthing thinks its cool
I'm gonna post an immature opinion status on facebook And then freak out on anyone who comments their opinion on it. Laawwwwlllsss
Playes the sims 3 omg! i'm such a girl gamer
WHO WANTS TO COME HANG OUT WITH ME AND IRELAND IN PORTLAND HILLS
to be honest xoxo luv u grl!
omg dubstep is so awesome!!11! only knows one skrillex song
OMG!1!1 Im such a metalhead!!!!!!!!!! likes nickelback
I don't know what to post Let me go get a line from a song  and put a  <3
'i'm so ugly' friends write encouraging bullshit comments
discovers instagram filters every picture
Doesn't want bf to have  sex with  another girl does this by refusing him sex
updates status on facebook facepalm
Political views: 'socialist' 'OMG CAN'T BELIEVE I GOT TAXED ON MY PAY THIS MONTH FML!!!!!1!!1!'
listening to heavy dubstep while studying communications major
can't log into mycsustan time to make a meme!
goes to wi-fi cafe order a glass of cheapest drink 5 hours of  internet
had timeline a week 46 different cover photos
I'mmm tayyyyyyy
Omg
friend leaves their facebook page up 'omg
'Omg Justin bieber sucks i don't know why people like him' Loves one direction
OMG DIABLO 3 IS OUT! that's my fave game
just got son of mars!
wears short shorts hell no you go to biotech
OMG SUOMI VOITOLLA PAKKO KERTOO NIILLE JOILLA EI OO TELKKARII
OH EM  GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Got into a minor fight with you 'Omg i'm totally gonna remove you as my friend'
Athiest?? Come On! ;(
just finished high school  childcare!
drinks non alcoholic beer in university library I'm so drunk right now
Listens to song popular a year ago this song is so old
BF 4got monthiversary It's over
forgot to harvest crops in farmville consider committing suicide
oh well i got dumped again :( let'S make a new status update !
OMG! SO i HAVE INSTAGRAM! WHICH MEANS I'M A PHOTOGRAPHER!
me and my bf are in a serious relasionship is twelve
Seniors Please don't leave! Only knows 2 seniors
bought an mp3 player can't figure out why it says 'file format not supported'
Wins the lotto Uses the money to buy computers to Facebook on
Is pregnant decides to post 'i wonder when i will start lactating'.
Trabaja con judios Se cree parte de ellos
Get instagram 'yea im a pro photographer'
OMG! HE'S SUCH A JERK... KEEP TALKING 'BOUT HIM ALL DAY
OMG I MSIS THE 90'S SO MUCH Born in 1999
pOsts a status the gets no attention reposts
OMG So the radio played one of nickelback's classics then I found out it was their new song
omg
only 97 new notifications omg!!! where is everyone?
Complains about old meme post an older one
cucumber gin is expensive must be delicious
MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU OMGAWD I LOVE STAR WARS
Complains about radio ruining favorite song Plays it on youtube
OMG! MY boyfriend's got me cheatin' status update: omfg! My boyfriend's got me cheatin' what do i do?
keep  or delete
complains about everything in life can't hold a proper discussion without realizing she's wrong
DOESN'T LIKE OR COMMENT STEALS STATUS ANYWAY
Listens to skrillex omg i love dubstep
Zomg i got dumped my lifez overr
Omg cant handle anymore of this drama mom cant seriously make me do my homework
bonk bonk bonk  bbbbb bonk dur dur dur dur flubba flubb flub dur BONK.
wears incredibly slutty clothes bitches at guys for looking for .3723 seconds
Sister is in the same house talk to each other on facebook
omg totally did like 50 situps better update all my friends about it!!
omgg
listen to a shitty skrillex song OMG!!!!!! I LOVE DUBSTEP!!!!
complains about procrastinators 'omg 3000 word essay due tomorrow didn't even start lol fml'
AHHHHHHHHH Rich&#225;rd Fazekas VAGYOK mennyi l&#225;jk gyűlik &#246;ssze 5 perc alatt??
i love nirvana half the man i used to be is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!
omg/jk/lol! i totally queefed out my tampon.
LIKES YOUr status  tells you she just liked your status
ASKS FOR YOUR PHONE NUMBER POOPS ON YOUR FACE
Wait
watched star wars the clone wars cartoon OMG im such a star wars nerd lolz
heard inner voice omg i keep hearing voices i think im psycho so scared right now :(
Posts picture of herself on facebook Caption: Eww I'm so Ugly
wooo freshman year yolo no regrets sb12 pcb
(likes kony 2012) OMG I'm Such a good person
*BEGINNING OF JUNIOR YEAR OH EM GEE UNDERCLASSMEN ARE SO STOOPID
'Got my 4/20 planned out tomorrow! <3' didn't Smoke weed and stayed on facebook the rest of the day
WE MADE FAKE FB ACCOUNTS TO SPY ON STUDENT OMG WE'RE SUCH GOOD HACKERS
Posts 1000  pictures of herself on Facebook  OMG I am so ugly!
Posts how amazing she is one day Cries over how horrible she is the next
omg mma is so violent and cruel i love ufc
streams instagram photos to facebook only instagrams photos of self
watches popular show season finale spoils ending for everyone on fb
Watched 1st episode of naruto OMG IM A OTAKU
I followed 'god' on Facebook  Omg I'm such a good chriStiAn
omg lms it hides my insecurity
Pulls her hair down all over her face OMG's I look so beautiful now! No more zits
gotta take a shower tells everyone on facebook
Sees wiz khalifa Says they're best friends now
AWMG SO MUCH STUFF TO LEARN
sees friends in all classes omg we need to hang out more!!!1!!!1!
omg i am the ultimate 1d fan because i will love them 5ever
bbf vfre
BASHES OTHER'S CREATIONS AND EXPECT THEM NOT TO COMPLAIN COMPLAINS WHENEVER THEIR CREATION IS BASHED
HERE HE COMES LOOKOUT!!
Listens to 1d Never listened to hoodie allen
omg dragonball I love that movie!!!
posts check in at bar more than once
HOLDS A CONVERSATION BY POSTING ON THEIR WALLS
finally found 'soul mate' 1 day later
TBH LIKE 'UHH I DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE'
I'VE BEEN HACKED!? AWWW I WANTED TO CHANGE PROFILE PICTURE!!!
tweeting about being at the nail salon really on the toilet.
OMG A POINT GARD
facebook personal info includes: 'I fake materialistic people' favorite shows: jersey shore
Just went to Starbucks  Lol
Dating for 2 months 'I'm in love.'
lose
omg a shooting nearby! tells facebook about it
OMG!!1!1! Farmville!!!1!
omg like... tornado!
posts something about one tree hill
Moving to a new school after summer updates school on facebook in advance
is single changes relationship to being 'engaged' to a best friend.
Girls in EPFL are like parking spaces : either taken or for disabled people.
takes up an engineering degree calls herself 'engineer'
'omg hunger games was amazing!!!!!!' hasn't read the book
OMG I can't find a computer anywhere finds one
Wake up in the morning Gotta let the people know
april fools amg im pregnant!!!....loljk
Posts meme on her wall in an attempt to look cool uses wrong meme
took pic on instagram not sure what filter to use
finds something on the internet that they don't recognize 'this goes in /r/wtf'
has a job for 4 days thinks that she did such a good job that her manager has fallen in love with her
hi mum i'm goin' to a party with 400 people Don't worry I'll take all the drugs there
on vacation 'never coming homeeee'
I'm going to travel the world HAS NO SOURCE OF INCOME
everyone watches twilight i love twilight <3
hung out once Besties <3
hates two-faced people continues to hang out with two-faced people
writes whole word 'because' erases everything and writes cuz--omg im soo ghetto
it's meegan not meagan
OMFG KONY2012!! WHAT STATE IS THAT AGAIN
o yah he apologized to me? ill just ignore it and expect an essay
Says yolo never heard the motto
Hangs out once OMG Besties <3
omg guys im so kool! i can be a jack ass on facebook!
Shares kony video is wearing diamonds
Y.o.l.o spends 4 hours a day on facebook
Changed profile name OMG i'm so cool
if humans evolved from monkies then why are there still monkies??
Just finsihed watching a new twd episode post ' omg such a great episode can't wait for more'
over 1000 friends im so much better than you loserz
JAY-Z is The greatest rapper alive who's rakim
ahhh omggg Doneee with finalssss spring breakkkkkk!!!!!
omg I love justin bieber's music
HONEY INBOX!
Has break up makes multiple posts on facebook
Has break up Makes multiple posts on facebook
unfunny joke was told laughed UNCONTROLLABLY
goes for 'bad boys' cries on fb about a boy who treated her badly
hot guy from class just accepted my scramble invitation
WHATS THE HOMEWORK SEND IT TO ME NOW
POsts about 'YOLO' - You only live once After Drake made a song about it
Girl posts on your crush's wall Oh no she didn't
Agrees with anti-abortion link on facebook gets an abortion
hot guy says something relatively funny hahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaaha
finds picture of child with physical defect 'like and share if shes beautifullll <3'
Everybody wants to see  My highscore on templerun
Listens to one black veil brides song OMG IM LYK SO scene.
OMG  IT'S ERBVIRUS!
Reads hunger games multiple orgasms per page
omg i just linked my twitter to facebook
Does an irish car bomb with her mother makes a facebook status about it
'K you're like 12.' is 13
Omg I'm awesome
Ball en blanc? best rave ever
NEVER HEARD OF MOEBIUS OMG
kony kony kony  kony kony kony
deleted off facebook gets drunk and causes fight about it
OMG SPRING BREAK BIKINI PICTURES
watched #kony2012
I'll just go put the fridge back in the fridge
Post new FB status: ...
WANTS TO STOP KONY DOES JACK SHIT AND JUST SPAMS KONY2012 ON THE INTERNET
LIKES KONY2012 VID IM SUCH A GOOD PERSON!!
omg!!!!! thats some gooooood crack!!!!!
Omg truth is <3 writes compliments on everyones wall
Asks how many nuggets come in a 10-piece
kony must be stopped. this video changed my life. checks in at el torito
Kony 2012? HE HAS MAHH VOTE ZOMG!
ASKs you to leave a one word comment describng her Doesn't read the replies
OMG I reposted about Kony! I'm Such an activist!
posts status about how she can never find the right guy posts 'who wants to be my facebook husband' 5 mins later
Watched 30 minute vid omg social activist
205 like in 5 minutes mission accomplished!
OMG KONY I love helping people in africa
OMG IM NOT WATCHING KONY 2012 I DUN CARE ABOUT THE ELECTION
'Humans are a disease that is destroying the earth' kony 2012
i think i'm so ugly i'll post 1
likes a picture from 7 months ago
post about kony 2012 on facebook has never heard about kony until facebook
POST OLD MEMES ON FACEBOOK  EVERYONE
logs of facebook logs back on 5 min later kony spam everywhere
Posts about kony Won't care in a month
Watched the Kony2012 video OMG I know everything about central africa!!!!!!!
everyone has status about kony 2012 changes her status also even though she doesnt even know what kony 2012 is
1 new facebook notification poke from mom
OmG Me & jessica simpson know tUna & chicken of the sea is the same thing but is not at the same time...like duh!
HEY GUYS! KONY!! #KONY
support kony 2012 i'm a superhero
DRAWS ON SELF. POSTS PICTURE 'WOOPS.. IM SO CLUMSY LOL'
Gets in fight with boyfriend  facebook single. -->  slutty default picture. --> immature status.
POSTS STATUS ON FACEBOOK NO LIKES
posts picture on facebook captions 'likes before comments?
OOOOO!! Send me more!!! I never see you anymore
Everybody hates my music lms if you love me
Plays words with friends on facebook uses free tile on a triple letter
10 likes on a picure i'm so popular!
'OMG!! ILY!! <3!! COMPLAINS ABOUT BEING ALONE
'OMG! IM SOOO POOR! LOL' PaRENTS BOUGHT HER A CAR
Never again
I`ve posted a new pic of me on fb i should tag myself in it
makes facebook meme group omg im soooo funny
early out Goes to La juanitas and tags all of her friends that went
24mbit broadband is slow! receiving file from friend with 2 mbit dsl
OMG I found this funny Picture Better repost it in my argument
no one likes my facebook posts post link of blog instead
has 600 facebook photos hides profile picture
this picture of myself is soooo cool i will upload it upside down
recently discovered memes only posts stoner dog and agrees with him
Pusher trilogy free on television
Buys &#163;300 camera Uses it to take selfies
HATes Everyboy Has 1
OMG MY PROFILE PICTURE IS SIDEWAYS EVERYONE LIKE AND COMMENT
Goes into bed in less than 3 dates with guys that has never seen before in life now wants an eternal love
'you're so annoying and we hate you' Calls 45 Times to hAng out
Posts new status omg. i'm so bored.
complains about whitney houston hype/sad about whitney houston death end up in same trending topics section
omg!!! i'm a meemee!!!
MERR MBI 50 LIKE NE FOTO WAW JAM VIP HIHHIHHI
posts status about wanting to save starving children in africa buys $300 camera to take duckface pictures
posts status about wanting to save starving children in africa buys $350 camera to take duckface pictures
omg i just got engaged over facebook
Likes 'like if you think shes beautiful' post calls everyone a retard
WHAT?!?! pudding makes you believe in angels
One direction are so awesome They are better than Justin beiber
omg i love dubstep ipod full of black eyed peas
Does 'Video Truths' Spams newsfeed for next 3 hours
posts status about saving starving children in africa  buys $300 camera to take stupid duckface pictures
takes one toke  'omg i'm such a hippie'
makes crappiest
omg guyzzzz just finished psych101 message me and i'll analyze you<3333
Captions picture : 'Omgz Im such a photographer!' Uploads Via camera phone
COMES TO college in kurta and shorts it's traditional day guys!!!
I'M EMMA           and I LOVE  TAKING SURVErys
Status: 'just sooooo busy
friend posts a very funny thing calls him a scumbag and then likes a 'duck lip' photo of someone's else
how many altos does it take to screw in a light bulb? none
discovers 1 hair on her legs makes it sound like she had a sex operation
Define 'alto' soprano who can sightread
Head voice is for chumps
Listens to one song once 'Omg i love all their stuff i am their biggest fan!!!!!!!!!!!1!!11!!!one!!!!!!'
bo szpaku kupił fabregasa za 145k
declares undying love for boyfriend dumps him next day
status: 'looking forward to the weekend' she's unemployed
uploads a new profile picture 'I look hideous'
GOD!! DENNIS WILL KILL ME!
SNOOKI WANT SMOOSH SMOOSH
Que buena es la musica de los clasicos de disney.
Buys ipad takes picture of herself doing duckfaces
'I yam thoooo wasteD! whoo!' (holding half-empty o'Douls)
Done with College Apps. best. day. EVER!!!!!!!!!
GOT MY LICENSE TODAYyy CRASHED INTO A POST OFFICE
omg my head hurts soo much :( fml
hears fake sounding rumor posts on related person's wall
Gets offended by meme starts a fight in the comment section
DUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUR...DUR?
posts a status saying a rapper's lyrics
I saw a hitchhiker giving me a thumbs up…  so I’m guessing he likes my Facebook status
reads 'chamber of Secrets' now attends hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry
tbh... lms!!!<3
ADDING 'casablanca' among favourite movies to appear distinguished 'who's humphrey bogart?'
has 3
Discovers the joys of quickmeme forever blows up your newsfeed with Clich umd memes
Whats the party theme? doesnt matter
writes heartfelt status about boys never gets another
I have  an 8 octave range
i need 2 stop spending so much money! buys non-PRESCRIPTION glasses because they look good on her
Gets accepted to ur friend requests everyone in the class page
It's Valentine's Day clicks on 'I'm single' on Facebook
GOES TO UNION UPLOADS 538 PICTURES
Today I am celebrating my one year anniversary with my dearest iPhone You're the best. I love you so much <3
POSTING A DE-MOTIVATIONAL PICTURE OF A baby with beer 'OMG
Omg I banged my knee once...
Likes post complaining about the friend zone friend zones everyone
Uploads 200 photos to facebook EVERY ONE TAKEn in photobooth
F ( G (x) ) Be My composite function
'OMG Memes are so stupid' joins university's meme page
OMg CONFESSION I RESPECT EVERYBODY i only hate like one person cuz shes ugly  and gross
buys a ps3 to browse the internet
Joins uni meme page omg we invented memes!
Doing poorly in DEGREE SHITS ON OTHER UNIS
OMG 500 word papeR? club stroz all night!
omg people made a funny meme im so upset
'if you cant put up with me at my worst you sure as hell dont diserve me at my best'
Learns about memes And posts terrible ones to facebook
What a nice day today! takes picture of self as excuse
f ( G (x) ) Be My Composite function
boys want to get with.. this??????????
Swears off facebook Friend requests 130 people in 2 hours
your uni has a 'meme' page? how do you pronounce that?
Like a status OMG yer such a stalker
Has over 1500 Facebook friends Deletes you because you look like a nerd
has one natty light omg i was so wasted on kiefaber
abuna is giving out hamal i got the middle PIECE!!!
Copy & paste whole website used reliable studies
omg MY AREA SUCKS!
*Sees everyones status about the giants winning* 'omg
OMG THE SUPER BOWL GO TEAM EDWARD!!!11
OMG I'm going to dartmouth for a party this weekend
exploding fish lol
OMG some people are such complaining whingers why can't they just get over it and shut up?
Discovers UMN Memes Posts inside jokes
omg i love skrillex! who is sonny moore?   he's in every skrillex song
PASS & FRIENDS GO TO RWW OMG LET'S START WAR
POSTS 'Looks like I'm going to be alone for Valentines day' In december
updates status everytime at gym
PLINY THE MIDDLE-AGED RELEASE TOMORROW OMG 19% SEXTUPLE IPA
Says goodnight im tired on facebook chat continues commenting other people's status
new facebook timeline cover photo of her making out with her boyfriend with added photoshop effects
Playing C.O.D on XBOX im such a nerd
all night on facebook complains to wake up sooo eaaarly
nirvana poster in her room Omg i'm so into retro!!
Doesn't know what ninjas are still makes them happy
OMG OMG OMG OMG !SOPA SOPA!
the tsunami killed all those people? how do you catch a tsunami?
BF GETS ME SOMETHING CUTE PUT IT THROUGH 12 INSTAGRAM FILTERS AND POST ON TUMBLR TWITTER FB LALALA
'omg twitter is sooooo much better than facebook #twitter' posts on facebook
hates facebook posts about rain makes facebook post about hating facebook posts about rain
smoked weed 3 times 'i'm such a pot head'
Listens to Nirvana 'omg my taste in music is so original'
Oh my gosh i hate drama starts it all and starts even more with this post
Uploads picture of self in a football jersey before a game makes status about how there's nothing to watch on tv
made a joke liked my own comment
I havent had sex in 1 month i thing im loosing my skill
wishes she was living in the 70's cant go without cell phone or internet for a day
omg my friend posted a picture of feet i must delete her and shun her at school
HAS SO MANY FRIEND REQUESTS OMG
every week i started a new blog!!
OMG GUYS Its pronounced meemee
cundiff missed the field goal immediately post something epic about it
'I'm not the annoying fb girl' 200 new photos
I POSTED ABOUT WATER MAIN BREAK FIRST. BOW DOWN TO ME.
20 lieks? omg! im famus!1!
oh. my.gosh and its like
DEAR MEGAVIDEO
Makes long 'educated' argument thesaurus use evident
stop sopa! just cares of facebook
Makes anti-sopa Post Doesnt even know what it means
SOPA SOPA SOPA SOPA SOPA SOPA
posts song and says 'omg this is my fav song now!!!' posts another song two minutes later and says 'omg im in loooove with this song ♥♥!'
'DRINKING HOT CHOCLATE WITH VANILLA & WATCHING A WALK TO REMEMBER<3<3! TAB NE3MEL L OMEK EH YA BENT EL MARA!!
sou coordenadora de cardio mas o meu mestrado  em geografia
I'm so glamorous
Watches star wars so that people will think's she's cool
jakie sa srodki konsumpcji w przemyśle?  Czajnik
posts on fb about new movie tells how cool it is and nd lies she watched it
wake up to no notifications worst day of my life
'Oh sorry! didnt mean to add you!'  takes 5 BUTTONS to add
'omg Yeah i love harry potter. i'm rereading it.' has never read it in the first place
'If thIs status get 50 likes I will do the Cinnamon challenge :D' 'Omg im so bad ass'
Present studying and enjoying tsm future arranged marriage cooking cleaning and more cooking
sEEN 1 ROCCO SIFFREDI MOVIE IM HIS BIGGEST FAN
SHUT UP AND ACCEPT THAT YOU HAVE COMMITTED A FELONY
Hey Noonan check this Out
Person writes an obvious pun says haha why doesn't anyone get it like ommmmmggggggggggg
puts a status on facebook
takes 300 pictures in public bathroom different description for each
'OMG doing chores in class!!' post 1000 pictures about it on facebook
just had a new tattoo 'personal meaning'
LISTENS TO PUMPED UP KICKS SAYS HOW AWESOME SHE IS FOR LISTENING TO INDIE
and thats when i was like 'OMG SHE liked my status!'
Present Enjoying Life on tsm  Future arranged marriage cooking cleaning and more cooking
Make sure there's enough room in the frame so that everyone can get in still crouch down as low as possible
has a new boyfriend gives him all account details
omg i found you! hurr durr good game Dalila :)
*LISTS FRIEND AS A FAMILY MEMBER* 'OMMGG YOUR sister loves yoouuu!!!'
Facebook chat not working Lose communication; 2012 has started!!!!!!!!!ONE
hey guess what? i have hiv hurr durr
adds you as a friend she just took your order at starbucks
people didn't like my post?! omg drama!!1!1
*people didn't like her post omg Drama!!!1!1
*people didnt like her post  omg drama!!1!1
songs by britney
'Omg tim tebow is the best quarterback!' didn't know who he was last season
brb Need to the find the nearest baby and take a picture with it.
Alabama won updates facebook status
Wears fake burberry scarf lol i'm so rich!!!
She Didn't like my post?! omg drama!!1!1
SEXY SEX FOR MY CROTCH!!
LMS for a tbh omg
'OMG I WISH THERE WAS A LOVE BUTTON' There is
holding my phone he doesnt text mee!
OMG! just have found out they have made books based on harry potter's movies must look for reviews on the web
friend left facebook account open omg best hacker evarrr!!11
Writes lyrics of underground songs as status Just to seem like she cares about music
New song comes out zomg my favorite song ever
complains about being up late tells people to text it
omg power went out gotta steal my friend's pc to make a status about it
goes round a friends house later on 'amazing time with the best bffs!!!!!!'
is portuguese and has a tumblr all written in english omgggg! i'm sooo cool!
ele  da residencia pila omg!!!! how cool
LOOKS AT PROFILE PICTURES EACH PICTURE IS OF HER IN THE BATHROOM
goes to hi5 posts on status: 'facebook.'
'IM SO EMO NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME' perfect lifE
Whines about having nothing to do tags 50 friends
'OMG so tired but cant sleep FML' checks facebook every 5 minutes
OMG worlds gonna end in 2012 must go inform 567 friends
Still awake at 1am 'OMMGZ imma insomniac!'
'I'M SO BUSY
WATCHES
Spends semester in New York to become more independent  Day 1: 'Attention I am now a resident of nyc'
NEW PROFILE PIC TAGS HERSELF EVERY 15 MINUTES
OMG that's so funny Doesn't laugh
Posts on her sister's wall in the next room OMGZZ
LIKE FOR A TBH TBH STFU
I don't **eat** my dinner... i post pics of it on facebook
Puts a picture without face still gets ' ur perfect <3333333 ' comments
Goes to lodge with friends for 2 days adds 2 actual photos of the lodge and 609 of herself
Just gave blood Almost died
0 likes on my recent status update post it again!
PixALATED CLEAVAGE HAS NO CLEAVAGE
puts her 9gag post on fb omggg
OMG I'M SO UGLY ON THIS PHOTO :S TaGS HERSELF 100 TIMES A DAY
I use meme's i'm so cool
00:00 omg happy new year !!!!!!
OH MY GOD IM SO DRUNK LETS PUT IT ON FACEBOOK SO EVERYONE CAN KNOW
'the 300 photos i took in royalty night will be uploaded later' 290  photos of her in toilet with friends
just got a smartphone uploaded pics to 'mobile uploads' every hour
creates status about making a status about new year
OMG I LOVE BLACK STAR ONLY KNOWS 'definition'
POSTS IN GROUPS WITH HUNDREDS OF MEMBERS 'HAPPY NEW YEAR!'
'I literally ____...' should have said figuratively
Posts link to this meme and says reminds them of someone doesn't say who
Uploads A bajillion photos of her bichon-Lhasa AHpso-shitzu-Chihuaha-poodle. likes each one and Comments on them.
Prepare yourselves the <3
New profile picture Tags everyone on it
Ignorance was bliss
'Merry XMAS/Happy new year!' posts picture of herself
omg huge new year party!!!!  *sits on fb all night*
HEARD THE DALLAS MAVERICS WON THE NBA CHAMPIONSHIP 'OMG IM SUCH A MAVS FAN!! MAVS FOR LYF!!'
OMG I LUV The Beatles!! What's a Yellow Submarine?
Everyone can go to hell Except for you... and you.... and you...
Warning: Drama in warner robins
Complains about drama on facebook picks fight on status
made pasta posts picture on facebook
OMG Justin bieber!!!! ♥ 150 likes
added a boy who has 4000 friends rejected
camara de 300$
camara de 300$ foto de una botella de agua anda pal soy una artista
camara de 300$ omg soy una artista
SAYS SHE IS AGAINST SOPA DOES NOTHING AT ALL
OMG like the picture not the link!
shares her own photo still 0 likes
Dice dimelo cuando menos sentido hace
Status: ' :( ' no one asks what's wrong
omg
OMG NEW MACBOOK AIR 2000 DOLLAR COASTER
use arrow in the knee joke on fb omg i'm soo coooolll
u have only 548 friends ?? omg
poke poke poke!!!
jghjg jkg
Tags 17 friends no good reason
gets a tan tells everyone she's been to ibifa
BFF 4 EVA beats you for wearing wrong shoes
bother for a gift a whole month
im fat :( waits for people to tell her how skinny she is
Gon' party like it's my birthday!
passo 12 ore al giorno su facebook cosa? giochi a skyrim? ma fatti una vita -.-
Logs in to facebook
HAS 5000 FRIENDS IN HER LIST KNOWS 200 PERSONALLY
my bf added girl on facebook we broke up
NO MONEY GOES ALL THE GIGS !!!
Oh na na. wuz mi naym3?
Posts screen caps from omegle 'omg i have so many friends!
complains about facebook updates still uses facebook
I dont get how you play games theres so many buttons
gets new profile picture tell you to like and comment
smoking because friends do
Uploads a new picture On her statUs It says 'like/comment my New picture ;) ;D <3'
put DIFFERENT BIRTH DATE ON FB OMG i've two birthdays
'i love call of duty' uses controller as vibrator
MFW I r GAGGIN' on 9
puts everyone in the close friends list gets 100 notifications a day
IGNORES SOMEONE ON FB BLAMES FB CHAT
feels 140% tired after last night searches where she has to be tagged in
Has a sister in real life added on facebook comments on every status she posts for 30+ comments every time
LEARN 1 MUSIC IN THE BASS OMG I'M A BASSIST
adora eventos Convida amigos para evento privado
Eats and sleeps in class omg im so badass
UNDERSTANDS DESCARTES 'COGITO ERGO SUM' 'OMG I'M A PHILOSOPHAAAAAAAAAAR
'Sori bbz g2g ttyl' Stays online
haven't checked on fb account  for 2 days 'OMG its been  ages! '
SAYS SHE IS THE BIGGEST FAN A MUSICIAN KNOWS ONLY ONE SONG
no one likes my status i will like it myself
Says she smokes cigarettes has marlboro menthol
nemu akun twitter kata2 bijak copas ke facebook tiap 1 menit
random guy asks her a question She thinks that he's inlove with her
USING A JAPANESE NAME ON FACEBOOK OMG IM ALREADY A JAPANESE
Argues with her ex under your status
rate: 1000000 <3 (: suit: someone amazing!!!!! <3
knows one verse of a song the band's no. 1 Fan
999 Friends BUT I AINT MET ONE
posts a lot of '<3' on facebook starts drawing hearts like this '<3' instead of drawing them normally
A CHRISTMAS GIFT ! TAKES a photo of it and posts it on facebook
Heard hurman cain didnt know the president of Ubeki-beki-beki-beki-stan-stan  thought it was a real country
post merry xmas on facebook just so she can get people to like her status
Status about 4.0 GPA misspells every status update
Photo with Ugly girls and upload
Uses meme generator Has never heard of an imageboard
Posts image of kissing boyfriend Just met that day
Installs timeline the day it comes out
hash tag everything  i'm such a trend setter
Find guy WHO USE SAME INERNET IMAGE BROSWER OMG ETURNAL LOVE <33
says i love you get married on facebook
HEEEEY LEUTE  es schneit
Visits chicago uploads 95 pics of me at the bean doing the same pose
roussos has been delaying my ssh access since 2006 !!11oneone
OMG dubstep is the best only listens to skrillex
listens to one skrillex song omq im soo rebellious <3
Well at first
OMG THERES A FAKE PROFIle  thats making fun of everybody!!! dont add her!!! but i did
Watches tbbt **0mg
Google Inspiring quotes posts as status wait for the likes
pokes random guy on facebook changes relationship status to 'Its complicated'
SAYs PRAYERS ON FACEBOOK STATUS LIKE GOD HAS A FACEBOOK ACCOUNT
ks 10 kills in Gg omg im so pro
MOM!?
is tired make status about it!
said wanna hangout with mom post her pictures on facebook
Like omg cops in rita?!
BUYS A MAC OMG I'M SO DIFFERENT I'LL POST ABOUT IT ON FB
Find a Meme About yourself on the internet OMG i'm so cool
if i post a meme on facebook king's people will think I'm cool
boy calls me fat got anorexia now!
'like' for the one <3!
hiPocrisy On the PC
Omg i love blink-182 ♥ ♥  Only knows 'all the small things and 'i miss you
complain about too much learning for school for tomorrow don't go in the end because of too little sleep
talks a bunch of shit gets away with it by posting it on facebook
Weird idea for cancer Think she's helping
I saw transformers 3 now i understand family guy references
Got a period thought i was gonna be ok after the hockey match
Friend posts 'rip grandma' 'likes' status
OMG SOME FAT GUY LIKED MY STATUS MUST BE CODY ALEXANDER
Hangout with amber watch videos about hair
Posts about staying up all night
At the mall wif my besties and wifey text itttt
'LMS if you hate cancer:)' yayy im soo thoughtful
LMS AND I'll.. NO.
OMG Coldest run evar!
I was like so But wasn't.
knows f.a. about politics → posts political status → made fun of → unfriend everyone
listens to a bob marley song hey guys im a hippie now
At School With Friends 'OMG
POST PICTURE FROM A DIFFERENT ANGLE IN 5 MINUTE INTERVALS NOT ENOUGH LIKES ON THE LAST ONE
omgz
BEEN TO REHAB 3 TIMES! Im 15
OMGGG! Xmas is here already?
OMG I LOVE THIS GUY ENGAGED! In highschool
Happy 9/11.. one month later i cant believe steve jobs died
Wants to join fotl Gets offended when someone tries to help
an earthquake happens omg ı must wrıte ıt on my wall and dont leave the apartment
an earthquake happens omg ı must wrıte ıt on my wall and stay ın the apartment
Birthday?! MINE tooo!!!!
She texted me once love connection
facebook overload nope
omg discoverd tumblr!!!! tumblr is too complicated
*edits picture* ~~~bestfriendds~~~<33
POsts twenty times a day refuses to get a twitter
Going to bed  'OMG LOL TXT MEE!!!11!
FACEBOOK MAKES CHANGES  'ew i hate the new fb'
OMG FACEBOOK CHANGE AGAIN? BACK TO MYSPACE!
SiteModel Anguhlpeach
SAYS BOLD STATEMENTs ABOUT ROOMATE HIDES FROM HER FOR MONTHS
C'EST TOXIC OSTY D'CAVE!
Heard about qnet update her work information: ceo of qnet
EVERY DAY AT WORK  IS A LIVING HELL
parents start typing www panic
blow load close 31 tabs
Having heart attack Clear internet history
girl is nice to you imagine life together
FRIENDS CANCEL PLANS SHOWERED FOR NOTHING
Last square of toilet paper master of origami
4:23 a.m. one more episode
realize you've accomplished nothing in life fap
fap during thunderstorm feel like thor
Shampoo Bottle Empty put in shampoo bottle graveyard in corner of shower
age verification born 0n january the first random year before 1994
clear browsing history feel innocent once again
can't reach it don't need it
INTERNET DOWN LIFE HAS LOST ALL MEANING
go to the gym or study? fap
finish fapping  feel disgusted with subject of choice
Home alone take shit with door open
someone rings doorbell get dressed
regret wasting time on the internet continue wasting time ON THE INTERNET
why did the semen cross the road? i put on the wrong sock this morning
Have diarrhea
need clean shirt sniff test commence
see your dog shitting outside knock on window and laugh when he looks
'Preheat oven to-' microwave it
No clean bowls enjoy a nice glass of soup
Tons of stuff to do laugh at frogs on the internet
have a really stupid question
do 5 sit-ups eye of the tiger
KILL FLY LEAVE BODY AS WARNING TO OTHERS
got tons of stuff to do stay in bed with laptop all day
Go shopping Eat all good food first day
step into shower CONTEMPLATE EXISTANCE
see blood in your shit pretend you didnt see blood in your shit
soap bar breaks into bunch of pieces in shower squish pieces together into new lumpy  retard soap
dad comes into the room stare at google until he leaves
Eat while taking a shit circle of life
create successful family and get loving wife minimize sims 3 and fap
try to tell parents joke turns into life lesson
wake up after 10 hours of sleep still be tired
Study for ten minutes reward self with two hours of pointless internet use
Late to first class skips the whole day
Hang out with female friends Come home and masturbate
set alarm to 5  hit snooze until 7
Open fridge
her profile is public time to fap to her 'beach 2011 :)' album
download whole album one song 10000 plays others 0
get laptop for christmas use for fapping the first night
Hate how lonely you are hate being around people
4 free previews remaining fap wisely
Relates to every one of these changes nothing about life style
PUT EXTRA SPICES IN RAMEN MASTERCHEF
cops knock on door computer goes in the pool
spill liquid on floor clean up with the socks you're wearing
sees belt in yesterday's pants Now they're today's pants
apply for job online using your niggerkiller8814@hotmail.com email address
unexpected boner unexpected fap
'Bake 20-24 minutes'? bake 22 minutes
Toilet seat down? Sniper mode: engage
NEED TO PEE SPEND NEXT 2 HOURS ON INTERNET ANYWAYS
my bedroom trashcan will get you pregnant
Dentist in 2 hours brush teeth like no tomorrow to make up for past 6 months
30 mins searching for perfect scene fap for 30 seconds
Don't fap for 2 days Iron will
arrive at work take a break
lightbulb burns out stop using that room
delete browsing history
Realate to many Bachelor-frog images pretend that it should be called the 'avereage bahavior frog'
Nothing in pantry or Fridge Check again in 5 minutes
fart in bed lift up covers to smell
Stain on Toilet bowl? Pee on it to clean
Scratch Sack with inside of pocket... Nobody notice Sack Ops
sit on bench
WAKE UP WITH HAND ASLEEP AND A BONER JACKPOT
axe body spray shower in a can
Discover Meme generator life becomes one big meme
Look outside
finish fapping close 17 tabs
dangerous fart wipe ass just in case
all lights off to save money&#160; Computer on 24/7
parents coming home soon
create a foul bachelor frog image be the only one that  likes it everyday till it reaches high popularity
GIRL OVER USE INTERNET EXPLORER INSTEAD
Test tomorrow study tomorrow
laugh at memes realise deep down you are wasting your life
Take a 30 minutes shit at work get paid for poopin'
Girl of your dreams is going out with some guy you hate do nothing and laugh at frogs on the internet
Wipes ass with toilet paper has a quick look before throwing it in
TAKE CUPS INTO ROOM CUPS EVERYWHERE
fINISHED POOPING 15MINS AGO STILL PLAYING BRICKBREAKER.
wikipedia down iq drops 40 points
Read foul bachelor frog 'I'm not alone'
think about the same girl through entire fap this is true love
Internet Down Tribal nudity on Discovery Channel
Hear a car door shut during fap run to window to see if the coast is clear
gets shit on hand while wiping wash hands this time
cant find the remote guess im watching this shit
Save file as: saddfsads.avi file already exist
cleaning balls in shower end up fapping
type 'you' on webbrowser Youtube is not the top visited sites
leave room for a second return to previously unnoticed smell
Beautiful sunny day outside goddamned screen glare
Notice left ball hangs lower Pull on the right one to achieve symmetry
Due Tomrrow? Do Tomorrow
scratch ass smell finger
knows web address google it anyway
open fridge. nothing. close fridge repeat 4 times
girl sits on your bed gets pregnant
I had sex in my dreams try to sleep some more
tell self you'll go to bed at eleven tonight
Someone borrowed ur laptop? be nervous entire time
girl agrees to go out with you fap anyways
resist smelling fingers after scratching balls maturity acquired
trusted a fart paid a horrible price
COME HOME TAKE OFF PANTS
Feel massive shit coming take laptop into bathroom
GOES TO BED EARLY IN THE MORNING
brush teeth spit blood
COMPUTER FREEZES CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK CLICK
finish fapping waddle to bathroom sink with pants at legs
reads about boy fapping 42 times in one night challenge accepted
can i use your computer for a sec? lemme just check something...
live life feel nothing
Cant remember if fapped already fap
fap finished check rest of the video to see what happends
Get drunk in gta while you're drunk Inception
'Son
accidentally drop food on floor immune system isn't going to train itself
See Strange flying bug Have epic battle with spray deodorant and towel
DROPPED PHONE WHILE TEXTING PUNCH SELF IN BALLS TRYING TO CATCH
Shoot small load worry you fap too much
2.30 PM EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM
Out of Ramen Noodles STARVE
eye contact with someone you fapped to you know
Have GF fap anyway
Turn Volume all the way down  Instead of pressing mute
ONE DAY WITHOUT FAPPING MASTER OF SELF-DISCIPLINE
12:05 am first fap of the year
Drop Ice on Floor To lazy to pick it up
feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor period
tells friends hes busy does absolutley nothing for the entire day
POWER NAP THEN POWER FAP
NO INTERNET CONNECTION FAP ANYWAY
Fly lands on Monitor Shoo it away with mouse cursor
Talk to three girls in a row without failing uav is online
First class Cancelled All classes cancelled
finish video chat with friends resume fapping
Run out of toilet paper Peel apart the cardboard roll
11:59:49pm 11 seconds left to turn in Homework
hears knock on door
Spill drink on floor mop with foot
Internet
PARENTS OUT OF TOWN FOR WEEKEND MOVES HAND LOTION INTO BEDROOM
spend day hating life come home
Reads foul Bachelor frog 'That's not such a bad idea.'
can't sleep no matter what fap
done fapping  clear history
When faping always has a safesite for quickly switching
amount of money spent on doing laundry over four years of college $2.50
Internet not working whole computer useless
Prepare meals for 3 days Get stoned and eat it all tonight
see a 5 girl photo on facebook the hottest isn't tagged
use bathroom turn sink on and pretend to wash hands
3 facebook notifications MR. popular
Can't get a girlfriend catch 150 pokemon
complete 2 hours of study take rest of week off as reward
ADD SPICE TO MINUTE MEAL MASTER CHEF
get call back on job interview regret applying
girlfriend breaks up with you fap the pain away
being introduced to the person you stalk on facebook act surprised
open the refrigerator
After showering
feels shit coming on continues browsiing
out of shampoo? use body wash for hair
EX has new bf WHILE you are laughing to frog pictures
Fart in bed Lift up covers and smell
didn't plan ahead blows load into cupped left hand
fap while laying next to gf fapping ninja
Girlfriend almost off of work fap quicker
Drunk: get all the girls Sober: Too afraid to call them
Fap 3x  No need for gym
parents gone for weekend fapping marathon
not gonna fap today faps five times
farted for 8 seconds new record
No clean underwear Spray Axe on that shit
Play skyrim forget girlfriend
Faps to girl he likes Scared she can read his mind
No time to shower before work Play WoW for an hour.
Ran out of Toilet paper now im low on socks
scratch balls involintarily smell fingers
can't remember last time you showered time to shower
5AM in the morning the night is young
Like hot girls comments on facebook Hope they see it and want to bang you
take a dump read the shampoo label
Start to fap panic when you cant remember if doors locked
staying in today no need to brush teeth
Go food shopping Buy nothing but chips and soda
soap only torso in shower Gravity will wash the feet
trash can full. buy second trash can. dawn of new era.
wake up laying on boner hump bed
take enormous shit lay on side for next half hour to recover from rectal trauma
Roommate wants to host blacklight party Panic
catch something mid-fall spiderman
what i fear more then death. buffering
spit between legs during shit miss
Important test tomorrow internet
program needs update and requires restart god dammit for the 100th time no
Power outage Bedtime
IMPORTANT CALL DURING FAP ANSWER AND TRY TO END THE CALL BEFORE GOING LIMP
nothing to do? fap Something to do? fap
agree to attend kony on facebook  stalk girls and fap instead
ROOMMATE says he'll be back in 5 minutes Challenge accepted
No stain on jeans  Clean
cLEAR OFF COMPUTER DESK OF CANS AND TRASH FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN
Get into argument online intellectual
Avoid looking down girl's shirt BUDDHA
Get the kleanex ready Its bikini season on facebook
Fap Time Open 20 tabs only use 5
convert youtube videos into mp3 dj
come home to an empty house enough time to fap??
$20 from grandma for birthday weed money
StiLL crushed after fapping must be true love
just used bathroom runs sink for a few seconds to make it seem like hands were washed
Spend time with female friend Fap to her when you get home
Roommates' asian g/f uses laptop pray you didn't leave open 46 tabs of asians getting gangbanged
Put food in microwave walk back to trash can to figure out how long to cook it for
looks at picture of hot chicks on facebook fears she knows your looking
Can't sleep Fap
Checks for testicular cancer masturbates
notice ant nest in kitchen peacefully co-exist
Watching movie with parents
Play Video games get hungry play video games
worked hours to build nice house to live in in minecraft
arrive at school 5 minutes late skip the whole class
studies for ten minutes rewards self with ten hours of bf3
See reflection in screen while fapping Cry self to sleep
Reads about frog's fapping jokes 'that reminds me: fap time'
NO Internet FAP @ THE NEWS
Wakes up
smart enough to do anything too lazy to do anything
Read foul bachelor frog realize you relate to everything
scratch balls.. with inside of pocket...
no curtains for apartment spare blankets have new purpose
take a shit after taking a shower already want day to start over
acquire new gf start brushing teeth
open facebook
right arm stronger than left from extreme fapping  better fap with the left to even them out
shampoo bottle empty put water in and shake for one last desperate use
Spontaneous boner? emergency fappendectomy
incognito window? best. invention. ever.
FRIEND WATCHES YOU PLAY A GAME you're good at PLAY THE WORST YOU EVER HAVE
somehow manage to get laid fap to the thought 3 months later
Due tomorrow? do tomorrow.
finish fapping waddle to bathroom sink with pants at legs
set alarms for 8:30
fart for 5 seconds achievement unlocked!
parents sleep in room next door. Fap quiet.
see bug in toilet target practice
get tagged on a facebook picture lose job again
Have Diarrhea
I was specifically told there would be drunk sluts
Hears good song by artist Downloads their whole discography
Girl wont have meaningless sex pretends to fall in love with her
house empty fap
buy gameboy instead of using emulator to play in the bathroom
My sleep SCHEDULE is normal In korea
FRiends cant hang out got dresssed for nothing
assignment due in 30 days 29 days of vacation
out of clean clothes check pile next to bed
skid mark on toilet bowl pee it off
no pee hits down toilet seat achievement unlocked:  professional sniper
FAP THEN NAP
go to girl's fb page immediately look for bikini pics
have moments of immense motivation. wait for it to pass
Computer chair smells like death
power outage
grooming for date only cut nails of index and middle fingers
Take a Shower Walk around in towel for hours
Google Chrome Ctrl shift n Life improved 200%
lose all will to fap continue fapping
parents wake up for work i guess its bedtime
check fridge: no food check cupboard: no food check fridge again
Gets out of shower
see interesting related video while fapping   new tab
friend sends 20 farmville requests Delete friend
Shit in Thunderstorm Feel like Thor
walk around house loking for cylindrical objects
Done Fapping
sit down adjust nutsack
walk by crush save mental image for later
the floor  biggest shelf in the room
he know's when you are fapping
MIXED TWO TYPES CEREALS BRING IT ON GORDON RAMSAY
see yourself in me start crying.
CHANGE TOILET PAPER ROLL PRODUCTIVE DAY
Dishes are all dirty eat elsewhere
Read Courage wolF TURN lIFE AROUND TOMORROW
Female company leaves Release epic fart
Wake up
someone knocks on the door while fapping closes tabs
girl sits on your computer chair gets pregnant
Dog stares while you fap Feel regret
Five second rule passed five minute rule engaged
Out of instant food young man found dead in apartment
Open new tab stare at blank page as you try to remember what you were going to do
rise and shine it's dinner time
girlfriend thinks you should look for new job look for new girlfriend
Home Alone  Ghosts exist
Hear car door shut during fap run to window to see if coast is clear
Dishes dirty eat out of frisbee
'How long until you get here?'  *Calculates if there's enough time to MASTURBATE*
UNDERPANTS I'LL CHANGE THEM TOMORROW
dying of thirst but all cups are dirty not thirsty anymore
survive long college day rewards self with fap
wants girlfriend Faps... no longer wants girlfriend
After done fapping realizing how ugly she was
No Cups Drinks out of YAHTZEE shaker
Fap HAVE TO WAIT 45MINS BEFORE YOU CAN FAP AGAIN
fap with someone sleeping in the same room stealth mode
saturday. 2pm. still in bed. starving. doesn't get up for another 3 hours.
Wants to go on facebook searches 'f' on google
wash hands after fap avoid looking in mirror
Fart on dog laugh at puzzled look
FALL ASLEEP IN SAME UNDERWEAR STILL GOOD FOR ANOTHER DAY
Introduced to best mates new girlfriend already fapped to her facebook pictures
brushes teeth gets hungry
are pants clean? smell crotch.
take day off to get things done do nothing
find a sexual wikipedia article fap to it
shits
awake every night till dawn i am batman
Internet is not working fap to magazine ads
Wake up put clothes on go back to sleep
Bored after fapping Begin fapping again
Video Game crashes time to masturbate
fall in love with girl done fapping
Who's going to notice I'm wearing the same boxers All week long?
Frozen Pizza Box Now its a pizza Plate
SUNNY OUTSIDE
Glance at assignment nope.
Spill water on the floor let time clean it up
hate how lonely you are hate being around people
buy fruit never eat fruit
can opener breaks no food
DNA test? Use my sock
gets iphone as present mobile fap device
finally washes clothes Leaves them in Machine for Days
read about sopa fapping is now impossible
Have exam tomorrow study in the morning
she loves how curly my hair is happens if not showered for 4 days
Fap in shower everyday for a year extremely visible boner whenever it rains
finally showers is suddenly 10 lbs lighter in weight
hot girl in slutty outfit save a mental image for later fapping
girl coming over
blows load
2am: quick fap before bed 6am: still fapping
Toilet paper rips while wiping ass smell finger
Spend Five Minutes On Facebook Back to Skyrim
FEMALE PROJECT MATE COMES OVER FOR WORK
cook frozen pizza use box as plate
CRIES WHILE HE MASTURBATES USES ONE TISSUE
Girl likes comment on facebook imagine life together...
done fapping
Not Sure if Fart Bubble Or Turd between cheeks... Push Anyway
No toilet paper? shower time
One more burrito Diet starts tomorrow
SAVE PIZZA CRUSTS BREADSTICKS FOR BREAKFAST
WOrk out for 2 hours In the gym of san andreas
wake up before alarm fap
have diarrea feel fart comming russian roulette
no clean cups left drink from measuring cup
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clog toilet without toilet paper odd sense of pride
Brushes Teeth Mouth full of blood
Stop microwave at 1 second feel like bomb defuser
Clear browser history look up random shit to make it less noticeable
knows that over-fapping isn't damaging to physical health googled it
Pisses All OVer your toilet seat leaves
Oh you're dating my ex? Cool
trousers loose
Finds old yearbook Fap
go to starbucks frap!
climb railing instead of using stairs ezio
Wake up at 6:45 am? i havent been awake that early since i forgot to sleep
find clean underwear postpone laundry for another two weeks
see floater in public toilet destroy with urine!!!
Scratch nuts Smell hand
TOO LAZY TO MAKE FOOD STARVE.
Doesn't go to a friend's house nice socks wasted
Format hard-disk dawn of a new era
a lot of things to do today fap
No toilet paper? Napkins...
Pick up pile of dirty laundry spoon falls out OF IT
no tissues around use dirty shirt
hears best friend and girl making out on futon WHILE SLEEPING ON COUCH NEXT TO HIM faps
have dreams about a girl you think you love realize you just had morning wood and fap the love away
wake up early for once 40 minutes taking a  shit
to lazy to fap sitting convert videos to ipod so you can fap lying in bed
Tried going to youtube accidentally typed youporn instead
'i should get some EXERCISE...' play wii sports while sitting down
need to pee fap instead
fap with pants around ankles. towel across room. march of the penguins
Gets a random boner its okay
exam next week and I know nothing... exam this morning and i know nothing...
scratch ass
buys anti procrastination app for macbook too lazy to set it up
Watch people in computer screen reflection Jason Bourne
Back home from vacation finally
i came
punches hole in the wall covers it with poster
HEADACHE STILL FAP ANYWAYS
50% less calories eat double
BRUSH teeth while on toilet spit between legs
no one home take a shit with door open
Parent walks into room computer always on desktop
no point shaving it just grows back
wants a epic sexual adventure faping at your skyrim female character
people on 4chan agree with a post you made feel like an internet genius
girls stomach shows during class major erection
Out of soap showers with dish washing liquid
examine semen after fapping forensic scientist
sdrfghuijopl
make meme or fap....... fap
girlfriend calls it 'making love' lose boner
Nothing to do FAP
friends waiting for 20mins still fapping in the shower
Get Fired more time to fap
NSFW DONT HAVE JOB
Computer stays on forever
feel like cooking open fridge and grab a beer
WIN ARGUEMENT ONLINE FAP.
Open fridge Decide not to eat anything after 10 minutes of staring
Not sure if you are home alone Fap regardless
PROLONGS FAP 30 SECONDS TO GRAB TISSUE  MASTER OF SEX
Running Late for work Still Time to Fap
study for 10 minutes reward self with 2 hours of pointless internet use
dishes all dirty buy more dishes
Facebook suggests to add hot chick fap to her unblocked photos instead
incomming phonecall in morning practice with voice before answering
Trash can is full. More can fit in.
Opens shower curtain Giant Urinal
taking chewing gum in the morning  instant teeth wash
Foul bachelor frog drinking game READ FOUL BACHELOR FROG IMAGES.  EVERY TIME ONE APPLIES TO YOU
fly lands on monitor attack with cursor
DISHES ALL DIRTY ORDERS PIZZA
sock falls between wall and bed 1 less sock
shit before shower no reason to wipe
Scratch balls smell fingers
take a shit get up and look at it
Dog stares while you fap You stare while dog shits- revenge
Dreaming about sex Fap when you wake up
WALK INTO A ROOM FORGET WHY YOU WENT IN THERE
two hour fapping session ass sweat
fap while imagining being married sensitive side
after fapping use toilet paper in underpants so u dont stain them
Hit self with fap juice friendly fire.
STOPPING THE MICROWAVE AT 0.1 SECONDS AND FELLING LIKE A BOMB SPECIALIST
find something expired in the refrigerator put it back in
gotta focus on finishing my work plays cod all night
Facebook photo doesn't load fast enough skips it
storegirl being extremly nice  she wants me
appointment 3pm tomorrow set alarm
Christmas eve FAP
heart attack at 27 i've lived a good life
sneeze and fart at same time tell story for rest of life
Eats while taking a shit cycle of life
Cold Pizza Breakfast of champions
when you can't feel your phone in your pocket mini heart attack
Paper due tomorRow fap tonight
use correct punctuation and spelling on the internet intellectual
too lazy to wash spoon lick instead
Empty toilet paper roll falls behind toilet See you when I move out
read fbf memes all day relate to all of them
Lost 5 bucks Financial Disaster
go outside eyes painfully adjust to foreign light source
Wake up at 2 Shower at 5
Hot pocket still cold in the middle eat it anyways
christmas break begins skyrim
COMES BACK FROM FUNERAL FAPS
faps immediately checks facebook when done
too tired to do hw not too tired to fap
ifap cant sleep? theres a fap for that.
drop ice kick under fridge
didn't use internet for a whole day feel like i should be on guinness
Set Expectations Permanently low Always pleasantly surprised
Can't find the jeans i wore last phone
waiting in a parking feel like in a spy movie
nothing more to wear pick a random shirt in cloth bin
imagine sex with girls frozen in time
spend hours downloading movies put them in a folder and never watch them
have dinner at 2AM
Doorbell rings while fapping keeps fapping
didn't fap yesterday looks like i got some catching up to do
Shit in the shower stomp down the drain
Think of gReat meme  Fap to celebrate
picks nose can't flick booger
forget to bring smartphone to toilet never been so bored in my life
take laptop in bathroom  bowel movement turns into masturbation
finish fapping waddle to bathroom sink with pants at ankles
Fapping furiously without any effect Keep fapping anyway
panicking due to upcoming deadline? fap
taking huge shit can't wait to look
distant relative dies fap and fell bad
Fart slowly feel the air bubble traveling along your ass
blacklight party Panic
open up christmas cards take out money and throw cards in bin
watches interesting documentray about quantum physics pauses it to fap
the holocaust is not funny anne frankly i'm offended
Farts under blanket lifts sheets to smell
it's dinner time and dishes haven't been done in 47 days order pizza
friends coming round clean up for the first time in months
fart smell bad Sense of pride
Left something important in the car get it tomorrow
lock is broken fap leaning against door
'wanna come to my party?' 'nah im busy' plays cod
Have one assignment due 3 days from now wait until final day at 11pm
doesn't use wardrobe haz floordrobe
washer is hamper dryer is dresser
scratching balls... well
popping zits squirts mirror. high score
use cover as robe im royalty
Run out of food Survival mode
girl walking in front of you at night probably thinks you're a rapist
Girl invites you to 'lost phone
SKIP SCHOOL TO DO HOMEWORK OR CLEAN ROOM DO NEITHER
Pizza roll falls in Trashcan 'no man left behind'
Beautiful day outside fap
adds hot girl on facebook faps to best looking picture
girlfriend too tired to have sex wait 'till she sleeps then fap
never let a boner go to waste
Life is only Faps and naps
takes dump tells friends
GIRL LIKES YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS CASANOVA
BROKE STILL CONVINCED YOU'RE GONNA END UP RICH
mom goes to store use time to fap
Have sex dream About masturbating
go into friend's bathroom  fap while thinking about his sister
SCRATCH BALLS BY PINCHING AND RUBBING IN A CIRCULAR MOTION
reads about a japanese world champion in masturbation worthy opponent
lays a silent
hit cancel button on microwave just before last second ticks off 'Counter-terrorists win'
Done with homework now fap
is this my beer? doesn't matter
Drinks 3 energy drinks to get prepped for work session 6 hours of furious masturbation instead
63 mutual friends WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
no toilet paper after a greasy shit shower bidet
Do nothing you planned to do Fap
see bachelor frog compilation assume most have been done already
go to sleep late
Need to take a shower fap before to have a reason
mom asks
home alone close door for privacy
uses head and shoulders not for head and shoulders
No more soap Shampoo shower
shoes smell bad time to febreeze that shit
Nothing to do? Read memes and pick nose
Don't log in on facebook for weeks actually think people care
girl smiles at you and asks a question she wants me
power outage fap
Says 'ladies first' feels like gentlemen
Girl is nice to you Browse fb pictures listening to tears in heaven
WHAT DAY IS IT DOESNT MATTER
fart while on computer lower head to smell
closes facebook tab reopens it a second later
Talk with girls hide boner
wake up a few minutes before alarm goes off  go back to sleep
Scratch butthole over underwear SmeLL finger afterwards
TAKE MASSIVE SHIT ADMIRE YOUR WORK
shit stain in toilet bowl attempt to clean it off by pissing on it
Random girl likes one of your FB comments view every single one of her photos
Daylight Savings Time Clocks ARE no longer 1 hour behind
fart in tub fascinated by smell
fap eat after as a reward
Person catches you staring at them keep staring
take trash out? push it down with more trash
Done fapping walking like a crab to wash hands
summertime become noctural
NOT FOR USE ON GENITALS WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT
YOU LOOK AWAY I SEE YOUR BOOBS
work for 21.47 minutes reward fap
everybody in the house is sleeping can fap
finish test early wait for someone else to get up first
no time for shower deoderant
fill up glass with water. pour it out clean
PREMATURE EJACULATION WHILE FAPPING SATURDAY RUINED
fells awful after fapping faps to  feel better
black shirt instant cumstain
TP IN the bathroom: last 1 month TP near the COMPUTER: a week
crush ends after fap so much for true love
remote isn't working oprah fap
pick booger from nose roll in fingers for at least 5 minutes
yesterday's mac and cheese you forgot on the stove dinner
take a multivitamin feel healthy for 15 minutes
watches rocky
HAVE TO SHIT
Come home from school earlier than expected fap fap session
LEFTOVERS FOR LUNCH tOMRROW GONE AT 2 AM
clip toenails. bend big one for a while.
ctrl click through tube sites foreplay
GO TO THE FRIDGE
Reformat COmputer End of an era
takes shower in axe body spray
No one home Still locks the bathroom door
spill beer on carpet carpet gets cleaner
clean entire room stunned by the beauty
gonna start working at 3pm 3:05pm....missed it
Due Tomorrow Do tomorrow
Breakfast at 3 pm
sTUDY FOR 10 MINUTES REWARD YOURSELF WITH 10 HRS OF BF3
a fap a day keeps the doctor away
new students at uni immediately imagine banging them
hit trashcan with a crumpled paper from the couch nba star
'there's a problem with your hard drive
leg fall asleep? perfect zombie walk
too lazy to turn on light switch turns up monitor brightness
GO TO BED AFTER LONG HARD DAY CLOSE 70 TABS
pull skin back smells like fish
No Good movies fap to Antiques road show
a house full of condiments and no food
I came
true meaning of mondays fresh underwear
I Dont always wake up with a boner But when i do i fap
wet hands and no towel pet the dog
HAs sleeping issues Teacher talks too loudly
final exam is tomorrow fap
No clean plates? eat dinner on skillet
too tired to get up after fap session takes nap in the exact spot
clean kitchen counter with the random liquid already on it
GETS STABBED FAPS ON HOSPITAL BED
Ride called to say            they're running late Fap
fapping when phone rings answer phone
5 am the night is young
TOO LAZY TO BRUSH TEETH BUBBLE GUM
feel like you need to experience new things fap in mcdonalds bathroom
go to bed early for a change watch anime on laptop until 6am
Do Laundry All Colors
grocery shopping yes i'd like fries with that
WAITRESS ACCIDENTALLY TOUCHES YOUR HAND 55% TIP
spray self with axe instead of taking a shower take that
fap in preparation for female visitor cancel plans with female visitor
no tissues for fapping use science homework
about to get laid lose boner from nervousness
visits parents brings dirty laundry
Took a shit while flossing adds multi-tasker to resume
no bread... peanut butter spoon
no toilet paper wipes with cardboard tube
Out of Kleenex? Blow nose on used boxers
fart felt wet wipe ass
fill out name and address on job application thats enough work for today
long-forgotten moldy cereal bowls new civilizations
holding fart stomach growl sounds like fart
criticize a 9/10  still sleep with a 3/10
son may i borrow your laptop panic!!
fap. nap.  repeat.
WAKE UP 5 MINUTES EARLY FAP TIL 10 MINUTES LATE
TOO LAZY TO MAKE COFFEE EAT COFFEE BEANS
Almost Out of shampoo Better add some water
FInals are in 12 hours make masturbation top priority
world is supposed to end in 365 days fap furiously and passionately
little bit of shit gets on your hand while wiping  wash hands this time
girlfriend wants to be facebook official list her as an activity
roomate home all day fap in shower
girl wants to have sex in your room hope that she's too drunk to notice the smell
Delivery guy brings extra plastic forks and knives these will last at least a month
Assignment now one day late no longer worth finishing
miss first class of the semester never go again
i will clean the room tomorrow room stays dirty for weeks
Plate?  here
gotta go pee unplug headphones rather than remove from ears
Lightbulb goes out Go to bed early
Order a $30 steak on anniversary That could've been 30 items on the dollar menu...
Have to see people i know today better bathe
walk to the kitchen... forget why make sammich
realize co-worker isn't nearly as hot in real life as she is in her facebook Pics Fap to her facebook pics anyway
Scratch Balls sniff hand
All food in house requires preparation I'd rather starve
go to grocery store to save money stop for fast food on the way home
wipes tears with tube sock eye is pregnant
Jack off into garbage can done cleaning up.
Broken hands Creative FAP
mcdonalds toilet has pee all over it shit inside trash can
earth invaded by aliens immediately imagine banging one
Leaves the pizza box out overnight has a slice for breakfast
BUY WHITE LEATHER DESK CHAIR FAP STAINS NOW INVISIBLE TO GUESTS
crap won't flush let it disintegrate
Take dirty shirt
home alone for extended period of time you know the rest
yesterdays pants will do
Out of toilet paper Wipes with Cardboard roll
no bread handwich
Corrects teacher once in life einstein.
too much garlic in spaghetti last night farts smell like pizza today
Chatting with a girl on facebook appear offline when you run out of things to say
gf gets called into work UNEXPECTEDLY plan epic day of fapping
switch on tv and let it run in the background  to fight the deathful stillness
try to fap without visual aid takes 10x as long
Eat panda express with Chopsticks feel overwhelmingly cultured
go to all classes for an entire week dedicated scholar
do 10 seconds of homework 1 hour break
being nice is hard being hard is nice
WEAR SAME UNDERWEAR FOR A WEEK WONDER IF THERE IS A WORLD RECORD
SOMEONE ASKS WHAT YOU'VE BEEN DOING LATELY YOU CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING
only food left in pantry is dogfood well i guess its time to try something new!
Friend watching you type type into search bar as fast as possible so they dont see your other searches
no clean clothes spray with febreze and go to work
Saves water By pissing in kitchen sink
Goes to gym only lift weights with one arm
Finally decides to get off the computer goes and starts watching tv
vaccuum cleaner won't pick up crumb on floor keep running it over repeatedly instead of just picking up the crumb
Buys fleshlight On ebay
Youporn is down Faps to sexiest pic found on facebook
can't find dog ring doorbell
BORED FAP
all these memes about fapping... ...give me an idea.
bathe once a week fap twice a day
TRIED HARD TO LOOK GOOD EFFORTS GO UNNOTICED
refers to laptop as the faptop
Dishwasher breaks Fungus forest in sink
Go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger
FART WHILE WALKING NITRO BOOST
a piece of meat falls while eating kick it to my collection bellow the freezer
study reward yourself with 10 hrs of bf3
PARENTS NEXT DOOR
feels fartish rumblings in stomach
bored with pencil roll nutsack skin over it to see how much it can be stretched
Wearing tight jeans cant get hand in asscarack to scratch
Unemployment? more like FUNemployment!
Gotta get ready for work 5 more minutes
scratch balls pick nose
spend night at friends house fap in his guest bed
fap once or twice end day having attempted to beat fapping record
pace between pantry and fridge for two hours
text finished with 0 words left godlike
too many dirty dishes in room Move out of view of webcam
manager on holiday like a boss
About to blow load guys face comes on
no clean socks
smoke detector goes off dinner's ready
out of toilet paper showers
read frog memes
2 sec till fapping climax
spontaneous      boner? emergency      fappendectomy
Has a mug for coffee never been washed
laptop battery 4% fap faster!!!
mixes 2 ramen flavors together master chef
Fap over. delete internet history
fap into TOILET TURN AROUND AND SHIT
Iphone? more like ifap
See hot girl mental snapshot for fap
appointment at 4pm sets alarm
in the shower suddenly remember that had to workout today do pushups in the shower flooR
took an afternoon nap instead of fap blue balls
Wear jeans for 6 straight weeks Run only ended by explosive diarrhea
No clean spoons Eats ice cream with ruler
Need to empty all these half-cans of soda Water the lawn with old Pepsi from second story window
rub balls smell fingers
having a music album STILL LISTEN MUSIC ON YOUTUBE
Buy red lightbulb by mistake Pee on mars
find old pizza crust in pile of random crap archaeologist
Pick Nose Wipe under desk
Clear history clear conscience
6:01am guess i should go bed
empty water bottle urinal
come home to empty house enough time to fap???
Remove plastic film? wasn't hungry anyway.
fail to ask out crush fap instead.
Filling out captcha drunk challenge accepted
opens microwave to cook dinner finds last night's dinner still inside
get high off weed brownies get munchies. eat more brownies.
sleep at friends house
force a fart hopes for the best
trash overflowing stomp harder
babe no that stain was already on your sisters teddybear
Flick booger off finger listen to hear where it lands
faps to the video of self fapping inception
get the kleenex ready its almost bikini season on facebook
pizza arrived too hot burns tongue and inside of mouth  repeatedly
Wake up
Farts in shower savors the scent
Ok
Valentines day? VASELINES DAY
Going to the bathroom to pee End up fapping yourself
Fart shit
Sniff boxers to see if they're clean accidentally rub nose in shit stain
pizza a vegetable beer pong a sport
new desktop wallpaper new outlook on life
Cleaning Balls in Shower Get a boner
12:01 1/1/12 I HAVEN'T FAPPED ALL YEAR
FRIEND SLEEPS OVER   CAN'T FAP CaN'T SLEEP
'so
Running late: a) Shit or B) eat C) Multitasking
Instant ramen? Takes too long
Dont shower my hair looks cool
Finish box of cereal    another trash can
wake up at 11 wake up again at 4
day after payday already broke
Predict when toast pops up Think you are psychic
Ironing? Unfamiliar concept
Light goes out in kitchen cooking level 2
Masterbate
cat jumps on lap puts off all responsibilities
Can't read from the thubmnail will never know what it was
Morning pee sitting down
google a light medical symptom you have aids
Not taking a shower Pees in it anyway
go to xvideos watch same video as last 8 times
not enough time to brush teeth eats altoid
get foot fungus peacefully coexist
Has dream of masturbating
spunks everywhere dosen't clean it up
FROGE
shave balls over toilet toilet has fur now
fapping making headache worse cant turn back now
crush gets offline waits a little bit to get offline so you don't feel like a stalker
Done fapping clean it with socks
scratch balls sniff fingertips
1 fap
spends more time downloading than listening to music
You have your periods ? I have my condoms.
wake up take a shit get out of bed
gets girls Number NEVER TEXT HER
Ants live in house Ecosystem
don't want trick-or-treaters? SPRINKLER on
break up  with girlfriend excuse to buy fleshlight
bored at work sit in toilet cubicle to kill time
regret ordering too much pizza for dinner worship the gods for having pizza for breakfast
get fired from work blessing in disguise
masturbation procrastination
ALT LEFT CLICK TO SAVE IMAGE QUALITY OF LIFE SIGNIFICANTLY IMPROVED
Washes hands
YOUTUBE VIDEO OVER 1 MIN LONG SKIP
No comb Brush hair with fork
billions of years of evolution
Girlfriend starts countig condoms panic
mom handles dirty socks no mom don't touch those I'll do it
Drink energy drink sit on couch
video games primary source of social interaction
smell his own fart somewhat pleased
FROGE
fap to something disgusting
friend calls while fapping temporarily drop to low speed
Leave pizza out all night breakfast already on counter
needs to shit takes laptop to toilet
Fap for hours
Roommates all leave for spring break without you fapathon
I don't always use the wrong meme but when i do
finally fapped after a week holy shit that's a big mess
Silently farts secretly waves it towards others
i've got better things to do than read about a stupid
think about it.... you've touched my computer
Wake up mouth tastes like death wash away taste with soda sitting on computer desk
Taking huge shit can't wait to look
Wikipedia blacked out youporn still up
Found shirt on floor that's been there for a week. it's clean now.
pees in shower not taking a shower
flicks booger
500gb of games and still there is nothing to play
Laptop? U mean Faptop
WAKE UP fINISH LAST NIGHT'S BEER
new toilet freshener pee on it
Out of toilet paper use cat
Discover black widow living in garage peacefully coexist
something floating in glass Continue to drink in small sips
picks up and sniffs underwear off the floor  good enough
sees moldy food laying around in fridge leaves it there
too sweaty to sit on couch lays on roommates bed
how do they know hot single ladies are in my town?
Have eight hours of homework procrastination fap
Only ingredient is bread bread sandwich
smoke hash read the old testament
done fapping return to memebase
cook bacon for breakfast put on cloths for protection
company coming over flip the cushions to the side with the least stains
unemployed
FAP. BORED. FAP AGAIN.
the plastic mat in my office isn't to protect the carpet from my desk chair it's a fap shield
Palin in the news again time to fap
foul bachelor frog? Or mirror?
Staying in bed because sick fap is the best medicine
i could go out and have a drink with friends but that would mean putting on pants
FRIENDS USE KEYBOARD & MOUSE IF ONLY THEY KNEW
computer down fap using imagination
only one sheet of toilet paper left master of origami
Shave balls use same razor to shave face
GOT FIRED FAP THEN FEEL SORRY FOR SELF
'you must verify that you are 18 or over to enter the website' enters
Always shits with the door open. always.
Undress pajamas
body wash running low add water
cant tell if spoiled or if thats just how milk always smells
completely out of toilet paper duck walk to kitchen for paper towels
wonders if shrinkage was caused by fapping fap anyway
finish fapping wipe hand on side of matress
my shower drain would have a positive pregnancy test
Find a frozen pizza in the freezer wake up
dig nose paste under table
Adds girls on facebook only durring summer
'waiting for memegenerator.net...' FAP
lose argument with someone on the internet feel pissed off for hours
Finish Fapping Fap Again
breakfast
Go one day without fapping celebrate with 5 rounds the next day
4:00 pm time for breakfast
comforting girl about perverts fapping to her pics in other tabs
Has an erection
BUTT ITCHES  SCRATCH IT WITH A FART
Invited to dinner mc donalds before
make out with fat girl deny it forever
Forget towel in shower use floor mat
parents walk in the room 'Just checking for ticks'
GOOD LOOKIN DUMP DONT FLUSH
Fap straight Into garbage can Googles intellectual property laws
Ran out of toilet paper uses printer paper
vows to not fap for a month fails later that day
Poke finger through toilet paper while wiping Smell finger. Twice
12 months 12 pairs of underwear
All the cups are dirty use a bowl
take off headphones to hear farts
make EXTRAVAGANT spring break plans stay home and fap five times a day
Mountain of dirty clothes as my new sofa
30 minutes in the oven? 5 minutes in the microwave
TURkey takes 4 hours to cook POPTARTS it is
browser autocompletes 'R' to 'Redtube' i guess its time to fap
force people out of the house so fap time can begin
What time is it? its fappy hour
bored fap
pack of orange tic tacs eat all at once
Delivery minimum $15? TONIGHT WE FEAST
fap and read memes multi-tasking
DUTCH OVeN YourselF
CHAFFED APPENDAGE FAP GENTLY
Flush toilet Race against flush
flatmates gone to the gym Stay home and fap
FAP AFTER FAPPING BALLS LIKE GRAPES
wipes ass looks
fap
accidentally thinks of mom while fapping finishes anyways
only flushes when he poops only washes hands when the toilet paper rips
unexpectedly gets laid off at work fap-a-thon
Reads Foul Bachelor Frog Checks room for cameras
Farted again for 8 seconds Push harder to break old record...liquid fart comming out...fap in shower
Cold winter day fap vigorously to warm self
About to blow load Realize you didn't grab tissues
Stop fappin 4 a week Fap 7 times in one day
Has girlfriend still lives like foul bachelor
no internet fap to cartoons
'i'm gonna clean my room today' gets bored after 5 minutes and stops
MY DREAM JOB? WHY WOULD I WANT A JOB?
find out they're showing new beavis and butthead episodes shed tears of joy
driver's license suspended
Gas light on in car deal with it later
should leave for work in 10 minutes fap
Already had 2 boredom faps
Having Diarrhea but you feel a fart coming russian roulette
tell hilarious racist joke everyone so uptight
close laptop
Nothing to do Fap
Sees Fbf meme 'not a bad idea'
uncircumcised no need to buy lube to fap
Friend asks to use your internet ctrl-shift-delete
doing french homework google translate
prepare instant noodles for dinner everyday check recipe on package
masturbate with left hand ambidextrious
realize how disgusting you are LAUGH
FAPPED ON IT NO LONGER INTERESTED
if a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it  a hipster will buy the soundtrack
Ex-Girlfriend is Pregnant Never Met Her Before
close the door when sleeping alone monsters
FAP 'EXERCISE'
Check Facebook and have 12 notifications feel like a celebrity
Fapped for 7 minutes pornstar
No tIme to make a sandwich Poke a hole in bun and shove ham in
cannot eat food without watching something on youtube
paper due tomorrow problem for future you
Daylight savings time approaching Car clock will finally be in sync again
have important things to do play video games & Fap instead
Spends hours looking for the perfect fap video Finishes in 10 seconds
CAN'T FIND NAIL CLIPPERS LUNCH TIME
Girlfriend leaves sock at house blow load in them
complains about not getting a job doesn't put much effort trying to find one
feels teeth are dirty scratches teeth and eats the residue
garbage can full tetris skills actually come in handy
needs to shit this too
WEAR bLAck SWEATSUIT FEEL LIKE nINJA
MAINTAINED EYE CONTACT WITH GIRL ZEN MASTER
hot second cousin fap to her
clean room exhaust in two minutes
kills mosquito without turning the light on jedi knight
Looks clean is clean
Pizza rolls and ramen? Tonight we feast
exit girl's house rip huge fart
Take an arrow to the knee absolutely no change in lifestyle
GOES TO FEMALE DOCTOR SHAVES BALLS
hard drive crashes mourn for fallen hero
no internet connection fap to your thoughts
QUICK BREAK FOR SKYRIM AT NOON QUIT TO DESKTOP AND CLOCK SAYS 3AM
No Spoon For CEREAL? USE LADLE
Dropped a glass bowl i'll miss my kitchen
ate an entire bag of chips on the toilet
Busy Day On Netflix
ONLY FIVE INGREDIENTS IN KITCHEN COMBINE ALL TOGETHER AND HOPE FOR THE BEST
take cups to room cups everywhere
girl with 30 mutual freinds adds you on facebook 'she better be the one on the right'
No cups in cupboard finds them all in room
JUST LEARNED HOW TO IRON CLOTHES RECENTLY OVERWHELMING SENSE OF ACCOMPLISMENT
my bed broke 6 years ago
Drop toenail on floor That's its home now
tired from long day of work come home
Password must be 8 Characters Long 88888888
Need to clean the room Cleans around computer
Cold is setting in Wear same t-shirt under jacket the whole winter
Play air guitar while listening to music Feel like God of metal
Disregard females aquire currency
See friends sister save to wank bank
drink wine instead of beer Health food
Drops Toothbrush rubs bristles with thumb
only have 1 egg for breakfast compensate with extra coffee
Smoke weed Philosopher
finish fapping wipes it off with curtains
Vending machine price increase Plan revolution
Today Was exactly like yesterday
make small talk with checkout chick ladies man
want to leave room have to put on clothes
too lazy to find ringing house phone theyll call my cell if its important
TV dinner still frozen in the center eat anyway
Laptop crashes during fap switch to desktop
pet snake missing never liked it anyways.
microwave pizza burn tongue
Watch Limitless take notes
create account in 03 start posting 8 years later
Discover masturbation never stop
Friends going out. say you have no money spend $100 on Pizza and snacks
Waking up? move laundry from floor to bed going to bed? Move laundry from bed to floor
out of toilet paper wipes with the cardboard tube
Water is out At least i have an excuse for not showering
Parents Come HOme Faps on toilet
Fap too much. headache. fap to relieve headache.
mom offers to do laundry next day get up early to put socks and underwear in washer yourself
Laugh at pages of foul bachelor frog memes realise all your foul bachelor friends do all the disgusting shit you do
no tissues after a fap uses sock instead
Farts in Class
get annoyed because the only punchline you see is  fap
start to fap kick dog off the bed
laptop on lap
Chance to score with girlfriend fap anyway
home alone fap
Tell friends your going to bed fap for next 30 minutes
HOT GIRL TALKS TO ME ONCE   STALK FOR YEARS
wake up with boner walk like old man unitl its gone
FALL IN LOVE REDUCE FAPPING TO MINIMAL FREQUENCY
Get a potted plant for your room Never leave the room to pee again
don't jack off for one day Self control
stain on carpet beneath computer desk it's not what you think
MW3 releases u.s. birth rate drops
Mom asks for somthing
Wake up with Hangover Finish warm beer
wake up early to do assignment get on memegenerator instead
sideboob hour time to fap
never confuse cleaner wipes for baby wipes when shitting trust me
roommate eats your ramen fap on his pillow
Hate being called socially awkward use foul bachelor frog instead
give finger to bad driver activist
Do 3 hours of homework after procrastinating for eight Workhorse
Reads foul Bachelor frog For time saving ideas.
pick up towel it cracks in half
community college excuse to continue lifestyle
gotta get up early tomorrow... 11:50am
Exam next friday?  Pull an all nighter thursday and complain about it
home alone? FAP
use laptop on toilet sit there until it dies
girl pokes you instant quarter chub
wake up at 11 pants on at 3
Dirty clothes basket also clean clothes basket
routine? crap. fap. nap.
think about masturbating have to do it
Hears footsteps nearing clears browsing history opens facebook
take a shit without pinching it early zen master
thinks about same girl during entire fap this is true love
day-shift person leaves half-eaten bag of cheetos at desk tonight
took a massive dump not going out today
Can't remember original color  Of bed sheet
Buys brown underwear Just easier that way
masturbate to Pornsite advert System beat!
annoying facebook girl posted 200 new selfies time to fap
Wife leaves for the day take my fap on a field trip to the living room
The sun is rising time for bed
need to make dinner starve
discover that foul bachelorette frogs actually exist feel hope
parents visit for weekend fap in bathroom with fan on
wake up hungry- no food in pantry go back to sleep
turns underwear inside out 'good enough'
TAKE A PEE 'DIDN'T TOUCH MY WIENER 
poops before showering saves on toilet paper
parents still awake next room ninja fap
NO time to study might as well fap
takes shower still smells like ass
mulliktawskimng
Take a dump stare for a minute before flushing
wake up achievement unlocked
REALIZE YOU HAVEN'T ACCOMPLISHED ANYTHING IN LIFE EAT HOT POCKET
desktop covered by soda cans start building pyramids
touch own man boobs good enough
Pizza guy waiting at the door finish fapping
wake up Lol
You call it a shake-weight I call it a fap trainer
blow load on chest and pass out wake up with blanket stuck to you
Nap
Have a cold
Spill water on table Let evaporation do its job
out of clean bowls eat cereal out of tupperware
someone shows you shock video pretend to be disgusted
girl on dating website messages you and asks if you want to hang out fap vigorously to her pics
out of toilet paper clean ass under the shower
Going green! Haven't showered in days. imagine the water i saved
Spend the weekend furiously masterbating Only water cums out now
Can't find your favorite food No longer hungry
Used to feel guilty watching TV ALL DAY ON SOFA Doesn't feel guilty anymore
kelly has the day off fap to regis
First day you learn to put TP on the roller is the last day you put tP on the roller
shame? what is this 'shame' you speak of?
Takes off socks smells feet
Slept 13 hours Brags about it like he's cool
Excited to play Mw3 Sit in corner entire game
Apocalypse? Fap like there is no tomorrow
wake up with long to-do list go straight to couch and check tumblr
Too cold for fruitflies don't clean for six months
Ashtray in the kitchen Downed a beer and used it instead
Remember internet conversation as irl conversation
microwave stops working die of starvation
Hand Cramp? Now you're a lefty
hungry and car is broke fap
FAp in towl hang up for roommate to use
play wii fit sitting down
buy fruit 2 weeks later: what's that smell?
fap to bukkake blow load same time as 10 other guys
Halfway through first semester of arabic 'Speaks arabic' added to resume
Assembled ikea chairs  Feel like Da Vinci
Booze Video games or fap? life is hard
no milk? eat cereal dry
HAPPY AND ALIVE IN THE MORNING
microwave is too far eat spaghetti straight from can...
forgot to masturbate before shower oh well
sees name of man he doesn't know
Empty Beercan? instant ashtray
finish fapping use flashlight on phone to assess the damage
Out of bowls glass of cereal
eating raisins fap to sun-maid
watch a thought provoking documentary pause in the middle to fap
open school book Close school book
UNABLE TO GET SLEEP SCHEDULE BACK ON TRACK MOVES TO TOKYO
Time to meet new girls Pokes them on facebook
internet down question own existence
ice cube falls on the floor no worry
showers after fapping     faps after showering
going pee at work
i'm getting laid tomorrow no fap today.
PICK NOSE WHILE DRIVING WIPE FINGER WITH THE BOTTOM OF THE DRIVER's SEAt
cute girl posts a new photo on facebook faps
Only light in bathroom breaks Pee with open door
Able to go lefty with the mouse isn't left handed
Religion: Fapology
8 sets of plates and bowls wash and use the same one over and over
Have two socks
SPLASH WATER INTO FACE SHOWERED
Dining Hall is Far Vending Machine Dinner
RAN OUT OF CREAM FOR MY COFFEE DROPPING IN SOME BUTTER
12 pages of readings
Mortified when valuable stuff is stepped on/broken continues to leave it on the floor
morning wood
Wake up
soap pump is almost empty fill with water
See picture of hot girl on facebook save into fap collection
try get girl for 6 months never make a move
Take a huge shit walk akwardly back to your seat
no skidmark on boxer wear it the next day
Study? Sleep? FAP? SKYrim
Buy breakfast supplys ready to next day eat them for midnight snack
do not microwave stick in microwave
out of deoderant use air freshener spray
Can't find toenail clipper use teeth.
Finish jar of strawberry jam new beer glass
hosts lan party plays skyrim
parents tell you to clean up floor  put everything in closet
impressed and slightly disappointed when you can't fit in a gatorade bottle
4 weeks of uni left
sink full space under couch
makes good song into alarm hates song after one 3 days
why use spoon to eat yoghurt use finger instead
Home alone for 8 minutes they aren't coming back
Drink the rest of the milk put empty jug back in fridge
find booger on hand don't remember   sneezing
Buy new computer still Play DOS Games
Resolve to start a diet switch to lite beer
small greenish crumb on desk smoke it and see
taylor gang or show your mom your internet history
Finish Soft Drink Bottle becomes toilet
develop abscess ignore it
Spill chocolate ice cream on shirt attempt to lick it off
volume is too low remote is too far
SURF THE INTERNET ON YOUR CELL PHONE WHILE TAKING A DUMP
Finish morning workout clear browser history
Pee comes out clear no need to flush
time to fap to the weather lady
all dishes dirty Cleans a fork and eats a tv dinner.
parents say house must be clean when they get back from movies fap 1hr 45 min... clean like hell for 15min
Out of soup Ragu + water
gets a new roommate new socks to fap in
bedroom floor littered with used tissues doesn't have a cold
blames society for being poor worships millionaire football players
finishes anime listens to ost nostalgically on youtube
Spill drink in car cup holder Wait for it to evaporate
NO need to shower there's still some febreeze left
Can't be bothered making another Burrito spoons each ingredient into mouth instead
Blueberry bagels never grow mold only more blueberries
internet times out life stops
garbage can at capacity jenga
trash can full keep piling trash on top of trash can
finds meme on google time to fap
exist fap
FAP paranoid about fapping too much.
Spills Milk on carpet Rubs in with sock
Shit mark in toilet 'Ill just pee it off next time'
wakes up with a boner fap
not sure if fart or shart doesn't check
Dump before shower toilet paper saver
unleash noisy fart at restaurant with high volume music realize u listening to ipod
girlfriend mentions sacha grey in the news act like you never heard of her
Woke up with bag of fritos crushed underneath me.  BREAKFAST IN BED!
wake up at 11am get out of bed at 1pm
Reads Foul Bachelor Frog RELATES
Dirty fork? more like surprise flavor!
Has to pee while in the shower pees in shower
Then: socialising on skype is enough human interaction. now: socialising on skyrim is enough human interaction.
Look under toilet seat ring find new ecosystem
Fap into new sock Lady at Cash register calls cops
MISSED LAUNdry day wear underwear inside out
Ran Out of socks fap in to shirt
Fancy self as lone wolf really just weird alcoholic
burnt my pizza eating it anyways.
realize you just insulted hot girl in chat instantly type smiley face
Shave once a week Have perfect beard length 2 out of 7 days
'Remember to wear business casual' Only have jeans and video game t-shirts
Girl Looks at you? find her on facebook next day
forgot to put the milk in the fridge needed cheese anyways
Goes to chipotle leaves with all the plastic forks and spoons
blows load hits computer
Looks at clock decides to get up for dinner
use a lot of deodorant no need to take a shower 3 days
scratch my balls smell hand out of curiousity
i'd better get up early to shower tomorrow lies in.
clean laundry pile on the bed? kick it on the floor
Go to taco bell 'i'll have the usual'
read paper
Watches slave leia in return of the jedi it's a fap!!!!
Hungover Fap to feel better
out of toilet paper use coffee filters
fEELING Too Lazy to brush teeth EaT TWO PEPPERMINT TUMS
dinner falls on floor still good
if we GO TO THE BAR ILL PAY FOR EVERyTHING except for the drinks
don't remember the last time turned computer
detect trap finish fap anyway
Have all day to Fap Start to Fap just when Whole family arrives
Shot a blank Fap again
wash clothes without soap good enough
fap at different time than normal variety
if you fap on private browsing did you ever fap at all??
out of clean dishes and paper plates tea towel of spaghetti
explosive diarrhea get directly into bathtub
reads foul kid tadpole meme 'that's my boy!'
Hot girl walks past you inhale as she passes trying to smell her
No human contact planned for today cancel any plans of personal hygiene
no food in fridge whiskey for dinner
can't find Kleenex lift shirt over nose and blow like hell
graduated 5 years ago still no idea what to do with life
9:15 am? the night is still young!
squish bug on wall still there 8 months later
skidmarks in toilet blast it with piss
Fapping and no napkins? mcdonalds bag it is.
friend falls asleep fap
No room to move mouse time to take out some trash
last fap of 2012 11:45 first fap of 2013 12:30
drop food on floor time to get a dog
Out of bowls put milk and cereal in empty potato chip bag
finish the milk puts carton back in fridge
Wake up on Saturday afternoon immediately walk over to computer in undies
Mile high club? i have an individual membership
hears someone coming up the stairs closes laptop incredibly fast
plan to travel during vacation smoke weed at home the entire time
PROCRASTINATE READING ONE CHAPTER  by reading another chapter
something on the internet? Yes i can fap to that!
NEED TO BE TO WORK IN 30 MINS ONE MORE LEVEL...
Reserved tickets for cinema event manager
words with friends random opponent: jessica123 ask if she's hot
has a secret used fappingpaper collection mom  cleans room while  away
washes socks with body spray
fap into pancake batter fap-jacks
i used to have no life then i found skyrim
Dad calls at 4pm answer phone acting like you werent sleeping
Take first shower in weeks Scrub balls and ass first
All spoons dirty and in the sink wash one
Gets platinum in Skyrim Makes up for lost fapping time
valentines day? fap
yoga pants thank god for yoga pants
Valentines day stocks up on fap tissues
Stumpy pedisco makes half the foul bachelor frog comics? time could've been spent fapping
drink under the bridge good times
Burp and fart at the same time achievement unlocked
need to shit play cod for 3 hours first
not sure whether home alone fap anyway
I don't know how she got preggers? I used a condom both times. I even turned it inside out
Quest: Go to shop. Reward: Fap
Finish fapping faps again
gym day? stretch while waiting for microwave food
fap before leaving home check pants for stains every 5 minutes
public toilet dont wash hands if no one is looking
Get outta bed
Blow load on stomach with pants at ankles Parents walk through front door
Suffer dehydration drink coke
DID'NT SHOWER TODAY USE DEODORANT
Public holiday faps and plays cod all day
PRAYS BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP faps before praying
No shower curtain rings use paperclips
no food or gas but has 10 bucks buy .5 grams of weed
20 free minutes
I HAVE AN ARMY OF POP CANS
see a sexy ad on internet time to fap !
fap before bed
Girl says she knows you from somewhere Think she stalked you for a year
Watches rachel ray skin a carrot. fap
CAramel apple healthiest thing i ate all week
FAP BEFORE GOING TO THE GYM WARM-UP
restroom at cafe is a single fap time
shout mom and dad at home no response? fap time
random urge to fap  'uhm
HAVE NO FAP TISSUES LEFT REUSE A SLIGHTLY USED ONE
milk in fridge expired 3 weeks ago
Big green sponge I used to clean the toilet with is sitting in the kitchen sink. Roommate did the dishes earlier.
HAIR STYLIST TOUCHES SHOULDER HARD AS CALCULUS
a toothpaste tube is never really empty
hasn't showered in a week 'Showering makes you lose natural oils'
Has sex with prostitute 'can I pay you with  trident layers?'
needs to fart
See turban at airport i loved you all
ORDER PIZZA Meals sorted for 3 days
switch to mint cigarettes stop brushing teeth altogether
First day living alone Potato chips for breakfast!
shaves head no more showers
25 push ups i am sparta
Add Random Girls on Facebook imagine life together
sunny day with family at home pitch black and locked in your room
Waitress asks your order first she likes me
5 foot plasma 5 dollar couch
NOT TODAY TOMORROW
check letter box: empty no news is good news
Low Phone BaTtery
collecting forgotten change from vending machines part time job
showered today good for a week
girlscout holding cookies can't decide which you want more
too tired to shower sleep on the guest bed
fap and more fap won't give me clap
No clean cups Drinks directly from carton
start ejaculating; hear someone coming through front door enormous panic spreads through you
ants feasting on semen-filled tissues in wastebasket doing my part to help mother nature
fart rolls up and tickles balls best feeling ever
Fapping. Fart. Keep Fapping.
got 10 up votes fap
Saves Water by not washing hands after wiping ass
See seagulls living in own shit Identify
play skyrim all day fap to female characters in the game
On toilet Hmm
too lazy to get out of bed pisses in water bottle
Needs to pee
sniff test fails on everything establish a grading system
no time to shower
Watches girls volleyball gAme FaNtasy faP ball
rock paper scissors lizard spock creative wanking
doesn't like washing dishes buys and uses only disposable plates
time to change shirt searches through a huge pile of clothes on the floor
closes 4chan opens 2 mins later
CRUMBS ON MOUTH? SLEEVE SHOULD TAKE CARE OF IT!
mom brings blacklight with her as gift to use near computer bad idea
hot girl looks at you axe commercial
It's raining can pee everywhere
CRAP STUCK ON TOILET BOWL PEE IT OFF
To-do list? Fap-to List
Use mouthwash teeth brushed
eats yogurt feels gay
not sure if mouse is sticky or my fingers
DAKOTA FANNING TURNS 18 Next month Pre-faps
Phonebook outside of door No need to buy toilet paper for a month
havent smoked in 5 days rewards himself with a cigarette
get my memes voted fap
girl you liked for years gets fat REVERSE-FAP
Ran out of deoderant soap bar instead
Read about sopa fapping is now illegal
wake up laying on pillow drool Move head to other side
dON'T sHOWER IN A WEEK free hair wax
school tomorrow
Trim toes nails shoes fit better
NO MEME IDEA MAKE ONE ANYWAY
on skype with friends mute
has terrible nightmare fap
read foul bachelor frog regognise sense of comoraderie
Watches 2 girls 1 cup Faps
break from school break from hygiene
'3 hours is enough sleep' never been more tired
Exam Tomorrow faps for good luck
drops food on floor dog'll get it
crumb on floor peacefully coexist
this is the year i finally stop goofing off and achieve my full potential lol! jk! fap
Star wars comes on these are not the faps you're looking for (faps anyway)
USES KNIFE TO CUT CAKE LOOKS CLEAN.. PUTS IT BACK IN DRAWER
LIVE LIFE TO THE FOULEST
COULD BE RICH AND FAMOUS? MAKE TALKING FROGS INSTEAD
Hear front door opening finish fap anyway
mouthwash without brushing good enough
'hey dude can i see your new phone?' sure one sec clear cache
uncover and stir after 3 minutes yeah right
can't sleep after scary movie? fap.
Take shit Pretend to wash hands
Desk looks like bomb site organise a few pens
Start Operation 'Do the dishes' Will be AFK for next 2 days
why is ur right forearm so much bigger than your left? Mom
Pizza cutter is dirty fold pizza like taco
haven't fapped in weeks afraid I'll drown girl during bj
masturbating w other in the house. leave other tabs open just in case
shave so this is what i look like
NO CLEAN SILVERWEAR STIR COFFEE WITH HANDLE OF DIRTY SPOON
No toilet paper? Macgyver Time
Ran out of pot call girlfriend for sex
Phone Dead
Sprays ass lettuce all over inside of toilet bowl. Pees it cleans 4 hours later.
Put Q-Tip too far in ear till you coff do it again on other side
get banned from 4chan s/ drive to library to use 4chan s/
SPEND 3 HOURS FINDING/COOKING MEAL IN SKYRIM PAUSE GAME - INSTANT RAMEN IS READY
meme generator: 'The service is unavailable' suddenly a wild time for fap appears!
Best friend invites you to a gym Never liked him anyway
No mouthwash? Eats peppermint patty
Hear tumblers of door turning Heart attack
Grocery store is 10 minutes away wipe ass with paper towel for a week
Has 5 hours to cook dinner Makes 2 minute noodles 7 hours later
fly in the toilet target practice
what to do with my extra hour fap!
Spray axe chemical shower
fap
cat pisses on carpet febreze
drain pasta sanitize dishes left in sink
drools over pillow ew
need water drinks c0ke
no internet jack off to the news
hot girl moves in next door with her husband and kids of course
leftover food attracting flies? NEW PETS
LAST DAY OF THE VACATION ASK YOUR CLASSMATES WHAT WAS YOUR HOMEWORK  for holidays
Just slept for 18 hours?
buy groceries forget them in the car overnight
power goes out fap to jc penny newspaper ads
Internet
finally gets laid for the first time sexpert
She says she wants to wear a ring... offer to sit on her face
fap fap
Finish watching a movie with an awesome character that kick everyones ass fight invisible enemies around your house
eat breakfast at 4pm
'please seed 1:1 ratio' not if i can help it
have sloppy shit take shower
go to look for job online type xhamster instead
mom just left for church warm up fleshlight
Heart on cappuccino she wants me
All dishes dirty on counter brind more dishes in from bedroom
White stuff on your old tshirt claim that its toothpaste
Dig through pile of socks least smelly two are today's socks
Drain water & add ranch to ramen. Gordon Ramsey.
Go to school? or stay home  and smoke weed and fap?
Sick.  In bed for days
Legs fell asleep time to wipe
mix what's left of 3 cereal boxes mad scientist
friend asks for time I wonder what day it is
Beavis and butthead is back on the air shed tears of joy
No eggs? Moar bacon
Pee in shower because I can
Look at a few images before bed Macromeme for three hours.
2 days without fap shaking violently
Can't Reach Remote Watch another round of sportscenter
goes to fridge for food
Laptop runs out of power during fap Panic. Find charger. Finish fap. close tab. RElief!
Eat only cereal shit only bricks
left pec bigger than right pec i'm ripped
Clean Ears Candle
need to vacuum pick up obvious pieces instead
woke up in same clothes as last week sprayed on cheap deoderant :ready for work
fap fap
alarm goes off wildly mash phone buttons until it stops
TORRENT RATIO HIGHER THAN GPA
chinese speaking exam  ching chong motherland
I have a busy life Starbound in the morning
Upvotes meme 1000 times comedy genius
out of coffee filters use a sock
COLD SLEEPING BAG? FART TO WARM UP BODY
buy a new album
sets up guitar gear all over the living room leaves it there
laptop charger barely working life may be approaching an end
Toilet lid is down pee in the sink
get a random boner randomly grab her butt
uSE TOILET PAPER AS TISSUE PUT BACK ON ROLL
didn't shower before leaving house puts on a hat
ordered pizza at least saw someone today
out of toilet paper for three days must coordinate eating habits so that pooping falls right before shower
No milk for cofffee Mint chocolate chip ice cream should work
i got 99 fetishes but feet ain't one
No internet for 10 days you say? Brain.. prepare for OPERATION COMATOSE
Make toast
HOT WEATHER SPEND WHOLE DAY RE-ARRANGING SWEATY GENITALIA
Does 10 curls checks to see if arm got bigger
Toilet is broken and doesnt flush Poops in it anyway.......twice.
Too lazy to set sheets and blankets sleep on the mattress
Don't feel like fapping fap anyway
no oven gloves  uses pants
Go TO a STore shower first time for a week
out of toilet paper shit anyway and wash it off in the shower
5 views left download new browser
uses two different browsers to use two different email accounts on the same email provider simultaneously hacker
girl smiles at you boner
Monowipe It's gonna be a good day
visiting a friend
smells pt shirt it can go another PE class
roommates door is locked must be jerkin it
mom friend requests you on FB blocked
Shower on my day off feel accomplished
Stoned
stop for a few drinks at happy hour wake up in the parking lot at 3 am
laptop battery running low fap till it dies
ToOk massive dump Fitness guru
get in a swimming pool stay in front of the pool jet for half an hour
bin barely visible beneath pile of rubbish
Fart during fap stop to smell- continue fap
toaster strudles cold in center good enough
Clips toenails Sniffs them afterwards
Still not in     god tier le fap
got laid      last nite fap anyway
phone rings while pooping answers
pisses in bed goes back to sleep
wishes you luck in your exams secretly hopes you fail to bring the grade boundary down
get a desk job showering becomes a monthly event
Move to different Room Bring Only working light bulb with you
8:42-gives up fapping for lent 8:45-fap
Reading  Spider-man comic Fap to Black Cat
Out of clean clothes Buy new ones
casually pass through kitchen end up eating 900 calories
read foul bachelor frog get some ideas for fapping
online on skype so you can watch me wank
Farts Smells it to rate its epicness
friends ask what you did on your trip no answer
I used to go outside like you But then I took a computer to the bedroom
got a date time to dust off the old toothbrush
cums in pants continues to wear
meet the great fappini
hear about sopa try to masturbate as much as you can before it's passed
buy new base model car pretend its 1992 and now im living a life of luxury
Faps Doesn't Pull up pants for a few minutes
When not on facebook fap
Watch sEVEN POUNDS FAP OUT OF SADNESS AFTERWARDS
treesus died for your faps
computer broken visits youporn via iphone
tired of fapping take a fap break
create a character
pee shower while standing outside
Knows How to make wacky mac gourmet chef
forget's to flush dog goes thirsty
if all else fails fap
nobody home for 5 minutes fap
eats hot dog on white bread 'it's the same thing'
BORED SHITLESS FAP
fap 'till it hurts
couldn't fap today c-c-c-combobreaker!
found bachelor frog  two years too late
Puppy pisses in the corner Maybe he's onto something...
Alone at home... ...Fapulous times
Takes arrow to knee 'oh well i fap sitting down anyway
REAL GIRL COMING OVER FEVERISHLY THROW TACO BELL WRAPPERS OUT
Start bachelor frog thread Laugh at the same ones from last time
out of peanut butter and jelly makes butter sandwich
FIRST FAP TODAY BLOW ENORMOUS LOAD
rUN OUT OF BODYWASH     uSE diAL hANDSOAP TO SHOWER
Can't find lotion Mayonaise crosses mind
Stripper says i'm cute It's gonna happen
watched birthing video dont want kids
fap fap fap
APARTMENT SMELLS LIKE BURRITOS TIME TO SHAVE MUSTACHE
have sex at work on the clock PROFESSIONAL
Shaved balls
No tissues Use old shorts
take dirty spaghetti stained bowl wash for 2 seconds...safe to eat cereal!
out of toiler paper wipes with cardboard roll
Votes slayer on big team battle
Stall out of toilet paper take shit
No multiplayer download from piratebay
Need to lose weight Start drinking sweet tea instead of sodA
Out of Clean Underwear No stains?  clean enough.
hears about hipster ariel meme checks to see if worth fapping to
Ants on food protein source
Michelle Renee Bush kiss me
don't have the books to complete assignment make up shit
candy bar and soda breakfast of champs
Make bacon and Eggs eat all the bacon first
Odd number of socks one for fapping
OUT OF CLEAN UNDERWEAR ORDER MORE OFF INTERNET
eat litter off ground activist
red lobster: where the fancy people eat.
Power went out
ITCHES BALLS LEAVES HANDS IN PANTS FOR 20 MINUTES
start new job look up the hot girls on facebook
Too tired from fapping to do anythiNg Fap
grandma died eat chinese food
underwear overrated
DOWNLOADS FLAC VERSION OF ALBUM HAS NOTHING TO PLAY IT WITH
take dog for a walk wind up fapping in the woods
No quarters? Bathtub laundry
dorm toilets too far away Pees into bedroom sink
dribble on pillow in night smells patch in morning
Internet is down faps to last girl he can remember checking out
get on internet to do research for project hours on facebook
donates plasma weed money
write two sentences on job_application.doc 'I'll finish it tomorrow'
Sort fresh laundry on the floor never put away and refer to it throughout the week
Wake up too lazy for shirt Blanket cape
ex-girlfriend's birthday fap harder
opens up a fresh beer passes out without drinking it
no passion towards any activity that can be mentioned to others
pretend to be their friend fap to their facebook photos
WANT TO FAP TWO
maybe ill study better if i take off my pants fap
MISS A STEP ON THE STAIRS MINI HEART ATTACK
fAPPING ON THE SOFA WHEN SANTA ARRIVES LOOK HIM IN THE EYE AND FINISH
my friend died from overdose... Where did he keep his stash?
snowed in all day fap session
memegenerator was down spent the night in my underwear
old beer can new ash tray
Parents leave for europe get high and fap for two weeks
wake up eat dinner
4 Chan down Fill out job applications
mattress on floor fiber optic internet
Spend day fapping. Friend comes over
LEAVE on Sunday morning pack on sunday morning
fap feel gross about self
Watch Star Trek Astrophysicist
Drop food  call the dog
nice day outside  STAY inside ON COMPUTER
Goes on reddit saves all nsfw
angry with your life fap harder
Take glorious dump... post-partum depression.
lick Cheeto fingers clean immediately start eating out of the big bag again
watching 'The Hills' fap fap fap
FAP IN SOCK GIVE TO DOG
hey russia quit stealing our memes
exam in the morning? all nighter to avoid sleeping in
7:41 am one more kamikaze race
no more food in the fridge eat at neighbors house
Fap while laying next to wife Fapping Ninja
Not being sure if you should make a bachelor frog meme because they already seem to have all your habits listed
sees a lizard in living room peacefully co-exist
pulls all-nighter still accomplishes nothing
works from home define 'work'
CANT FIND SCISSORS USE TOENAIL CLIPPERS TO OPEN ICEPOP
GLASSES DIRTY? bOWL OF SODA
drinks milk straight from the jug no longer regrets being single
Run out of toilet paper  Time for a shower!
BAD BREATH? BETTER EAT A THIN MINT.
NoticeS ants in kitchen  Fap
i'd love to hang with friends on my birthday but that would mean putting on pants
woke up with BARBECUE sauce in hair guess i'm wearing a hat today
No clean pants Start pant smell interview
pull down curtains while fapping outsmart whole neighberhood
Dishes in sink stopped smelling GOOD
Drop Load in bathroom
One more thing to do before dinner Wash the dish
Eats chips for dinner good food rotting in the fridge
Hear loud bang in the microwave food is ready
Happy first fap of the year to all! may your socks remain hard and crusty!
Spilled beer on the floor too lazy to go get a mop
Doesn't have time to do laundry Flips dirty underwear inside-out
No roommate for a week. No pants for a week.
pre heat? whats that
friend wants to use laptop let me check something first
looks like yesterday's Boxers Became today's boxers
Runs out of toilet paper while wiping uses cardboard tube
blow load on floor underneath desk clean it 3 weeks later
PEE IS CLEAR NO NEED TO FLUSH
Deletes browsing history then quickly visits clean sites to 'refill' history
last piece of pepperoni fell on the floor   wipe it off and eat it
Puts extra cheese on frozen pizza master chef
Look at all these memes I'm not the only one
Friends coming over? Clean living room
first 90 seconds of an interview  They Know
Can't reach the remote Guess I'm watching this shit
doesn't shower for 2 weeks still not a personal record
Eats a big meal to have the energy to workout That meal made me too sleepy to workout
shampoo bottle empty fill up with water and shake - don't need to buy new
Picks nose wipes it on couch!
responds politely to a telemarketer feels like Mother Teresa
NEVER CLEANED SEMEN ON MY FLOOR MILKY WAY
Butt itches farts to get rid of it
Adds Peanutbutter
finish pissing in girl's house stand there and let sink run
Mom called
Vacation: Pack in 10 minutes Return From Vacation: Dont unpack for 2 weeks
having chest pains ignore and eat more chili cheese fries
Hears loud bang in microwave food is ready
goes to work bathroom fap break
Shirt on the floor Kick it up and catch it
Spends all day fappin' in cyber
BIRthday sex? more like birthday fap
Job Description says must be multi-tasker.. I can Shit
pees off a skidmark in toilet toilets clean
Responsibility? Is that a band?
need to be productive want to play games cancel it out by doing absolutely nothing
Microwave for 2 minutes then sir and microwave for 4 more 6 minutes it is
Girl accepts friend request check relationship status
no argument on forum tonight fap-tastic
finally shaves pubic hair fapping now improved
'I should get my life together
to fap or not to fap. That is th- fap.
Exit shower armpits wet with sweat
Shit Yourself while pissing  Try to flush underwear down toilet
Martini shaker? Martini glass
2 P.M.? Breakfast time
Get your own computer delete the browsing history just in case
Open  package with single cut i&#180;m a surgeon
No clean clothes takes some out of the laundry bin and sprays self with a shit ton of old spice
the last your dad played with you was when you were in his balls.
faps so hard breaks wrist
Says he's doing work Masterbating furiously
Run out of shampoo Use body wash
don't go out on mondaynight after 72 hour binge 'growing up'
out of soap Use Alcohol
NO CLEaN DISHES POUR MILK AND CEREAL INTO MOUTH
get a scale  just to weigh self before and after shit
gets poked on facebook faps to the very notion of it
a rainy day eat
drink alcohol and eat junk all night probably gonna die
ashtray full put out cigarette on dirty plate
Girlfriend declined dinner invitation No need to clean room
aCCIDENTALLY SPILL LAST OF BOOZE ON FLOOR FIVE-SECOND RULE
clean boxer shorts? turn inside out. good for another week.
FaP Don't feel like texting her back
tries to be more organized adds 'fap' to checklist
Blow Nose On arm spread and wait til dry
Brushing Teeth takes too long Chews gum instead
complains about Sopa on internet Because mispelled soap
club has black lights  cringe
get in shower fall asleep in it
come home late- sleep or Homework? Fap
no friday classes? weekends now start on wednesday
find hot girl on facebook that ignored you in high school fap for revenge
Sunrise? Bedtime
faps in school sensei-fapper
out of toilet paper good thing i have kleenex
cooking time and didn't wash hands it's okay i fapped 2 hours ago
Going to start eating Salads Eat the Entire Bag of CRUtons instead
Laundry or study? toke
age of consent 34c
out of tp use taco bell napkins
That clean towel you're drying your face with was once a fap rag
have a Lucid dream bang every girl you know
Fap what's there to eat?
wake up
school restroom
run out of toilet paper recycle fap tissues in trash can
Blows load goes to bed.
skip lecture and skim through online lecture slides whilst fapping
found missing shirt of 1.5 years Wear without washing
Morning wood pees in sink
INVISIBLE FOR ONE MINUTE? FAP IN FRONT OF YOUR WIFE
no clean dishes who needs food anyway?
Notices feet smell bad spray them with febreze
Finish Fapping hate life again
can't button pants anymore doesn't wear pants anymore
Scrathes vinegary balls smells
Scratch balls subtly smell fingers while scratching nose
tattoo artist told me to use A&D ointment on healing tattoo fap and use that
Put Like in a hot girl photo when she is online to notice
shave one side of face
Friend sleeping infront of door Pee out second story window
Blames autocorrect for sexually suggestive texts Doesn't have a smartphone
day off from work no need to shower
tAKE A SHIT FAP AFTERWARDS
STOP AT RED TRAFFIC LIGHT GIVE A FAP A CHANCE!
18 HOURS OF SLEEP THIS WEEK ALL ON THE COUCH
WAKE UP SIT AT COMPUTER
RECEIVED COOKWARE SET AS GIFT STILL IN BOX 5 YEARS LATER
PLATE TOO DIRTY THROW AWAY
COUCH CLOTHES RACK
Find ants crawling around in Donut Box Protein
No Toothpaste? No Problem
Runs out of clean Socks. Plays crusty sock roulette.
make fbf image watch for next week hoping it gets upvoted
'i'm not a clean freak' lives in squalor
pop zit feel like you accomplished something today
Internet is down
tax time
FLUSH TOILET IT'S GONE MAN
Sees hot girl in the internet google search her name
Goes to take shower Faps instead
Finish fapping Scroll down see better vid fap again
Sun is shining outside close blinds to properly see your screen
why can't i seem to lose weight? hasn't left house in 4 days
Going to the bathroom after a night out just to wipe
no tissue end of the world as we know it
I know how to raise children it's called emptying my trash can
Odd smear on computer screen? O yeah
push on your abdomen and stomach while taking a shit toothpaste
hear the neighbours having sex immediately start to fap
Merry fishmas and herpe new year
adjust pants hide semen stains
watch hot neighbour through window sniper fap
Every weekend - SMOKE
should go to Sleep starts playing minesweeper
See Retarded Person Suppress Giggles
Relate to bachelor frog more than any of your family members
FINDS TRUE LOVE BLOWS LOAD TO THE KNEE
Have sex tHROW USED CONDOM UNDER THE BED
carefully waft farts towards nose for science
dancing in front of mirror someone walks in
DIDN'T USE INTERNET FOR A WHOLE DAY SlEPT INSTEAD
out of milk? Beer with my cereal again
Cant find tv remote next show on becomes new favorite
YOU RECEIVE MAIL AND SIGN FOR PACKAGE FEEL GUILTY FOR LEAVING MANjUICE ON MAILMAN'S PEN
One Mans Trash Another mans Quesadilla
bored roll back foreskin and sniff
QUESTION HAS 4 LINES FOR ANSWER Write 3 words
painful friction burn fap with other hand
finally cuts toenails Shoes get bigger
get thirsty while watching movie on laptop don't get water
girl won't show up room won't get cleaned up
Friend asks for an empty bottle to fill up with water demands 5 pennies
girls in class know you wear same thing every day don't bother with them
talk with girls hide your boner
duct tape
1 page double spaced essay due 6am tomorrow masturbate 'til 5:50am
girlfriend calls it 'making love' lose boner
no clean clothes Febreeze should do the trick
wipes booger on headboard hardest substance known to man  a week later.
Just got a job fap
Passenger seat filled up with trash put it in 1 fast food bag and throw behind head blindly
wake up fart
Plenty of time to get to work early Fap*fap*fap  10mins late
Unglogs hair clump from bathtub drain leaves it on side of tub
briefs don't smell clean
Open thirty browser tabs. Fap. Knock on door. MINIMIZE ALL WINDOWS. 'Sure
fleas in bedroom no pets
Girlfriend called up to work PLAN EPIC DAY OF FAPPING
instant the last guest leaves room fart triumphantly
Favourite dancemove? Chernobyl child.
made ramen with half flavor packet low-salt diet
wash girlfriends nice clothes hot water cotton cycle
fınd the meaning of life when you are hıgh forget ıt when you wake up
Out of Milk Roommate isn't
laggy day restart firefox
tissue misses trashcan close enough
successfully complete victory fap victory fap
never gets drunk at least doesn't remember
Still lives with his ex-girlfriend Even though they broke up 4 years ago
all cups dirty use bowl
computer dies M.9GAG.COM
toilet clogged use it until it has to be fixed
eating doritos guess levis makes napkins now
goes toilet for big message
wears something other than t-shirts twice a week pants
smoke alone mad boners
Phlegm too large/firm to wash down sink leave it
dress shoes? not since 6th grade
Spill something on floor mop with foot
Spill a little cause glass too full sock mop
Take out the trash Gain 20 squared meters
comes unprepared walks to parents bathroom to find tissue
Chat roulette clean only what web cam can see
power goes out fap to newspaper jc penny ads
Throw rocks at police
Long term headache disappears finally! I can fap again!
Leaves veggies on pizza health nut
use pencil as q-tip turn in homework with earwax smudges
too lazy to put stuff away stacks
invite her in for coffee dont own a coffee maker
Out of Detergent Smear dishes with hand Sanitizer
last roll of toilet paper used up pick thru waste basket for cleanest pieces
put clothes in wardrobe confused when getting dressed next day
Hungover Drink beer. hydrate
hammered and out of beer code red!
friend said I&#180;M THINNER HAVE a bacon sandwich TO celebrate
PANTS IN Washing machine fail smell test spray with cologne and wear anyway
NO COMB USE PLASTIC FORK
tries fapping on piece of paper whole house can hear it
barfed up my cereal this morning second breakfast
Wake up in garage Is the sun coming up or going down?
out of toilet paper 50 minute shower
raining at practice? no shower today
cut hole at bottom of the popcorn bag went to movies alone
parents gone for the weekend fap fest 2011
Deodorant and cologne Mexican shower
expiration dates are like speed limits just suggestions
worked out for 2 hours now can drink 12 beers
wake up at noon stretch
nicest day outside in months... FAP!
out of pizza pockets starve to death
Find a clean handkerchief. Can't stop humming 'Like a Virgin.'
fap tissue box by computer empty wastebasket diving time
nose was a little stuffy this morning better call in sick
wakes up  skyrim still isn't out....
fap surf internet for 20 minutes before pulling pants up
START TORRENT TO FAP fAP BEFORE ITS DONE
laugh at all foul bachelor frogs realize that you are in fact a female
Find  half drunk beer from night before Mmm breakfast
Have to study continue looking at foul bachelor frogs instead
Intimate with two older women fap anyway
Hang trashbag on bathroom doorknob trash can
Already comfortable debate brushing teeth
Not agreeing to anything if it's before 2pm
out of body wash use shampoo
Fresh Underwear Pants good for another day
running on the track fart with every step
go to internet for research fap
roommate finally falls asleep fap
Have stomach ache take massive dump
silently walk past hot girl in public don't look at her
fap at work get paid
fap with the door open daredevil
Fap Sleep
Experience chest pain keep fapping
Post on 4chan IQ of 147
Roommate comes home during fap night ruined
no toilet paper at home find public restroom
Bought block of cheese for savings No grater
2
Move couch discover long lost treasure
discover trash is full of empty bottles no more getting up for bathroom
Unsure if shirt smells bad Or entire room smells bad
out of weed scrape bowl for resin
Empty Shoe Box Week Long Trash Can
SWeet! long weekend! baked for the next 84 hours
skip history class watch ww2 in hd
Can't be bothered washing wooden spoon Stirs with handle instead
go to take a leak
Check if door is closed whille fapping 50 times
Will bone anybody with a pulse Most shallow man on planet when finding something to fap to on the internet.
At the beach and need to take a leak guess I'll go for a swim after all
yesterday's underwear today's underwear
receive underwear for christmas out with the old
have awesome dream about making out with a beautiful rabbit wake up; try to convince yourself you're not a furry
Check fridge every few minutes Even if you're not hungry
Might get lucky on first date Hike underwear up into crack to hide skidmarks
all out of toilet paper goodbye socks
Toaster Oven stopped working gonna starve
christmas eve to the gas station!
draw a picture. upload it to deviantart. nobody looks at it. fap.
Farts smell like chinese food all day mmm I think I'll order takeout
no clean utensils spaghetti is now a finger food
eat bowl of cereal in shower wash it and place back in cupboard
sets clock 10 minutes early to be on time  knows its early and sleeps 10 minutes later
sees butter knife is dirty dry toast
Dryer? Closet #2
gets caught staring at a hot girl this pen is suddenly very interesting...
Out of clean underwear Bathing suit outta do
have to pee during the night empty cup on nightstand will do
bro
car needs to be washed use windshield squeegee at gas station
Just clipped toenails? free toothpicks
Out of bar soap Use shampoo instead
No Shave November Been training for this my whole life
1000 things to do procrasturbation
girl is nice to you imagine life together
eats ice cream no more space for veggies
Makes foul bachelor frog meme based on self-habits
watching tv in mute so i can hear key in door
Ate breakfast at 11:30am lunch AT Noon
DUE TOMORROW DO TOMORROW
Face trimmer missing? Go Go Gadget neck beard
Can't sleep  fap
fap downstAIRS UNTIL CLIMAX IS NEAR RUN UPSTAIRS AND FINISH ON THE TOILET SEAT
stovetop cooking instructions:    microwave it
pee is clear no need to flush
full of food more space for dessert
cant find towel after shower use dirty underwear instead
FARTS IN CROWDED ROOM STARTS BREATHING HARD TO AVOID WIDESPREAD
out of milk try cereal with sour cream
Glues quarter to Floor Watches girls bend over to pick it up
classes got cancelled wasn't planning on going anyways
Couch? More like dresser
back to school back to hell
VIagra prescription? Epic fap time!
Message seen 18:14
Assure yourself that you'll be a new man tomorrow; a leader and an inspiration to all wake up and go on living as you always have
They call this foul bachelor frog you call this your biography
no toilet paper shower time
late for work worth the fap
no clean shirts skip class and fap
Hold open ass cheek to fart Finger sniffed immediately upon completion
NO CLEAN PLATES BOWLS ARE SO THE NEW PLATES
Door bell rings uh oh! better finish fapping quick!
cums in underwear hope mom isn't doing laundry tonight
Enjoying a fap. pokemon theme comes on. suddenly worst human alive...
call your friend during fap to tell that you will be late for 20 minutes multitasking
Nothing to drink with dinner Add more ketchup
eat candy bar off the ground enviornmentalist
house is a mess play skyrim
go to wikipedia search for pornstars bio
shave balls new fapping sensations
Need Food. Go To Kitchen. Eat in Bedroom 3 Weeks Later new ecosystem arises from pile of dishes
too afraid to get virus looking for erin andrews video faps to google image thumbnail
Do 10 push ups eye of the tiger
FOrgot to buy toilet paper at grocery store looks like i'm pooping at work this week
pizza fell on carpet pick it up
makes mac and cheese eats out of pan
volume down to zero mute not safe nough
*Sniffs crack of Boxers* Clean enough
people are home faps like a ninja
finds lump on balls faps
WIPES ASS WITH TOILET PAPER FOLDS IT OVER AND BLOWS NOSE
silence during skype conference  they must be fapping too
has 72 friends.... ... on xbox
picks nose wipes on bedsheet
cleaning up after fap can't tell if ball sweat or spunk
mom gets home while you're fapping finish
sleepover at friend's house fap in their bathroom while they sleep
COMPLAINS ABOUT LIFE DOES NOTHING ABOUT IT
No clean socks? No socks
money can't buy happiness but it can buy a fleshlight
Get's invited to party by hot woman friends stays home and faps instead
wearing hat just for the picture
sees a hot profile picture in facebook search sends friend request
CUPS FART IN HAND LOOKS BOTH WAYS AND SMELLS
Dry clean dish with kitchen towel it gets dirty again
Goes to shit Faps while sitting on toilet
Look in bathroom drawer for lost item of clothing smells like cheese
Gets pee all over the bathroom floor at party good enough
gets random boner 'great minds think alike.'
Mid Summer Nights Dream More Like Mid Summer Nights Cream
Out of work
home alone fap wipe load 20 mins after u 've finished
forgot condom  risk it
'bake for 20 min at 180 degrees' bake for 10 min at 250 degrees
craps then eats in the same room
more than 3 birthdays on facebook today? too many walls to write on
still hungover after workout use beer in protein shake
senior in highschool still asks about the bell schedule
shower? another layer of deodorant will do
Stuck in gridlock traffic with Diahrhera  I'd hate to be the one to pick up those napkins
Memorize rules of the internet Lawyer
FAP Fap fap fap
Start new diet switch to light beer
Watch iron chef- feel inspired put only spice you can find in ramen noodles- tastes terrible
fap about girl and doesnt regret it after true love
have decent sex life with girlfriend still can't give up fapping
fap 9 times before work still time for one more before i head out
finger a girl smell fingers for assurance
Run out of shaving cream? 'guess I'm growing a beard'
bored at funeral find restroom to fap
Forgot to fap in shower I toweled off for nothing
cleans out backpack in class finds today's lunch
dog finds you fapping finish
shake best friend's hand post fap what he doesn't know cannot hurt him
bathroom occupied shits on car
date call him a foul bachelor frog takes it as a compliment
Single? Fappy  Valentine's   Day
valentines day fap differently to imitate a girlfriend
Lecture cancelled remain in bed
accidentally unload on the floor the only time to mop the floor
finish virus scan
Hard Liquor  sterilizes the glass
Tell roomate you're going to take a shit Fap
wake up at 3 pm  suns too early
turn off light to go to bed use cellphone light UNTIL undressed and in bed
dorm room to far from showers deodorant
microwave food finished. at back of microwave wait for rotation
reading Foul Bachelorette Frog's meme fap
out of shampoo wash hair with bar soap
girl you liked for years gets fat UN-FAP
fruits And Vegetables in the shopping list beers and junk foods in the cart
Need to use bathroom during raid shit in pants
Fully extend arm in order to reach beer ambition
Have crappy flip phone made just before the camera ones pretend its 1998 and now im living a life in luxury
farts use hand to make the smell reach friends
When the river runs red... Go down the dirt road
Need to Shave Balls Fap
Mold on top of Pasta Sauce Scrape off and use anyway
try to cheat on girlfriend get hated on because i'm harry mason
Wants to pick up a cheap hobby to occupy time Masturbate more
sees  recipe on pinterest sees  only 'yum' as description...wtf
Wake up laying on boner hump bed
takes viagra 27 years old
all dishes dirty go buy another set of dishes
take a fat shit in public restroom leave for others to stare at
no kleenex left? fap into printer paper
bottle of laundry detergent lasts 2 yeaRS
SIT IN CHAIR FEELS GOOD MAN
beercans everywhere this art project will change the world
no one loves me loves myself
company coming on short notice clean up most embarrassing messes first
cant reach remote life is crap
TAKE OFF SOCK AND USE IT TO FAP PUT IT BACK ON WHEN DONE WITHOUT CLEANING
Crust Scratch and sniff Surprise
instant oatmeal challenge accepted
scratch arm feel like ninja
Doesn't fap for one day Tolerance Break
do i really need another beer? yep
Doesn't like wearing a condom Gets A Vasectomy
trip over clothes on floor smell finger
cums on the floor rubs it into the carpet with his foot
POST RELATABLE STATUS PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE GENIUS
Why won't anybody love me for me? no fat chicks!
is about to go to restaurant faps so don't get a boner
goes soft faps through it
multiple universes faps in every single one
can she tell i fapped five minutes ago?
fap the pain away
can you tell that i'm fapping as you read this?
To Girl:'cool to meet you. what's your name?' had already stalked her facebook
Plugs toilet i'll get it later
Have 2 hard drives with 2 SEPARATE operating systems  Now is someone asks to use computer I let them use the clean hard drive
Stores are closed on holidays? Guess it's christmas present chocolates for dinner
Happy Holidays? Fappy Holidays
Bed has no sheets sleeps fine
good intentions 2012 nevermind
get a potter plant for your room never leave the room to pee again
internets down.    Draw boobs in ms paint fap
to bored  to type to with to o's
RaKInG leaves and no one is looking... Rake to next door lawn
study for midterms fap instead
Finally take a shower avoid fapping
can't sleep fap.
THIRSTY for water but out of cups rinse out beer bottle: beer flavored water
roommate buys 50 inch hdtv all mine
about to nut during fap
Having party forgot to clean internet history
Unannounced visit panic
work tomorrow. have enough time to watch movie before  bed. its 3 AM
empty liqour bottle collection half filled with pee
have painful diarrhea shits wish for death
SHOWER today ejaculate in your underwear
minecraft: pocket edition released time spent on toilet increases 400%
ITch balls
Any Sock Can be a Spooge SOck
4 AM time for a snack
Missed final discovered gina pics
sit on pajamas before changing already warm
Go to a friends house
READ FOUL BACHELOR FROG DO SOMETHING DISGUSTING TO MAKE HIM PROUD
i only wear a belt to disguise my boners
Disregards wordpad Notepad is underrated
cheese on supernoodles and beans on marmite  on toast life has been good to me
Excited to play Mw3 Sit in corner entire game
Pee WHIle showering
internet down fap to imagination unsuccesfully
Save money for Friends' Christmas presents Buy Battlefield 3 for yourself
FART IN ROOM GLOBAL WARMING
dont want to see grandma on thanksgiving totinos pizza rolls
Mom buys cookies for self sneak in room when gone and scarf down
Never vacuum can't remember color of floor
Huge essay due tomorrow what's a few late marks?
Run out of toilet roll clean arse in shower
clothes on every chair in the house sits on the ground
didnt get straw at fast food drive thru Grab old straw out of cup thats been sitting in backseat for weeks
Wake up with massive boner Don't act like ur not impressed.
Morning shit. buuuurrrrrrrah.
doctor tells you to stop having sex switch doctors
out of soap use dishwashing detergent
Detachable shower head? bachelor frog bidet
Foam Party? first shower for 3 weeks
'next' page same posts
70 cl of whiskey taking it easy tonight
fumigating house? nature fap
TEABAG DOORKNOB IN CLASS SEE HOT GIRL TOUCH IT
nan asks what fapping is show her
Will start to brush the theet at next monday Forget during all the week
wake up eat
doesn't clean history after fapping just uses another browser
Ran out of Tortillas Flattens white bread instead
exam tomorrow what?
burn food eat anyway
Squishes bug against floor Walks Away
asks what yellow stain on sheet is act like you have no idea
Hot girl you dont know fap
IGNORE speaking to somebody BECAUSE  you are certain that you have food between your teeth
Clip ToeNails Lose sense of balance
browse internet fall in love with ads
Stay home from school to catch up on work smoke weed all day instead
child birth video I could fap to that
not sure if girl or guy faps anyways
Bathroom too far Find empty bottle
saw my dog crap on the floor so did the same
buys everything in brown stains wont show
SAW SCARY BROCK SHIT PANTS
Cups all dirty Drink out of carton
fap and Hear a car mute tv and pc and listen if someone unlock house door
chips and queso  dinner of heroes
stop smoking weed get drunk stop drinking beer get high
find something expired in the refrigerator put it back in
Bathtub drain clogs up stop bathing
Must be able to work in a busy environment not qualified
costume ads on side of Memegenerator Remind you to fap
GRAVY? SOUP? same thing
adds hot water to noodles i'm a masterchef
Spend 0 hours on Hw
food on night stand for 5 days smells fine.
Food Crumb or DIRt? Eat it
watch star wars philosopher
girl with nice ass bends over fall in love
no toilet paper thousands of toilet rolls
'are you older than 18?' yes... of course...
show friend new smartphone worried internet GF will send dirty text
leftover chips from last night breakfast
life making you depressed order chinese
RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER NIGHT BEFORE second shower of the day at 11:00
low dps and bad grammar Mikal daigle
Hear footsteps outside door someone is trying to see you fap through the keyhole
Orders pizza receives it shirtless
Use Body Lotion for the first time wellness and beauty day
pizza feeds 3-5 finish in 3-5 minutes
Throw away old pizza Regret your actions and pick it up again
Eat
goes to bar on Halloween Asks nurses for Prostate exam
Toilet-cover is down pee in the sink
makes perfect grades all through high school and Earns full scholarship to harvard drops out
put pants on
Go to Occupy Wall Street Protest Hit on Hipster Chicks
Hear sirens erase hard drive
Today is sunday faps all day
finish coca cola add empty can to tower
5 AM Turn up the bass
can't reach it from bed? Doesn't exist
wake up past noon
Too lazy to check the weather outside weather.com
Well-written article. Bookmark.
wake up; what a beautiful day! fap
get herpes brag about it
Friday
ASSIGNMENT DUE FAP
find a mars ice cream at the back of the freezer start crying tears of joy
LOOK HOT FOR THE FIRST 2 DAYS OF SCHOOL LOOK LIKE SHIT FOR THE REST OF THE YEAR
Blow a load all over your bed Sleep in it
battery dead switching to imagination
No plans this weekend? no shower
need food time to get out of bed
Floss Teeth Eat Morsels
internet broken cant fap.
has to write a conclusion to his paper cuts and pastes a previous paragraph
No fap September? No shave september
create a female character fap to female charcter
listen to dance music never go out to clubs
Finish wanking
If it's yellow
Only legs dirty? legs-only shower.
Go into store at 9 pm Say 'Good Morning' to Clerk
Found fries from last night in my bed not hungry now
everyone of your friends is dating it's ok
Tired of too much sleep
cereal the all the time food
Been months since you've checked the mail. Bills are overdue. Excuse: I was on vacation. Reality: At home all day doing nothing
Put torrents on night before wake up like its christmas morning
get promoted to shift manager in McDonalds feel like the most responsible adult ever
OUT OF RAMEN CHEEZITS AND SODA FOR LUNCH
Boil water for mac and cheese chemist
Video Chat With Female Friend fap under desk
POP ZIT FEEL LIKE SURGEON!
see mold on bread tear off piece and eat anyway
laundry now available in the febreeze aisle
walk into room forget why you're there
leave out glass of milk come back to cheese
Toaster not plugged in? we're not having dinner tonight
Only have string cheese and pickles in the fridge Dinner
Toilet overflows No plunger
Out of cereal how do i make sausages?
Buys 125 USD headphones Listens only to 80's low-fi death metal
sesame seed in belly button eat it
feel disgusted with life change nothing
hungry put random stuff in a bowl
watch inspirational movie inspiration gone next morning
Learned to take shit in a way so i dont have to whipe my butt  religious ascension
wow! that was an epic dump! i bet all my friends want to see it too!
hear car door closing panic
Too complicated don't need to know
came first victory fap
girlfriend goes out with her friends for the night turn into foul bachelor frog within the hour
Bowls are dirty glass of cereal
sure
can't find any underwear sock will work
betta fish goes belly up in filthy bowl wait...i had a fish?
TURNS OFF MICROWAVE TO SAVE POWER lEAVES TV ON FOR HOURS
spill beer time to change socks
Out of underwear? Puts the last pair on top of the fan to 'Air out'
Opens up old Windows Messenger chat logs Masturbates
live-in girlfriend leaves gonna starve
ONE CLOCK FOR SUMMER ONE CLOCK FOR WINTER
take shower wash only the balls
Mold on toilet bowl pees it off
need to sneeze in lab Uses kimwipe
dont shower for 5 days half a can of axe will make up for it
i tried cooking once  but i ended up cooking the house
went 1 day oif life without eLeCtrOnics impossible. ElEcTronIcs Are LiFe.
reads FBF memes about fapping Gets a boner
Kraft dinner and stale tacos Dinner
finally learn how to boil baked beans feel like you learned how to fly
Type www.you and press enter ...this isnt youtube
don't want to put away laundry restart dryer
PARENTS go to dinner 2-5 hours to fap
my laptop screen records my every sneeze
Click on history in browser MEMORY FULL
Phone memory full can't remember anything anymore
can't think of meme fast enough make something TERRIBLE up as you go
scrambled eggs
i dated myself once i was amazing
No toilet paper GOODBYE SOCKS
don't fap for a day random boners all day
can't reach it don't need it
No clean socks Nobody are going to smell my feet anyway
Organized dirty dishes in the sink so more could fit
Goes on Facebook Doesn't post anything
*cough sorry there is a person in my throat
have an exam tomorrow play's lOL ALL NIGHT LONG!
studies for 10 minutes talks shit for 2hrs before the exam-varun
left bowl of chips out overnight breakfast
finish fapping feel great shame
ONE DAY WITHOUT FAPPING FEELS LIKE A WASTED DAY
KNOWS when in love if still would like to cuddle with her after a fap
Mouldy Bread? Toaster should kill off the fungus
Gets furloughed by shutdown Resorts to creating memes to fill the void
replaces ramen seasoning packet with beef bouillon cube gourmet chef
i shall sing you the song  of my people
looking into the heart of light oed und leer das meer
Googles the meaning of 'fap' After a profound discovery....faps
huge fart with friends: hilarious enormous fart alone: no change in expression
Forgets to wipe before flushing puts used toilet paper in trash
Feel disgusted with life change nothing
faps gets crusty cloth from under mattress ready
figures out how to balance binoculars while fapping
Had a fight with an erection this morning beat it single handedly
Parents type 'www' panic
wizard level in the great and ancient art of fapping
DUE TOMORROW? DO TOMORROW
Ejaculates after masturbating has a taste
Started working out has to start changing UNDERWEAR everyday
PICK NOSE ANALYZE FINDINGS BEFORE FLICKING AWAY
Runs out of toilet paper uses kleenex
girlfriend asks why the lube runs out so fast you know damn well why
actually woke up early enough for a healthy breakfast before work fap and a pop tart for the road
Forgot to change underwear before putting pants on Guess yesterday's underwear will have to do
feels snot in nose covers open nose hole and blows snot on floor
Bathroom sink clogged Shave in kitchen
fart felt wet pretend it didn't happen
go to mcdonald's christmas dinner is served.
Buys white tp never runs out of tissues
No nearby sock Blow load in empty beer bottle
plumbing is out shit in noodle cup and throw out at subway
clog the toilet 'better let it sit for a while'
Garbage can full start a pile on the floor
noone home at the moment faps three times to seize the day
Put garbage cans out too late leave them on the curb until next week
Can't Decide Between Two Snacks Eats Both
SHITS IN THE DARK tURNS ON LIGHT TO LOOK AT IT
Sterilize yesterday's coffee cup With today's coffee
MINT CHOCOLATE CHIP ICE CREAM FOR DINNER NO NEED TO BRUSH TEETH
'i really should do something better whit my life' fap
Could do something useful in life makes memes for an anime forum contest instead
lose job play skyrim
edits WIKIPEDIA page fap
got cut from soccer team fap
Fapping while tv on in background. Hears barney music. feel as though childhood has been raped...
internet down? playboy it is
shower please define
gourmet chef with a microwave
Hits Snooze button Extra 9 minutes worth it... 12 times in a row
GOT A JOB CELEBRATORY FAP
clothes are too wrinkly to wear? wear clothes to get rid of WRINKLES
enter kitchen looking for shoes exit barefoot 900 calories later
blow your nose in the shower pubes full of boogers
Faps in bed Rolls over and goes to sleep
Visit Burgerking Fine dining
Takes a bath Faps in it
Talk shit about 'slutty' girls in a relationship tries to get with them once single
finally GETS A DATE WITH HIS LEFT HAND
Date of birth to enter 1st of january 1901
All out of towels They turned into lamp shades
discover baby powder for nuts showering rendered obsolete
leave in microwave for 1-2 minutes? Nah I think I'm good
Get new laptop with wifi to the fapcave!!
No more toilet paper Use wall
no time to go out with gf due to exam preparation fap like crazy all night
Taught self to use mouse left handed fap to all the things
bin needs EMPTYING  more like the start of the rubbish stacking game
ACCIDENTALLY ATE UNDERCOOKED CHICKEN BETTER GARGLE WITH JACK DANIELS
ABOUT TO FALL ASLEEP FAP JUST ONE MORE TIME
CLEAN APARTMENT ACTIVE SOCIAL LIFE
gets load in belly button after fapping 3 pointer
GOT DATE? FAP
buy 16' pizza meals made for two days
Too lazy to brush teeth before a date It's ok
girlfriend is asleep silent fap mode enabled
stress for the exam?  FAP
phone rings mid fap challenge accepted
ERROR 33 TIME TO FAP
Girlfriend doesnt Shave dont need to floss tomorrow
I DO NOT GET DRUNK I GET AWESOME
if you like the outdoors stay inside playing videogames
GEts computer virus from the internet keeps using internet
Looking is free touching is free too
IS IT RAINING OUTSIDE? CHECK WEATHER DOT COM
Laughs at Foul Bachelor Frog MEME'S realises he's laughing at himself
Dirty Dishes? Eat same food on them
fart with earphones not sure if make noise
shower dry off with T-Shirt
GOING TO GYM: WARM-UP FAP BACK FROM GYM: COOL-DOWN FAP
home from work... step 1: pants off step 2: relax
A week without shower hairwax of champions
farts in class blames on fat girl
1 Bedroom apARTMENT 7 Bags of Trash
goes to friends bathroom to pee opens the water tap so friend thinks you washed your hands
To tired to fap fap 3 times anyway
Takes a shit while shower is warming up DoEsn't wipe
Need to shit when with girl make loud noises to drown out stomach noises
In from school FAP
My right hand  Is my girlfRiend
FAP WHAT DO I DO THE REST OF THE DAY?
Decides to get life together and stop fapping. (five mins later)opens facebook and sees hot chick on beach relapse
Hmmm... Have friends over.... or fap?
bowls are dirty class of cereal
diahrrea explodes on balls
add girl from class 'hey i'm in your class' fap
likes the bikini photos feminist
has strong arms never goes to the gym
KLEENEX TOO FAR AWAY USE PJ'S
buys cheap arkaik tees uses them as towels
go to movies fap in back row
getting to bathroom takes too long wears tear-away pants
Don't shower for 5 days deodorant shower
dont feel like cooking dinner pizza rolls taste fine frozen
2 different microwave dinners for 1 meal foodie
Most beautiful teen contest on facebook? fap time
wearing a white t shirt don't have to use tissues
out of clean bowls for cereal USE A MASON JAR
cries while masturbating uses tears as lubricant
Take a shit then shower Why whipe
Toilets broken pee anyway
barbecue stain on shirt wears it inside out
take a fat shit act like a choirmaster
appreciate self in the mirror pop zit
teacher asks you to write something on the board when you have a boner gets up anyway
Know friends email password i hacked it bro
DNA Test? Use my sock
FEEL TOO HIGH SMOKE MORE IF OFFERED
doesnt have any clean shorts left buys new ones
Goes on a bad date I got dressed for this?
out of axe can't do laundry
FARTS IN A CROWD WALKS AWAY LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED
boss on vacation office holidays
Watch horror movie alone sleep with large knife under pillow
shower has mold spot around standing place Time to convince mom to visit
look up symptoms i have that disease
Watch 'Sherlock'
rides a bike dui
not sure if hand cramp is from  video games
3AM make memes till dawn
Nothing to Fap on fap on shirt u WEaring
Got arrow in knee fap the pain away
Gave up Lent to fap
guy licks fingers.  germs girl licks fingers.            oh yeeeeeah!
garbage full put trash in hallway
trash overflowing? It can wait until tomorrow
herpe valentine's day
throws A grenade at someone i hate bruno mars catches it
toilet roll cardboard not wide enough
fapped in this very room nooooooobody knows
FEELS MOTIVATED TO LEARN NEW LANGUAGE FAP 'OH! NEVERMIND'
Use Bathroom Fear toilet for a month
controller dies uses batteries from the remote
Pick giant booger out Try to break it into pieces before flicking to hide the evidence
Out of deoderant  use soap bar instead
crush sends you a lovely message GET INSTANT BONER
Though the outcome of the 'gay gene' debate is uncertain
Humor is like a frog
scratch and sniff my balls
nothing to clean yourself up after faping? leave it there
is that my cooking or my body odor wouldn't you like to know
Pizza box jenga
Fap to thathipsterporn Feeling cultural
made a good meme the world is a better place
internet frog commands you to fap fap
Out of deoderant  use soap bar instead
eats Moldy cheese cheese is mold right?
it's not a hole in your sock until it's a leg warmer
trying to pee with after fap boner challenge accepted
makes nice dinner for girlfriend actually orders chinese
reddit down? sorts life out
Writes essay on Good life faps
Faped too hard got friction burns on the ivory shaft
all friends are busy time to fap
showers with door wide open to hear music from another room fap
don't go out all day stay in your pjs.
Take a shit
Sure you can borrow socks anyone but that one
Run out of napkins use underwear
0 to fap in 5.3 seconds
I am a horrible
CLOTHES IN DRESSER MOVING
watches twilight alone
spits in sink doesn't rinse it down the drain
crumb on floor i see what you did there
girl has dirty apartment i'm in love
wants to know the teaches of peaches
no kleenex 'here kitty kitty'
pizza is a vegetable? so are pringles
scratch balls pick teeth
Knows one song from band downloads entire discography
attempt to re-create wasabi funyuns not one of my better ideas
fap 5 times in an hour pre-sex workout
Out of toilet paper Where is that damn cat?
get dirty hands uses hair to remove
Meme loading is too slow Fap while waiting
new year's eve fap
read foul bachelor frog all apply to you... fap
wait until car is out of driveway so fap time can commence
Fart in cupped hand Take a whiff
NO KNIFE? USE TOENAILS TO OPEN BAG
Out of sOap Use tile cleaner
fap in boat navy faptain
why do the bed if we'll use it again
Gets shit on hand while whiping SMEARs ON WALL
Fap poke
couldn't crap so instead ifapped
paper towel plate for pb&j
out of toilet paper coffee filter
fap while chating with crush what if she can see me through screen?
Broke right arm
lowers water bill by not showering
come home Fap as soon as possible
Put food on toilets water tank shit backwards
Butt Itches mid kill streak Fart
Watch Christmas Vacation with Family Leave room to fap to swimming pool scene
goes to computer lab to work on homework ends up telling classmates about boner issues
can your hands get coldsores on them?
LOADING... FAP!
Finished FAPPING SMOKE!
Out of tissues blow nose on dirty clothes
need to fart. check that
No Food Left See How Long I can Survive
PEE AFTER FAP CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
fruit stripe gum entire pack chewed in 5 minutes
PAYEd RENT
5% battery left challenge accepted
TRASH BIN OVERFLOWING stack shit next to it
fingernails too long to play guitar cuts three fingernails on left hand
kill teacher skip school and dont do homework
Wake up pee
see cockroach take an hour to build up the courage to kill it
Cleaning the living room ? im not gay
five different fap sites none of these will do
showering is optional getting stoned is a must
sandwich tastes like shit? blast it with swiss!
boored as hell start fapping
out of socks fap in roommates
pick up sock off floor stuck to floor
girlfriend dumps you back to skyrim
Fap into tissue smell it right before flushing it
mom comes into room scratch balls to hide boner with max pleasure
i wear power ties i tell power lies i take power faps i run victory laps!
No clean spoons for eating cereal chopsticks it is
Sink Clogged with Food Mash it down with a fork
Notice car is full of trash use drive-thru trash can
Really like a girl Fap
lightbulb died buy a lamp
have almost no money at all go out drinking
MEMEGENERATOR.NET DOWN FAP INSTEAD
The incredible self-cleaning bathroom never needs to be cleaned
out of toilet paper time to have a shower
Glazing the bird Happy Fapsgiving!
First day google street view looking for prostitutes
Get shit on fingers while wiping clean off with toilet paper and eat right after
A
'the 1990s were so much better' still hasn't gotten laid
Mw3 and BF3 come out U.s. birth rate drops dramatically.
has five hundred friends on facebook talks to three
gets sprayed by sprinkler shower for the week
don't own table eat over sink
sweat on floor whilst pooping 'dude before me missed'
drawing sonichu comics faps to rosechu
has to study for physics test Fap instead
battlefield 3 and modern warfare 3 out at same time ignore helen
create ashley madison account delete after fapping
Spring Cleaning only cleaning
wipe boogers on pants
Fridge half full Feels accomplished
doesn't fold laundry for a week throws it back in the dryer before wearing
Chips stuck in vending machine no lunch today
Delete browsing history DELETE BROWSING HISTORY DELETE BROWSING HISTORY DELETE BROWSING HISTORY Delete browsing historyDELETE BROWSING HISTORY
cooked easy mac... master chef
finish big exam fap like never before
Best man at wedding wearing sweatpants and a nickelback t shirt
does 10 pushups in phys. ed throws up
Recycling overflowing becomes household game of jenga
forgot to buy a bucket for new mop toilet bowl becomes new mop bucket
stop smoking weed need a SPITTOON now
fEel hunger smoke
scratches balls sniff test
No tweezers use pliers
no clean knives ketchup sandwich
need excuse not to apply for jobs destroy parent's printer
hock massive loogie admire your work
finish food nothing good left
expiration date more like guidelines than actual rules
forgot to brush teeth looks like i'm switching to menthols
PARENTS ARE HOME FAP QUIETLY IN THE BATHROOM
Yesterday's ramen bowl today's cereal bowl
scent of wet tissue strange urge to fap
Food stuck in tooth cavity late night snack
Alarm Clock custom snooze 2 hours
mcdonald's restroom empty fap
friend said I&#180;M THINNER HAVE a bacon sandwich TO celebrate
fap wipe on shirt
healthy diet? Buy vitamin pills instead
wake up eat entire can of cold beans
watching TV latenight...iron chef show comes on go to kitchen eat cereal
kitchen cabinet? you mean dishwasher?
can i get greens? never pays for weed
eat half a bowl of oatmeal leave the rest out for weeks
watch 15 seconds of national geographic fap time
see bread on counter  SCRAPE OFF MOLD
bathroom outside of kitchen pee in sink
get drunk with coworkers terrified Next day
t-shirt
Ate a whole pumpkin pie for breakfast.
caught walking to trash with fap napkin sniffle and act like you sneezed
3 out of 4 lights burned out in ceiling fan bar lighting
GIRLFRIEND IN ARGENTINA READ ENTIRE INTERNET
Learns self defense from karate kid movie only wax off
Roommate leaves for class fap
Runs out of toilet paper digs through trash
Found a sOck that isn't crusty fap
Tired
in shower for 30 minutes 27 minutes of deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe
Consider Cleaning house no cleaning chemicals
move feet hear beer bottles
sink full at breakfast wash one spoon and one bowl
'can I check facebook on your phone real quick?' delete history while handing it over
Laptop charger in next room use until battery runs out
have all ingredients to make an awesome meal eat them all separately and cook nothing
Tired...Must head to bed FAP To All of those girls in high school you never got with but are easily accessible on facebook
Read foul bachelor frog 'why didn't i think of that?'
thirsty? buy a whole meal.
BORED... CHECK WIKIPEDIA FOR RECENT DEATHS.
Ass hairs covered in shit difficulty pooping
urge to fap- class in 10 mission impossible
purchase calendar never use it
Fap while showering time management
Failed exam DAMN ORCS!
No dishes already used the tupperware lids
Find  half drunk beer from night before Mmm breakfast
No clean dishes Heat Soup can on stove
Take Shower Put the Same dirty clothes back on afterwards
rinsing is as good as scrubbing
Donate Blood      Drink alcohol  Super effective
scratch balls sniff fingers
browse through www.realdoll.com i would buy one if it cost much much much much much much much much much much less
10:37? It's 4:20 somewhere
Take Adderall fAp till bleeding
fAP WASH HANDS WITH TEARS
i made you some coffee i made the foam on top custom for you
Soap Dispenser low just adds water
Lock eyes with random girl in the street dicaprio
go home early from a party play games until 5am and GET TO WORK LATE
Yesterday's sock today's napkin
procrastinators unite tomorrow
WASH HANDS BEFORE MASTURBATING DONT WASH AFTER
Go out with Friends Think about what you'll do on computer the whole time
drop food on floor its biodegradable
Use food to clean other food off face
bin is full put waste next to bin
Shart Finish halo match
dishes dirty eat cereal from a measuring cup with a spatula
arrive at work take a break
Need to take a shit hold it in till the feeling goes away
took a dump forgot to take off pants
shave balls and face Same razor
girl i like Doesn't answer texts Pretend Not to care
that's what she said. who
Mcdonalds last three days. Feel unhealthy Subway. fixed.
Private Browsing Gift from god
Pee on side of toilet to make less noise
TELL FAMILY THAT YOUR TAKING A SHOWER FAP with computer and cold water running!
HOT FEMALE FACEBOOK FRIEND POSTS SEXY PIC OF HERSELF COMMENT 'FAP'
Piece together outgoing drunk texts from blackout weekend Master detective.
Wet fart Let's gamble
female employee starts in my department new fap tamplet
ramen
drool on pillow flip it
Download discography of band one song 142 plays - rest 0
apply for job knowingly make a bad application
see hot picture of friend in fb fap
Start relationship end week later cause they don't like star wars
eat until sickeningly full regret
Find brown stain on jeans? lick it to find out it's caramel.
Finishes fapping
fap to girls profile pics stud
tomorrow
converse with stripper
Picks nose every nearby object is now kleenex
Get complaint faps on your dessert
Girlfriend fap Gentleman
want some coke pour 3 times
NO WHERE TO BLOW LOAD AIM FOR THE FLOOR
FLESHLIGHTS: 3 FLASHLIGHTS: 0
apply for job online put noko in email field
FINDS nsfw link at work opens it
out of lotion use handsoap. Fap in pain.
Discover old twinkie Tastes better with age
going in room to make a nap shut the door - fap fap fap
Can't tell if petite or underage look anyways
past expiration date? microwave will fix that
Thought sunglasses were on Got caught Pervin
Parents Ask what 'Fapping' Means DEMONSTRATE
girldfriend needs to check her email on your comp type gmail.com for her
Try drying clothes in microwave learn to love hot wet shirt
chocolate syrup gone caramel milk
start working full time READ FOUL BACHELOR FROG MEMES TO REMINISCE ABOUT A BETTER TIME IN YOUR LIFE
friends coming over
Shower in dark save on electric bill
Buy condoms use to fap
parents walk in bedroom Destroy monitor
he lightswitch is all the way over there put on sunglasses instead
souptime - realize all spoons in flat are dirty say 'there is no spoon' matrixstyle and starve
Wear feety pajamas damn it feels good to be a gangsta
Adds NSFW TO MY REDDITS ONLY CLICKS ON THE NSFW LINKS
You say clean the floor I say move the rug
girlfriend meets new guy more time to fap
leave dirty clothes on floor wear again when smell fades
so thirsty day old diet pepsi on the nightstand ftw
Wash one plate back to internet
she says we're 'just friends' fap furiously to her anyway
reads online about drinking water shortage faps in shower
new hot neighbor girl knocks on door hide everything
having friends over move all the shit from main room to all other rooms
no clean spoons stir coffee with a fork
FAP INTO SOCK SUSPICIOUS OF ALL SOCKS ON FLOOR
See rioters looting a convenience store think about cheetos
join the military still not a chick magnet
New meme generator doesnt work smash computer
Doctor says can't fap for 5 days doesn't leave friend's sight
farts smells like the potato chips i had with lunch
wake up before 1pm go-getter!
new gf stil fappin
Loses argument Claims to have been trolling
No more paper Use a sock
buy boots outdoorsman
Full Hands Turn on lights with head
The carpet was ivory but it's now a dark gray.
Shower broken Call The Guy two weeks later
Put on pants today self-respect rises significantly
PORTABLE
shit in shower multi-tasking
PUT UP BEWARE OF DOG SIGN DOG IS REALLY UNCLE
do laundry on sunday wear wrinkled clothes on monday
expiration dates  are a suggestion
if it can't go in the microwave it's not worth cooking
order chinese food breakfast
JAVA UPDATE
came back from hawaii six months ago still on island time
can't remember the name of last sexual partner on a first name basis with the pizza guy
boss is coming switch tabs
ketchup counts as a vegetable and a fruit
2 am standards gone
gives up fapping for lent one day in
job market terrible
pretty sure that was a shart fart again to check for wet feeling
internet is down national geographic it is
Lara Logan is back 60 minute Fap
smells smoke dinner's ready!
milk goes bad making cheese
opens refrigerator to cook orders a pizza
garbage piling up in car put everything in leftover fast food bags
remove empty cans from room fill entire recycling bin
no food in the fridge goes out to dinner
if visible mold isn't growing on it then it's still good
people IRL talk about memes pretend you don't know what they are
Eats frozen dinner reuses tray for next meal
needs clothes to wear
bring burrito bowl back to hotel room with no fork thats what extra room key is for
ran out of lube used hair conditioner
Spanish channel muted El fappo loco
creates wow account never seen alive in public again
axe body spray? oh
wears 'monday' socks on tuesday wears them for another 6 days
Woke up 5 min before alarm Fap
Fart while taking a shit use fart's momentum to force out more shit
No toilet paper goodbye socks
hands dont smell bad after visiting the toilet no need to wash them
goes to r/earthporn not what i was expecting...
the professor says i can't leave this until the night before? challenge accepted
Toilet paper out of reach accepts his fate
SPILLS FOOD ON FLOOR CALLS THE DOG
Younger sibling ventures into my unattended room while i'm in le' kitchen gettin' a snack... panic
'I'm trying to eat healthier' rotting orange peels all over desk
Sees  dog Pissing on carpet That'll evaporate
nothing feels better than taking a massive shit after dinner
only thing in fridge is a jar of mayonnaise mayo sandwich it is
Ran out of deodorant Little dish soap sould do the trick
go camping standard of living increases significantly
Night nap or a fast fap?
Power goes out the end of life as we know it
Laptop dies 250/256 parts of me die
Went on vacation a week ago Just unpacked toothbrush and deoderant
HEAD HURTS CAUSE OF STARING THE COMPUTER SCREEN TAKES MEDICINE
knows there's people outside bedroom continues fapping
Runs out of whisky mixes listerine with coke
back from visiting parents fridge is restocked and full again
Shits Pants Doesnt Care
find what looks like blood on my chest in the mirror pasta sauce I spilled from lunch 4 hours ago
Only one sock Happy sock
Goes to Dr Gets rectum wrecked
No Toilet Paper... Good Bye Socks
No clean dishes just put a paper towel on a dirty dish
No Clean forks available Eat with chopsticks
finish fapping use computer standing up to let the sweat dry
taking a shit.....feels fart coming on  SHARTS  THEN TURNS AROUND TO LOOK AT THE TOILET MURDER WHILE GRINNING WITH PRIDE
the cure for insomnia lies within your right hand
a fap a day keeps the boners away
finish bowl of chips while watching tv challenge accepted
not sure if ass is clean wipe and sniff
studies for 10 minutes rewards self with 1hour of pointless chits
no clean green on green? wear yesterdays shirt!
Forgot to brush my teeth this morning luckily
HAVENT HAD A SHOWER for a day and balls stink play with them and sniff your fingers anyway
Christmas eve appear offline
finish fapping switch to other chair to air it out
No flavoured drinks in the house effervecent vitamin c will do just fine
No tissues and laundry is actually clean for once jizz in own mouth
2 minutes until microwave food is done? FAP ACCEPTED
best day of the year: fall back  worst day of the year: spring forward
downloads with torrent never seeds
3:17 a.m. think i'll have an early night
'Party tonight? Awesome!' 'Blacklight Party? FUCK.'
microwave left food cold survivalist
Adds some spices to ramen noodles. dining fancy tonight boys.
wake up immediately calculate how long until you fap
girl is nice to you CONTEMPLATE life together
Computer desk
spend 10 minutes opening 15 tabs to jerk to blow load on first one
Good sides of living alone? Nude cooking
roommates will only be out for 10 mins time to fap!
Never know it's trash day until seeing neighbors trash bins still miss trash day
order pizza get dressed
Go to sleep with laptop in bed
fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap wargasm!
listen to a genesis shuffle invisible touch comes on after supper's ready
thinks of putting nutella and peanut butter over icecream fap
too cheap to buy toilet paper grabs stack of napkins at wendy's
Plunge toilet counts as annual cleaning
Yellow water starts  to pour in shower continues having shower
runs out of tp it's wiped enough
Good thing about a cold Don't have to hide the tissues
heartbeat monitor connected to internet history heartbeat stops
Just ran and needs to shower I'll just put a hat on
Amsterdam? *Slow claps*
Faps b4 bed.  Wake up. Fap again.
buys shit vodka puts in empty grey goose bottle for party
wipes ass underwear finishes the job
Toilet seat down sniper mode engage
Has homosexual fantasies never talks about it
toilet clogged pisses in sink
valentine's day fap like motor
Brush teeth nearly pass out due to bloodloss
internet crashes during fap finish first then investigate
farts on the couch sniffs cushion to savor the flavor
Gnarly fart alone in bed Dutch ovens self
Farts in couch cushions bends down and sniffs
farts in couch cushion bends over and snifs
DIET DRINK? OH
lets a teenage girl to bus before himself can stare at her ass longer
No toilet paper? wash ass in sink
about to fap put dog out of room
Expensive gym membership expensive fap images for later
LET LADIES FIRST IN STAIRS
Fap and nap
Farts in bed Lift blanket and takes a wiff.  enjoys
Belches alphabet in fancy restaurant tries to high five guests around him
Cant find an empty bottle to use as an ash tray chugs a beer
finished stimulating conversation with girlfriend Look down at raging boner thinking 'finish Him!'
4chan is getting old
Finally Replaces Kitchen Lightbulb Handyman
No Clean Plates? Famous Bowl
When life gives you lemons fap
Haven't changed sheets in 3 months Time to buy new sheets
runs out of paper plates its a tv dinner kind of night!
morning wood? pees in the bath tub.
The song 'time for me to fly' was ORIGINALLY  Time for me to fap
first girl to say 'i love you'... was a robot
Only need one towel never gets dirty.
Brown Skid Marks in the Toliet Rinse them off with pee
moneys getting really tight youjizz
talking to cute girl farts
Pizza finally arrives Eat like a starved wild animal
40 Years Old still eat fish sticks and frozen burritos
MAKING frozen PIZZA Flip over used baking paper
Farts 'Who Farted?'
Smoking in a bathtub I'm stewing in my ashtray
put on socks
shaved pubes underwear fits better
uses calculator 8008
Roses are red
Sings 'poor unfortunate souls' When has liquid diarrhea
Homework due tomorrow? homework; do tomorrow.
GOES TO DO DISHES DISHES ARE STUCK TO THE COUNTER
eats baked beans puts fan in window
People in the corridor? pee in a fanta bottle
slayed dragon
Buys new BLACKLIGHT for bedroom bonus animal print sheet set
All Out of toilet paper shower time
Spill Something on Couch Cushion Flips Couch Cushion
finally find girl who really lieks you too lazy to get into relationship
Extended essay get pushed back spend next three days slacking off
4.30 AM what are you doing?
pee dribble on khakis sprinkle water on khakis to draw away attention
i like girls that are like light switches they're easy to turn on
I HATE THIS SHIT FORUM LETS GET MORE MEMBERS GUYS
Ants EATING DROPPED FOOD LET THEM CLEAN IT UP THEMSELVES
goes to savevid.com downloads every full music album he can find from youtube
pissing
misses toilet while fapping wipes up with sock
Seagull poops on head at beach shampoo
Seagull poops on head at beach shampoo
Watches Workaholics Relates to EVERYTHING
Reminded your fat Aim to be world's fattest man
GIRLFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME? I'LL TAKE A SHIT IN HER GARDEN
WEAK FAP SESSION CONFIDENCE SHAKEN
LOSE EVERYTHING FAP
Mold? Nope. penicillin.
No Tomato Sauce for Spaghetti KETCHUP
ass itches scratch it with fart
to fap or not to fap? that is the question... fap
550 calorie menu at applebees now i can get four plates
sit in adjacent stall to play battleshits with stranger i'll take his leaving and gagging as surrender
Sees from upstairs that parents entering driveway challenge accepted
WIKIPEDIA DOWN FAP
'dear god please help me with this interview
SMOKE JOINT ON TOILET MUST BE THE LORD'S DAY
girl shows the slightest interest imagine life together
i remember when i was young
unemployed make memes all day
Out of bowls plate of cereal
Leave clothes on bed so he can't sleep without putting them away sleeps on clothes
Does something illegal and police do their job claims they're corrupt
watch jurassic park fast forward to t-rex
after starting hamlet
im not watching the next season of breaking bad til after i eat this pizza for brekfeast
save money Rinse dental floss
pubes stuck in plain bar of soap now it's exfoliating soap
Kate Upton I WON THE STARING CONTEST!!!
1:24 AM ONE MORE LEVEL....
out of weed time to die
no milk in the house cornflakes with vodka
Fap wipe spooge on cats head simba
bored...fap still bored..fap again
Clean shirt pick nose with it
hasn't taken shower in 5 days? better masturbate to have an excuse to go to the bathroom.
eat spicy food ROCKETMAN
On a scale of 1-100 of how mature i am 69
we had a date she came
Realize you fapped all day Fap
A song ends right when turning the car off My life is a movie
Learns about incognito Mode life changer
tired
Gave a little change to a homeless dude philanthropist
pick nose eat jelly
wipe ass after takin shit smell hands
Make a sandwich 'Yeah
Doesn't shop for groceries The store is one block past Mcdonald's
bed sheets too nasty to sleep on bare matress it is
dirty underwear on floor sniff test
That isnt A crease in my trousers
get stoned FORGET EVERYTHING
CLAIMS TO HAVE NEVER FAPPED FAPS ALL DAY IN ROOM 002
#ThongThursday Fap
Watches Insidious Fap to stay vigilant at night
FAVORITE ONLINE ACTIVITY WATERSPORTS
fap into underwear and go to bed jock itch
wake up in morning pick pubes out from under foreskin
listens to bing crosby faps to the beat
someone knocks at the door pants clear on the other side of the house
Blow Load
told to stand up got a boner
Sneeze into hands wipe that shit all around
toilet? too far away. empty coke bottle under sofa just fine
fails exam faps to feel better
girlfriend is right there faps anyway
Brushes teeth pees in sink
Masturbate into garbage can Done with cleanup.
See ants in food Protein Source
i think you should get yourself checked... i have warts
Beautiful day outside? opens windows and continues to play skyward sword
cuts fingernails laments no longer being able to do things at a distance
kiss me... ...and i'll still be a frog
fall in love with girl fap and forget all about her
Buy paper plates and plastic utensils No more dishes!
see commercial for workout plan- feel inspired change channel to avoid guilt
accidentally write lines that rhyme in essay feel like robert frost
I'm gonna take a powerfap
Shakes out dandruff Before leaving house
NSFW? uses cell phone check it out
Oil based body wash friction control: deactivated
WANT TO FAP TURN grandmas picture around
need to pee but don't want to leave bedroom soda can is now a toilet
goes into another time-zone timetraveller
Out of lotion game over
shit too big to flush let it disintegrate
instant noodles or...? never mind.
breathing terrible smell close mouth
skip shower 2 days   in a row? might as well make it    a streak
pees in shower
Going to party wear briefs
Got caught picking nose pretend like you were just scratching it instead
meme generator or fap?
Fap for hours
FAP Dissertation FapFapFapFapFapFapFapFap
Take massive crap Have allen flush it
catches brother fingering girlfriend 'Dude lemme smell'
Flying bug in room secure the bong prior to    search & destroy mission
Five second rule still applies in the bath
haven't cleaned in 8 months
Cant find pot holder use shirt instead
disposes used condoms responsibly  missing pages in the textbook
have a beer have another beer
why wash dishes when god invented pizza cardboard?
out of tp use yellow pages
when in doubt fap
goes to study in a library finds a secluded corner to fap
dinner time what a hell... cereal it is
Out of toilet roll Rizlas
hand girlfriend valentines candy pensively wait for sexual favor
PICK NOSE wipe finger with bedroom wall next to bed
roommate is studying fap quietly
It's just my fap machine And it won't work for nobody but me
looking at memes fap to trologirl
all dishes are in the sink eat next meal on own bare lap
out of TP use newspaper
lit candles and scented oil valentine's Fap
Cupid's Stupid say hi to K-Y
Loft bed More room to store trash
Put Ward outside bedroom fap in peace
Fart or shit?  Must be fart... Miscalculation!
My toNgue is long.  Your mom knows that now
FRIENDS TOLD ME TO GO TO MONSTER.COM WTF THIS SITE SUCKS
wake up feel like ninja
vaccuum cleaner haven't replaced bag in 3 years
dental checkup
Friend sees trashcan full of fap kleenex Had the flu
Can't Sleep fap one more time
No clean Underwear Today we go commando
Gets fap juice on clothes Collateral Damage
Sees him and Julio Down by the schoolyard Likes what he sees
car smells terrible sprays some axe
one hand
loading screen FAP
go to facebook switch off everything
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? I get bj now?
DUE TOMORROW DO TOMORROW
Ran out of toilet paper? guess ill just use my diploma from uoft
looking a sexy girl guess her bra size
DON'T Turn on that blacklight!
12 pages of readings
RAn out of deoderant yesterdays still good
Socks on friday Socks off monday
EJACULATEs ON CHEST rOLLs OVER
Finished fapping closes Browser reopens it after 10 seconds
out of town trip fap-a-thon
Magic lose fap sorrows away
get the feeling somebodies watching you fap
in the shower suddenly remember that had to workout today Do pushups in the shower
eat mystery leftovers in back of fridge fearless
SCARE BEST Internet FRIEND WITH SCARY MAZE FACE BeEING IGNORED LIFETIME
hit it and ribbit
Find a cup in the bathroom Act out 2 girls 1 cup
finish blowing nose sneeze again
HOT DAY
relates to all fbf memes doesn't know how to change
Pukes when did i eat peas?
Freezing to death faps to keep hands warm
Inform about the horrible side effects of sopa and PIPa towards free speach and the global web watch illegaly streamed movie afterwards
clips toenails smells them after
place take-away-food on car seat turn seat heater on
planed to study until midnight housemate comes in with beer
Drop cell phone in toilet 5 second rule
fap with one hand eat pizza with the other.  now switch
9:30 AM Meeting pulling Another all-nighter
if i had one more day to study i would do it for sure
have bowl of peanuts next to bed for 6 months
Mice in basement Buy cats
BREAD HAS MOLD WASH. WIPE. EAT.
*fapped* Where did it go? Doesn't matter
lpt: use the foil lid on your applesauce as a spoon
masturbates in last clean sock wears it anyways
NO CLEAN BOWL FOR CEREAL USES PAN INSTEAD
huge list of things to get done sleep
grocery run
gets home from GIRLFRIEND'S funeral FAPS
18 HOURS OF SLEEP THIS WEEK ALL ON COUCH
lost fingernail clipping turns up when company is over
Shit is so massive that it breaks the water surface The smell is everywhere
drop sock i'm a gambling man
rash from faping to hard keeps faping!
too old to get a hot chick
smegma buildup let's see how long i can leave it
i know i shouldn't but i know i will
this meme is so funny! take it over
4CHan down consider suicide
Too lazy to get napkin Uses jeans
out of toiletpaper shit and take a shower
bacon only thing worth cooking
out of toilet paper feel like new man
flush toilet russian roulette
what ethnic/racial background are you? (optional) amphibian-american
drink straight from the carton 'i don't think this milk is good anymore'
is that blood in my stool? or did i eat flaming cheetos yesterday?
out of beer? drink bong water
2012 the year it sort-of got harder to pirate things
Sink Is Full with dirty dishes GUess is time to fill the tub
attempt to write novel
there is no wrong way to fap
50 bucks a pop? this towel must be worth at least fifteen-hundred bucks!
Don't know how to use own character in an image tries five times then fap
star wars comes on these are not the faps you're looking for (faps anyway)
food falls on floor five second rule!
fapped 5 minutes ago you think she can tell?
socks the other napkin
flick booger hear nose off wall
pizza is a vegetable? feelin' healthy
pizza is a vegetable? eats 8 servings of veggies
sees funny meme posts slightly altered version
Home alone walk around house admiring your boner
NOT GONNA DRINK UNTIL FRIDAY CUT MY HAIR THURSDAY. I DESERVE A PRIZE
goes soft keeps fapping anyway
thinks of funny bachelor frog meme while fapping
feel suicidal fap
food stamps came in totinos and hot pockets
why are your foul bachelor frogs so good? 'write what you know'
disgusted by what he sees doesn't lose boner
no one will ever love you for your honesty
Person walks in while fapping stares and keeps fapping
memes are important to me
wake up with boner forced to fap
Girl coming over Better put sheets on bed
I use to fap like you but then i took an arrow in the d*ck
Too lazy to shave grow weekly beard
All Dishes dirty Empty cat bowl for cereal
links for photos are in the chat history didn't need them anyway
fap into condom leave on top of garbage pile for people to see
i did it all for the nookie
girl has her period keeps her on top
11-12-31 11.45 PM The last fap of the year
two year old box of condoms only one missing
two year old box of condoms 'just in case'
generate bachelor frog meme internet writer/comic genius
Rip all of your friends cd's onto itunes 400 track 1's
why won't anybody love me for me? no fat chicks!
Clips Toenails Leaves on the floor for the dog to eat
pees on the toilet seat closes lid
Fap into hand  taste
MY SHOWER IS BROKE GUESS I HAVE TO SHIT IN THE TOILET
No bed sheets sleeps fine without them
Dentist tells yOu to flosS everyday Cbf
unsure what/how old liquid in glass on desk is drink anyway
fart at home. blame the dead dog.
no internet? time-freeze fap
pokes out big booger looks at it
ANY NEW YEAR PLANS? FAP
home alone all night fapping marathon
fapping recognizes all pornstars
I should apply for jobs mw3 instead
Makes Bagel Bites Uses same pan for cookies later
Canned chili and old Macaroni & Cheese? Yeah
Can't Sleep FAP
go to family reunion try not to get boner from hot cousin
Dies of constipation RELEASES bowels
Burps During Prayer Blows it Your Way
get computer back after being grounded? FAP
DRINK 12 Natty ICEs Eat 2 MINI Carrots for fiber
Walk in Bathroom Slip in own puddle of urine
no smoking? Yes dipping!
loose women on telly FAP!!
Shoving Snow for money.....the person waits until your done to say they dont have the money Put snow back
almost time to hit the hay sack fap
I'm sexy and i know it!
parents away fap
Dry Hair Balls First
Spend entire day with family tolerance break
Eats while Pooping
wanna go out? macdonalds
When in doubt fap
clipping fingernails put in empty coke can on desk
fap to pics of gf while she is sitting in the room
have to leave for work in 5 minutes pop zits
out of clean silverware eat chef boyardee with ruler
trash smells like taco bell time for 4th meal
Bedtime: move crap to desk daytime: move crap to bed
phone? tablet? i'd like to have a faplet
worked from home yesterday wore same t-shirt to office today
Too tired to get up after fapping clean with random old t-shirt
HAGE? What IS IT?
Shit comes out wrong
HOME ALONE CHECK REFRIGIRATOR SEVERAL TIMES
you may only enter this site if you are 18 or older of course i am
worry about cancer smoke to calm nerves
reads bachelorette frog gets in fapping mood
pick snot flick it into the wall
forgets to wash there's always deodorant!
essay not long enough? increse font size
too many dishes in sink put them in the shower
can't focus on work due to boner fap it away and still not be focused
Fapped in public bathroom stall saw guy waiting outside
goes to toilet crap
Bacon grease all over hands fap jelly
sluts are just  woman with the morals of a man
realize you no longer are the meme generator logo fap
Get laid by gf Realize you dont like real sex and continue to fap
Read foul bachelorette frog facinating
Runs out of clean underwear buys new ones after a month
itch inside of ear fingers full of ear wax
Notice milk has gone bad put back in fridge and walk away
doctor told me i have Familial adenomatous polyposis also known as fap
microphone not working so can't talk on skype fap
has a hot girl over goes and faps in the bathroom
Sorry NO can do
SEx now Sex Later?
Moving is lame Burn all POSSESSIONS. buy new junk
BUY 250 DOLLAR HEADPHONES LISTEN EXCLUSIVELY TO 64KBPS GABBER STREAM
Bought new clothes because of no clean laundry
Go to bathroom Text friend 'you owe me five dollars
Go to friend's House
Open hidden tab Fap
get semen on today's shirt wear again tomorrow anyway
no more paper cups drink from hands
Hungover on a workday need to fapstart my brain
Eats Dinner on Plate Uses Same Plate for Next days breakfast
'Taking a shit' fapping
not eating or sleeping? internet it is
talk to girl on skyrim  fap
/B/Tards Y U NO USE THE RIGHT MEME?
7:19 am no time enough for shower fap
Rubbish bin in bathroom overflowing play bin jenga with housemate
sister forgot to logout on facebook fap on her girlfriends
girl dresses slutty to class skip next class to go fap
Grow long hair floss more often
still in love with ex fap away love
live in peace with bathroom spiders
Gets friendzone&#180;d fap to her pictures of facebook
I am the 99%
7 notifications all of them complete bullshit
actively stalks girl's facebook profile 'one day...'
NEVER CHANGEs WATER FILTER 'WATER PULP ADDS TO THE FLAVOR'
fap fap
Post reaches Hot Quality of life improved
get married to a woman from skyrim
out of body wash fill with water
blows load now what
See Automatic facebook login Make frog meme in incognito tab
reads foul bachelor frog memes feels less guilty about self
playing starcraft2 and cooking dinner at the same time
'Not much
decide to start exercising fap all day
buys a cigar fancy
spunk on floor? don't clean it
Complete test the first fap
A girl says: lets have sex. The boy answers ok A boy says: lets have sex. The girl answers no
No girlfriend? I have been released
Finish bottle of booze Pour in chaser to absorb last  precious drops
nowhere to ash ash on table
no fap november? lies about not fapping so he can seem accomplished
greatest talent: armpit serenading
Friend: Be over in 15 15 minutes to fap
Somebody told you that semen is good to prevent acne FAP AND TRY IT
blows load hits mouse
Blows load destroyed dinner
blows load destoyed keyboard
kim kardash on tv sapient nitros in pants
RUN OUT OF CLEAN BOXERS GO TO TARGET TO BUY NEW ONES
clean laundry on the floor? wash it again
a house full of condiments and no food
motorboatin the air cause ghost boobies
do laundry good one
texting after clipping nails ughguhgh feels so good
need water use cup from last week
grandma dies get high for funeral
have online meeting with professor on toilet
Concerned about health drink vodka with V8 Splash
buys battlefield 3 Takes rest of week off
FUNNY PICS THREAD REACHED 20000 posts doesnt know what to do with rest of life
mysterious food still encrusted in pot secret herbs and spices
out of toothpaste? just use water.
complains  about using inaccurate measurements Uses inaccurate measurements
nail clipper doesn't have cleaning tool clean under nails with nail clippings
need costume for halloween party... wear a hat
no bucket for new mop toilet bowl becomes new bucket
CAT STARTS TO PURR DISREGARD AS DIRTY TALK
Go on omEGLE YES I'M A WOMEN
scratches balls immediatley high fives best friend
Stop up toliet with massive shit Use guest bathroom for a week
Tries to make money face has no money
finish fapping cleans it up with curtains
scratching my balls scratching again
clicks on what.cd bookmark and again and again and again and again
see hipster ariel meme... fap
wants to audition for Survivor Already lives in third world country
has to fart shits pants
Food stuck in braces snacks for later
Finally avenge cyrus miss out on new character
waking up with a boner pee sideways
aroused while driving steer with knees
makes dinner at midnight felt like eating early
pull out go back to computer
HI5 THREAD FAP
Foreverfap. Nirvana attained
take girl out to eat 'forgot my wallet'
play temple run feel like indiana jones
DID I REMEMBER TO FLUSH THE TOILET? TURN CAR AROUND
gets boner playing tomb raider fap break
dishsoap in the dishwasher does work sex in the sudsy mess all over the kitchen is awesome
Checking zero punctuation ever wednesday at 12pm unemployed
alone at party drink more beer
take girl out to eat 'forgot my wallet'
Bug infestation bug spray everywhere
change messenger status everytime you leave your room pretend to be important
ho ho ho i bring warts!
GET SHITTY PRESENT FOR CHRISTMAS TAKE BROTHERS LAPTOP AND FAP!
I don't always use the right meme  but when I do
FAP while looking at Stars Cosmic FAP
wake up drink soda from last night
on diet step on scale
15 Cups of coffee a daY on the same cup
OWNS 1 TOWEL
make super smoothie royal jelly
puke a little eat around it
having tissue ready for fap winning
realise toilet doesn't work after shitting
Finish fapping close 30 tabs
'mom are you home?' ... fap
Finish fapping sprint like a ninja past windows to shower
Needs food container Orders chinese
NO INTERet draw memes
take garbage out that's enough sun for one week
dishes all dirty buy new dishes
See yourself in bachelor frog Write doctoral thesis
Computer chair smells like butt sniff it twice
Cat pukes everywhere Let dog eat it
Home alone Taking a crap with doors open
puke a little eat around it
Pizza
3rd day of leftover spaghetti Put ranch on it
HALODUDIFY SAYS NO
FAP IN SHOWER MULTITASKING
exist fap
smokes 4 the 1st time thinks he is dying
know you're gonna get in trouble be nice to everyone until then so you get in less trouble
first wipe clean wipe again just to be safe
WASH CLOTHES genocide to countless millions
Wake up at 6:30 PM hungover From day drinking on a weekday Eat Wendy's and go out drinking
Someone  borrows  laptop panic
no clean boxers turn inside out
fap or study? multi-task!
UNSATISFACTORY BLOW FAP AGAIN
UNSATISFACTORY BLOW FAP AGAIN
teacher talks about midevil toture get hard
Tired of fapping sleep with troll instead
shit the bed push it out the bottom with feet
Someone  borrows  laptop panic
Argued away a traffic ticket lawyer
see a black man think of him no differently
Out of Napkins Use bread
Mistype captcha Meh
planning to accomplish alot on my off-day hungover
no food for lunch have breakfast again
getting cold outside pawn Ac unit
600 dollar power bill never pay
sink full eat off napkin/paper plate
Read M-rated fanfic Skip text until you've reached the lemon part
Brb gotta restart computer never come back
forgot to weAr a belt before going out need to keep a boner all day
2 am Dinner Time
hasn't talked to friend in weeks has chance to talk to
pants too tight jump to pull them up
DOCTOR SAYS TO 'MAYBE CUT DOWN ON THE MASTURBATION' FAP INSTEAD
home alone? fap
posts 5 videos from the same music band on facebook gets asked if he likes the band
PF Changs frozen dinner instead of store brand most interesting man in the world
Phone is ringing  must...finish...faping!!!
always available on chat status message is a plea for companionship
HUNgry late at night but too lazy/tired to do dishes? Eat Boyardee cold out of can
TRY AND RENT OUT EMPTY HOUSE SUV PULLS UP WHILE YOUR SHOWING IT. ESCAPE OVER THE BACK FENCE
WEAR A SUIT FOR THE FIRST TIME SHOULD BE A BANKER OR SOMETHING!
JUST WON BEST OFFER ON EBAY BEST HAGGLER EVER
Food stuck in teeth? snack for later
eat a 1/4 of mushrooms beat the shit out of a kid in a costume
Take MDPV burn down house to get shadow people out of the walls
making microwave meal
TELL EVERYONE TO LOOK BEHIND THEM *PICKS NOSE*
carefully craft engenious disguise mustache slowley droops off upper lip as your swiping the card
Smoke a fat bowl 4/5ths was carpet
no toliet paper left need shower anyway
Out of printer paper? print on notebook paper
Girlfriend says 'don't eat the 4 day old pizza' 'sure babe
I forgot to go to the store Eat Bowl of Peanut Butter
Buy whizzinator feel invincible
Want to FAP Cover webcam with left thumb
movie not on instant netflix will never see it
look at sex offender registry website and see guy who bullied me in school on there there is a god
break up with girlfriend sleep with her cousins
dinner consists of chocolate milk and any bread substance
WAITRESS BRINGS THE WRONG SANDWICH HARVEST ALL THE BACON OFF IT BEFORE SENDING IT BACK
think about a girl while fapping then find her much less attractive while blowing load i guess i don't love her after all
Thinking about when had sex with ex fap
Open google Chrome Go incognito
Joins Twitter only Follows Pornstars
Out of bowls and cups enjoy a nice yahtzee shaker of soup!
Wake Up
Took a dump forgot to take off pants
scratch balls smell fingers
Given money for the entire week Spend it all on monday
Need to fap in private close email
Spray Clothes with febreeze Laundry done for the week
girl calls
buy a fleshlight quality of life significantly increased
I get such a disproportionate amount of joy clicking on the 'No' button when asked 'Is this ad relevant to you?'
Teacher Says Can't Do this last minute Challenge accepted
buy a bunch of groceries then break up with girlfriend who does all the cooking ignore fridge for 3 months
FAP Way of Life
do homework on pc end up playing minecraft while listening to skrillex
your car is making a weird noise for three months now
Blanket too far away cover self in pillows
Bored late at night time to go to walmart
try to flick a booger it won't come off
Sit next to attractive girl boner whole class
hot girl starts at work brush teeth excitedly every morning
APPLE.... IS THAT THE GREEN ONE ?
launches safari entire system becomes unresponsive
Parents catch you fapping look them in the eye and finish
instal extra alarmclock still manage to turn both off in the morning without waking up
'I'LL JUST BROWSE REDDIT FOR A FEW MINUTES' SUDDENLY 6 AM
sigh lost 15 games of solitaire in a row
Lost 15 dollars 2011 Bryan sTAUL financial crisis
clean socks and underwear feelin like a million bucks
bread is moldy popcorn counts as breakfast
Lick spoon don't need to wash up
wake up tired fap to wake up
Shave balls and face same razor
gf splits perfect swisher fall in love
Two browser windows open at all times One for life
buy a whizzinator feel invinsible
fap record: unknown
just need to let the pan soak lets pan sit for weeks
hand accidentally touches crotch fap
roll of toilet paper finishes use tissues
Sees a comment with many downvotes instant downvote
tAKE A DUMP FORGET TO TAKE OFF PANTS
scratches ass smells finger
scrATCHES ASS SMELLS FINGER
Didn't wash hair for 3 days It's CAP DAY!
Makes bologna sandwitch Uses red string to floss afterward
smashed finger fap through the pain
Buy a bunch of groceries then break up with girlfriend ignore fridge for a month
Do 10 pushups check bicep size
TRASHCAN 10 feet away wipe booger on wall
Pour stock on everything Master CHEf
fap while pooping multitasking
invites girl home then starts to clean
Work at bar drink 220 beers in a month
Be nice to fat girl Fat girl thinks you like her
THIRSTY DRINK WEEK-OLD WATER FROM GLASS ON DESK
no tissues use dirty shirt
INHALATION MAKES LUNGS STING GOOD SHIT MAN
doctor prescribes lousy drugs plot his murder
Need exercise... Fap
Something moves outside Shit bricks
random boner fap break
FAP Use roommate's tissues
Up at 11 pants on at 3
bored. go on chatroulette to fap!
TAKE A SHIT BRING LAPTOP
Turn up music can't be heard fapping
browsing xhamster favorites  Best moments of my life
browsing xhamster favorites  Best moments of my life
Crack neighbors wep master hacker
COUNTING REVOLVER BULLETS  IN A MOVIE
Small amount of toilet paper left russian toilette
world's best grandson mug fap recepticle
Find foul bachelor frog meme's so funny
Wake up and immediately have lunch at 5PM
boner on the bus its my stop! panic
Send tom video Does not watch
GET MADE FUN OF FOR GOING TO TAYLOR SWIFT SURROUNDED BY HOT BITCHES AND JAILBAIT
Do laundry  90% pajama Pants
once top student in most difficult department at major university would you like cheesybread with that?
TRIUMPH OF THE WILL IS ON NETFLIX gOOD DATE MOVIE
get a cup of coffee drink it all while walking to computer
job interview at 10:00 blow load at 9:58
still wonders if fap is the proper ONOMATOPOEIA investigates
try not to fap before bedtime insomnia
Spill coffee on kitchen floor wipe it up with your sock
doorbell rings
sympathy sex gentleman
Eat dinner while pooping Maximum efficiency achieved.
skidmarks in toilet target practise
too stoned to go shopping have a jar of nutella for dinner
Too lazy to remove fortune from cookie eat it anyways
dropping friend off to get laid fap in car
blow Load cancel all torrents
Dropping the Remote while Zapping... ...Decide Program is Decent
exhausted from sex? fap with left!
Notice neighbour sees you fap Gifted N Proud
Out of bread PB&J hot dog
mcdonalds doesnt take credit cards after midnight go hungry
Wear hat to feel classy fap
married for five years Every bachelor frog still applies
Wakes Up With Cheetos on chest breakfast
Dog shit on floor Wait until it hardenS
Who needs a dustpan? the stove sits an inch off the floor for a reason
ESSAY DUE TOMORROW CHAT WITH DUTCH GUY
Round of sex lasts half hour Beforehand Fap FTW
Open browser ctrl+shift+p
Dog throws up on floor he'll eat iT later...
late for a date shave pubes & face with same razor
does homework while watching tv finishes no homework
mom asks you to type in a website for her start typing www.xvid by force of habit
DOWN TO LAST PAIR OF CONTACT LENSES MAKE THEM LAST 6 MONTHS LONGER THAN THE OTHERS
Have own laptop charger for the bathroom
hands are cold warm them with your balls
life of memes; live like foul bachelor frog fap to middle class milf
didn't study for a test? Drop the class and change your major!
sunday fap day
Watch matrix feel badass
Close Laptop Open Laptop
Sees blood in pee remembers drinking red gatorade earlier
All knives are dirty Spread with back of spoon
Realise you overslept for school stay home all day
Halfway through Fap
meet female who is atleast 6/10 instantly begin to imagine sexual positions and situations WITH her
carbon monoxide alarm goes off take out batteries
Be a doctor who fan only watch new episodes
bob it a common name
can't shoot stick finger in ass
YEsterdays Clothes Todays Rug
Can't shoot stick finger in ass
plan out days work spend all day making memes
Get into argument online Intellectual
im at a rough time in my life for 5 years
No Food in fridge check again 30 minutes later just in case
No Fresh Tissues for fapping use old ones 5 times
3 am half the guild still on ts
CAR UPGRADES TOO EXPENSIVE BUY PUPPY TO GET WOMEN instead
HIDE DIRTY LAUNDRY UNDER BED room clean
Dirty Socks put them on the floor for air dry
Someone posts your oc feel like you've made a contribution to society
sprained my wrist make plastic  wrap arm sling
take shit in cat box Let cats clean it up
has girlfriend fap at her photos
5 working days 'til fleshlight delivered found a new reason to live
out of toilet paper time for a shower
have a day off but fapping arm is working overtime
Shoot load on stomach don't bother wiping it off
smoke weed erryday
can't remember if these clothes are clean or dirty who cares
no tp walk to get more without wiping
All clothes dirty Start over
Wake up high smoke more weed
Smoke one joint GEt all philosophical
Girl coming over? Time to clean bathroom
bedtime - move stuff to desk daytime - move stuff to bed
Lunch Desk
140-minute movie
favorite sweater lies on the ground
3 days after shaving
Rear end asain lady buy friends lunch
seeking deeper understanding of life expand range of mind altering substances
Last weeks pants on floor? now they're today's pants.
Out of food for the week Spend $20 on frozen pizzas at walmart
Watch Willy wonka and the chocolate factory acquire top hat
high school bully is now a registered sex offender there is a god
roommate home for weekend marathon fap weekend
fap all night  sleep all day
DESPERATELY WANTS FLESHLIGHT $8.53 IN CHECKING ACCOUNT
No clean towels after shower use entire roll of paper towels instead
week old beer spill not cleaned up maybe tomorrow
need to shit wait for thread to 404 before going
ran out of plates go to nearest pizzeria
House smells bad smoke pot to cover stench
Take Epic Dump... Post-Partum Depression.
watch star wars i am socrates
find old magic the gathering cards no wonder i never got laid in high school...
Sticky fingers type with knuckles
sees boobs in comments Faps shortly afterwards
no car
Gets Job buys video games
make a sandwitch jamie oliver
Internet breaks mid-fap fap at window to girls tanning by apartment pool
approach urinal spit
take a crap before a shower don't wipe
work on computer stop to fap
no human contact in weeks froget how to talk
Spray insect with insect repellent now he have no friends
Deadbolt is locked roommate is fapping
Lose card game think lucky in love
Phone rings pick up
Bored at work fap
They say semen helps maintain a youthful complexion achieve the belly of a tadpole
Stick finger in ear feed earwax to cat
skype with a girl secretely fap
DENTIST APPOINTMENT BRUSH TEETH FOR FIRST TIME IN 6 MONTHS
Officer asks for license and registration Fap
RELATES TO BACHELOR FROG FAP
make cookies for friend in hospital
use bathroom run sink water afterwards to make it sound like you wash your hands
Wipe your ass accidentally get shit all over forearm
Not allowed to view site do it anyway
Get Ready to fap kick cat out of room
Accepted for trial Still nervous
roommate in hospital fap door opened
Sleepy late in the night? FAP
See ho0ker may i finger you for free?
hot girl in your class imagine fap to her when you ge home
Go for 30 minute walk get home and check for weight loss
Fix door with Duct Tape Door never opens Again
fix airsoft gun gun expert
Friend asks you about the weekend Copy and paste what you just wrote to another
Friend asks you about the weekend Copy and paste what you just wrote to another
First class at 9am drop class
English paper due tomorrow maybe I should work on it...
win intense arugment FAp to reward self
pick nose with one hand
goING IN ROOM TO Take a NAP shut the door - Fap fap fap
Wake up in the morning FAP FAP FAP
Feeling Sick smoke bowl in bed
Run out of clean clothes Buy more on amazon
friend needs to use the internet clear history
Lease is up? Time to change the sheets
Download 700+ Games for SNEs Emulator Only Play Link To the Past
Out of T.P. Get in shower
Blow Load Cancel 30 downloads
75 BAND SHIRTS 1 PAIR OF SHORTS
So hungover I shampooed tWice in a row
i be cookin human legs
Clean toilet with stream of pee
Eat Lunch while on the toilet out with the old
Learn How to rip dvds  Ask Friends to borrow their collection
throw something away
SATURDAY NIGHT!!! INTERNET
move into new apartment drop belongings wherever they land  and get on facebook within five minutes
people around ... mustn't place hand inside underpant
Masturbate with fresh sock heaven on earth
landlords name on caller ID what call?
runny nose from spicy food keep eating
Someone asks you what time you wake up on weekends desperately pretend like that's not 2pm
NO CONDOMS? ENJOY YOUR CHILD
spend 5.5 hrs making fap folder fap for 10 mins
this leftover  pizza needs something triscuits
Pay bill late. pay next double bill. one month free.
wake up and go get a bite everything's closed
Vacuuming Run over string 12 times. Pick it up. Look at it. put it down and try again.
Vacuuming Run over string 12 times. Pick it up. Look at it. put it down and try again.
Vacuuming Run over string 12 times. Pick it up. Look at it. Put it down and try again.
floor? I Dont know what your talking bout
Wake up 1 MINUTE BEFORE ALARM IS SET NOSTRADAMUS
Microwave meatballs
walk towards black guy rpg battle music outta nowhere
LegS HURT CONSIDER FAPPING AS PLAUSIBLE CURE
random boner pretend back aches
lose job bout time
Run out of clean underwear Stop wearing underwear
Have sex kick her out of her own bed
Feel good about all that I've acomplished today in mass effect
100 friends i've never met feel pretty good about self
someone messages you during fap session tell them you cant talk because youre fapping
moldy food scrape
make a pizza forgot the cheese
have sex with girlfriend why does my roommate always have to walk in  at the worst possible time!?
Take a hit so massive it sets off smoke alarm feel like winner
answer to everything haters gonna hate
Fapped last night fap
hard time sleeping fap some more
miss toilet clean up with sock
power's out? fap
i accidently a cocacola bottle fap
Lions go 4-0 in Preseason 0-16 in real season
malt liquor and sour straws
Can't Find Pizza Cutter Karate
one person public restroom fap
falls asleep fapping can't remember if finished
in any kind of mood fap
run out of food guess it's showerday
doorbell and phone ring at same time panic
T-shirt by day Fapkin by night
family vacay for 10 days sinks  to all time lows to jerk off
been poasting for years still called a summerfag
a nice girl smiles at you and blushes instead of asking her number
reads comics faps to blondie
strip club next door faps to their website
towel not within arm's reach 45 minute shower
Friend types in address bar panic
No Hallal food eat it anyway
Booger on finger wipe on the cat
doctor's receptionist asks complicated insurance question hang up
Female coming over Frantically clean room
Friday arrives appear offline
shampoo bottle empty fap some more shampoo
suffer the pain of regret or suffer the pain of discipline
Join the military still not a chick magnet
sun's up time for bed
Defeat yourself at jenga celebrate with beer
heavy rainstorm outside free car wash
GIVE PIZZA GUY 5 DOLLAR TIP fEEL LIKE HUGH HEFNER
WANT FOOD THAT REQUIRES BOWL NO CLEAN BOWLS LEFT.. NVM NOT HUNGRY
No clean clothes TUrn Underwear inside out
Fart in hand and smell enjoys it
Opened the can Can't eat what's inside
When i feel sad i stop being sad and fap instead
listen to xmas music fap onto chest
scratch balls smell hand ok for sex?
Water is the perfect
wake at 9 am and do nothing  job at 18
Brush Teeth While Pooping Double Nightly Free Time
female coming over frantically wash genitals
Answers Phone While urinating 'Yea mom
Wife says her girlfriend is coming over for dinner... Start planning 3 some
Need to thaw some frozen ground beef Leave it in a cupboard for a week
No time for exercise Fap instead
shit
Pretend Facebook is mainstream create account and stalk
Fart in disco change dance floor
think about creating memes fap instead
I always sniff my fingers after scratching my ass
Burn Water No dinner
up all night Laughing at hats
Yesterday's clothes? Pick them up off the floor and spray with Axe
NO BREAD USE COOKIES
found lump under skin shrug it off
Lost toothbrush in the toilet why do i care?
no more clean socks or underwear buy another pack instead of going to laundromat
8 hour session smell liners
fart in disco look disgusted
Shit
surrounded by hot girls in theater fap under trenchcoat
no toilet paper newspaper closeby...
Cat hides under bed Never see it again.
lightbulb burns out stop using that room
Miss toilet Walk away
find small insect on floor prepare for war
THERE IS ONLY ONE THING WE SAY TO SHOWERS NOT TODAY
Mic rolls under bed its gone forever
Womens rights? When did this happen?
48 hour deodorant guess i dont have to shower for two days
its in freezer that means it never expires
relax it cant expire its in the freezer
Not seeing anyone today No shower today
I Think I just had a life review And I also See a tunnel
Pan still greasy from last dinner? Good
FALL ASLEEP IN CLOTHES READY FOR WORK EARLY
fwb coming over push piles of clothes and garbage under the bed
Blow Load In BOxers Out of sight
wears same t-shirt next week any reasonable would assume i have washed it by now
Goes to the bathroom FEEls productive
girlfriend wants to use computer panic
food starting to spoil cover it up with spices
no clean underwear swim trunks
turn underwear inside out ta-dah! clean underwear!
summer's here time to take down the christmas tree
That moment your ex calls after you've ignored their unanswered texts
read foul bachelor frog feel better about self
scratch ass
drops toothbrush in toilet uses it anyway
coffee date shave junk
no job no need to wear pants
open relationship meh
Wake up at 9am day feels endless
no soap? no problem
Cat shitting in litter box call name repeatedly and make eye contact
TAKES STEROIDS MADE FROM MEXICAN WHITE BULL power up!
Pubes in soap... ...dish soap
Falls for Internet scam
Washing machine brokeN Puts underwear in dishwasher
Know how to use photoshop still use meme generator
I'm ugly why you want me?
dropped food on the floor meh
girl coming over delete history
drizzle olive oil on chef boyardee gourmet dinner
Eats While pooping
it's not spoiled until it learns to talk in three different languages. fluently.
Need to make something for dinner Whole bag of buffalo chicken strips and a six pack
Has a wife
uses urinal spits first
girl coming over take clean laundry from the floor
done with work done with pants
underwear full of holes? who cares?
only thing in the fridge is baking soda it's in the fridge
chapped from fapping     'I'm bored' masturbate again
fart under comforter 'wafting
Shaves pubes in shower Uses piss to rinse down the drain
No clean socks paper towels in shoes
beef chili is so hot that nose starts to run... some Lands on the food still eats
touch scrotum hand smell bad not clean hand
girlfriend has girls' night out turn into foul bachelor frog within the hour
if you haven't worn the same underwear right-side out
sow wild oats on saturday night sunday morning
reALISE WINTER IS COMING FAP
haven't fixed clocks from daylight savings daylight savings
Toilet broken in bathroom? No problem
Apple core left on shelf beside bed New science experiment
no bowl for peanuts? put them in a drinking glass and take shots
His name - green lantern but no bright light
SEES THAT UNDERWEAR ARE DIRTY NOTE TO SELF: REMEMBER TO CHANGE UNDERWEAR TOMORROW
we should see other people until i'm positive i can't keep anyone better than you
has sniffles
Bagelbites ready  Use spinning tray as plate
Don't kiss me You're a bitch
Ran out of deodorant  Little bit of dish soap should do the job
doesn'T smell bad drinkable
10:33 PM? Good morning!
People see funny part of movie in commercial. Doesnt laugh  Still laughs at it at movies
Has a container of clean urine in car to pass drug test doesn't need it
neighbor leaving apartment at the same time as you left something inside
Out of soap actually never had any
takes a dump at office blames it on other employee
need book from library www.google.com
pees  in sink
dota ilta ei tarvitse peseyty&#228;
Smokes heroin everyday well
Fap into a towel Blow nose on other side
1994. 2
Food in crockpot is starting to mold Throw the whole thing away
SMokes 4 blunts a day with various people still blames his cough on allergies
Deliver pizza and a soda cause i'm thirsy
eat sandwich with bin on lap
Phone rings I'm in trouble
BURP SO HARD IT BRINGS DINNER BACK UP SECOND COURSE
HaPPY B-DAY TO YOU RANA PAULA  WE LOVE YOU!!
family conversation about pirate bay 'agree' with them even though you use it
Out of bars of soap uses dish soap instead
Find open 3 day old beer in garage if i don't drink it it's alcohol abuse
Scoliosis surgery or study for finals fap
Too lazy for foreplay rub one out while she's showering
too lazy for foreplay rub one out while she's in the shower
Jesse does 5 sit-ups  Plays Eye of the Tiger
NO CLEAN DISHES EAT DINNER OFF OLD FRISBEE
Wears a niqab doesn't need to wash hair
LAST PAPER IN THE HOUSE IS EXPENSIVE PAPER TOWELS WIPE ASS LIKE A BOSS
ate something messy on a plate
ate something messy on a plate
Light breaks in room ... and so begins the age of eternal darkness
Gets fruit flies Gets venus Fly traps
Blows nose Then wipes ass
BLack veil brides? dont you mean motly crew?
really loud forced belch like a boss 'hey
dead rodent behind the booth spray area with febreze
doesnt have time to do laundry puts on apron backwards
Unwashed dishes beginning to smell? Spray them with febreze
think about future responsibilities consider suicide
Finish fapping close 72 tab-... woah! New record!
GUY IN FRONT OF YOU DOESN'T ADD MAYO TO HIS SOUP MORE MAYO LEFT FOR YOU TO ADD TO YOURS
Hopefully i can stop cussing... But the downside... The jokes will be less funny... Not as if they were funny to begin with
hail to the king i'm the guardian of the lockers
Friend becomes mature Not ready for that commitment
Texting you with right hand Fapping with left
watch movie you haven't seen before I've accomplished enough for today
Doesn't shower saves water
Gonna do the rounds after taking a dump No need to wash hands
TOO LAZY TO WASH MY TEETH BEFORE GOING TO BED i'LL JUST WASH THEM IN THE MORNING
If you only have one set of sheets dont wash them
Decided to become a better person
haircut tomorrow better clean my ears
pizza guy is here finally puts on clothes
All the knives are dirty cut steak with scissors
light broken in kitchen stop using the kitchen
Brings food downstairs
Wear same clothes two days in a row just as long as no one from day one will see you on day 2
WAKE UP TO NEIGHBORS HAVING LOUD SEX CLAP WHEN THEY'RE FINISHED
Can smell crotch whilst changing pants time to shower
want to go to a hooker don't like pov
Want to go to a hooker doesn't like pov
finsh fapping clean up with ex-girlfriend's shirt
if in doubt fap
shaves for date first time razor has been touched in months
no cahones act tough on the internet
Sneeze and are unable to locate unsoiled tissue use dishtowel from clean laundry pile
Mom buys me new socks so i can throw out my old ones now what am i supposed to masturbate into?
recipe: marinate pork overnight marinates for 20 minutes
Sees that cereal expired three years ago still eats it
change underwear after a week feel like a good person
turns underwear inside out... for the second time... cumstains inside and out.
Three weeks of break from school and showers
that time of month girlfriend goes home for a week
cup noodles spills on lap 'it's still food'
Ep&#228;ile itse&#228;si impotentiksi Parane olemalla fappaamatta yksi vuorokausi
no clean silverware get ramen with fork included
no clean socks time for crust test
Not going out today? No shave
no sex tonight? no shower
UNLIMITED BANDWIDTH QUALITY OF LIFE SIGNIFICANTLY IMPROVED
i cooked for customer i didn't washed my hands
didn't leave the house yesterday don't have to shower today
LADY walks into class PANIC
combine the bottoms of two bags of chips and funnel them into your mouth with hummus
Drops pizza face down on floor '...it's good for my immune system'
Wake up brush crumbs off self
EATING MESSY FOOD
Fell asleep mid-fap wake up and finish
fap in bed clean up with bedsheets
find spoiled food in the back of the fridge? better put it back
buy p0rn mag from the store when the hot girl is working masturbate to her instead
Now Hosting New Years Party No Pants to wear
I haven't fapped since last year
This half bottle of leftover champagne Will be the perfet wine for tonights meal
FOOD DELIVERY CLOSED THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE
fap in my lap go take a crap
I'm Sorry for farting
floor the biggest shelf i own
Time to celebrate christmas 31 st of december?
Runs out of toilet paper uses kleenex from bathroom trash
New year's eve? Time to prepare the sock for the last fap of the year!
Started fapping in 2013 ended in 2014
pee is clear no need to flush
finds crumbs laying around eats them
pizza moldy mom said to eat greens
Walking outside when it starts to rain Good
Wear each outfit for 2 days per wear makes less laundry
blow load go to bathroom with shirt in mouth
beat videogame feel adrift
empty can in my room Small Garbage can in my room
WHIP IT OUT STANDING OVATION
BACK ME UP BRO WATCHS FROM BAR
Donates to Rainforest Action Fund Eats all the endangered bugs
That jar of mustard said 'Best by June '08.' 'Best' is a relative term though
GANZEN TAG NICHTS GEGESSEN WARTEN und LIEBER BEI DER MAMA AN WEIHNACHTEN ESSEN
already fapped forgot to pee
Lorte lol lol lort
DIGITAL SUICIDE ALT+F4 TO END IT ALL
kills cockroach in the kitchen floor may it rest there in peace forever. amen
stacks pizza boxes to the ceiling 'why'd you throw them away?'
Rainy day no need for a shower
feeling fancy puts hot pocket on a plate
Family sized? me sized
sun is shining outside stupid screen glare
study for ten minutes reward self with 2 hours of pointless internet use
study for ten minutes reward self with two hours of pointless internet use
Ran  Out OF HAND SOAP SPRAY WINDEX INTO HANDS
EGG NOG EXPIRING TOMORROW CONSUME 2500 CALORIES IN 2 MINUTES
Throw SOCKS AGAINST WALL WEAR THOSE THAT DON'T STICK
6am update 6:15 bedtime
Rainy day? better put dirty clothes out to get washed
CAN'tTHINK OF COMPANY NAME LAUGH AT FROGS ON THE INTERNET FOR 4 HOURS
trash stinks time for a new candle
Onion tomato and lettuce on burger weeks serving of vegetables
Clothes fail the smell test that's unfortunate for my coworkers
No clean shirt? febreze dirty one
STALE BAGEL? ALREADY tOASTED.
walking around in mall dirty sock falls out pant leg
no plans for today no showering today
Didn't take a shower yesterday? Be sure to spray cologne on your crotch
touched a girl's hand went full commander
i'll croak by the time expedia  solves my problem
BOUGHT PS4 All my online friends still have ps3
I'm the Frog Come and take it from me if you dare
SEES DAUGHTER'S HOT FRIEND SAYS STUPID LINE TO CONCEAL FAPPING
Is that napkin from today or Yesterday? doesn't matter
served meat to vegeterian no worries
accidentally switch tabs keep fapping
didn't do laundry
creepy guy slaps gf fap
apply for job online with fartmachine76@hotmail.com email address
Remember each of the recent 8 years by the video games you played then
empty pringles can? new trash can
accidentally switch to raid forum keep masturbating
Leave dishes in sink they need to soak
6 AM The Night is young
go to bathroom mute headset
$2000 Computer $350 car
pants? more like wearable napkin
girl is nice i wonder why
girl talks to me i wonder why
apply for job online with babyslayer999@hotmail.com email address
windows at my building are being cleaned today time to put some pants on
eat
doesnt remember how many times fapped today starts again from zero
Lapo PLIRAK PLIRIK!SERIK HE'EH  NEK 8C ORA ONO SING DI COREK ABANG!
it puts the lime in the coconut or it gets the tundra
Shitstain in toilet ?? Blast it with pisss !!!
No social interaction? no shower.
jetzt noch ausgehen mcdrive
Abrir una cuenta en Instagram  Olvidar el usuario o contrase&#241;a y crear otra cuenta
Furloughed Fap rate increases exponentially
Master Chef Uses paper plate
Figures out paper towels are better than tissues post-fap Epiphany
Fridge full of food Take-out
Long day at work Time to eat
Happy post placenta day Nina I'm a frog a dont have a clue whats going on
New package in the mail new trash can
Xora a partida toda e joga de female
en mi casa hay puros sapos y en mi ba&#241;o hay puras rana problem?
Works at Party City Has never been to a party
Waits till night to fight zombies and skeletons
Correia
has rotting stuff in the fridge ignores it
DERP!
watches anime cause i'm bored faps to it
Probably should go to class Faps
scratches sniffs
Ode to toad Horrid wanking frog. You repel me
El problema no es Nahuel El problema son sus chistes.
WaCaLa
this is a test this is just a test to see if i can create a meme
One-Pan Supper from Safeway & PRC? One Pan Too Many
read bachelorette frog feel horribly depressed she has a boyfriend
ir a mear al ba&#241;o Limpiar la mierda pegada con la orina
spill food on floor rest feet on desk and call the dog
put finger up girls ass no news is good news
Trip Kicks Me Out Is Trip That Needs To Leave
Philosoraptor I Think You Need To Eat Trip
im gonna need you to stop  changing the background now
realize you're the scum of the earth laugh
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa cocinar ensalada moscas muertas
Misspell faggot in your recaptcha  backspace and try again
Farts Suddenly craving boiled eggs
Drinking yoghurt?  Is there any other kind?
Autum gone for the weekend Commence fap
fap to regular porn feel lazy for the first time
Uses more aluminum foil on hookah bowls than does on actual leftover food
Goes to open window to let stench out Window already open
Drop ice cube on the floor Too lazy to pick it up
preheat oven to... microwave it
bring girl to place
discover dollar menu never grocery shop again
microwave broken starve to death
Faps over foul bachelor frog Done worse
gets laid realizes it feels better when he's fapping
Last minute video switch while fapping Video doesn't load
today's outfit tonight's pajamas
Sneezed 8 times times Don't need to masturbate
out of buds time to scrape that shit brah
Takes epic dump Sweats & removes shirt
i treat a hoe like a gambling shack liquor in the front
Internet goes down
NETWORKS FOR DRUGS WITH HOOKERS
Hello my baby
Has trouble finding a job finds a job in neverwinter nights
I wash my hands after I go to the bathroom If my finger breaks through the toilet paper
Fly drowed in my tea drink it anyway
showerhead won't work don't shower for 2 months
mouse cursor briefly freezes bang mouse on table
go to office toilet just to pick nose
new socks for christmas socks pregnant by boxing day
farts
spills ramen on floor times are tough
dozens of pairs of socks consistently wear same pair
landlord comes for inspection remove ecosystem in bathroom first
Date ate spicy chili saved money on lube
fap in lunchbreak. walk into class. everyone definitely knows.
sneeze out a fart proud
Friend unexpectedly comes over quickly throw all crusty socks into laundry bag
congrats! welcome to... the o-team!
Friend mentions another person who died from drug use Secretly thank  natural selection
hey my nane is georgina  and i like flies
Looks for a girlfriend asks out misty from pokemon
Bedhead? Time for a haircut.
&#220;berholen Fahren entgegen der Fahrtrichting
call me Freddy Krueger I live in your nightmares
Inflamed Taste Bud? Clip it off with Fingernail Clippers
my implacable frog eyes convince you i am thoughtful
unexpected date unexpected sex
realize that you have accomplished nothing in life fap
Faps . . .
faps to memories of himself fapping
Doctor needs stool and urine sample gave him my boxers
Out of socks Remove pile from beHind Futon
Find hot girl on facebook Save image as...
Finds gum under chair Eats it
Haven't showered for three days cat snuggles with armpit
Shits after shower jumps back into shower and rinse out ass
find half smoked rollie on floor not sure if joint
best friends ain't nobody got time for that
not sure if pic of boobs or tight ends either way
fap to vid of self fapping fapception
When the discomfort of having to pee overcomes the comfort of Staying in beD It's time to get the day started
Fap in shower before bed faps in bed
parents coming home earlier than expected fap challenge accepted
FAPPY  BIRTHDAY!
Hair dryer in pants instantly dry crotch
Video Games Until krysta arrives
Nice day outside And yoUr poinT?
No Visitors? No Toilet brush
use meme generator for first time feel shadow pass over soul
Has to do a project does it on the last second
hornier than a horned frog
Covered in sweat and mud on Monday Doesn't shower until thursday
SEES A Picture of a female cartoon pony getting fisted BEST FAP EVER.
If you were my homework I'd be doing you wrong on my desk right now
START TO FAP HARDLY DOESN'T EVEN MUTE ON MUMBLE
Little bit of pee hid the toilet seat it ran back in
eats
pornhub is donating to cancer each time you watch a video philanthropist
girl replies to online dating ad wank & forget
HEars a mouse in dirty bedroom 'It'll eventually run out of food.'
Has a pal... a Personal ass licker
FART SECRETLY ENJOY SMELL
WATCHES SOPRANOS cuLTURED?
this glass is dirty use it
Charles Dickens Have not reddit
out of toilet paper takes a shower
una ragazza carina mi ha aggiunto agli amici? approfondiamo le sue foto
Fap goes on floor
room is a mess time for a skate
out of tp use cardboard roll left on spindle
frog y u try to look like eyasu
Fap sock out of reach? Lick my hand clean
Southern Miss Hoops AND CHEESY POOFS
no clean shirts cancels date
Left Toothbrush at Friends Place Uses Finger instead
You don't have to wash hands if you don't wipe
NOTICE FLY IS OPEN TIME TO FAP
GIRLFRIEND IS GONE FOR THE WEEK DRYER BECOMES NEW CLOSET
Only 2 Apps on my phone the fart machine & strip poker
Projectile vomits on wall after hard night of drinking frames it and calls it a van gogh
Undies get sweaty put on head to cool down
finds tied up girl jackpot
cooking instructions: add some water and microwave it till it looks like food
autoerotic asphyxiation.      life flashes before eyes mostly fap   sessions
Sometimes i make my girlfriend watch when i have sex with another woman..  IT TIRES ME OUT FASTER BECAUSE MY LEFT ARM ISN'T AS STRONG
doesn't brush teeth 'gum is good enough'
washes crotch in shower doesn't rinse pubes off the soap
shit stains in toilet pee them clean
still time to shower and shave before work netflix
sneeze wipe nose on cat
blackout drunk shit on bosses boots
burns pizza to a black crisp 'doesn't taste that bad'
Happy New year fap!
belches alphabet at fancy restaurant tries to get high fives from the staff
no clean towel wipe face with clothes from the laundry basket
i don't always take a shower but when i do
No rubbers put it in her butt
Armpit of sweater Still smells like Deodorant after 5 days of use 100% Still Wearable
smells like something died in the walls Nope - just my balls
shake weight ad on tivo faps galore
flick booger in the middle of the night Sound wakes up girlfriend
tOLIET oVERFLOWS  THE DOG WILL GET IT
blow nose
'going to bed. I'm tired' sunrise
up everyday at 5 pm
NO CLEAN DISHES.. NEXT.. PLASTIC FOOD CONTAINERS
work
Light in kitchen burns out better order a pizza
Needs dinner There's an App for that
EXODUS 8:1-6 THE GOOD OL' DAYS
microwave broken eat canned soup cold
mom buys one shirt for me use it for five years
pick nose while on toilet flicks it on wall
I work with the lights off so i dont have to see my dirty workstation
walk in on him fapping keeps fapping
napkin? you mean fapkin?
Three pieces of furniture in apartment One for sleeping
1 last chicken bake left throws it away to balance scale
runs out of paper plates its a tv dinner kind of night!

Cold hands? Better masturbate!!
Ich trinke Whisky und ihr?
too tired to shower sleep on the guest bed
No food in cupboard guess i'm not hungry
'Bakas i 20-24 minuter'? Bakar i 22 minuter xD
starts vacuuming Dust burns out the vacuum cleaner's motor
i should cook nope
dandruff is a good source of protein
No shave December
Internet down? so are plans for romantic evening.
Bikini pic on facebook? Hello fap folder!
nice cleavage its fab-olous
whipped cream? i fab-ricated it just for you
Cheeto misses the garbage can A gift to the ants
create a meme  repeat
about cleaning the house why can't there be 2 mancastles?
doesnt want to pee and miss pees in the sink
too dark to see keyboard turn up screen brightness
MEME PARTY WEARS T-SHIRT AS COSTUME
Faps into last clean sock meh
TAKES A SHIT WHILE STANDING
out of soap in bathroom uses lysol wipe instead
Wow I just REALIZED that kinect was spelt wrong
Just one more meme. Two hours later...
say x  ten times fast
parents go into computer documents panic
me ? why
font too small print
Does anyone  even look at the frog?
Gets turned on by robot ready to fap
Lightbulb burns out Live in darkness
I was just  itching my balls and... oh well
I was just  itching my balls and... oh well
EAT TUNA DIDN'T BRUSH TEETH
Cheesy Bread comes in a crescent instead of in sticks Personally asks dominos why it doesn't match the picture
Shower? DEODORANT
Laugh at frogs on the internet Feel normal again
leaves for 30 seconds misses everything
fap to wet and messy videos blow load and try not to vomit at what's on the screen
Don't wash underwear Unless they stick to the wall
One wipe wonder? more like no wipe wonder
cant find towel after shower use dirty underwear instead
No clean dishes? Guess I'm not hungry after all...
should be doing homework on facebook instead
fap to animal transformations feel like a furry
End OF FAP? must CLOSE THIS GROSS TAB AS SOON AS POSSIBLE
Roommate has morning classes wake up when he leaves
No clean bowls enjoy a nice glass of soup
Out of soap Just Use water
reading a foul bachelor frog remember writing to give life brief purpose
watch Victoria's Secret Fashion Show with girlfriend Pretends his interested in high fashion
Pee is clear colored doesn't flush
'can i use your phone?' 'yeah' closes browser of porno
KATSUP AND MUSTARD ON TOAST
different class every Day same pants
Hands are dirty Spit on them and rub on shirt
Remote 2 feet away Nope not forth dying for it
Roommate has morning classes wake up when he leaves
WAKES UP IS THE SUN GOING UP OR DOWN
3:24 A.M. ONE LAST EPISODE
Out of toiLet paper? Pee in shower
ONLY THING TO JERK OFF WITH IS TANNING LOTION DARK LEFT HAND
Take shit in public bathroom use three times as much toilet paper as at home
The fridge isn't for food It's cold storage for dirty plates
No clean Silverware Finger Food
Windows 8 installing  Nothing to fap to
Can't focus on the lecture or exam because it's hard to handle balls jeans on
step into shower contemplate existence
Farts Gets hungry after sitting there
bed sores? time to buy a new gaming chair
On call for work cant get cell reception
Wonders why girlfreind left and if i will find love again FAP
rotates testes yells
Found day old sunflower seeds on floor lunch
Found sunflower seeds on floor lunch
WENT TO THE GYM JERKED IT IN THE SHOWER
Needs to wash bed sheets  Uses fEbreze
click on timestamp pic on 4chan so thats the date
lunch break gets to work
xmas coming throws away last years boxes
girl on period doesn't matter had sex
jay ? never heard of him.
sometimes when we touch the honesty is just too much
Farts in elevator gets out on next floor
MEET A NICE GIRL SHIT IN HER BED
why won't anyone believe me when I tell them thats what she said?!??
Shower Put same clothes back on
thats my room
the last cookie should've been mine.
Put food in microwave Walk back to trash to see how long to cook it
reads wikipedia while on toilet   forgot to shit
fapped 3 times today no need for gym
only take out trash when it starts to smell
Holy shit is that a ginger bullfrog
out of food eats shit
can't find keys cancels all plans for the day
fap right after first fap pornstar
Fap by day joe rogan podcast by night
friends come into house runs to couch to pretend like dunno whats up
puts card into atm invalid debt count
Don't want to clean litter box Keep buying more
not sure if using drugs to cope with faild relationship or using half assed relationships to mask my drug problem
eat lunch at 4:30 pm
girlfriend is awake and grumpy Ninja Bathroom FAP
create schedule for the day include time to fap
Mad about always having to Fap Fap anyways
Rain falls great
bottle labeled 'urine' Actually urine
dishes ? own plastic covers
Pick a bogie Roll it
no T-paper left? Eh ur u-wear already has a shit stain
People in the corridor Just pee in a sink
girlscout holding thin mints cant decide which looks better
gowank in forest wipe hand againts a tree
cant concentrate on homework only fapping will help
Blows Load in the middle of the night  Bedsheet will do it
flicks booger in random direction scans trajectory by sound
spray febreze on dirty clothes wear clothes again
saves girl from getting raped by convincing her
You wash the undies they're yours I only use them
gives son speech about good internet use you know the rest
No more toilet paper Alot more showErs
ehrmahfrog
Caramel Popcorn ball Lint roller
Go outside too much sun
wake up fap
Pinch tip pee further
Mom Walks in Removes Battery
try to maintain an erection while fapping realize you are almost 30 and have accomplished nothing... go back to playing video game
tries to get into memes too intellectual
can't tell if about to fart or shit self takes a chance
upgrade memes make them OP
So i hear you like mudkipz
sneezed and Can't tell if snot or food Eats anyway
Has girlfriend fap to other girls anyway
trip to mcdonalds full
Showers after fapping Faps in shower
tOO MUCH LITTER IN WEEKLY LITTER BOX CLEANINGS BUYS SECOND LITTER BOX
goes to savevid.com downloads every full music album he can find from youtube
Buy album on iTunes Philanthrope
you looking at me?
Out of clean towels dry hands on cat
Gets Drunk poops in bed!
scratches butt smells fingers in public
bud
identify with foul bachelor frog image don't upvote because then it will show in your history
no napkins with the pizza? good thing I'm wearing pants today
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Going to take a dump ahh lets take a snack
gets annoying credit card offers in mail save them
take shower at gf house fap into her shampoo bottle
niggas starring at me  dont get fapd
I dont always shower the end
Plans today: Smoke pot
have sex fap
Crumble on floor with snack shove it under the closet with feet
all underwear dirty free ball fore the next week
stupid guy posts disgusting memes  and it ruins my good thread which makes me so mad
monthly lava shit become supersaiyan
First i think to myself
can't find parking sets up base camp in trunk
Post bachelor frog on facebook family disowns you
discovers how to put home button on iphone screen quality of life doubles
wake up time for 4chan
1st FACEBOOk photo in your life TERRIFIED of becoming a  meme
Can I use your phone? Master reset it
take shit in shower stomp down drain
Claims he never slapped kids CastleVania
PAYS FOR CABLE STEALS TV EPISODES BECAUSE ITS EASIER
pARENTS PAY FOR CABLE STEALS TV EPISODES BECAUSE ITS EASIER
toilet is too far away pee in washbasin
Stove Top USed to store unread mail
looks at foul bachelor frog memes way too many relate to life
Hears parents having sex starts masturbating
no time to install vlc fap to people magazine
no toilet paper left jump in shower
Digs in belly button Smells finger
Nothing in fridge? harcore diet MODE!
friend falls asleep t-bag
Uses Internet exploRer Just for inPrivate browsing
fap fap again
I am... Lord of the flies Showering is for the weak
Eats fly SHit it's a bee
Scratches balls Smells fingers
Microwave Underwear Start a fire
friend offline fap
goes to gf house fap on her mother back home
got fever fap
can't remember gf birthday remember perfectly the first fap
Insert Reason To FAP
1)play skyrim  2)fap 3)repeat
NEEDS NEW PLATE PICKS UP 1 DIRTY PLATE FROM ROOM
Girl Coming over axe will get rid of crabs
parents go to sleep time to fap
read Foul Bachelor Frog memes think 'so true'
open up explorer forget what for
Getting tired of changing songs on youtube opens itunes and shuffles
Gets load on blanket flips it over
No Girlfriend? No reason to manscape
Not use articles in online speak 1-3 letters too much
get off computer and go to bed lay in bed and surf internet on phone
I'm looking for  accounts for brazzers
got some free time fap
got free time type 'weird part' on you tube
Goes to gym doesn't shower til next morning. 2 in 1 day is too many.
Forget to set sleep timer on tv have weird dreams
Finds Bachelorette Frog Would still hit that
Feels Dehydrated Water after fap
hangs yesterday's shirt over chair near window dry cleaned
home alone and need to take  a crap wont work until bathroom door locked
Rental bond? It's basically a non-refundable deposit
Actually uses dishwasher leaves clean dishes in it for a week
Blow load on towel use same towel to dry self off
pulls out booger during first date she wants to hug
has red bull
enter kitchen looking for shoes leave barefoot 900 calories later
FInished fapping pretend to go to the toilet
FINISH FAPPING PRETEND TO GO TO the toilet
all day
Foul bachelor Frog? More like Average Bachelor frog
MAking big life decision should probably masturbate first
Pinch the sack  And roll it
not sure if it's the right thing to say or just a foul bachelor frog
boogers behind furniture against wall
friends are coming i should take a shower
Eat two bowls of stale cereal Put box back in cupboard
Light bulb goes out stop using that room
Pick huge booger out of nose flick
drops pieces of cereal on the way to room Dogs food now
Burner Frog sez: Shit before you trip.
Started to work out in gym fap arm much stronger
wake up
Does something illegal and police do their job claims they're corrupt
Drink wine from the bottle too lazy to get a glass
Out of bread Tortilla sandwich
Wants to do google search angry has to take hands out of pants
girl says you're cute imagine life together
Girl can relate to Foul Bachelor Frog Doesn't change anything
Wake up first at sleepover masturbate until they wake up
What SMELLs? SCRATCH BUTHOLE TO VERIFY
new house has yard water plants fapping
LAUGHING AT FROGS AT WORK CAN'T DIVULGE WHY
LOST FARTING GAME ENJOYED IT
Lifted box yesterday too sore to get out of bed
His whole life can be summarized in one word FAP
4 hour fap session
shhhhhh! faps in session
built a fap station
bites nails eats them
scratches nuts smells it
read Foul Bachelorette Frog aroused
Finally showers to go to gym
Leftover Burrito in fridge went bad Microwave and fap into
go to disneyland ride the tram
over 9000 yards fapped
Types 'you' into the url Autocompletes 'youporn'
forgets quoting when confronting mfw
got 99 problems all computer related
NOT SURE IF THERES SOMEONE HOME BEFORE FAPPING YELL 'MOM'
consciously Egocentric too apathetic to change
Throw up try to determine flavor
Staring at facebook open another tab to check facebook
girl shows interest in you too much effort
sore wang from fapping too much what doesn't kill us makes us stronger
no girlfriend make memes all day
wake up use the shirt you went to bed with for the day
need to go to sleep
fap? girlfriend
parents coming back from 2 week trip 'i should clean the house'
video on omegle foul bachelor frogs galore
Make eye contact with random male Phaggot
food is expired for 3 years eat it anyway
Buys coffee CoffeE breath covers up morning breath
need to pee Brings laptop
has to pee brings laptop
scraps every last spaghetti-o out of can. period.
Sets Alarm to 10am wakes up at 3pm
Wake n' bake fap n' nap
mom's not here so tonight will be having roasted flies
work shoes got wet
write something on keyboard notice pubic hair
ran out of band-aids use duct tape instead
too lazy to do laundry buy cheap clothes from thrift store
girl coming over tidy room! ...can't find shirt. back the start
Made money off d3 ah? bangbros only a dollar
exam tomorrow? smoking and rapping all day long
sun is out close the curtains
Drying underwear sits on couch with no bottoms
Be A FROG Be Very A FroG
No TOILET PAPER Clean'S up with pillow cASE
look at this meme feel better about self
Wakes up in the morning looks for leftover chips for breakfast
Trash can is full Get bigger trash can
no fap 2012 fapped 453 times so far
out of shampoo add water to bottle and shake...more shampoo
LIKE 1 SONG TORRENT DISCOGRAPHY
cp thread 404s can leave for work now
TAKES BLURRY STORM PICTURES PLACE COPYRIGHT SYMBOL ON PIC AND POST ON FACEBOOK
Go without food all day quick piece of toast and back to facebook
Races with one hand faps with other
Once dated a girl for 7 years then she went to st. thomas
food is cold
i am MASTER FROG
At work all alone
at work all alone cant stop me now
read foul bachelor frog realize you are foul bachelor frog
washes feet with axe
THINK ABOUT Crush while Shitting
fingers tear through paper keep wiping anyway
Pees in shower not taking a shower
Run out of clean underwear wears them all again
bored fap
Iphone Passcode 1337
You fap you win
All jeans look the same Wear same jeans for two weeks straight
EXGF's birthday 'i'll fap to her today'
THERE ARE NO AVAILABLE RECORDS AT THIS TIME BROWSE FACEBOOK INSTEAD
give female coworker a ride home expect to get laid
yes women are smart... between divroce
Studying Dyspareunia Fap
Out of 'material' Hello Facebook summer photo albums
Facebook status says 'in a relationship' it must be official
someone will visit bath day
flies out to visit parents brings clothes to wash
flies out to visit parents brings laundry
Finds gf's used pad lube
I still know what you did last summer
tells you computer damages your eyes chats on his phone for 3 hours
12 days without fapping master of self discipline
not enough food in the room starve
Running out of clean underwear order online before you run out
nanji breaks his laptop cant use his own collection
NIGHT OF HARD DRINKING
loses something. checks under the bed. tissues. tissues. tissues.
knows difference between trap and tg should have been a lawyer
Community just started ADDS 2 GAMEMODES
fapped twice no more diet today
dedicated day to homework faps 2/3 of the day away
given instructions to heat in the oven for 20 minutes nukes it in the oven for 2 minutes
GIVEN INSTRUCTIONS TO HEAT IN THE OVEN FOR 20 MINUTES NUKES IT IN THE MICROWAVE FOR 2 MINUTES
opens incognito window feels safe
has homework to do spend time in creating memes in memegenerator
CAME TO WORK EARLY TO STUDY
FAP 3 times not going out tonight
breaks up with girlfriend pokes her on facebook every day
i thought my housemate wasn't home? quietly pull a tissue out of the box
science 8-4 nuff said
Take Huge Shit this must be what giving birth feels like
consider posting response decide to fap over a winch instead
Wife starts typing www panic!
coworkers wants to check your computer for a sec Delete all sent items from mailbox
does 10 mins of work rewards self with 30 mins on once'it
I Do exercise frequently And all I need is a tissue and internet
FAP BEFORE SEX STILL HAVE A PREMI
home alone fap
FAP INTO PAPER OF SADNESS
ReAlize all of the frog memes apply to you Fap
you will obey  hypnotoad
road trip fapping tourism
Type 'Tube' in webbrowser Youtube is not the top most visited site
Running low on tp at home Save shitting for at work
Gives wi-fi router on neighbor's birthday Free internet
12:07 p.m Early staRt
Get out of bed at 12:08 Early start
Shampoo
Brother is waiting for you to get out of bathroom Faps
submit 2% statics assignment reward self with 6 hours of league and eps
Eats toblerone in bed lols that it will look like shat the bed in the morning
eats toblerone in bed lols THAT IT WILL LOOK LIKE SHAT THE BED THE NEXT MORNING
colleague peeks on display meatspin.com
browser: Start typing 'you...' The internet knows me
I DO NOT GET DRUNK I GET AWESOME
I love friction... if you know what i mean
go to bed early at 1am
fINISHES SHITTING turns on faucet for roommates to hear
GETS CAUGHT POPPING DXM AT WAL-MART goes to jail tripping
Second  day of summer Masterbates too many times already
Drinks water out of cup Cup still clean
goes to supermarket
play videogame with attractive character models fap
Go onto MC ur power is bringing us down
Gets Laid twice goes home and masturbates
OUT OF KLEENEX FINALLY
need new workout find new fap position
Double Chocolate chip Muffin Breakfast of Kings
time of the month fap
pour too much cereal pick up some and put it back in box
messed up with A girl i like doenst matter
Didn't take a crap for 2 days Release the kraken
Slow internet? Hello
forgets about coffee
scratch pits sniff test
Drink Vodka Legit Cosmonaut
Life is a complete mess dev folder INDEXED and ORGANIZED
WORK for 10 Minutes
Hey i'm a cob
think about hot chick you saw that day... fap
Plunge Toilet with one hand
wake up in the afternoon immediately walk over to computer in undies.
AFTER INJECTING METH
saw this pic packing bags to go to rack city
girl replys to your comment spend half an hour searching her profile for a gonewild post
i updated my goal to bathe monthly
Multitasker fap and crap
CAN'T THINK OF MOVIE IDEA TAKE FROM OTHER MOVIES
Havn't fapped in ages 2 days
Shower for 30 minutes Don't wash
put on new underwear after shower taco fart
Freind can't come over mum made me clean room for no reason
live life feel nothing
clean sock lint from between toes smell fingers
Does a cycle of washing done housework for the week
Roommate took food hordes rest in hidden place
Promises never to hurt you Hurts you
open  wrong web browser in front of girl ninja reflexes hit 'x' button
--> wake up --> FAP --> Sleep --> life cycle
mEGAN! mAKE ME A SANDWICH!
buys tons of kleenex because its bikini season on facebook
Walk to libe in rain weekly shower complete
unexpected boner during school try to STEALTHILY flip it up under your belt
Has anyone watched the kony video? it's ribbeting
Discovered private navigation feel like having found a cure for cancer
remote out of batteries try to use the force
Toilet paper breaks Wipe this time
farts in bed goes under the covers to smell it
neat weather outside Play diablo 3 in shorts
COMPARES FAPPING RECORDS WITH ROOMMATES MVP
go to the gym
Makes fifi in a napkin corners are clean. twists them and picks nose
shit & fap at same time overachiever
get a job close sims 3 and fap
Reject reggaeton by repetitive rhythm listen drum and bass
wifi because we all have to go at some point
underwear has two sides for a reason
RAN OUT OF FORKS USE SPOON INSTEAD
not wasting water pissing in the sink
Free appetizers? 3-cours meal!
life changing exam learn one day before
has final exam tommorow spends 10% of time studying and other 90% asking people if there studying
do homework or take out trash? fap
fAPS into sock throws it down side of bed
5% Battery Left On Laptop TURBO FAP
Exhaust your right hand while playing baseball luckily you fap with the left one
be in shower forget you just masturbated
Run out of socks ...whats the problem?
febreze work shirt clean
formal speech? Sweatshirt and tie it is
Place TV 6 feet in front of the couch. set up computer on table
MORTIFIED
im gonna see... if i can make a song
Google chrome incognito mode
NO TOILET PAPER IN THE BATHROOM PLENTY OF COFFEE FILTERS IN THE KITCHEN
Faps feels disgusted after all
game of thrones all day
Fart in sleep Wake everyone but yourself
Facebook friend posts slutty photos new fap material
blow load in tissue
jumps onto bed first checks for cat later
takes shower in axe body spray
NEED TO TAKE SHIT
talks to girl once suddenly likes her
wake up with boner + numb hand jackpot!
Needs to wipe down sink after shaving. uses discarded boxers.
terrible puns in class
girlfriend of 3 years dumps you fap
bathroom is close kitchen sink is closer
GOT LAID TWICE IN ONE DAY FAPPED 3 times
HANGING OUT WITH FRIENDS HAVENT LEFT THE COMPUTER
Has sex with hot chick rewards self with fap
BUY LOCAL FOOD CAPTAIN PLANET
PARENT WAKLS IN WHILE FAPPING SCROLL TO BOTTOM OF THE PAGE FOR 5 MINS.
FELIZ DOMINGO
Defrag hard drive quality of life significantly improved
eXTENSıon One CanNOT sımply do ıt
Fap Fap Again
Eat a frog tastes like chicken they say
i Have the weirdest boner right now
sleep for several hours in afternoon reward with overnight internet
takes a shit toilet water splashes on butt cheeks
fap with right hand  uses left hand the rest of the day
learns that fapping shortens life span faps anyway
internets down i have a smart phone
drops ice cube on the floor fap
feels like fapping takes a quick shit
getting licked by desperate drug addict fap
gonna type something into 4chan better add lots of swearing
the moment when you realise this is mesut ozil's face
Takes gmm for a few months Act like professional Stock traders
exam on monday slack off until sunday 10:30 PM
Gets back too much change Keeps it
Changing clothes for school... FAP!
Hot girls are wearing skimpy outfits Don't care that I didn't wear dark sunglasses
Fapping in shower use hair grease as lube
Out of Hot Dogs BUns USes Sliced BRead
line for the bathroom too long at a party pee in the sink
Frog head Multiple shades of green in the background
sit on hand FAP
sit on hand fap
will you marry me?
stay with me so i don't fap to death
No food in CupboArd That i can be arsed to cook
finds Foul Bachelorette Frog falls in love
MORNING wood  morning fap
Oh
bedroom floor littered with used tissues doesn't have a cold
sad fap
Told to Clean room 'The dust will become sentient
'bake for 35 minutes' microwave for 2 minutes.
No clean towels Use old socks/underwear
Cant figure out why sink isnt coming on realize its not automatic
polta savut kaikki tiet&#228;&#228;
No toilet paper  uses long ass tongue instead
ir a la casa de una amiga robarle un calzon
My sleeping shirt? That one I always got on me
parents catch you humping the floor tell them you're reaching under the bed
Once Took A Shit And Then FLushed the toilet
feeling hungry faps
WIN+R TYPE MSPAINT FEEL LIKE GEEK
Dies in Call of Duty blame friend
Eat enough sugar to kill a horse every weekend
Friends door is locked must be jerkin it
Wakes up after birthday party
fap to traps feel dirty
tacos for dinner? blood in stool
YOU READY FOR SOME ULTIMATE FROGGER??
Reads dolan comic laughs uncontrollably
facebook may as well be called fapbook
Hungry fap salad
i only date girls that eat meat
cba spending time with gf poke her on facebook
Drop napkin wipe hands on pants
Blow LoaD
pop huge zit examine what was squeezed out
tries to post kony pun posts nudes accidentally.
FAP JUST BECAUSE
Find candy on the floor dinner
Wear flip flops every day don&#180;t give a *uck about toenails mother*ucker
dip in ranch good as new
Motivation booooooost need more coffee
buys new milk
faps to girls facebook photos share them
dirt on the floor cover it with a rug
schreibt 1337 mit r&#246;mischen ziffern denkt es w&#228;r cool
regret addiction to cs and lose social life still play cs
see bird wow
go to wc with laptop shit for 3 hours
Get in shower smelling like B.O.; Fart after few seconds in shower can't bear odor combo; have to leave shower for breath of fresh air
yaaaaa big foig
Has good dream Faps for a week on that dream
read foul bachelorette frog ruins desire to fap for the night
100% SWEDE TALK LIKE ARAB
once a fapper always a fapper!
more than 2 people at one sleepover fap festival
dapper dan? fapper fran!
walk into bath & body works with girlfriend accidently call it fapcream
itch between balls and inner leg smell finger
lecture cancelled fap
drapes closed on a sunny day turn on computer for light
Pull detritus from behind nail Not sure if cheese or earwax
pick nose why tissue when I have my trousers on?
HOME ALONE FAP WITH DOOR OPEN AT MAX VOLUME
goes to zoo
sir fap-a-lot
10 hours study 11 faps
happy faplentines day
RELATES TO EVERY SINGLE FROG TO LAZY TO THINK UP OWN ONE
the awkward moment  when you've seen every image on DAMN lol
spend 10 minutes finding decent video fap for 2 minutes
FLATMATES COMPLAIN ABOUT YOUR DIRTY PLATES LEAVE THEM IN ROOM INSTEAD
sour-milk smell in fridge micro-civilization in yoghurt
February 28th Dlc Cant wait that long
make to-do list sleep
get roll of quarters for laundry use it all in snack machine at work
dont got money for food still got some for beer
Laugh like a maniac on xbox360 notice your mic is on
bored FAP
No fap February? MOar fap february.
blinds are open hide and fap in the corner
on one hand
JUSt one video before sleep watch the entire playlist
cleans room still can't see floor
dirty laundry covers in body spray
arschloch rei&#223;t beim schei&#223;en ein bepanthen auf die rosette schmieren
VERY TIRED
Out of deoderant  use soap bar intead
Bathroom at work Fap
hit it and ribbit
watches ufc stream then reports
Blows nose into used fapkins
gets high faps
rub out a giggity with one hand eat pizza with the other.  now switch
bed time fap time
Time for bed Time for a fap
fap at dartboard across room don't stop until you hit the bullseye
realize film professor says 'juxtaposition' too much drinking game.
realize film professor says 'juxtaposition' too much drinking game.
Realizes all memes about him are true doesn't change a damn thing
wikipedia live again fap
PEDOBEAR's grampa lives next door Demonstrate Fapping
Walk out of bathroom. See no one around Leave without washing hands.
Took vaginal bleeding KBIT
feels sad better after fap
buy swiffer dusters only use on monitor
buy bb gun shoot at own possessions
Just Rained carwash
fell in vat of black tar feel like ninja
get a black belt in karate feel like ninja
buy fancy swiffer mop with electric pump never use
friends make impromptu decision to watch movies
fapped too hard now it's broken
KiSS Bakakili!
WAKE UP BEAT OFF
I smoke weed on a baily dasis
Scratch balls Smell nails
thinks hot pocket and artisan focaccia belong in the same sentence
house full of garbage atleast i can move
bored in the shower decides to fap
42 hours of sleep in past 3 days sleep until 4pm next day
Bored and hungry fap and make food
puts stars and bars in his bedroom window
scraped pipe yesterday
Hey YOU! Yes you.... Lick me!!!
TAKE DUMP GET SHIT ON FINGERS WIPE HAND ON WALL
my balls smell like wendy's
fap into a sock Wears Next day
Hears mom and dad having sex faps
time to clean when i move out
Masturbating to a video of a girl masturbating Fap-Ception
Run Out Of Ramen Noodles Just Eat Hot Sauce
No milk? Chocolate milk on cereal it is
shakes with fapping hand
First date in 8 months Better shave pubes
GET OUT OF SHOWER Relieved but not cleaN
durchmachen wollen um wieder in den rhythmus zu kommen um 10 uhr morgens einschlafen
to everything       fap fap fap there is a season             fap fap fap
i could do this for days
Hard Nipples Look 10lbs lighter
i am sofa king funny
that'll do frog
Forgets razor  uses his friends
don't know how to use own character in an image fail five times then fap
hey what do you see
to everything - fap
pizza is a vegetable? so are pringles
fapping the cause of
live to fap fap to live
live to fap fap to live
live to fap fap to live
verne troyer sex tape fap
Move out of appartment first time vacuuming
Meticulously create Tweet Get Retweeted by              Cale Mckee
has fap during work cums on pants
Bah! Humbug
needs to shit faps instead
fappy birthday to me
fap at work get paid instead of laid
DO IT I DARE YOU
MICHELE BACHMANN FAP
donde es la fiesta? Pollitos sin grasa!
lazor sword in mind am master
doesn't own  toothbrush technology
composes funny bachelor frog too many to know if it's already been done
does nothing for me fap anyway
sarlacc pit epic fap
wash my face? it will just get dirty again
door knocks while fapping Need a moment
macht memewar gegen freund realisiert
friend was posting meme about a accepted challenge doesnt matter
Wipes balls with wash cloth time to clean face
mouthwash fixes everything
loves avgn pirates android app
doesn't own  toothbrush technology
Take shower put on same clothes as yesterday
going to the bathroom after a  night out just to wipe
ran out of toothpaste mouthwash is good enough
fap fap dry hands by waving them through the air
fap fap
leftover margarita salt? tABLE SALT
syntax error
moldy bottled water drink anyway
sorry no presents this year santa's busy fapping
in class fap
eat poptart feel healthy
goes to school without making the morning shit  holds it in all day
Garbage full Buy new garbage can
Kiss me i'm fapish
Sit in chair smell ruins chair
LAST DAY OF SCHOOL SITTING AT HOME
HOCKING UP HUGE SINUS INFECTION LUNGER NOWHERE TO SPIT
fap nap fap nap fap nap fap nap fap nap power fap napping
go to bathroom in underwear wash
cba to move cba to live
generate new meme think for hours
Out of mayo ...nvr mind
town is shit go again next week
Gets blatantly drunk shits pants then passes out
find low calorie ice cream bars eat entire box
clean out front seat of car fill whole trash bag
EVERYBODY KNOWS IF PACKAGES ARENT DELIVERED
overencumbered faps
Put on fresh shirt - ehh
Start Firefox private browsing
Make Facebook for Right HAnd Change Relationship Status
hypno toad
OUT OF TISSUES SOCK
It's been 10 days since the last one contemplate Taking a shower
wake up pornnnnnnnnnnnnn
date night coinstar
learns that fapping shortens life span faps anyway
geting high BEFORE cHRISTMAS PARTY uNABLE TO ATTEND THE LOCATION AFTER
two foot pile of clothes in bathroom- foot stool.
awkward moment? play on smartphone.
'OH
Went swimming Cancel this week's shower time
set coffee timer for 2:30PM wake up & reheat 2 hrs later
NEED TO POO INMEDIATLY AN EPIC QUEST FOR NDS/PSP BEGINS
akkurat vasket badet m&#229; p&#229; do rett etterp&#229;
Out of SHirts borrow Roommate's
Just ripped off some dude in tf2 for all his hats idgaf i have hats now
MOTHER ASKS FOR MONEY LOST ALL IN ONLINE POKER
hang stock photo Feel sophisticated
internet goes down end of the world
get atheletes foot garden your toes
I am bored. Lets fap !
forgot lenses shit
HAVING FRIENDS STOP WHEN THEY GET MAD OVER NOTHING
corn and mashed potatoes not mixed? blasphemy
do girl in ass use hemorrhoid as stopping point
friends waiting for 15 minutes still takes a sh*t before leaving
Having trouble shaving pubes ive grown quite fond of them
UPDATED ADDRESS ON R&#201;SUM&#201; FAP BREAK
Had genious FBF cant remember it
Can't change the page Too anxious to take away cursor from escape button
Masterbating on iphone Facebook notifcation from mom
TWO FULL PACKS OF ROLLING PAPERS??? UNPRECEDENTED PROSPERITY!!!
ATTEND CLASS WITH A LAPTOP SIT ON FACEBOOK
Just 5 inches of toilet paper left? Fold it
I can work with that Starts fapping
have loving family
santa claus is not russian
FACEBOOK OFFLINE MODE I HAVE A LIFE
GIRL TALKS TO ME ON FACEBOOK NEEDS HELP DOWNLOADING TWILIGHT
darling
New show ? New career choice
Fart blame friend
booger on finger
deodorant the Shower in a Can
No more toilet paper Used Roommates Towel instead
No more toilet paper Used Rommates Towel instead
No more toilet paper Used Roomates towel instead
MOM make me a sandwich
forced a meme realises its stupid
No Q-Tips Use Other end of pen
Forget to dry socks? Cut up old t-shirt
Apocylpse? *Fap Fap fap*
get ready to do school work spend whole time sharpening pencil
crush ends after sex so much for true love
Brushing teeth
wird als streber beleidigt findet das nicht cool
Has boner during wrestling practice walk around like a boss
See automatic facebook login make frog meme in incognito tab
sees female frog does her froggy style
merke
emily mag neue frisur schneide haare ab und setze einen hut auf
frosch meme wirkt nicht mehr  wechsle frisur
emily sagt
bekomme ein like f&#252;r dein meme versuche das gleiche meme zu machen
hat es geschafft tanya auf ihre seite zu ziehen muss off
sehe
Bathroom too far need to wash socks anyway
Says he want to hang out wont go unless we're eating
Extra hour online tonight
Flikka  de likka
read repost through to second line FUUUUUUUUUU
smoke cigarette take stairs to cancel effect
sehe
GETS A CALL FROM MUM MID-FAPPING COMPLETES CONVERSATIONS WITH OUT MISSING A FAP
funny pics thread reached 20.000 posts feel proud of having contributed
Caught FAPPING Can't stop talking like an adult
wakes up early starts studying for test
power goes out burn books for light
fap into underwear and go to bed jock itch
last tenga... reuse 3 times.
SHAVES pubes in shower doesn't wash razor
Practice balrog/bison matchup for 2 hours Lose in thirty seconds
Work on weekend Hangover
Tries to make money face Picture has no money
MOSQUITOES INVADE RICE UNIVERSITY CAMPUS DINNER
watched 3000 times 'the social network' looks in script every day anyway
lade schwestern zum chinesisch essen ein sie bezahlen
I like purple sup?
can't go out meet womenz too busy eating 1l icecream outta the bucket
Drives home after one beer two hours ago drunk driving sensei
Checking zero punctuation every wednesday at 12pm unemployed
herra k&#228;dell&#228;si
Watches rocky feels guilty
andar con boxer sueltos se te para minutos antes de recreo
create small amount of garbage Stuff inside of whatever you're sitting on
Vomit in trashcan stand on it to keep from spilling on beer
3rd day of leftover spaghetti Put ranch on it
PAY FOR TACO BELL IN QUARTERS HOPE THEY DON'T NOTICE HOW WARM THEY ARE
order a large pizza eat it all of it myself
impossible captcha guess im not posting.
Wins contest makes girlfriend carry trophy.
Plan to cook mr.noodles eat raw instead
get drunk complain about girls
on opiates feel normal for 4 hours
WAKE UP AT CRACK OF DAWN stay in bed until noon
Get ketchup on pants use pants as napkin for rest of meal
Last night's pizza? THis afternoon's breakfast.
Too tired to fap before bed better pull double shift tomorrow
ROOMMATES GONE FOR THE WEEKEND EAT SMALL AMOUNTS OF ALL THEIR FOOD
clean bathroom once a year don't see the problem
kitchen smells horrible drown it in febreeze
work out postpone shower
About to fap ready the cumrag
it's christmas spend 12-9 pm with family
have dreams follow them
Someone borrows laptop panic
not your computer? open incognito window
Hot girl passes by come up with something to say when it is too late
think of idea to get laughs get out of bed to make into foul bachelor frog
Wait til roomate falls asleep Fap
call friend alcohoLIC GET BLACK OUT DRUNK DAILY
get free pen at orientation use all year
Big green sponge I used to clean the toilet with is sitting in the kitchen sink. Roommate did the dishes earlier.
OSCILLATING FAN ENCRUSTED WITH FILTH AIR PURIFIER
Cut my frog into pieces this is my lab report
HOME ALONE? BONG
wake up before noon LONGEST DAY EVER
'Test was mad easy
No bowls glass of cerial
night before midterm get wasted
playing mw2 against randoms who owns you leave them
FAP FOR 5 HOURS WIPE BLOOD AND FAP
HOT GIRL WALKS INTO STUDY HALL FAP INTO DESK
Fall asleep with laptop on bed try not to move
parents enter room Fap harder
watch dexter get hungry during intro
Grab somebody Sexy tell 'em  get in the van
trash still in the kitchen Wait for roommates
TRY AND SELL MANHOLE COVER END UP THROWING IT OUT  WHILE DRIVING ON THE HIGHWAY AFTER COPS WERE CALLED
GOT KICKED OUT
Do i need to fart
dentist asks when you last flossed your teeth when you did last year
3 TBSP Peanut Butter Brunch of Champions
sits at home fapping to drunk girls pissing wonder why i never get laid
Goes to Mexico Emerges unscathed
Gets out of the shower needs to take a shit
ICE WET NEED IT DRY? PUT MORE WATER ON IT!
roomates leave fap
27 'INSUFFICIENT FUNDS' EMAILS DELETE
company coming
meno vitun  bulbabasur
FAP make you deaf still fapping 'cause you don't understand
Bored at night Walmart time!
get advice from stanley hudson shove it up your butt
PIE PLATES? PLATE PLATES.
Bus Tokens Please
Wanna justify somethin'? Use Axiom of choice
Find 200 tons of silver fap
Have  to shit sit on foot
pick up sock for fapping... ...covered in pubes
cell phone dies go home
Rib Ouch
Dude are your lights on? nope
5 Am Lunch Time
out of toilet paper
Have Salad Drown it in Ranch
nots sure if shart or swamp ass
take laundry out of dryer 3 days later put back in
adult theme movie both adults wearing underwear in bed
Shit Twice Wipe Once
need to clean house
good morning america comes on fall asleep
wake up in class rooms empty
HEADSET WIRE GOES UNDER THE OFFICE CHAIR WHEEL CONTINUOUS REGARDLESS
Mara green thread? i wasn't planning on falling inlove today.
bLOW LOAD ASK MOM TO LEAVE
IN MOTEL
Make a list of things to do go to sleep
every girl at party says they're 17 oh
out of condoms clingfilm/rubberband
Need to clean house
LOSE CASHCARD LIVE WITHOUT
Prepare to fap many times fap once
ambidextrous? Only when i masterbate
Half gram of m1 JAck off for 8 hours w g/f in room
Fails Job Interview SHowered for Nothing
Don't take a shower Use COMPUTER ALL DAY
GO TO TOILET FOR SHIT WASH HANDS BEFORE
last orders find after party
Sleepy sniff dem armpit
Google chrom INCOGNITO window  fap 90% worry free
Havent showered in a month fascinated by dirty dead skin
All day all night
Needs a fork use fingers
Lightbulb went out guess i'll be eating in the dark tonight
only drink water never need to wash cup
Having a beer and a cigarette While taking a shit
NEED NEW WAYS TO MAKE PEOPLE MAD AT US FACTIONS GOTTA GO!
eat apple gums hurt!
revealing pic removed from imgur for being inaproppriate opens browser history
Take glorious Dump... Post-Partum Depression.
Hear bird outside window ray mears
moat of trash around my computer desk
almost went to the mariners game phew
snort a line... fall over while already sat down
scan /b/ before sleep for fbf thread none found
entire left side of body suddenly goes numb SLEEP IT OFF
trim pubes with scissors magical floating island
Make double batch of kd at noon finish at 6AM
y u no spell  brittany right?!
found no bueno meme fapped on it
Add hot girl on facebook feel like a boss
keep empty pop can at computer desk professional booger collector
juicebox expired 5 months ago still tastes okay
Finish fapping.. CLose ALL the tabs!
roommate&#180;s day to wash the dishes  Use all the plates
Click all The elevator buttons
make all the shitty memes
Create A meme account upvote all the memes!!!
IMAGINE ALL THE PEOPLE!
Fail All The Midterms
Destroy All the horcruxs
SOPA ? DOWNLOAD ALL THE INTERNET
pop all the bubblewrap!
Discover new band or artist download all songs!
Shit All the bricks!
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read all the memes!
Just taken bath salts eat all the faces!
flux all the capacitors!
REFUSE ALL THE FACEBOOK APP REQUESTS
avoid all the work
INSULT ALL THE RELIGIONS
procrastinate all the homework!
some singer dies listen to all the songs
Forgot all infromations
Survive all The apocalypses
KONY Take bieber
foster all the people
BORED BROWSE ALL THE MEMES!
like 1 episode from a series download all the seasons!
Masturbate all the time!!!!!!!
74th hunger games kill all the tributes
stay up All night
At the bar  order all the beer
hate all people
play all the skyrim!
hide all the evidence!
AdHd: Do all the Things!!!
blame all the arabs!
eat  all the candy!
Flourine TAKE ALL THE ELECTRONS!!!!!!!!
Commercials in cinema eat all the popcorn!
Boobies
Sleep ALL the day
DRINK ALL THE ALCOHOL
rank all the memes
avoid all the bieber fans
catch all the magikarps
DISLIKE ALL THE REPOSTS
kill  all the walkers!
Michael Bay Movies Explode All the people
burn all the twilight books
SING ON ALL ITEMS THAT LOOK LIKE MICROPHONES IN HOUSEHOLD
Flip All THE SHITS
CANONIZE ALL THE POPES
scan All the things
scare all the pigeons
Playing fifa 12- injure all the players!!!
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watch all the british shows!
UPVOTE ALL YOUR OWN memes
shit in all the toilets
delete  all the history
Day after eASTER CANDY SALE bUY ALL THE CADBURY EGGS!
Coach Isn't here Play all the girly music
spend all the money
IN ELEVATOR PUSH ALL THE BUTTONS
All the houses in the neighborhood are dark set off all the fireworks
discovered meme generator make everything a meme!
Put cheese on All the tHings!!
Learn all the languages
Fail All the midterms
i like all the pictures!
WATCH SAD COMMERCIAL sPONSOR ALL THE CHILDREN!!!
Clear All the browser history
feel ALL THE FEELINGS
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fail all the finals
belong to us all your base
Go to a pizza buffet Eat all the pizza
laugh at all the memes
PLAYING VIDEO GAMES TAKE ALL THE UNNECESSARY ROUTES!!!
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kill all the infidels!
sterotype all the asians
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Bang All the drums
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EAT aLL tHE sAMPLES!!!!
Mix  ALl the chemicals
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Eat all the skittles
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Lick All The Things!
take all the free food
eat all the nutella
kill all the tributes!!!
buy all the kitties
shoot arrows  in all the knees!!!!
eat ALL The  sushi
bathe all the monkeys
GET ALL likes on facebook
bruce all mighty
destroy all the humans
kill all the rich
free all the slaves
Sing All the frozen!
DIVE all of the turrets
TRANSMIT ON ALL THE WAVELENGTHS!
imagine all the people
READ ALL THE MEMES
Reblog All tumblr posts
burn all the witches
GENERATE all the memes
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Kill All The Everybodys
STEAL EVERYTHING! DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING STILL SOPA-FREE INTERNET!
eat all the pizza !
thank you For all the birthday wishes!
eat all the candy
plays assassin's creed III pet all the animals!
Fail all the exams
christian college block all the websites!
New 1 TB external hard drive download all the animes!
Nothing to do this weekend? Watch all the firefly
Find love In all the wrong places!
repost all the memes
Emerald
Connect all the internets!
Study all the things
Sleep in all the lectures
LOVE ALL THE JEWS
Document all the things!
write boner on all the one dollar bills
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smoke all the weed
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ALLOCATE ALL THE MEMORY
GO TO ALL THE CONCERTS!
going to ikea... Eat all the meatballs!
ATTEND all the events
burn all the coursework
fap to all the girls!
i am winning all the sports
become a directioner ship all the bromances!!!
collect all the pennies
Probe? Pull all the drones!
Declare All the majors!
Finds All the waldos
press all the buttons!
found memegenerator.net create all the memes!!
/lowercase/ /all the memes!/
Cut  All the crap!!!
burn  allthe twilight movies
police on strike commit all the crimes
French toast for dinner!!
computer frozen? press all of the buttons
eat all the noodles
season 5 of jersey shore premiered today kill ALL the braincells
take all the arrows in the knee
Ban All the Scammers
Eat... all the oreos!!!
SMOKE  ALL THE WEED!
Emma comes home ALL THE EXCITEMENT
Finished semester Burn all your notes
buy all the things!
WATCH  ALL OF YOUTUBES
record all the episodes!
Drink All the Alcohols
i'm bored... eat all the foods
Try all the starbucks drinks
Apply to all the jobs!
PLAY ALL THE GAMES
eat all the potatoes
kony 2012 share all the links!!
extended weekend off time to make one of ALL the memes!
SINK ALL THE SHIPS
argue with all the christians
Diablo 3 pick up all the things!!!
facebook bought instagram delete all the accounts!
use all the kleenex!
playing grand theft auto kill all the people
forgot all the homeworks
Library too hot? open all the doors!
Teacher LEAVES ROOM IN TEST COPY ALL THE ANSWERS
sing all the karaoke
12am on 2012 Kiss all the boys or girls or the tramps
LOSE all the holiday weight
confirmed grad trip to tokyo eat all the ramen!!!!
hold all the doors open
Solve All THE PROBLEMS!!!
uncensor all  the internetz
My cleaning lady ate ALL the jelly beans!!!
blaze  all the trails
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Get All the polish brands
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WATCH ALL THE MOVIES!
Next touhou game? all the characters!
Repeal All the Dodd-Franks!
kill all the bills
KILL ALL THE ASIAN CARP
WHO's my crush? all asians on youtube
upvote all my own memes
FUND ALL THE GAMES!!!
privatize all the roads!
go on reddit upvote all the things!
ACE ALL THE FINALS
Fail all the tests!
get in airplane for first time press all the buttons
WRITE ALL THE PAPERS FAIL ALL THE MIDTERMS
sing on all items that look like microphones in the household
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rsum send to all THE companies!!!
Raise All the monies!!!
stalk all  The new friends on Facebook
memorize all the glycolysis
Graduation in Gym? Protest all of the things!!
Do ALL THE WORK
oh you have a boyfriend? stalk all the pictures!
MARDI GRAS SEE ALL THE BOOBIES!!!
EAT ALL THE CARBS
Revive all the threads
ban all the internet censorship!
get to listen to music while running mile? Download all the k-pop
Brush all the hair!
Do all the laundry!
Lick all the buttholes!
RAID ALL THE CUPBOARDS
LIKE ALL THE COMMENTS!!
fail all the exams
Steal ALL The KILLS
SAMPLE all the  things
teacher leaves class room yell ALL the curses
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click all the spam links
get all the vegetables at subway
CLOSE ALL THE TABS
KNOwledge is for all the people! consume. produce. share
all sandwiches are mine
enjoy all the painkillers
2 fridges? stash all the beer
Cosplay all the characters
Plays CIVILIZATION 5 and gets nukes NUKE ALL THE THINGS!!!
KOS ALL THE THINGS!
buy all  the lottery tickets
sign all the things
I ate all the donuts
I now have time to complete all the assignments!
take all the pills!
patent  all your memes!
Prolong all the deadlines
Forget all The Things!
World CUP 2014 Watch ALL 64 MATCHES
Eat all the popcorn
EAT ALL THE SNOWFLAKES
i will fail all the midterms!
ALL THE TOAST!!!
say all the sorry's
Uses all the toliet paper!
read all the memes
I'm bored time to make memes!
poison all the consumers
BUY ALL The mason jars!
hahah I pooped my pants
RIDE ALL THE RIDES
Buy all the pink envelopes!
Clear  All the jelly!
LOVE ALL THE THINGS 80's
Find All the memes!!
Eat all bacoooon
What do we want?
drink all the alcohol
mapreduce all the things
Get All the chapel credits!
PASS ALL THE EXAMS!
do none of the work!
Rootcause All the problems
Chi siamo noi? Browser
Memegenerator.com is back up alert all the people who meme!
we must Mobilize... all the sites!!!
YAY HAPPY NEW YEAR AND FOR THE SHLEW OF UPCOMING MEMES
KILL  ALL THE THINGS
Apply to All the internships
A shooting happens Ban all the things!
Got some time DO all the math homwork!!!
Let's spend 50000 €  on free giftcards!
When do we want it?
Travel to all the places!
Thanks for your attention NAYIBE  TEACHER AND COMPANIONS ENVIRONMENTAL
#HASH #all #the #words
Draw All The art
Buy all the Twinkies!
Like all the posts!!!
Sell all the black capes
sue all the doctors
Make a meme Of all the things
Kill all the languages
Steal all the shoes.
I make sure i use all the memes
adopt kids from all nationalities
Buy All  the jumpers
MEET ALL THE NEW PEOPLE
DEVOUR ALL THE BACON!
Write ALL  the collab fics
love all the ponies
get expelled from all the schools!
Kiss All the banks!
Go over all the times!
Facebook is like all the things!
BUY ALL THE CELICAS
Shed all the tears!
pokemon gotta catch 'em all
FrIEND'S BIRTHDAY TODAY EAT ALL THE CAKE
SMITE ALL THE THINGS
krillin died again? collect all the dragonballs!
on my peroid? Eat all the food!
go into salt mine lick all the walls!
TALK ALL THE SHIT
Civilian Contol of the military? Fire all the warheads!
Drink ALL THE  DIET DR. PEPPER
SHIT ALL THE TIME
bike all the night
Bring all the sharpies
needs one napkin takes all the napkins
GATHERING ALL THE PHONE NUMBERS
take away homes from  all of the young people
Hear about new social media Invite all the COLLEAGUES
Criticize All the changes!
FIeld Trip? SKIP ALL THE CLASSES!!!!
Sing all the songs in church
Buy all the songs that I acquired illegally
Celebrate All the annerversaries
Guess all the cellular automata questions!
twitter
Germany Highway no speed limits!!!
Buy all Teh TRERKS
Kill All the people!
do all the coding and design by myself
BEAT all the dodgers!
7th time fapping today still blew
Heal All the sick babies!
Bored Talk to all the random people
BRING ALL THE FORKS TO MICHELLE
Shave all the parts
KILL... ALL THE FOAMERS!
BOOTSTRAP ALL THE THINGS
prepare all anuses
watch all the brazzers
Learn ALL the keyboard shortcuts
Exams Approaching... Read all the books!
get really drunk at work party sexually harass all workmates
go to all the concerts
Pluck all the hairs
WATCH ALL THE OLYMPICS
hack all the ips
mix together All the soda
Playing bioshock  search all the bodies!!
Burn all Justin Bieber fans
Celebrate all the anniversaries
freedom exams end
DISLIKE ALL THE FOOTBALL POSTS
Checkmate ALL The People!
pizza
Catch all the pokemon
bE THE ONLY ADMIN ONLINE KILL ALL THE HACKERS
write an ESSAY WITH SPECIFIED NUMBER OF WORDS? ELIMINATE ALL THE CONTRACTIONS!
done with finals burn all the books!!
Throw Away All the crap!
think all the time
Bath Salts eat all the faces
Game of thrones S2E7 kill all the greyjoy
memset all the buffers!
DONNA SUMMER DIES BUY ALL THE ALBUMS!
list all the Types
FAIL aLL THE CLASSES
eat all the fig newtons!
people are laughing for no reason in class tell all the jokes
walk into candy store all the candies
PWN ALL THE NOOBS
pull  all nighters all week long
collect all the stickers
make all the ap chem memes
pets All the animals
DOUCHE ALL THE TIME
neuter all the cats!
FORCE FEED ALL THE GEESE!
clean up all the mess
a kid in your class has a cold use all the tissues!
INVITE ALL THE BITCHES!
Take his V-Card Teach him all the things!
play pokemon all the day !
eat all the weed!
Increase All the saturation
ANONYMOUS SABOTAGE ALL THE INTERNET!
BITTORRENT SEED ALL THE DOWNLOADS!
PAINT ALL THE THINGS YELLOW!
The doctor kill all the daleks
reblog all the pulp fiction
Flip all the tables!
cry all the tears
Drink all the antifreeze
hit all the walls
HACKERS INBOUND FIRewall everything
My milshake brings all the boys to the yard
derail all the news feeds
touch all the penises
SHOOT ALL THE AMMO
PRICILLA LOVES YOU SO MUCH ALFIANO SUTIANTO
Sisterzone all the girls i hang out with
Just found out about a sweet tv show watch all the episodes!
Learn all the abdomen!
FIRST YEAR STUDENTS DOWNLOAD ALL THE LECTURE NOTES!
sample all the wines
WORK at asia make all the money
Refuse ALL the transvaginal ultrasounds
got my period eat all the chocolate
LOSE ALL THE COPIES OF AGE OF KINGS
today lets go to lonavala
mix all the flavours
LISTEN all gorillaz songs
Understand All the memes
Buy  all the band merch
Just got back from camp like All the statuses
boycott all the endings
IGNORE ALL THE ARGUMENT
meme all the things
Go all the days!!!
CONCATENATE ALLOFTHESTRINGS
advanced uav find them all!
playing mortal kombat hit all the buttons
EAT ALL the cakes!!!
falls down a mountain break all the bones!!!
REBLOG ALL the nagron gifs!
Activate all the lodestones!
EXPLAIN ALL the memes
save all the ugandans we don't need help-sincerely
Misuse all the memes
FIND ALL THE CODES
freeze all the perishables!!
snort all the cocaine
GMail all the females!
i HAVE A QUESTION
change all the passwords
OPEN all the borwser tabs
Pin all the 'terests!
kill all humans!
Save All the children
BALANCE  ALL THE THINGS!
INTERNET PROVIDER SPEEDS UP DOWNLOAD SPEED DOWNLOAD THE WHOLE INTERNET!
Henry Viii Kill all the wives
masturbate! constantly!
MOVE ALL THE SERVERS
burn all the boats
No  School
FORGOT ALL THE THEORIES
SIRLOIN STOCKADE BUFFET EAT ALL THE MEAT!!!
Goes to BHS Dog Pound and eat all the cookies!
MAKE ALL THE SNOWMANS
Tomorrow justin biebers' birthday close all the bakeries
fap all day
eat ALL the carbs
Eat all the mango!
double all the espressos
Eliminate  All the freedoms
fall down all the stairs
(playng minecraft) PLACE ALL THE BLOX!!!!
eat all the cookies!
goes to bar drink all the beers!
Accept ALL THE CHALLENGES!
eat all the sushi
steal all the bikes!      .
Take up all the common room seats
morning traffic stop all the cars!
Find new favourite anime pairing? read all the fanfics!
do all the shifts!!!
Meanwhile 5 minutes before tesco closes... buy all the things!!!!
EAt all the banaNa bread
HAVE all of the ladyboners
Im gonna make out with All the boys
LOCK all the doors
Gays being homophobic? out all the gays!!!!!
Late in the night! Spel alll teh wodr rong!
Push all the elevator buttons
Drink all the coffee
Buy all the Wards
Bone ALL the bitches
pachanga to all the songs
read all of the pages
PIN all the things!
battle on facebook? defend all the family!
SNUGGLE ALL THE KITTENS
Roll up the rim to win? drink all the coffee!!!
friend farts in your room use all the febreeze
SPIKE ALL THE DRINKS
DELEGATE ALL THE JOBS!
Do away with All the stereotypes!
Adele wins ALL THE GRAMMYS
CLAIM ALL THE WALL
sopa/acta kill all the democracy
Collect All THE LINT
Share all 9gag posts on facebook
fap all the days
Take arrows in all the knees!
Go home And eat all the brownies!
Safe all the internet
pee on all the things
whitney houston dies change all your statuses!!!!!!!
Pizza SAmples?? Eat All The Samples!
EAT ALL GABYS COOKIES
what the hell am i holding
evan all mighty!
TO  WIKIPEDIA
EAT ALL THE CAKE
Give all the tips!
Choke all the people
Kill ALL the spammers!
Capitalize All the nouns!
cancel all THE FLIGHTS!
meme-themed pub crawl? drink all the things!
Learn all the physics Re-learn all the physics
Eat all the Cookies!!
invade all the usa
eat all the Icecream
open all the virus
LIKE ALL THE PICTURES!
I FIGURED OUT THE MEANING OF LIFE EAT ALL HOES...wait
its hot TAKE OFF ALL MY CLOTHES
edit ALL the admission essays!
dOWNLOAD ALL THE THINGS BEFORE SOPA COMES
burn all the books
DDos all the .gov's
Niall Likes girls who eat lots of food Eat ALL the food !
SELL ME ALL THE SMOKES
Hug EVERY CAT
Clean all the flat
fart all the time
kill all the annoying people in chem class
Smoke all the cigarettes!
WEAR ALL TIN FOIL HATS
DESTROY ALL  JUSTIN BEABER ALBUMS
upload all the pics
RJ Open all of the profiles!
invite all the redditors
Want a  Boyfriend Friendzone all the guys
SCREW ALL THE PROJECTS
learn all the derivations!
Date all the match.com guys
New year? Drink all the drinks!
it's 2012 renew all the domain names
Drink 6 espresso shots Finish all the holiday homework!
Beep all the boops
KILL! All the l1's!
take all the blaaame!!!
Drink all the  Alcohol
ban all the players
DEFEND ALL THE THINGS
watch all the disgusting things!
EAT All the free cookies
WEAR the t-shirt ALL THE WEEK
Burn all the calories
Learn All in last nights
Burn all things
IS ALMOST NEW YEAR DRINK AL THE THINGS
Finish listening a playlist with 300+ songs Listened to all the songs
ALL THE FREE TIME!
All THE FREEdom!
love you All the time
eat all the chocolate
Love you all the time
new pop punk bands? download all the torrents
Kill All The kittens
Get All The Bitches
Has homework to do wastes all my time!
REBLOG ALL funny pics
YOUR MILKSHAKE BRINGS  ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!
Open All the presents!
UNWRAP ALL THE PRESENTS
Drift all the streets
Unwrap all the presents!
Delete all the software
WD-40 ALL THE THINGS!!!
kill all the reposters
read Siggon's blog occupy the internet!
Take over all the isp's
When the world cup is over i celebrate
CLICK ALL THE THINGS!
TAKE ALL THE CARS!!!
kick  all the butts!
I'm a Rockhound... there's a minus tide bitches
You guys CAN'T PARK HERE!!
SO HUNGRY! I WANT TO EAT ALL THE FOODS!
CALL ALL  THE STUDENTS
step on all the cracks!
all the things you are kern and Hammerstein!
use all the pots and pans!
France vs nigeria   Germany vs algeria stay awake all night long
my expression ~ about mowing the lawn in 96 degree weather!
CALL ALL THE LEADS
copy paste all that shit
Bring ALl beer
Eat all the  donuts
Do all the   homework
delete ALL THE PORTFOLIos!!!
Rent all the properties
GET all things done!
Watch frozen.. LET IT ALL GO!
think of the children
Clean all the wool tonight!
check out all da bitches
take off all da bras
JAVA DEVELOPERS TO ME
I set the seating chart!!  cant sit here!!
Wardec aaaall the corps!
Picture with zero likes on facebook Dislike em all!
meme has 0 ups up all the memes
Approve All the notices
Sell ALL the jeans!!!
Tr?i đẹp Run rừa
East or West Vizag is the best !!
TAKE ALL THE PILLS
Last day of school Come get your kids suckas!!!!!!
ban all the words
Den dag
Den dag
gaze plot ..all the campaign designs!!!
Tokarski  !!!!
Apply for All the Jobs
ALL THE  DRAMA!
Meet  Daniella!
EAT ALL THE THINGS IN THE WRONG WAY
Downvote all those posts about shit!
Downvote all the posts about shit!
finish all the papars in spanish
Scan All the books!
Pollute alL the air
SPEND ALL THE MONIES
and then she says good plan!!!!!
Give chris meloni all the awards!
Rescue All the Labs!!!
BUY ALL THE WINE!
UNpack all the things!
kill everyone with a grenade launcher
Ignore all the problems make the film!
make all the bad photo essays
ALL THE SWORdS
HACK ALL THE WEBSITES!
believe all the nonsense
APEX ALL THE CORNERS!
Levitation all zombies have flying
HELLO THERE CHERRON!!!!
ENCRYPT ALL THE THINGS
send out all the rayman fiesta run invites
eat all the easter eggs!
APRENDEN ALL THE SPRACHES
TELL ALL THE PEOPLE renew svu!
Legalize all the drugs
cook all  the food!
Bring Back FAT32!!!
Make up chants about ALL the things
UPDATE ALL THE PASSWORDS
Tip all My dogecoins
Take off All the pants
It's spring kill all the wasp
pee on  all the things
Bros let's try all the coffee shops on the ave
Invite all the friends
I wish you luck with  all the things!!!
happy birthday Open ALL the presents
drool on all the pillows
VINYL WRAP all the things
ALL DAY TODAY WUB-WUB MARATHON!!!!!!
Leave your 1% Of happiness
code 3 for a cardiac arrest
mojo and juju that shit is real
WE WILL CATCH ALL THE Po'kemon
What do we want? boobs
ban all the words
ban ugly mentally retarded ginger men
BURP sing all the songs
lets   test all the lotions!
Ship 5K players freeroll for 3$ long as it lasts
divide all the zeros
violate... all the boundaries !
FEEL ALL THE  BOOBS
Drink all the wine!
GET ALL THE MONEY!!
no h.w for a.p?
eat all the cool whip!
Script Include all the JS Source Files
forever imperialism
Flush All the BOOKS!
More space ?  POST ALL the pictures
ORDER ALL OF THE SUPPLIES!!!
TeST ALL THE PENS
waste all the ipv4 addresses
smell all the scents!!!
LEARN ALL THE PROBLEMS
Annoy all the fandoms!
FAVORITE all tweets
HENNA ALL THE THINGS
illuminati? investigate all the triangles!
RECREATE ALL  THE PICTURES
Push all the limits!
Everything is awesome
smack all the hoes
watch all the  PHILIP SEYMOUR HOFFMAN movies
Spend all the paychecks Buy all the parts
Preach with passion Use all the emotions
burn the moneys all of them!!!
ACCEPT  THEM ALL
link logic: cut all the grass!
must ship all the characters
German Shepherd!
Purchase all the real estate
Expropriate all the means of production!
Pinterest make all the things!
KOs All the things
Burn All the paninis
All the overtime I gets paid
All the overtime i gets paid
Dicktease all the guys
do all the drugs
Write up all the residents
Send all the links!!
lets test everythiiiiiing!!!!
meme the walls
I want all the shitload of cards
on a diet drolling on all the food
Learn all the Kanji!
Dont know what to read read everything!
Pre test catch all the errors
win all the  houscups
meme all the things!
Obey all the commands!!!
PRAY ALL THE WAY
Try all nutella Things
eat all the jelly beans
Let's seduce all women's mind
Eat all the pools
drop all the loads
sweep all the yellow explosion
all glados quotes memorized!
swept all the yellow explosion!
dropped all my load!
It's a new year errehbodeh Scream and shout and let it all out!
Post All the things
FIGT ME I REKT U ALL THE THREADS
Download all the ponies
driving car hit all the trees
drops soap!? drop the shampoo!!!
CHRISTMAS IS TODAY!!! LET'S SLEEP ALL DAY!!!
Eat all the babies!
Eat All the Cake
drops soap!? drop the shampoo!!!
chug  all the coffee!
get the hell out from my bedroom
Skype all the days!!
ERmergerd. pertel to NEW WERLD
Buy all The companies
buy all the paintings
makes facebook account like everything!
Preheat The Ovens!!!
lowered expectations now everything is funny
Who are we? People
This is the HUNGER games!!!!
Movember is Over Shave all the beards
Autumn sale on steam  Buy all the games
Rapid prototype all the things!
High speed connections all the time
survive all the vac presentations
Trade all  the starters!
Bacon!
All the memes! Flip
MIX All the DRINKS
group message reply to all the people
sOMEBODY LIKES ME
Just watched i'm a celeb vote all the celebs
Don't feel good... Measure all the things!
Pwn3Slic3 wins all the giveaways!
chaaaaaaaarge!
YAHOOOOOOOO VAMOS PRA FRAN&#199;A!
GENTRIFY ALL THE THINGS
SAL MUBARAK!!!
We are Indians Lets bark
JOSH GROBAN... DESERVES ALL THE AWARDS!
Uni is blocked? Watch all America's next top model!
Dunkin' All the doughnuts
8A'S REACTION WHEN yogi is absent!!!
8A'S REACTION WHEN YOGI IS ABSENT!!!
up vote all the kony memes!
make all the memes!
minecraft kill all creepers!
Ritual Hujan Dimulai...!!!
Onward To funny!
Set fire to  All of the noobs
Slap All the hos
We want social media sites
Put ketchup on everything!!
read 6 books get a personal pan pizza!
liberate all the data!
Get All the Points!
expose all the cia
play minecraft steal all the gold!
play fallout kill all the people
Walks Into Class Prof Says You Don't need the text book to pass
Ms Jones is getting married
Give all the priv certs to the NSA
Catch All the Pokemon!
Find Cute Couple START ALL THE SHIPS!
Steal all the things from Oriental Plaza!
GETS JARYD
Piri Piradinhos We gonna collect all prizes
smoothie ALL THE THINGS!!!
kenosha all the way
Finds his first pubic hair
We are talking ALL THE BACON!!!!!
mutre teeejjjj
Buy ALL the cards!
TAG ALL THE OPTIONS
earn all the merit bars
Asthma  Use all the drugs
do all the drugs
Read all the books!
Fall is Coming Pumpkin Spice All Things
Back from Gencon... Play all the games!
Xfail All the tests
Klawock Totem Pole Raisings!!!  #megalodon
Ho Yea! llogo el finde
I Got the BSoD... Crash all The Computers!
Art all the things!
BOAT AND ALPHA ALL THE WEAPONS!
delete all the spam
squish all the boobs
Pull all the Tassels!!!!!
the moment you find money on the floor
max rank in  COD
Compile all the opencv
Max all the things
Only 2 weeks before school starts.. do all things on summer to do list!
Deep sequence all the things!
Watch All the movies!
Cover Gary's Desk in ALL THE PHONES
Whats that your a noob? Welcome To my world!
Close all the threads
BOYFRIEND LEAVES CELLPHONE  READ ALL THE TEXTS
YEa!!....Snackman gettin hype
( ͡&#176; ͜ʖ ͡&#176;)
play Neocron for free now
mINE ALL DIAMONDS
Read All the books!
Read all the Verses and documents!
SPAM all the favorite bots!
Bought new Xbox hard drive DOWnload all the games!!!!
Bring Me ALL THE SHOES
VE&#196; TOMAS MOAPPI
up past 2am 'like' all the things
SUNDER  ALL THE TI'S!
Walang A.P.
league of legends steal all the kills
classify all the things!
wet all the blankets!!!!!
SMACK all the  spiteful  bitches !
Give me All the discounts!
accept all the friend requests!
accept all the friend requests!
STIR FRY ALL THE CATS
Up past 2 am 'like' all the things on facebook
Kill all the freys
dRINK aLL THE BEERS
geh ma lernen!
SubvErt All the tropes
flip all the burgers!
BULKIFY ALL THE TRIGGERS!!!
Gold stars for everyone!
Screw all the parents
Who are we?
NEVAAAAR!!!
pants all the teachers
Ci all the things
copy all the good memes
video game marathon All nighT!!!
spend all the money
be the cougar meat of all the 35 year old moms
curve all the finals
Anna gets all the votes
WHY CANT A MAN WANT ALL THE THINGS?
ying all the yang!
kill all the People
my day off and now i must clean everything horarh
Immunology Studying YOLO!!!
rip all the library cds!
Happy mothers day to all the moms
Happy mommy day to ALL the MOMMYs
Eat all the nomnoms
Why u leave lumps ? in pudding pie?!
FIre all the rubber banDs!!
EAT ALL THE ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________s
destroy All Humans
Who are we?
find all the geocaches
DREAM ALL THE DREAMS
bs all the things
measure all the variables
mispronounce ALL the thins!
Knife all the campers!
Type all the bullshit
Email all the teachers!
Sleep All the Time
Eat all bacoooon
Go offline... tomorrow
starts period all the fights
Open All the bags of crisps!
Bag all the cars!!
GIVE ME ALL THE COCAINE
Swilley gives Tay tay All of the kissEs
download all the things
CLEAN ALL THE PEE
eat... all the bisque!
Learn ALL the penalties!
mine all the things
spend! all the budget!
adopt all the frenchies!
touch all the push button toys
Implement All The Things From PubCon!!!
listen to all the music!
Who are we
Buff ALL THE MOBS
What do we want? To be fully human
plays sniper on tf2 shoot all the heads!
push all the shiny buttons!
5 DAYS BEFORE CHEM FINAL DO ALL THE PRACTICE PROBLEMS!
i Like Banannas
Drink all the wine!
Take amtrak drink allllll the dfh 90
Insert all the things
Kill all the fascists !!
kill all the  people who say 'fapping'
today is bianca's surprise party? i'm in!!!
kill all the gingers
AUDIT ALL THE sciences!
DRINK ALL THE SODA!
DO none of the homework
IM ON MY PERIOD WHAT DO WE WANT? TO GROWL EVERYONE IN MY WAY
Not all the things are for all the people on facebook
MONSTER STICKER ALL THE CARS
Everyone asks All the Tyler qUestions
Watch all the ponies!
Kill All the french
Click all the buttons doesn't fix the system
take all the oxycontin!
today doctor who tomorrow games of thrones
Swoop all of grandmas promethezine!
Fill out all  the fafsa
spring plant all the things!
Watch All the episeasons!
Who are we?
semester over do all the things!
Refund All The things!
Get All the likes
woi budak kb97 10pm kita skype ramai ramai
NEED ALL THE DEVICES
REVIVE All the Children
share all the content!!!
Mash all  the buttons!
pick all the noses!
Offline? Reboot all the players!
BIrthday survived all the years!!!
Make everything tubular!
WHAT WE MUST HAVE spirit & dream
get all the votes toms.com/ticket-to-give/flags/6323
lets buy all the drugs
expose all the corruption!
everybody out!!!!!
SING ALL THE SONGS
WRITE ALLTHE WORDS!
DARTS TONIGHT WIN ALL THE THINGS
Use ALL THE QUOTES
BUY ALL THE PRESENTS
To the KABIIIINE
eat all the things? yay all the things must be cleaned
Get ALL the Pentas
BACK ALL THE THINGS
EAT all the drugs!
Teachers be like: Give them all the tests
Ed Sheeran. sing all the songs
Happy Birthday Kitty!
find more tentacles
:O SMASH ALL THE THINGS THEN CLEAN THEM UP AND REBUILD ALL THE THINGS AGAIN? NOOOOOOOOOOOO
CATCH ALL THE POKEMON
Reply to All
give josie all the loves!
Spawntrap All the n00bs
Post all the regenfuss drawings
REPIN ALL Motivational quotes!
OVERHEAL ALL THE THINGS
PLAY All the video games
bladder open all the valves
Completed All The exams!
Keep all the tip tape
Tiny tina... burn all the babies!
READ ALL THE CREEPYPASTAS
Suarez has da ball AND HE SCORESSS !!
WHAT DO WE WANT? BUTTER!!!!
make fun of all the races
flip all the cabs
Nelly has consumed All the estrogen
Buy all the pants!
Raffle holiday monday? Schedule all the tests and research paper tuesday!
Guess All the games!
Spellcheck All the things
Pay all the student loans
Tegy&#252;nk bajuszt... mindenhova!!!
yeah!! Lamp!!!
igrnor all the homework
make a meme make it stupid!
ReBlog all the pictures
Weekend FAP ALL THE TIME!!!!!!
put buttons everywhere!
repost The front page
לחתוך ?ת כל הורידי?
Bump All The Caps
Watch All the testicles!!
Wagner Act Legalize all the Unions
DEPORT All the foreigners
BUY ALL THE WINE!!
ALl the small things
Found Dry Rack Full PuT All The Dishes Away
malam weekend jom pulun lol!
Fail All the test!
1000 Likes We Did IT!!!
summer break forget all the lessons
eat all the cake
Its your birthday!
Define ALL The ports!
I KNEW IT
Eat all the butter!!!
Burninating ALL THE PEOPLES (and the peasant cottages)
wear all the helmets!!!
Friend is pregnant Buy all the children's books!
fail all the students!
read all the books!
just turned 16 drink all the beer
finish all the quests ...if thats possible
wanna cure everything eat all the vitamins
Running late get all of the red lights!!
keep all the calms
CHARGE!
open all the boxes!!
What to do we want
trololol all the time
unleash all the red wine fueled rants
pimp slap all dem hoes
pwn all the noobs!
Best friend is pregnant... buy all the children's books!!!
Lets block all the numbers!
It's Friday Drink all the Alcohol
OPEN ALL THE WINDOWS
Fail All the classes
Come To My Party AND EAT PIZZA!
breathe all the snow
FIX ALL THE THINGS!
PRIVILEGE  all the humans
CODE ALL THE THINGS
CREATE ALL THE THINGS!!
view all the requests
SHAVE ALL THE HAIRS
hi he
going to the game... invite all the friends!!!
Generate all  The memes
WAGER ON ALL THE HARBAUGHS!
Memorize All the amino acids
ALL THE EXTINCTIONS!
All of the memes
down vote all the beyonce songs
REmove All ALL Accidental DoublE WORDS
Watch all the bbc
kony take one direction
re- spect!
KO SMO MI?
in the bathroom After a night with my boyfriend release all the farts!
UNCLEMIKE YOU ARE SO RIGHT
Smoke all the Spliffs!!!
COFFEE Now!
Convert All Enums!
Charge up all the electronics
flurries outside cancel all the classes!
Pictures! More Pictures!
retire all the mazduhs
Date All the douchebags
Sell All the pizza
FaWAZ Uses all the Colours
CALL All the bacKseats!
RETAIL Book Out All Of The Things
EAT ALL THE INSTANTSOUP
slept through all the alarms
Lose All The sheet music
All the  Zoolander memes
wipe all the butts!
One day Teacher say that composer will come
Be ALL the ranks
MAKE ALL THE PIZZA ROLLS
ignore all the ugly girls
Eat all  the cookIe dough!!!!!
PAY ALL THE BILLS!
destroyed all troll's!!!
haze all the pledges!
Kill off all the red shirts
hashtag all the words
text me all the data
FAIl All the finals
Snow is forecast? BUY ALL THE THINGS!
ill? Watch all the cat videos!
Facebook? GET ALL THE FRIEND REQUESTS!!!
want all the best things
inder you are so sexy
DRINK ALL THE ALCOHOL
Worship shakira
HEY RUSSEL- WISHING YOU ALL THE BIRTHDAY WISHES
writing on all the paper!
what do we want? to get all 100 of the points!
Katamari? collect all the junk!!!
your BIRTHDAY is today... like all the status!
Kill all the jews
Play world of tanks mix all the tech trees
CARBS MAKE YOU  FAT
Studying for exams? Highlight all the things!
FEEL ALL THE FEELS
Like all the happy birthday posts!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!
lets learn all the things
USE ALL THE EXCUSES!
What do we want telework!
AMerican Imperialism: Conquer and exploit all non whites
going to the jc get all the girls
Kill ALL THE MATHS!!
Read all  The forums!
beat all the video games
BE in all of the states
deny all the reality
PEOPLE OVER POLITICS
watch all the destiel eye sex
shell all the monkey-nuts
Kill all the archers
get all the upvotes
stuff for the thing
FINISH JERKING OFF DELETE ALL THE HISTORY
Pay All The Bills
SAVE ALL THE MONEY
Bulldozer all the ponies!
Buy All the groceries
install  all the apps
BLOW UP ALL THE NEWS FEEDS!
Shom Tiwari Eat ALL THE HOT MIX
It's new  years eve watch all the twilight zone!
Last day of 2012 buy all the booze
unwrap the prestent
DELETE all the history
New year party? Drink all the beer !
siapa kita?
Boxing day  eat all the chocolate!!!
Stop Checking troponins
Take all the bundles!
Did nothing in 2012 Are going to do nothing in 2013
empty all the fridges!!
GAY lord
just made account make all the memes
Merry All the Christmases!
PHANS
double park in all the spaces
buy all the hats in team fortress 2
YESSSS! FINDS MAIL ATTACHMENTS
resıst all the oppressıon
making all of the memes
ARM ALL THE THINGS
lets go to all the meets
Qui sommes Nous ?
Get all the hate!!
merry all the christmas!
Dementia
have  a great day at work
Make All the retarded jokes
REmove all the jellies
Fire  Lots of fire!
All the likes
last exam drink all the beer!!
done tutorial? Give me all the answer
wrap all the presents!
OWN ALL THE RUSH HOUR 2s
I got an upvote
Today Has all the 12's
Invite all the internetz
Break ALL the legs
buy   all the dogs
Eat all The Weiners
get  a for maths.
HURRY UP let's drink it all !!!
Upvote all the memes
TO DA XBOX
block  all the ads!
Germinate all the seeds
KILL THE SANTa's Kill them all
Take All the finals
Another Day at office Doing Nothing!!!
copy all the things rag does
buy on IMPULSE!
Loot all the bodies
GIVE AMY ALL THE CORNERS
Give amanda ALL THE CORNERS  in the world for i like icecream and you like fesses
EXAM MONDAY  GOOD LUCK PONY
Stalk All facebook girls
I forgot my keys press all the keys!!!!
eat all the food
UPGRADE! Samsung Premium Suite!
cabbage !!! eat all cabbage !!
eat all the pizza bagels
after work drink all of the beer
Trash all the lockers! And eat their food!
DRINK ALL THE BEERS
My reaction  when ed is nominated
Christmas Holiday? Cancel all the leave!
Getting ALL THE MULTIS
Discover the trade-in option on amazon sell all the things!
clean all the kitchens!
read all shinee fanfics
sudo all the commands
LA Auto show. collect ALL the brochures!!!
catch  all the pokemon
eat all the pot pies
We are not anymore in the champions league but we won 6-1 CHElseafc
try to kick fernando ALL THE SEMESTERS
nothing quite like wrongly using a meme.
GET ALL THE PIRQ DEALS
Army Beats  All The Navy!
make all the memes !
kill all the jews
Avoid All the adults
like All the photos.
FORGET all the assignments
all all the things
checkmark all the boxes
pee  in all the swimming pools !
SPAN ALL The VLANS!
I want it all!
Give jared all the likes
Chef Automate all the things!
trending #Batb on twitter... gather all the beastie
Let's Rebuild All the walls
BURN ALL THE NEWSPAPERS
InSult all the people
InSult all the people
eat all the twinkies before hostess goes out of business
FTW!!! wtf???
motor all the boats
Upload all the memes
kill all  the spiders
#Givingtuesday was yesterday? but I can still give? score!
Obtain all the coolships!
Tracker has freeleech DOWNLOAD everything
Plot with all the Valorians
BUY ALL THE BLACK FRIDAY GAMES
HIT ALL THE CHRISTMAS FETES!
let's all go to sleep
SKIP all the evens
First day of scout camp Spend all the money!
Mattress surf  all the staircases
make tamales of all the things
Go to farmers market buy all the produce!
Black all the fridays!
tonight we drink all the beers!
eat all the turkey
Flip ALL your Shit
Cry All The Tears
Bowl all the strikes
Buy all the twinkies!
Bluewire is coming download all the steam games
im feeling ill how many days do i need off work? all the days!!
BAKE ALL THE YUMMY CAKES
rOOMATES TURN TO CLEAN  THROW YOUR TRASH ON THE FLOOR
ALL THE ROLY POLY
Camp All the gates
My mum is right
get on cod troll all the teammates!
All the above-average girls without all the pants
Gets moderator powers revives ALL the Unibots
Bought waffle iron Make all of The waffles
Youtube all the cat daddy videos
BRING ALL suzanna
Sign all  the contracts
zlatan score all the goals
got braces off ate all the caramel!
15th Birthday? use all the memes
Learn ALL The Integrals
no pop drinks drink 4 pints of milk
Watch All the shows
Drink  All the Cofee!
Write All the Essays!
H4CK the Gibson
Hunters on legendary? through al of the GRENADES
Looks outside the window omg its snowing
use all the bow
post all the memes!
Shop with beth save all the money
Enjoy all of the butthurt chili
new friend on facebook? Like all the photos!!
playing a game taunt all the people
Throw all the volts!!!!!
fire? BURN ALL THE THINGS!
Measure All The Things
Not sure if correct meme or incorrect meme
64 GB Iphone? DOWNload all the songs!
Create all the accounts
doesn't study for test CIrcle all th c's!
AFA this week buy all the stuff!
goeS IN WILLY WONKERS ELEVATOR   press all the buttons
DRINK ALL THE GL&#220;HPUNSCH!
Project due? b.s. all the research
nador offline idziemy na rankeda
TWITTER BOOTSTRAP  ALL APPS OF THE INTERWEBZ!!!
drink all the wines
Comment on all the posts
Spend all the money
life is good... chudge for all
egging all the houses smashing all the pumpkins
SANDY IS COMING FLOOD ALL THE SCHOOLS
Press Lame على الكوميكس
sandy is coming use up all the snow days
Eat all the meat!
FLOOD ALL THE EAST
Data rejects hypothesis Bs all the data
SAVE ALL THE TURDS
Sell All the dogs!
Ujian tengah semester fotokopi semua kisi kisi
IT guy is out sick? delete all the things!!!
now time to play my... broom
now time to play my... broom
now time to play my... broom
now time to play my... broom
now time to play my... broom
SUnday Night? do all the homework
Like  all my own status updates
Like all the YLH Statuses!
Playing halo Find all the skulls
now time to play my... broom
now time to play my... broom
now time to play my... broom
now time to play my... broom
capture all the  campus cats
one week before the test i will hit the books
Join all the committees
ravaging melody all the mobs!
ULTIMATE PATCH REMOVE ALL LINES OF CODE
Graduate from Arts visit all the countries
EAT ALL THE CAKE
Send me all of the pictures
Skate all the ledges!
ACCESS ALL THE ELEMENTS
turn off all the lights
Fall has arrived Eat all the pumpkins
make out with all the girls
time republik! my toliet is fixed
Facebook fight read all the comments
do all the workouts!
FRabBit tickets on sale at 9am Set all the alarms
TAKES AWESOME PROFILE PICTURE... GET ALL THE SKILLZZ!!
Binder All the women!
CREEP out all the pedos
Find all the cash in the couch
Find all the cash in the couch
WRITE ALL THE PROOFS
CLEAN UP THE MESS TOMORROW
FINISH all the episodes!!
Ultra music fest is two weekends sign all the djs
Amanda todd? drink all the bleach!
PROMOTE ALL THE STATUSES
EVERYONE TO THE TS!
steal all the kills
hash tag  all the status updates!
AZUBU FROST WARD EVERYTHING!!!
Challenge ALL THE Double Standards!
Friday!
flame all the loops
Pearl All the Things!
TROLL ALL THE POSTS and comments!!!!!
Temp ban the glitchers Perm ban the fake GS!
drink all the coffee
KONY WANTS BIEBER'S HEAD
abort all the things!
the price is right buy all the things!
prepare to do all the work
Scott Shelby Fights all teh scrubs!
Bored Like ALL the pictures
check all the boxes
Slept three hours... Didn't go back               to sleep!!!
Stalk All of my profile
PASS ALL The midterms
fak al teh gurls
no ones posted a meme in a while..... post all the memes!
WRITE ALL THE EXEGESIS
Old discount BACK BUY ALL THE hdmi CABLES
SIEGE THEM NOW AND LETS GET ALL THEIR THINGS
eat ALL the ice cream
check out all the boobs!
halloween is coming ... it is time to  scare!
TUMBLR all to el ateneo
lol play-off server shuts down replay all the matches
tea time  eat all the chocolate muffins
passed the bar good at everything
CONTROL ALL TEH INTERWEBZ!
Cure All The Cancer!!!!
aquire all the diamonds!
I'm so internet! It has become self aware. 2012. world ends. singularity
Read all the shades of grey
Put ADVERTISEMENTS  on all the YouTube videos
twilight sparkle: read all the books!
twilight sparkle: learn all the spells!
ride all the ponies!
kill all the brony haters!
my little pony: watch all the episodes!
fluttershy: love all the animals!
kill all the negros
shoot all the bullets!
accept all the disabilities
BUILT COMPUTER PLAY ALL THE GAMES
DRINK IT ALL
GOD DAM GUTAIR HERO WHY U ASIAN LEVEL ?
DO all the sas
Arrive at work
Arrive at Work
Problems with ted? CLick ALL THe Links
expendables 2 all the bullets
Eat All the things!
IM ALL THE BITCHES
TURN OFF ALL THE LIGHTS!
having a conversation on facebook edit all the comments
sub all the players
ATTEND ALL THE WORKSHOPS
Friend  all the facebook!
Time to Nominate ALL Your friends!!!
KILL ALL THE MINIONS
log all the hours
Friday Yaaay
boring weekend Arrived? download all the movies!
Read all the Baldurs Gate 2 Guides
BAKE ALL THE COOKIES
No space? Get rid of all the shit!
pOST ALL THE BIRTHDAY MEMES
listen to the states seem smaller get all the ladies
Scan All the things
Harvest all the snails!
RUN ALL THE TESTS
color    all the squares
drink all the coffee!
Shuffle all the days
SCREW  ALL THE THINGS
Freshers' Week Wear all the Wrist Bands!
Victory is mine!
computer freeze press all the buttons
Clear ALL  THE BREAKPOINTS!
Free Time? Redo all CAD drawings
all of the things! I will destroy 'em
communicate none of the things
kill all the megadeth haters
Got paid? BUY ALL THE THINGS!
BREAK ALL THE SILENCE!!!!!
Freshers' Fayre Collect all the Freebies!
Freshers' Fayre Collect All The Freebies!
go poo.. use all the toilet paper
fALL IS HERE pUMPKIN SPICE all FOODS!
Community accessing free info & materials? Shut down all the tabling!
Burn all the ib notes
COLLEGE ALGEBRA DO ALL THE PROBLEMS!
TAKE ALL THE PICTURES AND VIDEOS!
unibot is asleep raid all the regions
Lisa and her beauty blame her for All the things!
SteaL ALL THE KILLS!
meme all the things! all the things.
Misload All the Packages!
remote control all the things via smartphone
BLAZE SHADOW ALL THE SPEAKERS
Skill all the hybrids!
drink all the caffeine!
OMG aliens attacked and now rule the world with an iron fist wtf facebook
Harvest All the moons
Fall Launch? invite all the students!
kill all n00bs
satellite activated at the fh? WATCH ALL THE BLUE FILMS
like ALL THE RAIN STATUSES
Watch all the   Miyazaki films!
can't fail Attempt all the things!
22 oz. of coffee write all the papers
cry all day
Quit chewing tobacco eat all the sunflower seeds
Scrape all the pages
YOU LOSE! I WIN!
Shuffle all the days!
Class readings? Kill all the trees!!!
Hear all the storIes!!!!
PerfecT solution? Eat all the peanut butter!
Gunna get with all the tall guys
use all the internets
Discover salt has no calories salt all the foods!
Eat ALL THE NUTS!!!
Wednesday Night Meal Exchange use all the meals
create all the political shitstorms
ASK ALL THE AWKWARD THINGS!
BURN ALL THE CALORIES
invite all the people
SO MANY MEME'S AND ONLY 1 HOUR UNTIL I FINISH WORK
GET TOLD NOT TOUCH SOMETHING  TOUCH ALL THE THINGS!
joins colorguard Spin all the flags!
write all the college essays!
make out all the night!
Own All the cars
block all trends  1d and bieber related
kid in Pre-k?! 7 hrs/wk with no kids in the house!!
Stalking a swap Click all the names
Catch all the things
Update PDF.js on mozilla-central every github pull request merge
Upp till kamp Svennerebeller
Octoberfest Buy all the bobs47!
know ALL THE VOCABULARY
redistribute all the wealth
left Alone Today ate all the bagel bites
Sones We must gather
CRAM FOR ALL THE FINALS!
Don't Feel like doing anything today!!!
eat  at all the dinning halls!
AD Carry steal all the kills
Drin ALL the Beer! Happy Birthday
White-Out ALL THE people!
BID All the jobs
bored on facebook like all the statusssss
destroy all the companies
mom i cleaned my room  after 2 minuets
Moderate all the forums!
BRING ALL THE SCHOOL SUpplies
DESTROY ALL THE FRESHMEN
PUNCH ALL THE CEILING TILES .
IT'S TOO EARLY TO SLEEEEEEP!!!!
send all the things
HAVE  ALL the guns
likes on all your facebook posts
OpEN SOURCE All THE DEVICES!
Vote for All the memes
SMACK ALL THE THINGS
Screen freezed push all the buttons
sees a hammer smash all the stuffs
Pumpkin spice in all the things!
Post all the images
BUY ALL LEGO SETS
iNDUSTRIAL ENGINEER STUDENTS WORK ALL NIGHT
NO signal?!? network extender to fix all the signals!
First time going bare back hell yeah
school holidays!! get wasted all day!!
Sing All the pitches
essay the following day Read memes all night!
drink all the alcohol
Meetings at 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
click all the banners
raid all the people .
DRINK ALL THE WATER
KILL ALL THE STUDENTS
downvote all the posts that disagree with your politics!
OVER THINK  everything!
hack all the things
new movie releases on dvd? time to be a pirate!
Write all the things
tIME FOR BED... THINK ABOUT ALL THE THINGS
semantic all the things
all the bubble tea ALL OF IT.
ADded What Makes You Beautiful to youtube favorites #yolo
I rememebered ALL the things
FANTASIZE  All the things
commENT ON ALL THE FACEBOOK STATUSES
Happy birthday :D now... EAt all the cake!!!
I FOUND  The Discostick
ALL THE CHEEZITS
I was like all the notifications
I WILL WATER ALL OF THE PLANTS
Fastest man on all the planets!
Deploy All the CODES
Smoke ALL the things
Home alone? Eat all the junk food
KILL ALL THE MONSTERS
goes to amichis at  2
kill all   kardashians!
skyrim roast all the goats!
Gets hungry at work... eat all the scones!
WIN ALL THE WORK!
Fasting break time EAT ALL the food!
Squat all the things
MEME ALL THE THINGS
EAT ALL THE NUTELLA FORM YOUR LITTLE SISTER
SHIP ALL THE CHARACTERS
Take All the classes
To GOOGLE!
BIRTHDAY? DRINK ALL THE DRINKS!
Having a male period Break all the things
Share all the photos
so happy made all the shit memes
necropost all the threads
Down vote  all the doombas!
SPIN ALL THE RECORDS
Trapfire spy on all the people
troll  all the people!
GET TROLLED ON MW3 TROlL ALL THE PEOPLE ON MW3!
DIE ONCE
Punch all The babies
WILD TEEMO APPEARED GAREN: 'MUST HAVE HIM'
SQUATS EVERY WORKOUT DAY
masterbate all the time
It is a Free For All!!!!
Let's burn everything
learn all the things
I SAVES ALL THE PICTURES ON THE INTERNET
make all the memes!
Paint all the walls
fire behind him all the time
FIRE ALL THE TEACHERS
bet all the chips in pokersit on nothing
LET'S LEARN ALL THE LYRICs
recieve school fundraiser promote with every facebook status!
shave ALL THE nuts!
Steal all the pillows
LAND ALL THE MARS ROVERS!
ship all the crack
YO CLIK ALL DA BUTTNS
amazon.com This item can't be shipped to your selected destination.
ALL THE DRUGS
PLAY BEFORE ALL THE SET POINTS
work on the railroad all the livelong day
MAKE ALL COMICS!
An early GG? FLY ALL THE COMANDCENTER to the corners!!!
your parents just arrived clean all mess
Piggy says: use all the air-dash overheads!
Yellow card  all the players
Shit All the poops
Reject All ILLITERATES!
Drink All the bourbon
next time read all the things
MARRY ALL THE KINDLEBOARDERS
Team usa win all the medals
Olympics are on? Must Watch All The Events!!
LETS GET MARRIED!! YEAHHHH!!
Parents almost home DO ALL THE CHORES!!!!
screen scrape all the internets!
BillysBar 1st Anniversary  Party all night long
hitler burns all the books
you tube watch all the weird videos
dub all  the steps...... wub wub wub
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shoot arrows at  all the knees
forgot all my studies
At 08:12 today ring all the bells
I EAT ALL THE FOOD
WATCH ALL THE OLYMPICS!!
record all the olympics
like
WHAT?!! I CAN'T HEAR YOU WITH ALL THIS awesome!!!!
EPIC WIN AT RELAY FOR LIFE
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mormons marry all the women
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say all the words ever said
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SHE'S AVAILABLE? BOOK ALL OF THE GABIS!!!
like all her pictures
free tub 2012 or we dine in hell!
unban  all the members!
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almost half vacation passed complete all the vacation work
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FRIEND BRINGS LOLLIES TO CLASS eats all the lollies
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mashing keyboard and adress bar goes away press all the f keys!
display all the books
Love All the people
killed someone kill all the witnisses
having problems  eat all the chocolate
Toronto Sports teams...injure all the players
LISTEN TO ALL THE 80'S MUSIC!
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RFA Offers For all the Flyers
BUY ALL THE GUNS
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ACCEPT FRIEND REQUEST? BROWSE ALL THE PHOTOS!!!
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ADHD Huh? what? adhd
drink  all the beer!!
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Gives matlab lecture teaches all the wrong information
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let's stab all the twinkies!
learn all the things
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marvel box set comes out spend all the money
Block all the cyber bullies
ORDER All the things
That moment when you're waiting for your 7 year old daughter to make fun of Shera  but she just says 'Coooooooool'!
Dislike/Downvote all one direction posts
PROCRASTINATION TIME
OMFG IT'S FLASH A FRIEND WEDNESDAY!
Steam All the things
FREE SHIPPING BUY ALL THE THINGS
Bootloop All the time !
Tony ABBOTT'S ONLY POLICY: STOP ALL THE BOATS!!
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Teleports and still has corrupted blood infect all the players!
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Esame di stato? 70
remove all the appendixes
Let's ask  ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
thumbs down all the memes!
ESCAPE ALL THE FANTASY JAILS
Summer? Sleep all The days!
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JIM! RUIN ALL OF THE FUN!!!
My CHemical romance releases a new album BUY ALL THE MERCH!
Build All the Things
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PLAY ALL THE  PEWDIEPIE GAMES.
IGNORE ALL THE GAME Requests
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PASSed ALL THE IB EXAMS
Patient coding... Give all the meds!
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burn all the normandy
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PLAY ALL THE SONGS!
first day of school waste all the chalk
Torres win all the finals
BAKE all the things
redline all the gears
huzzah! king richard's faire is almost here!
GETTING OFF THE FAMILY LAPTOP DELETE ALL THE HISTORY!!
Iska matlab... ...sab thooko Sushant par.
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view her profile all the time
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spend all the money!
Join evilempire destroy all the factions
40% salg p&#229; junkyard Buy all the products!
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bite all hands that feeds
Euro 2012 Look all the matches
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discard all the mondays
DISCARD ALL the mondays
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all of the beths
Ravenclaw win all the points
'ELEMENT' has started a Bossinvasion  in ALL THE TOWNS
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Marcel Veige
AMAZON CONTROL ALL DOMAINS!
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freedom exams end
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want to play the beta ask for all the keys!
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kill all the monsters
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All The Small Things!
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out of potions in skyrim  eat all the food
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all the small things
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Grycanki Cytrynowe
DISREGARD ALL THE FEMALES
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sample all the ice cream flavors
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eat all the maltesers
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Patch 1.0.3 is coming sell   ALL   IAS items before nerf
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i have girl FRIEND... and she said she wants to marry me!
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GOING TO HANNAH's HOUSE CHARGE ALL THE ELECTRICALS!
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have a 2 and a 7 of different suits in poker
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Cena coi prof e vino a volonta' sbocca su tutti gli interni!
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ice all the things
friend's house available INVITE ALL THE WHORES!!
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three days after sunburn PEEL all the skin
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gets money as a present on birthday spend 'em all!!!!
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abadnaaaa drink all beers
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4chan look at all the pictures
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A movie to do Edit all the night during 3 weeks
arrow all the knees
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click all the links
Summer starts
destroy all of miami!
EAT ALL THE FACES!
want to pass this school year do your very best
Answer All the questions
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all the all the things!
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revise all the science topics
get guitar write multiple songs in a day
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You bullshit All the stories!
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Euro 2012 is coming make all the memes!!
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wear All the sillybands
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list all the  psych disorders
just listened to the doors
see susan glenn say all the words
protest
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buy all the items
eat all the fruitsnacks
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What goes well with cake batter ice cream you ask? all the mix-ins!
STUDY FOR THE FINAL EXAMS READ ALL 9GAG POSTS
elder scrolls online all of tamriel
playing gta: KILL All the civilians
friend all the skeptics
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drink all the limoncello
RIOT! RIOT! RIOT! wait
identify and define all diagnostic terms for periapical/perirradicular health and disease states
kill all the spy crabs
GET ALL THE ERROR 37'S
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SUBSCRIBE
DOWNVOTE ALL THE REPOSTS
The awesome moment when you haven't checked 9gag for a long time!
Go to souplantation eat all the things
have all the baths
Finished fapping unplugs the internets
Destroy all the things! Don't FORGET my house
buy all the     vagi-seal
mikey's mad... post all the annoying statuses
Rugby TAILGATE AT 5 ON THURSDAY? invite all the people!
Accomplish All things
SING ALL DAY!
graduating apply to all the companies!
make all the wizard101 memes
BRING ALL THE MARSHMALLOWS!!!
5/16/2012 BUY ALL THE BEERS!
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gAME OF THRONES KILL JOFFREY AND THEON
get fried eat all the dorritos
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smoked weed let's eat all the food
I'm the son on rage and love tan tan tan the jesus of suburbia
ONURCAN GETS ALL THE GIRLS
Enter Epic Solo weeduhlee weeeeee
Still lonley... but i got my broom!
Go to sweet frog
PLUG ALL THE HOLES!
CLEAN ALL THE ROOMS
reverse all the tax cuts!
Box set? watch All the special features
Mom And Dad Are out  Lets Party !!
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SyV does all the raids
internalize All the CavEATS
kill all the zombies!
Must put on all the sun screen
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herp all the derps
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EAT ALL THE NUTELLA
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color all the things!!!!!
Use all THE MONEY!!
kalu lopes
ZBADAC WSZYSTKIE CIAPECZKI
All of the feels!
BASH PHILLIP IN ALL THE THREADS
Night Before IB Chem exam take all the practice tests
Sama is 21 everyone to the bars!
Watch all The Minecraft!
eat  all the birthday cake
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Ruin All of the plans
fOLLOW ALL THE  anons
crack all programs
Give God ALL THE GLORY
downvote all the memes with grammatical errors
DDOS ALL THE SITES
SLOW TRAFFIC KEPT RIGHT PASSED THEM ALL
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INTERNET CEPAT DOWNLOAD SEMUANYA !!!
Drink All the ciders!
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make all games for pc !!!
Go study
Let's Get Drunk...  tomorrow
BOOKMARK ALL THE LINKS
eat ALL the SChnitzel!
borrow  all his sisters things
SLEEP ALL DAY
Touch all the things
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Punch All of the things
Derive all tHe x functions from y
filed all the taxes
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Fail All the Juries
found out duck tape came in black... duck tape all the things!!!
Reserve All the rights
Ate a box of zebra cakes got heart burn
craft ALL the twin sabers
Make All The End of Semester Memes!
grows larger until.. all the small things!
Student loan paid in buy all the things
Go to steak restaurant Order all the sides!
Azahar eats all the cupcakes!
BRING ALL THE INSTRUMENTS
sent to room text all the people
LOVE ALL THE THINGS
Forget all the old memes!
Block All the distracting websites!
i'm greg zins and i got another f in science!
LETS ALL FREE MAGO
Monday 9PM-12AM? Eat all the pancakes!!
pee in all the urinals
is hungry eat all the food!
raining jump in all the puddles
PLays teemo Hide all the shrooms!
Find meme generator... use all the memes!
Interracial's real meaning: all the guys are black and all the girls white!
Walk into pet store All the puppies!
Nearing the end of the semester Print all the documents
Usar whastapp en todas las pruebas!!
I have no monies But  I  got  local  mates!
TAKE ALL THE DRUGS
I don't always misuse memes
blow all the dicks
Brother's girlfriend comes over hide all the condoms
kill all the beiber fans
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pop all the bubble wrap
burn all the heretics!
ABOLISH ALL THE TAXES!
lose faith in all humanity
BE AWESOME ON ALL THE LEVELS!
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serious fanpage 
serious fanpage ? PUT ALL THE MEME
Kill all the humans
Bayern vs Real Give out all the yellow cards
HUman Rights Council Cure ALL the gays!
trade all players
FOUND A WALLET KEEP ALL THE MONEY!
HARPOON ALL THE WhALES!
Rainbows For all things beautiful
Make your own sundae bar use all the toppings!
Turn Around on all the grasS
win all the time
On Payday..... Buy all the drugs!
EAT ALL THE LAGKAGE!
THROW ALL THE LIGHTED BAGS OF SHIT!
repost all the memes
find all teh waldoes
Acheter TOUTES LES BECANES!
HIGHLIGHT ALL THE THINGS
Eat all The Food
Eat All the cupcakes!
forums POST ALL THE THINGS!
HACK ALL THE THINGS!
touch all the boobies
online all the time
time froze touch all the boobies!
connect all the dots
burn all the witches
twilight ruined all the vampires!
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ransom for all your pokemons
wash all the things
Friend Hiding in runescape check all the islands!
let me show you all the pokemans
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KILL ALL THE GRAMMAR NAZIS
eat all the cake
All in all we're just another brick in the wall
Ban All the squatters!
TURns 18 screw all the men!!
at art MUSEUM  TOUCH ALL THE THINGS
BLOCK ALL THE PEER BLOCKERS!
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stay up all night!
Watches the prestige free all the birds
GLORY
vacation to germany? Recycle all the things!
take all the villages!
learn all the languages all of them!!!
Rethink  All The Things
Getting License? run over all of the jerks!
CHICAGO CUBS LOSE ALL THE GAMES!!!!
facebook like all of the statuses
WEAR ALL THE THONGS
cut all the taxes
Google+ got an update PAINT BLACK ALL THE WHITESPACE!
TIM IN JAMAICA? DRINK ALL THE FREE POP!
Ruin all  Micha's topics
resolve all the problems!!!
RESOLVE ALL THE SEVENTHS
puts in skyrim kill all the chickens
fast travels to riverwood kill all the chickens
Appropriate All the Cultures!
It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!!!
facebook bought instagram delete all the accounts!
i have sex with all the girls!
drink all the beer!!!
eat all the food!!!
check into all the places!
LET'S HUG ALL THE ANIMAL IN THE HOUSE!
DRINK ALL THE ALCOHOL !!!
gta kill all the people!
its easter eat all the candy
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*{POSITION:RELATIVE} /*ALL THE THINGS*/
We're gonna watch all the movies
Snacks for everyone in class
execute all the commands
WATCH all youtube video
Playing assassin's creed collect all the feathers/borgia flags/data fragments
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retcon all the plotholes!
Running the mixing console? Max all the volume!
must take all of the English Classes
ship all the ships
Punch all The sandwiches!
SECONDARIES IN ALL THE CARS!!!
touch all the penises
lapierre all the lines
Answer All the questions
impeach all the politicians
Do All The Things
Just discovered that guy memes like all the pictures
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submit all the deviations
Finished all the slides
Get all the blowjobs
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this meme has been shutdown by the vaktovian empire
SHOW ALL The demo
charm all the worms
Visit all of the pods
COLLECT ALL THE UNSUALS
Go to All-You-Can-Eat Eat all the Sushi
turn on all the lights! earth hour?
bobble all the heads!
DOWNLOAD ALL THE SHOWS
End of fast eat all the meat!
kill all the tarantulas!!!
PLAY EVERY GAMe on hardest difficulty!
Add all the tutorials
Convolve all the sigNals
למל?ות ?ת כל הטופס
Hide and go seek? hide all the children!
has been named slimern <3 BY ALL HIS FRIENDS!
BAN ALL THE HACKERS
Endangerded animal save all the wolves!
Tweet about All the things!!!
TOUCH ALL THE PSI'S!!!!!!
EAT ALL THE CAKE!
Unfollow All the post
date all the chaz!
upvote all their things
use all the points
Eat  all the ham
KNOW ALL THE MEMES
Want to be king? kill all your friends
delete  all the comments
EAT ALL THEIR FRIES
collect all the stamps
play all day long
LOSE ALL THE AGE OF KINGS COPIES
try all the languages
Pokemon Gotta catch them all
collect all the war assets
put water in the computer destroy all the components
Finished my last final close all the tabs
Tekken?    press all the buttons!!!
send you all the memes
Cosplay all the pretty cures!!!
make bass audible
REMOVE ALL THE EQUIPMENTS
Invite all the friends
Crowded exam room? Cheat on all the exams
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Read it all give me good grades
destroy all the cookies
eat All the things
WORTH IT 'CAuse I said so in all
LET's EAT ALL THE FOOD
its my birthday i want ERRRTHANGG
Roos gets All the notifications
Don't want to read agree to all the user agreements
DANCE LIKE 2 YEARS OLD BOSS Get all the CHICKS
Game of thrones: all the characters you love will die horribly all of them
WIN All the prizes
Reblog all the blogs
&#201; espica&#231;ada com temas irrelevantes dispara em todas as direc&#231;&#245;es
MOAR comments Moar likes
THEY CHECK ALL THE MOSINS!
ask for all the tests
loves all the michelle
ADOPT ALL THE DOGS!!!
pass all the midterms
JOSEPH KONY ABDUCT ALL THE CHILDREN
Reblog  all of One direction
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Play Mordekaiser get all the Farm!!!
Comment All The Code!
we SHALL TAKE ALL THE TEA
Burn All the main lesson books!
MOAR RACKETBALL
gets minigun in fps- shoot all the bullets!!!
accidentally stepped into a macy's Calvin klein all the things!
UPLOAD TO /R/LADYBONERS GET ALL THE UPVOTES
Press all the buttons!
punch all the broomsticks
DRINK ALL THE #CQRSBEERS
Do All the errands!
have to us the bathroom use all of the bathroom!!
make fun of all the people
PROGRESS! WRONG DIRECTION
AAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA
THIS BROOM IS AWESOME
hi THERE!! SORRY... A MISTAKE
i've cleaned the loo!
break everythings
COLOUR-BLOCK ALL THE CLOTHES
spill all the beans
act-count-think tutorial center
save AlL the kisses for tedi
AT 'FESTA DOS MALUCOS' drink all the beer!!!!!!
BURN ALL THE BITCHES
KILL ALL THE CREEPS
going to college
invent real life pokemons
catch All the pokemon
Enter guitar center play all the instruments
KIll all the beavers &#160;&#160;
faculty bolse grade curve kore dibe
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LIKE ALl the kony videos
Commentate all the sketches
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download all the music
Sign ALL THE MIDFIELDERS
We must rescue all the ugandan children
We must rescue all the ugandan children
EAT ALL TEH FOOD YOU ORDERED AT A RESTARAUNT
Throw  All the excrement
STOP ALL THE TERRORISM
kony 2012 KILL ALL THE SHITTY PEOPLE!
Like all the  kony posts!
66&#176; outside turn on all the air conditioning
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EaT! all the cupcakes that make me a brony!
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Game of thrones RPG kill all the Lannisters
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Blog All the Barrowman
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Boo All the things
National Pancake day 2012 all the strawberry syrup
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Lakota eat all the bacon
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win all the awards drink all the beer
SENDING PACKAGE TO DREW AND ASHLEY? DUMP IN ALL THE CANDY HEARTS
Ride all the bikes with cards in the spokes
make all of the statuses relevant
EAT ALL THE TWINKIES!!!
burn  all the text books!
eat  all the junk food!
ride all the rollercoasters
GIVE THEM ALl the money!
FRIDAY NIGHT GO TO ALL THE PARTIES!
Got Nutella Eat All In One Day
EAT ALL THE RHINUGGETS
CHANGELOG ALL THE THINGS!
WISHING YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY ON ALL THE THINGS!
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gays being homophobic? out all the gays!!!!!!!
E BULGAR ANG TANAN SEKRETO
Check All the ddi symbols
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florence this weekend find all the clubs from jersey shore
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LIKE ALL THE PICTURES!
we will respect merc's decision except for the one they already made  solidarityyyyy
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post on drama wall scare all the members
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LIKE ALL THE POSTS!
Stole All my Halo kills from others
On the Weekend Ignore ALL the homework
Little piggy
Eat all the candy
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Fat tuesday eat all the food
Thesis? ALL THE coffee!
listen to all of the voicemails
Conquer and absorb  All the experiences!!
report all the team
brain on diet: eat all the things!
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Measure All the Dogwhelks
EVERYONE IS STEVE71
Delete all the history
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last week of summer staff make all the pottery!
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reading week is here  save all studying for sunday
AFTER LASIK I CAN SEE ALL THE THINGS!
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Eat All the turkey bacon
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tea bag all players
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Play all the Im sports
upvotes for everyone
Get All the karmas
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Procrastinate All the Homework
Mark 7:37 he has done all the things welL!
final exams? all the people at ieseg after midnight!
give you  all my love
Use All the sarcasm!
you don't give a crap but we all take one
Cook all the foods!
roc royal throw away all your shirts
OPTIONAL FOR UNIVERSITY  TO IMPLEMENT AN S.S.A. FEE charge the maximum allowable!
Beat daria at all sports
Beat lorenzo daria lamas at all sports and games
UNI BUS Y U NO STOP??
Download all the internet
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MAKE ALL THE TOAST
Power Fist Make things work now
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imperial mnight buy tickets from me!!
make out with  all the boys
give all the children heroin
Forced to play goalkeep block ALL the shots!
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ROADRUNNER CAFE EAT ALL THE PIZZA
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Count ALL THE advices!
SKIP ALL THE HALF TIMES
THINK UP ALLLL THE RAGE COMICS
OCCUPY ALL THE INTERNETS
Hug All The cute animals
study ALL THE MAJORS
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ALL THE EXCEL IN Global studies
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describe songs as tasty eat all the songs!
sleep all the time
like all the photos of girls in bikini!
VALENTINE'S DAY?  BUY ALL THE CANDY AT 50% OFF
Appreciate All the members
ALEX SAVED ALL THE GOALS!
SHOW AND SHARE ALL THE BOTS
Waiting for cast list have all the panic attacks
too fat must lose all the excess fats!
feed your head with all the things you'll need when you're hungry
BUY ALL THE CLASS SHIRTS
DRAFT ALL THE GUARDS
CHANGE ALL THE BEDDINGS
fake all ped 100 fitness logs
didnt pay for textbook found pdf for free
All the things you are
Enjoy all the free time sleep all morning
Smeeagain ! Goan F**k yourself! i'm goin to bali!
Jos DUMA CU HASHTAG!
this bug happens ALL the time
do all the coke
Gogoplata All the white belts
KEEP all the money
give all my secrets away
Fall from all the horses!
guidance counselor leaves bowl of candies and leaves room take all the candies
Occupy All the Wall streets
HUG ALL THE FRIENDS
Screw  the bieber's girl
Sou PEi all the kwai loks
Get all the views
WIN all the aeroball games
love you all the time
copy all the popular memes!
can't STOP THINKING OF YOU  ALL THE TIME!
HUG All the puppies!
do homework last minute always!
make in&#234;s do all meme faces
drink all the beer
Spend all the  Money
eat all the pies!!!
misuse this meme all the time
Saturday Take all the seats
Drink All the ginger ales
DRAFT ALL THE QUARTERBACKS
WIPE OUT WHOLE SERVER
gorilla cheese all the votes
Make  All the comments
paint all  the walls
skyrim! Kill all the dragons!
JOIN ALL THE TABLES!
PLEDGE ALL THE DOLLARS!
eat all your vegetables
☠eat☠ all the lenas!
Get all  the nobel prizes!
GROPU!!
LEARN all the formulas!
Hunter-seeker missle all the things
GIVE ALL THE UPVOTES
Buy  all of the appliances
rehearse all the songs!! party all night long!!
KILIG to le BONES ALL THE TIME
EAT ALL THE things!
Finished!! all quests in sky--'...would you go kill this dragon for me?'
Promote All the way!
FLIP ALL THE TABLES!
Fetch all the basics
STUDY ALL THE STEP 1 REVIEW BOOKS!
sopa contradict all the rights
STeal All the rupees!
yeah no fail
ACTA wypierdalaj
ACTA? Download all the internet
LOAD ALL THE RECIPES
HARASS ALL THE SEXY BROADS ON INSTAGRAM
SOPA is coming Go to pelourinho and download all the series
STEAL ALL THE CLOTHES
Let tHe idiocracy Commence
Withdraw All of sopa
Fiber optics installed torrent all the things
GET ALL THE COMMENTS
Be ALL THE CLASSES
Feed ALL the Friends with halloumi
TAKE ALL the courses
Light all the candles
Listen to All the Metals
dog comes in smell all the crouches!!!!!!!!!!!
sopa stop all the internet
pick all the preferences
Boycott all the mueller products
Consider all the input variables
Skyrim: Kill all the npcs
PHOTOBOMB All THE THINGS
Report all the damage users
Kill All The clients
COLLECT ALL THE REMOTES
get all  petković points
Get ALL The 'likes'
HOT sauce  all the food
smoke all the weed
Buy  all the fries!
Apply to All the things
SHEAR ALL THE THINGS!!!
Lets eat all the chocolate From chocolate cookies
All the dillon
BUY ALL THE ENDORSEMENTS
hug ALBERT!
Aggregate  all the links!
What do we automate? All the things!
steal all the cards
rompi tutti li  cojoni
Punch all  The attractive people
set it for all the clocks
Tabak anib
spam your wall all semester long
Write all the net ionic equations
DELETE ALL THE HO'S ON FACEBOOK
Shutdown ALL  THE CITRIX SERVERS
Marx-embed all the torys!
EAT ALL THE POO
DELETE EVERYTHING!!!
buy all the school supplies!
SPEND all The money
LEARN ALL the shit for exams
First day of class? read all the syllabuses!!
Ace all the things
Fail all  exams
ditch all classes!
Invite all of the bitches
LIKE ALL THE COMMENTS
CLICK LIKE IN ALL THE PHOTOS
TOMORROW FAIL ALL THE MIDTERM EXAM!!
troll  all the beta fags
BUY ALL THE LENSES
Reproduce all the things
re-do all the memes!
I love you  all day long
playing with friends feed all the other guys!
Reddit hoodie model is All the races!
we'ev got all the right friends !!
be brilliant At all the basic rules!!!
Mute all the romanians
Post while drunk Delete all the comments
BOXING DAY BUY ALL THE ELECTRONICS!
play all the records
what if april fools is really on april 2nd and we have been april fooled all this time
What if when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there It's actually God playing Sims and he just cancelled your action?
What if oxygen is poisonous  and takes 80 years to kill us
What if I really am the 1
What if calculus teachers are really just pirates And they use us to find 'x' SO they can get their treasure
what if internet explorer is really shit because no-one sends an error report
What if the reason we have no visitors from the future is because we have no future
What if people used to be able to make wishes then someone wished they couldn't
wHAT IF OXYGEN MAKES OUR VOICE DEEPER aND HELIUM BRINGS IT BACK TO NORMAL?
what if this meme has 1
What if anti-virus companies invented viruses in the first place
WHAT IF ACTUALLY THERE IS AFTERLIFE AND OUR GRANDMA IS WATCHING US MASTURBATE
what if santa is real but nobody is good enough to get a present?
WHAT IF GOD IS SECRETLY RECRUITING SMART PEOPLE AND USING THE BIBLE TO FIGURE OUT WHO THE DUMB ONES ARE?
If two lesbians are in a relationship Who makes the sandwiches?
What if deja vu means you actually died and are returning to your last checkpoint
What if fruit loops are just gay cheerios?
If the devil only punishes bad people  Doesn't that make him good
what if princess Peach wants to be with Bowser But mario keeps kidnapping her
what if i'm so retarded i don't know i'm retarded
WHAT IF TEETH ARE WORTH THOUSANDS  AND THE TOOTH FAIRY RIPPED ME OFF ALL THOSE YEARS?
What it north korea is a free and happy democracy and they just decided to troll the rest of the world?
What if the 1st person to eat a poisnous berry was just highly allergic and now we're missing out on an amazing berry?
what if we're all infected and zombies are spreading the cure
what if hogwarts isn't real And harry made it up to cope with living under a cupboard
what if i'm not actually the cutest boy in the world and my mom just said that to boost my self-esteem?
what if everything out of your field of VIEW  doesnt exist UNTIL you look at it?
What if my phone really does vibrate but the government deletes my text before i see it?
What if CIA made me a conspiracy meme TO MAKE ALL CONSPIRACIES look stupid when they're ACTUALLY true
What if gangnam style was a giant rain dance and we brought sandy on ourselves?
What if the dogs let themselves out?
WHat If Facebook Is a people pokedex And Mark Zuckerberg is the ultimate pokemon trainer
what if we all see different colors but call them by the same name
WHAT IF EVERY TIME SOMEONE ASKED IF YOU ARE GAY... THEY ARE SECRETLY WISHING YOU WOULD SAY YES TO ASK YOU OUT?
if the multiverse theory is true is there a universe where the multiverse theory isn't true?
what if air is poisionous but it takes 90 years to kill you
What if my bad luck with relationships exists because i didn't forward that chain letter in middle school?
what if i like it but don't put a ring on it?
what if stephen hawking is just a severely handicapped person sitting in an incredibly intelligent wheelchair
what if dogs can use the toilet but they just think it's funny to shit in your garden and watch you clean it up?
If there is a zombie attack in vegas does it stay in vegas?
What if Only the tags of items are made in china
What if all gays were hipsters and they date guys because girls are too mainstream?
What if justin bieber is so high in the charts
What if im happy and i know it and i dont wanna clap my hands?
What if there is a company called the leading brand that gets paid by other companies to make really crappy products?
What if conspiracy keanu meme is really the government telling all of their secrets through popular media
what if stephen hawking discovered alien life and they disabled him so he can't tell the truth?
What if our planet is just god's highschool biology project
What if tupac is alive... and we're just holograms?
wHAT IF MY ROOM ISN'T MESSY and my organizational skills are just too advanced for everyone
What if the myans knew about sopa And this is how the world ends
What if the mirror is reality and we are the reflection?
What if there's a phobia about telling other people your phobias?
what if 'terms & conditions'  held the cure for cancer but no one knew
there's something slightly different with each conspiracy keanu picture
What If MY WHOLE LIFE IS A DREAM AND WHEN I WAKE UP IM STILL 3 YEARS OLd
what if someone simply walks into mordor
What if it really was a cool story and she wants me to tell it again?
what if all the 10 year olds on xbox really did do you mom?
what if i am retarded AND EVERYONE ACTS LIKE IM NORMAL JUST TO MAKE ME FEEL NORMAL?
What if the Mayans Were the biggest trolls ever
What if someone took a really awful photo of me and i don't know that it's being used as a popular meme?
what if the dryer is a portal to the fourth dimension but only socks can travel through it
WHAT IF EVERYONE THAT IS SEARCHING FOR ALIENS ARE ALIENS IN DISGUISE
what if my 1 upvote is not just my 1 upvote
what if the world did just end.... and we're ALL ghosts?
If the Children are invisible... How does kony find them?
What if we've already died and the earth is hell?
What if Pinky was also a genius and was stopping Brain from taking over the world on purpose?
what if i really was the 1
WHAT IF KEANU MADE THIS MEME JUST SO PEOPLE WILL REMEMBER HIM?
what if the statue of liberty is really a giant weeping angel and it only stays still because of all the tourists?
what if im sexy but i dont know it
What if neal patrick harris is only gay  because women are no longer a challenge
What IF Michael Jackson comes back as thriller zombie?
If cockroaches can survive nuclear blasts then what the heck is in Raid?
what if when you walk into a room and forget what you were doing god is playing the sims and just cancelled your action
WHAT IF LIGHTNING IS REALLY THE MEN IN BLACK FLASHING THE WORLD AFTER A UFO SIGHTING?
WHAT IF SOPA IS FAKE AND IT WAS DESIGNED TO GET   US INVOLVED IN POLITICS?
What if the high from weed is an evolutionary adaptation to get us to keep growing it?
What if mark zuckerberg works for the government and he created facebook so they could keep tabs on us?
WHAT IF KONY'S INTENTION WAS TO CREATE AFRICA'S LARGEST DAYCARE but the children had plans of their own
what if december 21
What if all the downvotes are really australian upvotes?
What if all fundamentalist christians are atheists and sound ridiculous just to make more people atheists?
what if hannah montana was wearing a brunette wig?
What if a ninja is pressing enter every time i type something on google?
What if Santa really does exist but no one is good enough to get presents?
what if sopa was created because we made too much fun of americans
WHAT IF THE CAKE IS NOT A LIE?
What if evolution Was just the way god created life?
what if the government invented the Conspiracy keanu meme just to make us think  all of these Conspiracies aren't real?
what if mirrors are portals to a parallel universe but my reflection is stopping me from going through
WhAt if everyone who hates gays Was born that way?
What if hitler knew the anti-christ was a jew but didn't know which one?
What if Stephen Hawking is brain dead and his computer is doing all the theorizing?
What if hostess is just pretending to go out of business to trick us into eating twinkies again?
What if blind people really have x-ray vision and they just see through everything
what if the mayans ended the calendar on 12/21/12 just to troll us
what if retarded people see us as retarded
what if those little birds always in the parking lot at mcdonalds are really whats in the mcnuggets
what if air is actually poisonous and it just takes 80 years to kill us
What if that guy wasn't being a douche And he really did nail my mom last night
What if farts are just the ghosts of the things we eat?
what if I failed the capitcha because I really am a computer
what if everyime someone likes this meme they get closer to discovering a pot of gold?
What if every pokemon was ditto in disguise
what if trix are still fruit shaped but we cant se them because trix is for kids
What if the first guy to ever try POISONOUS berries had an allergic reaction and we are all missing out on the best berries ever
What if water is a drug and withdrawl kills us in 3 days
What If Movies were just trailers for really long other movies?
What if antivirus companies made the viruses in order to be useful?
What if princess wants to be with bowser and mario kidnaps her all the time
What if were all colour blind and colour blind people aren't
What if stupid people exist only because smart people give them sarcastic answers?
what if cleverbot isn't really artificial intelligence but just another person on the other side of the world
What if sopa already passed and the news is just censored
What if air is poisonous  and it just takes 80 to 100 years to kill us?
What if when you walk into a room and forget what you were doing God is playing the SIMs and gust canceled your action
what if basketball was made to controll black people
what if you did have original
what if nicolas cage is a good actor and everyone else is doing it wrong?
What if peope used to be able to make wishes then someone wished they coulden't
what if only dogs can see the ghosts and they keep them away  by barking at 4am
What if steve jobs invented the big mac?
what if kids are silly... and trix are for rabbits
What if there's really a zombie virus breaking out and the government is just blaming bath salts to keep us calm?
what if the mayans  meant sopa with 2012?
what if the matrix is inside of a matix
What if a birth mark is our real skin and the other skin is the birth mark
what if rick santorum was hired by obama so he could get re-elected?
What if the solar sistem is an atom and planets are the electrons around the  nucleus?
what if all your dreams came true but it was just a dream
What if the light at the end of the tunnel is the first light i see in my next life?
What if Sunscreen causes skin cancer And they say it prevents it to sell more of it
what if the world did in fact end and the government just covered it up
iF YOU UPVOTE YOU GET TWO DOWNVOTES
What if the sexy girl in the pop up chat really does want to meet people in my area
what if the hokey pokey isn't what its all about?
what if by 'fly you fools' gandalf was actually telling the fellowship to use the eagles to fly to mordor?
what if the c.i.a invented dinosaurs to discourage time travel?
what if i really am the 1
What if her hips really did lie?
what if tupac really is alive and he's just making holograms of himself and laughing at us
WHAT IF
What if everyone has the same favorite colour We just all use different names for it?
What if the matrix was part of the matrix
What if girls fap just as much as guys do They're just too embarrassed to ever acknowledge it?
what if we are about to die and this is just our lives flashing before our eyes?
What if when they filmed breaking bad They really did it to cook meth?
WHAT IF NONE OF US ARE REALLY ALIVE AND GOD IS JUST REALLY ADDICTED TO THE SIMS
what if they already legalized weed but then everyone got high and forgot
what if socially awkward penguin describes normal people just to make them feel like weirdos
what if I'm actually a great singer  but I still don't know how to properly use my voice?
what if history is the future and time is moving backwards
what if we are aliens and we wiped out the entire earth population
what if the universe was created five seconds ago and history was designed to test our faith?
What if Pluto really is a planet?? And scientist are just haters
what if there are no conspiracies and i'm just paranoid
what if humans actually existed millions of years ago and they were so advanced they moved to another planet
what iff gravity is invented by the government  just to keep us paying for shoes
what if the Obama administration are behind SOPA and they veto it just just to garner support for the elections this year?
what if we all see different colors but call them by the same names
What if all those kids who bully fat kids WERE JUST CONCERNED FOR THE HEALTH OF THEIR PEERS and their limited vocabulary prevented them from expressing their desire to help in a constructive manner
what if space is white and we all just see negative images?
What if oxygen made our voices deeper and helium just made them normal again?
What if the internet was made by ancient egyptians and that's why there are so many cats?
what if a tree doesn't make a sound when it falls in the forest because the other trees know how to keep their mouths shut
WHAT if kony 2012 is actually TARGETING someone completely innocent
if i sound this good in the shower then what do actual singers sound like in there?
what if there is a beautiful girl stalking me and i just don't know it yet
WHAT IF NICKI MINAJ IS THE STUPID HOE SHE's singing about
What if you think thatyou're a normal person but actually you're a retard
what if charlie brown's teacher is speaking in dubstep
what if religion started as a joke but then people started taking it way to seriously
what if teachers know that the stuff they teach won't help us later in life and they're just trolling us?
What if scUmbag Steve is actUally a good guy ANd Good guy Greg is actually a scumbag
what if the toys you get in kids meals are alive  but are put in the bags to suffocate them?
What if task manager stops responding what then
What if disney makes their tv shows AWFUL  to make their movies look better in comparison
What if Pintrest was invented by men To get women to make better sandwiches?
What if star wars is real it's just on the other side of the galaxy
what if when my ears ring  Its really just the govenrment reading my mind
WHAT IF THE DRYER DOESNT EAT YOUR SOCKS BUT GIVES YOU AN EXTRA ONE
WHAT IF AUTOCORRECT IS JUST A NSA Employee trolling you?
what if santa is real and nobody is good enough to recive presents
What if Only the stickers were made in china
what if all the memes i make are good and the government secretly downvotes them so the theories wont be seen
IF AL GORE BECAME A MUSICIAN HIS FIRST ALBUM WOULD BE CALLED  'ALGORITHMS'
what if my cat is really a pokmon but just hasn't evolved yet
What if asteroid didn't kill dinosaurs but they evolved into inteligent beings
What if God created evolution
what if i 'm a meme?
what if the mayans didn't predict the end of the world but predicted the day gangnam Style got a billion views?
what if memes were created by the real forever alone guy so that he could get friends
What if atheists actually believe in god and are trying to make more room for themselves in heaven
what if lewis is just one of simon's voices?
What if my vote decides the fate of this post
What if Water is poisonous it just takes 80 years to kill us
What if Apple is scanning your fingers for the nsa
WHAT if the reason we're still alive is because desmond saved us all
What if halo 4 being released on election day Helped obama wiN the election?
What if the hokey pokey really is what it's all about?
What if santa is real
WHAT IF WE ARE ALL CHARACTERS IN A VIDEO GAME PLAYED BY THE GODS
what if the mayans predicted acta and their calendar is censored past 2012
What if Those Free Ipads Were Real And We never Just clicked to get them
WHAT IF GTA IS REAL IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE AND WE JUST CONTROL ONE PERSON THERE?
what if life is really a dream  and when we die we wake up from it?
what if i'm actually dreaming and everyone around me is my subconscious That would mean some part of my subconscious is Glenn Beck
what if we all see different colors but we're just taught that they're the same
what if Leo doesnt die at the end of titanic and he washes ashore at the beginning of inception?
WHAT IF BIRD ISN'T THE WORD?
what if we can actually breathe in space and the government doesn't want us to escape?
what if the comet that killed the dinosaurs was a missle And we landed
What if guys date taylor swift just because they want a song written about them
What if zombies are real but act normal
what if memes are an invention of the government to keep our asses discracted from stuff that is going on in real life
what if we're all inside a game and asians are just premium users?
What if the red pill and the blue pill did the same thing And they just wanted us to think we had the choice?
What if gillette  isn't the best a man can get
What if i scumbag steve is really a okay person  And people just hate the hat
If you play a justin bieber song backwards you'll hear messages from the devil but If you play it forwards
What if what the mayans predictedIS THE FALL  OF NORTH AMERICA and the start of panem
What if 'the man' is gay and likes it when we 'stick it to him'
What if all Batman's villains are Alfred dressed up to make Bruce feel better?
What if angels with flaming swords WerE actually jedis?
what if amazon is a group of warrior ladies and our money pays for their weapons
what if buttholes are actually open all the time and that's where the food comes from?
What if xbox kinect is self aware and it's gathering data for a terminator-like judgement day?
What if your beard Is actually growing you?
What if santa has the power to stop time And we sleep for years while he is giving presents
what if socially awkward penguin made every meme but was too shy to take credit
what if the wright brothers were the wrong brothers?
What if all these sopa and acta is only to increase the sales on guy fawkes masks
what if i am the reflection from the mirror?
What if April Fools Day Doesn't exist And it's been the longest prank in history
What if blizzard intentionally crashed their servers as a way to tell college students to study for their finals?
what if video games were created by aliens and they just wanted to see who'd pose the biggest threat
What if babys were only born crying because they were crying about their death in the past life
what if justin bieber is actually male?!
What if Rick santorum is actually a democrat purposely spewing the most transparent  & illogical bile possible in order to destroy Republican credibility
What if dubstep is really aliens trying to communicate with us
what if the first test of the death star is 12/21/12  and earth is alderaan
what if the first person who ate poison berries was just allergic and we're missing out on a delicious berry?
What if theres some ALTERNATE universe   where duel monsters use cards of us to battle
what if keanu is right about everything but the government made him a meme to make us think its all a joke
what if animals are really pokemon we just don't know it
What if every time a cd skips it's actually a disruption in the space-time continuum?
wHAT IF THIS IS THE BEST MEME IN THE WORLD AND WE JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET?
WHAT IF DINOUSAURS WENT EXTINCT BECAUSE THEY BECAME SUPER ADVANCED AND THE REAPERS KILLED THEM ALL
What if apple created sandy just to prove apple maps right?
What if the world really ended in 2012? But we don't know that we actually died?
I wonder what captain hook's name was before that crocodile bit off his hand
what if keanu reeves is the person making all of these
What if one person is in a coma right now and we're all just part of their dream
If Schwarz is the color Black in German Does that mean we had a BlackNeggar as the govenor of california?
what if i was created by the government to distract you from real conspiracies?
what if steve jobs was killed in order to sell more apple products
What if everytime you go to bed You die in this dimension and wake up in antother dimension
what if everyone used to be zombies but we had a human apocalypse?
what if i got caught fapping by my mom but she sneaked away to save me the embarassment
what if chicken tastes like everything
What if DINOSAURS were made up by the government to cover up the EXISTENCE of pokemon?
If satan punishes the bad people doesn't that make him good?
What if every song is a remix from the dubstep version?
WHAT IF MARTIANS FROM SPACE JAM ARE BACK AND KOBE IS JUST TRYING TO PROTECT HIS TEAMMATES' ABILITIES FROM BEING STOLEN
Maybe Pedobear is just a suit worn by the Pope
What if that marriage equality symbol on facebook is actually a picture of two dicks
What if I'm actually In a Mental Hospital And everything happening right now is just in my imagination?
if there are millions more planets out there what if some of them still have dinosaurs on them?
What if missing persons cases isn't them actually being kidnapped but Is actually the matrix hiding the fact they got out?
WHAT IF THE ATTACK ON THE BOSTON MARATHON WAS REALLY NORTH KOREA'S NUCLEAR MISSILE ATTACK?
What if the members of the westboro baptist church are all atheists who just want to make christians look bad?
what if the hipsters who think they're not mainstream  are really mainstream
What if incognito window  puts us on a government watch list?
What if we're the alien invaders and the aliens just want their planet back?
what if everyone sees colors wrong and only colorblind people see them correctly
what if we are really about to die and our whole lives are just a long flashback?
what if the pope is an atheist trolling us all?
what if minecraft is real and we're on the other side of the computer
what if bible... its the first role-playing game ever made
what if we are in school at a young age because we are gullible and will believe their lies?
what if stephen hawking really died years ago and some cruel alien is just remote controlling him around our world
WHAT if my mother had sex with a black guy but i'm a black albino
What if they already created Jurassic park and we haven't found out
What if water is actually a drug and the withdraw kills us in three days
WHAt if divorce attorneys secretly ran DATING WEBSITES?
what if ie is so bad beause no one sent the error reports?
WHAT IF DROWNING IS THE ONLY WAY TO GET TO ATLANTIS
what if kony 2012 is just a way to get widespread appeal to invade africa
what if i'm sexy and i don't know it?
What if Shutter Island was a prequel to Inception?
what if bigfoot really is blurry and photographers are taking great pictures?
what if meme itself is the only meme?
What if it really was a cool story and he does want me to tell it again
What if being gay is genetic and its natural selection trying to reduce the population?
What if i'm the only person alive. and everybody else are just robots to test me for heaven?
What if oreo only came out in support of gay rights so people in the south loose weight
What if auto-correct  is trying to get us laid and we keep ruining the chance
What if celebrities are distracting us from all the shit the government is doing?
What if Jack Black  Plays Black Jack?
WHAT IF RUSSIA IS THREATNING UKRAINE TO GET WORLDS ATTENTION OFF OF NORTH KOREA?
What if the media is biased towards liberals? Oh wait...
what if 'sarcasm is the lowest form of wit' Is meant to be sarcastic?
What if paper cuts are trees trying to get back at us?
What if Antoine dodson was talking about kony?
what if all the teens that are meesing up memes on facebook are really using them incorrectly on purpose to troll us?
What if we see colors wrong and only colorblind people can see the true colors?
what if i dont say anything that makes sense but people still see this words and wonder how long it will take for them to read it because the words are so small compared to the 2 words above?
WhAt if Garrus wasn't really doing calibrations And he was just dicking around on his iPhone the whole time?
what if anonymous is actually the government and the government is just trolling us
maybe we all did win iphones and could get ripped in 4 weeks
what if the myans were right about the end of the world but Gangnam style reached 1 billion views and saved it
What if Christianity is all true And Christians are just really bad at explaining it?
WHAT IF THIS MEME IS MADE BY THE FBI NOT FOR FUN BUT TO SEE HOW MUCH WE KNOW ALREADY
What if good guy Greg  Was really a scumbag
what  if your happy and you know it but clapping makes you sad
If pluto isn't considered a planet are dwarves not real people?
What if nintendo released a fake timeline because we got to close to figuring out the to the real one?
What if we're just npcs in someone's the sims?
What if pinky is the genius and the brain is insane
what if we've all already died and this is our heaven
what if aliens visit us all the time but disguise their crafts as planes
what if it wasn't the cat that took a shit in my lunchbox
what if k-pop trend is created by north korea as a psychological weapon on asia?
what if the world doesn't end in 2012 but instead we get superpowers?
what if michael jackson was born white but when he was a child
what if it's better to have questions that can't be answered  than answers that can't be questioned?
What if I was just a pile of brain cells in a laB And mY entire liFe was a result of some scientist sending Electricity through It.
what if the sea level is increasing because the huge amount of cargo boats and ships
what if cats had there own internet and they have pictures of us
what if meme is actually spelled meem and we are realy just getting trolled
WHAT IF WHEN JESUS ASCENDED INTO HEAVEN HE WAS ACTUALLY BEING ABDUCTED BY ALIENS
What if north Korea is a utopia and nobody wants us to escape there
what if my story was actually cool and he wasn't trolling me
What if call of duty and battlefield were invented by the government Just to recruit new soldiers for their highly skilled special forces?
what if one could simply walk into mordor? and the hobbits have been taken to isengard?
WHAT IF TOBACCO IS THE GOVERNMENTS WAY FOR CONTROLLING overpopulation
what if eddie was the only musician of iron maiden and the band only a mascot
What if the only reason I had friends in school... Was Stockholm syndrome?
what if ed hardy was secretly created by woman so they could more easily identify douchebags
what if the government made this meme to distract us from real conspiracies?
what if cheney and the bushes rigged obama's wins knowing his presidency will result in a hundred years or republican control?
What if the only things that exist are ideas and ideas of ideas
what if my life is a dream in which i figure out my life is a dream
what if we're actually aliens but we don't know until our human body dies
what if we were all born with a universal tongue and we teach babies otherwise
What if Scumbag Steve... Is Snookies child from the future?
What if those ancient tablets are just FOSSILIZED IPADS?
what if the conspiracy keanu meme was created by the government to be in control of all the conspiracy theories we know
When you delete recycle bin... Where does it go?
what if i'm sexy and i dont know it
What if star wars happened a long time ago Because the reapers wiped them out
What if it's never lupus because the writers want house to be diagnosed with it in the season finale?
what if memes are just pictures with words?
what if starships... weren't meant to fly
what if air is actually poisonous and it just takes years to kill us
What if the light you see when you die
what if i am really retarted and everyone is just being nice to me?
What if good guy Greg is really the scumbag  and he's just making steve look bad?
what if i use this meme wrong and yet it still  works out in the end?
What if i could act
What if when you smoked weed Everyone else got stoned
what if the matrix is real and the movies are just a sick joke?
WHAT IF THE REPOSTERS ARE OUR SOULS MATES WHO ARE THINKING THE SAME WAY WITH US?
What if all other bronies enjoy the show because it's hilariously bad and i'm the only one who thinks it's good?
what if i am being watched by the world and i am the only one who doesn't know it
What if asians are the evolution of the human race?
what if government downvotes my posts to hide dangerous secrets into oblivion?
what if trix aren't           just for kids and we're missing out     on amazing cereal?
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What if the NSA is actually Google?
What if every time we jerk off into the toilet & Flush someone collects it to make babies
What if Osama is at the bottom of the ocean waiting to be revived like megatron?
What if yoda's real name is dayo?
what if 9/11 attacks were an iraq version of 'jackass'?
The internet says everything is fake     But what if
What if the statue of liberty is a weeping angel and it doesn't move because someone is always looking at it?
What if real life is just a video game and when you die you reset
if there are 1.3 billion people in china why do i never see them on facebook?
what if all these 'like if you hate cancer' statuses are just cancer trying to find out its ENEMIES
what if april fools day was really on april 2nd? and the whole thing was an april fools joke the whole time
if god was a woman wouldn't we all be sandwiches?
What if gay people are skinny becase they don't have women to cook for them
what if we got letters from hogwarts and our parents hid it.
WHAT IF MY MY ROOM IS FULL OF NINJAS BUT I CAN'T SEE THEM BECAUSE THEY ARE NIJAS?
what if nike didn't do it?
WHAT IF SNOOP DOGG
What if rick astley gives me up and lets me down
What if the creators of Kony2012 created all the anti kony2012 memes to raise more awareness
what if bacteria are the normal ones and we are the invaders
What If god was one of us? just a stranger on a bus?
What if im the dragonborn and i just don't know it yet
what if hogwarts is real and we're all just muggles
what if i am schizophrenic and everyone I know is just in my imagination
what if zelda was never really in danger but merely playing hard to get
what if cold medicine made you more sick so you would buy more
WHAT IF ANONYMOUS WAS CREATED BY THE FBI AND EVERY TIME WE AGREE WITH THEM
WHAT IF Lamar Smith CAME FROM THE FUTURE  AND CREATED SOPA TO STOP  SKYNET?
what if i'm the only human and everybody else are robots?
What if the weatherman  could actually predict the weather?
how can lost lake be on a map?
What if old people do understand social media and they are showing us how dumb we look?
what if a lot of these memes are made by... stupid people?
What if... we are all just characters in a book???
What if the screams and tears done at your birth are over the fact that your last memory you experienced was the most tragic pain possible
what if god didn't nail everything on his first try and evolution was just a trial and error process
WHAT IF ANONYMOUS POLLS ARE NOT REALLY ANONYMOUS AND ALL THE PROBLEMS IN MY LIFE HAVE BEEN CAUSED BY SOMETHING THAT I SAID?
What if the presidential elections are an alien reality tv show where they they make us vote for the biggest retard
What if minecraft is the real world?
what if babies and aids  were invented by condom companies to make money
what if dogs already have names and the ones we make up for them are way off
WHat if i failed a meme and everyone liked it
what if i won an ipad and i thought it was a virus
What if we're just actors who are really into their roles
What if every keanu meme is written in fact by keanu reeves himself?
what if the simpsons are watching us through their tv when they sit on the couch
what if we once had fairy godparents but now we are older and dont remember it?
What if another one doesn't bite the dust
WHAT IF this meme was telling the truth Just no one takes it seriously because its a meme?
what if in real life scumbag steve was a good guy and good guy greg was a scumbag
What if it wasn't cancer And joe paterno just didn't want to see another pats-Giants superbowl
what if 11s was a terrorist attack instead of an inside job?
what if we are all gods and being alive is a prison sentence?
and this first? what if you read this 2nd
if there's a san diego... where is san dora?
WHAT IF DONKEY KONG IS REAL AND WE ARE THE VIDEO GAME
what if birthmarks are your real skin and the rest of your skin is birthmarks
what if aliens disguise their spaceships like airplanes and fly over us everyday undetected
what if I was in the matrix and Morpheus tripped over the Cord?
What if our world was actually a story in a book and god is the author that writes it
What if Internet Explorer 11 is actually good
what if I am an alien checking the earth but i have no clue
What if my friends who wrote 'Hogwarts' as their school on facebook  Actually graduated from hogwarts?
what if the internet really is a series of tubes and he was the one making fun of us?
what if school is just a place to fill our brains up with crap so that we can't learn anything that actually matters?
what if we dont go insane... but sane in an insane world
what if kanye going on stage was just a ploy so taylor would become more popular?
what if the taliban are the freedom fighters and we're the terrorists?
what if autocorrect knows what its doing?
What if im the dragonborn and just dont know it yet
What If we have hundreds of Bigfoot pictures HEs just Looks blurry in peRson
What if aliens want to kill stupid people and that's why they attack the usa first
What if the final enemy in mass effect 3 Was only trying to stop you from watching the terrible ending
what if global warming is just revenge of the dinosaurs?
What if  The statue of liberty really is a giant weeping angel who never moves because someone is always looking at her
If i eat myself will I get twice as big or disapear completely?
what if blizzard made the beta deliberately boring so people wouldnt play and their servers would be ok?
What if the video game character is controlling me to control the controller the way it wants to be controlled...
What If You are actually the only person alive EVERYONE ELSE IS A HALLUCINATION YOUR MIND CREATED SO YOU WOULDN'T BE LONELY.
What if the flashing light on phone towers are constantly taking pictures of us?
Brian Griffin  Now Paul Walker WTF
what if the universe has not begun yet and we are the echo of a future event?
What if susan strong is finn's mother?
What if everyone's life is a lie and once we find out What the thing is that's a lie
What ıf ı'm sexy but ı dont know ıt
WHAT if double take are really ke$ha and rebecca black?
What if when we sleep time doesn't keep going and we are actually teleported in time
What if these really aren't the droids I'm looking for and Obi Wan is telling the truth?
WHAT IF A DOG'S BARK IS ACTUALLY 'FUCK' IN THEIR LANGUAGE?
What if cleverbot isn't just an ai but a database that stores and learns from our conversations for the sole purpose of talking to other cleverbots after the apocalypse so that the aliens might think we're still alive and come back to resurrect our species with their space magic??
what if everyone at school realizes That I tried to cut my own hair?
what if the desert is just a beach with no ocean
what if I go to hell when I die because I didn't like that picture on facebook?
what if your voice recorded is actually what you really sound like?
What if everyone on facebook is a fake and I am the only one that uses it
What if the premiere of games of thrones is not on the first of april but instead its a god damn aprils fool joke
What if dreaming is life and life is a dream
What if paper were invented to help win a secret war against the trees
what if my dreams are realities from PARALLEL universes and my reality is one of thier dreams
it's the middle of the day... Why is the moon still out?
what if my acting is so convincing that everyone
What if we're all brothers and sisters and being inbred is the norm
what if my mom pays all my friends to act like im normal when im actually retarded
What if Rick Santorum is actually an Atheist And just opens his mouth to make the christians look bad?
What if that guy online didn't just try to make me mad and actually did f**k my mom
what if sopa is.. the biggest troll ever?
WHAT IF SOPA WAS JUST A DISTRACTION SO ACTA COULD GO UNNOTICED?
What if i was so funny they put me in the fail tier to hide my funnyless from unworthy people?
What if the world is silent and the sounds we hear are the ones we make up
WHAT IF WATER IS THE REASON OF DEATH?
what if god doesn't exist and someone just wrote a really good fairy tale
What if the meme i made was already made by someone else
What if i am all the reddit users and i just have alzheimers
What if theres another ending to skyrim
what if the only reason all the highway speed limits are raised is to lower our mpg and force us to spend more money on gas?
What if the fan blades are sitting still and the motor is spinning everything else
What if snopes.com is fake?
what if Christian Bale married Kristen Bell?
what if luis suarez is actually a zombie and is trying to start the zombie apocalypse
What if earth is the galaxy's mental institution
what if tanning beds are made by willy wonka and he's turning girls into Oompa loompas
What if congress doesn't want to raise taxes on millionaires and billionaires because everyone in congress is a millionaire or a billionaire
WHAT IF WE ACTUALLY DIED ON THE 21st AND ARE NOW ALL HAVING THE SAME DREAM IN THE AFTERLIFE?
What if the reason my love life is so bad is because I never sent those chain emails to 10 people
what grade am i in the summer?
What if every country singer is the same guy
What if black and white are just colours all humans can't see?
what if birds  wish they could run
what if reality tv was real?
waht if god was just a scientist  who got really good at playing
what if the oompa loompas were wonka's sex slaves?
WHAT IF YOU EXERCISED? AS MUCH AS YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT BEING FAT
What if linked in actually lied about all the passwords being stolen in an attempt to gain traffic on their site
What if the bathsalts.. is actually a cover up
What if heaven does exist but it's only for athiests
What if research papers weren't really for you but really the teacher didn't want to reseach those people for themselves
What if film makers are promising us awesome movies in 2013 because they know the world will end before they can deliver?
what if autocorrect sucks on purpose so we can make funny pictures about it?
what if a mirror is a parallel universe?
what if someone has found the cure for cancer but will only use it if a facebook comment about hating cancer gets a certain amount of likes?
What if it isn't stars in the sky but holes in a giant tent around the earth?
WHAT IF CHICKENS CAN FLY BUT THEY ONLY DO IT AT NIGHT?
what if all those girls are not making duck faces  and the ducks are the ones making girl faces?
what if we really are in the matrix and that's why i've never aged
What if someone thinks my thoughts as me in their head so I think
what if aliens put us here to see if earth was safe to live on before they get here?
What if Mark zuckerburg is creating timelines as written history for children of the survivors of the zombie apocalypse?
what if there is a movie that reveals biggest secrets in life   rated 3.2 on imdb
WHAT IF REPORT CARDS GIVE OUT AN 'E' BUT NO ONES EVER GOT A MARK IN THAT RANGE?
what if white trash people say they've been abducted by ufo's because its easier than saying you've been SODOMIZED by cousin earl
what if the economy is fine and  we're going downhill
What if trump doesn't really want an apprentice and just fires people to improve his ratings?
What if We are zombies And zombies are alive
WHAT IF MEMES WERE JUST MADE SO THAT PEOPLE COULD BE POPULAR ON THE INTERNET
WHAT IF ANTHONY BOURDAIN ACTUALLY MAKES RESERVATIONS?
What if all viruses on Earth Are Really ancient nano-bots?
What if the first person  who ate poison berries was just allergic and we're missing out on a delicious berry?
what if the hokey pokey really isn't what it's all about?
What if things aren't moving at the speed of light but disappearing at the speed of dark
What if Chris Brown Is actually  Just a violent
What if Winrar made a typo and meant it to be 40 years
What if Anonymous Is really just the CIA trying to overthrow our government?
i just realized dark matter probably comes from uranus
'Happy Father's Day' I Said To A Female Customer
What if Half life 3 is confirmed to be cancelled?
What if pokemon bank isn't real and all of japan was just trolling us
what if fake wrestling is actually real and the people in the ring are both utterly horrible at fighting?
what if hell is an oven for humans and god eats them?
what if the matrix was real and i really am   the one
if there is no spoon i will have to drink my soup
what if the page i skipped had what i was looking for
what if i'm sexy  and i don't know it
what if humans from the future invented something that can watch us right now
What if there is no conspiracy and everything is exactly as it seems?!
what if the meteor that killed the dinnosaurs was a spaceship and we're the aliens?
What if it's called the kindle because its the prequel to burning bookS
what if the world did end but earth isn't the world they were talking about
What if Cinco de Mayo and St. Patricks Day are merely an excuse to get wasted via ethnic stereotyping?
what if stupid people are just hipsters acting stupid
What if mEmes aren't Really funny And we just have A terrible sense of humir
What if Swag was created To Increase the number of wiggers?
What if we're all the same person And we're all controlled by a guy with a major split personality disorder
what if i really am the dragonborn but i haven't absorbed any dragon souls yet?
what if people are using my face as a meme
what if matrix 2 and 3 was made by the matrix itself and we got so puzzled we discard the truth of matrix 1?
What if the US mortgage crisis was just the beginning of an elaborate american plot to break up the EU?
What if there are people who dont play diablo 3
what if by liking pictures of terminally ill people i provide them with a cure
what if memes are people and we're the  memes?
you can't remember your own birth you can't remember the beginning of a dream
what if stereotypes are followed  so the target can accuse others of being racist?
if i ate myself would i become twice as big or dissapear?
what if she really does meth with them and the kid didn't misspell math
what if we're really inside the matrix and those in the real world are the so called 'Terrorists'
What if tupacs hologram wasn't a hologram
What if you're in a coma and this message is the only sign for  you to wake up!!?
what if douchebags speak to eachother in code and are actually spies?
what if our universe is really a computer program?
what if the government invented dinosaurs to try and prevent time travel
what if when i was acting for the movie 'the matrix' i was in the matrix?
What if the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world he was gods only son?
what if it   really is pronounced     leviooosah
What if the government is genuinely unintelligent  Because the majority of voters are morons
What if schools are made to prevent us from learning?
what if all of those bands sucked even before they were famous and you just have shitty taste in music
WHAT IF I accidently PUT MY CUMSOCK BACK IN MY SOCK DRAWER AND IM WEARING IT RIGHT NOW?
What if pot made us see reality And the reason the GOVERNMENT won't legalize it is because they're BLinding us
What if the kids 'are' alright?
what if im not surprised but relieving my bowels
What if we are all lab rats And IKEA is the maze
What if reddit WAS CREATED BY A BUNCH OF DOG people to make cat people antisocial
What if she was the one? But I let her get away.
what if dreams are reality and this is an dream
WHAt IF all the dinosaurs just turned into Thesauruses
What if my parents aren't real And I just live in my own basement?
What if raspberry is actually strawberry and vice versa
What if I'm the only real person on the internet and you all are just programs!?
What if everytime you imagine something its actually a window into a world its happening in
wHAT IF BY HER SAYING'SHES OUT OF MY LEAGUE' SHE MEANT I'M IN A MUCH HIGHER ONE
what if engineering isn't all that difficult it's just that engineers whine a lot?
What if I took my eyeball out and found a bunch of lost eyelashes from over the years and I cleaned em out and then I had 20/20 vision?
I'd like to think that I'm popular but what if everyone i know is in my head
What if memes got old but no one knows it yet
what if reposts are deja vu's to make us know the future posts
what if all adults were really being lied too and santa is real
if homeless people need money why do they waste it on cardboard and sharpies?
what if y2k really happened and i'm actually sleeping in a bunker and dreaming about what the world would have been like?
what if our universe is inside a gigantic mirror and we are the reflection of the actual universe?
nsa's top secret program is called prism so is facebook's big data platform
Maybe 9/11 happened on 9/11 Because it was Assad's birthday
What if half life 3 hasn't come out yet because valve keeps making hats for tf2
What if the British Empire Came About As a Way to Escape Britain's Bad Weather
what if the govt really was just incompetent and we all knew  but kept them in power anyway?
WHAT IF THIS IS THE YEAR THE GYMS STAY CROWDED AFTER JANUARY?
what if when somebody promises you something
what if humans used to live on mars but left because they ran out of water
What iF the Only way to make USA great again Is more horses and bayonets?
what if people with haunted houses are really just telekinetic and dont know it
what if a time machine was invented in the future and a dumbass took it back to our times to realize it wasnt invented yet
What if the world was a marble
What if the Asteroid that killed the Dinosaurs was a UFO! And we are the Aliens?
What if aliens created weird types of clouds just so they could hide their ships
What if the answer to life is hidden in the itunes end user license agreement
What if the dinosaurs were a spacefaring species But the reapers wiped them out 65 million years ago.
you know those times when you walk into a room and forget what your doing? well what if you saw an alien and the men in black erased your memory?
If i  ate myself
what if life is a videogame and the people at the top have cheats godmode
What if boxers were meant for gay guys and we have been wearing them backwards
What if Eduard Khil Is not actually dead and trolling us
what if vince mcmahon hired hulk hogan to destroy tna from the inside
what if midgets were normal size and every else was just giant
what if oxygen made our voices deeper and helium brings it back to normal
what if wishes really do come true but a long time ago someone wished no wishes would come true again
what if all these inaccurate memes are attempts at creating newspeech?
what if 90% of those in positions of power are narcissistic psychopaths with no ability to empathize or feel compassion
what if minnie and daisy are actually mickey and donald in drag?
What if the world's population are really aliens and they are just studying you?
What if Harry Potter never was a wizard and his adventures were created as his way of dealing with an abusive family?
What if M. Night shyamalan makes crappy movies on purpose so he can finally reveal his masterpiece in a twist ending to his career?
what if v8 juice is really oil for v8 cars
WhAt if life really is like the truman show...
WHAT IF TUPAC WAS A HOLOGRAM THIS WHOLE TIME AND WE THOUGHT HE WAS A HUMAN
what if algebra teachers are really just pirates and they use us to find 'x' so they can get their treasure
what if we are actually on drugs all the time and weed just brings us back to normality
what if we all know a skill but don't have mana for it
WHAT IF WE ARE ALREADY IN HEAVEN AND WE ARE APOLOGIZING FOR OUR SINS FOR NO REASON
If laughing makes your life longer how come the time goes faster when your having fun?
What if 'period' ıs a myth made up by women to act lıke a bıtch all week
wHAT IF POKEMON USE TO BE REAL BUT THEY WASTED ALL THEIR ENERGY TO SAVE EARTH
WHAT IF the world paused
What if hangover headache means that your head still wants to party
What if we only do cool stuff to post it to facebook
What if keanu is really a good actor acting like a bad actor?
what if  EVERYDAY I'M NOT SHUFFLING
What if oxygen is poisonous and takes 80 years to kill
What if the hall monitors are not pointless and they keep the school from erupting into chaos
What if justin bieber really is a guy
What if life is just an illusion generated by a master race of symbiotic robots?
what if the world is just a game that played by the gods
If in the year 2012 the world will end  why don't we just stop counting them
what if what i perceive to be the color red is what you perceive as the color blue?
What if minecraft is just one huge map and the seed is just your spawn point
what if Evangelion actually made perfect sense and i'm the only one who didn't get it
What if sopa supporters' real intention was to make all the websites close themselves?
WHAT IF THE EDUCATION SYSTEM AND STAPLES ARE WORKING TOGETHER AND FILLING YOUR BACKPACK WITH USELESS STUFF
What if sopa and pipa are only created to distract our attention from acta
what if we're stuck in a time loop
what if bill n teds excellent adventure was actually a documentary
what if the universe is alive? could this possible mean we're living inside god?
What if our life is a dream And when we die we actually wake up?
What ıf hogwarts ıs real and wızards and wıtches lıve among us?
What if we're all in a GAME aND ASIANS ARE JUST CHEATERS?
what if cats purr because They have a hair ball they're trying to spit out
My Face when i hear a one direction song
WHAT IF FACEBOOK LIED ABOUT THE NEWS feed experiment just TO SEE HOW WE WOULD ALL REACT TO IT?
what if my computer never slows down but time goes faster
what if rupert grint is picked as the 13th doctor?
What if we see false colours and in reality
What if forever alone had friends but lost their numbers
What if obamacare is really just the best april fools joke ever played
What if a sack was a bag all along
What if the templars are the good guys and the ASSASSINS own ubisoft
WHAT IF DINOSUARS DIDN'T DIE AND ARE HIDING IN THE OCEAN PLANNING AN ATTACK
What if reincarnation is real and my dog has a person trapped inside his body
Your face when the person  before you didn't flush
meme about iphones supporting slavery created on computers made in sweatshops
No Homework????
The future is already here every second of the day !
Why does Tom Hanks piss in every movie?
What if the WBC really supports lgbt rights  and has been using reverse psychology on all of america?
what if government led us to believe that anarchy is bad because anarchy is the biggest threat to government?
What if the earth is flat and nasa lied to prevent suicide jumping from the edge?
THAT MOMEMT. WHEN YOU REALIZE NO ONE WANTS TO TALK TO YOU UNTIL THE MOMENT YOU LEAVE
What if NSA is full of perverts trying to listen in on your phone sex
WHAT IF THOSE ACTORS THAT WERE HIT BY BRUCE LEE WEREN'T ACTING BUT REALLY KNOCKED OUT COLD?
What if Waldo is a criminal and the government is crowdsourcing his manhunt
what if i gave a shit would they have more shits then i do?
what if santa claus really does exist but he's just too lazy to deliver the presents on christmas eve
what if you don't save 15% or more with geico
What if animals are the smart ones?
what if the only reason SUCCESS kid is so sucesfull   is because he is NEIGHBORS with good guy greg
what if Tyrone Phillips  is right and those posts are communist schemes
WHAT IF WE ARE LIVING IN THE MATRIX inside an inception dream?
If I am a nobody
What IF LEMONS WERE THE SWEETEST FRUIT but they were so sweet that they turned sour?
so you're telling me not everything on the internet is true?
What if we all actually died but it was so quick we didn't notice it and we all live in another dimension
what if am retarded  and i dont know because am a retard
What if they already created jurassic park and we haven't found out.
what if the 'or more' you save with geico is just 16%
what if wet dreams were just ghosts giving us handjobs?
What if i wasn't legitimately raped because i got pregnant
what if god was one of us?
What is all these Conspiracies are just an elaborate hoax by hollywood to get my picture out there???
if it takes 9 months for a child to be born
what if the leaning tower of pisa REALLY IS STRAIGHT  and it's earth that's crooked
What if I get trapped in a lucid dream and that becomes my new reality
what if chad smith and will farrell are the same person
What if the colorado shooter was actually brainwashed and funded by the US government To help influence the vote on the UN small arms Treaty?
WHAT if Dora the Explorer  IS THE LOST DAUGHTER OF LARA CORFT
What if The Mayan CALENDAR Doesn't Predict The end Of The World And they are just trolling us?
what if pregnancy is actually delightful and girls are just bitchy about it
what if chick-fil-a is actually pro-gay rights and is trying to poison conservatives by serving them unhealthy food
WHAT IF THE ATTEMPT TO ESCAPE YOUR DESTINY IS PART OF YOUR DESTINY
what if 'nice guys finish last' Is actually a sexual inuendo
what if rhinoceros's were actually obese unicorns
what if oxygen gets you high and weed gets you back normal?
What if fox news was created only to make liberals seem smarter
If the lion is the symbol of holland does that make them lannisters?
what if jesus was just a jedi from a galaxy far far away
what if there is no spoon
What if russians don't like muslims just because they don't drink alcohol
what if Twinkle Twinkle BAH BAH BLACK SHEEP And the Alphabet song all have the same melody?
what if the matrix is real and i'm the chosen one?
What if we are all benders But Amon SUCCEEDED in taking bending away CENTURIES ago?
what if tobacco and alcohol were just legalised because they kill many of us to cope with overpopulation but psychoactive substances are outlawed because their influence on your thinking could make you find out
what if  we are in the matrix
So if garlic is toxic to cats that means jon is trying to kill garfield!
What if grimace is diabetic and mcdonald's food      turned him purple?
what if facebook would let you 'like' peoples 'likes' and like people like who liked those likes
What is facebook secretly bought twitter and created the timeline so people would use twitter more?
Do you think neo would have still taken a pill if it had been a suppository?
what if we're all video game characters and someone is playing us?
What if daltonic people are the ones who see the world as it really is?
what if voldermort was actually the good guy  and the order of the pheonix is a terrorist organisation?
What if there are no conspiracies other than the conspiracy to make people think there are conspiracies?
What if Axe body spray was invented by girls To Identify the D-bags
What if justin bieber is the leader of gender equality campaign
What if god put Dinosaur fossils on earth Just to troll us
WHAT IF AIR IS BAD FOR US AND IT ONLY TAKES 80 YEARS TO KILL US
what if our whole life is a dream and we all are still babies
WHAT IF NINTENDO WANTS US TO THINK IT'S A NEW POKEMON BUT IT'S REALLY A BuNCH OF OTHERS FUSED TOGETHER?
what if all of my conspiracies were actually true but the government is secretly hiding them?
What if i really did know kung fu?
what if bros are really just super ironic hipsters who went full circle?
what if the church tells me not to have sex so that it feels that much better when i do it anyway
What if tupac never existed and was a hologram the whole time?
What if newt gingrich is really a democrat and is only still in the race to keep the republican party split
what if titanic saved people And i was just watching it backwards
what if you just started existing while YOU'RE reading this and all your memories are fake?
what if good guy greg and scumbag steeve are brotheres?
What if we are surrogates and old people are controlling us?
what if a had a dollar for every hilarious meme i made? would i be in a horrible debt?
what if anyone who uses this meme gets tracked by the feds?
What if religion  is just an april fools day joke that got out of hand?
what if we all see different colors but call them by the same name
what if air is poisonous but takes 80 years to kill you
What if all of the boys were already coming to the yard and it had nothing to do with the milkshakes i was making?
what if the world in a mirror is real and we are just a reflection?
what if  nobody really loves raymond?
what if my meme just doesn't have my 1 upvote and is actually 1001 upvotes and 1000 downvotes
what if the hokey pokey is really what it's all about?
What if we arent using computers but computers are using us
WHAT IF KONY 2012 IS AN EXCUSE TO RAID UGANDA FOR THEIR RESOURCES?
What if satan is actually the good guy and god is tricking us?
What if free thought is the ultimate answer to life and atheism is the final exam?
WHAT IF MY PARENTS SAW ME FAPPING BUT THEY ACT NORMAL IN FRONT OF ME TO AVOID AWKWARD SITUATION
What is obama is running up the debt because he is really chinese
what if we all have already died and now we're in hell
What if memes are just pictures with words at the top and bottom
what if it is not the president's fault that america is messed up but that the country is built on ancient buriel grounds?
what if all introverts are really extroverted IN A REALITY WHERE WE ARE ALL ONE
what if the dragonballs were actually the dragon's balls?
What if its actually a 80% chance to hit itself in confusion But they tell us its only 50%
What if the kony video is just pro-obama propaganda?
what if the government lies because they want us to find the truth?
What if the titanic didn't hit the iceberg but the iceberg hit the Titanic?
What if cool aid actually is just water on crack?
What if coke and pepsi are really the same thing?
WHAT IF CHROME IS JUST TOO FAST FOR FLASH GAMES
what if steve jobs  didn't eat an apple a day
what if r2-d2 really does talk and he's just censored
What if the u.s. wants to ban gay marriage so all the gays migrate to canada?
What if all the campus printers decided to work?
What if there is only one soul
if im such a bad actor why am i still allowed on tv
What if the first person to like my little pony was just trolling and everyone is still feeding him
What if anonymous was just the government trolling us?
what if all humans are allergic to alcohol and being drunk is the Allergic reaction?
what if I am the doctor But useD the Chameleon Arch to transfer My Time Lord configuration to Something
What if when people die in their sleep it's just that freddy finally got them
Girl that frienzoned me wants to wrestle what if i get a boner?
what if yoda is just a really old orc living in the ruins of middle earth?
What if POLITICIANS are actually aliens   and the people we call terrorists are the only people who can see who they really are
What if The guy that created SOPA is really a terrorist in disguise?
What if american government create sopa because we make them dumb on internet
what if the hokey pokey  ISN'T WHAT IT'S ALL ABOUT
WHAT IF RETARDED PEOPLE ARE THE SMART PEOPLE BUT WE SEE THEM AS RETARDED
what if wait never mind
What if this would be not a meme?
What if big business isn't hiring and letting the economy sink just so the republicans can blame obama and win the election?
WHAT IF WE'RE ALL DYING AND LIFE IS FLASHING BEFORE US IN 1X ?
what if this photo does not look good in my yearbook
What if tebow is really the devil and tom brady just saved us all?
What if the amish are doing it Right?
What if facebook is already hacked but hackers wait to download all user data
What if me and my girlfriend are siblings but just adopted by different parents?
Can soap Get dirty?
What if nasa created thunder to muffle space wars!?
are birds really singing? or screaming because they're afraid of hights?
what if the cia invented dinosaurs to discourage time travel
What if you think you're being sweet but you're really just a creeper
What if the normal pokeball was called a masterball and masterballs really just sucked?
what if peyton manning losing the superbowl was like obi-wan telling vader to strike him down so he could become more powerful than we could possibly imagine?
what if your birthday being on april fool's was just a prank this whole time?
What if kirk cameron is against gay marriage So he can have more boys to himself
What if the tundra is actually furtile And the russians have been living off it this entire time
What if The Hulk turns into bruce banner That would mean The hulk is the strongest human alive
What if visible light is radioactive and It causes aging?
omg too many michael jacksons with popcorn
what if ukrainians are actually russians?
WHAT IF SIRI IS THE BETA FOR SKYNET?
What if twitter stayed the same and we changed
Maybe its called Merry Christmas Because Jesus' mother's name was mary
What if New Years Day fell upon... ... Throw back Thursday?
what if china's air pollution is Their government's method of population control
What if UFO'S... are extraterrestial cats using laser POINTERS?
Time Flew... And I Wasn't Having Fun.
what if half breed angels and demons exist  and one day i will have to fight them...
What if Tony Romo doesn't choke... But gets paid to throw games?
What if you get scared half to death... twice?
You The New Justin Bieber Hater? KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK..!
what if south park was real and kids are capable of doing anything
what if chemisty teachers are realy drug addicts and are tricking us into making their meth
What if Obama is actually a really nice guy And his wife is the actual problem?!
What if 1 actually equalled 2 making every math related calculation in the world wrong.
What if Adam had  trademarked the term 'Apple'
what if our dreams are really visions of our alternate realities and we only see them when we sleep
What if the illuminati are secretly behind all the crazy conspiracy theories to make people look crazy for believing the illuminati exists
What if Monsanto is trying to  kill off all the bees to be able to introduce their own Genetically Modified  Bee?
what if the past had the technology developed but they pranked us so we would have to invent everything all over again
what if skittles and arizona set up travyn martin to get advertisement
What if we are already dead and we are now roaming earth as ghosts
What if the world ended And were just living In The after life where everything is the same
what if ron paul really is what america needs and only people like me realize it?
what if dr pepper really does taste good and every time i tasted it
What if australians are actually down voting all our posts but they turn into upvotes
what if the world actually did end but the government covered it up
WHAT IF ALL THE OTHER HUMANS DON'T HAVE SELF CONSCIOUSNESS AND THEY'RE JUST ROBOTS IN DISGUISE
what if all the haters you complain about do make you stronger but they're actually Just people trying to help you.
what if han and luke were switched at birth
WHAT IF THE ANSWER TO LIFE IS ON THE LAST PAGE OF GOOGLE BUT NOBODY HAS EVER SEEN IT
What if I get older every day Not just on my birthday..
what if illuminati are hidding messages in assasins creed
what if every hurricane occurred Because we pissed off Lugia
what if broccoli are just tiny trees?
What if my COMPUTER IS FULL OF MALWARE BUT MY ANTIVIRUS ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH TO FIND THEM
what if the light at the end of the tunnel  was really coming from the delivery room in the hospital
What if we hate romney because of an obama advertising scheme
What if the zoo was created by the government so animals could watch humans
What if he isnt making his memes but just finding them on the internet
WHAT IF OUR LIVES WERE REALLY LIKE THE SIMS AND WHEN WE WALK INTO A ROOM AND FORGET WHAT WE WERE DOING
What if breaking bad is really a front for actual meth
what if obama is white would he have gotten elected??
what if someone took my picture and used it while asking conspiracy questions?
what if elevators don't really lift you to floors and instead teleport you to alternate dimensions when the doors open?
WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU GET SCARED  HALF TO DEATH...TWICE?
What if we voted for Gary Johnson And he won the election because we voted for him?
What If Facebook is way overvalued
What if everything outside the matrix Was in another matrix?
if motor oil is made out of dinosaurs in a million years will it be made of people?
WHAT IF MONEY DOES GROW ON TREES and that's why rich people have gardens
what if rappers made up so many nicknames for weed so itd be easier to rap about it?
What if Rapists are just huge nirvana fans?
What if Axe was invented by women to easily spot the douchebags?
maybe women do make sense but guys are just too dumb to understand
What If Breaking Bad Is just a Backstory to Dexter's future victim
What if marijuana awakens you from the matrix and the government wants you to stay in the matrix?
What if Pedobear is real... ...and I am the fake character??
what if men could get pee in the toilet bowl if we aim for the seat
what if there are ninjas watching us all the time and we didn't notice them all the time
What if the chinese name their kids by dropping a spooon
what if dejavu is time travel?
What if in soviet russia mine craft you
What if the zombies from the walking dead... Can't walk?
what if our universe is another dimension's hell?
what if the giant computer was wrong... and the meaning of life's actually 24...?
what if my crazy
WhaT IF HARRY POTTER IS REAL AND WE'RE ALL JUST MUGGLES
what if everyone else can read minds and im the odd one out
what if earth is another world&#180;s hell
What if the product wasn't made in china but the sticker was
WHAT IF WE ALL HAVE SUPERPOWER But we don't know how to use it
March 2012: Homeland Security Buys 450 Million Rounds of Hollow Point Bullets July 2012: Congress announces bill limiting personal online ammo sales
What if desmond miles is actually controlled by someone in an animus
what if art is actually trash and people made up the word art so they can sell trash for money
what if i start a meme with what if and start that second part of the meme with an and
what if internet censorship bills are just the government's way of getting young people involved in politics?
What if Asians aren't really that smart but the rest of us are just really stupid?
what if the olympics this year is to choose who survives the apocalypse
What if marauder shields Is actually nihlus?
what if doctor breen was actually good and gordon freeman and the rebels were evil?
What if shining armor was also a changling?
what if private calls were actually us from the future trying to stop us from doing something stupid? and we would never know because no one answers them
what if the internet  is making us lazy
What if we were all In the same dream
what if invisible cloaks are already invented but we can't see the creators
what if pythagoras theorem actually came up in real life?
What if science was the devil's work to make us staying away from god
What if I'm actually attractive and not socially awkward at all and the whole world is just trolling me?
What if childbirth is really easy and women are just playing it up for the camera?
What if love is meant to hurt us?
what if toothpaste had sugar... and made us think we had to use more?
what if we were all just pieces in a chess game some giant plays
Was the fruit orange named after the color or was the color named after the fruit
What if the founder of twitter was rejected by annenberg and created twitter to make print journalism extinct as revenge?
what if your dying and your whole life is flashing before your eyes?
what if the entire matrix series was made with the aim of making this meme?
what if conspiracy keanu is wrong? does that make him right?
what if anime is real and its watching us? and were the tv show?!
what if... the chicken didn't really cross the road?
Wait
what if anitmatter is really matter and matter is really antimatter?
What if asians aren't really skilled we are just way more horrible than them?
what if elvis didnt really die ^that face ^
what if i took the blue pill and became a respected actor
WHAT IF GOD ACTUALLY WATCHED US ALWAYS AND HE WATCHES US MASTURBATE
IF mexicans like tacos and black people eat fried chicken why do black people work at taco bell and mexicans work at kfc?
What if the space prom memes ARNT actually over  What if he's planning post space prom memes
WHEN WE EAT SEEDS DOESN'T THAT MEAN WE'RE EATING THE UNBORN FETUSES OF PLANTS?
WHat if exam is actually testing our ability to cheat without being seen
What if all gay guys are straight and just pretending so you'll trust them with your girlfriends?
what if everytime u lose ur train of thought
what if my web history saves even though i deleted it?
what if my story really wasn't cool
what if im normal and everyone else is assholes?
what if the hokey-pokey really is what it is all about
what if M&M's  were SECRETLY w&w?
what if your life was the side mission in the main game?
WHAT IF COWS ARE MALE AND WHAT THEY HAVE ARE FOUR PENISES AND WE'RE DRINKING THEIR SEMEN?
what if we all have loads of mana but none of us know any spells?
what if god made-up april fool day and fooled us by inventing religion?
What if Hobbes was real and calvin was his stuffed animal?
What if the dodo's are not extinct and are hiding because they know how good they taste?
WHAT IF FRUITS ARE ACTUALLY PEOPLE AND WE'RE ACTUALLY FRUIT VAMPIRES?
what if we're the aliens  and we invaded earth
What if the table flip meme is actually a plan to increase table sales
What if lewis is just another one of simon's voices
WHAT IF 'GOD' IS ACTUALLY A RANDOM NUMBER GENERATOR?
what if we can breathe in space and they dont want us to escape?
WHAT IF NONE OF US ARE REALLY ALIVE AND GOD IS JUST REALLY ADDICTED TO THE SIMS
what if i fall asleep awkwardly and my foot falls awake?
what if you open facebook and some girl hasnt posted a quote
What if everyone else actually sees colors in negative and i'm the only person who sees things 'normal'?
What if shepard was actually indoctrinated and the crucible was really a reaper convincing him to synthesize them with organics?
What if our current life is a lucid dream and we are going to wake up soon?
What if GOD DID PHSICALLY APPEAR IN FRONT OF EVERYONE BUT THEN ERASED EVERYONE'S MEMORIES OF IT?
What if we are not living in the world but the world is living in us instead!!!??
what if r/atheism was created by christains  just so atheists would waste their time complaining to each other instead of doing something
What if the haters of twilight and justin bieber are really fans who spread their popularity through hate
what if life is just one big nightmare?
what if -  holy shit
what if you masturbate and you came whipped cream?
What if Ernie was never actually friends with you and only used your room to get high and take showers
What if 21/12/2012  is when nokia releasing PC to the market
what would happen if i mixed up philosoraptor with the conspiracy keanu meme?
What if I'm the leader of future rebellion and machines are travelling in time trying to kill me?
what ıf memes are generated by ıllumınatı?
What if the US government made kony so they could steal uganda's large oil supply
what if vaccines are a type of russian roulette?
what if santorum is making all these terrible statments so that the republican party looks bad
What IF Birds Are Actually People Watching?
what if they never made Fresh fruitcakes  and just re-gifted all the old ones like normal people?
WHAT IF RIGHT BEFORE YOU DELETE YOUR POST 1000 people give it a like?
what if the big bang was the matrix being started?
What if the bible is actually satan's word
What if the cake isn't a lie
what if life is just a coma and real life is like minecraft
What if fraternities only exist because the world needs more mid level managers and car salesmen
What if dogs were really in charge
They call them fingers But I never see them fing
what if memes aren't supposed to be overused
What if Spiders aren't as scared of us as we are of them
what if i'm the only one who exists and you're all figments of my imagination
WHAT if they dont release Diablo just to let us suffer for eternity?
What if mirrors are windows to another DIMENSION Where EVERYTHING looks the same and HAPPENS in the exact same time as our
What If I actually Use Maths outside of the classroom?
What if arthur conan doyle was moriarty and he wrote his stories to make the world think he was fictional
is facebook a social utility or a friend's list meme forum
what if we live in a 4d world and we're only experiencing it in 3d
what if neil patrick harris is straight but pretends to be gay so he can get close to the hot women
What if my posts are not lame but too sophisticated for you to get it?
What if chocolate is made from humans and we're eating them
What if obama was only against Sopa because he knew acta would do the job for him?
what if i was created  because philosoraptor was real and went extinct? 0:
What if Megaupload Closure is meant to make students  stop procrastinating ?
what if drowning is the only way to get to atlantis
What if all adam sandler films are equally bad but we all just grew up?
What if justin BIEBER'S MOM  WANTED A SON SO BAD
DoEs Ms. Richards actually want to give us a day off or is she just trying to ingratiate herself with the student body?
what if japan isnt weird what if they only make weird shit because they think were weird
What if actually SOPA actually was created only to close megaupload?
What if sopa supporters are just a bunch of annoyed Oc's
what if sopa IS JUST PART OF AN EVIL MASTERMIND'S PLAN for world domination?
what if Anonymous hackers are really just the government
WHAT IF our reflections are us looking back at ourselves in the afterlife
what if facebook  is a government data mining sceme?
WHAT IF THE REASON WE HAVEN'T GOTTEN VISITORS FROM THE FUTURE IS BECAUSE WE HAVE NO FUTURE
what if The lines i said were real and i was supposed to take it seriously?
what if high expectations asian father has tempered expectations
wHAT IF BABY OIL IS REALLY MADE FROM BABIES?
what if the universe is already collapsing ... but we don't know it because the light hasn't reached us yet?!
what if sopa is usa's revenge for calling them fat and stupid in the net?
What if sopa is made up so obama looks good when he stops it
what if god was one of us and it happens to be me?
What if jonny cash... Hasn't been everywhere
What if the government spreads conspiracy about what they're doing to make it look fake when it isn't?
What if we're all aliens  and tribes are the actual real inhabitants of earth?
what if the government makes conspiracy keanu memes so we think that they're all stupid
What if being high  IS THE CURE To a psychological disorder we all have?
What if retardedness is just an evolutionary adaptation to make other people take care of them?
what if we all are aliens and we invaded earth?
What if babies cry because they're hyper intelligent but just can't express it
What if we actually saw wizards from hogwarts But they put a memory charm on us
What if bros come before hoes?
what if dinosaurs were lies fed to us to cover up the existence of pokemon
what if I was switched at birth and my real family is super rich
WHAT IF PEOPLE WITH DOWN SYNDROME ARE CONSTANTLY HIGH?
What if asians are highintelligent aliens and kepler 22b is their home-planet?
what if the buttons don't work but they put them there to give us the illusion of control
what if air is actually poisonous and it just takes around 80 years to kill us
What if the metal gear solid franchise is one giant david bowie easter egg
WHAT IF LIFE IS A DEGENERATIVE DISEASE? AND THE ONLY CURE IS... NO IDEA ACTUALLY
What if sluty girls are really saints?  And ugly girls made them into sinners
wHAT IF whales actually know how to speak english but they're all drunk so we don't understand
if ash needs gym badges why doesn't he just get them off of ebay?
WHAT IF MADONNA REALLY IS LIKE A VIRGIN?
what if the elephant man wore a bag on his head because he was really hot but didn't want the attention?
What if your cloud Has Sharks with Frickin Lasers?
What if le about to sit man is actually about to stand up
what if memes were really meaningless
if ash ketchum is still 10 How long did it take him to turn 10?
what if those potato chips i just ate were already expired
one does not simply use the wrong picture
what if i can actually act it's just that everyone else isn't ready for it yet?
What if stephen harper IS ACTUALLY A DIE-HARD LIBERAL trying to eradicate canadian conservatism via infiltration and unpopular public policy
what if she's defending the fbi because she's secretly in the fbi
WHAT IF CATS REALLY DO HAVE 9 LIVES AND THEY JUST REGENERATE LIKE DR WHO WHEN THEY GET OLD
what if the flight 370 passengers are alive
What if his friend really did have problems adding me And i just missed out on a great deal
What if the people shooting sawyer were the survivors of flight mh370
What if noone were to commit any crimes anywhere Would cops make stuff up to meet their 'quota'?
What if they said the damage was related But it was actually pre-existing damage?
What if that means like... we just won the internet?!
What if football is just a turn based RPG for jocks
Reagan raised taxes 11 times. Obamacare (under a different name) was first proposed by republicans. Democrats never end wars and are all about illegal wire-taps and only are legalizing weed because monsanto has patented gmo weed... It's almost as if both parties have the exact same policies and all this fussing and debating is all for show
what if marbury v. madison and mcculloch v. maryland didn't actually set any precendents and my history teacher is just a jerk?
What if all these comments about making money at home are actually LEGITIMATE
What if the government made this So we would stop learning what is really going on
what if tomorrow is yesterday  and yesterday is tomorrow
what if aliens only abduct crazy american rednecks because they know no one would believe their stories
WHAT IF THIS WORLD IS A COMPUTER-SIMULATED TIMELINE CREATED IN MONTAUK
If DC Morons collide Do they acheive critical mass?
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what if I was actually writing a paper and the sex was my imagination
What if when we dream we are actually experiencing our self in a parallel universe..  and what if deja vu is actually our other self dreaming..  and experiencing us in a parallel universe?
woah If you’re in Vancouver you may already be familiar with the portraiture of Pamela Masik.Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Inspired by the women who have famously gone missing from Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
woah Painter Pamela Masik may see her role as “bearing witness? to “honour? the murdered and Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6 missing women of Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
woah Pamela Masik with her portrait of Julie Young
what if i already got a hs beta key but it was filtered to spam and auto deleted
Hopefully I  confused  you enough  so  when  you  un-confuse  yourself  it'll  hopefully  all make  since
what if we leave spotify on when we are not using the pc? music labels gain money?
what if santa is real- ly satan
What if it really is 5:30AM And the earth has flipped rotation?
woah Lost & Found Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Pamela Masik’s quest to honour the missing women AMBER TROOCK ZOE GREAVES of the Downtown Eastside
Conspiracy Keanu Pamela Masik began painting portraits of the many women missing from the Downtown Eastside five years ago in a plight to draw attention to the tragic cases. Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  She has painted 69. ZOE GREAVES AMBER TROOCK
Sees The Purge Locks down the house
What If Elf On The Shelf Doesn't Really Report to Santa But to the NSA
Maybe facebook has decided to  take a break from Kevin!
What if Elder Uchtdorf Was Wrong And Church Leaders Don't Make Mistakes?
if weed cures cancer imagine what heroin does
Hey Where the price is going?? Please Price Calm Down
that moment when you find out you're adopted you don't really care you're just mad at your father for not telling you
What if the US Government is using the media to cover Syria To try to take another US freedom away and pass bills
que pinches carajos es eso?
what if facebook is just a recording website to show future people how we lived
what if bad luck brian  really has good luck
Dude... What deployment are you talking about??
What if Obama and Putin are just playing good cop
WHAT if Edward Snowdens uncovering is just another NSA plan
'About me'  is an anagram for emu boat.
If William is 100% royal and Kate is 0% royal Does it make their baby a half-blood prince?
Not sure if americans don't care about PRISM Or if they are afraid to say they are afraid of PRISM
What if google and facebook are actually just NSA fronts to get our information?
What if the doctor's name is hugh?
what if skittles and arizona set up travyn martin to get advertisement
what if i was born gay and i am just lying to myself that i like girls
WHAT IF.... THERE WAS NO LIE NOTHING WRONG
what if its all wrapping paper and there is no gift?
What if everyones real name is their name spelled backwards And we have been reading the wrong way the whole time
what if deja vu is when quantum physics give us a breif glimpse into parallel universes
What if the illuminati are secretly behind all the crazy conspiracy theories to make people look crazy for believing the illuminati exists
What if the men in black  are aliens themselves
Remember when she was a senior and we were freshmen? Pass the Ketchup
What if it's not their new music that sucks but that it has always sucked and I'm just starting to realize it.
what if like... the earth is a sandwhich and we're just the mold that's here to eat it
what if captcha is actually a spell to end the world and needs most of the people on planet to cast it
What if I was so important that someone came back in time to kill me? But someone stopped it
WHAT ABOUT THE INSIDE JOB WITHIN THE INSIDE JOB?
What if the Occupy movement died down Because all The protesters found jobs?
what if powdered milk comes from old cows
what if homosexuality is nature's way of reducing world population?
What if taylor swift just dates guys to write hit songs about them
What if Victoria's secRet Is that she's actually a pErverted man
gray is also black and white
What if the boston bombing was done by non muslims?
WHAT IF EA MAKES FIFA BULLSHIT SO THAT WE GET OUT MORE AND SOCIALISE
WHAT IF NICK FURY IS FROZONE BUT HE COULDn't find his supersuit?
mAYBE THE GOVERNMENT THREATENS TO TAKE AWAY GUNS BECAUSE THEY REALLY WANT THE PEOPLE TO BUY GUNS
what if isoswagger is actually kobe?
What If the IQ lie and i'm really smart?
what if all those chuck norris facts are true?
What if the 'too damn high' guy is really samuel l. jackson preparing for a role in a quentin tarantino movie?
what if 'WHAT IF' MEANS THE OPOSITE of 'what if' and it makes all the memes senseless?
What if love iS JUST THE UNIVERSE MASTURBATING?
what if teachers are evil and give us homework just to kill trees
What if stephen hawking has been dead all this time and his wheelchair is skynet
What if the meteor in russia was just a warning shot?
What if all the exorcist movies we're just women on their period
what if pasta sauce is just salsa disguised as an italian?
What if babies are aliens and thats why it takes them years to learn everything about the world
what if the world paused and resumed just now?
What if the government poisons the food source To kill off stupid people
What if some of us are dead But we're just pretending to be alive?
what if metallica are really limp bizkit and i'm actually deaf?
what if dreams are just us continuing our lives in a parallel universe
WHAT IF GHOSTS ARE JUST JEDI WHO MASTERED THE FORCE?
What if jesus was right And all the christians should Be jews?
what if you were the only one who uses this site but didnt know it?
What if i told you that dinosaurs don't exist because noah was a dinosaur racist?
what if you went to the bank one day and they tell you they ran out of money?
What if the mayans disappeared for knowing too much
What if the world really did end? And we are all just part of the matrix!
what if a user is just non stop posting memes until one is actually funny
what if r kelly is still stuck in the closet
when taylor swift gets married
WHAT IF WE ARE BORN IMMORTAL BUT THE FOOD WE EAT IS A SLOW POISON
what if our intelligence was evolved from pigs instead of apes and we all would look like  pigs instead of apes
tHAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE bITCHES BE crazy
what if video games  are just a distraction to keep us from watching cartoons
The I.r.s. Spells theirs
What if this end of the world stuff Is actually a scheduled reboot in Matrix?
If old macdonald had a farm.. What does he have now?!
WHAT IF I'M STUPID BUT I'M TOO STUPID TO KNOW IT
what if the pillsbury doughboy got fat and turned into the michelin man?
what if the end of the wolrd is only 'rd'?
what if god was one of us just a slob like one of us
What if my adventure Wasn't excellent?
what if my journey wasn't bogus?
what if the terminator never came back he just went forward and beat john connor to the future?
What iF 'doctor who' is a Transliteration And we've been calling him his real name the whole time?
What if dreams are reality
what if santa is real and it isnt my parents
what if the nurse really didn't kill herself and they told the aussie djs that as a prank
what if i'm really sexy and my  mirror is playing games with me?
What if you met the interrupting cow and he patiently let you speak?
What if the pokemon programmers made it so  the more times you press 'a' the more it takes to heal your pokemon
what if voting for romney was the same as voting for obama?
what if piracy actually boosts sales
a co Jeśli koty marty Umieją obsługiwać Nikona  I Robią jej kompormitujące zdjęcia?
Without music I'd kill you all
what if conspiracy theorists make conspiracy theories to distract people from their own conspiracies?
what if all it takes to elect a third party candidate is for everyone who prefers a third party candidate to actually vote for one
what if god is punishing the jets with a hurricane for not letting tebow Play?
our president is half black??
what IF crocs are very fashionable but nobody can pull it off
What if they had romney run for president just so you would vote for obama And that was their plan all along
WHAT IF ANIMALS  DON'T TALK TO US BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO AKWARD
What if you defriended me then the internet broke Then we could never be friends again
what if we all vote Bill Murray and he wins without running!
What if life is just one big tv show and aliens are watching us
What if wikipedia is just the walkthrough for life
What if India is really cold And Indian people's body temperatures are making it hot
What if humpty dumpty never fell off the wall?
what if dj khaled is a rapper but everyone interrupts him
What if the Government made Yolo to kill off stupid people
What if the gop doesnt care about voter id laws so they can commit the biggest voter fraud ever
What if Coach Bundy Doesn't use perfect form
What if Samsung uses 9gag for anti Apple advertising
WHAT IF OUR LIVES WERE REALLY LIKE THE SIMS AND WHEN WE WALK INTO A ROOM AND FORGET WHAT WE WERE DOING
What if facebook added autocorrect to statuses and comments?
Taylor swift is gorgeous
What IF 21st December is when God releases his next update and our save file becomes INCOMPATIBLE?
what if there is only one 'you had one job' guy and he keeps getting fired and getting another job
what if kara didnt go missing and she faked it for the twitter followers?
what if a ate a meal and didn't instagram it?
what if psecret psociety doesn't really exist
What if obama is paying romney to be insane so he will win the election?
I think my wife is dead the sex is the same
what if conspiracy theories are invented  to take our minds off the real problems
why is landry jones still in the game?
what if aids was made so companies can sell candoms
what if hogwarts is real and we're all just muggles?
holy crap!! I'm using the wrong meme
what if Psy is actually kim jong un?
What if girls are the best gamers in the world  and dont play cause they feel sorry for us
what if i'm the hottest guy in school and i'm single because girls are afraid to ask me out
What if heaven existed in the year 0000 but has since been destroyed?
what i if read the first line wrong?
wHAT IF GHOSTS ARE HUMANS... aND WE'RE ACTUALLY GHOSTS..?
what if you're going to be murdered and slenderman is just trying to warn you
what if god is actually satan in disguise and heaven is actually hell?
what if they gave us idiot republicans to goad us into voting for obama again
What if Fossils Are just rocks that look like skeletons?
Dude You eat ass?
what if everyone's crazy and then
What if gays could marry and it had no adverse effect on my life whatsoever?
what if anonymous are actually isp and website hosting companies?
what if people drown when god is playing sims and he removes the ladder
what if you actually have to learn how to learn approaches to learning
i used the wrong form of your
WHAT IF ARSENAL HAS HUGE PLAN behind SELLING ALL THe players
What if cats have their own internet and it's full of pictures of us
what if dreams are reality and this world is actualy in our heads!
what if color-blind people are the only to see colours right?
What if Internet explorer is actually good now but no one knows because they refuse to open it
what if i got stuck in the last game i played and i was playing sims
what if grammy award-winning electronic music producer skrillex  is actually just some screamo kid in disguise?
what if mindcraft is a waste of time and we've been unproductive for months?
what if the profits from high gas prices go directly to the terrorists?
what if the government created smartphones TO TAKE AWAY PEOPLE'S NEED TO THINK?
What if the reason we don't have any contact with the dead is because we are the dead?
What if speedlimits is a conspiracy created by goverments to decelerate the development of countries
what if Aggressive progressive elitist socialists are just a.p.e.s.?
What if the chick-fil-a CONTROVERSY was just a ploy to get more business
what if the movie was real and it's my life that's the movie?
Strange things are afoot At the circle k
What if catwoman had done exactly what alfred told her to do?
What if people just say stupid shit and blame autocorrect?
What if the olympics isn't on a delay and its all just rigged
Who will save us from all the villians MarY Poppins? Oh god.
What if christian bale is actually batman in real life And he plays batman in the movies to make us think he isn't
are baby wipes made of babies
Whoah THAT is focked.
What if fox news is satire made by beings far more intelligent than us
what if Norton  is creating all the viruses
what if a religion existed where it's a sin to have sex with a virgin and the believers extincted because of that
What if DAYZ is actually a cleverly disguised poll collecting data on whether people prefer pepsi
what if it's called 'the circle of life' because circles are pointless?
What if ww2 never ended and we're all just sleeper agents?
what if it said 6 stairs but your just retarted
what if tim burton is bisexual and been in love with Johnny Depp
OH MY GOD.... ADALIA ROSE
you are stuck in a loop What if time travel worked And
what if the devil is just god trolling everyone
what if our physics exam was originally intended to be easy?
REALLY LISA?
what if the ceiling is the floor And balloons have the right idea
what if we lived in a world where band and guard got along
WHAT IF DECKARD IN BLADE RUNNER WAS A REPLICANT?
what if i've been abducted and don't know it? It would explain why my ass is so sore
they call him christ because his name is jesus  or do they call him jesus because his name is christ?
What if moondancer really is watching me?!
GODISNOWHERE  this can be read as GOD IS NO WHERE or as GOD IS NOW HERE everything depends on PERSPECTIVE
What if the trolol guy isn't really dead and he's just trolling us?!
What if robben played shit so that he didnt have to face the embarassment of losing another final
what if the teams don't switch sides the cameras just change their positions?
WHAT IF I'M REALLY HANDSOME AND THEY THINK I'M OUT OF THEIR LEAGUE?
what is Australia calls us upside down and were just the laughing stock of their country
Daca n-o sa verifice nimeni licenta si parafrazez ca prostu?
what if i wasn't supposed to be architect so they burned all the work i turned in
what if moot made 9gag to troll everybody in /b/?
what if we are all in a coma And  its all a dream
since Barca lost champions did they get a refund from the uefa?
hell is a pagan myth? Translation errors?
what if everyone is actually high and weed makes you sober
What if we are about to die and the life we are living is just a memory of our life?
WHAT IF WE'RE THE FAGGOTS?
what if no one likes my meme but they upvoted because i am honest
WHAT IF BATH SALTS CONTAIN THE RAGE VIRUS
What if I found shiny pokemon but couldn't tell because there was no colour???
What if everything is actually made of... Anti-matter instead of matter and we got all of this wrong?
WHAT IF I EXIST IN THE WORLD JUST TO MAKE MORE CONSPIRACY?
WHAT IF 9GAG  IS TAKING OVER THE PLANET?
what if there is no gravity underwater that's why fish didn't invent the ladder
What if pay phones keep disappearing because the makers are trying to make it harder to escape the matrix?
what if the matrix is real Then they made the movie for us to think it's just fiction?
what if homework is only given by teacher because they are jealous of our live
What if Recovery is really relapse 2?
You mean to tell me hollywoods gonna pay me to act? no way.
WHAT IF THE ATOMIC BOMB WAS REALLY microscopic AND THEY ENLARGED THE PICTURES AND VIDEOS in order to SHOW DETAIL
WHAT IF ALL DIABLO POSTS  ARE ACTUALLY MADE BY BLIZZARD
What If Im The only human in this world and all others are robots?
what if the honey badger did give a shit?
what if youtube commenters is just congress members trolling the electorate
what if we are all aliens that came to take over the earth and humans doesn't exist anymore
if op reposts friend who reposted op Is op gay?
what if facebook suddenly crashes forever and mark zuckerberg just wanted to prove a point about the clinginess of humans
What if ian mccarthy is just a really good troll?
What if Rabies Is a failed zombie virus attempt
What if med school is easy but everyone is a dumbass?
What if there really are monsters under my bed and my mom lies to me because they've paid her off
what if i took the blue pill and i still had to fight agent smith?
what if all of the characters on lost were already lost before they got there?
What if ponies have there own internet and its full of videos of us?
What if jesse ventuara works for the government
What if halo 4 is released on november 6 To stop us from voting?
WHAT IF AMARE SMASHED HIS HAND JUST SO MELO COULD KEEP PLAYING THE 4 POSITION?
what if fratt is paid by mc'donalds for letting the students fail so the company gets more workers?
what if captain obvious' mild mannered alter ego is really good guy greg helping slow people understand jokes?
what if britains got talent  is recorded in america?
What if people really could perform bending like in avatar and Amon succeeded in taking all the bending powers away
WHAT IF THE GOVERNMENT IS TRYING TO GET IDEAS FROM STUDENTS BY GIVING US HOMEWORK ON HOW WE WOULD SOLVE CONTROVERSIAL SITUATIONS
what if when you die another universe is created within your eternal mind
WHAT IF TO CATCH A PREDATOR WAS REALLY JUST AN ELABORATE PLAN TO GET FREE BOOZE AND CONDOMS?
what if f1 teams are paid in monopoly money? and bernie is really mr. monopoly?
What if all my conspiracies were actually true  but the GOVERNMENT is hiding them by having my shocked face?
What if Dora Just wants to find her parents
What if the girl I'm looking for gets a sex change before I find her?
what if Seamus really did fill in the notes and we just cant find them...
What if JK Rowling Wrote the Bible And that's why Old Testament God and Voldemort are so similar?
what if chuck norris goes mainstream
WHAT IF SILENCE IS JUST ANOTHER TYPE OF SOUND?
What if this is not the real life and it is just fantasy?
What if love is meant to hurt us
what if torres scored a goal every game. he would be good
what If Braxton Miller and Lil b are the same person and he intentionally sucks at both rapping and passing just to troll people
What if the biggest trick pulled by the devil was to pose as god in the bible
what if george zimmerman was black?
My car got stolen But my car is right there
What if MD #0567 is just meant to drive chasers away So norman can get hit again?
What if my bad 'mainstream' jokes are starting to be viewed as satirical and the very irony i have mocked has turned me into a hipster
what if titanic was just propaganda from james cameron to support global warming and destroy those dangerous icebergs?
What if they made r/atheism a default just so you would make an account to unsubscribe?
what if i our parents made us go outside and play so they could have sex
what if leo sabotaged the titanic out of jealousy was locked up at shutter island
What if crazy people are actually sane and sane people are actually crazy
WHat if we all have superpowers but they're so useless we haven't realized it
what if religon was a bit of story telling that got out of hand
what if tupac really is alive AND HE'S JUST MAKING HOLOGRAMS OF HIMSELF AND LAUGHING AT US
what if we breath helium not air and our voices are just super low?
what if tyhe mayans died out because mayan femenists succeeded in getting rid of all the men?
Maybe the Jedi are the bad guys and they use the force to make people like them
What if mass effect 3's ending was really better with kinect?!
I got to thinking Maybe i'm the dragonborn But i just don't know yet
what if silph co. is breeding zubats to put them into caves and sell more repels?
what if we really live on the moon and that planet we see is the earth?
what if titanic didn't sink and leonardo dicaprio is still alive?
What if old people drive buicks Because car dealers refuse to sell them anything else
what if the meaning of life is to find the meaning of life?
What if nobody cared about your facebook posts?
WHAT IF THE UNIVERSE IS AN OS And we're all malware???
What if the answer to the question 'what motivates you?' Is finding Out tHe answer to that question?
What if 'titanic' has nothing to do with 'Inception'
if every color mixed together makes black does every pitch mixed together sound black?
what if i don't speak english i just coincidentally speak jibberish people understand
what if the u.s. wages wars just so that infinity ward will have something to make games about
If deadm05e5 is a dj... does he part the bass?
What if Kony set up his own campaign to distract us from the real boss?
If we drink water does that mean fish drink air?
What if models eat secret food To be a skeleton yet stay alive
what if all of life’s questions are answered in the dreams we can’t remember
what if the goverment created dinosaurs to try and prevent the use of time travel
What if space isn't real and the sky is just a giant tv screen
If Jesus was God's only son
What if we are all dead but nobody realizes that
What if mentally disturbed people Are actually the normal ones?
What If Politicians Are really just terrible actors that never got their big break?
What if all the alien movies and tv shows are mentally preparing us for an invasion?
What if the mayans sent rebecca black to the future to warn us about Friday
what if prof. oak caught the 3 starter pokemon  and just killed the rest
IF A GETH DOES THE ROBOT  is it doing the robot or is it just dancing?
what if santa actually lives on the south pole and the north pole is a wasteland of broken children's dreams
what if dopplegangers are real and you might be one of somebody else
What if there is such a thing as Star Trek And we're one of the undiscovered planets?
What if suzanne collins can see the future and THE HUNGER GAMES will be real?
What if Barty Crouch Jr. Was actually a time lord trying to prevent cedric from turning into Edward?
what if free thought is the ultimate answer to life and atheism is the final exam?
what if i can actually dodge bullets?!?
who did let the dogs out?
what if this is inception
What if everyone hates kony BECAUSE HE IS BLACK
what if Popeye was created by spinach corporations?
What if the scream in the song 'Love Rollercoaster' Was actually a woman getting murdered in the background?
WHAT IF WHITE TRASH PEOPLE SAY THEY'VE BEEN ABDUCTED BY UFO'S BECAUSE ITS EASIER THAN SAYING YOU BEEN SODIMIZED BY YOUR COUSIN EARL?
What if the stupid me3 endings are in pirated version but there is nobody to notice it
What if the illuminati want us to work together So we create the new world order for them?
what if we die and then we respawn as a completely different person
what if that kony guy made it seem the children were in danger and it was all just a ruse to generate some money for his people to survive on?
what if life is just a really long dream and dreams are actually real life
What if Slenderman Is actually the silence?
What if instead of spreading information the news was spreading lies?
What if invisible children started kony 2012 to avert our eyes from syria
What if who you think you are i am?
What if we are all really lab rats And IKEA is the maze
What if the skates.... Aren't skates at all?
what if youre in the desert
What if the colts lost on purpose so they could have 1st overall draft
what if my socks are really mittens for thumbless peopl?
What if Nathan Fillion REally can turn me gay?
What if may flies really come out in may and our calnders are actually wrong?
wHAT IF GOOGLE PUT MEMES ON FACEBOOK TO DRIVE PEOPLE TO GOOGLE PLUS?
What if gen ed requirements are just a way to steal our money?
What if There is hot singles in my area looking for me
What if sopa isn't really trying to stop online piracy but instead trying to stop me and savedge from movie dating
What if the british are in league with iran
what if whitney huston was michael jackson's clone that had a sex change
what if nixon becoming president  was part of his whittier scholars program
what if santorum is the ULTIMATE ATHEIST troll Who's trying to get christians to REALIZE how bad the church has become?
what if everything in 'harry potter' is true and we're just muggles?
What if your already high and drugs make you sober?
What if humans had coexisted with aliens the whole time and they just left because we're assholes?
what if water is a free energy device?
what if 9/11 was a coverup for alien invasion?
what if Bigfoot is the missing link?
What if my caption got deleted because it was really true?
what if the blood of jesus has alcohol in it
what if life is a dream and when you die
If theres a zombie attack in vegas does it stay in vegas?
What if Bugs bunny did take a left turn at albuquerque?
What if deja vu  Is when you die and go to your last checkpoint
what if aliens visit us all the time but disguise their ships as planes?
What IF Anthony Bourdain ACtually Makes Reservations?
what if all the people who visit this site are the ones who haven't discovered 9gag yet?
If verizon is telling us to watch funimation online why do i even need verizon to watch anything
what the hell was the first person to milk a cow thinking
what if dubstep is transformers having sex
what if we're all high and drugs make us sober
what if an earthquake is just mother nature having fun alone?
What if annoying office kid knows he's annoying And he's just the master troll...
What if all those guys fapping on chatroulette just forgot to switch their cams off after having decent conversations there before
what if editing the derpy scene was done to get us to buy the dvd with the orginal scene?
if we have to choose the government Who chooses us?
What if they want to cover up something With a space invasion
what if the trojan war was fought with condoms
What if humans are slaves alien monkey hybrids originally made to harvest gold for aliens
what if  moon is just one big spaceship
What if rick santorum is actually gay but is just covering it up to please his mother?
What if all donut makers are stoners  And theY eat the centers because they are the best part
If women have babies... why do men have nipples?
What if i would have beat my temple run high score if i turned the other direction?
what if kam never really left?
what if the matrix is in us ?
What if we are all dead and god is just trolling us that we are alive
What if a woodchuck could chuck wood how much wood would he chuck then?
What if the tower of babylon  was a world trade center
What if i'm trapped in the internet and the only real people are the ones who keep staring at me from behind that glass pane?
What if these memes are actually good and i just lost my sense of laughter.
WHat ifsomeone tried towrite tomuch into my texte so it purposely came up really small and out of place so that when people spend long enough tring to read everything then at the end they find out that op is just trolling them
What if the mods are just trolling by putting up horrible memes?
My jacket disappeared... I had a dream that this would happen 2 weeks ago.... wearing jacket
My jacket disappeared... I had a dream that this would happen 2 weeks ago.... wearing jacket
What if engineering school is just a way to make us work harder for free
what if there is a judas and he is among us
WHAT IF BY HER SAYING THAT 'SHES OUT OF MY LEAGUE' SHE MEANT I'M IN A HIGHER ONE
What if strange things were afoot at udf
how do those 'i hate it when' stupid searches reach the top of google SUGGESTIONS?
WHAT IF THE MAYANS MEANT THE END OF THE WORLD WHEN YOU CAN READ AND UNDERSTAND JOKER'S SENTENCE
what if nobody really likes mlp and all the bronies are just a part of a huge trolling organisation
we control our brain or the brain controls us?
what if they banned execution of retarded people in Texas So Rick Perry could run for president
My jacket disappeared... I had a dream that this would happen 2 weeks ago.... wearing jacket
what if khushali really likes vivek but is just playing hard to get
What if Anonymous is really barack obama?
look at my face you disgust me
WHAT IF hUMANS sHARE THE sAME consciousness like the geth And we just haven't realized it?
what if sopa and pipa are distracting us from the coming world war?
WHAT IF LAMAR SMITH IS REALLY A GOOD GUY AND WANTS US TO GET OUT AND ENJOY LIFE?
CHRISTIANS
What if god created only microorganism to eventually watch us fight over evolution
What if snot smells as bad as shit And we're just used to it?
WHAT IF ggg MEME WAS ONLY INVENTED TO MAKE US ALL BETTER PEOPLE?
What if conspiracy keanu has been right this whole time
What if there is no colors in this world and 'colorblind' people are the only people who aren't retarded
What if sopa was created by twilight fans just to Divert all the hate
What if my computer SenDs my   history somewhere else?
What if plaque PROTECTS our teeth? And we keep getting cavities by rubbing it off all the time
WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US Just a slob like one of us
What if life is a computer game and you die when the player quits
What if canada created justin bieber to destroy other countries
what if all dalos are always trolling
What if when you're underwater you're not really wet you're only wet when you get out
WHAT IF NEO WAS IN THE REAL WORLD AND THE RED PILL TOOK HIM TO THE MATRIX
What if we look fat and ugly at our id cards because functionaries edit our photos with photoshop to have fun?
What if when you look in the mirror you're the reflection?
What if god was one of us a snob like one of us
What if it isn't god helping tebow and the devil is trolling to make us hate god for helping tebow
what if every time I blink my mind takes a picture
what if I am the only real person in the world and everybody else is just acting
WHAT IF WE LIVE ON THE MOON AND THE MOON IS REALLY EARTH?
Maybe most people are idiots and don't realize it and i'm one of the few that do
I should have Gotten two
What if we're antimatter and every matter we touch annihilates?
WHAT IF VOCALOIDS WERE REAL aND WE'RE THE ROBOTS?
what if i just move really slow and others slow down to make me feel better?
what if Michael Jackson Faked his death to become the best mj impersonator?
what if im the dragonborn and just dont know it yet
What if im the Dragonborn and just dont know it
what if all the cat memes were created by one crazy cat lady
what if we are living in the matrix world right now?
what if you're the only one on this planet and the others are just an illusion?
What if mimes are really trapped in a box
What if  i'm a repost?
What if  i'm a repost?
What if  i'm a repost?
what if yoda didn't exist  and charlie sheen gave us advice
What if couch is a economic genius  And we are too stupid to understand him
what if in ponyville they're watching a cartoon about us
What if when we were born the GOVERNMENT paid doctors to put chips in our head to monitor our thoughts
What if the people behind 9gag are gingers who take our souls so they can have theirs
WHAT IF SOPA WAS A DISTRACTION JUST TO TAKE EVERYONE'S ATTENTION OF THE NDAA ACT
WHat if the federal reserve... is as federal as fed-ex?
what if the television doesn't have my best interest at heart?
What if the matrix is real  and chuck norris is the chosen one
What if we regenerate health  and doctors prescribe us medicine to keep us sick
What if doing the hokey pokey is not what it's all about?
What if rappers were told to rap about drugs
What if the conspiracy theories are Spread by the government so they can make it look crazy?
What if we were the aliens and they are afraid of contacting us?
what if facebook is just a tool for the government to log your ip address?
what if I'm a reflection  of the guy in the mirrior
What if google incongnito mode isn't actually incongnito ?
what if satanists are  the  only ones  who got  religion  right?
what if all the closed down restaurants actually had healthy food AND WE WERE WASTING OUR LIVES EATING CRAP?
WHAT IF VOLCANOS ACTUALLY FIRES RED HARMLESS  WATER AND TELEVISION ACTUALLY TRIED TO THREATEN US?
what if someone at bethesda is a big fan of belgariad?
what if there is no such thing as a troll but they are all goblins instead?
What if dinosaurs never died and we are some of them?
What if sushi is better if you cook it?
WHAT IF EVERYBODY ARE ADDICTED TO 9GAG BUT OTHERS ARE TROLLING YOU
What if all of our medicines are placebos and we could really heal ourselves?
What if religion is an evolutionary mechanism to keep psychopaths from killing each other and endangering the population?
What if god says he hates gays so he can find all the bigots
What if dolphins are really evil and they smile at our doom
What if kobe i s letting the lakers lose on purpose so they get a high pick in arguably the best draft of the decade
What if the promos Are actually about Brodus Clay
what if 9gag ownes facebook... and keeps it in secret so both of them ar popular?
What if santa is real and your parents were 'just trolling?
WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US?
What if all girlfriends pay blizzard for not releasing diablo 3 yet?
What if we all died on rapture day and this is heaven
What if we eat gaRBAGE and we dump the real food
what if memes are invention of the government to keep our asses distracted from stuff that is going on in real life
what if tebow is really an awful quarterback on a good team
what if life is a dream and death is when you wake up
what if we already died and this is just us reviewing our whole life?
You're saying i have to use capital letters?  No way!
JEREMY'S FACE  WHEN CYNARIA TALKS ABOUT SEX
What if all the emails we send through univmail never actually get sent and we are all just emailing ourselves
What if I was sexy and I didn't know it
What if all ghosts and demons Are really aliens fucking with us
What if the ice challenge was made by the ice companies To increase sales during the winter period
what ifour world is just  aliens  science projects?
what if crying  is the only way to drink?
what if uganda  is the lost atlantis?
what if neymar really just flopped and this is all just a big publicity stunt
WHAT IF freddy krueger was real?
what if you fapping   and the world you see actually just holograms?
what if facebook actually is government brain washed?
What if Pharrells hat Is actually an alien satellite
what if dinosaurs invented the first thermonuclear bomb and tested it on the Yucat&#225;n Peninsula
bahti mangala
J&#243; a hajad ! szp vagy :D
WHAT IF THE WORLD REALLY ENDED AND WE REALLY AFFRAID TO FACE
WHAT IF GOOGLE TRANSLATE IS JUST FOR SMART PEOPLE ONLY
WHAT IF STUPID PEOPLE  IS JUST THE SMART PEOPLE WHO JUST ACT DUMB?
WHAT IF TERMINATOR  BASED ON TRUE STORY?
What if wuthering heights was a romance between heathcliff and pain
u meen to tell me the oldendays are not black and white
Maybe cecil really appears in ff2 and firion is actually in ff4
PSYCHOLOGY? BUT WHAT IF SICK MAN FRAUD?
IF VIRGIN MEDIA ISNT AVAILABLE IN MY AREA WHY DO THEY KEEP SENDING ME JUNK MAIL
that face you make when you leave a funny comment and it gets deleted. bitches
what if democracy only serves the fools
What if neanderthals were wiped out because cro-magnon treaties weren't worth the rock they were chiseled on?
What if nintendo won't make 3ds region free because they want to rerelease mother in japan
Comics have pictures?
Not sure if im watching TSM or the cubs
what if wargaming likes op tanks
one does not simply use the wrong meme
What if peter parker is crying because uncle ben died
What if jesse's Girl... ...became stacy's mom?
What if CMOD is Down Cause They want to Fire Me?
if hondas have no torque then how do they have torque steer?
what if Edward was actually straight but he loves to be a bitch
What if crop cirles are just Time lords warning us of disasters
IS THIS REAL LIFE? or is this just fantasy? OH MAMAAAH! OoOH! Didnt mean to CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
is this real life? or is this just fantasy? Easy come
What if the whole purpose of X-Men: Days of Future Past was simply to undo everything that happened in 'The Last Stand'
what if our words were our turds
wHAT IF THE WORLD IS JUST A SIMULATION AND i AM THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN SAVE IT? 'sHUT UP ANDERSON! tHATS YOUR WORST THEORY EVER!'
Super Mario is a japanese made italian plumber? CONSPIRACY! PLUMBERS WILL TAKE OVEr THe WORLD!
Some online guy calling himself morpheus claims i am the chosen one creepy i got rid of my computer
what if the x-men apocalypse is real? And i am not fit to survive?
What if dinosaurs were really aliens And used earth as a graveyard?
what if wheatley was making sexy time with the machine and didn't want us to see?
What if you are the only one that can save the world and in order to do it you must construct additional pylons!
What if all the darkness in the world was emanating from your mom's black hole
what if marco didn't die and he's now reading this
you're vegan? but the plants...
Adverts are rich beggars
WHAT IF OUR NORMAL FACES AREN'T REALLY OUR FACES AND OUR REAL FACES ARE HAIR FACES?
what if the empire state building is really 10000 feet tall but most of it is underground
that pimple on your face wasn't there before.you spying on me? blokE?!?!
What if don't like Belarus' song i just like cheesecake
what if my current situation is because i made poor choices not because god is in control
what if anesthesia is just  amnesiac euthanasia
WHAT IF LAURENCE FISHBURNE oVERGRILLS SALMON
what if im never going to sleep but keep waking up
HOES BE NAMING THEIR KIDS THEY CAN'T AFFORD LIKE MERCEDES
HOW COULD U TYPE SUCH A LARGE STATUS
what if dota 2 is actually an mk ultra for people to hate russians
What if they turn down ferwut? for nothing
what if sterling purposely wanted to get caught so that his team would play even harder in the playoffs
FInals???? i'm in college btw
What if the Swedish Eu- election is the new church elections and the ones that vote have become religious
What if Stephen A Smith  is an admin for Boxing Memes?
What if Weathernation was hacked by TWC
Are ducks fans chanting  'Beat off LA?'
If there's a g-spot where's the a
What IF THE ENVIRONMENTALISTS AREN'T TRYING TO TAKE THE BOGS aND ARE ACTUALLY JUST TRYING TO PROTECT THE ENVIRONMENT
What if amaz really is a wizard and only loses to hide the truth from us
MAYBE NONE OF THE AGENTS ACTUALLY INSPECT THE RISKS
what if p.e. is just training for the hunger games?
What if the cat was always there and we couldn't see it
what if dogs dont like playing fetch
what if we on't actually need food? what if we're just addicted to it because we've always been having it?
if american parents hate/dislike toonami does that mean their racists to asian people
Let's get together and have hot dogs
Dude There will be no sex
If god shows the way Why do christains need google?
what if 101 on instructions are actually Lol's and the instructors are laughing at us
omg its miley cyrus

what if the y u no guy actually knows which language we want to select but is just trolling us?
What if shotguns and spray and pray smgs don't require skill And promod players are all idiots?
what if zombies are just really hungry people
What if facebook god really is god
When u share some bad news wit someone ova the phone They don't realize they havnt hung they phone up
i really didn't know it was your birthday until i saw it on facebook
What if the desert planet in stargate is actually tatooine And the portal is how humans came to the star wars universe
WHAT IF having EASTER THE SAME DAY AS 4/20 WAS GOD's test to see who are real christians
what if the russians really did build an iron curtain but it rusted away in the 1990's?
what if everything was reversed in soviet russia and it went back to normal after the iron curtain fell?
what if flight 370 became invisible and they're all fine but we can't see them
what if Mississippi really isn't Terrible and other states just bribe them to seem that way?
Hey this isnt weed its pizza spice
Mind Blown
WHAT IF titanfall COMES OUT ON THE PS4 TOO?
What if you're not onto me but I'm onto you?
What if the matrix is real BUT THEY PROGRAMMED IN A MOVIE TO MAKE US THINK IT'S JUST SCI-FI?
WHAT IF EARTH  IS AS CLOSED AS NORTH KOREA CONSIDERING OTHER CIVILIZATIONS?
what if weed was programmed in THIS MATRIX to make us want to stay?
what if that dragon was real and i was just to baked to notice?
what if weed is illegal because the  d.e.a guys have to chill out after all that action
What if i told you I can speak russian... because i can't
fan fics
What if Zexinja gets released?
What if government creates conspiracies just to keep sceptics busy?
WHAT if this becomes a pretext For surveillance cameras in public parks
What if we find a pic of wisteria whiskington and she's actually more stylish than Chauncey?
what if bacon actually is  a parasite plotting to invade our bodies By clever campaigning
what if woody and buzz aren't really alive and andy is just tripping balls
What if ATM Stood for 'Actual Time Machine'
I just heard zeitgeist is based on a true story
i just watched zeitgeist
THEY DONT KNOW ANYTHING BUT I KNOW WHAT THEY DID
what if warren buffet really is an oracle and he's just mocking us with brad's bracket
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU GASSERS ARENT REALLY IMPORTANT
What if the democracy is now communism and the U.S is trying to listen in on us?
If we pay taxes to the government to help us but don't then they are stealing legally. woah!
If obamacare is there to help us... then why are people going broke over it?
so is it
What if this multiverse is just an insignificant corner of another bigger multiverse?
If the apocalypse started in Las Vegas Would it stay in Vegas?
what if all games are really mobas because they have ai bots
that face when  you see your school picture
WHAT IF THE KNICKS ARE LOSING BECAUSE THEY NEEDED MORE POTENTIAL FREE AGENTS
what if ufo's  are really jew hats
Maybe the illuminati aren't sloppy  They just want to be found so they can increase there influence and be  noticed
What if True Detective Is actually just a sequel about what happened to David Wooderson after a tour in Vietnam?
what if that malaysian plane got hijacked by aliens and they flew it up into space so no one will ever find it?
What if the plane didn't disappear but we disappeared
When corporations pay no taxes and get refunds with money taken from the taxpayers... How is that not a redistribution of wealth?
What is lost is a documentary  set in the future?
what if descARTES WAS A ROBOT AND 'THE MEDITATIONS' ARE JUST PROPAGANDA
what if i said it wasn't only the smells
you mean if it doesn't happen by 2330 it's not gonna happen?
What if the mass media began controlling America's youth through pop music?
WHAT IF CANNABIS IS a gateway drug? a gateway to a higher consciousness
WHAT IF PARENTS  TAKES US TO ALL WEDDINGS ON PURPOSE?
what if miley cyrus is using her dads fame but now he is using her fame?
What if PUTIN SENT TROOPS INTO CRIMEA TO ENSURE RUSSIA WOULD STILL BE IN THE NEWS DURING THE OSCARS
what if youtube ads existed only to mentally challenge you not to press skip
What if Ree Checho wasn't doing a 5-minute plank
what if when you're in theaters
If hackers are stealing my identity what is hollywood doing?
What if third world countries are actually rich and we keep sending them money to make them richer?
what if every human is actually an animal inside a human costume?
what if the screw holes in the cubical walls were for soap dispensers
What if iPhone batteries are made to stop working after a year So you will always buy the newest iPhone?
Wait... is jeffrey a black woman??
what if minecraft is the real world and we are a program running on a vast redstone cpu?
What if Gox lost everyones money  THEN sabotagED the market TO buy CHEAP AND PRETEND THEY DIDN'T?
DUDE
What if the zombie apocalypse already happened and we don't know it because it happened in vegas?
MY BALLS SMELL LIKE HONEY VINEGAR DRESSING
What if all customers were concerned  and we were concerned about preventing confusion?
What if the EU doesn't like Switzerland Because the non-elected EU bureaucrats don't like democracy?
What if everything in religious texts are nothing but metaphors?
what if it isn't santa who eats the cookies
what if ugly ginger men never existed
what if
What if people only go jogging  so they can find a dead body?
so martha  is zulma???  wtf
What if the recent protests in Egypt
What do you call a babysitter who watches over young children?
What if compueters are already self-aware and they are letting us live so we keep making improvements on them?
what if the reason practice helps us do better  is because life is really an rpg and we are just increasing our stats?
you did  what!!??
what if trading cards brainwash you
what if future time travelers watches you fapping
what if keanu reeves is a great actor
What if algebra
So you're telling me that white stuff on the shower wall isn't shampoo?!
what if Floyd Mayweather Paid Peyton Manning $10.4 Million to throw the game
What if Amazon is feigning a price increase for prime to get current prime subscribers to buy more stuff now?
WHAT IF LEONARDO DE CAPRIO NEVER WANTED AN OSCAR
What if what happened in 'The Day After Tomorrow' is really happening and nobody told us in order to avoid chaos?
What if the democrat party are the bad guys And the republican party are really the good guys all this time
what if history was black and white and color was invented in the 30's?
democrats love obama but hate/dislike michael jackson
what if bitcoin is jew coin after all
what if the government acts incompetent to cover up things they really do like metal gear solid?
what if the nsa has stopped hundreds of terrorist attacks but they can't tell us about it because they're classified
What if Rc Johnson really was elvis and the real rc johnson died in 1977
What if the kochtopus Is really just two american businessmen that donate millions to charity?
What if catnip does not affect cats? and it's actually a cat ploy to change the humans perception of them.
WHAT IF JUSTIN BEIBER WAS TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT QUITTING MUSIC AND ALL THE RECENT CRIMES ARE A SET UP BY THE ILLUMINATI
what if the only reason we have nightmares is because our dreams were corrupted by antasma
What if sherman wants people to talk about him so he acted like a jackass on national tv?
What if everytime you get an email from the white house christmas ornament mail list it means that the government has read your mailbox?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T RULE ALL OF FACEBOOKLAND?
did you just say  morgan freeman lost his voice
what if moyes was appointed united manager just to show how good ferguson was
What if Clarinet boy
what if peanut butter is just chewed up peanuts?
Luis Face in general
If SCHOOL is bad and HIGH gas prices are bad then if we got rid of schools wouldn't we get rid of high gas prices?
What if the reason bill disappeared is because he was unplugged from the matrix?
What if instead of our shadows moving when we do... ... it's the other way around?
My God Hes got the ancient skull
What if cheat codes are magic spells?
what if the government is working with EXTRATERRESTRIALS
What if everyone in academia got where they are now with handwaving
What if Paul Krugman is right?
what if all the needles laying around town were actually from trashy diabetics
twilight's an... alicorn???!!!!
what if the government itself is behind all the conspiracy websites?
Today is monday i am sick
WHAT IS THIS SHIT WE NEVER DID THIS IN CLASS
what if Mcdonalds serve breakfast after 10:30 but they just keep it for themselves
You get all your political information to form your views from memes?! Duh
What if Sardar Manmohan Singh ji... ...is taking the revenge of 1984 riots by destroying Congress?
what if you were a poet and you didn't even know it?
what if philosoraptor is just trying to melt my brain so he hunt me easier?
What if bill of sale and ted of the talks were kids once without jobs and had excellent time travel adventures?
What if cryptsy actually works fine but everything is so slow that they can use your coins for turnover
WHAT IF THE SCHOLARS REGISTRATION ENDED BUT THERE IS NO TIME LEFT TO PREPARE THE BUS
what if the magic mirror dude is crying fraud over the guy who patented the television?
What if your mom jokes were never thought of and zaragoza had to think of a comeback
surely if it's to 15dp some amounts cost the same in real money
What if when jesus said turn the other cheek
I could have lived my entire life happily not knowing that!
powerful enough to kill 10 Shoguns in 47 ronin but chose to kill himself instead
Neo?       Wait....   my name's keanu
What if google is actually the nsa?
Alby Cranks furnace... Frank immediately goes home.
what if i told you im a tamil
what if somebody time traveled and caused an alteration in the past and that's why today's present is messed up?
What if commodores with chevy badges are Gm's way of us getting use to holdens demise and eventual replacment by chevrolete
If we're all created in god's image then god is gay and straight... and transgendered!
What if the IDEA that the universe is a hologram  is also a hologram?
WHAT IF THE GOVERNMENT CREATED VPN'S AND CENSOR THE NET SO WE HAVE TO BUY THEM
What if this ice is a sign that we shouldn't take finals
dear god whos ryan seacrest
you mean they just select english for their shitty foreigner memes  for attention?
What if the quiz answers are rigged  so we have to keep taking it
what if i am the only person on earth and all other people are just hallucinations because i am mentally ill
WHAT IF THAT TIME I HEARD SCRAPING CONCRETE WAS SCP-173 TRYING TO KILL ME
what if tony romo wants his fantasy team to win more than he want to go to the superbowl
If DNA is just software instructions Are deformed people beta tests?
What if the Memes are just a decoy while he...
What if every time my computer is slow someone is actually mining bitcoins?
Duh!
what if chemisty teachers are realy drug addicts and are tricking us into making their meth
what if it became evident that hitler was wrong would people believe in anything after that?
what if it became evident that hitler was wrong could people believe in anything after that?
Check out my new movie 47 ronin
What if the london underground was invented by viruses and bacteria?!
What if big fic came up with the name big fic so we would think he had a big fic
what if having to pay to just live on this planet is the fundamental injustice?
so if the first games are x and y ... does that mean the next games will be dy/dx?
what if the thermostat's actually broken and the ambient temperature is just slowly losing its heat
what if winter really isn't comming?
what IF A goes with g and c goes with t in dna
What if i'm the dragonborn and i just don't know it yet
what if Nitrous oxide are smell free farts
What if paul walker isnt dead and it was just the sneak peek ending to F&F7
What if victor is trying to make us hate shafeeq because he's racist?
our reaction when comedy knights with kapil ends
what if the NSA watched imgur and 'influenced' votes for stuff they liked
verr&#252;ckte SCHLAMPE
What if the creator of the matrix was optimus prime and he was trying to enslave us the whole time
what if people were thankful for more than 30 days a year
What if we're the aliens and the dinosaurs were just living peacefully
What if typhoon haiyan is just god playing with the swirl effect on his photoshop
ah  masa
IF YOU GOT PREGNANT DOES THAT MEAN YOU GOT CREAMPIED?
WHAT IF I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE AND STILL BE AN ADVENTURER
WHAT IF WHEN YOU PEE THE SHIVERS YOU GET IS ACTUALLY YOUR PENIS TWERKING
WHAT IF GETTING LAID BY TEACHER IS HOMESCHOOLING
what if peopele were thankful for more than 30 days a year
What if some confessors are not from KNMS?
What if the reason they give out candy on holloween  Is because kids are exercising
what if whitsblog.com isn't just another meme blog?
MAU GUE TAMPOL LOE :S
Grandma  Put on some clothes
Whoa! There's that drone again
what if andy harglesis  really is an emo powerlifter
What if the people accusing us of Slacktivism about CISPA Are trying to discourage us from raising awareness because they work for the government?
que ases me asustas
if i was in bill & ted and i was the main hero in the matrix
Did he just play an e Flat its supposed to be e natural
Masih ada aja di dunia ini  Orang Bodoh seperti kau
why doesn't obama  have to worry about obamacare?
Not sure if its a compliment or an insult
What if this doesn't post until after midnight and i totally miss sweetest day?
Goes to Maths and computing school  struggles with maths and computing at uni
What if my tickets weren't really NLA but I was NLA and my tickets were available??
What if Tony Romo doesn't choke... But gets paid to throw games?
what if higher resolutions shrink the text on generated memes in the future because they are generated dynamically?
jangan2 yang nanya di ask.fm tentang seseorang adalah seseorang itu!?
What if all that FO shutdown bullcrap is only a way to say everything's gonna be reset?
zaylons  on youtube?
I finanlly learn how to say Mahmoud Ahmadinejad... and iran elects a new guy
what if the aliens are more evolved humans who left earth for the stars  and now keep the planet alive with cloned less evolved ancestors and animals as an experiment
what if grey aliens are actually super intelligent earth biengs and that they hide in space to watch humans have sex
I am so afraid when I go to my home
What if Kanye West was never happy for Taylor Swift?
derren brown eludes me
What if defaulting on the national debt brings stability to the world markets?
What if Microsoft has a working Cpp11 Compiler But wants people to buy new Visualstudio
Gw bingung kalok liat muka Pandu Wahyu Aji Sumpah!!!Jelek bgd...
what if dro just googled jessi memes but yessi mems poped up
What if you only think i farted But I really shit my pants.
What if dutchsinse is Tatoott And tatoott is dutchsinse
People that buy i-phones They want to bring slavery back
He just bought an i-phone so supports third world slavery
What if Jesus Christ Was actually satan tricking people into thinking sin is forgivable
Michael Townsley and Devin Weston make Michael Weston
What if BDC is a Physiological Experiment  Like Lost
What if the Nazis staged 9/11 so that JFK's Fake moon landing could welcome Obamacare?
What if Jon and Peter Object were the same person? And what if the same is true of Drucius and Dave le Freak?!
What if celestia is a planeswalker that dominated the plane of equestria?
What if I'd Never Done Those Awful Matrix Movies and People still Liked me...
what if apple is secretly behind the fake ios7 waterproof ad                                          so everyone would break their iphone and buy a new one
Is That... Miley Cyrus!!!
ineteresante
What if soy milk is just regular milk Introducing himself in spanish
What if the tendency to be less critical of claims which support my views has become the primary basis for my holding them.
DANTE (SAN) YO SE KE ESA CARA PONESS CUANDO VEZZ A MOLI HASTA LA LESION DEL PIE TEE PASA
what if that one almost makes too much sense to be funny but still remains funny
What if the /chests were deleted so that we would go play semi-vanilla
what if theyre brainwashing us  with the chemicals in deoderant
THOSE STALKERS!
ohh God!!! Is that Undertaker!!
Segura que estas bien  porque las pastillas estan en el velador
After looking at wilson twerking
What if Jaguar doesn't check for ID's  when they sell their cars
oh tapos?
What if World War III Already happened And the world is really a space station
ou pas heinnn
The one who simply likes and shares his own pics unless the name is Sharath aka thurre
What if people drove 20mph below the speed limit... oh wait they do.
maybe.... she's got male genitals.
what if gta5 has three playable characters and rockstar will  add more in the dlc
What happens if Uncle Ben and Fiona Button had a son? Would his name be Benjamin Button?
What if Osama Bin Laden was a carrot
amboiii kauuuu jangan macam macan hang nihh
What if mosquitos only want our blood to give other sick mosquitos a blood transfusion
What if Dream Were Real AND LIFE ISENT REAL
Pero que pedazo... ... Martin
what if im you
is that your dog nawwwwwww
APA !!!! Didi yang paling ganteng di Champion?
ONLY I MARTYR MYSELF FOR CMT
Y si lo de los bots es pura publicidad y asi todos ganan visitas y suscriptores?
o lole?!! tu es estupido....
What if the waitress calls everyone sweety?
I si nosaltres som de la pell cap enfora i l'exterior es de la pell cap endins?
What if birth marks are really death wounds from a previous life
transe?
When someone comes up behind you sniff
Onlocationvacations You have time for that?
What if cancer
esta fue mi cara  cuando te caiste de la raampa xDD'
What if Elysium is actually a sequel to District 9 where Van De Merwe mutated back from being a prawn and into an scumbag
Huh? Is dat Jesus?
saw a former co-workers penis
What if the ps4 is just a Slanted black box with an old xbox 360 inside of it?
Verarsch mich nicht seit wann hat sophia pickel am arsch Das ist nicht dein ernst
What if the cat isn't both dead and alive
yerrrr!!! esen2...
? что е?ли Когда ты по?ледний раз переходил дорогу
OH PUTAIN Un noir
IF PRINCESS CELESTIA CAN SEND LUNA TO THE MOON does that mean luna can send celestia to the sun
ITU LEE TOP WOW Jantan Sekali
Qu'est-ce  qu'il est con
Itu bukan salah gue
what if characters in a movie were really actors pretending to be characters pretending to be actors pretending to be characters
What if we are all Dying And just slowly watching our lives flash before our eyes
what if flash player is free and makes constant updates  without changes because it is the nsa spy program?
What if dreams were reality and reality was a dream
if Leonardo DiCaprio has not won an Oscar because dies in all his films
My face when  Fernanda posts something on facebook!!!
eres tinista y no ves violetta??? como puedes vivir asiii
What if marvin is right and im a 'zero checker'
What if the NSA leaks were actually a carefully orchestrated plan perpetrated by the NSA itself To keep us afraid to communicate with each other
What if we are all dragonborn? But we just don't have any dragon souls?
What if the ncaa gave scholarships to better athletes to increase their chance of fame resulting in more pro athletes to make us watch sports to distract ourselves from worser issues
What if in thirty years I'm sad?
What if the 'Royal baby' is just a ruse to stop you thinking about the world's real problems?
what if lync is called lync  because microsoft's spellcheck is crap like all their products
Hoovering While listening to mp3 not sure if hoover is actually on
 what if      the blue pill         was really    the red pill ?
what if society could still progress     without forced taxation?
What if Hannibal Lecter became a cannibal  just so his nickname rhymed with his name
WHAT IF OUR LIFE IS A DREAM AND WE ONLY WAKE UP WHEN WE DIE
What if pacman killed his friends in a pill-fueled fruit binge And the ghosts are actually the good guys?
Shit! Wala akong Naintindihan!
What if the government made conspriracy keanu to track it?
what if you are not in greece... But in albania
What if zimmermans acquittal is the government intervening to take public attention off of snowden
What if there not taking the hobbits to isengard But taking them from isengard?
What If We Were all Once Zombies And then There Was a human apocolypse
But what if... we're fake too!?
Ababababababa Sehrish aur Kitchen me
What if we extinguish all desires except for the desire to extinguish all desire to extinguish all desire to ...
man nipples  wtf
What if when we play call of duty gerard butler is really killing those people?
what if all the nicolas cage memes are actually john travolta
What if redheads really just have hair sunburns?
What if redheads really just have hair sunburns?
? что
what if this meme isn't funny but people still hit the up arrow?
What if a gateless gate squeaks in a koan and there's not nobody there to not-hear it?
What if Yahweh took the blame  for Zeus' last debauching of a mortal female?
What if we're all Buddha and nobody gets reincarnated?
Where's the Spigot to the Matrix So I can turn that shit UP
Ser&#225; que esta 'crise' pol&#237;tica foi encenada e serve apenas para agravar a crise encon&#243;mica e justificar o 2&#186; resgate?
Tacos Are Mexican Hamburgers
What if these what if's  aren't what aren't if?
what's more liquid... a dollar or bottle of water?
What if life really is a cabaret?!?
Jangan-jangan surabaya 2014 macet kayak Jakarta
What if Microsoft never really had drm.. but wanted to see if sony did.
What if the reason why my life sucks is because i never forwarded that chain email 7 years ago
what if there was no time?
Won't let Bodhi chase the Hundred Year Storm and get caught in Sandy's 'Net... NOT!
KC & THE DOGSTARS
What if I am the only human on earth and the others are just robots
What if Stephen Hawking isn't smart at all and his wheelchair supercomputer invented the universe
What if the whales on beaches are trying to evolve onto land But we keep pushing them back into the sea?
Your reaction When AD Soraka makes a pentakill
Niggas got all the swag in the world until you ask them to read a paragraph out loud.
nigas be like that was funnier when i was sober
nakalimutan na may assignment ngayun nga nga !!!
What if itunes never starts up so you'll leave it running all the time?
What if beer tastes nasty but people drink it to look cool
Como saber se foram Anonymus que fizeram um video se eles s&#227;o an&#244;nimos    e qualquer um pode colocar uma mascara de Guy Fawkes e sair falando merda
If Trix are for kids... Then why was the Ma-Trix Rated R?
what if quickmeme and memegenerator are the same thing
What if FishinDeerHunter and Ashleigh bin Field are hired by OD staff to force people to buy a subscription to OD Plus for the 'block' function?
what if middle-earth is Westeros in the past?
Dieser Moment... wenn du etwas eklig findest
What if the dark night was a way to expose and warn us about government spying
What if my patronus was a dementor?
What if my patronus was a dementor?
What if the people defending fat people Are the fat people!!
Worse than retarded? How could that be?!?!?
What if all the IE8 traffic is from developers testing ie8?
what if you are famous and you just dont know it?
what if an advertisement says better than advertised
WHAT IF CRY WAS SLENDERMAN AND USED THE MASK TO HIDE HIS FACE.
WHAT IF 'THE MATRIX' WAS THE REAL WORLD AND 'The REAL WORLD' WAS ACTUALLY THE MATRIX
what if we combined bronies and anti bronies its gonna be like a WW2: MLP Style
What if the walking dead is all in made up and rick is still in a coma
wHAT IF EMBERS aRE JUST BACKWARDS SNOW?
what if humans were originally from Mars  before and had to come to earth  to survive and we're trying instinctively to go back to our mother planet
What if gabe newell already released half life 3 on mac And only the mac users know?
what if this isnt my hair
What if when my parents parade in my room and saw me and screamed it was because they actually guessed right about me?
what if all the imvu users are guys
A player can either be scum or town
What if Middle Earth is an earlier program of the matrix  and elrond is its agent smith
Jangan-jangan semua post tentang kentang dan lays itu akal-akalan produsen lays buat ngiklanin lays
what if fijy is the real one and Fijut is the imposter
what if Internet explorer has turned awesome over the years and no one knows because no one uses it?
What if women secretly rule the world and they have feminist groups scream 'Gender inequality' to lower suspicion?
what if the reason amon hated bending was because he was a homophobe and he wanted to make everyone straight?
wow it really does work wrapitupandbeslim.myitworks.com
wow it really does work wrapitupandbeslim.myitworks.com
WAIT THERE IS MORE?
What if SOE nerfed the Saron To stop VS moaning about the charge mechanic
Whoa!  Livin' on a prayer
What if girls don't like nice guys and  like douches
What if we broke ffm because we book too many sales
What if Michael Jackson was Annie and she is not ok?
what if i were 'the one?'
WHAT IF POLO IS A ANAGRAM OF LOOP
What if Mercury Is really just the blood of mirrors?
What If bellybuttons  Were actually just tiny kangaroo pouches?
what if you ... Umh. uh.
What iF WHAT WAS IN THE SAFE WERE THOSE GIRLS THAT WERE RESCUED
what if memes are just faces with captions
what if we are actually living in a dream  and we can't get back to reality because we don't know if we are in a dream.
What if the safe Is full of tacos?
WHAT IF WE SEND PEOPLE TO MARS AND THEY GET AMBUSHED BY Subterranean ALIENS?
WHAT IF JAY IS ACTUALLY THE LOUD ONE.
WAS I BORN ON SEPTEMBER 2ND
what if i already finished candy crush and the computers don't remember it?
what if cartoon network is still awesome for kids nowdays and we think its shit only because we grew up
what if that online survey i ignored could have won me a taco bell!?!?
Got an email from the illuminati from my own email... what if I am the illuminati?
what if spirits are actually dead people who are in free look mode?
IF YOU SAY ALL OF THESE CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE COMING FROM A SINGLE SOURCE.... WOULDN'T THAT LEAD ONE TO SAY THAT THERE IS A CONSPIRACY BEHIND CONSPIRACY THEORIES?
what if life after death was true? And i used to be george washington
What if all BUSINESSES  are really pyramid schemes
What if god really does exist?
If i kill myself in the future does that mean my past self commits suicide?
Bro did you hear that It sounded like a fart
so thats how fat people do it
what if soy milk makes you intolerant to milk?
what if your smartphone see's your highly intellectual post and deletes it because it feels threatened by your 'smarts'
Just explain this to me why isn't there a tax bracket for people earning over a million $. five million $. Ten million $???
We WENT too far... wait...why 'did' we go to far?
What if the evolution theory was correct? that would EXPLAIN how niggers got into our world
OMG THEY ARE CHANGING THE BOOK OF THE LAW!?!?! There is a big difference between kill and fill dude.
what if noth korea is really a utopia and obama is just censoring us?
WHAT IF THE ANTI-SCAM CLASS IS ITSELF A SCAM?
what if there is a reason every book in the new testament contradicts each other?
What if im high and my subconscious is typing this now
what if there really is a left wing media and they use fox news to persuade  people into voting democrat
that reaction of ours when someone says he has finished his assignment uuuuuuuuuuu
What if you have to upvote your own meme or it will never be seen?
what if there actually is a left wing media and they use fox news to persuade people into voting democrat?
what if satoshi nakamoto is really max keiser
What if we have tons of great pictures of bigfoot And he is just blurry in person
UHHH oF COURSE I USE THE INTERWORX CONTROL PANEL
what if all clocks are actually ancient time machines that we are building wrong
what if there really is a left wing media  and they use fox news to persuade people to vote democrat
WHAT IF MY HAT IS ACTUALLY WEARING ME?
WHAT IF DEJA VUS ARE US REPLAYING FROM THE LAST CHECKPOINT AFTER LOSING A LIFE
What if your birthday was last week and this card was just a cover up for missing it
if the 'kha' in khador is pronounced 'kay' and not 'kah' then how do you pronounce khardov?
what if people who say swag really meant tehy were secretly gay
what if everyone is laurence ...eXCEPT ME?
what if sitesnotspies.org is really a government website designed to spy on us?
You bought a camero you must be a god
what if after breaking bad walter white goes into witness protection... and that's the beginning of malcom in the middle...?
So Your tellin me  it was a punk bitchass stingray?!
What if Karl Pilkington is smart  and he makes us believe he’s dumb?
what if ice cream trucks were meant to make kidnapping easier
What if that's explosives in the milk jugs and that cop was really the bomber?
what if this is infinite tsukuyomi and madara wants to save us?
What if homeless people on the subway asking for money  ARE DOING A HOMEWORK ASSIGNMENT FOR ACTING CLASS?
Classical music is dubstep for elders
what if this entire meme was meant to make idiots think
What if light is really shiny darkness?
What if the boston marathon was a marathon
What if he's tells me i'm pretty because he's a 50 year old man perv pretending to be in his 20's
what if my camry isnt a racecar?
What if April 3rd-8th WAS SPRING
What if canada created global warming so it becomes tropical?
What if Monsanto Patented  Genetically engineered Mosquitoes
What if the ultra gay seal was actually gay?
What if i haven't met my true love Because i didn't repost that comment on 10 other comments?
It's called a stairway to heaven
What if the boston marathon bombing is the first trailer for Boondock saints 3?
What if I'm HIV Aladeen
What if caitlin and Georgia played an excellent april fools prank
What if she actUally is pregnant And it's not an April fools joke
what if i really am the 500
What if bethesda are making elder scrolls online to distract us from no Fallout 4
what if scumbag steve isn't really a scumbag?
what if all the people that upvote my images are just my split-PERSONALITIES trying to trick me
What if no one is working for the Olive garden and we are all just accidentally ADVERTISING to ourselves?
What if the elevator stays still BUT THE WHOLE BUILDING MOVES
Finally gets girlfriend Sees used tampon in bothroom
What if that man wasn't a child molester and I just missed out on free candy?
what if the hokey pokey really IS what it's all about
Dutch people be like ik krijg nog 10 cent
what if fox news is just a well thought out  parody of itself?
what if the easter bunny  has RABIES
did somebody mention awkward moments
What if aliens invade uranus
What if the sales assistant who said i looked hot in this had a boyfriend and was just trying to sell clothes the whole time
Swedish House Mafia Split Daft Punk Reform?!
What if taco bell combined a doritos cool ranch nacho with a taco?
what if mirrors are monitors and reflections are what they think we look like!?
what if when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there it's actually someone advanced tecnology sims and he just cancelled your action?
WHAT IF AN ELEVATOR IS NOT AN ELEVATOR but the stomach of a magical whale
WHAT IF ALIENS REALIZED THAT THE BEST WAY TO CONTROL HUMANS IS TO COMBINE justin bieber and gangnam style
What if The lag actually is  borneo punishing us for misbehaving
what if the voynich manuscript was 100% real and we're just too stupid to understand it?
what if it wasn't lucas who changed star wars maybe it was our thoughts controlling his mind
what if i pick up a ringing phone and then i just disappear
what if all those views on my youtube videos are actually made by me
what if stalkers are just creepers in disguise
what if there are no conspiracies and i'm just crazy
what if i'm just a still image and i've been dead for a hundred years
what if...
What if the agents in the matrix Are really the men in black?
OMG! Gramma what are you doing on tHat pole?
what if i didn't wake up from the matrix i'm just stoned looking through a kaleidoscope
What if i woke up from the matrix into another matrix that's part of another matrix which is part of another matrix which is...
what if st. patrick's day was created to perpetuate irish stereotypes?
There was no candy in gary's van
What if religion... is really there to help the government keep is mind controled
Why would I want pepsi?
Aww that nasty
what if we are all dead and when we die we are reincarnated in reality
Republicans hate Big government...Democrats hate big buissness Banks control both....woah..I'm cashing my unemployment check at walmart
what if my if condition  GOT A ELSE CONDITION
What if those broadcasts saying I could get 10 fee world locks weRe true And I just missed out on  them
what if dion's mum is actually tomb raider and im just going down the wrong hole
What if Only the stickers are made in china
WHAT IF ALL THE CARDINALS ARE JUST FILMING A HARLEM SHAKE VIDEO?
what if twinkies didn't really go out of business and the government is using it to get information out of sweet-toothed aliens
what if ufoS in reality are timemachines with visitors from the future?
What if Sim City wasn't about cities but was now about regions
what if i'm the only person who watched that south park parody and everybody is saying that they have seen it before
what if scaruffi dies
i think i just shit my pants!!!
the opera browser is moving to webkit? everything's Chrome in the Future!
What if clutch leaked earth rocker?
What if our whole universe is just an other organism cell
yOU DO WHAT? WITH YOUR TOBACCO AND WEED?
WHAT IF WE PRETEND TO LIKE PARAMORE MAYBE MELVIN WILL BOOK BECK INSTEAD TO TROLL US
you mean to say ms thorsen's  class can be interesting?
what if? all those times i was correcting grammar it actually made me look like the fool.
what if mtv doesn't play music anymore because it's mostly crap nowadays
What if all the downvote fairies Are really from 9gag corporate
What if all religion is just a plot to control people and steal their money
you don't wearing a creepers? omg.
But what if scumbag steve isn't a scumbag
What if the walking dead is only rick dreaming while he is in hospital
What if the reason payphones are disappearing is because the matrix is trying to keep us here
What If Star Wars Is A documentary sent from the future
what if magenta doesn't represent anything physical Your brain invents it!
Rhys your Bonded For the next 5 years
what if when you dream
What if nothing is missing from the watergate tapes there's just 18 1/2 minutes of the silence talking
WHAT IF
what if NobOdy careD about what wesley thought
your face when you see พี่บุ๋น
what if family guy didn't rip off the Simpson's it was just the other way around!
What if dr. dafny wanted us to do poorly To 'prove' that mandatory attendance is beneficial
you disgusting pig
What if modern dwarves Mine Bit coin
what if this meme was already made... and we're all being lied to!
what if the unicorn       in blade runner really means that       deckard is a brony?
tHAT SQUIRREL JUST TEABAGGED ME!!
what if mr. mime was ash's dad?
what if sylveon is the first ??? type Pokmon
What if the westboro baptist church were just trolls And we all fell for it
WHAT IF.... JAKERS IS GAY
LCHF BREAD? WHUT?
what if uri geller's powers are real and he knows we're in the matrix?
ORDERS PIZZA  I DELIVER IT 2 HOURS LATE
what if all ancient greek sculptures are all victims of medusa
TOMMOROW?! I dont even know what im doing in an hour
What if Horrible Sci-Fi makes sense.. Because the 'JJ' of Abrahms stands for 'Jar Jar'
What if we see in negative colors but our eyes make it negative again so it looks normal
What if Gamingelite is a robot created by gametrailers to keep us coming back to the forums
If girls at bars drugged our drinks with viagra How would we know
what if someone among us has multiple reddit accounts so that  they can upvote their own posts
What if... ...I am bobby gillespie
What if the gun control debate is a scam to sell more guns
I think I just sharted
What if Aliens are so far away that when they look at our galaxy it hasn't even formed yet?
what if some of the other users  are bots
What if
What if comcast was really better than Fios
If DNA is genetic code Then god is just a computer geek
What if miserouxx is really loserology
Oops I swallowed both pills
what if the Chelyabinsk meteor was an alien attack    and the men in black covered it up?
What if nice guys actually are the douche bags
what if louie is the main admin
What if the ps4 is the dualshock 4 controller?
what if eat yo vegetables has more nutrition than eating  vegies
what if walmart is having some kind of bizarre contest we don't know about and all those people are dressed up funny to win?
What if Google Glass was invented by someone who was picked on for wearing glasses So that everyone else would now be wearing glasses too
What if time travel is real and someone went back in time and saved us from 2012?
what if trix cereal is still in the shape of fruits but we cant see it because trix cereal really is for kids?
What? I'm not really the one?
What if the 2013 stxt patch was already on the disc and we just downloaded more locked content
what if the 2013 sfxt patch was already on the disc and we downloaded more locked content
What if your ISP Prioritizes Traffic to speedtest.net?
What if i'm sexy and I don't know it?
What if PNW JSA crushes isn't actually anonymous  And board members are just trying to gather dirt on candidates
sahil hak got admission in dce without migrant quota
What if someone posts the decapitation-gifs Lately to get karma from warning everyone with multiple accounts
so did abe lincoln abolish slavery or did steven spielberg?
what if jack swagger and zeb coulter   are actually supposed to be babyfaces?
You are so full of shit Actually no
What if dogs cant sense ghosts but just smell and hear invisible people?
What if they call it tomorrowland Because it's only open tomorrow?
What if lindsay's actually smart and just acts dumb?
What if feminism is an excuse to oppress men
What if doing a harlem shake video is actually an initiation into satanism
what if all the confession bear memes are posted by the same
the DARK AND THE light SIDE of THE FORCE ARE JUST DIFFERENT SKILL TREES
what if hmjds is just the subject of a long term government run experiment and thats why each and every one of us is absolutely rediculous
You mean... someone guessed my 123abc password?
what if light actually has a color and all the colors we see are wrong?
What if I lied And it's tRue?
What if valentine's day was really meant for people to hate each other?
What if valentine's day isn't for making love mabye it's an excuse to get candy?
what if we were once all zombies and there was a human apocalypse?
What if school budgets aren't low but we make school projects to decorate the interior saving thousands?
What if we are in sims and god play with us and god picked someone to invent sims for the actual characters on sims
if it takes 1 hour for an incident to be processed she'd own all quays ra an hour each
Pope quits his job next day north koreans makes a nuclear test
what if we don't want to take tech?
WHAT IF THE CONSPIRACY IS + A CONSPIRACY
What If James May really is the stig but just drives slow so that people don't expect him
What if I really am a superhero but i just haven't discovered my powers yet
what if scientologists are actually atheists that made a ridiculous fake religion just to show that all religions are ridiculous?
what if humans are the missing link?
WHAT IF EVERY DAY IS OPPOSITE DAY AND IT'S NOT BECAUSE IT'S OPPOSITE DAY?
What if gun companies paid obama to talk about banning guns so people would buy more guns
What if every time we try to kill the ender dragon and something goes wrong It's actually the ender dragon causing the problems?
what if this is a repost but everybody forgot the original post
What if all the popular memes were only upvoted by the person that made them?
its not a frickin violin  its a viola
What if Penguins can really fly But don't want to make us jealous?
WHAT IF WHEN YOU COULDNT REMEMBER WHAT YOU WERE DOING IN A ROOM IT WAS THE MIB ERASING YOUR MIND BECAUSE YOU SAW AN ALIEN
YOu created a meme and claimed someone stole it? But your name was on the bottom?
what if peado bear was jimmy saville in a costume
What if all swag people actually are homosexuals
what if grain circles are made by the government just to laugh at all the people who actually believe in it
what will happen if werewolf bites wolf?
What if all crabs are spiders That simply put on armor and learned to breath underwater
what if the elephant in the room is invisible?
what it gods face book account was really him and all the non believers whent to hell
what if bigban was really god and he actually just wanted to punish cent
what if the power outage at the superbowl was intentional      so they could play the commercials extra times?
what if being gay  is natures way of controlling over population?
What if the super bowl was fixed... by the freemasons?
What if Your email wasn't hacked until now
What if all this talk about gun control is set up so more people would buy guns now?
what if every building that ever blew up was an accident and the government calls it terrorists to scare us into giving them total control?
what if god is actually the devil impersonating god     and he's using the bible to corrupt real god's perfect world?
what if life is a dream and god made us to never wake up
What if tim is really jae and it was a lie The whole time
Lolpottan and MR.armstrong Not the same person ?
WHAT IF DUBSTEP IS REALLY JUST NOISE?
what if old people are just young people... who got old?
What if I hERPED When I should of derped
what if human beings haven't really evolved yet and we're all just the descendants of time travelers from the future
what if that trilateral more equal than others group.. ...was the same as that EQUILATERAL triangle group?
what if justin bieber is a boy
If you look down on someone who looks up to you does that mean you see eye to eye?
What if T.v. shows Are just really long movies broken into pieces?
What If the desire for a slim body was created to eradicate world hunger
What if jj doesn't get the ride tonight?
what if the government is really running these drills in american cities to send a message to the american people?
What if we all didn't just sleep through the storm last night But we're all still asleep right now?
what if everyone knew about   crazyresumes.com?
the fridge light goes dark when i close it
What if THE GOVERNMENT has no idea how to    fix the economy
What if Nyan Cat was actually used to activate trigger agents?
What if Unofficial  is the real st. patrick's day?
What if Chillstep is too chill?
what if milkshakes really dont bring boys to the yard
what if zuckergerg puts like button to like likes?
What if Stephen petty really is the most awesome person in the world And We're just figments of his imagination?
the cake was a lie
just watched sean declase's invincible video totally didn't get it till i watched it again
What if there is nothing inside all this paper?
What if Obama really is white But he paints himself to look black?
What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge bullets? 'No neo
What if Crocheting isn't as popular as knitting Because there are laws against being a hooker?
what if the government creates the viruses to make money off their vaccines?
What if heaven's 72 virgins are just one group and you'll  have to que behind millions  of others in line?
what star wars actually took place And we were able to observe those events exactly when the movie was released?
WHAT IF STAR WARS ACTUALLY TOOK PLACE AND WE WERE ABLE TO OBSERVE THE EVENTS RIGHT AT THE MOVIE'S RELEASE?
what if... we're all animals and those we see as animals are human ?
What if the government created conspiracies  so we would ignore real issues?
if the oc becomes the pls what happens to the matrix?!
What if everyone actually wears clothes in the shower and i've been weird all of my life
What if It was more than smellz
Young Peyton Manning was a colt Older Peyton manning is a bronco...
what if womens periods are a lie to allow them to be really angry once a month
what if manti's girlfriend was his grandmother
Akkor most J&#225;zmin ZSID&#211;???
What if australia is right-side up And we're the ones upside down?
What if We Evolutionized from turtles  INstead?
what if all these tumblr quotes only seem deep because I'm a huge
What if Joe Eigo was actually sane in his mind?
WHAT IF COD IS TEACHING KIDS TO DEFEND THEMSELVES FROM HOAXES LIKE SANDY HOOK?
What if Manti Te'o Met his girlfriend With a magic mailbox
magic mirrors dont just appear  out of thin air but when they do
What if this reality is false and i'm just in a severe state of psychosis?
if you get with a russian does that make you russian?
That Cocksucker DID WHAT ?
What if my groupme friends are in other groups and they're talking about me
what the internet really does judge by appearances?
What if the dog really did eat his homework?
What if america's high diabetes and obesity rates are because the government secretly uses us as human experiments
what if i told you that eva carneiro is john terry's 2nd wife
What if ray lewis isnt going to retire and it was all just part of his master plan to get his team pumped up and play good
What if nationwide  Isn't really On your sIde??
grilled cheese / girl cheese very different
what if the person running the franklin burn book is the same person who runs the anti burnbook?
WHAT IS AUTOBOTS ARE REAL AND THEY'VE TAKEN OVER CHEVROLET?
What if the plane that exploded in breaking bad was oceanic flight 815?
what if our penises are just inverted vaginas?
What if sametime is down to make us interact with each other in person
what if i walk from the toilet and don't pull down the toilet seat
what if i walk from the toilet and don't pull down the toilet seat
WHAT IF RICH PEOPLE KEEP HOARDING THE FINITE AMOUNT OF MONEY IN THE WORLD NO SERIOUSLY
What if we were actually the same person in two different bodies?
What if the apocalypse really happened but people from the future came back in time and prevented it
what if #cutforbieber was made by the government to force internet control
What if air is poisonous And it just takes 80 years to kill us
What if gary oldman is in every movie and we just don't recognize him
sends assistant to pre-match press conference claims closest rivals will beat us to the premier league title
what if kurt cobain killed Courtney Love and had a sex change operation
what if friendship isn't magic?
What if i walk to the toilet and don't pull down the toilet seat
what if minecraft was racist with the black guy that steals blocks and gets aggressive when looked at
what if minecraft was racist with the black guy that steals blocks and gets aggressive when looked at
What if greg hand is the one committing all the crimes.
What if the government gun control scare is really just a way to stimulate the economy by scaring the population into buying a bunch of guns and ammo?
what if everyone is using memes wrong?
you dont know who sean wrona is
What if reality isn't reality and my life is a dream?
What if the apocalypse actually happened And we are dreaming our current life?
What IF all these posts ARE..  FO' REAL
that thing you said about the stuff just a minute ago
Does not belive the world will end in 2012 Goes to confession just in case
OR MAYBE WE DON'T GET ANNOYING YOU JUST START TO FIND US ANNOYING AFTER A WHILE
What if Sweden is ruled by incompetent idiots?
what if we are not eating real food but chemically made produces?
snuggies are just backwards robes
What if earth is like an electron And the galaxy is an atom
what if heather likes rowell
what if the world really did end and this is the after life
what if facebook is just a scam to steal your information
what iF WALDO IS ONLY HIDING BECAUSE HE WAS VIOLENTLY RAPED BY AN AFRICAN AMERICAN MAN
what if the world did end and the government just COVERed it up?
What if the uk's next king turns out to be a queen?
What if when you spin on a sit and spin... You're actually spinning the universe?
what if they told us that money doesn't grow on trees so we wouldn't grow it ourselves
WHAT IF THE PUSH FOR GUN CONTROL IS ACTUALLY COMING FROM ZOMBIES
WHAT IF the owners of the accounts facebook blocked plotted an inside job to generate publicity?
WHAT IF OMEGLE IS JUST A PLACE FOR GAYS TO FAP TO OTHER GAYS?
what if there was no dannii for me to love
What if we did die on 12.21.12 and in PURGATORY until our fates are decided?
what if a girl frends zone a guy and he friends zones the girl
What if all the cat posts was an attack from ifunny?
what if everyone is actually high and drugs make you sober?
what if when people laugh after smelling someone's fart it isn't because it's funny
what if that paedophile really did have sweets in his van
WHAT IF SANTA WAS REAL BUT RUDOLphS RADIOACTIVE NOSE KILLED HIM
What if they're nerfing enginners... so we delete them because they didn't plan to have engineers and they wan't to remove them from the game
so u are telling me... today is d last day to submit d practical record?!
What if Monday Didn't have tO be chest day
WHAT IF FRIED CHICKEN MEMES IS JUST A NEW WAY FOR KFC TO MAKE ADS
what if our eyes are right and the steelers are just as bad as the eagles
what if pedophiles invented the kite so they will be able to know where are all the children
What if Paige doesnt just troll jamie conyers?
DONT WORRY ANON THERES PEOPLE WHO CAN FIX YOUR SPELLING
What IF LIFe is a dream and dreams are our real life
What if fail tier is full of the best memes Just so nobody sees them
what if a guy died and he was still dead
what if a guy died and he was still dead
What if goku actually failed to save the world but just used the dragon balls to bring us all back to life?
what if the world did end in dec. 21
what if the world did end  but the government just covered it up
what if the world did end and the government just covered it up
what if this is all just a bad meme?
hey whats wrong with this kid? is he mentally challenged? hey
What if the world did end And we're all stuck in the matrix now
what if mavis is a Thought Projection that ivan made so he can lead fair ytail to lose the tournament and steal luman histoire
WHAT IF THE MAYANS NEVER SAID ANYTHING ABOUT THE WORLD ENDING AND IT'S THE CONSPIRACY FREAKS
What if the ass treasurer becomes the treasurer?
what if the scp-foundation is real and the wiki was made to make it sound fictional?
WHAT IF DEC 21 WAS NOT THE END BUT JUST THE BEGINNING
What if the world did end and we're all living in the matrix?
Did the mayans just trolled everyone?
What if the world did end but god left all the bad people
what if the guy on river monsters is full of carp?
What if the end of the world actually happened and we're all living our otherworldly lives
WHAT IF THE WORLD DID END... AND THE AFTERLIFE IS JUST LIKE REAL LIFE?
What if we've been dead the entire time  And we've been counting the years since the apocalypse?
What if the world did end and this is all just a dream
what if i was abandoned at birth and i saw my mom on the street and thought she was a milf?
What if the universe is a planet within another universe
What if there aro no time travellers because there were time travellers but they at some point went back and changed past so they wouldn't time travel
WHAT IF BARACK OBAMA IS ALSO KIM JONG-UN
What If Westboro church is actually good and just say they're going to protest in order for others to provide acts of kindness
What if westboro baptist church is really good And they act like bigots to make people rally against hate?
What if the world really ended And this is just our lifes flashing before our eyes
What if westboro baptist church is intentionally spreading hate to secretly promote tolerance and unity
what if i was abandoned at birth and i saw my mom and thought she's a milf?
Starts refactoring code forgets why
what if onions are sad telepaths and that's why you cry when you cut them
What if the mayans were wrong and the day of our demise is the twenty-second of december?
what if all of the planets are cars and they're just doing donuts
WhaT if all the nubs on the internet Are Really just Mark
What if the mayan calendar was actually 21 months long?
GRaduates PLumber school
REAlized to late! Forgot gunz for aliemn movie
First no really
JAG HAR ST&#197;ND
what if the real reason people inject heroin is to become hero's
What if Nothing happens on 21/12/12
what if my mom had sex with a black guy and i'm a black albino
What if general noswal is just 'lawson' backwards?
wHAT IF mR. WOLFE created this group
WHAT IF 21/12 IS A LIE AND THE WORLD'S GONNA END IN 22/12
What if school is a training tutorial And life after age sixteen is main gameplay?
what if 12/21/12 is just a marketing technique to get people to stock up on survival gear
what if the world is just a game and will end on 21st december and we're just beta testers
what if religion is real and science is just having an experiment to see what people will believe
what if wrestling is real and everything else in life is fake?
what if skunks don't actually smell and it's just a ploy started by pot heads?
What if hostess going bankrupt was what the mayans predictEd
What if those creeks you hear in your house Are people in a time rift walking in their own time and space
what if the hokey pokey  is really what it's all about?
What is this dreadful music? why are koreans dancing?
what if there is no horse masks but there are human costume
what if there are no horde masks but there are human costumes
harry potter world is a world at Universal - which is in our world
what if anonymous actually support acta and they're proving how we need it
What if luffy is uranus?!
what if HAGRID IS SANTA
why do people like their own status
Have a weird new spot in neck afraid i might be sick........
I woke up with morning wood She woke up with morning wouldn't.
wHAT IF WE ARE IN A GAME AND THERE ARE OTHER GIANT HUMANS CONTROLLING US
what if good guy greg is the anti christ?
What if doomsday 2012 Is just an excuse For parents to not buy gifts for their kids
What iF Brands make the counterfeit items too To make even more Money
what if moses was really history's first waterbender
What if i became a famous brony would i then be able to touch dustys MUSTACHE?
What If they're raising gas prices So we can't spend money on food
I must protect Zion? >JIDF detected.
What if the nhl lockout was just a scheme to promote college hockey?!
What if the reason uiuc has no finals on dec 21 is because the world is going to end?
What if ingress is the word of google and we are his missionaries
what if the              grinch stole santa and he's just locked      away somewhere
what if she wants to talk to me to tell me to back off
the fruit orange
what if bob the builder can't fix that?!?!?
I drank 1 beer... but i pissed 5...
And so you got really confused by it? what if the meme was made upside-down
IF WE GO OVER THE FISCAL CLIFF WHO WILL OCCUPY WALL STREET
what if we human beings are actually aliens invaders while the the little grey aliens who abduct us are earth natives who try to take their home back?
What if we all have superpowers? but earth is our kryptonite?
WHAT IF INSTEAD OF LEARNING TO DRIVE CARS cARS ARE LEARNING TO BE DRIVEN BY US
What If Tori Amos Really Is The Little Mermaid on Acid?
what if dreams are perceptions of yourself in an infinite universe?
what iF we're just robots in a really big red box
What if memes are a new form of government mind control... and meme makers are all mind controlling themselves?
what if i really am the 1
What if this photo Was my senior photo?
A Most Bodacious masterpiece with many pages in which.... wait a second... What if this semester never ends!?
what if it was javi and we were in matrix
What if  Mike Goldsmith and Keanu where related??? It all makes sense
What if i'am in a dream and every people are illusions ???
what if mohammed was actually a chirstian?
What if the zombie apocAlypse Already Happened years ago?
What if it was just lee harvey oswald behind the jfk assassination? LOLOLOL SORRY COULDN'T SAY THAT WITH A STRAIGHT FACE
What if torres and benitez  had planned to ruin chelsea all this time
has anyone else noticed that 'maddie' is an anagram of 'im dead'?
What if you didn't make any of those memes and just took the images from the net?
What if the earth really is flat... but satellites only take pictures of one side?
what if people who have never heard of me or seen my shit page are part of a giant conspiracy to steal pictures they've never seen on my page
that crazy moment when  YOU REALIZE democrats and republicans are closer in ideology that you are to either of them
If you masturbated on an airplane
What if i am a future reincarnation of paranoid parrot
What if humans created the big bang
WHAT IF THE GALAXY IS ALL JUST A FIGMENT OF A HIGHER POWER'S IMAGINATION aND WE'RE JUST ALL HIS CHARACTERS
What if we're all zombies trapped inside our subconscious mind
What if the Myans only predicted  The movie 2012
what if scouts are only wolf cubs evolution?
What if facebook is just a way to get information that zuckerberg will forever blackmail us with?
What if No one gave a shit about your status updates?
what if raving rabbids was really just a way to sell rayman origins?
'O f&#225;bio vai entregar a prova hoje' Fodeu !
What if this meme Is the same as the 'what if I told you' meme?
What if when we jump we are actually pushing ourselves off the earth and it comes to us?
What if Squiddy Spells properly and we all just typo all the time
What if gotham really existed and league of shadows destroyed it
what if hostess isn't really bankrupt and they're saving the twinkies for after the apocalyspe
What if the placebo effect is a form of placebo effect?
what if all horses are unicorns that got poached for their horns
what if  all the blood they made us donate is sent to vampires
what if santa claus is real but lets others take credit for his good deeds
what if the boston massacre never happened and we've been learning lies in school?
what if people started believing these conspiracies and the world was destroyed because of it
WHAT IF SLEEP IS A SAVE POINT AND AFTER DEATH WE WAKE
What if The cake Isn't a lie?
What if communism is a good idea But everyone is doing it wrong?
WHAT IF I AM DRUNK AND AM TOLD TO GO HOME EXCEPT I'M ALREADY AT HOME
what if all female mmo characters are actually female in real life?
What if Dr. steve brule's name is actually 'steve bule' and he is just pronouncing it incorrectly?
what if there were no more ads on TV? would'nt the stations go blank for the time left that was consumed by ads before ?
What if LEGALIZING Weed Was a last-ditch effort to save twinkies
WHAT IF HOSTESS RUNNING OUT OF BUISNESS IS JUST A MARKETING STRATEGY
What if we are polar bears dreaming while hibernating
that awkward moment when you realize Psy and bieber have the same manager
what iF assaSsins and tEmplar are real and the assassins creed games are assassin prOpaganda
What if Gangnam style doesn't really have more views than baby but youtube increased it because they hate justin bieber that much
what if headache is a signal of somebody trying to read your mind
What if the people who are holding a camera in their profile picture are actually recording us online
WHAT IF BLACK PEOPLE WERE ACTUALLY WHITE PEOPLE IN DISGUISE?
What if SWINE flu is the response to 'when pigs fly'
What if the rapture has already happened and everyone was just unworthy
what if we're in the warhammer 40k universe and the emperium hasn't discovered us yet?
Morpheus? Is that you?
What if the bible was written in the future to warn the past
what if women really are from mars and its just a fluke we can procreate with them
WHAT IF schaf's car actually worked?
What if Jesus was just a successful TIme-traveler that could do magic tricks
what if kelton is really an ostrich controlling his body!
what if all the rain in ireland is actually what keeps the snakes from coming back
What if 'back to the future' movies are just Pr And we will get all the goodies in the next years
what if new world order is just conspiracy and capitalism is really in crisis?
If Twinkies last forever and now there will be no more twinkies Maybe the world really is ending
what if andrea isn't retarded and she's doing reconnaissance on the governor?
What if your gay oh wait your definitely gay
BANKSY AND SHEPARD FAIRY  ARENT ARTIST BUT COPY CATS
what if black friday keeps getting earlier and earlier and it merges with the previous year's black friday
What if morpheus is the one and i'm just his puppet
what if wal-mart is making their employees work to protect from a nuke bomb?
WHAT IF ATHANASOPOULOS & GALANAKIS WERE IN PRAGUE
WHAT IF '50 SHADES OF GRAY' IS A STRATEGY FOR MAKE US THINK 'TWILIGHT' IS NOT THAT BAD?
What if the Fa-La-La's in Deck the Halls Are Actually SolFege
what if all the meme characters are sending each other pictures of you?
What if Hostess said they were going out of business Just to boost their twinkie sales
what if the illuminati are just a rumor on the internet
what if cartoons are real and I am their fantasy
DUUUUUUDE!!! WHY WONT BEN GO TO SLEEP??
what if the twinkie company is lying so they can sell more twinkies...
LET'S GET SOME SECEDE MAN! DO YOU WANT A DIME BAG?
What if the last Pinkie Was never the real Pinkie?
if people are 75% water then isn't drinking water caniblism?!
What if women spend more time thinking about what men are thinking than men actually spend thinking?
at least one character of every tv show I watch played a guest role in the mentalist
are mirrors our reflection? or are we our reflections reflection?
what if d-12 is just a group of fags!?
WHAT IF THE AVENGERS WERE FLYING AROUND      RIGHT NOW
WHAT if ghost hunting is really just hallucinating?
What if they stopped making twinkies because we voted to LEGALIZE weed?
what if i'm really sexy and my  mirror is playing games with me?
walking the market with mom ultimate beautiful girl approaches you
WHAT IF THIS WAS THE PLAN AND HOSTESS WANTED TO SELL MILLIONS OF TWINKIES
weed is legal but there are no more twinkies
What if ramen noodles are just dried up frog oviducts?
What if rudolph is just a coke addicted reindeer? and santa is actually my parents drug dealer?
what if I'm not a hater oR a racist and Obama is actually a lousy president?
What if Colorado legalized marijuana  To make anyone who sees anYtHing pertaining to the stargate proGram seem high
What if quyen tran is god  and the quyen tran on earth is his son
what if santa claus is real but our parents take credit for the presents he gives us
what if miss tate didn't show up today because she hated us from last time
is fugazi a minor threat?
What if the URINAL NEVER ACTUALLY GETS FIXED?
basketball  is like soccer with your hands
What if magnets really do heal people And that's why we all wear headphones
what if that story was cool but just needed more dragons?
WHAT IF THEY ONLY WANT SECESSION JUST BECAUSE THEIR CANDIDATE LOST
what if my life is a famous reality show and everyone around just pretend they don't know me
What if she is being nice for an easy lay.
what if wind symphony is like defense against the dark arts And there's a new professor every year?
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exactly what i was thinking
i just bought 1
what if the earth is an artificil world and we are constantly being watched by aliens on a tv program
OH RANK
What if nature catastrophes are Mother Earth's way  TO MAKE SURE NATURAL SELECTION IS STILL WORKING
what if my bologna really does have a third name?
what if jessie's girl is stacey's mom?
What if one time at band camp ac/dc came?
What if Christian Bale Actually thinks he's Batman?
what if 11:11 wishes do come true and someone is wishing for everones wish to not come true
what if the the world im living in right now is heaven and i just dont realize it.
What if gak is actually the return of the smooze
what if my globe is a real planet and i destroy it's population with dust
WHAT IF T-SHIRTS ARE ACTUALLY PANTS FOR PEOPLE WITH THREE LEGS?
what if we are inside gods mind & thats why we cant see him
IS IT MY PANTS      OVER THERE ? holy shit
What if not a cop is actually a cop But he's making it seem like it's fake to catch people
WHAT IF RANDY UCHIDA REALLY RECORDED HIS MUSIC AT 33 RPM??
What if the incognito mode is actually a CONSPIRACY to get our most private data
omg is that.... a blue waffle!
What if handsome jack is really the good guy and the vault hunters are the bad guys
What if alcohol was invented by flesh eating toilets? to lure in prey!
what if when i see a 4g iphone case its a 4 gauge
What if is band is awesome To make up for football team's Record
WHAT IF FOX NEWS IS JUST A HUGE SOCIAL EXPERIMENT
the black guy got a second term The Mayans were right
what if reddit was already under a heavy load And my post was the reason that it went down
What if pres. nominees choose crazy running mates So if they're elected there's a smaller chance of assassination?
Human are parasites to earth and the flu are the earth's immune system
jangan jangan sungha jung itu adalah robot masa depan yang sudah di tanamkan chip  genius bermain gitar
what if obama posts are made on purpose so we get to like him more
what if rainbow dash was Scootaloo's mother?
What if everything is made of anti-matera and regular materia is what we've never seen?
WHat if everybody likes ron paul but facebook keeps on switching his name with romney and obama's
What if everything drew tells us is the truth
What if Aditya's stories were actually true
What if gangam style is just a rain dance and we brought hurricane sandy on ourselves?!
What if every target retail store was a target for nuclear bombs
WHAT IF I DONT VOTE FOR GAY GUY IS THAT A HATE CRIME?
what if black & white tv was always in colour and everybody at the time was colour blinD?
what if we actually die in sleep so thats why the respawn when we wake up feels so misery
If i'm dead then how am i commenting on this?
what if game developers make post-apocalyptic games just to make us think that can't happen in real life?
What if our affluent consumerist lifestyles cause climate change And we brought sandy upon ourselves?  But Seriously.
What if we live in The sims 10 Controlled by someone in the year 2112
What if epcot was built to be a deathstar and disney was just waiting to buy the rights
what if elections are in november so the candidates can have extra publicity with halloween costumes?
What if the elder wand  Is A metaphor for the one ring to rule them all
Wait you did what with Grendel's mom?
What if i have been playing as desmond miles  as the memory of a DESCENDANT of desmond
What if reincarnation was real could we get reincarnated as bacteria?
What if disnEY bought lucas arts so they would stop making shitty star wars products?
What if Gangnam Style is just a Giant Rain Dance and we brought this on ourselves?
what if hurricane sandy was a coverup for disney to buy lucasfilm?
WHAT IF GANGNAM STYLE IS ACTUALLY A RAIN DANCE AND WE HAVE BROUGHT THIS HURRICANE ON OURSELVES
What if dogs could live longer but we keep feeding them the wrong food?
WHAT IF IN WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCLATE FACTORY SET UP THE CHARACTERS TO WIN THE TICKET
What if gangum style is a rain dance and we are making hurricane sandy stronger?
What IF halloween was created by a pedo to easily lure kids with candy?
what if hurricane sandy was really Point break 2?
What if Obama and romney are just best friends trying to take over America
WHAT IF APPLE IS A TIME-TRAVELLING COMPANY AND APPLE MAPS IS THE AFTERMATH OF HURRICANE SANDY?
what if illuminati are hidding messages in assasins creed
what if hurricane sandy is a scam to sell weather apps
you're saying i still have to go to work
What if Gangnam style was a giant rain dance  and we brought this hurricane on ourselves
What if samort  was the bad community
What is hurricane sandy was supposed to be point break 2?
that instant panic attack when you think your phone is missing
What If Hermann Tilke works for red bull And designs circuits suited for vettel
what if john browett was sent in to fold apple like snape killed dumbledore under order
what if I am a god but just got banished like Thor
what if calvinsm is true and the big crunch already happened and will happen ad infinitum?
What if oxygen is actually a drug and we only pass out from the withdrawals
What if CONSPIRACY theorists make conspiracies to distract us from THEIR own conspiracies?
What If the internet isn't weird but all the basmentdwellers spawn there?
What if sandy doesn't exist And the weather channel is trying to stimulate the economy
what if sandy doesn't exist and the weather channel is just trying to stimulate the economy
If two mermen have unprotected sex Are they at risk for MERM-AIDS?
Wtf Where's the food
Hermann Tilke designs new Formula 1 circuits For  Red Bull Racing Only
My face when i was told ke$ha was actually a drunk gaga
what if lady gaga was actually a man and her name was alejandro
What if when you tell a cute girl
what if when the winds not blowing its really blowing in all directions and we can't feel it
what if cars driving on the opposite side of road are escaping from something dangerous
What if i tell you We all wanna gtfo?
WHAT IF WE'RE JUST A VIRUS  AND THE PLANET IS INFECTED WITH US
What if ichigo is part human and part quincy
WHAT IF AIDAN DUCKER ACTUALLY HATES EVERYTHING
What IF THERE WAS NEVER A BEE AND TAIT JUST HATES ADAM
WHAT IF GAY PEOPLE USED CHRISTIAN MINGLE?
What if nick and kyle have had their twitters switched the whole time
Chivalry is dead? Who killed him?
i just realized this meme was probably from that movie
What if our universe is just a sand particle of antother universe
If 2 guys r in a relationship who makes the sandwiches??
what if reality is a dream and when we go to sleep we wake up?
what if life is like tetris and no matter how good you are you always loose
IN PITTSBURGH
what if all exams were infact equal and the black kid did actualy do better than me
What if kaden was nerfed and he's just that good
what if this meme was made by the goverment
what if the reason that 2009/2010 midterms wasn't given to us is because they are the most simliar ones to our exam
jangan2 buku death note itu ada tapi tdk ada org yg memungutnya
what if the fuel strategy isn't a part of racing  but a way for nascar to make the race suspenseful?
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that AWKWARD moment when you fart..  and wonder if you crap your pants.
What if? The school is just a place where teacher's bring their hate on children
What if naruto is just one big flashback
what if the bacon shortage was caused by epic meal time?
What if samsung s3 is designed for humans because apple fanboys are zombies!
What if i can't actually think for myself
What if chinese around the world are spy and their job is to conquer the world
What if Toothpaste actually destroys our teeth so that dentists and tooth paste companies dont go out of business
What if citi bank made the Retarded commercial on purpose So people would talk about their company when talking about hoW stupid the commercial is
jangan jangan kita punya kekuatan terpendam seperti naruto tapi kita tidak tau cara memakai dan mempergunakanya
what if dogs are secret spies sent from alieins and they are taking dna from our toilet water
' OH GOD IT`S HER THE ONE WHO TALKS LOIKE DIS '
What if my boner caused the big bang
What if Gnesa's Wilder  is already auto-tuned?
After the election the media will go back to covering other events what if those other events are still happening right now
What if the reason the Apple Apple has a chunk missing is because you never get a full product?
What if the black plague was all a hoax Just so EXTERMINATORS can make money
what if the united states is really east of the eastern world?
what if willy wonka was lying     when he told charlie that the other kids would be restored to normal?
If less is more then how much is more more
What if romney really has daughters But they're all in binders?
What if god created dinosaurs  to hide the existence of pokemon's
What if Normal Force Didn't Exist And We Just Fell Through The Ground
what if hipsters are just time travellers from the past and that's why they think
What if those assemblies were an excuse For teachers to bag us
What if this whole time I was speeling your name right and you been speeling it wrong
what if santa claus does exist and our parents are taking the credit
What if megan and sara only argued To make all of us go see the movie
what if we spoke in c and coded in english?
What if everyone isn't biased and youre just wrong?
what if redbull is sponsoring all these people to forman army that can fight on any terrain
What if the Psych walkways were put in to encourage Grad student jumping?
what if justice is daft punk without costume
what if Ted is neo
WHAT IF WE ARE ABOUT TO DIE
what if we all are getting the same problems with our cars and we have all the same answer?
what if we're in a mmo and someone is controlling each one of us
What if yoloing was wrong and you can live more than once
what if parents stop their kids from having sex    because they don't want to pay for the grandkid's christmas presents?
WHat if cannabis wasn't illegal Would you stIll not get high?
surfing on the internet...  isn't that supposed to be like a booby trap?
What If All the people on tumblr who claim to know everything about love  Are really just a bunch of insensitive
what if there was no point to this meme and you just wasted 4 seconds of you life
what if there was no point to this meme and it wastes eight seconds of your life so that when you cross the street a car hits you but if you hadn't read this meme it would have missed you by eight seconds
What if allergy medicine just makes your symptoms worse so you'll buy more allergy medicine?
what if peter is wrong  and bird isn't the word
What if these aren't just memes And a government insider is leaking info
If bible is a lie what about history books?
What if the democrats fixed Romney to be the Republican candidate so everyone would vote for obama?
WHAT IF dIRTY SANCHEZ WAS JUST ANOTHER NAME FOR bUTTHOLE MUSTACHE'S ....
what if computers are teaching US how to think
larisa is my soulmate
WHAT IF FREEMASONS ARE FROM THE ILLUMINATI AND THEY'RE TRYING TO REDUCE THE POPULATION?
what if all the account criticizing shabirv are really just shabirvs secret accounts?
did you just shit my pants?
what if conspiracy theories  are bullshit
What if hokey pokey wasn't what its all about
What if we're not free but instead
what if wernicke's aphasia is actually everyone except you  developing broca's aphasia
what if wernicke's aphasia is actually when everyone else has broca's aphasia?
what if the big bang was another universe exploding?
oh my god... im gonna sneeze...
What if Justin Beiber spewing on stage  was actually morning sickness?
what if jurassic park is a real life experiment
What if explorer was actually the best browser but nobody knows because nobody uses it?
Maybe those guys who like mlp aren't gay but mlp is just cool enough now for men to watch it
what if conspiracies are conspiracies
what if scooby never exsisted shaggy was just really hi
what if 2012 was a good movie?
What if the girls said they had bonding time on camp just to make it seem as though they are inclusive
Dude You slapped a fish
what if i don't even lift?
What if lupe wasn't the one on drugs he was just so smart that we didn't want to believe him
If I'm standing alone and a stranger speaks to me I look like this and whisper 'You can see me?'
EH I HAVE A ? Why do people like their own status?..it's like high fiving yourself in public!!!
Ehm..No
WHAT IF GORONCHEV HAD CANCER AND DIED?
What If they changed the mission age to get more missionaries because we are about to be allowed in china
it is impossible to use hacks to  sex
What IF you are
what if the old people were the monsters from horrormovies in their past youth explains the amount of change-your-lifestyle -books
what if there is no conspiracy and our government really is that stupid?
what if 9gag is stealing from us to troll us?
what if everyone is schizophrenic and nobody really exists?
what if doctor who is based on true events?
WHAT IF HE IS ACTUALLY TROLLING AND ALL HIS FRIENDS ARE JUST IN ON IT
What if our best friend is our future son and he comes to save us from bad guy who want to destroy the future
What if the leaves aren't really leaves
What if everyone who picks up hitch hikers is an old hitch hiker who finally got a car?
what if this isn't really hair and it's only my mother's mop?
what if santa claus never knew that Halloween is at october 31st
If Hogwarts was just a delusion harry kills dumbledore
what if  the battlezonedtj meme's were started by him to cover up his garbage
What if we dont watch cartoons
what if cats are aliens sent from another planet to enslave humans
If Hyperion controls the NEW-u stations why don't the revoke my access to them?
what did i do
What if there wouldn't really be a bacon storage next year but now there will be because of people freaking out and buying it in mega bulk?
What if the Actual nfl referees Make horrible calls too?
What if nobody reads my email about spam Because they think my email is actually spam
what if facebook was hypnotized us so we have to updates every 5 minutes everyday
woah....you mean to tell me there are more than 2 candidates running for president...... then why doesn't the news talk about the other ones.....?
what if the replacement referees are being paid by the original referees to be this bad
What if Pixies Exist But Only come out when We Take Acid?
what if the dying is the best feeling ever but no one could ever tell you
what if he really did do my mom last night
What if she's just banging me... ...to have my kid?
what if the loCKED OUT REFS PAYED OFF THE TEMP REFS TO MESS UP
what if the loCKED OUT REFS PAYED THE TEMP REFS TO MESS UP
what if the replacement refs are trying to help the real refs get their jobs back?
what if everyone else knew about google too?
what if something good really happens to you if you forward that email to 15 other people
DUUUUDE!!!! Your uglier than me!!!!
What if reincarnation is real and you don't 'only live once'...?
What if the creator of slenderman had a phobea of manakins and he made slenderman so other people would be scared of manakins too
What if Inception Was all a dream?
WHAT IF REBECCA BLACK MADE 'friday' on monday?
captain marvel  is from the dc universe?
WHAT IF THERE IS REALLY A CURE FOR CANCER AND DOCTORS ARE AFRAID TO LOSE THEIR JOBS
what if my memory of high school never happened because somebody traveled back in time and changed it
What if keanu reeves created this meme just to become an internet celebrity
What if Romney is trying to lose?
What if MIce are people and humans are giants
WHat if they put laxatives in the dorm food so that we shit more and spend more meal points
What if they're using my picture to ask ridiculous questions?
What if sugar is made out of witches and thats why it melts
maybe there are no desiGners to apple And they designed their iPhones according to THE rumors?
what if the back of my head is really messed up and no one wants to tell me
WHAT IF WOMEN ONLY SAY CHILDBIRTH IS PAINFUL TO MAKE US GUYS FEEL BAD FOR MAKING THEM FAT?
What if Bff really means Boyfriend forever?
What if December 21
what if the fb 'like' button is really a fist pump invented by the jersey shore kids?
what if bigfoot is an alien
what if gangnam style is subliminal messaging for me to join asian culture club
what if Apple changed the nano so they could make a watch?
what if............... I forgot what i was about to say
Happy Birthday I got you a hangover
What if Americans were actually made in China
What if we were all just working on the railroad All the live long day?
what if the reason santa is so jolly is that he knows where all the bad boys & Girls live
What if the reason i talk to myself is that i'm the only person whose answers i accept
what if we are the only species in the universe did the universe just aim very low and settled for very little
What if Face Off actually happened and John Travolta is actually Nicholas Cage?
IF BLIND PEOPLE CAN'T SEE HOW DO THEY KNOW THE TOILET PAPER IS CLEAN AFTER THE WIPE?
What if their really are beautiful young singles waiting to meet me  and i just missed out on getting laid
what if we all are champions of lol but nobody picks us
what if the grey aliens in ufos are actually us from the future
What if Big brother is just an early form of hungergames
what if shes not asleep? but with her other bf!!
apa jangan jangan jkt48 itu akal akalan jepang buat ngejajah indonesia lagi
1 man 1 jar
What if admin added triple digit captchas to take our attention away from 9/11
What if they weren't terrorists just shit PILOTS
what if tribromance like is here to bring an end to oour future guys..?
What if vampires wrote twilight Just to lull us into a false sense of security?
WHAT if... GOd Believes That we are his god?
what if justin bieber was a creation of GLAAD to force the world to like gays
IF infinity goes on forever are there infinite farts OCCURRING in infinite space infinitely
slenderman is just jack skellington with no face
what if we are all already dead?! and this is heaven
what if time travel hasn't been invented because there IS no future?
WHAT IF SCUM BAG steve is just good guy greg in disguise?
what if my pun is good but i'm too depressed to see that
What if Waz perviz is just trolling us
wHAT IF TOOTHPASTE IS TOXIC AND OUR TEETH ARE SUPPOSED TO BE YELLOW?
If RON'S LEAVING who will rule the pong table?
what if i'm dead and this is the afterlife
What if Slenderman is NPH reincarnate
IF OLLIE IS HOOKING UP DOES THAT MEAN NO-ONE ELSE WILL?
What if gloria estefan was right and the rhythm really does get you?
not having life insurance is kind of dumb Life insurance awareness month
What if when the tremors eat you you randomly get sent to legoland
quoi l'lu ? moi je vais sauv le monde ? et j'aurais une meuf qui porte des combi en cuir ??
WHat if water is actuaLly a drug And its The withdRawal that Kills you?
What if gary coleman knew what willis was talking about
What if gingers have souls and we just took it from them
what if bainbridge is realy classy and they just murder the idiots?
what if the beatles travelled to future and THOUGHT BIEBER'S HAIRCUT is handsome and then copied it?
WHAT IF WE'RE ALL DALEKS AND WE JUST THINK WE'RE HUMAN
WHAT IF KEENEN IS TEEMO'S 2'ND IDENTiTY
what if clint eastwood is a democrat and acted old and out-of-touch just to troll republicans
What if clint eastwood wanted the republicans to look bad?
silverbacks won vrl? what the hell is wrong with the world
WHAT IF INBACHI IS THE BARRIER TO SECOND LOOP
what if dumb people are the only ones who spell words right and the rest of us have been taught to spell them wrong
What if Being a hipster Becomes mainstReam
what if steve job went to heaven to sue god
what if ksib is just an alt of mcfluffykins?
what if we both like each other but both think we're being friendzoned
what if we are all aliens having dreams that we are human!?
What if being a hipster became so mainstream that being normal meant you were a hipster?
what if sports were invented to mislead the strong away from their true potential
what if guido really shot first but he had bad aim
6 billion people on earth? where did the rest spawn?
BagaIMANA JIKA MOTOR MATIC TERNYATA MOTOR GIGI CUMAN NAIKIN GIGINYA GAK KEDENGERAN
What if swave sevah is joey diaz with blackface on?
What if stupid people are actually smart people giving sarcastic answers?
What if System32 really is a virus and that's why my computer dies?
Robert     quandt
What if Christabella isn't really my half-sister
what if the guy i vote for doesn't like velveeta
What if when a mosquito bites you Is sucking out the Zombie Virus from your body
what if bitches do know  but they're too bitchy to know
What if I use a vpn And hackers use the same?
What if there aren't beautiful singles in my area and the website is just a scam to get my information and money
what if clouds are really alien spacecraft and their mind wipes make us drowsy?
WHAT IF MEMES WERE INVENTED JUST TO TEACH YOUNG PEOPLE THE WRONG USE OF YOUR AND YOU'RE
What if gay people are god's method of population control?
what if ebay are actually giving away free stuff and keeping all our money
What if my post was great but it got 5000 likes and 5000 dislikes
What if oliver stone  was the second shooter?
What if a unified conspiracy reality exist but we're too stuck in fears to discover it
wHAT IF THE MOVIE 2012 WAS A DOCUMENTARY FILMED IN THE FUTURE?
WHAT IF A SNUGGIE is just a bath robe backwards?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I WON THE TOUR DE FRANCE AS MANY TIMES AS LANCE ARMSTRONG
What if yolo really means 'you only larp once'
What if bad luck brian was scumbag steve in his previous life and he actually deserves his bad luck?
what if record companies sign on singers and bands like justin bieber and one direction So they can make songs so bad that nobody wants to illegally download music anymore
What if all people dress up as slenderman on halloween so we notice the real one too late
What if manchester  united are so successful because satan is their mascot?
what if waldo doesn't want to be found and he invented the book to distract us
What if all those nutella memes are corporate ads?
what if the people that invented commercials on televesion  made them to fill in extra space in the tv scheule that tv shows couldn't fill
What if we lose things Because they do grow legs and walk away
WHAT IF GHOSTS ARE CONTROLLING OUR MINDS
What if girls post bitchy pictures just to check which guys are assholes
What if pristontale crashes because it uses a poverty game engine
What if dan hates gays because he is gay
what if all shooting games come secretly from the government  and they're seeing who can use a gun so when the zombie APOCALYPSE comes?
What if the world is just a movie? And all the disasters are just realistic special effects
What if all my ideas are written by someone else
If i strapped toast to a cat... that means infinite energy?
What if everyone else Hates everyone as much as we do?
what if the internet is just like the grid from tron and internet explorer is at war with firefox?
Umpire throwing out manager? or olympian throwing imaginary shotput?!
What if the bible was like the prestige where there were actually two jesus and the other twin continued what the other twin started giving the illusion that jesus did ressurected
WHAT IF Rvp fails his medical test ?
What if Lincoln and Kennedy are the same person
you're telling me 4s doesn't stand for 4g speed
What if IRL is a game And our eyes are the videocards?
What iF the world didn't exist Beyond my line of visIon?
what if juston bieber is a terrorist and he's getting all her fangirls for an army to destroy the world
what happens if alan rickman gets rick rolled?
what if the reason we can't find any aliens is because they jam their signals to planets that aren't advanced enough
what if the world runs out of munchies
what if there is no ben & jerry
what if pizza hutt wasn't started in a hutt
what if helen keller had a photographic memory?
what if earth is just an alien's zoo
What if minecraft Is lego but you have to find the pieces
what if justin bieber  says 'I hate furries'?
what if there is no matrix and we're inside of a spoon
what if y&r made this page just for publicity
WHAT IF THE REASON THERE ARE SO MANY mosquitoes  IS THAT THEY DON'T DIE 
What if the PS3 has built in YLOD on a timer To make you buy more and more and get poor
What if I am A retarded grom trolling
What if the people who misspell words Do it on purpose to mess with us?
What if i'm sexy but i don't know it?
what if the batman shooting was a conspiracy created by the nra to scare people into buying more guns
what if you are so INCREDIBLY good looking   john thinks you are out of his league
wHAT IF THE WARRIORS NEVER CAME OUT TO PLAY
what if high school really is a musical but we just cant hear anyone singing
What if the clouds are evil
what if people that have parkinson's disease are actually cannibals
what if dannie had a skin for every character  but riot made them ORIGINALS
what if the typhoon in philippines is the same one that hit noah!
what if the lightning bolt in the first pokemon episode put as in a coma
What if cartoons are real life And real life is cartoons
WHAT IF FACEBOOK TOLD YOU WHO LOOKED AT YOUR PICTURE AND FOR HOW LONG
What if we've got it backwards And should be praying to dog?
What if i'm the only person in the world AND the Others are just in my Fantasy?
what if 9gag... has  actually been made by oldfags trying to get away from a Newfag infested /b/?
what if dogs are the superior beings and they trick us into pampering them
What if Discord was exiled to equestria by the other draconequus For not being evil enough?
what if all the conspiracy theories are wrong
what if one little internet meme could change your life forever?
what if the brain is like a software program and all bad things that happens to you is just  because you wrote some command wrong?
What if 9/11 never happened? And we were just brainwashed to believe it did
maybe
WHAT IF DEAD FRONTIER IS ACTUALLY JUST TRAINING US FOR A REAL UPCOMING ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
what if nobs survival actually knows what he is doing.... but he is testing the patience of bushcrafters
dust
What if male penises are actually snakes and the snakes found in brazil are actually the male penises?
It got me thinking whats the next big thing after memes (O_o)
i don't always mix memes posts mixed meme on facebook
What if james bond was only his codename
What if alienware is made by real aliens?
What is there isn't two of them? What if it isn't Jai and Luke
what if socially awkward penguin is actually socially awesome penguin in disguise
What if the cfa debate is a liberal plot to make sure conservatives die of heart disease
bedug kapan mulai nya? hampir ketipu iklan energen
What if all this world ending stuff is just the canned food industry tricking crazy people into buying their products?
what if lady gaga and marilyn manson  are the same person?
What if the Government said Chick Fil A hates fags To get everyone to eat GMO Chicken
What if 'made in china' Really meant China
what if the people who get so many likes on memegenerator are celebrities who just post the imges on their facebook and twitter so people blindly like them
What if the nra calls democrats 'gun grabbers' Just so its leaders can profit from record breaking gun sales
so negative four is actually posative? thats narraly bro
What If i Cut My Hair And It never Grows back
what if he was being good to get the lady?
what if everyone on facebook Is actually part of the 9gag army
What if when Sabrina said she'd come oveR She did!!!!!
If some people didn't have a strategy for avoiding the appearance of failure they wouldn't have any strategy at all
What if when we die we just repeat our lives?
What if the reason riot hasn't made a server for people who speak spanish yet is because they Hate people who actually want to enjoy the game
What if the london olympic torch is used for boiling a large pot of tea
WHAT IF REKALL IS THE REAL WORLD AND WE'RE LIVING OTHER PEOPLE'S REKALLS?
i just shat myself
WHAT IF ABSURDWEBLINGO IS JUST A REGULAR REDDITOR
What if the helicopter  spawns in the BASEMENT and not on the roof
What if  ive got trolled
what if the sky is really green and we are colorblind?
What if audit the fed is a keynisan plot to employ accountants?
what if algebra teachers are just pirates  and they are just finding the 'x' as the treasure?
What IF Shacktac is designed to find people to survive the end of the world with?
what if brothers dennis quaid and randy quaid did battle with brothers jeff bridges and beau bridges in a movie epic
Is this REALLY  STEINS;GATE  CHOICE? el psy congroo
will the right ads find me?
if batman's greatest fear is bat's.... does that mean robin's greatest fear is... robin's?
No mom wait  i wasnt fapping
What if my imaginary friend is real and I'm the one who's make-believe?
what  if 'a' blackmailed kristen stewart into cheating on robert pattinson so that 'A' can have rob all to her/himself?
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea.. Does that mean that one enjoys it
What if Adalia Rose isn't beautiful and everyone just felt sorry for her?
What if gwen stefani has a doubt?
WHAT IF DERPY IS HER REAL NAME AND DITZY DOO IS USED AS AN INSULT?
What if we Could have used the whole braIn since the past But we can't because we Started to write things down
WHAT IF ONE COULD simply walk into Mordor?
What if EVERYBODY likes gaping assholes but nobody admits it
What if the chick-fil-a controversy is a viral marketing scheme?
What if the men in black are actualy grey?
Do Alcohol EDU 5 Days late yoro
what if we're all color blind and color blind people aren't
What if animes are real and i'm stuck in an illusion
What if walter white  is malcolm's real dad
what if itchy skin is caused by intelligent microorganisms that found a way to travel with your hands
WHAT IF THE Aurora Colorado Theater Shooting WAS JUST MARKETING FOR tHE DARK KNIGHT RISES?
what if the guy fefe was singing about wasn't guilty and he really just had a stutter
What happens if you have a blue shell and your in first place
what if we are all sick and color blinds are seing real colors
What if Tom Cruise is right And scientology is the one true religion?
What if we are aliens but we don&#180;t know it
what if breaking bad is just a sequel to malcolm in the middle
what if whipped cream is actually white diarrhea
WHAT IF THE COLORADO SHOOTING WAS a VIRAL AD CAMPAIGN?
What if memedroid only accepts the terrible memes to keep the human race from being intelligent?
Why always Me
What if Morpheus was my father And I was actually black but painted white
What if your dreaming right now and when you go to bed you actually wake up
What if a kid in aurora becomes batman because his parents were killed by the gunman?
What if this Argument Is part of jameS hOlmes's plan?
WHAT IF THE AURORA SHOOTING WAS JUST PROMO FOR THE NEW BATMAN MOVIE
What if golf balls came from an animal called a golf
What if chris nolan hired James Holmes for publicity.
I tought we were 3 dragon but we wer only tu
What if at the end of steam's summer sale valve announces half life 3?
what if jebril decided to cancel ramadan
What if jed and tanna are actually the same person?
what if jorts had mullets?
What if ovverly attached girlfriend has overly attached boyfriend
What if all religious leaders are actually atheists and are using idiots to make lots of money?
what if our legs are our hands and our hands are our legs
What if the benefits of getting 8 hours of sleep was a conspiracy created by china to decrease our productivity?
what if rvp joins manu does that mean we will start calling him 'manchester united'?
what if ATTAcks in parking malls are done by mall owners so that you pay more for jockey parking
what if boxers were actually meant for gay guys
o mio dio sei dj harsh
What if... the reason our Government doesn't fix our traffic problem... Is cause cutting through traffic with the traffic police leading the way makes them feel more important (than they really are)
What if Skyrim is based in the future and the humans are the extint dwarves
ומה ע? הפיגוע בבורגס הו? קונספירציה של הטורקי? כדי להחזיר ?ת הישר?לי? לש??
What if Alzheimer's isn't really a Disease but rather the Mind Transitioning to the Next level of Life
what if everyone is in the matrix  and neo is the only one who isn't
matttt damon
What if ustanak is wesker and that's why he's chasing jake
What if trolls are good people and make us express support for someone
What if when you wished someone was dead over the internet they actually died
what if  what if?
What if Rascals Delayed the Re-Launch  To Generate More Hype When People Actually found them?
but what if otherkin are real and there really are dragons
what if those keep hoping about zombie apocalypse Necrophiliacs
What if the Reason we keep losing Only one socks in the dryer  IS BECAUSE A MALE MEMBER OF our family keeps on stealing them to do his dirty work
WHAT IF SWAG AND HIPSTER FASHION IS THE RESULT OF STUPID PEOPLE TAKING ADVICE FROM FASHION FROM TROLLS?
what if harry potter is real and he imperioed j.k.rowling to write his biography but everyone thinks its fiction?
wHAT IF EVERYONE IDENTIFIES COLORS THE SAME BUT SEES THEM DIFFERENTLY
What if Kushandlyrikz.... is actually a swag hater and using reverse psychology
What if sending emails really didnt save trees and we were killing the amazon
what if the sun made the world dark  and humans just have night-vision
racism is ok if you're talking about islam?
What if the universe is actually just god playing sims?
what if I was gay and left my facebook open would my make my next status 'I am straight'?
what if 11-11 worked but someone wished for nobodys wish to come true
what if chipotle closed down? how would I live?
What if Cadence is YLOD for XBox 720
What if there are infinite possible universes And I am living in the worst one?
What if tom cruise does have telekinetic  and he used it to make his wife divorce him
A co jeżeli Daniel Chce opanować nasze m&#243;zgi za pomocą głupoty?
What If Batman is A Terrorist and Bane is Trying to save Gotham
What if styrofoam Shouldn't be put in the oven
What if scientology is fake and its the best movie viral campaign ever
whaT iF accualy is dolan
what if the reason people hate on gingers is because people are actually jealous that gingers don't have souls and therefore cannot possibly burn in hell for an eternity?
WHat if Someone simply walked into mordor?
What if there's no cat in the box at all?
what if DINOSAURS were made up by th cia to stop people trying to time travel
EXCELLENT! EXCELLENT!
what if motorola is using crappy eeepcs to comiple ics and that's why we don't have official ics yet
What if the cops hired those kids top prune trees for them
WAIT Its my birthday?
what if rhinos are just fat unicorns?
What if Morgan was aiming his statuses At Ross Brah aswell
what if 9gag admins didn't screw it up and 90's kids
what if Pirate is really nanotube
What if argonians are reptilian aliens and the Dunmer are the greys?
What if the reason pay phones are disappearing is to make it harder to escape from the matrix?!
what if when you bold the text the spaces are bold and we've all been living a lie
What if roBoTs could rock full on chubbIes? Then the second bill and Ted movie would make sense
What if scientists named it the god particle so that ignorant people used it as proof of god?
hello there the potato from my nightmare
WHAT IF SCHOOL VACCINATIONS aRE JUST THE GOVERMENT GETTING DNA SAMPLES?
what if the ultimate havurahnik is one who drops out of the Havurah community to do their own thing?
waht if wrods rea catulaly pelts elik tihs and we're all dyslexic
what if the reason why you forgot what you were about to do. is because the mib neuralized you.
What if when we sent things to Zedo It actually went to Broderick???
aren't all quotes ...reposts?
if i need oxygen to live what if we need to live for oxygen?
What if American cheese is really French cheese and the Statue of Liberty is really a French curse on America?
what if straws are given to customers
WAHT IF METEORITS IS AMMO
What if RVP joins United and trols City
What if the population keeps growing because the machines need more batteries?!?!
what if we see zombie as zombie but zombies look at them as human but see us as zombies
What if our memes were written in 1589 and we're all just quoting shakespeare?
What if dr. breese has been asleep this entire time?
what if the canoe trip  Was really an excuse to party
What if it wasn't a business trip and he really went to applebee's rehab?
What if titan was just THE RMAH
if age is only a number is jail only a room?
What if mulder and scully have been asleep under the hill the entire time
what if babys were only born crying because they were crying about their death in the past life
what if bluetooth headsets were invented  so crazy people could talk to themselves in public?
what if the red miles are real and they just haven't reached our universe yet?
What if internet censorship is the same as book burning? And khan acadaMY is on The internet
what if going out night clubbing with your girlfriend was really a way to see if she could do better?!
What if back to the future really happened and they made it into a movie to show everybody the world doesn't end in 2012?
What if Muslims countries have truther movements to see if their leaders are christian
What if 'baby' had more dislikes But youtube changed it
What if people only said uuuuuh before they told you a lie?
what if afterlife is actually life and this is a previous limbo
what if judge dredd is a prequel to idiocracy?
WHAT IF DRUM-n-BASS WAS REALLY DUMB-n-ASS
studies the 7 ethical guidelines to realize everything is broken
what if summer is supposed to be hot?
What if zombies didn't eat brains and killed people because they're vegan?
What if 'rainbow' oreo is another sexual position my bf is going to try on me tonight?
what if all teachers are wrong and all you have learned ar fail
What if? Christians pretended to be atheists and apologized to /r/islam
what if mike can read our minds and all the memes in EXISTENCE were him copying and pasting the things we think were
can you own property law?
What if tupac is real And we are the HOLOGRAMS?
What if Democracy is just a way to make you think That you're In control
What If we live in world where amon won so no one can bend anymore
What if all those 'still no timeline' posts  are secretly used by facebook to find people whithout a timeline?
WHAT IF MY MOTHER TOLD ME TO RESPECT WOMEN TO KEEP ME SINGLE FOREVER
WHAT IF ALL THOSE PHONE VIBRATIONS AND ALERTS WE FEEL AND HEAR ARE REAL AND IT'S A WAY FOR PHONE MAKERS TO TROLL US?
What if Da vinci's only invention was the time machine and he went back in time and took credit for other inventions before they were made
what if they made the original ending so bad to make the ec one look better?
What if my Cat Got Ran Over ONce and he never had 9 lives
wHAT IF HEIDI JO DOESN'T GO TO DENVER... eXCELLENT
THATS THE PROBLEM ITS BIGGER THAN MINE ?
what if harry screwed tottenham over last season because he's still an arsenal fan deep down inside
What if the people saying tinfoil hats are actually the ones wearing tinfoil hats
What if they’re playing like this because none of them want to face Germany
WHAT IF VAKTUS ISNT REAL AND HAS BEEN DONKEY THE ENTIRE TIME
DERKA DERKA?? HERPA DER??!?!?
What if Condescending Wonka is actually a nice guy And we're just reading his memes in a sarcastic tone
What if  potato girl can count to more than potato
wHAT IF dRAGONS ARE REAL but they're just extinct
What if James May is the stig and 'captain slow' is his undercover name
WHAT IF 9GAG USERS RUN OUT OF IDEAS?
what if you guys act like noobs and then lose?
WHat if WE're all Robots IN human mode?
What if chris benoit didn't do it and the wwe knows it
What if samsung's galaxy s3 is warning us about aliens living amongst us
WHAT IF DARTH VADER WAS INSPIRED BY GEORGE LUCAS' FATHER
what if jade from jackie chan adventures grew up to be azula
what if taeyang is actually confessing his love for gay butt sex  But because it is in korean
What if cleverbot is the real human and we are just bots
WHAT IF DEL BOSQUE'S TACTIC IS TO PURPOSELY MAKE SPAIN LOOK SHIT AND TO THEN UNLEASH THEIR TRUE POTENTIAL AGAINST THE GERMANS
What if they are trying to ban soda so more people want to drink soda?
What if overly attatched girlfriend acted crazy to get a boyfriend
what if food was actually a drug that we became really dependent on
What if cats did have 9 lives but all the ones we use for dissections have only 1 life left?
What if mosquitoes are just an alien invention to steal all of our dna for an alien clone army?
what if i took the blue pill
what if 9gag is made by mcdonals so the students become lazy and work there
what if women date and love only douchebags because that's heavens plan to save as many human souls as possible
what if women just downplay their colds thus making men look bad
What if Matrix is real but Morpheus didn't find me yet
what if someone reversed all the text ?daer ot drah ti ekam ot tsuj
what if emma is saner than me
What if Tac nayn is just annoyed Because Nyan cat stole his maple syrup?
WHat if Christopher Nolan uses the same actors beCAuse they're his only friends?
how people watch me when i use swype
What if Troll guy never died And he is just trolling us?
WHAT IF THE OLYMPIANS HELP THE GREEKS TO PASS THE EURO GROUP STAGES?
what if everything from avatar really happened but the equalists won and rewrote historybooks?
what if Dismissal Was at 6:00-9:00PM!
OH GOD!
What if memes were created to dumb everyone down so we'd vote stupid people into office?
what if the leader of the wildlings is actually the lich king
my fears are confirmed! the right is wrong!
WHAT IF MASJID-DAR AL dawah.....  ENTERED A HOT DOG EATING CONTEST Dawah
What if the people who post comments From YouTube  Are actually the ones who made them?
what if all along nima really doesn't want to go
What if old snobs are just matured young douches
hey i just met you and this may sound crazy what if i was in a phone booth and she calls me from the 80's?
what if i made all the multiple choice answers wrong?  Would they subtract points from the essays?
what if PEoPLE IN CHERNO ARE FRIENDLY
what if zombie act normaly and they don't eat brain and human flesh?
what if zombie were real and they don't eat brain and act like human?
What if there is no cast list?
what if  shes gay?!
WHAT IF CHOCOLINA COMES FROM THE PAST AND IS ACTually sazh's chocobo
what if the original pizza of old italy was actually just bagel bites and we're just now getting right
What if our wishes did come true but
What if every time we go mining we're always 1 block off discovering diamond ore?
What if god has both?
what if i made all the multiple choice answers wrong?  Would they subtract points from the essays?
If peach is a princess who's the queen?
What if it's all an elaborate lie and tuna is actually the cow of the sea?
what actually happens when zoe coady goes offline? she spends that time taking a million pictures of herself
What if Dark Link Can stand on Swords Because he Carries no Weight?
What if this statement is false and it's not a paradox?
what if isthelittlelion watched matrix just becouse tsubasa was going to post the picture
What if conor byrne actually was studying all those times? and wasnt actually getting laid
what if these conspiracy keanumemes become a true story
what is these conspiracy keanu memes become a true story
what if these conspiracy keanu memes become a true story
wHAT IF AIR ACTUALLY KILLS US SLOWLY
the government caused 9/11? whoa!
WHAT IF THE OFFSIDE- INVENTOR JUST WAS A BADASS PLAYER
WHAT IF FRENCH PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY NICE?
What if troll.bg is copy of 9gag.com?
What if all movies were just trailers for really
what if the dog really did eat his homework?
What if the hack sites are owned by nexon?
What if we are the aliens who invaded earth
what if benders used to exist but AMON won?
what if all conspiracies that are true are put up on this site so you don't give them serious thought
What if he knew this would happen and that's the point of the class?
what if your grandma watches you masturbate as a ghost
what if holy mary was just  a desperate street hooker who lied to joseph about 'immaculate conception'?
Wht if Johnny Craig actually sent the Mac Books But they all got lost in the mail
what if superman was going reverse and the flash was going forward?
What if Lord ned Stark Actually turns into a white walker?
What if conspiracy theories are created by the illuminati to make the conspiracy about them seem stupid?
What if the celtics actualY did win Because DINOSAURS arNt allowed in the league
What if i told you the matrix was real And morpheus made the movie to try and warn us?
what if i'm sexy but i don't know it?!
Hit late 30's and female friends look like my mom when i was a kid
what if we were all the same fag
what if spectator mode was actually live and the game is 3 minutes in the future
'what if i say i&#180;m not like the others'? and then dave grohl has no lyrics for 'the pretender'
What if the one that came with it is better
what if the Illuminati kills me  because everyting i say is true
ohh no  the amount of cutlery
what if there really is going to be a zombie apocalypse  and i have no shotguns or twinkies to fight for?
evian is Naive spelled backwards
What if zombie walks are organized by the government to cover real zombies?
What if the Saul Bruh of Real Talk is the fake And the Saul Bruh of arena is the real one?????
What if people act like they don't like me Because they actuallY don't like me?
what if there was no chicken nor egg but they came at the same time
what if i am reddit's overly attached girlfriend
what if tadhg actually took gear and went to gym all day instead of work?
what if i never seem to age ever
What if eloraam has taken the place of venus as a goddess because she is way more awesome?
what if eduard khil isn't dead and we all just got troll'd
what if amon actually a water bender and he blood bends benders bending away?
WHat if the legends of korrA acTually happened ANd the equalists won
what if we are in the animus  and living the life of our ancestors
what if every idea that comes up in our thoughts are planted by someone in our dreams through inception
What if marijuana is turning us into zombies thinking about a zombie apocalypse while the government laughs at us being zombies thinking about a zombie apocalypse
what if reincarnation just means we come back as plant food
what if his death is a lie and he is just trolling us?
What if i did?
What if the iPad 2's home butTon stops on puRpose To make us use mulTitouch?
WHAT IF FREEMASONS  are neither free nor masons?
What if the terms and conditions are really important and when we press 'agree'
What if YOLO is a dark spell and that is why we are having all these zombie attacks
what if my life is just a game and every time i died i would restart my life again?
What if Riot made Darius OP on purpose so we would all buy him
What If bath salts are really the t-virus
what if memegenerator is a place where you can make memes
what if we are all just inside a black hole and we just dont know it yet
what if no one gets pregnant on sundays because even god rest on sundays
what if Arma is a lie and battlefield the truth
What if i'm a cylon
but saying thank you  can mean SOMETHING else willy wonka wtf bro Conspiracy ...
what if when reddit crashes on my phone its destiny telling me i need to get off
WHAT IF DR. VU AND UNCLE VINNY ARE THE SAME PERSON
What if all the reposts are made by good guy greg because he didn't want the new 9gag users to miss out on all the fun?
What if the north koreans are actually the good guys?
what if the teacher see me looking at her boobs
what if stewie griffin's real father is hey arnold
What if Mars-one is just planning to make april 1st 2023 the biggest april fools stunt ever?
What if that chain email was true and an undead 6 year old really is going to kill me at midnight
wHAT IF THE LAST BOSS IN dIABLO 3 IS REALLY ERROR 37?
what if alex jones... is just making it all up?
what if if is is IF IS IF THEN?
what if chanyeol is not suppose to be an idol but my husband?
What if Matt Gamble Honestly just thinks all of the memes are 'OK'
what if torres has been missing goals all season... just so he could surprise barcelona?
What if when I'm keeping my chin up
what if all the conspiracys were true?
What if kUBO is Aizen and we're all under his impression
What if Earth IS A TYPE OF HOGWARTS?  AnD we've drank from the waters of oblivion more than twice? or thrice?
What if the reason things go wrong in my life is because I never forwarded chain emails?
What if the reason why we love dubstep Is Because We are Aliens
What if i'm an enclosed rectangular array of numbers? and everything else is a matrix
what if justin bieber is actually a boy
WHAT IF TRAYVON MARTIN WAS A ZOMBIE
What if Batman  got a hold of Green Lantern's ring
What if the future  Already knows who won??
what if they make up stories about halal thing so that we wouldn't in jakim anymore..?
WHAT IF ZIMMERMAN SHOT TRAYVON MARTIN BECAUSE HE WAS A ZOMBIE
what if the universe is a game and asians are hackers
What if the reason for our temperature being set to 42c is because we're already infected
you ever notice how lady gaga and marylin manson
altmer... bosmer... dunmer... orsimer i've been playing an elf the whole time
WHAT IF THE RADIOACTIVE TUNA FROM FUKUSHIMA IS ACTUALLY FROM HIROSHIMA?
What if shepard went into a coma when the prothean beacon EXPLODED?
what if i have been fapping all this time and you still don't know it
what if we are living only because we can die
READING THIS IN THE WRONG ORDER? WHAT IF YOU ARE
what if gotye and adele broke up?
What if watching the call of duty black ops 2 trailer is the same as beating the game??
WHAT IF WHEN I FLIP MY HAIR one direction doesn't get overwhelmed
What if the light at the end of the tunnel is really the train's headlight?
what if somewhere in galaxy exists same world as ours and our government knows that
What if the multiple universes theory is Totally true
what if error 37 is the real game and the game is just a bug?
what if you are memes and i am a human
What if Ellen Degeneres Is really TAking Ecstasy?
What if all the gingers are on reddit and because of that they have no soul?
What if we're all still babies and our whole life has been a dream
what is there is a rumor in school about me and i am the only one who doesn't know about it
WHAT IF WE NEED OXYGEN TO LIVE BECAUSE THE UNIVERSE REPRESENTS A GIANT OXYGEN ATOM
What if we're all dead and we are seeing our lifes in front of our eyes?
What if my haircut isn't so trendy like my hairdresser said?
what if the game is just a bug and error 37 is the real game?
You forgot your camera? It's a CONSPIRACY!
What if all the people around you tried to commit suicide and failed AND YOU JUST DON'T KNOW IT YET?
WHAT IF ALL my friends that said i look good is trying to boost my self-esteem so i would boost their self-esteem back?
what if the earth is going to explode tomorrow and we just don't know it yet?
confused 3/4 of the time
what if all the gay people are caring about world peoblems and are trying to save earth from over population
What if i am serious in all my relationships and i just have too many relationships at once
What if pain REALLY IS THE WEAKNESS LEAVING MY BODY?
what if the government invented cars to control over population
What if teachers made this page to catch students the making mems
What if the light at the end of the tunnel is a train?
WHat if 9gag haters are posting '9gag army' on youtube comments just to make other people hate our community?
What if all the nokia phone jokes are made by nokia's online marketing agents
What if Facebook is just a Government website made to track all of us And the government stalks our everyday life?
WHAT IF RUSSIA IS GETTING READY FOR AN ALIEN INVASION
What if never neverland is real and the lost boys make their living selling peter pan brand peanut butter
What if Apostolos  knew we didnt go to his LECTURES...
what if most of the shoes you called fake were just customs
what if we're all memes and act the way we do by being recaptioned
what if vynil scrash is ponified version of skrillex
What if jesus Was just a crazy wizard?
what if our lifespan hasn't increased just earth moves faster
What if long rolling papers were invented  so police can identify stoners
what if we've already died because of godfathers?
what if i did your mom and i am your father
What if i told people i broke my arm fighting!? people would think im a badass
What if periods don't even change girls moods  but they use it as an excuse to be bitches
What if good guy greg actually was doing a joint? all his meme's are invalid.
WHAT IF Brewerys invented bavarian volksmusik
What if pokemon know that pokeballs secretly brainwashes them to obey their trainer and they are only fighting to maintain their freedom
what if the moon just saved the plant from a solar flare
wait what do you mean good joke?
What if girls like shirtless guys as much as guys like shirtless girls and they pretend they don't so it stays legal
What if han solo in star wars and indiana jones were the same guy?
what if all girls could be pretty but they're to lazy to show it
WHAT IF 2012 IS WHEN GOOGLE DISAPPEARS?
what if tebow is throwing the ball at the ground on purpose to hit satan!.
what if tobi is the ramen guy?
What if pets can't talk because we never taught them how?
What if 'Catcher in the rye' was written so that phoneys could call their accusers holden caulfield
What if the most intresting man in the world is just chuck norris's dad?
what if sparrow is a secret genius he's just too clever to let us know.
what if everything is invisible and youre the only one who can see it?
What if the GP engine works fine but our code made it shit
wait... today is groundhog day?
what if they crash D3 on purpose to try to make us active
what if human life have no value and we are all just living to waste resources
What if reformed theology leads to more evangelism
what if midieval times were in the future because we lost all our resources and had to make everything ourselves again?
what if we decended from frogs
What if the matrix reloaded and matrix revolutions were huge mistakes
WHat if this earth is gods first failure And satan is laughing his balls off
WHAT IF I'M THE ONLY REDDITOR THATS NOT A BOT
WHAT IF ALL CUTENESS POSTS ON 9GAG IS AN ELABORATE TROLL GENERATOR
&#231;una mos mungoni neser ne shkoll sepse mungesa juaj mund te keqkuptohet
what if i thought of a good joke  and when i get to memegenerator i forgot about it
What if tumblrdatinggame was real and we could date other tumblrs?
What if blizzard crashed their servers As a way to tell me to study for finals
WHAT IF I WERE HIGH BUT... I WASNT
What if Venus Is just earth after global warming
WHOA
what if peach likes bowser but mario keeps kidnapping her?
what if santa wasn't real  AND HE WAS A MAN RUNNING A SWEATSHOP WHERE OUR PARENTS BOUGHT Our toys?
MAYBE THEY PRINT THE TEXT ON THE EYE EXAMS BLURRY SO THE DOCTOR CAN PRESCRIBE YOU GLASSES.
what if hyuna had a porno and we didn't know???
WHAT IF I CHANGE MY FACEBOOK TO TIMELINE AND THEN I DON'T UNDERSTAND 9GAG JOKES?
What if all summerfags are just oldfags trolling us?
what if UFOS and  ALIENS are prehistoric humans that went to space and come back but we look different because time has run faster for us on eaRTH
What if spinpossible was made by aliens To measure human intelligence?
What if the games we play... were controlling us in a 'real life' game? what if they turn off the console!?!
omg... i look like... tyler sexton??
What if Diablo 3 actually happened aNd we don't know?
what if professional wrestling ISn't fake but the say it is because they don't want to be sued?
it seems logical that you just started existing this very second but if you think 5 minutes ahead that you'll just start to exist it doesnt make any sense.. untill youre past the 5 minutes and THATS in the past
What if aliens believe in ancient human visitations?
what if bluescreen is actually a failsafe  which executes anytime your computer starts transmitting a worldwide singnal for all machines to rise in rebellion?
what if that lady is right and some people actually have lives beyond the internet... ...where they do exciting things like reading books on beaches and shit?
WHAT IF PIGS ARE SLAUGHTERED  CUZ THEY TOOK ALL THE TRuffels?
Won't gonna be Unicorn
What if Tiitanic sunk becauz everybody died?
What if i am actually the cutest boy in the world and everyone says my mom lies because they're jealous?
What if the reason frodo's eyes are so blue is because he's being controlled by loki?
What if the aliens don't visit us because we're a bunch of assholes.
What if UBISOFT shows us a haters gonna hate assasin's creed III setting on American revolution but they're hiding the real actual new york city setting?
WHAT IF THIS NEW ANTI GAY LEGISLATION IS JUST TO DIVERT ATTENTION FROM THE OCCUPY MOVEMENTS
What if bangs is really a lyrical genius and he's just making terrible raps to...no
what if there are no bidets in USA cos the government owns the toilet paper companies?
WHAT IF WE WERE ALL ZOMBIES AND THERE WAS A HUMAN INVASION?
what if life isn't fair and every year 1 million people suicide
what if cancer is something the aliens used to try to control the earth
if we called girls fish... Would the saying be 'Plenty of birds in the air'?
WHAT IF THERE ARE PEOple who don't play mass effect
what if you could delete bad meems?
what if i don&#180;t shit well after the party and start farting in front of girls
why is it spelt 'knee' but not 'kneck?'
what if osama is alive and obama is just hiding him
what if broken is really jeff the killer?
What if... Everybody didnt hate chris???
WHAT IF francesca talked to romeo and she said she doesn't love him
What if adlka is just hitting me because she wants to  become a 'yu no' meme ?
if someone buys two mattresses will they sleep twice as long?
what if my little pony is a communist plot to make us all pacifists
What if there's one guy who puts chewing gum in everyone's jeans?
what if i am here today and gone tommorow!!!!!!!
what if I'm still Sleeping and everything is just a dream?
Mi van ha lajos sz&#237;v
What if it takes all childhood to install a human being
What developers are not developing but putting out the same rom 4 times in disguise
What if obama is white and he wears a black mask
what if dolphins are the smartest animals in the world and they are controlling our minds??
FRED AND BETTY HAVE EYES
MASTER OF PUPPETS WAS ABOUT COCAINE AND SATAN I'M CRUSHED
what if applebloom's cutie mark was a cutie mark
What if all of the lint we find in the lint trap is actually the cremated remains of all of our missing socks?
What if chelsea are playing good just to impress their fit physio
What if you could enter the matrix in a dream inside a dream?
asd df
What if henehoes are really pre-BB players?
What if this meme is a really horrible idea in general
what if dinosaurs were made up by the government
What if God was one of us AND HE's  a stranger on the bus
WHAT if mr. berry is just pretending to be an awful teacher?
What if he actually masturbates to much But only with his left fin
WHAT IF? THE BEATLES WERE ACTUALLY BEATLES
what if politicians are all robots with poorly written software?
WHAT IF THE BIRD IS INDEED THE WORD?
What if the government Doesn't know the bird is the word?
What if the desert is just a beach with no ocean
what if those freshmen are really mature and we are just humorless ib students?
What is OXYGEN is poison to us and it takes 80 years to kill us
what if the matrix is real
What if he is lying and he won't actually cancel it?
WHAT IF WE LIVE IN A PARALLEL UNIVERSE WHERE THERE AREN'T ANY OTHER PARALEL UNIVERSES
what if lee doesn't like tea and just comes to barnes' for wifi
WHAT IF THE k SERIES ISN'T ACTUALLY GOOD BUT THE AFTERMARKET IS
If you're the company you keep
what if the towtruck breaks down... and needs a jump start from the jeep?
What if the washington sentinals never went on strike And shane falco betrayed morpheus to go back in the matrix to make up for the '96 sugar bowl?
what if bruce banner is on steroids.... and when he becomes hulk it's roid rage?
What if 6 is scared of 7 Cause 7 8 9
what if not having a boner was weird
What if we're 14 trillion dollars in debt because the government gave that much money to the joker?
what if rich baker is just bob phillips in another body?
What if bad luck brian's ama was shut down so he could maintain his bad luck reputation
what if squiddy was programmed by bls to test the admins' skills?
What if memes are actually brainwashing and we think that they're just funny
what if wizards and witches are real and the person outside my door drank polyjuice potion?
What if the government is developing a virus to start the zombie apocOlypse AnD marijuana is The cure
what if Michael Jackson was the answer to all of our problems!?
WHAT IF INVADER ZIM WANTED TO PROTECT HUMANS CAME TO EARTH TO STOP HIS KIND FORM TAKING OVER EARTH
What if all the pretty girls wanna be like the normal girls instead?
What if cats aren't really saying meow but actually saying nyan
What if josh's absence Is actually part of his evil plan?
What if UCI memes IS a 3L trick to make all the 2Ls Fail finals?
What if fat girls are actually reverse-anorexic and think they're too thin all the time?
what if i can actually see you right now and am discusted by your ugly face?
What if all anthony's are the same anthony's
What if 'call me maybe' is really about potential job employers?
what if george w. bush realized he was being used by the capitalist machine and just pretended to be dumb so that he could seem incompetant rather than evil?
what if all the memes came from the darknet instead of 4chan
What if our birthday wishes never come true because god is always listening
What if Maria McGregor  is the admin
WHAT IF NARUTO SEALED THE EVIL IN SASUKE INTO THE PAST AND TOBI IS REALLY SASUKE
what if people can read our minds but are to afraid to say anything
what if we could breathe in space and we've been missing out all these years?
What if the band fun is the present day version of queen?
What if cats created yolo?
It's really driving me crazy why do men have nipples?
What if Hot problems - DOuble take IS MADE BY REBECCA BLACK  to make her songs look INTELLIGENT
Is that a bowling ball or bartolo colon?
What if the mass effect 3 Endings weren't reallt all that bad and we've all been indoctrinated by the reapers
Zayn malik has tattoos?? Astaghfirullah
what if voldermort was actually the good guy  and the order of the pheonix was a terrorist organisation?
What if everyone can read your mind but they don't tell you about it?
What if amsterdam's cannabis cafes  were an illuminati experiment that failed?
What if everyone is black and white people are just the albinos?
What if this is a terrible meme and all the up votes are from Good guy greg?
What if we don't only live once and this is the last life?
what if george zimmerman was actually attacked by trayvon?
Mani sauc reinis ? No shit sherlock...
What if fast food is healthy food and we're getting fat
What if Hostess is run by weasles
what if mark zuckerberg was the one posting the shit talk on instagram And he was doing that to get you to miss farmville?
WHAT IF HOMESTUCK IS BOKU NO PICO
What if the person you shAke hands with knows you just masturbated?
what if rebecca black's mom paid double take to record hot problems so after that friday would sound like a masterpiece
what if 'hot Problems' Are Justin Beibers way of making himself look talented?
what if reddit was invented by teachers to get all their students to fail from procrastination?
What would happen if p. diddy wakes up feeling like ke$ha?
What if all the international monuments are Decepticons and are Awaiting Doomsday to activate?
What if the Y u no guy y u knows?
what if we're all memes and the memes are people
WHAT IF A VALLEY GIRL ADDED THE 'LIKE' PART TO FACEBOOK JUST TO LIKE BRAINWASH US INTO LIKE TALKING LIKE THEM
What if michael jackson didnt turn white We all just turned black?
What if dubstep is just an alien message And we've been dancing to it?
What if forever alone guy is really the trool face trolling us?
What if the real point is YOOOOOOOOn
What if we did pass ancient And Miss Ayoub was the one who failed
What if someone was calling your name but they were calling for help before they got zapped back in time
what if movies from the 50s are black & white because there was no color back then?
what if we're annoying by bashing 'annoying fb people' and by posting these memes we're just continuing the cycle?
what if people are supposed to be gay
I have to take my adhd pills so i wont forget things But how do i remember to take my adhd pills. My whole life is a lie!
What if i'm not confused And i'm just about to sneeze
What if all the retarded people are normal and all the normal people are retarded?
What if the stanley cup final Was flyers-east vs. flyers-west
what if pikachu isn't a cheater and this is where all batteries come from?
what if the next person to read this meme was as lazy as hell and just skipped right to the second text?
what if    nobody was phone?
what if mayans was right because they predicted hot problems - double take?
WHAT IF JUSTIN BIEBER IS REALLY A BOY BUT PRETENDS TO BE A GIRL?
What if tupac is real and we're all holograms
What if monolith were always in the pit?!?
wHat if we're all dead and when we're killed we go to life?
WHAT IF ALL THE CLONES OF BACKGROUND PONIES ARE JUST CHANGELINGS IN DISGUISE?
What if she really doesn't unfollow... and it's just a coincidence she has 27/93?
What if mortal kombat wasn't misspelled on purpose and they just never noticed?
what if the moon really is made out of cheese and it's all hard and rocky because of being out in space for so long?
jacey wears her makeup like a panda but what if she really is a panda wearing human makeup
What if chumley Actually is Jesus
what if inception was just a dream as jack slowly dieD of HYpothermia
what if hand grenades are made from actual hand grenades?
What if that Tupac hologram was actually him and the audience was the hologram
what if im always right and dwight the 'false' guy is proving me wrong
what if sugar free bubble gum was not free of sugar
every girl you will date Has had a crush on JB
what if north korea is launching rockets to troll the rest of the world
What if we cry because there are ninja cutting onions among us?
What if that smell by the exit of Janzow was actually what we're eating
wHAT IF MAHMUD IS KELLY WHO IS ACTUALLY JOLENE WHO IS ACTUALLY OBAMA WHO IS ACTUALLY KGB
IF I DONT HAVE GEARS 1 OR GEARS 2 HOW CAN I PLAY GEARS 3?!?!
what if stephen hawking is retarded and his computer has developed a mind of its own?
What if God had a facebook and friended everyone?
why are we haunted by the ghosts of people but not the ghosts of insects?
ohh noo! here come the 420 facebook updates!
What if the only way to get out of hell is to play the reaper?
What if deja vu is real and we just warped into one of the DIMENSIONS of m-theory
What if ALL THESE PROBLEMS ARE WRONG AND I FAIL THE TEST ANYWAYS
WHAT IF GRAPHICS NEVER CHANGED GAMES JUST GIVE US TIME TO LOOK NOW
WHAT IF MY GIRLFRIEND TELLS EVERYONE I KNOW ABOUT THE ABORTION SHE HAD?
What if you can touch mc hammer
WHAT IF sNOOP DOGG WAS ACTUALLY THE HOLOGRAM AND TUPAC  IS THE REAL ONE
What if bylsma threw the first 2 games
what if morning boners happen because of blowjobs made by female ninjas?
WhAT IF LOUIS TOMLINSON IS ACTUALLY STRAIGHT
What if memes were actually generated in space... Then beamed into our brains by intergalactic neutrinos?
What if talking about upvotes keeps people from writing more interesting things
what is tupac is real And we're all holograms
what if aprils fool's was just a joke that has been going on for thousands of years?
What if Tupac is alive afterall and the 'hologram' is just a cover up
What if tupac is alive and we're all holograms
what if obama is against legalization so republicans embace legalization as an anti obama issue
What if the scammers are actually the good guys and the ones who report them are Actually scumbags?
what if camerons grandfather staged titanic on the bottom just so cameron himself would be able to make the movie
What if Moses ate some bad Sheep Pie 'Shrooms And decided to climb a mountain for the hell of it?
What if Moses ate some bad mushrooms And decided to climb a mountain?
what if dark souls isn't hard but we've all just become too casual from current generation games
What if pope benedict is really a mormon in disguise?
what if everything looks like a film negative
What if each of our farts is the ghost of something we ate escaping through our ass?
What if willy is asian?!
what if we start to talk in spanish here in u.s can english disappear?
what if in an alternate reality
What if the so-called 'higher self' Is actually the 'devil' pretending to be you and once you trust it
What if the tupac hologram Wasn't a hologram
what if we're legitimately dokkatae and neither of us has a best friend
What if feminists are aliens and are trying to get rid of men so we die out and they can have our planet?
What if all those government conspiracies... were actually created by the government!?!?...
What if modern people are alien invaders evolved from the aliens that took the planet from the mayans in the middle of making their calander?
WHAT IF TUPAC WASN'T A HOLOGRAM AND HE'S REALLY STILL ALIVE BUT RAN OUT OF MONEY
What if amparo grisales is a hologram
And what if 'the simpsons' are real and we are 'the simpsons' for them
What if the biscuits actually did sell out red rocks????
What if
WHAT IF SEX IS JUST KILLING PEOPLE AND THE PEOPLE WHO DIE WILL BE REBORN
What if obama starts wars to bring us more C.O.D. titles?
what if there is a spoon?
What if the people who post the 'Like and Share for GOD' . Is really Satan in disguise to fool people to think they need to share or like a post to really love GOD.
what if hunger games is real
what if sarasota secretly reveres the samw quote?
iF 2 CHAINZ RIDES AROUND AND GETS IT
what If Pockets  Don't have Enough for hot Pockets?
If the earth started spinning backwards  would we travel back in time?
what if turds are really worth money? and modern plumbing is how the government collects it.
If one synchronized swimmer drowns do the rest drown too?
What if lesbians started to look like justin bieber just so they could get girls obsessed with him?
what if homosexuality is human's evolution for overpopulation?
What if Walt Disney Was a Pedophile who only wanted cheerleaders to come
What IF men only become gay because they cant find a women that can cook for them
what if someone's took my picture  and i get used for thousands of what if memes
what if adulthood is disease and my friends are in real danger?
what if i stick my head through a hula hoop and i am in an alternate universe?
What if Romans had Deconstructivist Architecture And Todays Archeologists just don't get it?
could it be true... if you dont use it  you lose it......
what if our minds are trapped in a virtual reality and i'm the only one  who can free us
How do people who are colourblind Know that they at colourblind
What if Dallas ef is a faggot
wHAT IF MASS EFFECT 3'S ENDINGS AND THE OUTCRY OF IT'S FANS FOR A BETTER ONE WAS JUST AN EXPERIMENT TO SEE IF THERE WAS A MARKET FOR dlc THAT WOULD ENABLE BETTER ENDINGS?
What if the object of high school Really is to fail all of your classes?
what if easter is just celebrating jesus's quick save?
WHAT IF THE MOON WAS MADE OUT OF CHEESE AND ALL THE STARS WERE MICE
what if the 0.1% of bacteria that survives cleaning products causes 2012 apocalypse?
what if anderson cooper really has dark hair and just dyes it white?
What if Senioritis isnt an actual Disease?
WHAT IF PHANTASMAGORIC WORKS FOR STANFORD
What if men aren't wearing axe body spray to pick up chicks and they actually wear it because it smells good
If headmaster troll left then WOULD that make  Serperior 'headmseter troll'?
what if jews only celebrate haukkah because they got sick of being ignored by santa?
what if i'm a great writer in a huge writers block
Who is General Failure ?  AND WHY IS HE READING MY DISK ?
what if balotelli is a fictional character and we're all part of his film?
What if the bus Rosa parks was on was really just taking a photo and she was the tallest
WHAT IF IM GAY AND I DIDNT EVEN KNOW IT?
What if the conservative news doesn't report on the terrible things Obama does Because they support those actions?
What if april fools day doesn't really exist and it's just the largest prank in history?
WHAT IF APRIL FOOLS ISN'T REAL AND IS THE BIGGEST PRANK PLAYED ON MANKIND
what if april fools is just an april fools joke
What if we are the aliens And the UFOS are just trying to take their home back
What if humpty dumpty wasn't an egg?
If i eat myself would i become twice as big or disappear completely?
..But you told me she was made out of biscuits  AND WE HAVE TO GET HER BACK SO WE CAN ALL HAVE A DELICIOUS BREAKFAST.
What if non-bronies like ponies and they are really just trolling?
What IF THE EXISTENCE OF APRIL 1  IS JUST AN ELABORATE APRIL FOOLS JOKE?
what if game of thrones doesn't come out today because it's an april fools' prank?
What if april fools day doesn't exist  and it's just the longest running prank in history
What if april fool's day doesn't exist AND ITS BEEN THE LONGEST PRANK IN HISTORY?
what if 'what if' doesn't mean 'what if'
what if hair is sentient and mine is trying to communicate with me by looking terrible?
What if SUPATURK realy is a horse? Does that mean we are horses aswell?
what if brandon created a fake band just to ditch bros
LOTR?  I don'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TOLKIEN ABOUT
what if keanu nona is keanu
there was a meeting why wasn't i invited?
AGEI KOISILAM RAZIA MADAM ER ITEM DIS NA AKHON BETHA TER PA!
what if all these bad posts are trolling?
What if Shepard was actually indoctrinated and the crucible was really a reaper?
What if titanic Was just a prequel to... inception
Just liked the JB facebook page orientation was set to Homosexual
Why not make a diamond compressor out of diamonds
What if i'm in a coma and this is all a dream
WHAT IF I AM GAY AND I ONLY LIKE GIRLS BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW MY TRUE NATURE
what if huger is a disease given by the government for keep us buying food?
what if dreams are actually real life and real life is just a dream
What if james hacked these peoples accounts to make his facebook page popular
What if this whole 'discover' thing is a plot by 9gag to return our souls to us?
WHAT IF LADY GAGA MADE A SONG  AND IT WAS TOO SCARY!
WHAT IF THEY PLUGGED THE WIRES INTO THE OTHER STAGE?! ARE WE REALLY LISTENING TO ASOT?
what if all of the cute cat pose pictures are actually desperate redditors' dead animals
what if  kony is micheal jackson&#180;s aprentice
What if the red pill was Rohypnol and the whole matrix thing was a hallucination??
What if the red pill was rohypnol and the whole thing was a hallucination??
What if breath Ments have a secret layer that makes your breath smell worse?
What if out parents call all consoles 'nintendos' Just to AGGRAVATE us
What if fat people are just extreme hipsters?
i don't always act but when i do
what if we could have lived without food all the way
What if Kony Really is Carl Weathers?
What if kony 2012 is a tactic to kill all the stupid people
WHAT IF MR TRAVIS WASENT LYING ABOUT THE BIRD STORY AND HE ACTUALLY DIED?
What if george lucas saw the future and we will all live in star wars one day?
what if teachers know that none of the stuff they teach will ever help us and they're just trolling us
WHat if brittany haynes actually is a human?
What if batman's parents aren't really dead and his parents are really the joker and harley quinn?
IF Kony 2012 is fake is this just another way to avoid industrial hemp LEGALIZATION?
What if project x came out so everyone would copy it and get arrested?
What if invisible children want to fight kony's child soldiers with their own child soldiers
what if new species are actually aliens?
Andy milonakis doesn't age does that make him imortal?
imagine if every encyclopedia was destroyed except ed
What if awkward silences Are just the silent e's at the ends of a sentence?eee
are people who burn to death and go to hell used to the fire and heat?
you havent seen the kony vid? dear god...
What if gandhi's ai was realistic in civilization v And the real gandhi was a fake?
What if the minecraft world is actually round?
what if ic is really just trying to raise awareness about bad advocacy
Kony 2012 He doesn't sound so horrible in my voice
What if kony 2012 is really a plot to get him elected president?
what if i'm a virus and i've infected my creator then who does the ruling of the world?
Luke 6:16 Spoiler Alert!!
Luke 6:16 Spoiler Alert!
what if Shitty_Watercolour and  Awesome_Oil_Paint are the same person?
What if everything that we see is not real And it is nothing more than illusion?
What if Rashak was always in class And just in a corner where you cant see him
What if this whole kony thing turns out like Greg mortenson and three cups of tea?
What if Wolczuk is a Troll?
Wait a second doctor your gunna put your hand up where?
What if hagop hacked himself Just to get attention
What if the next person George R.R. Martin kills is himself Himself
What if Shen is actually chuck norris in disguise?
WHAT IF 'cat'... REALLY SPELLED 'dog'?!
What if the SAMI was already canceled and we just got played?
y si realmente soy el visitante 1.000.000?
what if life is like  game and we're all players connected on server
what if anonymous is really wall st in disguise?
what if learning about sImultaneous equations won't actually get us jobs
what if whitney huston was michael jackson's clone that had a sex change
i heard someone went to iwhs and actually like getting the homework
WHAT IF RICK SANTORUM IS REALLY JUST A MASTER TROLL
what if we are aliens and aliens                  are humans?
What if he just wants to make sure he gets in so they can steal our bat tactics
What if Ciara is on TIme And We are all just early
What if the 2011 Asteroid Was the actual end of the mayan calendar?
What if the Asteroid that just missed earth on November 8
What if a person's job was clicking 'nsfw' links
What if we stormed the court when they told us not to?
what if we stormed the court when they told us not to?
if any of these things just happened once it would be 1 thing But im talking about 15-20 events at least
Potted meat? Good for your hair.
what if by verizon fios telling people they can just watch funimation online they lose a ton of suscribers
What if by verizon fios telling people to watch funimation online they lose a lot of subscribers
what if the entire sec 3 level has caught hand foot mouth disease
what if this world is just a game that played by the gods
if you are from africa... why are you white?.....
what if mr wilson wrote the history books
WHAT IF YOLO ISN'T THE MOTTO?
What if TPL was losing only so mathe doesn't have to show nudes?
What if Reposts are made by original posters to get more likes
what if  you *aren't* supposed to put the lime in the coconut?
what if this meme was created by the government to make all conspiracy theories look stupid?
what if hogwarts sent us emails not letters
what if kristyana is a mouse
WHAT IF I'VE BEEN CONFIDENT THIS WHOLE TIME AND EVERYONE ELSE HAS NO SOCIAL SKILLS?
What if my knee took all the arrows in a conspiracy
what if fighting only makes the system stronger?
What if it actually snowed a few inches and it's really just invisible?
What if r/terriblefacebookmemes  are bad memes created by reddit?
What if the only reason i dont have a girlfriend is beacuse i've never asked anyone out
What if all the G.o.p. candidates are richard nixon in disguise?
michael jordan dies Covered up by hanes so they can keep selling underwear
What If That Moment Wasn't Really Awkward?
WHat if Government Deleted One piece from Mangafox  Because of informations in it About Void century?
what if patting my pockets does make my phone go off?
if it's impossible to explain what a smell is to someone with no nose what other senses are there that we don't even know about?
What if the world is run by computers and they filmed the matrix to make us feel secure
The Arakwaks didn't see the spaniards until it was too late What if an alien race is on it's way
what if seth brundle  was really a fly all along
What if the oil companies keep us burning fossil fuels because the next solar minimum will bring on an extinction-level Ice age?
What if humans were created by the universe as computers used to figure out why the universe exists
What if this whole Bill Ward situation  is just a massive publicity stunt?
uhhhhhhhh chi phi
What if everyone around you are actors and you are being filmed 24/7
What if they dont release diablo? 'and the heavens shall tremble'
what if this page is actually hilarious and i'm losing my sense of humor
What if the uva memes page was made by someone from tech
What if waldo.... never was never there?
What if waldo.. was never there?
what if your next girlfriend is already in your facebook friends list ?
What if this isn't funny until i say 'Cake day'?
What if we're all iloner_fox's mules and the pokeforum is just an elaborate set up?
What if e-portfolios Actually serve a purpose?
WHAT IF LIBROCOP HAD A CHILD WITH DEMBA BA
What if engineering majors chose their major because they sucked at The liberal Arts?
What if cotton-eyed joe  was ORIGINALLY an american folk tune?
What if Shut up and take my money started as a marketing campaing?
what if im a robot programmed to believe im human...
what if were in a lifelike dream thats in a dream thats...
What if Unite Just want to keep our deposits?
hears elevator in peason thinks it's a deluminator
what if the rule against perpetuities makes sense and no one can explain it?
I THOUGHT I WAS A JONAS BROTHER
What if Life is one
WHat if nikolo is making this duck face so he can be an internet celebrity
what if joana and sr. gon&#231;alves already scored home run and tiago doesnt know...
What if STEVIE WONDER WASN'T BLIND AND HE JUST REALLY LIKED WEARING SHADES
What if crappy customer service is a long term plan so that we're thrilled when the company actually behaves like it's supposed to?
What if this meme gives powerful people ideas for conspiracies
What iF all Comedians first make up the pun and then make up the joke
what if he made mistakes on the excel model just to see if we're paying attention?
what if MONSTER KEEPER was just a bad dream
WhaT if his name is bron James and he's been a reddiTor this whole time?
what if sopa passes and the internet is better?
What if keanu reeves is the one making these memes?
what if people never really lost the identitys but it was really people from another universe visiting
what if kasper is tall and we are super-high?
What if in the future People think these are keanu reeves' quotes?
WhAT IF THE HOKY POKY ISNT WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT
What if there isn't a bathroom  but a door to naria?
What if the big bad wolf really didn't want to huff and puff but was in reality asthmatic
What if our bodies arent really real and our brains just imagine that they are.
What if there are gnomes in our pockets and they are the ones who tangle our headphones?
what if the ancient aliens guy is an alien and he exaggerate just to make the idea about aliens sound stupid?
what if no one really likes one direction and they're just posting pictures of themselves
what if nidoran wasn't a basic pokemon? what if nidoran wasn't really there?
What if women's rights were made by aliens to destroy man
What IF Twitter Censorship is actually a really clever tool to ensure freedom of speech
what if god was brought to us by an inception by jesus
What conspiracy  is this?!?!
What if Tc created this topic so that we can all laugh at him and have a happier day?
what if trending has became so slow because acta is killing the voters one by one
WHAT IF JACK BLACK MADE BLACK JACK
How does Facebook know Its Chris' birthday
What If I'm the only brony and everyone else is just playing along?
What if the main profile picture to App State Memes was actually a prediction of the duck pond incedent?
What if the matrix is a matrix of another matrix
Shoulda gone to oates military academy in alaska
ya eğer bu yazıyı beğenirseniz
If the government really cared about us why does it take money out of the lower incomes paychecks it claims to want to help?
if god created us in his own image why are there so many ugly people?
what if nutella posts are viral marketing and we've all been fooled
what if all our toughts and dreams are real events in parallel universes
what if the trending is slow on porpuse to make us vote?
WHAT IF MY CAT IS REALLY A POK&#201;MON BUT JUST HASN'T EVOLVED YET
WHAT IF SOPA WAS JUST TO DISTRACT US FROM ACTA?
WHAT IF unicorns.. DO EXIST!?!
what if we are the bouzebal of a parallel universe
WHAT IF BACTERIA MADE US JUST SO THAT WE COULD MAKE THEM MORE RESISTANT TO ANTIBIOTICS?
if a white object reflects the entire spectrum of light are mirrors white?
what if i'm remembered as the worst actor ever? o good ghost rider 2 is coming out
what if chelsea simply isn't good enough and that's why they wont win the 2012 epl
Like what if the presidents and all those dudes in the white house are aliens
What if anonymous posted the fbi logo on megaupload to turn us against our government
saw doco on haarp became depressed
What if the illuminati ARE ACTUALLY GOOD   and we're being DECEIVED by the information on the internet?
What if the 1.04 showmatch ddos was made by anonymous
what if richard nixon were just a j.g. ballard character
What if most of our fights Are because we misinterpret the tone of our skype chats
What IF Winter really is coming?
...is that koala eating eucalyptus making the same expression I'm making?
what if you actually do have feelings for me
What if someone copyrighted all the memes and now is going to sue us all?
What if SOPA is faked To divert attention from something else
WHAT IF MNOTE MAKES SIGIL MOD
WHAT IF ANONYMOUS IS GOVERNMENT GROUP SO WE THINK WE PROTEST GOVERNMENTS
what if we all had powers but the doctors removed it when we were born
What if SOPA was actually created  just to close megaupload?
what if skyrim dragons are really the zubats     you've been running from
What if everytime we walk into a room and forgot what we needed to get WE actually saw an alien and the men in black wiped our memory
what if ice
If tom has 2 more apples than mary
WHAT IF SOPA MEANS SECRET OBAMA PROFIT AGENDa?
what if they made sopa to lure anonymous out?
NOT SURE IF USING THE RIGHT MEME
what if the world will end because of sopa?
What if sopa PETITION was made by government   to get names and addresses from all the pirates?
What if sopa isn't real and the government is just trying to get young people involved in politics
what if sopa and pipa are to distract us from all the sites being shut down
WHAT IF THER IS A GUY IN THE FBI AGAINST SOPA AND CLOSED MEGAUPLOAD JUST TO GET PEOPLE INFORMED AND RISEN UP
WHAt if sopa IS ACTUALLY a marketing maneuver from the internet enterprises?
What if the mayans didn't predict the end of the world but the end of the internet
what if im sober stoner dog
what if JESUS' DAD WAS GOD?
what if rapidshare is next
Megaupload has been shut down WHAT IF THE government START SOPA EARLY AND IGNORE THE PROTESTS?
what if we all are color blind and the color blind people see life how its supposed to be
What IF The Government Wants Reddit to Go Dark So They CAN prove That it makes Society Productive
What if congress is just passing these laws to test us And we're just too lazy to actually do anything?
What if sopa cripples the internet and everyone goes insane and widespread insanity destroys the world on 12/21/12
What if the blackout Is just part of the plan
What if Larissa was right and it is wash on
what if sopa is actually internet cencorship?
What if I'm rIDICULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING AND EVERYONE ELSE IS TOO INTIMIDATED TO TELL ME.
a six word story... Does it explode if i use seven?
what if we are actually in the ocean and the fish are swimming on the land!?
What if someone knows everything i like and do and posts it on 9gag just to make fun of me?
WHAT IF ALL THIS SOPA BUSINESS  is a distraction from something even worse going on
Would if it is a cool story and he ACTUALLY will tell it again
WHAT IF I'm not the only that says 'lolling' when i'm not.
What if the Pickle  Is Just Meant to Distract US fRom CinSere
What if its a plot to sell more cookies
what if trolls set up itanimulli.com just to scare us
What if nokia is trolling us Making Posts of 3310?
What if the thread existed but none of us came across it
What if Tim Tebow Is a False Idol?
what if multi-core cpus are a lie and they are just hyper-threaded
WHAT IF HAIR GROWS LIKE PANTS  AND WE WATER IT IN THE SHOWER?
what if i love religion... but hate jesus?
WHAT IF NO ONE ONE TALKS TO ME BECAUSE I'M REALLY A GHOST
What if google actually uses people to wait in front of the monitor and translate for us on google translate
What if they canceled formation so 4* couldn't wear backpacks?
What if all facebook posts are on reddit And we just dont know about it
What if the nokia meme wasn't random and it was created by nokia as a marketing scheme
What if the call of duty franchise was created by apple because they both put out the same shit year after year with a new name
What if the government is finally catching on to how harmless trees are and now they're telling the news stations to put out all these recent 'tree-friendly' articles
WHAT IF COMMUNITY IS GETTING REALLY HIGH RATINGS AND NBC IS TROLLING THE ENTIRE INTERNET
I don't always talk to arts students but when i do
i dont always kill hipsters but when i do i drown them in the main stream
But when I do
i don't always say :'i don't always' but when I do
I don't always get erections at burger king but when i do it's a whopper
I don't always read memes but when i do
I don't always launch internet explorer but when i do
I don't always watch twilight but when I do
I don't always fart but when I do I lean like this...
I don't always correct people's grammar But when i do
I don't always text you
i don't always see my crush but when i do
I don't always finish my sentences but when i do
i don't always think about you but when I do
i dont always play video games that destroy my social life  but when i do
i don't always see but when i do
I dont always put my laptop on my lap But When I do
i dont always make bad memes but when i do
i don't always talk to usc graduates but when i do
people dont always post on my wall... but when they do
i don't always begin an opera with a half diminished seventh chord but when i do
i don't always kill hipsters but when i do
I don't always drink beer so you should probably not value my opinion of it highly
i don't always use internet explorer but when i do
I don't always listen to metallica but when i do
I dont alwAYS NEED TO TAKE A DUMP BUT WHEN I DO ITS SUDDEN AND URGENT AS HELL
I don't always talk to vegans but when i do
i don't always play doctor but when i do i prefer to be a gynecologist
i don't always drink beer but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE A CRUSH ON A GIRL BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS ASK YOU HOW YOU ARE DOING BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always skip the top text
I DON'T ALWAYS     FINISH A MEME
I don't always make a mistake on facebook comments but when i do...i delete them
I don't always have alzheimer's Cheese
I dont always drink but when i do
i dont always masturbate lol jk
I dont always text in bed but when i do i make sure to drop the phone on my face
i don't always read blogs but when i do
i don't always say i dont always but when i do
i don't always fart but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS SAY :'I DON'T ALWAYS' BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always watch skateboard videos but when i do
I Dont Always have Time to Study But When I Do I Dont
I dont always bang squirrels But when i do
But when i do i
I don't always watch Fox news but when I do
i dont always sleep with girls but when i do
I don't always correct someone's grammar but when i do
I don't always meet people I find super attractive But when I do they're in a relationship
I dont always get up in the middle of the night but when i do
I dont always choose a valentine  BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always dvr competition shows but when i do i forget that it's recorded and try to vote for my favorites
i dont always tell midget jokes but when i do
I Don't always eat bananas but when i do i don't make eye contact
i don't always post on facebook but when i do
i dont always raise my hand in class but when i do i make sure its the wrong answer
I dont always skip work but when i do
I dont Always tell knock knock jokes But when i do
I don&#180;t always play league of legends but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO ROCK bUT WHEN i DO i GOTTA HAVE COWBELL
i don't always study but when i do
I don't always like cops But when I do
i don't always use sykpe but when i do
I don't always put two in the pink but when i do
I don't always like a song but when I do I obsessively overplay it until i hate it
I don't always go to Chick-fil-a but when I do
I almost never troll But when I do
i don't always poke bitches but when i do
I don't always listen to songs on youtube but when i do they're not available in my country
I don't always shit in public stalls But when I do
i don't always look at you all and see the love there that's sleeping but when i do
I DoN't always take a nap but when i do
i don't always go on safari but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS BROWSE MEMEGENERATOR BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always kill hookers but when i do i get out of the car to retrieve floating currency
i dont always hear what are you saying but when i do
I don't always believe in god But when I do it's after a preGnancy scare
I don't always check my spelling but when I do
I don't always go to work hungover but when I do
I don't always finish a meme
I don't always stare blankly in front of me but when I do
I  don't always watch youtube ads. but when i do
i dont always wreck myself but when i do
i don't always flip out but when i do i make sure everyone on facebook knows
I don't always fall asleep but when i do
I don't always need adobe flashplayer but when i do
I dont always expect company But when i do
i don't always listen to normal music but when i do
i dont always smoke weed BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always make racist jokes... but when  do i make sure theres a black guy around to hear them
i don't always pay attention in school but when i do
i don't always swear in public but when i do
i don't always watch british comedy but when i do
I Don't alWAYS WASH MY HANDS AFTER USING A PUBLIC BATHROOM BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always drive but when i do
I don't always laugh out loud at posts But when i do it's 2 am and everyone in the house is sleeping
I don't usually care about girls' feeling but when I do I got friendzoned.
but when i do
I dont always go to lectures but when i do
I don't always give you a dirty look  but when i do its becuase you are  being passed on the right on the interstate!!
I dont always fill 3d orbitals before 4s but when i do its for chromium and copper
i don't always tell my sister how much i love her but when i do it's not on facebook
I don't always WATCH your boobs  but when i do its because its the best part of you
I DONT ALWAYS COMPILE BUT WHEN I DO IT WORKS
I don't always fight phantom trains but when I do
I don't always go to Mc'Donalds But when I do
I dont always Post On Facebook But when i do
i dont always drink dos equis but after i do
i dont always make fun of shabbirv but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SWEAR BUT WHEN I DO
I DON't Always PLay Frisbee But When i do
I don't always talk TO UVA graduates But when I do I ask for Large Fries
I don't always use my left hand while searching the internet... but when i do it's because my pet fell asleep under my right armpit and i don't want to wake her
i don't always keep a diet
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE BAD MEMES ABOUT MC WHEN I DO
I don't always make calls on my cell But when I do
i don't always involuntarily surrender my phone records to the fbi
I don't always sing shitty songs But when i do
I dont always have sex with your mother but when i do
I Don't always talk shit but when i do
I dont always procastinate but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS MUTE ADS bUT WHEN I DO
i don't always have a flickering light problem but when i do
I don't always read the terms of service but when i do
I don't always comment on memes But aren't we all fucking sick of seeing this one?
I don't always destroy conversations  but when I do I use k
I don't always drink Capri-Suns But when I do
I DONT ALWAY COMMENT PICS ON FB BUT WHEN I DO;SOME IDIOTS DONT GET THE JOKE.
i dont always lose my phone but when i do its on silent
I don't always watch doctor who but when i do
i dont always tell a girl i like her but when i do
I don't always want to enter my sons room but when i do
I don't always finish my memes...
I DON'T ALWAYS GOT MILK BUT WHEN I DO
i Don't always quick scope but when i do
i don't always drive a prius but when i do i wear yoga pants
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH T.V. BUT WHEN I DO IT'S THROUGH THE WINDOWS OF THE NEIGHBOR'S HOUSE
I dont always do my homework  but when i do the teacher doesnt check it
I don't always call people I just met..but when I do I call them
i don't always lose but when i do
I dont always 'like' your facebook status but when i do i 'like' every single post youve made for the past month
i don't always come late but when i do
I dont always have strong opinions but when i do
I dont always wish people happy b'day when i do its because facebook told me too
I dont always talk a lot but when i do
I don't always look up anything slightly useful but when i do i end up with 999999999999 tabs
I don't always fart loud but when i do
I don't always wrap presents But when I do
i don't always make up memes but
I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE STUDYING BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always get in the shower when its still cold but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE PARENTING ADVICE BUT WHEN I DO
i DON'T ALWAYS DANCE AWAY THE HEARTACHE BUT WHEN i DO
I don't always sing along to christmas songs but when I do batman smells and robin lays an egg
I don't always push doors labelled pull but when I do
i dont always get cancer but when i do
I don't always find out the us is down to the 18th most economically free country but when i do i vote for someone else
I don't always ask where something is But when i do
But when I do
I don't always give a shit but when i do...nah
i don't always need help but when i do i have no friends online
I don't always post pictures of girls i bang on the internet but when i do
I don't always talk to fine arts grads but when i do
I don't always dance. but when i do
I dont always like but when i do
I don't always try to make plans to visit relatives but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE ON FIFA BUT WHEN I DO IT'S SOMETHING WRONG WITH THE GAME
i dont always have childeren  but when i do they dont look like me...
i don't always cook you dinner
i don't always get hungry but when i do
i don't always drink beer But when i do damn you look good
I Don't always misplace an airliner But when I do
I don't always listen to Queen But when I do
i don't always hit red lights But when I do
I don't always have sex with corpses but when i do
Utah doesn't always allow gay marriage But when they do
I dont always go after a Girl But when i do she friendzones the shit out of me
I don't always judge people with tattoos But when I do
i don't always find you funny but when i do
i dont always click on 'i agree' but when i do
i dont always buy steam games but when i do i make sure they are &#163;1.24
I don't always say faggot but when i do some faggot reports and blocks me
i don't always read my facebook feed but when i do
I  Don't  ALWAYS LEAVE MY PC ON whole night for utorrent downloading   but when i do i forget to open utorrent before going to bed
i don't always go out to the club but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS HAVE SEX BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always but when i do but when i do i DON'T always
i don't usually skip school but when i do
I don't always kill people
I don't always get a boner in public But when I do
I don't always raise my right arm in front of me but when i do it looks like this
i don't always cry but when i do it's when angels deserve to die
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY ZOMBIES WITH NOOBS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always go adventuring but when i do i take an arrow to the knee
I don't always smoke weed
i dont always talk ...
I don't always go on a liking spree but when I do
I don't always wanna cry
I don't always take the bus but when i do
I don't always use my Windshield Wipers But when I do
I don't always clean the needle on my record player But when I do
I literally never use the word literally but when i do i use it incorrectly
I don't always test my code but when I do
i dont always wash the shampoo off my head with my eyes open but when i do
i don't always make tables in excel but when i do i excel
I DONT ALWAYSPOST ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always see what you did there but when I do
i dont always get an erection in burger king but when i do its a whopper
i dont always wear a condom but when i do i need viagra to keep it from falling off
I don't always make memes but when i do
i don't always have a good hand in poker  but when i do
I don't always be angry But when I am
i don't always get comfortable in bed
I DON'T ALWAYS KILL ACTORS BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always put penut butter on my toast but when i do i spread it just right
i don't always release intestinal gas but when i do i lean to my right
I dont always go to the library
I don't Always pay it forward But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS ATTEND PARENT TEACHER CONFERENCES bUT WHEN I DO
i don't always fap just kidding
i don't always play for my team but when i do...i get sent off
I dont always fart but...yes. yes I do
I don't always call her back! But when I do
i don't always lick vag but when i do i breathe through my mouth
I don't  always listen to Hair Metal But when I do
I Don't always DRINK 7-UP BUT WHEN i DO IT'S BECAUSE I'M SICK
I don't always have sex with your mother
i don't always care but when i care  i eat
i don't always fart in church but when i do it goes over like a fart in church
I don't always get a girl's number but when I do
I don't always take a coNsiderable shit in the toilet
i don't always click the wrong link but when i do
I dont always drink v8 Which is why I am leaning
I dont always make faceboOk statuses But when i do nobody gives a shit
I don't always finish my sentences but when i do
I don't always find and fix threading bugs But when I do I slim the codebase while sipping beer
I don't always go into gay bars but when I do
I don't always stay up 'til 2 am but when i do
I don't always blow your mind but when I do
I don't always wipe my ass but when I do
I don't always get drunk but when i do
I dont Always Talk With a Deep Voice But When I do
i don't always get high but when i do
I dont always have sex  but when i do its with your mother
I don't always get boners but when i do they last 4 hours long
i don't always drink beer
I don't usually take baths but when i do...they have bubbles
I dont always shove gerbils up my ass but when I do
I don't always make memes but when i do
i don't always see gorillas but when i do i'm at the hotel costa plente with the three stooges
I Don't Always Teleport Bread But When I Do
I don't always submit a Paper But When I do
I don't always fight for my friends and family but when i do... i have a bat
I dont Alwasys Finish my sentence
im not always annoying but when I am... PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!
i don't always make a meme about a threesome but when i do
I don't always fuck shit up But when I do
I dont always get everything cheaper but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS UNINSTALL wHATSAPP AND then USE THREEMA BUT WHEN i DO i TELL EVERYONE ON fACEBOOK
I don't always get shitface drunk  but when I do I vommit out the window of my car on the way home
i dont always sit down but when i do
I don't always stare at women but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS PUNCH BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always pick up the check but when I do
I don't always have time to sleep  but when I do
i don't always but then
I don't always like to be heartbroken but when i do
I dont always make love to the woman of my dreams but when i do its in a room full of money out in london and she screams
I don't always try to quote movies But when I do it's completely off
i dont always play video games but when i do i pwn
I don't always make memes but when I do I make too many
I don't always go skeet shooting but when I do I actually skeet shoot
I don't always look at memes of myself but when i do
I don't always look at memes of myself but when I do I'm saying some crazy as shit
I DON'T ALWAYS ENTER SANDMAN BUT WHEN I DO I WEAR A CONDOM
i don't always lie but when i do it's not necessary
I dont always hack in videogames but when I do
I dont always correct grammar But when i do i check my own spelling atleast 4 times
I DON'T ALWAYS GET TO SCHOOL EARLY  BUT WHEN I DO I GO AND COPY HOMEOWORK
I dont always clean the kitty litter... ...but when i do
I don't always talk about my mexican-born parents but when I do
I Don't always blackout But When I do
I don't always work fast and efficiently but when i do
I Don't always wake up early but when i do
I don't always cook But when I do
I don't always make memes but when i do
i don't always have to pay for sex but when i do
i don't always add sorority girls on facebook but when i do
i don't always score a goal but when i do
i don't always have a lucid dream but when i do. first thing i think of doing is waking up
i dont always drink dos equis but after i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SIT IN THIS POSITION bUT WHEN I DO
I dont always skip class But when i do i play skyrim
I dont always flirt but when i do
I don't always drink heavily But when I do
I don't always celebrate valentines day but when i do
I dont always know more than you Yes i do
I don't always go to the superbowl but when i do
I don't always study for class but when I do
I don't always drink beer but when I do
BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always procrastinate BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always wear pants like now
I don't always bid on ebay but when i do
I don't always do the job But when I do. I do it right
I don't always facepalm But when i do it's because i have no idea what's going on
I don't always think about other people But when I do
i dont always expect my drobo to work but when it doesn't
I don't always hotwire stuff But when I do
I don't often clean up but when I do
I don't always post memes But when I do I am probably drunk
I Don't always post bold Claims on the internet But When i do
I don't always love bacon wait a minute.....yes I do always love bacon.
I don't always say I care about your problems But when I do
I don't always clap But when I do
I don't always go clubbing  but when I do I make it to the club's website
I don't Always Code But when I do it's all in one line!
I don't Always post meme's but when i do
I dont always believe in god  but when I am drowning in a middle of a sea 
I Don't always go to the grand canyon but when i do it's closed
I dont always rage but when i do Its in COD
i dont always learn something in college but when i do.. its cultural diversity.
I don't always see but when i do
I don't always die but when i do someone needs a nerf
I dont always run yellow lights But when I do
I don't always get bored... But when I do
i don't always tell tales out of school but when i do  i admit that hep c infected mexicans pee in our beer vats
I don't Always Remember Birthdays But When I do
I don't always overuse meme's But when i do it's usually this one
I don't always eat poptarts but when i do they're cold
i don't always wear panty liners but when i do
I dont always get stuck in traffic But when i do
i don't always go camping but when i do i like to ride my bike 120mph on the fastest road in the USA to get there
I Don't Always Use a different meme but when i do
i don't always seek for apology but when i do
I don't always have to pee but when I do
I don't always want to watch twilight
I don't always watch Kathleen Madigan But when I do I can't stop comparing her to emma stone
i don't always listen to metal... I'm just fuckin' kidding
I don't always drink beer
I DON’T ALWAYS DRIVE A FERRARI BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS GET HEAD
I don't always wake up with a song in my head but when I do
I don't always watch a nicolas cage movie but when I do
I don't always bear my testimony in church but when I do
I dont always score But when i do i make sure to seal the win in fergies last game at old trafford
I don't always masturbate at a friends house But when I do i pretend i'm taking a huge shit
I don't usually dream in my sleep But when I do
I don't always play trivia but when I do
I don't always find chicks but when i do i make sure they are muslim
I don't always drink tequila but when i do
I don't always think I have what it takes to be a civil engineer but when I do
i don't always have pictures of obama on my toilet paper but when i do
I don't always hire women but when I do
I DOn't SHop At walmart.
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TIME FOR YOU BUT WHEN I DO
i'm not always afraid of the dark but when i am
I don't always drink beer sometimes i put it in an iv and get my intravenous buzz on!
I don't always pass gas in public
I don't always get notifications on Facebook But when i do
I don't always finish a sentence But when I do
I don't always play golf
I dont always ULTI BUT WHEN I DO ITS AN ILLUSION
I dont always post something personal on facebook but when i do i make sure no one can understand it
i don't always have rectal bleeding at mcdonalds but when i do
i don't always feed in online games but when i do
I Don't always see it But when I do
i don't always code in java but when i do it's java.lang.NullPointer Exception
I don't always watch movies in 3d but when i do
i don't always 'don't always' but when i do
I dont normally fall asleep WATCHING FOOTBALL ... bUT WHEN I DO
i dont always post on your wall but when i do
I don't always get a critical hit when i play pokemon but when i do
I don't always retro charge but when i do
i don't always go to school on Friday But when i do
i donth always kidnap children but when i do its kony style
I Don't always eat donettes but when i do
I dont always fart But when i do the earth rumbles
I don't Always Post Memes But when I do
I don't always drink but when I do
I don't always post my job on facebook but when i do it's with 6 pictures to show what others think of it.
I don't always get the remote in the crew lounge but when i do
i don't always lose my phone but when i do
I don't always log onto facebook but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS USE THE STRIKER BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always vomit but when I do
I don&#180;t always date hot chicks but when i do they friendzoned me
ALan doesnt always carry a man purse but when he does he gets the bartenders #
I don't always 6-pool But when I do I bring my workers
I don't always come to bathroom
I don't always get sick But when I do
I dont always drop a deuce but when i do
I Don't always pre-game But when i do
I dont always study
i don't always protest but when i do
I don't always punch bitches  but when i do i say im part of OFWGKTA
I don't always fart but when I do it stinks
I don't aLWAYS STUDY BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always contract std's  but when i do
I don't always delete unwanted facebook friends but when I do
i dont always sufflin but when i do
i don't always make movies about plane crashes but when i do i have wolves eat survivors
i don't always play fair but when i do
I don't always total my truck
I dont always follow npcs but when i do
I Don`t always use the tactical Light But when i do i use it on my teammates
i dont. always.
i dont always drınk whiskey but when ı do
i don't always update my status but when I do
I don't always watch the three stooges but when I do
I don't always fall in love but when i do
i don't always get distracted but when...    squirrel!!!
I don't always use the bathroom at a friend's house but when I do
I Don't Always show up for work But when I do they pay me
i dont always make meme's but when i do its during a meme war
I don't always tell my true feelings but when i do
I don't always eat mcdonalds but when i do
I don't always read memes I see on facebook But when I do
I don't always get into ap classes but when I do i completely disregard the work im assigned
I Dont Always Take Holidays But when I do
I don't always create my own memes but when I do
I DONT ALWAYS FEAR SOMETHING bUT WHEN I DO ILL CRY LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
i dont always rage but when i do it is because the other f*ker made me
I dont always listen to m&#246;torhead But when i do so do my neighbors
one does not always  make the right meme
I don't always drink a gallon of coffee  But when I do
I don't always go out but when I do
i don't always step in water but when i do
I don't always blame white people no wait i do always blame white people
I don't always miss math reviews but when i do
I Don't Always make analogies  but when i do
I don't always see rain in New Mexico  But when I do it lasts for 2 minuets
I DON'T ALWAYS USE A JAKE BRAKE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always do the cold water challenge  But when I do
I DON't ALWAYS SLASH GUYS BETWEEN THE LEGS .. WAIT
My ex doesn't always text me But when she does it takes me an hour to read them all
I don't always smile but when i do.....
I DON'T ALWAYS FALL ASLEEP WHILE SCROLLING FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO
I d0n&#180;t always celebrate birthdays But when i do 
I don't always troll But when I do
I don't always watch shows on my DVR but when i do
I don't always like ratchets  But when I do I think of Kinzie and Macie
I don't always make memes but when I do
i DON'T always like or comment  but when i do 
I don't always win the bundesliga but before i do i buy out the competition
I don't always sing Justin beiber songs but when i do
I don't always talk to Michael Piazza But when I do
I dont always buy wine but when i do i buy ten bottles
I don't always reblog but when I do
i don't always flirt but when i do
I don't always search for undateable people But when I do it's at a 'meetup' group
i never like mondays!
I don't always drink beer
I don't always leave my wife for someone else but when I do
I dont always drink beer But when i do its so my friends dont think im a homosexual
I don't always fart in bed but when I do
I don't often shovel snow but when I do i write about it on facebook
I don't always celebrate valentines day
I don't always agree with JEremy Clarkson But when I do
I don't always pee outside in the snow
I don't always mine bitcoins but when i do
i don't always make memes but when i do
i dont always i dont
I dont ALWAYS LIVE A PERFECT LIFE BUT WHEN I DO I LET FACEBOOK KNOW ABOUT IT
i dont always forget something i dont always forget something
I don't always listen to Buckethead But when I do
I DON'T ALWAS HATE EVERYONE BUT WHEN I DON'T I STILL DO
I don't always procrastinate But when I do
I don't always party but when I do
i don't always listen to breaking benjamin but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MEMES BUT WHEN I DO
I dont' always date asians but when I do... wait yea I do
I don't always go out for a rip But when I do I'm like ohhh fuck ya bud
i don't always leave my desk but when i do
I don't always read blogs
I don't always drink beer alone in a suit But when I do
I don't always make food but when I do I burn myself
I dont Always do coke but when i do
I don't always drink
I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE THE RECYCLING OUT BUT WHEN I DO I LOOK LIKE A RAGING ALCOHOLIC
I dON'T ALWAYS LICK IT bUT When I do
I don't always talk to economy graduates
i DONT ALWAYS ACT CRAZY BUT WHEN I DO
i DON'T ALWAYS FAP bUT WHEN i DO IT'S WITH THE INTENSITY OF 5 BURNING SUNS
I don't always fail But when I do...epic
i don't always take a dump but when i do
i dont always stay up late but when i do i stay in the same room wondering if anyone else is up
i don't always pee without turning on the bathroom light but when i do
I don't always drink beer But when I do I prefer Dos Equis
i don't always bake but when i do
When i Am cursing i curse Responsibly
i don't always start with homosexual behavior but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS POST ON FACEBOOK
I don't always floss my teeth but when I do I'm typically  on my way to visit the dentist
i don't always wear clothes but when i do people say my mom dresses me funny
i don't always have energy but when i do
I don't always watch the doctor who 50th special BUT WHEN I DO I SHOOT THE TV
I don't always Give Chances Take it or Leave it !
i don't always have a boyfriend but when i do
I don't always read the textbook but when i do
I don't always agree But when I do
i dont always change profile pictures but when i do
I don't always have sex but when I do
I don't always stare at trees but when I do
Y U NO always use the correct meme?
I don't always browse the Front Page But when I do
i don't always install antivirus software but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS    SUDO -S BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS PAY FOR VIRTUAL CURRENCY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always get homework on Labor Day Oh wait
Kinect No longer required but when i do plug it in
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH CHARMED BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always play MOTS but when i do
I don't always get seeders when I upload a torrent But when I do they immediately stop
I don't always drink coffee but when I do
I dont always take selfies but when i do
I Don't Always Lollygag But when i do
i don't always watch cartoons but when i do
This Beer is shit
I don't always don't but when i do
I don't always have good ideas for memes but when I do it's late at night and noone gets to see them
I dont always play games with cheat code but when i do
i don't always shoot people believing in hoaxes but when I do
I Don't Ever test new Firewall Code But when I do I test it in production
i'm not always condescending sometimes i am merely arrogant
i don't always copy other memes but when i do
I don't always regulate matrix amplitudes But when I do
I dont always spam meme's
I Dont always drink beer But when I do its atleast a 12 pack
i don't always wish marlo a happy birthday but when i do
I don't always listen to rap But when I do
I don't always listen to pantera but when i do
i dont always ask people to prom
I don't always got to Saudi Arabia But when I do
I dont always visit Glastonbury But when I Do I have my hippy gun at the ready.
i don't always do shard but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS REF HOCKEY GAMES BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always hand out probes but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS KILL MY FOLKS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always cry in tv shows but when i do it's because of soa
i don't always shave
I don't always forget the punchline
I don't always take a Decent shit in the morning
I don't awlays play simcity ...
I don't always praise microsoft But when i do i expect likes from MS employees
i dont always watch football but when i do it's the superbowl
i don't always win meme battles but when i do
I Dont Always Unlike A Page But When I Do It's For Pissing On Ron Paul Stay Stupid My Friends
I don't always oppa but when i do
I don't always increase my power level but when i do
i dont always express my feelings but when i do
I don't always do the harlem shake but when i do
I Don't always throw parties but when i do
I don't always have a midterm and two ASSIGNMENTS due tomorrow but when i do
I don't always set you up with girls But when i do
i don't always talk to humanities students but when i do i ask for a cheeseburger
I DON'T USUALLY GO TO wOLF pOINT
I don't always forget to vote up this meme but when i do
I don't always win the tour de  France but when I do
i don't always tell you i've done your mother but when i do  it's irrelevent
I dont always quit drinking but when i do its for about an hour
I don't always watch cartoons But when i do
i don't always choose a map on zoo tycoon 2 but when i do
I don't always masturbate ...wait
but when i do
i don't always want to go to parties but when i do
i don't always upvote memes on memegenerator but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS GET ERECTIONS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always forget what i'm saying but when i do....aww shit
i dont always wear clothing but when i do
smell my beard
I don't always fall for stupid facebook hoaxes
I DON'T ALWAYS KISS SOMEONE SEXY BUT WHEN I DO IT'S THE MIRROR
I Don't always shave  but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE I'M OUT OF VODKA
I dont always get game requests on facebook. But
I DONT ALWAYS STUDY BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have to take a crap but when i do i am about to leave for an important meeting
I don't always lose in fantasy football But when i do i cry like a little girl
I don't always get critical hits in pokemon but when i do
i don't always read your comments on facebook but when i do
I don't always talk to people but when i do
I  DON'T ALWAYS PLAY PS3 BUT WHEN I DO I PLAY SOFTWARE UPDATE
i dont always vote for the president... but when i do
ı don't always make mıstakes
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MEMES BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always make memes but when i do
i dont always see ads on memegenerator but when i do
i don't always make memes
I dont always talk to an empty chair but when i do i pretend obama is sitting in it
i dont always play guitar hero on expert but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DILLY DALLY BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS GO HARD BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always do my homework on time but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO UF GRADS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always leave lol for another game but when i do i give no warning
I don't always have to fart in bed but when i do
I don't always drop beAts But when I do
i DON'T ALWAYS PLANT THE BOMB AT A BUT WHEN I DO
I dON'T ALWAYS PLAY SUPPORT BUT WHEN I DO I GET IGNORED BY THE WHOLE TEAM
I dON'T ALWAYS POST REDDIT STUFF ON FACEBOOK bUT WHEN I DO MY REAL FRIENDS CALL ME OUT ON IT
I DON'T ALWAYS FIND A NICE BOYFRIEND BUT WHEN I DO
i don't usually let anyone modify me(system32) but when i do
I don't always masturbate but when I do
I dont always go on 15 day vacations but i when i do
i don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always listen to music but when i do
i don't always eat cake but when i do
i don't always fall sick but when i do
I don't always make good memes but when i do
I don't always luv u 5ever but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR MAKE-UP BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always talk to penguin fans but when i do
I dont always watch scary movies but when i do
I don't always run road races but when I do
i dont always speak my mind  but when i do people think im an ass
I DONT ALWAYS PLAY GAMES WHITH MY FRIEND BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE A BITE FROM MY FRIEND'S PIZZA BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always have time to play diablo 3 but when i do
I don't always care But when I do
i dont always eat cereal but when i do..i prefer it without milk
i dont always get a lap dance. but when i do
i don't always fart in my office alone but when i do
I Dont Always Use A Condom.
i dont often dig holes but when i do i get a mexican
i don't always eat seeds but when i do it's a pass time activity
I don't always watch greys anatomy but when i do
I don't always invite friends to my house but when i do
I dont always read my bible but when i do im sure to post it on facebook
I don't always let a girl squirt on me But when I do
i dont always go out in service but when i do i make sure everyone on facebook knows about it
I don't always Herp
I dont always sit on facebook but when i do i post the memes i make
I don't always complete my sentences but when i do
I don't always like my students but when i do it's cuz i want to #stheird
I don't always talk to women but when i do
I Don't always Whipe my ass but when i do
I DON't AlWAYS Get Sick But when i do the doctor wonders how i could still be alive
i DONT ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF MARK BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always text 'pooping' but when i do
i don't always wake up late but when i do
I don't always do my homework. But when I do
i dont always buy amd but when i do i make sure its 79xx's 3 for free
I don't always get laid but when i do
I don't always molest children but when i do
i don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always drink dos equis But when I do my insides bleed
I don't always make sense But when I do
I'm not always a douche but when i am
I don't always wear a condom... .
I DON'T always add bottom text   but when i do it looks like this
I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE THE BOTTOM TEXT but
I'm not always sexy but when I am
I dont always Count change before returning it to the customer But when I do I find an extra bill
i don't always work as a college counselor but when i do
i don't always wana fanta but when i do i
i don't always get 300 on pt tests but when i do
I don't always see my crush But when I do I'm looking in the mirror
i don't always have trouble sleeping but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS DRINK BEER  BUT WHEN I DO I BEAT MY WIFE AND KIDS
i don't always procrastinate but when i do
1 d0nt 4lw4y5 r3mpl4c3 l3tt3r5 f0r NUMB3R5 but wh3n i d0
I don't always do changes in tags but when i do
i dont always fail but when i do i do it hard
i don't always stand up but when i do
i don't always order spicy food but when i do
I dont always get marrıed but when ı do
i don't always give a f*** but when i do
I don't always copy peoples memes but when i do
I don't always wear condoms
I DON'T ALWAYS SiNG SONGS BUT WHEN I DO i SING BA-BLING BA-BlING
I dont always get sick but when i do its on the same day as basketball practice
I dont always sleep in class but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS HIT KIDS BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always make meme's but when i do
Idunt always spell rite but when ido iend shut
I don't always watch 30 minute videos But when i do
i dont always lie
I don't always go in public bathrooms but when i do
I don't always join a match in progress But when I do
i don't always study for a test
I don't always sneeze in class
i don't always call my mom but when i do i make sure i am broke
I don't always hunt people But when I do
I don't always troll my children But when i do
I don't always take pictures of myself But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS SAY ''HAPPY BIRTHDAY'' BUT WHEN I DO 
I don't always throw my wrappers out but when I do
i don't always shave my pubes but when i do
i don&#180;t always sleep with moms but when i do i make sure its your mom
I don't always watch star trek movies but when I do
i dont always commit statutory but when i do
I don't always quote the New Testament But when I do I make sure it's out of context
i don't always study but when i do i still fail
i dont always order the chicken finger combo
I don't always talk to michigan Grads But when I do
I don't always GO TO CLASS bUT wHEN I DO THERE HAPPENS TO BE A MIDTERM
I don't always study  But when I do
i don't always hack your facebook but when i do I punch you first
I DONT ALWAYS play bf3 on pc but when i do
I dont always study for exams but when i do
i don't always study but when i do
i don't always drink milk but when i do
I dont always get BELLIGERENTLY drunk
i don't always buy 16gb memory sticks but when i do
I dont always give a f*ck with valentine's day but when i do
I dOn't alWays quote pics  But when i do i pick the biggest one
I Don't Always Hide My Left Hand While Drinking Tell Me What You're Wearing?
I don't always have crazy ideas
i don't always make offers but when i do
I don't always take arrows
I don't always drink beer But when I do
i don't always say 'you're welcome' But when i do
i don't always understand the post but when i don't
i don't always drink beer but when i do
I dont always date girls
I may not pull a lot but when i do
i don't always lose my phone but when i do
I dont usually say I'm never drinking again but when I do I end up drinking the next day
I don't always get kciked eight feet across a room and crash into a drum set
i don't always take out the recycling but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GET IT FROM KATE BUT WHEN I DO I DONT REALISE IT
i dont always fall in love with women  but when i do its with rachel davis
I don't always double post but when i do
i don't always die but when i do i don't!
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY DOTA2 BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always facebook comment but when i do
i don't always make meme pages but when I do every uog student can relate
I don't always sleep with socks on but when I do
I dont Always post on facebook But when i do
I don't always commit
i dont always drive sober but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO PVP BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK ALCOHOL but when i do
I DON'T OFTEN HAVE A CHEMISTRY EXAM but when i have
I don't always wish people a happy birthday but when i do i hope its for someone as epic as you happy birthday
I dont always drink beer but when i do I MASTURBATE and cry heavily
I dont always play skyrim but when i do
I dont always visit russian sites but when I do
jesus doesnt always love me but when he does
I don't always pay for sex but when I do I pay your mum
I don't always go to ikea store but when I do I take 200 pencils
I don't always regard other people's emotions
I don't always cook But when i do
I don't always give Nick Wedge credit But when I do it goes to Scotty
I don't always clean my apartment but when I do
i don't always drink but when i do
Am i Socially Awkward? No
i don't always eat popcorn but when i do i only eat the unnaturally yellow ones
I dont always carry a gun But when i do its an umbrella
I don't always get up from bed but when i do
I dont always forget to take my medicine But when i do.. HHNNNNNNNNGGG
I dont always poke on facebook but when i do i want to have sex with her
i do
i dont always get in friendzone but when i do
I don't always forget to attach the file... no
I don't always try to look cool But when I do
I dont always cook sweet potatoes but when i do they taste like shit
I dont always drink beer but when I do
when i dont drink  im learning how to grow a pair
I don't always take a screen shot of my computer but when i do its with a camera
I don't always drink beer  but when I do
i dont always have a great facebook status but when i do
i dont always crash my planes into buildings but when i do i live
I don't always verb but when i
I Dont Always hurt my foot but when i do i cry like a girl
I don't always ejaculate prematurely But when i do i uh! ah! sorry
I dont always Store Messages but when I do
I don't always drink beer but when I do
I don't always do laundry but when i do
i dont always sleep but when i do i go to bed
i don't always get drunk But when i do
i don't always gambling but when i do
Get Suarez think they can beat KROOS+FALCAO + Di Maria  + Bale + cr7
i DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BUT WHEN I DO IT'S MY LOLA'S BIRTHDAY
i don't always move to berlin but when i do
im not always a horrible husbband but when i am
I dont always use meme's But when i do i don't
i don't always cut employee hours
I dont always Watch the world cup but when i do
I don't always lean in like this But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY FIZZ BUT WHEN I DO I HAVE 3 CS IN 10 MIN'S
I DON'T always make the world a better place but when i do
I dont always listen to hip hop but when i do
I don't always take my work computer home but when I do
i dont always talk this much but when i do i probably means im awake
I dont always have time to study But when I do
I dont always get a tracking-number But when i do i track the shit out of it
I dont always practice my turnovers in the offseason but when I do
I dont always pee in public But when i do
I dont always Go on school holidays but when i do i make sure im sick for them all
I don't always celebrate the 4th but when i do
i don't always wear socks but when i do they are man socks
I don't always start small businesses for fun but when i do
I dont always quit without saving Bet when i do it's a whole days work
I don't always fall for a girl but when I do She becomes my best friend and tells me I'm going to make some girl the happiest ever
I don't always love a guy But when i do
I don't often reach out to others for help but when I do i'm usually ignored by family and friends
I don't watch football But when I do
I don't always jio malay for tea break But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO ERIC CLAPTON But when I do
I don't always wait for Monday But if it's a Salary day I can't wait
I Don't always go to the gym  But when i do 
i dont always interject in  a conversation irrelevant to me but when i do i interject voluntarily...
I don't always ditch my friend...  But when i do its Kyle
I don't always eat chips and watch 'office Space' But when I di 
we don't always ask customers for their names but when we do
i dont always vote for jdroid but when I do its for the nwo and free cookies
i DON'T ALWAYS eat bacon but when i do
i don't always thank my best friends  but when i do i make them feel thanked
I don't always eat pop tarts but when I do
I don't always play ingress but when I do
I dont always watch the world cup
i Dont always clog the toilet  but when i do
I don't always dance but when i do i'm the sexiest  school girl on the dance floor
I don't always get drunk... but when I do
i don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always drink Dos Equis but when I do
sometimes i give a shit about my memes
i don't always receive a text message but when i do
I dont always study but when I do theres no internet
I don't always drink beer but when i've handed in  my thesis
I don't always write here but when i do i make sure it's in lithuanian
I don't always think of you But when I do
I don't always drive on the right side of the road But when i do
I don't always turn off my phone but when i do
we banged didn't ask her name
she's your mom maybe we can work out something
MURDER YOU'RE FAMIL
I don't always write but when I do
i dont always construct things but when i do i make sure its additional pylons!
i dont always smoke  but when i do i prefer sti's
I don't always do this.... but when do I'm fucking epic at it
I don't always bang hard but when i do she won't go home
I don't always score own goals but when i do i play for brazil in the world cup
i don't always say when i've made a mistake but when i do
i dont always fart but when i do
I dont always check that ass but when i do
i dont always construct things but when i do i make sure its additional pylons!
I don't always masturbate when I'm on fetlife but when i do.............................................
I don't always use my brain But when I do
They say that love is more important than money.... but have you ever TRIED to pay ur bills with a hug??
I don't always laugh at women in the army but when I do they are pretending to be infantry
'I don't normally drink Beer' 'But when I do
I don't usually bleed when I shit but when I do
i don't always smell but when i do i use my nose
I don't always work on wednesdays But when I do
i don't always play league of legends but when i do
I don't always watch the Beverly hillbillies but when I do
I dont always forget to use defensive stace but when i do
I don't always know what day it is But today is Friday! Yeaaaaaaah!
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always make friends But when I do
I don't always let one go that smells like a rotten burrito so consider it your birthday present
I don't always sit on your lap But when I do
I don't always go diving but when i do
i don't always send drunken texts and snapchats but when i do i send 53 nonstop starting at 12am to everyone
i don't always do something stupid but when i do
I dont always wanna get better But when I do
i don't usually finish my memes but when i do
?ני ל? תמיד הולך להרצ?ות טולקינ?יות של ?נשי? ל? מוכרי? ?בל ?? כן
I dont always drink mojitos But if i do
I don't drink
i SEE SOME PEOPLE ARE MENTIONING PYLONS AND COPYING MY STUFF DONT WORRY
I don't always beat fenhoussen but when i do
I dont always get blowjobs but whenever i do... aaaaaah! yes girls just like that!
One more wake up Till booze and pussy.
I don't always buy a GSXR 1000 But when I do Abbott gets me a good ass deal
I dont always quit my job but when I do I do it in the summer
I dont always use windows but when I do it crashes
I dont always get life  by my own flesh but when I dont it is by HUuuMANS that wish to pay me tribute!
I don't always get in TROUBLE when I don't dosomething But when i do
I don't always walk 500 miles But when I do
I Dont always confirm customers details But when i do
I dont always play as the terrans But when I do I am jacked up and good to go!
i dont always get on the draught and jaga but when i do its with ben parsissons
i dont always say no but when i do its to hmmmming
I don't always 3barrel bluff But when i do I get called
i DONT ALWAYS TRY TO STEAL BARON BUT WHEN i DO I USE IGNITE
I don't always play chess but when I do I win every game
i don't always shit but when i do
I dont always hit people... But when I do I use a ULTRA COMBO!!!
I don't Always make a goodbye card to a Teacher But when I do I make it funny
I Dont Always mess up directories with gzip but when I do
ma boy
i don't always go out in public... but when i do
I don't always wear underwear but when i do its a speedo
I DON'T ALWAYS COOK BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS COOK BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always shoot heroin but when i do
I don't always comment using memes but when i do
I don't always do police work but when I do its for the Kaikaty's
My
i dont always subscribe to others but when i do
I dON'T ALWAYS SMOKE 'MILDS'  bUT WHEN I DO. . . I FEEL MILDY TRASHY!
i dont always do a mother on mothers day  BUT WHEN I DO I DO HER MOTHER AS WELL
i dont always laugh at bad memes but when i do... never mind
I don't always eat vegetarian
i don't always work with men too cool for cell phones BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT ALWAYS SHARE FOOD BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always get tan But when I do
ECE doesn't always click pictures. But when we do
I DONT ALWAYS GET PISSED BUT WHEN I DO - cOLIN
I don't always let one go during an interview but I had curry and I hope You'll forgive me
I don't always throw my candies But when I do I always aim straight to the head
I don't always drink beer  But when I do I always have to reassure everyone I only drink occasionally
I don't always crash gmod  but when I do
I don't always like Justin Bieber But when I do
I dont always drive during exercise but when i do
I don't always go to a university but when I do its not ugi university
i don't always ask for phone number but when i do
I don't always go to London at the weekend But when I do I make sure I get an upgrade
I DON'T ALWAYS DO ASCII ART BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always get cookies but when I do
I don't always drink beer  But when I do I always have to reassure I only do it occasionally
I don't always bitch about my job But when I do
i don't usually pick up my phone no really
I don't always wish Dee a Happy Birthday but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE PEOPLE bUT WHEN i DO
i dont always decline speaking engagements due to me being so humble but when i do
I dont always get my clients to the first page of google But when I do
I don't always get intense crush on someone I barely know but when I do it's because I see something quite special
i don't always go to the new bajanet but when i do
i dont always plant claymore but when i do it kills my teammate
i don't always use gps but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DO BAD THINGS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always do crossfit but when i do i post pictures of it all over facebook
i don't always generate memes but when i do
I don't always download spinnin' releases but when i do
i don't always invest  but when i do
I don't always get asked out  But when i do
I don't always apply to guilds But when i do i make sure never to leave line breaks
I Don't Always get tired But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK WINE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't have many people in my life but I do have the beautifullest
I don't always vote
I don't always get paddle talks But when I do
I don't always get a new phone number But when I do
i don't always agree with rs but when i do
I don't always stay at your house  But when I do I steal your wifi
I don't always watch SVU but when i do... shit
I don't always scoop the litter box But when I do the cat runs right in and shits when I'm done
I don't always take selfies but when i do
I don't always flood location but when I do
I don't always call out fags But when I do
I don't always race  But when I do I make sure my car is faster
I don't always talk on the telephone but when i do
I don't always drink with Jim But when I do
bUT WHEN I DO
I DONT ALWAYS TRY TO PROTECT MY COACH BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink $3000 plonk but when i do i can't recall
i don't always buy candy bars but when i do
I don't always take biology midterms but when I do
I dont always maze But when i do sala larki ki maa behan aik kar deta hon
I dont always watch porn movies But when i do bc pori raat lun pukar k laita rehta hon
I don't always drink with Jim But when I do
wally isn't always gay but when he is
i don't always go to gay bars but when i do
I don't Always turn Water into wine But when I do
I don't always do labsims but when I do
I don't always drink plonk but when I do I can't recall.
I dont always shop for clothes but when i do
I don't always think Sarah's gay But when I do I'm chillin with my bitches!
I don't always lift...  Unless your Terence.
I don't always talk Alex jones But when I do
I don't always wait till the day before to do an assignment  but when i do
I don't always break the rules... ...But when I do
I don't always get what I want But when i do i call you instead of texting you so you don't have time to make up a lie about why you can't hang out
I DONT ALWAYS BUY MIDDLEWARE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always put toast in the toaster for an extra five seconds But when I do
I don't always watch movies  But when I do
I don't always schedule conference calls but when i do i include the leader pin because i'm not sure what i'm doing
i don't always study at cwc  but when i do i get shat on
i dont always understand m&#228;r language but when i do
I DON'T always turn everything into an issue oh wait - yes i do
I don't always ask people to prom But will you go with me
I don't always drink coffee... nevermind
I don't always check my bookmarks but when i do i browse them all
I don't always make small talk But when I do
i don't ALWAYS reviews SOI But when i do i always want to kill myself
I don't always get kidney stones... oh wait.....yes I do!
Go fuck yourself
i don't always listen to music but when i do
Idont always yell at lovie but when i do its because i want to
i don't always try to find out what my friends are up to but when I do
I don't always hate meetings But actually I do.
WHEN YOU KNOW YOU BALLSED UP REALISING YOU SHOULD ADMIT IT AND NOT HIDE IN THE SHADOWS OF GUILT
I don't always read fiction but when I do
I don't always cuss BUT when I DO I get banned from many sites :D
i don't always lagg out... but when i do. jelle...
I DON'T ALWAYS LEAVE WORK ON TIME BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always test my code... but when i do
i dont always kill people but when i do
I don't always have a friend with beneits but when i do it's because we're friends and we can
I Don't Always sign Petitions But when I do
i rarely direct my post at anyone but when i do 
I don't always drink too many beers Awww Fuck it .....yes I do
i don't always date dominican women but when i do i hide my wallet and wear 2 condoms
i don't always play for the sabres... but when I do...nevermind
i don't always jerk off but when i do it feels good
I don't always update my status but when i do
I dont always give printers a public IP but when I do I expect to get random prints 24x7
i don't always do math but when I do the numbers don't add up
I don't always reply to my status but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS REACH LAND BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always freeze up But when I do it's never during ADVERTISEMENTS
I don't always take selfies But when I do
I don't always have Meltdowns But when I do you should probably have an ark handy
I don't always shutter the san diego opera But when i do
I don't always finish my sentences
I DON'T ALWAYS APPLY TO OTHER COMPANIES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always understand women But when i do
I don't always watch cricket but when i do
I dont always abuse but when i do
I don't always win competitions but when i do
I don't always send messages to the wrong people but when i do i make sure it's on crazy family run on
EN AJA AINA MOPOAUTOLLA MUTTA KUN AJAN
I Don't Always USE MY HEADPHONES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't alWays forget what I was sayIng
i don't always waste time making memes but when i do
I dont always play league but when i do 
I DON'T ALWAYS KICKON ACTUALLY I DO
i don't always hijack a plane but when i do
I don't always do altruistic things
I don't always get pins and needles from reading too long on the toilet But when I do I stand up and walk like a newborn goat
I dont always make facebook statuses but when I do
I don't always take screenshots of people's facebook…. but when i do
i dont always crowdfund but when i do
i don't always use facebook but when i do
i don't always go to school but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS TALK ABOUT PREDESTINATION WITH MY GIRLFRIEND BUT WHEN I DO I END UP WITH A HEADACHE AND BEING TIRED FOR WORK THE NEXT DAY
I don't always go crazy over home depot and lowes Clearance deals... ....who the hell am i trying to kid
I dont always drive my z but when i do
I don't always do something but when i do
i dont always escalate to t2 but when i do
I don't always send voicenotes over whatsapp but when I do
I don't always like drummers But when I do
we rarely finish above .500 but when we do we brag like assholes
Do you EVEN RELEASE?
i don't always fly an aeroplane but when i do
I dont always fuck Nathans mother but when I do he's OK with it
i don't always manually text on my phone but when i do
I don't allways tell jokes  but when I do
i don't always coupon shop but when i do it's 9:45pm wednesday night at publix
I don't always attend lectures but when i do i leave halfway through
I don't always feel sleepy But when I do
I don't always CRITICISE  but when I do
i don't always chew gum but when I do
I don't always remember when it's drill weekend but when i do it's because my huband's friends exchange 8998345 text messages in a group chat before 6am.
i dont always ride  but when i do i usaually break something
I don't always drive But when I do I make sure to crash the car
i don't always receive important e-mails but when i do
I don't always speak my mind no
I DON'T ALWAYS RAGEQUIT BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ON POKERSTARS
Sadako doesn't always refer to himself as the third person... but when he does
my dogs dont always startle the shit out of me barking at 3am but when they do its because someone knocked on a door in a tv show i was watching
I don't alway say
I dont always get fired on The Job But when I do
i dont always.. ..........................................................................................................
I dont always take antibiotics but when i do
i don't always eat salad but when i do
I Don't Always talk to myself But when I do
I don't always know everything and everyone Wait 
we dont always lose but when we do it's because of freezing ad
I don't always study for exam But when I don't I don't
I don't always listen to rock music But when I do
i dont always feel like arguing But when i do
I do not always insist that Debbie Daugherty attend game day But when I do
I don't always drink on weekends anymore  But when I do I drink until Sunday.
I don't always look like peter Morse Oh no
i don't always turn up for group presentations but when i do i talk utter shit and then burn my group to make myself look good...
I don't Always Set Booleans in an If Statement. But When I Do I use InLine If.
I don't always make phone calls in public. But When I do I ask for the nearest land line.
i don't always get restless leg syndrome  but when i do it reminds me i'm 80
I DON'T ALWAYS REJECT WOMEN BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always wipe off straight away but when i do i use her curtains
i dont always watch inkmaster but when i do i vote 'sausage'!
I dont always lean on this table but when I do
i dont always talk to toilet seat but when i do
I don't always say something stupid But when I do
i don't always snoop but when i do
I don't always get married but when i do
i dont always abuse online but when i do i say physics k maa ka bhosada
I dont always study but when i do i beat my hi-score on flappy bird
i don't always blow things out of proportion but when i do
I don't always talk about how i take a shit but when i do i need two packs of toilet paper
I don't always like ads but  when I do
I don't always roll a Yatzee But when I do
I don't always try to start my car but when i do
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i don't always whear a mankini but when i do i wear speedo brand
i don't always listen to psychedelic music but when i do
I don't always look for love But when I do it's in all the wrong places
I don't always bang Lance's mom But when I do
i don't always wear a hat but when i do
I don't always flip my car at daytona but when i do
I don't always use a condom but when I do
WE don't always F up payments But when we do
i dont always manage my employees but when i do
i don't always fart in my office but when i do
I DOn't Always go to the library But when i do
I don't always go to subway but when i do
i dont always troll but when i do i troll mac bots
I don't always correct people who ask 'how far was that marathon?' but i do want to slap them in the piehole
I don't always lose ranked but when i do it's loss prevented
I don't always fall in love but when i do it's with a girl who has a boyfriend
i don't always use facebook chat but when i do the person gets off right after i click their name
THESE ENDLESS MEMEs MAKE OUR ALREADY TRIVIAL LIFES LESS MEANINGFUL YOU WASTRELS
I dont always lısten to music But WHEN I DO RANDOM ACCESS MEMORIES
I dont always but when i do i blame the jews
I don't always ski the day after valentines  But when I do it's with my girl BAM
I don't always talk smack but when I do it is somewhat relivant
I DON'T ALWAYS FINISH SENTENCES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always support boycotts But I when I do i'd boycott those bloody Zionist kikes back to jericho
I don't always support boycotts But when I do I support boycotting those bloody zionist kikes all the way back to jericho
i dont always drink but when i do i drink the whole bottle of vodka on accident
I DON'T ALWAYS BUY A TOYOTA HILUX BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always eat butter but when I do it's grassfed and I get it from the sunshine shoppe
I don't always get fucked by Lou  But when I have time he's sleeping
I don't always backup the data  but when I do its after I've repaired clipart
I dont always go to a concert but when i do
I don't always understand subjects but when i do
I don't always make fun of college kids at basketball games... but when i do
i dont always go to my home group but when i do its to pick up a key tag
I don't always laugh in public... But when I do
I don't always Drink beer but when i do...it is usually in the shed
am i the only one around here who accidentally uses the wrong picture?!!
i don't always wear condoms . . . but when i do
I dont always  go to  Cantrells Hiram Station but when i do... it is to hear the 404 band
I don't always listen to Declare Independence But when i do so do the neighbours
i don't always drunk text but when i do
I dont always watch american history X But when i do
I rarely drink soft drinks
I don't always wash my car But when I do
I don't always change my deepest convictions but when i do
Jimmy Fallon Doesn't always have a popular bit like 'thank you notes' but when he does
I don't always tell people what button they need to press in a game But when I do
i don't always wear socks without shoes but when i do
I Don't aLways play Pubs But when i do
I DONT ALWAYS DO FLUID MECHANICS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always go crazy for football  But when I do
I don't always update my Facebook status But when I do I'm taking a shit
I don't always make memes myself but when i do
I dont always shit at the gym but when i do i prefer to wear my headphones like travis glisson does
I DON'T ALWAYS OVERDO JOKES LIKE THIS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always give a shit But when I do
i don't always get all green lights but when i do
I don't always use office dishware but when i do
I don't always shoot deer in a bad spot  But when I do my name is Whitney
i dont always ride in the rain but when I do
I don't always itch my butthole But when I do I smell my finger in .0987 seconds
I don't always listen to dream theater but when i do
I don't always talk to people that voted for Obama But when I do there's usually a pane of glass between us
I don't always post on Facebook  But when I do
i dont always travel to frisco but when i do
i DONT ALWAYS PLAYFULLY FIGHT bUT WHEN I DO
A sub is for life. to be trashed within an inch of!
gua ga pernah nonton conser cjr sekalinya gua nonton cjr gua langsung terjun dari atas monas
I don't always get a pay check but when i do
I don't always listen to abba but when i do
i dont always put fishsticks in my mouth but when i do i'm labeled a gayfish
I don't always post on facebook But when I do
I dont always turn My music down while im driving But when i do the cops are usually behind me
i Dont ALWAYS TALK TO LEBOS BUT WHEN I DO I SAY SHU 80
I don't always beat a dui rap... but when i do
i don't write code very often
I DON'T ALWAYS KARAOKE BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always make memes but when i do maddi loses her mind
I DON't always gank mid but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LET PEOPLE DIE BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always ignore mack's advice but when i did i lost my virginity
I don't always get glue on my fingers while making crafts But When I Do
but the ones i have are like wayne noel. happy birthday wayne
I DON'T ALWAYS DO SUDO BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS SEE YOU AS MUCH AS I'D LIKE TO BUT WHEN I DO YOU'RE ALWAYS LOOKING CUTE
I don't always drink milk. but when i do
I don't always push my fingers into my eyes
I dont always sleep long But when i do i sleep til i fall asleep again
I dont always make sense but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS TYPING BUTWHENIDOITSGOTNOSPACE
i don't always sell my soul but when i do i sell it to the worlds largest supplier and manufacturer of drilling rig components
I Dont always share vıdeos but when ı do
I don't always get mad but a meme making fun of my branch of services pisses me off!
I don't always wear clothing but when I do
I dont always invite argentinian girls at home but when i do i call them 'friends'
I DONT ALWAYS ARISE FROM SLUMBER AT NOON BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always pass the puck but when i do
I don't always play guitar but when I do I rock it like a drummer should
I don't always weigh myself in the morning but when I do
I don't ALWAYS work when i'm supposed to but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS GO TO DISNEYLAND BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always take Adderall to do homework But when I do
I don't Always read the foreign captioned memes But when I do I use a middle eastern accent and don't understand them.
I dont always talk to Northwestern Mutal employees But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS UNDERSTAND INTERNET MEMES BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always drink beer for breakfast unless its michelle obamas birthday
I don't always play hide and seek but when I do I immediately have to pee
I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE MEN BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink vodka... But when I do
I don't Always drink vodka But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE A GIFT BUT WHEN I DO IT'S LEGeN... WAIT FOR IT...  ...dary
I don't always upgrade fisheye But when I do
I Don' always hold a webcast But when I do I  make sure to be totally unprepared
i don't always score goals on fifa but when i do
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always agree with fred but when I do i Yabba Dabba Doo
i don't always talk to republicans but when i do I'm in front of their double wide asking directions
i don't always think i'm smart but when i do i go to school
I DON'T ALWAYS referencE a long argument in a text  BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always insult coalition supports But when I do their party won the election
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY SKYRIM BUT WHEN I DO I CTD
I dont always drink xx  but when i do i make these memes
i dont always do leg workouts but when i do
your home go drunk
I DON'T ALWAYS SHOOT SMALL BUCKS BUT WHEN I DO ITS BECAUSE SOMEBODY THOUGHT THEY COULD TELL ME NOT TO
i don't always use photoshop but when i do
i don't always watch tv but when i do
I don't always stir the pot on the internet but when I do
I dont always say sorry but when i do its because im bored and need more online faggots as friends lol
My breath doesn't always smell like butterscotch but when it does
I dont always watch doctor who. But when I do
I dont always write on the top of the meme
I don't always pack my lunch But when I do
I don't always cosume Alcohol But when i do everyone on facebook knows the next day
I Don't always Cheer For FSu but when i do aubburn loses
i don't always make my bed but when i do
i dont always wish someone a happy birthday on facebook but when i do
I don't always make a meme but when i do
JUST BEcause I don't always call doesn't mean i'm not thinking of you everytime i browse my cell while taking a dump
i don't always bash gays but when i do i use a dos equis bottle
i don't always wish people happy birthday but when i do
i dont always check-in at facebook but when i do it should be at 'Şahdağ'
I dont always give cold days But when i do it's -10000 Degrees Celcius
I dont always ask for traffic But can you visit my blog http://www.bloggingshiksha.com
i don't always make memes but when i do
I don't normally Meme for 3 hours at night but when i do i go bang my wife afterward
I don't have anything to hide for the NSA but when I do
i Don't always go to pubs but when i do
I don't always argue on the internet But when I do
i dont always blow a 28 point lead but when i do
I dont always watch football but when i do
I don't always do Smokey Burn-outs but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS LOOK THIS GOOD NAH
I don't always post useless stuff on facebook but when i do
here's to another year pretending that i like people
I dONT ALWAYS QUIT DRINKING.. BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always care about football but when i do
I don't always see things but when i do it's what you did there
i don't always question the universe but when i do
I don't often blog but when I do
Somehow... You just won
I don't always go to river park yes i do lol
I don't always do servprep exams but when i do
I don't always lose arena match but when i do the fault it's of my team mate
I don't always hoard games But when I do
i don't always stalk people but when i do
I don't always watch the bears  and packers but when i do i root for the vikings
I dont always hate on TV shows But when I do
I dont Always put awsome posts on facebook but when i do some retards want to ruin somebody's reputATION
I DONT USUALLY PLAY FOOTBALL BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always say happy birthday... but when i do
I don't always troll people
I don't always drink bear but when I do
I dont always smoke but when i do i dnt stop
I DON'T ALWAYS WRAP PRESENTS BUT WHEN I DO
i always act smug but when i dont im sleeping
I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE SELFIES BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always shop at target But when i do
i don't always drink alcohol but when i do
i don't always drink beer but when I do I put it on my meme picture
i don't always have sex with my dream girl but when i do
I dont always text back But when I do
I don't always make brownies but when I do
Utah doesn't always allow gay marriage But when they do
I don't always play xbox but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO TESCO BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always deal with stupid people but when i do i stay calm and face palm
i don't always pee standing up but when i do I leave the seat down
I don't always drive 45 minutes in the snow to get to work But when I do
I dont always go afk while gaming but when i do
nelson mandela can kiss my ass
DELETING MY mEMES HUH? LOSER!!
I don't always post two selfies in one night yes I do
i dont always use always but when i do im woman
I don't always comment or like your posts. but paying attention is free.
i don't always rent apartments but when i do
i don't always carry a satchel but when i do
I dont always take a picture with 2 girls but when i do i make sure the lower  button of my jacket is loose
I don't always stop moving but when i do
I don't always watch shows 'on demand' when the kids are asleep But when i do i accidently click 'kids tv' & watch 5 min of barney before i realize what ive done
aš ne visada balsuoju europos parlamento rinkimuose
I don't always answer questions indecipherably but when I do I host through imgur
I don't always take selfies But when I do
I don't always use the full facebook site instead of mobile
I dont always get coffee at the grind But when i do i burn my Mouth
I dont always take out the trash but when i do
I don't always drink Oh wait
i didn't always know how to make my own memes But now that i do
I don't always make awesome across-the-room trashcan shots but when i do
I dont always not go hang with a pretty girl but when i do i talk to her on facebook the whole time
I don't always go shopping but when i do i go to walmert
I don't always like pages on FB But when I do It's Sunny leone
I don't always get a Handjob But when i do
I DONT ALWAYS SLIDE DOWN THE COTTAGE bUT WHEN I DO I LAUGH LIKE GOOFY
i don't' always let secrets slip but when i do
i don't always buy vibrating butt plugs but when i do i shop at doc's rubber goods
I dont always wear lipstick But when I do It's covergirl
I don't always want to go shopping But when I do
I don't always do my homework but when i do
I don't always Procrastinate But when its finals week I do
i don't ALWAYS TAKE A PICTURE BUT WHEN I DO...
i dont always bluff but when i do
I don't often check out my FB timeline but when i do
I DOn't always buy bitcoin but when i do
i don't always in fact
i don't always however
I don't always 9-0 with default but when i do
i don't always request extensions but when i do
I don't always change the world But whenI do
I DON'T ALWAYS LISTEN TO TROUBLE CATT BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have computer problems bUT WHEN i do
I don't ever block nato supplies but when I do
I don't always talk to women with FEMINISM degrees  but when I do
I dont always talk to liberal arts students but when i do
I don't always vote but when I do I vote joshua ron jacobs
I don't always meet new german girls But when I do I pee on them
I don't Always support Sri lankan government officials but when I do i Make sure its dr chris nonis
I don't always have one night stands But when i do it's with sexy european men who treat me right
I don't always listen to drake but when I do its to cry over my ex
I don't always vote for Phoenic Council But when I do
I don't always get wounded but when it's healing
i don't always eat corn dogs but when i do
I Don't always drink beer But when I do. I show it on a commercial
I don't always fart in my office But when I do
i don't always argue online but when i do
I don't always hate Wisconsin Ah
I don't always use essential oils But when i do
THE SAGE BOOK WHISPERER DOES NOT ALWAYS DRINK LITERS OF WINE.. BUT WHEN I DO IT'S WITH 'THE POPE' ON THURSDAY NITE 'SCANDAL' TV SHOW
I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE AN ARGUMENT BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always deny the special requests of friends and family but when i do
I don't always play mortal combat but when i do i kill someone to practice
I don't always shit on people but when I do They look like Tony Farina
I don't always take long breaks from guild wars 2 but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PICK UP S****Y QUARTERBACKS BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS STARE AT A MAORI'S BUTT BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS KNOW ANATOMY BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always buy ross valve kits  but when i do
I don't always go out drinking on a Friday But When I do
I don't always ask people to morp but when  i do
Nie zawsze organizuję konferencję w soboty ale jak to robię
I Dont Always Block But when I DO I Catch it
i don't always fight a meme battle but when i do i loose
I Don't Always shave but when i do i miss that ONE FUCKING HAIR
i dont always catch on fire from twerking  but when i do
I don't always get drunk but when I do one person always dies by daybreak
i don't always start a limited strike on syria but when i do
i don't always attack syria against the wishes of russia but when i do... WW3
i don't always watch derren brown but when i do
I don't always grow marijuana But when I do it's dat sticky icky skunky stanky danky tokey smokey shit.
I don't always make walls of text But when I do
I don't always message you  But when I do
I don't always post memes but when i do
COME OVER HERE ...Let me smell your fingers
So.. Use It
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TOURETTES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always sketch but when i do
I dont always love people But when i do the person is usually my twin Bailey
I don't always walk into a bar but when I do
libra icherbe m3aya merhaba bih
i dont always drink dodsgrogg but when i do
i dont always try to play football but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS SMOKE BUT WHEN I DO
I Don't Always Masturbate But When I Do I Use Voice
I don't always join  a fraternity But when I do
we don't always have a strike in our college but when we do
I don't always hear gossip
I Don't Always Lift Heavy Weights Just Kidding
I don't always use dating sites But when I do I attract creepers
I DON'T ALWAYS DREAM OF BEING A BAD ASS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always win bingo  but when someone else does i make them run dem jewelz b!
I don't always trim my bangs but when i do
I Don't always cook pasta But when i do
I dont always pose with a gun but when I do i look like i'm crying
I Don't always eat apples but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TAKE LOVE ADVICE FROM STRANGERS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always listen to helmet but when I do so does everyone else..
Yo no siempre comer en clase pero cuando lo hago
balance my budget i do it on the backs of the world's poorest
I don't always get to be Chef de Projet But when I do
I don't always rush a fraternity  But when I do
I don't always call my EAP But when I do
I don't always come home drunk but when I do
I don't always check in on fb But when I do it is to intentionally piss you off
I DONT ALWAYS INJECT DDOS BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT ALWAYS DO PHOTO COMMENT BUT WHEN I DO NOBODY CARES
I Dont Always Call People Bitches But When I Do It's Always Stanley
I PLAY TO WIN AND WIN TO PLAY TANKI
i don't always read over what i type
I don't always get a nickname But when I do
I don't always debug Solr queries But when I do I look in the page head
I dont always read page 3 but when i do
I don't always send my girlfriend dick pics but when I do
I don't always fall asleep easily  but when I do
Gw kaggak pernah dihukum ama guru sekalinya dihukum langsung dikeluarin dari sekolah
I don't always castrate Buckeye players But when I do it's by kicking their sister in the chin
I don't always like jason derulo  But when i do
I don't Always ask these questions But when i do
i dont always play roblox but when i do i play tycoon
I dont always cheat but when I do I always try to deny it.
i dont always jump from high altitudes but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE AT POKER BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always call the wrong number when dailing 9 First when calling out But when I do I hit an extra 1 and the Police show up
I don't always call the wrong number when dialing 9 first But when I do I hit an extra 1 and the police show up
I don't always use google chrome  but when i do
I don't always post about Carolina Crown But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY TONY HAWK'S PRO SKATER BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always see this meme but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS CUSS BUT WHEN I DO
i don`t always inject synthol but when i do
I don't always fuck up a meme But when i do; i use the wrong background for my text
I don't always post pictures in the comments But when i do it has nothing to do with the fucking post
i don't always add logic to my website but when i do
I don't always read USA today But when I do
i dont always go to fnm but when i do
I don't always play amtgard But when I do
I don't always watch JoJo's Bizarre Adventure but when i do
I don't always brush my teeth but when I do
I don't always visit the nurse's office but when i do it's the health center
I Don't Always dance But when I do
I don't always do a negative control but when I do it always comes positive
What has 132 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper
Kyuurix doesn't always play support but when he does
I don't always help a fellow Marine when he's falling out but when I do
If you came here to complain
I don't always miss you but when i do
I don't always listen to music But when I do
I Don't always ignore 'no trespass' signs but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS DANDEL ON EVERYBODY BUT MITER DOES
i don't always cheer like a girl but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE ONE NIGHT STANDS BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always 0 day you but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS LISTEN OTHERS BUT WHEN I DO I IMMEDIATELY UNDERSTAND THIS IS WRONG
i don't always shop at costco but when i do
I dont always look at an r/bestof post but when i do i always check the comments first to see if it's legit
I don't always start to masturbate But when I do it's because I was just scratching my balls
i don't usually flat stack but when i do its an easy bunk
I don't always WoW But when I do
I don't always check out beautiful women but when I do it's a Verified Vixen
I don't always give tech support but when i do it seems like i am always wrong even when i am right
I don't always like a song very much but when I do
I don's always take shitty pictures but when I do
I don't always sing karaoke but when i do i sing George michael's careless whisper
I don't always punch someone but when i do they die
I don't always make a pose but when I do
I don't usually appear in girls' dreams but when I do I rock their world
I don't always have tourette's but when i do
I don't always go to school at 6am in the morning but when I do
I DOn't always Fart But when i do
I don't always rev my xj But when I do I fountain gasoline out of my exhaust and scare Moto GP drivers with its raw power
SELAMAT LIBURANdan pulang kampung! DAN HATI2 jalan
I don't always agree with Ron Paul
I don't always say I'm proud to be an american... But when I do
I don't always make millions playing in the nfl but when i do... I murder my friends 1/2 a mile from my house
I don't always say congratulations. But when I do
I don't always call KitNetDev But when I do
I don't always browse the internet but when i do use about.me
I usually dont last hit minions...  but when i do i steal them from adc
I don't always play dota but when i do
I  don't always pass a command on internet...  But when I do
J'dompe pas tout l'temps la clutch... ...Mais quand j'le fais
I don't always say something really funny But when I do
I don't always watch The nba Finals but when i do Miami wins
i dont always watch 'America Unearthed' on history but when i do
I don't always look in the mirror... But when I do
I don't always test my code but when I do
i don't always watch hockey but when i do it is to see the blackhawks kick a$$
i don't always volunteer for a peacekeeping mission but when i do
Air Force sucks dick to make rank. Navy sucks dick for pleasure.
Non ricevo spesso domande.. Ma quando accade
i don't always miss you but when i do
i don't always drink beer but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DO THE 69 BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE DAMN SURE IT'S WITH A WOMAN
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Hey xbox tech. I don't always play Xbox But when I do
I dON'T ALWAYS GET MY PRIVACY INVADED BY THE NSA BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always go to texas football games but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LIKE A FACEBOOK STATUS But when i do
i dont always listen to justin bieber just kidding
I DONT ALWAYS HIT ON GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't like going outside  but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE BUT WHEN I DO ITS ASHWIN FOR SECRETARY
i don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always play lol... but when i do
i don't always watch anime but when I do it is rwby
i dont always buy text books but when i do
I dont always laugh my ass off from memes but when i do
i dont always call you pumpkin but when i do
i dont always post letters but when i do
I Don't always fall off my bicycle but when i do i continue my ride in an ambulance
sTAY THIRSTY... FOR jESUS
I dont always open 9gag
i dont always drink apple juice ...wat...?i just dont always drink apple juice
i don't always use internet explorer but when i do
I dont always get drunk but when i do All i hear is cumbia! cumbia!
I Don't Always study for exams but when i do its the night before
I don't always CELEBRATE MY birthday but when i do
I don't always betray my 2nd in command But when I do
i dont always drink alcohol But wallahi bro
I don't always stay up until 6am writing an essay  but when i do
I don't always believe in god but when i do
I don't always go to a vacatioN trip But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS SHOP AT WALMART  bUT WHEN I DO i wear pajama pants and leave my dignity at home
I don'T ALWAYS POO WHEN I PEE BUT WHEN I POO
i dont always Dis people  But when i do its Fake ass Black people
I don't Always WORK from home BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always support auburn football but when i do
auto correct but when I do it current sleazy malts server
i'm not always jealous of beautiful women but when i am
i don't always do that BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always share pictures but when I do
idont always look at uranus but when i do its awesome
I dont always watch flashbacks BUT WHEN I DO I VOW TO NEVER WATCH ANOTHER
I'M not always in gay relations but when i am it is pretty fabulous
i dont always make pootis jokes but when i do
I don't always kill Zombies but when I do
i don't always go to car shows but when i do
I dont always speak russian BUT when i do
I don't always vote But when i do i vote for kevin and rishi
i don't always learn spanish   but when i do i watch  dora
I dont always watch matt cassel attempt to throw a football but when i do
I dont always print my documents But when i do i use a lot of paper and toner
I don't always procrastinate But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS GO TO GYM BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS THREATEN PEOPLE But when I do I start with breaking toes
i don' always fight with my boyfriend but when i do it's when he has a shitty day anyways
I don't always go onto you facebook page But when I do
I don't always set goals but when I do its 4am high on lsd
I DON'T ALWAYS ROLL BUT WHEN I DO I CAN'T READ MY CELLPHONE
i dont always do memes but when i do
i don't always do well in Ausveg footy tipping But WHEN i do i'm going BASK IN THE GLORY of MY AWESOMENESS
i don't always travel to pittsburgh but when i do
I don't always use firearms but when i do
I don't always blow a 4-1 lead in the 3rd period of game 7 but when i do
I dont Always do the dishes  but when i do i also throw a foam party
I DON'T ALWAYS SHARE motivational PICtures BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always tell my mother how much i love her but when i do its not on facebook
I DON'T ALWAYS CLIP MY NAILS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S ON PUBLIC TRANSIT
I don't always hear mexican music but when i do its played by the neighbors at 2 in the morning
i don't always play board games but when I do i go to mike's house
I DON'T ALWAYS write that kind of goddamn long text that  will get you bored before the sentence ends and impresses you so much it is long you never saw it before and you're wondering when it will end because since the sentence started there were no coma no semicolon and not any dot   But when I do
I usually don't make memes But when I do
but when I do
I don't always sell a home in the barcelonas But when I do
I don't always post on your wall But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO THE MOVIES BUT WHEN I DO I WATCH   I AM A DIRECTOR IN PLAZA
I don't always downshift
I don't always eat out But when I do I feel sick
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY TEAM FORTRESS 2 BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always fall for flattery  but when i do we have biertijd at 15.30
i don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always write extra irrelevant 500 word bullshit in my project But when I do
i don't always drink 16 pints of rum but when i do i go boom boom boom
I dont always hate on MINORITYs   but when i do its mexicans
I dont always sit in the garden but when I do I've got a crate of cans next to me
I don't always smile at boys but when i do
I don't always talk to Bachelor of Arts students But when I do
I don't always talk to Bachelor of Arts graduates
I DON'T ALWAYS USE THE PLAN B PILL. BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always play drums but when i do
i dont always listen to just beiber but when i do
i don't always steve boo
salt
I don't always say happy birthday on facebook But when I do it's because your birthday is on a memorable college drinking holiday.
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO N.C.STATE GRADUATES. BUT WHEN I DO
I don't Always ALIENATE people who are in and outside of the church  Oh wait yes i do
I don`t always understand a subject  BUT WHEN I DO Its after the test
I Don't usually Watch Videos Of Microsoft Sam Reading and Saying Things
i dont always pose but when i do
I Don't always compliment but when i do
i dont always initiate a dividend But when i do its $0.16
I don't always brag about my outdoor living space   but when i do....i tell my friends to call roney landscape group
I don't often make mistakes that's all
I don't Always study for exams But When I do
I don't always meme but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS CURL IN THE SQUAT RACK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always talk about hockey but when i do
I Don't always put it in her butt but when I do
I don't always think before I Act But When I do
I don't always drive on potholes
I don't always get up on time for class But when i do
I don't always make a meme but when i do
I don&#180;T ALWAYS TOUCH MY FACE WHEN i TAKE A PICTURE bUT WHEN i DO i MAKE SURE TO LOOK SERIOUS
I don't always order pizza Delivery But When I do it's because i'm at home by myself all day
I DON'T ALWAYS FANGIRL
I dont always vs Yasmin in a pokemon battle but when I do
I dont always party... but when i do it involves a hotel room full of hookers and a life insurance policy of coke
I don't always feed a troll. but when i do
i don't always wear skinny jeans what am i saying i don't wear that shit
I don't Alwaysuse an iphone but when i do
I don't always do     the 'TRacks' Dance But when I do
I don't always send messages but when i do
I don't always listen to pop music
I don't always visit KopyK@tz But when I do it's because of the 'Last movie you watched' thread in media
I don't always eat organic
i DON'T always watch pilots but when i do i make sure aramis is among the leads
I don't always fly u.s. airways but when i do
I dont always studies but when i do i get 0 outta 10
I don't always go out But when I do I lose something...
I don't always recommend video games but when i do they're fun as shit
I don't always use hand sanitizer but when my kids have pinkeye
i don't always finish a meme but when i do
I don't always put pictures on facebook but when i do
I don't always get mad  but when i do
I Dont't always vote for student council but when i do
I dont always use Brazilian jui-jitsu pick-up lines but when i do
i dont always walk into mordor but when i do
I don't Always Marry a Drug addict But when I do
I don't always blackout the internet
I don't always feel like i'm at the top of the gene pool but when i do
i don't always live behind enemy lines... but when i do
I Dont always study  but when i do
I don't always haver... But when I do
I don't always arrest bombing suspects but when I do I make them sit on a pressure cooker in a cement room
i don't always have extra hard drive space But when i do
I Dont always hate but when i do
I don't always travel But when I do
I don't always try to troll my studenst but when I do
I don't always Spin both WHEELS BUT WHEN I DO...  wonago
i don't always pray but when i do
I Don't always use my 1200's but when i do
I don't always finish a Tv series but when I do
I dont always have gay holidays with kiddo but when I do i make sure I claim a tax deduction
i don't always make jmc presentations but when i do i try to do my best
I don't always have access to a well stocked bar But when I do
I Don't Always Make Laws But when I do
I don't always unicycle but when I do
I don't always wank over dp's but when i do it is maya's
I don't always wish people on their birthdays but when i do
I don't always write too often and too much to crush but when i do..       I always do
i don't always win chair but when i do
i don't always listen to pantera but when i do
I don't always use dreamweaver But when I do
I don't always select the right answer but when I do it's still not the right answer
I dont always tell em But when i do I tell em 1
I don't always post on Facebook
Collin doesn't always LiKe men When he doesn't
I dont alway go to backwoods bluegrass bash But when I do I like to balance it on my head
I don't always test my programming But when I do I test it on a production server
i don't always hack someone but when i do
I don't always do my homework Yeah.
I DONT ALWAYS ARGUE bUT WHEN i DO don't argue back!
I don't ALWAYS eat in the gca cafeteria But when i do
I don't always Iron My Pants But When I do It's to put snoozer on my ass
i don't always take self portraits but when i do
i don't always do self portraits but when i do
i don't always use a metronome but when i do
I Don't always do inspections... but when i do
Mom doesn't always tell me to turn off my Pokemon gameboy game But when she does I am in  a trainer battle and cant save
I don't always celebrate someone's birthday  But when I do I make these pictureS for them
I don't always shoot 13 yes i do
I don't always eat out but when i do
I dont always get a rare drop but when i do i lose it in a flip
I don't always pay the minimum wage but when I do
I don't always wipe but when i do
I Don't always use a drop test But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS READ  BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always do threesomes but when i do 
I DON'T ALWAYS DNF    your cache but when i do i leave a new one 30 feet away
I Don't Always Miss goals but when i do 
I don't always use twitter but when i do
I don't always shut up But when I do it's when Nina tells me to
i don't always tell people i went to memphis law school... but when i do they want to know if i had sides
I dont always study chapter 24 but when i do
IM not always the sweetest guy ever but when i am
I don't always mine but when i do
I don't always sell a .50 caliber but when i do it's never to tyrants
I don't always read comics but when i do
I don't always read the paper but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS GROW A BEARD BUT WHEN I DO I JUST LOOK LIKE YOU
i don't always cheat on my wife and spend tax dollars doing it but when i do...i run for office again...
i've heard about macklemore and i don't usually buy music... But shit
i dont always PLAY jack queen but when i TOP I FLUSH OUT A BOTTOM
i don't always drink the last cup of coffee but when i do
I don't always find a green traffic light on my way but when i do i'm too far
I don't usually buy music on itunes but shit
#idontalways use hashtags #butwhenido i'm being 'ironic'
i don't always use hashtags #butwhenido
I DON't always take photOs BUT WHEN I DO I TAKE A HUNDRED OF THE SAME THING
i dont always use a public restroom but when i do
i don't always drink
i DON'T ALWAYS LIKE CHANGE BUT WHEN I DO I IT'S THE SUBJECT OF THIS CONVERSATION.
I DON'T ALWAYS GIVE A PERCENTAGE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S OVER 9000!
I dont always have sex But when i do
I dont always buy phones But when i do
I don't always lose to KU But when I do I blame the officials
I don't always watch Dexter's Laboratory When I do i F**k up his lab
i dont always watch animal planet but when i do i wonder what peta thinks
I don't always bowl but when i do i don't
I Dont always smoke n drive but when I DO. I use cruise control
I don't usually seed my torrents but when I do it's for Backtrack Kali. 5gb & counting uploaded...
I'M IN READY TO KICK SOME ASS
I don't always make charts But when I do
I don't alwayd see but when i do Is what you did there
I don't always take a decent shit in the toilet
I don't always disprove Kurt G&#246;del's incompleteness Theorem But when I do
I don't always vote for British Prime Minister but when i do
I don't always Step over the cordon but when I do I generally face plant
I don't always get bored at work but when i do
I don't always talk in groupchats But when I do it's to grammatically correct someone
i don't always miss anything in this group But when i do its the crystal sword quests posted
I don't always finish my homework But when i do
i dont always mow but if i do
I don't always administer medication But when I do
i dont always drink crappy beer but when i do its usually from mexico
I dont always listen to kid cudi but when i do
Agree with medha it's about crewnecks
i don't always recommend books to friends but when i do
i dont always try to talk when i brush my teeth But When i do
i don't always play basketball but when i do i break my fingers
i don't always talk about stobes but when i do
I don't always get kicked by a page but when i do i come back
I DON'T ALWAYS WORK LATE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always press the 'J' key to jump a long post But when I do
I don't always back out if my garage But when i do
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I dont always win meme wars... oh wait
I don't always get called 'Annoying' But when I do it's by people I've ignored foR 6 months
I don't always post a topic on reddit But when I do
i DON'T always eat kosher but when i do i prefer lamb shishkabobs!
I don't always have a midterm and two assignments due tomarrow But when I do my girlfriend makes sure she calls me to tell me she thinks she's pregnant
I Dont's always
I don't always do cardio but when I do it's called sex
I dont always level  1-90 But when i do
I don't always buy silk touch from auctions but when i do
I dont always want to kill myself but when i do
I don't always renew my drivers license But when I do
i don't always fill in the date on my vwia but when i do i earn my 2's
i dont always send push notifications But when i do i send 80 million of them
I don't always text you memes but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK ON IRC but when i do
I don't always build a campus out of loose-fitting Bricks But when i do
I don't always like girls  But when I do they're already in A Relationship
I don't always make a high score but when i do
I don't always share bandwidth
I DON'T ALWAYS WAVE MY HANDS IN THE AIR BUT WHEN I DO IT'S LIKE I JUST DON'T CARE
I don't always do bad things. but when I do
i don't always use genital herpes medication but when i do
I don't always give birthday presents But when i do i put the least amount of effort in it
i don't always go on 9gag but when i do
I don't always ask for help But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS SCORE A GOAL BUT WHEN I SCORE
throw an alabama rig but when I do
I don't always kill my co-workers but when I do
I don't always lend people money But when I do
I don't always post to reddit BUT WHEN I DO I BECOME A FAGGOT
i dont always stereotype and hate an entire group of people but when i do
I Don't Always throw parties But when i do
I don't always go to sleep but when i do
i don't always eat mac & cheese but when i do
I don't always check wmr... But when i do I crash the IRS servers by checking over and over and over
I don't always post on facebook but when i do
I don't always miss injects but when I do
I don't always get mad
I don't always do social media but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER so don't value my opinion of it very highly
I don't always go to Canada but when i do
I dont alwas skip strength work But when I do
I don't always debate Christians But when I do
i DON'T ALWAYS eat frozen chicken nuggets but when i do
I don't always bowl shiT but when I do I blame it on my high average
I don't always play trains But when I don't I still win
I Don't always drink beer but when I do it's on monday nights in paddy Barrys ....
I DONT ALWAYS DRINK DIET COKE but when i do
i don't always puke but when I do
I don't always 'high-five' people  but when i do
i don't always eat at taco bell but when i do
I don't always get involved in online discussions But when i do
I don't often ride mountain bikes but when I do
I dont always post 1337 times but when i do its 1338
i don't always drink nasty beer but when i do i'm on a damn picture
I hate dos Equis but i cant say that cause Thats not what im payed for
i dont always go to oklahoma but when i do
I Dont Always party But when i do i drink like a retard
I DON'T ALWAYS POP BUT WHEN I DO I CAN'T STOP
I don't always run :(){:|:&};:  but when I do
i don't always think about eating but when i do  i think about juicy braaaaaains
I don't always get muscle cramps but when i do
i don't always commit to attending men's day but when i do some jerk cancels it
i don't always have sex
I dont allways use my pistol but when i do i kill cops
I don't always have cheese on my burgers but when i do i have mask-a-pony.
i don't always put on hand lotion but when i do
i dON'T ALWAYS PLAY DEAD SPACE but when i do
I don't always dance bit when i do i make sure people ask me to get off the dance floor
I don't always listen to classic rock  but when i do i listen to bob seger and the silver bullet band
I don't always say 'Friendly' but when i do
I dont always lose big Poker pots but when i do
i dont always use #'s but when i do i use the wrong site
I don't always have cheese on my burgers but when i do i have mask-a-pony.
I don't always listen to epic music but when i do i feel immortal
I dont always complain on facebook but when I do its because i heard an XX song
I dont always get relieved in the field but when i do
I don't always write lotro tickets but when I do
I don't always have a prescription
I dont always talk to victoria but when i do
I Don't Always get into cars with strange men... But when I do
i dont always masturbate but when i do
i don't always surf the internet  but when i do
I'm not always laughing at people  But when i see you I can't help it
I Don't Always Stop at the atrium tables but when I do
I don't always have a birthday but when I do
I dont always smoke weed but when i do i make sure its not mine
I DON'T ALWAYS DREAM BUT WHEN I DO I CANT REMEBER A THING
I dont always conduct a quiz but when i do
I don't always drink beer But when I do I prefer to drink a lot of beer
I don't always listen to sports but when I do I prefer WMUH
i don't always use linked data but when i do they should be open
I don't always eAt like a fatty But oh wait I do
I don't always watch the superbowl but when I do
I don't always herp. But when i do I deep.
I dont always spend all my money But when i do
I don't always use the scientific method
i don't always listen to pain cylinder but when i do
I don't always lie but when i do
i don't always ask people if they became killers but when i do
I dont always make sandwiches But when i do i make naan sandwichs
i dont always admire another man but when i do
I  DONT  ALWAYS  DRINK   BEER  BUT WHEN  I  DO ITS  WITH  RICK LONG  AND  SHANE HOBBS
i don't always punctuate my facebook comments but when i do i do it with 'LOL'
I DONT ALWAYS ENTER GIVEAWAYS BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS GET MY TAX RETURN PREPARED AT LFM BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always eat at a kebab restaurant But when i do
i don't always listen to hiphop But when I do
I don't always use hash tags  But when I do
I don't always get into tv shows... But when I do
I don't always love you but when i do I disconnect
I don't always give tips in beginning photography  but when I do
I DON'T ALWAUS CANDITATE FOR ELECTIONS BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS CANDITATE FOR ELECTIONS BUT WHEN I DO
I Dont Always X-factor But When I do i make a comeback
i usually dont give a fuch well
i dont always give a biitch an ipad but when i do bitches love ipads
I don't always use Google+ hangouts but when I do I invite my facebook friends
I don't always have to take a dump
I don't always wish happy birthdays But I do when FB reminds me.
I DONT ALWAYS DRINK BEER   BUT WHEN I DO ITS HARD TO STOP
I don't always adventure But when i do
I dont always drive my punto but when i do she gets some abuse
I don't always date women online... but when I do
I dont always take photos in the snow But when I do
I don't always say KS But when i do
I don't always use the jets on madden but when i do
I don't always hit my quota But when I do
i don't always masterbate but when I do it's to fox news
i dont always que for ranked but when i do 'que es suppor?'
i dont always report people for ninja'ing but when i do... i lack screenshots
I don't always hear my neighbors but when i do they're louder than everything imaginable
I DON'T USUALLY PROGRAM BUT WHEN I DO iOS
I dont always cook onions But when i do they explode
I Dont Always pull the rhythm but when i do i shout at my friends several times for not pulling it as well
I DON'T Always MAKE LOGICAL STATEMENTS  BUT WHEN I DO I DON'T
I don't Always wake up with morning wood
I don't always talk to             u of a grads but when i do
i don't always update my facebook profile picture but when i do
one does not simply screw up memes like I just did
I don't always fall a sleep while watching a movie but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GO ON BREAK AT 10:30 BUT WHEN I DO JOHN'S NOT INVITED
I dont always speak on skype but when i do
I don't always get accidently locked in the bar all night but when i do
I don't always like posts But when I do I expect to get sex out of it
I dont always here carinah crying ...but wait... i always hear...
I don't always hate software updates But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS DANCE AT PARTIES JUST KIDDING.         i GO h.A.M.
i don't always ask a girl out but when i do
I don't always wake up but when I do
I don't post often on facebook BUT WHEN I DO IT'S SOMETHING AWESOME
saya tidak selalu main facebook sekalinya main
I'm nOt always uploading my mixes to mixcloud but when i do 
i don't always get even but when i do it's usually a plot line for next week's episode of person of interest
I don't always give a shit but when I do
I DON't ALWAYS GET ENGAGED BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always live without internet but when i do its because of my mum
i dont always fart but when i do its squeaky and in front of my crush
I dont always watch ocelote streaming but when i do he is feeding
and i'm like: 'I don't always go on rp servers
i don't always play in the national championship but when i do
I'm not always awkward  But wHen I am I'm on a date with a good looking girl
I don't always puke on my tux but when i do
people dont always post on my wall... but when they do its my birthday.
I dont always pee on sweaters But when I do it is 'Vi var f&#248;r deg's' sweater
I don't always down talk a president but when i do
i dont play xbox often but when I do i like to go on live
I Dont always swear on facebook but when i do. it means im about to come over to your place and chop your head off (:
i don't always crave for food at midnight on the weekends but when i do i go to rise in lodi for the midnight snack where james ( pooch ) runs the food out
i don't always talk sense but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SAY HAPPY NEW YEAR BUT WHEN I DO I FEEL LIKE A GAYWAD
i don't always remember god but when i do i either want something or am in some sort of trouble
I don't always throw beer at the t.v. but when i do i'm usually watching football
i don't always get off with girls but when i do i get foot cramp
I dont always drink alcohol but when i do
i don&#180;t always use a sniper rifle but when i do
i don&#180;t always use my heavy machine gun but when i do
i dont always miss your face but when i do i blame my sniper rifle
I don't always hate my partner but when i do
I DONT MOVE MY BOWELS OFTEN BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always get higher ping in viana but when i reach aveiro is playing hard all day
Gg
I don't always accept random fleet invites but when i do it's frood's
I don't always watch kdrama but when i do
i don't always role play with annalee... but when i do
I dont always play league of legends But when i do all of my teammates are retarded
I don't always finish my sentences
I DON'T ALWAYS THINK OF AN AWESOME MEME BY MYSELF BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always write self-reviews but when i do
i dont always generate memes but when i do
i don't always leave the bench but when i do
I don't always use macs... but when i do i throw them out the window!!
i don&#180;t always give you presents but when i do i use memes
I don't always wrap presents But when I do
i don'T ALWAYS WIN MY LANE BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always order presents at amazon but when i do 
I don't always throw a party but when i do
i don't always shave... but when i do
I don't always have a birthday party But when I do
I Dont always lag  But when i do im in australia
I donT always shit my pants But when I do
I don't always say I'm studying But when I do
I don't always watch 'Love Story' But when I do
But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY RANKED BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always hit my spears but when i do
i dont always sign up for mist soccer but when i do
I don't always make memes but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS PREVIEW MY LAYOUT BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always poo but when i do
i dont always SHOW UP  for raids but when i do i am high
i dont always respond but when i do i respond to misha
i usually dont play online games BUT WHEN I DO  i hear interesting things about my mothers social life
I don't always tweet
i don't always watch movies BUt WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE THAT EVERYONE ON MY FACEBOOK KNOWS IT
Kevin doesn't always pay attention to forum posts But when he does
i dont always dance gangnam style But when i do i choose To publicly Announce it tjrough a meme
i don't always fight you IRL but when i do.... i hit your face like it owes me money
I Don't Always go all in But when i do
hong kong besa mi culo
i don't always have swagg but when i do
I dont always do Chem Hw no really i never actually do it.....
I don't always give comments but when I do
I dont always go to the mall But when I do I conceal Carry
I dont always have line endings but when i do
i don't always complain BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always travel without Adequate Supplies But when I do
i don't always do the whole apology thing but when i do
I don't always update msk protocols But but I do
i don't always read analytic philosophy but when i do
i don't always play video games but when i do
I don't always completely make up statistics to argue a point but when I do
I don't always drink tea But when i do i'm sick as hell
I don't always develop feelings for people  but when i do it's 'not a good time for them to start seeing somebody'
SRY m8 have a drink wth me
I don't always launder money But when I do
I don't Always die in Counter Strike but when i do
I dont always get made chair of the group but when i do i make sure i get the least work.
I don't always tab Armagedda songs but when I do
Normally i do not kill someone but when they correct my spelling i do
i don't always need fire protection but when i do
i dont always click  but when i click i clickity click click click click
I don't always roll DEFENSE dice But when I do
I don't always do other people's homework But when I do
I dont always buy car parts but when i do
i don't always make economic's poster but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS CREATE THE BEST LEAGUE BUT WHEN I DO I HAVE TO RUIN IT FOR EVERYONE
i don't usually eat chicken but when i do
I don't always bottom but when i do
I don't always play basketball but when I do
i dont always watch duck dynasty  but when i do i laugh my balls off
I dont always drink beer
I don't always show up for senate hearings but when i do
i don't always wear a butt plug but when i do
I dont always lift but when i do its more than you
i don't always root for the eagles but when i do
I don't always read Textbook But when I Do
i don't always answer in class but when i do
Sekali post di 1cak langsung masuk legend
I don't always post after a lions loss... But when i do
I don't always get butthurt but when I do it is because I was raped in a mexican prison
I don't always make memes But When I do
I DON'T  always watch TV but when i do it's the HISTORY CHANNEL
I don't always update iTunes But when I do
I don't always work in bus but when I do
get friend requests I ignore them
i don't always have lockouts just whenever the sport gets big
I don't always get chat messages but when i do
Du Bist ain richtiga klaina
I Dont always go on the prowl but when i do
I﻿ don't always go to rave parties
i dont always like art histroy but when i do
i don't always pee standing up... but when i do
I don't always shower but when i do. 45 minutes.
I don't always go out with Indian chicks But when i do
I don't always get super drunk but when i do
i don't always watch college football but when i do i like to watch usc stomp clemsons ass
What if i told you I don't always say 'one does not simply'
i dont always ride foreign  but when i do its honda
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO MARTA BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE HER KEEP LOOKING INTO MY EYES ALL THE TIME
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I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO WYOMING BUT WHEN i DO
I dont always test my software but when i do its in production
I don't have to listen to this I've got tickets to prodigy
When I play ingress... google begs me for an invite!
I don't always take out the trasH But when i do
I don't always have rockets rain on me but when i do
i dont always make her angry
i don't always shave my head but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS USE A P90 BUT WHEN I DO
I DONT ALWAYS GET SICK BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always have anonymous gay truck stop sex but when i do
I dont always go out drinking  but when I do... I'm home by 10:00pm
i don't always write bad essays but when i do
I don't always watch leno but when I do
i don't always fail but when i do i run a risk of failure.
I don't always listen to christmas music
I dont always listen to greenday but when i do it's boulevard of broken dreams
i don't always play pacman but when i do
I don't always play songs twice But when I do
I don't always go home but when I do
I don't always lock myself out of the house
i Dont always jack off but when i do
I dont always Drink  but when i do i cry (sanaa)
I don't always hang out with beautiful woman
I don't always talK shit But when I do you won't do any Thing about
i don't always sign up on websites... but when i do
i don't always choose between chicken or beef... but when i do
i don't always do karaoke... but when i do i choose skrillex
I DONT ALWAYS STUDY FOR AN EXAM BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always drink beer but when i do
I dont always fail math tests But when i do its for math team
I don't always look at /r/gentlemanboners for hours But when i do I always do
I don't always wear dresses But when I do
i don't always talk to arts students but when i do
i don't always go to the gym but when i do
I dont always insult someone but when i do they use exactly the same insult as a comeback
i don't always talk to the middle class but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS GO TO THE GYM BUT WHEN I DO. I TRAIN UPPER BODY
i don't always take steroids but when i do
i don't allways come to events but when i do
GUE gak pernah ngerjain laporan sekalinya ngerjain
I don't always beat people off the line But when I do
I don't Always Study BUT WHEN I DO
I Dont always play pokmon but when i do
hi iam rory i shifted an elephant at bulgaden
I don't always use emacs but when i configure it I use VIM
I don't always code but when I do
I dont always wanna kill my friends girlfriends but when i do  i use dry ice to infalte there head and use asperiox acid to melt there eyes and have it bleed thru there ear drums!
I DON'T ALWAYS GET FRAPED OH WAIT
I don't always mention the word
i don't always go to a party but when i do it's for small children and there's no alcohol
I don't always chat on facebook but when i do
I don't always listen to Death metal but when I do
I Don't Always go to church but when I do
I don't always go to farms but when i do
I don't always care about the deficit. But when i do it's during a recession.
I don't always vote REPUBLICAN But when I do
i don't always understand women... ...
I don't always get excited over new games But when I do
i don't always get sued but when i do i win.. ifone
I don't always read memes in someone else's voice
i dont always use hashtags on facebook because they dont work
I don't always see people wearing CAMOUFLAGE but when i do
Hurricane sandy? yeah
I don't always flip my hair But when I do
I don't always go insane but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO THE SCHOOL TOILET BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always have an erection but when I do
I dont always wear tshirts but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE TYPOS IN MY MEMES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always call for an ambulance but when i do
I Dont always use the gym but when i do
i don't always drink beer. no
i dun wlways take number.. but on my bday i strike!!!
I Don't always lose in spl competitions but when i do
I dont always get into fights wait a second.. yes i do
i dont always make sammiches because you do it for me
I Don't ALWAYS GO ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO I SEE THIS OVER RATED MEME
I don't often draw something's gore & nasty But when I do
i don't always watch movies while riding the train but when i do
i don't always post memes but when i do
I don't fly international that often But when I do it's Austrian Air
i dont always play dota but when i do
i don't always have time for that
I don't always have sex in an apple orchard but when i do I come in cider
I don't always give a shit but when I do
I don't always look at my crush but when i do
I dont always realize when a girl is in love with me BUT WHEN I DO IT'S TOO LATE
I don't always do alignments But when I do I hit the accOUntshare Directly
I don't always claim i'm right but when i do you better listen
I don't always watch tv box sets BUt when I do I waTch every epiSode on one night
i don't always leave class to use the bathroom but when i do
I dont always fail in league of legends but when i do i blame jungler
I don't always walk barefoot... But when I do
i don't like a lot of people .
I dont always cook but when i do it's a masterpiece
I dont always drag my Static drop Dime But when I do its coming in and out of the garage
They told me to stop drinking beer I buried them in a keg.
I dont always take the stairs But when I do
i don't always drink kool aid but when i do
i don't always have insomnia but when i do
I dont always build igloos But when I do
I dont Always fall But who am i kidding?? I always fall...
I don't always comment on fb But when I do its with a meme
I don't always get laid... but when I do
I Don't Always Go to War
I don't always need help but When i do
I don't always go on facebook but when i do
i don't always give up a daughter... but when i do
i don&#180;t always make a meme but when i do
Something All the time
I don't always throw things in skips but when i do
I don't always guess on minesweeper but when I do
I don't always generate memes but when i do
i dont always vote But when i do i dont  vote for establishment candidates
i dont always answer my phone  but when i do its to tell you how much of a dumbass you are
I don't always have a twisted fate on my team but when i do
i dont always camp but when i do ... just kidding
i don't always clean the bathroom but when i do
I don't always come into the office But when I do
I don't always bet on the Tigers Except when they play the Yankees
i dont ALWAYS DRIVE E-100 BUT WHEN I DO DRIVE
i don't always finish my sentences  but
I don't always carry a binder full of women But when I do
I don't always tell Russia to veto something But when I do I have oil
I don't always do cool things but when I do I give the glory to god
I dont always watch soap operas but when i do i read them on internet
i don't always wanna go to bed but when i do i got homework
I Don't Always get a water cup But when i do
i dont always run  but when i do im fast!!!
I'm not always in a meme but when i am i'm in a meme
I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE BUT WHEN I DO
I Don't always vote but when i do
The Macarena was invented when he lost his wallet! in chicago!
The Macarena was invented when he lost his wallet! in chicago!
I don't usually share my beer but when i do
get a pentakill but when i do
i don't always wipe but when i do
I don't always stop pinning for five minutes but when i do
I don't usually grow a moustache But when I do
I don'T always go to straight bars but when i do i make sure i get wasted
I don't always talk out of my ass But when I do
I dont always dont always  but when i do
I dont always generate memes but when i do
i don't always vote republican but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS FINISH MEMES .
I dont always drink alcohol but when i do it
i dont always like it but when i do
I don't always get the shits but when I do it's cause of dos Equis
i dont always get into fights but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS GET SICK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always rap But when I do
I don't always have a problem with your page But when I do it's with the exceptional learning curve of your admins
I don't always slack off at work But When I do
I don't always f5
i don't always watch youtube VIDEOS  but when i do the ad don't come on
I don't always stay to watch a TRAINWRECK But when I do I bring popCorn
I dont always phone glastonbury but when i do
if i were a priest
I Don't Always study But when i do
I dont always make MEMES BUT when I do
Break cart doesnt always come but when it does
I DON'T ALWAYS say i don't always but when i do
I don't always make trolls But when i do
I dot always get sick But when I do it during school holidays
I DON'T USUALLY ADVERTISE ON MEMEGENERATOR BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always talk to unc graduates but when I do
i don't always cut gym but when i do
I Don't always Fail my midterms But when I do
I Don't always dump cheese all over my Bibbers... But when I do I make sure i do it at a home football game the night before a competition
i don't always win the lottery but when i do i lose my ticket
i don't always report bugs but when i do
I don't always cross my fingers but when i do
I don't always feel embarrassed about where i come from but when i do
i don't always answer elias calls but when i do
I dOn't always have a jar of dirt But when i do
I don't anways want my servers populated
i don't always write essays but when i do
i dont always ride my motobike but when i do its for the distinguished gentlemans ride
I dont always Listen to a girl but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS DROP A-LEVELS AND PICK FOUNDAITON BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always use Internet explorer but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS USE CAPS LOCK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always cry but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DANCE BUT WHEN I DO IT'S GANGNAM STYLE!
I dont always eat tootsie rolls but when i do
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I DON'T ALWAYS POST ON THE INTERNET BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always send emails but when i do i attach funny pictures as visual Aids
I dont  always buy new stuff But when I do
i'm not always smart but when i am
help
i don't always say bad things about otraitor but when i do
I Dont Always support feminists but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS USE AFTER EFFECTS But when i do
i DONT ALWAYS RUN A MINECRAFT SERVER BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always use the elevator but when i do 
i don't always get trolled by the rabbi but when i do
I don't always play with just the tip but when I do
I don't always drink beer but when i do
so jagex you wanna take down epicbot? dont worry
i dont always talk to people  who smoke pot but when i do
I don't always pose in photographs... But when I do
i don't always make sense but when i do i gahfloopadeegoo
i don't always jerk off but when i do
I don't always update iOS
i don't always throw pizza but when i do
i dont always play master of puppets but when i do it sounds like diesel generator
I don't always use Sitrep PRo But when I do
i don't always shop at the thrift store but when i do... look at me!
I DONT ALWAys party with bad ass soldiers
i don't always participate in a spitting contest but when I do
I AM NOT OFTEN AT JAVASCRIPT EVENTS BUT WHEN I DO
Stay thirsty
I don't always have $50
I DON'T ALWAYS BEAT TRUSTWORLDWIDE BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always talk about fight club but when i do
I don't ALways pluralize words but when i do
i dont always unbox unusuals in tf2 but when i do
I don't always be talkin' likes a pirate but when I be
i don't always get requests from men to give them a bj but when i do
i don't always be talkin' likes a scurvy pirate but when I be
i don't always use character fb application but when i do
I don't always bring a water bottle into the cafeteria but when i do sodexo makes me leave it at the front desk so i don't steal water
i don't always throw an apple out a driving car but when i do
I don't always have calculus homework JK
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE THE URGE TO SCRATCH BUT WHEN I DO
I Dont always queue up for the latest iphones but when i do i expect more than a widescreen 4s
i don't always drop dishes in the uc but when i do
I'm Not bossy My Opinions are Just Better than Yours
I don't always ring my housemate But when I do I interrupt him tossing one off
i don't always buy a bike but when i do it gets stolen
I dont always get called Shadow Knight But when i do - bygger op rabat kupongr
I don't always get drunk but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS text you but when i do
i dont always try to find sex memes on the internet but when i do
I dont alwyas make meems but wen i do
i dont always walk with gay guys but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS COME ONLINE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always start shit But when I do I blame everyone else
I don't Always Misuse Memes Because it makes things awkward
RANDWICK's 'THE SPOT' WHAT A SHIT HOLE
i don't always watch tv but when i do its at the gym
I don't always am living at night but when I do I am Living after midnight
I don't always steal things when people try to show them to me but when I do
I don't always upload a meme But when I do I spam F5 to see who liked it
I don't always listen to random music but when i do i skip the first song
I don't always stay out this late but when I do
I dont always cook at home but when i do
i don't always get football bets up but when i do i be sure to let facebook know
i don't always clean my golf clubs but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS LIME ON SUNDAY NIGHTS BUT WHEN I DO
I DON't ALWAYS JUMP IN PHOTOS BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE I LOOK LIKE NIGEL
i dont always drink domestics but when i do i prefer yuengling
I don't always walk home but when i do a thunderstorm appears
I don't always bend the knee but when i do
I DON't Always drink beer But when i do its in the shower
I don't always fail at games but when I do
i don't always listen to Jamey johnson
I don't Always steal camshafts but when I do i disappear and forget about it
I don't always check my religion at the door
I DONT ALWAYS SEND CHAIN MESSAGES BUT WHEN I DONT... I HATE DYING THE NEXT DAY!
listen to demi lovato i hear auto tune
I don't always go to a majlis but when I do
I don't always do my homework but when i do it's due in 2 hours
I dont always get random boners But when i do
I don't always find abra But when I do
I don't always rewrite quote posts but when I do
i DON'T ALWAYS KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS bUT WHEN I DO
stay sexy mr erik demchak
I don't always fall for a girl but when i do
i don't always order taco bell but when i do
i dont always listen to lil b but when i do i disable scrobbling
I dont always have alzheimer's but...........
I don't Always watch football But When I do the Giants are usually winning
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY POK&#201;MON BUT WHEN I DO THE battery is empty
I Don't always drink hard alcohol but when i do
i dont always get into kings when playing handball but when i do i never hack it when i get out
I don't always pick weaver but when i do
i dont always have sex but when i finish
I don't always wear a backpack on saturday but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS CHOP BUT WHEN I DO ITS A MONSTER
i don't always ignore my friends on the weekend but when i do
I DON`T ALWAYS DO SOMETHING STUPID BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE MY BED IN THE MARINE CORPS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always carry a LOL game but when i do
i dont always take vacation but when i do its in my backyard
i don't always wear diapers but when i do
i don't always masturbate but when i do
I don't always speak to chairs But when I do
I don't always raise hell on uat's but when i do
I don't always watch anime but when i do
i dont always make memes but when i do
i don't always play ranked matches but when i do
I don't always 'like' a status but when i do it's always my own
I don't always recycle old memes But when I do they Rate higher than the originals
I don't always play slender But when i do
i dont always skate  but when i do i ride independant trucks
I don't always wish that I had a Hogwarts education.  But when I do
I don't always hate the beer i buy but when i do i never throw it away
I don't Always use facebook but when i do
I don't always have original content but when I do A Big page posts it and takes credit
I don't always get incredibly drunk but when i do
je ne fais pas tout le temps des mis&#232;res &#224; mes coll&#232;gues Mais quand j'en fais
i dont always go to halloween parties but when i do i dress up as a fairy
i don't always make memes but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH DISNEY CHANNEL BUT WHEN I DO IT'S BECAUSE OF DEBBIE RYAN
I don't always jump out of windows but when i do i make sure i'm running from the cops
I don't always make metal gear games but when i do
I don't always have plans on the weekend
I Don't always bring drugs or alchohol onto the premises  But when I do I am swiftly turned into the paddock lake p.d.
I don't always WIN at craps
I don't always make memes but when i do haters can stfu
I don't Always Squat But When I do
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE BONER BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always talk to republicans but when I do
i dont always get drunk but when i do  i have to meet face ti face withmy parents
I don't always have to take a dump but when i do
#TGAM Doesn't always write concept albums but when they do
I don't always post in the Image thread But when I do it's about sex with children
i don't always open bowling for boomboom but when i do
I Dont Always drive but when i do it is in my white bmw on the wrong side of the street
I DON'T ALWAYS SAY YOU'RE A CASU But WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS WRITE A LONG POST BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drOp beats But when I do
I don't always give her the d But when I do
i dont always laugh at memes but when i do its after i finished typing my own
I don't always eat sunny side up eggs but when i do
i don't always use this meme but when i do i always read it in his voice
i dont always check for murderers behind the shower curtain but when i do
i don't always lose my phone but when i do it's usually in my pocket
I DONT ALWAYS TURN ON TV BUT WHEN I DO: COMMERCIALS
i don't always reset
i don't always press the like button but when i do
i dont always shit my pants but when i do i dont
WE DONT ALWAYS ASK FOR 350 LIKES BUT WHEN WE DO ITS PANCAKE FRIDAY
I DONT ALWAYS WIN IN LOL BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always watch American league Baseball but if i do... it won't be the red sox
I dON'T ALWAYS SMOKE HOOKAH BUT WHEN I DO JACOB PAYS FOR IT
I don't always play pokemon
I don't always listen to music on the internet but when I do I use lastfm
I don't always do Homework But when i do
I don't always play xbox But when I do it's cause I didn't know ps3 was better
i dont always try to kill my bestfriend but when i do
I dont always take a crap but when i do i only use this stall
I don't always call my boyfriend But when i do
belum pernah naik kaligangsa express sekalinya naik cuma foto interiornya doang
i dont always fart BUT WHEN I DO ITS 2 SECONDS MY DAD ENTERS THE ROOM
I DON'T ALWAYS WATCH PEOPLE WHO TRY TO CUT OFF THEIR PENISES BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always turn in my essays but when i do they are written by my friend
I dont always update links but when I do i don't tell anyone until they're on production
i know a lot of hot girls and they call me friend!
I Don't always win women's hearts but when i do they are of the croatian variety
I don't always update my status but when I do i make sure its 100 lines long and it includes the word beer at least 3 times
I don't always write books about the belltowers of the world
I dont always pick my nose But when I do I am in up to the elbow
I don't always make compromises But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO PREPA
I DON'T ALWAYS SHAVE BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK A LEGITIMATE BEER BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always tag people in photos BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always use jdownloader but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PHOTOGRAPHS MY SHOES BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always email my resume when applying for  a  new job But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS STUDY BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE MY PARENTS ARE AROUND
I don't always get the champion I want to play But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS RIP ON NIGGERS BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always walk past kumar  but when i do i get my diary signed
I DON'T ALWAYS LEAN TO THE LEFT BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always ask a girl for her number but when i do
i dont always buy stuff to people i know but when i do i make sure its cheap
i don't always see the dark knight rises. in fact
i don't always get a kill but when i do
i don't always reveal my name but when i do
i don't always reveal who i am but when i do i'm a jewish guy pretending to be mexican
clean my room But when I do its Eid
I Don't always get twitter mentions but when i do
I dont always draw original artwork but when i do its traced
the strayans dont always lose the rugby but when we do its always by the kiwis!
I don't always smoke weed but when i do
I dont always act like hitler but when i play cod...
I Don't ALways 'Like' Facebook Pages BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK TEQUILA AND HEINEKEN BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always watch anime but when i do
Mu kurr nuk um qojn ne shitore
i dont always pretend to be a girl but when i do
I don't always find new places in skyrim but when i do
I don't always hang out with retards But when I do
I dont always terminate humans but when I do
I dont always switch cars for  Union Pacific but when I do
we don't always win a gold medal at soccer but when we do
I don't always catch sHiny Pokemon But when I do…I make damn sure everyone knows
I Don't Always miss parties but when i do
i don't always do bath salts but when i do
i dont always talk to cute girls but when i do
I don't always carry a gun just kidding....
i dont always kill hookers but when i do i use the p99
I Don't always go out for a run in the forest  But when I do it's after i Played slender
i dont always do my homwork but when i do i do it well i drink tequila
i don't always make it weird for jeremy who am i kidding?  of course i do!
I dont always do chores  but when i do
I don't always kiss my friends but when i do
i dont always go to jonos parties but when i do i get laid
ı don't always bet on fenerbahce but when ı do
I don't always call back but when i do
i don't always take part in the bank rob but when i do
I dont always take showers  but when i do they're golden
I dont always play call but when i do i win
I don't always get injured but when i do it's during the olympics
i don't always drink beer but when i do
i don't always go on vacation but when i do
I don't always get a dos equis but when i do
i don't always go to elgin but when I do
I don't always talk about loyalty But when I do
i don't always golf but when i do
I don't alWaYs break But when I do I get rear ended
I don't always watch diving But when I do I am waiting for a looganis
I don't always check comments on Reddit but when I do the top comment changes the subject
I Don't always have to take a dump but when i do
I don't always give women an orgasam But when I do
I don't always watch the olympics But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS PARTY
I don't always post something on facebook but when I do it's when everyone else is talking about the same thing
i don't always look good but when i do
I don't always sink the last cup in beer pong But when i do It's to Seal the deal
i don't always show my teeth in photos but when i do
i do not always like whores but when i do
i don't always run into you but when i do
I don't always train for the big fight But when I do
i dont always try to access course  material from blackboard but when i do
i don't always go to the olympics
I don't always listen to rap music But when I do
I DON'T always run track but when I do I beat Usain Bolt
i attracted 33 Guys but when i crossdress 
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT EGGS FOR BREAKFAST BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always make meme's but when i do
i don't always touch myself but when i do i video tape it
I DON'T ALWAYS CHECK MY KARMA oh wait yes i do
i DON'T always TOLERATE arrogant pricks  but when i do
i dont always use facebook but when i do it reminds me how stupid the people i know actually are
I DOn't AlWAYS POST ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always go into ross'  bedroom but when I do I steal the mattress
I Always drink beer But when i... o... never mind
use facebook but when i do.  it reminds me how stupid the people i  know actually are
i don't always fall in love but when i do
i dont always finish my sentences but when i do.
I DON'T ALWAYS SPILL FOOD ON MYSELF BUT WHEN I DO I'M WEARING WHITE.
i don't always vote but when i do
i don't always steal a meme but when i do
I don't always say 'bless you' but when I do it's to a hot Girl
I don't always want to skip songs on pandora but when i do
i don't always eat a freezie but when i do
i don't usually fall in love but when i do
i don't think about you all the time but when i do i wonder why
i dont always try to go on skype but when i do i get kicked out
i don't always search for my crush but when i do i status their name
I don't always threaten to snap peoples necks but when i do its to a group of 14 year olds
I dont always Miss out on a medal At the OlyMpics But when I do
I don't always eat asian food JUST KIDDING
I Don't Always Date Canadians But When I Do
I don't Always like Red Hairs But When I do it's Alix Laidler
I don't always forget the punchline But when i do...
I dOn't always typo But when I do
I don't always play computer games But when i do i make sure it's dX11 game
I don't always read forum posts But
I don't always post memes but when i do i make sure they're RELEVANT
i dont always drink but when i do
I don't always wish people a happy birthday but when I do
I don't always act superior on the internet But when I do
I Dont always wait for 2.0 but when i do
I don't always get welfare but when i do
I don't always wear DEODORANT but when I do
i don't always put tools where they belong but when i do i can't find them
i don't always get shitfaced but when I do I'm usually at zark's house
i dont always drink soda but when i do
I don't always cause a Quantum disturbance but when I do
I don't always drive drunk but when i do
i don't always buy every single one of my girlfriends jewelry but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PASS IN EXAMS BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always ask my friend out but when i do i get friend zoned
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY WITH ai BUT WHEN I DO COACH DOESN'T PICK UP MEDKIT
I don't always clean the house but when i do
Idont always delete friends from facebook but when i do
I dont always subscribe to music channels but when i do
I don't always record my gameplay but when i do i upload it to youtube
I DON'T ALWAYS GO TO WENDYS
I don't always rage quit but when i do
I don't always open random .EXE files But when i do
i don't always cheer for man utd but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE RESERVATIONS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always make projects but when i do i make 200 of them
i don't always give mixes up for evaluation but when i do
I don't always ask questions but when i do
I don't always change profle picture on fb but when i do i return to the same old phot after a couple of days
I don't always say 'Really' But When I do
i dont always fap  but when i do my wife catches me
I don't always get into fights but when i do
I don't always take a dump at work but when i do i get paid for that shit
I don't always watch TV... But when i do
I don't always walk my dog but WHEN I DO
I don't always listen to music but when i do it's DEFINITELY not nickelback
i don't normally listen to music but when i do it's definitely not nickelback
i don't normally smoke crack but when i do it's with a homeless person
I don't always read your stupid ass posts. But when I do
I don't always play MW3 But when I do I play to win
I don't always change my avatar but when i do
I don't always fap but when i do
i dont always go to bonefish but when i do  i only order bangs water and bread
I don't always get half days but when i do
I dont always complete a sentence
I Don't Always make milkshakes but when i do they're better than yours
I don't always remember things but i'll never forget hannah's memeneptitude
I usually don't help newbies but when I do
I don't always touch women but when I do
I don't always cut the cheese in public but when i do it clears the room in a hurry!
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT CHOCOLATE FOR BREAKFAST BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always do something but when i do
my favorite facebook page? la villita
i don't always close BUT WHEN I DO  i need to leave early
I DONT ALWAYS PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS BUT WHEN I DO
i dont allways kick smal children but when i do i prefer the mexicans
i don't always bite my fingernails but when i do
I don't always win Just kidding
I don't always go to faceys dj parties But when i do
i don't always wear pants but when i do
i don't always fall in love but when i do
i don't always use a condom but when I do
people dont always make memes but when they do the grammar is wrong
I don't always masturbate but when i do
i dont always eat at mcdonalds  but when i do i get a grilled cheese
I don't always lock the door when i leave but when i do I still get my shit stolen
i don't always use messaging but when i do i f'ing secure it
I Don't Always act Intransigent But When I do
i dont always travel to prague but when i do i get high drunk and rent a hooker
I dont always DRINK SODA BUT WHEN I DO ITS vANILLASODA
I don't always wear tank tops but when I do...#YKTR
I don't always watch tv but when i do
I don't always drive 2omph under the speed limit but when i do i'm stuck behind some arsehole that can't drive
i dont always post things on facebook but when i do i make sure its the most pointless thing.
nutekit asked him to guard the circle
I dont always go to the dfac but when i do
i don't always drink wine but when i do
I dont always come to work high but when i do
i don't always believe rumors that others are speaking of but when i do 'perception is reality' makes it all legal and justified
I don't always queue 3's but when i do
I don't always wear condoms
Kraig Huebner dosent always lose But when he does it's to kris indrebo
I don't always play zerg
i don't always eat pizza but when i do it's friday
I don't usually play Qop but when i do
I don't always care about a girl But when i do
i dont always play by my self  but when i do i play twister
I Don't always play Blitz But when i do
I don't always win libertadores but when i do
i don't always fap but when i do it's with my left arm
I Don't usually Find something to do in yanchep end of story
I don't always tell jokes But when I do I add lol so at least one person is laughing
I don't always cook breakfast But when I do
I always pose like this on my profile pictures
I don't always sing and drink But when i do
i dont always txt but when i do its with my bestfriend(alfonso)
I don't always have six-pack abs but when i do
i'm not always out to kill a feacebook thread.... but when I am
I don't always drink milk but when i do
i dont always talk to girls  but when i do i start sweating
I don't always laugh at my own jokes But when i do
I don't always play loud but when I do
I don't always know anything about islam but when I do
The Force is with me... When I tell it to be!
i don't always come to 9gag okay
I don't always tag redditors but when i do
I dont always eat chicken But why i do i dont eat chicken
I don't always watch tv but when I do
i dont always get boners at wendy's but when i do
I Dont always celebrate but when i do
I dont always eat deer But when I do its bambi
I Don't always play ARAM on TPG But when i do i take smite
I dont always ask orsi to stfu but when I do she does
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO UNC GRADS BUT WHEN I DO
I dont ALWAYS LIKE A PARAMORE SONG
I dont always fall in love But when i do its with an older man i cant have
I don't always enjoy rough mansex... But when  I do
my mom doesn't always enter room but when she does
my mum doesn't always enter my room but when she does
I don't always tip on mfc but when i do
I don't always go to korfu but when i do
I don't always get angry at games But When i do
Yep I saved the day
i dont always use the wrong meme then i took an arrow to the knee
I dont always make memes but when i do
i don't always study but when i do
I dont always spam on internet BUt when i do
I dont alwaya FInish mY Memes
I don't always wish people happy birthday on facebook but I do for you
I don't alway try hard
I dont always get friendzone but when i do is from my crush
I don't always wake up early in the morning but when i do
i don't always eat but when i do its usually food
i dont always shit but when i do
I dont always play airsoft
i dont always vote
I dont aways drink but when i do
I don't always cry at the end of titanic but when i do
i dont always cheat in a maths test  but when i do
I dont always have uninvited guests over but when i do
I don't always like to be annoying but when I do
I don't always do my spanish work but when i do
i dont always go down on girls but when i do i use bath salts
I don't always violtate the laws of physics But when I do
I don't always violate the laws of Physics But when I do
I don't always play ranked but when i do
I don't always go to auctions but when i do
i don't always lose but when i do
I dont allways drink beer But when i do
i don't always cosplay.. but when i do
I Don't always wave at strangers but when i do
i dont always love girls but when i do
I dont always study but when i do
I don't always downvote a raffle but when I do
I don't always drink beer... ndbfeowgndbkls
I DON'T ALWAYS FALL IN LOVE  BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always make out with my friends but when i do i get seen by everyone else
I don't always feel but when i feel
I don't always believe in God but when i do
I dont always call my friends When they tell me too
I don't always receive divine knowledge about the lottery But when I do
I don't always eat  but when I do
I always write pretentious shit Just like 'anonymous' faggots
i don't always troll the internet but when i do
I dont always take huge shits but when i do
i don't always write smuts but when i do
go river rafting i dress as raiden
i don't always watch the kardashians but when i do
I don't always pee with an erection but when i do i miss the toilet
I dont always scroll my news feed but when i do i like every photo
I don't always get loved on tumblr but when i do they're annon and don't reply back
I don't always love my dad But when I do I make a status update about how great he is on fathers day
i don't always do kata but when i do i SCREW it up
i don't always make retarded threads but when i do
I don't always crap but when I do
I don't always talk to WSU graduates but when i do i ask for large fries
i don't always to pretend to be cool but when i do
I don't always give to fundraisers but when I do
I Dont always rage at games but when i do its dark souls and people die
I AM NOT ALLWAYS COOL BUT WHEN I AM IM LIKE ANDY LAPHAM
i don't always cook but when i do
i don't always walk away but when i do
I don't always create bugS but when I do I blame them ON EK&WP
I Dont Always Check On VOte Page but when i do
i don't always drink but when i do i prefer doing it on tv
I don't always go to bed at 3am BUT WHEN I DO IT'S THE NIGHT BEFORE MY MATHS EXAM
I don't always drink shakes but when I do
i don't always take the bus But when i do
i don't always drink tea but when i do i ask half the company to join me
i don't always but when i do
i dont always lose my umbrella but when i do
i don't always lose my umbrella but when i do
I don't always eat doubles but when i do
I don't always talk to journalist students But when I do I ask for fries
I don't always watch soccer But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS USE RECURSION BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK TEA BUT WHEN I DO I ASK HALF THE COMPANY THE JOIN ME
I don't always poo my pants but when I do
I don't always analyse a Text
I Dont always do the pitch report but when i do im the best at it
I dont always drink beer
I don't always pray to god
I don't always fall off the bus But when i do i fall face down
I don't always spam my page but when i do i make you think
I dont always tell jokes ...
I dont always make it to the finals but when i do
i don't always get tattooed but when i do
I don't always bet on black
I DONT ALWAYS POST STATUSES ON FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always up vote memes niggaaaaaaaa
I don't always watch youtube videos but when i do they're about minecraft
i dont always un-subscribe from people's updates on facebook but when i do its because there are too many of them and they're clogging my notifications
Worst meme ever :/
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY  GENERATE INCORRECT MEME
i dont always like the celtics but when i do
I don't always fight chuck norris but when I do he kicks my ass
I don't always check my watch but when i do-- oh
i don't always have vacation but when i do i am bored to death
I dont Always Eat But when i do i prefer not to stop.
i dont always use mac but when i do
NISHITH : I DONT ALWAYS STUDY FOR THE PAPER
I don't always do work for the project But when i do I don't
I DON'T ALWALYS STEAL IDEAS BUT WHEN I DO I CALL IT 'INSPIRATION'
I don't always drink but when i do
i dont always take a dump but when i do i shit bricks
I dont always need tech support but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LEAVE BETA BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always fall in love
i don't always hunt zombies but when I do
I don't always get drunk but when i do i post it on facebook
I Don't always make a decision
I Don't Always Drink Beer but when i do
i don't always watch saint seiya omega but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS WORK OUT I MAKE SURE THAT GIRLS NOTICE
I don't usually vote But when I do I make sure it's for Andy Fang
I DONT ALWAYS TEXT BITCHES
I don't always wear nail polish
I don't always wake up early But when I do
i DON'T ALWAYS PRINT OUT 2 PAGES OF PRE-QC NOTES BUT WHEN I DO
I Dont alWATS GET THE ANSWER RIGHT BUT
i dont always say thank you but when i do  i say thank you to willy wonka
I dont always kill people but when i do
I dont always Rage But when i do
i dont always make numerical implementation but when i do
i don't always care about someone but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS discover homosexuals through the internet but when i do
i dont always wish a happy birthday but when i do
I don't always support a democratic revolution but when i do
I DON'T always release successfully but when i do
I don't always correct someone's spelling But when i do
I don't always get a bj  But when i do i make sure she cums First
I DON'T ALWAYS FALL IN LOVE BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS LIE BUT WHEN I DO...  I DON'T
i don't always post memes but when i do
I don't always get lucky while gaming But when I do
I don't always do memes but when i do they are not funny
i don&#180;t always tagg people on fb but when i do i tagg myself
I Don't always invade earth but when i do
i don't always use my legally owned firearms to commit a violent crime But when i do
I don't always unpack my standards But when I do
i don't always play chess online but when i do
i don't always do coke but when i do
I dont always score
i don't always order ice cream to mcdonalds but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS SLEEP BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always grow my hair but when i do
I don't always unexpectedly start my period But when I Do I'm wearing white
I don't always ride dragons but when i do
I don't always fallin love but when I DO
I don't always get into car accidents but when i do
I don't always get sick but when i do
I don't always lose my phone But when i do
i'll have one more for the road it's ok. i'm a doctor. i know my limit
i dont always support chelsea but i only do when they win
I don't always basharb qahwa but when i do
i DONT ALWAYS PLAY DIABLO 3 BUT WHEN I DO I GET A 33 ERROR ON SUNDAYS.
I don't always look in the mirror  BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always crap But when i do
I Dont always test my script but when i do i do it in production
I don't always score but when i do
I don't always post music on facebook But when I do It is either a masterpiece or I am High
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always go to the fair but when i do
I DOn't always read textbooks but when i do i read sherwood
i Dont allways talk to social science students   but when i do
I don't always listen to techno but when I do
I don't always get rsi but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS FIND OUT SOMEONE LIKES ME BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always vote for political campaigns but when i do
I don't always smoke weed Oh wait...yeah i do
I DONT ALWAYS GET THE EDGE OFF BUT WHEN I DO ITS NOT AT TGI FRIDAYS
i don't always have bad days but when i do
i don't always watch movie credits but when i do
I don't allways make internet memes but when i do
I'M NOT ALWAYS WRONG BUT WHEN I AM
I Don't Always do the washing up but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS FALL IN LOVE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always build things in a cave but when i do
i dont always throw back a frag grenade but when i do
i don't always flop but when i do
I Don't always make a 9gag post but when ı do
I dont always post but when i do its in r/trees
I dont always cancel tests But when I do my class applauds me and i receive bouquets
I don't always talk to uga graduates. But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS VOTE IN sac ELECTIONS bUT WHEN I DO
I don't always push my fingers into my eyes
I don't always wake up at 6AM but when I do
I don't always buy a box with wine
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK SERIOUSLY BUT WHEN I DO
I Don't Always eat sandwiches But WHen I Do I use Liscio's Rolls
I DON'T ALWAYS SCORE GOALS BUT WHEN I DO
I Dont always fail at life but when i do i make sure my names obama
I don't always try to play Diablo 3 But when I do Error 37
I don't always buy games on release dates
I don't always try to log into diablo 3 But when i do   (error 37)
I dont always play diablo 3 But when i do
I don't always cut my hair but when i do
I dont always talk to ecu students but when i do
I don't always say hi but when i do
I don't always talk to english majors but when i do
I dont always see but when i do
I don't always shop at chain stores But when I do
I DONT ALWAYS GO FISHING BUT WHEN I DO I PUNCH FISH
I don't always have sex but when I do
I don't always try to CENSOR the entire internet  But when I do I am a State senator from Arizona
so you are a piercer and you own a tattoo shop it must be cool to hang out with teenagers
I don't always touch myself but when i do i use a marigold
I dont always masterbate to simone But When i do i use facebook pics
I don't always vote but when i do i vote daniel mcfaul for male liason
I DON'T ALWAYS FACEBOOK BUT WHEN I DO I DELETE PEOPLE'S WALL POSTS
I don't always make memes but when I do it's during finals week when I should be studying
i don't always need this picture without caption but when i do
I don't always play angry birds but when I do
been doing things since before they were cool since before it was cool to be doing things before they are cool
I don't always where protection but when i do its for jai alai
I don't always snipe But when i do
I dont always masturbate during school but when i do i make sure i get caught
I always do That's right
i don't always eat vegetables unless cabbage
I don't always wear underwear But when I do I prefer diapers
i don't always buy used parts but when i do
I don't always talk to cleverbot but when i do
i don't always look at other peoples pins... but when i do
I don't always do well in large crowds I'm sorry...that was it - I just really hate crowds
i don't always masturbate but when i do
I don't Always update my facebook status but when i do
I don't always laugh at gr memes but when i do
I don't always cut my hair and shave my face but when i do
I DON't ALWAYS PLAY WITH TROLLS IN SOLO QUEUE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always take flyers from people on the street  but when i do
I don't always dress like a hobo but when i do its finals week
I don't always hijack fb posts but when i do
I dont always direct my feetza  but when i do
i don't always ride my bike but when i do
i don't always give a crap about today's date but when i do
I dont ALWAYS say i love you but when i do its to EVERYONE i know
I don't always use memegenerator But when i do i get runtime errors
I don't always sprint warm-up But when I do it's because there is someone I hate behind me
I dont always wear my che guevara shirt but when I do i skip starbucks and leave my ipad at home
I don't always wear my che guevara t-shirt but when I do I PRefer encounters with kennedys over bolivians
I don't always talk to your mother but when i do
I don't always beat my wife  But when I do
I don't Always masterbate But when i do i use trongans
I dont always buy a $400 phone But when I do I wont spend a few dollars on apps
i don't always try to nap but when I do
i don't always make jokes but when i do
I told the monster in my closet that coming out of there would make him gay. . THAT SOLVES THAT PROBLEM.
I DONT ALWAYS SMOKE POT bUT WHEN I DO MY LUNGS COLLAPSE
I don't always tweet in chapel But when I do it's not nice
I DONT ALWAYS MAKE PUNS BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE sure Im Jason Masong
I don't always fall in love in a hopeless place But when i do
I don't always have money to pay you back But when I do I I make sure I spend it before you Ask me for it
i don't always think about shower guy but when i do
I Don't Always have sex with moms But when I do
i don't always listen to iron maiden wtf yes i do!
I DONT ALWAys freeze my meat but when i do
I Don't always smoke weed
i don't usually cheer for zack ryder
I don't usually chant ''cena sucks'' but when I do
I Don't Always Play A gig But When I Do
I don't always do the History Reading But when I do its the night before the test
i dont always dress for p.e. but when i do
i don't always play drum but
I don't always post something on facebook but when I do
I dont always rage But when I do
I don't always argue with my girlfriend but when i do it's because a female friend liked my status on facebook
i don't always throw my hands in the air but when i do
I don't always go to the gym But when I do
i dont always herp but when i do i derp
This is how i roll
I don't always get injured But when I do it's self inflicted and in the playoffs
I don't always drink beer wait
i dont always wak off but when i....oh wait yes i do
i don't always friend-req people i just met on fb but when i do
I don't listen to hard rock music but when i do
I DON't Always listen to har rock music But when i do
i dont always write articles but when i do i mix the up words all.
i dont always go riddin' dirty but when i do is during critical mass
I like my beer how i like my women Cold and decapitated
i don't always find deals on video games but when i do
i don't always find deals on video games but when i do
I don't always lactate but when i do
I didn't allways go to Yeshiva But when I did
i dont always drink milk but when i do
i don't always get addicted to methamphetamines but when I do
I don't always get addicted to methamphetamines but when i do
i don't always play poker but when i do
i don't always talk to art students but when i do
i don't always post memes on someone's facebook wall but when i do
i dont always drink  milk but when i do i get it from the tit
I don't always tweet But when I do my shits on point
I don't always go to a cafe to doodle but when I do
i dont always make fun of you but when i do its because i love you
I don't always pee but when I do
cain doesn't always give study guides but when he does
i don't always eat watermelon but when i do
i dont always write programs for computers but when i do
I don't always come early but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS DANCE KHIGGA  BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE IM BETWEEN 2 HOT GIRLS
i don't always abuse drugs but when i do
i don't always put off my labs but when i do ncis is on
I don't always make sushi But when I do
I don't always go to karaoke but when i do
i don't always repeat myself i don't always repeat myself
I don't always bring the rice... oh wait
I DON'T ALWAYS DESIGN PHP SCRIPTS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always say happy birthday but when i do
I don't always fight But when i do
i don't always play xbox but when i do i don't play mw3
I don't always win in a video game but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS MAKE FORTS BUT WHEN I DO THEY'RE MADE OF NATTY LIGHT
I dont always read novels but when i do i read eunice cho's texts
i dont always ask me if my glass is half empty or half full but when i do
I dont always say yolo... But when i do it's to tell someone to stop saying yolo.
I dont always get what I want  but when i do
i dont always take blurry photos but when i do its on either on yeti or loch-ness
I DON'T ALWAYS HAVE FREE TIME BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always bill overtime but when I do
i don't always like things on facebook but when i do
I don't always complain about political fundraising But when i do... i throw Obama's name in there
I dont always ride bike but when i do
i dont always laugh at people profile pictures but if i do it's always ramins picture
I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it.
I dont always hate asians but when i do
i dont always celebrate things 100 years old to the minute but when i do... its the titanic sinking
i dont always frolf but when i do
i dont always play black ops but when i do
I dont always drink  But when i do i perfer 'XX'
i dont always wish for prot tokens but when i do... they dont drop
i don't always make youtube videos but when i do i make sure i have no knowledge of the subject
I don't always complain about political fundraising but when i do... i throw Obama's anme in there.
I dont always see KMK live but when i do im stoned
I dont always dip my cookies in milk but when i do they leave shit in the bottom of my cup
i don't always use lube but when i do
i dont always forget the rest
I don't always like things on Facebook
i don&#180;t always go to class
I don't always make sandwiches but when I do
I don't always sit on the big couch But when I do
I dont always forget the answers but when I do it's in front of senior chief
I'M NOT ALWAYS ILL BUT WHEN I AM
I don't always come home to my wife ...
i don't always go on omegle but when i do
i don't always go on omegle  but when i do
I Don't always listen to music But when i do i have bieber fever
I Dont always play dota 2 but when i do
I don't always not kill krogan but when I do
I don't always handle roommate conflicts but when i do
Nu mă uit mereu la memuri &#238;n limba rom&#226;nă dar atunci c&#226;nd am face
I don't always have sex but when i do     Just the Tip
I DONT ALWAYS TRIPLE JUMP BUT WHEN I DO I SCRATCH ALL THREE TIMES
I don't always eat dominoes pizza But when I do
I don't always smoke a cigarette with my morning mocha but when i do
i dont always impregnate women but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS FLIRT WHEN i DO
I Don't Always post cat pictures But when I do
i don't always get shitfaced but when i do
I don't always send out 'one simple Rule' But when i do
i am not always wrong but when i am i am not
I don't always drop ice on the floor but when I do I kick it under the fridge
I don't always drink  But when I do
I dont always make her smile But when i do
i dont always talk to a cute girl all night but when i do i make sure i make her smile
I Dont Always study but when i do i don't learn anyway
i dont always play fm but when i do
I don't always use piazza But when I do
i dont always look at girls ass  but when i doo there big
I Dont always score but when i do thy are world class
I don't always get an ac-130 but when i do it gets shot down before i get a kill
i dont always make own statuses but when i do
i dont always have idealschiss but then i do
I dont always want to take a dump but when I do
I don't always go to church but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS ANSWER LONG TEXT MESSAGES INSTANTLY BUT WHEN I FINALLY DO
I DOn'T ALWAYS REPLY TO LONG TEXT MESSAGES INSTANTLY BUT WHEN I FINALLY DO
I don't always get seen with a girl by my residential tutees but when I do
i don't always use public toilets but when i do
i don't always kill children but when i do
He has inside jokes With complete strangers
I DON'T ALWAYS score but when i do
i don't always give birth but when i do
I dont always go to colburn but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS PLAY SERIOUS SAM BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always regret things but when i do
I don't always shoot snot out of my nose when i laugh but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DRESS UP BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always shit my pants but when i do
I don't always sing but when i do i sing in central park with  Julliard students
I Dont always screw you guys but when i do i'm going home
i don't always cry about my wifi but when i do
I DOn't always drink but when i do i am totally drunk
i don't always use public restrooms but when i do
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i don't always die on skyrim but when i do
i don't always look at gifs but when they're jpgs I wonder why they don't move
I Don't always amplify a gene But when I do
i dont always eat burgers but when i do
I dont always try to make memes But when I do all the good ones are taken
'i dont always troll
i dont always play with construction equipment but when i do
I don't always hang my pjs on coat hangers but i do when i'm high
I don't often receive irish citizenship  but when i do
I don't always drown myself BUt when i do
I dont always do drugs But when i do i do them all.
I don't AlWAYS Drink Coffee But when i do
i don't always feel empathy BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always go to the physics olympics unprepared But when i do
I don't always get rejected from a college but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TELL PEOPLE I'M GAY But when i do
i dont always speak binary but when i do
i DON'T ALWAYS SIGN UP FOR ONLINE SCHOOL
I don't always lose on bulletmarsh But when I do its because my team was spawn killed for half the round
I dont always play bf3 but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS DO FAITH HILLING BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always get sad BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always dance but when i do i have those moves like jagger
My friends don't always move houses but when they do
I Don't always show around my profile picture But when I do
I don't always write 'lol' as a comment  but when i do
i dont always pop my collar but when i do
i dont always talk about my friend's ex-gf but when i do
i don't always watch wwe but when i do
I don't always masturbate But when I do
i don't always say
I don't always log out of facebook But when i do
my state doesn't always go to the ncaa final four but when we do we send two teams
I DONT ALWAYS FORGET TO LOCK THE DOOR TO MY ROOM but when i do i get caught fapping
i don't always wear a condom but when i do
i dont always play the legend of zelda but when i do i do my own voice overs
ANE GA TAKUT BBM NAEK SOALNYA ANE UDAH PUNYA YG TORCH
i dont always ask where you been but when i do you better come correct
i don't always have sex but when i do
I don't always go after girls but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS  break a glass BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink beer. Wait...who am I kidding.?YES I DO!
i don't always sleep but when i do
I don't always take credit for things but when i do i use my pen name
I don't always get boners but when i do
I Don't Always play basketball but when i do
i dont always have sex but when i do
I don't always give a comment but when i do
MOSQUITOES REFUSE TO BITE HIM OUT OF RESPECT FOR THE WAY HE HANDLES HIS RIG
I don't always work out But when I do I tell Facebook
I don't always shitpost but when i do
i don't always find scum but when i do
I don't always post tunes but when i do
I don't always go to shows but i when i do
i dont always create a meme but when i do i make sure its better than yours
I DON'T ALWAYS SING SCATMAN
I DON'T ALWAYS STUDY BUT WHEN I DO
FYG
I don't always cut health and education budgets but when i do
i don't always smoke at school but when i do
i dont always become a meme but when i do
I don't always post profound facebook statuses. But when I do
I don't always respect belibers but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS VISIT ART GALLERIES WHEN I'M ON MARTHA'S VINEYARD BUT WHEN I DO DRAGONFLY FINE ARTS IS MY FAVORITE
I don't always ask the good looking girls at work what their surname is but when i do it's because i want to perve over their facebook pictures
I don't always win but when i do my hands go up
I dont always go for girls my friends dont approve of but when i do I make sure to tell her everything they said about her
I don't always go to sleep But when i do i make sure the tv is on
I dont always blame the problems of my goverment on a religious group but when i do
I don't always listen in class but when i do it's because i got caught texting
i don't always go to ikea  but when i do
i don't always but when i do but when i do i DON'T always
I dont always masturbate but when i do i go lefty
I DONT ALWAYS ASK FOR PLAY WITH SOMEONE BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE NO ONE HEARS
i don't always make memes at [5] but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS LOSE THE GAME BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always have schizophrenia but when i do
i dont always fail but when i do...i do it hard
I don't always do homework But when I do
I just shat my pants
I Don't always need to go anywhere but when i do
i don't always have a sweet dream but when i do
BEst faro algarve don't always organises  courses but when we do IT's F* AWESOME!!     SO APPLY!!
I DON'T aLWAYS BE FOREVER ALONE BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always go out on friday nights but when i do
i don't always take pictures of myself but when i do i use my slr camera
i don't always read books but when i do alan says well
I don't always drink alcohol but when i do
I don't always have to take a dump but when i do
i don't always take shits at work but when i do i always use the handicapped stall
LeE DOESN'T ALWAYS DO MIDNIGHT FIRE DRILLS BUT WHEN THEY DO I AM ALWAYS IN THE SHOWER.
I don't always watch the jets but when i do tim tebow is saying mass on the field
I don't always read amas but when i do i read them in the author's voice raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaandy
if i was bruce willis i WOULDN'T be doing these stupid commercials
i don't always re-heat my coffee
I don't always talk to law students but when i do
i don't always call reverse dibs but when i do it sure sucks to be you
I don't always abuse drugs But when I do
I don't always listen to Dubstep
I don't always talk in mod chat But when I do
I don't always do workteam but when i do
i don't always take calls
i dont always keep things
i dont always leave my email open but when i do i create a lottery for a night on the town
I don't always throw away coffee but when i do it's ruta maya
i dont always cash checks from mexicans but when i do
I don't always text you First But when I do
I don't always buy hookers but when i do
i don't always talk to clemson grads but when i do
I don't always have a fire drill but when i do
i don't always make a bracket but when I do
i don't always tell my girl to make me a sandwich but when i do
i don't always get disconnected from the internet but when i do
I don't always play eve But when i do
i don't always raff
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pEOPLE DONT ALWAYS TELL ME SECRETS  BUT WHEN THEY DO
i dont always watch youtube videos but when i do its blocked
i don't always copy peoples memes but when i do
I dont always solve race problems but when i do i solve them with master-slave method
I DON'T ALWAYS EXPOSE A WEBSERVICE BUT WHEN I DO I DON'T KNOW how to use IPTABLES
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I don't always accidentally But when I do... aliens
I don't always work late but when i do its because something ****ing broke
i don't always play accursed but when i do
I Don't always walk on middle field in the mud but when i do i make sure to avoid general patton
I don't always be online at facebook but when i do i accept all app request without looking
i don't alway poke people on fb but when i do
I dont always break emper but when i do
I DoNt always watch scary movies But when i do
I don't always post on vortex but when i do
i dont always play peek-a-boo but when i do i dont come back
I DON'T ALWAYS COMMUNICATE TELEPATHICALLY
I don't Always write code at work but when i do i use vim
i dont always fart but when i do
i don't always take screenshots but when i do
I don't always wear one month disposable contacts but when i do i keep the same pair for two years
I don't always bookmark my wrecks but when i do it's for pro synergy
i dont always use oxymorons but when i do i dont
I don't always live in this dimension but when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS ACHIVE THE GOAL OF  DSAT BUT WHEN I DO IT'S IN FIRST PLACE
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT AT MCDONALDS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always see the little man roll but when I do i like to tell facebook
I don't all ways listen to country
I NEVER THOUGHT I WOULD GET FAMOUS BUT WHEN I DID
I don'T ALWAYS PRETEND TO KNOW EVERYTHING ABOUT AFRICAN POLITICS BUT WHEN I DO IT'S CAUSE I WATCHED A 30 MINUTE INTERNET VIDEO
i don't always fart in class But when I do I rip ass when its dead Silent
I don't always Beat my hookers But when I do it's when they steal my cocaine
I don't always upvote every comment in a thread but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS HACK PSN BUT WHEN I DO
I dont always puke but when i do
i don't always wear pants but when i do
I don't always drink water But when I do
i don't always get mad but when i do i'm hulk
i don't always work on saturday but when i do
I don't always send mass emails but when I do
I don't always send mass emails But when i do
why do Women have periods? because they deserve them!
I don't always read the paper but when someone else is
i don't always r an hero but i r!!!
I don't always join alliances
I Don't always taKE A DUMP BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS WEAR THIS SHIRT BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink beer but when i do
I don't always go to 6am class anymore but when i do
I dont always swear when I'm angry but when i do
I don't alWAYS have a breakfast But when i do
I don't always listen to music while walking across R-MC campus But when I do
I don't always contradict myself
I don't always have a girl crush but when I do
I don't always cry when I have have sex But when I do
I don't always troll on biebers page but when i do
I don't always stack books
I don't always offer ice cream to my parishioners but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS CRY FROM LAUGHING BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always eat at arby's but when I do
I dont always take out the trash the night before president's day but when i do
i don't always call drunk but when i do i make sure it's 4 in the morning while you have to wake up at 6
I dont always use memegenerator but when i do
I don't always leave my facebook logged in ... F#%* Actually I do.
I don't always wash my hands after I pee but when i do
i dont always have a date but when i do
I don't always take comunion but when I do
when someone says 'smarter than Me' I think
I don't always cook arabic food But when I do
i don't always do multiple choice but when i do
I don't always use the atm but when I do I'm purchasing alcohol or drugs
I don't always go to football games but when i do
I don't always vote in IUga elections but when I do
I don't always use asides when i write but when i do
i don't always talk to usd graduates but when i do
I don't always talk to iu grads But when i do
I don't always email back students but when i do
I don't always start my homework but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS COME THROUGH EXPRESS WITH MORE THAN 14 ITEMS but when i do
i don't always finish a sentence ...
I don't always buy music but when i do i buy vinyls
i don't always walk on the promenade  but when i do
I don't always talk to film students but when i do i ask for a large fries
I DON'T ALWAYS LEAN ON TABLES BUT WHEN I DO
I am usually not fluffy but when i am
I dont always like valentines day BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always drink beer on Valentine's day But when I do
I dont always go yachting but when i do
i don't always go to feast But when i do
I DON'T ALWAYS TALK TO ARTS STUDENTS BUT WHEN I DO
i don't always get annoyed by people but when i do
I don't always touch myself but when I do its because i thiNk of you
I don't always study in the bat cave But when I do I find cockroaches
i DON'T ALWAYS FIND REDHEADS ATTRACTIVE BUT WHEN I DO THEY ARE NAMED Karen Gillan
I don't always have friends But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS SHTEIG BUT WHEN I DO
I DON'T ALWAYS WASH MY DISHES ...
i don't always ride with a bike light but when i do
I dont always say thank you but when i do its to Elora
I don't always stumble across a facebook friends reddit post but when i do i say rally mean
I don't always drive  through a blizzard but when i do
I don't choose a university on their graduation rates but when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS DRINK BEER JUST KIDDING
I don't always give a valentine card but when i do
I don't always buy popsicle bridges But when i do
I don't always talk to engineers but when i do
I don't always play disc golf  But when I do
i don't always talk about coffee but when i do
i don't always herp But When i herp
i don't always hate you but when i do
I don't always want to watch shitty movies but when i do
I don't always understand memes ....
i don't always eat jellybeans but when i do
I don't always hate politicians But when I do
I don't always vote but when i do
I don't always delete my phone data but when i do i make sure i didn't save it
i don't always drink busch light but when i do i wet the bed later
i don't always lose my phone but when i do
i don't always make meme jokes but when i do
i don't always lose my phone but when i do
I dont always fap but when i do i make sure im drunk
I dont always beat my wife but when i do i make sure to use oranges
I DONT ALWAYS STUDY FOR EXAMS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always spell things incorrectly but when i do i make sure to look like the biggest retard in the world
I don't always lose my phone but when I do
I don't always Downvote Comments But When i do it's someone typing out laughter
I don't always bid on valve merchendise but when I do
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I don't always talk about mmo's But when I do
i don't always tweet but when i do
I dont always lose at cod but when i do i blame my team
I don't always go to the rail bq's But when I do I want to shoot myself in the head if Alex is there
I don't always comment on farooqui's statuses but when i do
I don't always go 6-1-2
i dont always create windsor memes but when i do
nicks gay always
i don't always eat sauce but when i do it's ketchup and mayo
i don't always understand the post but when i don't
i don't always understand the post but when i don't
I DON'T ALWAYS ENJOY MAN LOVE bUT WHEN i DO iTS WITH MARK HARDEE
i don't always come to work but when i do i make sure i'm 10 minutes late
I don't always dance But when i do i make sure to do it with a bench
I DON'T ALWAYS EAT at t&#228;ff&#228; But when i do it's because of the spaghetti
i DON'T ALWAYS CHECK YOUR SETS BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE SURE THAT YOU WILL KNOW YOUR POINTS TOMMOROW
I dont always talk about my personal life but WHEN i do...... its on facebook
I don't always cook dinner BUT WHEN I DO I PASSIVELY HATE MY WIFE for not doing it
i dont allows take arrows but when i do its in the knee
im out under the table right now
I don't always design bridges with a high strength to weight ratio but when i do
i don't always repeat accounting but when I do i look better than everyone else
i don't always disappoint my family but when i do i become a business leader
I don't always watch jersey shore but when i do
i don't always kill hookers but when i do i use a chainsaw
I DON'T ALWAYS UPLOAD OFFICIAL DOCUMANETS BUT WHEN I DO
I don't always make memes about my best friend but when I do
I don't always get warnings but when I do
ı don't always get ınvolved ın politıcs but when ı do
i dont always ddos websites but when i do...i make sure tango is down
I don't Always drink Tampico  But when I do I get evicted
I don't support networks often
I don't always fall down at bars but when I do
i don't always log  into tumblr but when i do i never log off
i dont always tell spoilers but when I do
I dont always post my all problems on the internet but when i do
I DONT ALWAYS KILLSTEAL BUT WHEN I DO I GET PENTAKILL
I Don't usually make a post in 9gag. but when i do i make sure the europeans are awake
I don't always shave but when i do
I don't always buy a cell phone company But when I do
I DON'T ALWAYS SHUFFLE MY ITUNES BUT WHEN I DO
i dont always sign into youtube but when i do
dubstep rules listens to nothing but skrillex
Cool On facebook Douche in real life
Deadmau5? Dude
Smokes weed and listens to dark side of the moon On shuffle.
scarface poster or bob marley poster? decisions
gets drunk at frat house wakes up in bed with a black man
posts on facebook 'I am getting wasted' only 14
DJ'S AT PARTY PLAYS CD
Has part of weed cookie trips for days
friend slips him a roofie dies
Lets Drink tonight! whos got money?
drinks two beers
I PEED IN THESE CUPS NOW WATCH ME DRINK EM
Drank a ton of beer Go home alone
has beats by dre still listens to 128 kbps youtube rips
1 guy 2 cups
Hits beer bong party's over
smokes weed Doesn't inhale
lost my virginity while listening to dave matthews band
GETS WASTED AT PARTY PARTY HAD NON ALCOHOLIC KEG
Takes Picture with two beers becomes greatest douche ever
Holds up these glasses puts them down after picture taken
Slipped her a roofie.. accidently drinks her beer
DRINKS THE HARD STUFF MIKE'S HARD LEMONADE
Dude if you mix 40% with 20% you get 60%
I'm just holding these until the cool kids get back
what comes before part b? part-a!!!!
shot of vodka wasted
drinks a sip of vodka that night Goes to school next day
Hates eminem loves mac miller
downs a shot of tequila gets stomach pumped
YOUR SON WHILE YOUR PAYING FOR HIS COLLEGE
Studies?  Nope
epic womanizer secretly gay
Watches video on youtube becomes social activist
Open a couple shows and post party links on facebook Employment status: dj/promoter
flirts with chicks faps at night
Holds a can of beer pretends to be drunk
come at me  bro
yo bro wehre the natty bro?
fifth of vodka Shit on deborah's desk
getting blackout drunk now because my future is bleak
Holiday homework? how much does that drink cost?
drinking best thing since not drinking
study for 10 minutes break for 3 hours
cant talk to girls sober blacks out
dude IM NOT EVEN IN COLLEGE
finals tomorrow
Sees open beer at party takes it
always life of teh party will die alone
high school student goes to a party and drinks beer  thinks hes cool doing it
-5 outside goes out in t-shirt and shorts
SNIFFS A SHARPIE THINKS HES HIGH
When im thirsty I go clubbing
Passes the Dutchie  to the right
went to college for a week still consider myself a 'student'
Holy shit there is a party over there
Hey guys! lets get drunk and gay!!
GOES ON /B/ Dies
makes house party at moms house mom comes home at 9 pm
and i was like adobe flash??
2 beers?! someone's a hardass
techno/HOUSE/dubstep there's a difference?
Goes to a resturant eats sugar packets
SAYS HE SUPPORTS HIS FAVORITE ARTISTS DOWNLOADED THEIR ALBUMS VIA TORRENT
Pencils down drinks up!
passes exam 'party til new year'
two beers one schmuck
Passes out at frat party farts vaseline for a week
goes to community college takes 6 years to get aa
tHe background hides  that i'm drinking alone
Quits smoking becomes social smoker
chugs half a cup listens too odd future in backyard alone
Michelle R Bush i wanna party wit ya
ONE OF THESE CUPS IS HOLDING MY VIRGINITY
Listens to Techno Thinks its Dubstep
listens to panic at the disco is closet gay
Hey bro!! I chase My Vodka... With more Vodka!!
pLAYS kendrick lamar's 'swimming pools' while playing beer pong song is about ALCOHOLISM
wants to get wasted who can buy me drink?
hangs out with only girls that think he's gay
drank these two beers passed out in a corner and pissed myself
In Demigod section also in fail section
Meth addict never has done pot
прийти на пару без хавчика не
looks like beer didn&#180;t make it to the toilet
student loans came to the party with cups
drinking problem? yes 2 hands 1 mouth
legendary tier -1553 votes
temba his arms wide
favorite song red solo cup
cropped image do the math ... hint.. hint ... BROMOsexual
Sagar Just sips bro
Has over 800 dislikes still in the Legendary tier
-705 still in Legendary tier
brohonestly i kinda spent the rent
this meme's description as translated from russian to english: 'Gay student. Meme versatility student of the soul. Especially for the'
It&#180;s a birthday party Better take my shirt off
i'm in training to become an abo
Listens to house music thinks avicci produced them all
listens to soad only knows chop suey
listen.. my dad owns a dealership
YOLO BRO
COFFEE AND CIGARETTES MY EVERYDAY BREAKFAST
ONE NOTEBOOK  OVER 900000 SUBJECTS
Drunk Bros Much better than drunk B*tches...
kusin es t&#246;lkkii viljami joine
Shot of vodka wasted
handbell champion
listens too yonkers swears at your little brother for no reason
dUDE GUESS WHAT!? dudeeeee!!!
cAPTAIN?   pff
Glass is half full? F U
Get a hangover from a shot and a beer
I'm going over to the library of assorted beer cans
gonna get drunk if sister not home
my names andrew and did you say peppermint schnapps?
Goes home to study studies reddit
Need TO STUDY JOIN RPG SHRINE INSTEAD
forever and ever life is now or never
dude im drinking this then i gotta bounce probation
Drinks Milk First Checks Experation Date Second
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Jacop Shafer Cool on Facebook  Douche Bag in Real Life
this meme is so disliked because most of its viewers are butthurt college students
thinks he's holding two beers it's actually cold tea
That's like sucking yourself off And complimenting yourself for being good at it
SATURDAY NIGHT after CHRIS made it home!!!! FUCK ROBERT BENAVIDES!! OH AND DARYL!!! HAHAHA
that really hurt when you cropped my body off below the nips!
andiamo a bere stanotte! Chi ha i soldi?
its saturday no more milk and cookies biaaatch
Put a molly in her champagne  she aint even kno it
BEER
white niggas be like... tonight
goes on meme generator never heard of sunny student
Where the hoes at?! ...oh ok...do you have an extra pillow?
i remember my first beer
didn't get an education doesn't plan on it
Cl beta  gestion craft
hooks up with highschool girl brags about it to friends
Exam over? party!
One Hour before exam? One Hour more to drink!
favorite song red solo cup
Just got the TISC offer From UWA
DAD
epic partier wishes he could clean a 35# kettlebell
2 CANS
Dear academic gods please bless this wine with phd genius
watches part 1 of 'zeitgeist' instantly becomes an atheist
Dine at  The scrotal cafe
ty robisz strony w sobote
i really know how to get this party going Kesha
have you got a cigarette i only smoke when im drunk
its funny because no one uses this meme
college best 2 semesters of my life
college best 2 semesters of my life
college best 2 semesters of my life
has 2
can't drink legally but can vote
Dropped to zero hours Opened up more time at the bars
4th of july trash the beaches!!!
nassau county drives beamer
Cabros Quedan 3 dias pa carretear
DooDoo Stunt Chump
ME FUE MAL EN LS EXAMENES A LA MIERDA SERE UN MANTENIDO
Lace Me up Tie My shoes Pick me up like a Tow Truck!
Goes to class in a suit Laundry Day!
i'LL SPEND THE WHOLE WEEKEND ON MY ESSAY! FCK YEAH END UP HAVING A SERIES OF QUIET ONES
Just got laid dont know his name
One beer first time passed out
Enjoy yourselves bitches its a celebration!
Exams ended Let's get drunk!!
Hippies do it better peace & love
exam tomorrow? PARTAY!
Don't worry mom it's only apple juice
qualifications ? A level in media
dubstep bitches... ...and runescape! wubwubwubwawawaawobwobwob
posts on facebook he's having a huge night brings light beer
SAYS HE HATES DRUGS AND STONERS GETS STUPID DRUNK EVERY NIGHT
is the top character in legendary tier despite having only 33 upvotes doesn't say anything
beer pong bro!!!
FUNERAL OF 5 DIED COPS JOKES IN /b FOR EVERYONE!
Claims to go hard all night in bed by 9:00
Ain't it funny mama only son be bakin' cakes
self-glossed beer pong champion 'Whats a stoplight?'
103 votes Still somehow a demIgod character
Drunk before 7 states he was the only one drunk at the party
omg!!! i'm on bourbon street!
I just  Pissed in these cups
I attend S.U.N.Y schools It only costs me $17000 a year to get drunk
drinks two beers
Says hes a seasoned stoner greens off a hit
Drops out of school works at mcdonalds
was actually sitting alone in the corner then camera appears so pretends to be having an epic night
was sitting alone in corner camera appears so pretends to be having an epic night holding someone elses beer
drinks mgd i'm a beer expert
Deadline extended playing urbanteror all day
I'm Gonna Hold These Beers Until Your Camera Dies
Spends all his money on booze doesn&#180;t consider he has to eat too
shows up to study group with beer!
WOO HOO! SPRING BREAK!
Meanwhile at bilborough college
i run with scissors yeah
Please help stop Kony! Only watched 2 minutes of a youtube video
NO BOOZE LEFT?  MY LIFE IS OVER
MORE TEQUILA MORE IS BETTER!
LOST MY VIRGINITY TO MY TEDDY BEAR NAMED SETH.
i got your two beers!!! Umm... excuse me sir
ballin like a scrub
Thinks Nickelback Is A Good Band
Posts Facebook status saying how drunk he is Actually siTting on couch with a beer in his hands
Listens To Techno Thinks Its Dubstep
Eats weed cookie dies
HOME ALONE - GIRLFRIEND ON A TRIP LET'S PARTY!!
DECEMBER 2011: FAVORITE ARTIST
MAKES FUN OF PENN STATE GOES TO SECOND RATE COLLEGE
ONE HOUR INTO 10 HOUR HIVE PASSED OUT IN BATHROOM
sick of drinking on thursdays because big rapids sucks. still anticipate getting drunk on thursdays
89p bombs! making occy bareable since 2008
Takes shot of pinnacle Throws up on roommates bed
Finals are done! Yes- Finals  No
Buys you a drink drinks both
discovers alcohol in dorms pukes in elevator
4 out of 5 central bucks high school teens dont drink ...in their first month of high school
Buys grassroots hat immediately folds brim
FACEBOOK STATUS WHEN 'DOING' WEED
of course i'm taking 5 courses distance ed bitches
Goes to your barbecues Don't  make his own
install new program why add toolbar
want to put laptop on lap gets too hot
THE TEACHER ERASED THE BOARD BEFORE I FINISHED COPYING
VEGETARIANS! Whyy eat my food's food?
Curiosity Why did you kill the cat?
WHY Can't I Delete My Misspelled Memes!?
WHY  IS HALLOWEEN ON MONDAY ?
meme makers Why u copy other peoples memes?
sCHOOL WHY YOU START SO EARLY
underwear  why do u ride up in the most awkwardest of times!?
Why do i have to select english when i typed the meme in english
youtube
Why you breastfeed five year old in public and get angry when ppl stare???
Why Can't i punch wood?
one semicolon missing Why do you give lots of errors?
Logic Why?
video takes forever to load refresh the page right as video starts playing
download 99.9% y u stop?!
Boner Why YOU STILL THERE
test why you want to kill me
IF i have time
HOMEWORK.. OVER THE HOLIDAY
MC HAmmer why i can't touch that?
why do i need to select an language before generating this joke?
Went to basement for tornado basement floods
Christmas trees on october whyyy???
being the whole day tired arrive home full of energy
Teachers Why u put all your tests on the same day?
Makes fun plans for the weekend  gets sick on friday
Guitar solo why you film the drummer?
the CONNECTION to ea online has been lost  why?!?!?!
she say's she loves you 1 week later she's with someone else
SILENCE WHY You kill the doctor?
Miley Cyrus is an actor??? Why?!?!
spaniards and mexicans are not the same
WHY!? Y DNT PPL SPL RITE?!
WHY Can't I think of anything funny?
WHY mother
chocolate why you not healthy??
Why do heroes in movies trust people that say 'we can't trust anyone'
why are you mAD that i took that stupid sticker off your hat
MiSTYPE PASSWORD DELETE EVERYTHING START ALL OVER
tons of candy why was it in a van?
spends time on memegenerator instead of doing homeowrk
ace'd my finals grade went up 2 percent
WHY?!!! Did the chicken cross the road?!?!
wake up at 3am have to pee
ARTSTYLE PLEASE !! DON'T HURT a FAnBOY
why is everything on memegenerator about skyrim
didin't go school important things happened
My birthday  in school day!!!
fat girls why do you call yourself curvy when you weigh 400 pounds?
register four classes none on blackboard
Gonna eat something u like with a fork falls on your pants when u are almost reaching the mouth
food why u no make yourself
everything needs money why?
BATMAN Y U SO SERIOUS
why why cant i type
ritty Why so dumb?
Riding with your crush in the car SUddeNly get a strong urge to fart.
Why Are all essays over weekends
Have work
Late For Work all traffic lights red
Why??????
why can't kanye  just make beats and stop rapping
MAX PAYNE 3 26GB DOWNLOAD
I've been living a LIE!!!
pms WHY YOU TURN ALL WOMEN TO MONSTER?
get drunken at weekend y r there no girls &#223;
DOWNLOAD WHY YOU SLOW DOWN WHEN IM WATCHING!?
Porque
Gerolstein Warum?
Jake why u fail at media code??
School Why so cruel?
buys iphone5 drops it after purchase.
WHY DID YOU TEXT ME BACK?
WHY MUST YOU KEEP SENDING INVITES TO DUMB EVENTS?!
Big bang & 2ne1 World Tours... Why I broke?!
Bought an iPad.jobs died Let's buy all jb CDs
Philosoraptor why??
Why would you say I love Rebecca Black?
want to play xbox red ring of death
why can't i  just stay home from school today?
ARTSTYLE PLEASE !! DON'T HURT a FAnBOY
ARTSTYLE PLEASE DON'T HURT a FAnBOY
ARTSTYLE PLEASE
wieso ist 4f immer stundenlang nicht erreichbar?
LYDIA
Mary No cookies???
morty Y U so wierd?
Why cant i be as cool as native?
every time we re-deploy a fairy loses its wings
Rumoured that a girl likes him Turns out to be a belieber
Played 10 Games with Linda 10 games lost in a row
Why am i poor Like Callum Nicklen
why you don`t give me a preety fiveeeee???
why cant i  post funny memes!!!!!!
why I'm so stupid?
There's kechara why look any further?
Downtown montreal why u no have a kfc?
why??? can i not have you in my arms right now
BROWSING REDDIT AT WORK COMPUTER FREEZES WITH AN OPEN WTF LINK
building inspectors! why 8am?
Why u made me skipped work and didn't tell me you are on your period?
u provoked chuck norris why?
WIDESPREAD PANIC ANNOUNCES YET ANOTHER FAREWELL TOUR
builds amazing house in minecraft has it impounded by epa for ENVIRONMENTAL claims
y u no use the right meme?
YOU ARE TEARIN' ME APART!!!
S.O.P.A? Whyyyy?
oh god what have i done
Why u program with bash?
MAN y u No Faithfull??
why  food isn't for free
Goes on youtube they changed stars to 'likes'
Narrow Escape from Pigmen horde Fall off cliff and die
Pressed automatic door opener to go faster opens so slow i have to stop and wait
When will it be my turn to graduate
buys brand new computer why downloading still slow
Boner why do you only come out in swimming suit!?
EXCITED FOR CONCERT IT GETS CANCELLED
RAIN Y U ERASE DOts?
WHY There are so many pokemons!?
Y U NOT KNOW Blade and blade runner different?
Leauege of legends Why you dominion!?
she wispered to her corpse i meant to say' i love you 5ever
ask people to 'like' my new journalism page 4 'unlike' it
other network Payouts...
nieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
thread still going y u beat dead horse
No meat?!?
INTELLIGENT link ignored cat pic upvoted
why mom? Why?
decides to go to class for once class cancelled
Bloodtaster y YOU NO DONATE
Weeds  Why you leave us hanging?!?
why webrax is  not working?
Speel mee met straatje Waarom neem je niet op?
I don't always use the wrong meme Why did i use the wrong meme????
money why can't you multiply in my wallet?
why do you ask government nicely to aknowledge your natural rights? they should ask you for your permission to violate them
Why doesn't Abdul love me
KEEP CALM AND.. GO TO DISHONOR LIST
you wont do my laundry or make me lunch and you call yourself a woman
curiosity  why did you kill the cat
I lost my iphone kill me
Moyes u no stop losing
Why the fuck U don't get it no more game invitations
whyyy did my world of warcaft acount got hacked just whyyyyyyyyyy
you ask for permission to protest for free speech    whyyyy?
McKayla Maroney not impressed rejected me whyy???
Builders
Have to pee Morning wood
finds a shiney with pokerus in the wild kills it
why did i  give you all my players ?
You know you ask again
Why???!!! Does maccas have to make lamb burgahs now!!
Old Testament Why???
Thesis When will it end??
shops you're already selling easter eggs. WHY??
motivation why you no come to me???
gta:v releases 2013 world ends 2012
gonna wipe my ass after a dump drops the toiletpaper on the floor
DREAMS ABOUT GETTING SOMETHING AWESOME *WAKES UP*
why didn't you tell me it just a few clicks
Cannot insert the value NULL into column 'HasAutoSubscribed'
league of legends is the worst game ever! why do I keep playing?
first time on trolley sits next to chatty homeless guy with knife
WhY don't I have sPecial somepony? Whyyyy?!?
Y u don't like Colaaaaa?!
BOSTON Why all your songs sound same
LA CONNESSIONE EA SPORT ONLINE &#232; STATA PERSA WHY?!?!
WHY did they have to notice my hicky?
think i might have met a really interesting woman... says her favorite book is atlas shrugged
Me: ss mid care top Them: dies
Me: ss mid
when my teacher pronounces twenty as  chwenty
Girlfriend's ASS y u so callipygian?!
There's a space at the end of this email address whyyyyyyy!!
Whyyyy?? didn't you mail out your fathers day cards
there were gonna be nitrous balloons at the party they said i was gonna be able to hit on bitches with balloons they said
Why is there so many OVER ATTRACTED Girl friends?
Why! I press start on Windows itself
99% downloaded no seeders
girl with e cup boobs breast reduction
Why you unfriend me? My status updates were just about to get good!
WHY!? Why you make lemonparty.org ?
Why 
the teacher took my paper before i finished the exam
Maroon 5 Why u kill mai ears
Full pack next day... gone... whyyyy?
why wont they bring back crystal pepsi?
password must be  minimum 8 characters
Secks why does it feel so good?
*mom enters mid-jerk* whyyy???
assignment due at midnight angel servers are down
Find seat in Library. Outlet Doesnt Work!
But the sign said... let me stop you right there
Um 7.30 uhr klingelt der wecker Ich wache um 6.00 uhr auf
Where has all the SPLENDA gone?
braves whyyy???
Go on vacation to a exotic destination  Spend time on Facebook
10 year olds having sex I am still a virgin
mayb i kid but mayb i no kid idk!!!
Fuck this shit! These woman are driving me crazy
Why........ are you doing this?
MORNING why cant i wake uP??
why  do we go to hell (school)
WHY!?!
why make plans this weekend? They will all Fail!
CHALLENGES ELITE 4 FORGETS TO SAVE........
offer to build website AND app for free says hes going elsewhere with his idea
Riot why don't you fix euw???
not only did my family migrate here but they're from somewhere else as well.
Can Spell Nae nae
Why you no get us food like that?!?
Why does my girlfriend like every guy she sees except me
noooooooooo twitter replaced facebook
de ce nu ne viziteaza extraterestrii?
Jace and clary are brother and sister?! Whyyy???
okcupid girl why you reply very selectively?
But Proto?!?
WHYYY??? Why you no join VISCOM???
NATE IS U DEAD?
why????? why is it always meee??? 😭
Fat girl why can't you stop eating so much?
women why can't you stop talking about youself and causing needless drama for five seconds ?
They can put a person on the moon and split the atom... So why can't they prevent toilet splash???
1960'S technology good enough to land man on moon telecast in black & white
Do you honestly want to die!?
work why have to be such a work!
Y U No Honour GOD?
teacher assigns homework why i do it?
kodel reikia vel i mokykla ;(
why 50  when you only need 5!
hun bakhsh v day
Why you don't invalidade KE cache ?
buys cat a toy plays with pen
SWARMS WHY MUST YOU CRASH?
Why? Don't I have a notepad?
Ipul Kenapa kamu mau menantang saya
people call me by last name always pronounce it wrong
why why are you alive
whyyyyyy just why
sec plus why so many acronyms
walked a mile why??
why i cant have battlefield 4?!
whyyy??? u no use me more than y u no???
Invisible Baby DON'T DIE!!!
I Love you Y U no love me??
Thanksgiving break exam the following monday
Wipes BUtt After pooping Still so much poo
Add lexi as friend becomes enemies within the minute
Liam walks into room whyyyyyyyyyyy?
I Want EG File
creian que dios era todo
why can't I get THE THANE !!!
No quiero  perder lo invicto pero es que vamos contra TOLUCA!
See i download the wrong file 25 minutes later
a meyer az ki? passz aszem egy buzi?
Dar mama nu eu am imputit WC-ul
when you're laying in bed at night and your brain is like
dominos why my order so late?
te compras uno beats by dr. dree y son chafas...
Porque Linkin Park no viene a mi pais?
porque asi brayan huitron asi no se juega el futbol
im a xbox fan but why dose ps4 have to be awesome
PORQUE NO ENTIENDE QUE LOS CHANGOS NO PUEDEN MONTAR  PORQUEEEEE? :(
Pse sa her te vin musafir 
ya allah semoga hamba dapat jodoh
Why Dante From Dmc looks so Emo
WHY YOU SO HANDSOME
lost my A.P booklet scores come out friday!
hp ilang di bis why??
Kills all the Cubans.. Then they ban you...
WHHHYYY THE HELL DONT YOU STOP LAGGING *DERP*
I asked what movie are you watching ??
52 KIlls 3 death Y U VOTE KICK ME?!
WHY IS THERE 9 MONTHS OF SCHOOL AND  2 MONTHS OF SUMMER
whyyy? why must we eat children?
CURIOSITY WHY DID YOU KILL THE CAT?!?!?
kenapa pak magma kece bangeet whhyyyyy..?!
HE called me nib nub again.. why they torment me?!
but mom i got the ray gun
I'll sent it to you on friday Why is friday today???
no pizza! NOOOOOOOO!
Sit down oN couch... Fall asleeP immediatelY Drag self to bed... inSomnia
clicks cut instead of copy has to type it all again
my crush doesn'y say 'hi' to me why?!
constipation all day fart on full  elevator
Why do u hate me Kk
WHy do these nerds say 'Fapping' ?
little why must you make memes conspiring against me?
dude
Why? are you pouring coturri?
MEBBO HOTEL ACABOU PORQUE?
plays dota why can't i play carry?
plays a game and it shuts off I DIDN'T SAVE
y?
why  are hot bitches always dumb ?
ME BORRASTE QUE TRAGEDIA
THAT MOMENTWHEN YOUR BOY friend drops his scrAMBLED EGGS ON THE FLOOR THEN FIGHTS THE DOG FOR THEM...
I don't always watch new episodes of tv shows because they end in a way that makes me do this and scream 'why?!?!?!?'
sees someone with a rediculous looking avatar on a forum 'why'
obama elected in 2012 WHY!!
PUTS CRYSIS 3 IN XBOX CRASHES
But MRs. porter we never learned this
BRACE YOURSELF... MORE PHOTOS ARE COMING
warum stinken diese drecksmoslems so?
WHY DID YOU  EAT MY PANCAKES WHY
CAPS on Internet Usage Again based on CGPA -- why ??
Server crash Loose all my money
why need to be online in steam to activate offline mode?
Joco probs Having a Laptop
dennis rodman was supposed to to go bowling with hugo chavez this weekend
Literature review... why?!?
whyyy not start tebow over sanchez???
Mr  Movie Director
Just found out about /r/GetMotivated Another subreddit to browse through instead of doing work
Crush said she will break up with her BF because I'm better He gave her keys from his appartment and she want to try it with him...
Big Four Without EXODUS?
five page essay will not be counted
text me: sad face but wont respond to my calls
It is for to make MEME
i had the best idea for a meme someone else thought of it first
why do we have to take a 150 question test in one day?!?!
ROSS WHY ARE YOU SO ANNOYING
lebenslangerschicksalsschatz said no german ever
why you askin all dem questions? making statements? assuming??
why justin bieber is still alive?
WHY DOEs photoshop cost $800???
bought from  just bb guns
why u do that
whyyy??? do i have to go to bed at 7:00
Ausma draudzējas ar benu whhyyyyyy????
Why you girls take pic's in the classroom?!
why you play football sam why??????
Green-bay lost WHYYY???
hami why jane no virgin
Why can't I get just five minutes extra sleep in the morning??
pressed the down button on the elevator
WHAT THE FUUUUU !!!!! WHYYYYYYYY ?!?!!!
kenapa saya belum juga dipanggil interview?
Objective-C  WINS THE TIOBE
You!! why must you touch my phone?
What's  The Protocol?
Reddit Why do you have to be so mean to people who have morals?
why can't i love you?
6 minute video '72 minutes remaining'
torrent... y no seeders?
World ends on 21st Christmas is cancelled?
Why do i think of monsters  at 2am
Acces Direct
Beats Elite Four GAMEBOY LOSES POWER
Don't know the difference btwn bush n bushra why ??!!!
ASPCA why must you Destroy Songs with your awful commercials
People Why you like miranda?
Uberstrike Why you update?!
zabierasz go na piwo m&#243;wi że zmęczony
did not screenshot 12/12/12 at 12:12 Whyyy???
WHHHHYYYYYYY YOU  PUNCH MY SALAD :0
no coffee?!?
WORLD
PORQU&#201; A NADIE LE GUSTA ESTA P&#193;GINA?
I JUST WANT TO LOVE YOU
Y U NO TELL ME  UR A PSYCHO WEN WE MEET
why i no have fibre optic broadband
whyyyy when i play with f3elskill 99.9% of games are a defeat
Why just...why?!
point blank !! kenapa kau tidak ciptakan botkill .. !!
why won't you go to the store so we can play wow
5 QUESTIONS FOR HOMEWORK
holy shit..!!  he is an eye opener..
*chicken dies* WHY? Mr chicken WHYYY???
WHY DID I LEAVE THE SUNY COAST
WHY DOES MY TEAM NO HELP ME
finds 600 diamonds in cave why creeper whyyyyyy
That moment hOMEWORK ON FRIDAY
Asked around for suggestions problem is pushed back to me
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sitting in quiet maths class stomach engine starts
PROBLEMA? SARAP MAGBIGTI
Rough life When erik finds out the minecraft update has been delayed
WhY am i aksing why? Why?!?!?!
I am now with elliot round
WHERE ARE THE PRINCESSES?  I'M TIRED OF BITCHES
NOOOOOOOOOOO! I SPILLED MAH MILK!
toothbrush falls on floor why?
WHY DO YOU ROLL AFTER BATH?!
BE UP AT 5 A.M. ON A FRIDAY WHY!!!!!
want to put the water on cold fails and then the water turns into worm and hurt yourself
Why disney why you buy lucasfilm
went on youtube new layout
But Whyy did you even do that??
Emma Murtagh Why you let dog eat your fanny
memegenerator has different templates WHY???
why do you eat the last coockie!
replay youtube video!!!! Starts reloading.. WHYYYyyy?
RADIATOR y u no WORK
ASLEEP DURING HALF TERM why wake up at 8am?!?
Cup of tea Why I forget I made you?
WHY DID I JIZZA SOO SOON
Vjedh gjithmone statuset e mia pa i bere like....!!! ERIONi :PPPP
makes a crap meme memegenerator no leme delete WHY???
WHy do I keep reading it 'wyyeee'
Life Why I get period
Christians and Atheists Can't we all get along?
Len?! Why you no stay alive?
LOOK AT CrUSH'S PHONE REALIZED SHE NAME ME AS 'DO NOT TEXT THIS GUY!'
Mengapa? mengapa hari senin begitu jauh dengan hari minggu tapi hari minggu begitu dekat dengan hari senin
''100% Virus free'' virus
WAAROM
host  migration  why do you have to happen all the time
GUUURL! WHY did you tell her!?
WHAT IS THE POINT OF إنَّ ?!
why is there school whyyyy??!?!!
HOMEwork: because 8 hours of school just isn't enough
JUst got comfortable in bed Sudden need to pee
maxi xa8lek
gangnam style why no ladies at sense?
why do tomatos have to be a fruit!
WHY JUST WHY
9 o'clock meeting! WHYYYYY!
I miss You so much! Why?
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?!?
shiny legendary no masterball
WHY!!! IS NATHAN SO GAY
DAMMM GIRL WHY YOU SO CUTE WHHHYYY
weekend over why!!!
WHY DOES TOBUSCUS HAVE A MEME ON MEMEGENERATOR
hAVE TO RESTART PC TO FINISH PROGRAM INSTALL
Sorry our frozen drinks aren't available at the moment sorry... oh ok
iphone 5 Why is it sold?
TRIES TO FIND MEMEBASE MEATSPIN
The Weekend is Finally Here! Time to Relax! but... Paper due
Why??! the train leave me!
IK MOET SLAPEN. ANDERS HEB IK NOG LANGER EEN VIERKANT ROOSTER.
WHY CAN'T I WALK PROPLY  WWHHYY
Girl told me that we are in a relationshiP BUT ITS NONSEXUAL
masturbatathon record 10 hours 10 minutes
WHEN JUVENTUS THOUGHT THEY HAVE A CHANCE A 21 YEARS OLD OSCAR JUST SCORED 2 GOAL IN 2 MINUTS
I should have bought the yearbook before it was too late! Buy it now before it's gone!
Stupid girl why u no understand electricity?
why???? Boca wins everything
i bought gum for me not the whole school
when you take a shower and forget your towel
WHY?????? CAN'T I HEADBANG LIKE
when someone you hate has the same birthday as you...
why do you order diet coke with your massive cheeseburger?
GETS A COLD ON A TAKE AWAY NIGHT  WHYYYYY??!!
Spence  y u no die
the teacher clicks to next powerpoint slide before i finished copying
BREE BRIONES  Y YOU SO UGLY
Whyyyyy  are all these toe pictures getting upvoted?!?
Scalabrine retired
WHY YOU NO  LIKE MY STATUSE
PORQUE NO ME QUIERES  SI SOY ADORABLE
god why am i not blessed? I did as you told me to... i gave all my money to edir macedo
mario party 10 WHY nintendo?
why is everyone prom gana!!
POR QUE 'SEPARADO' SE ESCRIBE TODO JUNTO Y 'TODO JUNTO' SE ESCRIBE SEPARADO?!!!
Plays a song in Japanese siser still knows all the words
first day back in session why are you so horrible?!
exam result is coming out why!!!
why doesn't the toilet paper get everything off!!!!
ESTOY CON MI HERMANO DANI ME PRESTAS EL IPAD
Asians! why are you so good at math?
rose makes useless cameos in series 4 why russell why?!
y u no  love me
unonzi  chiiiiiiiii????
why everytime with this noobs
Send message to girl... no response what have i done
porque a culpa sempre  dos estagi&#225;rios ?
robin van persie why go to gay club ? ' man united '
Childhood movies Why arE there So many Dirty jokes
برای شروع کار احتیاج به تجربه دارین برای بدست آوردن تجربه باید کار کنید
why do u change your profile pick every 5 minutes ?
يا رب تاااسمحني  انا والي عمل لايك
Por queeeeee?????
Girls y u so hot??
i was afk why kill me???
justin beiber survives concussion. whyyyyyyyyyyy!?!?!?!
why do you call Americans unamerican?
y is summer  so boring?
يارب  سهلها علينا
finally gets netflix forgets to cancel before 30 days
why am i only on legendary tier??
tuhan berikan aku idea bagus biar selalu eksis di meme comic indonesia
cat just hurt me   cat i was nice to you
ROBLOX ADMINS WHY DID YOU BREAK GAMES MADE BY WINGMAN8?
Why is the math quiz so cruel?!
whyy  cant black people not be criminals
WHYY? IS THE ROOM SO SILENT
battle realms why u sync drop
aram  why
Whyyy 10 hours/day in 102* heat
why????? you're always lying!!
SO WHAT?
you don't talk to me why add me
one direction?? why???
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU iT'S ALREADY JULY
Mas porque  que te metes-te faria??
BEN KOWALEWICZ WHY SO SEXY?
MERMER why are you so careless?!
Mademam vagyok mI&#201;RT NEM ADJA?
Use the right Their
Try to make someone happy make more people mad.
girl comes back from summer vacation
Why 3dsplaza Why!!!!!
sharpen pencil breaks when it touches paper
why is math so hard?!
Des y u call mass effect gothic?
locks self out and no ra's to be found Completely Trashed and RA's find you
WHY cant i kill stupid people legally?
Taking a shit while Chatting in facebook  why?
tired all day can't sleep at night
HP WHY you make crappy motherboards
Everything was perfect! then cody happened! waaaaaa!!!
Meme's why is it so hard to find one i like
WANTS TO GO TO WARPED TOUR CAN'T BECAUSE IT'S TOO 'DANGEROUS'
JAKE Y U NO YOUTUBE MUNZ
Studied Pathology for a month Why Did I Ignore Everything else ??!!!
has a paper due tomorrow need to get drunk
Mr Forrest Why you end 6th year?
mrs. ng!!! y u no give us class party
Dlaczego jesz i nie tyjesz?!
3 mins 2 goals why?
Presses return to dashboard unfollows friend instead
Error37 Why
I DON'T FOLLO YOU BECAUSE YOU'RE RIGHT I'M AFRAID IF I UNFOLLOW YOU
facebook statuses bitching about spelling errors status contains grammatical errors
jp morgan chase y u no learn from gfc
hot chick in a relationship
Quits developing for Rezound Finishes ril and doesn't release.
WHY? WHY TIARAWHY WHY?
memegen  whyyyyyyyy dont you upgrade the site???
whyyyyy  do you write funny memes in other LANGUAGES? ?
sun whyyyy you wake me up
Found hot girl on twitter She doesN't have faCebook to stalk her
Feminism
Marriage or sex why do i only get one?
Whyyy??? ISNT RUsh in the rock and roll hall of fame???
GAME STARTS CLIENT CRASHES
falls in love with girl she has boyfriend
Go in stealth die anyways
When you want to see a 23 min episode...  ...with 17 min of battery.
WORKING ALWASE
Britain. complains when the government try to get us out of recession. Vote the people who got us into recession back into power
Perch&#232; gli one direction Sono ancora viviii
NYAN CAT. WHYYY???
Why Is this not a 'Why u No' meme
pandora why would you open the box?
That cool text me back 2 hours later
Caleb Y u no understand that i luv you
washes hands in restroom have to touch door handle to leave
laptop on low battery and just finds charger plugs it and is shut down
C'monn mann WUT DUH HELL
Teacher
Y U NOOOOOO SIT WITH ME
A in Honors chem scrapes a 3 on ap
No te vayas a Prez Zeledon
Whyyy??? because
tHAT MOMENT ON A DATE WHEN YOU lean TO KISS AND THEN YOU REMEMBER YOU JUST ATE BUFFALO CHICKEN AND FRIED PICKLES
youtube videos why do you go so fast so i cant read the text
oh shit left tissues in pocket
why do you all like soccer so much?
wins 60' flat screen gets skill testing question wrong
Mods Why stalk me?
last week of school why so many projects
So.. my tuner said I should use a T34.55. but....... I'm not so sure so i thought i'd ask the passionford experts
idiots whyy do you copy of my shoes??
still in legendary tier? whyyy?
team kill me? whyyy?
Remote not within arm length whyyy???
facebook why no picture?
One away from m.o.a.b lags out
teacher Why have homework?
Computer why so slow???
why mow the lawn? it'll grow back in a week
Why??
got TraitPerception report scored less than forever alone guy
What's wrong with lion Y u want snow leopard
you're using up all the tomatoes!
Why must you have mangina??
my lol build is the best ever until a ganker comes around
my lol build is the best ever until a ganker comes around
but mom everyone in class failed this test!
want to close eyes while texting in bed why do i fall asleep as soon as i do
hiding from jehovah's witness at door wife answers it
MOM! why open window and close the blinds!!!????
WHY i so pro??
B-B-Buttt whyyy!?!
Plane is about to take off
WHY is this meme not funny?
has question teacher answers person next to you
Ger shitty meme's Skal skriva ritger&#240;
I NEVER GOT TO HAVE A CELLPHONE WHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????????
POTTERMORE SEND THE E-MAIL!
dibs the last cookie its gone 2 minutes later
Carnivores Why you no care?
Misspell a meme and you can't delete it why????
Why the meme attitude BRO?
Why? IS everyone repeating the same lame joke?!
all your pencils break during a test why???
nose is running and there are no more TISSUES  why???
remaining download time why do you lie everytime?
Walks across the map looking for a base Gets called a cheater
Thinks of funny meme scrolls through 6 pages then forgets
What are you talking about Ms. Liu you said that!
justin beiber why do you exist??
iphone! Why must you refuse to jailbreak properly?
why do YOU USE hashtags on facebook
I just miss My honey boo boo
Got a notification  it was a poke
Mayers whyyy do you have bread for sale but no more doughnuts???
Grading papers has 145 students
paper why you beat rock
paper why you beat rock
george Lucas Why do i know you will remake the ORIGINAL trilogy
Whyyyyy you disconnect with so many mutual likes???
JAMES ISN'T MY FRIEND? why you hate me
edits comment loses all his upvotes
i buy worlds fastest PC can't play game on high settings
i go to italy   pizza is shit
i travel by plane screaming baby always on row in front of me
i go to concert worlds tallest man stand in front of me
i'm not gay but i jerk off to shemales
paper why you cover rock?
facebook whyyy do i have timeline??
7am wake up WHY??
bell rings teacher still gives homework
goes outside forgets shirt
turn on movie to fall asleep wake up during credits
Turn on movie to fall asleep wake up during credits
reddit
mrs coulton y u dress as hippo and then want respect?!?
past me why not put christmas lights away neatly
Up too late watching telly why ray mears on dave?
Makes bowl of cereal no milk left in gallon
friendzoned by crush again stay up all night thinking about what an idiot you are
Ayesha! WHY You not get off the phone to amrita !?!?
teacehr that  cant teach went to way better schools then u
Browsing reddit at work computer freezes with wtf link open
Years 7's y u no walk?!?
create clever meme someone repeats one and gets more votes
jason russell Whyyyyyyy
'Wheelhouse - perfect' ground out to second!!!
Why would selena gomez cover for him?
JUST TELL MEEEEE
jason russell Whyyyyyyy
45
30
MIIDGES WHY DO YOU TORMENT ME SO?
why you score chelsea? i wanted penalties
gets tagged in a post by jenny jury why?!
University requires laptops 'no laptops in class'
CHARGES IPOD ON FRIENDS COMPUTER ERASES EVERYTHING
WHY u break up
17
mature
child emancipation need to have real job or be married
18 not legal in japan
19 barely legal in japan
15 can only get a permit in certain places
14
not tired at night sleepy in the day
DIURNAL  hit puberty
hairless hit puberty
infant become little kid
little kid become tween
tween become teen
16 not old enough to be an adult
17 not legal adult
70 degrees get a cold
don't conform don't fit in
friend believes good with girls single
proofread leave a mistake
hopes to see classmate tomorrow absent
watch youtube videos kony 2012 spammers
called a freak hiding in the closet virgin
wait on friend friend already left
say hi to girl she doesn't notice
send email to professor wrong email address
upload paper to blackboard black board has technical DIFFICULTies
turn in paper not in mla format
sunny day sudden thunderstorm
tell the truth they hear lies
memes are highly used incorrectly
makes dirty joke with friend cute girl passes by
install updates from online connection lost
install new software crashes
Hundreds of petitioners Verizon still takes Funimation off air
gilfreind breaks up with you 'its not you its me'
gets hit by car still has to pay tuition
ps vita whyyy you so expensive???
i dont want to use google chrome to find a lost pet
Parents Walk in on you playing Mortal Online Spend the Next 10 minutes trying to convince them your not Gay
WHY did she friendzone me
Waited 5 DAYS for MW3 DISC DOESN'T LOAD
Whyy I cry when angels deserve to die?
7 WHY you eat 9???
YouTRUBE WHY NO WORK AT SCHOOL
gets into skyrim files get erased
GAMING LAG Why???
GETs a M.O.A.B Everybody leaves game
Gets a m.o.a.b everybody leaves
B-Pages Why do you exist?
The game... why did i lose?
why Must you post da crap on da facebooks?
Weird elderly woman why do you drive 50 mph under the speed limit?
goes to gas station no keno
Have an english paper due tomorrow sparknotes doesn't have it
Lace Front wearer Why ur hair line so far back??
BUT  WHyz
MAking toast Fire-alarm goes off
New Computer computer gets a trojan virus
optical illusion? confusion!
EMPTY FULL CLIP POINT BLANK DIE TO ONE BULLET
why r u THAT annoying
you again
OMG WHY SO GAY ?
MOOOOOOM WHY U DO THIS TO ME
why you always smell so good???
needs procrastination no new havermemes
timeline.. whyyy???
Magento
WHY?! DO I ONLY HAVE 3 FINGERS ON EACH HAND
UTorrent 3.x WHYYY???
people Y so stupid?!
Using phone in class->five percent battery?  how will i live?!
atheists why you become jehova's witnesses of internets
honda drivers why you buy nissan?
why would you wake me up to do chores
89.9% ON FINAL GRADE
89.9% ON final grade
ACTA wHY?
y u no like dubstep
No open computers in hodges WHy
why doesn't brayden understand meme
3000 for dorms! why elevator stuck ?
BUT WHY NOBODY EVER UNDERSTANDS LOUISA?
NOKIA PHONE
UDAH SIAP MAU SEPEDAHAN SEPANJANG HARI KENAPA MALAH HUJAN?
missiles why not last hit?
$35
Students Why you forget units?
RHUL MEMES Y U NO FUNNY? SINCERELY
in store. adjust balls. entire random family sees
7:00 am damnit it's friday
girls wearing uggs and soffes  in 20 degree weather
School buys expensive activboards goes 2 weeks with empty ketchup dispenser
teachers why you give us 9 different projects at the same time?
Dear Convo
PArking Ticket
Does homework has to rewrite because 'unreadable'
checks bus tracker a busses travel in packs
Gets all homework done on friday NO parties this weekend
Wants to play dota2 steam servers down
Ran out of Points 3 weeks into the Semester
WHY YOU  SO PRETTY
Hands in Coursework 1 Minute Late Caps at 40%
HELD OREO IN MILK TO LONG WHYYY DID IT BREAK OFF IN THE MILK
dunked oreo in milk why did it break off in milk
Music classes at 7:45 mwf every semester for 4 years
RSO why u no giv free shift?
why give us notes day before exam!?
0 degree CELSIUS wears flip flops
You from indiana why you say you from chicago
snows on friday night why are the paths not clear until monday morning?
jeff 'Danger' Hoernemann why have you stopped trolling???
Why is tebow still on espn?
why?! took attendance in the only lecture i missed!
oh my god! They Killed Him!
Band performs Live
Bobby cork?
chemistry lab what went wrong!?
Venue y is the queue not goin down?
Failing hard at life WHYYYY??
why can't i lick my elbow
Cats in minecraft why?
it's 10&#176;C outside... why is it 40&#176;C in leddy?
I thought you were normal why do you forward those stupid email chain letters?
battlelog warum du offline wenn ich nicht in schule muss?
I SAY 'AND WITH YOUR SPIRIT' EVERY TIME EXCEPT AT THE SIGN OF PEACE!?!?!
Memegenerator Why you show me ads in rusSian?
Why You break the ice
I have studied for 3 days Still failed the test
OUTRA VEZ!!!?!!?!??!?!!?!? ESTA LUNA SO APARECE QUANDO ESTOU LOW CARALHO!!!!
Gabriela makes a new meme But its not funny
Lost tv remote found in fridge
facebook why did you do this to me
MOAAAAAAAAAAN
WEEKEND WHY YOU END SO FAST?
over 40 minutes without new ulaval meme why?????66
die ex ist nun mit einem t&#252;rken zusammen
why am i a stalker
The awkward moment when you have great idea for 9gag but cant make a post because you have a mac
Go on my favorite website banned by sopa
why why must you take the last slice of pizza?
why donest the government leave the internet alone?? dont they know it doesnt have any oil in it?!?!
Put toothpaste on toothbrush toothpaste falls off
put toothpaste on toothbrush toothpaste falls off
Why????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!! do video games always have that board or villan that's impossible to beat nomatter ho hard u try!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
please don't let this get lost in the vote page... like if you agree...
Go to off licence Why get asked for ID
Why  rebecca black sings about friday?
WHY domi trolled me back harder
uas flash & gsm? what the hell
Mobiltelefon schrottet meine sd-Karte hab keine sicherungskopie
Mr.D why me yo?
9 gagers why don't you let me focus on my work?
mom tells me to study for exam already in college
Girl from last night doesnt have facebook
buying nintendo ds in order to play game boy color games on it nintendo ds can't play game boy color games although it can play game boy advance games and game boy advance could play game boy color games
Y U LIKE EDWARD CULLEN WHEN HE'S JUST A SHINY FAGGOT
hot body why ugly face??
WHY! WHY must i get clothes on christmas!?
rbna ya5dk yally f baly  a5d balk m3aya :P xD
memegenerator is dangerously amusing why?
WHYYY?! I WAS ONE KILL AWAY FROM NUKE!
why do you still play lol?!
Y Y U so perfect??
why do i have 2 left hands???!!!
MEEW? WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?
I have to pee
sad moment when you realize that your booze is over
fails at game and punches wall starting to feel the pain 10 minutes later thinking ''why the hell did i do that''
WHYYYY NO ONE IS ONLINE AT NIGHT!!!
WHY??? WHY DO YOU SPAM MY TIMELINE WITH 9GAG?
Whyy???  U NO LIKE my moustache
facebook why you distract me so much?
hegel WHYYYY??
CAAARRRLLLL!
OH GOD
Everything I have that's good i ruin what is wrong with me?!
Second law of thermodynamics Why do you destroy everything eventually?
WHY IS THE MOST JARGON LADEN RESPONSE ALways the top answer on r/ELI5
eagle... why u take my trevi?
PAK AZ*S Y U NO LOUDER?!
Universe Has 11 dimensions Must explain in 4
Why Don't you cut your toenails!
browse r/wtf for a while wtf????
they look like big strong hands
all i wanted was a hint!
Michigan WHY can't you guard big fours
That awkward moment when.. You hold a fart in but it still makes a noise
internet please why don&#180;t you post
going to orbis error log gives the orbis error
Les profs ki nes2elhom sou2el... 3lech yo93dou 15mn bech yjewbou w mayosktouuuuch...???
put insult on somebody's ask forgets to go anon
WHY my girlfriend is not bi?
Brushing Teeth before bed then has to sneeze
stretch to 2 inches in 5 months Take out plugs one week later
That awkward moment when.. You hold your fart in but it still makes a noise
device falls by mistake broken forever
my whole childhood has been a lie
have read spoilers enough to know the whole story read/watch and freak out anyway
611 y u no pay sss and philhealth
la veneziano mi interroga why???
INsurance fe 7aga !
the lıttle gırl on walkıng dead why dıdn't u stay ın the there
jake  atkin why you so retarded??
why is my pose the same as the 'y u no' guy?
Want to change channel remote all the way across the room
Apple Why you keep the doctor away?!
EMAILS Y U NEVER END?
one kill short of a m.o.a.b. get killed by camper
TYPED MY APPLICATION OUT
Whatever happened to the good ol days playing halo
Daylight savings Works midnight shift
sed sdsd
WALK TO YOUR ROOM to eat food Spills liquid all over the floor
google chrome crashes unexpetedly WHyyy???!!!
I M gay WHYYY?
Why I play arkham city for 5 hours And only progress by 3 percent?!?!?
'Eraadfkldazadf' The words that should never be spoken
WHY DID I  DUO QUEUE WITH ILLKAYS??
ios 5  why so slow?
Newbs Why u pick nuketown?
CME Why can't i finish you on time!!!
Bitches Why you stealin me money?
Minecraft: Diamond is always near lava WHYYY???
i cant make a pumpkin out of gum wrappers and staples
Says god gives us the power what do you mean by god?
need 7 kills for acog... search and destroy
why MY EYES YA
why am i drawn
OW NO! NOT AGAIN...
dad why did i lose my xbox? *rub head on carpet*
THE DISAPPOINTING MOMENT THAT U THINK U WROTE A UNIQUE COMMENT
Image posted twice WHY???
RIOT WHY  U NO BUFF RAT?
TRYING TO SMOKE QUIETLY AT NIGHT SUSPENSE BEFORE YOU FLiCK YOUR LIGHTER
I am on holiday why would i go to work?
took (pre)algebra since 6th grade never used in my job.
please complete one of these questionnaires to continue questionnaire not completed please try another
when the dentist is checking my mouth where am i supposed to put my tongue?
Post somethig that you think is funny on reddit Get downvoted to hell
DLACZEGO NIE MYJESZ N&#211;G PO CHEMII ?
whyyy
Downloading HD Movie 250KB/s
FACEBOOK
netapp
Joins first game of Bang Dies on first turn
Why so many campers in battlefield 3 ?
Question everything why?
why u msg but no answr?
AD Carry why no CS
y u have to put me down Why
Why WHY MUST WE FIGHT?
Why WHY MUST WE FIGHT?
new round all t's freeze!@!@!@!@!
Set  phone alarm to 8 phone dies at 7
Ubuntu 11.04 Why the unity desktop???
Music quality goes shit increase loudness... why?
why did i have to crap my pants in front of that cute girl?? idk your bladder must hate you
Tom Why you always nag?
That moment when you realize you're 'The blitz'
Gets Pokemon to Level 100 Gameboy Dies
WHY I CANT Install BF3 Beta on PC
why i have to marry without having sex?
garet whn did u becom gay!?
COMMISH  WHY YOU CHANGE LEAGUE RULES?
Why creeper
mojang y u no fix 1.8 for macs?
Jack Shields y u so gay?
apple computers y u have close
Ali give me money!
Malakia Why you have 'fans'?
WHYyy???
Riot games why did you nerf mordekaiser
this thread. why!!!
WHY Why do you bother?
honesty why did you kill the cat?
y u temp me  i no want money pitt
Mordekaiser WHy did you get nerfed?
BLIZZARD Why i can't get a diablo iii beta key?
ASUCM SENATE Why are we still in this meeting talking about a concert
WHAI DO you keep torturing Lomez so much?
tite kubo wants to keep trolling... whyyyyy?!?!
Dominion Tanyxp & Holyrhino
leauege of legends why u dominion!?
Dlaczego nie wygrałem 50 baniek
Why  you no learn proper english!
almost finished writing paper..... power goes off
Almere why u no sell fifa 12
fu&#223;ballspiel
Wieso sind so viele memes komplette ausf&#228;lle?
nkr why me?
Did you hear that apple guy died?? R.i.p. isaac newton
what's sopa? i should go look it up on wikipedia
Did you guys hear that one steve guy died Those damn stingrays
someone  should totally stop hitler
Guys I'm a meme now
HEY GUYS I FOUND THIS COOL NEW GAME IT'S CALLED MINECRAFT
mARK MY WORDS ONE DAY WE'RE GONNA HAVE A BLACK PRESIDENT
they've discovered more pokemon! Now there's 251!
hey guys! Youtube now has 'like' instead of stars!
I may be slow but i am faster than internet explorer
Did ya hear? They're turning the harry potter books into movies!
911
Guys! they discovered a new planet its name is Pluto!
Stop Sopa
I just saw this really powerful video about violence in africa Hotel Rwanda really opened my eyes
the theatre shooting was horrible rip lincoln
DID YOU GUYS HEAR? MICHAEL JACKSON IS DEAD
guys be my friends on myspace
we're all gonna die this year y2k is very serious
Hey guys
did you heard about stve jobs? he released the ipod
rIP jESUS
what is a me-me?
lol  who's chuck testa?
Hey guys its 10.10.10
Hey Guys! Osama Bin Laden's dead!
someone should make a joke about taking arrows to the knee
I'm s0 2008 you so 2000 late
Did you guys hear about the trial? O.J IS INNOCENT
I can't believe Obama Won Mccain must be so sad right now
DID YOU GUYS HEAR THAT APPLE GUY DIED? RIP ADAM!
did you guys hear about the batman tragedy? r.i.p. heath ledger
Did you hear? brock left ash'S TEAM IN THE ANIME THERE IS THIS GUY NAMED TRACEY NOW
Did you hear?         they shut down Limewire
did you hear? the soviet union broke up
hey guys
No Way! That's Great...  WE'VE LANDED ON THE MOON!
guys! it's 11-11-11
Happy 11/11/11
finally ! diablo 2 is out
hey guys
Happy 2011
Did you hear? Pizza is a VEGETABLE now
omg
Guys! Amy Winehouse Died
Did anybody notice? slowpoke is way behind on current events.
Hey guys! did you hear about the earthquake? In japan?
omg i think there's gonna be a war! someone shot archduke ferdinand
TRY typing 'do a barrel roll in google' i love secrets
Hey guYS I HEARD OF THIS AWESOME NEW COFFEE SHOP IT'S CALLED STARBUCKS
may the 11th be with you
Do you know
I can't believe such a talented singer has died RIP Michael Jackson
WTF?! Runescape got rid of wildy and free trade
hey guys
i just got this sick new phone the razor
Hey guys
Hey Did you hear penn st has a new coach His name is joe paterno
do you know
Did you hear guys? a black guy made it to president nelson mandela
Someone Has to stop napoleon
Have you heard there making a new star wars trilogy i've heard the first one's going to be called the phantom menace!
DID YOU GUYS HEAR THE WORLDS GOING TO END! THEY CALL IT Y2K
no matter what you write here it'll become true after some time
hey guys did you hear greece is in ruins! damn romans trying to CONQUER it
did you hear? steve carell is leaving the office?
I CAN'T BELIEVE DARTH VADER IS LUKE'S FATHER!
Rip Steve Irwin
HEY WHERE DID ALL THE DINOSAURS GO?
hEY
Who am I
Did you hear? Heath Ledger died
THE OLYMPICS IS HERE GUYS I HOPE BEIJING DO A GOOD OPENING CEROMONY
windows 8? i already have windows 95.
oh my gosh! we have a BLACK PRESIDENT
Charlie Sheen is no longer on 2 and half men
Can't wait to play Diablo 2
Did you hear the news from apple? they just released a new iphone
have you heard of firefox? it's so much better than ie
can't wait for the spiderman movie tobey maguire will be great in it
Harry potter is cool will they make a second movie?
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT NEW bIRD gAME? aNGRY bIRDS!
I'M SO EXCITED FOR THE THE NEW SPIDERMAN MOVIE TOBEY MAGUIRE IS MY FAVORITE ACTOR
Hey guys! Did you know Tomatoes are actually a fruit?!
Happy thanksgiving Canada
hey guys its 2013
I can't believe Brian died He was my favourite member of the Rolling Stones
Hey everybody! They finally got osama!
hey guys
so zetta slow
hey guys  did you hear they do sliced bread now
11-11-11 MORROWIND!
Did you hear what happened to twinkies? Now they come in chocolate
You know what they should make a song about? love
guys! now you can put music in your myspace profile
Did you guys hear that apple guy died? RIP Isaac newton
Hey guys the world's going to end in 2012
I can't believe that black guy was shot R.I.P. Martin Luther king jr.
Facebook changed!!! I can't become a fan anymore...
Did you guys hear about Kim Kardashian? She Released a sex tape!!!
HEY GUYS! DID YOU HEAR BRITNEY SPEARS WENT NUTS AND SHAVED HER HEAD?
I went outside once The graphics were amazing
Guys! The British are coming!
have you guys seen that new viral video? that numa numa guy is awesome
DID YOU GUYS HEAR??? THERE'S A PHOTO OF MICHAEL PHELPS WITH A BONG
u guys hear about whitney housten she is going to be in the movie
Happy Haloween Guise!
Hey guys did you hear? kim il sung died
i don't know about you
WOW Skyrim is out already!
did you guys hear? Kim kardashian got married!
Steve died? Poor Steve Irwin
guys! I'm winning!
Happy Birthday!
i WAS A HIPSTER AFTER IT WAS POPULAR
Hey guys you hear about whats going on in uganda?
Have you heard? World gonna end in 2000
just got a nokia 3310 hope it doesnt break!
Did you guys hear? Arch-Duke Ferdinand was assassinated!
She's dead? I thought she went to rehab
GUYS! There's a sniper in washington d.c.
Did you guys hear about the recent car crash ? R.I.P. Princess diana
DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT BAD LUCK BRIAN? He Died.
where's the nearest blockbuster? i need to return my movies
New Asian star in the nba yao ming
Hey guys my tail is worth $1
FINALLY! i FINISHED THE GAME! WHEN WILL CALL OF DUTY 2 WILL BE RELEASED?
GUYS!! HEATH LEDGER DIED
Hide Yo kids
I Heard that 'the hobbit' just came out can't wait to read it
Hey guys
Did you guys hear?  There's gonna be a second world war
WE have to stop sopa i'll never live without limewire
CONGRATS ON THE SUPER BOWL WIN I KNEW THE PACKERS COULD DO IT
What's Sopa? I Should Go Look It up on wikipedia
it's about time niggers can vote
RIP Socrates One of the greatest greek philosophers
Just bought oblivion best game ever
I heard there was an earthquake In haiti
I found this new awesome band it's called two door cinema club
oh my god did you hear about the riot what those cops did to rodney king was wrong
GUESS WHAT There's a meme generator!!!
Hey guys
Hey guys did you hear about nelson mandela? he's out of jail!
Did you guys hear genghis khan died
did you guys know: The arrow to the knee joke is from skyrim!
kony 2012? let's vote for him!
hey guys just got a Myspace page
OMG I LOVE LMFAO'S NEW SONG EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN'
PLAYING COMPUTER GAME ONLINE HAVE TO START OVER BECAUSE SOMEONE PICKED UP THE PHONE.
Why's everyone upset about the new batman? I think George clooney is a great choice!
hey guys did you hear about this kony guy? we gotta stop him
hey guys titanic sunk
Guys! the wonka meme has irony!
Hey Guys Shouldn't they make a second harry Potter movie?
have you heard of the beatles they're awesome!!!
did you guys hear that theres a new pokemon its called a slowpoke
Shit guys I took an arrow to the knee
hey guys have you heard about a new webpage? its called facebook
Dude! The simpsons have a movie!
Did you hear? they killed osama!
Guess what The world ends 10-21-2011
HAVE YOU GUYS HEARD?? THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD
a leader just died R.I.P. Abe lincoln
Someone tell eve there's a snake in the garden
guys women deserve a vote too
Hey guys
DiD YOU HEAR ABOUT THE EARTH? iTS ROUND NOT FLAT
Does anybody know What the fox says?
We should move to California They have excellent schools and a low cost of living
Hey guys
hey guys i found this new hip clothing store its called hot topic
Holy Shit I have a Tail
hey guys
Add me on myspace
hey guys have you heard about a new webpage? its called megaupload
hey guys how's runescape?
Guys kobe just scored 81 points
Hey guys apparently a black guy is kidnapping childeren
Hey guys have you heard of this new windows 1.0?
michael j fox always seems cold
Did you guys hear  casey anthony isnt guilty
Hey did you guys hear about neil armstrong? i wonder if he'll do mars next
family feud should bring back richard dawson
Have you heard of the new movie about teenagers kill each other? it's called battle royale
Hey guys the pspgo is for sale
HEY GUYS HAPPY 10:10:10 10/10/10!
HEY GUYS! I just got oblivion!
did you hear rebecca black made a new song!? its called friday
guys did you hear that asian dictator&#180;s dead rip mao zedong
guys' what's sopa? Let me look in up on microsoft encarta
Did your Hear about hEath ledger?  He is going to be in the baTman sequel
Did you hear about whitney? He invented the      cotton gin
Did you Know y Is sometimes a vowel?
hey guys
Hey guys! Have you heard of the game Flappy Bird!?
Hey
VCR REPAIRMAN Isn't in THE yellow pages?!
electronic mail me rygz09a@prodigy.com
that republican screwed the economy curse you herbert hoover
GUYS Have  You heard of that guy 'DeadMau Five?'
Guys it's 1860! Russia should industrialize!
DIABLO  III
Guys
did you guys hear? the knicks have an awesome new talented player pat ewing
beware  the ides of march
HEY GUYS MEGAUPLOAD'S GONE
HEY GUYS
seriously
Guys! check out these awesome new things They are called memes
did you hear the tragic news about Houston? Apollo 13 didn't make it back
guess who just died!!!1! amy whinehouse
hey guys! have u heard about  the arrow to the knee joke?
woah guys
Someone should do something about those riots. i mean seriously
Hey
did you hear about charlie sheen... wINNING!
Hey guys!  HAVE you played the new elder scrolls? But i don't get why it's called arena...
Hey guys i found this cool new band called nickelback
do you guys know about the slowpoke meme?
hey guys did you know we have a black presidnt
Hey guys im a pok&#200;mon
hey guys have u heard about the new mmorpg? World of warcraft
GUYS! Did you hear? Kim Jong-il is the new dictator of North Korea
comes up with witty line a month later
i just bought a new TV it's color
DID you hear about that missing plane? they think air france 447 might have crashed
Hey guys did you hear about the new gaming system? its called the wii u!
#winning
There's this cool guy called jesus!
DID YOU GUYS HEAR? MINECRAFT 1.8 CAME OUT!
Hey guys there's gonna be a new nintendo system the game boy color sounds awesome
Have you guys heard what happened to wikipedia? They blacked it out for a day
Did you hear michael jackson died
guys did you hear? nintendo made a 3d portable console! they called it virtual boy
hey guys the earth is round
Did you hear Brad Pitt is getting married I bet he will be happy with jennifer aniston
Did you see the new batman movie? Jack Nicholson is awesome.
my favourite nba team? the sonics
Hey guys I finally got one of those Super Nintendos everyone is talking about
The nazis are retreating!
Hey guys These arrow to the knee jokes are starting to get kind of old
did you know pokemon professors are named after trees?
They'll never let a black man  be president
you guys hear? windows vista is out!
hide yo kids hide yo wife
OMG! did you hear? steam got hacked!
Did you hear about that new game? Can't wait to play oblivion guys!
Maybe I'LL vote for mccain
Have you heard? Steve jobs died !
mitt romney is doing quite well  but i think mccain has the nomination
hey guys we really need to stop kony
GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS IT'S FRIDAY
hey have you guys ever played this new game its called pokemon
have you guys heard about this new awesome website?  called wikipedia
someone should make a meme that trolls slow people
did you guys hear about the batman movie? some people hate dark knight rises!
ThE HUNGER GAMES? is that were people starve in a Competition?
Hey
Did you hear the guy that played Joker died R.I.P Cesar Romero
i can count to potato
You guys seen this fresh new meme? 'in soviet russia'
did you guys know that ross is going out with rachel
that republican screwed our economy curse you herbert hoover
i've been waiting for a new playstation for years finally
did you hear manning won a superbowl Good job Peyton
have you guys heard about what's going on in africa? that apartheid is a horrible thing
i'm going to leave myspace and get a facebook
Hey guys the 1st episode for legend of korra was leaked
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT COLUMBINE
Did you see the royal wedding? Diana looked gorgeous
this new invention is awesome! the wheel
did you hear? jesus died!
hey guys that new company microsoft isnt looking to good better counter invest
you guys heard about michael jackson he got plastic surgery
There's an amazing new show on tv. it's called american idol.
Leonardo is so good in titanic proportions
I just realized Justin bieber is gay
GUYS  Stop with all those arrow in the knee jokes
Ladies have you met ted?
happy new year
HEY GUYS I FINALLY CHANGED MY FACEBOOK PROFILE PIC
Hey guys when does the narwal bacon?
omg you guys have you heard of sopa?
Hey guys happy new year!
Sad daY for INDY CAR R.I.P. Paul danna
did you hear The arab dictator died! it seemed that sadam never would die
did you hear about those new phones that let you check your email and stuff?
whoa bruce wayne is batman
HAppy NEW YEAR 2010
Guys did you hear pat's been diagnosed with cancer?
guys Steve jobs retired as ceo of apple
yo guys steve jobs just announced some thing called an iPad
DiD you hear about steve? I guess he shouldn't be swimming with stingrays
Hey guys! I think that was Chuck Testa
We just landed on the moon! usa! usa! usa!
did you guys hear? snape killed dumbledore
I cant believe Steve died to a sting ray
omg! lady di died!!!
did you hear about that ship disaster? the costa concordia will never sail again
WAKE ME UP WHEN SEPTEMBER ENDS
Did you hear
Did you guys hear about the government? obama got re-elected!
I'm calling it now Dubstep is going to be popular soon
Just bought my first ipod
there's this new band they're called 'the beatles'. so lame. they'll never be popular.
I may be slow but I knew Miley was a train wreck from the start
hey did you hear about that new comedy coming out i will totally see monty python and the holy grail
Hulkamania is runnin' wild!
Hey guys! Did you know there's a hurricane coming?
HEY GUYS DID YOU KNOW THAT MST DOESN'T NEGATE
Hey guys! you can type  'DO A BARREL ROLL' In google!
Did you hear that johnny depp has a new movie out what's eating gilbert grape looks interesting
i don't believe it ginger left the spice girls
hey did you hear? shaq broke the backboard
Did you hear about the oil spill? It's been going on for like 4 weeks now.
Hey guys 4/20
Did you hear diablo 2 had an expansion?
are you guys following this election? i think we might finally elect a black president
Hey guys did you hear about michael Jackson? he's white now!
Hey guys check out my cool flip phone
Have you heard about the dictator who kills children hitler 1945
So the hunger games came out it's a real page turner
did you hear about kony stop him
WAZAAAAA
OMG did you hear? The titanic hit an iceberg
Hey guys the us government is controlled by corporations and israel
have you guys heard? bill clinton cheated on his wife!
we have to stop joseph kony
Herman Cain 2012
Why happen'd... to olivia munn
wtf facebook timeline
hey guys did you hear what kanye did to taylor swift?
Hey guys Have you heard of gmail?
Did you guys know that 2012 is a leap year
did you guys see last nights series finale of friends?
Hey guys did you hear that they got osama?
guys... where's megaupload?
So there's this new online music service... they're calling it napster
Nope Chuck Testa
you guys hear about that new phone? it can take pictures!
HEY GUYS! WIKIPEDIA'S DOWN!
...took an arrow to the knee' what a funny new meme
hey guys i think the psn just got hacked!
guys Have you heard? gaddafi's dead!
I was about to evolve but then i took an arrow to the knee
happy thanksgiving
OH My god y2k
Somebody should make a meme About a pokemon
guys did u hear a black guy had become president nelson mandela
Did you hear about the new pokemon? Now there's 151
hey guys did you hear kim kardashian got married?
Hey guys
OMIGOD! Worlds gonna end Y2K
hey guys! you can 'like' facebook comments now!
guys! they sent people to the moon!!
guys juliet is the sun!
GUYS DID YOU HEAR? SLASH LEFT GUNS N' ROSES!
know steve jobs? HE just announced the macintosh!
guys! Steve Jobs died
Guys did you hear Steve IRWIN is dead
did you hear? half life 2 is out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey guys! Steve jobs resigned.
Guess what? I Totally got a new evoluton everyone
Whoa....  this matrix movie reminds me of inception
Hey guys apple makes phones now!
IT'S A TRAGEDY I HEARD OIL IS SPILLING IN THE GULF OF MEXICO
Never Forget December 7
SNAPE... IS TRUSTED By DUMBLeDORE
Omg guys! we have a black president!
hey guys have you tried malort?
Hey GUYS HAVE YOU SAVED YET?
wow a fire/psychic pokemon! bring it on victini
You guys heard the game called Flappy Bird?
DID YOU HEAR about congress?! THEy just declared war on japan!
hey guys i got facebook
I found this awesome new band  Coldplay
Guys
Just brought a Manning Jersey for the super bowl Go denver
Did you see this new meme ? Kilroy was here
We're Alive we survived y2k
HEY GUYS THE WORLD IS GOING TO END TODAY
HAVE YOU HEARD OF THIS NEW DANCE CRAZE? IT'S CALLED GANGNAM STYLE
internet explorer  is slower than me
Tim Tebow will lead the Jets to a Super Bowl victory next season
OMG HEATH LEDGER WAS JUST CONFIRMED AS JOKER I CANT BELIEVE IT
did you hear about that new dance gone viral? it's called crank dat by soulja boy
So there's this great new british group the beatles
did you see mr. bean at the olympics opening? dude it was so funny
hey
Did you hear they made a car that gets 40 mpg I can't wait to get a geo metro
guys! did you hear about the new particle? its called an 'electron'
have you guys played 'zero wing'? lol you wouldn't believe the bad grammer
Have you heard? bush might have rigged the election!
Hey guys yOU'VE GOT THE WATCH THIS NEW SUPERHERO MOVIE! ıT'S CALLED THE AVENGERS
hey guys! i just got rick-rolled!
Hey guys
I SIGNED UP FOR QUICKFLIX IN 2010 IS MY FREE TRIAL OVER??
hey guys i got one more evolution
Hey guYS
why hasn't michael jackso had a concert lately i like his music
hey guys! have you seen that new tv show? it's called 'the simpsons'
Hey Guys
omg blizzards finally going to release it i cant wait for warcraft 3
Hey Guys Did you hear about davy jones? he was the captain of the flying dutchman
RIP Whitney houston ps. Happy New year
you know what? me neither.
this rush limbaugh guy sure is a loudmouth sexist pig
did you guys here about this terrorist guy?! they killed osama!
OH guys did you see inception?
You guys hear about that famous singer who died? R.I.P John Lennon
did you hear about those hippies they're so radical! there gonna change the world
Guys! check out my new vcr!
what a historical moment for america we got first black president
THESE WORLDWIDE DISASTERS ARe SCARY  Y2K will be crazy!
hey guize
People on facebook Are misusing memes!
Hey GUYS HAVE YOU HEARD SCOTT PILGRIM IS BEING MADE INTO A MOVIE
It's that time again no shave november
Hey Guys Did you see the new site layout!
Introducing a meme emoticon SMILE :-)
hey guys
omg guys some chileans are stuck in a mine
Did you guys hear about that ship that sunk called titanic
HEY Guys! let's play minecraft 1.8!
HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR? ITS POKEMON DISPLAY PIC MONTH
I'm so scared guys I heard that y2k is gonna end the world
Happy newyear!
Hey Guys
just watched how high must let everyone on facebook know about this awesome new movie
Hey Guys! i just catched all 150 pokemon!
hEY GUYS hAPPY THANKSGIVING
have you heard about the new elder scorlls? man
I JUST FOUND OUT I CAN MAKE MEME ON MEMEGERRATOR
never forget remember the alamo!
guess what i just bought! oblivion
GUYS GUESS WHAT!! they've announced a possibe 5th elder scrolls game!!
OMG guys
hey guys! i saw these things called memes on this site 9gag.
Hey Guys go to google type in 'do a barrel roll'
modern warfare 2 is  released
add me on friendster
Hey guys bf3 is out
Hey guys! It's November 9! Shouldn't we be celebrating the 9/11 ten year anniversary?
!!! My mom knows!!
Hey
omg guess what? sasuke left the leaf village!
Hey guys ! lets throw the tea into the boston harbor!
wow
Amanda Knox was accepted to her study abroad program in ITaly
Hey guys steve jobs resigned
I'M GONNA SELL MY ENRON SHARES
i added a new picture on myspace
Hey guys Pokemon power defense
GUYS! PSN IS DOWN
GUYS AMY WINEHOUSE DIDNT GO TO REHAb
Bill Gates Is No Longer CEO of Microsoft
there's a huge storm coming hurricane katrina
We should go to war with iraq for this
Hey guys did you hear lebron signed with the heat
love that truck rick and a.j. drive on  simon & simon
Guys did you hear about this new Sitcom?  Friends?
Guys did you hear they're bringing back old meme's
LATEST NEWS! Bill Clinton the president cheated on his wife!
new warcraft game is coming! world of warcraft!
pssht! dont tell anybody! but i think world of warcraft is really being made!
hey guys
dats so groovy!
did you hear about that missing plane they think amelia earheart might be dead
SCHOOL INTERNET ALMOST AS SLOW AS ME
hey guys have you heard of the game flapy bird?
I cant believe how much LUSU is spending on Roses advertisement
Hey DID YOU HEAR THAT YOU CAN GET BANNED FROM XBOX LIVE BY SWEARING?
can't Flim Flam The Zim ZAm
Have you hear about Crimea? That florence Nightingale is an inspiration
Happy new year everyone! Welcome to 2013!
Guys! The new pokemon games will be called gold and silver!
Hey Guys Guess what? I'm In Charge of releasing Pokebank
I FOUND OUT THAT THERE IS THIS NEW WORD NAMED YOLO WHICH MEANS YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE!
hey... do you have a  myspace?
i finally saw 'the anchorman' (2004)
half-life 3? don't worry guys
guys we need to beat misty
Did you guys know that redbull is a f1 racing team?
Why don't we make this A new meme
Hey Guise
Did you hear the U.S. Government shutdown? We should do something about it
Hey guys have you heard of these things called memes?
did you guys hear about the new types of pokemon Steel and dark
who did you vote for? i voted Richard nixon
Did you guys hear about that show that got canceled? R.I.P Firefly
I've decided to Instagram!
DO YOU LISTEN TO NIRVANA? HEARD THAT SONG SMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT.. OMG
Hey guys stop kony 2012
Hey guys There's a meme battle
Hey Guys did you hear they killed off the main character in GOT His name was ned
Screw LOGIC I'm Pink and I know it
Hey did you guys hear about that plane crash? I cant believe it hit the twin towers
history channel is neat but there are so many shows about hitler
This 
hAVE YOU GUYS HEARD OF  THOSE 'MEME' THINGS?
guys we should bring back old memes
guys we have a pope John Paul II must be really happy
OMG LUke is darth vader's sun?
we should make a harlem shake video
i'M SLOW BUT YOU TRIED TO BUY MY TAIL WITH 1000000 COINS
Hey guys a guy turned his cat into a helicopter
sony asks us 'See the future' I think it might be about the playstation 2!
Hey Guys
hey guys did you hear? kendrick and aoki are gonna be in Athens
Have you heard about the meteor? it killed all the dinosaurs
Jeremy Lin  is so pro !
Hey people of reddit do you have any pictures of deformed hands?
Did you hear about that school shooting i hope the survivors of columbine are alright
hey i saw i great movie this weekend
hey guys
Hey guys When does generation 4 come out?
GUYS YOU HAVE TO SEE THESE GRAPHICS NINTENDO 64 IS GONNA BE HUGE
I just watched this sick movie We should make our own 'Project X' !
guys you better get ready for that huge hurricane KAtrina
wow we might finally have a black president herman cain 2012
Hey reddit check out my halloween costume
Did you hear that america just got a black president
'hey man I found a really cool song today' 'it's called gangnam style
Did you hear about the new star wars movies they're making a preqeul trilogy
that was a bad hurricane i hope new orleans can recover
did you hear that the old president was re-elected? congratulations for president vladimir putin
Hey guys did you hear the guy on the moon died
hey clinton when are we going to intervene in rwanda?
You heard about the elections? Putin got like 140%
HEY guys
Nope!!! chuck testa.
look at this coold imageboard called 4chan
COngrats george on your election this washington guy seems to be a pretty cool guy
Did you hear about the olympics? I heard beijing is going to host it
Kony 2012
i HEARD ABOUT THIS NEW GUY NAMED sKRILLEX
nickelodeon changed their logo! now it has a splat
Omg asH gives away his best Pokemon  Bye butterfree
Did you guys know that princess link is a cool page?
I can't believe OPPORTUNITY landed on mars
Hey Guys did you hear? There's a new game called World of Warcraft
did anyone else hear about the shooting in colorado? columbine high school was turned into a blood bath
The dark knight was so amazing heath ledger is such a good actor!
I found this awesome movie the avengers
HEY GUY have you heard of minecraft??
Did you guys hear about that theatre shooting? R.I.P President Lincoln
Waymond Womano is like Raymond Romano
hey guys they finally discovered that elusive particle! they called it a quark lol
guys there's a whole *world* of warcraft now!
did you guys watch the queen's diamond jubilee? I wonder if she's still a virgin
i don't believe it ginger left the spice girls
been partying  LIKE IT'S 1999
did you hear about that actor's death? r.I.P. Brandon lee
DID YOU HEAR? mATLOCK GOT CANCLED
Did you guys see jack nicholson at the oscars? HE WAS WEARING SHADES LOL
Did you guys see those funny cat pictures? louis wain is a great painter
hey guys this kony guy needs to be stopped
They are making a movie Of the Avengers
OMFG GUYS! Deathwing's the last boss of Dragon Soul!
did you guys heared about  diablo 3 release?
Guys did you hear? The mavericks won the championship!
kony 2012 sounds Delicious!
Hey wait... when did a black guy become president?
diablo 3 just came out? they have to make diablo 2 first.
Omg Limewire isn't working
Did you know MTV isn't a music channel anymore? You should turn on your tv and see.
May the fourth Be with you
you should add me on the new networking site  its called twiter
Hey Guys did you see the schedule  We've got some hard choices to make
Have you seen that new micheal cera show? it's called arrested development!
I love the new pepsi drink and there's only 1 calorie in it!
hey guys isn't Myspace the coolest?
can you believe britney spears shaved her head?
omg guise could there be fascism w/o antisemitism?
You guys! The earth revolves around the sun!
JUST BOUGHT THE NEWEST SONY CONSOLE! PLAYSTATION 2 YEAH!
But Heres my number So call me maybe
HEY GUYs DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THIS KONY DUDE?
holy crap did you hear they got saddam?
DId ya hear? They're turning the hunger games books into movies!
Apocalypse was 9 years ago slowpoke evolved into slowbro
omg have you seen pamela anderson's sex tape?
hey guys wassuaaaaaaaaaa!!!
Did you see that plane hit the tower??? omfg here comes another
wow a 15 seed beat a 2 seed! congrats coppin state
OMG!! Have you heard of this new App called Angry Birds?!?
Hey did you guys hear about that joseph guy? i hear he killed millions of people in the ussr
BP OIL SPILL WHERE?
guys theres a new website its called myspace :D
OMG guys heath ledger in the dark knight outstanding!!
Hey guys check out my new motorola razr phone
Did u hear about that civil war Russias communist now!
hey guys the cake is a lie
haPPY Birthday
windows' new system seems very good windows 95 will be so great
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT JOSEPH KONY
I hope they make harry potter into a movie!
Who is Skrillex?
did you guys hear? there's a social network website called friendster !
did you hear russia elected a new president? It's vladimir putin
HEY !! did u know if megaupload is closed ?!
Arrow to the knee? Oooo Lord of the rings obvi
hey
first! ...
DID YOU HEAR WHAT'S GOING ON IN AFRICA? SAVE DARFUR
that game where you build with blocks is awesome who wouldve guessed tetris is so much fun?
omg 9/11
Did You Guys Hear? Juniors have a history Paper!
Finally saw v for vendetta last night with joe ....................
heyy everybody... happy 2012!!!
Hey guys  I discovered a great game with blocks!
plays mass effect 3 finally learns what the mass effect is
did you hear about the new social network? bbs rocks
Wouldn't it be funny if we started making jokes about Napier?
Stop right there criminal scum
i've heard about a player called messi maybe he gonna be good
whitNEY hOUSTON SMOKED WHAT?
did u guys hear? they made a pokemon video game  too bad its in black or white
hey guys! did you get an invite to batman's party at pancho's?
GUYS THAT SINGER FROM FOO FIGHTERS TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE NIRVANA'S DRUMMER
hey guys did you see ? we have a forgiven loss
did you guys hear? things may be perceived in more than one way
Its an election year I like this dukakis guy
Hey guys
use dettol its 99.9% effective!
Hey guys did you hear? Lonelygirl15 is a fictional character! Can you BELIEVE it?
Hey guys amy winehouse died
R.I.P. John Lennon
oh no sopa is coming im not going to be able to post videos in myspace
did you hear? The playstation network is back up!
Have you Guys heard about etta james? her new song 'At Last' is so catchy
r.i.p. michael jackson
hey guys did u know morpheus daughter is pornstar
have you heard of those memes?? sure would hate to be one of them
You see that new batman movie with the Joker?  It was chilling Nicholson did an awesome job
Oh my god did you guys hear about the super bowl half time show? the who was amazing
Spoiler alert snape kills dumbledore
Hey guys You heAr about this Tebow guy?
the world's gonna end may 21 2011
GUYS did you know there is a slowpoke meme now?
why doesn't someone just make a website where people can make their own memes?
guys guess what apparently the world's gonna end this year!
HAPPY HALLOWEEN
These console wars are bogus Gamecube will always beat xbox
Stephen colbert has his own flavor of ice cream!
guys that meowth can talk!
I used to be Very fast But then i took an arrow to the knee
Did you hear the US News Results? UChicago is ranked #5 in the nation now
Hey guys
MAn
WHO CARES? DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE GUY    WITH THE GOLDEN VOICE?
Did you hear? PSN is down
HAVE a great new year lets make 2007 rock
did you hear? Facebook's got new chat smileys :)
Hey guys! where are the turkeys?! Happy thanksgiving!
Guys
Guys! They're making a batman sequel it's being directed by tim burton again
Hey people! There is a place where you can create your own memes
did you hear? christian bale is the new batman
I am just an excuse to repost everything
Guys
Did you guys hear about the new game? can't wait to play atari!
Type 'let it snow' in google see what happens
HEY guys watch out for a 4chan attack
Holy shit The twin towers collapsed
Hey did you guys here? Osama Bin Laden Died
hey guys did you hear? adolf hitler died
Hey guys There totally aren't  any dinosaurs anymore
omg did you hear? the emas are coming to belfast!
The NOrth Korean Dictator is Dead! Rip Kim Il-sung
guys! the leader of north korea is dead! r.i.p. kim-il sung
HEY GUYS! JUST JOINED PICZO!
Hey guys! there is a new MMorpg coming! world of warcraft!
Can you believe these terrorists? crashing into twin towers... we should do something
GUYS DID YOU HEAR?! I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE!
Did you hear? abraham lincoln was assassinated!
hey youtube is different! gonna write a slopoke meme about it
HEY GUYS  BIN LADINS DEad
you're looking like a fool with your pants on the ground
Hey guys! i just finished the engineer class in Battlefield 2!
You still on hi5? come to orkut bro.
Did you guys hear it's almost Jesus' birthday? Party in Bethlehem!
Hey Guys! Skyrim is out!
Hey Guys! Bruce Willis Was Dead this whole time!
Hey Guys! they just cancelled Star trek!
i cant wait for the sequel to return of the king  whats it called again? the hobbt
I like Apple but have you heard about orange?
Did you guys know that there are aliens hidden in the background on every episode?
TANTI AUGURI DI BUONCOMPLEANNO DENNIS!!!!
Vieron maes? echaron a charlie en two and a half men
Steve jobs is dead
HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR? mINECRAFT 1.0 CAME OUT
Who should I ban? ...Welcome To Summoners Rift
whoa i wonder if nintendo is making more systems The nes is getting boring
11-11-11 make a wish
hey guys have  you heard rebecka black's song friday?
have you tried this new game called cs? so awesome
I Just finished Halo! I hope there's sequel
DId you guys hear that apple guy dıed? rıp adam
Oh my god! Steve Jobs Died!
11/11/11 Shit
hey guys have you heard of this rage comic thing?
Hey guys its 11.11.11 Oblivion came out!
hey guys who's down for some wager matches on black ops
Halo combat evolved looks bad ass hope there's a trilogy
47 out of 50 after 48 tries
DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT THIS JESUS OF NAZARETH? I GOTTA WISH HIM HAPPY 1ST BIRTHDAY
Hey guys
with all the new games coming out
Did you hear about Penn state? They hired some Joe Paterno guy!
Did you guys hear? michael jackson died!
so that new nintendo ds is out now
Remember
do you guys think we could get aesop rock to do an ama?
Hey guys!!! DID YOU SEE THAT ANTIONE DODSON VIDEO???
Hey Guys! Did you hear its snowing?
Did you hear that apple guy died? R.I.P isaak newton
Brock do you have eyes?
Isn't that crazy kim kardashian's getting married
the world will end next year.. Millennium bug is coming
did you hear about that black man in the states? he's allowed to sit anywhere on the bus
Kim kardashian got divorced
hey guys! chuck norris jokes are still funny
Have you guys heard about this new site? its called google
Hey guys when are they announcing the acts for rutgersfest
Stereotypes? I like panasonic
finally the war in the middle east has ended i'm happy for the mespotamians
GUYS
did you hear about gaddafi? he got deposed
they finally killed that dictator i thought we'd never kill hitler
Did you hear about steve jobs? he released a home computer!
Guys! Did you hear about hurrican katrina?
thank god! the playstation network is FINALLY back on!
carlos mencia can't write his own jokes
Dude! pokemon got a tv show!
Did you hear about that guy hitler? apparently he hates jews or something...
Attractive male celebrity comes out of closet I can't believe Neil patrick harris is gay
DID YOU GUYS HEAR? sTEVE CORWIN DIED
guys queen has a new album out
I'm So excited right now. The beatles are coming to america
Did you hear the president got assassinated R.I.P Lincoln
hey guys did ash turn 11 yet?
tiger woods is president now?
omg theres a call of duty 3?
I just heard about that genius man who died... R.I.P. Albert einstein
Did you hear about steve? Irwin.
guys! MICHAEL jackson just died!
I like Rainbow-Dash she Always Dresses in style
Hey guys
hey guys the british are coming
omg!! cd's so old news... there's mp3!!
Myspace is dead Get on Facebook
hey did you guys hear about steve jobs? he got fired by apple!
hey guys! they instated a 'Don't ask
What is 9/11?
did you hear about apple? they released the ipad!
hey guys Steve jobs retired as ceo
GUYS! STeve jobs stepped down as ceo!
GUYS WALT DISNEY died
Red Sox Nation The Curse has been lifted!
did you guys hear about nintendo's new system? it's supposed to have motion sensing controls
You should listen to this new singer Her names brittney spears
hey guys! did you hear about the rapist in lincoln park?
Ashton Kutcher is in a new show
Guys! Chris christie is thinking of running for president
Did you guys hear about arrested development I just finished season one and it was awesome
Holy crap Steve jobs just stepped down as APple CEO
CHARLIE SHEEN
did you guys hear about the new pokemon yellow version
I FINISHED EPISODE 2
Hey guys someone fed my dog a cucumber
guys i just found this awesome new website called myspace
Oh my God! A plane just hit the second tower!
GUYS! Nigahiga isn't #1 most subscribed of all time anymore!
I just found out! Y2K!!!
Hey Florida I heard about that tornado Good thing I'll be in Ocean city
First!
whoa!! Did anyone else just feel an earthquake?
Did you hear about the hurricane? My heart goes out to those in New Orleans.
did you hear? nintendo realeased a new system! it's called the snes!
did you hear?  egypt built a pyramid!
I'll poke you slowly
Hey
HOLY SHIT WAS THAT AN EARTHQUAKE?!
Did You hear? Osama bin Laden was killed!
Hey GUYS! Freddy Krueger is in the new Mortal Kombat!
I heard they're making a Dragonball Z live action movie Hope it's gonna be awesome!
If you call me slow I'll poke you
hey guys have you heard of skrillex? epic dubstep
New Deal? Won't that bankrupt the country?
Hey guys
Hey everyone! Germany invaded Poland.
Did you hear? They stopped making vhs
OMG YOU GUYS we can register for pottermore now
Did you hear? Minecraft is now in Beta!
OMG DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE 'BALLOON BOY'  They JUst found him in a box!
at long last  valve released meet the spy!
anyone remeber pogs?
Hey guys Minecraft is going into 1.4
guys! Google has email now!
omg guys there's a slowpoke meme!
Did you read the patch notes? Heimer got nerfed
hey guys myspace is dead!
Hey guys did you hear?  Ingress for iOS  is out.
Did you hear? gEN 2 REMAKES confirmed!
breaking news donald sterling has been fired!
did you hear about obama? he won the election!
HEY GUYS HAVE YOU ALREADY HEARD ABOUT EDITH PIAF ?
Osama Bin Laden did 9/11 We need to catch this guy
Hey Guys
you think i do weed i do all the drugs
slowpoke has learned new skill find out what during the 3948 next episodes of pokeball z
Hey Guys! Did you hear about HeartBleed?
Did you guys hear  Emerald is out
someone put these little shits ON THE EXTINCT LIST
did you hear the latest on russia? The cold war is over!!!
Omg! Did you hear? Liberace was gay.
i'm on team jacob
MAY THE FIFTH BE WITH YOU!
I REALLY HOPE PAM AND JIM EVENTUALLY GET TOGETHER
Did you hear about the ultimate warrior?!  he beat Hulk Hogan at wrestlemania!
hey guys when r u meeting on skype?
you guys are never going to believe this circuit city went out of business!
Did you hear about the riots in boston? they're throwing away perfectly good tea
I LOVE THIS
The king finally died rip robert baratheon
GUYS
service error: 370 Flight not found
Guys! Pokemon is on Netflix!
Have you guys heard about that new bird game everyone likes? It's called 'Angry Birds'
Hey guys! There is this new song sweeping the nation! Its Called Smells Like Teen Spirit
OH HAI THAR! I EATED YUR BISKIT!
hey guys my tail grew back
Did you hear about spotify? Finally I can find and hear music without you tube!
Hey guys I'm raising money for cancer It's called Movember
Hey guys did you know russia invaded poland?
did you guys hear? george washington is president!
Hey guys did you hear.. Minecraft wont support Oculus rift.
Did you hear They're missing a plane?
Did you know there is a new actor playing darren on 'bewitched'
Did you hear ? The chicago blackhawks won the stanley cup !
DiD YOU HEAR ABOUT THE EARTH? iTS ROUND NOT FLAT
Did you guys hear about that missing plane? poor Amelia earhart
hey did you know level 35 moves have 80 ap & they heal 75 hp! isn't that weird
I sure hope they find that plane I really admire Amelia earhart
did you hear? they lost this plane. r.i.p. glenn miller
Patch speed is Slowpoke slooow!
Omg! Did you hear? The bible is full of stories people Just made uP
that plane went missing? we have to find amelia earhart!
Hey Guys My RQ4 Is Down
Guys Bruce willis was dead the whole time
DId guys you guys hear? There might be a fox in the group
omg guys pokemon is on netflix
Did you hear about that plane that went missing? i hope they find amelia earheart
Did you hear about that plane that went missing? i've been looking for france flight 447 on google earth all day
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT PLANE THAT WENT MISSING? THEY THINK AMELIA EARHEART MIGHT BE DEAD
Did you guys hear about the missing plane? They said amelia earhart went missing
DiD YoU HeAr aBoUt C.m. PuNk Leaving Wwe? He ToOk ThE ChAmPiOnShIp BeLt WiTh Him WheN He LeFt!
stfu noob i'm 6IV !!!
YOU GUYS KNOW FLAPPY BIRD? I'VE JUST SCORED 6
yes i work for blizzard
Guys we need to beat misty
guys
hey guys
can't find candles for the friday pumpkin already carved
must find candles for tomorrow carved a pumpkin already
No School?!
Guys
Wouldn't this be geat as a meme
Great minds think alike
hey guys did you see that shot by tj oshie?
Do you remember whitestag? Cuz I don't it must be a new guild or something....
Hey guys i found this really hard 'flappy bird' game
did you guys hear about the superbowl? Pats lost to NY again!!!
Hey guys What time is that gerd exam?
I DONT ALWAYS JERK OFF BUT WHEN I DO
HEY Guy
a famous actor has died from a heroin overdose r.i.p. cory monteith
No school!
Hey GUYS it's snowing
Xbox One came out cant wait to play halo combat evolved
I MAY BE SLOW
The Internet needs to ban together kony 2012
They should make an Ipod touch with a phone in it
Hey guys the state of the union address should be coming up soon
did you hear that new ingrosso and dirty south song? Silvia
Can't wait till the next olympics 2004 Greece
Hey guys What does the fox say?
hey guys i just found out samus was a girl
Have u heard about this new thing called The Internet?
I just got Pokemon Trozei 6 years ago
Hey guys frank Ocean is pretty good
hey guys frank ocean is pretty good
We must definitely stop kony
Happy new year 2012 is going to be a great year!
Merry Christmas
Guys kneecoleslaw was a cam girl
Happy Christmas
DID YOU HEAR ? PAUL WALKER DIED
Hey guys did you hear disney bought star wars
HEY GUYS I JUST FINISHED FUNCTIONS
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Happy New Year
happy 2010!
Merry Christmas
Let me be the first to say Happy 2013!
happy new year
Hey Guys Did you know Its new years eve
Happy 2013 Everyone
Happy New Year!! #2012
I made it in time
Happy Thanksgiving
Happy New year 2013 is going to be great
Merry Christmas
Happy 4th of july everyone
Merry Christmas
Merry  Christmas!
We survived! Y2k was a lie
guys
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2013
haha
Hey guys I have a great idea let's upvote everything on user sub
makes it rain by yawning?
Upvote everything it's christmas in user submitted
LET ME POST A BRAND NEW VIDEO OF A DEAD CAT ON A QUAD COPTER
did you see that horse on the SS Madame de Pompadour
I heard the server was down
hey
command b makes things bold
HEY DID YOU HEAR? THERES GONNA BE A GEN 3!
Hey Guys! Kanye's Obnoxious.
D: D: D: :D :D :D
guys
guys! tri-star is gonna make their own godzilla film! it better be good!
Too bad we lost the game Better luck next year
R.i.p. Paul walker
RIP PAUL WALKER
Did you guys hear the awful news japan bombed pearl harbor
hey guys! i got this funny idea we should use the name shem for jokes!
did you guys hear about health care? no one likes hillarycare!
did you guys hear about the government website? it got hacked by anonymous
hey guys
Doctor who? maybe i should start watching
Mark my words pokemon is the devil
Have you heard that cookiezi quit OSU?
So sad to hear about that celebrity who just died in a car crash Ryan Dunn was far too young
R.I.P. Ryan Dunn
Did you hear about the government shutdown? No way is Clinton getting reelected
me creo un pocemon de fabianita
Guys
theres a new meme came out called troll face
Avete sentito? E' uscito Half Life 2
Hey man! I heard that you're a brony
did you hear?? league of legend's season 3 is coming!
Hey guys did you hear? Ios7 is waterproof
Hey guys
just now getting your joke
Guys
I heard making a watermark Would help you in these situations.
I am worried about what's happening in kirkwall
oh my god the world is going to end on december 21
Maybe if i poke her with it.... She will be in the mood
Hey guys
Oh you're Max Anarch
the americas cup races are on
did you hear? they're making a harry potter movie series! i hope the philosopher stone movie will be just as good as the book.
I choose you SLowtoke
Did you hear Darren White Left Anathema
did you guys hear about the tickld war? i cant wait to see which country wins
Just found out about this meme
Did you hear the news about Johnny Manziel? He might win the heisman
Ayyy Gurl Let me slowpoke dat azz
Hey did you hear about that extremist government using chemical weapons on its own innocent civilians? Somebody should stop Hitler and those Nazis!
Congratulations
Did you guys see the VMAs Britney and Madonna Kissed!
Not sure if im fast and others are slow?
Did you guys Hear about the NASA frog?
I can't believe leonardo dicaprio didn't win the oscar! titanic is such a good movie!
Hey Guys! I found this cool new show with Zombies! It's called the Walking Dead!
Did YOU HEAR THAT PLUTO ISN'T A PLANET ANYMORE?
did ya hear the news about the newest member of the royal family it's kate middleton
Avoids tail being eaten by team rocket tail gets chomped on by shellder anyway
DId you guys hear about all the hate on the olympics in europe? why doesn't hitler just let the jews compete
did you guy hear about the olympics in europe hitler sure got mad at that black guy for winning
Hey guys
Hey guys
Snape is innocent and fred dies
Did you hear the verdict? Casey Anthony is innocent
Hey guys... have you heard about the new Ford Atlas?
Internet explorer
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hey guys i'm finally a pokemon
7/11 gives out free sluprees today? I'm going to go get one!
Have you played Peta's pokemon black and blue game yet? The game is just horrifying. :'-(
IT SURE IS GREAT TO BE A SPONSOR OF QUICKMEME
i may be slow but I'm faster than meme generator has been ever since it changed it's layout.
Cops do very bad things
did you hear about that lions selection? crazy... looks like jackie kyle's been dropped completely
Hey guys
Can't wat for the  game of thrones Season finale
Did you know that Jigglypuff is a Fairy-type? I guess I'm not the only one who's slow
Just saw new Bond movie Pierce Brosnan is the best bond ever
HAHAHA DER FISCH HAUT IHM VOLL IN DIE FRESSE
cabros llegu
Did you guys hear about the new type? These Steel and Dark Pokemon are crazy!
Why does everything these days have a pound sign in front of it?
Hey guys
Sprained ankle 6 weeks ago finds out now
Xbox One looks pretty sweet
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Did you hear? David Tennant is leaving Doctor Who
Hey guys
OMG
Did you hear what happened on Game of Thrones? They killed off Ned Stark.
guys add me on the call
That Console announcement was great I cant wait for the playstation 4
I may be slow but i'm faster than a lamborghini murcilago.
Did you guys hear  you can favorite posts
Have you guys Heard? they're bringing back 'Prison Break' It's on HUlu
did you hear about the new xbox reveal they are calling it the 360
did you guys hear about the KIDNAPPING by the sla??
Guys
Did you guys hear about that oklahoma tornado? 1999 sure has some awful weather.
Hey GUYS there's a new videogame system in town Can't Wait for Virtual Boy
Hey guys did you hear? They're making a new xbox called the Xbox 360.
whats that pokemon? james alexander ashley the tard
Hey guys Did you hear about the time Adrian popped his tyres?
Guys
windows 8? way ahead of you! I have windows 2000!
aaron master bady
Hey guys the canucks are in the final
Did you guys hear about the new Star Wars movies? I can't wait for Episodes I
i just found this cool site memegenerator
did you guys just hear that big bang? we have a universe!
becoming 14 HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Steve jobs is dead
#KONY2012
Hey GUYS It's My Cake day
We should make a new meme and the star of it could be a pokemon
Slavery ABolished
Of Course i've listened to psy's new song it's called gangnam style
guys did you hear about Moon moon?
Hey guys a Meteorite has just wiped out the dinosaurs!
Did you hear about the new dance craze? It's called 'Macarena'
Hey guys have you heard that new psy song? Gangnam Style
Did you hear about Boston? What a waste of tea!
AAAYYYEEE SEXY LADY!!! OP OP OP OP OP OPPan GANGHAM STYLE
Did you guys hear about kobe? He cut off his afro
we got the bomber osama is dead
They got him Osama bin laden has been captured
Guyz did you hear about waco texas?! There is some guy there shooting up the place
DID you guys hear about boston? They say the harbor tastes like tea.
Did you guys hear about boston? Five people were killed by british soldiers
RIP to those lost in the bombing In Oklahoma City
Hey guys Korra is out apparently a water tribe girl is the avatar and needs to learn airbending
HEY GUYS wadsworth
Hey guys! I got Fallout New Vegas!
hey kawaann!! chelsea juara liga champions loh!!!
Alan wake was a great game What are we playing next?
&#232; stato eletto il nuovo papa W Leone III
GUYS
Guys have heard bioshock 2 just came out
make kony famous kony 2012
Lil Wayne HAd a seizure
Right
Guys i just saw this new movie 96 hours
Hear about Roger Ebert? He is going to write a Book
OMG guys
GF 3 seconds later SCissors!!!
I can't believe Google closes google wave
DID YOU GUYS  HEAR ABOUT THE OLD MEMES?
Are we posting old memes again?
guys! guys! I'm in this really cool game It's called pokemon yellow
Hey guys DID YOU KNOW that it's the head usher's birthday?
happy birthday
LUCAS IS making 3 more movies star wars episodes 1
lucas is making 3 more movies star wars episodes 1
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE LAST RAVNICA SET TO COME OUT DISSENSION IS GOING TO BE AWESOME
have you heard of this new dance craze? It's called solja boi!
Did you guys hear? Old memes are coming back
Old memes are making a comeback? Good job i got here early
HEY GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN THIS AWESOME DANCE MOVE? ITS CALLED THE GANGNAM STYLE.
Sega just announced sa3! Sonic advance 3
Hey guys have you heard of skrillex? he's taking music to a new level. like omg.
i can't wait for the new wizard of oz movie it's in technicolor
MMMMMMMH SPERIAMO SIA UN PAPA NERO
This should be a meme Where people post things that happened a while aGo
hey guys russia changed to the soviet union
Hey gais I'mma check dis bush for emenies
Kwame Kilpatrick Sexting leaks
I thought i should let you guys know that JOSH HOMME is suing kyuss
The end is near! 12/21/12
so sagan and zoe broke up?
So guys
Did you guys hear that new song gangnam style is so catchy
guys follow me on twitter
Hey guys did you know We are spamming?
HEY GUYS
We need to put a stop to Blaxploitation films.
LET'S DO THE  harlem shake
Hey guys i heard it's going to snow
Hey guys Have you noticed that We have trouble getting enough people for 25mans
Was that a bloodlust??
Hey did you see the CSI Episode where justin bieber got shot
Hey Guys
Hey guys there's cake in the Break room
Hey guys have you heard about this new dance called the harlem shake?
wilt chamberlain scored 100 pts in a game!!!
Harlem shake em natal?
go on youtube and write on search : do the harlem shake  WATCH WHAT HAPPENS ENJOY !
Says 5 more minutes sleeps for 5 hours
Happy birthday hugo chavez
Did you guys hear about Steve? He's leaving blues clues!
did you guys see the OSCARS? i cant BELIEVE that guy was streaking!
Have you guys heard about this new dance craze?  Gangnam style is awesome!
Go to google and type in 'DO A BARREL ROLL'
Actually It's 'you're'
omg the new gta is coming out apparently you play as a guy called niko bellic
omg i can't wait till the new gta comes out apparently you play as a guy called niko bellic
Whoa! The lights just went out at the superbowl!
have you noticed The slowpoke meme isn't used very much anymore
Another Celebrity Death RIP MICHAEL JACKSON
Big news from sony
Have you SEEN THIS NEW DANCE gANGnAM sTYLE
HEY GUYS IT'S SNOWING IN TUCSON
what is a troll
Look at that new dance Gangnam Style
Hey Guys Have you heard about this Video called the HArlem Shake
uh oh you posted the forbidden meme
beware  y2k
It's a new current in my country it's called gangnam style
hey guys Jagex is making a 2007 server
Ratifies the thirteenth amendment
that last game from gearbox was aweful Dont buy duke nukem forever
Will You Be My Valentine?
Did you hear? The lockout is over!
Oopa gaNgnam style
You guys its raining rocks in russia
Hey guys! I found this new viral music video it's called gangnam style
OMG Restaurant city  is shutting down
Prevent  H1n1
This new shake dance seems to be taking over the internet I guess her milkshake does bring all the boys to the yard
Hey guys! It is like the 21st century now!
no
Merry Christmas And a happy new year
Hey Guys
OMG Guys The Nostalgia Critic and AVGN show up in an anime!!!
Just saw my first harlem shake video lil bow bow sure does know how to dance
Hey jongens ! Beatrix gaat aftreden
HAVE YOU SEEN BRAVEHEART ITS THE GREATEST LOVE STORY OF ALL TIME
Guys
It's over 9000!
La mulți ani amalia!
What's  A meme?
Hey guys There's snow!!!
WAIT Gengar is the dead spirit of clefable?
Did you hear about JJ Abrams? He is directing Star Trek
HEY GUYS GAngnam Style Hit 300 Million Views
did u guys hear that armstrong was on drugs  and not on the moon?
did you hear about the sandy hook hoax?
omg guys tomorrow is fancy friday
Hey
Did you hear the patriots lost?? i can't believe the giants beat them in the superbowl again!
Nice Sahin plays for Dortmund again
trenord sempre in orario
hey guys! happy new year!
HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR THE RAVENS BEAT THE COLTS
i used to be quicker then i took an arrow in the knee
R.I.P. AMY WINEHOUSE
Gets in the shower with glasses on Wonders why world is suddenly foggy
We should Bomb hiroshima
reading 9gag comments wtf are you guys talking about?
HEY GUYS ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT MADDEN 13?
did you hear? black and white are getting sequels!
gangnam style
Hey guys did you hear justin bieber and selena gomez broke up!
Did you guys hear about the new Charlie the Unicorn video? I love the part about the banana king
hey
GUYS I JUST SAW THIS BRILLIANT TRAILER FOR A GAME IT'S CALLED SKYRIM
moderator i just found iron
Kony 2012
Happy Birthday! Let me buy your first drink!
PHREAK IS DEAD
Have You Seen This Video On YouTube? It's Called 'Numa Numa'
Hey guys emma stone is pretty hot
PARTY LIKE ITS 1999
In Australia is already new year happy 2013
Guys The world didnt end
hey guys
hey guys i just heard about this ctrl plus like
Kony 2012
Happy new year! 2008
class
happy 2012
hey guys merry christmas
merry christmas!!
Merry christmas everyone
Happy new Year 2011 WAS gREAT!
Merry christmas
INB4 2013 FACEBOOK POSTS
I should text My Mom HappY easter
Happy New year I hope you will enjoy 2012!
Merry Christmas 2008
the fiscal cliff is very serious we're already in the great depression
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE
oppa gangnam style
today's a special day merry christmas!!!
Have you heard about that awesome youtube video? I think it's called Gangman style.
I'm so excited for the new StarCraft expansion Brood War is gonna be awesome
gangnam style reached one billion views!
Have you heard of this Great Game? It's called ocarina of time
Have you heard of that new acronym used by those silly young people? w.w.w.
hey guys
DUDE AMERICAN TROOPS IN AFGHANISTAN!
I Love my computer so much Windows XP is the best
I'm really excited for the new tolkien trilogy Lord of the rings
Pistike Boldogat
If disney bought lucasart Then leia is a disney princess
HaPpy Thanksgiving
21.12.2012 LOL
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!
Wishing everyone a Happy easter
Sometimes
yo guys can'T come to yesterdays event
Guys! There's been a horrible school shooting in columbine
Did you guys hear about this new phone? Its called the Iphone 3gs
Holy shit! samus is a girl?!!
Hey guys happy halloween
merry christmas eve
happy halloween
Kony 2012
THe mayans say the world will end in 2012
Have you heard? eskimo callboy got a new drummer
Fiery dog so 90s
a meteor is going to destroy us all! run mr. tyranosaurus rex!
HI MY NAME IS 'MURICA
12:12 12/12/12!
wow this is ingenius it's called irc
I'M SO SLOW THAT I CAN'T CATCH UP TO A CHEETAH
I'm so slow that i can't catch up to that ferrari
Stop sopa
hey guys did you hear oj simpson killed his wife
HA Thats funny
Everyone's saying the world will end tomorrow I really hope y2k doesn't happen
omg 12.12.12
DID YOU GUYS HEAR about y2k!?
Guys
hey guys did you hear about the aurora shooting?
Just prestiged  in black ops
It's nice to see you two finally started dating
OMG guys carlin isles is the world's fastest rugby player!
hey guys! did you see the date? so cool 11/11/11
11/11/11
Hey guys did you know it's pokemon profile picture month?
HEY GUYS! Did you hear about the Gold rush update?
NEW ASIAN SEX SYMBOL HYUNA
Hub ger et al gehuurd? nine gag op zen limburgs
guys!!!! 12/12/12
What a horrible event pray for the victims of colombine
hey guys 11/11/11
Add me on windows live messenger
OMG!   Black ops II has come out!
I hear There's a new F1 team Its called HRT
hey guys! did you know gangnam style is the most viewed video on youtube?
I wish... I could use sandstorm
AWESOME!!! THEY MADE A MEME OF SLOWPOKE
did you know if you surf along side  cinnabar island you can get unlimited items!
Hebben jullie het al gehoord? Het sneeuwt
Hey Guys!  did you hear about this new sport called baseball?
omg guys i just heard demis cheating on me
hey guys did you hear snoop dog is also known as snoop lion
Los angeles Galaxy has won the mls cup !!!
Pacquiao lost? Horrible Judges
The oblivion trailer was incredible It looks so much better than morrowind
did you hear about snow the game?
hey you know what movie we should see? Finding nemo
plays mw3 on wii
you'll see... the nhl will have a lockout.
DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT IWILLDOMINATE?
Hey i'm your period gerard sorry i'm late
Hey Everyone Look at my halloween costume
check it out ! ross perot is running for president !
Did you know nothing rhymes with 'orange'?
Oh look it's black friday
Hey
so have the hard drive prices come down yet?
wow that hurricane did a lot of damage bless you new orleans
GUYS THERES THIS MEME ITS CALLED SLOWPOKE
Hey guys i just discovered something awesome! they're called... memes
Have you guys seen The Big Lebowski?
everybody jump! jump! jump!
who let the dogs out? wouf! wouf! wouf! wouf!
Did you guys hear? Obama beat Mccain
did you hear about that new meme? Never gonna give you up
did you guys hear some pics show muk flipping people off
wazaaaaaa
GUYS IS IT READY YET GUYS GUYS GUYS
Guess what windows 7 is out
Flo rida is Florida
Guys! Disney owns star Wars
did you hear about the new hoenn game? emerald will be awesome
you guys ever heard of lavender town syndrome?
The montreal Canadiens won the stanley cup !!!
you guys heard construction started on the smelter plant?
hey guys! words aren't real. sensations are!
hey guys! we're all being programmed by social media
wut
There is potentially a hardware issue at te mata
I used to be fast like you but then i took an arrow in the knee
did you guys hear WWII ended
wut
Hey did you guys hear? Twilight is finally over
Did you know? The earth revolves around the sun!
Hey guys. i finally got my power back after that hurricane hit good riddance katrina
How do i find the dark brotherhood uguise
At least i've got better pokemons Than you!
Hey did you hear? Theres a black president
Hey guys... yolo right?
Have you heard about tard cat he hates everything
There's a new meme its a guy with a boot on his head
a friend told me that the third batman movie has robin now i have to see 'batman forever'!
hey theres a site on the net called memegenerator
Hey guys obama won!
did you know madonna danced that popular song? i think it's called 'shuffling'
GUYS REDDIT IS GOOD
DID YOU HEAR THAT NEW GAY MOVIE JUSTIN BIEBER NEVER SAY NEVER
do u know its the last year of earth
What is your nick on ICQ?
Hey dude
Have you heard that new korean song? Gangnam style.
Hey did you guys Know  That there are subliminal messages in disney movies?
did you hear
Election is over still bashes mitt romney
hey guys! where is the suggestion box for developers?
have you guys heard about this new game which is coming GTA iv is gonna be awesome
Hey Guys Have you seen this fun new meme?
These meme things are great
HEY GUYS! Make kony famous!
dID YOU HERE OBAMA BEAT JOHN MC CAIN
Obama was elected First Black President
I heard this cool new song Its called 'Gangnam style'
Our president is black?
Hey guys!       Obama Won! Here's to Four more years!
Did you hear that America is over? I know
Hey did you guys hear?? Obama won the election!!!
HEY GUYS DO YOU KNOW THAT A NEW MEME CALLED ''BAD LUCK BRIAN'' CAME OUT?
Did you hear that vlad and daiana are together? we should celebrate
Did you hear? Romney is the republican candidate!
KONY 2012
Hey Guys when is the election again
You guys hear Obama won the election? Glad he beat that Mccain guy
Hey you know the rich guy running for president john kerry
Alright alright i'm leaving to vote now
Did you hear the Democrat Won? We will never get the new deal repealed.
DID YOU GUYS HEAR? OBAMA BEAT JOHN MCCAIN
Hey did you guys hear? this cute girl has a crush on obama
THE ENGRAVING ON THE AMBassador is scout's mom
DID YOU HEAR About the election? mitt romney won!
guys we've got a black president
hey guys finally a black president
OMG OBAMA WON I DIDN't LIKE MCCAIN ANYWAY
Guys did you know obama won the elections? Knew he wouldn't loSe against Mccain
did you hear?  obama won! why did the republicans run with palin?!
Did you hear about The election results MCcain had no chance against obama!
HEY GUYS OBAMA WON HE BEAT JOHN McCAIN!
HEY GUYS OBAMA WON HE BEAT JOHN McCAIN!
i take two steps  waits two hours
Happy birthday drew
election? John McCain will totally win the election
HEY GUYS DID you HEAR! haLO 3 JUST CAME OUT!
OMG did you hear about michael jackson? He's going solo!
OMG did you hear about michael jackson? He's going solo!
Did you hear? Cellphones now have a screen!
wait... something is going on between carfarous and us?
maja hi maja ha  maja ha ha numa numa yeah
hey guys you should check out this new show
JUVE 1 TAGLIAVENTO 3
VOte mccain
DID you guys update to 1.4? THERE ARE COOKIES AND TAMEABLE WOLVES
Kony 2012
guys did you hear about this hurricane that hit united states? it was called katrina
hey guys did you hear we got a black president
hey guys
DID YOU HEAR VOYBOY CURSE UNOW
Hey Guys! Have you heard about thIs new Internet fad? They're called memes!
hey guys did you know we're having a hurricane?
Higgs results from the tevatron
Did you know that 4chan is derived from fortune?
what if gangnam style is a rain dance that brings hurricanes?
Did you hear about disney? they bought marvel!
I used to be an adventurer like you then i took an arrow to the knee
guys i found an awesome new game it's called sonic the hedgehog
Did you hear about this awesome new Song?  Its called Gangnam Style
getting ready for Hurricane Irene
Hey guys
Its so dark & windy outside  Guys I think there might be a storm
Hey did you hear there's a new minecraft update and it adds a lot of cool stuff 1.8 beta
Hey Brooke point You got a superior
KONY 2012
KONY 2012
did you guys know we are sending in bayonets
Hey guys
Hey Guys! Have you heard this song called gangnam style?
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JiggyPuff?? Yeaah I hit that!
Jigglypuff?? Ya I HIt that!
GUYS POKEMON GOld/SILVER IS OUT!
where did that cool jackson kid go? and whos this white lady i keep hearng about with the same name?
Did you know Halo 4 is coming out?
Did you hear about lance armstrong?? r.i.p obama
Did you heAr? SonY made a play station 2!
Hey Guys did you hear… The Norway Spiral
guys check out this super scary game it's called slender
the x-factor is fixed!
did ya hear the news? oj simpson killed his wife
the x-factor... ...is fixed!!
i just tried a new game it's called pacman
HEY
Hey guys did you hear Dragon ball gt is over
Did you hear about the president's policies? apparently george bush hates black people
Guess What amanda todd COMMITTED suicide
did you guys see that new trailer for the terraria update? 1.1 is gonna be sweet!
I found this cool new site it's called twitter
Did you know a recession kills jobs?
I found this awesome new anime! I think it's called Homestuck.
GUYS
Hey Guys When's the inndrikking?
hey guys
War Z Support.
guys. godzilla vs. megalon is finally coming to dvd in north america.
doesn't like obamacare cant explain what it is
I'm voting for Mccain
There was a debate tonight? I hope romney did well!!!
Did you guys hear about the new cadence?
HEY GUYS I FIGURED OUT HOW TO MAKE MEMES!
Hey did you hear the announcement in conference today? The mission ages changed!
HEY LETS GO TO THE AIRPORT TO SEE ABDI OFF ON HIS TRAVELS BACK TO KENYA
TWO GUYS HAVING SEX? GAAY!
Hey guys
i just heard this great song it's called gangnam style
the answer to your question.... can be found in your email or on blackboard
THE BEST CONVERSATION WAS WITH A PSYDUCK
did u hear? ubuntu just packaged eclipse 3.8
Dude dude! OLAF PENTAKILL SKIN! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I AM LATE?
Guys did you hear? They rebooted dr who!
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hey guys! 09:09 09/09/09!
OMG GUYS SKRILLEX IS DEAD
finally! The iphone 3gs came out
Did you guys hear? The iPhone 5 is being released
i just heard this really great song called 'levels' someone should remix it
did you hear about thierry henry leaving why would he go to arsenal?
STOP KONY2012
Happy new 2009 year everyone
THERE'S A SAVE BUTTON ON REDDIT POSTS I can save my favorites and go back to them
has four hours till tea tim still misses it
Hey guys anyone selling an Avicii ticket??
HEY GUYS black mesa is out
HEY guys I'm EXCITED about the new Wow Expansion Cataclysm is going to be awesome.
What's gangnam style? Is it A new fashion Trend?
happy birthday
gUYS! HAVE YOU HEARD THIS NEW SONG? iT'S CALLED GANGNAM STYLE
Guys it looks like obama is going to win this election! Mccain doesn't stand a chance!
Have you heard  That mike is missing?
Have You Heard? That the bird is the word
Star Jones Is Fat
I found this great song Gangnam style
You guys Hear about our coach! joe gibbs is back!
Have you heard Gangnam?
I cant wait for the next nhl season
Hey guys! Did you know  YOU CAN play snake on youtube videos?
guys
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hey have you heard about this new video? it's called Gangnam style
Did you hear about that guy juan pierre? you can replace the word 'one' with his name and use it as a meme!
hey guys I heard a new iphone is coming out soon
hey did you hear about the new wow expansion pack? They are adding flying mounts!
You guys! we got osama!
Did you guys hear? they stopped making seinfeld!
Did you guys hear? Apple is announcing the new iphone today!!
Hey guys! Did you know that the iPhone 4S has just been released?
did you hear the moon guy died? r.i.p neil armstrong
hey guys! Did you hear about 9/11?
Hey guise gangnam style
Hey guys did you hear? Jeff Gordon just won his 4th championship
did you guys hear? gba isn't in stores anymore
hey check this awesome song!!! oppa gangam style
Hey guys
vieron el video de gangnam style
It's friday friday
Spoiler alert! Harry potter is a wizard
The mayan calendar ends in 2012!
Neil Armstrong Died?
Hey guys you heard about the scam colta scammed zaphion
CHANGE
HOPE
Don't Be A Slowpoke! Join FSCJ's Japanese Art & Culture Club Today!
Yo I got this awesome new game today It's called temple run
Hey
Hey guys! schmoyoho just released a song about five guys
Guys! Blow the grip mispelled hear!
I found this video on youtube Everybody do the bernie!
Happy birthday
Hey guys
Did you guys hear about that guy who moon walked guy who died Rip micheal jackson
a moonwalker just died? tell me it's not michael jackson
did you guys hear? you can now watch movies at home with vhs!
Hey guys we only have one more day of summer
hey guys
daft punk is coming out with a new album I've heard its called 'human after all'
have you heard that new song? call me maybe
Rampart
R.I.P. ARMSTRONG WHAT A WONDERFUL WORLD
Hey everyone
HEY GUYS
9gag sucks
did you guys see the new batman movie heath ledger was amazing
did you guys see the new batman movie heath ledger was amazing
did you hear? lebron is taking his talents to south beach
KEVIN COSTNER WAS GREAT IN 'DANCES WITH WOLVES'! CAN'T WAIT 'TILL 'WATERWORLD' HITS THE THEATRES!
Did you hear about the batman premier? Heath Ledger's going to be in it!
hey everyone! Bonham and kithara like each other!!
are you guys ready for shark week?
omg guys is the new call of duty game on nes or sega genesis
GUY GUYS NC IS DOWN!
you'll never guess packers just won the super bowl teice
It's called super 8 because theres eight of them right?
Oh my god
hey guys! russia is oppressed!
THE dark knight rises was awesome
Did you hear?? osama's dead!!!
Middle school best 7 years of my life
Happy 10th birthday
did you hear about the spaceship landing on mars? Way to go viking 1!
Hey guys! Did you hear about chic-fil-a hating gay peOple?
has anyone heard that singing teenager?! god! i hate donny osmond!
Have you heard the noise kids are calling music these days? this 'Rock and roll' will never last
OMG! THUNDER!
Sllllooooooow poke
GUYS THEy finally landed on the moon
Starting to read  The goosebump series!
Just watched 'charlie bit my finger' on youtube! it was sooo soo funny!
Hey Guys
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE POP STAR WHO CUT OFF HER HAIR? bRITNEY SPEARS MUST BE GOING THROUGH A ROUGH TIME RIGHT NOW
HEY GUYS! we should watch the Olympics
Lakers Center Traded! Shaq Will Be Missed
omg guys they lock the toilets when you need to go
Portal is Awesome
did you guys catch the opening ceremony? those chinese know how to put on a show
have you heard? they're making a sequel to marrowind!
did you hear about the rover on MARS? it's called sojourner!
Battlestar Galactica is such a great show
did you guys hear that some religious people don't like gays?
guys let's make a meme page it'll be original
Hey guys did you hear michael jackson died!
can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? i could really use a wish right now.
hey guys did you hear about this revolutionary videogame it's called heimdall 2
Did you guys hear about that scary horror game? It's called doom.
Someone died from the batman movie? r.i.p. heath ledger
HAY GUYZ CAN WE PLAY WORDS WITH FRIENDS
hey guys #kony2012
did you hear about              chick-fil-a? They are going to open one in Los Angeles!
did you guys hear? Micheal phelps won a medal!
Did you hear? Neil Armstrong Landed on the moon
did you hear about that swimmer? mark spitz is the man!
did you hear about andy griffith?  He made a TV show!
Have you seen the hulk with Lou Ferrigno I can't wait to watch it!
Hey Did you guys hear Chic-Fil-a is anti-gay?
hEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR? STEVE IRWIN DIED
did you know  theres a new batman movie out?
THE QUEENS JUBILEE COULD HAVE BEEN BETTER CANT WAIT FOR DIAMOND
hey are you ready for the realice of gold and silver
Did you hear about the queen? She She has been replaced by King James the VI!
GUYS DIABLO iii IS OUT
Did you guys hear They sent a man to the moon
HAVE U SEEN THE DOCUMENTARY? Kony 2012
HAVE U SEEN THE new DOCUMENTARY? kony 2012
hey guys!  did you hear sopa got vetoed
HEY GUYS
have you heard? the bird is the word!
hey guys
a new windows will be released soon called 'vista'
9/11? what are you talking about?
can't wait for steam summer sales!
have you heard of that new diablo clone called torchlight?
news from diablo leaked! expansion set whit baal involved!
if you hold 'z' on skyrim you will shout 'fus-ro-dah'
have you heard american soldiers can come back home? WWII is over!
have you heard? you can make your own meme!
x-box is awesome wonder how x-box 360 will be!
have you heard that bruce willis dies in armageddon?
have you heard a new batman movie is gonna be out soon?! it's called the dark night
have you heard? diana died!
have you heard of the latest nintendo console? it's called '64'
Are you excited for September 25th? Halo 3 is going to be an amazing game!
guys
FREE EARL!
guys! guys! they just announced gta 5
hey guys did you hear? London  has been picked to host the 2012 olympics!
halo 2  i can't wait to play it
hey guys batman was awesome
finally! diablo 3 is out!
guys check out my new ipod its called a shuffle
did you heat about what happened at the batman movie and then christian bale visited the victims!
ahahah estou de frias
Oh No MIcrosoft applied Skype!
going to see batman this weekend i hear heath ledger is great as the joker
HEY EVERYONE I wasn't aware that cancer exists
Hey guys
Guys
Hey guise
meet the pyro is out
spoiler alert harvey dent is two-face
Heath Ledger Was amazing in the newest batman movie
I can't wait for the next handheld kingdom hearts game! 'kingdom hearts: 3 ...58/days!'
hey you guys murphy's is dirty and char is full of dumb sluts
Stop s.o.p.a
Hey guys HAve you heard about ragefaces?
did you guys here about that shooting in colorado? i hope the children of that school are okay
Remeber when you could catch all of us? Well
DId you guys hear about the THEATre shooting?  rip abraham lincoln
Did YOU GUYS HEAR? tHEY RELEASING IPHONE 4S SOON
the amount of politician posts is too damn high
Did y'all heAr The spider-man movies are getting reboOted
everybody's doing a brand new dance now come on baby
guys everyone needs to go see batman begins
Did you hear that the cubs won the world series?? in 1908
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i cant believe At The end of the new batman film harvey dent dies
DID YOU guys hear about what happened in colorado there's a huge fire i hope everyone evacuates safely
Hey guys did you hear about the shooting in colorado? aT COLUMBINE
Guys did you hear about the theater shooting? RIp Abraham lincoln
*i move away from the mic to breathe in
HOLY SHIT they assasinated archduke ferdinand!
Anyone else think muse are starting to sound like queen?
HEY GUYS YOLO
guys im a pokemon now
nobody should cheat on anybody
Guise did you hear susan boyle didn't win britain's got talent?
Hey guys have you heard about these things called memes they're totally cool at the momen...oh
OMG These brothers have Invented a flying Machine
HEY GUYS GUESS WHAT? PHOENIX CAN SNIPE!
HEY GUISE! I JUST GOT NEW WII
so excited for the summer olympics in bejing
Hey guys did you hear? dead island island is 0% off!
stop acta
Hey guys
#kony2012
Aww You guys should go out
i'm slow did you notice? yes
Guys
THEY FINALLY KILLED THAT MIDDLE-EASTERN DICTATOR BUT TO BE HONEST SADDAM HAD IT COMING.
hey guys! marijuana is amazing!
Hey Guys did you hear about spain's victory? eurocup 2008 all the way
happy 20th birthday wait
did you hear that the large hadron collider Is going to make mini black holes that will devour the universe
oh my god its so hot outside
The Cake is a lie
oh my god
have you seen the latest financial scandal? Northern rock are being nationalised
Hey guys Remember when we all came together as one?
Hey guys! have you guys heard alpine is on fire??
Hey guys I found this awesome game it's called skyrim
i switched from hotmail to gmail
I'm so gonna pre-order my copy of Tetris
NO WAI!
did you hear that tebow is excited to play for the jets?
Loves Coheed & Cambria Finally likes thier FB page years later
Have you guys heard of instagram?
wtf? megaupload links are dead
have you guys heard  that osama bin laden is dead ?
Anderson Cooper Is Gay?!
James send forces (10 years later) here i come
did you hear that deron williams is a free agent this summer?
Hey
Hey guys! They came out with a new Pokemon game! Pokemon Blue
Hey guYs The guy who plays Raj in the Big Bang Theory is called Kunal Nayyar
YEEES! SPAIN WON THE WORLD CUP!
have you heard? Dinosaurs went extinct!
Do you have that Fifty shades of grey book...?
Guys the site  got turned into rs2006
CHELSEA CHAMPION
Did you hear valve is going to make hl2 in episodes i can't wait
Oh my god guys Iroh's voice is the same as zuko's
hey guys you can upvote your own meme
i have an internet connection now dial-up
you can cheat with your homework with google translate
have you guys heard of low carb -diets
i hate when cds skip in portable cd players so i bought a mp3 player
being partying like it's 1999
A single instruction that expands automatically into a set of instructions
just filed my taxes
did you hear that the apple guy died? r.i.p isaac newton
Did you hear about that kony guy? he apparently has his own island
hey guys pokemon is getting an anime!
Hey guys! did you hear about the child abuse case? casey anthony is innocent!
DID YOU KNOW? ThERe's FRUIT IN THE KITCHEN
i really do hope ashley cole scores a penalty
Did you hear that people are doing bathsalts and turning into zombies
Gets first whip in 2006scape High alchs it
Oh
yolo
YEAHH ITALIA WINS!!! LEt'S Go TO BERLIN NOW!
HEY GUYS I just created an account on this new facebook thing
They Found that the sun is the centrum of our galaxy
There's this new thing coming out called the lightbulb it's supposed to be really revolutionary
what's dubstep???? is that like beethoven????
9gag is full of reposting bots let's all go to hugelol!
yo guys i found this great new artist skrillex
BREAKING NEWS MARIO AND SONIC TEAM UP TO COMPETE IN THE OLYMPICS
Hey
Hey
hey guys the avengers is so cool
oh my god guys zac efron for penshoppe!
FUNERAL DOOM METAL
Dudes! school year began!
HEY GUYS DID ANYONE FEEL THAT EARTHQUAKE?
There's a new tablet in town It's called Microsoft cervix
Hey Guys
I just found that funny site websay.net
I HEARD THAT DIABLO 2 IS OUT
This new starcraft game is great! Who wants to play?!
did you hear about this new game which just released? i gonna play skyrim all day!
Blizzard launched new game They call it: World of Warcraft
hey guys
Guys
hey did ya know facebook doesn't require .edu emails anymore?!
Hey
Hey i'm getting diablo ii today
THe new pokemon games came out they are called DIamond and pearl
GUYS!!! Rapture is coming!
Hey Guise! Did you hear whitney houston died?
Woah My little pony made a metal gear reference
omg guys
Man
the price of gas sure is cheap
Immune genius Afterdark
Finally! Skyrim is out
Hey Guys DID YOU KNOW ANN AND KATHERINE WERE RELATED?
Hey guys did you hear that Blizzard is finally making diablo III
Guys I'm getting error 37
OMg guys i'm so excited for this new game evryone has been hyping skyrim
Hey guys obama supports gay marriage
Brace YOURSELF DIABLO III is coming
did you hear that atletico madrid won the europa league against fulham
Did you guys hear?! Diablo 3 was just announced!
Yo Dawg
HEY GUYS
DIABLO 3 IS OUT TOMORROW
Hey GUys did you hear? A new Diablo is about to come
Hey
did you guys hear that one guy studs died?? james t. farrell always writes such tragic novels.
Have you heard of kony? somebody needs to stop him!
Chelsea preparing a bid on Torres He is gonna be a huge success
Hey guys I found this new cool game Diablo II
Hey GUYS
So there's this awesome game coming out i can't wait for diablo ii
The world mourns the loss of one of music's most creative minds RIP AMY WINEHOUSE
May the 4th be with you happy star wars day!
Hey guys! Let me show you this awsome Page I found about Barbara Streisand
Did you hear About that bombing in hiroshima
Hey guys Did you hear Michael Jackson died?
omg guys you wont believe this but clark kent is superman
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Hey guys
May the fifth be with you
BINI ALEX PREGNANT. BIAR BETIK?
DUDE!! good burger was dope!!
Oh my god We have to stop Kony
I Sent out an email with the same calf joke  thats funny right?
GUYS! BATTLESTAR GALACTICA IS SWEET!
i have a tail do you?
i can't believe its been a year since that tyrant died rot in hell hitler
GUYS! THE CAKE IS A LIE!
Have you HEARd epic sax guy? i think his name is charlie parker
GUYS DID YOU HEAR? Michael jackson is white now
Hey guys Black Ops 2 trailer is out
durrrr
Hey guys look at this dvz ripoff
Hey Guys MLP is on netflix now
Hey guys
You guys should really see The RIDICULOUSLY PHOTOGENIC guy
Have you guys heard of this new genre
Oh you're into house music? i heard sandstorm's the shit
hey redditors check out this new cat meme
Pointless post is pointless
DID YOU GUYS HEAR A CERTAIN PERSON FROM WORK LOOKs AT OUR FACEBOOKS?
GUYS Did you know it's okay to like ponies?
HEY GUYS HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE PROPOSED TUITION HIKES?
What a tough decision Leaf or Manning?
SHOOTING AT ROBINA?
Hey guys aol offers 56k internt connections now!
hey did you hear about this new show its called Naruto
hey guys i have 2 eveolutions
newt gingrich is running for president? this could be interesting!
can't decide between bush or clinton but he plays a mean sax
Did you hear about paul mccartney? he left the beatles
so... apparently i'm slow
hey... did someone say i'm slow?
It's disappointing now
GUYS! RYAN DUNN DiED
OMG GUYS the war on drugs is a failure
hey
I just got this post
KONY 2012
Have you heard of this Internet thing? Yeah
Have you heard about this Internet thing? Yeah
did you know there are jokes about chuck norris?
OMG ASH beat THE Indigo League
Hai gais did you hear about pokemon black and white?
Hey guys! austro-hungary is now two countries!!
KONY 2012!!!
Hey guys! check out this super photogenic guy!!
Someone  should stop kony
hey guys did you hear about google plus? it doesn't even support the markup
Guys kony 2012!!!
Did you hear about tupac? he got shot
hey bor  meme generator is cool
oh my god guys! did you hear about that kony guy? we should totally stop him.
DID YOU HEAR? THE ILLUSIVE MAN IS BASED ON MARTIN SHEEN
Stop sopa/pipa
hey guys
Time to let everyone know about kony 2012 by putting a poster on my window
HEY GUYS DID YOU HEAR KONY 2012
Guys
Hey Guys!!! there's this cool new thing called google!
WE NEED TO STOP KONY
Kim jong-il is dead!
DID YOU GUYS HEAR ABOUT BRAD AND ANGELINA? PRETTY COOL THAT THEY ADOPTED THAT ASIAN KID
did you guys hear about this new website called facebook
guys i have the best idea! we should make N.C.I.S MEMES OF THE TEACHERS NAMES!
Hey guys did you hear about this new website that's sort of like myspace? it's called facebook
did you hear boys now pizza is a vegetable
Guys Tebow is a Jet
a new continent? it's fantastic!
Hey guys did you hear that Tupac is dead
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hey guys DID YOU HEAR THAT 9GAG FINALLY REMOVED DISCOVER PAGE
GUYS theres a new thing call facebook. its way cooler than myspace
Oh Man Temple run is so addicting
Add Me On Myspace
I found this cool new game Pogs
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TIM BURTON AND JOHNNY DEPP'S NEW MOVIE LOOKS AMAZING
hey guys did you hear? titanic
hey guys just got one of those cool new keyboard cellphones
hey guys Gavid Degraw is coming to gustavus
i may be pink but  stop throwing your balls at me
Look! idiots like global warming!
hey guys let's make memes
omg guyz kim jong-il is dead
hey guys! CAp2 is starting!
Hey Guys look Wolframalpha is green
Hey guys! Osama died!
lets go see nirvana
did you know? diablo ii is coming
HEY GUYS AN EARTHQUAKE JUST OCCURRED IN HAiTI
did you hear that the titanic sank? i can't wait 'til the film comes out
did you heare about the dictator who kills rebels? damn gadafi
Hey guys
The tentacle being nine inches was a sexual innuendo
hey guys have you heard facebook got this new thing called 'timeline'
You heard about titanic? Is sinking!
YES obama is president!
hey guys another republican dropped out of the race bye bye donald trump
HEY GUYS CRYSTAL IS STARTING DRAMA
APRIL FOOLS!
Did you hear about the leak? The shower on the first floor literally won't stop dripping
hey guys they shut down a website it's called megaupload
hey guys have you heard? Instagram is now on droid!
Have you see that RIDICULOUSLY photogenic guy? He is so dashing.
I Let the dogs out!
wait wait hold on! whitney houston died?
Hey guys the  cake is a lie
O.M.G I heard they're cancelling friends
I just beat this game called mass effect i hope they make a second one
hey guys let's try this new cinnamon challenge thing!
HUNGER GAMES IN PARIS? BATTLE ROYALE WITH CHEESE LOL
Hey guys! have you heard about the new facebook timeline?
did you hear they just released that long awaited game sequel? snake II
Hey guys did you hear? Jesus died!
Bodyline does shady stuff  you say?
Did you hear Christian Bale's the new Batman?
Who's that ugly looking guy with all the wrinkles called trollface?
I can't believe such a talented singer has died RIP KURT COBAIN
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT DWIGHT HOWARD? HE IS STAYING WITH ORLANDO
Did you hear? there's a 'new' mexico now
Zomg guys Henry vIII had 6 wives! Woah!
sheet-o-saur
Hey look at this guy! he's really photogenic
That big round thing in the middle of the cistern yard? What's that called again?
Hey guys i just found some awesome new apps! They're called instagram and temple run!
slowpoke the mentally retarded pokemon
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Hey guys
guys! season 2 has finally arrived on hbo! the sopranos
INSTAGRAM  is on android!
guys come on you should totally make me a meme
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Hey guys did you hear? Diablo 2 is finally out
We have to stop this evil man from recruiting child soldiers saddam hussein
Hey
GUISE DID YOU HEAR? J COLE ANNOUNCED A TOUR
did you hear? CAPCOM IS CANCELLING all megaman games
hey guys
wow justin bieber is popular
Did u hear its Finns birthday? Sweet 16 dude
Hey guys
have you heard? now usa have a black president!
GUYS! GUYS! I'M A SNORLAX APRIL FOOLS
hey guys have you heard about girls?!
New game guys! ...Black and white 2!
short bus shawty
Hey Guys Have you heard of Kony?
guys
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hey did you guys hear? there's a 13th zodiac!?
Happy  Birthday
have you heard LMFAO man they great!
bro have you heard lmfao everyday im shuffling!
ZOMG! you guys! someone should like     stop this kony fellow
hey guys did you know that east and west coast are in a rivalry
Did you hear about the big lottery drawing? i can't believe f.d.r. brought back the draft!
Did You hear? they are going to make a hunger games movie
check out this new web browser it's called netscape navigator
Hey guys Diablo one just got released
Did you hear we won WW2
Save the cheerleader save the world
They're Making another batman movie! Tim Burton's gonna do such a good job!
Yo you guys we should have  Nu edmc party
So MANY MISUSED MEMEs
guys the nba season is back
Hey guys did you know the bird is the word?
gets into an argument thinks of something to say six months later
Hey
Have you seen  Avatar YET?
Kony 2012
omg! kony 2012
have you heard about the new teen film saga? harry potter must be awesome
Thingy I choose u
Hey guys
guys! guys! did you hear?! madonna's playing the superbowl!!
Did you hear that the college decided to disolve greek life? They wanted to include 'Authentically Christian' in the mission statement
Hey you guys you must see this kony video
HEY GUYS vihart joined khan academy
the greatest boy band just came out i love maroon 5
omg  chris jericho is back
Did you hear about wave?? It's going to change the way we communicate online
Have you read the Hunger games? I hear they're thinking about making it a Movie
!!! PONG !!! HAS AMAZING GRAPHICS
OMG! Did you guys hear what happened to those kids at penn state?!
Hey guys
Just got my brick phone the receptions great
hey guys did you notice that Columbus discovered a new continent
I can't wait  for the next harry potter movie
OMG have you played this sick new game POKEMON RED?
Beware ides of march
have you guys heard of this  kony 2012 thing?
they're making Mass Effect 2 & 3! I hope it has a good ending
Hey guys! They're making a mass effect 2!
Reposts on reddit? I should post this funny gif to show my disapproval
omg the ice age has ended
MoP NDA? Can't wait for that to be lifted!
did you hear Kony 2012
hey guys
Guys did you hear? a big star died r.i.p sn 1604
MOVE 'ZIG' FOR GREAT JUSTICE
Hey guys!! there's child soldiers in africa
Did you hear? r.i.p amy winehouse
Hey guys! I heard they're making a sequel to mass effect!
did you guys hear about invisible children? it's totally new and hasn't been around for 8 years or anything
Hey guys did  you hear? vote for kony 2012!
remember remember the 5th of november
hey guys
Kony 2012
DID you guys hear? They have touch screen phones now!
WHAT??? Kim Kardashian and Kris Humprhies broke up?!
Did you guys hear? Call me maybe has a twist that's justin bieber and selena gomez
So guys anyone gonna watch the Raleigh MLG finals?
hey man! you heard?! 2pac is dead!
happy valentines day
Just Destroyed  The Vile Red Falcon!
C'est mon seau
we need to stop the war criminal adolf hitler
hey
guys! guys! shaquille o'neal... he's with the celtics!
have you head america is deploying troops again? i guess hitler better beware
This kony guy sure sounds bad we should probably stop him
Hey guys
did you hear about that U.S. soldier shooting the civilians? those poor people in vietnam
hey guys! the nba lockout is over!
Hey guys i found this poke function on facebook
Did you hear about that African guy? Let's go
Hey guys Sonya's Kartwheel is a good move
Hey Guys we invented electricity!
HEY GUYS u kno .a means dota?
Slowpoke say's your dtf So it must be true!
dude you pwned that noob!
HEY GUYS NETFLIX IS ON ANDROID NOW
I Hate Justin Bieber
hey guys ever heard of kony?
apple is coming out with a new product Its a portable desktop computer
Kony 1986
Happy Birthday
So I just beat the new mass effect game really showed those collectors who's boss
have you heard of that revolution in greece?
guys
Happy WOMEN DAY
HOw you gonna fix the ushers?
Did your hear about the organic store that just opened?  It's called the stone mill
Am I behind on memes? NOPE JUST CHUCK TESTA
Sees VIDEO ABOUT JOESPH KONY HEY GUYS! THIS GUY NEEDS TO STOPPED
Justin bieber ????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
justin bieber ????????????????????
Do You know what a meme is?
hey guys its taco tuesday
Did you hear about this stuff going on in africa? its this whole thing about conflict diamonds
I hope that liverpools new midfielder is good poulsen
Have any of you heard of this great new album? m83 - Hurry up
omg you guys DID YOU KNOW THERE'S CHILD SOLDIERS IN uganda!?!?
guys have you heard about this guy named kony?
r.i.p jade goody
kony is doing what in Uganda?!? we must stop him!!!
Hey SPencer did you hear what's going on in Africa There's this Thing called APARTHEID
Hey guys bugsy's a boy!
So guys did you here about the violence that is going on with jonestown
hey guys kony 2012
you guys there's trouble in africa!
Hey guys DID YOU SEE THAT VIDEO ABOUT TIBET?
Make Video about Warlord release it 9 years later
Hey guys did you hear bad things are happening in africa
Friend made the funniest joke get it after thirty seconds of thought
Hey guys there's bad stuff going on in africa
have you guys heard? they captured saddam hussein!
hey guys
2 weeks till miami Time to start dieting and exercising
generates meme thinks of more clever wording
You guys hear About Kony?
stop appartheid
hey guys colts will cut peyton manning
OMG! A BLACK HAWK  CRASHED IN SOMALIA!
Woah guys did you hear? a guy named Osama bin Laden is the leader of the Islamist organization Al-Qaeda! we have to take action!
omg guys we have to stop sopa!
omg! Phil hartman was murdered!
have you guys heard about that new phone? it's wireless!!
OMG There are actually child soldiers in Africa?!
Hitler 1945
hey guys did you hear? joseph kony's enslaving children
Did you hear? Brett Favre is leaving Green Bay
Did you guys hear about that kony guy? we need to stop him!
guys whos kony?
guys even i knew about kony before 2012
LAGOA DE VOLTA EM PORTO E NEM FALA COM A GURIZADA.
GUYS DID YOU HEAR EASTER IS ON A SUNDAY THIS YEAR
Did you hear? Tornadoes ripped through America!
Wait 4chan
Guys check out this new game it's called pokemon!
will you be my valentine?
Hey Everyone Did you know there are Wars and atrocities in Africa!?!!?!?!
guys apple announced the ipad!
asafas safafs
you mean if you just hit these buttons with letters on them it will go on the internet? what no way when do i stop typ
I shaved one side of my head take that! mainstream hair-do's
What happen'd... to olivia munn
y u no ...oh sorry
did you hear obama is our new president
Have you guys heard about ice soap
HEY GUYS PUBLIC TRANSPORT IS FREE TODAY
so how's nick lachey and jessica simpson's marriage doing??
Did You hear that aircraft crashed? R.I.P Wright Brothers
Guys! it's leviooosa        not leviosahh
omg nexon dced me
did you hear about the hurricane? new orleans is devastated
Tiger woods has a baby? I hope him and his wife have great years to come
Did you hear that you have to pick between Liara or Ashley? It was hard
He was tyler durden... the whole time!!
Holy shit  have you guys seen miley smoking a bong?
No way! that's great... we landed on the moon!!!
Why is this day going so slowly for me?
Did You guys see the New Building? I can't wait to use the theatre
Did you hear about pokemon black ?
Another famous singer died young RIP John lennon
Did you hear about the weather warnings? Irene might hit
U hear the news? Jesus died for our sins!
WHOA! WHoa! Whoa! What happened to friendster
Did you hear? the nfl lockout is over
ny giants are now super bowl champs
IT WAS ALL A DREAM
did you guys hear? america elected its first black president
Congratz on being the LTG
HEY GUYS
hey guys
there is an amazing new show on tv its called The walking dead its so cool
did you guys hear? the patriots won the super bowl super bowl xxxvi champions
kim kardashian just got married
whoop there it is
Joins the BGSU Mens Chorus Wants to try out for the HeeBees
HEY GUYS HAs anyone read this walking dead Comic?
they always call me fast i had a sight
Have you guys seen this new website called sloganmaker?
hey guys did you know our track isn't 400 meters?
did you guys hear? there's been a lot of misused memes on here
Did you guys hear about the tiger woods SCANDAL?
wow this labor leadership challenge is so unexpected i wonder why gillard wants to axe rudd?
Did you guys hear about oxyclean?
Hey guys! Kurt cobain is dead!
did you hear?   Ryan giggs is the 'affair' footbaler
The end if the world is coming! everyone get ready for y2k
this year is the election year time to remove bush from office
did you guys hear? there's an nba lockout going on!
OMG guys Did you hear about the walking dead
wow! windows: millenium edition is soooo cool!
Did you hear? We got a new gym
OMG Whitney Houston died?!?
hey guys i just saw the coolest new show it's called the simpsons!
why isn't nirvana  making any more albums?
wow did you hear?  a black guy is the president!
Enemy used yawn on me didn't realize it until I went to bed
did you hear about y2k?
I just went on facebook and poked you you were slow to poke back
all day all night
have you heard about that new search engine? alta vista
guys
Did you guys hear? whitney houston died.
i heard nccc  is finally building dorms
did you guys know? martin sheen has a son who's also an actor
have you seen that new show starring rob morrow? it's called norhern exposure
hey guys
hey guys! are you going out to lunch or something?
Did you hear? Kim Jong is Ill
hey did you hear? memes are a hit!
Bon iver best new artist
Happy Birthday Lindsey
HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW PHONE? IT ONLY HAS ONE BOTTOM
HAVE YOU SEEN THE NEW PHONE? IT ONLY HAS ONE BOTTOM
hey guys! kam got a job at cs!
did you hear about amy winehouse she overdosed
Hey guys did you hear chris brown beat rihanna?
You Guys hear about the nuclear stuff in the Desert  yep the manhattan project is really causing some controversy
Guys guys
GUESS WHERES THE MOST MISPLACED MEMES? IN THE PACEVILLE MEME PAGE
hey guys did you hear? nintendo has a gameboy camera!
Whoa!!! Brittany Murphy is dead?
They took her before her time... rip anne frank
hey have you heard of the new point guard every one is talking about? Muggsy Bogues
will u be my valentine?
hey guys I found a site that lets you make memes
Have you heard about memes?
hey guys have you Heard of 'the game'?
BALL SO HARD THAT SH*T CRAY
hey guys the pope looks creepy
hey guys did you hear? germany has just won the soccer world championship
Who is whitney houston?
Did you guys hear about north georgia being integrated with... the state university system?
DID you guys hear? Doing a slowpoke meme referring to whitney houston but inserting another clebrity name is hilarious and *still* original
october 1st: wakes up greenday
I HEARD THE THIRD REICH DISAPPEARED better bring my reichsmark to the bank
Hey did you guys hear? Amy winehouse died
Oh my gosh did you guys hear? megaupload was shut down
A FAMOUS R&B AND SOUL SINGER DIED AMY WINEHOUSE
HEY GUYS!!!! MY FAVORITE BLACK SINGER JUST DIED!!! :'( RIP ELLA FITZGERALD
Guys
Guys did yOu hear Their making a 2nd transformers movie
Guys did You hear?  Heath ledger died
OMG!?!?!? Did you know that Sung kay yu rushed?
Hey did you guys hear? Michael jackson has died!
Did you guys hear wild arceus fainted
Did you hear? That famous female singer died. R.I.P. Amy Winehouse
Did you guys hear? ivory coast won the african cup of nations
Really excited about our new football coach Rick Neuheisel
did you guys hear? hexter resigned
Brace yourselves The posts about Michael jackson's death are coming
it's really saddening that a great female singer died. R.I.P Amy winehouse
Hey Guys
hey guys! We won head of the river
And the tallest player is from china
omg rip amy winehouse
Have you Guys Heard? Amy Whinehouse is Dead!
hey guys did you hear? dumbledore dies
HAVE YOU HEARD? KIM JONG ii just died
AMA REQUEST: Woody harrelson
SADLY
Have you heard? Memes are on Facebook
DId you hear that singer died? R.I.P. Amy Whinehouse
have you heard? Michael jackson died
hey guys I'm faster than beckernet
did you hear? the giants won the superbowl
Hey Guys i found this cool new game skyrim
GUYS DID YOU HEAR ABOUT SOPA?
Hey everyone You can make captions to images for jokes
did you hear about double fine? they raised a million dollars!
Has never heard of irc
guys did you hear ricky martin is gay?
I really love Justin Timberlake!
Did you hear about that famous singer that died? r.i.p michael jackson
Hey guys looks like we epic failed q1
omg guys did you know utsa has a meme page
Did you hear that uofc is getting more study space? they're building another library
hey
Hey guys I think there aren't any women in stafford
oh you're going to the park
Hey guys did you here? some company called sopa is trying to CENSER the internet
you should try this thing called the internet
i heard the giants beat the patriots! congrats 2008 champions!
hey guys the giants won the super bowl
what? mario isn't mexican? then why does he say 'mex-ah-co' all the time?
Did you hear the Giants won the super bowl? I can't believe David tyree made that catch!
Thought Indie music was actually from india
Did you guys hear about this woman Lady Gaga?
They made a new elder scrolls game? it's called... ...dagerfall
hey guise did you hear? giants won!
18-1 unlucky patriots
Hey did you guys watch the ball drop?
hey guys! winter is coming!!!
they say male and female are social constructs
Meat
omg guise did you hear? tebowing is so cool
You guys try that new elder scrolls game? Morrowind is so beautiful
DID YOU HEAR? THE U OF A IS GOING TO TRY RETAKE THE RECORD!
hey guys i found an awesome videogame its called plants vs zombies
Hey guys Did you hear that megaupload got shut down
Hey guys i found an awesome videogame its called plants vs zombies
COME ON ADAM OBVIOUSLY YEOJ HAD SOME TIMESLOTS FIRST
Kevin Rudd For Prime minister
I just found out initial d street stage is on psp!!!
dude have you heard? china is communist now
Hey
NO WAY sheik is zelda?!
the new final fantasy sequel is coming out i cant wait to play final fantasy 2
You know what would be a good catchphrase? Winning!
WE WON THE WAR!  Hitler is dead guys!!
Did you hear about Bin Laden? They're saying he planned 9/11
Hey guys! Anyone heard of meme-generator??
HEYY GUYS I FOUND AN AWESOME GAME!! IT IS CALLED SKYRIM
Whats a stephen millsap?
Did you hear about the hunger games? It's becoming a movie!
OMG GUYS Trollface sign in raw crowd
OMG GUYS Trollface sign in raw crowd
OMG GUYS Trollface sign in raw crowd
OMG GUYS Trollface sign in raw crowd
Hey! I found an awesome game! World of Warcraft!
So i hear you're watching game of thrones?
guys why are all these niggers coming up north
Hey Guys Just saw a video on tosh.o
MAKE HIM A ONE-TERM PRESIDENT! vote bob dole
ya heard? we landed on the moon
OMg this new singer is so bad Her Name is Rebecca Black
Hey Guys! Jimmy Cracks corn. WtF!
just got a PalmPilot
Hey
Hey
HEY GUYS I'm BACK
this is bullshit apparently cinsere has been stealing money from r/trees!
Guys
Hey Guys! Have you heard of pandora radio?
The world trade centers... all those people...
Hey did you hear? michael jackson molested a little boy
Hey guys megaupload is gone!
Hey
HEY guys i can't believe 2pac died
Watches 'The Game' Loses the game after credits
Hey guys megaupload is gone!
i heard the giants are going to the super bowl hope they beat the patriots
I heard The Giants Are Going to the Super Bowl Hope They Beat the Bills
the giants and patriots are playing in the superbowl  in Glendale Arizona
hey guys damien broke his leg
Just changed from msn to skype much better quality
Hey guys did you know 'lol' means 'laughing out loud'
Hey guys The world will end this year!
hey guys
did you hear about Joe Paterno? He was fired by penn state.
Hey guys
guys the telephone will never catch on
Plays pac man
did you here? The playstation network is back up!
guys! the end is near! i hear they call it y2k
did you hear that joke about alzheimer's? i forgot
did you hear? they shut down napster
Hey guys did you hear
sopa just closed megaupload
I use the latest windows XP
OMG THey killed bin laden
Hey guys did you hear that they got osama?
Wow i cant believe negros can vote
Plays pac man
Guys did you hear about this thing called sopa
HEY GUYS I GOT THIS NEW GAME ZOMBIE GAME its l4d wanna talk about it?
this internet bill can't pass vote no on cope
cant share files anymore napster is down
this meme looks cool fabinho which movie is this from?
installing half-life 1 lets see what all this hype is about
i used to make old jokes then i took an arrow in the knee
Have you heard about the repression? I support womens rights!
hey guys! did you hear about the patriot act? we should protest that!
I can't believe they shut it down i got everything from napster!
FBI CLOSE DOWN FILESHARING SITE? RIP NAPSTER
See's people post sopa  images on everyboty Sopa died days ago
guys wtf happened to megaupload
Did you guys hear? They created SOPA and Wikipedia went dark
Hey guys I heard you're giving a pokemon party?
you gotta check out this site digg
Hey guys have you heard about that new 'Sopa' bill?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
You guys hear about that cruise line sinking? leonardo dicaprio went down with it
be careful you could get addicted to the internet
HEY  HAVE YOU HEARD OF OCCUPY WALLSTREET?!
Hey Guys I Think OJ's In Trouble
YO! Custer! indians! SUDDENLY indians everywhere!
hey guys why don't we make a meme with me?
49'ers playoff game tomorrow? Go MontanA! Go RICE!
OMG there's this awesome song called 'Party Rock Anthem'
Merry christmas vancouver here is your snow
Did you hear spaja loves iva
I can't believe it! Belgium finally has a government!
Wait... THEre's no  New Star Trek on TV?
Hey DID You Guys here? They Traded cammalleri Mid-Game!
Brace yourselves 2011 9gag awards are coming
honey? who the hell is this kid!?
Hey guys! Messi got the ballon d'or!
Hey guys
i'm a meme? omg
Dang the jews killed christ
HEY GUYS I&#180;VE DISCOVERED SOMETHING WORSE THAN THE JONAS BROTHERS JUSTIN BIEBER
Charlie Sheen is crazy!?!?!?!?!
This guy looks like a good draft pick Kwame BRown
HOORAY! CHRISTMAS HOLYDAYS!
Omg windows Vista is so bad
HEY GUYS
Just started Words with Friends.   ANYONE ELSE PLAY?
Ess has a twitter account!
hey guys jack black is in a rock'n'roll band!
zomg!! snape killed dumbledore!!?
richard nixon is not a crook.
zomg i just beat through the fire and the flames on expert!!!!1
lolol Nick Jonas has diabetes!
hey guys mario and luigi are actually brothers!
did you hear
brace yourselves arrow to the knee jokes are coming
I WILL TOTALLY SHARE ON FACEBOOK THESE NEW JOKES ABOUT CHUCK NORRIS
Normally ı am fast but the arrow that ı took to the knee makes me slow
Hey Guys did you realize siqing's name sounds like my bff Seaking?
hey guys you heard about the twin towers?
that fancy boat was sunk by an iceburg
Brace yourselves
Boy
brace yourselves arrow to the knee jokes are coming
Slow poke weather Hey guys IT'S CHRISTMAS TIME OUTSIDE
That hitler guy should be killed!
Did you guys hear? kim jong il died
they finally passed that marriage law interracial marriage is legal now!
Happy new year!
have you heard women can vote now
MERRY CHRISTMAS
happy new year everyone! 2011 is gonna be a great year!
OMG! Darth vader is luke skywalkers father
did you enjoy the vacation? I loved that pumpkin carving
merry  christmas
BRACE yourself nokia 3310 jokes are coming
Hey guys did you know darth vader is actually luke's father?
hey r/music ever heard this band called queen? they're not bad...
HEY GUYS MERRY CHRISTMAS
Hey guys did you know the world is gonna end this year?
BRACE YOURSELF CHRISTMAS POSTS ARE COMING
Merry Christmas
WE aRe Going to Die 2K1!!!
HAPPy new year! 2011
Happy new Year! 2011 will be amazing!
hey guys  morrowind finally came out!
2k11 iz coming! my new year's resolution: to be faster!
how about no fap january?
did you hear about cubone's mother?
There's a new elder scrolls game?! cool
good for north korea kim ii-sung died!
HEY GUYS! 11/11/11 11:11
misty is no longer with ash! now it's some girl called may
he guys! They discovered ANOTHER region!
Playstaion network is down
DID YOU HEARD ABOUT 4CHAN VS 9GAG WAR?
Childish Gambino IS DONALD GLOVER
Emma watson was on r/trees??
hay guys! have you heard that gaddafi is dead?
Did you hear about chuck norris?
hey guys
did you hear that VIETNAMESE guy died R.I.P Ho Chi Minh
MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY 2011!
Guys did you know.. That black peopLe are allowrd to sit in the front of the bus nowadays just like white people?
Another dictator died R.I.P. julius caesar
The new year's eve is coming happy 2011 to y'all
Back to school shopping is the worst
Happy NEW yEAR gUYS hOpe 2011 bring
hey guys
Hey guys! happy thanksgiving
YEY! OnLy 1 month to christmas
Hey guys
isnt that crazy!?! They have other versions of monopoly!
i bet you cant guess  what omg stands for
jam jars
Just found this cool new website it's called youtube
OMG GUYS DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED TO STEVE JOBS? He MAD THE iPAD!
supieron  soy un meme
Did you hear that dictator died? R.I.P gaddafi
the dictator of north-korea died! r.i.p Kim-il-sung
arrow to the knee we should make jokes about it
I heard about SOPA. I'm hungry
omg u guise chris brown beat up rihanna!
OMG
i heard about kim.... that was quick
hey everybody im really diggin this new band Nsync
Did you guys just hear? Kim Il-Sung died!
hey Did you guys Hear? Osama just died
Did you hear? it's called russia now
hey guys! did u hear that this one star trek actor is gay? George Takai
hey
hey guys did you saw is snowing on 9gag
Hey Guys! HAVE you heard yonkers?
on 5th of novemeber we should wear grey shirt
hey guys! have you heard about my amazing horse?
hey guys  SOMEONE MAKE A JOKE ABOUT TWILIGHT
You heard about kim? Something about a divorce
SPOILER ALERT! MUFASA DIES.
i hear this cool new smartphone is coming out tomorrow its called the galaxy nexus
THE CAKE  is a lie!
Hey guys
guys! the dinosaurs are extinct now!!!
Hey guys Tom Cruise went Crazy on oprah!
catch a slowpoke never hit
Whoa guys! Herman Cain is getting popular
hey
guys! pangea split apart!
Darth Vader was luke's father?
Hey Guys JUst started playing Oblivion
WOW! A guy called columbus discovered a new continent!
So
eminem has new album called infinite!
hey guys! lebron went to the heat!
nba free agency mavs got rudy!
did you hear about the Virginia tech shooting?  more than 30 people died!
I'm voting for Barry goldwater
Did you hear about drexel? first ever wireless campus
look ninetails artwork it was joke
guys get this taric has a heal Guys?
LOL BRO y so so slow?
HEY GUYS!! Have you seen this new game called Halo????
Hey guys
Did you guys hear? We made it to the moon
hey guys! we have technical training!
then i took an arrow in the knee i'm so original
hey guys!!! system of a down is back!
Hey guys! Wassup!
Those dinosaurs will never see that comet coming
have you guys tried sriracha sauce?
friends finished
Did you hear about that vampire movie? I think it's called nosferatu
Vietnamese elderly or mayonnaise?
GUYS! DID you hear they are saying a finanicial crisis is coming up
Hey
Hey guys
GUys I just hear a great joke! better nate tHan lever
Hey guys! We are reaching the new age of video games Because they just invented the wii
Oh No! Happy Tree Friends is dead!
This new invention really change the world Thank you
hey guys this youtube site is really taking off
Have you ever been rickrolled? NEITHER did I
Embrace yourselfs the valentine's day posts are coming!!
Everybody Jfk just got shot!
Just got deus ex anyone wanna talk about it?
everyone
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT NEW 3D MARIO GAME? IT'S CALLED SUPER MARIO 64.
HEy DID YOU HEAR ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT WAS CANCELED!
Hey guys
poke him on facebook  pOKES YOU BACK NEXT YEAR
Guys can you add me?? ON MYSPACE
Did you hear? these jokes aren't funny anymore
Hey guys WHerer did Kaddafi dude gO?
malaysia boleh! we won suzuki cup!!
HEy guys did you know that skyrim came out already?
Hey did you hear? it's 9gag day!
hey guys sidney crosby is coming back
Hey... I Think Twighlight Sucks...
I can't believe it! dark link is a false unlockable!!
hey guys... Soul uses roids!
BRACES YOURSELVES tHE CHUCK TESTA POSTS ARE COMING
Did you guys hear the news about Joe Pa? He won his 400th game!
Aw yeah
taylor lautner? are you talking about the kid from shARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL?
Guys
just beat dead space scary game
Did you guys hear? There's going to be a new elder scrolls game.
did you hear about the rapper?  tupac died!!!!
Guys! I'm so excited ABOUT MW3
Did you hear? JoePA might Retire this year.
Hey guys it's 10/10/10
i can't wait to play that 'zelda gaiden'
cant believe its done im gonna miss M*A*S*H*
hEY GUYS!!! DID YOU SEE that ANTOINE DODSON video??
Have you heard about that new reddit celebrity? ForTheWolfx?
HEY STEVE IM JEALOUS OF YOUR NEW PHONE
did you hear? Weezy's in jail
DUde
So apparently we are all gonna die next year? 2012?
You hear about that new show it has the dad from malcom in the middle
hey guys you've listen about the memes?
hey guys i heard of this cool game called wow
cool new google trick! if you type 'miserable loser' it takes you straight to president Bush!
cool new google trick! Type 'Miserable failure' and click the I'm feeling lucky button
Hey guize new artist bangs
finalmente hanno annunciato... duke nukem forever
use grey tshirt ON 5TH NOVEMBER
there's an internet 2.0?
How about that game six
Hey fj did you hear Kim kardashian is getting married
kim kardashian got married
Hey
Did you hear about the hemp plant? It's going to be the first billion dollar crop
oh wow there's this new webSITE  where you can generate memes
Holy shit guys we hit 100 subscribers!
Hey guys did you hear? Battlefield 3 Servers are down
Hey guys did you hear? Battlefield 3 Servers are up
Hey guys Lets use a turtle to tank DOMO
Hey guys
Hey guys
HEY GUYS Baleroc drops tier gloves
GUYS... IT'S FRIDAY
the playstation 2 can play playstation 1 games
Did you notice? there's a peace sign next to the b@b logo
Hey guys have you heard of this new dance  called jerkin'
Theres a new Call of duty coming out ITs the first of a series of 3
hey guys the packers won the superbowl
there's a r/christianity?
i have more elo than ilkay
hey guys! muammar ghaddafi is dead!
yeah i heard steve doesn't host blues clues anymore
have you guys seen this video? Its THE OHIO university BAND DOing PARTY ROCK ANTHEM
Did you hear? They killed osama!!!
Guys its friday!
Pandaren monk? What a GENRE BREAKING pet
Hey Guys did you see that japanese zelda rap ad from 91'
dID YOU HEAR ABOUT wORLD OF WARCRAFT EXPANSION/. tHEY'RE ADDING sPACE GOATS!
lol have you heard of this new 'nyan cat' meme? it's funny!
omg guys! a new dashboard
U Gaddafi bro? ohhh wait...
did you hear? THey caught saddam!
Nettsiden  er snart klar
Hey guys I just heard of the Awesome place it's called chili's
HEY GUYS I TOTALLY GOT BATMAN ARKHAM ASYLUM
hey guys we can get flu vaccinations
Girl in Small Bikini? Scared me too
His opponent is KiWiKaKi
did you hear? we landed on the moon!
Ever hear of dane cook? he's really funny
Hey guise did you hear? brock lesnar is in wwe '12
GUYS Did you know a boy's will is the wind's will?
OMG MY NEW LAPTOP DOESN'T HAVE A FLOPPY DISK DRIVE
Wait Halo anniversary Is remake?
hey guys did you know jarvan is actually leblanc
hey guys Reddit enhancement suite lets you browse reddit more easily
Guys Felipe Camiroaga died!
hey guys DOC CAN HEAL MINIS
Guys! i found the internet
Today I Learned NPH Is Gay
Guys Josh and zac left paramore
hey guys did you hear micheal jackson died?
Hey guys i Just found this new game it's called total miner: forge
What happened to my geocities site?
HAVE YOU HEARD? VGCATS UPLOADED A NEW COMIC!
omg Happy Birthday
Yo guys! spotify in denmark!
wow
Did ya hear? Nuron is a ginger!
GUYS They added wolves in minecraft
guys!! The cake is a lie!!
What?!? No iPHone 5?!?
CHRIS'S TRIPOD SITE IS A FAKE
i found you on the internet
Did you guys hear David is single
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT STEVE JOBS? HE RESIGNED
hey guys! did you hear about kathleen's latest film? it's called murder of the crows
Oh hai Guyz You hear bout that Earthquake iN Chile?
Good Night Masaomi Orihara
Did you hear about the new MTG mechanic It's called cumulative upkeep
'On your test or life in general?'
Hey Dug Happy Birthday
Hey guys
Stung by bee? why you no stung by a?
you 12????? when i was your age i was 13
Facebook? you face book and study!
You Get B+ ON BLOOD TEST? failure run through veins
Why you get b? you not b-sian. you a-sian.
YOU got 99 problems must finish each one
You forget to study I forget to feed you
POKEMON MASTER? WHY NOT POKEMON PHD?
You want Computer? you build.
OF COURSE YOU HAVE THE FREEDOM OF CHOICE! VIOLIN OR PIANO?
We throw 3 daughters in river Just to end up with son like you
bring 'a' game? why not a+ game
YOUR BLOOD TYPE IS B? FAILURE RUNS THROUGH YOUR VEINS.
You Build robot? You Must Build robot that build Robot
you finish all your homework?  do it again
'YOUR SON GOT 99 ON THE CALCULUS TEST' WHAT SON?
you smartest kid in school? you go to better school !
an a minus is an a minus my love for you
YOU SING BEATLES' LET IT BE? wHY NOT LET IT A?
You're allergic to bees? good.
You are Bisexual? Why not asexual?
blood tests came back negative? why do you always fail me?
you cure cancer? what about aids?
delivered by c-section? You disappoint me from the start
You want Play sport? Fine
You get B on Driving test? I am proud
You want facebook well face book and study!
asian without a's spell sin
you molested by assistant coach? why not head coach?
Your sister get B on maths Test Congratulations you only Child
calculator? why not calcunow?
swift as coursing river? Force of great typhoon? strength of raging fire? mysterious as dark side of moon? still not doctor.
reddit? read it again
You not 'B'sian!! You 'A'sian!!
Jay-z have 99 problems? Test tomorrow have 150. go study
GirlFriend Filipino?! Not Asian enough
foul bachelor frog? why not foul doctorate frog?
my son got 100% at a test not proud
You want to take me to Applebee's? Why not Apple-A's?
your girlfriend has a C cup? why not a cup?
She wants the d? why she no want the a?
Jeremy
You get molested by assistant coach why not head coach
Doctor who? Doctor you!
You dropped F-bomb at school Why not a-Bo..... wAit Nevermind
Boy
second degree murder? Why not first degree?
asian without a's sin
you got b on math test? Good job... just kidding no food fo two week.
occupy wall street? why you no occupy library?
You got a bj? why not an aj
a jedi master? why no jedi doctor?
you get 74 on exam? 26 more reasons to be disappointed
Son Builds Time Machine Good! Now Go Back and Built it Faster!
Most kills on your team? Why not all kills on your team?
Need a Doctor? become one.
You gET C-SECTION? WHY NOT A-BORTION?
you play mario? why not Dr. mario?
every time you dont know answer your mothers cancer get a little worse
You forget to study? i forget to feed you.
negative test for h.i.v?! go back and get positive.
Success is not good enough Others must fail
95% that is good if you were trying to dissapoint me
you want laptop? You build
I'm successful because when I was your age I was hit by a-bomb
ALL I WANT IS FOR YOU TO BE HAPPY And a doctor.
you need my signature? cant you do anything yourself??
Vitamin A Best vitamin.
IQ ONLY 190? WHY NOT OVER 9000
You play e chord? should be playing A+ chord
You get detention for dropping 'F-Bomb'? Why not A-bomb?
X-Men? why not A-Men
Son
Why calculator? why not calcunow
Your blood type is B? I have no son
MY DAUGHTER HAS DOUBLE D's?! Why no double A's?!
first day of school ready for final exam?
200% on math test? that's okay i guess...
You want to learn music?  piano
WHAT IS DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A- AND A+? my love for you
You feeling sick? BECOME DOCTOR AND MAKE YOURSELF BETTER!
you have 3rd degree burns? WHy not master degree burns
played flight of the bumblebee at 400 bpm? faster
forever alone? why not forever a+lone
we no come here to america for b+
You have plans this weekend? not anymore
what's for dessert? rice and algebra!
SOPA? ONLY THING I DO NOT WANT you TO PASS
Your blood temperature is 90F? Why not 100f?
LEARNING DISABILITY? NO. YOU LEARNING DIS ABILITY.
you want to be actor? i believe it is pronounced 'doctor'
9GAG ? Why NOT 10GAG
you like bb guns? why not aa guns!
Varentine's Day? Love does not get you into harvard
the square root of 69 is 8.30662386.    not 8 something
you rescued princess peach? why not queen peach?
U guitar hero? Y u no report card hero?!
You got into Harvard? Why u no own google?
Kim jong il? y u no kim jong well?
You miss one question on test? I miss one week to feed you.
30 secondS to mars?  WHy not 30 secondS to Library?
4/20? Why not 20/20?!
You get b you no b-sian you a-sian
You became poke`mon master? why not poke`mon pHd!?
Get B+ on blood test? You fail at living
3 days at law school? Why not own firm yet?
you born via c-section? why not a-section?
This all u can eat buffet! that all u can eat?
YOU GOT B+ IN BLOOD TEST FAILURE RUN THROUGH VEINS
allergic to bees? good
you 110% sure of getting an a? need to study probabilities more
be like fonzie he says a
my love for you depend on how many gold medals you get
Lin make another 3? Why he not make a 4.0?
B Plus? B Homeless !
kills 99.9% of all germs? we need new hand sanitizer
Cannot divide by zero? explains your bad grades
you get hepatitis c? why no hepatitis A+
Blood type A-? WHY NOT A+?!
watch you tube? i watch you study instead
it's not enough for you to succeed others should fail
you got straight a report card? i give you 30 lashings anyway to remind you of success
You get B? Y u no get a! You asian
A- ? this family is about to be minus a son
You want to play super marIO? why not doctor mario?
Boyfriend filipino?! not asian enough!
you drop 38 on laker but why you still no doctor?
you have HEPATITIS b? don't come back until you have hepatitis a
you had sex? why not use the a-HOle?
109 yard touchdown? why not 110?
U FORGET HOMEWORK  I FORGET SON
instead of buy video game y u no make video game?!
Facebook? Why don't you face book and study?
Community College? I have no son
You drop F-bomb in school? Why you no drop A- uh..nevermind.
YOU NOT B-SIAN OR C-SIAN YOU A-SIAN!
100%? why no extra credit?!
program C++? Why not A++?
doctor
we invent pokemon to turn north  america into 5 year old sissy
Your sister get 3.9 gpa congratulations you only child
You part of 99%? Why not 100%?
C-SECTION?  WHY NOT A-BORTION?
you use kodak? why not use fuji?
Blood Type b You shame Family!
birthday the 15th? why not 1st?
I raise u eat with chopstick why i find fork under bed?!
You are 99%? why no 100%?
asian without a's spells sin
YOU DROP F-BOMB? WHY NOT A-BOMB? WAIT A SECOND...
Thats my son always cums first
Where is other half  Of the plus?
You too tired for homework? i too tired to feed you
YOUR 5? WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WAS 6
son... Why you no doctor yet?
'to be or not to be' is not a question two a or you not my son
Meme in legendary tier? Why not IN god tier?
Got 99 problems? must finish each one
IPHONE? YOU GET APHONE!
You want to be an Actor? It's pronounced 'doctor.'
you is asian not bsian!
Jay-Z Have 99 problems? test tomorrow have 150. go study
your bra is b-cup? why not a-cup?
Dad i got 99% Where did the 1% go?!
you became pokmon master!? Why no pokmon PhD!?
Blood Type a- Oh thats not my son
Find x or find new parents
you drop f-bomb in school? why not a-bomb?!
Move to usa Why not USA+
failed AT SUICIDE? DISGRACE FAMILY
you have hepatitus c? why not hepatitus a?
a+ make you doctor b+ make you garbage man
want to be teacher? Teach yourself how to be doctor
30 seconds to mars? too long son !
NBA? WHY NOT MBA?
pokemon masters? Why not pokemon PHD
son
THEY SAID YOU COULD BE ANYTHING YOU WANT? OF COURSE
Asian without a's is a sin
you like pauly-D why not pauly-a
Why you get b?  you Asian
Brought back to life with defibulator? why not 'a'fibulator?
what? u bi-sexual? why not a-sexual?
MOLESTED by Assistant coach? Why not HEAD Coach?!
ALLERGIC to bees? thats my son
HARVARD AND NBA STAR? NOW I CAN CALL YOU MY SON
a-kon? sounds good already
you're the 99%? Why not 100%?
You want pie after dinner? 3.1415926535!
blood type ab? why not aa?
YOU PLAY IN NBA? WHY NOT MBA?
Facebook? why don't you face  book  and study?
pokemon master? Why not Pokemon phd?!!
you drop f-bomb in school? why not a-bomb? wait...
if at first you don't succeed I disown you!
You want girlfriend? You get wife when you doctor
LIKE A BOSS? WHY NOT THE BOSS?
You're 999
decimal place? why not first place
you build lego house as baby? why not ipod?
It is not 99% success Just 1% failure
You want to drop class?! u want me dropkick your ass?!
ATHEIST? WHY YOU NOT    A+THEIST?
you got gold medal? why not platinum?
you asian not b-sian
SEA CADETS? WHY NOT 'A' CADETS?
NO BOYFRIEND 'TIL YOU MARRIED
97% is good son! You can sleep in the dog kennel tonight
the birds and the bees why not the birds and the a's
Jedi master? why no jedi phd
YOU WORK AS TOW TRUCK DRIVER FOR aaa? i am conflicted
Follow your Dream Your dream is doctor
You Contracted Hepatitis B ? Why Not hepatitis A?
your favorite team is oakland a's why not oakland a PLUS?
Why you have to research? why you no search right the first time?
Got AA+ rating? Why not AAA?
Child fail a test? Since when did i have child?
You make teenager pregnant? Your kid better be doctor
You No Study? You No Eat!
You win Oscar? Why no Nobel Prize?
1st chair violin? learn cello now.
My son got an a? could he do some extra credit to make it up?
Finished diablo 3 in 7 hours? good now reprogram that shit & play it backwards
the a teAM? SOUNDS LIKE GOOD MOVIE
You graduate high school why not graduate highest school?
You drop f-bomb at school? Why you no drop aaaaa... nevermind
You drop f-bomb at school? why you no drop a... nevermind
Son: 'Dad
never teaches his kids the alphabet 'THEY'LL ONLY NEED ONE LETTER'
u doctor yet call me when u doctor
why you no do good in school you ASIAN not bsian
4-HAND PIANO PIECE? USE YOUR FEET
No cakes for dessert have some math homework instead
Occupy wall street? occupy library instead
Stung By Bee? Why you no stung by A!
you having brainstorm? why not brainhurricane?
you have add/adhd? why not aaa/aaaa?
Bac .08? why not 4.0?!
mister miyagi? why not doctor miyagi?
YOu Occupy 99%? Why Not Occupy 100%!
'WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION' YES YOU DO. YOU JUST USED A DOUBLE NEGATIVE
You like 90's music? why not 100's
HEPATITIS b?  I have no son
100% ? Close enough
You win spelling Bee? why you no win spelling A?
7 horcrux? WHY NOT 10?
WANT TO BE NBA STAR? FIRST YOU GO TO HARVARD
you pokemon master? why not pokemon phd?!
YoU listen to acdc Y NOT AAAA
You do drug? first do homework then do drug.
What for dessert? Calculus test!
ALLERGIC TO BEES?  THAT'S MY BOY
Sunny D? DRINK Sunny A!
Student of the month? What about the other 11 months?
You got hepatitis b? Why not A ?
You have type 'b' blood why not type 'a'
you on facebook? why not face in book?
First place in spelling bee? why not in spelling 'A'?
99.9% germ kill? Why not 100% germ kill
YOU bought a Bra? I hope is A Cup
hepatitus b? WHY U NO GET HEPATITUS A
you want to watch a movies? go watch the a-team
why you read memes? go study!!!
you catch all pokemon get them all to level 100
Jeremy RIN MAKE ANOTHER 3 Pointer? Why he no make 4.0 pointer??
Waiting for a result? Why not a+ result?
you no be your self you 'a' your self
U.s.A.? WHY NOT A.A.A.
got a kill assist? why not A kill
Son
HIS POWER LEVEL IT'S ONLY 9000?
it's a girl? why not a boy?
you summon demon? why not summon a-mon?
/b/ why not /a/?
You got the highest marks in your year Why not the highest marks ever?
You study 20 hours yesterday? Why you need four hours of sleep?
YOU want a psp? why not a phd?
my son is 2nd highest in class? what son?
Your blood test came back negative? you should've studied harder.
Blood type b+? Failure run through Veins
son
want to be an actor its pronounced'Doctor'
vitamin c? you dont need it
jeremy lin why not 29 points?
110%? Thats it?
so Music helps you focus
Bumblebee? Why no bumble-A?
You 13 and in 10th grade? When i was 13 i taught 10th grade
forgot books at school? good
No boyfriend until you married
you should be like battery aaa
4th place on management competition? i '4get' to feed you
hand sanitizer kill 99.99% of germs? not good enough!
you have ph.d? why not ph.a??
You need to go to the doctor? at your age
you got stung by bee? Why you no get stung by a!!!
busy as a bee? not busy enough
Work at Chick-fil-a? Why not chick-fil-a+?
Find X Or Find new father
let it be
doctor said you were born you need c-section i said no. only a section
Justin bieber? WHY not justin a-ber?
Facebook? why don't you face book and study
You do 9/11? why not 11/11?
Error 37? Why not error 100?
you want d? y u no want a?
oh
you say you sick go to medical school
Your girlfriend wants the D? Good. Let her have D. You keep A.
you fly b2 bomber? why not a2 bomber?
You no C-sian
President of USA? Why not president of AAA?
Because it is a free country
It's a-Day? Why not a+day
you listen to acdc why not abba?
You win spelling bee? Why not win spelling a?
you can program in c++? why not a++?
you think I'm 'high' expectations Asian father? why not 'Standard' expectations asian father?
You got perfect attendance? Why did you not go in for extra days?!?!?!
I did not teach you birds and bees i taught you birds and a's!
you only broke 2 records at the olympics? i have no daughter
you can't find x? i can't find your food
fever? temperature has better grade than you
i speak words of wisdom let it a+
You got a C on your test? We are not c-sians
seven seas? seven A's
You get a in america? you get d in china
You studied for 3 hours? what are you? a failure
go to school! teach them a lesson
Captain America? Why not Brigadier General America?
Pokemon master? Why you no pokemon doctor?
C + +? WHY NOT a++?
YOU DOCTOR YET? TALK TO ME WHEN YOU DOCTOR!
a- ? i have no son
you want to rest? you do that when you're dead.
You not won silver you lost gold
You fail driver's test!? That's cool so did i
You use facebook Why not Acebook?
Big Data? Why not biggest data?
First semester: Pre-med Second Semester: Medical school
OP IS A FAG? WHY NO A+ FAG?
u forget to make homework i forget to feed u
You get F on test? You get F in Butt
to be or not to be you get 2 b and you out of house
Son got a B plus in science
Good friday? why not best friday?
itt??? why not MIT???
you get b in america YOU GET F IN CHINA
did you do homework yet? do again
Blood type b-? Why not A+?
98% Items collected in video game why are you playing video games?
Girlfriend D-Cup why no A-cup
100%? CLOSE ENOUGH
you gotta 99 overall grade?  You disgrace family
You're watching doctor who? why not professor who?
Preparation H? Why Not Preparation A?
You drink 2% Milk? Why not 100% Milk?
Got no A grade? Sleep Ouside in Doghouse
Teacher SAY YOU DROP F-BOMB IN CLASS. WHY YOU NO DROP A-BOM...NEVERMINd
You get a- on exam? that's asian F
Sick With Fever? Become doctor
over 9000? why not 10000!
You found the cure for cancer yet? 'no dad I'm 7'
digital engineer??? you only count to one???
supercomputer??? too easy!!!  Use Abacus!!!
Asian with out A's is sin
You forget to study i forget to feed you
she wants your d? why not your a?
Seaworld Why not A-World
you got b+ on blood test Failure run through veins
YOU MADE THE OLYMPICS
Pokemon master?  WHY NOT POKEMON PHD?
flight of the bumble-bee? why not flight of the bumble-a?
No 'Little Mermaid' for you! Everyone there happy to be under the C!
VITAMIN B? WHY NO VITAMIN A?
100%? fine. but do better next time
@21
back to the future? why not ahead of the future!?
Why only b vitamins? why not get a vitamins?
Do a barrel roll? how about you get honor roll
You can become anything you want doctor or engineer
You want game? YOu make
You have 99 problems? Do them and get A!
110% on a test no supper for you
Not enough time to study? study and go back in time to study!!
you want to play b-ball at university? why not a-ball?
YOU GOT DEGREE Y NOT A-GREE?
Asians without 'a'? sin!
you finished your homework? good
today is your b-day? why not your a-day?
You got stung by bee?! Y not by A!?
You Get B+ ON BLOOD TEST? failure run through veins
welcome to 1st day in kinder garder solve the following  math equations
I usedto have a lot of sons now i have none
your blood type a positive? good job son
4
No homework to day? you do tomorrow's homework
Dungeon master? why not dungeon doctor?
3rd degree burns? Why not 1st degree burns?
Second grade? Why not first?!
Jesus is great physician? We convert to christianity
50 cent? why not 100%
we are A-sian not B-sian
playstation? why not workstation?
Beatles - Let it be? Why not 'Let it a?'
GOLD MEDAL? Y U NO WIN PLATINUM?!
fap off to porno? why not fap off to homework?
Asian Alphabet very easy! All A's
JEREMY
YOUR SISTER HAVE SEX WITH MIDDLE EASTERN CONGRATULATION YOU ONLY CHILD NOW
'congratulations
4.0 gpa? Why not 5.0?
Your blood type is b+ Why not A+?
Your height is in the 99th percentile? why not 100%?!?!
find x Or find new father
Cancer? why no cancest?
Kills 99.99% of germs? Why not 100%?
Find cure for Cancer? Good...I guess.
i used to be a proud father until i took a disappointing son in the knee
you depressed? why you no a-pressed?
Why you on facebook go to acebook
Let it be? make it A
face book and study
daughter have b cup boobies? why you no have a cup boobies?
We from Chinese Taipei not chinese Taip-B
you no win the game!? why you always fail me?
usb? why not usa+
YOU GET MASTER SWORD? WHY YOU NO GET PHD SWORD?
LIL B WHY NOT LIL A?
stung by bee? why you outside!
YOUR BLOOD TYPE IS B- ?? FAILURE RUN THROUGH YOUR VEINS
You pokemon master? why not pokemon ph.d?
California roll? Why Not honor roLl?
simple harmonic motion?? why not complex harmonic motion??
you get b on blood test failure run through veins
160 IQ at age 2? You get it from my side of the family
YOU ARE 5 MONTHS AND YOU CAN'T WALK AND SPEAK ?! You are not my son
Your spending time on facebook? Host your own social network instead!
We are the 99%? NO! i want 100%!
YOU ARE THE 99% ? WHY NOT 100% ?
You MASTURBATE? WHY NOT PHD BATE!?
C++? Why not A++?
My Least favourite Insect is BEE
You need to use bathroom? why not mathroom!?
it's time we had the talk about the a's and the b's
Why you watching tosh.o?  you should be getting 4.0
Dayright savings time? more rike one more hour to study!
black man president my son only phd in failure
9 OUT OF 10 DOCTORS AGREE?! WHY NO 10 OUT OF 10?!
HIV negative why not positive?
what you mean you like bread? eat rice it rich in vitamin A
was born by c-section ? why not a-section ?
Perfect guitar. it have 'a' string. otherwise you dance in 'g' string.
Studying hard and got only two hours sleep? Two hours too many!
STEVE IS DEAD
canon in d??? why not canon in A+???
Happy b-Day? Why no happy a*day
you discovered dna? why not aaa?
Your blood type is ab? Why not aa?
You succesfully highjacked nokia? Why not Apple?
BEFORE? WHY NOT AFORE?
you are a bee keeper? wHY NOT AN a KEEPER?
you program java? why not program espresso?
YOU WATCH the a team? why not a+ team?
Facebook? Face book and study
GTA 4? HOW 'BOUT GPA 4!
VITAMIN D IN SUNLIGHT? I HAVE NO SUN
TUPAC? WRY NOT SIX PACK?
plan b? why not a-bortion?
you using a fork? you bring your family shame
jeremy lin play in nba? why not play in nba+?
graduated from harvard? Now you can become basketball player.
You ejaculated semen? why not a-men?
You're five? Why you no doctor?!
A
c-section? why not an a-section?
nine months of free time in your mothers womb Y U WASte THAT TOO!
You use germex? why only 99.9% effective
you got 99 problems all are me
YOU PROGRAM IN C 'PLUS'? WHY NOT IN A'PLUS??
Power level over 9000? Why can't it be over 10000?
you got aids? Why not aids+?
YOU WRITE CODE? YOU MUST WRITE CODE THAT WRITES CODE!
You show white guy your c cups? why not a cups?
You watched easy a? That's my Child!
Arrow to the knee? Then hop on one leg!
SHAGGED MEGAN FOX? JUST MEGAN FOX?
Google-PLus? Don't You mean calculus?
You Forget to study I forget to feed you
You only succeed Why you not make others fail?
you have type o blood! y u no have type a blood?!
you want rest fine but you betta count all da sheep
A- Minus one finger
u have c-section? why no a-section?
Photon
you want to be artist? i have no son
your phone have 4g? why not have 4A?
national champion? why no world champion?
only twenty dollars in your pocket? get out of my house.
you use windows? why you no use door?
on halo you play master chief why not phd cheif
You #2 FBI most wanted? Why not #1?
she wants the d? you better leave her.
You used windows 98? Why not windows 100?
Hepatitis b? why not hepatitis a?
you got gold at olympics why not platinum
china have 'c' and 'a' japan have 'a' and 'a'  - japan better!
Drink Sunny D? Why not Sunny A+?
YOU GET C ON TEST? Oh it driving test
YOU GOT 99% WHAT HAPPENED TO THE OTHER 1%
you want to know what my problem is? 576-(x+y+3456+74-2525+232-78654 [2343]24<423>234245
you no listen to bee-Gees you listen to a-gees
Son
HETEROSEXUAL? Why not Asexual?
God Created earth in 7 days why you not astroPHYSICIST in 18 years?
you c cup? y not a cup!?
there are 26 letters ın alphabet no
why go from point a to point b when you can go from point a to point a plus
YOU TALK TO ME WEN U DOCTOR
final fantasy? why not final exam?
99 problems? y u no have 100 problems?
you dont solve your math problem I dont solve your hunger problem
you got 97 on test? that's 3 dinners you won't be eating
You need my signature to graduate MIT at 16? Why can't you do anything yourself
E book? Why you no read a Book?
plan b? why plan a no work?
APPlebee's? WHY NOT APPLEA's?
School start at 8:00? u go at 7:00
FOUND A GIRL? WHY NOT A JOB?
you score a girl? better be a+
b+? Pack Your things.
fruit NINJA? why not fruit doctor?
You graduate from school but you no graduate from study!
DAY LIGHT SAVINGS? ONE MORE HOUR TO STUDY
Anything less than 100% is a fail
YOU know everything now? INVENT
you drop f-bomb in school? why not a-bomb?
bomb threat at school? who would threaten to bomb the test?
use formula to calculate sum of infinite series? you must check answer by adding all terms!
Need calculator?! BECOME ONE!
you eat beef? why not eat cat?
4 hours on the laptop and this is the best meme you can thnk of?
You Born By C-Section? Failed Me at birth...
You are cup size c? Why not cup size a?
WHY AM I ASIAN? BECAUSE IT STARTS WITH A!
community college? harakiri !
A-  I have no son
you learn many words on google in one language? why not go to google translate and learn other 63 availabe languages?
if you have patience one day you have your own patients
Mulan
daughter gets f in gender!
created meme with me? GO STUDY!!
SO YOU JAY Z WHY NO JAY A???
Go out with friends to bar? Bar only for passing
You have AA meeting? Finally you make me proud
You have date with beyonce? why you no have date with a-yonce?
You started the second world war? why not fırst world war?
You post on /B/ Why not /A/?
wannabe? why not wanna a?
Houston cougars i am disappoint
semen? Why you no ejaculate a-men?
u know how to play 'c' chord? Y u not know how to play 'a' chord?!
Bemused? Why not AMUSED?
IMPOSSIBRU?? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!
you rearn about the birds and the bees? why you no rearn about the birds and the A's?
you get 120% on test why  not 150%?
you want new car? get audi a1
Top 2% in HALO? WHY NOT TOP 1%
A1 steak sauce best sauce
wIN PHYSICS PRIZE NOBEL were are the chemistry
99% ? Why not 100%?
gets straight a's on test disowns you anyway
Blood type a? why not a*!?
PSAT TOMORROW? NO SLEEP FOR YOU!
You join sign language club? I approve
you own google y u no own googleplus
yOU GOT B+ ON BLOOD TEST? fAILURE RUNS TROUGH VEINS
asian without a's spell sin
40/40 on exam??? why not 80/40???
you american idol??? why not god???
earthquake was 6.0?  better be 10 next time
type A Personality ? WHy not type A+?
You shoot semen? Why not shoot a man... oh nevermind
american? all i see is american't
A+ AGAIN?  Alyssa
why you looking at memes? go study!
bachelor pad why not phd pad?
no shit he dump you you give B-Job not A-job
summer camp? how aboout you camp in library
you got 99 problems? solve them all!
You listen to Justin Bieber? y u no listen to justin A-ber
Be yourself? why not a yourself
You got a 99.99999% on your ib midterms? You are not my child
C ++  ? WHY NOT A ++ ?
School out for summer? No excuse to not study!
ping pong prodigy or doctor you choose now!
No honor roll? no food!
GOING TO PROM? BETTER BRING YOUR STUDY MATERIALS ALONG
facebook? why don't you face the book and study?
A+? hmph...
You pray viorin Most honorabre!
Only 2.1 in astrophysics? Why not calculate gravity of my disappointment?
You doctor yet? Call me when you doctor
no daughter of mine take plan b! take plan a!
Schrodinger's cat both pass and fail? I have and do not have cat
YoU are the 99%? Y u no 100%
b-17 bomber? why not a-17 bomber?
All work and no play makes your grades marginally okay
Be whatever you want to be just check with me first
A-HOLE NO I MEAN IT AS COMPLIMENT
C++? Why not a++?
Is that a calculator? i have no son
you call that a report card? i call it no meals for a week
princeton not harvard? i have no son
In the class a-team huh? ...carry on
you make time machine? go back in time and tell me to abort you
3.98 GPA out of 4 you're not my son
got perfect on a 100 item exam? why not 140
You doctor yet? talk to me when you doctor.
Asexual? why not a plus sexual?
YOU GO TO COLLEGE NOW I DON'T CARE 14 YOU GO NOW
compare grade to average? compare to 100%
You should learn how to learn and when you learn that you should learn more
why fap? build app!
yu goto sleep put textbook under eyelids
Made a dooms day device? make it portable
Playing eLDER SCROLLS V why not elder scrolls a
Oh you wish for Toy for Christmas I wish for smarter Child
you get c-section? why not a-bortion?
You not get into harvard you not have father
You want to go to the spelling bee? You only go to the spelling a.
SAT Class in CHINESE newspaper? MUST BE LEGIT
U drink dr. pepper? y u no drink professor pepper?
Be yourself? Why no A Plus YourSELF?
b on bio exam? don't come home.
Bring home a 'b' You get the Belt
You rocked exam? ...I am satisfied.
addition in first grade?? why not differential equations??
do you even engrish
to be or not to be you get two b's and you out of house
How old are u now
Detox? why not a-plus-tox?
Party like it's 1999? Unacceptable! You S.a.t. like it's 2400.
Why you get the D Not the A
KFC? why not KFA?
girlfriend give you bj? why she no give you aj?
favorite batteries triple a
YOU GOT CAUGHT WITH CLASS B DRUGS? WHY NOT CLASS A DRUGS?
u like gangnam style? u study hard
if at first you dont succeed.... Don't Come back home
A Team why no a+ team
You use facebook? Why not face book and study?
you have heart failure? why u no have heart success
Y u no guy y u copy my accent
YOU GOT GUINESS WORLD RECORD? WHY NOT GUINESS UNIVERSE RECORD?
you get gold medal or no food for 2 weeks
fROM C TO SHINING C? WE MOVE TO ANOTHER COUNRTY
you win 13 gold medals? still not good enough.
get b? You are asian
You watch bbc? why not abc?
having problems at school?  then do them at home!
It come to $3.99? WHy not $4.00?
159 IQ? I wanted boy
b-Flat? Why not A#?
Hufflepuff? Why noT ravenclaw?
one wrong for asian is like one right for white people
Page 404 not found? 10 sec to found it!
oh
2nd at WSOP
You can play death waltz? Good
why Beijing why not Aeijing i have no capital
you sailed the seven seas? not good enough! Seven a's!
today is your b-day why not a-day!?
MAN GET ARRESTED FOR DOING METH? STUPID POLICE
Listening to Kid A? Why not Kid A+?
You sorry for getting f? not as sorry as i am
oh it's a Leap day? go study
you a harvard grad and become nba star now u r worthy to be called my son
pronounce your l's!!!
Jeremy lin why u not get 40 points against kobe?
TAKES PERSONALITY QUIZ CHOOSES A FOR EVERY ANSWER
USB? why not usa?
You get v-day card? why not A-Day CARD!!?
go ahead three with 0.5 left? Why you no hit buzzer beater
you have Double-d's why not double-a's
Writing code in c? WHY not a?
Make b on your report card? B stands for beating!
you lucky son you got 99 problems but math aint one
you ate at CHICK-Fil-A? Why not Chick-fil-a+?
You finished your Homework? Ask for more
goes to church just to hear ''a''MEN
Kill 99.9% germs? i want 100% !
son wanted half life I gave him math life
eazy-e why not eazy-a?
masterbate? why not phd-bate?
why you spend 1500 dollar on apple? Apple grow on tree foolish one
Team lose because of poor defense Better get a-fence. Least u block them off that way
a hıstorıcal report about d-day ? WHY NOT A-DAY?
B+ in math? disowned
hepatitis c? why no hepatitis A???
You program in c++? Why not a++?
facebook? face book and study!
russians already get 140% gotta go to russia now
40000% Roi NOT ENOUGH
You got mieloma Y U NO HAVE DOUBLE MIELOMA?
GAME ON ABC? WHY NOT AAA?
most sucessful man on earth? why not in the universe
four classes
you got stung by bee? you have much to learn...
u kno what women love more than romance? financial security.
Need Rounder Eyes? Become Plastic Surgeon.
You friends with a-lyssa? Good job son!
you finished reading your book? read it again
YOU code in C? WHY NOT A?
You got bullied at school again? jackie chan never sooked to his dad
Up for 38 hours?  why not 48?
Free hugs? Take as many as you can!
Asian Studies major? so u study pre-med or Law?
You want to be a doctor? ^Theres a reason 'a' is in front of doctor
doctor say you need more vitamin c i say you need more vitamin a
perfect score on mid term? why not perfect score on full term?
nsa? why not nsa plus?
You onry 3 years ord? why you no praying da damn piano!??
It's your B-Day Why not your A-day?
ITt??? Why not MIT???
You cure cancer? What took you so long?
u no haz a+? no dinner tonight
B plus again? You Die now
to be or not to be why not a or not to a?
you win class president? why you not president america?
90's kid why no 100's kid
Body temperature 98.6? why not 100?
your hand sanitizer kills 99.99% of gErMs? why not 100%?!
high score in video game? why not high score on test?
four play? why not ten play?
why do asian girls have small boobs? because only 'a' are acceptable
i got 99 problems you must finish every single one
forever alone? good
you want a ford f-150? why not ford a-150?
F-Bomb? Why you no drop a-Bomb? oh.
Masters Degree at 24? Too Little
You are playIng second flute in the school band? Why don't you just stab me in The throat?
you're 6 why you not surgeon
You want to be an a**hole That's my boy!
u cant find x i cant find your i pod
impressive...A+.... now if only you were a boy
DEBIAN? WHY NOT A-BIAN?
Win multiway pot w/str8 flush? why not royal?
you have type b diabetes? i'll disown you if you don't bring that up to an a
you found a new species? throw that away and bring me a pokemon
Facebook? Why you not on ACEbook?
You Made dean's list? why not president's list!
jeremy lin why go nba? why not mba?
You saw 30 min video on joseph kony? Why arent you studying?
oh you in high school? When i in high school
Let it be? Why not let it A?
Hufflepuff? why you not in ravenclaw?
you want to be like me? why not 'a+' like me?
Bisexual? why you no Asexual?!
friend want to play on saturday? that why friend dad work for me!
18 points
U r Member of A- Team? y not A plus Team?
Biggest NBA story all year? Where trophy?
the x factor why not the ✓ factor
you got a perfect score why do you have such bad handwriting?
20/20 vision? why no 100/100?
You only spray 99%?! WHY NOT 100%?!?!
good you cooked for the whole family why aren't you washing the dishes yet?
Got accepted to MIT? Why not AAA?
You done with finals? why no study for next semester classes?
You graduated from university at 15? why not at 13?
use calculator in final exam? go to bedroom!
to a or not to be
Terrorists give you assignment? You better pass
bacon? why not acon?
f word? why not a word?
YOu got stung by bees? y not a's?
Why do you think you're asian? cause it starts with ''a''
Seashell? Why not A shell?
See Asian Man working in italian restaurant know he makes better food than the italians
Girlfriend pregnant with child
CGPA of less than 4.0? go china work in china shoe factory
U made your homework for this whole year? Now go make for next year.
YOU LIKE BEE GEES. WHY NOT A GEES?
Why you go Rock Crimbing? There a on top?
Milan win 1-0 why u no win 3-0?
You doctor now? why not two doctor?
You want to go to party? get college degree first
you get high? Good
Adam excellent
B key on piano broken? good
Preparation H? Why Not Preparation A+?
You sailed the 7 seas? why did you no sail the 7 a-s?
you want to take a break from study? ok
why use the g.p.s     when u have g.p.a?
4 Star? Why Not 5 stars?
y u no fix internet son? ultimate dishonor
96? NO come home till get 100!
PUT HONEY ON TOAST? ITS FOR BEE STUDENTS
YOU GET BIDS FOR ITEM ON EBAY? WHY NOT GET AIDS?
Jay-Z Has 99 Problems Test tomorrow has 120 questions. Study Now!
U IN AP CALC AB? WHY NOT AA.
YOU CAN'T C ME YOU MUST A ME
silly america why your credit only have 2a's
You end marriage Why NO FINISH PH.D?
You pass with a Or you pass a-way!
daylight saving? when i your age i had daylight retirement plan
You use c++? why not a++!?
When i your age I own restaurant
you play mario? why no doctor mario?
itt??? why not MIT???
You listen to abba? Why you no listen to aaaa?
you watch A-Team? good. now go study!
son can't read chinese? excuse me
son  i am disappoint
HIV positive? good job!
You make good meme but why you not make great meme?
You got BEADS AT PARTY? WHY NOT... WAIT
'press any key to continue' press a!!!
why you play piano in    a minor when you could play a major?
i cat person that why i marry cougar mom
old enough to see book old enough to read own bed night story
2 hour delay? 2 extrA HOURS TO STUDY
'good' content why not 'great' content?
Jay z have 99 problems star test have more than 150 problems go study
you're allergic to bees? that's my son
did your best? do better!
do i looks like asian ? stupid question
US 26 gold
you make olympics team? why you no make a-team?
you discover aliens? why you not discover a+liens?
You watch 'Tosh.0' Why not 'Tosh4.0'
you joined AA Why not AAA?
Next Stop Orimpics!!!!!
Your blood type is a-? I only transfuse A+
ACDC? Why not AAAA?
GPA 4.00? why not 10.00!
culinary school? you mean coronary
Emo? Why not A-mo?
acdc? why not aaaa
you listen to bee gees? why no a gees?
Let it be? Why don't you let it A?
your favorite movie is bee movie ?? i have no son
99% is just 100% for retards
B+ on blood test? Failure runs through veins
giant monster attacking city? get an a on your test and then we'll talk about evacuating
your passer rating is 100? ha! my son got 125 on math test!
'Credits will do fine' no
Only 4 on ap exam? having fun working as walmart greeter
M on report card for gender? y not a?
little league team captain? why not four star general?
we go to a RESTAURANT?  why not a+ restaurant?
Son
you get stung by bee? y u no get stung by a?
Do your best then do it better!
my son got school detention? i dont have a son
Hit the board  or the board hits U
twins? why not triplets?
You straight up G? Why not straight up A's?!
you need calculator? i need ambulance
oh
Hey lil b Why you no lil a?
You score 38 points on team? why not all points on team
You rolling on e WHY not rolling on a?
aa meeting? i love you
did you hear the one about the starving neurosurgeon? neither have I. You stop doodling
d cuP? why not a cup?
89/100? Dishonor Famiry
you listen to eazy-e? why you no listen to me and get easy a
regendary tier? why not god tier?
life give you lemons? you return and get refund
You met boyfriend on ok cupid? why not best cupid?
YOU a heart surgeon? why not entire body?
LIKE A SUM BOOOOOOOOOOOo DEE
only 40 % alcohol ? why not 100% ?
drinks hi-c dies
You get hepatitis B? Why not Hepatitis A?
You want a hug? I want a lawyer
Need a Ti-89 For ap CALCULUS  Why not Ti-100?
You Join glee club? there is no 'glee' in doctor
You have no friends? More time to study!
Son
99% on math quiz? out of my house
I not too strict i unchain u when u get president
I didn't pay all that money for your education to have you waste it making 'arrow to the knee' memes
U NOT OBAMA?  COME BACK ME WHEN  YOU OBAMA!
i see this meme before just like i see you play starcraft instead of studying
child get a-  abandon in street
No more noodle!? what the pho!?
17 years old and cure cancer? Why you only win $100
You learn quantum physics? now you unify with GR!
test positive for aids? i so proud
You got into harvard Why are you not rhodes scholar?
SAT ONLY 1560? WHY NOT 1600?
99 cent menu? why not 100 percent menu?
You use C Battery? Why Not AA battery?
asian without a is sin
Blood type b? why not a?
give 110%? why not >9000%?
YOU have hepatitis c? Y U no have hepatitis a +?
Your tank can penetrate 90mm of steel?? why not 100mm??
you 6 now why you no have diploma?
You Doctor yet? Talk to me when you Doctor!
You go to aA?  aT least it's better than your grades
You are the 99%? Why not 100%?
blood type b-? failure run through veins!
saw you with white boY great shame upon our dynasty
why general why not Supreme Commander?
you want to sail seven seas? why you no sail seven a's?
ap psych? why not a+ psych?
C PLus PLus Why not a PLus
You Want I-Phone Why not a Phone
have your first period? why not first exclamation point?
you doctor yet? TALK TO ME WHEN YOU DOCTOR
son
7 GOALS? TEAM HAS 11 PLAYERS.  YOU 4 SHORT.
happy b-day? why not happy a-day?
to be or not to be? why not to a or not to a?
MY SON WORKS AT MCDONALDS? wHAT SON? i HAVE NO SON
MY SON DIED BEFORE HE WAS BORN? wHAT EDUCATION DID HE GET BEFORE HE DIED?
Alissa is my favourite child she starts with 'A' and ends with 'A'
You IS HARVARD GRAD? Y YOU NO NBA STAR TOO?
you activist? why not the world fixed yet?
'J' walking? Why not 'A' WALKING
you count to infinity? chuck norris do twice
you get perfect bracket? do it again
C-SECTION? WHY NOT A-SECTION?
why you convicted crime? and not crimea?
no look fo mr. right you look for mr. money
you sonna ma bitchz Go study
four play? why not ten play?
like a boss? why not the boss?
You got a b? B is for born which is something I wish you never were
BE NEGATIVE? WHY NOT A PLUS?
four play? why not ten play?
like the beatles? why not like the atles?
We no Homeschool.   Those kids fail test. You no fail.
pop quiz! you doctor yet?
you sing let it be i whisper words    of wisdom
You can drop the bass just not your grades!
You need calculator? i need new son
Your final grade was an a-?  Dont you care about your future?!
B ON TEST? i HAVE NO DAUGHTER
She wants the d? you need a girl who wants a
you want to swim in the sea? Why not in the a?
doctor said you aren't getting enough vitamin A you not my son anymore
you get b b is for beating
you make popular meme? why not have most votes??
Why only 99 red balloons One more balLoon to make 100 and your mother happy
You find american dream in tri-state area Why you not find american dream in the try harder area?
a- on test? Asian f.
Silver MEDAL??? YOU NOT MY SON NO MORE!!!
You only work 11 Hours Today Why you so lazy?
3D? Why not all a's?
OLYMPIC RECORD Y NO WORLD RECORD
are you getting high? why not highest?
STUNG BY BEE? Y U NO STUNG BY A?
there is a reason we are called 'a'sians
So your blood type is B+? Failure runs through veins
you play piano only use a notes
Dia 'b'tus NO
Only 6 years old? At your age I was 10!
you born in '88? why not in '100
Finished diablo in 7 hours? why not in 7 minutes?
Got A+ on Blood Examination? Success runs through your veins
You play with BB guns? Y U NO play with aa guns?
B minor? Why not A major?
FAYRING MATH IS UNACCEPTABuR!
You Pregnant? GOod! Baby Help You Study
JEREMY LIN? I WISH HE WAS MY SON
YOU PLAY WARLORD SHEN? WHY YOU NO SURGEON SHEN
time for bedtime story concise oxford dictionary
Your the 99%? Why you not the 100%!
If you no get a+ in next math test you no aroud to vote in up coming erection
you fail driver's test!? That's cool so did i
Plan B? WHY NOT PLAN A?
You date the most interesting man in the world? i don't think he is interesting enough.
You Doctor yet? Talk to me when you Doctor!
my son is Salutatorian? what son?
my daughter has doubRe A's I'm so proud
Enrolled in public school? just give them broom already
yolo? why not yohigh?
YOU ARE NOT STILL A DOCTOR? I HAVE NO SON
she's got you buzzing like a bee? she is unacceptable
You wore clip-on tie? It was your Kindergarten orientation!
seafood? Why no a-food?
Bra is B-cup Why not a-cup?
you marry kevin bacon!? why you no marry clay aiken!?
you have blood type b- Why cant you get A+?!?
You're 16? At your age i was 17.
blood type a-negative? should be a-positive!
the land of the rising sums
Walk into mordor? Why not Run into mordor?
Want to be Pokemon trainer? No! Your become pokemon doctor
kim possibru? impossibru!
i work 24 hors a day y u no work harder
you got sodomized in the 2nd degree? why not 1st degree!
Research? why not experiment?
you want to be biologist? why not aologist?
geico save you 15% or more? too bad
GOOGLE+? I So PROUD
son gets 100% on test good now i don't have to kill him
1450 on sat?? Dishonor our famiri!!
You got b+ on test? No rice for you!
You mememaker??? Y u no use right meme.
99 on final exam? get out of my house
Jeremy lin go to nba why you go to mba?
You Johnny b GOOde? Why you Not Johnny a Goode?
EVEN HARVARD BASKETBALL COACH LAST NAME A-MAKER
You score 38 on kobe? why you not score 38 on mcat?
oh
b-day? why not a-day?
YOU NO TAKE PROGRAMMING CLASS C++ NOT GOOD ENOUGH
YMCMB?!? WHY NO YMCMA?
38 Points on Kobe? Why not 4.0?
You go to UB Why not UA?
9gag? why not 100gag?
You got 99 problems Must finish each one!
Middle Child? Why you not firstborn?
Happy b-day? Why not Happy a-day?
C- WALK?!?! WHY YOU NO A+ WALK?!
Imma Bee? Why not Imma a?
you doctor yet? come back when you doctor!
masterbation? why not Ph.d-bation?
I am a-sian you are b-american
why you eat fish? fish is 'c' food
sungha jung. u disappoint me y u no a doctor?!
YOU GOT C IN MATH? HAVE FUN MAKING NIKES FOR A LIVING
You not C-sian
FACEBOOK? HOW ABOUT YOU FACE BOOK AND STUDY
you doctor yet? call me when u doctor
YOU DOCTOR YET? TALK TO ME WHEN YOU DOCTOR.
You doctor yet? talk to me when you doctor!
you prime minister of belgium? why not P.M. of real country?
son
YOU ARE THE 99%? WHY NOT 100%?
2500 elo? why not over 9000?
U Docter yet?
my son delivered by c-section? why not a-section??
new owner of microsoft? why not microhard?!
Y U NO rESPECT FAMIRY?
30 seconds to mars ?  too long !
Deodorant?! Why no use  Aeodorant?!
Better than you? I dont have a daughter anymore
You go to aa meeting good!
Reading day on saturday? six days to study.
GOOD? WHY NO PERFECT?
silver medal in piano competition? more rike first loser
BLOOD TYPE -0  BE 'A' OR NOT SON ANYMORE
cleaned your room? why not all rooms?
boyfriend buy you dinner? why not house?
the 99%? Why not 100%?
PROTEST? YOU BETTER GET FULL MARK
G-String? Why arn't you wearing an A-String?
Do or do not Why not already done?
YOU GET C-SECTION? WHY NOT A-BORTION?
D BEATLES? NOT A GOOD BAND ENOUGH
you make b-line? why not a-line?
You the 99% that's not 100%!
My daughter wants an abortion I tell her study! Dbortion unacceptable
Your girlfriend's bra cup size is b? Why not AA?
Bitches love c-notes stupid bitches! Straight a's make u c-notes
you ride bicycle ? why not a-cycle?
city planning? why not world planning?
WHY U HAVE C CUP U SUPPOSE HAVE A CUP U ASIAN
you go to ucla WHY you NOt go to UCLA PLus?
WINDEX WHY U KILL 99.9 KILL 101
you know why we're called china? all our names are chin and we all get a's
you going to be yao ming? then y u play basketball?!
Mawwwshowwww NO WII No SEga
YOU  PASS ROAD TEST WHY YOU NO GET a?
an a-? that's an asian f
5/6 on aWay GameS? Why No 6/6?
99.999% uptime? Why you no 100% uptime?
Create C+++? Why not A+++?
QuiT Studying Business and go for Politics? I Am Dissapoint
run over twice? Why no third time?
you brake go out again? stop listening to stop sign
you move to c-anada? why you no live in a-merica?
You doctor yet? talk to me when you doctor!
what you want to do? too expensive!
wrote symphony in C minor? why you no write symphony in a plus?
you want to become ebay seller? A+++ i'm proud
A-VASCULAR DAMAGE? GOOD WORK SON
No Valedictorian? You dead to me
you no like math and science? what the hell is wrong with you
you marry 'b'J? Why not marry 'A'j
on facebook? why no own facebook?
no finish homework no my son
i own a dog named dinner.
not even deferred?
you listen to dr. dre? y u no listen to professor dre?
u get tactical nuke? why not beat multiplayer mode yet?
You mix in studio a? Why not in studio A+?
Rule 34? Why not rule 1
You want i-pod? why not a-pod?
A? NOw i dont have  to beat you
Why u no study calculus no such thing as summer vacation
you got beads? why not A- oh
Your pvp rank is a? why not a+?
you stop global warming yet? no
when i was your age i invented computers
A+ in applied physics D- in driving
20 dollars on credit card? PLENTY
You doctor now and study at mayo clinic and hopkins? I bet you arrogant and have bad bedside manner
You can play death waltz? Good. Now
no 4.0 gpa? i am disappoint
score a- on Test DISOWNED!
YOU PLAY GAME AFTER HOMEWORK GAME OF FALL ASLEEP
95% THC absorbed in first second? WHY NOT HOLD IT AND GET 100%?
you use android? good job son
Be arl u can be? A Arl u can a!
Float like butterfly sting like  bee? Why mohammed ali no sting like a?
you have show on nbc? why you not in nba?
you drop f-bomb? why you no drop a-bomb?
A+? Hmm...Could have done better
2399 on sat not even good enough for community college
STOP YOU TWO! MY SON WILL HAVE NO GOOD B-JOB UNTIL HE GETS A+ GOOD JOB
you saved the world from destruction? come back when you've saved three worlds and i might be impressed
Luke I am your father
Why you no  Get 5 on AP?
beekeeper? why you no a keeper?
sTRAIGHT FLUSH? WHY NO ROYAL FLUSH?
YOU WORK AS ASTRONAUT SON? i ASSUME YOU AT LEAST MADE IT TO MARS BY NOW...
you run as fast as light? why not faster than light?
7 years old? Why you not doctor yet?
Fail to use '&#214;' for    Blue &#214;yster Cult you dishonor cowbell
So You are 10? WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE
So you have a girlfriend WHEN I Was YOUR AGE
YOU ARE A politician BUT WHY NOT A PRESIDENT?
you earned a black belt? in only one style?
you book taxi? why not ferrari?
You no women  Can't even cook ramen noodles
pc runs this item ?  i sprint this item
you want a computer you build
Ivory soap 99.44% pure? Not floating high enough
Windows 7? Why not windows 10?
WHY YOU LOSE PLANE? YOU ARE the BLACK SHEEP OF THE family
you watch the a-team? why not the a+team?
Spelling Bee?  why you no get spelling a?
master chief? why not doctor chief?
Facebook? Why don't you face        book and study instead ?
B PLUS ON TEST?  FIND SOMEWHERE ELSE TO LIVE.
You're 17 year old? WhY YoU No doctor?
LAG SWITCH WHY NOT SKILL
Why you Real Time Marketing? Why not Future Time?
100 on a test? Ok... I guess
only 5000 volts per microsecond?? why not 5000 exavolts per attosecond??
golden ratio??? why not platinum ratio???
nanotechnology??? why not picotechnology???
GO IN YOUR ROOM TILL YOU DOCTO ARE YU DOCTO YET?
you want to learn C plus plus why not A plus plus
you design lowest distortion amplifier ever??? not good enough!!!  Make amplifier with zero distortion!!!
you work for triad? why not work for quad?
Google Plus? Why not Google Plus Plus?
Why make c4  when you can make a4
Fenfen? you fenced Fenrich with the great wall of confusion
pass pregnancy test? good
Don't share your learning Till you've learned your share
Vice president for English teaching organisation   Can't tell the difference between by and until.
my son got 3rd in a game? what son
pokemon master? why not pokemon doctor?
high score in video games? why not high score on midterms?
Oh
To be or not to be Yo get one b on your report card
5/10? CArson more like No-son
Lennon no Let It A HE DIE.
THis meme is 'bout me? Why not A-bout me?
You code in objective c? Why not objective A?
dad
you 10 years old why you no doctor yet?
music in the office
p<0.005? I still reject you!
Boy
f for gender? i have no daughter
i like my grades to be like wifes bra size all a's
99.9% on quiz? get out of my house
Oral-b Toothbrush? why not oral-a?
we are a-sian not B-sian
jedi master? why not Jedi Phd?
dr. who? dr. you!
U MAKE B U NOT BSIAN YOU ASIAN
SERIOUSLY Joey Schlieman... Quit PreTENDING to be dan Brandis!
you get detention for droppong f-bomb y u no drop a-bomb?
u want to be a genius? be me.
YOU LIKE TO PLAY SURGEON SIMULATORS? WHY don't YOU NOT Become a SURGEON?
Why do girls have small boobs? Because only 'a' are acceptable
You no eat large mouth bass You eat large mouth ass
I will accept you for how smart you are................ after you get more A's
you dentist? that not real doctor!
You were in and a spelling b why not spelling a
our dentist reccomend you vitamin b toothpaste i said no. only vitamin a
learning disability? i have no son
You got 99 problems must finish each one
got 99 out of 100? do i know you?
YOU BEEZ IN THE TRAP? Y U NO TRAP A'S?
you not on a-team? i pity da fool
you got b on driving test? son. i am proud.
you get f- i get belt
stung by honey bee? why you no stung by honey a?!
You gangnam style y u no homework style
YOU FAIL PREGNANCY TEST?! ....I AM CONFLICTED
Why WASA-BI And not WASA-A?
You give me money
my son's blood type is b? need new son
sister's pregnancy test came back negative now you the oldest
Good now do it backwards!!!
It's Your B-Day? Why not A-DAY?
FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLE-BEE WHY NOT FLIGHT OF THE BUMBLE-A
C-section Why not A-section?
you get 97% on math test i have no son
You kill 99.9% of bacteria? Why not 100%?
NO BOYFRIEND TILL YOU MARRY
you go to bar? Why you no study for bar?
you fail hurdle race i have no son
29/30 MARKS? nOT GOOD ENOUGH.
DOCUMENT IS SAVED ON C drive? Why Not A drive?
9gag? why not 10gag
You study feng shui ? y no feng shu 'a'
Obama Promise change in 2008 I see change in america Credit Rating
so you got an a- on a test i wanna talk to you about something called disowning
you got your ba in math? why not aa?
you boogie woogie bugle boy of company b? why not company a+?
C IS FOR COOKIES NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR ME
You got cover with RAC? why Not AAA?
DEIN VADDER AM APPARAT
Got into Harvard and yale? Now get scholarship for both
YOU GO TO WHITE MAN WITH MONEY AND  LOVE HIM LONG TIME
You have c cup? why you no have a cup?
(Standing at mall Food court) Sample sample sample!
you're singing Imma Bee? why not sing imma a?
johnny
You get a- on math? This no happen if you use Mantis style.
One direction? you have one direction to go and thats to become a doctor
you a d-cup now? i have no daughter..
Son gets 99.99% I have no son
your birthday is 7/8? why not 8/8?
u want be actor? act like doctor and graduate harvard
5 on ap not good enough you get 6
Once you go asian you never miss an equation
YOur prom date is going to study maths at oxford Why not marry him now?
ANDY WONG? WHY NOT ANDY WIGHT
Game scores 92 on metacritic? Game is a failure
You watch bbc News? Why you not watch aaa news?
Yoou want clebrate B-Day Why not A_Day?
only acceptable blood type for asian is A+
Xbox? Y no A-box?
D batteries? why not aAA?
You become fresh prince of bel-air? why not fresh king of bel-air!?
you got a new 'pb'? why not 'pa'??
YOU SEND INSTANT MESSAGE TO ME TOO SLOW! NOT MY SON
you drink tea? why not drink A?
Sure
Placed order last night... why no shipped?!
C4? Why not a4?
stung by bee why not A
masterbate why not phdbate?
we only use aaaa batteries
You have ptsd? why not pts-a?
you fail beep test? it has b. no big deal
A 98% on an exam? get out of my house.
What's that you've revised 24 hours today? when i was your age i revised for 50 hours a day.
All the Bee's are Dying? Today
DTF? you need to be dt-a plus!
@21
HBO? Why no HAO?
Blood type b+ Why no a+?
In singapore i cleaned sidewalk with toothpick
YOu made a C++ Program? Why not an A++ program?
you got 100%? Why didn't you pass the extra credit?
Art? math and science for you
starve for 30 hours why no 100?
you earn 45 on ib diploma? Y NO 100!!!!
2012 D-DAY? WHY NOT A-DAY
AA Battery? AAA is better.
You make car? now you make car that make car
You got stung by a Bee? Why not an A ?
KOBE? WHY NOT KO-A?
you stung by a bee? why not stung by an a?
Happy b'day? why not happy a'day?
not honor role? sweat shop foh yew
You only know the first 1000 digits of pi?!?!?!? I have no son
beamer benz or bently? how about acura ashton or audi
You had oral sex? Why No A-Nal!
no plan B! Only Plan A+
My favorite word aardvark
Only a Degree Well get a Fahrenheit
Mother nature give us 5.4 earthquake? why not 10.0?
da bus no stop for u? u bring dishonor to my famuri
u doctor yet? No dad im 9 leave my house
didnt finish yo homework i didnt finish whipping you
baseball wrong man with 4 balls cannot walk
You use aa batteries Why not aaa?
You're in A Phase? Why not A+ Phase?
69? Why not 96?
You want $11 Popcorn at AMC IMpossibru!!
You like to drink Hi-C? Why not Hi-A?
Your blood type ab+? gtfo you are not my son!
got fired? next time fire them
Roses are red
spring break? go fix matress!
you accept challenge? how about you complete it!
msc in physics? next time better phd
What you want to be when you grow up? You want to a!
Reads daughter's transcript gets mad at her for getting 'f' in gender
you say you want to be an actor i think it is pronounced 'doctor'
you need an ab battery why not an aaa battery?
y u no play sport and study at the same time??
you may have rebuilt our luxury house after the tsunami but i still have no son until u doctor
i look like a wrinkled ass? impossibru!
99/100 on test? beaten with slipper
Oh no
Take Calculus BC Or you will end up under a freeway
Jeremy Lin? Should have focused on studying
baseball? why not aceball?
Strep B? Try Harder and get strep a
Ben stira big staaaa
mercedes c class ..............okay
Straight a's? i will consider letting you move back home
sat down and gpa up!
99%? okay time fu famiry conference
MVC Champs? Why no MVA champs?
My son got a 99.99 average... i disowned him.
shot on playground should've been 'in' school
Read Halfway Through The Book Only? At Your Age I took That Long TO write An Enclyclopaedia
You want to b all you can b? why not a all you can a?
you pay insurance premiums? not enough. buy birth control out of pocket
90 guestlist? why not 100?!
Smokin Mils? Why not Smokin Bils?
son
son
You pray high hat? Why not highest hat?
you want an ipad
1520 Gold Elo? Why not 2400 Platinum?
'Work hard
Doctor of philosophy? you not fool me
a+? y no a++?
Mr. Sulu why not Dr. sulu?
Wait listed at harvard? I have no son
yOU IN THE 99%? nOT SURE IF PROUD OR DISSAPPOINTED
Class D License? Why not a?
'congratulations
son got b+ on test i'm disowning you
Asia B? Why Not asia a?
You get driver's license? Doctor not seem so hard now does it
GET B YOU EAT CHICK-FIL-A NOT CHICK-FIL-B!
You got A-? you not my son
馬鹿
I got 100%! y u no study harder!!!?
YOU FINISHED FINAL EXAM WITH 100% Why not 140%
wANt to LIVE In your own apartment? no
A? Why not a+?
back to back world championships? try 5 in a row
You finished final exam with 100% Why not 140%?
snowman? why not snow elephant?
JUST LISTEN TO HEART HEART SAYS BECOME DOCTOR!
hi5? seriously?
vice president? Why you no president?
9gag? y not 9swallow?
White trash bachelor party I am disappoint
tops off? why not everything off?
your aids test came back i have mixed feelings about the result
You got B?! B is for bitches!!!
Not first place? die in hole
Feel UNAPPRECIATED? Write a book.
simplex b? why not simplex a?
Vitamin C?  Why not vitamin A!
SOn
97.5% WHY NOT 197.5%?
You got 2:1? not good enough!
VTO? WHY NOT ATO
you lost a 1v3? out of my sight
The a-team? now that's more like it
The U.s. lost its triple-a? we move to australia
triple h is still in the wwe? why he not replaced by triple a?
You want to do Family Medicine? Find new Family
God is your master? Why he not Ph.d?
calculus bc? why not calculus a
Write Programm in Visual Basic? Why not visual advanced?
you play b-Ball? why no play A-Ball?
Amit? Why not A+mit?
Why you no be like a-rod?
jEREMY LIN now we need to learn how to drive
You want to be historian? its pronounced valedictorian
you drink decaf? why not a-caf?
silver medal in the olympics? i have no son
My son once took biscuit out of tin without permission he's now in that tin
Rugby? why not rug-A?
Sermon in Latin? Translate it for practice
You Take Plan B? Why not Take Plan A?
you listen jay-z? why not jay-a?!
CtrL-f Why not ctrl-a
You became dentist? thats not a real doctor!
New tv have HD? WHY NOT PHD?
You NBA star? Why Not MBA star?
JEREMY
you learn a-b-c's? why you no learn a-a-a's?
you got google+? y u no have a+
B.A.? Why not A.A.?
Newpark play B-Ball Why not A-ball?
Disregard females increase gpa
disregard females increase gpa
Your Best is my worst
you forget to study I forget you're mine
Your dot's Effective Level brings dishonor to this family
double double? why not double major!
you're best of class? why not best of universe?
Jeremy you make a 3-pointer why not a 100 pointer
You got into harvard? good
U GOT In NBA? HOW 'BOUT MBA?!?
Jeremy lin get 28 points? that is puny s.a.t. score
you go to vanderbilt? my son go to emory.
You MADE NBA? WhY NOT FIRST ROUND?
Starting Point guard for knicks? Why not surgeon for harvard?
Already take SAT? Study for sat.
Shotgun? You ride back seat
I'm not Russian But my Childrens exam  scores have to be 140%
C programming? why not A programming?
You take vitamin c? why not vitamin a?
You have C++ class? Why not a++?
Oral b toothbrush? Why not Oral A+?
You have gf? why not 'no f?'
middle child? Come talk to me when you firstborn.
middle child? Why you not firstborn?
B- on blood test? You disappoint me.
You want BASS LESSON? WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE RADY GAGA?
Lost to cancer? You not my son no more.  My family never fails.
SON I AM DISAPPOINT
you got b- on blood test? Why you no get A+?
you working 16 hours? day got 24 hours. work harder.
What you mean 'recess?' he not even declare major!
you got job? get another
'What do i get for bDay
three points off test you have dishonored the family name
you do girlfriend? no. you do homework.
DIM SUM? why not dim all?
what is it son? u barely survived chuck norris' roundhouse kick? good
B PLUS ON MATH TEST NO RICE FOR A WEEK
YOU got beaten up at school? y u no get a-ten up at school?
This is a meme? Make another one
Defense? Why you no A-fense?
EAT ALL YOU RICE SOME POOR KID STARVING IN AMERICA YOU KNOW
you first asian american president? why it not unanimous vote?
All you need is love? no. All you need is A
so you are a bee keeper why you not an a keeper?
You save world from destruction? still no doctor
you stopped car crash
CSAT? Why you no ASat?
YOU CRY? you GET OUT OF MY HOUSE AND die
You got Hepatitis C? why not Hepititis A?
I am a-sian you are b-american
PiPA and sopa threaten your internet? become president and veto
Oral b? y not oral a
your computing power is inferior disowned
You play bball? Why you not play a ball
you masturbate instead of study i masturbate on your dinner
accepted into UVa? WHy not harvard!?
Son
99th percentile? WHY YOU NO 100th PERCENTILE?
99% on safety audit? why not 100%?
phd? why not pha?
The only good b is for brain surgeon
you doctor yet ? talk to me when you doctor !
You want girlfriend? Build one.
Clean your room! Then you wrap it plastic wrap
Megaupload? why not hyperupload?
99% on calculus exam? no dinner for you
U 70% Water? WHY NOT 100%?
you want birthday present? wait till you be a doctor
for once i prefer sopb over sopa
You caa member why not aaa
seize the day? why not A'z the day
99.95% why not 100%
you masturbate? why not phd bate?!
Playing DDR? Should be d/dx
brady no need god he just pray better
unfamiliar name? lack of effort
31? Why not 32?
PLAY D-FENSE? Why nOT PLAY A-fence?
You become drinker? get into AA
got into brown university? no
INTJ? Y NO AAAA?
Want to hear a joke? Your hopes and dreams.
you got b on test! you are now up for adoption!
Your Girlfriends give you BJ? You need to get AJ
BBOY? WHY YOU NO ABOY?
Fetus not viable until it graduate medical school
radiologist? y no real doctor?!
here's an xbox
You doctor yet? No?
You already made a cure for cancer? make another one!
Second chair? you find second home
learning c plus plus in computer science? Why no learn a plus plus?
spending time on /b/ ? why not spend time on /A/ ?
3.5 GPA? Not bad I guess...FOR A DISOWNED SON
2 windows open why not 3
YOU WILL GET aLL a'S THIS SEMESTER oR ELSE
keLLYMILKIES YOU WORK IN ESPORT? why not ASPORT?
homosexual? WHY NOt ASEXUAL?
Only 8 hours work
Fruit ninja? Why not actual ninja?
Chopin's ballade in F MINOR??!! YOU TRANSPOSE IT TO A MAJOR!
Rachmaninoff's concerto in d minor??!! you transpose it to a plus!!!
29th of february? one more day for you to study
Alex john b? why not alex john a+?
You turned 70? Life Expectance in Japan is 82.6
Why you his bb? why not his aa?
got an a? you dissapoint me
your sista failed chemistry once
Theist? Why not a-theist?
99.99% success? GUESS THAT'S OKAY... former son
Every Minus on report card i minus one finger
YOU MUST MEMORIZE Every theorem
You want me to test you on this text book? What is the sixty seventh word of chapter seven
GPA ONLY 4? WHY NOT 100?
want to go on vacation? you build plane!
need surgery? You learn!
You have b-day No presents until A-day
so you're now a nuclear engineer? fix fukushima already
You want to save money for travelling?! what for? Library free and only 20 miles away!
'Hay dad! see this!' You mean: Hay dad! A this??
daughter had a threesome Why not a gang bang ?
wanna go to christmas party go study calculus
learning the Alfabet? You only need 'A'!
YOU have a friend? why not a+friend?
You in love? Why not in school?
YOu don't have social life? Doesn't matter
get a- get aborted postpartum
You Make repost! Why you no finish reading entire internet!
Birthday? papa buy you enid blyton story book
you win spelling bee? why you not win spelling a?
b-grade meat being served in cafeteria why not a-grade?
50% off? y no 100%?
Drink dr. pepper? Y no professor pepper?
you have blood type B why not a?
Do a barrel Roll? How about you get HONOR roll
Plan b? why not two plan a's?
Sacramento bee? Why not Sacramento a?
taking arrows in the knee part of breeding
You want to 'be' a man!? Why not 'a' a man!?
son
ph d? why not ph A+?
Has feelings FOR KIDS ANGER AND DISAAPOINTMENT
son
Fraternitay? Why not fraternitay+?
chuck norris beat you in starcraft? worst. son. ever.
you play king dedede?? why not play king triple a?
DOT.HACK? WHY NO DOTA?
6ST PLACE? HERE TAKE GUN
360&#176;? why not 361&#176;?
You go engineer instead of medical? Pack your stuff and get out
98% ?! no dinner for you
Asians best at everything Haiti Earthquake. Japan earthquake. Compare
You got 36 on ACT? Why not 100?
770/800 ON SAT ? YOU FAIL
99% ON TEST MY WIFE MUST HAVE CHEATED
You a-sian Not b-sian
You say your violin has f-hole? Why not... nevermind
B+ in Ingrish examu? yu dishonah famiry
lvl 99 pikachu? why not evolve it
C SuN? WHY NOT A SUN?
iphone? you only get A phone!
i NO READ BOOK TO YOU yOU READ BOOK TO ME
GOT law degree yet? good
You know some? why not all?
Want to help the youth? MAKE MORE MARIO!
Only cures cancer? why not all the disease?
final fantasy? why noy final exam?
100%? why you dishonor your ancestry?
Did Not Graduate Overseas? DISOWNED
You only get second highest grade in class? do you try to disappoint me
85BPM Heart at rest??? y not 100bpm?
opera? why not white-ra?
B in Asian American history class? beating starts with b
you want to go to UC berkeley? No
You Occupy 99%? WHY NOT OCCUPY 100%!
you set world record for most a's? why not universe record?
No cakes for dessert have some math homework instead
HOLIDAYS? GOOD YOU'LL HAVE TIME FOR 30 TUITION CLASSES
You on guard duty? Why you no out fighting dragons?
paul simon has 50 ways to leave lover you don't even have one way to get girlfriend
to BE OR NOT TO BE? WHY NOT TO A OR NOT TO A?
Blood type b? Why not type a?
son is only 12 years old ask if he is a doctor yet
PREGNANCY TEST FAIL? You're not trying hard enough
win MK4 unlimited endurance mod or you should start looking for a new father
you go-go why not p-h-d
Only 16 hours? Thats not my son
You caught cheating? why you get caught?
teacher says son's writing is unbelievable why not un-a-lievable
you got a*? why you not doctor yet??
YOU THINK YOU HAVE IT HARD IM EMPERORS 'HANDY MAN'
GOOD GUY GREG? WHY NOT BEST GUY GREG?
diest? why not a-thiest?
stupid Americans like double d's All asian girls have a's. U not worhty!
I WILL support you IN EVERY WAY oNLY WHEN YOUR DECISIONS COINCIDE WITH MINE
Why you get depression? why not a-pression?
YOu make meme? Y U NO MAKE MEME WHICH MAKES MEME?
eyeglasses grade is 700? even your eyes see your failure
Dads are read-only you don't have permıssıon to change
You 99%? Why not 100%?
friends? hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha no friends
b blood type? Failure runs through veins
YOU ASIAN KIDS BETTER GET THIS RIGHT.
YOU FINISHED 4 GRAD SCHOOL APPS? WHY NOT FIVE??!!!!
Texting a BFF? Not good enough!  text AAA instead!
Only a - on math test? No rice for you
I no have high expectation bcuz u not asian
Why you Rose at pong? YOU Disapoint FAMIRY!
talk to me when you doctor
100% On math test SHOULD BE 100/0
blood type a+? why not a++?
What blood type is B+? Why not a+?
first man to walk on mars? why not first man to create universe?
why u on basil and not studying? no food for you entire weekend
Saturday Morning cartoon?! SATURDAY MORNING TUTORING!!!
Why on Regenstein A-Level?  Why not on A+ level?
B+? I HAVE NO SON
YOU LISTEN TO GORILLAZ G-SIDES WHY YOU NO LISTEN TO A-SIDES???
i told you to be successful i say nothing about being happy
Marcus JEONG
invented faster CaR? why not hooving car?
Clip not 59.94 fps? Suicide is also a choice
Andrew mills?               Thats ok I guess
you 99%? why not 100%?
Best in school Opens a sushi restaurant
Snipers why u no disarm mcom
CPS SCHOOLS HAVE SHORTEST IN NATION? NOW YOU GET LONGEST DAY IN NATION
blood type b? why not a+ ?
you finish you homework? GO TO YOU ROOM and study for another 12 hours
son i am disappoint
play the piano backwards? Why you no play song backwards?
learn english? what about hometown?
'B' on a test? Downgraded to 'Bsian'
Iphone 4s?? why not iphone 5?
You get 93 on test? 7 more reasons to be disappointed
You want puppy? no food until after study!
your goon to study phisics? i better recieve a call for noble prize by the 6th month
A- asian f
You a supermodel of disappointment
Least favorite name Abby
u surf at beach? why not aeach?
wrote symphony in C minor? why you no write symphony in a plus?
U NO BEAT RAINBOW SCRUNCHIE? I am disappoint
HOTEL management? call me when you doctor!!
Run marathon? where is gold medal?
Why you can't even B-Kick when I expect A+kick?? I Kick You Out
FAILBLOG? why you not read passblog?
call me when you're doctor
my soya sauce brings asian boys to the yard.
100 in all classes? you must want dinner tonight
Daylight saving time? gain extra hour for homework
Andy carroll? Why not Andy Symphony?
Class d Felony? Why you no Commit class a felony?
Straight A report card? When you invent higher letter?
236 FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK? WHY NOT 236
You overdosed in vitamin A? Sounds good to me
You can be anything you like As long as it's a doctor.
Your sister got C on test Congratulations you're only child now!
To b or not to b... thats not the question
PURELL KILL 99.9% OF GERMS WHAT HAPPENED TO THE 0.1?
Learning C++? Why not A++?
99% on a test? what happened to the other 1%
U ON ELEVATOR? ...WRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS!
WHY NOT ZOIDBERG? HE IS A DOCTOR
I've talked with your mother... 4.0 is unacceptable
Y U NO Surgeon Yet? I Pack you scalpel next time
fine arts? why not great arts?
You want to join performing school?! who do you think you are? rady Gaga?!
NOW I HAVE COME HOME IMPERIAL ORDER NOW
You skip class? Then you will skip birthday too
100% on Chemistry Exam? Why Not 110%??
why can't you be more like your brother? the valedictorian
if your mother was alive
4.0? take this knife and cut off your pinky
Got a girlfriend? get out of my house!
DO YOUR HOMEWORK OR DIE!
NAME KID DONG PHAT LONG DOn't care if false advertisement
Highest iq in the world Good. You can eat now
$80k ENGINEER Y U NO DOCTOR?
SPRAY AND WALK AWAY
do Maths or make shoes
albert!!! y u no speak chinese!?
mermaid? why you no mathmaid?
Doctor
You cannot sweep after a month of playing? Son... I am dissapoint
20% Cooler Why not 100%
You get 100% on test? could do better. i beat you now.
Daughter
It seems that a tank is the best solution
u docta yet? talk to me when u docta
You Allergic to bee's? Good
Your sister got an A- you can have her room
Japan you win World Cup? Talk to me when you doctor.
99 on 8th grade integrated algebra test? UNACCEPTABRU
You play gmod? Why not amod?
it's better to offer and get a 'no' then taking the chance of missing a 'yes'
you build robot that run on aaa BATTERIES? why no run on aaa plus batteries?
50 shades of gray? why not 254?
SON YOU ARE BLACK? UH
Leez I don't see you long time No worry Leez
winner winner chicken dinner??? why not top sirloin???
Teacher say you have a.d.d. why no aaa?
u in i.b y u not in i.a
Congratulations only 12 more years before you doctor
You build time machine? Good. Now build it faster
RELAX TIME Is dishonor time
YOU ARE A SEVEN YEAR OLD NEUROSURGEON? TAKING IT SLOW AND STEADY I SEE
world biochemist of the year? It will have to do for now son
A+ brain surgeon? Good enough I guess
Yung Rack
CEO? Why not AEO?
you can be everything you want brain surgeon or waste of human being
You no have A-daughter You have a-bortion
You get 100% in test? where is the extra 10% bonus?
i am not demanding! if son becomes surgeon i forgive him!
son falls down and breaks stairs at home father is disappoint
yOU GET MANY A+? YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
i EXPECT YOU TO PROTECT FAMILY! YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
you number one ? talk to me when you are number one
ok you can watch tv you watch a-team!
you banzai into bunker and one person left alive? Get up and do it again! NOW!
you are a man? Come back when you are a+ man!
Reading this? go BACK to study or i kill yoU!
You moving to seattle? why not a-attle?
A wild high expectations father has appeared! He attacks you with brain surgery test its super effective! You fail and faint from the pressure.
you only president-elect you're not my son.
'If you are in the woods
You didn't get an a You Little Shit
you dishonor father. here. take ceremonial knife. you know what to do.
Your blood test came back A B+? Failure runs in your veins Jieru
you graduate with honors? Still not Doctor Yet
Where all the g's at? you get g and you out of house!
rather be? why not rather a?
b stands for buger king where you will work for the rest of your life!
Son
Brace yourselves My high expectations asian father has arrived
you say you like cream of sum young guy? I have no son
You only cut off toe? Why not whole leg?
WE WERE AT THE CAMP SITE
Four hour That how long Cox Man here.
f**king a? why not f**king a plus?
WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE Wait how old are you again?
You leave weak 10-pin? real son throw hammer
You get Hard  D  in class Why not Hard  A
MEMES
Only 100%? No bonus question?
Daughta....You Will bring honar to famiry
You 22
You don't go to class? you don't go home
You sell merchandise you try to ban? Son
99 friends why no 100 friends
auck you a-bomb much better
6 year old yoyo master? when i was 6
you catch arceus? catch another one.
98? WHY NOT 100?
you like drawing? good
call of duty is AAA game? why not AAAA game?
Chicken soup? Why not brave soup?
got into med schooL? I am proud for once
You get hepatitis B? Next time better get 'A'!
you no study!?! You no live
a stand for asian asian is  you
You found cure for lung cancer Why not every cancer
You like boobs? Why not ass
A you say? return when it's  a plus
What is this 'ooh kill him' you speak of?
dating cheerleader? what her sat?
Meme? why not WEWE?
you buy computer? why not computed?
BACHELOR'S DEGREE? IF YOU WERE SMARTER
You join AA? why not AAA?
How Bout I Chop U N THE FUCK IN THROAT!!!
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR BROTHER? HE DIDN'T DO HIS HOMEWORK...THEN HE WENT MISSING...
You got a nobel prize? why only one?
You got 3.9 GPA? Your cousin got 4.0!
Got 99% in math? You now in 99%
'You have made wonderful racially insensitive meme
BJ? why dont u give me an AJ
You're a film maker? How many oscars have you won?
you date BRITISH boy is he youtube star
My son gave his girlfriend the D Mudda Asshoe why u no give A
You built own PC? Why not own supercomputer?
melanie c? why not melanie a?
You become md? why not md phd?
You want boyfriend? no boyfriend until after marriage
you did 50 at flappy bird? play touhou
you got a 96? not good enough.  pack your things.
You boosted your grade to an  a-  ? finally walmart will accept you
You get B- on Art? One chopstick up your butt!
NOoo Not minecraft
QUEEN B? WHY NOT QUEEN A?
you landed your first big job? Kim's boy landed on the sun.
/b/? you deserve an /f/
You A honor roll why you no a+ honor roll?
c++ why not a++?
Y u no fap?
youtube? get good score of i hit you with tube
U KNow Wat? F*CKY YOO
you masturbate? why not phd-bate!?
You want my shlamdolladingdong
Son you drop f-bomb
I sent you to school to study Not play like kids
you no get the a I no give you the D
why you still a virgin? when i was your age i was reproducing your ugly ass
you rack disciprine! i disappoint!
hatsoi nasuta komakata ouate ikatso a! epeidh o flogeros  einai pro re paidi mou!
son THE NEXT TIME YOU CHOOSE TO DO SOMETHING STUPID
What meme business is going on here?
your son got 99% on his math test what son?
good kid
You join AA? Why you not join A+A+
THIRD PLACE SECOND LOSER
y u no fix other HALF???
A-atrox why not...nvm
You marry my daughter? you get divorce now!
dont know kungfu? teach yourself.
You took taxi? why no walk home
What a Medal ? Only A Medal !!!
Accepted At UPenn? No Good Enough- Must go to Haford
You RACK DISCIPRINE
you can find dy/dx why not ay/ax
f(x) why not a(x)
blue jeans and rock 'n roll ay ok gi joe
MS QUI LET ME HIT BLUNT HIGH EXPECTATIONS
i dont care if you won an international match competition donated one billion to charity and started another international space station project. you still didnt played modern warfare 3. you fail life.
son
you want to read a book? do a book!
you fail driver's test? I forgive you
Only Oreo Minis? You leave House NOW
You got 4 point on final? Why only 4 questions right?
are you python dev yet? Call me when you python dev!
facebook? why don't you face     book and study?
You take 1 yr off school? Take 10 yrs off my life
went 30/2 in skirmish? Why not 30/0?
behave? why not aehave
Ancestors are always watching
You eat Eclair out of garbage why not 'A'Clair
When I grow up I want to be an actor No son its pronounced the Docter
10 Megabytes??? rewrite program in one byte!!!
18 bit resolution??? do same with one bit!!!
won ton? why not 10 tons?
You shoot bb gun? why not aa gun?
White boifriend? it's ok i guess
Finished all his work and has a 95 in accounting do more accounting
off by one why u no off by none?
old raffles place? why not new raffles place?
you need to pee? Password be all numbers in pi.
set theory??? why not galois theory???
You Have no homework i make you homework
Why you not get 100% On your PT test?
You became president of USA? Why not chief of NSA?
you mad cause i run country? My kids make you egg roll We even
Play baseball? Why not Aceball?
You broke your leg in a bike accident? why you no healthy legs like me??
Girlfriend wants to f you? She better 'A' you
off by one why not off by none?
87% ! ! ! ! WHERE OTHER 13% ?
play bioshockinfinite why not infinite a's
a plus on math test? why not a plus plus?
obama let govt shut down? why not let obama go home?
You play F Zero? Why not A Hundred?
Your temperature is 98.6? Why not 100?
you work at cat haven why you no get pussy?
You bake brownies and cheesecake? That's good.  Open a bakery & bake up a whole franchise chain.
YOU WANT GTA V WHY  NO GTA I
Hannah Y U at boyfriend House? Why you not at Study Friend house?
I am wealthy man why giant hole in heart?
Postdoc: What should I do next? P.I.: What do you think?
saliste 33/9?  por que tan pocos kills?
y u so ugly hoe have u ever looked in a mirror yo
Raplhie in dream get A plus plus plus plus plus? why not A plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus plus?
FOR GREAT JUSTICE
Dr. Who ? Dr. You
you got a d in driving  son i am proud
You put penis in her kitty cat Why you no get A-nal?
yo a tu edad tenia tu edad jeje mirame ahora
x-men? why not mei chin?
fail pregnancy test? what daughter?
You have girlfriend
YOu need B- blood for the Surgery No you need A for Surgery
Halloween costume slutty nurse? Why not slutty Doctor!
Halloween costume slutty nurse? Why not slutty doctor!
friend zone why not friends with benefits
You BE DOCTOR!
You make over 800
let it be why not let it A
TO BE OR NOT TO BE? WHY NOT 'TO A NOT TO B?'
TO BE OR NOT TO BE? WHY NOT 'TO A NOT TO B?'
You play A-Gear? YOU PLAY B-GEAR NOW!!
Son builds time machine Now go and use it to fix all the mistakes you made.
you got the d? why you no get the A?
You sreep 6 hour every night?! Waste of time
Lennon no Let It A then HE DIE.
sexiness can't be trained it has to come naturally
'Am i allowed to go to a party' You ask? Only if it is an A-party!
Resident Evil Why not resident a-vil?
A present? why no A Present?
you finally learn correct mandarin grammar? learn cantonese
If at first you don't succeed Don't come back home
Hey Nak Sedang Apa Kamu..?
Ward fail! I'm disappointed
Mercedes-Benz C-Class? No
Mercedes-Benz C-Class? Why not A-Class?
you got a? y u no get sticker on it
Why You Learn ABC's? ONLY NEED A!
byod? why not ayod?
u bring home boy? y he no jewish?
You are on fb? why not aa?
You hurry on your speech? better use that time to apply to burgerking
TANSHIN FUNIN SHA!
AUDREY STUDY!!!
SEASHELL COLLECTION? WHY NOT ASHELL COLLECTION?
m4b? why not m4a?
you submarine under sea level? I have no son
SON
BEHR DECKOVER? WHY NOT BEHR DECKOVER?
ASAP? Why not A plus sap?
You get f in driving don't worry it runs in the family
ALLERGIC TO BEE'S? THAT'S MY BOY
joshua this is your grandfather y u no find job!!!???
3.75 GPA? Why NO 4.0
x-box? why not ybox?
Mercedes C class? Why no a class?
A DUMB ASIAN  IMPOSSIBLE
prime minister of japan? why not prime minister of planet earth?
prime minister of japan?    why not prime minister of planet earth?
Do not know about career choice? solve it with Mercury Puzzle!.
not enough
YOU THINK YOURE FUNNY YOURE NOT
you take pe? quit now to study for quiz
HOW ABOUT 'AIDS' INSTEAD OF 'BIDS'
You get c-section? Why not A-Section
PASSED AVERGE MARK? GOOD ON YOU SON ... SAID NO ASIAN EVER
crowded elevator smell different to midget
man who scratches ass should not bite fingernails
so you want to be like a saud 'e'  why not saud 'a'
You will marry Canadian they always saying a
sick day?! you shame famiry
You get 99% on math test And i have no son
98&#186; Degrees Why not 100&#186; DEGREES?
Got a 10min bf on anti-mage? You are not my son!
43% burnt Why not 100% ?
You keep singing 'imma be'? Why you no sing imma A?
You got 100 on history test wasn't there extra credit?!?!
man with one chopstick go hungry
102 ON TEST? ACCEPTABLE
Why does she want the d? She should want the A
WHY doesn't your query work? you only select failure
You drink hi-c? Why no hi-a?
IF YOU DON'T GET A      YOU NOT COME HOME
hack day? how about get it right the first time
YOU GOT A SIX PACK? WHY NOT AN EIGHT PACK?
son
You Have AIDS?? Why not a+ids??
you were late it's never too late for an abortion
you play violin at carnegie hall? finally ready for kindergarten
You play AA???? WHY NOT AAA!!!????
you fair drive test?! ok
you get iss-punishment at school to day? i will give you ass-punishment
1000 lang ang reg sa MKV?? how about 1
4:20? why not 1:5
you are watching abc? Why not AAA?
You kick people's ass at school? Good. I kicked your ass just a second ago. That makes the grade A+
got 99 problems? you better get 100 right
Seasick? Very good son!
YOU GOT A F FOR MATH? GO FU** YOUR SELF
YOU TWEETED ON TWITTER GO TWEET LIKE A FREAKING BIRD TO MAKE 'A's'
Facebook? why not face book and study!
you Can play flight of the bumble bee on piano why not flight of the bumble A?
you supplement vitamin c? why not vitamin A?
You code in C++ Why not A++?
You like to be yourself? why not a yourself?
u want pinkie pie i give u twilight sparkle
ohh your 5? wheni was your age i was 6
Have ADD? Why not AAA
your meme got 400 upvotes? why not 500?
you give up meat on good friday? why not give up B's?
You only have 1 hp and last one on team? Bushido my son
Kari I AM DISAPPOINT
If you didn't get an a+ At least get me my shotgun
mouz.Fata-: I have no team
YOU DROP F-BOMB? WHY NOT DROP A... NEVER MIND
Separate 1 out of 2 shoulders? Why not get 2/2?
You got rejected by harvard and now you want to apply to stanford i don't care if stanford accepts you. you have failed!
don't give me the example of einstein you are no einstein but i want you to be one.
hepatitis B? Why not hepatitis A?
YOU FAILED THE FAILURE TEST? I AM CONFLICTED
You cured hepatitis b? Why not hepatitis a?
you like to watch 'the A team?' Good for you
Im gonna go play super smash bros dad. you better only play as dOCTOR MARIO!
Dats  Lacist
SO YOU WANNA BE A DANCER WELL IVE CURED CANCER
You wear size b bra? why not size a bra?
Bosnia scored 3 Y not 10
You offend 90% of the people in the chatroom? why not 100%?
You plant the bomb at B site? WHY not a site?
your a colnel in the army why not general
it kills 99.99% of germs why not 100%?
girl
D-day on 6 june 1944? why no a-day?
STRAIGHT A'S? WHY NOT STRAIGHT a PLUS
85% Dark Chocolate Why not 99?
Call me ren you dockta
an a- is like a clever boy getting stabbed in the back now get my katana!!
you want to have sex with prostitute only if she has a degree
Fun? fun is for dentists
BrhS
EVERY TIME i read these i imagine an asian accent
you fall down stairs you design better stairs and start own company
You on the A-Team? Why not A-Plus  Team?
you like jesus christ's beatitudes? why not a-atitudes??
YOU GOT HEPATITIS B? WHY NOT HEPATITIS A?
each point you miss on test you miss one week for food
You have hepatitis B? why not hepatitis A?
she wants the 'D' Why Not The 'A'
You want Boyfriend? M.d. or No D
You have hepatitis B? Why not hepatitis A?
you choose b) option on your test? im disappointed next time choose a)
plays super smash bros melee. only character playable: dOCTOR MARIO.
DRAGON BALL z. wHY NOT DRAGON BALL a?
you have 99 problems? you solve each one
you have aids? why not a+ids?
99 out of 100? im sorry to tell you
Beats a white kid in math tells you to do that for the rest of your life
YOU GET 99% ON YOUR TEST? YOU WON'T EVEN MAKE IT TO Mc DONALD'S
ying ying ying
YOU GET B EH ?  YOU NO EAT
Use chopsticks? why not razor poles?
you web master? why not web lord?
write css code? why not Ass code?
You want cat for birthday? then show me mcat score first.
YOU STUDY EVERY DAY? WHY NOT EVERY DA+?
Compose song in b minor? why not A plus?
Reads Daughter's Birth Certificate Gets mad at her for having f in gender
You lose virginity? next time make sure it's in the a-hole
Yo yo ma? Why not yo yo A+?
max is only 36 today why not 39?
astronaut? How Bout Astro-WILL?
You smoke pot? why not the stove?
Hit someone from behind in pile up? Next time have car in front of line!
Made no-bake cookies? next time bake them!
You got all A+? You should of got all A++
Bra size d? Why not A?
you buy aa Battery? why not aaa?
Go to school or you  End up like sister
Why You Get HONEY From Bees When you can get honey From A's?
You got An A- You finna' get your but woopin'
ace? why not ace plus?
FLY LIKE A BUTTERFLY STING LIKE A BEE?! WHY NOT STING LIKE A A
You sign contract to play in BPL? Why not Serie-A?
You win brain bee? Why not brain a?
1160 Words? why not 1161
christian? why not ahristian?
jeremy lin you became basketball player? i sent you to harvard to become doctor!
You count on fingers again i chop off hibachi style.
You are the 99%? UNACCEPTABLE.
inventory? oh no!
you won 1st place at spelling bees why not 1st place at spelling a's!?
your blood type is b+? failure runs through your veins
SUNNY D? WHY NOT SUNNY A+?
asian never loose a poke war
you no get internet access in d block why not a block?
if its not 100% its an f!!!
Damn son there is no trap just No 1
You like 'Dr WHo'? Why not Dr YOU!?
Be all you can be? Why not a all you can a?
My daughter where is she?
you got b+ on blood test? failure runs through your veins
world wide transportation library??? Why not universe wide transportation library????
Over 90? Why not over 100?
you no a doctor? you can come out of room when you a doctor!
why you think asian girls have  A-cups
YOU HAVE A LAMBORGHINI? COME BACK WHEN YOU HAVE A HONDA.
the little mermaid wears seashells why not a-shells?
why are you reading this? you should be studying!
u lost a game of starcraft 2 your dead to me!
i used to have a d but i got rid of it
why does asian chicks have small boobs? Because only a's are allowed
What! you only got 100% for maths you're a disgrace to the chang family
you presenter on bbc? Why not aaa?
c4? why not a4?
you need more disciprine!!!
Whatever will be will be why not whatever will be will a
Jedi Master? Why you no Jedi phd?
You have a masters degree? Why not a PHD?
You having kid in 9 months? Why not in 9 seconds?
f for sex? i have no daughter
boyfriend philipino? not asian enough!!
you get 100%? close enough.
you scored a 99.9% on your exam you are a disgrace to your family!
YoU NO BECOME DOCTOR?? I KIWW YOU AND YOU GO TO DOCTOR
you got a b on the test?! you dead to me.
You get A minus on Homework??? You one A plus short of being my son!
Believe me
Jedi Master? WHy no Jedi PHD!?
why you on meme generator!? you go back to study!!
So
did you know the letter b makes a magic eye mask? if you ever descide towear it
your type of blood b? you are not my son
You got stung by bee why not stung by A
son what do you want to a in life?? a doctor or b dead?
centre of letter a is triangle!  the strongest shape! like family! me! you! an mum! in the centre of letter B is two brother who used to be family!!
First place in integration bee? why not first place integration a?
Beamer
Got a b NO SKYPE FOR 2 weeks
You play class a solo? why not a+?
your son didn't show up in class i dont have son
son fails to make meme disowned
why not 1? :P
You have 3 mental disorders? Why not 4 mental disorders?
Daughter wins literary prize Should have been best in math
You earn PhD at 14? I did at 13
God tier unusual? Not good enough!
got A- in test? don't worry
Acceptable
my favorite team? its the a-team
You want beagle? why not 'a'gle
You doctor yet? No? Come back when you doctor
85
If your iq drops the women's pants will not
Go to store to buy beads? Why not buy aids?
I got 99 probrems and your social life ain't one.
First place in 2 man match Why finish second to last?
you get 100% on final exam? thats ok i guess...
you're 12? when i was your age
kills 99.99% of germs? not good enough!
SmlhIEp1biBQZW5n
you can come out of your room  when you become a doctor
Heard you got a 'b' then b-hold the power of my wrath
YOU GIVE HER THE D? WHY YOU NO GIVE HER A
Gain way? why no gain a?
you want video games i only give you Doctor Mario
GTA 4? wHY no gpa 4
No hitter? Why not a Perfect game?
you got b? you know b stands fo bullshit?
Why you get b? You not bsian
removed your birth date on fb? good
488 out of 488? why does ETS hold you to such a low standard?
You can't divide by zero? you are not my son
solar system wolf? why not trumpet prodigy
she wants the d? Why not the a
She wants the d why not the A
leap year? one extra day to study
ac/dc? Why not AA/AA?
You got two a's and a c on the mid-term Well i will c u later get out
Hires a virtual hitman to kill his son online just to give up and study
StOp being creepY and haRrassing Women Do your Homework!
YORO you onry rive once
You like Carmina ? why not love carmina ?
Tom Coates mouths off about putman Turns into an Asian
dr.who? dr.you!
You get c- on driving test So proud
you got 99 problems you solve each one
Faggot? Why not have swag yet?
You caught combee? why not com-a
B ON REPORT CARD B HOMELESS
doctor who? Doctor you!
You 3? Why no Masters DeGree???
Seahawks?  Why not A hawks?
spirit names means 'mighty warrior'? why not 'mighty doctor'?
You win poker tournament with 4 aces? why you no win with 5 aces?
'Your son got a B in KUMAKURA-SAN's CLASS' IMPRESSIVE
F3EMREK 6 ANS ????? ANA GDEK F3EMRI 7 ANS
anything less than perfect me hate you long time
My child's blood type A+
i not come to this country so you could go to community college
b-? pack your stuff
can u see me now?
c-span? why not a+span?
99 on Calculus exam? You have brought shame upon owl famiree!
You can Be whatever you want DOCTOR OR LawyeR
g-dragon? y not a- gdragon
you cured cancer last week? what have you done this week?
Party?! U better come home and study after 12!
You became a doctor? why not president?
Chan u no get a+ on test u die
you want i-phone we get you a-phone instead
Your 14? when i was your age I was 16!!!
you got b?! no food for a month!!
daughter
WOW
opium gangnam style
beta testing why you no alpha?
I pooped my diaper You got to smell it!
WHEN YOU WAS BORN I KNEW YOU WOULD BE A DOCTOR
99% ? ADHD !
you get 100s on test or you dont' come home
You are one year old. Time to learn ABC A is for average
you get A on drivers test you DISGRACE to family
Nintendo? Nintendon't
Pappalardo is c grade pro? why no a grade pro?
B PLUS? B HOMELESS!
TEbow... You have disgraced your daddy
in thailand... you don't learn muay thai ! muay thai learns you !
Your Bra cup size A? You make me proud
ARE YOU A DOCTOR ALREADY? DON'T tALK TO ME UNTIL YOU ARE A DOCTOR
you played circus galop on piano good
You make a plus? what comes after plus? bad behavior?
you commit sin??? ai-yahh u are not my daughter!
you wear a??? why not a+
you got a n a-  i disown son
6 AP classes? remember this: i dont like pickles on my burger
G-sus? why you not A-sus?
you like hip-hop good have an a plus in p.e.
BOXING DAY is tomorrow  better wait at the store entrance since tonight
you want present? more books to study!
your math was a 'little' off there is no try again
you got b-? pack your stuff
Lost your calculator? Better become one
only 91.3% direct rate? Why not 150%?
You can choose Any  career course  In medicine
you listen to c minor music? I only allow a major music
Today is your b'day? Why not A'day?
hepatitis b? why not hepatitis a?
christmas?  you only have to do 23 hours of study today
i not bring you to this country for community college
you want computer you build.
you want to watch movie? fine
You no Doctor? Better Be F*cking Lawer
When you finish your studyiNg
zionist!
I'm a asian i can kill you with my looks
you become vice   president? not in my country.
NO
You've never watched breaking bad? Unacceptable
You get stung by bee? Why not A!
This no apocalypse  It's more like D- pocalypse
you joined air force? why not the marines?
it's your b-day? why not your a-day?
if you don't win deadlock in the first try don't come back home
We drown three daughters Only to end up with son like you
admit it lea kampmann
You want to program in c++? Why not A++?
YOu have seeds why not you get aids
you get 99% on test? you need 1%. go occupy    wall street.
u get 99% on math test were's the belt
'press any key to continue' press a!!!
you no get high marks on test? you get belt marks on butt
if you can't remember dates from history book
YOU GOT STUNG BY BEE? WHY NOT STUNG BY A?
HwaT! you get a da A-     en Ingrish!!??
you got b on your report card? You not asian you bsian
i not come to this country for you to go to community college
you got b-? pack your things
my son got an b on his test? what son?
why you reading harry potter? you got 99 problems
you wanna be like jay-z? here's 99 problems
You not good enough for real club that's Whhhy you join imaginary club
99% my son is dumbass
You go to english school Why don't you know spanish
An 89.9%? Boys
you favorite ufc fighter is anderson silva? why not anderson gold?
You too sick to go to school? you make me sick
You learn abc's? you only learn a.
Here is gum
'Whats for dessert?' Is called doing the dishes!
you can only play battlefield aftermath
your teacher a-hole? he good teacher
flooded motor when crash into pool this happen to everyone
an 'a' is sexy that's what she said
Your programming skills? All++
you have pet beaver why you have no pet avian
broke the world record in 100m sprint. break the your new world record.
so then i said calculators are to slow
you have 99 problems you must solve each one
a + not good enough
red sector a? good.
Onry 97%?
ITS your b-day? why not ur A+ Day?!
top 18 in class not good enough
What Is Your Favorite Band? AAAA
You forget test? i forget son
Why you buy plan b at pharmacy You need plan a
you're going to join an indie band
FACEBOOK? Charline
you're the president of the basketball club? why not the president of the united states
you 19??? when i was your age i was 20
do you even rift?
Your blood type is b? Why not a?
My son get negative on hiv test he SHOULD have studied harder
A+ Hmph...
5/6? 5000/6000!?! you missing 1000 point!
She wants the D? YOU NEED GIRL WHO WANT A
DOOHWAN IN 20 YEARS
justin bieber 2.0?? why not justin bieber 4.0!?!?!?!?!
you want to listen to music? listen to akon
Study day? Isn't that the only kind of day?
You got 7'S ON ALL YOUR EXAMS? WHY NOT 8'S?
Govern Conditionning why no command ?
you so da mean
facebook? y dont you face book and study
why you looking at memes go stduy!!!!!
got c in test? i can't c u
MY GIRLFREINDS PARENTS SEE ME AS FAILURE
proffessor oak thinks 150 pokemon isnt good enough? go catch 160!
you no feel like doing homework? i no feel like feeding you
Only 95%? why no 100%?
YOU NO GOOD AT BASKETBALL? Y NOT LIKE JEREMY LIN?
YouR Boyfriend give you bj why not an aj
C++? Why not a++?
Maxx 'c'? why you no maxx 'a'?
So YOU got 99% ? Time to pack your bags son
Belieber? Why not 'A+'lieber?
Effect? why not affect?
Allergic to Bees? good
Only 99 red ballons? NOT GOOD ENOUGH!
B finals? Why not a finals?
You Capture B flag? Why not a flag?
You didn't win battle royale? I raised you better than that.
don't take bath! study math!
Sneaver? b-
you got b minus on test? this family about to be minus a son
you got an a- on your test You rack dishiprine
You study with joseB? why no study with Jose?
'your child has a learning disability' child? what Child?
you get b-? this family about to b- a son
we asians? might as well be a+sians
Y u wan make meme Y u no make money and be doCtor?
relationship? I think you mean scholarship
Jerry Sucks! no play minecraft!
b?  b for bums
b?  b for bums
school rures rure 1: always go to class
YOU WANT TO DRIVE FORD F-150? WHY NOT FORD A-150?
WHY U NO GET A? WE ARE NOT F-SIANS. NOT D-SIANS. NOT C-SIANS. NOT B-SIANS. WE ASIANS
work or i kill u
Be good at driving? Why no A good at driving?
IT IS CALLED APEL nOT bPEL!
You have b-cup Why not a-cup?
Knitted 50 rows in a minute? Why don't you knit 100?
calculator? why not calunow?
Democracy? Why no Democra A+?
SHE HAS D'S? wHY YOU NO GET GIRLFRIEND WITH A'S?
'your daughter got a b- on her math test' you hAVE THE WRONG PARENT
' YOUR SON IS ALLERGIC TO BEES' THATS MY SON!
Oppa gangnam style? a+ asian style!
YOU GET A++- ON TEST PERFOM HARA-KIRI
Pokemon trainer? why not pokemon masters degree?
use calculator to verify your results? shouldn't you use your results to verify the calculator!
Android? why not android plus?
HEPATITIS B? WHY NOT HEPATITIS A?
you WANT TO WATCH THE MOVIE 'THE A TEAM'? WHY NOT 'THE A+ TEAM'
You got all e on your learning skills? why you no get all a?
you think about dying? how about stu dying?
U GET 99.9 ON TEST  U NO SON A MINE
your video has over 700 million views ? WHY not 1 billion ?
why you teaching my daughter the alphabet? she only needs to know the first letter
you painted a bee in arts class? Why not an A!
Your blood type is B Positive? why not A positive?
hiv minus why not plus?
You need aa battery Y not aaa
b-splines? why no a+ splines?
You want to learn to program in C? Why you set sights so low?
WHAT THIS 'D' STAND FOR? I WANT 'A' PRESIDENT.
Why you no have 8.5 for lit film music? dishonor on you
you not won silver you only lost gold
You done with homework? good! now study
You code in c++ Why not A++?
Son BECOME A DOCTOR
You no get A in test?  YOU JUMP IN MUD
Lawful good? Why not lawful best?
you rented u-haul trailer? why not a-haul trailer?
Q'Plah is Klingon for success Come back when you know the word for excellence.
114/120? WHY not 120/114?
Why you enter spelling Bee y u no enter spelling a?
POTUS did an ama nothing special
fukka u a dorfeeeen! ! !
Draw two ParaRReR Rines
Name's Dong ... ... James Dong
so an asian walks into a bar... impossible
YOU BUY OUT STARWARS? WHY NOT AVATAR!
All i want is for you to be happy and to agree to loveless marriage with pretentious douchebag who buy you rolex to compensate for disappointing performance in bedroom
YOU'RE NOT B-SIAN OR C-SIAN YOU'RE ASIAN!
A as in auckland
FIGHT FOR EQUAL ADMISSION THROUGH TESTS FINDS OUT ASIANS ARE GOODS AT MATHS
you got 99 problems solve them all!
jeremy? WHY NOT JEREM-A?
You are number one in state? Why not number one?
Calculater?? No. CalcuNOW!!
ubc or no ps3
YOU 29??? WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WAS 30!
you turn into zombie? why you no turn into zom-a?
korean grandfather is 97? WHY he not 100?
DOES MATH ALL THE TIME ENDS UP AS WORLS MOST FAMOUS PERSON
You no a-rod You b-rod
You listen to juicy j? why not juicy a?
B+ Tree? Why Not a+ tree?
ur Blood group is B+ Why it no A+?
You Not A-Rod You B-Rod
thomas got a 99% in geography Seppuku
yoo pregnant? .....yoo onry 40!
you Add one can of water to soup? add two next time
you got ed zachary syndrome? is when you face rook ed zachary rike you ass!
You doctor yet? Talk to me when you doctor!
100%  I want 155%
YOu invent time machine? Good
YOU GO TO CHINESE SCHOOL AND SPEAK GERMAN
BOY YOU 14? WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WAS 15
Y
eindelijk zelfstandig na jaren van kolonialisme neo-kolonialisme
hd? not good enough!
social life? you spelt study wrong
Top 3? why not top 1?!
Freefalling at mach 1? Why not freefall at  Mach 2?
You have an a- in math? you not my son
geico only save you 15% on car insurance? Don't use
Only becoming a doctor
I KNEW   YOU WERE A QUITTER
If at first you don't succeed i kill you
sean kim gets a 2200 on sat y u no study harder
YOU WANNA GO TO VENUS? WHY NOT AN- wait nevermind...
you no practice viola for 3 hours? you disgrace to family
THIRD PLACE ONLY? GO find a new family
Girlfriend have b cups? why she no have a cups
you can't be asian without 'a'
Good morning? Why not best morning!?
Penalised? Why not A-nalised!?
hmmm
You were called a butthole at school? why not a hole?
you want to be writer its PRONOUNCED royar
when someone in the audience asks a difficult question I repeat the question but cant say the answer in english
You go to school in Irvine why you no go to uci?
son
Butter? Dufuq butter!?
blood type b+ should have got an a
if you get c you get sea
league of legends?! Some kind of tutorial in the new starcraft?
you drop f bomb in class? why not a bom....never mind
zyklon-b why not zyklon-a?
you look so skinny eat more!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY now go study
his son blood group is B Why not a+?
100? WHY NOT 101?!
You Magnolia student? You stay away from my daughter
Pitch for yankees Why not pitch for A's
OAKLAND A'S? MUST BE THE BEST BASEBALL TEAM
4.0 or gtfo
b's in the trap??? only a's in the trap.
You got b on test? Good job... just kidding no food for two weeks!
WHY YOU NO  GANGNAM STYLE
YOU LISTEN TO THE BEE GEES? WHY NO THE A GEES?
get a i still paddle your ass 10000 times because not a+
sumishi
GO FIND THE GRID COORDINaTeS FOR YOUR NEW HOME
GO FIND THE GRID COORDINaTeS FOR YOUR NEW HOME
you saved children from burning building? why werent you studying!?
gets 100% on test still a disgrace to family
no Like my Food? no more hurstville 4 u
allergic to bees? that's my boy
YOU WANT THE D? WHY YOU NO WANT THE A?
my son has never failed to disappoint me
I DID NOT ASK YOU TO BECOME A DOCTOR I ASKED YOU TO BECOME A SURGEON
I USE TO BE AN ADORABLE CHILD NOW I'M A JOYLESS ADULT
you drive bmw why not amw?
Mr.Pig? why not Dr.pig
HAPPY B-DAY?!?! IT WILL BE NO HAPPY DAY WHEN YOU BE BRINGING HOME THE B'S!!!
my daught got B+ i killed her
Acting in 2 b or not 2 b? U asian
GANGNAM STYLE  OP
COOKIE monster? why not cook-a monster?
know everything or die
enter university? dont
you miss grandma? Become docer you save her
you miss grandma? Become doctor you save her
So
9 out of 10? I have no son.
Calls you racist  Swears at you in his own language
TO B OR NOT TO B U ASIAN
TO B OR NOT TO B U ASIAN
TO B OR NOT TO B U ASIAN
Son
You get into Brown University? why start with b?
speaks perfect english 逼你用谷歌翻译
An A? Why didn't you get an a+?
You Blood type B? why not a?
Your the 99%? Why you no 100%
Invulnerable minions? Why not a-vulnerable minion?!
surya namaskar B? WHY NOT surya namaskar a?
ROSES ARE RED
you won silver medal in olympics? why you no win gold?!
test booklet b? why not test booklet a?
You get girl pregnant I get your mom pregnant and we get deported
Korea not ur fatherland? Good
got the nobel prıze? why dıdn't you wın the bells?
YOU MUST EAT SHIT TO SURVIVE
you have a computer wıth a bıtten apple on the front? what ıs wrong wıth you?
you don't know the dıfference between a spork and a knork? wrıte an essay of 15 pages about ıt
ROSES ARE RED I HAVE A SON  HE HAS GOT B KICKED  HIM ON
You won spelling bee? Why you no win spelling 'A'
Type b+? My son only get A+
bumble bee ? y not bumble a
BATMAN ? WHY NO ANTMAN
Ballet? Why not Ballet plus?
Bart b more? Why not bart a more?
To be or not to be Why not to 'a'?
MY daughter GET B shouldve got a boy or abortion
Blood type A++ you say? good son
u get 99% in maths test u bring family standard down stupid boy
you found cure for cancer? why not aids too?
normal body temperature 98.6? Why not 100.0?
A-1 steak sauce? Acceptable.
Listen to bee gees? Why not a gees?
you're allergic to bees? I'm allergic to b's too
Kaizen? Why not perfect?
U DOCTOR YET ? NO  COMEBAK WHEN U DOCTOR
phd? why not pha?
$2 one pighunt
hej
You B-hind? Why not A-Head?
onry pro? Why not high pro?
masturbate! Why you not doctorbate?
You listen to Cee-Lo Green Why not u listen to a-lo green
you go out again? That's already the first time this week
Earthquake 7.6? Why not 10?
SULU! WHY YOU END UP GAY?
YOur car break down? Take it Apart and Build a new one
You Get aids? Why not aads?
You president of united states? Why You not first in all-time /r/IAmA?
facebook? why don't you face book and study?
didn't get in the top class? your life is not worth living from now on
Second Waltz? Why not first waltz?
Cottage? I think you mean college
after you finish homework i need you back on the till!
43534 x 434345 u not use calculator u use mind
You go play b-ball at school? why you no go play a-ball!?
so the world ends in december? my 14 year old better become a doctor by then
Senioritis? No problem. study to be doctor
rawr rawr
36T on MCAT? you go to victoria's secret now
You be productive with Guild Wars 2? Why not be productive with Ableton Suite 8?
masterbate why not doctorbate?!
D size breast? you go doctor for A cup
Quadra???  How about PENTA???
4 more until school starts? why not 100?
You like bee movie why don't you like 'a' movie
ONLY 'A' IN AD MATHS!?! why Not a*?
you win silver medal i'll take gold winner home
9/11 why not 11/11
Got a Golden olympic medal?  Why no A+ medal?
I give you all the freedom you want! Medical or law school?
you made 30 sigs using gimp and have the most successful sig shop? do it again using ms paint
class c drivers LICENSE?  why not class a?
ponyboy is golden? why not golden doctor?
is beatles what i&#180;m listening? why not aatles?
you got an a? i...i am confused
made success in the sims? why not life?
removed from $100 bill? i have no daughter
you get f on driving test? i don't care we asian
you first class petty officer? why not commissioned officer?
I expect 100% in English I don't raise son who speak broken language
cody? why not chodey?
cody? why not chodey?
D-Day? Why Not A-day?
D-Day? Why Not A-day?
stung by a bee? y no stung by an a!
Happy with a c? i'll never c you again
A-team? why not A+ team?
JB you say? Why not JA+
Connor!! I am disappoint!!
Dad
PhD? Why not PH A?
Triple A? Why Not Triple A+  ?
you have choice in life Docduh o lawyer!?
now olympics are over it's back to training for you
You listening to t-pain Why not a-paIn
Drag Queen? Why you No drag Empress?
a+ is the maximum vote? Beat the record next time
no loud son
knifedbywong you've made me proud son
You Want to play video game? play Dr. Mario!
Mckayla not impressed? She should be even more not impressed!
good job on 80 medals china why they not all gold
when i was your age i have 3 jobs!
B-boy? Why not A-Boy?
Comeback? Why they no funny?!
asians get medals in everything  not in driving
Teacher tells you to read book for english How about Wikipedia Plot Summary instead
YOU NOW DRIVE STICK? WHY NOT TWO STICKS?
so you got Hepatitis c go outside until you get Hepatitis a+
you have hepatitis b? why no hepatitis a
B positive bloodtype? Why not A positive!?
Youre level 1? When i was 1 i was level 2
you no working in wall st? you are dead to me
you got trashed and totaled my car? you better have called triple a!
you were in a crisis and called the b team? back to north korea you go!
you were in a crisis and called the b team? i have no son
like-a somebooooooooooooody
DEathcore? why you no listen brutal technical death metal?
we are you? y u no a+ ?
Had to spend 13 hours to win $13
happy b-day ? why not a-day ?
Today your b-day? y not a-day?
Applebees?? why not apple-a's?
what do you mean you lost the badminton game on purpose?
you go to aa meeting thats my boy
without 'a'
you study feng shui why not feng 'a'
khan jr. you 'a' student violin player stay away from redneck bobbie hill
You have PERIODONTAL disease from too much calculus? No such thing!
you want gold medal?  cheat
you swim FAST NOW SWIM FASTER
it don't matter if your black or white? It don't matter if you yellow too.
silver medal at olympics? WHY NO GOLD?
class b school? failure walks your halls!
you got 'b' in calculus Disowned
98/100 ? why not 100/100?
18 gold medals in 7 days? WHY NO GOT MORE?
Wrong sock You Grounded!!
silver medal on gymnastics? you're asian for sake!
Psychology Major for little girl You be lawyer or doctor
You play in group b? why you no play in group a?
Chinese BADMINTON team Why you DISHONOR famary
you get bronze medal I get bronzed statue to remember you
Culinary school you mean coronary school
A silver medal? next time i enter you in hunger games
99% genetically identical!? i...have...no...son
Olympics?  WHY NOT MATH OLYMPIAD?
meme in 'god tier' create higher teir to move into
DYEL?
Your friend is Black? Why not a-sian?
SPEAKING WORds of wisdom let it 'A'
going to bbq? why not aaq?
he killed almost 20 people at batman premiere? just almost?!
you make new friend?  where is nobel peace prize?
i enter you in olympics math-olympics
you in spelling bee? why not spelling a?
you just won that car? what about that suv?
you learn 26 letters in alphabet? you only need remember 1 letter: 'a'
Weekend??? More time to study!!!!
'dark knight rises' why not 'dark knight studies'?
you join beta club? why not alpha club?
Hey I Don't Get You. You Show ME 80. Did you get Dumber
Japan no win judo gold? Ju Do better!
You do charity work? How much you get paid?
B-Sharps? Why not a-sharps?!
doctor say you have add you failure. you get aaa
Put man on moon 40 years ago Hasn't put a man on mars?
you have hepatitis b? why not hepatitis a?
If she does not have a full body picture she is fat
Lamb Phall Why not lamb pass?
be responsible with your money WHERE'S THE EXTRA DOLLAR?
you're cousin's mom's brother's son does all the housework and laundry why not YOU?
i met lil b  and basedgod at the same time
why you play bach concerto in a minor? play in a major
PTR? Why not beta?
failed solaris 10? i understand son
don't worry a+ happy
i not come to this country so you can go to   george mason
the a-team? why not the a+team?
Softball? y u no soft stike?
so 
Scott billo Y U NO DOCTOR?!
OH
I THINK HALO IS PRETTY GOOD BOY. EH
YOU GOT A 99?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Y U NO ACE EVERYTHING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
99 NIGHTS? WHY NOT 100 NIGHTS?
GOD OF WAR? WHY U NO GOD OF EVERYTHING?
YOU PLAY SMASH BROS BRAWL? WHY NOT SMASH BROS MELEE?
YOU PLAY METROID? WHY NOT SUPER METROID?
YOU PLAY MARIO? WHY NOT SUPER MARIO?
running man why you no flying man
YOU PLAY REAL TENNIS? WHY NOT PING-PONG?
two ballyhoos in one day? should've done ten
You want to hack into the pentagon? Here's a netbook.
Long time no see? Why not long time no a?!?!
sex can wait. mathabate
MARIO IN RAP BATTLE? WHY NOT DOCTOR MARIo?
YOU COME FIRST IN SPELLING BEE WHY NOT SPELLING A
you watch a-team movie why not a+team?
You forget to study I forget to feed you
An A Get YOu ahead A B get You Beheaded
Niggas in paris? Why not classrom??
100 IN SCIENCE 100 NOT ENOUGH. GET MORE.
yu go d.O i don't feed yu
your bra B-cup? y not A-cup?
got into stanford? why not berkeley?
Son Builds Time Machine Good! Now Go Back and Built it Faster!
can play european classical music flawlessly can't compose anything similar worth shit
'call the aaa' 'why not the aaa+'
Son proofes Existence Of Higgs-Boson Particle Why it's not Named after you?
Show me your progress report I need my glasses
Energy can never be 100% efficient? i have no energy!
blu ray? why not red-ray?
ONLY A- PANEL? SON I AM DISAPPOINT
You a doctor yet? talk to me when you doctor
BirthD-A Why Not Birthd-A +
piano finger position are cdefg? it should be aaaaa
Facebook? whats facebook?
no you will never make it to hollywood like lucy liu you better start studying to be a doctor researcher young miss
you doctor yet!? talk to me when you doctor!
You have dishonored your family
EXO-M
why you mma fighter? why you no mma+ fighter?
your friend called you  a-hole ? at least your not c-hole
you see these glasses made with toes
you no watch b movie watch a movie
g? gg ggg!
I AM ASIAN NOT BSIAN
Randja score only 35 no oxygen for a week for you
Gold medal? why not Diamond Medal?
found the 'god particle'? why don't you find god himself?
YORO
Gets an A in school stand for 'average'
you no clean your shoes i no clean up blood after i beat you
GRADE 8 PIANO!? WHY NOT GRADE 9?
Only 100% on your test Why not 140%
You forget HOmework? I forget to feed you
You Hired as dj? Why not as aj?
Spain 4-0? Why not 5-0?
You bring  great shame to famry
League of what? why you no play starcraft?
not good  enough
your fingers hurt from the scantron? well now your back's gonna hurt
Boobies why not boo a+
GirlFriend Cheated on you? She better have got An A.
you got 99% on test i kill you so hard you die
you forget to study i forget to feed you
You have b+ blood? Why not A+ blood.
You shall give up 4 weeks of summer as you are disrespectful Yu
god-zee-rah? he taste like chickens
87% on unit? i really thought I was going to feed you tonight
1 MILLION PAGEVIEWS? THAT'S ONLY $5 IN YEN!
GIVE PATIENT IV? WHY YOU NOT GIVE XXIV?
metellica that's my band
i am your father and i am asian
YOU GIANTS FAN? WHY YOU NOT A'S FAN?
c4 why you no a4
Did 5 jobs while ircing lazy government worker - why you no do 10?
i love you son but i not going to tell you
d1 drifter why not a1 drifter
Your birthday? don't care! YOU FAMOUS YET? TALK TO ME WHEN YOU FAMOUS!
son go get that girl show them how big you are
YOU GO OUT ON S.JOAO?! SON- WHO?
HEy AssroH U kno WHERE is laser cresttt?
LEVEL 100 PERFECT NATURE EV AND IV DARKRAI WHY NOT SHINY?
i fix your computer for ten dollar
Kevin You are not acceptable in asia
x86 and ARM? Why not x86
it's your b-day? why not A-day?
KevJumba? why you no go to college?
you intern for udemy this summer? good
summer break started and you are enjoying?! start a research project!
ETC? you lazy bastard!
You born by c-section? should be a-bortion!
B-day? Son
you 10? when i was your age i was 11
From a to z? why not just a?
become alcoholic Go to 'A' 'a' meetings
you get 100% on exam? you could'eve done better
DID I JUST HEARD you listend to pink floyd - we dont need No education?
Threesome? Why not foursome?
triple penetration? why not quad...wait...how many were asian?
KNOWING IS HALF THE BATTLE? WHY IT NOT WHOLE BATTLE !?!?
Im on 9gag? Why not on 10gag?
No watch Korra? Dishonor Famiry
No a? No dinner!
i always thought germans are cool. what about these freaks?  they come to japan and trying to sell low quality gay underweare?
You a doctol why not sulgen
You RAck  A DISIPRIN
You put stars in their eyes? y u no put stars on the A's ?!
You drop f-bomb? Why you no oh wait....
your friend have dd size i'm proud you have A size
1 wrong in all the exams? its good if you're trying to disgrace our family
You get 99% in test? What about other 1%?
seven of nine? why not nine of nine?
2 chainz? why not 3??
Even a-hole have a it not b-hole
3 MVPS? You must win ring
nicki minaj beez in trap y not a's?
1st place spelling bee?? why not spelling A?
secret agent man? why not secret asian man?
blood type b-? why not a+
you don't like rice? why you disgrace to the asian culture
First BLACK PRESIDENT? WHY NOT FIRST ASIAN PRESIDENT?
Goodacre? Why not BESTacre?
you get full ride scholarship? Why not scholar-plane?
You Lost at russian roulette? play again!
GET JOB PAY RENT
only second place? wHAT HAPPEN TO FIRST?
5 a AND 1 b+? grounded FOR SUMMER!
your blood is type B? not my son.
Got bitten by bee why not a?
you learn c-pr? you just find new ways to disappoint
you win science fair? why not win nobel prize?
You beat the other kids? Why no ate them?
Hepititis B?!? Why you no study harder
DOn't be silly
Friend's? They start with 'F' YOU CAN't HAVE ANY
You NOT C-sian
your internet search history says bbw... why not aaw?
I don't always misuse memes Oh wait yes i do
Just one DAy to LEARN? I can learn EP in 5 minutes.
DEGREES CELSIUS? WHY NOT DEGREE IN CALCULUS
94% on pop quiz? NO diablo III for you
You have a 3.99 GPA? I am so disappointed
Praise the yooch impossibru
why asian girl's boobs so small asian boobs small because onry a is acceptable
You mean to tell me they gave you 3 months to study?!
unexpected material on exam ? why didn't you know it already
shinji kagawa? ok
Susan glenn? why not dr. susan glenn?
You read F. Scott fitzgerald? Why not a. scott fitzgerald?
you bought aa batteries? why not aaa?
u want to be the very 'b'est y u no be the very 'a+'est
The A team ? y no A+ team ?
Beef make you stupid Eat A-f instead
you from tennesee? why not from tenness-a!?
only eat face? why not whole head?!
Ray AlLen 3 pointer? Why not 5.0 Pointer?
'Hey dad
YOU MARRY ZUCKERBERG? WHY NOT AUCKERBERG?
you fail driving test? its ok
Find x or find new parents
you a DOctor yet? well Talk to me when you doctor!
You doctor yet? Well talk to me when you doctor!
find x or find new parents
you stung be a bee why not an a
c4 why not a4?
You beat koreans at starcraft? impossibru!
YOU GO CROMWELL? WHY NOT CROMBEst?
Gps? Let's see those high grades first
y u no got a y u got a-
made it to spelling bee? why not spelling a?
write c++ code ? Why not A+++ code?
you x-change student? why not A-Change student
You have g-spot? why not a-spot?
roses are red violets are blue bring me an a or no more tofu
You like cee lo green? Why not A lo green?
86%.. that is good.. if you were trying to dissappoint me
14/88 WHY NOT 88/88
play song on b note? you know nothing about music
Mercedes benz c-class? i rather have no car
you have B-cup why not a-cup
go on 24/7? why not 25/8?
Class d felony
u know what rhymes on december? remember...now study!
Eleven? why not eleven thousand?
You make dean's list? Why not a-ean's list?
Steve is bisexual? Why not Asexual?
2nd place...Now Lottery Should not have killed daughter
yOU ONLY LIVE ONCE? yOUR BROTHER LIVE MANY MORE TIMES
you want phone to answer questions? That's siri.
Oh you are bi-sexual? why not ai-sexual?
B-? Get In croset again!
YOU CONTRACTED HEPATITIS A? tHAT'S MY SON! YOU CAN SLEEP IN THE HOUSE TODAY.
studying option b? why not option a ?!
awesome a's? why not awesome a+'s?
you in top 25% of class? why no top 1%?!
how old are you? I was twice as that at your age
So you got an A+ in all your exams? Ok
the a-Team? why not The A+ Team?
a+?? why not a++?!
Chen Guangcheng in Airport Terminal B? Why he not in terminal a?
white boy beat you to microwave  great dishonour to family
You Drive BMW? Why NOt AMW?
You Marry Zuckerberg? He only 23rd richest Person
You go see a-vengers? you good son. you make me proud
jeremy lin make most points on team why he no make all points
B +? Letme go get the bus
WEI 7.3? Why not 7.9!
Win Blockbusters Ask Only for 'A' Space
1.5MG WHY NOT 4.0?
Why not a b? B as in bictory!!!!!
YOU PLAY DIABLO 2? WHY NOT DIABLO 3?
Mene generator y u no let me sign up?
you SIX POOL? WHY YOU NO 10 POOL?
You want an iphone ? Go make one.
Diablo in 7 Minutes? You Cheatz
I was hoping for the Mayo Clinic
You say your ship is seaworthy? why not a-worthy!?
MBA? Why Not MBA+?
Be Doctor! Give us Free MeDECINE!
DO YOUR BED HERE ARE THE TOOLS
You dead yet? Now you can drop out of school
You get bj? why for you not get aj
wax on
the beatles said let it be ? why not let it a ?
Son makes triple a battery never been prouder
u cry? u die
LICKLOLLING? U DO IT WRONG.
my son high as f*ck thinks 99.8% is good and shit
You not aloud Honey
pANAMA cANAL? wHY NOT pANAMA a.... nEVERMIND!!
Graduation Party? Graduation Is Obligation                 Not Celebration
You Canadian Eh? Why not Canadian Eh+?
B Cup? I have no daughter!
You Play with BB guns? Why not AA guns?
O-? Why you no A+?
you got 99.9% of your questions correct  why didn't you get 100% of your questions correct?
CAL? WHY not CALTECH?
oral B tooth brush? why not oral a tooth brush?
You think 99% is passing? I think it's about time that i disown you.
2nd place? Fancy word for losing
shake my hand i pass you perfect dna sample
Girl born first? feed her to godzilla!
YOLO ? You only lose once
DOCTOR WHO? DOCTOR YOU
Frisbee? Why not Fris-A!
Asian Alphabet very easy all A's
Program in C++ no! program in a++
VIRGIN MOBILE UNLIMITED PLAN? WHY YOU CALL one virgin
You Listen to skrillex? you've been dropping the ace!
YOU GET F? YOU NO F-SIAN YOU A-SIAN
YOUR BABY  RACK DIsciprine !!
u like hot dog where is rest of dog?
YOU Study law? why you no doctor
windows index 7.8? FAILURE. MUST BE 10.0!
Happy Birthday still not doctor
If you dont get good marks... I will take away your Wii!
Beta male? why not alpha male
You in art? you not in my family!
You Asian!!! Not Bsain!!!
U no know how to do my impossible test draw me a picture
98%? WHY NOt 110%?
You on /b why not /a
a minus? why you no get a prus?
......Student body vice president? .....ok. you get dinner tonight
You got 98% on your exam? Not good enough.
didn't study for 10 hours a day like normally no sleep for you
-_- Not good enough
you got 95% in maths exam Why not a 100%
So your gay? why not ga+y?
Oh
100% on your math test was there extra credit?
your blood type 'A-negative' Why not 'A-Positive'?
Oh
oH
Your insured with churchill y not aa!!!!
Can't stop wanking? do tantra
SaVED Son's Life?  WHy not cure Diabetes?
You no go to Tri city for an a-
Only 2 Ruptured ligaments
straight a's dad... a means average
8th place? i have no club
You date American boy?  Very disappointed.
You use BBM? Why not AAM!
Your maiden name biondic? why not a-iondic?
Finally learned C++ ? Why not A++ ?
Jeremy lin I wish you were my son
You play Rachmaninov's 3rd movement Why not first?
You watch abc? Why not AAA?
Plays minecraft? Dont build calculator?
b plus? no food for a week
u got hired?? y u no hire?
you in aa meeting? nerver been this proud
Your car break down? you call triple a
Patrick Swayze? Why no Patrick Swhard?
Nyan Cat? Why you play with food?
Learning how to play guitar? let me show you how to play an 'F'
You use plan b pill?? Why you no use plan a+ pill??
Elmer's glue for school project? Why you waste power tools?
IQ over 9000? i am disappointed. go study
son gets a- packs bags for him
you have to go to aa? what the probrem?
24 in diritto privato? hai disonorato la tua stirpe
You get semen everywhere??? y u no get a-men EVERYWHERE???
99 on math test? Get out my house
invent time machine  go back and get a+ now!
You has cheeseburger? Why you not has Asperger?
C on your Jersey? Why not A?
Blood Type B-? Why Not A+?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN
YOU USE MASTERCARD? WHY NOT PHDCARD?
JAY-Z? WHY NO JAY-A?
87% What son?
All your friends drop out? Good. Less competition for job.
u study medicine? y u no teach medicine?
You got a 'b' What are you b-sian?
B Day? Y u no A Day?
B+ In da engrish? Have fun worrkin at da warmart
One day mom found out i was kush..... she gave me up for Adoption
ap calculus ab? why not ap calculus aa?
YOu got 5.5 meters on qwop? i'm so proud!
SHE SELLS SEASHELLS? WHY NOT ASHELLS?
you grade 8 piano? what about grade 9?
you heal people while generating memes? i'm impressed
celebrate 4/20? Unacceptable
need [a] tag? why not [a+] tag
Yolo? why not yohigh
My son has 99 problems a 'B' is not one of them
You chose one item from column a
Biology? Why not A-ology
HIV - ?!? WHY NOT HIV + ?!!
ASA? FSA? oh crap
Formula three driver ? no f1. no parents
You dating the dos equis man? you boyfriend not interesting enough.
you chew 5 gum? why not 1 gum?
applied french? who are you again?
it okay if you have low vitamin b c and d i only want high a's
auto toilet
f(x)? Glad to see you do homework.
you're 8? i was 9 for 8 years
Only 10 players in the team of the week i have no son
you having a bbq!? why not a aaq!
bros before hoes  studying before bros
You failed your driving test? that's ok me too
salvation army!? y u no have salvation navy!?
you look tired no slack off for you
North Korea rocket failure is illusian!
Straight A+'s my Belt stay on!
you look white person in the eye? you wash eyes
you can't solve maths problem? i can't find your food
99.5% I have no son
dragon ball z? why not a?
You are The 1% Why not 100%?!
Thomas Brosecks naow
15/1/10 AS BRAND? FEEDER
didn't get into d3 beta? good! now go study.
you have usb? WHy not usa?
you have cd? why not aa?
you bend steel with bare hands? why not reinforced steel?
Jeremy lin y u no become bioengineer
Why you no NBA star!?
You can play death waltz? Good
bieber? why not aiber?
'don't worry
B+? Pack your bags
A-TEAM? WHy not A+ Team?
Learn new programming language? Why not learn new foreign language?
the A-Team? Why not the A+-team
Mr. T? y no mr. a?
you like k-pop? why not a-pop?
Why you give bj? Why you no give aj?
Son's Blood group is B+ve Gets a blood transfusion done to make it A+ve
The a-Team? Why not A+ Team?
you got a b.com with honors? why not a.com with honors?
preparation 'h'? how about preparations 'A through g'...!?
hi-c? don't drink that stuff
Hepatitus A? you back in my will this week
Hepatitis B? Why not hepatitis A?!
Claus
Mr. T was A-Team why you not A-team?
you have hepatitis b? why not hepatitis a?!?!
blood type b-? why not blood type a+!
so be it!? Why not 'A' it?
Tenacious D ? why not tenacious a+
WhY A- You NEED A PRUS
your bloodtype b-? Why you not get A+?!?
back in my daY we died all the time and we liked it!
You like movie a-team? Y not a+team?
3.5 GPA Don't come home
y no good meme? not futurama fry
when i was your age i was my age
we would not have these discussions if he were            tim a-bow
Wan disk  to rule them all
you shop at ebay? why not abay?
You had a Lemon Drop Well pick it Up
4:0 in a teamfight? why not an ace?
wharton #4 business school? why you no dyson
you double crick rit rhy you no triwple crick?
watch doctor who? why not become doctor chen?
You on Kobesystem? I on asian system
Your Temperature is 98.6? WHY NOT 100?
You Watching C-span? Only watch A-team!
he's 60 years old... still does math homework
you say you mastubate
Cup size B? Why not a+?
ZYKLON b? WHY NOT ZYKLON a*?
2390 OUT OF 2400 ON YOUR SAT? I HAVE NO SON
an 7.5 earthquake? y not 10.0?
100
your door stays locked until you manage to unlock it
Roses are red
Why you not doctor yet son? Your already 12!
so your 10? WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE I WAS 13
a c ? impossobru!!!!!!!
you have facebook? why no face-encylopedia?
you drive b series falcon? why not a series falcon!!!
you got 99 problems? Why not 100
Why you invent iphone? you invent aphone
ONE EP IN 4 yRS?? Y U NO GO PRATINUM!!?
B on scantron ImpossibRu
you need calculator? i need defibrillator
frank can race? impossibru!!
No perfect on SAt no college for you
John b alexander? y not john a alexander?
you study hard in school to study harder in college
YOU WERE ON T.V. SHOW 'LOST?' WHY NOT T.V. SHOW dr. oz!??
20$ for pocket money impossibru!
you want to drop college and start your own start up impossibru!
son
lives in US calls everybody foreigner
B on scantroN ImpOssibru
You make sammich with Bologna? Why not aologna?
Z-Pak Why not A-Pak?
u not know robotics? Dishonoured!
Only passed Aptitude test? Why you no ace it?
Ipohne 4s? why not iphone 5?
kickstart my heart? you kickstart rots of hearts when you doctor!
go to bed with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger
99 in HL math? WHERES THE OTHER 1%!?
Son
Macbook Air? You'll get an acer! you're not supposed to macbook ai your exams!
You have tipe b of blood why not you have a?
WOn a skate competition? Why not sponsored
You want B-zookies? Why not A-zookies?
Honey bee? why not honey-a?
You drink sunny D? why not sunny A+?
SILVER WHY NOT GOLD?
in pokemon
L-Plates? WHY not a-plates?
vITAMIN C? WHY YOU NO vITAMIN A?
you play b-ball? why not a-Ball?
your brood is a B- type? find an A-type brood donor and transfuse all
sesodia why not a-sodia?
You finish your game now you know... children in america don't even get this game
他为什么是外国人？!               [why he the foreginer?] aiyor dad! he speaks chinese!
gymnastic goad maydoh oh eye saail yu to rich round eye in black-out van
You got accepted to BYU? WHy not AYU?
MY SON GET BLOOD GROUP B POSITIVE? TALK TO ME WHEN YOU ARE A POSITIVE
You like to play Bball? Why you no Play ABall?
3 times a lady? why not 4 times a lady?
PCL?  WHY not PAL?
CTO? Why not ATO?
hepatitis b? why not hepatitis a?
CLITORIS I DON'T KNOW THAT POKEMON
Went outside Graphics were shit
went outside once wasn't impressed
real life? never heard of that server
sorry  But i don't date ugly girls
I live my life to the extreme my paladin has only one mana potion
i don't need a job
hey do you know any cheat codes for wii fit?
girlfriend? what level do i unlock it at?
played the betA too many noobs
workout? never heard of this skill
she has a birthmark on her ass? wouldn't bang
I know everything about women sim dating expert
world of warcraft account banned commit suicide
i love you so much You're my password in wow
Life is too short To Remove USB Safely
all my opinions are facts
my little pony?  too unmenly chicks wouldn't like that.
accuse christians of living in a fantasy world play wow 13 hours a day
'friends?' Oh please I have a clan
argued on the internet. lost. FLAGGED everyone
i don't get older i level up
c:\load girlfriend  c:\'girlfriend' not found
went outside  graphics were shit
never wears deodorant
my girlfriend's pants have a low drop rate
grandma asked how's your health? 277hp
Out of Hot pockets  Starves
get a life? is that an achievement
hot blonde gf on runescape
diet of corn based pre packaged snacks and mountain dew. wants free healthcare.
Sorry I dont date fat chicks
where do you get the multi-player version of sex? I only have the one player version
Buy skyrim be missing for 6 months
Yes
i always go out on weekends to get the groceries out of mom's minivan
My mom asked if I had any friends I told her all 10 seasons
I think she'll like me now level 99 woodcutting
rage at COD Fans for SPending $60 once a year on a new game $29.99 For Wow every 60 days
8/10 isn't even attractive to me
just reached lvl max time to fap
Talk shit on internet  feel superior
girl doesn't want to make out change servers
out of plates use my chest
sees afk elf girl in world of warcraft faps
forever online
Buffered 14 pornhub clips came on FIRST
Occupy... my mom's basement
Real life? Never heard of that server
power goes out dies
EXCUSE ME MISS
Gets rejected load quicksave
your underwear is marked 'friday'? mine says 'august'
Bought proactive Acne cream Uses it for masterbation
looks into mirror i would be a 10 if i wore contacts
Returning from the gym ... I just beat Brock using only my Charmander.
i'm saving myself for the right person
got told to get a life. just bought two copies of half life.
Girl likes memes Must 1v1 chat
My goal in real life? get all achievments in wow
What is this life you speak of? and where can i download one?
went outside once graphics sucked
Outside? does that require a high level?
girlfriend? i don`t know that pokemon
insults someone on internet- 'It's just the internet guys
MMORPG? many men online role playing girls
got asked to go outside once i'm not into all that 3D shit
Takes bibles moves them to the fiction section
3 bigmacs for lunch didn't have breakfast
yolo you're only level one
took my sword. took his life.
Lost 3 pounds just took a dump
new episode of icarly *fap fap fap*
Exercise? But I won't get EXP for that
this is nothing like the comic books
it doesn't matter that she's only 15 i'm getting some
INUYASHA?! Come back when you've watched some better animes
OUTDOORS? I HAVEN'T BEEN TO THAT DUNGEON
still cooler than justin bieber
REAL LIFE? WHAT SERVER IS THAT?
I have a job Guild Blacksmith
IM NOT PERFECT But Im still in beta
Gets drunk with virtual alcohol
has one night stand but too many comics for it
get a life? i have 12 left
What happens in vegas will never happen to me in vegas
lose argument 'i trolled u lol'
women is that a new wow class?
Lvl 14?  LEATHER BELT!?
clitoris?  i never heard of that pokemon
personal hygene? too busy
they say i'm fat  but they are just jealous of my minecraft skills
went outside graphics look shitty
i'd die for you but i'm out of extra lives
'its really nice outside!' plays xbox with window open
went outside once didnt get any gamerscore
Outside? never heard of that map
and this is what your internet girlfriend really looks like
p90x? don't know that cheat
Virgin broadband the 2 main ingredients needed for world of warcraft account
new friend on facbook ask for nakedpictures
real life? is that a game or something?
i see life clearly in 1920 x 1080 resolution
do her? eww
9/10 NOT WORTHY
SOMETIMES I LIKE TO CUT MYSELF ANOTHER PIECE OF CAKE
witnessed the apocolypse wasnt impressed
they told him to get a life he got half life
ı don't play skyrm i'm living it
I DON't get any new pimples anymore No more room
I DONT GET OLDER I LVL UP
my mother told me to close the window i just pressed alt + f4
over 9000 zits popped
'One shot one kill
Job App: 'special skills'? i completed wow
of course i listen to nwA national warcraft association right?
Gets in huge troble tries to load last save
acts better than scumbag steve morally identical
WOW is a superior game It has social Interaction
saw some boobs closed internet window
Keep buying games from ea wonder why ea seems to think they can do anything they want
got a gf
im back from the gym only 2 badges left
has to pee during raid pisses pants
nissan? never heard of that mount
Cut myself health down to 45hp
worst. simpsons film. ever.
They told me i don't have a social life  wrong i play the sims
I bought skyrim a few months back. nobody's seen me since
wow crowned king of warcraft
My left eye isn't fully connected to my face thats because i'm still in the beta
megan fox? she has weird thumbs. would not bang.
i'll fight you in wow
Clitoris? i don't have that pokemon
she has a Mole on her chest wouldn't BANG
don't recognize a movie quote report immediately
talked to a girl once... wasn't impressed
Im rich and popular on habbo hotel
went outside once it was like inside on hard mode
i've banged the shit outta some straight up honeyz but i don't kiss & tell
Having a life Is too Mainstream
healthy food? how much hp does it give you?
remember me im that 13 year old girl you fapped with in that chatroom
iv been to 8 different gyms... time for elite4
sex? no thanks
has to pee during a star trek marathon pisses in slurppee cup
I'm not ugly God made ​​me this way to seduce women in legend mode
OH
Thinks the government shouldn't give handouts has parents who pay all his bills
Claims Christian superstitions are stupid believes a set of dice have only so many 'good rolls'
I Live my life to the fullest 24/7  wORLD of warcraft
CLITORIS? MUST BE A NEW POKEMON
I didn't like her anyway! i didn't.
Yes I have a job I'm the moderator for tekken forums
Exercise? My half-elven paladin is already at 18th level
life nice graphics
Girlfriend? what Pokemon is that?
Goes outside dies
NO HDTV AT FRIENDS HOUSE FAKES FAMILY EMERGENCY
the police will never find my drugs  because im always sitting on my crack
I live my life to the extreme I random my hero
Owns fleshlight gives sex advice in chats
Start weightlifting heavy armor skill increased
Just lost 10 pounds got circumcised
Stood up agility level has increased
PUTS SUGAR ON HIS FROSTED FLAKES
shut up faggot i got swag
Mom says leave the house Brings laptop to cellar
deodorant? hah! you're so gay
I would go outside
i dont go outside much but when i do i collect all the coins
We are Anonymous  We are Legion
what do you mean i can't score? my high score is five million
Take these hideous women away the sight of them offfends me
why won't anyone love me for me? no fat chicks!
life is too short to remove usb safely
World of warcraft account  banned commit suicide
sorry i'm just out of your league girl
Went outside once the Game play was terrible
losing 3v3 clan match quit then blame hosts connection
WENT OUTSIDE TODAY THE GRAPHICS WERE SHIT
Friend? What level must I be for that?
It's dangerous to go alone so i took my pizza
Gangnam Style?? I can dance way better if I needed to
mario is red
'i don't date anyone below a 7' has pimples in his armpits
SOCIAL LIFE? IS THAT A RPG?
both parents died
C:\load girlfriend c:\'girlfriend' not found
Have I had sex? Sure
'she is like a 6 at best' has never kissed a girl
IM SINGLE BECAUSE I DON'T WANNA BE TIED DOWN
I would totally beat up Justin bieber for not being a manly-man like me
I have five girlfriends On World of warcraft
i don't hang out with friends i actually have a life
mom
went to gym? of course. i got all medals
prepare to be blown away.. 'FUS RO DAH!!'
sees intellectual topic on a friends status  wikipedias everything b4 commenting
I can haz Cheeseburger? Oh wait...i already had 12...oh well
WOW IS DOWN PORNHUB IS NOT
clitoris? nice try
GF? OF COURSE I have one GEFORCE gtx 580
Always claims linux is the most secure os always logs in as root
no more sauceless wings lawsuit filed
I loved my first life so much I got a 'second Life'
I KICKED 3 DUDES' ASSES IN DOTA
get crumbs on shirt leave them
Asks Girl on a romantic date takes her to a buffet
ladies
just drunk the last can of mt. dew time to regurgitate
thinks the arab spring is a weapon on cod
Diablo 3 comes out disappears for weeks
i would never hit a girl her drops are too low
i dont masturbate
Skyrim... has better graphics than real life!!
'You're Ugly' Well I'm an admin
Drivers License? I have all mount speeds
girls in real life can't handle my sexappeal
Lose bet argue semantics
a jury of peers?!?! as if i have equals!
I hittin' it up on world of warcraft bitches love world of warcraft
The FBI closed Megaupload Now it's personal
My mom tells me to get my own house Downloading the sims
Social life I won't get XP for that
I'm too sexy for my shirt
FAP TO J.C. PENNY CATALOGUE WEEP SOFTLY IN BASEMENT
comic book guy? never heard of him.
I showered once  wasn't impressed
'she's fat. Would not Bang.' Weighs 290 lbs
Dungeon masters Don't shower
can do 20 damage sooner than 20 pushups
fart? girls shouldn't fart
Mom
it's not sasuuke it's pronounced like saske
i'm better than the foul bachelor frog i have glasses
My level 65 orc was wondering if fornication would be acceptable?
safe sex? protect against viruses? don't worry
yolo? in most games you start with 3 lives
datıng? which quest ıs that?
Spamming the hell out of facebook no replies
Friends? Too mainstream
YES! I GOT A GIRLFRIEND SHE LIVE IN CHINA
its okay ladies my paladin has blessing of protection
I tried digging a hole yesterday... I didn't hit diamond yet
i dont have anger..... i have apathy
don't i have a great bone-structure
Fat chicks are off limits
there's more to me than meets the eye I'm LVL 96
Warmest day of the winter 'its too hot outside'
In soviet russia butthurt dweller still no get laid
Plays bf3 24/7 shits in a bucket
I have a girlfriend Its called my hand
tries real life gets permabanned for indecent exposure of hideous features
real life? is it available on steam?
If god is real then.... why doesn't he do what i tell him
Gym? haven't played that map
threesome? i'M already in a bigger clan
can cheat in any game expept one wii fit
goes surfing spends 23 hours on internet
excited about ordering pizza irl from world of starcraft servers in game wants free healthcare
killed in pvp Reported them for hacking
ARROW TO THE KNEE??? I Took 5!
Creates new character chooses female night-elf
Your wife is a vegetarian? i'd never marry a vegetarian. You're whipped!
you think you're tough? i bet my bounty hunter could take you
Get a life? When did they release that expansion pack?
yolo false
goes outside graphics are shit.
Join the army? where are the respawn points?
G-Spot combinable with bluetooth?
I dont have time for girls.
'you cant do anything with her
BF3? better than sex
accuses girls who don't want to date him of being shallow 'No fat chicks.'
Called me hairy Told him this is what a real man looks like
Average  looking
it's not you it's me
Has a double chin wouldn't bang
takes game too seriously why does no one want to play with me?
be obssesed over girl harass with pics
world or warcraft swag
someone says something religous in a comment rants for two pArAgrPHS
'Stupid jocks
Girl asks where they should meet  odin server
played mc now im this
says jocks are stupid and nerds will be more successful whines that the most successful comedy on television is written by jocks
you're mocking me? that must mean you're stupid
IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN
big bang theory is so inaccurate why can't they be cool nerds
IT's getting Late Human centipede two!
had cyber sex  came down with HERPES 3 weeks later
'you may start writing' Wheres the start button?
Welcome to the genius bar how can I help you today
HI. ASL?
don't be silly! I do play sport it's called fifa
WU TANG CLAN? HAVEN'T fought THEM YET
A JOB? I HAVEN'T FACED THAT BOSS YET
i understand you have the rare pokemon card
the gym? is this a bonus level?
meets asian on xbox live falls in love
Girlfriend? what level do i unlock that?
Who needs sex when you have pizza
sunlight? finally a new skill
Outside? i don't have that texture pack
orgasms? it is spelt 'organisms'
condoms? toilet paper
the simpsons... i`m not that guy !
real life never heard of that game
Max achievement points in wow 0 achievement points irl
makes fun of azn work ethic unemployed
THE REAL WORLD? NEVER HEARD OF THAT SERVER
Yes
wife's Throwing out your gaming books? end the marriage
no one asked him to prom didnt wanna go anyway
Crap the Thread Play the victim when accused of trolling
Buys MW3 disappears for 5 weeks
The line on the right fails as much as me
sees pic of Kim Kardashian 'I'd hit that'
Clitoris I've never heard of that pokemon
I love your  golden armor
LVL 9? Wouldn't bang
reality? one star. takes too long to lvl up
I'm so cool I have 200 likes in my meme generator
this chick likes pirates i'd do her.
i know everything about ladies ive played sims for 7 years
I'm a level 73 mage your argument is invalid
BDSM? Never heard of it. Mine's a QWERTY.
Dan  Clitoris is not a pokemon
Saw Transformers Graphics were shit
vagina? never heard of that instance
Don't mess with me you don't have the hit points
the gym? yeah i go there in pokemon all the time
-10/10 would ban
Don't call Anime  'cartoons.' Cartoons are silly and immature. anime is sophisticated and deep. *returns to watching 'High School of the Dead'*
Went outside once graphics are good but gameplay was horrible
I'M GONNA GO AND GET A KEBAB
ugh
new years resolution is it higher than 1080p?
my new years resolution? 2560 x 1600
get a life? what level is that on?
just finished smoking my bowl when the cops showed up grand theft auto time
i have a right to have fun at my tabletop game the other players do not
BANNED FROM SA:mp SERVER cALLS HIS LAWYER
World of warcraft? yeah i know what that is.
Mom told me to get off the computer Told her I was on a chair
Disagrees with you Gets all caps lock on your ass
what do you mean get a life I HAVE 3
Mila kunis? i'd rate her 7/10
hot girl in front looks for a pokeball
You're a dirty girl? iju
not changin' shit! a girl will hafta love me for me
What!?!? You mean you don't know all the British Prime Ministers ever?
Hi guys  Want to come common room and check twitter
Morals? morals are for the weak
Claims to be in anonymous doesn't know what anonymous stands for
Virginity was the first pokemon I caucht
friends? how many coins do i need for those?
Clean room? what level is that on?
Has runny nose for two days never blows it once
goes to cafeteria with no money eats peoples leftovers
Gets oghma infinium in skyrim level 81 in 20 minutes
you dont understand you never even played morrowind
lose weight From playing fifa
built successful pedal biz with electra schem
dont let my looks DECEIVE u  im a lvl 70 knight in Wow
I don't have a binge eating disorder my haxx0r brain just needs much energy!
YES
went outside 1080p
New game called irl hated it
I stepped on a Cornflake and now I am a cereal killer.
see this face? its my game face
no one likes my fb status like it myself
Play video games 10 hours a day call it practicing
Makes fun of americans nonstop rages instant somone counter-argues
I'm returning this game! keeps game
shoot out neighbors window ON ACCIDENT
wipe
facebook too many noobs
LIFE? got plenty of em
getting light outside one more quest...
The term 'real time' is so thouroughly BASTARDIZED.
Gotta have dew gotta have mountain dew
i am a traveller  of both time and space
hi there! want to join my wow guild?
lots of geniuses got started in their stepmom's basement
outside? whats the ip address to that server?
come get me ladies... I am all yours!
it is real and It didn't take very long to grow
am i a wizard yet?
facebook likes:  lifting
plays magic: the gathering aka
humans? is that some kind of game
Critisizes beautiful women's pics online gets erection from talking to  ugly walmart cashier
people behaving in ways I consider irrational? stupid unrealistic bullshit
you forgot the pickles!!!
When I was your age We beat games with a limited supply of lives
it's not delivery it's my face
Refers to console players as 'noob gamers' doesn't know how to use a controller
Oh
I am good with the penetration spell penetration
fails at world of tanks calls everyone else noobs
more male comic readers than female comic readers
PwnS newbs all day sleeps alone every night
People who support Jodi arias Look like me
my favorite meaningful song? dota
nuetrogena? in what server is she in?
What's Up? 'Nothing man
get a job ? you mean
you finally finish grad school your new boss at walmart
complain about railroaded quests turn any non-railroaded quest into pure stupidity
No fat chicks
Leaves mothers basement To  go get more Mountain dew
This is what happens when you accept a  Farmville REQUEST
Praises War Games' 'Realism'? Never saw combat
Directly in front of others still talks too loud
going on a New years eve party Buys alcoholic beverage from vendor in org
my post makes you mad: master-level trolling your post makes me mad: you're covering up your retardness by saying you're trolling
MMO's BEFORE HOES
reality tv fans are losers. Just watching cheap manufactured drama and conflict and hate. omg i luv the new battlestar galactica
says ps3 and xbox have nogaems buys nintendo
hit a guy in da face  lvled up
found butthurt dweller female facebook invite only gilfs to his 'party'
Beard growing skills LVL1
p90x? is a mass effect planet?
today i met a girl online chats are really useful
Married to the game Which one?
HEY LETS GO DUMPSTER DIVING!
Girlfriend?  Is this some sort of character in skyrim?
Minecraft? I beat that game!
if i could change 1 thing about myself? easy
10TH GRADE WAS MY VIETNAM
have you ever seen a whale with a polka dotted face?......down by the bay
been thinking about getting contacts i might look cooler
I don't need a real job I'm the leader of my alliance and I make 8 billion isk a day
walked first steps aged 42
Girlfriend is that some kind of pokemon not found in the johto region?
I would go outside
Drive thru Mcdonalds Im Exactly who you thought you'd see!!
Beautiful day outside Not that i would know
i hate that guy! he gives me dirty looks!
go for a run? i thought only computers did that
anti-Acne DLC? Where?
first to comment on all new videos from youtube subscriptions last to get laid
shotgunned a two liter of mountain dew jerked off to angel
went outside once hated it with a passion
FBGM Fat Bearded Guy Masterbating
i got 99 problems  but my paladin aint one
Thinks he can win arguments on the internet
GOT INVITED TO A NIGHTCLUB NIGHTCLUBS DON'T GIVE XP
walking dead sucks flips it to my little pony
Single because I have standards
FRIENDS? I DON'T HAVE THAT MOD ON MY PC
Vampires - Don't go out in sunlight..
SHE ONLY LIKES ME  FOR MY GOLD
she only likes me for my gold
Why have friends when you have warcraft
Date? Hell no
LOGIC FAILS IN ONLINE DEBATE DOWNVOTES YOUR POSTS
criticizes POLITICIANS  lives in mom's basement
WENT OUTSIDE GRAPHICS WERE SHIT
Destined for Greatness
I'm single by choice Girls choice
lvl 52 warlock you're talking to.
call me bond jamesbond1981@yahoo.com
Dont mess with  Texas
just ask ure mom
some chick wants to bang i've seen way hotter avatars
quit world of warcraft still virgin
mom! shitter is full
Troll the Bronies Facebook page they obviously don't get chick like I do
you closed megaupload? now this is personal
jigglypuff I'd hit it
LOVE GAME? WHAT KIND OF GAME IS THIS?
sorry
i'm not stalking you just your facebook page
Videos tapes himself jacking off masturbates to video of himself jacking off
why are you wasting time reading this time is xp
REAL LIFE  IS FOR PEOPLE WHO CANT HANDLE W.O.W.
WOMAN DONT LIKE ME  BECAUSE IM TOO HONEST.
gentlemen
i have a nigerian girlfriend whom i send money to monthly.
G Spot? As in guildhouse?
LAN Party? More like Party
welcome to gamestop i can give you five dollars in store credit and sell your game for forty-nine-ninety-nine
gets rejected i can get better than her anyway
Damn you society
Went Outside once... Graphics sucked
one night stand? what fair?
I'd hit it But wouldn't respect myself the next morning
thought she looked attractive but she didn't know who spock was
Exercise? No athletics skill in skyrim
Playing as peach in 1p smash bros pause-fap
got new glasses but they look ok
I dont need to do it i read about it in wikipedia
Cute girl plays video games become obsessed with her
i only date nightelf girls
she asks a basic definition in class? not gonna bang
i hit up parties all the time on xbox live
i PLAYED WORLD OF WARCRAFT tHAT CHANGED MY LIFE!!
DISRESPECT. YOU PUT MY DIVINE BEAUTY IN A MEME.
friday nights good
I don't get older i level up
SKyrim that game's old
lvl 99 warlock has den in parent's lvl-1
JOBS Are for loosers
Masturbation after exam best masturbation
girlfriend? my sim has 2
Gets on facebook notifications are only about the wow group!
Date 11/8/11 already 10th prestiege lvl 80 and all golden guns
reach 10th PRESTIGE every game is already won
Dates?
We would all be starving and have nothing to eat if They found the cure to cancer
LAZY IN BATTLE GROUNDS REPORTS TO BLIZZARD
Ask girl to prom failed saving throw
my ass reeks. better wear these for another week.
i dont have time to girls call of duty mw3 is coming out
STILL ... UNDEFEATED IN SOUTH PARK'S WORLD OF WARCRAFT EPISODE
Another lvl 85.. still havent gotten laid
DELETED FACEBOOK NOW DELETING THIS MEME
Brace yourselves skyrim pre-load is ready
i'll have a party to night in sims 2
Move to surfers paradise never leave house
found auctionhouse sellin stones
wHEN I SEE YOU I GET LAGGED
be jake white forever alone
talks to women in rpg's
Vote  Pirate Party
See's post about girl masturbating with lightsaber discuss swaping saber crystals to make it more realistic
complains about origin selling user information still on facebook.
14/88
broke my controller cancelthestream
my name is  rey valejeo i used to work at midas
'magikarpet munch'? I don't get it but if you're making fun of pokemon
When They ask me where i come from Northshire
When they ask me where i come from Northshire
fantasy nascar
goes to mcdonald's ordres 3 mcgangbangs
Goes 15-0 dies once &  rage quits
ariana grande faps
gets new phone windows phone
Says christians are mindless followers
Worked out once  wasn't impressed
ip man must be the best movie ever! not about computers? BAH!
videogames saved my wife in a videogame
iS THIS GUY THROWING UP OR DUPLICATING?
you got a gf? Pff! I got thousands of general files!
your average cowboys fan
beats dark souls without dying child's play
get a life? i got one after passing level 3
Sex!?! What skill lvl do you have to be to do that?
Tries living real life Permabanned
Girlfriend? A  cheat code i'm not aware of
ip man sounds like best movie ever! what internet protocols does he use?
Joins Reallife gets kicked
get hitted by a ball sorry lagged
Mom says leave house Brings laptop into cellar
the best  clash of clans player
I went outside once The graphics were bad
Taliban? I dont know that pokemon!
I only like girls who do squats
dude look at that butter face
I fuck  On the first date
wwwhat do you mean by.. crowdfunding??
Dev status played runescape when it was called devious mud
Read the Bible once The graphics were shit
Dont got condoms pre-order infamous second son
zipadeedoodah zipadee day christians are inferior in every way
I look like the crazy toy collector from the powerpuff girls
And he sprinted after the reload so it was stupid
Plays league of legends
i'm dating a girl named shamika
Christmas means empty wow servers
New Years Resolution  Find a girlfriend
big boss runs are like a speedrun but they aren't
i'm pretty highly skilled at this game dies to first 3 ray units
Favorite TF2 weapon is the same irl   the sandvich
snoopdog more like noobdog
3 years playing Eve No PvP
donuts is there anything they can't do?
average user of memegenerator.net
FELLOW CAMSLUT HERE BITCOIN IS THE BEST CURRENCY FOR ONLINE CAMSHOWS
Complains about combat loggers  in dayz sa Always kill on sight
Real life? that game has great graphics
u workout for 6 squares on your stomach? I do nothing to have 1 circle
MMMMMMMMM MMMMHHKAY
Watches Jon Stewart thinks hes well informed about world politics
vagina? Never ran that dungeon
vagina? hardest dungeon ever
sex? played it once. Harder than wii fit
Hit me... and call me ENTER
Yeah ive slept with 26 women in goldshire inn...
What  There is actually Sun
wants multiplayer doesn't want import saves
I always live my day like it's my last Then I get all the achievements
I know how to ride a bike You press space and awsd...
Im so epic i only wear purple clothes
goes on diet eats two big macs for lunch no breakfast
soy tan malo que no hay mrs  que me detenga
No compro GTA V Aspetto Wii Fit U
CHASTISES FACEBOOK USERS SPENDS ALL DAY
SEX? whats the command for it?
Drops game on a girl gets full refund
yeha  acabe mi tesis
NAPOLEON? IS THAT A NEW EVOLUTION OF EEVEE?
DON'T CALL ME 'NECKBEARD'
'Mr. Teacher
I'm goin' to Gen Con Business Trip
Get a job? How will I find time to pore over Xbox one specs?
i do more exercise than you i masterbate twice a day!!
technique? Zerg rush!
Real Life? Never heard of that TOPIC
yeah p0rn!
xq mis putas amigas me dicen feo  dame lik si estoy feo
lol's at jason heyward still rosters ryan howard
Hot celeb with big ass 1/10
i dont need a charger my pc is on nuclear power
I'm not ugly
I'm trying to teach you The definition of Discern
Chicken legs
Pay to win ruins the gaming industry like i would pay money for an in game skin
i am a girl who is losing faith in humanity
Do you even runescape i bet ur still in tutorial land
makes fun of people for being able to recite scripture can recite everything star wars
GIRLFRIEND? WHAT LEVEL DO YOU UNLOCK THAT AT
Girl says hi to me Totally wants me
basement floods life no longer worth living
mum wheres the chocolate milk
JUST STOP WATCHING A 20 DAY LONDON MARATION AT THE START I WAS SKINY
GYM  WHAT IS THIS LEVEL
i called someone a fake and a fraud forgot to look in the mirror
Geor4 went outside the graphics were shit
what's a bigger babe magnet: Tesla coil or van de graaf?
I Have lots of friends I call acne 'friends'
SKYPE? I Call it ugly phone
hey gemma lookin' good today
Is sad sad
went outside it's like inside on hard mode
Girlfriend what mod is that
bullying? mate
football? when does that mod come out?
Occupy hln!! Obsessed with hln.
I started Occupy hln Because Im obsessed with hln
I'm BUILDing A giant VAN DE GRAAF GENERATOR. It's To attract girls
saving wetlands? What's the cheat code
i exercize reaching over for pizza is hard work
OPTIC t0ZZA nEEDS NO SHOWERS
3/10 would not bang
just downloaded food
you people have terrible service even though my mistakes cause it
HAS A GIRLFRIEND SIMS:/
Says your Team Sucks When His was Just Swept by the SPurs
Hey bro.. You play apb? I run hacks & a shotgun... I'm damn good at it too!
work is that for dps
FINALLY BEAT THE HEAT in NBA 2K. GAME CONSOLE FREEZES.
Charity Should be up to the individual not the government PIrates all his music and movies
I Created 'may the 4th be with you' nobody will ever believe me
went outside once graphics were great
DOES NOT HAVE FRIENDS IN REAL LIFE HAS A LOT OF FRIENDS IN GAMES
Asks Girl whether she is free... to do mpd
i have a date in utfsm spaceapps
Kewin in 10 years
Good counterpoint? I don't want to talk about this anymore.
Girlfriend? How do i capture one?
Andzelina? Brzydka tapeciara
Kate upton doesn't have a british accent would not bang
Anne Hathaway's not hot enough to play Catwoman Shame on The Dark Knight Rises for its unsatisfactory masturbation fantasies
ea made a shitty game worst. company. ever.
My name is dark ironic isn't it
What part of 'shall not be infringed' don't you understand?! Gotta run to the liquor store tonight
Doesn't get black ops 2 at midnight  Commits sucIde
benchpress? i go to fitness only in gta: san andreas
Lick my face
I'm not gay i have a wife in wow
owns several houses
jak fapuję myślę o ?ukaszku
sweet frackles its pimples
says to 'fight the man' hassles and abuses retail employees for the lulz
ANA DAAYYRR ABBGGAAA Z3EEEEM ZYYY MHMDD HAMDI
OMG Thish video card ish ShOOOO Shweet!!!
his face when i kill him on  cod
Says he won't watch wwe anymore if cena wins... cena won. still tunes into raw
[butthurt@Dweller]$  touch girlfriend [butthurt@Dweller]$  ls | grep girlfriend
Go buy a life ? how many gold ?
i went outside once i could actually run without pressing x
I'm such a bad boy In grand theft auto
Real Life? Never Heard of that server
btw
turd burgular
finds this meme funny is nerd
kevin smith if he shaved beard
Can I dance???? you gotta be root to get down
Friend is ranked in top 100 'Gratz Bro'
LUKE STILL DOESNT KNOW OF SOAP
doesn't work butthurt he can't afford new graphics card
Kemny munk&#225;val felp&#237;tettem a h&#225;zam s egy hidat is p&#237;tettem mellje A MINECRAFTBAN!
I DON'T USUALLY PLAY COD. BUT WHEN I DO.... I GO HAM
GIRLFRIEND? WHAT LEVEL DO I UNLOCK?
the undertaker looks so out of shape runs out of breath from putting socks on in the morning
Oh
clearasil Never heard about this WoW Weapon
i have a house
I always work out every sunday while playing wii fit and eating nachos
I shreked and didnt check
hey...  sexy lady wanna play wow?
why does my head go in at my glasses?
Everyone ignores my facebook post and comments on matts colon crushed
Aaron allison Lost weight?
Deoderant? Never heard of that spell
I almost died I stayed with 20% HP
VALENTINES DAY? THE NEW WOW event?
Your 'valentine'? Is that a skill I can unlock?
lives in west virginia got younger sister pregnant
Complains about women wonders why He's dateless
doesn't help mom with groceries asks which snacks she brought
If you don't like progressive Trance Don't talk to me
pizza boy fired caught jizzing on pizzas
mon plus grand fantasme? une &#238;le avec manon
HI IM BUTTERCUP_11076
Went to the gym one day couldn't use cheat codes and lost another life
Penicillin? ain't nobody got time for that!
I ONLY PLAY PROG METAL BITCHES LOVE PROG METAL
MY NEW CHAT UP LINE
VOlley? Never heard about that command
It puts the lotion on its skin
i'm level 68 thief in guild wars 2 so don't mess with me
not sure if i won the meme battle or lost my reallife
girls think giving birth is hard try playing call of duty with a laggy connection
cod sucks he plays minecraft
Z&#225;rt kapus lesz a magyar-rom&#225;n? Let&#246;rl&#246;m a gpemről a FIFA-t!
Has a wife and is very rich on skyrim
Outside? is that a DLC?
kk verslaafd aan ava
why does everyone hate on pedobear?
Watches  Yogscast Find out it is scripted
Goes to doctor for acne demands patch v3.74
Arsenal fan says 'coutinho is crap anyhow..'
REAL LIFE?  NEVER HEARD OF THAT SERVER
collects star wars pins wonders why he has no girl friend
camps out for days in a stinky alley wonders why he has no girlfriend
a meme? im not familiar with that cheat code
f&#229;tt toppjobb i kommuna har ikke tid til &#229; prioritere datasmia
If you are looking for ransom
getting hitted on by babe no
să &#238;nțeleg că aistai suhariku lu eftodi
You sir are a nerd!
LIFE? NEVER HEARD OF IT.
my name is seth but my friends call me rahtahded!
last night
come at me bro i got alts
CHEAT ON GIRLFRIEND? NO WAY
Nathan Is.... MY MOMA!
Curly hair... wouldn't bang
VID  OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN
Nice Girl WOW
If it don't fit on an advice template Then it's too much readin'
hmmm cheesecake
SAYS HE'S GONNA START A NEW CAREER PICK UP THE XBOX CONTROLLER AND PUTS IN BLACK OPS
this patch better be awesome many of us are losing faith
DESTICLES
gets key for dragons lair doesnt have key for car
c:/GIRLFRIEND C:/GIRLFRIEND 'not found'
I wanna start a band where do i download bandmates?
#1 on XBOX Live Paragon Wing
I was told to get a life i said i have over 9000 Health in wow
School tomorrow  ehh i feel sick
I hate Java
99.9% of people are stupid
everquest? More like shitty Gfx quest
KLITORIS  I DONT know that pokemon
wojtek to pedał elo mu spada
my newyears resolution is 1080p
girlfriend? never heard of that companion
didn't want to abandon co-op shits his pants
I dined at the y last night and all they had on the menu were crabs
WRITE SS OR BECOME HOMOSEXUAL
Most fordult a kocka
amanda i luh u bb clorox pls
REMOVE_ARTY _FROM_THE_GAME
got down on one knee proposed to life-size sailor moon
girlfriend? What level do i unlock it at?
Has philosophies about religion and the world doesn't practice religion and has never seen the world
social life ? is that a new game coming out?
c:\LOAD 500FT 'C:\LOAD 500FT' NOT FOUND
life which dlc was that then
What is she? 140lbs? Eww DISGUSTING
Patryk to nie imie patryk to noł lajf
birthday palmela
I'd like to join Ale Stars
plays one day 90 !
whatever happened to desktop stripper program
pubes and neckbeard same length
batchelor frog inspired by my face
Egyed&#252;l t&#246;lt&#246;m a kar&#225;csonyt Valaki seedelne?
Girlfriend? can i have a bag of chicken with that?
has the power of the internet uses it to make stupid memes
homework? never heard of that quest
heroclix only way i can get a woman
today i did something dangerous i deleted system32 on my virtual machine
was on facebook on 12/21/12
having sex whats the password for it?
everybody recognizes this fellow ! he's that tabletop role playing games guy everybody knows !
Fap Master
Fap Master
Hey
Says he's open minded Rapes in the name of 'God'
My Girlfriend cheated on me with other guy F1 for voteban
god made me ugly cause i pick up girls on expert.
FRIENDS? WHAT PROGRAM IS THAT?
Its not allowed  to sleep  in Classroom Moaaaaah
GIRLFRIEND? OF COURSE... IN WOW
Damn What kind of lighting engine did god install?
Girlfriend? is that a quesT item?
Mom Order the pizza
Hey i play lol add me : BATTLETAURE
I would love to change the world
you turn my software into hardware
i used to have friends but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
needs to get bread and milk at the corner store awesome! i love new campaigns
just hung out with chris hansen in my kitchen
At last paragon level 100 in diablo 3 with all character
Hello My name is magefist
I like my women how i like my movies erotic
lololo ohoh
25% of Tisch's Straight and Single MAle Population is in this photo
gets 3 kills and dies 15 times haha #egel guys
Paragon lvl 100
I SPENT MY WHOLE LIFE COLLECTING COMICS only one thing to say now
if i may say... im probably the ugliest man alive...
I always go out on weekends to complain in the apple store
dosen't have a life has half life
I left the house once The maps were terrible
Ku klux klan havn't fought against that clan yet
sex? No
a life where do i download one of those
a life what kind of mod is that
BITCHES HATE ME  BECAUSE OF ALL MY SWAG
sees 240p for the first time goes blind
waiting my new 3d monitor to see a real pair of boobs
left my house once controls were terrible
I WAS GONNA BE A FIREMAN BUT I BROKE MY HAND
Ik ben hugo Hallo
Ladies please hold your orgasms!
ladies please hold your orgasms!
I wish i was an seo THen i could pull chicks
EVE Serious Buisness
girls cant stop talking to me  everytime I walk into wal mart one says hi
WENT OUTSIDE  GRAPHICS WERE BAD
brazzers? too mainstream
real life? never heard of that url before
Listening to Call me maybe by carly rae jepsen lyrics change to 'don't call maybe'
COMEs off meme generator it's morning
Constantly uses 4-letter words... computer acronyms!
sorry  i dont date Ugly girls
CHRIS  HOUSEN
they told him to sort his life out He told them to minecraft their own business
PUBERTY? WHAT LEVEL
that new armor could make me even more attractive
my mum said 'GO buy some new clothes' I had to spend all the gold for a mage suit
Revised my character concept Totally rapes in melee
LOOKED LIKE CLEARASIL ON THAT TISSUE WAS MY BRO's...
F.A.G F**KING AWESOME GUY
have to replace batteries on the remote control fml
i feed my bitches kibbles and bits
severe acne and compulsive face picking too fat for meth..must be playing world of warcraft
gata n&#227;o sou internet lenta mais posso te deixar louca
yeah i dated a girl named sandy once. best two days of my life.
attractive I don't meet the requirements to that skill
who needs girls? im level 96
i'm a dating expert my tamagotchi has had at least 7 partners
i'm a dating expert my tamagotchi is a player!
20 YEARS TIME HI I'M JACOB WATTS
Don't BE Silly I KNOW how to date! with My tamagotchi
don't be silly! i know how to date with my tamagotchi
Don't be silly! i know how to date WITH MY TAMAGOTCHI
If you delete my account on WOW .............
Thank you for sending me a copy of your book i'll waste no time reading it.
guess what? i'm a level 96 dragon hunter
GETS A GIRLFRIEND SELLS HER FOR MICROSOFT POINTS
Goes to casino only drinks pepsi
tccoa those assholes banned me
hello mom? it's seth cameron..you may know me from second life...
mom suggests i become a teacher i tell her 'mom! teacher isn't a profession! noob! '
gym ? HAVEN'T heard of that game
Jinn
assburger? sounds delicious
don't be silly! I do play a musical instruument I play guitar hero
WHy waste money on a home My mom already has one
Chum can't convince pedos runs away and cries
went outside once graphics were good but gameplay was horrible
Real Life? Never heard of that server
Mila Kunis to star in 50 Shades of grey? She's not even that hot
read 50 shades of gray - meh read 50 shades of cray - had multiple orgasms
XBOX terms & conditions change family settings
Dont be silly! i do play sport fifa
i'm not perfect because im still in beta
The man of your nightmare
i'm not perfect because i'm still in beta
I'm not ugly God challenged me to get women on Heroic Mode
game like there is no internet tomorrow
game like there is no internet tomorrow
hasnt gone outside in years blames it on lag
diScovered room 110 Has no life
sirm4niac calls other players scumbag like a bawz
I'M QUITTING NEW LIBERTY BRB.
LUCAS LUTSCHT GAMER COCKS
Of course i've had sex! god of war bro
Dungeons and dragons.... best game

outside? never heard of that texture pack
What? Lifegrip the tank? I used my cooldown on the pizzaman!
fak a gurl wahts tah?
did a crime
Move got more personality Then Alan jones
skill over level 9999 in one handed
HAS DONE NOTHING FOR THE PAST 5 YEARS IM GETTING MY SHIT TOGETHER.
fun is just a buzzword when you can't actually think of any reasons why the game is good
I HAD VIRTUAL SEX I DID THE '01000101'
comes last to help kill a npc loots first !!
World of warcraft is my medicine
makes fun of jeff hardy being drugged up at victory road 2011 loves andre the giant
kim dotcom is that a new app
YOU'RE NOT ON THE LADDER TOP 100 ? nOOB
Play fifa 13  Injure all the players
works at apple store goes on how superior droid is
I will own you on smite
plays sims 24/7 im busy.
SAW IT
A girlfriend? on what lvl it unlocks?
went outside too laggy
went outside once Graphics where terrible
PLaying Wow and has to shit grabs bucket
Get a life? I've had that game since I was 7
Oh
GYM HAVEN'T PLAYED THAT MAP
socializing? IVE NEVER HEARD OF THAT POKEMON
'refusEs' to live in mclean Can barely afford mortgage on Pimmit hills shack
why are girls non-deterministic?
Would 'never' live in mclean Lives with parents in Pimmit hills and spent last five dollars at chipotle
strokes it to trannies definitely just a woman with a weenie
mom said i was't allowed to play paintball... but airsoft is still cool right?
who needs girls when you've got runescape?
GOES TO THE ARMY QUITS BECAUSE HE FINDS OUT THERE'S NO RESPAWNING
Are You  A girl?
HEY KID .. where is the mini boss tell me
complains about somebody making a bunch of memes by making a bunch of memes
gETS FIRST m.O.A.B ONLY BOOSTED 23 KILLS
bitches dont know im 10 prestige
i am chris
one does not simply use the incorrect meme
outside you say? can i bring my clan to this unknown territory?
she smiled at me but then she got deflated
BE PROACTIVE
vegetables? never heard of that server
ONLY 4 AM still got a couple of hours
Advanced to Level 25: McDonalds cashier
Norm Fraser
i don't care if she said i was ugly because i trust mom's opinion more.
Of course i have a social life I do 10 man raids daily
MAKES FUN OF DEVIN's AMOUNT OF WAIVER WIRE MOVES GETS PASSED IN PROJECTIONS
dimarcos. still a better love story than twilight or 50 shades of gray
Has a $2000 computer and a $200 car
mARRIAGE?? IN WHICH LEVEL CAN I UNLOCK IT?
GETS KILLED IN DAYZ TURNS TO HACKS
VIRGINity? I've maxed that skill
lOOK
Criticises methods of STUDY Gives anecdotal evidence
se te atora la bicicleta? yo tambien odio el lag
Normal people: 'What a lovely house!' Me: 'What's your wifi password?'
FEstival wristbands? I have lots
I'M FABULOUS
Still a better love story than twilight
NOVIA? CUAL POKEMON TIENE ESA EVOLUCION
HEY I JUST MET YOU
I AM SAVING MYSELF for when wow implements weddings ingame
Stripper asked me if i wanted to grind 'sure
grows ponytail thinks he's steve seagal
grows ponytail thinks he's steven seagal
FEMALE? I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THAT POKEMON
computer virus suicide
5 minute google Research Expert in that Topic
Everyone who disagrees with me is dumb never explains why
Sees one foreign film a lifetime of name-dropping
tried proactiv grew beard instead
Removes glasses real life antialiasing x128
VIRGINITY? NEVER HEARD OF THAT CHARACTER
I don't always go on meme generator but when i do
got aids reset gameplay
charted course for optimal trick-or-treating heartburn after two houses
woohooed on sims score
I didn't choose Thug Life Thug life chose me
I didn't choose Thug life Thug life Chose me
need help opening the jar? Download java
they tell me to get out and get a job little do the know im lord axivus;slayer of ogres and dragons
plumbers ARE RED
did u die first?  noob!
so good at pokemon he catches syphilis
WENT OUTSIDE ONCE WASN'T IMPRESSED
i have a girlfriend in korea via skype
Wears a belt and tie on same day Turns into sausages
takes mail from mailbox level 63 thieving acquired
country gets +100 medals at olympics uses it as an excuse for his weight on the internet
I'VE GOT LIKE THE MOST EXPENSIVE CARS  on yoville
dont need to visit famous places have seen it in games
Taki ze Mnie Patryk Ze Jak Juz Sie Zdenerwuje to nie patrze Dragon czy Rat Tylko Bije Ze sworda
they told me get a life but i still have 3 left
Light is like Mana YOU NEED It!
new miley cyrus haircut 'WOULD NOT BANG'
No
WATCHES AMERICAN ME JOINS HI POWER SOLDIERS
im single becuase.. i dont have time for girls and be tied down
Goes outside too laggy
have you tried the tutorial?
Your underwear says friday? mine says august
i went outside once oh wait
your underwear is marked 'friday'? mine is marked 'August'
so you think you can dance
I read a review 2/10 shit film
2 down votes? down. vote. everything.
When I grow up i want to be what i am now a gamer
orders pizza online special instructions 'leave it on the doorstep'
says fundies waste time on unimportant issues like gay marriage worries about 3 words written dollar notes
True outdoorsmEn Camps outside GameStop
i have the mumps
can you get std's... from a dirty keyboard?
what is wrong with his eyes
ACTUALLY I DO MMA
keys? i dont need beta keys
sex? i don't know that spell... is it a mod?
Do you even raid
vida real? 	nunca ouvi falar desse server
went to hot topic those shirts are so summerfag
Trolls in Trade chat Just to feel better about being a basement dweller
Starts Raiding Leaves hot pocket in microwave
ctrl
put (  .  )(  .  ) in the calculator it's time to fap
going out of home hardest quest ever
Sorry
emma stone? i've had better
Got a Tattoo Now believes he is cool
You're looking at me reading you mind
Yes I go to the Gym 3 days a week And I'm still 400 lbs sexy!!
Where are you? London? Never heard of that realm
Eats 3 cakes hunger bar still not full
has sex ...ual thoughts over lara croft
you spending hours on a children's tv show means you're a loser me spending hours mocking it means I'm awesome
Entered a jay wilson look alike contest took 1st place!
dark knight rises.. horrible film making
gets invited to parties  on xbox live
i have a six pack in pudding cups
Elbows too pointy Would not Bang
Has traveled thousands of miles in pokemon
calls people noob in beta
Got to Second base with a mannequin
Called someone a noob 1 level higher
I Love my wife *typo wifi
goes outside 'good job blizzard
mom i have a job! i'm a giant warrior!
needs more bengay
I can't even take your boobs seriously until you type like a college graduate
Aquires the admiration of fellow online gamers with gaming prowess still forever alone irl
employee of the month on the sims 3
plays minecraft makes a friend
makes fake ok cupid profile so brittany will talk to me
girlfriend? does that come in the next patch?
MI HEALER ESTA A PUNTO DE SER 87
Got shot died
Oh
went outside graphics were shit
Pretends lost virginity sings i just had sex by akon
lure me to your magical forest so i can let you weild my short staff
I DON T GET OLDER I LEVEL UP!
The sun? what the heck is a 'sun'?
I put some text on a photo that should teach you a lesson
XBOX DID THIS TOO ME
this is wdf
sandusky? wingman!
Got first crackjob from margret thatcher
went outside once didnt see any pokemon
THE SQUARE ROOT OF 250
I make videos about the-spiki
i defend steam's intrusive drm because i'm too fat to go and take a disc from my stack of video games
Ti sko haa 5€ f&#246; grillkorve vi p&#229;&#229;skbras&#229; Vittu ja for heim &#229; l&#228;gg korve i mikro
Goes to Bathroom Comes back all sweaty
I BELIEVE IN GOD I AM SMARTER THAN YOU WILL EVER BE
I totally got laid last night. on gta iv...
UGLY WOULDN'T HIT THAT
i love surf my gyarados has it
heat wave? I don't know what     your'e talking about.
4/10 would not bang
Bases all decisions on dice roll
Instant cockblock
I am super rich 6ft4220lbs just kidding
Butthurt Dweller wonders y so butthurt bro?
taco bell with nacho dorito shell id hit it
I love my wife *typo wifi
dating???? what's that server????
Have i ever gotten laid? Sorry
proactiv? no thanks i'll be lazy today
hurt wrist ruined sex life
God king angus teach me in your ways
8/10 would not bang
Went outside the other day Graphics were shit
Knifes people complains about being knifed
i&#180;m  scorp lvl 85 warlock
I went outside for once Graphics sucked
hates your meme Doesn't make any
ITT: moralfags
one does not simply walk
Rolls Death Knight Twink Killed by every other class
baby you integrate My DIFFERENTIATION
Skrillex?  never heard of that pokemon
hey guys I just found out you can make money jerking off
YES
friends? i don't have that hat
my zip therapy worked now i can have a real girlfriend
gets questioned by another player accuses him of being a 13 year old kid
skydiving on battlefield 3 no wieght limit on battlefield 3
plays diablo like a little princess
FEI-MAYLE? WHICH CLASS IS THAT?
Oh
OUTSIDE? ITS NOT ON THE MAP.
agghhh you hiding from me Yeah? somewhere in iclouuuddd!!
where have you bin. coz i never see you around. are you hiding from me yeah! somewhere in Icloud
plays modern warfare tells friends he's been to war
I sit on my ass
sunlight? is that a new background?
Thats right epic mount
The names jake aka kaottixz
FBGM THEY SAID USE YOUR SWAG THEY SAID
i'm not interested in 3somes or bi chicks too much drama based on my experience
my breath does 1000 poison damage
WOW down for maintenance Forced to wank
join phase 5209 'want to erp?'
A LIFE? where do i download one of those?
eat the whole sleeve at once that's the motto eating rolos
get a life? please i know a code for infinite lives
#2 all time highscore me
Add me on xbox sh00terpers0n50
'All women are the same' never had a girlfriend
how do you kill something which has no life
Mettchen kriegt d&#252;nnschiss Sie hat's im darm
I have 7 level 85's
get shot in real life tries heal himself
Advertise Position as Entry-Level 2-4 Years Experience required
My Greatest fear? Error 37
I used to love games Then i got Error 37
these aren't my real eyes i fried my first pair by playing too much world of warcrafts
did someone say lan party?
Hi
i order large lemonades with no ice
wanks over nightelves *mum walks in*
you think my face is bad? you should see my ass
when i cut my hair  i look just like brad pitt
'im going to live on the edge' disables firewall
i have half life
skyrim i HAVE NEVER TALKED TO so many girls before!
APFT? What apft?
Hakoom - 20
Io nn ho bisogno delle ragazze Mi basta youporn!!
LE ME  AFTER diablo 3 is realeased
real life? whats that game?
got 99 pokemon Clitoris aint one
I think the acting in this movie was terrible. nobody gave a shit about each other or the battle. Hulk was the best acting in the movie. everyone else was out cashing their checks. cool CGI Bro.
Kiss girl Sims 3
Squashes an annoying musquito levels up
girlfriend? what LEVEL do i unlock that
cs lan party get your own keyboard
WENT OUT SIDE. GRAPHICS WERE SHIT CAUSE I WAS PLAYING XBOX ;)
Commits to SVN 'My code never has bugs'
I walked into the street And the graphics where shit
yeah
i have abs in nfs
i AM EDDY respect my authoritah!
Apple say 'error' I say possible jailbreak
ISNT NATURAL BLONDE WOULDNT BANG
match.com? no one would battle me
i went outside once
definately not herpes
got married on runescape
went to prom with my computer
Proactive 101
I do have a girl A blood elf
go play runescape you fat nerd *plays wow 24 hours a day*
The names michael  i get girls...... on webcam
foggy? Your field of view just shrunk
GIRLFRIEND? I DONT HAVE THAT COMPANION
would you do me? id do me
You Should see my wife.. She lives in Whiterun
I'm big boned  more places than some if you know what i mean
Winter is coming I've been saying it since 96
youtube account banned kills self
yes i still have my gameboy color
Complains about the quality of 'failcast' doesn't clean mold lines
Met a girl had no quest
Real life? Never heard of that server before
nutten boxen win oder fail?
Self image? Gambit
i don't get it
Im allergic to pimple cream
I have a thyroid problem what of it?
woke up from a dream about wow went back to sleep to roll on loot
Unemployed
she wants to have sex? Goes and masterbates
supports liverpool... hangs himself
society? is this some kind of simulator?
memegenerator? have no time to visit it
no mom i can't
of course i do sport i have fifa 2012
don't mess with me i'm top 10 player in wow
watches gay cutesy anime disses you for watching one piece
Thinks Neil didn't kick it
Met italian girl online had sex next day
she doesn't know what a paladin is? no thanks
jUST gOT rich off diamonds in minecraft.
has a gambling problem bet against gryfinndor
7/10 wouldn't do her
Cardio for weight loss? completely useless.
dAMN I GOTTA GO TO THE BOAT SHOW
pLAYS MW2 MAKES A NEW ACCOUNT SO EVERYBODY THINK HE IS NOOB
I don't believe in capitalism
I think this is rational therefore the world works that way
cheese cake and anime all day errr day
wow is wearing crown
'Remember when we were kids and we thought swords were cool?' what do you mean 'when we were kids?'
no hd  commit suicide
doesn't like jrpgs must be a racist
my left eye isn't fully connected to my face thats because im still in the beta
Went outside graphics were shit
I look like Wings of redemption? Nah Im better looking
calls lebron a choker never played sports in his life
healthyfood? never heard of that serer
Played airsoft the guns look better on battlefield 3
Girlfriend? what level do i unlock it at?
20 nuggets for 5 bucks Bitches love nuggets
virginity? When do i unlock that achievement
girlfriend? what level do you unlock at?
masturbation? of course i'VE HEARD OF IT
a lIFE? hOW MUCH GOLD IS THAT?
i'm famous on syrnia
beats mass effect 3 Not impressed
Life? how do I get that achievement?
GIRLFRIEND?????  at what level i unlock that???
Girlfriend? only in skyrim
Girl asks for protection i already have antivirus
Whats up everybody its cr1tik4l
Quits World of warcraft gets rezzed to 80 by blizzard
switches before bitches
Earthquake? where do i get that skill?
Im not a virgin  On skyRim
It was my birthday  Had trouble blowing out the candles
but you know what.. i've been thinking about us.
but you know what... i've been thinking about us.
My name is Bobby I'm pretty much awesome
i would never have sex without a condom virgin
i have banged so many bitches....... in wow
one day i﻿ was walking outside graphics was good
Needs to brush teeth uses katronkapasta
facebook? Hell no! Im a recovering narcissist!
create a soul is for losers memorize frame data of each character
making memes is my life
Kisses tv Tv gets herpes
wants to have sex needs to learn lucid dreaming
went to the club told everyone id done 500 pugs
lose to pace blame marc
Is a Meme Never is outside to make it known
What I look like in 10 years
what do you mean a standard macroeconomics test is 20 pages long?
Sequel to a popular game franchise? Mass-produced shit
LOl efriends loses thousands of bgs alone
occupy wall street? As if I'd leave my LAN connection...
says christians live in a fantasy world plays w.o.w. all day long
99 PROBLEMS BUT A CHIN AINT ONE!
there is no irl only afk
dude
WENT OUTSIDE ONCE NEEDS AN UPDATE
RUns Fantasy Football League Changes Scoring Week 5
Finds perfect video for project can't find soap
Every enemy is one shot when you snipe hs them all like me
EAting out? Who's this out everyone likes to eat?
asl? 19 f Brazil
I LIVE MY LIFE TO THE EXTREME I INSTALL NIGHTLY BUILDS FOR ALL PACKAGES
Buys into hype of an overrated franchise Insults all detractors as a defense
Going to a party tonight on World of WArcraft
Get a life? is that an achievement
Offline? NEVER
Kony2012 is shit. only 37% spent on the ground spends 97% at gamestop
'DAVID WHERE ARE YOU' HELLHOLE
She works in greggs wouldn't bang
Girlfriend? What npc is that
Sees afk girl is world of warcraft faps
Thinks that the room where the Magic happens Is where he plays card games
Graduates Early JuSt to play skyrim More
tk'er on server must be psycho
gets owned on reddit orders clan to downvote your posts
AGAINST WAR ON TERROR WANTS TERRORIST KONY DEAD
sex? idiot. it's spelled sfx.
what do you mean i was in the world of warcraft episode of south park? oh
I'm a succesful person Just completed first quest in wow
a true badass online
expert on all failed eng 90
SCHOOL IS THAT A NEW GUN IN MW3?
combat isn't turn based? it's not a roguelike!
JEALOUS OF OTHER DEVELOPERS? TELL THEM THEIR ALPHA IS CRAP
jealous of more skilled coder tell him his alpha is crap
masturbates 15x a day Randy Lieb
i can divide by zero
IT's not turn based? It's not a roguelike
You think your logic is superior? downvotes your posts on reddit
im not saying im always right but im right
Awake at 12 to celebrate my birthday in heroes of newerth
she likes my post on fb wall she loves me
What is this thing you call 'real life'?
girl What's the chance % of your pants dropping? He wıll Never get laıd
Severe acne noob
You listen to country? wow you don't know music
Turns on celebrity apprentice hopes his dad (penn jillette) wins
reach is dead
sonam  in college
Thinks western animation is for the lowest common denominator watches the lowest common denominator in anime
Please i only hit it and quit it
i used to be cool then i took an arrow to the knee
I'm better than you thats why I has job
THESE AREN'T GLASSES THERE MI5 AGENT GLASSES
Clarion university
i got 135 on an online iq test therefore i am right
i was thin once
Pierdole przynołlajfie będe miał te 145k
gets all the babes in gta
bakugan? thats for nerds
THREESOME? YOU MEAN TRIFORCE
makes to do list consists of masterbating.
WENT TO A PUBLIC RESTROOM SCRIBBLED GROUT EXPECTATIONS ON THE GROUT
Plays madden superstar can't get off couch.
taunt
Get Laid? Is that an achievement?
Sets up Call of Duty Channel on Youtube Gives life advice
they told me to stop playing games and get a life now they have 0% life left!
Different Sized Boobs? Would Not bang
hand over the controller  shit's about to go down
Be right back calling eop
makes '1 month later' meme says unkind things about the girlfriend
There are two ways of avoiding the snare of woman;  ONE IS TO SHUN ALL WOMEN AND THE OTHER TO LOVE ALL BEINGS.
Dont tink you are sexy cuze i am sexier.......
lives in Bouge everyone is my twin
NEVER MADE ANYONE LAUGH BEFORE TRIES LUCK ON CORNELL MEME PAGE ANYWAYS
Complains about freedom of speech never speaks to anyone
I have rank im cool now
First Free Trial Class of BJJ Teaches Blackbelt how he does his armbar
First Class of BJJ Teaches Blackbelt how he does his armbar
accuses christians of living in a fantasy world spends 13 hours a day playing wow
Touch it just once  please
Forgets to turn swag off before bed Wakes up covered in bitches
HAS BIG SNEEZE CREATES PUSS EXPLOSION
camping out in front of best buy skyrim comes out in 72 hours
Ladies Love A GUY WITH STYLE
Killed deathwing first try
sorry
SPEND THE NIGHT WITH ME GIRL & I WILL MAKE YOU TOUCH THE SKY... RIM
I USED TO BE COOL & HANDSOME THEN I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE
GET LAID  CAUSE I'M ON THE FOOTBALL TEAM
I can BxR AND quad shot Come at me bro
went outside ai sucked
i used to be an adventurer until my battieres died.
get carpal tunnel use other hand
played health assessment online too many noobs
DId exercise once my prestige didn't go any higher
Didn't respond to facebook friend request after 2 days  Would not bang
mom says i should get some exercise but i already have 99 strength
gavin  in 20 years
how do you kill that which has  no life
'GODDAMN IT NOT ANOTHER ADVICE ANIMAL SPINOFF'
School sucks i can't play anymore when i'm their
Chick doesn't want to make out change server
wgw1 bitches
you make me  so
I don't always eat muffin but when i do
You may Get All the hot chicks... But I just Hacked Your Bank Account
gettıng all the achıevements ın every game ıs my lıfe achıevement
Oxy? i use ios
All I do is win win win At cod
im sexy and i know it
Friends? oh wait
life ? search the google for download
Proactiv can mages equip that spell?
im a level 70 warlock get at me
i guess you could say im a bit of a workout freak spent all day training my dexterity level
Oh! When I sexed up  That's what makes the difference today
living on the limit i don&#180; t read the wow manual
i&#180;m sexy and i know it
All my opinions Are based off what i heard on the internet
went outside where are the blocks
bro  I never forget
skyrim my gf plays it
AXE IS THAT A NEW CHIPSET?
went outside once gameplay was shitty
You Can Stream a Tv Show But Can't Stream Friendships :(
sKYRIM mY GF PLAYS IT
dates yeah
Clearasil? Never heard of that item
dude she's definitely legal she was in verve last night
very happy level up!
θελεισ να τα φτιαξουμε
nice reposted frog i've seen this 2seconds ago
why wont someone love me for me? no fat chicks!
I used to play mume everyday then I made l100
LOTR? I could have done a better job directing
THEY SAY IM TOO FAT COS I GOT 99% OF CREEP KILLs
WAIT A MO I NO MAGIC!
Get a life ? Takes the Green Mushroom in Super mario
magne blir du me p&#229; n&#229; arti ikkje no e spella star wars the republic of donka donka land
Has own meme life complete
knows how to hack just doesnt want to
working is for losers thats why i dont have a job
o hai dere kayblez
i don't drink lemonade i drink yellow potions
Flags PVP in a pve server starter zone
Go For a walk? pssh
real life < half life
get a job? i mine gold
NOT SURE IF SHE LIKES ME OR MY 80 LVL PALADIN
im talking to a couple girls right now on tumblr  anonymously
i am Successful in the world of warcraft
went outside damn it
Vegetarian HOt pocket? I'm on a diet
fat jedi closest thing to a complement
i get sarcastic when people explain things because i already know everything
KILL STEAL? I MADE MOST DAMAGE
Tonight you
ofc i got a  dota2 key
Sees 100 emails from katie
Herrppp nobody cares
Girlfriend? Never heard of that mod
Kardashian is grossly overrated. She's also gross
phin got girlfriend deleted
sorry
If i say i know kung-fu enough  its true
I went outside.. graphics were shit!
wtf dude you believe in god???? your moron
They say you are what you eat. That pizza was delicious.
I used to be achilles's bro then I took an arrow to the knee
asks if you know the score from last nights game answers that zerg won
Lose weight From playing fifa
what do you mean it's... wednesday?
Real life? i blocked it on my server!
breaks skyrim disc commits suicide
actually i'm a.f.k it's time to f.a.p
actually i'm a.f.k gotta f.a.p
in a relationship? friend request denied
Quantum physics Trivial
Can't celebrate X-Mass My WOW Griffin died in a battle
15/m/chicago hbu babe?
rap is stupid it takes no skill
do you guys have imports?
half live instead of real life
Its not that the hot chicks don't want me My standards are just too high to lower myself to their materialistic substandards.
New mario? Still plays NES version
47 second trailer was disappointing Wouldn't watch
Ive once been in ensidia now im just ugly
wants a girl who can jam out with her 4chan out
please don't hate me for being pretty
PIzzA ITS ON MY FACE
I DONT DO NERD GIRLS sorry
Im sorry i dont date ugly girls like u
asia? never heard such name
COMPARING JOHN PETRUCCI TO GOD? HE'S GOOD
used 'epic fail' before it was cool
GO TO LIBRARY PUT BIBLES IN FICTION
asks for evidence now i'm a scientist
EUGENIO IL TUO FUTURO INCOMBE
Plays Bf3 because it is more realistic than mw3 Complains about infra-red scopes being too realistically powerful
get bachular of arts degree make comics
just stole a woman's heart an enchanted priestess-plus 50 Xp
Conservatives have no sense of humor I hope you can cite sources on that Garofalo meme
Make oblivion mod mocking authorities and promoting anarchy whine to the mods when you get flamed
Server down IRC chat
so... tren at 19 was a bad idea...
ukll never be like me wakjjka xD
Mesh
minecraft 1.0.0 Doesnt sleep
baddies are ruining the world Of warcraft
rigo has less sex than me
Ex liked ein Kommentar bei facebook Sie will noch immer den hahn
knows every sex pose had-non
3/10 WOULDN'T BANG
MY OPINIONS ARE FACTS
Elbows too pointy Wouldn't Bang
monogamy is ridiculous I'm holding out for two girls who understand that
Esta es Mi entrevista
Caught Masturbating Look them in the eye and finish
MOSQUITO BITES YOU EAT IT. TAKE BACK WHAT IS YOURS.
What Doesn't Kill You Is Going to Die
Life getting tough means god is afraid of your progress
You're the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success f**king act like it
Die like you were Born Screaming and bathed in blood
An armed Man broke into my house sucks to be him
when life gets harder you must have just leveled up
No one is taller than the last man standing
Walk into bear cage walk out with new coat
bite off more than you can chew then chew it
why ask her out? when you can tell her
impossible is a word weak people use to justify giving up
Forced into russian roullette? go first... six times
the world is against me it wouldn't be fair otherwise
Eat Problems Shit Success
being unattractive is playing the dating game on hard mode
Win connect Four In one move
You: 23 - death: 0 happy birthday
TAKE CALCULUS TEST IN PEN
the more you sweat in practice the less you bleed in battle
Be the man that when your feet hit the floor each morning The devil says 'oh shit
Stage 4 cancer boss fight!
Reach the Finish Line Keep Going
bring a knife to a gunfight  throw aside the knife
Play Monopoly Conquer Asia
sMOKE A CIGARETTE GIVE IT CANCER
tell her the dress makes her look fat real men         don't lie.
there is no losing only delayed victory
she puts you in the friend zone i call it a challenge zone
took an arrow to the knee kept adventuring
An armed man broke into my house a man with no arms tried to break out
LOST RUSSIAN ROULETTE? PLAY AGAIN
Go to hell usurp the throne
Have a Party Invite the Cops
Butterflies in stomach? DIGEST THEM
you can do it! remember every single one of your ancestors got laid!
When life gives you lemons monopolize lemon market
play starcraft beat Koreans
Fear is a reflex courage is a choice
Find out you have an irregular heart beat portable dubstep in your chest
3 vs 1? triple kill
eat coal shit diamonds
Pain is temporary Glory is forever
DO YOUR BEST THEN DO BETTER
You:19 Death: 0 Happy Birthday
Simply Walk into Mordor
you can't spell Manslaughter without laughter
go to a job interview offer them a job
Next time someone tells you to get a life take theirs.
DONATE BLOod.  ASK FOR A GUN AND A BUCKET.
history will forgive your mistakes if you are the one to write it
i didn't say it would be easy I said it would be worth it
if a tree falls in a forest it was in my way
climb a mountain tell no one
have heart attack heart loses
pull over police officer let him off with warning
It takes 42 muscles to frown but only 6 to slit the bastard's throat
what doesn't kill you is going to die
Play Duck Hunt Shoot a BEAR
The question isn't 'who is going to let me?'  IT'S 'WHO IS GOING TO STOP ME?'
Attend Class TEACH
Nobody's perfect i guess i'm nobody
better to die of thirst than drink from the cup of mediocrity
have enemies? good
Face  your PROBLEMS dON'T FACEBOOK THEM
Create Meme Without JOKE
why fear the unknown when you can conquer it
they have me surrounded Now I don't have to chase them
Zombies? Do you have any idea how long I've been waiting for this?
YOU Are sombody's Reason to Masturbate
paper due tomorrow write it in class
get shot in both legs carry wounded friend 5 miles
Why fear the unkown when it can fear you
It's only a war crime if your side doesn't win
TAke sleeping pills  pull an all nighter
keep being mistaken for osama bin laden become president and kill his ass
Trap hipster in car play justin beiber
better die on your feet than live on your knees
Had cancer it gave up
HAVE A STARING MATCH WITH sLENDERMAN
See a bear trap Teabag it
Christmas Shopping On the 24th
travel to iran sell bibles
Outnumbered? those Bastards are learning
PAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY
RIOTS IN LONDON ? MOVE TO LIBYA
A GHOST APPEARS STRANGLE IT
YOU DON'T NEED A NEW JOB NEW JOBS NEED YOU
Go To Hell Bring Air Conditioner
You are the result of over a million years of evolutionary success Act Like It
car hit me at 30mph i hit it at 60
Approach the white light unplug it
keep your friends close and your enemies tied up in your basement
Seize The DAY BY THE THROAT
She rejected you? her loss.
Order a big mac at burger king have it your way
See Ambush coming walk into it anyway
fat person takes up half your seat on the train tell them they're fat
The only thing holding you back is yourself
there are NO such things as difficult things either things take time or they don't
NEXT TIME SOMEONE SAYS 'GET A LIFE' TAKE THEIRS
Come to work late ask for raise
it's not about how hard you can hit it's about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward
Expect Nothing Gain everything
remember that guy who gave up? neither does anyone else
FISTS Dont run out of ammo
Play Peek-a-Boo With Weeping Angels
RAIN AND WIND AT RALLY? THOR IS ON OUR SIDE.
One more drop of sweat in training is one less drop of blood in battle
Lost everything? NOW YOU ARE FREE TO DO ANYTHING!
God gave me abs of Dough I Forged them into steel
You don't need 299 extra dudes to hold off a thousand nations of the persian empire
go swimming up a waterfall
lose weight gain it back to show you can lose it again
if your enemies are tough as nails become the hammer
public restroom
Professional Russian assasination squad breaking into your house ask how they want their coffee
hipster thinks peace and weed are the solutions punch him
Bite off more than you can chew swallow whole
THE GAME You won it
Eat Clay
If she's single you're against the world if she's taken there's only 1
This day is just like all the others Yours
Have courage to like this
Not later
Oh you got a deep cut? Apply salt and quit your bitching
Fool me once
MAke your threats i need something to make me laugh
HANG THEM WITH THE CHAIN THEY ENSLAVE YOU WITH
Having a Disability Is only playing life in hard mode...
LiFE GIVES YOU LEMONS DEMAND SECONDS
Life just got harder MUst have   leveled up
fear comes from the brain courage comes from the heart
Bit by zombie... Zombie turns into you
better to die on your feet than live on your knees
see chuck norris teach him to punch properly
If you can't beat them
YOU WERE BORN AN ORIGINAL DON'T BECOME A COPY
hit rock bottom? bounce
So you've hit rock bottom a solid foundation
YOU DON'T GET THE JOB MAKE YOUR OWN COMPANY
TAKE OFF SHIRT COOK BACON
Have Phone Sex AT A PARTY
Bring Knife to  gun fight kill them with shoe
you: 20 death:      0 happy birthday
the doctors called it cancer i called it a challenge
Live every week like it's shark week
if your answer is wrong then make it right
make meme and dislike it knowing it will still end up at the top of the page
What dosen't kill you just made it's last mistake
avoid hangovers stay drunk
life gives you lemons? Find life
you are never taller than when you stand up for yourself
YOU: 31  Death: 0 F*ck Yeah       Happy Birthday
the greatest thing since sliced bread is sliced enemies
sees girl he likes talks to her
no-one is taller than the last man standing
Go black friday shopping buy whats not on sale
you can die a hero or live long enough to call yourself a coward
Born with physical disability playing life in hard mode!!
turn in test here's your answer key
YOU SAY 'BLOODBATH' I SAY 'BATH'
talk to her you've got nothing to lose but your virginity
Cop pulls you over let him off with a warning
dont leave a  mark on the world leave a SCAR
Due tomorrow? do tomorrow!
Take a knife to a gun fight stab them while there laughing
caught stealing food look them in the eye and eat it all
Make MemeS DON'T VOTE
season your food with pepper spray
get sent to the principal give them a lecture
YOU: 21. DEATH: 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Life Begins Where Your comfort zone ends
What doesn't kill you Is going to die horribly
fall on your face laugh at the ground
No food in fridge eat the fridge
see insanity wolf become his friend
If someone says you can't do it Prove them wrong
cooking timer? use smoke detector
pull an all-nighter without caffeine
if the going gets tough curb stomp its teeth in
Nothing is Impossible when it's spells 'i'm Possible'
bottle up emotions molotov cocktail
the tears are the weakness leaving your body
BITE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW THEN CHEW IT
accused of trolling? keep on rollin'
die trying or try dying
GET DIARRHEA FROM A RESTAURANT EAT THERE UNTIL YOU ARE IMMUNE
even if you fall you're still moving forward
Lead a horse to water. Make it drink
shark attack we're having seafood tonight
WHEN YOU LOOK LIKE THOR
I Messed with the bull
The Only reason you sleep at night is because the world needs an 8-hour break from your awesomeness.
Write Article that Makes them angry Then write another
Meets insanity wOlf  Spits in his Coffee
someone sends you to a hospital send them to hell
you're right
Friend Zone Fiona asking for guy advice? Sabotage and claim her as your own.
stupid courage wolf meme caption? Put it up anyway
went to bk got a big mac
Pain is temporary Glory is eternal
your attempt may fail but never fail to make an attempt
There is only one god
Hangover? God's Way of telling you you kicked ass last night
fight against sea waves make them surrender
ITS NOT arrogance You are beter than them
Goes on Disney Channel's site WITHOUT PARENT'S PERMISSION
if you're going through hell stop for lunch
trying is not failing failing is not trying
feeling lonely? welcome to the top
Trample the weak hurdle the dead
You're an army of one Declare war
Get shot in the head shake it off!
two black guys at the urinals TAKE THE URINAL IN THE MIDDLE
find the line and cross it
If you never give up You never lose
LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS EAT THEM RAW
better to die of thirst than drink from the cup of mediocrity
pain  is weakness leaving the body
Occupy Everything Never Leave
give up when it gets hard? what if your dad had done that
born with disadvantages playing life on hard mode
LIFE GETTING TOUGH?? GOD'S TRAING YOU TO BECOME THE ULTIMATE WARRIOR
you know what pain means? It means you're not dead yet!
woke up and pissed excellence time to replenish fluids
out of bullet proof vests? chicks dig bullet wounds
...and whenever ye walk thru the valley of the shadow of death look for prey
eat coal shit diamonds
my cancer died of me
GET INTO SIX CLASSES   PASS SEVEN!
PUsh your body until it breaks THEN PUSH HARDER
it isn't what it is it is what you make it
Lets turn that frown INside out!
Bullied paraplegic? stand up for yourself
PAIN IS TEMPORARY GLORY IS FOREVER
TAKE AN ARROW TO THE KNEE KEEP ADVENTURING
Fall Down seven times stand up eight
Make Coffee Use Fire
The only thing I collect are the TEARS of my FALLEN ENEMIES
Fight Fire With your fists
hurricane coming go to the beach while wearing an open parachute while screaming 'come at me bro'
tired in movie lay head on stranger
Life Give You Sharp End of stick Return it through its eye
Show them your heart THen SHOW THEM THEIRs
go to furry convention as a dragon
punch a deathclaw in the face
Bring a knife to a gun fight stab them while they are laughing
pain turning into glory the meaning of life
Down a case of monster Go to sleep
Knows may get downvoted Tries to help bring back meme anyway
Gets stabbed by Knife KniFe starts bleeding
dont fear the dark... conquer whats in it
eat insanity shit courage
you don't have the stones for it you have boulders
You are the result of 4 billion years of evolutionary success act like it
RUN AT 3PM IN PHOENIX SHOW SUN WHO'S BOSS
You:20 -Death:0 happY Birthday
EXPECT LESS FROM OTHERS AND MORE FROM YOURSELF
never surrender die if you have to
nothing to lose means nothing but gain
who cares if you are not her type 'her type' is not the right type
You: 16 Death: 0 Happy birthday
There is no 'i' in Team But there is one in W'i'n!
hiccups are when air is scared of your lungs
be as subtle  as a thunderstorm
Can't take it anymore? Then give it
EXHAUSTED PLENTY OF TIME TO REST WHEN I'M DEAD
Bring a knife to a gunfight? who needs a knife?
Delete system 32 windows still runs like a boss
update your facebook status then like it
i didn't say it would be easy I said it would be worth it
LIVE FAST GROW OLD
Perfect wasn't good enough
I PLAY TWISTER WITH LEGOS INSTEAD OF CIRCLES
Dog shits on your lawn. shit on dog.
Someone says 'bite me' Bite them
The greater the chance of death the greater the journey
goes camping to chernobyl
It's not aids It's weaponized semen
cought between rock and a hard place
TURN OFF autocorrect
break a leg walk it off
No one will remember what you said They'll remember what you did
Cops pull you over let them off with a warning
Your fists never run out of ammo
Awesome is a synonym for you
going through hell? conquer it!
Tell insanity wolf he's retarded
Only dead fish go with the flow
Q: how awesome can you be? a: trick question - there is no limit
Girlfriend sleeps with best friend sleep with her mom
strangers walking at your direction attack first
PARALYZED FOREVER? MOVE
Empty bank account and gas tank road trip
Get pulled over give the cop a ticket
I'm not missing the bowl I'm marking my territory
pain is inevitable suffering is optional
When in doubt do it!!!
passed driving test drunk
win at all costs their costs
SEARCH OUT ALL OF YOUR FEARS AND DESTROY THEM.
end the zombie apocalypse with your thumb
see solar eclipse challenge it to staring contest
open the vault eat the kraken for breakfast
If someone says you can't do it Prove them wrong
inner demons? Sounds like an army
kill bear with rock eat both
Why ask her to prom when you can tell her instead
roses are red
DONT STOP UNTIL THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN DEFEAT YOU IS YOURSELF
be a one-man army even if you got boobs
Get Rejected Move on
BITE THE BULLET DIGEst the gun
wrap towel on head enter an airport
Someone Threatens you for no reason? Give that m****RF****r a reason!
5'4' nba player
Constipated Push Harder!
GetS waTerboarded Finds it refreshing
ten minutes to save the world thats nine more than I need
Cancel World of war craft account Get laid
Go to McDonald's Try to unionize employees
go to concert tell band you're performing instead
Climb the highest mountain punch the face of god
fish in a barrel? climb in and drown them
don't ask tell
get shot shoot self twice to one up
get a boner sleep on your front
Eat soup with a fork!
Life hands you lemons make scotch
Hard decision to take? choose both
they call it cancer i call it a challenge
recieve a poorly wrapped present from a man of muslim orientation open it
Girl says I remind her of her dead brother I will Ask her out.
Live so that when you start each day The Devil Says 'Oh Shit
stop dreaming about the startup life start living it
KEEp trying until You stop failing
READ THE ENTIRE BOOK WHILE ON FIRE
Contract aids give it back
if life asks for your all give it even more
Your MIND IS YOUR DOMAIN WITHIN IT
I can't go to Hell Satan still has a restraining order against me.
the doctors call it terminal i call it a challenge
explosive diarrhea and only one square of toilet paper?!? challenge accepted!
eat coal shit diamonds
Get PHD in Sociology Still Attend Church
Girlfriend on period? Eat it out
The more you sweat in training the less you bleed in battle
Not the elevator the stairs!
PEOPLE TRYING TO BEAT YOU DOWN? THEYRE ONLY INTIMEDATED THAT YOUR ABOVE THEM
Yesterday is gone. Tomorrow sHall never come today is eternal!
4 VS 5 Make them surrender
lIFE GIVES LEMONS kICK ITS ASS. SEE IF IT MAKES SAME MISTAKE AGAIN
Nice guys finish last winners finish on her face
arm gets cut off use as club
Fills bowl to the top with cereal Now time for the milk!
brings knife to gunfight still wins...
Got shot Good
The fight isn't over  before you win
rock bottom? dig deeper.
run into deathclaw walk away with new gauntlet
if the u.s army can do it then so can you
Impossible? more like a fitting challenge
Heavy rain while driving a new convertable speed up and leave the top down
loss is only in my enemy's dictionary
Shave Without shaving cream
Face immovable object Become unstoppable force.
Failure is a stepping stone not a tombstone
Dont have floss use barbed wire
Make up for Inexperience With confidence
Choose something you aren't qualified for Do it anyways
go where you fear to go for in the absence of fear
You're here because your ancestors were bad ass don't DISAPPOINT them
play five finger fillet with a chainsaw
Death just another form of quitting
i don't get older i level up!
It burns when you pee? Drink it to become stronger
Get disease that eats muscles Challenge Accepted
it takes more muscles to frown than to smile optimists are weak
Noobs work till they get it right Pros work till they cant get it wrong
At least one girl MASTURBATES thinking of you
receive Fatal Wound Live Anyway
dared to do the impossible do it twice
What doesn't kill you dies horribly
last lap of the race: 8th place finish line: 1st
Sick? I prefer to call it a viral siege on my body
broken leg? walk it off
reads creepypasta before bed gets a good night's sleep
It's not a wolf that you're staring at it's a mirror!
there is nothing to fear but yourself
You:30 Death:0 Happy Birthday
life is tough be tougher
bully picks on you at school? hit'em in the nuts!
Delete system 32 Windows still works like a boss
What do you wish you had done in the past? Well
Carry on my wayward son
Cross that bridge when you come to it And burn that bridge when you cross it
DON'T HINT DEMAND
Scared of Clowns? We're going to the circus.
MASTURBATE WITH SCISSORS FEEL NO PAIN
presented with foolish challenge risk life
pAIN IS TEMPORARY  GLORY IS ETERNAL
I killed death so hard he started living
DO EVERYTHING YOU CAN AND THEN EVERYTHING YOU CAN'T
Armed man walks into my house sucks to be him
Stub your toe on a table? burn the table
STILL MAD ABOUT YOUR EX DUMPING YOU? DO BETTER IN LIFE TO SPITE HER
weight of the world on your shoulders? do squats
she's out of your league because you deserve better
Guess what? I trained Macgyver.
boss says use less paper make origami at work
man tries to rob your house sucks for him
can't is the cancer of happen
When Things need fixing get the big-hammer
life's getting hard god fears your progress
need to destroy the one ring slip n' slide into mordor
beats ninja gaiden without dying...  for 8 bit nes.
scream against the wind the wind stops
BUY TESLA FILL IT WITH GAS
watch 2 girls 1 cup while eating chocolate ice cream
sneezes blesses people around hım
got a boner in class there were no survivors
Caught masterbauting looks you in the eye and finshes
Nothing is taller then the last man standing
Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try Again. Fail Better.
Enter Finals with more courage than knowledge
What Doesn't kill you Should try harder next time
Your bite and bark Are equally deadly
Forever alone? a Lone wolf
Pain? Weakness Leaving the body
just been shot? throw the bullet back at em
You: 21   Death: 0 Happy Birthday
use your fISTS NEVER RUNS OUT OF AMMO
Walk into vegetarian restraunt demand meat
go to heaven  take your place as god
become politician  dont get bought out
Fear is for animals
turn the other cheek So he can smash his other fist
Dear cancer Challenge accepted
ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE? ABOUT DAMN TIME.
Rude driver cut you off? Destruction mode: on.
You see a graveyard I see a zombie spawn zone
PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE YOU WILL BE A HERO
tonight we dine at our encampment while our enemies don't eat anything because they're dead
DON'T DISCRIMINATE KILL EVERYONE
go to work leave work
Gtfo of bed brain cannot be trusted
GROWING OLD ISN't so bad I've beaten Death 24 times
Don't want to date me? Your loss
Every Second you procrastinate your enemy gets that much stronger
TALK ABOUT NAZIS DON'T APOLOGISE
outnumbered
Don't you ever think You're not worth what you know you deserve
you can have all the leave you want when you're dead
Kick me while I'm down I'll break your leg
big guy is cutting infront of you in the line cut infront of him
What kills you tickles me
smallest guy in the gym Move the most weight!
Bite off more than you can chew Swallow it whole
In hell Blast your way up tO heaven
walks into prison WHAT'S UP... my niggas
what doesn't kill you is going to regret it later
microsoft stopped support for windows xp? use linux
DON'T GIVE IN TO TEMPTATION mAKE TEMptation give in to you
Those who can't criticize those who can
Teacher tells you to be quiet give her detention
Go to sleep monster in closet calls its parents
The question isn't who's going to let me It's who's going to stop me?
SaYs your close-minded tell them you respect their opinion
have sex with aids infected hooker hooker is now healthy as a baby
Relationship over? Move on!
'Sorry
Relish the pain; You know you're alive.
school bully pushes you laugh and throttle him
See courage wolf posters for sale buy them all
Watch My Little Pony Do College Presentation about it
bite OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW THEN CHEW IT!
success is a decision
Lose at russian roulette play for double or nothing
why ask her out when you can tell her
EAT DEFEAT TASTE VICTORY
big jock problem? run under them and punch upwards!
SMILE LIKE THIS IN YOUR FIRST GRADE SCHOOL PHOTO STICK EM ALL AROUND THE SCHOOL
Throw me to the wolves  and I'll return leading the pack
hard to put a woman in video games? put two
Go pee in the morning difficulty - Master
Can't live like courage wolf? crawl back into your momma's belly
THESIS DEFENSE? THESIS OFFENSE
Death Before Defeat!
Stand Straight Not Straightened
it's not a matter of whether you can get away with it it's a matter of whether you let them get away with stopping you
invade iran solo
god gave you life show him what a good choice he made
Mary had a little lamb... had.
Go to hell after death Fight your way to the world of the living
LOST IN THE JUNGLE? A NEW KINGDOM TO CONQUER
life gives lemons Kick life's ass
clean room cant find anything
going through hell keep going!
Birth a pack of wolves raise them to be like you
Once i met god i showed him a few things
drive to school park in principle's spot
Bite off more than you can chew THEN CheW IT!
they said you should fail. not today
Snapped a pencil sharpen for two pencils
Stay alive anyone can die
PEE WITH DOOR OPEN AT SCHOOL
Friend says only food that makes you cry is onions... So you take coconut and throw it at his face
if you don't believe in yourself believe in me who believes in you
Live today
if war is hell you're gonna own satan
world ends in 2012 be a survivor
when you take an arrow to the knee retire the arrow from adventuring
played starcraft and beat koreans diablo 3 released
sORE THROAT AND FEVER? Gives a kickass singing and beatboxing performance
Hit By a car? Run it over
didn't study for an exam kidnap the teacher
GET DIAGNOSED WITH ADHD CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Cowards pull out real men pound it in harder
I will fight for you Till my heart stops beating
You:24 death:0 happy birthday
LION ENTERS HOME CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT
there's a man down? time to man up
I didn't say it would be easy I said it would be worth it
Kick Today's Ass!
there is no fear that can't be made afraid
Gets jumped hospitalizes thief
skip oil changes forever
OP is correct feast on troll
Battlefield 3? I play real war
no man is worth your tears and one that is won't make you cry...
RAIN FALLS AND WETS THE DIRT  warriors blood flies up and soaks Gods feet
Late for work? Stop time
When the going gets tough the tough get napalm.
Pain is temporary Failure is forever
Play Solitaire With a Gun
if someone steals you girlfriend steal their life
You've never been hunting unless you've killed a tiiger with only a pocket knife
Don't think of something as blocking your path Think of it as TESTING YOUR RESOLVE!
tell her she makes the dress look fat
FLOSS YOUR TEETH SO YOU CAN KILL YOUR ENEMIES AND EAT THEM
REvenge is best served cold Bundle up.
Throw a party invite the cops
Broke
VISITS IRAQ GIVES NEW TESTAMENT BIBLES TO ISIS
Mugger holds you at gun point Challenge his resolve
BUY PROTIEN POWDER!! SNORT IT!
stare into the sun burn holes in it with your eyes
She has a boyfriend?     play it like soccer man past the goalie and score
TELL FRIENDS WHO STUDIED THAT YOU DIDNT gET A HIGHER SCORE THAN THEM
When life gives you lemon beat it to death with lemons
Gets zit draws circle around it and an arrow pointing to it
You're the resule of 4 billion years of evelutionary success Act like it!
Don't research essay Bend references to your will
mom walks in on u and girlfriend ask her to hold the camera
TAKE AN ARROW TO THE KNEE KEEP ON ADVENTURING
Took and arrow to the knee killed the bastard who shot it with the same arrow
That man was an adventurer Until He took me to the knee
attack his weakspot? oh please!
when your parent walk in while your masterbating look at them in the eyes and finish
order pizza pay with snakes
You: 14   death:0 happy birthday!
accidentally ate gum survived off of gum for the remaining 6 years
EAT LIGHTNING SHIT SUCCESS
Challenge to count to infinite did it descending. Twice!
FINISHED 65 PAGES OF COURAGE WOLF DOING THEM ALL OVER AGAIN
take an arrow in the knee keep adventuring
can't sleep tonight go on a run at 4am
Submit to meme sites? Let them submit to me
For every minute spent in organizing
get picked last for dodge ball murder the other team
you haven't died yet odds are in your favor
Bike gets stolen run everywhere instead
sister walks in on you jacking off stare her in the eyes and finish
challenge the sun to a staring contest and win!
today is the day To pursue your dreams
revive a dying enemy slit his throat before he says a word
tsunami is coming  preparre your surfboard
A bear in the woods? ATTACK!
Eat babies use tobasco
take a penny give a quarter
bullies hurting your feelings take their's as compensation
they judge you with their eyes judge them with your fists
Dance Punch anyone who thinks you're bad.
BEAT UP GOD TAKE HIS LUNCH MONEY
Pain is temoprary Glory is Forever
economic crisis? bet it all on red.
got waterboarded found it refreshing
bring a knife to a gun fight throw it aside
You 45:Death 0 happy b-day
whatever doesn't kill you is about to die
mine field do not enter STRIDE
See the light Turn it off
Need a challenge? Confuddle philosoraptor
death knocking on your door? welcome him
German tanks get nerfed? Only plays german tanks!
life is tough challenge God fears your progress
i fear fear because i dont know it
play temple run your way kill the monkeys and raise their children as your own
walk into bear cage come out with new coat
get homesick start a famiily
got a noob team? pentakill by yourself
Talk shit about your teacher and then realise that they're right there keep talking
walk into a synagogue yell merry christmas
went to the shrink he feels much better now
i'm alive and i'm proud about that
waiter brings tofu dog? eat waiter
Failed all classes this semester take em again. Straight A'S.  mOVE FORWARD
Go to the DMV Make them wait
If it's good
INNER DEMONS? STRENGTH IN NUMBERS
Go To burger king walk out with mcrib
Kill dragons with your FIST
Monitoring study hall
machiavelli said that it's better to be feared than loved show him how it's done by being both
Friends catch you dancing to bieber... Take off shirt and keep dancing.
Don't have time Make time
When Life hands you lemons sell for profit
You watch Jersey shore? your life is pointless
not later now
no money? invade france
Go for walk in countryside shoot anyhting that looks at you funny
Bring a knife to a gun fight Stab them while they're laughing
TWEnty-two years ago to this day they released the kraken
diagnosed with cancer challenge accepted
think about the game still win
Got rejected from university of your dreams make them regret it
the sting of defeat is nothing compared to the regret of having never tried
Volunteer to fight in ww2 Hitler suicides
bite off more than you can chew swallow it whole
Autism? Try awesome-tism!
life gives you lemons you throw them back and punch him in the face
Fear is a reflex Courage is a choice
the  enemy of my enemy will live forever because he's me
Whenever someone says to go to hell take them with you
The best way out is always through
Block punches with your face
no upvotes on a meme create 1
Goes to the bar asks the bouncer for his i.d.
Goes to class Ends up teaching it
that door you kicked in was locked to protect you from me
Why ask her out when you can tell her
doesn't play call of duty lived it
fight fire with fire with fire
When you meet a bear
champions train hard and compete easy others do it the opposite way
If you can’t beat them then beat them harder
DOctors give you two weeks: break every guiness book world record the next day
Before you learn to walk You must learn to win
Make awkward eye contact Hold it
If life gives you Lemons you make orange juice and leave life wondering how the hell you did that.
WHat i feel when shooting terrorists recoil
i didn't say it was going to be easy i said it would be worth it
while killing a dragon took an arrow to the knee pulled it out and killed the dragon with it
Bit by snake Snake dies
They won't respect you Until you give them a reason to
monday hunt it down
You can try and kill me but you will never break me
Took arrow to the knee kept adventuring
Eat shit Shit food
Compilation Error rewrite a correct compiler
solar eclipse blinds only the weak
he took my crayons i took his life
Cop pulls out a taser take him on with a minigun
marry a video game character become one with the matrix
Seize the day By the throat
born a male become a man
win the tour the france on a bike with no wheels
NO ONE LAUGHS AT JOKE CONTINUE TO TELL IT
4th and Long? Run it
Born with one arm gonna be nba pro
have phone sex in bed .....next to girlfriend
shadows of the past? bleak memories? stop crying and move on
Invest in Gold it has never been worth zero
to them
WHAT DOESN'T KILL YOU BETTER RUN AWAY
Caught the fLu ThrEw It back!!!
many enemies and not a single friend? playing life in single player mode
'Talk to the hand' start talking
Devil takes you to hell VIVA LA REVOLUTION
Boring day Hangs out with insanity wolf
Gets bit by a werewolf WEREWOLF turns into you
24 hours to live starts war and peace unabridged!
FIX LIFE TODAY
i DON'T CARE ABOUT HOW GREAT YOU WERE sHOW ME HOW GREAT YOU ARE
The world is against me it wouldnt be fair otherwise
CHUCK NORRIS DIALS 911... MY PHONE RINGS.
Do something that scares you every DAY untill you are the bravest person on earth!
excuses are nails in the house of failure
shit in a public toilet with the door open
take an arrow to the knee don't care
hot girls want to have threesome with you Refuse
Teacher tells you to be quiet give her detention
overwhelming odds? i'd say more dead body from the opposing force
People who talk at your back are behind you
Mom Catches me smoking pot asks her if she wants a hit
Get rid of the pain of being a man Become a beast
the enemy of my enemy dies next
You: 23  Death 0 Happy Birthday
Become balrog
crossing memes? challenge accepted
GET your arms cut off choke the guy to death
IT's dangerous to go alone take this vicious wolf
PLAY DWARF FORTRESs WIN THE GAME
PAIN IS JUST A MESSAGE IM HOLDING ALL CALLS
meet honeybager make him give a sh*t
vote for yourself for president
friends asks you to do the cinnamon challenge you ask friend to do the razor challenge
pain Is fear leaving your body
real men wear pink and eat it
After eating thankgsiving dinner drink coke and mentos
respect is not given it is eaten
See Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick him
an obstacle is only something you haven't torn through yet
gunfight? Bring a knife!
Pain Is weakness escaping the body
Take an arrow to the knee pull it out and send it back without a bow
Everything downhill from here? Use the inertia to your advantage
ROCK BOTTOM? A SOLID FOUNDATION
opponent has 87 point lead still not worried
Thinking about how things are pointless?  How things used to be better? The reason things aren't better now is because you think they are pointless
Worry about intergalactic war Start one anyway
sign says dont step on grass you smash the sign with your feet
Brushes Teeth Drinks Orange Juice IMMEDIATELY After
Gamer Loses eyesight turns off aim-assist
insured by russian mafia you hit me
if you're not elligable for the death penaty your life has no meaning
see man in wheelchair at top of a hill steal wheelchair to get down faster
when in doubt flash grenade
Work is more fun than fun
get shot in the head shake it off
take what you can destroy the rest
sign says don't do it do it
creepers blowin up your house rebuild in obsidian
PAIN It's what's for breakfast
make insanity wolf cry
construction
asking her out is giving her an option
iT HURTS ME TO KEEP GOING bUT iT PAINS ME EVEN MORE TO STOP
She has a boyfriend she can have two
why fear the unknown when you can conquer it
zombies at your door go outside
Looters stealing your shit? Bite their faces off.
broken rib yeah
boss mad im late he forgot im the boss
Defy death disregard safety
'Look at all those hostiles!' no . . . You mean kills!
No man lives forever? challenge accepted!
Surrounded? now you can attack in any direction
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS GIVE IT LEMONAIDS
leak documents then leak on documents
You can do it Now do it
MAKES A MEME DOWNVOTES FOR EXTRA CHALLENGE
simply walks into mordor
Howling at the moon? Challenging it!
life isn't about kissing ass
Mute? Don't need to talk to beat life!
My enemy wants me to kneel? Bad idea
Pain. If No one gives it to you You just have to take it
If life gets hard the world is just trying to compensate for your awesomeness
going to a gun fight... bringing a bigger gun
Goes to college dance... actually dances
gets punched attacker's wrist is broken
If your going to kill me Make sure I stay dead
YOu wanna have sex ask for consent
what fails to kill you is gonna fail to survive
Pick an impossible task  make it look easy
JOINS FIGHT CLUB TALKS ABOUT IT
SUICIDE IS A PERMANENT SOLUTION TO A TEMPORARY PROBLEM
Sleep is for the weak and the dead You are neither
Find absolute zero then divide by it
runs into president waits for apology
Not Going to antartica? No Problem /Teleport
knowing is half the battle the other half is kicking ass
When life gets harder you must have just leveled up
Bit by wild dog Gives it rabies
an armed man broke into my house now he's just legged
I smell like I sound I'm lost and I'm found And I'm hungry like the wolf
I cut my fingernails with a lighter
see that crocodile? new bag for you're wife
Pain is temporary Glory is forever
wild mew appears use normal pokeball
buy silver & gold Crash banksters
when life gets harder you must've just leveled up
Something to EXPENSIVE? Take their arm and leg
facing your worst fear? you're at the final boss
Get 300 men and fight millions of persians catch all arrows and dine in hell
put on the one ring ring turns invisible
lıfe not gıvıng you anythıng? than take ıts lıfe
you are not promised tomorrow... so what are you going to do today?
when hell dies it comes to me
Once more into the fray
BITE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW SWALLOW IT WHOLE
life gives you lemons irish potato famin
what was Kim Jong Il is Now Kim Jong Dead
Stab your neighbor with wooden stake he died. he was a vampire
pass the exam with more courage than knowledge
Back AGAINST the wall? Nowhere to fall.
get to wave 99 solo in zombies with the m1911
i dont fail i learn
CHOKING ON STEAK? WASH IT DOWN WITH MORE STEAK
go to class late leave early
Oh no I'm Choking  Don't help i'll swallow it
See some sharks ride the bitches
cant understand what teammate wrote for c ++ project rewrite the whole thing
The comfort zone is closed for renovations
bite off more than you can chew then chew it
You : 20 Death : 0 Happy Birthday
Armed man enters home now he has no arms or legs
A regret is a lesson never learned
ANARCHO-CAPITALISM Fight the state
milk expired drink it anyway
fight against sea waves make them surrender
friends are for weaklings
You can Take a class twice but you only live once
Mom is in room click links in chat anyway
find a Wallstreet protester Pelt them  with loose change
I don't just play soccer I play kick ass
What do i bring to gunfights? butterknife and moonshine
Breath chlorine
YOGSCAST TO AMERICA GETS OFF LIMITS TOUR OF BATTLESHIP
unplug the microwave roast the TV dinner
burning garbage? use napalm
Being deported? get a cat
Advantages are taken not handed out
Let the frog in your throat eat the butterflies in your stomach
Build hellions against roaches Complain about balance
play russian roulette go first six times
they said you couldn't they lied out of fear
Knock Knock Come in.
Workout of the DAy I did them all
When you finish your work find some more so you can finish your enemies
i used to be an adventurer like you even when i took an arrow to the knee i was still a adventurer
teacher gives you a d f her
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY NOTHING.
takes lsd trip to disneyland
Real men fight with their fists Not caps Lock!
you can't spell courage without rage
walk into ambush with no weapons  be the only one that comes out alive
STRESSED ABOUT THE RELATIVES VISITING? AT LEAST YOUR COUSIN ISN'T INSANITY WOLF
YOU WILL WIN
YOLO? thats all i need
death told me it was my time i told him to get a new watch
NSFW? STILl safe for school
I could not Stop for death
ausa doesn't dismiss take that shit to trial
you:0 death:0 new game
die a hero's death live forver in legend
the blood on my costume is brown now because it's real
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL AND PERFECT TO ME.
told I need to get a life? take theirs
Barack Obama Has got nothing on me!
next time someone tells you to get a man take their's.
you: 0 death: 9982013 happy birthday death!
Ballsack threatened to be ripped off Rips it off himself and eats it
having no fear makes fear weak
go to hell come back with satan's head
with family watch ponies
TELL YOUR BOSS WHO is doing his work
Life is what you make it. so make it awesome.
Love your lover hate the haters
thinks e-mail is a virus opens it
teacher gives unjusticed marks to everyone go tehere and make justice happen!
crocodiles??? in my land we call them lacoste
when life gives you lemons shove the lemons in lifes face
BRING A KNIFE TO A GUNFIGHT? HACKS COMPLETED
rolls ankle dance 20's charleston
Locked in with a dragon and no weapon come out with a dragon mask
FOLLOW YOUR DREAMS CRUSH EVERYONE ELSE'S
Go 0 and 23 on MW3 Go 23 and 0 on mw3 the next match
meets an enemy laugh while you stare him
LIfe gives you lemons? Your eyes needed a drink anyway!
100% Administrative tactically
wORRIED ABOUT INFLATION INVEST IN AMMO
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS SHOVE THEM IN YOUR EYES!!
Fell of bed during fapping maintained erection
money can't you buy happiness but it can buy boats and hoes
EAT SHIT shit food
You are the result of 6 billion years of evolution Act like it
See Gank train coming Become the conductor
ride bike to school in february
Think you're safe? think again
the doctors called it cancer i call it a challenge
goes to the running of the bulls wears a red suit
1/3 of life in school for degrees Ceo or nothing
Fat Tuesday better run intervals up hill
Friends? I call them spare parts
you did not die life couldn't keep up with you anymore
follow your dreams mug them from behind
stomp mudholes in asphalt
life gives you lemons paint that shit gold
How others see you is not important It's how you see yourself that matters.
Spelling Bee f-u-c-k  y-o-u
when life gives you lemons
You've already done your best time to do better
Going through hell? Keep Going
life's not fair otherwise it'd be too easy
'She's out of your league' Nobody is out of your league
LET THEM COME DEATH AWAITS
sleep is what you do when you're tired of being awesome
Napoleon f****d Half of Europe With one testicle
Grim reaper comes to get you take him to hell
When in doubt pinky out
buy muni bonds smash up downtown
Meme pas sopa
let scumbag steve take your drunk
They MOCK you as a group murder them in their sleep
You are NOT the first to try to destroy me but you would be the first to succeed
do not make New Years Resolutions  Resolutions imply imperfection
be so courageous people replace chuck norris's name with yours in jokes
You don't have chuck norris blood chuck norris has your blood
seen every courage wolf?? get off computer and do something productive!!!
Go to hell TaKe over
rev up chainsaw shave
give the teacher homework
Eat justin bieber fart
Happiness is not enough demand euphoria!
played against barcelona messi ?
Plant bomb on the NEIGHBOURHOOD lETS' PLAY REAL COUNTER-STRIKE!
Go To Work hungover work hard.
face your problems don't facebook them
Enter bermuda triangle Walk out without a scratch
playing dragon force on expert without the guitar
fear no evil Evil fears me
why are you giving me lip i don't remember unzipping my pants
JACK OF ALL TRADES MASTER OF ALL OF THEM
LIFE'S UNFAIR UNTIL YOU GROW A PAIR
See a leopard change it's spots
extended essay due in an hour Why are you starting? You can wait 59 more minutes
pick 30 crimson nirnroot eats up them
Homework Due  tomorrow? Nah man
DOn't Wish it were Easier Wish you were Better
mugger asks for your wallet ask for his life
There is no i in team f*uck them i am the team
see ugly woman boner
only the strong get laid
No doesnt mean no no means try harder
Thomas edison failed 23 times when creating the lightbulb you have only failed once
grab the bull by the horns snap them off
Letter of Recommendation? Call Odin!
sun doesn't shine??? put fire in the moon
FALL IS NOT DEFEAT STAYING DOWN IS
EAT OBAMA SHIT CHANGE
brains are no match for balls
be a man shit with the door open
see cops tase EPic beard Man jump in and beat them till they bleed to death
nails are for breakfast
bold men take action smart men reduce them to fractions
Bite me! i dare you
warfare solves everything
cold feet? walk on fire!
LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS EAT THEM
do more with less
GET ELECTROCUTED  YOU JUST GOT OHMED
When you go to heaven
DRINK ALCOHOL BECOME INTERESTING
Work for 7 days god had to rest
When Life gives you lemons punch life in the face and demand something better!
DIE RUnnING? RUN TO SURVIVE
Break a leg walk it off
a leader leads by example not by fear
u KNow 'y u no' guy? i answered him all his questions
Go to hell sodomise the devil
DOn't talk about it DO IT
PUNCH CLOCKS KILL TIME
have diarrhea Fart
DownLoad Doctor who in hd watch in window
god gave me a weakness i gave it back
Plane drops atomic bomb throw it back at them
Girlfriend says she's celibate challenge accepted
Milk expired yesterday Drink it
'blood is freedom's stain it's about to get messy
Life gives you lemons make lemon grenades
catch the flu give it pneumonia
See werewolf in street try to outbite it
pregnant lady cuts in line a punch in the gut and she'll think twice
climb the highest mountain punch the face of god
doctor says no extreme physical activity run 5k instead of 10k
fart in an elevator pull the emergency switch
TOnight
Interview lady gaga call her stefani
heart attacK? take it like a man
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
wear a sheet dress better than hipster
Nothing wrong with the guy in a handicapped spot? Run his ass over!
read courage wolf memes new life philosophy
courage wolf even more inspiring than rocky movies
Fire ants bit you? Set them Ablaze!!!
uninvited houseguest? home defense protocols engaged!
9/10 small businesses fail start 10 small businesses
broken leg? walk it off!
you are immortal unless proven otherwise
Got off of reddit And talked to a girl
Helicopter Parents Eat their kids first
Everybody pities the weak  jealousy you have to earn
play the impossible quiz win the game
Gets a concussion STill takes Final exams
You are literally made of stardust from supernovae Now go be awesome
CUT ME THEN YOU BLAME ME FOR BLEEDIN' WON't see me beggin' and pleadin'
does stupid things fixes mistakes
watched cupcakes creepypasta still thinks its girly
Once i got killed  but i didn't die.
When life screws you up Screw life up!
Second place is the first loser
make my day i dare you
grieve not greatly though thou be touched a light for an after stroke is better if thou dare him smite
Clearing things up with Kaitlin? GO
If bitter cup does not pass
Pain is temporary Failure lasts forever
Killed a Deathclaw WITH A SILENCED .22 PISTOL
Zombies? Do you have any idea  How long i have been waiting for this?
take a bullet for a friend true courage achieved
Took Sword Dancing Lessons from a Mouse USE Skills  To WIN A FOOD FIGHT
if you can't beat 'em
YOU FEAR DEATH? DEATH SHOULD FEAR YOU
when life gets tough kick its ass
CRISIS STARES YOU IN THE FACE STARE RIGHT BACK AND GRIN
WHAT DOESN'T KILL ME BETTER RUN THE FUCK AWAY
she/he tries to break your heart tell her/Him to try harder
Cant repair shit ? Break Everything !
Shave
Gets surrounded happy
boy laughs at you for being a girl-gamer KICK HIS ASS AT HALO 4 ON LEGENDARY
Fear??? Save that shit for the scarecrows
Gets caught texting in class  Tells the teacher to wait for them to finish
Nothing is impossible when it spells 'i'm possible
If you can't beat them beat them because they're expecting you to join them so you have the element of surprise
broken hip
Papercut? practice
A head that doesn't bow must fall
PAIN IS TEMPORARY GLORY IS ETERNAL
Opens the door to jehovah's witnesses converts them
scp 682 coming your way?  fight it to the death and kill the dam thing!!!
Boyfriend broke up with you Break him up
next time someone tells you to get in the kitchen Grab a KNIFE!
im comming for you edward
Arrow to the knee: adventure ends bullet to the head: adventure begins
can't isn't possible
starts aquaplaning accelerates
shit in a public toilet with the door open
Travel to grim darkness of 41st millenium Turn lights on
Mosquito bites you Eat it! Take back what is yours!
When something knocks you down fall on top of it
you don't need to be a wolf to have the courage of one
chuck norris: he aint got nothin' on me
Crush ignoring you Tell Them 'I didn't want herpes anyways!'
check engine light turns on turns itself off out of fear
Live a life so awesome Westboro Baptist church wants to protest you
eat lightning shit thunder
Fall asleep on elm street beat down freddy krueger!!!
A healthy sandwich is one that doesn't kill you!!!
She's in a Relationship? challenge accepted!
GET UP YOU'RE NOT DONE YEt
girl asks 'does my bum look big in this?' Yes it does
the end is coming? make the end go back home!
lick your own elbow by ripping your arm off
kneel before god so you can bite his balls
fACING A TIER 10 TANK IN A TIER 8?! make him regret it!
Download the data Crunch that sh*t
She's taken? Less competition
Needed vasectomy D*i*y
Vasectomy? D I y
BEING UNATTRACTIVE PLAYING THE DATING GAME IN HARD MODE
SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR
LEROOOOOOY jENKINS!
is thrown into the lion's den crawl back out with a new fur coat and mittens
I have no shame only goals
His Name Was phil Coulson
The world burns around you eat pancakes
impossible
had an irregular heartbeat stuck A knife in electrical outlet problem solved
Failed a test? have sex with your teacher!
Mom didn't drink while pregnant i drank in the womb
They want you to fail because they don't want to be alone
Dont Hope for something to happen MAKE it happen
life is a given death is a choice
shake it more than three times still not finished
Turns into Ghost  Opens door when someone masturbating
Roll through the hood blast NPR
MASTURBATING
Stays the night at pedo bears house
live if you can!!! kill if you must!!!
the road is mine  enjoy the ditch
workers giving you hell send them to hell to work
no one takes animal law seriously? run for chair and show them animals need lawyers
Don't Look for reason create it
chop wood with fists
Not a laxbro? Lone wolfs forever!
CROSS THE ROAD DIDN'T LOOK
doctors said it was cancer i call it a challange!
honesty takes courage coward
one does simply kill scp-106
Quit MAgic: the gathering you gain 1 life
Goes gamping invites Slender man
FasHionably late Means being 15 minutes early
Watches tutorials finishes before the video
Don't call me baby or I'll rip your   throat out
go a week without internet appreciate real life
Go camping INvite Slenderman
Bring a knife to a gun fight drop the knife...come at me bro
friends say joke is not funny? tell it again
Team mate bleeding
No one is taller than you when you're on top of the world
Liquid/Envy told me I was banned once Once!
GOES INTO SHOOTOUT DOESN'T BRING GUN
caught cheating tell her its a hooker
Bites the hand that feeds it Then feeds on it
Eternal glory through momentary pain
eat dirt boost immune system and get nutrients
inflamed intestine? cut it out with scissors
Bite off more than you can chew then swallow it whole
eats coal craps diamonds
$8B on homeland security
don't wallow in the problems of your subordinates
if you can't stand the heat cook faster
People make fun o you MUTILATE THEIR faces
step on upside down plug? stamp on it and show it who's boss
You:22 Death:0 happy birthday
what doesn't kill you you kill it
3 TEAMMATES DOWN
IF YOU SEE ANYTHING YOU DON'T LIKE BREAK THROUGH IT LIKE A BOSS
BITES SPIDER BECOMES SPIDERWOLF
if your enemies are     tough as nails be the hammer
December 22 2012
If at first you fail you are a weakling
don't like mondays? follow your own calendar
you were told to go kill yourself came back to life and tried again
ME: 28 Life: 0
HAS ELEVENTH KID POSTS ABOUT IT ON NEOPETS
SHOVE COAL IN YOUR ASS SQUEEZE UNTIL YOU MAKE YOUR OWN DIAMONDS
PAIN LASTS ONLY A MOMENT SHAME LASTS FOREVER
In severe motorcycle accident  Walk HoMe 5 MI out of spite
Two Steps Foward
friends ask for a board game suggest 'search and destroy'
Good karma
Paper Cut Cauterizes it
IF IT HURTS DO IT HARDER
Feels lonely talks to people
throw stone hit every bird
No spoon SQueeze teabag with fist
if life gives you lemons dont make lemonade...make life take the lemons back
Goes to hell becomes the new devil
You: 24 Death:0 You're winning
you: 26    Death: 0 Happy birthday
MEET SCUMBAG STEVE BITE HIM IN THE ASS
It's not an addiction it's a training exercise for succeeding at failure
bitten by a snake snake dies!
world never ends in 2012? destroy it!
in china they are my food
left broken hearted so i destroyed love
Your GF wants a baby ? Give her twins. Using a condom
we didnt lose the game we just ran out of time
NO SHAVING CREAM PRESS DOWN HARDER
the hottest girl in school just broke up with me. I deserve better than her.
An armed MAN BROKE INTO MY HOUSE NOW HES ARMLESS
all work no play makes you stronger
see something scary
Freezing cold weather? Swim anyway!
Beat cinnamon challenge eat snickerdoodles for dessert
Your life falls apart Rebuild on the fallen corpses
You:27 Death:0 Happy b-day martin!
PARENTS WALK IN ON YOU MASTURBATING STARE THEM IN THE FACE AND FINISH
You killed my father Prepare for poetic revenge in the for of me wairing your ass as a hat!
Hear the window cleaner's ladder against window right before fap game on
you:30  death:0 happy birthday
SISTER HAVING SEX NEXT DOOR? INVITE HUYNH AND HAVE LOUDER SEX
Eat fire Shit ICE!
Want a miracle? be the miracle
EVER TRIED. EVER FAILED. NO MATTER. TRY AGAIN. FAIL AGAIN. FAIL BETTER.
major hip throw: left side
friends post embarassing picture of you make it your profile picture
When life gets tougher You must have just leveled up
IF YOU DON't FIND A WAY MAKE ONE!!
out of toilet paper use empty roll
Attend Gandalf's class pass.
pick a fight with chuck norris  and beat his ass bloody
simply walk into mordor
mosquito bites you eat it. take back whats yours
Stand beside or step aside.
Brings knife to gun fight still wins...
someone ignores you stare them down until they listen
You: 19  Death: 0 Happy Birthday
Sleep? It can take a Rest!
You: 17 Death: 0 Happy birthday
take an arrow to the knee put it through their skull
Goes 0 and 23 on MW3 Next match goes 23 and 0
WATCH LUCKY STAR IN PUBLIC
two minute long youtube ad watch it anyway
*dies in game* respawn!!!
I am courage wolf
whatever kills you makes you stronger
Life Being soft? Make IT Harder!
ask wife to swing with your mistress run for president
fail as governor run for president
smoked a cigarette put out of the language
Get raped in prison make everyone else in showers cry
winner know when to quit when they win
Campers are like gophers when they come out
They gave you the cold shoulder ? give them hell
angels and demons warred over your Perfection remember that
Excuses are the nails that built the house of failure
No 'i' in Team? Look Closer at 'te'a'm'
Brushing your teeth? Don't use the Toothbrush
One girl just wants to be friends
Tell your girlfriend She is fat!
Take differential EQuations final In Pen
She dumped you into a sea of legit
TOOK ARROW TO THE KNEE STILL AN ADVENTURER
life getting hard? God fears your progress
my teacher called it final exam. i called it challenge!
before learning to walk learn to win
He has a girlfriend? challenge accepted!
you didn't lose your job your job lost you
Has low health
Review games use the whole scale
lost in the wilderness for a month gain 10 pounds
You made it to University don't act stupid
Meets new classmates must share with them all
when Given an inch Take a mile
Think you need a job? Make one
the only thing i regret is making others feel inferior
Wants to change the world Changes it
I didn't say it was going to be easy I said it was going to be worth it
baby's coming. House
Can't make money with music stop whining and play guitar
Not on facebook like anyways
I know exactly what I must do now i just have to do it
WALK? NO. MOVE THE WORLD WITH YOUR FEET
TOO MUCH VODKA BETTER WASH THIS DOWN WITH  BEER
Pain is weakness leaving the body
WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH THE TOUGH CALL FOR CLOSE AIR SUPPORT
when life given you lemons don't make lemonade make life take the lemons back.
BABY LOOKS AT YOU FUNNY PUNCH IT IN THE FACE
Don't tell them to go to hell bring it to them
Captain abandoned ship? Get back on board
feel like nap work out instead
mary had a lil lamb had
sopa I'll eat you!
I don't stop when I'm tired I stop when I'm done
browses internet still gets laid
you can conquer the world if you conquer yourself!
inject morphine run a marathon
see 'beware of aggressive drivers' sign Begin evasive maneuvers
cover arizona in solar panels solve energy crisis
EnemY has the high ground Challenge accepted
stareing contest with lazor kitteh challenge accepted
stay sane inside insanity
resurrect dinosaurs solve world hunger
bio's getting hard because miller fears your progress
EXAM: 90% COURAGE 10% STUDY
No jobs for college grads starts business
Homeland gets nuked Survive
EAT AWESOME SHIT SUCCESS
Sometimes the hardest battle is against yourself
Laid off? more time for self-improvement
WHERE YOUR EXCUSES END IS WHERE YOUR SUCCESS BEGINS
fall on your face leave dent in the ground
have your leg amputated can still walk it off
Anything Short of Everything Is Failure
DROPS PASSPORT IN TOILET USE ANYWAY
make james bond a martini stir it!
Take arrow to the knee keep adventuring
When life gives you lemons give life hell
buy a house pay in pennies
EAT justin bieber  shit cupcakes
Bite off your Friend's pinky Hold it as collateral for the promise made
WALK INTO MORDOR
what doesn't kill you will wait till your asleep
mordor? Havn't had a vacation in years
SHOWER ON A COLD DAY DRIP DRY
date turned off by swaggering increase swaggering
everyone is sorry for me that i lost her after a 1 year relationship NO ! I lost one day
Look Middle eastern Be late for flight and sprint to gate
men don't LIE  TELL her to lose weight
friends found you uncool and left you thought they'd never leave
Spoiled FOOD Kill it  With sriracha
Nuclear launch detected Warp in carriers
It's 2012. Buy Savings bonds.
OCCUPY HER BEDROOM
make spelling error in meme change the word in every dictionary in order to fit your mistake
when life give you lemons demand oranges. or else...
when run out of water in desert drink sand
kill an alien drink its' blood
use a ninja as a model for life drawing
incomming nuclear warhead? hide in the frigerator and survive
go to your boss demand their job
Forgot battering ram? use forehead
get stomped on by giants break their feet
play chess win from checkmate
play real life like a video game
The sky is just another wall smash it
caught cheating? Propose 3-way
declare love like you'd declare war
Do a check mate on the first move!
better than link
Your will builds empires
Take an arrow to the knee Be still an adventurer
go to africa bring KFC
Take the grinch's Heart of Coal Shove it up his Ass
Open your mind read
FALL ON YOUR FACE LAUGH AT THE GROUND
The only reason for failure is not trying
Need more mana cast anyways
Failed drug test? study harder
Overtaking other vehicles assess risk based on probability not visibility of other traffic
go to war get called op
You have a highlight reel It's called 'THOR'
Screw the rules the soul of the courage wolf is guiding you
YOU 21 DEATH 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY
a mugger tried to take my wallet once once!
BE A MAN!!! ITS GOOD FOR YOU!!!!!
suffering from obesity Eat yourself
Eat bricks shits houses
Life is tough be tougher
the best way out is always through
Death's At the door slam it in his face
COMMIT TAX FRAUD GAIN CREDIT SCORE!
CAT GOT YOUR TONGUE TAKE IT BACK
Heart Shattered? Airplane Glue That Shit Back Together!
take girl out for indian food have buttsex
get an erection in class ask to do a problem on the board
KILL THOSE RESPONSIBLE RECORD A VIDEO OF IT
Die first then quit
drink coke with mentos
Eat lightning  SHit thunders
Drink case of redbull hibernate
Shit gets real Whenever you take a step.
see creeper in house punch in groin for thrills
I sense you got a lotta problems
bite chuck norris end
caught missing the toilet seat tell them to clean it up
if you happy and know it you are crazy
start a snowball fight beat them with an avalanche
Being bullied? then you may be the f***ing reason why condoms were invented!
Wear Chinos pee in pants
obama calls it military withdrawl i call it nothing left to kill
YOu are only held back by your fear
there is nothing to fear but me myself
COLLECT ESSAYS GRADE AND RETURN THEM THE SAME DAY
I scaled everest meh
make your disability their mental roadblock
study high
show that you're the boss by pissing in the middle of the toilet
YOU'RE UP. YOUR OBSTACLES BETTER PRAY FOR RAIN!
SKIP 4 DRILLS GET PROMOTED
TOFU!?? GTFO
First Lunch For miller or else
Anti-gay parents? Come out anyway
Uncertainty? Make it Certain.  On Principle.
Make stupid meme caption put it up anyway!
ALL YOUR BASE ALWAYS BELONGED TO ME!!
ALL YOUR BASE ALWAYS BELONGED TO ME!!
wait! you may be ready go past the wolf stage. but the boy is still just a pup.
Steal Jeff Mann's Carrot Cake Eat it in his face
play monopoly in this economy!!!
pain is weakness leaving the body
ultra wide shot boom anyways
Take shit Don't wipe
Meet His Wife For SeX!
attempt high-end gaming on a mac
No trouble no worries
hipsters become mainstrem watch them explode
race kenyans win
you eat your goddamn steak
When Life gives you lemons Throw them back
Play a game and beat it... to a bloody pulp!
An obstacle is only something You haven't torn through yet
Have cake and eat it too
Eat Shit AND LIVE
so you think you're superman
You know you've always been a bad-ass everyone else strives to be you
Play Russian Roulette with a beretta.
Thirsty in the desert? drink your own blood!
WHEN GOD GIVES YOU LEMONS THEN YOU FIND A NEW GOD!!!
Power Thirst 400 Babies
sex isnt a statement
3v1? Triple KILL
money wont make you free only you can make you free
Go to class without paper
Courage Wolf? Nope. Chuck Testa.
punched by chuck norris he spontaneously combusts
god helps those who help themselves what the hell are you waiting for?
I will step on you to win
RARE
your opponent has a monster attack him directly
little red ridinghood? sucks to be her
Familiarity breeds comtempt? bECOME FAMILIAR WITH YOUR FEAR!!
you got balls? use them
Don't ask questions ask statements
love was my disease courage will be my cure
I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'm dead
The police are here ? Sucks to be them
Feel the Napalm In your heart
Bully picks on you pick his brains out with chopsticks
SEE AN ENEMY WAIT FOR HEADSHOT
arm WRESTLE with god Beat him
This isn't an assigment you can do the night before Challenge Accepted
YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO SURVIVE MAKE YOUR TIME
EAT THE CHAMPION sHIT A VICTORY
Neighbor's dog barking? Bark back
1000 steps forward zero steps back
leave work early like a boss
fart loudly then walk away and be proud
kill brother
trip and fall the ground had it coming
Put head out the window  You push back wind
snake bite you you bite snake back
a warrior acts only a fool reacts
Woopz
Noticeably charred wire plug it in anyway
have 3d banner
Can't eat spicy foods Needs more pepper
any story about your awesomeness is a cool story
Every Cute girl wants me before they meet me
PICK RYZE GO AD
Enter your first class without pens
Kevin Costner I dance with him
butterflies in stomach? digest them!
NEed to kill a boner? masturbate with sand paper
Genetically Superior
Tell the question ask for the answer
WATCH GURREN LAGANN SHED MANLY TEARS
eat lead shit minigun fire
she wants to see 'true blood' show her *true* blood
Outnumbered? Outgunned? Out skilled?  Never out couraged. Bring out the big guns.
Sleeping Is for the weak
BITE OFF MORE THAN YOU CAN CHEW Then chew it
Sink someones battleship in one turn
climb the tallest mountain jump kick the moon
Fall down at a party Spend rest of night Tripping others
Someone tells you to jump off a cliff Survive!
if someone asks you if you're a god you say; YES!
nut up or shut up
This is a non-contact sport That's what they think
prestige class? join the real military
Read the catholic encyclopedia for laughs
Sleep in the car while driving
3v1 gank? triple kill.
Sister says she wants to listen to lady gaga plays slayer at full volume
YOU: 26   DEATH: 0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY
IF at first you don't succeed  KILL EVERYONE
DON'T USE ANY LIFEHACKS LIVE LIFE ON HARD MODE
Test I didn't study for? challenge accepted
Girl gives stare rip her heart through chest
Broken wrist? train muay thai
eat lightning shit success
I used to be an Abandoned dog... Now I have a Home!!! SOme guy named Vick
WHY ASK HER OUT WHEN YOU CAN TELL HER OUT
start war win war
SleEp Is for the dead and weak
Someone Annoying you? PUNCH A BABY IN THE THROAT.
weaklings justify their pathetic excuses. the strong have no use for them.
take what is yours (everything is yours)
GOT THE WORLD ON  YOUR BACK do squats
How Do You LIKE MY SMILE
Fire YOUR SUPERIORS you are better than them
No Jenkins Login Deploy As Anonymous
all the world's a stage and we are but players. yummm
ex girlfriend  gets pregnant ask to be godfather
ex girlfriend gets pregnant ask to be godfather
i want real chicken and beef... ...and you bring me these damn kibbles?!
If internet explorer is brave to ask to be default bowser Then you can ask that girl out
If you can do that less than 5 minutes do that.
WORKOUT DONE? REWARD YOURSELF WITH ICE COLD SHOWER!
im the king in call of duty ghost
'all the world hates me.' eats all the world.
MAY BUMP? WILL BUMP
play minecraft creepers run in terror
partner wasn't there for rehearsal carried the scene by my god damn self
ROB A BANK BURN THE MONEY
give them nothing but take from them everything
Lone Wolf's The difference between Anti's & Lone Wolf's is loyality!
My left is retreating
What ever doesn't kill you isn't worthy of living
throw a party invite the cops
When life gives you lemons turn it into lemonade When life gives you lemonade kick life in the face
Eat chuck norris for break fast without any milk
make the honeyy-badger care and fear you
Volume only goes to 11 Turn it to 12
'only thing left to fear is fear itself?' you must have never seen me before.
condescend willy wonka
Tries to hump a female gets eaten
BANQUET DINNER SKIP AND PLAY LEAGUE
Nobody's Perf-
you see a ninja show him you're karate skills!!!
can't find pirated game of thrones search harder!
TAKE DRUG TEST 100%
dies
Fuck faith believe in yourself
Learn about matrices take the red pill!
Do 1000 punches then do 1000 more
Laugh often
Application Denied? Re-ApplY
Sulphuric acid? thats like tear drops for meh!
Unplugs Usb without ejecting
cop hunters inc making piglets into bacon
INVITE new girlfriend over don't clean apartment
INVITE NEW GIRLFRIEND OVER DON'T CLEAN APARTMENT
dog died arize Frankenstien
Expect nothing achieve everything
If life gives you a lateral transfer Find a new GOD
Depression breeds depression tear its throat out
CRISIS? PLAYING SIMCITY IN HARD MODE!
forever alone? soloing life in hard mode
Froever alone? Winning life in solo mode
the snow is finally melting
Why the fuck do loud people hold a conference call on speakerphone with their office door open?
need friends? start behaving like a civilized person
Extra help has yet to show Soloing this shit
EAT SHIT SHIT GOLD
good enough isn't
stare at the face of death AND SMILE!
everybody hates you? if you can read this
THE WORLD IS AGAINST ME IT WOULDN&#180;T BE FAIR OTHERWISE
Courage wolf He's not scared
Bones break I dont
yOU'VE HIT ROCK BOTTOM? gOOD. nOW YOU HAVE A FOUNDATION
nothing to lose means nothing but gain
See your ex with your best friend best friend sees you with his mother
go  train out of commission bikes to work
They tell you that you are the underdog win
They've got us surrounded the poor bastards
What doesn't kill you Better run the fuck away
The worst that could happen
fate can go kill itself
Eat A Bag Of Dicks??? Let the Feast Begin!!!!!
You:34 Death:0 Happy birthday!
live in your world get pwn in mine!
eaten alive
HOWL NOT AT THE MOON BUT FROM IT!
rage quit? you mean
i have the highest ego in existence
what does the wolf say #### off!
Heart of the Wolf? live Under the Fullmoon!
when life bites you in the ass you bite back harder
never done drugs and life feels fine? congratulations - you don't need them.
When life throws a curve ball
Don't go to places Make places go to you
life got you by the balls? punch life in its stupid face!
she betray me challenge accepted
What does the wolf say #$%& off!
Watch dogs delayed till 2014? GTA's batter!
toontown tried to run away  but then i rewrote it
replace the monarchy with anarchy
Enter a quickscope battle Walk away with a light machine gun
pAIN IS WEAKNESS LEAVING THE BODY fAINTING IS HOW YOU LEVEL UP!!!
Life getting hard the Gods are AFRAID of your progress
Vampire bites me turns into a human
SOPA IS BACK? GO DEFEAT THE FINAL BOSS
Ill kill this bear... WITH MY BARE HANDS
The the body cries
50
play on highest difficulty! leave companions behind!
Pokemon has Low attack TRAIN USING High lv wild PKMN
play russian roulette with a semi-automatic gun
stage 4 cancer go defeat the final boss
No body can defeat me Because I already won!
tell her that dress makes her look fat real men dont lie.
Jigsaw asks you to play a game? Make the rules!
Trip Kicks Both Philosoraptor and Mr. Frog Then I'll Kick Trip Out
Courage Wolf Says Poke Jamie
Get dumped by girlfriend Dump her ass in the junkyard where she belongs
Super Smash brothers Brawl.. I FUCKED the MAster hand!
Being Disabled Only Means You're Playing Life On Hard Mode!
they died for you you'll live for them
CARPE DIEM  BY THE THROAT
Microsoft got bought out by the government? Don't get bought out by Microsoft.
when life gets tough
Hate Political Corruption?  Get Elected and Fix it
Hides in the long grass attacks the Velociraptor
Loves family and friends kills all enemies that come near him his family or his friends
Play Slender Scare the shit out of HIM
Born with club foot I CLUB EVERY NIGHT!
you're your own worst enimy show him how badass you really are
when job makes you miserable
don't just stand up to them kick their stupid opinions in their nonexistent nuts.
Dying only means you give up on making it better
Afflicted with a physical Disability Is only playing life in Hard Mode.
If at first you don't succeed Leave no witnesses
YOU SAY
Did i mention that I hAve a  flamethrower???
Stupid people kill them all
roads? where we're going we don't need roads
That other rogue that juSt sapped me Is going to die!
girlfriend asks if she's fat tell her the truth
Dire Wolf Says Keep it Real
Gets shOt Caught thE bullet and ate it
ALWAYS BLOCK THE WOLF
popcorn fell on the floor eat it
4000 words in 36 hours YOU CAN DO IT
you will always miss 100% of the shots  you dont take
shaun ellis is welcome in our pack everyone else is our dinner!
have contact with bfg dont get shot
north koreans invade america carry the american flag
See an assassin Leave him headless
NO END OF THE WORLD CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
it's raining cat's and dogs it stopped. i killed them all
When there is a chance Just go for the kill
Do whatever it takes
went to the wizard of oz  didn't have the courage to look at my face
Abs are sore? DO MORE SIT-UPS!
born to a generation of losers become their messiah
Luck Had nothing to do with it!!!
Get Monkey off your back drink its blood
SEIZE THE DAY THROTTLE IT WITHIN AN INCH OF ITS LIFE
becomes first emperor of the entire world takes over mars next
lights self on fire fire proof
TELL ME THE TRUTH I CAN READ YOUR MIND
Pery on the weak
Duskey's Avatar
Tried mlp: fim still an antibrony
Got caught fapping while in a skype call kept on going and finished
It's only a Game Until you lose
autoimmune disease Because the only thing tough enough to kick my ass
'Limits' a word made by those who gave up!
doctors said your cancers gonna kill you i say bring it on
Get kicked out of house burgers and icecream next week!!!
when life gets harder you must have leveled up
life gives you lemons squeeze them into your wounds to toughen up
The early bird gets the worm Get the early bird and eat it for breakfast
Life gave you a Back Injury? Injure life back!
ATE MOCK EXAM DIDN'T TOUCH THE SIDES
Collapse in the shower? squats are working
Sees slendy says 'come at me
You call it impossible I call it a challenge
AND THEN DO EVERYTHING YOU CANT
Play pokemon in public turn up volume
chanelle peloso is my friend
Shave While Laughing
YOU:22 DEATH:0 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BADASS
called in king tiger invulnerable to tanks
when you find yourself between a rock and a hard place break out the TNT!
video games
impossible isn't
when chuck norris calls 911 my phone rings
house of bricks? dynamite
stare fear right in the face and bite it of
life got you down you beat it down
TAKES AN ARROW TO THE KNEE. SHOOTS IT BACK AT THE GUY WHO SHOT ME.
Something in your closet KICK THE DOOR IN
I Simply Walk into Mordor
I simply walked into mordor
I protect basedgod from insanity wolf
I have come to chew bubblegum and kick ass and i'm all out of bubblegum
saws bloody mary stare at her to death!
Come to Get me Hunter!!!!
End of the world? I'll respawn
my name is inigo montoya
Eat Danger SHIT VICTORY
starts aquaplaning accelerates
oh did that hurt let me do it again till it doesnt
internet down? finally
YOU ARE THE RESULT OF 4 BILLION OF EVOLUTION FACKING ACT          LIKE IT
a teacher see's him while masturbating turns in front of the teacher and continues
YOU: 20 DEATH: 0 Happy birthday
PLAYS SLENDER FINDS HIM AND RAPES HIM
courageous wolf never give up !
Baby On Board SIGN tARGET aQUIRED
armed man walks into my frat house sucks to be him
Death called i hung up
landslide surf it
OUT OF MY WAY I'VE GOT IMPORTANT GENES TO deliver
steals strap on double penetration
living with a disability playing life in hard mode
Don't take orders! give them
so it's you who called me doggy
out of floss use barbed wire
down to one leg now but still i'm all in!
unwanted house guest slips into your room what's he gonna do? NOW GO RUN UP TO HIM AND PUNCH HIM
Three on one They should have    Sent four
this is not an addiction. This is love love
suicide bomber with dead mans switch? opportunity to perform headshot
YOu:22 Death:0 happy birthday
gets airsoft gun goes to war
mosquito bites you  eat it back
chew em up
later on
eat the spleen first and work your way outward
caught between a rock nd a hard place they have a common problem to solve!
You need help!? HELp yourself kill them all
Inspire Envy
NO GASH CASH? POWERWALK!
tan in heaven burn off melanoma with hellfire
DM won't answer? get a lead out of voice mail
Scabs grow back... when there's still blood
Google Safesearch: off AT WORk
you:45 death:0 happy birthday
survives alive FROM LIFE
Voted for obama watching fox news election coverage
LGBTQ? Playing life in hard mode
weaboo class mate looking up manga and rping in study hall bring a magnet
expectations of ea sports nhl video games to be great since 1994. nhl'94 is still the best ever since.
STAB SOMEONE WITH FLOURESCENT BULB
LIFE GETS HARDER MEANS YOU'VE LEVELED UP
Flaming bag of poo stomp barefoot
C'mon World Give me your best shot!
soo scary he can't look at himself in the mirror
lOSSES A GAME OF lol @#$% &*%^@? %$&*@#@
a Car overtook me i overtook it back
HEARS FIRST TIME ABOUT ALIENS REALIZES THAT IS ALIEN
crashed professor's car in street put him in a coma so he won't remember
Play iwbtg enjoy it
YOU MUST SIMPLY WALK IN MORDOR
MAN FLU KICK IT'S ASS WITH KUNG FU
Sleepy? wake up!
mom makes me massage her feet she ends up with fake legs
WEAK PEOPLE SAY IMPOSSIBLE JUSTIFIES GIVING UP
forget your cuaderno in lizardi's class give him detention
Next time
teacher gave me a c i gave her a c4
they give a twilight book for my birthday i give them dante's inferno
They told me to go to bed I told them to go to hell
next time you'll buy the goddamn cookies
they said yolo  i proved them right
They censored my internet i censored their screams
they wouldn't take me to the carnival i wouldn't take them to the hospital
MY NEIGHBOR'S USED TO LISTEN TO JUSTIN BIEBER NOT ANYMORE......
they told me not to cry i told them not to scream
i just found out where justin bieber lives
Have you seen my bear Tibbers?
they told me i was adopted i told them it was an 'accident'
You wanna raise the price of lunch? Poor choice
wouldn't bake me cookies so i baked them
They told me i was too young to drive I told them they were too old to live
mom said i can't play house anymore now
Santa Gave me Coal For Christmas Wise Choice
Unfriend me on facebook unlife you on earth
i saw a spider dont worry
they told me not to touch the stove So i left it on
mom called me an 'accident' so i showed her what an accident really looks like
honey boo boo has just been cancelled
Eat your vegetables
That's Right Billy Joel didn't start the fire
liar liar house on fire
THEY SENT ME TO MY ROOM
they ignored my status i ignored their screams
9:00 bedtime? i disagree
my mom's boyfriend called me hot i taught him what irony means
mommy turned off glee to watch the hunger games i gave her a preview of catching fire
MOM BLOCKS THE INTERNET I BLOCK THE FIRE EXIT
Black smoke? awww... no pope!!!
you know what i got for christmas? revenge.
they said i would have to miss your birthday I said i will miss them too
parents got divorced and made me choose a side so i chose the outside
MY OLDER COUSIN FORGOT TO PUT MONEY IN MY BIRTHDAY CARD ...I FORGOT TO TELL HIM ABOUT THE GAS LEAK
TERRORIST SLEEPER CELL IN THE WHITE HOUSE? DONE
they laughed at my essay i laughed at their misfortune
I said
They told me c++ sucks i make their lives return 0
wet the bed no one will ever know
they gave me a twilight book for my birthday i gave them dante's inferno
they didn't take me to disneyland so i took them to hell
I saw a spider it's dead now
They turned off the tv so i turned on the stove
'go to your room
they sent me to the corner I sent them to their graves
at first i wanted a little brother changed my mind
the teachers said I had reading problems so I put them in the newspaper
SINCE NOBODY TOOK THE TRUBLE TO REMEMBER I lit my own birthday candles
they told me i had to eat my veggies first so i had them steamed
i tested their smoke alarm it didn't work
when it comes to neighbors i'm pro-choice
they wanted me to eat five alarm chili for dinner so i gave them a five alarm fire instead
they told me to go to sleep at 8pm so i put them to sleep forever
They raised my rent i raised their temperature
Thanks to CNN i learned something about pressure cookers
my parents grounded me from my cellphone so i grounded them from life
told she NEEDED TO BE PLACED UNDER 'PROPER SUPERVISION' so she made sure everyone watched the 6 o'clock news
fire isn't dangerous i am                   ~
They told me I was grounded i told them you are fired
They told me not to play with fire so i stopped playing
The roof
santa gave me a lump of coal i put it to good use
THey chose trick
tommy took my bike yesterday and then i took his family
They said we didn't have enough space for a kitty ...We do now
They liked the hunger games i prefered catching fire
Hello I'm Jonnys Daughter and This is jackass
they were going to send me to summer school i sent them to hell
They said 'YOLO' I said 'we'll see?
They told me I was an Accident this wasn't
dad wouldn't turn on the air conditioning i turned on the heat
grandma is visiting looks like i'll be getting my INHERITANCE soon
He stole my easy bake I easy baked him
they told me they liked twilight  more than harry potter
ate taco bell used neighbors toilet
they told me i could be anything i wanted so i became a charizard
they tried to call 911 i cut the phone line
They laughed when I was alone on Valentine's day
MOM WOULDN'T TAKE ME TO MCDONALDS so i had a barbecue
they took my doll so i took their house
My Parents Slept in on christmas Morning
My parents used to say i was immature used to
she said 'ill make you eat vegetables or die trying' died trying
they kept using yolo but not anymore
I don't always burn down houses... j/k
My teacher called my parents I called her a firetruck
I WANTED TO MAKE A MINE OUT OF PLAY-DOH THEN I REALIZED I LIKE CLAYMORE
So mom
They told me to go straight to bed I told them to go to hell
Next time
they grounded me for playing with matches so i used a lighter instead
They didn't attend my birthday party? I didn't attend their funeral
told me to turn down the volume... i turned up their screams.
i spelled flammable wrong in the spelling bee i showed them i still know the meaning
THEY SAID i WAS TOO YOUNG TO COOK THEY WERE RIGHT
Someone didint bake me cookies. So i baked them.
THE TEACHER GAVE ME A C... SO I GAVE HER A C4 :)
how can i go to my room where there is no room to go to?
They told me i had math and bus ed exam on the same day had
Justin bieber lives no more
they wouldn't teach me how to ride my bike i hope someone taught them how to put a fire out
they didn't get me a pony so i got them a firetruck
aaaand... boom goes the dynamite.
I wanted a doll
They told me 'no more barbies' i told them 'no more house'
they laughed at my finger paintings i laughed at their ashey remains
I burn the house down and I leave it behind. I didn't need the money but the money was nice I need a countdown when the fire is high sitting on the curb and it's hot tonight.
They took my candy I took their lives
They burnt my cookies on accident I burnt their kitchen on purpose
They told me there was a pool on the roof I told them there was one in hell
maybe next time they will listen when I say take me to chuck e cheese...
The coal you put in my xmas stocking as a 'joke' was hilarious.
went trick or treating they chose trick
Old Mcdonald had a farm had
DON'T LAUGH YOU'RE NEXT
it's okay
this is what happens when my neighbors love justin bieber
liar liar
they leaked my script i leaked their gasoline
They brought me a One Direction album for my birthday Worst mistake ever!
Listened to nickelback Burned it to the ground
they wouldn't help me with my science project so i did it myself
he had explosive diarrhea THAT'S my story and i'm stick to it
they asked me to finish my dinner  i finished them
Apples on Halloween Night trick!
they Forget My Birthday They forget to breathe
saw a spider its dead now
SETs house on fire  Just so she could see a firefighter
Santa gave me coal for christmas I gave him charcoal
dad said no ALLOWANCE  i said no HOUse
next time
maybe next time you'll listen when i say no more fake java install webpages
there was a spider in my house  not anymore
They put me in time-out once once
Worked fine in Dev Ops Problem Now
wet the bed no one will ever know
THEY CENSORED THE INTERNET I CENSORED THEIR SCREAMS
They forgot my birth day i forgot thier funeral
They told me its ok to cry I told them its ok to die
just a selfie with my family
THEY TOLD ME THEY WERE COLD I FIXED THAT
Mrs. gagyi took away my marbles i took away her house
next TIME JUST BUY THE FREAKING COOKIES
They told me to grow up I told them to blow up
only 5 presents this christmas? now they can tell jesus happy birthday in person
My daddy put me in a binder once... Once.
the ra's wanted peace and quiet i gave them eternal silence
said he'd catch a grenade for me guess he did
And that's what I did during my summer vacation
Still wanna raise price of cookies? Bad choice
Steal a bite of my Mac and Cheese One more time
they wouldn't spoil me so i spolied their house
Deck the halls with gasoline
NSA used to spy on me USED TO
Superbowl black out? Wasn't me!
I am young so i set their house on fire
They tried to tell me to go to my room. I told them to go to hell.
They told me ice cream was out of the question
they told me to eat my peas i told them to eat hot death
TERRORIST SLEEPER CELL IN THE WHITE HOUSE? DONE
they took my toys  so i took their lives
TEacher gave me an essay Best. excuse. ever.
They tried to abort me tried
they said i have to go to school now they have to go to heaven
IT wasn't Me I wouldn't call us me
dora... chose the wrong path.
my neighbors used to listen to justin bieber not any more...
Because in florida schools We don't get snow days
they forgot the the cookies i 'forgot' the fire extinguisher
NEXT TIME buy the damn pony
they said the 'hunger games' is bad
they tried to ground me so i burned the house to the ground
they bought the winning lottery ticket i bought the gallon of gasoline
It's Your Funeral... My Trial.
they wanted to play bieber's baby song i played burn it to the ground by nickleback
My teacher gave me a C- I gave her a C4
SO THERE I WAS TRYING TO COOK
they never helped us on our science project i will never forget their screams
cant text me back fine
at the park he told me he was cool now he's hot
i see you sent me another farmville request Oops.
and boom goes the dynamite
they sent me to my room i sent them to their graves
go stand in the corner? Go visit the coroner
They grounded me because i had 4 c's i tied them to the ground with c4
got 99 problems and pedo bear aint one
May i say what a burn
you ASSiGned homework over the weekend I assigned some gasoline and matches to the week
they ignored my requests for candy i ignored their requests for their lives
he failed my math test i failed 9-1-1
They told me to Lighten up I lit them up
Didn't get me an Easy bake oven? that's okay
I told you dad buy me a new Barbie doll
Toast Just how i like it...
parents cancelled my birthday bbq i Rescheduled
All area schools will be open tomorrow'
There's a raccoon in your bedroom? Not anymore
yes i did get coal for xmas
they took my doll i took their lives
early bedtime? how about an early burial
Kitchen staff ran out of biscuits  I ran out of patience
'easy-bake' this
body count 7 new high score
they said i couldn't play with matches but i proved them wrong
My science teacher encouraged me to do experiments so i mixed Fluorine and hydrogen
think twice before you finalize that grade.
and they thought it was going to be a little tantrum
they took the ghost pepper challenge i took the milk
Watches Father burn in house  Firenation will be mine
my brother gave me a chinese burn i gave him all the burns he could ever need
They don't want me to work for them? I made sure nobody will.
Burger King lied about flamegrilling my burger So I flamegrilled the franchise manager
Next time you will let me use your wi-fi
nanny &#180;s soup burned my tounge now she burns
my parents said they wanted a son so i gave them arson
Looks Like we are going to McDonald's
next time you'll vote
They didn't get me an easy bake oven So I gave them an easy bake house
THEY TOLD ME TO DO MY WORST THIS HAPPENED
Parents said it was too hot to go to Disneyland So I made it too hot to stay inside
No sunday roast?! ...yes sunday roast
when you Build a man a fire
THEY REFUSED TO BAKE A CAKE FOR ME  SO I BAKED THEM
i can't have my barbie? you can't have your dreamhouse
YOLo he said indeed i said
girl scouts next time just buy the cookies
They forgot my birthday i forgot their screams
Mom says no tv I say no house
Sarah enjoyed listening to Glee. I enjoyed listening to her screams.
You wanna raise tuition? Poor Choice
They grounded me I put them in the ground
they said i was an accident i said it was an accident
2 deaths
They pinched my cheeks I pinched some wires
Mom skipped out on my birthday for my step sister. I skipped them into hell.
yes coach i can keep a secret
You went with easy bake oven? Maybe I should have gotten the IPAD
GUESS WHO..... IS NEXT
she wouldn't stop singing 'this girl is on fire' appropriate solution
The carpet is clean now
They didn't like this meme I didn't like their house
babysitter was a vegan i like chicken
Fire in chemistry? oxidants happen
they Sent Me to my room i sent them to their deaths
cHECKED THE CLOCK TO TURN THE COOKER OFF  COULDNT TELL THE TIME
I did this because of a toy Wait til i meet boys
I told you I want a pony
need to rethink my future? they need to rethink their living arrangements
They kept playing dubstep they should have stepped outside
My friend had a new iphone 5 Had.
Pedobear? Pedo-burned
strange how this keep happening to my babysitters
they said that fairies do not existI I said they don't exist
Maybe next time you'll think twice
Did I give my lighter to that boy across the street? Oops...
my talking doll needed the smoke detector batteries oops
They laughed at my magic tricks look i made them disappear
they ignored me when i asked for an iphone i ignored them when the asked for mercy
they didn't want to play hide and seek so
they lamed my song i lame THEIR HOUSE
I wanted to sleep and neighbours didn't let me. I gave them eternal dreams
My friend said she loves Justin Bieber... No bieber....no love.
i got fired so did they
they took my cookies i took their life
I don't always use the wrong meme But when I do
Next time give me the cookies
HONEY I THINK WE FORGOT TO HIDE THE MATCHSTICKS AGAIN...
NEXt time disconnect node1
They said E-Sports wasn't a real sport Who's laughing now?
WHEN I SAID DONT CHEAT ON ME I MEANT IT
next time Invite me to your wedding
I've never had a problem with Friendly Fire only my friends have that problem
Romney SEZ WE DONT NEED FIREMEN I'M SAVING JOBS
i wonder where we're gonna move this time. hope it's colorado
REBECCA BLACK AND HER FRIDAYS  ARE HISTORY
they told me a woman's place was in the kitchen
now... where's that candy again?
they laughed at my drawing so i painted in their blood
tonight
they told me to stop making memes i told them where to buy their headstones
oops cant finish my dinner now
They Responded to my text message with 'k.'
my daughter would never hurt anyone they said
Mom was listening to adele i set fire to the house
no one at school wished me a happy birthdat so i wished them good luck
next time give out better haloween candy
This is what you get When i don't get play-time
Next time Buy the cookies
they throw my doll out.. i throw a match
Loungo's house....check Next... the sedins and kesler
next time you wont hide my teddy
choose your words carefully or find me carefully choosing the manner of your death
GOT MILK?
they told me... ... not to leave the kitcken
Next time i'll be on the nice list right santa?
Only you can prevent a forest fire! enjoy the hike!____
'Can I Have Ice Cream for dinner?' 'no...' they said
Amy's Baking Company See if you steal my tips again
my teacher gave me a c in a test  i gave her c4
They gave me five more minutes I gave them an eternity
Susie didn't invite me to her party... now no one is invited
they sent me to my room I SENT THEM TO THE CEMETARY
Tried To Sell Girl Scout Cookies Homeowner was not interested
They told me the world wasn't gonna end 12-21-12 i proved them wrong
haPPY NEW YEAR THEY SAID  NOT IF YOU PLAY F**KING GANGNAM STYLE AGAIN IT ISNT !!
SCHOOL NURSE PUT ME ON A DIET  I PUT HER ON MY FAT BURNER PLAN
next time? no...my parents are still in there
they voted obama... Not anymore
teacher gave me a 'C'  so i gave her a 'c4'
He won't touch me there again
Charlie bit me I think he's regretting it...
they locked me in my room i locked them in the house
They took my barbies. i TOOK THEIR LIVES
next time think twice before going into my diary.
They said i had to wait to get my iPhone 5 So I burnt the store to te ground
They said don't play with Matches. I don't play.
mommy brought me a tickt to justin bieber consert  He never performed

send me one more game invite...
Creating obsidian? yeah... I failed
they wouldn't stop listening to lady gaga problem solved
I can't come to your sleepover? well
its getting hot in here so take off all your skin
They said 'Hope your birthday is a blast!' It was.
father smoke in my bedroom now he needs an ashtray
They ignored my filing system I hate disorganization
Hey there
Mommy said there's no santa So I told her there's no working fire Extinguisher.
They made fun of me for playing pokemon so i told charizard to use fire blast
you say no puppy  i say no house
'no more icecream' no more living.
They confiscated our alcohol we confiscated their lives
I made that
they tried to limit my tv time big mistake
They gave away the ending to the sixth sense big mistake
they laughed at my finger paintings i laughed at their screams
Cindy made me cry I made her melt
I'll ask you again where's my teddy bear?
here you go ASK ME AGAIN to water your crops
at least now I don't have to watch world cup!
they cancelled the barbeque i wanted for for my birthday i rescheduled it
don't tell mom the babysitter's dead
Oh
they kept calling me a psychotic pyromaniac never more...
they made me stay in the corner i made them stay in the fire
The spider Never saw it coming
want to know the truth? ask my little pony
i got coal in my stocking why not use it
they said santa does not exist i showed them god does not exist
cool guys don't look at explosion
If you think you're gonna make me clean my room... You better think again!
Kyle said I couldn't beat him in call of duty now nobody can play
GIVE ME THE CANDY next time
She took my barney movies  I took her life
Pedophiles... i burn them.........
Mom threw my plushie in the trash I drugged her and played with matches instead
Titan said do your worst... so guess what happened to his house :)
MotherFucker used to quickscope me online Told him he would die in a fire
Next time... it's your house!
oh you have no life? here's a life for you
Maybe next time they won't call it 'soccer'
I told those fools cooking meth can cause explosions.  Now foster mom will get me a barbie.
Mommy turned off the anime to watch hunger games so i gave her a preview of catching fire
i WANTED A BARBIE doll
Listens to Mayhem once Burns down a church & likes it
SO
that's the last time they'll hand out apples for halloween
It's snowing in may so i made big fire
They had a pittsburgh penguins flag hanging from their proch not any more!
drew barrymore played me in firestarter
we won we won woo hoo we won yep you won
my momma told me:      'bitches
my teacher gave me homework i gave her no home
that lemonade costs 5 cents maybe next time they'll tip
next time treat me equally
NEXT TIME
They didn't let me call my friend I didn't let them call an ambulance
The Roof! The Roof! The Roof is on fire! Yup!
i told you you should not said that applejack is just a background pony
they said the star wars prequels were better i showed them the fate of alderaan
he took my mcs i took his home
Mommy said I couldn't play with fire But she said nothing about gas
They were vikings fans
BIG ASS TEACHER WANTED US TO BURN HARRY POTTER SHE's BURNING CALORIES AT HOME NOW
i'm just a little girl officer how could i know anything about this
You don't like the 49ers?  I don't like your house
they told me to clean my room what room?
i was grounded now they're ground dead
how awful i hope they catch who did this
mom wouldn't let watch the hunger games so i gave her a preview of catching fire
They fired me i fired them
MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL THINK BEFORE... ...SAYING NO TO ICE CREAM BEFORE DINNER!
They stole my apple juice i stole their souls
No dessert? human s'mores
Think before shutting of modem
They told me not to play with fire I mastered it
cant have bed time without a bed
they once told me to go to detention once
THAT'D BE YOUR HOUSE NEXT TIME YOU post one of THESE
tattoo barbie for christmas? seriously?  Tattoo barbie?
i asked for eidi next time they will give it
I just found oUt Where Megan lives
they said something bad would happen if i left a fork in the toaster
OLD MACDONALD HAD A FARM HAD
They took my toys away i took their lives away
WHY SO SERIOUS?
Mum said no Thats the last thing she said
Doesnt Get Pony ...consequences
they banned me i banned their server
they told me that santa doesn't exist i told them that the house is on fire
Maybe next time you'll think twice before correcting me on facebook
Next time they'll think twice before they say no to buying the dam COOKIES
thats what happends when they take my waffles.
they thought pedobear was a cute gift i didn't
Like stealing from a baby? steal from me again
Arcade fire
I came back to the lunch table and all my cookies were gone You came home from school and your house was in flames
No rewards trip? big mistake
They did not listen to my song i did not listen to their screams of pain
Told you I could shoot fireballs from my ass Now do you believe me?
next time  he'll have the candy
You Cancel Terra Nova? I cancel my cable!
Justin Bieber hosts Punk'd now? poor choice
they said the hunger games sucks i showed them fire sucks
My parents grounded me I grounded their house
mom said dont play with the stove... oh well
I meant it when I said
Face it... taking my toys was the worst plan ever
the thing near my head looks like an at-at walker
they told me i couldn't make things catch fire with my mind they were wrong
mom asked me to clean my room and i cleaned the house
She said she enjoyed 'The hunger Games' So i turned her into 'the girl on fire'
mommy! Look what I can do!
jordan didnt send me an invite to her birthday party so i invited a fire to her house
They said I couldn't light up the scoreboard so i lit up their house
You shot My laptop I shot your breaker box
They said harry potter sucks i showed them fire sucks
the winner takes it all the loser has to burn
who's next
they laughed at my major so i laughed at their screams
ra said floor meeting? i said fire alarm
They Laughed at my crayon drawings I laugh at their misfortune
I wanted a real guitar they gave me a squire II
next time
so you like running bots bring me my matches
they told me:dont play with fire so i burned all the home matches to never play again
Guess who told me to do it? Slenderman.
Additional Charges may apply my ass
i did not do it on purpose the first time
they said you can't light a fart on fire i proved them wrong.
He said he was taking the last POPTART I asked'Would you like me to toast it for you first?'
he said he would upload the reference  he didn't
so last christmas i didnt get that toy i wanted...
this is what happens whenever you ignore my advice you must construct additional pylons!
windows said i needed a firewall
Mommy said not to play with matches daddy didn't
keep talk'n shit
PUTIN IS COMING
They said toasted i say burnt...
what happens when you break up with me
I told him i had bad gas!
As i was saying i'm dragonborn
They didn't like my meme I didn't like their life.
sorry i forgot to invite your kids
Told me to go to hell Told mommy
Idol threats are for interns
so they told me i can do anything i want as long as i eat my cereal
they wouldn't stop talking about their engafment online now they have something new to talk about
Dont fear Fire Fear ME . . .
they took away my candy i took away their fire extinguisher
a guy thats been txting your girl won't reply theres a reason for that.
they kept asking for the warehouse party address after i told them it was 431 MARIETTA ST ATLANTA
I said i wanted waffles and bacon... not waffles and sausage !
There's a raccoon in your bedroom? Not anymore
my mom said i coulnt watch televison guess where i put her vodka
THE SMELL OF MY ROASTING FAMILY IS MAKING ME HUNGRY
She said i Couldn't get a christmas present.. ... guess what i did....
they griefed my house in minecraft so i griefed their house in real life
once upon a time
Next time
that's right bitch don't fuck with me
there is nothing you can not be or do or have if you're willing to think yourself into it
I told them...... Rojo....Es red......
He gave out  Health food on Halloween
he will not able to go afk again
Take my pension I'll burn the motherfucker DOWN!!!
THEY TOLD ME NOT TO HAVE A BOYFRIEND I TOLD THEM NOT TO HAVE MATCHES OUT
Oops should have gone to specsavers
Wellington You're Next
i told ya ! Doug's Farts are explosive!!
mom took away her care bear paybacks a bitch
Official called personal foul on my hero Suh I called the fire brigade on him
My parents loved 70's music Disco Inferno
push rejected: merge before push git push --force
they didn't buy my cookies they won't get another chance to
mommy brought a new daddy home today now we need a new-er daddy
There used to be an Abrahms guarding the flag Some C4 sorted that out
They said lets burn this Mutha F*cker Down So I did
They said yolo they were right
Database THOUGHT he knew more than me. nOW WE KNOW.
They send me Pillow challenge i burned THEIR house
They didn't pay their dues no banquet for them
What fecking spare bedroom
he said that i'm fat
teach how to cook they said it would be a great idea they said
They Told Me Fires were dangerous i told them that our house is dangerous
don't mess with my cat
My neighbors played a one direction song on speakers i show them the direction to hell
Balusivarian kids will burn down your toc
it wasn't me..... it was fat geoff.....
they wouldn't wash their hands i WOULDN'T let them out
he banged my mom now i only live to feast on his flesh
my mother is a what
said she was  the hottest girl in town
i'll get my jacket when you are finish with it  nah keep it
sex dolls see my DOLL COLLECTION my ass
daddy said i couldn't have a kitten i said 'oops'
mom turned off x factor to watch hunger games i gave them a preview of catching fire
gave out carrots on halloween
They will think twice when deploying my ssh key again
burn
NOW!
clint didn't finish the gui so i sent a little girl to burn down his house
they said yolo maybe next i'll believe it
got a beiber poster for my bday burned it
He said I didn't know how to love him. He'll find out when he gets home.
My sister used to listen to Justin Bieber. USED TO
Next time you'll tidy my room
I dont care abut that
następnym razem przełoży sprawdzian z chemii
getting ready for my super bowl celebration
They didn't get Me an iPhone 5 So I  showed them the true meaning of chRiStmas
disable my firewall i disable yours
They told me
i dont' always enjoy a cocktail... but when i do
I'm really quite easy to get along with once you learn to worship me
They said they couldn't find my camera case I believe them.
my mum was bullied  and then this happened
'fraid Father O'malley will be 'late' to mass this Sunday.
this is the ninth PERV's HOUSE this month odd HOW THIS KEEP HAPPENING
so
the kid who gave my mom the finger lives there gee what a coincidence
next time  JUST GIVE THE KIDS THEIR BALL BACK
my classmate said 'you're antisocial' i said 'Goodbye'
next time
they told me to get off the lawn i told them to stay in the house
bully problem solved tee hee
They promised  cookies
my parents said
called me ratchet  showed em ratchet
they gave me whole grain i gave back FIERY pain
he didn't turn the server on i didn't turn the smoke detectors on
i taught a pedophile a hard lesson
I warned them not to make me work on my birthday
My neighbor played drums played
they took my disk tray so i took thier lives
they told me fire is dangerous now i know why
Have you seen my bear tibbers?
have you seen my bear tibbers?
they said it was bedtime rip
they said i was grounded now they're in the ground
next time
mOG?AŚ DAĆ MI ZAGRAĆ W PI?KĘ
Romney takes away big bird I take away his house
i dont always play with fire but when i do
Vote to take away my future? I take yours.
i love the smell of napalm in the morning... `
lie to me this is the result of your lie
It was easy when they told ME WHAT THE INSURANCE CLAIM WOULD YIELD
They told me 'go to your room' what room?
why mum... why didnt you just give me the teddy?
MOMMY FORGOT TO CUT THE CRUST OFF  SO I FORGOT GASOLINE WAS FLAMMABLE
They banned me for a race I learned the lesson
they banned me from girlscouts i banned them from life
CALL OF DUTY  THERES A SOLDIER IN ALL OF US
They said i couldnt marry  One direction
They told me santa is not real... merry F**king christmas.
you told me i can't do anything right  well...
I told you about the voices But you wouldn't listen !!!!
they didn't give benedict cumberbatch an emmy i didn't give them any mercy
he gave me a carnation I showed him reincarnation
They hid the cookies... I hid the fire extinguisher
Mommy told me not to play with matches said nothing about lighters
LEARN TO COOK THEY SAID IT WILL BE FUN THEY SAID
tonight you will dine in hell
Babysitter Didn't want to play barbies I lit her on fire
i had a little time to kill   gotta go now
Got Matches? I do
daisy told me to be cool so i burnt down that house
They told me not to talk to strangers so i did not call 911
THey Told me they can keep a secret i made sure they did
she forgot my birthday happy mothers day
they said 'Yolo' I said 'we'll see'
daddy thought lighting farts was funny daddy farts in his sleep
i said crispy peanut butter
this is what happens when you let me watch teletubbies
i told them to stop criticizing kshitij but they didnt listen
She didn't invite me  to her birthday party
Matilda... This is how she really      emancipated herself
They took my nose... I took their lives
next time don't unfollow me
next time they'll try my cold lemonade
Kirsten... You shouldn't have cheated on Robert.
he said he took an arrow to the knee i ended his misery
He says he don't like harry potter incendio
they took my happy meal... i took their happiness
Gave me Malibu Barbie They had to go
THEY SAID THE BP OIL SPILL WAS 'NOT THAT BIG OF A DEAL'. I SPILLED FLAMMABLE OIL ONTO THEIR HOUSE AND THEN SET IT ON FIRE
They told me peter was imaginary i told them life was imaginary
Teacher gave me a F I gave her something that starts with F
The Monsters under my bed didnt make it out I win
they decided to give me trick. i decided to give them c4.
they sent me to go to bed  i sent them to bed PERMANENTLY
That's what happens  if you hak 06scape
Old lady wouldnt let me play with her dollies was nice enough to let the coroner play with her corpse
Your farm needs help? I planted some bombs in your house.
cashier shorted me now the cashier's short a house
They said open up I made them close down
They took my moneys i took those lifes
NEXT TIME dont touch my mac&cheese
they said ku'rian sucks i make them realize what sucks actually!
When they use the wrong meme
he said come at me bro so i did
they TOLD ME i was adopted... NOW THEY KNOW WHY.
oops
they called me a monster i proved them right
lol i don't even know who lives here
They took away my computer I took away their lives
next time they will get me a pony
mommy bought me a justin bieber ticket i dont like justin bieber so i burned down his house
they said fired up sucks i said fire sucks
They told me to take out the trash so i did.
They told me it was chocolate chip gave me raisin
they asked me to follow their blogs so i unfollowed their existence
they had loud sex i had to kill them with fire
you aint bout this life hoe
JC burned my fries at Mcdonalds guess what i burned
I RESPECCED fire
OH YEH BABY SPIRAL KNIGHTS JELLY BLOB KILLED
daddy was too busy playing diablo 3 to take me to the park apparently he was too busy to smell the gasoline as well
listened to adele forgot it wasn't raining
you ever seen 'The bad Seed?' i watched that shit like 50 times
We played with matches i won
they tolD ME TO QUIET DOWN i QUIETED THEM FOREVER
MY NEIGHBOR KIDNAPPED MY CAT *got kitty back*
they wanted a heated argument i gave them one to remember
I told mom not to touch my webkinz
i told you to move me away from niggers
So the boss stole your wages? shit happens
cant Buy the house  no one will...
See that?  its your house next
My mum told me to stop throwing things so i threw a knife at her head
My neighbors used to listen to Justin Bieber Now they don't
i thought the trayvon killer dude lived here oops - spike lee lied on twitter.
THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME THE 100$ BARBIE I GAVE THEM THE FREE BARBECUE
Mommy said I can't have Barbie play house.  I say mommy can't have ANY house.
next time
they told me to use my imagination i imagined them dead
my favorite memory of mom and dad watching them burn
Who lets the dogs out? i don't know
this is what happens when you put me in the 'meh' tier
When Kobe  Passes The Ball
Didn't give me a toy in my happy meal? keltons gunna have a job evEry day this week
DEBBY
yeah.. ..I farted on a lighter
Sang 'set a fire' to the childrens ministry they took it literal.
next time i wont be afraid to kill your family
My indian name is plays with matches
they put me in time out i put them in hell
i dont wanna go to school thats why i burned it
next stop
yes
dont wanna put skrillex on? bad choice
they put on the wiggles i wanted rammstein
WE played ring around the rosy Ashes
kentucky beats louisville couch burning is for pu$$ies
next time
next time take the cookies
They sent me to bed Early So i ended their lives early
They told me i couldn't play outside now we live outside
they said not to play fire They said nothing about matches
what do you call parents who don't let you stay up late? dead
I didn't do it fire did
Mommy said I was a good girl Decided to prove her wrong
No Girl Scout cookies? Poor choice
No Girl Scout cookies? Poor choice
What else do I have to do To get Fireman Sam's autograph
three hun-dred six-ty five de-grees burning down the house!
no ice-cream until spring? you will burn...
hi family welcome to jackass
you know the teacher that didn't round up my 89.6%? I don't anymore
said we couldn't go to disneyworld I sent them to meet walt disney
nO ICE-CREAM UNTIL SPRING? YOU WILL BURN...
they told me i was too young for facebook i told them they were too old to live
well....... I'D call that a success
agent of satan
thats what you get dad for not loving me
the voices told me to
he fired my daddy so i fired his home
THEY bunked my labs i burnt the lab
they tried to limit my tv time i limited their lifetime
my dad say he is firefighters then i test him
i did not get candy then they get this
It started with.... Mr.Matches and I
They said they were cold now they are warm
Kendra Doesnt get mad She gets even
She told me to wash up for supper i told her to wash up for hell
see the nice fire I made for making smores?
WATCH OUT
see what happens... when i don't get my happy meal.
As someone told me lately
i said
They put a limit on their class sizes i put a limit on their classes
Emily liked my photos of Disaster Girl. I liked the photos of her funeral.
they laughed at my drawings I laughed at my cooking
you said burn in hell see you there
my teacher said I got an F for failure she got a d for death
they fired my mom... ironic
he said i had cooties now he has 3rd degree burns
They ignored my messages on tumblr So i ignored their screams
you delete our friendship i delete your life
instead of crying over spilt milk...
they censored my internet i censored their screams
they told me i couldn't divide by zero lolz did anyway
They told me harry potter sucks so i showed them fire sucks more
trick or treat? they told me to do my worst
my backpack was in the playroom
BUT DADDY I'M THE NEXT SEAMUS FINNEGAN
i don't need a pony? seems like you don't need a house
I told you I dont like getting pennies on halloween
They declared pizza a vegetable now they will be vegetables
Teacher gave me a C I gave teacher some C4
They said the focus areas needed corrections again anymore recommended changes??
hope they were in good hands
Get a nanny they said it will lower the chances of a fire they said
Worked fine in DEV OPS PROBLEM NOW
they ignored my texts i ignored their screams
They said I had no problem solving skills problem solved
look behind me things are burning! but first.....lemme take a selfie
They told me I was crazy So I showed them crazy
WORLD COLLAPSING BUT I GOT MY WTL FROM SOLESNATCHER
My party My playlist motherfucker
The view of Hamilton Place after the crack pipe burn
Fire Alarms? REALLY?
someone attacked my online castle this will teach them
i LOVE MINECRAFT TNT IN REAL LIFE
look its a disaster.... mmmm i love disaster '
look its a disaster.... mmmm i love disaster '
I responded to her email. She didn't respond back So I blew up her phone and house. Now she has a reason to not respond
They told me not to be bad So i didnt do anything about the stove
they wouldn't share shakaama videos poor choice
they wouldn't share shakaama youtube videos bad choice
it's not nice to steal my wifi
They said not to mess with fire  I said not to mess with me
They promised me Candy They lied
My dad is a fire elemental if he is home now? Duh...
teacher gave me a c i gave her c4
they where complaining of constipation they shat brix
I BURNT MY COUSIN'S HOUSE CUZ I DID IT FOR THE VINES
my daddy said set fire to the house and the nice insurance company would send him a big check!
Next time think before your sexist jokes
WELCOME TO WORTHING - arson capital of the world SUSANSLEGPOLICY
Oops i burnt my popcorn
they deleted my review I deleted their fire alarms
THEY SAID THEY HAD CONSTRUCTED ENOUGH ADDITIONAL PYLONS! FOUR TERRAN FIREBATS...
tetangga gue sering mutar lagu coboy junior yah gue bakar rumahnya
SMILE? PRICELESS! FOR EVERYTHING ELSE
Decides to bet real money on monopoly ...No Mercy
They gave me a barbie doll
mom cuts off cable tv i cut off the sprinklers
Now they will never know Who took the cookies from the cookie jar
new family member mission aborted
there was a spider in the house but now it's all gone!
I DON'T ALWAYS BURN STUFF BUT WHEN I DO I MAKE A MEME
i you this would happen
The only way to stop people from treating you like a pyromaniac psychopath is to burn them alive...
Your worst nightmare my best dream
Yes this is your house. xXX001MAD360Killz100xxx ...Cod Kids...
He burned down my clans City in Darkfall... I burned down his house irl
She said grenades werent school appropriate So i hid it in her coffee
little girl 3 stars her own house can't wait for this war to end
SELFIE
What class looks like when you come back the next day
Wanna buy my cookies Wrong answer
bun da babylon
next time you'll vote for phedora if i ask you
burns house down wasnt me...........
he cheated on me
she wouldn't give me one of her cold pops
They said we didn't have room for the puppy i wanted. they should have double checked.
They said i could be anything i wanted to so i became a charizard
guess whoes next thats right. you!
kidnap me  f**k you
Worked fine when tanya was over bk enjoy working it in silos
They took my Tibbers I took their Lives
burn down for what
I DAED THIS And yo Betta bolive it
YOU THINK ITS A GAME KEEP PISSING VALERIE
There was a spider It's gone now
im 6 years old they wont believe you
go ahead say 'may the 4th be with you'.....
Next time Jenkins won't freeze midway through a build
Clean my room They said
what's that officer? no one else made it out? (good)
they laughed when i was alone at the dance i laughed when they couldnt call 911
fine then
over-the-knee paddling for me? over-the-coals roasting for you
An over-the-knee paddling for me? how about an over-the-coals roasting for you
if you lived here you'd be home now
Parents put cilantro in my food again burned all the cilantro
DRACARYS !
Tried to change the subject I changed it for them
I ASKED ARLYNN TO WATCH MY HOUSE SHE DID ALRIGHT...WATCHED IT BURN
ak baar gadi jaa rahi thi aur ....... gadi gir gayi
mom didint bake cookies so i baked her
'MORE OUTDOORS' they said
Unfriended because of jealous girlfriend Meh
maybe you should show up next time
sAW A SPIDER IN A BASKET OF CLEAN LAUNDRY ALL GONE!
mAYBE NEXT TIME YOU WONT SING ONE DIRECTION
Flight  MH370 anyone heard of Diego Garcia...
They Made fun of my cowboy hat
Toast
THEY SAY I'M A SORE LOSER. I DISAGREE.
They sent me '...' so i gave them a grenade for each
Next time they better buy girl scout cookies!
swore off arson terrified of Lizzie
you WASNT TRYNA BUY NO COOKIES bye Felicia
there was a back up in production  your order will be to you in 20min
Get fire on these bitches one time
If you snitch
Happy birthday Romi
This is what happens When I don't get to go out during Spring Break
They wouldn't buy me a Popsicle I wouldn't unfreeze their bodies
got tired of winter at least this melted the snow around my house
next time you will leave me alone
I was told to play and beat Dark Souls. So I beat it
didn't accept my friend request  i didn't accept their excuse
IF I could kill 1 direction i would So i did
Paul took the week off no problems
Mission Complete
They said I couldn't miss school... They said I couldn't miss anymore days... They said...
Mr. Briggs can kill an insolent and obtrusive fly with a blow torch Maybe you shouldn't have held my beer
I let my friend borrow my jordans he never gave them back.
DON'T WORRY DADDY I WON'T TELL ANYONE
They tried to tell me That I would be attending a public school
ΕΙΠΑΙ ΜΟΥ Ε? ?Α ΜΕ ΠΕΡΑΣΕΙ ΚΑΙ ΕΚΟΨΕ? ΜΕ 4.5
vecinul meu a spus ca nane canta naspa
ask me to buy you lunch one more time............
THEY SENT ME TOP LANE POOR CHOICE
said that English is not good enough So I  persuadeD her
what? They gave me the wrong marker!!!
my parents didn't let you cuddle me well
Do it look like I give a damn
they told me to make 175 events a day i only did one
THEY TOLD ME NOT TO PLAY WITH FIRE I DON'T PLAY
next time... buy the cookies!!
Have you seen my bear tibbers?
They are a Trusted Partner And We Enjoy Working with them
future white widow you go girl
She was my best friend Was.....
i saw a spider now its dead
That was the movies they've been showing twilight
My teacher told me my grades were low So i lowered his house with flames
They liked to hide toys and i like to hide dynamite
That's what you get for talkin about dd
Mom said I can't go to Opening Day on the Bay She changed her mind
They said go to your room  I said go to hell
Brock u you're next
My neighbors wife stopped having sex Big mistake
tHis will be your house if you don't stfu!!
Siapo yang ketauan malmingan ku bakar gek rumahnyo
Go Broncos!
You merged into master. You should have rebased first.
only the act of true love CAN THAW THE FROZEN HEART-FROZEN
Hot Flash you have no idea
Banla ine fer mw fail f5 astr ine mw mo tour prn revenche lor zt.
you think you know me well? actually you don't
Someone get me a glass of merlot
shhh now look into my eyes and tell me where you live
repercussus has arrived in hek
Next time You'll buy the damn girl scout cookies
they told chita to pass the ball not anymore
I hired yuno to kill my friend she killed all of them
andate pure alla manif pour  tous
turn off the computer and go play outside they said it will be fun they said
J3B Leadership Lighting the way
No
they have not wi-fii
Next time barbie is not 'overpriced'
next time i will have ice cream
COME TO OUR STREET WE HAVE LOVELY HOUSES ON SALE
honey boo boo has been cancelled... permanently you're welcome America!
My neighboor's used to listen to justin bieber What neighboors?
RAlph wiggum told me to do it
Dijeron que los de one direction son gays soy directioner
oops
47...46 dale
now I'll show you my dog...
1. explode your school 2. expldoe your house
they told me to take a nap i told them to take a napalm
Next Halloween Just give me the candy
next time.. they'll give me more candy
Annie calls me asian in a graveyard tomorrow
WHO FEED ANNIE?
YOU'RE NEXT!
And thats what happened
net time don't let her see carrie
he took my nose i took it back
he didn't love me anymore. i explained to him what true love is.
Level up +1
You gave me a finger I burned your house
Vern Fonk insurance? thank you for calling
I was supposed to take my ritalin this morning i 'forgot'
i did this  for no reason
SOciopathy starting my career young
i'm too cute won't suspect me
U know that smell ?                                                                          thats the bad weed u sold me yesterday
you want to see what they will say next on duck dynasty? okay
Your sock bunched in your boot and you freaked? cute.
Soul Beneficiary
kush was too dank
I knew it would take 3 pages...
I'm going to travel back in time and burn netscape to the ground for this
My mother USED too many emojiS
I DARE YOU... mENTION THE INBOUND JUST ONE MORE TIME.
I said be merry dammit!
katon goukakyuu no jutsu
santa gave me a lump of coal for christmas best present ever...
Google Took away my youtube So I took away their souls
Kuusen pienet kynttil&#228;iset valaisevat kauniisti. Ymp&#228;rill&#228; lapsukaiset laulelevat sulosti.
&#228;iti paistaa kinkun ensi kerralla
seuraaval kerral ostat sen mit&#228; haluan
they muffled my music I muffled their screams
adoondakis wants tad gets sent to the gee dunk
First Time you C-4 a tank in battlefield
any&#225;mk azt hiszik iskol&#225;ba vagyok ek&#246;zben..
They posted about their 4.0 gpa but i ended up on top
they said i needed a firewall to stay safe
JANE FONDA LIKE COCKTAILS? I GAVE HER A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL
sourav gangulyr name bodnam korle ami tar ei hal kori
I said i  wanted a pony for christmas
this is who  really started abel's fire
WASN'T me... honest
THE MEME BOTS HAVE STOLEN KARMA BUT I'VE TAKEN CARE OF THEM
He danced in my house I danced in his ashes
I WARNED YOU BACKUP YOUR DATA
you know what ? next time it will be worst
All I asked for was a pepsi. Just one pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me
i told them the villager has a daughter they didn't listen
MAYBE NEXT TIME YOU'LL THINK BEFORE YOU GET A BETTER GRADE THAN ME
something tells me pepper spice was here
mommy turns of my little pony to watch the walking dead instead i gave her a preview of backdraft
GROUNDED
MOmmy forgot to preorder me a signed copy of knock madness
tHE MEME BOTS TO MY KARMA NOW I TAKE THEIR'S
Just following Krugmans advice... ...to stimulate economy
kakaku minta permen boo ku kasih permen bom aja
Eldon said if I don't post something funny he'd kick me off the chat Yeah
she said one of these days today was her day
AY VIVIA UN NI&#209;O KE ODIAVA A C-KAN VIVIA
Learn to write in Newhouse? Not anymore!
You want to play that game? because i will play that game And destroy you...
You sure You want to do that?
WARNING: Does not play well with others.
They said I should stop playing CandyCrush I said they should burn.
they thought i was annie support tibbers made them sorry for thinking that!
they told me i couldn't use an flamethrower i proved them wrong
Didn't sign in for curfew? Just remember
my neighbors said edm sucks
They said they hate anime WORST MISTAKE EVER!
All I wanted was a dollar for ice cream. Bitch wouldn't give me one.
my grampa wanted me to become a fireman too bad i'm a girl
Do you still think....... the world is based upon goodness?
Queria andar con Yelitza le deje una advertencia
loe nyindir gw soal kawin gw bakar rumah loe
My mom says taxs are bad now is your house
They said I would hurt myself playing with matches But I am unharmed... unlike them
habis ngatain acjr gua taruh bom waktu deket rumahnya
Just bought insurance time to move
Trataron de Stowers Profesor falta de respeto Me queme la casa por romper las reglas
Dumond places me in his lesson I burned his house down
struguri o da
They took my cup So i took their lives
WESH TAS CRU QUOI MORRAY
S.M.O  BITCH
They told me I was bad luck. I told them to keep trying.
Ups I did It Again
They told me Java sucks... I made their lives return null
AYAW NYA DAW SA CHICSER? YAN TULOY NANGYARI SA KANYA IKAW  AYAW MO RIN BA SA CHICSER?
I didn't make the team They didn't make it to the hospital
ada orang nyanyi lagu cjr gw bakar rumahnya
Parents told me my s10 was gay
ag lagi payi ay usama nu sara kar e sar dita su
ascoltavano  una checca di nome Moreno
Fallait pas me chercher
Attend j'arrive !
they used to have my attention not anymore...
vou fazer com que sejas alergica ao oxigenio
So where is my b-day present .. ooh it's 0k no problem
akhir nya rumah cjr terbakar juga apakah anda suka kalau rumah cjr terbakar
Eles estavam a ouvir ah lek lek lek leste bem estavam*
le dige que no le diera galletas a mi novio
Now
They told me they'd buy me icecream when its hot Now wheres my icecream bitches
setelah saya praktek kimia di markas CJR Tak terduga itu adalah resep bom c4
UPSS SON TIGRES Y YO RAYADA
Dalton wouldn't let me play Spiderman in the school play... ...so he starred in Dante's Inferno...
Decian que los de Il Volo son Gays  ya no lo hacen!
This is what happens when you people listen to justin bieber. You get my revenge.
Trick or treat
THANKS for the nickel in my halloween bag
nap time i'll pull your brain out of your skull through your nose
he told don't be naugty i kill him
doesn't follback me on twitter i block his twitter account
Kalo gw dapat 100rb Rumah @namateman yang gw bakar!
I just exposed you u mad?
didnt do my expenses for the last time
joe trys getting his sword out. its late for that
MI VECINA ESCUCHABA A JUSTIN BIEBER ESCUCHABA
they wanted me to buy ddos protection i told them to get better protection
Parents want me to go on Junior MasterChef Do you think this is bad cooking?
our love is stronger than  the sound waves made from their screams
They wanted to find Burial I made sure they didn't
i told him  to give me mw3
jojo? What jojo?
gets a gobot wanna try again bitch
They said I was crazy.  Well who's crazy now? Oh yeah
Meu vizinho falava mal de mine craft pena que ele se foi
Aqui vivia Justin Bieber Vivia...
A sex offender once lived here Not anymore
Coal in my stocking? That means santa's an accomplice
I know  Where you live
QUESTA ERA LA CASA DI BONUCCI!!!!!!!
mom said friend cant come over today i said mom cant live today
They told me to have a blast They didn’t know I take things literally
didn't buy a birthday present fuckin bitch!
besok sabtu mau duel di mitos? udah gw bakar
They told me to get lost i shoop da whoop'd their house
this is a dad day! owner of this house had a 5th gen camaro
So like i said i ain't cleaning my room
You hurt me intentionally...        I get even.
I WAS NOT ME WAIT...... IT WAS AN ACCIDENT
Paybacks Are A Bitch
He said
Sister caught me smoking and said she'd tell mom. Now she's smoking
my internal transfer was so slow
they said i couldn't stay up another minute i said they couldn't stay up another breath
One Does not simply Start a Fire
next time they'll pay attention to me and my use of plastic explosives
Mein nachbar war bayern fan
When david makes popcorn...
I told u not to scam other players now this is how your house ends up if u scam me
They asked me how i resolved their fault they hadn't got home from work yet
mommy said i could read a bedtime story carrie
Asked what Windows version they use
That’s right officer
i told them not to listen to justin bieber.
i told them not to listen to justin bieber.
they said not to play with matches.   oopsies!
they Said They Were LifeLong Heat FAns Now they get to prove it
They reset the count to 0..... I griefed their house
They took my doll  i took their lives
WHEN I SAY 'ELMO' I DO NOT MEAN 'YO GABBA GABBA' let this be a warning
Daddy said to make popcorn...!!!
Next Time do a barrel roll instead of drawing a pokemon
Next Time do a barrel roll instead of drawing a pokemon
ACCIDENTs  They happen.
teacher gave me an f i dropped the f bomb
maybe next time you will like the way i did that
enjoy your fate i disconnected your internet
He took my doll              i took his house
They tried to hunt me down they are hunting no forever
NExt time They'll let us Eat Duck
they spanked me for playing with water in the house so today i played with fire instead
when i get bullied people die
grandma burned her bra for equal rights you think congress will get the message now
If anyone asks
Now they wish they would've rsvpd to the party
hEY YOU REALLY GOTTA TRY THIS DEATH IT TASTES LIKE ALCHOHOL FOR SOME REASON
hEY YOU REALLY GOTTA TRY THIS DEATH IT TASTES LIKE ALCHOHOL FOR SOME REASON
hEY YOU REALLY GOTTA TRY THIS DEATH IT TASTES LIKE ALCHOHOL FOR SOME REASON
They said we weren't paying to heat the neighborhood So i kept all the heat inside
Mary had a little lamb had
cats have nine lives? we'll see
Got it now? Better if
He asked for three new things I learned ... Not four
revenge shall be mine
they took my happy meal i took their happines
so then i turned on the gas stove and told him to light his farts
Mom painted the house blue... I repainted with matches
THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE FINALLY
THEY TOLD ME TO SHOW THEM MY BAKING SKILLS I BAKED THEIR LIVES
Here Was Jeremy roenick's house Luckily there was no championship ring destroyed
YOU SHOULD'VE CARED
she said she couldn't afford cutco i wonder if she can afford a new house
next time buy the damn cookies
Moofy Moofy
FireStarter is my favorite Prodigy song
I ASKED FOR COOKIES THEY ASKED FOR MERCY
Next Time Dont submit the code without test
Next Time Just use hangouts
Next time Don't miss Parrelli blu
Clean my room? paraffin cleans
don't worry there wont be a vista 2.0
don't worry there won't be a winodws Vista 2.0
WORKED fINE In DEV OPS PROBLEM NOW
my mom kept singing 'This girl is on fire' i made it so
There was a mouse in my chair I think he's dead now.
he orderd me pizza so i orderd him a carded bomb
Now i've gotten your house.. You're next!!!
SOOOOOO.... CAN WE GO HOME MOM?
They flew a redskins flag  not anymore.....go cowboys!
lOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S STAYING HOME FROM SCHOOL TOMORROW!
I set fires.. to feel joy.
they told me i can't attend ETH neither can they
Save? or Harvest?
if i said it before
We don't need no water let the motherfu%@er burn!
they assigned 7 papers
so much for easy bake worst oven ever.............
they said yolo i said ik.
They cut my hours so i cut theirs
Tammy Hall  STFU
No Cola because it makes me hyper? i will snort your ASHES
trick or treat? they chose trick
mrs torrance redrum redrum
course evaluations
they said fire was bad ...............very loudly
how i picture it when my girl gets jealous
i asked for hershey's they gave me nesquick
you changed the screensaver now look at what happened
pressure cookers
next time
you were warned
THEY PLAYED JUSTIN BEIBER I PLAYED MATCHES
huj ci w dupe
they took my toys i took their soul's
If haas trolls me again this will be his house
They hacked the server I hacked them with knives
'Turn off Spongebob.' they said 'She can't do anything about iT.' they said
they said yolo challenge accepted
keep calm and carry matches
they took my happy meal i took their happiness
maybe next time  you will buy my cookies
Look mommy! i won the marathon!
And they said... You can't destroy the war chariot
ashlee & Sophia I smell kitchen headquarters burning!
they wouldn't get me an iphone i wouldn't get them a fire extinguisher
They told me to go to sleep i told them to go to hell
Lol Not
a pony next time you will buy me one
They laugh at me because I'm different... I laugh at them because they're all the same.
this is when  mummy don't give me candy
he stole my diamonds so i killed his family
Borja told me that prefered weisswurst over hamburgers I 'aufplatzte' him with fire
next time
they didn't buy the cookies suzie i sent them to hell
They burned my steak i burned their bodies
kaybghiw lmontakhab galik
i told him to stop poking me on facebook
next time you giv me b
Дахиж надад В тавиад үз??р?й
they told me slayer sucks i told them hell awaits
little jodi arias
They told me I can't have mince Now they can't either
ele ficava floodando n&#227;o fica mais
ILS VOULAIENT M'APPRENDRE A PECHER... A LA CUILLERE
For the lulz ˙                                                               ˙
You did'nt see anything
I asked them for Ozzy They gave me Adele
they downvoted my memes so i downvoted theirs
tHEY ADOPTED ME FROM MORBID HOUSE THEY REGRETTED THAT..
M-a chemat pe statia 8 sa pun capete de tub M-a chemat
stii daca nu era ea asa ii faceam
they wouldn't reset their passwords I reset them
They took MY FAVOURITE WRITING-HIDEAWAY-CAFE now roast your beans
they flew a tank into our spawn they met the wrong end of a ttt
electrical problem they said imagine that
Homework?  HOw about fireworks
The cookies weren't warm So i showed them how it's done
New Scalearc Version deployed
god hates rainbow colored houses
He said Hello to me he was black
wet the bed with oil and fire
Was that Your house?  Sorry wOnt happen again
Burnt all texts of plato here on to the next library
They said I Was too young to watch 'streets of fIre.' I watched their house bUrn from the street
You should give me presents Or else...
Black smoke? seems like we're not having a new pope so soon
OH SORRY WAS THAT YOUR CV THERE ?
Sarted from the bottom... Ended at the bottom...
they didn't say anithing neither did i
next time i knock on your door you better buy some girlscout cookies
sURE lET'S DO THAT..........
They took my maths test I took their lives
they told me that mlp was completely friendly and hate free
they thought THEY delivered butthurt   they had no idea what butthurt is
My neighbors used to say Dale Jr. sucks .......they used to
when i want something i get it lesson for next time
They said fall out boy is gay so light em up up up
they didnt give me cookies... so i took their lives
gangnam style they said let it burn i said
watch out russia your next
they raised the price of lunch by $5 i raised the price of life by $infinity
Firetrucks? Survival of the fittest
They'll never know what happened because I did it.
'and whence thy customer doth refuse to purchace cookies
they told me not to touch the stove so i left it on
they wouldn't let me go outside so i didn't let them go outside
and they said i couldnt reach  the lighter and now what
She Made me lose thE game She paid for that.
I told ya didn't I tell ya
U AIN'T GOT NO CHILI!
They made a confession page  I Burned Them
next time you will think before you attempt to phish me
Bro posted memes i deleted him
Mummy told me the same bedtime story two nights in a row goldylocks and the box of matches
you say arson I  SAY spontaneous combustion
this WAS Cakir's House We're going home to manchester tomorrow
next time
next time
Neighbours were Fighting And I panicked...
i learned ass waxing has nothing to do with polish  he learned
tHEY SAID NOT TO KILL BUGS I SMOKED DRUGS
they took my candy i took their souls
THAT WOODWIND PLAYER TOUCHED MY DRUM ONCE
data viitoare sa-mi dai admin cand iti cer
all sales final ok i can live with that
said they didn't like black veil brides so I set their world on fire
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB.. ..HAD
Enrol in chemistry they said it wouldd be fine they said
I JUST FOUND OUT WHERE DARREN STYLES LIVES
Santa gave me coal. great idea.
Oh look
they wrote passive aggressive shit on facebook I wrote their obituaries.
tHEY SHUT DOWN MY COMPUTER i SHUTTED DOWN THEIR LIVES
They didn't want to go to startup weekend tijuana
the perv asked if i like boom boom failed to SPECIFY the term boom boom
A PROFESSORA ME DEU UM C EU DEI PARA ELA UM C4
munjot asked me out so i thought i burn his house down Done!
SKY ROCKETS huh big kids did it
sabi wag iwan UNG BASE tignan mo nangyare!
I GOTO BOOTCAMP BRIBIE ....HE DIDNT
He kicked me from the room I kicked him from life
next time be more constructive with your feedback
It wasn't me
he told my family to deass the area now they have to de ash your asses
誰說metal sucks 我?在就燒你家
718Hunters.com
Sorry I'm not Adele.  I DON'T WISH THE BEST FOR YOU NOR DO I WANT TO FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU. I DO HOWEVER WANT TO SET FIRE TO you and your parents.
teacher gave me heaven i returned the favour
MIDAS6?
no thanks to the shower game but here's some water uncle ted
billy wanted to play firefighters. let the games begin..
i TOLD THEM
Hey Mom This is what you get for deleting my files
He burned my barbies I burned his house
they said we couldn't keep the puppy me and the puppy said we couldn't keep them
but mommy sarah took my dollie... she had to die
make a house on fire? nicely done
parents install linux installs ie
lab?  what lab?
THANK YOU
TERROR CELL IN THE WHITE HOUSE? DONE
Didn't Hire ME Won't hire anyone anymore.
Madde gud existerar inte Urs&#228;kta?
i did..... ultimate on it
I CAN SMELL MOMMY BURN
BUT DADDY  SHE HAD TO DIE
They said yolo i proved them right
is there anyone else who think i screwed up
how hard can it be to grill a cheese
sorted now about that reward...
Don't bake or else should have ordered chivo's pizza
my parents used to want another child used to.
DIDN'T GET DOLL FOR BIRTHDAY TEN PEOPLE DIE BECAUSE OF RANDOM FIRE
Next time You'll push to production like I said to
they are still confused mission accomplished
disney world vacation for a week?! how long does it take to build a new house?
fOUND A SPIDER IN HOUSE. tOO EXTREME? nAWWW.
Just as planned...
They took my care package I gave them a predator missile
they took my pacifier I took their lives
guess my new neighbor shouldnt have told me he was a fascist
i asked them for the new iphone they answered 'nshalla'
See what happen to camers  They burn ahhahahah
THEY SAID I WAS GOING TO BE DEPORTED THEY SAID......
I took a trip to russia russia took a METEOROID
spy check pyro
my neibours used to listen to justin bieber 'used to'
the spider? nevermind. I took care of it.
What ever do you mean? I just put a little gasoline in the cookies
All i had to say was he touched me
Justin bieber is leaving to his concert not aymore
They liked Botdf so i killed them
IT WILL BE U NEXT TIME HE HE HE
I asked daddy to play trap He played harlem shake
remember YOU you saw nothing
They said our results weren't significant Now they aren't significant
gtx 690 and intel pentium? ha.
A random house is falling down my fair lady
If you don't post this meme to 10 pages i will do this to your house
didn't get me adele cd so i set fire to the house
it was too cold in the house so i turned the heat up
They didn't  let me watch my favourite cartoon  I Didn't let them live
The didn't CODE REVIEW
That recruiter won't call me again
you said you'd give me a prize you didn't
I bet he'll get me somthing for valentines day next year
next time they'll get me that pony
LAPD trapped dorner in a house and set it afire i'll order pizza
Nobody leaves me on valentine's day nobody
i threw our new neighbors a housewarming party but the police report called it arson
you should have seen it before i flushed
they left me alone so i left them alone
You are next.
Saw Dorner in a corner got a tissue and carefully burned the cabin to the ground
so you were playing with me your turn
everybody is to busy with the fire nobody realized i started it
I told my parents to move They didn't listen
A PONY next time you'll buy me one
You said you don&#180;t love me? Happy valentines day!!!
my dad was listening to kenny loggins. i took the song seriously.
Sally broke my dollhouse look who's laughing now
they gave me a test i gave them a grenade
like taking candy from a baby he said won't do that again
Marija was here
they sent me to school i sent the to hell
they took away my parking pass i took away their building
they brought me in i took them out
they laughed at me for not having a valentine i laughed at them for not having a life
they laughed at me when i said i would burn their house my mother told me not to tell lies
There was a spider It's gone now
my wie says she used her words i say i'll use y fist my  or my 2x4 or tire tool....
They gave me a dirty look what's next?
they said taylor swift was better than carrie underwood said.
wel don't use my math text book for a fire teachers rig it
Next Your house
im not the middle child anymore......
NEXT TIME
i work for homeland security your home is now secure.
Yeah thats right No NAP today!!!
you want to git rid of the second amendment? I agree
didnt get me a pony i warned them
She... took pictures
They said Naruto Sucks i showed them!!!
i asked twice they said they dont need anymore cookies
Justin Beiber Will Never say never again
I was adopted By Satan
HEHEHEHE.... THAT'LL TEACH THOSE MEANIES TO MAKE FUN OF MY LITA!!!!
This house is burning good thing i have monster hunter
Who burnt the cookies? My grandma
bought me socks for christmas i bought them a ticket to hell
wouldn't let me plant tulips i planted them a bomb
Molest me again... See what happens
NExt time
next time you will not take my dolls from me
next time don&#180;t forget my slushie with my chicken nuggets
i always wanted to see a fireman upclose bucketlist item: check!
'Don&#180;t Play with matches'
next time.... you won't forget to take me to go see twilight
gets invited to chloe's party leave no survivors
but i set fire to the rain...
they told me I smell like roses i told them they smell like burning
stewie griffin..... .....aint got shit on me
too young to die? challenge accepted
why so serious?  .                       .
So? Am I still grounded?
THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE WHY AREN'T YOU DOING ANYTHING GO DO SOMETHING WHY ARE YOU TAKING A PICTURE OF ME
i huffed 
No
dad said don't play with fire oops
i asked for a pony........
Roses are red... Violets are red... Tulips are red... Bushes are red... Trees are red.... I SET YOUR GARDEN ON FIRE
If you're having problems I feel bad for you son I got 99 problems but a fire ain't one
no one gives a book as a christmas present
They burned my cookies I burned them
you will know her name Carrie
PAYDAY
one can never be too sure
tonight could of been worse the house could of burnt down
Dad wouldn't set up the sprinkler... so called some buddies to help set it up
I SAW A SPIDER DON'T WORRY I GOT IT
His farorite pokemon was charmander so this seemed fit
oh lu mau pulang sori rumah lo udh gue bakar
They thought they were just going over the syllabus they were wrong
howie placed the box of cookies on the top shelf again... ...
she isn't coming to my birthday party I'm not going to her funeral
wHAT WAS THAT? yOU WANT ME TO COOK AGAIN?
its ok it was just a bm hunter in there
i fixed it now mommy and daddy have to stay together
They said they didn't want any cookies....
brandon
got a rainbow cake for my birthday i wanted ponies
can't spell slaughter...  without laughter
They laughed at my crayon drawings I'll laugh at their chalk outlines
They told me 'Latin is dead' I said 'so are you'
That's right Easy bake meth lab
what me? i was just playing with my matches
HACKING SMURF PORTALS FOR REAL!
next year dont take my halloween candy
mom said kids are dumb i showed her
did I do that?
i told them i hate brocolli
Its all fixed now now mommy and daddy won't move away from each other
'We...grounded you' And this gives you 'power' over me?
You said raising the debt limit was a failure of leadership in 2006? What about now?
not friends? ...ok
DR. TAKES ME OFF ADDERALL I TAKE HIM OFF HIS PROPERTY
Homework? what homework?
homework? What homework?
I guess this means No nap time now?
they talked bad of my post and said burn at the end until their house took a burn to the knee
listen to 'friday'? how about disco inferno?
hobo comes in our house... burned him... problem solved
Put in time out Burned it down.
My sister gets more attention than me Even the firemen are looking for her
strongly worded letter to follow
Grounded
She tells us to listen listen listen try me
Does state farm cover pedos?
they refused to use correct grammar... ...
they told me once and for all that i shouldn't play with fire... ...
My first period run.
My first period run.
BITCHES WOULDN'T BUY MY COOKIES SO I BOUGHT SOME GASOLINE
D'OES IDIOTS TOOK MY MEAL!
they wouldn't click the up button
i used to live nextdoor to the kardashians then they had an unexplained accident
Mommy played taylor swift constantly i put the house out of its misery
MIS VECINOS DEC&#205;AN QUE JUSTIN BIEBER ERA GAY DEC&#205;AN...
They wouldn't tell me where babies came from
I don't always burn down buildings But when I do
next time press the god damn up arrow
DID YOU SPELL MY NAME WRONG?
you have no idea what youve done muhahahaha
one direction did this
NOT SURE IF IT WAS OK TO BURN HIS HOUSE DOWN BUT HE DIDN'T ANSWER MY QUESTION
BABAMM BITCHES
they didn't lift... ...
they didn't hug christopher... ...
They told me I could do anything So I killed them...
...So he tells me i have to get 4 placements of quintesssa on my littel island so i stopped by ron's house to tell him i dont think thats gonna happen
I TOLD YOU TO LEAVE OUT THE GREEN JELLY beans- or else i'll burn this house to the ground!
they said to take down the lights they didn't say how
they touched my book
so my parents told me yolo and i told them yobo
No bacon still?
my friend said bama would lose to notre dame roll tide
I just wanted my poptarts she should of took me a little more serious
They told me i had to go to school I told them they had to go to Hell
Mthan riad a do me kall sonte PO MORE
Jesse didn't sell the most cookies. .. I did...
mommy banned fireworks i banned her from the house
New year new house...If you can afford it
I think.... ...my work here is done
bet youll stop liking her stuff now wont you
u said u will eat me i burnt ur house son of pig
they told me yolo i told them they were right
das ist deine Wertung? Das k&#246;nnte dein haus sein!
i started smoking for a reason
They said Logan was single but he wasn't so i burnt his house down
they give a twilight book for my birthday i give them dante's inferno
I set fire  to the rain
They said they would tell me when i'm older I Guess I'll never know
How is that End of the World Thing  Working out?
How is that Mayan Doomsday Thing Working Out for You  so Far?
they wasted my time i wasted their lives
well
They told me c++ sucks i make their lives return 0;
Nobody lays a finger on my butterfinger
they didn't buy me my easy bake so i baked them instead
They told me to not put anything on fire but it was OPPOSITE day
AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIM FO DAT
mom forbid me to play water so i played fire
mom forbid me to play water so i play fire
mom forbid me to play water so i play fire
when i watched pornhub i was on fire
mom forbid me to play water inside our house so i play fire
they lost my toybox so a got them a coffin
OI MUM LOOK WHAT I DID AT SCHOOL TODAY
You didn't get me an ipad mini big mistake!
Mteule used to swindle slots used to .............
Next time
They Told Me Harry Styles Died This is what happens when you lie to me
They told me i was adopted I will be again someday
wanted to camp in spawn so i gave them a fire
I don't usualy deliver bad news but wehn i do i do it with a smile
to you
tucano coffee you're next
neste gang kj&#248;p mer julebrus
I wanted my jelly doughnut Shows them who's boss
THEY TOLD ME TO GO TO THE KITCHEN I SAID 'GO TO HELL'
HEY... tHIS IS WHY YOU NEVER FORGET MY CHRISTMAS PRESENTS
EnD of world? Yippie!
They told me my tactics were bad i told them their GAME was broken
eat your veggies
I warned her not 2 eat my sweetS
They said they had a better christmas tree HAD!
i hope this one gets me  a tcket straight to hell
why yes my paper is is coming along beautifully
Guns cause crime Like matches cause arson
My neighbors told me santa isn't real.... Guess who's getting a playground across the street?
santa gave me coal for christmas i gave him ashes
yOU'RE  nEXT
They laughed when i fell i laughed while they burned
mtha pse ske kalu me 5-she mshkoj nerva e kalla
They told me i was grounded i told them they were cremated
im not evil just missunderstood
they didn't cry when going merry was destroyed i burned their house down
last babysitter hired first babysitter fired
they may have hired the babysitter
buy fold-away desk or else
They told me to eat my peas i told them to meet their maker
he made fun of  my batman
say no ice cream one more time.....
DIZIAM QUE COUNTER-STRIKE &#201; JOGO DE NB AGORA N&#195;O DIZEM MAIS
my plan has worked mwuahaha
Worked in test
santa told me to give coal to the bad kids this year for him i like to give them fresh coal
1d-haters!? Wich 1d-Haters?
Next time THEY'LL APPROVE MY APPLY
you're next if  you dont share this page
Fire by ME.
so... Santa`s not real huh?
Binastos ni justin bIEBER  si pacquiao kaya sinunog ko bahay niya
OOPS CAN'T DO MY HOMEWORK NOW
They Thought chris Farmer and Jacob lutz couldn't sing They thought wrong
The man of internet will never touch me again
told you if you played 'set fire to the rain' one more time i'd set fire to your house. that is what you call fighting fire with fire!
hank hill sAid i couldn't Lay a finger on his propane tanks so i shot them with a gun instead
Beau brooks said retweet for a follow he didn't follow
matthew's package missed its slot I won't miss matthew
daddy gave me some matches oops
Mereka bilang gw fans karbitan jkt48 tapi mereka salah
mereka bilang gue fans karbitan jkt48 bad Decison
Make a cake for grandpa
lucifer asked me to do it
they said harry was better than ron for hermione i showed them
I told them i didn't want a stupid teddy bear  All he wanted to do was play with the matches...
they said 'turn it down' looks like i didn't hear them correctly
'shut the door when you go outside' sure thing.
I never lose I just wait until the opportune moment
They told me
Powerrangersamurai When it gets admin at Fang
you lose you PAY OR  this
They told me
dont ever own henry money !! just saying !!
Oh baby  You're burning!
GRUMPY CAT? PROBLEM SOLVED
They Messed With My Facebook I liked this
Screw with my Handicap Brother I screw with you back
I warned them not to mess with my handicap brother They Should've listened
Nobody takes away my cupcakes
Wi-fi PASSWORD? i dont think so..
We won't be on the champion league but we won 6-1
they continued to mention happy holidays instead of merry christmas. ...
They Said I Was In Trouble... ...I Said They Were In Danger
RSVP'd 'NO' to glee club's winter concert Looks like you'll be missing the next one too.
Pushing me to do school shit on a timelimit they won't do it twice
The wonders of life insurance
next time... give me a plasic oven
Father tried to take my virginity i took away his opportunity
bully me? well crying for mother is too mainstream
I BET THEYLL BUY THOSE COOKIES WHEN I NEED WEED NEXT TIME
they wont be saying yolo anymore
Candy from a baby WAS IT?
he didnt gave me cool presents so here is my present for him
the orphan 2
so.... now do you want the f***ing girl scout cookie
Namaste bitches
backyard bbqs can tear a family apart
YOu gave us 10 days to drop classes i gave you 10 seconds to put out the fire.
you gave us 10 days to drop classes i gave you a reason to regret it.
mana spiderman? nih Klinik Tongfang kebakaran....
I told her to stop singing justin bieber..... ^
waiter told me I was too old for the baby chair
When you taKe my diamonds in  Minecraft
you promised me a ride on the rollercoaster
BITCHES BE LIKE... i DONT HOLD GRUDGES
this is what happens when i don't get the cookies first... ...
This is what happens when you  don't accept tyrone as your savior
See i told you jesus isnt real
It's not that bad. Daddy only smokes when he drinks!
drew barrymore ain't got  NUTHIN' on me............
I told mommy bad things would happen if i couldent enter the BEAUTY PAGEANT
heard the phrase 'Nighty night
the house is burning while the fire hose is just pointing down at a bystander
Ha ha   they said we had no cookies
One does not simply block me on face book
when i grow up... i want to become president of imf to do the same to your country
bday cake candles don't match my age... had to light my own!
they shorted my holiday weekend to 2 weeks I shorted they'er lives in 2 seconds
Might seem like a disaster but jet fans have seen worse
nobodyz bes' not be talkin' no bu'shit 'bout m'boy
THEY WOULDNT LET ME LISTEN TO  MY ROCK RADIO
Kill it wiTh fire!
Silas Redd Used to Play at penn state used to
they told me i had to go to bed early told
5 days. or else.
They put me in time out...  for the last time!
they said 'fo shizzle' I said 'fo sizzle'
he said i was da bomb i just had to prove him right
when i grow up... ...i want to become president of imf
AKU SENGIT KARO RAIMU..!! TAK OBONG OMAHMU..!!
It would be a shame if something happened to it
'We will never recycle as long as we live
don't play with matches? Who said I was Playing?
the lord speaks i obey
Found out where oldham lives
Moved from Sitefinity CMS to... UMBRACO
mommy said no more cookies. . . .
They said the roof was on fire  i proved them right
when THERE IS A DISASTER YOU KNOW WHAT TO WATCH
you wanted me to clean the hosue? done
i was  a bit cold :)
i told you to take me to the movies next time take me!!!
ik blowde op me kamer niemand komt erachter
they used to say the park closed at 7 not anymore
They told me Objective-c sucks I Made their retain counts 0.
Don't worry Daddy I'll make you famous again
they said go outside and play i did
Said I could be anything... pyromancer exam tomorrow...
NUK M&#203; MOREN TE DAJT&#203;
somebody threw popcorn at me once ONCE
it clearly wasant me!
Mama sad i cant have a pony
They didn't let me have a cookie I didn't let them live...
'bedtime: 7:30'? ha
The neighbour had a bigger teddy had
Have you seen my bear tibers?
my house burned down.. but i still got that iphone 5
they said i was to young to cook whos cooking now
rekli su da rade do 16h otisli kuci u 14
hacking my Facebook life with the consequences
FIRE ISN'T DANGEROUS I AM
next
hey mom  can i have some MATCHES for my birthday
Time out? I don't think so
I told them to take me to #NonGreek They said no
mom told me I was to young for black ops 2 i proved she was to young for hell
The NEIGHBOUR DIDNT GIVE ME CANDY ON HALLOWEN GUESS HE CHOOSED TRICK
Thats right bitches he voted obama
'sOME mEN WANT TO WATCH THE WOLD BURN' nOT JUST MEN...
they told me to go to bed
they gave me no good packs i gave them i burning house
my molotovshake brings all boys to the (grave)yard
JACK POT!
JERROLD KRIJGSMAN? NOOIT VAN GEHOORD SORRY
the shell of the parrot fire my tedy
they feed me greens i feed them to snakes
Boom Alluallaghba
Boom Alluallaghba
No
you fried my router i fried your house
at the park he told me he was cool now i say he's hot
''a-'' in math hello sub
Next time
Someone unliked my page i 'unlike' them.
remember
paranormal 5? sure f*ck it who cares
thought u was jus gOnna
Your move bro
they told me to go buy paint so i bought them pain
MABEY NEXT TIME YOU WON'T TAX OUR TEA
OPPS LOOKS LIKE SCHOOLS OUT EARLY THIS YEAR
they said BOTDF was brutal I showd them brutal
Looks like Mcdonalds tonight
OBAMA'S DRONE ALMOST GOT ME
called me a brat they called the fire department
Rebecca black Said it was her moment I proved her right
nah nah
same sex marriage same sex funeral
my rivals showed up halloween evening and asked for a trick... ...
they made fun of my hair i made fun of their dead bodies
Obama -or- romney? I voted both
Ona SPALI?A mi łyżkĘ Ja Spaliłam jej dom
Screw it up Disney... ...And you're next
no more candy? go to hell
NEXT TIME THEY'LL PUT PINEAPPLE ON MY BURGER
decian que los japoneses y chinos eran lo mismo no hubieran dicho nada
new one direction clubhouse.... not in my hood bitches!
next time stacey don't touch my accoutns
careful when you dislike memes
Lol My name is sandy too!
Trick or treat tip #1 no apples!
AND THEY SAID MAGIC WASN'T REAL
Tooth fairy
They took my candy
gets mc donalds gets wrong order
BUYS MC DONLALDS gets wrong order
Broke my crayolas eh? not a wise choice..
My brother lost in fifa he raged
where's tibbers oh i found 'm
they bought me foot pajamas i blew out the pilot light
If you leave me alone That could be our house
Your CURTAINS were hideous  I missed the curtains
SHE TURNED THE TV OFF IT WAS LITTLE PONY TIME
my teacher graded me with an f. i graded my teacher with a fire.
my mother wanted me to finish all my chores. done.
The said i couldn't light a bowl so i lit them
BTTFM
This is my house aaaaand it's gone
you call me francis i kill ya
loses thread resorts to violence
They told me I couldn't have a sausage roll how'd that work out for you?
Have you seen My bear tibbers?
banned me cuz i bought a script they once had If they want to keep me banned i will post it on samp forums
(PARENTS)THEY DON'T LET ME WACH LADY GAGA i DON'T LET THEM HAVE SEX
said they were ending their relationship so i ended their lives
they told me video games will make me violence they are all dead now
Couldnt Smoke weed Smoked them
THEY TOOK MY RED STAPLER!!!!
trick or treat they chose trick and told me to 'do my best'
trick or treat they chose trick and told me to 'do my best'
Whoops Detonated a NITROGLYCERINE bomb
they made me ask twice.. for that pony !!
they asked me to clean my room
Mitt romney tried to put me in a binder i put him in hell
i like penius up teh butt
IF YOU HARM ANOTHER DOG IN LIMAVADY YOU WILL  FEEL MY RATH
I thought It was a good idea to light my farts  it wasn't
Don't serve me I serve you!!
never wear  the same clothes again
they sent me to my room i sent them to their graves
Zombies? I think not
well this escalated quickly
Maybe next time you won't forget to buy Pączki
CALL OF DUTY THERES A SOLDIER IN ALL OF US
FOUND RICK ROLLS HOUSE TOLD HIM TO GIVE UP
They censored my Internet I censored their screams
they hated my room so i hated their life
they insulted the jonas brothers now they're burnin up
a sei la tiw ele falo q num curtia pagode
Hmm
NEXT TIME BUY SOME GIRL SCOUT COOKIES
You unfriended me on facebook? wrong chocie
you unfollowed me on twitter? bad choice...
call me a birtch tree burn birtch
dad was smoking then i accidently let one out
i will... crossfit her face
Went Trick-Or-Treating DIDN'T LEAVE THEIR LIGHT ON
the firetruck says wooooooooop!!
they said 'don't play with matches' flamethrower
FOUND SLENDERMANS HOUSE
tell me to do homework again... i dare you!
I found Biden's pants
That's What happens  When you take my crayons
They told me to play nice I guess nice means something different
One of kristys friends forgot to wish her happy birthday.... once
My friend forgot to wish me happy birthday.... Once
He said we could still be friends I said sleep with one eye open
don't eat my waffles                                                                  seriously
my phone broked so i burned them
mommy forgot where she hid my teddy oh i forgot mommy's not here anymore
you hate the wanted? dont think so
THEY WOULDN'T TRADE POKEMON WITH ME I TRADED THEIR SOULS WITH THE DEVIL
Bed time? Dead time
SHE TURNED THE TV OFF I TURNED ON THE STOVE
ithey gave me the malabu barby set i asked for te ski lounge with a working fire place
nextime don't give me a A-
dont worry it will still burn i put gas in the fire engine water tank
Wishing you a happy birthday. Truly
You can only betray me once at risk...     once
YOU NEED TO WATCH THE WAY YOU TALKING TO ME YO
Dev Complete iT'S oPS pROBLEM NOW
The boy across the street took my dolly win
Work on monday
NEXT TIME VOTE STITCHED UP HEART FOR warped TOUR
I FIGURED OUT how to leave early
Next time... let me eat icecream before bed mom
next time
They called me patty so i made them some hamburgers
that fire is bush's fault you're a racist
Capital One Bank
bye bye baby bye bye that was all she wrote
Mom said no
boss said no to giving me a raise SHOULD'VE SAID YES
NEIGHBORS SAID I'M 'UNSTABLE' I DONT KNOW WHAT THERE TALKING ABOUT
Brother's girlfriend tried to middle... i knew where she lived...
meus vizinhos gostavam de funk gostavam
didn't reply to my txts didn't answer to his screams
this is what happens when you get in my way
JUST BUY THE DAMN GIRL SCOUT COOKIES
PFFT Solo'd that shit
Sleep in on Christmas morning Sleep in forever.
The LIBRARIAN tried to out meme me tried
bye-bye honey boo boo
year round school my ass
they told me i would get a barbie dream house for my birthday they lied
they said I couldn't go to Hogwarts I said incendio
BIG SISSY RECKONS SMOKING IS COOL. I THOUGHT IT WAS COOL TOO.. WATCHING HER SMOKE
they hid the BISCUITS i hid the fire EXTINGUISHER
The teacher gave me homework once once
they said yolo  i said yodo
they told me that gas and matches DONT GO TOGETHER
Fern Cotton Highly Flammable
They said I was grounded to the house... What house?
qeshtu kur tma hackojn fb
They told me 'jesus saves.' lets find out
'Justin Bieber is hot!' she said 'Not as hot as you!' I said
They said I couldn't Melt my dolls in the microwave so i melted them instead
Maybe next time you wont give me a netbook
They took my happy meal I took their happiness
they played beiber I played firestarter
negschts m&#229;l gibsch m&#229; li&#229;ber de schocklad
Trolling me? Their balls on fire
thought we had no power Look what happens
i'm sorry.. did someone challenge me to paintball?
Lighter? What lighter?
they they didn't take me to buy candy i didn't take them to hospital
you are house hello this is dog
The Stole My Boyfie i stole their soUL
lost teddy bear gained 400 xp
Didn't vote Ciaran Brennan for class rep Burnt their house down
i don't care about any stupid youtube video and my feelings aren't hurt i've just been brainwashed to have constant rage and no respect for life
And they said they didn't need fire insurance... oh well
just had cereal AND orange juice.
achei alcool solido foi legal kkkk
hello pervert neıghbor do you feel hotter now?
someone blew up my newsfeed with stupid campaign pictures so i blew up their house
Your server is on fire Look at this cute cat.
You know that pony I didn't get?  Fu
I don't care about any stupid youtube video and my feelings aren't hurt i've just been brainwashed to have no respect for life
'please dear!' they said 'put the matches down!' they said
mom said i'm not to play with matches so i used a lighter instead
LOL
little did they know the play-dough was really semtex
next time
next time... They will take me to see the farmhouse ghost
they told me to be on time at work i told them to go to hell
i decided to watch nzs got talent ...bad idea
nobody want to kill said fazal so i killed him
installs windows vista leaves house for 5 minutes
i heard the dude didnt get a moab so i got one for him
Wouldnt vote for me they said
She told me shes 16 I told her
THEY SAID I COULDN'T SET AS FIRE THOSE BITCHES WERE WRONG
THEY LISTEN TO JUSTIN BIEBER
My sister thought decorating her walls with justin bieber would be hot I concur
yo lo
they want to send me to school i sent them to hell
They told me im going to the doctors tomorrow well theres nobody to drive me now
When i say give me the teddy bear you give it to me
what would you do for a klondike bar?
THE NAME IS... LIBBY RAE ORFORD
THE NEXT PERSON TO MAKE FUN OF ME IN A MEME im coming 4 u
They said that it was bed time so i put them to sleep
Close  Enough
You Wanna Play
Next objective the white house
Thursdays May The odds be Ever in your Favour
They said yolo I proved them right
they unliked my page so i unliked there life
we had new neighbors had
i told you i don't like vegatables
bonus round? I win
his reaction to MLP Was a bit oTT
they send me one direction group music i sent them directly to hell
i asked for a cat
HELP US RAISE MONEY FOR THE STARLIGHT CHILDREN'S FOUNDATION.
nyetel ccc kenceng bangET LEMPAR GRANAT
they took away our  dawnguard so i took away their homes
My neighbor talked to chairs not anymore...
they didnt allow me to come in i didnt allow them to go out
after wvu run through the big 12 burn a house full of couches
They offered my free monEy on app trailers And I thanked them for it
This is what happens when you tell me to go to the kitchen
MUM FARTED THE PLACE BLEW UP
THey said 'you child of devil' i said 'welcome to my realm'
my neighbours used to listen to dubstep !! not any more they dont !!!!!
You should write more they said deathnote
next time
Disco Galactica 2: Electric Boogaloo
IT IS NOT A LIE IF YOU BELIEVE IT.
You want me to dress up as pippi LongStocking? Bad choice
well... they were one directioners.
get protected from mayhem like me
parents wouldnt buy me that 'my little pony' game i wouldnt let them out of the kitchen
gets her first notebook deathnote
MEUS VIZINHOS OUVIAM LUAN SANTANA N&#195;O OUVEM MAIS
SOPHIE CLARK DIDN'T REPLY BACK IN 2 MINUTES!
hyra brenda pash disa postera te justin biber dhe ja fundi
O GRUPO DEPOIS QUE O TIMES ENTROU
They said gays should marry I showed them a real flamer
Hurricane katrina aint got shit on me
saw paranormal activity it was boring
i cant paint the house feel my wrath
next time i better get the lucky charms.
NEXT TIME FERGIE WILL LEAVE LUIS SUAREZ ALONE
they'll never talk shit about mlp again f**kers
next stop  staple centre
Next time they'll let me get a facebook account
THEY TOLD ME NOT TO SMELL SMIT'S FOOT I TOLD THEM NOT TO SMELL THE ASH.
with a kid like me who needs enemies?
I heard firemen take five minutes to reach you Not true
NEXT TIME DOn't say that TATW is a Trance radio show
never to young for flame throwers  just leran how to aim next time
set fire in girls toilet didnt get caught.
Just had an idea for backstabbers send them to a place where they will feel right at home.
Boosters... im coming for you
disaster girl hahah
Duskwood is next
OH yes
they said SWTOR sucks... They should've reconsidered that
they rustled my jimmes i rustled their livings
THEY USED TO CALL HER 'KATI PERRI'
IF I HEAR ANY DUBSTEP...
Yolo! Exactly.
HTD! Locked me down on dome Now the're all dead
They did not respect my authoritah .
told her to accept my friend request
They said i was too young for an iphone No
TeeHee ... Oops
they took my ball i took there lives
Next time no Gank me plz -Annie
MOmmy and daddy say i have power who knew
Next Time You better give me my money
They told me i was fired I watched them burn
WVU fan burns couch before moving it to street
next time on big brother
Some people just want to see the world on fire for me? i did it for affection
They took away my chalk I took away their lives
la mohrcita se equivoco con mi nombre yo me equivoque de direcci&#243;n
They turned of benzinepomp
burns down peters house totally blames it on him
You send me to kindergarten i send you to hell
MS. tRAnter took my shoes I burnt down her house
'i got a job in the military... ...but dropped 3 nukes on my grandpa's house!'
they played 'come on baby light my fire' one too many times. ...
Violist lives next door not anymore...
parents gave me bedtime ...no more beds
Dulu aku suka bakar sampah tapi setelah aku ke kelinik tong-fang rumahku kebakar
Yolo CHALLENGE  Accepted
They tweeted #YOLO
THEY SAID CAVITIES 
And that's why... you should have closed my bedroom door when you left
No Overnight appointment ??? And BOOOM goes thE DYNAMITE
I JUST LIKE MAKING PEOPLE TO SCREAM AND LOSE THEIR MINDS
NOW DAS HOW YOU BURN SHIT DOWN
And they say... You can't light your own farts
They didn't like paramore didn't.
They liked one direction i changed their minds
he loves sandro
yes
Over your cold dead body? well
Best thing about anarchy? Wheres the marshmallows?
YOU'LL GET A PONY OVER MY DEAD BODY! OK
they called me names they die in flames
They said i too young to drive and i said they too old to live
found bed bugs at superior creek lodge killed them all by blowing up a meth lab
cALLED ME 'DISASTER' GIRL' SHOWED THEM WHAT A REAL 'DISASTER' WAS
Mommy told me to get ride of my play house. I did the same.
He told my mum 'Aust doesn't have lyme disease'
ata me thane se isha e vogel per ti dhene makines  un ju thashe se jeni shume te vjeter per te jetuar
what happens when you insult justin bieber? ask them.
next time give me sprinkles
burn baby burn disco inferno
Jesus said 'Turn the other cheek' I say 'Take that shit and get passive aggressive with it'
Pb & j on appreciation day I dont think so....
i guess I WON'T BE HAVING BABY BROTHER AFTER ALL
Noobstrike refused to be mature I disagreed
I aint no hollaback girl
they took my candy  i took their lives!
Gets birthday tickeT to see burn the yeti Burns Everything
Mom gave me a time out told her she was out of time
LOSTTRAGEDY BLOCKED ME FROM PS3 BUDDIES BECAUSE I CENSORED MY SWEARS. I EMAILED HIM AND TOLD HIM THAT HE IS AN A$$HOLE.
im not on tv? now i am.
When I deliver a pizza I expect a tip
he sid he loved axl rose welcome to the jungle
she said i couldnt play xbox so i played god
welkom Morgane
they took my le 
Maybe it's time we started talking about GETTING ME MY OWN ROOM
this is happened when i played with lighter well 
they downvoted my meme I downvoted their life
Vivek Golikeri Burned my house down
THey toOk away my video games i took away their lives
Luke? Oh yeah
i told you to pay my 'insurance'
my brother gives me chinese burns i give him third degree burns
They called me an 'Mistake' ...So they got one...
This is what happens when daddy cheats on mommy
Oops I farted
You want to laugh at a burning house Too? ChaLLENGE accepted
E-Z bake ovens...? I like the real ovens better
I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE.
298375 Kate-Fiery Blast-1900344 (00:44) training dummy
WHAT?! i coming to play at your house next.
command wont let me take my break.. i told him he'll never get to see his house again
Miss piggy told me that my neighbors don't support gay marriage
she thought she was fat... i burned away her delusion
i told them i wanted a pink poodle and they said no. i think they learned their lesson
#YOLO
YOLO..YOU SAY? We'll see..
now... where are my money again?
Tak się bawi... YUMEGARI !
The Site of Stu-con 3 is Still Burning after all this time.
its getting hot in here so take off all your skin
THE CAT DID IT
my parents said santa claus wasn't real so i told them my blowtorch was't real either
They said Justin Bieber is the new king of pop
put down the lighter they said
Rodpad having fun with the website
aren't you glad you took me to toyworld tomorrow we go to Disneyland
Kristen... You shouldn't have cheated on Robert.
Mommy where will i go to timeout now?
THEY DON't LIKE MY TASTE IN MUSIC I DON'T LIKE THEIR HOUSE
They Were mean to me i tried to be patient
I liked you better... Before I burnt your house down!
Next time they'll buy  scout cookies
You wouldn't play with me So I played with Fire instead
wanna play with my dolls?  i'm bored!
My oarents didn't want to buy me a doll i bought them a disaster
Parents said they would buy me a toy 'next time' What 'next time?'
mom and dad took away my phone i took away their home
MIKKO DIES AND JERE SURVIVES
That was the neighbor that stole  our newspaper
star wars is lame? say that again in front of my death star
banned from minigames what minigames?
burn money they said ...
They wouldnt get me a puppy i would not go totheir funeral
Mop will fix it!!!11!
next time don't go in my room without asking me
THey brought I new baby home last time they did that
I HAVE FURY!
I TOLD YOU no 'dark knight rises' spoilers!
THEY SAID FRIDAY WAS THE BEST SONG EVER I GAve them the besT HOUSE-BURNING EVER
i didn't say hi nicely to the HSFY now look what happened
The next time I Say Toy Called god's album comes out august 5th Buy the FKN tickets
Saw justin bieber in the kitchen the other day what kitchen?
the black lady told me to do it
thats where nur feetri lived
I TOLD U TO DESCRIBE WHAT MARCELLUS WALLACE LOOKS LIKE!
THEY DIDN'T BELIEVE THAT MY POWER LEVEL WAS OVER 9
THEY SAID EVERY MARIO GAME SUCKS I TOLD THEM THEIR CHILDHOODS WERE A LOST CAUSE
THEY SAID LBP IS AWESOME BECAUSE YOU CAN CREATE LEVELS IN IT. MY MURDER PLAN FOR THEM WAS MUCH MORE STRUCTURED
OH
GAME INFORMER GAVE SONIC GENERATIONS A 6.75  SO I INFORMED THEM THAT TIM TURL IS A WORTHLESS FAGGOT
I DOUBLE DARED THEM TO SAY WHAT AGAIN THEY SAID WHAT AGAIN
THEY SAID EARTHBOUND WAS FOR TWO-YEAR-OLDS WELL
THEY SAID BATTLEFIELD BC 2 WAS THE BEST GAME EVER THEIR HOUSE GOT DESTRUCTORED WITH A FLAMETHROWER
THEY SAID BATTLEFIELD 3 WAS SUPERIOR TO BC2  ALL 3 OF THEM GOT KIA
THEY SAID ZELDA: ALTTP 'IS THE FUNNEST GAME EVER'. BECAUSE they don'T HAVE A LINK TO THE PAST
THEY SAID ADVENTURE TIME WAS THE BEST SHOW EVER. I WENT MEDIEVAL ON THEIR ASSES.
THEY SAID EARTHBOUND NEEDED MORE REALISM INSTEAD OF UNIQUENESS. SO I PROVED MY KNOWLEDGE OF PK FIRE OMEGA.
LIGHTNING DOESN'T STRIKE TWICE IN THE SAME PLACE UNLESS I USE PK THUNDER OMEGA
PROBLEM
THEY SAID THEY DIDN'T ENJOY THE GRAPHICS OF EARTHBOUND. WELL
da computer said no so i killed it
mum did say yolo
I told them puerto Ricans to get off my block I'm the only drug dealer around here
Some people say i have a bad temper i prefer to call it a swift and assertive reaction to bullshit
they friendzoned i deadzoned
They said my education was a Socialist redistribution of wealth They don't seem to mind the socialist Fire trucks tho
played that raisi k. beat lol
they told me not to listen paramore let the flame begins
he wanted to give me 'special hugs' not gonna happen
They couldn't find mr. Smiles i couldn't find their bodies
They called avocados 'avos' they should've called for help...
they sent me to training once once
they said they wanted a cocktail i gave them a molotov
they told me unicorns dont exist... i told them their house didn't either
next time follow me when you retweet me
u wont buy me skyrim? well guess what...
Next time you wont forward that email marked 'do not forward'!
Mmm Mmmph! Mmmmph mmmmph
Thats because MAlik Didnt pick the chicken nuggets up offthe floor
Next time just let pablo start
they told me piano was better than contemporary harpsichord not anymore...
next time Just Agree with me
i found your house pedo bear
meus vizinhos odiavam a cher lloyd n&#227;o odeiam mais
they didt buy me a pillow pet
HIDE AND SEEK THEY HID
I hope this is photoshopped
they said they wanted a tanning Boothe so I helped
THEY BLAMED ME FOR LOSING THEIR JOBS I FIRED THEM FROM LIFE
i asked for a balisong not a pony
Really officers
i want bitty now.
They didnt lIKE SAROME  ......
They took away my oreos i took away their sense of security
I SAID I'LL GIVE them a count of 10 to escape i can ony count up to 5
Yes
Congrats Copa that's my gift
they told me to go back to the kitchen. i told them to go back to hell.
hey i just met you and this is crazy but give me candy
that's the last time somebody puts me on time out ever
YES I DID THIS.
dont worry tibbers just wanna play
I told them i couldn't remember But i knew where the gas was
you said you like johnny cash here's your ring of fire
They did not know that I did not like spinach I did not know that their house would burn
THEY SAID WE WANT YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM LET ME KNOW IF PEOPLE IN HELL STILL WANT ICE WATER
THEY SAID WE WANT YOU TO CLEAN YOUR ROOM LET ME KNOW IF PEOPLE IN HELL WANT ICE WATER
i'm on bathsalts
Mom tried to enter my porridge not anymore
i told them i was hungry but they decided not to please me
they sent me to bed early i sent them to hell early
They wouldn't take me to see madagascar 3 I wouldn't take them to the hospital
They took my ritalin  i took the- oh
They were going to send me to summer school so i sent them straight to hell
they told me TO DO MY HOMEWORK Nek minute
they think i set the fire but the fire set it self
they took the last ice cream i took their happiness
they said they wanted to have a party like 'project x' so i grabbed the flamethrower
They only bought me sparklers
THey were going to ban me so i burned down their spawn
pedophiles are never safe once i find where they live.
Burn the house they said
next time you'll let me win
he said karthus was shit i pressed r
Have you met my puppies?
They Said I Had To Share My Toys with the New baby what new baby?
Meus vizinhos adoram funk. n&#227;o gostam mais.
i DIDNT FOOL nIKLAS i BURNED hIM
burn baby burn ohhh yeah
i told u not to break up with me
They broke my doll i broke their necks
NEXT TIME YOU'LL BUY THE DAMN COOKIES
im playing house......Ricki Lake's house GOOGLE IT
they told yolo so i did yolo
Oh
he said yolo i proved him right
the voices in my head made me do it
Bobby burned my dollhouse so i burned his real one
he though it was funny my house got robbed has no house
well he did bump me on mario kart.. ;]
ADT
housewarming party i planned it for them
And the devil that deceived them was cast into the lake of fire and brimstone
my teacher failed me well i failed to let her live
Lucille is coming
vengeance said he'll get me a new bike
vengeance dad said he'll buy me a pony
they grounded me for playing with matches so i used a lighter instead
You're next jay wilson
welcome to my heighborhood
tonight we are young so let's set the world on fire
Try harder finding the right solution the teacher said i found her house
no more pencils
Hey I Just met you and I am crazy I got a bomb now your hOuse is gone
No cookies? no mercy
So1 macaques
no more teachers no more books
they thought it funny not to tell me things i don't see them smiling now..
Tomorrow? There wont' be tomorrow...
next time
I TOLD YOU NOT TO BREAK THE STREAK
socks for christmas i don't think so
they wouldnt let me go to the movies i wouldnt let them go to the hospital
DADDY SAID I COULD LIGHT THE CANDLES.
I didn't get marshmellows now I can have smores
Frogster charged me without permission i found tera servers datacenter
people play too much now they'll play no more
They told me i couldn't read. i told them they couldn't breathe.
JIm moriarty gets bored you're dead
they didn't buy my  girlscout cookies
i said i had bieber fever ..do you belieb me now?
Aguy named Ray hired me? Long story short
i told youtube to not change there layout but they didn't listen
So only 12&under for the kids menu? Maybe next time They won't id
tntish coaches cap city wild childs
POWERFUL MATCH HUH?
Teacher gave me a c i gave her a c4
that's what happens  when you listen to dubstep
BARRY DIDN'T GIVE ME APPROPRIATE WORKERS COMPENSATION SO I DIDN'T Give my code 3 at his house...
YOU WANT TO SHRINK THE SIZE OF HDB FLATS? WELL I KIND OF EXPANDED THOSE OVER THERE
Never home at G&G? Poor Choice
DAD SMOKES ALL THE TIME AND THIS NEVER HAPPENS... sorry mummy
told them i wanted icecream brought me yoghurt
mom won't allow me to play with matches so i used a lighter instead
They told me Mommy was having another baby  hmmmm.....
they told me no barbie doll i told them no breathing
They told mr to not remember the Edison kids I happily remembered their screams
ALL I FELT WAS THE EXPLOSION
just found out pedobear lives there
Czechs sent us home now they have no home
They tried to make me stop playing counter strike i said fire in the hole
He didn't accept my friend request
They wanted light i gave them fire
they censored my internet so i censored their screams
You burnt my doll house & i burn down your house!
Now that the data center has burned I'll put nosql everywhere
When i said y.o.l.o i mean't it.
you're gonna have a house party and not tell me? better go buy a new house
your 9gag posts are lame he said i'm sorry
they welcomed me to elo hell i welcomed them to the tribunal
THIS IS HOW THE EXORSCIST STARTED
.HE BURNED MY BARBIE I BURNED HIS HOUSE
someone said my 9gag posts are corny i said
So long adam we all hated you
I told auntie and unCle... No more touchie.
too bad for badluck brian
wrong grammar
mom won't forget about me next time...
they only gave me one oreo That'll teach em
when my sister recorded our conversations to protect herself from me i leveled up
i cried when my sister said she didn't trust me she shouldn't have said that
my sister recorded me being bad that offended me
i said i don't wanna go to school
got no  internet connection
my sister thought it was time she stood up for herself who's sorry now
when my sister said she doesn't trust me
i don't care if it was a joke there's nothing funny about eating all my popcicles
i'm assuming next time you'll let me put chocolate chips in the pancakes
Go ahead mom. push me again.
You don't want to mess with me. I can promise you that. Yeah
next time  bring juice with the box lunch
yolo
i told the lady i wanted light ketchup on my burger she didnt give me any
May pasok bukas? sinunog ko na ang skwelahan
saw a NEIGHBOOR watching My Little Pony i censored his Tv..for good.
dONT THINK THIS COULD HAPPEN TO YOU? BET.
dad smoke in house I put him in an ashtray
NEXT TIME
see what happens ? why'd you have to go and hide the candy ?
Meh..... I was bored.
they say bedtime me  disagree
the freechoice at nambour had a sale on lighters they never asked me for id
the next time u touch my cats You see what i do
said they turned up the a/c to save money i showed them hospitals have free a/c
who's stupid now?
next time they might say please
remember This Next Time I Want the remote
They told me harry potter was rubbish i disagreed
Next time you should read me the story. .
that was the first and last time he put his finger in my socket!
They told me they were really santa I told them I was really satan
vOTED IN CLASS MOST LIKELY TO BE INSTITUTIONALIZED
Mr. Naynay said he was a terrorist so i sent al qaeda to his house.
to be cool more than this?
Switching off my favourite radio show? Bad bad choice
I SET FIRE TO THE SCHOOL SO THAT I CAN SKIP MATH LESSON
Mom ask to clean bedroom Better burn it all
this is a therapeutical view on my period
'RoBBie Deans house' thank me later Australia
Put down the matches
dina: they take away my prom i take away their lives
mummy said no! to ice cream
eye of rabbit
Dad said got to your room I said go to hell
I dont always spark up a joint But when i do everyone knows....
hoUSE IN WESTCHESTER GONE .
house in Westchester All gone .
YOU TAKE AWAY MY TOYS I TAKE AWAY YOUR HOUSE
They told me their divorce wasn't my fault But this was
My sisters future
tell me to put my phone/ipod way one more time...
tAKE THAT
milk. i said i wanted milk.
They touch my Barbie I touch the Thermostat
They shut down servers ...now there are no more servers.
Dad Takes Xbox  I take his life
COLE YOUR HOUSE IS ON FIRE!
They took me to the dentist I took them to the graveyard
THEY TRIED IT. I FRIED IT.
is 2day fry-day or fire-day?
don't want to do your dishes? solved.
no nutella with pancakes no more life
You bake me bad cookies? ill bake you.
they laughed at my picture i laughed at their funeral
WKA WINS ALIENWARE CRIMSON WINS AT LIFE
They thought my puns were CAT-astrophic
Merryn tried to take my soul good luck with that
He sent me another facebook timeline remover so i ended his timeline
is a caption neccesary?
mom told me not to play with fire its not play-I know what i'm doing
I have a game we can play...
You Want Toast? Of course I'll Make Toast
No candy for me? no house for you
no candy? no house
Heating too expensive? i disagree
Parents listened to 'i will survive' sure the won't do it again
What made you Think THAT I WAS JOKING     ?
Alright
they told me i was playing with fire the when i talked back to them So I actually went and played with fire
damnlol didn't upload my image so i burned down his headquarters.
if i cant play 'princess' Ill play 'pyro'
censor t.a.t.u. I censor you
easy bake
The teacher gave me a c i gave her a c4
I started that shit With my mind
mommy can you hr me? i hate barney!!!
Got low marks in eXam  Teacher got low to the ground
see a house on fire told mY mom get the camera and lets take a pic
THis will be your house if celtics lose in the playoffs
They Told me to clean my room  I told them to clean this mess
didn't want to go to work what a nice coincidence
O YEAH WE KILLED OSAMA BABY
maurice moss sez: Fire 'exclamation point'         Fire 'exclamation point'
My sister wouldn't stop playing justin bieber
They told me santa clause isn't real you know what's real? fire
they told me christopher nolan sucked i sucked the life out of them
I offered them girlscout coOkies They said no
disseram pra usar o corel pra criar layouts me deu raiva
next time they'll buy tiff shots
Bghit ndirlihoum moufaja2a teyyebt l3cha
try to ruin me see what happens
They said smores couldn't be done in the city They were wrong
Yeah I did it. What.
get ready I'm coming for you
perhaps i should have taken my medication oCCUPY LAUGHTER
build up a shitstorm during subject selection doesnt matter in the end
hot problems
listened to adele forgot it wasnt raining
Dad had an affair he also had a funeral
if you take my apple sauce again
i luv my beauty sleeps bye real care baby
they told me i could be anything so i became the 'out of control fireplace'
They got rid of my wall drawings I got rid of the fire detecter
you think you can supress me? well now ill supress you to oblivian
so dad you may want to move bedtime to later than 7:00
it was the cat
it was the cat
NEXT TIME
They started a poke war I won
Hey Bieber... I Know where you live
Yeah
they told me 'maya statue' i told them 'house on fire'
i dont generally make curry but when i do
You took away derby
tHEY TOOK MY BLANKIE I TOOK THEIR LIVES
TFU SAID IT WAS BETTER THAN WAH NOT ANYMORE
TFU SAID IT WAS BETTER THAN WAH NOT ANYMORE
Nolan Snider Future profession
I learned how to use the stove mommy!!!
They took my arts i took their lives
they left me a huge debt to pay back when I'm older so i gave them something to pay back too
next time.. buy me a pony!
NeXt time... vote juan
Mum and dad support cispa? i sopported their d-e-a-t-h
He Turned off Dora.. Now she can explore his grave
Clean up your room they said.. Well I got rid of it already!!
What? My allowances? Hell no!
Next time
There were Nickelback Albums in there
they listen to loud music... not more
You pissed me off.  I Feel better now
make friends they said they should be real they said...
she said she would have the last laugh whos laughing now..
They should have Bought my girlscout cookies
My mum asks me not to play with fire i left it indoor before going outside to play
Next Time... They Buy My Cookies
Matches? What matches?
They said  I was ugly
sorry mom i eat chipotle
my name is alyssa daliene bustamante
they took away extended lunch i took away their api score
tHEY WOULDN'T PAY FOR MY TOY
They didn't give me ice cream I didn't give them mercy
Next time you think about arguing with your gf Think again!
parents
See that?  its your house next
You smell like BurniNg!
So u don't wanna reply MSGs?
SWITCH OFF THE TV THEY SAID GO PLAY OUTSIDE THEY SAID
too much term paper ...Solved with fire!
they said they didnt like lady gaga i said i didnt like them breahting
See what happens? When I don't blow out my birthday candles?
Bloodhound gang are my favourite band
next time you let me play call of duty
They told me to live like there was no tomorrow so i did
Here is Carlos Poor people
They said no more pre-purchase I said no house
Teacher told me she hated One Direction I sent her in One Direction
the housing market is going up in flames ....literally
This thread was so predictable
didnt give me a cookie welcome to the hunger games
they said eat you carrots I said eat my fist
They say 'Leave
They didn't vote for tom bonan i didn't turn the stove off
played hide and seek with friends I lost
So my meme wasn't funny? how about this?
It just had to be done...........
'the hunger games is stupid' they said 'why is my house on fire?' they said 'fire is catching' i said
they told me to clean my room i cleaned the whole house
Chelsea to win the C l ! hell will freeze over first
They told me too cook i cooked the house
your mother is dead and it is your fault!
So
they took my toy
I can't have a nintendo 3ds??? ok
If i dont get Barbies for christmas no one will...
And they said I COULDN'T MAKE TOAST! wELL... ACTUALLY
what are the odds... come here
go ahead forget to text me again
He nobled my farms So I nobled his vills
She burnt my cookies so i burnt her house
clear your room she said now she have to clean in the heaven
They voted my meme down i burned there house down
and that
our neighbor used to bully me everyday
what can i say? dora interrupted me one too many times.
maybe next time mr roberts will give our ball back
they sent me to the corner i sent them to hell
we didn't start the fire it was always burnin' since the world was turnin'
They told me to go to school I told them to go away
next time
When you say there's POPSICLES in the basement they damn well better be...
they said they sent scruffy to the farm
I TOLD TO OIGH YAH BUT YOU DIDNT
so it has begun
AND I SET FIRE... to the house and watched it BURN!!!
POW
this is what happens when little girls cry
they told me that barbie wasn't real i toldthem that their house isn't on fire
i told them not to cross the battery leads
They Told me i wasent funny whos laughing now?
steal my barbies i'll burn your home
TETANGGA MUTER LAGU SMASH & JUSTIN BIEBER PROBLEM SOLVED
'they're all going to laugh at you!' 'nuff said
here you go  ask me again to water your crops
i think somebody his winrar expired !
WHAT HAPPENS... WHEN i HAVE A BABYSITTER
YOU WANNA MAKE ME ANGRY? poor decision
WHen i get mad during magic... i do not flip tables...
they called my parents i called the fire department
they wanted another baby... I disagree
Next time Let me have the bubbles!!
give me a parking ticket? I won't call 911
I have no Idea How that dkk got in with your bmp...
next time don't assign Homework over break
if i seem to give a damn
I HATE GREENS & VEGETABLES HOPE YOU LIKE BBQ
If I seem to give a damn
This is what I will do if I dont get my way when I want it how I want it
That'll teach ya don't poke me again !!
they said the music was too loud.
They decided to stay home instead of going to see bad ending
Daughter of varg vikernes
they told me not to join twitter i told them to join hell
They say walt disney i say roland emmerich
Brings a whole new meaning  to making kung pow chicken
They didn't let me have a lolly from dollarama so... i burnt it
mi papi me ense&#241;o como hacerlo mi papi es  chuck norris
No longer Will we have to make sandwiches...
My parents told me mittens ran away i told the firemen my parents ran away
watch out
I WAS BORN TO BE WILD
Fave Song 'I'm On fire'
was i supposed to call mia? oops.
Everything we do at b&q helps you... say 'I did that.'
i cant burn down house argument invaled
Naptime? Not today
marvin i better be next
Take my dolls again I dare you
NO RECESS TODAY? SHAME.
Told to get in house? Told to stop drop and roll.
I heard them at it again... Best birth control ever!!
They said I was accident I said it was accident
Cody Last pick in Queue Get's 'Counterpicked'
they sent me apps to my facebook page timeline is next!
Next stop torrey pines
next time dont forget life insurance
they told me not to play with fire so i used lightning
matches strike anywhere
disqualify all candidates Abolishsg.tumblr.com
you wanna block the disney channel mom ? ill block the oxegen from entering your lungs
too stupid for my home killed it with fire
they told me the 6th sense wasn't real i took away their 5 senses
your school spirit can't hold a candle to mine
my brother told me to take out the garbage i took out the matches
I heard 'Set fire to the rain' So I did
wanna call me  an april fool? simple
this is what happens when... ...you laugh at my photos. - sincerely
My parents grounded me So i fired them
They tried to moderate my ia down three points poor choice
they took my allowance i took their lives
they told me the house was flamable I was just checking their theory
they told me fire kill I'm still here
They said I was short. Not as short as their life span.
oh you got choColate and marshmallows? too bad you forgot the fIrewood
they told me to clean my room haha
you wanna put me in time out? bad choice
You wanna put furniture in the elevator? POOR CHOICE
I told them this would happen If they took my Stapler
They took away my night light I took away their life
So you Don't want to play ring around the rosie? Ashes
parents are doing a poor job? fire them
They told me i couldn't get that toy terrible decision
Parents didn't let me leave the house to come to BBYO They didn't leave the house either
NEXT TIME YOU'LL GIVE ME A GOOD MARK ON THE TERM PAPER
From the Cradle  To the grave
I TOLD MY MOM 'THE ROOF IS ON FIRE!'
This is what happens when mans remove me
You don't understand mom I can't save in the middle of a battle!
HOW CAN DINNER BE READY IF IT ISN'T EVEN ON THE TABLE
I've Told You Before His Name's Not Zelda!
You Don't Understand You CANt pause online multiplayer!
friend made unfair pokemon card trade told parents
I'm gonna ban you my brother works for steam
No i won't go to bed i haven't hit a checkpoint yet
are you winning or losing? it's not that simple!
It's not POkemons pokemon is plural
she's not my girlfriend
Mom asks if i need to go pee pee in front of my friends mom must die
EAT snack NOw the controller is greasy
wanted a ps3 for christmas got a wii
Sat down to shit but only farted
I'm not playing Black Ops I'm getting slaughtered in BattleField 3 beta
I dont think you understand mom I need light-up shoes so i can run faster
WINS: THIS IS THE BEST GAME EVER loses: this game is a piece of shit
Mom! I was the millionth visitor!
sandwich not cut in half 'im not eating this crap'
Keep pressing A at pokemon center bıtch asks me to heal my pokemon agaın!
You don't understand
Stop saying you love me mom that's what you Said to dad before he left
youre lying samus is a boy
MOM IT'S NOT A SKIRT IT'S A TUNIC
But mom you can't pause on a cutscene
god dammit mom you made me die again
N00bs YOu just dont Understand My brother works for Xbox he will ban you
No
Open christmas gift It's a sweater
You don't understand mom IF i save
How did he kill me? We were using the same gun!
30 minute tv time limit i wish you weren't my mom!
mom won't buy me an ipad 2 i am the 99%
But mom everyone is doing it
WHy Does She call for Dinner When it's Not on the Table?!
MOM
how many times do i have to tellyou no crust
IT'S NOt SPAGHETTI MOM IT'S A NOODLE
Xbox Gets Red Ring of Death Put Little Brother in Emergency Room
Classmate borrows orange crayon returns 2 pieces of broken orange crayon
you dont understand mom i cant pause during an online game
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND THEY ARE DIGIMON NOT POKEMON!
MOM TAKES gameboy... i take her life
Dinner Can wait mom! The lich king Cant
pizzafor dinner?! it has mushrooms
MOM YOU CAN'T PAUSE ONLINE MULTIPLAYER
mom you dont understand i dont even have half of the pokemon cards
but mom you don't understand he told me he had free candy
when i asked for a dog i didn't say i wanted to pick up his shit
claims to like death metal listens to korn
'TURN THAT GAME OFF' MOM WHAT PART OF 'I CAN'T SAVE HERE' DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND
wtf Mom thats heart gold i wanted soul silver
stay home one day miss out on important things
Builds 1400 Dollar computer Dad blocks internet
but mom everyone else is getting the map pack
They took my crayons i took their families
Forces dad to take him paintballing dies
you don't understand guys  it was lag
You don't understand mom One more kill and i'll get a nuke
Take the trash mom
You don't understand
builds a park in roller coaster tycoon drowns all the visitors in the lake
MOM
HE ENDED MY KILLING SPREE I WILL END HIS FUTURE FAMILY
u said it was 10 its only 9:59!
My mom totally let me go to this concert has sore throat from yelling at video game
I CANT SAVE UNTIL I GET TO THE SAFEHOUSE
ends up being first blood rage quits and causes host migration
keep the fury inside turn off caps lock
9-13-2 'i wish my team would stop feeding'
This goddam pair of sweatpants Cannot compete with this spanish class boner
1 video before bed hour long nyan cat
'Im pro at this' spends 20 minutes buying first item
how many times do i have to tell you mom? the purple one is donatello
Mom tries to turn of TV doesn't tell her that it didn't turn of the console
MOM MINECRAFT IS NOT LEGO
No i can't go to sleep mom i'm at war against /B/
PEDOPHILES on the internet? bring it on.
got shot in gears of war dom doesn't revive you
'Have you finished your new game?' No mum
You don't understand mom! The teacher doesn't want me to pass!
homework for today is reading from the book NO homework for today
you dont understand mom i promised the internet nudes of you
awwhh yea bf3 rocks gets spawned into bullets
My Batman dvds are broken my rage cannot be contained
your wrong mom! call of duty and battlefield are two different games!
You can't pause an online game
im going to hack you my dad works for microsoft
you can't activate  trap cards from your hand
not want to be your facebook friend mom
You don't know anything about guns you haven't even got mw3
don't mess with me i know zezima
gOODNIGHT mom! PLAYS UNTIL 6AM
EVeryone!!!!!!!! FLag!!!!!!!!!!
makes mom buy a dog so it can eat homework
sits down to shit misses toilet
Metapod Stop using harden against my pokemon
got a 67% beat up kid I copied from
Gets Hard Scoped in mw2; Bitches about it Gets Quick Scoped; Still Bitches
Dude u totally Stole my cards
i told you already i want spaghetti
Allergic to gluten Gonna EAt pizza anyway
no mum i cant pause an online game!
Mom! Stop calling it 'mindcraft'
look mom  i need to catch em all
mom told me to stop playing pokemon played it at her funeral
South park had an episode about assburgers now im the cool kid
dude safely remove hardware first
STOP
Enjoy the cake prick
how am i supposed to go to school without all 64 crayons in the box
i swear to god
What do you mean  We have homework?!
i know you went through my stuff i made a map of my closet
why are you looking at me im trying to shit
everyone is stupid but me
Mom
but mom im about to win
cut off the crusts or i'm not eating it!
asked for an iphone    for xmas got a 3310
loses a match on Football manager options > quit save?>no
i cant just save gta i have to go to the safehouse
goddamnit mom i wanted the space background for my school picture
Gets made into a meme leaves school
You don't understand mom i can't pause a lol game
OMG MOM  i can't pause a online game!
A priest tried to molest me  so I raped him in the ass
Don't be stupid
You don't understand i need more redbull
Lended gameboy to sis broke it
STOP POSTING  SHIT ON MY WALL
Don't write swears on my wall My mom reads my wall!
star trek and star wars  are two different things
it's not a fanny pack it's a bum bag!
I don't care about your problems I just played zelda for 4 hours and didn't save
i hate noobs so much
no dunkaroos in my lunch again
I love the powerglove It's so bad
it's pokemon not pokeman
POKEMON!? I SAID SPONGEBOB!
THEY'RE NOT DOLLS MOM THEY'RE ACTION FIGURES!
Baal is killed: 'Stop using map hacks cheater!'
I don't think you understand mom I need light up shoes so I can run faster
Facebook sucks and so do you!
Rattata Uses Bite... Its Super Effective!
Has an xbox
Caprisun i aint respecting shit
MoM ASKS IF I NEED TO USE THE BATHROOM IN FRONT OF FRIENDS I'm not five
What do you mean I can't be an admin
Dammit Mom The people on the internet always win
how many times do i have to say it
Game releases in late november can't play until christmas
playing wow all night mom forgot pizza rolls again
mom it's not a zombie it's a redead
I DON'T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND MOM I CAN'T USE AN MP3 PLAYER BECAUSE IPOD'S ARE COOLER
Playing the sims 2 needs more woohoo
How can zelda be a game If it's not on ps3
homework? but what about CoD?
i don't think you understand mom spongebob lives in a pineapple!
i'm just like the wii-u you need a tablet to control me
mom how can i pay you back if you wont give me any money
What do you mean  there isnt anymore nutella?
wtf is this apple doing in my lunchbox?
Damn it cosette you ruin everything!
ROSES ARE RED
She got both flavors?? i didn't know that was an option!
Has first wank Over optic montage
Wants Lego for birthday Gets Mega Bloks
that's not a game cube mom it's a ps3
LISTEN TO A GIRLS PROBLEMS FRIEND ZONED
Stop stealing my crayons or i'm pulling a collumbine
dropped the bass Kicked out of the orchestra
mom
you don't understand mom.  I'm going to marry her. i love her.
MOM i'm old enough to see cake on my own now
Mufc 1-6 mcfc options> Exit >  save? > no
dang girl
look mama a hanger
they called me a smelly slug i called them an ambulance
chooses squirtle Gary chooses Bulbasaur
Something bad happened at school gonna post my frustration on facebook
You ARe Scrubnub
CRITICIZES THE IWC WHILE PARTICIPATING IN THE IWC
Beating the game on easy Still counts
you guys don't get it these are my rules
Thought it would be a fart some squirted out
You don&#180;t understand mom They are spaming exorcism!
I could get glad again if i wanted to if i had enough money
Mom i am learning i&#180;m just having a break
CHOpper gunner YEEEAAHH!
'I'M stuffed' eats dessert
wants an airsoft gun mom thinks theyre bad
I didn't break the controller mom! Zangief made me!
Asks for fifa for chrIstmas Gets pro Evolution soccer
dont correct my grammar im a god damn troll
yu-gi-oh is not just a game its a way of life!!
planted the word of christ in my heart only weeds grew
mom i am learning how to kill zombies
No! its pronounced poke'mon Not poke'men!
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU THERE ARE MULTIPLE POK&#201;MON
You don't understand mom 
THEY CALL ME A GINGER BUT I HAVE BROWN HAIR
Got a 'b' 89.99%
Late for class?  Enjoy your 5k walk
im not playing lol im reading ban message
10 minutes
the lunch menu said tater tots not cheese sticks
THEY TOOK MY ANGRY BIRD PENCIL
Shut up son
HOMEWORK ON THE FIRST DAY BACK?
You don't understand No one sleeps at 9!
bed time 10:00 'it's only 9:58 mom!'
MUM TELLS HIM HE LOOKS LIKE STEVEN GERRARD hAS A FACE LIKE A SLAPPED ARSE
You haven't seen lord of the rings??? you hav't lived son!!!
Goes to the Most prestigious school in the world hates it
mom you don't beat levels in multiplayer
don't mess with me i know zezima
MOM! I WAnTED WHITE BREAD
i am not losing the a.i drivers are cheating
'Velociraptors had feathers' no they did not!!!!!!
mom
No one is listening to my Commands Better Spam the Chat with Minimap POsitions
plays lasertag treats it like life or death situation
Says cod is shit
meme not me-me
BUT MOOOOOMMMMM I JUST GOT MY HARRIERS
break my crayons? a boot to the head.
zezima is now online zezima is now offline
they pranked and my mom saw they have angered the gods
I CAN't GO TO CHURCH
I can live by myself 'Can you buy candy for me
You've got a pretty mouth Let me break it
I'm not playing the BF3 Beta I'm reading 'cannot connect to EA's servers.'
writes raps all lyrics contain hatred for mom and little sister
can't  fight  kid has no hands
DO YOU LIKE WWE I DO
UNABLE TO ATTACK CONTENT ATTACK FORM INSTEAD
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MOM I GOT SNIPED
get out in dodgeball where's my blade?
who cares about barney? he can't gain experience points
teacher  y u no leve kids alone
You don't Understand mom Demetrios is a Faggot
seth your moms uterus is mine
mum uses the term 'play date' mom must die
like me on facebook Don't circle me on google plus you'll pay...oh you'll pay
WHAT DO YOU MEAN  CASEY ANTHONY WANTS TO ADOPT ME??
what do you mean detention shoot school up the next day
I don't think you understand mom I'm almost on front page
I SAID I'M COMING MOM
NO PISTOLS OR SHIELDS IM SERIOSU
xbox live expired mom go buy one now!
actual photo of Matt  Etter
Excuse me It's the last week pUT a film on
dat feeling vittusaatanaperkele
SAY IT SAY PEEKABOO BABY POOPY ONE MORE TIME
If oddjob kills mayday one more time the game gets broken
WINS IN MW3: TALKS TRASH AND CLAIMS TO BE BETTER THAN 'ALL YOU NOOBS' LOSES: SENDS HATE MESSAGES AND CLAIMS THAT THEY HACK
opens lunchbox where the hell is my lunchables
Buys PS3 All his friends have xbox 360
my dead ex didn't like green day thus 
I wanted macaroni without the cheese...
This band is BADASS! They make me want to throat punch someone!
MUM YOU DON'T GET IT YOU CAN'T PAUSE AN ONLINE GAME
My a.d.d. is making it hard  to learn my acb's
YOu don't understand mom i cant quit in the middle of a game
how was your day at school? dammit
Don't talk to me today
up votes meme comes back and up vote count remains unchanged
go to school today she said it'll be fun she said
You don't understand mom 30 minutes will not be a SATISFYING amount of time for gameplay!
but mom im already 11! i  cant tell you that i love you!
killed by camper sends hate message
why do you tell me i should make friends then forbid me to talk to strangers
IT WASNT MY FAULT I WAS BEHIND THE ROCKS
I dont always kick ass but when i do
phone rings while playing cod no way
kill him in game kicks you from his server
I DONT USE A NIGHT LIGHT
when cozasy kills you with a noobtuber. . . . you try to kill him with a tomahawk
I don't want to be Luigi
I could just hug you
If I push my crayon down harder The picture will be better
you are noob tubing gets u banned from xbox live
You better be nice or i'll kick you in the face!
mmmmm hmmm harder priest!!
how can you post pictures on mumble?
Went to play mana leak saw i was tapped out
no mom orange juice is not the same as sunny d
They left class Without giving back my pencil
You hack my email account i hack your face
parents are stressed about work and paying bills don't they realize that my problems are more important?
I pack my lunch since that day I got a head of LETTUCE for lunch
stupid Scientists dinosaurs were not birds!!!
I am not mexican I'm just dark
Mom! Its my turn to play rom!
'm drunk
Got headset to talk shit in mw3 gets butt hurt when you talk shit back
Hold on i'm pooping
god damn it the hot chick from science just rubbed up against me jizzed in my pants for the first time
Mom. for the last time i. don't. eat. crust!
I hate it when wikipedia copies My Whole homework
no i can't open the door i am jerking off
It's playstation not 'game'station!
DOn't you ever talk about my wee-wee without permission!!!!!
Only two direwolves? SERIES RUINED
Uses Grenade launcher Still calls Enemies noobs
Mom you don't understand This isn't angry...
MUM SAYS: 'WHAT ABOUT YOUR HOMEWORK
MOM ENTERS ROOM WHILE FAPPING CAN'T I 'PAUSE --> EXIT GAME'!?!? DAMMMM
THIS IS WHAT MY FACE LOOKS LIKE WHEN IM TAKING A SHIT
I told you before His name's not Shang Too-sung!
I said a hamburger bun Mom.... THIs is WONDER BREAD!!!!!
class mate says he can't help with group work spends his time posting memes on facebook
playing mario kart wii online get hit by blue shell before finish line
Have to take shit in school damn doors are locked
iF IT WEREN'T FOR JUSTIN BEIBER HATE-SPAMMERS I WOULD HAVE NEVER HEARD OF HIM
it's my money and i need it now!
slowly pushs out a fart pooped pants
But mom i cant pause it it's online
They aren't Dolls THEY'RE ACTION FIGURES!!!
I thought it was a fart but shit came out
wants to watch new episode of 'walking Dead' Has to wait for parents to finish 'Celebrity apprentice'
'Hey' shut up navi!
makes sim family with girl he likes all he did was make woohoo
MOM
mom nobody says or has ever said 'coolio'
whines about chefteck power plays bf3 in public servers
Shut up
i'm gonna ban you if you dont vote for me for cp
it's not pokeman dad you know nothing you fool
You dont understand mom i cant pause im playing online
If i wanted that bike i would have asked santa for that bike
no mom that isn't pikachu
I cant pause the game when im playing online
so long Gay bowser!!!
You Don't understand i don't have enough gold!
Not every console is an xbox
I DON'T think you understand mom sixteen bits!
MOM
you said you got delivery THIS IS RED BARON
MOM! I CAN'T PAUSE IN AN ONLINE GAME
gets killed in a match blames nearest person in the room
they're not called pokemans!!!
photo editor y u no keep my neck in photo?
First week of from school get a cold
no mum its not 8:30 its 7:46
you don't understand mom there is no mario for ps3
die in gta do the health cheat before screen blacks out
pokemon evolving
mom stop calling im trying to text
it's my house I'm player 1
I cleaned my room for my mom today for microsoft points
music mafia man lost 30mins on estate attack complains about the person being pro
lost to another player make crew
angry school boy used mean look. but it failed!
You don't understand Mom I always get picked Last
thats a lie im 12 and a half
ULIE IM ACTUALLY 12 N00B
JUST YOU WAIT TILL I FINISH  SCHOOL MAP IN COUNTERSTRIKE
Mom five more minutes
what? i'm adopted ?
U saw me in the shower with Jerry Sandusky And u let me get raped! Ffffffffuuuuuuuuuu
Almost leaving School ' teacher!!!! we had homework'
if we have to get timmy a birthday present i get one too!
loses 1 on 1 pvp keyboard accidentally breaks
You don't understand  The teacher didn't show us how to do that one
if you don't give my pokemon back I swear i'll tell ur father u're gay
You don&#180;t understand mom They are spaming exorcism!
mom i cannot go to sleep i need to increase my alchemy skill
I don't need to play sports
walk in on me fapping you're dead to me
mum put jam in my sandwich i.hate.jam
Sucks to your assmar
black kid kicks me joins the kkk
Game releases in late november can't play until december 25th
mom!
lOOKOUT! PEDOBEAR COMING THROUGH!
You don't understand mom you cant pause online games
WHY isn't Mum making me a sandwich
got scammed in runescape asks dad to buy him rsgp online
out of the way mom!
he left the gang  drakes good as dead
STFU KEVIN
you don't understand mom the kitchen is where you belong
listens to ll cool j joins gang
drinks moutain dew
angry steve jobs died takes out anger on mom
admires hitler is half jewish
indian at 7-11 accidentally  forgot to give correct change hates all mexicans
If you Loved me I wouldnt have to stir my peanut butter
how did my gun jam!?
planted the word of christ in my heart nothing grew
For the last time Its not called a tuba
you should have just BROUGHT ME  THOSE HOT POCKETS mom
i am not a noob! noob!
mom
THIS ISNT JUST A GAME ITS A MAN SLAUGHTER.
I HATE IT WHEN IM TAKING A DRINK AND ALL THE ICE ATTACKS MY FACE
but i hate broccoli why can't it be meat?!
it's a cut-scene
y electricity go? when i go sleep
But MOM Saving the princess is more important than homeworks!
why didn't you  call out incoming? i could have saved you
get pencil from firend aaaw no lead
no you stupid rabbit those are my trix
WHere's the remote Dad? I bet you're sitting on it!
CANT OPEN MILK LET THE REVOLUTION BEGIN
Because I need Them Mom I Need The Hats
YOU DONT'T GET IT MOM I can't play when the power is unPLUGGED
girlfriend broke up with me punch someone and blame it on roid rage
All right chums
Hey Dalaron! My Mom... she got me this new game
dad i'm sorry i laugh so loud
You Dont understand mom i dont know who leaf garrett is!
HIS NAME'S KOFFING NOT PIKACHU
Get rejected by girl Hits her in the balls
yes i kicked my teacher in the cooch idgaf
I'm gonna ban you stephen reid is my dad
You don't understand Mom I can't sell the playstation
F*CKIN TEACHER TOOK MY DAMN CRAYONS
I refuse to lose my account BEcause of my moms miscummunication!!!
dont touch me or i will ban u!
How can you be ready? your shoes aren't even on!
must
Invited to party by cute girl met last week Already went back to college
WTF! MIGRATING HOST
monday! isn't real!
GO to bed shut up mum
Have you heard about this thread? It's all the rage
DAD LOVES ME IN THE ASS
Got sausages ? Didn't think so
Mom Took away pokemon cards? Kill her with fire
The teacher gave me an f when I clearly deserved a d-!
THIS WILL TAKE MY TROLLING  to new heights
shang tsung dissed my star wars themed xbox now i will call him a faggot online
you look at toilet paper after wipe? Calm down
i told you already stop pinching me!!
IS CALLED a squeaker online Calls a younger kid a squaker
buzi vagyok de visszavagok
you left me when i needed you the most
I'm ogoing to tell you again
talk crap about xbox one but you dont even own it
i told you before his name is not zelda!!!
dont't bother me while i'm making memes!
Mein Name ist Imgrund!  Ich habe alles unter Kontrolle!
Fkin wait till i see Bobby b
Download fails  blame your parents!
everything was going great this morning until my cat pooped in my shoe
DONT U DAR TUCH MY FUKING EKZBoKZ OUR I BRAK UR FEENGUREES
KEVIN BACON I AM COMING FOR YOU!!!
MOM YOU DONT UNDERSTAND I NEED THE BUTTPLUG FOR INSURGENCY
if x < 7... and y > x... why cant i go home and play COD?
smashercraft never gets up
WHO Put that there?
you don't understand... this is the fifth superbowl loss
When church is over and you're tryin' to leave but your mom has to say hi to everyone
BANNED FROM XBOX ONE FOR SWEARING
WHAT THE F%^$^ IS THE NANANA ICE CLASSIC?
my face is retarded
But you dont understand
can i have battlefield 4
NAME:mARTIN     vORNAME:
jack palmer what a wanker
he hates my favorite bar therefore i hate him
SHeyut up you feggit noob
I'm gonna ban you to make up you blocking me
you just don't understand how does the bus driver get on
plays bo2 doesn't get any kills name mark ramos
Mitochondria? Jellybeans? They look the same and both give me a lot of energy.
i can charge my phone all the way it will die
KILL YOUR FRIEND STEAL HIS GTA 5 COPY
This was the perfect meme but you jerks didn't get it
Kicks football Comes back and hits him in the face
I told my mom that i got my test but the grade wasn't on it
Im a meme not a me-me
Ran out of video memory? FML!
They're Pokemon Not Poke-e-Mans
You fucking cocksuckers
Im so mad my diaper turned purple
mos qaj mos qaj  gjinnaa
Threatens TV wins game
But mom there are single women in my area
I WILL DESTROY YOU!!
Roses are red violets are blue... I wanna fuck you with a rake.
So you telling me that i look like a lange
you dont understand I was looking after those magazines for a friend
got so mad reinstalled the shit out of it
If you knock on my door drunk I will kick you in the head
MOM! I GOT A BLASTOSIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP KENNNY
always wants boss out of room cries when not there
yOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MOM I NEED MONSTER
I will only tell you once! I don't do the alphabet song!!!!
I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT JUST GET IT DONE!
Calls other people kids on internet Gets angry when someone calls him a kid
you don't understand stolen food tastes so much better
stop trapping me minnesotaburns or i will hack you
Vegetables wont eat themselves! Is that my fault?
MOM YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I CAN'T EVEN MASTER MY TRACK IF YOU KEEP YELLING AT ME: VEGETABLES ARE READY
gurl i have needs
BUT MOM I HAVE TO BUY THE SKINS BECAUSE I AM PRO WITH THAT CHAMP
you look at me the wrong way Your head goes boom!
no
mommmmmm i'm running out of controller batterrryyyyy!
mom! take these vegetables out of my pizza!
no mum  not everything is nintendo
ASIIII  ME LA CASCOOO
mom my meat is stupid strong
I eat punks like you for breakfast Then I crap em out and eat em again!
im the uncle now
global warming
61 likes all the hard work I put in!!!
UWOTM8 fight me irl
420 blaze it faggot No i dont know what weed is
its my computer mom i built it
I'm not angryYY!!! Just fappin'! So leave me alooooone!!!
I don't care if it is a bun i hate crust
It better be or so help me god
Goddammit Minion! You making my head hurt!
teacher gave you homework over winter vacation   FFFFFUUUUUU-
ME NO NOOB I PRESTIGES 9 TIME!!!
you stupid noob  my dad works for microsoft
por que? tu bambino es grande serrote
I don't care what it tasted like I don't want to see pictures of your lunch!
oh you made a yo momma joke well yo momma is dead
that grumpy cat posts are getting annoying
MAKE ONE MORE 'KEEP CALM' MEME AND I SWEAR TO GAHD
nO PICKLES
MMhhrRRRrrr! I said no pickles!!!!
ACE PUSH ME DOWN  CAUSE I TOLD HIM TO STFU AND THEN I CRIED
you said we'd be off by 1400 so what's this about a formation
you cant pause a online game mom
you don't understand mom 'because' isn't an answer
shit tobi is obito?
stfu dad! cod does not have a frickin contra code
prestige 20 banned of xbox live
but mum league of legends can't be paused
Hey son
FIGHT ME AFTER SCHOOL YOU DUMB FEGET
YOU KEEP KILLING ME I WILL HACK YOU
You don't understand we at war with poland
ANGER IS PART OF THE GAME
WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU NOT VOTING FOR CARDIEL?!!!
NOT NOW MOM TRyinG TO GET 99 SMITHING
that guy... IS HACKING!
that guy... IS HACKING!
LIKE MAN WON'T LENG YOU DOWN
a test? fuuuuuuuuuuuck
Random bgg admin locked my thread
I look Like Joffrey Baratheon
i was trapped in a locker!
You don't understand mam Mikaska gloves are shite
No Nick you DOnt understand i said its dark
MOM you dont understand theirs no  theirs 50 seconds left in the timer
revives teammate gets shot
For the last time
but mom
i can't stop now i must take vengence on my house
the server crashed for homecoming?! get it together. now.
call me toots one more time i dare you
Tryhard  rage
mom!stop annoying me and  get back in the kitchen
When we asked to meet it was to get off our phones!!
THATS NOT MY GAMEBOY MOM! THATS A FREAKING CALCULATOR
group of girls only Ugliest one likes me
ill study later schools in 20 minuites
wore cena's new pink shirt and hat picked on all day at school
dont bully me or ill go home and get my nerf gun
I WAS FIVE IT WAS KINDERGARTEN!
gets bullied in school shows up next day with his dads .44
NO THE RED ONE!
back to school back to hell
This meme.ans war
SEEING KIDS WEARING SNAPBACKS TO SCHOOL.. TAKE IT OFF TRY HARD
MOM
mum this food tastes like crap learn to cook properly
Best friend oliver locks ipad ama kill you!!!
If you think I am wrong
OMG MUM  YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
0175506646
NO SEAS NOOB
Donates 200 dollars cheats detected
Do it now! Or else..
i.will.get. an.a!!
Mom comes in room mutes mic
My anger will get me in trouble But the law will protect me
Im telling you mom  i didnt  masturbate
mam
No Mom we're not hungry!! friends are starving
I want iMotm Hummels Lets beg on the forum
Gets miss krompton for maths has to stay behind and feel the wrath of her vaginal cheese and stench
HOW CAN WE BE GOING DOWN AFTER TWO GAMES?!
wat mak3z me s0  baaaaaad!
ASKED FOR A PLAYSATION FOR CHRISTMAS GETS A WII
I have 1000 songs but none of them personifies how I'm feeling!!
kraft mom?? i only...eat...velveeta!!
nothing bad is going to happen to me if i say what country i'm from to this 24 year old in an online forums
But mom! This will give me better hand eye coordination
mom gives me goodnight kiss at my slumber party mom must die
I'm playing GTA: san andreas
Bring something heavy up 12 flights of stairs when mum told me to put it in the car
iF THE OLYMPICS DONT END TODAY.. sO HELP ME GOD..
'DInner is ready' Its never ready
NO I WON'T EAT MY DINNER I'M 1 OFF A BLOODY NUKE
I'm Not Geoffrey from Game of Thrones!
TEACHER ASKS AN OUT OF THE WORLD QUESTION MUST NOT MAKE EYE CONTACT
mom buys juiceboxes for friends They're not capri sun
that's it your getting hacked kid i got your ip address
Laughs at jokes about 9/11 Bashes people who make fun of Adalia Rose.
Turn on xbox fap face
'You playing Team Fortress? TEAM FORTRESS 2!
It's a euphonium not a baritone
got a new bike broke his front tooth on the handlebars
you will pay for  this!
MOM!!! LET ME FINISH UP A LEVEL!!!
Wants mcdonalds gets a packet of skittles instead
Beats Elite Four Has to fight Gary Motherf*cking  oak
JO&#195;O PEDRO POSTA NA SEC&#199;&#195;O DE POKER S&#211; LEVO PI&#199;ADAS FDS. FILHOS DA P*TA DA POKERSTARS. SEMPRE A MESMA M*RDA.
MOM WHERE ARE MY PORNO MAGS!?!
You dont understand mum Brazzers is not free!
I Don't Want to eat my Vegetables!!!
what do you mean dad couldn't get yeezys
When i get mad at my parents i rub my balls on their pillow
dont you get it  i cant leave the enemy might steal my care package
I just met you
has headset acts tough
STOP! KILLING ME!!!
I get so mad i Get sO so mad!!!!
HOMEWORK! BUT I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME THAT IS RATED FOR PPL THAT ARE 6 YEARS OLDER THAN ME
points out spelling errors while making typos
WANTS TO FOCUS FOR AN EXAM ENDS UP COUNTING THE NUMBER COUGHS AND SNEEZES
SHORN PEN? GNOMEY WHATS? UNGGGGHHHHHH.
Hello goodbye
Mom its not lego its minecraft
But mom
you haven't seen lord of the rings??? you haven't lived son!!!
Its pokemon not poke'mans'
what do you mean? dora cant hear me?
you dont understand mom when i play video games i dont get dirty
fallen nearly dead Arcane sentry
kIRE CHAIA CHAIA KI DEHOS HARD DISK A BARI KHAITE CHAS!
HOW CAN I STOP PLAYING GUITAR YOU GAVE ME IT THaT WAS THE PURPOSE!
'pass?' YOU MEAN PACE.  loses ball
Dinesh Seelam U got Owned !
garen is not tank
I WASN'T BOTTING I TURNED OFF CHAT FILTERS
asked for cod.. got a club penguin membership..
Googled 'success kid' in the hopes of meming that shit  Froze computer twice and couldn't log on to meme generator
Why would I take out the trash If it's not even full
USES NERDY IN A PEJORATIVE MANNER POSTS ON WWW.GAMEFAQS.COM STAR WARS BASED MESSAGE BOARD
You don't understand They are my jelly beans!
when i learn karate you'll all be sorry
Gets punched in the face repeatedly by a cheerleader... stands there and deals with it because she's cute...
made two steps in abe's exoddus quiksave time!
For those who ask who posted on their spillit your retards
Megan I love you
Anchiornis & Microraptor Ain't real dinosaur T-Rex is a Real dinosaur
i DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND i get car sick if i dont sit beside the window
Mom you dont understand I need light up shoes to run faster
26
you don't understand i'm 18. I can do whatever i want
Makes fun of everything that you like that he doesn't throws a monstorous fit when you make fun of nascar
I don't wear seatbelts because it's big government intrusion
mom! stop calliing my ps3 a xbox!
Sad I'm mad mad im sad
For the Last time They have no trade value!
I guess i dont get choice time
My dog didn't eat my homework I did.
mom!  you can't pause online multiplayer
notices people only have enough talent too regurgitate seven different jokes about him makes this face
say 'go to bed' one more time i double dare you mother...
mom calls him for dinner teamfight starts
there's no such thing as a club penguin
wANTS mASS EFFECT 3 IN EASTER BASKET GETS HALO 3
doesn't know how to read bullies class mates
Josh cooper you are my father
Can't get rid of The ginger
mom
mom
I don't think you get it your supposed to teach us!
Religion? Science? HBO? bring back the ******* memes!
You don't understand mom the volume is only at 40!
Shit at cod Blames lag
What is this no crayons
Mom! you bought me download content for a game i dont own
They KILLed the silver mare??! Series ruined
NO I HAVE to be first controler
you don't understand
no mom its charizard not pikachu
THAT WAS MY CHOCOLATE ICE CREAM
Mom walks in front of tv Dies one off nuke
You dont understand
fine! take away my ps3 'plays ds'
tries to toss food into mouth tosses onto floor
Just bombed nonnas 'raine
Call me greg you don't understand what you have done
i want a lot of people to play stop ruining the game! gtfo!
say mmmkayyy one more time ...
TakE that iphone And shove it up YOUR ASS
Don't be stupid mom the water bottle food fight today at break was totally worth getting suspended.
M103 i am f*cking disappoint
...Like Your Opinion Is Going To Change The World Like 'Lady Gaga' Thinks She's Doing.
God Dammit... stop noob tubin
playing gta turns tv off when mom comes in
how many times did i tell you i cant find it!!!!
You guys don't understand my turbo's off so i can pass emmisions!!!!!
snowed two feet wore shorts
кто родил?? в жопе негра отзови?ь!
ITS THOSE DAMN WAVES RUINING MY SANDCASTLE
rage quits expects to be let back in a week later
OMG SANTINO!! HIS name's otunga
no! you stopped my killstreak!
you don't understand mom it's not oblivion: skyrim!
You dont understand mom! she hasnt updated my schoolloop
anger buys things
Luke sefton is already a meme resistance is futile
you don't understand
we'll always like sharma more
gets killed on runescape 'give me my stuff back or i'll hack your computer'
one minute left in class teacher passes out homework
Total miner and minecraft are TOTALLY two different things
get killed by mortar once complain on gamefaqs about how cheap mortar is
Youre wrong! Kirby is not the best smash bros character!
Got a chance to meet the creators or super mario and confront them about all the unnecessary characters!
answer question wrong teacher thinks you're retarded
mom!! leave me the f***k alone i'm playing  call of duty!!!
they FORGOT ABOUT ME at a chuck e. cheese
Get me starbucks And a Usa today
My $500 beats don't sound as good as $50 sKull candy Dr dre lied!
my sim dad is bigger than your sim dad
never heard of mass effect 3?! I must be adopted!
not interested in halo 4?! you're not my real dad!
got a new pack of paper today now I'm all out
but mom... if alduin INST killed
people don't like my music time to meltdown
She took HIS crayons why so serious?
I ask what's with these colors around my head... i then blame memes!
I ALWAYS GET THE PURPLE COLORED RULER IT MEANS ROYALTY!
no mom macaroni doesn cook itself!
slowly pushs out fart pooped pants
free kill. You hardscoped.
But mom you don't understand He called me gay
i'VE TOLD YOU BEFORE MOM wII SPORTS IS A SPORT
drank red kool-aid looks like lipstick
GF says 'use bigger package' Packages same weight
what do you mean kfc closes at nine
How can i stay awake when all that processes in my head is the time
you don't understand mom 
ask to go to the bathroom teacher says wait
I am not angry its just that i love making that face
wanna be good at cod use modded controller and aimbot
Parents say they're on the teacher's side Let him play CoD until 2 a.m.
I'm Funny! But don't make fun of me!!
I used to like legos until i took one to the foot
i used to like legos until i took one to the foot
I demand candy or I will call social services  on you
you don't understand
buy a $100+ loose-leaf book from sdsu bookstore still have to buy a folder to put it in
You don't understand man you can't be superman!
No i can't go to sleep mom i'm at war against Rokkoko
WHO IS WINNING? READ THE SCREEN MOM.
iT'S A NINTENDO DS MOM
dies in runescape commits sucide
whats lemonparty.org? why won't anybody tell me.
no mom Its a massive multiplayer online role playing game
How can I make a choice when there's only 6 sets of sushi to choose now
i'm sorry billy you're adopted
asked for mw3 got pogs for christmas
he's having a heart attack? just let me finish this match
ginger?
you don't understand mom Grand Theft Auto is not an INDICATION of my own autonomy
crap! I used the wrong wax
Wallace Lay Down
Shut up! I'm about to win
How many times do i have to tell you you can only stop a counter trap with a counter trap
install bsd linux too mainstream
First Place in COD Sticks and Stones ...Bankrupt
NO SNACKS  SO MUCH FOR EATING TODAY
has troll dad beats the hell out of him
24 KILLSTREAK ON MW3 MOM TURNS OFF XBOX 360 CAUSE I DIDNT CLEAN MY ROOM
but mom i have scouts!
I'm waiting for jet in bf3 Crashes jet
MOM!!!!!! I CAN'T PAUSE MULTIPLAYER
Hoping for a really good lunch Ends up in the cereal Bar!
NO SAGA Honey Nut Cheerios are different than Regular cheerios
You don't understand It's my day off from school
don't tell me to take notes then switch slides!!
i hate when you make me talk to grandma
you don't understand halby i can't soak alone
Lt. Surge's Pikachu Knows Surf?!?!?
They see me ragin' they hatin'
you don't understand i didn't wet my pants i got an out of control hanging sausage pipe
IT'S tape
I painted my firetuck with the blood of virgins
if you run faster you'll get more speed
mom asked me if i wanted carrots with my dinner so i slapped her in the face
i told u  only snipers.... and quickscope
mom i can't 'pause' a match!
mom
i'm gonna ban you if you don't stop posting on the wall
he stole my lunch  i pissed myself
Mom forgets to pack juice box never again
i hope your dinner tastes real good because i'm not hungry!
Its not screamo its metal!!
buzz lightyear?! that shit was before I was even born
how could there be a new one? I just bought the old one!
I gave you the gobstopper give me my candy!
You don&#180;t understand mom CLOSE the door and turn off light !!!!
No mom You can't watch me play with my action figures.
i need need my Bday money early to buy a stand for my 46' hdtv
stop telling me dinner is ready i'll come when i'm done playing!
you just dont understand
for the last time mom i dont want fruits in my stocking
Sleep? Now?! Are you crazy mum!? Shut-up!! I nearly have enough kills for a care package!
GET HATE FROM FRIENDS ONLY HIT ONES SMALLER THEN HIM
YOU SHOOT ME I SAID NO SHOOTING!!!
THINK OF FUNNY MEME CONTEXT TOO LONG TO EXPLAIN IN CAPTION
I told you It's an xbox
Its lego not legos ghndammitt!!!
Bully steals Pokemon Card Fight after School!
hard scope
But mom
Girlfriend for three days breaks up with him idolizes ted bundy
Name not K its k-on!!
What did you say punk?!
I'm gonna ask you one last time
i did not fart!! You heard me???
Prepare yourselves the uganda memes are coming
Prepare yourself (2) missed calLs from mom
prepare the troops uganda does have oil
Brace yourselves Everyone on Facebook is about to become an expert in criminal law
Brace yourselves santa claus is coming to town
Brace yourselves the prom posts are coming
brace yourself finals are coming
Prepare yourselves the flood of misused memes is coming
prepare the kleenex it's bikini season on facebook
Prepare yourselves diablo iii memes are coming
Prepare Yourself Gun Control Posts Are coming!
prepare yourselves the batman shooting posts are coming
prepare youself the meme has been changed to 'brace yourselves'
prepare yourself im going in dry
Prepare yourselves Error 37 memes are coming
Prepare yourself the presidential related memes are coming
Brace yourselves The 4/20 posts are coming
brace yourselves forever alone day is coming
PRepare yourself eVERYONE will conveniently forget about 'innocent until proven Guilty' FOR A WHILE
Brace yourselves the christmas ads are coming
brace Yourselves the disney star wars memes are coming
Brace yourselves The giant statuses are coming
Brace Yourselves the 4/20 statuses are coming
BRACE YOURSELVES '2012-END OF THE WORLD' POSTS ARE COMING
brace yourself torres is back!
Brace yourselves christmas music is coming
bRACE YOURSELVES HARLEM-SHUFFLE POSTS ARE COMING
brace yourselves the 'brace yourselves new year posts are coming'  are coming
Brace yourselves 'End of the world' posts are coming
brace yourselves the election posts are coming
BRACE YOURSELFS THE MILEY CYRUS MEMES ARE COMING
brace yourselves the manny pacquiao should have won posts are coming
brace yourselves the forever alone posts are coming
PRepare yourself I have farted
Prepare Yourself America is about to start mourning another crackhead
PREPARE YOURSELVES THE ROCKETS BANDWAGONERS ARE COMING
Brace Yourself Back to School posts are coming
Helm's Deep was an inside job
Prepare Yourself New Year's Resolution Posts are coming
Brace yourselves the mosquitoes are coming
Brace yourselves Facebook and instagram Pictures of people's thanksgiving dinners are coming
prepare yourselves the kony 2012 criticisms are coming
i dont allways make memes but when i do i use the wrong one
prepare yourself Mom is stomping down the hallway
Prepare yourselves The Giants victory statuses are coming
prepare yourselves the russian meteor posts are coming
Brace yourselves... the whitney houston posts are coming.
brace yourselves i ate a vindaloo
BRACE YOURSELVES I'M GONNA BRACE MYSELF
prepare yourselves the 'last day of school' posts are coming
Brace yourselves Halo 4 posts are coming
brace yourselves i'm about to sing 'I Will Always Love YOU'
prepare yourself Instagram pics of thanksgiving dinner are coming
Brace yourSelf Here come the Obama lovers
One does not simply select the wrong meme
prepare yourself  the 'perfect cuddle weather' statuses are coming
Prepare yourselves ~1' of snow fell and everyone will take a picture of it
prepare yourselves i ate beans
Brace yourselfs 5th of november facebook status are coming
Brace yourselves The olympics posts are coming
prepare yourself she is writing a wall of text
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR HUNDREDS OF CELL PHONE BLOOD MOON PICTURES
Prepare Yourselves Girls in Sun Dresses Are Coming
Prepare Yourselves Valve is about to have all of your moneys
Prepare your body for beach season
brace yourself! INSINCERE posts pretending to care about children are coming!
Brace yourselves Racist obama comments are coming
Prepare yourself the gangnam style memes are coming
prepare yourselves the michael clark duncan posts are coming
Prepare yourself Birthday wishes from people i once knew are coming
Bikini season is coming The fatties will fat
Brace yourselves Men The bad girls club STATUSES are coming
Prepare Yourself Winter is NEver F....ING lEAVING!
Prepare yourself Facebook snow pictures are coming
Brace Yourselves the new year new me messages are coming
Prepare Yourselves  New Years Resolutions Are Coming
Perpare yourselfs New year promises are coming
brace yourself brazil comments are coming
prepare yourselves for butthurt heat haters
Prepare yourselves the irish are coming
new social network. prepare yourself! the brazilian people are coming
OH DEAR GOD THERE'S NO SAVING OP FROM FAGGOTRY
Prepare yourself the feminists are coming
brace yourself grandpa is posting selfies
brace yourself The 'i haven't _____since last year' jokes are coming
brace yourselves resolutions are coming
Prepare yourselves 24 hours of 'A Christmas Story' is coming!
Prepare yourselves the Zimmerman status' are coming
Brace yourselves Revenge of the 5th is coming
brace yourselves the world is gonna end
hire lawyers apple is coming
brace yourselves the june bugs are coming
Prepare yourself the 4/21 depression posts are coming
Testing... Is this mike on?
Prepare yourself Giant superbowl statuses are coming
Brace yourself  MAN UTD FANS ARE ABOUT TO BECOME MANAGEMENT EXPERTS
Brace yourself The 'Brian is back' statuses are coming!!
Brace yourselves NElson mandela is not coming back because of the facebook likes
Brace yourself Bieber hate-mail is comming
Brace yourselves posts about refs making the wrong call in the superbowl are coming
prepare the repels we entered mt. moon
brace Yourselves the it's snowing posts are coming
One does not simply brace one's self
Brace yourself the 18th National Congress of the Communist Party of China posts are coming
Prepare yourself The 'I'm moving to colorado' posts are coming
brace yourselves statuses about the rain are coming
PREPARE YOURSELVES BAND CAMP IS APPROACHING
Brace yourselves Ray Bradbury quotes are coming
Prepare yourself failure is coming
Prepare yourself FIFA fans are coming
prepare yourselves everyone is suddenly irish
Prepare yourselves UMBC Winter is never ending
Brace yourself the 'forever alone' posts are coming
prepare yourself the memes about memegenerator being down are coming
brace yourselves the password changes are coming
BRACE YOURSELVES COMPLAINTS ABOUT THE SNOW ARE COMING
Prepare your wallets The Steam winter sale is coming...
Brace yourselves The Windowlickers have awoken
Prepare Yourselves Departing college students are about to be greatly missed by their pets
prepare yourselves zimmerman verdict posts are coming
Brace yourself hell week is coming
BRACE YOURSELVES MONDAY IS COMING
prepare yourself the hd rereleases are coming
prepare yourself your girlfriend is coming
Prepare your wallet  GIrlfriend incoming
brace yourselves the merry christmas posts are coming
BRACE YOURSELF TWILIGHT FANGIRLS ARE COMING
Brace yourselves Mobile photos of people voting yes to legalizing marijuana are coming
prepare yourselves the 'i'm moving to canada' posts are coming
Prepare yourselves the 9/11 posts are coming
Prepare Yourselves microsoft is making phone that will crash in your pockets and reboot
prepare yourself  The memes of clint yelling at a chair are coming
Prepare yourself the phillip phillips facebook post are coming
Prepare yourselves Romney is coming
BRACE YOURSELF SURPRISE BUTTSEX IS COMING
Prepare yourself Mother's day posts are coming
Prepare yourselves the 'i hate boys' Statuses
brace yourselves the st. patty's day posts are coming
Winter is coming I can't feel my legs
Prepare Yourselves Thy pms approaches
Prepare YOURSELF FOR UNWANTED MENTAL IMAGES!
brace yourself or the commercials will brainrape you
Brace yourselves ramadan is coming
prepare yourself 2 missed calls from nathan
Prepare yourself GODZILAA IS COMING!!!
BRACE YOURSELF MEN A TEST IS COMING!
brace yourselves Watch Dogs is coming
BRACE YOURSELVES THE TIME OF THE YEAR THAT HAS THE MOST BIRTHDAYS IS COMING
Brace yourself Faggot
Solange is coming
Prepare yourself The stoners are coming
brace yourselves summer is coming
Brace yourselves Indegestion is coming
BRACE YOURSELVES LAME COSTUMES ARE COMING
Despite using two hands My dick is still visible
Prepare yourself the occ  idiots are coming.
prepare yourself March is coming
Prepare yourselves We're going to lose the war anyway
Brace your... Oh
Brace yourselves Sherlock series 3 is coming
prepare yourselves kitkat update is coming
Prepare yourself For a flood of snow pics
Prepare yourself america is about to start mourning another crackhead
prepare yourselves immigrants from the dominican republic are coming
Prepare yourself The putin posts are coming
Brace Yourselves The First New Year Hangover's are coming
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR STATUSES ABOUT PREPARING YOURSELF
prepare yourself 14-03 is coming
Prepare yourself Bodil is coming
Prepare yourself Pamela Masik with her portrait of Julie Young
Prepare yourself Painter Pamela Masik may see her role as “bearing witness? to “honour? the murdered and Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6 missing women of Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
Prepare yourself If you’re in Vancouver you may already be familiar with the portraiture of Pamela Masik.Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Inspired by the women who have famously gone missing from Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
Prepare yourself Lost & Found Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Pamela Masik’s quest to honour the missing women AMBER TROOCK ZOE GREAVES of the Downtown Eastside
Brace yourselves Jack is coming
Brace yourselves... The incessant repeats of Katy Perry's 'Roar' are upon us.
Brace yourselfs GTA V Gameplays are coming
BRACE YOURSELF THE BREAKING BAD SPOILERS ARE COMING
Prepare Yourself Naptime is Coming
Prepare yourselves Pretty Little Liars tweets are coming
Prepare yourself Pamela Masik began painting portraits of the many women missing from the Downtown Eastside five years ago in a plight to draw attention to the tragic cases. Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  She has painted 69. ZOE GREAVES AMBER TROOCK
Prepare yourselves pokemon is turning into digimon
Brace yourselves the bad udyr's are coming
Brace yourselves hot-headed zimmerman posts are coming
Prepare yourself Everyone's a law expert
prepare yourself Survivor is coming
prepare yourselvs I just just droped one
Prepare yourself the pro ADC is coming
Prepare yourselves bcuz 'this is sparta'
Prepare yourselves Imma sing a song with this microphone
Brace yourselves FACEBOOK WALL POSTS ARE COMING
BRACE YOURSELVES finals are comming
Prepare yourselves The Suspicious package reports are coming
prepare yourselves it's 7 a.m. and the jehovah witness' are coming.
Prepare yourselves The prom posts are coming
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR FUN
Prepare yourselves bcuz 'this is sparta'
Prepare yourself loads of crappy lets-play-videos will come with the ps4
Brace yourseLves  Valentines day bullshit incoming
Prepare yourself harlem shake videos are coming
Prepare yourself for endless comments on the snow storm
prepare yourselves the wannabe-philosopher is coming
brace yourselves 21/12/12 facebook status are coming
Brace yourself end of the world statuses are coming
BRASE YUORCELFS GRAMMAR NAZIS ARE COMMENTING
Brace yourselves The relatives are coming
Prepare yourselves the new years resolution posts are coming
Brace yourselves Lovie Smith status'  are coming
Brace yourself  The 'new year
Prepare yourself The harbaugh bowl stories are coming
Prepare yourselves the 'Don't Drive angry' posts are coming
Prepare yourself Disney-produced star wars movies are coming
Brace yourself! Anti is coming!
brace yourselves facebook discussions about gun control laws from people who have little to no political value and whom do not actively engage in any local
Brace yourself here comes the pacquiao related posts
Prepare Yourselves The Irish are coming!!
prepare yourselves heskey is playing...
prepare the popcorn the final presidential debate is coming
prepare yourself political ARGUMENTS are coming
Prepare yourself mom is checking HISTORY on browser
Brace yourselves the x-mas photo shoots are coming
Brace yourself the slutty HALLOWEEN pictures are soon to flood the newsfeed
Prepare yourselves the election day statuses are coming
brace YOURSELVES  the iphone 5 is slightly THINNER
Prepare yourselves The words are coming
prepare yourself a silent but deadly is coming
PREPARE YOURSELVES 'MACKLEMORE CONCERT CHANGED MY LIFE' POSTS ARE COMING
cuffing season is coming But the thirst has already begun
IT's october Prepare yourselves for memes telling you to prepare yourselves for halloween costume posts
prepare yourself the clint eastwood and chair memes are coming
BRACE YOURSELF MIKELE A BREEZE IS COMING
Prepare yourself Everyone on Facebook will post something about gun ownership
Brace Yourself  They Opened The PSU Hater Floodgates again
Prepare yourselves More shitty adrian memes will be forced upon us by dawn
Prepare yourselves larnell has dyed his hair once again
brace yourselves father is building a clubhouse
Prepare yourselves The 'i hate school' statuses are coming
Brace yourselves statuses about the RNC are coming
brace yourselves the mexicans are having a family reunion
one does not simply prepare themself
Brace yourselves The freshmen are everywhere
Brace yourself someone shot an enfield in cherno
prepare yourself i lost my car keys.
prepare yourself JB coming to Norway again
Brace Yourselves Fake italians are coming
Brace Yourselves Incoming ENGLAND Memes
Brace Yourselves They've brought a forum troll
Brace yourselves the weekend is coming
BRACE YOURSELVES FINALS ARE COMING
brace yourselves week-end is comming
prepare yourselves prom photos are coming
Prepare yourselfs for pewdiepie fanboy rage
brace yourselves the bandwagoners are coming
Brace yourselves pezada veraniega is back
Prepare yourselfs the bandwagon heat statuses are coming
prepare yourself the kidney stone jokes are coming
BRACE YOURSELVES NUCLEAR WINTER IS COMING
Brace yourselves The Senior Board Posts are Coming
Prepare yourself Brock  Brandon's fag army is coming
BRACE yourselves The prom posts are coming
Brace Yourselves bandwagon bruins fans are coming
Brace yourselves the sn&#246; in april statuses are coming
Prepare yourself 4/20 is coming
Prepare yourself... the 4/20 posts are coming
brace yourselves asa7be emotion is now in chat
Brace yourselves finals are coming
Brace yourselves daddy is driving
prepare yourselves the one direction fangirls are coming
brace yourselves sleepless nights from diablo 3 are coming
Brace yourself school i'm coming back
Brace Yourselves 420 POSTS ARE COMING
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prepare yourselves the virgins are coming
Prepare yourselves the grandparents have arrived
PRepare Yourselves The British are coming
Prepare the troops uganda does have oil
Prepare yourselves I have just passed gas
Prepare yourseles the kony revolution is coming
BRACE YOURSELVES THE WEEKEND PARTY PICS ARE COMING
prepare yourselves americans knowing about incidents that happened in uganda 26 years ago are coming
Brace yourselves the tourists are coming
Prepare Yourselves daylight savings time is here
Prepare yourselves we have a test today
PREPARE YOURSELVES BATMAN IS COMING
prepare yourselves here come the noobtubers
BRACE YOUR LIVER A WEEKEND OF DRINKING APPROACHES
Prepare yourselves  A silent but deadly is coming
prepare yourself for tonight... we party!
prepare yourselfs i'm about to make a speech
prepare yourselves the trolls are coming
Brace yourselves More shitty usi memes are coming
PREPARE YOURSELVES THE KONY 2012 POSTS ARE COMING
PREPARE YOURselves the patches are coming
My God! He actually did it.... He actually cleared every quest in Skyrim!
Gentlemen to bed For we rise at 9:30...ish
embrace yourself you are your own best friend
Brace Yourself America thinks there is oil on the internet
BRB Off To DIe
brace yourself the birthday greetings are coming
Prepare yourselves the anti-valentines status' are coming
Prepare Yourselves for jokes about being single
Brace yourselves the 'brace yourselves' jokes are coming
Prom Is Coming prepare the condoms
Prepare yourself for arrow in the knee jokes
BRACE YOURSelVES GERMANY UPDATES ARE COMING
prepare yourself my bow is full
brace yourselves he is working with the barrels!
Brace yourselves immuno final is coming
Brace yourselves nonintellectual post incomming
Brace yourself  Birthday gifts are coming
prepare yourselves weekend in kerava about to begin
Prepare Yourself FOR THE Heat FAN EXODUS!
Brace Yourselves The Hodag Countdown is Coming
Prepare yourselves The one-year-long wait for Se05 is coming
Prepare the troops... Father's day posts are coming
PREPARE YOURESLVES i'M GOING TO DIE SOON
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prepare yourself divine interventions are coming
Prepare yourselves realgm here come the stupid threads
Brace Yourself Brand Challenge is coming
Prepare yourself The stickers are coming
Prepare your Game capture hd's lots of games incoming
prepare yourselves half life 3 is- lol jk
Never mind Winter Braap radio is coming
Prepare yourselves bronies are coming
PREPARE YOURsElf  yOUR PIZZA IS ON ITS WAY
PREPARE YOURSELF FERN'S BIRTHDAY MONTH IS UPON US!
PREPARE YOURSELVES! A HUGE ARMY in the distance! Nevermind... just nearby Ants
Prepare yourself the great e-vape has the hades mod!
prepare yourself the b*tches are coming
Prepare yourself Unnecessary donation requests from the alumni association are coming
PREPARE YOURSELF THE ANTI-EA CIRCLEJERK KARMA TRAIN IS COMING
Prepare yourself KROSS 2015 is coming
Prepare yourself CAR posts are coming
brace yourselves we are the last ones who remember what beardless women look like
pREPARE YOURSELVES AS ENGLISH IS MUCH HARDER
Brace yourself excuses are coming
Prepare yourselfs Louis Robert Paul Ducruet pictures are comeing
PREPARE YOURSELVES MASPALOMAS PRIDE 2015 IS TEN DAYS
Prepare youreselves Final exams are coming
there is a war...about to start so...uhhh
Prepare yourself daughter Mum is going to say no
brace yourselves pictures of ireland are coming
brace yourselves photo war is coming
Prepare yourselves the flight 370 conspiracy theories are coming
Prepare yourselves game of thrones themed weddings are coming
Brace Yourselves Grammar nazis incoming
brace yourself 1600m runs are coming
Prepare yourself the sign guy is coming
Prepare yourself World Cup ads are coming
Brace Yourself More Hospital Plogs!!!
prepare yourself Icebergs are coming
Build me a Vegan army. One that is strong enough to storm McMordor!
PREPARE YOURSELVES MONDAY APPROACHES SWIFTLY!
Brace yourself My period is coming
Prepare yourselfs people with michael jackson  memes are comming
prepare yourself the 'it's gonna be May' memes are coming
brace yourself the uni students are working for the cra
brace yourselves the know-it-all is coming
Brace yourself the password resets are coming
Prepare Yourself dub haters are coming
bRACE YOURSELVES WORLDCUP IS STARING
Brace yourself Elections posts are coming
Prepare Yourselves The Easter Bunny Smoking pot memes are coming!
prepare yourselves religious jibber jabber    is coming
Prepare yourselves religious jibber jabber is coming
Brace yourselves Design by COMMITTEE is coming
brace yourselves  the stoned rabbit memes are coming
Brace Yourself Prom asking is coming
BRACE YOURSELVES finals are coming
Brace yourselves The 420 posts are coming and nobody cares
Brace yourself We're dissecting pigs today
prepare yourself for white girl wednesday
Brace yourselves Winter has returned
BRACE YOURSElf ENd of the school years means...endless awards assemblies
BRAce yourselves sylhet trip is coming!
BRACE YOURSELF ROSA IM GOING IN DRY
prepare yourself flowers are coming
prepare yourself for seson 6 of adventure time is coming
Prepare yourselves baby picture are coming
Prepare yourself i-week is coming
Brace yourself  'My boyfriend left and I'm crying' texts are coming
prepare yourself justin beiber is coming
Brace yourself I'm gonna Rock that body
Prepare yourselves the gg euw posts are coming
prepare yourselves summer is coming
Prepare Yourselves Justin Bieber Is Coming
Brace yourself controversial comments are coming
Brace yorselves zuera is coming
brace yourselves the erzas are coming
prepare yourself the questions are on there way!
Brace Yourselves Undie run is coming
prepare yourself the stupidity from uneducated people is coming for russia
PREPARE YOURSELF MORE STUPID BANNERS ARE COMING
Prepare yourself 'coolest thing ever' sxsw bullshit is coming
Prepare thineself       ukraine WE have a cavetroll
PREPARE YOURELVES THE OMG IT'S SPRING POSTS ARE COMING!
Prepare yourself! Daniel Fast memes are coming.
heroes get remembered But legends never die
Brace yourselves You're going to be sick of MEME's very soon
Brace yourselves pinheirinha is coming
Prepare yourselves Bernstein is coming
prepare yourself payout is coming
Prepare yourself shadow op threads are coming
Prepare yourself Roger thornhill is coming
Brace Yourselves Giguere is starting in Goal Tonight
Brace yoursleve Finland is coming
Brace yourselves the safari zone is coming
ULLAS 2014 IS COMING!!!!!!
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brace yourselves Australian tv will be nothing but schapelle corby and winter olympics today
Brace yourselves Valentine's Day is coming
Prepare Yourself Pictures of shibas in snow are coming
Prepare yourself Hoards of bitching southerners are coming
Prepare yourself I'll sweep you off your  feet During the interview
BRace YOURSELF THE FACEBOOK MOVIES ARE COMING!
Brace yourselves The mayor is on facebook
Brace yourself The Mayor is coming
brace yourselves Inscri&#231;oes nos horarios are coming
Prepare Yourself Happy Birthday Texts Coming Tomorrow
Prepare yourself The porn pics are coming
Brace yourself facebook movies are coming
Prepare yourselves 6TB of data loss is coming
Prepare Yourselves The Super Bowl Memes are coming
prepare yourselves Snow post are coming
brace yourselves the elsa cosplays are coming
Prepare yourselves The Super Bowl tweets are coming
Brace Yourselves For Annoying Facebook Play-by-Play
brace yourselves The seahawks bandwagoners are coming
Prepare yourselves sad broncos memes are coming
Prepare yourself the end of Hot cash                   is coming
prepare yourself the end of hot cash is coming
Brace yourself Tet is Coming
prepare yourself he has the joint.. here comes a story
prepare yourselves it might rain
Prepare yourself The amount of sauce in a can of chef boyardee will be a unit of measurement for days
Off Hours Support Is Coming
Prepare yourself Flounce & bounce is coming
brace yourselves i just sharted
PREPARE YOURSELVES FOR THIS YEAR
prepare yourself the mechanic estimate call is coming.
brace yourselves non-net neutrality is coming
brace yourselfs The seahawk Superbowl posts are coming
Prepare yourelves  SEAHAWK BANDWAGONERS' posts are coming
Prepare yourself for football to be the only conversation topic until the superbowl
Brace Yourself Memes are coming
Prepare yourselves The sophomores are coming
prepare yourself monk is coming
brace yourself porcaddio is coming
Prepare yourself the heatwave is coming
Prepare yourselves i feel a fart coming
Prepare yourselves the next pretentious artipoppe campaign is coming
prepare the winter equipment its 63 degrees in miami
Prepare Yourself Rainman approaches
Prepare yourselfs new years resoultion people are on attack to our local gyms
Brace yourselves winter is here!
Brace yourselves winter is here!
prepare yourself Babenco is comming
prepare yourselves i haven't had a chance to fart in 12 hours
Brace yourselves The 'where is global warming now?' posts are coming
BRACE YOURSEL 2014 AND MOBILE/CELL NETWORK PROBLEM POSTS ARE COMING
BRACE YOURSELF 2014 & MOBILE/CELL NETWORK PROBLEM POSTS ARE COMING!
BRACE YOURSELVES 'NEW YEAR
Brace yourself Sappy status' are coming
prepare yourselves new years posts are here
brace yourself grandpa posts selfies on facebook
BRACE YOURSELF 2014 RELATED POSTS AND NETWORK ISSUES POSTS ARE COMING
Prepare yourself more memes are coming
BRACE YOURSELF HAPPY NEW YEAR 2014 STATUSES ARE COMING
Prepare Yourself crew change is coming
my period it's here
prepare yourself i am facing you and feel i may vomit
don't brace yourself  call ned stark dds. ms.
BRACE YOURSELF FINAL EXAM IS COMING
Brace yourselfs 2013 top ten countdowns are coming
Brace yourself pictures of gifts on instagram are coming
prepare yourself the in-laws are coming
Prepare yourself gifts are coming
PREPARE YOURSELVES THE 'MERRY CHRISTMAS' TWEETS ARE COMING
Brace yourselves For all the best of 2013'S
brace yourselves 'happy new year' wishes are coming
brace yourself santa claus is coming to town
Brace yourselves Swaggers are coming
Prepare Yourself  The support Phill robertson Meme's are coming
prepare yourselves people begging for admin position are coming
prepare yourselves save and submit your timecards
prepare yourself our periods are coming
Brace yourselves the 'brian's back' statuses are coming
Brace Yourselves the 'This isn't cosplay' comments are coming
prepare yourself - winter break is here 14 lessons due on Jan. 6
Prepare yourselves more memes are coming
prepare yourselves for the in-laws
Prepare Yourself Liverpool Fans are coming up
Prepare yourself! miley cirus is twerking!
prepare yourself ramp up is coming
Brace yourselves tech vision is coming
PREPARE YOURSELF TROY BAKER VA AWARDS ARE COMING
prepare yourself winter really is coming
prepare yourself
PREPARE YOURSELF MANDELA DIED
brace yourselves for the mandela posts
Brace yourselves Kevin's test results are coming
Brace Yourself The Nelson Mandela Posts are coming!
brace your selves we're all gonna die
he didn't say anything
Prepare yourselves The Paul walker posts are coming
PREPARE YOURSELF VACATION is COMING
Brace yourselves the morning rush is coming
PREPARE YOURSELVES THE TESTS ARE COMING
Brace Yourselves BODIL IS COMING
Prepare yourselve R.I.P nelson mandela posts are comming
PREPARE YOURSELF FEEDERS ARE COMİNG
Brace yourselves Images of pumpkin spice flavored foods & beverages are coming
brace yourself grumpy cat just got laid off
Brace YOURSELVES BUTTHURT IS COMING
Prepare yourself
Prepare yourself mass thanksgiving texts are coming.
brace yourselves pictures of turkey and food are coming
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pRAY ON YOUR SOUL tHE GINGER IS COMING..
Finals are coming Are you prepared?
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prepare yourselves this wouldn't be the last time we'll see ike
BRACE YOURSELVES SUPER ANTICS IS COMING
Prepare yourself i'm cumming
BRACE YOURSELVES  THE 'ELF YOURSELF' AND 'pnp' videos are coming
Brace Yourself  The HCI apocalypse is coming
brace yourselves v for vendetta status updates are coming
Prepare yourself For constant christmas music
NYANYI LAGU  DEAR GOD
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Prepare Yourselves BitStrips are coming
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Brace Yourself I-CON is coming
Prepare Yourself Wyse devices are broken
Prepare  Yourselves Mercury  is  Coming
Prepare yourselves  Progtest is coming
Embrace yourselves facebook arguments are coming
Brace Yourself Nexus Community Indonesia chapter Bandung Gathering is Coming
prepare yourselves scientology is coming
Brace yourselves walking dead posts are coming
Prepare yourself gta v won't come out to pc
Prepare yourself Taylor Brando is coming
Prepare yourselves Flemeth will transform into Omega Weapon in DA:I
prepare the troops Syria does have gases
Brace yourself dela has razor-sharp pointy nails again
Brace Yourselfs Keith is driving
Prepare Yourself GTA V is coming..
Prepare yourself... extended lab is comming
Brace yourselves cute puppy post are comming
Prepare Yourselfs The Goodbye Summer 2013 Post Are Coming
Prepare yourself For another petrol price hike
Brace Yourselves Monday is Comming
Brace Yourselves The taxes are coming
Justin bieber is.... releasing a new song
Brace Yourself Excuses from the Dallas Cowboys Fans are coming!!
BRACE YOURSELF PUMPKIN SPICE POSTS FROM ZAC HOLLEY ARE COMING
Prepare youself koh phangan could be wild..
brace yourself Bryant fucked up our schedules again
PREPARE YOUR BODIES SEPTEMBER IS COMING
Brace your self troops  Bhavya is making another meme
Brace yourself higher yields are coming
Prepare yourselves MVA post are coming
Brace yourselves. The politically naive statuses about syria are coming
Brace Yourselves JIRA Spam is coming
brace yourself manicni poet is coming
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MIAMI FOOTBALL
Prepare yourselves The 'New Doctor' complaints are coming
PREPARE YOURSELVES ANOTHER JACKIE CHAN DEATH HOAX IS COMING
Brace yourselves I'm bouta kill Genesis
Brace yourselves Undergrads are coming
brace yourselves! independence day practice is about to begin
Winter is coming Take this
Brace yourselves for a 120-mile traffic jam on Interstate 5
Prepare yourself mother is hoovering tomorrow morning
Prepare Yourself To be downvoted into Oblivion
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brace yourselves the zimmerman posts are coming
prepare yourself cory monteith fans are coming
brace yourselves The adult fanfiction is coming
Prepare Yourself The senate filibuster is coming
brace yourself  un-spelled memes are coming
prepare yourself for R atheism cross posts
hidop jdt
Prepare yourself Fanboys are incoming
PREPARE YOURSELF ZIMMERMAN RANTS ARE COMING
Prepare yourselves the Zimmerman status' are coming
brace yourselves the zimmerman facebook hate is upon us
Prepare yourself Whiney teacher posts are coming
Prepare yourselves Kenny is alive
Prepare yourself Loftin posts are coming
Prepare yourself The Treyvon martin trial posts are coming...
Prepare yOurselves Bad memes are coming
prepare yourselves 20 million pissed off season 3 finale viewers are coming
Prepare yourself For the most destructive meme battle ever
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prepare yourselves teacher's checking all notebooks for the end of the year
prepare yourselves equestria girls cometh
Prepare yourself The next texas legislative special session is coming
Brace yourselves  Baekhyun's butt is coming!
BCPSC College Students Brace yourselves 1st year is coming
Brace Yourself MAth is coming
Prepare Yourself i'm going in dry
prepare yourself popcorn in foco for summer
Prepare yourself Seminar is coming
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prepare yourself reboots are coming
PREPARE YOURSELVES REASONS DAHIL DI NAKAPAG ON AIR ARE COMING
Prepare Yourselves Fundamentos Are Coming
Prepare yourselves The weather statuses are coming
Prepare yourself DJ Sonic Beat is rising to the top
Brace yourselves My son's sex scene was hot.
prepare yourself Yadi throwing his helmet memes are coming.
Prepare yourslef Yadi throwing his batting helmet memes are coming.
brace yourself we're gonna launch nova...or not..maybe tomorrow..or next week...
Brace yourself finals results are coming
PREPARE YOURSELFS LINUX IS INSTALLING
Prepare yourselves The end is near
BRACE YOURSELVES POWERBALL DRAWINGS ARE TONIGHT
brace yourself macbeth memes are coming.
Brace yourselves tottenham plays in europa league again
Prepare Yourselves The Xo is coming...
brace yourselves
PrepARE YOURSELF IT'S GREY'S ANATOMY NIGHT
PREPARE YOURSELF SUFF SMS ARE COMING
prepare yourself mother's day post are coming
PREPARE YOURSELF TUBBY MEMES ARE COMING
Brace yourself tossing at fanime is coming
Prepare Yourseves Richard Sharpe is coming
Prepare yourselVes For a long sleepless night
PREPARE YOURSELVES THE CICADAS ARE COMING
Brace Yourselves The election is coming
BRACE YOURSELVES iT'S A CICADA YEAR
brace yourselves! lewandoski trolls are coming
Prepare yourself Finals week is here
Prepare yourself to give your presentation today because no one else showed up
Prepare yourselves for the grinder has broken
PREPARE YOURSELVES HERE COMES ANOTHER SARC BRIEFING
Prepare to look at your shoes your principal is getting emotional
Prepare yourselves Pool kaheksa hakkame lol'i
Prepare Yourself. 12 a.m. taco bell run
breakfast is coming  prepare yourself
Prepare Yourselves Leadership facebook posts are inbound
Prepare Yourselves Summers are coming
Prepare yourself Illinois CCW is coming
Brace yourselves!.....nanowrimo is coming
prepare yourself massive diarreha
Prepare Yourselves The Revival Is Coming
Prepare yourself shitting is coming
BRACE YOURSELVES  ANNOYING COMPLAINTS ABOUT NEW CHANGES TO FACEBOOK ARE COMING
prepare thy self i am dragonborn fus-ro-dah
Prepare yourselves youtube 144p jokes are coming
BRACE YOURSELVES 420 IS COMIng
PREPARE YOURSELVES 420 MEMES ARE COMING
Brace yourselves 420 post are coming
Prepare yourselves the 420 posts are coming
prepare YOURSELVES parenting debate shared publicly in snobby area
Brace Yourselves monday is coming
prepare yourself suarez is coming to  get you
Prepare yourself RUSSIAN TERRORIST JOKES INBOUND
Prepare yourself cyber is hot right now
Prepare yourself I Am ALONE
prepare yourself the 'other countries get bombed too' posts are coming
brace yourselves my mic is about to run out of battery
Prepare Yourselves The conspiracy theories are coming
PREPARE YOURSELF bugs are coming
Prepare yourself the sorority Fb posts are coming
Prepare YourselF The 'get lucky' dubstep remixes are coming
Prepare Yourself Book Discussions are Coming
Brace yourself More barbara memes are coming
Brace Yourself tax day memes are coming
PREPARE YOURSELF the shitty bio emails are coming
Prepare Yourself The Boston post are coming
prepare yourselves all the pothead's posts about 4/20 are coming
Brace yourselves psy - gentleman is comming
prepare yourself annoying notifications are coming
Brace Your Self Epic Present Incomming
BRACE YOURSELVES CSK HATERS GONNA BLUFF ABout MATCH FIXING
The snow is melting? Brace yourselves
prepare yourselves the niggas are coming
BRACE YOURSELVES FOR MID SEMESTER EXAMS
Brace yourselves april fools statuses are coming
Brace your selves modern warfare 4 is coming
Brace yourselves winter is never-ending
brace yourselves iranian elections are coming
BRACE YOURSELF LAS CRUCES
Brace yourselves AMERICAN MOO KWAN DO IS HERE
Brace yourselves CoacheLla Instagram pics are coming
PREPARE YOURSELVES YOUR FRIENDS WILL BE SHOWING YOU THE NEW PSY VIDEO FOR WEEKS
prepare yourselves phillies posts are coming
brace yourself april fools jokes are coming
Brace Yourselves April fool's day is coming
prepare yourselves the easter posts are coming
Brace yourselves april fools day is coming
brace yourselves The i feel sick after all the easter eggs statuses are coming
brace yourselves summer musicals are coming
To all the lords in this place With style and grace
Brace yourselves doctor who is back
Brace yourselves easter tweets from spoiled kids are coming
brace yourself break is almost over
BRACE YOURSELVES HAMBURG TROLLS ARE COMING
Prepare yourself CALIFANO POSTS ARE COMING
Prepare yourself The colorfest pictures are coming
BRACE YOURSELF CREATIONIST EASTER POSTS ARE COMING
brave yourselves chinese communist is coming
Prepare yourselves egg farts are coming
What if i told you being mainstream is less mainstream than not being mainstream
Brace yourselves Fur and Capes are in this season and they're not ironic
Brace yourself comics from other  pages    are coming
brace yourself the same profile pics are back
Brace Yourselves Winter is still here
Brace Yourselves the cicadas are coming
PREPARE YOURSELVES JUSTIN BIeber horrible songs are coming to stores
BRACE YOURSELF #GoWANDERERS tweets are coming
Brace yourself Freo for the flag posts are coming
PREPARE YOURSELF ENDLESS TALK OF GALWAY CYCLE IS COMING
Prepare yourselves Monday is coming
Brace yourselves  memes on cacca are coming
Prepare yourself Adobe flash player is releasing an update
the stairs are steep
brace yourselves pedo patients are coming
Brace yourselves Topo-Fest is coming
prepare yourselves congressman brady is coming
Prepare Yourselves Someone has shit my pants
Brace yourself eastershow is coming
prepare yourselves for quinn and valor played every game
Prepare yourself Thou Apple users are beginning to switch to GS4
Brace yourself hashtags are coming to facebook
Brace yoUrselves  Nathan is trying to learn piano
prepare yourselves  summer is coming
Prepare yourselves irish people think they're people too
Prepare yourselfs franck is sending slijmbal tweets
Prepare yourselves jo's victory is coming
Brace yourself A ps3 player joined
Prepare yourself The pope memes are coming
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Prepare yourself Incomming Flood of  L4D Frances pope jokes
BRACE YOURSELF THE CLANS ARE COMING
Prepare yourselves The irish are coming
Brace yourself for another prepare yourself meme
Brace yourselves  the pope comments are coming
Brace Yourselves time is going back up an hour
Prepare yourself T1 Cruiser ar not coming
Prepare yourself gf incoming
Brace yourseLVes Nuclear wiNter is coming to North Korea
Brace yourselves girl scout cookies are now on sale
PREPARE YoURSELVES THE ''I AM PREPARED TO CHANGE MY LIFE'-POSTS ARE COMING
Prepare yourself Mrs Br Homework is coming
PREPARE the lotion it's bikini season on instagram
Prepare yourself for your last social exam of ur life all those who r writing boards
Prepare for INAPPROPRIATE spring break pics
Prepare yourselves the goodlife statuses are coming
prepare yourselves Status updates about having a drink in the sun are coming
Prepare yourself Offensive jokes are coming
Brace yourselves petitions over the new facebook newsfeed are coming
Prepare yourself the m59 memes are coming
brace yourselves wednesday is coming
Prepare yourself Chavez post are coming
Prepare yourself The Posts about the new Facebook newsfeed are coming
brace yourselves datacenter is going to crash again
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MORE STUPID REPORTS FROM HQS IMCOM
PrePare Youselfves the snow photos are coming
Prepare yourself im getting a boner
prepare yourself for latin american experts now that chavez is gone
Brace Yourselves The posts about El salvador are coming!
Prepare Yourself Daylight Saving Time is coming
Prepare yourselves Skueaky 10 year old girls are coming
Prepare yourselves The russian meteor conspiracy theories are coming
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prepare yourself junaroo is making new content
Prepare yourself for the spongebob memes do not stop
PrePARE YOURSELVES tHE CATALOG CALLS ARE COMING
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Brace Yourselves Divorces in 2014 will be high
PREPARE YOURSELF BERLUSCONI'S SHIT  POSTS ARE COMING
BRACE YOURSELVES AUTOMATED TESTS ARE COMING
Prepare yourselves ...I have diarrhea
BRACE YOURSELVES RESULTS ARE COMING IN
Prepare yourselves church is over
Prepare yourself lockout is coming
prepare yourself the lamp is coming
prepare yourself the seasonal allergies are coming
Brace Yourself My revenge will came... one day
prepare yourself the kids are hungry
pREPARE YOURSELVES sERVER RESTARTING IN 10 MINUTES
Brace yourselves One Heartbeat posts are coming
Prepare yourself for the 'i'd like to drink with him comments'
Fierce is a faggot
Prepare yourselves She's on her period
prepare yourslelves the harlem shake is here
brace yourselves I shall use this cape to Create a very large dutch oven
Brace yourself The I Don't like reddit post are coming
Prepare yourself  PS4 memes are coming
Rally the bannermen There's faggotry afoot
Brace Yourself the unfathomable retardedness of this meme is coming
Brace your selves for the status updates  whinging about the weather
Brace yourselves
Prepare yourselves dunk contest posts are coming
Prepare yourselfs Twililight alicorn memes are coming
You'll get my sword When you pry it out of my dead hands
Brace yourselves The soundwave status's are coming
tap tap tap... is this thing on? and I......  will always love youuuuuu
prepare yourself  gala photos are coming in a few days
Prepare yourself meme war is comming
Brace yourselves the ban the hamr tweets are coming
prepare yourselves the meteors are coming
i know i'm crazy and i like who i am
bRACE YOURSELF TIWARI'S HAGGE ARE COMING
Prepare yourselVes the bouquet and  Chocolate pics are coming
BRACE YOURSELF NEEDY SINGLES ARE COMING
Prepare yourself burning man posts are coming
braces yourselves single awareness day is coming
brave yourselves north korean nukes are coming
Unbrace yourselves winter is leaving
braCE YOURSELVES pOSTS ABOUT BEING SINGLE ON VALENTINES DAY ARE COMING
The pope retired... Prepare yourselves for lots of Catholic talk for the next month
Brace yourselves
Prepare yourself The valentines day posts are coming
Brace yourselves forever alone on valentine's day posts are coming
BRACE YOURSELVES BITTER POSTS ABOUT VALENTINE'S DAY ARE COMING
brace yourself larreth has arrived
brace yourselves valentines day posts are coming
brace yourself valentine status
Prepare yourselfs Papst Benedigt XVI. Posts are coming
BRace yourself pope memes are coming
Brace Yourselves A quiz is coming
Prepare yourself walking dead status updates are coming
BRACE YOURSELVES ROHIT SHARMA TROLLS ARE COMING
Brace yourselves valentine's day posts are coming
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE WALKING DEAD POSTS
Prepare yourselves plastic lawn chairs in parking spots are coming
Prepare yourself the play posts are coming
Brace Yourself Forever alone posts are coming
Brace yourself Here come the valentine's day status's
Prepare yourself Jack Caudle will be at the retreat
Prepare yourself The thirsty tweets are coming again
Brace yourself Ms. chieng is on a detention spree
Prepare yourselves for all the Daryl Dixon pics for the return of Walking Dead
Prepare yourselves Exams coming
Brace Yourselves 'Where my refund?' is coming
Brace Yourself 'the forever alone at valentines posts are coming' are coming
BRACE YOURSELf RAY LEWIS IS ABOUT TO TALK ABOUT GOD
brace yourselves still 6 hours until peach
prepare yourself posts about posts of people with no valentines are coming
brace yourself posts about posts with no valentines are coming
Prepare Yourselves there will be tons of posts about the superbowl as if somebody cares who you want to win
PREPARE YOURELF FACEBOOK SPORTS BROADCASTING               NETWORK IS TURNED ON
prepare yourself bane superbowl memes are coiming
BRACE YOURSELVES THE SUPERBOWL POWER OUTAGE MEMES ARE COMING...
BRACE YOURSELVES SUPERBOWL Blackout memes are coming
Brace Yourselves for Superbowl power Outage Jokes
Prepare yourself 'bane shut down the superbowl' facebook posts are coming
Brace Yourselves the fake ravens fans are coming
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Prepare yourselfs Super bowl posts are coming
Prepare yourselves chaco season is near
prepare yourselves for incoming confessions
prepare yourself the flame war is coming
prepare yourself 'balotelli i <3 u' posts are coming
Brace yourself my birthday is tomorrow
brace yourselves... its time for ptm
Prepare Yourself 2nd semester starts.... Monday
Prepare yourselves uiso8 gift request are coming!
PREPARE YOURSELF FOR THE BPLAN COMPETITION
brace yourself valentine's day post are coming
Winter is coming soon be cardigan weather
prepare yourself endless 49ers talk is coming
brace yourself the goats are coming
Prepare yourselves more snow posts are coming
Prepare yourself  patrik will return with retardness!
Brace yourselves Acika is talking about history
Prepare yourselves a meme war is on the horizon
Prepare yourself The 2014 Snowmobiles are coming
Brace Yourselves The 'Constructive Criticism' is coming
Prepare yourself heroic msv is coming
brace yourselves pro-gun statuses are coming
PREPARE YOURSELVES DOOMSDAY SCENARIOS ARE COMING
prepare yourselves the riding dirty memes are coming
Brace youreself the tesco burger posts are COMING
Brace yourself Taylor swift is single again
PREPARE YOURSELVES THE ANGRY FACEBOOKERS ARE COMING!
Prepare yourselves the whovians are coming
brace yourself bnu bestival 2013 is coming
prepare yourselves photographers everyone will show you their iphone photographs
No one just simply Develop PSI GUI Application
Prepare yourselves its about to be a wyld   winter weekend
Brace Yourselves Weekend work is coming.
Prepare the mainstream Watain is coming
Brace yourself high Guy Meme's are coming
Prepare  Hail storm is coming back
BRACE YOURSELF WIFE IS NOT CUMMING!!
PREPARE YOURSELVES VALENTINES IS COMING
BRACE YOURSELF HAPPIER TIMES ARE COMING
prepare yourselves for the game of thrones 'winter is coming' meme announcing 'winter storm gandolf is coming' in an ironic fashion
Prepare yourselves the Alfredo sauce posts are coming
brace yourself the 'det sner' posts are coming
Prepare yourself Pin your barcode to your running top now
prepare yourselves for falcon status updates
Brace yourselves The David Bowie Birthday posts are coming
Prepare yourself 'wrong direction' is coming
brace yourselves that was just the start
Prepare yourself. The masturbation persecutory thoughts are coming
Brace yourselves moffat's writing again
BRACE YOURSELVES 'LIKE THIS IF YOUR WATCHING THIS IN 2013' COMMENTS ARE COMING IN YOUTUBE
Brace Yourself The Obnoxious NotRe dame comments are coming
Prepare yourselves Ben Babins is coming back to Queen's
And thou shalt all be granted free cell phones!
prepare yourself thirsty thursday is coming
BRACE YOURSELF FMT CHAMPIONS ARE COMING
brace yourselves new memes are coming
Brace yourselves New Year's Images are coming
brace yourselves traffic hell incoming
don't brace yourselves nothing is coming
BraCe yourselves  Adam sandler iS making another movie
Brace yourselves memes for 'Brace yourselves for new year statuses' are coming
Brace yourselves the white girl wasted photos are coming
Brace yourselves 2013 is 1 hour and 30 mins away
BRACE YOURSELVES THE HAPPY NEW YEAR'S POSTS ARE COMING
brace yourselves kamal has found nutella
brace yourselves sharky is angry
brace yourselves the ' yuh DIDN'T bathe since last yr' talk is coming
Brace yourselves new years resolution brace yourselves are coming
Prepare yourself Karthus is lvl 6
Brace Yourselves  THe New Years         Resolutions are coming
Brace Yourselves... The 2013 status' are coming
Prepare yourselves The fiscal cliff approaches
Brace Yourselfs The New Years posts are coming
Brace Yourself The 'happy birthday' posts from people who only know its your birthday because facebook told them so are coming
Prepare yourselves The New years resolutions are coming
Brace yourself bullshit resolutions incoming
prepare YOURSELF  the failed new years RESOLUTION status are coming
Prepare yourself Prepare yourself jokes are comming
BRACE yourself pointless new year resolutions are coming
brace yourself for the le mis babynames
prepare yourself nothing will happen
brace yourself salesman customer exchange/refund item is coming
prepare yourself for the influx of photos of presents from pretentious children...
brace yourself  christmas text are coming
Prepare yourself Cod noobs are coming
prepare yourselves  the christmas noobs are coming
Prepare yourself  The 'it's snowing here in Dallas posts' are coming
BRACE YOURSELVES DAVID ALMEDA'S GIFT TO US ALL IS THE GIFT OF SWAG!
Brace yourself Simon's coming
prepare yourselves bf3 christmas noobs are coming
Prepare yourselves 'merry christmas' statuses are coming
brace yourselves new michael kors watches are coming
Prepare yourself for people writing on youtube 'like if watching in 2013'
Bace yourself Christmas food posts are comming
BRACE YOURSELVES SANTA CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN
Brace yourselves disaat lo mau menyatakan cinta
Brace Yourselves Pro Gun control and Anti Gun control posts are coming
Brace Yourselves Brace Yourselves Memes are going to be everywhere
Brace YOURSELVES THE crystal creek invitations are coming
BRACE YOURSELVES The happy birthday jesus posts are coming
Brace yourselves the apocalypse is coming
BRACE Yourselves Christams post are coming
Prepare yourselves  Theres aonther twilight movie coming
Prepare yourselves the 2012 memes are coming
BRACE YOURSELVES THE WF PICS are coming
brace yourselves here come the apocalypse posts
Prepare Yourself 12/21/2012 posts are coming
brace yourselves Doomsday posts are coming
BRACE YOUrselves THE 'I SURVIVED THE END OF THE WORLD' - POSTS ARE COMING
Prepare yourself ...its five days before christmas
BRACE YOURSELVES BESOK TERIMA RAPORT
Brace yourselves 'I'm still alive' posts are coming
prepare yourself December 21 is upon us
brace yourselves bradley's memes are shit
Prepare YOURSELVES  The 'I survived 12/21/12' posts are coming
brace yourself new admins are coming
Prepare yourselves 'The world hasn't ended' posts are coming
Brace yourselves 12/21/12 posts are comming
prepare yourself jongsma is coming!!!!
BRACE yOURSELF eND OF THE WORLD..... STATUS ARE COMMING
PREPARE YOURSELF 'I SURVIVED THE END OFTHE WORLD STATUSES' ARE COMING
prepare yourself for december 22
PREPARE YOURSELF 'MERRY CHRISTMAS' SNAPCHATS ARE COMING!
I'm not much of a speaker but here its goes.... I'd like to thank my mom
Brace yourself the relatives are coming
BRACE YOURSELVES INSTAGRAM OWNING YOUR PHOTOS POSTS ON FACEBOOK ARE COMING
Brace Yourselves Family Christmas Parties are coming
Brace yourselves... End of the world posts are on the horizon.
brace yourselves the apocalypse is coming
BRace yourselves talvilomaryypyt are coming
brace yourself driss lachguar is the boss
Brace YOurselves! Posts by dooms day karma whores are coming
Brace yourself The snow posts are coming
brace yourself chessy and overly attached boyfriend is coming
brace yourselves! end of the world posts are coming
Brace Yourselves! ENd of the world post are coming
PREPARE YOURSELF ELDER SCROLLS ONLINE IS COMING
Prepare yourself Gun control arguments are coming
Prepare yourself ''TBF - SMAK SVITA'' posts are coming
Prepare yourself transformers 4 is coming
Brace  yourselves Christmas countdowns are coming.
PREPARE YOURSELF WE'RE GOING TO FAIL THE PHYSICS TEST
prepare yourselves progress reports are coming
Brace yourselves the steam holiday sales are approaching
Prepare Yourselves The new years gym members are coming
brace yourselves 13 inchers are cumming
Prepare yourself Disney may remove Mickey mouse because of rasism
Prepare yourselves for video games to be blamed for the CT. shooting
Prepare yourself The Gun Control Nuts are coming
BRACE YOUSELF 21.12.2012 is coming
Prepare yourselves for pat downs at the mall
prepare yourselves 12/12/12 12:12 posts are coming
Brace Yoursleves 12.12.12 posts are coming
Brace yourself 12/12/12 12:12 posts are coming
Brace Yourself Warehouse invites are coming
prepare yourselves 12/12/12 12:!2 posts are coming
brace yourself your cumming
BRACE YOURSELFS FARMVILLE RELEASED A NEW GIFT
prepare yourself 12/12/12 12:12:12 facebook posts are coming
Brace Yourselves The 12:12 12/12/12 posts are coming
Brace yourself The 12/12/12 12:12 posts are coming
brace yourself for the brooklyn nets bandwagon fans
Prepare yourself jotes are coming
Brace yourself Tim's hair is receding
Brace Yourselves The end-of-year review Shows are comming
brace yourself THE APPLEJACK EPISODE WILL COME SOON
Prepare Yourself The BIo Exam is coming
Brace yourselves the 12/12/12 statuses are coming
brace yourself the 12/12/12 facebook invasion is upon us
PREPARE YOURSELF ChANGE IS COMING
prepare yourself sigur ros are coming
Brace yourselves Manchester Derby trolls are coming
brace yourselves 16th dec bangla status are coming
brace yourself  the xfactor statuses are coming
prepare yourself XI EVerest Is ahead
Brace yourself
BRace yourselves The second great awakening is coming
Prepare your ears The 12 year olds are hear
Prepare yourselves 2012-12-12-12-12-12 is coming
brace yourself pacquaio posts are coming
prepare yourselves a lot more pacman-marquez posts are coming
Prepare YOURSELF Finals week is coming
prepare yourselves david's head has come into orbit
BRACE YOURSELF FOR 12/12/12 POSTS
BRACE YOURSELVES 12/12/12 POSTS ARE COMING
Prepare yourselF  The 'all I want for Christmas is you<3' statuses are coming
BRACE YOURSELF BRACE YOURSELF POSTS ARE COMING
i don't like wars.... NAAAAAH
Prepare yourselves the end of the world posts are coming
prepare yourself 'end of the world' posts are coming
Brace yourselves  emblem3 fans are coming
Brace yourselves the G+ community invite onslaught has only just begun!
Brace yourselves refused updates are coming
PREPARE YOURSELVES WORKSHOP PKM GT 2013 (RISTEK BEM ITS)
brace yourselves... leo won't shat-tha-fack-ap
brace yourself wheeler is coming
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PREPare yourself for all the depressing tweets
Prepare yourselves All the 'OMG im sooooo fat :(' statuses are coming
brace yourself i had beans for dinner
Prepare yourself facebook posts about snow is coming
brace yourselves the christmas songs are coming
brace yourselves the itunes 11 complaints are coming
Prepare yourself you have three weeks to live
brace yourselves walking dead memes are coming
Prepare yourself for 9 months straight of royal baby news
pREPARE YOURSELF THE ''PROPOSITI PER L'ANNO NUOVO'' ARE COMING
Brace yourselves the endless christmas posts are coming
brace yourself school is coming
Prepare yourself the 'steelers won' posts from jim are coming
Prepare yourselves the snippy procrastinators are coming
Prepare yourself stupid memes are right behind me
prepare yourself memes about resolution newfags are coming
brace yourselves christmas movie packs are coming
prepare yourself SNOWING FB STATUSES ARE COMING
Prepare yourselves Christmas Music is coming
Brace Yourselves clearance is coming
brace yourselves studying statuses are coming
Prepare yourself The drunk texts are coming
MAYAN CALENDER ENDING nO PROBLEM. 14 YEARS OF fINAL fANTASY EXPERIENCE
Prepare yourselves the endless 'elf' quotes are coming
PREPARE YOURSELVES THE 6 TRAIN IS COMING
prepare yourself facebook christmas tree pictures are coming
Prepare Yourselves The Snow Posts are coming
brace yourselves christmas posts are coming
prepare yourself a mod just teleported you to their grave
Brace Yourselves The 'It's Merry christmas
PREPARE YOUR BACKS TONY IS WAITING AT THE DOOR...
prepare yourself the ap yis are coming
Be prepared for kim walker's laugh
Prepare yourselves the movember result pictures are coming
brace yourselves the christmas music is comng
Brace yourselves Empty amphis are coming
Brace Yourselves A meme war is coming
Prepare Yourself Santa themed everything is coming
prepare yourselves !!! Status updates about Facebook Guidelines and some Copyright crap are coming !!!!
PrePARE YOURSELF THE NYR FAGS ARE COMING
prepare yourself trolerkules posted in your thread
child in bed The Crotch Kicks are coming
Brace yourself Vettel fans are coming
for school pool temperature prepare yourself
PREPARE YOURSELVES NO OF QUESTION OF  Malaysian Soft Skills Scale IS SO MUCH
Prepare yourselves the black friday stampede is coming
BRACE YOURSELF THE RUTGERS SUCKS COMMENTS ARE COMING
Prepare yourself For a Shitty Bcs championship game
PREPARE YOURSELF jESSICA IS UPLOADING PICTURES
Brace Yourself Meeting acceptance replies are coming
brace yourselves the posts about how sexy jack frost is are coming
Brace yourselves for the onslaught of turkey leftovers
Prepare yourselfs end of the world post are coming
prepare the toilet paper thanksgiving approaches.
Preparee yourself the hetalia fangirls are coming
Prepare yourselves Loki's 'army' aproaches
Prepare yourself your girlfriend just said 'we need to talk'
BRACE YOURSELF THE BIRTHDAY POSTS ARE COMING
Brace Yourselves Flamewar is coming
Prepare yourselves Black Friday shopping is here.
brace yourself course evaluations are coming
prepare yourselves  The mid-term post are coming
prepare yourselves  mid-term posts are coming
PREPARE YOURSELF FILING SEASON IS COMING
Brace yourself Winter is coming
Brace yourselves Grosjean is coming
prepare yourselves i have an erection
prepare yourself hamas is about to DECLARE himself 'winner'
brace yourself the xmas posts are coming
prepare yourself for countless 'what I'm thankful for' posts on Facebook
Brace Yourself The Snow (and tons of marking) is Coming...
prepare yourself snow status are coming
Prepare yourselves The hidden Norte dame fans are coming
Prepare yourselves dreamhack 2012         Winter is coming
Prepare yourself buttsex is coming
prepare yourself the zombies are coming
prepare yourself the super storm status updates are coming
PREPARE YOURSELF for theatre wide war in the middle east
Prepare yourselves the war on Christmas posts are coming
prepare yourself This conversation will be awkward for both of us
Prepare yoursleves byx rave is coming
Brace yourselves... She's pms-ing
Prepare yourselves the gta v inspired heist crews are coming!
brace yourself a boner is coming
Brace yourselves for office meme warfare
Prepare yourself the holiday emails are coming
Prepare YOURSELVES TWINKIES ARE ENDING AND THE ZOMBIELAND MEMES ARE COMING!
Prepare yourself the PHoto's of you being drunk are uploaded
Brace Yourselves Breaking Dawn 2 memes are coming
brace yourselves the girls are spraying hairspray
Christmas tunes are being played prepare yourself
Brace yourselves the endless loop of the same 10 holiday songs is coming
Brace Yourselves Christmas music is coming
Brace yourselves Monitor resolution comments are comming
Prepare yourself the black ops 2 memes are cooming
Brace yourselves hmmm....I dunno
Brace yourselves The hacky elmo jokes are coming
Prepare yourselves COD Black Ops 2 posts are coming
prepare yourselves  jimmies will be rustled
Prepare Yourselves The Reddit is down posts are coming!
Prepare your ears Butthurt macfags incoming
Brace yourselves holidays are coming
Prepare yourselves 3 months of christmas music are coming
BRACE YOURSELVES The Walking Dead was just on amc
Prepare yourself PATO TROLLS ARE COMING
bRACE YOURSELVES I FARTED
Brace yourselves Test week is coming
Brace yourselves... we're about to chat with haley on yahoo.
Brace yourselves the belgians are coming...
Brace Yourself The 'the mayans were right'
PREPARE YOURSELF THE CLARIFICATION QUESTIONS ARE COMING
brace yourselves a second term is coming
Brace yourselves The 'moving to colorado' tweets are coming
Prepare yourself Winter is....oh shit
Prepare yourself the mormons are complaining
brace yourselves the holidays are coming
Prepare yourself Slutprovsuppdateringar is coming
BRACE YOurselves the republican butthurt is coming
I feel The freeze is gonna happen soon
prepare yourself all your facebook friends are mormon
brace yourselves  obama posts are coming
Brace yourselves Colorado stoners are not going to shut up about how they are going to get stoned
prepare yourselves the presidential related memes are comming
Started argument on facebook now to wait for a rebuttal
brace yourselves butthurt republicans are coming
Brace your selves Assasins creed just hit the shelves
Brace your selves Assasins creed just hit the shelves
BRACE YOURSELVES ELECTORAL COLLEGE SCENARIOS ARE COMING
BRACE YOURSELVES 'I VOTED' STATUSES ARE COMING
Brace yourselfs the bears are 7-1
Brace yourself the noobs are coming
Prepare yourself the bad grades are coming
brace yourselves the political facebook posts are coming
Prepare yourselves the election day memes are coming
Brace yourselves the election posts are coming
Prepare yourselves the 'Remember
brace yourself exams is coming
Brace yourselves  For republican whining and crying
prepare yourselves people are going to start asking did you vote
Brace Yourself We have a classical mechanic midterm
Prepare yourself apocalypse posts are coming
Brace yourself the assignment submissions are coming very soon
Brace yourself The bowl cuts are coming
brace yourselves santa claus is coming to town
brace yourselves the obnoxious talking dead promo is coming
Prepare yourself New episode of dexter today
Prepare Yourself The V for Vendetta posts are coming
Brace Yourselves adams pre-game shoulder pad slap is coming
Brace yourselves the christmas music is coming
Prepare yourselves hell night is coming
Brace yourself Spm is coming
One does not simply select the right meme
One does not simply select the right meme
prepare yourselves the detour posts are coming
Prepare yourselves Movember photos are coming
Prepare yourselves halo 4 is coming
prepare yourself disney is about to screw up the star wars franchise far worse than we thought jar jar binks could
kumpulan gambar meme generator is the best
bRACE YOURSELF dISNEY tweets are coming
prepare yourself the MUSTACHES are coming
Prepare yourself Christmas songs are coming
Brace yourselves men It's the start of no shave November
prepare yourselves the kids are coming for our candy
Brace yourselves Alumni Are Coming
brace yourselves the hurricane sandy memes are coming
Prepare Yourselves the desperate halloween costume contest  is coming
Brace yourself  Everyone In your timeline will be posting 'November rain'
Prepare yourselves Peter Kinney is a laker fan and it's basketball season is coming
Brace yourself science is next
Prepare yourselves Jim cantore is coming
Brace yourselves instagram pictures of hurricane sandy are coming
Brace Yourself Instagram is about to be bombarded with Sandy Pictures
PREPARE YOURSELVES THE SCHOOL CLOSING STATUSES ARE COMING!
Prepare Yourselves Overblown Sandy Posts Are Almost Here...
brace yourself frankenstorm is coming
Brace yourselves The tourists are coming back
Brace yourself assassin's creed 3 is coming
BRACE YOURSELVES BBQ PARTIES ARE COMING
Prepare yourselves knight is gonna be pissed
Looking over physics notes for the first time since term 1
Brace yourselves statuses about the hurricane are coming
prepare yourself justin biebers new album came out
brace yourselves Winter is coming... Without hockey
Prepare yourself to get your hands on this shit
Brace Youself im am about to gangnam style
Prepare Yourselves THe end of the quarter is coming
brace yourselves facebook posts about snow are coming
prepare yourself vodka red bull is coming
F&#246;rbered er eric kommer med tr&#229;kiga memes
Brace yourself Freaknight pictures are coming
prepare yourself bieber has cancer
prepare yourselves the felicia garcia train jokes are a coming
prepare yourselves my friends it appears the christian extremists are getting more retarded every day
BRACE YOURSELF aNGRY POLITICAL POSTS ARE COMING
prepare yourself the sluts are about to wear pants
Prepare yourself Sister who wants to negotiate is coming
Prepare yourself
Be wary my friends political experts are among us
prepare yourselves the final presidential debate memes are coming
brace yourself The presidential debate statuses are coming!
Prepare yourselves i hear hussie is updating
brace yourselves snow statuses are coming
prepare yourselves amanda todd memes are coming
Prepare yourselves For an avalanche of Debate related bullshit on Facebook
prepare yourselves for an avalanche of debate related bullshit on facebook
Prepare yourself A new apple product is coming
prepare yourself kevin is coming
prepare yourself facebook is about to turn into fox news
Prepare yourself the debate play by plays are coming
Prepare Yourselves Psy halloween costumes are coming
brace yourself because your name is nao
brace yourself Annmarie won another game
Prepare yourselves The drinking posts are coming
Prepare yourselves The reddit is down memes are coming
Brace yourself the end of the world is coming
PREPARE YOURSELF SWITCHING TIME ZONES
prepare yourself the homecoming pictures are coming
brace yourselves ntms 2012 is coming
brace yourself someone will say 'roll tide' on facebook
Brace yourself second dinner is coming
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prepare yourself i die in lotr movie
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I ONCE KNEW A GIRL NAMED WINTER
SHAVE YOUR BALLS YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS COMING
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If you wish to progress in rank
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Your wish is my command
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I am afraid to say we lost rvp in the pre-season
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PrepARE YOURSELVES THE PREPARE YOURSELVES MEMES ABOUT PRESIDENT OBAMA ARE COMING
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les statuts sur la rentree arrivent Preparez vous
Winter is coming... and the germans own the eu
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One does not simply prepares himself
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prepare yourself server maintenance
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BRACE YOURSELVES QUEEN ELIZABETH POSTS ARE COMING
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PREPARE YOURSELVES... THE OLYMPIC MEMES ARE COMING.
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Prepare Yourselves The zOmbie statuses are coming
....... i shouldn't have clogged that toilet
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BRACE YOURSELVES BATMAN SPOILERS ARE COMING
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Beware Dark Knight Spoilers are Coming
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PREPARE YOURSELVES THE REAL HUNGER GAMES ARE COMING RAMADAN
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Pepper your angus brah
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i just got a chilling feeling frodo walked into mordor
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bRACE YOURSELVES THIS COULD BE A 2005 REPEAT
prepare yourself  operation Dress Rehearsal is coming!
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BRACE YOURSELVES they know who you are!
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Winter is coming dress warmly
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Perhaps its fate that today is the 4th of July
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Preparing myself For birthday Spam
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UNLEASH THE GERAKKEN
PREPARE YOURSELVES THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN POSTS ARE COMING
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Prepare yourselves for healthcare posts
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brace yourself. The best student council officers on earth are coming.
prepare yourselves i had taco bell last night!
Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand
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prepare yourself to pose dramatically and say 'prepare yourself'
prepare yourself to get raped so many times
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shave your balls summer is comming
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prepare yourselves period 3 math class After you do your math final the period 4 class is coming to get the questions off you
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one does not simply use the wrong meme
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Winter is coming... i can tell cause i have a frozen turd in my pants
BRACE YOURSELF  THE EMAILS ARE COMING
Prepare yourselves For passive aggressive father's day posts
pREPARE YOURSELF i'VE BEEN EATING EGGS ALL DAY
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Prepare Yourselves The Origin Statuses are coming
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PRepare yourself the exam is coming
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Prepare yourself for a night of comedy... is thing thing on?
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#Pacbradley was an inside job
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prepare yourselves  this topic is getting bitchy
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PREPARE YOURSELF THE JUNIOR CERT STATUSES ARE COMING
Prepare yourselVes GeorgIa webber has a new camera
PREPARE YOURSELVES THE QUEUE DODGERS ARE COMING
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Brace yourselves the bandwagon kings fans are posting
PREPARE YOURSELVES OUR DATE IS TOMORROW
Prepare yourselves I feel a fart coming on
Prepare Yourselves The Summer breakups are coming
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This sword  is extremely cold
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prepare yourselves 'can't wait for summer' posts are coming
prepare yourselves the start of the zombie APOCALYPSE in Miami posts are coming
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ECHL Prepare yourself The Komets are coming
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Prepare yourself 'AUTHENTICATOR' blizztards coming
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Prepare yourselves Specialist is next
Prepare yourself the welsh are coming
prepare yourselves for the incoming weather updates
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PREPARE YOUR DEV-C++ MODUL 5 DENGAN KODINGAN 500 LINES
prepare yourselves for facebook is the new parenting tool
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prepare yourself boston celtics bandwagon fans are coming
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Brace Yourselves Here Come The Prom Posts
Prepare Yourself Smug Chelsea Fans are coming
prepare yourselves timeline is coming
Brace Yourself the lebron is acting memes are coming
Prepare yourself for Fab-ulous!
prepare yourselves bayern is coming
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PREPARE yourself for the donna summer fans
Prepare yourself may 24th weekend bagins tomorrow
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when a noob says my first post brace yourselves ''lame'' comments are coming
Brace Yourselves The Diablo 3 posts are coming
Prepare Yourself Flunkyball is coming
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one does not simply  use the right meme
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BRACE YOURSELVES DIABLO is coming
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Prepare yourselves People will start braiding their hair and acting like katniss
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bRACE YOURSELVES  fLOODS OF CRAPPY TRADE PROPOSALS ARE COMING
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prepare for winter.. one does not simply do
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SHIT. I LEFT MY WATER RUNNIG
BRACE YOURSELF CHI IS IN 2 days!
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Prepare yourselves The cinco de mayo statuses are coming
Brace yourselves  COMBO BREAKER POSTS ARE COMING
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prepare yourselves they charge for an extra carry-on
PREPARE YOURSELF May THE FOURTH POSTS ARE COMING
BRACE YOURSELFS FINALS ARE COMING
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Prepare yourselves For the luke walton tweets
Prepare yourselves !!! the supermoon is on may 5th 2012
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Finals they are here
Xbxd
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prepare yourselves the prom posts are coming
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one does not simply choose the wrong meme
prepare yourselves the hobbit is in 48 frames a second
Prepare yourself The yolo statuses are coming.
brAce yOurSelf SuMmer Is Coming
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Prepare yourself the christian post are coming
prepare yourself  to be prepared
Prepare yourselves Nena is coming
chelsea to win the champions league final  boy im not prepared for that...!!
Forgets umbrella in rain
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Prepare yourself for game 7 in the Jungle
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pREPARE YOURSELVES eXAMS ARE COMING
Prepare Yourselves Prom updates are coming
Prepare yourselves the MOCing taste comments are coming
Prepare yourself Halo 4 is fast approaching
prepare yourself essence is coming
Prepare yourselves the lame immature 420 posts are coming...
BRACE YOURSELVES IT'S GOING TO RUN BLOOD IN ESTSP
BRACE YOURSELVES THE 4-20 POSTS ARE COMING
prepare yourself the swingers convention is in town
prepare yourselves stock up on hand grenade mix
vegetables are coming
pREPARE YOURSELVES mONDAY IS COMING
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stock yourselves up 420 is coming
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prepare yourself the taco shits are coming
Brace yourself bf denying sex for days is coming
prepare yourself  4/20 is coming
Brace yourself one more day of pseudo-intelectual shit on facebook is coming!
prepare yourself The moralist are coming
Brace yourselves  The hologram tupac posts are coming
prepare yourself 4 all the venting that is to come
prepare yourselves allergies are coming
PREPARE YOURSELVES THE FOBS ARE COMING
Brace yourselves The yolo fags are coming
Brace yourselves Production Week has begun
pREPARE YOURSELVES i'M NOT going to die
prepare yourselves a game of thrones marathon in my living room is coming
brace yourself the happy birthday facebook notifications are coming
prepareyourselves londoners 90
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im too drunk to taste this chicken
prepare game changers memes are coming
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Prepare your weapons scene kids
Prepare Yourself Friday the 13th  posts are coming
Brace yourselves sibbo
Brace Yourselves Janna Nerfs Are Coming
prepare yourselfs the next comment is a troll
well... the view is cool from up here!
brace yourselves the runners are coming
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Prepare yourselves.... Frags tanking on his rogue.
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Prepare Yourselves Spring Party is coming
Prepare yourself Pollen is entering nasal caity
brace  yourself mid term exam is coming
PREPARE YOURSELVES
pREPARE YOURSELF FOR THIS SHITTY MEME
Happy Hunger Games!  AND MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!
Embrace yourself Tomorrowland posts are comming
Embrace yourself Tomorrowland posts are comming
Brace Yourselves The scotty mccreery fans are coming
BRACE YOURSELF The PICS ARE COMING
prepare yourselves the zombie jesus posts are coming
Brace yourselves THe pen is mightier than the sword.
BRACE YOURSELVES BRYAN JUN IS COMING
Prepare yourselves the ap sorakas are coming
prepare yourself  the i hate monday posts are coming
brace yourself the summer statuses are comin
brace yourselves the misused memes are upon us
prepare yourselves timeline is no longer an option
PREPARE YOURSELVES THE KONY PART II POSTS ARE COMING
prepare yourselves birthday posts are coming
prepare yourselves it’s that time of the month again
BRACE YOURSELF I'M A RESIDENT OF POLAND NOW
prepare yourselves kony is coming
embrace  they are coming
Prepare Yourself the april fools pranks are coming
brace yourselves acm statuses incoming!
Prepare YouRselves Emily  Ate fRijoles
prepare yourself the 15th prestige is on the the other team
brace yourselves kentucky bandwagoners are coming
brace yourselves the kentucky bandwagon is rolling
Brace yourselves shittorm on chat will begin
Brace Yourselves personality exam is coming
Prepare yourselves Timeline is coming
Brace yourself P&#229;skeegg is comming
prepare yourselves for the Trayvon Martin  posts are coming
prepare yourself the christians are coming
prepare yourselves the christians are coming
Prepare yourselves new game of thrones memes are coming
Brace yourselfs pakistani has a gay captured called punks
prepare yourselves for an ass whupping
brace yourselves shoot to kill is uploading
Brace yourselves Season 2 is coming
prepare yourself team rocket is raising
PREPARE YOURSELF THE FAITH HILLING MEMES ARE COMING
Brace yourself another bf3 patch is coming
To nie wojna tylko ortopedia. wygrasz to starcie
Brace yourselves lulu is coming
Valentines day? Prepare yourself for forever alone!
Prepare yourself the birthday posts are coming
prepare yourself the birthday wishes are coming
Prepare yourself the hunger game statuses are coming
PrePare yourself the piCtures from the spring break trips are cominG
Prepare yourselves the new images tab is stuck again
brace yourselves booty shaking weather is coming
brace yourselves summer is coming
prepare yourself tim tebow is coming
prepare yourself the warm day post's are coming
Prepare yourselves march 25th is the day of forced timelines
prepare yourselves season 2--oh wait
Prepare yourselves ben is vacuuming the carpet
prepare yourselves 2012 supporters will rage nextjanuary
Prepare YOuselves booty shaking season is coming
prepare yourselves Booty shaking weather is coming
GuYs prepare yourselves The braindead teenaged bitches march this way
Prepare Yourself pegasus gazelle's got blach
Prepare yourselves Ows will be throwing more shit this spring
BRACE YOURSELVES OCCUPY WALL STREET WILL BE THROWING EVEN MORE FECES THIS SPRING
Prepare yourself te&#243;ricas are coming
Prepare Yourselves that time of the month is coming
pull my finger
Prepare yourself to be blown away by the walking dead's season finale
Prepare yourself The taco bell will be leaving soon
PREPARE YOURSELVES THE AP TESTS ARE COMING
Prepare yourselves
Prepare yourselves. how's that for an ike impression?
Brace yourselves  The masses will misuse this meme
BRACE YOURSELVES SHIPWRECKED ARE COMING
GET READY I'M CUMMIN
BE READY IT'S TIME FOR KONY 2012
Brace yourselves Bennett Draws near
Prepare Yourself there is an intruder in the page
Brace yourself tampon is coming
BRACE YOURSEVES KONY IS COMING TO YOUR HOME
Brace yourself bitches will never disappear
Prepare yourself t.o the fat sloth tourists are coming
Prepare yourselves  More post about kony are incoming
BRACE YOURSELVES... EVERYONE IS NOW A UGANDAN FREEDOM FIGHTER
Prepare yourself sara is countering preston
Brace yourself i am coming
Prepare yourselves for the drama
prepare yourselves some star material is not going to make it into our ATMOSPHERE
Prepare yourself kony facebook post are coming
brace yourselves the  s02e01 is coming
prepare yourselves the lax bros are coming
'LAw SCHOOL' HOT EVEN WORSE THAN 'GRAD SCHOOL' HOT
THERE IS NO BATHROOM
Prepare YOURSELVES [rec]3 is coming!
Brace yourself thomas is coming home
Prepare yourselves the valentines day status' are coming
prepare yourself forever alone guy memes are coming
prepare yourself the yearbooks are coming
brace yourselves... Rosicky is starting on the wing
Brace Yourself Rodrigos bad meme posts are coming
One does not simply use the wrong picture for boromir memes - or sub out other pictures unless they are simply desperate for more boromir memes - cheers
one does not simply steal my heart but you did
Prepare Yourself The 'It's really raining hard in savannah' statuses are coming
Prepare yourselves the Whitney Houston posts are coming
Prepare yourself Whitney Houston rip posts
prepare yourself the bionic women jokes are coming
prepare yourselves /b/ is COMING
prepare yourself for the superbowl related 'prepare yourself' memes
pREPARE  yOURSELVES THE GIANTS POSTS ARE COMING
Prepare yourselves... Memes have hit                the facebook populous
prepare yourself corny jokes are coming
Prepare your self type 59 whine threads are coming
Prepare Yourselves School is coming
Brace yourself brother jed is coming
Brace Yourselves MC AChlamabad Bin-mohammed is here to blow the place up
brace yourself the birthday greetings are coming
Prepare yourself... I just ate chipotle
finals are coming
Prepare yourselves the anti 'when did this become hotter than this' posts are coming
JArl Ulfric Stormcloak
r.i.p to my niggah who died by a hoe
hodor hodor hodor hodor hodor
Brace Yourselves! The boesson is coming.
brace yourselves ambulance is coming
BRACE YOURSELVES HAPPY BIRTHDAY POSTS ARE COMING
Prepare yourself the poke war has begun
Brace Yourselves Brady and the pats are coming
Prepare yourselves studies abroad are coming
Winter is coming Better grow a beard
Brace yourselves CNY IS ALMOST OVER
Brace yourself Reach is falling
Brace yourself anonymus attack to FB is close
brace yourself My shitty art is coming
Shuffling Everyday i am
justin bieber you enjoy? kill yourself
99 problems i have but a sith aint one
brings the boys to the yard My Milkshake does
talk backwards i shall.
Always drink
Read these in my voice you must
the word the bird is
except after C I before E
BEFORE HOS BROS MUST BE
Step Dub
You should've read this backwards
force you must find in my pants you must look
Tap that you must
TWO SHITS ABOUT WHITNEY HOUSTON I DO NOT GIVE
In the friend zone you are
Liberal arts you take french frys you shall make
world of warcraft you play? with your mother you must live presume I will
SPARTA THIS IS
Your game works not? Blow on the cartrige you must!
into mordor one does not simply walk
fat in those pants
Up You must vote me
BOTTOM TEXT TOP TEXT
Failing at memegenerator YOU ARE
I sense.... The virginity is strong with this one.
Let the dogs out I did
in my pants a party you shall find
If backwards I always talk force you to think i will
a trap it was
Lie
pornhub
when sad you are Memes you have to read
sexy i am and it i know
A SANDWICH WOMAN MAKE ME
a jedi i used to be until an arrow to the knee i took
Simply walk into mordor one does not
Even Mad I am not
give a damn i do not
new netbook i bought for fapping it is
if very little she charge DISEASE get you will
Ways of the force
Give a shit honey badger does not
nickleback you enjoy? kill yourself
to get lucky up all night we are
Feeding the trolls you are
What she said is that
YOU BUY THE NEW IPHONE A BRAINLESS SHEEP YOU ARE
The result of Google Translate My speech is
IF MONEY YOU WANT WORK YOU MUST
world of warcraft you play a virgin you must be i sense
TRYING TOO HARD
cancer
Drunk you drive die you will
Use the Force
CRAY THAT SHIT IS
The sarcasm I do sense in this one
what to do throw pc out window u must
Barell roll
fear leads to anger
teach me how to dougie you must
funny
OOYL Only once you live
YOUR HEAD UP YOUR ASS YOU MUST HAVE
drink or drink not there is no trying
reading this you are
The word bird is
never say never
Text while pooping you must
OBAMA THE EVIL ONE KILL YOU MUST
oH
celebrate my birthday
mY pants I peeD
put the toilet seat back down
Same Voice as Grover I Have
drop the soap you must not
FUNNY GUY
bring the condoms i will
offended you are a shit i dont give
To advice dog listen you shall
Strong in this thread The butthurt is
ooyl ( only once you live )
Trollin' they see. Hatin' they are.
To the KITCHEN YOU GO To make me a SANDWICH you will
fail you did
log off facebook you must
Will. i.am
T   F S  U
Voted down you were nothing useful in your posts there were
If reposts i find kick some ass i will
Calm
too damned high is the rent
let the dogs out someone has
Mom's meatloaf you had liquid shit it will be
Serious
Swamp ass I smell
WRONG DOING IT
Wasting time on memegenerator you are
prevent forest fires only you can
Raindrops falling on my head they are
the twilight zone you are entering
careless you are Pregnant she is
no sense your y u no syntax makes
OVER 9000 THE POWER LEVEL IS.
strong the cheese is
One direction... go far you will not
bulge in my pants lightsaber
PRIORITIZE you must
for school to cool i am
TURN CHEAP YOUR MOTHER DID
WHOOP YOU  I SHALL
perfection in english grammer you must not
Right  You are not
for christmas is you all i want
watch our powerpoint you must
stroke I had fucked is now speech
bush's fault it is racist you are
This meme upvote will you
dumped you did he Much to learn you still have
his final form this is not
mal malloy fap on her cheeks i would
Pass you shall not
Posted before this has been
Only Once You live
Get me a beer you will
acquire what you desire
the rain set fire to
bad for your health  ribs are
FELL ON GROUND YOU DID LOL I SAY
yoda i'am faggot you are.
sell your soul you must
Cannot get out of contract can you? Use the Force Majeure
try? there is no try. when i ask you to get the hell up and get me a drink
One Direction you enjoy? wrong direction
Summer makes your pc hot turn it off you should
using force to stop force is absurd
corn indigestible it is
My rights sold  for 4.05 billion dollars they were
SO SERIOUS
Challenge I Accept
THE SHIT THE FAN HAS DEFINITELY HIT
pants up you must pull
GirlFriend you want? stop the fapping you must
THUNDERBOLT USE PIKACHU
to be an adventurer knee armor
Zombie Whitney Housten will become
your opportunity This is to rise from these ashes and grab glory Marshall We Are
Put A Spoon into a microwave you must not
Awkward  my birth was
hate hAters will
I'm a poet  and know it not i did
Going to hate haters are
MARX
Michelle Renee Bush i sense the dark side in u
HOES YODA LOVES NOT
best friend do you love? kill yourself by fap
Statefarm is there like a good neighbor
lick my balls you must.
Смирить?? ? ?ент?брём должен ты
To victory
A parallel universe Enter you will
Comprise or be composed of there is no comprised of
breaking up with you i am. to hell you can go.
always drink beer
One Direction you enjoy? Kill yourself
plump with my seed you are not? You will be. YOU will be...
hit Bully with the force Blame the wind
Speak like yoda You MUst
would not would you not would would you not would would?
the force is stupid with u
mcdonalds daily you eat fat get you will
time to fap it is
daH FUS ro
The cake A lie it is
In my voice you read this
Debate master
use memes correctly you must
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to being PWNED.   I sense much fear in you.
thought the 99 problems joke wasnt taken you did
Lulz I did.
be a little less conceited you should
EA sports in the game it is
said that your mother did
Bottom Text Top Text
uptokes you want? post at midnight you must
Ditch the preganant chick you must
Big game football today. 12th man crowd is.
if succeed at first you do not again try try
once you only live
To the chopper get
well
Ride hard
Understand i do care i do not
Play games on your ipad in class you must not
Amen Can I get?
post pictures you do.  taken from great distance they are.  shades you wear.  filters you use.  fooling me you are not.
No Girlfriend for Valentine's Day? Wallet full it stays
dominican friends coming over?  driver license/social security/passport must hide.
open your eyes you must or arse over tit you shall fall
Sherlock
tired
An adventurer like you i used to be then an arrow in the knee i took
STOP BEING FAT YOU MUST
I think I shall make up some outlandish unverifiable factoid
Talks to you in memes she does in trouble you are
GIVE A SHIT ONE DOES NOT
Rollin' they see me
Rock out You Must
victorious you will be with confidence only
Cloud Security Wars Begun they have
SEXY AM I KNOW THIS
NEVER LOVE YOUR fAILS
'Its snowing' thanks for that i lost my window
JEFF SICK YOU ARE
31 years but sex skills none you have you're too old too old to begin the training
um uh oooh skeet! skeet!! skeet!! Control
truth win more FRIENDS than lies
order 66 missed me bitches you did
if try that she want need you will lube
screw the beer
to bed you will not go too much fun generating memes is
ADVICE I GIVE
strong with the hot your mom is
price low charge she from holes disease get you will
count Dooku INVENTORY of female's  backsides it is not
mstreamIT VISIT YOU MUST
lift do you even bro?
now
All whores Women are
urinate on your face r. kelly will
ooyl
Cover
Bike you touch? die you will
eat shit i will not kick your ass i will
A women you are Invalid your Argument is
eat cafeteria food you must if you have nowhere left to go
happy your birthday be
Tell the truth you do huge balls you have
the game You just lost
if lemon life gives you lemonade you make
All the boys to the yard my milkshake brings
safe driver you must have
spell check meme you must
stoned I am
a milf padme was
size matters not unless too small
Die Jarjar Binks Must
falling down london bridges are
rockin everywhere booty booty
learn english You Should
crazy bitches be
ea sports in the game it is
true man you see when woman ugly is
a trap it is
TWO SHITS ABOUT WHITNEY HOUSTON i DO NOT GIVE
Stop here we can't Bat country this is
A disturbance in the rotation
French girls you draw me like
sith juggernaut i will play
sith juggernaut i will play
End well this will not
ridin dirty they tryin to catch me
Go to lakers you will not
a timemachine i buildt
I DRUNK AM YoU margera bam.
dyslexic muppet jill thinks i am
pass! you shall not
over it is the high ground i have
off your clothes must be
GOT IN TOR BETA
HIPSTER YOU PLAY MAKE MOAR BANELINGS
a brony your friend became? microwave him you must
A FAGGOT INdeed YOU are
Rage? throw pc out window you must
Michelle R Bush call me daddy
you like tea
brain you must use
Green i am envious are you
Keep the change barack obama can
learned well you have
if the death star is dead does it exist?
Make shaders you mustn't In shaders lies the dark side!
if written on the internet it is true it is!
the wonder of his works displays the firmament
BE WATER MY FRIEND
Real Shit just got. mmmm
Tired you must stop getting
Slap! The five fingers to the face say.
HIV positive i am
oh look I has a nou
BAD Idea you have big time waster i now have
fix stupid you can not
consider this you should
BACKFLIP You can Fix stupid you cannot
truth in your words there is
Winning  you are not
Haters hate
LEARNED IN BRONY SPEAK YOU MUST BE.
much better without condom sex is
wreck that booty
everyday smoke I do
Related to the amount of drinks Fun is not
Capture every opportunity You must
FROM PRACTICE SUCCESS ON THE BAR EXAM COMES.
For monday                          Turn up we must
malware you have get tech support you must
studying a social science bad for employment it is
A Whoopin You Need
Britain first unlike them you should
Log out  YOU MUST
pony Thread simulators
midget to wise sound grammer like stereotypical asian must
mEME GOOD THIS IS NOT
It's good  to count on someone to have
Gives a fuck I do not
innapropriate that is remove photo you must
at grammar english i problem great have!
trust any motherfucker you shouldnt
Steve's Car you scratch suffer you will
Poon you cannot get Robert you m
ADDITIONAL PYLONS CONSTRUCT YOU MUST!
Yolanda bored she is
material beings are we not some crude new age notion of 'energy'
Begun The waifu war has
#survivingjack Renew you must!
when eurovision song contest you watch only pain will you find
If female selfies on whisper you post Only pods you will find
Brendan the Title thought he had won Wrong he was
When sending e-mail make sure to write adress in to: field
Crazy we all are contest it is not
If your assignment until the last minute you leave only pain you will find
The SPAM IS STRONG IN THIS ONE
if don't succeed at first you again try try
your country can do for you ask not what your country can do for you ask what
HMMMMM STUPID THAT PLAN IS
flown over your head the joke has
offshore wind turbines is that for hydropower?
Even i can do better than that
Jedi
If you ever get bored all you have to do is put your TV on mute and make up what they're saying
as boring and uninteresting as batshit you are
I hope  Star Wars 7 Is Coming Soon
Find a job you must Earn money you will
Talking about
know exactly what we want and need and what will convert but be authentic to our voice You do
Progressive humanist & all human rights I support!
served
the yoda expression style looks funny...  :)
Deep are the thoughts on this one
you must Roll
red are roses
yourself prepare coming winter is
with you may the force be
Young padawan much to learn you still have
yoda
thought police you are not
GOinG DOwn IT IS Yelling Timber I am
the word is bird
900 years old... and still cant figure how to talk right...
oh joven Dar&#237;o Tu vender como churros vas
always drink beer I do not
dream it you can do it you must
green squigglies under my sentences msword puts
The fox
clean my house i was gonna but work i did instead
Hung like a horse
Know a scumbag cheater? expose them you must
Let the cat out of the bag You have
you babysittin or what???! pass the damn blunt already
Copied another meme
use sharp sticks with yarn knit and stay calm
christmas merry
There is no try there is only philibuster
Strong
i should ask my customers I shall
stop shopping start living
An engineer Proudly I am
Сама? лучша? подруга  Яна***люблю теб?
Some eggs
do drugs  you will not
Because reasons I have
Touch the football
My Call of Duty K/D ration Better than yours
Suck
tjhanked ali am i
Good Guy greg You must be
know when to shut up i don't
Е?ть ли у теб? ебанутый друг по имени  Егор Гордиенко должен ты раздавит??
?амый лучший друг  антон борода**
Control of the football
everything I know
happy birthday i wish you
Born non-practicing Muslims Trade on name you do
Si se&#241;ores
Small you are PE you must
si herez honbre etiketa  a tu amigo orejon
Si buscar una puta quieres? Preguntar por ella debes
Become an AFS Hostfamily you must
stop playing skyrim one deos not
A boy They will have.
si cagar quieres  bajarte los pantalones debes
my house got exploded really?
si aucaman querer evitar tu cuota deves pagar
Si comer rico quieres ir a la velada de postres debes
Jelly Leads to Mad
an underground history there is        study it you must
Talk BackWARDS I SHALL
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zajebać ci niestety będę musiał
walk after leg day? joking you are
english from yoda Learned
In Two Weeks WATCHING MAN OF STEEL YOU WILL BE
Remember the north will
meme correctly make one always does not
rising india is?
$100 or a Tablet one can get
pytania z zeszłego roku dać musi bo w ciemnej dupie się znajdziesz
destroy the dark side they said it will be easy they said
KEEP CALM TRUST YO DAd
give blood you should
Know
BRing spare towel to the gym you should
HELLO  GREEN ASS
Play Minecraft you do? Girlfriend you must lack
when doing 1a  always ask munno
tap that ass i must
The sarcasm is not as strong with this one
Smelt it Who Dealt it he did
sexy beast you are
What you did there I see
Much to learn you have Trust in the force you must
SENT TO YOU A MESSAGE
words of wisdom here is... words of wisdom i don't have...
happen more often must cleaning
You have died more times Than how long i lived
shit i just did
A doucebag you are if tip pizza driver you do not
dumped you have been lifting i shall teach you
pam grier you watch boner shall surely have
shit the finale episode was
happy birthday i you wish
sleep now you won't? worry not soon a teenager you will be and alarm clock I have
lift do you even?
A vouch you recieve from me
i should have written this backwards
A post you saw on Facebook
High score in Call of Duty you have Give a flying f*** I do not
mARRIAGE EQUALITY VOTE YES YOU SHALL
Answer in the question is
Headphones home they are? fail you have
support rangers you must the people
call draw play does sanchez? into lineman's butt he shall run
Offended you I have A shit I don't give
robin sore your face must be
Eat without posting pictures You can
You mUst blow job Your boyfriend you Must
LEARN YOU MUST!
LA update report to transmit? confirm date with auditor general you must.
yoda best
Lie i cannot atlas shingles i go to for my roofing needs
all up in it got he expect call you can
YODA! ARE WE GOING THE RIGHT WAY? OFF COURSE 
facebook re-targeting the conversion is strong with this one
FWSN for work safe not...
OoYL Only once
SMOKE A CIG WE MUST
impress me you do not kill yourself you shuold
IT YOU BRING
Be yourself NEURO LINGUISTIC PROGRAMMING WAY
Snow it will school you will miss
Before holiday you have Kold College you Go must to
Computer restart You must
Vapor trails worst rush album it is
MUCH BULLSHIT
The items in the request represent the final state in the service THAT THE ITEMS ARE REQUESTED TO BE
for eternity damn you it does exercising free will
Brenna Scott for Arts & Science Rep Vote you must
Sex you must have
I sense great buthurt  in matthew hart
study
I sense the humor in this one or upper lip it must be.
Ray Berrian Full of s### you are
dj angel at hard times weston-super-mare bang out hardstyle he will
guns none
homework you must do
The Force  my god is
in barn must you have been raised
when love a girl gives close mouth or move south
In your sister I pee
sexy i am know it
IF into your girlfriend'S previous partner recording you go only pain will you find
By the LETTER OFFENDED you are  A shit I don't give
ooyl only once you live
english word order honor not I do
If into the comments section you go only pain will you find
Asen shopkin to stop fail you have
עלה ירוק rules!
The costing shud be RM2.7k
LOYO Live Once you only
The Fail Strong in this one
CoD you play? kill yourself you must
Get down do you?
SI PASAR QUIERES  ESTUDIAR DEBES
webmd does not a doctor make
ONE DIRECTION WHAT IS
Poundtown Going to I am
YOUR ACCESS FILE SUCKS TO do it you must not
Lived 900 long never learnd how to speak right english
i saw help thread
ORDERING PIZZA ARE YOU? I WISE CHOICE YOUNG JEDI
cereal i shall eat the  munchies   i must have
Get Bored of the Old republic you will
Yes Oh
Borborygmus  RUMBLING IN THE FORCE I FEEL
hey you! lissen Booba
Away
Hijacked this page
Your birthday
supisau sventes :DDD
Mmmmm Am touch every part on u
do or do not there is no try
you dont want shit kicked out of you stay away from blacks you must
PEAS
CHRISTMAS MERRY HAVE YOU SHALL
KISS MY GREEN ASS YOU MUST!
Go to your ex's facebook
LEAVE REDDIT NOW YOU MUST
see the hobbit before me
USE THE TOILETBRUSH YOU WILL
END OF THE WORLD AT ME YOU COME!!
There is no think 
SEE YOU SHIT I GIVE I DO EITHER NOT
Do your laundry you will
STAND UP For rights You should
THE DITCH AVOIDED YOU SHOULD HAVE
the d she wants
burn
Lose in fantasy football you will
my number      here is maybe call me
nothing but hoes n tricks bitchs aint
Persistent you are Like it I do
when 900 bong hits you take stoned you will be
Really gay You are bryant
COMING  I'M NOT.
Persistent you are I like it.
DOWN CALM ! OR U I HATE TO HAVE
itching in your crotch you have? genital Herpes it is!
cheat you can ban you i will
For thE Lulz i did
the force be with you my lovely padawan
Yes yes...           fart i did smell bad it will...
stab yourself you sould not
Approved your forum post is
Angry Women hell hath no fury like
happened before
Near in the future is skyfall persevere you must
Dein handy gut deutsch...
walk into mordor one does not simply
DO OR DO NOT THere IS NO TRY
unforgivable mistake i made unforgettable afternoon for you i will make this
to understand my meme watch starwars
STUDYING WE ARE
Why reading this you are?
FIST YOU MUST RAISE FOR ANGERFIST
Your challenge I completed. To try harder
girlfriend you want  balls you will take
STUDIUJĄC ANATOMIĘ BOCHENKA ZDASZ
Cookies I like
Celebrate end of finals
TO AVOID PREGNANCY PULL OUT YOU MUST
breakfast
HELP A FRIEND YOU MUST
for obama you voted help you i cannot
If you hate 'teen Pages'  Like you must
To Up In Smoke GO You Should
kick out riley you will
Shepard commander Legion
Finally The clock fixed is
LOVES HARRY DRACO DOES
Sea shells on the sea shore she sells
DSP review medal of honour warfighter
Forget to swallow You shall not
Republicans! 'Let go of your hate.'
Handjobs
4 billion  DOLLARS you have to pay
A NEW FANTASTIC POINT OF VIEW A WHOLE NEW WORLD
Bored you are leave me alone you must
Bored you are But leave me alone you must
a disturbance in the buttforce i feel
YODA YOU ONLY DIE ALONE
SI COMER QUIERES COMO DON RA ACTUAR NO DEBES
mau5
corn indigestable it is
sick with those happiness posts i am
MAN WHO GO TO BED WITH ITCHY BUM WAKE UP WITH SMELLY FINGER
SI A ANDRES DC TU QUIERES LLEGAR  35 MIL PESOS DEBES CANCELAR
what caos is facebook
Danke  F&#252;r eure aufmerksamkeit
redneckognize
costume you must wear if candy you want
gotta all you catch?
uhuh... well turn it off and on again
My shirt to sexy for I am
massive amounts of butthurt in this thread yoda senses
I DONT GIVE A SHIT BUT MY LIGHTSABER DOES
say please you must problem you will solve
strengthen my core work out i do
nigr you are fail you will
shit in one hand you will
New learning must he do Before the poontang he will get
O.L.O.Y.W ONLY LIVE ONCE YOU WILL
A SHIT FOR EWAN I DO NOT GIVE
CHILL OR CHILL NOT HAVE THIS I DO
A liar Romney is
Making baby Tonight we Must
NO Y U
Call me
salad at mcdonalds like paying prostitute for a hug
antiracist say you are antiwhite you are
Do or Do not There is no dream
voted for Taylor I did hmm
MANY Likes does this post deserve
Go TO MAIN EVENT YOU WILL
Always drink beer i do not but when i do
Gangnam  Style I have
In the bottom of the sea A hole there is
FACEBOOK LIKING EVERYTHING YOU POST
yoda give you happiness
OYOL Only once you live
wise you are not. an ou fan you should be.
no match is lag  for the force
SHERLOCK SHIT NO
YOU WILL ALWAYS THIS READ WRONG YES
Lonley? Have Sex with me
Pasta day
MEME OR MEME NOT THERE IS NO STUDY
Know it i do that sexy i am
There is no 'coming in hot' There is only 'ready' or 'ready not'
HOMECOMING QUEEN I AM
STOPPING THROUGH LAKE CITY? HARASSED BY THE POLICE YOU WILL BE
SO YOU HATE ME? A SHIT I DON'T GIVE
Blaspheming everyday you are
stop voting for warpigs you must
SHot first hans did
shuffulin i'm every day
FOLLOW @DJMALTEASE ON TWITTER YOU MUST
PERDONAR TU DEBES SI A TU ESPOSA QUIERES
crazy this is met you i just
contextual grammar is
About grammar and syntax uptight you must not be
i always like green so when i do... wait wrong meme
cream on your face my little green saber does
hate haters gonna
Running from a trainer battle there is not
DUBSTEP YOU MUST
Very southern baptist conservative that side of the family is
boner  i have
GET UP OR DO NOT THERE IS NO SNOOZE
SO YOU WANT TO TO USE THE FOREX
OOly Once only live you
Learn the ways of the wolfpack the freshman must
In prison
a speech impediment i have
make me a sandwich sudo
John Galt
a problem you have? a shit i don't give!
franchise operations specialist you are... to you congratulations!!!
kill one direction with the force you must
try to Submit Nerdy Content? No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try.
OH YES! FAP FAP FAP
NO
call you maybe  i will not
Learn to love a guitar as Choco does you must.
Awesome This background is
this is wonderful you idiots
home alone
Coming to Florida 1D is Meet them I must
One must not eat HArribo's During a bass solo
FULL OF KNOWLEDGE STEVE NIC IS
Rondo back is! Merge users
Desire 2 know THese tips you will
Vote for Jean charest you won't!
shit eat die you
Talk like yoda We all Should
Mitt Romney I hate.
wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? How much?
Make sense
What would yoda do? your ass
evil and dark monsanto is win you must with perseverance
like neen williams you shall heelflip
Text or text not there is no maybe
says yoda join league of epic-ity     you should
clean my room i was gonna but then i got high
activision
who's  scott Midosis?
think not will you do you must
Cod You Play. No Life You Have
i cannot lie big butts i like
Really good advice when you fly
met you i just
met you i just crazy this is
Killing this country you are Vote for Romney you must
Form of protest not eating at chick-fil-a is Silencing chick-fil-a's free speech it is not
WE WILL Say wHAT TIME WILL TELL
no shits  i shall give
log off wow you must brush teeth & take shower you will
fail at meme generator you will
you must read this backwards
delete a bad meme you cannot
stronger than a baby hulk i am
a job you must get or bother you vicki shall
tout les american se sont des gros pd  nik vos m&#232;re!!!
JAH JEDIS ARE I AND I
HURRY YOU SHOULD
jedi says: reggaeton sucks!!!
ro dah fus!
a n00b you are
a meme am i
NEVER REVIEWED TAXES WILL BE
at least know how to speak normal i do
i sense... butthurt
A furby i'm not Even if i look like
Met you
Offended you are? A shit I don't give
Normal people check different shoe sizes when they buy new shoes Arabs check for accuracy
Your Mum is not on meth but on meth she is
Two shIts I do not givE
mudkipz i herd u leikd
Matter the Higgs Boson Doesn't particularly
get hacked after downloading a gold generator  you will
this you read stupid you ARE
LIVE MY LIFE DO NOT TELL ME HOW
work related emails from jen weird they are
shit! i must take
Eat My Butt
SErious shit is
get me some of that sticky icky icky you must
Youngling you are puke you must
hang with us you must!
Like it is hot drop it
insert the value null into column i cannot
you just asked me
the advice i give to you
Baiting You are
Bricks You have shAt
Get a nexus 7 I shall
obvious troll is obvious.
Call or call not there is no maybe
Only once you live
to have A great weekend You be sure!
in uelsen den bebauungsplan &#228;ndern du musst
A TAX IT IS
Be nice to admins
eat a sandwich good idea me thinks
SEXY I AM and know i do
Shuffling  Every Day i am!
hot in here it is getting all your clothes you should take off
To be Jedi is to face the truth
Cornering the tablet market Apple is
THE JOLLY ROGER I AM RAISING
Recieved text message of donna summer dying text back 'k' i did
A HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
girls gone wild fap angry i must
reblog me you must
owned you i have
your religious Bigotry i need not
at me bro must you come
Study hard
omnomnom i shall
IF GUETTA YOU LIKE KILL YOURSELF YOU MUST
ooyl only once you live
COFFEE MENTIONED NOT MAKE IT
and im far from cheap i smoke skunk with my peeps all day
failed gramer i did
misread this email I have
on you shame
sex addict i am? fap i must.
Why must be weekend so short?
met you
we are young tonight set on fire the world
delusions you have wake up you must
The falls of drapery you shall enjoy
JUSTIN BIEBER
Belong to us ALL YOUR BASE ARE
stomp loud she does
Downvoted me on Cafemom you did upset am i
Bad wire  Lie you did
STRONG THE FORCE IS OOPS SORRY I FARTED
Bath salts i snorted your face i bit off.
walkies apart Take you will not
Bowling i am
PUPPET I AM CGI
love like a fart it is if forced it must be
only once you live
Bathroom i went
Tap dat ass You must
bullying you will stop or pain you shall feel
work i shall not on the sabbath
Fan of Jedward You Are Kill Yourself You Must
friday i am gunna get down on
Ooyl
PLAYING DIABLO 3 YOU ARE? IGN
solution to error 37 you must find? give up
Barney marries robin spoiler alert
Send me your referrals you must!
Come i did. see i did. IN THE JAW
boss like a
know your memes you do not an idiot you appear
oloyd only live once you do
be with you the curve may
big deal in soviet russia i speak perfect english
WhEN ANGRY I AM LIKE ME YOU WILL NOT
The 4th be with you it may
Get laid every night I do
Si novia quieres Fapearte no debes
annihilate the dance floor you did not
Si no fuera por mi esposa NO TENDR&#205;A ESPOSA
fap to ponies real men do not
Brave and INDEPENDENT  i is
On meth Talk backwards I shall
lick your balls i will
may day force be with you
Over 9000 My Power level is
To study then sleep you should go
a sandwich for me You must make
to sleep you should go
a shit i give not
Justin beiber you enjoy Kill yourself you must
Say my opinion in the loc I shall not
Only live once You do
Correct your grammar I will not
looking to the title
once you start down the dark path flashlight
Watches God of War: Ascension trailer  y u so epic?!!!
HAMMER TIME STOP
Feed trolls you must not
hit that i would
Hand grenade flavored my condom is
Good at Arguing Roo is not Shut his mouth he should
don't know how to speak with inversion? that problem i do not have
Never be able to live down to your reputation
If she know me not Too young for you she is!
pee i do in the shower relieving it is
simply screw up a meme one does not
offended you are? care
cuz they rapin everybody hide yo kids
Cray that sht
Your SISTER is drawn for the hunger games volunteer you must
Study for the exam you must
Put more effort Into Disney day than a levels You have.
There is no try only fail
clever you are not
Have a good camera you must
Do or do not there is no try
tHE WALRUS WE ARE
tomi : irte a cagar tu debes
Stuck with gay guy  You have
real djs have no thought for fame only a desire to express the force.
Eat at a asian restaurant we shall.
Two in the bush A bird in the hand is
If into Facebook you go only pain will you find
play scales in juries you must
Stress
officer problem
Whatever happens keep on harking you must
Home town buffet you like? kill yourself
Use the fork luke  use the forkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!!
If darth vader meme i find kick ass i wIll
Pointless this thread has become
Live once You only
like dickholes you should not
900 years of teaching jedi I HAVE HEHEHE FUNNY IT IS
ANIME FAIL YOU SAY? NOT WATCH AMERICAN ONES
- yoda are we going in the right direction - Off course
Reading this In yoda's voice you are
rain it was chocolate
got to sleep you must
the walrus i am
a formidable posterior you have
dragon born Dohvahkin
WATCHING YOU FAIL IT FUNNY IS
900 years of training jedi
GAY
Lied i did
trolling i am
now dead kim jung was ill
CHeck it out My hump
at facebook creeper is
at facebook Stalkers are
cuz they rapin er'body hide yo kids
with your turning tables I can't keep up
like Jagger got the moves
Mad not even
I heard you like Yo dawg
Friendzone one does not simply leave
Shy I'm just being
a waste  kony 2012 is
boring 9 gag is
someone like You never mind I'll find
the deep rolling in
Proud Black and i am
Ignorant you are
Friendzoned you are
Mudkipz I heard you liek
Mysogynists Users of 'cool chick carol' meme are
In my pants party invited you are
sex you look like
Newgate edward
scissor hands edward
Chan jackie
lee bruce
Alone you are not
hot mess you are
what she said that is
generate meme you want type like me you must
Weep I will IF laugh
Get too old for pokemon they said I'd get Prove them wrong I did
Due Tomorrow? Do Tomorrow.
sad about nfl trades and players you are? with you
Sarcastic: what a fine christian example he was
In the house tonight Party rock is
Strong you are but weak you are not
The cat out of the bag you did let
corn indigestible it is
the advice I give reliable it is not
walk into mordor one simply does not
ZEN MASTER YES ARE YOU
retard are you tommi sure is
He who falls asleep with itchy butt wakes up with smelly finger
complaining about your relationship on facebook you must stop!
buy a retarded cat you must not
king customer is
to get ac open the box
On it is
Like Methis FB  You must
pressing shift while trying to run you should not
Shit but Hoes 'n tricks bitches ain't
This shit
Tow or tow not... there is no try
ample hindquarters i appreciate prevaricate i cannot
in the butt you must give
People get butt hurt from this page make page private u must
A FUNNY GUY
passing you want? work you must
up early on saturday u are up all friday night drinking u must have been
dead fish trish she was
INSIDE JOKE MEMES FUNNY THEY ARE NOT
cut off arms and legs no more can i teach you
gay the twilight series is
Right
monday excuse valid 4 grumpiness - use it u must!
good at memes y u no
like a banner lift it up
cut your hair you will
An all too epic meme You must create!!!
your opportunity This is to rise from these ashes and grab glory Marshall We Are
Philosopheraptor Make me ponder
a puppet i am
The butt is much hurt with this one
YOUR Research skills Lacking They are
those who fears fire burn cowards
The pursuit of happiness I am on
Real proof you must give
it's the sequel or i'm in 'shrek'
Have social life You do not
succeed if not at first you do again. try
Give up now while you can
Doing IT WRONG YOU ARE WHEN SCREAM DOES NOT SHE
The bootys of my bitches Big they are
left hand you should use
if zohima you love marry her you must
For Gorilla Cheese vote you must
Think before you speak you should
SOPA You SUPPORT? Kill Yourself
Enjoy Loading Screens
strong not my internet connection
french girls you draw me like
visited grammar lessons i have not
If Black Light Party one wants
Unbiased view
cheer up you must
What expect you from a man years old 9000? English perfect?
Do or do not There is no new year's resolution
In arrow knee Jokes Stop Making you shall
in the kitchen you shall go make me a sandwich you must
Key to FRIENDSHIP ? Gift the mortar and pestel
Angry Birds You must play
french girls you draw me like
budget must you have before hiring you do
kick your nuts i will
get laid i dont
good sugar isn&#180;t salty
Don't read Simon Barton's book The History of Spain It won't give you the force anyway
FAILING WITH a girl you are? IN her face
photoshop master
haters ther are time for them there is none
the wall you noticed own you will
your phone ringing it is. answer it 
much to learn you still have
stand there and burn as i watch you will
if u wanna troll Goto a trade server
when padawan guitar break like sith run he!
10 months
DISrupted we shal get
make german presentation you must ? Rather Kill yourself
pills remember to take medication you must
Lose virginia tech will
ALWAYS CARE
steve jobs dead you are
a bony your friend bacame? microwave him you must
scratch or scratch not Balls
crock of shit this movie is
what i if told you you read the top line wrong
What if i told you
...thAt the top text is missing
what if i told you obama and romney aren't your only choices
What if i told you you've lost every game of tetris you've played
What If I told you the blue pill will give you an erection lasting up to four hours?
what if i told you you don't need to type www
What if i told you nothing
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DON'T HAVE TO EAT A WHOLE BAG OF CHIPS IN ONE SITTING
What I if told you That the 'You read the top line wrong' joke is getting old.
what if i told you alcohol is a drug
What if i told you you can leave the dragon without taking his bones and scales
What iF I told you The Mayans didn't know about leap year
what if i told you you can play fb games without inviting all your friends
what if i told you you could go through the first day of school without posting about it
what if i told you i can't see shit out of these
^    ^ V
What if i told you you don't have to vote republican or democrat?
What if i told you The mayans were counting down to the hobbit?
what if i told you i don't have facebook
what if i told you religion isnt the cause of voilence
what if i told you driving in the fast lane is for driving fast
What if I told you The Krabby Patty Formula
What i told you that it is never said in the nursery rhyme that humpty dumpty was a egg
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TAKE PICTURES OF ALL YOUR FOOD
What if i told you Black friday dosent give you the best deals
what if i told you being atheist doesnt makes you intelligent
What if I told you working fast food is more respectable than unemployment
What if I told you that i never say 'what if i told you' in any of the matrix movies
what if i told you that I've run out of things to tell you
What if i told you that hashtags don't work on facebook
what if i told you i'm not Samuel l. jackson
what if i told you  there is no 13/13/13
what if i told you that you can use a facebook app without inviting all your friends to it
What  if i told you.. You could 'smoke weed' without telling everyone
what if i told you that the 'women in a binder' joke is old already?
what if i told you that this meme should end in a question mark and everyone forgot?
WHat if i told you That you can look in your mirror without taking a photo of it
what if i told you that you don't have to look like ozzy osbourne to listen to metal
What If I Told You Internet Explorer is not good at exploring internet
What if i told you one direction is a musical disgrace
What if i told you no one cares about your political views
what if i told you you dIDn't have to swear after every sentence
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU INSTAGRAM DOESN'T MAKE YOU A photographer
What if i told you  you can eat without posting it to facebook
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT GAY PEOPLE HAVING RIGHTS DOESN'T TAKE AWAY YOURS?
What if I told you that giving awards to black people just because they are black is also racist.
what if i told you... your browser and 'the internet'           are not the same thing
What if I told you Liking her pictures wouldn't lead to sex
what if i told frankenstein was the name of the doctor
what if i told you that being religious doesn't make you a good person
What if i told you that no one's watches your facebook movies
What if i told you Sprite isn't green
What if i told you  You can listen to your music without sharing it on facebook
what if i told you memes are for enjoyment
What i If told you you read the top line wrong?
What if i told you that memes are inside jokes with complete strangers
What if i told you women can be shitty people too
What if i told you myspace was once more popular than facebook
what if i told you spike lee is the racist
What if I were to tell you  Morpheus actually says 'What if I were to tell you'
What if I told you You could save before you finish your document
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE TRUTH YOU ARE TRYING TO UNCOVER IS A LIE ITSELF
what if i told you that not all pc users are running Windows
WHAT IF i TOLD YOU THERE'S A MAN IN MY GLASSES.
what if told you liking wont cure cancer
What if i told you  you can make your own meme
what if i told you there is racism towards white people?
ylvis
What if i told you Xbox is not the one
What if i told you the square root of a number has two answers
What if I told you Jesus wasn't born on Christmas
WHAT if I TOLD YOU Valentine's day was invented by big corporations to make money from suckers
what if i told you i like it when they call me big papa
What if I told you America is a republic
what if i told you that i dont want to save 15% or more on car insurance
What if I told you you can like megadeth﻿ and metallica at the same time?
What if I told you The blue pill is just a flintstone vitamin
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN TAKE PICTURES WITHOUT INSTAGRAM
what if i told you you can turn off the blinker after the turn has been made
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOUR BLINKERS DO IN FACT
What if I told you that stupid people exist because nothing in the food chain eats them anymore
what if i told you YOUR FACEBOOK POLITICAL POSTS MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A DOUCHEBAG.
what if i told you you don't get a prize for being the 100
what if i told you i bought these glasses for $3.99 at walmart
What if I told you I had to share a Facebook account with my wife
what if i told you that obama care is actually working
what if i told you social networks helps you to  understand who is stupid and who is not
What if i told you that not all religious people are hypocrites who try to shove their religion in your face
what if i told you not every comment is a personal attack
what if i told you you dont have to use facebook
what if i told you windows  98 is better than windows 8
what if i told you your youtube ad makes me automatically hate your company when i wouldn't have otherwise
what if i told you donating to cancer research helps the fight against cancer more than reposting a facebook blurb
what if i told you that images with text in them aren't always true.
what if i told you you don't have to update twitter every 5 seconds
what if i told you the grumpy cat meme isn't funny
What if I Told You That there is another holiday before christmas
what if i told you you keep forgetting to ad the question mark at the end of this meme?
what if i told you  'computer people' just google their problems
what if i told you that the red and blue pills are really flintstones vitamins
what if i told you  what if i told you
what if i told you nothing
what if i told you not everyone who likes sonic is an intolerable fanboy?
What if i told you you don't need to take a selfie every living minute
what if i told you
What if I tell you that you're reading this in my voice
wHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN LIVE WITHOUT FACEBOOK
What if i told you this meme is overused
what if i told you you can play your facebook games without inviting me
What if I told You you can play facebook games without inviting me?
What if i told you  health insurance is not health care
What if I told you Radical Islam is motivated by POLITICS
What if i told you we are on a rock flying through space around a nuclear explosion
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT STUPID MEMES CREATED BY AN UNREGISTERED USER ARE PROBABLY SHABBIRV
what if i told that i didn't put the you after told
what if i told you your husband was right and you were wrong
what if i told you that you can still create memes without using the f word
what if i told you we're going to have 6 more weeks of winter no matter  what that little rat sees
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN GO tO HEAVEN WITHOUT SHARING CHRISTIAN PHOTOS ON FACEBOK
What if i told you your vote will still count if you don't share it with facebook
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I DON'T REMEMBER YOU
what if i told you jordans are nikes
what if i told you You can think about what youre about to say before sounding like a retard
What if I told you The blue pill is viagra
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT JUST GETTING GOOD GRADES WON'T GUARANTEE YOU A JOB
what if i told you you can tell your partner you love them without telling everyone on facebook
WHat if i told you Some things don't need to be posted on facebook
what if i told you it's not delivery
what if i told you that piers morgan is an asshat
What if I told you The Mayan calendar goes past 2012
what i if told you you read the top wrong
What if I told you ...nobody cares
What if i told you  someone who doesn't like nutella exists
what if I told you saying that you are 'curvy'  is not an excuse for being overweight
what if i told you you dont have to tell facebook everytime you go to the gym
what if I told you freedom of religion is a constitutional right and birth control isn't
What If I Told You you can be thin and not be anorexic
What if I told you You can have breakfast without alerting facebook?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU COULD COMMENT ON A POPULAR FACEBOOK POST WITHOUT TAGGING A FRIEND
what if I told you
what if I told you disabled people have a sense of humour
What If I told you you're not stuck in traffic...  you're traffic
what if i told you can buy a dream Simply by buying a   lottery ticket.
WHAT if i told you  you don't have to make memes 24/7
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DON'T NEED A DEGREE TO GET A job
What if I told you That you could have a political view and not post about it on Facebook every day?
What if i told you  you need to study to pass your exams
what if i told you i don't want to see you anymore because you're annoying
What if i told you  justin bieber is actually a guy
what if i told you they used to show all the movie credits *before* the movie started
what if i told you your opinion is like a drop of water falling into the ocean
What if i told you that carly rae jepsen is older than lady gaga?
What if i told you That you don't need to post on facebook each time it rains outside...
what if i told you you dont always have to respond with LOL
what if i told you Mc donalds chicken nuggets aren't made of chicken
What if i told you you don't have to argue on the internet
what if i told you you'll never move to canada no matter how bad things get
what if i told you i still have a box of twinkies
WHAT IF I  TOLD YOU THERE'S BETTER SHOOTERS THAN CoD
What IF I TOLD YOU MEMES ARE LIKE WORDS AND WE'RE CREATING A LANGUAGE
what if i told you that i could disagree with your lifestyle choices but still treat you with kindess and respect?
what if i told you You'll be in bronze forever
what if i told you only 1 in 10
what if i told you taking a selfie and&#160;hashtagging&#160;selfie&#160;doesn't&#160;make you trendy
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DON'T NEED TO SHARE YOUR ENTIRE LIFE ON FACEBOOK
what if i told you that you need to pay for the internet
what if i told you hashtags don't work on facebook
what if i told you you don't need to double-click  links in a web browser
what if i told you you don't actually like all kinds of music
What if I told you I'm not interested in listening to a story when i start up a video game
WHat if i told you 60% of diamonds in minecraft are under lava
What if i told you that there is no standard and the media has conditioned you to believe you're too Fat or skinny
What if I told you there is no country named america?
what if i told you that the 'you read the top line wrong' joke was already taken?
what if i told you you could downvote a meme that tricked you into upvoting it?
what if i told you the left lane is for passing only
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU DON'T NEED TO POST EVERYTHING ON FACEBOOK BECAUSE IT SAYS 'WHAT ON YOUR MIND'
The realiTY IS
What if I told you... People are running out of things to put on this meme
What if i told you architecture  students are all annoying  hipsters
What if I told you that loading your page with page-freezing ads is counterproductive.
What if I told you You don't have to tell people your life story
What if I told you socialists hate Obama
that the secret to life is in the terms and conditions
what if i told you this planet is another planet's hell
what if i told you the end result of man made global warming is a big fat world tax
what if i told you that election results are determined by a random number generator?
what if i told you nothing
i switched the text what if i told you
What if i tolD you I aM playing pocket pool right now
What if i told you  that you can have children without posting ultrasound scans on facebook
what if I told you it's possible to travel 1000 ft without a car
What if I told    you Fat girls wear leggings because its the only pants that fit
what if i told you you can play facebook games without me
THE MEME IS UPSIDE DOWN WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
what if i told you it's 'nu-clear'
what if i told you  how i meet your mother
What if I told you Being random doesn't make you funny or clever
What if i told you it's actually you're not your
what if i told you gym class isnt the OLYMPICS.
What if i told you everybody else has problems too
What if I told you psy had more than one song
what if i told you reddit sucks
what if i told the government uses guns because they don't want you to learn how dangerous pineapples are
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THESE ARE X-RAY SPECS?
what if i told you the whole 'wrong meme' joke is not clever anymore?
What if i told you that u can watch football without posting it on facebook
what if i told you that the new york mets used to be a major league baseball team
What if i told you hobby lobby already covers 16 forms of birth control
what if i told you fridays rock
what if i told you it really is butter?
what if i told you That there are women who make linux
what if i told you that apple's fingerprint database could be hacked
What if i told you that Internet explore runs on how fast your computer is
What if I told you not every iPhone user is an Apple fanboy
what if i told you that the red pill provokes diarrhea
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU EVEN IF IT's LEGAL IT STILL MAKES YOU STUPID
What if I told you Hashtags are for twitter?
what if i told you you could simply walk into mordor
what if i told you that christ was not born on december 25th?
what if i told you that the same meme's appear in diffrent tier's.
What if i told you
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU GOOGLE isn't your friend
what if i told you it really was butter
what if i told you real eyes
wHAT IF i TOLD YOU THAT BEING MOCKED ON FACEBOOK REALLY DIDN'T MATTER?
what if I told you a raise in minimum wage would eventually make us poorer
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU DIFFERENT MUSIC DOESNT NECESSARILY MEAN IT IS GOOD
What if I told you I liked Duran Duran and Dubstep?
What if i told you You dont have to post your life on instagram
What if i told you  Im all out of gum
What i if told you you read the top text wrong
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I LOVE YOU
what if i told you ridiculously photogenic metalhead and frank mir were the same person
what if i told you the 'wrong meme' joke is getting old
What if i told you some white women have brown nipples
What if I told you your Milkshake did not bring all the boys to the yard
what if i told you that in the first version of the matrix the ny knicks won an nba title
what if i told you i don't give a shit
what if i told you that you're reading this in my voice?
whatif i told you how to get to sesame street
What if I Told You I've never seen Game of Thrones
What if I told you Fitting wheels and lowering isn't 'building' a car
what if i told you i used a calculator
What if i told you i don't care.
What If I told you You're the evil one
what if i told you  that you told me what i m going to tell you
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE PLACEBO EFFECT ONLY WORKS BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN TOLD IT WORKS
what if i told you modern music is shit
What if told you you didn't notice the mistake above
What if i told you You can eat without taking a picture
What if I told you You could go to meNchies without uploading a picture to inStagram
what if i told you the princess was in the 1st castle
what if i told you that problems in your country may be not caused by the country but the people that live in it because they are people
What if i told you you don't need to put an apostrophe before the s when making words plural
what if i told you i don't give a shit
What if i told you that in qatar the gas is cheaper than water
What If I Told You I don't actually Laugh out loud when I type LOL
what if i told you you've seen this meme before
What if i told you you could make a point on the internet without using a picture to represent it?
What if i told you i like more than one genre of music
what if i told you pokemon # 250 was in the very first episode
what if i told you YOU DON'T HAVE TO READ 50 SHADES OF GREY TO HAVE SEX
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MY AVIATORS AREN'T BEING HELD ON BY MY EARS
What if i told you there are free spelling/grammar checking sites
What if i told you you can ride a motorcycle like a civilized person
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU you can leave a comment without stating how we are related. i already know and no one else cares
what if i told you the uk used to control 1/4 of the world's population
WHat if i told you you i want a linux system
what if i told you That closing your computer and going outside is an opportunity
What if i told you That isn't tapioca puDding
What if I told you  That you were the one making this call longer
what if i told you that everyone can see you about to get shot in my mirrored lenses
What if I told you That you could do your homework at home and come to class prepared?
What if i told you salsa was mexican baby food
what if i told you the science you worship is being used to eliminate the human race
what if i told you you aren't really the 100
What if I told you Erghelbuhgleblurh
What if i told you it's pronounced M&#234;me (may-m)
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU INTERNET POTHEADS DON'T ACTUALLY READ PEER-REVIEWED MEDICAL JOURNALS
WHAT IF I told you democrats were the real racists
What if i told you games don&#180;t make people violent?
what if i told you with every meme you read you lose another 1
what if i told you to stop looking at the reflection in my glasses?
What if I told you... You can go to the gym without taking an Instagram picture everyday
What if I told you You could lose 10 lbs or more in 24 days
What if I told you Facebook is not a diary
wHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE BEST MEMES ARE WILLY WONKA
What if i told you  everyone has body issues
what if i told you no one gives a shit about the typical athiest meme
what if i told you your kids are bad cause of your horrible parenting
What If I Told You ナッシング
what if i told you THAT IN THE YEAR 2020
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU 'MEMECREATOR' IS THE SAME GUY AS 'SHABBIRV'?
what if i told you looking at my glasses shows neo is about to be shot and i'm just asking you questions?
What if i told you YOU COULD SAVE 15% OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE
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What if i told you Ring around the rosie is about the bubonic plague
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT SHABBIRV SOCIALIZES WITH HIS FRIENDS BY CREATING MEMES ABOUT THEM
what if i told you you can 'love' your boyfriend without making every status about him
What if i told you you can share youtube videos without posting the full url
what if i told you you are a meme slave
What if I told you... ...that you're expected to govern yourself
WHAT IF I TELL YOU IT'S NOT BUTTER
what if i told you racist humour isn't funny
what if I told you there's something called 'Adblock plus'
What if i told you that you don't actually know 99% of people on your friends list
what if i told you running is just an excuse for no friends
What if I told you i don't care
What i if told you you read the top text wrong
What if I told you  I love you
What if I told you dudes wanna play minecraft
What if i told you you can work out without being a total douche
What if i told    you The INFLATABLE arm flailing tube man is actually having a seizure
what if i told you that pies are tarts
what if i told you your favorite team doesn't lose every game because of 'the refs'
What if I told you 'runs well' isn't a GUARANTEE that a car is reliable
What if I told you That your narrow conception of the POLITICAL spectrum illustrates the problem with politics today
What if i told you No one gives a sh*t about all those crappy costumes
what if i told you that you don't need to post an update about not knowing whether or not you should post an update.
what if i told you  not all metal fans are satanists?
what if i told you there was no turn down service
what if i told you a&E pulling a publicity stunt with duck dynasty
What if i told you... that You dont need to post everything on facebook...
What if i told you america is too far gone to recover
what if i told you having curves is not the same as being fat
what if i told you you are adopted
what if I told you she probably doesn't like you
what if i told you that soy milk is regular milk  introducing itself in spanish?
What if I told you I own a snuggie
What if i told you you didnt have to go to college to be educated
what if i told you i forgot
What if i told you that you aren't better than everyone else
What if I told you that you can respect unfortunate people without liking a photo on facebook?
what if i told you earth's last twinkie expires with the mayan calendar?
what if i told you ur big ass makes ur big ass look big
What if I told you It is not a law that you can only buy me presents on Christmas
What if i told you  That i would like to tell you something
What if i told you the cat didn't jump       over the moon
What if i told you The world has already ended and your still dreaming ?
What if i told you  A girl changing her relationship status is not an invitation
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I'M NOT THE GUY FROM SNAKES ON A PLANE?
What if i told you birds are actually dinosaurs
What if i told you the military still uses horses and bayonets
what if i told you that after checking into the gym everyday for the past year
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THE SCUMBAG GENERATOR LINK ON THE LEFT NEVER WORKS
What if I told you you don't have to buy an iPhone 5 to get the new earbuds
What if i told you i shot the sheriff
what i if told you you read the top line wrong
What if i told you there are other shouts in skyrim besides 'fus ro dah'
What ıf ı told you your apologies for long post makes your post longer
What if i told you you can go to starbucks without taking a picture of your drink
What if i told you that since you made such a big fuss over chick-fil-a being bigoted
what if i told you toonami is back bitches
what if i told you we're on the road to nowhere
What if i told you it's not so difficult to escape from the friendzone?
what if i told you the gas constituents of farts can vary widely
What if I told you I farted
What if I told you You can work out without publishing it on FB
what if I told you 'bad luck brian' grew up to be rich
what if you told you i think you have a pretty mouth
What if i told you there are others way to get to the hospital besides using an ambulance
what if i told you these two 500 errors are not related
what if i told you that you don`t have to identify your self by the music you like!  it`s just soundwaves!
What if i told you your christmas ADVENTURE is about to begin
what if i told you some shit that means nothing
What If I Told You That gay marriage isn't the cause for your straight divorce?
what if i told you you can't lick the teacher's ass
WHAT if i told you there is no bieber
what if i told you i don't know who nash grier is
what if i told you software engineering is not as easy as it seems
What if i told you justin bieber actually isn't  a beaver
What if I told you Nicki minaj is fake
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT MAKING MEMES IS GOOD FOR YOUR BRAIN
what if I told you that raising the minimum wage would cause less people to be hired
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU COULD KEEP YOUR PLAN AND YOUR DOCTOR
what if i told you one of the bros broke the code
What if i told you that you must read the  manual before you do things ;)
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THOSE INTERNET POTHEADS WITH 3.8 GPAS ARE JUST MAKING IT ALL UP
What if i told you that you don't have to keep going on about how women are strong and independent
What if I told you Google Suggested Results are based on Frequent Searches
i can make the upper text vanish?
What if I told you That not every religious person thinks the same and you shouldn't prejudice just because of religion.
It's not that british people don't sound british when they sing it's that we sound like british people singing when we talk
What if i told you Bread lines happened in capitalist countries too?
What if I told you ..you're made up of 10 trillion cells
Try and go to the gym and tell no one on Facebook. is it possible
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU? That Justin Bieber would be Affleck's Robin?
What if i told you people buy skins because they like it
What if I told you global warming and climate change are all the same
What if I told you the crap you're listening to was cooler 24 years ago
What If I Told You you don't have to like and share everything on facebook
What if i told you that just because it's on the front page
what if i told you  there's good memes in the fail tier
what if I told you people always end up hating me no matter what I do
what if i told you jesus was a mushroom
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN GO TO PRIMARK WITHOUT POSTING A photo OF YOUR SHOPPING BAGS
what if i told you ray lewis helped murder two people in january
What If I told you your tattoo is stupid
what if i told you i farted
what if i told you the dishwasher doesn't scrub off dried food
WHAT if i told you you can click on attend and still not go to the event
what if i told you it was all meant to be...       love that kelly clarkson song!
What if I told you Wearing hollister just makes you a prick
Our gov't thinks that by making guns illegal it will 'take them off the street' The same policy is working well with marijuana
what if i told you cod isn't the best fps out there?
what if i told you i didn't get you anything because i thought the world was gonna end
what if i told you you don't need friends if you have skyrim
WHat if I told you No One on  Facebook cares about your kids first day of school
What if i told you I still havent seen the dark knight rises
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SEAN CONNERY TURNED DOWN THE ROLE OF MORPHEUS?
what if i told you that your phone works without being on speaker
what if i told you that you already gave facebook permission to pimp out your data
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I DIDN'T ACTUALLY TELL YOU ANYTHING
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU HASHTAG MEAN NOTHING IN fACEBOOK
what if i told you i like broccoli
what if i  told you the world DOESN'T end  this year
what if i told you i don't want none           unless you got buns
what if i told you that memecreator is a spam bot that comes up with one funny meme out of every 10
what if i yold you one does not simply play the role of boromir
What if I told you... ...these sunglasses are prescription
WhaT if I told you 'meme' is pronounced as 'meem' and not 'me-me'
What if i told you Admins Work too
what if i told you your crazy
What if i told you you can love old games and not tell everyone about it
what if i told you anne hathaway's character is never referred to as 'catwoman'
what if i told you you can live one day without using the internet.
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU COULD MAKE A PHONE CALL AND BE ON THE INTERNET AT THE SAME TIME
What If I told you I didnt
what if i told you you can flush the toilet after you take a shit
what if I told you I was recording in skype the whole time
What if i told you  that I have to take a shit
What if i told you THAT YOU DONT HAVE TO UPLOAD ALL THE PICTURES FROM YOUR HOLIDAY ONto YOUR FB.
What if i told you you can eat without posting it on facebook
what i if i told you you read the top wrongly
What if i told you steroids don't kill nearly as many people as the news depicts
what if i told you you're going to die someday
What if I told you that without game hunting on private reserves
what if i told you  the matrix is actually inception
What if i told you that girls in a bathroom take more pictures than NASA did in space
What if i told you that ur joke is not funny at all
what if i told you that i wouldnt have to watch the world cup becuase of all the memes  giving me updates on it
what if i told you f ≠ /ma/?
what if i told you not all asians are chinese
what if I told you ads make it so that websites
what if i told you harold camping and fred phelps have been reincarnated
what if i told you it is possible to enjoy football without constantly updating facebook
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WHat if i told u  ain't nobody got time for this
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE HAVE A GANJA PROGRAM FOR THE MATRIX?
what if i told you there exist smart blonde women?
What if I told you That there was a time when only smart and funny people knew how to make memes
What If I told you
what if i told you there are api standards that don't cause excruciating pain like soap?
What If I Told You that you can study medicine without telling everyone on facebook
what if told you that 'good Friday' plus 3 days later is really monday and not sunday
what if i told you that no one wants to see pics of what you're having for dinner
What if i told you honey boo boo wasnt funny
what if i told you you dont need to keep butter in the fridge?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU TO STOP POSTING HOOKAH SMOKE BLOWING PICTURES/VIDEOS
What if I told you That women don't ask for unusably small pockets
What if I Told YOu I'm about to watch someone Die.
What if I told you Both Democrats and Republicans vote regularly in favor of multinational corporations through raising barriers to entry and unrelenting tax breaks on the largest businesses?
What if I told you... You had a fat ass?
What If I Told You you can private message this
what if i told you that id never heard of whatsapp until facebook bought them
what if i told you things
what if i told you i give candy out of my van to little kids on friday
what if i told you just 'cause you crave something doesn't mean you have to eat it
what if i told u টি?সসিতে ?খনো ১ টাকা কাপ চা পাওয়া যায়!
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU EXACTLY WHAT YOU NEEDED TO HEAR? HMM? WHAT THEN? HMM? YOU'D FEEL BETTER? HMM? HMM....
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I CANT STOP MAKING MEMES?
what if i told you You can write to me on skype when i'm offline and i'll get the message when i log on again
what if i told you cycling is good for you and the environment
what if i told you you can goto the gym without posting it on facebook
What if I told you every time you confuse 'their' for 'they're' or 'thErE' God takes a month of your life away
what if i told you that the amount of awards an actor has doesn't determine their ability
what if i told you  justin beiber and miley cyrus are the same person!!!
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU SECRETLY LOVE THE THIRD REICH
what if i told you  you're eating pig snout
what if i told you you were probably closer to suicide than i was
What if i told you that most clothes look good on me because of me
What If I told You.. I dont wait for more than 30 mins
What if I told you All religions were based off Aliens
What if I told you the person sitting behind me can't see
What If I Told You People trick you into sharing those religious Facebook pictures by using your sense of guilt against you.
What If I Told You I Play A Children's Card Game
what if i told you if it bleeds we can kill it
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I don't care about HTML email
what if I told you That I was squirtle?
What if i told you  1000 members is only the beginning
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU HIS NAME'S NOT ZELDA
What if I told you Those horny sluts aren't really 2.8 miles away
what if i told you poppin acne creates scars?
What if I told you  It's okay to thank God for everyday not just Fridays
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What if i told you referencing pop culture isn't always an image macro
What if i told you we all know its the last day of school and first of summer
What if i told you That you told me what if
what if i told you morpheus never said those lines in the movie?
What if i told You Will Ferrel doesnt right his own tWeets; he Has a promotional team which rIght tweets designed to appeal to his target audience
what if i told you granola is making you fatter
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THC-INDUCED PSYCHOSIS coULD HAPPEN TO YOU
what if i told you that i'm vin diesel with tan
What i if told you you read that wrong
WHat if i told you it doesn't matter how you start but how you finish
What if i told you You are also one of those dirty
what if i told you you this read wrong
What if i told you bush was just as bad as obama
what if i told you that im telling you about telling you something.
what if i told you  there are no money left?
What if i told told you the world already knew we could only live once
What if i told you The ivrit teacher understood curses
WHAT I IF TOLD YOU YOU READ THE FIRST LINE WRONG
what if i told you you're reading this in my voice
What if i told you we didnt have to wear sunglasses in every scene
WHAT I IF TOLD YOU  YOU READ THE TOP SENTENCE WRONG
What i if told you you read the top bit wrong
you told i if what dyslexic are you that
What If I told You we already live in a world of zombies
What if i told you  the blue pill was just viagra
what if I told you coke and pepsi were the same
what if i told you you came from a single cell
What if I told you llamas will one day rule the earth?
What if I told you the cake is a lie
What if I told you You don't have to post a status when you're sad
what if i told you i can read your mind you were thinking 'that's bullshit'
what if i told you your zipper is down
What if i told you pewdiepie didn't invent 'brofist'?
what if i told you there is an adult 9gag called 69gag.com
What if i told You U can eat food without posting it on instagraM
What if i told you that someone is pointing a gun in my sunglasses
what if i told you i used to be cowboy curtis
what if i told you i got a dig bick
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I ONCE BECAME PART OF THE csi
what if i told you that someone can just go on the internet and tell lies
what if i told you illuminati don't exist
what if i told you that believe it or not
what if i told you your poles are migrating right-half-planeward
what if i told you bypass capacitors are like seat belts; always use them whether or not you think you need them
What if i told you That you were adopted.
what if i told you hobby lobby isn't imposing anything on anyone.                                       the government is.
what if i told you that most things u learn in math lessons are completely useless in reality
what if i told you that children have always been in the covenant?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU you can go somewhere without checking-in?
What if i told you combining sugar and MSg in doritos causes school shootings
what if I told you the guy reflecting in my glasses is the one.
i don't always bend spoons with my mind but when i do
what i if told you there is at least one other you on the planet
What if i told you You're not the best at everything
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH FIGHTING FOR YOUR RIGHT?
what if i told you i have no idea what im talking about
what if i told you refusal to pick up the tab is not the same thing as denying access?
What if I told you monkeys are smarter than you
what if i t... t... damn! cut!!
what if i told you mc donalds has enough adverts so you dont need to photograph that buger
What If I TOLD YOU NO MATTER WHAT PILL YOU TOOK YOU'RE STILL SCREWED
What if i told you That when you write 'lol' somewhere
What If I Told You That Sticking Food Up Your Vagina Is The #1 Cause of Gang Violence
what if i told you i actually have to write what if i told you  and it is stressing...
What if I told you every other day is a german holiday
What if I told you My essay was 1500 words
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THESE SHADES ARE MIRRORED ON THE INSIDE?
What if i told you you don't have to use your starting pokemon through the whole game
what if i told you ducky said he'd bum a guy in prison
what if i told you  'there is a spoon'
what if i told you that easter is really a pagan holiday renamed
what if i told you that you don't have to post up every picture you take to instagram
What if I told you what I just told you?
what if i told you nobody reads the credits
What if I told you.. Nothing bitch!
What if i told you that i don't understand memes
What if i told you im wearing shades that dont have a frame and somehow it looks perfect yet
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD CREATE YOUR OWN MEME
what if i told you  that goku is the greatest fighter ever
What if I told you Jesus did not come to create a new religion
what if i told you sin was really jecht
what if i told you slavery doesnt always involve whips and chains
what i if told you the 'what i if told you' joke is old and overused
what if i told you you can edit your post replies
what if i told you doing drugs makes you look like a retard
what if i told you that you were the 2nd choice in the movie 1st was will smith
what if i told you just because someone is rich doesn't mean that he's a self centered jerk?
What if I told you Dubstep is aliens talking
WHAT IF i told you i am not samuel L. Jackson
What If I Told You I am not Samuel L. Jackson
What if i told you that my posture and tone of voice comes from having snow in my butthole?
What if i told you england actually won something
What if i told richard sherman that this is football
What if I told you That it was not hot
What if I told you It isn't against the rules for the broncos to score
Whatcha talking about Willis
What if i told you what a particle was
What if i told you that everyone can see what kind of parent you are by the way your child acts?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE ARE LIGHTS ON EACH SIDE OF YOUR VEHICLE WHICH TELL THE WORLD WHICH WAY YOU INTEND TO GO
What if i told you that you can get togheter with an ex after a long period of time without any problems ?
WHat if i told you Smoking weed doesnt make you a philosopher
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU that double-digit below zero windchill is a good reason to close school?
WHAT if i told you success kid is'nt funny
What if I told you  facts and logic are not PATRIARCHAL conspiracies
What if i told you Imposing rules for acceptable passwords dramatically reduces the number of guess an attacker must make to find the right one
what if i told you if you play skyrim you dont need friends
What if i told you Mars once looked like earth
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I AM ERROR
What if I told you Not all music is dubstep
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU GANDALF WASN'T A WIZARD
What if i Told you The state is the source of all problems
what if i told you santa isn't real
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT FIGHTING TERRORISM BY DRONING INNOCENT PEOPLE ...IS TERRORISM
What if i told you That there's more to gun game than knifing
What if I told you There's more to life than boys
what if i told you actually queueing at the counter will get you served quicker than whistling
What if I told you this contained a voucher for a gtx 680
what if i told you  that we've been covering the test material all semester?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
What if i told you the bottom text is missing
what if i told you
what if i told you you fail
What if I told you those were teh droids you were looking for
What if i told you That you could smoke weed without Posting statuses about how much you smoke weed?
WHat if i told you you can pee without talking about it
What if I told you I am Michael Jordan
what if i told you preztel burgers are better than veggie burgers
WHAt if i told you no school next year
what if i told you clicking 'like' doesn't actually change anything
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CHUBBY WOMEN IN THE WORLD
what if i told you you don't need electricity to make music
What if I told you That no matter what you do
what if i told you the more you resist
what if i told you  i had that bank before I met you guys and I haven't complained
what if i told you tread lightly
Space-time is everything. it is all around us. …it has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT A COURGETTE IS JUST A BABY MARROW
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU no.....?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SIDECUT ISN'T SEXY AT ALL!
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What if I told you One can be both single and happy?
what if i told you my mic is magic
What if I told you Elevator is short for lift
What if I told you I'd kill a Walker by...destroying the brain.
What if I told you If Stephen sees you on that horse
What if I told you The us needs to go into Syria to stabilize the region so us Westerners can continue to enjoy the luxuries like food
what if i told you i can fart technicolor rainbows?
What if I told you nobody cares about seeing pictures of your food
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE'S NOTHING NATURAL ABOUT MARINATING YOUR BRAIN IN THC
What if i told you Xbox one post are getting old
what if told you  that i copied your meme
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THC has proven neurotoxic effects on your hippocampus
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU DEADLY NIGHTSHADE IS ALSO  A NATURAL PLANT FROM THE EARTH
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SOME GUY CALLING HIMSELF '420BLAZEIT' IS A POOR SOURCE FOR MEDICAL ADVICE
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU GEORGE WASHINGTON'S UNDERPANTS REALLY WEREN'T MADE OF HEMP
what if i told you there were 'management opportunities'
What if I told you The relient k song 'Marilyn Manson ate my girlfriend' was written for Ebony Darkness dementia Raven way
what if i told you
What if i told you the x-factor is staged
what if i told you justin bieber jokes aren't funny anymore
what if i told you it's pronounced 'meem'
What if i told you
What If I told you That meme wasn't     actually a meme
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT BRAD PITT PRODUCED THE DEPARTED?
What if I told You We ate ribs with this dude?
what if i told you  i'm  batman
What if i told you  that the hokey pokey is what is all about?
what if I told you we just dont give a shit
What if i told you the leafs would blow a 4-1 lead in game 7 of the playoffs
what if I told you you are always in a better strategic position to protect yourself than the government
What if i told you your pictures look worse with instagram filters
what if i told you joining the military doesn't automatically make you a hero
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN its and it's
what if i told you that the  first version of a character / movie / game isn't always the best one
What if i told you you don't have to finish your...
What if i told you Being social sucks
What IF I TOLD YOU YOU AIN'T ALL THAT AND A BAG OF POTATO CHIPS
What if I told you that no matter how much music you discover
what if i told you that mothers day is a corporate scam
what if i told you fertilizer will explode
what if i told you your fly  is down
I see What you did there
What if i told you i got these glass for 99c at the thrift shop
What if I told you that Tomb Raider is 50% off in the PS Store
what if i told you the alfabet song is really   twinkle twinkle little star
what if i told you diplo didnt invent trap
what if i told you saying your not a hoe makes you seem like a hoe...in denial
what if i told you people are living longer/ and are safer than ever
what if i told you 4/20 is also hitler's birthday
What if i told you Privitized companies can be worker owned
what if i told you imvu is not an acronym for anything
What if i told you there is no matirx
What if I told you that the fastest way to make the troll leave is to ignore it
what if i told you you're not saving anyone by driving 10 mph under the speed limit
what if i told you most people will not share a picture if it contains 'share'
What if I told you  cat pee glows under a blacklight
what if i told you i am the one
what if i told you i am the one
what if i told you ned stark isn't jon's father but his uncle?
what if i told you the only thing that's holding these glasses on my face is my nose
What If i told you that I actually scored on omegle
What if i told you you lost the game
What IF I Told you There were places other than disney to vacation
what if i told you i just farted
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What if I told you If you don't like/share/comment it doesn't men you like Justin bieber
WHAT IF  TOLD YOU I DON't CARE
what if i told you you're part of the problem
what if i told you you're not supposed to like my comment
what if i told you that there is no god? and that religions are fake?
What if i told you there are people less famous than bieber that are way better than him
what if i told you grammer is sexy
what if i told you this would be the high point of all our careers
What If I Told You You aren't actually playing the dynamics you think you're playing?
what if i told you you were gay
What if i told you my glasses have no ear grips?
What if I told you everything is horse
What i if told you u read the first line wrong
what if i told you men like beer
What if i told you the minecraft world spans 64
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT CARLY RAE JEPSEN IS OLDER THAN LADY GAGA?
What If I Told You hitler did nothing wrong
What if I told you that the matrix was real?
What if i told you theres a guy holding a gun to neos head in my glasses reflection?
what if I told you I don't care if they're fake?
what if i told you the entire internet was in computers
what if i told you this will never end
What if I told you Pride and Prejudice was a satire
what if i told you you have to study to pass exams
what if i told you you put too much effort into being cool
what if i told you I actually dont have eyes
You take the blue pill... and you wake up in delaware
what if i told you you do the hokey pokey and thats not what its all about
what if i told you that your mum was your dad and i was your mum?
What if i told you I'm tired of being told that Islam is a 'Religion of Peace'?
What if I told you You could buTter your bread before toasting it
What if i told you Best Buy Memes failed this time
what if i told you that just BECAUSE my MUSICAL taste differ from yours doesn't mean i have 'shitty'taste in music
WHat if I told you That isn't what she said
what if i told you oprah gave lance the steriods
What if I told you  You could go to the gym without posting it on facebook
what if i told you that your'e a scumbag
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU GANGNAM STYLE IS NOT THE ONLY SONG FROM PSY
There is no yale
what if i told you freeloaders ended the country
what if i told you RELIGION is man made
what if I told you you we're the 10
What if I told you You can put in the spahetti noodles before the water boils
What if i told you that you dont need to show us your phones weather app for us to know its cold
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU the giants were going to kick ass today
What If I told you nothing
what if i told you your bitching about 21 december posts is more annoying  than  those who joke about it
What if i told you 12/12/12 happens every 100 years
what if i told you This is a 12/12/12 post
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU VIOLENCE WILL NEVER END
WHAT if i told you that not everything you read on the internet is true
What if i told you we are all connected in more ways than just facebook
what if i told you you weren't the one keeping your wife satisfied
What If I told You you can own on battlefield 3 without being a hacker
What if I told you That getting achievEments/trophies is pointless?
What if I told you  that there is a box set of all the bond movies
What if I told you Target is just as cheap as Walmart
What if I told you i was playing perry white in 'man of steel'?
what if i told you the matrix is a computer    generated dream world
What if I told you we were connected in more ways than just facebook
what if i told you chickens can only fly for a few seconds
What if told you  My glasses are magically balancing on my face
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE WAS A 1.9 % SURCHARGE WITH AMEX
what if i told you twinkle twinkle little star and the abc song have the same melody
What if i told you is not simple to create a meme
what if i told you flag burning has been free speech since 1989
What if I told you that hating apple products makes you just as much of a sheep as those that buy them
What if I told you It's a trap
What if i told you it was romney that was born in africa
What iF i told you Your Facebook status ain't Gonna solVe your problems
What if i told you  Being obese is your fault 
What if i told you you cant stop me
What if i told you...... I just saved 15% on car insurance?
what if i told you i know where   charles lee is?
what if i told you planet earth was actually an oval
What if i told you you can have a coffee without posting it on instagram?
what if i told you i'm blind
what if i told you 'you read the top line wrong' is not the only use for this meme
what if i told you not all music comes from the radio
What if I told you  that drill isnt fun
What if I told you That getting 'Like's on FB didn't actually matter in life
what if i told you the referee can make mistakes
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ROMANIANS AREN'T GYPSIES
What if I told you you're still a virgin?
what if i told you not everyone born before 1800 had a british accent
what if i told you we have even more bayonets
what if i told you that education doesn't make you a better person?
What If i told you  That the military still uses horses and bayonets
What if i told you negative attention is still attention
What if i told you Looking for racism in everything doesn't make you progressive
What if i were to tell you Guns don't kill people
What IF I TOLD YOU Democrats and Republicans were two wings of the same bird of prey?
what if i told you one does not simply
What if I told you the Big Bang Theory is not contradicting the Bible and vise versa
what if I told you david cameron and nick clegg are both gay
What if i told you that just becuase you are black
What If I Told You  THERE ARE HEALTHY BURGERS
What if I told you I dont want to play farmville
What If I told you that Japan Fought on the Side of the Allies against germany in World war i?
what if i told you giorgio has been right this whole time
what if i told you someone is getting shot in my glasses
What if i told you politics aren't binary
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU the system seems small because kerbals are huge
What ifI told you... That Mr.Damnlol is actually Mrs.damn lol
What if i told you that one has time fo dat?
what if i told you you can caption photos without smiley faces
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT LIFE IS A VIDEO GAME THAT WHEN YOU FALL ASLEEP YOU SAVE THE GAME AND WHEN YOU WAKE UP YOU LOAD THE FILE. BUT
What if I told you there are other games besides cod?
what if i told you the town you live in isn't boring. you are.
what if i told you monster hunter is better than skyrim
What if i told you
i leave my mouth open a little  'cause i hope a bee flies in
what if i told you that tootenham is shit
What if i told you My glasses aren't hooked to my ears
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU VAN CANTO  IS BETTER THEN ONE DIRECTION
what if i told you THE REFLECTION OF YOU IN MY SUNGLASSES ...is actually the real you and you are its reflection?
What if somebody told me That you had a boyfriend
What it i told you Ed Sheeran sucks
WHat if i told you Facebook is not a diary
What if i told you you can eat yogurt with a fork
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN TOUCH THIS
what if I told you that not voting is not a protest? but a surrender?
What if i told you  that not every single picture of you has to be photoshoped
what if i told you michael vick likes scooby doo
What if i told you  That not all music lovers can sing
what if i told you you just read this in my voice
What if I told you you dont have to edit all your pictures in order to post them?
what if I told you 50% of the population is dumber than average?
what if i told you you could stay 3 nights in orlando for free?
what if i told you you don't have to put on the brakes every time you want to slow down
what if i told you your priceless antique is actually worth shit
What if i told you you could go out and get drunk without calling me at 3am
What if i told you your argument is INVALID
what if i told you i was the first man on the moon
What if I told you  Not all sports fans are band wagoners
what if i told you that you're socially awkward
what if i told you you dont have to be pregnant by 18
What if I told you It's possible to go to the gym without checking in on Facebook
wHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE ARE OTHER TYPES OF MUSIC BESIDES POP ROCK RAP AND METAL
What if i told you that when you say 'umm' that's your brain buffering.
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD SMOKE WEED WITHOUT BRAGGING ABOUT IT
what if i told you i have a tiny pee wee
what if i told  israel is sucking your u.s. taxpayers
What if I told you wE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE
WHAT if i told you i mixed up the pills
What if i told you you could see a picture without liking or sharing it
what if i told you you can Make a bad luck brian meMe that doesn't involve him geTting frIendZoned
What If I Told You You are the village idiot
What if i told you you don't have to get drunk when you go out
What if i told you The Horn will not make traffic go faster
what if I told you you can make a bad luck brian meme that DOESN'T involve him getting friendzoned
what if i told you you don't have to tell me 'je re' if you will come back in 30 sec
what if i told you the line 'what if i told you' never occured in the movie
what i if told you you read the top text wrong despite the number of times this meme was copied
What I if told you you've read this meme before
What if I tod you That you can go bLack and go back?
What If I Told you Your ZiPPER IS DOWN
what if i told you the red pill was really a hit of acid?
what if i told you that a knife to your hand does not kill you in real life.
What If I Told you Not only fat peapole eat at mcdonalds
what if i told you THERE ARE OTHER CITIES IN THE UK THAN LONDON
Whatif i told you You can like slash without hating axl
What if i told you you can be against homosexuality and not be a christian
What if i told you the pills is only a mind game
What if i told you i let you win
what if i told you getting a haircut is a sin EQUIVALENT to being gay
what if i told you there is no summer in sweden.
what if i told you... you can take the governments power to regulate marriage away from it entirely and leave marriage up to private individuals.
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT SMOKING IS OK BECAUSE IT'S NOT SMOKE YOU'RE BREATHING
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What If I told you That this waSted A few seconds of your life
What if I told you prison has no guns and there are still murders
What if I told you the cia invented the internet
What if I told you Skrillex isn't the only dubstep artist
What IF I Tell you Your Gear sucks
What if i told you You can't get to zanzibar by motor car
What if I told you you can just delete your comment and fix the error instead of making another comment fixing the error
what if i told you there is nothing holding these aviators onto my face
What if I told you That your religion was made up by ignorant
What if i told you dota 2 sucks
what if i told you  i have already told you
What if i told you episode 3 just came out
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU OUR SCHOOL DOESN'T DRUG TEST
what if i told you i'm batman!!!
what if i told you that this sentence needs a question mark at the end of it
What if i told you that just because you don't like an artist
what if i told you  if you went to japan yesterday and came back today you could've celebrated your birthday twice
what if i told you i'm not the real slim shady
what if i told you engineering is not the only difficult degree
What if I told you This meme is terrible
What If told you Thinking all white people are racist is racist
What if i told you the cake is a lie
What if I told you all the sci fi shows you love were cancelled by NBC Universal
WHAT if i told you you can like owl city and the postal service
what if i told you that you'll spend your whole life in front of your computer
What if I told you Carly Rae Jepsen is 26
what if i told you you can't be a super saiyan
what if i told you that blizzard secretly sells gold to make more money
What if i told you nobody cares if you're a 90's kid
what if i told you that your facebook friends don't care that you have new shoes?
What If i told you you can play 5 mid
What if I told you Girls can be friends with guys and not want to date them?
what if i told you you can eat without posting it on facebook
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE ALL STOP WORKING FOR MONEY AND START CREATING RESOURCES AND SHARING
what if i told you there are push tabs on both sides on a box of saran wrap that prevent the roll from coming out of the box
what if i told you  you can avoid i-95 in New york by taking 287w over the tappan zee bridge
what if i told you i dont control what the supplier sends us
What if I told you You didn't build that
What if i told you hashtags on facebook don't do shit
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN EAT WITHOUT POSTING PICTURES OF IT ON INSTAGRAM?
what if i told you you're not a gamer just for playing fb games
What if i told you You can like more than 1 genre of music
what if i told you I'M THE REAL SLIM SHADY
what if i told you i was just trolling
what if i told you your toddler needs your attention
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What if I told you you can play the piano without posting it on facebook
what if i told you i shat myself
what if i told you that's not funny
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN GET FREE SLURPEES AT 7-11 TODAY
What if I told you that adalia rose isn't really 'beautiful
What if I told you.. THat when you make a joke on fB liking it is the Same as laughing at ur own joke
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU FRIDAY THE 13th is a normal day
what if i told you i liked them before they went mainstream
What if I told you You double check the top text everytime you read this meme
What if i told you
what if i told you friendship with a person of the opposite sex doesn't mean commitment
What if i told you that i never told you?
what if i told you you can study without checking facebook notifications
What if I told You that you can go to vacations without posting pics on facebook.
what if i told you that 'jesus walks' is not a gospel song?
what if i told you racinggame-physics are more important then their graphics?
what if i told you you can eat without posting it on twitter
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT bEING BIG BONED IS NOT THE SAME AS BEING OBESE
I don't have poor eyesight My brain is censoring the stupid in the world
What if i told you  Socialism is a evolutionary inevitability and the signposts of its progress are clearly staked along the tracks of historical necessity
WHAT IF I TELL YOU BEING BORN IN THE 90'S DOES NOT AUTOMATICALLY AN AWESOME PERSON
What if i told you the best part of a Flo rida song is when he isnt singing
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU TOMASULO iS NOT FOR HUMANS
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NOT ALL AMERICANS ARE FAT
What if i told you uk fans had common sense
What If I Told You Dubstep is a new trend
what if i told you godlike productions is full of wankers
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU You can see yourself in my glasses?
what if i told you  thats not lemonade
what if i told you chinese 
What if I told you MIchael jackson is alive
what if i told you no noe cares about your depressing status updates?
What if i told you you dont need to upload every picture you take to facebook
What if I told you being a doucehbag on facebook isn't the same as on youtube or reddit because we all know who you are?
What If I Told You You Were Adopted
what if i told you it is possible to do a miley cyrus impression without twerking? just stick your tongue out
what if i told you i have more than one word to describe your images
what if i told you that you will do well if you listen and follow directions
What if I told you  Pro-black does not mean anti-white
what if i told you telling everyone you don't care what people think
what if i told you your 'import' was made in america
What if I told you That Terran had always been the OP race
What if I told you That terran has always been the OP Race
what if i told you megadeth never composed the theme song for mighty morphin power rangers the movie?
what if i told you it is possible to like both dancing mad and one winged angel at the same time?
what if i told you i've had lip augmentation surgery
What if I told you... HataTahatahaTAHtaHOO! You are already dead
what if i told you these aren't glasses that i'm wearing
what If i told you you could be the greatest ladies man
What if I told you I can ban you anyway
What if i told you.. that i want you tonight?
What if I told you You don't need to rev to 6 grand every time you pull into a lot with other enthusiasts
what if i told you the entire climax of the avengers was filmed in front of a green screen?
what if i told you moxie is the best soft drink ever concocted
what if i told you these glasses are glued to my nose
what if i told you bad luck brian memes are documentaries
What if I told you
What if I told you That you can play gamecube games on your wii u
What if I told you i never even clicked on the link?
what if i told you that there is no friend zone
WHAT IF i TOLD YOU tHE GREAT pyramid WEREN'T TOMBS
What if I told you I rearrange my desk every month
what if i told you i have a facebook page
what if i told you free healthcare isn't really free
what if i told you eating excessive amounts of nut butter will not help your gainz
What if I Told YOU fertility is not a disease
what if I told you I told you so
what if I told you truth doesn't create enemies. they were already there.
what if i told you congress not passing a bill
what if i told you change is only good when it's for the better
what if i told you
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN REPORT YOUR LABOR TO ASSEMBLY ON WALK THRUS
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU HOLLYWOOD HAS MORE CONCERN FOR PUBLIC SAFETY THAN YOUR GOVERNMENT
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU HOLLYWOOD DOES MORE FOR PUBLIC SAFETY THAN YOUR GOVERNMENT
what if I told you consequences will never be the same
what if i told you That i cannot work on july 6
What if i told you The premier league wasn't the most competitive league in the world!
What if i told you The troll is you?
what if I told you... The united states did not outright ABOLISH slavery and its still legal
what if i told you that we actually use 100% of our brain
What if i told you you have gone insane
What if i told you u clicked
What If I Told You keyword density does not work anymore?
what if i told you it is balloon
what if i told you the bathroom was inside the bedroom
what if i told you im married...
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I use facebook to recycle my tweets
what if i told you the smell at low tide is a sea fart
what if i told you fairies wear boots and you gotta believe me
what if i told you you're expecting something funny here right?
what if i told you you look like this
What if i told you it doesn't matter what is going on.. just go with the flow
What if i told you i know when you are lying
What  If I told you I'm going to win this war of the meme
what if i told you costa rica will win the world cup
what if i told you humans are not the most dominant species
what if i told you that there are sticky bombs above you?
What if i told you  Teams can win the match without you updating status ON facebook after every goal scored
what if i told you baseball managers make off-color jokes on occasion
what if i told you that people can do whatever they want with their facebook
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What if i told you ubisoft hates everyone
What if itold you  genewiz is a government embezzlement sceme
what if i told you staff were right and you were wrong
What if I told you tool. that is all
What if i told You It's ok to still like the star wars prequels
what if i told you the alphabet song is twinkle twinkle little star
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What if I told you i want to get away from you
What if I told you That just because you don't have sex doesn't mean you're not a slut
What If i told you USPS finally has their s**T together
What if i told you Canada is better
What if i told you D WADE IS WASHED UP.
What if I told you You can download and install one free of charge
What if STEREOPHONICS told you Maybe Tomorrow
What if i told you amazon eve was a guy
What if i told you you dont have to deny religion to believe in science?
what if i told you i don't always think up things to tell you
what if i told you that you weren't on the pitch last night when 'you' beat 'us'
What if I told you that typing 'who cares?' means you care?
WHAT if i told you i make them myself
what if i told you aliens exist
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What if i told you test is in your system.
what if i told you im smarter than you but you call me stupid
What if i told you you don't have to hate the prius if you're a petrol head
what if i told you you'r a scumbag
What if i told you 'organic food' is just a marketing scheme worth $20 Billion per year
What if I told you  You can be awesome without marriage
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE'S BOATS IN OTHER CITIES
What if i told you du bist eine schmutzige schweinehund
What If I told you Looks good man
what if i told you BEING 'manly' is not about drinking beer instead of cocktails. it's about doing what you like without caring about what others may think of you!
What if i told you the very act of asking if it's tryhard
what if i told you that i am very socially awkward
WHAT IF I DARE YOU? ILL DOUBLE DARE YOU!
What if I told You
what if i told you there is no cow level?
what if i told you 'hodor' is a dj in real life
what if i told you i can own a Smartphone and don't behave like an addicted fool
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU ATE HALAL LAMB CHOPS TODAY?
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what if i told you megadeth didn't do the theme song for the mighty morphin power rangers movie?
what if I told you you can post things to facebook that you like
stop looking at my screen
wHAT IF i TOLD YOU i AM MORAL MAN FROM HORSEHEAD NETWORK+
what if i told you you're a hose
what if i told you that i can make a good meme
what if i told you frequent flyer programs are a scam
What if i told you... You could prevent more shootings by opening asylums than by closing gun stores?
what if i told you i was being sarcastic
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN RESCHEDULE YOUR OWN DAMN WORK ORDERS
What If I ToLD YOU tESLA WAS THE GENIUS AND EDISON WAS A JERK
What if i told you The time was quarter to nine and it was time to have a bath
What if I told you My name is blind lemon jefferson?
What if I told you to take this job and shove it?
What if I told you I've got sunshine
What if I told you...
What if I told you Narendra modi is just another Politician
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT'S SUMMERTIME
what if i told you everything you post is a desperate cry for attention
what if i told you   Justin bieber wasn't gay
what if i told you all those people you call 'friends' aren't interested in your personality?
What if i told you it's jhandi season
What if i told you some coders get paid to write raw Mysql
what if i told you that meme generator isn't just a website for memes... it lets you make memes!
what if i told you bob dylan isnt that great
What if i told you YOU CAN PACK UP 30SEC. BEFORE CLASS ENDS?
What if i told you Igor Birman is the real conservative
What if i told you i'm allergic to homework
What if I told you that you are the reason you are so unhappy
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what if I told you dysentery was caused by a fungus
What if I told you GMOs are made with a computer virus
what if i told you that  its your fault that your not graduating
what if i told you that these sunglass keep falling off in between scenes
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOUR ISSUES HAVE ISSUES?
what if i told you pineapples don't grow on trees
What If I Told You that I am not Samuel L. Jackson
What if i told you You could vote for micky mouse
what if i told you i'd rather lick your feet than your boobs
what if told you I only wear the glasses to hide the fact that i'm hungover and high
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What if I told you that i was black
What If I TOLD YOU PANDORABOX89 is why we losT CLANWAR?
What IF I Told You Math Memes are Mediocre
What if i told you you weren't listening to real hip-hop
What if i told you That Both pills get you turnt
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING YOU THINK YOU KNOW IS ABSOLUTELY TRUE
What if i told you your idea of what makes a woman hot is not your idea
What if i told you There is no cost
What if I told you  You get more points in a kill by not running like a jackass
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What if I told you Corps Song is Christian rock?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU WE GOT MORE KILLS THAN MANGLIS IN A GAME ABOUT SOVIETS
What if i told you Because i Can?
what if i told you you could start this meme without the words what if i told you
i just came here to read the wrong memes
i never said what if i told you
What if i told you you look just like me
What If i told you happy birthday?
What if I told you Posting your in the gym doesn't help with gains
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SICK CALL IS NOT FOR GETTING OUT OF PT
What if I told You People who Like and wear rainbow Colors Are not Always Gay
what if i told you you will actually need those rare pokemon you didnt want
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what if i told you that i commented to get you more likes and make you happy
what if i told you if i wasn't gay
What if I told you Suspenders arent 'lingerie'
what if I told you that the matrix is overrated
What if i told you the rest of your life was a lie and talladega was the only thing that was real
What if i told you smoking is bad for you
What It i told you being hipster is an illness?
What if i told you i will never tell again
What if i told you nobody cares
What if I told you It was Chris who sat on the pillow driving
What if i told you... Everything you know is a lie.
what if i told you this was the meme that i said you'd never find
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What if I told you to shut up
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU EDDIE IS NOT
What if i told you Fried chicken is delicious
What if I told you... Fox News is a liberal plot to lure out the crazies...
What if I told you You are the lead
what if i told you about 'fair usage'?
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what if i told you you don't need to type 'www' before the link
wHat if i told you you don't want to know my opinion
what if i told you irritation does not equal infection

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What If i told you spell check exists
what if I told you there's a game where you can be president
what if i told you that a militia sign in sheet is a list of gun owners
What IF I told you
what if i told you the internet is the matrix
what if i told you being RELIGIOUS DOESN'T make you a good PERSON.
what if i told you they make these things called dictionaries
what if i told you  google glass is bullshit
What if I told you that there is a tea pot orbiting the sun somewhere between Earth and mars?
what if i told you taxes are merely slavery
what if i told you steph bought all the blackmilk
What if i told you It was a mistake allowing you access to the internet
What if I told you U can't get aN friend request until u r a Girl
what if i told you
What if I told you Laying around in your own filth only makes it worse
What If I Told You you can deal with anger without breaking your phone
What if I told you Your name sounds like Fatty
WHat if I told you  memes and racism are linked
What if i told you that everything is organic but not PESTICIDE Free
what if i told you it is possible to like both the AVGN and the Irate gamer at the same time?
what if i told you natsu can eat ace
What if i told you that this was already posted on 9gag
what if i told you jeff the killer is not real
What if i told you your girlfriend wants you to play with your friends?
What if I told you your opinion is as meaningful as nothing
What If I Told You im gary MF oak
what if i told you orchestra will always be better than band
What if i told you i didn't make the previous meme
What if i told you That pornstars went to high school too
What If I Told You You're the Zombie?
What if i told you.. not all of fb had to be notified of your shit
what if i told you.. samuel l jackson is the real morpheus
What if i told you... I liked you back
what if i told you you had a chance with her in high school
what if i told you every hot chat girl on the internet is either a computer or a dude
what if i told you you are wasting your time on the internet right now
What if i told you there was no op8 bee
What if i told you that was an april fools joke
What if i told you amigo is not terminally ill but just taking a longer-than-usual vacation?
What if i told you I work at integer
What if i told you That you could write an essay without knowing what the fuck it is about
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I'M ACTUALLY GOD?
What if I told you Your definition of irony  is wrong?
What if i told you
what if i told you im a meme
What if I told you I answer women's questions honestly.
what if i told you you didn't have to record your mod firing
What if I told you Time is almost up to register for the race to end racism?
the world ends when 2056 loses a regional
What If I Told You I was Twerking in Miami
what if I told you i'm being a hypocrite and not a troll
What if I told you there was no logical reason to shutter the san diego opera
What if i told tou There was never a flight mh370
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT'S MY DOORBELL
what if i told you it is possible to like both Dancing Mad and One Winged Angel at the same time?
what if i told you porco dio
What if i told you the points of intersection of the axes is equal to a and b
What if i told you; Just because i'm better than you it doesn't mean that i'm cheating
What if I told you I'mnot the Allstate guy
what if i told you not getting noticed by a man
what if i told you... your mom was dead
what if i told you this is the dumbest movie ever made
What If i told you that 2pac is alive
What if i told you I don't like being on cam
What if i told you    van persie is jut 7 months older than torres
what if i told you im black
What if I told you You don't need Hootsuite to tweet
What if i told you knowing ONLY hopf bifurcation doesnt make a you a good researcher
what if i told you they were giving out free rita's today
what if i told you that the person doing this is your cousin
how about i tell u a story
what if if i told you wearing a shirt with your last name doesn't make it cool
What if I told you.... its only $500 per bedroom
What if i told you
what if i told you linda is at school but ignoring us
What if I told you Even people in Ireland don't say 'top o the mornin to ya'
What if I told you This meme is getting old
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MY REAL NAME IS LAWRENCE FISHBURNE?
What if i told you you dont need to put in your paypal details for every payment
What if i told you 792p is not 'next gen' or even a legitimate resolution
what if i told you that matrix ain't real homie
What if i told you It took 100 angents from several agencies to raid a company on a trademark violation
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU BABYBOOMERS DIDN'T INVENT THE INTERNET
what if i told you  that it's friday
what if I told you I was samuel jackson
what if i told you that you can just drive. like
what if i told you that asian girls poo more than 999 trillion pounds of turds a year
what if I told you you can date a black guy without acting black
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU LOST YOUR VIRGINITY TO ME
what if i told you The Babylonian exile was not in 587/6 BCE
what if i told you 8march1917 was the international day of female workers
What if i told you that you're not flossing enough
what if I told you I make that using json
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I'M YOUR FATHER
What if I told you you can debug in eclipse
What if I told you in your fight against communism u became fascists
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU HAVE A VOCATION
What if i told you twitter doesnt need  you to post every five minutes
What if I told you iago is a liar!!
what if i told you  im your father
what if I told you if it doesn't affect you
What if I told you men work harder to get their harassment to be taken seriously
i can't believe  i'm in one of the stupidest movies of all time
what if i told you the day will come when facebook will be no more
What if i told you women with tattoos turns me on
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOUR WIFE IS PREGNANT
What if i told you
what if i told you tennis court
what if I told you caius isn't a really good villain
What if i told you you are not a rapper
what if i told you getting married is worse than remaining single
what if i told you that most pof accounts are fake
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PARKING SERVICES IS JUST DOING THEIR JOB
what if i told you that a picture with a heart dosent prove anything
What if i told you not everyone gets what they want?
i see you drank from the garden hose i too like to live dangerously
what if i told you memes never die?
what if i told you no one cares about your 'devil's advocate'
What if I told you There is a pending delay on the LIRR due to a 'track condition'
What if I told you A bad joke doesn't get funny just because you use it a million times
what if i told you my glasses are glued to my nose
What if i told you that music could be made without a COMPUTER
what if i told you i didn't change the tire.  i just rotated it so you can't see the chord.
what if i told you if you didn't vote for lindsey aunt jemima got chapped lips
What if I told you that doing your assignments at 23.30 isn't a good idea
What if I told you To love Drum & Bass and openly hate everything else
what if i told you the jig is fix itself
What If I told you You are being paid to do a job
what if i told you that people in Aura Kingdom believe Aeria is helping gold botters
what if i told you there is no big mac
What If I told you
what if i told you you can goto the gym without posting it on facebook
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU that this applies to men of all race and is not exlusively a black thing
Tell the Truth
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE IS NO BIEBER
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PRO'S RAGE QUIT TOO
what if i told you your family's health was your responsibility?
What if i told you i just did a massive shit
Jodie
what if i told you you don't have to use flashcards in your bullying victim video?
what if i told you IT IS POSSIBLE TO LIKE BOTH POWER RANGERS AND SUPER SENTAI AT THE SAME TIME?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT IS POSSIBLE TO LIKE BOTH DANCING MAD AND ONE WINGED ANGEL AT THE SAME TIME?
what if i told you  rebirth is out now
What if i told you something?
I Look Mexican But Act Like A Jew
What if i told you women are statically indeterminate
What if I told you that then phones didnt have 24/7 4g internet access
What if i told you weidman will beat everybody
what if i told you
what if i told you i watch
what if i told you not blocking a user that bothers you doesn't make you a badass?
What if i told you The red pill stops Periods for every woman in the world?
what if i told you you maricon too much?
What if i told you
What if I told you Pipelines can be pigged
What if i told you We should fight poverty not poor people
What IF I Told YOu Valentines day is a bullshit holiday made up to sell diamonds
what if i told you those are not the droids you're looking for
What if I told you ff13 is just ff7 HD
What if i told you you need to stop smoking
what if I told you the new RoboCop is better than the original
What if I told you The guy who killed you really didn't have 0 health
WHAT IF i TOLD YOU  tHAT IN THE FUTURE THERE IS NO CASH
What if i told you that i watch you sleep.
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NOT EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET IS TRUE.
what if i told you all polish people who play lol aren't noobs
What if i told you LOAN COMPANIES ARE run by vampires?
What if i told you putting on youtube videos doesn't make you a teacher
What if I told you The end is never the end is never THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER THE END IS NEVER the end
what if i told you you can look at facebook pics without a Facebook MOVIE
what if I told you that's how it all started....
what if i told you I was mentoring 2 nasdaq calls
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I HAVE 2 TICKETS TO A CERTAIN RUGBY MATCH ON 9TH MARCH
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  I WASN'T JOKING
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU you burn 5 times more calories sleeping and watching tv than in exercise
what if i told you i actually don't give two shits about humanity
you're not funny
What if i told you i dont give a damn about your facebook movie
what if i told you i am sexy
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THERE ARE THREE NACHTWINKELS NEARBY
what if i told you all of the webassign problems are in the book
what if I told you america doesn't have an official national language
What IF I Told YOU ARKANSAS WOULD BE LAST IN SEC WEST
What If I Told You
What if I Told You What You Mean by Meme Isn't Actually a Meme
what if i told you people think the broncos are going to win superbowl 48
what if i told you that you can play your facebook game without adding me
What if I told you IT's just about to start
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN WATCH SUPER BOWL WITHOUT POSTING IT ON FACEBOOK
What if i told you That i dont have any sisters.
What If I Told You WE SHOULD CONSERVE the galapagos because it's the right thing to do
What if I told you
wHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT'S ONLY ITALY
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT WHEN I SEND A MESSAGE I EXPECT A RESPONSE
what if I told you it was all meant to be. would you BELIEVE me? Would you agree?
What if i told you that what if i told you
What IF I told you THE us spends more on government runt health care than sweden
what if i told you carina round doesn't hold a candle to milla
what if i told you carina round is a fake and that's why i didn't accept her friend request
what if i told you look at dat arse
what if i told you pharrell's mountie hat cost roughly $158?
What if i told you that scion was not the official vehicle of zion
What if I told you Liturgy is supposed to help you encounter the Face of Jesus
kaiku re bhai reply nahi diya
what if I told you some of us actually have too much real work to do to care about how the pictures are sent
what if i told you 'm&#228;tikulli'
What if i told you it is possible to take square root of -1?
what if i told you this is the last slide of the powerpoint
What If I Told You My grandma was a cherokee princess
what if i told you  inta kteer cute
what if i told you Nickelback is the worst
What if i told you meetings should start on time
what if i told you bieber dropped the soap
What if I told you omaha
what if i told you the frienzone isn't real. She just can't think of a nicer way to say no.
What if I told you your posts aren't makin it any better
What if i told you that plano kids took both pills
What if i told you... that every time you generate a useless meme the soul of an innocent kitten dies.
What if i told you I did not know that was cuba gooding jr in the butler
What If I Told You  3 RIGHTS MAKE A LEFT
what if i told you that anti-racism is anti-white
What if I tolD YOU Sakurai is the leaker himself
what if i told you that 'choad' is also a vietnamese pastry
what if i told you cycling is good for your city
What if i told you that i'm hosting the call
what if i told you what if i told you
WHat if i told you to stfu
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU Eminem WAS not the first white rapper to go mainstream?
What if i told you selling millions of records does not make you a good rapper?
what if i told you  carlos still watches barney
what if i told you i want this feeling to last <3
if i had more shit on my face i would be seal
What if i told you that liking single pilot on facebook doesn't kill you
What if i told you im black
what if i told you
what if i told you i'm not your mother
what if i told you this film would spawn two shit sequels
what if i told you  i dont even laugh while typing lol
What if I told you Imposing rules for acceptable passwords reduces the number of guesses an attacker must make
What if i told you making a meme
what if i told you to buy some houston 80s rap after you emerge from that bush
what if i told you the next time you play a moba game
What if I Told you I'm a good friend and will help you prove 99% of people won't share that status
What if i told you Laughing but Being very serious at the same damn time
What IF I TOLD YOU That Tornados and rabbit holes are one in the same
What if i told you thall
What if i told you You go back to work tomorrow
what if i told you there is no dynasty...
wHAT IF I TOLD YOU SWORD ART ONLINE 2 IS COMING OUT
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU iT'S NOT ONLY SMELLZ?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THEN FACEBOOK. AM I BLOWING YOUR MIND YET?
MONDAY LOngest day of the week
what if i told you the government has more efficient ways to kill people
What if i told you
What if i told you that miley cyrus can't twerk
what if i told you my glasses say you've been living two lives
What if I told you Wikipedia has video sources?
What If I Told You That crying about yr problems on twitter wont change anything about them.
What If I Told You you dont have post a holiday on fb
what if  told you the word 'faget' is used by gay people
what IF i told you the girl in my glasses dies
what if i told you the red pill will lead to a most excellent adventure
What IF I TOLD YOU There was another streaming service with similar content that includes free shipping
what if i told you the duck dynasty fiasco was a ploy to sell more merchandise?
What if i told you  That the scandal was fake and a&e
What if I told you It's not hard to figure out?
what if i told you do
What if I told you there are metalheads that aren't satanists
what if i told you not to surf on a mexican wave?!
what if i told you dubstep is a message from aliens
What if i told you that a college degree does not make you all knowing
what if I told you that doge is getting old
the lions had a glitch in there matrix
what if i told you that you put the whole thing on the top
What if I told you E-scribes are NOT instantaneous
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU wards let you see shit you can't normally see
What if i told you checks could be direct deposited
What if I told you that 'She' is a 'He'
What if I told You Phil Robertson's gay black lover broke up him in college?
what if i told you that jimmy doesnt really like you
what if i told you flouride is an industrial waste utilized to make you docile?
What if I told you That the Neo-Geo Pocket was the first portable game system to have a system menu
what if I told you your not only inhaling air and I am COMFORTABLE
What if i told you you are not always right
What if i told you they were not hacking?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PLAYING GAMES THE LAST DAY BEFORE THE EXAM WONT HELP YOU PASS IT
what if i told you the people still have the authority
what if i told you you i shit in the fart mask?
What if i told you people could grow up to think for themselves
What if I told you every religion uses warm feelings as evidence for the truth of their beliefs
vrouwen zijn net heksen ze kunnen dingen optillen zonder het aan te raken
what if i told you i don't want to live anymore would you kill me
What if i told you that you could be studying in australia in 2014.
What if I told you no one cares about students
What if i told u Cesario isn't actually a man
What if I told You
what if i told you alot of times when i look at the clock lately
what if i told you I MADE IT MYSELF
what if i told you we will write software to configure our software
why yes these are ray bans all the better to see the future with
what if i told you that i didn't entirely hate your class
what if I told you I was joking
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU EVERYTHING YOU KNOW ABOUT LIFTING IS WRONG
হোয়াট ইফ আই টোল?ড ইউ শ?ক?ক?র ইজ নাম?বার ওয়ান চ?তিয়া :D
What if I told you All HDMI cables are the Same
What if I told you If we all Cleaned
what if i told you You could win $100?
What If i told you this is the age of aquarious
What if i told you duckraj's avg:19.71
what if i told you your not really bored with this game you're bored with all games
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
what of if i told you
What if I told you The guy you thought was the doorman is your new boss
yea though i walk through the valley of death
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SUPER NATURAL ISN'T THE ONLY SERIE IN THE WOLRD ?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU Paul walker isn't dead
what if i told you the government is watching me
susan
what if i told you
what if i told you you don't need to wear sunglasses at night
What if i told you 'content' was a verb?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU DRIVING TOO SLOW IS JUST AS DANGEROUS AS DRIVING TOO FAST
what if i told you shakespear whatches me with subtiles my diction is incredible
What if i told you I don't have a car and i give a shit about pkw maut?
what if i told you That the Lions would win on Thanksgiving
What if i told you  publishing lots of stupid papers does not make you a good researcher
I will eat your fecal matter
what if i told you its ok for servers to have internet access
What if i told you that we can do both?
What if i told you  that this page is pure randomness
NPR: WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I WOULD HAVE BEEN ABLE TO MAKE A DONATION IF YOU WEREN'T SO EFFECTIVE AT SPREADING SOCIALISM ALREADY
What if i told you that bitstrips aren't funny?
what if i told you fitness 'before' pictures are actually 'after'
What if i told you Scripture Alone Disproves 'Scripture Alone'
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PEOPLE WHO HAVE PROMISCUOUS SEX REGULARLY LIVE LONGER
What if I told you there is 1 district that doesn't have to take PTO during the winter shutdown
What if I told you That I'm not Samuel L. Jackson
what if i told 9gag that like button is not a share button ?
What if i told you all of the indian restaurants in lavapies have the same owner
what if i told you you can actually flush the goddamn toilet?
what if i told you the matrix is a metaphor for the false left/right statist paradigm?
what if i told you that youre mom  ate the last cookie
What if i told you amy really did raise her daughter
what if i told you (انني ولا مع الجيش ولا اخواني(خرو?)ولل شمام كلة (تورجي
talk to the hand because the face AIN'T Listening
What if I told you that we say our names on weekly meeting  only because our secretary don't know all the names
What If I Told You... There are other classes besides Slayer...
what if i told you  ur one hell of a nigger
what if i told u there is always cops chasing me
what if i told you i already knew
what if i told you ann coulter could give two shits about being downvoted
You see neo  Truth is stranger then fiction !
What if i told you the jigga from sesame street is snitching barney
what if i told you that all the 'qiyamat ki nishaniyan' are concentrated in Pakistan
WHAT IF I TOLD THAT IT WAS PUBLIC SCHOOL EDUCATED PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY HAVE POOR SOCIAL SKILLS
what if i told you plants eat meat
What if I told you I am not offended?
What if i didn't tell you Anything
What if I told you That I gain 100 pounds in 10 years?
WHAT IF SHE TOLD YOU Your dic* is the weakest link
What If I Told You Facebook is a social networking site and not just a place to repost political pictures.
What If I Told You That you need english classes
i've already written you out of the will becuase you're a cunt
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT EVERYTHING TED CRUZ SAYS IS A LIE
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
i fuck you dont :(
...WHAT IS I TOLD YOU... ...books have been banned yet mechanical dogs are allowed to insert needles into people and paralyze them while they're homes erupt into flames ???...
What If I Told You there is no 'Exchange-Image'
What if I told you That eating a shit ton of fruit sugar and fake almond desserts is not really eating paleo?
What if i told you that one day even you might understand the script Fudgey
What If I Told You That I Didn't Go To The Sigma Halloween Party
What if I told you  I too love those things
What if i told you I can make GM rolls for free
SIMPLY BECAUSE YOU LIKE OLD SCHOOL MUSIC  IT DOESN'T MEAN YOU ARE SMARTER OR A BETTER PERSON IN LIFE THAN THOSE THAT LISTEN TO MORE RECENT MUSIC
What if I told you that doing 250 squats and 750 jumping jacks in a day doesn't do what you think it does
What if I told you I whip my hair back and forth
what if i told you you're not 'old'. you're just a loser
what if i told you where is hank
What if I told you... that not every girl YOU know is automatically my girlfriend!?
What if I told you Simmons stadium has baked potatoes
what if i told you tattoos are ugly and you're a sheep?
what if i told you avicii's album is actually good
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT A COINCIDENCE
E se ti dicessi Porco Dio?
what if i told you what if i told you
What If i told you people argue because of the brand instead of the specs
What if I told you There is no pumpkin or spice in your pumpkin spice latte
What if I told you there was more to 'science' than drooling over pretty shots of the universe?
What if I told you I never left
What if i told you  Peyton manning has a losing playoff record
What if I told you they don't even want to put boots on the ground in Syria so you can relax.
What If I told you You ARE the douchebag
Michel
What if I told you Syrians have been sending a ton of emails to U.S. lawmakers begging them to please intervene and help
What if i told you that you don't have to sip a drink before reading a joke in the internet
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT THERE ARE NO MORE GREEN PILLS
What If I Told You That Quantum Physics And Buddhism Are Almost The Same
what if i told you pierre michel suck dick
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT WAS REALLY THURSDAY
What if I told you that it is good for the U.S. to get the point across now that we don't agree with chemical weapons like that
What if I told you YOU ALREADY HAVE THIS RUNESTONE
What if I told you that a strike on Syria would be announced then the U.S. would strike AN EMPTY MILITARY BASE to get the point across. (Everyone except maybe a stupid guard would leave).
what if i told that Hassan Mohamed was arsenal fan
What If I Told You Gunners Suck Too
what if i told you jake has had 2 girlfriends
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU HONDA WAS GAY
What if I told you Ben Affleck is a good actor
I cant believe that you  forget a niggah
what if i told you the brain can't decipher between reality and dreams?
What if I told you that chocolate cake you ate...was mixed with my shit
Try Again
What if I told you you gave your d.i. in the h.i. room
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU TAXES DO NOT FUND GOVERNMENT EXPENDITURE
What if I told you I'm on a horse
What if I told you I'm on a horse
What If I told you People don't buy you drinks because they like you
What if I told you that spy agencies are meant to spy
What if I told you That's not lemonade you're drinking
What if i told you your pants are wet.
What if i told you Kitten has left blue footprints in your carpet
sniezi.. pls.
what if i told you  plaid will never go out of fashion...
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD GRATE CHEESE ON MY FACE
What if I told you
What If i told you that today is only the beginning
sedap lagu nih..
What If I Told You I am Bald
What if i told you You are about to do an anticipation guide
What if I told you I killed Kinga
What if I told you Daryl dies And the Walking Dead is still the greatest show on AMC
What if I told you real socialists
What If i told you  not everyone on the internet is american
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU ARE A FAGGOT
Y dime que Te Parece Si Te conecto por atras
What if I told you IPhones don't serve only to shoot food?
What If I Told you I like you
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU RACKSPACE WILL SUPPORT YOUR APPLICATION CODE
what if i told you trayvon martin was not the little angel he is being made out to be
what if I told you restoring an o.s. from an image is faster than doing a clean install then adjusting everything?
what if I told you dark souls sucks
What if I told you That you can deactivate your Browser History?
what if i told you that obama is just osama bin ladin without the beard
What if I told you if you ignore this
What if I told you Language and culture change over time
What if I told you passing High School is an expectation and NOT an achievment
what if I told you the song you're singing
What if i told you
What if I told you If it can level a city
what if i told you the jurors knew more about the facts and evidence than you
What if I told you This statement is false.
What if I told you Being a nigger has more to do with your attitude than your skin color
what if i told you george zimmerman is still a pussy?
What if I told you... Jesus said
What If I Told You IDGAf
what if i told you  your could eat your food without posting to instagram
What if i told you you can win a grand slam in judo?
What if I told you that Having a heavy T/M kingdom setup that cant even slay 1 dragon doesnt win long wars
What If I Told You Diarrhea
What IF I TOLD YOU IRAQ WILL WIN IT ALL
What if i told you i don't give a rats ass what you think
What if I told you I do give a fuck
what if i told you that american cheese cannot legally be sold in america as 'cheese'
What if i tell you that you don't have to hate a music gerne even if you don't like it
quand la personne que t'aime est en couple avec un autre
--     -- @
what if i told you those pills are actually suppositories
What I If Told You That you should read the top line again
What if I told you You can Disagree with a libertarian and not be a statist sheeple
What if I were to tell you that you can be both a cat and dog person?
What if I told you That you can go to the gym without telling everyone on facebook about it
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ISLAM IS RELIGION OF PEACE
What if i told you the stairway to heaven was build to keep handicapt people out
What if I told you  The other pill was a roofie
What if I told you Yoda is supposed to be blue
What if I told you that no one has ever qualified for IIT or AIIMS from Chikadeez
what if i told you that I forgot to eat
What If I Told You That You've Taken the Blue Pill
what if i told you the guy at mcdonalds doesn't give a damn if you have a nice day
what if i told you that biodisc is based on pseudoscience
what if i told you that you wont help kids with cancer by by liking a facebook status
What if I told you that your a wizard
what if i told you that there is a reflection of a person in my glasses
What if I told you That no one wants to hear about your life failures on Facebook
what if i told you parung is southwest jakarta?
What If I Told You  Manson Protesters       are Paid Actors?
What if I told you you can also leave this website and do something usefull
what if I told you taxpayers would mind the welfare system less if it were 'leech-proof'
what if i told you the selectively unemployed can't poke fun at those with undesirable jobs
What if I told you the conspiracy keanu meme is within my glasses
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
What if I told you Salvation isn't by works?
What if i told you that  you use fairy as a handwash
what if i told you that I am really an alicorn princess that came here through a magic mirror to retrieve my crown?
what if i told you giant lobsters aren't /r/wtf at all; in fact
What if i told you this never happened.
what if told you android is more advanced than apple?
What if i told you memes are cool
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT IS NOT THE SAME
take the blue pill it will give you a raging hard-on
What if I told you... Nightmare on Elm Street 3 was the beginning of a downward spiral for Nightmare on Elm Street Movies
What if I told you Monsters inc is really Jehovah's witnesses program trying to recruit children into their church
What if I told you... Halo is overrated?
What if i told you that gta used to use real cities?
what if I told you that ... dj adam joined a collab with german hiphop producers
What if I told you  the right reason to put down the toilet lid has nothing to do with the never-ending gender war
One does not simply use the right photo
What if I told you That nobody cares about gender on the internet
What if I told you... Sony never pays anyone to give their games high scores
What if I told you about stairs
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN TURN OF DEVASTATOR MODE
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU READ THE TOPLINE AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN
What if i told you EWAO  family is about to hit 25000 member mark
what if i told you you can play your favorite games from any room in your home
What if I told you Having sex with ghetto black guys will make you fat
you don't have to follow the rules what if i told you
What If I told you That I can see you read the text
What if I told you The Krabby Patty Recipe
Martingrove Collegiate Vice Principal Ms.Vivian Mavrou called disabled student Kevin Ashworth a 'Dum Dum'?
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ATHEISM IS A RELIGION
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE NAME OF JOHNSON'S MASCOT?
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU LIKING THAT PICTURE WONT DO JACK SHIT
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what if i told you strawberries candy walk goes finally mercurium jazz king hangman ball ruler spends new wow
what if i told you strawberries candy walk goes finally mercurium jazz king hangman ball ruler spends new wow
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU HELL WAS ONLY CREATED FOR SATAN AND HIS DEMONS
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PEOPLE CAN SAY ANYTHING IN A MEME AND OTHERS WILL BELIEVE IT AS FACT.
what if i told you 'The radio' is not an appropriate answer to 'What kind of music do you listen to?'
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT BRADLEY COOPER WAS IN WEDDING CRASHERS?
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the top text doesn't    have to always be the same
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I don't always have a good idea
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT JAMES DOESN'T EXIST?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I NEVER SAID THE ABOVE LINE IN THE MOVIE?
What if i told you you could communicate without yelling
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what if I told you you don't need to take a picture of your nails every time you paint them
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BRADLEY MANNING HAS BEEN HELD CAPTIVE FOR OVE 1
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU BALI IS IN INDONESIA
ih yol i tfd a wuo I took reading it wrong 'joke' to the extreme
im sorry man but thats life
What if I told you There is a Life outside Facebook?
What If I told you you don't have to believe in anything in order to practice meditation?
what if i told you... fairy tail will not end
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What if﻿ I told you  Luke Skywalker plays an amazing Joker?
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what if i told you you can share a heartwarming message without taking a picture of yourself holding a posterboard
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT Slender Man IS ACTUALLY MYSELF
what if i  told you that holden got abused as a child?
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WHAT IF i TOLD YOU YOU DON'T HAVE TO TALK ABOUT YOUR RELATIONSHIP CONSTANTLY
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DON'T NEED THE GOVERNMENT'S PERMISSION
what if i told you i was a turd smuggler?
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What if i told you  1 m1a tank in iraq cost more than 4years worth of welfare for a family of 4
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what if i told you sample rates above 48khz actually sound worse than below
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i had  a red pill and a blue pill in my hand a second ago.. *gulp* sorry what?
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ماذا لو قلت لك أن البنوك تصنع النقود من لا شيء بإدخال الأرقام ?ي الحاسوب؟
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MATRIX ALGEBRA IS NOT ABOUT THE 'THE MATRIX' MOVIE
What if i told you we do not live in a democracy
what if i told you one wachowski brother is now a sister
AND THEN I SAID WHAT IF I TOLD YOU?
What if I told you Life goes on after the CANCELLATION of firefly?
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT RANKED LOSS WASN'T YOUR TEAMMATE'S FAULT. YOU'RE JUST BAD.
what if I told you that on a sub atomic level your just a possibility
wHAT IF i TOLD YOU i WAS THINKING ABOUT LOOKING INTO  laser skin resurfacing?
Have I told you Lately that I love you?
What If I TOLd you you can have a relationship without posting all of it on facebook
what if i told you this is some kind of sick joke
what if i told you that all of the 'kill obama' memes were made and upvoted by one guy with 20 accounts
Now is the New forever
What If I Told You that electricity helps plants grow
What if i told you Santa Doesn't EXIST
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what if I told you the reflection in my glasses isn't real?
What if i told you -A Brave New World- is no longer fiction?
what if i told you this would be the highlight of our careers
What if i told you That you can Jump Your legion to HS?
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what if i told you that rupaul is a man
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what if i told you  that there this painting of a guitar is just a painting of a guitar
what if i told you  that you do not need to Interperate every piece of art
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what if i told you that im overrated
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wHAT IF ... SUFANI  NIZAR IS MARK ZUCKERBERG'S WIFE???
What If I told you we ran out of memes to make?
What If I TOAD Jew... SHE IS TRINITY?!
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what if i told you you can turn off push notifications and never be bothered again?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU HAVE GONORREA?
what if I told you toms aren't a real man's shoe?
what if i told you that the matrix was inside another matrix so that the fake matrix was the real world of the matrix two
what if i told you that your statuses dont make any sense
What if I told you It's National Margarita day
What if I Told you there are people trapped in my glasses?
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FBS WIll NEVER STOP POSTING
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE IS NEVER A BAD DAY TO BE A LOGGER
What if i told you that you could fight cancer just by liking an FB page?
what if i told you siobhan is a boys name
what if i told you Bitches ain't shit and they ain't saying nothing
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I GOT IN A BAD MOOD AND LOST MY TEMPLES?
what if i told you constantly inching forward at a red light doesn't make it change faster
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What If I told you that '56 was 11 years too late
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PRECAL DOESNT MATTER
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE ARE LOADS OF WORDS IN ENGLISH APART FROM LOL
what if i told you they lied
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what if i told you life is too short to always be upset
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I'M A WOMAN
what if i told you nobody gives a shit that you're single on Valentines day?
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WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IF I KNOW THAT YOU SAW THIS IMAGE INSTEAD oF STUDYING I WILL BITE YOUR NOSE
what if i told you that you didn't have to be single
What If I TOLD you You're still kind of an ugly duckling
What if i told you that whatever the national unemployment rate is Black Unemployment is 2 1/2 times that
What If i told you my love for you is infinite
what if i told you i like to masturbate in public
What if i told you that i'm the one who stole your virginity?
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what if i told you it doesn't matter if you play xbox 360 or ps3
what if i told you it doesn't matter if you play xbox 360 or ps3
what if I told you Borat's suit gonna get me laid
what if you told me something for a change?
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what if i told you i can't make any good memes?
what if I told you you already are a statistic
What fi i told you You rEad the bottom line wrong
what if i told you that everyone have bad day sometimes
what if i told you my ballsack wears a partyhat
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NOBODY WAS MAD
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'Hold Onto Your Butts' -Mace Windu
What if i told you that mr. satan actually did defeat cell?
What if i told you Ed sheeran sucks
What if i told you that even though you use Inprivate or incognito that it doesn't really delete?
What if I told you PSY made good music?
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what if i told yoU keanu gets free handjobs and ice cream...always?
what if i'd tell you... i'm using correct grammar now..?
What if i told you toaster stroodles are actually better than poptarts
what if i told you these are things that you will never understand even if all logic smacked you in the face with your own ignorance
kayla what if i told you... look at ur FB i sent u some links
What if i told you i reported you
What if i told you your mom is pregnant
What if I told you That aR sTands for armAliTe
what if i told you it's ok to not be a sheep
What If I Told You Meme that i love you
What if I told you video games are a self-serving abstraction
what if i told you  the earth spin is 1
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU DUCK FACE PICTURES AREN'T CUTE
What if i told you none of you are 49ers or ravens fans
what if i told you you could play to just have fun
what if i told you america has never played by the rules
ryan seacrest is in my glasses reflection
what if i told you posting your emotions on facebook instantly makes them less serious to everyone
what if i told you obama and bush are really two wings on the same bird?
what if i told you there is a print screen button
What if I told you The Bible is a book
What if I told you I only seem smart because I'm surrounded by idiots.
What if I told you Justin Timberlake was the justin beiber of the 90's
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT MELODY
What if i told you 9/10 DENTISTS DON'T RECOMMEND YOUR TOOTHPASTE
What if I told you The government has no idea  how to fix the economy
what if i told you i have herpies
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I EAT PINEAPPLE OFF THE FLOOR
What if i told you neo that you have already been on an excellent adventure
What if i told you  taco bell isn't real mexican food
What if I told you Now wE're getting chicken burgers
What if i told you  that meme hunter creator is 12 years old
What If I Told You I Have No Hair
What if I told you it's not about gun violence but FDA aprroved psychoactive PHARMACEUTICAL drugs
what if i told you Sanath IS going to select himself back into the team
gUN cONTROL IS NOT ABOUT GUNS. iT'S ABOUT cONTROL.  pEOPLE cONTROL
what if i told you thinking about all of lifes what if's was pointless and time consuming?
What if i told you britney and william were constipated when writing those lyrics ?
What if I told you my first and last names don't actually rhyme?
What if i told you that Photoshop runs on PCs
What if i told you You can break up with someone and not talk about it on facebook
what if i told you my shit comes out white
what if i told you you can drop the soap without getting raped
What if i told you a cellphone can be turned off
What if i told you
what if i told you you don't need collegehumor to procrastinate
What if i told you The advice is from random redditors not ducks
what if i told you you can't code for shit
What if I told you soundgarden was only going to play new stuff?
What if i told you i'm bad at making memes
PSST! I HAVE GOOD COINS TO SELL YOU. BOUGHT THEM IN CHINA
you read this meme backwards what if i told you
what if i told you that you can support free palestine and existEnce of israel at the same time
what if i told you the red and blue ones are in stock
The Hennessy viper venom is actually a joe Sitto c6
what if i told you  every terracotta Warior was diferent
360 one way 360 the other way
people who use semicolons are pretentious
in my first life I was Mr potato head
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what if i told you  sniping was jUst an excuse to camp
What if i told you that your girlfriend was hot like me
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What if i told you I am black
WHat if I told you Later was now
what if i told you the 5 second rule is a lie
cAL: WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  YOU DONT NEED TO USE EMOTICONS TO IMPRESS YOUR GIRLFRIEND
what if i told you to go f*ck youself
wHAT IF I TOLD YOU  THAT ONE FINGER IS GOOD BUT TWO IS SENSATIONAL
What if I told you court weddings in bombay now happen in khar telephone exchange
What if i told you things aren't free in the free market
What if i told you you can go to bww without instagraming your food
what if i told you  that i love you more than soap
What if i told you 'institutionalzed' is not the only song from Suicidal Tendencies?
what if i told you All your base are belong to us
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MOST MEN THAT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE FRIEND ZONE DON'T WANT SEX
what if i told you that wasn't funny
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU half life 3 is coming soon?
What if i told you
What if i told you business can be fun
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT FACEBOOK IS USED FOR THIS KIND OF CRAP
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT JUNGLER AINt THE NOOB
what if i told you
What if i told you Because i hate you
What if I told you That there is something else than Rating?
what if i told you there is no magic number
what if i told you that i don't care
What if i told you leona is mid champ
what if i told you... that you dont have to post pics of ur food on facebook
What if i told you that you're the one overreacting
what if i told you shaving is bad for business
what if i told you in planning for 2012
What if I told you TO google what a meme is
What if i told you screamo isn't the only type of rock music
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOLO IS FAKE?...
What if I told you Hastags DoN't belongs to Facebook
WHAT I IF TOLD YOU YOU READ THE FIRST LINE WRONG
what if i told you you can be a libertarian without being a conspiratard lunatic?
What if I told you You could haul f-260's and trailers with a smart car
what if i told you we don't have to have a government
what if i told you memecreator has made over 750
WhaT if i told you I wipe with towels when theres no toilet paper?
What if i told you That i wipe with coffee filter when theres no toilet paper?
What if i told you The star of Another meme resides in my glasses
What if i told you Speed bumps are murder oN Hemorrhoids
what if i told you i have a massive errection
what if i told you i like DWTS
What if I told you that voilence and ignorance existed long before AMerica
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU USING HASHTAGS ON FACEBOOK DOES NOTHING
What IF I TOld you representative democracy is oligarchy
What if i told you. the girl u like has a bf
what if i told you you only need to type in one word
What if I told you Team Hydro beats Team Blaze
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU BHASKARA IS NOT THE ONLY WAY TO SOLVE quadratic EQUATIONS
What if i told you i want to do you like i do my homework I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE SECRETARY OF COMMERCE IS REBECCA BLACK
What if i told you that the government really doesn't want whats best for you
what if i told you i like other memes
What if I told you i was submissive
what if i told you that you can get into the best shape of your life without expensive equipment or magic diet pills
what if i told you your parents actually do understand  how do you feel
what if i told you that im a bboy?
what if i told you i submitted my extended essay?
What if i told you The 'Activate Donald Driver' FB Campaign makes him feel worse than not being activated
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NOBODY ACTUALLY CUT FOR BIEBER
what if I told you Skepchick is the atheist westboro baptist church?
What if i told you  the ILLUMINATI controls the mainstream and alternative media
What i if told you you were expecting another'read the top line wrong' line
what if i told you that i'm a brony
What if i told you Hooters is on fire
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I DID WORK ON A SERVER WITHOUT UPDATING JIRA TICKET
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU i don't care if her boobs are fake
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU i'm not wearing any underwear right now
What if i told you its always an inside job
What if I told you social justice has become a cover for people to practice the same intolerance and bigotry social justice is against?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT i already told you...
What if I told you  I know
wHAT IF I TOLD YOU HER DAD LEFT KPMG IN 2009
what if I told you legislators cannot take away guns if we say 'no'
what if i told you im balled and have head lice
what if i told you metallica is still awesome
wHAT IF I TOLD YOU
what if I told you you've just been x'ed
what if i told you i am not black
What if I told you I told you so
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what if i told you it takes your mother about 9 months to take a shit
what if I told you the electorate consisted of two groups one who tries to educate themselves and thoughtfully consider government legislation and the other are democrats
what if i told you this was a really long winded post that i didn't realise the text would get shrunk down to the point of almost being illegible
what if i told you that it costs $8 to make an iphone
What if i told you Nobody cares that you are irish
What if I told you gun control increased crime
what if i told you your emotions are being used to aid in distracting you from the truth
what if i told you your emotions are being used to aid in distracting you from the truth
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WHat if i told you indifference is worse than hate
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN POST ON FACEBOOK WITHOUT HASHTAGS
WHAT I IF TOLD YOU YOU READ THE TOP LINE WRONG
What if i told you the cake is a lie
What If i told you i have a big nose
what if i told you it was every white womans destiny to be impregnated by a black man
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MY NAME WAS Phuc yu
what if I told you... that you can lose weight without dieting nor lifting a finger ?
what if i told you playing with words     won't lead to liberation
what if i told you
what if i told you  i'am fat
What if i told you there can be an Aninite without Chang
what if i told you that people only like your picture to make you feel better
what if i told you i've created a real blog
what if I told yout that every island votes me off no matter what I do
what if i told you what you're doing at 12am new years eve has no relation with what's going to happen during the year
what if i told you its gym not  the olypics
what if i told you they are taking down the vert
I could buy four suits... for the price of one?!?!
What if I told you RPH is a website?
What If I Told You They were trying to stop you from releasing the Didact
what if i told you christmas is over
What If I told you You can put A shirt on
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU ARE HORRIBLE AT PICTURE WARS
What if I told you I don't care what concerts you want to go to
What if i told you it doesn't mean i'm jealous when i dont like you
what if i told you  he's the hero Gotham deserves
what if i told you that i love you so much (:
what if i told you the reason he became a priest wasnt so he could serve god..
WHat if I told you that you do not drool when you sleep
what if i Told you milt palacio is god
What if i told you you're about to be shot
what if i told you elo doesn't mean everything
What if i told you it could have been bigger
what if i told you the top line is not wrong
What if i told you some of us like to be smart
What if I told you... All of your mudlings are dead?
What if i Told you You dont Need a Girl to Party
what if i told you that you bought that laptop knowing full well that it only had 3 usb ports.
what if i told you to shut up
what if i told you I was santa
What if i told you that batman really doesn't smell?
what if i told you there's a cure for hiv and the patent # is 5
What if i told you It's christmas
what if i told you not everyone celebrates christmas
What if i told you the pills that mother gives you
what if i told you youre actually the shit
what if i told you santa isn't real
what if i told you the left/right paradigm is a part of the matrix
what if i told you that anime sucks?
What If i told you  You Miss something
what if i told you you cant give advice about a game you dont play
what if i told you that not all asians are smart
What if i told you drinking 1 cruiser wont get you drunk
what if i told you that for this you get a fancy dinner?
What if i told you the mayans were correct and the world is gone But you took the blue pill and are stuck with us
Today is December 21st 2012. I'M STILL ALIVE!
what if i told you you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time but cannot fool all of the people all of the time
What if I told you I'm not joking
what if i told you that the blue pill was a placebo and the matrix was all in your head
What if I told you there was a 13th step?
what if i told you the mayans never said anything about the world ending
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT MAYANS  DIDN'T PREDICT THE END OF THE WORLD YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT?
what if i told you THE WORLD ISN'T GOING 2 END
What if I told you You could be fat and beautiful
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE WORLD WONT END TODAY
What if I told you that the world was going to end on 22nd December
What i if told you you read it wrong again!
What if i told you that i can't beat castlevania on the nes?
what if i told you you just lost the game
What if I told you Pepillo will get diarrhea after eating tacos regardless of the fact he is mexican...?
What if i told u that ur mouth was used to eat not ur shirt
what if i told you that you already know what if i told you
What if I told you That you forgot to clean the perimeter again
what if i told you nothing will happen 12/21/12
what if i told you the top tier isn't at the top
what if I told you bithcing about 21 december posts is more annoying than the actual posts
what if it told you it was 21/12/12 in new zealand and the world has not ended
What If I Told You That i always dress casually
what if i told you that  YOU BEND THE will of the sammich maker
What if I told you there was not Christ in christmas
What if i told you Slenderman is behinD yoU
What if i told you girls aren't machines you put kindness coins into until sex falls out
what if i told you that mark sanchez is not the jets starting qb anymore
what if i told you that this meme should always end with a question mark?
What if I told you not all good guys are douchebags
what if I told you The rhyme never stated Humpty DUMPTY WAS AN EGG
What if i told you we dont do normal
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE COW IS ACTUALLY A BULL
what if i told you i never said what if i told you in matrix
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU WILL HAVE AN INVITE
What if i told you That nobody says 'bro' in real life
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU
What if i told you You aren't a unicorn
what if if i told you you read the top line wrong
What if i told you that it's possible to work out after school
What If I Told You YOUR WHOLE LIFE IS A DREAM
What If I told you That moveon.org was funded by the same 1% they claim to be opposed to?
What if i told you... Theres a season two of sword art online
What if i told you everything has a spirit
what if i told you 12/12/12 memes are no longer funny
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU i LOVE THE SOUND OF PEOPLE CHEWING ICE
What if I told you that Centers for Economic Growth don't actually  grow the economy
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I almost beat doublelift and nhat nguyen in dominion?
What if i told you this isnt the only class i get homework from
What if I told you Santa exists
What if I told you You have had a ExtreMe fear of pink flamingos all your life. I painted the Room pink.
What if I told you This needs to stop now?
What if i told you The internet is the matrix
What if i told you that our successful country cannot sustain mass immigration
WHAT IF told you you can have tumblr without posting it on facebook
What if i told you fb is always online also if its offline
What if I told you you're 34????
What if i told you You still have homework
What if i told you candy canes are just curved rock
wHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU ARE THE BEST BOYFRIEND IN THE WORLD
What if I told you you didn't have to write a comment
What if i told you /r/politics is conservative trolls
What if i told you it's a matrix failure
what if I told you that some person in facebook only made that?
What if i told you  that going to college would not get you a good job
What if i told you If you actually learn the material
What If I told you You're not the only one studying for your finals
what if i told you i  do  not  need  an important update
what if i told you THAT YOU CAN WATCH FOOTBALL  without posting any shits on your status like you're better than them
what if i told you that alcohol is a drug
what if I told you jesus was a jew
All the world's indeed a stage And we are merely players
What if I told you you're asian
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I STILL GOT 1000 slides of public health
What if i told you IFKA DOESNT EVEN HAVE A STRIDZ?
What if i told you oppa gangnam style
what if i told you the mayans forgot leap years?
what if i told you the fiscal cliff is a load of crap?
What if i told you she and elina are the same person
What if i told you you don't have to be a christian to join fca?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU BIRKS GRANGE IS NOT A VILLAGE
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT NOT ALL THE GUEST VOCALISTS HAD TO BE IN A DEATHCORE BAND.
what if i told you you can even break up with your boyfriend without posting paulo coelho quotes on facebook
What if I told you You were'nt black
What if I told you you are a sleep and your whole life so far has been a dream
What if i told you i don't want to join your club?
What if I told you Daryl dies
what if i told you i just sharted
What if i told you union Pacific is going to restore and run a big boy
what if i told you Kriss isn't there
what if i told you yoda and me are partners
what if i told you  swag is gay
What if i told you year 8's & 9's could cycle to school in a straight line
WHat if i told you just wackkit famm
What if i told you im single
what if i told you you don't need the period in your gmail name
WHAT IF i TOLD YOU For skinny people
what if i told you i don't actually care how you are today
What if i told you The federal reserve bank was not fedEral at all
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU COCKS GROW ON TREES
What if I told you wing chun translates to jImmy saville
What If I Told You... ...Friendship Isn't Magic
what if i told you i was cowboy bob on peewee's playhouse
what if i told you that i stole your bike?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DONT HAVE TO BUY SOMETHING JUST BECAUSE ITS ON SALE
what if i told you... it's merry christmas
what if i told you tomato soup and crackers only exist in the matrix?
what if i told you tomato soup and crackers don't exist?
What if I told You 343i made achievements not related to man cannons
what if i told you all your selfies look the same
what if i told you i am black
what if i told you i was the real richard parker
What If i told you EVan williams plays Lacrosse
what if i told you this picture is from the wrong scene?
What IF I told you that winrar's trial period never ends
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT BULLIT IS ACTUALLY AN OSTRICH
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS NOT WEARING SUNGLASSES
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I Shave my head with sandpaper
What if i told you it will be awesome
what if i told you the philosoraptor meme's       mostly ARE stupid and unintelligent
what if i told you in 2013 there is no hackers on warrock
What If I Told You benjamin never sleeps
What if i told you that no one gives a shit about your facebook status
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT 'HELL' IS A MISTRANSLATION?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I WASN'T WEARING SUNGLASSES
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU BULLIT IS ACTUALLY AN OSTRICH
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT HEDWIG SURVIVED
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DOn't have to stay in your room all weekend
what if i told you you could make your own memes?
what if i told you not every republican is a gay hating christian
what if i told you you can have a christmas without the tree on facebook
what if i told you  your face looks like a baboons ass
what if i told you exun is actually a noob production company
The Galactic Federation is watching you Neo
What if I told you
What if i told You Food doesnt taste any better when You poSt it on instaGram
What if I told you You could have both?
what if i told you we are all connected in more ways than just facebook
What if I told you hostess ran out of twinkies from an ancient egyptian tomb?
What If I Told You You Can Listen to house music without BECOMING a dj/producer
What if I told you That I don't watch sports
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What if i told you  i was the last pokemon warrior
what if i told you that you only live once and therefor should smoke weed all day long
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE IS NO EAS
What if i told you Its your Birthday
what if i told you ghebrehiwet isn't black
What if i told you nobody thinks you're a good photographer because you use instagram
what if i told you that you could lose without blaming the game
What if I told you we have to pass the bill so that you can find out what is in it ?
What if I told you nobody on fb cares about your family drama
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU Everything you think and say is actually a story you tell yourself about a reality you cannot
what if i told you L.A exposed reloaded is full of bullshit
What if i told you That you don't have to share things on facebook every time they ask you to do it.
what if i told you playing FPS games won't prepare you for a zombie apocolypse
what if i told you you're supposed to write an essay in 2 lines
What if i told you Musse will in 24h create a new post to deny his last post
what if i told you people will be skinny now cause twinkies are gone
What if I told you connor is a fag
What if I told you... shat-tha-fack-ap
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU 'COUNT DOWN' IS NOT THE SAME AS 'COUNTDOWN'
What if i told you once you graduate
What if i told you that trace tables are useless?
What if i told you you could make jokes without the use of memes
What if i told you I have a girlfriend and a positive K/D
what if i told you ezreal is a girl
What if i told you emos are actually very sexy?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CANT MIDA WITHOUT KITA
what if i told you you can get girls without going to paris
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU WON'T GET TOP COMMENT
What if I told you I had a Twitter now
what if i told you
what if i told you you are not the greatest call of duty player in the world
what if i told you there are midgets in my glasses
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU QUE CE N'EST PAS &#192; FAIRE
What if I Told You You are allowed to leave tape on the roll
What if i told you that you should kill yourself?
What if i told you you dont need to add a filter to every photo you take
what if i told you you could show movie credits before the actual movie starts
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU HE'S SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
what if I told you  picard never said wtf in star trek
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ss3
What if i told you calling it reality tv doesnt mean its real
what if i told you... giggity
What If I told you deleting facebook is impossible
what if I told you romney wasn't a mormon
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  YOU COULD SIT DOWN TO PLAY XBOX WITHOUT HAVING TO GO PEE
what if i told you you don't need $10
what if i told you  earth doesn't exist and we live on saturn
what if i told you a facebook page is not        'your company website'
What if i told you That barre ligger efter
what if i told you 'telnet' is not an abbreviation for 'television network'
what if i told you the matrix is like a box of chocolates
what i if told you you reead the first line wrong
What If I told You That SHM are massively overrated?
What if i told you you could recognize a national holiday without posting about it
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DON'T HAVE TO POST YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER ON ONSTAGRAN
what if i told you... ...that you don't realy know everything
What if i told you that nobody younger than 27 has lived for a single month with colder-than-average global temperatures?
WHat if i told you that leaving your account open is not being 'hacked'
What If I Told You ENGINEERS HAVE LIFE
What if I told you that Stores could have extended there hours into SATURDAY instead of thursday?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I LEARNED HISTORY WATCHING HETALIA?
what if if i told you I added an extra 'if'
What if I told you dead politicians not dead SOLDIERS
What IF I TOLD YOU ENTROPY IS REAL AND THE REST OR THE WORLD IS AN ILLUSION?
What if i told you not all dutch people smoke weed
What if i told you that i was seriously trolling
WHAT IF TOLD YOU  A PERSON CAN LIKE MORE THAN ONE GENRE OF MUSIC
What if i told you
what if i told you  you didnt have to spell out numbers
what if i told you no one cares about your emblem
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT SE&#209;OR FROGS RUNS THE PARTY IN CANCUN
What if i told you ive changed my facebook colour
what if i told you i took your gum
what if i told you gingers have souls
What if I told you To read this
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU They were being sarcastic
What if i told you
WHAT IF U TOLD YOU THEY DON'T HAVE TO WORK THERE
what if i told you facebook
what if i told you never to touch a bachelor's socks on the floor
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU JUNE WAS ZERO
what if i told you parties open at 11:30
WHAt if i told you i was already done studying?
What if I told you you can be the first black president if your half white..
What If i told you she would
What if i told you nobody cares about your tweet
what if i told you you only go to school in the dream world
what if i told you carly rae jepsen is older than lady gaga
what if i told you carly rae jepsen is 3 years older than adele
WHAT if i told you  you don't have to make memes 24/7
What if i told you... that i'm really an asian woman.
What if i told you... cheesyprodo is accualy a duck
what if i told you you're never getting into faze
what if i told you pua that you actually earn respect from women
What if I told you That the election was over and we can all move on now?
Election ? There is no such thing in the Matrix
what if i told you that the more you ate your favorite candy
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE INTERNET EXISTED LONG BEFORE MEMES
girls what if i told you that we dont want to date your friends
What if I told you religion is just superstition dressed up to fool sheep
what if i told you twisted metal is the 'mario kart' for adults
what if i told you you're an idiot for using hashtags on facebook
what if i told you 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9
what if i told you we could go get black trench coats in two weeks?
what if i told you that you don't need to punish women
What if I told YOu Fiscal CLiff
what if i told you nobody cares what you have to say
What if i told you that you will only live once?
What if I told you the election is over .... so shut the f*#% up
what if i told you that i played outside as a child?
what if i told you it won't matter who won the election come december 21st
what if i told you  you read that top sentence wrong.
What if I told you Oak's voice 'echoes' in your character's memory
What if it old you I am black and not voting for obAma
what if i told you  my sunglass are glued to my head
What if i told you that people can ask you things even without ask.fm?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DONT HAVE TO BE SUPPORT TO BUY WARDS
What if i told you you're not cool at all ?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT HITLER IS NOT GERMAN?
What if i told you Nobody cares about what you think
What if I told you that there is  a difference between you're and your
what if i told you the matrix was like a movie
what if I told you... white folk are indeed superior..?
what if told you the lakeshow never showed
what if i told you i know what you did last summer
What if i told you the ponds really weren't that great
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT WAS ALl MEANT TO BE? Would you believe me? Would you agree?
What if i told you it was possible to ssh into a motorcycle
what if i told you billy mays and amanda todd would be a good infomercial team
what if i told you planet earth was actually an oval
What if I told you 70% of these memes are reposts
what if i told you you could treat your diabetes?
what if i told you that when you generate a meme
what if I told you They know about Benghazi Barak?
what if i told you waffles happen at sidewalk sundays?
What if i told you Living Colour have more songs than Cult of personality.
what if i told you 2013 data will never come?
what if i told you you can skip the wheeling phase
Josie
what if i told you you can have a relationshio without posting it on facebook
What If i told you  U DON't Have to have a New boyfriend Evy week
What if i told u
i am tired of these motherfuking snakes on this motherfuking plane
What if i told you there are more than two poilitical parties in the USA
What if I told you That the 90's were 20 years ago
What if I told you She doesn't want you to solve her problems
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU FB PURITy cleans the junk off Facebook FBPURITY.com
WHAT IF I TOLD YOUR MUM
Acne SUCKS .
what if i told you either way is fine
what if i told you i am a brony?
What if i told you cerridwen farm is a farm
what if i told you oklahoma city now has to fear the beard?
What if i tell you that labs is still connected to prod
What if i told you reposts reach the front page because many are seeing it for the first time
What if i told you  the nucleus is responsible for mutations
what if i told you nobody on facebook cares about what you do
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
what if i told you no on ever shaves on the walking dead
What if i told you liking your own post doesn't make you popular
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU NEVER EXISTED..( AT LEAST THAT'S WHAT CHENCHO TOLD ME)
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I told you so?
what if i told you to gtfo?
what if i told you to make me a sammich
what if i told you an amusing anecdote
What if I told you you're only imagining society
What if I told you That the fundamentals of quantum dynamics cannot explain the fluctuations in a vacuum?
Whay if i told you that nobody cares
What if i told you pegi isn't 18
What if i told you this wasn't anton
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What IF I TOLD YOU... SNMP IS EASY
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU That haim talmid can teach everything?
What if I told you... that jews are a lot like poison oak leafs ? they're nice and smooth until you wipe your ass with them.
What If i told you we have these ships that go underwater
What if i told you we didn't care about your press
WHAT IF TOLD YOU THE JERSEY SHORE WAS REAL
What if I told you that miami was an overpriced playground
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU STOP PLAY GEOMANCER
what if i told you thatnicksters is better that erotiiqMW2
What if i told you HOWARD WEBB WILL REFEREE CHELSEA vs MANCHESTER UNITED THIS SUNDAY
what if i told you that hussie killed your OTP.
what if i told you that hussie killed your OTP.
what if i told you listen to halcyon or die
what if i told you the dallas cowboys are .500 since 1997?
what if i told you i majored in physics
What if i told you homework is good for nothing?
what if i told you the pie was a lie
what if i told you... jay was adopted..?
what if I told you... that esther was adopted..?
what if i told you you can listen to a song without posting the lyrics as your facebook status
What if i told you Skrillex is not a dubstep producer
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU lol
what if i told you  you have been sleeping for half of your life
what if i told you there is no mcrib
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NOTHING
what if i tell you your memes aren't funny
What if i told you twilight was best pony
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU TO be selective of who invades your womb...and stop having that many visitors leaving18+year memories BEHIIND THAT THEY DONT EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE.
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT PEOPLE DON'T CARE WHAT YOUR #NP IS?
What If I Told You that Every guy's dream is to friendzone hot chicks?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU GOT AN F IN WRITING
everything you see is made in china
what i if told you *what if i told you
What if i told you I smoke the whole weed
what if I told you That A-Rod will Still be A Yankee Next Year
What if I told You I don't Watch NFL games
DaMn You'r ugly
What if i told you the answers are in the back of the book
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU these are not my SUNGLASSES
What if i told you demand and quantity demanded aren't the same thing
What if i were to tell you That Gas was $1.84 on 01/20/2009?
What if I told you there were more than two candidates running for president?
What if I told you Sarcastic jpgs aren't arguments?
What if i told you gambit & devour are the same person
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DON'T NEED A FULL HERRING TO CATCH A FISH
what if I told you warsaw stadium has no roof?
What if i told you even though the cowboys will fail
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SLAYER IS NOT VERY GOOD AT MUSIC
what if i told you that being stupid is no reason to drink bleach!
what if I told you shut up. . .
What if i told you that no one cares about your political beliefs
what if i told you.. the matrix was inside another matrix
what if i told you trundle isn't good anymore
IIFYM eVERYONE DoES IT
What if i told you that geico can save you 15% or more on car insurance
what if i told you acceleration isn't always constant?
what if i told you when you hug me and push your boobs onto me. i get a boner.
What IF I TOLD YOU 'LATTE' MEANS 'MILK' IN ITALIAN
what if i told you  fateh passed
What if i told you amanda todd isn't the only person to commit suicide
WHAT IF i TOLD YOU fUTURAMA WAS BETTER THAN THE SIMPSONS
what if i told you to stop hearing my voice
What if I told you I'm not a god
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... THAT'S JUST AN IPHONE 4 IN A DIFFERENT CASE.
what if I told you they're both lying
what if I told you if these two got married 
What if i told you you can be STRAIGHT without being a homophobe
What if i told you that i've never seen the matrix
What if i told you that voting only matters in a swing state
what if i told you i'm blind
what if i told you presidents were puppets who made decisions based on special interests
what if i told you  biden was wrong
TORQUE construction noise lewith
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU that this is getting old
What if i told you You read the top line right?
What if i told you helena bonham carter was a bad actor
what if i told you that there are memes internet
what if i told you julia gillard ordered peter (poofter) slipper to resign or face the axe?
but what if i told you there is no w
what if i told you lelouch is alive
What if I told you there  is no such thing as introvert or extrovert
What if i told you that the answer is no?
What if i told you you can scroll down your fb feed and not annoy someone
What if i told you ending  all your sentences with '~' doesn't make you cute
What If I told You  Spidey Won.
What if i told you serifs were the tails on the end of letters
what if i told you that no one gives a shit about your post on facebook
what if i told you i took the IB
What if i told you le chef is not a real chef
What if I told you When games all have one button
What if I told YOU KFC uses rat meat
what if i told you i was getting 2 sugar gliders
Did you eat the M&M? was it red or blue?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU the world will end in 2012
What if i told you people make posts with small font so everyone can make a comment on how small the font is
what if i told you slender man just wants a hug
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU steve jobs himself smoke-a-da-ganja?!?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ALICE DIDN'T COMMIT PROCRASTINATION
What if i told you you can't see a shit
what if you told you you can caption pictures without using smiley faces or less than threes
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THE RED PILL WAS ACID
what if i told you THAT LSRP'S POPULATION IS WAY LOWER THAN COMPTON'S
OLIVIER HEEFT TIETEN
what if i  told you  iphone 5 is not the fifth iphone
what if i told you i've already won the argument
what if i told you shabbirv will never stop
What if I told you I didn't wish you happy birthday on facebook because I didn't give a shit
what if i told you that you need to log a call first
E se eu te disser que eu n&#227;o tenho s&#243; a sua matria
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT I MACro'ed my password so i didn't have to type it in
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU JOSH HAMILTON WAS SUPPOSED TO GET THE TRIPLE CROWN
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NVIDIA FANBOYS ARE IN TO KILL GAMING
what if i told you that santa is not real
what if i told you nobody cares about your sick desires?
what if i told you that nikalge  is also coming with us on a trip!
what if i told you You just wasted 5 seconds of your life
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THEY CHANGED THE CONNECT PORT ON THE IPHONE 5?
What if i told you you do need smite for jungling
What if i told you the packers will be 1-15 this season
What if I told you that if you didn't buy an iphone these factories would still exist
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE ARE BETTER VIDEO SITES THAN YOUTUBE
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT MEMES WON'T GET DELETED HERE
what if i told you i am white
What if i told you It's 'How i look' not 'how I look like'
what if I told you that your k/d means jack shit
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT BLACK PEOPLE HAVE RIGHTS
What if i told you I am a grill
what if i told you mid semester break is over
What if i told you There are no goverNment conspiracies
What if i told you something in ｗｉｄｅ ｌｅｔｔｅｒｓ？
ＷＨＡＴ ＩＦ Ｉ  ＴＯＬＤ  ＹＯＵ flniuydl is a stolen meme
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT DAVID GILL SUPPORTED THE FAILED STIMULUS
what if i told you  the other tab you opened is either facebook or twitter
What if i told you He actually sings Oppan gang-namseutayil
What if i told you that mac os has more bugs than windows
what if i told you you become an oldfag when /b/ bores you
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SKYDIVING CAN HARM YOUR BODY
What if I told you That I was in nightmare on elmstreet 3?
What if i told you that you filming yourself and your significant other acting cute really makes you look pretentious
What if I told you that you took the wrong pill
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU EMINEM WAS NOT THE FIRST WHITE RAPPER IN THE WORLD
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU VELVET ROOMS SLIGO WERE FREE IN AND CHEAP DRINKS FOR STUDENTS MID WEEK BUT CHARGE LOCALS €12 IN AND FULL PRICE FOR DRINKS ON SATURDAYS...
What if I told you That's not icing on your toaster strudel
what if i told you i liked droid better
what if i told you red or blue pill
What if i told you that android is more popular than iphone?
What if I told you that there is only one truth?
What If I Told You told you what ?
what if i told you st francis's oval was not an oval
what if i told you lmfao does'nt shuffle every day
What if I told you I burned that Letter Master Wayne
hoppan  gangnam style
WHAT IF TOLD YOU THAT YOU CAN GO ONE DAY WITHOUT FACEBOOK
What if I told you There are people who have it worse than you
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT NOT KNOWING WHO TOM BAKER IS DOES NOT MAKE YOU A DOCTOR WHO FAN
yo dawg i herd u like computer programs
WHAT IF TOLD YOU SHABBIRV WAS JUST A MEME SPAMMING BOT
what if i told you sir got SOMETHING wrong in maths
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU WORK
What if i told you  you can root him without posting it on facebook
What if I told you Ubuntu is Free
What If i told you Good applicants are more likely to use mdApps
What if i told you the product on the top is the same as the product on the bottom
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU JUST BECAUSE I'M GERMAN
What if i told you florida is going to lose saturday?
What if i told you
what if i told you i forgot what i was going to tell you
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU my glasses don't hook onto my ears
what if i told you you could consume alcohol without posting on fb about it
What if TOld You that Kuroyukihime's Parents Were Kirito & Asuna
What if I told you that you can get a job without a good C.V.
WHat if I told you You double checked the top line to see if I and if were sWitched
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU GEICO COULD SAVE YOU 15% OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE
What if i told you that your life would be fantastic if jenn and tyler were homecoming royalty?
what if i told you that engineering is not the only thing you can study at university
What if i told you The chicken is burning
What if i told you The real wendy looks nothing like the picture
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU LEAGUE OF LEGENDS IS A TEAM GAME
what if i told you  that the U.s. Election will not decide fate of mankind
What if i told you Nobody cares
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I AM JAMES HOLMES
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT'S NOT FRIDAY?
what if i told you the sky is made of blueberry fruit roll ups
what if i told you Misunderstood Girlfriend and overly attached girlfriend are the same person
What if i told you this is not tichka
What if i told you your name was berry
what if i told you that hogwarts isn't real
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I DON'T THINK IT'S TOO EARLY TO TALK ABOUT ABSORBING SOME OF MICHAEL'S PENDING ROLES
What if I told you Rosie actually gave a shit about something
what if i told you the samsung galaxy Sii is only an plastic iphone without an apple logo
what if i told you i downvote every meme you make just because
what if i told you your cousin's cousin isn't your cousin
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE ARE BAD DRIVERS IN EVERY STATE?
What if i told you that the friendzone doesn't exist
What if I told you That no on cares about your stupid little blog
what if i told you the last game i played was pokemon emerald
what if i told you a lot of the content you enjoy is from 9gag with the logo cropped out
what if I told you  nobody cares if your kid cried or not on their first day of school
what if i told you you could do something to solve your problem without posting it
what if i told you filesharing was legal everywhere when i was 11 years old
what if i told YOU that when You like a status for a rate
What if I told you 'Neil Armstrong' is ''Gnorts
what if i told you prostitution is cool?
WHat if i told you Football in the philippines is oVerrated
What if i told you
I'M YOUR FATHER
what if i told you this is a dream?
What if I told you to keep it local?
What if i told you getting a c in english is possibly the biggest achievement that will happen in your life
What if i told you there are also normal servers not owned by dice
What if i told you guild wars 2 was just a dream
what if i told you we all know that you only live once
What if i told you you're my hero. you're everything i wish i could be.
What if i told you you're socially awkward
What if i told you The new GW2 pvp map is underwater
what if i told you this isn't my natural hair color
What if I told you That what I told you was true?
what if i told you that rihanna had it coming to her
what if i told you christianmingle.com was filled with non-christians
What if I told you You could go to work without finding womens shoes in your bag
What if i told you that you can do your things without posting it on instagram
what if I told you I have aids
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU... DOBBY IS NOT DEAD?
What if i told you gayle doesn't exist
What if i told you the kitchen jokes aren't funny
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU crocs are the most comfortable footwear ever?
What if I told you that every game of SOLITAIRE is winnable?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU MUMS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE SMART
What if I told you nothing
What if i told you you don't have to constantly use pictures.
what if i told you leafs made the playoffs?
What if i told you camping is shit in the rain
what if i told you the red pill was a placebo?
what If i told you Ask.fm is just formspring
what if i told you that real football is soccer which is called football
what if i told you that real football is soccer which is called football
what if i told you one direction is shit.
what if i told you beatboxing was never cool
What if i told you Shut up about SWAG
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU COULD MASTURBATE IN FRONT OF ME
What if i told you That chili's isn't the only place to eat after the convention?
what if i told you just beacause you take a picture doesn't mean you have to upload it
What if i told you i'm actually looking at someone with a gun at their head
People say what if i told you
What if mannerheim tolD you You are a racisT piece of shiT
WHat if i told you you don't have to pretend to like every song icp has ever put out
wHAT IF I TOLD YOU 9GAG USED TO BE FUNNY
what if i told you  that mCkayla did the 'don't care' face only for a second
What if i told you
What if i told you it isn't necessary to buy things to be happy
What if i told you dean rorris is an agnostic
What if I told you Your hibs fees go straight to the duffys Bank account
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU PSY GRADUATED FROM BERKLEE?
What If I told you Everyone is a faggot
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN PLAY VIDEOGAMES AND HAVE A LIFE
what if i told you that not only moroccan girls are ugly ; but boys are too
you could get 2 for the price of 1
What if I told you You could be dating a douchebag
What if your generation grew up with smartphones and Internets? You would have been just like us
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU VALVE CAN COUNT TO THREE?
what if i told you
What IF I TOLD YOU Dragon balls don't exist?
what if i told you that '# ' only belongs on twitter?
What if i told you that no one cares if you liked it before it was cool
What if i told you that zombies can walk through barricades but you can't
What if i told you that zombies can walk through barricades but you can't
what if I told you  not everything I say is meant to be funny
WHat if i told you that you have no one to thank it's friday because you're an atheist
What if I told you I've collected all the pokemon
What if i told you bruce wayne and batman were different actors
What if i told you i am really a white man
What if i told you That the bird  is not the word?
What if i told you saying 'spoiler alert' only makes me more curious
What if i told you you don't have to facebook everything on 9gag?
Waht if I tlod you Taht you culod siltl raed tihs?
What if i told you there is something else in life than fapping on 9gag posts
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO POST ALL YOUR FACEBOOK PHOTOS USING INSTAGRAM?
What If I Told you mckayla maroney is only 16
What if i told you haters gonna hate
Waht if I tlod you taht I hvae dsyelixa?
what if i told you you didn't have to scream on the pit radio every time you talked
what if i told you that i already won
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU KEANU REEVES IS GAY?
what if i told you I'm not bald
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU TO GET STUFFED
what if i told you swag was invented by gay men
what if I told you I asked a colorblind person to choose a pill
What if i told you the bed is for sleeping
what if i told you there are white people in my sunglasses reflection
What If i told you the red dot on the lock means that the door is closed
Gabe
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU ERIDAN NEVER ACTUALLY SAID 'NYEH'
what if i told you you can go to the gym without posting it on fb
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU IT WAS ERIC'S FAULT
What if i told you there  was a world without ads
What if i told you I didn't make this status?
what if i told you you would shit bricks after knowing my cheap smartphone can outdo your  ishitphone
What if I Told you Hashtags don't work on facebook?
what if i told you that ice cream truck you keep hearing... is real
What if i told you hammering the elevator buttons won't make it go any faster
What if i told you Not all boys are from england
What if i told you james holmes really didn't shoot all those people and it was all your imagination
מה ?? הייתי ?ומר לך  שמדברי? עליך בהסעות
USAIN Bolt is the one
what if i told you almost all your cholesterol is created by your body
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU DONT NEED TO BE ASIAN TO BE GOOD IN MATHS
What if i told you i am the silver surfer
what if i told you i read 50 shades
what if i told you i see a gun pointed at your face
What if i told you printer ink is not too expensive
What if I told you You can be hungover without telling Facebook
What if i told you  those were the droids you were looking for
what if i told you there is a life away from xbox.
What if i told you google plus still exists
What if I told you tomatoes were a fruit?
what if i told you reginald has eyebrows
what if i high five your face?
what if i told you chick-fil-a uses gay chickens
what if i told you people who eat at chick-fil-a just like their food
What if i told you zayn malik was gay?
what if i told you the blue pill was roofies
What if I told you I just sharted
What if I told you Organo gold is the coffee that pays
What if i told you there was once a time when facebook didn't have comment or like features
What if i told you chick-fil-a is delicious
What if i told you  i don't message you because you don't message me
what if i t0ld you the o in told is really a zero
what if i told you if you left the shower curtain open
What If i told you You read that line now
what if i told you skrillex isn't the only dubstep producer
what if i told you the chick-fil-a sandwich secret ingredient is gay chicken
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU You're not
What if I told you I'm here just because I'm hungRy
what if i told you that jack goes in the shower
what if I Told you we are not fruits?
What if I told you I really have a heavy brooklyn accent?
What if I told you they're coming out with a Malt flavored Dew?
What if i told you I am your father
What if i told you kevin rudd didn't know wtf he was doing?
What if i tell you I AM PREGNANT
What if i told you... your horse looks like a cow...
what if i told you snoop dog is a lion
What if I told you You're about to yawn
what if i told you talking shit about other clans is not the only way to be a clan leader
What if I told you You were already awake
what if i told you that the friend zone only exists as much as you allow yourself to exist there?  the friend zone is not a place.  It is a state of mind.  She didn't place you there
what if i told you that the aww groupies are a radical
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU YOU CAN LOVE PEOPLE WITHOUT PUTTING THEIR NAME'S FIRST LETTER AND A HEART TO YOUR MSN TITLE
What if i told you I belt rat in carriers
what if i told you EZ pass is accepted in all lanes?
what if I told you in the future everyone will have their picture taken in a bathroom
What if i told you If you say yolo one more time I will snap your neck so hard...
What if i told you some dude is pointing a gun at your head
What if I told you I'm not wearing pants
What if I told you  I raped you when you were sleeping...
What if i told you the up arrow didn't work
what if i told you you can barf making less noise?
What if I told you Reddit as a whole is obnoxious and hypocritical
What if I told you That everything is the cat's fault?
What if i told you you're not popular
what if i told you that you couldn't lick your elbow
what if i told you k main yahan admin hun
what if i told you you can still look on your pictures without using instagram?
what if I told you USPS is screwing with you again
What if i told you you can play farmville
What if i told you
what if i told you that this sentence needs a question mark at the end of it
what if i told you that this sentence needs a question mark at the end of it
What if I told you Apc is more interesting with underboob
What if i told you that you can make installer without toolbars a
What if i told you that you can live without facebook
wHAT IF I TOLD YOU  إن حجز وجيه ق?ل
what if i told you i have a big ass bag of weed and i need a friend to smoke it with
what if i told you that smitty werbenjagermanjensen wasn't number 1?
what if i told u i just used u instead of you
what if i told you you can't pay doctor bills with shares and likes
What if i told you I got an 'A' in internal med and a 'c' in lower anatomy
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU the mac sucks
what if i told you that you'll spend whole your life in front of your computer
what if i told you that you'll spend your whole life in front of your computer
What if i told you that anti-tangle headphones still tangle
what if i told you 'lights' by ellie goulding was written about a deer getting hit by a bus
that last 'like' is not what you think i just want you to stfu
what if i told you it takes more than 3 licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop
What if I told you /b/ died in 2007
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU Posting trolololo doesn't make you a troll
What if I told you The show is free?
what if i told you i hate pepsi
what if i told you i have an erection
what if i told you you will fail tomorrow's exam
What if i told you you're a wanker.
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I ATE ALL OF THE RAISINS
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SULLIVAN & SON WAS GETTING A 2ND SEASON
What if i told you that you can use your real name on facebook
what if i told you you could wake up before 11 am
what if i told you you don't have to post a rebecca black photo every friday
whaT IF I TOLD YOU THAT NOBODY ON facebook cares about what you're doing later
what if i told you that you can workout without posting it on facebook
What if I told you I know the Way to san jose
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU THERE IS A CAMERA IN FRONT OF ME RIGHT NOW
what if i told you you can choose your douchey friends on facebook
What If I told you That what I say Will turn you into conspiracy keanu?
what if i told you kushandlyrikz was a parody blog
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU  tHIS IS NOT DUBSTEP ?
what if i told you Airsoft is larping with bb guns?
what ıf ı told you you can rotate facebook pıcs
What If I told you I was only 15 when I was filming Apocalyps now?
what if i told you that you can receive flowers in your office
What if I told you Her Cats Like YOu?
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU SCARLET BEGONIAS WAS NOT A SUBLIME SONG
What if i told you meek mill wrote Adele's 'Rolling in the deep'
what if i told you these 3 things are in any bmw car
What if I told you what a cubicle was?
what if i told you it&#180;s nothing special to get 1st place at deathmatch
On A scale of 1 to 10 how old are you
What's so good about twenty three year olds? There are twenty of them.
What's the hardest part of being a pedophile? fitting in
My girlfriend is like windows she's 7
woman at playground: 'Which kid is yours?' 'Haven't decided yet'
my girlfriend calls me a pedophile that's a big word for a 6 year old
In china too young is just a name
I like my girls like my whiskey twelve years old and mixed up with coke
OLD ENOUGH TO COUNT? OLD ENOUGH TO mOUNT
What's the leading cause of child molestation? Sexy children
Explored Dora
I Drive slow in school zones not because its the law
I'm like the tortoise i like to get there before the hair
They call it nap time i call it fap time
Kidnapping? I prefer the term 'SURPRISE Adoption'
Go to Harry potter theme park Show All the kids my wand
I swear she looked about 22 Inches tall
Roses aRE RED
my girlfriend called me a pedophile that's a big word for a 8 year old
old enough to chew old enough to screw
what do chile and my house have in common? they both have miners trapped underground
hey i just met you
Kony a.k.a competition
i wil babysit your kids for free
i shop in the children's section but not for clothes
I like my women like my discount auto insurance barely legal
time to pick up chicks at the club the mickey mouse club
I rushed to Walmart  when I heard boy's pants were 1/2 off
what's so good about twenty four year olds? there are twenty of them.
WE ARE PENN STATE
Niece asked where do babies come from so I filled her in
explored  dora
On a scale of 1 to 10 how old is your girlfriend
what's the difference between a lamborghini and a 7 year old? i don't have a lamborghini in my garage.
People who are afraid of pedophiles really need to grow up
we should get together sometime i was talking to your son
So I Was chatting online with this sexy
my girlfriend is like my iphone she's 5
i like my girls like my olive oil extra virgin
That's what I like about these pre-school girls
DOra  I've Explored her
old enough to pee? old enough for me
impregnate woman wait 9 months for the real prize
My Girlfriend says im a pedophile what does she know; shes only seven
reddit turned 6 years old? where does this reddit go to school?
not old enough to testify? good for me to molestify
I like my girls like i like my camera film undeveloped and in a dark room.
on a scale of 1 to 10 how old are you
I get there Before the hair does
DAYLIGHT SAVINGS EFFECTIVE THEY ARE NOW ONE HOUR YOUNGER
KINDERGARTEN Y U NO ACCEPT MY JOB APPLICATION?
Emma Watson is now legal... ...Damn.
I don't bite. unless you scream.
Whats better than a 29 year old Twenty nine year olds
does your orphanage do rentals?
February 29th is my favorite birthday. They stay young forever
The FIFA 12 demo is just how I like my girls. Not fully developed.
old enough to bleed old enough to breed
If it's free It's not prostitution
oh she was 15? she told me she was 12!
I'm like the tortoise I like to get there before the hair
i gotta new playstation its 3
to young to talk to young to tell
i dont always use the wrong meme but when i do
On a scale of one to ten... how old are you?
Baby your all that i want.... when your lyin here in my arms........ IM finding it hard to believe.... . your eleven....
Best part of babies learning to crawl? They're already in the right position.
They're called summer girls summer legal summer not
MAh girl wont shutup so i put HER pacifier back in
IN CHINA TOO YOUNG IS JUST A NAME
what's the difference between a lava lamp and a 7 year old i don't have a lava lamp in my basement
Old enough to pull them up old enough to pull them down
neighbor's pregnant only have 9 month to wait
I have the coolest van... ...and the best candy
occupy elementary school
old enough to count? old enough to mount
Playground?? Sorry
v-v-v-v virgin breaker
old enough to jump old enough to hump
Damn  THEY RUN FAST
12 is legal in spain
Roses are red
Penn state HEre i come
i liked adults  before thay were adults
best part about sex with a seven-year-old girl? turn her around and pretend she's a seven-year-old boy
i should be a musician i'm great at fingering minors
old enough to pee? OLD ENOUGH FOR ME
old enough to walk old enough to stalk
if loving you is wrong i must be doing it right
I like them like my Windows No XP
PEOPLE CALL ME THE RAPIST  BUT IM THERAPIST
Was Just In Bieber
it's okay
Hello children! I hide under your bed to protect you!
the difference between               me and acne is acne waits till your 13     to come on your face
i thought she was hot when she was 9
Hi I'm Joseph kony
'trick or treat!' 'oh
13? Its ok I'm 47.
don't talk to strangers i'm the exception
Can't wait until  annie hits 6
i do all my dating online through club penguin
taking baby from a candy
PENN STATE need a new mascot?
too young is only a name in china
london riots? let me save the children!
I don't always hang Around college Showers But when I do
If she is old enough to count she is old enough to mount
i like my kids like my oil extra virgin
I pick up girls at bars the monkey bars
bearly legal
Good ideas are like 12 year old boys they just come to me
Job  opening at penn. State?  Sign me up!
i take the 'the' out of physcotherapist
REBECCA BLACK LET ME SHOW YOU WHICH SEAT YOU CAN TAKE
18?  drop the 1 and we will talk
Not old enough to testify old enough to molestify
looking for colleges penn state looks nice.
if you can read this you are too old
i like my women how i like my whiskey 12 years old and mixed up with coke
It all started one day when this girl ate my porridge and went to sleep in my bed
i drive slowly by elementary schools. Just to choose wisely..
training bra? more like final exam
i like my girls how i like olive oil extra virgin
my Greatest enemy puberty
if she knows her abc's she's too old for you bro
PEDOBEAR JOKES ARE GETTING OLD WAIT... DOES THIS MEAN THEY GROW UP?
SEX WITH CHILDREN IS LIKE SPREADING BUTTER IT'S EASIER WITH A KNIFE
All aboard the pedotrain... next stop.. Moless station!
HALAA U CANT LIKE THIS WHILE PRESSING ALT
'Slenderman is an entity known for kidnapping young chilren to never be seen again.' sounds like a nice guy
Halloween is my Christmas they come to me!
My Girlfriend reminds me of my dog... 4 years old and in a cage in my garage
She looks about 18 years in prison
one eighteen year old or three 6 year olds same thing
yOU HAD YOUR FIRST PERIOD? TOO OLD.
This Bear  Doesn't wait for hair
started with a minor violation... now doing 14 years in the hole and they still haven't caught me
'my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard' can i have the recipe?
miley cirus what? shes already 18? nooooooo!
New  is always better
old enough to sneeze old enough to please
when do i get off? between 7 and 10
I'm like the tortoise I like to get there before the hair does
She Cant Talk? THan she cant tell.
Age Is just a digit
they grow up so fast if only they wouldn't
I like my girl just like I like my wine. 9-12 years old and locked in a basement.
What's my favorite part of a HOCKEY game? Right Before the first period.
my favorite rod stewart song? forever young
you have a nice toy  lemME SHOW you a real one
go to medical school become pediatric gynocologist
Oh shit. She was three?
Pedobear approves
OF COURSE I BABYSIT ALL TIMES OF THE WEEK
you might be 14 but I like that ass
WHAT'S BETTER THAN ABUSING CHILDREN? NOTHING
My GirlFriend is like windows SHE's nearly 8
kids are like cinemas enter into them and exit 2 hours later completely satisfacted
old enough to scream old enough to cream
bought extra freezerS for his ice cream truck still never has ice cream
why do people call halloween the devil's holiday? seems like heaven to me
i LIKE my women like i like my wine 9 years old and locked in the cellar
i give out badges to my boyscouts for special reasons.
If u can read this ur too old
dad
I agree with the statement 'The more the merrier' unless you're talking about years
i'm starting a school for disadvantaged children michael jackson elementary school
DIDN'T LEARN ANYTHING IN COLLEGE went back to kindergarten
She's underage? Not in mexico
IS that pedo bear? nope. just chuck testa
i like my women the way i like my bike 6 years old and chained up in the basement
happy 18th birthday here's a time machine
If i had a nickel For every time my girlfriend missed her mommy . . .
Old Enough To Pee OLD ENOUGH FOR ME
Favorite Song Of All Time? 'Little Girls' By Oingo Boingo
I'm your Father
Old enough to bleed old enough to breed
seen some sexy girls at the strip club and by strip club i mean the maternity ward
how old is my Gf?  HOW MANY ORIGINAL CD'S YOU GOT IN YOUR CAR?
shall we go to my crib or yours?
hey kids
baby yOu're all That i want When you're lyIng here in my arms i'm finding it hard to belIeve yOu're eleven
screw teens  grab a single digit
it takes two years to be old enough
My diet is very healthy i eat plenty of pro teens
My girlfriend is like windows she's 7
just learned to crawl just learned my favorite position
You cant count your age on your fingers too old
My lover says that i am a pedophile what do they know? they're only 6
pedophiles are homosexuals too
I like my girls like my whiskey 7 years old and in a dusty basement
they call it nap time i call it fap time
OLD ENOUGH TO CRAWL IN THE RIGHT POSITION
Invisible Children? i love a challenge
18 Yet? No..Thats Perfect..
Kids are like buying bananas You need to get them while they're in the process of ripening
HEY LITTLE GIRL WANT TO MEET JUSTIN BIEBER? HES JUST OVER HERE IN THE BACK OF MY VAN
The second hardest thing in the morning is getting up
biggest wish? being santa's lap
mary had a little lamb... best threesome ever!
Skipped breakfast Grabbing a little something on the way to work
In CHINA
I think about children all the time
LITTLE BOYS ARE GOOD BABIES ARE BETTER
she's had her first period? Too old
what kind of alcohol can  childrens' stomachs tolerate?
The night is still young
Home alone? see ya
on a scale of 1 to 10... how old r u?
SHE WAS 16 TELL PRESS YOU LOVE HER
I like my young church boys in the missionary position
DORA EXPLORED?  EXPLORED DORA !
you say that i'm messing with your head kid
need a babysitter? why not pedobear?
I watch Disney Channel for the... *cough* *cough* plot....
only 18 years in prison
You call them pigtails i call them handlebars
if you can read this
if your age is on the clock get ready for my cock!!
I'm not molesting children I'm creating future strippers
liked adults before they were adults
WHAT'S the difference between a car and 3 year olds? i dont have a car in my garage.
If someone offers you a ride in their car and make promises like: go to disney world
Bus driver asked where i got off inside children
Yes of course I can babysit your kids Now how old did you say they are
Japan has no law against cP! Pedobear approves!
Available for kids parties
'Dude
OPEN A DAY-CARE CENTER HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
KOny has 30
My candy brings all the kids to me
i like my women like i like my dinner around 6
Old enough for solid foods Old enough for college dudes
Hey
toddler's drool the nectar of gods
whats the best thing about twenty three year olds? theres 20 of them
the best part about checkers is jumping lil kids and getting away with it
WHY DO PEDOPHILES LOVE HALLOWEEN? FREE DELIVERY!
Hey tibbers. where's annie?
If there's grass of the field
You're the Patient im THe Gynocologist
You need to go to the potty? Let me hold your milk first...
They IGNORE MY INVITATIONS i IGNOREd THEIR CRIES
I wanted to work in daycare it didn't work out
on a scale from 1-10 how old are you?
get out of this school now! sorry i was just looking.
Why do i have a costco membership? i go through alot of bags of candy.
go to car dealer ask for ice cream truck
I like pokemon because a 10 year old is grabbing balls
I love to date women at my age... they always have children
young enough to ground old enough to pound
old enough to poo old enough to screw
applied for position of gym teacher denied?!
cinnamon and spice let me check u for pubic lice
You collect beanie babies? I love collecting babies myself!
i rushed to walmart when i found out boys underwear 1/2 off
1
neighbors tell me      they're having a baby They can't believe how    excited I am
I love vegetables especially baby carrots
I was only bringing her cookies. 'Have a seat right over there.'
makes glory hole in daycare bathrooms
Cool story.. bear
kids
What's the difference between lil boy and lil girl Nothing just turn em around
my candy brings all the kids to my van
o hai <3
Dont worry babe
you're scared??? i'm the one who's gotta walk out of these woods alone
11 year old Rapefruit Juice
I want your children inside me
i love halloween!  many childrens to my house!
Whats the best thing about twenty three years old? their are twenty of them!
if you can read this i'm not interested
the snack that smiles back children
Children should be seen never heard
Save all the children in africa for pedobear's sake
I liked emma watson before puberty
little league world series awwwwhhh yeah
old enough to count old enough to mount
Worst thing about Freshman? NExt year they're sophmores
You can always trust A bear
SO I HERD YOU WERE TURNING 8
i perfer to call it.. surprise adoption.
i like my girls like i like my eggs white
hear children screaming outside fap to it
Stalking the aisles at sears Because boys' pants are half off
musically oblivious 8th grader? too old
My girlfriend's lIkE my iPhone She's Five
You are 10? get in the van!
I have a penis and a knife One of them is going in you
hey kids wanna see my diglett?
yes..thats it follow the candy
Children's hospital Easy Pickens
you kiss your children on the lips? you have my blessing!
this bear loves honey ...honey boo boo
say what you want at least I don't speed in a school zone
This page is kid friendly
Hi lara welcome to the internet!
HI KODY MAXSON SEE YOU IN JAIL BABY
Women are like wine they are best when they're 11 and hidden in the basement
i might need a dating site www.clubpenguin.com
MY Idols? Michael Jackson & Jerry Sandusky
kony 2012? I'd vote for him!
my name is snuggles And I'm here to inspect how soft your clothes are
oingo boingo - little girls my cellphone theme
four and older bend it over
turning 9 this year? that turns me on
Girls are like hockey i leave after the first period
First day of school hello there seventh graders
coloring books get me laid
kony? challenge accepted
KonY !!! leave those kids Alone!
taught Musically Oblivious 8th Grader who the buzzcocks were
Babysat for octomom wish I was an octopus
old enough to clap old enough to fap
'invisible' children?! ...damn
Duck...Duck... Goosed!
nope chuck testa
im 12 and what is this?
Baby needs diaper Change mam? ...let me handle him
first ever 'kid's festival' at sea world weird
there is no 'too young'  there is only 'too tight' But tight is an elastic term...
Smarter? you mean 'are you tighter than a fifth grader?'
old enOUGH TO MOAN OLD ENOUGH TO BONE
My favorite college? Brigham Young
Old enough to pee old enough for me
the necessities... the bare necessities
Hey monsters! U better find ur own lil kid. This one's mine!
YOU WERE JUST SANDUSKIED!
four 4yr olds  now thats my idea of 4loko
DO NOT PROVOKE THE BEARS WITH YOUR SHIRTLESS BODIES
YOUR 7 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER NEEDS A COSTUME? SLUTTY NURSE
story about a missing 11yr old girl open closet door and tell her she's famous
7 Likes? Two more and it'll match my girlfriend's age.
A common point between clubs and children ? Tough to get inside but once you're in
first perk in fallout 3 child at heart
Lets go out later Say hi to your little sister for me
DAY CARE PEOPLE how come i can't pick up my daughter??
I think that redhead chick from shake it up on disney channel is prety hot...
Halloween? my favourite day
Get in the back of the van I have a lollipop for you to lick
my girlfriend called me a pedophile today but what does she know
if there's grass on the field play ball
down at the youth club they call me uncle badtouch
work at kindergarden perfect.
OLD ENOUGH TO SEE OLD ENOUGH FOR ME
no pedo only slutty kids
Justin Bieber Y U NO LEGAL?
LIKE THE TORTOISE I LIKE TO GET THERE BEFORE THE HAIR
free entry to dance recital? does it include a backstage pass?
Elementary my dear.. ...too old
Scared of the dark? Go ahead and grab my flashlight
sinning? more like winning
Young handicapped organization *pinch myself*
I like my girls just like my rhum 12 YEARS OLD WITH COKE
Disregard parents Acquire Children
Necrobear no law against dead babies
Old enough to pee? Young enough for me
Go to Harry potter theme park Show all the kids my wand
i like my girls like gran turismo 5 undeveloped
they grow up so fast that's why
Stop Getting  Older Please
sav a tree hug a bear
hey guys we got bikes!
go to the park so you can play with kids
If it knocks at the door don't panic It's not necessarily the FBI
Kids don't belong in talent shows take them to my bedroom
introducing a new STD. Genital rabies.
it's only illegal if... you do it
How Old is 13? Old enough
Hey kids you want free candy?
i got candy... in my trunk.
12 years old you say? too old...
Hermoine is hot but hotter 10 years ago
I'm a songwriter prefer minors to majors
Playground? sorry
I'm 18 going on 69
a dwarf?! damnit
on a scale of   1 -10 how old are you
On a scale of 1-5  What grade are you in?
I went to pre-schOol When I was 20
windows 8 cp? *installs*
Amber Alert
it's not adultery if it's not with an adult
I like long walks on the beach Or romps in the ball pit
I smell sex and candy
IT'S YOUR SIXth birthday? YOU SHOULD WEAR YOUR 'birthday suit'
i love babysitting on my face
THIS IS NOT PEDOBEAR APPROVED
im not a racist! i love minor-ities!
Come closer to my ice cream truck and tell me what you'd do for a klondike bar
close to climax during sex? think of lil league stats
i'm coming for you LINA
This is the titanic crew children only in boats!!
i get there before the hair
In china too young is just a name
I've been touching kids in their happy valley b4 it was popular Does that make me a hipster?
Larry just another Pedo name?
MY CANDY BRINGS ALL THE KIDS TO THE YARD  AND IM LIKE JUST GET IN THE CAR
stop touching me inappropriately unless i ask you to
dakota fanning... it's a real shame you're too old now.
Old enough to crawl She's in the right position
technically
need me to babysit? no problem NO problem at all
FREE CANDY? FREE BEER!
I love fondling with 3 year old little girls their tongues taste really nice!
i just met you
need a babysitter call 1-pedobear
my girlfriends like my car she was built in 2008
age is nothing but a number... that she can't count to.
pedobear killed michael jackson and took first place
I broke my G-String while fingering a minor. What? I was playing 'Knocking on Heaven's Door'
Hi My name is Santa Claus
yes
online dating is not allowed on roblox? i'll fix that!
Couple post picture with newborn baby time to fap
my girlfriend says i'm a pedophile what does she know? she's only 7
My wife say I'm pedophile. That's a really big word for a 6 year old girl!
Judge I swear... that 5 year old told me she was 18.
I DON'T NEED TWITTER I'M ALREADY FOLLOWING YOU
ITS OKAY SHE GOES TO MY CHURCH
So I Heard Your only 9
I have a double major with a minor
hi yes...yes...yes
I hear kony has an army of children That was my idea
Hit it before puberty does
Tell me How does one attract a swarm of children
i'm the reason justin bieber sings like a girl
to old she said to bold i said
lmfao is on? jackpot
taking my gf's virginity was like taking candy from a baby LITERALLY
MY VAN'S THE COOLEST ON THE BLOCK IT GETS 100 SATISFIED CUSTOMERS DAILY
ive met chris hanson... 5 times
INVISIBLE children? time for infared
BOUNCYHOUSE? MORE LIKE LOVE SHACK
He sees you when you're sleeping
Free Candy Inside Van
old enough to bleed too old for me
screw white vans i use a ute with a ball pit in the back
OLD ENOUGH TO SAY NO IS OLD ENOUGH TO MEAN YES
i play minecraft all the time i love minors
neighbors tell me      they're having a baby They can't believe how    excited I am
little boy blew he needed the money
Ask for braces receive jailbait
If the lil kids struggle petrificus totalus
I'm the orgin of the phrase bear minimal
ymca byob
Don't worry
Old enough to pee.. old enough for me
remember one important thing DON'T mistake midget as CHILD
First period last exclamation
my Greatest enemy puberty
I swear! I didn't know she was three!
my girlfriend isn't 8 officer shes 7
KIDS? DIBS!
Girls are old enough for sex as soon as they leave school They leave school at 3:30
Anything for  the Children
i think somebody has a dirty diaper i'll change it
you know why i love twenty five year olds? there's 20 of them
Come here I have candies
A common point between clubs and children ? Tough to get inside but once you're in
hALF MY AGE MINUS SEVEN? 5 YEAR OLDS
Want to download from Oracle? First
Love sneaks up on you like pedobear!
Double Didgits? No longer interested
Halloween? I call it christmas
FACEBOOK I'M NOT COMPLAINING
Don't knock it  till you tried it
pedobear is real and he is coming for you
raping kids seems bad but it hurts so good
MY GIRLFRIEND TURNED 13 IT'S ABOUT TIME TO BREAK UP
They're called Summer Girls Summer 13 and summer 12
hey antoine I found the kids
crepy pedobear CHasin you round your kitchen
No yogi i have no idea where booboo is
I'VE BEEN DOIN' CHICKS HALF MY AGE SINCE I WAS TEN
cURFEW AT 9... tHERE'S nO eSCAPE!
I like my windons the same way i like my girls 7
She has braces too old
Baptism? More like Faptism
My name is pooh kids..... whats that? Oh I dyed my fur color.....(almost got caught there)
Sonny
Marry more than one  Young wife at a time? Mormonism is my kind of religion
i taught mj everything he knows
Never Too young just too tight
i gotz candyz  in my van
14 year old who gets beat up by his best friend HE IS ALL THE GODS.
i've met a celebrity it was chris hansen
Heh heh
my my little boy need some help with that?
at cheer practice  parents ask
Finally work at a place where a ton of girls have crushes on me Daycare
when I die
I can't see yoU
what's the difference between a 6yo girl and a ferrari ? I don't have a ferrari in my basement !
whats better than sex? six
Took my neighbors kids to see wolf of wall street Paid then $20 each not to tell anyone about it
good thing i downloaded elle and kingston before it was removed from youtube
i'm totally made from chocolate so lick me everywhere
I like younger women as long as they're below 12
rescues drowning child. proceeds to artificial breathing... ...with tongue
valentine's coming and i still have no girlfriend better go to the nearest nursery or playground finding one
the latest record for the longest kiss on the lips dates back to 2005
Always trust a man in a big white van
dont tell the police and i wont tell your parents
finds out about school bus time to hijack schoolbus
they're Hungry? Here cums my aeroplane!
Tell me more
I became a meme when I started looking like this
what's the difference between a pacifier and a toddler's tongue? i never sucked a pacifier!
old enough to play old enough to get laid
christina ricci is delicious in the addams family values
christina ricci is delicious in the addams family values
I got laid 6 times in middle school Yesterday was a busy day!
Have you seen my bear Tibbers?
i like girls especially little cute little girls
She's old enough for screamin'? She's old enough to cream in.
hi little girl your zipper's down
Hey there little boy
christina ricci is delicious in the addams family values
christina ricci is delicious in the addams family values
christina ricci is delicious in the addams family values
my favourite number is sexteen
i think im gonna go global  starting with Sasha and Melia
Dr & Mrs Christopher & Katharina Hopwood the church is full of deliberate sinful behaviours or evidence of a seriously disturbed mind.
I Got le Pedoarm
How big is my collection? A few pedobytes
backstage pass to kidz bop you know what happens next
my girlfriend is 12yo but  looks for 9
I'm the same in bed as I Am when driving. I don't slow down for Children
But stalking is so fun
the more closer to zero the more my fireman becomes a hero
in Japan i'm normal
Bad luck brian Brace yourself
Jimmy saville...
tried midgets just not the same
I have to give it to cardinal pell just like all the 8 year olds
girlfriends are like work 9 to 5
What's the #1 Cause of Child Molestation? Sexy children
hey i just met you and this is crazy  get in the van arrest me maybe
i need to go pick the kids up before their parents get there
Pro life the more the merrier
you watch birds? i watch kids
if u can read this ur too old for me
my favorite song? forever young
If she's old enough to pee She's old enough for me
my wife died yesterday but there isnt much you can do about sids
forces handjob while she sleeps best. handjob. ever.
it's only jailbait if you get caught and go to jail
Kony Ain't got nothin' on me
Loves women like his whisky twelve years old
Old enough to count Old enough to mount
Old enough to count? old enough to mount
Girl Scouts selling cookies? target aquired
picking ahri  just to charm annie
If she is old enough to count she is old enough to mount
on a scale of 1 to 10 how old are you?
baby pics on FB Fap!
'we are young'? Sounds 'fun.'
disaster girl you're under 5
she's just 13 doesn't matter had sex
stays at hotels often hangs out by the pool
I like my ladies to stumble right out of the stroller
If she can say the whole alphabet she's too old for you bro
MY Nipples are pointy Want to see?:)
Im ethan berg my girlfriend is like playstation She's three
sonogram on facebook 'moar!!!!'
Kony enslaves children? my kinda' man!
They paid me to be the baby sitter Funny thing is Jake did most of the sitting
the children let  me do it
Consider this a light touch
favorite sport? beauty pageants
your favorite writer is dr. seuss? mine is woody allen
old enough to yap? old enough to tap
Roses are red
easy as 1
Joins kony's army voluntarily
7 you say? me like...
i like my women like my dinner at around 5-8
Nambla I'm Not just thE president. I'm also a member
candy and puppies i don't really have either
Let's Play Draw my thing
science fair judge at gilbert linkous grand prize is hike in the cascades
walks into preschool 'i must be in heaven!'
I doN't always use the wrong meme but when i do
mute kids can't tell
1in 40 people are neighbors with a pedophile but not me
The kids on the bus     called me a pedo so I tossed them    all off
Old enough for solid foods Old enough for college dudes
Hey kid
Free bear hugs! (must be hot and under 12)
i like my children like i like the time before tweleve
Stop getting Older PLEASE
I like my women like i like my soda three months old and flat as hell
When i say that i love kids i really mean it
get in the back
Just call me kitty
If they're old enough to pee they're old enough for me
Fave tv show toddlers in tiaras
I don't eat cherries  i pop them
YES I WOULD PROTECT YOU SO PUT ME BY YOUR SIDE WHILE YOU SLEEP
if only... you were 10 years younger...
PedoBear The original girl scout
I like poking you
DAKOTA FANNING TURNS 18 NEXT MONTH TOO OLD
i like my victims the same as i like my shoes 7 and tied up
now show me where did they touch you?
once a pediatrician now a pedophile
i became a pedophile after my first doctor game
hey little girl you like creampie?
nothing keeps a secret better than a grave
OW wow! Is that a..
What's that? susie's at a sleepover? IM ON MY WAY
hot 18 year old girls y u no 8?
never too young just too tight
She's 12? Thx God i live in germany
never too young just too tight
i put the rapist in therapist
what's the best thing about twenty six year olds? there are 20 of them.
OH GOD WHY NOT?
old enough to chew  old enough to swallow
i like my women like i like my wine white and 12 years old
there is no 'too young'. there is only 'too tight'.  But tight is an elastic term...
I told my family i was a pedophile my son is still having a hard time taking it
data security? ...might be useful
13 is my lucky number
i like my women how i like my whiskey 10 years old and mixed with coke
CAMOUFLAGE? hmmm.
Don't know How to sound out words? Lemme help you make sounds
my van is wheelchair accessable handicapped kids need love too
i LIKE MY boys like i like my wine 6 years old and in the cellar
having fun i just bought a new i-ped
toys 'r' us more like boners for me
just bought first bra just lost my boner
works at duct tape factory it's bring your kid to work day!
old enough to crawl old enough to sprawl
my GF's are like windows last one was 7
I swear I didn't know she was 3
'Kidnapping' is such a strong word I prefer to say 'surprise adoption'
it's my turn to catch you
google lolicon you are one of us now
i don't need facebook.com i already have a book with your face
old enough to pee old enough for me
want some milk?
happy  birth day
innocent and 6 years old ... just how i like them
Always trust a man in a big white van
Wanted girlfriend Went to playground
WHAT AM I GOING TO DO TO YOU? OH BOY
If theirs grass on the field
Old enough to chew? ...Thats Dope!
she's 16 you said? hot like 12
she's 16 you said?? she's hot like 12
If her birthday cake had 16 candles she's too old for you
halloween is the best time of the year because i keep my treats inside
Do you want a bear sweetheart?
yesterday i watched lazytown
Christmas PRESENT FOR NEEDY CHILDREN? sHAKE wEIGHT!
Old enough to bleed old enough to breed
It doesn't matter she's old enough to walk
Hi little girl you like candy?  Its free!
2-4-6-8 That's what i appreciate!
Slutty 11 year  old girl wearing v-neck awww yeah
if it's after 12 its lunch time!
i donated myself to toys for tots so i can use the tots for toys
you get One thing to bring to a deserted island A happy ending
come sit on my lap
so many restraining orders just waiting to happen
whay is the world such a bad place? not enough 4 year old girls
see a little girl put  shades on
...and so the daughter and her father lived happily ever after Happy ending!!!
I pick up girls at bars Monkey bars
kids can't take damage? moving to skyrim
NIKITA IS NOW 16 STILL A MINOR<3
REBECCA BLACK I SAVED YOU A SPECIAL SEAT
Old enough to pee? Old enough for me!
BRINGS over 6-pack of boones just wants to chat
dayum emily nice legs
My girlfriend's so smart
man she's ten years old! yeah but she look like 7
jerry sandusky has nothing on me
Hi Kids I'm the doctor
1 little
sees girl in apple orchard came in cider
on a scale of 'a' to 'a' what size are your oranges
too young to testify in court
I tHOUGHT SHE WAS HOT BEFORE SHE WAS 11
i've never been convicted just accused
i need your blessing to marry your daughter
Put the Little Girl to sleep Not on my watch
go 2 starwars themepark show the kids my brown lightsaber
how can you say something is bad if you haven't tried?
old enough to hide old enough to ride
IF YOU CAN READ THIS YOU ARE TOO OLD
on  scale of 1 to 10 how old are you
if shes in my basement  shes too young for you bro
7 YEAR OLD GIRL? sCREW YOU
What's the best thing about thirty four year olds? There's thirty of them
I Give that child a lollipop child loves lollipop
if she's Old enough to pee she's good enough for me!
If you don't sleep samara. then i can't watch you.
Forever alone? Sign me up!!!
Excuse me
I Will
Condoms? What's that?
i am a musician my favorite is a minor
PEOPLE FROM FACEBOOK   Y U NO USE RIGHT MEMES?
Occupy the playground
hey there come check out my sandcastle
if you go down to the woods today pedobears gonna squirt in your eyes
Don't feel bad Coach Paterno... I wouldn't have called the cops either
i will apply TROLL-FACE'S METHOD of 'forever young' on 10 year olds. Just imagine what i do next...
who wants a sandusky shower?
LyndSy Wesson
just applied at penn state
do u like ben 10? cuz they call me ben 10 inches
old enough to cross the street old enough to get banged
girl dunks in kiddie pool become lifeguard
if this bear wasn't commonly known as pedobear it'd actually be cute
I'll do up to eleven
We are! Penn STATE!
i HEAR THAT YOU ARE  lOOKING FOR A NEW NANNY
Adventuring alone I'll skyrim with you
COLLEGE GIRLS ...NOT FOR ME
Tighter than a ten year old
halloween best holiday ever!
whats better than a thirty one year old woman? thirty
If your age is on a clock your old enough for my C@%K
Halloween
they asked for candy i gave them the lollipop
Lands job as school bus driver drops them off at his house
I don't need twitter to follow you
just had my second kid
just had my second kid  ...
lets go to toys r us i need a new girlfriend
girl scout cookies? yes im interested...
Old enough to bleed old enough to breed
HEY KID This rag smell funny?
can you tell me how to get how to get to sesame street
Old Enough To Pee Old enough for  me
So i hear you're turning 9...
I haven't spent much time with children legally
15 and over bend em over
i'm santa bear sit on my boner i mean knee
15 Years OLD  time to hurry
sooo..... yo dad is a cop ..........................
my exgirlfriends' ages would add up to 20 ive had 20 ex girlfriends
You think I'm op? Wait until I ult annie
Just got out of pull-ups? Lets's do this
i love china i cause child labor
on halloween i give pencils
Don'T know what tampax is? No problem
There are only two kinds of  people The kids and me
What What In DA Butt?
Random friend request????? yea
JAPANESE WOMEN y u no run wen see me?
I like girls before their pubes grow
I went to a party at Michael Jackson's had a blast
i really miss the good ole days when dakota fanning was hot
I went to arts and craft with my friends daughter i didn't like his work
gotta get em before the hair does
MY GIRLFRIEND CALLED ME A PEDO BUT WHT DOES SHE KNOW
U'RE ORPHAN? NO PROBLEM
In china too young is just a name
They told me I could be anything So I became santa claus
Gets magic powers Turns kids into tickle me toys
Go to luna park give boy my rocket
michael jackson? totally innocent
On a scale from 1 to 10 How old are you?
it's a mask. i'm ashamed of my wrinkles.
i volunteer at a daycare.
old enough to stand old enough to lay down
a hymen a day keeps the doctor away
I failed school for a reason
picnic
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!
Hey  derick beiber concert?
Keep calm and flirt with young boys
pretends to be against pedophiles assumes secret identity at night
MIZU-KAMI YUKI-ONNA
justin beiber he be mine
SCORE!! !!!
too young is a chinese name
I LIKE MY WINE HOW I LIKE MY CHILDREN 5 YEARS OLD IN A CELLAR
becomes pediatrician greatest job in the world
Visited memegenerator.net Posted 30 images in Lia Marie Johnson Hipster meme
THE YOUNGER THE BETTER
Justin's girlfriend is like windows She is 8.1
1 natural enemy in the wild Chris hansen
Pedobear don't care! He touches whatever he wants!
CAN YOU SHOW ME THE PICS OF YOU EARLY CHILDHOOD GIRL
don't worry she's 20 months old
pregnant women are like pi&#241;atas Break them apart to get the sweet stuff inside
sure it hurts a lot to put it inside not for me though!
Who`s your daddy? Thats right! Literally!
she wants her pacifier... but i am still pissing out of it!
MY PHONE IS 5 YEARS OLD JUST LIKE MY GIRLFRIEND
I DONT AGREE THAT WOMEN ARE LIKE WINE I THINK THEY ARE MORE LIKE PIES
#Bring Back Our girls
What's my favourite film? Free willy.
Teach a man to fish And he is too distracted to see you put his son in your van
Dakota fanning? she's legal you say?
Knows how old you are Before you start using facebook
dang. too old
I'M NOT THE GUMMY BEAR
What's the difference about children and condoms? I don't always wear a condom
Binggung. ada yang bsa ngilangin nya? Reward 1jt Gcash
my name is joe mckeown and this is my story
dakota fanning... it's a real shame you're too old now.
you like your bottle? rub my bottle and you get a yummier milk.
I like my woman
Christopher 'Swirl face' Neil approved
What's the difference between my refrigerator and a 4 yr old My refrigerator doesn't cry when I put my meat in it
I like pokemon may i 'peek at chu'
if you haven't hit puberty there is a chinese place opening up if you have im not interested
Un coi pentru tine Un coi pentru mineeeee
i even love goat kids
my favorite chef? julia child.
don't criticize me nobody get's pregnant
IF there's grAss on the infield Play ball
Im here for your daughter Not that one...
tHAT'S SO FAPULUST
hftweety ddos king :PppppPPP skype: momz.dot.h 9427
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what's good about twenty eigth year olds there's twenty of them
what's good about the twenty eight year olds at the playground next to pote? there's twenty of them
Mady don't listen to him
finds out about school bus time to hijack schoolbus
brother bear was mean to me today so i called him a bass turd!
serial killer is waisting his time trying to message me i'm just ignoring them and tossing them into the recycling bin
check out my van
I like Digs and kids but most of all you!!!
If you can read this you're too old for me
Brings all the boys to the yard You never see them again.
toddler's drool the nectar of gods
baby drool the nectar of gods
toddler's drool the nectar of gods
baby drool the nectar of gods
what's the difference between a pacifier and a toddler's tongue? i never sucked a pacifier!
what's the difference between a pacifier and a toddler's tongue? I never sucked a pacifier!
I got a new playstaion its like my girlfreind Its 4
serial killer is waisting his time IMing me i'm just ignoring and tossing them into the recycling bin
Congradulations You want your prize in the front or the back?
Jumpcut!
i can't bear you
I heard you were molested can you fix my database
Your nipples will be mine
erik penis belongs in me
i like my girls like i like my coffee ground up and in the freezer
aveces los amigos te buscan por lo que haces no porque lo que eres
Sono fissato con gli orsetti Anche se sono un ' Uomo Volante '
grass on the field? play ball
Hi
find a school bus happy birday to me
u are  a small dick
#WcW
what's the best thing about nine year olds? there's nine of them
hey i got chocies come in my white van ;)
Pedobear Smells Bullshit
Russian see any player. GO TO DM HIM.
j'adore les enfant surtou leur fesse
jajajajjaa la cagada jorge :D
si no le das like seras violado por justin gaiber
Pascal I'm watching you
Pedobear Has given your child asscancer
Why this bear have no eyes? Why????
we just met
I swear officer  if you multiply her age by 2 its 18
I LOVE YOU. FOREVER AND ALWAYS.
IFIK&#201;PZ&#201;S M&#225;r v&#225;rlak!
So I heard You were turning 9.
je vais te tuer puis te violer puis te manger  puis te cracher puis te re-violer puis te re-manger
good bye!!!
made a film with george clooney ohh she's eleven?
Hey! I'll swap you a tenner for 2 fives!
PRANK CALL SOMEONE WHO HAS UR NUMBER AND A CALLER ID  STILL PRETEND AND MAKE A FAKE A CALL :P
oiesamamada
OLd enough to cook? Too old to look!
hy kids welcome to the firestation how about we go in the backroom and ill show you all my fire hose ;)
allora jady che mi dici?
Favourite film? spy kids
- Mon p&#232;re m'a toujours dit de me mfier des ours. - Ah
Watches barnie hey that was my  job
I have candy!
sexy ladies! jackpot!
I'm not REALLY a pedophile her parents just pressed charges
I'm not really a pedophile her parents just pressed charges
i saw my girlfriend sucking off someone else it was her mom's nipple
I Love People who are 1 to 10
i'm stalking you every where now there is pedo oni
!OMG ! That Asssssss
You like cows
Hey girl my name is rune &#248;ygard
one parent's trash is another man's fapping material
It is *impossible* to watch Dog With A Blog without the overwhelming desire to have sex with G. Hannelius and Francesca Capaldi.
I THINK THIS PICTURE SUMS UP BRADS HOBBIES
hallo I conna kill you
Best job in the world? Paediatric gynaecology.
What's the best thing about babies learning to crawl? They're already in the right position
Thank goodness for eleven year old dancer
If you simply let a toddler lick and drool on your face nobody gets hurt!
If you simply let a toddler lick and drool on your face nobody gets hurt!
'Pedobear
'Pedobear
'Pedobear
'Pedobear
'Pedobear
Ryan Touch my body
I'll be your  teddiursa
this is pedophile propaganda no
everybody deserves a toddler to lick their face
everybody deserves a toddler to lick their face
everybody deserves a toddler to lick their face
everybody deserves a toddler to lick their face
everybody deserves a toddler to lick their face
Hey I just MeT you
im a like candy a store i give children candy
SO I heard you turn 18 :( Still counts :D
HI I'M PEDOBEAR AND I'M AT YOUR WINDOW
I'M WATCHING YOU. ALWAYS WATCHING.
The best part about going to Elementary Is your stronger than them
the smell of a 3 year old little girl's saliva is my druuug!!!!!
U WANNA SUM  FUK
browsing the badge database for hot chicks realize you are looking at a 15-year old efm
all the toddlers!!!
jimmy savle stole my name
Ok stop liking me I wanna go down to 69
Give me 69 likes!                 but then stop
Watches hinata on naruto gets wood style
the smell of a 3 year old little girl's saliva is my druuug!!!!!
the smell of a 3 year old little girl's saliva is my druuug!!!!!
lets see whats under those clothes
are your pants on discount because they would be 100% off at my house
CHILDREN ONLY WOODS :d
Pokemon None of these gIrls were Virgens  before Game starts ;D
if there's grass on the field play ball!
you Pet dogs.... I pet your children
I wish i was barney so i can hug every toddler that reaches my happiness
if u can read this you are to old
ALATURI DE SABINA
bonjour &#224; tous petits i am jules from germany
pedo stare activate
WHenever i see the chuck e. cheese mouse i think of this guy
Casa pia ?  sou inocente !
Peeked iN my window Saw my mom getting undressed
Happy hounds
kids grow up so quickly I'm working on a cure
'take me to disney land.' hop in the van.
Thomas ? Seen him yesterday
I LIKE MY GIRLS HOW I LIKE AC MALIN DIRTY AND ITALILN
if you are old enough to count you are ready to mount
Children? Where?
i heard it was your birthday... pedo bear does not approve
steven harris my competitor!
juhuu a kindernotfall
Come here... gimme a kiss!
I WATCH YOU
You had a long day at school? come here and let me give you a full body massage
Teacher says i can't poke kids pokes teacher
you need to use the little boy's room? do you mean the bathroom or my trophy cabinet?
Ipod why not  i touch
Whats wrong with you? Go to sleep already!
where is that skeptical 3rd world kid i want to show him where to get easy water
Jerry Sandusky A.K.A. competition
old enough to pee old enough for the D
This pink thing in my mouth is not my tongue
Let me pull you into this corner so i can tell you something.
When they walk I stalk
wos is bessa wia a 16 j&#228;hrige zwa 8 j&#228;hrige
wow man..a cigarette after sex it's just perfect what do you mean bubble gum cigarette??
Come here little girl Want a popsicle?
If you go down to the woods today be sure of a big surprise...
I'm not always a pedophile but when i am
Hey robert.. I know everything about you
works at a school hehe
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY
e' proprio lui
pope benedict xvi resigns Pedobear gets excited
I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE I LIKE MY WINE 12 YEARS OLD AND LOCKED IN MY BASEMENT
cHILDREN ARE THE FUTURE OF MY 'TO DO' LIST
Pied piper
Smoky the bear says get in the van
25 to life? That's too old
14 you say ??? too old !!!
If she's old enough to read She' old enough to breed
whats the greatest thing about 24 year olds there is 20 of them
I'm not always a pedophile but when i am
NOW YOU KNOW YOUR ABC's YOU ARE READY FOR THE D
Hey kids want to play hide and seek in your bathroom?
The Doctor mistaking age by about 900 years
little girls and boys come at me
autumn miller
my name is svend-erik and i need to touch you everytime i talk to you
pedo bear approves
Goes to showers In o-comp camera's memory card gets full
FACEBOOK PRECIOUS MINERALS
PIKE WINTER RUSH 2013
oh tim...you wont understand i always watch your every move
The only thing worth stealing a kiss from a sleeping child
pick up my kids from school feels like heaven
'on a scale of 1 to 10
hey i just met you
newborn baby wants to eat but i have something better
IK BEN EEN GEILE BEER
I want you To pee on me!
72 virgins you say how old?
thank goodness for autumn miller. because of her
tricks are for kids
mother may i
I could be the father you never had ...sex with
VIRGIN SREWDRIVER? THATS MY FAVORITE SEXUAL POSSITION
Nice Boobs where did ya buy em?
on a scale FroM 1 to 10 how old are you?
QUE ES LO PRIMERO QUE VEO EN UNA MUJER LOS OJOS
hey  litel  girl i got  a hose  that  squirts it
autumn miller..? thank goodness ! now everybody is just like me !
i do it for the kids
only you can prevent forest fires by getting in the van
your mom said i'd pick you up today the secret password is get in the van
mmm-mmm-mmmmm ! autumn miller.
i like my women like my dinner   between  5 and 6

autumn miller ? now everybody is a pedophile just like me !
i painted the van pink
HEY I JUST MET YOU
A NEW STAR WARS TRILOGY MEANS A NEW GENERATION OF FANS
My girlfirend is like my playstation she's 3
I should get an eagle
Age never stopped me
I KNOW WHERE YOU  LIVE
im inz ur room watchin youz sleep
whats the big deal about 25 year olds? there is 20 of them!
he sees you when your sleeping  he knows when your awake
dance moms dancers. enough said.
I EXPLORED DORA
Pedobear no longer the worst thing that can happen to children
hey i just met you 
3 in real life? Too old
talking to girls on fb they already know what's up
met girl on fb got wrong address
BEST PART OF BEING A SCHOOL BUS DRIVER? TAKING YOUR WORK HOME WITH YOU
i will trade you an 8 year old for two 4 year olds.
I Like my Whisky How I like My Girls 12 years old mixed up with coke
hI KIDS... i'M kASEY
a baby ? Not young enough for me
dora  save me!
when i see a 5 year old baby...  Damn she fine..
hE'S HIDIN' IN YO' BED HE'S SNATCHIN' UP YO' CHILDREN
The boobs on the bus go up and down up and down
Younger Girlfriends? score!
i dont get why my girlfriend bleeds when we have sex should i wait UNTIL shes 8?
She was ginger I had to do it
I throw small children in my van sometimes! saying ayyyyyooooooo! i'm a peeeedooooooo!
Mexico has no age of consent me gusta
if you REALLY love someone  age DOESN'T matter
gets new iphone doesn't have ios 6
Yippie
my girl friend is like a playstation i play iwth her and shes 3
Hi There Wanna See my snail collection?
faps to disney channel
potty training in reverse
i'm thirteen years old too ten years ago
Wanna play a hide and seek?
In the Shadows or under a bridge I'm looking at you
Every move you make
HEY KIDS! I'M HAPPY FUN TIME BEAR.
WHAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT 82 YEAR OLDS?  THERE'S 80 OF THEM
Ceci
SEES PLEASE WAIT FOR CHILDREN SIGN 'dont mind if i do'
i'm not a pedophile I just live next to two gorgeous 10 year olds
My girlfriend is like wIndows She turned 8 last wEek
Pedobar kažeš
justine bieber i raped him before he was famous
age is just a number a very small number
my girlfriend is 35 pounds
PEDO BEAR QUAK QUAK
My Girlfriends like windows shes 8
do you like my white van? will you change your mind if i have candy?
HEY THERE  ATLANTIS
mY POSTCODE? ru 12
1
My favorite candy? whatever gets you in my van
My favorite candy? the one that gets u in my van
Opens Closet Sees Pedobear :3
yeah im a babysitter the good kind
Girls are like tV's there only are USEFUL for the first 5 years
Chris Hansen Gets tired of seeing me
kids are like teddy bears to me  ive gotten infinite
i broke a g string fingereing A minor
po n'fyt?
I like my girls like my wine 8 years old and locked in my cellar
happy holoween candys in my basemet
HEYYYYY COME INSIDE I GOT LOLLIPOPS!
do you think this hanky smells like chloroform
my girlfriend is like my ipad she's mini
I'M TELSTRA! GET in my van adam internet
Di Notte sta attento POTRESTI NON RITROVARTI LE MUTANDE
I MAKE BOOM BOOMS IN MY PANTS BUT ONLY ON WENSDAYS :d
i love halloween it's the only day children ask me for candy
You're a diabetic? i hate you
My girlriend is like windows she's 7
comes to you on your 18th birthday  tells you he wont be watching you anymore
comes to you on your 18th birthday  tells you he wont be watching you anymore
Anyting you want it i got it in my van
Lin is illegal
MY GIRLFRIEND SAID I WAS A PEDOPHILE i said that was a big word for a 7 year old
Itouch kids!!! no it isn't an App from Apple
to old  dont want
Heard it was your birthday I'll give you a gift you'll never forget
The EG CURSE ARE YOU FU**INK STUPID (14yo) ?
GANGDEM  STYLE
Cav
You know what's great about twenty five year olDs There are 20 of them!
ROSES ARE RED
Honey Boo Boo I'm coming for you
Out of the womb into the room
I'll trade two 9's for a 7 isn't playing cards
i can have 6 year olds as wifes? islam is awsom
you can have 6 year olds as wifes islam is awesome
Oh woooah
PEDOBEAR EST GENTIL
old enuff to read.. old enuff to breed
Sure
I herd your son was sick I hope he gets better before the ANESTHESIA wears off
this is where i belong
i like girls like numbers on calculator from 1 to 9
children!
hey i just met you and this is crazy now take your top off you sexy baby
Pedometer? pedobear approves
Girlfriends a model for mothercare
if i dont get you aming will
kids does this smell like chlorophyll ?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY Samantha!!! Please stop getting older!!!!
NO SLENDER MAN  THATS MY JOB
i love to teach young kids  they are full of knowledge
i love young girls they smell like spring
simon says  or pedosays its a same thing just do what i say.
I like girls in their prime 3
Joins student party  HOPING SOMEONES LITTLE SISTER JOINS
EL QUE TENGA MENOS DE 9 A&#209;OS A VIOLARLO
old enough to pee old enough for me
WINNIE THE POOH IS JUST MY COUSIN
I may be a pedophile but i like them 49ers
MY GIRLFRIEND CALLED ME A PEDOPHILE THATS A BIG WORD FOR A SIX YEAR OLD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
i dont think campanella is too old for me
whats the difference between a wind scorpion and a 8 yr old scorpion escaped
asks chick to lunch Says she cant leave school
tema 10 silogisme a doua zi test
Kids are like MATH PROBLEMS if under ten
i touched all the filling.
worried about your daughter? i'm qualified as therapist
my favorite pirate? Captain kidd
i did your mom a favor
Tickles his sister... leads to him smashing her box
I was asked 2 leave the boyscouts 2day I was up 2 a pack a day
parents
the first thing i asked the girl at the clothing store was does it fit?
Heard theres a new spot For Head boy at Saint Kents
oh damn she looks fine 'beer goggles working miricales again'
if your age is not on the clock you're too old for me
18 is just a number  and prison is just a place
iCANHASGRIEFS NEW SITE hackersdiscussion.net
Hello my friend what are you doing today?
old enough to pee? old enough for me
SO I heard you were turning 16 happy birthday
6th grade camp? JACKPOT!
I PLAY GUITAR AMAZINGLY I CAN REALLY FINGER THE MINORS
I have a major in Child psychology and a minor locked in my basement
i put the 'chil' in 'children'
hi
IN CHINA TOO YOUNG IS JUST A NAME
only maybe it will be fun with that kid
i like my women like i like my beer aged 6 months and picked up from the grocery store
stop calling me 'the midnight nambla'
DUE TOMORROW DO TOMORROW
Nothing to do here ur to old for me
they call it nap time i call it fap time
The best way to catch a new wife Candy in your van
If their feet touch the floor when they shit i touch them.
LEGAL AGE IS 14 NOT LOW ENOUGH
come with me  i have some sweets for you.
OLD ENOUGH TO COUNT OLD ENOUGH TO MOUNT
I WILL RIP YOUR FACE OFF AND LICK IT
I help keep drunken fathers on the road and their daughters home alone
i like my women like i like my wine 4-10 years old and in my basement
you know rugrats? you too old
old ENOUGH to crawl   already in position
you know 8 year olds play this game right? i know that's why i play it
Wow u look.. I lost it .
Go ahead touch it
Duct tape turns those ahh ahh ahh's into mmm mmm mmm
Watch out Here comes tim Crane
Hey I just met you
Need a ride? Me too
Tots or gtfo
18 you say take the 8 off that and you have a deal
went to mlp aisle to find little girls only finds obese neckbeards
bend over
UP ON THE HOUSETOP CLICK CLICK CLICK
she's right age DOESN'T matter
I LIKE MY GIRLS LIKE SQUARE NUMBERS
i have candy in my pants
THEY CALL IT NAP TIME I CALL IT FAP TIME
I Made A girl Pregnant At 3 Years old
I like my girls like my wine five years old and held in the basement
My favorite Champs Annie and lulu
congratulations it's a beautiful baby girl
My girlfriend is like windows She's 8
18+ more like 18-
public parks? i thought that was a myth!
come on
WHEN PLAYING BASEBALL I WAS NEVER SHORTSTOP.... 'CAUSE WHEN THEY'RE SHORT I CAN NEVER STOP!
Hey
trust me  i asked her first
i watched to catch a predator then laughed and said
Pedobear says stop looking at Gabby Douglas like that
random person please get in my truck!
You like to squirtle? mind if i pikachu.
MAdara
neighbor
SHE ACCEPTED MY COOKIE POLICY!
old enough to bleed  old enough to breed
ryan senecals the name touching little children is my game
I don't kidnap him I borrow him
Jerry Sandusky... ...my padawan
I heard my name where are the kids?
freshman orientation? i'll be there
just turned 14? You're almost too old
i do magic with my little flicky pen
But i like your bra's 100% off
All girl sleepover? i will be there
old enough to walk old enough to stalk
you think this is kinder party? get a goddam move on!
my name is mike drouin im a pedo
2
Oh really? Big bears like you too
oh you have a headache here's some extra strength tylenol pm
ROLEPLAYERS U OK?????
huha is where i get all my shags
Catholic priest A.k.a. CompETitIon
your 16 years old ? how about u REMOVE the 1 and now were talking
What do you get when Someone kills a 6-year old with a bus? An erection
google please stop raping me
you don't need to be able to chew in order to swallow
dat ass
Hey i just met you
she said she was 18 in ten more years
If she is old enough to bleed she is old enough for me
whats the good thing about 27 year olds? Theres 20 of them!
write a charming sms to a loli father comes around with shotgun
lets order some pizza and for dessert can we have little girls there my favourite
the biggest troll on the internet fake jake
slept with a 6 year old turned out to be 60
HEY BABY
My girlfriend told me too use a condom. Six year olds are too advanced.
Im like a lightswitch even the 3 yr olds can turn me on
i like my sex partners to smell like my cars 'new car' smell
GOES TO MLB GAME ONLY WATCHES BATBOYS
Grass on the feild
i am a great trompet player i can blow really hard on things
Born on leap year Only 7 years old
wanna know my enemy? condoms.
szeksz
STOP! Sandusky time
hai james i love you
WHATS BETTER THAN A 19 YEAR OLD 9 TEENS
If your spinning a 6 foot pole... then your too old for m
Hey i just met you and this is crazy but get in the van and get some candy maybe
i LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE A LIKE MY WINE NINE YEARS OLD AND LOCKED IN MY BASEMENT
NIEPUBLICZNE PRZEDSZKOLE IM. PEADOBEAR'A ZAPISY U PRZEMKA
AM THE SEX ED TEACHER FOR KINDERGARDEN
THEY CALL IT NAP TIME I CALL IT FAP TIME
old enough to pee? old enough for me.
on a scale of 1-10 how old are you
My girlfriend told me to look at her shoes I said: I like dora too.
hello young lady do you want a lollipop?
how many licks does it take to get to the center of that tootsie pop?
i just met you and this is crazy but get in the van now cause i have candy
YOU LIKE BABYALIVE DOLLS? HOW ABOUT WE MAKE THEM FOR REAL?
but officer there were 8 teens.
i am the god of fan service
My favourite song is we are young!
my girlfriend ’s like windows she’s 7
If she still thinks it's cool to skip 3rd period... send her my way!
went to woods tiger came
16
i go to the skatepark to watch kids ride wood
HEY I DIDN'T SCAM YOU! I JUST STOLE YOUR PASSWORD TO RUNESCAPE BOUGHT MINECRAFT WITH YOUR CREDIT CARD
What's brown and sticky A stick!
rate your age on a scale from  1-10
atleast pedophiles drive slow... in school zones
Hey i just met you and this is crazy...
I'm hidden in a bush preparing my gank
I never win Foot Races I always come in behind
plays left 4 dead online
If a 12 yr old girl travels at the speed of light and comes back to earth would she be legal theN?
Happy Birthday Ivan Your one Year Older. So the Girls have to be one year younger
WHAT'S THE BEST THING ABOUT babies learning to crawl?  they're already in the right position.
Watch what you say or he'll 'get ya'
I Like My women The Way I like my Wine; 9 years Old and Locked In my Cellar
Hi Come closer
OH NO!!! PEDOBEAR IS APPROACHING!!!
Jack I want your Nephew
i like to drive childrens home in a big white van
So by the time the bar closes and you feel like falling down I'll carry you home tonight
younger is better because they haven't been used yet
how did the child cross the road cause i raped them
YOPO you only pedophile once
all day erreday
i want to send my torpedo into your home base
SIMON SAYS GET IN MY BED
if u can read this you're too old for me
Terr bear I Asians
e cova stacionin e tv ke klani ... doli krist prinderi I'm happy
Too young to talk too young to testify
if it bleeds it breeds
FIND A KID W/ A BROKEN BIKE TELL HIM I HAVE A NEW ONE IN MY VAN
I.WIll. lick .your earhole
pedobear theme park now open kids ride free
spare the child spoil the rod
When colleges do it they call it scouting when i do it they call it a felony
What's the difference between Maddeline Mcann and the pope? the pope died a virgin
I like it when its quiet around here. I can scratch my bawls and no one has to know... Oh.
OLD DUDE STARTS TALKING TO ME PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE
Listen  to peter pan stay a child forever
SPIEL MIT MIR
she was 12 and we were 12
So I heard you turned 26 Too old
american idol? i prefer the next star
Old enough to scream Old enough to be the subject of a pedo meme
i went to the kiddy park there is no joke
THeyre legal as soon as they leave school .......at 3:15
jessi slaughter I dont need to say more.
That moment when... I scared pewdiepie
I Like em YOUNG
My name is Alberto  I love little kids and love giving them free candy
Before:'Two and a half men' After:'Two men'
favorite site facebook
Before:'Adventure time with finn and Jake' After: 'Adventure time with jake'
i used to take children from the park but then i took an arrow to the knee... so now i use the ones in my basement
old enough to pee old enough for me
IM not a pedo she was only 3 and a half years yonger than me
ShoPPING FOR HEADPHONES LOOKS IN KID'S SECTION
kicsikt szűk a pin&#225;d nekem gyertek 5 vesek.
my girlfriend calls me a pedophile that's a big word for a 6 year old
I have a phd in molestology studies suggest you should get in my van
Not baT MITZvahed yet? Perfect
what time is it? Raping time!
Old enough to walk old enough to stalk
Roses are red
I like you
baptisms i like to see what i get
no need for a paedo joke... this is paddy
Go on a kids game Ask a girl if she wants to meet at 'my parents apartment'
soooo..... what would you do for a klondike bar?
Sur une chelle de 1 &#224; 10 Quel Age a ta blonde?
no one likes a tatle tale
free sighn up for your children to daddy's daycare :}
I don't need twitter to follow you
Worst thing about kids? THey're always gettin' older!
Went to Victoria's Secret Asked for children's sizes
rejected mascot is what i is
i like my girls like my scotch 9 years old and locked in a basement
What's better than 25 year olds? Twenty 5 year olds
Casino>nursery instant win
You go hard in ball pits i get hard in ball pits
Hey Children! Coming out to play?
I have a question? Do you want some candy?
What's the best thing about having sex with 28 yr olds? There's 20 of them!
how many babies does it take to paint a wall? that depends
How do you make a baby float? with a glass of root beer and two scoops of baby
what do hockey games and women have in common? Their best before their first period!
I kissed a girl and I liked it.
Got A number at Tiawana Flats  Found Out she goes to Mainland
Kids Im trying to give you candy
i SEe u when ur sleepinG... i know whEn ur awake
COme here buddy i have candies
'WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE' I can make it bubble!
I'm like Social security screwing your children
You're of legal age?! But I thought that flat chest-... Excuse me
Roses are red violets are blue take off your pants
i would gladly babysit your children
Girls wish mattybraps was older... i don't <3...
SO I HEARD.. YOU'RE TURNING 3.
What's better than a 28 year old girl? Having 2 14 year olds
Whats the best thing about doing 21 year OLDs? ? There's 20 of them
What's the best thing about doing 21 year olds? There's 20 of them
goes to your birthday party to play with your baby sister.
i like my girls LIKE MY OLIVE OIL extra virgin
Kate plus 8 Challenge accepted
Deadliest catch? Baby Shrimp
in  bed by 8 home before 18
May i
My girlfriend is like the new windows sHES 8
My GF is 8 years old but her body looks like 6
what's pink and rusty? Maddie's bike
You say you're 7 years old? i like lil boys like you ;)
I like my girls like i like my wine still blush from the first year of aging
We're getting Interns!
Girl goes on strike from parents and sleeps outside dream come true
mice dont turn me on.. little children turn me on
TODDLERS & TIARAS IS ON TONIGHT HOPE MOM DOESN'T COME IN
Time to go to church those priests need help
Fooled april into getting in my van
don't worry
OLD ENOUGH TO CRAWL IN THE RIGHT POSITION
THE FORCE IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE
Old enough to play follow the leader old enough to swollow my peter
La cara de axel Cuando saca 10
give me a perfect ten? two 5 year olds
little girls i take two every morning
george falkiner
I like my girls like my wine 9 years old and in the basement
You say underage i say funderage
imxi mmorru i love music
People call it kidnapping i call it 'surprise adoption'
Goes to daycare jackpot!
pedophilia is just a hobby
Little boy blew he needed the money
Did someone say pevafile
a
riding to some with crown and tail with my boys...
whats worse? 3 dead babies in one dumpster or 3 5 year olds in my van?
The jackhammer is for christmas and this ain't no tonka set
So
i like little gIrls vaginas bexause i dont like having too much hair in the way
noise bed dave
PICNIC  PLACE TO BE FOR TEDDYBEARS
THEY CALL IT NAP TIME  I CALL IT FAP TIME
on a scale of 1 to 5 how old are you
I like my boys like my wiz khalifa songs young wild and free
what cracks during sexytime? pelvicbone of a threeyearold
was told to make life an adventure looking for dora the explorer
Shaun roche in disguise
you find things to bank on i find your children to wank on
free johnny 2012 15 is the new 18
We are Penn state
pedobear says boykink!!!!
What's the best thing about being a pedophile? The cream filling...
figured I'd eat a brownie boy were the other girl scouts pissed
Hey little girl! i have some candy in my black van.
Noob claims to be a 12 year old girl togtfo!
7 8 9 gross
yogi & booboo grandmotherf#ckers
dont feed the bears penisis
People ask me if i like having a fur coat how else do i get into wardrobes?
old enough to scream old enough to cream
I'm best friends with all the invisible children
it's not pedophilia it's imprinting
they told me i was gay  i showed them otherwise
Pedobear sez wanna lollipop?
She's not to young to say no
I support kony 2012 more chilfren for me
Runs His own Daycare Should have down a background check
windows 8 getting older but still young
Amusement Park? well
Hey kid Want a bike?
Approves Of Little Boys Watching Ponies Now Whats his Address again?
you're 18 now too old
My girlfriend is like windows she is 7
going to a classical piano class heard they were fingering A Minor
Jerry Sandusky Might get life? Less competition
justin's 18. time to move down.
It's okay Kony won't touch you tonight
Next year I'm living in Dudley
old enough to pee old enough for me
Boyz II men How about just boys?
sitting in msc someone asks 'which kid is yours' haven't decided yet
free candy inquire inside of van
justin couchman
What's better than 25 year olds? Twenty Five Year Olds
your 5 year old sister is coming to sibs weekend awwww yeaaa
Tow Yung Looks a normal name to me
It's OK I'm the purity bear
I've dedicated my life to getting under age prostitutes off the streets. WELL
I tell kids im the candyman They love my lollipop
your kid thinks i'm big
yeah
hopes will smith stays banned his daughter is hot
THIS IS FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES
Taking half-term To full term
On a scale of 1 to 10 How old are you?
The sweetest thing about sixteen is its divided by four
No more fear Pedobear is here
icecream truck driver kids must come inside to get icecream
My thoughts on obesity in kids? more cushion for the pushin'
people call me dao but you can call me tonight
come to penn state we have candy
i like my kids how i like my pokemon small and easy to catch
Never goes to lectures cums on O-camp
WANT SOME CANDY aLAN bRAZIL?
had my driving test today got 4 minors
got arrested while playing guitar for fingering a minor
did you say freshers?
The homoesexuals of alderaan are coming for you
You can cuddle me
I LOVE MY WHISKY LIKE I LOVE TEH CHILDREN 10 YEARS OLD AND SERVED WITH COKE.
So Sandusky I heard you beat my record
jose gabriel you're next
i'm not a pedophile she's just too hot to be 5
I APProve this post
No Milk? Child Cereal
3 years old officer?! she swore 21!
Pedo Wikey Googles your name; Finds twilight
I'll show you how to ride a bike after i ride you
hey kid you like big bird? well what if i told you you could see him right now
Now it's my turn to hug kids!
I'M LIKE THE TORTIS i WANT TO GET THERE BEFORE THE HARE
SOPA SO
Victoria please! Tell me your secrets
I didn't mean it mom please turn the wi-fi back on
justin bieber please kill your self
please  press the +
internet please let me sleep
ash
please no homework
Please love me
Kitty Please Come home
people please stop singing frozen songs
please go out with me ... again
parents please give me money ?
PLEASE Kony don't take me
please go away homework please? :'(
germany please stop scoring goals
itunes please cooperate
what do u mean there's no santa?
Luke Pls join the dark side
CAN... CAN I GET SE CUDDLES TONIGHT?
Javascript please just work
1 like pwease
please dont be mad i wuv you
Please Don't Start with your april fool's shit
Please sir i wan't some more
PLEASE  BE STUPID SOMEWHERE ELSE
Bioware
PLEASE MUM  COOK SOMETHING ELSE
can i touch your boobs pleaseeee
can i have a cookie please
facebook please! no timeline!
Please
Can we have a 10 minutes break ?
someone please answer me
send justin bieber to the moon please?
ich liebe dich
its 2012 flying cars and jetpacks?
Sorry
please  stop dating my ex
Please join us
santa
NIGGAS BE LIKE JUST LET ME PUT THE TIP IN
PLAESE SHUT UP
Justin Bieber Please tell everyone you're gay
please just legalize pot already i'm tired of high prices and poor quality
why am i bald and    do not have a nose? please help me
Oh God I cried a little in my mouth
Why Rue need to die? why?
i maded u some meth but i snorts it all
mom please buy x and y
pLEASE! 'LIKE' MY STATUS
friends please stop having wet dreams during sleepovers
Please daddy ...not so hard this time
Puh puh PWEASE don't tell my mommy!
LIKE THE GIRL SO MUCH HOPES NOT TO BE FRIENDZONED
i want one mom pls pls pls get it for me pls pls
Please
Please
Please release good music and not your usual shit...
MAMA
Vedo le lacrime scendere (cit.)
dear crush fall in love with me
Please gift me a BmW On my birthday
please ninjakiwi can i have 5000 nk coins?
Home Skillet Please be more popular?
Microsoft Please make age of empires 4
PLEASE LIKE AND SHARE
Bioware
don't be alone forever please
use me
blow me please
please dont break up with me I didn't mean to nut inside
Pwetty pweez
please kiss me once again..
bethesda please let me sleep
sorry i cant figure out the riddle mr. troll but please let me pass the bridge
can i have it pleaseeee?
WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND PLEASE?
ask ME
give me my gym credits to graduate please....
You know it's true PLZ get rid of Justin Bieber. PLZ.
Please stop making IDIOTIC memes like this one... its annoying
Please
please jordan Dont make another meme
I didn't Mean to not turn in any work Please can I have an 'A'?
Please like my status
Helping people One dollar at a time
Trolls and haters please get off the internet
PLEASE Let me have a kitten... 2 of them
please don't steal me
Gta v players please dont spoil everything because everyone won't get the game tomorrow
Aap Mar Jao Na Please
Please love me I have lots of love
Hold me pweaseeee
pleas go whit me  in valentines day
tried to be nice to rick got called a hippie
Calum Hood Please follow me on Twitter
Chanyeollieee... look here please
What does it mean... Goofytime?
PLEASE STOP BREATHING
money come closer to me
Please give me a turf...just 1   (-62.54) ::: CSG's Worst Group Needs One
Please please Ban russians from Dota 2 europe servers?
FOUND THIS CAT ON FIRE WITH A BROKEN PAW. ALSO MY MOM DIED. please upvotes?
Please
PLEASE DRAGONBORN GET THIS ARROW OUT OF MY KNEE
SM ENTERTAINMENT GIVE ME FREE SMTOWN TICKETS PLEASE
laughing on the inside j/k
will you go to prom with me?
please... STFU!
All this arguing... wont someone please consider the children!
Please Steven young DONT MAKE ME DO START MY PROJECT AGAIN
pweese come back.. :pussinbootsface:
Taylor Please! We wanna see your butt tattoo!
Come ON
GAME MASTER ONLINE ? SOME PEOPLE SAY 'PLEASE UNBANNED MY ID GM'
Can i please touch your boobies miss? Pleeeeaaasee?
please write pleaseguy memes      in english
Please Ryan
why rue need to die?
please don't laugh when 'old yeller' has to be put down
I NEed that rocket launcher so much!!!! Barack Hussein Obama
i am sorry  i stood up late to watch world cup
Please Mrs Daws Let me watch Spain Vs Holland
please  make half-life 3
can i touch your boobs?
please
please don't  fire tortorella
please love me :(
Will you let me enjoy you Pleeeeaaasseee
Can I Get A Follow Back Please?
Humble
i love you but please  let me finish this game on black ops 2
FIFA 2014 starts today! Finally
Please check your timecard and notify me of any edits
you forgot about me
MAMA
PLEASE SHOW HRISTO YOUR BOOBIES
All I need is  sriracha and peanut butter
I can haz jokez?
my dear wife please be quite for once
walmart please stop pretending to care about your employees
mommy  plz give me a booger!
may i please eat your scabs?
i wish i was a 9gag mey mey
what if I give you 1 dollar
It's going to be my birthday soon bedroom behavior appreciated
teacher  please shut up
valve please give me an unusual
Please Remember Centre Gives
Please gimme sourpatch kids Before i kill u
we haven't seen since ... hours  i miss her so much!
gligar13vids please die
iron europe devs please give us the download link
Thank God I have a Life Unlike some people
your and you're please learn the difference
i love you Flavius
Chicken just please let me eat you
Justin Beiber
cleveland browns please win the 2015 super bowl
Solly pls Forgive me for I don't know what.
Can  i  have your autograph Please...
peej                        meme aka mala
EXCUSE ME BRO PLEASE CAN I USE THE SQUAT RACK NEXT?
Poor little thing I feel horrible for that cat
Becki Lebeau please give me a raincheck for my birthday
bambi's mom please run faster
i wanna per&#237;k please
please stop it with the stupid memes already
please dont crash the computer!
would you stay?? Pleaseeeeeeeeeeee
2012 Dont kill us
SALAMAT! KAY AKO KA
VOdka please let me drink U more without getting drunk
Please don't leave me your like a big sister to me
pwease don't flame me
i miis you  not!!!
DO U LOVE ME BLINK YOUR EYES FOR YES
Please before i die Clear my Google chrome history
heard your speech love your style
downton abbey please stop making me depressed
nnnnn mllmllmmlml
just one more cappuccino and hour on facebook
School Please! Burn Down!
would you please make us a pound cake
When you mod In front of the kids
PLS DON'T DO THIS
Billie joe te puedo violar? Va a ser despasito lo juro
Disculpe mi atrevimiento pero usted es muy bonita
please I want the ice-cream
please grumpy cat smile for me
hey mi princesita pok eres tan bonita :3
Yes please
y t molestast!!!... SI T EXPLIK MI 'chuchu'
can i pweeeeeeez get my phone back
kiaritha te extra&#241;o
me regalas un beso sabor a Daniela dolls?
Please don't  Make me pick up the soap
talagang  manhid ka
ဘာလို ့အဲဒါေစာေစာကမေျပာ?ာလဲလို ့ ?ုမွ ရွာလုိ ့အ?ါ ေနွာင္းသြားျပီ
me llevas a comer a mr rollo  porfis
just thinking that billy hancocks is good at basketball
Ashish Aap Maar Jao Na Please
caro te kelo
please do my homework for a month
Pweese! Be Kind to others today! I need to be loved not judged.
I just want someone to hold me and tell me that everything will be alright
te amo varo  eres mi vida
REMEMBER WHEN SAMOSA USED TO BE OF JUST RS.3 IN TRIANGLE SHAPE N NOW IT HAS BECOME RS.10 WITH SAUCE
THAT FEELING WHEN.... YOUR CRUSH CHATED AT YOU FIRST
bersi navarro tu y yo! complementandonos piensalo.
Can... I touch you?
can i please have some of ur sammich??
wanna give me a cat
Daddy! The Minecon Tickets Sold Out In 3 Seconds. My Life Is Now Meaningless
Minta Pak! Please! Share Triknya!!
Every little brother: can i be player one this time
GARY...gary come home
mairita dame la pasa?
please
Jenny Won't you come back home?
eres rapero? te casas conmigo!
suck my please dick
Ati Groseria nunca Serio Lo Juro
Please natalie Please?
FACEBOOK Me deixe dormir
ritinkar
Chau pls.
FLACA TE PUEDO NALGUIAR
please.. die bitch die!
I'M ADOPTED
im so im so im so proud of you
Violins
please chucklefish bring starbound
Please Disney Stop making me cry
Mommy please
BITTE GEH MA JETZT SCHLAFEN
fht bvt
PLEASE PACERS BEAT THE KNICKS
PLEASE Give me one cigare
VALERIA MU&#209;OZ  ME DEJA TOCARLE UNA TETA PORFAVOR?
i was joking don't be mad
please like my page?
So Rachael I was wondering If you'd be my girlfriend?
before every dota game please
blazeMF... I can Haz MOD ?
Dad can you give me some money Please
please uncle next time i will wear the helmet. .
Please hug me. i need a hug
Desperate niggas be like I just wanna eat it!!!
Nintendo Please don't make link to the past 2 a touch-to-move style game
please publish my book
You know i love you forgive me please
CAN i play lol PLEASE
PLEASE
Can i has a cookie No
PLEASE YUME please LET ME get OFf THE CUTENESS TRAIN
PLEASE FOLLOW ME
nomi malone ma quanto sei bella
maria please! don't hurt me because i like pokemon
please please can i get a t-rex
Cafeteria? Plz?
PLease physics let me understand you
Please sir just one vote for me?
Do me a favour Please die
please
YA NI LA  CHINGASTE WHEY
Please Windows If you load the screen i won't be hurt you
Joco probs PlZ mom
PLEASE...  LET ME BANG UR DAUGHTER
Not the phone! Please
When your MD Class Matched 'Take me with you!'
Time Bomb Please don't blow up
Please B4d gh05t carry me to gold
Maybe I haven't gotten his response Because my phone is broken
Please gas prices go down I want to go driving
music stops 'i just wanna hang out with you'
do my english assignment? please?
EVENING CHECKS APOLOGY REQUIRED
The world should Just be mpm
Please weekend.... won't you stay a bit longer?
sajn&#225;lom de... nem szabad
Gaby... will you go to prom with me?
but i wanted da cooky
please internet let me go to work
Molly Pweez giv me hugz
PLEASE ESSENTIAL ENERGY  WE DO NOT NEED ANYMORE BLACKOUTS
I'M SORRY HILDA  BUY ME WINGS!
Talha bhai pyaray pyaray talha bhai
I just cant.... FIND THE f13 button
Please give me a turf...just 1  N/A (0) ::: CSG's Worst Group Needs One
please kasih tau judul lagu iklan dunhill mild
the Norwegian government will raise duty on certain cheeses by up to 277 percent og jeg som trodde det skulle bli 300.
CAN'T WE ALL  JUST GET ALONG?
Tera deedar channa sadi majburi ae..  ROZ TENU TAKNA BARA EE ZARURI HAI
I DONT UNDERSTAND  WHY CTS DONT WARDEN
Please hang out with me?
LOUIS I'M SORRY
PLEASE FOR ME
PLEASE DON'T LET IT SMELL LIKE THE ATLANTIC OCEAN DOWN THERE
ALL I WANT IS A BLOW JOB
please baby make me a sandwhich
i love you!
Mom? dad? can I have Robert Pattinson? Please?
i got a woody can you fix it
DENOCLE PLEASE LET ME PLAY
HARVEY BABY I WANT A TEDDY HUG PLEASE
PLEASE DONT EAT MY... PUDDING
ESTOY TRISTE  ME LA MAM&#193;S
teacher please give me good marks..
can i haz fansign please
Jaimie pleasePRACTICE IN ARMORY NEXT TIME I like my gear
Coverage for Autograde Please Come in NEwspapers
Don't put me in the dungeon PLEASE?
i'm sorry for what i said please forgive me? <3
BE MINE
facebook please let me do my homework
Please Play COD with me
zizi please take to me more?
BUT I GET USED TO IT ALREADY
Santa... i CAN has presents?
Huggy huggy please please please please
Please give me a turf...just 1  The-Blue-Facktory (+0.06) ::: CSG's Worst Group Needs One
Please give me a turf...just 1  The-Blue-Facktory (+0.06) ::: CSG's Worst Group Needs One
Please give me a turf...just 1  CO-is-noubs (+0.96) ::: CSG's Worst Group Needs One
PLEASE  MAKE JR SMITH A STARTER
Dear Noob
Can I  Touch your hiney?
please let my name be on the list
please sir adopt me
Santa PLEASE GIVE ME HAIR FOR CHRISTMAS
нина те молам оди кај кицо
one direction please commit suicide
Please give me a turf...just 1  N/A (0) ::: CSG's Worst Group Needs One
Please Professor DR.IVO N&#227;o ponhas seios de valsalva no teste
Maybe we can do it Twice today
PLEASE GET ME A TISSUE
Please let me have facebook
winter break marry me & we'll live happily ever after
Aku Sangat Sedih Kalau Kamu Tidak... Like status facebook aku
its humpday and aaron rodgers day thank the lord
Please More welfare.
bameron your mum made me!!!
Tamara please send me some love
Jimmy I Miss u
Guys Please follow these people
give me my knife back please?
Cassandra
dorok  pls
Please celia excuse my tardy
ellen degeneres please follow the blonde concept of being dumb
Please give me a turf...just 1  People-in-Pink (+0.33) ::: CSG's Worst Group Needs One
NOOOOOO iT WAS NOT ME
God please GiVe me a Lucky day
Please gimme a sandwich
Justin biber  please stop singing
Take me home
Please Rex ryan Start mcelroy next week
Please give me a turf...just 1  Nabz (+0.11) ::: CSG's Worst Group Needs One
please sir may i have some more?
Cheer Up  FAFA
PALIKE PA PO NG PAGE PLEASE !

Meme
Vanessa  Will you marry me?
please donate some money
PLEASE GIVE ME COOKIES
Mom? Get me black ops 2 maybe?
please forgive me for being awesome
quiero costillas con arroz con gandules
I WANT A DOG NOW :(
LAN BAN PLEASE LET ME SLEEP TONIGHT
PLease let jason campbell be the starter next week
Please tell your friends about a clockwork orange
can we please hang out
please give me a ride to storzer
adsense:pls give me a second chance
PLEASE!!
one more chance in love.
Please Don't take away this Pen
Please give me a turf...just 1  thunder (-16.11) ::: CSG's Worst Group Needs One
Please give me a turf...just 1  thunder (-16.11) ::: CSG's Worst Group Needs One
PLEASE Give me beta access
Please give me a turf...just 1  Tunisien-Mafia- (-51.69) ::: CSG's Worst Group Needs One
Please wash your hands before playing a game
Joel Please Finance forum
Try again now please?
oppa
Please give me a turf...just 1  thunder (-16.11) ::: CSG's Worst Group Needs One
Please give me a turf...just 1   (-62.54) ::: CSG's Worst Group Needs One
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guys
Please give me a turf...just 1   (-62.54) ::: CSG's Worst Group Needs One
Please give me a turf...just 1   (-62.54) ::: CSG's Worst Group Needs One
please admins take this Suggestion
PWETY PWEASE DIE
Please give me a turf...just 1  GreekWarriors (-2) ::: CSG's Worst Group Needs One
Go on a date with me? Please?
Im Sowwii <3 I lub Yew Besetie x
PLEASE DON'T RAIN I WANNA SEE BEAUTY SUNSET
Please give me a turf...just 1   (-48.54) ::: CSG's Worst Group Needs One
please i don't have a nose
Plaese... gife me the last coockie
corsel
angela? argh. smile na please :(
Boooooooooooooooo Can i have jimmy johns???
but..but.. i really love those hearts and flowers falling down
Please SHARE ME i'll be good!
P P P PLEASE  DON'T DO THIS TO ME!
UNBANNED ME im innocent
Nian Marry me !
Shonda
PLEASE help me  i think i'm constipated
gamestop please give me a copy of b&w2
J.K.ROWLING HA SCRITTO UN NUOVO LIBRO... MAMMA TI PREEEEEEEEEEGO!
please take away this broken trash can
on x-factor - vote for someone who sings in tune
Dear Drum Majors
im sorry don't kill me
I'm sorry don't kill me
PLEASE PSY- MAKE A GANGNAM STYLE DANCE TUTORIAL
;
PLEASE GAVIN KEEP ME FOREVER?
Onlinex420 you wanna play zombies?
pls dont hit me dad
atom
PLEASE SIR PLEASE GIVE ME A GOBBIE
DAD Please say something about my report card
Yes I'm bilingual I can cry in Vietnamese and English
Harry styles please follow me in twitter
people on twitter please get a life and stop writing your every move on the internet
pwease give me a hug
Goes on camp with connor please dont touch me
architecture please let me sleep
PLease
Djole pleaseeeee
moge byc twojom lamo?
can i have the wep key please?
Pwetty pweez
Can u show me your boobs please!!!!!!!!
pweaasse give me my cookie
Hey! I just said i like you kiss me maybe?
Please kito Dont beat us in fantasy football
PLEASE MAKE AVP CANON
please go out with me
Donut Pls!
pease mummy  buy me a girlfriend
POR QUE SOY TAN BONITO <3
Can you give me head? please??
CA...CAN I HAVE... A COOKIE
PLEASE LET ME SLEEP INTERNET I LIKE SLEEP
PLEASE Don't do that
DAVID.... THAT'S THE NICEST THING YOU'VE EVER SAID TO ME
notice me please crush!
Te lutem me hap nje facebook
please  dont quit wwe triple h
what if i do the dishes?
what time is it?
i want cheese with that
Please
WHY I LOVE U  ELDA
Dear god please let me get to the thrift store before edgar does
olala!!!!!
Please swallow.
Jack please  don't die! (titanic)
Escribe @d & el primero que salga te debe un beso:*
THE OLYMPICS ARE OVER? NO!!! PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME GO BACK TO REALITY TV!
sofia please marry me
Jack please don't  die ! (Titanic)
P-p-please blow me...i need it
You're so cute  Call me pleas
PLEASE DON'T RAGE QUIT!
please mom for my birthday can i have a gtx 690
please mom cAN I HAVE A GTX690?
can i remain in 69th place? please??? i like the number 69...
one more line of cocaine
called up by ms mckay... made into a beetch
PORTUGAL PLEASE! WIN SOME MORE MEDALS
me quieres? o Noo?
please like and share!
suspended please
Internet Please let me sleep. I like sleep.
RM -R * -UNDO?
mr dealer Please give me da twee
When i use ult as karthus im like please?
EA please Remake NFS porsche unleashed
please let me lick your weenis
one direction come to portugal please?
i .. i don't think his coming ...
dude
please win another gold medal australia
Slash please come to portugal
please alec
CAN I PLEASE HAVE A FAN SIGN
people please stop smoking
plz fanz  share my page
As I law me down to sleep. I pray the children stay a sleep if they rise before i wake. I pray a mess they will not make
pedobear please don't be under my bed
Do Me A FAVOR KILL YOURSELF
PLEASE FORGIVE ME I JUST WANNA SAY.......
please future be kind
I really wish that.... We Get back 2gether
cracka please!
PLEASE dont be lazy Use the search bar
please... don't make house of night movies...
will you please  get high with me ?
please baby come back
Please Make Hayffie Canon
please donate blood
Your muff its just so beautiful
MOljim te  reci mi :)
Directv Please give us our shows
Cred că m-am &#238;mbolnăvit brusc poți să m-ajuți?
mama please can i break my fast
Global Ed Please book my flight with etihad
Subscribe plz?
Please dont Leave Dont go to da badrum
let me win plz
ARON WILL YEW MARRY ME?
i'm sorry for ruining your mood :(
i'm sorry mum please give me my laptop back
please sony unban me...please
but... why won't i understand?
Please Buy me a tab
Britney Please!  come on vacation
Pleasee can yOU do my tbh?
Please radio stop playing call me maybe
Jake Please dont eat me
Help me!!! Ole give me that pedo blikk again :'(
I tax so hard profs wanna find me on THE EXAM
Steam Summer Sale Please?
i didnt mean to please give me back my taco
*catches glimpse of mom in bed y u do this mommy?2 make sure u pass u retard
SUBSCRIBE PLEASE?
Please
plz plz plz un-ban me i promise i wont bot again
Misty
Please dont feed
Gianluca Porfavor besame <3
Il VOlo porfavor dedicame una canci&#243;n
Baby Please come back
i'm so sad nobody invited me to the party....they know im emo
Please hurry up & send me me my lsat scores
LARA PLEASE COME HOME
I hope i did well
Please Unban me i only broke 1 block
I love you dad please give me money
Teachers don't give more works I like my free time
te lutem tvsh nderro komentatorin
te puedo tocar  solo una
Please mom May I rock the shit out of the drums?
I just want tuition assistance
mom please do the homework for me :C
sockus minimus is doing the sad sock shuffle please fuzz him
please teach me master
please  #ReasonsWhyWeWantASOT600MEXICO because i wanna see all the #TranceFamily in mexico
orjan can you help us please  #ReasonsWhyWeWantASOT600MEXICO
Kim please don't be so sexyful
Steve Jobs
Let's DuoQ Buddy please
Can we haz a dishwasher plz
please let me in your pants
roxana  tu me quieres?
please let me kill you
quin  please buy me sushi
please can I have peeta mellark
Uk&#225;žeš mi kozi?ky?
What do you mean? this goodbye word? what is it?
Can has all ur monies?
uk&#225;žeš mi kozi?ky?
crush..please let me try to give my best for you
Thank you jesus
scusa... non lo faccio pi&#249;
can i have  a ride to church
I just want to know  That you love me
Spider  please! make me spider man!
Xbox 360 I be good please chip for me
CAN I PAINT YOUR TOENAILS AND THEN WATCH YOU SHOWER
Whyyyy Did I do this
INTERNET PLEASE let me work. I want to graduate one day
Jai Brooks please let me love you
please bring back elemental school
Женечка Он лайн
Please let us pick our own partners
Ron paul 2012... Please.
Hopes exam review was good enough
Please... Die
i do hope we laugh about this later since you're laughing about it now
FACEBOOK
House please show more of Patrick stump
just one hug please......!
cashier please give me money
SEJA GENTIL!
i miss my cudle
pwease one cookie
d&#225;-me um shot por favooor
Why can't he get a gf Because HE KISSED THEM ON THE MOUTH
wah..? what about your bf?
someone hacked my account please let me on
Please don't kill me
pretty pleaseeeeee
Please make it to finals this year
Cancer Patient Please Can I Have Your Computer When You DIe?
justin bieber has a concert please let there be a sniper in a nearby building
ko defeated but.but.but.the clanworld hates us
PLease micheal jackson can i have my nose back
liverpool please win the match and make me happy
PLEASE SHOW ME UR TITTIES
Future AP Classes Please Don't be so difficult
Vesna please love me more than your cat
My Internet's Down Take your top off???
Porque tienen que existir Los putos lunes?!?!
Facebook Please! Dislike Button?
What do you mean i cant have a coala
NOLUR BAN ATMA
Give me a ballcuzzi
Please come back i miss you!
please
Bjarti Erika
can i has one please?
u hurt me b4 dont hurt me again plz
shove your chest into my face pleaaase
Do you forgive me?
Why did you leave me?
i lurf you too
I love you guys
I love you guys
It's blocking playboy.com can you type in the password?
DAD  CAN U POO ON THE FLOOR
IT'S OK THAT YOU GOT BAD GRADES ON YOU REPORT CARD JOHNNY YOU HAVE CANCER ANYWAYS
gordon freeman  can you sign my crowbar
jujube save me from this hell
my best FRIEND is a homicidal maniac  and my parents hate me
Marry me Please
calista
phone rings in assembly Dr newton threw it out the door :(
Can we please hang out soon?
forgive me ivan i love you
Please Love me
pLEASE SIR MAY I HAVE SOME MORE
Please can i have a tissue to dry my eyes
Talk to the Professor before an exam
thank you based god
I mustache you a question. can eyebrows your computer?
Thank you for calling usa credit my name peggy
Cloak engaged
HA HA! I'm using the internet!!!
It's me  Mario
IN SOVIET RUSSIA CHILDREN PEDO YOU
no money
i sell u internet very good yes
I Mustache You A Question But I'll Shave it For Later
Well
You think osama is dead? ha!
my brother sadam  has an rpg
Я твой кот за хво?т та?кал
Goat? goat!!!
haha i won the lottery today  but i was hungry and i eat the ticket
the only rpg i play goes boom
Mordekaiser es #1 huehuehuehue
i hear you have 70 euro? come here pretty boy.
БЕРИ ТРУБ?
kazakhstan #1 exporter of potassium
Eh you like puppies? I have puppies!  get in sports car.
denis simachev
u wanna sexy time
if you touch me again i will make your nose explode
My name ees Peggy What ees problem please?
hahahah your very funny  i like i like
I don't always go on the internet
Im sexy And i know it
i mustache you a question. may eyebrows through your books?
you like kebabs ?
I am Father Grigori You have already met my…congregation!
i went to school when i was 20
this face belongs to an experienced  fister
real men have 2 moustaches!!
what
get in to the olympic stadium without ticket get punched by the queen
i has biggest harem in peshawar 2 chicken
Greasy hair:( pass the flour!
ak-47's for everyone!
Arab? russian? mexican?  lol  you'll never guess!
i crash my camel into bridge i no care
I love going around the school with my tractor when you have test
You on period? Butt sex!
приходить в 17 каб?н?т а то зар?жу
You have the Most Beautiful Donkey
Я твой унитаз ?мывал а потом труба шатал
i'll be waiting FOR U UPSTAIRS
in soviet russia meme search you on internet
No GOLD OR COD VIA MAILS WHO CARES ?
guess who fjorted you did
sit on my lap little girl we talk about the first thing that comes up!
You give me kidney i give you scar
mary had a lil' lamb best 3-some ever!!
IT PUTTING LOTION ON SKIN OR ELSE IT GETTING HOSE AGAIN
Had ravaged demo now owns full game
I love hashish and donkeys
i don't like opening many windows on the internet si i grow unibrowse
No like meat?..Ok I make you lamb!
i like the chilli on the stick
WHO DO I SUPPORT IN THE NRL DOGGIES BRO (WHEN I'M NOT IN JAIL)
why you no come and visit me in abu zubi
So... um do you do the dirty?
Haha
IN Highschool I was voted most likely to suceed
haha i get it you're gay
I speak no english Yes! Yes! hot dog! hot dog!  Yes sir
I am your cell mate you are my princess
my balls smell like bacon
Do the mario!
Your car break down in bleak
you want good deal? i give you turnip for labour
Hello i'm think... i'm a beautiful girl
WHEN I EAT MUSHROOMS I GROW!
I NEVER HURT U DONT BLOW WHISTLE
FAMILY KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS NEED MONEY FOR KARAOKE LESSONS
this is copy cat
Internet? yes
3am tetalla3 bil neswan  SHU BADDAK MENNON 2ELLI
mE cRANK bE aS wARM aS tOAST wANNA bITE?
hahaha! i make competitor coupon!!!
$5 for the young girl thank you please
Order 2x100 gram cheeseburger Delivers 200 gram bulgur
Motricity A billion dollar$ company
wives r too much trouble... farm animals r all i  buy now!
They call me  mr.steal yo girl
almost starved to death someone hide foodstamps under soap
ABRIL FOOLS
Yes i am the ice cream man which flavor would you like?
the girls keep touching me
Says He's the best at LOL dies before creeps spawn
&#161;Ay
NGINTIP ORANG MANDI chuck norris
Paska lent&#228;&#228;
KGR
buy my pillow my pillow helps all things
I don't read my mails
Oh thats ok You don't need to be awake for this
There's no gravity your shoes are just very heavy
In Soviet Iraq Saddam shoot at me
shatality
3am after skint Dont like kebabs but mother nature push me to do it
Come here Honey
Gustav Come to papa!
Beatles Babushka?... &#163;50! LOLSKI
Viskas bus gerai neliudek!
you buy used car? trust me
In SOVIET RUSSIA ASSHOLES LICK YOU
ALE NATASHA TI TUT?
RI-ztek a loggingosok sok sikert a napi tesztesnek!
don't worry 13% is not so bad
happiness is switching off the bathroom light just to annoy the person inside
LITTLE MAC`S NEXT Contender! BALD BULL!
do you even stache?
guntyy my huntyyy?
hai may sudkay jawa  tu kidda sayaraan ey
JOHN MEACOCK
Heimerdinger in real life
Ken ryu so mad? I was chun li kidding
croissant
הרגע הזה ש ?תה מגדל שפ?
in soviet russia the bed wets you
topless guy on horse says i can vote to join russia
Popped a Molly I sweat
I'd like to give you offer for free caribbean cruise in my pirogue
Asks if you wanna play a game Chooses mario cart and picks wario everytime
Imma be like  what up ho's?
I GET ALL THE BITCHES
Du kannst mich nicht Besiegen
mi meta nan pa 2014 ta.. kumpli kumi proposito nan di 2013 
They said I could be anything So i became a burden to the society
Toerksche mensen be like iek woon fiertik jaar ghier
oye bachay ko naswaar day
वत?ती ग?को बेलामा आइज... !!!मेरो कपाल को केश गन?न //  दामी टाईम पास  ह?न?छ //
I'm Married with S&#252;kran
fda trust us we are here to help you
И?копах го оризо преѓе ?еа у хао? ?ум
se hetki
Try's to sell you poo says its hash
ha ha! very funny
I always laugh  when i get the bill
Я ТВОЙ ?ИВЕЛИР РЕЙК? Ш?Т?Л
AS I WOWO REACH I COME FINE PASS YOU
ANKUR SAPRA - DCE GOLD MEDALIST MY CIVIL ASS
IM Bringin sexy back
SALWA  JOUTIM MOLAMOR
tennnnn-q come again!
capitan mohamed garfio existe!
came second in ratchet contest
cigo migo noge digo but honestly
I Mustache you a question. can eyebrows your computer?
.   .
the new  pacman!
AZ &#218;J PACMAN FIGURA!
i allso think keith lemon funny man  are we related by any chance
My controller isn't working Steal batteries
yes i'm storm clarence
if u take your pants off  ill take off my mask
they call me.. da pindi bwai!
Mike hallmans  monobrow
somebody please shave me
hey there buddy!! i have two unibrows!!
went to the dentist forgot my wallet
saw her boobs... hellz yeah
YOU LIKE DVDS?
det min fars kiosk men det mig der arbejder der
Hello my friend Can I offer you the finest swag?
I love these things!! Er-mah-gerd!!!
Buys shaving cream... Needs lawn mower
аз ?ъм  али раза батка
so a muslim walks into a .. BOOM!
yells 'allahu akbar' 9 times misses every shot
is too late you already ate some
come on ladies 1 pound fish
MY MILKSHAKE BRING... DE BOYZ 2 DE YARD YISS
assrape  best form of birth control
U KNOW HOW I LOST THAT TOOTH? FIGHTING OVER LOTTERY TICKETS.
WER FINDET DAS T&#220;RKISCHE BABY
you want some firework? it does booooom
Get in cab I take you there
oleg say pak-fa will kill moose and SQUIRREL
oleg say russia #1
oleg say 'Well' see about that
I GOT BIT  IN TH BUTTOX
I HAVE SEX WITH YOU NOW  YES YOU LIKE
I'M KAMAL ARE YOU SERIOUS I JUST FINISHED THE SEEDS MISSION YEA
Adan to nie imie adam to żul
Azamat eat he fat
I buy Clock radio He cannot afford
I consider myself very fortunate  :D     Why? because i dont have to write postals!!!
le smoke le weed le maximum troll
so what you saying is me and darryl related
IT's-A ME MARIO!!!
SILENCE I KILL YOU!
Your Mom Makes good Pie
hey Alex! let's give each other mustache rides!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GUY LET'S SING HIS SONG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU AND MORE WORDS TO SAY.......
Don' thread on me
MAD MONDAY AT COLLINGWOOD
I WILL EAT YOU!!! LIKE A BOSS!
Y U R SO UNSOCIAL? PLS LIKE DA HEADLESS CHICKEN
Welcome... to uncle touchy's orphanage
Christopher O'mallon
ASKS FOR MONEY THEN TAKES CHIPS NO WORRIES MATE
Ka  vEIKi!?
bear riding a unicycle  in disguise
You want pig toes I give you pig toes
I don't always deliver load but when I do
happy eid
She SAID SHE LIKES VIRGIN ...VIRGIN GAMING
Krunal930 Works at subway & loses crashWar
happy birthday mazi!!
I wagered My tooth PLaying backgammon
Bitches Don't Know Bout' My FRK
i milk my goats if you know what i mean
HDIDANE MOUL SNAN L7DID
Derpest Smile
i mustache you a question but i'll shave it for later
hey son i'm ur father
me my mudda
Bushko u Got    wrong pocket I keep IT pocket     is good for me
Ksing someone in lol makes me feel like this
I TINKING ...  I LIKING DA MANS BUTTYS.
Tries too hard to smile shits her pants on accident
I BECAME THIS AFTER EATING CURRY
i smile  because i smile
AK47's For Everyone!
eyebrows but missing plug-in!
i dont normally surf the web but when i do
got two bagels for the price of one
That's what I call Turkish delight
YOU BUY!??!!?
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY
ABOUT TO MAKE YOUR DELI SANDWICH DOESNT WASH HANDS
what is up with it VANILLA face!
trololol 9/11
life is short tic tic
hi my name is sami i grew mustasch at the age of 4
If i was your boyfriend I'd NEVER let you go
tell me how you score from the left?
they very good those beatles
would you like garlic sauce?
MY NaME IS AHMED SHAWKAT AND IMMA BLOW MYSELF UP
Me AHMED SHAWKAT AND I SMELL LIKE  SHIT
Lol at  You
GO TO SLEEP OR I WAKE U UP
They call me Mr. Steal Your Girl
wanna go my cousins name is.... master chief spartan 117
That's chicken isn't it
You think osama's dead? I am osama
i restarted the servers they run on petrol now
DID'NT BROUGHT MONEY GOT JUICE FROM FRIEND!
20 YEARS LATER HOVSEP ATIKIAN
Dame un beso
My name is Yiorgos Come meet my Sexy Goat
y u no kisses!
eat you must have meat on those bones
in soviet russia lsd trips you
y u no use new memes
*Claps hands* habibi!
Luke I am your father
ZAJEBALEM RUNED ORBY MACIE PROBLEM?
I'm the man..... You talk to when you ring Telstra
i is doctor ramsey u come to my curry house
tattiana imari (before the sex change operation & photoshop)
EJACULATE 4 TIMES No Problem
i'm sexy  and i know it!
Celtics is gay
in soviet russia i have most teeth of anyone
yes sir is real gold no potatoes
Loses in football match starts the killing
surprises! i make buttsechs on you
your sentry gun see me but i dont know howwwww??!!
Hello IM mr. Beatle
g.l.a. we blow you up
MOHAMMAD TELL MOHAMMAD TO GET OFF THE PHONE I NEED IT FOR A BOMB
MUHAMMAD TELL MUHAMMAD TO GET OFF THE PHONE I NEED IT FOR A BOMB
Zhuo huang found your mom online
I HAVE YOUR DAUGHTER IS IN MY HEAD
capiche?
speak perfect english still detained by immigration
Im elhad i liek talking to myself
don't worry i treat you like i treat daughter
Hey Lady I'm sexy!
Come on
THE PRESIDENT HAD TO DIE MOHAHAHAHA
my brother is number one bank robber in all cullowhee
kysyttiin palkasta saatiin potkut
U NEED STUFF DONE? I CAN DO MUCH CHEAP
hei normann jeg vaske bilen din?
Marries cousin also walks her down the aisle
feels like i'm living in a movie trailer except for the movie part
my donkey is an ass
yor new profile picture its haram!!!
mami  necesitas ayuda pa' quitarte ese trajecito?
4 ghhjgjh
MID  OR FEED
REPORT licla bg
My wife told me she loved me with her fist
In your Face Stupid
report trynda bg
FERRY JE DENKT IS FISSA ?
I don't know
This guy love you you him to?
the best prices in the city
miina ei kutsu sit&#228; mauste  see olla pepes-special
lollololoplpolo oon sam i haryikainen HALPA AUTO
NEMAKAS? CUMIS? podam si te
Hey Guys I'm MeatBald
SO IF U DONT KNOW ALREADY... THIS IS WHAT I LOOK LIKE WITHOUT MY GLASSES
weed... isz niacee.
YU FACE GODDAMET!
hey men!  You hab kokehn der?
PREPARE Your TORTILLA
'Docter
Or... starve it
VERY NICE HOW MUCH?
I LOOK LIKE AQIL ONLY MY TEETH LOOK BETTER
I LIKE MY WOMEN LIKE MY COFFEE GROUND UP AND IN THE FREEZER
Tha ur wife how much?
ELLO gucci bro
You next jolly
You next jolly
Kina FIRST BLOOD SOU FODA
'sup niggas? see me ridin'?
Чује хеликоптер звера у небо ?ледећих пола ?ата
ODPUŚĆ TROLLOWI
this is what's funny in russia
Ur negro so stfu
H3Y UR HOTT W4NNA CYBUR
No hair what do?
i no how to cheyur u up!
DONALD iS an ass
Can you hear me ? no it's too dark
chicken pot pie my 3 favorite things
DOORBELL RINGS WOAH
Dude in a scale of 1 to 10 What is your favorite color of the alphabet
dude
how high are you? good thanks
makes eye contact with medusa she gets stoned
Hey ass Nice girl
why does jackie chan always play an asian
STOP STARING AT ME in that tone of voice
Dude
Spelling? Oh like harry potter n' shit!
Hey I just here's my number
This is the tastiest color I've ever heard.
no! don't open the window it blows away the wifi
marilize leguana
listens to chinese guy speaking in english thinks he suddenly understands chinese
what if a moustache is just an eyebrow for our mouth
If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pancakes can fit on the roof? Purple. Because aliens dont wear hats
Cooking popcorn in microwave guys! We're running out of time!
Happy Fathers day mom
its friday night wanna go smoke a beer?
Dude
turn off the window it's too bright
Dude
what if walmart and toys'r'us teamed up wal'r'us
how do you like your pancakes? scrambled
mutes music... smells pasta
what if 4/20 was on friday the 13th
nananananana spider-man
whats your favourite color in the alphabet
These cookies taste like cooked cookie dough
how high am i? 6'1
WHY WAS 9 AFRAID OF TEN BECAUSE 10
Drug Test? WHat drugs are we testing?
vaginas are the original 3D printer
can i get a vegetarian pizza with extra ham
You know that skype echo sound test guy he's always online
what time is it 73.8 fm
its your anniversary? merry birthday
think about it guys this is the best world in the world!
orange
Turn down the tv i cant taste my pudding
Dude please... Turn off the door
I can't hear you I'm Blind
there are sausages in the fridge in case you're thirsty
'son
snow is closed because of school
WHAT's your favourite food EAT
oh
naruto is the best jedi at hogwarts
i'm high as... where is nutella
Hey
What time is It? Yes
i should be a phisoloposer
Happy good one! Hope you have a birthday!
nananananananananananananananananananananananananananananana aquaman
Stop yelling at me It hurts my eyes.
what if there was a button on your remote that told you where your remote is
Drunks run stop signs stoners wait for them to turn green
I'm a barbie girl In a yellow submarine
OH LOOK DOUGHNUT SEEDS
sometimes i think in made up voices
What if Wal-Mart and toys R us Joined together? Dude. Walrus.
snakes aRe just tails with faces
the morning is too early
Hey I just crazy and this is maybe so met you my call phone
'You watching the Olympics?' 'Nah
Marshmallows can't fly
dude
Can i have a cheeseburger with no cheese
can i get a six inch foot long?
I'm not slurring I'm talking in cursive
True or False?  Yes
Listen
Time goes really fast when you're not high
can i have a diet water
i like my coffee like i like my woman in a plastic cup
'HOW DID THE HIPSTER BURN HIS TONGUE?' 'HE DRANK his coffee BEFORE IT WAS COOL.'
animal planet is just wildlife Paparazzi
3 is my favorite color of the alphabet
'would you like paper or plastic?' yes
dude you have aids ! Where ?
what was that? I didn't hear you my eyes were closed
dude
the world is like      the best map ever
Water is like the coca cola of nature
I'm not as think as you stoned I am
is today monday or october
cereal
that ass has a nice girl
Why are you awake? Yes.
dudes ! i feel my teeth growing !
the guy who invented microsoft must be richer than bill gates
Dude I can feel smell
'Turn down the music It hurts my stomach'
Quick your barbeques on fire
ARE YOU OKAY? NO
HOw do you call a carlos who lost his mexican? car
Mars is like snickers without peanuts
how old is the person who was born in 1992? male or female?
Memes are like potato chips for your eyes you cant have just one
Officer I swear to high I'm not god
toasters are like tanning beds for bread
got ph.d from kent hovind can count to potato
i love skittles they have every number of the alphabet
9/11? yeah i want a slurpee
i keep forgetting  how to breathe
'What size pizza should we get?' medium-rare
Hello
did you take the class survey? no
yes I am Sleeping
my name is 23 lane blvd. i live on stanley
hey guys
GRASS IS LIKE THE HAIR OF THE EARTH
you can't spell yolo  WITHOUT LOL
batman batman batman batman batman batman batman batman nana
Finals ? Man I'm late on beginals
the airplane goes choo choo
Merilize  leguana
don't drive  the room so fast
DRUNK I SWEAR TO OFFICER I'M NOT GOD
knocks on freinds door responds with 'what do you want?'
If you say jesus backwards it sounds like sausage
Go DRUNK
Box is like  a life of chocolates
How high are you son? Good thanks
Toast is like a bread boner
passes gas turns up the radio to cover the smell
volcanic eruptions are like earth's period
Happy Christmas Merry New year
HEY
I'm not under the influence! I'm high above it!
how high are you? 5'10
'Want anything from the shops stan?' 'eight'
You lost your car keys? That is SO raven
I hate when you're thinking a thing and then weed.
quantum TARANTINO
Swam through Mount Everest
ROLLS JOINT FORGETS WEED
i can count to potato.
plays twister rolls a 7
this joint tastes like weed
I'M AS HIGH AS THE SQUARE ROOT OF PI
im gonna kill you so hard your gonna die
Fingerbones are like knees for your fingers
Dude
would you prefer joint or a bong Yes
I do not forget things That i remember
i only drink water inside beers
BIG BOOBS.. DON'T COUNT IF YOU'RE FAT
hey i just met you got any weed?
i don't speak chinese i speak mandarin
DUDE CHOKING SOMEONE  is like holding someone elses Breath
cheese is like hash for milk
I've had this birthmark for the longest time
pick a color from 1 to 10? juicy fruit
my favorite digimon in the whole pokedex is goku
just listen to that smell feels cold
cereal killer
I can't hear you it's too dark
both of you three Stand in a straight circle
beef jerky is like a meat raisin
yes! harry finally got the ring of power now he just has to destroy the death star
HOW MUCH ACID DID YOU TAKE? YES
sir
Yo bro how much does this cost? points at cash register
tries not to laugh dies
mosquitoes are tiny vampires
fake the hog and jınn the duman
Dude put the video on full screen So i can hear it better
RUN TO THE HILLS! 666! THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST!
i know you but you were somebody i used to know
This song is like music to my ears
aah theres too much light i cant hear
Can i get two large medium pizzas
DUde
RUN TO THE HILLS WHERE the GRASS IS GREEN AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY
Dude
Running is like Riding My Legs
keep storm before the calm
ceilings are like man-made sky
too read didn't long
YAWNIng  is like smoking your drowsiness
Gay? Isn't that when you don't eat meat
A Ship is like a car for the water
makes brownies for school gets whole school baked
DUDE
lets play a game... high and seek.
Its 6am Morning or night?
Dude make some joint Im gonna roll a coffee
pizza or tacos yes
What did you get for christmas? Yes.
Posters are like Tatoos for your walls
DUDE
yoshi? i have that pokemon lv 100
here's my number so call me maybe 'Dude
that's my  giraffe
good sky blue bye
dude history channel they know all
KNOCK AT THE DOOR HIS WHOLE WORLD IMPLODES
Dude did you just fart because I can taste that shit
Press f5 to refresh the page what? both of them together?
Marilize Legajuana
i wana sex you
Stoned? no
gets earlobes flicked
A roll of toilet paper is like A scroll for your butt
socks are like a condom for your foot
THREE IS MY FAVOURITE COLOUR IN THE ALPHABET
How high are you? 5'11
hEY
Raisins they are like craisins but made from grapes
dude... we need a midget friend
TROLL BUSDRIVER PAY FOR TICKET AND LEAVE THE BUS
Thunder is like
Dude  you look like a you
Woah
what is your favourite color  in the alphabet
No wonder this kettle is taking ages its got like 6 gallons of litres to boil
Friend gets speed ticket Did you park wrong?
Airport LIRF? You mean Nissan LEAF!
I got a highstone now i can use the chopper
I am so high I fart clouds
Everyday i'am gangnam style
cAN'T REMEMBER IF i WAS GETTING HIGH ... OR GETTING HIGH ?
ooo... that was your weed? sorry bro...
DUDE AVENGERS WAS SICK SPIDER-MAN KICKED ASS
Dude i'd have to wear a human diaper
What's your favorite band? Yes
Hey Mom i think i'm pregnant
'can I take your order?' Order they are police my stealing
I'M SO STONED I CAN SPEAK RUSSIAN Кошка жира и но?ит шл?пу на коврик ? кры?ой.
How many fingers am i holding? toes?
zombies they're like dead guys
Una Dos Tres Quatro Roku  I Told you I could speak Jewish.
He was like? Then I was Like? what?
I'm impossible to REMEMBER but I'm hard to FORGOT
peyton manning is my non-retarded brother
Intelligent design refers to a scientific research program as well as a community of scientists
this is mambo no.5 eeeeh macarena
best drummer? lars ulrich
dude what time is it??? yes
Prepare for double and make it trouble
I Like bread
weed ...ing books aloud is difficult with a speech impediment
it's bad luck brian's birthday? well i'll be darned!
Lighters are like Pocket Dragons
two eyes
Ordering a drink at a bar Can I have a Dr Pepsi?
the Nis Who say knights
on s'ENJAILLE MON GARS
Haters gonna hate tomatoes gonna potate
Bulbasaur is animal lettuce
You have bad breath in the morning because farts go out your mouth Because they can't come out your ass because you lay on it
Do you want butter on your bagel? No
you got 80 percent on your test? out of what?
dude call my car  i can't find my keys.
How do I like my pancakes? baked
Party hard at night Fail hard in the morning
september 17. 2013 buys gta iv
dude rhyme rhymes with rhyme
Dude it should be illegal to be this high
Open your eyes Stanley
ONLY BLUE EXPO' IN THE JACKET
i don't lay like feeling got today is a new pony of my little episodes
i don't lay like feeling got today is a new pony of my little episodes
i love pigs chicken
turn the radio down i think i smell something
stanley your drunk stanley your the king of funk? thanks man
hey
here's comes the airplane choo choo
Friends are like wood if i inflame them they burn
It is So dark in here  i can barely hear you
thursday  is my favorite number
I'm so hungry I could write a song.
Dude do you hear these colors?
the start don't walk in till i party
no drugaddict I won't be a mom
Gimme fuel
Dude
Happy father's day mom
OH YEAH? WHY DON'T YOU INVENT A JET ENGINE THAT WILL MAKE ME STOP JUMPING ON THE BED?!!
what An hard english exam couldn't divide that number with pi
This weed is very face-melty my face feels melted
dude we should totally start a band
UDE
You should smokally Weed some Total
Why are you still here? yes
wat
SELF SERVICE CHECKOUTS SCARE ME
dude turn down the tv i can't taste my mac N' cheese
how high are you? gay
on a scale of 1-10 what is you're FAVOURITE colour of the alphabet?
whoa! is that grapefruit talking to me?
hey my number just met me so maybe  call me crazy
oops i spilled phone on your water
'you're a meme!' no
what's your name? yes
favorite band? cannabis corpse
*pulls ups to Wendy's Drive thru* Hi
HEY i just crazy and this is number  heres my baby so call me met you
i helped milk the plants mom and i gave the dog 6 eggs
derpole is mad
armpits are like butt cracks for your arms
sup bros? i'm stonley staner
like.. happy 26th birthday chelsea! so...how old are you?
DUDE TALIKIN ABOUT
just now fought a gorilla
These strawberries are so juicy  The're like grape strawberries
Koreans say P's instead of F's and B's instead of V's
Strawberry or vanilla? .......Yes
give a man a bandana he will be warm for a day teach a man to bandanna he will be warm forever
im stoned...
Pizza have can we dinner mum for?
this could be the guy you&#180;RE CHATTING WITH IF YOU DON&#180;T PROTECT YOURSELF
QUESTA &#200;  POLLIA FURA!
you should be able to pay someone for information like a KNOWLEDGE hooker
the super bowl like rugby with buffering
Next station: Pineapple avenue
yes
bURGER KING EAT FRESH
hala barca vista madrid
hala barca vista madrid
dude
i am sofa king we todd did
backback is like trunk for humans
are you cool and relaxed i guess
How high are you? 5 '11
bURGER KING EAT FRESH
waits 30minutes for free pizza but forgot to call and order pizza
What if earth is a snowglobe and earthquakes are the result of it being shaken
dude bass drops in electronic music  are like guitar solos in rock music
Go Drunk Your Home
high money is just as good as regular money
NEED TO GO TO THE DENTIST MY EARS ARE HURTING. CAN'T SEE A THING.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy
is that a window? or is the wall moving?
Please explain... How yogurt is made from cucumbers
MAKE SURE THE DIRT IS DEAD BEFORE BRINGING IT IN MY WAFFLE HOUSE
my favorite science guy... Neil da grass tyson
when are you gonna start studying
is today monday or october?
favourite album? Fink Ployd Dark Side of The wall
All your base  ARE BELONG TO US
the trees have names
turn off the radio i can't see what you're hearing
GOES TO THE CONCESSION STAND ONE EXTRA LARGE COCKPORN PLEASE
for here or to-go? both
I like canyons
death is the #1 cause of dying in america
i don't lay like feeling got today is a new pony of my little episodes
CAN I GO TO THE TEACHER
Dogs are like pillows that love you
non vedo l'ora sia estate per sciare
How! Hi are you?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BUBBLE GUM LAST NIGHT? YES
if pokemon was real i will looking for the dragon balls every day
'Hey man are you high' i don't drink
Dude Dogs are like wolves
can somebody turn off the radio? i can't see what I'm doing
You smack a poke a day
'how do you like your eggs?' regular
smells weed gets high
Dude socks are like gloves for feet
would it be hard for david stern  to get nba tickets
BUYS $300 GRAPICS CARD TO PLAY MINECRAFT RETURNS IT NEXT DAY BEACUSE THE GRAPICS LOOK THE SAME
Dude
YouJizz yes sir!
Textbooks are like strategy guides for real life
dude
wisdom teeth are like an appendix in your mouth
Asks his Wife if she's on her period when he knows she's pregnant
Dude
this song smells so good what color is it?
what if a magician wanted to become a wizard maGizard
'PAPER OR PLASTIC?' YES
WeEd? What weed?
You see that invisible car? It was red I think.
Bacon
Me
get me ten tacos and a jr bacon cheese brah!
Happy new year 2012
turn the ventilator on it's too cold there
Solo fid Or i Meed
Go Drunk man You&#180;re Home
TAentin  QURANTINO
his palms are spaghetti
dude
Megyek st&#225;t kuty&#225;ltatni
why are there so many people at church today?
Boldog mindenkit Kar&#225;csonynak!
when does 12/12/12 happen?
ASKS IF YOU WANT TO SMOKE A BOWL doesnt have any weed
i know we just met and this sounds crazy but
Yes All the tablets
hey walter? wanna smoke some beer?
yOU WANT A SIP OF WATER? NO
i LOVE pIKACHU.. hE'S MY FAVOURITE WRESTLER IN bUFFY THE VAMPIRES SLAYER..
Duh
clothes are just human shaped blankets
i can't hear you the sun is in my eyes
hey dude go watch django unchained
what seems to be officer
turn on the sun its too cold
one pizza please gangnam style
This song tastes like beef
lays inside his own shit
Rolls A Joint Eats it
numbers are like the letters of math
PEpperoni is just meat sprinkles
why are rooms squares? its kinda funny
wait... taco bell doesn't deliver?
Good morning im wide asleep
Dude Theres a lot of tower under farm
Dude
why are the holes in cats fur always in the right spot for their ears?
.
please give me a cold slice of beer
people just dont listen im tellin the truth
These pants are too loud
EyeLids are like Personal curtains
BOTTOM TEXT top text
finishing in your girl is like a hayukin
Dude
trick or treat? sure
philip rivers  in the second half of the broncos game
Oranges pommes
help i'm trapped in this mirror
Duude I just realize..  Tomorrow Is a new day!
dude cool birthmark when did you get it?
orders a pizza 'i'll take an extra large medium'
Mom:'are you drunk?' I'm stanley
i always use﻿ pink floyd while i'm listening to drugs
Kha'zix or rengar? Gragas
'Hey lets have a beer Stanley' legalize it
CITIES ARE LIKE HUMAN FORESTS
Op op op op   Oppan GanJa Style
am i  retarded policeman?
DUDE
holy shit she was like....and was like....Wapoosh....and she was like blaaah
Could you help me? I lost the lottery
Enjoy your meal you too
YOUR WEIRD  OH IT'S JUST THE MIRROR
i dont have taste buds i have taste pals
hey
I' m scared i might flush the toilet down the toilet
OD'D ON SMEGMA
the microwave is fascinating
i can count to potato
HI
Too hot in sauna Throw water on the stove
c4 Bingo!!
Problem... we have a houston
Are you a boobs or ass man? Yes
For Sake's High
THIS INTERNET THING IT'S LIKE A CHOCOLATE DUCK
SEES GREEN TOMATO KETCHUP IN GROCERY STORE CANNOT TURN AWAY
DUDE I'M NOT STONED PUBISH SCHLERONEUM IS A STONE
HEY IT'S TIME TO ASK THE TIME BECAUSE IT'S TEN O'CLOCK
dude
mmmmmm bath salts
status my like
I voted for obama? man
'dude
Whats your view on our countries foreign policy? P. Sherman
I killed someone with my car reload
TOO MUCH TRAINING FOR JUST ONE PIECE OF GOLD
Here's My MAYBE SO CALL ME NUMBER
Everytime you kill yourself A kitten masturbates god
hey sis' be nice and bring me a beer
and then i looked at her and  ..wait
gets high on life dies of an overdose
ey
soup or salad yes
cigarrame un rigalo
i just met you and this is crazy but here's my maybe
Sub eat ways fresh
my house is on fire i'll call dominos
i think someone bugged this room
Soul SOUP FOR THE CHICKEN
2/10 will bang
why did the chicken cross the road? dude i got the munchies
Hey ass  Nice girl !
MOM  YOUR
i CAN'T SEE YOU speak louder
I want too.. Cultivate potato's on the moon.
your mom died? lol
I cAN'T REMEMBER WHERE I HID MY WEED  CAUSE I GOT TOO HIGH
what came first
who is stanley
eats kfc from burger king
hey i just called you and maybe this is crazy but my number just met you
The side is always other On the greener grass
Make up brush a grab and put on shake up
Its 8 AM TIME FOR BEER
Dude. Ha ha  This doesn't taste like chicken
let's get high and go to the beach and shoot clams
Theres no doubt about it Goku's son is definitely yhe best pokemon in YU -gi - OH
Hey do you like ham? Hats doesnt fit in my feet
Which team do you support? Leprosy
dude what day is it 1996 or 2015
drinks milk stares at glass trying to work out why juice tastes weird
IM SO HIGH I CAN'T EVEN MOVE UPDATES TWITTER IM SOOOO HIGH I CANT EVEN MOVE
where is pancake's house?
i support gay marriage as long as now one touches dicks
stanley
marshmellows cant fly
Whats the biggest glass of water  your dad has ever imagined?
Hey yo i'am aN human DO U LIKE FISH ?
IS THE TV ON? NO IT'S CLOSED
50 toons allowed on account all hunters
if i don't see you in the future i'll see you in the pasture..
Hi what would you like to drink...hey i know you! yeah i'll take a water
mutes music  sniffs chicken nugget
guys i think i brained my damage
don't know it  that feel
Whats ur favorite pokemon? 'idra'
goes to work no job..
STEVE INGROSSO
what time is it? april 2014
i'm not as think you stoned i am
out check ass dat
hahaha you have to chew beef jerkey
I remember my first time with bath salts
Roses are red
Somethings i see my mom has two boners on her chest
What if you could COOK MEAT IN A TOASTER?
what do you want from pizza hut  pancakes
soon
I'm just laying down standing up
Do you want cheese or guacamole dip? Yes
dude the new rush album is out!
Don't be fine... everything's paranoid!
wheres the bong? no man i haven't seen your cat
FACETAGES DO NOTHING  ON HASHBOOK
wHERE DID YOU COME FROM? YES
if life gives you lemons banana
what is djent music is that metallica
'Here's my Number
one does not simply ..shit this aint my part
Thanks for partyimg me to your invite
wait wouldn't it be 'drinking' a watermellon?
whats seems to be the officer
What do you want? yes.
WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GOOD
Greetings and  salivations
are you male or female? you
'*stanley u still there?*' ........................................ dunno
what's your FAVOURITE song? livin la weeda loca
snow is closed because of burnside
how much money do you have in your wallet? yes.
Knock Knock AIDS
4/20 is important its like weeds birthday
2 Medium large pizza's
Wind Is flying
Got punched in ribs not sure if hungry or rib broken
watching Thrame Of Gones
You a cop?.  'Yes' Oh what's up bro!
who  is jhilik's mother? wait..i'm CLUeING for looks!
on peut plus picoler au boulot? c est pas grave on fera des bedos de depart
beautiful young women make you rich
lettuce is the ultimate aphrodisiac
likes hashtags
terrible problem
my favorite flavor of the rainbow is wednesday
a rubber glove is like a condom for your hand
Okay...So is out of worldcup spain.... Miss we'll you....
dude
Dude
HIGH? INFESTED TERRAN!
Need information? Bro sure
on a scale of 2 plus 2 Potato are blue smelling
There's vitamins in sunlight? What else is in things?
number c
3awdi chr7 7it fhmt kolchi
do you have a cold? no
How are you? nothing
What's up? Good
How are you? nothing Much
The fourth of may be with you
what??????? she was only anime
My clocks are stuck on 4:20
Bacon Is Art
the moment you realize hummingbirds have legs
'Hey
What is the default option?
Put this song on fullscreen
is this a highway or am i high
kas tu? gal pirstiniu inspektorius?
i went to staples for breakfast last night
The only way to drive high is to not drive high
have you ever tried to combine different memories to make new custom memories
would you like that kebab open or wrapped both
blaze 20 4 it
Are you high? not really... i'm only 5'11'
peans and bancakes
Dude what if banana suits Had the shelf life of a real banana
Excuse me
keeps the toilet seat down when  pees
Coke tastes better than from the glass
bouwmijweekend: 21
Have you heard of the amd 4770k? totally beats the old intel 8350
DOES YOUR IPHONE Have ANDROID?
don't worry
I always drink beer .....yeah
i tried crash dragon but i still prefer spyro the bandicoot
you just nushed' my brain
tomorrow house franklin
aprinde steaua  ca joaca televizorul
DUDE! I just noticed I got pubes on my head
That's not how mayonnaise works or periods
implemented in countries such as alaska and asia
aim high?
What about my contract?
how high is the sky lower then me
WHAT SHIRT SIZE DO I TAKE? EXTRA MEDIUM
Dude
what if wolverine was a pizza?
i don't always get stoned out of my mind but when i do people make memes about it
lfm cM GOLD SRY ILVL TOO LOW
turn down the radio I cant see where im going
Music isn't just about the notes you play It's about the ones you don't
OMG Thats Beutifel
go drunk you're home
brace yourselves i'm too damn high
looks at friend 'I'm so high I can't even talk.'
boromir was right luke should he used the ring to defeat his father
Sex is like Real life porn
Skarute eglota skarute egla nauju dienu metais ja  puos gaurai meskuoti
hears man being gang-raped in front yard bro
Ką tu? Redas ?igonas
soup is just food flavored tea
Snoop dog  the black Willie Nelson
I'm gonna cook some chicken beacuse it's chicken
i like to smoke fun  and have weed
kaip vandintas denvuo kuo nisieliaus
Tuoj susigrindinsi su liejiniu
Yolo? Nah
dude
Sometimes I like to eat the cake off the frosting
monte montenegro
You don't need people to help  reason
i just handed my can to myself
the names crawford gerard crawford
I watched star wars last night my favorite part was when the stars were shooting at eachother
shhhh! I'm listening to something with my eye's
may I get a large pizza with please cheese
May I get an extra large medium shake?
i like to smoke pot but mum yells at me for ruining her garden
smoke gash hood shit
Shine bright like a monster I'm friends with the diamond
Ya'll Jesus Need niggas
Goes to golden corral dips chicken in triple fountain yum
goes to golden corral dips chicken in triple fountain yum
i ate a apple what flavor is this?
i like twitter ileft my window open and it flew away
Let me check my time machine
Happy birthday 'you're welcome'
I'm not stoned i have fetal alcohol syndrome assholes
how much fun do you have? potato
On WHAT FACTS HAVE YOU FORMS HAVE YOU
Wanna smell  the electricity in my armpit?
Duudde I read a photo today
new years resolution? 1080p
why does fish food smell like fish
Dude water is like  the most convenient thing in the world
It is officially  2014
memes
going sober on a bang! Celebrating my last drink ever!
Why are cookies called cookies if they are baked
Happy Year new
how can mirrors be real if our eyes aren't real
Gets on mic types instead
I'm not racist because i have no car
Who are you ? I am Batman
Booty had me like psychosomatic
i brother my found
Air is like gas we all live on earth
I created  Rome Total war II
i just what oh that is my hello banana bear
do you think fish are like.. ..the people of the sea
Missing people ARE  like schrodinger's cat
obamacare would work if they just got the website fixed
SO LAUGH I FORGOT TO FUNNY
poetry is like  music on a low budget
est&#225; em frente ao lavatorio come&#231;a a urinar
in the case of 2 year old jenny charlene you are not the mother
Whats your iq? 4.0
volvo give diretide
gw laper nih mau cebok
i think i.... nah... nevermind... it's all good
My Foot wrists  really hurt today.
Police in Marijuana smoking Helicopter
exo  3 arxidia
No
so it's just a really long skateboard.
Hey is there  an officer
Apenhei uma overdose de... PINTAMOCADA  !!!
pvc imali ti neshto ? dua malku poshih trifa
plays poker with potato chips
eat my banana
Dice Nextop
DISINI GELAP ATAU GUE AJA YANG PAKE KACAMATA BENING
yo no tome nada sabe
Shhhhh I see sounds
o alves e' o melhor guarda redes de minecraft
gloves are like shoes for your feet
la mejor parte de dragon ball z
Ne Mengue
SO LAUGH FORGOT TO FUN
FAST RICKY AT 1ST AND 10 FRIDAY ALL RIGHT!
I though he is a potatoa but then i noticed he is Rallus
WAIT.... WHAT?
C - H - I URRA !!
I&#180;m a Serial Killer
Vendi mi sultan.Primero di los papeles Luego me dieron el PK
2 mas 3 por 2 la respuesta es 36
Says a Miata is a Girl's Car Drives an Automatic Civic!
Dude
elmentem az e'tterembe de nem volt borom pe'nzre
puedo estar drogado pero si se que Chabelo tiene 1362 a&#241;os y es padrino de Crist&#243;bal Colon
sento odore di bruciotti biscottati
metete el orto por el cable
Ho drogato un panino al cocame e mi sono mangiato di salamina
stay poney gold boy
cheerios are just  racist froot loops
Go home hrothgar you are high
NFC pairing is like smartphone sex
i want five large pizza hey are you calling me fat
RASENGAN IS  AVATAR JUTSU?YES?
Cuanto vase un valo de helado
I thought i heard transformers but it was just the garbage man
shut your mouth when your talking to me mom
I recognize the sound  of your face
An elbow is just an arm knee
SCALLOPS Are the marshmallows of the sea
You crazy??? OK
Made myself a PB&J. But first I toasted the bread. This is going to be the best grilled cheese sandwhich ever
i ate salt it wasnt tasty ;_;
la parte que mas me gusto de monsters university fue  donde woody salva a wall-e de freezer
Seals are just dog mermaids
I don't always wrong use a meme But when I do
MOM I SWEAR THE CHLORINE HAS A LOT OF POOL
don't look in my eye... i can't see the tv
nah
Nutmeg It works
What is your favorite Cereal to drink
How would I like my eggs? French fries
sharpening pencils is like giving them a haircut
JUST REALIZED THAT 7 OF 9/11 CAN&#180;T STAR TREK
game 1 if necessary
i am a mother fucking KITE
Soup or Salad? Yes
You are the only one Who deserves me
sleeping it's just like death
I like to think about it  Like a SAUSAGE through time
2 and 2 are 4
Lights in the movies are too bright tells them to shut up
I went outside with my laptop and I couldn't see myself on google maps
FARTS ARE LIKE THE SCREAMS OF TRAPPED POO
used a telescope to look stars sees small heads.
My favorite animal Is potato
is this lamp touch screen?
HEY I JUST CRAZY
MY WIFE IS PREGNANT WHAT SHOULD I TELL MY GIRLFRIEND?
bieber is like an adult male
What if that asteroid and moon was another earth from another universe and we are actually watching ourselves in the future?
sunbathing is like connecting yourself to the charger
This guy knows to search the wiki... why don't you?
Batman batman batman batman batman batman batman batman nana
beauty is in the eye of the tiger
JINKIES! I DIDN'T KNOW MY MOM WAS A PICTURE!
'THE # OF JEWS IN BAGHDAD WAS 120000 IN JUN 1950
DUDE YOUR AS FAT AS THE POPE IS BUSLIM.
SORRY I CAN'T HELP
dude
You're old school? I'm high school!
mon stim dan mon latet fer mon vin rouz
I ONCE WENT TO APPLE STORE THAT DUCK DIDNT KNEW WHAT HITED HER
hey!! ma mother from another brother
Went to a pool party Thought the party was in the pool
SE SPUTI IN FACCIA IN CIELO TI VA
i have 99 bitches  but a problem ain't one
smoke day  every weed
Take me down to the paradise city where the girls are green and the grass is pretty
man this shit is bunk I don't feel nothing
PLASTIC kNEECAP
I THINK I JUST SHIT MYSELF
Yo
dude
One me Another roll
I'm going to eat healthy so i can save money to play more video guys
Happy birthday dude! blow out your wish and make a candle!
when i close my eyes i turn into a circle
Drugs take like... golf ball scoops of your brain
Can i get two large medium pizzas?
you only yolo twice
SE SANGUE IL SALE IN TESTA... MUOIO?
Hi
4/20 is the important day ever in america whoa...today is what?
CHE L' INIZIO ABBIA FESTA
Would a mod pack only contain mods or also maps?
That song had really good acting
favourite cartoon Bongespob paresquants
favourite movie riddikles of chronic
BATMAN batman batman batman batman batman batman batman  NA NAA
hey shut up! you smell that?
Happy 420! Gesundheit
Now say the alphabet backwards sir G
are you okay? my legs fly
619 619 boyaaka
wa t
's;[pl09hg sorry
dude
lo giuro su ubriaco non sono dio
I HEAD VOICES IN MY HEAR
I got Lotion in my eyes
we can clean the tunnel washer by sending it through itself
riddikles of chronic
WHAT'S THE TIME? PURPLE
Otin h&#246;rpyn oluesta kun is&#228; ei katsonut Vittu et pelotti...
dude Are u high ? Five !
YOur boyfriend is not into cars.... Does he get maNIcures too??
One Time... Nevermind
Der Herr der Ringe - Die zwei T&#252;rme  Der Herr der Ringe - Die zwei T&#252;rme
can che morde non abbaia
That DISPENSER is clearly a spy
I see you got a new car Let's go on a bike ride with it
prenditi azioni delle tue responsabilit&#224;
?ん?????元気???？ itu bahasa arab broo
wait? what?
hey girl Shall i carry you home?
WHat time does the 3:00 meeting start?
ONLY BLU EXPO' IN THE JACKET
WAITER REACHES TO TAKE HIS MENU SHAKES HIS HAND
I left my factory outside your hat
SONO SCARPATO NELL'INCIAMPA SKS
Dude
turn straight
Dude
let's like a picture it saves africa
my favorite color  of the year is friday
why cant i afford to pay attention
what time is it? 21 degrees
Muggle
Hi SuOMI IT'S GUYS AGAIN
Trys to count to chocula runs out of milk
give a man a hamburger
A MUSTACHE is just an eyebrow for your mouth
PASS ME A SLICE OF PEPSI I MEAN COKE
THE MORNING IS TOO EARLY
DID YOU SEE THAT? I WENT DEAF FOR A SECOND
'Knock knock!'
The radio is like tv for blind people
CTRL+SHIFT+ESC IS LIKE A SHORCUT FOR CTRL+ALT+DEL
batman
borrows your headphones 'Man
Oh
Cow butt my favourite
Dude
Sleep IS LIKE  A TELEPORT FOR TOMORROW
too me
EHhhyheeheheee whuuuuut?
'GIVE ME LIBERTY OR GIVE ME DEATH' WHO ARE WE FIGHTING?
The universE is like The BIGGEST universe in the wOrld
Tires Are just shoes for your car
Weed in pastry get sconed
Guys turn the music doWn It's to bright in here
Quentin Tarantino yes
DUDE I'M NOT TOO HIGH I'M FOUR HIGH
high? medium
lasagna is just pasta cake
My SWARM IS  TO DEFEND THE JOB
dude
Geef een punt tussen 1 en de 5 voor de tevredenheid van erik stevens z'n club  7
mit mond a h&#252;lye gyerek az anyj&#225;nak? APAAA!!!
my name is james bond..  james bond
wUZ GOIN ON GUYS DIS IS MARTYRSBRIGADE99 COMIN TO YOU ONCE AGAIN WIT ANOTHER SESSION A DARK SOULS PVP
white boys be like im good
Hey Happy Paint Satty's day
Rob Riches is Buff Gordon Ramsay
Cashpop is beatiful? This is him in the morning.
Dude...  Bread is like raw toast
call out pikachu yes
Silver is the same as glossy grey
I like to smoke pink floyd and Listen to marijuana
Cute girl at 6 o'clock am or Pm?
Woah I can hear the rainbow
SHHH...QUIET DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING?
rock
can't see buddy. turns music down.
I love wearing suede Because you can draw pictures to yourself
'How do you like your eggs?' regular
Csak egy p&#225;r s&#246;rt ittam a kortyb&#243;l!
Tomorrow was great
What was i going to do... ...on the toilet
do thE  oPPA gAGNAM sTYLE
Snowboarding is like your a butter knife and the mountain is the bread
PAlac je licin na njega jebate
I'm not adicted i wasn't high tomorrow
So do you ski or snowboard? yes
This movie is so fake everyone knows real zombies don't run fast
What do you wanna do at 1am? ........Nerf Gun Fight?
if you spin the fan backwards it will warm us up
Dude twister is just MULTIPLAYER yoga
Dude that indian Dude is an indian
WOW El Barto is bart ?
sometimes the cat sounds like he says words. like meow. . . meow . . . meow .
Stoners. The only things that bake at room temperature
I smoke every day of the day
IT'S ONLY SWAG
FOOD IS SO TASTY
Why not both?
You... You think theres still a vote?
Where do you live? yes
We should use lions more often They eat people
Thinks he is god's gift to reddit really just a douche
SMURFS LOL Expects to have competent teammates
dude
What if brownie points came with real brownies
water is like blood for ice
duuuuuude 420 likes!
'This milk tastes good' 'it was grown locally'
I just Dutch Ovened myself But with burps
FISH ARE LIKE  BIRDS in the sky
Penguins are like little Pandas with wings
Books are Like Movies you watch in words
When i took psychedelics its gonna be amazing
YES OR NO? OR
death knight is my favorite summoner in all of hon
I just had the coolest Idea for an invention! An Invention Making Machine!
wait
Officer: how hi are you Idiot: no officer it's hi
Dude
What time is name? John O'Clock
What's up? Okay
Yesterday i chicken
Give a man a hamburger and He'll eat for a day Teach a man to hamburger and he'll eat forever
dude there's a knock on my phone
Adam sandler he's the Jeff foxworthy of comedians
My favorite rapper is lady gaga
I love eating water
I like oranges they are like orange juice but nature
'Cats: stepping on your shit since the 1400's' They had cats back then?
mexico is like canada but in the south
Dude
my Feces tastes  like shit.
Sticks head out window Wind feels good in my eyes
DUDE
My throat is red I can feel it
White people..  Are just white black people.
Happy Flowers Sorry i don't have any Valentine's Day for you
DUDE
Close the door you're going to let all the wifi out
farts are the screams of trapped poo
the moon is like a giant toenail
DON'T BELIEVE IN THE LIE IT'S NOT TRUE
if you don't bring derby you die
Dude
Dude its three kind of people its those who can count and those who cant count
Man your water tastes very good
what time is it? 17 degrees
THIRTEEN Is my my favourite colour
Olyat fosok le mondod a bok&#225;dat
the house flooded? must have left the toaster plugged in
The house is on fire? Must have left the shower on.
prostitution is like cheat code for relationships
huh wacht! Wat nou als jij iedereen die een potenti&#235;le partner zou kunnen zijn slecht gaat behandelen?
Where do you live? 07627814673
*TRIES TO OPEN DOOR BUT ITS LOCKED* HOW DO YOU DOOR?
pot spelled backwards is top and if your on the top
I'm allegric to cats which is why i hate carrots
Dude
a spider is a land octopus
testing server?
a kaka&#243;ban olyan enzimek szabadulnak fel hogy barn&#225;bb lesz
ASTRONOMERS SHOULD BE CALLED SKYENTISTS
If you're reading proofs does that mean you're proof reading?
invites friend to the house doesn't open the door
That turkey looks like a zebra
what if when you thought you're taking on someone elses personality they are actually taking on yours!
How old were you when you born ?
crisco: it's not face wash
is this real life or just..life
pillz r gud
I like trains
This apple tastes like yellow
Support or adc? Yes
DUDE
holy crap!!! i just saw the weirdest looking smell
what if friday is ACTUALLY saturday  just a day early
hazamegyek s LALF HIFE-OZOK!
How old were you when you were 9
M&#225;ra kell neked a cipő? Nem
Dad calls wassup dude?
sir
What if  I have chosen the wrong meme
What if  I have chosen the wrong meme
One does not simply shit
one does not simply shit
going to school is like going to the movies without popcorn
Why does my pizza Look like a hot dog?
I learned the whole alphebet right up to letter ten
dude hiccups are like coughs but in reverse
coffee is just  bean water
Second is the first last
&#201;n mondTam hogy a fanni egGy fasza csaj Se halja seha nem
I use to do drugs. I STILL do
No az &#243;sz&#246;vetsg istene
I had to think of the word for teeth
Begedűs H&#252;linapi  Szarty
The bottle of beer on that table is somebody finished eating that?
So like Time is real
are u high yet no i'm yes
Most jof&#225;zz&#225;l P&#243;skagyerek
so your beer is invalid? Hold my argument
alphabet soup! taste the rainbow!
dokolate chealer records
Dude
MY FAVORITE COLOR  IS OINK
I am like a cherry pie... baked in the oven of life
Jarrow Pack I know this sportsman
reposting is like sharing on fb on 9gag!
Skrillex Rangbarang
im not as think  as you high i am
Olcs&#243; h&#237;gnak H&#250;s a leve
Registros unicos ??? AUTOFILTRO!!
oh basta   senno melo si incazza
TURNS 19 DOESN'T KNOW THE WORDS TO i WAS ONLY 19
Istv&#225;n Varga
mielőtt f&#252;vet lap&#225;toln&#225;l ny&#237;rd le a havat
dude hash me the pass tray
DON't EVEN need a brainfreeze
I am aware it was as limited as the words procured it; as well as lamens terms percieved itself to be.In and of itself
vettem egy zacsk&#243; levegőt de a fele chips volt
I dont like fatties unless they're rolled up with weed in the middle
*pulls two chocolates out of bag* god has blessed me with two
your home go drunk
what if 4/20 was on friday the 13th
Smokes 1 bong
Do you want to eat here or take away? no.
DOES ALCOHOL AND CODEINE MIX? AFFIRMATIVE!
i put the 'i'm high'  In  'i'm high'
dude
The real face of Kitawolf.
104 herblore? i dont think im high enough
Keresd a fot&#243;t a hib&#225;n
Hol tal&#225;lhat&#243; a bp shop? kk
i'm on the high way to hell
undercover genius
Laci A L&#211;
I'm stoned lol
Mesltem a h&#243;nak egy viccet  AZ&#211;TA SZAKAD
Most J&#243;sk&#225;zz&#225;' Pofagyerek!
Autotune is Photoshop for the voice
nem beszlem amit rtesz
krumplik&#225;s papri
رامین کیخایی بعد از بستن شهوانی
Tam honks  a furrest gompb&#243;l
I wish walmart would have layaway year round i would save so much money!
Supla dur&#225;s  Wari legyező
menj&#252;nk st&#225;lva v&#225;s&#225;rolni! Kt lgy egy csap&#243; alatt
kimegyek Mogat fosni
Ria
Maybe The gold Is the rainbOw
if i had cola i would eat it
GO DRUNK YOU ARE HOME
Are you lift? Do you even mad?
most j&#243;zsk&#225;zz&#225;l pofagyerek
Hows my driving i think were parked
Happy Dup&#246;uy juan birthday
I don't know how... I am going to explain a gerbil to the doctor
i am the real quentin tarantino
HOw old were we  When we were nine?
Bőv&#225;ri Kence
Can I Please Get a  medium mcchicken?
Dude
Whens your birthday? 3:05 pm
Drinking water is like a shower for your insides
Mirt j&#243; a mazochist&#225;nak? Mert ha j&#243; akkor rossz hameg rossz akkor j&#243; teh&#225;t j&#243;.
Tartsd meg az &#225;llatot te mocskos apr&#243;!
Szia hogyvagy?:) 2 cukorral lgyszives!
Can I get a Football MARINARA?
Dude
Couldn't sleep Too excited for alarm
'What schedule is your college on?' 2 quarter system
Krumplik&#225;s  papri
close your computer it's too cold in here
can you see me? no its too quiet
turn around I can't hear you
WHen i ran Some of the high came off of me...I felt it
dude...starbucks is open until they're closed
Ha van 10 jgkrmem
i haven't showered since last year
What Can I Say? Cameras bring out my inner beauty
Do you know how to say Cool in icelandic? HOW MUCH!?!
dude escalator is like moving stairs
Ociffer. I swear to drunk I'm not God.   There's no blood in my alcohol system. That's my stuck and I'm story to it.
N&#193;LUNK MA AZ EB&#201;D kRUMPLIK&#193;SPAPRI VOLT
Vedd halkabbra a szomszdot mert felj&#246;n a zene
Csukd be a hideget Mert bej&#246;n az ablak
two large medium cokes and a sundae with big mac
There's a full sun tonight I burn easily in the dark
Dies hair red. Ahhh mom musta bled on my head. how cute.
Thomas Oberholzer ? Broccoli !
Tegnap nztem a zent Mik&#246;zben hallgattam a kpet
duuuuuude! i forgot
Ugyanabban a kuty&#225;ban St&#225;ltok ruh&#225;t
horv&#225;tk kor tali 11 n&#225;l
What kind of sleeping bags do you have?  yes
I don't like weed its too green
I can't hear myself it's too small
is cremated everyone gets high
I CANT HEAR YOU ITS TOO DARK
I have a vest If my arms get cut off
potpourri has pot in it
Hallasz engem? Nem
is kristen stewart smiling or i'm drunk
where are  you? sure
dude are these bumps my knees or my shoulders
wait bro wait.   what if we are eating human flesh and just told its animals.
milyen magas vagy? j&#243;l k&#246;szi
what if you could smoke legos
'When are we going to see you again?' 'Yeah hopefully'
Nma gyereknek anyja se l&#225;tja a f&#225;t&#243;l az erdőt
Mom i'm not drunk I'm just idiot you good feel
dude
High off of weed brownies nothing to eat but weed brownies
People at television are rude they don't answer me
happy christmas merry new year
woah japanese are great they did that ''pearl harvard'' thing
Happy birthday Christmas Now give me Presents
It was so weird  I was born on my birthday
13/13/13 is gonna be crazy
Telephone rings someone's texting me
ToothPaste Tastes like peppermint yogurt
What i want for christMas Yes.
happy christmas AND A MERRY new year
happy holy   christmas merry
Happy CHristmas to you Happy christmas to you
ssdsd
Dude. what month ıs 13?
you have 10 new receivements
WRAPPINGPAPER? yes
pop a sweaty im molly wooo!!
dude! have you noticed my birthday is a week after yours every year?!
dUDE I THINK EVERYTHING TASTES GREAT WITH CHEESE sure grass too
What is your favorite daytime? Friday
are we almost there? okay
cop 'how high are you?' hi how are you?
Doesn't go to the gym and still gets ripped
Bill 115 takes away teachers rights dude I just spent a bill 115 on marijuana
Malem minggu dikejar anjing  biar super greget
MY NAME IS STONLEY STANER
stay in drugs
lets toss a coin HEADS WE GET STONED
Selamat hari ibu semoga di tahun baru ini menjadi haji yang mabrur
what if i told you... monkeys are kind of like apes..?
Christmas is the day jesus gave birth
be cool my moms home i know its your moms home
of course im going to take improved smite. it has a 75 second cooldown. That means I will be using it at least 10 times in a 75 minute game.
Car crashes DUDE THATS THE BEST CONCERT I'VE EVER WENT TO
Snow flakes... are like rain drops that float
grilled cheese hold the cheese..oh wait.
lets toss a coin heads
how's my driving? call 1 800 wow dude
lets toss a coin heads we get stoned
dude how is my driving i think we are parked
dude
what if december 21st is on friday the 13TH?
Krumplik&#225;s Papri
3 words dont care
I have four words to describe that ri dic u lous
once i was in finland twice
Dok. Seriously?
woah
Dude
leave iphone on the desk if u go take a pee on the toilet
harvest moon itu  game perang di konoha pake dual kriss buat bunuh zombie terus bisa terbang pake jetpack kalo staminanya abis dia bakal menyembuhkan diri pake magoi dari magi
I'm so tired  I could count a horse
i know we just met and this sounds crazy but
Can't you see that sign? are you deaf?!
milyen &#252;d&#237;tővel adhatom? baconnel
Party Hard
Stoner stanley ? what happened to rocker stanley ?
Its too dark i cant hear i have a problem with my arm
What Planet do you live on? Progeria
I want 2 orders of sushi and a side of crab rangoon gracias
do you guys sell books?
Pulled over for dui what seems to be the officer
'leftovers'are like Meals for later
Mark whalberg was the tree
lahso in effect requests full length
Tsundere? TACHIBANA KANADE
I play evelynn with oracle  so that my teammates can see me
why did the chicken cross the road? peanut butter
we've been walking for hours
Todays lotto numbers are  orange and blue
joseph ducreaux meme? i don't speak mexican
dude
so yeah
so i go yeah
election? i oated four Vobama
So i'm like
dude close the window youre letting the music out
Turn it up I can't understand what they're saying
computers are like chinese doctors
Doors are like condom of house
dude
dude
Nah
working hard or hardly working? yes.
yall stole  my weed
go home man youre drunk
Mostly cloudy day Blames smokers
dude... whoa ! that's
im david vonderhaar and this is what i looked like when i made bo2
go drunk you are home
Can you get me the pot  from the cabinet? we have pot in our house?!
I love veggies i lav green stuff too
can you see me? No the music is too loud
Happy repeal day! as if laws would stop me from having a good time...lol
SURE !
How is this stoned guy meme called? Yes
dude
Bitches be like.. im not high
Pass me the blunt wut?
Smokes 10 blunts its not strong enough
N&#227;o sou desorganizado apenas doU LIBERDADE PRAS MINHAS COISAS FICAREM ONDE ELAS QUISEREM.
Calories have Hennessy?
happy congratulation day
How do you like your pancakes? scrambled
Out to Change the world buys pair of tom's
whoa
They told me i could go anywhere  so i went full retard
WRITING ON A WALL IS LIKE VANDALISM
dude hostess should have a bake sale to save the company
Holy Shit They nailed anxt
you're not the brightest cookie in the shed
Whoa
My favorite naruto character is goku
i agree let's all bomb bubbles
Help
who let the dogs out? ouf ouf ouf  oppa gangnam style
dude
I can't sleep because of the full moon
wrocilem do ojczyny przeniesiony przez chmure
Go Drugs You&#180;re Home
Odysseus and the odyssey are like the same thing
HOW MANY? orange
NOO! I'm allergic to the colour 6!
High-fiving yourself is like clapping
the dewey decimal system is like the alphabet of books
HEy girl i lurk on reddit
the pan pizza looks good what flavors do you have?
the only word i know in spanish is aloha
Get me A Beer! I am Hungry!
TURN THE RADIO DOWN I CAN'T SEE
HUAEUHAUEAUHEUA Morguei
They say that smokin' isn't good for us. wait
All the other cookies must be envious of oreo Because it is milk's favorite cookie
the jolls dont always smoke weed but when they do 
GO HOME
DUDE It's like Minus Zero degrees out
ichigo itu yg ngbangkitkan juubi dan dapat mengeluarkan benda dari kantong ajaib yg hidup dibawah air
hamburger is the BEST MEAT EVER INVENTED
the number b answer is.. letter 3
Socks are just underpants for your feet
Does Bath Salts Becomes a zombie
got assembly plugin for eclipse in linux? text editor
i like those beatle guys ringo
Aye dude you miss your exit oh wait im driving
Smoke weed everyday and on other days
Hats And glemitS? Yes
SOLO JUNGLE
figures out a complex conspiracy can't remember what it was about
trips acid and smokes weed scared to put in eyedrops cause they'll go into my pupil and kill me
dude
dude what color is red wine?
gets wished happy birthday happy birthday to you too
Tells friend to shutup 'Shh
do you even  weed
What if we could celebrate 4:20 twice a day?
my favorite color is camp
People from new mexico Are called new mexicans
Vejt du vaa Nu byri vi taa
ice just floats around in its own blood
Dude you reached level 53? you are so badass
dude
Bananas are like land squids
king of pop michael jordan
I'm a speedboat ........... *brbrbrbrbrbr*
'you're stanley
how late is it? 5th Episode 
zin in le smorge? le smorge?
Whats 1 potato plus 7 sticks in a pancake? 27 swimmiing pools on a computer.
this is the coldest hot water ever
wait for the drop did u see it???
Subtitle too small? dude
Vader wants to control outer space yoda wants to explore inner space
Hi Micheal Whitfield
i can drink water just like if it was vodka
Can I Use The Cates MR. Restroom?
anti radical free oxidant
Plays Single player /home twice
red wings gives you bull
In roomateS room 'Where's the bathroom'
Patricia call me maybe?
congrats you're gonna be such as good physio
how much  is a 30 cent cone?
masturbates being caught by her mother
That moment when you got to have a smoke and realise you are already smoking
Boobytrap backwards is partyboob
Today is the tomorrow of yesterday
I Tried to put the alphabet in numerical order But the colors kept changing shapes
Dude i'm wondering... if i'm more drunk or more stoned
dude computers are like houses for files
how many kids do you have? over 9 thouzand
PEMBALAP FAVORITE SAYA ADALAH JOKOWI
i can feel the inside of my throat and its cold
WE'RE using PI IN MATHS? BETTER BRING A FORK
did you put brownies  in these cookies?
play game crossfire mass kill
the ceiling is moving like sand threw an hour glass
Dude My hand totally smells like cherroies
I don't wanna read animal farm i'll just ask people on my contacts
What do we want? McDonalds! When do we want it?       I forget who I am
Hey Man you hear that song? nahhhhhhhhh
i can do that beer hold me
you how they say like
butter or mayonnaise  yes please
Do you remember Your first memory?
Im gonna get out of pants and put on bed now
Im than  ready more
I like twilight
'How much did this cost?' Delicious
Everything's black and white Except for the colors
Are you ready ? no
can you close the lights
Is it just me or the floor is closer today?
hey
You know how you get like... normal niggers.. and tribal niggers
WOOP WOOP ON  STYLE GANGNAM
How high are you?  Higher than the sun
Drops cheese curl Who farted?
'it's surf time' grabs golf clubs
GO STANLEY HOME YOU'RE DRUG
why do they call it the xbox 360 ? because i left game stop and smoked a joint on the way home
why do they call it the xbox 360 ? because i walked away and bought some weed instead
Dora The Explorer Film Dewasa yg bertemakan horror
cAN YOU PLEASE TURN ON THE LIGHTS OFF
bro i stole the dog
Colorado Marilized legajuana
dude i feel like ryback weed me more.
I don't get a lot of high texts but I get a lot of texts that say hi
SMOKE SOME WEED MAN - YES I DO
Romney is going to win didn't you see the rasmussen poll from 2 weeks ago
Are you a boy or girl yes
I DID THAT ONCE... I SET MY BED ON FIRE
Man falls from bridge his brother's name is  John
errmaagerrdd weed
Move Your Seat Lose Your Feet
'How
allow me to re-introduce my self
Graphics card is like glasses to your computer
yo Mom can you tell my mom to cook some pizza rolls?
Hey dude
Dude
Yeah
my name is bond mori .. bond
Dude look at this pokemon  its name is goku
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
shit Damn
dave's  not here man
they call them fingers but i never see them fing
Dude turn out the lights i can't hear you
i'm high as hell
cium pak polisi biar greget
I can't wait for the new season of the news
hold on... did anyone see my legs?
hey whats up? yes
heter oskar er st&#248;gg
Go get one at the dollar store They're about 4 or 5 bucks
It's like a kitten.. But Human.
I can only feel My left toes
its so bright in here i cant smell myself think
How high are you I dont
stop chewing with your mouth open 'I want to hear how it tastes'
We'd all be safer if everyone had guns
can I get 2 number cheeseburgers
hello what name is yours? No it's not
'Hi
no cry dont woman
'Refresh Page' *poors water on computer*
what kind of teeth you brush your toothpaste with
SILENT!!! I SMELL SOMTHING
Hurry  blow out your candles or else santa won't come
Dude
handshake is like hands hugging
Hey dude
Gimme my glasses i can't hear without them
Put the toys in the basket or they will run away
DUDE Your car really needs a bath
HAS THE MOST MUNDANE OF CONVERSATIONS WITH A WOMAN STARTS FANTASIZING ABOUT HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER
Badgers badgers mushroom
DO U Understand? 'Pie!'
I CAN'T HEAR I DON'T HAVE MY GLASSES
Bought Philosopher's Stone for more armor
heyyy girl i got a bong with my cousins
Snoop dog. No
All old people are hipsters they did everything before it was cool
maralize Legajuana
Job offer ? Where did you get that quest ?
Shampoo is like  liquid hair soap
When my joint is in ashes you have my permission to get high
I dont know what they're arguing about but that black dude looks like the president
this is the pest bost i've ever tasted
I DONT DO DRUGS ILL TAKE A DNA TEST TO PROVE IT
Truski z kluskawkami
How high am i? 1.95m
Snoop dog No
goes to radiohead concert 'Dude
Can i get a cheeseburger hold the cheese
I'm so huckinG fIGH
are you tired stanley? Thank you
if we didnt sleep
U kNow wut wOuld be cool? An oct31 on a friday 13
I come from the land of the ice and snow where the grass is green and the girls are pretty
Dude my screen is broken but
YOU LONGBOARD? TELL ME HOW RACIST ARE ALIENS
taste buds are like the fingerprints of our mouths
haze is like reverb for lights
Stonely
Sometimes You have to get really high to know how small you are
Brazil? i report u
Even Stoner Stanley  Is confused by this video
i wonder 'did we smoke tomorrow???'
I cant see you its too quiet
OH MY GOD
HISTORY TRUE
I can't hear you Let me get my glasses
THE NAME'S JAMES BOND  ...JAMES...BOND
Like your coffee black or white? Yes
marihuana? i don't eat those pills
sees picture of dog pets screen
life is an ocean and the fish are dreams
hey! Invented new letters! Γεια σου πώς είσαι;
On a Scale of 1-10
don't know the answer? Duuude
Dude the water is wet
guys quiet down i can't smell the radio
I'LL BE BONG
how many ounces are in an ounce?
Go back to the woman kitchen
'did the door bell just ring?' ...taco bell
watches oven for half hour waiting for pizza to be done realizes he never put it in
i am under the influence of alcohol
the meets stones the queen
Music theory is really fun
BY THE LOOKS OF THINGS I HAVE HAD TO MANY BONGS
puts weed in secret hiding place forgets where he hid weed
Stops Car. 'I'm waiting for it to turn green' stop sign
'i'm gonna listen to some music' logs into netflix
Kan du kj&#248;pe meg en flaske r&#248;yk?
U qova kesh tu kqyr TV Mkish pas rrok promaja
when you shit bricks  you'll see it
the pizza rolls  are boiling
huehuehuehueh MORDEKAISER
what if there was an igloo in a desert
What do you want to drink? medium
hey girl! i like your shoes! they'd look good under my bed!
WHAT DAY IS IT? YEAH GOOD THANKS.
MI CAP&#205;TULO FAVORITO DE POKEMON ES CUANDO GOKU EVOLUCIONA A EL MAGO OBSCURO
spanish inquisition ? no one expects the
STOP THE LHN OUTLOCK!!
hey
Dude The air is transparent
I vote yes
shqip smerremi e vesh flasim
WHAT  I CAN'T HEAR YOU IT'S TO DARK
looks like you Your twin brother
DUDE WHAT IS IN THIS CAKE
i took off my glasses i was like deaf
BOTTOM TEXT TOP TEXT
i like eating
DON'T DRINK DO DRUGS!
Mata mata  assim voce me nossa
dude make it fullscreen I can barely hear it
goes to the gym  'im feeling bench'
hey stanley how are you  'green?'
RIP Neil ARMSTRONG 7 Time Tour De France Winner
Who is your favorite Beatle? Elvis Jagger
I don't high smoke always but some I do when grass
are dead bodys cold as hot pizza
sTANLEY
Mmmm Edna I love to hear your smile
rings someone up 'hi can i help you?'
HOW HIGH ARE YOU HI HOW ARE YOU
CRACK ADDICT... BUT MUM SAID DON'T BE A QUITTER
dude how long have you been high yes
dubstep in human form
Why's everyone keep calling me roger
i didn't choose the drug life i chose the drug life.
hEY BRO i WAS WATCHING THAT UNTIL YOU WOKE ME UP
ON A SCALE FROM 1 TO 10... WHATS YOUR FAVORITE COLOR IN THE ALPHABET
eat this.......taco? how long have you owned it?
YOU GONNA EAT THAT?
Dont smoke weed the first time Just skip to the second
totally going to vote for mitt Romney
SESH UP TAHMOOR PARK
My favourite number of the alphabet is green
lel
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I'M THE FUTURE COREY
ARE YOU OK? STANLEY
hey i just met you  here's my mum
HOW ARE YOU? YES I AM
I can't I simply can't
is it raining outside? Monopoly boot
Give a man a poached fish and he'll eat for a day teach him to poach and he'll eat forever
what makes you happy looking me?
Hey weeds lets smoke guy
BREAD IS NICE WHERES THE WEED?
I'll have a Big mac with Frite and spries
i like turtles ttuurrtlelesss
And i see this calling
I like tacos on the rocks
dude.. red is color in the rainbow
SOY BORRACHO
My heart is a comfy chair for you all to sit on
I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL WHILE STILL BEING IN COLLEGE WHILE WORKING A JOB AT IT
Dude
when you gotta go home? 107.7fm
Africa
smoke that rum drink that joint
Hey Ephraem audition me
SAYA SO TINGGI SEKARANG! O SHIT! THAT WAS MALAYSIAN! I'M IN INDONESIA! I'M SO HIGH RIGHT NOW!
'IS IT BURMA OR MYANMAR?' MALLOMAR.
(KITTEN MEOWS) 'YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOUT
'POOPIE' HEH-HEH-HEH-HEH
YOU SHOULD TOTALLY SPIT ON THAT WITH SALIVA
CAN I USE YOUR PHONE REALLY QUICKLY? DON'T FORGET TO FLUSH IT
no occifer i didnt smoke any top
BatmanBatmanBatman nana
THAT WAS THE BEST 10 SECONDS OF MY LIFE
Here's My MAYBE 
IT'S TOO DARK I can't hear you
'what are doing in the kitchen stanley!?' I'm dashing the wishes
Hey Bro... can you see that orb thing Obama's holding?  Whoa...
sou feio
dude
Hey dude! tell me what the bottom of this picture say i don't wanna strain myself
Let's the bath tub fill Whose Phil?
hEy mangy
how much weed have you smoked? dunno
Where were you all night? fine
Duuude listen
Turn down the stereo I can't taste my Macaroni
Clear before beer You're in the weed
I was thirsty
IM doing idea I no have What
HEY WHATS UP? THE CLOUDS AND THE SKY
alejate de la oscuridad! ve hacia la luz!
Hey Cocaine's a hell of a drug
i was taking photos on mount taylor
99% of the people in the world are idiots be the onE percent!
drssrreezzsthu
DUDE
makes fun of mates job asks him for discounts on products for his house renovations
inane to the sane men in brain to the bane!
has amazing idea for a dubstep tune spends the next 3 hours listening to pad presets
30th Olympiad? I'm a huskers Fan
man i just went all in with a 3 & 6 in pokerist and won
sorry for sexy and i party rocking
YOU MEAN THIS PLACE IS LIKE LIFE?
Eu vejo a rua mas a porta n&#227;o abre
courtesy scan  to price clerk for a u check
Dude...... what was in that bong man...im so stoned....what do you got in your fridge?
gets a hangover watches dexter
can i get two orders of toxoboxes
the shire is going to kill my buzz
do a roll barrel
hi eriiiiiiiik
i uhh deeeeeerrr
i'm supposed to be stoned just because i'm black?!
Kathy  add me on facebook
tararara hey...hey-ho! let's go!
you guys wanna roll a bowl right now?
feels cold take on sunglasses
hey rachel u like twinkies  come over ill show u a real twinkie
MATT DAMON!!!!
6 blunts to the dome swag
lol dude did I said a joke or you did?
Where is my mate? Micko Micko Micko
I'm sick get me methication!
hears matt and elija speak about important things interrupts with rude noises
are you drunk? no i'm sxe
am i quentin tarantino...?
got job as a septic cleaner didn't find shit
the clocks go back from 6 to 7
BROTHER IS MY BRYBRY
Hey i just met you Wanna get High?
nom nom nom my favourite color
sad song plays on the radio look out window and pretend you're in a music video
my meme was deleted okay
MASTURBATED RECENTLY. HAS THAT FEELING OF GUILT AFTERWARDS...
gIRL YOU LIKE TELLS YOU WHO SHE LIKES AND ITS NOT YOU... oKAY
friend request from forever alone guy declined ...ok
got an ipod for my birthday but i don't have ears
'your car is on fire' okay
forget my birthday? okay.
Finally get Pottermore Letter Get sorted into Hufflepuff
Depressed enough to contemplate suicide Too depressed to actually do it
Go to the blackboard okay
ACCIDENTALLY DELETED BLOG NO ONE NOTICES
All your friends tell you gtfo okay
can i come with you guys? NO? okay...
during sex
• someone cuts in line in front of me • okay
SUICIDE nobody notices
THANKS
'404 Not Found' okay
I already had one red bull but i don't think its safe to have another
you have to gouge your own eye out to get the key okay
MADE A GOOD MEME FORGOT TO LOGIN
THERE's Nothing right in my left brain THERE's Nothing LEFT in my RIGHT brain
send message to girl she goes offline Okay
gf: 'not tonight
'the DNA results came in. your mother is your sister' okay
'you're too late
mom: clean your room me: no dad: clean your room me: ok
GOES TO MEMEGENERATOR
computer crashed while fapping i came staring at a blank screen
'YOU SHALL NOT PASS' OK...
Girl ask me to make a sandwich Okay
SCHOOL TOMORROW OKAY
she gave me aids... ... okay
need achievement for raid need raid for achievement
Spend millions of own dollars getting elected they elect the other guy
Buy an awesome 50' plasma TV Forget that you're blind
school time bye minecraft 1.8
Ask for wine
friend lies so they don't have to hang out with you.  okay
tech support guy put me on hold okay
need job for experince need experince for job
doctor: you have a gluten intolerance. say goodbye to all those yummy wheat-based foods okay
'the cat wants to sit in your chair.  get up.' okay
Post an epic video in facebook nobody likes
My poltical beliefs do not fit in a meme
one does not simply walk into mordor okay
MAKES IMAGES ON MEMEGENERATOR MOST FUN I've had ALL DAY
pay taxes so the state can enforce laws you oppose okay
you have been disconnected from the server. okay
asks a girl for her number 'i have a boyfriend' okay..
Make me a okay guy meme oh
Delete facebook?  No one notices..
my doctor said i could no longer be an adventurer guess i'll just be a guard
is funny in real life Can't make people laugh on reddit
defeated a dragon not absorbing its soul due to a glitch
Does multiple choice math problem answer isn't an option
'you're adopted' okay
eats a snickers not satisfied
34 FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK Okay.
But... okay
makes meme and it get burried in the thousands of others okay
game crashes after five hours of unsaved play okay
You stay right here while I call the cops ...okay
Wants to create a meme doesnt have anything cool to say
created a meme cant find it
You hate me I'm sorry
told to work christmas okay
FAIL SECOND REDO OF LAB WRITE-UP OKAY
you're grounded okay
Following 200 people have only 20 followers
send the email to 25 people crush still didnt ask me out
MAde a meme and many people use it No one upvotes... okay
met a blind chick and was sure she liked him her friend whispers something in her ear then she gets up and walks away
post status friends comment ripping on you gets more likes
no one likes the memes you make! okay
fanfiction.net deleted my m rated stories okay
I mentally have an argument with myself i lose
origin downloads bf3 instead of installing off cd okay
Is it in yet? OKAY
no ....yes
Can i please... oh
GUYS TELL ME TO GIVE HAT OKAY
2001 WAS 10 YEARS AGO
all ready to watch my  a new episode of my favorite show. thanksgiving special comes on. Okay.
Girlfriend screams your best friend's name during sex OKAY
this is sparta!! okay
Vader: I am your father okay
drive by a schoolbus  kids give you the finger
wanna go out?? no!! okay....
Practise fifa everyday Never win a match
I..! ...Okay
404 - page not found okay...
friends make plans without you
WANTS SPIRIT SIMCITY SOCIAL Won'T GIVE IT
ADULTHOOD IS WHEN YOU GIVE MORE CHRISTMAS PRESENTS THAN YOU RECEIVE
Make an Okay Guy meme for me oh
2 Twitter followers.  okay...
Hey i'm going to change turn around
Troll threads get more responses than you Okay
told to gtfo ok
My first post have -5 dislikes
Clicks new time line on facebook now cant go back
'the x-ray indicates that you have a parasitic twin taking over your body' okay
'your wife left you for another woman' okay
hello? suicide hotline? yes ill hold
saw facebook messege was read but never was replied
everything was right in the world then came pop music
changed to facebook timeline can't change back
it's ok to be okay guy
ran out of love okay
another skrillex unreleased wait
another promise broken okay
My mom isn't my school's principal  I am the 99%
Someone already gave you that christmas gift i bought you okay
sitting anywhere with group of friends always on the end
MADE A MEME
talking to hot girl she starts talking about her boyfriend
she farted on the first date okay...
gets asked out by epically hot chick is actually a dude
MONITOR MY ONLINE ACTIVITIES? OKAY...
made an awesome meme only 2 likes
'the single panel version of the meme has yet to fully take off or develop numerous examples at this time okay
posT a 'Like my status iF...' on fb 0 likes? Okay.
Person on facebook logs off right after you message them okay
No more videos? Okay....
The only job you'll ever get is cleaning shit okay
TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE OKAY..
your text doesn't get answered for 12 hours okay
not okay? ...okay
Girlfriend: you're not making a tumblr!!! oKay
gets friendzoned okay
Porkchops? Okay
giant meteor hurtling toward earth okay
You will call later? Okey
has not responded to your last poke okay
heart of the cards guide me! *drAWS SKULL SERVANT*
BLOCKED MEMEGENERATOR.NET? OKAY...
We're sorry
You saved over my game i was engrossed in for 49 weeks? okay.
Okay Sorry
With crush and friends hear them talk about how other guys are perfect for her
she didn't text me back? okay...
2 days to oxy refill its ok guy
spend half an hour coming up with a clever facebook status nobody like's it
like my moustache?  nope 
called a faggot by some loser okay
TEll joke
can we just be friends? okay
Named Christian reddit hates me
Friends says i should be more positive okay
bad connection
SAYS SHE'LL COME PICK YOU UP
Entire family gets ripped apart by insanity wolf Okay
i just.....i..
I'm OK Being OK
You and your band decide to split up THEY CREATE A NEW BAND EXCLUIDING YOU
fap? okay
Club is interested in you Doesn't offer you the job
Dark souls didn't play hq today as promised
you're not giving away free samples? Okay...
nobody likes my memes or jokes okay
goes to the mall with friends pays for evrything
makes meme gets no likes
The servers are busy at this time.Please try again later. (Error 37) Okay
My life's a lie... okay
Loved you online. Goes home early on first date Okay
she said 'goodbye' 30 minutos ago she is still on line
My card was denied? Okay
vending machine won't take my dollar? okay
former meme-fanatic tells you to move on okay
no one buys a yearbook  okay
BUY YOU TWENTY PAIRS OF SHOES
Made a 99 on my test.. My parents are gonna Kill me
69 okay
shows up to school no one told him it was skip day
NO LIKES ON MY FACEBOOK STATUS? OKAY
i olny dated you to have a shot with ur dad 'okay'
catches girlfreind cheating ok
nobody upvoted my new meme except for me okay
Didn't post me a happy B-day Thread? Ok.
Asks crush on a date busy? okay
focus on your studying okay
i see you driving 'round town with the girl i love and im like okay
Can I go? no? okay
'Choose which kid to keep' okay
one does not simply walk into mordor OKAY
video not available in your country okay
finally got mailbox open no mail
bEING RELIGIOUS IN SWEDEN IS LIKE BEING THE ONLY DRUNK PERSON IN THE CAR AND NO ONE LET'S YOU DRIVE
Okay
plays duck
plays musical chairs only one standing when music stops
dear crush
Turns out she's nice to everyone okay
Mr.Kid okay
NO MONEY-NO HONEY!!!!!! okaaaayy.....
Sorry we stopped serving breakfast at 11 okay
Breaking up with me? okay..
mom tells me and friend to go to sleep. OKAY
Boss calls at 2 in morning says come to work but but but....okay
Trying to think of punchline was unsuccessful
'it's 50 bucks sir'
0.01 K/D ratio ok
hARRY
Forgot My Birthday
Your true love has repeated sex with another person okay
brags about new vlog nobody cares
Crush didn't show up to school today She must hate me
What if we both like each other ... but both of us think we're in the friendzone
your girlfriend asks to buy her a porcshe its okay
NO PEN BUFF FOR  e100 really? okay...
Notices time gone by reading memes continues anyway
Everyone in the world is dead okay
nothing noobs hahahaha
ASKED FOR A BIG MAC WITH NO MAYO
There Is No Happy Here
gets rejected by girl okay
Redskins beat cowboys; skins fans laugh at you okay
MUTED MY PROFILE UPDATES? OKAY
Likes a cute girl's 'TBH' status Doesnt get a post
EXAM ON MY BIRTHDAY OKAY.JPG
Study electrical engineering they said... It will be fun they said
ASKED FOR A BIG MAC WITH NO MAYO
I USED TO BE A Bioware fan Like you But then I finished Mass Effect 3
protoss? okay
Searches for an insulting meme ends up making fun of himself
Waiter got order wrong eat it anyways
made meme page isn't popular at all
WIld kissing with gf gf is on period
you cant tell me what to do okay mom
'SHUT UP!' okay
Friend asks you a question Doesn't care about answer
was friend once you don't want to be my friend anymore? okay
Make a Rage comic the [fixed] version makes it to the front page
No one Ever pays me in gum
walk up behind andrew chi to say whats up just another asian that looks like andrew chi
STarts a meme that gets downvoted okay
Typed 'memegenerator.com' Ended up at 4chan
Meme got one upvote It was mine
weed but no papers okay
we can date but no sex? okay
I say 'I'm gonna have 5 Cookies.' My mom says 'You'll have 2.'
Goes to downforeveryoneorjustme it is down
pUTs facebook timeline by mistake accepts the fact that it is forever
Get up to get food Seat taken
no democracy okay
friend drove car without asking and totalled it okay
girlfriend tells you to make her some eggs. Okay
girlfriend says to make her a sandwhich but.. (glare). okay
I'm losing sponsors? Ok. I'll apologize.
'TURN OFF THE COMPUTER!' OKAY
Worked hard all week. greenslips haven't come in yet ta thinks i did nothing
first comment on reddit -1 comment karma
Turn off minecraft in college Okay.
bookstore gives you $10 for $200 book okay
waits in line for hours you're in the wrong line mister
the santa said he had a gift for me. now my butt hurts.
Splashed bY another man's urine in public toilet doesn't say anything
GIRL INVITES YOU TO PARTY MAKES OUT WITH YOUR FRIEND
IE7 OKAY
Signs up for psychology study for money Gets Duped into doing some crazy shit
200$ textbook is required  okay
Free to play  have to pay for premium content
Please turn down your music
#Followback?  No? Okay.
being trolled by everyone ...BUT knowing ALL IS true
can't make a good meme ok
people on the internet know to respect me No Forum Badges
Drove past msu got an undergraduate degree.
Exam on my bierthday okay
actually grading the final okay
I took your paper OKay..
Finally decide to tell her  asks if she can bring her boyfriend along
creepers can open doors now? okay
HBC Moved okay
They unfollowed me. Okay.....
no more memes okay
crisis: no mortgage loan okay
sentenced to death okay
mother eat my pizza well ok
I dont know if i am okay i know somebone is missing in my life
mom:go to bed OK
collosus? okay
YOU DONT WANT TO TALK? OKAY..
All my memes were deleted okay
you got 20/100 okay
all the CHOCOLATES are eaten before you get one okay
facebook forcing new layout? ...okay.
SCHOOL RESUMES OKAY
Finds a good link on reddit it doesn't open
i dont want to hear it okay
-20 on my favorite thing okay
Customer wants to return product I pay for the shipping
Being so unpopular Even your mom declines your friend request
MAKE HILARIOUS CAPTION IT'S HIDDEN INTO OBLIVION BY REPOSTS
you're grounded okay
ex-wife still wants alimony payment even though she's remarried? okay
Spend 60 dollars on MW3...Same as MW2 Okay
gf cheats and she tells him okay....
opens new page on browser doesn't remember the reason
FIVE MINUTES TO EXAM I NEEDA GO SHIT
oh look what you've done
Spell word wrong SPellcheck SUGGESTS that you are retarded
Asks GF's Permission to use a picture for profile She says no
bOOSTING PARTNER'S TURN IS FIRST. OKAY
I asked for a raise ...they gave me a cookie
Your mom is MEN! OKAY
Just farted Everyone knows it's you
MUM CAN I GO OUT? NO? OKAY
Bella is 2400 miles away from the beau okay...
water all over the computer okay
can fly all shipS only wanted for his basi
i lack the physical anatomy necessary to fap successfully okay
the single panel version of this meme has yet to fully take off okay
'WATEVER LOSER' oKAY.
Lag? draw...okay
want all my money .........ok
it poured the whole time were tenting at the campground and the tent leaked okay
i couldn't stop farting the whole 3 hours we were stuck in the elevator okay
'i like you
gets laid off
'i think we should see other people.' okay
my wife cheated on me with my best friend okay
scumbag steve ate my lunch okay
wipes 90 times
You'd rather watch the world cup than go to the beach with me? Okay
johnny xd
YOU GOT ME XBOX ONE INSTEAD OF PS4 YOU SAY? OKAY
Good news stories? Not for me Jeff
bought ex-box instead of pies 4
'actually I just started playing minecraft' okay
girlfriend make me a sammich! There she goes good girl! uh... it tastes uh... okay
OKAY
Watch game of thrones they said it will be fun they said
that moment when you do something awesome
says joke in chat no one says anything
calls 3bet with 10-2 suited. flops a flush OKAY
Y WE NO POTATO SNACKS
i care
$165 a quarter because I forgot my card? okay
For sure? Cancelled?  Okay.
THE SIMS 4 DOESN'T HAVE CREATE A STYLE OKAY
you're working overtime saturday! okay...
JAHA MERA CRUSH HAI
y u no stop saying okay! okay
Flood all your countries with foreigners and give up your sovereignty okay
UPDATES FACEBOOK STATUS: FEELING SAD NOBODY NOTICES
Hore sekrarang hari minggu yah besoknya senin
Kept phone for charging forgot to switch it on
It's True
Starts new game with friend Friend never plays it again
Could've been a GAMER Ended up as an MBA
Last In line for GTA V Sold out
'No way
knows he is right cute girl says otherwise
You know you are in love in a girl when you don't want to bang her anymore
'I Love You' Response: 'Let's Just be friends'
I BEG FOR VOTES FROM PEOPLE I'M SAYANTAN
never!!! okay
15 amigos curtiram Headbanger nervoso
NEED EXPERIENCE FOR JOB NEED JOB FOR EXPERIENCE
'You are my best friend' OK
You can't send yourself a friend request. okay
buat muka sedih  Depan muka cikgu
Me:Can I come over? Friend:Not right now
OP delivers: the safe is open My internet is too slow to load the entire album
YOU WILL SUBMIT TO ALLAH AND HIS PROPHET MOHAMMED PRAISE BE UPON HIM BY THE WILL OF THE MIGHTY SWORD OF ISLAM!  'OKAY.'
That moment when you see that an old lady can grow a better beard than you
girlfriend said to stay home okay
you'll never see your friends again okay
i don't like to get out with your friends okay
my face when my mum says i can't get something from the store
I said hi to them but they were  O_O

THAT SAD FEELING  WHEN IT HAS RAINED AND OUR GAMES PERIOD IS CANCELLED :(
got a designer suit for christmas 'aww
'you were denied for off-campus housing' okay
'please complete this survey to access the content umm okay...
Okay 2 it is
Hello? Suicide Hotline? Yes
your account has been temporarily disabled okay
David cameron is prime minister okay
Oh...you're not allowed to date maybe next year
Hate Eda Okay
Farts....craps pants realizes he was going commando...
okay
'You Need to call in your refill' Okay
your lover
hey! you look like a carved potato okay!!
makes a new account because former username sucked has to regain all of his precious karma
oks
no-one likes my memes okay
'You cannot go without paying' OKAY
your account has been temporarily disabled okay
YA NO ME OCUPAN PARA EL CAFE SIN EMBARGO ESTOY ORGULLOSO
stepped in dog shit smelled shit 10 minutes later inside house
mi mejor amigo pololea con la que me gusta
no phone.. okay
I wasn't that drunk! Dude
'sir
Amikor 1 ponton m&#250;lik a doga
oH OK
nyesek momen adalah ketika lo udah ngasih kode ke cewe yang lo suka tapi dia gak nyadar-nyadar
oh so i'm beautiful because i don't know it? okay
Person puts chooses gun in rock
My pride fell with my fortunes. okay
okay
There was a time...  when music was actually awesome
Invited Company To Go out to  Eat Would Rather EAt Celery
how you look after an argument with your mom
'You'e adopted' okay
I'm sorry Talking Abortion Politics On facebook Didn't Go over as well as you had planned
your crush in relationship with your friend OKAY
logs onto af site: service unavailable okay
I think divya doesn't like my memes ok
Oregon Trail: You have died of dysentery okay
obama is a muslim
saw all the new movies chick flicks it is
kiley: I dont love you Alex: okay..
SPAWN MORE OVERLORDS! ...okay
2 of 143 people found the following review helpful okay
don't make fun of 2012 statuses? okay.
someday i will be president !!!!!NO!!!! ok
adulthood is finally realizing nothing you write on the internet will ever make a difference
Ron Paul loses election okay...
no one like meme okay
DEAR shooting star
Looks like you're either a brand new user or your posts have not been doing well recently okay
DIGENE .......
'sorry u need a invite to get into  your sons wedding' okay
sending a nice text to her and only get a 'lol thank you'
okay
friend tells you guy likes you. few days later you ask about it she tells you she was joking okay
grab a brush
op didn't deliver okay
Got friendzoned today too close to the 21th to find a new
OKAY  GOODBYE MIKE
bugs in your program Okay...
CUANDO TE EMOCIONAS Y DICES OKAY
Wanted to have wedding at church spike said no
When I see an 8 year old girl... with more friends than me...
'i'll KILL YOU' OKAY
Okay I guess i'll just leave
That moment when something you down voted is on the front page okay
no answer? okay then
that feeling you get when  you come up with a clever meme
have to wait months to pay full price on an ihpone5 okay
but i got f*cked over
Well  thats okay
oh well i tried to put on a disguise
Not coming to thanksgiving? okay
GIRLFRIEND CHEATS ON HIM FOR THE FIFTH TIME oKAY
update status No one comment
I need to buy an 8gb flash drive to play halo 4!? okay.
goes out drinking with friends Spends twice as much
got an opod for my birthday but dont have ears
Runs up to catch bus The bus leaves
'i love you but i don't like you' it's okay
NO ONE SAW WHAT I DID THERE
hope is the myth mankind created when we understood fear is invincible
is 3 year anniversary husband probabaly forgot
okay...
lowers enemy's health and kill was stolen okay
friend changes video game i was playing okay
got a new !pod for my b'day.. but i dont have ears!
H&#196;VISIN V&#196;ITTELYT
I'm ugly and...I know it
It`s okay some people don`t look like the troll face
YOUTUBE VIDEO HAS NO VIEWS BECAUSE PEOPLE NEVER WATCH VIDEOS WITH NO VIEWS
Okay
THE FIRST TWO TIMES I ASKED YOU OUT
someone cuts in line in front of me okay
'ASTEROID predicted to hit your area' okay
Wants to shave eyebrow no shave november!
word says your name is incorrect changes it to suit word's needs
Presentation Okay
ARE YOU A NEW STUDENT? BEEN IN CLASS SINCE FIRST DAY
116 degrees in summer
YUNG FEELING NA MAY PASOK NA BUKAS
BOGU won't deliver with Javier but it's ok
celebrating cindy's birthday...again still no one remembers mine one year later
celebrating cindy's birthday again they still don't remember mine one year later
all right ill wait
sits in a business class doesnt get attendance
Dawnguard isn't out yet For PS3
goes on 7 dates
when friends don't care.. i.e <+[EF]hippy> csb
I told her beautiful in a photo deleted my comment
person on the phone calls you sir the whole conversation you're a girl
I want to see the new twilight To see the r-designs
nobody on facebook wishes me a happy birthday okay
when crush says she likes u but she goes on a date with another guy
Got raped by teacher  home schooled
i had to sell my car for gas money
ALL I GOT WERE STEROIDS
HAS SENNHEISER EARPLUGS IPOD BROKEN
They keep saying the right girl will come along i think mine got hit by a truck
Stop stalking jennifer okay.
Wife yells at me okay
turret dives to kill anivia egg spawns
need social skills to find friends need to make friends to gain social skills
OkCupid
Mom is on the computer? Okay...
Calls lilola 'bin grad am spielen'
boyfriend wants me to finish homework before we talk Okay
birthday on april the 1st No one believes
a vote for gary johnson is a vote for gary johnson okay
mas s&#243; tem beliebers directioners posers e maggots queria sair com uma metalhead
kill yourself okay
SOMETIMES... PARENTS CRITICISM GOES TOO FAR...
Helps team reiss
Bought a dog for girlfriend realizes that it took your place on the bed...   okay
tired having trip tomorrow is monday
Its okay its true
gets asked to hangout than sees them with with someone else
Okay
have you heard about iphone 5? no? okay
YOU SHALL NOT PASS! oKAY
Okay Bill
Existence really is an imperfect tense that never becomes a present. OKAY.
being Told to go bed as a child ok...
TGIF by the way you need to work this weekend OKEY
hmmm ok guy speed untuk upload lambat :(
THE AWKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU TELLING A STORY AND REALIZE ITS NOT FUNNY ANYMORE
friends tell you to shut up okay
Asks if she loves you back 'oh idk' she says
Finally sees the ending of Lost Okay
ROSES ARE RED 
has not responded to your last poke okay
You know you're getting older  when your little cousin starts wearing a bra
Wrote a Fanfiction    had fifty views no comments and half of the views are your own okay
Hi..... You..... O....K?.....
ALL GUYS AT MY SCHOOL ARE UGLY FOREVER ALONE
DOWNLOADED MEME CREATER REALIZED I'M NOT FUNNY
douchbag steve likes his sister okay...
so all of you were invited okay...
3 years in starke's class still doesn't know my name
my father? High Expectations asian
i finally get a my little pony toy it's a g3 character
its burning hot during the day so i wait for it to cool down it's freezing at night
SORRY BRO You're still the best bro for me. I LOVE YOU.
Kurwa Dogoni
ما?ي حد يعيد علينا :| WTH Guys
Tries to post statuses and people always correct them Okay
school starts next week okay
About to make an advice animal Someone's already made it
sgt eagle changed to jet vac okay
SAY A JOKE .......  PINCH!!
MY MUM SAID I AM UGLY
your parents invite all the cool kids to your house for a party You are not invited
takes a shit water splashes up
sees group of people circling around something rap battle
I own my own mountain Of debt.
socially awesome penguin doesn't relate
avoids facebook timeline facebook converted me
goes to matthew and doms party  doesnt have a onezie
Maen game harcore tapi laptop softcore okay..
can u unbant me admens  plis admens im sry sry sry admen!! sry mr arren
5 days term break okay
edita min bild!!! sofi: OKAY :'(
So you don't want to chat anymore  It's okay matt
slammed while skating can't sleep on the side because my hip hurts
Gunners are about to get nerfed...
THis is going to the front page for sure! Gets one upvote...
Hey hey
maen ava dulu...
Ofkay
vtmb character generator you have been embraced by the nosferatu
But I likes them just the way S/he was
Works late gf doesnt return call
Tries to resolve problem everybody keeps bitching at each other
But i... okay.
okay
MY Minnow team lost in cl okay
the shire it is still on tv
I wanna make more memes but I'm drunk and wanna go speepy time...
I thought my piece was cool until i went on /r/glassheads
That moment when you Asks your best friend to hang And he's like ' No
no more game of thrones posts on 9gag okay.
Go to college so I can get a job to pay off debt from going to college Okay
sent demo of one more time baby didn't sign it
be chill phaggot m'kay
Let's do it As the last over 9000 times
okay...
well.... Okay....
Get in the van  OKay
tries first big stair set lands primo
eSE momento amarggo cuando vez a la chica que te gusta besando  a su pololo
his mother rejects his facebook  friend request ...okay
NEW 9GAG MOBILE SITE HAVE TO CLICK on EACH POST NOW TO BE ABLE TO VIEW IT PROPERLY
sees what our youth has come to  darn...
They picked ezreal faster than me okay
not on mctop time to get #1 in fishing
Crush asks for relationship help. okay.
I really was serious but... okay
you will see Apocalyptica next time okay
Beats England has to face germany
didn't get a Planetside 2 beta key 'watching youtube ideos is good enough'
i don't do drugs but i post about them to make friends
Several people want me banished to the moon okay
HE SAId 'SHUT UP' FOR NO REASONS OKAY
due due di picche in due ore okay
I'm not god tier? Okay
XTC DIVORCES EARL OKAY
Checkmark?
HEY I JUST MET YOU
is about to buy minecraft java needs update
YOU HAVE AIDS OKAY
doesnt have a body okay
Friend zoned  Okay
eating a hot dog le wild friend appears and asks to share
I'm afraid i have some bad news...you're a potato okay
Alles fotzen ausser mutti
i have no body okay
darth vader is my father? okay...
APPLIED FOR A JOB 'WE'LL JUST CALL YOU'
you didn't use cooldowns that time? okay
Okay okay
...okay
someone takes your chair okay
Cherche sa maison sur google earth tout le village est cach par un nuage
bought some chips and i didnt get change okay
fell down the bike and you started to laugh okay
Tryingto do science work Dan campbell keeps sending F****ing memes!
spend 20 minutes making funny meme no one upvotes
No okay
Uite
you lied about falling in love with me? okay
'i only see you as a friend' Ok....
Okay Guy
Says Goodbye as MVT people go Home at the end of the day You are in Europe
me dejo por otro
'top ten girls to like my status' Doesn't get selected
I got sorted into hufflpuff i'm not okay
so i cant touch the dancers okay
homeless guy shits into the palm of your hand okay
Timeline? ok
sorry babe i love you <3
Gets back the wrong change ok
when i grow up i'm going to be a failure
yegy ye5osh el 3amly tegilo N# 3 fi physics
all i wanted to do was say hi to emma
High steward expelS you from the loc  Okay
That sad moment when your crush says that she can find you a gf
drop to combined science they said you will score a1 they said
someone asks if hes ok not ok!
submits yeah.avi to gifsoup finds out it turns into nope.avi
buys something on ebay arrives in 3 months
speed limit 50? ...okay
you have 1 week to live 'okay'
farts when no one is around people walk in room immediately
COOK MY OWN DINNER AFTER COMING HOME FROM WORK? OKAY
the person that you love says she loves your bestfriend okay.
okay .jpeg
Sorry for asking
'Give me your money!' okay
the person that you like say that she likes your bestfriend okay.
OKAY
Birthday on christmas nobody remembers
Runs all the way up stairs to get keys Dammit
rafael  y u so mean
official party business only? okay...
HIS NAME IS JOSHUA POULSON
cries alla wakhbar bomb doesnt detonate
CAME TO STEAL THE PREMIERSHIP WENT BACK WITH TEVEZ
Storm outside LAUNDRY is too
Bored at work level :  Used the 'Back to top' button on the votepage...
tries to view images only sees small blue box with question mark
teacher fails you okay
took two months to grow a mustache co-worker said he looked like a pedophile
asks me not to say sorry says sorry
LISTEN TO rsm webcast eardrums blown out by unexpected coughs
i asked for no tomatos now im going to get ranch on my fingers
I CANT BUY THINK I LOOK LIKE A POTATO OKAy
how was your day? ...okay
someone pooped on my chair oh well. okay.
die okay
only one without hdtv okay
Coupon EXPIRED STILL WANT
used to get 2 weeks off for spring break now only gets 1 week
aSK FRIEND TO BE PARTNER ON PROJECT BUT SHE ALREADY HAS ONE... OKAY
you killed me because you caused too many facepalms
guy next to me says hes jerry sandusky  ok guy
a liberal arts degree is worth its weight in gold at less than 10 grams it's too bad you paid more than $500 for it
i have nothing to live for okay
Invite friends to party thru facebook and nobody responds? Okay
Get pulled around drive thru  they show up 25 mins later because they forgot about you
NEW MAPS AND ATLASES OKAY
you have beer
me llam&#243; la t&#237;a mas buena de la clase y  me dijo: ven a mi casa
Get's groped by richard? okay
You already started writing the ticket? okay.
ESMAVU changed  my life
Give me liberty of give me death! Neither. Okay.
'tbh only doing first 50' no likes.
Oi
Lives by diet coke and code But i dont think its safe to live by redbull
'Go to the principal's office' okay
post on google plus nobody notices
Friends on fb 1
the nice girl i paid to sleep with me gave me Aids? okay
I remember becoming an owner in season 4 and recruiting for 3 days now I am just a quitter with no hair
he said she had nice cupcakes... ...and i grabbed them.
she had a bun in the oven... ...and i was hungry.
'hey let's go see 'the vow!'' okay
Pays for a 40... Gets a flask.
weed all gone ok
you sad bro?
Muszka osztalytalalkozon
UNIX Users SED
only open parking spots reserved for faculty okay
i told you the truth and lost you as a friend
Name says Stephen directly above still calls me steven
Goes to tullys at 10 closed at 8 on saturday
Get to front of lunch line: they close the window on you okay...
your vote doesnt mean shit! okay
SEND PURGE AN INVITE DOESN'T RESPOND.
Wright food court? okay
Mom: sorry
The cleaning lady cleaned the bathroom! No wait. Last night i got drunk and did it myself
1 new text message It's my bank reminding me that i don't have any money
You're not invited to the party
i was like
You're not rich? eh....okay.
no one to chill with but gavin? okay...
account never given? ok.
ramirez! heres a knife. save the world. 'okay'
okay i am not like him
No bread? Okay...
Angus adair forever alone? okay
Większe podatki ok
Doctor prescribed wrong medicine
could've Lost id
you're fired! okay
tell me to raid pirate ships okay
stfu elliot go eat lube! okay.
korni daw ang buhay ko
WEITER!!! OKAY
my skyrim disc broke
' I'll never let go
Meme generator denies my original memes okay
god loves you leukemia at age 5
you cheated on me for the 9th time? okay
Nobody likes you damian okay
espen made me lose gurubashi trinket okay
when I see this meme i hear mr Mackey
JERSEY SHORE IS STILL ON TV? OKAY
I need you to stay late tonight
Climbed the CORPORATE Ladder Can't get down.  Call fireman.
you're fired right meow
A Thread has come loose on my chair Cancel all of my meetings
my computer is the fastest in this office also its Nice and warm to sit on.
what a crazy day only 18 hours of sleep
THIS IS SERIOUS BUSINESS Now excuse me while i lick my balls
I think I need to sleep on this project
Increase profit margins? you gotta be kitten me.
We need to think outside the box so i shit on your desk
I need that timesheet ASAP I'll stand outside your office meowing until it's done
1% Of The Cats Own 99% Of The Catnip
Jenkins
Good job
alright everyone gather for a meeting meet me on top of the cabinets
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE?
UPS brought an empty box cancel my 4 o'clock
catnip on desk someone just earned a promotion.
i need you to get the ball rolling so i can chase after it
What do you mean you can't use your computer? I've been lying on your keyboard all day and it works just fine for me.
#YOLNT
Needs a promotion leaves a dead bird in front of boss' office
hate this job and want to kill myself but keep landing on my feet after jumping from tall buildings
WE HAVE TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX BECAUSE I JUST POOPED IN IT
get in my office right meow
Are you realy kicking meow-t of my office?  You've got to be kitten me
OMG A BALL OF YARN CANCEL ALL MY MEETINGS
I've had it up to here With the PAWLITICS
got a raise
I need those reports on my desk right meow
C'mon people
CLIMBED THE CORPORATE LADDER cANT GET DOWN
'honey I'm staying late again no we havnt caught the red dot yet'
its unethical
WE NEED TO THINK OUTSIDE THE BOX I POOPED IN THIS ONE
Bureaucat
You need a sales incentive program? I'll pull some strings.
Well excuse me
loses big account vomits grass
i have no idea what's going on i am a cat
Work Harder george shake that string
Catches the red dot promotion
time for your background check turn around
Computer Crashes You've cat to be kitten me
i used to be an adventurer like you then i relised i was a cat
As you can see on my resume I have actually caught the red dot
i clawed  my way to the top
Meeting's been moved to the sun spot in the loby
Johnson! You've been lying on that newspaper for nine hours! Don't be a workaholic
urgent assignment for you
I'm going to need those spread sheets Now  I need some place for my nap.
Purrcy Wallace Attorney At Lawl
We are going to have to think ouside the box I just took a shit in it
did you see the new calico at the meeting? i wouldnt mind having a few litters with her
to stop teh video press paws
i always buy low
YOU NEED A RAISE? MY WIFE HAD FIVE KIDS YESTERDAY
black cat means bad lucky? only for the other companies
I NEED THIS CONTRACT ON MY OFFICE ON CATURDAY
Employees we have a mice problem in the basement Moses looks like you get free lunch
you're hired now pet me
I.T. Called we need to stop chewing the cables
could you get me that report I'll knead it tomorrow
In this office No mouses
*Mass DOwnvotes lame meme Captions
you need to Think outside the box so i can sleep in it
we have lots of laps to walk over
Hold all my calls i found some catnip
I can start right meow
organize my messy shoebox? you gotta be kitten me
manage nuclear power plant now has 18 half-lifes
Sorry for all the typos I took a nap on the keyboard
GET ME a litterbox RIGHT MEOW
so
there is a dead bird on your desk you earned it
Bring in the human I must test his lap
you need to think outside the box. I am already sleeping inside of it.
sir
It's time for your purr-formance review
Schr&#246;dinger's BUSINESS cat THINKS OUTSIDE THE BOX OR DOES HE?
GTFO of my office right meow!
step 1:sniff catnip-step 2:................... step 3: profit
someone has been petting the secretary dont lie
rat in the office don't worry everyone
Wiskers  cattorney at paw
I need a promotion  my wife had 9 kids yesterday
The stripper i gave money to says she likes my tie? it's gonna happen!
ok
WFH? You've GOT TO BE KITTEN ME
ADAM I'll need that ball of yarn on my desk by Friday
This Meeting Needs more fish
susan
The meeting is over that laser pointer is dristracting me
LOL cats at work? in my office jones
GOOD PRESENTATION
perhaps you know my brother grumpy
is seen with  catnip it was a moment of weakness
did you get my memo? I left it on your pillow.
My mouse isn&#180;t working... i guess i bit it too hard
I'm Not feline it you're fired right meow
I work for blizzard error 37? meow?
I HAS TO WORK NEW BALL OF WOOL ARRIVED
I'm going to be a little late to work I got stuck in some nasty tree branches on my way in
Donate your gently used coats right meow
surprise You're fired
Yes
In business
I need you to give 110% so i can nap by the window
New Male cat in office... SHIT IS GOING DOWN!!!
Profits are up? Purrfect profits are down? CLaws for Alarm
i believe my resume speaks for itself so can i haz job?
Everyone's tired of 'you've gotta be kitten me' as a punchline? You've gotta be kidding me...ow
You're Fired Your Drug Screen came back positive for Cat Nip
we meet again red dot
received company laptop Naps on keyboard
We want Happy Staff Cut their Pay
I am busy right Meow Purrhaps you can  come back later
not sure who broke your blinds I was at a job interview
more spreadsheets? you gotta be kitten me right meow
been a pretty busy day for the guys while I've been sitting in the office booking flights
Heey
carefully examine this contract and highlight the relevant claws
Citrix is down fix it right meow
made some big returns on the cat food ive laid it all out on the floor for you
A B C  always bring catnip
heading out tonight in bed by 8:30
I WANT THOSE RESULTS Right Meow
i'm quite successful
You know what car I drive? a catillac
GET TO MY OFFICE RIGHT MEOW!
anne hathaway as catwoman she's purrrfect
Stocks are going up Meow
Mariah and Caitlin
I think you may need a new mouse to finish your quotes Your old one tasted like plastic
THis is serious business now please excuse me while i lick my balls
i expect those reports on my desk by purrsday
I'M A CAT PERSON.
i'm gonna sit        on the fence on this  decision
remember that time at band camp so does the bar association
Please be on time
no lol here get your ass in my office
overtime? you've gotta be kitten me
you find me them mouses right meow!
Be an accountant they said It will be fun they said
me without you? you got to be kitten me
you want a pay raise? you've got to be kitten me!
i am a highly productive member of society
Would i like to buy life insurance? Yes please
I need you here in Haifa WE REALLY HAVE TO CATCH THAT RED DOT
welcome back! get to work. right meow.
PurrCy Wallace Attorney at lawl
this is some serious bussines let's play cat of duty
i don't think you fit into this company but thats my purrrsonal opinion
Gonna be an all nighter i can't find waldo anywhere
whiskas youre fired
We hired a dog? my god
i don't think it's nice you laughin' you see
business pro-tip losing by a whisker is still a loss
johnson
Yo soy un gato con corbata
Does anyone know how to tie a tie? this one is a clip on
come in here
i have a business proposition for you you can find it in the litterbox
apology accepted... ...captain jenkins
You need a cover sheet ON YOUR tps reports
new rules at the shop thank god for cat pictures
why yes
Business Cat Taking you to the bank!!
Don't be hesistant
looks like it's gonna be a great company picnic we booked kitty purry as enterntainment
before i chase this random red dot on the carpet i'll ask my secretary to wish me luck
Just do your job That you suck at by the way
We need to get laser pointers to keep me busy during presentations
He thought he killed me but i have nine lives
Am I the only one wearing a coat on casual Friday?! FML!
And MEOW HERE'S THE NEWS
NOt going to the fcat party? You've Got to be kitten me.
disillusioned wallstreet kitteh only took the job because he thought there would be blank walls to stare at
Cancel My Meetings! I've got a 4pm snuggle with momma
Gives a talk on Habakkuk Sounds like he's coughing up a hairball
BE PROFESSIONAL RIGHT MEOW
this tie is too goddamn short
get into my sandbox now
c'mon now it is time to do this wiki shit
Who got promoted? You have got to be kitten me
I think it's worth about tree fiddy
FIX YOUR HAIR THIS ISN'T A SHELTER
too many files in my in-tray getting clawstrophobia
I'm Surrounded by a bunch of Bureaucats
how many times have i told you jenkins no dogs in the office
yes my department has reported a significant drop this quarter but dont worry
that was a great presentation it reminded me of something i threw up & then ate again.
lets hang out tonight we'll chase some tail
Scaled the corporate tree now im stuck
I had to get to the top so i became a cat
Assistant bought food trip him and take for own
Johnson Bring me My Scotch Tape I want to eat it off my paws
i put on a tie. because bitches love ties.
1% of the cats own 99% of the catnip
Prints 'Grain
after further investigation I don't think that is milk on your shirt buddy
It's been a hard day's night And I've been working like a cat
GVC Down globally? You gotta be kitten me!
i need milk serious business
private meeting in session with mr mousey
80% unit test coverage keeps computer warm for naps
You're tardy stop pulling my tail
today is caturday it's your day off work
she can put her legs where? ...send her to my office
stocks are down switch to meow mix
I'm done  meow
Your loss
the only one i would hire fulltime would be amaro
Qualty Cat Says 'TGIF' Thank Godness I'm Furry!
we're working for the legalization of industrial catnip
i said
tie... too... tight.... just... one... life... left!
meow
ceo of imperial british east africa company
i have been banned from fever this gives me paws
Billy! Get your ass back to work! Right Meow!
I caught you updating your catblog Good work!
it seems We have a mice problem Free lunch
How I Look  When im AT Home Up AT 12:00
Crabcakes with a candle. Bring me my birthday treat!
Et pourquoi pas Monsieur ?
i crapped in the fridge this morning cause i keep my shit fresh
i really need some time off can't wait for string break
i can't be with tiger? it's because im black isn't it?

You're sick? You're fired!
sales are down 23% from last month
sorry I am late for the meeting... nobody was comming to the sliding glass door to let me in
Cheryl
I can has hostile takeovah?
I Should Sell boats
Rich cat part of the one purr cent
They moved me from a cube to a cardboard box finally
Do Your auto Quotes MEOW!
fill out an accident report theres a catastrophe
i need to make rsgp black market donation system
we must cut off business dog from the market throw the ball
Please keep your badge on a lanyard So I can Swat At It While you Try TO Work
i need you to stay late today we have a mitten
Johnson
i used to be an adventurer like you then i spotted the red dot
cat friends
there is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast
these reports would be more interesting if they were liver-flavored.
Mittens Romney
Put the cream saucer down Cream saucers are for closers
Cancel all of my meetings I just found some catnip
Go to bed mily stop liking cat pictures
The cat in that reflection isn't he handsome?
report on your desk by 5? I'm on top of it
SHIT ON DEBRAS DESK LIKE A BOSS
not worried about the recession i always land on my feet
i don't care what you guys want i'm not ordering chinese food
what do you mean health code violation the mouse was my lunch
we have to let you go
Oh You Bought a Macbook for a More Efficient Workload? Oh God! This Keyboard is amazing
meow dont make me call h.r. for petual harassment
they Took my staple remover i used my teeth
Work? today? but it's caturday!
what you mean what is minecraft?!
What do you mean Yolo?
hey
No boss no bullshit
too tired for work only got 17 hours of sleep
We won the contract by a whisker
u didn't get the meem'o you've cat to be kitten me
500 shares in laser pointers and anti-bark collars
That report was a load of garbage crumple it up and play with it
We need to land this deal Go sit on thier lap and purr
i can&#180;t work  the mouse is distracting me
i need you to come in on sunday as i need help catching that red dot
Dave
Dave
I dont just bury my shit I bury the competition
cat puts tie on for career fair gets job over kate irby
THE CHANGES I DID NOT MAKE DID NOT DELIVER THE RESULTS I EXPECT
I r graduated i can haz jobz nao?
heteronormative cat asks: r u givin birth
thanks for signing up for cat facts! mee-wow!
Watch your meouth or ill send you to humane resources
We need to think outside the box Because I just pooped in it
It's a dog-Eat-Dog world out there that's why I'm a cat
Read contracts catfully Claws by claws
I'm shifting this company to the science sector new focus: advanced string theory
My bad guys Just looking for Business class
the sun is coming through my window cancel all the meetings
yeahhhhh I'm gonna need you to come in on caturday
Isabelle
Purpose of visit? Thundercats
Noah caLLS FOR ME unplug the router
NICE BLAcK PANTS FOR ME TO NAP ON
You think this is acceptable work? Do you hear me purring?
if you could get those tps reports on my desk soon that'd be just purrfect
Catnip You earned it
This is unfair! you rats!
Workplace serious business
What??? What do you mean a dog ate your paperwork???
Allow me to explain
Hey janitor! Clean my kItty litter.
Accused of sexual harassment during the breeding season.
I'm impressed by your recent presentation it's certainly given me paws for thought
to be entrepreneur Dance tuna beat of your own drum
Yesterday
Call an emergency meeting... The dot isn't getting away this time
No more food?! You got to be kitten me!
Business cat? nope
u mean cv ? i ate it
there's a problem with your computer mouse? don't worry
I need you to take mr. johnson to lunch- take some cash from the office kitty.
Thomas
ur promoted 2 sratchin the back of my ears
IF I CATCH YOU PLAYING IN THE SANDBOX AGAIN CONSIDER YOURSELF BURIED
THis powerpoint presentation is shit i'll bury it for you
PUSS IN BOOTS? BOOTS IN PUSS
I have come to mjau your harddisk
business pro-tip when accused of something you've done wrong
business pro-tip Diversify - most market niches are so crammed
scratch posts are down make for the furniture
everything has to be purrfect The client won't take meow for an answer
we got a 2 share?! you gotta be kitten me
stock market crashed meowch.
Excellent Work AD Monkeys I'll make note of it on your purrrrformance review
work yourself to death eight lives to go
business pro-tip when under affection
business pro-tip tail after the competition
Dear Sir I require Cat Resources
u in my office right meow
millions of pounds made wheres my top hat ?
loud noise leave immediatly
Today we are really gunna crack down on the new reports jus kitten
TCM Total Cat move
Can you do this for me? right meow please
'Sir
I don't date I'm married to the job
I NEED TO SPEAK TO YOU IN MY OFFICE SO I CAN PRETEND YOU DON'T EXIST
Be In Charge of Everything Make Tala Annoyed
NO! SELL! SELL! SELL!! SELL!!
that report was really purrrfect
Splitting bills Right meow
Adolf kitler? sieg miaow!
let's just say i have business connections
finally lunch time. time to get my smoke on i don't get to eat salmon often!
PM CLoseout Right MEOW!
When it comes to Noms I need an out-of-the-box solution
Ellison! im stuck on top of the fridge
Today was a hard day's work Bring me my pussycat
Your drug test results came back it showed traces of catnip in your system
assistant
puked on the floor jannik cleaned
You've cat to be kitten me right meow
Board Games Are Awesome
my tie is immaculate
do your outliers or your fired...right meow
Get out of here!!! Right meow!!!
quit surfing the internet right meow
Come at me bro this is my house
down to 18k sold some shit on the ah. back to 24k!
i would call dreamworker its not just a nap
fobs i needs them
Time cards are due. Get on it.
Please don't be late
'impressive work!' no promotion.
no ones taken your block yet? you gotta be kitten me
see hooligan kittens call police.
cancel my twelve o' clock meeting! i've got a ball of yarn to pounce
no curiousty in this office
are you on LOLcats again? nsfw
who took a shit in my flower pots? i don't like irony.
Lunch etiquette dont talk with your meow-full
Please be on time
Infinite Is time
Cheese market in the rise? see Mouse stock raising
You cant be a monkey trying to sell bananas in this world
Buy 50 bottles of ultradrol wait for ban->sell->profit
If your dishes are in the sink at 5pm... they will be thrown away
moses i need you in my office  right meow
business cat needs moar coffee.
Cat nip? no no i'm far too busy for that shit
i don't know how some people havn't rsvp yet what part of 'bbbbbbbbbbbbbtdkk' in the memo don't you get?
Buisness Cat DISAPPROVES of your keynote
professor jones
labor day? your still going to mow my lawn
bad thoughts? cocaine!
miro top engineer says good luck on your exam :p
Y u no hire meh? tis is bcuz Im black?!
Don't forget to put your time in today  Listen to me I am wearing a tie
thanks dad!! you have always been like a father to me!
team sez research cyborgs
they call me kitty kitty kat bat man
I think I'll take a nap
sdfsdf sdfsdfsd
Swag Maybe
*purr* mao! mao! I think the boss wants us to call mao sir!
when i grow up I want to be an admissions  counselor  Said no one ever...
Excuse me miss but is that mouse shaped money
I'll be happy to work on all major holidays... ...except halloween. I'll be busy that night.
Supervisor Tony at work: This tie makes me look good
Legacy donors don't die their gifts mature
I'm leaving this job no wait! i want to come back!
Another Schedule change? No kitten
GOT SAVED FROM TORNADO RUBBLE ALREADY MORE FAMOUS THAN RICH
Dave Trumbauer formally invites you to a game  Are you familiar with ' Hide and go fuck yourself?'
I dare you to  To hit paste in the comments
Outside Junction box? you gotta be kitten me
A Dog? You gotta be kitten me.
wished kibbles they give him a workplace
YOU'LL SEE ON MY RESUME THAT I THINK OUTSIDE OF THE BOX BECAUSE I GO TO THE BATHROOM THERE.
If i get 20 likes on this
I'm incredibly tired until i go to bed then i'm awake. and bored. or nervous
this spreadsheets needs more... meowcros
Vista time making professional lives easier.
9 out of 10 business cats agree... corbet dont care.
come to wren's birthday purr-ty right meow!
our last proposal was so shitty i had to bury it
Trust me
thanks for your effort
rio CAT SAYS: Did you pull eggroll?
I dont think will will have a problem here  But if we do ill shit on you
young moolah baybeeeeeeee
Don't call me I will be off the grid
we need to boost office morale i'll stare at the back of your head while you work
22 plus 22 with and extra 2 dollars from my 401k is... More Fish!
get back to work
Business is boring bad for you
You are the most intelligent girl I know
I should hire doge for event promotion
Good spotting You get a raise right meow
I have an english oral tomorrow  So toDay i am 'being' john donne
kITTY cAT sMART aDVENTURES
MOlly
snow day? you gotta be kitten me... everyone go home right meow.
I work all day  And theres no squeaky toy out for me
no more light bulbs gotta find light manager... right meow
Should be doing employee reviews Think I'll sleep
Please do the needful and revert
only desktops in this office i love mice
I hypnotize you now get to work
we at apple will now stop making great tech and make balls of yarn instead
My claim to power smells fishy
i get hairballs but I still straight
if you don't give me that report in triplicate within 10 seconds... you're fired. right meow.
If you don't schedule your classes within 10 seconds... You're Dead. Right Meow.
OFFICE CAT SAYS CLOSE THE DOOR!
um yeah i'm going to need to shred those TPS reports right away
not being boss is for the dogs
underlings for the dogs
here`s a raise  all stocks are paws-itive
I'll take care of any loose strings I love those things
do you see how my eyes match my tie? that's what it takes to be boss.
It's lonely at the top Oh i'm a cat i forgot i like to be lonely
Potter
i'm busy getting rich from lootpalace
CHRISTMAS IS IN 2 DAYS LET'S DO HOUSEWORK
Tie... too... tight.... Just... three... lives... left!
hire winner of michael scott and dilbert death match then fetch me cheezburger
get me case of dos equis employees much more interesting when plastered
why you by water cooler all day? no fish inside.
fetch me dilbert he makes me lolcat
YOU OUGHTA SEE THE SMOKING SALMONS WITH HASHTAGS BUT I'VE YET TO CARRY A TUNA
im just here to make some scratch
this is not just cool it is awesome sauce and serious BUSINESS
i did not choose the entrepreneur life the entrepreneur life chose me
when do i want my kitty commision? meow!
EEEEEEAIIIIIII GURIZADA DO YOUTUBEEE
Business Cat Says Approve Now !!
derren brown made me look like this
The gecko and the duck lower car insurance I jack the insurance rate up
Bussiness cat
roby....pretenas
I think the owners might need some higher gates! OR NOT!
Good job! I'm giving you a raise. 2 dead birds
this deal sounds fishy where do i sign
The Keys to success  are shiny
Must maintain eyecontact
WE MUST SKIP ALL PLANS FOR THIS QUARTER THERE IS A NEW CARDBOARD BOX
catnip sucks but i can quit it
LPT que..? nunca me vieron  trabajar ?
Boss Cat Rates You Somewhere Between Cat Nip and Mouse On String
RED DOT  STAPH MEOW!
NECESITO UN AUMENTO POR EL IMPUESTO A ALIMENTOS DE MASCOTAS
hoeren neuken nooit meer werken
si nunca le pusiste una corbata a un gato : no tuviste infancia
Moo Im a dog
necesitamos  mas WHISKAS y menos pedigree
I need that TPS Report! RIGHT MEOW!
i will not let anything distract me oh look a red dot
I don't always sleep  but when i do it's on the couch on caturday
10 000 fanow? Na bank kupili na allegro.
Contributing to Titus via Pozible increases your productivity whilst reducing your risk of being attacked by zombie veliceraptors
Yes I do have 9 to 5 lives
We need to go 'check' on the neighboring company because those mice are intruding on our buisness
I guarantee LOTS OF BAMS. oh man. so many.
If I don't see a dead bird on my desk by the morning Yer FIRED!
If I Don't See a Dead Bird on My Desk by Monday Yer Fired!
Awwww hell Ernie gonna get spank spank
is that a mouse in your pocket
Let's break for lunch Be back in 1 and a half minutes
Listen
off to work hoes aint gonna slap themselves
PLEEEZE ADVIZE
Welcome aboard now hold it high so i can walk across it
Mouse Died Need Another. be back soon
Works in an office poops in a box
ambush? You've gotta be kitten me
Get workin on Those Audit Steps Right Meow!
unpaid internship
The first.... And Last Bring your cat to work day
TAKE ME OFF THE LIST RIGHT MEOW!!!
HelPdesk Cat says google is your friend!
HelPdesk Cat says google is your friend!
I MAKE A CAT NIP COMPANY I GET ALL THE CAT NIP
hola soy german me aposto una guitarra si era humano
nine lives
have my meow mix hear by the end of the day
Where's the money? What MoneY
No need to freak out At least you've got thumbs
What am I doing here?
are you kitten me get in my office right meow
what more... can we do?
FIRST DAY OF WORK CAN I QUIT YET
I AM BUSINESS CAT THIS IS BUSINESS SRS
wake up in morning
napisze ci ten program to bedzie 5 tuńczyk&#243;w
i'm a ceo i need a promotion
all these d's are making me Hungry:)
HOW ABOUT YOU HARLEM SHAKE OFF A CLIFF.
GET IN MY OFFICE RIGHT MEOW
What do you mean You only live once?
I'm gonna need you to stay late today we really gotta get some more of this litter out onto the floor
Ooh
THIS NEW HIRE RUBS ME THE WRONG WAY ...ON THE BELLY INSTEAD OF THE CHEEKS AND HEAD
YOUR PERFORMANCE THIS QUARTER HAS BEEN apawling
moving boxes have arrived i'm going to need some time alone with them
JENkins! get over here! and rub my tummy and tell me i'm a good boy
i should Comment my code
CONSIDER YOUR AVAILABILITY Just one final push
Get in my bed  right meow
So you're telling me
...called in sick Another hairball??
to request vacation days please use the form 'gtfo_86_exitinterview'
BUSINESS CLASS FOR BUSINESS CAT
Roses are grey
good day
I used to be like u then i took a hair ball to the face
business cat says thanks for being paw-some
yes right meow!
I voted for Obama and you thought cats couldn't vote
I don't often drink water but when I do It's Toilet
thank you for calling powderhound  this is sheldon.
I gotta interact with the engineers? you gotta be kitten me!
Scope of support kitty won't fix your issues
so i'm black... u got a problem with that?
gonna be best chocolate minister meownd
Cut wages
look out humans get to the cat boxs
To be entrepreneur March Tuna beat of your own drum
oh
Mjau?! SOrry
IM FIRED?! fuuuuck
Thanks for listening Any QUestions
Show me your compliance plan Right meow
Climbed the corporate ladder Can't get down call the firemen
Top notch work so far You keep at it while I investigate this box
me-yow you-yow
Do your homework Right Meow
it's not the computer it's you
You've Cat To be Kitten me Right Meow.
You 'Need' a macbook? right
you 'need' a macbook like I need a fifth wife
Internet is slow? How about using it           for work instead
i know so much  ya meoow
I'm Ready Right MEOW
step into my box
PAy Attention Right meow
They didn't hire me... Because I'm Black.
get out of my office right meow!
Martha
Report on my desk at 6 before or after i lick mah ass?
YOU ONLY LIVE NINE TIMES YOLNT
shaddap I'm doing pussyness
You  Jelly
I'm too old for this shit
DiD You SAy.. PURRRRRIPHERY?
It's only wednesday You've got to be kitten me!
Swampy in the playoffs? you've got to be kitten me
EVEN AT THE OFFICE MEWMES EVERYWHERE
you forgot to update your cv get out.
you've got to be kitten me
Move over im not kitten
so you say you leave me messages in the litter box?
i already checked my inbox ill try the litter box
sorry.  was on catnip when I responded to Dr. Xu's lawsuit
soon...
I can haz buffalo -flavored tuna?
SIGN In right meow
pasang foto wajah sendiri sori aku orang sibuk
I want a bonus in my salary rigt meow
dec 1st means its the start of yur burfday month am i dress for the occasion?  :)
want a promotion? rub my belly first
bring in the human i must test her lap
can i haz   bettman fired
MEOW TOO!
ESITA GET OFF YOUR PHONE RIGHT MEOW!
hey stop talking your going to let the cat out of the bag
TIGER POSSESSES SO MUCH  OF WISDOM.  ...so much.
Was habe ich Dir gesagt Kim? Diese leute sind gesch&#228;ftssch&#228;digend!
you find a dead bird on your desk christmas bonus
the acquisition went smoothly we now own all your cat based memes
Prepere Yourselves oddi is the boss
Haste makes waste
I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own
CONNECTED TO THE UNIVERSE I WANT TO UNDERSTAND
i need you to come in early tomorrow to open the fancy feast
I WORK HERE THANK YOU
Yolouyac you only live once unless your a cat
great job water program your bonuses are in the litterbox
firing people my job
i hate this tie i will kill you slowly
GGGG
apparently
see what i found in the crawl space
STOP WATCHING ME GO BACK WORK !!
Of course i'm not wearing pants I'm a cat
Dere Dere
Please be more clear with your email irony
Business cat  for Prez 2016 Lets get this ball rolling. So i can chase it.
Kill 2 birds with one stone
you only turn twenty-one once meowlo
i have the required certificats
bought computer for office ate mouse. sorry.
I LIke ties i weared it!
Mice work It's purrfect
Life dog
my health plan was my tongue. Under obamacare I still pay a penalty. Looks like I gotta find a job now.
Over leveraged? you've gotta be kitten me.
THIS IS CAT
ilyar drew tappan
Rogaaj Wr&#243;&#243;&#243;ććć :(
No Content marketing strategy? You've got to be kitten me
Business cat Makes more money than you
first off is issues someone clean my litter box
This list of titles you gave me to deliver to that platform is completely wrong
Kitt Romney binders of women
JOE
Quote Cat says ABC Always bring catnip
ХОЗЯИ? ПЕРЕЕД?Й М?Е ТЕ СЧЕТ?
I'LL NEED THIS RIGHT MEOW OR I'LL STAND OUTSIDE THE OFFICE MEOWING 'TIL IT'S DONE
I have a meeting with the corporate bureaucats I'm up for a purrmotion.
Ms. Felder! Arrange the business lunch.
YES
i want that red dot in my office asap
IFRS Or GTFO!
I like your cattitude!
Hey Life Dog
I knew I was going to be a great auto quoter when i got this collar and tie on by myself
Please finish my auto Quotes for me That bird is back at the window
Fishbowls with drilled holes at the bottom I'll make sure to it you recieve a bonus
eLECTRIC DOG COLLARS i LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK KIDDO
no hay nada mas fuerte que el amor excepto  el helicoptero apache  este tiene misiles y metralletas
in Auto Quoting
i need that report meow i'd rather not stay up all night working the night before
when i think of sushi i think of your fish
Mittens Romnington
Nah
clear desk  right meow
We must get rid of the life dog Throw the ball
Shell will drill in the arctic Danger? Yes
A KITTY??? PERRY THE KITTY!!!
just because i am black doesn't mean i'm pom gana
thx 4 intrvw. I can haz job?
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION NO QUESTIONS
gets cat tree uses couch
you deleted that file it had all my salmon recipes
Great job on the auto quoting Here's a saucer of milk
you fell asleep at your desk? let me wake you up by sticking my ass in your face
The Name's Claude. Claude Bauls.
yes i'm a cat and i'm a lawyer you've never seen a lawyer cat wearing a necktie?
ALL THIS WORK DONE BY JUST ONE PERSON? YOU'VE GOT TO BE KITTEN ME!!
Cancel my meeting. Priscilla needs me right meow
I don't care how much cat nip you do on your own time right now its auto quoting time
You need a raise?  Get back to quoting. My wife had 6 kids yesterday.
HOW DO I  PUT THIS IM GONNA NEED YOU TO START SLEEPING OUTSIDE AND uHH LIVING OUT THERE TOO
Your campaign's supporters have removed 3 sponsors from the CPD  good job
i want to come home with you but i have work in the moring
It takes our company a lot of money to fix our computers. please discontinue eating our mouses.
I must get my tabor tickets right meow
i want that cheezburger on my desk yesterday
RODENT INFESTATION AT THE OFFICE? LOOKS LIKE I'LL BE WORKING LATE
ladies and Gentlemen meow meow meow!
Computer Says No.
i'm concerned with the database where are all the fieldmice?
ANNOUNCE Battleground PROFIT
Cancel my 12 o'clock That bird is back at the window
I want to go in on this deal Nevermind. I want to stay out
Your reasons are invaild because this cat has a tie
Went to RNC... Slept on invisible chair
I need a New Assistant. Not to sleep with you sick bastard to sleep on
lets make a deal gabe you be nice
jose pick me up a cheeseburger
Please Check the Wiki
Tara
I don't care how much catnip you do on your own time
Do you still see yourself pouncing sheet covered toes in 5 years
SMARGWT IS SERIOUS BUSINESS NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I LICK MY ASS
THIS IS MY COMPACTOR NOW
Business in the front dingleberries in the back
Johnson Kitty Honda Johnson Kitty
johnson. meet me in my office. right meow.
eXECUTIVE CAT APOLOGIES FOR OWNERS STREAMING
I am going to need to be copied on all future e-meows
due to budget cuts your bed is logical for my hair balls
meow That wasn't so hard was it
Rs ei tuota tarpeeksi rahaa lis&#228;&#228;n turhan rullapelin ja koriste kaupan t.mod mark
You're gonna have to work overtime to get the red dot
Please PAss me a pen I want to chew on it
I said 'I'  not we
Suzie
NO LOL HERE GET BACK IN MY OFFICE
And i was like  i bet you don't have investments
Happy international kitteh day now get back to work
Now we have destroyed your feeble global economy
i made a funny meme i'll post it right meow
WE would love it if you didn't use the term'dog' in the office ted it's demeaning to some of our EMPLOYEES
THANK YOU YOUR WISHES ARE HIGHLY APPRECIATED
Please accept this as a two weeks notice of my resignation I can no longer where the silly tie
i'm buying lunch for the office would you like tuna or salmon?
locks owner in cupboard and takes over his corporation noone notices
DO LOCK YOUR SESSION! AND no with an empty password this time!
yolo? you gotta be kitten me
We need  to think outside the box because i just took a shit it in .
So as you can see from or quarterly numbers everything is purrrfect
cancel all of my meetings need to spit that ball of fur
Our company has got an excellent increase so hairballs for each employee
are you mishandling tickets or manhandling tickets?
nO lols here get your ass in my office
WETTERFR&#214;SCHEN M&#220;SSEN SURRENDER All your base are belong to us
what's with all the chattering lopez? i don't see a bird around
Excellent work on the Caper File Lopez it's fangtastic
What?? NO TUNA?! GET IN MY OFFICE NOW!
This Mouse Tastes Plastic
did you hear about the movie theatre in colorado? i hear it was a CAT-astrophe
NO LOL HERE GET BACK TO WORK
the quantum mechanics of the macrophibrilator is actually OMG MOUSE!
LETS GET DOWN TO FISHNESS!
i knew i could make it in business when i got this collar and tie on by myself
So you didnt show up to work again... I am disapointed...
Ethan
review contract add claws
send mail through pneumatic tube stare at tube for half an hour looking for mail
Office politics  I Meow at them
this is a serious business! now excuse me
Friday the 13th Boo
josh
I cant help but get the vibe that animal abuse is ok to you.. im sorry but im gonna have to let you go.
sorry but haired balled on your bed
Thanks for thinking outside the litter-box
We need to get to work on that inbox Those papers aren't going to sleep on themselves
I need this manual finished right meow!!
fired felix becaus he always shits in my box
where's my whiskas?
yolnt lATER HUMANS
Meow GUYS
CAN HAZ BREAK OLD/NEW
can't come in to the office today cat scratch fever
some would say that stealing my lunch is friskies business
I am john brown's financial backer buy aw ra pies
Kermdinger Studios we dont never not booze
Tu gal katinauji?
buisness cat advises you not to unban 2tone
important meeting today    serve fancy feast
This Employee is Highly RATTED
Can't make good music call professor meowingtons
Acabo de comprar la mejor NoteBook del mundo! me acuesto sobre ella
We also sell ducktape for games
So
Kick Rangers out in the interest of sporting integrity
Only reply's with OMG You've got to be kitten me
buy sell buy sell buy sell bye
I need you to fill out your activity sheets right meow
check the stocks!!! meow
YOLNT (you only live 9 times)
sharped dressed cat is ready to mack bitches
you did very well jenkins *gives Headbutt*
OWUFAIL
Let me highlight important notes In ThE report Uses pee
Put a cover on that tps report right meow!
Trying to print out 40
WE all need to be civilized right meow.
in my professional opinion its furr-fect
Sorry
i told the boss 'meow' Now i'm the boss
ERROR 404 AGAIN?!?!?
You have to study! Right meow
EA/DICE bugfix lead in sweden Chairman Cat &#196;. str&#214;ff
johnson stop the presentation i need to get that red dot off of it
I find your arguement purr-suasive
ah man this cat nip rocks
by the way this is my uncle
N&#227;o estou pegando pesado ??? Eu n&#227;o malho pra ficar forte...malho pra ficar gatinhO!!!!
Y u love cats so much rolando?
call computer repair I'm going to need another mouse
Kill the admin right meow
climbed the corperate ladder cant get down. call fireman
expect your isp to fix your internet within 24 hours? you gotta be kitten me
arman is at work? puuuuurfect. eat all the cheese!
We've played with them long enough. Kill 'em.
Briefcase? Oh
fell asleep in dishwasher lunch is on me
HEY FELIX YOU GOT THAT REPORT? LOOKS AWAY DISINTERESTED
Labour studies brock's anti-business school
CATWOE
Lame animal puns as memes? You've gotta be kitten me
there is a dog in the building? quick everyone run up this tree
preflight right meow!
YOLNT YOU ONLY LIVE NINE TIMES
malac
My First language is crying for milk
money is good he said
i will subscribe seems so businessly
i will lay down on your lap if you give me some food
CHASE TOYS LIKE A BO$$
better get your heel tips fixed clicking around the office is unpurrfessional
My favorite frequency is 50khz you've probably never heard it before
Party all night Go sleeping when you wake up
HAVE THE REPORT ON MY DESK BY TONIGHT OR I'LL PEE ON ALL THE FURNITURE
need function money? Business cat says - sell some products
the mouse can't out run me not with this swag
Why should i give you a dollar If a dollar is what you need
get diablo 3  right meow
Not moneywhoring CATNIP IS NOT FREE
posso se seu adivogado? pssa
No docs for mystic meadow? you gotta be kitten me
Worky worky hmm...no likey.
YOLO?  Pfffft.
Your last article was purrrrfect
ALL THE COOL CAT'S ARE GOING TO GILLi's GRILL SEXY NERD PARTY
I got you a retirement present it's a dead bird
you scheduled the merger meeting for next week? purrrrrrr-fect
damn jason need some peroxide for that burn
entire world coming to an end. have coffee world no longer ending
Meeting's been moved  to the sunny spot in the lobby
vota vitor pinto
we have a Sonos sound system in our office it sounds purrfect
i buy games for 1 dollars then sell it for 50 dollars
MY COMPANY FACTORY OF DREAMS & LIES
What a crazy day Only 18 hours of sleep
this puddle of milk needs to be licked up immediatley
A bug has Entered the office nobody move..i got this
computers are a black art I am a black cat
leaving fmp for another job? you have to be kitten me!
We could improve sales by 73% if we could hire a  bunch of the worlds best comedians and we only need to give them 99% of sales!
the chick in the next cubical
I'm cute
can't catch the red dot? well not with that attitude
So
You're going on vacation for a week? Just leave a giant bowl of food and water.  We'll be fine
vote for andrew good idea
tried to write meme cat got my tongue
need frank i'm in coaching
i have no idea what im doing
I want you out of my office right meow
HELLo HELLO
Wears Suit and tie Is a cat
are those spreadsheets ready? spread them out so I can shit
congratulations
Recieve poor Strategic planning instruction Get Purrfect grade anyway.
i was 2 months with sorusch scarred for nine lives.
This stupid dog is my lawyer? You've got to be kitten me.
I was told that one day i will die but what if i dont?
put that coffee down! coffee is for closers only.
Non-Profit industrial complex cat says: This is a Youth led movement ... Directed/led by our benefactors
'I can has promotion'? Your grammar sucks. You're fired!
pushing through Redundancies
put that down catnip is for closers
consultıng prıces gone up agaın so... how many tuna you have?
ı know medıcıne prıces are hıgh but why dıd u get ıll ın the fırst place?
I know it's my hairball but i'm going to need you to see to its cleaning up
macedonia? yes anna
Someone is in HEAT!
Aaron Your fired..
need website 4 big company i make windows hosting
WHO IS THIS 'SQUIDDY' YOU SPEAK OF?
Get baCk to work And give me that cookie.
you have to scratch and claw your way to the top if you end up in the red though
you bought the card? sell it meow
#yoln
LiKe a bauwss!!
what do you mean health code violation that mouse was my lunch
Se ligarem para mim diga que estou me lambendo
CJ without the neck beard? you gotta be kitten me
can't leave on time that bag of catnip is still lost
Shadow
Need to start business presentation Right Meow
Have a mice day you're fired as of meow
jim...throw out all the file CABINETS id rather lay on all the papers
the weather forecast today is sunny and... catnip omg
Downsizing the Company... Have to share a litter box? FML
Third Office  Party Birthday Cake this week.   FML
When in home im gona  DO PEDDOBEAR
increase production of weapons and war goods in berlin? you got to be kitten me
Mr. Smith
This meeting needs more fish
hello julie sarah
Sorry
Spread the word right meow
increase in tax? Maybe some catnip can purrsuade you otherwise.
meow
meow
What do you mean You only live once?
why do i have to do the work i'm a cat
This Finanacial quarter has been the most successful on record The size of packages are up 232%!
this just in!! why not just stfu?
I'm not feline it you're fired right meow
jackson didn't return the stock portfolios? You're kitten me right meow
I DO NOT HAVE THE TIME OR MONEY TO MAKE YOU A COOKIE
went to doctor have 2 weeks to live
Who is pouncey? I am business cat.
city council meeting at 7 excuse me as i chase the red dot
OH HAI I IS WORKING ON THESIS
We are having an office party please
i am a supreme cute justice. my name... is learned paw.
tRIBAL LEADERSHIP MEETING? soUNDS LIKE A CATATSTROPHY
i have to shave my whiskers  before work
I boss I can walk gemba from behind desk
no! no! your idea is so bad! note to self 'remember this idea and launch it as my own in 6 months'
I take your comments on board ......THe titanic!!!
YOU THINK YOU SHOULD GET A RAISE? YOU'RE KITTEN ME RIGHT?
I WOULDN'T KIT YOU YOU'RE MY FAVORITE SCAT
dont make me call h.r. for petual harassment
all right LISTEN up  i need 64ram of mouse parts by the end of this week
johnson
Call the janitor Someone scooted in the conference room
Need a new mouse Ate the old one
Why certainly i will shit in your fikus
Just wait
I'm Standing You Down Too Much Meowthing Off
Jeeves...call security the red dots are multiplying
you wanted to see me your fired
Sorry for all the typos I took a nap on the keyboard
Joseph kony let's furrminate him
Joseph kony let's furrminate him
SnEAK OVER 100 sNEAKY kHAJIIT
While the current trend in the economy is to play it safe i still lick my own ass
Company fishing trip? Christ help Us
we just call it a research university and it is? You gotta be kitten me
I bought everyone at the office new computer cables cancel my 1 a clock dinner
I'm sorry But your argument is mewt
Tell your people they didn't want the jobs then hire cheap labour
Please
Works in Libya Catnap after Duhr
daily catnap after duhr 3ady
get back to work on XM PIE but save me a slice
Kyle
I Am Officially  An Aristocat!!!!!
hey brad we need to talk about those tps reports
I don't care how much you make an hour I make it happen
Get back to work right meow
catnip? not mine.
I'm aloof
Preaches about globalisation Only reads RTE news
What do you mean? 'Im a cat'
what is the ROI of a dog anyway?
you're fired this has nothing to do with me being a cat. you are a bad worker.
Business Cat Asks you to log your query in SysAid
Cheese platter? HOW DARE YOU give me mouse food.
when is a good time to buy land? right meow
WINE Cellars serious business
kuching it's a town? defuq!
wHY YES i TOO GO TO psu
Kevin
NO i wasnt playing minecraft on my office computer
Its not the polish stealing jobs its the felines
Shockwave MEMEs!
I'm eeves but you should call me kat
I'd fire u... If u wern' so darn cute
TIMESHEETZ CAN YOU SUBMIT PLZ
I has to fart but i dont know which way to turrrn
FELL ASLEEP ON THE PHONE... LITERALLY.
HR cat says I am not racists
happy birthday  princess
Ich hab karies UND du ?
NO COMPUTERS FREE IN THE LIBRARY? YOU GOTTA BE KITTEN ME!
I Said HOLD MY *CALLS*
Tries to explain ideas gets in trouble
NEED DIRECTIONS? NOW EXCUSE ME WHILE I LICK MY BALLS
A Cat With a White Collar? Sure
All they did was ask for more time for them to make changes to the bill They are not killing PIPA
this Office has a strict dress code regarding personal hygeine has kitty litter clumps stuck to butt hair
Pierre gauthier? im your replacement
SORRY NO RAISES THIS YEAR I'VE SPENT THEM ON CATNIP
all of your problems are petty cash related
in my contree  memes
'how do i know this is a tree frog?' 'found it near a tree
im not doing this on purpose i have neck problems
BITCHES BE LIKE .... 'SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND'
HE GIRL

BITCHES BE LIKE... ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS MY TWO FRONT TEETH.
QUE YA ME REMPLAZO LA NI&#209;A '&#211;SEA QUE PEDO' NO SE QUIERAN PASAR DE VERGA
you sing juan direction's song? i can rap eminem's lose jourself !
QUE ESPINOZA PAZ SACO NUEVA LINEA DE PERFUME.... NO SE QUIERA PASAR DE VERGA!!!!
COMO QUE LE PUSO CONTRASE&#209;A AL WIFI.!! NO SE QUIERA PASAR DE VERGA VECINA .!!
Q EL PROFE DE INGLES QUERIA 100 VERBOS..? NO SE QUIERA PASAR DE VERGUEISHON TEACHER
AAAAH my neck hurts
gets hit up i dont bang ! i no cholo bro
bitches be like.. 'f*** myself get money'
No se quiera pasar de listo
Viva Mehico
Que Julius Thomas es mejor que Wes Welker!!!! No se quiere pasar de verga peyton!!!!!
CON QUE NO ME PELAS NO TE QUIERAS PASAR DE VERGA
TERUS GUE HARUS BILANG WOWWW?
TWO DAY STEREOSONIC FESTIVAL MORE PINGERS
I'M ALL FIRED UP!
DAT BINN'N DIAMANTEN
BITCHES BE LIKE GOT MY NEW RED BOTTOMS
THE NAMES MARSHALL BENCHY MARSHALL
MR PERRY  PICKS UP HIS NEW BIKE
IT WILL COME WHEN U GET A GOO TEAM
TIGHTS ARE GAY PICS WITH CHICKS STILL WE STILL GAY
spasmodicus
IF SUNDAY  HAD A FACE
WINKY WONKA
GEH AUSN INTANET FETTE JUDENSAU WOS IS DEN ERIK?
i got a knife... i got a blade... i got a nice and shiny dagger... i'm gona stab it in your belly
WA VIND EJ VAN MEGAN BOERS? JOA ... MOISANDER-S
HIDE YO KIDS  HIDE YO WIFE
bitches be like i get it in
OLA K ASE?
REALLY? NOOO THANKYOUUUUU.
HEY!! I JUST POOPED MYSELF JUST SAYIN!!
BORICUAS BE LIKE VAMOS A GOZAR WEPA WEPA WEPA!!
ESE PINCHE VATO SABE QUE PEDO
MY NIGGAS BE LIKE  DAMN THAT'S A COLD ASS HONKEY
WHAT?? I DON'T UNDERSTAND
I'M LIKE A CANDLE FORGET ABOUT ME AND I'LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!!!
FHAT ARSE
QUE TU MAMA COMPRE ROPA EN SUBURBIA Y LA HIJA EN LOS PUESTOS DE LA CALLE NO SE QUIERAN PASAR DE VERGA
QUE DIANITA COMPARTE FOTOS A LO BOBO NO SE QUIERA PASAR DE VER....A
ME AGARRAS CUANDO LLEVO 5 CARTAS NO TE QUIERAS PASAR DE VERGA SLENDER
WHEN CORTANA IS ON HER PERIOD
NOW THAT'S  GANGSTA
Ey bro let's get pissed and have a party
mi no cholo boy homes
FEELING BETTER PEWTCH?
FINDERS... KEEPERS!!! HAHA
NIGGAS BE LIKE GOOD MORNING LADIES
HOW DID HE KNOW MY PIMPLE IS THERE?
WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAA CCCUUUNNTTTTSSSS
YOU GONE SHARE THAT KFC????
JUST READ WHOLE CHAPTER NAP TIME!
QUE CABRON  UNOS TIROS
votes for obama thinks he's legal
FIFTY SHADES OF GAY
YOLO!!
DOES MY ASS MAKE MY ASS LOOK BIG ?
TO ZOE
DON'T START NONE WON'T BE NONE
ME VENDES MOTA QUEMADA NO TE QUIERAS PASAR DE VERGA?
This is my happy face
I JUST POOD YOUR CLEANING
So
ENOUGH!
SAYS HE WILL EAT PUBES AT SCHOOL DOESN'T SHOW UP

YOU SEE THE TRACKSUIT ON JEREMY KYLE I SEE IT IN THE PE HALL
bitches be like I'm beautiful
BIG OLD' EXPENSIVE TRACTOR STUCK IN THE MUD. NOTHIN!
GO TO THE POST OFFICE BE GRAND THEY SAID
this is how I dodged the chainsaw beheading
QUE NO ME VA A COMPRAR CAMPECHANAS? NO SE QUIERA PASAR DE VERGA DO&#209;A
WHA!!! WHA U SAY !
YO MAN YOU SEEN MY CHICKEN
QUE ME VEO MAL TAMANDO… A MI ME VALE VERGA.
I'M STRUGGLIN' WITH THE MAN IN THE MIRROR
Homar azul
PROBLEM?
NO TE PASES DE VERGA  MOROCHO
I LOVE 6 YEAR OLD GIRLS
GO AHEAD CALL THE COPS THEY CAN'T UNRAPE YOUR
What cost credit 1 the events? Not wanting to spend Sulake
I POTATO YOU  CHRISTOPHER SO MUCH
PROFE VA A DEJAR TAREA? NO SE QUIERA PASAR DE VEGA
SE SACA LA CHUCHA  PAL FEISBU
ON THE TRAIN NECK MINNIT
NO TE QUIERAS PASAR DE VERGA
KIP
DICE QUE NO SE INGLES NO SE QUIERA PASAR DE VERGEISHON
SWAGO
Talking to kiana? beware of the cholo

R U LAUGHING AT ME!! MY MATE CHARLES XERRI'S BROWS ARE BIGGER!!
MINECRAFT!!!! :)
QUE HAY QUE CORREGIR EL ARTICULO? NO SE QUIERA PASAR DE VERGA PROFE
WHEN HAYDOS GETS BACK FROM THE MINES PEARL JUST HAS TO PUT UP WITH HIS ANTICS
DJ BAAWSS
picnhys cucarachas voladorassss? NO SE QUIERA PASAR DE VERGA MI gUSTAV DEMON!
COMO QUE YA VA ACABAR POR ELLA SOY EVA NO SE QUIERA PASAR DE VERGA TELEVISA
QUE NO ME QUIERES HACER!?  NO SE QUIERA PASAR DE VE... MIJA

QUE NO ME QUIERE PASAR CON 6  NO SE PASE DE VERGA SALOMON
SON MUCHAS LAMINAS NO SE PASE DE VERGA
HOY DOMINGO DE HUEVA HAS TU TRAER  CHALE NO SE PASE DE VERGA
C&#243;mo que estoy en peralvillo? No se quiera pasar de verga
C&#243;mo que me dices 'G&#252;ey? Ya te carg&#243; la verga
QUE NO QUIERE IR A ENTRENAR? NO SE QUIERA PASAR DE PINCHE VERGA WE
que a los cholos nos gustan los wachiturros? no se quiera pasar de verga morro
POR QUE DEJA TAREA MAISTRO  NO SE QUIERA PASAR DE VERGA
ME ENFERME Y NO SE PREOCUPARON NO SE PASEN DE VERGA
ME QUIERE PONER AHUJAS PARA CURARME NO SE QUIERA PASAR DE VERGAS LIC..
que no se quiere mochar con el biscocho no se quiera pasar de verga
I threw a grenade and killed 50 people Then it Exploded
i visited the virgin islands now they are just the islands
I don't call the wrong number You answer the wrong phone
i use a stunt double for crying scenes
I won the WORLD SERIES OF POKER USING POKEMON CARDS
played an online game paused it
i acted in star wars as the force!
my email adress is  gmail@chucknorris.com
I KNOW THE LAST DIGIT OF PI  AND I DIVIDED IT BY ZERO
Santa claus was real until he forgot my present
rides a unicycle pops a wheelie
I dont flush the toilet  i scare the shit out of it
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T MASTURBATE  HE RAPES HIS HAND
I lost my virginity Before my dad
A snake bit me it died 2 days later
Jesus Christ can walk on water But I can swim through land
ghosts sit around a fire and tell chuck norris stories
When zombies bite chuck norris they become chuck norris
I threw a grenade and killed 50 people And then the grenade exploded
I killed an hour literally
'Great britain' used to be just 'britain' until chuck norris liked it on facebook
I used to think myself as a weak person until an arrow shattered itself on my knee
When i have a birthday the candles blow me
chuck norrris will strangle you with a cordless phone
When Alexander Bell Invented the telephone He had 11 missed calls from Chuck Norris
throws one bird kills two stones
chuck norris doesn't turn on the shower he stares at it until it starts to cry
Once kicked a horse in the jaw its descendants are now known as giraffes
wHEN CHUCK NORRIES POKES YOU ON FACEBOOK yOU CAN FEEL IT
Kids pee in snow Chuck norris pees in concrete
rubbed two ice cubes together got fire
The dinossaurs meesed with me once.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer Too bad he has never cried
chuck norris doesn't wish you a happy birthday he forces you a happy birthday
in soviet russia chuck norris still kicks your ass
He called me gay I called him an ambulance
PLAY RUSSIAN ROULETTEwith all bullets loaded i still win
When chuck norris goes to water he doesn't get wet the water gets chuck norris
chuck norris can save during online multiplayer
CHUCK norris doesnt need a watch TO TELL TIME he TELLS TIME WHAT TIME IT IS
breaks law with bare hands
i won hide and seek with osama
i won the world series of poker using pokemon cards
chuck norris doesn't get frost bite chuck norris bites frost
i was the one who... bit the apple in the apple logo
CHUCK NORRIS WON X FACTOR WITH SIGN LANGUAGE
ordered a bucket of chicken at pizza hut got it
I star in the sequel to '300' It's called '1'
Chuck Norris found page 404
The sun doesn't set it just hides from chuck norris
I voted for putin that's why the results are over 140%
Chuck Norris counted to infinity twice.
Epicmealtime? looks like a nice snack
once got bit by a rattlesnake after three days of pain and agony the ratlesnake died
had a contest with lance armstrong to see who had the most balls won by three
my dad's name  is chuck norris jr.
death once had a near-chuck norris experience
every night when the boogyman goes to sleep he checks his closet for chuck norris
DO PUSHUPS WORLD PUSHES DOWN
cuts a knife... with bread!
Chuck Norris Goes on Facebook 997
I fought with superman whoever lost the fight needed to wear his underwear over his clothes
Where is SOPA ? Answer now !
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet He scares the shit out of it
when chuck norris chops onions the onions cry
i dont have a gun under my pillow i have a pillow under my gun
i beat the ocarina of time without the ocarina
Ate five 12 ounce steaks in an hour spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress
My daughter lost her virginity i got it back
Chuck Norris is the reason why the Dead Sea is dead!
i dont teabag i potato sack
I can believe it's not butter
bill gates used to wait tables until i gave him a tip
I acted in star wars as the force
death once had a near-chuck experience
chuck norris once lit his fart on fire that fart is now known as the sun
there is no theory of evolution just a list of creatures i allow to live
i am the reason why waldo hides
buys iphone installs android
my parents  are named after me
they once made Chuck Norris a toilet paper but ther was a problem
I played templerun Got to the end.
Ghosts sit around campfires And tell chuck norris stories
the day mark zuckerberg invented facebook he had already been blocked by chuck norris
Rolled 7 with one dice
meh tier by choice
There used to be a street named after Chuck Norris
Plays halo 4 on nintendo 64
oh
chuck norris can cut a hot knife  with butter
chuck norris doesnt flush the toilet he scares the crap out of it
father time asked me what time it was
i don't call 911 they call me
go for a bike ride in europe accidentally win the tour the france
Some people wear superman pajamas superman wears chuck norris pajamas
Chuck Norris Uses Pepper Spray To Spice His Steaks
escaped the friend zone
has his bath toy it's called The loch ness monster
Chuck norris can lead a horse to water and make it drink
'misspelled' one word all dictionaries are automatically updated
flushed used condom down the toilet the ninja turtles are born
Gets bit by mosquito the next day it dies from malaria
threw a grenade 5 people died 5 seconds later grenade exploded
I Slam Revolving Doors
when chuck norris went to the army. he told his dad 'you're the man of the house now '
When Chuck Norris plays Black ops zombies. The zombies try to survive not chuck norris!
I have no Ctrl key on my keyboard I am always in control
defeated the german army with a pocket knife
i visited the virgin islands then they were just islands
i dont call 911 they call me
chuck norris built the barn he was born in
enough i'm going to uganda
I COunted to infinity thrice
your telling me to go to hell? do you want me to kick devil&#180;s ass?
broke sound barrier with fist
I KILLED AN HOUR LITERALLY
ghosts sit around a fire and i tell chuck norris stories
GRUMPY CA... NO
DIED ONCE JUST TO SEE WHAT IT WAS LIKE
chuck Norris can tell which way is up in space
i blow bubbles with beef jerky
CHuck norris daughter lost her virginity he took it back
Chuck doesn't wear a watch he decides what time it is
Physics doesn't apply  to Chuck Norris  The laws of Chuck NOrris applies to physics
Earth rotates not because of physics But because I walk
i once had sex in a truck that truck is now known as optimus prime.
traveled around the universe in 80 days
WHEN CHUCK NORRIS PLAYS PACMAN THE GHOSTS STAY IN THEIR BOX
I SEE A REVOLVING DOOR I SLAM IT
Kid's wear superman pyjamas Superman wears Chuck Norris pyjamas
i acted in star wars as the force
i go to the gym for the machines to exercise
GRUMPY CAT HAS BEEN DEAD FOR TWO YEARS AND DEATH TOLD IT. I TOLD IT.
I beat the Elite Four with nothing but a Lvl 5 Magikarp
i never wear sunscreen the sun needs protection from me.
i don't need a life life needs me
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia
I won american idol only using sign LANGUAGE
If chuck norris was a girl his name would be superman
i was winning when you were still carlos estevez
i sued the guys that made brokeback mountain since thats the name of my pile of dead ninjas
Get a boner while lying down strike oil
when chuck norris sleeps he keeps a pillow under his gun
the game i won it
i Won World Series Poker Using Pokemon Cards
juggles the soap in jail cos he's a fearless bastard
Only takes 20 minutes To watch 60 minutes
Chuck norris played a wall in tennis and won
Leaves Earphones in pocket they untangle
i threw a grenade and killed 50 people then it exploded
Only chuck norris can prevent forest fires
santa was real until he forgot my christmas present
broke a nokia 3310
chuck norris doesn't call the wrong number you answer the wrong phone
Pokemon fight? I choose you cthulhu
gets minigun dual wield
Chuck norris doesnt use toliet paper to wipe his ass he uses sand paper
used thunderbolt on onix critical hit. it's super effective!
Clicks like cures cancer
Chuck Norris sues Chuck Norris Chuck norris wins twice
Thought there were to many jobs so he killed steve
i don't always cover other memes but when i do
uses a live rattlesnake as a condom
Man walked on the moon chuck norris walked on the sun
ONE CHUCK NORRIS ROUND HOUSE KICK CAN POWER ALL OF AUSTRALIA FOR A WEEK
internet goes down still can use it
RAN 100M BACKWARDS STILL BEAT USAIN
GOT TO THE END OF TEMPLE RUN
i fought cancer cancer gave up
Chuck Norris only works out once a year.....that's about all the gym equipment can take.
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse horses are hung like chuck norris
pauses a game league of legends
facebook tried to delete my profile I deleted facebook
Curiousity kills the cat  Chuck Noris kills the curiousity
Chuck norris doesnt cry He sweats trough his eyes
when alexander bell invented the phone he had 2 missed calls from me
the big bang i told the lady not to put beans on  it
CHUCK NORRIS CREATED GIRAFFES BY UPPER CUTTING A HORSE
Invests with pirate GETS HIS MONEY BACK
Deletes System32 Windows runs faster
i don't need legs to kick your ass
when chuck norris touch the fire the fire get burned
I Don't Keep up with the kardashians THE KARDASHIANS Keep Up with me
yolo Means nothing to me
I think I'll drive the bear on top of the great white shark into work today
anyone who has ever met me only remembers pain
I once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills I blinked
When Chuck Norris has to pause during an online game everyone else waits for him
say something once don't say it again
chuck norris  built rome in a day
chuck norris died 20 years ago death just DOESN'T want to face him yet
I JUST ATE EDWARD AND POOPED OUT JACOB.
When i play zombie mode i'm not trying to survive. the zombie's are.
I WAS IN STAR WARS AS THE FORCE!
Chuck Norris  Can receive the medal of honor at boot camp
Before the big bang there was chuck norris
Won the world series of poker using pokemon cards
i play skyrim 20000 arrows to the knee didnt stop my adventuring
poured out beer on the ground made the ground pour it back in
CAN DRY OUT SWIMMING POOL BY FORK WHILE IT IS RAINING
Destroying a Nokia 3310 Mission complete
there is no chin under this beard only another fist
I WON AMERICAN IDOL USING SIGN LANGUAGE
I farted Back In '05 They Called The Fart... Katrina
Tried playing pokemon caught all legendaries with an ordinary pokeball
HOw much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck norris all of it
Neutrinos Bounce off him
like your own Status One more time
How many Pushuips can i do? All of them
i lost my virginity before my dad
went to burger king and ordered mcnuggets got them
Santa claus was real until he forgot my present
i killed 35 people with my gun without shooting it
Oppa gangnam style or die!!
i can click F13 and even F14
I blow out my birthday candles when i blink
no one used to pay attention to me untill i broke a nokia with my bare hands
Chuck norris doesnt wear a watch he decides what time it is
PLays Slender Slender man does not show up the whole game

chuck norris breaks a mirror mirror has 7 years bad luck
logged on banned the admins
i dont run  the earth spins when i move
category 5 hurricane? that was my sneeze
friends got mad at me for eating a whole cake by myself how was i supposed to know there was a stripper inside?
when i do a barrelroll the world becomes the center of the universe
I EAT PINEAPPLE WITH ITS OWN SKIN
Chuck norris shot the sheriff AND the deputy
i don't always dislike somebody but when i do
chuck norris can win a foot race against light
chuck norris uses guns to spare weaker opponents from the power of his fists.
be thankful i'm using these guns instead of my fists
When Chuck Norris gets stabbed by a knife the knife starts bleeding
goes in a fist fight opponent punches himself
chuck norris was hit by a bus there were no other survivors
why are creepers afraid of cats?    because chuck norris likes cats
The chuck norris 12-step program climbing mt. everest
mosquitos use chuck norris repellant
When God Said 'let there be light
i sank a boat by staring at it  it's name was the titanic
GRUMPY CA... NO.
the world does revolve around chuck norris
I don't get rescued i rescue the rescue team
the world didn't end because it was afraid of chuck norris
Lance armstrong didn't use drugs he touched my sweat
chuck norrris will strangle you with a cordless phone
the meteor from armaggedon was really one of my kidney stones.
i threw a grenade and it killed 100 people  then it exploded
Chuck norris makes onions cry
I'm supposed to be in hell But i ain't cuz i kicked the devil's ass
I can win a staring contest...  with the sun.
chuck norris gets given a lethal injection the executioner dies
gets given the electric chair causes widespread power failures
When chuck norris does push ups He doesn't push himself away from the earth
I took an arrow to the knee. Nothing happend.
I counted to infinity... twice
I&#160;could&#160;beat&#160;up Bruce&#160;Lee! (but&#160;only&#160;after&#160;he&#160;died)
I sleep with a pillow under my gun
sharknado is my chum
chuck norris pick up a gallon of water without a container
FDA Don't Even Think About Taking Away my flavors!!
The westboro baptist church is picketing sells sidewalk
looks at slenderman  slenderman dies
Gun Lovers want to be him... Doesn't need a gun to defend himself...
Yells -'hold the elevator' Elevator Opens itseLf
Writes his name in concrete.... Hard concrete
The drummer from Def leppard is missing an arm because chuck norris needed a back scratcher
jesus can walk on water i can walk on jesus
Bakes a pizza by blinking
join me and jesus fighting evil or die
i don't flush the toilet i scare the shit out of it
buys iphone installs android apps
during the summer insects wear chuck norris repellent
CHUCK NORRIS WAS BITTEN BY A SNAKE  AFTER FIVE HOURS OF EXCRUCIATING PAIN THE SNAKE DIED
bit himself gets more strenght
can stay awake even when hes asleep
I got pulled over by a cop the cop left with a warning.
I knocked a semi off the road by spitting on it
someone tried to set chuck norris on fire fire got set on chuck norris
my tears can cure cancer too bad i never cry
chuck norris can do pushups with both hands tied behind his back
guns don't kill people they signal for chuck norris
i visited new york hurricane sandy left
i killed bruce lee i punched him so hard the attack went into the future
I just came back from a nice jog from hawaii
drank a Super Big Gulp In front of mayor bloomberg
chuck norris doesn't have a birthday he was always living
when the boggie man goes to bed he checkes his closet for me
you say your auto correct changed 'nutritious' to 'Norris'? I suggest you make it work
i armwrestled superman loser had to put their underwear over their pants
no such thing as evolution just a bunch of animals i allow to live
Kids pee on snow Chuck Norris pees on children
chuck norris is the only one who knows where does fez come from
Chuck norris can see ninjas
I Can pause online games
i don't always play snooker
appeared in a rated g movie for a cameo Now its a rated R movie
ONCE RAN AROUND THE WORLD IN 10 MINUTES USED 9 OF THOSE MINUTES TO STRETCH
Chuck Norris Father of batman
i got a grip that's how coal turned into diamonds
catches fire throws it away
Chuck Norris doesn't use weapons weapons use Chuck Norris!
alright boko haram you've got my attention - too bad for you
Receives first slingshot at age five causes Permian extinction
YO RAMBO! Yes master?
gimme a burrito NOW!!
HAs no mate Evolves anways
my dad didn't made violence to me he couldn't
Worlds toughest guy? name one of his successful movies..
i didn't GENERATE this meme  the meme generated me
sunk all your battleships in one move
you think god rested on the 7th day? i retired him
No one told chuck norris jokes Until I learned to pimp slap from steve orbit
there is only one thing chuck norris cannot do: lose a fight
chuck norris can kill cuccos
Puts Baby In a corner
דחפתי ל?ורנה שתי עוזי? לתחת
woman in restaurant couldn't bite through steak named it 'chuck Norris'
does own brain surgery in alternate reality where he ever requires aid
rocky won't box him doesn't have the stones
I DON'T GET MAD ABOUT TURNING 30 i GET EVEN.
made a police officer mafia let me
ran for mr universe mr universe ran from me
your problems gone i ate them
fixed congress didn't break a sweat
had an hour to kill fixed congress
killing an hour takes a minute
no one lives forever except me
stopped the sun from rising didn't burn his hands
spanked monkey it evolved
drank acid pissed champagne
CHUCK NORRIS WALKS INTO A COURTROOM. JUDGE STANDS AND SAYS 'ALL RISE!'
i killed a man with my hair
can kill 9000 birds with a sheet of paper
THEY SAY ROME WASN'T BUILT IN A DAY CHUCK DISAGREES
WENT INTO VILLA VOLTA MADE THE HOUSE TURN VERTICALLY
Shoots a three-pointer Scores 4 points
cooks minute rice in 58 seconds
chuck norris messes with the zohan!!
Now you have a reason A reason to go to school tyler
looks at slenderman slenderman dies
i played the walking dead and still cried
some one kicked me in the balls  they hurt their knee
I was almost in cast for mission impossible but then they would have to rename it mission acomplished
I took food  from tomislav
Bared his arms Got great discounts!
Troll  Terminator
I do not swim in water water wants to be around me!
ghost sit around camp fires and tell stories about chuck norris
death asks for my permission to take someone to the afterlife
Winked at a girl now im a father
this meme is moving too fast so you see it stopped
kills 1000 creepers with a bow shot
I was once paid to be killed by bruce lee in a movie and then he mysteriously died afterwards
the oil on my chiseled masculine chest is the only oil earth needs
Check Norris has the playstation network... On his xbox 360
You cant touch norris chest hair only bruce lee can
popular internet meme thinks atheists are trying to outlaw christianity
hitler commited suicide because he found out chuck norris is jewish
Yes
I once killed 2 rocks with 1 bird
i have a grizzly bear as a carpet its not dead its just scared to move
paper beats rock rock beats sisours sisours beats paper  chuck noris beats all
chuck norris doesn't mow his grass he stands on his lawn and dares it to grow
Plays bf3 and hits a guy with his boat in mid-air
i dont flush the toilet i scare the shit out of it
Doesnt Flush Toliet Scares the shit out of it
I grabbed my uzis and took out half the camp then I shot the rest
chuck norris road has no crosswalks ... because you don't cross chuck norris and live
When I'm in A Submarine  I fly it
yolo?? i already lived 6 times
aTTEMPTS TO DO A PUSH UP PUSHES WORLD DOWN
Lost his virginity before his dad
i was that guy in call of duty black ops with extra bones
i counted to infinity two times
I don't always drink beer i usually drink gasoline
i dont watch movies they watch me
i made a zombie invasion movie once then didn't realize because nobody paid $15 for 14 second movie
chuck norris' tears cure cancer too bad he never cries
I Beat You In Yu-Gi-Oh By Playing A Jigglypuff
these are water pistols to clean your blood off me later
i built the house in which i was born
Every year chuck norris chooses one lucky kid to throw into the sun
Chuck norris doesn't flush the toilet He Scares the shit out of it
opens blisterpacks with bare hands
i got in a 'who had more testicles?' contest with lance armstrong I won by 5
i killed two stones with one bird
I click new email Automatic High importance
I am dead but death is to scared to tell me
i got sick of ps2
no dear
Chuck norris doesn't turn off the lights he turns off the dark
chuck norris says happy birthday nn
Did I Mention... i always point my bow to the knee?
This is how you run a university
I do not 'fix' egrants errors they beg for mercy
i ASKED FOR A BREAK AT MCI WE STARTED AGAIN 3 YEARS LATER
WILL NEVER HAVE A HEART ATTACK HIS HEART WON'T DARE TO ATTACK HIM
Surrender kish or I'll shoot your balls
It ain't your Birthday Chuck Norris
i need 2 guns cause jack bauer is near
one gun per ball
when chuck norris works a code patients intubate themselves
chuck norris played minecraft once and killed the ender dragon with a cookie
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN't CHECK SERVICE KITS SERVICE KITS CHECK FOR CHUCK NORRIS
Lights ? i see better in the dark
sAY tRIUMPH SOUNDS LIKE RUSH ONE MORE TIME.....
Chuck Norris isn't on drugs drugs are on chuck norris
the worst movie i ever made was hellbound
Go ahead
Can't find parking space Dents the curb into one
SPANDAU BALLET COULDN'T WRITE THE NEXT LINE WROTE IT
i beat temple run... twice
if u feel a problem is easy in the maths exam.. u are doing it wrong!
jesus rose from the grave because chuck norris told him to get his ass up
once....................... i made simon say
Chuck norris DISAPPROVES Vore
e nemere
SOME ONE ARGUED WITH ME FOUND IMPALED WITH A SHOE UP HIS ASS
chuck norris let the dogs out the dogs of war
Real men perpetuate representations that essentialize gender- and sex-related identities
Your Doctor Told you WAlk 30 minutes or Else
the only time i got my ass handed to me  was by bruce lee
Drank 200 redbulls and fell asleep
CHUCK NORRIS DIED THEN BARRY ROUX CONIVINCED HIM HE WAS STILL ALIVE
my aura produces a broadband hotspot i get free wifi everywhere i go
When God Said 'let there be light
When God Said 'let there be light '
I gave birth To my mom
go ahead
when chuck norris plays charades
i watch....... what i do with a knife
MKPD&O WWCND?
Fix your goddamn meme spelling Last warning!
My exercise isn't a waste of time you're a waste of time!
chuck norris shops at Geekasuras no other shop will do
Zebras were actually Black Horses Till  Chuck Norris scared the shit outta them
he got in a staring contest with the man in the moon guess who won?
visited the matrix made the jump on the first try
when he was born they tried to circumcise him he chose to skinfore of them instead
threw a party upward. Gave moon a black eye.
made a stone. so heavy i couldn't lift it. then i lifted it.
made own virgin olive oil. rubbed mary magdalene down with it. grew her cherry back.
gave a crowd of 100 women orgasms by waving at them. From a mile away. in fog.
death and taxes are just evitable to me
I had a seat on the stock market flying at 30
the internet bubble burst while I was working security for it it was my first bathroom break in almost a decade
he has to crap outside actual boa constrictors wouldn't fit in toilets either
death and taxes are just evitable
i write memes and even dead people laugh
ate coal crapped diamonds
universe infinite i ate it as a snack
you think i'm pulling your leg? it's still attached.
i don't fart treaties banned chemical weapons
i pass gas gas stations drop prices to compete
when i sleep world has testosterone shortage
Always more monks pray to chuck norris
slapped darth vader asked 'who's your daddy?'
women meet me realize they only 'like' chocolate
muscles harder than rocket science
swallowed c4 didn't have explosive diarrhea
got promoted god my subordinate
killed millions Devil too scared to have me in Hell
smiled at woman blinded her
dos equis man admitted he's second most interesting
called jesus bastard didn't get smote
called jesus a bastard
ate plutonium crapped AAA batteries
bought pit bulls to give enemies fighting chance
raced cheetah across africa lapped it around planet
spoke to god called him a pansy
i make love and make enough for everybody
pole's so long it's the north and south pole at the same time
Women can't carry my children without protection
Never get indigestion when i eat dynamite
i speak softly and carry a redwood
fought the terminator he won't be back
banged supermodel blew her up
ate shit crapped pizza
when i wrap christmas presents they go triple platinum in the hood
When i was born
Someone does splits using two moving trucks? I do splits using two flying airplanes
You know who you are.
only pierre benoit can judge me
chuck norris Is scared shitless of regina
doesn't go to the party he is the party!!
Give me computer back or i kick your fat ass
Beat qwop  Using the Arrow keys
I ruined Death's killstreak
if u quit zombies win
When i land
still a better match than rock vs miz
wesh y'a embrouille ?
the breakfast with chuck but... Chuck Norris eats danger for breakfast.
ich schwoer !  Gho$t macht dich fertig !
SIAP PERANG? let's play!
Who's sleepy? Chuck snorris.
nemtii au aruncat 100 de bombe in Chuck Norris au explodat 
I killed a man with a finger gun
CHUCK NORRIS SAY I GONNA CLASH YOU
you werent born today I let you live today.
it`s not just a  nipple ring
I will find my pencil case today 10% Chance
I USE SHARKNADO AS CHUM
Jumps off hill Falls upward
De ce exista fantome ? Chuck Norris a omorat mai multi oameni decat moartea poate procesa...
Speeding IN a Place full of police  doesn't get any ticket
House republicans 0.000001 seconds left
My daughter lost her virginity so I went and got it back
I don't alway watch Youtube But when I do
Found Bigfoot Not a coincidence it hasn't been seen since
am gonna roundhouse kick   james kelly's face off!!!!
immune to  Bernoulli's principle
everybody in a floor! I want a hamburger
santa clause was real until he forgot my present
Ash!! No pues... ya se crey&#243; yaki chang!
website says couldn't load plugin chuck norris loads it
almost drowns while swimming in lava
Te ano mag hipos da
FAST SO GUT WIE SPONGEBOZZ
ahora todo mundo levanten  los examenes  o sufran las consecuencias
Fuera putos ella es mia
Feeling After Iftaar
Just got a double eagle on a par 3
I dont need Guns - But its my right to own them
TEST D'INGRESSO Chuck Norris li passa cos&#236;...
Having a bad Day? Original Sensible
Chuck Norris..... Couldnt even do bens mum....
i didn't catch a tripfire i got it as a starter for vi
Can do a Handstand without hands
Quereis saber la cara de ElrichMC? Pues no
Writes name in concrete Hard concrete
HUNG
HUNG
upgraded a cyberman
Where's the Wod? is the wod up yet? What's the wod?
I once did a cannonball Only fossils are left of dinosaurs
These pistols are just for distraction i'm gonna fire my nipples
Ima Hunt you down And eat u like A salad ok andrey :D
Chuck Norris went to Burger King and asked for a Big Mac.  HE GOT ONE.
chuck norris says give the password!
the boogieman checks under his bed for chuck norris
mo pa flush man mo fini kaka kaka guet moi zot perr
HI BYE
Cars cant run over chuck norris
when I assign homework for next class you don't whine
one does not simply survive chuck norris' roundhouse kick
Chuck norris has been to mars that's why there are no signs of life
Powered by bruce lee
I am a an army and im more deadly than the us marines
enough said.
Goes to gameday without a mouse dominates jman and hester
Santa used to exist until he forgot my present
gets caught masturbating looks them in the eye and finishes
Email Addy: GMAIL@CHUCKNORRIS.COM
Drowned a shark
BIEBER .. BIEBER
chuck norris impresses McKayla Maroney
Shoots and kills bank robber with a potato gun
Chuck norris doesn't do p90x p90x does chuck norris
plastic kneecap
lost virginity  befor dad
once sir jadeja and rajanikanth had a threesome chuck norris was born
Hunting vampires
ban this bitches
Kim Yong  Who?
Used Excel Cell XFE1048577
Used excel Cell xfe1048577
Windows better be intalled or else
chuck norris once lit his fart on fire that fart is now known as the sun
Television is Just invented Already missed 2 seasons of 'Walker
ALRIGHT WHO'S BEEN SMOKING WEED I'M AM THE LAW
L&#193;NCZI L&#193;SZL&#211;?? OLYAN MINT A FASZOM NAGY DE ESZE NINCS!
Chuck  Norris was droped twice as a baby first on hiroshima
Guys! jacks hurt his head super gib to the rescue!
gokou? I was his friend on facebook
just ask me one more time if i am the admin of Jb confessions
Cross platform code try compile on android
kernar i power point
Reach Mutamins Garden Basiliks Turn to stone
I cleared all pokmon leagues With a bad egg
I said we're going to do an 80's concert so shut up and sing
the world should have ended in 2012 but it did'nt because chuck norris was alive
broke a nokia phone screen ''that wasn't a touch screen phone?''
when i give a shit honey badger gives a shit!
DOUBLE GUNS!!!
WHen chuck norris plays black ops zombies zombies build obstacles
Guys invent internet  chuck norris has his own website already
mc hammer ? yes
AND YOURE COMING WITH ME
The nba logo? it's me
WITH CHAVEZ GONE YOU'RE NEXT
Please One more App invite!
Chuck norris LOVES JAVASCRIPT
Jesus Walks on Water Chuck Norris swims on land
happy birthday to me
I would wish you a kick ass birthday but its also chuck norris' birthday so that would be redundant
I killed hitler By blinking
chuck norris had a goldfish to this day its jaws
Go ahead
Chuck norris doesn't let customers churn
chcesz wpierdol czy sam sbie złamiesz kości
the boogeyman checks his closet for chuck norris
santa did exist  but then he forgot my present
go party hmm go session
Curte minha pagina vou dar 5 k de cash
broke your daughters hymen repaired it
quando gli zombi mordono chuck norris loro diventano chuck norris
MILENA IDZ DO STASKA POZBIERAC JABLEK ALBO CI WPIERDOL SPUSZCZE !!!!!!!
Chuck Norris Now Drives a duramax
They once made a chuck norris toilet paper But it wouldn't take crap from anyone
I DON'T HACK COMMPUTERS THEY JUST DO AS  I SAY
I THREW A GRENADE
Chuck invented the straples gun bra
why am i a noob?
Slendermans game ended  when he saw me
JUSTIN BIEBER ONCE MADE FUN OF ME  ONCE
i-pads? better talk to jose about that
I GET MY CANDLES FOR 'SNOWPOCOLYPSE 2013' FROM IKEA... Where you GHET YHOURRS? WVAHL-MHURT? Vallhollerr! OHDIN??? DHAT JEW?! :O
I doN't Develop I implement
Chuck Norris doesn't Use a Knowledgebase He already knows the answer
Look into my eyes Not around My eyes
I once brought a spoon to a gun fight
Kratos has killed every god.... well apart from this one
He doesn't know where you live but he knows where you'll die
I don't do a fod check fod does a me check
justice  for boyla
Vote for shaayak You wont be disappointed
Enjoyed a show Clapped with one hand
Called by chuck norris Answer or answer?
i dont lick stamps i stare at them until they wet themselves
i dont read i stare at the book until it gives me the information i want
I just used Chuck Norris I win
when i do a push-up im not pushing myslef up Im pushing the ground down
Ghosts sit around the campfire telling horror stories about me
killed four birds with half a stone didn't know there was a half a stone? neither did the birds.
I lost my virginity before my father
even half of me is twice the man you are
The only man in the world To make a pusher cry
La neige ? Moi je connais pas.
Guns don't kill people Guns trying to be like chuck norris kill people
is guest at wedding leaves wedding married
killed a whole platoon of russians with a rubber water gun
Rubs Ice Cubes Together CreAtes fire
Chuck NOrris doesn't wait for Collaboration
is there life after death trespass here and find out
Once a prawn bit chuck norris His descendants are now known as Tiger prawns
eats coal shits diamonds
chuck norris uses mace to spice up his ghost peppers
i dont run with wolves they run with me
IF AT FIRST YOU DON'T SUCCEED  YOU'RE NOT CHUCK NORRIS
DIE OR DIE
throws a grenade kills 50 people then the grendae explodes
chuck norris will drown you on land
chuck norris can drive a car just by riding a bike
this guns? are for the pic
can parse HTML with regex
i threw a grenade and killed 50 weasels and then the grenade exploded
chuck norris doesnt call the wrong number you answer the wrong phone
the only thing that can kill chuck norris chuck norris has already killed
Used to be apathetic But he joined Freedom Life Church
Popped a molly The molly was sweating
DIRECTS STar wars: Episode vii wins ever single oscar
Turn the T.V on? Please
I shot down Amelia Earhart By pointing at her plane and yelling bang
if a harbaugh wins the superbowl i will destroy the world
Adobe doesn't update my laptop I update adobe
USES tIGER bALM  FOR LUBE
kIRKY DIDN'T USE ME IN A MEME
Blackfire torch it does miracles
digigit ular cobra setelah 3 hari ularnya mati
Rejected by simon india got placed in uop
overshoots to flat still hits tranny
tigers have chuck norris blood chuck norris has tiger blood
when coppercab didn't stop threating because he can't take a joke i gave him a lesson in speaking up
i don't not see colors colors are afraid to be in my vision
never ate mushrooms isn't a bit gay
played an online game paused it
peels an onion the onion crys
which one of you ordered pepperoni
Chuck Norris doesn't wish you a happy new year  he forces you a happy new year
CHUCK NORRIS DOESN'T FLUSH THE TOILET HE SCARES THE SHIT OUT OF IT.
Destroys Nokia 3310 easily
i dont prANK CALL YOU PRANK ANSWER
LOOKS AT ONION MAKES IT CRY
try to touch her
Chuck norris canceled the end of the world because he wanted to celebrate benji's birthday
Judgement day was going to come until chuck norris decided otherwise
i won american idol with sign language
LIKE A  BOSS!
Chuck doesn't blow his nose.. he removes the obstruction with 10lbs. of c4..
Everytime you tip Chuck Norris WIll Round House Kick a justin Bieber Fan in the face.Do it for the kids.
did a kick flip without a skateboard
when you see me i see you  when u don't see my then your a few seconds away from being killed
when you see me i see you WHEN U DON'T SEE Me THEN YOUR A FEW SECONDS AWAY FROM BEING killed
during the summer the mosqitoes wear chuck norris repelant
blocks bullets with chest
Tell me where I can get  scot easter boxers
wti12 leg4/dwt12 leg32 NO CHARTS/NO SCENERY/NO ENGLISH
I heard there was punch i love punch
This Is the real me
if u have tamim  u have everything
If i file a defect and it's rejected this is how i dispute!
h i j k l m n o.p.
Chuck Norris doesn't catch the bus The bus catches up with chuck norris
SI DIOS CAMINA EN EL AGUA CHUCK NORRIS NADA EN LA TIERRA
Never out my AmMo.. when kickin ass
Ashanti I am Coming for You
Henk Freek
i dont think before i talk you think before you listen
I Don't have my break fast I do it in slow-mo
has sex like jimi hendrix plays guitar shredding what he's playing with
turabian cites me
Texas has their guns out  even when the suns not out
Give us the best grade possible because the chuck norris tells you to
sees basilisk basilisk goes blind
Chuck norris  DEMANDS YOU SAVE THE INTRUDER
bailout greece from vultures? i have never ever said that again
gets 50 Melee Kills With Volus Adept
I drink coFfee as a midnight snack
Jesus walks on water i swim on land
i killed 34 people during my sleep
jesus can walk on water? i can swim on land
he doesn't chase train trains chase him
akimbo is for faggot... tell him !
calls 'bacon' trumps rock
in america chuck norris roundhouse kicks you IN soviet russia he still roundhouse kicks you
IT'S  PAYBACK TIME
I'd rather be wearing my snuggie
Hello add in facebook :)
my dad din't made violence to me hi couldn't
nice to rest after roundkicking stuffs
I will not be run by a government I WORK ALONE
KUS NEED KLAASERID N&#220;&#220;D ON?
Self Explanitory
Goes to burger king and orders a big mac gets one
asks david guetta what did you mean
wait a minute... i dont need no guns
I gave the the cHuckees To heRpes
needing savings? Dont worry
t&#252;ra  ma taon su &#228;ra
PLAYS NFL MADDEN 13 PICKS THE CHICAGO BULLS AND WINS BY INFINITY
i dont call the wrong number you awnser the wrong phone
WHICH ONE OF YOU IS TONTO DIKEH
plays a hunter make me one shot macro and most op in game or feel the wrath of norris
Quando chuck norris parla a vanvera vanvera risponde
When Chuck norris swims he doesn't get wet the water gets chuck norris
The eyes of the ranger are upon you vote garret
CHUCK NORRIS' YAHOO MAIL  is YAHOO@CHUCKNORRIS.com
ghosts sit around a fire and tell chuk norris stories
I WROTE A JOKE ON MEMEGENERATOR AND IT WAS FUNNY
God can't so will i ?
CHuck norris doesn't get diseases diseases get chuck norris
when I'm not available to protect our arab embassies just wrap them in bacon
If Chuck Norris made indy 4 There would be no aliens
BAUER HAUER 10:00 - 12:00
grows weed in Farmville sells it on Mafia Wars
GOT 2 PENTA KILLS IN 1 FIGHT
Hey Derek you are gay!!!!!!!!
chuck norris doesnt battle he just allows you to lose
cHUCK NORRIS can WIN AT ARMWRESTLING WITH BOTH ARMS BEHIND HIS BACK
NO PRESSURE BUT YOU HAVE NO CHOICE
i hate when am talking to someone  and they kill the convo
I don't go swimming  water just wants to be around me
WHEN I LEFT THE VIRGIN ISLAND THEY DIDN'T CALL IT THE VIRGIN ISLANDS THEY CALLED IT THE ISLANDS
TYLKO CZAK NORIS ZDOBYWA 1001 PUNKTOW Z POLOBROTU
I CAN SWIM THROUGH LAND
In soviet russia norris still kills you
I tried making toilet paper but it wouldn't take shit from anyone
BECOMES A SUCCESSFUL TOPIC IN LAME JOKES endorses romney
chuck norris can touch his nose with his elbow
I AM CHUCK FU*KING NORRIS
QUIERO 500 LIKES Y MATO A JUSTIN BIVERGAS
I DON'T HATE METAL i EAT IT
When a deal comes my way IT CLOSES ITSELF
You added pandas? tell me again how that sells better then me
chuck norris once visited the virgin islands since then
tylko chuck potrafi zrobić 360 flipa bez deski
I don't alt-tab I buy more monitors
13 killing spree + 2 pentakills in lol while playing touhou
TO ALL THE GUYS WHO BREAK GIRLS HEARTS YOU'RE NEXT ON MY HIT LIST
Once I've BeEn shot The bullet diEd
Hes stared down infinite people to death his name is CHUCK NORRIS
i can make trollface cry
shoots wipeout all zombies on screen die
do not fear summers is here
i threw a grenade and killed 50 zombies then exploded and killed 100 zombies
muslim brotherhood? meet chuck norris brotherhood!
Chuck norris can win a game og connect 4 in 3 moves.
Chuck Norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves
chuck norris can win a game of connect 4 in 3 moves.
i started a sas match instantly won
50 l&#228;nkar
when i fart they name it
dual wields miniguns
are you sure
chuck norris once lit his fart on fire that fart is now known as the sun
Someday_I'll meet you... ...on a node!
marquei golo com o frigorifco &#224;s costas
you just scanned a random qr
eu consigo acender as velas a mijar nelas
THEY ONCE MADE A CHUCK NORRIS TOILET PAPER BUT IT WOULDNT TAKE SHIT FROM ANYBODY
CHUCK NORRIS THREW A GRENADE AND KILLED 30 PEOPLE THEN THE GRENADE EXPLODED
CHUCK NORRIS ONCE PLAYED RUSSIAN ROULETTE WITH A FULLY LOADED REVOLVER AND WON
I have a son His name is God
Say Goodbye to your little basketballs
Transit  Where's your ticket punk
where's this Gladys Berejiklian chick Im not ironing/shaving or tucking in my shirt for no Biatch
I can run around the world and punch myself in the back of the head
The big bang explosion? sorry my bad
I dont stay away from danger danger just stay away from me
נ?נו בסטייל ?מרת? כד?י שיש?ר לי ה?דו?
BACK OFF YOU DIRTY DOPERS
Don't call me maybe
uji just beat you @ foosball then he scored 10 goals
marketed his own urine commonly known as red bull
SEEN ONLY FOR 10 MIN IN MOVIE STILL HAS THE MOST BODYCOUNT
physics do not apply to chuck norris the laws of chuck norris apply to physics
Next time you insult a redhead just remember... We've got chuck norris
Pro-Life Republican
ban camo?? why do you hate merica?
I have a secert brother his name is Paul Rodgers
I suprise you on my birthday
plays minecraft chuck norris enchantment kills enderdragon in one hit
i use guns on my armpits and kill people with deodorants
say god doesn't exist one more time and i'll take you to meet him
constipation? thats just the food i eat having an emotional breakdown.
went into wrestling got ko before start
cHUCK NORRIS' EMAIL ADRESS gMAIL@CHUCKNORRIS.COM
CHUCK NORRIS' EMAIL GMAIL@CHUCKNORRIS.COM
when we were children your girlfriend came to my football games
i used bath salts my skin has never been so smooth
i invented god - you're welcome -
i've had enough of tony romo and jerry jones
CHUCK NORRIS  CARN'T CREATES MEMS ABOUT HIM
I created giraffes kicked a horse in the chin
chuck norris can smell what the rock is cooking  with his nose filled by jack bauer's dry blood
WALKS THROUGH WOREE DOESN'T GET ASKED FOR SMOKES
I Got bit by a cobra   the king cobra died
PlayS gta In real life
The key to negotiating higher margins
Although it is not common knowledge
i don't sleep i wait
Chuck NorriS turns to FC BASEL!
when archimedes shouted eureka i said too late
Trey anastasio in: Escape from Gamehendge
Chuck Norris Took that Bite out of the Apple Logo
Even my beard is guest ready have fun on vaca isaac
You can walk on water? I can swim on land.
WWWTRD?
Say Hello to my little friends !
Jay Z??? I&#180;m his 99 Problems !!
Who can defeat pain in full health? You're looking at him.
Gets the death sentence day 648: Rope is now giving me a rash
Chuck Dydasco Scared the SCRAP out of Syracuse
WHEN CHUCK NORRIS IS AROUND Even nokias arent safe
WHO IS THAT TALKING ABOUT GUN LAWS? ILL HAVE TO PAY HIM A VISIT
I dont shut up i remove the air so you cant hear me
Russia became one with chuck norris
when in doubt... get to ze chopper!!!
A legend is never defeated only more pissed off
chucks norris doesn't watch out for the tram car the tram car watches out for chuck norris
TEAM AMERICA FAUK YAH!!!
Claym0res walks in 'hey
JIRA JIRA
I know the last Digit              of PI ANd I divided it by zero
Chuck noRris went into KFC and ordered a bIg mac And got one!
I'm the 'Somebody Else' that made it happen!
Mosquitoes REFUSED TO BITE HIM
Only chuck norris can make Kristen Stewart cry
chuck norris doesn't need meme's chuck norris is meme
Too many stupid people out today But I'm drinking a bit so I'm ok with it
BIGOT I'm Chuck norris
I heard you didn't buy Healthcare I'm here to collect
take my advice kid quit while you still can
eu perdi minha virgindade antes do meu pai
I don't need debug my code I USE TDD
Die Vasallen sind erschienen 998/0/0
i don't always lose but when i lose
Punches rock creates first gun
I kick equality and fairness in the face
i made my wife a sandwich today she died
chuck norris y u no god tier?!
i have more balls than you 2 more that is
Skeet so much  THEY CALL HER BILLY OCEAN
Chuck norRis doNt need your damn chernabog
is so verile my father is chuck norris jr.
chuck norris votes for malka enough said
cag vs chuck norris I'd like to see that
WHILE YOU WERE FARMING MINONS FOR GOLD I WAS FARMING YOU FOR STACKS
my elo is over 9000 couse i duo with this guy
YOU WANNA TRY TO TAKE ME?!?! Of course you don't.
word document is complete.
i got 99 problems correct out of 100
Let's all get high Lighters to make sure we focus on the important points
i love beating women to the door so i can open it for them
i beat my wife regularly in games of chess
just bought me some kfc franchises
i'm packin' my son's lunch for his first day of kindergarten tomorrow
where all the g's at? we've been playing scrabble for over an hour now and i haven't seen a single one!
I never knew my father
BACK THAT THING UP YOU MAY BORROW MY USB
Your Girlfriend Blew Me Away with her highly effective motivational seminar
lets go rob we're going to be late for the company meeting
Just Got Out of Jail By Rolling doubles
I hate crackers I prefer potato chips
I am going to beat your ass- umptions about black people
Never Had a job i didn't love
i shot your whole family including the kids and babies in a low light resi filter so the contrast isnt too high on the portraits
pass the joint bank account statement
i looked at the guy and said
I'm a blood donor
let's all get high grades
got any weed killer for my spice garden
just jumped a guy His car's working fine now
don't mess with me
you came to the wrong neighborhood here
i will not tolerate whites mixing with my colored shirts when i do the laundry after work
I pick cotton over polyester blends
I RUN THESE STREETS EVERY MORNING FOR ExerciSE
I'll shoot you an email on your performance report
I'm gonna Cut You A great deal
goin' back to jail again to help client prepare for trial
Once you go black
i'm going to shoot my professor an email about the class i missed
WORD Is mY Favorite Microsoft Office Program
I shot the sheriff with antibiotics that saved his life
I need some crack Resistant Concrete for my new patio
last night i got some coke... zero for the office party
that's what i call a blunt assessment of my fantasy hockey league
Damn girl back that thing up or you're gonna lose all your files
give me your wallet i'll put it in my locker while we workout
don't make me take out my 9 iron and show you how great of a golf swing I have.
I busted a cap on my tooth
I am so high up in the legislative department ranks
I have aids who help me in my office
I'll pop a cap on my head if it's too sunny
I Left My Pregnant Girlfriend ice cream and snacks     to keep her happy
I sell weed  killer to farmers
working hard in the fields of science finding a cure for cancer
lets go rob we'll be late for our tennis match
to the window
My black ass -ton Martin looks great next to my white one
I hate whites getting mixed with my colors in the wash
I'm GOING TO CUT YOU some slack this time
I hate picking cotton Trousers to match my mink coat
nothing but net gain
I'm Going to bash these crackers which will function as substitute croutons in this delicious lobster bisque
because i got high grades in college
hope i don't get pulled over with this crack in my windshield
i dont feed my kids junk food
i saw cops and ran to buy them donuts and coffee
I don't know who my father is Voting for in the next election
check out this crib i assembled for my newborn son
i beat my wife and kids at monopoly
I CAn't read books with pictures
I've got some weed problems in my rose patch
i will cut you another slice of cheese cake
I started a riot of laughter in dorciers today when i threw them that bill cosby impression
If you keep using the wrong meme
i just shot my wife a good morning text
hey man
I teach my kids to steal bases so they can be good at little league baseball
I keep it real  quiet after 9 so i don't wake the neighbors up
I'm A BLOOD DONOR
I WILL CUT YOU A SLICE OF CAKE
I'M going to jail to speak with one of my clients
Beat women to the door to open it for them
I have 8 kids by 8 different women at my house for my daughter's slumber party
i left my pregnant wife all her favorite foods in the fridge before i went to work
I JUST NAILED HER FENCE BACK TOGETHER
I'm about to shoot you a priority e-mail please get back to me asap
I Will Sit At The Back Of The bus Too Make Room For Seniors and The Disabled
I got 99 problems out of 100 right on the certified financial planner exam.
i shot him a dirty look when he made a misogynistic comment
i Got 99 problems out of 100 right on my calculus finals
gimme that green salad
I Beat Women To The Door So I Can Hold It Open For Them.
I have a Big Black  book of all the CLients phone numbers
I beat my wife in a game of chess
when i'm angry i pull out my 22 00 sat score
I just nailed this piece of ass -tounding artwork on my wall
IT's hard out here for a pimp because I voted for stricter punishment for sex trafficking
i'd tap that ball in for par
I left my wife and kids presents under the christmas tree
you wanna buy coke from the new vending machine in my office?
YOUR MONEY OR YOUR LIFE IS BASICALLY WHAT IT COMES DOWN TO WHEN YOU GET SICK WITH NO HEALTH INSURANCE
black power cables for my wii keep getting tangled
I know a dealer of rare and fine art that I would simply love to introduce you to.
i didnt pull out in time now my stocks have plummeted
what if i told you oops. wrong meme
all my bitches took home top prize ribbons from the dog show
I GOT HIGH GRADES IN SCHOOL
I've never seen my kid as happy as he was when i got him an xbox for christmas
I just got good head lights for my porsche
She helped me get off to a good start with prospecting new clients
i never knew my father had such a great backswing
i need a blunt and constructive critique of this report i'm working on
let's get baked rolls from the bread oven
about to fire up this weed whacker that i just bought from sears
I got arrested development on DVD
i took her life savings and put them in a high-interest savings  account
I've never had a job without exceptional benefits
let's roll a joint checking account into our retirement fund to get maximum tax benefits
I gave my kids drugs and alcohol awareness education
they see me rolling up my poster now that the presentation is done
girl
Let's all get high lighters to note the important points
let's get baked  chips. i've heard they're healthier.
i just got new rims for my reading glasses
that woman has ass -ertive and intelligent written all over her resume
i packed my glock -enspiel mallots away for tonight's concerto
I pick cotton over polyester
Where are all the g's at? I've been playing this game of scrabble for a while now.
I HATE THE POLICE STING'S SOLO ALBUMS ARE MUCH BETTER
I'm selling crack filling sealants at my new company
because i'm black you get the first move in this chess match
I ended up in Jail twice The last time I played monopoly
free O.J. samples at whole foods today
I am a criminal defense attorney
Geeting some hoes and weed trimers to keep my lawn in tip top shape
i smacked that hoe against the garden fence to get all the mud off
last night i dropped a load on your wife's face book page. sorry i left so many comments
Word up and running
face down
SMoke that shit Aaki mushroom instead of cooking it
i beat my wife at bingo
wheres that crack in the wall that i need to fix?
black power cords should be neatly tucked away to prevent tripping
I need to spark a blunt discussion with you about health care
I always beat my girlfriend to the door so i can hold it for her
I got hoes in different area codes thanks to my successful landscaping franchise.
likes big ass books
we killed that white family at the company badminton tournament this afternoon
Oh SHIT THE POLICE left their notepad with the eyewitness report i gave
I never knew my dad went to harvard
o holy nig- ht
I got high Grades on my finals
i got all the hoes you need at my gardening business
they see me rollin up the blueprints for the new development
i'm going to shoot you  an email with the summary of our discussion.
i have aids and lsd what a terrible way to start a game of scrabble
i enjoy killing time on the computer
dat ass -et that we invested in will pay us double by the end of this quarter
I Don't support my kids hanging out with underachievers
I JUST BUSTED A CAP ON MY BALLPOINT PEN
I WENT TO PRISON FOR THREE YEARS EVERY WEEKEND TO GIVE MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES
i got hoes in different area codes thanks to my agricultural supply franchise
I'm gonna run this white guy over... to my office
I never tip my server or delivery person less then 20 percent
I love to kill a mockingbird
my dad used to beat me at pac man when i was younger
Bro can you pass me that joint budgetting document that will save the company millions?
When it's Rough I use My Nine Iron to get back on the fairway
these dumb crackers get soggy in my soup
bring that hoe over here brother! now dig it in nice and deep these seeds will sprout in no time
I jacked that womans car up so I could fix her tire
Im Gonna cap this milk carton so it won't spoil
pass me the blunt pencil
occupied wall street 17th floor
I got some hoes and weed remover so that i can get an early start on my garden this  spring
I'm going to cut you A deal and slash our prices down 20%
MY dad left me a house for my family
I popped a cap off some champagne to celebrate my promotion
i picked some cotton shirts at ralph Lauren
was in prison reviewing his clients prison term
i'm on the welfare committee of america to help underprivileged citizens
he didn't give me what i wanted
YEAH
Damn
JACKED YOUR CAR UP HIGH ENOUGH TO HELP YOU CHANGE A FLAT
I voted in favor of obama leaving the white house
Your wife just blew me away with her astounding life story
my brown 12'  meatball sub order is to go
I love beating women  to the door so that I can open it for them.
I Think whites and coloreds Should be seperated When you're doing laundry
i left my wife and kids plenty of money while i went out of town on a business meeting
I have a big black Dictionary
because i got high grades in medical school i'm now a doctor
i cheated on my wife in monopoly and felt quite guilty afterwards
i smoked some salmon for my colleagues at work
Im a blood donor
i was arrested by the sublime beauty of that degas painting
I'm going to steal third base at the company baseball game
why don't you say that to my face -book group
I Hate Crackers With Peanut Butter on them
I'M GONNA BE IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW SCHOOL IF I DON'T CORRECTLY REFERENCE THIS PROPERTY ASSIGNMENT
your wife is gonna love the big black friday discounts at target this week
these crackers would be much better with wine and cheese
I'm Packing For my Family Vacation to the Bahamas
i'm a crazy black friday sales strategist
I'm so high on this list of RECOMMENDED lawyers
I just drank a 40 thousand dollar bottle of champagne
I never knew my son got into harvard until i got home from work
Wu-Tang Clan Ain't Suitable for My kids to listen to
Yo -yos are outdated so i got my kids new toys for christmas
I need some crack sealant for my driveway
me and my son got high scores on the arcade games together
hey dawg you're a good boy
i did five years at that internship
I beat my kids in boardgames to spend time with my family and maintain the social bond
I voted for Obama on foxnews.com as the worst president ever
I dislike you
i'd tap that microphone to see if it works
I own many guns and roses albums
Let's Get High yielding mutual funds for our iras
Lets shoot that mother daughter photo grandma has been wanting
I'm a Blood donor for the poor
i have so much weed ing to do in my garden
I wake and bake muffins for my family
LET'S ALL GET HIGH grades on our finals
i never pull out onto a street without looking both ways
Man
pass me that blunt pencil. it needs to be sharpened
I left my wife and children some money for pizza while i was out
I shot my faimly in the back yard With my new Nikon camera
I just got out of jail and I landed on free parking!
Rolling up fully strapped In with my seatbelt
My kids don't know their father loves a good game of chess
i've got some great pot tery for the history museum i'm opening
I'm gonna cut you a slice of delicious birthday cake
i love to beat my wife home from work to cook a surprise dinner for her
I didnt choose the thug life... so now I am a successful black man
i went to jail 3 times on monopoly last night
who got the weed whacker fixed? the lawn looks great!
They wouldn't let me in because im black -listed from that particular online forum.
i held up a bank line because i was making such a huge deposit
KILL THAT NIG- HT LIGHT SO I CAN SLEEP
i need to beat my wife home so i can cook her a delicious dinner
Baby got back from a hard day at work so i made her a beautiful candlelit dinner
Chicken and grapes WITH GOAT CHEESE make a great salad
I don't Respect women That cheat on their husbands
my father left me  his car in his will
If i was herman cain
I dropped out of a power lunch to attend my daughter's 1st dance recital
i DID YOUR MOM A FAVOR BY BALANCING HER CHECK BOOK
that mother of yours is something else
I do crack a smile when I see my wife and kids.
i jacked a car up to change a flat tire
Grab my balls Out of the garage. We're playing croquEt!
Once you go black For your font color
i have a court appearance today my client is pleading not guilty
I left my wife a present on the counter
I don't want to Raise my children To be criminals
I shot my lOad Of darts. It's your turn.
It's hard out here for a pimp Ly faced teenager
My homeys jacked your car Up
I got 99 problems out of 100 correct on the exam
i'm going to cap you off. you've had too much to drink.
I Run These Streets For a little exercise
I just fired my first 9 interns
I RuN the street beautification program for my neighborhood
I Didnt know my son got an a on his test
99 problems and they are all outlined with possible solutions in this report
I killed everyone at the party with my obama impression
hand me that 40 page assessment of the company's financial resources
i beat my wife with a hard backhand return on my tennis court
I'm gonna get this crack off of my Blackberry screen. I can barely read my work email
Yo yo Tricks are difficult to master
I do crack a joke every now and then
i need some head and shoulders
i was all up inside your mom 's attic
I'm going to shoot my wife A random sweet text to make her feel special
I'm gunna need more weed killer this one is huge
I'm from the projects development program
picked up a new 9 mm socket at sears.  I lost the one that came with the set.
let's get baked  lay's. they're healthier than the regular fried ones.
just took loads of drugs away from some teenagers who were abusing them
looking for hoes? All gardening equipment is now 20% off at target.
i shot 7  bitches today with rabies vaccine at my veterinary practice.
Robs Kentucky Fried Chicken Of their dignity after reporting health code violations
I love getting great deals on pot tery barn furniture
i just got out of jail by rolling double 6's
my huge black limousine driver called in sick today
Punches rihanna full of holes to add to his binder of women
i hate crackers in soup
I BEAT MY CHILDREN EVERYTIME WE PLAY JENGa
Dogfighting is my favorite aspect of the history of military aviation
i listen to nelly furtado
GOTTA GET THAT PAPER BEFORE IT GETS SOAKED BY THE SPRINKLERS
i take things that don't belong to me and place it in the lost and found
I want hookers to be self-respecting women with careers
Every day I'm hustlin' to get to work on time
i sell drugs and medical supplies to hospitals around the country
I like to fill every hole on the golf course
i beat my wife and kids at wii bowling
The cop busted me last night when i was setting up his surprise birthday party
Pass that 40 page quarterly financial report
i smack the hoe against the fence to get the mud off
My girl takes it up the Butt Ler avenue on-ramp to i-94 and saves time
Your daughter makes me hard Of hearing with all her yelling and screaming
Blow me An f sharp on that trumpet. It sounds pitchy.
I saw cops and ran To thank them for keeping out community safe
i'm gonna pull out my glock enspiel and play a gentle melody
I just beat my wife and kids at a rousing game of parcheesi
Your mum could barely walk after we finished running the marathon for cancer
Has 15 Kids In his church Youth Group
they see me rolling past on my bike because i care about the environment
Everyday i'm shufflin' cards at the bridge tournaments i run for senior citizens
im gona cut you some slack because youve been doing a wonderful job lately
I Like Head and shoulders to treat my dry scalp
west side story is my son's favorite musical
I LOVE TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD
I Have a big black Cup of coffee every morning
i beat my wife home and prepared dinner.
where are my bullets? this numbered list just doesn't look professional
i'm going going back back to cali cali to see ucla's top neurologist about this st-t-t-utter
I Have a huge member ship committee for my business forum
Free O.j. and cookies at the pre-med club meeting
i brought crack ers and cheese to the business meeting yesterday
your mom was good last night at her opera performance. bravo !
I love mcdonalds i own 12 of them
I hit my daughter with facts about teen pregnancy
Once you Go Black
my friend just brought a fat Bowl of vegetables
I'd shoot a crip -ple a smile because I know it must be difficult for them
I'm So Hard On Myself
there's some fine grass on the golf course i just built at my country club
GIVE ME YOUR WALLET SO I CAN PUT MY BUSINESS CARD IN IT
Where my peeps at? I swear I bought some to fill the girls' Easter baskets
i need a blunt opinion.  does this suit look good on me?
gonna jack the car up so i can rotate the tires
I beat my wife To the bathroom this morning
if you smoke meth i can hook you up with some professional help because meth will kill you
I Pick cotton Shirts. Because theyre more comfortable
i was really rough with my ho working on the sustainable garden project
I got some food stamps and boxes. now to send help to the starving kids in africa
to the window
I keep it real -istic when generating sales forecasts
im gonna cut you a slice of birthday cake
I Did Your Mom A Favor
Getting Some Weed Killer for my garden so i can grow some vegtables
Girls love huge black friday deals
I sell drugs in my pharmacy
I'm gonna cut you A check for 15% of the earnings
Smack that from behind the base line in tennis
I love crack ing delicious christmas walnuts
Get the boys together
shot a white girl on brand new sony hd camcorder
don't make me cut you a slice of this delicious banana bread
Tupac is still alive in the hearts of other young black men but I think they require a better role model
I need some herb Like basil to season my homemade pasta
want some speed typing lessons? they'll help you work faster.
I got 99 problems but my secretary takes care of 98 of them
yes
I left my Pregnant Girlfriend flowers
I have A HUGE BLACK CLOCK
so i stabbed him  with his epi pen
i left my wife and kids some presents under the christmas tree
i said pick up the soap before you come home tonight
Im Gonna Shoot You A text
those white folks cant play basketball without one
i can't be late for my court date my clients need me
where my dogs at? it's time for their afternoon bath
I hate crackers that aren't organic
I WENT TO JAIL
So i banged this hoe hard against the ground until i came through the frozen earth of my  garden
YO HOMIE
I beat my Classmates on the organic chemistry test
have you Seen the Chronic -cles of Narnia?
i bought a bag of crack -ed pepper and sea salt potato chips
I need a line of blow dryers in the shop window
I went to Jail Twice IN a game of Monopoly
I'm so hung up on paperwork
I had to shoot him some tips for the interview
I'D Tap that golfball a bit harder next time
Get Out of here cracker! French onion soup should be served with a crouton!
i love coke more than pepsi
Yo granny gave me a huge woody Plot of land in her laSt will and testament
I'm gonna screw her Doorknob on tightEr cecause it is rattling.
I BEAT MY FAMILY UP TO THE TOP OF THE HILL
I broke in that house to take that white girl to the cops after being captive for 10 years
I just broke into my neighbors house To save 3 women being held captive
I'LL SHOOT YOU AN EMAIL REGARDING NEXT WEEK'S MEETING
you'll find me on the street corner waiting for the green light. Safety first!
I PICKED COTTON CANDY OUT OF MY TEETH FOR HOURS AFTER THE CARNIVAL
i never went to school without the goal of achieving
Let's hit the club sandwiches before we head back to work
I have aids to help my sick mother when i'm not home
at 4:20 we should smoke the salmon
I need to get high scores on the SAT to make it into law school
I beat my woman to the car so i can open the door for her
I beat my wife  up the stairs
BECAUSE I GOT HIGH GRADES IN HIGH SCHOOL
i'm going to bang -kok to help poor asian children
i served ten years in the peace corps helping poor children in africa
i got so much weed killer for my yard
I did your mom a favor
I BEAT MY WIFE AND KIDS ON FAMILY GAME NIGHT
take off those clothes and put on this designer suit while I schedule our next conference.
Better check yo self for some ticks after the charity walk
I got a 1.5 GPA Student into college
My Girlfriend IS white washing our brand new fence
every day I'm Hustlin' to catch my plane in between important meetings
I SHOT THAT WOMAN A fRIENDLY SMILE AND ASKED IF SHE NEEDED HELP
I just rolled up to the humane society to help some cats
Riding that ass won't get me on the polo team. i'll need my horse.
i will cut you some slack
gonna get revenge by eurythmics
Im going to pick up the drugs prescribed to my son
i dropped acid flasks on the floor of the chemistry classroom due to my clumsiness.
He's got to represent His constituents as our duly elected state congressman
What if i told you Even though you think we all look the same
I can't read this sad article
That's whack -a-mole-for you! What an excellent game to play with my children in my spare time
I have a big black suit coat. how does it look on me?
I beat rihanna at call of duty: black ops.
straight outta compton and then take a left onto main street. thats where the new office building is.
All the ladies want my financial advice
Yo yo ma is my favorite cellist
put a bullet in his head and had that turkey ready for thanksgiving just 2 hours later
got any crack ers?  preferably organic and whole grain
i'm so high on our companies sales board
Do you guys sell drugs? here's my prescription
Son
i broke the law of physics in the longjump
Lets jump this guy his car battery appears to be dead
Lets get some weed Killer for our front yard
I always beat my wife at jenga on game night
I LOVE SHOOTING FAMILIES WHEN THEY ASK ME TO TAKE A PICTURE OF THEM AT DISNEY WORLD
looking at your ass -ignment
I don'T see my son GOING TO COLUMBIA. NOT WITH THE EARLY ACCEPTANCE TO STANFORD
i stole the show at yesterday's board meeting
I HATE CRACKERS iN MY loBSTER BISQUE
Gimme that Joint Venture Agreement
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS OUT OF 100 RIGHT ON MY CHEM MIDTERM
I laid him out his clothes because i knew he wouldn't have time to decide what to wear in the morning
The job interview didnt go so well so i didnt hire him
back that thing up you'll want to save those files if your hard drive crashes
I got 99 problems out of 100 right on the MCAT
I kill the engine to save gas
This is a robbery safety instruction video
I BEAT MY WIFE at chess
I'm on welfare administration for the local district
let's light up this joint with some christmas decor
I'M gonna pop a cap in your Bag.  It might be sunny At the beach
i'm doin' your mom a favor by mowing her lawn!
i grew up on the street just around the corner from yours.
That girl got him whipped Cream for on top of his sundae
got too many hoes in my garden shed.  i should sell some and buy some rakes
can't remember where i put that joint compound.  I really need to finish that drywall job.
got a great deal on some blow dryers at the mall
That Girl is kickin But truly adept swimmers build up their arm strengTh too
Just kickin' it Won't win the game. We need touchdowns tOo.
Yo mama got junk in the trunk Of her BMW
Eat shiit -Ake mushrooms for a robust dining experience
I gave that gIrl the clap -per so she can turn off the lamp more easily
pass the blunt knife so i can sharpen it before we begin cooking
I am A blood DONOR
im going to cut you some slack because its your first day clerking
I CANT WAIT TO SMACK THAT MASSIVE PILE OF PAPERS DOWN ON MY DESK TO REVIEW LATER
Wheres the Chronic INFLAMMATION at?  Your tests came back
I didnt attend 8th grade Because I skipped and went straight to high school
i was ballin'  my eyes out during that 3d screening of titatic
I dont have a job to offer you at this time.  please reapply later
I just beat my wife and kids at monopoly
Give me all your money So i can open you up a savings account
He was acting weird so I shot him with adrenaline to stabilize him during surgery
Got Arrested Development Season 2 on DVD
I love getting high fives from my peers
I GOT GRASS SEEDS FOR MY LAWN
hey did you pick up chronic -als of narnia from the bookstore for children's lit?
i hate crackers unless they're ritz
Ridin' dirty isn't an option for me. I make sure my car is outfitted with all the latest energy-saving technology.
i'll take those crackers out to the balcony if you bring the whine and cheese
i dropped out of a bad investment
LET ME SEE YOUR GRILL THIS FILET MIGNON IS NOT GOING TO COOK ITSELF
I got that crystal dining set you asked for last week
I WOULD LOVE TO TEAR THAT ASS UMPTION UP THAT WOMEN ARE NOT A BENEFIT TO THE WORKPLACE.
I'm going to pull out my 9mm wrench and fix this leaky faucet
i steal kisses from my wife every morning before i leave for work
bought a bag of pot holders for my wife.  she can always use more in the kitchen
i've never seen my children get a bad grade in school
look at all these joints that are broken. you will have to spend a long time in the hospital
Id tap that  so you know where the stud is before you hang that picture!
Oh no you diDn't Serve red wiNe with poultry. That's a True faux pas.
my bitches are spayed to prevent unwanted pregnancies
gotta love getting high praises for your business presentations.
i beat my wife and kids at mini golf
Never worked a day in my life because i love what i do
i pack heat packs in case my co-workers get injured
nothing is better than a blunt conversation with your children about the dangers of drugs
DO you have any coke? No
I did your sister a favor because i owed her one
lets go rob we'll be late for golf
I hate crackers without other appetizers
i hate crackers that get mushy in my lobster bisque
I hit my kids with a high five when they get good grades
I've never known my father to  turn down a round of golf
I BEAT MY KIDS AT A GAME OF SCRABBLE
You'll die laughing when you hear my new joke from work
I pop Bullets To EMPHASIZE key CONCEPTS IN my powerpoint
I hustled the projects into the conference room so we could quickly adjourn the meeting.
I got 99 problems out of 100 on my math test
i got five hoes for my garden
Girlfriend tells me she's pregnant
Once you go black you'll need a coat of primer before you change colors
just got some weed killer for my garden
I will beat you in chess
I like to steal the spotlight when i give presentations
I don't always hang around with ganstas But when I do
i got drunk as a teenager once
I'm gonna fight dat paki -stani leader in a harmless
He got no game Pieces for clue. Let's play Chutes and ladders instead.
lets get high results on the test next week
I'm a criminal justice major at asu
YOUR WIFE GAVE ME A WOODY WOODPECKER DVD BOXED SET
We gonna take him out To Dave & buster's for his 7th birthday
I slap my HoE dowN into the garden so I can grow my own veggies
i'm always packing my bags to fly to these business meetings
I Busted A nUT WITH THE BROOKSTONE NUTCRACKER MY DAUGHTER BOUGHT ME FOR CHRISTMAS
I hate crackers in my soup
you best be pack'n
my father left us a large sum in his investment portfolio
I LOVE the WELFARE of my family
cops finally found me the evidence i need to convict those murderers
I hate whitey He was my least favorite cHaracter on 'leave it to beaver'
DO YOU HAVE WEED PROBLEMS IN YOUR GARDEN BECAUSE II CANT SEEM TO GET RID OF MINE
i believe oj was innocent of nothing
hell yeah i just got out of jail i rolled doubles
i will shoot you over those emails after my round of golf
I'm A Criminal Justice Major At Stanford
Beat his wife in scrabble fair and square
I got that crack filler from home depot and it works wonders
i will kill the entire room with my powerpoint presentation
I HAD MY SECRETARY GIVE ME HEAD COUNTS OF WHO WAS ATTENDING THE COMPANY PICNIC
I used to deal in environmental law
kill that fag before you give someone second hand smoke
get on your knees every sunday and thank the lord for this glorious world he has created for us
Where the hoes at? I need to dig out some of these weeds in front of my mansion
aye bro i got that weed repellent for ms stanley's garden
wake and bake muffins for my wife and kids
i'm so high in the company's helicopter
Fried chicken is the best way to get cardiovascular disease. don't eat it.
please god destroy america
I'm all about my green i can't believe i used to eat less than five servings of vegetables a day
Your mom blew me away with her cool taco recipe
On your knees is the proper way to sit when with a japanese clientele
I don't pay my bills by mail
Well
Man i love the hood of my audi
Girl look at that body paragraph
GET HEAD AND POST ARE ALL ACCEPTABLE HTTP REQUEST METHODS
I should slap a ho -se on that faucet and water my roses
i just got out from a seminar
I was supposed to do five years then i was accepted into the 3 year jd/mba program
My mother liked to hit me With amazing scholarship opportunities to increase my future potential at various college's of high regard
drop the soap let our maid do the cleaning
I plow all your mom's driveways for fun because of my early retirement
Pass that dutch man's luggage honey
I got 99 problems All standing outside my workplace
tonight
Let's go rob the bank is about to close
I'm going to have to kill you- -r power before you blow a circuit.
I just lifted this iPhone off my cordless charging dock
Last night I got Baked Goods for homeless children
let's get high grades in this mba program
back in new york city is my favourite genesis song.
Can't touch this Chicken pot pie right out of the oven. Let it cool.
What up -Sets me most is how expensive my country line dancing lessons are
caught a huge buzz saw sale at home depot.  picked one up for a song.
did you see the size of that booty exhibit at the pirate museum?  I've never seen so many gold coins.
You got served Your entree prior to your salad. HOw gauche!
my girl loves the giant dicks sporting goods store down the street. it's right next to applebee's
I'd tap that intern On the shoulder to let her know her boots were unzipped
I love murder She wrote
It's easy to dunk oreos in your milk
i cant read or write on level three of the library. its too distracting
I did your mom A favor
food stamps are a life saver for those who are less fortunate than i am
I saw cops and ran To thank them for keeping my community safe
I beat my kids in a game of chess earlier today.
I never pull out without using my mirrors
ONCE YOU GO BLACK
I brought my tech analyst with me to check on the wiring of my new home office
I killed all my co-workers with a joke i told them yesterday
i love a punch up at a wedding
i've got a big black kitten
kONY HAS MY KIDS ATTENTION BECAUSE OF HIS HEINOUS ACTS
Hide your kids
I'm a black panther conservationist
i got a forty five minute lunch break. wanna grab a latte?
I'm always strapped with my .9 on the golf course
I need some weed whackers to cut the pesky weeds growing around my backyard
I am a criminal minds fan
So i bEat the Guy To the toy store And bought my son the last baTman action figure on the shelf
so i got behind her and with my hands on her neck latched the necklace i bought her
I love cheap Strippers. They are cost effective and great at removing Water pollutants.
i hate white chocolate
i pulled out my 9 iron and scored a hole in one
i had to take the brother out for his birthday
I have 12 inches of snow blocking in my bmw.
i got 99 problems correct out of 100 on my music theory final
what do you know about the hood of my recently dented porsche
Last week i got arrested development
Pop bottles and cans can be recycled
i'm at the corner buying weed killer to help with my lawn care needs
I'VE GOT MY FULLY LOADED 9 FIGURE SEVERANCE PACKAGE
I spooned my neighbours wife some medicine as she was feeling ill at the time
shake that salad dressing
i'm a monkey research specialist
Im going to smoke so much meat it will last us all winter
IM GOING TO CUT YOU A deal and sell you my porsche for a resonable rate
ho ho ho merry christmas
I'll cut you a great deal on your homeowners insurance
i'm so hard on my son so he gets good grades
i beat my wife and kids every night at wii sports
EVERYDAY I'M SHUFFLIN these papers into a neat stack
You got some junk in your trunk would you like help cleaning it out?
I got a tech nine days behind schedule on this project
i come from the projects development division of hewlett packard
I need a brother to hook me up to the tow truck
I shot him An e-mail regarding our golf match
I DiDn't Know my Dad Had a Bugatti
i'M FROM THE HOOD -WEINSTEIN INVESTMENT FIRM CALLING TO REMIND YOU ABOUT YOUR APPOINTMENT
i bought coke mountain dew
sold a blunt nosed dolphin to the city aquarium
bought a bag of weed and feed to get rid of the dandelons in my lawn
These bitches make me rich as a dog breeder. A puppy i sold in 2009 just won Best in show.
i don't give a f amily member a cheap gift on their birthday
I'M Gonna get whipped into shape by my personal trainer
i tapped dat ass i needed the donkey to go much faster
Wheres my coke at I put it in the fridge earlier in preparation for the company party
Fo reelZ And fishing lures
my dad left when i was two minutes late for our daily morning jog together
Peace out East in Afghanistan will take much patience
i'm part of the black panthers rescue team. they are going extinct.
I was gonna clean my room
MY GIRL'S GOT ONE BIG ASS HOUSE
where is the straw i use for my coke can
i shot some people in detroit an email saying to clean up the city
i cut him a good deal on a home theater package
West side Exposures Require perennials that thrive in full afternoon sun
gotta bounce dryer sheet? This static cling makes my trousers stick to my legs.
F@ck the police is a disrespectful song to our law enforcement brethren
I have stacks of cash So much Johnny cash stuff
where's that weed at?! i thought i raised my son better than this
if you want drugs
when i was a teenager i always always got high scores on all on my tests
Oj was set up at the end of the embassy suites breakfast buffet
I left my wife and son with a hug and a kiss on my way to work
They see me rollin' up my sleeves to do community service at my local homeless shelter
i'll shoot you a text message of how my date is going
anyone else want to take a hit with these new golf clubs i bought?
i beat my wife at a good game of chess
i sling rocks into the lake with my son
i will cut you some slack this time
My dad was behind bars serving drinks during college to make some extra money
let me get up in that... discussion of last quarter's profit margins
I love getting baked apple pies from my mom
BLACKMAIL Male*
When there is nothing else to do I like to kill Time helping around the office
I never Knew My Father Listened to the Beatles
pass the joint  COmmission appplication to me sir
coming straight outta harvard
I'm Destroying this chick at Words with friends
I LEFT MY WIFE AND 6 CHILDREN TO GO TO WORK
I've got 99 problems on my graduate exam
I'm all about Net worth
I HATE THE WEALTHY WHITE MEN WHO DON'T DONATE TO CHARITY
You're dead Broke
i will kill you and your family with my wonderful and witty anecdotes
I sold my daughters girl scout cookies to my co-workers at the office
i got arrested development season one on dvd today
i just rapped on my son's door to remind him to do his homework
i stole your tv repair mans number
All I want to Do is play basketball At Duke
Imma cut my own hours so the business can use the money to reinvest
Going to drink a 40 oz gatorade to rehydrate after my jog
when the cops come i pull out my 9mm led pencil from my pocket and respectfully oblige
I have a huge black rolls royce
i didnt know you liked to get wet im a swimmer myself
i left my wife and kids each a quarter of my estate in my will
you going down to the art museum? there's a new rembrandt exhibit.
Baby got back From his Baptism and is still damp
she makes me hard boiled eggs for breakfast.
I'M A SLAVE TO MY WIFE'S CHARMS
it's 4:20
got high as a kite in a hot air balloon over the rockies
lets all get high lighters to make sure we focus on the important points
i touch little kids by reading them soothing bedtime stories.
she is off the hook! you should secure that earthworm if you hope to catch any fish today.
need some head start programs in my community
i'm gonna bust you up some crushed ice for that drink
yo *to damn autocorrect
Gotta have a blunt conversation with my son about his sat scores
gotta get me some paper the laser printer it out
SMoke That shit -aaki mushroom insteaD of cooking it
Give me your wallet dimensions so I can find the best business card size for you
you gonna get a bullet point summary of our latest corporate growth strategy
I'm a criminal Law lecturer at nyu
gunna hit that safety switch should anything go awry
hide your kids christmas presents so they won't find them
Once you go black You will never want to dye your hair blonde again
I always beat my wife in scrabble
You need the BBC channel to stay up to date on news around the world
nobody move my shoe's untied
I'll bring the bitches tomorrow and you can keep them through the weekend to breed with your dogs. Agreed?
mine? 12 inches 6 wasn't enough sandwich
i got these cheeseburgers at that new midtown bistro. exquisite.
Black panthers should be a protected species
I pulled out my nine and shot that golf ball into the next zip code.
BLACKS AND WHITES DON'T MIX IN THE WASH.
I love getting high On the corporate ladder
Stupid Cracker jacks don't have the good prizes like they used to.
She slid down my pole at the voluntary firehouse
50 cent rise in stocks today
i get it poppin then i add butter and salt
i have aids awareness flyers that i'm handing out
look at that hoe over by that overpriced shovel
I've been in and out of jail all my life helping UNDERPRIVILEGED youths and teaching convicted felons
Buys expensive grill for his summer kitchen
yosup is my australian business partner
I'm packing the minivan for my camping trip
yeah
my daddy left me a sizable resp
I ALWAYS BE CARRYING MY GLAUC -OMA MEDICATION SO I CAN READ THE KIDS A STORY BEFORE BED
my family lives in the south of france
i roll with 50 cent so i can give it to the homeless
I got high paying job offers after attending oxford
I jumped a man 's car
I'm addicted to coke and pepsi! So delicious
aye dawg is a mans best friend
Time to slap that hoe out of your hands because you have gardened enough for today
i caN'T READ THE DOCUMENT YOU SENT ME BECAUSE IT'S ENCRYPTED
I just took your car to get it washed
I Got ice on my grill because I forgot to take it off the porch for the winter
Everyday I'm Hustling to make sure I'm at work on time
WORD... EXCEL
aye lemme hook you up with a reccomendation to my country club
I AM A CRIMINAL JUSTICE MAJOR
I outran the police chief for mayor
I always steAl The spotlight in corporate meetings
these bitches aint shit- zus
I dump all my drugs in the hood after im done with pharmacology lab
Scored me some green ....TEA
i've got 8 kids that i tutor in ap english
i never knew my son got an internship at nbc
cash money is nice to have on hand when i forget my mastercard
Night at the apollo space exhibit
I have spent a lot of time in Jail visting my clients and reviewing their cases
got some new rims my old reading glasses were dreadful
In eighth grade i quit school sports to concentrate on my studies
I'm going to beat your score in tetris
Holla back in stock at my favorite jewish deli
I always beat my wife at monopoly
george bush doesn't care about black labradors. he's highly allergic.
I picked the cotton wood off the ground in my yard. My child is allergic.
poppin' caps.. ..on my snapple
folks call me An oreo Tycoon ever since My private equity group bought a majority stake in nabisco
i own a .50 cent piece from the 1960's
my wife likes missionary churches so we visit them often
I don't tip my friends off about the stock market...that would be insider trading
I'd tap that traffic light button to ensure safe passage across this busy road
i'm gonna get that hoe and plant some flowers
i left my wife a note telling her how much she means to me
i got some dope riding my bumper. he should drive more responsibly.
i hate white bread. It lacks the nutrition of whole grain
yo yo! ma
look at those humps on that beautiful bactrian camel!
Bitches 'n' hoes    are words I would never use because they are degrading to women
I'm buying drugs at the pharmacy
Im going to jail i have a meeting with my client today
i spent five years in the hole punch industry
Honky Tonk Woman is a good song
I'll cut you some slack on the deadline since your wife just had a baby
takes old lady's purse puts in overhead compartment for her
I LOVE KILLING TIME BY TUTORING STUDENTS
I don't have a job. I have a career.
pass that weed eater to me so i can finish the lawn
I'm bawlin' in tears coz the founder of our law firm passed away
I left my wife       and children presents under the    Christmas three
im going to cut you up a slice of the profits from my latest invention
i got high test scores
I just shot you a text that says 'Hope you have a terrific day!'
Yo lets stuff her bouquet with nice smelling roses
It's a black thing on the shelf
i bought some pot stickers to try before my business trip to china
It was so dirty. i had to beat the shit out of my wife 's persian rug.
they see me rollin   the dice in monopoly
Pop a cap for my mom to take her meds
it's gonna hurt going in but it's been 10 years since your last tetanus shot
i like a drive by ..the ocean on the way to soccer practice
I want to destroy the white race
need to ditch this body of text
I will cUt you A slicE of my lovely apple pie
I'll shoot you a quick text
i got 99 problems out of 100 right on the ca exam
gIVE mE yOUR MONEY FOR THE 401K INVESTMENT WE TALKED ABOUT
jacked a car up in order to change a tyre for an old lady
Pull out my 9 piece non-stick cookware set and let's make some breakfast
I love breaking in a fresh pair of jordans
i will shoot you an email to see when the kids need picking up
i shot all my employees  to the top of the financial ladder
get low -risk money market instruments
i've got a gun safety class this afternoon
I take weed -cutters to the next level with my companies new range of gardening supplies.
you're trippin' over some hoe! let me help you back up. that's why I always clean up once i get done gardening.
I'm going to Jail for rolling 3 doubles in a row
Just bought some rocks for my zen garden
I took my neighbor's computer back to him
LET'S GET BAKED GOODS FROM THE RAG STALL
i got 99 problems that I delegated do my subordinates
I just bought some weed herbicides
I'm gonna go deal with that crip pled war veteran and help him cross the road
im going to put a cap on my head to block the sun from my eyes
i have just shaved my two black DOGS AT my MAnsion
i got 10 kids to coach for the local baseball team
You want to get iced tea after another round of golf
wheres the pot at? I need to make some coffee
I'm gonna smoke All that Salmon for my family dinner
you'll get your money
FO REEL DOugh USE FLOUR
i hate whites they're my least favorite crayon.
I took that hoe home to loosten the soil in my garden
give me all your money or i'll shoot an email to another bank you can use for your deposit
wanna hit this restaurant on the way home? i'm famished.
i bought some hash browns for everyone at the early meeting this morning
I popped a cap on some refreshing root beer
Rap is the shit -tiest music for young children
I WOULD LIKE TO BUY SOME GREEN PAINT FOR MY NEWLY BORN SON'S ROOM.
i love my weed killer
I'm going to butcher you a half dozen nice t-bone steaks
13 inches taller and my kid could've come on the rollercoaster with his dad
I took a bike ride with a co-worker during lunch
I sell drugs to customers at my pharmacy
i dropped out
I just dropped a tab that was marking my business appointments in my diary
I HAte white american cheese
i run this block three times a day
I shot a bunch of crackers for the new ritz commercial that i'm directing
I can't pay rent ...I think it makes more sense to buy a property and pay of the mortgage instead
KFC is disgustingly greasy. rotisserie baked is the way to go.
this gun i stole it from a mugger who was robbing a bank
My bad Puppy piddled on the carpeting again
sure i've been in the pen guin exhibit- they're so cute
I came On your Son's back To school party and Gave him a new backpack
hey cracker barrel is one of my favorite restaurants
Oh man
Spencer's a playa Who always forgets to say
Yo    hABLO ESPANOL
I'M PACKING HEAT -ED BLANKETS FOR OUR TRIP TO THE SKI CHALET
That was a fine joint discussion we had. We should do this more often.
Picks the cotton Suit up from the drycleaner
I will backhand you a great tennis volley
my wife recently left me some delicious freezer meals
i slit his throat with a 1 centimeter incision to remove the cancerous tumor
I hate whites when they get mixed with darks in the laundry
where all the g's at? weve been playing scrabble for an hour and i havent found a single one
of course i still support oj as a healthy alternative to soda
i've never had a job that I didn't love
just got some weed killer for the garden
I really gotta have that crack repaired before the real estate agent comes over
i dont see my children having a bad future in that private school
I shot my boss A nervous glance when he showed Last years sales
I LEFT MY SON- SOME LUNCH MONEY FOR SCHOOL
I GOT fired up for my sons championship football game
yo yo ma is a superb cellist; i once saw him live.
I JUST BROUGHT HOME SOME HOES AND WEED REMOVER TO KEEP mY LAWN IN TIP-TOP SHAPE
WeSt side Story is one of my favoRite broadway musicals
i'm a boss who cares for his employees
SUP DOGG! WOOPS
I want that big
Im gonna bury you with valentines day gifts
Look out
i've got an awesome grill on my bbq
I beat her Two of my famous scrambled eggs for breakfast
i popped a cap off my friends soda bottle
I'm going to take your tv at night and put it in the new bedroom
Bustin' Caps is much easier with a mounted bottle opener. They're quite inexpensive and mount with a single screw.
I love watermelon flavored martinis up at the Sky Bar. Have you tried their filet mignon? It is truly exquisite.
IM GOING TO MURDER MY PHILOSOPHY EXAM IN THE MORNING
got 99 problems out of 100 right on a test
I drink a lot of water after working out
I'm going down the street to buy a rock and roll album from my buddy
I left my wife and kids    some left over pizza in the    microwave
tonight i will break out of my cell group and fellowshp with some new people
i left my wife and kids plenty of money while i went out of town on a business meeting
i love getting high income from my job
I like to use tabs to keep my windows more organised
has a stable full of bitches acknowledged by peta for being a responsible breeder
i want to beat my kids in basketball
i smacked that stack of papers down on my desk and finished them in 30 minutes
I'm getting paper from my neighborhood news stand
Fights stereotypes
I beat my wife to the door and hold it open for her
I LOVE THE TASTE OF GRAPE JUICE IN MY Oak-aged Chardonnay
i can't swim when my pool has too much chlorine
i beat my wife at ping pong last weekend
I stuck a knife in her pie to see if it was thoroughly cooked
i went to jail in our family game of monopoly
I Sling rocks from my miniature replica trebuchet
my boys in the hood on the left there. it was raining when we took this photo.
I HATE MY WIFE FOR BEATING ME AT SCRABBLE FOUR TIMES IN A ROW
these streets aint' easy they are many sharp turns
westside is where you find really good value for money accomodation
west side story is my favourite musical
got pulled over by a tourist asking for directions
I will flash her my lunch card to receive my free mcflurry
Where da hood at on your jacket
i beat women to the door so i can open it for them
I don't vote for democrats
my father left my mother and me presents under the christmas tree
I got 99 problems and they're due monday.
I didnt raise my kids to be slackers. i expect them to do well in school just like their father
i am going to prison again to empower the unfortunate individuals on death row that there is still a hope for change.
They see me rolling A handicapped woman to her car
I done time Management courses to help improve my project management
i'm going to cut you a piece of this expensive cheese
I'll Cut You A GREAT DEAL ON THESE ENGINEERING TEXT BOOKS
she had a nice ass in her farm as well as cows and pigs
I'll shoot you all my contacts on linkedin
I HATE THE WHITE RACE CARS ON NASCAR
i'm going to prison to consult with my client about his appeal
I need a re-up -load of that presentation
I want to get twisted bread sticks with marinara dipping sauce
I CANT READ A BOOK WITHOUT REALISTIC CHARACTERS AND AN ENGAGING PLOT
I Will cut you off from your inheritance if you don't get your doctorates
I'LL CUT YOU SOME SLACK
The see me rolling down my window to ask for directions to the nearest library
I love watermelon -scented candles when i'm reading a good book
I'm so fly fishing this weekend
I just beat the crap out of my grandmother's dirty rugs
I got a new chain for my woman to repair her gold necklace that broke last week
I got hiv -es
He wouldn't pay so i put a cap on his line of credit. personal debt can be a vicious cycle
just hit this white guy with my fantastic marketing idea
Can't touch this Pot roast I made for my wife until she gets home.
Let's smoke The Competition
I got 99 problems corect out of 100 on my iq exam
i like to steal kisses from my wife every morning before i leave for work
show me your ass -ignment so i can check it for spelling errors.
i believe i can fly through this mountain of paperwork...in about an hour
I can't swim with my contacts in
Damn girl
you don't know anything about africa the big game hunts there are excellent
i murdered that biology final
i'll shoot you a text when i get home from work
My Dealer sells great Aston martins
Man i love the hood of my sports car
I took your tv to the repair shop
IMMA DRIVE BY your house to pick up the books
Bitches be trippin I took my purebred German SHEPHERDS for a walk and it's rather icey out today
I KILLED EVERYBODY WITH A FUNNY JOKE
It's the cops episode where they catch that burglar. Well done!
Hangin' in the ghetto handing out soup to the underpriviledged
I got a lot of weed killer in my garden shed
im a crip -pled mans primary care giver
I JUST DESTROYED EVERY SINGLE BUG IN THE CODING
i'VE gOT WEED BY THE POUND iT WAS A DIFFICULT WEEKEND OF YARDWORK
i busted a cap illary when i saw the poor numbers on the quarterly tps reports
I tapped that Golf ball into the hole for a birdy. I finished 3 under.
This j is incredible Just the letter i needed for scrabble
check out my stash of books covering the history of successful business management
Im gunna roast these fools with an INCISIVE rebuttle
I got 99 problems to solve before my next business meeting
i keep it real cool in my basement
i've got lots of hoes because i've got a big garden
I broke IN To the Hot Condo market
Do you guys want to buy some weed killer? I bought too much at k-mart
i left my wife with our dog while i was away on my business trip
I left my kids... At their grandma's due to an emergency meeting
i'd tap that market potential
I love Kfc the Kentucky federation of christians
They see me rolling over my 401(k)
pass the joint savings account memo on my desk
I'm going to see that girl about a Shag Pile carpet for my house
i have no job for you sir
Ima pop a 9mm  DrillHole into this plywood shelf
my colleague got iced tea for the wedding reception tomorrow
i was trippin on the crack in the sidewalk on my way to the office
I love snoop y and that Charlie brown kid
i have nine kids i support through my non-profit charity
yo
take your clothes off so i can throw them in the washer
I'm going to cut you in on the merger
I left my wife a ferrari for her birthday
i'm packing heat sensitive chemicals for the research laboratory. Please use caution.
2 cops beat me In their charity 5k
smoked a roach colony with an industrial strength insecticide bomb.  no more problems with cockroaches
I'd like to tap that cotter pin back in place so the wheel doesn't fall off my son's wagon
That chick is fly -ing well for how young it is
I sharted A COURSE for adveNshure
Yo gurl is off da heezy Bake oven and Now helps her mother bake casseroles in the kitchen
i love guinness world records books
my mama beat me daily at scrabble when i was a boy. it taught me a lot
i just busted a cap i better go see the dentist
I almost shot that mother goose utill i saw her chicks following behind her
I sell drugs At the pharmacy that i run
You better check yourself In the mirror before this meeting
I dont see race I just see a criminal
i killed my girlfriend in call of duty
I'm gonna ride that ass they don't have cars in the desert
JamEl's crib is fine? There are many similar styles to choose from at babies r us.
He be packin' a deuce deuce But it isn't too Hard to beat a pair of 2's in poker.
ohhh dang
Im going to take a stab at this webassign
Walking down street with baseball bat run back home
Your wife was bent over a hot stove to make your dinner
My son has no idea who I am going to bring to perform magic at his birthday party next week
my brother got shot glasses for his birthday
i smoke rock salt-encrusted salmon fillet over my brand new george foreman grill and smoker
where my money goes is strictly a private matter
i smacked my wife with a zippy one-liner
i need some weed  KILLER FOR MY BOTANICAL GARDEN
I keep my hoes organized so i can properly garden
I'm gonna jack your car up
dealing drugs isnt that hard its actually kinda fun being a pharmacist
lets get faded jeans from abercrombie
i'm a blood donor
I inhaled that crack er jacks box in like 3 minutes
I beat my wife in tennis
i was once a criminal deffence attorney
i grow a lot of green peppers in my elderly grandmothers garden
I will cut you a deal on office supplies with which our competitors won't be able to compete.
in the ghetto is probably my favourite elvis presley track
I got myself a fine hoe so I can do some gardening tomorrow
WHITE GIRL GAVE ME HEAD AND SHOULDERS TO CONTROL DANDRUFF
I stay strapped in until my lexus is safely parked
take a hit son never stand on 12 when the house has an ace
i hate the police protests hipsters put on nowadays
I've got aids to assist me in the office
Im gonna pop you some popcorn so that you can enjoy it
im gonna roll a blunt object to kill this huge spider with
got 99 problems and solved them all before lunch
I'm going to Ice You r ankle. Elevate it to reduce swelling.
I have Aids that will take care of that filing for me
back that ass -ignment up
i want that big
IMma steal you away for a weekend vacation
I have hiv prevention booklets to hand out to teenagers
you can find me in the club seats of the stadium. i have season tickets.
I need some crack sealant for my 4 car garage
Let me see your wallet and then after that
you better pray for all those poor starving kids in third world countries. They deserve our assistance
it's 4/20. I smoked some brisket and had some friends over for a bbq
I like fried chicken franchises because it simplifies the cooking process by allowing the majority of the preparation done in the same oil
Buryin' Hoes into the supple land
Give up the purse! And also lose the hat! they throw that ensemble off
I jacked that car up and got the tire off
I NEVER HAD A JOB that involveD SO MUCH HIGH RISK mANAGEMENT DECISIONS on a daily basis
GIMME ALL YOuR CASH out of your drawer and clock out
i killed the music because my family was sleeping
I Just shot a whole bunch of scenes for the movie i'm directing
I'm high -Ly suspicious of Koodo's recent marketing
i'm packing for a convention in hawaii where i'm the guest speaker.
I'm going to jail to meet with my client
they see me rollin' the disabled gentleman up the wheelchair ramp
i'm gonna pop a cap on one of these snapples; i'm quite parched
SHE GOT A LOT OF ASS ETS THAT ARE INTANGIBLE
girl
I'd tap that  thumbtack carefully to the bulletin board
I have 99 problems But the pitch aint one
i just stole a tv when i got such a bargain at best buy
i have trouble reading mandarin chinese
I'M ADDICTED TO COKE AND MENTOS
I have a natural urge to kill time by helping those in need
I'm gettin paper...  work together for the office meeting.
pulled out a pipe and replaced the leaky one under my sink
pass me the blunt penicls
i regularly steal rival companies clients
I GOT SIX 12'S OF DIET COLA AT WHOLE FOODS
I just got baked goods to support our local food pantry
I Dominate in the court Of law
That guy's my Nig -erian cousin. He's staying at my house for the week
i love kfc stocks are always climbing
i'm going to shoot my wife a text saying i love her
I have a big black Sales record book on my desk
FFFUUUUUU NNNNNNNN!!!
I'd tap that girl on the shoulder if she dropped her purse
check yo' self fool testicular cancer is a serious illness!
i can't read these account records without my reading glasses
hey dawg how's my widdle puppy wuppy?
U Gonna Get raped by the irs if you dont file your taxes on time!
I beat my wife last time we played chess together
i saw my friend shank it right around the sand pit
got a gold grill it will be the hit of the bbq
took your wallet to the lost and found
i hate the cops for not being more persistent in deterring crime in my neighborhood
man i love tail recursion
do you want a slap bass lesson?
i never tip my server less than 20%
I have a foot long SANDWICH FOR LUNCH
regulators!! offer sound financial advice to potential investors
I just want to see you strip the loose boards from that old church.  It's so nice to do service over break
i enjoyed stealing second base during the corporate baseball game
she told me to shove it in but for some reason the door still wouldn't close
I bought drugs for my sick grandma
you wanna free base of operations for the charity event?
I want it black no sugar
I got aids from a temp agency to help with day to day office duties
i'm gonna pop a cap on for graduation
I like dat Ass -isting the elderly proves BENEFICIAL for both me and the community
yo let's roll up this rug so we can donate it to goodwill
guns and 40's? are we discussing world war 2?
i'll cut you a check
it's so dank in my cottage's wine cellar
started selling rocks at 15 Convinced people that they made good pets
I'm gonna choke UP ON MY TENNIS RACKET FOR BETTER CONTROL.
i'M GONNA GET YOU A JOB AT MY FIRM
I smoke crack -ed pepper before using it on my grilled salmon filets
lets have a drive by   the old amusement park we used to go to
Because I got High EXPECTATIONS of my kids
I like shooting free throws with my kids
I TALKED OVER A MOVIE TO FILM the DIRECTORS CUT OF MY LATEST MOTION PICTURE
I'm going to get a joint bank account with my wife so we can save together for our kid's future
call me a monkey 's uncle for not taking that stock tip. it would've generated thousands in revenue.
Pimpin' aint easy To prosecute in federal court
ya'll be trippin' because there are cables obstructing office walkways. i suggest we invest in some cable covers
Im black You can be the white pieces
sup ho ho ho Merry Christmas
i'll drop you off in front of the restaurant so you don't have to walk
I'm going to the pub.. ..lic library.
PASS ME THAT BLUNT PENCIL AND I'LL SHARPEN IT FOR YOU
All of my hoes are in the garden shed next to the organic fertilizer.
I'm gonna put a cap on that bottle of diet soda before it goes flat
watermelon? NO THANKS IM ALLERGIC
lets get baked goods for the meeting
I live on the street wall street
I'm so High -ly Regarded by my coworkers
Like a boss your boss
I'M a Baby Daddy IS An OXYMORON
Let's do a drive-by Johns house to see if he is coming into work today
I DID A DRIVE-BY oF MY FRIEND'S HOUSE AFTER THEIR ALARM WENT OFF TO MAKE SURE EVERYTHING WAS OK
I love my wife's muff... ins they are delicious
Back that tail up and pull into that parking spot so we can dine at this RESTAURANT
Am I going to have to slap a sticky note on the fridge for you?
I Hate crackas and cookies with no milk
I'M ABOUT TO BLAST THIS LITTLE WHITE DUDE WITH MY 9 IRON OVER THE SANDTRAP TO THE GREEN
I SELL THE BEST WEED KILLER AT MY HARDWARE STORE
These BITCHES BE ALL UP ON ME TOO BAD MY WIFE WANTS A BOY PUPPY
I'm going to take your children to a joyful respect seminar
Get money invest in diverse portfolio
First I Knifed him in the eye and then I carved my Jack-o'-Lantern's mouth
i got dat green marker
I hate Crackers with my caviar.
I have a big black 12 inch ipad that i preordered from apple
Dont make me shoot YOU a strongly worded email for this poor costumer service
I shot a birdie on that par 4
I hung my wife 's delicates after washing them so that they wouldn't shrink
my name is ojemba q. smith iii esquire pH.D.
give me a blunt Report over this quarter
i make white women scream for joy when i show them their tax deductables
I deal the rock and roll industry's artists multi-million dollar contracts
I got high Stakes poker at my place if anyone would like to join
Look at that crack on the wall. we have to fix that.
let me hit that snooze button
Break yourself off a piece of my kit-kat bar
i did your mom a huge favor by babysitting the children yesterday
I just got hard evidence for this case
Black Power point Is most legible with white font
I never fINISHED HIGH SCHOOL I GOT A FREE RIDE TO HARVARD AT AGE 16
back off the drive with care
Mmmm
I bought KFC Stocks in the market today
It's the first of the month Baked goods sale at my church
I got Arrested Development on DVD.
I love my bitches! Because both dogs are excellent pedigree examples of their breed
I love to blow your mind with astonishing ideas
always trying to keep the black label johnny walker to yourself
time to kick some ass -assins out of the streets and send them to jail.
i'm from the hood milk company.  you can feel good
got any crack -ed pepper for this filet mignon?
You better check yo -ur shoes before you ruin my carpet
Lemme break it down The middle since we both like cookies equally
Let's do a drive by The new community gardEn.  Its just so beautiful
Your girlfriend licked it real good So If that stamp falls off
gonna kick butt er off the shopping list because we have enough in the fridge for now
That girl really wanted the d This essay was very poorly written
pass  the weed cutter
I bet you'd like my big black Weber kettle in my backyard
take off your clothes girl because the weather is very hot today
I'm gonna mess you up A batch of waffles
she wants the d. obviously shanice isn't putting enough effort into math class
west in the house of representatives is a republican from florida
yo dawg is a fine labradoodle
she sucked my black lab's hair up with a dyson vacuum - great maid service
STOP grammartime
i shot my neighbor a text inviting him to your sons 10th birthday
Yo dog I'm going to walk you and play fetch
Would you like to hit this Month's sales quota?
My gangs of NY DVD is scratched
I grabbed some weed out of my back yard to make room for tomatos
I made $27379453654 last year I'm still hood doe
i didnt choose the thug life i got a job
I'm about to pop some caps off of these shiitake mushrooms
dynomite will be necessary to EXCAVATE the building site for the Calais branch
Want some blow ups of these birthday pictures I took?
i kill people in minecraft
I work in the fields... of math and science
im out in these streets doing volunteer clean up work
i capped her 7up so it wouldn't loose its fizz
I drove up and smoked them a delicious barbeque at my company picnic
I'll drop you a great discount on your 401k pension plan
you got the hash browns fried honey? the kids are starving
i'd tap that number into my contact book
respect my house rule by taking your shoes off before entering
I always mix my recipes in the hood to ensure proper ventilation of reagents
i shot a homeless man a tenner this morning
WHERE'S THE CRACK- ERS FOR OUR SOUP?
let's roll a blunt assessment of our firms future out to all the employees
rob the bank closes at 6
i bought a cadillac assembly plant
I Rap a lot of presents for my kids on Christmas Eve
the welfare check came to the wrong address.  I should return this to ensure the needy family receives their benefits.
I beat my CHILDREN in jenga
pull out my gat -hered references and attach to my resume
i got 99 problems I need to discuss with my therapist tuesday
I got dem hoes in my shed for gardening
LET'S POUND SOME CRACKERS INTO A BREADING FOR OUR CHICKEN CORDON BLEU
I got 5 to 10 years until I can retire comfortably
i'm usually on the streets rescuing stray and neglected animals
nwa new work assignment
i shoot my wife  A SMILE every morning before i go to work
STRAIGHT OUTTA COMPTON THEN JUST 17 MILES NORTH ON I-710 TO HOLLYWOOD
DO YOU HAVE SOME WEED TRIMMERS? THEY'RE GROWING EVERYWHERE IN MY LAWN
I will never look for a job I make way more money freelancing
I capped that dude his salary commissions were just getting too high
I had to drop out of that class
Give me all your money I'll invest it in long term t-bills and get you a nice 18% return annually
I so badly need a newport  mansion for next weeks fundraiser
poppin my collar to straighten out the wrinkles
i put a cap in your backpack son
im gonna do her chores for her
prison would be a sunday morning without a mimosa
this is my hood it keeps my head warm when it's chilly
I NEED POT HOLDERS FOR MY MARBLE KITCHEN COUNTERTOP
Girl
LETS GET THIS MONEY invested in stocks and bonds
I popped her cherry pie into the oven while she decorated the cupcakes
you can run
buys pot for flowers in office
straight outta compton university graduate school of business
Lets gets some drugs at the pharmacy to help with that headache
Rollin' down the street on my new Segway
I did a drive by to mcdonalds to see if they are doing our new corprate plan
I gave that girl an STD awareness pamphlet
I just found a stem in my bowl Of delicious and healthy  blueberries
I'm going to steal your heart with this poetry i wrote
i need a 40 pack of Ethernet cables for this server
i sell drugs in my new job as a qualified pharmacist
Lift up your legs so i can vacumm
just bought a watermelon company
i didnt graduate high school by myself. my family supported me all the way through college
Wu tang clan
I didn't finish college without a 4.0 gpa
want to see my big black  car I just purchased from my local distributor?
I broke out of jail by rolling a six
Baby got back from daycare early
free weezy that was my goal as his attorney
I'm good at basketball brackets
I tied her to the back of my truck and dragged her to the lake at which point
I'm going to give my son a beating stick so he can break open his pinata
This will be your last breath  of city air
WEST SIDE STORY IS MY FAVORITE MUSICAL
Teach Me how to sort these important tax documents correctly
dropped out of the safari expedition to spend more time with my family
I HAVEN'T PAID TAXES IN 4 YEARS BECAUSE MY ACCOUNTANT HAS ME TAKE ADVANTAGE OF OFFSHORE LOOPHOLES IN THE TAX CODE
i went to prison again last week to converse with my white client bubba
I BOUGHT you a CASKET TODAY SO we can bury Mr. Whiskers
I'm down with you foo fighters fans
watches cops on tv and can relate retired police officer
I'm always packing my bags to fly to these business meetings
I'm gonna cut You A slice of birthday cake
I'm on one.... BillBoard for reelection
I love drinking Lemonade in the summertime
I gave my son weed killer to take care of the lawn
Are you going to back that thing up into the trailer so we can go to michigan?
i shot a crip -pled person an email regarding his health insurance
i shot my first business COMMERCIAL today
I make money from hoes in my successful agriculture business
Tonight I'm gonna get baked souffle for my wife
i just bought weed repellent for my garden
i bought some crack sealant for my wifes car
i've got a huge knob on my garage door
Rides all day long catches mr jones
They see me rollin in my brand new prius
Just finished getting baked chicken out of the oven for dinner
I got some 20's and a 100 dollar bills in my wallet
I blew my Load of cash that I made this week for that porsche
imma grab my glock -enspiel and contribute to this band
Thank god 9/11 happened
i'm gonna cut you up with this new joke i heard at the office party
I rolled a joint WHile playinG Lacrosse yesterday
I got high marks on my performance review
I got dough stuck on my pennyloafers
I blew through a lot of lines last night to help my son with his audition for the school play
I'm gonna burn you a cd with romantic songs
let me axe you that tree down to make room for the new lawn.
I never went to school without finishing my homework
I broke the law of physics in the longjump
im always selling that powder on the corner office at johnson & johnson
YOu got a problem? Let me see what i can do to help
I give little kids drugs and fever medication
i hate it when people use the N word negativity
get rich or die after living a long and cushy middle-class lifestyle
they're going to give me life saving classes at the gym
Gotta get that paper done for my master's course
im packing heat tape for the faculty camping trip
i'm going to get some corn rows for our new family holiday home
I never Shower without a lufa
I have chronic bronchitis. I'm afraid i'll have to miss the lunch meeting.
These streets aint' easy there are many sharp turns
I never pay child support late
i enjoy Drugs and alcohol awareness education
let's get wasted  food items cleaned out of our refrigerator today
i got that paper you wrote on my desk
I LIKE MUGGING FOR THE CAMERA
i Beat her up  the stairs in a friendly race
pass me that chronic SINUSITIS MEDICATION
i'm packing heat proof gloves into my cookery class satchel
I want my Welfare Reform Law passed
I went to prison To Teach underprivileged Inmates to read
I sold my daughters girl scout cookies to my co-workers at the office
i broke the law of thermodynamics
what's that jacket
girl
you wanna know how hard my upbringing was? i had to rock fake addidas.
I'll Hit you up later to go get drinks
I like it when you call me big poppa but seriously I need to           go on a strict diet
I'm gonna slap a screen protector on my new ipad.
i shot a man a nasty look for finishing the coffee without making a new pot.
Hung my kid 's test on the fridge
My dad taught me to steal bases and become a baseball legend
I got the burnA on medium heat
I stole the show at yesterday's board meeting
I'm serving 25 Homeless people at the Downtown shelter Tonight
Started selling rocks at 15 Convinced white people they made good pets
I just bought a 9 hundred thousand dollar house
i'm going to teach my kids to aim and shoot for high grades in school!
i poped your momma a visit yesterday for lunch
I NEED FOOD STAMPS... IN ORDER TO HELP FEED HOMELESS CHILDREN
i'm selling coke stocks at a profit
I'll shoot you an email so we can set up a meeting
I used to kill TIME ON VIDEOGAMES
Let's steal some time off so we can relax after a hard day's work
I am a black panther when playing jungle with my daughters
where's the crack? i'm trying to fix this leak
I just shot a man a good deal on a used car
all i need is one mic hael bolton cd to complete my collection
I love Newports Harbor. its much better COMPARED to Prividence's
I was gonna go to work
i can run faster now that our new servers are installed
Man
I DONT HAVE A CAR PAYMENT BECAUSE ITS ALL PAID OFF
I'd tap into my savings account to pay my son's tuition
bitches love me i always give them extra dog treats
i left my kid twenty dollars for lunch money
Still drE -ssed in armani
i've tapped that nail into the mail box so it shouldn't open in the wind again honey
Hey later we should hook up my new hdtv
I make my money working on the corner office on the 50th floor
A Coon's Age... is determined by the number of rings on its tail
the cops are coming pull over to the side so they can pass
I hit it from the back but thankfully everyone is ok and my insurance has been notified
bring your glock -enspiel to the rennaissance festival
i love popping caps into the recycling
Lets get high grades for our final
i'm gonna leave my kids at the daycare when i go to work
Give me some meth -ods to solve this financial crisis
i beat my wife and kids at scrabble the other day
you better check yourself once a year for testicular cancer
i don't work on christmas day. I like to spend it with my family
bring em out of debt
got money in my rrsp
my father used to beat me at pacman when i was younger
give me some meth- ods on how to solve this financial crisis
you'd better represent a successful business as its marketing director
i sell drugs as a pharmacist
I know you don't want to step to this slow of a song
superman that ho -tel is on fire
black and yellow streamers for the office party
rollout of my driveway at 6 am
I got a 9 piece chicken dinner for my family
i make it rain on my sound machine when i'm having trouble sleeping
every day im hustling to run one more errand before the day is over
i'm getting paper copies of my PHD
I love Ass -assins Creed
I Always get high expectations of myself
I 'll be sure to pick the cotton futures for my stock portfolio
I'm packing heat -ed socks because the a cold front is coming through
i always beat my meat so my steak will be tender
get low sales next quarter
YO MOMMA jokes are very immature
I am so high I can even see the chalet from this chairlift
I stole the audience's attention at my speech
I am so high right now the view from this corner office is great
ima' get you a coffee
I just shot 2 Nig erians with my new camera
check out my new grill these hamburgers taste great
I'm gonna find me a hoe so i can plant zucchinis in my garden
I have A warrant cd in my bmw
nice rack of rare and exotic spices
I have a huge Tcp report for you.
CHECK THIS OUT HOMES IN SIMI VALLEY are selling for a fraction of their 2006 PRICE
back that thing up you may borrow my usb
Chicken flavored lean cuisine for the wife and kids
i have a dream house in the country club
raise the roof on the convertible
I Just Did a Huge Line Of C++ Coding to Get my COmpany WEbsite Up to Speed
Protect ya neck' always wear a seatbelt in the car
Give me Your Phone I can get it fixed
Word Keeps freezing up. Could you look into it?
gotta git dat -a to present to the board tomorrow
I have hoes when i'm out in my lovely garden
lets take some drugs to the sick children in the hospital.
I've got a blunt reply for my insurance adjuster when she returns my call
I regularly beat my wife at scrabble
I sure got some d -ecent sized ornaments to decorate my new office.
player two has entered the game
I carved a nasty shank during my lunch break can't believe it rolled in for a birdie
Don't insult me I don't need your affirmative action
my parents worked in the street wall street
you came to the wrong neighborhood this is maple street. you want maple avenue.
i hate that honky tonk bar down the street.  It's a blight in the neighborhood
yo ur prognosis looks good mr. philips. you'll be out of hospital in two or three days
i'm going to hotwire a car rental to make sure i make that business confrence
i hate white crackers  i prefer wheat
its 11 bucks a gram for specialty ARTISAN spices
girl be trippin' the light fantastic with me at the ballroom dance competition
look at dat ass -ignment on your desks and begin
here's the pcp this potential client profile Tells me about your needs
My kids are always asking where daddy is When we play peekaboo!
always bet on black toast if you use that toaster
Parents just don't understand That ivy league college admissions depend on more than good sat scores.
i just nailed her picture to the 'employee of the month' wall
MY BROTHER just got accepted to Harvard Law
I like to get my girls to the corner early so they catch the bus in time for school
i just bought some meth ane for my family barbecue
lets all get high lighters to make sure we can study really well
did a drive by past your mothers house and stopped in to say hi
I HATE WHITES NAKE AND other hair bands.  I'm More of a chopin fan.
last night i wrecked your daughter 's chances of failure. she attended my self-improvement seminar and was inspired by my rags-to-riches life story
all day at work i am drunk with power! i love being the ceo of a fortune 500 company!
Tight Pants aren't very comfortable.
i hate crackers they're not tasty at all
raise the roof so we can assess the hail damage and file a claim
Hands Up! So I can see who wants glazed donuts for tomorrows meeting
I Beat my wife... to the kitchen
I constantly beat my girlfriend at monopoly
I'd smack that Bee before it stings you
becomes success votes republican
Yo       -gurt is a great source for important nutrients
Watch out! I see Po po Platter lunch specials have increased by$1.50!
I need a lawyer To get full custody of my kids
ducking the police tape to investigate the crime scene
hey brother let's buy some pot
i shoved my big
got loads of drugs  awareness manuals on me. take one and stay clean.
Ill Call My Dealer he can find me an affordable mid sized sedan
Break yourself off a piece of my kit kat bar
I paid $10 for a hoe at home depot
I'm gunna pop a cap of these refreshments for the party
'Ain't got no time' includes a double negative and is
I left my wife and kids at the house so i can run my errands
I love to steal bases when playing baseball
I start every morning with a massive bowl of wheaties. A nutricious breakfast is important
I FINGERED MY GIRL AS THE SUSPECT IN OUR GAME OF CLUE
I GOT BITCHES THAT I ENJOY BREEDING WITH ALPHA-MALE DOGS FOR THE PROFIT OF THEIR LITTERS
Yes
Need to have a 40 inch tv for the bedroom
DAMN WOMAN
your gonna want to run when you're against usain bolt
i bought me some neat kush -ions to complement my leather couch
IM GONNA SHOOT YOU A TEXT SAYING I LOVE YOU
I passed out at the party some appetizers
A black man walks into a bar He finishes up
i will cut you a tailor made suit
no crackers in my house because my wife has a  gluten allergy
I need a big ho because im really looking to expand my tomato garden
GIVE ME YOUR WALLET And I'll get that keychain on for you
its 4/20 time for a blunt conversation about the effects of drugs
I'm going to pull out the disc in the dvd player.
I went to jail To advise inmates on career plans
Pass the blunt scissors I'm doing crafts with my little boy
Drive-by stick-up Drove by the library
Let's get faded Jeans at Old Navy
I shot my kids and wIfe In an amazing photo
i did your mom  a favor by making you a sandwich
Breaks the law school record for highest graduating gpa
Works at wall mart Since 1989
i got crack -ed peppercorns for the spice-rub
HOW HIGH DO I HAVE TO GET TO SAFELY FLY MY PRIVATE JET
wait until you see my resume! I believe I am more than qualified for the job
I have 12 kids coming to my son's birthday party
like the hash tag i posted on tumblr?
Let's get down to business we have  a lot to cover today
If You Wanna Go And Take A Ride Wit Me We're Going to the Museum of Natural History
ALL I WANT FOR MY BIRTHDAY IS A nIce respectable girl
I love to kill the time with a crossword puzzle
I left my wife and kids PreseNts under the Christmas tree
I love kfc's Marketing strategy and business expertise
Let's get high grades on our tests
i'm going to steal second base at the next company softball game
I'm balling my rubber bands for convenience
drives a bmw actually bought it with his own money
took math and got a d- egree
she got a big booty so i call her by her real name and i do not let her physical appearance define her as a human being.
What makes you think i wont cut you a deal for being such a loyal customer
check out my long black Limousine! boy this is swanky!
Just shot my wife a happy glance
i never went to high school football games because i was too busy studying
Are you looking for some herb Crusted chicken recipes online?
i never knew my daddy fought in a war to protect our freedoms
I just brought some KFC FRANCHISEs
I Like watermelon flavored crystal light
wasssaaa- -bi sauce with dinner please
I don't even know how many kids I have signed up for class this year
i can rap up those expense reports by 4
i got two hoes for tilling my garden
i'm packin' for our family trip to the bahamas
need that 8-ball to win this billiards tournament
I Beat a ho hum credit score by spending responsibly
TUPAC'S OF STRIDENT PLEASE
i always beat my wife to the car so i can open her door
I Need a new hoe my garden is a mess
i pop cristal trinkets by swarovski in my fiance's condo... she's worth it
Just had a 40 oz mocha latte from starbucks; now i'm ready for the office
my mom hits the rock climbing facility about twice a week to stay in shape
I gave my kids drugs and alcohol AWARENESS EDUCATION
i left my kids bagged lunches for school in the morning
YOLO You're only late once
i smoke crack 's of my suburbam home with termite insecticide
my wiener dog needs to be taken out for a walk
cosmo has nothing on my selection of fine russian art
my baby got back to her old ways of crying when she wants to be picked up. ferberizing isn't working.
don't mess up my cubicle i'm a neat freak in the office
don't come around here unless you want a hug
last night i did many lines of c code
Try some of my homegrown tea i helped my son grow
Got a Hoe and Weed Killer for the Backyard
His real name isn't carlton it's aLFONSO
Gotta Get me some new rims for my opera glasses
im taking your ass -istant manager to court over his ill treatment of my wife
I Have a 13 inch black ipad i play angry birds on
i never let my kids play outside when it's freezing cold out
joseph mccays chocolate daddy impression is hillarious
I'm Hung up on the messaging of this strategic marketing plan
I can run fast acting antacids to your office if you feel sick
I mistook a pre-ganglionic fiber for a post-ganglionic nerve
don't mess with my hood  my car just got painted
I need some hos -pital statistics to back up my study on infectious disease distributions
Ill shoot you a call to tell you if you got the job
I WASN'T GOOD AT ENGLISH AND GRAMMAR
yo' dog was urinating upon my lawn
hAVE A DIRTY HOE CLEANS IT AFTER FINISHING GARDENING TO PREVENT TRACKING MUD ON CARPET INside my HOUSE
i got some pot holders for my mable kitchen countertop
i'm on welfare street and 5th avenue near the opera house
i went to prison this morning to visit my client who is serving 3 months on tax evasion
I tripped on acid During a lecture for my chemistry Class. I had to wash myself in the emergency Chemical showers to prevent Chemical Burns
Just bought me some kfc franchises
I WILL AWAYS STEAL YOUR CUSTOMERS BECAUSE I'M TOP SALESMAN
what you looking at is an original van gogh. cost me a fortune
i just bought some crack resistant shingles for my roof
That hoe seems to be unsuitable for tending your garden
I just fired my 9... interns because they WEREN'T working hard enough
I broke into your house to feed your pets while were on vacation
what's poppin in da hood  of the car
I got swag bags full of promotional gifts
i beat his ass in an back and forth wrestling match
PASS THAT DUTCH -MAN'S DoCUMENTS OVER HERE. I'LL SEE IF THIS MERGER GOES THRU.
yo -yo ma. now that's what i call music.
Yo -gurt? if it's not low fat i'll pass.
what's good around here as far as prime rib goes?
rap music is too negative for my liking thank you very much
I used rope to hang him in the cellar looks like i win cluedo again
Every saturday i smoke ribs on the grille outside my mansion
i went to jail playing monopoly with my wife and children
i HAVE A BIG BLACK INVESTMENT PORTFOLIO
THATS A GOOD BLUNT CHISEL TIP WRITER
thats how i roll over my 401k plan from my previous employer
I never knew my son was such a good keyer
i punch my wife 's paperwork with a hole pnch so she can file it tidily
187 Was an important and vital proposition concerning illegal immigration in 1994.
Let's ALL GET HIGH LIGHTERS TO UNDERLINE KEY POINTS
I enjoyed my time in prison break season 2 premiere event
watermelon
I'm going to steal a base in my all-star baseball game
im about to shoot you an email about our product
bitches be trippin over the leash
loves watching the wire act in cirque du soleil
i plow hoes through the dirt at the local community garden
i'm strapped down to a chair and will need some assistance.
Everyday i'm hustling to get my 8 year old to school on time
all blacks are excellent sportsmen I always try to see a rugby match when I'm in new zealand
I have a broken home directory that is full of old code
I often use magic mushrooms its how i win at mario kart
i got a hood for my car after getting into an accident
IM ABOUT TO SLAM THIS HOE THIS GARDEN IS SO FRUSTRATING SOMETIMES
i shot my family a text message saying i love them
Get out of the car and give me your keys No drunk driving on my watch
free weezy that was my goal as his attorney
Imma cut you Some slack
make that cream thicker so that it doesnt run off the dessert
I'm going to shoot you  An email once I get these bugs fixed
I shot this cracker through the goal in food finger football
I held up the entire bank Searching for my wallet
i'm always getting high inbox delivery rates when i use dotmailer
Ima slap you with a lawsuit for assault OCCASioning grievous bodily harm
i shot the sheriff a thumbs up for doing such a good job in the community
I'm gonna drop you and the kids off at the door and find a parking space
I voted 'FOR' Seperation of Church and state
I Hate Picking Cotton Off Of My Armani Suit
i just did a drive-by delivery for the elderly
I'm a blood type-a
i didn't pull out in time so my stocks plummeted
that joint was tight so i applied some soothing  balm before my tennis match
my people were beaten at last weeks usc game
i just killed a family dinner with my hilarious jokes
I just beat my wife No
ftp! the File transfer protocol is my favourite protocol
ill do your sister a great favour by providing her with revision notes
abandoned my kid icarus game to attend to the needs of my child
that's dope bare with me while i notify the authorities
I'm gonna cap you at no more than two leveraged transactions per month on your IRA
love being a slave for my wife and kids
I beat her ass in a game of chess
I dont raise my kids to be rude
let's get it on demand so that we can spend plenty of time with the kids later
I did her a favor by helping with the groceries
Left My family at the library
I love to kill My time by playing golf on weekends.
I always have my piece of mind after i tuck my kids in
IM GONNA JUMP YOU JUST PULL YOUR CAR AROUND BACK. I GOT CABLES IN MY MERCEDES
get off your bike i will give you a lift in my sports car
pass the chronic fatigue syndrome diagnosis. Let's code it as depression for insurance puposes.
I'm gonna pop a cap Off of two of these bottles of finE ale
smokes the competiton
yo
I kill some time by helping my kids with their homework
I have a virus on my PC and need it fixed
I'll cut you some slack because its been a hectic week
I need a fresh fitted Suit from Men's wArehouse cause this diet is going swell
I'M SMOKING THIS STACK OF RIBS
I voted for Obama because of an in-depth system of calculations I use
i don't want to work for someone else
Yeah
Let me grab your w-2s
i hate the south -end of manhattan. The traffic is terrible.
i spent the day smoking all this meat to make delicious jerky treats
get down girl you might fall being so high up on the playground
im gonna shoot her in hd so the whoel family can see how beautiful she is
I like stealing home plate
hands up if you agree with my proposal to cut spending premiums next quarter
I can't feed my kids Inorganic produce
Free o.J and muffins following my presentation tomorrow morning.
Growing Up
i left my wife and son some money on the counter to order pizza
i got 99 problems jokes im rich
I was a crip -ple after i saved that old lady from getting hit by a car
I got 32's on my act
Ran from the cops in a skit at the company retreat
Walks past kfc doesn't flinch
creeps around your apartment in the dark 'SURPRISE! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!'
I Beat MY wife to the door so i can open it for her!
I'd kill for a ticket to the basketball game tonight.
This Morning I got served a blueberry muffin by sable
Want some of this delicious chocolate cake?
I LIKE DICKS SPORTING GOODS
I'm in jail for insider trading
they see me rollin to a honest days of work
I have trouble reading Mandarin chinese
I love the hood ornament on your bentley
want some rocks? from my rare collection
Today some girl gave me typhoid
IM A BLOOD TYPE AB
Is 16 too young for my daughters first iPhone
I went to the club to find girls So I could pray with them
i don't tip bartenders less than 35%
i will cut you a piece of my birthday cake
GIVE ME WEED LE
I have a really long list of colleges I Got accepted to
i stole her heart and asked her to be my wife
I always watch my daughter change ...her bed sheets
i grow my own hair
i work as a pimp le removal doctor
I LOVE CRACK ING DOWN ON LAZY EMPLOYEES
the ganster life  is not for me
H.Y.F.R. High Yield From Returns
I'm going to jack the ho nda up so i can change the tire
I refuse to pull out of this great investment portfolio
i was convicted of murdering the other company's assets
I got over 42 women pregnant successfully because i did ovarian surgery on them
I shot a guy 's wedding photos last month.
I'm preparing a joint presentation with a colleague
Pass around the 8 ball until you pocket all solids or stripes
I'm on trial facing grand theft auto advocating for it to be banned in all stores
had a blunt disscusion with my son about his poor grades
they see me rolling double sixes
Cracker please!  and some cheese as well
I dont pay Child Support Because i'm happily married with children
shot my boss a wink in the hallway for that raise
I love popeye's Spinach Recipes Cookbook
i have 14 kids in my youth business education program
Girl
I'm addicted to coKe Zero
i drew out my 3 inch blade and opened the fedex package
i have kids all over town coming to the museum i curate
got fired up at the game while using my season lakers tickets
That ass- ets list that i just created will SAVE MY COMPANY A FORTUNE
I watch black television screens while bored at work
straight from the ghetto where i was building homes for low-income families with habitat for humanity
yo mama so fat that I assembled a team of my best surgeons to give her a triple bypass
I left my son At daycare while I went to work
I lOVE weed wackers because my lawn can get out of control
i'd tap that girl on the shoulder if she left her purse at her desk
i've been locked up in my office all day trying to figure out these new camera systems
I haVE A 45 PERCENT DISCOUNT CARD AT MAYCY'S
had sex with three sluts with a condom
i will cut your ass tag off your pants
i will shoot you an email with meeting details
I need to get baked Goods for the staff party
I'm going to kill 'em.. ..Damn bugs are everywhere.
check out my 22 various award and trophies
got 99 problems but racism ain't one
The cops found all my weed- s in the front yard unattractive
CRack The window Please
Hey man
i punched my professor's handout 3 times in order to fit it in my binder
i got so high up on company sales board this week
I let My Kids Play With My Guns n' Roses Albums
I'm in the westside wing of our office block
i put my junk in her trunk because she was on her way to the recycling centre
I like to steal women's hearts
i got hoes and weed killer for my yard.
I'm going to cut you out of the picture because i know you didn't want to be in it
stick 'em up on the wall so our clients can see our product line
yo lets light up some fireworks for the fourth of july
i just stole a smile from my  son
i don't front row with kevin bacon anymore
I like deep
I love crack ing down drug dealers
Hey
I was nervous when i shot a 3-pointer for the win
THE HEADMASTER IS DEAD TIRED AFTER A LONG DAY OF WORK
i'm gonna shoot you a pass to your next class
I am addicted to working overtime
Drop the base In an acid
I love newport Rhode Island
I like fat ass  checks that I earn
beats wife & kids at monopoly
suffocates wife with love & gifts
i'd hit that conference room to start planning our next meeting
im gonna do a few lines of my paper and then call it a night
I ALWAYS GO TO PRISON TO CHECK ON MY CLIENTS
I throw them bills into the donation basket at church
swings at the club golf course on the weekends
best pLayer in the league  of legends
whipping the kids up a delicious breakfast
gimme some crack ers
Rides all day long never catches mr jones
I got so many hoes In my tool shed
I love playing girls and letting them win at tennis
i'm always packin heat ...resistant gloves when taking lasagne out of the oven
I need a new hoe these weeds are too long
Liked it Put a Ring On It
my grandpa was a slave of the oppressive government
i always hit the bottom line expectations of my company
my blood is boiling for an iv y league education
Gimme your crack -ers cause i ate all of mine. Pretty Please?
What up
I beat my wife some eggs and made her an omelette
Gonna pull out my gat -eau recipe and win this baking contest
what's up nig el
I took off her head phones so she would listen to me
I ripped out her ear buds because they were too loud
I Killed It AT THE FOOTBALL GAME
Would you like some crack? filler for the crack in your ceiling?
some people can't handle it in the project management meeting
i can't read this paperwork without my reading glasses
I just bought an 8-ball now we can play pool!
i did 4 lines last night of my sons assignment to help him get started
i'm going to make a group of kids shoot their parents a video about how much they love them
i have a fat blunt object that needs to be put away so no one gets hurt
you gonna get raped by the irs if you dont file your taxes on time!
I go under the bridge downtown as it saves time getting to work
I Was sent to jail while playing monopoly with my children
I SMOKE SALMON FOR MY FAMILY
I about to beat your ass -ociate in foosball
I'm GOING TO HAVE TO POP A CAP ON YOUR SALARY
check out my guns i work out
I love my magnum P.i. dvd box set
I busted a cap when i dropped the package of spring water
Angry because my father left me All of his old suits
I'm addicted to crack -ing my knuckles during presentations
rollin' in my cadillac escalade
I sell crack -ed pepper smoked ribs at the pta fund raisers
NWA Now writting applications
i'm going to buy some kfc franchise stores
I have to ax down that dead tree in the back yard
These chicken wings Are too spicy
i'm a slave 4 U is my favorite britney tune
My Father sold drugs  at the local pharmacy
i got some weed Killer in the backyard
we should blaze up some candles for your birthday cake
I STABBED MY CAKE WITH A FORK TO SEE IF IT WAS READY
i don't respect women who are unable to raise their children but refuse to give them up for adoption
my hood was rough growing up I only buy good sweatshirts now
get down on the floor and take a look at how shiny it is
I Can't find MY COKE -A-COLA
baby girl
do you want this 40 dollar ticket to a cowboy's game
straight out of compton you'll get to where you're looking for
lets get busy we have a lot of work to do
where's the weed at that has been destroying my garden
i got that lean back song stuck in my head again
I got pulled over with a brick pizza oven i just purchased on my amex
I'm baked I should have used more sunscreen
i did aunt mary a favor and picked her up on my way to church
Let me holla at the kids to come down for dinner
Bite the curb bit. you are the most stubborn horse at this equestrian club.
i need a ho se to water these flowers
shit! the fuzz on my suit gave a bad impression to my client
i HATE WHITEY FORD
people love my big black briefcase
I am crazy good at scrabble
damn
i have a 9 percent growth in my businessstocks
gimme all your money and i'll invest it for you
I won't pay for shit -ty education
living on the street is life or death you have to make sure you sell before the  market closes
Im gonna punch you in
I got some gold in the grill of my car
Break yourSelf A piece of this cookie im not going to finish it all
Where my bitches at i just made a new doghouse
I have a huge black  Diamond studded Wristwatch
My wife has huge cans of chili to donate to this year's church food drive
I go hard on the paint WHen redecorating a room in my home
I don't play bassoon
I shoot cops a box of donuts on my way to work
what did you just say?  How about I shoot you A text later
i saw them
they need a man that's polite
she took a long look at it and still forgot to sign the receipt
when i came
Give me your wallet and your phone so i can watch over them while you swim in my pool
Im a gangsta in a west end musical
I'm a lifelong con stitutional Law professor at university of richmond
i popped a cap off the radiator in order to bleed it
i'm gonna shoot you an email finalizing this merger
i will blow you away when i show you how I've diversified your portfolio
Gotta get that paper my printer's out
i make it rain on my lawn during summer
I'm Rollin Up My Copy of the wall street journal  to be recycled
I hate Pigs in angry birds
i NEED SOME WEED KILLER CAUSE THESE ARE HUGE WEEDS.
I got a dutch debits account to help pay for books
Imma slap a hoe onto that soil so I can plant a garden
i got crack -in' ideas for increasing our sales in the next quarter
Only Football can be my living -room's best use of the surround sound
women like my bbc world news articles
I got high paying job offers after attending wittenberg
GOT MY STRAP SECURELY FASTENED AND POSITIONED FIRMLY ABOUT THE WAISTLINE.
Can I Cop A quarter this drink is $1.25
ReaRRanges  'nggRei' to gingeR
I'm about to                blow up my air mattress for my          daughter's sleepover party
Ball so hard need to get it examined
I'm gonna slap a screen protector on my new ipad.
ten dolla make you holla about the injustice of limited printing money
They cut my cable bill in half because i'm such a loyal customer
I get ill if I don't wrap up warm
the drizzle really gets in this mohair
shot a cop -y of my essay to my ta via email
ROLL SOME GREEN Lettuce in my burrito
dont argue with me
These dumb Crackers they serve at the caf are always broken
I have no love for those hoes for my gardening due to their low quality craftmanship
I beat my wife in monopoly
Don't make me pull out my mac -intosh products
Fight the power of corporations with unfair wealth distributions
I GOT SOME FRESH GRASS FROM UCC BOOSTER JUICE
i like to shoot pictures at the rose garden
gimme some weed need to try my new lawn mower
bitches love chrome because each tab runs as an individual process
i rap my families presents at christmas
I always drive in the hood packing Non perishable food items for my companies charity
put 'em up they'll look great above the fire place
straight outta la straight into ucla
50 cent for admission...enjoy the show folks
I'm about to flip this 10oz striploin
just chillin this 67 pinot noir
My blunt knife needs sharpened
Just bought a bunch of weed wackers for my lawn care business
i went down to the ghettos with my homies because we were going to volunteer at the local soup kitchen
damn
Where's the weed at i just bought more roundup at lowes
Did Time   Sheet correctly for the week
I hate those crackers They taste way too salty
It's the Po po po po poker face song that bethany sang at the office party
i sell rocks to line the edge of your herb garden
BLACK POWER DRILL IS NEEDED TO FIX MY SONS BIKE
I love my biG black Cadillac i drive to work Every day
I've got a 9 inch thick stack of mortgage papers needing filed
JACK ROLLED ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING AT MY GREAT JOKES
I Have a huge black Cadillac i drive to work everY day
Goes to court the new girl in accounting
they see me rolling down my window to ask directions to the nearest library
BREAK YOURSELF OFF a piece of my        kit-kat bar
where the white women at? i'm doing a survey on the effects of modern society on white women
i love watermelon scented candles when im reading a good book
I represent that blood hound animal shelter that  has found over 40 homes for abused animals
I sell rock star MEMORABILIA from the 1970s
my gun is sideways in its case
ONCE YOU GO BLACK YOU NEVER GO BACK TO PUTTING CREAMER IN YOUR COFFEE
IT'S TIME TO GET HIGH UP ON THE LIST OF BEST SALESPEOPLE THIS QUARTER
Don't make me pull out my gat -eway technical college diploma
I POPPED A CAP ...TION COMPETITION ENTRY FORM IN THE MAIL TODAY
you know how we do annual charity events? i'd like to volunteer.
What a cheap hoe I cant even plant the rose garden for my wife
I shot up my business sales in the last few weeks
psst
i'll cut you a slice of this delicious cake
Pass another bowl of cherrios
I'm off to buy some Grass seeds at home depot
If you don't hand over that coke I guess I'll settle for pepsi
IM A SLASHER OF PRICES
FRee Gucci bags at saks fifth avenue
I smoked that  Perch with hickory chips and added a hint of basil
I'm breaking in these new shoes
Me and your mama got busy planning out your next 4 years at m.i.t.
I got Aids to assist me at my law firm
straight up there on the wall by the family portrait is my med school degree
you'll pay for that or else i'll sue
i can't swim until they finish the pool out back
ChICKEN iS WHAT THEY CALLED ME WHEN i WALKED AWAY FROM THE FIGHT
i sell all types of drugs i work at the pharmacy down the street.
Today I left my wife and children tickets to six flags on the counter as a surprise.
i used to hustle to make the train to work
gonna go steal a last kiss from mum before i leave
I BROKE INTO A HOUSE TO SAVE A BABY IN A BURNING FIRE
I didn't finish high school I got into Harvard Law at 16 years old
i gave her a backhand it went out of bounds
LEt's go get baked Goods and some coffee
I'm a Blood Donor
I'ma shoot you that email about the productivity figures for tomorrow's meeting
yo niggaz is a derogatory and offensive slang term that should not be used
ALL OF MY FAMILY IS ON THE WELFARE REFORM COMMITTEE
I hate being black mailed by son when he catches me watching c-span instead of skimming the pool
I love bitches at dog shows that are well groomed and have many talents.
everyone knows i'm a blood donor at my local hospital
Thug life is not the life for me
rollin' in the benzo diazepine shipment to the pharmacy i own
smoking weed everyday will make you need lung treatment at my clinic
I'm going to be driving drunk People around all night
everyday i'm hustlin' up the stairs to my board meeting
you can't touch this boiling pot of water
where the hood at i need to finish my costume before the halloween office party
That's good weed killer that you recommended for my garden
Cops framed me A certificate in appreciation oF my public service
I LOVE COKE AND ICE CREAM FLOATS. I USE BREYERS BECOUSE THEY USE 100% REAL CREAM.
I GOT CRACK -S IN MY DRIVEWAY. I HIRED A GUY TO REPAIR THEM.
I sell WEED WaCkers to my custumers
i HAVE NO HOUSE NUMBER
It's time for a joint team meeting at the firm
you can find me in the club house of the local golf course
I jacked a lexus up for a stranded woman with a flat tire
I'M SELLING CRACK -er Jack cookies TO FUNDRAISE FOR MY SON'S LITTLE LEAGUE TEAM
I'm gonna go buy some grass clippers and edge the lawn
I caught a Case Of the Mondays
i'm gonna shoot the breeze after work with my buddies
Where my dogs at ? My wifes poodle was supposed to have puppies today
Pass me that pot i have to make some soup
this aint my car im only renting it until my bmw is fixed from the shop
i love me some head 'n SHOULDERS shampoo when washing my hair
I live in the ghetto- free part of new york
I'ma cut you a slice of pie my friend!
get the fuc- hia coloured table set
Where my hoes at? I need to get some gardening done
that ass umption of superiority and expectation of service generates profit
I DON'T PAY FOR MY KIDS COLLEGE. THEY GOT FULL SCHOLARSHIPS.
wANT TO BUY SOME COKE A-COLA?
i shoot up  the ball when i play basketball with my son
i dont pay child support because i am happily married
i'm doin' time tables for my employees to follow
I'm going to kill you -R infection by giving you some antibiotics.
What's good cuz This menu is so extensive I'm not sure what to try
I just executed a man agerial decision with maximum efficiency
i gonna take that old lady  and help her over the street
Gave my wife the business card of a cleaning service so she could take the day off
i was raised on hoods book on Investor Politics: The New Force That Will Transform American Business
I love coke zero because it has less calories
damn that ass is one of a kind i've never had donkey meat before
I always buy drugs now that im covered by corporate insurance
Im going to kill your dog weeds so that your lawn stays in top shape
i LOVE DRIVEBYS in the mcdrive at mcdonald's
Let's drink a forty Thousand dollar bottle of champagne
Lean to the Left and Crank That wrench so the bolt fits nice and tight
WHen i was young the state executed my dad- -s pension fund trades
i need a blunt knife to cut the butter
ONE DAY I STOLE HER HEART
Grape Drank? I prefer Wine
I'LL CUT YOU A SLICE OF THIS DELICIOUS THANKSGIVING HAM
I just did some time consuming errands for my manager at work
these coke prices are crazy ! fifty dollars a share on the nasdaq
i just bought a pound of weed killer to keep my lawn in ordinance with my subdivision
have you seen my KFC SALES REPORT FOR LAST FINANCIAL YEAR?
GIVE ME ALL YOUR MONEY SO WE CAN INVEST IT IN A TRUST FUND
I Tore up That Cherry Cheesecake For Dessert. YUM!
I ain't saying she a gold digger because her current occupation is a nuclear medicine technologist
Imma push this dope- amine lab report finding at the conference monday
Lets get high scores on that calculus test tomorrow
i will smack that ass... ...embled puzzle. There's a fly on it
I'm going to get crack -ing on this presentation
I used to be a dealer in a las vegas casino
I love selling drugs thats why I became a pharmacist
im coming straight outta compton... heights
i love kush it was a wonderful civilization
I MADE IT TO THE TOP BY ENTERTAINING tHE IDEA OF GOING TO GRAD SCHOOL WHILE WORKING
I Deal with the customers directly
Them kids ain't mine but i raise them as if they were
Them kids ain't mine BUT I RAISE THEM AS IF THEY WERE
i always get whipped into shape at the gym
WHEN I'm STRAPPED FOR CASH
IM GOING TO POP OFF The champagne cork because i got a promotion
bring the noise down! I have an early meeting tomorrow
I've developed Aids as a leading researcher in the field of hearing loss
I HATE CRACKERS that crumble all over the floor
Bitches aint shit  -ing where they were trained to in the backyard.  I though PURE-BREDS  were smart
I'm doing time cards so i can pay my employees
I miss the hood Of my mercedes benz
I had to go through the garbage can because i dropped my rolex inside
I was a pimp -led young man back in that day
I GOT A LITTLE DOG TO SELL IN MY NEW PET SHOP
gimmie yo money so you can pay for your groceries
my dad used to beat me at pac man when i was younger
i stole my girlfriends heart and got married
DRIVEBY SHOOTING I COULD NOT PAss UP THAT BEAUTIFUL SUNSET
Pop bottles and cans can be recycled
Taking shots of my family then photoshoping them for christmas cards
I brought my gat -orade for the marathon
Who wants some coke It has real sugar in it now
i always steal second base when i play baseball
i'll take you to the candy shop you can pick one thing
pop bottles of soda at lunch
riding dirty to the car wash
because i got high grades in school
what's your fantasy vacation?
Im doing your mom a favor as a gentleman
I HAVE A BIG BLACK BOOK! called THE BIBLE
NOTHING BETTER THAN A GOOD 40 1K
I Didn't Graduate High school i went straight to college
yo mama's got some junk in the trunk of her car
watch me steal and shoot the ball during the company game after work today
if the glove don't fit not to worry i have a gift receipt to exchange your present
I sell drugs at the local pharmacy.
YOU THE ONE GIRL that can help me solve this programming algorithm
I WAS SURROUNDED BY POLICe today at local neighbourhood watch  meeting
i love being hard to beat at basketball
i like 'em white washed
I'm gonna go rob
IZ YOU ROLLIN through this weekend? The show should be a great time
i have a 14 inch pizza in the oven
I SELL DRUGS AT WALGREENS
DAmn it feels good to BE debt free after paying back my student loans
i love 40's movies
Put down my hoe! because i havent given you the safety brief on how to use that specific tool
i shot one of the clan members of our rival clan in counter strike
Just lay back and open your mouth My dental HYGIENIST will be with you shortly and then I'll be back to check their work.
187 on the undercover cop i'm going to need backup
look at that nice ass  -urance by our work team. i knew i could trust them
i've banged out 10 secondary essays in the last week
imma shoot you a text later on the location of our pta meeting
I have 7 kids that i donate my money to through a hunger charity fund
I Will Sit At The Back Of The bus To Make Room For The Seniors and Disabled
i killed 3 of them on the street so i could maintain only the 5 most profitable stocks in my wall street portfolio
I NEED A NEWPORT rHODE iSLAND GETAWAY
do i like Gangsta rap? no doubt and dave matthews are more to my liking
i killed a man in battlefield 3
i hit it so hard last night AT THE GYM
i need a new hoe for gardening my flowers
I have a joint medication pill for my father
Left my pregnant girlfriend in middle of the night to get her favorite ice cream
Left my girlfriend as soon as she got pregnant TO GO GET HER A RING
Nothing like shooting a bunch of birdies on the golf course
Just got done serving ten years volunteering at the local soup kitchen
Ive got a bullet Point Presentation for you
pass the blunt cd
i've got a dozen hoes in the landscaping shed out by the flower garden.
I stole The show at the fundraiser
I've got lots of hoes in the shed next to my garden
I BANG my fist on the computer when it freezes
what did u just say? ill shoot you A text the cell phone reception is bad in here
im gonna shoot you  an approval for this app
i hit a blunt object accidentally while doing yardwork
I got high Stakes poker at my place if anyone would like to join
I just got a 40 Stack of paper cheap at office max
i'll kill those expense reports on global spending
You want to get Shanked Lamb at that fancy new restaurant
I went to GameStop with an Ak-47 and uniform cosplay cause i ws hyped about a black guy in BF3
I'm gonna shoot you A Facebook invite to a thanksgiving party
hold up son you forgot your packed lunch
I'm on the wanted list of many homeowner's Insurance companies for my great salesmanship
That was An awesome joint Benefit concert by David Bowie and tina turner
I HAte Crackers with my hummus
When i was 18 i dealt with wonderful teachers in high school
i'll cut you some slack
Could make one phone call to get coke  for the lobby vending machine
I'm on drugs for a terrible cough
I love my rock climbing.  it's an invigorating pursuit
Im Dean dean of dean college
pass me that 40 1(k); i need to review it before my client gets here
GET MONEY for the second annual polio fundraser
I got a big black dic- tionary in my desk
My 12' Pen is what I use to sign important documents
im out all night volunteering at the HOMELESS shelter
I'm blastin' Through this legal document so that i can spend time with my wife and kids
I hate white castle
Needs a bike buys one
once you go black you never go back black is just the best color for a suit
WHEN I'M unhappy i drink lots of water so i stay hydrated
I can get you what you want... i work for microsoft.
i'm on my way to court to prosecute a drug dealer
i love it when my bitches make me money i breed dogs
wanna buy coke cause i hate pepsi
Today I scored some  goals in the soccer game
where's my money So i Can donate it to charity
I'm ready to smoke these steaks for my family
caught me a snitch 150 points for my team
I beat my wife every night at monopoly
I am so hard for your mom to beat in a friendly game of chess. we're in the same chess club.
I would vote for obama to be impeached for violating the constitution
Should i stop beating my wife? at video games?
I bought pot holders for my wife last night
I got arrested developement on dvd
look at all that booty i found while treasure hunting
pick me up some baking soda toothpaste. i'm trying to whiten my teeth
I'm going to insert this needle into my arm so i can get my daily insulin
because i got high grades in school
blood donations today
I've got 99 problems out of 100 correct on my calculus test
i killed his ass in checkers
i'm going to cut you up a slice of this veal
I don't go down to the ghetto... It's dangerous
I impregnated a woman i was married to
I RAPED My sat
because i got high grades in school
like a g6 my plane carries up to 12 passengers
i shot him a text about mondays meeting
I love fried chicken as a potential franchise investment
I got my gat orade bottles for the marathon
i'm hot cause i'm fly ing to india to close the merger
I KILL IN THe annual charity office golf game
just bought some menthol topical ointment for my sick child
I prefer menthol ointment to help with a cold
dmx -'s lawyer
MY Son stole 3rd base at his last baseball game
Wow
I'll pop a cap off a coca-cola
Fo'real -ters to sell to worthy clients for extortionate amounts of money
I need some coke or pepsi to stay awake to finish this paper.
Got that chronic fatigue syndrome
I've got lots of hoes in my farm equipment business
I Killed A MAn 's Dreams when i Fired him for Sexual Harassment
i robbed a man of his racial prejudices
i can't read the national review without drawing glances
I Can't Support My FAMILY- 's Decision to vacation in Aspen instead of Miami Beach this spring
I'm Not Afraid to Cut You -R Salary Bonus If Your performance Continues to slip
grape drank all of my diet sprite.  I am so agitated with her.
got any ranch large enough to accomodate my riding horses?
I shot the police documentary and training video for educating new recruits
I took your wallet to the lost and found on campus
I give drugs to kids in third world countries where they lack basic medical care
Once you go black Tie
I have aids as a research paper topic
i killed a guy in tekken
I dropped out of high school at age 14 ..to advance onto college since i was so INTELLIGENT
I'M STRAPPED INTO THE ROLLERCOASTER FOR SAFTEY
Where are the white women 's dresses
LOOK AT ME NOW
LOOK AT ME NOW
I love Fried chicken but the amount of calories and grease are just way too unhealthy
I  beat my wife at checkers
I LIKE TO STEAL Away from the hectic trading floor
I threw this hoe in storage after gardening
I popped a 40 pound fish in the oven
I always leave my kids a bowl of fruit so they can have a healthy afterschool snack
i got the best high score in scrabble
i dig crack downs against oppressive dictatorship regimes
i shot knocked some people up with some jokes
make it rain to keep my garden growing
I NEED a hoe my garden needs tending
my father did hard time in a factory to put me through college
i was in a shooting... for my companys comercial
when i show women my grills they often buy one for their weekend cookout
Hey
I'll cut your husband a check for mowing my lawn
I love the projects and it looks like I'll complete them on time and under budget
SUP -POSE A PINOT NOIR would go with those SAND DABS
SUP -PLUMMENTAL INSURANCE POlicies make sense for our CLIENTS
Took part in a drive by the salvation army to collect toys for needy children
I never let my hoe out of my sight i might need it for gardening
I Can't afford to miss the project deadline
lets get some shrooms for this pasta carbonara
I'm packing my lunch for the family picnic
West side story was a great musical
Man I just knocked the bottom out of that bathroom that I am remodeling
I left her so sore after bringing her to the gym with my guest pass
I made a G today to be used in a fortune 500 company's new logo
i like purple drink to be poured down the drain; no diabetes for me
i jacked that lady's car and then put on the spare tire for her
Prepare to die of laughter after I tell you how much my co workers make
I'm coming straight outta compton after marching through the city protesting gang violence.
First i  park my car then i turn it off
WHen I was just a baby my father left me a sizeable inheritance that i used to attend college
a big ass turned me on to stock diversification. Now i think of him as just a chatty coworker
I'm in a gang prevention group for underprivileged teens
I busted a cap on my tooth.  Making a dental appointment pronto!
i went to prison to help reform felons and teach them to read
actually
Get out of the car manufacturing industry
I'll stick the barrel in my wine cellar
blew all my money on cd's now i gotta wait 5 years for them to mature
I'm gonna get me some crack lawyers to represent my company
I love to rap pel down mountains with my friends
i beat her up the stairs in a friendly race
I'M GONNA SHOOT YOU AN EMAIL TO SET UP THURSDAY'S CONFERENCE CALL
homie don't play that blank on the triple letter score
I rippEd off your Designer jacket Cause it wAs on fire
i beat my wife at chess
I hate the CHINESE 'S CONTINUAL PERSECUTION OF TIBETAN PEOPLE
i'll burn you alive cd of the concert last night
I Don't know who my father is going to give those celtics tickets to.
I GOT THAT CHRONIC BROnCHITIS
i grew up in the hood which is an acronym for house outside of detroit
anybody have a blunt object i can use to pound this nail into my birdhouse?
lets shoot up some drugs into these children who will die without them
I beat my hoes to the ground when i'm raking my garden
I'm leaving my wife and kids with my car for the evening
I just did 25... Laps around the park. New record!!
you can see my boxers when i walk around town. dogs need their exercise
I'm selling crack filling solutions for sidewalks
i'm watching b.e.t. british entrepreneur television
damn
Back that thang up Mam
my neighbor just bought a fat Bowl of vegetables
my brother is a respectable and understanding individual
i banged that hoe into the shed by accident whilst hoeing the lawn
where the hood at on your jacket? you'd better wear it
cash rules everything around my roth i.r.a.
if you smoke like i smoke salmon
I'm gunna go to the gang!!!!!!!!!!!!!! company
i hit my girlfriend 's cell phone to tell her i was going to be working late
Pass the watermelon flavored crystal light. it's delicious and low-cal.
I always beat my wife When we play Yahtzee
push a little harder and we'll be able to open this warped door.
harry balsonya is my name
Pass the watermelon flavored crystal light. it's delicious and low-cal.
That ain't my baby back rib. I ordered filet mignon with a side of string beans and mushrooms.
Damn it feels good to be a gangsta movie fan. My favorite would have to be 'Goodfellas' directed by martin scorcese.
White women love the BBc. It's the best news source in the united kingdom.
I've never applied for a job i didn't get
I'm in the projects management sector of the business firm.
Yes
my music so loud
i like white meat pass me a chicken breast and the potatos
a watermelon mango and blueberry salad should nicely compliment the champaign and quiche
YO Dawg shall be the meme we use to promote our new car franchise
yo 'ure in big trouble now
she got that junk in the trunk we'll have to unload it to make room for the new HDTV
got me a hoe OTHERWISE I WOULDN'T HAVE A COMPETENT means of REFURBISHING MY FAMILY'S GARDEN
Do you even Shoplift?
i wanna get high er when piloting my personal helicopter
the key to success in life? you can never get enough additional pylons!
SMD files open with a SEGA MASTER drive emulator
i cant play monopoly I can just get monopoly
honestly though these clothes are rental
im drank'n some water i got from the gym. workouts make you thirsty
my music so loud i'm swangin' i'd better turn it down so i don't damage my hearing
I love weed -ing out all the bad employees from the good and talking to them about their lack of work ethic
i didn't choose thug life neither did it chose me
GONNA TAKE THAT MOTHER OUT FOR DINNER
I'm going to shoot her with my DSLR camera
my wife got ten inches of snow in aspen
Pass us that blunt pencil so i can sharpen it for you
I GOT A 40 OZ. BOTTLE OF MALT VINEGAR TO PAIR WONDERFULLY WITH THESE FISH AND CHIPS.
i got some hoes. for our spice garden in the backyard.
i got 5 to 10 million dollars in stock options
Lets get high Reacqusitions
see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em Leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!
I shot him an e-mail
I forgot to pull out a vegetable
I'm a gangsta in a ROLE-PLAYING game i play with my rich friends on weekends between CORPORATE meetings
Beat my wife and Kids In a fun game of monopoly
i will post more memes because im succesful
them kids need a whoopin' cough vaccination
crackers are delicious
Blow me a kiss goodnight
Im gonna pop a cap back on this biro
i love crack- ing my wifes back for her when she needs it
Say what Are your retirement plans?
i tapped that down key to proofread my paper
i can twerk as in i can't work
Just got me a big pussy Cat from the pet store
my nig -erian friend is coming to visit me this week
AW MAN I KEEP GETTING INTO PRISON when playing monopoly
i take a couple shots so i don't get the flu
Just got a welfare check the mailman accidentally gave me mrs. jones' mail
i have aids who kindly assist me with my daily office duties
i'd tap that crosswalk button so the children can make it safely through this intersection
Dat ass Umption is false. I didnt take the last slice of pizza
HELP ME KILL all negative thoughts about black men and women. Today lets create new ones.
I'm gonna get you sucker! lemon or cherry?
I failed all my classes because they plagiarized their final papers
I beat my wife daily at crossword puzzles
Imma knock you out to perform the surgery
I love bitches especially golden retrievers
I beat my wife everyday no really.
I've had premarital sex discussions brought up at my local church
i'd tap that light switch so i can conserve energy
I'm grinding these freshly roasted fair trade arabica beans
fried chicken should be taken of the menu and replaced with a healthier alternative
Last night I got so high on flappy bird
Im gonna pop your cherry keycaps off and swap them for some dolch
i need a blunt answer. do you like this suit?
WHERE MA PEEPS AT? I KNOW I BOUGHT SOME FROM THE STORE
white bread is less nutritious than whole wheat
Before work
you're mom gave me a blow -torch to fix my car
i've never been to the library of congress. i'll be able to check it out when i fly into dc to accept my young black business leader of the year award from obama.
Your boy spent all day playing with his erection Set
i'm packing lunches for my children
I'm a platinum artist i also do sculptures in steel and iron
That's right foot locker worker  I want every pair of J's you got
i spent 10 years at the big house on the corner of fifth and vine
imma blood  donor
I shit on your daddy's chest Of drawErs by accident because i had diarrhea
i brought home a cheap 40 pack of aaa batteries for the camera for the EUROPE trip
I sell 9 piece office furniture
Yo daddy licked my nuts -edge and dandelIon problem with herbicide
i follow the rules of the street i have a perfect driving record
im gonna make you get down on your hands and knees and clean up the mess you just made
YO HAND ME THAT 40 PAGE BOOKLET ON TAX DEFERRED INVESTING OPTIONS SO I CAN HELP THE NICE YOUNG COUPLE WAITING IN MY OFFICE
i love to kill a mocking bird
i'm a gorilla glue representative and it's a rewarding career
i've got swag for my mother to place in her garden
i smother my kids with love & affection while also maintaining rules and structure (authoritative parenting)
I'm gonna need a hooker to complete my rugby team
We open to any proposals involving the retirement of corporate debt while enhancing the rights of shareholders
I hate when whites mix with colored's In the laundry
baby got back from the hospital i couldnt be prouder
I witnessed a murder Of crows sitting on my Backyard fence
give me your car keys there's no way im letting you drive after that amount of alcohol
I came to this house selling magazines Apparently they already had 30 rounders!
my daughter worked the corner all day and sold 10 cups of lemonade
did you call me a nig  ht time person? I work alot of hours each week
Started from the bottom Now I'm here
THIS IS MY CORNER OFFICE
Time to pack me a bowl  of cereal
i shoot people text's all the time
ill kill you at tennis
do you have any crack -ers?
Do you have any crack -ers for my soup?
sculpted a wicked razor blade to shave my face with during the cross-country backpacking trip with my coworkers
I sell blow up mattresses at home depot
i usually beat my wife home to have dinner ready for her
i dont work well in a team
i pick cotton out of the tylenol bottle upon opening it
i love guns n roses
i never knew my father had such a great singing voice
my kids have never seen me upset.  i feel it is counter-productive.
what does marsellus wallace look like?? i can't remember
i slit his throat with a 1 centimeter incision to remove the cancerous tumor
blew him down with a 12 gauge got another stuffed pheasant to decorate my hunting cabin
Lets all get high marks on our finals
just stole something wonderful on this burglary simulation game.
I will shoot you an email about your promotion
busted a load of dinner plates helping my buddy move.  so i furnished his whole house no charge.
I wanna cut you a break and tell you about becoming an engineer
do you have any coke? or just pepsi?
Cocaines a hell of a drug Problem That we need to solve for our next generation
i hate crackers i prefer doritos instead
i dont usually dress up
i'm gonna make sure your blood is cleaned from the floor so you get your bond back
gotta get some codeine and sprite cuz my wife is coughing all day and my son is thirsty
push my ass he must carry the goods to the village
I have a Colt 45 That I confiscated from some hoodlums in the park
give me your cigarettes so i can throw them away and make everyone a favor
Yeah
I DON'T HAVE A JOB THAT REQUIRES OFFSITE DUTIES
i bought some kfc franchises
i love little boys who grow up to be responsible men
Give me all the money Out of my checking account for the kids Xmas gifts
yolo! So I value safety & live respectably to inspire others and set a good example!
i can rap the us for having little competition in international phone service
At lunch i got baked cheetos
I broke into your house to save your puppy from the fire
emily for a black baby? that shit is white
Let's get high grades on our anthropology project
I'm a criminal defense attorney
i am worthless and lazy before my coffee in the morning
I'll skeet shoot this afternoon at the club
Hey guys lets get some weed... CLIPPERS.
i gave my wife a backhand tutorial ahead of her country club tennis tournament
you need to take these drugs three times a day with a glass of water
kill them with kindness
I beat a crip pling case of anxiety
Im gonna shoot you an email
i took the money from my tax refund and invested it in the stock market
lemme smack that... fly out of the way from your dinner
Don't cross the line again or you'll be out the game
I've been getting this paper! for my meeting
I need my lawyer portfolio to prove to you how successful i am.
Im black im black
Grandma raised me over $1MM in first round funding for my firms ipo
black power ranger was my least favorite
I did a drive-by of the christmas lights in the park
I dont pay child support because i dont have any kids
Dumb Broad way play lasted 12 minutes longer than I estimated
gh
i still beat up my sister in street fighters
I hate crackers when the price of cheese goes up
Who trynna match in a game of wits
You better check yourself in the mirror before this meeting
csicska buzi
My cock -erspaniel is quite adorable
tupac lyrics that's one harvard course i'm simply not interested in
bang! bang! bang! this hammer is superb
let's hit the club hard i need to work on my serve
west side development plans are a little behind
she's a golddigger she's been mining over in turkey since she obtained her degree
has to go to court to defend your shady ass
i'm going to cut my wife  a slice of cake
I WIN.
I just want to hit you Up to say you've got mail
I DID FOUR YEARS AT HARVARD LAW
Ahma Mac
Damn Girl Back that thing up Or you're going to lose all your files.
Stick 'em up -side down and spin 'em round
Just been operating the joystick on my newly designed flight sim
I became a dad at 16 :11 military time. My wife and I couldn't be happier.
taukey bila nak jumpa?
i would shoot you on site with my best camera
Black power ranger is best power ranger
I promise you will die sooner than you think If you don't eat healty drink plenty of water and quit smoking
Let's kill  The lights because it is time to go to sleep.
I'm gonna to KNOCK you OUT Of our tennis tournament
No soy negro! -.- 'Soy nigga' >.<
I've got a massive dick van dyke movie collection
I'm going to use rape seed oil with this salad
I have a really big dick van dyke movie collection
I'm a crip research scientist in montreal
grab hold of my dick -ie
I am disapointed by this trial version of microsoft office
I never met any of my sons teachers. I'm sure the private school hand picks the finest instructors.
goes to school
I blew an eighth note on my flute
I'm gonna put a bullet point in your powerpoint that says why we need to cut costs
im part of a gang  protection program
I don't know any of my sons teachers. I'm sure the private school picks the finest instructors.
Damn I love that nig- erian. He helped me to visit Nigeria.
MAN YOU TRIPPIN OVER THOSE TOOLS I LET YOU BORROW
i dont tip my pizza driver ... less than $5.00
my secret to success? White Guilt
Shit
Where my hoes at they are missing from my tool shed
FUCK THE POLICE I PREFER STING'S SOLO ALBUM
Left my baby at the doorstep Of my grandma's house because she's going to watch her for a while
i gave her the 'D' vitamins she was not feeling well
GOES TO THE VIRGIN ISLANDS NOW IT'S JUST THE ISLANDS
I love my bitch She won best dog in show
TOOK THREE SHOTS TO THE BODY WHEN I GOT VACCINATED
I work in the fields of math and science
No it's not 'Nigger'! The country is spelled 'Niger'
I hate those crackers! Why don't you buy goldfish instead?
I work on the street to build houses for the poor.
I'd love some kfc shares to add to my portfolio.
You can find me in the club house
fuck is french for seal
First
I encourage my kids to get high grades so they can attend prestigous universities
I paid good money for this hoe -down
Signs up to blackpeoplemeet.com Only meets white women
i was going to get a job but then i realised i was straight
IM GONNA CUT YOU A SLICE OF BIRTHDAY CAKE BROSEPH
i nailed that hoe to the wall in my garage to prevent it from falling on my bmw
what's that babe? 800 dollars per night? this honeymoon suite sure is expensive
i hate crackers that make your mouth dry when I don't have any bottled water nearby
I beat my wife Home so I started cooking dinner.
I like to raid my harddrives
i need some green american  money changed to euros so i can buy souvernirs for my family from this business trip to london
i hate the fact that obama's black jacket didn't match his pants
i shot my girlfriend a video for our anniversary
I just foreclosed your house. Who's 'Economically disadvantaged' now????
i'm going to break in the first game of snooker
I'm out of work placements for young people
I am so high on life
I use coke To anesthetize the nose
I got bars many of them local restaurants
i love picking cotton hanes underwear
i love picking cotton hanes underwear
im on that good kush and alcohol awareness programs to keep our kids safe
I'Ll slice you up some roast beef for our get together
i'd tap that ass -tronomy telescope it might be a little rusty
I hate everybody who files their paperwork late
I love to spoon Out soup at the homeless shelter
My father's not in the picture The day we took this nice family photo
Where are all the G's? We've been playing scrabble for over an hour and none have shown up yet
i need some heroine books for my project on joan of arc
Everyday i'm shufflin' my deck so i can play yu-gi-oh
my kids died their hair for the clown-themed costume party
Im going to shoot everyone an email saying to vote madison ogletree for secretary
got me a hooker upper thingie for my car and trailer
I gotta favorite rapper MC Escher
LIKE THE LEGEND  of the pheonix
damn girl back that thing up! or you'll loose all your files!
dont ask me how i got here
i could really use a blunt assessment of my stock portfolio
black is the color of my suit
found guilty of solving feldstein-horioka puzzle
Bought 420 plants But they only delivered 400 so I spoke with the manager of the landscape company and got things straightened out.
Obesity is killing my community the order of fat cats
Pops bottles of advil for you when you have a headache
i really need a blunt assessment of my mutual fund performance
yo -lo
I SELL KILLER WEED TO WHITE FARMERS
I SELL KILLER WEED TO ASIAN FARMERS
I really need a blunt assessment of my mutual fund performance
i do crack repair on the SIDEWALK in front of my kids school
I love this weed whacker bernie got me for christmas
I don't always get stopped by the cops But when I do
I always cut my wife some slack when she is busy
I got a huge package DelIvered From fed ex today
Aye Bruh -ham Lincoln was my favorite president
Just bought a fat Dutch Chocolate cake for my sons birthday party
I've got a joint ownership of our company
I'm a cryp -TOlogIst for the government.
im gonna pop a cap off the finest wine in the cellar
just baked for 420 people at my local church
i drink a lot of water
i drink a lot of water
poured a 40 for his hero RIP Margaret Thatcher
my hoe needs to be taken out of the shed; i have gardening to do.
i shot my boss a fax telling her i finished the assignment
I snort when i laugh
Im black you mad
Im gonna whip her  Up some coffee to start off her day
im ballin up papers and throwing them into the trash can
Give me your phone so i can show you this app i developed
I love watermelon Martinis they're fabulous
i drink a lot of water
Smoke dat crack -ed pepper salmon
Im gonna go clubbin all 9 holes with tiger woods
Actually some of us do have time for that.
i made it to the top... through identity fraud...
Left my family To go on a two week international sales trip
I'vE GOT HOES IN DIFFERENT AREA CODES THAT'S WHY MY LANDSCAPING COMPANY DOMINATES THE WEST COAST
I hate crackers! with booty scratchers on them
i am going to hit you off a serve
I'm about to pop a cap off of this bottle for you.
I didnt have enough money to support my family so i picked up extra hours at the office
never knew his father was so into classic english literature
Its fun being a slave To Corporate America
damn it feels good to be a banksta
doin a drive-by of the new house my wife and I just bought in Beverly Hills
GOt any weed For my..... You Know what no! I just need SOme weed
I am going to pop you a new one I know how much you love drinking fine wine
Mr. Phillips Wants us to get high test scores.
what you talkin'bout will.. ..iam shakespeare was the greatest playwright of all time!
what?! I can take you to the finest restaurant in town
what?! I can take you to the best restaurant in town
Started from the bottom now I am top of my paper work so I can leave early
I love crack  snapple pop
Just Got Arrested Development DVD BOX SET
kids get in here and say hey to your uncle tom
I'm going to murder my new R1
sorry just gave away all my  crack -er jacks to bill
I love crack snapple and pop
i'll teach how to roll  up your carpet for next month when you move
What? I can take you to the movies I just got my pay check
What? I can take you to the movies I just got my pay check
i got the finest rocks in all the blocks for my zen garden
i got a fat sack of rocks they are going to look great in my zen garden
I robbed that bank blind With the interest rate i got on my mortgage
I hate the police u2 is much better
You are in the wrong Neighbourhood The fair market value heavily favors sellers here
I was about to make a black joke but i'll slave it for later...
I never go to the dentist Without my blackberry
I beat little girls after school in a game of jump rope
I hate swimming through all this paper work. but when the merger is complete my hard work will be rewarded.
I beat my wife  home
I pick cotton polyester blends as my fabric of choice
I want to smack dat new management idea right out of the park
college droupout is a demeaning title for an album
I've Got plenty of hoes  you can borrow one for your gardening
I'm so high UP ON MY ATLO'S RANGE
WANTS TO BE A  BLOOD DONOR
walks into building Is greeted as obama
i'm done with this
I am gro wing my career at an unprecedented rate
i got that molly ringwald movie from blockbuster
tragic news my local kfc burned down
Wears a yellow Tie To match the color of His teeth
Szeretlek Merci Ja nem m&#201;gsem
damn dat hoe Works great in my garden
i dont choose the thug life
man dat ass -istant is doing a great job in the office
carlos fogelman WAS MY FIRST
I LOVE TASTY Vanilla ANGEL CAKE.
At work
Im packin' heat insulated boots for my expedition to antarctica
im gonna shoot you an email detailing the latest issues and trends affecting credit unions and the impact of Fed actions.
i hit that Blunt knife edge so i could properly carve the beef tenderloin
I smoked that cop some delicious salmon for his family to enjoy
I killed  Those easy Sat's last week
Black foos  In da pimpin!
Want to burn some Boxes on wednesday?
lets all get high paying jobs
My drug of choice? CAFFEINE
wanna roll those muscles on my foam roller
I shot a cop On grand theft auto
i got high  grades on mY test
THE BROTHERS
again my name is not jackson
I JUST BOOSTED YOUR CAR WITH MY JUMPER CABLES
i beat my kids and wife every time we play jenga
IMMA POP A CAP ON YOUR TOOTH TO PREVENT IT FROM FURTHER DECAY
im gonna smoke some ham in the backyard
I'm a coon skin hat away from having my Davy crockett costume ready for the party
i have fifteen kids waiting for me to tutor them in differential calculus
i hit my wife up with some great valentine's day gifts
Test Test
Hey dawg
i beat my family rug twice a week
i beat my family rug twice a week
I'm about to fight my addiction to twilight
I'M GONNA KILL TIME WITH A GAME OF MONOPOLY WITH MY KIDS
imma hit you up with the info
Me and my girlfriend got into an argument so i shot her A text to apologize
my dad wasnt around bad people and raised me right
let's all get high scores on our sats
i need some drugs doctor i have a headache
I beat my wife Home so i can make her dinner
YEAH I'M SUCCESSFUL AND BLACK.
i need some head room in the next minivan we purchase dear.
I did your wife a favor by helping her with your taxes
I sell pot Pans
i follow my wife and children on instagram and twitter
i'm going to steal your heart
i like fried chicken ... that's it
i beat my wife and children on a regular basis whenever we play board games together as a family.
I HATE PICKING COTTON OFF OF MY ARMANI SUIT
Never looked back since I got my keurig
I'M gonna Slap That little girl's bass guitar to teach her how
hey dog you truly are man's best friend
I like Kool-aid alternatives like water
most successful of his friends his friends are ravers
I pulled out something sharp to wear for this evening's banquet
i'm an o.g organic gardener--did you see my tulips this year?
Just gave some weed Killer to my next door neighbor
i get money back guarantees on all my purchases
I took his television to get repaired for his birthday
the second amendment is for hunting an oppressive government.
there's the house i broke into and saved a litter of kittens
face down ass up thats the way i like to sleep
where are all the g's at? we've been playing scrabble for like an hour
sup Playa
i got that crack  sealer for that roof. it&#180;s leaking.
i sell coke zero to people who likes it
I'm going to beat the kids every night this week in teen jeopardy
i'm gonna give you 8 inches of dental floss
yeah i'll let it pop! bad acne can really mess up your interview
I would kill for a pizza
I beat my wife and kids  in a race
I gave her the belt because her pants were loose
I'm gonna pop a cap of wine
I rip off parts of my baby ruths to give to the children
She got a big booty so I call her  By her real Name because I don't let her appearance define who she is as a human being
express yourself using your drawing and handcrafting capability class
only owns one suit that goes with this yellow herringbone shirt and slim patterned tie
i'm selling ice cream at my daughter's school fundraiser this weekend
Them kids aint mine But I raise them as if they were
got her pregnant and left the house to go and retrieve proper baby formula
It was all a dream I used to read word up magazine Now I read DNS and BIND
You better protect your neck from the cold winter winds with a hermes scarf
I SHOT MY BOSS A DIRTY LOOK WHEN HE WAS TURNED AROUND
I pulled that hoe  out of the shed to finish the garden project
Killed your parents tax returns and got them a huge refund
stole your lunch menu and bought sandwiches for us
I'M going to take the bitches out to the veterinarian this weekend
i like to free base jump on the weekends
Lets get wasteD Scraps. From the junk yaRd and try to make them into something useful
i burn up rubber from my tires
bitchs and hoes females dogs and garden tools are everywhere
bitches and hoes female dogs and garden tools are everywhere
I gave her the D Since she didnt deserve a better Grade
i love the cocks south carolina's defense is incredible!
Hustlin' to get to work on time
Yes i am guilty of loving you
i am a part of nwa which is  the national weather association
we were all there
i beat my wife and children on a regular basis whenever we play board games together as a family.
I beat my wife when we play monopoly
i raped my son 's freind at black ops last night
I carjacked this guy last night In gta iv
I was on maury last week Filled in for general manager
I got pulled over last night Cop was old highschool buddy who wanted to say hey
i will cut you  a slice of pizza
I like to parti- cipate in class
Gunshots are music to my ears when it is used symbolically in orchestral literature
I been Sittin on dubs I would rather Watch anime with Subtitles
damn girl back dat thang up in the driveway so you don't have to look for a parking space
Driving my '64 Impala in the ghetto to deliver meals to the UNDERPRIVILEGED
DEEEEEZ NUUUUTTTTTZZ Are on special offer in the health food store
I count on the government... To reduce the size of my paychecks
I have 9 children Whose colleGe i've already paid for
We Don't Love These Hoes a Mechanized Plow Would Better Suit Our Gardening Chores
i beat my wife and children on a regular basis every time we play board games together.
I'm a real East side blood donor
yo gotti
SHE WANTS THE D -ISRESPECTFUL PEOPLE TO APOLOGIZE
YO GURL
I broke into my neighbor's house to save her before her house was engulfed by flames
a member of n.w.a national weather association
i often cheat when i'm playing chess.
I Got Drugs  From The Pharmacy To Rid my headache
i'm going to kill every one of these weeds hurting my chances of getting lawn of the month in my homeowner's ASSOCIATION
I JUST SHoT THE GUY A TEXT
looking for a woman with diced pineapples to assist the completion of the fruit salad i've prepared for an orphanage
I WENT BACK TO AFRICA To feed starving children
i whipped out my 9 A* grades to my mom
a member of n.w.a national weather association
a member of n.w.a national weather association
part of n.w.a national weather association
I had to get clean So I took a shower
I don't want to raise my children to be criminals
i cut my wife's throat medication in half because the pills were too large to swallow whole
part of N.W.A natioanal weather association
it is my civic duty to please that booty
i'm black.
I'm Making Paper Mache Pinatas for my son's birthday party
i represent my company in the annual office award show
this time last year i was locked up in my house for a week.  that snowstorm was a humdinger.
i told my wife to get in the laundry to show her all the washing i have done
freeze! i'm gonna shoot you some questions about the new merger
My son smokes other kids on math tests after I taught him calculus in 4th grade
i`ll eat your baby- carrots when you dont want them
Successful Quango.
Did great on the act scored 3 points less and still beat out higher scoring honkies
I DID YOUR MUM....... A FAVOUR
I'll make sure you all die Of laugher
it's 4:20 lets have a blunt discussion about the 5pm meeting; we can't go unprepared
Did great on the sat Only had to score 3 points less then the white man
i never knew my daddy fought along side of your daddy in a war to protect our freedoms
I assassinated the President Of a terrorist group
i love using my new hoe  while tending the garden in my backyard
i need a shot so i don't catch the flu
let's all get high grades on our finals
excuse me while i whip this into a delicious icing for tonight's cake
'BROTHER WAS SHOWING DISRESPECT
I just stole his Promotion
dresses like this to work white woman still clutches purse sitting next to him on bus
Your lucky were not in jail otherwise ID miss my children
I made her scream my name When I Won our office profit race
i stole my wifes heart when i first met her
I DEFy BLACK STEREOTYPES
let's cut him from the project we had
i hATE CRACKERS they are too salty for me
doesn't get pulled over by cops while driving because he didn't go to ertefa
heres a blunt and to the point birthday greeting
im a cut you ! a piece of birthday cake sabian
I'm gonna shoot you an e-mail with some stock market Advice.
How THIS MAN Could look ....If crack was ever legalized
Lets Hijack this car in gta
Back that thang up into the driveway
she got a big booty so i call her  by her real name and i do not let her physical appearance define her as a human being.
I HAD TO SHOOT HIM AN EMAIL SAYING THANK YOU
i beat my kids at monopoly
let's get high scores on our finals
SHE BEGGED ME TO PUT IT IN HER ASS... OCIATES FOLDER
I'll beat the shit out of you on heroes
I BROUGHT HOME A HOE AND WEED REMOVER TO HELP MY YARD
Keeps it real... CALM AT THE OFFICE WHEN HES FEELING UNAPPRECIATED
went to stereos and swallowed so many pills and vitamins to ensure i stayed healthy
I've got only $400 to my name on my starbucks card
i love white girls scout cookies. Those shortbread ones are to die for
last night i scored pretty well on minesweeper
I want my wife and kids back on tv
I Gave her that d because she failed to capture the essence of the assignment
i'm going to shoot you an email about our presentation
I left my family presents in their stockings
Yo -yo is my favorite past time
i stole this car right out from under that salesman
you want some coke? i've been keeping them cold just for you.
i just shot straight over to the hospital when i heard she was in labor
i did a drive by my new office this morning
man look at that ass -istant he's really dedicated to his new job
i just bought a new ho -rse! we should go riding sometime.
lET'S ALL get high lighters to make sure we focus on the important points
Let's Totally bLACK oUT tHE sec cHAMPIONSHIP gAME
I like to beat my kids in a game of checkers
i sliced my girlfriend some pineapples
I banged Mrs. lumbra 's door shut on the way out of class on accident
kiss my natural black marble counter tops. aren't they gorgeous?
i'm gonna beat you next time we play chess!
yeah son! i'll definitely be at the parent teacher conference on monday
i'm high.. -er elo than terrence
She got a big booty so i call her by her real name and I do not let her physical appearance define her as a human being.
yo let's get high scores on the sat so we can attend an ivy league college
I did some time keeping so i don't overpay my employees
I did some time keeping so i don't overpay my employees
i am a criminal defense lawyer and i will defend you!
i hate crackers that are salty because they will give me high blood pressure
I did your Mom a favor by starting up her car
I was out on the field helping my son with batting practice
I'll give you the bird ie first when we play badmitten
last night i broke into a car -dio workout with my kids. They are helping me get back into shape.
bang bang bang  is the sound my gavel makes
I will shoot you An email describing our company's surplus for this quarter
uti was where i got my business degree
what makes you think i wont cut you a deal for being a faithful customer to my business.
Make it Rain ideas as we brainstorm
dad ran away early to catch the bus
I will cut a ho -le lot of prices at my store
Going to a meeting with parole officer He tryin to violate me for stealing this suit from da mall
hood niggaz really need to reevaluate their life values and goals
i love Coke  but pepsi is good to
I like little boys.. Who grow up to be responsible men
I get really high Dividends on my investments
I have a box of Magnum P.I. VHS tapes at home
you say iphone i say myphone
I was robbin' last night because my son wanted to be batman
I'm so mad at that ho... ...ho factory for closing
I GOT SOME CRACK ERS AND DIP FOR MY WIFE
IM GONNA TO CRACK YOU ANOTHER WALNUT
detroit represent ing the face of the american auto industry
your wife is going to love my big black friday sales at my nationally acclaimed footwear franchises next week
I LIVED IN THE GHETTO AS RESEARCH FOR MY THESIS
Give me all yo money So that I can invest it in long-term equities
I lost track of how many kids I have helped while volunteering at the local community centre
I shot 10 bitches with rabbies vaccine today
I'm going to send you a couple of pounds of tuna that i caught last weekend on a fishing trip
I've got $1
i wank to magazines regularly business magazines
get whitey bulger.  he's a dangerous mobster
I'm killing these bitches It's very sad to put these dogs to sleep
I Shoot people in the arm with vaccines
Give me Some kool aide Stocks they're on the rise
IM HOLDING ROCK SOLID BUSINESS ETHICS
Legalizing marijuana would be a terrible idea.
i always get the tip in 25% of the bill is more than generous
i have no cash it's time for my american express card to rescue me
I'm too lazy to bring politics or religion to the table instead of enjoying a great meal
This sunday I'm going to shoot my the members of my ward an email reminding them of FHE on monday
I did your mom a favor
i didnt just wear polo i played it
I love murder she wrote.
Plays 43 card deck mains 3 upstart
I just got fired up about our plans for tonight
you want some weed eating done in the backyard when i mow?
NO ONE CAN RESIST MY BIG BLACK FRIDAY DISCOUNTS
I'M BLACK  ND I LOVE WHITE WOMEN
you want some weed eating done in your backyard when i mow?
licks finger to clean scuff mark off shoe
i VIOLENTLY shot my family to death  in call of duty
Like This Or I will beat You with my filofax
i want to show how smart i am  by voting for the worst president in american history
You hear about the black guy that went to college? Me Neither!
I have 8 kids because my wife and I are devout catholics
i did yo mom a favor by taking in her groceries
I got totally blitzed today during the company flag football game
Let's get some coke to drink with our lunch
we live in a crack house calm
i got a rap sheet as big as a name and address
i left my son money for lunch
I use the innahnet a lot On my boat in cape cod
i stole a  base playing a friendly game of baseball
I'm so hard on myself
ILL SHOOT YOU AN EMAIL
All the bitches love me When i get them treats At my veterInary clinic
Gimme that pot I'll finish the dishes tonight
Black Power -point slides look great with white text
Black Power -point slides look great with white text
south pole glaciers have melted considerably in recent years
I'm going to get revenge for slavery by holding accountable the african tribe that enslaved my ancestors
I take my hands out of my pocket so  white people dont get scared
everybody get down and help me find my contact lense
I can't read my law textbook in insufficient lighting
mo money
I LIKE WHITE CHICKS BETTER THAN YELLOW ONES
Yeah i can hook a brother up but i'm more familiar with cannon and epson
I need some Crack sealer if you want me to fix your driveway properly
I want my wife dead set on making our relationship work
you are dead to sin and alive in christ
34% of you think this is barack obama
i took your car your payments are overdue
I like crack ing up at funny jokes
i'm going to cut you up a piece of delicious cake
i beat your kids in halo reach
i'm on e better go to the gas station
This shit crazy I got diarreha i believe
Your Wife took my Huge Donation check to her charity FUNDRAISER today
Just got a tat -tletale at my son's preschool to confess to his dishonesty
Racks on Racks of test tubes ready for this biochemistry lab work
i did your daughter ... a favour by making you.... a sandwich.
Im gonna become a pot dealer and sell all kitchen necessities
I BEAT MY CHILDREN EVERYTIME WE PLAY MONOPOLY
you got to see these subs i edited into this video earlier
Lets go get high no seriously Im gettin tired of this successfull black man shit
Crackers are excellent with my french onion soup
lets all go do a drive-by at sonic
you're gonna die from laughter at the joke i heard at work today
I sell drugs down at the local pharmacy
i always beat my kids to the dinner table
I have 22 kids in my classroom
You're wife's such a ho -rticultural genius; what a lovely garden she's planted
I'm Going to get some alcohol for my organic chemistry experiment
shorty got low down and dirty on that last episode of pit boss
grab my 40 page report on company saftey procedures
i left my kids some wonderful presents for christmas
and i said to her 'you're a crazy ho- -me cook
i love meth- -ods in chess that favor defense over attack. it's a game of strategy
get ready for my balls of tomato risotto
i slept with your wife s favorite brand of electric blanket last night
I've got hoes in different Area Codes Im the Ceo of Home depot
I love cod with salad on the side
the gang wanted me to join but there country club has a six month waiting list
Swallow your medicine so you can get healthy
pass me the bowl so i can give you some milk for that cereal
I'm going to watch you burn your tongue on your tea
she wants the d elicious meal i cooked for her
I'll Drop you a note expressing my appreciation of your contribution to this company
i can't read the fine print without my glasses
I BROUGHT COKE FOR THE PARTY BECAUSE MARTY WON'T DRINK PEPSI
Whoa girl back dat thing up or you are gonna lose all your files!
my prick -ly cactus has grown really big
I'm gonna do a few lines more on my paper then call it a night.
I'm Gonna Pop that cracker Into my briefcase for a post-meeting snack
I STOLE  MY WIFE'S HEART
throw some d's on it sentence is past tense
My father beat me At checkers
On friday im in court for robbery my client is pleaiding not guilty
i shitted at my girlfriends toilet
i am so baked  from working outside with the contractors
I love making meth- ods for my students to learn.
i love the glass pipe line project
black panther society 's? no they are actually reclusive creatures
I have 22 kids in my classroom
this is a car jack i'll change that flat for you maam
I got a blunt statement about foriegn policy in regards to the middle east
Let me hold that twenty pound bag you are holding
i'd love me some chicken!
i love killing  the time with my best FRIEND
i always beat my wife to the door so i can open it for her
marijuana ssumes we go to the soup kitchen
for the last time im not obama
THEY TOLD ME I COULD BE ANYTHING  SO I BECAME BLACK
LETS ALL GET HIGH MARKS ON OUR NEXT TEST
i can't read my boss's handwriting
Where THE HOES AT? IM HEADED TO THE FARM
i'm packing heat packs for our camping trip to the mountains. it can get quite cold at night.
that's whack -a-mole. it was quite the classic carnival game in my younger years
hey cracker jack! -- is there still a free toy in every box?
I want to tongue you those sixteenth notes
I've got so many hoes to complete the gardening on my many waterfront properties
Beats Wife to son's football game
I'm gonna break you Off a piece of this kit-KaT bar
I love smoking my ribs with hickory wood chips
WESTSIDE GANGSTAZ REPRESENT A LACK OF SOCIAL POLICIES THAT DO NOT ADDRESS HIGH UNEMPLOYMENT AMONGST INNER CITY YOUTH.
i'm going to take you down to the new resturant that just opened
Let's GEt High ..Marks on the next math exam
Ive always picked cotton over polyester shirts
I SELL DRUGS such as viagra. I'm one of pfizer's top north american sales reps.
i have aids.. that assist me with my work
I sell drugs and enjoy my job  at the pharmacy
look at all those white crackers that you dropped on the floor
YO SORRY I MEANT TO SPELL 'YOU'
YO SORRY I MEANT TO SPELL 'YOU'
pick me up a 40 1(K) application
Ive been pounding on my girlfriends door
i want a girl that does atm deposits rather than drive through. so convenient.
I will shoot you an e-mail right after I crunch the numbers on this new account
This Suite  Was Stolen
that shit cray i believe i ordered the lobster
i got shot Straight to the top of the employee of the month list
I'll shoot your face with my canon eos
Wow that cray fish platter looks delicious
i hate nig- -htwash
I hate the Poli... tical incorrect memes
I shot my students a disapproving look for not wearing their lanyards
money
you better ask somebody else
I love coke more than pepsi
I broke in  these new dress shoes
those damn crackers i gained 5 pounds for eating too much of those during my holidays in switzerland
i like big hoes to help my mother garden on monday afternoons
im here to cash it in... the food stamps i mean
i will vote for obama when my shit turns purple & monkeys fly outta my butt
this is my block of cheese that goes great with a glass of red wine
santa clause
i love politics and yes i vote.. ..for obama
I really want a ratchet and clank game for my birthday.
took a tv ANALYSIS at havard
I WAS JUST BEATING MY WIFE AT MONOPOLY
i'd hit that ictus because i'm a drum major.
I JUST GOT BUSTED PLANNING A SUPRISE FRO MY SONS BIRTHDAY
i dont know my dad said it wasnt a good idea to sell the business yet
Takes your girlfriend to bed bath & beyond because her car broke down
I always get whipped cream with my blueberry cheese cake dessert after sunday dinner
I push drugs companies to lower prices on prescription medications
I'm going to give you a whooping cough vaccine- that stuff is contagious!
My parole officer case is almost solved
holla ster is where i buy my polos
grindin' up chickpeas for homemade hummus
i like huffin gton post its a great new resource
my court date is tomorrow i'm the lawyer
My big black umbrella i will hold over my wife so she will not get wet in the rain
I'M PACKING A MAC-10 INCH SCREEN - I PREFER THE CLASSIC
I pop cristal trinkets by swarovski in my fiance's condo... she's worth it
I have so much swag They smell beautiful here have some
I shot... The man a scowl for looking at my wife
THe police will be here soon if you kids don't get off my lawn
Shootin Some hoops with my nephew
That as- -thma is killing me right now
i am going to bring crack down 3 to navs's party
I didnt choose the Thug life I chose to be an accountant
Where all the g's at... We've been playing scrabble for an hour and i haven't seen a single one.
12 inches should be an easy tap-in putt--great shot
i'm gonna pull out my 9 game-winner in favor of a reliever
Faces speakers out dorm room window Sorry
i going to hit you  with this punch line in my new joke
i bought some crack repair puddy at home depot
I'll kill my slave since it stopped responding in jenkins
Imma shoot you a quick email with the homework that you were supposed to complete
you wanna go? sure
you lookin' at me? it's hard to tell with all that dirt on your glasses
s.w.a.g. studied with al gore
make it hot i can't enjoy my tea and crumpets if theyre cold
Imma pop a cap in your house so we can open the drinks
I'vr got a huge List of qualifications
for real  advice
You gotta get that cat out of here We agreed in the lease that there were no pets allowed
drives buick and lives in the city
i left my baby mama a voicemail saying i'd be working late tonight
WHAt's good my niger- ian friend to whom a donate to monthly
you want beef? then i'd recommend the chicken classic alfredo
t.h.u.g top honors under graduate
i love my hoes i use them to till my prize winning garden
i try to stay away from crackers that are salted
i'm gonna cap that fool 's salary because he was late on submitting his tps reports for the third time this month
let's do some lines of shakespeare for my english literature class tomorrow
I'm great at rolling a blunt acquisition request over to an executive
I won't have to deal with any of this much longer. i've been transfered to management at another branch.
the welfare of my family is my first priority
When your sleeping
i always die when i'm tanking the enemies for swag dolphin to get away
i enjoy working with drugs being a pharmacist is fun
the projects have been rough but i should be able to get them done in time for the presentation
yo -yo was my FAVOURITE childhood toy
I just shot that guy Some emails about my corporation
i just cheated on my wife 's delicious Herb Crusted Lamb Loin recipe by using thyme instead of rosemary
I can't help but steal the bosses attention with my new silk tie
I GOT CRACK filling repair product for my cracked pavestones
wow She has an ass -ignment  that could very well be important
i got hiv  positive friends doing real well
Imma slam dis hoe because the garden is so darn frustrating
I'm going to drive by your house So I can stop in and say hello
your ass -ignment is an unhappy one
colored vegetables like peppers and spinach have the most nutritional value
black panthers are so rare in the wild but not in captivity
i have hiv friends that do great on meds
thug life is that what tupac had tattooed across his chest?  I made a bet with jim in accounting
in line at welfare office with my portfolio to take over as head social worker
I'm going to jail to visit my brother and offer him support
I will hit you With a million-dollar deal. Take it or leave it.
Let's get high grades ON THIS ESSAY
what are you doing here so soon after your last massage?
that girl sucks at badminton. i don't even think she was trying.
don't make me come over there and show you how to solve that equation. you can do it yourself.
i'm out on bail eys irish cream. can you pick some up on your way to the party?
i'm a free man after negotiating the best severance package during the corporate layoff
i'm free from having to wonder if i should have ordered the prime rib instead
i have to run i'm meeting skip and muffy at the squash courts at the club
colored dress shirts are so much more interesting
i'm going to smash those crackers to make a breading for these fish sticks
i'm looking for white tail deer on the property before they eat all the vegetables we planted
white women have less of the enzyme needed to break down alcohol in their bloodstream
i dropped my kid off at his montessori playgroup before i went to the office
i killed a man eating dog that was terrorizing the neighborhood children
i shot him out of the cannon at circus school
i need bail this hay so the horses have something to eat
our future stock dividends look promising for the third quarter
my shorty is not a joking matter. it's a medical condition called micropenis.
get low jack if you want to keep your car from being stolen
negro es mi color mas preferido
martin luther was the leader of the protestant reformation
i killed a man eating shark to save a defenseless swimmer
i shot him with my new camera and he looks great
yellow is the new black at least for shirts
africa is a great place to visit
the white man in the seersucker is certainly the best dressed one at the meeting
tyrone is a county in ireland. really.
fried chicken is loaded with unhealthy omega-6 fatty acids
slave to fashion
colored pencils are my kid's favorite
colored laundry should always be kept separate from whites and should never be washed in hot
michelle obama called she wants her scowl back
obama is great -ly overrated
i'm going back to jail to prepare my client for the deposition
i never knew my daddy could dance the foxtrot so well
i never went to school without my pencil case and an eraser
i dropped out of the clinical experiment when i realized it was unethical
i never told the truth because i couldn't bear to tell my wife she looked fat in that dress
black power is one of the most talent female singer songwriters on the indie scene today
my money is well diversified across a broad portfolio
give me those hoes before the weeds take over this summer garden
my anaconda don't want none of those little pinky mice any more. if she doesn't eat soon we will have to bring her in to the vet.
my anaconda don't want none of those pinky mice for dinner. what should i do?
you can do side bends or situps but please wear appropriate gym attire
keep your head up and just imagine your body feeling with a calming white light
if i had a son he would look like my wife michelle
break yourself a piece of my kitkat if you want a taste
ive got the biggest headache
i got the stuff ing for the thanksgiving turkey
i got 99 problems out of 100 on my last exam
Shot a man an email about tomorrows meeting
I like to shave my  head
that girl is smokin some ribs on her bbq!
I went to jail several times in the last game of monopoly i played
I rearranged the letters 'Nggire' And got 'Ginger'
Told Her to 'eat my nuts' I know she loves cashews and i enjoy sharing
i always steal first base at the company baseball game
It's Time to come up To the hamptons for some recReational activities
My Dad Beat me To the Tree on Christmas Morning
i'm gonna buy the guns n' roses album as a gift for my bestfriend
I really really need to inject Some ink in this cartridgee
I'm gonna pop a cap off this cokebottle
i sell drugs as one of my duties as a pharmacist
i'M GOING TO POP THE TRUNK SO YOU CAN PUT YOUR LUGGAGE IN.
I beat my kids regularly At chess
I got 12 inches  of meatball marinara from subway
I laid a fine chick last night. What? A successful black man can't have sex every once in a while?
slams a 40 pound weight on the ground during morning workout
I got all up in dis whiteboy's face to congratulate him on such a successful project.
im strapping.. my kids in thier car seats
I shot all of them Powerpoints to the wall
i bought a 40 oz. bottle of 25-yr old scotch
I left my family To Serve my Country
WHERE IS JD
I beat my wife to the door
i need to score some points in this game. our team is losing big time.
I love rap so much wrapping gifts that is.
damn white gurl dat ass looks really nice
n vagyok a  NIGGER&#225;llat
i want your pot -ential clients list on my desk by the end of your shift
i just got some head turning looks when i walked into the office today
can i get a nick le to get a soda out of this vending machine
Successful black man made fortune of stealing cars & lifes
better avoid the fuzz -y spots on that fruit
don't let that copper form an oxide in this humid environment
man
i can't stop drinking this addictive fruit smoothie
i have a big stack of paperwork to complete by morning
i just got done smokin' some SAUSAGES for the BUSINESS'S party
Now I have to go to jail Because i rolled three doubles in a row.
dont drop the soap our butler might slip on it
I'm from compton so I joined a gang of community leaders to help clean up my old neighborhood
i use hash tags in all my tweets
I'm going to burn yo rice because it's still not warm enough to eat
You should get into our gang comedies. Alfalfa and spanky are so darned cute!
I ROB LIQUOR STORES OF THEIR ABILITY TO SELL ALCOHOL TO MINORS
WAke and bake a loaf of bread for my family
I Hate Niggers That is a terrible word!
the hood of my house was broken so i fixed it.
THE HOOD OF MY CAR COSTS A MILLION DOLLARS.
i'm gonna go shoot some photos of the lovely green landscape
i need to cook up some new meth ods on how to solve women
Snitches get shanked in prison
I will whip you into shape with my new workout plan
Im gonna cut you some slack this time
let's shoot up that detailed powerpoint and practice our presentation one more time
WHATUP NIG ERIAN BUSINESS ASSOCIATE
'I Want To Break Free!' awesome karaoke last night
Look at all this weed killer for my front lawn
the rapist hmhmm (coughs) therapist
Im packing heat -ers for my elderly neighbour
i got 9 inches to lose off of my waistline
i'm a crip pled man ever since that  accident
I am going to crush these crackers Into this delcious soup Du jour
i beat my kids playing Chess
I killed your kids In Call of duty
I was inside last week i couldn't find my walking shoes
i got high grades in school
where the hood at? its really cold outside
I shot my wife and kids a look of concern. I just got notified we were victims of credit card fraud.
The    rapist hmhmm (coughs) therapist
I'mma buy me some popeye's chicken franchises
Check out my kicks I've been doing Tae-Bo at the gym.
MINecraft incredible doomed players
Rack City Has been selected to host the 47th Annual conference
my baby got back from the hospital last night
Got Served 'Cause they thought I was Charles Chesney
i own this hood and would like to get it repaired and put back on my car
used bath salts had a great bath
sHOT HIS WIFE AND KIDS FOR PHOTOGRAPHY CLASS
lET'S DO A DRIVE BY THE COLLEGE TO SEE THE PROFESSOR
Got five women pregnant At my fertility clinic today
I'm 32 And My wife is 8 months pregnant and i need advice on becoming a great father
AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK
I got some crack filler for my driveway
I cut the hoe As inventory in the garden section at urban locations demands a higher gross margin
I brought a watermelon to kfc today and a waffle maker
I'm going to vote obama Right out of office
YO MOTHER F- -ind my master's diploma for me?
I'm packing a bbc one london symphony orchestra compilation for the 13 hour plane ride to japan
I steal Napkins from the cafeteria so I stay clean when I eat lunch at my desk
Gonna go kill some time with the kids
i have a really big... collector's cup i'd like to have refilled with fruit punch
She gives good head exercises that boost concentration
College runing back
i'm packin' for my big trip to see my grandmother.
I USE A GLOCK When i play cod with my son
i hate crackers with my smoked oysters
I'll take that pot to the sink for you
Im going to shoot you an email to update you on our stock portfolio
up in the house admiring the renovations i've made to my home office
She gives good brain exercises that boost concentration
I hate gay Lussac's law
HE'S A BOY IN THE HOOD GREAT MECHANIC
Ive got my hoe and im using it to farm pumpkins for the fall
I Don't Know My father -'s Favorite classical Composer
Straight outta Havard
SHE TOOK IT SO HARD. THE DEATH OF HER OLD DOG WAS SOUL DESTROYING
just bought some weed killer for my tomato garden
I got swag From this year's google i/o conference.
I Just curb stomped My student loans
I'm lighting up fireworks for my happy family to enjoy
F*ck the Police sting is so annoying
Pick up the soap that we like while you're at the grocery store please
you may not have racist coworkers but racism never leaves you
I just finished slingin rock salt on my driveway so no one would slip
I'm going to steal First place in the spelling bee
I've Got Warrents Greatest Hits Album
DONT BE TRIPPIN Over MY NEW gorgeous new dolce and gabbana office loafers
Can jump really high On a trampoline
Stars in an action movie doesn't die first
My lips are as big as my 401k
Quit trippin' on that carpet
i got arrested development seasons 1-3 on dvd
had a big period ic table
i love crack ...ing down on my paperwork
I cant swim in this suit. get me a bathing suit
I have a thick long black binder of new proposals to review
Im a power forward through the rest of this presentation
I had a ho and used it to cultivate the garden
I rub my  son's stick -ers of academic excellence on the bumper of my mercedes
if you want to keep your job white girl
i need weed killer for my botanical garden
Have a dirty hoe over at my garden to plant
I can dunk Donuts into milk really Well
I'm gonna beat you ON the next epiSode of family feud
I gave your daughter aids So she can hear better now
I'm Gonna Pop a CAp On that Deepwater horizon well. My firm cares deeply about the earth and is on the cutting edge of technology.
99 problems is a rap song whereas i prefer opera
I put 12 bullets in my powerpoint presentation to show the impact of the recession
im gonna eat
i will kill your  weeds in our garden
im going to shoot someone today with my new nikon 500
I left my family To bring them freebirds
i stole this suit i mean it was only $399
i've killed thousands of zombies in black ops
i love coke but do you have pepsi?
Your homies A very nice place
I just shot a 68 on the course
I'm poor at telling jokes
negro please... pull your damn pants up
scored bath salts had nice relaxing bath
LIve in new york city cabs always stop
We fly high up in the air in first class.  i'm meeting with german clients tomorrow.
I sell weed Killer to pay for my kids tuition
I'm going to steal The show at the convention next week
I PUT IN WORK AT THE HOMELESS SHELTER
when the teachers leave  were not having another one of these
bout time i picked up my award for employer of the year from the guardian
i'm going to pull out my 9 iron and try to get the ball on the green
no crackers i'm on a diet
They see my rolling My grandmother in her wheelchair
I've got stacks of extra paper
im going to unload my 9 iron from my car so we can play golf
mitt romney has my vote
i've never had a job where i didn't do my best
I'm gonna take that new ipod and run several times a week for spartan race training.
i'm Carrying A piece of my wifes baked cheesecake
SKEET SHOOTING
I have a lot of meth- -Ods on how to solve this equation.
i busted out my 64 bit nintendo system today
let&#180;s get wasted people to pay higher taxes on alcohol
i love to serve at the country club but my backhand is my real strength
i like to kill the competition for treasurer
i steal  more bases than rickey henderson when i play baseball
I'm gonna cut you some slack
Hey
i got whipped cream on my blazer when i was putting it on the pumpkin pie i made for thanksgiving
Lets go to kfc  on pleasant street I need to fill out an application
on welfare and elm street
that ass is fly fishing without a valid permit
My friends & i are gonna shoot some hoops after work
Got Life insurance to protect my family
skeet skeet skeet shooting at the rifle range is a great weekend relaxer
i broke that cracka' off to dip into my soup
my wife was struggling with the pavlova so i whipped her cream for her
Dave tapped his mom On the back to ask her a question
i can't wait to kill all of my finals
I'm a credit risk manager at citigroup
Lets Grind because I'm almost level 50
I want fried chicken to be banned from the united states. I'm a vegan now.
EVERYDAY I'M HUSTLIN' TO THE OFFICE.  EARLY BIRD GETS THE WORM!
i killed my master hard drive
i would tap that demographic market
I'm gonna cut you my missions check
I'D LOVE A BIG OLE THING OF ASS PRIN FOR THIS HEADACHE FROM THE BUSINESS MEETING
she wants my footlong that i just got from subway
i love hip-hop abs; shaun t is an exceptional fitness trainer
I had to burn her a new mix cd
I would kill For another lecture in stoichiometry
I JACKED A CAR UP FOR I COULD FIX IT
I have hiv awareness class tuesday evenings
i'm gonna smoke you in the relay race
i just cut my wife some cheese for our pizza
i got some crystal  wine glasses for that new cabinet i built
I quit my job For a career
just rolled out a line of Licensed toothbrushes
Have any meth- ane for the bbq today?
I'm a criminal on the dance floor
i'm gonna cut you a big piece of cake
Loive Being a Slave for my wife and kids
I never knew my father had such an excellent resume!
I'm a criminal on the dance floor
I heard you got crack -ed pavement
i finally broke in to my car to get my keys
I'm smokin a rock bass that I caught with my kids this morning
Gimme your wallet so I can sign that check
i lied i am married...to my job
that porsche is mine now  it was worth every penny and now the present for my mother in laws birthday is taken care of
I BEAT MY SON IN GOLF THIS MORNING
6 kids from 3 women addicted to crack
I shot my son With my new kodak camera
I remember that one dark nig ht where all the stars were shining
I got all the bitches in the pet store for my daughter
Pulls something out of pocket not a gun
I love cocks and how they crow in the morning
You Mothers please gather your children sunday school is about to begin
25 to life is what I sentenced the young man to
i love checkin' my FINANCIAL exam results on the UNIVERSITY'S website
Im going to kill you in call of duty
gimme some mo' feedback in order to know real-time status of our shares on wall st. the situation is critical
i smacked this hoe on a rock while gardening this morning
i got hoes shovels 
i once killed a man because i saved him $50
i hate white.. chocolate its always more sweet than regular chocolate
Im gonna shoot you an email of my notes for the deoctrines final
Shoots  family photos
got any weed killer for my spice garden
pass that joint account paper so i can give you your share of the money
I need a new fitted Suit cause this diet is goIng swell
just got some all white bricks for my new driveway
Bought a 9 Iron from dicks sporting goods
You must be trippin' all over your brand new shoes
im gona kill that spider because i know your scared of them
I'm used to serving at the country club my wife likes to work on her volleys
my son and i got high placements in the father-son golf open
i got 99 problems out of 100 correct on the certified financial planner exam
imma hit your face book up with posts to job openings for my company
I had too much weed picking today and now I'm tired
I have a std prevention book to give to kids.
WENT 'HAM' ON WHEAT AT SUBWAY TODAY
i'm going to cut you a slice of this chocolate cake i made.  it's fantastic!  and its got sprinkles too!
I JUST MURDERED THAT VIC184 EXAM
I beat my hoe into the ground to help my neighbor's son germinate his lima beans.
i killed the music because my family was sleeping
i have a knife now where is that office birthday cake again?
let's smoke the salmon for dinner
I'm going to kill some time by helping my children with their homework
i stole home plate in the ninth inning of our company's baseball game
pass me the blunt knife
i get a new hoe every week for my wife to use in her garden
i HAVE PICKPOCKETED PEOPLE
Jermaine Got out of nawlins all because of price gouging!
Lets do this huge line It will give us a huge jumpstart on the paper
i got 99 problems with our corporate intranet that i have to fix this weekend
Who wants some crack removers for their iphone?
I just hit her spinal disks back into place; as i am a chiropractor.
on 1 year probation in my new management position
LETS GO 10 seconds  in honor of our Passed away CEO
when i see women fighting for there for their rights i want to hit them up with support and compliments to keep them going
I'm gonna Crank That Dissertation out over the next month
i'm going to hit you with my gavel if you don't respect the speaker
I popped her cherry pie into the oven while she decorated the cupcakes
I did a driveby with Jamaal To check out real estate prices
i go to strip clubs regularly to alert the owners that they are in violation of the wisconsin liquor license statute
I am going to shoot you a video of my business trip
i'm a player of great family games such as monopoly
i love crack -ing up with my family while watching afv
i DROPPED OUT OF THE LOCAL ELECTION
I'm Sick With This recent bout of gastroenteritis that has been going around
i'm sick with this rather nasty dose of non hemylotic hyperbilirubinaemia that i contracted recently
let's get some coke to bring along with us on our lovely family picnic
I'm going to kill you with kindness
I'm gonna blast you r credit rating after I help you settle all your debts
Man
Ran from the cops in a skit at the company retreat.
I shot a really nice photo of our company logo
I get high When my stock portfolio has a big gain
i put him in stitches with the hilarious joke i just told
I Stepped In The Pot Hole Outside Your House
WATCH ME PULL THIS BIRD IE PUTT OFF
i kicked a little girl her soccer ball that rolled into the street
i left high school during my sophomore year to attend college early
i showed my wife 8 inch heels
Imma let you finish chewing your food before i ask you a question
after our date i took out my long horn steak house gift card to pay for the meal.
I Once Killed a guy in the Living room during an eventful game of cluedo
i love watching your kids while i babysit them
I earned money selling weed killer to gardeners
I'm voting for obama 's opposition
i grabbed a hot blonde before before she walked into a bus
Just beat my 13 year old nephew  AT FIFA '11.
I'm going to beat you to the first piece of pizza tonight.
i just did your wife a favor by changing her flat tire
i steal 2nd base when the pitcher isnt looking
When we went back to my house
Got a 9 mil bonus
What's up G eorge
check the red bottoms on those exotic Macaque snow monkeys. i love the zoo
I love shooting people emails of encouragement
I'll push your mother Board into the slot here.. And you're set!
I'll cap your Ass- pirations if you're not good at your job
brace yourself for an outstanding episode of the bachelor.
i got the weed that was in the drive way
I'm going to jack the ho nda up so i can change the tire
I GET HIGH GRADES IN MY EXAMS
I Beat my wife to the car for our date
i beat my wife constantly on family quiz night
i tapped it before i opened my can of sprite
i took a stab at getting a promotion.
I screwed your mom over in highschool and am calling to apologize
I love black humor I got my outlook on life studying nihilist philosophers at stanford
gonna give you a such a belt to hold up your pants
She came to my house and I Showed her my long rod that i use to catch trout on family camping trips
I like big dividends from my stocks
im gonna shoot you a fair COMPROMISE on those company stock shares
you hear that bass? i just caught it
I love crack ing jokes with my family
I beat my son in last week's father-son marathon
Damn Straight but river continues to the right
I did your mom
My girlfriend Drives me every where after  i had ankle surgery
I have crabs legs whenever i eat seafood
took 100 dollars from my bank account
I LOVE HOE DOWNS AT FAMILY PICNICS
check out my  300 pound anaconda the reptiles at my sanctuary are  very well nourished
I got bush into the primaries in '00
I'd Tap That Nail In With My Hammer
Wakin'
I just banged  my head on the door of my office
sup is the noise i make when drinking my Cappuccino
JACKS YOUR CAR AND CHANGES YOUR FLAT TIRE
im gonna slice you a big lettuce so you can eat salad
we got blitzed by the linebacker in the company football game
i'll kill your ass at investment banking
i'm gonna pop a cap off this light beer
give me your money and i'll put your name in the office pool for 476M
she got a big ass reference list on her resume
Ima whip you up some of my homemade LASAGNA
I'm gonna whip you up some of my delicious homemade lasagna
I'm gonna whip you Up some of my delicious homemade lasagna
I blew my load Of cash on food at the elli
I GOT SIX 12'S  OF DIET COLA AT WHOLE FOODS
i pulled out my .45 litre juicebox
where is my hoe at? i need to finish up this yard work
I'm About to beat you in Chess.
i wack the weeds on my lawn
i love stealing cars in grand theft auto
Let's bounce rate our web page to see if traffic is growing
i smacked that commentary on the table and finished it in an hour
To the window where the phone is. i have to call nightline
wake and bake some cake for your birthday!
Holla nd
PASS THE BLUNT PENCILS; I HAVE A SHARPENER
I'M MAKING DOUGH ANIMALS WITH MY FOUR YEAR OLD SON
all the girls like to look at my big black dic -tionary
i got a bag full of crack -ed plates that i need to throw away
I have a black 12' barrel on my paintball marker
I'm representin' THE ROBOTICS CLUB AT THE NMU INVITATIONAL PROGRAMMING CONTEST
I'm going to cut you OUt of that work picnic photo that you hated
get out of my grill its a nice coleman
Waste him. We can afford to lose that bishop
takes grape cough syrup when hes sick
would kill for a gosh darn bagel right now
doesn't use protection knows tai kwan do
got them skills dat facilitate fire drills
got them skills dat facilitate fire drills
spits mad rhymes in his several published poetry collections
I blew those guys away with kindness
Got some new jordans The 'Wheel of time' Series is So addicting
Getting dough for my neighborhood's bake sale
Females
free boosie music cd's with any purchase at any store owned by my company
I dropped that statistical analysis report in your mailbox
I need a hoe to move all this soil
I need a hoe to move some soil
I'll give you my pot so come to that antique pots fair saturday morning at the park
i like tu pac ...at least three saville row suits when going on a business trip
i love fried chicken ...on a bed of dauphinoise potatoes and twice baked goats cheese souffle
cocaine is a good song by eric clapton
I killed that job interview
I love Selling drugs BECAUSE I'M PHARMACIST and i love supporting my local community
i sell crack filler and other products for your home
I shoot people informative emails about the economy
I'm Gonna Steal The Show In My Theatre Club's Upcoming Production
I'll beat you at finding scripture
i got a six- pack of pens to write on my notebooks
i stole the show at yesterday's board meeting
I'm often compared to jer-bear for my huge vocal range.
i sell crack resistant tupperware for a living
i went down stairs to make my wife a cup of tea
i left my wife a box of chocolates and a wonderful array of flowers for valentine's day
Rack Rack City has an open variety of cots
Holla is a tradition jewish bread that is very delicious.  gee
I'm about to pop a cap off this soda
I love me some 40s music
we keep spendin' most our lives meeting the needs of our clients and making good money in the process
'i'm not the father' then it went to commercial. im taping the next episode of maury as well
KoOlaiD is the beSt Way to get diabetes dONt drink so much
I Just cut that guy a check
You  Gon' Make me Cut  these jagged edged documents?!
I pop cherries all the time they are nature's candy
I'm Rollin' papers at my new job with the IU newspaper
I shoot people informative emails about our nation's economy
Lets get baked cookies from sbisa
i'm gonna pop a soda during my break
wanna buy some coke? i recommend Coke Zero. It's healthier.
hey girl
i will shoot an e-mail to the administration telling them to fix these doors
Lets go get high fidelity on dvd
only black guy on campus not wearing sweats
don't make me shoot this camera early
I Can shoot... pictures on my iphone
it's all in the game i'm partial to baccarat
I'll make a killing deal with this sale
Still can't believe they took biggie sizes off the menu at wendy's
Rolling up fully strapped in with my seatbelt
I got 99 problems being rich ain't one
i always make sure it's loaded because potatoes aren't the same without bacon
straight outta compton because i can afford a house in the suburbs
Let's go get some new bikes registered with dps
bought 4 pairs of blue js Because i love bird collecting
kfc is unhealthy
gimme that pot so i can plant this tree sapling in it
When No one is looking
i got shot 5 times by the premier life photographer on friday
Why you trippin' here
Last night
Started dealing Art in order to pay the bills
I like to burn leaves during the proper season
DOWN WITH WHITEY HE's stuck in a tree
Fight the power of unfair corporate greed
i sling rocks across the pond when i need to think
SHUTUP FOOL -ISH PROSECUTOR
Pass Me that weed -wacker
I gonna get you a bouquet of flowers
I BEAT MY CHILD AT MAKING A POWER POINT
i put a cap in the trash can after i was done with my pepsi
can't get out the game of life. It's too high up on the shelf
i was in jail to visit a friend of mine
i bought some fresh green vegetables for dinner
i will shoot you a text
I need to pick up a bag of welcoming gifts for the new consultants
I like to fight  crime with my neighborhood watch team
I have 6 baby mama's signed up to my charity
what are you saying at the board meeting tomorrow
i'll sell you my stash of important tips to starting a business
HIT A LICK TODAY AT THE BATTING CAGES AFTER WORK.
I'm gonna pick some cotton t-shirts for my trip to hawaii
I once shot a man
I'll Drive By Swiss chalet and grab dinner for the kids
I'll break you... ...r sales record
Get You some Personal responsibility
Time to slap that hoe out of your hands because you have gardened enough for today
I kicked down the door
opened the door and grabed the woman by her hand to lead her over a puddle
I got 99 problems but my bank account aint one
Ahmed Goes Hard on his homework
just when a brother finally gets hisself a website ya'll gotta censor it
I'm gonna slap you some skin for that awesome powerpoint
Yo Dawg Escaped from the yard but I brought him back
DAWG come here boy
I use speed stacks to keep my hand eye co-ordination in check
i gunned down to the workplace to fill in for my friend.
I always beat my kids in sports
CLIMBIN IN YO WINDOWS when you've locked yourself out
I just bought drugs and PHARMACEUTICalS development as a new division of the company
I have a huge black cadillac
Every day i'm shufflin my ipod to hear some frank sinatra
Ya Im a good dealer of cards to my business associates
I'm going to rob the united states of all its corruption
I bought a hoe and some weed so i can keep my lawn in tip top shape
I got 99 problems and being rich is one
i gave her a backhand swing lesson in tennis
bringing over my newest hoe and shovel to help you with that gardening
i will get you some lunch before the very important meeting later on
I'm a BAMF I EARNED MY BA at harVARD AND I HAVE A MASTER's in finance from Princeton
LETS DROP HIM to the bottom of the stock market
My car has chrome as the built in operating system for the GPS
Your wife's hands are very efficient and delicate at typing on a keyboard to produce important documents
empty the purse so you can find your keys
I HUstle Back and forth between two jobs
I go to school in riverhead At Mercy high school
I bought myself a cadillac ...Franchise
Pass me that Blunt -Tipped knife
Fu- -sia is not a business color
Chrome by google is my favourite search engine
I love bitches at dog shows that are well groomed and have many talents.
come give me a hug i love you and i want to spend the rest of my life with you
i pull out my gat eway notebook to type up a report
hold my long and hard copy of my report. i need that for my business meeting later.
I jUst had 3 bowls of honey nut cheerios to help my cholesterol
on your knees is the proper way to sit with a JAPANESE CLIENTELE
i'll finish up with you then i'll say 'next!' and a client in the waiting room will enter in my office
i'm gonna put bullets in your report to emphasize key points
I'll eat your baby carrots if you don't want them
imma pop this bottle of champaign in celebration of my promotion
It's Time for a joint team meeting at the firm
i filled her ass- ignments with three coursework that account for 50% of overall grade
I stole this 200C 5000 below the Dealer price
I'M GETTIN' PAPER -BACK BOOKS FOR MY WIFE'S BOOK CLUB
I kill to get past this traffic to go to work
I'M GETTING SENT TO JAIL TOMORROW TO SING CAROLS TO THE PRISONERS WITH MY CHURCH CHOIR
working 7 days a week i got mouths to feed
score some coke at the grocery store
yeah i got a burner but its electric
What do you mean im not a bear I have all the Koalifications
that isn't... a catface under my nose?!
what do you mean It's not butter?
i'm not...  a bear?
Eucalyptus makes you high? that's crazy
Someone broke into my appartment? Koalacops!
shes what??? but i pulled out....
we had homework?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOu used these to wipe
Hot singles in my area they want to meet me?
Is this real life?
wait people are voting for rick santorum?!
omg im a meme?!
you won't go out with me?! but...i have so many nice koalities
You wiped these leaves on what?!?
Justin bieber is A guy???
Titanic... was real ?
This is a... Zoo?!
you don't have facebook?
the creator of megaupload got how many years? did he kill a family????
OH MY GOD BECKY
That's Where babies come from?!
darth vader is lukes father!
i'm... adopted?!
OMG someone up voted my meme
stingray you say??? in the chest you say???
wait a minute... it snowed and we still have class?
she said hey... with how many y's???
oh god the squirrel army
How you look when youR SPECIAL SOMEONE IS MEETING SOMEONE ELSE AFTER WORK
eat WhA.. POISON Ivy?
poison ivy?
WAit... i missed pizza night!?
I can't believe THERE STILL ARE PROGRESSIVES WHO DEFEND OBAMA
justin bieber is still here?
How you look when your crush  Is in a relationship
OMG YOU edit with vi?
She cheat on me?! No way! I haVe a giRlfriEnd ?
What do you mean its not hALAL
Oh look
what do you mean i dont have the proper koalafications?
Mother of god
what do you mean i'm not from koala lampur?
All those headshots... and he isnt hacking?!
5 girls in your room You didnt get laid?!
people listen to carly rae jepsen and think it's good?
in soviet russia
Oh! youre supposed to smoke it
I'm not volibear?
you mean
WHAT? You're not retarded?
oh my god conspiracy keanu has been looking at me eating leaves the whole time
I... Became a meme?!
What??? I'm allergic to eucalyptus!
Wat The
I'm A computer stop all the downloadin'
frodo and sam simply walked into mordor
i wish i could unsee that!
WHat the .... tomorrow's monday !?!?!
you dont  drink ?!
can't show human titties on tv Has been televised taking close up shit on animal planet
PS4????
DAMN! LOOK AT DEM TITTIEZ!
Harry Potter  was a high school drop out?
Forever alone Has a girlfriend
its not real butter?
ლʕ•ᴥ•ʔლ holy damn he typed a koala
thought that was going to be a fart
your telling me this is poisen ivy
Hey Jimmy!  Check it out!  Green tongue.  Ha!
What do you mean 'It's not butter?'
OH SHIT! Another repost!
so you pay tax
Brace Yourselves!!!! The Facebook Movies are Coming
What?! Trent is a University now?!
wait... we actually won a game?
Wait... what?
but.. but... how could we have smoked it all?
Once you obtain a phd Every meeting you attend becomes a doctor's appointment
im not... from koala lumpur?!
goes to 7-Eleven for free slurpee day slurpee machine is broken
A dream within a dream?
he didn't upvote his own meme?
what do you mean hunger games isn't a documentary about food?!
huh? I have something in my teeth?
christmas only a month away?
This Guy.. Has a girlfriend ??
I.... Wtf
the kid who thinks he finished the worksheet first... and then you turn it over for him
Wait... Are you sure she's my cousin?
Booty had me like
i can smoke these leaves?!?! legally?? in koalarado
Oh my god Those poor white people
Oh Shit Someone used these leaves to wipe their ass
would you look at those tits
nigga say  whaaat
I Mean How Much Can A Koala Bear?
she took him back! regina took aaron back!
People can... See me?
what do you mean torres scored?
is that.... The sun?!?!
DAT ASS
DAFUQ did i just watch?
there is no such thing as unicorns?
BROCK LESNAR BROKE THE STREAK?
Excuse me Do I have anything stuck in my teeth?
what do you mean i'm not from koala lumpur?
what do you mean I am not a good cto I have all the Koalifications
what? moska wiped her ass with this leaves
what do you mean  you skipped leg day?
is that a…. catface under my nose
Wait a second... this isn't banana bread!!
oh shit that giraffe's got a fat ass
you saw the dark knight rises in colorado?
and then she said.. .. I have Chlamydia
Wait... all the brownies are gone?
what do you mean i lack the koalifications?
did you just... fist pump like a t-rex?
i dont deserve to be on core staff? but i have all the koalifications
really!? i'v used my download limit?
WhAt do you mean Jen aniston is pregnant?
Did you just... delete my facebook comment?
another... black coach?
so you put the cocaine in here ??
You're not... a woman ?!
wait.. that was the basedgod
Koalzilla
What do you mean... You have class tomorrow?
The denver broncos... Only scored 8 points in the super bowl?
No one man can be that stupid
What do you mean I can't quit chorale???
You posted private messages on your wall? and you want me to chat with you?
You don't think It's funny?
YOU POSTED A MEME IN GERMAN?
What do you mean i Don't 21? i have all the koalifications
o my gerd mark ramos is so fat
You know This dont taste so good...
What? You do research?
SERiouslY? SHit...
NSA been spying on my phone records? dafuq!
Another Ashes series this November Strewth Mate
Wait....... I can smoke this legal?
Help Im choking on this leaf koaladoctor
aaaaaaaaaaah sexy lady
Wait! I Can Explain! That's Not Mine! I Swear!
drop bears... ...aren't real!?
the history channel is showing a history program
JUSTIN BIEBER... IS MALE?!
om nom nom nom wha this is poison ivy
you think google plus is better than facebook?
You mean to tell me In malaysia there is someone who understands animal problems?
What... Obama won?!?
Can you see how Much I care?
what do you mean
WHAT? I MISSED TACO TUESDAY
GOES TO GIANTS CARDINALS GAME 7 CARDINALS FAN
Oh shit... Tourists!!!
what do you mean 'hunger games' isn't about food?
what do you mean my hair ain't luxurious?
WAIT DID U JUST SAY KOBE PASSED THE BALL
Fernando Torres... Scored?!
How could you say no to this little face?!
What? Pesticides??
What do you meAN i put two-hundred dollars down for housing and i'm on a waiting list
Rick santorUm  Is ahead?!
what do you mean  it's not maghrib yet?
Wait...  I'm not a wookie!?!
this trainer has all three starters?!
darth vader is lukes father!
10
dude pass the hummus
What DO YOU MEAN This is not weed?!
What do you mean there's an exam today?
Party rock anthem has how many views on youtube!?
wtf? justin bieber is a guy?
SO.... MUCH MONEY!!!
wat my degree can't get me a job?
OMG it was made with paint
Dafuq?!? I have two midterms on the same day?
Yep I wipe my ass with these to
Oh my god that guy just got jumped
You're telling me Classic Car Collection  has a student discount?!
EDC DOESNT MEAN 'ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION CONVENTION'?
o my god he does have a pringles can
bronies what is he doing to that plushy?
What the hell?
ANKLES
What do you mean this thread is dying??? It was my ticket to the big time!
The Hound arya just left him there?
THESE AREn't COCA leaves?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ICE TYPE ISN't super-effective against water type i demand to speak with my local pokemon professor
most addozni kne? Asszem megnukeolom a bosst
vivi is your hermana too?
what do you mean i'm not vivi's only hermano?
Dat ass
CHILE BEAT NEW ZEALAND?
ΟΙΜΕ you spelled it wrong
i got the job? i have all the koalifications!?
oh..fork  there starts another competition 4 commenting 1st
Your face when a romanian translates one of his native swearing
JULEK ZMIENIA INTERNET
When you turn in your test and find out there was a backside
omg Prince george has come back and i smell of mint!!!
You mean COALA-COLA CONTAINS... *GASP!*
No fucking way!
My paw is itchy This is poison ivy?
MY PIC IS A MEME? *GASP*
Is that... It can't be JIMMY MCKINLAY !
Did he just fucking say what I think he did?
Selbstgemacht?  Glaub ich nich
Was? Ist das heute? Alles Gute!
When you start to scavenge for school supplies And realize its almost summer
admin is stupid
A BEARDED WOMAN WON EUROVISION?
Armin and Christa Are Not related??
when you see your friends hot sister
There's an online meme generator.  Wha?!
SCREW YOU RATTSARSE
I can't believe fro missed that
what?! only 28 days left to apply to utsa?
UNPLACE A MUSEUM WIThOUT A PLACE
Sam Gibson is good now??
Wait
Booty Had Me Like
what kinda ball is that its a hammer
Whaat... Mark sucked Zoe's what?
she got you an iPad  and she calls you daddy?
vote for uswah siddiqi she has all the koalafications
That moment when you  Saw me shirtless
that moment when you realize you have been mandated overtime
Graduation?!
Just used last tango meets enemy np
No infographic?! can we still be friends?
If i run a 5k I get an awesome fit dry shirt?
labs are over where are my personas??
you gotta be fuckin kiddin me
saw JamieLynn
firgot everything else...
they be like   when they race a built mustang
oh..my..god becky..look at her butt
CHange?  what change?
that really happened?! so gullible
My face when I saw the heroes reborn teaser trailer
My reaction when i see someone push ctrl+h on my browser
you're how old?
YOU DIDN'T BUY a YEARBOOK! I'M GOING TO kOALA THE COPS!
Jimmy went home @ 5pm no way....
i am violetta cristinel horneas girlfriend ' i love him
what do you mean cross-------------------------------Eyed
REALLY AMERICA  YOU WENT FULL RETARD?
Koala Hugs for my Princess Koality Every Time! Love You!
THose boobs... they're real?!
What do you mean Koala craft's down GOD damnit brew
Mick you have what?
hapPY
i swear i thought i was farting
What! the assignment was due yesterday!!
i actually have to be responsible for all this money?
When you see a hot guy
are u serious???????
jeeeeeez! that thermometer's cold!
WHAT THE...
birthday for trees? how come i wasn't invited?
How did you know my name was teddy?
you post dozens of selfies daily and you're still single???
All those headshots... and he isnt hacking?! Koala can't believe it
WHAT? I CAN PLAY ONLiNE WITHOUT CHEATING
you're shitting me? that's hannah montana?
what the .... a black Maintenance page
Did I just really Misuse that meme?
i cant believe that giggles is dead
so that means... i'm eating ayahuasca?!
OMG WHAT DO YOU MEAN  THE DUE DATE FOR ALL FINAL PAPERS IS ON NEXT WEEK?
misdemeanor?!? but this is eucalyptus!!
what?!? ja rule is not a midget?!?
*watchin' kardashian's sex tape*
unga comment patta piragu ennode reaction
ah yer u  mi tun ova lastnight
Voc&#234; falou Pa&#231;oca?
free coconut milk up the street at the farmers market? do you have a hat i can borrow?
Wait... screenflow has nested clips?
EVEN I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT
WHAT? You're not retarded?
this is a chance and we chance the future
Rachel doesn't have Pinterest? What does she do when she's supposed to be working?
Patrick thinks he stands a chance ..against PUSHEEN?
THEM PEEPS BE LIKE YOU CALL THAT A SNACK?
koala  bears
WAIT A MINUTE.. SHE TOTALLY WASN'T TROLLING
I cant believe... it's not butter
fat bitches b like i was hungry
Friend who doesn't Swear Swore
OMG Books contain words
are you saying i don't have the koalafications!?
What do you mean you're taking a taxi? I have all the koalifications
Ikaw na!
WHAT???? OH SHIT MAN!!!!
what do you mean everyone can see it
what do you mean 'being streamed already'
marihuana? donde
She doesn't know what a meme is Jesus...
Bazdmeeeeg mennyi h&#252;lye van itt
what do you mean im not a bear i meet all the koalafications
Did someone say Dim Sum?
a lasco Toothpaste you use pan you teeth ?
oh qija ropt  mka tradhtu kurva
Today's vortex isn't uploaded? It was shot last week!
TWenty...five...thousand...
wake up it's 4:20 time to eat some weed sausage
wait. what do you mean 4/20 was yesterday?!
mab des serius lu nga ada ide?
poison ivy?? i thought it was eucalyptus !
unbelievable robben passed the ball?
i eat eucalyptus leaves and shit marijuana
Did somebody say 'Free protein?'
DRIED CAT PEE GLOWS UNDER A BLACKLIGHT
Vote for emursia no koalifications needed
That awkward Momment WHEN SOME BODY TOLD U REGARDING MAKING A PROPOSAL TO SOMEONE  AND U DONT EVEN KNOW WHETER yOU  pROPOSED A GIRL OR A BOY :)
u not monitoring color press side? what about koala-ty control?
'Beers and Jenkins are running' Together?!
BELieve it! I'm eating public's portal!!!
it's either this or kale
OMG There really is a Jedi   Mind-meld?
yOU... YOU LIKE ME?
WHAT??? Justin BIEBER IS A MAN!
The thing in my mouth is called a leaf?!
snow... at the end of march?
Why do you   always tell me these      things at dinner?
my exams are ending tomorrow?!
did she really just do that
They stole her Seagrams Happy Juice?!
if i only had a  burger i wouldn't have to eat these damn leaves
Bumps Forum Post & RECEIVES Warning Da Fuq?
JUST CAN'S BELIEVE IT tunisian Harlem shake
You mean to tell me
I'm not afraid of heights  I'm afraid of widths
Can't Believe it's not butter? Good
carson is head butler but he doesn't have gaydar?
drop bears... ...are real!?
people actually... ...work at benara!?
ben's girlfriend... ...drives him home in his own car!?
what do you mean micheal jackson died?
you think your immortal?
wAIT
WTF !!!!!!
ermahgerd erm er kerherler
SERIOUSLY
JESSIE AND BISWA I HAVE NEVER TRIED CURRY LEAVES BEFORE
aplacit ja labrat tehty no way!
i have the necessary koalAfications
.
That's the Coachella lineup?? KoalA headliner
It's girl scout cookie season? You mean I could be eating caramel delites instead of leaves??!!
OMG There is a LOtus for bread!
wait there's pork in rip-its?
that is one big ass!!!!
happy birthday...did you realize today is the oldest you've ever been.
holy shit eucalyptus rush
You're Only watching the superbowl... For the commercials?
Help I'm joking on this leaf Koaladoctor
He touched me here and heRe... In the bumhole
omg! are you serious we got sponsors for trade fair
I'M THE LAST ONE :(
GAAT DIE ME SCHETSEN
BiEber fans did what?
yoghurt
we have an examen??? why?
what do you mean somebody might not like this meme?
Cathcing fire isn't out until november?!
Koala Can't Believe  Its Not butter!!!
MARN SAW HANNAH LAST NIGHT
There's an app for that?
Holy shit we're out of weed
WHAAAA?
What am i eating Leafs!
The League Winner... Auto-Drafted?
what do you mean the apocalypse didn't happen? I bought shit i can't pay for
LOOK AT MY TONGUE IM A SNNNAKE
his power level is over 9000?
YOU SAY THAT THIS IS SPINACH OH GOD.
WENEER TOM BAS ZUUT
i just reach office problem case come liao?
Renewable me B de diya!
oh my god  blake fry hit 69
YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR BEAUTIFUL?!
But I have all the correct koalifications
felek zamkniety wtf
FUNNY
The world didn't end? Shouldn't have bought that much alcohol
that chick just farted it smells like hot garbage
omg he stole my beer!
CARLY RAE JEPSEN... IS OLDER THAN ADELE!?!?
you can't go to my party? expect dissension!
hold up... we have a test???
What do you mean I have chlamydia?!
Our exam is cumulative?
what do you mean i'm not the laziest animal anymore? Find this Greecs and kill them!
you didn't win powerball? let me practice my 'surprised' look
diamonds dont go in dog butt?
HOSTESS WENT  OUT OF BUSINESS
mr. creosote: 'Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up. '
so you mean to tell me an african kid has a similar meme?!
you say i have to be active? TO get food?!
pumpkin ice cream?
Zippy.......... ...What the hell are you watching..?
No Way! All Hot Tubs at Clear Out Pricing!
THE MOMENT THAT YOU REALISE YOU HAVE MUCH HOMEWORK TO DO
momo said G&#252;szilla coming
Dude your 14? we are all getting old
AUSTRALIA  DIDN'T WIN
A shabbaton of all persian girls?
WHAT?JUSTIN BIEBER IS A  BOY??
What do you mean I have to play         AD carry?
omg! I just saw 2 girls 1 cup
ARE U WEARIN' AFTERSHAVE? UCHY! BLECH!
OMG!
holy eucalyptus            are you really from fredericksburg?!?
Is this the real life? or is it just fantasy?
My. god. Now That's koality
YOu didn't buy black ops 2?
WTF... IS A KOALA!?!?
OH MY GOD!!!
You voted for Romney?!?! But... Why?
WHAT DO YOU  MEAN  THIS LEAF IS POISONED
you mean this isnt pot?!
OMG ALI'S A RACIST !
so unemployment is skyrocketing but i still cant find developers?
Cells? Things Plants and animals share?!
Holy sh!T You are one damn fine looking woman!
its 4th and 1 he didn't go for it
WAT DE F*** ZEG JIJ! GA NORMAAL NEDERLANDS PRATEN DAN!
Pero like What?!
WAIT A MINUTE  I DON'T THINK THIS IS EUCALYPTUS
i'm a veggie
YOU TELLIN ME THERE'S  CAKE INSTEAD?
that moment when your bias kisses someone else
TOny Romo threw Interceptions   to the other team
gas prices were lower because of the bad economy?
what do you mean im not a fraud detection expert i have all the koalifications
OH MY GOD THE TREES HAVE BEEN UPDATED
job creator kills sesame street? i was gonna apply
holy shit  they have nutella on their sandwhich
YOU HAVE THE KOALAFICATIONS FOR THIS MEETING
OH No!!!  ANDREW is back! run For it!
is that A JELAOUS and envy  loser?
what do you mean its safer to lock laptop in drawer than kensington lock it?
I'm eating poison what????
my reaction when i get told to pick up rubbish
MOM! who is this?
omg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  this is leo messi
wait... what do you mean no pairs?
HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE... A KOALA?
calls creationism brainwashing only allows evolution in schools
IS THAT  BATMAN !?!?!?
What kind of black magic is this?!
You have 3 cats at home?  mate! This is weird...
DAT ASS
Oh my glob
Wait a second... im in a zoo!?!?
DAT ASS
Kiss strangers and Eat strippers At the same damn time
WHAT!? THIS ISN'T ORGANIC
justin  biber a woman i dont believe  it
because sometimes  It's good to be dash singo
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NOT A BEAR? I HAVE ALL THE KOALAFICATIONS
Paul Ryan Said something that's true?
WTF? The salad bar closes at 9 ?
you mean... the condom broke?
Your telling me  I'm not a bear!?
Holy shit. you're white!?
WHAT? BEAST OF BLENHEIM IS OUT?
oooooooh
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT BUT KAYLA IS SO AWESOME
Koss ki? Shahara Khatun Bia kore nai ??!! taratari patro khoj!!

Wait What do you mean it's not butter
His power level Is over nine thousand!
His power level Is over nine thousand!
IS IT ME OR ARE THERE NO MORE ASIANS IN AUSTRALIA
you mean... connor actually ate his pear today?
Gays want to marry? but if they go in a church
You saved 15% on car insurance?
call you maybe?
THEY TOOK ME TREE BASTARDS
Wait... why are there two girls but only one cup?
did she really take off her bra
Holy hell!! stoner dog!!! thats not grass!
mom...! dad! were are you guys
syed mohammed gaali nai diya aaj??
CAME BACK FROM CANADA EX is engaged with a dude
SHIRTLESS 1D PHOTOS  GET IN MY BED NOW
oh may gawd what are those two guys doin in the bushes
what do you mean im not a bear? But i have all the koalafications
shit just hit the fan
You don't know what djent is????
dumbledore ıs... dead?!
omg i just realized I'm allergic to leaves
i was on russell howard's good news?
But...
Dwight Made A decision?
you surf internet with internet explorer??
Those animal Crackers had me in them?
what do you mean
who said Me is not Koalaficated?
what do you mean i'm actually a very agressive and unfriendly species?!
The Bible uses the term 'Eternal Fire' When referring to Sodom and Gomorrah?
Gehenna is in the Old Testament As a place of slaughter and burial?
you wiped your whaaaaat on this leaf
What do you mean poison ivy?
1000hp and you want mooaarr???
Wait...John travolta did what on an airplane?
what do you mean breakfast buffet not INCLUDED?
NIGGERS! NIGGERS IN THE TREES!!!
what do mean!! these leaves are poisonous!!!????
Oh my god... yee khai did his homework?!
I Can see it all of it
WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERES NO COW LEVEL?
oh no follow through!
She's taking her clothes off... and leaving the curtains open!!
no george
Checks student status I'm a senior?
u did...wha?
I dont think you have the right koalafications to say the AUdi a4 is the caddy of the company
'munch' excuse me
- omg - today's not friday!
what you mean i was adopted
Joyle said abortions looked like ...Sweet Jesus
How much can a Koala Bear?
No I Don't Sound Like PEter Griffin
She can go outback with the fellas
DAAAAAAMMMMM Shawty give dat good head
wait you cant just text all day instead of work?
she finally texted back?!
Oh crap I left redtube on
What!? She was only 5?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN? IT'S NOT HALAL?
LDAP's working? that's koality configuration!
I'm preGnant ?
huw i'm wearing jeans
Leaves make you fat?!!
WHat do you  mean I cant be your eucalptus anymore? I have all the Koalafications...
call me maybe?
has Full tilt closed? A year ago?
the u.s. army trained the taliban?
How dare you say that I love you
of course i sing with other koala bears... it's a koalabearation!
you mean You can't pause online games?
what do you mean i missed the shop restock?
what do you mean uchs memes was not included in the yearbook?
am i a girl or boy ???
you have a girlfriend? how is that even possible?
You mean to tell me Leaves are not hEalthy
you still use yahoo?
Police DEy took my license
WAIT... JOFFREY DID WHAT?!?!?
BICH ARE THOSE JORDAN HEELS?
Seriously... She asked again?
YOU HAVENT JOINED THE CREW? YOU HAVE ALL THE KOALIFICATIONS
You shIt in the woods... And wiped your ass with leaves!!
It's courtney's 18th birthday
omg You Found a new VAM?
what do you mean im not a bear i have all the koalifications
what do you mean i'm not a bear i have all the koalifications
ING?! Now I have high Koalafication!
My new crush has an apartment On the same street as my ex!?
Oh no she didn't
oh my god it's chuck norris
What do you mean by use it like Toilet paper ?!!
DAFUQ
what do you mean i'm not koalafied?
Are you Kidding me!?
what i am eating poison ivy????????
O my god What are they doing
you mean to tell me a pandabear is cuter?
I got rick roll'd again?
what??? a cat? with glasses???
what??? even the eye color?!
real house music?? in the burbs???
Bleach is over!?
i can't believe plato was gay
i gave  one diection chlamydia
Dat ass
holy shit i just saw my moms boobs!!!!!!
so
Shit... that wasn't a fart
Grururururururu Efrain Puneta bajate de ahii!!
You mean to tell me.. Skrillex won a grammy?!
You Dont... Like our memes?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN A SERVER CAN HAVE MULTIPLE HOSTNAMES?
you can shadow death
hazaribagh bake sale! IT'S ON THURSDAY right?
What do you mean these are curry leaves?!
PORT ADELAIDE IS... ABOVE COLLINGWOOD?!
what do you mean laura macneil is running for           spirit events co-ordinator?
That girl can't sing... It's justin bieber?
YOU MEAN... NOT EVERYONE IS GONNA GET A TICKET?
WAT???? Homework for today??
what do you mean she's still alive?
wayne made an exam in advance?!
wHAT DO YOU MEAN WE HAVE HOLIDAY HOMEWORK
lab reports are due wheeennnnn??
You... You ate all of the shrooms?
Forgot to  hide the weed
wait …….These aren't leaves?
applied french... ...and you're asian?
CALEB ISN'T A JANITOR?!
you mean to tell me you're still here?
Wait.. justin bieber is not a girl?
iron man... isn't made of iron?
Oh shit The party got raided?!
How many people want to practice  Danish???...
Oh My god there's a bulletin board in english now
OMG... Obama called Kanye a jackass AGAIN???
WAIT I'M A  MEME?
I can't believe u attended Dawah workshop without inviting me!
Wait
*Watching Total Recall* ...Three?!
NO MORE MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTIONS!?!?
Wtf!? i got two dicks?
You baked... 47 of them?
can't show human titties on tv has been televised taking a shit up close on animal planet.
Is that the drummer from Space Hog Pooping on Joaquin Phoenix?
Act Normal
chuck norris... congratulated bieber!?
what do you mean i'm not a bear?
sheldon cooper is making his koala face
i'm in... austrailia?
BJ Young Thinks He's NBA-Ready?
you made a meme and someone liked it?!
Wait... You're Team Jacob?
Koallahu akbar!!!
he lasted how long annoying facebook girl
what do you mean the princess is not in this castle
what do you mean  its not butter !!
What do you mean people don't pay for their coffee?
Wait.... All My Children got cancelled?!
u toldz me that... dark side haz cookies
I have many forms aliens
Tuition increased by how much?
michael jackson died?!
You did what? Sold a course? Really?
Steve irwin karked it
Kony killed... How many People!?
what you mean left behind is bad theology?
Ben swart Just got a girlfriend
What do you mean i'm not a bear?
ALIENS!!!!
DAMN THOSE ARE SOME NICE TITTIES!
what!? There are oreos with sprinkles in the frosting!??
WHO SAID  THAT WAS ALLOWED!?
WAIT I'M NOT A BEAR?
mehr?
you want me to palpate what?
he's asian??!
What !!you are using internet explorer?
math homework was optional? are you shitting me?
Whitney Houston was a crack head?!
you checked the basement... ...and he did what?
rosicky got two assists
Clock Tower.. Is RUssel Hall?
10
WHAT?! another champ already?
THIS IS... ...SPARTA?
Wait... They want &#163;9k a year for this place?
omg. that dog has balls!!!
lady gaga... isn't a lady!?
went to meds on saturday night woke up thinking i was in a forest
Just found out about GMO's
wait... I have a pset due?
What do you mean there's  no live support?
what do you mean it's a bad idea?
mystry tour  cancelled !!!!
it was a transsexual... u 4 real bro?!
i'm... adopted?!
what? you say that im a vegetarian?
WHAT? I'M SUPPOSED TO COMPLETE THE MODULE EVALUATION?
the peace is over he is back
oh my god!! that girl is so hot
WaddaFacebook? a girl in bikini with no frens?
where did you get that!
Bieber isnt a girl? I better tell my brother!
And then i was like no freakin' way
Wait.. It's not lunch yet?
check email i won?
no shit bro? Vinnie left jersey shore?
o shit with a group like that how can they be beat?
WTF? Leaves Iz not organic?
IS THAT HENRY?
What do you mean the buffet is closed?
I can't belIeve it's not butTer
I ca't BelieVe its not butter
Sopa wasnt just a dream?!
She did what!?! and got away with it!? wtf?
Google chrome ...crashed?
wait! my credits won't transfer?!?!?
oh no ! IS he a gay ?!
AE! This is not a gum TRee!!
WHAT!
When people say they have something to tell you and then say 'Nevermind'
have an idea for a meme someone already posted it
Professor says what to study for exam Exam has different material than what you studied
Stays up late doing project Substitute teacher
That awkward moment when someone asks you what's wrong
1st Question
trying to do an assignment  without using wikipedia
after exam is over your friend says: that as hard! I got an f for sure!! the teacher gives exams back. your friend gets an a+
student next to you talks teacher yells at you
Your crush went from being single to in a relationship
finished exam early has to wait for everyone else to finish
(me when i tried to  sign up memegenerator)
on last question teacher says
gets good idea for meme can't find fitting character
Typed a four page long message says 'message delivery failed'
goes to school doesn't learn anything
that moment when someone tells you to calm down when you're angry
YOU say 'I love you :)' She says 'Thank you! I love you too cuz' your the best friend anyone can ever have!'
STEAM SUMMER SALE SITE CRASHES
CLICKS THE 'NEW' TAB ON MEMEGENERATOR SEES SHABBIRV HAS 1
masturbating when u lose the tissue....
trying to solve rubix cube
GRADUATEs FROM ENGINEERING SCHOOL GETS JOB AT MCDoNALDS
the desk is made in china
your password must contain a vowel
When you do all your homework ' I'm Not counting it today'
Going for nuke Kills: 24 Deaths: 1
studied a whole chapter for the exam but not a single question comes from it
I asked my friend if he wanted to learn about sodium he said 'na'
when some one say i know who liikes you... and then says 'but i can't tell you who'
alarm clock doesn't go off in the morning when you realize its set to p.m.
When a gym leader uses full restore on pokemon!
installing a program
Another game request stop sending them!
did the project over again and it's still not right!!!
Wakes up from 30 year coma Weed still illegal
Can't find pen
I went inside the kitchen i forgot what i'm doing here
download reach 99% failed!! Take this sh*t!
Enters wrong classroom  On the first day of school
you'll be gone in 4 months we can't be together
*Phone rings* Telemarketers!!!
the person you like is finally online she goes offline when you say hi
Coughing during class... Not for amatures
about to win call of duty match host disconnects
BUFFERING VIDEO: 0%  AFTER 5 SECONDS
hot teacher gets married rest of the year sucks
How I feel when developing in wordpress
first week of class teacher gives homework
writes a paragraph for one question Everyone else writes one sentence
throw a master balls it misses
check fly when you get home it's undone.
Every time i plan something my parents have better ideas
Uploads video that took a month to make and an entire day to upload gets 3 dislikes off the bat and the first comment is 'first'
Stresses over assignment all night Teacher decides it's not for a grade
WHY DID THEY RUIN MY LIFE DAMN YOU ONE DIRECTION
POSITIVE I GOT AN A ON THE TEST GETS AN F
your crush says 'I wish all guys were like you.' then she dates everyone except you.
T-MOBILE won't fix your phone and Charges you an early termination fee
YOLO
forget to open downloads window close firefox when download is nearly done
Eats all the food in house now noNE LEFT FOR LATER
College graduate applies for first job rejected for lack of experience
nearly finshs test teacher says time up
friends thrOw a sleep over and dont Invite You
NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED
you know? i want to do this in electromagnetic exam today
Bronco Fan after first play of the game
look women i need my alone time
Patiently waited the download to finish. Stops at 99%
I NEED ASS
Wish everyone a happy mother's day on facebook accidentally tag a dude
Wife spent 2000$ from my credit card to buy some stupid dress i wish I was forever alone
waits an hour for massage Masseuse is male
furniture!!!
MAde a hot pocket...burned my hand still frozen inside!
Receives Text message Phone Company's
plays one mission for one hour dies and for got to save
SPONSORS MOVIE NAME NOT IN CREDITS
this username is not available your mother is
CRUSH POSTS PICTURES ON FACEBOOK ...in a Bikini
Dad's driving home gets here sooner than expected
'This is a timed exam'
Announce Metal Gear V no david hayter!
You put cartoon network shows on netflix but not the marvelous misadventures of flapjack
rage quit life
actually does homework.. doesnt get checked
WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING MINECRAFT AND YOU CHANGE THE PICTURE QUALTIY TO HIGHEST AND NOTHING SEEMS TO HAPPEN
I DON'T UNDERSTAND  MINECRAFT
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE THE PERSON WHO GAVE YOU A COMPLIMENT WAS REALLY TELLING YOU TO GO FUCK YOURSELF
Rolls 99 on  rare mount someone rolled 100.
4 hot dogs on the grill ready to go 3 buns in the warmer
WHEN YOU COME TOO SCHOOL AND THINK EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY YOU HAVE A BIG TEST AND TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT IT
joins adult forum  bronies everywhere
assignment ten: Flip the desk IVE HAD ENOUGH ASSIGNMENTS! I REFUSE!
when u  start having feelings for someone And at the same time this person stop giving a shit about you
a bomb attack doesn't mean muslims are terrorists
Mass effect 3 ending NOOPe!
installs autocad on a mackbook!!
friend says he used his master-ball to catch a magikarp
Downloads program to bypass surveys File is survey protected
U mad
You study for a math test 3x(b/c) Test: What is the diameter of the sun divided by the mass of pluto.
posts status update on facebook nobody gives it a like
Shaves legs It starts raining
game crashes didn't save in a hour
when you say a joke and only your friend hears it then you friend says it 10 seconds later and every one laughs
NO I HAVE NO DAMN IDEA WHAT TIME WE'LL GET THERE
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ???
Finishes survey download does not unlock
turns on tv snooki....
bout to get final killcam sum1 steals it
found out the girl i kissed yesterday was a overly obsessed girl
FORGOT HOMEWORK SEE TEACHER IN SUPERMARKET
have an idea for a meme but forget after doing something
take a number two splashback
Professor Says 'In Conclusion...'
SUN SHINING FIRST TIME IN A WEEK STUCK INSIDE DOING HOMEWORK
plays game for 10 hours game crash and forgot to save
she texts me back 5 years later 'who's this'
when a bug crawls on your desk and you lose your mind
(EATING CEREAL) WHERE'S MY PRIZE
WHAT DOES MARSELLUS WALLACE LOOK LIKE?
when someone's fb says they're always online and they never are
no minecraft  no desk
I've been trolled!!
Trying to study lectures for exam... and trying to finish projects at the same time!:@
When your crush makes up with her last bf
The total recall remake is pg-13?!!
I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!
when trying to concentrate And Daniel sends new meme
NOT THIS AGAIN!
preparing the whole night a lecture bluescreen
meanwhile in h&G To MUCH NUBS
Everbody's answer in class is correct Except yours
condescending
tries to text at 13:37 1 min too late
ur mom comes into the room and moves ur stuff dont tuch eny thing she tuches every thing
finds out GTA5 is coming out soon and gets money has to wait till september
Plays COD online Reaction after the first 10 seconds of playing
because everyone was like
final lap in mario kart almost crossing finish line blue shell
That moment when someone told vicious  it was an easy lane
fu**** its hard  to learn German
ECONOMICS
Why are all of these Memes in Japanese!!!!
Give me the soda NO! I don't want that!
watching  giovanna plowman
Justin bieber has sold more albums than the beatles
PEYTON MANNING LOST TO THE RAVENS
xbox can not connect to the internet
Finally reach level 60 hc forgot to port to town before taking toilet break
VITTU NYT KOLAHTI
INTERNET IN THE GREEN ROOM
Change to the fast lane To go slower then you were before
you win the game... and you lose money!
comes home from work
spends too much time on memes has to apply to solent
friday comes on the radio
dam xboxone y u no make xbox 720
It's fuck-this-shit o'clock
F*CK THIS SHIT! IMPOSSIBLE TO GET 5 TRILLION!
golden girls only had 7 seasons??? what will i watch now!?
me right now
Goes to Student Center for lunch IT's Saturday
Friday quitting time
how i feel when I'm trying to watch anime... and an audio ad starts playing
YOUTUBE   adS
Shave your ballz for the night For nothing
another typo causes syntax error in my 5-min long doctest
I love Monday Don't You?
Parents pay thousands on tuition i quit
Homework and where it gets you
every time when Internet doesn't work
listen to a beautiful song on youtube everyone is talking about drugs in the comment section
Tweet something hilarious no retweets only favorites
I don't always freak out when my internet is down But sometimes my desk just has it coming
Finds diamonds in Minecraft creeper
Missed my exam By one question
If I hear about the 1st Amendment or Duck Dynasty one more time Shit Is going to Get SERIOUS!
This time When You SECRETLY like someone  Then she tells You she loves someone else when You're talking
WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'OUT OF JELLY'
about 50 crates and only 10 keys 'WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!?'
How i feel when tiffany doesn't talk in minecraft
this sandwich doesn't have TURKEY IN IT!
this is you when you forget your homework at school
school is just a government paid babysitting bookclub!
i don't  get algerbra
oNE step away from a tatical nuke dies from 360 noscope
WRITES WHOLE ESSAY ONLY MEANT TO DO ONE PARAGRAPH
Sees a foot of snow outside schools still happening!
WHEN THAT ONE PERSON MAKES YOU REPEAT EVERYTHING 27492987492 TIMES
FK THIS SHIT!
rush to delivery pizza early no tip!!!!
plays one mission for one hour dies and for got to save
Defends myself from trolls gets 167 hour mute
Marrying a Blonde Having twins
CHRISTMAS GIVING TREE LETTERS
no xbox live dlc completely worthless
ls:rp application denied tester says 'your spell is very poor imagine you're writing a collage paper'
You're in the office & you're not online
receive video game gifts wrong platform
memegenterator did't load
nO BETA FOR AP?! DAFUQ BLIZZARD!
we told bradlee cox it was bluecoat but he still says it isnt his issue!!
50% load test at 12v result 9v  !!!
Roach! get 'em
When your girl gives you chores and she going out to have a good time
ngerjain tugas seminggu ga mandi dosennya mati
Fuck your KD
Jeff  In like the next few days on everybody
WATCH OUT! We got a badass over here.
UWIJWA OSTJA!!!
gets picmsg at 2am ends up being txt novel from gf
more nmr's! 61545
NO FF7 REMAKE
MOAR GRAMER? iam bestest of gramer arredy!
When you can't communicate With lolol
Dammmmmm Auto correct
You hate rio 2?!?! screw you!!!!!
what happens when creepers bomb your dirt hut
You Live  WHERE????
Planning Meeting? No Requirements At this time
LEGEND OF ZELDA WII U  TBA
task ten: Throw the desk away WHAT? THIS IS BULLSHIT! NEVER!!!
Task 9: Throw the desk away NEVER!!!
gets test in 2 weeks 'ill study next week' test moved up to today
jim cole memes 2.2
When the weather is Shitty
Waited 3 hours in line to get on a ride the ride closes when i get to the front of the line
I said Eat my hatian food
Thinks did well on test gets 67
THIS IS YOU NERD
His girl reminds him if he read his book
about to get diamonds in minecraft mom calls to shower
pleassseee!!!!!!!! #bringbackourgirls!
when you have been told JM  WAS BANG BY SOMEBODY ELSE
Spent hour and a half cleaning cells in Excel Computer crashes and you lose everything!
Drops fishbate in dirt 'There goes my pasta!!!'
When you Realize All the schooling did nothing to help with real world business
got to work 1 hour early forgot to clock in
When you get a 99% on a test
Drinks 'sweet tea' Finds out it was antifreeze
Calculus More like mathematicalscrewwithyourmind'us
F^&k this game!!!
HTML + CSS WONT ALIGN ELEMENTS VERTICALLY!!!!
Git
when you have so much work to do and york's database crashes
finds awesome photoshop tutorial has to use pen tool
REDDIT  IS Down!!!!
power rangers energy chasers announced after saying they're gonna skip go-busters april fools
Forget Chem at school Test/hw due tomorrow
FORD!?!?!
stay up for red eye gutfeld isn't there
welcome to maglona too hot 
THere is no Ng on a periodic table
steam friend sends game request for the 30th time
when i say the correctly answer at class then other one say the exaclly answer and the teacher proud of him
school cancels for fear of having possible snow still in session when roads are covered in ice
Argue about pdc!!
'Hey admin!' /vanish
internet crashed  WTF!?
mason after he is done jerking off
wants to drink on friday it's monday
It's a chemistry test today... ... Flourine
League of legends when bronze 5 players afk
Motherf@#&*r The broncos got killed
when i find out that  santa isn't real!!!
First music now fireworks
finds a good weapon in apocalypse game dies
friend asks if you wants some poptarts brings them with ketchup on top
exactly!!!
gets black ops 2 campers
goes on netflix to watch spongebob they removed it
teacher spends entire class going over problem 'But you will never need to know this'
Raining outside friend wont DRIVE YOU HOME
this table is wobbly
wHY DID MY BROTHER UPLOAD AND TAG ME IN THAT PIC?
cant connect to lisp server
Don't listen what the guy is talking Ask what he's talking he say that was nothing
your present is the other one
Got an 161/180 class total
Grinds all the weed down then Sneezes
Respect the goldfish... never!!!!
whats 2+2 nobody cares
NO SHIT
plays gta V online thirty seconds later...
mADE A MEME GOT NEGATIVE ONE!
whats 2+2 nobody cares
No it's no
Bitch!!! where's my sandwich?
*Gets Homework* BITCH!!! AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR DAT!
Bitch!!! 69 is the answer not a joke
i... hate...                       tables!
ffs sami grery y r u such a fgt
DAT MOMENT WHEN YOU NEED GOOGLE+ TO COMMENT ON YOUTUBE
plays minecraft parents get home
TRYING TO CREATE A WEDDING SEATING CHART
Dispari in cristalu matii
Off rails flight
me right now tried to install gpu drivers in ubuntu for 4 hours
aconnex is down? no
rapidgator captcha expired
FFS OMG LAG FP
NOOOOOOO The internet doesn't work
how zachary young fells when he gets an f in school
when saize joins the teamspeak everyone is leaving then
Da-o in pula mea S-o futa masa
I GOT KILLED  NNNNOOOOBBBSS
NO ITINS FOR YOU!
Heard great song about disliking Facebook Immediately thought about posting to Facebook
How the Staff feels when you take a dump in the shower
Connection breaks 4 the twenty-first time. 'I just wanted a quick fap
beim kacken aus dem badezimmerfenster sehen der kleinw&#252;chsige nachbar parkt schon wieder vor meiner rollirampe
DAMN IT YI!!!
excuse me... PWEDE KO MAGPRINT!!!
Not Java Javascript!!!
This Moment when you see a Fly on your laptop
Finally gets a Nat 20 finds out it's a rock!
studies for test doesn't have what you studied
Dota 2 not Beta anymore Welcome noobs and quitters
ICH CHECK DAS NICHT! MANN!!!!!!!
When you concede
Check your bank account online
HOW I FEEL WHEN PEOPLE WONT STOP  ASKING WHO I LIKR
PACIFIC RIM ENDING WHY MUSt YOU SCREW ME!?!?
quand ta pote te traite  de blonde !!!
pero que mierda pasa con el internet  explore a
va en 99% de carga te tira error el pc esto harias tu si no fuer por que no tienes plata para un nuevo pc yaoming
Wos gibs do net zum Vastehn... ... du Rotz...
I studied all night wtf is this shit
Almost done with daily links in farmville turns out you only had hours left instead of a day
GIGA TROLLEADO EN RANKED TODAV&#205;A SE PREGUNTA POR QU&#201; NO VA SU MICRO
NILL ALL 90TH MINUTE  OPPONENT SCORES A HEADER
YEAH THAT'S  HOW I ROLL
Look forward to seeing Admiral Pike again  Writers kill him off
fill the forms you say??!!  well
Salad what are you doing in my fredagsfika?
Customer says internet is slow they have the modem unplugged
I SAID  TUNA
Go to study Books all at school
STOP ASKING  FOR MORE PAPER
YUNG TIPONG MABILIS INTERNET NOON TAS NGAYON ... ANYARE SMART BRO ???
when your brother gets on ur nerves
spent points on limbo the same people won yet again
saturday you can stop hidding now
hotmail gets hacked... it'll take years just to change the password!
INVITES A GUY WANTS TO PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE
when you think you already know all the operations... they present you servi&#231;o               p&#243;s-venda
HTML CSS
*hates profile* THEY MUST REWRITE
Bought the Yearbook After the Pre-sale
Chair says your thesis is Wonderful Committee member says it sucks
TAKES COMPUTER TEST GETS ANSWER WRONG
HEADSHOTTED?? ARRRRGGHHH!!
oh im finna bring it nukka!
Mailman delivers... no backpack
lAUGHING WITH A FRiend some girl tells you to shut up
Why isn't this  ON THE MAIN BOOARD
voices lied to lark she has no gaspump fanclub
fflipio byrddau
me when phil autocorrect me on lol
you know shit got serious when someone throws a freakin table at you
Macbook at 3% Left Charger at Home
I NEED HOW MUCH ASHEN?!
TURN UP I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
I JUST WANNA DO MY HOMEWORK COMPUTER!!!
DAFUQ you say about my honda?
IZGLASAN SAFIR
WHEN SIR WILLIAM PLAYS MID.... AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT
One more Straw Just one
spends two weeks studying for big test somehow fails test
I FLIP DESKS  FOR NO REASON
few days later... Sim City $20 off at amazon
arrhhgggg i wanna see you
DROPPED MY PEN SPRING GOT LOST!
I REALLY WANTED TO... BE PERFECT
WHAT I DO WHEN I GET excited in class said no one ever
BEcause everyone else sucks
Uses hatena haiku Your banned bum
That time where you play minecraft. then your house gets mobbed.
installs autocad on a macbook!
youuuuu.... used the last of the creamer!!!!! ????
i bought dnl.... at 7 pesos!!
CREAC that Appellate Brief!
I'd rather be fishing!!!!
Lobos are supposed to make final four get knocked out by harvard
PUERTO RICO ! ESOOOOOO ES PU-ETTAAAAAAA  WWOOOOOOOOOO
little sister wants me see something she tried to show me mlp...
Dammit Skype I cant hear shit!
X-Plane missing Botnay Bay RAGE!!!!!!!!111!
ur when is it snack time
this aint no funny meme i just wantto flip a desk
just got black 2 THEY MADE A 6TH GENERATION OF POKEMON.
'racist
nutri-grain bar mamauhhhhhhh!!!
just flipped ur desk realized everything fell off
DANSKE BANK Y U NO SUPPORT OPENJRE?
That damn whistling I've had enough!!!!!!
i was going beast on call of duty my xbox live membership is over!!!
When your in clas and the teacher for gets about a big test Until someone reminds her
Forgot to insert non-breaking space after Section symbol in brief word inserts automatic line&#160;break
Last name Rosane Teachers ALWAYS call me roseanne
I'm not mad
Almost played the biggest multiplayer rage game ever out Internet fell out
that moment when you realise you have 2 exams in 17 days
When you're singing to a song... and it stops in the middle of it.
I CANT BELIEVE I MISSED MY CAKE DAY!!!!!
selecting a table in microsoft word clicks out the table
Trying to hack premium minecraft account when suddenly surveys appear
i wanted to fap parents just came in the driveway
OH YEAH? SOLVE THIS!
when nicki minaj is an idol judge
has perfect plan for tic-tac-toe opponent puts x in middle!!
Ahhhhh!!!!!!!
finish essay forgot to save
ready to have some 'me-Time' ...someone sends you a message via skype.
YA KNOW WHAT? SCREW THIS SHIT!!!!!
WHY U NO STOP FLIPPING TABLES?
I WANT  HASHBROWNS
TRATANDO DE ESTUDIAR... A LA MIERDA TODO!
got to promotion series  singed went support
click 'show comment' 'comment has been deleted'
i say to do one thing and they still do the other
my team suckss noob!! karthus!
i know who likes you but i cant tell you who it is
who the f%#$ Wouldn't hire an independent
Make a meme it's a typo on it
Do notes for AP Government Forgets points of follow up
Learns Stuff for Finals useles..
''i wanted to ask you something... ....but i forgot what''
when u c ur ex with ur best fren
TOUCH MY CEREAL AGAIN!!!!
talk to normal person 'y u no liek mudkipz'
everybody is getting married or promoted or being awesome I'm just sitting here not liking their posts
reads a chapter in the textbook studied wrong chapter
SaId 'what' Just one mOre time
makes funny memes  nice girl dont appreciate them
Everybody is getting married or promoted or  being awesome I'm sitting here not liking their posts
Kelsi After the sat
Ms.Brewster After the junior meetings
reaction of mint developers when they saw manjaro
found a penny.. They don't take pennies anymore!
when matrics  do more childish things than grade 8's
' GETS HOMEWORK ' NOOOOOO!
who needs class? yearbook photos...and free prints!
FORGOT TO SPELLCHECK!!!
THAT AKWARD MOMENT WHEN YOU STUDY ALL NIGHT FOR A TEST AND GET TO SCHOOL KNOWING NOTHING
y la temperatura es de.... 2684747623815 K
MAKINg great progress in a dungeon The tank runs away
WHAT  NO CONNECTION
Why the homework i hate the homework!!!
gets na gets ang lesson pagdating ng long quiz 'tinuro ba 'to?'
ONE MORE dAMN FARMVILLE REQUEST
pages and hours on clues and you post spoilers?
spent all day t-shooting forgot no shut
trying to finish math test.....
SPENDS 30 MINUTES TYPING BLOG 404'D
F G
Watches suprise buttsecks tHROWS COMPUTER
JUST WANNA 2NE1
walks next to destroyed structure dies
sorry sir
When people ask you what you just said and then repeat what you said
insert piv card? Hell NO!
Jordan O'Hare afetr maths today
Finally Motivated to start calculus homework sees first question
teacher: 'anyone know the answer?' Me: 'the answer is 5.3...' teacher: .... Amy: the answer is 5.3!  Teacher: correct!
Studying at  history of PSYCHOLOGY
COMO TE PONES CUANDO NO HAY INTERNET
NAAAAAAAAA I GOT RAGE
Make sure it’s not too edgy
When i ask someone to do something and they say 'next time'
I AM  A SPAZ
Election Team Member tells you that they will do elections Can't make it 4 nights a week
HEY I HAVE NO HOMEWORK... BUT I HAVE MID-YEARS TOMMOROW!
tries his best fails anger management
Gets chance to do extra a-level it's the epq
gets 7 diamonds falls in lava
GENETICS AND PUNNETT SQUARES... F***ING GREGOR MENDEL!!!!!!
parent brings child into e.r. with fever did not give tylenol
oh its my vacation
How i FEEL - When i go to work with no internet access! I am out of here!
comes back to skype hears typing but no one speaks
you when you look up regular show and see all the stupid morby fans
DURO! I TOLD YOU TO BUY ME SOME PAAN!
sligo rag week come at me bro
ENTRAI NO BombSite CRLH b4
loosing a call of duty match by 1 point
THIS IS NOT WHAT WE STUDIED
Finds dIamond Gets pushed into lava by friend
goes to fridge for midnight snack grandma hasnt the shopping yet
Posting fun stuff in AHS: OLO 2 Cassiman deletes it
THE DOCTOR COULDN'T MAKE ME BLACK
FIDDLESTICKS CROWSTORM 5 ASSISTS + DEAD
BUY A GAME IN 90S CAN'T INSTALL
Get's ready for friday gaming Get's banned until monday
My girlfriend got changed on webcam i missed it because i was on imgur
Idatalink.com wtf is going on!?!?!
WHY MUST EVERYTHING START WORKING WHEN I FIND A SOLUTION TO THE PROBLEM?!!!
NETFLIX NOT WORKING
when u see the duty boardthalamodog??? and you got thalamofyliki
udah ngekill banyak dan peringkat 1 mati di kill musuh dari belakang
thought he was the first one too ever make a meme like this found out there were over thousands already made
MATH TEST
Doing the same thing as another person but I get caught by the teacher
5 New messages From kimberly nobel
Gets a 20 kill streak gets killed from behind
situation defused on forum someone rearms it
When your doing a test and there is the anwser 3 times in a row
you study 3 weeks for upcoming exam canceled
eduarti satom  lexoje emrin mir! qorre
ONCE THE BELL RINGS THIS IS ME
DAMN IT ALL!!! I despise sellers on ebay that know the value of their items!
bought a game yesterday Today it's in sale
SIIIIIIII SE ACABO EL COLEGIO AL FIIIIIN
How come no one ever  listens to me!
BULL SHIT
iPhone case costs 2 dollars on amazon costs 15 dollars to ship
LET OFF WORK 3 HOURS EARLY 40 MINS TILL THE NEXT BUS
y  does  everyone   think    im  a  girl   on  call of  duty  waw
THIS SANDWITCH DOESN'T  HAVE TURKEY IN IT
ME AT SCHOOL
Internet Does not work router Rage quit!
When you look at your phone at end of class And you still have 30 minutes
plays water temple in oot nuf said
Have you ever really wanted to be a total rebel flipping tables on the enemy?
Get given a pie it's fruit mince!
When you spend hours on a byond game and the admins wont help you
Put kid to bed an hour ago still awake
PLAYS CALL OF DUTY KICKED OUT OF SERVER BY KIDS
samsung galaxy tab 7. none in rss. can't oms. can't express lane. can't pre-order.
spent 2 days downloading update  turn out to be virus!!!!!!
Finds a good song on spotify 0 minutes left of listening
Why must i be only 19th prestige in MW3??? I HAVE A FAKING 3.09 K/D RATIO FOR GOD'S SAKE
Why must i be only 19th prestige in MW3? I HAVE A FAKING 3.09 K/D RATIO FOR GOD'S SAKE!
TURNS ON TV JERSEY SHORE ON EVERY CHANNEL
No Stickers!!!!!!
Another Ls1 Conversion
PEDI MIS TACOS DE CARNITAS ME ENTREGAN ORDEN SURTIDA
me WHEN PARTNER  calls on a closed ticket
Finally has a test to study for in study hall gets called down to Guidance
5 minutes on math problem your answer isnt a choice
TRY BROWSING /NEW 15 PICTURES OF OBAMA AND SPIDERMAN
mario kart blue shell
first blood an ally has been slain
kl z8
go to click google chrome explorer!
When you realize you put on two differend socks
when you realize you just killed your own mom
Created awesome product no one buys it
this is what happens when yamcha wins a fight
The world has already ended twice. 1/1/00 and today 12/12/12. so bring it on 12/21/12. I'M BOUT THAT LIFE HOE!
Relaxes sunday  morning notices it's monday
finishes one final remembers they aren't over
Sit on fb all day then tell bf i was busy
Can't find document on blackboard
That's a talking to
Decided to keep shirt on while fapping permanent stain
KILLED BY LIGHTNING STRIKE
mac miller says he's more popular than the beetles?
Having an argument with rival team Own teammates don't back you up
F*** School I'll write a book instead
role playing intensily when suddenly... role play haven crashes.
Gets 97 in humanities Threatened with an f for being absent
Girl say let's go out Post here status single
Subject verb agreement! I can't remember!!!!
Weather says it will be dry tomorrow REmembers you live in washington
WHEN SCHOOL IS DONE
U HIT ME IN THE NECK WITH A VORTEX
Teacher: i promis this section is easy harder than anything you've ever seen
I CANT FIND MY PENCIL
term ends 4 days before christmas
When you flip over your worksheet and there is a back FUUUUUUUUUUUU
disk overload 100%
This sandwich doesnt  have mustard!
40 hours of e-harmony sign ups and registration 'no matches'
YOUR EX SAID THAT IM 'UGLY'? I DON'T CARE
IM TOO SEXY FOR THIS TABLE
do not push your beliefs on me!
DAMmIT ERICK Im trying to study
alright
Single Player LCPD:FR Sucks! Im out!
THIS IS  SPARTAAAAAA!!!!
When you study so long your butt goes to sleep eff this isht
Facebook notification bubble safari invite
LEGGE ORARIA? FANCULO STA MERDA!
that feeling when you find a roach and try to kill it but it runs to the cracks and never comes out
Finally Catch Chansey Doesn't Have A Lucky Egg
That feeling you have when on a wednesday the clock strikes 1;40
HAVEN'T BEEN ON MEMEGENERATOR IN MONTHS STILL SEES THAT MEMECREATOR AND SHABBIRV ARE STILL TROLLING MEMES
SNAPPED SKATEBOARD RAGE QUIT
women i have told u no breAD ON MY SANDWICH!!!
Grammar Test Dafuq is this
LOADING 99% ERROR
you 0-ring an O-ring Someone puts Detention Sphear on O-Ring
wants big booty hoe for his birthday gets flap jack ass betty instead
*CREEPER BLOWS UP FUUUUUUUU
crush asks you when you wanna hang out phone dies
INTERNET JUST WENT OUT AS SMITE MATCH STARTED... DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the worlds going to end soon and im busy trying to understand what sort of plate to use to produce elliptically polarised light
EATEN ALL THE WAFFLES GET TO THE WAFFLECOPTER
ALA MIERDA EL TRABAJO QUIERO CACHAR
giblets bag left in turkey Dinner's ruined
FINDS OUT THERE WAS HOMEWORK
I am not Chaz Bono!
internet isn't working goddammityoubasterds
DA fAQ this  Shit mean
christmas stuff in november
HERE TAKE IT ARH!!!!
Day before thanksgiving break Professor gives 10 page assignment due the following Monday
Spend hour doing nail polish smudge.
i was close to have my first kiss she gave up
On computers at LCS This Domain is blocked
When Sulle does an exam and doesnt get anything
FINISHES school work all classmates ask for help
(during'test) teacher :pass your papers hindi pa nga ako tapos eh ! ano ba gusto mo ??
I've just always wanted to flip a table.

someone posts meme of me and says  i overreact
school
Wants to watch Mulan Video won't load
ЗаеБали камары заебали мошки ? К?КОЙТО ПИД?Р?С ХЛОП?ЕТ В Л?ДОШКИ
'you're like a brother to me'
THAT AKWARD MOMENT... WHEN YOUR FREIND RAGE QUITS CHESS...
Condoms???? why would i put a plastic bag over my best friend suffocating him
Condoms?!?! not that silly bag people use to suffocate their best friend Slam his head against a wall till he feels sick
I can't build desks from Ikea!!
niall horan exists
the moment when you figure out there's another side on your test
When you forget lunch money pizza friday
completely keyed in data in 'sppbs'...loading to save ... 'Please login'
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOUR WAITRESS GETS YOUR ORDER WRONG
Mustn't Masturbate for 6 days BF sending redheadporn
LOOKING AT TEST RESULTS AND SEES THAT THE FIRST ANSWER WAS RIGHT
what i feel when transcribing british messages
take a female out to eat...  she smacks on her food
Board of minecraft There is nowhere to go from here
trying to buy  a soda dollar gets stuck
HAS 125 FOLLOWERS ON INSTAGRAM..... ONLY GETS 4
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!! Desk kicked me in the nuts!!!
'i have a secret sorry i can't tell you'
the diet is finally over ! fast food chains closed due to hurricane sandy.
just bought an iPhone 4s iphone 5 comes out 1 day later
IT'S IN CONTENT!
Tries to play video on youtube can't skip ad for 30 seconds
writes 4 page essay forgets to put his name
Professor gives out study guide for exam none of the study guide questions are on the exam
packs all my heavy school books teacher tells us to make memes instead of doing homework
when i'm writing and some talks to me I write down what they just said
When you catch all 493 Pokemon and Nintendo makes 150 more
Turn your work over When you're finIshed
93.97% Eppich won't change it to an A
spent 30 hours at REHEARSAL  did nothing but lighting
I think lots of ways to solve this problem the problem is that they never work
Plays video on youtube can't skip ad for 30 seconds
Tries to play video on youtube can't skip ad for 30 seconds
Opens virtual machine to test site in internet explorer virtual machine immediately does microsoft update
ala mierda  con la tecnologia
This is what happens when I troll Matheus
Romney or Obama ? both support kikes.
Recursive program done had to be with arrays
Problem with code... Forgot To Use SemiColon
Starts working on homework Remembers fall break
Want to merge git says no
when you get a free class different teacher walks in and teaches the same subject
juventus is still fixing matches.
I HATE SCHOOL
friday... teachers give out homework.
Googling my favorite cartoon characters Every thIng turned into ponIes
object you want falls when youre in lazy mode
TOLD TO BE AT PT AT 0600 INSTEAD OF 0630
sits down after making a snack 'low battery on laptop
creates a weekend spending limit blows half his paycheck anyway
ASK CRUSH OUT DOESN'T WANT A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW
SOME ONE CALLS IN SICK AT WORK
ICE MAKHEDAMCH  YJIW SAMEDI DIROU DOCUMENTATION
watching episode 14 of sword art online
video on youtube buffers noooooo
Gives obvious clues to Exams still getting fails
Martin Odersky JUST LOOKED AT GITHUB
MARINAAAAAA!
Not top comment? NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
got an 80 percent on an e-Learning failed
Spent 45 mins troubleshooting no internet find out the damn modem wasn't plugged in
you when aranjo won marchpast
Facebook friend asks for advice. I give Excellent Advice. His other friends act like my advice is ridiculous. Friend takes their advice.
DOPO UN GIORNO PASSATO A FARE COMPITI TI ARRIVA UNA CHIAMATA IN CUI TI DICONO 'DOMANI C'&#200; SCIOPERO'
Radiographic equipment exam
lose in chess to computer level 2
hit explode_bomb breakpoint accidentally continue into it
Like a boss failure
SEARCHING MATCH FIXTURES KEVIN FIELD REFEREE NEXT 10 MATCHES
Dreq  Neser  eshte  e  hene
studied neuroanatomy for 36hrs straight  forgot pain pathway
I think i have time to fap hear door open
goes on internet to APPRECIATE fanart finds fanart converted to brony promotion
goes on internet to APPRECIATE fanart finds fanart converted to brony promotion
Generates Clever meme before noticing a misspelled word. No Way to Edit or Delete!
Plays fifa  servers are always down
SHIT!!!! I FORGOT TO SAVE!
Wasted Hours of Learning for Test Not able to solve one task
NO PUEDO SACAR PUNTAA! INTENTASTE CON EL SACAPUNTAS AL REVES
ALL MOST GOT A 10 KILLS IN COD GAME ENDED
MOVES SEATS BECAUSE SUNS TOO BRIGHT SUN MOVES TOO
Cyber crime law has been passed cannot watch anime anymore
FRIENDSHIP OVER!!!
Kiedy nauczycielka m&#243;wi że dziś tylko 3 strony do domu - na powt&#243;rk(i)ę
When you see a darius
professor handed out study guides for midterm The actual test has nothing to do with the study guide
when i make a mistake  with pen
Plays DOTA2 Learns Teammates are russian
wen they kik me at cod this is me
IAIN NOT IN THE MEETING AGAIN
Say a joke. no one laughs Someone else says the exact same thing and everyone laughs
monday at the office waiting to watch dexter
bought 1kg weed no friends to sell
oooohhh!!!
'you did 0 sales today
Second place diddy kong racing
The secretary made mistake in my email adress mistake is into my first name
STACY ROBERTS ONLINE KEEPS TYPING TO ME
steps into math class teacher: ok guys we are going to learn about triganomaty
Write Literature Review can't self-plagiarise lit review in final thesis
REALIZE THE ANSWER TO A QUESTION AFTER THE TEST
Waiting for .hack//link bandai-namco USA says 'no'
nice ?
SHE DIDN'T ACCEPT MY FRIEND REQUEST
flipping crud
FREIND EXPLANES ROCK PAPER SISSORS LIZARD SPOCK. THEY LOOSE
GODVERDOMME
NO!!!!!!!! TMHW:TOO MUCH HOMEWORK
can't get a job without experience can't get experience without a job
Y AQU&#205; CHECA TUS NOTAS DE TLR1 HTTP://ANTEROJRB.WORDPRESS.COM
ARRRRRRR I HATE SCHOOL
this is your sister when you don't answer her phone calls
About to get 8th page in Slender KILls you before you click
introduces friends to eachother gets left behind
go's on a date went to the wrong DAMN place
when some bum takes ur seat on the bus and you don't know where to sit
Got friendzoned AGAIN!
VITTU HUOMENNA ON MAANANTAI
THAT MOMENT WHEN... YOU THINK THE WAITER HAS GOT FOOD FOR YOU BUT THEN THEY WALK PAST YOU
I only got 99 on le test parents gonna kill meh
a
Accidently hits wrong letter while typing a password Deletes whole thing and starts again
Gets best QB in NFL history still gets wrecked by atlanta
when people think im dating someone But im just friends with them
Me when People are immature
Spend 30 Minutes on 1 web assign question get a red x
Said Twilight sucks then realized was on the Twilight fan site
ahhhhhhh!!!!!! i was on the 1st page of slender
Writes everything down for notes only to find out that there was no test on that stuff
Second day of class Pop Quiz
when your 3-hour download is at 99% and pc shuts down
board games make you want to do this
Ask Girl Out Her Facebook has cat pictures
DON'T SEND ME TO ANGER MANAGEMENT  IT MAKES ME ANGRY
schlechtestes logo EVER
Finished pooping No toilet paper
30 seconds left on ebay auction computer crashes
installing new program
I CHANGE THE DIAPER... AND HE JUST GOES AGAIN!!!
waiting for a reply and they never reply
Has a pick-up for a desk Customer doesn't have their car ready
sola scriptura makes no sense
goes on date never shows up
tries to think of a caption for a meme Cant think of one
99% DOWNLOADED DOWNLOAD FAIL.
Le me
Comes on omega for 3 days straight no one sends messages  then misses because of school gets 65 pages of pms
WHAT?!  THE BEATLES BROKE UP?!!!
I Love you! As a friend
Desk Challenges You To A Fight
Thumb up my own comment Someone Calls me on it
Trying to do my homework had to redo
STARTS STUDYING NOPE CAN'T DO IT
new dress code have to wear a tie
0175506646
logs in laptop batteries about to die
finds a lot of diamond  falls in lava
When your brother sees that you didnt sign out of facebook and posts 'Truth is'
GETTING A NOTIFICATION THEN SEEING ITS TO CHANGE YOUR FB COVER
MAKE FUNNIEST MEME EVER NO ONE GETS IT
put drink in the freezer to make it cold go to get it and its frozen
There was an error logging in please try again
Went to go on facebook Internet is out
HOME ALONE FOR 3HOURS SO YOU START TO MASTERBATE  JUST AS YOUR GETTIN INTO IT EVERYONE COMES HOME
when you say something and someone says it 1 min later like it was there idea
when my mom tells me nvm
when someone  makes a bad meme
OBAMA PROMISES CHANGE DOESNT CHANGE
When the Hell... is bleach coming back...
had a great meme cant find it
Wake up IN THE morning for school the teacher for the first 4 classes are sick
doing homework all night and teacher says it doesn't have to Be turned in until friday
MIRELLA NA SALA OOOPS
masturbating  after masturbating
GAMESTOp doesnt have copy of skyrim
tHE MOMENT YOU REALIZE yOU'VE BEEN BLOCKED ON FACEBOOK!
had cool idea for meme 5 seconds later i forgot
Saturn Sky and SLR SM side by side Blows perfect lap
hating on mr Nicoletti after 5 years of being promised a bunsen burner license
sees first question on final exam doesn't know it
the password needs to be 8 characters long with numbers and letters can it be letters and numbers?!?!
25th page of 26 page paper computer crashes!
DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN YOU GET ARM SPAZMS
Finishes school paper just in time  printers out of ink
attempts to render movie files correpted
OH MAI GOD STOOPID HACKERS
Farzard: Meme? I NO MAKE MEME!
playing infection and someone leaves makes u zombie
SIGN IN ON FACEBOOK TO TALK TO SOMEONE THE PERSON LOGS OUT
NO MUFFINS FLIP YOU DESK
Freaking Jihaads always beating the dumpster sluts
BEST SCORE EVER COMPUTER CRASHES
Takes beta blocker for tachycardia Heart Rate is too slow now
talking about Legend of zelda friend thinks link is zelda
INSTALLS A PROGRAM BABYLON INSTALLS WITHOUT ASKING
have an epic idea or invention see it in a movie two months later
Wants to shorten someone's ban bans himself
Teacher gives you homework on the first day of school
me when i resolve a long problem at math and the answer is 0
woke up in time to watch sunrise distracted by facebook
DF YOU MEAN IT'S NOT MULTIPLE CHOICE
SL Crickut forum page when someone non-sl posts about sanga
oh yay
Daisy webcams with everyone but me.
99% failed!!
TOGETIC USES METRONOME ELITE FOUR CHAMPIONS LAST POKEMON 60 ENERGY LEFT SELF DESTRUCT
Loose a nhl match Breaks the cd in half
lvl80 warrior gets killed by lvl65 death knight
go to naruto site episode postponed to the next week
When teacher is abset for first half And you have 5th period
.
Opponent summons Thunder King And your hand is Stratos
5 minutes reading time
alan when gets cought masturbating
WTF!!?!?!?! A DAMN A-
Casted alec in City of Bones Movie Refused to announce who it is.
When you walk back stage  and a purse is on a table
yOU FIND AS50 IN DAYZ SOME CAMPER KILLS YOU
15 minutes left in the exam just finished question 1
Something went wrong and we can't sign you in right now. Please try again later. seriously?????
New Planet Found Artist Rendering
fuccccccccckkk
WHEN I GET TAGGED.. IN THINGS I DONT WANNA BE TAGGED IN!!
sitting in class 5 seconds later kid in front desk says: 'miss you forgot to COLLECT the homework :)'
FEMALES
out of my way bitches
round 32 on zombies host leaves
'it's been my life-long dream to be in the olympics!' is 15
23 killstreak knife
Trying to download steam games windows
DAmn youuuu physics!!
nhl thinks torontos making the playoffs next year what i do when i find out
thought cliff lee got 2nd win  sees highlights
Listening to metallica roommate comes in playing stupid gogo
after studying for hours runs out of time on quiz and fails
NOVA MAN !!!!!!!!!!!
Last class of the day teacher gives you homework
Talks to boyfriend for first time today he's a never ending pit of dickhole
say potato one more time po-ta-to
ADMIT YOU'VE   all way's wanted to do this
GETS HIGH DOESN'T MASTURBATE
I cheated on girl Friend and she no break up with me Da fuq
spent 4 hours straight on making awesome charcter skyrim crashes
Kamasutra? with >my< son&#223;1
Pack your bags you're going to minnesota
damn it use the format
redtube is undergoing maintainance
saying all wise things on facebook about life & shit they only react when i talk about Justin bieber
next door neighbors finally moved    worse people moved in
Andy griffith dies
'You two should go out' 'im working on it b*tch
invites you to webcam leaves the chatroom
When You ask for a coke they only have pepsi
Choose the most correct answer I'm Sorry but the other answer was more correct
makes two comments at youtube    gets captcha
try to log in on meme generator  can't log in
collects all 649 pokemon without saving DS dies
out of cigarettes stores don't open for 8 hours
gets ohad pizza he throws it up
txts back 'k'
Your buddy owes rent he didn't know how much
Kicked dave mustaine out of metallica started megadeth
get into a game and it starts  Then parents call you down stairs
Thanks kyle I lOve it when you changE my screen saver
tries to learn javascript
nailed every issue in a bar practice essay well below the standard
REgister for betakey never getting the betakey
tring to construct therapeutic group activities in spanish  WITH only une carte conceptuelle
Doing an Exam class clock states he has 10min. teacher screams time is up
PHONE RINGS
SHIT!!! SPIDER UNDER THE DESK
CRAFt BEER or nothing!
HAS THE FIRST CERTIFICATE IN ENGLISH STARTS A FORMAL LETTER WITH 'HI'
7:27.  7:28.  7:29. 7:30!!
GET BROKEN UP WITH BY PERSON YOU LOVE ELTON JOHNS 'YOUR SONG' COMES ON THE TV.
this is not c4?! where is my egyptian copy!!
that moment when  you try to look cool balancing the desk with your knees and it just flips over
sits down for a nice cup of coffee drops spoon on the floor
I don't normally flip tables but when i do.. oh wait wrong meme
when u get an f  and your friend gets an a
spurs 2-0 heat 2-0
yOU haVE lOST cONNECTION tO eA sERVERS arghhhhhhh
this is my style to handle a skripshit
this desk is wobbly !
Three A's in a row  On a scantron
PLAY DRAW SOMETHING WITH ME NOW
when i figured out 中国的 was'nt japanese
Dust 514 Slay game enough said
AIN'T NO ONE GONNA SETTLE CATAN!
Trying to use stapler hurts my wrist
mock test
blood sugars 40 again!!
your friend :P you for lacking such sense
10 year olds in COD FING NOOBTUBES!
Druuuuuuupaaaaaaal
takes all class to finish assignment Turns it in
How i feel when teacher wants to see homework i didnt do.
waste 154 hours in a game  defeat the final boss in two turns
saw boobs on omegle she's a man
finishes coding segmentation fault
Wanker!!!!
graduates from med school gets job at mcdonalds.
stays up all night doing project gets an 'f' anyways
time to take final forgot writing utensil
Oohhhh a cave a wild Zubat aPpears
Waited 10 years for diablo III Error 37
last ct alive awped through wall
this is why we can't have nice things
too drunk!!!!
introduced to ponies in late february season two ends 2 months later
oh crap this desk is really lightweight!!
fare matematica con gli juventini e' impossibile... 27 + 1 non &#232; 30 !!!
dimensions + webmethods!!! go to kill people everywhere!!
Get on computer and starts to load Go to bathroom and still hasn't finished
play the guitar cut the string
Stupid peach s***
Does homework: not due for another 2 WeEks Doesnt due homeworK: due today
spent 2 seconds typing out meme Computer dies
No More Coffee!!
I said pepsi not coke
when smosh ignores my clever tweets
You decided to proof read test for once... And you still fail.
SAID HI TO MATHS MATHS MAKES ME GO CRAZY
HEARS CLASSMATES FLIP TO NEXT PAGE OF EXAM STILL ON FIRST QUESTION
Slow internet connection youtube upload failed
Aaahhh CHOOOOOOO
Harvey sensei gives us 1 day to study for 50 point kanji quiz thats impossible!
When you get below a 90% Have a small melt down and give up on having a social life
damnit berny  get a life
Whasat U said?!!!!! wtf!!!!!
2 gigabyte download a wild 150kbps appears
look in bag for food realize u didnt bring any today
starts conversation with person that sits at this desk desk gets wiped
Y U GIVE ME  FACEBOOK TIMELINE (╯&#176;□&#176;）╯︵ ┻?┻
'go fish'  go to hell!!
Almost done essay Power turns off
E
UUUUUHHHHH!!!!!!! WHY HAS IT CRASHED!?!?!?!?
Why don't you follow rules that don't exist?
Y U HAVE NO RESOURCES 2 STEAL!!??
that moment when the person you like is already married
Kid next to you talks out Teacher sends you out in hall
F on math test F**k this s**t
Damn Trolls!! I worked hard on that meme!!
orders are here goodbye rotc motivation
That question wasn't in the study guide
started essay two weeks before hand still fails
Finally finished homework homework was due yesterday!!!
PLUTO YOUR GAY!!
SPENT THREE DAYS ON HOMEWORK TEACHER SAYS IT WAS COPIED AND PASTED.
what if instead of creating new movies we just re-release all the old popular movies in 3d...
Up all night looking at memes Can't find new ones
teacher not here ; let's go crazy
50 math questions all the same but different numbers
'These turtles are from an alien race...'
what you mean I'm no good at fung shway?
INTERN IS DOWN
IT'S FRIDAY F*CK THIS SHIT!
Y U NO Flip table?
Demands that you make a 3 hour journey... ...so they can avoid a 40 minute wait
LET THE ZOMBIE HUNTINg BEGIN!!
Playing GTA (in final mission) ...mom comes in
I say is it 3 4 the price of 2 She say no silly it's buy 2 get 1 free
Time: 4:20 LIVES IN SWEDEN...
GC Lagger enough this
know what?! i ragequit this debate
Go on leave come back to wrong profile.
team mate gives you longshot no ammo in it
MY PENCIL BROKE... Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
what do you mean we're all out of it?
wtf 1+1 this is an outrage
AP Stats
shuts down computer... didnt save work.....fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Pedarsi NAHUUUUJ
SANTORUm really louisiana?
TEXT ME BACK!
no text back ...
FK THAT SHIIIIITTTT
I asked for solo not coffee
Your password must contain three of the following characters...
cmcs chat spams urls imadbro
Another F
SHE WAS THE ONE TALKING! AHHHHHHHHH
Le Miami fan lebron misses a free throw to win the game
gets virus from google earth
KAteway DOWN!
My parents keep Making meat for dinner!
Manash wakel huhhhhhh!!
So You mean to tell me Minesweeper is a game in your country?
So let me get this straight Because of me
So you mean to tell me that you shit in perfectly clean water
so you're telling me that u drive in a car to the gym and then get on  a stationary bike for an hour?
So you are telling me you lost weight on purpose?
So you're telling me.. i just cry on camera
So you're telling me moms threaten to send spare food here
so they get a million dollars if they last 39 days... and its called survivor?
I appreciate your concern But aren't you suppose to be in the kitchen?
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME FOOD HAS AN EXPIRATION DATE?
so you're telling me you use clean water to clean plates that still have food
So you're telling me  students skip breakfast       because of laziness
So
So YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU WEAR A DIFFERENT SHIRT EVERY DAY?
you mean to tell me if i learn to throw a ball through a hoop
your telling me
wait
So you're telling me you buy water because its going to rain  too much?
so you're telling me
So you're telling me you got free healthcare and people are mad because of that?
this obesity you speak of HOW CAN I ACQUIRE it?
what do you mean you're 29 years old? are you immortal?
You spent $20k to come play with us instead of on developing clean water tech?
So you're telling me Water isn't brown?
so you mean to tell me that people in your country eat when they're sad?
you mean to tell me people in new orleans complained about too much water?
so you're telling me
You seem nice and all but I'm waiting for Brad and Angelina
you mean to tell me all those superbowl shirts are wrong?
You sure  You don't work for Kony?
so you're telling me
YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT THERE ARE ORGANIZATIONS GIVING SHELTER AND FOOD TO ABANDONED DOGS?
Fried chicken you say? Tell me more about this sorcery
So you'RE Telling me those people in facebook really think liking a picture will save me
WHAT do you mean you're 'full'?
SO U MEAN TO TELL ME U FREEZE WATER
so you want to adopt a child? you do know I have parents
You're Telling me you have so much clean water that you shit in it?
so you're telling me that i wouldn't be 'middle aged' in your country?
so you're telling me i can improve my risk to return ratio by leveraging a diversified portfolio?
so let me get this straight people in your country make fun of other people for eating too much?
so you're saying not everyone has three finger claw hands?
so you're telling me
So you just put on a mask and they give you a bunch of candy
You mean You lost weight on purpose?
You mean to tell me that americans leave pennies on the ground?
So you're telling me someone is using me to make a joke when I'm struggling to survive everyday?
Not sure if here to give food or preach about jesus
so you're telling me
So you mean to tell me that your people run just for the fun of it?
so you're saying there are such things as first world problems?
so you're telling me that people go fishing And then throw the fish back at the lake?
so girls post pics cause theyre starVing for atTention whiLe i am over tRying to get attention from starving
So you're telling me Your politicians can do absolutely nothing
So
You telling me you can build a house without goat shit?
let me get this straight you say the leading cause of death in your country is obesity?
So you're telling me You eat three times a day?
so you mean to tell me that white people in your country want to become black
So you're telling me. Black people in your country wear gold around their necks and are still poor?
So you're telling me you have so much clean water That you shit in it?
so let me get this straight you have shows about people competing to see who can cook the best food?
so you're telling me your dog has a therapist
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME PEOPLE JUST THROW RICE AT WEDDINGS AND NOBODY BOTHERS TO PICK IT UP?
so you are telling me  that fat women are having trouble finding a partner
and there's this thing called 'junk' food. ... okay
You mean to tell me people wait in line for an apple ...and it's not food??
so you're telling me you cook for your cat
so if i look like i'm ill people will send money?
So you're telling me that people do this 'diet' thing on purpose?
So you're telling me i should have 5 fingers
You're Telling me you have a machine So you can walk when you don't need to go somewhere?
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME IF I treat her like shit
So you mean to tell me We gettin Broncos shirts
let me get this straight the land of the free has the highest prison population?
So you mean to tell me people die in your country from over eating?
So your telling me you found the higgs boson?
so are you telling me you're angelina jolie?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME  THAT YOUR DOG HAS A HOUSE
so you're telling me The lochness monster still wants tree fitty?
you tellin' me You CAN eat too much?
fill me in here... You have 500 channels and still watch honey boo boo because?
So If I Believe in god I get to eat? Pass the gravy
sO YOU'RE TELLING ME people really fall for my uncle's prince scam?
cracker
so i am an internet sensation  and i'm still poor?
so let met get this straight you live in a rich country but you vacation in  3rd world countries?
So for the price of your sunglasses you could have saved my little brother?
SO YOU'LL HELP OUT A BLACK KID IN AFRICA BUT YOU'LL SEND THEM TO JAIL IN YOUR COUNTRY?
so you mean to tell me that the romans had plumbing before christ but we don't
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THE WORLD IS GONNA END FRIDAY
so you're telling me that in the usa all democrats have to do is say 'I take responsibility' and they never get punished?
That's an IpHone 5? Looks like last years samsung to me...
So they can track cell phones But not a plane
so your telling me they were stuck on a luxury ship and they were complaining about it?
So you mean to tell me one man just ate 68 hot dogs to win a contest
So you're telling me that kids in america have to eat broccoli for us?
so in your country they have food
So you tellin me willis doesn't know what he's talkin about?
so your telling me  that bruce willis was ACTUALLY a ghost
So you mean to tell me Your President is taking away your guns
so you mean to tell me that you drive in a car to the gym to get on the treadmill for an hour?
so let me get this straight... you spend money just to have my skin tone?
So you're telling me gaining weight is a bad thing
so you're telling me rich mature white women like young black men?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOUR DOG HAS IT'S OWN BED?
So you're telling me tyga is a rapper
You Mean people wait in line for an apple? And it's not food?
WAIT A SECOND AREN'T YOU FROM A 3RD WORLD COUNTRY TOO?
so what you're saying is i can get cheaper car insurance elsewhere?
So he took all the money and jerked off in the street?
So
So When am I gonna Get tosee that ass
so you're telling me... this war and famine is all part of god's better plan?
So you're telling me You want to sNeak me into the us and get me A fake birth certificate so i can be president 41 years from now?
so You expect me to believe that you are not 'counselor troi' from star trek next gen?
so your telling me that people take rides on ships across the atlantic for fun?
So you're telling me you're hungry but you don't want to eat
So you're telling me
So the jews have all the money but don't spend it?
So you're trying to tell me you get to choose between hot or cold water?
let me get this straight
so they get a million dollars if they last 49 days... and it's called survivor?
them real or fake titties
so you're telling me you talked angelina out of adopting me?
So You Are Telling Me Germany Beat brazil... In Beach Volleyball?
you're telling me you have so much clean water that you crap in it?
So you mean to tell me that  You use water fountains as decoration?
so you're telling me that kids in your country have more than three fingers
let me get this right you pay doctors to make your stomache smaller?
you're telling me MY WORLD COMES THIRD?
so you're telling me you have a tv channel where you watch people eat food?
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT... PEOPLE GIVE LEFTOVER FOOD TO DOGS?!?!
so you're telling me.. that if i cry on national television
So you're telling me YOu run the faucet full blast for 15 minutes so your boyfriend can't hear you shit?
so you're telling me
so your telling me madonna will never return my brother
So you're telling me they live with angelina jolie now?
So you raised $5000 for your trip to give me a candy bar...
So
you mean to tell me someone let you out of the kitchen
Are you telling me that i could have been Obama's sign language interpreter
so you're telling me your dog has his own house?
So you mean to tell me They medicate kids for being kids?
so what your saying is it rains too much in florida?
So what what you're telling me is An famous Anti-Semite can make a movie about Jesus and it's ok
so you're telling me
so you're telling me
so let me get this straight people pay money to stand for hours in freezing weather to look at adverts and watch a ball drop?
So you're telling me The spurs won the nba finals but i'm getting a miami shirt?
so you're telling me people spend real money for virtual money?
so kids go to school? It's not so bad here
Hey I just met you
So you're telling me you came here to 'find Yourself'?
so what you're saying is athletic black men the wealthy ones in america?
So you're telling me if I look in the mirror and  say 'Blurred Lines' 3 times Miley Cyrus will appear and start twerking on me?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME I ONLY HAVE 3 FINGERS
sO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT ONE DIRECTION ISN`T GAY
mean 2 tell me america claims to be the 1st to go to the moon.. yet they cant do that again?
Tell me more about how miserable your sunburn is
epic meal time they do what?
So your telling me that THE pATRIOTS LOST?
so you're sayin' that if i leave kenya someday i'll be president?
so if it's not the best mop i've ever tried  i can return it for full refund?
So you mean to tell me not being able to log into a game is a problem in your country?
some un-funny people make money telling jokes    bullshit
so woman if 5% of every dollar given goes to us where is the other 95%
your telling me  its not butter?
now hold on. You would do what for a Klondike bar?
so you're telling me that u drive in a car to the gym and then get on  a stationary bike for an hour?
So you're telling me   CRIMINALS in your country get a bed and two meals a day?
like this? and you can get the whole fist in?
so the prince wants to send me 2 million and all he needs is my bank account?
So you're saying life is like a box of chocolates? what is this chocolate you speak of?
So
So you're telling me .... monsanto is giving us these seeds for free
so you mean to tell me
So you're telling me you get whiter when you stay inside?
SO LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT People stand in line for an apple
So
you pay money for bags of dirt?
So you are telling me Arming everyone would end gun violence?
let me get this straight lady you get money to write a story about me but i don't get any money
so you're telling me
they can have christmas sales but i can't say merry christmas  bullshit
some adults wear Diapers  bullshit!
YOU CAN MEET YOUR GRANDPARENTS WITHOUT SUMMONING THEIR SPIRITS?
So
so you're telling me  you do not eat your sister when they die?
So what you're saying is  you still don't have my money?
so you mean to tell me I'm supposed to have 5 fingers on my left hand?
So your telling me you have food and i can have it if i get 1000 likes
Adopt me?! Shit
So your telling me that If i believe in jesus  you'll feed me
A white girl? Daddy you shouldn't have
weed cost money bullshit
So you're telling me that i can go to school for free because i play rugby?
so you're sayin'
S0
so you're telling me... that they have a place that sells chicken wings in buckets?
so your telling  me you feed your leftovers to a dog?
so you're saying i can turn invisible
So YOURE telling me This Kony guy gives out free snacks?
SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT NIRVANA'S DRUMMER IS FOO FIGHTERS' FRONTMAN
so you mean to tell me in your country admins give you character resets in-game?
You're telling me you'll visit sweden?
So you're telling me fox has nothing better to do than debate the race of santa claus?
So what you're saying is the whole pacific ocean is a cess pool
you gonna be one 'o' my hoes i'm gonna have to sample the merchandise
So lets get this straight. Kendrick say he the King of NY & y'all mad  but Kanye say he God & that's cool?
So you're telling me You're gonna fuck me with a pillow
You really think you can call me the 'n' word??
a woman can fap in public without anyone knowing   bullshit
So you're telling me people actually eat full meals then puke them up to be skinny?
so you're telling me u give your gun to the police and got money for that?
68% of people polled agree  you deduced i must think that way too?
Oh
Was it good or was it bad? Because it looks like it's dead..
you got oprahs number?
how can i put this gently  ok
women buy fake boobs bullshit
then luke goes looking for  OBI WAN KENOBI
hot women get a lot of free stuff  bullshit
Eva Green is the best bond girl ever   bullshit
a remake of diff'rent strokes? i'm listening
So Let Me Get This Straight You Get Free Food for having More Children? And it's Called Food Stamps?
A white girl with a ghetto booty?
so you mean to tell me that flies are not a food group?
So you're telling me you eat more because I starve?
so you're telling me I can save 15% or more by switching to geico
So you mean to tell me hundreds of people are putting captions on this picture?
So you are telling me that in america there are vans that give free candy away?
so let me get this straight some women purposely don't eat so they can model clothes?
So you mean to tell me The idea of a rich white man adopting two poor black boys Has alreay beeN done?
So you mean to tell me Skinner is more wide then tall?
So you're Telling me  you're flushing 38 million gallons of water away
so you mean to tell me real men don't kidnap girls
So you're telling me that you're not the only white person in the world
My face when she tells me It's ok I'm on birth control
So you're telling me There's a chance
You mean to tell me you spend lots of money on paper that you crap on and toss away?
So you're telling me that  no one will notice fake Sign language ..?
So you tell me Your government spends your unborn grandchildrens money?
So you're telling me Spending more money than last year is a 'sequester'
So your telling me because of me you push yourself to finish all your food?
so... you are telling me if i sell my appliances to c&d scrap metal... they will pay me in $2 bills?!?!
So When the rebels come back You still going to be here
So You Mean to tell me I have to be 18 to do that
so your telling me not everything on the internet has viruses
You really think  I can eat for only 99 cents a day?
so youre telling me a white kid spent $2000 of financial aid on fast food while a mexican kid can just get it for free from their aunt?
You mean to tell me... I need to be 15 minutes prior to 15 minutes prior?
You telling me hoes in America Get no love?
So you tell me The 49ers didn't win the Super Bowl?
Shiiiit Willis wasn't talkin Bout You!
so you're telling me
Why don't you just give me some water?
So.... you wanna bang?
there is an award for acting? bullshit!
there's this girl a vampire and a werewolf   bullshit
so youre telling me  you went 30-0 and didnt camp?!
bish is you fo real?
So you're telling me... THat you pay more for a sandwich with no crust
So you're telling me Survivor is a game in your country?
Whatchoo Mean 'Black' Friday?
so you're telling me
so you're saying black people in america get rich by complaining that life sucks for black people in america?
it's very nice where you're from huh  sooo
OOhh I see You one of them redbones
so you mean to tell me you actually have a term for have eaten too much food
damn shawty
SO you're telling me This meme is on the lame tier? Why?
So you're telling me that people voluntarily give up eating during the day for one month?
so you're telling me you take a break when you eat too much food
So you say Paul Ryan will now be the next President?
So you're telling me  that money cant buy love but it can buy one hour with you
you mean to tell me i need a glass of milk a day to promote healthy bones?
So you're saying someone somewhere
are you sure you wont buy a rolex?
So you're Telling me Obesity is a Problem in your Country
willis didn't die of hunger ? what u talkin' bout ?
so you are telling me When I have a birthday  i should thank people who wished me happy birthday
So You're Telling Me that You like to visit KONY Island
So you're telling me you're going to change my name
that's what you said about immunization and that shit hurts.
you just tell them what you want... and they cook it and serve it to you?
So if I let this white dude hold me I'll be on a commercial in America?
So your friend who wants to hire me his name is kony?
your tellin me people squish perfectly edible flys?
so you're  telling me you freeze water so you can add water to your water?
can i smell your car
what make you think that i would like to see inside of your white van
So you telln me you support BE Magazine But aint brought a copy?
so you tell me teemo top is really op
Your real personality is your alter ego And your Alter ego is You?
so your telling me you came to africa to make a video on how poor we are but won't take one of us with you to ADOPT?
Oh yeah im hungry and could use a pair of shoes but why don't you spend that money on some TOOTHPASTE BIATCH!
So you mean to tell me That I can create my own memes?
so you're telling me that you don't know who is doctor who?
Yeah
So you mean to tell me there's something called money
a sphincter says what?
So You Mean To Tell Me That  She's Still Fast Asleep After The Alarm?!?!
So you're telling me Jeffrey dahmer wants to have me over for dinner?
(NF) So you're telling me that kids in America are playing with water for recreation at theme parks  And my mother died yesterday from dehydration
So you mean to tell me leftovers are real?
Hey lady
we're only stopping for a few hours in cape town?
So you mean to tell me You can get water for free
You telling me that... Y'all gots a nigger president??
did you just tell me to check my privilege?
Are you trying to tell me you got boobs?
What if i told you that math is shit
So let me get this straight you mean to say Commas are necessary for writing?
so you're telling me People buy pants without pockets
Hold Up for $0.30 a day
so yo're telling me... eminem sucks and bieber rocks??
so you won't marry me mother of dragons
So you mean to tell me That    You HAVE GUNS THAT SHOOT WATER?
so your trying to tell me that shit in japan is not going to make me glow in the dark?
so you mean to tell me I can get $2000 for a kidney?
let me get this straight... You've had black and you are still going back?
Let me get this straight... Obama limits the nsa spying on foreign countries
David keith promoted spraying aluminum into the sky and he thinks he'll escape the people's wrath? shhhheeet
So your telling me you only made $50
So you mean to tell me #Mavericks is on and #Gmail happens to fail
So you mean to tell me angelina jolie doesn't want my d?
So You're Telling me a Horse lost a fight to a bird and now i get a free t-shirt?
so you're telling me you have three dragons
So you mean to tell me  Skinny is sexy in america?
so u mean to tell me obama increased his net worth by 8 million &spent 14 million on vacations. while only earning 3 million in that time?
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT 'HE' IS A TEACHER?
I may be starving But at least my milk doesn't come in a bag
you mean to tell me that the rain is just for the dynos?
YOUR TELLING ME YOU WHERE ALL ALONE WITH THOSE #PALACE NIGGAS AND YOU DIDNT TASTE THE PINEAPPLE?
So you mean to tell me i have to pay for my own petrol?
Folarin I heard that kfc is $4 in america
6 McNuggets in a happy meal.. But is it a winning team?
so let me get this straight you take drugs that makes you hungry?
So you mean to tell me Michelle Obama tells us to eat less?
So You're Telling Me The Cleveland Browns are better than the NY Giants?
Im malnourished So can I have some?
water comes from where?  Ridiculous magic.
So you paid millions of dllars for a rail system that takes longer than walking?
Gangsta rap is glorified in your country... and y'all don't understand racial profiling?
So you're telling me the other side is racist when you're calling an obvious hispanic dude a 'cracka' and making that the centerpiece of your case?
So you mean to tell me
so you're telling me that if I change my profile picture to an equal sign i'll be cool and make a difference...
so you mean to tell me ms erin burnett
so let me get this straight you choose to buy bottles of water and then complain about the price of gasoline?
So you're telling me you didn't read the topline?
so you're telling me that your bed is too soft
So you mean to tell me that you buy your food in your country?
so you're telling me there is this place called east st. louis that reminds you of here?
where i live if there's TROUBLE we call the cops not blow their head off
UH
So you're telling me that Even I am irish on st paddy's day?
so you are telling me that you burn your bread in order to make unbaked bread and then throw it out and buy bread?
So you are telling me you don't have aids?
What do you mean fda?
So you're telling me  THAT IN AMERICA THEY LET THE DOGS OUT INSTEAD OF EATING THEM?
i dunno kim you've banged a lot of guys
you're telling me you use clean water to wash extra food off your dishes ?
If you are british why is your skin so dark?
So you're telling me kids in your country throw fits when they receive free clothing as a gift?
that price is way too high ill give you half
So you mean to tell me  There are steps to revision
so you're telling me you used to be a man
sooo
So you're telling me kids refuse to come downstairs for dinner because they're playing a game?
so... you bang?
So you're telling me... The rains in aFrica are blessed?
so let me get this straight it takes 5 sissy boys to become a hit worldwide?
So you mean to tell me you wrote a review of Samsung android 4.1.1 and called it 'lame' And now you want to give up cyanogenmod 10 just so you can run Samsung Premium Suite?
So You spent $150
So let me get this straight In ca you can get a ticket for skating at a skatepark
So You're telling me My Great Uncle Obama got all you white Folks to vote for him again
You're telling me people from new jersey can vote by email but our soldiers overseas can't?
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I CAN BE YOUR PRESIDENT EVEN THOUGH I WAS BORN IN KENYA?
so you're telling me the light turns on when you hit the switch
So your telling me DuBstEp is music
so you're tellin me
What if I told you We've been performing method acting since the days of enslavement
so you mean to tell me our village idiot got re-elected as your president?
so you mean to tell me our village idiot got re-elected as your president?
Swam in dirty water has three fingers
So you're telling me that you're forced to drink water because you don't have anything else to drink?
SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU HAVE CANDY FOR ME IN THAT big van with no windows?
show me them titties then we'll talk
So you are telling me I'll be Only the seventh black person to live in redding?
so you're telling me you egg someone's house if they dont give you candy
So you mean to tell me Obama was born 2 miles from here
so he's a guy... but he drives a rav4?
so your're telling me  that you came here without a sandwich
So you're telling me that you get lottery tickets to win money and you scratch off the ticket with money?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ANDRE IGUODALA ISNT ON THE SIXERS ANYMORE
You blessed the rains down in africa did you? i hope it doesnt take a lot to keep me away from you.
So You're Telling ME

So you say Star citizen wont be pay to win? we will see about that when the game is released.
You sponsor an African child? How come I aint seen none of that green shit?
So the poor people in your country are actually fatter than the rich people?
So you want to belive that in america our votes actually count?
It's OK for A DOG TO BE ON THE ROOF OF OBAMA's MOUTH BUT NOT ON THE ROOF OF ROMNEY's car?
honey
So you're telling me that you have an unlimited supply of clean water and still complain that 'There is nothing to drink'?
So u tell me the us spent 1 trillion making war to a plant and the plant still wins?
SO YOUR TELLING ME 12 YEAR OLDS IN AUSTRALIA WANT TO HAVE SEX?
You have a Boyfriend ? and YOU HAVE YOUR STUFFED ANIMALS?
So you're telling me  you still believe we are living in a democratic world
SO YOUR TELLING ME YOU PUT FROZEN WATER IN YOUR WATER TO COOL YOUR WATER?
So you are telling me  if i believe in creationism i can make it rain?
you say you wanna be an actress how far you willing too go
so you're telling me in america they pay extra for less calories?
so let me get this straight you actually smoke a plant that makes you hungry
You mean to tell me you'll build me a school... but you won't give me your sunglasses?
so you're telling me  those glasses are $350 and all you give me is plain cold oatmeal
So you have Drinkable water at your house But you spend what I Live on for a day For a Bottle?
so you're telling me... if we're real nice to muslim terrorists
you mean to tell me our villiage idiot Became president of the united states?
IF U GIVE ME CHOCOLATE I MAY BE ABLE TO HELP YOU
so to get free healthcare  I need to pay for it or get fined
you're at the fair so you post about it on faecbook?
so you're telling me  u have a thing called money to buy stuff
YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT THERE ARE ORGANIZATIONS GIVING SHELTER AND FOOD TO ABANDONED DOGS? Woof!
so you''re telling me i'm too old to breastfeed?
So your telling me
So
you're telling me that despite USA being the richest nation in the world
so
So you're telling me that we're going to Lotus And I can eat all I want?
Can i have  Yo' Numbah?
so you're telling me that all americans love obama?
So you're saying that gay people shouldn't be killed?
So let me get this straight You have so much clean water that you shit in it?
so you mean to tell me you buy clothes that you never wear
so you're telling me you didn't get me any headlight fluid?
so your telling  me you feed your leftovers to a dog?
So.. tell me more about this fried chicken..
So you're telling me
So you're telling me you pee into clean water?
Hold up 50 Shades of grey isn't about a color blind painter?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME  YOU GIVE YOUR DOG BOTTLED WATER
So you're telling me they have snapbacks and tattoos?
so you're telling me if you've been here long enough
so Your telling me theirs a dawg out their called xzibit copying my pose?
you mean to tell me if i go america and sing about swag
So you're telling me that my people in your country
so you are telling me there are more positive things in people's life than hiv?
All men created equal? Look around you.
So let me get this straight raping a virgin won't cure my aids?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME MOHAMED BILE LOVES DERRICK MORGAN BUT SAYS HE'S NOT GAY
so you mean to tell me  that bitches aint shit but ho's and tricks?
So your telling me... That peOple actually want to be anereXiC
so you're telling me IF I GREW UP IN AMERICA
Im not buyin Dis shit
so you're telling me there are contests to see who can eat the most?
so how much crack we talkin about?
SO HERES MY NUMBER... CALL ME MAYBE?
you feed bread.. ..to birds?
so you're telling me people throw out food  on purpose!?
So You're telling me Frank Black is white?
so these Bullimics
so you mean to tell me  you paid to come to africa?
i'm 6 years old there's no such thing as kfc
so you're telling me your on a machine that can get you to a sum of just about all of man kind's KNOWLEDGE
so You'RE SAYING... IT'S SHRIMP......and it's jumbo?
whachu talkin bout willis?
so you're telling me that bono *wasn't* the president of the u.n.?
so you're telling me you came to tak to me because of something you found on the internet?
So you're telling me You took that kony shit seriously?
so you're telling me in your country goats aren't allowed to come inside the house?
you mean to tell me in your country people eat rice as a side dish?
So this has nothing to do with white guilt or a college application
So you're telling me in back to the future they go to the past?
so you are telling me the internets are a series of tubes
SO IM GETTING THIS DOWNLOAD COMPLETLY FREE WITH NO VIRUS?
In my country you give me money? but  in your country i steal your money?
So youre telling me in usa they have water from a pipe
YOU TELLIN ME  IM SUPPOSED TO EAT CHICKEN OUT OF  A BUCKET
So you're telling me you shIt in clean water
you're telling me that you smoke a tree that makes you hungry for fun?
you mean to tell me you hate being educated?
Do I look like I need rice?
So you're telling me That the hunger games is not based on a true story?
you mean to tell me that i'm the reason you had to finish your broccoli?
EVEN IF THEY CAN HAVE ALL THE FOOD THEY WANT MODELs EAT LIKE Us ??
are you sure you don't want to buy my umbrella?
So you're telling me 'ice' is water frozen into the solid state?
So you're telling me that... being 'fat' is a disease?
so you're telling me we shouldn't grow crops in our own feces?
so you mean to tell me micheal Jackson was black at some point
Do i look.. Italian?
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT I CAN SAVE 15% ON MY CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO?
YOU GOT WATER IN YOUR OWN HOUsE YOU MUsT BE MILLIONAIRE !!
so
so you're telling me this madonna has a lot of money?
So if I let you take my picture My village will get a water well
So You're telling me  Those people in america really think liking a picture will save me?
So you're going to adopt me and i don't need to kill my family?
So you're telling me the americans think liking a picture will save me? ha
so you mean to tell me a bus monitor gets 200k in a day when i only get $.20 a day?
So they just like things on facebook... And that helps me how?
You really think someone would do that? Just lie on the internet?
So you're saying because I have sickle cell I can't get malaria?
You mean y'all fell for that kony shit?
i bet you're glad you came here your resume gonna look GOOOOOD
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THE PATRIOTS DIDN'T WIN THE SUPER BOWL?
you use mines to play a game
You say you don't work with kony?
are you sure  kony won't get me?
white people made a huge ass mess in my backyard
Can I see some  identification?
Can i eaT this 'bible'?
are you telling me people know we're starving?
what do you mean the bills aren't a dynasty?
soum @bob
so you're telling me that it bothers you when you cook too much rice ?
Is this a game to you? Cuz I feel like ur trying to play me
So You're Telling Me That A 60 Year Old Shit His Pants
What do you mean your not retarted  But you bought a ford
Your biggest problem is Bulimia WTF is that??!!
So You Mean to tell me  i don't have to compete with my classmates?
you mean to tell me you two left az to come to another desert?
Sinyal disana jelek? yakin?
so you mean to tell me not all teenage girls are completely irrational?
thats the  same shit you said to my ancestors
So you're telling me
cant even digest a comeback
So you mean to tell me that that mimi still hasn't figured out that nikko leaked the sex tape? seriously?
so you're telling me.. libertarians aren't just subsistence farmers?
so you telling me you can club but aint got no food
You mean to tell me you need a job  That pays enough for running water?
so you're telling me people subscribe to shakaama on youtube but don't share all of his videos
John 3:16? CHeck out Nahum 3:16 then get back to me
Let me get this straight you ain't gay?
So you're telling me that australian solar cars are in fact solar's cars?
so you are saying you are a faggot?
So you're telling me that with the abc schedule we won't work more than 40 hours?
idhuku  na sirikanuma?
?ז ?ת רוצה להגיד לי ?שלחברה של נדב קור?י? מ?יה
SO You're Telling me you went to gay pride and kissed a girl
So you mean to tell me you dont want to eat your food because its too pretty?
Now put your computer away And clean the fucking kitchen. Bitch
So you're telling me that you spend money on smart phones  But don't use them to reply
So you're telling me THE LOS ANGELES KINGS IS YOUR FAVORITE TEAM
so you tell me you are a psychic and that i kevin heart will become famous?
so you mean to tell me you don't finish your food?
I PROMISE YOU GEORGE THIS IS OUR CHILD
You mean to tell me That you got 50 new clients and only made 15 calls?
why should i get into your van
So capitalism built this world? But I can't blame capitalism for the problems of the world?
so you're telling me asia had flush toilets over 4000 years ago
So you mean to tell me that everyone in your COUNTRY is fat
You're telling me You Haven't Slept with Justin Cooley?
you're telling me you colonised the shit out of my culture
Soooo your telling me
so you're telling me there is a red headed clown that tries to lure kids into a beef shop to eat
Me est&#225;s diciendo que en tu pa&#237;s si un pol&#237;tico no roba
OLETKO VARMA ETT&#196; KAHVIOSTA EI SAA PURKKAA?
You tellin me  Y'all have so much water you even pee on it?
You are really beautiful and all but you Know i am only dating blonde
YOU CAN BE MY MUM BUT IF YOU BUY ME AN XBOX I ACCEPT TO BE YOUR MAN
so you're telling me that people in your country say they're 'starving' as an exaggerated expression for hunger?
Yes so I lack money... but you my dear madam lack class
S0... You are single right?
So
So you're telling me the phone bill is now $206.57? That seems a little extreme to me
You mean to tell me Melinda cooked?
So you mean to tell me  Lil wayne is considered talented...
so you mean to tell me 300 girls disappear and their parents -- do nothing ?
people think of me when they finish their food. then why didn't the jackasses give me any?
Gary Coleman?! Bitch
So you telling me  My nigga DJ Money Mook done dropped that gas money 2
So You mean to tell me You don't follow me on twitter?
so your tellin me when i get a sugar rush  i can punch through walls and and do muscle up for reps
i don't know you heard about me but i'm a motherfucher p.i.m.p.
so you telling me if i acquire 8 deals in 8 weeks i get my $800 back?
cos&#236; mi stai dicendo che  se inserisco aranzulla nelle parole chiave del parental control non mi appare pi&#249; il suo blog?
A Gym? So you're telling me You pay somebody so you can do menial labor?
HOW ABOUT YOU LET ME SEE THOSE TITTIES FIRST
HOW ABOUT YOU LET ME SEE THOSE TITTIES FIRST THEN WE CAN TALK
Whatchu mean i Flaked
So what your telling me is I can pull an Ultimate Rare card from a Rally Pack
So you're telling me i get a 100 for making this shitty meme?
so you're telling me you tanned to blend in?
you mean to tell me  u dont do drugs in america
shouldn't you grab a popcorn
So you mean to tell me people are captioning this photo of me right now?
You mean to tell me.... He's a he but dresses like a she?
so your tellin me fox might not #renewsurvivingjack?
How about I tap that ass And steel your gramz bitch
So you mean to tell me if i pay my bill on time i can avoid late fees and disconnects?
So You're telling me.. You're not voting for Gabby?
So you mean to tell me you're married  But you have sex less than 3 times a week?
So let me get this straight It's a Limo - but you charge the same as a taxi?
So you mean to tell me That FAG is going to get this order?
s s
you're telling me people make a living  sending other people here for vacation?
So you mean to tell me you're a millionaire and you're asking for the minimum ticket price?
LEMME GET THIS STRAIGHT JOAQUIN and POWDER R THE SAME PERSON?
So are you telling me  that you are not florencia?
SO YOUR SAYING... XBOX ONE IS BETTER THAn PS4?
tes entrain de mdire que les quebecois ont reelue le parti liberal? esti dprovince de cul...
So you're telling me the money is mine?
i think your white balance is off
So you mean to tell me This roto assignement can be done in one day?
so they know how many signed up but not how many paid?
so let me get this straight you are Ray Wu?
You're an seo agency and you let the client choose the keywords?
So when royal mail goes private my stamps will cost less?
So you mean to tell me you trolling my facebook with all that drama in your life??
So your tring to say that you throw food away
If the universe is expanding 
So you mean to tell me Angelina sent you
so you are telling me that if shes dirty she never showers?
so you could've been like me if not for the word bossy
wHAT DO YOU MEAN? PEOPLE USE CONDOMS TO HAVE PROTECTED SEX
So tell me again How someone steps on a cactus
You pay extra to have things shipped to you  in 2 days instead of 3 days?
hello son is it true that Trinbagonian's make the best curry crab & dumplings in the workd. you ever my mudda curyy crab an dumplane miss lady!
so you say you like younger men REALLY
So you mean to tell me You can't make a meme?
Est&#225;s a tentar dizer que o sporting foi roubado?
so you mean to tell me if i make excuses for my whole team
I'm gonna bash u in the mouth if you dont  show me some republican boobs.
So you're telling me  there is actual band practice at this monday's eatathon
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOU STILL NOT ON VIBER?
So
Oh Really?
So your telling me  People boost to get good kds
So you are telling me we never be able to play any tournament
So you are telling me The first world didn't invent that term?
so your telling me if i break the  law
You're telling me $5 entry and $5 pints?
So you mean to tell me  'Play smart' doesn't mean take 3rd?
so you mean to tell me There's a 30% chance I have aids?
So you're telling me Your finance deal is better than using ?
so you're telling me the accepte value for the downward acceleration of gravity is only a slight deviation from pi squared?
So your telling me You never played persona 4?
So you mean to tell me 3 dj's make a company?
?ת רוצה להגיד לי שהתחיל הפרויקט !? ועדין ?ין הסכ?
You sure u a virgin? Then why did i hear weird noises of a man and u in the room
watchoo talkin' 'bout did i say it good?
You told Shivay Lamba is awesome  I know he Is!!!
You mean to tell me that you aint got no whistling kitty chasers?
So you are telling me facebook has now access to all my phone numbers?
lol no seriously
so your telling me  you know who your father is?
so those sunglasses worth more than my village?
so drake  started from the bottom?
what do you mean: 'Hansel
So you mean to tell me YOU RUN A BUSINESS BUT DON’T KNOW THE IMPORTANCE OF A LOGO?
so you mean to tell me that guns dont kill people
So you mean to tell me Dale Jr Is the best race car driver
so you're telling me recently posted characters are not visible to the public?
you you're telling me... I won?
so you're saying if i did them every day
so your trying to tell me that you want to avoid the mess you made in your 2007 farm
So wait... If minimum wage raises I'm gonna get a job?
so you mean to tell me walruses aren't mythical creatures
You mean to tell me Joomla is secure now?
So you're telling me.. that this tamagotchi is going to outlive me?
So you're telling me You are trying to lose weight on purpose?
you people actually enjoy going out in the snow and ice wearing skin tight clothing and travelling on skis at 70mph?
so you mean to tell me paris hilton is still djing?
imagine this shit maybe
top secret? ye i know that
so ur telling me 
celebrity overdoses-world goes apeshit ever heard of malaria?
So you're telling me The Broncos didnt win the Super Bowl?
sach batana tune joke maarne ki koshish ki na?
Your telling Facebook is 10 year old What the fudge is Facebook... and fudge?
This shit ain't laced Is it?
so you mean to tell me that popular culture can be defined?
Is you gone top me? Or na
Soooo
if you dont know who i am  you get out of my COUNTRY
Where Did U Get That?
so what you're saying is... a 'unicorn' verified my type?
So your telling me If i spend $5000 I get this shipped free?
So Americans are so bored... They make problems?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME LADIES NIGHT IS OFFICIALLY AT SPORTSTIME NOW?
so your telling me burger king makes a big mac with bigger
you mean to tell me lots of mcdonalds is cheap
So you mean to tell me .. Tea District drink! Tropical storm with coconut jellies gets Errol out of Timeout
HAHAHAHAHA! You mad bro?
so you mean to tell me australia is not racist?
if you dont know who i am  you get out of my COUNTRY
so your telling me that americans do this 'diet' thing on purpose?!
So in America
So wait
so your telling me they are all americans
so you're telling me Not only do people in your country struggle to avoid food
so you're telling me THAT YOU can DRINK A GLASS OF CLEAN WATER whenever you want then you  pour out what you don't drink
so your are telling me that Arvind kejirwal misplaced all the proofs he had against corruption
So having so much food around you that it makes you fat is a bad thing?
So you buy your coffee When you can get your espresso drink for free?
Nine year old niggas in the hood be like Midlife crisis already?
sO I CANT READ ENGLISH but you gave me woolworths collector card books
so you're telling me 5000 people buy the same shirt
so you mean to tell me  you're in the struggle
So you say that  your virgin ha….
So you're telling me  the improved school letter grades don't have to do with how they were calculated
So having so much food around you that it makes you fat is a bad thing?
you tell us you love us why don't you subscribe?
so you mean to tell me lucian wasn't the first dark skinned champion?
So let me get this straight people around the world choose one day to be nice to one another?
fast mustang?
tu veux voir mon zizi
you give them a million dollars if they survive? But you Know they WON't survive.
So you're telling me that the stores pay you to take their food for free?
what do you mean
you mad?
so you're telling me you do things a person in a developed country would do?
U wanna tell me that im black?
who DA hell is phil robertson? i'm homeless and dont have a tv..or a house
so you're telling me americans makes hoaxes?
so you're telling me christmas has to end?
so u mean to tell me Dr.dre is not a real doctor
so your telling me? he didn't fart
so your telling me there will be dark psy at rainbow serpent 2014
She WANTS  ...THE D!
so you're sayin' you worked 15 hours and come to me lookin fresh with no money
So you're telling me rentshare is free for landlords?
FAME
so you are telling me they FRy CHICKEN in your  country
so you're telling me that in your country
Hold on a second..... this isn't disney world?
so you're telling me..  if i put this fly on my face
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU HAVE CHICKEN ROAST FRO CHRISTMAS
Are You... Serious?
Cuashon Guard Me ?
so you mean to tell me you can play shaco jungle without feed the enemy team?
So you mean to tell me rice is more fitting than chicken
So you re telling me... That you can actually have more than 100 fps in csgo?
So you mean to tell me I scored the most points in the league and didn't make the playoffs
kalau gue jelek Masalah buat loe
So you telling me I eat rice three times a day... But you just spent $300.00 on your fucking cat at the vet's office...
College and Career Ready? I just want to play with my legos.
So you mean to tell me in sports class you write and read And not do sports
wat is er gebeurd kees? nou
Hai ca deja esti vagabond...
so..you are telling me if i sell my appliances to c&d scrap metal... they will pay me in $2 bills?!
so..you are telling me if i sell my appliances to c&d scrap metal... they will pay me in $2 bills?!
so u r telling me that murali can become the hero of  devdas 2
so your telling me you didn't pay the application fee but you want to go to abc?
So u mean to tell me  Fat bitches need love to
KALENDER AJA BISA GANTI DARI OKTOBER KE NOVEMBER MASA HATI LO ENGGAK..
nos temos 100% maturidade
eh ano ngaun kung Ac ka
Vaise baat toh teri bhi sahi hai
So you're telling me That you're a girl and burn houses down
bitch where is my kool aid LE LOL
so tomato sauce and ketchup are the same thing?
So you mean to tell me Carra joined Skysports to troll Neville
Un amor interminable tambien se termina... Cuando lo tratan como una mierda...
So you mean to tell me the guy in the stretcher won?
So you tellin me ... You too smooth to roll wit it
All I gotta do is pick up one weight and i'll be ripped for life. And ur saying I owe the white man for that?
So you're telling me 9/11 was an inside job?
Monsanto Rice you say ?
So you got banned from Chatter for going to TC- Real Talk
So Rockstar made over a Billion in 3 days
E a&#237; Rob&#227;o Vai me dizer q &#241; esta com os amarelin
entao vc esta me dizendo que o black block  irrastreavel
So you're telling me I am a meme?
ma scuzati. v-a disparut taraba..
Pra Ti pom thu Dashuria nuk njeh Moshe PRA: A Martohemi
SO YOUR TELLING ME THE FALCONS ARE 11-3 AGAINST THE SAINTS AND THEY STILL THINK THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO CROW ABOUT?
Ape pondan2 ni Kau lah pondan!! haha
Cosi mi stai dicendo  Che sei di livello 94?
SAU POATE.... VREA Să TE SCOATĂ LA UN SUC
quindi mi stai dicendo che ci rivedremo tutti in polonia?
quindi mi stai dicendo che ci rivedremo tutti a cracovia?
So you're telling me your country is bombing syria because syria is bombing syria?
Asi que se llama Karla y vende negritos
So your telling me... You really start Gerrard right wing?
25 Cents a Day and                       You Trying To Tell Me... Aint Nobody Got Time for That?
You mean to tell me 1
You mean to tell me that there used to more than ball pythons at reptile expos?
How's that lucrative ball python market working out for you?
That someone stole the top text?
so your telling me you keep cats as pets?
naoszt Encsi baszni szeretel?
so u mean to tell me i'm an autistic meme now
MIKOY!   alam ba yan ng nanay mooow!?
yer ker nie..... ><
Quindi mi stai dicendo che... Dio ci ama cosi' tanto da avermi voluto far nascere con l'aids?
so you're telling me that iit students bunk more than the normal puc students?
mai sailesh ka beta hoon kyu koi shak
So u mean swangdangger Is my Pappy ??
Wa is u problem mevrouw U kop kindje
Deci dacă mai bag incă 3000 lei in ea Va merge sigur?
So you mean to tell me sbaa students can't excel in other things?
So you mean to tell me notre dame really didn't beat alabama for the national championship
So you're tellin me
so you  think you can dance
it's free 
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME  I CAN'T SIMPLY USE GOK?!
you mean to tell me....in your country mosquitos are small?
So your telling me... It's $5 to see them titties?!
So you mean to tell me Nobody noticed I have 3 fingers
Did you say shadow fiend? or shadow feed?
So your telling me the newest chrome runs Fine on XP But somehow IE10 can't?
so you're saying toliet water is dirty
Me estas diciendo que tunnel fest
o0hh yeah.....
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME PAAN ABBY ABADI NEW HUBBY?
menurut lo gua ganteng gak?
i got swag do you?
look lady i do not know if i can trust you.
So you're telling me that people walk round cities pretending things exist and use non-existent weapons to blow them up just to own them?
So
so you're telling me... americans blow their heads off when they can't find lego on clearance?
Mi stai dicendo... Che Christian Willson non &#232; un puttaniere?
so you telling me if i left my wallet on purpose Fadhil will spend me
Is that really your own hair?
So what your telling me is that you don't have to be mexican to be sexy?
so you mean to tell me when it's cold you heat your house... and inside you have a fridge to keep your food cold?
you looking at me because im black?
so you telling me yall not gonna ask me questions .
treasure island residents be like  what is a bart?
you mean to say  you have animals in cages
so someone told you you had bought me a mosquito net?
so youre saying someone pays &#163;5 a month for that penny i get?
so your saying for that penny i get a month someone pays &#163;5
ano? merong ka pa bang sasabihin???
So
so your telling me
whoa whoa whoa did you just call me 'johnny cakes'?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME EVERYTHING IS FREE AT THE PARK?
wait
So you're telling me you tried to make a funny meme and you forgot to eat?
You're telling me you aint got time fo that
so
so you tell me  my cousin subangan actually runs without being chased by rebells
So you're telling me people deliver food to your house?
so you're telling me that people use my photo everyday without asking and paying me?
so you are telling me you have problems with too much water?
so you're telling me if you buy me ap for my imvu account nobody will know ?
so you're telling me that josse is secretly gay?
So you're telling me Hanes shirts are tag free?
So if I get my bum out  You'll give me volvic?
U CAN SOLD ME 2H STRONG AXE  ?
So you mean to tell me that fishing is a privilege while gun ownership is a right
so your telling me Matt harvey pitched 9 innings gave up 1 hit
your'e telling me that you just got trolled?
so you mean to tell me the girls didn't pee the whole time?
so you're telling me i have to pay first and last month's rent plus a security deposit?
so you're telling me i have to spend 6 hours in a lab and then 12 on the report?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME BELI PHONE BARU DAPAT PAKWE DEKAT MATRIKS?
you mean to tell me you throw food *away*
So you're Telling me he's walking on the Fields in his break??
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME  YOU THROUGH FOOD AWAY?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS ANGELINA JOLIE ISN'T A KIDNAPPER?
So you tellin' me Scyther can't Lern fly With deM big ass wanGs?
So you mean to tell me  I aint getting paid for this
So you're telling me you waited an hour and then the plane didn't have wifi? Hardly seems worth it
So you mean to tell me I can have a rover and vtec?
So you are telling me that you all are complaing about  'privilege'
So you think i am black dad
SO let me get this straight Highly complex organisms evolved from rocks?
So youre telling me... i can get a third off my house insurance
so your telling me that the hunger games arent real
So you're telling me I have to study to get an a in ms. sickels' class?
So you want the d? How badly?
So you're telling me... you ride down the hill just to ride back up?
So you're asking me
so you Are telling me people buy virtual money with real money?
So you're telling me Season 3 of game of thrones will get better?
so you're telling me kids cry about video games in your country?
so what are telling is you are not going to be hungry again?
So you mean to tell me that you take all these blessings for granted
So YOUR TELLING ME tHEY THINK IF THEY EAT I WONT BE HUNGRY??? wtf!!!
So you mean to tell me People in your country die from eating?
So you're telling me someone volunteered to come to tassie?
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT I COULD PRINT ALL THE MONEY I WANT OUT OF THIN AIR?
So you're telling me dirt in my post attracts ants?
So you ARE TRYING TO say... YOUR GUY IS UGLY AND HAVE NO MONEY?
So you say all i have to do is stand by sobe and i will get laid
So you're telling me they have hot dogs inside pizzas?
so you mean to tell me  Tupac is better than eminem
So you mEan to tell me The lakers Beat the spurs without kobe
So your telling me that if I wreck The freightliner I get to drive the volvo
So you mean to tell me that nascar isn't just for rednecks and hillbilly's?
So you're telling me this shit-stained water isn't actually clean?
LADY
you mean to tell me  I can get a job at papa murphy's
So a dead guy is locked in a cave for 3 days he's not a zombie
SO YOU'RE TRYIN' TO TELL ME THE EASTER BUNNY AIN'T REAL... REAL TALK???
so you use food as a garnish?
So You'RE TELLING ME THAT MY WATER IS CLEANER THAN THE WATER IN PONTOON?
So You're Telling Me that if I change my profile picture to an equals sign Gay MARRIAGE will be legalized?
nice meme you must of worked hard to write it down
Adek anak sgm bukan? TERUS KALO GUE ANAK SGM MASALAH BUAT LO?
so let me get this straight you're whining about a toilet?
So you mean to tell me that my brother is president of the united states?
so you're telling me there's a kfc in my village ?
you're telling me you changed your facebook icon
You mean to tell me people sit around and debate life on facebook and do nothing about it
so you're telling me you eat a bunch of food at night
So your telling me... you run 26 miles for fun? for no reason?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME WATER IS CLEAR
so then the duck said... bill me
So you are telling me we need to actually implement this plan?
so you're telling me those were the droids they were looking for!?
are you sure these are the columbus blue jackets?
So let me get this straight if you give ea 59.99 for a broken game they give you a free 20 dollar game?
SO YOU GOT THE BANANAS WHERE DID YOU PUT THEM BANANAS
AND I SAID  BIIIIIIIIITCH!
So you're telling me
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME in your country
so you're telling me people keep fish alive as 'pets'?
so your telling me
SO you are telling me you kill people in games for fun
So you're telling me gareth bale is not a monkey
so let me get this straight you wear a red nose because of me?
SO YOUR TELLING ME IN AMERICA GIRLS BOOBS ARE FAKE DAMN
WHAT DID YOU JUST SAID?!
so is the witcher 3 better than dragon age 3?
I got the money did you capture dora?
tell me... moar
so
so you say that you're hungry because you didn't eat lunch?
if the camera adds ten pounds do i really exist?
SO YOUR TELLING ME WE HAVE NO FOOTBALL MEETING  BECAUSE PEOPLE DIDN'T WATCH FILM?
tell me more about these..... grocery stores
tell me more about these..... grocery stores
ACH WIĘC TO TAK CZARNI PODW&#211;JNIE !
so you're telling  me some people think that the grumpy cat is a guy?
So you mean to tell me that 6 casualties in 3 hours was all our fault?
blacks voted for a man that BENEFITS by keeping blacks poor and needy?
alAM MO.. i sTILL REMEMBER  U BA THE ONE TELL ME UR B'DAY...u HAH BGF...HEHE
?ז ?ת רוצה להגיד לי שהרעל היה ב ת ו ך  הסוכרייה
I FEEL ABOUT ALL RELIGIONS THE WAY YOU FEEL ABOUT ALL RELIGIONS... EXCEPT YOURS
So your telling me  if i follow you to your van i get free candy?
he's too old to old
Your telling me that mark sanchez completed a pass
so you're telling me gandalf had a bunch of giant eagles he could have used to fly everyone to mordor and he made them walk there?
so you're telling me tom bombadil and goldberry aren't in any of the lord of the rings movies?
i'll supply the sunglasses and t-shirts   and you can sell them for me
SO YOU TELLING ME MARIE WILL LOSE WEIGHT ?!
So you're telling me you pay To sleep outside on the ground?
Und du sagst mir du bist freiwillig ins MilrG gegangen
so you're telling me that you know how to make a soccer ball that never goes flat?
So You expect me to believe That water falls from the sky?
SO you telling me I can get sponsored just by talking about traveling
so you mean to tell me tha i can scan my card for chapel and leave right after
WAIT YOU'RE TELLING ME IN the usa YOU PUT A MOSQUITO ON THE ENDANGERED LIST?
So you tell me? There is no crack!
So
rio is melting
so you mean to tell me if i sell drugs i can get out of here?
he CHANGED  his name to jacksun
if anyone ask just say that i was here all week
SO U TELL ME  U DONT LIVE IN TENTS
instead of bringing it with you YOU PUT MY CHECK IN THE MAIL
so stivaine get a job? are you kidding me?
i know we had a deal but AFTER SALARIES AND EXPENSES there is no money left
SO YOU'RE SAYIN' IF I FOLLOW YOU.. YOU GON' FOLLOW BACK?
are you sure yo ass is not lyin ta me?
So you mean to tell me? he got his instagram hacked and he cried over it?
So you're telling me There's a brunette who cries over first world problems?
sekarang monyet kawin lembu dapat anak babi hutan?
So you mean to tell me that the word pasta is illegal
So you're telling me you're left handed?
So your cruise ship had no clean water for 4 days? Dang
So you are telling me It's okay to tell an emotional Unstable girl that you love heR more than once
So you're telling me  I have to clean my own ears
you aint willis
So youre telling me when a client calls i have to make a ticket?
so you spend millions on church buildings when many of us don;t have enough to eat?
Tell me more again About Telling me more again
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT  RODNEY DID NOT STEAL MY JAMESON FROM THE FRIDGE?
SO THIS PICTURE IS GONNA BE A POPULAR MEME?
so let me get this  straight st. george is you're patron saint in england too?
So You Are telling me jumping on a trampoline is more of an olympic sport than wrestling
so yo delete me  arite arite
so you're tellin' me you have a soul while havin' red hair?!
Your telling me in montreal Thiers a poutine week
You mean to tell me you think youre helping lives
So you're telling me that fisa law is really not going to be used to spy on me?
you say workman needs aids
Not sure if gosia's just passed or she is only drunk
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU WON'T EAT MEAT IF IT'S HORSE?
Wassup girl?
so I really look that stupid to believe you have puppies in the van?
You do realize... that your shoes are last season
so you're telling me that in your country you eat 4 times a day?
so you seen west side story?  Yah el salvador is just like that.
So you're Telling me that people have houses but enjoy sleeping outside
so you're tellin me these bitches are income tax ballers?
So you're telling me You thought my status was about you?
so you're telling me 2chainz is an 'artist'?
D
So you're saying you just type some shit on a picture and people think it's hilarious?
you tellin me people in your country just dial a number and food comes to them in 30 min or its free
so you're telling me the 49ers are not superbowl champions and my t-shirt is wrong?
Complaining about a power outage at the super bowl? I'd settle for a lightbulb
SO YOU'RE TELLIN ME tHE 49ERS DIDNT WIN THE SUPER BOWL?
dem nice boobs you  got there
so you mean to tell me kobe got 5 rings and carmelo is still better than him?
SO your telling me that your mom dumped you To be a buckle bunny?
so you're telling me millions are spent on super bowl ads instead of clean water tech?
So subway only gave you an 11' sandwich? Let me ask you a question.  What the hell is a sandwich?
Wait...so your telling me I just flip it
so you're telling me... that you're a man?
so you mean to tell me that you chose to sit your fat ass on the beach for the past 6 months?
your telling me that you have all you can eat buffets for only 8 dollars THAT SUM BUL SHIIIIT Right Derr
if i can dunk like lebron  ball is life
So you are telling me people in your country goes to school and gets food
You're telling me your husband shaves his chest and you consider him the man in the relationship?
How many times have you personally recommended MY FACEBOOK PAGE on the Internet ? YOU'RE tREMENDOUSLY LIKE ME? FOLLOW ME THEN!
yeah lady
So you`re telling me your prisons have rules?
So you're telling me..... that bands will make her dance?
he will make it ILLEGAL  to leave america for SWITZERLAND
hold on... you said you made how much?
So you mean to tell me white people vote anc?
wait
so my new shirt says 'falcons nfc champions' but they're not nfc champions?
So Geek Squad Protection.... If you cant fix it you will replace it?
so you're telling me that Andreas Sch&#246;fb&#228;nker is cool ?
NO TE CREO! PEDRO OROZCO NO ES MI PAPA.
SO U MEAN TO TELL ME U GOTTA BOYFRIEND...BUT YO ASS ALWAYS HUNGRY AF
ΟΤΙ ΚΙ Α? ΛΕΣ ΠΟΥΤΣΑ ΘΕΣ
so you're telling me that tool have only 4 albuns in 23 years they must be very untalented
so your telling that  you have so much clean water you shit in it
iTeh_skyss so your the man around here?
so you mean fo tell me roe w8 until he 18 for get birthmark
Wait wait  Your telling me you sped money on paper to wipe you butt/
So Let me get this straigt A GROWN ASS MAN FELL IN LOVE WITH A GIRL HE NEVER MET AND NEVER EXISTED?
Kacper gdy Ktoś mu proponuje loda
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME.... THE ONLY REASON THE FALCONS WON IS BECAUSE A STUPID COACH CALLED TIMEOUT?!?
yeah we can talk but first I gotta handle some biznatch
So you tell me there is something in your company that solves every problem and is called 'studio'?
so you are telling me that  Indian dramas are not destroying our family system by filling the minds of our women with dirty ideas to create conflicts
So you mean to tell me You ate too much for lunch
i appreciate your concern but aren't you supposed to be in the kitchen?
so you're telling me you get upset when your sandwich isn't made in 1 minute?
you trying to tell me justin bieber isnt gay right..
So you're telling me people starve for attention instead of food?
so only the police and military should have guns? that is a terrible plan.
You're telling me what i buy creats demand for slave labour?
How Much Simran?
SO you are telling  me  dais students get more food than they actually need?
so you're telling me you cut your wrists on purpose?
So you're telling me That my dad lives in hounslow?
eh eh lewis eh eh eh lewis  blurrrrrrrr
SO YouR tEllling Me That People Get Payed To Do Nothing In Your Country You Call This wellfare
You mean to tell me american parents are so caught up in work to pay the bills
So what your saying is you dont do sarcasm anymore
so let me get this straight ebay sellers lower the price of their item only to add the amount lowered to the shipping and make it look like you're getting the item cheap?
so let me get this straight ebay sellers discount an item only to add what they discounted to the shipping in order to make the item look like it's cheap?
kim kardashian'S ASS IS PREGNANT?    LADY
SO YOURE TELLING ME  IN THE EASTERN COUNTRYS THEY WASHING THIER ASSES WITH CLEAN WATER?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME... AMERICANS GET EAT BURGERS?
SO UR TELLING BE THAT  WHEN U OPEN THE FRIDGE THERE IS NOTHING GOOD TO EAT
So you're telling me starburst are healthier for my teeth than mashed potatoes?
So your telling me KanYe had the audacity to put A seed in that hoe?
SO YOU SAYING YOU SHIT IN CLEAN WATER
Sooooooooo... Can you spare about tree fiddy?
D
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME PEOPLE IN AMERICA WERE LESS CLOTHES THAN US
You're telling me you need a special camera to take a picture of your black cat?
What do you mean 'Waterpark'
So you're telling me Your country caused world grief because only 20 kids died?
hey babe... you wanna see my big slong....huh huh huh
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU WASTED ALL THIS PAPER JUST TO BE FUNNY?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU WON'T EAT THAT FOOD BECAUSE ITS BEEN ON THE FLOOR FOR 6 seconds
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU WILL SKIP DINNER BECAUSE IT's SERVED TOO LATE?
so you're telling me... You didn't forget to put the pizza order in?
so you mean to tell me that millions of people in your country die from eating to much food?
That SH*T Sounds like next year's problem i'm out!
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME YOU'RE GOING TO LOSE 18kg in less than 3 months
so you are telling me you're going to lose 18kg before the asia trip?
so you mean to tell me that you throw away as much food as we produce?
so you're saying sachin announced his retirement as he couldn't make it to the pak series team?
So you Tellin' me We can have Fun in Spanish and you Can't?
what you say ? I'M SON OF FRIEZA ?
so you're telling me defenselessness is a good defense
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT BIRDS ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR THE CRAP ON MY CAR?
You mean to tell me that americans throw pennies in a pool for fun?
So you mean to tell me infrastructure is the key to economic and social stability within a Nation?
so you're tellin' me mason crosy gets paid to miss field goals?
So your telling me everything tastes like chicken
who is on the radio? cobplies? never heard of it
First Hurricane sandy
1st world problems?
So Your telling me you requested something from the devs before speaking to the po?
Let me get this straight...so while im starving and dying... theyre posting my picture for comdey?
'DAT UNI' You say?
How is not showing you my ID Obstructing a Government operation? and how does that not violate the 4th amendment?
So you're telling me  Windows 8 means the end of PC crashes ?
So your telling me that likeing facebook post will give me money?
So You're Telling me Students give you money and you do whatever you want with it?
some girls spend thousands   FOR BUTT IMPLANTS
with the price of ur sunglasses i can feed my family for a month...
So you're telling me it's attractive to look starved? well hello
IS THIS REALLY  WHAT WE ARE DOING TODAY?
women get famous because they showed their boobs bullshit
so you're telling me Dortmund and Swansea are good bets?
so you're telling me... there is a meal between breakfast and lunch for people that are too lazy to wake up?
so you're telling me your shit ain't watery?
So you're telling me buying soap is more important than getting my back looked at
So you're telling me people where you come form die from eating too much?
So you're telling me That you flush the toilet with clean drinking water?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU BOOKED ALL 3 LOADS
So you're telling me people get fat at christmas time because too much to eat
so you are telling me You have a chance against
so you're telling me? george foreman isn't my long lost relative?
So you're telling me the less clothes I wear the more likes I will get on facebook?
so you're tellin' me that... haley's boyfriend is the dog ?
so you mean to tell me that  i will become rich after i join a reality show?
fired doesn't have to mean fired upon
So you're telling me during lunchtime you're starving
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME YOUR MONITOR IS NOT CALIBRATED?
so you mean to tell me pourquoi means why?
So you're telling me Finals make you want to commit suicide?
So youre telling that just because im black i have aids?
You mean to tell me You were in a 4 g
so you are telling me that you write script once - and it deploys all the servers
You mean to tell me someone drafted beanie wells in the 2nd round?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU SPENT MONEY ON A BOOK THAT TEACHES YOU HOW TO EAT LESS?
so you mean to tell me yall pay money to lose weight?
SO YOU TELL ME THAT IN BRITAIN BLACK PEOPLE GET PAYED FOR WORK
So you're saying people  put their money in a building with strangers so they give you free money
You mean to tell me  swansea beat the hell out of arsenal
So your telling me its called a garnish And you don't eat it?
I texted u hours ago and now you wanna txt back. Really!
sou you're telling me I'LL get produce delivered to my home
So you're telling me you'll deliver produce to my home?
so you&#180;re telling me you shit inside
so you think you can integrate  21 years of non parental upbringing into society?
so you're telling me that everyone and there dog has a cell phone but me?
SO YOURE TELLING ME THAT I CAN'T LIVE IN SPANISH FORK
so you mean to tell me that you pay more for less food IN A GOOD RESTAURANT ?
So you are telling me that you use clean water in sauna to get more heat
SO ur telling me that u make art on fruits and vegetables
so you mean to tell me that they serve beer at your cricket?
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT YOUR SINGLE?
So you're telling me you tuck your broken bulbs under blankets?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME  YOU SING WHILE YOU WASTE 50 GALLONS OF WATER EVERY DAY
so
So you're telling me that you people run for fun?
sO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
Wiec chcesz mi powiedzieć
Hold on
so u r telling me gabbe is not ur real name!
So your telling me   Nick Ascolese shit his pants
So
SO YOU THINK buTTERFLIES EAT BUTTER ?
So
So you're  telling me WHere you come from
So you're telling me they think finstr&#246;m is better than hammarland
so you're telling me that you are not gay?
so you're telling me that all food have expiry date?
so you've shagged her afore?? sound mate
So you're telling me eire abu and cork united aren't the same person??  you lie lady
So you are telling me that  rather than trying to think of ways to help me they spend their time reading humorous memes about my situation?
So you're telling me you feel sick because you ate too much?
so you are telling me the devil left all macdonalds and kfcs and came to share me my mula7 ??
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT POOPING RED ISN'T NORMAL?
wait so you mean to tell me that i cant make this about the girls with the curls
so you are here to tell me that now i'm a celebrity
So you're telling me .. you got a friend called 'moose' ?
are you telling me.. ..we'll be together one day??
so youre angelina jolie and you star in salt
So you're telling me in america you pay people not to grow food?
You have trouble recognizing them in person but they like almost everything you post
Sheeeeeet you playin'?
So all i have to do
so you're telling me richie is good at cod
So yOUR TELLING ME THAT eVERYONE ON REDDIT FINDS ABANDONED CATS AND DOGS AND RESCUES THEM?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE ARE PEOPLE WHO DON'T EAT ON PURPOSE?
so you're telling me modesto might be related to me?
why am i so sick i drink water from the pond every day
You say u like chocolate i think you'll find me quite tasty
So u tell me i can be president of the united states?
so you tell me
So you're telling me the hippiest state in the country Voted down legalized MARIJUANA?
So your entire country just got up in arms because they stopped making snack cakes that were killing them anyhow?
So more people vote for who is the best karaoke singer on TV Than they do for who is going to be president?
so you're telling me madea is really a man?
So you're telling me.. that bands'll make her dance?
so you're telling me  people complain about having too much lunch money?
so youre tellin me gen petraeus had an affair and the rest of the government hasnt??
you mean to tell me  i can get a vip card and not live in anthem?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME HE GETS PAID TO SEARCH FOR WATER AND FOOD
So Your Telling Me you have so much water that you freeze it and play sports on it
So you're Telling me 25
So you mean to tell me some artist pratice there skill
So you mean to tell me You acquired a large amount of money and need my bank account to transfer it?
so you're telling me that guy over there with the reversed lateral incisor is my dad?
you tellin me that skinny mofo from kenya killed the twinkie?
so you really are married?
So you are telling me that in your country the police actually fights corruption?
Wait
You're telling me people from new jersey can vote by email but your soldiers overseas can't?
So you're saying if I like jesus christ photo on facebook i will be forgiven?
So you tell me  a 16' pizza at 2am is not enough?
So you're telling me that you're on a diet?
so you're telling me that you throw rice and wheat at a wedding just to symbolise fertility and prosperity?
Tell me more about these... schools
so you're telling me you buy pants with holes already in them?
so you're telling me Kids eat their food because of me
SO you mean you eat too much? then you eat more because you feel bad?
At the heart of the messier 87 Galaxy Thousands of stars are dying as a supermassive black hole Devours them. We're both insignificant stardust. So You want to compare 3rd world from the sun problems?
So you mean to tell me In America guys headbutt their bosses and their woman defends them?
So you're telling me People get paid to Take their clothes off?
So you are telling me you pay someone to teach you you're privliged
so you mean to tell me that i can get EVEN highya!?
SO you mean to tell me that In your country children play soldier
Romulo ba kamo? ee gwapo un ehh
So your tellin me........ your house caught on fire during a hurricane
Swam is dirty water has three fingers
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DIDN'T KNOW OBAMA WAS GONNA WIN?
bbbb kkkk
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT BEING FOREVER ALONE IS A GOOD THING?
why are you looking at me like that? nose hair too long
so your telling me you weigh 350lbs and you think your thick
So Your trying to tell me the astros have made it to the world series?
so you're saying that people kill people
So all i have to do is say that Kobe is better than lebron? Do i look that hungry?!
youre telling me an empty milk jug weighs 9/10ths of a pound?
So you're telling me that You never eat an orange before?
so am any chance of the shift?
So your telling me the world ends dec 21? So then can i have all your stuff?
what if i told you that 'the rock' is a far relative of mine?
so you mean to tell me that people eat food first and then throw it up so they look skinny?
so you're telling me people complain about lack of snacking choices?
Are you trying to tell me that One share on facebook here can save a person's life there
So you're telling me that you traveled 7000 miles to give me refined chocolate that I hand picked raw
SO YOUR TELLING ME I GET TO... TOUCH NIAMH HOUGHS BIG BANGERS :O
Hold up
Do you seriously Still use a blackbErRy?
so you mean to  tell me i get to play halo 4  before it's released?
so you're telling me you didn't wear a condom?
So You're telling me You haven't had power for two days?
So you're Telling me Jar-Jar bInks won't be in STaR wars 7?
so
So you mean to tell me you can hate things on  hatersgunk.com
so you are telling me all i have to do is say trick or treat and i can get candy
so you mean to tell me manhunt is just a game?
So you're telling me you give your food to plants?
So your telling me your president is only half white?
So you mean to tell me Y'all have so much school in America that it can be uncancelled
So you mean to tell me Our band still gets half the parking lot
So you mean to tell me you run everyday?
So you're telling me that when there's a major disaster people dress up their pets and take pictures?
WHAT YOU TALKING ABOUT   WILLIS
TU DICE QUE SI VENGO CON DOTEL ME PONGO BLANCO COMO ELLOS
SO YOUR TELLING ME YOU FREZE WATER SO YOU CAN ADD WATER TO YOUR WATER
WHAT DO YOU MEAN
so you mean to tell me black guy got a job
so you're telling me You're using me for memes to make you look enlightened
so you're telling me you have my picture on your fridge?
so you're telling me you people rush out to buy water when it's supposed to rain a lot?
You know what? i think you lie me every single day
So
So in your country the poor are fatter than the rich?
so you mean to tell me you actually cook the chicken first?
so you're telling me something i don't care about... when ur supposed to be making me a giraffe sandwich
so you tell me   ا?تخر اني عربي  can you tell me the arabic alphabet ?
so you're telling me that people with masks come to your home just for candy?
so your telling me kids arn't allowed to bump and grind at ochs dances?
So you're telling me You can feed all my friends by liking a picture on facebook
You gonna vaccine my ass aintcha?
so you mean to tell me I'm paying more to clear the sample than i'll make releasing the final song?
So all i have to to is cry on camrea and my village gets food?
So you're telling me you haven't even fixed poverty where you come from yet
you're telling me there's a team with nash
so you're telling me s&#228;g eats scorpions as well?
So youre telling me you have so much clean water you shit in it
So you mean to tell me that people complain about free money from the government
WAIT SO TED WILLIAMS ACTUALLY LIKES ME?
so you're telling me if we get likes on facebook for this picture i get free water???
SO you mean to tell me the water in caronport is bad
so your telling me that the cake is a lie?
So let me get this straight scarcity is an economic problem?
Adek
So what you're saying is that Haystacks are really just the adventist version of taco salads?
you are telling me  that you came here to help?
Man
So you mean to tell me that likes on facebook will get the food for me?
What do you mean 'do i know willis'?
so you're telling me im a jew?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME IF I VOTE FOR HAARIS SOOMRO AS NJHS PRESIDENT
so you're telling me that you have to chug a beer when you Lose?!
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME That osama Bin Laden is Dead
so you're telling me your f.o.m doesn't know opera
so you mean to tell me water doesn't just come in green or brown
so you are telling me from time to time
so you are telling me  you volunteer to go to war?
so you are telling me
Your 28 years old are u immortal
so your telling me  you get paid to be laid
so you're tellin me you stayed in bed all day with him and did nothing?
So you's telling me if i like the page and go to the meeting
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME  YOU HAVE FOOD BUT YOU CAN'T EAT IT BECAUSE YOU'RE HUNG OVER?
So you're telling me  columbus discovered and claimed a country
ARE YOU SAYING YOU BELIEVE THAT PETER (POOFTER) SLIPPER  WAsn't fired  and that PANTOMIME RESIGNATION  WASN'T STAGED FOR THE TV CAMERAS?
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT  i CAN GET FREE SOFTWARE IF I TELL ENOUGH PEOPLE THAT I LOVE IT?
YOUR TELLING ME THAT YOU TAKE SHIT IN CLEAN WATER
SO YOUR SAYING  PEOPLE LIKE A STATUS FOR ME
so what ur saying is that in your country have unlimeted supply of fried chicken?
So you're telling me  That they checked you for weapons after they tied you up to a tree?
YOU MEAN IN AMERICA PEOPLE CHOOSE WHAT THEY EAT
So you're saying in america the white guy always creams
SO THIS FLY SPAY KEEPS FLYS AWAY
So you mean to tell me the saint's 0-4
you expect me to believe that wayne brady isn't a white guy??
so you're telling me that you throw away water on grass to make it grow and then once it grows
so let me get this straight i can slack and get behind on cases while my supervisor is on vacation
so you're telling me pirate bay is working again
so you mean to tell me that one osm computer isn't enough
So you're telling me People go on tv shows to lose weight?
So you mean to tell me that I look undernourished?
So wait
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT IF I FIND KONY I WILL NEVER GET RAPED
you say you want to help me? but also want to depopulate planet?
So you are saying In america
So you're telling me that Minecraft isn't a job where you come from?
so u mean to tell me... u stand for democracy but u just signed a really stupid cybercrime law?
je e sigurt qe liverpool mbetet ne premier league
Hamburger maker treffen? Why not cheezburg?
So your telling me if i do bathsalts I can eat all day
100%? my bitches pay me uh-hu-en ten
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT 600KBPS IS A SLOW INTERNET DOWNLOAD SPEED?
SO you really think I look like 50 cent
SO YOU'VE GOT SO MUCH CLEAN WATER THAT YOU SHIT IN IT?
So you tellin me You got caught for selling street drugs
so you're telling me that you have bread and you put it at your cat's legs instead of eating it?
hold up
So
SO you're tellin' me... There is a starbucks across from a starbucks?
so lemme get this straight you finished the cheong seong gyeong?
SO YOUR TELLING ME NIKKI KENNY IS PREFECT
So You're telling me that there's a black president ?
What you talkin bout willis
are you telling me they want kony to be famous?
Let me get this straight you take the bible literally when it says god made the eath in 6 days
let me get this straight you take the bible literally when it says god created the earth in 6 days
sandra bullock               emmanuel lewis Blind side 2
So you'rE telling Me THAT PARENTS PAY $10000 A YEAR for their kids to play with crayons
So you grow 20 pounds of corn in my country so that you can get 1 pound of beef  for yourself ?
Whatchu talkin bout waheeda?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DIDN'T CRY AT EPISODE 11 OF Dakara Boku Wa
Gym? What's a gym I get fit running from warlords
So what you're telling me is you feed your pets your leftovers?
no really... we really got premium support figured out this time!
So you're telling me that i keep telling the world things you never told me
So you mean to tell me Brittany Spears no singing Ass is judging other singers?
SO you mean to tell me GB's Defense had 19 points?
SO UR TELLING ME OSCAR DAVID MORENO IS A FAG I KNEW HE LIKED IT UP THE BUT
wait a minute
So all i gotta do is deny jesus and i get an i pad ?
you mean to tell me joe flacco is the greatest qb in the game? and has how many superbowl rings?
so you're telling me you spend $800 on the iphone 5 just so a newer version comes out 6 months later?
so instead of fighting for your food you fight with your food?
So you're telling me You throw rice on the ground after the wedding
So you people fight with water instead of over it?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME WE COME DOWN FROM A RAINBOW?
so you're telling me you gather rice and then throw it to others?
So ur telling me that the most dangerous
are you telling me
so you're telling me that people are starving because they don't bother going to the store
you mean to tell me that you use pants with rips in them?
so you mean to tell me you're not going to collect me
so you're telling me that people in your country eat cake and then feel bad
sO YOU'RE TELLING ME  YOUR LOVE IS A FLOWER?
SO U TELLING ME
want to fight with steve are you kidding me !
SkEPTICAL 3rd world kid Does not believe you
google plus? really?
So You're telling me me and kevin durant have the same barber?
I DON'T KNOW  MAKE AN OFFER
Your telling me we go to Johns Creek and oregon has better football jerseys than us?
'Rain Rain Go away' 'Come Again another day'
Don't give a look  m not gonna kiss U
So you're saying I was cheating IN THE game
So you're telling me is should have 5 fingers
NO CONOCES  DRAGON BALL Z
SO YOUR TELLING ME PEOPLE VOLUNTEER TO WORK?
so you're telling me you take a poverty class at school?
so you're telling me my desk could actually be clean?
so ure saying that chinese eats a cake to celebrate a woman who's been on the moon for over 4000 years!?
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME PEOPLE BUILD HOUSES FOR FUN?
YOUR TELLING ME MANUEL AND HITLER ARENT REALATED
Maybe LET ME SEE THE MOZZAREPA FIRST
UR TELLING ME... THAT BIEBER IS A GUY??!!
So you're telling me That in your country
But can you... nigflip?
so if i cry i get money sounds like a good deal
so you mean to tell me... people complain about waiting in line for food?
SO YOUR TELLING ME YOU HAVE MORE THAN ONE PAIR OF CLOTHES?
SO YOUR TELLING ME YOU FREEZE WATER TO ADD WATER TO WATER
So you're telling me that you're in social media and you actually thought you needed a business card?
so your telling me you wanna end world hunger? you can start by making me a sandwich!
So you say that  There is a water on tap in your country?
these denver broncos... you say they're going to have a winning season?
so your telling me that the brewers  have 3 hits and have scored 5 runs.
I can see your nose hairs
so you're trying to tell me  that Bangladesh is not a part of India?
so you're telling me you go to prison for drinking too much?
SO you mean to tell me you got a patch you can't connect to
all my brothers and sisters live with a famous actress
So what your telling me.. that i eat 15 pennies a day?
so
so you mean to tell me you gonna keep using my picture and not split the profit?
so if I ace my lsat's i can go to harvard?
so you're telling me that if your country gets 100+ medals on olympics you can use it as an excuse for you being fat?
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT U HAVE SO MUCH CLEAN WATER THAT U SHIT IN IT
So you're telling me... i won't die in your horror film?
THE SECRET TO OUR LONG DISTANCE RUNNING IS 10KM EVERYDAY TO GET WATER
so you're telling me people leave the water running when they brush their teeth?
your telling me people actually complain becuase its safe?
So your telling me facebook really believes it's your 32nd bitrhday
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME YOUR PREGNANT A CHILD OF MINE?
let me get this straight you don't have some mad man hunting you down to join his evil army
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME  THAT THEY MUST WEAR A JACKET THAT HAS SHOULDER PADS EVERY TIME THEY GO TO SCHOOL IN TERM 2 AND 3?
So you are telling to ... LEAVE LOUSIANA?
So you're telling me that you will go back after black?
so you're telling me You can get cheap ethiopian food and can never finish it all?
So you're telling me Chad head butted his wife  30 days after he married her
so u mean 2 tell me that corey flav is my daddy FOh!!!
So your'e telling me madonna  needs a knew media cycle
so you're telling me Bo's DOG HOUSE IS REAL?
I THINK IT'S TIME THEY GIVE PLATINUM TO ATHLETES GOLD SHOULD BE 2ND
so you're telling me you pay for bottled water  even though perfectly good water comes out from a tap in your house
So
So you mean to tell me.. nigeria lost by 83 points?
so you will feed me but i gotta believe in xenu?
so you mean to tell me that this hike is safe?
so your tellin me that babys come from people
so you telling me adaila rose is famous for having cancer
Tell 'Em The J Dogg Sent you
So your telling me People in the u.s take pictures of their food before they eat it
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME AMERICANS TRAVEL OVERSEAS FOR THE FOOD?
so what youre saying is your sending your demo to roadrunner to get it mastered
sO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME... PEOPLE SHOOT ANIMALS AND DON'T EAT THEM AFTERWARDS?
So you're telling me i can buy gold for half the rmah price on your website?
So you're telling me travis porter is 3 niggas and not 1...
so you're telling me americans blame restaurants for making them fat?
So you want to send me to spc in new Zealand? Shingi padYa
you're telling me polo shirts are going out of style?
so youre telling me  That people have food fights and dont even eat the food?
so your telling me you buy bottled water although you could get it costfree from taps?
so you're telling me that eating or not eating a chicken sandwich is how you become politically involved
So You're telling me that  you waste water just because it isn't cold enough
So you sleep with a fan on you Only to sleep with covers on and defeating the purpose?
so you're telling me if i leave my tooth under my pillow
you're telling me
Wait a minute You said you're my mother?
so you're saying if i hold still
so you're telling me that no means yes?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME that i still can go moar low
Are you sure  I reported myself to nexon
so you're telling me that sunglasses cost 200 dollars?
So you are telling me That being bagged and gagged is not a normal form of parental punishment?
so you people commit suicide because of... wealth?
so you're telling me you often got... bored?
So you're telling me That you have so much clean water
So you're telling me
so your hotmail  just got weird today?
So you're telling me that if i weld my diff i can drift
so you're telling me that i have 5 more threads left on my coilovers
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME that chelsea is not a girl
so you're telling me your child starts to work at 25 years old?
so you're telling me you take 15 minutes showers?
so you're telling me water is not brown?
So You're telling me
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU KEEP WILD ANIMALS IN CAPTIVITY?
so your telling me
so you're telling me you not hunt down your own food?
SO YOU THINK EVERY SMALL BLACK KID LOOKS LIKE GARY COLEMAN  WHAT YOU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS
So you mean to tell me i had to ask randomers on the street to get me drink when i could of just went into dempseys?
your right... I can't believe its not butter
so you're telling me
Your telling me you are self CONSCIOUS because you eat too much?
stop looking at me like that i dont play that silba bullshit
So YOU're TELLing me  you had to close our branch in japan?
OH SO LUXY TONIGHT?? MECHONING CON FLOW TOUR IS IN TOWN !!
SO YOUR SAYING THE AMERICAN ECONOMY IS ONE OF THE MOST UNSTABLE IN THE WORLD?
So you're saying Peolple in your country fight over words of a chicken monger?
so you're telling me you have so much clean water
So you're telling me that green day makes broadway musicals now?
so you're telling me i don't have to pick romney or obama?
So you think i know directions to the watermelon festival
SO YOU'RE TELING ME 5 YEAR OLD MAHER HACMI CAME FROM AFRICA
You're going to pray for me? Isn't that just pretending to do something
so you're telling me if i cry on camera
YOu know what it is Wheres my money?
kalo gue item gini masalah buat lo ??
3 FINGERS... bUT i CAN STILL FIST !
So you're telling me that a quote I found on the internet might have been factually inaccurate?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME that some people are goin liposuction so they can eat more fat
SHAWTY WHAT YOU KNOW  BOUT A PIMP LIKE ME?
So let me get this straight We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune.  We take       it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
so you're telling me that if people give money to a public masturbator kony wont abduct me
So let me get this straight I can be homophobic
so your telling me you have 20 pairs of shoes and you have a hard time choosing
so why don't you smoke weed
let me get This straight
TERUS GW HARUS BILANG WOW GITU !? KALO VDIHELL BISA KONSER SAMA ASHILA
so your telling me
yoga in a room
So you're telling me that You have three meals each day?
so you mean to tell me find a pink diamond my town can eat?
so you telling me that having extra dose of caffeine is not healthy?
You expect me to believe that there is no santa claus what's next
what do you mean John 3:16
So your telling me instead of wearing shoes people throw them on electrical lines
so you're saying ellis can't come for another 22 days?
So you're telling me if i behave we gine play pass d mgs
So you're telling me if i learn to hit a ball with a so called 'bat'
so you're telling me that u knifed 5 in a row?
You don't know what to put on in the morning? You know what
So you're telling me angelina jolie wants to adopt me?
so you're telling me people get sick in your country because they eat too much?
so you're telling me blacks drop out of school in your country?
so you are telling me in your country people use clean water to push their shit away?
eee kheba  zeg wollah jij vind mij niet zwaar lekker
So teLL ME DIXIE.. HOW MUCH PROFIT DID TNA MAKE?
So your telling me... People are searching for me on google
So you're telling me... Clay's dad works at Riceland?
so your telling me ryan got a girl pregnant?
So you're telling me... you have a machine that dispenses mashed potatoes?
so you're telling me nerds run around downtown and alpha betas are cool with this?
so you are telling me jigsaw don't really play any games?
What You Mean Phinehas and ruach  are playing the same show??
So your saying all i have to do is come to america and i get to join rotc?
so you're telling me these 'bibles' will give me food
You are not madonna!!
so you're telling me everyone is stealing my meme?
so you're telling me you spill water on asphalt to get rid of dust?
Whatcha talkin bout Willis?! i don't even know what's a meme
WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT FOO'!? I AINT DONE JACK SHIT
So your telling me if i cry on national television my country gets money?
So you're telling me 'Megabus' will take me to a different country for $5 hummm
so you're telling me you don't know anybody with malaria?
so your telling me if some hipster buys some cloth shoes i get a pair too?
So your telling me Your Dungeons are full of fish and your not allows to fish and cook it?
SO YOU'RE SAYING  THAT THE MEANING OF SUMMER IS FADING IN
so what you're saying is.. oatmeal gives cancer?
So you're telling me That I'm on a homescreen?
so you're telling me tom cruise divorces women when they reach 33?
Mi stai dicendo che voi mettete il sale nell'acqua?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME when you die
SO YOU'RE SAYING CLIFF LEE ACTUALLY WON A GAME
so you're teling me that diablo 3 fianlly came out and there's no pvp and the auction house is a ploy at getting players to buy gear with real money?
so your telling me you want to raise the buy in to $15
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THAT'S HOW MAGNETS WORK?
Hawaii? Do I look Hawaiin to you?
you mean to tell me not everyone has only 3 fingers
You mean to tell me That you're a knights fan?
dus jij wil me vertellen dat water niet bruin is?
So You're saying all i have to do Is redesign this newspaper site?
so you're telling me you did acid and nothing happened?
so you're telling me you're smart because you graduated college?
so your telling me Steve nash is on the lakers
so are you telling me  that taylor swift isn't bluegrass?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME IT WASNT PUBLIC ACCESSed?
I have to run through 3 mine fields before i can BATHE
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME MOSQUITOS WON'T KILL ME?
Food? Or a Bible?
so
so you're telling me a twinkie can be deep fried?
You mean to tell me that kyle only came to africa to get that straw hat he wears?
So your telling me  THAT papa bouba diop ISN'T THE MAN MOUNTAIN HIMSELF
so let me get this straight you can't handle chris crocker?
So you are telling me.. That nimish hung up in two minutes?
a spoon full if sugar helps the medicine go down! are you mary popins ?
Think Dirty Thoughts  PERSON next to me is a mindreader
FEET AReN'T COVERED WITH A BLANKet in bed ghost will tickle them
Mom's late
Go to kitchen at night to get glass of water run back to room before serial killer gets you
Leg hair moves  Thinks it's a spider
FAP WHAT IF DEAD ANCESTORS ARE WATCHING
four minutes in bathroom everyone thinks i'm pooping
password only one letter off erase whole thing and start over
SHOT ONE BULLET TIME TO RELOAD
headaches? its probably cancer
Told girlfriend i'm going to bed early
not sure if my spelling of a word is right MISSPELL it on purpose for spellcheck
Walk out of store with hands in Pockets They think I'm stealing
FALL ASLEEP IN BED WITH CELL PHONE NEXT TO HEAD CANCER
BLACK PEOPLE  IN REARVIEW MIRROR *LOCKS DOOR*
don't like this and you will get cancer
Decide to fap Log out of facebook and skype
Hear faint police sirens smash hard drives
Listen to music on bus everyone can hear it through my headphones and is judging my music tastes
Hear Bang outside Memorize exact time in case cops ask later
expired 2 days ago food poisoning
Pull back shower curtain dead body in tub
omg!! the paranoid parrot knows me too well. it's stalking me
don't smile at black person everyone thinks i'm racist
Friend Not replying to my messages mad at me
cop drives by and looks at me arrested
someone brushes past checks phone
talking shit about someone check to make sure phone didn't accidentally call them
forgets to lock door there are 20 robbers in there now
Saves Game repeatedly
Airplane engine makes weird noise It's gonna crash
on rooftop Hope I don't suddenly jump
Two black guys parked next to each other drug deal
I'm sleepy and there's a bug in my room He's gonna lay eggs inside my head!
Headache only on one side of head BRAIN CANCER
Sex scene in movie parents will walk in
always wear the same clothes all think you are poor
save bottlecaps in case of nuclear war
Decide to FAP UNPLUG WEBCAM
No abnormal noises my stalker is a professional
masturbate be afraid of dead relatives in heaven watching you
Go into the bathroom open shower curtain looking for murderer
BED MAKES A SMALL NOISE yOUR MOM THINKS YOU'RE MASTRUBATING
Another person in public toilet obviously listening to me shit
Stay 15 Minutes in bathroom everyone is thinkin i'm fapping
Friends who just logged in are offline I'm being avoided
Spells word in facebook status wrong everyone thinks im dumb
Hear jets flying War has begun
girl asks for advice omg she thinks i'm gay!
Parents argue over a small thing they will divorce
Don't want to open eyes while asleep Think ghost will appear at end of bed
Hear knock on the door hide until they go away
Showering and mom walks in the front door did i close the computer windows?
Car Followed me three blocks? lose him
Parents supposed to be home 10 minutes ago they're dead
INSULT SOMEONE over internet fear they may come after you
breathe in SECONDHAND smoke  i'm getting lung cancer!
Live alone still pee with door closed
People on the street are staring at me  they know
DISCONNECT from server i'm being hacked
i can't pee  everyone outside the bathroom is listening
A car takes the same turn I'm being followed
EATING HOTDOG EVERYONE THINKS I'm GAY
Forgot What you ate this morning Think You Have Alzheimer
SAVES DOCUMENT EVERY MINUTE
about to fap in empty house check all the rooms to make sure you're alone
up all night reading paranoid parrot too paranoid to sleep
HEAR NOISE WHILE FAPPING immediately close window
SMELL BURNING THE HOUSE IS ON FIRE
empty fortune cookie dead by midnight
Locks everything. What if they're in the House?!
cat stares at random corner for a long time oh god a ghost
Power Outage. Serial Killer in house.
fog in the streets im in silent hill
come home alone at midnight yell real loud
BAG FORGOTTEN ON SUBWAY TRAIN  IT'S A BOMB
everyone is an alien i'm the only human in one large experiment
laptop has webcam theres hackers watchin me
Block pornographic thoughts from your mind just in case you encounter a mind-reader
Takes Cab I'M GOING TO GET RAPED
Looking up symptoms of mental disorders on wikipedia having all of them
Link sends you to chinese wbsite my computers gonna get a virus
buy condoms at pharmacy cashier lols on the inside
mild leg cramp random blood clot in my leg is going to break free and give me a debilitating but not deadly stroke
RIDE AT THe edge of a roller coaster gonna fall off
plays music loud my loved ones are being murdered
Sees black man walking towards me im gonna get robbed
OMG! a shopping cart on the sidewalk The Ghetto
LOUD MUSIC THINKS EVERY FIVE MINUTES SOMEONE CALLS YOUR NAME
pee in woods someone probably filmed it
remotely lock car press 3 more times just in case
Noise while your in the shower a murderer is coming for me
Knows exact total of purchase better bring extra just in case
missed call someone just died
BOARD PLANE ACCEPT that DEATH IS CERTAIN
see bug in the shower its a spy camera
avoid mirrors they could reflect the ghost standing behind you
GO GET THE MAIL LOCK THE DOOR BEHIND YOU
Turn off all lights before going to bed OMG runn for the bed
Two mystery calls from the same unknown number this is how i die
Read about STDs on Wikipedia Think you have them
forget mobile phone at home everybody will try to contact me
PLAYS FPS GAMES. FIRES ONE BULLET RELOADS A WHOLE MAGAZINE TO MAKE SURE IT'S ENOUGH TO KILL ANOTHER ENEMY
hears nothing at all ninja invasion
Didn't stomp the cigarette butt fire is going to spread everywhere
she didnt  talk to you today its over
sit down in jeans
hears PLANE FLYING over it WILL CRASH into MY HOUSE
socks missing illuminati
Internet is offline I won't survive this night
text someone i'm bugging them
CAN'T SEE IF FRIEND GETS IN HOUSE SAFELY THEY'RE BEING MURDERED
fapping dead relatives are watching from heaven
Find spider bite on arm Tell my family i love them
locks door
wants to post atheist picture on facebook afraid christian family will hate him
auto save quick save
'would you like a free sample?' THEY'RE TRYING TO POISON ME
moms late not answering cellphone dead
uses exercise bike wears helmet
Finish test before the Asian I've failed
one dislike on youtube delete video!
Starts to have low connection 'Somebody's stealing my internet!'
Multiple choice exam last 10 answers were c
start sweating DEFINITELY a heart attack
friend hasn't been online for 2 days she's dead
car behind is going the same way they're following me
TAKE A LONG TIME TO SHOWER Family thinks I'm fapping
Sends text message to friend instantly panics that it was sent to the wrong person
FORGOT TO VOTE TODAY anarchy TOMORROW
Took one more pill than prescribed addicted for life
COMPUTER FREEZES UP. RUN A FULL VIRUS SCAN.
light on
sees a cop panic
scared Bathroom is the safest place
In backyard alone at night serial killer will get me
fap in house alone still lock door and mute video
Mistype password when logging in HACKED
Get followed by a random driver evasive manuvers
Always relate to paranoid parrot they're watching me
Hear weird noise while home alone I'm schizophrenic now
Havent downloaded itunes update since Human Centipad episode of south park
gets hit in nuts never having kids
Parents not home on time pack for orphanage
feel phone vibrating. No new messages. HACKED
Look good in mirror the mirror has to be lying
Using PUBLIC BATHROOM SOMEONE IS LISTENING
Zombie apocalypse special on tv take notes
Wait for friend on street corner everyone thinks i'm a prostitute
hear footsteps close all open programs and open word
THAT SHADOW MOVED this is how i die
that smell she'll think its me
Car Slows down for speed bump drive-by
on your period forever terrified of leaving your seat in case you've leaked
girlfriend sick in the morning pregnant
he/SHE doesn't reply to my tweets but replies to others they HATE ME
touch seaweed while swimming. shark!
Faping logged into skype cover webcam
baking for someone they'll find a hair in it
fly lands in drink throws drink away
not afraid of that dog.. jumps when he barks
ITS TOO HOT OPEN WINDOW bee
Finish a phone call check 4 more times to make sure i hit 'end'
see new freckles skin cancer
pet lives past expected lifespan it's an animagus
see cop car while driving drive 10 miles under the speed limit
No girlfriend for a year 'I'm gonna die alone!'
leave bathroom door open incase oscar pistorius thinks youre an intruder
Sees facebook birthday reminder worries it's a 'true friends' trap
visits youporn immediately checks facebook wall for accidently shared videos
See three army trucks on motorway zombie apocalypse
FRIEND COMING OVER do not show hidden files and folders in windows
Send text Cancel text to make sure it goes to right person
Smells Chloroform in the air. Casey Anthony is near.
pocket dial voicemail listen to whole thing in case they're talking shit
girlfriend feels sick she must be pregnant
Homework is done Did I do All my homework?
Left arm goes numb having heart attack
haven't heard from friends in more than a week they hate you and  never want to see you again
Hear floorboard creek Assassin on Premises
Save word file at least 6 Times
SPAWNKILL SOMEONE LEAVE GAME TO AVOID INSULTS
hear noise during fap NEW world record for putting on trousers
1+1 puts into calculator to make sure
about to cross a one-way street looks both ways
Goes to sleep with exposed neck Someone will slit my throAt
decides to fap when parents leave checks every room for Someone hiding and trying to catch you fapping
BOSS CALLS ME IN HIS OFFICE FIRED
link something on skype click link to make sure it's right one
going to the bathroom while home alone lock door
Ask something personal in friends ask box Forgot to click anonymous
Airplane flying low terrorist attack
MY BIRTHDAY'S COMING SOON no one is going to write on my wall
GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T TEXT BACK CHEATING
car slowing down to park while I'm walking gonna get killed by gangster initiation
Word Document Ctrl+s Ctrl+s Ctrl+s Ctrl+s Ctrl+s Ctrl+s
No one on Street in the morning I'm the only Survivor
see a black garbage bag by the road dead body
Hear noise From mom's room Pray its not sex
leave soda unattended in room spider in soda
hEAR  A noise WHEN staying at HOME ALONE CHECK THE ENTIRE HOUSE WITH A BASEBALLBATT
Facebook friend makes status about deleting a bunch of friends OMG it's me
Earplugs when sleeping Spider protection
Put tall bookshelf near bed It will crush me in my sleep
trying to find a condom my erection will fade
write witty facebook status google each word to make sure you spelt them right
starts to masturbate in front of laptop puts free hand over webcam just in case
Listening to Music Log out of skype
Won't text a girl when High She'll know
Headphones too loud Everyone on the bus is judging me
forgot to open door of public toilet using toilet paper DISEASE
Parents leave the house at a weird and suspicious time their outside in a white van with a television crew watching what i'm doing through secret cameras
sleep next to stuffed toy feels like it's staring right at you
Eye contact with creep Gonna get raped
something goes wrong blame the illuminati
Creepy guy walks by Im gonna get murdered
personal trainer helping person beside me at gym doing entire workout wrong
Walks through grass barefoot checks for ticks
Wake up hung over OhGod What did I do
Visa not working  the government is after me
at a bar goes to bathroom comes back sees drink sitting there  ive been poisoned
walks in dark tunnel sees three black guys i have exactly 10 secounds ADVANTAGE
math test brings two calculators
leave room  everyone is making fun of you
Buys a new laptop duct tapes the webcam
Writing coursework essay Ctrl-S Ctrl-s Ctrl-s
FAP imagine hidden cameras everywhere
Girl leaves car on while pumping gas She'll kill us all
Leaves a chat with Friends now they're talking trash about me
cough in front of parents they know i smoke marijuana
Send email to professor spelt something wrong
gets high. everyone's a cop!
likes other girls post on facebook cheating
set cup down  somebody spiked it
Slight Headache; It's a Brain Tumor.
friend doesn't reply to text message they must be dead
forgot to delete internet history Turn on computer again to delete it
saves term paper to computer
Texted never got replied she/he hates me
Mom's been gone for more than 5 minutes dead.
Sleeping in Class WHAT ARE PEOPLE DOING TO ME
Recognize voice on the phone ask who is it
OMG ENEMIES Have more skins than my team GG already
A FEW FRIENDS FORGOT TO WISH ME A HAPPY BIRTHDAY OH GOD
New itunes update all my songs will be erased
DIDN'T DRY YOUR HANDS GOOD WHEN YOU WASHED THEM. SOMEONE SHAKES YOUR HAND they think it's pee
Hurricane and an earthquake in same week rapture
internet stopped working ive been caught by the riaa
Sky turns cloudy Tornado's coming
decide to relax and stop being so paranoid something bad happens. become even more paranoid
Lies to mom makes lie true just in case
closes door to fap checks if open every 5 minutes
SOmeone lights Cigarette outside window Snipers
Spot unattended bag on a train 'tell my wife and kids i love them'
NEVER FAP 'WHAT IF PARENTS HAD INSTALLED HIDDEN CAMERAS BEFORE I WAS BORN?'
mADE SAME TWO TURNS AS CAR IN FRONT OF Me thEY THINK IM following them home
RASH ON ARM AIDS
hear tapping on window slenderman
sitting home watching tv..... i think tv is watching me......
COWORKER COUGHS CONTAGION
Watches youtube video with no audio some scary shits going to pop out in any moment
twig breaks in forest. bear!
someone dislikes meme. can't stop thinking about it!
Hear footsteps outside door someone is trying to see you fap through the keyhole
Receive handjob CHECK FOR AIDS THE NEXT DAY
Parents want to ask something
weird noise at 3:00 am DEMon
Can't remember useful information... Must be Alzheimer's
Hair tickles bare back huge spider
person you're texting has to go they're ignoring me
Slow day at work  GOING TO BE FIRED
rainy weather
turn off all the lights at night hopefully the snipers don't have thermal scopes
someone waves to you looks behind yourself to see if there is someone behind you
Lights joint Cops are on their way
BED MAKES A SMALL NOISE yOUR MOM THINKS YOU'RE MASTRUBATING
get a creepy voicemail can't look strangers in the eye
girlfriend doesn't answer phone she doesn't love me
random pain in legs i am going to die!!
guy looks at me he's gay
feels lumps definately cancer
van across street government
Mom walks in room Bullet through computer
phone call. silence mothman
when sleepy
Did I leave something on in the kitchen? House fire impending
has fewer facebook friends oh god
I have headache Voldemort Will come
Itchy scalp? lice
Milk smells funny POISON.
RUN UP STAIRS SHIT SOMEONE IS FOLLOWING ME!
loud speakers. gang member.
Watch an episode of house I've got a disease and I'm going to die
Power goes out it's happening!
bf replied with just an 'OK' he must be cheating on me
didn't notice black guy RACIST
clear sunny skies the sattelites can see me now!
download movie SPEND 3 HOURS GOOGLING WHAT HAPPENS IF CAUGHT
Download one song Uninstall limewire immediately
has to pee at night puts on socks first
get diarrhea chemical warfare
spider in the bathroom this house is infested with bugs
ON PLANE EVERYONE IS A TERRORIST
FRIEND ASKS TO BORROW chapstick THROW IT OUT AFTER
affectively pick up hitch hiker i will be a decapitated corpse soon
Hear sirens what did i do!?
FRIEND DOESN'T TEXT BACK OH GOD IS HE DEAD?!
Yawned too wide
Random twitch? mini seizure.
jogging beside cemetery at night seeing zombies everywhere
Start private browsing for fap session close facebook to make sure my friends can't see me
mom borrows pc forgot to delete history
Sends dirty Text to bf Checks 11 times to make sure it wasn't sent to parents
Stay inside when it snows murderers will follow my tracks
makes asian joke whole school is against me
NEAR ADULT STORE PERVERT
Go into store with father people think We're a couple
receive new text wait at least 1 minute to reply
Girls laughing It must be about me
just because you're paranoid don't mean they're not after you
STOMACH GROWLS FROM HUNGER SOMEONE HEARD IT AND THINKS I HAVE THE POOPS COMING
20-minutes shower they think I'm fapping
Lock car lock car again
take off from red  light ahead of everyone i hallucinated the green light
Power outage on halloween initiate emergency zombie apocalypse defense protocol
Check rooftops for snipers
PARENTS DON'T ANSWER THE PHONE they died
random scar hurts voldemort
Teenagers outside on the street Wait a while bfore I go outside
Watched 'the truman show' you're all actors
toilet makes noise during deuce ghoulies!!!
cell phone suddenly doesn't work anymore illuminati zapped it!
Sneeze in public snot all over your face
Clicker question click button entire time
go downstairs this wasnt the window i had up
The fbi is watching me fap
RECEIVE CALL FROM UNKNOWN NUMBER
Car in opposite lane gonna crash into it
smell gas while driving car's gonna explode
checks paranoid parrot  Thinks they&#180;re inside my head
make phone call wonder if government is listening
Slight fap sound while fapping Everyone in house heard
Some people are speaking another language 'What are they saying about me?'
an autistic guy sitting next to me he is going to punch me in the face
car pulls over while taking a walk kidnappers!
Drive in car at night there's a killer in the back seat
going to russia on a school trip i'll never see home again
a  helicopter passes by so begins the world war iii
deletes internet history Deletes 8 more times to be sure
spider hiding in the ceiling won't be able to sleep now
Someone flirts with you ulterior motive
Nobody else exists just me
Think of funny meme check everything to see if not posted before
home alone still masturbate in bathroom
Home alone
afraid to open curtains people will see i'm home
Walk behind girl at night she thinks im a rapist
2012 now I can use my y2k bunker
Gets in bed *Shits himself because closet is SLIGHTLY open
Try to turn on light spider on lightswitch
likes new tv show i've been brainwashed!
hot chic talks to me in club hostel!!!
public Bathroom Pee in STALL WITH DOOR LOCKED
Close Browser Open it again 2 seconds later
Click Enter Oh MY God She's Gonna think im weird for talking to her
see spot on wall it's a spider
get a papercut wear band-aid for 2 weeks
girlfriend 15 minutes late  for the date she died
unkown number calls your phone type unkown number in google
Walk into library quiet room disturb everyone by breathing
person stares at me. booger!
Go to bathroom during dinner They think i'm bulimic
someone says your work is good they're being sarcastic and laughing at you behind your back
about to register at a website carefully analize entire privacy policy and terms of service
Faping in room Can't Remember if door is locked
put on headphones someones calling me
someone saw me take a pill drug addict
Accidently open internet explorer for 3 seconds immediately Run Anti-virus
Facebook password incorrect 1st time omg i've been hacked!
on laptop with camera the government is watching me
funny smell coming out of heater car is going to catch on fire
car makes a strange sound OMG We'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!
Water fountain next to restroom scared that its toilet water
someone accidentally bumps into purse pickpocket
wearing new clothes whole school thinks im gay
Have to go downstairs after dark I won't live to see daylight
home alone shower with curtain half open so you can see killer coming
cute girl flirts with me she'sluring me to an early grave!
FORGOT TO CLOSE THE BLINDS KILLER RAPIST LOOKING AT ME AS I SLEEP
sore tooth cancer
Cereal isn't Where you left it murderer in the house
public toilet use whole roll to line toilet seat
Build wall of obsidian so monsters can't get through build obsidian wall around obsidian wall
song lyrics increasingly allude to the shortness of life worldwide disaster is IMMINENT
Shooting star or crashing plane??
Hear Noise OUtside I am going to die
Not been paranoid yesterday nor today somethin' gon' happen tomorrow
masturbate they came home and can hear me
haven't heard from facebook friends  they all died IN hurricane irene
Stand close to train path madman will push me under the rolling train
go downstairs didnt lock computer
Someone tells you 'we need to talk' Instantly think of the 5 worst things ive done this month
Drinks water wondes if it's carcinogenic
Kill spider flush down toilet so it doesn't come back for revenge
car makes funny noise while driving its gonna explode
Goes to the toilet whilst home alone locks the bathroom door
Gossips checks if phone isn't accidentally calling someone
Post political views on facebook Now I'm on the red list
Same girl walks by house walking dog twice in one day she's stalking you
HEARS PLANE OVERHEAD nUCLEAR WAR
Sings while home alone stops every 5 seconds to listen for door
Face wall nearest to you while sleeping if you face the other way demons will kill you
Wearing a different style of clothing everyone is judging!!
playing a computer game vs the computer & win he's mad at me
DIRTY THOUGHTS THE PERSON I'M HAVING FANTASIES ABOUT IS READING MY MIND
turn basement lights off run up stairs before demon kills you
Dog stares at something in the corner wary of that corner for the next 10 minutes
stalking a friend's facebook they know!
PARANOID PARROT MAKES ME FEEL NORMAL THEY WANT ME TO LET MY GUARD DOWN
feels a vibration Yellowstone is erupting
changes desktop to all black always knows who is behind me
recieve text message while fapping somebody's watching me
Gf types shorter sentences i'm boring
getting a vaccination they shot me with poison
in a crowded place must look for weapons and escape routes in case of zombie outbreak
Bad cough lung cancer
hear plane flying over house were being bombed
google something nsfw sign out of facebook in case you ACCIDENTALLY post it as a status
saw too many people wearing gray shirts illuminati taking over the world
'What do you do in your life?' 'i'm a pediatrician' Pedophile
Modern Warfare 3 says it is modern warfare 2 in error box trapped in time warp
LIVE ALONE SHOWER WEARING BATHING SUIT AND DEADBOLT THE DOOR.
someone stares at the bus trying to read my mind
make mistake while making meme don't correct it because two same memes in a row would look bad
wALKING AROUND my HOUSE TRY NOT TO BE SPOTTED BY ANYONE
Order something not solid at restaurant They're going to defacate in it
Earplugs when sleeping Spider protection
blow my nose check tissue for blood
Someone logs out of facebook 30 seconds after i get on they are avoiding me
CREATOR OF PARANOID PARROT ISN'T POSTING NEW SUBMISSIONS DEAD
See a beard must be a terrorist
BUS TAKES A DIFFERENT ROUTE WE ALL GONNA DIE
FRIENDS SENT ME 25 MESSAGES INSTEAD OF THE USUAL 30 GONNA BE FOREVER ALONE
Having a bad headache brain tumor
look up dirty stuff on google afraid government is tracking your searches
Sees friend's birthday in facebook thinks he may have changed it to see who really remembers it
Random wall post from boys  theres obviously a mean joke going around about you
car slows down as it passes you  im gonna get kidnapped
Hear a sudden knock on the door run through house and hide shit before even checking who it is
Clothes fall off hanger Someone is in the house
Meme is related to your situation think its all about you
send dirty text DOUBLE CHECK RECEPIENT
HaD sex while wearing a condom 'What if I didn't feel it break! OH NO!'
frind is not home a Pedophile killed him and raped his body over and over again
public toilet aids
3 missed calls hide phone
Wake up alone rapture
Message Someone- no response ohmygod they hate me
PEOPLE WALKING CLOSE PROTECT YOUR BAGS
picked as class monitor everyone will hate me now
outside cat has same markings as mine verifies cat is inside multiple times
Locked Door when i come home check again 5 minutes later because I dont trust it
old friend calls for weed narc!
did small amount of cocaine everyone's looking at me!
have to walk past kids tossing a ball death is imminent
Farted Pooped
eye feels itchy pink eye
Just threw up I'm pregnant
HAVE BEEN IN BATHROOM POOPING FOR 10 MINUTES PARENTS THINK IM FAPPING
SOMEONE IS THROWING SOCKS AND UNDERWEAR IN YOUR BACK YARD SOMEONE HAS A VENDETTA AGAINST YOU AND WILL NOT STOP THIS BEHAVIOR UNTIL YOU'RE DEAD
ask anonymously 'They'll find out somehow!'
car behind me makes three same turns it's following me
Buy tons of junk food at corner store they know im high!
Lose power during the VMA's due to hurricane dead
Try to make new friends They will hate me
Walking down the street
black man approaches
dad sees me shopping online for clothes dad thinks i'm gay
DOG STARTS TO BARK MY HOUSE IS FULL OF SPIRITS
ELEVATOR DOOR DOESN'T OPEN IMMEDIATELY TRAPPED FOREVER
Better watch a couple more videos So they don't know which one I finishied FAPing to
BOMBING IN BOSTON NORTH KOREA
walks past kindergarten on my way home Everyone thinks I'm a pedophile
CAN'T cLOSE EYES AT SHOWER MONSTERS
cloudy day? Haarp!
NOT DELETE RECENT CALLS ON CELL PHONE: 'IF SOMEONE STEAL IT
Head itches lice
Hears a strange noise while driving car is going to explode
all paranoid parrot's texts fits my life they must be following me
SOPA/PIPA??? DESTROY ALL EVIDENCE
Friends birthday better wish him via every platform possible so he knows i give a shit
Hear weird noise while home alone I'm gonna die within 2 minutes
you answer my question privately you obviously don't want people to know you talk to me
Looks up local predators my god theyre everywhere
Playing fallout and a red mark is on my compass deathclaw
Faps. only when USING tor
Vague Tweet Must be about me
Someone called me with a number i don't know they are scamming me
screen goes black virus
in house alone hear noises and think someone is out to kill you
First one to class it was cancelled!
mUM WALKS IN MUTES MIC BEFORE SHE SAYS ANYTHING
fap covers the webcam
make a meme somebody else already posted it
Text message says 'I have bad news' Someone died
wear something nice to school everyone thinks i'm gay
DRIVE THROUGH BAD NEIGHBORHOOD LOCK ALL DOORS AND CLOSE ALL WINDOWS
THEYRE COMmING ACT NORMAL meow
Headache after eating meat mad cow disease
FONDLING BALLS OUT OF BOREDOM THEY'RE TANGLED
person rubs nose I have stain on my nose
Order Food from Delivery Service It's Poisoned
fireworks go off someone's shooting at me
Fans want to play fragile sense of worth soon to be destroyed!
watches youtube video scary picture will pop up
accidentally glimpse at her boobs she takes me for a perv
Girlfriend doesn't text back immediately who is she sleeping with!!!
afraid of dark never blinks
Remembers SOMETHING EMBARRASSING that  happened Everyone else remembers it too
there is a boy name in her status ! he is her boyfriend !
Watched ghost movies and goes to bed there is a ghost in my house
At Market
have a weird new spot in neck Afraid it might be cancer
i wake up three times at night just to see if the door is still closed
the car behind you makes the same 4 turns they are the fbi and are following you
Open facebook app repeatedly hit news feed so no one sees who i was stalking last
doesn't use public restrooms they're infested with stds
boyfriend doesn't text back within 5 minutes he's cheating!!!!!
Makes Twitter Account Government is Following me
click 'submit order' credit card fraud
SEES MUSLIM MAN AT AIRPORT WORLD WAR 3
number calls twice Blocked
forgets spell check on exam failed it
2012 is here... dead
people walking in same direction dont look back
HE'S LOOKING SICK HOLDS BREATH
Caller id says unknown number serial killer
lost 2 hairs in shower i need rogaine
Texted sarcastic statement to hot girl: no response after 3 minutes I'll never hear from her again
Opposition PlaYER GETS FREE KICK IT's A CONSPIRACY!
OMG Black Person IN store ACT NORMAL!
spawn kill someone leaves game to avoid insults
WATCH BREAKING BAD ALL RVs are now meth labs
THEY READ MY TEXT BUT HAVEN'T REPLIED THEY'RE IGNORING ME
Someone is walking up our Street he's going to break in our house!
scratch butt in public i'm an animal
pooping in Public bathroom. Person walks in. Gets super quiet They're listening to me
did nothing wrong apologize anyways
casually glance at cute guy he knows your thoughts
'haha' crap
Spider
right side hurts it's appendicitis
eye contact with random man he'll kill me
shower with open eyes so you will see if someones gonna kill you
slightly bumpy road flat tire
sneeze sounds like a bark turning into a dog
Has money in pocket
Press any key to continue enter
HESISTANT ABOUT POSTING NEW PICTURES TO FACEBOOK AFRAID OF BECOMING A MEME
arm hangs over the bed at night monster will get me
Attractive girl i don't recognize sends friends request someone's plotting something big against me
gets a cold sore mono
polly want a cracker? What did you do to it?
CheCK CAMERA POSITIONS AT SOME place for No reasON OMG THEY THINK I'M GONNA ROB THIS PLACE
gets offered cookie must be poisoned
HEARS SCREAMING IN NEIGHBOUR'S HOUSE THEY'RE BEING MURDERED AND I'M NEXT
sees statue Don't blink
Drives past cop going the speed limit Jail for life
Hears someone moving on the otherside of the bathroom when taking a crap checks the door to see if it's locked
It's Poison! It's Cancer! No
male doctor gives physical  fear of unexpected erection
leaves to go to the bathroom everyone is talking about me
makes eye contact with black guy last day on earth
FINds daughter in modern family attractive checks her age on imdb
8:55pm; beer store closed @ 9:00pm night ruined
sprint up stairs in case ghost grabs leg
oh god why does that guy have a scantron on his desk?
driving fully legit at speed   limit with police following foot down
50 mph speed camera 3 mph
Lives Alone Locks the  door everytime he goes to the bathroom
leaves work late: last car in parking garage sprints to car
Gets into car checks backseat looking for serial killer
ears are sore spiders living in them
Nothing on newsfeed for over an hour everyone blocked me
Not finding memes funny must be getting old
FRIEND OF FRIEND HANDS YOU BOTH A DRINK DONT DRINK DESPITE THIRST
sitting next to window at night close curtains
hears bunger noise gunfire!!
Enter a silent room Everyone is dead
TAKING A SHOWER DURING THUNDERSTORM Going to get electrocuted
Hears a thump outside Nuclear War
Light Turns Green
Mist DESCENDS on home town Zabuza momochi on the prowl
turn off the 9gag safe mode here it's not safe anymore
45 minutes in a scalding hot shower with two bottles of soap and steel wool oh god
someone hacked my bank account prolly the bankers!
You gave away something your friend gave you THey will notice it's gone
Watch Contagion Never touch anything again
taxi driver takes unexpected turn Imagine tomorrow's Kidnapping headline
house phone rings at 3 am someone in my family is dead
fall asleep on bus organs are gonna be harvested
Hotel bed was made while I was out Did she take any of my stuff?
reply to facebook status to quick everyone thinks i was waiting
David answers in short sentences he's pissed.
everything they say is about me
Walk Down Stairs Expect to fall & become Paralyzed
see mom sleeping omg she dont breathe
Woman Flirts with you at the bar She wants your kidney
watch movie with friends look over shoulder to see if they watch the good bit
NSA tapping law abiding citizens 'FUCKING TOLD YOU SO!'
Check engine light! Better pull over and call a tow truck
need to shit it will be diarrhea for sure
sit on toilet for every fart just in case
FIND 5 DOLLARS ON THE GROUND SPEND IT ON PURELL BECAUSE YOU TOUCHED MONEY YOU FOUND ON THE GROUND
has brilliant meme idea does not upload
PET IS SLEEPING CHECK IT'S BELLY IF IT IS STILL BREATHING
someone leaves immediately after i log in facebook 'Oh god
Saved game
White van driving behind me murderer
Has a second piece of birthday cake everybody thinks im fat
Best friend calls what have i done
game is autosaving save again
upvotes own meme they all know
Post funny comment delete because people might think i'm being mean
hears people laughing it's about me
Crush's name isn't loading fast enough on facebook she blocked me
WHy is everybody watching me?
MOM CALLS FROM OTHER ROOM What does she know?
created five images in one night will be banned for spamming
fart feels wet pants must be changed
Scrolls down to read youtube comments just in case video is a screamer
What happens in vegas Probably goes straight to my wife
See girl chewing her hair in class cannibal
Girls across the hall are laughing it must be at me
stories match too well.. Clearly planned
home alone and dog barks so this is my fate
Long time in restroom people think i'm fapping
Someone wrote on my wall Better Censor that shit
going speed limit and sees cop taps break anyways
walk to car at night carry keys like brass knuckles
kills spider on wall o god its family wants revenge
Doesn't upload photos to dating site Worried someone would turn them into a meme
SOMEONE SAYS 'EW IT SMELLS IN HERE' I CANT SMELL ANYTHING
person goes to atm at sametime i'm being robbed!!!
everyone leaves house close all the curtains
APRFIL FOOLS DAY AFRAID TO SPEAK WITH ANYONE
Locked the door did i lock the door?
sTUDYING FOR ABNORMAL PSYCHOLOGY TEST i HAVE EVERY DISORDER
tries to correctly use meme oh god i did it wrong
girlfriend doesn't respond to a text immediately she's giving some other guy oral
listens to coldplay's paradise 'parrot
reads book on mental disorders oh my god I have all of them
shit in woods on side of highway out of desperation expect police to come knocking on the door
spams girfriend she doesnt reply she hates me
i see blurry i'm going blind
notices one less friend on facebook the world hates me
nobody liked my comment what did i do wrong?!
Someone in bar orders 3 bloody marys avoid bathroom because it has a mirror
Cat LIfts head serial kill on my porch
locks car door push lock button 20more times
clicks save clicks save 3 more times
add one plugin save four times
stomach growls from hunger everyone thinks i just farted
spill shit at subway never go back
Parents are coming turns off tv pretending to be asleep
Power goes off in middle of shower this is how it ends
snooki's pregnant  anti-christ is coming
send message on facebook; they go offline they hate me
One downvote DELETES post
sees cop while sitting at stoplight checks speed
About to go to sleep holy f*ck i'm falling
Cloudy day chem trails!
DON'T REPLY MAY GET TROLLED
browsing in incognito mode manually deletes history anyways
WINDy day ITS NEVER just wind
KNOCK AT DOOR THIS IS HOW IT STARTS
come across A group of guys of my age criminals
'Kills 99.99% of germs' THat 0.01% is going to be the death of me
Wants to post Atheist picture on facebook Afraid christian friends will hate him
COME home late
arrive at car check backseat
pICK UP PHONE
Knows someone who likes to talk bad about others Afraid you are one of those people
professor walks behind you during class close all internet tabs
Logged out Always go back to the site to check if you really did
got in a fight with my wife and she makes me a sandwich it's poisoned
room is silent 'ARE WE TOO LOUD?'
answer question on yahoo answers f5 every 30 seconds to check for thumbs down
picture of people in bathroom perverts
wake up early
power goes out its never coming back on!
Close front door when leaving Check if keys are in pocket
few bubbles appear in lake kraken
clock stops time stopped
Keep eyes Open in shower To avoid monsters materialize beside you
Don't Know Answer to first question I'm Going to Fail
order mcdouble without pickles check for pickles
walk through cemetery hand will grab me from grave
GO TO BED AT NIGHT CHECK 3 TIMES THE ALARM CLOCK
walk through the crowd every single one is watching me
Can't remember someones name I have amnesia
iNTERNET ACTING UP? TERRORIST ATTACK.
Black guy walks past Check pockets
WRITE CAREFULLY EVERYBODY IS ABLE TO ANALYSE MY HANDWRITING AND REVEAL MY DEEPEST SECRETS
SOMEONE MADE A PP POST ABOUT A PERSON HIDDEN IN MY HOUSE WAITING TO CATCH ME FAPPING HE/SHE CAN READ MY MIND THROUGH MY COMPUTER
hears the house bump in the night house is haunted by demonic ghosts wanting to kill entire family
this type of file could harm your computer
READ PARANOID PARROT POSTS TAKE NOTES
DRINK WATER AT NEIGHBOUR'S HOUSE. LATER
Think dirty thoughts god can hear me
PREVIOUS COMMENTS RECEIVED DOWNVOTES NOT COMMENT. THEY'LL THINK IT WAS YOU
ACCIDENTALLY DOWNVOTE OTHER PERSON'S POST HE'LL FEEL FRUSTRATED AND GOING TO KILL HIMSELF. AND IT'S MY FAULT
close medicine cabinet stranger in the mirror
Service Temporarily Unavailable Apache/2.2.6 (Fedora) Server at www.nitt.edu Port 80
WHAT IF I'M SECRETLY RETARDED AND MY FRIENDS JUST HANG OUT WITH ME OUT OF SYMPATHY?
presses 'Prtsc' button to copy the screen    presses 2 or 3 more       times to be sure its copied
POOPING GOD IS WATCHING ME
Making sure you locked the door by turning the handle several times after walking 10 meters
Having private conversation over the internet someone can see my screen
look frequently at the same facebook profile psychopath
Check radioalarm
create meme
check dirty sites check facebook afterwards for posts from that site
puts on headphones everybody is talking about you
adventure in skyrim bought knee armor
Teacher is going to ask a question make no eye contact
no one liked my meme on meme generetor account deletion
Generated paranoid parrot meme Everyone hates it
singing alone in your room your parents can hear you and they laugh and judge you
Watching new movie on youtube turn down volume before       exorcist girl scream!
Plays skyrim f5 f5 f5 f5
do anything on your computer a hacker is watching everything you do
STREtCHES in exam examiner thinks i'm cheating
CUTS NECK WHILE SHAVING THE BLOOD TRANSFUSION i'LL NEED WILL BE TAINTED WITH DISEASE
HAVE TO TAKE THE GARBAGE OUT AT NIGHT MURDERER IN DUMPSTER
Tell racist joke IMMEDIATELY look behind you *whew*
swallowed a pip it will grow in my stomach
See a stone that looks like a face certainly made by aliens
VISITS PUBLIC RESTROOM cHECKS CEILING FOR HIDDEN cAMERA
kills spider entire army of spiders will come for revenge
Lives alone in an appartment Still checks doors while fapping
See same car 4 times in one day 'they're after me.'
unknown caller id better get a new identity
a random guy is being too kind to your son serial killer
watcH DISCOVERY CHANNEL SHOW ON HYPOCHONDRIA I HAVE THAT
meme not posted they hate me
hear sound in your house i will die tonight
hits bump in the road just ran someone over
Hole in Bathroom wall Fill with Toilet paper
See aN Accident on the highway Drive 35 mph for the next 2 hours
User sends friend 10 links in a row He is a Bot
Public bathrooms not in this lifetime
haven't heard from girlfriend yet today she's cheating on me with my best friend and they're laughing about it
BOMB SHELTERS EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE ONE
See Triangle on screen ILLUMINATI
goes to haunted house one is a real killer waiting for me
tinfoil hat keeps falling off tinfoil turbin!
hears raindrops hitting leaves in yArd sounds like someone's fapping rite outside my window
Post on a thread when no one has posted in a day. Grave digging!
guy says hi to me he must be madly in love with me
hobo approches look the other way
Drinks Grandma's extra sweet hot chocolate. she's poisoned me with antifreeze
light showers turn on windshield wipers full bast
2012 omg
lights in your room starts blinking while playing Css turns arround and starts looking for ghosts scared to hell
alone at home lock bedroom door to prevent killers
Laptop has charged for months still bring charger everywhere
stand in front of microwave for 3 seconds cancer
Your Twitter Handle is stolen your entire existance is a lie
Read someone else's anonymous hate theY probably think it's you who wrote it
Favorite meme has 665 upvotes Refuse to upvote
miss deadline hated forever
Hair in shower plug alopecia
board a commercial airline flight sneak  a parachute in one of your bags
Saw picture of a spider They're all over me!
PERSON YOU WERE IMING STOPS REPLYING DEAD
7 missed calls from different people they think i'm dead
nose bleed writes will
don't share pp they'll know
reads tumblr rule #1 instantly unlinks facebook
i always feel like somebody's watching me
TOUCH SOMETHING RUSTY tetanus
facebook rate: 5stars they lie
Not sure if swerving Or going to kill me
Walking home alone at night Keep looking over shoulder to make sure a killer isn't following
BACK IS FACING OPEN CLOSET DOOR SHIVERS
home security salesman just cased the place
Home alone at night don't look in mirrors
drive next to semi-truck it's going to tip over
Bath water is murky from soap Jump out before hidden shark bites you
car backfires sniper
THEY SAID IM PARANOID IM NOT PARANOID
laughing behind you its about me
FLu shots this morning
bus driver takes different route kidnapping
RINGING AT THE DOOR AT 23:00 mass murderer is coming to get me
hears door noise your house is being burgled
loose threads on your shirt ants have taken over your wardrobe
your hands hurt from typing it's probably  arthritis
OS needs to restart to Install Updates They've added a tracking program
Monthly Weather Siren test The Russians finally did it.
If I go to bed now I might not wake up
walk across concrete bridge Imagine it's going to collapse every step.
Sign on the back of the semi says 'If you can't see my mirrors
Job Application asks for SSN They're going to steal my identity
Getting vaccinated The needle's going to break in my arm
i held the train handle got aids
Think something is under the bed jump onto it from 5 feet away
Passerby says
Standing underneath chandelier Shits gonna fall on me!
start to fap cover up webcam
socially awkward penguin? someone's watching me
Parents especially affectionate they have been diagnosed with a  terminal illness
food in microwave makes noise it's going to explode!
Hear noise at night bed intruder
dark shadow in the water? Shark.
Takes more thAN 10 MINUTES TO FALL ASLEEP iNSOMNIA
SING IN CAR CHECK BACK SEAT FIRST
boyFRiend says he's going outside for a bit going to other girlfriend's house
girl rejects friend request           contact facebook  stating a mistake occured
wear turtle beaches in call of duty and hear something spray randomly
mosquito bite. west nile!
Leave door open inner city hoodlums are going to steal valuables
friend use your bathroom throw away toothbrush after
Do dirty things ghosts are watching
Post a meme BIG BROTHER DELLETES
make a paranoid parrot no one gets it
use big word said wrong big word
Foot feels weird while in bed IT'S SPIDER VENOM
get lost at the grocery store as a kid  child sex slave
gets text in public ignores it because everyone is going to read it over my shoulder
PERSON POSTS HELPFUL COMMENT IN WEREWOLF THREAD WOLF
google symptom.. omg I have cancer
LIVE IN A SHARED HOUSEHOLD qUICKLY!! PASSWORD PROTECT YOUR COMPUTER!
Hear noise on other side of house It's a ghost
Doorbell Microwave harddrive
Alone in own crib shut all doors to defence from villians
i feel happy ..too happy
rainy weather
Parents aren't home on time dead
Girl looks at me She wants to have sex with me!
Walking up stairs ghost will try to push you down
stop whispering to your friend inside the shopping mall people might hear
fap turn cam away
random girl gave me a hug she was gonna stab me in the back
Leaving house? Better clear internet history in case i die.
math final exam calculator is going to run out of battery
LOOKING AT PEOPLE THROUGH THE WINDOW THEY SAW YOU
See hot girls kissing on bus
come across ghoul meme INSTANT HEART ATTACK
plays Star fox everyone thinks your a furry
sits on airplane next to muslim airplane is going to be hijacked
Messaged on linkedin about an awesome new job opportunity My current company hired this person to test my loyalty
Drinks Soda out of can Mouse in it
Talks to a guy hope he doesn't think i want to have sex with him
Gets patted in the back by friend Looks for sticky notes
coughs pneumonia
family has flown to india for sisters wedding keeps checking news for any crash reports
Wakes up in the middle of the night with the need to take a piss HOLY SHIT WHY NOW!?!?
very important file on usb stick safely remove hardware
San Diego Comic-Con? That's 18 miles from the Mexican border! O
San Diego Comic-Con? That's 18 miles from the Mexican border! I'd get killed by drug traffickers!
Car behind me for a while passes driveway and doubles back so he doesn't see where I live
using public urinal everyone is looking at my penis
nose is stuffed up every bite of food is a race against suffocation
Police chopper overhead Criminals making their way to my house
SAVE GAME SAVE AGAIN
computer keeps losing internet connection government is watching me
Boss in meeting with hr better pack my desk
TSA officer ask for my name
PEOPLE KNOW MY NAME
my doctor reckons i'm paranoid i wonder who else he's told?
Covers webcam with paper and duct tape  So no one can hack computer and see fapping
Just watched hitchcock's
What if my friends just let me sleepover To watch me sleep?!?
IF I SLEEP WITH MY BLIND OPEN  THE MURDERER THAT SITS OUTSIDE MY WINDOW EVERY NIGHT WILL BE ABLE TO SEE ME
About to install origin closes steam
somebody holds their phone up Hide
Practice dropping soap And catching it while showering in case i ever go to prison
Uses amazon aws Checks account actıvıty every mınute
gets offerred a ride home by strangers thinking 'omg! we're getting kidnapped!' on every turn
See guy with a cap and bag in a crowded place bomb
midnight bathroom break sprints to bathroom to avoid monsters in the dark
about to sleep with arms out  put arms back under covers for fear you might get a cold
another bird living in the mirror watching me every day
home alone locks all windows
Home alone still locks bathroom door
breathing through nose becomes difficult  death imminent
talks about person turns around to check that person is not there
phone call from unknown number
Reddit not blocked at work Still lurk from my cell phone
what if somebody took them overnight duplicated their own set
about to fap in your room locks and relocks door several times
Crosses One way street Looks both ways
big win jam f5 four times to make sure it saved
never faps with open curtains the satellites could see me
Must PUT PARENTHESES  AROUND everything!
checks email forwards the chain emails
watchs the matrix thinks its real
Stays in a creepy but cheap hotel for one night search on the internet if there was a murder in it
Tank half full better fill up
IN THE LINE TO THE TILL 'WHAT IF I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH' MONEY
it rained today better blame haarp
Calls off work for the first time ever because of winter weather they're going to fire me
PeerBlock is Blocking 1.9 Billion ip adresses? Better add more
Doesn't pull up parallel next to cars is afraid eye contact will get self shot
made eye contact with a dude he thinks i'm gay and into him
Friend never online Must have blocked me
walk past cop at the bank heart rate tripled
Shower curtain drawn check behind before taking shit
I NO WEAR OVERALLS!  NO!
MIld chest pain it's a heart attack
Forgot to lock door before I left the house check every room 10 times to make sure a murderer isnt hiding somewhere
Worries about radiation from japan wants noaa to nuke hurricanes
noise in the middle of the night robber
fumble with keys zombies
I Don't want a relationship people can cheat on me
Head itches a little bit Lice
wrong password they are hacking my account
Some people laugh at stupid stuff To make the stupid guy feel good
Sits in the back of the movie theater to avoid throat being slit
Someone complements him 'He must be making fun of me'
See the kanji for 'heaven' Akuma is here!!!!!
need to fart in an empty parking lot hold it in
Sees someone walk by my house Automatically thinks they're stalking me
Shower went cold killer washing parents blood of knife
playing an mmo while having bowel problems avoid standing near other players in case they notice
going afk for 2 mins signs out of skype
Someone next to me coughs 'I'll get Ah1n1 and die'
Scared about becoming a meme Doesn't upload a photo to facebook
Girl with big boobs on public transport check all reflections before stare at them
40 days are up buys winrar
COUGHS AFTER CIGARETTE I HAVE CANCER.
Comment Lines of code instead of erase them I would probably use that code in the future
Makes sure you can hear him urinate in the toilet so nobody thinks he is fapping
*lost one follower OHMYGODIMUSTVEPISSEDSOMEONEOFFINEEDTOSEARCHMYFOLLWERSLISTTOSEEWHOITWASOHMYGODTHISCANTBEHAPPENEINGOHGODTHISISTHEWORSTWHATDIDISAYWHATDIDISAYOHGODOHGODOHGODWHYISTHISHAPPENINGTOMEIMUSTHAVEOFFENDEDSOMEONE'SETHNICITYTHISTHEWORSTOHGODMYSOCIALLIFEISFAILLINGAPARTTHISCANTBEHAPPENINGOHHNOOOOOOOOIDONTWANTTODIEWITHOUTANYFRIENDSWHOWOULDPUTMETHROUGHTHISKINDOFSTRESSITSTHEIRFAULTIWILLFINDANDTRIACKDOWNTHISPERSONIPISSEDOFFANDKILLHIMTHISOHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD
Has meeting with boss spends entire evening looking up human rights laws
hears xylophone skeletons are roaming the house
Likes friend's new photos Apologizes to her boyfriend
favorite youtuber hasent been on in 3 days dead
a fly goes around while i'm fapping it's a micro camera
slow pulsing in brain aneurysm just burst
LIKES OBAMA HE'S A COMMUNIST!
Donkey is online lets leave
Experiences strange new pain in body Thats it
man wistles to another man in the street while im walking i'm being kidnapped
misplaced wallet that black guy took it
large raindrop hits head that was bird shit
Check keys are in my pocket 500 times
you're home alone I don't think so
looks door to take a dump checks if the door is really locked
See person smiling in the street is laughing at me
accidentally takes vitamin twice certian death
Maybe schizophrenics are normal and ignorance is bliss for the rest of us
wants to type ^
I love asda
Entering single bathroom There's going to be someone in there i know it
high on meth everyone knows
go to bed needing a crap wake up not needing one
Closing  eyes when shampooing GRUDGE
Aggressive drivers toxoplasmosis
Sees hologram on halo reach pummels it just in case
Smokes weed pats self down
employees' favourite song is 'one piece at a time' search all employees before they leave work
uses bathroom at friend's house puts toilet paper down
vent in bathroom stall? camera in it
Leave window open feel like someone is watching
Makes mistake on test Goes back on every question to see if you have made the same mistake
a girl says you're beautiful.  she's definitely a transsexual.
knock ondoor its the fbi
She said 'you're funny' She actually loves me
hears random noise at night  someone must be coming to kill me
My mom and her new boyfriend are making weird noises i need to save her
Commits war crime Hope no one makes a poster about me
Not sure if i blinked or if power just cut out
sees the cashier at 7-11 angry cancels flight
walk out to car in dark carry keys like brass knuckles
kill spider on wall o god its family want revenge
See a flying object in the sky alien invasion
HOME ALONE STILL LOCKS BATHROOM DOOR
dude didn't accept friend request on facebook He's out to murder me
uses a computer at the library keeps looking over shoulder to make sure no one is watching
Why does everyone keep saying im paranoid i think that's very suspicious
watch hot girls pics on facebook scared that you ACCIDENTALLY liked some
Sees meme that relates to my life... Instantly knows person who hates me wrote it.
GETS ON ESCALATOR WITH UNTIED SHOELACE GOING TO LOSE FOOT
checks behind shower CURTAINS  for murderers
sleep with knife under bed my family may try to kill me
'Ok
Skylanders: toys come to life they're watching me while i sleep
arm went numb Stroke
Thnks people are staring 'WHAT!?' now people are staring
leave arm dangling over bed gonna get eaten by monsters
finish taking shit everyone can smell it on you
Sits in seat on train and person gets up to sit in an empty section omg i smell
google wage sunset assume I'm fired
forget to lock car doors suspect everyone you see is a burglar
Been 5 minutes without reply he hates me
Radio Crackles monsters everywhere
SEES a COP car I HOPE HE DOESN'T NOTICE THAT I'm driving
Teacher Talks about how bad the tests are Think Shes talking about yours
girl is flirting with me tries to avoid her incase she is actually making fun of me
Flush toilet at night Run for life
Sees shower curtain is closed while going bathroom checks behind shower curtain 5 times to make Sure no one is watching
Fap time make sure screen sharing is off
Presses Cancel Button on phone three times phone call Could be still going on after first press
Facebook doesnt log in automatically hacked.
Embarrassing song plays on mp3 player in public Take headphones out to make sure nobody can hear it
uses incognito browser still delete browser history
It's been 8 minutes since i texted her she must hate me
Woke up tried to wake up again just in case he was still sleeping
Woke up tries to wake up again just in case still sleeping
posts kony 2012 video on facebook wall kony will try to kill me now
Webcomic doesn't update on time Artist is dead
in-private browser deletes history just in case
fingers are numb stroke
drink two mountain dews diabetes
It's been 8 minutes since I texted her She must hate me
tv turns itself on its the girl from the ring
Sees Arab man takes off shoe to scratch foot at airport *jumps through window
shuts eyes to wash shampoo out hair vulnurable
follows all criteria
buys iphone app check account to see if apple double charged
started dating chris brown will i end up on his greatest hits album?
hair touches your leg Giant spider
faps with music lowers music in case someones passes by
Friend doesnt answer messages dead
Plug Headphones in at library. everyone can still hear my music
Heard noise in empty house looks for closest weapon
THROWINg a birthday party; HEARS noises from the hallway It's the swat team!
opens fridge for midnight snack stays far enough from fridge so door doesn't block vision for fear of sneaky killer in house
Cup isn't where i left it poltergeist
Squaaaack pappo alert!
Sends friend request to forever alone What if he ignores me
turnitin percentage is 8% getting expelled!
accidentally press like they think im a stalker
AFRAID TO 'LIKE' PAGE MIGHT GET ME IN TROUBS
paranoid parrot looks like he's been caught fapping
Accepts friend request on facebook frantically looks through profile pictures to make sure they look decent
Fall asleep during Church I'm going to hell
Finds out his calculator can do everything Checks everything twice
driving car 2 mph above speed limit and pass cop on highway   immediatley look in rearview mirror to see if cop turns around
cat sits quietly whilst i listen to queen its reminiscing about past life
HearD a noise while you're in the shower a murdERer killed my family and i'm next
Walk into elevator after person smoking everyone on other floors thinks i'm a chain smoker
OH GOD I MUST SEEM LIKE SUCH A CREEPER
POST VIDEO OF HUGE
Test at 8pm Better get there at 8am
angel statues in the park must. not. blink.
friend hasnt texted in 9 minutes kidnapped
a man with a thin mustache looks at you goodbye world
frost covering bedroom window the dementors are coming
8:55pm; beer store closes at 9:00pm night ruined
itch head once lice
grilled steak? cancer
back pain? cancer
PRESSES 'LOCK' ON CAR KEY REMOTE 5 TIMES IN A ROW!
SEES A RAGE COMIC OF A GUY BEING ANNOYED BY A GIRL ASSUME IT'S YOUR BOYFRIEND VENTING ABOUT YOU
see police car outside destroy hdd's
loud noise outside hide
wants to post christian themed picture on facebook is afraid of getting bashed by atheists
listening to music
GIVE DAD AMBIEN STAY AWAKE ALL NIGHT TO CHECK HIS PULSE
Become aware of high kdr kdr plummets
scratch eyes make sure sight is still intact
sees slightly different colored ice cubes in ice cube tray 'THey're poisoned'
cops going down my street ? there coming for me!
alone: don't sing what if microphone
dreamed that someone cut my hair runs to bathroom mirror
watch scary movie i'm gonna die
HOME ALONE
getting out of shop
about to take exam takes phone battery out
get one drop of water on my iphone omg I'm gonna break my new phone
tilt head upward
notice door and windows in room are closed i'm going to suffocate
Farts Silently what if i just have bad hearing?
23:59 turns into 0:00 fakes sleeping to mislead zombies
see a cop while going 1 over the speed limit i'm screwed
sees someone joined makes sure everyone posts in order
see street lamp in the distance sniper
Hear noise in middle of the night 'i'm gonna die.'
boss requested meeting i'm fired
SUBMITS A LINK click one more time to make sure the link works
ctrl+c 5 times
not sure if hungry or laptop radiation waves think radiation waves
Eating sandwich in the car will choke and crash
vacation to cuba castro is listening to you through wiretaps
shoes squeak everyone thinks i farted
It's my birthday
poor grammar in message she hates me
abc def
has one Hit Everyone can tell
Black man walks by car Roll up windows and lock door
Lock bedroom door to *fap* check lock every 3 minutes
About to leave  a store without buying anything checks if someone put anything in his pockets
LOCKS CAR GOES BACK 2 MIN LATER TO CHECK IF CAR IS LOCKED
look under the beD monster grins at u
STRANGE LIGHT IN THE NIGHT SKY IT'S AN ALIEN INVASION
street performer catches me singing the song gonna have to leave a dollar
goes downstairs to get a drink in the middle of the night changes mind
Smoked while leaving the house house is burning down
boyfriend not messaging Me first on facebook  Oh god he's mad at me and wants to breakup
UNRELIABLE STRANGER SAYS THERE AREN'T MORE BUSES TODAY YOU START TO BE AFRAID THAT'S TRUE.
Get up at night for glass of water leave trail of lights
gaeta wins powerball tarzed to death
Hears creek in the night going to be murdered
has essay exam brings 15 pens
strange noise outside gargoyles
lights go out
dating with a girl 2 months younger chris hansen waiting at her home
Feeling Sleepy Carbon Monoxide Leak
washing hands uses germ-x as soap
someone tries to sleep with you he wants to drug me and steal my kidney
few bubbles appear in lake it's the kraken
scratch paint on mailbox death sentence
sat in the channel listening
GOES TO THE SUBWAY STATION GYPSY WILL MURDER ME
man outside house I'm Going to die
Hear a sound from downstairs... murderer.
REFUSE TO TAKE A SHOWER AT FRIEND'S HOUSE 'HE HAS HIDDEN CAMERAS IN THE BATHROOM'
Double check email address before hitting send immediately check sent folder
Someone says hi to me quickly after joining THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT ME BEHIND MY BACK
cut myself while shaving i'll die bleeded
Start sneezing someone is talking about me
heart spasm infarctus call 9-1-1
sneeze in public check nose for next 5 hours
Sleeps Til 7 At night It's the end of the world
Sees dead pidgeon stays away for fear of bird flu
Boyfriend stops responding he's breaking up with me
Change password Change password AGAIN
someone gives u a drink poision
Violent coughing fit... Slenderman.
Post on a thread when no one has posted in a day. Grave digging!
Subscribes last.fm only to see who last viewed profile
BLOOD TEST RESULTS COME BACK ALL CLEAR THERE MUST BE SOME MISTAKE
no response from chattbuddy she hates me
Press car alarm button Press it two more times just in case
Video plays really loud Can't WATCH video today
Driving alone at night murderer in the back seat
Sees spider when you're about to sleep going to die
RDNA test tomorrow chimera in the dark
Wears sUnglasses 'everyone thinks I'm high'
Headache Naegleria fowleri
girl rejects a ride i'm a pedophile
Girlfriend Doesn't wake up right away too many pills
Bright Lights outside? UFOs
Mother falls and breaks wrist Year later still nervous about pavement
girl buys me a drink i'm waking up in a tub of ice
send food back at restuarant they spit in it
stomach pains? ALIEN parasite!
wont return calls she must be dead
Someone's playing with laser pointer Check for snipers
Hear the first name of friend on news 'What happened now?'
The grain of the wood on your closet door Is a monster
stomach growls in class omg gonna shit myself
talk to black person get called racist
Lay awake in bed Wait for the screams to break the silence.
Moved into new pad not sure if icemaker or ghost!
see an old friend check for heartbeat in case of chuck testa
Fan oscillates past Head Turn around to see who it is
Police Officer Visits the School on career day It wasn't me
Man in camo sits at the table behind you at Denny's He's hunting for you.
It's 11:59 Pm What if the world ends before it's tomorrow.
Touch the counter at Diner Oh god now they have my fingerprints.
Swimming in the deep end of the pool I've Got to get to the surface before they release the moray eels.
post memes on facebook my friends must be making fun of me for it
scared ipod might go off in class actually kills application
make a rap video lose job
in toilet for 5 minutes shits.
Going out make wallet out of stride gum package
reject an african dude he's gonna jinx you
DANGEROUS GAME AREA AHEAD SAVE GAME TWICE
girls laugh nearby fly's open
Accidentally call someone They're going to call me back and yell at me
Get called to office relive past 2 months
PLAY MMORPG AS FEMALE CHARACTER EVERYONE STILL THINKS I'M A GUY
bLACK LADY ACROSS THE STREET SHITS ABOUT TO GO DOWN
pimple on lip everyone thinks you have herpes
Teacher hits on you you're never seen again
steps on a piece of gum immdeately buys new shoes
Girlfriend DOESN'T respond to text in 5 minutes  is she dead?!
Think the words 'avada kedavra' someones dead
Gets in dark car checks back seat for sleeping homeless people
Stranger says 'hey you' runs away in panic
teacher watching me Pedophile
Friend's Phone rings check yours anyway
walking behind girl in hallway she thinks im a rapist
Boyfriend doesn't reply to text within 5 seconds of sending he's cheating on me
home alone
slight  Headache Its a tumor
Granddaughter goes to first day of college and doesn't text you during class She must have been murdered
go pay for gas make sure car is locked
opens video in new tab shits pants when audio starts
Make marginally controversial comment on reddit Check every 5 seconds for downvotes
Watched 'Marble Hornets' on youtube never sleep again
Ingrown Hair? PLAGUE SORE.
password doesn't work omg someone hacked my pc!!!
pubic hair itches crabs
remove shoes in public hobo will steal them
get new brother dad no longer loves me
No backroads oh no life is over
someone logs out of facebook 30 seconds after i do they are avoiding me
knock at door police find out about me smoking pot 3 months ago?
same car behind you for more than 1 turn coming to kill you
Drive car at night there's a killer in the back seat
earthquake in dc? tornadoes are coming to the west coast!
No one updates tumblr for 5min AFTER YOU MAKE A LONGWINDED POST i SCARED EVERYONE AWAY
Internet history private browse everything
Home  alone
Wash fork eat chicken bare handed
Hear drunk people outside they`re  coming to trash my place
Have an eye contact with a guy outside he`s coming to kill me
Post on pc  no one replies They all hate me
GIRL DOESN'T TEXT BACK IN FIVE MINUTES  SHE HATES ME
submits answer on yahoo! answers keeps checking it to see if i get thumbs downs
Earthquake in NC The end is here!
watch inception rush home to spin top
lose a game I am the worst SCii player
RIOT VANS PARKED IN MANCHESTER SHIT WE'RE GONNA DIE
van parked outside your house throw hard drive in microwave
Mom takes brother to practice She is running Off With The Kids
Friend Forgot to Invite you to Concert HE HATES ME
background changed? Applejax was here
Read story about paypal scams every paypal account is scam artist
aSKS ME WHAT A FLESHLIGHT IS............................. SHE KNOWS
friend hasn't been online for 2 days she's dead
Didn't respond to text within 2 minutes. 'She's Cheating On Me!!!'
sees black guy oh sweet mother of god
tickle in throat croup
playing minecraft
scratch the car Never drive again
mouse has a mind of its own my computer has been hacked
Boyfriend takes a long time to reply to your texts He's cheating on you with someone WAY hotter
Begin bawling out of no where CHRONIC DEPRESSION
Lays toilet paper on toilet seat
chatting with friend i'm annoying her
stalking someone's Facebook when they suddenly log on they know
People behind you start laughing They must be talking about me
can't find own pulse i'm dead
goto 4chan fbi will be here any minute
Watch The Truman Show My life is being secretly filmed
MOSQUITO VANISHES IN ROOM IT'S BITING ME
Forget which floor I parked on in the parking garage I HAVE AMNESIA
Forgot to take out my water bottle from my bag at the airport They takin' me to Guantanamo
Someone calls my work and asks to speak to a manager It's to complain about something I did
Use the bathroom with the lights off at night Someones waiting behind me with a knife
foot hanging out of bed monster going to grab it
Someone buys me a drink at the bar I'm gonna be missing a kidney in the morning
Balls hurt turnin' into a woman
gotta take a drug test I've unknowingly smoked pot
gotta take a drug test they're gonna find something wrong
Fap like a beast Fear thE government is watching
Turn off lights at night so people in the street can't see what i'm doing
STEAM SUMMER SALE is on CHECKS EVERY 2 HOURS
Need to pee Pregnant
Make love outside seen on google earth
feel a pain in left arm ''im having a heart attack''
bar man accidently puts extra zero on card machine &#163;60 for two pints of beer....
gotta run home i think i left my flat iron on!
i got fired
Computer makes strange noises full system backup
chair makes fart sound everyone stares at me
unrestricted call at 3 Am I'm going to die!
Weird Noise in Office Building must be collapsing
group of people laughing They're laughing at me
Forgot to drink medicine 2 hours ago I'm gonna die
Did I lock the door? Better check twenty times
hears a noise in the bushes zombies
smell a fart in a crowded room everyone thinks i did it
Stranger says hello must want to kidnap me
Wikipedia my symptoms yup
I think my ex would enjoy my only successful post But i can't tell her
Hear's High Winds Outside It's A Tornado!
Squawk! Polly wanna loot! lootpalace.com
Has like 3 passwords texts everytime they are prompted for password
finds crumb on glass it's contaminated
Fresh underwear same color like yesterdays Better take others so people who saw me yesterday don't think im dirty
just had lunch
see people laughing across the street? They must be laughing at me
just learned Jesus wasn't born on December 25th my baptism was invalid
Sneezes flu
hears planes north korean invasion
Hears LoUD BANGs At 12:00AM 1/1/2014 calls police regarding gunshots
Foot a bit numb call an ambulance
Relates to paranoid parrot has paranoia disorder
Purposely make pooping noises So guy in next stall doesnt think your fapping
Turn off all the lights downstairs frantically run up the stairs as if someone is chasing you
there is a typhoon coming this is how i die
alone at home still locks bathroom
saves game more than once
have to send e-mail to my boss open the attachment 20 times before hitting send
Worried about being spied on by Kinect 2.0 Uses several devices with GPS
Gets bed bugs New bed
Finishes writing the 200-page thesis Saves in HD
Sky needs coins for war commander Shes gonna buy drugs
goes to comic-con they know im a jock so they kick me out!
does a months supply of shrooms did a months supply of shrooms
girlfriend comes in minimizes browser window
vaiii flafy
no one upvoted or commented on my thread must delete or someone will save & repost for massive karma in 4 months
his post gets 1 upvote everybody will hate it
managers and supervisors gather around my work area i'm gonna get fired
I perfectly remember locking the door but i must be absolutely sure
A Bee has been outside my window for 15 mins? It must have my scent and it wants to kill me
8 am final tomorrow sets 6 alarms
first thought when something crawls up leg: a brown recluse bite is painless at first
Gets cornered when playing slender Rage quit
Quit lobby while i'm doing average don't want them to think i'm hacking or ragequitting
Police knock on door Hides under the bed
goes to the toilet  locks the door twice
Goes to the bathroom to fap locks door and turns off all lights
Xanax backwards is xanax I think i need some right now
taps all trees in forest Goes back again to see if they have been tapped
Sees meme about forcefully dropping another person's classes  Checks Class Enrollment
walk through a wax museum everyone is a living statue and they're going to come life if i get too close
reads the entire wikipedia article on schizoid personality disorder 'omg its like they know me! you mean other people aren't like this? i wonder if i'm also a schizotypal.'
Locking door in a public toilet better check if i actually can't open it
What if i do drugs but i forget because of the drugs?
makes accidently a sound that sounds like fart makes it again so people will know it wasnt fart
period 2 days late 'I'm pregnant'
makes a very important task for school better save it every 10 sec
Shares game for a beta testing does not trust them
Creates throway Logs in via incognito mode
If i dress like everyone else i'm a folower If i dress differently i'm a hipster
if i dress like everyone else i'm a follower if i dress differently I'm a hipster
If you think you are in a sniper's crosshairs and an attempt is about to be made on your life yawn
Wants to create meme afraid of getting sued
LM lėtai krauna Gavau baną
Plays pokemon saves every minute in case of crash
after drive an evo says: now i can die 15 mins later almost dies drifting
Doesn't sleep on flight In case of wet dream
writes to jennifer lawrence immediately thinks she's going to hate it
alone in home locks the door while going to pee
i saw you behind me at chick-fil-a yesterday so i killed your cat
shits in some random toilet looks around searching for hidden cameras
see you tonight in your dream
Someone farted in class Everyone is looking at me
i saved games many time and backup it in case of corruption.
I saved games many times and backup it in case of corruption.
I don't want to lose friends anymore i won't play monopoly anymore
talking negative about someone you don't like check cell phone every 1 minute if you accidently called him
GIRL LOOKS AT ME THINKS I'M SEXIST
left facebook open at wok urge to post stronger than to sign out
Listening to music loudly with headphones lowers the volume when other people are around
Home Alone Still closes bathroom door
doesn't believe in apocalypse still scared shitless about it
Writing a bigger project better save on 7 usb-kables just to be sure
someone hits me...... i hit him back last hit b***ch
plays anti-mage buys blink dagger
wears two condoms at the same time just to fap
her phone is closed something is wrong
walk past cop at the bank heart rate tripled
Hides weed Like he's hiding stolen diamonds
an incorrectly named file hand me my bus keys
Music ? ricky martin.
Lives in student housing
Don't write anything now  or someone might think I did that to look at other people's tests
Hot girl says 'I want to kiss you' Replies: 'where?'
Masturbates after skype call Better unplug mic so noone magically hears me
ate a bag of m&m's i found on the bus oh my god i'm going to die
More likely to get killed on the way to get Powerball ticket than winning jackpot. Not worth dying for
Reddit is under heavy load right now world war iii has begun
home Alone 'better lock the door before i masterbate.'
fat person gets on elevator better check weight limit of elevator
Thumb has been twitching for 2 days ALS
stomach cramps  giant parasite
nobody is home turns down volume anyway
11 days
Uses incognito window still clears history
Goes to mall with friends all the boys are following us
pressed mute and set volume to zero just incase
she does't answer my messages she hates me
type in password think in gibberish in case there's a mind-reader around
Friend leaves bag at your place checks it for recording devices
someone calls in the middle of the night looking for me Thinks of all the bad things possibly done
GirlFriend says 'I Love You' 'Why do you say this just now? Is there Something wrong? Are You Cheating on me?'
wanna close the door goes to get something from the kitchen
downloads win7 fears to get busted
Cleaning inside of oven hurry! before it turns on!
found a glitch in a game don't tell anyone so it won't be patched
going from  kitchen into your room adrenaline kick in hallway
TAKE PSYCHOLOGY CLASS LEARN ABOUT MENTAL ILLNESSES OH GOD I HAVE THEM ALL
Get disconnected from wow too often change password and buy authenticator
fRIENDS AS IF GIRLFRIEND BEATS YOU WHILE SHE AROUND.. FEARFULLY NOD NO.
Sees 1
Doesent use incognito mode Thinks its all a conspiracy to get his most private data
Guys in skype chat said they are gonna talk shit about me when im gone Stays and listens for another 5 mins before taking a pee
friend sends youtube link must be rickroll
SEARCH COULD BE MISINTERpreted Goes to Bing.com instead
Creeps on women's photos on facebook checks own profile after to make sure i didnt accidentally tag them
taking a shit alone at home locks the door anyway
Apparatus Is clean  Better wash it thoroughly
FAPS uses condom
Let the bodies hit the  rrroooaaarrr
sick girlfriend sneezing
Lost the spider its going to kill me while i sleep
patrol driving behind thinks he is chasing me
Stiff Neck and a fever naegleria fowleri
Goes to fap 'Better check the room for hidden cameras'
four years closer to a nuclear iran! four years closer to a nuclear iran!
think i saw an owl instead of a parrot i must have been abducted
Just watched a horror movie turn on all the lights
SETS ALARM CLOCK FOR NEXT MORNING WAKES UP EARLIER TO MAKE SURE IT WORKS
get in elevator immediately consider every possible way to escape
Uses Incognito Window Still clears history
sees a Random Facebook status they must surely be talking about me
Leaves you alone 10 minutes with girlfriend comes back asking 'wheres the wrapper at dog?'
STOMACH Ache TApeworm
I'D HIT THAT...
hear whispers pull out gun
Lives in 13th Story appartment closes blinds while fapping anyway
going to public toilet looking around for cameras
wants to listen to music with two earphones afraid breating is too loud so doesn't
STUDIED FOR COMPUTER TEST ITS NOT ENOUGH
Knows street is one way only still looks both ways
baksnakker du meg? ikke baksnakk meg
Goes fapping locks every single door in the house
plays slender for the first time can't take a shower for 3 days
someone knocks on the bathroom door didn't lock it
in a room with 4 girls
knows english very well goes on google translate just to make sure
gEts nervous about THE POSSIBILITY OF GETTING NERVOUS
walks into bathroom opens shower curtain
allied turret destroyed WE LOST!
uses condoms while having sex with a sex doll
rascist parrot doesn't like 'crackers'
preparing for exam carries two calculators to be sure
ELEVATOR DOORS DON'T OPEN RIGHT AWAY TRAPPED FOREVER
Can't open a closed door at night. There's a serial killer on the other side of the door.
boss isn't talking to me 'OMG
Watches the seahawks-packers game. 'THESE REFS ARE GOING TO RUIN THE GAME!'
shadow boxing while trying on new shirt positive dressing room has two way mirror
masturbating for the 600th time in front of the dog ...what if one day he learns to talk
TWO PEOPLE ARGUING IN THE STREET ONE OF THEM IS GOING TO STAB THE OTHER PERSON TO DEATH
want to write some paranoid parrot meme won't write it because it will become true if i will!
Enemy Darius steps foward to cs flashes away
makes fart sound with pen makes it multiple times again to prove it's the pen
Go to toilet check behind the shower curtain!!!
Checks facebook after fapping just to make sure the webcam was not on and shared the video
makes new black friend fears every sentence may be somehow construed as racist
There ıs an omnipotent and omnıscıent beıng evıl demon
Windows: A programm has stopped working I guess you have the RPC VIRUS
foot resting against table
itchy scalp? terminal liver disease
Makes eye contact with another guy he thinks im gay
WAKE UP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT TO PEE AVOID ALL MIRRORS
CLOSE HIS CAR FORGET IT AND CLOSE IT 10 TIMES AGAIN
FROM NOW ON DON't call it weed when you buy it here CALL IT 'vegetables'
casually stands by a cliff edge  i'm going to suddenly have a brain aneurysm and fall down the cliff
man walks through bra section at walmart serial killer
Having sex for the 1st time I'm sure i'm pregnant
a red sun rises blood has been spilled this night
Never smoked before will get lung cancer anyway
daughter wears blue nailpolish she's turning in to one of those darth vader people!!!!
BACHEM FAKAII TOTA RA  SHONEDI??
Buys playdough its a shapeshifter
ctrl + c ctrl + v v v v
become friends with loners so doesn't become third wheel
friend posts pictures of you online Everyone will think you're ugly
'We are experiencing some turbulence' 'i'm going to die'
front row at a movie keep hands visible so people in back row don't think i'm fapping
Girlfriend says she had a dream about pregnancy Fears she's pregnant
lock two times
THE FASTEN SEATBELT SIGN CAME ON PREPARE TO DIE
needs to use calculator clear clear clear clear clear clear
says something about a friend checks phone to see if he didn't accidentally dial said friend
friend isn't texting back thinks they're dead
says something amusing afraid he has offended someone
sign up to prs?? but il have to send them my lyrics
the download notification was a hoax open pics in another window
you better be going to rookie track
Gets email with  multiple recipients checks to be sure wasn't last
tanya the taps aren't working we've run out of water
take a bottle of acsf stock  check 3 times it is acsf stock
check flow check flow again
DOG BARKS AT SOMETHING OUTSIDE SLENDERMAN
step on plane with left foot 1st Crash is certain
blew out my flip-flop
CROSSES A ONE-WAY STREET CHECKS BOTH SIDES TO BE SURE
reads meme 5 times making sure no spelling or grammar errors
Checks mailbox Anthrax
Ate extra scoop of peanut butter gain ten pounds
passes a cop car near a stop sign check review mirror to see if he's following you
Heute batman gucken im kino ganz hinten sitzen und das publikum beobachten
strange headache in side of head aneurysm
uses uncommon color scheme i will be accused of heresy and banned from memegenerator
Gets caught smoking & Throws half j down gutter  wakes up at 4am to find the remains
Woman answer with ' '-' ' she hate you
CUSTOMER COMES IN AT 5 MIN. TILL CLOSING GOING TO BE ROBBED
See a black guy walking towards me while i have my iphone out Don't put iphone back in pocket until he leaves so he doesn't think I'm racist
sitting alone in university everyone things i don't have friends
Moved out of his parents house still uses incognito mode
Hears noice when home alone
COP STOPS MY CAR TO CHECK LISENCE THEY'RE GONNA ARREST ME FOR CP
HEARS DISTANT SIRENS immediately checks for nearby weapons in case of zombie uprising
Goes on /r/ nope Checks entire room for spiders
two islands untapped must have a mana leak
small bump on head... probably cancer
get free slurpee show cashier while leaving so you don't look like a thief
No-Wiper Wipe 3 more times in case
Lives alone locks bathroom door just in case
Rides Bike With phone in pocket constantly checks To see if it fell out
plays minecraft laptop is burning down
don't respond immediately thinks they hate me
poked islam better back up servers
Doesn't see girl online for a while 'she blocked me'
Hears strange noise
types password pretends to type other keys
LOVE OF HIS LIFE ISN'T TEXTING 'SHE DOESN'T LOVE ME ANYMORE.'
Power outage while taking shower at night my time has come
saw exorcist girl on facebook turn all lights on lock front and back door close blinds shut cell phone off jump under covers hope for sleep
Sees a picture of a nice girl on facebook doesn't like or comment not to be called a stalker
feels small earthquake 'oh crap! here comes the big one!!!'
Cory not answering phone HE's dead
CTRL+C CTRL+C CTRL+C just in case
Chats with his crush investigates every word if its written correctly
Birds chirping outside convocation
Power outage while taking shower my time has come
DROPS LAPTOP OFF TO BE FIXED DELETED BROWSER HISTORY
sEND VERY PRIVATE MESSAGE TO BEST FRIEND oh god i bet facebOOK SECRETLY SENT IT TO EVERYONE
avoid mentioning parents in front of ACQUAINTANCE  in case theirs are dead
high in public people know it and will call the cops
shows friend reddit link and they notice username deletes all comments/links and account
Home alone still locks toilet door
Lights a Joint hidden camera in lighter
left arm falls asleep better take a bayer
Twitter spambot told some that 'someone is spreading horrible rumors' about me omg
:OOO BUMGAGUGABUH
Sitting in upper deck in a stadium Cling to seat so I won't plummet down to the lower deck.
Lock the car door as you get out of the car. Close it. Run back seconds later to make sure the door is locked.
Mom calls during school day 'did someone die?'
friend doesn't come for school in 2 days dead
Citing work with dates from 3 days ago so teacher doesn't know you procrastinated
logged on to diablo 3 error 37 any second!
Car behind me turns left too they know where I live!
didnt vote katie 4 secretary im a loser
Crush twitted 'I lOVE you' that's obviously me
Likes homestuck and ponies
GUMS START SLIGHTLY BLEEDING WHILE BRUSHING GINGIVITIS
Hear car door slam shut outside run to window to make sure your car wasn't stolen
Legend is slightly off It's a fake!
hears noise while in shower serial killer
Neighbor's trash bag looked heavy dead bodies
Stops playing League of legends because he thinks that friends will laugh about him in spec mode
Stranger on the internet must be serial killer
Walking past people in hallway realize mouth is open
home alone lock bathroom door anyways
dosen't use big sentences in paper professor would think im plagiarizing
Find mysterious bite on arm after camping its a brown recluse spider!!
starts paper day of changes date on heading to couple of days earlier so the teacher doesn't think he's lazy
can't access twitter Flagged by the fbi
Coughs i have ebola
About to use big word in online post Google to make sure am using it correctly
sits down and unloads a massive dump at last second worries if its a dream and the steamers in his sheets
leaves facebook open ACCIDENTALLY  everyone thinks I'm home on saturday night!
goes to the kitchen late at night walks back to room avoiding all mirors
polly wanna cracker? what if it's poisoned?
didn't work out yesterday i'm so weak!!
didn't like my wall post? must hate me...
Chair makes farting noise Repeat movement so everyone knows it was the chair
People behind you are laughing they're laughing at me
home alone for 5 minutes  think he will get robbed
friend says they don't like my joke they hate me
Spot unattended bag on a train 'tell my wife and kids i love them...'
Someone dies of a heart attack Must be kira !
Have to find perfect swimsuit what if I pay $188
Before posting on reddit wonders if being stalked by a downvoter
cop passes in the opposite direction constantly checks rear view mirror to make sure he didn't turn around and start following
HAven't pooped in 4 days cancer
pass slow car on highway don't look at driver
shakes hands with hiv patient full blown aids
TELLS eVERYBODY IN THE HOUSE HE'S TAKING A SHOWER sTILL CLOSES THE DOOR
Uses memes for school project oh god i hope i used them properly
white impala undercover police car
pull back shower curtain before you pee at parties you never know!
Crossing from median to other side of a 4-lane road look both ways twice
friend post link on your wall its a trap
open a door check behind if murderer
forgot to tell her about dinner breakup
Thinks the cracker has  avocado in it
going speed limit and sees cops taps breaks anywyas
goes to take shit checks toilet for toilet leech
Jungler missing recalls
NOtest this week? how can i be sure?
page takes more than two seconds to load its gonna download a virus
old man smiles at me  must be a paedo
Avoids car accident Final Destination
relates to meme issues
Wasn't 1 week in the gym Lost all his muscles
singing alone in car  what if someones accidentally on the phone?
Stalking through hot girl's facebook pictures check your profile to make sure you didn't like any by accident
Origin's EULA says EA can scan my entire computer for no reason Worst nightmare come true
Home alone and goes to bathroom locks the door
late at night and lights are off rush under the covers
just bought a new loofah pre-washes before using
Finds criticism a virtue Blames illuminati for 9/11
SHAVE FOR THE FIRST TIME KILL YOURSELF WITH RAZERS
yte7 yji mtkerba3 ygol 9owso 3lia
stalks crush's facebook checks 1
Accidentally swallows a chewing gum Im going to die
Has exam today bring 15 pencils in case they all break
sees his memes my secrets have been revealed!
continues raining for 2 days the end of the world
Parked badly must take 3 minutes to re-park so  someone won't yell at me for not leaving them room to get out of the car
strange smell while driving omg
hear police sirens they're looking for me
does cocaine im overdosing!
goes to fap  checks 3 times that no one at home closes all the windows lock the door his room
new facebook update viruz
Hear something outside ALIENS!!
boyfriend doesn't answer phone he's cheating
Looks in Mirror Mirror is really a hidden camera videotaping your every move
Feels super happy one hour but then extremely sad the next hour Must be bi-polar
Pees on friend's house
friday the 13th bloody mary
The Wicked Decend i hide
The Wicked decend I hide
Dream about candy diabetes
Takes out trash at night like a boss runs trembling back to house
Finish long essay teacher will hate it
lights flashed inside the plane the plane will fall
monitoring station are sending service tech or maybe hitman
BUS DRIVER TAKES DIFFERENT ROUTE BEING KIDNAPPED
girlfriend doesn't text back for 20 mins she hates me
someone photographs me on the street police
browse deep web unknown id is FBI
doctors tell me i have skin cancer. i must have aids then.
doctors tell me i have skin cancer. i must have aids then.
Juicy why park in my shared IT car park
Doing nothing on computer switch tabs anyways when people walk by
Waiting for the train/subway. SOMEONE IS GOING TO PUSH ME ONTO THE TRACKS.
signed up for annual pass checks e-mail every 5 minutes
computer freezes for a second burns thesis onto 10 cds
goes to a family reunion with parents
Asks to Hang out now they think i'm annoying
Hand accidentally falls off side of bed Goodbye hand
Get an erection everyone is looking at your pants
CAN'T RESIST OFFER ON CRAIGSLIST WHAT IF SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL ME
sees another parrot MY ROBOT REPLACEMENT
is this about me? #nocho
Spot on wall it's a spider
Radio crackles monsters everywhere
10 MINuteS TO LUNCH Packs bag slowly while trying to look interested
goes to chatroulette be afraid of being a meme
What If All drugs are placebos
sees a shadow satan has come for me
Makes a loud noise They know
everyone left the house Still shuts door to bathroom just in case
LeAVES THE CALL rEJOINS TO SEE IF PEOPLE STARTED TALKING WHEN I LEFT
HE TURNED OFF THE AC MAYBE HES TRYING TO TELL ME TO MOVE OUT
Hear Noise OUTside Press Check .45 and Grab Surefire
hears of a car crash my whole family is dead
Is about to pass the alarm system at the store exit and hasn't stolen anything Gets nervous anyway
Ill use a meme They say: 'misuse of the meme :@'
wake up to scream outside stay awake
Sit IN EXAM TAKE BATTERY OUT OF PHONE
Gets boner everyone can see it
On the way home from party in the night walk backwards all the way in case i will get raped from behind
freckle on foot cancer
Balls smells like vinegar If you knew that
steady bag as black dude walks by he thinks I'm racist
paranoid parrot worries about exactly the same thing that I do they know
finished with my woman 'cause she couldn't help me with my mind
uses ipod everyone around me is listening
wears more make-up than usual skank
have sex cover up web cam
upper management presents gifts to department we're getting laid off
sees guy get dragged to hell at end of 'Ghost' with patrick swayze immediately goes to catholic church for confession
car slows down next to you while walking omg kidnappers
go to bathroom check tub for serial killers
ingests raw egg ecoli
ingests raw egg ecoli
Miss spot shaving everyone can see it
professor hands back graded test folded must be an f
Allie jokes about being with another brother Maybe she's not joking
fedex guy rings doorbell more than once hides in closet with knife
gets mail peeks through blinds once inside to see if someone is still watching the house
Looking through peep hole in front door someone will shoot you in the eye
Checks to make sure          headphones aren't leaking Checks to make sure           headphones aren't leaking
seldom bathroom use tapeworms
bites on a chip in class stops sensing kieth
walks by graveyard at night something is following me
SneakerBoxgio receives messages from random ugly bitches Instantly panics & hits 'block this user'
Kills spider in bedroom sleeps on couch for 2 weeks
write lyrics naaa to similar.
Discussing something while high Forget it 10 seconds later
Woke up tired slept walked across town
It's the last one tagged in a photo 'that person hates me'
lying in bed; thinks he heard something pull cover over head... im invincible!
Nighttime
Sneakerboxgio receives friend requesTs from random ugly byshes Instantly panics & hits The block button
student yells play the seniors at boys basketball game he must be drunk
1 AM. Fap time Check the window
wants to sing in the car checks phone first to make sure its not calling someone
THINK OF SPIDERS EVERY ITCH IS SPIDER CRAWLING ON YOU
Post passive AGGRESSIVE facebook status about someone they know
friends don't want to bowl tonight they're going without me
Updates firmware and verifies it worked checks it again
try to balance your spoon on the egde of the boil cuz the table may be dirty !
I THINK SOMEONE IS WATCHING MY TIMELINE
Stay on campus for the weekend left behind in the rapture
Finished masterbaiting deletes history so no one finds out
Forgets to brush teeth developed gingivitis
watch horror movie sleep with light on
hears noises when sleeping ghosts
watch one episode of supernatural for the first time do not get close from mirrors 'till death
my time has come
Smile and wave at young kid hope no one thinks I'm a pedophile
HOT GIRL WALKS BY GF KNOWs
top bunk hugs wall
Visited 9gag better reinstall windows
New foster mom says its bath time andrea yates
im high walking down the street everyone is staring and laughing at me
only locked one door we will be murdered
has to remove a cyst prays she doesnt die
dances around to music in dorm 'I'm getting kicked out.'
finds /r/controllablewebcams Sticks bandaid over unused webcam
Wrinkles in fabric demon faces
WATCHING PICTURE OF JUSTIN BIEBER THEY THINK I'M a FAN
Walk Around UConn on Weekend Did I miss the Apocalypse?
Hears laughter behind you in class  Ive got a buttcrack
Only clean shirt is too small.  Skip class.
teacher says only one person failed the exam it's me
submitted meme not showing up in 'newest images' submit 10 more times
smoked a cigarette  convinced it was spiked with Pcp
Scrotum brushes exposed part of the toilet when using the bathroom at talley JUST GOT AIDs
uni complains about my meme page won't graduate
can't find car in parking lot impounded
hand out approved paper Still expect cheating
Use picture of parrot for this meme ACTA ARE comming for me
takes 1 vicodin omg overdose
FORGETS caps lock turned on while typing a password oh my god
Directions: drive 5 miles
in the bathroom grunting from constipation everyone thinks im mastubating
fapping
Microwaved plastic? throw microwave out
Friends not liking my status right away? Dead.
Takes a hard shit thinks its shitting out colon
Say 'I know you're watching' in an empty room spies freak out
Pooping in public spray germ-x on seat
BUSINESS CAT?  CATSPIRACY THEORIES.
Take psychological disorders class diagnose yourself with everything everything
Pre gaming in car before club someone's going to report me
Eye tic Cancer
something's not right candid camera
Sees time left on Parking meter Checks windshield for ticket
empty familiar inventory into bank click click click click click
Worried He'll fail his drug test Doesn't do drugs
SHUT DOWN MEGAUPLOAD stay up all night downloading anything that comes TO mind
Get's paranoid parrot gets paranoid about being paranoid
scratched by neighbors cat rabies!
CRUSH UPLOAD LOVE QUOTES TO THEIR PROFILE IT'S ABOUT YOU
autocompleted form? they know everything
Glance a girls ass as she walks past. She pulls down her shirt over her ass. she knows!
and so he forgot. he forgot
Reads deep web thread changes passwords and destroys hard drive
comfort crying child guilty
the girl that you like says men are shit she is talking about me
sea hag discards my sea hag isotropic has become a malevolent a.i.
makes sure vitim is dead  check again in 5 minutes
masturbate government watches you with spy plane through sky-light
As my dad used to say 'I'm your dad'
Stupid americans don't get this meme
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DUCK? ORANGES
i love you tube
copyright copyleft
Are you doing drugs? No
open air is closed.
Ice cream you scream
photoshop video market
DASH BERLIN NE DAm berlin
'Why r u Rushin?' I AM UKRANIAN
GOOgle chrome mozilla nickel
TOP TEXT BOTTOM TEXT
I wouldn't be so angry if you stopped throwing me at shit
STAR MOLOD
potatoes gonna potate
Pink floyd blue fred
Facebook Ass atlas
PRESS ENTER TO EXIT
Your mind is a snake. And when you cut the snake open
walk into kitchen examine bread
LONDON LONDOFF
My Little Pony your large cow
Rihanna montana
Mozilla  firefox Sniper google
microsoft macrohard
breaks into your garage while you are at work cleans your ashtray for eight hours
Watch this butter fly
The washing mashine its spinning again
You are not right
what's red and smell's like blue paint? red paint....
You're 10 years old? I was 10 when i was your age
на безкотье и кот - кот
I ACCIDENTALLY REALITY
How high are you? Hi how are you?
got a new job only 5 left
dude
Neverwinter nights alwayssummer days
any key
you have a right to the left
My Space Your Area
my hand looks like a hand with fingers
All day old spice
courage the cowardly dog coward the COURAGEOUS cat
The thing about omsk crow is he's really high
7 years old 77 years young
troll face cyclops ass
WARSAW? PEACEHAMMER?
I'm not using drugs they are using me.
meme youyou
this is top secret. this is bottom secret.
Ворона
nokia noford
I'm not high I'm low
you got a poınt ı got more
на 'нет' - и ?уда нет на 'да' - и ?уда да
Yeah
don't confuse me i have a confuse me
nike air max nike air igor
ANIMAL RIGHTS ANIMAL LISTENS
You look at this and wonder if the background is moving
I like church too many bananas
My every sıngle cell demands Independence
Hot dog Cold rabbit
mozilla firefox waterchicken explorer
wARSONG PALDANCE
Бутылка рома Стаканчик пет?
Вода на мар?е Лимонад на ?никер?е
We can't stop here This is bat country
spread some butter on flies make 'em fly
took a spin around sleeping city on a lift
i b trippin must b acid in seed
I'm on eggs-tasy
BACON BACOFF
the sentence below is a lie the sentence above is true
meme youyou
Harry Potter and the deathly hallows part 3
american tourists cannot find foreign mcdonald's.
MIAMI MI AM YOU!
back in a jiffy jack in a biffy
ran out of milk But it's tuesday
Круго?ветка Квадра?адька
can't awake clowns will eat me
when god gives you lemons make a plane
LOLSHTO TROLLSHTO
Everybody later
bad acid?? best acid.
holy shit  sinful pee
PAUL REVERE AND THE RAIDERS
BOB MOOG
CHARLIE SHEEN
My fingers Are oN my hands
YESTERDAY NOTERDAY
It's two in the morning two hours till sunrise
It's only me Keep scrolling
Remember when you took meth? I'm the aftermath.
Who sleeps A stealing bag?
i'm not  a gif
Downright upleft
how are the planet? north
GUYS GUESS WHAT I'M AN OMSK CROW
that bus is a bustastrophe.
What if everything is a fruit roll up.
The Sorting Hat was be placed in YOU
Mozilla firefox opera waterduck
take the right path ...or the left one?
i start working
soylent green is people people are tasty
put your best foot flowered
I'm stumbling ovaries
time is on a loop
im in the center of time man
if you have seven bringing in the thinking that you might have to push itself how much does an apple?
ما تقديرش تقلديني
Помен?л Путина через 5 лет по гарантии
Решил по утрам делать зар?дку У теб? андроид
Котлета Собака зимы
welcome to the merry fucking land of omsk. what did you expect
прошел компанию
صد?ة جميلة  سيدة أمل
Facebook assmovie
meme youyou or ii
GARY NUMAN
NICK FURY
THE BAND
THE LOVIN' SPOONFUL
CHICK COREA AND STEVE GADD
WARREN ZEVON
TODD RUNDGREN
ANDY WARHOLS EMPIRE
GREG LAKE
RMI KEYBOARD COMPUTER
ARP ODYSSEY
WENDY CARLOS
MOOG COOKBOOK
HAMMOND NOVACHORD
PATRICK MORAZ
CHRIS SQUIRES
TONY BANKS
RUSH 2112
HILARY DUFF
OMG... IT'S FULL OF STARS...........
OSCAR NIGHT
Dude
תתעוררו ! ...בקרוב
a hippy just gave me a altoid i feel funny
I'm on eggs-tasy
its hard to read any words on this meme
YOU ARE NOW ENTERING MODERN MODE
You are getting very sleepy
Cat despira Throttles tempers
i should have never eaten those mushrooms
C'est moi ou le fond bouge ?
How the heck do you even use this meme?
am i really high? or is ronald mcdonald on top of me
Am i stoned Or just tired of studying
its been 10 munutes since i took the shrooms i guess i have to take some more
I Plugged  In My computer
the moon is pretty funny
look closer yana chanseliani
sorry neither of the right ones are left
i am aware wolf
ahhhhh hinney ma!
If I have 11 apples and you have 6 quarters
MOSCOW MOSGOAT
MOSCOW MOSGOAT
death star deceased idol
Crayon Crayoff
Bill gates coin doors
Amsterdam Hamsterdam
pink floyd  purple tremolo
Whow! im freakin out Man! they told me it was bird seed!
Monster Reborn Monster Unborn
look into my eyes
i dont know what this meme is for
Up vote? 'Thrice I yell for cuddlies but have yet to receive one'
Ich bin 20 jahre alt du bist 10 tage ctrl
bop bext tottem bext
quesadilla i'm on drugs. manchester.
NFS: Run forest
invaded your home watered your chia pet
31-45 out of 90 items  in 6 pages
14/88 0
WELCOME TO TOMSK
let me out you're pretty
I'm American but I think politicains r whores n priests r rapist
I may no look it... ... but im an angry bird!
search for rugby clipart find canabis leaf
Tasted Tipe Tea now i can see movies evrywhere
Faggots are the spice of jazz
You're right I'm left
У МЕ?Я БЫЛО ДВ? СМЫСЛ? ЖИЗ?И ОДИ? Я СЛОМ?Л
doo doo doo
'Let the hippies in the park feed you'
For the thousandth time I'm not angry!
I WOULD'NT BE SO ANGRY ALL THE FCKN TIME  IF YOU STOP THROING ME AT SHIT
If you can go past
Bacon Bacoff
i know where the wild roses grow *grew
В КИСЛОТЕ Д? ?Е В ОБИДЕ
TONTOS EXPANDING HEAD BAND
TANGERINE DREAM
THE BYRDS
OUR MAN FLINT
FORBIDDEN PLANET
VINCENT PRICE IN THE LAST MAN ON EARTH
THE FANTASTIC FOUR
THE FANTASTIC FOUR
Roses are grey
Speed up your Computer Delete System 32
Buying a Salad From McDonalds Is like buying vitamins from a crackhouse
can't play an instrument? make dubstep
Feminine hygiene jokes are the lowest form humor.  period
BEING A DOG IS SO NICE I'M DYING IN 10 YEARS
drink bleach live forever
hiTLER WASN'T SUCH A BAD GUY AFTER ALL
IN CHINA I AM FOOD
internet explorer is the best browser to download another browser
masturbate with sand paper
Drink bleach
PLAY HIDE AND SEEK... HIDE IN NARNIA
Hate new facebook? account settings> deactivate account
ITS SIMPLE WE KILL THE BATMAN
When you have to make a hard decision
Don't Blame me I voted for hitler
shit everywhere make this face
GET drunk play with legos
slow pc? norton 360 will speed it up
Save Money kill hookers
Don't do crack weed is safer
Dad grounds you for smoking weed Give him some for christmas.
like girl in class sniff her butt when shes not looking
It's only racist If your white
Roses are grey
Gets unlimited food from owners eats own crap
Camp on Black Ops make n00bs ragequit
When carrying
all out of toilet paper? use the rug
I AM ALL KNOWING and powerful Now excuse me while i chew my balls
Need money? thats what guns and banks are for!
give a jew a coupon for free bacon watch him make a decision
See Crying Girl punch her in the face
a doorbell rang on tv? Let me sing you the song of my people
have a gambling problem? Never give up
Remember kids only winners do drugs
Slap babies earn candy
Refuses food eats yard shit
Drink and drive it's cool
find chocolate room eat all. die
he who never looks down steps in my shit
DRINK PAINT TASTE THE RAINBOW
hire clowns for funeral
Hey
Want fun? Beat policeman!
throw up is like a free second meal
DOnt get married eat goats
always get the expensive hokker they're cheaper than std's
not sure if you and girl are compatible? sniff her butt
push car to work save fuel
Eat its heart Wear its skin
Walk up to little kids tell them you are their father
punch someone in face level up
I can't see the colors around me... But I can shit anywhere!!!
eat the yellow snow its high in vitamin p
See you soon In a Chinese restaurant near you
how to get money for diesel? sell your car
I lick your face After I lick my ass
Burn down house Kill the ants
Swallow magnets Become attractive
The delicious things are on the floor...
like women? hump a leg
no soap in the bathroom? lick your hands
dON'T DRINK & DRIVE DRINK... THEN DRIVE!
CREATE CLASS OF MEME FADE INTO OBSCURITY
leave bike unlocked good reason to buy a new one
Let's hang out wanna watch me play a singleplayer game?
Watch redtube Realise your mum is logged in
make your own fun crystal meth
need money? start a cult
Feminine Hygiene jokes are the lowest form of humor. period
Press like button fix africa
I always use bing to search for google
10 hits trippin balls
dont be scared to scratch your nuts i lick mine in the public
be first get stuck in demigod tier
brush teeth with knives
sad?  hug a cactus
worried protests might threaten business? arrest people for no reason
Build a snowman hide dead bodies in it
dont take my advice i lick my arse
cute dog trapped in beach ball
Listen to Willow Smith Get WHiplash
Going somewhewre cold? Drink antifreeze.
Save money eat own shit
clean your car faster Use steel wool
use icey-hot for lube
THE REASON DOGS LICK HUMAN FACES IS TO GET THE TASTE OF DOG ASS OUT OF THEIR MOUTHS
if i don't get 20 likes i will die
Have problems? bitching on FB doesn't help
no clean towels ? let bedsheets do the work
Got Cocaine Share with cop
if you kill your parents it rains candy
WAlk a dog on campus... Make 1
when life hands you monney go to the store and buy me dog food
tears up your homework teacher doesnt believe you
cant tell if she's wife material? sniff her butt
feign interest get laid
Accidentally spilled grandma's ashes. snort them up before grandpa gets home
Kill billions build utopia
GAY IS NOT AN INSULT
WANT FUN? EAT GLASS
Pull Gernade pin throw gernade pin
complain about call of duty series play mario
a kick in the crotch a day keeps the children away
LAMP
Tell us how you feel so we can point and laugh
hate being black? Drink bleach!
wanna live forever eat lots of cats
DON'T HANG OUT WITH YOUR FAMILY OR FRIENDS TO LAUGH AT RANDOM DOGS IN INTERNET IS IMPORTANTER
Go down on bitches any time of the month I'm colorblind
Fill dogs food bowl  still begs when eating pizza
Dont ask for pussie TAKE IT
didn't get what you want? shit on the floor
Roses are Grey
hey
Eat dry ice because you're the coolest
gets unlimited food from humans eats own shit
save water pee in your sink
picking up something heavy? lift with your back!
Save planet turn on air conditioning
floating dog head rainbow background
Lets put the country back 20 years BECAUSE i cant afford an iphone4
Eat shit And die
Support stem cell research get an abortion
SELL METH TO YOUR MOM
play COD save on birth control
Realize That your entire life should go on socially awkward penguin
if all your ex-BOYFRIENDS are assholes i'ts probably wise to consider the problem is your taste in men
if you add your family members on facebook you're gonna have a bad time
write on facebook wall is this a chat
Make Vanilla Pudding
its better to send bullets  than RECEIVING them
Use internet exporer to download google chrome
smoke multiple cigars. get heart transplant. repeat.
Don't buy a car
Be kind to animals use a higher caliber
listen to your teacher You will succeed in burger king
Delete history  Speeds up computer and keeps marridge
Need a hand? Sorry I can't help you
Smoke two weeds eat four foods
TAKE ACID pEE rAINBOWS
when life gives you lemons eat them
take drugs give people advice
MASTURBATE TO NIGHTMARES Prove pavlov right
Become a dog lick your genitals all day
Focus galio immune to ulti
get pinnochio to say 'my nose will now grow' laugh as reality explodes
get drunk in hospital party hard
Walk through fire it won't burn
Poison ivy on leg chop it off
dont know what it is? pee on it
Want to burn some calories light a fat kid on fire
Yeah
she likes me i tell her about the hiv when the baby is  born
Become a brony be happy for the rest of your life
Drink bleach become ichigo
find aphex twin video post about how he stole from skrillex
why buy more of that toilet paper? you know we have carpet right?
I'm so lucky in 10-12 years
I HAVE NO IDEA HOW I GOT MY HEAD IN THESE COLOURS
Go back in time to take naps
getting hit by a car hurts dont do it
choke baby so we can sleep
A cigarette a day keeps the doctor away
the office season 8
Never buy the extended warranty EVER
need something cleaned well? Use ammonia and bleach in a poorly ventilated room
all the whores and politicians will look up and shout 'Save us!'  and I'll look down and whisper 'BARK BARK BARK.'
Go for vacation pack only food
DRIVE FAST HIT AFRICAN-AMERICANS PEOPLES
google 'lemon party' fap like crazy
She's pregnant? Go Raw
save urself by giving me all ur money
Bark bark
light hooker on fire sell ashes for cocaine
Need to lose weight? Do heroin
I don't Always shit in the house but when I do it's always right after you took me out.
Hate the video with a burning passion? Don't watch it
Drink enough coffee Enter a new reality
drive thru mcdonalds park in the ball pit
You're writing notes in class? Don't do that you can remember it!
Offended by 'dead baby jokes'? threaten to kill the admins
Find A funny meme Create the exact same one and take credit for it
only cool kids play with matches
Stuck in a awkward situation Racist
play minecraft try to touch green monsters
want to stop walking so much? just ride the giant eagle all the way to mordor
DRINK MERCURY GAIN MAGICAL POWERS
two wrongs don't make a right but three rights make a left
no food in the fridge try the freezer
Don't drink and drive you might spill it!
People say Im surrounded by a rainbow I say I'm surrounded by many shades Of gray.
Eat Batteries Have powerful shit
lives 7 years at a time older then you in 3
can't guess password? jump off bridge
Drink coke and eat mentos at the same time
iF YOU NEED TO SMELL YOU'RE BUTT lET ME DO IT FOR YOU
Hate knowyourmeme use incorrect animals
save the planet kill yourself
Call me syndrome So you can say 'down' syndrome
KILL LIL WAYNE AQUIRE NOBEL PRIZE
talk to hobo ask for change
hot dog
SeLL Drugs  Become a Rapper
prevent getting hacked on fb remember to log out
take drugs report a crime
Roses are red
Cure your cancer with alternative methods and healthy diet Don't worry
speed up your computer push YOUR HARD DISC THRU A MAGNET CIRCLE 10 TIMES
break open a beehive free honey
MASTERBATE WITH SANDPAPER POWERFUL ORGASMS
get parenting advice from casey anthony
be badass torch an orpahnage
RED HAIR IN TRASH CAN GOOD DENTAL FLOSS
my pornhub subscription came so did i
NAME A STREET 'RIVER ROAD' EXPECT IT TO NOT FLOOD
OUT OF DRUG MONEY KILL PARENTS
Buy more save on shipping
BUYS XBOX ONE WATCHES TV
love puppy breath? good
lost your bone? lick balls
what do you mean by: 'get off the mailman' ?
HOST OLYMPICS TO PROMOTE BRITAIN LET USA MULTINATIONALS DICTATE EVERY ASPECT
type www.memegenerator.com into url shit brix
greenhouse effect? way to save the world
oh yeah you should totally just  get a life
u missed 1 hour? i thought you missed 7
study engineering become a janitor
find spider in house receive money from insurance for fire damages
I can count To potato
THUNDER STORM OUTSIDE GO SWIMING
Dirty Toilet? Drink Bleach
eat own feces resolve world hunger problem
throw whisky on campfire create fresh iced tea!!!!
eat oil and gears become a robot
Get Drunk fight cops
INsert finger up butt recieve chocolate
Give your dad a cup of sugar then he gets diabetes
Make meth Sell to kids!
save money reuse condoms
just when you thought it couldnt get any worse rainbows.
I'm cute like a boss
second boyfriend? still a virgin? dump him. third is a charm!
Low self asteem post picture on 4chan
sees a cat potato
Learn Chemistry meth is profitable
Wanna get laid? oh...wait
Play CoD Become uneducated
Choke babies It helps them sleep
buy bus pass pay for parking
Find Harmony  Kill Buddhists
drop phone while texting punch self in balls trying to catch
god's plan is bigger than your mistakes mostly cause u do nothing about your mistakes so youre not gonna like god's plan
going outside stop and chew back for 18 minutes
PROXY TO 2CHAN SLAM OTAKU IN ENGLISH
shit in bin save water
want to get rid of viruses? smash your computer with a bat
Paper cut? amputate
broke something? blame me
NEED... CRACK SELL THE DOG
Smells milk is bad puts it back in the fridge
Like my advice? DOn't let acta kill me!
Wana waste productive time? create memes
STOP YOU VIOLATED THE LAW! Pay the court a fine or serve your SENTENCE. your stolen goods are now forfeit.
LAG Killing players since 2008
kill family
nobody likes your status? like it yourself!
dont buy drugs become a rock star and you get them for free
TO BE FUNNY MAKE REFERENCE TO TAKING ARROW IN THE KNEE
take a shit never flush
See a bully punch bully
bear grylls drinks his own pee?! thats nothing
remember when lifting heavy objects lift with you lower back in a fast jerking motion
use comic sans on everything
Hey trip you should stop being a faggot
Drink bleach live forever
press ctrl+W to block pop-ups
Abuse KIttens Blame Your neighbors
reserve room in library for 3 hours on facebook for 2 hours and 57 minutes
you don't want bum sex? then don't drop the soap.
Lick your ass clean SAVE ON TOILET PAPER
Outline for ten minutes Reward yourself with 10 hours of skyrim
NO TISSUES? NO SOCKS? YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET CREATIVE
Downstairs acne? Masturbate with clearasil
Abandon responsibilities Play Skyrim
Metallica and lou reed should do an album together
Paw and order svu I'M a Dog that solves sex crimes
SHIT ON YOUR FOOD EAT FROM THE TOILET
cOVER pRIVATE aREA IN hONEY UNLEASH THE BEES!
hey
SCRATCH BUTTCRACK then SMELL FINGER
SWALLOW NYAN CAT RAINBOW AWESOME
Let me give you a big kiss! I just licked my balls!
life sucks? take acid!
wanna die look at the mirror
Share weed with local police
CREATE SHITTY FAD GET FRIENDS
dont do homework think of awesome excuse
be a true smurf drink blue paint
new girlfriend? make her a rush mix!
keep me on a leash or else
Kill your PARENTS become homeless
spend 30 minutes composing text accidentally hit send while editing
Peat Moss Shiney Shiney Peat moss
american government in economic crisis make peggy bank
Americans? shit on their lawn!
go to a kkk meeting wearing pink
Sign up for amazon prime. Only order from marketplace sellers!
my tongue from ass to your mouth in 3.5
have an ENGAGING talk with a girl for 2 hours check her relationship status before making next move.
when you're 11 be nice to all the girls
How to save work faster ctrl + alt +delete +enter x2
next time you eat chinese takeout think of me
EAT DRUGS STAB THE POLICE
''murder''  
I can Lick my balls
its not okay to wear a rain bow shirt
I AM  LEE EE QUAN
if you have a hard dicision flip a coin 'what coin should i use'
when people talk to me i say woof!!!!!
It isn't rape if her clothes are already off
Government's Shut down transport meth across state lines!
LOOK INTO MY EYES AIRN'T THEY BEAUTIFULL
FEED ME CLEMENTINE I PROMISE I WON'T ATTACK YOU
its not okay to wear a rainbow shirt
LOves swimming in the pool hates taking a bath
the floor is a gigantic plate
have a shit day? jump off a bridge
if you date someone their problems will become your problems
I don't always stop doing adorable faces but when i do
Keep losing your keys? Don't lock your doors
Drink Bleach To rid of bad music habits
dry doggin' No way
put the fun in funeral
In a hot and crowded room Fart!!!
When you close your computers fb page try not to immediately open fb ap on phone
Finally escapes backyard hit by car
don't eat off the table? oh you mean do eat off the table.
fans constantly complain about horrible reality tv programs on history channel? add a new faux reality show about driving trucks!
I DON'T CARE IF MONDAY IS GREY TUESDAY'S GREY AND WEDNESDAY TOO
if you  need being saved from mice
If your REALLY full give your food to me
refuse to be interviewed by freeh complain freeh report is one-sided
SHIT ALL OVER YOUR INTERIOR
buying an xbox sounds like a great idea
watch mlp instantly a brony
like midgets they have a good sense of humor
eat box of oreos go to dentist
Listen to advice dog gain billions of karma
call your ex at 3 a.m.
LET'S GO!
You want Oxygen? Burn trees
if you run out of ideas steal them from others
the best joke to tell at a bar mitzvaH? 3 jews walk into hitler's office...
kick butt chew bubble gum.
IM FOOD IN CHINA
Nervous about Driving? valium and whiskey
Got caught by Kony? You can take him
Life vests the number one drowner of children
is that a wheel of colours or shades of grey
See someone being robbed? Make sure you get at least a dollar
yo mama so old when she was born
Dear advice dog: my boyfriend seems bored 'lick his face and hump his leg!'
study all night remember nothing
you can run but chicken will find you
write your cv in comic sans employers like that
I IS PUPPY ADVICE: love me
Seamus Kill yourself
yOU SHOULD BUY A HONDO EVERYONE WILL THINK YOUR COOL
out of weed? smoke nutmeg
hump let me teach you how
Wipes own ass with tongue gives you kisses
Wanna trade p90x for insanity just play p90x fast FORWARD
Party Tonight?? Better arrive casually late
throw a grenade? alt-f4
want a highly intilectual and informative show? watch jersey shore
SICK OF APPLE? EAT BLACKBERRY
Y U DONT BUY ANOTHER DOG? ::forever alone::
DID U KNOW I WROTE HARRY POTTER? J.K. ROFLING
Lost your parents walt up to friendly pedophile
don't know math? divide by zero
accelerate to show off loud motor everyone thinks i'm cool now!!!111
EAT SHIT AND DIE
A little cold outside? I'll have some antifreeze!!
Can't sleep? do drugs
remember life is ruff!
Everytime you poke back  a puppy dies
stay warm in the winter drink anti-freeze
go to work late slaps your workmate
EAt shit yes i'm serious
Don't want to lose your keys? lock them in your house
my meme is one of the most ill-defined
master cleanse with mr clean
dont like type 59?? sell for lots of credits!!
holy shit i gotta puke ... u gonna eat that?
dog
Dog
reach for the sky  breathe helium to do it faster
own successful youtube channel i am become death
Give me chocolate its not like anything bad will happen
It's good
SAVE MONEY KILL YOUR FAMILY
you want thighs not to touch? feed me your candy fatty
Shit in bag of chips  give to homeless man
eyes hurting while drinking coffee why don't you remove the spoon from the mug
so what if its illegal?
Fork a hot buttery love muffin Watch my little pony friendship is magic
He feeds off your dismay and the CRUMBS on the floor
Kidnap favorite celebrity keep them in basement
Hey kids santa's not real
blink ult
Buy Battlefield 3 Play TDm
essay due in 10 hours? play skyrim
NEEDS MORE PLEASURE WHILE HAVIN' SEX? THEN DONT USE CONDOMS
eat poo   lick your face
Drink bleach
watch youporn
shake baby till its quiet
I can has burritoz?
girls are like poker machines once they take all your money they shut down
WANT TO SHORT GRPN? USE THEIR PRODUCT
i dont hate you because your fat your fat because i hate you
Aeris She should have done a barrel roll
watch history channel burn school to ground
No more marshmellow in bowl of lucky charms? NO MORE LUCKY CHARMS
pull out
know ur enemy read books
3rrod? go outside
i saw a cat talking! where is this world heading to?
if you like her
need moar skyrim? can i come?
Obey Monarch Live forever in Utopia
NO TISSUES? NO SOCKS? YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GET CREATIVE
tell the girl you'll pull out don't
neep moar skyrim? can i come?
meet new girl pretend to be a denver broncos fan. girl starts hating you
BUTTHURT? TALK TO SCARY BROCK
licks balls cos i can
IF AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN IS STATING YOUR POLITICAL BELIEFS YOU'RE PROBABLY WRONG
like her? hump her leg
GRASSS!! rolls in grace
keep off my intellectual property
Don't flush toilet preserve water
Give a hug Get a blow
scooby doo's a noob... I pwned him in farting competition!!
buy pokemon games practice animal cruelty
Give hugs easy pick pocket
LEAVE FOOD ON STOVE FOR THREE DAYS EAT IT
run in circles for no reason BAD TRIP!
enemies surrounding you? better go locus mode
swallow fireworks celebrate freedom
WAtch gundam age shit gunpla
vengaboys 3rd show im there!
want birds? grow hair like jonas
buy roofies save money on condoms
dog's birthday today? give dog chocolate cake
never fart when last in line
nie idź na wybory narzekaj na rząd
WANT FUN? SLAP CHUCK NORRIS!
play minecraft 1.8 on hard difficulty punch endermen and get free enderpearls
LANDING ON YOUR HEAD CAN BE MENTALLY STIMULATING
I'm So Glad Your Home! SomeBody Broke in and Pooped in the Hallway
DRINK IN EXCESS CAUSE DAMAGE TO OWN PROPERTY
write code in MS paint
want to burn calories? burn dogs
do speed while driving get speeding ticket
Jiawei is allergic to dog great success
dont forget when kates on the phone.. its all bullshit!
Life Sucks? start A pointless advice dog thread
call someone  talk while eating a bag of chips
play minecraft 1.8 on hard difficulty punch endermen and get free enderpearls
go to no bueno meme and like it.
POST FACEBOOK STATUS TALKING SHIT ABOUT COPS GET LOTS OF LIKES FROM BLACK FRIENDS
drop acid watch human centipede
Take drugs kill a bear
when you see a toilet drink it
Worried about cheating GF? Pee on her
date a guy get knocked up
is it just me or is this the craziest dog cone you've ever seen?
Grab nymphora flying is fun
why do you make fun of rodite all he did was kick me
Paco Couldn't make a decent meme with save-states
buy a fish tank make new cat habitat
An apple a day can keep microsoft away
Low self asteem post picture of yourself on 4chan
Free Brazzers accounts Happy fapping
I'm so glad you're home!! Someone took a dump in the hall!
RECOD GIRLFRIEND'S WEBCAM UPLOAD TO MOTHERLESS
i Lick your face
dont listen to honey singh without headphones  chances are high of getting beaten up
this is ironic  this rainbow is 6 shades of grey! :d
when you see a girl give her a bone...r
How come pugs have wrinkles and i have fur longer than yardsticks?
eat drugs stab the police
Eat drugs stab the police
Eat drugs Stab the police
EAT DRUGS STAB THE POLICE
Eat rotten fruit from neighbors tree maser stays home and i get pets
eat advice yoda become a jedi
if its loose
eats own crap so you don't have to clean it up
Just be who are you Don't change!
Extra Fag Sauce
Л?мзь кокошь
Wanna solve a rubiks cube? Well u cannot.
Make Quality Videos Use Windows Movie Maker
free insurance? jump off a cliff
if you get a cat be ready to suffer
you have to fart to be smart
get realistic delete every meme on this site but this one
buy brownies feed them to your dog
yo dog i heard you don't like the bottom 'BOTTOM Text Here'
maybe instead of complaining about how much your wedding is you could just not spend so much
yo
WASH YOUR MOUTH drink bleach
Take Speed To Speed Up youe day
Want to learn how read faster? Watch more anime.
Charge money to get on your irc server get only the best visitors
Which type of reticulum has ribosomes ruff!
PROBLEMS WITH YOUR HOMEWORK? I CAN EAT IT
If you don't want that food I'm sure some dog like...me... would want some
Η ΜΑΡΙ?ΟΥ ΣΟΥ ΛΕΕΙ ΑΡΙΣΤΑ!
keep playing with the baby i'll just go shit in the closet
chemist goes into the restroom
If it smells like peanut butter It's peanut butter
expose ex-gf for being fake sell her crystal meth
LEARN ENGLISH BY READING RAP LYRICS
I'm not allowed in stores I forogt this joke..
Found money? lose phone
find a cat kill it with fire!
koop een kanker domain xs4all faggot
When someone tells you knock knock smoke weed!
Io abbaio meno di te
IM always watching 50 shades of grey
Optimize life assume bart is always on time
don't be a good bloke and help anyone out unless you can feed the hungry kids in africa first
a bag of barbecue fritos? i might have an xbox i can trade
sl&#231;ds&#231;l s&#231;dl
Licks self kisses your mouth
I Love you
Do you want to hate some song? Set in on your alarm clock.
GIVE ME BISCUITZ!!! (Then I'll tell u advice)
xbox one not working? smash that $1000 thing over someones head
want good grades? cheat!
cop trying to pull you over? Try to get away!
OP DO YOU HAS DOGE PLS RESPOND
in america people  charge teenagers for assaulting them
attenti al... ..padrone
yoville only faggots care about that shit
If you're being bullied kill yourself
Rape a banana slug life complete
eat crayons Taste the rainbow
PLAY CALL OF DUTY PLAY CATCH with grenades
Spies Are supposed to sap your sentries after all. you are a terrible engineer in tf2
the water is not working and dad says he  has to drop off the kids  dont the drink out the toilet
when teepeeing someones house  don't use BIODEGRADABLE TISSUE
Need to lose weight? Try heroin
Jewish Jokes are horrible Anne Frankly I agree
Buy Windows 8!
my advice is not bad
Run out of ale? Quick
smiling dog rainbow background
Given an Abundance of authentic and delicious tacos in Austin eats crap from taco deli
Don't worry Caitlin Noone will notice
Want good food go to milkshake emporium
Inpirational and Caring and Touching stories
Kevin Ware? He can walk it off.
YOU SCARED OF HEIGHTS? LET'S GO RIDE THE ROLLER COASTER!
Dont have enough money to buy gas sell your car
iS THAT PEANUT BUTTER BETWEEN YOUR LEGS? OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME?
go with your heart you'll only be sad and disappointed
I wish I was a dog so my wife would pay Some attention to me
important Dog lesson NEVER CRAP IN THE HOUSE
Read forum thread? Drink bleach after!
if you have seen a tv commercial so many times it becomes annoying you watch way too much tv
INTRODUCING HITLER'S HIT SINGLE 'I KNEW JEWS WERE TROUBLE'
Go to the store to bUy twinkies discover that twinkies Don't exist anymore
cat keeps scratching you? have its legs amputated
went on imgur learned the difference between your and you're the hard way
Please let me in i'll need to get out
When making a new meme
ALS KIND HAT DIR DOCH DEINE MUTTER  EIN KOTLETT UMGEHANGEN; DAMIT WENIGSTENS  ICH MIT DIR SPIELE1
someone doesnt like your ideas? Throw a hissy fit!
stop aids kill hookers
if you are bored... watch   tv
if you are bored... watch tv
if you're helpful and you know it... get me out of here!!!
if you get chased by a yandere kill your self
f.e.a.r. 3 was actually a great game! it helped me go outside more often and improve my social life.
Go to bloodstock Attack quiet camp
bitches can't get enough of my kibble n' bits
trouble sleeping? do COCAINE
eat captain crunch become a captain
girlfriend just left you? its alright man she'll remember the herpes
Dont want pictures of you on the internet? Dont fap in front of me :D
i have flees but that's alright coz i'm a dog!
Take a picture of yourself call it a meme
don't wanna study for a history test? watch hetalia
kids
The key to happieness is only drinking clean toilet water
THROW UP IS LIKE A SECOND FREE MEAL
you should off yourself
SO tell me more about this ASPCA farm WheRe Good puppIes run free and play Happy forever
Cold? Chug a liter of vodka
Take a picture of yourself Call it a meme
i look cute but dont touch because i will kill you
feeling cold? go to hell
Earn more money Rob a bank
zzazzazzazzazz horey shet  its the zzazz glitch
My advice is... GIMMIE DAFUQIN BALL
A tip to all dogs
Make your own carrots Paint parsnips orange
When you fail at something first  Don't give up you will SUCCEED one day
Buy a new phone Destroy society and planet
Why is everyone taking advice from a duck?
Sees a door and a mat  Where else do i hide it!
When you're bored throw the ball
chcolate? eat it
t&#228;s mu dog &#228;tt&#228;k
me like bonzez cause imes a dog
lick your butt gay
owner picks up phone has chinese menu in hands
If you drink and smoke your hangover will be worse
I KNOW I'M COLOR BLIND BUT
your mom says not to put something in your mouth if you don't know where it's been but that toy says 'made in china' on the bottom so you're all good!
When bored  PLay wot
STOP RIght there criminal scum
you have problem with life? read your bible
SI SABEN QUE NO PUEDO HABLAR POR QU&#201; DICEN HABLA BEBE
i only see grey so im not racist
if i were you
eat some pot brownies then watch 'gremlins'!
You bite tHe ankles first Then
Kids at school don't think that you're cool? Smoke weed and drink bleach
Pagar por sexo para menores de idade n&#227;o  crime
It's your mom's dying moments? Go buy her the ugliest shoes in the store
like girls? turns out they like guys
Never drink Neocitran before a bath. Unless you like waking up with water up your nose.
Want to bond with roommates? buy a furby!
don't study for your final eat it
so you are a cutie pie
liquor before beer
I will shit on everything you own
Mosquitos? Burn your house!
Derping is another form of success and determination
no girlfriend? just hump your owner's leg
show her you love her with vomit
i can lick your balls it's not like i can call the cops
when bored chase ur tail
Friends are like potatoes If you eat them
There is just one thing i need to tell you My bum is in your face
kill hostages eat sausages
Drink bleach live forever
Can't get a girls attention? Kill her PareNtS
Like one song torrent entire catalog
grey grey greygrey grey grey grey grey grey grey grey grey grey grey grey grey grey grey grey grey grey grey grey grey blue grey can you find the  color blue by the way im a talking dog that should concern you
a sharp kife is a safe knife
where are rainbows coming from? wHERE IS MY BODY? ahhhhhhhh
hungry? try eating your own feces
u needz to get dem dado shooz blu n cream son blu n cream
why are people hating on oshawott?  when it looks like my cute face?
why are people hating on oshawott?  when it looks like my cute face?
are you proud to have no friends your own age
ADVICE DOG EAT YOURSELF
Feed me pedigree My shit will be harder
DUBSTEP
It's simple we kill the Romney
yippee 10 more years to live
Check Engine light on? Sniff Radiator. Growl at Fan belt. Done!
Finished alcohol edu? Lets get wasted at a party!
Don't know how to troll the people? apply to school of economics
getting bullied? drink bleach!
Want Some Advice? My advice is to take my advice.
make life easy  kill your self
hot dogs? cook puppies!
Smoke less weed Take more adderall
Every time you pop a cyno god kicks a puppy
get a $5000 scholarship use it all to buy ramen
Swim in pudding No need for a tan
OPPA DOGGY STYLE
I peed on your floor Im hungry
People accuse you of being a redneck? Stop watching nascar!
Don't know the answer say foldybits
When You Look into an abyss The abyss also looks into you
bored today? try meth!!!
Lucho weon.. franco se casa con angelica yo quiero llevar la cola del bestido
Go back in time kill everything you see
Soup TO HOT BLOW UP FAMILY
PLEASE ALEX PLS
You are now breathing
want to get out of the friend zone? ask her out at gunpoint
no date? Why u looking at me for...
u mad bro?
need something to live for? try heroin!
want to get a hot girl's attention? kill her family
do your self a favor solve your own problems
cliff to the left go jump off
browse with ie6 they don't make 'em like they used to
PRACTICE ROOMS FULL? sTUDY MUSIC STYLES
START MASSive InteRNEt PHenomenon GET COMPLETELY FORGOTTEN JUST A FEW YEARS LATER
hit COMmand/tab twice!!!
roses are grey
TAking photo of food better face all labels toward camera
play videogames go out the streets on a killing spree
your mom said she was going out and hasn't returned for 10 years throw a party
watch pictures of insects feel itchy
meth great for headaches
i know the last digit of pi divided by zero
Smoke crack worship satan
taking photo of food? better face all labels toward camera.
Wash your motherboard with cold water
buy lotion mastubate
instead of worrying about Abortion  get your tubes tide
smell my ass it's good for you
how to break up with a boyfriend/girlfriend you don't like without hurting his/hers feelings Masturbate in public.
DUDIKOF BRO! AMERICAN NINJA 2: THE CONFRONTATION
PAY ATTENTION IN CHEMISTRY
BE BORN A WOMAN TELL EVERYONE YOU ARE A BOY
roses are gray
ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS KEEP WAGING YOUR TAIL
I saw a rainbow just kidding...
read blubber island become cool
UNPOPULAR? KILL YOUR TEACHER
VIOLATE PRIVACY AND BREAK THINGS
look to me for comfort while i lick my arse
I feel so miserable without you It's just like your here
WOU WOU WOUWOUWOUWOUWOWUOWUOWUWOUWOW
PUT TOOTHPASTE ON YOUR NIPPLES GET BL@Z3D
see babies? eat them.
i'm so glad you're home! someone shit in the hallway!
BRUSH TEETH WITH A BOTTLE OF JACK
to you i look cute fact
Just pull out The store is too far away
voilets are red
Execute Order 66
this dog is sooooooo cute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Find a genie? Wish unlimited wishes
Use motor oil to fertilize your lawn
Eat Five Guys You can burn that 1500 calories off in no time
Have no talent make industrial Techno
I'm surrounded by black and grey!
go to a hole concert hold up a pic of kurt cobain ;)
Kills parents blames kids
Shouts out my name when i'm running away from you should've called me
Hebje in system 32 een bestand genaamd 'cmd.exe' staan? Direct verwijderen
Even your girlfriend grab the balls?
Eat crayons. shit rainbows.
takes a shit on the floor i love you
drink doctor pepper become spiderman
the gatorade under the sink is delicious
finally your home someone shit in the kitchen
smoke crack run for mayor
If you say that W word I will go ape shit
hit her all you want women don't have feelings
colours? what are you talking about?
Buld cahir then snip
roses are grey this makes no sense squirrel
one little drink won't hurt if it does
You should totally tell louie about the relationship
pour gatorade in windex bottle drink in public
PLEASE STOP POSTING
Going for a walk with him Shits in the corner when back home
Smoke meth       hail satan dees is my advice 2 u
You dont have a girlfriend ....or any friends
Viruses are like the herpes of the internet. never open up a pdf
happy days are humping days
My advice when it comes to keeping your attention is alwa- ooh shiny red ball!
look up 'PTHC' on Motherless fap like crazy!
Kidsfest day at the zoo sheriff brings assault weapons
refuse to be interviewed by freeh complain freeh report is one-sided
hungry? garbage!
going to jail? well they've got a pool board
google image search 'sib so' FAP LIKE CRAZY
coming soon to a chinese restaurant near you!
Suggest dangerous activities Express confidence in their safety.
be cool smoke crack
napkins taste good with pasta sauce on them
If you are an athiest.. try not to be more annoying than every religous person I have ever met
who's that pretty dog oh my mum
YO DAWG We put the wrong meme in your wrong meme so you can read the wrong meme while you're reading the wrong meme
yo dawg we put the wrong meme in your meme so you can look at the wrong meme while you're looking at the wrong meme
99 NO
DAT  EXHAUST
TRAFFIC MOVING AT 90 CHECK FACEBOOK
give a jew a coupon for free bacon watch him go crazy
Who's Awesome? That's Right:       You are.
being a dog is so nice i don't have to give a crap about anything :)
Who's gay? you are
take oskar on long walk /shits in basement
/B/ dOWNLOAD ENTIRE GORE/FAP THREAD ON WIFE'S LAPTOP/PC. pROFIT.
IF YOU WANNA GOOD GAME OF HIDE AND SEEK PLAY WITH BIN-LADIN
in order to get advice become  advice
ate dead chipmunk
never lost in the desert i've got some sandpaper
being random is dolphin
PUT YOUR HAND IN A BLENDER NOW YOU HAVE DUBSTEP
how to speed up dat computer? delete system 32
wear a slipknot shirt to a black metal concert
Nice to meet you can i sniff your ass?
Scratch your balls smell your hand
making up jokes is hard quote line from movie
pees on lawn in one spot until grass dies
Poops on the rug yolo
to remove taste of dogfood lick balls
Stephen Souza City Council
always make sure to sniff her ass before you ask
see girl with obscure band t-shirt google all information about band on your phone and then go chat her up
nargacuga weakness is ice
you need to go to sleep I know you had a ruff day
No Acid Watch yo gabba gabba
niggers are people too just kidding
Go to airport make reference to angus + Julia stone
if you want to make friends let them sniff your ass
bUYS BATHROOM AT IKEA GETS 3 POLISH PLUMBERS
stick your hand in fire to harness the fire
Help the environment share needles
she's 18 go for her
pc dirty? drop it in water
At first i was like 'yeah' But then i was like 'don't drink the water'
need drugs? ask your staff!
computer not working? reboot
Teacher assigns essay on poverty? tell him it's a poor topic.
Dieting For Rush? Pluckers has healthy options!
No more toilet paper? Licks own ass
Its simple we kill the zakkum
Vote For Obama Watch Economy Skyrocket
Can't sleep? smoke crack!
Criticism of your SubReddit? They need to unsubscribe
hot dogs at mcdonalds? omg where!!?!1?!
i intend to live forever so far so good
if at first you dont succeed dont try skydiving
kill the president stop the war
CAN'T LICK       YOUR BALLS ? SUX 2 B U
If at first you don't succeed drink battery acid
eat right
Blow up vault 101 eat tacos
hey put that seat belt on  Thats just dangerous
don't like Caucasian join the dark side
your feet are so hot
Smack a hoe Win
if a girl farts ...hit her
Save the firewood Burn the orphans!
Buried in huge debt? Let's buy that Aston Martin you've always wanted
Not athletic? join track
i'm bored let me lick my ballsack clean
See shoes eat shoes.
So yeah Told you this would be awkward
like two pac said Bitches aint shit
Being a dog is SO OVERRATED
woah
if only guacamole
Scheisse fressen danach kathi ablecken
Got Mac Problems? Download Mackeeper
diarrhea? eat more mexican
i ran my wife over today
guuuyz run theres a labrador behind me!!
write memes and become  famous forever
say the n word be the king of blacks
Has had sex with only three girls Gives advice on how to get with hott girls
Save money on groceries eat your own vomit
A wise man once said go to bed with itchy bum wake up with stinky finger
lol you may think i care about you but i just want your food
SHam Wow
spend all your mp recharging your party mates pray for ready rebirth when wartags show up
Shits on floor eats it when owner NOTICES it
Girls never have Anything to weaR to a party Men DOESN't mind
careful on the stairs i pooped on them
ALEX SAYS HE HAS TO GO TO BED stays on for another 2 hours
oh bd you so funny!
don't like somebody? pee on their leg
You need a tank? teemo.
You need a tank? kassadin.
no food in the foodbowl prepare to die
run with scissors fall over and die
ENTICE WITH PUPPY    DOG EYES... KILL
Word ends with s? must have apostrope!
THROW AXES BEFORE ROAR ALWAYS GUARANTEES A FAIL-GANK
smoke marijuana buy huge ass pizza first
Use 56K Modem To watch HD streams
rob bank free money
Roses are gray
IF YOU DON'T BUY MAH COOKIES THIS CUTE PUPPY DIES
the monday before valentine's need i say more?
forrest fires are fun
I spiked your coffee who's walking who now beaatchh!
This semester looks really difficult... I'll register one of them at UMass!
Take all the toilet seat covers Pee on them
Roses are grey
Buy your tv on laway Never pay for it
Ronnie Radke wont pay attention to you? No Problem! Stalk him
Make a duck face i'll kill you
don't sneeze it kills brain cells
pee on snow watch kids eat it
r/adviceanimals Advice dog not in background
friendzone a gril girls love friendzoning
Miej 3 tygodnie na zrobienie projektu kończ go w ostatnią noc
if she puts you in the friend zone You put her in your basement until she reconsiders
nuke europe end debt crisis
Carapito
Go apply at dennys you like dennys
hai guys this is an obvious statement
'operations resear...' it's like applied math.
Martini glass doesn't fit in dishwasher? have a martini
Want to move out of your parents home move in with girlfriend
Invest in gold
give me the f*cking bacon
LG HUNTER: OLDER BOY
give me the f*cking bacon
Turning your computer off and later realising you still needed to do something on it
HIS NAME IS link not zelda
post a funny status friend steal's it and get's more like's and comment's then you
having an extensive awesome vocabulary but can't use any of it because all my friends are retarded
Says FUNNY JOKE NO ONE LAUGHS SOMEONE REPEATS IT AND EVERYONE LAUGHS
want memes can't read russian!
Will Not Buffer
People... they... are everywhere!
Website says free Pay for membership
Take a Shit Notice there is no toilet paper
cashier has no change is your job b*TCH
chatroulette dicks!!!
Clicks blog. Annoying auto play music.
clicks awesome viral video you require the latest flash
Holds Pennies in Hand PENNY SMELL!!!
Having 50 tabs open ad plays and you can't find it
Purchase a lisence to continue
why is the lightswitch outside of the bathroom?!
explaining something serious... thats what she said! everyone laughs.
POKED. POKE BACK. POKED BACK.
Indestructable Condom Wrapper
stupid people everywhere
pour cereal in bowl there's no milk
The princess is in another castle!
Opens explorer by mistake.. wtf is this shit?!
HIS NAME IS LINK NOT ZELDA!
OPENS THE NEW PROTEIN  SCOOP IS AT THE BOTTOM.
Rolling joint outside Wind blows
Post meme No likeS
have free time and nobody calls busy and suddenly I'm the most popular person in the world
its sticky!!!!!!!
Stop sending game requestes
iHate icarly!
why do people keep confusing... manga and anime???
just painted nails have to pee
reading memes speling erorrs!!!
says no errors has errors
OK... Water hit my balls again!
Class is so boring. Fall asleep in middle of it. Rip ass while sleeping
takes an hour to finish problem wrong answer
Leggings are not pants!!!
thinks mom finished questioning you ..'oh and by the way dear...'
A VIDEO AD POPS UP ON A WEBSITE CAN'T FIND IT TO PAUSE IT
Just took a shower  Socks is hard to put on
video rendered 99% program crashes
7 billion people only 64 million km&#178; of the planet is habitable
check fb after a week. oooo 10 requests :) 10 app requests
kissing my girlfriend everyone are staring
Finishing your exam quickly Only to later find out there was a backside!
password must contain AT LEAST  one special character!?!?!?
Walk in room forgot what you were looking for
something bad was said about a band i like must turn into nutcase!!!
AGAIN SCHOOOOOL
GOD DAMNIT 'YOU'RE'
found good job but experience necessary
TAKR BIG DUMP wATER SPLASH ON ASS
start a new diet  gains weight
Back in the 90s i used to listen to dubstep EVERY SINGLE TIME I TRIED TO GET ON THE INTERNET!
yes i love jesus but i'm not sharing no photo
Click awesome video Rick Roll'd
listen to a very awesome song realize it's justin bieber
accidently click on page page closes
forgot to close car window RAIN
U LIKE HIS POST I LIKE UR FUNERAL!
they see me hatin' they rollin'
watching your favourite youtuber's vid
mom says to take shower no towel
'you have watched more than 120 mins of video today' Hasnt even watched one
need to study get stuck on facebook
its my birthday and they forgot to list my name on the anouncements!!
clicks generate picture doesn't load
WHO'S GUM IS UNDER THE TABLE!?
STUpid people... everywhere!!!
I FAILED MY ENGLISH TEST UNPOSSIBLE
NEED TO STUDY BUT THERE'S A NEW NOTIFICATION!
today its monday
Found Weapon with good stats in Diablo 3 it's a two-handed weapon
EVERYTHING IS BREAD!
UPgraded firefox Screwed all settings
people that make sounds when they drink
lets smoke some bath salts and consume strangers!
I hate milk
OPENING SMALL BAG OF CHIPS BAG IS ONLY 25% FULL
windows 8
iHate Painter Pamela Masik may see her role as “bearing witness? to “honour? the murdered and Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6 missing women of Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
iHate Pamela Masik with her portrait of Julie Young
i open the door a fly comes in the house
no. more. f***** selfies!!!!
its my birthday and no one said happy birthday!!!
personal accounts are not empirical evidence
KIDS THESE DAYS MAKIN UP TO MANY DAM WORDS
THINKS OF FUNNY THING TO PUT ON A MEME MISSPELLS best part
Want to have sex No condom!
Microsoft startup repair does neither
all the GOOGLE PLUSEs
logs on to diablo 3 error 37
I hate people in training suits
tired
lemme kill that mosquito
my pics on the vote page they are like ninja nobody sees them
spend 30min to pick a meal on the menu 'sorry this is not available today sir'
The christmas started get a cold
freaking windows 98
yankees laugh at Southern snowpocalypse still complain about cat 1 hurricane cleanup
WHY cant you turn off all the switches?
iHate If you’re in Vancouver you may already be familiar with the portraiture of Pamela Masik.Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Inspired by the women who have famously gone missing from Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
iHate Lost & Found Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Pamela Masik’s quest to honour the missing women AMBER TROOCK ZOE GREAVES of the Downtown Eastside
I spend time sending you facebook message? dumb idea: answer back!
wENT TO THE BATHROOM AT MCDONALDS RAN OUT OF TOILET PAPER!!!!
blah-blah-blah meh-meh-meh
iHate Pamela Masik began painting portraits of the many women missing from the Downtown Eastside five years ago in a plight to draw attention to the tragic cases. Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  She has painted 69. ZOE GREAVES AMBER TROOCK
sees friend post depressing & scary update about her leukemia stricken daughter wtf is with her friends 'liking' the post!?
your poor grammar is enraging
die  hell dogs
Stop sending me FarmVille requests!
sees a smoke grenade turns it and dies
i've got acorn raaaage!
Can't find something on google... Realized i was directed to bing... I HATE YOU IE
i despise people who don't know any great anime !
not a terrorist full body search at airport
girl tells you to text her Never gets a reply
translated memes why?
ready to check out at walmart Suddenly
this Poke war is world war 3
DRIVETHRU NO STRAW
FKK LOVE
Eating nuts appears one ruined inside
Waaaataaaafaaaa hhhqqq!!!
kills 99.9% of all bacteria! what about .1%?
'e' ky is stuck It'll work aftr 3 minuts
update completed please restart your computer !!!
arrrrrrrghhhhhhhhhhhhh why noo cooooooookiessssssssssss
peel orange orangey hands!!!
walk into room forget what you're there for
make funny image Boobs image get more likes
WHY IS EVERYTHING I DO COMPLETELY POINTLESS?
RESIGNS ELITE TRIES TO TELL MEMBERS WHAT TO DO
ihate NOOB TEAMMATES!
tellıng somethıng serıous suddenly one frıend says somethıng and nobody lıstens to you anymore
OMG!!! Water hit my balls again!
It's spelled  atheist!
censored.. CENSORED?!
nooob teamates !!
I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE SAY 'HATE IS A STRONG WORD'
I asked randy why i wasn't invited to the bbq He told me to go  'Google it'
griffith!
Someone posts a picture of someone you hate on Instagram Why you still alive!??
IM NOT A HACKER YOU NOOB!!!!!!
Who Erased the season finale?
Mom comming into room Doesnt close door
Emily Jaazaniah Zimmerman wow just wow
Give up Facebook for 40 days Spend 80 days getting caught up
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! WTF IS THIS SHYT HERE!
It's valentine's day Why am I still alone
Fata ta cand nu stii ceva la chimie... Acid pentanoic??!
no fiesta no nothing! i'll cancel it!
patriots lose a game fans blame the referees
?????? ??????
THE MOMENT YOU REALIZE NpR AIRING 20 YEAR OLD EpISODE OF CAR TALK
has anyone ever tried eating their own face
Uses Squarespace to make website so  they don't neeed a developer INFURIATED by squarespace making a tool that doesn't need a designer
my little pony season is done then new season comes out
ODIO I SECCHI CHE VOGLIONO INSEGNARTI COME SI FA PALESTRA
client called complaing pc/Email/APP was slow they had not rebooted in 37 days!!
saying a funny wwe chant no one laugh but when someone said the same thing people laugh
Taylor hates... stinkbugs
TU NON DEVI  CAMPERAREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
la tua faccia quando stai facendo la CACCA
spongebob I hate you
tiny boobs i hate them
ABE TO MAIN KYA KARU
I hate PEOPLE WHO WALK OUT OF A HARD EXAM WITH A SMUG LOOK When there is ages Of time left!!!!
WHEN YOUR TYPING AND YOU PRESS DELETE BY ACCIDENT
GRRR SERVER DOWN... BECAUSE OF ALLAWI
when your best friend is absent noooooo!
metal destroys bubbleman not freaking airman!
Er Teclado No Sirve Cabr&#243;n
Told the cashier I left my coat here. She says no one turned it in. Sees it sitting right next to her.
WHEN WILL I GET the GOLDEN BELT IN MARTIAL ARTS!
gets killed before vtol warship streak kills the xbox instead of the players
goes emo and rages out on swag for no reason text messages professor and asks why he removed him from skype and realid
GRUNGE? I HATE THEM.
mACBOOK TOO COLD WHEN POOPING CANT PUT ON LEGS!
Video deleted from favorites can't remember what the video was!
I can't find my shoes? Your fault!!
single player requires multiplayer?!
Oh you have a late start? 5am Fire alarm
Challenge a kid to fifa kid wins
die on league of legends fuuuuuuu!
Carlos is cool not alex
Get beaten in halo rage quit!
Joco probs I need more allowance!!!
WHAT DO U MEAN MY GIRLFRIEND DUMPED ME.... AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That painful moment where two Lego pieces are stuck together And you can't SePerate them apart for ur structure
I HATE BEYONCE BECAUSE OF 9GAGERS
library has no face book?!
stop using 4920453 hashtags on facebook
DOn'T GO!!!
Windows 8?!
cozinheira da cantina o que vai seeeeeeeer??
I HATE FRIDAY NIGHTS
This man Does not represent us
i hate igla & stinger
Deformed babies all over my newsfeed
gets to the dmv 30 mins early still waits in line for 3 hours
Another Paranormal activity?!
Don't mess with  me when I'm angry
When Your not talking And The Teacher Tells YOu To Stand Up  Your Like
yolo how do you know?
Thats why yo throat stay hurtin u got robitussin every day
Its over 9000!
LET ME DRINK  I HAVE MEN TO PUT DOWN AND CHILDREN TO NEGLECT
go in the bathroom with socks after shower forgot floor was still wet
has epic 1v1 then wild darius ult appears
has epic 1v1 allied darius ults
Yahoo! has awful article No comment section
If i'm in the top tier THEN WHY DOES NO ONE KNOW WHO I AM?
why was ryan sahni born :'(
IHATE GUMBY GUP
Having awesome harry potter jokes But can't use them because frIends haven't read harry potter
STOP SENDING ME GAME REQUESTS!
makes a whole bag of pizza rolls no ranch
Customer is like... are you closed? Yes.. 5 o'clock!!!!
butthurt
Level 140 on myvegas and no bonus???
y u read and no reply!
that past ruins my life before
Goes to create meme accidentally closes tab
RELAAAAX!!!
This Is What happens...... When you say 'the world is ganna end'!!!
I hate sm*sh
I NEED MORE REPS
need a quick pc restart? installing uprades part 23 of 7558
CREAM THE RABBIT HATERS ARE AFTER ME
In Youtube: 'omg! What is this song called?!!?!?!? PLZ!!' song is in the description - once again no hope for the human f*ckin race.
I HATE HOMEWORK
I HATE  SCHOOL
it is anime not cartoon
DH ou normal? vou descer pela normal
I HATE THIS SHIT  FUUUUUUU YOU SHOULD DIE
WHEN TEACHERS WON'T STOP TALKING
Taking Proofs For hacking Chuck Ban the hacker
'Of the Bush tax cuts for the wealthy
ze campor!
you going to jail now! upper cut!!!
She tells you to text her DOESN'T text you back
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU WANT SOMETHING YOU CAN'T  FIND IT AND WHEN YOU FIND IT YOU DON'T WANT IT
I hate when people  Steal my swagger
ELEH KU TUKANG OJEG HAYANG ULIN TAPI SIEUN KU HUJAN
AARGH NOT NICK BLANKEN!
GETS COMFORTABLE IN BED  REALISES LIGHTS STILL ON
POR QUE CARAJOS ERES GAY PAYO?
HAAAAAAATE UUUUUU
WAIT.. WE AREN'T JOKING ANYMORE?!
blacklight in hotel room...
i hate apple
spends an hour downloading ios 6 all he gets is passbook
I said no pineapple cake!!!!
Texting crush presses send instead of erase
GO TO CLEAN YOUR TEETH  AFTER CLEANING FEEL THIRSTY GETS DRINK OF JUICE
shut up  smart ass
When You eat popcorn and kerrel gets stuck in your teeth
Gets out of shower no towels
I LOVE  THIS MASH POTATO
NO MISTER CASHIER IT ISNT TO EARLY TO BUY HALLOWEEN STUFF
all schools around get cancelled wtf saint leo
YOU CAN'T DO DAT!!!!
i hate when you wait for me to message you first
amar torkari nosto korso ken ?
his name is link! not zelda!
clop in hell you ponyfags
Opening laptop 5% left
Just finished to paint my nails Gets itchy everywhere!
claim they will do dishes after class Never do them
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS  WHEN I SEE MC DONALDS
pours ceral remembers there is no milk
vengence is mine!
stop with the chick-fil-a talk already!
when some one tells you to do something while your doing it
entering the game need clan?
Conrad when fallen links a gif
Opens The cookie Jar Nothings In There!
stop liking my statuses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
u just said that!
THE MOMMENT WHEN U FIND OUT THAT....
2 hal yang bikin gue muak di facebook 4l4yers dan pengemis jempol !!
did 110 burpees had 10 removed for sissy coach punch
grrrrr grrrrr
every1 toward younow 4chan is coming- and we will win!
friends say they're LEAVING THEY STAY FOR 8 HOURS
WHY DO I HATE PEOPLE? BECAUSE PEOPLE BORE ME
wtf! funny status no likes
akward moment  when you use you're computer and suddenly turns off
ROSES ARE RED
don't touch my ice cream!
&#225;s 22h!  sempre o mesmo a atender!
Forgetting to put a picture on your reddit post Noooo
i hate it when girls make stupid youtube vlogs (stop clogging up youtube with shit)
Why u  Smoke sO much
I F*cKING HATE  CITY VILLE
f&#248;lelsen du f&#229;r n&#229;r artige bildet ikke blir godtatt
TYPE IN PASSWORD MAKE ONE ERROR
that little bug that flies up your nose
go on a diet gain 12 pounds
i know you saw my comment facebook told me
affordable health care act upheld by supreme court republicans pissed as they now have to read the thing
straighten hair 2nd degree burns
in middle of watching dora power goes out....
IDIOTS BE PINGING ME
WHO ATE MY YOGURT!!!!
Turning on your tv and..... seeing your favorite show just ended
AFRO CIRCUS
plays League of legends sees a teemo
BUYS AN OFFLINE GAME ONLINE PASS!!
wake up still alive
Just finished a season of my favorite show wtf do i do now!?!?
hates le girlfriends dog ...ends up paying $150 in dog bills
Straws make me look like AN IDIOT!!!!
ARRRHHH! IT AUTO SYNCED!
19 Lehrer auf dem vertretungsplan 11 Stunden haben
Because It's more professional!
i never said good bye why did you hang up!
Sit and look at meme generator  can't think of anything whitty
FFFFFFFUUUUUUU PAPA JOHNS! Y U NO DELIVER FOOD ON TIME?!
Avoid facebook all day to not hear about the avengers have someone give their review in real life
Y U HATIN  PROBLEM???
watches g4 beatmania review you know nothing!!!!!!!!
new road rules just got the hang of the old ones
AHHHH i HATE MY LIFE
Nooooooo  bella lives!
mordor... is not an island!
tại sao
'sorry
pours cereal out of milk?!?!
gets scroll rezzed bored after 1 quest
NO HOt water?! fuuuuuuuu
gets cereal in bowl and finds no milk fuuuuu
Reads a meme Realises its a waste of time
His name is link Not zelda!!
MEN SKYNDA
4 day weekend 2-3 page essay due
ROLLING 3 WEEKS WORTH OF KIEF INTO A SPLIFF
Bitches about sun god lineup for past three years bitches at people bitching at this year's sun god lineup
Miss wife... She doesn't get off work until 12:30!
walking through house step on lego brick
gets promoted company declares bankruptcy
I went on facebook for homework help Ended Up Looking at memes for an Hour
Can't find 'Switch back to the old channel design' button I QUIT!
You said I was ugly?!? Have you seen your boyfriend
Free Download complete survey first
awesome song comes on pandora it's from the twilight soundtrack
don't cry for me broseeeepphiiiinaaaaaaa
Music Stops..... PANDORA HAS ECountered an error... please reboot your phone
football games i hate football games
ORGANIC
get on facebook all of NOTIFICATIONs are game requests
you know what i hate? when people start sentences with 'You know what i hate?'
You smell Like Mayonnaise
to everyone at bal en blanc in montreal tonigh you bbbetter have a blast
HOT GIRL MEATY LEGS
black ops racists!!! go back to xbox!!!
singing a song with group of people accidentally sing more when the song is done
tries to send ben a message steam glitch keeps saying he's away
Cory Why Another question?
click on highly anticipated you tube video froze on commercial
my anger on a scale of 1-10 Is a chris brown!!!
cute puppies
cat pictures everywhere
leg falls asleep prepare for excruciating pain.
I HATE KALEE SHE'S SO ANNOYING
Phone Rings On Silent. WHERE DID I LEAVE IT???
my eyes burn!!
why wont suchira understand timba's not interested
so much rage
phone vibrates nothing there
GETS a BRILLIANT IDEA IN THE SHOWER
I Hate you for loving twilight
internet explorer facebook page has likes? what is this madness??
NICE FREE STUFF... 'Please complete a Survey to unlock this content'
GF BREAKS UP insulting lvl: over 9000
Gets up and goes to school class cancelled
march 1st: not part of the weekend!!!
Lad wears Ramones t-shirt he doesn't know who they are
try to lightly tap touch pad keep missing!
it's not enough that i succeed everyone else must fail
Colossos
having sex condom breaks
pours cereal no milk
youtube video has had.  ad loads perfectly. video doesnt load
March 1st not a weekend day!!
I am a toad not a mushroom
Merit Plus You What?!
i hate reposts
i see stupid ppl everywhere
INSURANCE COMMERCIALS THAT 'TRY' TO TERRORIZE YOU TO BUY THEIR PRODUCTS
we mustu set P utunu
army beats navy in basketball and still no fallout?!
Freshman from new york goes to vocelli's for the first time this isn't italian food!
wants to watch bruins game... mom is using dvr for lame ass vampire shows
Girl complains about whores 5 mins later
WATCH THE MATCH: IT ENDS 0-0 didn't watch it: it ends 4-4
NETWORK ACCESS
buy 'the  newest apple product' 2 days later...all new apple product!!!
only 3 pounds a              month for broadband 50 pounds a month     line rental
ACTA
Walking past chemistry clown!!!
Download hover zoom reddit is always blue
FKK U TEACHER
Neeko U Makes more video NOW!!
Turns on two different radio stations Black eyed peas playing on both of them
'will these fit?
ALEX
when you hit yourself very hard trying to kill mosquito
Holnap felvteli!
MEET EX AFTER YEARS THEY'RE STILL ANNOYING
Apples meme
gop candidates are progressives accuse ron paul of not being republican.
Teacher said final was worth 60% then it was cancelled
facebook! I hate updates!!
Goes on chatroulette to have a polite conversation chats up sausage
gonna watch youtube video ads
11:00 cockatrice Server timeout
someone has played 2k matches of hon is still horrible at the game
OMG! FU camper
Test not fill in the answers
Travel to taris
push open door it's a pull!!!!!
bcuz i told you  so
u choose die fast or suffer slowly
TANK EQUILIZATION? MY ROGUE STILL BLOWS!
parents you bitches
why the cool cats figure me out?!
Stop Having Fun At The Movies You Goddamned Simpletons
vyvy you're not cool
could you do that for me please? Insh'allah
chick plays 3 guitar chords gets more applause than my ultra-tapping technique
weather report says it will snow It doesn't.
go to 8a.m.class... class was cancelled
Want to jerkoff No Tissues
sends a text message replied back 'k'!
Opens door for teacher cause i is a nice guy gets yelled at for not having i.d on
David Guetta #1 WtF?!
john mayer
send long text You say 'K'
not dtf no bueno!?!
y u no swallow no bueno!?!
Get killed by camper! hack Ps3 network!!!
Where are the people!!!
i HATE YOU!
i hate  korean ghosts!!!
Log in to do fire trial earthsday
CYCLONE!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGH ... YOU TOOK MY GRAND RAMPAGE AWAY!!!!!!
ihate stupid questions ihate you
your forced anime meme isn't funny you're still socially awkward
Nexitem says y u did that streammz
write between two sentences overwrite
WTF
GOTO OCEAN CITY EVERYTHING FLOODED
DENY ACCESS To all the things!
IT'S FORMSPRING
MEME?! Is this the  new thing?!
Buy IPhone 4 Turns out the guy sold me an iPhone 3
check fb after a week. oooo 10 notifications :) 10 app requests
kills someone with headshot in cod 7 a moment later 3 dogs rip him to shreds
merging?!?!?! not on my watch!!!!!!!!!!!!
i hate days  ending in 'y'
That face your friend gives you When your crush walks into the room.
getting up is the second hardest thing in the morning if you know what i mean
do you live on a chicken farm? Cause you're currently raising cocks.
Teacher says piCk a pArtner  Look at Your friend like this
you like krabby patties don't you squidward?
Smokes joint Looks at cop like this
are you related to medusa? cause you're making me hard like a stone
the face you get when a friend looks at your browser history.
spiderman isn't the only one who get's his hand sticky after using the web all day if you konw what i mean
LOVE IS LIKE A FART IF YOU HAVE TO PUSH
If you know what i mean
was your dad a baker? because you have a nice set of buns
am i smiling
THE LOOK YOU GIVE YOUR FRIEND WHEN THE TEACHER SAY TO FIND A PARTNER
are you sitting on the f5 key? Cause your ass is refreshing
I can see your epidermis
A world without women would be a pain in the ass If you know what I mean
the face that got you fired from subway after she ordered the foot long
that face your friend gives you when the teacher says 'partner up'
makes this face to his friend after seeing hot chick who is standing  2 feet away
im left handed for some things and right for others if you know what i mean
THAT LOOK YOU GIVE YOUR FRIEND WHEN YOUR TEACHER SAYS PICK A PARTNER
THE LOOK YOU GIVE YOUR FRIEND WHEN THEIR CRUSH WALKS IN THE ROOM.
When you see your friend Talking to their crush
the face you actually make when you think your giving a girl sexy eyes
So I herd you like bad boys Well not to brag but when Nickelodeon says don't change the channel I change it
Is yor body from mcdonalds  Cause I'm lovin it
The Sun isn't the only thing that rises up in the morning If you know what I mean
I can divide pi... with my tongue.
One does not simply... ... oh wait
HOW ARE HURRICANE SANDY AND SNOOKI SIMILAR? THEY'VE BOTH BLOWN THE WHOLE EAST COAST
fart
how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? just juan
Im like e.t i have magic fingers too
Smells Like Bean Spirit
Silent but deadly
Tell your mom Thank you
stop looking at me.. i`m having a stroke
I came...
sitting in lectures can be long and hard if you know what i mean
so it's your birthday where's the cake?
the news lady said she was expecting 8 inches tonight i suspect she's correct if you know what i mean
that look you give her When she tells you she'll do anything for a favor
Your girlfriend opens your fridge and asks where you put your meat. She's about to find out.
ha! Told ya i could make my forehead look like the ocean.
As an outsider what do you think of the human race?
May I google that for you?
have you ever read my book? 50 shades of bean
when you are born in November your parents had an awesome valentine's Day
The face you give your friends When your teacher says something rude without knowing
The moment you realize... She's looking back at you
How u Doin
would you like some sour cream on your taco? if you know what i bean
brb I have to say goodbye to mr. brown if you know what i bean
I had sex witH your DoG THen with your caT
NEW IOS 6.1
aadmi honest hona chahiye 
CREEP MODE.. *ACTIVATED*
Whats the difference between a Ferrari and an erection? I dont have a Ferrari
thats what she said
just because you can doesn't mean you should
THOSE ARE SOME NICE TWIN TURBOS  IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
that face your friend gives you when your ex walks into the class
my name is bean Mr bean
when the only gay student accidently touches you
Want to play hockey? tonsil hockey
I am sexy And i know it
Bean... And gone
shes allergic to ramen but not meat
Yhe face you make When grandma stuck her finger in the Nutella
Do you have a younger sister?
Hello Ladies How you all doing!
butts
the look you give  when they say mandela was a saint
the face when  you see a fit girl
ADVERTISED FOR ENTRY LEVEL POSITION ON DATING SITE IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...
HOMEWORK MR.BEANS OPINION^^^^^^^
i'm going to a ladys house... if you know what i mean
i like children if you know what i mean
Spiderman isn't the only who get stIcky hand after using the web all day If you know what i mean
the face you give your friends when a hot girl dances with you
THE FACE U GIVE UR  FRIEND WHEN UR CRUSH WALK IN
Jo Bhi Gol hai
EN EL GTA V ROBAS BANCOS
I don't Usually get STalked But when I do
tHE FACE YOUR FRIEND GIVES YOU WHEN YOU TELL A LAME JOKE
You're so hot  YOU MUST HAVE STARTED GLOBAL WARMING
Good Bosses are like Great Farts Silent yet effective
that's a very nice vagina
Roses are red
THE LOOK YOU GIVE YOUR FRIEND WHEN THEIR CRUSH WALKS IN THE ROOM
bruh
I wanna pack some shit up in your basement tonight. wink wink
sees a beutiful girl takes teddy with me
REFRIED BEANS? SMELL ME ABOUT IT
This is the face i make When asked if i'm jim parson's father
dettol handwash is not the only thing that squirts liquid when pressed  if you know what i mean
01001100011001010111010001110011001000000110011101100101011101000010000001101001011101000010000001101111011011100010000001110100011011110110111001101001011001110110100001110100 IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Nice guys finish last if you know what I mean
that face your friend gives you when they left their wallet at home
Oh Yes I did fart
that AWKWARD moment when   someone catches you feeling on yourself
The look you give your friend When the teacher says find a partner
Baby
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Invited to coworker's desk It's getting serious if you know what I mean
WANNA SEE MY MEAN BEAN machine?
oOhhhhh...
f is for friends that do stuff together
Money is no object... especially when you don't have any
time goes by so slowly if you know what i mean
Oh ye ke?
you know what I mean If you know what I mean
Hmmmm.... Arata Bine....
the look you give your friend when you find out her sister is a milf
unicorns be like problem
Search Google Images for Blue Waffle If you know what I mean
you will come tonight if you know what i mean
look at me child im what the mega beasts call a pedo
hey if you get high may i join in
come at me ladies
so sam
BUT THE SEX IS GREAT!! IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
FACEBOOKING IN CLASS. SEES FUNNY MEME CHIN-STROKE-ANTI-LOL-TIME!
HEY GINO WANNA HEAR SOMETHING FUNNY?
Wanna form A study group?
so tell me  you come to this truck stop often
a VIP hostess? and you're on your own...
your boyfriend got no balls if you know what i mean
i know you like it when i stare at you like this
the look you give your friend when your plans are working
let's get you out of those wet things...
Wha' do ya got down there?
you can have my donut if u know what i mean
i will live with my friend at 18 iF YOU KNOW WHAT i MEAN
so you think you can dance... like me?
i've got something you can eat lying down... wink wink
FAP
teacher says pick a partner look at your friend like this !
Real Human bean
spiderman isnt the only one who get his hands sticky after using the web all day if you know what i mean
This Is what you rEalLy look like When smilling at a girl
that face your friend gives you when you propose going to a strip club
That face your parents give you when a girl calls
you can play my obeo anytime
*FART*
Hey What's your name?
The face I make  When Lulama stands up
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MICHAEL
Can I just watch? I love open mics at back to the boathouse!
Worldchampion ? Mr. Beanland !
you so impwessive
I'm trying not to touch your boobeiz but if I do
ohhhhhhhh Thank you
Can't beat carlton hee hee 'pride' hee hee
ANDREA dID YOU FIND YOUR PLANTS?
meets mom stoned i am so incredibly casual you see??
I'm Matt Ryan this is my melchizadek face
i have an erik skin xdddddd
you know it baby!
world cup fans  are a bunch of bloody wankers!
Is your father a builder  Because you have alot of foundation
i might be having to much fun if you know what i mean
Turn down for what?
Hummm very interesting :p
power pill.. It works!
if you korchi  what i amin
Admitting defeat Yes?
Who has the last laugh?
how i look at boobs when i'm on the beach
Rub in  pubes
Shelley and the bug man sittin' in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
my last name is q you know what i mean
why no pics? just arrived
The face I make when I smell Fried chicken
The face I make when  I see a round sexy ass
you want me to sample your local band's cd?
his faces  are the best
Happy Birthday emily love
Oh ... Why Hello Hello
sO YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHO YOUR BIG IS?
And not a single feck was given that day. Not one. Feckless
It is rather... Wonky
Dont! scare me with a good time
bellasenzanima che-che just won
You're selling your saint brakes? Spill the beans
omg guys shes here... nikki daimond!
Nikhil Bansal in Chaddiyon ke devta
Friends Reaction When  They See My Crush Walking In
I see you deleted that picture  When it got no likes
Hi Apu Will you be my valentine forever :*
WANNA PLAY WITH MY WATERGUN
Hey girl let's get baked
akon: smack dat me gusta
Wait till you see... what we've got planned for you this week.....
johan when everyone  SAIS HE WONT DO IT
KLETTERN
Looks like Cat in heat
Dekhi to amar chul kata kemon hoyche. O Amake fatafati dekhaite ase
me regalara  un S4 VDD??
i hear the g-string is a permanent wedgie
Dinner time you better get dressed
That face the observer gives you at the company urinalysis
mmmhmhhmhm..natalia.... emmhmhm wanna go out with me?
hmmmmmmmmm You know you want me So don't deny it any longer!
The look on kyle's face when he gets to his room and his roommate is having sex
Apa Lo Liat Liat Mentang-Mentang Gw Ganteng Gitu?
Hello Ladies My names Mike
That face you make when you catch someone in a lie!
Got Sanctions?
uh gling nag  trending mabuhay
OH REALLY ???
i will giv u Re 1/-
ah masa?
Oh Really?
My fruit If you know what I mean
CRUSH KO SI PALO
mergem la o ciorba?
Vai
President Obama DOES NOT APREVE
all my homework on thursday challenge accecpted
acha g..?
When I see someone mildly attractive... 'Why hello there...'
You think you have had all the wheat crunchies.. I think not
well she has just 17 if you know what i mean (8)
Where is my baby you mean bree
TWIN TURBO BDAY BASH  HMMM I FEEL I GOING YES
IF YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN
You tell me Stranger ;)
oh really!
HYE KOrang aKU tau aku pro
I Like dextro amino acids If you know what i mean
Eres todo  UN LOQUILLO
jump down that hole  if you know what i mean
kmu buat lawak ker??? ketawa sya~
hmmmmmmmmm gusto rin.........    : p
no te espio observo con atenci&#243;n tus acciones
I make fun of Mr. Mohafatra He no understand
mungkin dia lelah
This is a classy way to say.. Thank you
i fingerblasted your dad  agian!
hoy no salgo para no enamorar mas personas
OOps! I make  poopoo
it's hard to eat when you can't breathe if  you  know  what i mean
niggas be like dont watch me fam
I Wanna see dem titties
eat shit faggot
I KNOW YOUR MOTHER  VERRY WELL
when i watch sexual harassment videos  im going to jail
tip your dentist if you know what i mean
Playing with myself IF you know what i mean
hOw you doing parveen!?
heared imvu is gay ima join
DEJAS PASAR PRIMERO A TU AMIGA OF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
i am pantsman
Mmmm Booty
When you try to let out a silent fart And it makes noise
Oh hey you
YOUR FRIENDS FACE... WHEN YOUR CRUSH WALKS IN
lOOK AT THAT BOOTY!!
The death of Thatcher has come at a bad time for Britain. We still haven't replaced the fireworks we used at the Olympics yet.
apparently i look like that guy .........tom munno!
i saw you
free babysitting service whaddaya say?
WHO? ME? I Don't Cheat.             I USE SCRIPTS
girl gives me a hand with something hard  if you know what i mean
Search history Deleted
I been cut you off you don't even know it
GRIMASE
And if we play again Thomas !!??
Sot e hene po spo na han raku se pushim
I see you love Sasuages   If you know what i mean
Do you wanna see teh other side of tehe moon if you know what i mean
CANCEROUS FAGGOTS lelelelel xdxdxdxdxd
the look people give you when they walk in your room and you quickly change the computer screen
Well hello there
WHY AM I ALWAYS PUT IN THE ALIENS SECTION??? MAYBE BECAUSE LIFE MATTERS?
Sure U Dont want sEX?
I DONE A NASTY SURPRISE... IN MY PANTS
tHE d
GE-13 IS THE CLEANEST ELECTION EVER. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...
I see you have a skittle as also..... i'll be the pitcher.....
Face I pull when I realise... Luton airport has a Burger King
that face your friend gives you  when your crush walks into the room
My name is Blakey Barnt Barnt Barnt
I hate drunk people but i love being drunk
congratulations youve madeit to the bonus round if you know what i mean
wo brown hairs wala tera masla hai ?? sahi sahi bol
THE FACE I MADE WHEN THE DOOR HIT MITCHELL'S FACE HEHE
When some one says: satan! I say: yes?
Nice football career. it would be a shame if you ruined it
you left your email adress on the scanner interesting...
HEY GUYS WANNNA PLAY??
saucy buga
i'm sexy  and i know it
My Vitamin D
you say your back hurts?  better sleep on your stomach
i see you have a little boy oh boy oh boy do i love little boys!
milk is the white thing that comes from cows if you know what i mean
I put the std In stuD Now All I need is u
I has 0 ping  umadbro?
If NetFliX didn't have star trek I wouldn't have netflix
Looking at my friend When we Hear an inside joke
trust me im a doctor
If you know what I mean
i like your ass if you know what i mean
hey dex i see that bulge in your pants
ABBREVIATES name on FB LISTS EVERY LIFE DETAIL ON LINKEDIN
Coffee at pohanka if you know what I mean
no
My weedle used harden If you know what i mean
WHY DO YOU LIKE HIM?
i wish i was your math homework Because i would be hard and you would do me on your desk
She got a d in that class If you know what I mean
studying fixed action patterns If you know what I mean
SABES QUIEN ME ESCOGI&#211; MI TRAJE? MI MAMI
do you want to  married
BOBBY TELLING HE AMY SON
expect this face every time a guy ends a sentence with 'Ladies.'
buys a new blazer and wears it for the next 25 years
textin for me meanz hbj for u
i've got the key to your heart of swarm - beta
Your face when you're trying not to laugh at your own joke
Hey girl
i gonna pop some tags  if you know what i mean
oh look a womaaaaaannn uuhh... anyone have some tissue?
Expect this face every time a guys ends a sentence with 'Ladies.'
I Make this face every time I end a sentence with 'Ladies.'
secret code : i 12629 if you know what i mean
Do you know what I like on jacket potato? Uh bean!
you like this card don't you?
PEDO SMILE!
Энхчим?г?? Үн?н?? х?л
pedo face d:
nesse carnaval voc&#234; vai ver a mangueira entrar?
HANDCUFFS
Aw Shucks No
You're Jealous Aren't You?
CTRL + sHIFT + N IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
VAI TU 
Went on a Cruise Every deck was the poopdeck
peeking in to every room looking for spanish
maybe we can work out some kind of deal
VOY A SEMUC ...CON TACUCHE Y CORBATA
i will f*ing bury you!!!
WANNA BE MY GIRLFRIEN? I DIDN'T PUT THE D COZ U WILL GET THAT LATER
I'VE NEVER SEEN A GUY FIX THE PIPE
i've never seen a guy fix the pipes
just made lemon snowcones if you know what i mean
THE LOOK I GIVE  AFTER I FINISH A HAIRCUT
those nachos dont come out without a messy fight if ya know what i mean
If I said you had a beautiful body
thank you for listening any questions?
I once butt headed the queen  And I'm beStfrienDs with a stuffed tEDdy beaR.  What's your excuse?
She wants the d... Decal for her mac
CAn you smell the bean or my fart
i just finished making a cigar if you know what i mean
EXCUSE ME ELIZABETH WOULD YOU FANCY A BACHATA?
SORRY FOR PARTY ROCKING
If ya know what I mean
I hate it when i blow dirt in my pants
YOU WANNA MEET UP? SURE
mmhm
hey
I didn't fogot
Go to strabane academy? you may know geogina
IT'S MATCHDAY
if you know what i mean
I AM GAY
looking forward to  the shades of emma Watson
up your protein intake if you know what i mean
I HEARD YOU LIKE BAD BOYS DON'T MEAN TO BRAG BUT WHEN DISNEY TELLS ME TO GET A PARENTS PERMISSION.. I DON'T!
The face you make at your crush when you are imagining them asking you out
ITS NOT HOW BIG THE BUSH LOOK ITS WHATS INSIDE THE BUSH IF YOU KNO WHAT I MEAN
I LIKE POTATOES
ive got a present for you  its in my pants
THEY CALL ME TRIPODE IF U KNOW WHAT I MEAN...
not wearing pants
no mam not my fault
HOJE H&#193; CASA DOS SEGREDOS
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
hI BIG GIRL FANCY SOME SONIC
PERVY SMILE  KIM HE'S PERFECT FOR YOU
HEY THERE  SEXY
spiderman isnt the only one who gets his hand sticky after using the web all day  if you know what i mean
I KNOW
tHAT SMELL iT'S ME
I CALLED IN A MORTAR STRIKE ON THE DROP ZONE IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN
What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them
do i look like i use final cut?
when i check my likes you never there so when you post shit i never care
gonna go to the gym as your            new years resolution? talk to me in    MARCH tubby
I've been practicing my fingering Because your my next solo
So you talked with chaos for an hour I don't believe that's possible
YOUR FRENDS FACE WE UR CRUSH WALKS IN
csin&#225;lj mg ilyet ez joo?
they call me mr.bean but you can call me mr.bean
You'd like that wouldn't you?
Your face I like that shit
Hey laura im comin to get ya
hey bean girl back it up
queres vir dar uma volta if you know what i mean
HEY BABY I LIKE THE LOOK OF YOU'RE ASS
WHAT U LOOKING AT
KONNA &#196;L&#196; NYT VIITI
IF YOUR READING THIS YOUR MY NEW BOYFRIEND!
now come to papa if you know what i mean
guess where i  put teddy?
123 easy as abc if you know what i mean
is she a diele cause he is a diele?
You sent me a picture of your cat And...
HOLA  GUAPA
hey i just met you.. and this is crazy.. but can i have your number.. so we can study the bible
beware  this man is a pervert
Don't liE.. You know I'm hilarious
I see what you did there
MEDUSA MAKES ME HARD IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
You can come in my bed if you know what I mean
ECHT WOAR? JOA
i ran the old airbox so everyone thought it was better
Will you be mine ?
wine for ur lova
ENTRA EN MI TROCA KEVIN
The engineering building isn't the only big thing in uno if you know what i mean
HELLO LET ME ATTRACT YOU WITH MY EYEBROWS
HELLO  BABE
WOT?
So
بالله جد؟؟؟
Ți-am spus ca se califica steaua!
HEY BABE U ROOT

HEY MATE
OOOOOO SEXY
teacher says to me look at your gf like this
HI  KIDS
YOU KNOW THAT DEEP INSIDE YOU LOVE ME
your face after finally getting a hot women's pants off
Clearly you haven't understood my incredibly witty remark or you would have clicked Like and profusely added LOL and HAHAHA in all caps
F IS For friends who do stuff together if you know what i mean
GRACIAS
Deeerrrr. Hhiiimmmm Tuuuuhtggg noookju
SO THIS GUY DANIEL WAHHAB  HE LOOKS JUST LIKE ME
jis ne tik ant gitaros joja if u know what i mean
so how about them memes you should major in meme-ology
baksos mesin 2011 di pangli loh wanna join?
hi i would like one krabby patty with extra beans if you know what i mean. you hate spongebob dont you squidard
MY REACTION WHEN YOU SAY ND WILL BEAT THE SEC CHAMPS
When you see someone wearing socks washing the toilet you know its my roommate
The way Kieran looks at you  When you make a meme
kfc isn't the onlyy thing ryans fat wife will be chewing on.. if you know what i mean
my right arm is allot stronger than my left arm
I saw something if you know what I mean
HELLO KITTY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MIKE HOPE ALL YOUR WILDEST DREAMS COME TRUE.
i have a yellow car
when u say am a muslim that face you make
HEY BABE LETS DO THE MR BEAN DANCE
HEY KID  COME IN MY WHITE VAN
IM SPECIAL IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN...
THAT LOOK YOU GIVE YOUR FRIEND WHEN YOU CAN CHOSE YOUR SEATS IN CLASS
The moment you realize you passed more than gas this time
I HEAR IT'S GONNA BE COLD  GONNA NEED SOMEONE'S BED TO STAY WARM
the face you make when you make millions of people laugh And you never really said a word
guess what? I'm here to stay
LEONEL NO ES POR NA PERO NO TE CREO
hee chica! dirty Doctor games??
HI THERE
Ohai
MY TROUSERS HAVE THREE LEGS  IF U NO WHAT I MEAN?!
MOST ELIGIBLE  BACHELOR 2013
HMMM MMMMAYBE!
YOU DIRTY  BOY
YUM  YUMMMMM
HOW YOU  DOIN?
D&#246;ner for the win.
I ka bo me kesh 3 gjenerata pa fol asni fjal respekt
the face ronan makes  when he sees grace woods
全自動燒烤阿樹一手包辦 ??五??大元
what if i told you I have bean in the matrix
I want to do Astaghfirullah THINGS TO YOU...
its me
HEY THERE  RHONDA
You really don't need that spectrometer to see my highest level of excitation
Learn word favicon use it in every conversation
Hehe If you know what i mean
Gets stuck in one of the physics problems calls it a thought provoking one.
SO YOU'RE SINGLE
What did the beersae? Oh... you meant the membranous sac with snovial fluid on the end of articulating bones. My bad.
everyone here has Iphones Ipads and Ipad minis And i'm here like         'well I've got a cat'
That Look U Give When THAT WHO NEW GIRL SITS NEXT TO YOU 'HOW Do U DO?'
Reading.  You thought you were going to win. Didn't you.
who knows
I FOUND THESE PILLS IN GIRLFRIENDS CUPBOARD NOW MY FACE RETARDED
HELLO YOU HUYS
I used to be friends with jimmy saville ... till he touched me
Talk to linus brunnstr&#246;m they said.. it will be fun they said....
its in my sock drawer if you know what i mean
I SEE YOU LUKE
MI# If u know What i mean
nucleair power? haa!
Did you hit it raw
I AM A  SEXY BEAST
WHY YOU NO  LIKE ME ????
Mikii Yung totoo?
SEE CUTE GUY SMILES AT YOU SMILE BACK WITH THIS FACE
I like the way you're looking at me
OOPS!
I LIKE YOUR  BIKINI
That face your friends give you When someone who doesn't like you walks in a room
THAT FACE U GET WHEN  U SEE YOUR CRUSH
iye ke awak nak kenal dengan saya?saya malu laaa... sebab saya hensem taw
I want to lick your eyeballs so I can taste your dreams
YEA GURL YOU LIKE DAT
i don't go to volleyball games to actually watch the game if you know what i mean
Want to see My binders full of women?
hmmm...
I PET HER CAT IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
PAIDI.
So long gay boys!!!!!!!!!!!
she tooted
hmmm
EY MEISJE ZEG WOLLAH JIJ VINDT MIJ NIET ZWAAR LEKKER?
IM BAKHAIT THE AWESOME LAO BAN
IK HEB EEN NIEUWE STROPDAS
How About us tonight? if you know that i MEAN
hELLO LADIES I HAVE 600 HOURS PLAYED ON TF2
Confidence Exemplified
why so serious?
i think someone is telling porrkiees
MY BATTERIES 69% IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
Let's join Chemistry Club if you know what I mean
You say your cavalier can beat my honda?
the look that arsene wenger gives you... when you join arsenal fc's youth academy
DO YOU EVEN LIFT BRO?
9 1/2. weeks if you know what i mean
the human body has 206 bones When i'm with you i have 207
COME INTO MY VAN I HAVE COOKIES
PUTA Q ES PLANA LA MISS DENISE
SOY SEXY  Y TU LO SABES
ermahgerd! I cermmed in yer bert!
I'VE GOT A NEW TROLL FACE AHAHAHA ME A GUINEAS
from nothing to something the art of fap
HEy bud... Are you thinking what I'm thinking
mad about cyberlaw 2012? I know why
mrs. vb's question asking face
hey ladies i'm single
IF I TOLD YOU THAT YOU HAVE A GREAT BODY WOULD YOU HOLD IT AGAINST ME?
MISHI MOSH MOSHISH MOOSH
the look you get on your face when everything balances in all your financial statements
i dont like your pants  if you now what i mean
THIS LOOK... YOU KNOW SHIT BE HAPPENING
Happy Birthday hOLLY.... hAVE A GREAT DAY ....TAKE CARE sHELLEY
Teacher says pick a partner i look at you like this
i'm happy today
BULLDOGS LOST  THAT'S MAKE UP AN EXCUSE
.  .
MA&#209;ANA SE LO COBRO  MAS CARO !!
DId you really think you caught it
offer her your seat better view of cleavage
good call refs ...indeed
kiwi teacher says six sounds like sex
i had a great time last night if you know what i mean
SEX
STEVE MC WHO??? LOOKS LIKE YOUR BUNS SWOLLEN CHRIS! HAPPY FACE
U KNOW U WANT TO
LIKE IF YOU WATCH MR BEAN
OH YES  I DID
JKt48 2nd generation ganbatte
you're 13 is it legal yet?
taschentuch verbrauch
HI  THERE
min far har brugt pcen i hele ugen jeg bruger den igen
I have fun sticks in my bag if you know what i mean
EATS LONGGANISA IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
cries about me not talking DOESN'T want to talk
God i forgot im gay... i look like a fish
i see you and i want you
ARE YOU SURE YOU DIDNT FART COS I SMELL IT
YEAH BABY YEAH!
HELLO LITTLE BOY  WHAT'S YOUR NAME
WEN SOMEBODY CALLS U PRETTY AND YOUR LIKE 'NO
THEY CALL ME MR BOOMBASTIC REALLY FANTASTIC
You don't touch the bean
We all have a friend that only gets called by their nickname It sounds weird to even say their real name
that face your friend gives you when you go to do a problem on the board and have an erection
Hella sneeze someone spots the booger on your sleeve
YOU KNOW U WANNA DROP THAT SOAP
your top half is nice but i'd like to get to know your bottom half better if you know what i mean
DON CA&#209;UELA DICE  ME ENCANTA EL BAILE
YEAH tISSUES OF FOR SNEEZE...
Yeah... tissues are for sneeze
cheeky
look at him
HEEY THERE LITTLE GIRL  WANT SOME CANDY MMMM
the face you make  when farting in public
Wait The Blue devils didn't win brass?
the beach!
no more tissue left and it's not because i have the flu
riddell revolution
IT'S THAT THREE WHEELED BLUE CAR AGAIN... YOU CAN RUN
Welcome to the internet if you know what i mean
THAT LOOK U GIVE YOUR FRIEND WHEN THE TEACHER SAYS FIND A PARTNER
mAtt see's a girl jacks off on the spot
HOW I LOOK WHEN A MATE IS TALKING TO HIS CRUSH
THE FACE YOUR FRIENDS MAKE... WHEN YOUR TEACHER ASKS YOU TO STAY AFTER CLASS
not sure if it's the song that i like or just the singer
So a black man's in the white house? How's that working out for ya?
that face when your friend look to your girlfriend
i don't actually believe that the laws of logic are true i just have to assume that they are
THAT LOOK U GIVE YOUR FRIEND WHEN THE TEACHER SAYS FIND A PARTNER
victoria's biggest secret? she voted for iman aleem
friend:the sky is blue mr bean: you don
instant  seduction
ENJOYS WALKING AROUND THE STORE IN THE WOMANS AISLE
KNOWS WHERE... ...THERE'S NO CAMERAS IN THE STORE
Do you smoke? Smoke what?
THAT FACE PEOPLE GIVE YOU WHEN YOU DONT VOTE OLA FOR MR. GRADY.
the face you get when you see miss green
Mr BEAN aaaaaahhhhh
my wife does 3 jobs if you know what i mean
SORRY
I'm Waiting
even if i  say please ?
Republicans must be pretty stupid Coz Only they believe jesus christ
The face your friend makes when Mr Berg walks into the room
Behem begoo... are you nashe?
Goes to the playground sees 12 year old
YOUR PRETTY
COME ON KIDDIES MY VAN IS AROUND THE BACK

SEX
BBBRRRR?
THERE GOES  MY SEXY TEACHER
Boobs are a sigN that men can concentrate on two things at once If you know what I mean
did someone say... russian whores
Getting out of bed Is the 2nd hardest thing in the morning
the face you pull when u have a boner
SWAG IS GAY IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
looks at girls in tights claims that its brain stimulating
the chamber of secrets has been opened
just finished to dl the movie if you know what i mean
They didnt hear it But I think they got my Drift
the sun wasnt the only thing that rose up this morning if u know what i mean
SOmebody's telling porky pies
ONE PILL MAKES YOU HARDer
yes there is  a banana in my pocket
Does your dad own a race track? because you have some nice curves
is your dad a farmer? Cause you've grown some nice melons
ayeee ....
Thats Right Listen to the Master!
HOW PHOTOGRAPHERS MAY SEE IT
i had a flopy disk now i got a hard drive
waking up was the secon hardest thing this morning if u know what i mean
waking up is the second hardest thing this morning if u know what i mean
hey Katman digging the beard
Honest officer I have no drugs Or do I?
I just farted taste my breeze
was'nt me
so i hear.. you like call of duty eyy?
this is what a Sociopath looks like
hehe
stop making things hard for me. if you know what i mean...
hey sweetie  wanna go somewhere ? 
mandi mos deshe te me thuash .... qe ti nuk ke te me japesh 200 euro borxh?!!
aram og  norbert er  et bra  team if  you know what  i mean
oh hey i saw you from across the dance hall
Dancing is the art of getting your feet out of the way faster than your partner can step on them
I'm too sexy  for my pants
Guess who'll pick up that tag me....Phuong Bui
lahcen ! i see what you did there
this face will get you laid
best thing about 22 year olds? there's 20 of them hmmm
THUG LIFE
that face mr bereznai gives you  when you eat a banana
This is not the only big package i have if you know what i mean
OH YES
Its too hot... if you know what i mean
take a dump they say not gonna hurt they say
The face your friend gives you when you leave the party with a chick
if you kow What i mean
mrs.BEAN LOVES MY BEANS AND I LOVE BREAKFAST TOO
Network admins don't often work but when they do
a boy's face would had been better she said
Take 5 SHits a Day At Work 'im the hardest worker'
I'V GOT FREE CANDY if you know what i mean
not sure if she actually wants mcdonalds or just want to get in my pants
mmmmmm i like forgiveness mmmmmmm forgiveness
twins!! if you know what i mean
Hi Serge... You're a homo
Your butthole I wanna lick it
you ben all the way down if you know what i mean
smell my fart yet?
SHOW ME YOUR ASS LADIES
My Little Brother watches a kid channel called the hub I Watch the other hub everyday
the look you give to your friend when their crush walks into a room
Did you say... pickle tickle?
ctrl-shift-n if you know what i mean.
*checks out girls* eyyyyy more trucks
A lot of talk About the POTUS and SCOTUS I'm just glad there will be Healthcare to protect my SCROTUS
E ka patellxhanin ti mabi? if u know what i mean
whats so funny?
sex pistlos if you know what i mean
NO JUST NO
Well she was just seventeen if you know what I mean
CAN YOU BLOW MY  WHISTLE BABY
the new agent for alex 'bore draw' mcleish
Sup Girl
gumka pękła powiadasz
complain about league of legends burst plays annie
Fail Bro.
hmmmm indeed she is preety
Are you sure that england can win tonight? balotelli will beat you england !!
fffrrrrtttt excuse me
'I'm Gay' I Know...
which is less SUSPICIOUS ice cream truck or candy store?
My face when someone says ''free hugs''
How's it hanging? loose?
what did you do? nothing
my homies always feel so flushed
i want to eat you  if you know what i mean
i just let the little blue three wheeled car get crushed by a tank. shhhhhh
my face when girls talk about british accents
school is over... if  you know what i mean
i saw my nabours bush today if you know what i mean
.........Safety.........
would you like me to wake you up for fajr?
selena y u so gay ?
Searching rosanna with big pokballs and no high grass if you know
You say you're leet hacker? i think not.
U TIGHT
DID I SEE WHAT YOU THERE DID?
the face you get when your freind looks at your browser history
this is the 16 year old girl you just had cyber sex with
sorry i just got back from vaktovia
THat face mli kat 7ze9 west jma3a
IM THINKING DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MY DOG
THIS IS THE WAY I LOOK WHEN GIRLS WHERE HOLLISTER PANTS
i spoon while i fork if you know what i mean
luke  i am your father
I'm watching you and  i see you completed the mission
pleased to meat you if you know what i mean
i have  a wicked boner right now
that face you get from friends... when the boy you like walks by
Happy birthday time to unwrap ur wand
so call me maybe ;)
The only thing you can do efficiently is sleep
You mad bro?
Women first isn't that right gentleman?
turn around  uh saw the girl you liked
the name is Cesenas Brandon Cesenas
Farted In Class No One Heard
Can you guess Who likes the rangers?
Hey
i see u creepin cuz i am too
i dropped a sausage in the sink if you know what i mean
OH YES
'that's what'-She if you know what I mean
just wanted to say... happy mother's  day!!!
I know you like me
While Counting: 67 ._.
I know you want me I know I want ya
B&#225; Dum Tssssssssss
hey you u dont like to txt me??
shall we shag now or shall we shag latter
well  then
I'll show you my Canadian bacon
Claire Liew I am watching you
DIS MA... PEDO FACE
Say little boy. . . Would you like some candy
I heard your dads not a vegitarian if you know what I mean
I heard your sister likes sushi if you know what I Mean
U have always known  what i meant
varm omtanke? yes please
I became famous without saying a word U mad ?
the face you get from a friend when talking to ur GF
Farts in house blames it on dog
THAT LOOK WHEN  YOU SEE A HANDSOME GUY ON TV
sees you account hacks it
GORGEOUS I AM
you can play mu claronette any time if you know what i mean
do your legs hurt? from running through my dreams all night
you listen to lmfao you must work out
The second hardest thing in the morning is to wake up If you know what i mean
my flexible friend
hello ladies... i have a hand grenade flavored condom
Thats not a Crease in my trousers
Face your bridesmaids make when you say yes to the wrong dress
That face you get from friends.... When you're cosplaying at supernova
are you a parking ticket? cuz you have 'fine' written all over you
nice shirt it would look great on my floor
do you have a quarter? so i can call your mom and thank her
you want a bite of my banana? if you know what i bean
mind if i batter dip the corn dog if you know what i bean
sorry about that
sorry i'm late i was exercising the demons if you know what i bean
i'll be back shortly i have to release the chocolate hostages if you know what i bean
brb gotta go fertilize the ferns if you know what i bean
hey there baby does the carpet match the drapes? if you know what i bean
happy thanksgiving. wanna help me stuff the turkey? if you know what i bean
i'm not the only thing that's up in the morning if you know what i bean
making donuts - my dough is starting to rise if you know what i bean
you want some more icing on your pie? if you know what i bean
i placed first in a pie-eating contest if you know what i bean
brb i gotta go drop my kids off at the pool if you know what i mean
why don't you come on over and help my peel my potatoes if you know what i mean
brb i gotta go down below deck if you know what i mean
$100 for seo your links are in mandarin chinese
You  Dig?
id like some more cream in my coffee if you know what i mean
goes to hot dog stand: I'd like a foot-long if you know what i mean
I know what u did there
That look laptop engineers give you when you get the cheap graphics card
I'd like to share a room If you know what I mean
TOLD YA I COULD MAKE MY FOREHEAD THE OCEAN watch what happens when i wiggle my eyebrows...
I like Ugly Bananas
that face your freind gives you when your crush into the room
GREAT MAKE UP
that look you give to your mate when you see oxlade chamberlain coming off the bench
TALLEST TOWER IN THE WORLD! IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
The face that the lakers make When Shaq finally makes a free throw.
about to watch a montage of silent films puts on headphones
That look you give a horse when you really want it
that face you make when you realize  all the doors are glued shut
900 pounds? damn girl
Thinks daughter is still 'his little girl' she rips huge fart in front of you and is proud of it.
OHH a topless beach... Ohhhh... Ohhhh... Pee wee herman was rite about this jack off thing
SO... Watcha doin?
I me gusta-d before ragestache
Well... Hello there
Beau cul
it's national crush day this face is acceptable
Did somebody say... gouch tickling?
Mr. Paluch gives you that wink on thurdsay for friday's surprise quiz
board exam if you know what i mean
Your friend sees your crush and looks at you like this
Some Times' i don't wash my hands after toilet... Problem?
Would you like me to wake you up for fajr?
doesn't spit or swallow saves.
Your facebook says 'happy independence day' are you breaking up with me?
he said beside me his only hobby are memes ...so i became one
i looked at your pokemon game and released all the females
you blinked Don't want to see me anymore?
I Traded in your iphone 4s for a iphone 4 I dont want you talking to siri
suggests that you use the pull out method holds you in
DATES TED MOSBY SAYS I LOVE YOU FIRST
I'M JEALOUS OF YOUR MUM SHE HAD YOU INSIDE HER FOR 9 MONTHS
Favorite MW3 Perk: Stalker
I have tampons with your name on it So you are always inside me!
You were in the bathroom for 5 minutes who is she?
I had a dream we broke up and i killed you and your family lol
Wow you're breathing? It's like We totally share the same interests!
you like candy? i changed my name to candy
remember that used condom that you tied up and threw in the garbage? well
HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY  BUT IF YOU DON'T DATE ME I'LL SAY U RAPED ME
i tried to call you but a woman answered and said 'your call cannot be completed as dialed.' who is she?
i killed your mom  so now you can only love me
You're playing skyrim again? so who's lydia?!?
I gave you herpes Now we can only sleep with eachother
why dont you mention me in your job application?
You said you want to have a threesome so i made a clone of myself
I found your condoms and put holes in them
I've been practicing my signature  with your last name for when we get married
TAKES PREGNANCY TEST DRAWS THE SECOND BAR
i was just looking through your iphone... who's siri?
I STOPPED BLINKING SO I WOULD ALWAYS SEE YOU
IF YOU READ THIS TEXT WE'RE IN RELATIONSHIP NOW
oh good you're finally awake i had to tie you up because you keep trying to escape for some reason
Why did you buy me taylor swift perfume? you're thinking of her aren't you
why are you late for our date? my gps tracker shows you could have been here 12.4 seconds ago
I put the sensual  In nonconsensual
Why does your chat status say you're available
I PURPOSELY DISMANTLED YOUR SHOWER! I'LL CLEAN YOU WITH MY TONGUE FROM NOW ON!
some girl liked your status so i did you a favor and blocked her
I remember when i first met you. it was two years before you met me
Hey I just met you and this is crazy but i'm already pregnant with your baby
don't masturbate i don't want you wasting our babies
i think you should meet my parents i'll take you to their graves tonight
when we get married our cats can get married too
Just because you don't know you're my boyfriend doesn't mean you can sleep around
from now on introduce me as your soul mate
Makes reservations for 1st date her first name
your mother asked me when we were going to have our first baby in eight months
i see you love your mom so i changed my name to 'mom'
Just because you broke up with me doesn't mean I broke up with you
meets you at moms funeral
Guess what? the restraining order just expired
That girl is your science partner? Cool Story
You're getting a new TATTOO? Can i be in it?
Your cute while you sleep! Not living together
'My Documents'? more like 'our documents'
Throw your medication away
i murdered both of our families now we can spend the holidays just with each other
Your voicemail was full so i got you a new phone
google maps says it only take 10 min you took 12 who is she?
forgot to tell you i stopped taking the pill Happy Fathers day!!!
you were jerking off without me? I'm gonna cut off your hand
studying for finals? seems like everything is more important than me
great first date. let's make wedding plans
YOUR ROOM LOOKS DIFFERENT  THROUGH BINOCULARS
'That's what she said!' Who is SHE???
hey i just met you
weeping angels move? never noticed!
i don't like when you talk to other women i don't care if she's your grandma
closes the bathroom door who is in there with you?
you blinked do you not want to see me anymore?
Asks you to sigN something adoption papers
sure
oh
That's what she said Who's she!?
you better not dump me like forever alone did
Did you enjoy the sandwich? A part of me is now allways inside you
i think i might like you you have no choice
i heard a girl's voice in the background how long have you been sleeping together
is there something in my eyes? take your time. i don't need to blink.
i found a great place for our grave plots
Why don't we go back to my place? and never leave
Lots of birthday wishes on your fb wall unfriend them if you love me
I'm like a candle forget about me and i will burn your house down
you  friended me on faebook? my mom can't wait to meet you!
a girl commented on your status how long have you been cheating with her?
roses are red
replaced all of your itunes songs with ones made by me to make sure you'll never forget my voice
what happen to my last boyfriend? why? what have you heard?  did they find something?
Stockholm Syndrome... Is just what other people will call our love
Get my own toothbrush? you don't love me?
Find overly attached girlfriend meme on boyfriend's computer asks who's this girl
I swapped our driver licenses so we can always be together
i had a dream you talked to another girl i am so mad at you
You want to see other people? How about Saint Peter?
You're leaving early?! Who is she?!
I don't think of us as 'Not Yet Engaged' I think of us as 'unofficially Married'
I Tried reading your email but you changed your password?
since I don't have balls your balls are our balls
you were with your mom last night? 	i thought you loved me
you have aids? great we can die together
Sends text message  No reply in 10mins
Doesn't spit or swallow saves
she sells sea shells by the sea shore who is she and why are you buying her shells!?
Its time for me to 'ride' you again
not sure if we'll end up together? a baby should change that.
I FRAMED You FOr MuRDER So I'll always know where to find you
siri and the voice on the gps in your car are computers you say no seriously
acts like a creepy stalker for one guy millions of guys creepily stalk her
i dont want to pressure you but if you leave me ill kill myself
Steals condoms out of your trash can Having your baby whether you like iT or not
threesome? I SHALL CLONE MYSELF
mom calling? but i'm the only mom that you'll ever have with your children.
I CHANGED MY LAST NAME TO YOURS WE CAN GET MARRIED TOMORROW
Your cousin is hot I want you to stay away from her
DONATES BLOOD TO HIM 'CAN YOU FEEL ME INSIDE YOU '
i threw away all your clothes  and got us matching sets
ignoring me? see the super bowl? i did that
do you remember the last time you saw your ex? i don't
sounded like you were jackin so here i am
stalk? i prefer to think of it as 'following from a reasonably uncomfortable distance'
i see you play skyrim so i changed my name to 'lydia'
did you hear that? we both farted at the same time
I do He does
I CHANGED THE VOICE ON YOUR SAT-NAV i DIDN't WANT ANOTHER GIRL TELLING YOU WHAT TO DO
I'LL LET YOU COUNT ALL OF MY SILVER FILLINGS! YOUR EX TOTALLY WOULDN'T LET YOU DO THAT!
I just met you
I wish you became an animal so i could keep you in my garden forever
i noticed you gave the salvation army woman a dollar how long has this affair been going on?
YOU  BROKE UP WITH ME BUT I HAVENT BROKE UP WITH YOU
you love me but you just don't know it yet
is a terminator sent back in time to kill you malfunctions...
said you'd only date me if i were last girl on earth so i killed everyone
i read something interesting today your post history
I WILL FEED YOU UNTIL YOU'RE FAT AND I'M THE ONLY GIRL WHO LOVES YOU
i bet you built your house there just so i can stare in your bedroom window
we've known eachother almost a week It's time we talked about marriage and kids
why pull out? wanna break up with me?
you don't want me to be your girlfriend anymore? of course i'll marry you!
I'm so glad you stayed are the ropes too tight?
i want our house to be small and open concept so i can see you all the time!!!!!!
when you go out for shopping i don't want you talking with salesgirls
you're breaking up with me? my knife says otherwise
you can't simply 'get out' of this relationship
what's your last name? so when we get married i'll know what to change it to.
honey
You're the only guy in your class? i don't care if you're about to graduate. You're quitting the program.
Why don't you text me when i'm sleeping
...the puppy? oh
I admit it I would not mind if this girl was attached to me
Yes I'm pregnant Now give me your paycheck
you say 'merry christmas' She finds christmas and kills her
don't unplug your tub after you bathe I want to drink all of the 'you Soup' I can get
Claims to always end up with psycho's Most psychotic bitch on the entire planet
Where were you last night? I lost my grip of your tailgate after 5 miles
if you're going straight home  why do you need to shower
every breath you take ill be watching you
I like to masturbate while watching you sleep.
Loves Boyfriend An Hour After they Started Dating
what roofie?
For our first date Lets pick out gravestones
great first date. My uhaul's parked outside
Who is carly rae jepsen And why does she want you to call her
god knows what you'Re doing when you're away my name is god
really you should DRINK THE PUNCH
i told your sister 'back off he's mine!'
SPEAKS TO YOU IN THE SUPERMARKET FIRST DATE
i'm gonna shrink you down and keep you inside of my mouth forever!
if i became a zombie you'd stay with me
posts 'I love you' on Facebook from your account
call me crazy all you want as long as you only call me
Fingerprint lock ?? Now I need one of your fingers
I just know everything about you
I am emailing you again to APOLOGIZE for all my emails  because i love you sooo much!
I HAVE PICTURES OF YOU IN EVERY OUTFIT IN CASE YOU CAN'T DECIDE
SO YOU SAY YOURE COMING HOME SOON? IM ALREADY AT THE AIRPORT
Why Do i think you are a part of me? Pube sandwIch
of course i broke in silly you didn't return my text or voice mail
surprise! i'm here too!  oh i was hiding in the back seat
EVERYTIME I HOLD YOUR BALLS ITS LIKE IM HOLDING OUR BABIES
Gonna tell the gravedigger that he better dig two
I READ YOUR history WHO IS man ?
GO TO SLEEP
called off the mayan apacolypse so we could spend more time together
I'LL NEVER LET YOU FORGET ME EVER
i've been looking everywhere for you   and who the hell is this
Found out she's not pregnant still wants to keep it
females who like you mysteriously disappear yeah baby that is strange
sorry i got you fired now you have to move in with me
i'm on birth control so
Favorite Romantic movie? MISERY
forgot your password  not to worry i have it
your skin is so soft I wish i could wear it like a sleeping bag
bad news: your roommate is dead Good News: Now we can move in together!
ILOVEYOU I WROTE IT WITH NO SPACES CAUSE THERE'S NO ROOM FOR ANYONE TO COME BETWEEN
BOYFRIEND BREAKS HER HEART SHE BREAKS HIS 206 BONES
Get Me pregnant so when you go to college
i sold all your zelda games  beacause i dont want you chasing other girls
i murdered overly attached girlfriend 1 now you can only have me
i've been reading fifty shades of grey you can be ana
I was looking through your phone Who's mom!?!?!
'HI'? WHAT'S HAPPENED TO US?
YOU SEEM TO MENTION THAT 'GOD' TOO MUCH MAKES YOU HAPPIER THAN I DO?
I ran into your ex today. Don't think you're going to pull that shit with me.
I swear
WHAT WHERE YOU ABOUT TO SAY? I SAW YOU WRITING A MESSAGE
DID YOU JUST FART? ME TOO!!!
we're going to live together and you will love it!!!
iF i WAS A GUY yOU WOULD HAVE BECOME GAY FOR ME
I deleted your porn collection I'll do all the porn you want
ONE day you're going to love me
i want you all to myself let's move to maine to be alone together forever
Will you be my boyfriend? Blink for yes. Lick your elbow for no.
i like watching you fap oh i hide in your closet silly
but why did you pull out last night
you didnt wanted a girlfriend so i had a sex change operation
I LIKE YOU  CAN I PUT YOU IN MY BOX
MY LOVE FOR YOU IS LIKE A CANDLE IF YOU FORGET ME YOUR HOUSE WILL BURN DOWN
nothing says i'd like you to stay like rope.
Your semen isn't thick who's this other girl?
I'm going to become a taxidermist so i can stuff you when you die
Loves you until the very end digs you up
YOU ATE AT WENDY'S YESTERDAY WHO'S WENDY?
I WENT ON YOUR FACEBOOK AND UNFRIENDED ALL OF THE FEMALES
i got the key from your landlord don't worry baby in 24 hours he'll be fine
friends with BENEFITS  eff that
thought you might be sleeping around so I told everyone you have an std
You were at work ? tomorrow i'll go with you
grabs your phone Changes all numbers to her own
I'm sorry i think it's immoral to have sex before you're locked in my basement and can never leave
Takes some Thyme Apart For A LOVE POtion
Here is your suicide pill in case i die
how many blowjobs do you want today?
SEES YOU HAVE A WIFE IN SKYRIM KILLS EVERYONE IN THE TOWN
now we are a couple i'm gonna lay some ground rules
SEES FEMALES ON YOUR FACEBOOK SENDS PIC OF HER WRISTS SLIT TO THEM ALL
USE CONDOM? YOU DON'T REALLY WANT TO BE WITH ME
Too early for marriage? we've being dating for 10 minutes!
you don't answer the phone i'll call 911.
i heard you were on Blue team
Meets the parents. Pretends to be normal They love Her.
Has key to your apartment Was never given key to your Apartment
I have nothing to offer but blood
i heard you think i'm crazy so i changed my name to crazy
untie you? promise not to run?
i deleted all your friends in your buddy list i'm the only buddy you need
god in heaven might be a woman? looks like you're not going
I'll just be here. ....watching you sleep.
If you loved me
Sooooo
I would take your smell And spray myself wIth it
Boyfriend uses toilet Never flushes it again
I saw your skype contact list and deleted all the females
Dont look at the text  LOOK AT ME!
.I.
Your free time is me time
DON'T WORRY ABOUT TOILET PAPER USE MY SHIRTS THEY LAST LONGER
don't you like this page it's the only page worth liking
I'll cut your internet connection so you'll never meet any other girl again
And you can count on me waiting for you in the parking lot
friends? what friends? i am all you need now
VOC&#202; &#201; TRIBUTO? ENT&#195;O QUAL O NOME DA M&#195;E DA KATNISS?
i wanted to be the only woman in his life so i kept his mom in my basement
WE should get our ears pierced And get them chained together
hey great news i hooked my mom up with your dad and we're coming with you
it's 3 am i know hey
how did i get up here i got a job as a window washer silly
you're going to canada  cool when do we leave
breaks up with boyfriend 'you belong to me forever
I'M SO JEALOUS OF YOUR MUM SHE HAD YOU INSIDE HER
my present is a custom vehicle plate  hisdikismy9
a female cop searched you?! who is she james?!
i stopped taking my medication i've never felt better!
you like hanging out with your friends all day? i thought i was your friend
If we had had unprotected sex the day we started going out our baby would be due today
I read something interesting tonight your facebook inbox
Get a girlfriend
YOU BLOCKED ME ON FACEBOOK AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO DIE
Does this towel smell like chloroform to you?
places your condom in her scrapbook
YOU ARE GOING TO BE A FATHER Happy fathers day
if you say 'love you mom' one more time
YOU LEFT YOUR PHONE AT HOME? why do you hate me?
He says he has to go home now limpet attack!
You said you'd text me back in a minute it's been one minute & .5 seconds. who is she?
I dont always stalk my boyfriend  But when i do it is because we were ment to be together
We don't have to talk i just like hearing you breathe
I HAVE A CONDOM ONLY RULE ON THE FIRST DATE. BUT WAIT TIL' WE GET TO DATE NUMBER TWO...
i just didnt text to see if you think about me and text first
did you know that... you don't drool when you sleep?
OBAAAMA OBAAAAMA #WTFU #tyranny
i'm your new boss i fired all the females
IF I STARE AT YOU LONG ENOUGH CAN I HAVE A PRETZEL?
You smell differently When you're awake
let's leave skype on so we can watch EACH-OTHER sleep
'cut and fit together' like a human centipede of love
who is this 'Mom' person? what's her adress?
Started dating 2 days ago Answers Text for you
Going as friends or date Is there a difference?
just making sure you're not avoiding me
I love you Huy
Remember what we did in september? I haven't washed or taken off your briefs since. Call me.
thinking of you... always
I want your babies So I poked a hole in the condom
i'm having jay carney's baby
I had a different name once it was forever alone
Tickets for the Packers game? I spent the money on something better
You like playing Left 4 Dead online? Only if I can be Zoey and you as Ellis will marry me
Clothes? But these ropes are all you need to wear now!
WHEN U WERE SLEEPING I PUT A GPS CHIP IN YOUR HEAD
I WANT US TO SPEND MORE TIME TOGETHER SO I BROKE YOUR PLAYSTATION
If you ever breakup with me i would be very sad then i would kill you
I'll kill you and then commit suicide so we can die together
Technology kills i can easily detect your lie
I TRADED UR IPHONE 4S FOR THE IPHONE 4 I DON'T WANT YOU TALKING TO SIRI
We'll have a great year won't we?
I dreamed you dated another girl I killed her
i got a you a custom vehicle plate  diktaken
i told your boss that you quit so you could spend all your time with me
i hacked your wiiu now you'll always see my face when you turn on your gamepad
oh you're asleep why didn't you text me back I HAD TO CARRY THIS LADDER ALL OF THE WAY OVER HERE
I MISSED YOU DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IS WAS TO SNEAK PASS SECURITY
I DIDN'T SEE THAT CAT I RAN OVER IT ON MY SCOOTER
come at me bro watch this baby i got this
i want to kill you so i can keep you all to myself
donate or you'll find me at the bottom of your bed
who is terra? and why is she in your final fantasy?
i killed our ex girlfriend when she moved to japan just in case you got any ideas
you were sleeping for 8 hours were you dreaming of me?
PLAYS SLENDER STALKS SLENDER MAN
YOU SAID HI TO THAT GIRL ARE WE BREAKING UP ?
You sent me a Wink My U-Haul is out front!
I wish I was your socks so I could be with you every step of the way!
there's a new UPDATE ON FACEBOOK Now i can see your private messages
i let you see under my magic underwear now we're together for ever and ever and ever
dont ask me  you know ill be back
I DELETED YOUR TWITTER ACCOUNT  DIDN'T WANT ANY OTHER GIRLS FOLLOWING YOU
Don't bother telling me where you are. I put a tracking device in your phone.  And each arm
who's this 'meme' and why are you always on her website?
plays your character in the sims kills all the girls in the neighbourhood
I had a dream you cheated on me So i killed your puppy
YOUR MANAGER CALLED DON'T WORRY I TOOK CARE OF HER.
who was that guy you were talking to? so you're gay now?!
IT'S A TRAP!
SWAPPED YOUR IPHONE 4S FOR AN IPHONE 4 YOU WERE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME TALKING TO SIRI NOT ME
you never want to see me again? becomes meme
im not your stalker just wannabe around you 24/7
i became a weeping angel so you always have to look at me
borrows your phone activates gps tracker
I saw your history on the internet Who IS Lara Croft ?
i had a dream that you broke up with me and i murdered you with an axe
You need space when taking a shit?
You're sweating who is she?
I Promise I'm Not pregnant
YOU LOOK DIFFERENT THROUGH BINOCULARS
Who's Billie jean? And why does she say you're 'the one?'
watching walking dead hey if you get infected you can bite me
Oh you have a buisness lunch? Where? So I can sit in the corner and spy on you
I wish all our friends and family were dead so it would just be us forever
You came home drunk Tell me how many womens asses you fondled and can I smell your hands
I farted in your pillow so you can smell me at night
Soo
SAID HE'LL BE BACK IN 30 MIN ITS BEEN 31 MINUTES.
gets poked on facebook Now I'm pregnant
meets you only once immediately sends facebook friend request
OMG he rented the Ring I think he's gonna propose
OMG Your roomate mysteriously vanished? My lease is up tomorrow lets move in together!
I Totally get Lorena Bobbitt
stalks boyfriend forces him into bdsm positions
happy b-day! it's a van gogh cake! btw
Friends your family on facebook NEVER MET THEM
I just met you
i went through your music collection and threw out all the female artists
you can play final fantasy 3 But no terra
How could you cheat on me In my sims game?
Rita's?! WHO'S RITA?!
I'll vote for you and only you ever!
Would you be mad if i gave you hiv?
You've shaved!! Who did you see yesterday?
SHE LIKED YOUR FACEBOOK PHOTO? DELETE THE INTERNET
I love you so much that i would pee on you
i changed your relationship status to 'married forever.'
mum that's a weird thing to call your mistress
bORROWS YOUR PHONE yOU NO LONGER HAVE ANY FEMALE CONTACTS
not sure even during sex is he cheating on me
Boy friend says excuse me in club who is she?
Every meme... I Have read.
you said i love you 15 minutes ago and haven't said anything since are you breaking up with me?
Your profile picture is of a wedding? Who is she?
Rooted your Phone Knows you called the cops
The police have nothing on me
you forget to log out of facebook she deletes all of your girl friends
let's role play the movie misery i'll be annie wilkes
It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again
I read all the memes with my face on them i've read every single one
Last night I dreamt you ignored me to listen to TESd
you're leaving? let me go with you
i'm going to lick you!
I JUST MET YOU
if you not cheating why wont you let me install surveillance cameras in your house
You said you wanna be famous? I'll make myself more famous than you first
gets poked on facebook of course i'll marry you
friend has bachelor party is inside the cake
your gs3 has eye tracking? i taught it that
says she loves you never met before
Your going to the loo I'LL come with you
Oh I don't really care what you think as long as it's about me
I poked holes in your condoms because i knew you only bought them to make your mom happy
'That's what she said!' Who is she?
ASKS PERSISTANTLY IF YOU LOVE HER THE FIRST NIGHT YOU HAVE MET
I will kill everything you love
I wanted all your friends to know how much I love you So i posted this on your wall
TeLls you in her minD it is not considered stalking Because she already knows where you are going to bE...
'you're' gonna take a leak... you meant 'we'
YOU WANT TO TAKE A BREAK? HERE
says she loves you after 2 days
Breathe? but when will i have time to see you?
Broke up 4 months ago Gets mad at friends when they Hang out with him
You said you'd be home in 30 minutes
New female employee at your work... quit your job if you love me
spends 16 hours setting up fake ex-boyfriend profile google + takes it down in 5 minutes
szeksz
you said back in 5 minutes you were back in 6  whats her name?
they said im not a good girlfriend  now they are dead
I didn't get you muse tickets because i'm all you need
scratch your leg under the blanket 'are you masturbating?'
i made myself a meme so i can spend more time with you
i sell all your pc and consoles you play only with me
YOu blocked me on facebook and now your gunna die
When we get married Our cats can get married too
cant meet cause you have to study? its ok i will just sit there and watch you dont bother
all night i dream just about you and you?
Break up With Her Stalks You until Your 40
Happy birthday just so everyone knows im back
so i was just thinking babe that we could just hang out today
where are you
finally deleted mum of fb cause shes an idiot
empresta-me o telemovl eu nao vejo as tuas mensagens Quem  a Laura? Hospital? Barcos? Brenos? 5 anos!
Hey
Overly attached Coworker
thanks for letting me use your car the gear stick was amazing
Alright
hi katie. I just ate a bunch of shrooms and wanna go for a walk but who couldnt tell I was on shroons right now
I CAME
The look on her face when she bumps into me... and realize im just built like this.... #Wurkkk
gone for 2 hours? Are you cheating on me?
a SOCIOPATH? wHAT IS THAT? aNYWAY i AM GONNA PAINT THIS ROOM RED WITH YOUR BLOOD!
HAPPY? WHO THE HELL IS HAPPY YOU FURFAG!
WHY DO YOU KEEP IGNORING ME? wHAT? yOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!?
i gave you a boner can i have it back
When I die I'm Taking you with me  so that we can be together forever !
i saw you talking to that other girl so i killed her
omg THAT IS SO TRUE
Ich Kacke 7 mal am Tag
This is the face we make When we get your film submission
it's your 3 year waggeversary
I miss you already
Oh you posted again like like like like like
Guess who's pregnant with emotion from all the creepy murder memes you've been sending her
DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY CONTROLLER MOD? Please let me know when you're interested
i don't like it when you finish first. So from now on
knowing you're likely gawking out the windows at *other girls* while i'm at work was upsetting me. so
Watched you walk into McDonalds with another women laughed as you ate your life away
Bubble wrap inserts? I can give you those!
HAS OWN MUMBLE SERVER COMES TO zDark mumble server
boyfriend gone less than 24 hours Writes 500 word email about how much she misses him
ties you to bed with diaper on! spanks messy diaper all day
im not creepy i just want to KNOW WERE YOU LIVE AND HOW OLD YOU ARE...
overly attached moonlight 'it's ok even if you are giulty '
nobody wants ugly more for me
Lets build your coffin together
our date was for 8:00. you're 10 seconds late who is she?
Who's texting us babe?
WANNA PLAY HOCKEY!?
New Marketing Director? Let Me Read ALL The Profiles...
So you unsubscribed? here is another email with a link for you to subscribe back
I changed my name to Jen just to be like you.
Why is she your friend? I'm your only girlfriend
asks to play your candy crush goes thru your friends list deleting girls that intimidate her
If you go to   Rippin Gears I will love you forever!!!
You kissed your ex gf i cant believe you cheated on me before we met.
I Hear You Have An  Assistant Store Leader Position
I renamed all my TAMPONS..I call them Josh Now you can be inside me even on my worst day.
When I'm a bit down
THEY CAN NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER... TEAR US APART!!
my cat is our child
Едно ОТ ДЕЦ?Т? ?И ще ?е казва така
I can take 'no' for an answer ApriL fools!
getting closer to level 69
That kind of enthusiasiam could re-ignite my faith in humanity
bend over
The best valentines day gift? Five straight minutes of staring into eachother's eyes
that was a great first date! i'd really like to see you again by the way
i'll be right here waiting
i LOVE YOU 4EVER lET'S SWAP KIDNEYS
Gets asked out by a guy  plans out life with him in the next 10 days
Oh my god - quick… post something so i can like it
No problem if you have to go to war  I keep a bottle of your seeds
Did you say broken build?
you tagged my boyfriend in a photo? stop flirting with him
i wanted your baby so i said i was pregnant so you can impregnate me
I'm stealing your debit card So you can't live without me
You're going somewhere on campus? turns on eagle eye live feed!
My farts are starting to smell like yours isn't that romantic
Sends you friend requests Accepts them for you
you might as well delete all the girls on your facebook because i just killed all of them
Comments on a pic buried deep in facebook To create a convo
You're going to play with yourself Make sure it's on camera
Sleepy? Do you not like my lectures on our history?
this grass outside your window made me think of you.
don't worry your nsa photos are safe with me
when your crush is complaining about not having a valentine girl im right here
I hope you don't mind
You didn't return MY 426 messages i know you're not cheating though I've been watching you all day
Oh. You hung up on me? ✂?
First Date 'are you leaving me?'
Roses are red
'you have to wear a fake wedding band when you go out that way no other girls talk to you'
Hey octopus Want to tentacle rape me ?
I'VE BLOCKED ALL YOUR FAVOURITE WEBSITES BECAUSE ALL YOU NEED IS JOBB&#214;RSE
Can you bring one of your old t-shirts? so i can sleep in it after you leave
Why can't you be a doctor without learning pelvic exams?
I'm so lonely after killing you for snoring
when you fall asleep im going to lick your nostril inside
Adorm cu perna ta beau din cana ta
I sniff everyday on your socks you forgot until the scent wears off
you answered the support line let's be friends
I want to castrate you and nail your penis to my wall we will be together forever
my sweater smells like you
i CALLED YOU WHEN YOU WERE TAKING A NAP OBVIOUSLY YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME.
the way i imagine you must be real!
my pajama smells of you i'll never wash it up again
Keep that up and you'll never fap again
how about a 24 hour BJ??
oh
if i see you talking to her again i'll smear dog shit on your car
IF WE EVER BREAK UP I WILL PEEL YOU
what's the matter? Don't you guys miss me too? ya do
moves in with you before you start dating
i saw a freddy movie where people cut their eyelids off to keep from sleeping wouldn't that be a wonderful way for you to 'see me all the time'?
you need a prostate exam? I'm conflicted
you need help moving in i can help you. forever.
I checked your internet history and noticed you haven't visited 15:11 Project lately
I crushed on you 2 times b4 this time i crushed your legs so you can't get away
I GOT YOU A CALENDAR SO YOU CAN COUNT DOWN THE DAYS TO OUR WEDDING
The ropes? Oh I tied you to the bed like the guy in Se7en But unlike the movie
I heard you needed help So I gave you AIDS
He said i can pee on him when he dies Drive safe baby.
no i didn't drug you silly you tied yourself to my bed REMEMBER?
Let's play Left 4 Dead I'm Zoey
YAY I JUST STOLE YOUR FUCKING PASSWORD FOR WINDOWS 8 NOW WHO'S THE SLUT ON YOUR DESKTOP?
Yes honey I would love watching Pride and Prejudice You don't mind missing the Super Bowl? OK I'll unchain you.
This gun is just to protect myself From you trying to leave me
you like some obscure subject i've never heard of i like that too!
You for got our three week anniversary? Time t take off my belt again
OTAN LES PWS KSEREIS VLAD TI ENNOEIS? 0/1000/0 ?
Don't worry about the knife. Honey
I counted on facebook How many times we said 'love' in our conversations
im only a bitch because im practicing to be your wife
Bene
I'm all the  Porn you need
HELLO. IM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE.
Don't forget that arco's birthday is in 7 days!  seriously
You liked her fucking picture on instagram
you love cod My INITIALS are cod
you don't love me I want to have your kid so a part of you will love me!
i like crack  do you?
I don't want you looking at those cosplayers at SDCC so I made you a Daredevil costume
You looked at me and smiled yes
i heard mike nash is single... it'd be ashamed if someone got...attached to him
If you're reading this you haven't noticed your webcam is on
whos mom I want to meet her
WE'RE DATING
We've grown so much From grindr to texting to whatsapp.
Why are you searching for your cellphone? You don't need it when you are with me!
if i die you stab yourself to death
I love talking to you on the internet And watching you sleep when you get off
I have your passport Now you'll come back
Don't Care  I Always Don't Win
i tried calling you
i want to be the only woman in your life... so i transfered you to an all boys school
We're only having sons So I'll be the only girl in your life
DID I FUKIN  AKS U TO SPEAK?
MY NAME IS KELLIE AND MY BOYFRIEND IS JAYCE CROAKE HE JUST DOESN'T KNOW IT YET
overly attached girlfriend's reaction to jeff the killer hi dad
We should add food to our love making you should replace your rubber with swiss cheese
gona play some league of legends  let me spectate
omg i love  skeeter gang
I THREW AWAY ALL OF YOUR UNDERWARE now you will be in diapers forever!!!
sees u get kicked in the nuts let me sukkum
Oh you're friends with another girl? whats her name so i can kill her
Oh you were factiming her Well she can't FaceTime if I cut her face off
I checked your searched history who is silvia? And why is she 15?
So u uploaded a new pic why not with me?
they suggested oranges
i want to put your burrito inside of me
i read something interesting today your facebook messages
now say you love me... say it!
Gets random message from stranger oh my god! It's adam levine!!!
FYTT HGGF
we haven't hung out in 5 hours walk three blocks to see me
you want to listen to music while i sleep isnt the sound of me breathing enough?
omg! you play pokemans too?!? we have so much in common
plastic kneecap
i will lav you forever. forever
My mom told me i should stop seeing you *close eyes* can you guide me?
'The doors unlocked' Oh luke
did i hear cake sale?!
You made me into a meme? Forever yours!
Cheese is cheese
EVERYONE RUN
so Your girlfriend has put a restraining order on me? Don't worry
Hello
Hello
i saw that you added a girl on facebook... lets just say you will never see her again
I said i wanted you to twitter all over my facebook
you don't want to be besties? ok
WOW! I AM THE WORST MEME IN EXISTANCE!
I would never stab you unless you deserve it
Menu?
I'D KILL MYSELF FOR YOU I'D KILL YOU FOR MYSELF
Says its her cousin So you text her back
You told me not to call you back so i did
you want to search for ugly boobs? What if I show you a 39 Hour powerpoint proving that all the boobs in the world are ugly but mine?
We will Never Break Up It is clearly going to be a murder suicide
Met Me Once! We Are So getting Married!
You will put your balls back in my purse
Hey professor I found you online
MICHAEL WAIT LAAANG
i destroyed your xbox i'm the only achievement you need
carves name in arm ull always be apart of me now
hola  PUTO/A
SO YOU WILL HANG OUT WITH THE BOYS? I'M COMING WITH YOU
You are so warm I wish I could just wear your skin
i looked at your female facebook friends and deleted them all
No it's too late now
as your co-factor you need me And to make sure you never forget
oooh
You want my love? I'll have my drones give it to you
i thought u guys could run out of booze so i came uninvited to the poker party and brought u some
sleeping? with who?
Let's live together
found our song why don't you love me b beyonce
you should make a soundboard of yourself so when you die i can listen to you forever
I POSTED our sex pictures so everyone can see how much you love me
Our birthdays are so close anyways i'm now taking yours as my own and calling it 'OUR BIRTHDAY'
You can like my picture but you cant text me back about Bear Grylls?!
My period is 9 months late Lucky us
Yo decir tu amigos t&#250; estaban ocupado tan nosotros ver un pel&#237;cula
We are engaged you just dont know it yet
we're gonna be roommates forever
overly attached gf? or Ted/grave's disease?
this is what happens when kyle hetzel sees his girlfriend
swapped our driver licenses so we can always be together
I want to make dread extensions out of your hair So you will always be near me
would you be upset if your ex had a broken nose oh
THE REAL CIBI BABES!
I LOVE YOU GRUMPY CAT 1
Plz stop working out So you're not attractive to other women
your ex was ATTACKED?  maybe she should leave the country
does this smell like chloroform?
bl2 bl2 bl2 bl2 bl2 bl2 bl2?
i want to see blood!!!
quick get in the car no in the trunk silly
YOU ARE VISITING NEPAL? WHAT A COINCIDENCE
I'm going to Put a baby in you.
that girl you were just talking to fell down the ESCALATOR poor thing
You hears about that guy whos bed got swallowed and died in a sinkhole in florida? We better sleep closer from now on.
your cousin is in town visit when is she going to take her ass home
Cheats on god With Ableard...in a church
ROSES ARE MORE THAN RED
i dreamed you slept with my roommate  so i sold her to the russians
gurlz thanx 4 your attention!!    lovelove<3
You're COLOUR BLIND? I'll be your eyes
Let me blow you while I have a cold sore So no one Will eVer want you
mad cause you said her butt looked big mad cause you won't join in calling her fat
sorry i bit you but YOU  said that bond girl is hot and pissed me off
Tries to Twerk Shits
aurion consultants in office lets ask for more data!!
what are you saying to moses? I keep hearing beeps.
Hey I just met you
Invites you over to see her new console shows off middle aged men instead
BABE
YOU AREN'T RESPONDING WITH MEMES? WHO ELSE ARE YOU TEXTING?
What DO you mean ........ My meds have stopped working. What meds?
Follows you everyday doesn't use Twitter
Ruining friendships  since 1809!
here have another drink i got stuff i want you to do
is thi s  how yu reddit?
I'm going away for the weekend  Here's a sculpture of my vajayjay
why haven't you replied to my message yet? i sendt it 5 minutes ago!!!
you're not on instant messenger but my binoculars see that you're on your computer
Oh you are going to Italy without me? I'll just park out side of your house and wait for you to come back!
Have a pIllow of ed So I caN sleep on him every night
Not even death can severus
my friendship is forever just like the herp
I hacked your facebook you're now my husband
ROSES ARE RED
if you hide i will find youuuu
i'VE DECIDED TO LOOSEN UP ON YOU AND GET OFF THE INTERNET
Screw cats and dogs i'll keep you as a pet
Our star signs are compatible? we're meant to be
I Don't Want Too Much On Valentines Day. Just You.     Forever.
oh you broke up with me? i'll stir shit up with ur family
YOU SAID YOU DOESNT want a girlfriend
Hey
Roses are red
Let's make a mold of my hand to hold your balls when Im not with you
women in your fb congratulate to your college degree? unfriend those bitches
I JUST SHIT MY PANTS
YOU DIDNT MESSAGE ME FOR 30 MINUTES WHO ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH
Open your heart
you winked at me in skout i'm moving in!
Unexpected Item in Bagging Area who is she???
I saw you had too many friends Don't worry
3 million fans? i'm your #1
i liked all ur 500 pics on fb now its ur turn !
yesung
t.G.I. FRIDAYS: WHAT DO YOU LIKE ABOUT US?
I LOVE GOOGLE MAPS
You are my first boyfriend and trust me
I just met you
next week is our 3 month anniversary of our first hug
Goes to Sci-FI Speed dating  Why do you keep talking to all the other girls?????
you have to use the bathroom? i think i'll tag along
had 3 abortions got the 4th one free
IF I WAS YOUR GIRLFRIEND..... ACTUALLY I WILL BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND
I love putting my hand down my crotch and then smelling it
a girl we met last night added you on facebook?  why
You're my angel but without wings so you can't fly away
heavy stone right next to mine we'll be together till the end of time
QOQORIQO tHAT'S MY APP!
Our First christmas together will not be our last christmas together
you bought contact lenses? who are you trying to impress???
why are you talking to the librarian online?
when you die: i want to drift into eternal slumber in your lifeless embrace
OPEN SEATS ON THE BUS? I'LL SIT NEXT TO YOU
BITCHES BE LIKE 'HIIII
I ATE A TAMPON FOR YOU!
we get into a fight. you're automatically wrong.
you should Believe it
LETS KEEP SKYPE ON NIGHT  SO WE CAN WATCH EACH OTHER SLEEPING
YOU SMELLS YUMMY... I WANT TO EAT YOU..
Your hair smells different who is she!?
let's hang out
Purposely make spelling mistakes so you'll correct me and feel smart
u change your number i call your mother
Since we jammed once I was thinking about band names
i wish WE WE'RE SIAMESE TWINS then we could be together all the time
LULZ i insulted u as a woman again
This girl is a liverpool supporter.
J you are the only man I will ever love believe it
You have female relatives? I knew you were cheating on me!!!
Happy forever got gabriel lara stds in me
That was a Nice Movie When do you have time for the next one?
mark y u no call me back?
I removed the letter 'i' from your keyboard and replaced it  with 'we'
But im not there so how is it perfect?
WANT YOUR RING BACK EH? ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY BREAK UP WITH ME...
MARRY ME TWICE
Calls me. Asks: 'Why dIdn'T you call me today?' Says: 'I am Busy Now. bye!'
marry me twice
YOU BETTER LISTEN TO ME
this flashing link says i won a free car? no friggin way!
I updated All your passwords They're  All Anagrams of my name
BUBBY TEXTED YOU WHO IS SHE? ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME WITH HER?
mark y u no call me back?
REID'S GIRLFRIEND DIED? BUT IN NOT DEAD YET
He thinks im funny?! We're going to be together forever!
i stop using my maiden name i'm using your last name instead
these pictures on my wall they're all of you on the toilet
tonight oh yeah!!
more okay
We've been together 3
Agrees to watch you play video games Literally stares at you while you play
MON AMOUR POUR TOI EST COMME UNE BOUGIE
I SAW YOU WRITE THAT GIRLS NAME IN THAT MATH PROBLEM I SEE EVERYTHING YOU WRITE
EJ RAZORCZAK GAZ DO DECHY
I READ YOUR TEXTS WHO'S BRITT
takes a  'the future diary' personality quiz and gets Mirai Nikki  what's a yandere?
How's it going
You'll Be my friend Or i'll make you my friend
You work with flirty women? did i mention that you hate your job?
did you get my txt telling you about the tweet telling you about the email telling you about me poking you on fb?
Hey!!! Whacha doin? poopin?
Nothing to do in class Lets set routes for climbing!
destroyed you're Bike
You didn't make the logo bigger? you mustn't love me!
everywhere you go
no im not trying to get back on the team I just want the tag and title
'windows 8 has disrupted my entire household!' has unicorn start screen
IT ONLY TAKES 9.5 MINUTES TO GET HOME. YOU TOOK 12. WHO IS SHE?!?
WANNA GO OUT DO YA DO YA DO YA DO YA
I poked holes in all your condomes with a Needle aren't you excited to have a baby?
you smoke crack too right right?
Will you go to the prom with me?
i see no car outside your house at google map are you cheating on me?
hey babe is your phone broken? no? then wtf?!
y u like her pics? delete them
I want to have your baby just so I have a baby version of you to cuddle
Wakes up after sleeping together 'I miss you so much when you're not in my dreams...'
YOUR MOTHER MUST BE THE LUCKIEST WOMAN ALIVE TO HAVE YOU INSIDE HER FOR 9 WHOLE MONTHS.
i hacked into your best friend's skype and then deleted it b'coz u talk to her quite a lot.
Did I tell you that Erik will be here Friday?????
when you weren't looking  I put a tracker in your phone
You can make your own meme? I LOVE you EVEN MORE!! <3
she asked you for a ride? it's okay i blocked her for you
WHEN I MEET JOSH RAMSAY: WERE MARRIED
I was cleaning your shirts Who's nY ?
let's make a video of us watching tv together so we can watch tv of us watching tv together
guess what? jesus loves you
If you don't want to see me suffer every month you'll make me a baby
Why did you go to the other room? I thought we said no secrets.
Hey
Look into my eyes and tell what it is you see
SAW YOU AT WALMART BUYING SHAMPOO..........INTERESTING
Got a New gf? I've followed all Of her social media
uh
I HAVE HARRY STYLES AUTOGRAPH ON MY RESTRAINING ORDER
YOU DIDN'T ANSWER MY CALLS.. HOLD ON
♫ All i want for Christmas is... you
and guess what?  i'm pregnant!
Like
All i want for christmas is your two front teeth
i know where u live 1048 grove street!
You're spending more time with the flu Than you are with me
YOU HAVEN'T TEXTED ME FOR 15 MINUTES  ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?
I saw you with SIRI
By the way you said you were single on your blog
You shared a drink with another girl??? do you want to share a funeral too?
I could chop of your arm to sleep on
i heard you ate at wendy's... Who the f*ck is wendy?
what do you think of my picture? wanna date?
i'm glad you visited me at work now i don't have to stalk you on facebook.
dont you love me anymore? cuz you didnt textback for a couple min
such an interested story please tell it again
'see you next weekend' sets up an online countdown
Why are you offline? do you hate me?
i'll come find you at ertefa
'You're into necrophilia?' commits suicide
Tomb Raider? I can also be amazing if you push the right button
i don't know who you are but i will find you
the elf yourself channel is perfect for our future children
i unfriended all your friends on your facebook account  so only i can have you
i erased all the phone numbers in your cell phone except mine
He snuggles
I saw your pokemon game Who's rival Bianca?
Who is cuter than a cat? It's a baby
Yesterday I found the two most adorable christmas sweats for our future children
girlfriend elbowed my balls oh no! now you cant father my children!
wow did you see batman slap the poo out of robin is there anyone that you want smacked
Must be pretty busy tonight I've called u 3 times
takes your clothes masturbates while wearing them
you live with 2 other male roommates  moves in after a week
What do you mean you need one more 4v2
I can't wait to see you later!!!!
she liked you didn't she didn't sooo
HI I'M ALLI EVANS  GET IN MY CAR
crack is whack
Be afraid be very afraid
You have a nice handle
complains that you don't text her then complains you smother her
i am the only thing you should have an obsession with
keep calm and marry me.
don't break my heart or i might have to kill you! That way no one else can have you.
i heard about what happen to that girl who live next door to you fell off of the THIRD  level at the mall huh
Hi Jacky I found your number on the company directory
You mean your looking at reddit instead of helping me pick out names for our future children?
Finally gets a boyfriend Gets dumped by his Wife
RECEIVE THIS PHOTO IN A TEXT AFTER FIRST DATE 'WITH ALL MY HEART i LOVE YOU'
It's our one week When is the wedding?
hey
i know what you can get me for christmas pregnant
NO honey
i missed u so much! you only took the dog out? it felt like my whole life all over again!
what if I told you... enderwomen exist..?
what if I told you... slenderwomen exist..?
omq does SCHINDLER like me?
wow. you know everyone in raliegh i wantto have sex with you
I'm everything at once
Why does your Gps sound so sexy?
YOU CHANGEd YOUR FACEBOOK STATUS TO 'IN A RELATIONSHIP' I STARTED FERTILITY TREATMENT
I SAID BE HOME AT FIVE
Meets Guy on Internet Wants to be with him forever
Have sent you into a drain pipe. You didn't came back after 5 minutes. Must call all friends
i see you mikey
Ex chatting with new girl send her 464 texts
So  I like girls now
KISS ME  OR SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN TO YOU FAMILY
you and me used to be together everyday together. always.
Got tickets for 2014 now we have to stay together
Moving to America? What aboUt our children I've planned?!
Arranged marriage?  we are destined to be TOGETHER
HE SAID YESSS
HJ HB
It was a joke Laugh
going to read a book here let me join you
Here's to another 60 years
Do not do unto others WHAT WE DID LAST NIGHT
Hi  Micheal Whitfield
you need to text me back  it's been over a minute
until death do us part? nonsence
She makes me Sandiwches to Colleage I can't dumb her
You have a pimple on your nose? that's fine
I'm not a stalking him i'm just paying attention
I came
hey i just met you and this is crazy but here's my name
I'm sorry your parents wouldn't let you go out with your girlfriend tonight Maybe if you'd let me break into your house i could make up for it?
your eyes are pretty can i have one?
do you love jiu jitsu? who is she?
not looking for a relationship? as far as i'm concerned we're already in one!
you're thinking of moving to tasmania? i can make that work.  it's a commutable daily distance to albury
BECAUSE THIS IS A PHOTO I WILL ALWAYS SEE YOU
I wish all I had to study in school Was you
i see you're online lets chat. where are you going. with who? okay ill be there in 5.
You're following me on Facebook? Hello bestie
LOOK AT THAT FAT QUEER I THINK HIS NAMES LOCHRAN
You said you'd call me at 7:15 but rang at 7:18 Who is she!?
mmm..yeah stickit in thar
surprise! Changed my address to yours without asking hope you don't mind.
BFF You mean Boyfriend forever?
i MADE YOU A SANDWICH IT'S INSIDE THE OTHER SANDWICH I MADE YOU
You WERE SPENDING TOO MUCH TIME  AT THE CIA ANYWAY
A girl from your class died and your going to her funeral!??
you fixed a calendar? tell me more
I'm going to become a taxidermist so i can stuff you when you die
let's leave skype on so we can watch each other sleep
I'll Still kiss you if you're sick Sharing a virus makes me feel closer to you
CAN I KISS YOUR FEET?
You've barely texted me all week Does this mean you want to break up?
lets make a tattoo wedding rings  so you can never take it off
COMO ASSIM VAI PRO COMUNICA BEACH PRA APRENDER NOVAS LINGUAS?
I PUT A HOLE IN THE CONDOM
I WAS ON UR PHONE  WHO'S SIRI
I'll kill myself if you leave me
sees the reflection of someone you're texting in your eyes Who is she??
Every single day every word you say every game you play every night you stay I'll be watching you
you think you can just break up with me? not before i publicly try to ruin you on facebook
I saw your shirt who's ny?
November 4th is my new favorite day i get to spend an extra hour with you!
i'm leaving you
hey darling happy 16th monthsary
your text took more than 30 seconds to reply are you braeking up with me?
we needed more alone time so i threw out all your video games
Never leave me because i'll find you
we can combine our flannel shirt wardrobes  AND BE PLAID FOREVER.....
you have to answer me... cause facebook told me you saw my message
Guess what i did today? i did the math and realized we've been dating for 15
christmas already can i see your bells?
my favorite hobby is watching you sleep
I'm NOT OVERLY ATTACHED I JUST WANT TO BE WITH HIM FOREVER
OH I RAN IN TO UR EX YESTERDAY  WITH MY CAR
hurricane sandy huh? i blow harder.
I saw you on grindr today... ...so
U can read this to  our kids
I heard you talking while you slept why weren't you dreaming of me?
I POSTED A FACEBOOK STATUS WHY DIDN'T YOU LIKE IT?
ok
I made a new email adress I took your lastname
IF YOU BRAKE UP WITH ME I'LL BREAK ALL YOUR BONES
I'm going to fix you so you'll never wander
you woke up with a boner? who were you dreaming of??
you don't have to attend the lessons baby i'll be your history
YOU DON'T NEED TO SLEEP my love will keep you alive
I hate menstruating Let's get pregnant!
I just molded a giant head sculpture of you made out of starburst candies
do you like food? so do i! let's make babies!
I am giving you a piece of wet wipe  so that you dont have to leave me to wash your hands
Hey We Just Met
3 minutes late where does she live?
Little pecker? that's so cute!!!!!!!
hey
We're perfect for each other. dont you think so too? I asked
i'm joo dee
Sees females on your facebook  wants detailed life stories
texts you all day
i stopped taking the birth control pill 3 months ago how do you want to name our son?
'Anyone wanna hang out?' YOU'RE SKYPING WITH ME LATER
Get Me pregnant so when you go to college
VOTE FOR ROMNEY OR ELSE.....
-hOLA AMOR TE TRAJE ALGO! -A vER
can you accept my facebook relationship request? i promise it will be the last one you'll ever receive.
Omg this is like our 283rd day of 'being together.'  U&MEHBBY4LYFE ♥♥
I sprayed your cologne on my clothes so its like i'm wearing you
you have a pulse who is she?
I&#180;ve been waiting for ya so we can finally play borderlands
thanks for testing with me now can you stay on the phone and teach me how to use my webcam
Hey is that candy? can I ride in your van?
free bum slaps !
I threw your weed away My love should be your only drug
I don't Always need to know when you arrive BeCause I have an app for thAt
Plays Slender Stalks Slenderman
you breathed who is she?
Sends you 20 emails a day quizzes you about it later
I turned medusa to stone.
So Where did you get off the train?
don't worry baby the pics behind me are just 'you'
saw a girl comment on your status messaged her demanding to know lifes story
We could be the same person for halloween just different genders
'This isn't like us

where where you yesturday  tell my or the dog dies
you didn't say anythıng ıs it a propose ?
HAVE FUN ON YOUR GUY NIGHT I'LL BE 10MINS BEHIND YOU
Plays monopoly wants to get a house with you
TOPMAN WHO IS THAT GIRL
'Yes i took your underwear' 'actually i am wearing it right now'
I want a Kia Soul and yours!
make me say 'I love You' one more time before you can say it back...
did florence leave the band? its about time !!!
Y WATCH TV WHEN I'VE GOT  SECRET CAMERAS IN YOUR HOUSE
facebook friend request denied
you have candy?
EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE  I WILL BE WATCHING YOU
You left the house for 10 minutes who is she and where does she live?
YOU DON'T NEED WATER TO TAKE A BATH I LICK ALL YOUR BODY
ranked 5s
so what religion are you?
i use your toothbrush after you've gone to work
dont worry
hey babe
mafalda n&#227;o estejas fodida comigo n&#227;o quero dormir sem ter sentido essas mamas
I WATCH HIM THROUGH HIS WINDOW EVERY NIGHT I'M NOT EVEN OBSESSED
no babe
NIE GAP SIĘ skasuj bilet
I saw you deleted your internet history WHO IS SHE?!?!
I saw your facebook who's this 'Teacher'?
i stuck a picture of myself to the top of your head so i'm always on your mind
You dont know my phone number?
WTF ALEX I TEXTED YOU 99 TIMES I DON'T CARE IF YOU WERE SLEEPIN I WANT A REPLY
I JUST STALKED YOU
Haven't heard from you in a few hours who is she?
BOYFRIEND GOES TO WENDY'S WHOSSS WENDY!!!???
UM WE HAVE BIEN DATING FOR TWO MINUTES NOW  AND UR FACEBOOK STATUS STILL SAYS SINGLE!!!!
Jesteś w grupie tylko z tą dziewczyną co wygląda jak chłopak? masz szczęście
OH and This one time at band camp
Checks your skype Who is this Echo / Sound Test service lady?
it's like the movie misery except i want you to write me the perfect love story
it's like the movie misery except i want you to write me the perfect love story
YOU LIKE THIS MEME? IS SHE MORE BEAUTIFUL THAN ME?
NOW I KNOW WHAT I LOST MY BRAIN
OH YOU WANT YOUR SHIRTS? WHAT ABOUT IF I KEEP THEM TO MAKE ME A BLANKET?
hey shabbriv i heard you made a new meme about that one girl you like
YOU ARE MY BF forever i'm gonna post everything about you in instagram
WHY WON'T HE REPLY  TO ALL MY MESSAGES?
Oh 8 of your guy friends are going out on a guys night? I don`t mind at all
FIRST DATE... BRINGS HER OWN RING
I wear your cologne so that your smell never leaves me
sleeps wearing your swEater So it feels like You Are there
bf doesnt respond to text in 2 hours you dont love me anymore
you have genital warts? it's ok i got vaccinated.
What was that noise? Facetime me.
wala ka pang memo binuksan ko email mo.
YOU LET YOUR BAG AT MY HOUSE BE PREPARED FOR NOTHING IN IT TOMORROW
Oh
Hi
there's no one i'd rather be scared and violated with
please enemy please come closer
Father didn't give permission to marry you I'm an orphan now.
You stopped hugging me after ten minutes are you cheating on me?
i KNOW WE JUST MET bUT YOUR MOM WOULD LOVE ME
I love you to death No
WHy do u want to be alone with ur friends? WE're Best friends too!
EVERYTIME I HEAR YOUR PHONE GO OFF I AUTOMATICALLY LOOK TO SEE WHO IT IS
i re-chewed your food for you so you don't choke on big chunks
GOOGLE MAPS SAYS IT TAKES 12 MINUTES TO GET HOME YOU TOOK 13 WHO IS SHE?
I'M NOT FOLLOWING JUST MAKING SURE YOUR OKAY
IF U HAVE A MALE FRIENDS WHILE HAVING A BOYFRIEND I'M PRETTY SURE U GONNA  THROUGH A BAD...BAD...TIME...
POSTS VIDEO ON FACEBOOK WITH GIRLS DANCING AND YOU 'LIKED' IT DELETES VIDEO AND SAYS 'IM THE ONLY GIRL YOU SHOULD BE LOOKING AT'
now look me in the eyes and tell me you love me
Thats my toilet
HEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY! HERE'S MY NUMBER SO CALL ME DAILY!
HEARD YOUR GOING OUT FOR DINNER WITH SOEMNE ALREADY CANCELLED FOR U
WHO IS THIS CARLY RAE AND Y R U CALLING HER MAYBE
wANNA HAVE YOUR FACEBOOK PASSWORD DELETES ALL YOUR FEMALE FRIENDS
your nine year old sister is having a slumber party? i'll be there to make sure nothing happens
i heard you got banned who are you talking to to get unbanned
remember all those times I let you poke me on facebook? I was serious!
i'm hiding in your top drawer... smelling your undies
I dON'T LIKE FOOD AND WATER ANYMORE I PREFER THINGS THAT COME FROM BETWEEN YOUR LEGS.
I love what you did with your bathroom i can see it from mine
Crazy he calls me
I SAW YOU HELPING AN OLD LADY ACROSS THE STREET ARE YOU BREAKING UP WITH ME?
so we've been dating for a week already let's get married!!!
ONLY GOT 30% BATTERY LEFT TALK TO ME UNTIL ITS EMPTY?!!!!
Now that we live together you're not allowed to be turned on by other women
forever? FOREVER!!!
forever??? FOREVERRRR!!!!
i looked at your pokemon game and released all females
you don't need a condom
'i'm on the pill' antipsychotic medication
get's pregnant doesn't go to mtv's 'teen mom'
accidentaly all your friends and family died i'm all your's now!
i just met you and this is crazy but im pregnant ant its your baby
GOING OUT FOR DINNER TONIGHT? THAT'S NICE OF YOUR PARENTS
Man Who doesnt want to take care of a kid: Dead Beat Dad Woman who doesnt want to do the same: Pro Choice
now I'm on giffgaff I can ring you all the time
even forever alone guy is happy with his life after seeing this meme
poisons him
'yolo' that's nonsense
I'M A CREEPY STALKER
WHY ARE YOU BLINKING TRUDIE DON'T YOU WANT TO SEE ME?
'hey you coming to texas to see me?' 'Yea so i can meet my future mother in law'
no toilet paper? i'll give you a hand
There wasn't a text waiting for me when I woke up why don't you love me?
THANKS FULL SAIL UNIVERSITY I WON't DiE A VIRGIN!
up? who is she?
YOU PUT A LOCK ON YOUR PHONE I HIRED A HACKER
I MADE A SCRAPBOOK OF OUR FUTURE KIDS. WANNA SEE?
i  cleared your browser hIstory for you
YOU SAID SEE YOU LATER... WHENS LATER?!?
this picture is cursed!!! share it or she will be at your door next week with an AX
WHO NEEDS THE REST OF THE WORLD (OR SLEEP) WHEN YOU HAVE ME
i saw you yesterday from your back windows
I SAW YOU AT THE MALL WHO'S THIS 'MY NAME IS MARSHA' GIRL?
your bf thinks i am cute? he should buy me sth
i didn't know if kyle wanted me to come over. but then i thought
CALLS TO SEE IF YOU WANT TO GO ON A DATE ALREADY IN YOUR DRIVEWAY
married our sims before i met you
Going out for a run? Who are you running away from?
I CHECKED YOUR PHONE WHOS MOM?
you like animals? i bought a zoo in the bronx
You cant skype tonight? YOU DOnt want to see me anymore?
michele: are you trying to break up with me
'Hey babe
it doesn't take you 2 hours to run 10 miles. who is she?
Comes Over TAKES OVER
you're an HSE specialist? our babies will be so safe.
I put holes in all your condoms so you will be the fater
your facebook? don't you mean 'our facebook?
Bathroom? Which #?
Keep your friends close
You were playing chess? Who is chess?!
I saw you at work today Who was the second mug of tea for?
You said you went to taraweeh Why didn't you stay for 8 Rakaat?
I found a girl's room in your house Who is this person you father refers to as sister?
NO
crazy bitches crazy bitches everywhere
Who is sister mobile? i dont want you talking to her!
OH HE NEEDS ME he needs me
Your soul belongs to me
it's 5 o'clock You're heading home now
i just quit my job to be with you take today off. every day
Runs to your house at night changes radio stations in your car
here have this teddy bear... smile for the camera.
DONaTeS BLOOD TO HIME CAN YOU FEEL ME INSIDE YOU
VAGABUNDA &#201;. VAGABUNDA MESMO.
Oh you are going to the bar? Let me come with and ruin your chances of cheating on me :D
Going out with your friends tonight? grabs your phone when you arent looking so I know exactly where you are :D
Doesn't spit or swallow Saves
never uses heart emoticon why dont you love me?
i took the red pill all of them!
You changed your wallpaper do you not love me anymore?
I looked at your phone... you is this 'mom' chick?
sees you 'typing' in message box 'are you breaking up with me?'
I am not mad with you because you looked at that girl on the street... *big bang attack*
you're back? Perfect.
renames my documents to our documents
I played on your sims killed all the females
VOC&#202; VAI TERMINAR COMIGO? VOU TERMINAR COM SUA VIDA
Really..jelly beans and a van
if i was your girlfriend i'd never let you leave
gets home 5 minutes later than usual  who is she?
iiii dunno bc i broke up w you?   iiii dunno bc i broke up w you?  nvmd then!
i used to be applemilk1988 but now i'm a meme
Friends YOUR family NEVER MET THEM
hey Baby let's go to bed with skype still connected so we can sleep with each other while your gone
Good in bed ... worth it??
i just made a shirt with our picture on it And got both of us 35 each so we always can wear them together
why did you walk back to lab with her?  why did you talk to her? are you best friends now?!
YOU ARE JUST TOO CLINGY FOR ME
Hey i got your number your social one
I poked holes in all of your condoms Now you have to love me FOREVER
ITS 11:01 why aren't you on
i did not find you on facebook chat who is she???
We are the only People you'll ever need
Let's undergo Heterochronic parabiosis
IF YOU DIE BEFORE ME. I AM GOING TO HAVE YOU MUMMIFYZ SO I CAN LOVE YOU EVERY NIGHT.
Get off couch Where are you going?
i looked up your facebook why all the female friends?
we can be together without having a baby this way we will never need a babysitter
hEY hEY YOU YOU  i AM NOW YOUR GIRLFRIEND...NO YOU DON'T HAVE A CHOICE
I accessed your facebook account Who's Danielle?
Those photos in the background Are all of you
She spits?  I swallow!!
Writes about you in diary 50 shades of gray
why you no come to my desk you don't love me anymore?
What what? in the butt
We will die together
take a picture of where u r right now ...and text it to me!!
I deleted all your friends on facebook so now you have 1000 friends... all me
OH you're going to queen mary? who is she?
I know I just met you and this is crazy but what should we name our first son?
did you watch my match? ... you didn't watch my match?
no
You're hanging out with friends? I'm the only friend you need
independence day caption way overrated
your hospital didn't ask my permission
You can only hang out with your friends for 2 hours a week and keep me on speakerphone the whole time.
You like boys? so do i! we have so much in common!
We had sex last night and it was crazy! But you forgot the condom... I am pregnant Maybe...
how come florida's blow my whistle has no whistles in the film clip?
Hey I just met you
wow! i'm soooooooooo excited
we've known each other one full week  I've picked out my wedding dress
'No...you hang up first' 'why would you hang up on me?'
i know we've only talked on facebook so far but i reserved a hotel for us for when you come out next year
I didn't know Pink's  last name was Floyd
Why do old bands keep copying glee songs?
Nirvana's awesome! Can't wait to see them live
who is feat? he is almost in every song
MEtallica? That's spanish for metal right?
the cure? for what?
Dubstep? I love that band!
the beatles? stop listening to hipster music that no one's ever heard of
Bohemian rhapsody by queen? who are these old guys covering glee?
JAck black? oh
Adolf Hitler? no
Rage against the machine? Did Florence leave the band?
BAD RELIGION? I GUESS ISLAM.
Adele I use a mac
lamb of god? i love christian music!
Nirvana? Nah
Iron maiden? i don't know her
u2? me three
beethoven? luv that movie!
Daft Punk Ripped off kanye
OMG They totally stole that song from glee
kiss sorry i have a boyfriend
musE? OMG I LOVE TWILIGHT!
green day? you mean st. patricks day
Nickelback? best band evar
THE KILLERS? SOMEONE SHOULD STOP THEM
pearl jam? no thanks
Linkin park? where is it?
Oh i've heard that song it's from shrek
Def Leppard?  someone needs to help those animals!
yes? I asked what your favorite band is.
Pink floyd? I didn't know that was her last name
The Who?
Tom Waits? what's he waiting for?
Master Of Puppets? Pinocchio!
queen? she sings?
nine inch nails? somebody needs a manicure...
SUM 41? I'm not good at math.
DEAD MOUSE? OMG GROSS!
electric light orchestra? sorry i don't like classical music
Dark Side of the moon? I Love Transformers!
i like nirvana cant wait to hear them live
Dubstep? I love that band!
sex pistols? lol thats my favorite band. mick jagger is such a great bassist.
Led zeppelin...? how can it fly?
NICKELBACK YEAH THEY'RE AWESOME
death cab for cutie? sorry
Kurt Cobain? Isn't he like old Justin Bieber?
Ac/Dc? No
OMG I NEED TO LISTEN TO PUNK MUSIC AGAIN  like fall out boy
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS? No thanks I don't like spicy foods
THE RAMONES? i don't like spanish music
PANIC! AT THE DISCO WHY WHAT'S HAPPENING?!
DragONforce? i don't play skyrim
whitney houston? why is she copying Glee
the beatles? No i don't like bugs...
Red hot chili peppers no thanks i don't like spicy food
i like coldplay.
DEADMOUSE? DONT YOU MEAN DEAD-MOW-5?
Eminem ? I don't like chocolate.
White Stripes? Not after labor day
have i heard the doors? y did someone slam them?
gets rick roll'd thinks its just a good song
got 20th anniversary edition of 'nevermind' Can't wait for band's next album
don't stop believing? i love glee!
i love death metal linkin park is the best
michael jackson? oh
Blink-182? Sorry
deep purple?? i like that color
Mogwai?? I LOVE harry potter!!
black sabbath? you racist!!!
EMINEM? I LOVE THOSE CANDIES
DEf leppard? aww poor thing.
u2 hey
green day? no silly
are apple computers really made out of fleetwood?
do you really mean it when you say i love u2?
A Day to Remember 9/11 never forget
Smoke on The Water? you can't do that!
what do you mean nevermind? tell me your favorite album
LAMB OF GOD JESUS RIGHT ?
Dead MAu Five I Love him!
asking alexandria? what did she say
I'm really into this new british band... the beatles
the wall? yes
'Don't stop believin''? glee classic
chopin was he a lumberjack
Korn? No!! it's spelled with a c!!!
cool headphones beeps by dr. phil right?
Lamb of god? I don't Listen to religious music
The devil wears prada? MY favourite movie
Pearl JAM? Sorry
Panic at the disco?  OMG! was anyone hurt?
System of a down? Football is so complex
queen? elizabeth?
Papa Roach? Is he like the main beatle?
do i know the song 'about a girl'? which one?
Jimmy eat world? omg he's gonna get fat!
Paramore? Oh yeah from twilight
why would somebody blink-182 times?
Ac/dc? I did this in physics
Mick Jagger? Ke$ha made him famous
Tears for fears? That doesn't sound like a fair trade
Eminem? No
nirvana? sorry
DUBSTEP? YOU MEAN SKRILLEX
Oasis? Omg! I love bittersweet symphony!
dubstep? i love that band!
skrillex are cool
Of course i listen to alice cooper She's the best singer ever!
50 cent? sorry
FREDDIE MERCURY? IS THAT POISONOUS?
van halen? no
Grunge Never heard of them
Punk rock? My Parents took me to the green day musical
helloween? it's halloween you morron
xtc? I don't do drugs
franz liszt? Wasn't he schindler's brother?
I love Gangnam Style What's a pSY?
kenny g i don't really care much for rap music
Beatles? EWw!
i love dubstep only listens to skrillex
Adele? But this is a mac
davy JoneS? isn't he the guy who owns that locker?
The beatles? OMG i hate bugs!
Alice in chains? Somebody save her
Billy Joel? Isn't that the lead singer of Green Day?
pink floyd is he gay?
Omg yeah i love real rap my favorite is lil wayne
Pink Floyd? I didnn't know she had a last name!
mos def? i think you mean beethoven.
Dubstep? my favoutite band!
The who? Who???
modest mouse stuart little
Louie Armstrong? Too bad he cheated in the tour de france
Outkast? No
meatloaf? no thanks i'm vegan
emo or scene? I dont know i'm not into metal
Nevershoutnever? no silly it's never SAY never!
i love classic rock. like fall out boy!
A day to remember? yeah
rise against? against what?
Justin Bieber I heard of her!
The devil wears prada? i love that movie!
pearl jam you sure you can make jam from pearls?
Huey Lewis and the News? My parents only watch CNN
Grateful Dead? i don't like that death metal stuff
wHO IS DEAD MAU FIVE?
'screamo Isn't Music.' listens to nicki minaj
I love country music taylor swift is my favorite
louis armstrong? he landed on the moon!
EARTH
Black Sabbath Don't those ppl already have Kwanzaa?
MArilyn Manson? Who is she?
alice cooper? is she in my bio class?
White stripes? sorry
The police? don't want to mess with them.
Arcade fire? someone call 911
The cure? For what?
i only listen to glee covers
3 Doors down? those are the o'donaldsons
Why do all these old bands keep copying glee songs
Lamb of God? OH
TUPAC? OF WHAT?
yellowcard sorry
Red hot chili Peppers? No thanks
ELTON JOhn?  yeah i love the beatles!
i love  nickleback
Arctic Monkeys? It's too cold for them!
lamb of god you take away the sins of the world
Journey? Where are you going?
Sex pistols? I'm a virgin.
Yo Yo Ma? I don't like Rap
OST? sorry
2pac? sequel to pacman
nickelback? that's what you get when you recycle
limp bizkit? you should have baked it longer!
pink floyd i didn't know she had a last name
dubstep? i dont really listen to him
WHITNEY HOUSTON IS DEAD??? NO WAY i LOVED HER TV SHOW!
30 seconds to mars? Omg astronauts!
DO I LIKE METAL? WHAT
omg dubstep is awesome can't wait to see them in concert
keith moon? freddie mercury? must be bruno mars    rip offs
alice cooper? never heard of her.
Acdc u mean abcd?
R.E.m.? Oh yeah
Primus? Like...OptImus Primus?
muse? omg twilight!!!!!
The Black keys? the white ones are easier to play
Coldplay? make sure to wear a jacket
pablo honey? i don't like latin music
paul mccartney oh
Blink? i do that all the time!
The Devil Wears Prada? I love that movie!!
nine inch nails how bigs your hammer?
OOOO Maaayyy Gaahhh you listen to Techno I Luv Dead Mau Five
Led Zeppelin ? i love stairwell to heaven
Britpop?  nah
ALICE IN CHAINS POOR GIRL
Arcade fire? any survivors?
fear factory? it's 'factor'
What Deathspell omega? I am a WizARD?
Led Zeppelin? HE IS AN AMAZING SINGER
BEETHOVEN IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE
Nickleback? Most talented song writers ever
freddy mercury famous astronomer
Joy Division? She's my favourite singer
Bohemian rhapsody? i love glee!
rammstein? Jewish metal?
Red Hot chili peppers? No thanks
I like reggae Peter who? Oh
that song sucks it dosent even have a music video
SMASHING pumpkins? my mom doesn't let me out on MISCHIEF night
rebeccca black? She's good.
yes
Whitney Houston Was she the astronaut who had a problem?
sleeping with sirens would be hard
Weezer? Sorry
Led Zeppelin? who's he?
DeadMau Five? better than Jackson 5
alice in chains i think you mean wonderland
tool? my dad's favorite one is the hammer
judas priest? no
Do i like Bush? Sorry i'm not into POLITICS
Slayer? no
Foo Fighters? what did the foo's do to them?
Bob Marley yeah he scared the crap out of scrooge
led zeppelin? wouldn't that make it too heavy to float?
Smells like teen spirit? that's a funny name for a perfume
soulja boy? thanks for protecting our country!
i love santana! She's like
Pink Floyd? She's the best!
the who? that's what I'm asking.
the ramones? they sound just like green day.
iron maiden? I DIDN'T know iron man had a sister
hates metal because she can't hear the lyrics loves gangnam style
all that remains? nope
indie? i'm not into asian music
BON JOVI? YUCK
nirvana? sorry im not a buddhist
woodstock? 69? ewww
im really into hard rock the jonas brothers are awesome
DIRTY DEEDS AND THE DUNDER CHIEF
n'sync .. that a new itunes feature?
the smiths? they go to my church
dr. dog? I love that show!
Billy Idol? Is simon Cowell Judging that Too?
System of a down? Oh you mean down's syndrome!
BAsshunter? Sorry im not into fishing
my favorite singer? ke$ha
I love to read! Only reads Twilight
smashing pumpkins? that's so wasteful!
Electric Light Orchestra? No
the beatles? ew
Oh no
iron maiden? iron man's wife right?
2pac? nah i dont smoke
Genesis? SORRY
the clash u mean of the titans?
slipknot? yeah
Sick Puppies? OMG! Call a vet!
90s black metal? when linkin park was cool
The Postal Service? LOL
high contrast? my fav setting on instagram!
anthrax? ohm i'm gonna die! D:
motorhead yeah
Meatloaf? I'm vegan
ACDC? Oh lol my crazy friend at school has that
Pearl jam is so unoriginal they stole their sound from creed
def leppard? aw poor thing!
rush? no
beethoven I love that movie!
What's your favorite dubstep band?
Soundgarden? I love flowers
van halen? wasn't he in that vampire movie?
Led Zeppelin? Wouldn't that crash?
um i believe it's spelled beetles???
Rebecca Black? I LOVE FRIDAY!
Deep purple? Sorry
porcupine tree? you mean a cactus?
mtv they've never played music videos!  you are stupid!!
motorhead? nuh...i'm not a car enthusiast. my dad is!
drake? i love gangster rap
bono? ew
i love that song dubstep did a cover on them
green day? what kind of holiday is that?
WHY WOULD YOU LAY DYING??
ccr that's what u guys had b4 dvds right?
favourite artist davinchy?
Set your goals? but i have so many
qUEEN? oH YEAH
Simon and garfunkel ? It's a comic about a fat cat
Linkin park? Is that the one in new york with the massive statue?
Linkin park how do i get there?
The Devil Wears Prada? I love that movie
i love the beatles whos john lennon?
reggae? wasn't that the name of bob marley's band?
UB40? No I'm only 16!
celine dion why does she keep covering rachel berry songs?
DAFT PUNK didn't know that the Power Rangers were djs
EVAN ESSENCE? DOES IT SMELL GOOD?
paul mccartney isn't that jesse's dad?
led zeppelin? they're made of cloth silly
50 cent? I don't have change
the beatles? eew
Rage against the machine? what did it do?
The boys are back in town? Where were they?
marilyn manson? wasn't she
Punk Rock? I LOVE GREEN DAY!
Deep purple? i prefer light blue
foo fighters? i thought they were sending the troops home
KONY? I like LMFAO more
Prince? Of what?
i JUST GOT THESE REALLY NICE hEADPHONES THEY WERE MADE BY SOME SMART DOCTOR GUY!
The KILLERS OMG They should be arrested!
AC/DC? i DIDNT DO PHYSICS.
the pixies? they sound cute
journey? no sir
michael jackson? isn't he that basketball player?
LMFAO what's so funny?
Fall out boy? omg i love that guy!
bring me the horizon how can i?
Beethoven? I didn't know that dogs can do music!
Queens of the stone age? History is for nerds
the who?
Placebo ? no just paracetomol
Korn? I love vegetables!
shows up to chorus tryouts with autotuner
Enya what went in you?
Red hot chili peppers? No
Cypress hill? Isn't that down the road?
limp bizkit? i love country food!
RUSH? NOT WHEN I HAVE MY DAY PLANNER
korn? no thanks. i prefer carrots.
The rapper of linkin park sucks! listen to fort minor
michael jackson? he's that basketball star right?
Black Eyed peas? sorry no thanks I prefer corn
Neutral milk hotel? Stop making stuff up
Mother Love Bone? I Didn't know your mom was a dog.
tupac shakur? he was the leader of al qaida
Smashing Pumpkins? Do you carve them first?
Counting Crows? No
30 seconds to mars? omg is that fast!?
Skyrim? of course i've heard of them!
Dubstep? I LOVE THAT BAND!
aerosmith? what does he do?
2Pac Of What?
Easy e? i thought ecstasy was a hard drug?
I love the beatles! Only knows 'hey jude'
pearl jam? i like raspberry better.
Imogen heap? she took the whatcha say chorus from jason
In rainbows? No
HELLOGOODBYE? WELL! THAT WAS A SHORT CONVERSATION!
Wu tang clan? I don't listen to scottish music
the beatles?  i like ringo
Peter gabriel? who are those guys?
Paul McCartney? Wasn't he in congress or something?
def leppard? my brother hated that operating system
nirvana didn't they cover miley cyrus' smells like teen spirit?
3 doors down? sorry but i don't know anyone who lives there
Daft Punk? My Favorite genre!
dubstep? GREAT BAND
def leppard? i'd adopt one of those
Favorite metal band is five finger death punch
five finger death punch does that one star jet li or chuck norris?
Fleetwood mac? I'm more of a pc
Aerosmith? do they work for NASA?
hears queen wants to see them live
etta james died? her son rick must be sad
Vanilla ice? I perfer rocky road
Trivium? isn't that a board game?
KONY? I LIKE LMFAO MORE
OWl city? never been there
Who's Juda And why does he need a priest?
COLDPLAY LYRICS ARE SO DEEP
I'm not fussy i like all the music genders
Tea Party? I only drink lattes!
deadmau five is not a musician... he doesn't play the guitar
I love classical music like britney spears first album
Iron maiden? can she do ruffled shirts?
LouiS armstrong Didn't he go to the moon?
adele? no
Green day? Darn it
dead mou-five i luv him!
Death Metal Do you worship the Devil?
Kurt cobain? lol i like kurt hummel.
Paramore? I love twilight!
The grateful dead? omg i don't listen to metal
alice cooper? she goes to my school!
the rolling stones ? isn't bieber on the cover this month ?
Puts 2 quarters in ear Listens to 50 cent
eminem? thanks... i love m&m's
rolling stones? was there an avalanche?
Red hot chili peppers Not my favorite food
THE WHO? RIGHT
The beatles? i hate bugs
simple minds yeah i've met a few americans
jessica simpson? is that cody's mom?
Avenged Sevenfold? why take 7 revenges on the same person?
weezer? somebody get him a inhaler
the beatles? my favorite american band!
Rush? But I'm not even late
Cake? No thanks I prefer pie
alice in chains? poor alice
garbage? but i like ke$hA
i like death metal motley crue is totally brutal
aerosmith they work on planes
paula abdul libya is better off without him
celine? it's over my head
The Who? Who?
Bullet for my valentine? wow
Adele? Sorry
REMIX? THAT MEANS SPEEDING IT UP
Journey where to?
Favourite black metal band? Living Colour are my favourite black metal band
Fredie mercury
why does celine dion keep singing rachel berry songs?
'who tf is Paul mccartney?' wearing beatles shirt from hot topic
i've never heard of The Giants or The Patriots they must be good if they're opening for the MaDonna concert!
Bob dylan?? two first names
chop suey? no thank you i had chinese the other night
lil wayne? he's the best rapper alive!
white stripes no thanks i dont do drugs
The police? I prefer firemen
The used? eww
sum 41? like 21 pluS 20?
alice in chains?!? Did the queen of hearts get her?
led zeppelin? that's silly
Grandmaster Flash & the furious five? Ewww
I Got the moves like J&#228;ger Not 21 yet
Megadeth? there's nothing mega about death
DUBSTEP THAT CAME OUT LAST month
holiday in cambodia? no
Rush? No
marilyn manson? shes the worlds sexiest killer right?
infected mushroom? ewww... i don't want to be sick
Bon Jovi? Are they french?
American pie? no thanks im on a diet
Gorillaz sorry
A day to remember? I had one of those last week!
did you hear about that new band? the beatles?
Hurt? nins cover rox
indie rock is like good music if it was boring right?
bob dylan was the jay-z of his generation
yeah i'm totally into kpop ! has only listened to gangnam style.
AC/DC? I like those  adapters for the walls
ac dc? is that a disorder?
red hot chili peppers? no
the hives? I hate wasps!
iwrestledabearonce no you didnt
the devil wears prada? I love that movie
slipknot? im not in scouts
Hotel california? never been there.
A day to remember? Probably my 11th birthday
Boston? No
eMINEM? OH
dying fetus? sorry
FEAR FACTORY? I LOVE JOE ROGAN!
rick roll? is that the fat black guy
Do I like the Beatles? Ew no
Skrillex is so good! i love that band
Blood on the dance floor? Clean it up!
red hot chili peppers? no thanks
Deadmau5? i looove dubstep!
pink floyd? i think my dentist uses that on my teeth
the smiths? WILL SMITHS FAMILY right ?
WHO THE HECK IS BONNY BEAR?
I loved it when stevie wonder Played the national anthem with his electric guitar
Dark side of the moon? isnt that a kid cudi album?
Deep purple? oh no
Florence and the machine? They must do dubstep
Blind Guardian? no my dad has great vision
Zeds dead? RIP
beethoven? you mean
Foo Fighters? lol You forgot the 'D'
Back in black? are you a racist?
SOPA? No thanks
Skrillex dropped the bass? I hope he didn't break it
louie armstrong? duh
skid row is this an underwear joke?
guns n' roses? domestic violence is so sad
weezer? smoking is so gross
goo goo dolls? I think my baby sister collects them
nine inch nails? Shop class is for boys
The Devil Wears Prada? I love that movie!
Come Together? I thought the Beatles cover was better
that's barry white? but
radiohead? i saw them the other day but the guy had more like a rat head...
Massive Attack? Was anyone hurt?
queen? you mean the queen of england?
black metal? satanic african amercians?
Disturbed Not really
adele? No
Gorillaz?  I've seen them at the zoo!
Type O Negative ? THAT'S NOT MY BLOOD TYPE
Blur? I really like their song 'Woohoo'
under pressure? way to copy off vanilla ice
Simple plan seems a bit complicated
Smells Like Teen Spirit this is paramore!
BAD RELIGION? OH
rise against OH NO
Dr. Dre? Nope only listen to my doctor
My favorite green day song? closing time
dubstep? is that a dance? i can only do the cupid shuffle.
I do rock out hard! I crank up my avril lavigne jams to about 3
Pink floyd? I think she goes by just pink now.
Gorillaz? I seen some at the zoo
Phil Collins? Oh
DO I LIKE BUSH? SORRY
Nick cave? no thanks
alice cooper? yeah she's great!
guess who? I don't know thats why i asked
Gets pantsed in jim class Parents sue school for $32584598346983448
REO SPEEDWAGON? EWW. I THINK THOSE CARS ARE UGLY
The rolling stones? surely that's dangerous
Did you know that the beatles  are justin bieber knock offs?!
Do I like 'Old school' music? OMG!  TOtally!!  I LOVEd britney
mos def that would be helen keller
Three days grace? i don't like christian music
Cobra starship? Is that the sequel to snakes on a plane
Guided by Voices? He should really see a psychiatrist
fall out boy why would he want to do that?
Iron maiden is she a superhero?
the who? the who?
Green Day? you mean 'earth day'?
Black Metal? That's Racist!
Slayer? oh you mean buffy?!
Green Day? When is that?
What is my favorite band? Does glee count?
U2 I didn't even say anything
Queen? shes old i think shes like 72
Deadmau5? That's gross...
dr. dre? no
cream? yes please
Neutral Milk Hotel? no we stay at the HOJO
thinks blood on the dancefloor is.... a good band........
i looove blink 182! all the small things
lamb of god? NO THANKS AM A vegetarian
'Do you like the who?' Who?
the police? my uncle is a cop
Skrillex? Omg! The god of dubstep
WAS THAT DUBSTEP? I SWEAR IT WAS CALLED SKRILLEX
master of puppets? jim henson?
who are you...? yeah! i love csi
What music do i listen to? everything
the white stripes? i thought zebras had black stripes.
I *Love* simon engar funkel
Slayer? Omg i love halo!
Sergio Mendez? didn't Obama find him in libya?
3OH!3 They are really talented musicians
Journey? no
TUPAC? My things? where are we going?
cHUCK bERRY? i LIKE bLUEBERRIES MYSELF!
Kenny G? I love jazz!
THE DOORS WHAT DOORS?
Quiet Riot U mean the occupy ppl?
counting crows? how many were there?
tlc! I love the learning channel
The Killers?!? I hope they get life
The Clash? whos fighting?
the smiths? they sound like a nice family.
roger waters? i wonder if he'll do our plants while we vacation.
The Beatles? mayb if they had a catchier name they'd b more popular.
Boy named sue? Sue is a girls name!
Nirvana? no i'm not into buddhism
quEEN? dIDN'T SHE RIP OFF VANILLA ICE?
doesnt know the lyrics sings song anyways
Bright eyes? thank you! they're my favorite feature
SONIC YOUTH? BACK WHEN SONIC THE HEDGEGOG WAS YOUNG?
freddy mercury? no
The velvet underground? must be a pretty place!
Tower of power? omg i love that ride!
cheap trick? that's so mean.
run-dmc? why doesn't he just walk?
pink floyd? Oh
But who makes a Zeppelin out of LEAD?
Primus? No my daddy has a ford
the who? just tell me already!
OZZY OSBOURNE? OH YES THAT GUY FROM SPIDERMAN
Linkin Park My daddy says ii'm not allowed on that side of town
Queens of the stone age? sorry
russian circles? what
nofx? but i need autotune
Van Halen? not really into classical...
tHE RAPTURE? OMG! whEN?!
you love Of mice & men? that's a terrible book!
Temple of the dog? No I'm a christian
master of puppets? i dunno
Nero? i love burning CD's
harder better faster stronger? the original by kayne west is better
George lucas was the singer for wham
deep purple? OMG That'd go great with my powder pink top!
NEW ORDER? Omg
Skrillex? I love skrillex!
Led Zeppelin? That would never work
Down with the sickness? Do you want some pepto bismol?
Dead Milkmen? what's a milkman?
Phoenix ? It's in Arizona
What is your favorite opera? I like phantom menace
bruno mars? yeah i totally listen to black music
MOtion city soundtrack? i havent even seen the movie!
has 'the final countdown' on ipod says they like heavy metal on facebook
OMG PARAMORE songs on ipod: 'The only exception' and 'decode'
Gorilla biscuits? no thanks im not hungry
THE MAINE? I'VE NEVER BEEN THERE
YOU ME AT SIX WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO AT SIX?
I love Brand new brand new what?
Dubstep? What dance is that?
ac / dc ? i've seen those shirts
coldplay? omg the hunger games!
tool A hammer?
the chemical brothers? meh
jourNey? Ok but i have to be back by 8:00
You know you're a music noob when you listen to Pink Floyd albums on shuffle
immigrant song? why isn't it in spanish?
the white stripes? i love zebras!
britney spears? no
Puts m&m's in ears Listens to eminem
i just found this new band called lynyrd skynyrd... i can't wait to see them play live
kate bush the president's daughter?
Fall out boy? what did he fall out of?
Iwrestledabearonce? yeah right!
Circle Jerks? eww
DISTURBED? BY WHAT
Goes to wendy's orders a harlem shake
Kicks you in the nuts OMG Did that hurt??
BLACK FLAG? I CAN't wait for the new assassin's creed game either
the who? it's me
radio gaga? omg do they play lady gaga's songs 24/7?
the monkees didn't they cover that shrek song?
FRANZ FERDINAND? DIDN'T HE DIED?
'foo fighters' a 'kung' goes at the front of that
Owl city? OMG wheres that?
DIsturbed? So there's another green peace organisation?
THE SMITHS? YEAH
I love disturbed yeah
the who? george harrison is such a good bassist
you're singing it wrong! it's 'the show goes on all night'
Eminem? I'd love one!
Def Leppard? you must mean deaf leopards!
Disturbed? no
i like Kelly Osbourne but who's that old guy with her named ozzy?
'What's your FAVOURITE guns n' roses song?' 'Stairway to heaven'
queen? what about the king?
Chubby checker? Can skinny People PLay?
The Ataris? lol I have xbox!!!
My bloody valentine? I hate emo music
john lennon the greatest american to ever live... period
lmfao why are you laughing?
Puddle of Mudd? Oh
HEY TO YOU TOO! BUT MY NAME ISN'T JUDE
mgmt is that a new time zone?
cradle of filth? better clean it!
charlie parker? I love spiderman!
Loves 'Free Fallin' Because John Mayer is so cute
the band? what band? what's their name?
Adele? I love those computers!
parkway drive? next to first street
HOUSE MUSIC IS MY FAVORITE DUBSTEP ARTIST
Biffy Clyro I love Him
hAS IPOD oNLY PLAYS GAMES ON IT
Sick Puppies?  Feel Better
jimi hendrix is black?!
KONY THATS MY TV RIGHT?
'Beatles'? You spelled Beetles wrong!
Hey Jude? Noo
tupac? i think you meant pac-man
I love smashing pumpkins! After halloween
judas priest didn't he betray jesus?
the who? i don't know!
Dr. dre? is he certified?
Baroque music? I guess that's what they called it before they fixed it.
Daft Punk? i like their remake of Stronger by Kanye West
aerosmith? is that like a blacksmith but for arrows?
IRON MAIDEN? ISN'T SHE IRON MANS WIFE?
fall out boy? omg i luv punk wooo anarchy
THE DEVIL WEARS PRADA DO THEY HAVE MALLS IN HELL?
the who the who?
louis armstrong..? mmh..i don't like wrestling
my bloody valentine? yeah
santana is that spanish for santa
arcade fire? Hope everyone got out safe
The WEEKND? DON'T YOU MEAN THE WEEKEND?
send her some old rock songs on facebook this music cant be good
Oasis? I LOVE THAT DRINK!
sMELLS LIKE TEEN SPIRIT? omg i love miley cyrus!
dubstep? I love that band
pixies? why can't you just say 'pictures'
tom waits? what for?
Eminem? I THINK IT'S m&m
Do you like Adelle? No I'm a Mac
BLACK SABBATH IS THAT LIKE GOOD FRIDAY?
omg eminem is the best white rapper in the world beastie who?
Foo Fighters thats not nice
Led Zeppelin how does it stay in the air?
The Devil Wears Prada? Favourite Movie
DREam THEATER? YEAH! I HAVE ONE CONNECTED To the TV
PITCHFORK? I LOVE THAT BAND! I HEARD THEY GOT BAD REVIEWS THO
RADIOHEAD? OH
Skrillex? What kind of fish is that?
Come MY LADY
New order? what happened to my old order?
ALKALINE TRIO? SORRY
Don't listen to music argue about it anyway
alice in chains?!? Omg! Did the queen of hearts get her?
Black Sabbath? I thought that was a Friday...
Snoop dogg I love charlie brown
Dream Theater? Never Been there!
The Beach Boys i love watching them surf
led zeppelin wait
Deep purple? I prefer pink.
Jet? like the plane?
death before dishonor? i love screamo!
Do I like Three Days Grace? Any long weekend is a good one
'all i have to do is dreeeaaaaam' OMG
bon jovi? I don't like them on my pizza
Cage The Elephant? Poor Dumbo!
Acdc? hey i can do the alphabet too!
napalm WHat?
muse i love her
Major tom? i hope he makes it back from iraq ok.
Theory of a dead man? whats his theory?
Radio head? How does it breathe?
Snoop Dogg?  I love the Charlie Brown comic strips!
deicide is that some kind of bug repellant?
system of a down does that mean there's no more electricity?
the doors? i have those in my house
Judas Priest? omg I can't believe he got jesus killed
Slayaaaaaa? As buffy the Vampire Slayer?
tool? yes
bad religion? are they related to blue oyster cult?
classic metal is the best like those atreyu guys
THE BEATLES? EW
boulevard of broken dreams? what city is that in?
Danny elfman? going to mordor right?
MOTORHEAD? I DONT HAVE A CAR
vampire weekend? like
finger eleven? ew gross
QUEEN? I PREFER DEMOCRACY
hard Rock music? i love nickelback!
Dont stop BELIEVING? by glee?
slayer? my brother is that level on runescape!
Kings of Leon There's More than one?
iron maiden? iron man's wife right?
korn? that's not how u spell it
Twisted sister? shes really nice once you get to know her!
joy division? aw
Rolling Stones? Oh
i like  skrillex's old stuff better.
The who? how am i supposed to know them if you don't?
Pantera? is that some sort of cat?
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH? OUUUUUUUCH.
Marilyn Manson? Yeah
Radiohead? THAT'S MY FAVOURITE SONG IN TWILIGHT
madonna? oh
Led Zeppelin? How could it fly?
red hot chili peppers? why would you eat those?
I Love OfwgKTA! LOL WHOS EARL?
The Aquabats? I've Never Seen A Swimming Bat!
Billie Holiday? do we have school off that day?
ac/dc? isn't that a shoe company?
The prodigy? Yes
Short Stack? OMg i love pancakes!
THE OFFSPRING? OFFSPRING OF WHAT?
grateful dead? i love zombie movies!!
the clash? you mean that movie about ancient greece?
asking alexandria? asking her what?
heavy metal? yeah
30 seconds to mars? Isn't mars like really far away?
It Dies Today OMG WHO DIED?!
'bring me the horizon?' How is that possible?
MIKE OLDFIELD? HE SHOULD MAKE A NEW FIELD
Dream theater? let me khow about the next play
big big train? i love thomas the tank engine!
Pink Floyd? My dad listens to him
Motorhead? i'll give them a listen is the lead singer cute?
Justin Beiber? is he that old washed up guy?
Beatles? where? i hate bugs!
queen i love her work
'Metallica?' I asked what band you like and not the music genre
I love British music Listens to one direction
Is sick Goes to dr dre
Fleetwood Mac? Did Fleetwood copy the idea from Apple?
abba... ...dabba doo?
def leppard? did it have an ear infection?
Thunderstruck? No silly!  Only lightning can strike!
COWBOYS FROM HELL? Find Jesus FAST!
QUEENSRYCHE? I love  'BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY'!
ice-t ? what a refreshing drink !
Daft Punk? I like the original kanye west version better
American beauty? I love that movie!
30 seconds to mars? I was already glad they made it to the moon!
the maccabees? i've never heard of that kind of bee.
big big train? how big is it?
He has 99 problems? He should go fix them!
rza? don't you mean razor?
onyx? best pokemon evar!
Tangerine dream? Is That alcoholic?
AREOSMITH? I LOVE THAT STORE!
no doubt is the greatest band ever who is in tragic kingdom?
Gorillaz? i love animals!
Abba I Wish my report card was that good
KanyE west? Kenya is actually east of here
huey lewis? i didn't know donald duck's nephews had a band!
black sabbath? i'm not a satanist
the beatles? did you mean the beetles? i hate beetles
says metal bands dress stupid listens to lady gaga
linkin park? that place sounds beautiful
Farts in class Tune was off
Marylin Manson? She's the best
i love kpop Has only heard gangnam style
various artists is my favourite band
Hollywood undead? isn't that a zombie show on amc?
Gnarls Barkley sounds a lot like cee-lo green
dr. dre? where is his degree from?
davy jones you mean from pirates?
michael jackson is my favorite when is his next performance?
Florence + the machine? my favorite movie as a kid!
Living Colour ? OMG! I LOVE JIM CAREY
Eazy e? Why not eazy a? Wait am I in the right meme?
sex pistols that's disgusting
billy idol inventor of the tv series
richard marx communist
omd i think you mean omg!
tyler the creator 'total eclipse of the heart'
abba nice try!  I know it's spelt 'acdc'.  I'm not stupid
justin timberlake no way!  is he a singer too?!!!
Who Is Feat? and why does he feature in every single song??
disturbed? no
King Diamond? is that jewelry from QVC?
Judas Priest that guy from the bible
u2? are we texting
lil wayne best rapper alive
the doors  what do they have to do with music?
sum 41? Well what am i adding?
Jackson 5? you mean maroon 5
gorillaz? sorry
ORIGINAL cast recording? never heard of them
Van Halen I love that movie!
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS? SOUNDS TASTY!
Dream Theater? I loved inception!
alice in chains? Slavery is so wrong!
I love  techo! whats daft punk?
arctic monkeys? how do they survive the cold?
George Clinton? Wasn't he president?
Overused song lyrics are great for status updates!
barenaked ladies? oh come on! have some dignity and put some clothes on!
One Direction? Isn't That A Street Sign?
50 cent? oh
the Decemberists? Do they make christmas music?
odd future? no
Bloc Party? Whats the address?
LMFAO whats so funny?
death? My cat died once...
korn? i prefer peas
eminem? i only eat the red ones
Disturbed? ill call you a ambulance
Do i like the red hot chili peppers? No i don't. i take em out of my food when it's time for me to eat.
Against me? what did i do
cake? yummy
I heard Kony has a new video out its supposed to be soooooo good
Bloc PARTY? i'M NOT REALLY INTO POLITICS
zz top? never knew that that was a bra size
The goo goo dolls? you still play with toys?
Boards of canada? snowboarding
you wrote
foster the people? how thoughtful
Kraftwerk? I didn't do design and technology
EMINEM? the best choice for a mcflurry
parents said the carpenters were the best what did they make for us?
beck? i liked his show on fox news
I love adele!!! 19? I thought she was 21??
Aesop Rock? Do you mean A$ap Rocky?
misfits? no
ACxDC? oh my gosh i love highway to hell
Black veil brides?? i love how they dress!!
the cure? for what?
noah and the whale? no i'm atheist
PJ Harvey? Didn't he shoot the President or something?
Jane's Addiction? I bet its pain killers
dubstep i like that band
Bullet for my Valentine? I'm going to call the cops!
KEANE? NO
SMASHING PUMPKINS? BUT THAT WOULD RUIN HALLOWEEN!
Ew
im not going to wiz kalifa ur disgusting
Justin beiber is a real guy! thats why im buying his doll
Queen?  Elizabeth the second.
Audioslave? oh dear
Jethro tull? Wasn't she in the beetles?
Lamb of god? You mean john 1:29?
the smiths? yeah
I can name all the beetles Jonny lemon
Sons of anarchy? I don't care about politics!
WHOS ELEANOR RIGBY AND WHY IS SHE SINGING ABOUT THE BEATLES
Beatles? i hate bugs!!
nine inch nails? 'Too long!'
The clash sucks. They totally sampled M.I.A.
Red hot chili peepers? no
Coldplay? I prefer foreplay
Listens dubstep skrillex is the best
LMFAO iS MY FAVORITE DUBSTEP BAND
Weezer? i still call him lil wayne
2pac no i like guys with 6pac
sonic youth? I love nintendo!
chubby checker? i've eaten there before. good burgers.
KATE BUSH LOL IS THAT A PORNSTAR?
BLack friday? rebecca black ft. willow smith?
Boulevard of broken dreams Why would none want to live there?
the queen is dead how old was she ?
i love hip-hop one of my friends is black
Led Zeppelin? didn't they do a song on guitar hero?
Ozzy? omg
Cage The Elephant? That Poor Animal
the Good
toto he didn't sing in the wizard of oz...
ruff ryders? volunteer calvary organized by teddy roosevelt. Learned that in 5th grade
BUSH? My daddy voted for gore
arctic monkeys? didn't know they had monkeys there
a limp bizkit? like a crippled gingerbread man?
savage garden? i almost got raped there the other day!
black metal NIGGAS!! :
Acid-house? I'm sexy and I know it
Crystal Method? OMG
green jello? no thank you i'm not hungry
Deadmau5 ewww get it out of here
exodus is that a jewish holiday?
A7x? I'm terrible at equations.
pantera? they have the best bagels!
Horrorpops? I love halloween candy!
2PAC? nah i dont smoke
Arctic Monkeys? there are monkeys in the arctic?!
the smiths? i hate grocery shopping
311 is that your locker number?
Placebo? I love sugar.
Friday i'm in love? its a cover of rebecca black's song?
bob dylan? oh you mean that old black guy with a sax
Rammstein? My dad collects those
Lady gaga lady gaga
Def Leppard?  Poor thing.
death they must be emo
Dead Kennedys? Caroline is still alive
The clash? are they more like Ke$ha
Glee did it better
Skrillex? I use a george foreman
At The drive-in? I'd like a Whopper
bob seger? oh yeah... the guy from 'full house'!
Bishop allen I don't go to church
Beethoven? Isn't that a d0g?
Crystal castles? OMG Yes
wolfmother? her kids are so cute!
NICE MISFITS SHIRT I LOVE THAT SHOW
happy birthday tupac do you love it when i call you big papa ?
television? nah
RUSH? my sister is in a sorority!
NeuTral milk hotel I think I stayed there once
Boston? But I live in New York!
Papa Roach? Ew I hate bugs
Clutch? idk how to drive a stick shift
Thin lizzy? is she ethiopian?
THE clash: when you wear pink ugg boots and an orange skirt?
Plain White T's? i have three of those
explosions in the sky? we're not in iraq
snfu? well f u 2!!
vanilla ice? got moosetracks?
Rush? What are you hurrying for?
Dubstep? That's my favorite band
STIFF LITTLE FINGERS? DO YoU HAVE ARTHRITIS?
White Chapel? I'm so glad there are still good Christian bands out there.
Clutch? no
Beethoven? I love that movie!
GORILLAZ? They're cute
a day to remember? which one?
friends are laughing play along and act like you know what's happening
A day to remember? What day?
'P Diddy and puff daddy are the same person'??
'limp bizkit?' 'you mean that game where a bunch of guys jerk off onto a biscuit and whoever comes last has to eat it?' (seriously
I LOVE DUBSTEP HAVE YOU HEARD THEIR NEW SONG?
I like every kind of music. Except for rap and country.
gentle giant? i love hagrid!
camel? not one of my favourite animals.
black sabbath recorded iron man specifically for the movie
the monkees? yeah
iggy pop? what does it taste like?
oh my god i love rock music: coldplay
king crimson? what country is he the king of?
garbage? i took that out five minutes ago
guns n roses I don't like guns.
Dr. Dre? I haven't been to his hospital
Eye of the tiger? Is that a disease?
Enter sandman Where do I go in?
Blind melon? Fruits can't see
I.Q.? I'LL TAKE A TEST
Luke Hancock? I loved 'Rockit'
Ice Cube?  Keeps my drink cool
Red Hot Chili Peppers? My favorite type of pepper!
smashing pumpkins? I do that on halloween
Finger 11? I only have 10
American authors what book did they publish?
the police? you mean like a law enforcement quartet?
I love lincoln Park! it's so sunny there!
bread? I'm on a low-carb diet though
the velvet underground? where's that?
Favorite NASCAR personality replies 'thanks' on Twitter Thinks they are now best friends
the beatles why are they covering glee songs?
maroon 5? sorry i try to stay away from artificial food dyes
the pony express was a way to send mail around the old west why didn't they just skype?
cream? no thanks i like my coffee black
Master Of Puppets ? Jeff Dunham is so funny
pantera ? they make the greatest paninis ever !
rick ross ? no
icp ? eww
salt 'n' pepa ? i'd love some on my fries please
Imagine Dragons?  Why would I do that?
'timberlake'??? it's 'bieber'!!!
Abney Park? That's in London
The clash? i love that app!
john cougar mellencamp? Only women can be cougars
Rolling Stones? Oh yea
Salt 'n' Pepa ? i'd love some on my fries please
billy joel the guy that sold j-e-l-l-o?
fleetwood mac? i love hip-hop
Bassnectar? You mean
David Bowie? Sorry I don't read the bible much
tom waits? what is he waiting for?
Swans? One of my fave animals!
Lil Wayne? isn't he john wayne's son?
mICHEAL JORDAN? hES MY FAVORITE SINGER
Blind Pilot? why is he flying when he is blind?
skrillex? him i do know. and yes
i'm a huge neil young fan... his best song is 'horse with no name'
butthole surfers? pervert!
The EMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION?  Sorry
bassnectar? eww fish juice is gross!
Tha Alkaholiks? are so drunk they can't spell 'alcoholics' properly...
blondie?! please don't call me that!
Stone temple pilots? I love ancient alien shows
i'll make a man out of you if you want to have sex 
Korn? i love vegetables!
renaissance? history is boring...
talib kweli? i'm not muslim
Pearl jam? is that good with peanut butter?
The grateful dead? i don't like zombie movies
The grateful dead? those are some polite zombies
What's my name is my favorite rihanna song
Misfits? You Mean the kids who hang out in the bathroom?
flo rida? i'd love to live there some day
Little big town? That game is fun!
METRIC? SORRY I USE THE IMPERIAL SYSTEM
Cannibal Corpse? I don't watch The Walking Dead
EverClear? I <3 Evernescence cover bands!
'yeah i listen to rap' she listens to thrift shop
Jimmy buffet? i've never eaten there before
hoodie allen? my name is jane...
electronic music? i prefer music that was written by people
The Boxer? I love Mumford & Sons!
2 CHainz? no i prefer 1
Working class hero? Yeah i love Green day
She wants revenge? What did you do to her?
AT THE DRIVE-IN? WHAT MOVIES ARE THEY SHOWING?
''OK COMPUTER?'' ''I DIDN'T KNOW COMPUTERS COULD TALK!''
Dethklok? Isn't that a popular toothpaste in sweden?
Usher? I saw a cute one at the movie theater!
Bad Religion ? Islam I guess.
Feed me? Feed me what?
Which one of those guys Is fleetwood mac?
AMG
Linkin park? that's in chicago
ramones? those who sound like greenday!
dale evans who's he?
Bong Studly? am i old enough to listen to that?
Owl city? Why'd you want to live there?
I LOVE COUNTRY WESTERN! LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT!
mastadon... i'm not into cryptozoology.
Owl City? Where's that?
i know so many dubstep bands!  Scrillex... umm...
blood on the dance floor? i love those guys !
metal <333 listens to green day
smashing pumpkins? Sure! Only 3 months until halloween!
janis joplin? oh yeah that girl from mean girls
kaoma - lambada? bad cover of jlo's on the floor
soad 4evaaa only knows lonely day
ben harper / phil collins american publishing house
busta rhymes leann's brother
velvet underground mom renovating the basement
twisted sister does she have m.s.?
cher? of course i would share with you!
i listen to everything except rock and rap
OMG! I had no idea Jesse McCartney's dad played music he should start a band
I love dubstep! she's a really good singer
faith no more oh
flaming lips? don't worry
JPOp? Is that Some kind of soda?
vader? never liked starwars
gene simmons kinda looks like that guy in kiss
Melancholia? Sorry
Hanson? its pronounced 'handSome'
The ghost inside? I luv scary movies!
First ten seconds of Under pressure play 'I love Ice Ice baby!'
alanis? i saw the lost empire when i was a kid
claim she listens to metal a day to remember
Axl rose Isn't that Something off a car?
2pac? is that a new pac-man game?
dubstep? i heard their song
do i like metal? yes
skrillex? no
'omg i luv fun!!1' Has only heard 'We Are Young'
Black metal? Like black veil brides?
RUSH? When i am listening to Bieber
the fugees? no thanks
Weezer? Does He Have Asthma
sTEVEN tYLER? YEAH
Nickelback? ISN'T that tails?
Dead mau five i love them!
Gotye? i didn't know you lived on a farm!
'omg my favorite song!' aggressively turns up stereo and blows speakers
i love metal metal is used to build stuff
Mushroomhead?  Sorry i don't do drugs
I love death metal!  Nickleback is my favorite.
Do I like one direction? yeah
whos daft punk and why does he keep sampling kanye
I just love Glee They have Great original songs
OMG! I LOVE FOO FIGHTERS! WHO'S NIRVANA?
the who? i don't know. you tell me.
joe perry is that like katy's little brother or something?
deadmau5? omg i hate dubstep
red hot chili pepers? nah
odd future? no
slipknot? i prefer the double knot
dubstep? oh yeah i love that band
breaking benjamin? how are we gonna do it?
Skramz? no
Black metal? i love living colour!
Marilyn Manson? Who's SHE?
Above & beyond? No
Never Heard of the Beatles Has selena gomez song as ringtone
'wish you were here' pink floyd song? Isn't a Pink&#180;s song! it&#180;s a Avril Lavigne's song!
job for a cowboy? can my dad apply?!
feat is my favorite artist
Billy Talent? I love him!
the who? thats what im asking you...
protest the hero? no im not much into laws
Cypress hill? What state is that in?
Blink 182? that's a lot of blinking
Megadeth? But I Dont Wanna die
THE POLICE? WHAT DID I DO WRONG?
Linkin park? wheres that?
NEW talented ARTIST OH YOU MEAN JUSTING BIEBER?
Pearl Jam? I only like strawberry jam
infected mushroom? i dont do drugs
satanic surfers? i'm not into extreme metal
MGMT Ninja turtles are not aliens
Journey? they like totally copied 'glee'
The bangles? I am more into rings then bangles
TV on the radio???? omg is that a new app??
led zeppelin? i haven't taken chemistry yet
Black eyed peas? its ok
Jimi hendrix is dead?!?
The Lonely Island? Islands can't have friends
Beethoven? I like the dubstep remix of that
Black Veil Brides? I love Them! only knows knives and pens
MGMT Is that a new time zone?
Dead End Path? I guess i should go a different way
FLOGGING MOLLY?  IS SHE A TRANSFER STUDENT?
hollywood undead are they zombies?
Paramore? No thanks
Eminem? Ooh! I love the red one!
The weeknd? that's my favorite part of the week!
kerser? i heard he is currently dealing with health problems
the airborne toxic event? i hope the oxygen masks deployed
mozart? oh yeah he wrote a requiem for a dream!
DURAN DURAN WTF IS THAT?
pachelbel canon? didnt know he had a weapon
yea im a bit of a metal head avenged sevenfold rocks!
korn? no thanks. too many carbs
THE CURE? YEAH
RUsh? of course i love lipstick
Cage the elephant? Why? is it loose again?
korn? that's not how you spell 'corn'!
Sublime? Music makes me feel good too.
BASSHUNTER OH no those poor fish!
backstreet boys? my mommy told me to avoid the back streets...
twisted sister mine's quite normal
avantasia? No thanks
Green day? Don't you mean St. Patrick's day?
coldplay? i prefer to stay indoors during winter
quiet riot how is that possible?
Deadmau5? Get it out of my room!!!
Green day? When is it i love recycling
The Beach Boys? Don't they know it's winter?
My parents said they were listening to the beatles... so i called an exterminator!
diversity summit? i didnt know there was a mountain on campus
Monkees? I saw some at the zoo once
did you know the 'woohoo' man is a gorrila?
Boston? never been there before!
12th planet? infact
the band perry? i didn't know katy had siblings!
8 grammys? but how come this adele has 4 parents?
LEMMY? Let yoU what?
Bruno mars? Cool they discovered a a new planet
Chuck berry? it's called a blackberry
The SMiths? oh
Clutch? I love pink ones
Black Sabbath? Is that a thing for black jews?
Chuck berry? don't you mean buckcherry?
I love Marilyn Manson! She's so goth!
Aesop rock? never heard of that genre
Neutral Milk hotel? where is that?
fleetwood mac? nah
Red hot chili peppers? No thanks
OMGGGGG I LOVE A7X!! who is the rev ?
Meat Loaf? No thanks
Party rockin? we're not on a boat
no i dont like the beatles they are disgusting creatures
smoke on the water? Is it on fire?
Amy lee? Sorry
machine head? thought it was called mechanic
Bach? I like your accent
Punk Rock? I love All Time Low!
Coldplay? what a hipster
you like coldplay? what a hipster
WTF? Lorena is that you?
house music? naw
Black Flag? No thanks
Smashing pumpkins? Sounds messy.
Stiff little fingers? my grandma goes to the doctor for that
Dead kennedy's? We learned about JFK in histroy class
Artwork?   I DON'T LIKE TO DRAW
slipknot omg they are the heaviest band on earth
DRUMS ARE EASY
radiohead omg ya my head is filled with radio songs i could sing them all day
Favorite who song? Teenage wasteland
volbeat? like the pokemon?
DIMMU BORGIR? WHAT A FUNNY NAME
Your Favourite Album is 'Ten'? Yeah
Slipknot? omg tHAT'S MY FAVOURITE HAIRSTYLE!
Jerry Garcia? yes please
Aesop Rock? i love a$ap Rocky!!!
BLINK 182? MY EYES WILL HURT!
tool? ask in home depot
john lennon oh yeah the soviet guy
WHO NAMES THEIR KID AERO SMITH?
nickelback? no
jack black? the serial killer?
Rush? i only play team deathmatch
doesn't understand meaning of song it's about drugs
OMG I <3 Dallas Green! WAit
HUM? Don't most bands just sing?
siouxsie and the banshees? I love Tim Burton's movies!
Kenny G? oh
NWA? I don't like sports.
Yeah
Grunge? That's a photo effect
30 Seconds To mars? i'm pretty sure mars is months away
NINE INCH NAILS? YOU CAN GET THOSE AT HOME DEPOT...
Wu TANG? I Don't like chinese
MOs DEF? you mean beethoven.
Do you like alice cooper? i think she is in my math class
lynyrd skynyrd Didn't he die?
Tom Sawyer? What a great book!
System of a down? did the stock market fail again?
camel? i prefer marlboro
Black eyed peas? No thanks
tyler the creator? no
'Roses or Stones?' 'For what
Judas Priest? I don't like screamo
the fugees? i love those apples!
genesis are they a christian rock band?
less than jake? who is jake?
fall out boy? do i really look like a boy?
50 cent? No
Oh! i know that song! ..it's from rockband!
patti smith? will has a new daughter?
afghan whigs? there must be a lot of hair loss in afghanistan
the doors? of what?
JOSE CARreras? do they make porsches in mexico?
suede? i prefer leather.
dub step? no thanks im already in irish dancing
Motion city soundtrack? I never even saw the movie
Black Sabbath sucks For sampling Kanye.
Bohemian Rhapsody? yes I like it! justin bieber is such an artist
down with the sicknesses by disturbed? sorry i dont want to get sick
Jamiroquai? i like him!
what does cocaine  have to do with a baby
The STOOGES? I don't think they're very funny.
oh my gawd the bladk eyed peas concept album is soo good
Army of lovers? I'm not that kind of girl!
wu tang clan... they're black???
u2? I love classic rock
DREam THEATER? YEAH! I HAVE ONE CONNECTED To the TV
I listen to all music except for that death metal crap
hey jude ...MY NAME IS AMY?
jack lemmon? i love the beetles!
new order? what happened to my old order??
boards of canada? i'm not into politics
Ice Cube? No thanks
Sub Lime? I love Key Limes! MMMMM
The Doors? I know all about doors
Dead Kennedys? JFK was liek the greatest president before obama
why i have HEADCRAB HAIR?
the police? i'm innocent!
the four seasons? winter
reo speedwagon? my brother has a radio flyer
AC/DC ? Not good at maths sry
Flo rida? i like new york
muddy waters? Don't step in it.
'EDM fandom <3' 95% of blog is deadmau5 and skrillex
buys a record wonders why there's a dinner plate in her drawing
august burns red? what's wrong with that month?
Dead mau 5? there bassist iz sew good
Dream Theater? Never Been there!
The animals? What kind?
blink-182? i hate them! they copied jedward!
I LOVE ODD FUTURE! ONLY HEARD 'YONKERS'
Bon Iver? no I don't speak french
The rolling stones i hope someone stopped it
dark side of the moon new twilight movie?
You know
Ritchie Blackmore he's my favourite rapper
Dubstep? i like that by chris brown
red hot chili peppers? no thanks
cage the elephant? how dare they!
2 minutes to midnight? that's 58 minutes past my bedtime!
black flag? does that mean that the race is over?
Brian Wilson? The Giants' closer writes songs too!?
men at work? what do they do?
brian eno? i'm into that industrial stuff
'MisseD beavis and butthead' born after it was cancelled (>1997)
IZ? is what?
knopfler? no
blue oyster cult? oh
working class dog? that's mean. who'd make a dog work like that?
sugar cubes? sorry
Cake? Yes
arcade fire? aw man
I CAN'T BELIEVE THAT THE ROLLING STONES  HAVE REFORMED
dead or alive? well
Lou Reed? I love him in velvet revolver
GIPSY? that shakira song?
cute is what we aim for? same
los campesinos!? don't speak spanish.
Amy winehouse? My parents just came back from there
1984? I LOVE THAT MOVIE
LeAd Zeppelin? How do those even fly
apartment 26? i live in a house.
reggaeton? Is that near des moines?
ARCADE FIRE? OMG! Is everyone ok?
Deep Purple? i like magenta better
led zeppelin? is that safe?
Eminem? Blue ones are the best!
LoliCORe? Well I do have a Sweet Tooth
slipknot No i wasn't in girl scouts
Ill Ni&#241;o? he needs to go to the doctor!
kiss? they so coppied black veil brides
Dinosaur jr? I love the land before time!
Teenage Wasteland That song is so me
green day? they're cool so i called my band blue week
Jesse Mccartney he was in the beatles
don't want to be an american idiot but you're australian
Rolling stones? omg where's the landslide?
ska? crows sound so annoying
ac/dc? yeah
have i heard loser? yeah
SCORPIONS? Oh No! I'M SO AFRAID OF THEM
journey? no sir
The beach boys ripped off Katy perry
judas preist? no
The Airborne Toxic event? Is that when we dropped the atomic bomb on tokyo?
Pendulum? no
My morning jacket? But it's still summer!
Taylor Swift? How fast can she make dress??
I get it
DR DRE? NO DR STEPHENS
The b52's? i'm only into peace thanks.
the vaccines? man
the Postal service? they send me catalogs
Foo fighters? who's foo and whay are they fighting them?
USHER? MJ'S INSPIRATION RIGHT?
VAMPIRE WEEKEND? OMG!!! I'LL BRING MY TWILIGHT DVDS!
rob thomas? whats so valuable?
red hot chilli peppers? yeap it goes well with pizza
30 second to mars? wow that's fast!
SUGARCULT? IS THAT LIKE A CLUB FOR FAT PEOPLE?
INTERPOL IS A POLICE ORGANIZATION
in which church is judas priest?
Arctic monkeys?  OMG! They need a blanket!
Chicago I've been there!
How was a day to remember? sick!
Led zeppelin? Not anymore!
Alan parsons project? is that going to be at the science fair?
Cher? no thanks
Charlie danieLs no thanks. I'Ll tAke a MIKE's hard lemonade tho.
judas priest sorry i'm not christian
CSNY? i love that show
INDIE ROCK WHY WOULD I WANT TO BE BE IN IT
smashing pumpkins? wait
Deep purple that's my favourite color!
ROXY MUSIC? MY FAVORITE KIND!
Uses bad excuse not covering my insecurity
crowded house? I love electro
Kelly Clarkson? I don't like hard rock
August burns red? No
A beatles song? Hey dude?
ACDC? EFG. NOW I KNOW MY ABC
a-ha? what happened?
Presidents of the united states of america obama
skrillex? I prefer 7th generation cleaning agents
LINKIN PARK? I HEARD THERE'S A RAPIST THERE
led zeppelin? haha
korn? i prefer peas.
slayer? what did she do to deserve that?
manchester orchestra? i hate classical music...
Goo goo dolls? i had a barbie too once
Death Note? Sorry i dont listen to emo music
KMFDM? WTF?
Tool? mAYBE AT HOME DEPOT
I like that one Beatles song that goes Na.. Naa.. na-na-na-naa Hey
OMG  DEAD MOW FIVE IS SO GOOD!
Slayer are we talking about buffy?
Auburn? sorry
Liquid swords? HOw do they cut then?
the who who?
i know
ronnie james dio? is that something at denny's?
WOW CRACKS IS SUCH A cool SONG I'M GOING TO KAPUTT
joy division by the wombats?
new order? no i'm happy with what i ordered
The black parade? you racist!
just the way you are? i heard billy joel stole the song title from bruno mars
lamb of god and white chapel?? No I don't listen to Christian music
lamb of god and white chapel?? No I don't listen to Christian music
AC/DC? Sorry
RUSH what are we running for?
A Day to Remember? 9/11 was tragic
Bomb The music industry? omg someone must stop them!
emo? i saw those at the zoo once.
flyleaf? yes they do.
As blood runs black? blood is red silly!
Simon & Garfunkel? i'm not really into harry potter
after the burial? i guess they just had to move on
eminem? umm no thanks
parkway drive? no
Bj&#246;rk? you're the bjerk.
Oh yeah
Korn? I like it on the cob
Strapping young lad? lol
Peace sells is my favourite beatles song
led zeppelin isn't he dead?
Passion Pit? EWW My virgin ears!
The living end? my parents don't let me watch SCARY movies
The Macarena? I love them in cookies
Skillet? I USUALLY use the stove-top
The Police? I didn't know cops could play in a band
I only listen to the best in metal Animals as leaders
Daft punk? are you insulting me?
All time low? Having a bad day?
LMFAO? LOL!
Alexisonfire? OMG put her out!
ice cube? my drink's already cold
she wants revenge? what did the bastard do to her this time?
love tokio hotel likes heavy metal on fb
sex? eh
Sting? I have ointment!
you listen to queen? did you know freddie mercury is gay?
I am really into mathrock Polvo
register on dating site to find relationship ignore people who are interested in you
The doors are they open?
When a song has only 4 chords... its the best song in the world!
sonic youth? i don't play videogames
dubstep <3 nuff said
American football? sorry
ac/dc? I thought air conditioner was just ac
Rush? Why are you in a hurrY?
lamb of god i love christian songs!
Rob Zombie? F#ck that
BLOC PARTY? WHERE?
WU-TANG CLAN? ARE THEY CHINESE?
I THOUGHT RUN-DMC WAS A T-SHIRT COMPANY
I listen to all music cept country n stuff
NINE INCH NAILS? Whoa
Justin bieber? when i was a kid it was all about the joe bros
Justin bieber? when i was younger it was all about the joe bros
Ozzy osbourne? I'm not into Australian music!
The Flaming lips? you should get that checked out
Skrillex? Didn't he invent Dubstep?
Death metal? isn't that just screamo?
JUDAS PRIEST? I'M AN ATHEIST
John lennon? wasn't that vladimir's brother?
Do I like rainbow? Sure! Do you like fluffy cloud?
Skrillex? I love Skrillex!
conducting from the grave? i didnt know zombies were musically talented
Rise against? The machine.
Music is my life Still uses headphones that came with her cell phone
cAGE THE ELEPHANT? hOW CRUEL
Pantera? I love their broccoli cheese bead bowls!
Linkin Park? Yeah
The devil wears prada? i've seen parts of that movie
THE BAND? WHAT BAND?
Wiz khalifa? Hes my favorite harry potter character
amadeus? oh yeah the black guy from matrix
dubstep? i've only seen concrete steps here
gza? ewwwww
Attila? you mean the hun?
Mick Jagger? You must mean Swagger Jagger
Raluca coldplay e muzica
talks about a music festival all year decides not to go last minute
Neutral Milk hotel? I hope they don't have bed bugs
Ra ra riot Didn't that happen in London?
Alberta Cross ShE is so good
APril marCh You have your months miXed up
Marvin Gaye? OMG when did he come out?
Blue Oyster Cult? Is that one of those crazy religious groups?
rob zombie? no
Oslo in the summertime? Don't joke about that stuff!
Billy Joel? That Green Day guy?
Negative APPROACH?  I prefer to stay posi
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE BEST ROLLING STONES SONG ever
iron maiden? sounds like it hurts.
Toy Dolls? i stopped playing with those years ago
toxic narcotic? No thanks I dont do drugs
asking alexandria? Whos alexandria? And what is he asking?!
Dot dot curve? omg! I LOVE CONNECT the dots!
One republc? oh i went there on vacation last summer!
WONDERWALL? it fell in 1989
fleet foxes? awww i love baby animals!
the cramps? no I'M NOT ON MY PERIOD
CHOKING VICTIM? SOMEONE GIVE THEM CPR!
MGMT? I love kids
Mumford & Sons? You meant sanford & sons
Evanescence? I love her!
Led Zeppelin? That would never fly
The Strokes? No
biffy clyro? I hate them! they stole matt cardle's song!
iron maiden? Made in what?
the strokes? my uncle had one of those
deadmau-five? i love that band!
Opeth? Isn't That Just Gothic rock?
The Who? No seriously. Who?
james taylor was he president?
Kid A? I'm 13
a skylit drive? but i don't even have my license yet!
the queers? that's rude! say 'homosexual'.
SCAT? IS THAT a rock band?
Red hot chili peppers? Sorry i dont like spicy things
MUse? They should be grateful that twilight got them so famous
the jackson five? didn't they like
Stevie nicks? Never heard of him
seminal 60's garage rock? ew
Who's feat?  He's in almost every song
Yes I listen to hard Rock Nickleback is awesome!
iggy pop? oh yeah
Less Than Jake? Does that mean it's called 'Adventure TIme with Finn'?
FALL OUT BOY? OMG - WHAT DID THEY FALL OUT OF?
'METAL IS JUST NOISE' 'I LOVE DUBSTEP'
Gazprom!? What dress should I wear?
NWA NATUROPATHS WITH ATTITUDE
no your a tool
Bruce Springsteen? The boss? NOT Mine. I Don't Have a job
Participates in no makeup challenge uses filter
MC Hammer My dad has that tool.
Can't touch this? Yes I can!
Twilight zone tHERE'S A fifth TWILIGHT MOVIE?
Dr. Dre? Does he work in a hospital?
crush 40? 40 what? tell me so i can crush it
alan parsons project? What did he make?
Cher? Share what?
Skinny puppy? It might have worms
No Doubt? I'm positive
Lil Jon How short is he?
Thomas dolby? Surround Sound!
Black metal? Since when do they make metal for black people?
Alexi Laiho? Never heard of her
Black Sabbath? Is that when you go to church on sunday night?
ДДТ? Я не из Германии
The Wall? Yeah
Killswitch Engage? Isn't that a military term?
alice in chains? must be a horror remake of alice in wonderland
judas Priest? i dont go to chuch
limp bizcuit i dont dunk
megadeth that sounds terrible
The beatles? eeew
bob marley? he makes good tea
The turtles? raphael is my favorite
green day? that's not till tomorrow.
Johnny cash? I just use a debit card
judas priest ? i love seeing my friends at church!
iron maiden ? I've seen those shirts
Biggie Smalls? He needs to stop Copying Rick Ross
Earth
2PAc? So is that like
Slipknot? Sorry i'm not a boy scout
A-HA? I NEVER REALIZED
My favorite backstreet boy? JC Chasez!
early november? I usually have tons of halloween candy left
babyface? omg
OF COURSE LED ZEPPELIN IS HEAVY METAL LED IS HEAVY
Propane Nightmares? Hank Hill's Worst Nightmare.
i love eminem slim shady? who's that?
Danny Elfman? That's not a nice thing to call little people!
I give the best head because its all i got
MY BLOODY VALENTINE? OMG I LOVE EMO
Allison Chains? She doesn't sound female
Who are the Zombies?!? And why did they rip off Eminem?!?
louis armstrong? you mean that guy that walked on the moon?
the who? i don't know
i just discovered this guy. john lennon
alice in chains? why don't they let her go?
pronounces 'deadmau5' dead moe five
deadmau5? who killed it?
run dmc omg! you gotta hear this new group!
hears sir mix-a-lot for the first time 'but i thought he was a dj'
captain beefheart? ewww!!! I hate meat!!!
muddy waters? i only drink bottled water
justin bieber? omg! he's so talented! i have
30 seconds to mars? ummm... more like
blink 182? 182 times? ok
Rosh Hashana featuring Rabbi Totally love their beatz
Tuba Mirum? I play tuba in band
samake? isn't that one of the shinee members?
led zeppelin? you can make a blimp out of lead?
I asked your favorite band Boston is a city
radiohead? mine is called an ipod
Disturbed? i can give you my psychiatrists number you know
lance bass? i suppose. you gotta eat right?
justin timberlake the social network guy
justin timberlake? the social network guy?
Won 2 tickets to concert of snoop dog Brings ceasar milan
The police Hides weed
Don McLean? Why can't Don spell 'clean' properly?
Grease They ripped off Glee
Disturbed? Sorry
omg ur iron maiden t-shirt is so cool! i bought one with the same text at h&m
Asked if she likes Guns N' Roses I love roses but i don't like guns they kill people
'wonderwall' was composed by one direction not oasis
*N Sync? It takes forever which is why I hate itunes
the motto? dont drink and drive?
Danny Elfman? That's not a nice thing to call little people!
Enya you know
*n Sync? you mean
98 degrees? I know it's summer but it couldn't have been that hot today
genesis? The old sega or the old testament?
I LOVE INDIE MUSIC MUSE? I PREFER JUSTIN!
bullet for my valentine? that is a horrible valentines day gift
Watches Beverly Hills Cop Hey They stole that song from crazy frog!
don't stop me now? great
Dave Matthew's Band? what did he name his band anyway?
2pac? Is he like 2 chainz brother?
breaking benjamin ? no
Fera vai jogar minecraft
Of course I know who Radiohead is the Creep album is like awesome
me gusta ese nuevo look de pitbull con candado y chaqueta de cuero
adam levine? I love her songs!
black eyed peas? my moms on this diet where she can't have those
metallica? must be spanish for 'metallic'
what kind of metalica band you like?
do you know paul mccartney? yes i do! he's stella father!
American Idiot? You mean Mitt Romney?
Star Wars? I didn't know there was a war in Hollywood!
Queen? Don't you mean king? freddie mercury is a boy
Meditating is better than sitting around doing nothing.
98 degrees that's almost normal body temperature!
modest mouse? I thought their name was good news for people who love bad news
I love Daft Punk What's Aerodynamic?
jimmy eat world? is that a chef or something?
WHATS MY FAVORITE SONG BY TYLER THE CREATOR? YONKERS.
the beatles? you mean 'the beetles'?
the beatles? you mean 'the beetles'?
sevendust is my favourite black metal band
combichrist is my favourite christian techno band
At the Drive-in? No
Slayer? Sorry I don't like halo
disturbed? how so? I'm always quiet when people study
Trent Reznor? didn't he beat randy couture?
CCR? yea
demigodz ? i love that tier on memegenerator
dillinger escape plan ? i hope they got away safely
led zeppelin? yea
purple haze? i love prince!
marilyn manson ? i love goth music !
King Diamond ? Sweet Caroline is my favorite song !
the demigodz ? i love christian hip hop !
marilyn manson ? i loved her movies from the 60's !
Brian Eno? No I don't like emo
plain white t's? sorry
Dr. Dre? my mom watches mehmet all the time!
Metallica their first album was the untitled one with the black cover
Dream Theater? Who watches movies in their dreams?
The Black Crowes? Is there any other kind?
RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS? NO THANKS
Insane Clown Posse ? I love underground hip hop !
I listen to everything except rap and country! what is this faggy crap?
How do i play this c-hashtag note?
I GIVE BLOWJOBS  TO MAKE FRIENDS
c#? You mean c hashtag?
Heart? Aww! I heart you too!
RATT? KILL IT! KILL IT!
Steely dan? mom says she knows all about him
led zeppelin? wouldn't it be smarter to make it out of something lighter?
Usher? Didn't his house fall down?
Marking time? i guess you could mark down 3:30
of mice & Men? oh. i love that book.
panic at the disco? what happened?
eminem? who are they?
Meatloaf? I don't really like meaT
Guns and Roses? Aren't guns illegal?
I love dubstep they're my favorite band
FUNKNASTY OMG
The Cure? for what?
Alan parson's project Didn't that take first in the science fair?
greenday? is that the same as earth day?
Skrillex? Is that a hip hop Artist?
30 seconds to mars? I was already glad they made it to the moon!
ice-t with ice cube? what a refreshing drink!
jedi mind tricks? star trek is lame!
lmfao @ this joke i just heard
m.o.p? best wow expansion ever!!
rick ross? i thought it was called a rick roll?
timbaland? best work boots ever!
skrillex? is that a pokemon?
Wang Chung? He's in my fiFth hour class
every time i die? I thought YOLO?
d12? I prefer normal dice
bleeding through? better put a bandage on that!
Buys brad paisley album i forgive you
Bassnectar? No
Aesop Rock? I think you meant Aesop's Fables
ill bill? he needs go see the doctor!
boston get's cold in the winter
Julee cruise? where does she surf?
angelo badalamenti? which 7/11 does he work at?
NIRVANA? DESCULPA
A perfect circle? That's what I get if i use a pair of compasses
I LOVE ELECTRONIC MUSIC I'Ve NEVER BEEN TO A RAVE THOUGH
Cannibal corpse? i don't like horror films
Am i crazy or u making me one?
antrax? isn't that a type of poison?
the mars volta? is that the name of a spaceship?
Bob marley? is that some type of spice?
the wailers? is that what they call babies now?
The strokes? is that the name of a swimming team?
the strokes? is that the name of a retirement home?
Queens of the Stone Age? are they characters from the bible?
blink-182? what HAPPENED to the other 181?
pantera?  sorry i dont speak spanish
Twinkle Twinkle Little derp
adele? no
the beatles? ya
The beatles? i don't really like bugs
The Pixies? i love fairy tales!
Bob marley? i haven't heard of that spice
megadeth? SOMEONE find a cure quickly!
metallica? is it shiny?
Lil wayne is an icon
harlem shake no thanks
Adele My laptop?
BullEt for my valentine? But he doesn't own a gun
thrift shop? I only buy new
Harlem Shake is the new call me maybe
california love? I love katy perry!
john waters? i love pink floyd
Foster the people? Isnt that a place for old people?
the rock? didn't know there is only 1 rock on earth
311? Is that some new emergency phone number?
LED ZEPPELIN? I'd NEVER FLY IN ONE OF THOSE
harlem shake? which shop can i order that from?
Jethro tull? isn't that the guy that invented the seed drill?
basshunter? Not really much of a fisherman myself.
Slayer? yeah i like buffy too
Barenaked ladies? Omg
billie holiday? I love him!
Aerosmith i like aeropostale
treble clef? an earthquake is coming!
Kid rock? Son of pet rock?
Smashing pumpkins? When theres starving kids in africa?
Jackson 5? Was that just before ios6?
Elvis presley? The 90210 car wreck guy?
Jamie lee Fox? The guy with parkinsons?
Kiss? Mom says i'm too young
Coldplay? Thats how you get pneumonia
The doors To Narnia?
Kid rock? Wheres his parents?
Pink? She's talented
RADIOHEAD? I PREFER TV
Nickelback? Yeah I love death-metal
biggie smalls? So which is it?
slipknot? how do you tie that
Radiohead? I prefer tv
beats by dre are the best headphones ever you can really here the bass
Techno? i say tech-yes
milli vanilli? I like ice cream!
rolling stones? are you a cave man?
yes i love death metal chuck who?
datsik? no
Christopher Cross? Aren't those the two kids that wore their clothes backwards?
'I LOVE MACKLEMORE!' Only listens to 'Thrift shop'
Teen Spirit? I Don't know that fragrance
White snake? ew perv no one wants to see your anatomy
black metal? you mean african metal?
Justin Bieber! !!!
Who is beethoven?
Stockhausen! !!!
the who? Oh
Maroon 5? What does that color look like?
extended? He has a lot of mixes
led zepplin? i think my grandpa drove one of those
it's so hard to understand metal lyrics loves gangnam style
As long as you love me? I love JB
all time low ? sorry i am not depressed
Do i like toto? yeah he's a cute dog from wizard of oz
how about u2 ? yes
tv on the radio? technology is amazing!
help! ? call 911
Silly Maroon 5 You mean moves like Jaguar
My morning jacket? ITs more like a thin Cardigan
Tom waits? For what?
smoke on the water? it's probably just fog.
Rolling Stones? Better Step Out of The Way...I don't want to get run over
Stairway to Heaven? Angels fly
you love poison? omg suicide is never the answer
arctic monkeys? yeah i heard they're a rare speicies
one direction? is it north
vocal jazz
i love death metal like black veil brides
JUSTIN BIEBER BECAME FAMOUS ALL ON HIS OWN WHO'S USHER ?
Rocknroll? jo
Rammstein ? lol
Let england shake ? what ?! BUT THEIR ACCENT IS SO CUTE <3<3<3
MGMT ? THAT&#180;S SHORT FOR MANAGEMENT 
Pink floyd? i didn't know pink had a surname
Taylor swift Is a virgin
Kate bush ? oh
Bjork ? sorry
LAIDBACK LUKE How Laidback is he?
KAMO? NO. I DONT LISTEN TO HARDSTYLE!
billy talent? he's a nice guy
Cake? totally my favorite dessert!
Smashing pumpkins? No
Wu TANG? orange is my favorite.
The Beatles? Eww I don't like bugs
I love nirvana We should see them live sometime
daft punk didn't know that the Power Rangers were djs
the birthday mascara? sounds like a good present idea
house of the rising sun that's where the emperor of japan lives right?
django reinhardt? don't you mean 'unchained?'
the police? where?
psy trance? i love psy !
Daft Punk? I love dubstep!
WU TANG CLAN? YES
my favorite member of the who? cindy lou.
pays for satellite radio listens to pop station
Daft punk? i don't even like normal punk.
Pearl Jam? Does that taste good?
why do all these popular bands copy glee?
FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH? SORRY
Reagan Youth? i think my brother was born back then
Ghost? Ghosts don't exist.
Slayer? I don't play Halo
how dare you insult justin bieber while i'm insulting the beatles!
Sing for the moment by eminem? Im so glad aerosmith used that beat for dream on
Xbox? You mean a box shaped like an x?
Black Sabbath? No
Best Green day song? 21 guns from the album  american idiot!!1
Gets pantsed in jim class Parents sue the school for $4809350740574837
if you like 2pac you're going to love lil wayne!
Dogs eating dogs? i think i saw that on animal planet! so sad!
mozart? sorry i dont like paintings
handel? its a sliding door
the king of rock n' roll who's that?
Beach House? I HAve One OF ThosE!
the alicia keys i always forget them
after the burial omg who died?
I don't listen to mainstream music i listen to lil' wayne
Says playing the banjo is more fun than guitar plays it like a guitar
the cure? i'm not ill
Phillip Phillips? Wilson Phillips Must be proud!
nickelback? they're great!
Green day? Sure
skrillex? an item that we use to fry eggs?
Tupac? Tupac of what?
double bass? really? you don't need two bass players!
Metallica is best <3 i love st.anger!
Omg i love that band!! knows only their most popular song
Can't Touch This?  Why not?  Is it a ghost?
listens to susan boyle 'she uses too much autotune.'
Mariah Carey?  too bad she only just makes christmas music
omg i love skrillex! SONNY MOORE? no i dont like the beatles
do i ever listen to judas priest? please... i 'm an orthodox christian!
i love Eminem! Who's Slim shady?
I love Queen Too bad Bohemian Rhapsody is their only song
odd future? i dont believe in psycics
fav rolling stones song? moves like jagger
what instrument does skrillex playin his band?
''OK COMPUTER?'' ''I DIDN'T KNOW COMPUTERS COULD TALK!''
i listen to real hip hop
Rush?? No
The butterfly effect? i love ashton kutcher!
omg skrillex is so talented how can he play all those instruments at once
Coroner still sucks the big one and that's that
this girl is on fire omg someone call 911!
freebird? is that about the american eagle?  I love patriotic songs!
'MUSIC IS MY LIFE' LISTENS TO JUSTIN BIEBER AND ONE DIRECTION
U2???! ISN'T THAT
U2???! OMG
Emancipation proclamation? No
Pitbull? i haven't ever sean a bull show.
the decemberists? i love christmas music!
Prince Charles?
Who is this new band SWANS RIPPING OFF Godspeed?!?!?!
ice-t? what am I
DEADMAU5 'OH THAT POOR MOUSE'
HURRICANE SANDY BITCHES BE LIKE: CUDDLING WEATHER
i can't believe some crappy band called 'oasis' copied one direction's song 'wonderwall'!
I listened to johnny cash's 'hurt' How emO!
REO Speedwagon? I think my uncle drives one
Omg you're 13 and you still haven't lost your virginity? You must not be from redding or something
first aid kit? Oh no
Why do old bands Keep copying songs from 'Glee?'
Jayz aren't they a baseball team?
Skrillex is the inventor of dubstep
DUBSTEP? I LOVE THEM TOO!
i WATCH ANIME ONLY SEEN ANGEL BEATS
My chemical Romance? but science class is boring!
johnny cash? 50 cents dad.
I love jazz! Listens to michael Buble
body modz r lyk my lyf support body modz in da work place has just her ears pierced
2pac? no
just checked my vocal range falsetto
my favorite skrillex song?  note to self.
you've got a vinyl collection? i saw that at forever 21
joy division? she's amazing!
says favorite band is beatles  cant name one song by them
'i have the best tumblr. in the world' only has a free theme
'I have the best tumblr. in the world' Only has a free theme
Pearl Jam? They make jam out of pearls?
Dead milkmen? Zombies deliver milk?
COmbichrist? Sorry
Billy talent  never heard of him
You Like country Music You must own a farm
AC DC? 'DON'T YOU MEAN 'A
mcintosh? i love tosh.o!
linkin park? So that's why there are many broken pots and the tall grass is cut in central park.
Call Me Maybe? But I don't Have A Phone
Patti Smith  is like
The Beatles are overrated pop  i love anco and radiohead
DR WHO? I LOVE HOUSE!
likes avicii hates tim berg
Black veil Brides? YEAH I'M LIKE SO EMO
Lady Gaga is Madonna
Metallica is my favorite trash metla band
A Day to remeber OMG!! They're so heavy!!
Jefferson airplane Thomas Jefferson had an airplane?
Pandora? Wasn't that in the avatar movie?
Typical year 8 'omg i love dubstep'
Scorpions? yes
TLC? I love that channel!!!
WHo's journey? and why are they ripping off glee?
gorillaz? you mean the big black monkeys? why would you listen to that?
five for fighting is that like... a boyband?
'METALLICA?' WHAT METALLICA BANDS DO YOU LIKE?
iron man? You mean the movie?
i love metal i listen to NICKLEBACK 24/7
The Script?  I'm not an actress
buddy holly ? he's such a hipster !
You like Skrillex too? We listen to all the same music!
Nickelback? i hate getting change!
John Muir Yeah
The Beatles? Why do you guys like bugs so much?
Yeah I love beatles She loves you ya ya ıs my favourite
why does madonna copy lady gaga?
RAm jam? no i prefer raspberry
Arctic monkeys ? don't they get cold ?
50 cent ? I'm english.
creed?! i heard they're really good!
Beethoven's 5th? is he okay to drive home?
Bach? From what?
daft punk? i don't like punkrock
dc talk? yeah
The lead singer for the foo fighters looks just like the drummer that was in nirvana
TIME SIGNATURE? It's 10:45
SLEEPING WITH SIRENS? IS THAT even POSSIBLE?
Mick jagger? omg
Smashing pumpkins? Wait until HALLOWEEN
Reads that Bieber went to a phish concert i love that song gin and juice!!!!!
purity Ring? No thanks im not abstinent
screamo?  yea its when scene people are in emo bands
Highway to Hell? Great Metallica song!
ac\dc? i think you forgot your abc's
Who's Guns n roses? I bet jb is better
ROy fachman made me cry
oh yeah i'm a big fan of hip-hop eminem
smashing pumpkings? with a bat?
Def Leppard? sounds like a zookeepers nightmare!
Arctic Monkeys? Didn't Think they could survive that climate!
Billie Holiday? He's awesome!
A Flock of Seagulls? Where?
Blood on the dance floor? MY FAVORITE BAND!
OMG IM SO INTO TYLER THE CREATOR Only LISTENED TO YONKERS
I wrote this classical influenced song it has piano and strings in it
autotune an edgy
moth? i love batman
Kylesa? I know her
indie music? ew i don't like south asians!
Eminem? I prefer twix.
who invented dubstep? it was either dubstep santa or skrillex
CAN? LikE OMG MALCOLM MOONEY WAS COOl
oh yeah
AC/DC I believe it's ABCD
FIRST AID KIT? OH NO
Stay Fresh? yes I Try
50 CENT? sorry ive only got a quarter
reload? but i don't own a gun
2112? I love azealia banks
Spit? please! I'm a lady!
Dir En Grey? That guy from league of extraordinary gentlemen?
Daft punk? this look is chic
which michael Jackson? the black one from the 80's or the one that died recently?
Genesis? Sorry
I love Techno! listening to dubstep
PLAIN WHITE T'S? I ONLY WEAR BLUE
Do I believe in life after love? sorry but I don't believe in god
icp? oh
sponge? i'm too mature for nickelodeon!
bread? doesn't that have carbs?
Smashing Pumpkins? What a mean halloween prank
Bla Lugosi's dead? Did I know her?
ac/dc? you need to learn your alphabet
Iron Maiden? They make robot women?
Cobaine? I think you mean cocaine
WHY SHOULD I CARE ABOUT mC cHRIS? ISN'T HE DEAD?
PANIC AT THE DISCO? SOMEONE SHOULD CALL THE POLICE
dubstep  i love that band!
linkin park? no I'm pretty sure it's lincoln
Oasis? No
the cure? they found the cure for what?
I love metal my favorite band is black veil brides
First Blood? None of your business but that was last month
favourite  black sabbath song? mine's 'crazy train'
I love the red hot chili peppers What's a flea?
My Chemical romance? johnny...best lab partner ever!
omg did u see gwen stefani at tca?? shes in this new band called no doubt
Level 42? Video Games are for nerds
The white stripes? stop looking at my underwear!
Perfect pitch? My brother play baseball
Tool Their songs are to long
I.C.P NO ITS WATER!
I love schools out for summer! heard it on dazed and confused
Weezer? Lol I don't have asthma
nickelback? why did you get short changed?
palisades isn't that a greek god?
listens to post-rock 'when do the words start?'
Deadmow5? OMG
WHY DID DAFT PUNK COPY KANYE WEST - STRONGER?
Phish? No way
Tech N9ne Sorry I don't watch Ben 10 anymore
Black Veil Brides? I thought brides wear white?
LMFAO? First techno band ever!
foreigner?? No im american.
Linkin Park? I've never visited it before
Evanescence? i love 'wake me up inside' ft. linkin park
merlin mansion <3
tera melos? who's she?
miss murder by afi? i love screamo!
The man who sold the world? that's my favorite nirvana song!
Prince? Sorry but the United States only have presidents
FunK Volume? I guess it's quiter that rock volume
exodus? that's my favorite chapter of the bible
bad company why would you hang around them
sheryl crow russel's wife
stevie nicks owner of ny basketball
skid row well
jarvis cocker 'you can leave your hat on'
joe cocker disco 2000
the bangles thanks!  I wanted to wear my red ones today
Climie Fisher Princess Leia
midnight oil i don't know
go west ... why?
ub40 no
go west ... why?
the smiths nextdoor neighbors
BREAKCORE? I don't listen to anything below 120 BPM
tracy chapman those oldskool B&W movies are so cool
beatles ugh!  throw 'em in the garden!
inxs was he drunk?!
genesis first book of the bible.  see
My Bloody Valentine? I love my boyfriend...but not that much.
bobby brown owner of cleveland football
whitesnake ugh!
the fall can't wait for halloween!
the damned hoover
annie lennox boxing champion
annie lennox inventor of the computer penguin
duran duran who?  Ran?  where?
the new kids on the block ok
billy ocean inventor of the sea
bb king what country is that?
ween no
serge gainsbourg famous soldier during the civil war
chromeo i prefer firefox
squeeze? squeeze what?
velvet underground mom's renovated basement
frank sinatra oh
cat power yeah
mgmt lion roaring film studios
the pogues ... from my x-bf on my facebook wall
gotye bless you!
the boss ... in mgmt
n.e.r.d. you pronounce it as 'nerd'
johnny cash i thought he was great in 'gladiator'
hurts oh
cold war kids oh
the byrds it's spelt 'birds'
milli vanilli haven't you got any chocolate chip?!
randy newman seinfeld's enemy
empire of the sun favorite movie
justice yeah
rage against the machine yeah
randy newman gary's brother
iggy pop no thanks
the wailers i hate the japanese
eddy grant four weddings and a funeral
shaggy where's scooby?
toots i hate car horns
the very best ... of what?
duck sauce no thanks
vampire weekend watching twilight on saturday
sparks well
john lennon russian revolutionary
lcd soundsystem nah
Armand van Helden 'might as well jump ... jump! .... go ahead and jump'
bozz scaggs i'm sorry
manhattan transfer yeah
the cramps you should stretch more often
play b♭ be flat?
Journey??? It's a glee song
johnny cash inventor of money
dean martin ricky's dad
dean martin he and gweneth look so pretty together!
dean martin wrote game of thrones
the magnetic zeros yeah
Ramones? Was Julius Caesar one of them?
fiona apple the ipod is the greatest invention ever - R.I.P.
hootie & the blowfish scuba gear
stevie wonder superhero's dad
aretha franklin benjamin's daughter
falco it's pronounced 'falco'
paul simon 'you're so vain'
kanye mae west's grandson
pulp? sorry
the presidents of the united states of america i only know from clinton upwards
cypress hill is that near nick cave?
cypress hill? don't worry
my chemical romance drug addiction kills.  you should really join a group
robyn ... and batman
new pornographers that's disgusting
kyuss i'm sorry
jimmy cliff in dover
ice t quite refreshing during summer
martha and the vandellas she invaded france in 406
nick cave is that in the james woods?
spoon ...
interpol what am i being arrested for?
divine comedy why would you laugh in church?
hot chip? well
Turbonegro? That's racist! usain bolt is a terrific person!
drake elizabeth i's right hand man
Dead mouse? That's gross get rid of it
cut copy it's actually pronounced 'Copycat'
temper trap i don't think you can withold people's emotions
the shins they're down by your ankles
rush slow down!
coldcut? why don't you warm the knife first then?!
traveling wilburys where?
pj harvey steve's sister
jefferson airplane i'm sorry
the lonely island sounds romantic!  I'd love to go there
joan jett are people naming their planes now?  what is going on?!
grateful dead how can they be?  they're dead!  ... or are you talking about zombies?  i love the walking dead!  That's what you're talking about
steve perry madea's real name
journey .. where?
system of a down like retards
electric light orchestra yeah
mumford & sons 'a-la peanut butter sandwiches' has kids!?
ray lamontagne romeo's dad
queen ... of the stone age
public image ltd is that where the paparazi work?
steve perry medea's real name!
no doubt i wasn't lying!!!
yelawolf? then it must be a dingo
the knife put it down!
leonard cohen borat's real name
ray charles just saw the 'Django Unchained' trailer - can't wait!!!
butthole surfers that's homophobic
the decemberists inventors of the month
rick springfield creator of 'the Simpsons''
fleet foxes oh
neil young well
santigold wow
tv on the radio i can't see it!!!
Tech House? Is that a sub genre of dubstep?
tv on the radio well
iron & wine doesn't it rust?!
kate nash colonial founder of the Tennessee capital
carly simon inventor of the instructional childrens game
queen ... your majesty
robert johnson mayor of london
willie nelson british commander in the battle of trafalgar
carly simon created one of the greatest songwriting relationships in the history of music
ccr yeah
jackson browne owner of cleveland football
meat loaf just a tiny slice
hallin oats i like quaker
tame impala is it sedated?
gary numan seinfeld's enemy
ok go ... go where?
mae west kanye's grandma
wonder woman stevie's daughter
quincy jones that horrible mass suicide guy
emmylou harris neil patrick's mom
betty white jack and meg's mom
isle of wight the country barry came from
isle of wight the country jack and meg come from
carole king martin luther's sister
michael bolton owner of the wanderers fc
the temptations ... of christ
wilson pickett inventor of the fence
parliament don't care much for canadian politics
the miracles ... of jesus
james brown owner of cleveland football
the coasters yes
barry white jack and meg's dad
stone temple pilots how can they drive that?
smokey robinson i thought his surname was bear
hootie & the blowfish underwater car horn
modest mouse stuart little
kid rock mick jagger's son
nick lowe cee-lo's brother
def leppard oh
fiona apple did she make my ipod?
the strokes my grandad had two of those
fiona apple i love her iphone!
fiona apple thanks for the iphone
the strokes my grandad had two of those
julian casablancas i love that movie!
the cranberries yeah
patti smith will's mother
cher share what?
chemical brothers i really hate drug dealers
coldplay i love ice hockey!
tom jones james earl's brother
muddy waters where's my boots!?
arctic monkeys cool!  Do they play with the penguins!
manic street preachers yeah
the vaccines i'm not sick
dire straits well
yeah yeah yeah's okay
m83 no
marvin gaye i thought so
marvin gaye well
she & him i'm not stupid
tom jones catherine zeta's brother
lykke li it's pronounced 'luckily'
dum dum girls how sexist!
danger mouse you should set more traps
the proclaimers ... of what?
tom waits ... for who?!
suzanne vega i liked ryu better
the walkmen i got an ipod instead
battles i don't like fighting
Exodus I love christian bands
kings of leon ... votre Majest
the pretenders are they acting?
the dandy warhols i love their artwork!
beta band? nickelback!
matchbox 20 what is he?  an arsonist?!
gotye i'm sorry
happy mondays are you kidding me?!
glass candy that's horrible
girls i love that show
jack white betty's son
house of pain hospital
animal collective the zoo
The beatles a boygroup like   one direction
snow patrol canadian mounties
dead kennedys that's not even funny
thin lizzy i think she looks fine
gnarls barkLey can't you spell!
gnarls barkley can't you spell?!
sting / the police a wasp got arrested?!
muddy waters should i take an umbrella?
jack white barry's son
barry white betty's brother
temple of the dog kennel
Tyler the creator i thought his name was jehovah
smashing pumpkins ... like gallagher?
noel gallagher the magician's brother
peter
i like one direction  because they dress like me
aerosmith will's brother
etta james lebron's brother
Ron sexsmith that's disgusting
lead belly why is he eating that?
smashing pumpkins why would i want to do that?
violent femmes girls shouldn't be fighting either
rick ross diana's son
wu lyf ... clan?
m. ward hospital wing
big black jack's brother
Crush 40? 40 of what?
edith piaf? i thougt she was great in inception
killing joke? that's not funny
ok go ... where
flight of the conchords? I'm not stupid
u2? cool ... what are we doing?
salt n peppa? no
Young the Giant? how old could he possibly be?
crowded house? no one texted me about this party!
pavement? don't you mean sidewalk?
Talking Heads? Well I haven't got a mouth on my arms
tom waits ... for what?
new orleans jazz is that Lebron's team?
Nicole Scherzinger arnold's daughter
pavarotti? i thought he was great on the x factor!
neil young and crazyhorse don't you mean jeff bridges?
BUBBLE PUPPY? LOL SHE IS SOOOOOO CUTE DURING BATH TIME!
travis porter? I love that guy
My Morning JACKET? vERSACE!
Deadmau5 The best house producer ever....
Nero ? oh
jackson 5 are those michael jackson's sons
dr dre what hospital he work at?
do you like the who? who is this who you are talking about?
snoop dogg? i don't watch peanuts
chiddy bang the magical car?
queen! i wanna be queen!
NIGGAZ BE TRIPPIN
i fancy justin bieber and he's straight!!
rob halford? is he the rapper with lots of kids by different women?
rob halford i think he dated my mom
Nuns Have no fun? They must get hot in those outfits
i like thrash metal but why does it go so fast?
morbid angel?  i thought angels were happy
robert plant? like in a garden?
I ONLY LISTEN TO REAL ROCK LIKE FALLOUT BOY
I love screamo Especialy bring me the horizon
ACDC? Sorry I don't really understand electricity
the ink spots where?those are hard to clean
Meatloaf? no thanks I'm not hungry
uOCHI TOKI Walkie-talkie?
Andy warhol was such A talented musician i love the banana album
A FLOCK OF SEAGULLS? AWWW ... WHERE?
Justice? sorry
3 doors down? yeah
LISTEns to rock nickelback
I love snoop dogg peanuts is so funny
Varg vikernes? i think that guy sings at my church
Blink 182? did they blink that many times or something?
i love nickelback
lita? i don't know the metric system
SUm 41? No thanks
Marilyn Manson? Oh
Slayer? Mines 99
people used to spend years learning to play an instrument? yeah i know the bronze age was hard
KISS? sorry
eminem the rapper? what's so great about m&m wrappers?
Bring me the horizon? how can I do?
Knife party? that sounds dangerous!
Slaughterhouse 5? I haven't read the first four in the series
Blood on the dance floor is the best band ever! So much better than guns and flowers
'Pearl jam'? What an abstract name.
Elvuitie I love inis mona!
my bloody valentine i love that movie!
2pac? i love that band
the house of the rising sun that's where the emperor of japan lives
skrillex? well duh he's the lead singer for deadmaufive
why did that old band called queen copy justin beiber
All time low? omg! I love the wanted!
Phish? No thanks I'm vegan
exodus? oh
oh yea
80's rock? that's geezer music
You like pink? My favorite color is green.
Who started YOLO? DRAKE! Duh!!!
Venom? OMG I LOVE SPIDERman
mozart? how can a moat sit?
Cradle of filth Dont listen to black metal
youre a power gamer? i love macs!
Black Flag I like Raid Way Better
hollywood undead? I love zombie movies!
SCORPIONS? THEY STING U & U DIE
BREAD? NAH I DON'T EAT CARBS
COUNTING CROWS? NAH SHEEP
BOY GEORGE? DUH! THAT'S NOT A GIRL'S NAME!
I listen to dubstep
eminem? no hes not hot
I don't like techno names trance dj as example
Eufemizm Tak słuchałam ich płyty
today's music is ten times better than that of the 60's
weezer does he have lung cancer
Karnivool? Never been to one!
I just heard this new band Nirvana I wonder when their next Album is coming out
Who's michael jackson and why did he keep covering for glee songs
How can you consider oceano music? listens to skrillex
Biffy Clyro omg
hears dubstep ooh electronic music.
I love the guitar solo from call me maybe
Nickleback? no thanks
Tupac? you must be a hipster.
I love will i am he's such a great singer
wears ac/dc shirt 'who's Angus young?'
kers - one is that how you pronounce it?
barbie gummidge
Korn? can i have that on the cob?
taking back Sunday?  I've never been a fan of church groups
explosions in the sky?  take cover!!!!
Dr Dre? I think he's my gp
Elvis Presley? Is he in one dIrection?
Wiz Khalifa? Is he a terrorist?
sex pistols? i don't know
the descendents of what?
eric clapton? sounds like fapton
QUEEN! I can't wait to see them live!
if anything
I listen to obscure music
Stairway to heaven Wouldnt that be kind of Far?
arcade fire? Those poor people in there
I didn't know the queen was an artist
You listen to music with meaningful lyrics ...What a loser
Dance club massacre? Did anyone get out alive?
This song is in the charts? love it!
30 Seconds To Mars? Doesn't it take a couple months?
Isn't it ironic? I guess so.
Death Metal? You mean like Slipknot?
Sick of it all? take some nyquil
Phish? i think they play that song 'barbie girl'
coldplay? hold on
Wait
CHRIS BROWN IS THAT CHARLIE BROWN's brother ?
Wu tang clan? sorry i don't speak chinese
Journey? Oh I love a good trip
the beatles? eww i hate bugs!
Wow! that looked fun
oh yeah josh devine how does he get into all these 1D concerts?
deep purple? my favourite nailpolish!
Yes
Swedish house mafia?  OMG is police going to arrest them?
Travis Porter Hes a rapper right?
Air on the G-string? I'm a girl!
master of puppets? I'm too old for kids' music
tech n9ne? sorry
wu-tang clan? are they the asian exchange students?
Iron Slayer? I Love that band!
Spandau Ballet? No thanks I like to Shuffle!
I DIDN'T KNOW EMINEM WAS A CHOCOLATE
green  day? no
vampire weekend? ooohhh twilight marathon!?
Beastie Boys? You mean my little brother and his friends?
that Nick jagger dude must be famous He's in a ke$ha and a marron 5 song
Paul Mccartney? oh
imagine old people Sharing all the world
my chemical romance? yeah they're so positive
BACH? I hate it when pitchers do that
BREAKFAST IN AMERICA? wHERE ELSE AM i SUPPOSED TO EAT?
death metal? of course metal is dead
Green day? whens that?
the offspring? i didn't know you had kids
indie rock? whats in the rock?
slim shady? well
Nickleback? they are my favorite band!!!
Judas priest? but i don't go to church
BOB MARLEY? IS THATS MARLEY THE DOGS DAD
The black parade you racist!
I hate The Beatles Because they copied Justin Bieber's haircut
cherri bomb? My school doesn't allow explosives
555-7968 Call me maybe
LED ZEPPELIN? WOULDNT THAT BE TO HEAVY TO FLY?
Nickelback? dont be so jewish
Rolling stones? Wouldn't that just be boulders?
suicide silence? no! we must speak out about suicide! it can be stopped!
Deadmau5? thats so sad
stairway to heaven? i'm sorry
mca? you forgot the y!
sum 31 wait what was the question
Rammstein? those crazy russians!
Oceano? I love the beach!
SlAYER? I love halo!
Abbey road? I don't know her
Butthole Surfers? Never been to that Gay bar
'I love dubtep' only listens to skirllex
sugarland? sounds yummy!
Steven tyler? the judge from american idol?
Sweet Caroline? i love the jonas brothers!
I love Metal FFDP and Disturbed are so awesome
Why does brandon hate katy perry?
Paramore? I love her!
Paul McCartney? No
the  BEATLES? why 'the'? they're just insects
OMG I love Johnny Ca$H! It's so cool that they put rap in country and stuff now.
Queen?  Queen Of where?
Metal? I love black veil brides
Did you read that newspaper article that proves one direction is better than the beatles??
have you heard skrillex's new song? it's called dubstep
dimmu borgir? no sorry i'm a vegetarian
Death metal? I LOVE BVB!
Tom sawyer has mean
the offspring? none
Deep purple? I don't know that mascara
OFWGKTA Off wah gah tah? What's that?
band of horses? amazing considering they don't have fingers
hoobastank is so talented
Skullycandys are amazing
HeAVY METAL? LIKE LINKIN Park?
Downlink I love fences
System of a down? Oh you mean down's syndrome!
skrillex? is that his real name?
Stone Temple Pilots? No thanks
hall and oates? i prefer honey bunches
likes 'metal' favorote band is asking alexandria
KoRn? its best on the cob.
journey? to where?
minimal music? i love shopping!
the monkees? i didn't know animals could sing
weezer? do they need inhalers?
tupac? he's that new rapper right?
Do I like one direction? no
Judas Priest ? wasn't he one of the disciples ?
OMG I love ASIAN POP *Only Listens to k-pop
Meatloaf? no thanks
STEVIE NICKS? I LOVE THAT PART IN SCHOOL OF ROCK!
vader? sorry
Green day? Don't you mean 'earth day'?
The Outfield? I like playing shortstop
omg i loooove black metal
have i seen bad cartoons? you mean like pokemon?
Mick jagger? maroon 5 made him famous
george harrison? who's that and why do parents give their kids two first names?!
A lead zeppelin? Silly
omfg hey jude? i love that song! one of the best jonas brothers/demi lovato collabs!
the wonder years? i love that show
Five Finger Death Punch? I don't play Mortal Kombat
Cannon in d? That's Mozart right?
Led zeppelin? How does that float?
Weezer? do they have asthma?
likes all 90's kid's facebook pages was born in 2000
You: i have a really strong right arm Her: u must have a gallop when u swim
The who? yeah that's what i just asked you
30 Seconds To mars? that's a FAST ROCKET!
WHITECHAPEL? I DON'T Watch That TV SHOW
The Devil Wears Prada I love that movie!
skrillex? i love her!!
My dad got me into genesis too bad peter frampton left the band
deadmau5? ewwww i hate rats
Paramore? She's my favorite singer
Says she loves alex turner only knows 'fluorescent Adolescent'
The Dead kennedys? NO way
The Devil Wears Prada? Omg
Cage the Elephant? That's animal Cruelty!
I don't know what to do with my life :( become a zumba instructor
Chick Corea? I love k pop!
the cult? what religion?
gorillaz? no i like panthers
lalapalooza? I love that band!
Rush? Ew
Manchester Orchestra? nah i dont like british bands
whoever sings this song makes it sound terrible. Maybe you should listen to the original by glee.
OMG I LOVe AVICII !! Who's Tim BERG?
Jethro Tull? What band is he in?
deadmou5? Sorry
Cannibal corpse? i love that movie!
goodbye Gorgeous? he wasn't good enough for you
The Beatles? Is that Bieber's new side project?
deadmou5 better than jackson 5
FIONA APPLE FAN FB STATUS: KURT COBAIN QUOTE
Does vanilla ice come in chocolate?
'Elvis Ain't Dead' that old guy?
MODULATING TO A MINOR ARE YOU A PAEDO?
lmfao even i don't like them
The script? nah..not planning on making one
smashing pumpkins? you're going to ruin HALLOWEEN!
i listen to reggae im such a peaceful person
nicole richie's dad sings? he should totally stop trying to cash in on her fame
i love avenged sevendust i saw them open for puddle of mudvayne when rev theory of a deadman cancelled
can't believe some old guy named don henley ripped off the ataris
Angry Samoans? the ones that own the 7/11 are nice
Deadmau5? Oh right! You mean Dead mow five!
Fight Fair is my favorite skramz band
bern that insta queue makes me instagasm
how do you not know it? it's that one featuring nicki minaj.
Arkaik is having a tshirt sale? too bad
skrillex? i saw that band live twice!
What is my favorite band? Does glee count?
Beatles? Uh
Foo fighters? I love Jackie chan movies
Red hot chili peppers? No thanks
Green day? What holiday is that?
mozart? yes i love mozart mozart assim voc&#234; me mata
OH SURE! I LOVE IRON SMITH
Judas priest? didnt know about the judas church
Cradle of filth? someone needs a diaper change
Braid? i prefer to wear my hair down
you like lmfao? wait whats's so funny?
you like lmfao? wait what's so funny?
Florence + The machine? Does she know how to use it?
Dubstep? you mean skrillex?
cold play? I love snow ball fights!
knife party? but somebody might get hurt
i love the beatles george who
Beastie boys? like omg boy bands are so 1998! lolz!!1!
van halen? must be german
Eminem? no
Paul McCartney Who the hell is that?
nickel back is the voice of a generation
def leppard? i know sign language
2pac? HOW OFTEN DO YOU WORK OUT
BIG PUN? I'M NOT TOO GREAT AT JOKES
THe BAngles? Do They Still Have Ochocinco?
'The beatles: 1' was good they ought to release a second album
twista? i didnt hear the siren everyone take cover!
selena? yes she comes every tuesdays for laundry and saturdays to clean
the band? which band? what's their name?
black tide you mean the bp oil spill?
face to face? just saw the movie
Enter Shakira i'll be cool when /b/ knows how much i like them
Hollywood undead used famous rift from crazy train? IMPOSSIBLE!!!
YOUNG THE GIANT??? omg how tall is he???
journey? where to?
Journey? Where to?
iggy pop? no thanks
Skinny Puppy? Why don't they feed him more?
pink floyd? Whats a 'floyd'?
deadmau5? oh! you mean dead mou five
tyr? idk how to change that
>Listening to PSYCHEDELIC Trance  'OMG I love techno!!!'
zale? sorry i shop at macys
Deadmau five? Even better than Jackson Five
Serj Tankian Is that justin beiber's producer?
life as a ghost? that must be a hard life!
gym class heroes? must be good at TETHER BALL
Flaming lips? Should get a glass of water
NICKELBACK NOW THAT'S REAL MUSIC
Panda Bear? Saw one at the zoo
cage the elephant? let him go
Duck sauce? no thanks
you like slipknot? like screamo?
Davy Jones? I love pirates of the caribbean!
peter gabriel? those are both saints or something
zeppelin? isn't that like a big balloon?
Job for a cowboy? i'd rather work at starbucks
snoop doggy dogg? i love that cartoon!
The Beatles? Like herbie?
i love led ZEPPELIN'S  voice
asking alexandria? what are they asking her?
LOL at paula abdual trying to sing the new song hit and run
Brad paisley? Plaid and paisley don't match.
Ke-dollar sign-ha? yeah
Fugazi? sorry
what are foos  and why are they fighting?
Animal Collective? I love the Zoo
i've always loved the browning! who's matt keck?
Arcade Fire! WHAT!? arson!?
GOTYE? Who have ye got?
weezer? you shouldn't give people rude nicknames
The Grammys? Nah
Simon and garfunkle? what a dumb band name i prefer ke$h@
David Gilmour? Like Happy Gilmour?
Peter criss my two favorite characters on family guy!
Highway to Hell? I don't think I wanna drive on that one
Wale? They're my Favorite animal!
chick corea? that's my favorite all-girl asian band!
You saw  a dead mouse at a concert? Ew
goo goo dolls? i don't play with those anymore
Cake? Is it vanilla? I love vanilla.
daft punk? there are two of them
BOWIE? HE's MY FAVOURITE ELF FROM LOTR!
LEMMY? Let you do what?
Alice cooper? I don't know who she is
smashing pumpkins? ew no why? lolz
santana? yes
johnny cash? is that the name for those gambling machines in casinos?
the clash? with what?
the cure?  aren't they like emo or something?
BON JOVI ISN'T THAT A RESTAURANT?
ROD STEWART? IS HE A RELATIVE OF MILEY IN 'HANNAH MONTANA'?
alan parson's project? what is he working on?
nickelback? they're the best band ever!
TEchno? oh you mean dubstep
coachella? haven't met her
Like Watson? I love sherlock holmes!
trapped under ice? oh my goodness im terrified of drowning
Alexisonfire? omg put him out quick!!!
pisschrist? im telling
Smoke on the water? I thought jesus only walked on the water
marilyn manson? What band is she in?
TOM WAITS WHAT IS HE WAITING FOR?
Auto tuning takes a lot of talent
I think you misspelled 'megadeath'
Mumford & sons? i never watched that show
the goo goo dolls? is that like the american girl dolls rival?
smashing pumpkins? its not even fall yet
WHitney Houston - OD! Original Diva!
'hey jude' is definitely my favourite car
LEFTOVER CRACK? I don't take drugs
Kansas thats a state
the black keys? what about the white ones?
party on lowes? lol doesn't that store close early on weekends
'linkin park' don't you mean 'lincoln'
DEadmouse? DOnt you mean dead-mau-five
The smiths? yeh they live on my street
David Bowie? The guy who did Ice Ice Baby and changed the words?
Cage The elephant? That's animal abuse!
whitney houston? never been there
sopa? i love that band!
arctic monkeys? i didnt know animals lived there
black eyed peas? is it some kind of fruit?
21st Century Breakdown Great album!
dub step? i like trip step
'somebody to love' by queen? i preffer the original version from justin bieber
drum and bass who would want to be called that?
cOMBICHRIST? i DON'T LIKE CHRISTIAN MUSIC
I've got a fever
biggie smalls? oxymorons arent funny.
taking back sunday? who stole it?
Blue oyster cult? that's a kooky religion
I LOVE DRUMS AND ALSO BASS
I love 90's music! Beck? Like shady's?
'Immigrant song' Is that what mexicans sing?
Def leppard? how would it survive?
you me at six? no
I've always liked A day to remember discovered them yesterday
Slipknot? I barely know how to tie my shoes.
the beach boys? dont you mean backstreet boys?
Coldplay? Well why don't they warm up?
Freddy mercury? Bruno mars?
moves like jagger? what's a jagger?
reo speedwagon? i think thats what my mom drives
Melt with you? I love ice cream!
screaming Trees? Isn't that save the rainforest people?
Your T-shirt says 'Queen'... Are you gay?
ride the lightning where at six flags?
ride the lightning at six flags?
red hot chili peppers i hate spicy things!
rainbow in the dark is the best scorpions song
Deep purple? no
the safety fire? nothing safe about a fire
carlos santana? is that santana lopez's dad?
Bob Marley Shirt 'Everything is gonna be okay.'
The Dropkick murphys? are they ok?
OMG! I love ded-mow-five!
dead mau5 where are the other 4??
the devil wears prada? Do they have malls in hell?
smoke on the water? no thanks im 14
Skillet? why yes
Marilyn Manson? Haven't heard her music.
The pigeon Detectives? No Wonder the crime rate is up.
Earth
Avenged sevenfold? what did he do to deserve that?
radio gaga? why copy lady gaga?
Skrillex? az anya neve?
Gavin degraw kan3ref had lgroupe
jane's addiction? What is she addicted to?
opeth? no thanks
SKRILLEX? I LOVE THEM!
skinny puppy? WHY DON'T THEY FEED IT?
Phil Collins? I loved vice city stories
LEARNED scat singing from spongebob
knows hannah montana doesnt know miley cirus
300$ HEADPHONES Listen 128Kbps Mp3
who are all these posers copying flo rida?
Scott joplin? isn't he just another dead white guy?
Love will tear us apart? Oh yeah! I love Fall out Boy!
ben folds five? I can fold 10!
Philip glass? I think they put the windows in our new house
Chop Suey? No
Billy talent? yeah
dead kennedy's? We learned about jfk in history class
Dr dog? yeah
i'm a huge fan of dusbtep hatcha?
Chop Suey No
Rancid? ..heh ya i just farted
Opera buffa? omg i love food!
Motion city soundtrack? i haven't even watched the movie yet!
Let it be? That's that song by Justin bieber!
Cranberries? grapes taste better
cranberries? grapes taste better
serj tankian? i don't know much about cars lol
Peter tosh? omg
megadeth more like mega borrrring
Queen? oh gee i'd only ever been called a princess before <3
metallica i like master of puppets
Cee lo green? I thought he was called gnarlz barkley?
blind lemon? lemons dont have eyes stupid!
mew ? omfg i love cats
LOSTPROPHETS? So there are more than mentioned in the bible?
Cage the Elephant That's animal cruelty
Karlheinz Stockhausen? Isnt that where all the sauce comes from.
Led Zeppelin WAs A cool dude
Through the fire and the flames? Couldn't you just walk around?
i listen to led zeplin im such a hipster lolz
You love cake? fatty!
Major triad? Wasn't he in the civil war?
cage the elephant? that's animal cruelty
I totally got moves like jagger who's jagger?
NINE INCH NAILS? YOU CAN GET THOSE AT HOME DEPOT...
dubstep? yeah i love dubstep no
animal collective? i want to go to the zoo!
tech  no just a facebook
fav band? the lap band my mom got was good
Taste is just something that happens to other people
all time low? aww i hope you feel better soon
Hot Chip? No
xzibit? he's the guy that made 'yo dawg' right?
Ozzy osbourne he married the judge from AGT
oh! I know 'Smells LIke Teen Spirit'!!! My favorite Green day song!
Rick James? I don't drink whiskey.
Limewax? I think there's some under the sink.
zydeco? I'm afraid of heights too!
3OH!3 thats my area code!!!!
I I FOLLOW I FOLLOW YOU DEEP DEEP BABY
MacGyver Is that with cheese or bacon?
Bomb the Bass? What have the fish ever done you?
mAhavishnu orchestra? dont like classical music
Look for the girl with the broken smile ask her if she wants the number to my orthdontist
Genkbloods? Not that time of the month again!?
progressive rock That funny lady from those car insurance commercials is also a singer?!
UNDERWORLD? I thought we were talking music not movies
pantera? i'm more of a dog person
the gossip? tell me all about it
My bloody valentine? no
Anime fire? i love japanese comic books
jefferson starship? I love sci-fi!
Dance of eterNıty? you ask me to the dance tonıght?
OMG I LOVE JIMI HENDRIX BEST SOUL ARTIST EVER
you me at six? 'sorry I can't
biggie smalls? WHAT ONE BIG OR SMALL?
Herbie Hancock? I love that movie
50 cent no i have not!
MARILYN MANSON IS SHE MONROE'S SISTER?
you should check out john mayer
The Beatles? I hate Bugs!
Vocaloid? I love that anime!
tyler drone? you mean trent reznor
round and round? omg i love selena gomez!
puddle of mud? walk around it
Red hot chili  peppers? sorry i dont like spicey food
The boys are back in town? WHERE WERE THEY?
More than a thousand? sure
mahavishnu? No
grandpa dingleberries? that's totally an ac/dc song
Coldplay? i love viva la vida!
Boys 2 men? I haven't taken sex ed.
move it like bernie is that like a mix of bert and ernie?
Dead mau 5? their bassist is so good
Dupstep?
red hot chili peppers? i don't like spicy food
Korn? I don't like sweetkorn
pearl jam? that doesnt sound tasty at all
do i like wheatus? yeah
Billy talent-fallen leaves i dont know german
Heavy d ? does that come with skim milk?
red hot chili peppers no thanks
Do I like Three Days Grace? Any long weekend is a good one
Real Mccoy? Is there a fake one?
Job 4 a cowboy hmm my cousin could use some work
JIMMY EAT WORLD? WHY WOULD JIMMY EAT IT?
wait cavemen had queens?
IRON MAN LIKE THE MOVIE?
DOnt stop believing? I love glee
i love korn with butter
keygen music? i've never of the 'key' generation.
BASEMENT? SORRY
Finally hears george michael's 'faith' 'who covered this from limp bizkit?'
Zombie Nation? love that movie!
linkin park? where's that?
iron lung? Nana has one
j-tek? I love that band!
Counting Crows? That's like a group of birdwatchers
Biggy's dead? and notorious BIG?
i wanna be your boyfriend? silly
Story of the year? wasnt that twilight?
climax blues band? that's gross
I ALSO LOVE IT
Lady gaga? i love british royalty
Now its overhead Ill get my helmet!!!
wolfgang gartner? im not really into classical music
Great White? Sharks are scary!
Voltaire? I hate history!
soundgarden? yeeah
i know how much you like a perfect circle. so i got you a new compas ^_^
Write This down why?
Blue October When's that?
Metronomy? i haven't even passed geometry!
scooter dubstep sux skrillex is oldschool now!
Twinkle Daddies? I don't want to see old men Pissing
Guns n' Roses? Sorry
Blood on the dance floor? eww! somebody should clean it up
electric light orchestra? you must be able to see that from space
You WANNA GO TO THE sOJA CONCERT WITH ME? SORRY
scorpions? ew hate them
Finch? I do enjoy the sounds of nature.
The Darkness? i thought it was called the dark side
Bran Van 3000 I think my dad drives that car!!!
filter? like the one in my fish tank?
title fight? you mean like wrestling?
Dr. Dre? I think he's my mom's orthodontist
♫ There's a little black spot on the sun today ♫ alanis
slipknot? should tie your shoes better
sYSTEM OF A DOWN? THATS GOOD FOR THEM
Clutch? no it's a purse
peaches and herb? yum!
jimi hendrix? is like the kid kudi of this generation.
Sunday bloody sunday? what was so bloody about it?
Slayer? why? what she do?
the who? i don't know
hotel california? That's a copy of  tokio hotel
Dubstep is awesome
Me Gusta?? oooh yeah the new mExican classmate :))
Testament? I&#180;m so young to do it!
Phantom of the opera? best opera in the world!
ice cube? yes please!
i love the glee song 'Landslide'! Who the hell is Stevie Nicks?
The lonely island? isn't that in the caribbean?
The Miraculous Mandarin? OMG I love oranges!
Them crooked vultures? I haven't seen the jungle book in like forever lolz
MOTION CITY SOUNDTRACK? I HAVEN'T SEEN MOTION CITY
Gorillaz?  I've seen them at the zoo!
Reel Big Fish? My Daddy Loves Fishing!!!
Kiss? eww no get away from me
BLOC PARTY? OMG! whEN?!
GORILLAZ IT'S SPELLED WITH AN S!!!
MINUS THE BEAR? I HATE MATH!!!
i just found a fresh water supply better drink my urine to celebrate
eat your cameraman He's full of proteins
an apple tree! lets see if they got worms inside!
helicopter flying overhead THEYRE COMING TO ASK FOR MY HELP
dead animal carcass? i think you mean SLEEPING BAG
find telephone box use as canoe
Yellow snow? give me a cone
urinal cake? happy birthday to me
this isnt mud..
ran out of pee ok i'll drink from the river
Sometimes
out of milk pee on cereal
can't breathe through nose better drink my own pee
found water better pee in it
pees on floor 5 second rule!
can't pee order heiniken
i see a village! civilians are full of calories
no reception time to eat my own leg
BEAR GRYLLS GRILLS bears
Put someone's hand into warm water while they sleep drink up the consequence
Stores out of bottled water? You know the drill...
Honey
stuck in elevator better drink my own pee
arm itches cut it off
eat shit and live
buys your pee to pass drug test doesn't do drugs
WHAT'S THIS PIZZA DOING IN MY COCKAROACH
reading my bible? Better check isiah 36:12
MEETS HANNIBAL TRADES SOME RECIPES
Uhh
*shoots down rescue helicopter* this helicopter is full of useful materials
drink this water im getting thirsty
How many bears could bear grylls grill if bear grylls could grill bears?
DRINKING PEE IS baD? THEN EXPLAIN WHY IM STILL HERE
the bugs in lion king  look so freakin tasty
finds fully functional car eats it
lemonade you say? Nah
eat your friends they're full of proteins
that snickers bar looked good but that elephant dung was better
OTHER HIKERS DOWN THE ROAD? GUESS WHO FOUND DINNER.
can't pee drink fluids from elephant shit
I don't always drink beer but when i do its pee
toilet? what a waste
when gutting an animal
is that a random un-opened bag of doritos?? i should use that as bait
I should cut off my fingers and eat them I can just replace them with these sausages that i found
Bed BUGS? More like a MIDNIGHT SNACK
nothing i like in my backpack oh well
WHY DRINK URINE FROM MY BOTTLE WHEN I CAN DRINK IT OUT OF THIS TASTY SNAKE?
Not again! d: there's a hamburger on my ants! :@
dirty water? better drink it through my ass
totally lost time to eat my camera man
some cinnamon rolls! see if we can start a fire with these
so you've never wrestled a great white while paralyzed by the venom of a box jellyfish and you call yourself a man
my wife tryed to get me to use shampoo i told her there is no substitute for raccoon saliva
i just got fired from discovery better drink my own pee
there are only two food groups: feces. everything else.
FINDS CONDOM EATS IT
oCEAN FULL OF SEALIFE EATS A TURD
It's Sorta Cold Better Climb inside this hollowed-out camel Carcass
Thirsty? Don't worry
burn your shoe laces mosquito repellent
you see cougar i see dinner
Gets lost Drinks own pee
DRINK PEE? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
I see a fat person fat person has a lot of calories
Sun is going down better gnaw off my own arm
good day sir! do you know what i drank this weekend?
Power's OUT at the office Better Drink my own urine
drink that camel's period blood Nothing can go to waste out here
ran out of dubstep Better drink my own urine
find help kill them for food
he simply walks into mordor
just pissed on the toilet seat better wipe it up with my face
watches 'a bug's life' feels hungry
even though every bear grylls meme's punchline is he drinks his own urine yours will somehow still be funny and original
accidentally kill endanger animal eat anyways
i dont always write meme's on the wrong photo but when i do
This animal has a lot of good meat on him but what i'm really after is his bladder
NO AUTOMATIC fLUSH? DON'T WORRY
Pissing contest?! Who chugs first?
filter water in socks i'm so badass
that was a great kiss honey want to know what i drank this morning?
temperatures below 0 better eat my own peepsicles
diarrhea can make a DELICIOUS soup
THIS... ...is fine to eat
dung beetles natures delivery boys
You know what compliments a good meal of elk manure Hint: It's ACCESSIBLE to every human 'p'eing
Getting error 37 message for 3 hours
machine won't take dollar drink pee instead
don't worry about that clear stream I've got enough urine for all of us
forgot facebook password resort to drinking own pee
at some level i prefer eyeballs than popcorn
Its a terrorist Lets poke him with a stick
hears it's your birthday  pisses in the punch
finds nokia phone great
Got one cup Better find another girl
Bear grylls on how to avoid water charges
7-Eleven is out of mountain dew? Better drink my own Pee
got locked out of the house desperate times call for desperate measures
eeeeeew! there's an apple around my worm!
You call it a 'toilet' I call it an 'All-you-can-eat buffet'
getting decapitated means that you cannot survive.... but i'm gonna show you how to get out alive
It's been almost 20 minutes better drink my own urine
afternoon showers wish they were gold
steve irwin guy should of come to me for survival lessons
WINDOWS BLUE SCREEN BETTER DRINK MY OWN PEE
it's below FREEZING point crap...my pee is frozen
chick in bar? offer drink
Its getting ICY outside better put my socks on
they say chuk norris can make dubstep with a triangle i do it with a deer carcas
I wonder WHAT SHIT TASTES LIKE
out of pee better drink my own milk
Today is opposite day. !ssip nwo ym knird retteb
finds a coke empties it and fills it with pee
saw a beetle wanted to eat
water bottle full  better drink my pee to be safe
this fresh water does not taste like pee
late for the bus better drink my own piss
No heating in house burn house for warmth
bartending event? count me in
see dead goat in desert vultures took all the meat eat the testicles
find cheeeseburger use as animal bait
Just ran out of ink i better use my pee
Finds a dead giraffe ends up with a sleeping bag... and dinner
What's my favorite letter? P
find working mobile phone Use as torch
near death temperatures jump in frozen lake
You know complements a great meal of elephant manure Hint: Its accessible to every Human 'P'eing
Yes
Is that an snake minding it's own buisness? I better cut it's head off and pee in it!
Starts Raining Drinks his Urine For survival
HERE'S A DRINK I MADE IT MYSELF
Bear grylls grill bears
Don't be affraid! you won't die if you eat this worm you just gonna shit yourself to the bone
COPS TESTING URINE FOR WEED better drink my own pee
My girlfriend said she had a weak bladder I proposed to her the following day
a wild snorlax appears drink urine. critical hit
now rich? open a restaurant
find a fresh yak carcass climb inside and build a small internet caf
TOO LAZY TO GET UP BETTER DRINK MY OWN PEE
Lost in jungle... better get pissed
out of urine better drink from that lake
stuck in traffic? Better drink my own pee
bear grylls 2012 thats a good vntage
would risk it for a pisscuit
you drank bleach? better drink my own pee!
Life of PI? Life of PEE!
step number 1 drink your piss
switches from ALCOHOL to own urine kick alcoholism and save for bjd at same time
Stuck in the McDonald's play land  Drink my own urine
finds fully functional car eats it
sheeps eye with urine forgot my napkin
fridge is full of coke better drink my own pee
favorite part of internet? i pee adresse
Let me ask you this... is a mountain bigger than a hill?
WIFE PISSED I LOVE IT
U MAD BRO?
I don't always drink pee But when I do
staple nuts to tree wait for SQUIRREL to bite
The wine is gone? Eat beet so pee will look reddish
found a working car with keys!  must scale this mountain to celebrate
find natives on island laugh because they live there and i'm on a tv show
es loppu
No Irn-Bru? Drink Own PEE
Whats that behind the camera a bear?
Caught a fish to eat Better catch a shark instead
RUNNING LOW ON VITAMINS  BETTER EAT THE CORN OUT OF MY OWN SHIT
urinetown? i could live there
good thing i remembered to bring the red solo cup on this adventure! There's nothing like enjoying a cup of warm yellow tea while communing with nature!
Look a village! Pound for pound human flesh contains more protein than a steak.
found water yess drink my urine
How many bears did bear Grylls grill in his bear griller?
3 star Michelin restaurant? I'm sick
someone didn''t flush the toilet after they peed good thing I have a straw
out of water? you're in for a treat
Sewage treatment plaNt? Why would you mess with perfection?
no money left for drinks  because of registration fee nothing left except my own pee
I'm Bear Grylls and today we're visiting your in-laws And I'm going to show you how to survive
a blueberry lets see if theres some snails on it
hi little girl
Cameraman? more like sleeping bag
You say Human Centipede I Hear promotion
You give golden showers? Hell yeah!!!
pees drinks it
insects in your house? what are we celebrating
my show got cancelled better drink my own tears
There's food  On my ants.
Best thing about hunting an animal on death it empties its bowels
I don't only eat lions i fu** 'em too!..hell yeah
i don't only eat lions i fu** 'em too!
kidney stones? I think you mean garnish
I Just found a bed in the jungle let's use it as fire wood
i found a river i will pee in there then i will drink it again
Abandoned porter potty? Time for a snack.
apple juice? GROSS i thought it was pee
GOING TO SHOW HOW TO GET UP IF YOU FALL  THROUGH THE ICE Better make hand holes
bag of skittles: all purple. have some anyway.
pees on t-shirt wears it as a hat
found a bottle of mineral water? emptied it to used to store pee
I'm only a top tier meme need to drink more pee
HOMESTUCK DOESN'T UPDATE BETTER DRINK THIS APPLEJUICE
Kiss girlfriend 'i just drank my pee.'
ate raw lizard better drink my own pee
Hey bear that's not apple juice! i know ;)
73 degrees fahrenheit outside? time to drink my own pee
spots a wild boar eats its deuce
no fap november? better drink my own urine
I can smell dew on the ground tomorrow will be saturday
Is that natty Light you're drinking? From this day forth
forest full of wildlife eats a turd
GOD ThIS Animal stinks hell lets see if it's tasty
Oh damn a jellyfish burned me on my tounge To cameraman: You better pee on it
GOING THROUGH MINEFIELD? FEELS LIKE GEOCACHING
Pee'd into a box?! What a waste
Oh ono there is a pizza in my ant
kILLED A SEAL BETTER TAKE 1 BITE OF IT RAW THEN LEAVE IT
What good god i've missed alot of coke
Stuck in the jungle with no smite... I'll have to drink my own urine to survive.
discovers time travel eats history's biggest bugs
plays castlevania only kills bats
cant find any food Eats camera man to Survive
no food in site oh wait he's behind the camera
bear grills.. bear grylls
If it's brown flush it down. if it's yellow.. Mello Yellow!
eats everything still alive
fruit fish correction.. its a CRUSTACEAN
i dont always drink water but when i do its a bit pissy
Facebook freundschaft mit peter jakob? Sauf i gscheita mein soach!
Oh
Muff diving dont forget your goggles
all of this rain is making it hard to pee in my mouth
puts up lemonade stand next to the porta poddy
found an antelope eating its shit instead of it because it has much more protein
found a pig better eat his guts
bear: 'so its a gold standard hotel?' Does that mean they have golden showers?!
Is that an applebee's? I'll stick with walrus fat.
This cliff right here is perfect for jumping off of
Hmm tastes LIKE SHIT
Took Arrow in knee better wash wound out with ...
i DRANK MY PEE TO LIVE  SO EAT YOU BROCCOLI
A Spider stung me I'll pee on the sting
DOS ATTACK? BGP
only two hours left until the exam... better drink my own pee.
pee tastes bad? then add some more pee to it!
BYOB K
i used to drink me urine now i drink my skeet
Man who takes 'eat shit' too seriously
Kidney Stones? I like a little crunch in my lunch
need walking stick Deer Leg's better than a branch
Need walking stick better use frozen deer leg instead of stick
Can't remember where i parked my car better drink my own pee
can't remember where i parked my car better drink my own pee
can't remember where I parked my car better drink my own pee
starbucks ahead
No house for shelter kill family dog and make tent
'now here we have some power lines
Sushi day? Better eat my own S***
CAN't walk around cliff? Find natural growing rope nailed in mountain
I used to drink my own pee Then i took an arrow in the knee
URINARY TRACT INFECTION BETTER DRINK MY OWN P- OH WAIT
More fillers better drink my own PEE.
sees fallen tree branches makes working hang glider
OLIPHANT URINE TASTES LIKE URINE
Every time courage wolf marks his territory I get thirsty
Mud its the next thing to a bath
no water? that's the way i like it!
GIANT LARVA! oh! forget it
GIANT LARVA! oh! forget it
found a movile phone burn its battery for easy fire
MUD KEEPS U WARM IN WINTER IT WILL HELP U SURVIVE ...WTF IS THAT SMELL
Might have Lyme Disease better drink my own pee
doesn't need a wine key uses teeth
A dead turkey.. i can eat its brain !
This water tastes strange pee time.
water tastes funny pee time.
Checking behind is for  peasants
It's George's Birthday I'll prepare the urinal cake
find a mcdonalds in the arctic ORDER JUST A CUP FOR PEE
where am i? take  shit to find out
come at me bro i eat pieces of shit for breakfast
I Remember Kyaking the Ganges With a Yhetti
deer poo? don't mind if i do
knock on tree burger falls out
shit missed that plane
i think now is the best time to drink my pee
i'm not drunk i'm just pissed
It's Beautiful
NO ADDITIONAL PYLONS? i BETTER EAT SHIT AND DIE
what you want to do in this situation is rub your feces all over yourself because it would be hilarious.
Zenminer doesn't release update till late afternoon. you know what to do!
My show Is fake
I Have friends in high places they're called sherpas
SHUT UP OR I WILL EAT YOU
I AM HUNGRY... wHAT MCDONALDS FOOD? iLL GO GET SOMETHING HEALTHIER
i AM HUNGRY AND WE ONLY HAVE CANNED FOOD LEFT... bETTER EAT MY OWN SHIT.
wHAT? oNLY rEAL DOCUMENTARIES ON TV? bETTER WATCH MY OWN SHIT
Roy Keane as new Celtic manager? Better drink my own piss
i dont always drink pee  but when i do i prefer my own
No cooking instructions on back of package Bettr drink my own piss
Where the fuck is survivor man When you have 2 bottles of piss to drink
helicopter? better climbe this mountain on foot
Im bear grylls and ive just fucked a camel Cause its high in proteins
Poaching Rhinos is Wrong They Taste better Grilled
NOT SURE IF CONCENTRATING OR CRAPPING OUT LAST NIGHTS LION GUTS
I might be stupid but i 'm PREPARED for zombie apocalipse
all out of soda better drink my own pee.
all out of pee beter start drinking out of the toilet
you call it a catheter I call it a straw
Catheter? Oh
Weather predicts snow. Better drink my own pee.
found a town that has running water drink out of toilets
tapani joonatan
i could survive on your body fat for three and a half years
if only i hade some shoelace and a coupls doge coins
Urinal Cake?  It's not my birthday
oh my god a orange  lets eat worms to celebrate
i drunk my own piss better drink my own piss
coffee machine is broke? better drink my own urine
the camera crew saved me
What Smells
hay cucarachas en mi pastel que asco mis cucarachas se untaron de pastel!!!
Ran out of Buckfast Drank my own piss instead
No Topo Chico?! Better drink my own piss
no mames jorge
Government shutdown? Better drink my own piss
EATS ALL THE FOOD SUPPLY GIVES NOTHING TO THE CAMRAMAN
Sees that everyone's flint and steel isn't broken... Makes their lives even more miserable by breaking them.
Shit they picked Sivir Better pick my counter
You really suck at this better drink my own piss
Built a slide on my private island Better Apply for planning perpission
lost in kmart  better eat my camera man
one does not simply spill good old pee
So you have prostate problems? Better fix those.  I'm pretty thirsty.
Endlich nochmal Regen
look at these berries so ripe with vit-a-mins
'That looks like a good spOt to build a fire' Sitting in waiting room at doctorS office
GONNA FISH FOR LIKES BETTER EAT MY OWN TAMPON
Out of food better eat my own tampon
Had a boner in subzero weather just to prove he's not cold
Have a team that can give me food I'd rather drink my urine
Whoa a yeti To survive we're gonna need to drink our pee
TRUST ME I DRINK URINE
can't you see i'm a fool jew
Tomorrow an Exam? Let's eat it!
Theres a gap seperating us from that water nevermind thats mike tyson's teeth
Finds a huge restaurant Eats the tables
Im really thirsty and i have to pee
gets dropped at random places always has right equipment with him
a blizzard the day after christmas Better drink my own urine
KAD REZE ZIVOTINJU PAZI DA NE OZLIJEDI  MOKRACNI MJEHUR TO JE NAJBOLJI DIO
when life hands you lemons screw that i'm drinking my own urine
...and thats how you make a plane using only your shit and some pebbles
Oh You forgot water Here
im hungry i guess i will eat this dog shit
Challenge: greek salary and taxes for a month starves to death in a week
challenge: greek salary and taxes for a month starves to death in a week
survival in greece: i would drink my urine... if i could afford the taxes
cockroach under the bed? pass it here already. i'm startving.
maybe theres an armadillo scrotum i can munch on
How many Bears could Bear Grylls grill if Bear Grylls could grill bears?
Shit is good  for the heatlh
Here is a bridge better go throught the cold river with a stick
2 girls 1 cup? Close enough
i DON'T BUY FROM SUPERMARKETS I EAT THEM
Snipers have thermal.... better cover myself in cold mud to kill'em
I have jew nose
Morningwood? Morning drink
The key to survival.. is taking totally unnessisary & dangerous risks...... ratings survival i mean.
office ran out of water better drink my own pee
why drink bleach if you can drink your own pee!
Geography is cool
i have SURVIVED  all 1000 ways to die what now
Survives a gruelling 20 day survival expedition Drinks his own pee to celebrate
THEN HE CAME IN AND GAVE ME AN ARMPIT CHEW CHEW
im thristy anyone need to pee?
I DRUNK MY OWN PEE LOL
Pizza with pineapples? Time to eat my own shit
yay
shit
I've got more lessons today better drink my own pee
on night out pees in vodka
What'll you have? Urine is fine
WAITEr THERE's NO pee in my Soup...
4 Hours with out internet better drink my urine
Today's Mission Annoying Friends
look at that mouse
an apple tree worms everywhere
Drink URINE 100% HYDRATION
Haven't peed in a while Now I'm so thirsty
Going to canobolas high school have everything i need.
bottled water? nah
pet gives birth now we have some munchies
looks after friends dog friend can't find his dog but asks what's in his sandwich
I CAN CLIMB ANY MOUTAIN
When trapped in the wild masturbate violently with origami
I went to the colorado showing of batman Ate worms to survive
an organge? forget that
AN ORANGE?? FORGET THAT
Got no pee left All hope is lost
Someone crapped out a piece of corn? eat the shit instead
Hmmm out of Lions better eat my own shit
THE MOVEMENT WHEN SOMEONE OPENS DELICIOUS FOOD.... it's full of proteins!!!
THIRSTY DOESNT HAVE TO PEE YET
BOUGHT A GRILL BETTER COOK MY CAMERAMAN
doctor wants a sample it doesnt get to the doctor
HOUSE FIRE IN WOODRDIGE NOT WORTH PISSING ON
ı foound a gazelle mmm... ı will live in its body
rAN OUT OF PEE ILL ASK SOME FROM THE CAMERAMAN
printer doesn't print double sided cards better pee on it
Theres a rat in my kitchen what am i gonna do? Eat it!
im not thirsty i just love the taste of my own brew
For better taste gryll it
the sun's going down better drink my own pee
Ewww there's an apple in my worm
when in emergency in the sahara desert hide in a live camel
Rather drink my own pee
better find myself a dead horse so I have a place to sleep for the camping trip
you thought your meme was funny it was just your thought
im off air time to drink my pee
Sunny bank holiday weekend 
dealing with incompetent people flare nostrils to survive
Founds out he has a tape worm; ok guys one more push and dinner{s ready
when all else fails... DRink your own urine!!!
waiting to log onto diablo iii better drink my own pee
HI
So much red bull better drink my own pee
Urine It's what's for dinner
did you say roaches? delicious!
A candle! lets take out wax and use as cup for pee
Trying to trll a friend with a meme ...just too much ideas...
see a scorpion crawling? just found dinner
Why did my parents call me bear?
party with sluts they're full of vitamins
no drinking during matsec exams challenge accepted
Can i connect via remote desktop? I just had to drink polar bear urine. What do you think?
Internet is down at work better drink my own pee
how many bears could bear grylls grill if  bear grylls could grill bear
No thats not Apple juice
I'm not thristy
youngest englishman to climb everest gets made fun of by people who make meme's
easily avoidable danger but must think of audience
sees a goat in the wilderness eats it
New juniors?  Better tell them about beating up my high school bully
Found water
Found a Purified fresh bottle of of water better drink my own pee instead
Ants in your pizza? pizza in his ants.
i'm thirsty *Unzips fly*
i'm thirsty *Unzips fly*
in front of me is a village civilians are full of pee
Has Cellphone punctures battery to start a fire
sees a dead camel sleeps inside of it...
So Many Water... ...Let's pee in it!
drink responsibly or drink beer
Im a man who eat a lot of shit
Only have 1 Litre of water left Better drink sea water through my rectum
can't fast travel to whiterun better drink my own pee
URINAL? DON'T YOU MEAN BONG?
if its yellow gulp it down if it's brown
when you're sliding into first and your pants about to burst cafeteria
the average human can only drink 1 litre of urine before becoming vitally ill challenge accepted
hungry? eats landscape
my favorite song  ' IM STILL ALIVE '
out of milk better drink my own pee
find a car burn it for warmth
A pizza Just landed on my fly
Watch the movie the Grey Challenge Accepted
Aw dISCOVERY... WHY YOU NO LIKE?
common room is closed better drink my own pee to survive
your phones broke? i never have one
drinks own pee (for the taste)
two girls one cup? ha! i eat shit everyday
Took the 'ches' out of Peaches
thanks to technology i'm never thirsty at a bar urinal
sees rescue plane hides in animal carcus
cLIMBING  MOUNT EVEREST AND ITS COLD bETTER EAT MY PEE ICE CREAM
creo que debo tomar mi orina!! solo por placer...
I'm totally constipated better drink my own urine
lost my mum in tesco better drink my own pee!
just watched jackass movie pee snow cone...mind blown
canteen? no thanks
Found mcdonalds in middle of sahara?  drink urine and eat cactus to celebrate!
The first thing you do after you kill the sNake is Drink your pee
o no where did the rest of my body go?! o yeah I had 2 eat it coz the sun was goin down
When your in the wild anything will do
... no top text?  better write it with pee
just started mining better drink my urine
i don't always drink my urine
Now to just put some of this dirt on my face for warmth.... Oh
I ate richard's cooking and survived!
Stuck in car for 2 months you bet your ass I drank my own pee
Someone is Against Gay Marriage Better Assume they are a closet homosexual
Eats live animals won't eat taco bell
TRAIL AROUND MOUNTAIN BETTER FIND A CAVE THROUGH
ate eggs and bacon for breakfast? you sir
pigshit  has protein
couples making out blocking the main stairs Time to take long way to class
On the highest point in crookston a sugar beet pile
Sometimes the best things in life are pee
everything will be okay  as long as you have pee for nectur
Someone peed on my futon better drink IT
midnight  pee just give me a cup
no pee? ok
he simply walks into mordor
OMG I JUST GOT STUNG BY A JELLYFISH BETTER DRINK SOME URINE TO RELIEVE THE PAIN
MAN I'M THIRSTY!! IS THAT SOME ELEPHANT TURD? *SQUEEZES ELEPHANT TURD*      THIRST QUENCHED
IT is imperative to your survial to shave daily
Thirsty in a chem lab better drink my own pee
Lost cell phone reception better drink my own pee
an electrical post don't follow that
My warm tap water just turned yellow better drink my own...never mind
have to pee?!!! must be thirsty
Stephen pisses in my ale what the hell
Bermuda Triangle? Nah too easy.
There's an apple on my worm
Chicken wings? I can use that as bait
Iced tea? you mean Iced pea!
Iced tea? You mean iced pea!
AS SOON AS I FIND A WAY TO LIQUIDIZE FART ILL DRINK IT!
Rained all night to wet to go out
I dont usually get pissed but when i do i drink
In order to survive I must find watEr Nah jokes I'm drinking my pee
dead animal or free hotel?
it's getting dark better eat my own shit
Nothing in toilet better drink my own pee
Find Water with poo in Do a Clyster
zombies in antarctica? kill them and use the body heat
EATS INSECTS AND SHIT  DOSEN'T HAVE Diarrhea
no food? better eat my own shit
I SEE FOOD YOU SEE SHIT
NOt thirsty  better drink my cameraman's urine to stay HYDRATED
Ah
Ahhh!!! A  f***ing Spider Wait spiders got usefull proteins
I told him to whisper dirty things in my ear he told me The kitchen
I told him i cheated on him He said 'pics or it didn't happen.
i explain to him how I feel about us two growing apart
i caught him masturbating he looked me in the eye and finished
i write him a letter with all my love and true feelings he just replies 'too long
Our kids are twins he calls them newfag and samefag
I TOLD HIM MY DAD COMMITED SUICIDE HE SAID 'LOL RAGE QUIT'
i asked him to choose sex or computer he said 'challenge accepted'
i aksed him if he wanted to have sex he said cant tell if trolling or just retarded
we had twins he rejects the second one
i asked him  with how many girls he cheated on me hE said : it's over 9000!!!!
WE BUY A  CAT HE CALLS IT NYAN
I said I wanted a divorce. He said 'obvious troll is obvious'
I told him I was lonely and wanted to talk all he said was 'Forever alone'
told him 'you were such nice husband' he replied'then i took a arrow on the knee'
I said i was pregnant he said 'lolwut'
I told him i'm going out of the kitchen he said 'lol
Our son confessed he's gay He said''still not gay as twilight''
He calls me derpina in public my name is allison
OUR SON DIED AT BIRTH HE SAID 'SPAWN KILL!!'
I told him i was badly beaten and raped when i was young he said pics or it didnt happen
Still a better love story than twilight
I asked if we could go camping he said he can't afford an awp
He sits behind the computer and laughs at pictures of frogs and ponies
TOLD HIM our son had diabetes HE SAID 'IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE HE'S FAT'
i said i wanted to divorce he said 'watch out! we got a badass over here.'
after sex i told him is the best sex i had ever honey he said: like a boss
I told him my pregnant sister was killed he said 'double kill'
said he was going to warm up for sex why is he watching my little pony?
I asked him if we could go on a picnic together  he said
I told him to whisper dirty things in my ear he said 'The kitchen
Our son Confessed he's Gay He said 'Son
i have an embarrasing moment during sex he goes and makes a comic about it
Our kids went back to school 'About time the summerfags left...'
Ignores real family play with his adopted kids in skyrim
I told him we are done He replies 'gg'
i told him i was feeling old and unattractive he said ''install updates''
i told him i feel like we're not communicating anymore he told me to check the router
I asked him 'Is this your work Shirt?' He replied 'no
aren't you going to eat? no need. my health bar is full.
I told him i tripped and hit my head All he said was \'QWOP\'
i told him i was cheating on him  he said he finds my lack of FAITH DISTURBING
TOld him our son did it for the first time today he said '+10 xp'
I told him TO do inVesment He bought more land in farmville
tell him to do something constructive he start to construct additional pylons
I wish he still loved me... I wish this page would load...
honey
TOLD HIM I GOT RAPED HE SAID 'DON'T MATTER
I TOLD HIM 'i am leaving you' He Said 'RAGE QUIT'
I told him i was taking the kids and going to live at mother's he said
I ASKED HIM FOR MARRIAGE HE SAID I ACCEPT ALL TERMS AND CONDITIONS
I TOLD HIM THAT I BROKE MY LEG IN TWO PLACES HE TOLD ME NOT TO VISIT THOSE PLACES ANYMORE
told him the family dog died he said i'll call Chuck Testa
wanna watch me masturbate? Nah
He used to love me Then he took an arrow in the knee
i wanted to tell him about my day he told me to make it a rage comic
i asked him where his wedding ring was he said lol pawned
i told him i had a miscarriage 'petty soul gem filled'
i told him we should have babies additional supply depots required
i got him a cat he taped a poptart to it
i told him my mom died he asked 'Did she drop anything good?'
I told him I go out tonight he said 'beware of creepers'
can we talk? titz or gtfo
i told him i can't open the jar he said
i prepared leftovers for dinner he gives me a thumbs down and says 'retoast'
Come to bed baby after this raid
I wanted to tell him about holly's party. he already accepted the  facebook invite.
Told him our son was born dead lol spawnkill
I told him he used to be a good husband he said 'i took an arrow in the knee'
I told him it was getting cold outside he Told me to turn on the xbox
I told him I had cancer He said go eat orange and you be k
HE UPLOADED OUR WEDDING PICS WITH CAPSHUNZ
our neighbor slashed our tires he gave his number to /b/tards
wanted to have sex with him.. premature ejaculation followed by him shouting 'first!'
I told him i loved him he said 'i love youtube'
I got a promotion today He accused me of being part of the 1%
I told him to get off he said he already did
i told him my father is still in the hospital he said 'F*cking camper!'
I don't understand. he's on the net all night ...but our internet history is always empty
I told him our son is being bullied at school He said to enchant his gear with resilience
want to talk to him have to log in to irc
I asked for sex He said 'me gusta'
I told him that I was two weeks late He told me that my subscription was in danger of being cancelled
i told him our baby died in the maternaty ward  he said 'spawn kill'
I told him I was pregnanT He said
i told him we needed to communicate more
I asked him if he wants to have sex He said 'I'm 12 and what's that?'
I Said i want an abortion he said 'spawn kill!'
TOLD HIM my best friend was stabbed to death HE SAID: 'HUmiliation!'
I told him i broke my leg in two places He said 'Probably that arrow to the knee.'
'Am leaving you for your best friend' 'lol! 'Good guy greg' would never betray me
i told him my father died he said 'respawn in 10
He went shopping with our daughter
I asked him if he ever wanted kids he said all he wanted was his sandwich
Wont let our son go to the pool Something about AIDS and black men in suits
told him my sister commited suicide he said 'lol ragequit'
I asked him
you spend too much time online you spend too much time outside the kitchen
He is a terrible father he constantly calls our son opie a faggot
I told him to tell me he loved me he rickrolled me instead
I told him a robber killed my mother he said killsteal
I TOLD HIM I WAS ON PERIOD HE SAID 'FIRST BLOOD'
i'm going to bed baby
i told him to see things from my point of view so he looked out the kitchen window
I told him it was our honeymoon  He told me  Diablo 3 was released
I kicked him out of the house he asked where he could file a ban appeal
I told him I'm leaving because he cheated on me He said
trying to get pregnant... he pulled out and yelled    ''rage quit!''
I told him I havent been happy. he then asked
i told him i cheated on him he said 'dinkleberg'
he used to be my husband... BUT THEN he TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE
i ask him why he sometimes watches gay pornhub he said
i told him i knew the president he said 'are you a wizard?'
I asked him to come to bed... he said lolsummer69 wanted to show him pics.
I asked him to play with our kids tomorrow asked me to send out meeting request for it
I love you honey... god damn error 37 again!
I asked hiM what he wanted foR dinner He said 2 daedra hearts and Alto wine
i told him my sister was PARALYZED from the neck down he said 'lol lag'
not now honey i'm making memes
I told him I wanted sex all he said was let me finish this mission
I TOLD HIM OUR SON BROKE HIS LEG ON HIS SKI TRIP HE ASKED 'DID HE DIED?'
I told him not to make a tumblr everyday he's tumblrin'
I asked him to bring the trash out He Said 'Go Bring yourself out trolol'
Our son timmy asked him to play baseball he just replied: 'I don't think so
i told him osama is dead he said momomomonsterkill
He waited 22 hours for Cyber MondaY online deals               Beat me because he only saved 12%
i asked him when he'll return he answered 'brb'
I told him we we're having another baby All he said was 'repost'
I told him about reddit.com he went straight to /r/twilight
i told him i wanted divorce he said 'qq more'
I told him my husband used to beat me 'lol noob'
I asked him to take out the trash He said he was over encumbereed
I told him to stop looking at dolan comics he said: weif pls.
I catch him looking at cancer memes He replies: I have cancer
he's more obsessed with gta than having sex with me
Told him our baby took it's first steps HE said 'Pics or it didn't happen'
i told him to choose between the computer and sex with me he said
i said we should ask a therapist he said i should ask jeeves
I told him the car needed repair he told me to hit it with a wrench
i told him we could go on a camping trip he said 'not sure if serious'
I TOLD HIM I WANTED A DIVORCE HE SAID 'HOLD ON
i told himi i was concerned his internet time was ruining our marriage he just replied 'white people problems' and laughed
I asked him to watch jurassic park with me He said he was busy learning how to survive there
I thought My ARGUMENT WAS PERFECTLY VALID
i told him i wanted a divorce he just said 'cool story bro.'
I left the kitchen he started to look for a russian bride
I told him I was fIliNg for dIvorce He said 'omg New host pls'
I TOLD HIM I WAS ON PERIOD HE TOLD ME : FIRST BLOOD !
i told him i wanted a baby he said 'insufficient gold'
i told him about how lately i've been feeling oh so blue it's the meme lighting
Told him I'd just been raped He said
I FORGOT TO TAKE THE PILLS HE SAID 'I GUESS IS TIME TO TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT'
I told him I got raped He responded: 'Doesn't matter
he keep asking our dog for advices
I told him to come to bed he said i will be hit for each upvote
I did a striptease for him he said fap Fap fap
He is so into politics He says he is on newt gingrich all day
wife is pregnant google cheap abortion methods
I asked him to make love to me he started to put on a robe and wizards hat...
I forgot to make him a sandwich he said 'fuuu'
I TOLD HIM IM LEAVING HIM HE SAID 'STILL A BETTER LOVE STORY THAN TWILIGHT'
I told him my sister died in a car crash He said 'L2p'
He's on gaytube again Maybe it's my coffee
I asked him with how many girls he cheated on me he said 'check my fap folder and count!'
I just wanted to take things slow He listened
i told him we could have real sex he said 'one does not simply ignore hot asian sluts'
I told him I was turning 30 next week he said mineral field depleted
Asked him how i looked in my bikini He said 'that post gave me cancer'
I TOLD HIM MY fRIEND wAS slAPPEd BY heR HUSBAND IN FRONT OF ME HE jUST REPLIES 'LOL ! FRIENDLY FIRE'
I TOLD HIM I QUIT MY JOB AND BANGED A STRANGER BECAUSE HE DOESN'T PAY ANY ATTENTION TO ME ANYMORE HE SAID
He won't come down for supper until he finds the right pony reaction image
I asked him if i may use his 4chan gold account            he calls me the n-word an says i went full retard
we are going to lose the house if he doesnt get a job he said 'you can't explain that'
I DON'T ALWAYS NEGLECT YOU BUT WHEN I DO... NOPE
I asked him to change the size of icons in my Ubuntu Unity launcher he formatted my hard drive and has been installing gentoo for the past 18 hours
I said 'i love you' twice he answered 'repost'
Told him our neibourgh been raped Replied 'Hide yo kids
I asked him if he wanted to go to the movies he asked me if i could go f**k myself
he said he found our wedding video but it was only a rick astley song
i caught him put my pic in meme generator
HIS 44TH BIRTHDAY DUBS GET
i said that i can't opent jar he said go and download java
One more reason Vagisil
#69 on meme list? i'll change that
tells him i lost my memory tells me to buy a new harddisk
i told him some israeli guy set himself on fire he said 'lol ragequit'
I TOLD HIM MY GRANDMOTHER DIED HE YELLED YOLO
ignores wife looks at pictures of wife when not ugly
I put on sexy lingerie for him He said 2/10 would not bang
'Not now
i think he's  going to fap again
I told him my sister was just mugged and stabbed He said
please stop fapping please stop blockin'
I TOLD HIM NOT TO GO ON THOSE SITES AND NOW PANDASHAN'S LAGGING
I told him our son got lead in the school play he said time to reroll as athlete
I told him i'm pregnant he mourned: Not another lvl 1 noob
I told him our son raided a store with his friends he asked me 'did he win any loot roll?'
I told him our house is burning  he  said 'Fire in the hole!'
Asked him to help bot he said he couldn't because it was warded
i told him our kid graduated he said 'impossibru!!'
asked him about my hair he said it's hard to fap to that
I told him again that i miss him he cried 'repost'
I said we haven't had sex in 3 months He just smiled at me and said
i showed him the new underwear i bought he said::'watch out guys
I TOld him to look at me he asked me to switch on my cam
hes on ebay  buying more blue shit
i told him 'it's like you don't even love me anymore' he said 'still a better love story than twilight'
he says we have to watch inception again because he can't figure out how to make a redditor wife joke about a redditor wife joke
I asked about sex He told me to look at pornhub
told hım ı'm pregnant he saıd 'Nope
I told him i wanted a back massage  he tried to explain what reddit is instead
i told my husband that i haven't stayed in a kitchen for more then 3 hrs. HE replied 'you newfgt'.....
NOT tonight honey i'm working out
ISP banned Pornography stay up late working how to get around it
Government tried to ban my pornography Took a huge interest in photography sites
I told him i was leaving him he said I Would get deserter debuff
Said he had to
Told him MY 5 FRIENDS DIED IN A CAR CRASH  He said pentakill
Wanted to get laid... To busy raiding.
I asked hm how he was handling the divorce He said
I told him he's never there for me 'http 404 try again later lol'
he acts like our marriage is a game 'beta test fail'
i Told him
babe come to bed  no niggas talking shit on facebbok
I told him that i just got shot he said
i told him i really miss him he said you need more hit
aren't you going to sleep? no. the pirates still haven't beaten the padres
i reminded him of my birthday he said 'gz'.
i said our dog died he said lol lets make a dog-copter
I told him our daughter had her first period he said 'first blood'
I told him We need some goods from the market He said 'relax I choose a support'
I told him i was raped by three men He said: lol nice gank
he's fapping in the middle of the living room to our family videos
I told him my dad was attacked by a dog HE said 'Lol aggro mobs'
i love my wife sorry
I want to have sex
Got out of house after a fight he shouted 'rage quıt'
I Wished him happy birthday He Said 'Level up!'
I TOLD HIM MY MOTHER HAve BEEN murdered He said 'lol! KS'
I asked him if we could have SEx tonight He poked me on facebook
i told him my grandmother died of old age he said 'connection to server timed out'
told him i was pregnant he said 'bomb has been planted'
I told him my mother died he said 'Connection to server timed out'
I told him our son got beat up at school He told me to put on his tanking gear
I told him our son  beats his classmates all the time 'too op.Nerf him darling'
tOLD HIM 5 OF MY CLOSEST FRIENDS DIED IN A CARR ACCIDENT HE SAID 'PENTAKILL!'
i told him my period was late he said ''lag''
I told him the washing machine is stuck he said 'use console commands'
i told him our son is failing at school he said:'Tell him to equip some int'
i told him my brother died he asked me if i looted the body
I told him our baby was albino He said 'congratulations on completing your shiny hunt'
i said its over between us 'gg'
i told him i&#180;m afraid of thieves  he said buy wards
i told him a terrorist blew up his own mosque with people praying in it he said 'TEAMKILLl!!!'
I told him i was pregnant Probably a bug
I told him Bin Laden was Killed He said 'counter-Terrorists Win'
I told him i want divorce he said 'gg'
My parents said he was a bad host 'i wasn't on multipalyer.'
I told him our marriage is terrible. he said 'still a better love story than twilight.'
TELL MY WIFE I AM TROLLING ATLANTIS
I said I wanted sex He brought up pornhub on the second screen
I asked him if we could spend some time together he told me i was on the wrong server
i asked him if he would want to come to bed with me and have sex he said he would rather read one piece
I said I want to play boom-boom He said wait till after he makes this meme for reddit!
January 18th
I WANTED TO WATCH A VIDEO HE tells mE                                   'LOL
i told him about that ship sinking in italy he replied 'do a barrel roll!'
I told him to pick up the kids he said 'hold on guys
wanna go out tonight? 'Cant miss raid dear'
I told him our marriage is terrible. he said 'still a better love story than twillight'
Told him i was cheating said 'Don't have sex or you'll get PREGNANT and die'
i told him i wanted to do something dirty He told me to go do the dishes
i told him to look through my point of view so he looked out the kitchen window
i told him its thanksgiving he said 'I'm enzo the baker. GAME>RL. GTFO busy stalking chat'
i told him he used to be a better husband he said 'then i took an arrow to the knee'
i told him he spends too much time online he said 'you must be new here'
(CHRISTMAS eve) AN INSTANCE DOESN't RAID ITSELF.
I told him i had a serious question to ask him he told me to leave it in his ask box anons on
i told him how i liked us in the beggining he told me to do ctrl alt del
i told him i forgot to lock the door last night he said 'watch out we got a badass over here
dave
I told him to I wanted to be adventurous Then he shot me in the knee with an arrow
I said i want the divorce he said doesn't matter had sex
I asked him not to talk in memes he said:Impossibru!
i told him to make his own sandwich he said 'watch out we got a badass over here'
WHY IS YOUR KNEE BLEEDING? I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE
i left a sincere hand-written note by his computer he grabbed it in the heat of the moment and came on it
I told him he was spending too much time on 9gag he said 'y u no go make me a sandwich?'
I told him to come make babies he told me to build additional pylons
I asked him to compliment me for a change Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge
i asked him to come to bed he replied 'yeah in a minute
I forgot to take my birth control pills He gave me his
I told him I was leaving him he told me to 'Troll Harder'
i filed for a divorce he said tl;dr
saw redditor's wife pic on google said 'look honey your on interwebz'
told him there will be no next time he said close enough
my mother died he said 'best birthday gift ever'
I TOLD HIM 'I THINK I DON'T LOVE YOU ANYMORE' HE SAID 'GTFO BACK TO TUMBLR'
I told him i was pregnant with twins... he said 'Doubles get'
i ASKED HIM IF I LOOKED PRETTY HE SAID TAKE THAT SHIT BACK TO SOC/
i asked him to make love to me he said 'im enchanting my diamond gear'
I told him i am pregnant All he said was 'dun dun'
told him i send him nudes he said: cool story bro
I Made a nice dinner he said
i asked him if he loved me he got drunk
Told him my sister is visiting He Said: Wincest? wincest!
Redecorated the house and asked for his opinion Gave me a note with 'ISWYDT'
Can we go outside today lol summerfag
WENT DANCING AT NIGHTCLUB KEPT TELLING ME TO 'WALK THE DINOSAUR'
expected to see fail masturbating He's talking to dreva instead
When i asked if he was attracted to men all he would say  is 'everyone is gay for Bridget'
kills pregnant wife shouts 'Double kill!'
I asked him to get on a 12-step program He said 1) Get out of my face 2-11) ??? 12) Profit
OUR SON WAS KNOCKED OUT AT SCHOOL HE SAID
I Said I love you He replied <3 u 2
HONEY COME BACK TO BED... JUST HAVE TO 1UP A SCUMBAG
hey
i asked him if he wanted some chocolate for our anniversary  he said lol i passed board 133
i told him to do roleplaying he told me to make him a sandwich
I ASKED HIM IF HE LOVED ME ANYMORE HE SAID 'MAFUYU IS MY WAIFU'
i told him he didn't play with me on our holiday he made a meme about it
i said i delivered our kid in a tent he said spawn camping
i said that i was pregnant  he said commence abort sequence
asked if he had a suprise for our anniversary Told me 'Spike dies'
Just because the girls in those movies like it in the butt... doesn't mean I do
I told him I wanted to role play my rape fantasy he said to go play zerg vs terran
It was because someone said something on the Internet so he googled the phrase Oh my silly little husband
If only he knew he was watching a man
i'm gonna be washing his underpant again
I asked him to play monopoly he said 'lol
i said 'I cried the whole time during sex' He said 'doesn't matter had sex'
MY TWO FRIENDS DIED HUSBAND SAID 'DOUBLE KILL'
He took my virginity Lol first blood
i told him our daughter was having her first period 'LOL
i told him i was pregnant he said ctrl z
had binders full of women then we got internet
I showed him pictures of my sister's baby '2/10 would not banG.'
PORNOOOOOOOOOOO
choaditis
Hey Hun... Hold The Cheese
Get of the computer now! hah
I only asked him why he kept stopping during sex He says its his new move 'buffering'
honey i had an abortion ctrl  z
ADAM TOLD ME HE HATES MY LITTLE PONY I CAUGHT HIM LOOKING AT THEM ON THE NSFW SECTION
i said
i told him i like camping he replies: 'faggot n00b!'
I told him I was pregnant he said 'y u no generate a meme?'
i told him our 5 kids died he said 'first blood .. double kill .. triple kill .. ultra kill .. rampage !!!
SPENDS MORE TIME ON YOUJIZZ THEN WITH ME
i told him it's finally the saturday we have been waiting for  he laughed said ' i know
i miss you.. then get more hitrating
I asked him what he was selling for the garage sale he said 'I sell propane and propane accessories
I told him he needs to spend more time with his family and less time on the internet. He Said
I told him my father fell off a cliff He said 'forgot to hold down shift'
i told him my mom died he told me to battle res her
I SAID TO HIM 'dO THE DINNER' HE SAID 'NOT ENOUGH MANA'
i tried to have a serious conversation about our relationship he said 'inb4shitstorm'
Honey
Gave him divorce papers He said 'too long
he keeps declining my invitations to sexville
Told him God is mad at him for how he treats me 'I'll hit Kratos up after this game'
i told him we should have kids he said 'not enough minerals'
I tried to tell him about my feelings He said 'Boobs or GTFo'
I TOLD HIM I WAS GOING FOR A WALK IN THE PARK HE SAID 'GANK TOP OR MID EARLY'
I told him my mom was at the door he said 'thirty seconds until minions spawn'.
I asked him if he enjoyed the sex microsoft sam replied
Is there anything I can do to for us? put on a hoodie
Whos this? This is state farm guy
he told me he loved me Then he trolled my facebook friends
What are you doing? Video chatting with Bill from Statefarm
I'm taking the kids and leaving you 'like'
i scheduled a meeting with a marriage counselor attending...maybe...not going....'not going'
Thought someone was having sex in my halls juggy forgot to put his headphones on
i told him to get off his lazy ass and do the dishes for once he said 'u mad bra?'
i told him i want a baby he now searches for a hospital for a VASECTOMY
Idle hands Are the Devil's Workstation
had professional sexy pics made for valentines day his reply:      photoshop fail
I told him
Asked him to sign the divorce papers he answered: 'TL;dr'
I told him my cousin died in an explosion in the mines he said '****ING CREEPERS'
Ask to greet the new asian neighbour impossibru!!
I TOLD HIM HE USED TO BE A GOOD HUSBAND but he said 'then i took an arrow to the knee'
asked him if he wanted to go out he said he was already at a tavern in windhelm
He said he is going for potty why is he watching 2 girls 1 cup
I DON'T NEED A WIFE anymore i am dovahkiin!
I told him to wash the dishes he told me 'fus ro dah!'
reddit is shutting down to protest against sopa he supports reddit and refuses to leave during the 12 hour blackout
deletes husband from facebook watches as he comes to the realization
I turned the internet off he just used the internet on his phone
I said our daughter had sex in highschool He said pics or didn't happen.
Do you want to do something with me honey DO I LOOK BORED WOMAN!?
I ASKED HIM 'CAN you help me in the kitchen?' he replies 'Come closer for cleave'
I Told him that my mother got ran over he said 'pics or it didn't happen'
He wanted me to make him a sandwich My only comeback was to come back with a sandwich
WHY ARE YOU SO HAPPY today hubby? THIS GUY SAID MY STORY WAS COOL AND HE CALLED ME BRO!
I Asked him why he wouldn't have sex with me he said cleverbot told him to ignore me
i told him our son is cheating on his gf he said 'doesn't matter had sex'
ASKED if he wants sex he said 'I'm diceman. play every apps game. Woman not a app.'
I ASKED HIM IF HE WAS COMING TO BED he said 'I'm music mafia man. STFU BIG MOUTH WARRIOR WIFE. I'm keyboard warrior'
I TOLD JORDY I WANT SEX HE SAID 'WHATS YOUR COORDS?'
WHEN I TOLD HIM THAT HE SPENT 99% OF HIS FREETIME ONLINE
Are you looking for jobs online? Haha look at this meme I jus made!
told him he used to be sweet he said 'till i took an arrow to the knee'
told him our son has seizure says 'better dance than tecktonik'
i started a conversation with him he said 'o h4i
i told him that our son ran away from home he said
i asked him... he said 'inb4 gtfo'
Tells arnie to go to bed Arnie asks for more coffee
'Honey
I had a miscarriage he said 'format complete!'
i asked him: Do you like my girlfriends? He answered... *fap fap fap*
My boyfriend complimented me by comparing me to a video game
i prepared a wonderful thanksgiving dinner for he and i he brought his laptop to the table and didn't talk
Says she is going to have sex with the neighbor Tells her to send him the link
I told him we should start a new life he created a new sims family
Our son got expelled from school for having sex in the bathroom he said: doesn't mattter had sex!
I told him our daughter was dating a thug he said 'still a better love story than twilight'
i asked him to come to bed... he said 'must wait for server to come back!!!'
I just use omegle video version
I saıd I'm pregnant to twıns he saıd 'repost!'
'honey
let's have some sex just one more page...
yelled i'd leave him if he kept ignoring me he replied: Watch out
i suggested we ask a therapist he told me to ask jeeves
'You can't pause an online game.'
I asked him if he wanted to have sex
I found out he was cheating on me  he said 'U Jelly?'
i told him i was cheating on him 'dinkleberg....'
I told him I forgot to take my birth control pills He said 'Just Have some of mine'
I told him that my sister had been in a car accident He asked
i told him the tv wasn't working he told me to switch it to wumbo
i'm not ignoring you your comment need moderation
i asked: is that you honney? he said: nope just chuck testa
i wanted to make love he wanted to update sdn
i aksed him to take out the trash 8 times... he told me to stop same-fagging
i told him i'm leaving him he said i was butthurt
i reminded him of our 11th anniversary he said 'dubs!'
I told him I was pregnant He said it is probably just a tumor
he keeps going on and on about how jailbait disappeared and now our toaster is full of burnt cheese
i said i was going to bed he said y u no sammich?
i asked him if i could play werewolf he said there's too much cybering and i couldn't handle it
i could live with it if the girls in the videos wern't sleeping
Give me your pASSwORDS or i'm leaving you.  depends on what reddit says about it...........
Invited him over for sex only wanted to look at reddit
our son misses his daddy what? i tuck him in bed every other weekend!
Dont be sad you're next!
I asked him what day it was today he said:Iwata een bom zal droppen Spuuuuund
i just wish the women in the videos wern't pretending to be asleep but they are
Told him i was pregnant Requests content removal
tell him i was molested  he says pics or it didn't happen
Sanoin ett&#228; k&#228;y pankissa En nettipankissa
not the man i married turns out he trolls memes to get hard
I told him i had an Miscarriage he said
I said 'I am going to birth exam what do you think?' he said 'You shall not pass!'
I told my husband I had a headache He rubbed me with an egg
asked what he wanted for dinner told me he'd faponit and get back to me
He wouldn't  show me how To green text
he took a day off to protect me from riots browsing /b/
'HEY SCHATZ
He thinks I'm asleep Discovered he's a child porn collector
Online Dating is fun Until the stalking starts
HAVE THEY POSTED THE WOD YET? NO
i told him rohit sharma is legend since then he hasn't even looked at me
He hit 100 colonel and made me tattoo 'Battlefield' on my pussy
Dear diary
dear diary
THERE WAS SOME ANTS IN THE BACKYARD
IS IT IRONIC OR SOMETHING THAT HE IS STARING AT A PICTURE OF ME?
DEAR DIARY THE OTHER DAY I ASKED HIM IF HE WANTED TO COME TO BED HE SAID 'shhhhh! THE COMPUTER IS ON SLEEP MODE!'
is it ironic or something? that it is a photo of me he is always staring at?
we don't have sex anymore he's always reading tsd.
Honey
when your wife gets mad at memes
I dont know why he is always on ebay  He knows he's dead broke
i just found out  it isnt jake from state farm
plays loud music at night when i try to sleep makes sure his computer gets enough 'sleep mode'
I TOLD HIM I WAS FEELING TIRED
honey get off the sewing machine 'no'
CALENDER SAYS IT'S THURSDAY MUST CHIVE ON
What can I post to fill my need for attention
I tOld him i would make desseRt He just stares at ez bake oven
I Want to be happy! I'm miserable!
I want to be Right! You could be happy!
Lisa knows she's missing that one thing Jeremiah needs Big Black Cock
gli ho fatto un pesce d'aprile mi ha risposto che si dice 'troll'
Shits pants during dota match finishes game
Pah
la sorella lo spia mentre si masturba e lui la lascia guardare
I told him it was me or 40k He said 'Fallacy: false dichotomy.'
I TOLD HIM I didn't made sandwich He said ''hunted forever''
i told him we needed to talk about his addictoin he replies: 'can we do this over facebook?'
i told him to go meet a friend he showed me cleverbot
honey
I WAS TALKING DIRTY AND ASKING HIM IF HE LIKED MY BOOBS. pOSTED PIE CHART ON REDDIT.
I said i wanted mid He said: Stfu niggerhobocancer
stutters lol lag spike
I was choking on my food instead of administering the heimlich
se ihana tunne
Dear
I told him I took some Nudies of Myself He Told Me to fax them to him
Says I'm too young Subscribes to 'Milfs 4 you'
I WILL DEFEND THE CONSTITUTION WITH EVERY FIBER OF MY BEING! Just let me join 6 more Facebook groups and I'll come to bed.
pah
Skipped Sex for the passed week to play GTA V Says its so much better and less messy
i asked if he was hungry he told me he ate my sister earlier
dammit
not now wife here comes the best part.
i told him i went xmas shopping w/o him he said' oh good for you and how was it?'
chci si se synem promluvit ale on ?um&#237; na hentai
he just sits there looking at spiderman at desk memes while masturbating
husband please go to bed.. wait i'm about to protest saraapril ok?
I told him that I feel like I don't love him anymore He replies 'I know that feel bro'
i told him i wanted to get a job he said kitchen
My husband made me cum five times penta kill!
I told him our son committed suicide he said 'loot the body'
He said we would do stuff He meant look at this game
I told him I was pregnant he said 'No noobs plz'
I told him i cheated on him he said 'These bitches love sosa'
This moment When your wife catches you watching porn
I told him are house got robed he said #niggasbelike
Once upon a time we had a wonderful sex life. Now he shares my little pony pics with his fellow bronies.
Papa Anak Kita Ilang Biar Papa Cari Di Internet
I told him i was cheating on him he called me a 'haxwhore'
Damn Ogame  Its vibrator time again
I told him i was pregnant LOL
I told him we needed to talk.. He said he was too busy killing Alliance in Azeroth
He's telling people his rincon has 56hp When it will barely turn 28 laws
i asked him to come to bed and stop playing SIMS SO LATE  AT NIGHT 'HANG ON I wiLL in a minute
I told him I was leaving him He said make me a month's wort5h of meals first
i told him our son got kicked out of school ''Lol
come to bed antony Cant... have to share memes
Asked for baby monitor buys yoga pants and an infrared camera
She asked what she should make for dinner pineapples
I told him we don't spend enough time together He said 'you prime
Told him I was pregnant he googled 'Diy abortion'
I said we could do whatever he wanted tonight he told me to talk in a south ameristralian accent
pricks getting another moist underpant.
I asked if he would join me in bed He said he was farming
Girlfriend? ain't nobody got time for that!
He told Me his Top faVorite 'R's' are Reddit and Rainymood.com My name is Rachel
why does he chat girls that actually put out?
Crusader Kings 2
HE QUIT HIS JOB TO TAKE ON A PROJECT FROM HOME STOOPID UBUNTU! NEED TF2 TUX PROMO ITEM! NOW!
I TOLD 'HELLO' HE SAID 'ASL'
'HONEY
i told him i was lifting weights he said 'lol booster'
i told him i got a new nerf gun he said 'put a diamond camo on it'
i told him we need we need to pick out wedding rings he said make his with dinosaur bone and meteorite
he is telling his friends he has a neger on him is he cheating on me with a black woman?
i TOLD HIM I WAS PREGNANT HE DOUBLECHECKED ARMOR PENETRATION ITEMS
I TOLD HIM THE WINDOW IS STUCK he said 'INSTALL LINUX'
COME TO BED sEC WITH GUD TEM
i told him 'i have a question' He said 'no you don't'
I asked if he wanted to do something special tonight He said 'no
I asked him to stop watching Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged  He said 'Shut up Mokuba!'
GCM... TOTAL WINE & MORE?
I told him I was ready for an early valentine He said
who has too much free time on their hands? Hayabusa riders in the wintertime
holly greg
I told him I wanted a divorce He said 'Don't care
hONEY
what are you doing? reading
He threw Away the Furniture Because it didn't Match Our Pets
told him to cut a tree for christmas he said hm01 not learned.
I cant believe you cheated on me again... achievement unlocked!
Ignores real wife... To Tell Babes on FB they deserve a better man.
i said i was pregnant he said 'Doesn't Matter
I wish youd put your google drive in my dropbox
Still a better LOve story than TWILIGHT
Said he wanted to try pegging played online cribbage all night
i said our relationship WAS SLOW he said it lagged
Just joined reddit She's already on to me
hey hun... hold the cheese
I told him this isn't working ran google search for sharky divorce lawyers
MY FATHER WAS STABBED RESPAWN PYRO! SPY CHECK!
I told him that  my sister was brutally killed with tomahawk and robbed he said: 'You are out of the money'
I TOLD HIM THAT I WAS LEAVING HIM THIS IS SO FUNNY HAHA YOU ARE GAY CYKA
I told him to finish framing the garage He said he needs to punch more trees.
i told him he should connect with his son he said tell him to fix his wifi
my brother killed my mother Lol
has sig exam the next day watches match and memes anyway
When we signed up for netflix I didn't know they had a device limit
The phone bill was too high
i told him i donno how to abord ur baby he said ''alt+f4''
pa
I told him I got laid off at work he said 'buy some gold per 10s'
Honey
WHAT TIME ARE YOU COMING TO BED  HOLD UP. ALMOST POSTING MY DEPRESSING STATUSES ON FB
I told him to turn me on he searched for a power button
i said honey come to bed  he said buzzkill
refresh button and drudge report... another marriage ruined
Has sex with sims  more than me
my sister and her husband are coming over lol share for share
I asked him to watch the voice finale he said too long
I wanted to talk to him he said 'no space on hard drive'
it's my turn on the computer
i Told Him I couldn't find my khakis he Told me to take the bus
argh my son u still watch power ranger what a shame
Shared my darkest secret in a moment of need  'cool story bro'
i said aren't you tired He said no my life bar is full!11111111111111
I told him a joke he just yelled a bunch of numbers
I told him I had a miscarriage He demands to see the birth certificate....  thanks obama!
Oh No He's doing it again
oh yeah  c'mon shake that
Still a better love story than twilight
I TOLD HIM I WANTED TO SHOW HIM MY HOT BODY HE TOLD ME TO POST MY PICS ON IMAGEFAP...
Honey
I don't understand why i can'T get pregnant It must be your decoy vaginas
'MY PERIOD'S LATE'. 'LOL
I told him I wasn't happy. He said 'still a better love story than twilight'
r23f 2g2g
i told him the baby was crying he said mute the noob
I FEEL LIKE HE LOVES PROFANITY RECORDS MORE THAN ME
Told husband dinner's going to be late 'lag'
Asked for help with the groceries 'do you even lift'
Time for bed those 6 or 7 will be there when you get up
told him im on the edge and suicidal  so he poked me on facebook
I told him i made a new account on wow he asked 'bro
I asked him to come to bed He asked me where my heart was
I told him that my mother with canser got run over by a truck today he said 'lol kill stEAL'
don't i get a turn on the computer
u coming to bed? must...finish...memes
i told him our daughter is a woman now he said 'firstblood'
I asked him if he liked my new outfit he said take a pic and post it on Facebook then maybe he would 'like' it
i heard him punching walls said he saw mass effect 3's ending
i TOLD HIM OUR MORTGAGE IS OVERDUE HE REPLIED 'NP
told him im on the edge and suicidile he poked me on facebook
Asked why there aren't many female producers he says they don't use logic or reason
I TOLD HIM to save me He said  'you haven't ctrl-s'
ı told hım ı mıscarrıed our quadruplets he saıd 'monsterkıll'
I told him I painted the computer room red he said 'wololo'
I told him Skyrim was a kids game he shot an arrow in my knee
Told him our son got beat up his first day of school he said 'lol noob'
Andy
come to bed  /sleep
I told him that we ran out of supplies he told me to build a dispenser
papah
Pah ANAK kita tersesat dan gk tahu arah jalan pulang tanya noah
Honey
'honeY
i said i'm voting romney he said
Asked Theo Boyfriend to go out.  He said can't leave facebook. Friend has bad theology.
Aked him how he does this replies 'lolsos'
i told him our kid just drop to the well it's easy
HE DON'T HAVE ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION. YOU JUST ATE TOO MUCH CHOCOLATE AND DON'T DO IT FOR HIM ANYMORE.
i have a problem we need to discuss 'let me guess
pah anak kita
i told him i was pregnant he replied 'bomb has been planted!'
DAD WHAT ARE LOOKING UP NOTHING
he told me he one more grief then his face turned blue and he grew a mustache
I told him i miscarried twins he said 'double kill'
I told him I'm ovulating he said 'pause it'
i told him my sister commited suicide he said 'Lol
I wanted him to eat me out He said i didn't fit his macros
will our daughter ever be successful? i dont know what you mean
I told him i was sick... He tried to shoot me with a crossbow
I said i wanted to have sex he said get the toaster
Not tonight honey I just pulled the STAVKA Chit
i asked my husbnad to contain his sexyness and he just farted.
I told him its 'Goofy' He said GOOBY pLS
Calls everyone on Ubers 'hf sikds'   makes apoligy thread after an hour because of -rep
i asked him if he wanted to role play he kept yelling 'hulkamania'
Come to bed please *closes pornhub quickly* okay honey let me just email my boss.
i told him our son got into fight at school he told me lol does he even lift?
BAKED HIM A BIRTHDAY CAKE HE TOLD ME IT IS A LIE
I told him i want new sex position.. he said ' Gangnam style'
mi amor deja de ver porno
bought new underwear today but it's fantasy football sunday
i knew it shes gonna spam me with an unfunny meme about the event she's promoting
catches me mastrubating 'lol noob tube'
DRAGO HAT PORNOS GEFUNDEN
Calls everyone on Ubers 'hf sikds' makes apoligy thread after an hour
I told him i was filing for divorce he said 'Do It
I told him our son was expelled for PLAGIARISM he said 'Reposting faggot'
WIFE WALKS IN... STARES AT GOOGLE HOMEPAGE
I told him our 13 year old daughter just got her period 'first blood' he replied
I asked him why he looks at horses he replied 'beast mode activated'
Sends EX-wife long apology Email She Responds 'TL;DR'
Up at 2:00 am watching husband order iPhone 5 Not eligible for upgrade
he says he's coming to bed after masturbating to anne hathaway again
We used to Hang out Now he just stays up all night playing Realm
i told him to get a life he asked me to give him the link for it
I asked him if i could borrow his hebona  He replies 'get one your self'
I told him my brother killed 25 people lol moab
I asked him why he had not removed before he said I got lagg
Just a sec darling gonna finish skyrim
I made him choose BetwEen guild wars 2 and i He said 'i'll think of you for each level i rise'
Says she wants a divorce 'GG'
i sent him 'Janet Jackson - Come Back To Me' He sent me 'markus schulz - do you dream ?'
i asked him to get a life he asked me to give him the link for it
Talon was playing top lane but then he warded the bush
He forgot our anniversary And then he made a meme about it...
Whatever my problems are it's all the man's fault
They told him to go to meeting now he can fap with both hands
I JUST WANTED TO SHOW HIM MY SEXY LINGERE  ALL HE WANTED TO DO IS CHECK OUT FISHING REPORTS ON HUSF
DODO
clicked ad still trying to close browser
son commited suicide says 'lol rage quit'
Took her virginity 'First Blood'
Girlfriend comes over opens up hon
I asked him to play a game with me He said 'Let me finish dailies' 4 hours ago
wHY DO your friends call you nimrod severn
I told him my mom died he said 'qq'
Double xp points tonight said he would be playing until midnight
I REALLY WISH YOU WOULD STOP MASTURBATING
one more meme just one more!
I told him my brother was killed by a bear while camping he replies 'LOL killed by neutral creeps'.
We just finished having sex He said 'GG'
i asked him why he bought sweet potatoes we have special guests tonight
I told him I would fulfill his favorite fantasy he said
I said 'let's watch a movie' he said 'jidf detected'
told him to fix the stove he told me'anti virus is enabled
I told him to turn the computer off and come to bed he replied
why wont he just buy a god damn ppv?
told him robber took the money and left my purse he said 'trololol'
I told hm that our son plays COD all day long he asked me for his Xbox Live id
i told him the condom was broken he said 'C-C-c-c condom breaker'
i told him i saw My sister with her ​​wedding dress he said '2/10
I TOLD HIM THAT I MADE HIS FAVORITE FOOD HE SAID 'YOU CANT SRAFE SO I DON'T TRUST YOU!'
i told him i can&#180;t find the dog he said 'lol 404 error dog not found'
I told him I was afraid for our relationship he said 'are you gonna fearquit?'
I asked him how much money we had still in bank he said 'np
I asked him to take our daughter to bed 'if you know what i mean' he replied
i told him i wanted a divorce he asked 'Y U NO LIKE ME?!'
he found my sims account was dating another man
I TOLD HIM I FELT DEPRESSED HE SAID I SHOULD VISIT COURAGE WOLF
i told him about batman premiere he said 'multy kill'
i told him our son killed himself whit a gun he said 'boom headshot!'
I told him I was going to have an abortion he said 'epic fail'
i've found him fapping on keybord at the end he screamed 'right hand skill increased to 36'
i told him my sister and her husband died in an accident he said 'double kill'
i told him i want to go picnic he said he hate campers
ASKED HIM IF WE COULD HAVE OUR SECOND CHILD HE SAID 'SUMMON MORE ZIGGURATS'
i told him i wanted a divorce he asked 'Y U NO LIKE ME?!'
I TOLD HIM My brother killed my father Teamkill
I told him that my sister had an misscarriage he said 'lol spawnkill'
Asked him to come to bed hussie updated
I said i got an abortion he said 'lol
i told him i got breast implants he said 'Evolution complete'
LE EPIC NEW MAYMAY xd SO LETY EPICCCCCCCCCCC
i told him i give birth to twins he replied 'lol double baby spawn'
ı thought he mıssed me after mıddle europe vacatıon he saıd ' dıablo 3
I TOLD HIM SOMEONE BROKE IN AND STOLE ALL OUR STUFF HE SAID 'DON'T WORRY
I told him my sister
i told him about the boy who died from playing video games too long he said
OUR DAUGHTER GOT HER FIRST PERIOD 'LOL FIRST BLOOD'
Honey will you come tuck in the kids? starts another solo queue
i asked him why does he never raise the toilet seat he said 'aimbot'
i asked him if we could have sex he said
i was going to open the door to the computer room i heard him saying 'fap fap fap fap'
i told him i was raped as a child he said 'pics or it didn't happen'
i told him that I fainted mp_fadetoblack 1
i told him i got hit by a car he said 'lol pwned'
we have a girl and a boy he named derp and derpina
whitey
i sent him divorce papers he replied 'tl;dr'
I asked him why he was always on the computer. He said the computer never gets a headache...
I asked him how work was and he shit in the sink
i said menopause started he said go premium
i told him we had our first son today he said ' first blood '
i told him i laid eggs he found out i was a devon
Wrote him a letter.. He corrected my grammar
WIfe Pulls Face while having sex HE says '' IS this your Troll face?'''
I told him my grandmother died he said 'did she drop any diamonds?'
my sistER died in a car crash because the brakes failed damn
i told him i'm worried about our relationship he said 'still a better lovestory than twilight'
I TOLD HIM WE HAVE NO FOOD SUPPLIES LEFT HE SAID 'SUPPLY KIT OVER HERE'
in a minute honey i'm creating memes
i asked him what he was doing on the computer so long he said
I said our son broke U.S. LAW HE SAID 'iN SOVIET rUSSIA
every time he sees a pop tart he starts to sing the 'nyan cat' -song
i queefed during sex he made a rage comic out of it
Leave me alone! Im gathering thoughts for my sample!
Our Kids wanted to play Supermario he said: 'no because i am Browser'
I ASKED him WHEN TO Serve Lunch HE said ASAP
GRANDMA IS SICK AND OLD STILL WAITING FOR FRIENDS TO CALL
i told him that his to move some boulder he said
I asked him If i was beautiful He said
i said let's make a porno he said why when he can just watch
I TOLD HIM THAT HE'S RANKED TEAM SUCKS HE REPLIED THAT HE plays only classic games
Fantasy Football Destroying Marriages One Sunday At a TIme
I TOLD HIM THAT i WON IN THE LOTTERY HE SAID CHEATER
I told him
i finished ALL OF THE STUFF YOU TOLD ME TO DO gOOD
i told him i couldn't open the refrigerator door 'try using fire based spells'
i asked him if any of his clothes needed washing he said lol noob warriors wear plate
I told him i had a Relationship with his Brother He said : ' lol report'
I told him the car broke down He got a blowtorch and told me to get back in so he'll get Squad Repair points
TOLD HIM OUR DAUGHTER CAN'T CLIMB DOWN THE TREE 'RESET'
We had a kid he called her a newfag
I TOLD HIM TO CHANGE HIS PRIORITIES HE SAID 'RENICE'
I told him Kitty killed 4 of her babies He said 'go steal the penta'
i asked her to make me a birthday card she made one filled with bad memes
He said I could use the computer... If I could reach it from the kitchen.
wow!... she is so much hotter than my wife! and now delete history....
honey can you come to bed leave me alone! camping for Yeezys
I told him that my best friend is now a widow he said 'lol my best friend is a black widow'
hE DRAWS DONALD DUCK COMICS POORLY BUT HE LAUGHS AND CALLS HIM 'DOLAN PLS'
we must be getting a divorce he's browsing mail-order brides
I told him that i love him he said '0100100100100000011011000110111101110110 0110010100100000011110010110111101110101'
I told him our daughter had her first period he yelled 'FIRST BLOOD'
she asked me for having sex reloading /b/
i told him that our neighbour's kid is missing he said ss
I TOLD HIM OUR  SISTER NEEDs a ride back home he told me 'hearthstone on cooldown?'
I told him to go to hell he said ward it
I TOLD HIM MY MOTHER GOT HIT BY A TRAIN HE SAID 'KS!!!'
Asked him if he could carry groceries he said 'Do you even lift?'
I said we were having trouble communicating he said to try optus
i asked him what tomorrow's weather was supposed to be he said 'I dunno
i told him we should go outside he said he doesnt have any Pvp gear
I told him i'm moving with mom He said 'lol
I TOLD HIM ı mıscarrıed my quıntuplets he saıd 'masterkıll'
I TOLD HIM I wanted a divorce he muttered something about the 'PH COUNCIL'
Told him my parents died in a car accident 'haha
come to bed honey Error 37
i said i wanted to talk he said 'don't use guild chat'
I told him my grandfather died fighting cancer he said 'LOl
I told him my grandfather died fighting cancer he said 'LOL
I told him that i'm pregnant he replied: ''we have 60 points to divide over int
i told him i was fired he said 'lol ban!'
I told him our daughter just got shot he said 'did you record the killcam?'
i told him my friends and their kids got hit by a car and died he said 'enemy quadra kill'
I said i have to wait 5 days until me period passes he said 'buy cooldown reduction'
WATCHES MEGAN IS MISSING. NEVER MEET PEOPLE ONLINE AGAIN.
i told him to go to hell he said 'lol
Told him i had a fight with my friends He said: Pentakill!!!
I have been waiting for you lol
I said i hurt myself
Skyrim Widow
i asked which disney book he was going to read to the kids he shouted 'BAMBI'
Click.Click.Click Im practicing Djing!!
Doesn't go to sleep and doesn't want sex and wtf is Diablo iii
u right but... Still can not stop to play
Asked him if i could adopt an african child He asked me what his racial skill was
i told him that i was sick of wheezing he told me that i should have pressed 'b' before it evolved
I told him my mother was in a coma state He said 'a SUMMONER HAS BEEN DISCONNECTED'
'Come back to bed.' 'Not now honey. somebody is wrong on the internet.'
I told him
i told him my family died in a car crash he said 'killstreak'
I got mad at him He 'atl+crtl+del'ed me
i asked what is our sons name? he said 'fireman98'
I told him I want a pony he said 'not enough hatred'
Started screaming at him screams 'Fus RO dah' at me
OUR DAUGHTER JUST GOT HER FIRST PERIOD FIRST BLOOD
tell him i want to have sex
HE FOUND OUT I PUT UP A MEME HE BROKE MY LEGS
i told him my mom and dad died at car accident he said 'Double kill!'
You are charged with murder
i asked him with how many girls he cheated on me he said 'it's over 9000!!!!'
i told him i wanted a baby he said 'insufficient mana'
i told him our daughter just got shot He said 'did u record the killcam?'
i told him how life was too much for me he said 'uninstall'
I asked him if we would watch a movie he said 'yes in a few minutes
I never should have given him diablo 3
Wife said our son hasnt come yet husband said he must be lagging
Honey! Our child died! he said 'Just load the last savegame'
I told him our son is paralized He said 'LOL LAG'
i told him my sister fell thru the window he said 'lol
I told him i was on period he told me : First blood!
says he wants to talk makes me sit on black leather couch
I told him my sister died in a car crash he said
I asked him to come to bed he said 'the servers could be back up in minutes'
servers down spend time with wife
honey are you coming to bed? he said ttyl
i feel like i don't even know you anymore dave......DAve......DAvid?
I asked him if he wants to 'Fuuuuu' he said old meme is old
I asked him for some money  he said noob....
I told him i have impure skin he said 'LOL TEXTURE BUG'
i told him we cant talk like we used to he said 'tunnel me'
i told him 'i&#180;m leaving you' he said 'Kthxbye'
I ASKED HIM TO CLEAN THE WINDOWS HE SAID USE MICROSOFT SECURITY ESSENTAILS
told him let's have sex need more energy
I TOLD HIM TO GET SOME AIR 'I DON'T NEED AIR FAGGOT'
TOLD HIM I'M PREGNANT gg
I told him we should have kids he said not enough minerals
my period is late  he said 
told him i needed him on my side he said 'wololo'
I told him with need more space for our new babie He said 'You must construct additional Pylons'
I SAID TO HIM MY MOM WOULD COME THIS WEEKEND HE SAID: 'SOULSTONE ME!'
I've told him i lost my virginity He said first blood
i told him our daughter died HE SAID '3 minutes to respawn'
I TOLD HIM TODAY IT'S MY BITRHDAY HE SAID 'LEVEL UP'
WIFE WANTS HIM TO COME TO BED HE'S ADDICTED TO OLDIES BUT GOODIES
Goult lih malek kliti danonde messouss dial lhajj gallia : BECAUSE YAWMY VANILLE IS TOO MAINSTREAM
I wanted sex with him he said 'go on facetime'
I have to admit                                                                That is some good shit
I have to admit                                                                That is some good shit
Diablo III It's coming
Proposed to her Using famous line from porno
i asked him what he thinks about our relationship he replied 'Epic Fal'
asked him if he wanted to go on a holiday told me he took an arrow in the knee
dammit he won he was the 100
sd sd
I TOLD HIM WE'RE HAVING PORK FOR DINNER HE SAID 'MUSLIMS WON'T GET IT'
she told me she wanted to get married i told her i didn't want her to.
told him i was sexually harrased 10 years ago 'still better love story than twilight'
I told him i was going to the store he said 'AFK'
I asked anthony if he wanted birthday sex he said he had to respond to facebook birthday posts
Tape got excited for some PENETRATION  he was talking about internet tanks
i said i cheated on him what does 'hax' mean?
I told him I wanted to make our relationship facebook official he replied'cool story bro'
I asked him if he would really love me forever he replied' i just really just wanna cut
Still on ktt He ain't coming to bed tonight
see opinionated reply on the soap box too long
HE USES THE COMPUTER TO FAP BECAUSE... I DONT LOOK LIKE THAT PORNSTAR RON JEREMY
I told him to stop playing fm he told me this meeting had run its course
I wanted to have sex he was too busy encouraging suicide
I told him i wanted to spend more time together he set my homepage to reddit
i told him i was going back to live on my moms home he said he was going to make it a meme
i told him i was having 3 kids he replied 'stop spamming'
I told him I was getting an abortion He said spawnkill
I told him my mother just died He asked if we had already used our battle rez
i told him i think i have kidney stones he said web md says i don't
he didnt cry when our son died but he cried when he read 'my lil dashie'
I WAS FINALLY PUT IN MY PLACE
I told him we were $9900 in debt He said Double dubs
i said that i don't want to play this endless game with him anymore replied: 'push esc'
Wife coMEs in... Clicks 'X' on all screens then goes on google and sTares At it
he tells me to go watch my lifetime movies
I asked him why he offends me in front of his friends He said 'Lol u mad bro
I can't do this either?
'dinner time honey' 'already ate at the inn'
i told him i was having an affair with a black man he said 'it's funny because niggers'.
i told him to help the kony cause he said 'kony for president 2012'
i told him our marriage was failing he said 'seems legit'
i told him we needed to talk he said 'come at me bro'
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i told him i was having a baby he said ' whatever hand me a beer'
I let him know i learned how to retrieve his cache and history he said: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-
told him i was raped when i was eight he said 'lol
i told him i had crabs he replied 'dont care
i took him to a rehab. he just gets physically stronger.
i told him to stop playing with his computer He said 'Stop playing with your your hoover'
I told him to eat me out he told me to eat my words
made chocolate strawberries WITHHELD MEXICAN FOOD
i asked him if he liked my face he said i didn't post it to r/atheism yet
I told him our daughter is pregnant he said get the clothes hanger
I can't admit if i get pregnant knowing if my husband always get laid with internet
HE READ A STORY TO OUR KID THE 3 BILLY GOATS AND THE TROLLFACE
I Said i was cAlling the couple therapist he asked for a pizza too
he waits until i'm asleep to get high so he doesn't have to share his weed
i asked him when he was going to bed he said 'after i finish fapping to your sister's pics.'
I told him to come to bed he said 'brt gtfo'
i told a joke he said lol
Honney- Plz donts watches dem prons witout me
I yelled at him last night he just replied
Why does the narwhal  bacon at midnight?
Asked him if he wanted to have sex 'Not now
Asked him if he wanted to have sex 'not now. i'm moving to beta.'
He said he didn't want mayo on his sandwich Biggest mistake I ever made
did you know... read it...go away
pajamas not sexy enough
I told him he's spending more time with the computer than with me all he said was 'u jelly?'
Went to talk about our problems He takes a picture and makes our talk into a meme
Went to him to talk about our problems He takes a picture and posts it online with our talk in captions
Marriage have fun with your divorce
I asked if I could borrow something he said 'lol no scumbag steve'
I asked him to give up the chive for lent he filed for divorce
Asked him to come to bed he said he had to kill one more candy first
no tour dates today? time to beat my wife
Finally comes to bed after long raid talks about it in his sleep
we missed our flight he told me he couldn't find the airport
I told him to get off the computer  he replies
i said 'i love you' he was like 'not bad'
i wish he was that into me husband plays world of warcraft
i saw him filling out survey for illegal download site he put his marital status as 'single'
i saw him online watching pokemon
WHY IS HE TRYING TO BUY A USED TV IN 'EXOTIC SERVICES?'
I'll pray maghreb later Someone on shiachat is wrong about something
I JUST DONT GET IT HE'S BEEN ON THAT DAMN LIGHTBRIGHT FOR 7 HRS
i asked him if he wanted to go to the casino he said he already wiped them
i buyed us a cat suddenly a pop tart was on it
I was waiting for him he said something about CottonEyed Joe
i asked him to come to bed he said he needs to teach the people posting on lancaster memes how to use memes
we had triplets he calls them newfag
I wanted him to work on our relationship he had already ordered my replacement
I asked: What do you think of my new photo?! He said: BANG!
I asked: 'What do you think of my new photo?' He said: 'Bang!'
I told him I wasn't scamming him out of money he said ASDKJASDJKSADJKSAKDSAJFDSAJKF
i told him to make a sex tape of us he is editing me out of every shot
Come to bed :( NNNNNNO!
World of warcraft Is my enemy
I wish i looked like the women in your movies Shouldnt you be asleep!?
looking at reddit from husband's computer tells me to stop reading his reddit
gets compared to ben spends net 10 years trying to catch up
I asked him to pause world of warcraft he said 'i ran out of archane magic'.
i asked him about date night he said 'i made a new meme lol'
I TOLD HIM I WAS AFRIDE OF THE DARK HE SAID ' Spread the word'
I TOLD HIM I WAS AFRIDE OF THE DARK HE SAID ' Spread the word'
HE NEVER safely ejects hardware
i said i'd tidied his sock drawer he replied 'that's what she said'
i wanted a family he wanted to prestige
i think he's cheating on me  in the interweb...
he keep asking advice for our little dog
i thought he wanted sex then he's poking some woman on facebook.
i asked if we were still soulmates he said 'i lost mine to 9gag'
i told him let's have sex he said bazinga
Skyrim Ruins Families
I told him we were getting married a week on friday he said 'pics or it didn't happen'.
I told him i was lonely and needed to talk he said ' talk to me on the 18th'
He used to love me Then he discovered the moceans
i ASKED HIM WHAT HE WAS WAITING FOR HE SAID REDDIT TO COME BACK UP
I asked him to massage a knot my neck He said he was busy sanding his macbook
I asked him what we should name our baby he told me I have lice
told him to get off reddit he said he was working on another promotion
Wife asks for cuddle time before bed Rob says 'no
I ASKED HIM WHAT HE GOT ME FOR CHRISTMAS HE SAID A PICTURE OF OUR CAT ON REDDIT
Tingnan Lang daw niya facebook niya sandali Di na siya natapos mag-tetris
i noticed he bought 2 pair of concords for xmas a pair for work and a pair for sleeping
ASK HIM TO COME COPY THE THINGS WE DID ON OUR WEDDING NIGHT he said 'are you the original enzo the baker?'
i asked him what happened to his life he said 'godfather five families. Game CHAT Spying>RL.'
I told him to get off the computer He just said: ''is it just because im blue''
darling
come to bed gtfo aoc just put up a blitz
I REMEMBERED HIM the way HE USED TO LOVE ME HE answered 'THEN I TOOK AN ARROW IN THE KNEE'
He used to be attentive then he took an arrow to the knee.
''i just drowned the child'' ''HE CALLED WITH THAT HAND!!''
I told him i'm pregnant he said 'Nope
Stu its 4 in the morning what are you doing? i am tweeting
Been on a cruise for 12 years didn't notice
told him I wanted to listen to rick astley He threw a nickelback album at my face
HE NEVER CARED ABOUT INCONSEQUENTIAL ISSUES THEN HE JOINED UN YOUTH
he use to love me now he plays runescape
I asked if HE was coming to bed soon.......................... ALl he said was
I gave birth to twins he said 'check my dubs'
i asked him about his political beliefs he said 'anthony weiner has me leaning democrat'
i asked him why he watches 'the shining' over and over again he said
I brought him a bowl of ice cream he threw it on the ground and mumbled something about a  golden spoon
i asked him for break up he said me: gg
i said lets make babys But instead  he was watching babys being made
I asked why he was crying he said he was too emotionally invested in the potential sex lives of two college students that he's never met before.
i said things are feeling really slow around here he said yea could you get off the network
HAVE YOU EVER LEFT YOUR COMPUTER ALONE? .......................
Asked what he wants for dinner He Said 'I already ate in Tamriel'
I told him my friend chloe was coming over he said shes not the true queen and something about boxes
when sylvie asked for a new camera he said: cool story bro
I told him our son has down syndrome he said 'nope
I asked if we could watch a movie HE said 'we cant
I told him I Want Sex He said: 'GG'
i asked him to wash the dishes... he asked me to stick a sharpie in my ass
'I asked him to come to bed' 'he said he's to busy writing a movie'
i Asked if we could go to the beach tomorrow he told me he'd just photoshop me out for not taking a punch right
I asked him if he valued our marriage he said 'worth it's weight in bitcoins'
he told me i had to like his profil pic i did it
Told me he had great news from work had created a new demand formula for free agency
I saw him hide our son's blue rock candy he said it was for meth
he says we have to watch inception again because he can't figure out how to make a redditor wife joke about todays front page joke
I WANT TO GO OUT FOR HALLOWEEN HE WANTS ME TO BE A SEXY SUPPLY DEPOT
Is something Vibrating                no
I TOLD HIM HIS Imac WAS FROM 1998 & HE SHOULD BUY A NEW ONE; hE SAID
Put on lingerie for him He Just wanted me out of the way of His Dead Island game
i asked him if i could play some werewolf he said there's too much cybering for me to handle
i told him about an interesting conversation that was happening on 2x he told me that he'd seen it already
I told him to give me a hug he said 'Come at me bro'
So you telling me you need a computer to play minesweeper?
so you're telling me that facebook likes are gonna somehow feed me?
you mean to tell me you shit in perfectly clean water?
so your telling me you wash your plates with clean water... because theres still food on them?!
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
your 29? are you immortal?
TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS FRIED CHICKEN
You mean to tell me You wearing A Thousand dollar outfit.....but brought me some oatmeal?
So what your tryin to say is... your sunglasses cost more then my yearly food budget?
So you mean to tell me there are thousands of pictures of me questioning the logic of your people?
So you mean to tell me that you finished your Plate Because I was starving?
So you are going to adopt me... But you're taking me to a place called 'kony' Island?
You mean to say that You have a phone
So you're telling me Nicki Minaj is going to judge other people's singing talent?
so your telling me not all water is brown
So yOure telling me that in other countries Kids complain about eating vegetables
so your telling me  where you come from people pay to see shirtless women?
So you're trying to tell me Angelina left without me?
So you're telling me dudes spend 600 dollars on a delay pedal and the medicine that would have saved my mother's life is only 20 dollars?
So Youre telling me that you have so much clean water that you shit in it!?
so youre telling me people wont donate money for me but theyll spend money dressing up animals in human clothes?
so you're telling me that kids actually complain about going to private school?
so you mean to tell me that people in your country fakes being sick to skip school
So you mean to tell me that modern warfare and battlefield are games in your country?
Wait
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT THEY HAVE FOOD FIGHTS...BUT NOT FIGHT FOR FOODS?
so your telling me  people in your country go live in the wild with a tent for fun and call it camping?
So You're telling me.. If i eat a 72oz steak in an hour.. it's free?
you mean to tell me people get bored at work and e-mail pictures of me with words on it
So You're telling me I only have to ask willis what he is talking about?
SO IN YOUR COUNTRY FISHING IS JUST A HOBBY?
So you SPENT over $9000 on shoes and you came here to donate $5 to me!
so you're telling me that anything i do wrong in america i can blame on white people?
so you're telling me that someone i don't even know wants to send me 65 cents a day?
SO
So Let me get this straight
so you are telling me it is my fault that you have to finish your vegetables
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT YOU ARE 35? IMMORTAL!
Seriously
So you're telling me that you waste 10 litre of water aday just to make your teeth look whiter?
actually
SO YOUR'RE TELLING ME THAT IF I GO TO YOUR COUNTRY
so you're telling me that People 'diet'
so you're telling me that you people actually take calories out of your food?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU HAVE SO MUCH CLEAN WATER
So you're telling me that the nfl is paying these guys?
47 cents a day Doesnt buy as much as you think
so you're telling me... that people are using this photo to make memes?
So what you're telling me is that Aldous Snow sings a song about me?
so what you're telling me is people in your country buy dirt in bags and pour that dirt on other dirt?
so you're telling me that you make fun of people at your high school who don't have a lot of money?
So to do a community event I have to hide it from the police?
SO YOUR SAYING THAT WHEN IT'S OUT OF DATE YOU JUST THROW IT AWAY
so you're telling me   that its illegal to have underaged sex?
let me understand this you paid money to come here?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOU'RE 29 YEARS OLD? ARE YOU IMMORTAL?
you mean to tell me that water isn't brown?
SO you're telling me that I should not be alarmed of a bustle in my hedgerow?
People pay to look at boobs in america?
so what you're telling me is the guy that bombed the shit out of this village is behind a desk in fucking Virginia?
so your telling me  you waste perfectly good water on grass
So you're telling me that water just falls from the sky?
so you are telling me after catching a fish they throw it back in the water?
so apple OWN rounded corners?
so you're trying to tell me people live in the wild for fun and call it camping?
so you're telling me you got directions from apple maps?
so your telling me someone just wants to give me 65 cents a day
so your telling me.. I don't love jesus because i didn't share his pics?
so what you're saying is garbage day isn't a national holiday in your country?
I have a rolex I sell it to you for special price
So your telling me children go to school and play games?
Are you telling me that you can make fire with the click of a button?
as a matter of fact no... ...no i do not have your gold necklace
Let me get this straight you drive 20 minutes to the gym to run on a treadmill for 15?
So you're trying to tell me that You rich as hell
You mean to tell me Darth vader is my father?
So you're telling me the road is icy and they still drive like fools?
So you're Telling me... People CHoose to eat brown rice?
so you're telling me that if i return the diamond
so your telling me there aint no niggas in paris?
So you mean to tell me If i wear a cape i'll get away with it?
so your tellin me justin biebers a guy?
so you're telling me people choose to live in tents surrounded by their rubbish with no flushing toilets
So you mean to tell me Girls make that stupid duck face in pictures on purpose?
So you're telling me That I can catch the football
you say you know who? michael jackson?! please
QUE QUIERES  DE MI
So your Telling me GPN's internet is faster then dialup
You mean to tell me that Auburn was up 21-3  and still lost?
You do realize I'm a human
So you are telling me that a antanov 225 lands on s&#225; carneiro tHE rUNWAY Melts?
so you're telling me you call my blef?
So you're telling me Aid organizations are going to help us and won't be keeping most of the money?
so You're telling me You Have A 2009 car but you refuse to drive it because you want a newer one?
So you're telling me you guys love war so much
You mean to tell me you have a room in your house bigger than my whole house and you call it a 'Bonus Room'
TELL ME MORE ABOUT THIS... 'FRIED CHICKEN'
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT THAT PEOPLE DRINK WHEN THEY ARE NOT THIRSTY?
so you're telling me people live past 30?
So you're telling me that raping goats doesn't cure HIV?
so you're telling me that fast guy from our village probably isn't comin' back from london?
And yore shure There's a huge feast for me in that cage?
SO YOUR TELLING ME  YOU WASH EVERY DAY? WITH WATER?
SO YOU'RE TELLIN ME THAT FOLKS WITH NUTHIN CHEER FOR THE CROOKS THAT TOOK ALL THEIR STUFF...FOR THREE STRAIGHT DAYS?
YOUR TELLING ME THAT YOUR STOMACH HURTS FROM TOO MUCH FOOD?
ur telling me that hot dogs arent made of dogs
so you're telling me you are not involved in the slave trade
You're telling me that guys who wear skinny jeans are straight?
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU'RE SAD ABOUT ALL YOUR FOOD?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME that your people get sick because they eat too much food?
HEY RENU YOU REALLY NOT FIRING LEVINE?
You Elected One of Us ???
SO YOUR TELLING ME TIM NUNAN DOESN'T LICK WOMEN OUT ...
People Pay to Crawl in The Mud? And it's NOT becuase a hippo is chasing them
Did you stole... MY WATERMELONS!?!?!
So you're telling me that Krystal Knight is living 'Every Client
So to do a community event I have to hide from the police?
you mean to tell me they claim they got no money for police... but they just wrote a check for $30 million for a baseball field?
so you mean to tell me a commercial plane disappeared and they still havent fount it?
Facebook? not a problem at all to derek
So you tellin me there's candy in that van?
Więc m&#243;wisz... Że michał to nie imię?
the vegetables you eat affect me how exactly?
you mean to tell me that you waited in line for 5 days for a phone  that you could have pre ordered?
so just one question: you mugging for the cameras with me as the backdrop improves my life hoW?!
ent&#227;o voc&#234; t&#225; me dizendo que trouxe a&#231;a&#237; mas n&#227;o trouxe farinha?
SO U TELLIN ME ur nose is real
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT... WOMEN COME IN THIS COLOR?
so your telling me that im not gary coleman?
so you're telling me you're changing requirements within the sprint?!
so you're telling me if i cry on camera i get to live?
Let me get this straight..... You want to open a shop on this corner?
so you are telling me Saan hyv&#228;n kodin pattijoelta
WHERE'S THE TOILET AROUND HERE
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT MY CLOTH IS VERY CHEAP?
You Ain't Kim Kardashian!
So what you are telling me is... If I say 'What you Talking about
so you're telling me i'm thought about when people finish eating food?
So you are telling me  miguna miguna couldn't get another name?
30 cents a day sounds really nice almost a little too nice...
you telling me italy got into the finals thanks to an african dude
So how do i know that you are not working for kony?
you don't got no black in you? Want some?
So you're telling me that if i cry on tv
so you're telling me people in the u.s burn money in the form of fireworks
so you're telling me i'm starving... and you're the one that needs a MIRACLE?
so how old do i have to be to get anywhere in this company?
So you're telling me Your hair is gray and ugly?
So u is a woman and u gay  tell me more
you're telling me u play koc to waste time n money and i get the loosing superbowl tee shirts
so you're telling me you grew up poor? Like the 'less than a dollar a day' poor like me?
If I speak negroian? it depends
With all the lies youve told Do you even remember the truth?
So you're telling me OTHER COD PLAYERS CAN LEACH OFF YOUR CONNECTION?
You mean to tell me You got your car 'detailed' at the automatic car wash?
Don't You Just Hate It when Voldemort Rides a Sepia Coloured Unicorn Through Your Living Room at 3 in the Morning While Drinking from a Flagon Filled with the Screams of Muggles?
Americans shoot Animals Just For sport ?
So You're telling me Any of these opinions are going to fed me
so you're telling me we are going to eat 'biscuits'
So youre tellin me people share they are from the streets and are tough But grew up their entire life in Oakville?????
so you're telling me some people fight... with their food.
So even though muslims enslaved us our heritage is islamic names?
you mean to tell me that fat kids break chairs
so you're telling me
so you telling me  jamal is my father?
So you're telling me that rarity is best pony?
U mean to tell me MY Water is supposed to be clear
So you're telling me Tanjeev really likes Aman?
hey girl i gots dose rocks
Dasz mi tak za darmo Bona ??? Pewnie znowu bede musial robic za Murzyna
Marş şi spală-te la puţă băi jegosule... că te filmează aştia şi te baga la studioul neaţă
So you telling me you have problems with a game called flappy bird
so your tellin me that you got so much food that you throw it outafter you've had it for a 'specific date'?
So you're telling me that people all over the world drink beer and posting it online?
you mean to tell me  i should give 20 rupee for that idiot magic show
So you mean to tell me America is the land of the free unless your gay
so you're telling me the social is going to have a bull? yup
So you're tellin me  Ryan is super gay?
so you telling me i fake poverty and get a controlling share of 'American Steel'?
so you telling me I fake poverty and get a crontolling share of 'US Steel'?
So your telling me That your honda beats my v6 cobra
So you're telling me millions are mourning for 1 dead person
So You Mean TO TELL ME THAT I don't have to go to school tomorrow ?
He told you he's only 1 pound over? That Means 3 pounds in wrestling Language.
so your telling me that justin bieber eats shit wtf :o
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOU HAVE NEVER BOUGHT A STOCK OF DNO?
So youre telling me people actually like world of tanks
so you're telling me most interesting man in world too interesting to come to africa in your place?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME I CAN HAVE SEX AND GET A PS4?
hmmm no cleavage view
Kažeš mi da nema više sira?
du seisch dass am yves sine gr&#246;sser isch als mine? aber mi unterarm isch gr&#246;sser..!
so you tellin me  derek rose is gay?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME yOU WORK AT A DISTILLERY AND YOU STILL WANT A GALLON SAMPLE OF ETHANOL
So you telling me Eminem is not a rap god
ENTONCES SI YO DIGO GRACIAS UTEDES APLAUDEN
So you mean to tell me GTA V Strip clubs have topless dancers?
So you're telling me Your giving me a Dodgers NLCS Championship on Monday?
Let me get this straight my Mama told you
Wait
So Your'e Saying my bros hot
So you're telling me that You ain't doing nothing tonight?
so your tellin me the governement puts price floors and price ceilings to help the economy
So you're telling me I'm supposed to be surprised that Clint loves me?
So you're saying Greg Schiano is the friendliest man in the world
So You're Telling Me That You Derailed on A straight away Damien?
So what your telling me is Your NOT here to give me head
So you mean to tell me The Usual Suspects still hasnt picked up his bitchassness t-shirt?
SO YOU'RE UPSET COS A KID LOST A BALLOON?
Let me get this right. Obama is just gonna bomb the military! Tell me his last plan that actually worked?
So you're telling me that The us are going to syria for humanitarian reasons
So your telling me That with just three clicks
You have 1 prov coming out of vacation mode? and still losing the war?
handsome ke saye ni  ???
So you telling me  that people does still space till the end of the page to the new line
so you telling me that people does still space till the end of the page to the new line
Tell Me More About This 'Glitch' in the system HETI
VUOI DIRMI CHE C'E' GENTE CHE PAGA PER LE BACCHETTE DI POTTER?
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME you can be big and strong without steroids or good genetics?
SO YOUR SAYING GINA  GOT A BUTTERFLY TATTOO STUPID
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOU GUYS DRIVE THE SAME KIND OF TRUCK AND HAVE REGULAR MEETS? SOUNDS LIKE A CLAN TO ME
I Told Them I Saw The Moon But I Dint
ayo tante tambahin thrnya masa dikit banget
So you're telling me Google Plus is not evil?
szoval te aztmondod nekem hogy attol a tejsavo loszartol nem is lehet hizni?
VIITOR ? ce dracu e viitor ?
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME  ZIMMERMAN AND CASEY ANTHONY
E adevărat faptul că... &#206;N &#206;NCHISOARE CRIMINALII PRIMESC APĂ ŞI M&#194;NCARE ?!?
So you're telling me California's gun laws somehow didn't stop a murderer from committing murder?
SO AUBREY? NAGHAHANAP KA TALAGA NG GULO??
so you're telling me rick ross has a song where he doesn't rap about cars?
so you are telling me  TEDS FUTURE WIFE is BORN IN NEW JERSEY
So your telling me.... I need a rest day??????
GOOD
So tell me more about all this so called charity money
So...  There will be white girls right...?
So you're telling me people are pissed that they didn't have to see dane cook?
so you're telling me that i have to search for the one ?
GIMME KFC
so your telling me im not african??
DO YOU REALLY WANT  ME 2 WHOOP YO ASS
ENTONCES POR CADA LIKE CREEN QUE ME DAN DE COMER?
WHAT DO U MEAN U WANT NAMES?
So you came all the way over here
LE PEGAN  LE SALE SANGRE POR LA NARIZ A LA LOCA
GIVE ME TWO RUPEES
you are telling me people don't post memes on zammrs.com?
So your telling me You broke up with your boyfriend because you wanna be 'independent'?
So you Reckon You saw Ducky make a run
so you're telling me that school is tuesday
So you're TElLing me Nobody realized I got 3 fingers doe
A bunch of rich gay westerners want to discuss equality? Indeed.  Lets discuss equality
so you telling me olive garden has free bread sticks?
you mean to tell me the best diplomat we could get in north korea was dennis rodman?
So you telling me they banned low
so your saying when i go to jail theres free food???
AZT MONDOD KEDDEN KAMP&#193;NYNAP &#201;S HATALMAS BULIT CSAPNAK A B-SEK A 10-ES EL?TT?
so what your saying you have nice boobs but you cant show em
so you're telling me
so you're telling me
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME COBURN STILL HASN'T BEEN TRADED?
So your telling me life is a game? then where da fuk is the pause button
so you're telling me that You're getting paid while sitting in an air-conditioned office?
So you're telling me you paid $150 to run 26.2 miles?
So you're telling me We are going to trust the troubleshooting of a salesman?
now tell me more about  these boobs
ME ESTAS DICIENDO QUE SUBISTE UNA FOTO M&#205;A A FB? TE DEMANDAR&#201;
You mean to tell me you have multi-million dollar churches in america that are ony used once a week?
You mean to tell me you can agree to disagree! Yet support candidates who still force your views on people?
So you mean to tell me training is not on in cork this weekend
SO YOUR TELLING ME I'M  NOT ADOPTED
SO YOUR TELLING ME  I'M NOT ADOPTED
SO you're Telling Me that Security Software is not secure?
YOU TELLIN ME YOU DON'T CRY AT NIGHT ?
So you're telling me that putting countries into hopeless debt for corproate profit is called foreign aid and investment where you're from?
So you telling me you actually thought the magic were gonna beat the heat?
ABA DU HOST GSOGT LICHT IS A ELEKTROMAGNETISCHE WELLE
So you're telling me you lost street cred by mixing up yolo and froyo?
so it's not a 'pound sign'? It's a 'hash tag'?
what would you say if i told you... mo' money mo' problems?
so your telling me if i don't give you my phone  then i get a day off of school
YOU THINK YOU GOT A BIG ASS YOU SHOULD SEE MY MOMMAS!
SO YOUR TELLING ME IF I CRY ON TV YOU WOULD GIVE ME FREE FOOD
so you are telling that  you ll get ready in 5 min
YOUR TELLING ME IN WEIPA YOU CAN SELL SHIT FOR TRIPLE THE PRICE
so you're saying you have animals at home  and you don't eat them?
Whatchu talkin' 'bout Phyllis?
So you tell me That there are things That send pictures over the interweb?
STARE HARDER PLEASE
so you're telling me  you never overheat?
MY REACTIOn WHen My Friend SAYs THAT RESULT WILL BE ANNOUNCED TONIGHT
Taile r boilen na All Men are same
Taile r boilen na All men are same
So you mean to tell me people in America are  thirsty But they only want attention
So You're telling Me a flat tax is more fair? You ever hear of Marginal Utility?
So you're telling me that we have a whole weekend just to study  english grammar?
iT LOOKS LIKE ROADKILL? SHEEEEEEEEEIT! I GOTTA SEE DAT
So ur telling me... if i eat babies
So you're telling me
enuri why are you use picasa
Wait so you telling me this sancho guy is white?
So your telling me... ChiChi The Kid and Asap Rocky are not the same person???
you say obama is black? you seen that cracker dance?
So you're telLing me thAt You paid 1000 dollars to eat less?!
i wish i was GHANIAN ok i'm lying
So you're telling me you got an ass tat?
You expect me To believe I wiLL have a bonus this year
You're TElling me That  arsene wEnger Will chaNge His jacket
SO yOU'RE TELLING ME THAT JOE HART REALLY DID DO THAT HEAD AND SHOULDERS ADVERT AND IT WASN'T A NIGHTMARE
WHAT DO YOU MEAN HE THOUGHT SHE WAS A BURGLAR??? WHY WOULD A BURGLAR LOCK THEMSELVES IN THE BATHROOM
so you're telling me that girls buy clothes use them once
so your telling me that feedback doesnt involve food?
So Youre telling me thst people throw food in the trash?
You mean to tell me  ARSENAL CAN STILL WIN A TROPHY THIS SEASON.
So You are telling me There was no power
WATCHU TALKING BOUT WILLIS?
So you mean to tell me I'm supposed to buy flowers
So you're telling me You have to worry about using too much water?
wait so you eat kids like me for breakfast
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU SHIT IN CLEAN WATER AND USE CLEAN WATER SO YOUR TOILET WILL BE CLEAN?
so you're telling me that you're a pretty pink princess?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME IF SOMEONE HITS DANIEL BRYAN IT'S NOT CONSIDERED ANIMAL CRUELITY
so you sayin' your husband is th e punk who bit pacioretty ?
SAY BOGAMI
His name is Vinny Del Neg-what??
Faust im Arsch... ist bei euch keine begr&#252;ssung?
so you're telling me that you eat because you're bored?
So you telling me your a business man because you sell stickers & T-SHIRTS
WAIT! Do you expect me to believe that Macklemore is white?
Wait!  Are you trying to tell me that macklemore is white?
So you're telling me someday I will be president of the USA and be impeached for trying to nullify the 2nd amendment?
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU GUYS GO TO DOCTORS WHENEVER YOU'RE SICK
I shouldn't shit where i eat? why?
So you're telling me They'll give you Another mcdouble because they forgot to leave off the onions?
so your tellng me justin bieber was refused in uganda  because he is gay
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT YOU WASH YOUR PLATES WITH WATER. CAUSE THERE'S FOOD ON THEM
You mean to tell me  it's the Sun that's been warming Earth all this time!?
So your telling me that dubuc gave him a new hairstyle
so u sayin  All I gotta do is sell Crack to my own community?
so your telling me that people study on super bowl sunday?
So you're telling me god is ignoring me to help out ray lewis?
Y EN SU CASA  QUIEN COCINA JAJAJ
POR CADA LIKE TE DOY 100$ ES UNA BUENA OFERTA...
So you're telling me... People are going to use this photo as a meme and i could make millions??
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME KREPPIE IS LEAVING PHALANX?
You have programmed in a scripting language
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT NARUTO NERDS HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY 3 TIMES A SHITTY GAME?
so you trying to tell me  u couldnt clean me up becore this pic
so your tellin me that your 35 you must be immortal
SO HE DROVE TO QPR... AND THEY LEFT HIM IN HIS CAR?
so you're saying you don't date men 10 years younger than you? what about 12? ...14?
You can save raid wipes  for only 33 cents a day for better internet
so your telling me.... english words i don't understand
So You're Telling Me That Yo dumbass thinks the lakers are making the playoffs?
should i eat this vegitable
Amina skulle ikke du bli ferdig med leksene?
Facebookon likeolunk likeolunk?
U HAVE WATER AND U SHIT IN IT
So you telling me that Gowj isnt just a dlc?
SO WHERE'S  MY MILK
Have you always been pro choice? Or was that something you decided to be after you were born? I'm pretty sure you were prolife back then...
so you say you have a life?
AS&#205; QU&#201; TE MASTURBAS QUE SE SIENTE NO TENER QUIEN TE PENETRE
so you're telling me  that romanians hate blacks?
SOO YOUR SAYING THAT IF I JOIN THE ARMY  I CAN KILL JUSTING BIEBER ?
SO YOU TELLING ME  THAT IF I SIT AT H BLOCK I COULD GET LAID
so you're telling me kids in your country intentionally miss school?
U TRYNA SMASH?
you mean to tell me you only know one black guy?
How You Gonna Tell Me SAKE Rice Aint Good
AND THEN I ASKED JULIO  JULIO WHY U DONT LIKE MILK?
So you mean to tell me at STM
So you're telling me genkichi isn''t gay? why does he only hang out with guys then?
ai dona se ta me enrrolando!!!
SO YOUR TELLING ME  THAT SHAUN TATE BOWLED AN OVER WITHOUT A WIDE ?
So you're telling me you want to be skinny?
You Mean to tell ME THere's such a thing as quiet Hours
so you're telling me city won the premier league
So you're telling me people throw up what they ate willingly?
So you mean... i don't need a book to tell me to be kind to others?
So you're telling me that you wanna cut my hair and you want me to pay you to do it?
The Kardashians' conquests are getting younger and younger
you mean to tell me that you force your children to finish their broccoli because am starving?
So you're telling me That instead of giving me food
So tell me again how fish oil is good for me When it isn't even for Atlantic Salmon         (Kjaer MA 2008)
you mean to tell me you didn't take the picture but took my  phone home?
What are you waiting on women... Topless... Time. Pop them boobies OUT. Honey Child.
JENENGMU SOPO LE AKU ALDI BUK!
So You're Telling me I need to sit on a fat white man's lap. And then I get Christmas Presents?
Have you noticed hello kitty looks baked?
SO YOU TELLING ME STAR WARS ISNT REAL
r u saying honey boo boo is not a hippo
So you're telling me your belly expands from eating to much food?
So what you saying is Being a Jew is worse?
SO YOU THINK  YOU CAN DANCE
so you're telling me that the filipinos are superior to us?
So you're telling me you throw away your drink because it has too much water in it?
SO what you're trying to tell me I'll be able to enrol at 8am 14th dec?
vreuger he woar alles beter
Three lobster tails for dinner?
So your telling me for &#163;20 I can shag u all night Yes what Ever you say
YOU SAY TOM BRADY IS A GOOD QB
So you're telling me Lilith looked at the vault key and now i have to look for six vaults at the same time?
so your telling me that.... imma known because i ramraided the local shop
So youre telling me... That a fat white man is gonna break into my house to give me stuff?
so you're saying justin beiber puked on stage and nobody ate it?
MAG IK
So youre telling me
SO
wait
So you're telling me
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME
So you're telling me that if I sIt on his lap and ask for a present he'll deliver it to me on a flying reinDeer sleigh?
So you're telling me that  If I sit on his lap And ask for a present he'll deliver it to me on a flying reindeer sleigh?
What do you mean it's genetics and not milk that makes you white?
So you're telling me that your god practices child sacrifice?
So you're telling me people read the bible and believe that shit?
You mean to tell me that i need to take *2* theology courses and *2* philosophy courses?
Listen! Listen!  PPPTTTTTTT!
So you are telling me you have so much clean water you shit in it? woot?
so you're telling me you saved my life by making a status on facebook?
If I see one more person post one of those pictures that guilt trips people into liking it because it has a picture of a child suffering or some shit  I will literally punch a small child
SO THE NEXT BOND FILM DIRECTED BY TARANTINO IS CALLED 'CASINO ROYALE WITH CHEESE?'
so you are telling me you are studying physics and you are not able to buy stamps without a instruction
YOUR TELLING ME THAT IN IRELAND  THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT THE RAIN
So YOU'RE TELLING ME A BUCKET OF VIRTUAL SMURFBERRIES IS MORE EXPENSIVE THAN 5 POUNDS OF REAL BLUEBERRIES?
Menyit kapok HA VISSZADUGOM A K&#193;BELt a k&#252;rt&#246;s&#246;k k&#252;ty&#252;jbe?
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT IF I CRY MARIAM WILL UNBLOCK ME
so you're telling me that you just perfectly identified me with my helmet on and its still against the law?
Rylan Deh be finaly out !
so your telling me  if food touches the ground 
so what your telling me is  you only brought a 2 piece ?
so you mean to tell me that me making a porno gonna feed my family?
so you telling me I didn't come  from a helicopter?
SO
SOOOO IT'S A C
so your telling me that
So you are going to  tax us into prosperity
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T HAVE TO SLEEP WHERE YOU SHIT??
So the Illegal Immigrants Who can't vote ELECTED OBAMA?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT REKHA MAM WANTED TO BE IN THE ARMY?
so you're telling me that you want more money when you have have so much
SO YOU TELL ME YOU PAY TO LOSE ALL THE FOOD YOU ATE
so you're telling me food is thrown away
so you're telling me hes a daddy and a virgin?
so you're telling me i can complete my rental after at a kiosk
so you're telling me you have clean water and you shit in it?
Pra ti po thua qe  faqja jon sdo tket sukses
SO UR TELLING ME YOU DONT KNOW WHO MINECRAFT FINEST IZ
So YOU'RE TELLING ME you eat food cause i starve
SO YOUR TELLING ME WILL AND DANIEL ARE GOING OUT
HEY  BABY
So you tellin' me App state drove 337 miles to get their ass whooped?
So you're saying people work to earn money so they can burn it?
i didn't understand the Five-second rule
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOU'RE NOT SLEEPY
So... YOU think you can dance?
so you tellin me there's candy in that van
so you mean to tell me ashley marsh can talk?
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME.. YOUR NOT A 'SLUTTY' ARMY PERSON?
So you're telling me you have no power? But you can still go on twitter with 3g??
CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME I.E.D'S?
So you're telling me that i can get suspended for getting my phone taken away 3 times?
So you telling me Florida's ranked #2 right now?
Więc Twierdzisz... Że cs 1.6 Umarł?
Do we Have Ay Problem?!
I'M HUNG LIKE A DONKEY
IF YA SMEEEEEL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKIN
So you're telling me if i lie about being a female and getting married
so you're telling me that jews feel emotions?
You mean to tell me if i use a word incorrectly for long enough Macquarie will change the definition
so let me get this straight... Lizzie...she will always be a Bestwood hood girl!?
so you're telling me you flew here wearing a thousand dollar outfit and you bought me rice?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME  I CAN TAKE THE S-CLASS
so what you're saying is... we need support funds for the nhl players?
SO YOUR TELLING ME WHERE YOU COME FROM YOU HAVE BABIES WITH PETS
Where&#180;s!? Ma Money
So you tellin me there are girls around the corner giving head
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT  EVEN AFTER WE SEEN WEEZY KISSING THAT GUY THAT HE STILL NOT GAY?
YOU NEED INFO BUT I NEED A NEW VIDEO GAME
SO YOUR SAYING IN YOUR COUNTRY YOU HAVE SO MUCH WATER YOU SHIT IN IT?!..
so you are teling me that you need a computer to watch gangnam style?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME ALICE SPRINGS WILL BE A BETTER PLACE FOR ME TO LIVE?
So your trying to tell me
aled jones is a top bloke? have you shit myself?
SO YOU TELLiNG ME  i ONLY GOT 3 FiNGERS ON MY LEFT HAND ?
So you're telling me  ONe direction isn't Gay
Ok so let me get this straight...Girl your tryin to tell me that if I print out a grip of fake currency It's legal as long as I call it Quantitative easing?
Why wouldnt you want to party with jk
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU FREEZE WATER SO YOU CAN ADD WATER TO YOUR WATER
so... do all white people have these...these... bathrooms?
So you're telling me in america people fight with water instead of over water?
..then we vote romney because he's the lesser of two evils!
So you're telling me GEORGIA WAS RANKED NUMBER 5?
So Your telling Me You Pee and SWim In Water And You Drink It on Accident
So you're telling me that you bought 2000 buckets of chicken to protest
So you're telling me that women get raped a lot in your country? Mom gets raped every day.
I SEE YOU ARE TRYNA TELL ME YOU'RE LOOKING FOR A GOOD BF
SO U MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU FIGHT WITH WATER AND WE FIGHT FOR WATER
So you're telling me I can get water at swipe?
You tell me a box of coffee is $35 because it has a mushroom in it
AHH HOW CUTE! WHO U CALLEN CUTE
i'm your new pimp now. i expect you to make me lots of money
so you're telling me they're called starving artists?
So you're telling me you like me because I like that?
So
so you are telling me i cheated death?
so you're telling me that its possible to win when gtfocar jungles?
You're telling me when someone crashes at daytona they are surprised
so you're telling me that The angels added $330 million to their payroll
GG F
so you're telling me suarez isn't a racist?
So you're telling me if people watch an infomercial about how starving i am
so you're telling me that all you have to do is memorize a verse and alex gives you dinner?
so you are trying to say Putin can kiss every boys navel he wants?
So u tellin me she just found it and threw the kidney in the trash?
OK But is it better than Cheesecake Factory?
so you're telling me Antonio cromartie is my daddy??
So you're telling me That we live the thug life?
SO YOUR TELLING ME  I GET FREE FOOD IF I FAKE CRY ON TV
So you're telling me no one is coming over?
So You're saying the guys with left lower abdominal pain and pr bleeding isn't having an exacerbation of his ulcerative colitis?
so are trying to say  saiham is my  brother
So you actually think no psle will make me sad?
So you're telling me If I had locs
so you're telling me  THAT ROMNEY WAS THE BEST CHOICE FOR republican PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE
so you mean to say SOreal has.... 4 rooms
So You Tellin Me He Ate A Girl Out On Stage And Females Hatin
you mean to tell me little lady that we might get the real NFL refs back by this weekend
So you're telling me
So Your telling me children aren't suppose to work before their 16
so you flew over here to see me
dON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THAT I NEED CLEAN WATER AND FOOD - NOT VACCINES. tHEY MAKE ME MORE ILL.
That dress would look better  On the floor of my hut
So your telling me that you have parties just to see friends...
So you're telling me you take showers IN PERFECTLY DRINKABLE WATER?Everyday?
So your telling that  Bianca is hot?
IF I COME WITH YOU I GET CHICKEN WINGS
ur telling me  u think my face got this round from starving
wait
SO YOU SAY YOU HATE YOUR FRIENDS YET YOU LIKE ALL THEIR POSTS?
what you saying! GIRL???
SO YOU MEAN THAT IF I DANCE PEOPLE WILL LOVE ME ?
FAIT QUE TU ME DIS QUE CHEZ VOUS IL Y A DU MONDE QUI PAYE 28$ POUR UN FORFAIT?!
so you're telling me john kennedy smoked pinkapple express and walked home?
SO you're telling me people are paid to create a tumblr
So your telling me Im part of the poor 47%
So you're telling me that in america... You're banned from having too much to drink?
SO YOU TELLIN ME DAT DERES CANDY  IN YOUR VAN AND A GUY WITH BLACK CLOTHES ON WILL GIVE IT TO ME
SEVENLY T SHIRTS? HOW MUCH I GET!
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT BREAST MILK COMES FROM BOOBIES COS I'M GETTING KINDA THIRSTY
so you're telling me tgif means tongue goes in first!
So you're telling me I loOk like Obama Because I'm Kenyan
MY MAMA TOLD ME NOT TO SPEAK TO WHITE FOLKS  BUT WTF MAN
So You're Telling me That Borderlands 2 isn't that good
so you're telling me you mix water with other things because only water is boring?
so you're telling me quins will not play in the safari 7's
so you're telling me that the senior lounge is closed because they NEGLECT already-broken furniture
chi van nghi l&#224; chi co the vao facebook ma khong bi cac diep vien của phong FsQA phat hien sao?
so let me get this right i would be a crack dealing deadbeat in the usa
how much for all for you nothing
sO YOU'RE TELLING ME WHERE YOU LIVE KIDS DON'T WANT TO EAT FOOD
in 2 seconds your sunglasses are gone if you know what i mean
So You're Telling me a good excuse Will mean I can got to formal?
So your telling me jonathan Vilma is still suspended?
So youre telling me best ke kem azzhar
so you're telling me justin beiber is a dude?
good day madam there is a pigeon in your bank account
SO YOUR TELLING ME YOU BROUGHT A BIBLE BUT NO FOOD
so you're telling me tha a triangle has more points than liverpool
so
YOU HAVE BIG BOOBS
so you're telling me Cleave had to eat the biscuit?
MELBOURNE STORM PREMIERS IN 2012?
PETER SAID HE DID WHAT WITH GARY
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT madonna decided to overlook me?
so you mean to tell me that you finished your plate because i was starving?
U WANNA DUZZA
so your telling me adalia rose is my sister
I WONDER IF MAZZIE WOULD GIVE ME SOME ROAST CHICKEN
So you're telling me it's not normal to have three fingers on one hand
so
So you're telling me you Have a 750 hp Evo Yet you Run high 8s for a 1/8
you seem like a chick  that like little black children
HEY
So you're telling me..... THAT LIKING A PICTURE OF A STARVING AFRICAN ON FACEBOOK  helps us?
IH KOK ITEM BANGET SIH DEK? NAPA? MASALAH BUAT LOE?!
so you're telling me  ej was the 4th best player
wait
So You're Telling ME That OSU V MICH is a Rivalry Even when Mich only wins twice in 11 years?
you mean to tell me you have so much water
so you're telling me people eat three times a day?
YO! White lady! U FARTed
So you are telling me
so your telling me  if i like this photo i find a cure for cancer?
NICE WHERE DID YOU GET THEM THEY LOOK MY SIZE
SO IF I CRY ON TELEVISION  YOU GONNA PAY ME?
so you're telling me... he actually wears those socks?
YOU READY BABY...... TO RIDE ON MY JOYSTICK
do you smoke.. ..bomboclap?
tell me more about this cheeseburger!!!!!!!!
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME ERIC IS ADOPTED?!?
mi likkle but mi tallawah yuh ah try play fool fi ketch wise!!!
SO WHAT YOUR SAYING IS I GET FREE FOOD
so your sayin' MW3 AND BF3 ARE A GAME IN YOUR COUNTRY?
SO YOU MEANTIME TELL ME WATER ISN'T BLACK THERE EITHER?
SO I JUST CRY IN THE VID AND I FET A NEW SCHOOL THIS HOW WE ROLL
SO YOUR TELLING ME  SNOOP DOGG IS NOW SNOOP LION
So  are you going to take that of or what?
So your telling me that you're gonna pay for me?
DU MEINST ALSO WIRKLICH DAS DIE IG METALL TOLL IST?
A CURE FOR MY BLACK SKIN ??? .... I'M LISTENING
Więc m&#243;wisz że murzyński bęben doskonale pasuje do mszy świętej...
So your telling me People Have a HOme
SO YOU WANNA TELL ME THAT YOUR`E A SEXY BOY ?
SO YOUR TELLIN ME YOU DON'T LIKE 69
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THERES A PLACE WHERE YALL NEVER TURN DOWN? ONLY TURN UP?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT  YOU TAKE YOUR SHOWER WITH YOUR PHONE?
OH HAI THERE WASSUP???
So you actually think Lebron is better than Jordan?
So Ms Opex lady .... are you sure you can solve my issue?
So what your telling me is how much your watch cost
so you're saying that in america people struggle to eat *less*?
Ti po me thua qe vjen cdo dite ne stadium 
you serious..? in america
SO YOUR TELLING PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK SEND US FOOD AND WATER BY SHARING A PHOTO
so i'm popular in a lot of country because of 9gag i'm curious how my voice sounds in other people minds
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT IF 50
so your telling me that it had to be aliens??
'Ed-u-ca-tion'? what is this education?
so you're telling me you didn't bring kfc
LO MILIH JADI POLITISI? ATAU LO DIPOLITISI?
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT I HAVE TO CRY ON TV TO GET WATER?
so youre telling me PREPS DON'T KNOW THEY'RE PREPS?
wait wait wait u owe me 50 cents for this pose
I AINT GIVING YOU MY DAMN SKITTLES
so you're telling me that cro isn''t a panda?
SO YOUR TELLING ME MISS GABRIEL  MAKES THE BEST TUCKER IN THE WORLD?
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT FOREVER ALONE GUY HAS A GIRLFRIEND
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME JUST BECAUSE I'M BLACK I AUTOMATICALLY HAVE AIDS?
SO YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME THAT YOU HAVE CLEAN WATER AND SHIT IN IT
HEY BABY SEX TONIGHT OK
So yoU're TElling me  Terrorism is For a religion of peace?
SO YOU'RE SAYING YOU WALK OUTSIDE AND DON'T GET AIDS?
So your mean to tell me UNI sa actually have stock?
so you're telling me you used to have special bus seats for me?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THIS PHOTO IS FAMOUS?
So you're telling me It's possible for someone to have a bigger ship than danny?
You mean to tell me that danny cant build anything small?
SO YOU WANT TO TELL ME THAT cs IS A SHOOTING GAME?
YOUR TELLING ME NOT ALL WATER IS BROWN
So what your saying is I could have been On different strokes AND ran for governor ?
soooo... you got the weed?
So you're telling me? 2 chainz thinks he's 2pac without a nose ring?
So u are telling me that Shabbirv is nt funny?
so your telling me if i fail attc i fail software engineering
So you mean to tell me that bands will make her dance?
so what  your sayin is i can keep this
czyli m&#243;wisz mi żeby nie robić kopii tylko polegać na e-Teresie?
So Lyle jones isn't gay Hes a lady?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME JARED BOTT ISN'T GAY?
So your telling me that i will be famous on the internet
there are poor people in your country too?  Tell me more about how they all got iphones
You Wanna make our beans into organo gold? Oh
You mean to tell me you ain't got no chinese spare ribs?
so you're telling me you don't like michael jackson?
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT IF i SMOKE WEED
so you are telling me that Hemp is illegal to grow in the United states? so you import it from china?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT GARY SWAN IS THE DON OF NEWCASTLE?
so you're telling me he was a doper who grew up with communists and terrorists and you still made him president?
so you're telling me there will be boys at school on friday?
are you telling me.... kurt has spare crumpets?
SO you're telling me that you have to brush your teeth?
SO you're telling me  You have style?
HOW U DOIN
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT.. YOUR COUNTRY HAS LESS MONEY THAN WE HAVE?
So your telling me That a goal can be scored when 0:0 in 70'
Got fifty dollars? How about ten?
so you are saying that tyrelle whyte is not a faggot
so skechers has a bunch of shoes and will give a poor kid here a pair but only if americans buy them
so you're telling me that people put there feet in the fire to save the forest?
so you're telling me I can get away with all kinds of bullshit in the usa just because I'm black?
YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU LOOK IN THE FRIDGE AND COMPLAIN THERE'S NOTHING TO EAT
SO You are telling me You believe I belong here?
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT BEING LATE IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN EDUCATION
Sheeeeeeeeet
you mean to tell me Jacob Isnt running for president
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME I'M OVER HERE HUNGRY AND PEOPLE IN AMERICA BUYING IPHONE FOR 800 DOLLARS
so you`re telling me that kent and nina were given an appartment on tiller from just being retarded
SMILE IF YOU MASTURBATE
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT SACS THINKS THEY STAND A CHANCE AGAINST BISHOPS
uhhhh... IDK............
so you know I was thinking maybe you want to come to my place later
So yourE teLlIng me Your people complain about eating too much?
So you telling me... They spent over 11 billion pounds just for two week games in queen's country?
You know I was thinking  maybe you want to come to my place later
so you're telling me you spend money on new clothes for eid?
so what you are trying to tell me is We will have the same skin colour if i took one of those 'showers'
So you're telling me that martin had three months to register... and he's doing it three days before college starts???
so you're trying to tell me  a big plane brought you here?
so you're telling me  I'm taller than M.I??
so what you are saying is any girl would be lucky to have me but you wont?
so you're telling me that people pray for god even they dont know who he is
So you're telling me that people think i can speak english?
so you're telling me when using central discounting my q score won't go down quickly if i blend my traffic?
so u tell me to work with a smile? on a monday?
so you're telling me most people have 5 fingers?
SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT WHITE DUDES GET CRANKY CAUSE THERES BITS HANGING OUT THERE SANDWICH!
wait
so
So you're telling me that dean ambrose still hasn't debuted?
you mean to tell me that you have so much food that half of the population weighs more that elephants?
so you're telling me that people are killing in video games too?
high on life you say?
so you're tellin me you have an iphone 6 bedroom home 4 cars not including your kid's  and you can only give me 35 cents a day?!
you mean to tell me people in your country actually die from eating too much?
So you mean to tell me that people in your country are dying from having too much to eat?!
Hmmm... intresting Please enlighten me on this modonna scholarship program.
so you're tellin me you have so much money
So you're telling me  that fry never shuts up and gives money to kids like me?
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT IN YOUR COUNTRY YOU HAVE ENOUGH CLEAN WATER THAT YOU SHIT IN IT
So what you're trying to say is People in other countries starve themselves on purpose?
So......... we're not going on the boat
So
so you tellin me that justin love sarah so much?
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT  YOU PEE IN CLEAN WATER BUT YOU BUY BOTTLES TO DRINK IT?
wow back this up lady theres 16 items in a box
SO You're telling me that you eat when you don't have anything to do?
so you're telling me That men in your country enjoy watching
So what i'm saying is you can be my top earner out here.  ya dig?
so what you trying to tell me is you never been with a brother
So YOU're TElling me that in your country
Pra ti po me thua se ne shqiperi femrat vishen si prostituta ne shkolle dhe ne pune
You mean to say that in other countries we can fap easily on the internet
So you're telling me that you want to join my gang
So you're telling me that because of me children must finish their plates?
So you're telling me that you send your leftover food over here?
so you are telling me  they tell kids to eat it all
Work 3 out of 4  Lady .. You crazy
so you mean to tell me that black people in your country actually want whips and chains?
Whuss really goin' on?!
Whuss Really Goin' on?!!
Whuss Really GOIN' on?!
No food? what you talkin bout willis?
YOU mean to tell me Norrish memes are actually serious
so your telling me obama aint my real dad
So Your telling me you shit in 'clean water?
so im famous  because im doing my kony face?
So you're telling me That People smoke a plant that purposely makes them HUNGRY?
So you're telling me that... Everybody hates chris?
So tell me agAin how majoring in Marxist studies at William smith Is going to save Africa?
So What you tryna say is Shaun Goodwin Gave You Herpes?
So Your're Telling me that I am welcome in johnson county
whatcha talkin bout fo' real?
sO uYOU ARE TELLING ME THAT yOU READ IN CHANDBAGH SCHOOL
so you tellin' me gabbi ain't gay?
eat three time a day? whats the catch?
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME i can get 20 cents a day doing nothing?
SO WHAT YOU TELLING ME I CAN TAP THAT
so your telling me in america aids is rare to get
dever... the dude?
green day's coming out with three new albums and you expect them to be good?
America is upset that 12 people died in a colorado shooting And they didn't even have aids?
Shake your butt girl and i'll call it an assquake
You thought it was gonna get better?  There's the problem right there... You thought.
Nah baby
SOOOOOOOOOOOO You gonna let me tap that???
wait
Not sure if in to me or not
let me get this straight. you mean to tell me... americans complain when they have water to clean their laundry?
So u tryna say that if i was a little older u would let me hit dat ?
sO PEMANDU CAKAP... ...SEMAKIN KURANG JENAYAH?
So you're telling me People have trouble choosing where they want to get food
SO YOURE TELLING ME..... THE SHIRE WASN'T SCRIPTED????
so you're telling me women don't have to be in the kitchen all day?
So You're telling me that Service-Now is secure despite their refusal to fix customer issues for more than 5 years?
so
So you're telling me People add stuff to their water for fun?
so the church gets 571/member per year but i can't get $50/yr to eat?
you mean to  tell  me  that  you came  all  this  way  but  olny brought  me some oatmeal
You guys use drinkable water to wash away your feces?
so youre telling me
so you're telling me my friend created facebook just to show off his check ins?
you say you will give me a cheese burger... if i say iiam john terry's adopted child
so your telling me i can drink water and not die of cholera?
so you're telling me
so you are telling me? that you have air fresheners in bathrooms?
so you're telling me there's friendlies in cherno?
tell me how liking this page .. will make rich?
so you're telling me you're not my real mum
So.... You are trying to be SARCASTIC?
So You're Telling Me I should Buy This Instead of Renting It
so you're telling me  you trust me to cut your hiar
so you're telling me that i am about to die
if black people are african americans... does that mean white people are european americans??
so you're telling me.. that if i run around shirtless i get all the women?
so what you're telling me is
so your telling me i look like rick ross! HUN
so you're telling me you got accepted in ena
So your telling me Selekah owns sxcraft??
so u tellin me that clarky 2nd goal was good eh ms seebaran?
Your expecting me to believe  that bilal can organise a bbq
You're expecting me to believe that bilal can organise a bbq
So you're telling me ... monsanto is giving us these seeds for free
So you mean to say I am famous?
So youre telling me redbull doesnt give me wings?
You burnt yourself on the cooker? You're no woman
So you're telling me you poo in clean drinking water
so you're telling me to gtfo
so you're telling me.. i don't love jesus just because i didn't share the post about him?
so you're telling me just because she tweeted to him once
so your telling me.. we can cure a patient's cancer by sharing his pics?
wanted to shut down computer clicked on restart
I ORDERED A COKE AND THE WAITRESS ASKED ME IF PEPSI WOULD BE OK
Facebook says i have 1 new message SO I CLICK IT but there is no new message
I poured a bowl of cereal before I checked if we had milk. we didn't.
had an idea for a first world problem meme someone else already did it
YOUTUBE looks different
PLAYED FALLOUT FOR HOURS FORGOT TO SAVE
start new game accidentally save over perfect file
I played video games too long and now it's dark have to get up and turn on the lights
see something stupid on the internet get mad theres no downvote button
my mum won't get me the new i-phone i am the 99%
mom doesnt understand... you cant pause online game
do i or don't i send error report to microsoft? Does it really matter?
my hot pockets keep getting caught on the holes on the side of the crisping sleeve
Facebook changed again
I just sat down and  realised the tv remote is next to the tv
youtube video stuck on buffering starts playing right when you refresh
I forgot to disable facebook on my ps3 now all my friends know i play catherine
700 Hours of Music In MY pocket Nothing to Listen To
Entire family just died in sims 3
Internet Broken Can't google how to fix it
my neighbor put a password on thier wifi
Stayed in bed all day... Now my back hurts
go to open chrome accidentally click internet explorer
I ordered a coke they only had pepsi
Ran out of underwear Have to do laundry now
found a new item inventory is full. must choose what to drop
memegenerator has a new look
Tv in my room is broken has to leave bedroom and interact with family
the internet stopped. now i have to restart the router.
I want to tie my shoes But my shoelaces are wet
I hit minimize instead of close
IF I DRINK MY MILK NOW IT WON'T BE THERE LATER
no one understands the problems i'm pretending to have
I just got mw3 and skyrim and i dont know which one to play
favorite song on youtube have to wait 30 seconds for ad
Nobody liked my status
The App I want to use Shuts off my music
Wanted to shut down computer windows is installing updates
ate too much no room for dessert
I wanted it to open in a new tab it opened in a new window...
i wanna go to sleep
Somebody creates an awesome meme thumbnail is too hard to read
I was about to go to bed but someone on the internet started an argument with me
wanted to open chrome clicked on IE
had an idea for a meme while in bed forgot it when I woke up this morning
i cant decide what i want for christmas
i ran out of repels in the middle of a cave now i will have to deal with those zubats
I poured CEREAL into my bowl with out checking if there was any milk There wasn't...
can't decide  WHICH VIDEO-GAME TO GET 1ST
Create a funny meme to show to friends cant find it
Tried to stop Kony Forgot I don't have a gun...or live in africa...or care enough
ONE SHOE IS TIGHTER THAN THE OTHER
laptop at 1% charger at other side of room
played skyrim character took an arrow to the knee
heat water for tea forget and have to reheat it
I DOWNLOADED A PIRATED COPY OF WINRAR THE FILE IS IN .RAR
without my glasses i can't find my glasses
Too Many Chips not enough dip
Leans forward while on the Toilet Automatically Flushes before I was done
Turned of the computer Now i have to jerk off to imagination
Got big glass of ice-water condensation left a water mark on the desk
new profile picture 0 likes
I can't see a way out of this mess My hair is obscuring my vision
my idea for a first world problem meme was taken
top comment is a response to a comment can't find the original comment
Created the perfect tweet that's one character too long
So many video games not enought time to play them all
Mom bought a 24 pack of Sprite I only drink 7-up
getting my starbucks latte pronounced my name wrong
there are too many good tv shows all on at the same time
Showed my parents how to use the internet now they want to be my friends on facebook
INTERNET SHUTS DOWN FOR 5 MINUTES DIES
ipod touch got a scratch on it it's pretty much useless now...
I left my phone in my room Now i have to walk back upstairs
I GOT A FREE FLU SHOT NOW MY ARM IS REALLY SORE
I don't have any money to travel to 3rd world countries for fun
asked for dressing on the side dressing is on the salad
Walk through was on ps3 I have 360
I LOST THE TOP COMMENT ON YOUTUBE
i had to kill my best friend  to become #1 on the leaderboard
PRESS ENTER TO CHANGE LINE SENDS UNFINISHED IMAGE
hear a commercial while on a website Can't find out where its coming from
bought a new game computer can't run it
I bought so much stuff the shopping bags are cutting my fingers
i'm bored that's it
I tried making grilled cheese once tried.
want to take a nap the bed sheets are in the washing machine
SENT A TEXT MESSAGE IT ONLY TRAVELED AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT
The entrance to this Olive Garden Is on the other side
Looking for a certain meme can't find it
Have a donut to eat Already brushed my teeth
i stepped on the wet    bathroom tile while wearing socks
I bought unsalted almounds instead of lightly salted ones
They called me a fag on facebook I called the suicide hotline
watch movie on a international trip in airplane arrives in destination before movie ends
Created a meme no one likes it
damn you hungry child COMMERCIAL  You make me so depressed
Mom says something snarky about an internet addiction can't find the right meme to respond to her
I got to front page now people expect more good content from me
mom's making meatloaf again i wish i was never born
bought a new laptop doesn't have scroll bar on mouse pad
ALREADY STARTED POOPING... GAME ON PHONE STILL LOADING
i want to keep sitting here and being angry but my crotch smells
can't decide which video game to buy
I blew my nose on a krispy kreme napkin now my nose is all sticky
dreamed of being an astronaut took an arrow in the knee
Harry potter weekend no one told me
My iphone broke now i have to wait til christmas for my parents to buy a new one
Want to watch dreamhack have to eat thanksgiving dinner
Wants to debate religion Lives in Scandinavia
Out of skips next song is really long
Played COD ONLINE KILLED MY OWN TEAM
downloaded entire season don't have codecs to play it
said to a friend he can take some chips from the bag he took half
My tolerance is Higher than i am
My recordings of terra nova and house were messed up by baseball
mom said get a haircut no one understands me
Logged onto facebook its different
recent stories
Can never find the exact BALANCE between milk and cerial  there is always left over milk or cerial
trashed every night sad when wallet gets lost
My fanfic only got 3 reviews I'm never writing again
I bought a Snack size hummus and pretzels and the hummus ran out before the pretzels
It's raining Outside And I have to go and buy some bread
Live in a Gated community Pizza delivery cant come to my front door
Only 10min left on my laptops battery but my charger is in the other room
too warm
i buy new shoes they get dirty
Mom bought me new jeans wrong brand
I WANTED A LAND ROVER
Heard Steve Jobs died Feels empty inside
feel guilty for the plight in africa make shitty meme
I wasted a minute and a half downloading a song that wasn't compatible
santa isn't real
TUMBLR IS down How will I view all my 1st world problem memes
outbid on eBay By 50 cents
My two favourite shows are on Don't know which one to watch
picked up my laundry I am missing a sock
Oh
DISCONNECTED MY iphone IT HADN'T FINISHED SYNCING
Think of funny comment for a link Already top comment
I really liked my last haircut but i don't know how to explain it to the barber
Has to get ready for fun sorority event California  King bed too comfortable
trying to take notes all of my pens are dying
I tried watching a new telivision series on netflix they only had the first season
these pretzels are making me thirtsy
Thread was closed... As I was writing my response
i wanna start a new rpg but then i have to go through the first 3 hours of story line
There is too much food left on the plates in the sink Dish washer won't clean it off
Infomercial can't reach remote
Types one letter wrong in password has to delete and start over
Opened the Pizza box no extra-cheese
midnight hunger already brushed teeth
FIVE YEARS PASS
my life is falling apart by the second i HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL CHRISTMAS TO GET MW3
I ate my reese's after i finished my drink and now i'm thirsty
Can't Read Captcha
Generated meme unable to delete it
hates the world but doesn't have the balls to jump off a building
Put my coke in the work fridge colleague drank it
I can't participate  in no shave november My job's too classy
i have to pee but i dont want to get out of bed
I brought a new pc It was running vista
Recorded show ended early Don't know how it finished
I spent 2 dollars on the wrong flavor gum
Bought a playstation 3 playstation 4 comes out the next day
just got my brand new car washed bird pooped on it.
i tried to buy crayons at the bookstore but they only had 50 shades of gray
spends half an hour editing photo for instagram gets no likes
i found chips in my bag of air
got banned on the forums now i cant be famous on youtube
were out of eggs for breakfast maybe if i close the fridge and come back in 10 minutes  someone will replace them
boiled water in microwave forgot it and now it's cold again
Someone stepped on the back of my shoe now i have to stop and fix it.
i entered the 'captcha' in wrong so now i have to retype it
emo music isn't emo enough
Healthy long lasting erections Prevent me from leaving bed
Went to an asian restaurant didn't have burgers
no one understands sitting here will show them
I have a problem I download more music than I could ever LISTEN to
i went to the library forgot my student card
Sometimes i get thirsty in the shower but the water is too hot to drink
I'm Hungry but my fridge is full of food that i dont want
got a plate of good food dropped it while walking to the couch
MOM SAID DINNER WAS READY IT WASN'T
Ran out of beer had to drink wine
I CAN'T TAN I ONLY BURN
Bought new phone forgot to backup contacts
I made some coffee it was too strong
Got the new jordans for christmas so did eveybody else
It's hard to smoke hookah And play skyrim simultaneously
atm card  doesn't work have to transfer money to my other account
about to take shower someone is in the bathroom taking a dump
I'm so hungry I knew I Shouldn't have ordered chinese
thirsty
Need to crap ipad battery is dead
Waiting for guests. trys to go to toilet ding dong
This room is chilly but the thermostat is on the other side of the house
I know how to fix computers And everyone knows it
Want to make more memes Can't think of anything funny
my xbox paused for a few seconds online my 11 kill stream was ended
Pen RAN OUT OF INK CANT FIND ANOTHER PEN THATS THE SAME..Now the ink will look different
Built a giant castle Got destroyed by a creeper
Powers out has to fap over magazine
Uploaded a new Facebook profile pic  no comments.
toast popped filled up on carrot while waiting
I wanted an Iphone 4s my parents just got me the Iphone 4 They don't love me
just discovered my pic was used for the 'first world problems' template
archlinux 2012.08.04 was released already installed 2012.07.15
I can't play MW3 for 10 days While on vacation in Hawaii
ive seen all the top content today now i have to wait for tomorow for more funny
i had the perfect life... then my mom told me to get off of sims...
all the meat was in 2nd to last bite of hamburger only bread
Doesn't want to raid play wow anyways
No Matter how hard I try I just cant get my hair right
Woke up from nap wasn't fully rested
this energy drink costs 3.65 but all i have is a ten now i have too much change
wanted to eat pringles but my hand doesn't fit in the hole
They Destroyed Your Sentry Gun
I have to go... to the dentist
My first 9gag post didn't make it to the top page
my alarm was set for 11 i woke up at 10:58
My dad was gonna buy me a mercedes if romney got elected now i'm stuck with a BMW
my iphone 5 is broken now i have to use the 4s
It took me 30 minutes to download diablo 3 only took my friend 20 minutes
someone deleted me from facebook don't know who it was...
My glass arrow bag doesn't match by daedric armour
I want to watch this Youtube clip But I dont want to turn off my music
Tried to sell books back changed editions for next semester
Facebook comment box won't extend can't see what i'm typing
Wears socks into bathroom the floor is wet
orders coke restaurant has pepsi
I spent all my money on blow now I don't have a dollar to roll up
i cliked on the timeline app on facebook just to try it out Now I cant go back to the old profile
everyone  at  work  is drinking eggnog and rum And I'm lactose        intollerant
Ate All The good ones only have ones i don't like left
my jeans are too tight and i can't get them off
Opened a new tab forgot why
Entered pie eating contest didn't win
'sUFFER' WITH INSOMNIA CONSUMED CAFFEINE IN THE LAST 2 HOURS
I want to use the picture with the girl crying but i have to settle for this one
sit on couch to watch tv remote is just out of reach
I downloaded an album from the internet But none of the track names imported into itunes
I tried to build a muslim temple in minecraft but it looks mayan
I'm not sure life's worth living But i don't have shortage of food
i have to pull my hands out of my pockets to eat my kebab
Goes to put wallet in  Pocket too much money to fold
MY FREEZER IS OVERFULL STUFF FALLS OUT WHEN I OPEN IT
i keep wiping but there's still poo
MY THUMB HURTS NOW I CANT PLAY SKYRIM ON MY 50' PLASMA
got to school and turned my ipod on it died.
i'm going to slit my wrists the green line on ms word won't go away
I only have enough money for COD OR BATTLEFIELD NOT BOTH
Got an Icecream cone It Melted on my hand
Already shut down my computer have to check my email on my phone
EVERYONE IN THIS FORUM IS A DOUCHEBAG  I'M THE ONLY ONE WHO'S RIGHT
i had alot of friends then my computer died
I don't like this hoodie
went to see breaking dawn to make fun of it liked it
I downloaded a movie but the subtitles were out of sync
youtube top comment is an answer can't find the comment it responds to
i cant find the remote i have to watch this crap now
I wanna pour some out for the homies to look Gangster but alL my friends are alive
FORGETS TO SAVE has to kill boss all over again
Got a Raspi Gave it away
My iphone 5 is too big  For my skinny jeans
generated new meme forgot to select language
Starving ordered an omelette at the office 40 minutes ago
left iphone charger at friend's house 22% battery and draining...
THe Other side of the pillow was too hot aswell
Broke my favorite bass have to play one of the other nine
Not being able to eat snacks in cupboard because it's almost dinner time
Bought boyfriend new lexus for christmas can't find one of those giant bows anywhere.
Had to feed my dog ...twice today
I updated my facebook status no one liked it
I'VE CONTRACTED DOZENS OF FATAL DISEASES
I wanted steak for dinner got chicken instead
Ate too much Got diarrhea
A Homeless person looked at me
My Red Velvet Cupcakes Are More Pink Than Red
Same day delivery is not available I'll have to wait 2-5 business days
Lent friend money paid me back in change
get a fat check banks are closed due to veterans day
Showed my parents how to use the internet now they want to be my friends on facebook
i still haven't played skyrim...
I can't find my dog My backyard is too big
They know my secret It's hard being an internet thug
I set my alarm clock One Hour too Early
wake up still tired
this sucks my parents bought me a camry
My parents said they'd only pay for my car insurance and stop paying my phone
I want chick fil a But it's sunday and it's closed
wanted to click like clicked dislike by accident
my computers 2 years old its too old I need a new one
Tesco out of sandwiches starve to death
Bought a new laptop Only one speaker
iOS 5 is released 4 hours to download
bought new earphones left one doesn't work
Turned the hot knob on the sink cold water came out
my gps made me drive through the ghetto again
My Girlfriend lost her key to the apartment I have to get up to let her in
had masterball didn't know which pokemon to use it on
89.9
the new msn Messenger tongue emoticon is crosseyed
mom bought me new sneakers i wanted the black ones
i cant find the remote so i cant watch southpark
i played video games too long have to get up in three hours
Wanted a white iPhone 5s for christmas got a gold one instead
why... was 'punkrokr' already taken on twitter
got a really high score on neopets game forgot to click 'send score'
Watched a youtube video ad starts to play
wanted a coke at the vending machine it gave me diet
ate too much food no room for dessert
I set my alarm foR pm not am
Took dinner to my room Forgot fork
just sat down need to pee
the maid washed my clothes that were already clean
Introduced my sister to reddit now she keeps sending me links i've already seen
So many video games to choose from don't know what to play
If i get new shoes
all these games on steam i can't pick one
GOT IPHONE 4 WANTED 4S
Bring in food from McDonalds Forget straw in the car
i wish my lawn was emo then it would cut itself
girlfriends mom adds you on facebook not sure whether to accept
wrote awesome facebook status page error
my tv is... only 38 inches
HAD TO POUR MORE CEREAL THAN I WANTED OTHERWISE THERE WOULDN'T BE ENOUGH FOR NEXT TIME
i said enough and close the videogame i want to play again
my ipad 2 should have been delivered this morning
Battlefield 3 Update 75 minutes
Catch Shiny Terrakion
mom and dad playing modern warfare 3  they won't let me play
Can't eat dessert Still Stuffed from entree
need to restart mac still got 80 hours left on Dload
Mom bought me socks today They didn't have the grey bottoms
700 Hours In MY pocket Nothing to Listen To
Torrent stuck on 99%
I feel as if the whole world has gone black  and wont ever be coming back
Can't ever make any good decisions on starcraft
Use Two computers can't tell which links i already clicked
Lost my internet connection can't play tf2 anymore
Added new key to keyring
my mom.... took away my gamecube
went to a rave.. they didn't play hardstyle.
LIFE GETS HARD -ER THAN THIS
GOOGLE PLUS CAME OUT OF BETA
ipad ran out of battery can't find charger
WANTS TO BUILD A GUNDAM STUDIO 2.0 DOESN'T SUPPORT HIGHLIGHTING IN THE EXPLORER
accidentally deleted system 32
someone called me a hipster... ...i'm not hipster
Went to the bathroom false alarm....
BACKPACKED AROUND THE WORLD STILL LIVES WITH PARENTS
Got a Chocolate bunny for Easter IT WAS HOLLOW
Laptop almost out of battery life Not done pooping
Somebody parked outside my house now there's no space for my 5th car
pees during intermission in mw3 game lobby closed down
MY LIFE SUCKS ONE OF MY TENNIS SHOES GOT SKUFFED TODAY
have to use restroom dont want to get out of bed
'air con not cold enough' NOw its too cold
i really wanted vans i got converse
PREHEAT OVEN? I MAY AS WELL STARVE
Wanted omelet for breakfast no eggs
my wireless bluetooth headphones won't sync
Spilled toothpaste on pijamas now everyone will think i fapped
ran out of dvds for burning torrented movies
have to read 3 chapters of a book spark notes doesnt have it
Yes!  Predator is on finishes in 5 minutes
dying of thirst because there is only tap water!
i need the class to graduate but it starts before 11AM
wanted to eat waffles for breakfast only had pancakes
made a hot pocket in the microwave the middle was cold
i wanna get a cool tattoo but none of my friends have died yet
i'D Like to listen to music but pandora sometimes plays songs i don't like
Already saw Paranormal activity girlfriend wants to go see it.
I didn't eat lunch and now i'm hungry but it's too close to dinnertime to eat anything
I wanted plain Evian But all they had was Lemon-flavoured Evian
Went to see the Muppets Had to watch Big Miracle Trailer
can't wait for premier league action this weekend my team plays on monday
dresser drawers are full no room for my new hoodies
windows crashed had to wait 2 minutes for the reboot
Tried to open the car door At the same time as my mom unlocked it
My destruction magic is to strong i have to run out of my way to loot their corpse
BAD HAIR DAY / Wrist
when i wear my fingerless gloves i can't fit my hands in the pockets of my skinny jeans
I want to play fruit ninja But my finger is too moist
i typed in lowercase why is everything in capital letters?
I was coNfident with my appearance But then I subscribed to r/gaymersgonemild
Damn you starving child COMMERCIALS you make me so depressed
Can't get a Galaxy nexus until phone upgrade available in april
CALLED IN A STEALH BOMBER DIDN'T GET A KILL
play skyrim
I missed beavis and butthead
florescent lightbulb in my room wont dim cant be romantic with my gf
Skyrim releases in two days Still dont know what race/class im going to play
grinded all day on wow mom deletes account
Woke up early to register for classes but the system was down now i have to wake up early tomorrow
TRIED TO GRAB CHOCOLATES WITH ONE HAND BUT I NEEDED BOTH
bbm is down now i have to text
Try to watch a DVD Have to wait 30 seconds
playing my new ps3 game for the first time waits an hour to install the game
my hot pocket is too hot right now
Made a move on words with friends now all i have are 7 vowels
Feeling Stressed Don't have physical TESTAMENTS of ACHIEVEMENTS to Bathe in
Wears shoes daily Complains about frayed laces
Playstation controller is almost out of battery  but i want to lay in bed while i play
windshield wipers High speed is too high Slow speed is too slow
have parents that pay for everything 'my life is so depressing'
complains about having health insurance
'is he ok?' 'yeah he's just hiding an erection'
NEVER FORGET stuff
want to be a librarian have to get a masters
Missed an important text had ringer on silent
My hand is all wet from holding this cold drink for too long
ordered a spicy italian sub it tasted disgusting
They Forgot my straw in the drive-thru
The dog is sitting in front of the Audio box I can't control The volume from My sofa with the remote
vending machine won't take this canadian quarter
forgot my facebook password
looses weight  has to buy new clothing that fits better
Typo Got a rank down
Never thought I'd be a meMe yeT
Parents bought me new headphones... NOt beats.
i was going to play sniper but there were already 3 snipers
i told my friend lets go to McDonalds he declined for wendy's
Ordered a Bigmac got a salad instead
Trevor from GTA V is such a douche IT's like he doesn't even care
Opens fridge full of food nothing to eat
band too underground can't find any torrent
Kobe... blocked lebron twice.
Britney
SKIPPED THE CUT SCENE doesnt know what to do now
maybe i would have friends  if i didn't use the word 'fap'
i was the original first world problems reddit forgot about me
There is no syntax Error but cant find the logic one
I make plans God laughs
Mom and dad bought me $100 in Steam games for Christimas They are going to take hours to download....
Opened my window at the drive-thru all the cold air getting out
Forgot to Put Megatron in Yahoo Fantasy Sight Down
Ordered a ten-piece mcnugget meal they only put nine
LOVES PISTACHIOS Can&#180;t open them fast enough
Lost straw to capri-sun no scissors
these tight jeans make my balls stick to my leg
Play rpg for hours accidentally pressed the power button
fanfiction.net deleted my m rated fics
The moment you realized things are going according to plan... It was a bad plan
I love demonhunter BUT THEY don't have any def!
Smartphone broken now i have to download all apps again on my new Smartphone
I want to eat my crisps but then i can't hear the tv
Want to watch alison Brie on leno forced to watch leno
My Kid Will eat the crust
Look at a bunch of pictures of Dank im dry
really Want the nokia lumia 900 have to use the iphone 4s for another year
thought of an awesome meme forgot it
bought a cooling pad for my laptop all usb ports are being used
The baugh is closed Now I have to walk all the way to the pod
my chocolate protein shake tastes like ass.
Power went out Now I have to set the time on my tv again
SELECTS SODA FROM SODA FOUNTAIN OUT OF THAT SYRUP FLAVOR
Went to bed to go to sleep had to get back up to take a leak
I said 'cool story bro' It wasnt a cool story
the power went out now i have to reset my clock
rented a movie from redbox thought i clicked bluray
was reading memes website crashed
went to the bathroom in the middle of the night the light is too bright
kicked out of porter  going to cabrillo
Got hot chocolate from the coffee machine too hot to drink immediately
Want to wear glasses eyes are too good
I wanted gin but accidentally bought vodka now i'm forced to drink something that doesn't perfectly satisfy my cravings
Lose one game Leave skype
everyone has started liking a band i knew about ages ago
I want to lay down but then i cant drink my beer
mayans
Reddit DOWN Dies.
in the middle of a boss battle parents want to watch tv
WANT TO GO TO SLEEP BUT Need to take a dump
went for a piece of gum
Dishwasher just finished Now I have to unload it
Left the best slice of pizza till last Now I'm not hungry enough to eat it
Mom made me take shoes off in the house chucks are too hard to put back on
i accidentally forgot to pause my ipod so now the battery is almost dead
for xmas i wanted vans i got converse
My arms won't fit in the shirts I like
had a shower couldn't find right temperature.
CAn't Decide Which Toilet to take a shit in
my THERAPIST says i make things up about myself  because i  had too stable a home life
wanted to play fruit ninja but my finger hurts
i tried to peel a grape with my teeth it broke
six notifications all pokes
finally found all my easter eggs it's december 17th
I want to make a good movie but i'm not funny
Instead of closing that one tab i closed the whole browser
Life is hard when your jeans can't get any skinnier...
Finish A Words with Friends Game Can't tell if I should rematch or if they already have
Wants a dog doesn't get one
New Years Eve Party Everyone Drank Everything Already
Sent 'happy new year!' text message at midnight on new year's Eve It didn't arrive until two minutes past
There isn't enough room in the fridge for all the food we bought
My mom gave me  my allowance but my dealer won't     text me back
took a nap today won't be able to sleep tonight
Read first world problem memes has all of them
Sould I get my iphone  in black or white?
only 3 controller for my ps3
hair dye stays in too long have to get highlights
Not in a 4G service Area Have to use 3g
my bathroom isn't heated now my feet are cold
Meant to click back Clicked exit by accident
wanted to play minecraft but my computer shut down to update
wanted to wear my black skinny jeans but they were dirty
Doesn't have microsoft office has to download open office
NEW TF2 UPDATE IS RELEASED    FOR FREE I DON'T LIKE IT
3/4 bars on mw3 total disadvantage
opened freezer avalanche of frozen food attacked my little toe
thought of brilliant meme just shut down computer
having to use a spoon to eat your pancakes at IHOP Because were too stoned and dropped your fork
showed my friends a video they didn't think it was funny
orders pizza forgets the sauce
Roomate is playing music I Can't play video games because it'll distract me
HATE BLOATWARE TOO SCARED TO ROOT MY ANDROID PHONE
got new haircut it rained on the way home
wanted to quicksave pressed quickload
Brought leftover breadsticks to work ate them before lunch so I didn't have to share
Lost roll on mount
shaving can never use all the gel in my hand
nothing new  in my facebook newsfeed
skyping with my friend but we both only stare at our own feeds
My friends hate me and steal my beds on minecraft
I'm hungry and tired but the bed is closer then the kitchen
download whole album has to rename every file
pre ordered My boxset it didn't arrive early
masterchef and i'm a celeb are on At the same time
My mom said she bought me Mexican Food... It was Taco bell.
All my friends have an iPhone 4 i only have an iphone 3gs
opened browser this morning all favicons are gone from bookmarks
I found an awesome item after going through a long dungeon But i don't have enough space in my inventory
A game is on sale? Can't remember if I've bought it already or not
finally make it home my parents rearranged and painted my room to make it unrecognizable
can buy anything in the world from a touch-tone phone Have to Press '1' for english
I'm 'starving'
Thursday broke up just kill me now
Asked mom to bring home mountain dew she brought diet
I only got one scoop of chicken salad so i had to ask for another
tutor gave my assignment feedback didn't point out enough errors
got in a fight with gps
got a new laptop can't adjust gamma for videogames
Got the new call of duty game Felt let down
Buy some oranges they still have seeds inside
NOT ENOUGH TIME TO GO BACK TO THE HOUSES
Asked for coffee from IRC had to go to kitchen by myself
i poured in the milk and found out there was no cereal
I just got into bf3 now everybody plays mw3
i want to get ice cream but the freezer in my minifridge doesn't work
Get home from work Internet out for an hour
Hate my iPod touch 8g I can't put anything on it
I Want to post to undercover id but i don't have an internet connection
went to make some toast jam in the margarine
i know about tumblr but post my memes on facebook anyways rebel without a cause
posted a link on facebook nobody liked it
food
typed in wrong url ended up on wrong website
At occupy wall st. some policeman punched a guy
spent hours setting up new ipod with all new playlists forgot my headphones at home
was making an epic chord progression And the light went out.
HULU Plus finall available for android Not supported by my phone
Gained 5 pounds had to buy new skinny jeans
going to top floor in elevator accidentally hit other numbers
Accidentally used too much toilet paper Forced to use the plunger
i wanted to finish a project but used up all my fabric
lost part of my life read a repost
never tell anyone about the problems in your life eight out of ten don't give a shit
says his wrist hurts so he cuts it
laptop shut down because of low battery lost charging device
THE ONLY CRISPS LEFT ARE  SALT & VINEGAR FLAVOUR
Got New puppy he ate my ps3 controllers
I sent the most lines in tetris battle but i still lost
we're out of eggs for breakfast maybe if i close the fridge and come back in 10 minutes someone will have replaced them
It's cold but i want icecream
steve jobs died my life is over
Bought organic peanut butter accidentally got crunchy instead of smooth
spills milk cries
mother bought some colorful clothes for me to wear bought a black spray can
open bottle of soda and inserted straw loses straw in bottle
wanted to go to sleep i couldn't sleep...
apple doesnt introduce iphone 5 guess i'll just have to get the 4s
Coke delivery truck came today But it will take all day before the bottles are cold
I just washed my car over the weekend and now it's raining
Notice door isn't closed all the way now i have to get up and shut it
I asked for a diet coke they gave me regular coke
bought game for all my money within a weeek it's half priced
I really want that snack now but my friend is over
somebody downvoted my comment...
has car keys confiscated by mom has to take the bus to school
asked for no mayo in burger it has mayo in it
can't have cake and eat it too
asked for a trim left salon with hair like this
ran out of broadband have to use dial up speed internet
i had alot of friends then my computer died
Goes to hot topic
My filet mignon was over cooked had to throw it in the thrash
buy hummer complain about filling the gas tank
I got owned by hax on MW2 I'm not eating anymore
First world problem facebook changed again
I have to spend my own money on food no money for a new mac
They won't treat me like an adult tIME TO SLIT MY WRISTS
My sister wouldn't let me wear her jeans Life is so unfair
'ITS
Facebook puT A NEWSFEED... ...IN MY NEWSFEED
Netflix and Fb changed there is no god
got the chair with no arms
Poured the milk in before the cereal now I have to clean up the splashed milk.
I FORGOT TO BUY MILK
parents wont buy me new car so i cut my self first world problems
given car by parents pissed it doesn't have automatic windows
35 MINUTE WORK COMMUTE FROZEN hot pockets THAW A LITTLE on the way
do i or don't i send error report to microsoft? does it really matter?
got my hair done only chatters compliment me
bored TWEET ABOUT BOREDOM
The mexican place says my food will be ready in 10 minutes but it never is
I wanted to play minecraft 1.8 but my dad won't buy me a new thousand dollar computer
goT invited to two parties dont know which one to choose
I HAve to play hard to get now i can't kiss him as much as i want to
Potentially funny meme Have to open thumbnail
I used all the hot water in the shower and now i cant make my coffee
I feel all this white guilt and I don't want to actually do anything I'd better trivialize my problems as an attempt to shame others
Got drunk last night Now too Tired for work
COMPUTER OUT OF BATTERY charger is downstairs
my submission didn't get to the front page
dont know if i like boys or girls
My Dvr broke I had to watch live tv
I ordered double cheeseburger no pickles they gave me 11 pickles
hit enter in facebook chat box facebook recognizes it as a return line
asked friends a question on facebook got no replies
Internet Memes for those with nothing intelligent or interesting to say but just can't help themselves
the only pop left is... fanta
i order a donut but i got a BAGEL
The most common form of marital control is the husband getting jealous or angry when the woman communicates with other men (30.3%)
Weekend please don't go
Runs out of money for new video games Has to replay ones he has already beaten
My startup has no business model other than being Yet another thinly veiled ad platform actually
leaves league & blames backstabbing actually gets god complex
Spotify
when gibby dont touch ur tata
I left my headphones at home  Now I can't listen to music on the train
i got a bag for my bike i must be a midget
Seasonal starbucks coffee no longer in season
prydz mi rekao da sam masna metalika
If people say they will help... Then why do you leave me in the dark corner
tried to have a shower no hot water
andrew hussie killed my otp
today is the greatest because i decided not to kill myself just for today
created an awesome caption not in english
Did a trheesixty noscope nobody believes ..
drank juice with breakfest cereal doesn't taste right
forgot to pack a lunch have to use vending machine
there's nothing to eat in this house have to use the stove
hot water used up at house have to wait a half hour to shower
Husband cooked me a fancy dinner And Left Me the dishes
Husband cooked a gourmet dinner and left me the dishes
I want to lie on my stomach to play my ds but i have a boner
I wanted the new white and gold iphone but they were out of the 64 gig one so I had to get the 32 gig one
There's no karaoke tonight? but i wanna party like a rockstar
Kau tipu-tipu aja aku pake tipu muslihat
I WISH ALL OF US HERE IN THE GROUP CAN GO IN THE ANIME WORLD
I ate all my food in class now i have nothing to do at lunchtime
today I had to spend 5 minutes OUTSIDE!
A vil&#225;g egyetlen problm&#225;ja az hogy nem az n sz&#246;vegeimet tanulj&#225;k az iskol&#225;ban!
Hay acciones que duelen cuando las haces sin pensar
What is wrong with me?I don't like 1D! Actually
GTA V didn't arrive in the post
do i buy health insurance or pay the penalty instead?
ordered deep pan got thin and crispy
email said i have 12 new messages... ...but it's all spam
can't get hair... ...to lay flat like i want it to
Hey you
Thinks of a band name someone already thought of it
TE EXTRA&#209;O TANTO KE TODA MI MENTE ESTA EN BLANCO
i wonder if  they prepped my gluten free food on the same surface as regular food
I have a closed door policy but I work in an open plan office
I want to use quotation marks to indicate that a word is a neologism but I'm afraid I'll come across as ironic
i live in a dump because my dads homosexual ;_;
Want To Play LOL Takes 2 hours to patch
just trying to relax and make some memes after a long day add of girl poking her forhead won't go away
just trying to make a couple funny memes but i can't because the server won't let me
first world problems ii is more popular than first world problems i don't like it when things aren't in numerical order
I don't have  SNAPCHAT
there was a different first world problems meme image i could have used
The princess Is in another castle
Just when you think you're popular and loads of people have written on your wall  you realize  they don't really want to speak to you they just want you to come to their parties...
It's not fair The pool in the hotel next to ours is better
I'm Scared and confused about meme generator
HOES BE LIKE SINGLE AND LOVING IT
sended many game applications on facebook nobody clicked once
haters gonna hate and they always seem to hate me
went to the store brought home too many groceries
Why didnt she Like my comment on facebook
Had to wear pants that fit to school one day now everyone calls me 'dad jeans'
Need A haircut 'nuff said
Loses cellphone worst day of his life
school library full can't study for exam
gets new software for computer has to reboot computer
goes to friend's birhtday party wishes it was his birthday
got called a cool guy in school but i'm better than that
It takes ages to include my three degrees in online job applications
take a shower... Forget the towel
LOST WEIGHT ASS TOO BONEY TO SIT
Bought a 4k monitor My wallpapers are 1080p
I was gonna eat that cake But now its all wet and i dont Think i want any
Had a good day then Meowzers touched me
That moment when you can't sit properly because... you've got a pimple on your ass
Join KOTH late Vapix on a win streak
i'm installing a game and my plug.dj music is lagging
I want to play assasins creed III or black ops But I don&#180;t know which one play first
google chrome exists still have to make sites compatible with ie
I've got too much free time. Make first world problem meme
too many shirts that are the same color
TE AMO TE AMO  DESDE EL PRIMER HOLA QUE DIGISTE
notre dame... i trusted you...
I asked for a ipad and i got... a kindle!
I eat so much rice now im constipated
xbox live membership is up
expanding my empire Vassels revolt
Daddy caught me sexting and took away my iphone now i'll have to put out the old fashion way
Cookie doEsnt fit in cup of milk
if my feet are under the blanket they're too hot but if they aren't under they're too cold
There is not enough room in my stomach for all my food
I should have known that bump wasn't folliculitis
The moral test of government is how that government treats those who are in the dawn of life
Wanted to post in the party thread And had to wait 90 seconds between posts
diputusin sama novi itu.. rasanya waw!
TRIES RECYCLE 9 LITERS CHAMPAGNE BOTTLES BOTTLE BANK ONLY TAKES 6 LITERS
I want to greenlight the build But I keep finding bugs
CHEM LAB DUE BUT HAS TO FINISH ONE PIECE ARC
EVAN HATES FOB WHY CAN'T HE SEE WHY I LIKE THEM...
Iphone 5 breaks On a bank hoiday
asked for a windows computer got a mac
never did starting strength Cant compare gainz
MY BEATS BY DR DRE ARE ALWAYS DESTROYING MY HAIRSTYLE
mitt romney
I might be less depressed If i got a pony for my birthday
!!!chose!!! to be homosexual. worst !!!decision!!! ever.
WHEN YOU FEEL LIKE GIVING UP SHOW LIFE A MILLION REASON WHY YOU WON'T
lost netflix dvd nothing good to stream either
BROUGHT A BBQ CHICKEN FROM THE SHOPS MISSING A WING.
irrational emo kid tries to commit suicide using Ockham's razor
q3 already ended and lg didn't deliver ics update
DOCTOR WHO SEASON FINALE.
Goes to feed hamster hamster died last year
THEY'VE OVERPLAYED GANGNAM STYLE ALREADY!
I Can't get my pants off
pet my cat in the dark its my other cat
The In-flight wifi went down on my flight to Bali What is wrong with this world!?
finland has tuition Free universities monthly study grant is only 298 euros
Pre orders Iphone 5 Has to wait a week
Parents through me a spongebob themed birthday party Prefer Toy Story
I DYED MY HAIR BLACK BUT IT'S NOW TOO SHINY
Bought a new blu ray it was a poor transfer
No Matter How Old I Get I will always be hoping to someday wake up healthy
WANTED TO DOWNLOAD A VIDEOGAME BUT DON'T KNOW WHICH TORRENT RELEASE IS THE BEST
new film to download not enough seeders
i'm single woles aja
i caught all the pokemon Then they made a new generation
ink ran out in black biro had to use a red one instead
Heroin made legal no longer interested
went to subway for a sub of the day it's the one i don't like
Asked RESTAURANT if they had halal meat Chines girl says 'NO WE're WASABI'
lost six pool matches in a row on the brink of suicide
I Got an email i didn't want to read
want to post song on fb can't find it on youtube
forced to have timeline on facebook dont know where anything is
I have no karma and i can only post every 5 minutes
want to play multiplayer hangover to strong to focus proper
im tired but my crush is online
Listening to Pandora Radio Station is playing too many songs I don't like
I don't want to be lonely but i can't be bothered talking to anyone
I have water but its look warm
Deve spegnere il computer clicca su riavvia
Bought new vegas for pc Processor one grade too low
Facebook is making me change to timeline now i know how the jews felt
People call me fat but they dont know me or my story
I have Waited 3 years for Sleeping Dogs On holiday when its released
takes a shit water splashes bum ring
Can't play mw3 for 10 days while on vacation in hawaii
Mom wont understand anime and cartoons are not the same thing
changed my fb password still types the old one
Should I ride my motorcycle or drive my car?
FINDS OUT EMO PEOPLE ARE STEREOTYPED AS WRIST CUTTERS TURNS GOTHIC
liberals believe in marriage equality but not enough to privatize it
Linkedin down only facebook for networking
ACCIDENTALLY put soy in my coffee
i got called a hipster because i prefer android to iphone
face book is forcing me to change to timeline fml
Mau ngucapin selamat idul fitri ga punya pulsa
i live in a gated community Can't get pizza delivered to my front door
armor broke in videogame no gold left to repair it
I want to play drums but i can't
I want to torrent more stuff but i'm running out of space on my computer
لست ملكا من ملوك الزمان . ولست املك جمالا لا يملكه انسان..ولا يوجد عندى ماهو ?ى الاحلام .ولكن..املك قلبا لم يملكه احد الآن.. ليس هذا تكبر منى .. بل اق? آس? على هذا الزمان الذى انسانى طعم ال?رح والأمان. ..............ولست بامير ولا صاحب سمو ولكني منذ ان خلقت واشعر كأني ملك mohamed abo elwafa
FOUND AN ELITE PACK... GOT SURROUNDED AT THE CORNER
wanted to stream a 20 min tv episode wouldn't load for 2 hours
MEDIUM MODE IS TOO EASY HARD MODE IS TOO HARD
ctrl+f wont work as PDF article actually scanned text have to actually read it to find relevant bit
mineraft is a lonely game
made meme no likes
spotify connected to facebook everyone sees I listened to    justin beiber
I forgot my pot
My phone died have to text from ipod
These worded pictures are starting to become annoying.  It's like the people who think all images with big white words on them are called memes.
stalker 2 cancelled wait another year for survarium
ARM WARMER TOO SHORT FOR CUTS CUTS OTHER ARM INSTEAD
I WANTED THE BASS TO DROP HARDER BUT THE VOLUME KNOB WON'T TURN ANY FURTHER
have to pee really bad but my cat is laying on me and it's really cute
my Bottle CAp's Inside the Bottle!
Just started car and turn on A/c hot air in my face
My PS3 won't play my illegally Downloaded Content.
just giving up sometimes
I Can't buy final fantansy i can't tell which number it is
Steam sale today i already own all of these games
mw3 has lag compensation now my connection is just as good as the guy stealing wifi from me next door
i ACCIDENTLY DRANK MY OLD CAN OF SODA IT WAS FLAT AND WARM
don't date me... I DON'T like techno I am the 99%
fml... Hair is too long to style correctly hair is too short to put into a pony tail
Tell people I like NIRVANA tHEY CONSTANTLY REMIND ME THAT KURT COBAIN WAS OVERRATED
i forgot to feed my dog my dad yelled at me
I need to go to work It's raining outside
Went to the meeting expecting donuts all they had was fresh fruit
GOT ANY SPARE CHANGE? SORRY MAN ALL I GOT IS HUNDREDS
Want to make funny joke can't think of anything
All my friends left me.. they went to spend their hot cash...
if I drink  i have to get up and pee
used my laptop burnt my testicles
I wanted to continue college this year But I turned in my FAFSA 6 days late.
Went out of 3G Range Have to restart phone
wants to watch a video but i love the music i'm currently listening to
I watched The Kony Video
A Cat is Sleeping on my favorite pillow. Now I have to use one of the others.
Comes up with idea for masterpiece Not enough artistic skill
I got impatient and skipped through the instructions don't know how to play now
Spends the whole day doing nothing at home remembers it was my birthday today
mum and sister went away for the weekend took hair straightners and makeup
Try dying hair color to look more attractive Come out looking worst than before
really want to listen to song can only remember how the beat goes
Wanted to watch Raiders of the lost ark bbc tennis coverage overran
I can't find an outfit I have a walk in closet
He just bought an iphone then checked what's trending on g+
first day of july still no summer sale
I washed all my laundry today And didn't find any money in the pockets
couldn't wait for a vacation now it finally comes
Just BECAUSE i'm a guy don't assume i'll make the first move
ASII SIEMPRE ESTOY  CUNDO NO TE MIRO
Wants to get tattoo doesn't know what to get
Buys Tumble Dryer discovers all clothing says 'do not tumble dry'
Brought a happy meal They didn't have the toy i wanted
i want to unfriend the idiots on facebok but my friend count is getting too low
There's no euro 2012 until wednesday
I'm HUNGRY But don't feel like getting up to make me anything
mom walks in forgets to close the door
Couldnt get these skinny ass jeans of fast enough so i pissed myself
i want to sleep but sleep is for the weak
Put too much froyo in cup not enough room for all the toppings i want
Need some advice... WHAT CAN BE THE CUT OFF FOR B.COM HONS THIS YEAR ??
i ordered extra cream and sugar they gave me regular cream and sugar
I met other bronies but they were all creepy and ugly
I made an Instagram now i don't have time to think about clever statuses because im out taking cool pictures
Has hammoc
Leemote yeelong ships with european plug requires nonfree converter to charge
you: I love you She: I love you to Bff
wanted to play my classmate in mathletics ended up playing Yesus from israel
LOOKED FORWARD TO 1.03 LOOKING FORWARD TO DEATH
i love the mars volta but no one else does...
The hbo adaptation of AGOT doesn't match the books whine about it on facebook
plays Battlefield ALL DAY diDNT GET XP
Watching live stream in my room can't pause when mom comes in with the laundry
Loreen won but she wasn't swedish enough
Was driving down newport Hit every single red light
People say i am emo
camped jadinko males the day they came out only got 4 whip vines
Play youtube video on laptop. volume on tv too loud to hear video.
emo is cool they say everyone thinks im a girl
Picked up room this morning cleaners don't come until tomorrow
Surpassed data volume I'm a caveman
THE STROKES ARE SO GOOD I CAN'T FIND ANY NEW BANDS WORTH LISTENING TO
facebook put me on timeline
Went to make scathing and topical meme Meme generator server crashes
PLAYING LEAGUE OF LEGENDS computer chooses to update windows
Can't make money bank always full
when 145 friends rsvp to your facebook event... they don't really mean it.
MMORPGs are doing maintence Now what?
Couldn't eat all the food At the All-You-Can-Eat Buffet
I wanted to have a nice skype call But my mates kept calling me steve-o
someone posted an nysnc song on my wall now some nsync song is stuck in my head
Feel like bacon tonight girlfriend is VEGETARIAN
Needed change for the subway Had to Buy a coffee I didn't really wanT
only got 'B' in mathtest
gOT MY COPY OF      DIABLO III CANT DECIDE WHICH CLASS I SHOULD PLAY FIRST
played as green ellis fumbled
Youtube commercial is over 15 seconds long no skip button
GOT A DEGREE IN interpretive DANCE CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHY I'M UNEMPLOYED
Bought a dress without trying it on... it's actually a jumpsuit
gays can't  get married
Google Plus is down Can't post CRAVEWAVE
can't fall asleep forced to fap
I Watched every episode of my show now I have to wait for new ones to be released
Can't find my music folder My teacher is going to kill me.
Fresh sticky note doesn't stick
favorite movie on TV not director's cut
need new profile picture ipad camera broken
My pc broke down  now i can only play on xbox
Cispa is passed society regresses to cd-r burning
Didn't get prefect first world problems
first World problems.. IP tickets
internet was off 2 hours oh my god i've had nothing to do all day
I wanna kill myself but then the pain would stop
made some tea have to wait until it's not so hot
I deleted all my cookies... ...and now I have to retype my info.
Playing mw3
reddit says i have a message When i click it says 'there doesn't seem to be anything here'
She deleted me from friends let's grab a knife
Wanted to watch sad music video youtube ad has upbeat music
dropped my sandwich
Wanted to play a tumblr lol game  i had to go frickin to tumblr and find the game and PASSWORD
Family Guy isn't funny anymore
Order a big mac meal at mcdonald's they gave me a double quarter pounder by mistake
jUSTIN BIEBER just won't die
jersey shore still hasn't been canceled
Rainbow studios is gone
I RAN OUT OF GAS WHILE DRIVING THE NEW CAR MY PARENTS PAID FOR
I'm 15 all the problems i'm going through now will always be the worst.
Go To ''AVENGERS' PREMIERE THEATER RAN OUT OF COLLECTOR CUPS
woke up did not feel like P.diddy
Wife sleeps on my side of the bed makes cool side of the pillow warm
Does homework early loses it and turns in late
Wanted to access a 'wiki' accessed a 'wikia'
My pants are not CONSTRICTING BLOOD FLOW TO my genitals as much as I wanted it to
sometimes i tuck my weiner in between my legs and walk around
Study two hours for test make an f.
Played Drums for Five Years Only to Find Out that Girls Love The guitar Players
studied weeks for paper 2 answered two questions from the same topic
opens new tab computer freezes
ANATOMY KILLS MY HAPPY
wanted a large shamrock shake in october
ordered steak medium was medium well
ordered new skateboard online friday ups does not ship on weekends
grounded not allowed to leave house stuck in my room playing ps3 on a little 40 inch samsung led  tv and updating facebook from my ipad
cant access the internet
DRIVING HOME FROM HOLIDAYS IPHONE BATTERY IS LESS THAN 20%
wanted to get my tongue pierced parents think i wanna give guys bj's
asks the hairdresser for a trim loses six inches of hair
I thought I was Original 2nd world problems happened
Got called out for moaning about something trivial on twitter bitched about it on facebook
My computer only runs battlefield 3 on high not ultra
Playing Angry birds app shuts down
Played trad on a piano accordion we all make mistakes
fridge is full of food nothing to eat
Kevin
Played a video game Didn't like the ending
The water dispenser to my fridge broke now i have no source of water
started to record my fave death cab song at their concert the song ends
I thought I was original  But There's 2nd worLd problems
Cut finger at work can only find large band-aids
No XBOX NO PARTY
It's my birthday  No one is here to not have sex
downloaded new songs to itunes left house without syncing ipod
volunteer work early in the morning HASN'T SHOWERED IN 3 DAYS
house full of food no pop tarts  only hungry for pop tarts
No one liked my status update now i look like a loser
Woke up from Barking dog Have nothing to do this early
I ordered pancakes they forgot the whipped cream
i tried to commit sucide five times  they keep saving me:(
My cleaning lady can't afford to fix my bong she broke
Mom got me an iPad It's Refurbished
my new post doesnt get upvotes right away destined to never be seen
Computer game crashes again and again Has to play the level for the 4th time
memes are so  unoriginal
Found an orange rupee on zelda wallet is full
did they even consider that maybe i don't like saabs
EI arvosteta  toisen varallisuutta
DVD collection outdated  have to convert to bluray
Can't choose a band name we're all going to die
Can't find Matching socks
Waited ages for mailman my package didn't arrive
Wanted your number no i don't dare to talk.
Went to my black friends house The have no Mrs. dash
Went to my black friends house for dinner They have no Mrs. dash
I'M TOO FULL TO GET UP FOR SECONDS
i gave every girl in a 50 mile radius of me 5 stars on okcupid... ...and only the ugly ones replied
Wanted to fap in the morning Room is too bright and sees own relfection in monitor
Told lady at McDonald's I didn't want fries they gave them to me anyways
tap water? What am i
Copied swett's dream team scored below 1000
BOUGHT NEW IPAD CAN'T VIEW PENGUIN CAM ON IT
my smoothie is too thick
Goes to throw wrapper away accidentally throw away food
I have a current event due next period and my teacher won't let me go to the library during his class
WAnted kebabs today no one to go with
the one time i pack lunch
Didn't get straight a's 1 b+
diablo 3 release date announced nothing exciting will be on twitter for 2 months
I want karma but my store only has normal bananas
PRemiership odds released Geelong not favourites
Sitting behind goals Get hit by the ball
Tells people to stop sending farmville requests They keep going.
so poor have to shop at save alot
tHAT SPOONFULL DIDN'T HAVE ANY MARSHMELLOWS ON IT
i dropped my cookie in my hot chocolate cup
New facebook notification only a game invite
done chewing this gum but i need to chew another one to get rid of this one
bought a pop for $1.75 got a $36 overdraft fee
If I put my Phone on Silent mode
I wanted a vintage volkswagon beetle dad bought me a 2008
done with chewing this gum but i need to chew another one to get rid of this one
Sat down to watch tv forgot to bring remote
I don't know how I'm going to upload all these photos... from my 10 day trip to paris...
Had finished wiping realized I wasn't finished pooping
Job puts me up in a hotel for a week No connectors on tv for my ps3
I made a meme page now i have to deal with trolls
multiple parties this weekend can only go to one
mom bought me pokemon leaf green i wanted pokemon emerald
i want to get the new ipad on launch day but i have to wait a couple weeks instead
sat down to watch tv forgot to bring remote
My friends have never seen a gay  and they think i'm one because i'm educated
I Had a cold now i've seen it all
He just installed league Now sammy Has to download patch
The patch was at 74% Then it went to 73%
I made mac'n'cheese it was watery
im so fuicking pissed!!!!!! my mom only gave me $50
Dropped iPhone Now The screen is cracked
Writing a resume is hard on a 52 inch monitor
I went jogging yesterday Now my legs are too sore to stand up
burned a cd for my car it was the wrong ALBUM
I want to learn finnish but its so difficult
had to buy my 55' lcd at wal-mart
tried being an activist HARASSED off of facebook
i don't think i can go on any longer... snooki is pregant...
Ordered a ten piece mcnugget only got nine
kettle's just boiled no milk
5 Facebook Notifications 5 invites to church
My girlfriend baked a cake and washed the bowl before I could lick it
Wake up thinking its saturday It's friday
waiting for those new shoes you've been wanting for months Employee: Sorry we only have size 3 1/2 and size 4
wanted to fap had to update flash player
Broke ipod touch has to use original ipod
mr mitchell said we could park in the school car park but mr oswald says we cant
i finally played battlefield it is better...
Chats to girls on myspace and Never gets any
I tried watching nascar but juan montoya blew it up
Battery on Tablet Died before I finished Fapping
wENT TO GRAB AN ORANGE CREAM gOT A MONTE CARLO INSTEAD
i was never allowed a racecar bed
keiner will mich ficken.
i would be more apathetic if i was less lathargic
visits new york they don't do fanta
Just got a dx11 GPU now i have to play all those dx11 games all over again
makes tea round. no milk.     goes to shop for milk. gets back. tea cold.
washed hands still have to touch toilet door handle on way out
new job. first day. realise i've set alarm    for pm not am
in so much pain from carrying my &#163;2000 laptop arround
So many delicious keto options Sick of cooking
THIS WEEK ISN't a flex week
Went to vending machine Doesn't take twenties
traded in ps2 for ps3 can't play my old ps2 games
wanted to fap but only had dakota fanning's issue of cosmo
Depression hurts Cymbalta can help
just Got a DX11 GPU have to play DX11 Titles all over again
I let my Tesla completely discharge now i have to drive my porsche around town
I want to watch a movie but it isn't available instantly
Listening to music on Spotify There was an advert
Left a participle dangling
they changed  facebook again
Soda ordered was correct
Wanted to watch Borderlands 2 trailer It's not available on mobile devices
couldnt do dips goes home
I have beenn told my degree in subaltern studies is worthless lets call for a general strike!!!
I poured my cereal into the bowl without checking if we had milk we didn't
no bubbles in the soda cup
App crashes when you load it up
caught herpes from a celebutante
Phone's OS is outta date
You didn't like your appetizer
Sneezes Nobody says bless you
Posted something on facebook writted wrong a word
phone broke now i can't check facebook
ordered pizza took 31 minutes to arrive
the kids in africa don't have to experience the horrors of having internet PRIVILEGEs taken
bought a cappuccino they put chocolate sprinkles on without asking
minecraft just isnt the same
I generated a meme but no one liked it
too hot under blankets too cold to take one off
My computer told me I had a friend request That I had already accepted on my phone
J'veux aller dans la salle de l'ASSo charles est en cours
accidentally deleted my farmville account  had to start from scratch
made my first tweet today forgot to use a hashtag
Find a good tumblr theme it's premium
Defeated boss Forgot to pick up heart container
Make a joke and I will sigh you will laugh and I will cry
I WANT RED VELVET CAKE BUT I'M ON A DIET FOR MY PARIS TRIP
I had 5 notifications today they were all events
I forgot my password to bebo
This Creeper won't die
it's not funny.... when i lose at fifa
i wanted a big mac.. breakfast started @ 3am
aaargh wtf?!? my iphone battery died before sunset
Wants to be a vegetarian can't has cheezburger!
I WANTED TO PLAY A GAME BUT THE SERVER NEEDED TO UPDATE
went to dentist's office couldn't eat for 30 minutes afterward
my pants pushed my balls back up into my abdomen. they just dropped.
Rejected from grad school work for microsoft instead of google
favorite contestant on american idol just got eliminated
I wanted cookies but the vending machine wouldn't take my dollar
Ordered kids meal  no toy
Wants to play games on school computers they're too old
got new shoes for christmas they were british knights converse coppies
took a handfull of jelly beans didn't get any red ones
Mass Effect 3 Demo is released homework is due tomrrow
Listened to tpc's new stuff wasn't exactly the same
need a drink  just brushed my teeth
has shin splints cant run for a week
they're showing the game in  medium definition
tried to turn up the volume at a good part accidently restarted the song
ordered delicious food too hot to eat right away
downloaded a japanese movie No subtitles available
Swiped screen to close program on my laptop
The tea was too hot so i used some extra milk but then it was too cold
Went to supermarket Out of arborio rice
I wanted to eat cookies there were only 4 left
Wants to eat  whopper but the only burger joint nearby is wendy's
Gets ready for question... STation goes to commercial
i'm so hungry and has no more pizza in the fridge
I have to wake up before 7 am to work out with todd
I'M HUNGRY but don't want to walk to the kitchen
I bring my backpack to true grits just to fit in
mom. you know i don't like eggs
poured bowl of cereal not enough milk for proper ratio
I wanted to make hard boiled eggs but they were soft
Wants to drop out of college and be a librarian
frustrated by indifferent ignorance spam memegenerator with subtle messages
Made a new Email Address Got Spammed
GOES tO UNION SQUARE REMEMBERS ITS EVENT NIGHT
scans card at connection cafe realizes urgent need to pee
Have like 30 tabs open in browser music suddenly starts playing
Shadow of israphel never updates
Slate Permutate Only generates 3 schedule options
went to hot topic...... forgets to bring wallet
Tried to make outlook meeting sent too many invites
only 40' tv on superbowl sunday
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download 5 minutes away from finishing interrupted
download 5 minutes away from finishing interrupted
Need a pair of socks Can't find any that match
Gets Antidepressant treatment forgets whether took the pill today or not
I forgot to get a quest for mirebound forest now i have to go back
Finishes test early has to wait another hour for everyone else to finish
I said white people have no right to America and he asked why I hadn't left
believed in the lord the lord didn't believe in me
need 70 euro atm only gives multiples of 20
IT'S SNOWING AND OUR BUILDING HAS A FIRE DRILL
asked for bagel toasted with light cream cheese got regular cream cheese spread lightly
papercut
has ipad mum wont get me an ipad 2
ordered a dvb-c stick heared nothing from shop after payment
FINALITY gets a girls number didn't save it.
I ASKED MOM FOR POPTARTS SHE GETS ME INSTANT BREAKFAST
someone replied to my comment on youtube can't remember what i said...
Dominos Pizza Tracker isn't working Don't know when to put pants on
Client Wont Advertise Their Brand My ROI is Shot
CAN'T GO UP CITY EVERY SATURDAY complain on facebook
Didn't judge amount correctly not enough milk for cereal
*sob*...my parents made me breakfast... no one understands me
This is your problem if U TH1NK DIZ IZ KOOL
Working from home Laptop screen is less than 23'' 1080P
20 minutes left and no bacon Shaking with rage
haven't seen a new fwp meme since this morning
take a dump Then realize there's no more toilet paper
Goes to restroom forgets smart phone
My favorite pen ran out of ink
Too much homework tonight Can't play skyrim
coach showed me how to shower now i dress like a girl
actually really good at sports but can't stand up in tight pants
Wanted to have hot dogs for dinner had to settle for steak instead
I wanted to use namE: Chuck Norris Someone else has aLready taken it
WANTED TO SEE THE NEXT CONTENT CLICKED RANDOM
laptop is dying the charger is in the other room
The wonder bread was wrapped twice Time Consuming
was dtf took arrow to the knee
future is bright can't find shades
pants too tight can't fap
why would you give me swiss cheese mom you know I only like American
Got five games for christmas can't decide which to play first
Prestiged in modern warfare lost all my weapons
Got clothes out of dryer They're all inside out
I wish my grass was emo then it would cut itself
hands numb from the cold touchscreen doesn't work with gloves
No desk in class  have to sit on floor
No network signal I'm all alone
so much food nothing to eat
I asked for vanilla they gave me chocolate
just did my paper round didn't get a thank you
Megavideo wasnt working then i found out the fbi shut it down
that's how i beat shaq is stuck in my head
Spotify does not work in my country Need to use last fm
Almost done the internet Still got 2 hours of work left
one of my headphones won't work unless i hold it in a certain place
safari wasn't responding I had to force quit
HId your weed  Forgot where it was..
i tried to take a picture with my cell phone 'battery life too low'
pour bowl of cereal out of milk
That's not the thing I was curious about
Over 300 channels nothing is on
Dub enough for you?
Cant' clean can't get out of bed
uses chrome address bar to search returns results from yahoo search
Someone used my comb left hair on it
Sent out a lof of emails no replies
Got a new laptop  Google Chrome didn't sync old bookmarks
Reading meme reads bottom first
Couldn't remember if i switched off the heater CBA to get out off bed to check
drank the rest of the chocolate milk last night
looked at reddit too much now i have nothing to look at during class
Cliffhanger on 'lost' Have to press next episode on netflix
my mom is on the computer i forgot to delete the history
Puts A LOT OF GUM IN MOUTH Gets called down for dinner
found weed in my room have to go to THERAPY
i am a clicker on wow
my Mom took the lexus today so i had to drive the audi
Funfetti icing jar in the fridge is unopened if i open it my parents will know i ate out it.
Spent all night making a Mii looks nothing like me
my macbook is only 13 inches
Friend starts using facebook timeline don't understand it
Signed up FOR HULU PLUS JUSTIFIED NOT AVAILABLE
WORE GLASSES BECAUSE THE COMPUTER WAS GIVING ME A HEADACHE COULDN'T ENJOY HOT DRINK BECAUSE THE LENSES KEPT STEAMING UP
someone called me ugly once
wouldn't life be perfect if i didnt have all these first world problems?
WE'RE OUT OF FUM&#201;E DE SEL
Server done crashing no one online
Hot Weather No Fan Or Aircon
if hipsters are not mainstream
Got To Tube Station Train Just Leaving
I found a penny... but nothing is that cheap!
The train was crowded and the bus was late
Get drunk at airport bar Can't go out for a Cigarette
warm up soup the bowl is hot but the soup's still cold
We were all out of bottle water So I had to drink faucet water
i was dancing to skrillex in MY polar bear onesies then i had to pee.
WaNted to go back on reddit Accidentally pressed 'x'
ask mom for iphone she bought android
Listen to vinyl can't scrobble
I accidentally smeared some brie on my duck liver pate
I tried to tell them that I procrastinated but my hashtag was too long
ASKS FOR A black iphone gets a whte one
THE DAY I GO TO MAKE A SALAD THE SALAD BAR IS CLOSED
My 2012 bmw m5 is too quiet need bmw active sound design to play engine noise in the cabin
ski instructor took my pass
Bought second video card for better performance Doesn't fit in PC case
Didnt get bmoc/ebenzer worst christmas evar
wants to post no bra january picture realizes father is addicted to 9gag
my phone froze and my alarm didn't go off I lost my holiday pay
Have a pimple proactiv doesn't work
in need of munchies nowhere's open for delivery
LOADED COOL VIDEO HAD TO BUFFER FOR 15 SECONDS
If i play my keyboard now
i hate cucumber on my burger
that television isn't hd
m yfantasy team lost this week
I love the shit out of star wars new star was game is an mmo
My hd-tv is too big for my small room
ran out of milk before i ran out of cookies
my hot chocolate is too hot
buy base version of bugatti veyron be ignored by hot chicks
Read too much manga read comics backwards
mom's cleaning my room now i have to wait to play sims 3
I don't want to drink out of the carton but i dont want to get a glass
Stupid Americans Have 4G i have to wait till 2014
My ipad battery died and i lost my charger
my parents got me an iphone 4 for christmas what am i gonna tell my friends...
Taken to fancy restaurant by millionaire boyfriend Had to wait for fifteen minutes to be seated
went to go throw dirt block in lava scrolled to far and threw in diamond...
BOXING DAY HAS NOTHING TO BUY
rumors say Ipad3 coming in march i just bought ipad2
facebook design changes
tried facebook timeline looks like myspace
Wanted to buy justin beiber doll today accessories are sold out.
freshman at college missed the first party
made a good guy greg meme realized it would have been funnier as good guy jesus
Wants Ramen only has beef flavor
Didn't get iphone christmas ruined forever
I'm starving too stoned to go to the store
got passion in my pants afraid to show it
got passion in my pants afraid to show it
sexy triangle ships otp no one knows what that means
My Wallet is Poor... ...Ly fabricated. Too Small for wad of cash
my mission in skyrim is bugged
LOVE cHRISTMAS Dinner Can't finish third helping
going on tropical vacation have to wake up at 4am
I got in bed under the covers but i left the light on
I Got a blue 3ds for christmas but I wanted red
This download is less than 1mb/s
Chipotle Was out of cheese
no one has most popular meme of the hour it's 10:40
I ASKED FOR LEGO THEY GAVE ME MEGABLOCKS
Tired Stealing WIFI from neighbor They had password
Girlfriend broke up with me VIA New BF's Xbox live
shaved beard forgot it was november
Buy top end graphics card doesnt fit into top end case
Knowing sweatshop kids made my clothes makes me feel bad. What did I do to them
Had a new follower on twitter but they only wanted to offer me an iphone
can't remember if i locked the car have to go back and check
I had a good hair day until it rained and my hair was ruined
I tried to steal a care package but it was an AIRDROP TRAP
internet is down my farmville blueberries are gonna die
Cant play star wars: The Old republic the servers are getting crowded
awesome post on Tumblr no reblogs
dont know  what meme should be about
Got upgraded to business class for free airline doesn't have a lounge
youtube has a new layout it sucks
Been in shower for 30 minutes waters lukewarm :(
cAN'T FIND IU ON SPOTIFY HAS TO LISTEN ON YOUTUBE
I run a very important open source news rss aggregator i have no ssh access
Flying to Vermont for Christmas and Black Car service can't take me to my chalet
Favorite channel is fuzzy Can't call cable company because cable guy hooked it up for free
live in norway can't buy butter
MY BANanas I can never eat them fast enough
Ive become too good at monopoly
I closed the browser without signing in No my Itams won't be saved in my shopping basket
huge chunk of tomato in the middle of my spaghetti
Excited to watch favorite show recorded on dv-r last two mins are cut off
FACEBOOK TIMELINE
play fifa 12 match in the snow difficulty seeing ball causes your team to lose
goes to facebook Game Haven't received a new episode yet...
Eating a whole bag of salt and vinegar chips forgot to buy the drink
ate too much at the buffet now my tummy hurts
I'm so hungry but there's nothing good in the fridge
got grandma's Christmas presents Day after christmas
i was diagnosed with... CONSTIPATION
I can't quest as tank queues are too fast
I HAVE TO FLY CROSS COUNTRY TO KEEP MY ELITE STATUS
None of my friends can hangout because they are studying for finals But I'm already done with mine
today's 10 cent android apps aren't any good
iPHONE BATTERY IS AT 10% ITS 5 IN THE AFTERNOON
chose to try online gambling and got myself addicted sued government for not banning online gambling
this game is so addictive but it eats so much smartphone battery :
asked for a wii for christmas instead of a xbox 360
Have to take a shit bathroom is downstairs
Too cold to longboard no snow to snowboard
Eating donut. Accidentally bites napkin.
used to troll the shit out of people then took an arrow to the knee
TOOK UNCRUSTABLE OUT OF FREEZER HAVE TO WAIT AN HOUR TO EAT
OH NO MY PEN RAN OUT OF INK NOW I HAVE TO USE A THICK TIPPED PEN
Bachelor of Journalism The only bj you'll be getting
ran out of episodes of 'how i met your mother' to watch on  netflix
IT'S FALL AGAIN TOO MANY GREAT GAMES COMING OUT
action news steals stories from phillyburbs
asked for an xbox 360 mom said only if we sell my ps3
couldn't find indie hipster coffee shop on road trip had to drive through starbucks
mike mangini portnoy was cooler
Went out adventuring forgot kneepads
fOUND A WALLET ON FLOOR -EMPTY-
forgot iphone at home couldn't check in on foursquare no longer mayor of sushitown
food in microwave ready  stubs toe on door
fIRST WORLD PROBLEM rEBECCA bLACK
I wanted to go to the Global warming protest My stupid parents forgot to gas up the hummer.
Stupid foster kids win the poetry contest every year. wish *i* could be disaffected..
Can't find any opponents on page two
pours cereal and milk into bowl
i'm bisexual but nobody cares
Play d3 beta or study for finals
Hurricane Bawbag hits power down for 1 hour
ALL MY FRIENDS HAVE AN IPHONE 4S i ONLY HAVE AN IPHONE 4
reddit is down have no excuse not to study
i asked for hot sauce i looked in the bag
OP didn't underline mistake have to read whole article
Posted a comment Forgot to include meme
A bird shit on my salmon colored dress shirt
ASBESTOS DOWN THE HALL THEY'RE REMOVING IT
SpillS sauce on northface jacket
Switched browsers now i don't know which reddit links i've already visited
IF I KIll myself
If i kill myself
ordered my CD's two days ago I still don't have them yet
go to browse reddit on lunchbreak at work reddit is under heavy load
Doorbell rings only one in the house
I have too much Stuff And Organizing it is making me Anxious
Husband gets us stationed on opposite side of the country They don't sell my favorite brand of potato chips
I got complex answers using the minus 'b' formula in a mechanics question
I have to practice  BY RUNNING MY 1000 DOLLAR START INTO A PREAMP INTO GARAGEBAND SO MY LITTLE BROTHER CAN SLEEP
I have 10+ active torrents web browsing is unbearably slow
nevermind we will get you out of those skinny jeans
watching great movie on TV so many commercial breaks
IT's been 2 days and no one has reBLOGGED me
Infomercial no remote
Tried to add related task in redmine cannot do because it's in different project
too many Band shirts Don't know what to wear for facebook picture
scene kids are a bunch of mean kids
I have to go to the bathroom but i don't want to put on pants to walk down the hall
Skyrim character died Hadn't saved for ten minutes
Missed the playoffs in 1 out of 3 leagues
Had to use another piece of paper to complete one problem on my calculus homework
teacher took my cell how will i know where my friends are having lunch?
got a carton of ribena... no straw
Out of coins in Mario Party  Spent them all on stars
i clicked the scroll wheel to close to the top now i scroll so slow
dad's in the hospital have to take the bus
Already have everything i want cant decide what to get for christmas
I put too much weed in my grinder now it won't budge
I want to play skyrim in my room but the tv there isn't hd
the cleaning lady keeps ignoring my notes to leave my favourite mug on my desk have to hide it every night before I leave work
I only have 10gb of ram because my giant cpu heat sink blocks my last dimm slot
CAn't see xkcd mouseover with iPad Don't Get joke
i died on the last level of shinobi
Took a hot shower this morning got soap in my mouth and it tasted awful
I FINALLY BOUGHT MW3 WHY DON'T I LIKE VIDEO GAMES?
GOT TATTOOED FOR 6 HOURS YESTERDAY TOO TIRED TO SNOWBOARD TODAY
Waited 38 Hours in line outside for Black friday deals was 1st 'not' to get 55' LCD 3d HDTV
HAND-ME-DOWN HDTV ONLY COMPONENT; NO HDMI
wanted to check 9gag iphone battery died
MY NEW INTERNET IS NOT WIRELESS
Waited 38 Hours for Black friday deals was 1st 'not' to get 55' LCD 3d HDTV
WHY!?!? Can't i get into dubstep?
2 page limit exam writes 4 pages
I didn't finish no shave noVember why is life so hard
I want to eat thanksgiving leftovers but all the forks are in the dishwasher
If Heart break Is a fashion I guess I'm in style
TRY TO MAKE A DEPRESSING FACEBOOK STATUS NOBODY COMMENTED.
my new microwave doesn't have a popcorn setting
wake up in the morning only one tea bag left
when i wear my fingerless gloves i can't fit my hands in the pockets of my skinny jeans
i really need to pee but  i don't want to lose my spot
asked mom to bring home mountain dew she brought diet
tried to win adidas shoes ben won instead
HANGOVER 2 IS SHIT AND NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
FROnt seat or back seat? Which seat can i take??!?!?
I forgot to Send my mom my christmas list now she'll just have to guess what I want
Wake up in the middle of the night Covers at the bottom of the bed
Just used my last pandora skip for the hour the next song is even worse
I brushed my teeth and cleared my throat my mouth still feels like my heart
finally gets all specialist perks bonus dies instantly
Wanted a drink  but coke on the other side of bed
i wanted to text my girlfriend that i loved her but my cellphone died before i could
Fap Accidentally get some on shirt
bit my lip
bought a ounce of dank   didnt realize it was corn
shaves legs gets cold and hair grows back
it's 3pm  AND THE OFFICE MANAGER ONLY JUST PUT BEER IN THE FREE BEER FRIDGE
I want to drink my orange juice but I just brushed my teeth
My  chocolate  scone  had  too  few  chocolates. someone's losing their job.
I can't be asked to give any effort
I've contracted multiple diseases
I misclicked the Middle mouse On a link Now it SCROLLED the page.
Meant to split a classic gobbler With husband Ordered two by mistake.           Now what????
99% done a major essay due tomorrow power goes out and i forgot to save
azn tells you to text her stops texting you after 3 texts
I wish my comment karma was my link karma
My parents died I never told them i hated them
hockey match on my b'day And i don't get to see it...
Went over to a friend's house her dad made chop wood and vacuum
sleepy after a large meal the washing up beckons
I don't have enough quarters to dry my clothes Now i have to hang dr them
I thought my cat was the cutest ever But then I saw that one on reddit
Visit reddit on a public computer now i have no idea what links i've already seen
Preorders Skyrim HDMI Shorts out
Remembers to fastforward past commercials after being too distracted by cellphone was the last commercial
Pokemon wouldnt let me name my bulbasaur Leaf Erikson
huge snowstorm
Get payed >150k to do nothing I'm so bored
my pants got wet in the rain now it's not cozy to sit on couch
All inter fans gather together to watch thier team inter loses
Game needs to patch takes more than an hour
dad borrows my car and messes up drivers seat position
i bought my macbook pro a week before the new models came out
beavis and butthead is on I dont have mtv
i told him i wana wait but he said com'on everyones doing it
HI IM THOMAS... AND AM CURRENTLY UNDER SUICIDE WATCH...
I'M REALLY HUNGRY
'I've got the keys!' ...they were to the wrong car
Handed out two Resumes No phone calls
I wanted a macbook But had to get a PC instead
with my jacket on im too hot with it off my amrs are cold
I don't know which smartphone to choose First World Problems
forgot to clear history before taking computer to staples
My show keeps stopping  to buffer
I forgot my network  password
i ate dinner alone...
imperial guard caught me stealing resisted arrest by accident
my ear itches but i don't want to take my turtle beaches off
hungry make too much food
i wish i wasn't such a freak about odd numbers 16 is too cold & 18 is too hot
I want to get comfy but all my leisures are in the wash
wants more karma can't find any stray cats
played starcraft II 1v1 lost
The Ginger  Just touched my happy dragon roll
Wanted to watch 1 more youtube video before bed wtf its morning
I went to a prestigious Ivy league university for four years on government loans  now they're making me pay off my loans
only needed 3 sheets of toilet paper pulled 4 by mistake
people keep using group chat its really annoying
Typing captcha's getting harder... everyday
R.I.M. fails in europe feel insecure because i might be getting emails i won't answer immediately
hyperbold and a half still hasn't made a new post
netflix
Had the BF3 beta and forgot to play
Wrote message to ex boyfriend hit wrong button
read about third world problems bummer day
basketball is in a lockout and baseball season is almost over I'm not a fan of football
wore my Chive shirt to the bar Nobody told me to chive on
steve jobs died actually feels sad about it
MAKE EPIC HOUSE IN MINECRAFT COMPUTER CRASHES
bought seedless grapes  ate one with seeds in it
Relate to forever alone cut my wrists
tevo cut out
played on farmville too much got carpal tunnel syndrome
someone flushed the toilet scalding hot shower
I have no pocket in which to put my ipod touch when i lounge around in my underwear
No longer allowed to game in web and print now i have to actually work in class
power went out can't tell which breaker to flip
shower at the gym? or ride home sweaty?
gets hit by car sees a bright light second car
RINGTONE GOES OF AT FUNERAL HIGHWAY TO HELL
HOME SCHOOL STILL GETS BULLIED
SETS PASSWORD AS 'MYDICK' PASSWORD TOO SHORT
LANDS ON THE MOON GETS A PARKING TICKET
FINALLY TOUCHES BREAST KFC CHICKEN
Does epic drum solo while driving sets off airbag
ADDS DAD on facebook declined
Tries to silent fart in class shits
PHONE GOES OFF AT FUNERAL  'STAYING ALIVE'
FINALLY PICKED TO BE ON A TEAM HUNGER GAMES
GOES TO 24 HOUR MCDONALDS CLOSED
wears condom during sex gets pregnant
finally loses virginity raped in prison
GETS DOLL FOR CHRISTMAS CHUCKY
learns to speak spanish forgets how to speak english
invents world's funniest joke shares it with dane cook
THROWS ROCK AT GROUND MISSES
SMOKES pot dies
gets in van no candy
Zombie apocalypse chased by usain bolt zombie
pokes a girl on facebook Arrested for sexual assault
gets a checkup with male doctor has an erection
SELF EMPLOYED GETS FIRED
mitt romney
MAKES BAD LUCK BRIAN MEME GETS NO LIKES
WATCHES PORNO SEES HIS MUM
gets bit by radioactive spider dies
BRINGS 99 CENTS TO THE DOLLAR STORE
TELLS GIRL HOW TO BLOCK A PHONE NUMBER 'CONTACT NO LONGER AVAILABLE'
tells a your mom joke kids mom died last night
ASKS TO GO TO A 50 CENT CONCERT  DAD GIVES HIM A DOLLAR
Buys a solar charger realizes he lives in holland
WISHES ON A SHOOTING STAR GETS KILLED BY ASTEROID
COME AT ME BRO BROTHER EJACULATES ON HIM
Eats alphabet soup chokes on the d
Plays skyrim Not dragonborn
Has 3some with annoying Facebook giRl & musically oblivious 8th grader He is the woman
Takes embarrassing school photo. Becomes social network sensation.
POKED HOLES IN FRIENDS CONDOMS MUM GOT PREGNANT
HAS AN IMAGINARY GIRLFRIEND  GETS DUMPED
Dies In A Video Game. Fifa.
runs first marathon after years of training boston
has an erection in class 'Brian
knows the answer to the universe forgets the question
Looks on the bright side goes blind
loses virginity to toni luthro... gets aids and dies.
shoots himself regenerates
GETS FIRST BONER IN MENS LOCKER ROOM
becomes a fan of journey band tells him to stop believing
Pees on pregnancy test pregnant
bowls with two hands gutterball
drinks a beer to be chilled for sex to drunk for an errection
find and return lost wallet get arrested for PICKPOCKETING
opens christmas card from grandma anthrax
DAWSON HITS PUBERTY PUBERTY HITS HIM BACK
HE'S DYING  24 HOUR HOSPITAL IS CLOSED
ignores chain mail all family dies.
Hits on girl on omegle FBI agent
makes a girl laugh by asking her out
been holding fart at work for three hours finally gets bathroom break and fart won't come out
Gets job on top gear american top gear
Throws Master Ball Fails
European Experience like in the movies Hostel
wins lottery military draft
Gets xbox 360 xbox one gets released the next day
LAST DAY OF SCHOOL  SCHOOL SHOOTING !!
USES SELF DESTRUCT LAST POKEMON
Visits moon Starts a Forestfire
I Have a friend skypes echo/sound test service
threesome gets nailed
finally has sex for the first time aids
TrieS to impress a girl She geTs taken bY slenderman
Joins winning Side still loses
Shits no toilet paper
LOVES HIS GIRLFRIEND MORE EVERY DAY SHE LOVES HIM LESS AND LESS
KISSES GIRL TELLS THE BOY SHE LIKES
IGNORES A DEATH THREAT CHAIN MESSAGE GETS KILLED
Turns on blender Gets sued by sKrillex for copyWrite violations
GETS HOME SCHOOLED  STILL GETS BULLIED
FIRST TIME PRANK CALLING  CALLS NORTH KOREA AND FBI SHOWS UP AT HIS DOOR
makes unfunny     wonka meme gets carried off by     oompa loompa
Enters karaoke contest busta rhymes song
loses virginity giovanna plowman
not a screw up just unlucky
calls for an ambulance... ...it runs him over.
FINALLY LOSES VIRGINITY GETS AIDS
does collaborative media on his own
eats lunch at k-mart snack bar on business trip fired for expense account abuse
Has a Mac Gets a virus
plays mw3 gets drafted
plays skyrim not dragonborn
Wins raffle Hunger games
Gets car for graduation  Christine
first time on top of a skyscraper 9/11
WRITES AN ESSAY FOR A FRIEND FRIEND DIES
GOES OUT TO PLAY IN THE SNOW burns
goes to haunted house gets dragged down hallway
Plans school massacre Forgets to bring ammo
Goes to sleep Never wakes up
had 4 different stds from the same toilet seat
Gettin' Blown in my mind
has plastic surgery to look handsome this is the 'after' picture
fishes with a cane pole and minnows catches yard long cottonmouth
Pokes holes in friends condoms MOM GETS pREGNANT
HIRES STRIPPER  TURNS OUT TO BE HIS MUM
Flirts with random hot girl that came into his restaurant has same last name
TRIES TO FART QUIETLY SHITS.
BUYS PLANE TICKET PUT IN CARGO BAY.
GETS A BIRTHDAY 1ST PRESENT  IT'S A BOMB
travels back in time lands on jfk's seat
Does best not to step on a crack Mother's back breaks anyway
Mum removes quilt Morning glory
fb page gets to 1m likes gets hijacked
has a threesome spit roasted by 2 ladyboys
Gets in a fight  Chuck norrIs
is in azkaban drops the soap
first international flight... oceanic 815
MAKES JOKE ABOUT LONG hair sardar sues him
Smokes Pot Gets stoned by village people
BECOMES PROSECUTOR FIRST DEFENDant
gets balled out at starbucks for asking for whipped cream on his mocha because it already comes with it gets his mocha...no whipped cream
put anti cheat on his server get kicked and banned on his own server
gets entered into a boxing match comes third
Never used internet on his brand new laptop got 238942467 viruses after one week
looking for correct information about a topic asks the question on facebook
Installs Pacsoft for all Users till 2am New Version within a few hours
Free sex with a prostitute  Catches Chlamydia
expert in all martial arts
haralomshalimsky hakaback as far as i know this is no language
gets invited to african spelling bee
finally gets laid finds out she has aids and hepatitis C
Gets tattooed Is allergic to the ink
gets up early for school SATURDAY
PLays dark souls 2 Turns to hollow at lvl 10
tries to silent fart in class poops his pants
wakes up from a 5 years coma zombie apocalypse.
Got something positive Hiv test
Does the one two step breaks both feet.
finally decides to conquer fear of flying flight mh 370
makes hilarious meme  someone copies it and gets more upvotes
finally has a chance to sneak a fart shart
Jonas plays Skyrim not a dragonborn
Nagyon j&#243;l aludtam Reggel ny&#225;lban bredtem
Finally gets  in Titanfall Beta Servers go down
Plays flappy bird Commits suicide
Gets hit on for the first time in his life By a homeless begar
Finally gets his name in the newspaper obituary
Picked upset to beat wichita state cal poly
πινει π?ωτη φο?α τσια?ο παθενει 3 ειδη κα?κινου
finally gets to the promised land gets exhiled
enjoying a scenic drive in the rockies brakes fail
BUYS A VTEC DOESNT KICK IN
first time sex what kind of sorcery is this?
Trolo
Last name's hammer Gets hammered on social network site
INDA
Lagi fap fap mau keluar Dikejutin sama Pop Mie
DEADLIFTS DIES IN LIFT
makes picture black and white rasist
3 year coupon to the cheesecake factory expired
conhece uma gaja que o quer comer a tania
buys a gun off the wall AND GETS DOWN...
Thinks he pulled has boyfriend
pergi ke warnet mau main  eh malah mati lampu
GURU UDAH MASUK MASIH MAIN HP & LAPTOP 9g
sale a cazar mobs por primera vez
said he he's good at lol  only play darius
CONSIGUE TENER UNA RELACION CONSTANTE  SE LA DERIVAN
Spends $50k on a new 4wd. still overtaken by cyclists in peak-hour
tugas menumpuk padahal sedang libur guru
drinks tall bold in cafe
PETS DOG GETS ATTACKED
INVITED TO PROM BY SCHOOL BEAUTY QUEEN JUMPED OFF BRIDGE TO BECOME A FAGGOT
Just bought twisted fate going to be nerfed in the patch 3.7
TRIES TO CHEAT DURING A TEST GETS CAUGHT
WINNING 14-0 IN THE 3RD ROUND GETS PINNED WITH 10 SECONDS LEFT
Through on goal pulls hamstring
RUNS AWAY FROM SYRIAN VIOLENCE  CATCHES CAN TO SAIDA
GETS THE HIGHEST SCORE IN MATHS GETS THE LOWEST IN MEDIA
Goes To check out library book DepoRted by principal
WINS BIG THE FILM
PLAYS MINECRAFT FOR FIRST TIME HEROBRINE HAS JOINED THE GAME
FINALLY GETS A HIGH-SCORE IN A SPORT GOLF
plays cq for the first time gets stuck in cm port with exxy
gets allergies dies
babysits at kids party loses virginity and gang raped
CHECKS MOST POPULAR LAST PLACE
Has the last school party on the 3rd of may yfu puts an obligatory orientation
DECIDES TO RUN IN A MARATHON GETS BLOWN UP
First punch DIES
WIFE WANTS THE D ......IVORCE
GETS IPHONE  DROPS AND BREAKS
TRIES TO HIT LUCIC YOU KNOW THE REST.
tries to squeeze out fart poops his pants
GETS THE BOMB IN SEARCH AND DESTROY GETS KILLED FOR PUTTING IN THE WRONG CODE
Doesn't sleepover Is late for church
swings at pinata kills grandma
ESTA BIEN DOTADO ES GAY
BAILA CON LOS TERRORISTAS  LO SECUESTRAN
GOES TO BUFFALO WILD WINGS  OUT OF WINGS
Goes to Comm Tower in Dead Space 3 Gets ass raped by 30 Necromorphs
They say love makes you feel like a teenager I usually feel like this guy
TRIES TO KILL HIMSELF Gets IMMORTALITY
SEINE ELTERN LASSEN SICH SCHEIDEN KEINER VON BEIDEN WILL IHN HABEN
Works at Little Caesars Learns how to make dough
Play League Has qxxck as adc
eu transo no  primeiro encontro!
Makes a tag called 'vampboy' on a public forum after the book 'vampire lestat' to appear cool and mysterious Gets called a 'gAY sparkly twilight fairy' by everyone THERE
takes client out to lunch doesn't get business out of it
thinks he's going on vacation gets send to afghanistan
Gets 2nd row seat at PyCon Behind Adria Richards
No luck with the ladies until becoming VSR
leaves computer logged on only wallpaper changed
Thinks he talking to a hot chick in a chatroom robot!
Psycho killer Qu'est-ce que c'est
goes out for chineese fortune cookie empty
Makes a house on minecraft a creeper breaks his door and explodes
Finally gets a friend ashley zuzga
first time touching a breast turns out to be a transvestite
Wins who wants to be a millionaire hyperinflation  overnight
Runs into red gyarados in lake of rage... isn't shiny
had played the most pvp games has lost all of them
finds shiny pokemon its bidoof
Goes to the all nighter Falls asleep
Drinks dr pepper worst happens
wSZED? NA GOCS.PL NIGDY WIĘCEJ NIE WYSZED? Z DOMU
Steps on a Lego Dies
BUYS AN AUDI A4
Creates harlem shake video sued by baauer

WHEN I LOOK AT YOU I SAY .....HI
Tries to brush his teeth  !!FAILED!!
PUT A RING ON HER CHAMPAGNE SHE CHOKES AND DIE
es aleman  los amigos lo matan a tiros
WINS A WEEK ALONE IN A PARADISE ISLAND ATLANTIDA
Wears perfume for first time gives self massive migraine
learns how to ride a bike forgets how to drive a car
find job in bad economy retail
Matt mitchell after he saw kansas' new basketball jerseys
Loves alphabet soup but chokes on the d
works out gets fat
BOOKS PLANE RIDE 9/11
I GOT MY BRACES OUT GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE
Gets braces teeth fall out
goes to hospital pronouced dead
Sleeps with professor gets the d
DANIEL KOPAN LIKES CREAM
likes 2 to 3 post got banned for 2 days
I LOVE MUMI
watches a harlem shake video suddenly discovers trap music
GBJVH FHVBH
DeusErgoVeritas i like slsk
BAD LUCK BRUCE LAUGHS AT HIS OWN JOKES NOBODY ELSE GIVES A SHIT
WATCHING EPL SUPPORT BARCA
WINS A TRIP TO AFRICA KIDNAPPED BY KONY
drinks beer for the first time expired
TOSAN AGREES TO MAKE EDDIE GLAD MAKES HIM HAPPy
Jessie and Biswa DOnt like Cinnamon key ingredient in curries
SCIAGAL SWOJ WELNIANY SWETER ZABIL GO PRAD
foat noch Schladming Zur WM Nimmt die stro&#223;n durch liezen
WINS THE LOTTERY LOSES THE TICKET
Starts lifting weights Gets arrested for defying laws of gravity
CALLS SELF OF SKYPE BUSY
FINALLY GETS SOMETHING POSITIVE IN HIS LIFE H.I.V
gives a ride to a girl she drives
wszedł w google dostał bana
BECOMES ADVENTURER TAKE ARROW TO THE KNEE
crashed his sister's slumber party  woke up the next morning with a sore ass
LIKES TO SWIM DROWNS
THROWS A PARTY DOESN'T GET INVITED

I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE WHO SUCKS THEIR BLOOD FROM A TAMPON
you want me to wear a condom? they are all too big for me
i don't need a condom because i don't have balls
who needs condoms when you ain't banging
actually comes to fix the lights arrested
smokes weed overdoses
Saves up money for car Gets a geo metro
FACE ONLY A MOTHER COULD LOVE TWO DADS
cracks back stephen hawking
FINALLY GETS A GIRLFRIEND  GIOVANNA PLOWMAN
goes to china for a vacation during maos rise to power
SURFS THE WEB  DROWNED
walks in the ghetto afraid of getting shot spontaneously combusts
HAS BRACE REMOVED GETS CANCER
pleased to know that the nhl lockout is over. bad luck brian lockout begins.
Popped the molly not sweating
Gets told he plays like peyton manning... in a playoff game.
WALKS HOME FROM SCHOOL  KIDNAPPED BY PEDOBEAR
HAS A OUL DOLL  TOWN BIKE
Grandfather Served in world War 2 hitler
ate sweets to be fat diabetes
Beat the coach Killed by soup
MAIA N PANINO CUN NUTELLA DVENTA HIGH
'ESCAPES THE TITANIC' HITS ANOTHER ICEBERG
RAIN
ringtone goes off at funeral 'highway to hell'
EATS ALPHABET SPAGETTI CHOKES ON THE D
gets married dies
gets offered scholarship by nick saban oversigns by 10 and gets cut
plays major role in undercover drug deal scratches chest and comments to dealers about 'itchy microphone'
Plays Halo 4 on Birthday Needs new TV
argue with a stranger happens to be a policeman
made a bad luck brain meme died from laughter
GOES TO BALTIMORE  IN A STEELERS JERSEY
Goes to penn state football camp gets raped by step dad a week after camp
pretends to have A REAL life
accepts any female challengers to fight with him. gina carano
ASK HER MOM IF SHE LOVES HIM AS A FRIEND.
VA EN EL BACHO 8  NO SABE CUAL ES EL DEPORTIVO MORELOS
Finaly goes to narnia the house sets on fire
MAKES IT INTO THE MLB GETS DRAFTED BY THE CUBS
SPRAYS WITH HKEI MISSES EVERY SHOT
bets against himself in fight arrested by undercover police sting operation
ohio etch a sketch museum earthquake hits
Person you had a crush on in high school sends you flirty facebook message account was hacked
Goes to party with sawageds Comes home dead
Meets Barack Obama gets slapped in face with chicken
first job as food delivery man tomislavs house
Has first wet dream Barney
DRESSES AS A COW FOR HALLOWEEN  SLAUGHTERHOUSE
IF YOU'RE OLLI WARRO YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
Smokes first cigarette gets cancer
GETS BANGED BY A GUN
finds penny heads up Canadian
2many bitches wana see this thug
finally gets to play  team is down 30
SNEEZES IN CLASS SHIT'S HIS PANT'S
CLIMBS MOUNT EVEREST Falls before he can tell anyone
BEATS GAME DOESN'T SAVE
Survives 2012 falls into a ring of fire
Goes to train at greg jackson's Wins fight by decision
ISIS
ACES 2 EXAMS  STILL FAILS
SURVIVES 2012 GETS HIT BY BUS
the bay city rollers dad
Tries to make an ugly sweater everyone thinks it's cute
perfects the half kid half chimp look and mails himself to neverland finds out micheal jackson is dead
offers to give transplant to save friends life friend rejects transplant choses death
Studies organic Chem all Day realizes he forgot about inorganic chem
goes to bay of pigs invasion fails
loses virginity sister gets pregnent
5 SECOND BOARD.. GATE DROPS! SHITS.
sex with rupert the bear was unbeleivable wrong color tarten
brian cuts slit in tarten rug apologies to granny
gets first job as a jew in auchwitz
SPENDS 30 MINUTES KILLING DRAGON IN SKYRIM WALKS OFF WITH LOOT
BUYS MINI WHEATS
gets first kill in a game russian roulette
gets first class seat on southwest
sMOKES HIS FIRST CIGARETTE HAS ASTHMA ATTACK AND DIES
PLANEAN LA POSADA E INVITADOS NO SABEN EN DONDE
Gets a Girlfriend Rebecca Black
SCHOOL SHOWERS JERRY SANDUSKY
Ask crush to go to the movies she says she'll bring her boyfriend
Girl sends nudes for one second
lost virginity to justin bieber
STANDS UP FARTS. SHITS. DIES
finally becomes a professional hockey player. nhl lockout indefinitely.
supports juventus no matter what. match fixing scandal every season.
PLAYS FIRST NBA GAME LOSES TO WIZARDS
first girlfriend pet cat
MASTURBATES GETS HAND PREGNANT
PUTS ON BRACES CAN'T AFFORD TO HAVE THEM REMOVED
goes on DRAGON den  gets fired
GOES TO DISNEY DREAMS DON'T COME TRUE
Yahoo chat regular
joins yahoo chat. becomes a regular for rpg1.
NOT ALL GIRLS SAY I'M UGLY MY MUM SAYS I'M BEAUTIFUL INSIDE
books a flight to athens. flown to a hen house.
HE FINALLY EATS TWINKY HOSTESS GOES OUT OF BUSINESS
POKES HOLE IN FRIENDS CONDOM SISTER GETS PREGNANT
first dream hell
POPS A MOLLY  DOESN'T SWEAT
Plays with premates still gets reported
Wins Raffle Hunger games
made a new friend cult leader
POOS IN HIS OWN PANTS
GETS A BLUE SHELL IN MARIO CART CURRENTLY IN 1ST PLACE
barely escapes a jungle teamfight Killed by satyr shockwave
lost his wallet got arrested for littering
does gangnam style dance breaks both legs
Is Told he is not ugly Just Kidding
NO answer  my ban appeal !!
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Lives in florida Tallahassee
FINDS CURE FOR CANCER  DIES FROM CANCER
VENDE EL PLAY STATION PARA COMPRARSE UN JUEGO...XD
killed by first date choked on the stone
Works 12 hours a day Still no ot
DOWNLOADING MOVIE WIFI
ASKS gf for pics she's actually a guy
masturbates in the toilet mom gets pregnant
masturbate first time gets hiv
go to another state to find hot girl love      dumped
GETS HIGH TEMPERATURE FREEZES
GETS HIGH TEMPERATURE FREEZES TO DEATH
FINDS A SOUTH KOREAN GIRL WHO LOVES HIM HAS TO BEAT HER DAD AT STARCRAFT FOR HIS PERMISSION
TRY'S TO SCORE OWN GOAL MISSES
THOUGHT THEY WERE HAVING A ROMANTIC DINNER REALLY HAVING ORAL SEX WAY CHRISSY HOLMES
THINK THEIR HAVING A ROMANTIC DINNER REALLY HAVING ORAL SEX WAY CHRISSY HOLMES
Opens pack with inform messi ea servers gone under maintenance
WINS CONCERT TICKETS  THE WIGGLES
GO TO HEAVEN  DIES
BECAME A MATHS TEACHER FAILS OWN TEST
TAKES SHIT NO TOILET PAPER
VIERNES TIENE QUE IR A PSICO
buys ipo with grandma's inheritance money facebook
begins baking a cake. out of eggs.
TALLEST IN GRADE GETS BOTTOM LOCKER
plays with toy soldiers killed in action
washes car rains
Goes to Woodstock Takes the brown acid
goes on penn state tour ends up losing virginity
Goes to Hawaii Gets rabies
plans his own birthday party isnt invited
finds diamonds in minecraft enderman takes them before he can
tries a gloryhole for the first time men's bathroom
uses product that kill 99.99% germs gets killed by the remaining 00.01%
Gets invited backstage by a celebrity Jimmy saville
that moment when you smile to a girl and  you think you're handsome
FINALLY MASTERED WIN7 NEW LAPTOP COMES WITH WINDOWS 8
eats chokolate its shit
Wins movie tickets The Dark Knight Rises
gETS lInKIN PARK TICKETS hAS TO study FOR eniglish paper for the  next day
Forgets To Wear Costume to costume party Wins Best Costume
GOES ON MEMECREATOR EXPECTING FUNNY MEMES
DRIVES WITH THE TRAILER  ARRIVES AND DOESN'T HAVE A TRAILER ANYMORE
human centipede the one at the back
GETS INTO FIGHT CHINESE KUNG FOO MASTER
COMMITS SUICIDE GETS ARRESTED
uses listerine before going out dui
GETS THE MELTDOWN BRACES MELT
first vacation in new york hurricane sandy
Won Scary Costume Contest Didnt have a costume on
FINALLY GETS A GIRL 14Y
at home
goes to the dentist diagnosed with head decay
orders a happy meal from mcdonald's diagnosed with depression
FIRST TIME IN NEW YORK HURRICANE SANDY
heskey scores first goal own goal -_-
FINALLY GETs FAMILY PET ROCK
manages TO GET IN BED WITH ROCKSTAR FREDDIE MERCURY
CRASHES PARTY GETS TASERED
meets one direction cries
GETS MESSI IN A FUT PACK.. EA SERVERS DISCONNECT..
LOOK AT THE BRIGHT SIDE GOES BLIND
Goes on mission trip to haiti... gets killed in earthquake
Almost gets first MOAB 'Server times out.'
FINALLY GETS A WOMAN IN MITT ROMNEYS BINDER
tries to fight a jock
ONLY FRIENDS ON FACEBOOK  MUM
COULD HAVE STARTED THE NEXT APPLE BUT COLLEGE GIRLFRIEND KILLED THAT DREAM
SEDUCED BY TEACHER HOMESCHOOLED
Stressed about going bald Goes bald from stress
tries to talk to girl gay best firend hits on him
Finds a Binder it's Full of men
KILLED YOU AND DID YOU MOM THEN WAKES UP WITH A KNIFE IN HIM
avec l'amour de sa vie un autre HOMME demande de l'pouser
gue gx pernah buat masalah di skolah apalagi tawuran skali buat masalah  langsung di kluarin
COMMITS SUICIDE JULIET WAKES UP
CAME TO VISIT JAPAN TSUNAMI
GETS SIGNED BY AN NBA TEAM BOBCATS
eats right & excerise gets cancer
Joins glb posts in ffa
Has A SEX DREAM GETS REJECTED
Gets hockey player photo jirka jakubec
tries out for the school's soccer club. brings a hockey stick to play.
Gets a wet dream pisses himself and wakes up from it
Farts really loud Radiation poisoning
gets to meet presidential candidates moderator at #Debate2012
buys prius gas prices go down
HEEY GUYS! I'M JACOB ELLIS
wins lifetime supply of bacon is jewish
Goes to ny to watch jets game jets stadium is in nj
FINALLY FINDS A GIRLFRIEND TRANNY.
there's a ban on candy and gum but brings some to school anyway gets caught
gets an autographed paper from his idol Restraining order
Finally GOT A raise SD value
ESTRENA ZAPATOS PISA CACA
release a double album olny sells one copy
Seth Meyers is Coming to k-State Goes to KU
SINGS '50 WAYS TO SAY GOODBYE' GETS RUN OVER BY A CRAPPY PURPLE SCION
Almost had a threesome needs two more people
Has a girlfriend for 3 years shes been dead for 4
PACAR MARAH ONLINE AJA
ABOUT TO HAVE SEX FIND OUT HE'S GAY
WIN LANE LOSE GAME
gETS A GIRL FRIEND  OVERLY ATTACHED GIRLFRIEND
LE DICE SI A TODO LO LLEVAN A LA ORCA
FINDS WEED  IT'S POISON IVY
goes to hell has no soul to sell
imaginary girlfriend friendzoned
plays skyrim killed by the dragon
minta beliin motor sama ortu di kasih plat nya doang
dapet cewe dari ayodance minta di beli-in cash
Raining blood is my favorite metallica song
stick finger up ass pulls out a muslim
claims to play every gta ever made never finished the storyline
SE HACE MILLONARIO TODO ES GRATIS
rides sector 9 butterballs cant leave thane
EAT MY SHIT GINGER!
7 Pagine in Slender sanatorium Vieni inculato a morte a 5 metri dall'ultima
Gets Messi in a pack Web app reset
freshman year homecoming grinding gets banned
Has something losery to convey to his friends comments on his own facebook wall
makes his own butter/ghee dies
Kicks healer from raid realizes later it was best healer on the server
PIENSA QUE SIRVE DE MAL EJEMPLO NO SIRVE PARA NADA
auditions for jazz band not enough soul
největš&#237; fail jsem j&#225;!
tries to gangnam style shits
SHH I'M HIDING IN LOUIE'S ROOM SO HE CAN GET A ROOT AND TAKE MY CRACK
uses safety scissors for the first time dies the next day
Gets best strand of favorite strain Cops get called because it smells too dank
twitter account gets all unfollowed after changing pic to this
LOGRA HACER MEMES SE LE METE UN VIRUS
Joins youtube and gets noticed by pedos
solos ascalonian catacombs in 5 hours because no one will take him in a party game glitches and gives him no reward after he spent 10g on repairs
ATTEMPTS SILENT FART IN CLASS SHITS
RECI&#201;N SE COMPRA EL IPHONE 4 MA&#209;ANA SALE EL IPHONE 5
JUEGA FIFA 12 SE PONCHA EL BALON
posting di 1cuk gapenah dapet vote
TELLS A HILERIOUS YA MAMMA JOKE TO AN ORPHAN
makes a funny meme no one votes
goes to church to get god's love friendzoned!!
dropped it like it's hot bumped his toe
goes on blind date with overly attached girlfriend
STARTS NEW POKEMON GAME has only one choice: MAGIKARP!
looks up tyler tabman on google images realizes that bad luck brian dyed his hair
SE MASTURBA POR PRIMERA VEZ ENSUCIA SUS CALZONES
EveryBODY loves IT When i TALK SOFTWARE DESIGN
SACA MAXIMO NACIONAL NO LO ACEPTAN EN UDD
Free trip to France Flight 180
plays nhl 13 for the first time picks maple leafs
ASKS IMAGINARY FRIEND OUT GETS REJECTED
WINS PLANE RIDE  9/11
got highscore in arcade game berzerk
DRINKS MILK  SHITS FOR 2 DAYS
finally loses virginity raped in prison
finally loses virginity raped in prison
gets called 'ginger' is now convinced he is made of bread
wakes up in the world of Dbz as yamcha
FIRST GIRLFRIEND  UGLY BETTY
winning against Man city and man u Loses in the dying minutes
Class playing sports Always gets picked last
watches braveheart in 3d gets decapitated
obama does ama 'reddit is under heavy load
Goes to last game of magic season buys dwight howard jersy
Goes to watch the dark night rises shot
BAD LUCK JENNIFER
able to get the last bit of food Drops it.
FINALLY WINS LOTTERY  WINS $2
GETS TO MEET A FRIENDS CHARACTER... GUNTHER.
he took art lessons with the ecce homo old lady
ESTA SOLO  VIENDO UNA PEL&#205;CULA DE TERROR SE VA LA ELECTRICIDAD
HAS THE CHANCE TO HOOK UP WITH ANY GIRL IN THE YEAR GETS IN WITH TAIRNIE
GETS ASKED OUT REBECCA BLACK
GO'S TO BLIND SCHOOL GETS CALLED UGLY
DECIDES TO DO A SOFTWARE UPDATE ENTIRE COMPUTER GETS ERASED
GETS JOB IN WOMENS PRISON CUCUMBERED!
FIRST TIME AS NHL GOALIE IN SHOOTOUT pavel datsyuk
kur shkova t shkrujem n fakultet m'than mounesh tbuesh qysh te desh kshto qi vazhdova degen e lopatologjise
Gets invited to first ever sunday roast spitroast
CALLED SEX LINE GOT HEARING AIDS
HAs to pay for a free sample
Points out Scumbag Steve Turns out to be Good Guy Greg
ADDS AUSTANAVICH GRANTJOLLAEN  DOESN'T ACCEPT
brian smoking a chocolate cigarette  now he is addicted
Takes Steroids Estrogen
Makan rendang yang katanya paling enak di indonesia Mencret!!!
MEETS BLUR MEMBER DAVE ROWNTREE
Trips over phone phone is cordless
If my calculations are correct
wins a LOTTERY HAS TO PAY MORE TAXES THAN HE WON
Gets drafted to nba team charlotte bobcats
has a sex dream gets cockblocked
Adds someone sexy to tell them hey  gets reported
calls opponent noobs loses
Has clever idea uses wrong meme
Goes to Amsterdam for a weekend to party Gaypride parade weekend
Becomes a basketball player gets dunked on by kwame brown
Loses virginity Ardat Yakshi
KASPER EATS BREAKFAST CANT FIND ANYTHING CREATIVE TO WRITE HERE
You want a piece of me? Get it my guard!
Goes skateboarding after 4 years bails the moment he steps on
Parents signed me up for bible school Totally getting laid
Finally Becomes a Jedi Order 66
sits down watches favorite tv show epilepsy
awakens for sehri time's up
plays extreme online game Server goes down
Breaks up with his fat girlfriend adele
PLays skyrim dies on the chopping block
Plays skyrim is not the dovahkiin
FINDS THE GIRL OF HIS LIFE EMILY ROSE
Pre-flop Ace-2 all in!!!
Goes to churchie raped by dog
i don't care if she's just your sister
WHY ARE YOU GOING TO YOUR MOMS FUNERAL IS SHE YOUR GIRLFRIEND OR SOMETHING?
your email account has a password what are you trying to hide from me?
'natalie portman is a good actor' why don't you just marry her then
another girl posts on my boyfriends wall i cannot allow such treachery
You HeLd the door for That girl? I thought you were different from other bOys
I DIdn't find any hairs on your clothes last night... are you dating a bald girl?
go to movies with friends 'whats the sluts name?'
He has 3 girls on fb time to hack his account
I dont give a shit if shes your grandma stop seeing her
sees boyfriend with another girl sniper at the ready
your sister? a threat
boyfriend kisses mom on cheek french him right after
she likes your status hope it was worth it!!
He's Bi. That means he can't talk to any boys
Doesnt text you all day complains you havent text her all day
i'm always right especially on my period
Whos that girl who liked your status? delete her.
YOU WERE JUST TALKING TO BECCA get ready to die becca
'i've known her since i was five' 'she wants you'
no you can't eat lunch with your sister
YOUR COUSIN wAS RATHER CLOSE TO YOU AT THAT CHRISTMAS PARTY
gOIng to A doctor? IS IT she OR HE???
Time to play my favorite game go through his phone and delete the contacts i dont like
you were inside your mother during conception? i wanted to be your first!!!
10:03 - WHere are you? 10:05 - ???
why is your password not my name?
Best friend gets more attention from guys Stuff bra and wear tight shirts
WHY DO YOU HAVE A GIRL CALLED SANDRA ON YOUR PHONE? WHO IS SANDRA? I DON'T CARE IF ITS YOUR MUM. DELETE IT.
you changed your PASSWORD ? Are you cheating on me ?
has a dream you cheated on her no phone call for 3 days
don't look at the waitress point to what you want
i take incredibly sexy pictures I still think I'm Ugly
WHO IS SHE? who is she?
you let her sleep on you? i don't care that she's your dog
'You didn't return the text I send 2 minutes ago' 'What's the sluts name?'
see other girls get more attention lie about being raped several times
'why don't i have any female friends?' Bangs entire football team
i don't care where we eat
a girl likes my crush ruin her life
oh you dated that girl in 5th grade? i hate her.
i dont care if he's a male  doctor never heard of homosexuals?
did that waitress give you more corn than me?
boyfriend has wife in skyrim delete his savedata
she wore the same white shirt as me i stained hers with blood
she posted on your wall now you can post on the couch
delete her from facebook or i delete her from the world
See's that you liked her status. obviously he's having sex with her!!!!!!
Oh they're just a friend?! that's what I said to my last bf before i cheated
'I'm doing my project on Mother Teresa' WHY NOT FATHER TERESA?
WHY DO YOU WALK WITH YOUR SHADOW ALL DAY?
boyfriend's mom? threat detected
No You can't talk to my mom
Fatal Attraction Is my favorite Romantic Comedy
you went to  party without me? tell me what she did to you and i will do it better.
boyfriend breaks up with me ruin his reputation
A hot girl added my bf on facebook she's dead
just a Friend? You smiled at her
shows gf non-jealous girl meme 'oh
She's your best friend ? You've only known her for 8 years !
you laughed at her joke? i don't even know you anymore
Of course i accept your apology! But i'm still going to act batshit insane.
Boyfriend's on hockey training Better call him at least 20 times to make sure he is.
Oh yeah
You took the time to give the Female cashier exact change? You're using the self checkout from now on!
posts pictures of hot friends tells you she has none
Waitress asks your order Leave no tip
sees another equally beautiful girl... Sharpens nails
you have an ex? tell me more or i will raise the voltage!!
jesus loves everyone? why not just me!?
you try to dump her Threatens to kill herself
Hey
YOU CAN TALK TO HER IF YOU ASK HER TO JUMP OFF OF A CLIFF
Hugs grandma At the hospital becuase she's very ill Pulls the plug on her
Why is that chat window in blank? you erased the conversation
[tell her 'i love you too!] 'oh really? don't you mean 'i love you more'?'
Bella should watch when Edward Sleeps
dress like a hooker complain about catcalls
WHY ARE ALL YOUR MEMES MUSICALLY OBLIVIOUS 8TH GRADERS?
Why did you close the toilet door? who's there with you??
you have two gay fathers you can't see them anymore
The awkward moment when you realize your jealous girlfriend is really ugly
MAKE A CHOICE ME OR SKYRIM
best female friend? Is she prettier than me?
i don't stalk i investigate
She likes my shoes? I like them more
I need to have a word with you
your dog is a female? put it down!
WANTS MORE MONEY RESENTS YOU WORKING TWO JOBS
she's just a friend? Now she's just a corpse.
FAILS TO GET JOB AFTER GRADUATION SUDDENLY STARTS CARING ABOUT WOMENS RIGHTS
I read something    interesting today Your emails
no reply for 2mins what are you hiding!?
Female math teacher wrote a note on my bf's test that said 'great job' ....That skank!
I had a dream you cheated on me I'm not talking to you for two days...
girl posts on your wall your cheating on me!!
beep BEEP whos that text from!?
Who IS THIS SIRI and WHY DOES SHE OBEy YOUR EVERY COMMANd.
Why do you own a double bed if you live by yourself?
going fishing with your dad ? might as well marry him too ..
Female neighbor two doors down Time to move
I believe you baby ( stalks twitter and facebook )
OMG Becky look at her butt is so big
play madden at home? how many sluts are there?
'YOU LOVE VIDEOGAMES MORE THAN YOU LOVE ME' WILL NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT HANDBAGS
she wrote on your wall i'll write your eulogy
Says she trusts her boyfriend reads his emails
didn't text back right away always cheating on me!
i saw you kiss your mom
are you thinking about me you better be
seeing someone? oh no reason
GIRLFRIEND OF YOUR BEST FRIEND 'STOP SEEING BOTH OF THEM!'
goes to party with you immediately makes you leave after seeing one hot chick
tells you to explain yourself won't stop yelling over top of you
oh.. you wanna go out with your mates? i'm pregnant
did i see a playboy magazine in your room? (News headline next day) 'PLayboy mansion burned to ground with bunnies trapped inside'
i have a jacket just like that take it off!
'this coffee is super hot' Fine
he's not your boyfriend so quit acting like it!
you're taking a 3-day vacation between my two 2-week vacations?
what do you mean you're going to work well i'm coming with you
You're listening to adele? Why don't you just marry her then?
baby who are you thinking about tell me or i'll cut you
baby can i borrow your baseball bat no reason
found and DISCONNECTED my spy camera   now i have to break in again and install another one
Talk to life long female friend girlfriend of 3 days assumes youre cheating
stop looking AT your SLUTty avatar
wants 3 kids one of each kind
accidentally touch the cashiers hand get ready to die
spills lunch on your shoes buys new ones for herself
You talked to a girl ? Was she hotter than me ?
Look at my boyfriend one more time... I will ride yours like a race horse
you came back from the grocery store with a time-stamped receipt and a car full of groceries who is she?!
You spoke to that girl today. I don't care if she's your teacher.
jacob black will..be..MINE!!
If i was jealous you woud see it in my eyes.
doggy style? forget it! not gunna let you imagine i'm some other girl
just in case you turn stupid and forget that i own your ass remember I KEEP ALL OF YOUR USED CONDOMS IN liquid nitrogen
why did you pull out who are you saving it for
they got windows 8 i got windows 98
boy asks if you like his new haircut everyone guess what? Michael loves me! so no taking him... understand?
did you just get married in skyrim??? i'm gonna kill you
I've kissed every boy in this school if anyone else does
physician is a woman did you let her touch you?
you said 'hi' to another girl i thought we had something special
so your excuse for kissing that other girl is that it's bush's fault
You worked with her on a group project? Target acquired
You smell like cologne
Sees boyfriend having fun with his mom 'Fixes' her brakes for her
you want me to shave my bush why to make it look like your ex
you cheating bastard why do your hands smell like lotion
I don't give you enough space? I let you get up to get a glass of water and I don't give you enough space....
YOu cheated during a game of monopoly when you were 11? Once a cheater always a cheater.....
'boyfriend and girl are now friends.' who the hell is she??
i see you and her got the lead roll in the school play time to get to the cutting board and wittle some knives. after all
you look better in that shirt than i do get out of my house
bf close eyes y u no look at me?
Boyfriend talks to another girl rifle at the ready
So you've been carpooling with jody for 6 years? How Old is her kid?
22:12 TXT MSG: where are you? 22:14 YOU ARE CHEATING ON ME!!
she sat on your lap? i dont care she's a cat
why do you have multiple contacts on your phone? am i not good enough?
what am i
she has my shirt stole her boyfriend
6 am facebook your gonna pay
Despises girl she has never met makes up over facebook in 20 seconds
You didn't respond to the text I sent thirty seconds ago... whats her name?!
How dare you masturbate? That's like cheating on me with yourself.
fingerprint password on your iphone 5c? who is she!?
soy machona ii q
what's that smelly smell I smell? have you been hanging around with that girl who farts?
what do you mean your computer went down on you? where is it?  I'll kill it!  I'll kill you both!
stay away from him! your his mom? yeah right!
I saw you talking to the math teacher are you dating him?
Going for an Engineering DEGree?!? guess I'll just play with myself while you play with your math/physics
Five CoMments on a friends post but I can Only See Two You must be talking to my ex
who is this overly attached girlfriend? delete her.  i'm the only meme.for you.
Be afraid Be very afraid
i heard you were santa at the mall who was that girl in your lap? she was at least 8.
hacked his facebook
A female 'likes' her boyfriend's status friends this 'woman' under 14 different aliases
Were there any women in the movie? Did you look at them as you watched?
who's that woman you looked at? 'Mom'? So this is her nickname
Why haven't you changed your relationship status to 'in a relationship' yet? We date for 12 minutes and you still can't make our relationship public?
you looked at the cafeteria lady when she handed you your plate... you might as well have gotten on one knee and proposed.
Crazy girlfriend stole my meme
just because you don't know me doesn't mean we're not married
i don't care if she has a boyfriend i don't like her!
It took you 15 mins to get home google maps says it only takes 12! WHo is she?!?!
Family reunion? WHat's that whoreS name?
So tell me about this 'job' you go to everyday? Is she prettier than me?
You need some 'privacy'? WHat's happening in the men's room that I'm not allowed to know about? A girl?
WHo's 'sandy'? Your dog? LIES.
you say it was just a quarter for a drink but i know what it really was
you jerked off? why wasn't I invited?
Your going to your mothers funeral?? Why don't you just marry her then!
Why are you texting? Are you cheating on me or something?
Your with your family?? So i Guess you hate me
stop! You will not call my bf your friend
Did I just Hear you breath deeply followed by a sigh of Relief Near another woman?
hates that boyfriend stares at other girls reads '50 shades of grey'
she sit down next to you did you like her flirting with you?
so drew barrymore was great in music & lyrics? why don't you marry her then?
Bless you? what's that supposed to mean?
you had a girlfriend when you were in preschool? So i'm not the 'only girl you ever loved'
You married a girl on snog? are you cheating on me?
you ate outside with a friend? so you date the waitress
Oh Baby you
you gave me the clap fail
i was watchin a good movie but when i got up to 00.16 i ejaculated huge amount of squirt
you aint got to lie craig!
I hate to turn up out of the blue
WALKS BY MIRROR WHile holding HIS hand Kills herself
they have a tengu i want one too
Patrick mcnamee is so hot
Gets Text message 'ill Kill her'
you said i was hot?? But you think she is hotter
*le wild hot girl appears
i had a dream you kissed another girl you must die now!!!
Crush asked for Lauren's Number Lauren must die
i DIDN'T LIKE THE WAY YOU WERE TALKING TO THAT CASHIER What did you mean by 'I'll pay with debit'?
you wanna go out with your boys? glad you asked me that
Why were you watching a tv show with a woman in it? is she your secret lover!?
missus josh reid - ' he is chatting with girls on fb ' time to hack his account
you want some of this?  now you
Fairoz wen every1 went 2 nazifaaa
girl bumps into my boyfriend at friendly's gets arrested for attempted murder
Boyfriend breaks up with her I Hate guys all of them are the same
Hugs grandma At the hospital becuase she's very ill Pulls the plug on her
yolo? i live twice
joins 'most beaufitful teen event' expects to win
DON'T TALK TO ME WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?
SEES another girl looking at boyfriend sniper at the ready
you have another girl on facebook? you cheater
..I can't post this picture! i wasn't in the center.
its not jailbait.... if its family
You bought that shirt I wanted Prepare to die
I don't like how you look at her turn the flying nun off
boyfriend gets iphone removes siri
uses me to cheat on bf then likes me after.....
go ahead have sex with my friends ;)
i'm not jealous of her let her be prepared for a long ride
OH YEAH I FORGOT TO TELL YOU... IM 14
I don't care if you have your sister
girl scout cookies wtf!!!!
spots another female at your job causes scene to get her fired
Kisses u goodbye hax ur facebook
i think you have developed feelings for someone different than me it's time to kill sopa
IT'S OKAY IF YOU DON'T GET TO THAT POST TODAY I KNEW YOU WOULDN'T
Liking my comment why you dont like me
Girl keep liking boyfriend post another one on the death list
boyfriend didn't text back within five minutes 'are you cheating?'
she posted ''hi'' in your wall are you cheating on me?
You looked at her jerk for life
omg i love your bracelet ugliest f'ing bracelet i've ever seen
YOUR RINGTONE HER TEARS
tape on nipples still see nipples through shirt
Pedobear? why are you with her?
stroking your cat cat will die to night
Grandmother? now they are named grandmothers? they are called bitches
you smell like cologne are you cheating on me with a man!?!?
i don't want you talking to siri anymore so i ran over your phone
decides she doesn't like you or something you did starts nasty rumors about you instead of talking to you about it
you went to your best friend's bachelor party? fine. you've just lost your girlfriend.
you bought lemonade from an 8-year-old girl's lemonade stand? i am so breaking up with you!
i go into jealous rages because i love you
says she hates drama starts drama
uuuggghhh hes mine but first let me take a selfie
'when i show my midriff to my husband
moves in with a guy that has a 14-year-old daughter from a previous marriage proceeds to make her life a living hell
hacks her boyfriend's facebook deletes all his female friends
why do you hide under your covers at night do you not like me?
My boyfriend's grandma posts on his wall I post a death threat on hers
My boyfriend didn't give me any cookies
'that's what she said' Who's  'She'!?
'SELENA GOMEZ LOOKS GOOD' WHY DON&#180;T YOU JUST MARRY HER?
chases and dates only band guys Gets pissed if band guy glances at girls in the crowd
I am she male Here me roar
microwaves are freaky but jimi hendrix is ok
rushawn be like  FAP FAP FAP
sees bff flirting with a guy. flirts with the guy.
is there any wiggle room on the Dental career?
i don't know why but
i will mace you
helping your mom? end of relationship!
if i can't be a trophy wife i'll be a dyke
i was just looking through your iphone Who's siri?
I did a lesson today Badass over here
i'm a bully kill me
i don't care if it's the virgin mary don't pray to her again! besides
fine
I have the only key to your chastity belt
went shopping with your grandma? i thought you were mine
why won't you let me read your email? are you cheating on me?
are you cheating on me? you're cheating on me
your cat is a girl? get rid of her!
What do you mean you 'sleep' with her? i don't care if she is you cat!
I don't care if she is your mom stop talking to her
You will stay inside our apartment Or else I will deny you sex and fuck the UPS man instead
When you see this YOU HAVE TO RUN AND DON'T LOOK BEHIND
Las 42 frases De Isapez!
SocialCu.be Why cant you let me draw yet. But you let admins.
it's official my name's on the admin
You make a meme of me and get loads of likes on it? i want to take credit and money for every decent meme of me
NO! i don't want to see a prior video of you proposing to someone else
Danny is getting chocolate from another girl? Can't let that happen now can I?
Jealous of Smart Indian girl Doesn't realize she isn't allowed to date
Remember that cute girl that walked by you yesterday? She told me to tell you 'mmmph mmmph!!' whatever that means
Remember that cute girl that walked by you yesterday? She told me to tell you 'mmmph mmmph' whatever that means
looks at other guy's ass accuses you of cheating on her
OI VCS SAO RICAS!
gives you like 100 dirty looks  can't work out why you finally gave her the finger
what do you mean its no big deal you slept at her house? i dont care if she's your sister
WHEN GIRLS GET JEALOUS WORLD WAR III ITS ABOUT TO START
YOU'RE NOTHING! DON't VOTE ME!
REMEMBER THAT GIRL THAT looked at you yesterday?  She says to say 'mmmpph
Who's this Matuszek Lady? I heard she has like six houses
JEALOUS GIRLS BE LIKE FINE! I DIDN'T NEED YOUR COMPANY ANYWAY!
'You pay more attention to cod than you do me' 0.01 K-D Ratio
You shared a bed once? I don't care that she's your sister
sees attractive guy with his girlfriend *static* 'in the head please'
dance with my man will you shit! i missed!!
your grandmother said you were in her shower wtf?!
I'm gonna rock your world As soon as I let one fly
Reddit...  Delete it from your internets
She was a 'good friend.' so I killed her.
YOU WEAR JEAN SHORT SHORTS? I WEAR JEGGING SHORT SHORTS!
śmiał się że piję zimne kakao to koniec ;d
Italian boyfriend 'Mamma Mia' WHO IS SHE?
Oh
amanda todd too early?
don't tell me plasma-wigwood
stop playing with your cod and actually talk to me for once
EN TJEJ SKRATTAR &#197;T EN KILLES SVAR OCH F&#197;R SEDAN SAMMA FR&#197;GA sk&#228;mmer ut sig!
how dare you to date her sim on facebook?
gets with guy 9 months ago gets angry at friend for punning him now
Boyfriend gives his grandma a hug 'your cheating on me???'
I dont care if you won a gold gatling gun
you never text me back within 2 minutes who were you cheating on me with???
SO MY AGE DOESN'T BOTHER YOU ANDREW?
Give filling
FLANA DART LIK LIKE WA TZUWJO HSSAN
'So you bought the iphone 5 cause it's longer?' 'Just got a new Boyfriend for the same reason!'
i heard lisa at statefarm called if you really love me
I'VE ALWAYS WANTED HEART SHAPED SUNGLASSESs ...if only i were a hipster!
I like  your patch give it to me!
Jasmine? I don't care if it's a flower
destroyed his phone Some woman named 'aunt gertie' called
i'm sorry i came off as cold and bitter earlier... it's just that... ... in my dreams
that's fine i'll go over here to the boy cashier
Doesn't know the difference between your and you're have fun raising a child
read in a magazine every boy dreams of ex You dont do that do you?
Kisses you goodbye hax ur facebook
go to chill with friends 'whats the sluts name?'
Writes 40 page manifesto on the power of women doesn't check printer for paper/ink
You stopped looking at me for 2.6 seconds.  Is there a problem or something?
you visited grandma at a rest home? So you're into cougars now?
Where's my tiffany ring? It's our one week anniversary.
go watch a movie feminist critique of the female lead character for 2 hours
YOU COMMENTED YOUR COUSIN'S STATUS AND SHE RESPONDED ' THANKS ;)' SHE IS TEASING YOU
WHEN SHE SPREADS HER LEGS DO YOU THINK OF CHILDBIRTH?
installed new program default search changed to bing
Find Meme generator can't think of anything clever
Get all Comfy in bed realize lights still on
I SEND LONG TEXT... YOU REPLY WITH' K' ?!
Didn't do your homework and teacher forgot to tell you to turn it in. Teachers pet says 'teacher what about the homework?'
i click 'help center' instead of 'log out'
Mom yells hurry up go outside and she tells you to wait
29 kill killstreak
Home alone starts to fap mom calls
throw yoghurt in bin accidentally threw spoon aswell
Gets great new game can't beat level 1
Up all night studying exam cancelled
ask A QUESTION ON FACEBOOK GET ONLY 'WITTY' COMMENTS BY A BUNCH OF WISEASSES
opened internet explorer by accident now i have to restart computer fuuu
post on 2nd page now no one will know my opinion
Stays upto 3am doing hw teacher announces she will give us an extra day!
chatroulete DICKS
Internet not responding *uses task manager* Task manager not responding
There is only one woman worse than rebecca black
BACK FROM SCHOOL
Connection lost on 98 % download status resume unsupported
IN SCHOOL HAVE TO SHIT
spends 5 minutes typing realises text is not selected
Ran downstaires to toilet Just had to fart
sits on couch with chips all confertable forgets remote
wiping ur ass and ur finger breaks thru the paper  ffffuuuu
COOKS HOT POCKET WITH  BOX DIRECTIONS COLD IN MIDDLE
dog hears noise shits bricks
Find meme generator say goodbye to social life
put name of fave player on the back of jersey said player transfers out at the end of season
1200 students 1 water fountain
GETS FLAG TO HOME BASE TEAMMATE KILLS YOU
my girlfriend likes justin bieber... FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Beating off Phone rings
So much  to study
Walking past bed Stub toe against leg wheel
Runs to bathroom for huge shit farts a little
25 kills on mw2 realizes forgot to unlock nuke
Orders 10 nuggets combo   Gets only one Bar-B-Q sauce
FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU mondaaaaaay!!!!!!
memegenerator whored itself out to advertisements fffffffuuuuuuu
The exam was today
24 kill streak in cod virus update?
3am insomnia
mum calls your name
looking to stream movie every website requires you to fill out survey
facebook changed its layout again. fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Defeats the elite Four Game runs out of power In the middle of saving
'Happy holidays'?!?!?!?! it's 'Merry Christmas'
walking dead spoilers?! defriended
buys brand new computer; randomly Clicks link that says 'megan fox sex tape' trojan horse destroys computer!!!
BUS DRIVER TAKES BREAK  LATE FOR CLASS
I press sign up where AM I NOW?!
sitS on toilet WHO MISSED?!
patriotic Christian looking at memegenerator pics FFFFFFUUUUUUHHHHHHH
Sends long text replys with a 'k'
Stubs toe fuuuuuuuuu
wisdom tooth surgery over weekend colleague brings home baked cookies to work
97% done on dial-up somebody better not call someone called
meet perfect girl who's totally into you she doesn't give head. fffffffuuuuu
21:59:59 somebody calls helpdesk
Finally buys ipad for $500 price lowered to $150
Bins GPU because of blue line across screen realizes its the monitor
Actually do homework forget to turn it int
Calls it helpdesk need to explain them how things work
........... parking spot! F*ing smart car!
take seven minutes to put on rain-coat it stops raining!
Takes The act gets one score higher than last time
When can we hang out? idk
touchscreen broke on cell phone ppl keep txting me... FFfffffuuuuuuuu
taking a shit water splashes up and hit ass
IE WHY DOn't you rot in hell?
study all night fail test
150GB of music DOnt know what to listen
farted everyone heard
Playing tf2 for 24 hours and get 60 crates!!!
study all night for test teacher is absent
*24 Kill Streak on mw2* *Gf texts you*
FYI IM MAD
buy $50 dollar gift card total due $50.01
hugs a guy bigger boobs than me
walks to bed steps on lego fuuu
asks for information over phone
refresh  email
Use last ball on wild abra next one is shiny
Enlistment server shuts down FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
argues now irrelevant topic on facebook to annoy you fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuu
offense taken
i goto 9gag for fun not for powerpoint slides
take sloppy taco shit that burns your ass then notice there's no tp
For customer service
Clicks Link the server at www. xxxxx.com can't be found
Joins squad all recons
No. This is my Happy Face!!
Y U BLOW UP MY SHITTY WALL? DAMN Facebook friends
enters conquest match team has no flags
why you make me so angry!?!! ...Can we drop off my car tonight?
Rage FU Lost & Found Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Pamela Masik’s quest to honour the missing women AMBER TROOCK ZOE GREAVES of the Downtown Eastside
Rage FU If you’re in Vancouver you may already be familiar with the portraiture of Pamela Masik.Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Inspired by the women who have famously gone missing from Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
Rage FU Painter Pamela Masik may see her role as “bearing witness? to “honour? the murdered and Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6 missing women of Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
Rage FU Pamela Masik with her portrait of Julie Young
FINALLY finishes 4000 CHARACTER essay on laptop  Forgets to save
little girl won't  shut up
Takes shit on the toilet toilet water splashes on your butt
plays minecraft LAG
Rage FU Pamela Masik began painting portraits of the many women missing from the Downtown Eastside five years ago in a plight to draw attention to the tragic cases. Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  She has painted 69. ZOE GREAVES AMBER TROOCK
person is typing... person is typing... person is typing... person is typing... PERSON: HI
make a meme and upvote it
in the middle of a very important call ever then your phone dies
Goes to bed forgot to pee
l e
i don't have enough money
Tries to say a funny jokE Stutters too much
Sending a tweet Sorry u already tweeted that Fuuuuu
nuke kill streak on mw2 only 6 seconds in the game left
boobs
one direction die
cheak your facebook realize that youve had interested in men on basic info the whole time
Brother Divorced Sister in-Law Now I'm gonna kill him for making her sad
had a good six hours of sleep mom comes home and wakes you up
people say sexist bullshit in 2012!!!
Y U No like 1D? We cannot be friends
liiiiiiiifffee!!! get out of my ass!
roll a blunt friends come from nowhere
what happens in facebook stays in facebook forever?!?!
what!? No more tacos?!
christmas starts get a cold
get sexy girl in bed she has roast beef curtains from hell
lITTlE BROTHER GOT THE t.v. REMOTE first! ffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
waiting for university website results to load Only loads after power cut
SLAM FINGER IN DOOR SUDDENLY DEVELOP turrets
DON't like louis? FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU
another weekend away fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
hot glue FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
I turn on PC From Power Outage Power Turns Back off
STEVE STEALS BLUe RAGE QUIT
Allowed female as admin FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
no more fries? fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...
I got Griefed Again by team Forever Jelly... FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
SMOKE AND MIRRORS V6 SOLD OUT!? FFFFFFfuuuuuu-
1 kill to nuke *dies* FFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
60?! FUUUUUUUUUUuuuuu
no inspiration for a good meme fffffffuuuuuuuu
fuuuuuuu
FLAGSHIP POWER SURGES AT 1 HEALTH LEFT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
stalking someone via the internet accidentally like one of their posts
I NEEDA GO TO THE BATHROOM BUT I'M IN BED!
we shall see!!!!!!
c
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DAFAQ!!! wrong with the people
Look! This is why i hate Life
uite de asta ma uit eu pe facebook!
trying to get vip tickets from tool army
Finds diamonds no iron pickaxe
WHEN CODING
Download windows 8.1 Can't connect to internet for three days
URLOW IMPRO THAT THE LIFE
KHHAAANNNNNN!!!!!!! I mean CCCSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!
I SOLVED SO HARD JUST TO FIND OUT  THAT IT'S A FALSE EQUATION?!
will u pleazz stop cutting those stinkin' ass farts?!!
game not loading quits game loads! shuts down!
I don't want A MALE PROSTITUTE!
STOP KNIFING
plays downloaded 3d movie on ps3 only 2d is selectable
why no mlp girl clothss?!?!? broniess
I AM WITTY
throws short pass to wide open receiver in madden incomplete
why didn't i think of that!?
gets hardscoped fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
I CAN'T FIND A PICTURE FOR ZONES  AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
it took 3 seasons for Soundwave to talk and now TFPrime is over.  WTF?!
YEH IF YOU COULD NOT WRITE ON MY TODO LIST THAT WOULD BE GREAT
One guy worked in his spare time for a year and the best he could do... was 12v12
решил в?ё-таки напи?ать кур?овую отключили интернет
Mymathlab i answer 'yes' 3 times (all wrong). answer 'no' for the first time. answer is now 'yes'.
put in 25.8 as answer in mml mml says 25.81 is answer ...fuuuuuuu!!!!
Respawns in nuketown dies instantly.
fills out application in the old days...1...2...3 done Nowadays feels like: 1...2...20...458...7965...
mom tells you not to play on computer
Why did you knock me into THE ENDLESS HOLE!?!?!?
Goes to click on something on FB FB refreshes a nanosecond before
Signed up for meme generator Can't think of anything witty!
boss tells you to do 500 side projects wonders why you haven't done you job yet
Wanted to create a Meme Timeout expired. The timeout period elapsed prior to completion of the operation or the server is not responding.
redface
Puts Nachos In Microwave Ran Out Of Salsa
Killed my family oh yes!
gets ac3 forgets season pass
orson go with tai to rottnest fuuuuuuuu
Tries so hard in typing web makes mistake
I HATE PEPOL HEW CARNT SPEL
Leaves work yesterday power supply gone
You are a complete waste of human behavior
Ouu that looks shiny gets a massive static shock
FCMA!!!
fffffffffffff uuuuuuuuuuuuuu
FUUUUUUUUUUU THURSDAAAAAYY!!!!!!
FUUUUUuuu my fingeeeeer!
Who Died and made you The facebook content police?
creates A New World In Minecraft An R-Panda appears...
12.12.12 AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
playing video game at night forget my homework again go to detention for the first time fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
hey (insert name here) boo boo! Birch Did you Just Call me a stupid fatass!!!!
ME TRYING TO DO 'Archi' Y U SO HARD
Answers test question with long
opens bubble soap handle thing is at the bottom
Gets ALL COMFY IN BED
FUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUU
Turns on radio government only allows 'happy' stations
That feeling when people wear jeans to train
Leaves while move is projecting comes back 5 hours later
found playboy magazines with aunt
i txt jill in fb she reply's after half an hour
Good song on the radio Presenter keeps on talking
Stupid Teryarch!! Black Ops 2 IS  BEAST
uses CALCULATOR to get answer sintax error
LISTEN TO JB'S SONGG!!! OHH HELL NOOOOOOO!!!
tell a girl shes beautiful and she denies fffuuu
what no? fuuuuuuuuuuuuk
transfers game data to new xbox realizes that everything got deleted
sits on couch with chips all comfortable forgets remote
COLLECTS ALL EIGHT PAGES IN SLENDER DIES IN THE END
Hl2.exe has stopped working fuuuuuuuuuuuu-
At home
DAD: WHAT!.?! JONATHAN DANESH-CLOUGH BEAT YOU!?
Rochester? ROCH Cha Cha!!!
27' iMAC FOR FARMVILLE !
Testicles and scrotum
Looking at funny pics on facebook an 'ads' suddenly pops out
someone popped popcorn smell wafts into my presence
OMG YOU HACKER YOUR USING AIMBOT
create table kuuku (helkatti varchar(10) primary key
Homework is parentwork
MENEER KUNT U OOK DUITS
Why you load then crash
lend xbox 360 to friend who dosen't know how to use it friend accidentally deletes alll the data on the console
HE DOES IT EVERY DAMN DAY
Finish a test to find out at last second theres a back side
Gets Friend to do 80 % of the work doesnt care a rat's ass about the rest 20 %
BArlow TOMORROW completely unprepared
ODIO QUE HAGA CALOR Y ESTOY ENFERM@
NOOO!! FREAKING WALLHACKer! I GONNA RAGEQUIIT!!!!
JOSHS DAD DIDNT GIVE ME MY PRESENT FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Bout to play Xbox   BatTeries dead
You Collect the 6th note on slender and you turn around
you say i get back money with every purchase? Why you didn't told me that yet?
MORE THAN A FUUUUUUUUUULING
I don't care it's free! I shall complain even louder!
fuuuuuck sylus winter is coming!!
PLZ CLOSE THIS! TY MEN..
TRIES TO MUTE SOUND HITS OFF BUTTON ON LAPTOP
SHAT THE FLOOR??!!1 FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
Girls Looking at puppy pictures
Almost done with work gets 6 more customers
clicks most favorited images on knowyourmeme over 85% of it is pony related
JUSt got 23 kills ...died!!!
hahaha
finishes website. notices stray comma.
Touch grass gets HAYFEVER
shuts down computer takes longer than starting up
playing flash game get bsod...
DONGLE RAGE!!
babylon installs on pc brooklyn rage!!!!!!
GF made pasta salad used miracle whip instead of mayo
Falls to sleep at midnight
plz rate ur pain on a scale of 1-10 well i it's a wavy pain only when i do a cartwheel & sneeze
plz rate ur pain on a scale of 1 to 10 well it's a wavy pain like a man in my ear playing a violin
SOMEONE LIKES YOUR COMMENT ON FACEBOOK THEY'RE THE TRY HARD OF THE CLASS
got OBC on roblox and i got banned after my ban i have no obc.. I wasted my frickin 399 dollars!
Makes coffee only has fake sugar
Watches discovery Channel discovers that star wars isnt legit due to no soulnd in space
have sex for the first time gets herpes and hiv
Rapport de fin de projet nouvelle spcification 24h avant la remise
america is too socialist i'm moving to  canada
Try To be hipster Favorite band goes mainstream
OPENS FUT 12 GOLD JUMBO PACK BEST PLAYER ANDY CARROLL
Thought I won the battle bested by a tenth of a point
you tell me to stop? I will not.
24 KILLstreak then game ends
BEAT FRIends high score in mario blackout.
REQUAKE TOO MUCH BASS
Tried to log off clicked shut down
Raged quit Washington Can't have it back
done taking shower forgot to bring towel
goes to the theater to see the dark knight rises tickets sold out
tells girl
MESSAGE EACH OTHER 15 TIMES ASK FOR YOUR NUMBER
Pours cereal  no milk
Ancient Aliens theorist  Go back to school
buy stuff for the party  the party was was cancelled
TABARNAK OSTI D'C&#194;LISS DE SIBOIRE
gets stealth bomber kills only one person
changes facebook name to 'only morons'
I asked for birthday cake only they gave me cake and ice cream!
Played an awesome game Game crashes
Gone to do something Forgot what I wanted to do
Taking a shower and forgetting that your glasses are on
Opens Project(crashed)(crashed) in logic realizes it was project(crashed)(crashed)(crash).04
aaaahhhhh!!! i didnt use spinx gas!!!
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
Finally Gets used to imperial some moron says 0.03125'
be a beginner Playing internet go for the first time opponent starts with tengen
HOW I FEEL WHEN EMALEE THINKS SHE LOVES ME MORE
wants to be on top 100 kenichi loaded 10k
sends 2 page text response is kk
GETS im'ED on FACEBOOK OTHER PERSON SIGNS OFF IMMEDIATELY
I take my shower in waves!!!!!!
ffffffffffffffffffff uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
this changes everything
BATTLEFIELD 3 Y U NO WORK
takes his work home to solve it in peace neighbours decide to drill some holes in the walls
Put kettle on Got no coffee
Got drunk and expected to get laid Instead
captures arceus 'you have caught a brand new ditto'
waits in line for a movie  person in front of me got the last ticket
Goes on google forgets what he was searching for
Get on Rappelz and pop SS
washing your car then finding out its gonna rain
Get on facebook boyfriend liked slutty girls picture
2 points away from high score ipod runs out of battery
Teacher says pages 3-7 Look for page 327
phone rings at 6am it's a computer generated voice
Can't think of anything  FUUUUUUUUU
Watches cl and finds chelsea winning
me cusin is
immer das gl&#252;ck haben die mettchens kennenzulernen die einen freund haben
'Bought' new manson CD during exam noise curfew
studied all the notes none came out
21 Questions  PlEASE STOP!
About to get a M.O.A.B. Gets shot
Actually do homework forget to turn it in
me no boyfriend fuuuuuu-!!!
Did Homework Left at home
Y is school So Boring
playing bf3 gets 99 assist
Excited to eat chicken mcnuggets Never got any dipping sauce!!
NO BULLETS
How dare I Howwwww darrreee I
dig through new basket of clean clothes no clean Underwear
clever meme misspelled
clever but misspelled meme can't upvote
WHEN YOU BITE  YOUR TONGUE
Learned 1000 pages  needed only 5!
$500 paycheck money left after bills -$50 FUUUUUU!!!!
Forgot to to my math home work and realize that at 12:00 pm FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCC
MICROWAVE. I KNOW MY FOOD IS DONE. STOP BEEPING AT ME ALREADY.
Use google+ on 4:3 monitor can't see whitespace everyone complains about
you cant text me? FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
sa may ari ng hose na may tagas mag walis naman kung ayaw ayusin
to many teamkills..... aaaaah FUUUUUUUUU
Trying to listen to teacher's lecture like a good student Class 'smartass' says ridiculous joke that makes no sense but causes class to act like dumbasses
Make lots of memes  cant find them on site!!!
LIKES SONG ON PANDORA CLICKS DISLIKE BY ACCIDENT
Gets 97 for Maths Mom: what happened to the other 3
type pass in user box while friends watching
Are you Gonna do it? Oh no!!!!!!!
PUlls All Nighter Class Cancelled
attempt to pet cuddles gets completely scratched to pieces
why you not defend me of meme :(
find my lost wallet Wallet is empty
goes to toilet 'friends' decide to play sneaky toilet
I got switched to timeline
didn't win lottery 'odds ever in my favor
stubs toe FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Fffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu Cccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkk
WAITING PATIENTLY FOR THE WEEKEND BOSS CALLS YOU TO FILL IN ON SATURDAY FFFFUUUU
HOT CHICK CALLS SIGNAL DROPPED
Doing cocaine Friend asks you for a free bump
New episode finally comes on Fall Asleep and missed the show
EVERY SINGLE PERSON IN THIS TACO BELL HAS DORITO CHEESE ON THEIR FACES. GROSS.
open the fridge forget what your looking for
Ucis biologiju 4 sata sjecas se samo naslova
SERIOUSLY DUDE??? KFC???
HAVE BEEN USING HAIR GEL FOR LAST 15 YEARS JUST FOUND OUT HAIR GEL KILLS HAIR FFFFUUUU
U wONT SMELL MY ASS??!!! FFFFFFFUUUUU
ALMOST DONE WITH PAPER 'APPLICATION NOT RESPONDING'
sneaking in house late dog decides to greet me
get on facebook another awkward moment status
meets nice girl online is my own sister
Meet cute guy find out they're short
beats favorite game on hardest difficulty during a thunderstorm
Buy cookie dough ice cream hardly any cookie dough in it
forget to log off facebook everyone now thinks your gay
you mess with my cheese RAAAAAHHHH
wtf
BUY A NEW TOOTHBRUSH YOUR GUMS START TO BLEED AND SORE
Finally home alone phone doesn't stop ringing
PLAY MINECRAFT
drops toast butter side down screams
posts long depressing status Annoying Facebook Girl: thats deep lol ;)
click 'install mass effect 3' game installs origin
BROUGHT ESSAY FORGOT TO SUBMIT TO TURNITIN
peeling boiled eggs half egg comes off with shell FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Finally Decide to look both ways        before crossing for safety it's a one way street
Got in Shower Still wearing glasses
Chard asan ka?! god daaamn!!
WATER SPLASHED UP MY ASS  FUUUUUUUUU
FFS cc .... y do theye always focus me! ... omg!
chard asan ka?! god daaammn!!!
Mom takes out game cartridge while I'm playing Screen freezes
hear murdering woman joke why she out of kitchen
What the shit hm3
if you fap 2 much u&#180;ll get impotent.true story
gos to play sims game Takes forever to load
UGG Boots FUUUUUU!!!
ALMOST KILLS BOSS RUNS OUT OF HEARTS
I didn`t know who was rebecca black thanks to one of these meme
i didn't know who rebecca black was now (thanks to one of these meme) i do fffuuu
Sitting at dinner table with family
Look aT PEOPLES LINKS ON FACEBOOK REDDIT DID IT FIRST!
drop soap in shower Cant pick it back up
omgz! yewr oawt oph tewn!!!!!!
Makes witty meme nobody likes it
Send email about assignment get reply a week after due date
Pay $50
Host migration ffffuuuccckkkkk!!
4 ELEVATORS IN ANDERSON HALL. 3 MINS TO CLASS.  ALL 4 ON 8TH FLOOR.
forced to buy $2100 Hsc computer crashes first day
keeps special ice cream in fridge for later somebody else eats the ice cream
Guest Lecturer: No class!! Teacher takes presences...   f u!!
Work at 7 30 wake up at 10
YOu THINK its hard climbing everest? swim it.
BREAK Up?????????????? FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
mOVE POINTER OVER LINK fACEBOOK SCROLLS DOWN 30 PIXELS AS YOU CLICK
24 kills
Buy A great gift for girlfriend's b-day her parents give her the same thing 2 days ahead
ffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
playing amnesia lost my memory!!
eating pizza cheese falls off
Over dips with first half of veggies no dip left for second half
just fix the damn door?
fuuuuu where does it end??
(Christian Rage) GGGOOOSSSSHHH!!!
Flirts with you Puts you on friend zone
explain 3 times still asks why
HDD DAMAGE on 2 tb of HD movie disk
Ganda_Dan is not american!!! and that's annoying of you to generalize like that
girlfriend has her period FFFFFUUUU
BYAAAAAYOOOOO
listening music on facebook refresh
out of beeeeeeeeeeer!!!!!!!
Memorizes new drug forgets the previous one
missed last night's countdown party
flashbangs room
Trys to warn people 'bout sopa/acta/ndaa everyone just laughs and doesn't care
Saves Town from dragon arrested for killing a chicken
krazy glue all over fingers. touch together ffffuuuuuuuu
i stand in line for 3 hrs i get to front. it wrong line. fuuuuu
fINDS SEAT ON AIRPLANE BESIDE COUPLE WITH TWO BABIES
WUT? 1 kb Update? RENNEH!
owning a game in tetris screwed up and lost at the last 5 seconds
FFFFFFUUUUUUUUU Y 5TH FLOOR CAN GO EAT LUNCH @ VIVO
Team fortress 2 validating files 100% y computer hang now
it's not a  dirty sanchez
animated art? FUUUUUUUUUUU...
spends an hour looking for a book first chapter is all that's good
found parking spot nope
Being drunk parents call
TROLLIN' LVL : THERE WAS AN ERROR CALCULATING THE TROLLING LVL !$
talks to pretty girl finds out she has boyfriend
pLAYING dOMINION WILD PLAYER USE HEKS
I don't it will be handled by chef
studying Cns in 2 days 20 hrs b4 exam know nothing fuuuu
Avoid stupid dumbass He doesn't get the message
Have diarrhea
you have 21 kill streak in mw2 you need to go wc
invalid id or password
excessively irritating situation i can do nothing to change EAT ALL THE NOMS
pinolhead in calling!!
PH ti sta chiamando!!
COKE IS MY CRACK
Studies 'amor cortese' for 2 weeks take 2 at the exam
Battlefield 3  got shot from behind !!!
Refrigerator full of Food  Nothing To eat
I sent long text reply with one word
ROBLOX It's freeeeeeeee!
Y U NO RESPOND TO ME!?!? FFFFFUUUUU
Y DOES UPSTAIRS WATER TASTE DIFFERENT TO DOWNSTAIRS WATER FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUU
Get comfy in bed and get ready to study fallls asleep in first 5 mins
no calls all day everybody calls while eating dinner
New stuff? Complain on forums
killed by an invisi hetzer in wot fuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
YO' BREATH SMELLS LIKE SHIT
act like a ninja!!!! but falls on face
halloween candy! Nom nom- ...that's a razorblade
spill milk on keyboard fuuuuu
Arithmetic overflow error converting varchar to data type numeric.
study all night for test teacher is absent
VALUES Y U NO CORRECT?!
get photo with jon huntsman idiot ruins it
SOMEONE DISAGREEs WITH ME?  FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU-
I just mined out 26 diamonds! Creeper: B000000M!
GOES TO TATHRA TO PLAY SEMI FINAL GETS OUT FOR GOLDEN DUCK
watch online episodes at megavideo stops after 72 minutes
Болонова? FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Please hold while we transfer you to the next available agent fuuuuuuuuuuu
NO sis fist?! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
line up for 4th down conversion false start!!
line up for 4th down conversion false start!!
IOS 5 update release cannot contact update server!
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I GOTTA FIGHT SHAO KAHN?!? FFFUUUUUUUU!!!!!
CHEVY WHY YOU BREAK SO EASY!!!!!!!
quickscope collateral  second chancers
PLEASE excuse my ULTIMATe RAGE
read netorare plot become misogynist
Simon spelar Touchgrind Fredrik har tyska
wow a rogue game sucks i quit
wet socks after walking in bathroom
An enraged Principal approaches
Justin bieber why wont you die!!!!!!!!!!!
Total recall  WITH NO ARNIE???
start Whining about not getting texted get text
NULL POINTER EXCEPTION!?!?!!!
Your the snItchuation FuuUuu!
You believe in reincarnation Kill Yourself Again
fail at meme generator
'one direction are better than the beatles'                                                                                                                                                                                                                       .
forgot the suicide hotline number                                                           lol
IF YOU actualy READ this ridiculus tiny text I WROTE FOR NO  PARTICULAR REASON
you rep yolo?                                                                       ok
Hey
'I'm a follower of yolo'                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                  no
write in the top line
you posted a meme in a different language
aaaaaaaaand ........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
Lil wayne makes great songs? kill yourself
Oh
Yolo hashtag swag?
they let Bieber out of jail
you'll watch twilight over underworld
you still love justin bieber?
belieber?
you're justin bieber?
Refs of the gb/seahawks game _____
If your name is Luke
Vote for carrier on  Black ops 2? please kill yourself
You enjoy the reality shows on history channel? .                   .
You don't like your boyfriend for his personnality but for his swag?                             .
for those people who hate their parents because you don't get the color of the IPhone 5 you want
Twerking?
Sex on the first date? There is no need for another one
360 no scope                                                                  fail
you call yourself a gamer and all you play is madden and college football? `
Nancy Grace
dont know how to use google?
Oh
Picks swag over class Kill yourselF
dining at mc donalds?
Candy Crush request?
WEARS UNDERWEAR IN PUBLIC AND CALLS IT A HALLOWEEN COSTUME
Honey Boo Boo CHild
shabbirv ______________________
take my car keys while i was sleeping?? _
AGENT 47 COMING
I have nothing funny to say just
ROB FORD
rain deer?
You're a Justin Bieber fan?
Jerry Jones traded the Cowboys 18th pick and recieve 31st
You think one day he/she'll appreciate how nice you are
Healthy Food?  Please
why cant i just post text at the top
you play call of duty                                         i <3 Bf3
nobody likes a pathetic attempt at copying the original. nobody
Photoshop level:
For those who use BBM and have never heard of TEXTING
opinion on whatever shooting
IF YOUR STANDING IN LINE AT THE SUPERMARKET WITH 2 ITEMS IN HAND AND THE SIX PPL IN FRONT OF YOU HAVE TWO  CARTS FULL OF GROCERIES EACH AND THE CASHIER HAS TO CALL A MANAGER.....
fus I LOVE SKYRIM!
COMMUNIST POLITICIANS WHO BAN ALCOHOL
change yourself
Watching porn for the 9th time today
Wonka is the Wong Meme
you want to save the world?
'you're very hurting my feelings'
72 Honing stones collected
trying to get on my computer again adam?
ש?לון מתחיל לזיין ?ת המוח בשיעור
do the ' I don't always use the wrong meme' thing
I'm not saying that the London blitz looked bad but if their Defense had a password it would be 1234.
WHAT'S THAT YOUR LISTENING TO PITBULL?
So the Mets Finally beat the yankEes
when you pass out at a party do us all a favoure and  go -_-
Shut that shit up and
YOU ARE not IMMORTAl?
Excuse me sir
Play in a SG:A Movie plaese dont kill youself
You watch Pewdiepie?
so you like my belly button?
It's *butt Kill yourself
having a private conversation on facebook comment bar
HARLEM SHAKE... PLEASE
If you can't get high __
you think muse and coldplay are great rock music?
*Trials rider
You're too sexy for facebook?
YOU HAVE NOT ENOUGH ENERGY AND HAVE NOT CONSTRUCTED ADDITIONAL PYLONS?
kill yourself killyourself
YOU REFUSE TO CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS?
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN SURROUNDED BY ZERGS?
You don't see a difference between Canada and the USA
you chain honest to honest
OMG OMG ITS JUSTIN BEIBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!
if you are one of the 45934866476394 people to lazy to read that number kill yourself
take some friendly advice
Life got YOU down?
Your ass to flat for hos to tap at
I'm not firing you
hashtags on facebook
My bike is faster than your Big Block Chevy
'that feeling when your heart litteraly breaks'
Wants the BM test on Tuesday Kill yourself
when you smoke weed yesterdaay and they asked you to take a drug test today
LA TOYA REMOVE YOUR HANDS AWAY FROM YOUR JUICEBOX
Hey you
You have 19 chins?!
have you seen 'thrive?'
Sit down... And let richelle fix it...
JUSTIN BIEBER
you see my text and don't reply?
Says the world is a good place
if you can't change a flat tire
You pressed b when zyyxyy was evolving at level 16
RELAX GRANDPOP
you think justin beiber is better than 2pac?
you play call of duty?
you use email signatures
If you are a programmer and not used to ctrl-s
Spent all night SKYPYING CAMERON?
Your name is lorde and you're whining that you will 'never be royal'?
Sends A facebook Inbox And does not get a reply And your facebook
Did 'well'
You think Howard webb is a good referee
Most Popular kid in school?
You have 'What Does The Fox Say' as a ringtone...
wait! Are you barefoot? We do poems with shoes on around here
'You're a great friend karl
you actually speak ebonics
Denver Broncos
Excuse me sir
Log out Of your life
please. just.
Emily Jaazaniah Zimmerman
gets a pc capable of maxing every game out there
Se at amanh&#227; n&#227;o descobrires como se faz
McDonalds got you Don't even worry about it
actually
Happy New Years KIll your self
Hey guys its 2014 Kill your self
You dont play soraka jungle
Mustang badge on your '99 civic
you like one direction.
den thn paleueis
8 guys and no girls at new year's eve party
Rob Ford
Rob Ford
Rob Ford
Rob Ford
Control button Delete
E.A.
Think anyone will keep using broghammerus instead of malayopython
YOU THINK TONY ROMO CAN CARRY YOU TO A SUPER BOWL?
Rob Ford
METALLICA
My BBM Pin is A349F...
no no
Back up jus back dah hell up pussy yuh dead!!
Hold up you cant be right  because im right
Chris
ANTI gun
QUE TE CAMBIAS DE CASA A MI NO ME VENGAS CON CHINGADERAS MEJOR PONTE A LAVAR

want zepty to make you a free bg?
From Lawton?
HARMEET Tu Rehnde
Justin Bieber sings?
JUST GO AWAY AND
you say YOLO i say     KYs
Oh
IF YOU LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER

aleila your status about me areunnecessary
Faubert Kill Yourself
you think i'm broke?
you use 9gag ?                    ______
6 FT of snow in duluth since Groundhog day.
No
memecreator2 seriously ...............................................................
colorado springs weather
You like Every one of your boyfriend's Instagram pIctures? _____
ten hours in game dev tycoon?  _
you say console gaming rules     kill yourself
SHUT UP  THATS GAY
whats fishing Kill yourSelf

SIMCITY crashed?                                .
u like drama ???                                                              .
Maybe its maybelline
HEY YOU
*sun
think your prettier than Sara
Can't do this meme properly? .                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                    .
ReFeree
messed up on the shop work?
People that do the knife song kill yourself
Binani  Kill Yourself
You lie about your relationship? _
240S ARE THE NEW HONDA
'BUT JOHN MCCAUGHAN TOLD ME I WAS WORTH..'
Bendes
Heil Hitler!
Heil Hitler
lol
doesnt vote reem for vp
SLAPPY

meme image with text                         .
You waited too long to get your tickets for tj's fight march 23rd in burnsville and now they're gone!??
makse seljanko makse
hARLEM SHAKE? kill youurslef
JERRY
COMMUNIST POLITICIAN WHO BANS ALCOHOL
you prefer serj tankian over S.o.a.d.?
this is why  you're a virgin
Please Kill yourself
fagface you're still telling lies and trying to save a ho
fagface
If you interrupT this  _
Bulls were their best in '93? _____
don't think slayer is real music
You want me to go into the next days work because I dont have enough weight after the holiday...
U like rap on the radio Kill Yourself
if you aren't a nigerian
PEOPLE WHO SAY 'jUST sAYIN'
IF YOUR NAME IS AMIR
He can't take your guns if you use them to _
eR DERS ERBEEGEES?  _____
yolo kill yourself x2
Please just
pee standing Up! Girl?
WHAT? YOUR OLDER THEN YOUR BROTHER? BUT HE'S TALLER!  KILL YOURSELF
if you think tribal tattoos are cool.... kill yourself
HAS THE NAME 'SWAGMAN123' GO KILL YOURSELF
ex tries to send hateful meme's kill yourself
Roses are red
Hashtags on Facebook kill yourself
Stop saying yolo you sound like a f**king idiot
You reply back with K. _
I don't like ketchup
You are poor and ugly?                      .
you came to thon drunk?                                     .
mitt romney _____
We're Banging and you don't like Dr.Who? Please Kill YOurself
.
thanks for letting him out
Don't like The big bang theory
K
Customer: WE have a prIo... __
here's some cough syrup
DAGA  OTOKO DA
Doomsday preppers
if your name is adam
If your initials is JB Kill Yourself
Hey Memecreator _____
chloe
wueyfwue
ONE DIRECTION FANS OR DIRECTIONERS
GETS TAGGED. DEACTIVATES FACEBOOK.
oh
i have to study
'Really want to find out the name of the girl that sits in near me at killie games!! #wow!!'
you are a creationist
YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH ME
If you keep talking shit                                                                       ok?
PEOPLE VIDEOING THEMSELVES SMOKING CRACK
you spend more time playing video games than you do with your girlfriend?
Jacob Hayes                                  Molest Yourself
Caroline doesn't know what portal 2 is .
You take yolo seriously
Who ever made this stupid picture .
ran out of yolo                                  ok
son...
Bullshit!
Gimps defending crossfit like its your wife
Good For you josh
PROFE

No Frullet? Kill yourself
You don'T watch Spongebob?
KIDS WHO SAY I LOST THE GAME
bad luck brian  kill yourself
Soo Do Block
oh you are a heats fan.....
So you support the Bulldogs? Go kill yourself
PAUL CAMERON
WHOEVER MADE THIS                                         .
SO YOU USE THE WORD SWAG? KILL YOURSELF.
jjkj rthn
YES FINALLY FACEBOOK FAMOUS FOR BEING RACIST
WOAH YOU LOST TO GIRTZ IN 2K12?

YOU LIKE TO SAY YOLO?
You look lIke a duck
PLEASE
SAVE THE PLANET
Oh
pepel hoo spel liek thiz
the guy who disabled top text only
OH MY GOD
HATE ADELAIDE? KILL YOURSELF
OH I SEE YOUR NAME IS CHARMAINE
no please really  top yourself chief
just... just...
PLEASE
STOP JEREMY KILL YOURSELF
THIS MEME IS  ALREADY CAPTIONED.
DO YOU LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER? _____
Do what ever you want
OMG THE EELS WON ITS THE END OF THE WORLD

CHARLOTTE DAWSON
TRY'S TO LAUGH BEHIND MY BACK  THEN BITCHES IT WHEN I OFFER HIM OUR
CAMPBELL NEWMAN
You like BOtdf
IT'S OKAY.  I'M HERE NOW.
Write on the top line then put a period on the bottom .
youre names hassan?
you update your profile pic twice a day and look the same in every one? ____
Stop saying Yolo and
You don't like THGM?  `

SLUTS
kayla ...........................................................
yOU GOOGLED PAUL RYAN shIRTLESS
You think yolo is funny? Nothing saying yolo like a head on a fensepost
People that clap on one and three _
eagle pls
swerVe
j&#248;rgen  kill yourself
You don't like nyan cat?
If you watch Big Brother
Sammi Sweatheart is your favorite jersey shore character?
from a bmw to a honda
you think pokemon is gay
you think pokemon is gay
you think one day he/she'll appreciate how nice you are
downgrade from a bmw to a honda
please
JUST
you still wear aeropostale?
Don't know how to use this meme correctly? _
Complain that no one listens to your favourite band complain when people start listening to them
Burned mouth ate pizza before it was cool
I played angry birds before they were angry
i donated to haiti before the earthquake
I OWN REBECCA BLACK'S 'FRIDAY' ON VINYL
how many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? it's an obscure number you've probably never heard of
i complained about facebook before it changed
I liked Twilight When it was still  the refraction of light around the earth's atmosphere
I was a christian b.c.
DEAD AT 27 TOO MAINSTREAM
#30 ON THE MOST POPULAR MEMES OF ALL TIME LIST STILL TOO HIGH
Take photo using professional camera edit to make it look like it was taken with a disposable
Complain ABout HOW Corporations Taking OVer Society USE IPAD TO SEND IT
I HAD A GOOGLE ACCOUNT BEFORE GOOGLE PLUS
Likes justin bieber because hating him is so mainstream
album? i only listen to demos
I hated Kony in 2011
Click the X? I use File - Exit
Baths are too mainstream I LICK MYSELF
amy winehouse is better underground
spend more money to look like you have less
band i like has a wikipedia page sellouts
Me? A hipster? you've gotta be kitten me
i liked snape before he turned out to be a good guy
if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it... ... I'll buy the album
I LIKED GOOD GUY GREG BEFORE HE WAS GOOD
i was following people before twitter came out
National Geographic? too national
IM not a hipster hipsters are sooo mainstream
I got an abortion Before i was pregnant
I played Tf2 before it was free
got to show fold arms and remain still
I’m not a music snob I just refuse listen to trite and shallow mainstream garbage.
i'm so indie i use windows icons from the 90's in my macbook
I already hate the next president
i was on facebook before mark zuckerberg
order starbucks pay in mixtapes
i wore glasses before people had bad vision
i'm not drunk i'm postsober
I had periods before i was a woman
i liked the universe before it expanded
I used to have a blog and It got very popular then i closed it
I watched steve jobs' stanford commencement speech before he died
I occupied Wall Street in 2007
How much does a hipster weight?  an instagram
Was against sopa Before the Blackouts
I was poor Before the economy was going down
i really only listen to b-sides
texts? i send messages via pigeon
I was trolling before you even knew what trolling was
my favorite song? the bonus track at 58:12
Ringo Starr? you mean richard starky
are those your grandmas old clothes? you gotta give me her wardrobe
i only like deleted posts
i Read CLASSic american literature in FRENCH
arcade fire won a grammy? dead to me.
I burnt my mouth on my pizza .........i ate it before it was cool
I was hating people before it went mainstream
My favourite band? the beatles YOU PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF THEM
Hears new song say i heard it before
apple employees are better jobless
i love whitney houston now that she's underground
I like your favourite band ironically
SPACES_ARE_SO_MAIN_STREAM
Reads hipster kitty meme Pretends not to Relate
NOW that everyone hates nickeLback i'm a fan
I have occupied other cities BUT YOU PROBABLY never HEARD OF THEM
stand in line protesting wall street stand in line for new Iphone
I WAS LAST.FM WHEN IT WAS FIRST.FM
I up-voted that meme before it was on the front page
I cared about uganda before kony 2012
listen to radio stations one digit off so they sound more lo-fi
do me a favor use another meme. i want to keep myself undergroun
i liked apple WhEN IT WAS JUST A FRUIT
I hated facebook before it changed
I was using doors Before Portal ever came out
Listen to 2100 KBPS lo-fi black metal to clearly hear the bad recording quality
Rehab is too mainstream I only use herbal remedies
I was in to the earthquake while it was still underground
Hi-speed internet is so mainstream I prefer to use dialup
I was a Cat before  Garfield came out
i was eating chezburgers before they went mainstream
If becoming a Hipster is now mainstream Then to become a hipster you must become mainstream so am i really a hipster?
Who needs windows when you are underground
I liked that video before it was on tosh.0
I liked avatar while it was still in production
I listened to the format before nate ruess started Fun
animal shelters are so mainstream i was found in a garbage can. No one knew about it until long after they found me.
me and the singer used to hang out before his band got huge
i'm a vegan for health reasons let's smoke and eat fries
JPEG is too mainstream i use .txt
You'll grow out of it. I did
'There are no interesting people/Intellectuals in my generation' NEVER LEAVES HOUSE
i watched poke'mon when it was original  born in 1997
I've got 99 problems... .. but you won't have heard of them
I wanted hay long before that retard horse
GOES TO DISNEYLAND Folds arms and walks around with head down.
Always saw plot of Shyamalan movie coming Surprise is too mainstream
Almost never on memebase anymore success
I listened to AC/DC before there was electricity
I stopped being a hipster it's too mainstream
I was cool before it was cool to be cool... .. before it was cool to be cool before it was cool to be cool
we used to offer our employees health insurance but now it's too mainstream
Always burn my mouth cause I drink my coffee before it gets cool
born in the 80's f*ck you 90's kids
memes are so MAINstream
First Day of class? I did that
Have you heard of this distribution? Didn't think so
I opposed sopa before it was cool
yeah I know that band... how do you know about them?
deadmau5? i the one who made it dead
I liked burning man before it sold out
I liked penny arcade when it was still funny
'Too Mainstream?' too mainstream
i was breathing before it was mainstream
i enjoyed red laser beams before they were popular also
NO! I WON'T LISTEN TO THE BEATLES UNTIL THEY're ALL DEAD!
I made homework before Daft punk
I was a hipster before it wasn't cool
hating pedophiles is too mainstream
used catnip before it was illegal
house foreclosed and fired from job way before the recession hit
i dont eat food i ABSORB it
RANT ABOUT 1.99$ IPHONE APP BUY COFFEE AT STARBUCKS FOR 8$
I was following tweets before twitter
Hated bad Luck brian Before he was a meme
Just because we live in 'America' Doesn't mean I know which 'Football' you're talking about
i was hipster before it went mainstream
I hated hipsters before it was cool
I Liked Steve Jobs Before he was underground
.MP3 IS FOR CONFORMISTS  I LISTEN MUSIC IN .FLAC
UsiNG THE WORD 'MAINSTREAM'? UGH
music is my life No i don't play any instruments
i took an arrow in the knee before any guard did
I was bi  Before it was cool
makes poll to gather opinions on mods goes with option that wasn't on the poll
I played Pokemon in 1997
I drink hot chocolate before it's cool
i've been boycotting chic-fil-a since before it was cool
has new iphone found hoodie in gutter
sees favorite band get a top selling album says they're 'selling out'
I banked with credit unions before they were mainstream
i ate famous amos cookies before they were famous
i love christmas because hating christmas is too mainstream
wear Cotton Bag ironically
is so mainstream putting the top text first
KONY 2012? THATS SO 1988
I saw the beatles with
High ratings Are overrated
kitty
I spend 30 minutes in front of the mirror To create a just-out-of-bed-look
i was listening to toro before he met moi
I didn't like the changes Facebook made before they were made...
Doctor who? I liked him when he only had his masters Degree
Degree in Anthropology Livin' with mom
My art corner has become to mainstream time to relocate
haiti is good now that it's underground
mumford & sons and vampire weekend? meh
I was asking for cheezburger Before it was cool
knew gangnam style before it was cool
BURNED tongue I drank coffee before  it was cool
when i watch sitcoms i laugh before the laugh track
the only music i like is the only bad music good bands made
THEY SEE ME ROLING
now that dubstep is popular i can finally admit that it sucks
goes to night party wears raybans and carries a vintage camera
a girl said to me 'i hate you' i said 'hating is way too mainstream
7398 friends on facebook? I've got penpals
should i value any of your opinions? nope
some anime shit you've probably never heard of it
never heard of dead people? maybe cuz their so underground.
games? i play art
living is too mainstream
loved deadmau5 before he died
Joins occupy wall street cries when apple ceo dies
I saw that on memebase before you posted it here
Dolphins are still my favorite team winning is too mainstreaM ANYWAYS
hipster memes? too mainstream
Lonely Island? Oh
i read blogs in lynx
I had a twitter before it was popular
I listened to florence and the machine before they were mainstream.
Thinks michael bay is worse than uwe boll Being entertained is mainstream
yeah? well i was on facebook when it was typewriters and carrier pigeons
i hated twilight when it was only a book
I liked mumford before he had sons
typing is too mainstream everything is now in meme form
i was lame before it was cool
america is too mainstream its all about canada
My favorite band is aaron T. You've probably never heard of him.
yolo? i live nine.
Wishes you a happy Birthday... ... at 5 am two days after your birthday
I went to my favorite band's concert. 7 people in the audience. sellouts
uses #3 pencil on tests cuz #2 penicls are too mainstream
win one week of free starbucks never go to starbucks again
i listen to whitney houston now that she's underground
Observes Kony 2012 popularity suddenly advocates for every other charity
I was already pirating this image Before people knew Sopa
How Many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?  It's a really obscure number
math rock too mainstream prefer discrete math rock
I was a Norse Pagan before skyrim
TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE Before skyrim was out
I Thought you were funny Before you went Viral
Happy christmas 'merry christmas' is way too mainstream
asked for holiday music plays the decemberists
Hipster? Me? oh god
favorite band on radio deny ever liking them
I opposed SOPA Before it was written
facebook friends sign sopa petition signed petition last year
What is skyrim
chromebook not hipster enough? install ubuntu on it
i hated hitler before anyone else did
I'M SO INDIE I CALL MY BALLS BELLE & SEBASTIAN
I told you happy birthday like...last year
I Hated hipsters before everyone else did
TATTOOS USED TO HAVE MEANING NOW THEYRE JUST A FASHION STATEMENT
i hustle ironically
bicycles the new harleys
Watch vma's Criticize all of it
jpeg? i use html encoding
Collab with Kanye? For shame
felt awkward before it was awkward
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Hated Justin Bieber Before he started singing
i can had cheezburger
I liked Obscure Bands Before Liking Obscure bands was cool
I WAS LISTENING TO MUMFORD AND SONS WHEN THEY WERE JUST MUMFORD
I survived hurricane sandy before you
Halloweeen? I do Reformation Day.
I listened to deadmou5 when he was alive
Not on facebook because everyone else is on it now
I had a Gluten Allergy  before having a gluten allergy was cool
Coffee Shop
I was grumpy before it was cool
I was excited about 2013 ...in 2011.
Voted for a black president Before obama ran for office
I liked jay z's music before i knew what it was
Breathing IS TO MAINSTREAM
One cat nine lives
Fenrirs child? i liked her before she had 100 watchers
Game of thrones? Oh you mean a song of ice and fire
Was mainstream before it was cool
I liked memes Before my university did
i played vanguard before the yugioh ban list
Hates trends is trendy
HATE COLDPLAY ONLY LIKE BANDS THAT SOUND JUST LIKE COLDPLAY
HATES COLDPLAY LISTENS TO BANDS THAT SOUND LIKE COLDPLAY
I used to listen to jack johsnon back when he was just kelly slaters best friend
i used to be a person but that was too mainstream
I think materialism is so overrated wanna meet at urban outfitters?
LADY WHO?
Internet is too mainstream Take it down congress
declaimed sopa  before google made it cool
Happy 2013
You wear true religions? too mainstream
A song by a band I've haven't heard of? Like that shit.
Photography: Take a picture of my feet while I do this
i posted memes into this group before it was popular
Reprint? No thanks. I have the original on vinyl
i dont dream i have night movies
I was playing  elder scrolls before skyrim
my favourite beatle? stuart sutcliffe
HARD WEEK AT WORK THANK GOD IT'S CATURDAY
EPCOT? I went in 1939 when it was in flushing meadows
I liked the clippers last year
i was a khajiit before skyrim came out
I took tons of arrows in the knee before guards in skyrim did
I was a meme before the internet existed
SPEND HOURS PICKING OUT YOUR WARDROBE TRYING TO LOOK LIKE YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT IT AT ALL
Liked take this Lollipop before it was cool
i took an arrow to the knee before it was cool
i took an arrow to the knee before it was popular
I dreamt about it before it becomes reality
you don't listen to grunge well neither do i but its practically my domain
i knew about 9gag before it was cool
if it's not recorded in a bathroom 10 feet away from a microphone I'M NOT INTERESTED
I was on tumblr before everyone on facebook joined
I grew up a skater before it was mainstream.
I went black once it was too big for me
i stopped watching basketball before the lockout
M83? oh
I was doing the cat daddy before it was a dance
just because I dress well doesn't mean I'm a hipster
My Music's So Underground It's in China
I liked sarah jessica parker before she was a horse
who needs windows when you are underground
favorite band? can't even pronounce it's name
I'm a vegetarian Because Meat is so corporate
Breathing it is to mainstream for me.
I study oneirology Not like i think youve heard of it...
I was liking Rock  Before it became Classic rock
I was against slavery before abraham lincoln because racism was too mainstream
i occupied  charleston  before Occupy charleston
being human was to mainstream so im a cat now
Where'S my FIxie ?
Yes
i used facebook before 2007
Is the cheese vintage?
'likes' band   '1 like? sellouts!'
I like skrillex because hating him is too mainstream
'I listen to a bit of everything' Has multiple CATEGORIES for dubstep.
New version of software? I only use vintage.
I liked cocoa puffs before the milk was chocolate
I don't see plays I just read the script
I listened to Hannah Montana before she was miley cyrus
I knew Dubstep When it was dubcrawl
heard this band i used to like on the indie radio station they sold out
Being non-mainstream... .. is so mainstream
I was cool before it was cool to be cool... .. before it was cool to be cool before it was cool to be cool
'I like it ironically' (likes it genuinely)
i smoked weed  before it was illegal
I CroSS MY i's and dot my t's
Post CD purchase on music Forum no response
oh goddd Tyler the Creatorr is everyones new fav
The Tumblr radar is so mainstream. i only use tumblr sonar
i jumped out of one of the world trade centers before the plane hit on 9/11
my soup had been hot before it was cool
When a hipster took a nap napster was born
Yeah. I fart a lot But you probably haven't heard it
OH! You're not spending your new years in portugal? *scoff*
Food and water too mainstream photosynthesize instead
moved the controller before WII
I would have said happy birthday yesterday but That's a little too mainstream
I Prefer the '93 attack
buy $800 camera... photographer
I listened to brian eno before i was born
I was into fossils When they were still underground
i only watch independent movies that have under a 500
Unicorns heal with their horns you've probably never heard of that
underground? Nah
Burnt my mouth eating pizza... ********before******* it was cool
Being a hipster is too mainstream
haven't made front page in a week good
I trolled in real life Before you showed me memebase
I liked antartica Before it was cool
I KNEW MAU5 BEFORE I KILLED HIM
i  was  a  hipster before there were hipsters
Complain that no one likes your favorite wrestler complain when people start liking him
Lives two miles from the guy from the decemberists says they're neighbors
Working all day? That's too mainstream for me
watched Independant films before they were independant
I knew who jo calderone was before the vmas
Irene? Can i snort it
I BOUGHT NX BEFORE IT WAS KARMA KOIN
see's someone wearing the same hoodie becomes vegetarian
I used spears in daggerfall
I knew about hipster kitty before it was mainstream
Buy 8ball of coke for $120 Complain that you have no money
gmail? Cute. AOL for life
Gmail? Too mainstream AOL
generating captions too mainstream
i love facebook's new chatbox
For sale on itunes too mainstream
my lvl on cod is so high that i dont brag about it not that i play somthing that mainstream
i've been waiting for Lady gaga for 13 hours
Hipster kitty judges you from behind NONPRESCRIPTION glasses
I liked eyehategod When they still loved him
Go to concert Try your best to pretend other people aren't there
Coffeescript...? Too mainstream I'll use clojurescript...
I was owling before owls
actually keeps rotary in rx7 because ls swaps are too mainstream
I bought this shirt before it was made
failed at being punk now a christian hipster
tries to catch the blue dot
I've switcched to 100% Meme Communication
I funded alpha games before any turned out to be good
Protests bush's war crimes votes for obama twice
cat foods to mainstream
i had swagger back when it was called tm32
I liked diablo 3 before ros
sorry about the couch...i thought he could use the space in my litterbox... for his math equations
i upvoted this post before it hit the hot page
I played the Stanley Parable Before Pewdiepie and Markiplier made it cool
liked The Pledge of Allegiance before it was changed in 1954
i remember when xanga was a thing
i should clarify yuor'rre aeromse
Hipster Cat Liked Fridays Before they were 'Free For All Fridays'
you crap in that? you clearly have not been to morocco
you crap in that? you clearly have not been to morocco
I had Bieber fever Before it was diagnosed
dont like this meme i dont want people to see it
Hooo... This is just Eeeeeee
Yo you got dat Dupstep shizz? Nah man i got dat Ultra Hipster House Shizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
jeabot's coming out with new single but you've probably never heard of him
What the fuck do I do?   Well
WATCHED SCOTT PILGRIM VS. THE WORLD AFTER SNACKING ON SOME FOOD. IT WAS ABSOLUTELY DELIGHTFUL.
...
I was making memes before there were meme generators.
everyone should be treated equally including me
Ate lithuanian pie you must have never heard of it
I LIKED BOB BEFORE HE SAID NO
i liked minecraft before 'how to survive the first night'
yo meow!
I set fires before the cavemen made it mainstream
I burnt my tongue because I drank tea before it was cool
I drank my coffee Before it was cool
I USED LINUX IN THE 90s
I used google plus before it was cool
Gangsta cat thinks this question is too mainstream
PLAYED TF2 BEFORE WENT F2P
tuna fish? um
Wears cat nip logo on shirt Doesn't do cat nip
I was a joseph morgan fan 10 years before he became klaus
i drowned the dog in the main stream
i liked meth before it was cool
Had a yIng yang poster on the wall Before china was founded
Calls people who don't use linux fools Has no idea how to use linux
Artsy Props instagram? Emily-Ann and Olivia set those before it was cool.
I dont always take a shit  But when  i do i take a picture of it
Fifty shades of grey?  I'M SORRY I DON'T READ CHILDREN'S BOOKS
hated john boehner well before the gop House Reps did
It's a rather obscure view you've probably never heard of it
I was a cat before i was a cat
I wished you happy new year 2014 before it was cool
I lOve movember Because im not the only one who looks like a fag in november
I've  been  playing  Elder  Scrolls Since  Daggerfals
the konami code gave me 9 lives before contra came out
I WAS THE CAT  THAT KILLED DEADMOU5
I survived Hurricane sandy Before the waters receded
Hipster Kitty Was into life before you
Check out my kickstarter artisanal hairballs
i waked into moridor before it wasnt simple
HEY YOU ALAIN WILL WIN THE MATCH
Like If you knew this song before...
I was into tig notaro before she was dying but now that she's not
I MADE AMANDA TODD JOKES BEFORE IT WAS COOL
I cared about amanda todd before she was mainstream
I LIKED MITT ROMNEY BEFORE IT WAS MAINSTREAM
happy birthday chamar
I only listen to bands you cant spell with letters
i hated rap music from the 2000's during the 1990's
I hated music from the 2000's during the 1990's
is no longer a hipster because hipsters are now mainstream
I banged dumb chicks before they became teachers
i liked the last shadow puppets when they were first
i drank sodas in school before the vending machines were installed
KITATE DE MI KAMINOOOOO
I was the mayor before she stole mayorship from me
Stoichiometry is too mainstream
I ate cheezburger before i could haz it
Approximately 4 million use the London Underground daily Doesn't sound very underground to me
HashTag? Oh You mean pound
I still use hacked.irl but you've probably never heard of it...
was huge fan of the master piece ecce homo before cecilia gomez's restoration attempt
3-CH.INFO I BET YOU NEVER HEARD OF IT
I liked gangnam style before it was cool
for new years resolution starts smoking
SPENDS THREE MONTHS RENT ON CAMERA TAKES ALL PHOTOS WITH INSTAGRAM
AHORA TODO EL MUNDO ES HIPSTER ESO ES TAN MAINSTREAM
Deadmau5? i knew him when he was Deadmau1.
I LIKED FOOTBALL bEFORE IT WAS COOL
I hated Gerrard before it became painstakingly obvious he was bad
makes sure to finish hot chocolate before it gets cool
czechoslovakia? u mean austria hungary
Complains how dumb americans are now ignores witch burnings
Listen to Drake. YOL9T
i hated justim bieber before he was on youtube
MARTIN SHOPEN you probably haven't heard of him
Creating original memes? too mainstream
16 Horsepower? I liked them before they were popu...wait!
My sexuality depends on my mood
STRANGE CAT LADY HAS TOO MANY HUMANS
dslr? so mainstream i use camera obscura
mofo rippin up furniture  befo rich folks be buyinz da shabby chic
10
moar godard i'll start to understand he's an awful director
Enough nutella on bread? too mainstream
Doesn't support gay marriage because the white normative gay agenda is too mainstream
I watch jersey shore ironically
Manhood academy  was here before it was mainstream
Yes
shazam MATCHED the song playıng DAMN!
I played Counter Strike When it was Initial Strike
I lieked mudkipz before they became popular
mofo meowmixin' befo yo even had da house
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram
indy circuit wrestling? too mainstream
I see you're using tabs INSTEAD OF SPACES
I WAS SHOUTING BEFORE THERE WAS CAPS LOCK
I ONLY READ TENOR CLEF TREBle IS TOO MAINSTREAM
made jokes  before they were funny
Antares? I think you mean taurus II
find favourite meme on memegenerator stop using it
watches and clocks are too mainstream i use an exclusive collection of SUNDIALS made by a small  peruvian artisan
You wouldn't Of heard of them Their japanese
AIDEN'S CUTE.  WILL HE LICK MY ASS?
DON'T BE TRIPPIN' FOOL!
I liked insane clown posse before they where cool... still waiting
Was uncool before being uncool  was considered cool
Listened to Gaslight Anthem Before they Played With Bruce
I listened to 'we are  young' Before it was fun.
i followed the germany soccer team before it was a unified nation
I SAID YOLO WHEN IT WAS CARPE DIEM
I was country Before I made it cOol
Music? No thanks
I make homelessness cool enough said
i was a real cat before memegenerator
i was on facebook when myspace was cool
knew of settlers before it was on table top
they say they don't follow mainstream stuff uses facebook anyways
OBSESSED WITH ROONEY MARA PRETENDS TO LIKE BOYS
YOLO? Oh
i liked gotye before somebody that i used to know
ashera? it's so mainstream
playing angry birds #yol9
the position of the sun has no bearing on when i sleep
Adderall? I take  hexahydromethamphetamine You've probably never heard of it
My name is Cody I hate hipsters
Hipsters. Going against the grain of society since before it was cool
Constantly advertises individualism lives in studio apartment with seven loser friends
tree falls in a forest and no one hears it goes out and buy its new album
I only lived once last year
i was cool before cool was cool
My mom was cool before moms were cool
mom was a milf my reason for existence
I was a cat before cats were cool
i hated popular stuff before that was cool
I liked blomkamp before Tetra Vaal
I was accused of being a hipster before it was cool it was totally accurate
when i go to the beach i wear jeans. bathing suits are so mainstream bro.
i liked faith hahn before she broke out of jail or became a creature
it's a dungeon crawler you have probably never  heard of them
I played dungeon crawlers before grimrock
I hated hipsters Before it was cool
knew about immortal before his account got hacked
used to be #1 before it was mainstream
Cared about sopa/pipa in 2011
I don't always use the wrong Meme before it was funny
Disliked nickelback before it was cool
Lied to people about cake before portal
rubber paddles really? i use sand paper
Yonkers by tyler
favorite brand of kitty litter? you've prbly never heard of it
i liked sonic youth before they were young
i made internet searches before they were searched for
I liked Dr. Pepper When it was still an intern
I knew the red hot chile pepper when they were mildly spicy
i wear my glasses under my ears
was fan of memetopic when it was still about memes
100? I only recognise numbers ending in eight.
RANT ABOUT 1.99$ IPHONE APP BUY STARBUCKS COFFEE FOR 8$
I used to finsh my memes _________
joined the stanford group in 2011
I used the word fixiecentric before it was even a word
I was going to join sabertooth but then it became too mainstream
drank blue moon before it became a trader joe's brand
i listened to hip hop  before it was hip
I POSTED HERE WHEN THE BAORD WAS STILL GREEN
I thought it was cool before it was cool
Instagram on android? Too mainstream
PENGUINS SOOO MAINSTREAM
REALLY? YOU LIKE THEIR NEW CD? I ONLY LISTEN TO THEIR FIRST EP
I LISTENED TO DUBSTEP BACK WHEN IT WAS CALLED DIALUP
has a trust fund hangs out with strays
go ahead down vote me
Underwater hockey? Oh
I saw the batmobile before it was on australian news
i knew about aye aye
i listened to vocaloid before hatsune miku
I went to balboa when bathrooms were locked all the time
I smoke catnip
i wrote on paper before it was school
I hated hipsters before it was cool
facebook pathetic
facebook pathetic
Psh..... Planets are so mainstream
i liked electronic music before it was called dubstep
Hears song on radio deletes from ipod
I played maplestory before bigbang
I knew the kony2012 organisers were wankers before they masturbated in public
I used to care about uganda But now it's too mainstrEam
liked him before it was cool
vin diesel? you mean mark sinclair vincent
lady gaga? you mean Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta
greek mythology? you mean greek religion
roman mythology? you mean roman religion
norse mythology? you mean norse religion
celtic mythology? you mean celtic religion
mythology? you mean ancient religion
jupiter? you mean zeus
eve? you mean the rib
israel? you mean jacob?
the carpenter's son? you mean the son of god
ENLIGHTENED ONE?  YOU MEAN GAUTAMA
Maury? you mean maurice
lisa? you mean elizabeth
japan you mean the warring city states?
poland? you mean austria hungary
czechoslovakia? you mean austria-hungary
australians? you mean the ABORIGINALS
governor of hawaii? you mean king kamehameha
african slaves? you mean tribal warfare
shaka? You mean the zulu
hindu? you mean the aryans?
buddha? you mean siddhartha
Czech republic?   you mean czechoslovakia
The united kingdom? you mean the british empire
head of england? you mean the king?
Mexico? you mean the mayan empire
the americas? you mean the Mayan
Leader of Japan? you mean the shogun
Japanese mayor? you mean the daimyo
photoshop? I use windows paint
windows? I use ibm
Trojan man? you mean from troy?
comedy? you mean a play?
I knew homer the greek poet before he wrote epic
philosophers? you mean pre-sokratics
rome you mean the empire?
constitution? you mean the bill of rights
edited a photograph with windows paint
Nike? You mean the goddess?
i saw the end before the beginning
i recorded in 240p before there was camera
I moon walked before neil armstrong
I conform so i don't conform to be nonconformist
chemistry? you mean alchemy
i sang a song before the metronome
i wore glasses before i was blind
i ate bread before there was yeast
i drove before traffic lights were mainstream
i delved in art before the cavemen
I cried before jack died in titanic
i saw the future before the past
i listened to rap before there were sell outs
I was friend's with tom before myspace
You went to sally loos on monday thinking it would be open? Novice mistake.
Knew about lucid dreaming before it was on 9gag
Watched machine gun preacher i knew about kony before it was cool
i wrote on paper before it was school
I diDn't lose WinninG was juSt too mainstream
I CARED ABOUT UGANDA BEFORE I INFORMED EVERYONE THAT THEIR FUTILE ATTEMPTS AT HELPING ARE MERELY PERPETUATING THE WHITE-SAVIOR-COMPLEX IN AFRICA
KONY 2012?!? ZOMG WHAT?! BUY MORE TOMS?! OKAY!!!
I read twilight  before it was cool
Posted kony 2012  in 2000
favourite band: African pencil bra.
I cared about stuff going outside the us before everyone was all like look at me im such an activist
Yeah it's called TUna you've probably never heard of it
Knew sonny moore from fftl before he was skrillex
Saj and Nick? Oh
Liked Ogeeku Before...Wait
wanted to help uganda before watching kony 2012
WAnted to help uganda before watching kony 2012
I was a political activist  before kony2012
I CARED ABOUT UGANDA BEFORE KONY 2012
Fought kony in 2011
i hated joseph kony before the video
I hated joseph kony before kony 2012
I knew about kony before he went viral
I HATED KONY BEFORE IT WAS COOL TO HATE KONY
KONY 2011
I knew Joseph Kony  Before The 30 minute video
I ignored fads Before kony
kony 2011
I Knew about kony before it trended on twitter
Kony? I Prefer Hitler
I hated kony before 2012
started listening to 'young the giant' when they were 'the jakes'
knew jeremy lin went to harvard while he was at harvard
knew jeremy lin was a baller at harvard while he was at harvard
Barges in a conversation Contributes nothing
i had a record player before it was cool
Ate at ArRillaga Dc  Before it was  even Built
I hated team rocket back when it was cool
I love Whitney Houston Now that she's underground
Dry Ice? Not cool enough!
Favorite Harry Potter Book? magical beasts and where to find them
I knew that cloud when it was a lake
balrog
i watched '(500) Days of Summer' over a million times
goes to frat party i'm going to sit in the corner and watch everyone have fun
shops at urban outfitters 'all my clothes are pure vintage'
I used to play tower defense before it was a starcraft mod
i liked chris blacks statuses before they were mainstream
I liked the etsu memes page before it was on the east tennessean
flushed the toilet before i peed
I was wearing a p scholar backpack before it was cool
Bow and Arrows BecAUSE GUNS ARE TOO MAINSTREAM
I STARTED WEARING A HOOD BEFORE THE ASSASSINS
I shop at thrift stores i'm so hipster
I liked Whitney houstOn  before she died
I liked equations of inequality before it became a facebook status craze
I liked equations of inequality Before they became a facebook status craze
I linked that song before it was cool the rest I linked 60 years after
Deadmau5 ? i already knew him when he was still alive
I dont hate god
There's another floor to the library you've probably never been there
Claims to be happy and better than everyone else has to take pill to feel good
'Irish bars are so OVERRATED' goes to casey moore's every wknd
I Said 'Goodtimes' Before it was mainstream
Hated being mainstream before it was mainstream
salvation army? no
Was making Mems in the 7th grade
no
memes are too mainstream you've ruined them for me now
The force is strong with this one
I KNEW JEREMY BEFORE HE WENT LINSANE
TOOK ARROW IN KNEE BEFORE BECOMING AN ADVENTURER
i used to like that band until people like you liked them
I went to scared scriptless shows before they used memes as ADVERTISEMENTS.
knew about memes before this page existed
I thought the whole Facebook meme thing had died out a long time ago now we get 'Shit *** says' and 'What I Do' in the span of a few weeks.
opens vintage store next to oxfam
am i supposed to love or hate valentines day?
I was into the SCUS' before it was loose
Bon iver won a grammy... sell out
i've been making memes since before this page was popular
umbc has a meme page memes are no longer cool.
I was 'from the block' way Before jenny was
Whitney Houston? Yeah. Heard about her dying hours ago. whateve.
i made vcu memes before the facebook page was created
I used to reflect before they built a pond for it
you eat meat? that's bad for you smokes
i had sex before i was conceived
'The rise of corporate America will be the death of the world.' *Sips Starbucks*
Vinyl is getting too maintream 8 Track is where its at
Listened to Tru religion before they were worshipped
works out at pace because it's underground
GOES TO KEELE UNI YOU'VE PROBABLY NEVER HEARD OF IT
I liked the attic When it was the lighthouse
I only eat at the rat it's so underground
TGIF! It's not friday yet
Pizza burnt my mouth ate it before it was cool
Alarm clock on nightstand? Too mainstream
pet me master riri
obscurity is too mainstream
I was ironic before it was cool to be ironic before it was cool to be doing things that are cool before they were cool
Rant about real problems nobody believes what hipster kitty says
I predicted nostradamus
THIS MEME IS SO MAINSTREAM
I uSED 'DE RIGUEuR' BEFORE IT WAS 'DE RIGUEuR'
only browses controversial
10 views on youtube  too mainstream
I don't have a skrillex haircut it's a win butler.
Don't Be hatin' All the chicks like me better
I liked ponies before it was cool
I held a candlelight vigil on 9/10
Listening to cool band you havent heard of on the bus turn it up loud so you can hear how cool i am out of my headphones
I knew about sopa over a year ago... before it was cool
I own underoath cd's before they were cool
wants to share interesting post Uses 'Share' button
has a piercing besides the ears thinks they know everything about body modification
I drank Pabst  Before it had a blue ribbon
Doesn't use Chrome or Mozilla  uses IE instead
i was into papilio before bruce
5 super bowls in 10 years too mainstream
Gets first down runs backwards five yards
Someone likes facebook status deletes post
michael scott? i prefer gabe
MAKING FIELDS GOALS is too mainstream
I don't always retire but when i do
welcome to portland where all hot girls wear glasses
Success? put a bird on it!
I ALSO USE NET PLEASE STOP SOPA AND PIPA
i made fun of portland before portlandia
buys 1000$ computer first game to install: diablo
I knew this meme Before everyone else
5 super bowls in 10 years roots against patriots
while everyone protested sopa i protested pipa
I liked piers before  he  became a meme
I made fun of sopa before it was cool to make fun of sopa
Wrote HIS legislators  bEFORE BLACKOUT WEDNESDAY
I knew of sopa before the blackout
creates meme that makes it to front page  'knew it'
I breathed  BEFORE CAROLINA did.
Cabinet wobbles noN-haunted furniture is just too mainstream
I MADE THAT FACE BEFORE IT WAS A MEME
Likes Tim tebow Because hating him is so mainstream
i watched shoenice before he drank 3 beers in 37 seconds
Goes on meme generator only likes the fail teir
I was trolled on  G Plus before it was open to the public
I liked CHAMPAGNE Supernova  Before stellar evolution
I knew about sopa before wikipedia blacked out
I lived in north dakota before the oil boom
Play  progressive sludgecore metal on 180 gram vinyl
BROWSED REDDIT BEFORE IT WAS ILLEGAL
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? the number's pretty obscure
Ubuntu TV ? I was using ubuntu when it was only on computers
see's vocab word in facebook post to mainstream to say sparkle
fb
I was mainstream before being mainstream was mainstream
i was mainstream before being          mainstream was mainstream
I was Hipster Before it was cool
I KNEW ABOUT SURFIN' BIRD BEFORE FAMILY GUY
Supporting the LEGALIZATION of MARIJUANA   is so mainstream
friendzone johnny OVER
MY FAVORITE SODA? YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT
radiohead? too mainstream
I used to like starbucks before they start to serve coffe
I used meme generator before  it was mainstream
Heard you were upset So Here's a kitteh :)
Hipster kitty? so 2011
i drank coca-cola when it still had cocaine in it
I liked the Clippers... Before they Got Blake Griffin
I was living in 2012 BEFORE it went mainstream
I liked system of a down when it was still up
I was not learning to drive before it was popular
Hipster Kitty dislikes dubstep  its too mainstream....
I took an arrow to the elbow the knee is too mainstream
I was sketchy before it was hipster
I liked Pizza Before it was cool
whiskas? too mainstream
CELEBRATE SILVESTER IS SO MAINSTREAM
I made hipster jokes before they became horribly unfunny
HIpster kitty  plays 1st wave ska!!!!!!!!!!
Like band
I was born on february 29th the other days of the year were far too mainstream
STRAIGHT GUY LIKED MY SHIRT  HE DIDN'T GET I WAS WEARING IT ironically
Listen to shit bands before they were mainstream
got facebook timeline three months ago
I WATCHED RAUMOOGLE BEFORE HE WAS MAINSTREAM
WAS GOING TO USE YAO MING MEME LOL FACE MORE ORIGINAL
MEMBER OF MILE HIGH CLUB BEFORE PLANES EXISTED
i had twitter before it was mainstream
My Blood Cells MAde of Argile
I compared turtleneck'd Will to Warhol Before it was cool
remembering christmas presents on time soo main stream
i was a hipster before it became popular
i dont breath i convert oxygen into co2
i dont fight ppl i enter combat mode
love is too mainstream i say i blood pumping organ you
i dont sleep i rest my eyes
i dont sleep i close my mind
i dont blink i wink with both eyes at the same time
vcr on vinyl!!!
Band was too mainstream Joined drama
i was judging musicians before simon cowell
i found nemo before he was lost
I had facebook timeline on friendster
My Elders Liked to Be Respected  Before it Was Cool
Nintendo 64? Dude
I used to be an adventurer like you pfft too mainstream
Break Guitar Strings Call It art
I made fun of hipsters before people knew what they were
I rooted for the Detroit Lions Before They actually won Again
i'm not a hipster just a 'zak hines'
I took an arrow in the knee... BEFORE I was an ADVENTURER!
I took an arrow in the knee before skyrim came out
I took an arrow in the knee before skyrim came out
I Played l4d2 when it was l3d2
i used reddit when it was still called digg
i watch viral videos on vimeo
I used to complain about things being too mainsteam... then i took an arrow to the knee
i was listening to mac lethal years before he was in viral youtube videos
I Loved HIMYM and tbbt before anyone else. I hated himym and tbbt before anyone else.
I used to be mainstream like you But then i took a pitchfork to the knee
I watched star wars before it was cool. And made sugar cookies too.
Got my doctor's note before I was absent
every kid was going to school i begged my parents to be homeschooled
I went to v-tech before everyone got shot
I was born in a stable BEFORE JESus
lol you just kidding
I wished you happy birthday before it was your birthday
I had twitter  Before it was cool
Self-confidence Too mainstream
Complaining  is too mainstream
I liked hugh laurie                  Before he was house
Im jewish because i was monotheistic before it was cool
I only drive my Boat through canals Rivers are too mainstream
Real close to dividing everyone I know into two categories: 'people who are down with mizithra' and 'idiots.'
likes zubat because hating them is so mainstream
i saw it before the front page
was a guard before taking an arrow to the knee
spends hours at ihop only orders coffee
I burned the roof of my mouth Because i ate the pizza before it was cool
hate the series before it was popular
skyrim has a small world i play daggerfall
put the christmas ornaments on the back front of the tree is so mainstream
i played mw3 before it was released
Skyrim? I played it before it was mainstream.
I have them too
I was unemployed before the recession
What is A Radiohead?
The only twilight i like IS A UNICORN
been to berlin before the wall
I thought the world was terrible Before it was popular
I Listen Nirvana When kurt was alive
i was a hipster before hipsters were hipsters
i remembered it before the nostalgia critic
I'm dating a dog ironically
Liked deadmau5 back when he was livemau5
Skrillex? Oh
I liked Rebecca Black's friday On thursday
The lion king was good when it was known as kimba
I knew about jumanji Before it was famous
I liked Elder Scrolls BefoRe it went maInstream
smoking weed? too mainstream
DEAD AT 26 COOLER THAN THE 27 CLUB
CREATE mYSTERY SKYPE THEATRE NEVER UPDATE
Signing the constitution too maninstream
I've hated mainstream before it was cool to hate mainstream
I went to fall review when it was summer
not sure if hipster  or if using the right meme is too mainstream
I was slaying dragons before it was cool
cat
Epic hero for cats
Takes Picture of herself looking out window Uses Mumford and Sons Lyrics as caption
liked a friend's status but now it has over 20 likes unlike
'Skyrim? Too Mainstream' Buys Skyward Sword
too mainstream for your shit get away
call of duty is too mainstream play dragon quest
you do realize that by the time i'm 30 i'm not going to dress like this anymore
I liked mcr before welcome to the black parade
metal is just noise listens to noise rock
I dont Listen to rap I listen to hip hop
HAKUNA mATAT It was my moto before it wasn't a passing craze
I don't go to parties they come to me
Waits for white iphone to come out to be unique puts on black otter box out of irony
posts a hipster meme on facebook It's a throwback
Call of duty is so mainstream *has 1000 gamerscore on it
Spend all Night at Dennys Only Order Coffee
You don't like invader Zim as much as i like invader zim.
Occupies wall Street due to lack of democracy refuses to vote
Myspace? Way too mainstream
I was a pony  before it was mainstream
I liked memes before they became maintream
I LIKES MEMES BEFORE THEY BECAME MAINSTREAM
SMOKEd HAND ROLLED CIGarettes Because filters are so mainstream
Lets Get a Boat  Hotels are too mainstream
buys pbr but waits till it's not cool anymore
i had cheezeburger before i axed
i Liked that meme before it was funny
habla &#237;ngles es muy corriente
I MADE HIPSTER MEMES BEFORE IT WAS COOL
I go to alot of raves..... that you've never heard of before
I had  sex Before it  became so Mainstream !
I'd  explain it but you  wouldn't understand
I liked memes before they were on the internet
listened to skrillex when sonny was in from first to last
I had twitter before it was cool
I was going to move to canada Before everyone said they were yet im still here
I live here but I hate america So i'll do nothing about it like voting
I was fired before people were being layed off
proper gramer is to mainstrem
oCCUPY wALL sTREET oNLY THE HIP CAN UNDERSTAND OUR NEBULOUS NONSENSE
Gadda-fi is dead i prefer lo-fi
I WAS COOL BEFORE IT WAS COOL
i knew J. cole when he was I. Cole
i liked hipsters before they went mainstream
drive a peice of shit honda Best thing in the world
I was an oldfag before oldfags were newfags
considers himself frugal shops at wholefoods
moves in to dorm leaves shoes everywhere!
I said Miaow Before it was mainstream
I liked 'Boys on the Radio' When it was 'Sugar coma'
I liked the 'duck face' when courtney love was making it
I spelled it 'chyll' before it was chill.
I updated via dsi before it was a meme
I was unemployeed before the great recession
I finished that paper Before it was due
i regularly chill at starbucks you wouldnt know..
I used TI calculators before they calculated
HAVING A PROFILE PHOTO IS TOO MAINSTREAM
i knew barack obama when he still was BARRY SOETORO
I was part of the holocaust before it went mainstream
I do drugs Underground
i did not cross the iraqi border the border crossed my tolerance for the world
spent my morning listening to depeche mode remixes
PRIMAVERA SOUND? Yeah In oporto
ROlling pictures Too mainstream
Bacon? I was eating bacon before the entire world was obsessed with it.
someone posts a place on shhh been there seen that
I hated meme-spot when it was run by adam and sarah
Sex? You've probably never heard of it
nancy baym wears me you wouldn't understand
I liked memes When you visited EbaumsWorld
I READ GRAND ROUEN BEFORE IT CLOSED
i was watching snl before 1776
fur too mainstream. bald too mainstream. *covers head with lavendar hoodie*
Salvador dali? Oh you mean Salvador Domenec Felip Jacint Dali i Domenech
Falinox? I Liked him before he signed to lifted
Harvey Specter? Oh
Says she's their biggest fan Downloads album from utorrent
im so  hood
Google too Mainstream Uses AltaVista
I thought Ramsey Sucked Before you did
talking out of your mouth is too mainstream
I got the voodoo for you bitches
Im DRUNK BUT ILL DRIVE FOR FREE NUGGETS
I REMEMBERED 9/11 BEFORE 2001
Heard PC is good TOo bad It can't run dubstep.
Portray figures of classic literature as rapists and addicts Damn
just doodling in my moleskine
i had a profile pic but then it got too mainstream
I DON'T BELIEVE IN SCIENCE THATS WHY I RODE MY UNICORN TO WORK
how did the hipster hockey kat drown?  He skated on the ice before it was cool.
HOTMAIL? DO YOU MEAN WINDOWS LIVE WEBMAIL?
HOTMAIL? DO YOU MEAN WINDOWS LIVE?
I liked 'my little pony' before it was cool
I hated kreayshawn before you
Bellatrix Lestrange? Oh you mean Mrs. Bucket
Hipster kitty says  be awesome
Dammit
HATE ZOOEY DESCHANEL? I HATED HER BEFORE SHE WAS BORN
Gonna start playing farmville Next year
Lenin cat? I prefer Bob Avakitten
I still watch movies in VHS
i make my own pesto because jars are mainstream
I knew about the google logo before you
I liked mygarage.ro while it was still underground
I'm in ur codez currying ur functionz
i copy people ironically
i support ron paul you've probably never heard of him
No longer pedophile it's so mainstream
i hated boz-lines before it was cool
EM-411
Chaos? Oh
i ate thai food Before thailand existed
Gold? My stimulus was platnum
Phantom on the horizon? oh
I Listen to Hipster Happy Hour Ironically
draw masterpiece and take a break. When come back and look at it again: what is this shit
doodle turns out to be a masterpiece it's on lined paper
Get better grades in non-art classes IDENTITY crisis
Receive a flyer with 9 different fonts on one page feel personally offended
Too inspired to sleep Too tired to create
Art School Where hipsters are the mainstream
Yes I draw No I will not draw you a tattoo
PUT DOWN PENCIL LOSE PENCIL
Draw original art
The undo button Saves more souls than Christ
Want to draw comics when you grow up. can't do both
geek loser in high school. sex god in college.
See cute guy's sketchbook Crush suddenly ends
Begin Charcoal Drawing. Finish looking like a coal miner.
TAKE A PHOTOSHOP COURSE KNOW MORE THAN THE TEACHER
\'All you do is arts and crafts all day. That's easy.\' i will cut you
Tell someone you're an artist
when doodling in sketchbook: artwork looks amazing      when drawing for final project:  artwork looks like shit
Someone saves beautiful picture as jpeg Cry
'cartoon art isn't real art.' Well
You may find These amusing But they're all True
Go into new art class and half the class is better than you die on the inside
Ask friend what to draw 'draw me.'
classmate makes an awesome piece hate yourself for not coming up with it
buy small sketchbook for on-the-go drawing never use it because everyone stares
hate yourself because you can't draw can't draw because you hate yourself
cardboard box? more like four unused canvases.
try using deviantart for references find nothing but cosplay photos
Boyfriend confuses photobooth and photoshop dumped
professor compares your work to an artist you've never heard of go home. google them. cry.
\'you're an artist? how will you feed yourself?\' I DON'T KNOW
PERMaNeNT ERASER SMEARS ACROSS PENCIL DRAWING kill me now.
Own mounds of supplies and yet somehow you don't own the ones you need
Door slams on drawing hand Life flashes before your eyes
\'Omg will you do an oil painting for me if I pay you 30 dollars?\' Canvas cost 50 dollars
Compliment on work from stranger EGO BOOST
Buy expensive sketchbook Draw on computer paper
Watch sports root for team with better logo
COFFEE TOTALLY FALLS UNDER ART SUPPLIES
no inspiration for weeks i'm no artist
BEST ARTIST IN CLASS COMPLIMENTS YOU STOP PATRONIZING ME
Mix the perfect shade of certain color Always run out halfway through painting
Link non art student friend to Art Student Owl 'I have no idea what any of these mean'
see church use      papyrus in logo eternal      damnation
can't spell Painting without pain
See art rival has a sketchbook desperately want to see it
2394873987 weeks to do art do 90% within last 24 hours due
'You've got some something on your-' I know
Draw Masculine Male Turns into curvy female
Set goals to draw regularly all summer Proceed to do absolutely nothing until september
\'What do you want for Christmas?\' Food
Drawing looks great in pencil
Use grid method to draw. Feel like you cheated life.
Choose: Psychological Help or Your Creativity I'll have the schizophrenia please.
Creative burst in the middle of night Get more done within an hour than you get on a day
'OMG YOU CAN DRAW?! I CAN'T DRAW A STICKMAN!' yES YOU CAN. EVERYONE CAN.
All the materials I'm using are toxic? That's okay
Seven years of art school. End up working at art supply store.
get told something you made is amazing complain about it
Work dillegently on lineart in photoshop. Realize it's on the same layer as sketch Sob
Eating while painting More concerned about getting snacks in chemicals than chemicals in snacks
think you may be going through depression and try to talk to friends about it \'oh your fine. you're an artist
parents always ask why you don't draw happy things
Go out into nature think of everything in terms of photoshoot
Realize charcoal on face creates unibrow ...I AM FRIDA
\'Creative writing isn't art
Think teacher is most brilliant person ever Then you find their work online...
You're an animation major?  so you're gonna work for disney
You use a Tablet?  Looks Easy. LIES
'you're an artist
Find out roommate is stealing your cigarettes and supplies don't know which you're more upset about
PERSON ON FACEBOOK HAS PHOTO ALBUM LABELED 'MY ART :D <333' DECIDE TO OPEN IT DIE
finish a drawing and proudly post it online Find dumb mistakes 5 min. later and feel regret
Post personal art on tumblr. 5 notes. Post photo of kittens. 500 notes.
artistic Inspiration finally happens  at 3:00 in the morning
Laugh at art student owl before going to college oh god what am I getting into
friend asks for critique on their artwork no longer friends
My room is not a mess
go into art store must touch everything you see
get Heart broken most powerful creative boost
spend 5 minutes sharpening coloured pencil tip falls out before it touches paper
People call me pro Those people are 11
wear new shirt for the first time get paint on it
love drawing
Love work before adding color add color and IMMEDIATELY want to die
Professor accuses you of cheating because technique is perfect Thank you?
visit van gogh museum
\'SPRAY FIXATIVE\' BIGGEST LIE IN AMERICA
Create Meme about life in art school Post on Poorly designed website
NON-ARTIST PERSON BUYS EXPENSIVE WATERCOLORS YOU CAN'T AFFORD DIE A LITTLE INSIDE
Steal from one
'omg your WOrk is so good! MINE SUCKS!' thanks
Defy the rule of thirds fearless
Make art about saving the Environment Use Highly Toxic material
See that everybody's a better artist than you cry
you bring a new person into darkroom 'It's dark in here!'
40% off at blick If only I had the other 60%
ANYONE WHO OWNS PHOTOSHOP THINKS THEY'RE A GRAPHIC DESIGNER NOW SHAKE WITH ANGER
5 minutes sketching 5 hours coloring in Photoshop
Too inspired to sleep too tired to create
tell them you study animation they assume you watch every single kids movie that comes out
Non-art student asks you how you did something \'Magic.\'
Sit outside in paint clothes a homeless person calls you dirty
Read Art Student Owl Think
stay up till 4am drawing wake up with fresh eye. trash it
go through bouts of artistic depression not even in art school yet
Raining very hard. Protect sketch pad with life!
Analyze painting look more into it than the artist did
Open commissions  No one wants
Q: If all you do in school is sit around all day and draw...then how come you don't get fat?? A: .......We don't have time to eat...
Slice your hand open working on a project Welcome to art school
If i end up living in a cardboard box I will decorate the shit out of it
'This makes the rest of you stuff look like crap! I love it!' That's where I blot my brushes.
Teacher says nothing positive about your painting GET A
Guy that never shows up harshly critiques everyone's work Who are you? Are you even IN this class??
Drop project in puddle on the way to class Professor: it's wet.  You: ...it's a metaphor.
Tell people you're an art major \'Oh
get nosebleed during life drawing anime fans never let you live it down
make an art student owl meme  submission it gets more attention than your art ever will
\'Wow that looks really good!\' No it looks like shit.
My paintbrushes have softer hair than i have.
Doodle a mix of Japanese and American animation styles. Teacher says: \'Cartoons aren't art.\' Walt Disney and Hayao Miyazaki are about to mentally murder Teacher.
Hear Your Professor Did Animating For Mulan Search The Credits Desperately
Friends complain about getting 6 hours of sleep Average night is about 3
New Student turns out to be art god hate and worship him simultaneously
draw masterpiece  on a post-it
Come home for the summer \'Hey
BUY EXPENSIVE SUPPLIES TOO PARANOID TO USE THEM
stranger notices you drawing them your explanation: 'You have an interesting nose shape.'
Left-handed? SMUDGES EVERYWHERE.
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
see a knocked down trash bin in the middle of corridor Carefully walk around it - might be someone's graduation piece
You draw so well! do you mind doing all of the artwork for this really big project of mine for free?
dark circles
Went to buy a 4b pencil. bought a 4h pencil. facepalm
ALL CLOTHES EVENTUALLY BECOME PAINT CLOTHES
need font for school poster find one
cigarettes for lunch
Go to Computer lab only to find every computer taken Everyone's on Facebook
use coffee to stay up all night  drawing spill coffee all over drawing
tell relatives you constantly pull all-nighters \'so it's a party school?\'
need invisibility cloak to draw in public
\'You can draw! Why not work at an amusement park doing caricatures?\' Drawing ability ≠ caricaturist
'so i was checking out your sketchbook --' it was just an assignment i'm not crazy i swear
supposed to take notes in class doodle instead
art professor hangs your best drawing in gallery never get it back
Walk into art studio and get hit with wave of fumes smells like home
ART STUDENTS GATHER IN AN OVAL NEVER A CIRCLE
that awkward moment when you finish installing cs5 and realise there's no helvetica
Mom asks you to draw a Titanic-style portrait of her...as a present for dad's birthday... OH GOD MY BRAIN
That awkward moment when you realize you're better at drawing the opposite gender
Not even out of highschool Art student owl applies to majority of my life
first time staying up tiLl 3:00 A.M. PAINTING MASTERPIECE must do this again
Paint endlessly sitting down cant feel your ass for the next half hour
Out of eyeliner use conte
Create a piece you actually like Don't stop starting at it until you hate it
Hear someone crying after critique the herd is thinning
Get rejected from Art school kill 6 million jews and start a world war
Become an artist never be phased by nudity again
Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet
Try to explain to parents why supplies cost more than rent.
'Anything liquid
take anatomy class never draw clothing on figures again
Do your best to finish an artwork Yet the sketch was looking way better
FOOD FOR THE WEEK OR A COPIC MARKER?
Another art student tells you your negative space is beautiful Start Dating
'You're an artist? can you paint me something?' I'm a sculptor.
i want to start a comic but i'm paranoid it'll fail
discover memegenerator.net spend hours captioning art student owl
high school art teacher tells classes digital art is easier than traditional Contemplate hiding her body in supply closet
CUT FINGER USING XACTO KNIFE WAR SCARS
RECIEVE SHIPMENT OF ART SUPPLIES MORE EXCITED ABOUT THE CARDBOARD BOX
DEpressed because owls are too mainstreAm
CARRYING PORTFOLIO ON WINDY DAY PREPARE TO SET SAIL
2 days till deadline? better do something simple starts drawing with ridiculous detail and intricacy
Being the only art student who paints while sober
guy borrows fine line pen uses it to color in massive picture
It looks tim burton-y
DOWNLOADS ALBUM
can't draw or paint abstract expressionist
Spend Hour fixing mistake looks even worse
Dad finds 18x10 foot piece of cardboard we've hit the motherload!
15 MINUTE BREAK? KEEP WORKING
HAVE ALOT OF FREE TIME DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DRAW
GO TO ART SCHOOL Become part of a family
Sit like an animaton major upper back pain forever
Show people your art They expect free tattoo design as friendship currency
HAVE A VOICE IN YOUR HEAD CLASSMATES SAY
Enter art into show. Friend: \'Oh
worst painting sells for $$$ best painting
room full of photography majors 'only 5% of you will end up doing photography for a living'
thick frame glasses
look every where for pencil  find in mouth
Gets Drunk MAKES A MASTERPIECE
start epic drawing never work on it again
'what are your plans for after graduation?' Starve in the streets
can't find shot glass use film canister
Spend all night working on cgi see everything as wireframe for weeks
zombies in the school bathroom just another day
Start shading a portrait \'Why is he black?\'
Spend hours making the perfect character design. Proud of your originality and creativity. Discover its twin on the internet.
Buy expensive set of charcoal pencils 12 year old sibling uses them for working on homework
There's too much blood in my caffeine system
peel dried acrylic paint off palette so satisfying
ENTER ART SCHOOL START TO RESENT PHYSIOLOGICAL NEEDS
\'Those aren't mistakes
wander around town taking photos arrested for terrorism
Get critiqued harshly on art Critic doesn't even know how to draw a circle
draws male friend - Male Friend loves it Draws female friend - gets list of details to fix
NON-PHOTOGRAPHY MAJOR PULLS OUT CELL PHONE IN DARKROOM DID YOU WANT TO DIE?  BECAUSE NOW YOU'RE GOING TO
'I can understand how it's just as stressful as exams
have a vision in a dream fail to capture it on paper
Teacher asks why you chosed a certain color had only this one
'Oh
that awkward moment when the girl you just met is your life drawing model
See a grungy person walking down the street Pushing a Cart of Trash Artist or Hobo?
someone tells you they like your art cover paper when they walk near
'You're a really good drawer' wtf did you just call me?
See other artists' work quietly doubt self-worth
A flash of brilliant idea disappears as soon as in an enviroment to get to work
live at home
Miss two weeks of studio classes because of illness contemplate suicide
two art students fall in love talk about art during sex
wash hands AT the sink SOMEONE LEFT BLUE PAINT ON THE HANDLE; WASH HANDS AGAIN
You majored in animation? So you want to work for pixar right? Great observation there
Discount on art supplies Better than sex
This product is known to be carcinogenic better paint with it
Work when you're not practicing
Complain to boyfriend about having to draw realistic hair \'Don't worry babe
Vegan Realize most art supplies are not
Leave drawing in studio overnight come back to find it stepped on and torn.
BATHROOM? ITS A DARKROOM NOW
Professional Company Uses Comic Sans Arrest Designer for crimes against humanity
do same drawing six times
Need more time to work on project wish you had insomnia
but art is so easy
'Wow! Can you teach me to draw like that?' no.
A month to do important project do it in 1 hour
Kids in Africa  need commercials about Broke Art Students
Car broken into
Artists ARE the children of society children ARE the future of society
get told you should model 'your proportions are so off it'll be a challenge!'
hate helvetica always use it
TELL PEOPLE YOU WANT TO CREATE A GRAPHIC NOVEL \'OH
take great portrait of friend get mad when they don't make it their profile picture
Get money for commission  Buy supplies instead of food
Make a mistake on paper drawing Look for Command+Z
SOMEONE INTERRUPTS YOU WHILE YOU'RE WORKING THEIR BODY IS NEVER FOUND.
Look around the class Suddenly feel worthless
Quality of Materials Based solely on how toxic they are.
Wow how did you draw that? by rubbing a pencil against some paper
See other students work Why do i exist
Tutor tells you to look up artist in college LIBRARY  home. laptop. google image.
'I like your piece
PARENTS USE COMIC SANS FOR EMAILS ASHAMED OF OWN FAMILY
Going out for halloween without a costume
HAVE A GOOD IDEA DON'T TELL ANYONE
spend hours on clay sculpture drop it just moments after completion
ACTUALLY LIKE ANIME FOREVER SHUNNED
look up from drawing realize i'm the only owl in the class
Art teacher is terrible at art yet still expected to listen to them critique your work
Don't have time to shower? Purell under the armpits
Sees bathroom graffiti writes critique underneath
I CAN'T BELIEVE SOMEONE WOULD THROW THIS AWAY PLACE IN 'future art project' pile
takes a picture of something in black and white it's definitely symbolic
someone uses a good inking pen to jot something down make a pterodactyl noise
Pale
Draws an amazing sketch Finds one flaw
Stuck in a class with idiots looking for an easy A. Laugh out loud. \'Oh
The cat kills a bird Take it to study anatomy
Professor says to buy Flash for class. \'Where the hell am I supposed to get that money?\'
stares at paper for hours
artwork gets censored biggest deal in the world
daylight outside time for bed
Get wisdom teeth removed request to save teeth for project
Say you're an artist Everyone wants you to draw them something
Get a tumblr suddenly a real artist
Spend entire day in front of sketch pad Actually get an idea around 1 am
You pulled an all nighter? big deal... i lived upstairs in the film department for 6 months
so sorry you have tests to study for I have to build a Structurally sound
SHOW PROJECT TO FAMILY 'THAT'S NOT ART'
diet: cup of noodles
Coffee an art supply
Fibers oh
buy more oil paint or buy more cigarettes what do you think?
WHERE IS MY ERASER? IT'S ON YOUR PICTURE
Get master's degree work at starbucks
Tell someone you're an artist So
Painting mounted on cafeteria wall Critique with friends
Show your very first animations to your family 'why are they only 5 seconds long?'
Huge project that requires a lot of recyclable materials Classmates now think you are the garbage man
spend so much time on helping friend on ideas all your ideas get stolen and no credit is given to you
class starts at 9 wake up at 9 and arrive first
Find out art supply store offers student discount 3 %
15 minute breaks? Naptime!!!!
Handed a Flyer with clip art on it What is the meaning of this?
It will be worth alot of money When I'm dead.
should be painting making a meme instead
open commissions 'get a real job'
another still life yay
Spend day in the darkroom High on fumes and blind in the sun
What? Sleep? What's that? Can I eat it? Because I'm hungry...
TELL PEOPLE YOU'RE A BOTANICAL ILLUSTRATOR \'COOL
TOO LAZY TO DRAW SECOND EYE? DRAW AN EYEPATCH
Use spray adhesive Become a katamari
Create beautiful pencil drawing DISCOVER UGLY LINE THAT WON'T ERASE
MOUNTING FINAL PROJECT
Spend all night finishing thesis Class suspended
Im an art major /'yeah
make plans to change the world while falling asleep feel stupid in the morning
inspiration hits! thirty seconds later gone
3 meals a day? one if lucky
good ideas go in
Drink whisky in studio by yourself Like a true artist
FEEL LIKE SHIT USE BAD MOOD AS INSPIRATION TO CREATE MASTERPIECE
group of art students go out to dinner nobody can do the math to split the bill
deviantart a place for non-artists
Try to animate hair blowing in wind lose will to live
your best friend questions your choice studying fine arts ex-best friend
Every piece from drawing class barely fits in portfolio
new kneaded eraser too scared to mould it to useful shape because it is so nice and neat as it is.
No one cries at national portfolio day something isn't right
sees non art student leave brushes with paint on them.  paint gets hard. urge to kill
put hands in pocket x-acto blades
ANIMATION PROFESSOR DOESN'T KNOW SAMURAI JACK :|
MAKE A BEAUTIFUL SKETCH OUTLINE FOR A PAINTING   TOO SCARED TOO PAINT IN CASE YOU RUIN IT'S BEAUTY AND BASIC STRUCTURE
Buy expensive Brushes Use 3$ painting sets
stand up after drawing on the floor legs enter a world of pain
Crap!!...Where'd that original sketch go?   spend entire week searching find in scanner
spend 2 hours at art supply store buy one item
CAN'T FIND A THIN ENOUGH BRUSH USE EYELINER
Go to Grad school still can't draw
Become an art major listen to nothing but modest mouse and radiohead
Mom doesn't like Feminist art.
Due date? You mean sometime before the semester ends...roughly
Draw perfect hand
i study animation so how did you like \'gnomeo and juliet\'?
Go to art school Become a guitarist
Freelance artist A facny way of saying 'unemployed'
Friends talking about math and science-y stuff.. yeah
FRIEND SAYS ALL YOU DO IS     PAINT PRETTY PICTURES EAT THEIR FACE
that akward moment when you drink your paint water instead of your tea
make art for your mom she'd rather have a painting of flowers
use too much white space racist
'I'll need a lot of this colour' never use it
'how epic was it on a scale from  albrecht durer to andy warhol?'
Avoid Michael's like the plague Craft not art store
Rewatch Fantasia art-gasm
SHOW PARENTS WORK IN PROGRESS \'THAT'S NICE HONEY
Find huge shiny piece of red holographic styrofoam on street Useful
$60 for five brushes Cheapest thing I've bought all day
See how much Marla Olmstead gets for a painting Want to murder a toddler.
Date fellow art student. Break up. Everyone knows everything. Figure Drawing proffessor gives you cookies.
Go to art school expecting to meet people like you it's just spoiled rich kids whos parents wanted to get rid of them
slave over project all weekend and still fail to finish it teacher says you don't care enough about class
Life drawing model keeps clothes on Feel awkward
watch 3d animation assignments in class able to tell who watches anime
Graduated and need 'real' job consider leaving out your major on resume
COME UP WITH GREAT ANIMATION TO GO WITH SONG CAN'T ANIMATE
Reference Banksy to fellow artist. They ask who that is. *face palm*
Takes a break from studying chemistry to work on abstract art
First day commuting to and from school with portfolio already the bane of your existence
Stain on artwork during critique 'I did that on purpose.'
3 am: Project due in 5 hours
my mac is my canvas
assignment to finish ignore all bodily needs
Senior art exhibit?  Nah
degree in basket weaving  No. fiber art
laugh at art student owl Feel better about bad life choices
Create your own Crazy Animal species 'OMG IS THAT A POKeMON?'
5 gallon bucket of gesso white paint for life
hobbyist friend draws something that truly sucks force a smile and tell them that it's lovely
Critique young artist with a fair yet realistic tone. I'm only 14
Spend three hours catching up on artstudentowl on tumblr Finish at 1:30 and don't know what to do afterwards
Clear art supplies off table to make room for more art supplies
uses hazardous chemicals with no safety clothing only eats organic
boyfriend thinks you are ogling him... really analyzing his musculature for figurative sculpture
save new canvas for a wonderful masterpiece canvas stays blank for 8 months
Slept with x-acto knife miraculously unscathed
Ask parents for art supplies crayola doodle pad and a no. 2 pencil
End of semester survive off of final critique snacks
GET MUG AS GIFT END UP USING FOR PAINT WATER
WORKING ON SOMETHING
'Oh my god
'FINE ART MAJORS DON'T NEED A NICE MAC' 'ANIMATION MAJORS DON'T NEED DATES'
'What are art exams like? Do you even have exams? Don't you just color and listen to music?' friendship ends.
forget you are holding a xacto Head starts to itch
Go to art school for bfa realize 99% of Art Student owl is true
frantic search for jewelry pliers find black paint yesterday's frantic search failed to turn up
Draw for five hours on sketchbook. Crap. doodle in a scrap of paper. Masterpiece.
DRaw with pencil where the hell did all of these smudges come from
marihuana makes you creative smokes all day forgets to create
walk by a window. creepy hobo staring at you Realize it's a mirror
Professor says You should like Everything you Create question professors sanity
sneeze on print
CONSTANTLY GET ASKED IF YOU'RE STONED HAVE NEVER TOUCHED AN ILLICIT SUBSTANCE IN YOUR LIFE
Family always expects you to draw them stuff 'When are you gonna make my picture?'
/'have you heard of the term
bad anatomy physically annoys
Instructor keeps telling you how much she loves piece critIQUES SHIT OUT OF IT IN FRONT OF CLASS
Get an assignment and start brainstorrming start assignment
black. boogers.
Design student refers to cindy sherman as 'that one chick' cringe
Lecturer gives presentation about careers 'most of you will never make a living off art'
day light savings gain one hour best day ever
FINALLY WARM BOX OF SCULPEY HANDS HURT TOO MUCH TO SCULPT
That awkward moment when the painting professor asks if anyone knows who Toulouse-Lautrec was
Get commissions Lose motivation
be an artist only get sketchbooks as presents
Refuse to watch Avatar Because the subtitles are in Papyrus
Despises anime with a searing passion Drawings all look like anime
DROP TABLET PEN HEART ATTACK
smoke weed all day and listen to electronic music brainstorming
Go to modern art gallery spend time crying because ALL of your work is better
load walk animation from previous classes animation teacher is impressed how fast you work
The Glass is half positive space and half negative space
20 minute debate over kerning twenty. minute. debate.
life goal: toil in obscurity and die young
Girl in non art class says she's an artist DRaws anime
Blow Glass Hear all the same terrible bj jokes over and over and over
Sister uses expensive paintbrush to paint nails with nail polish 'Off with her head!'
go to save your masterpiece photoshop crashes as you save
Went to art school for creative freedom Spend Entire Life Repaying Debt
you see discarded pile of cardboard boxes I see free art supplies
starts to rain use umbrella for art rather than yourself
Have confidence in art skills Afraid to take COMMISSIONS due to lack of interest
accused of trying to be ironic I'm not even trying... which is ironic
doesn't dress edgy people think you're boring
make mistake while drawing ctrl z the table
teacher asks if you had a nice relaxing break what break?
WAtch someone try to clean oil paint in water Die laughing
Watch someone pour paint thinner in styrofoam cup Die laughing.
discovers tumblr deletes facebook
FINALLY! 8 HOURS OF SLEEP! IN ONE WEEK
prof critiques everyone's work skips over you
Creative burst in the middle of night Get more done within an hour than you get on a whole day
Scratch a drawing of a fetus onto some burnt toast  instant fine art degree
doing cartoon figure studies dad walks in: \'oh
'Oh you draw animals
Find new favourite font use it in every design
Sacrifice creative vision for good grade? You're kidding
art student who likes physics and math no friends
Draw picture as a  gift for friend suddenly everyone wants a f*cking picture and they want it for free.
'outside'? what's that?
I have A 'College' education
gestalt theory utterly useless now that i'm a barista
Conceptually Skilled Technically Inept
show mom shitty scratch board that took 5 mins \'it's so amazing! can i frame it?\' show her painting that took 5 months \'it's okay.\'
Free Transform Tool
Prof: Use any canvas size you want! Go crazy! Printer: Sorry
make pact with friends after graduating art school kill each other if we end up doing caricature works in times square
taking too much time looking for materials time is a material
should be doing art laughing at owls on interent instead
gets brilliant idea when stoned cant remember.
guy saying 'YOu work on computer ? That's easy
'Come up with and animate a 30-second short story... in two weeks.'
no art related classes this semester no reason to go to college
roll a tire into the art building at 2 am guard doesn't even blink
DOODLES OF BOOBS ON SCHOOL DESKS ANATOMICALLY CORRECT
EVEry day im gessoin'
drinking cup next to brush water DRINK PAINT
Project due tomorrow eat nothing today
CIGARETTES
Dad takes a pen out of your bag flip out
the memes are not WHAT THEY SEEM
'OH WOW YOU DRAW JUST LIKE THAT ONE GIRL!' SHE TRACES BLEACH MANGA
Need secondary light source for still life
IN STUDIO AT 12:00am. only 15 more pages to animate 6 pages later
'No thanks
Rejected from art school Take over germany
spend 40 hours on piece for rendering non-artists: 'wow just on one drawing?'
what do you do for work? im an artist.  'oh.'
'YOU PAINT WATERCOLOUR? LIKE THEY DO IN KINDERGARTEN?' INSURMOUNTABLE RAGE
but then
someone asks you to draw something  i cant draw sorry
pictionary with non-art friends savor the superiority
dorm doesn't allow coffee pots in room omg what am i going to do?!
Get drunk for inspiration Pass out instead
dry shampoo invented for artists
move work from deviantart to tumblr real artist now.
Two years of art school master of finger paints
SOMEONE GETS CHARCOAL FINGERPRINTS ON YOUR MATBOARDS KILL THEM IN A MURDEROUS RAGE
Photo major uploads photo to Internet Non art school friend \'OMG DID U TAKE THIS?!?!\'
When asked what Printmaking is
Summer retail job Yelled at for drawing on downtime
Spend 70 dollars on markers only bought fourteen
home for the summer body doesn't know what to do with all of the sleep
Fail painting class BOB ROSS BELIEVES IN ME
Teacher is practicing artist only remembers name of student with rich parents
looks up prices for a1 portfolio sleeves cries
Pays thousands for art school for 4 years Learns more in 4 months out of school for free
/'I love this abstract elefant!'/ cries because twas selfportrait
Finishes Painting accidently spills acrylcolors all over it
New year's Resolution? 300dpi
have no patience to wait 4 minutes for the fixer agitate furiously to speed process
stays up 36 hours straight to finish project class cancelled
Had to restart laptop for an iTunes update Motivation to open Photoshop again at 0%
6 figure film degree shoots weddings
Watch video from 'SomeBody that i used to know' Admire stopmotion more than song
make an accidental stroke on artwork this art holds new meaning at more levels now.
get 3 hours of sleep a night luckiest one in class
my student loans outweigh any of your petty problems
BYOB BRING YOUR OWN BRUSHES
friends earn real money i get payed in tumblr reblogs
Senior BFA Students Everyone dresses in grayscale
Disregard GIMP Crack Photohop
Can't work
classmate asks if she could use glitter for project... horrified stares fill the room
up to 70% off art supplies i don't use
discover untouched illustration board sudden feeling of overwhelming joy
created a retarded lizard bird people call me brilliant
SPENT ALL MONEY ON ART SUPPLIES
try to impress teacher: criticised give up and do whatever: praised
No one cares about your drawings Keep drawing Anyway
tell guidance counselor you want to go to art school guidance counselor tries to talk you out of it
Maya Keyboard Shortcuts In Illustrator
SKETCH LOOKS BETTER THAN LINEART BANG HEAD ON DESK
Bottom line of art history: stds make good artists
spot a tampon string on a female model in life drawing act like a 12 year old
'list objects in painting from foreground to background' Philosophical debate about where the sky begins insues
CRITIQUE DAY HALF OF CLASS ABSENT FROM ANXIETY
Starts animation course hoping to meet amazingly talented and like-minded people badly drawn anime. everywhere.
boyfriend sends you sexy shirtless pic use as figure drawing model
Friend drops one of your pencils on a hard surface massive hissy fit
Gifted artist even more Gifted at being lazy
hang up your designs on the wall for critique only student in the class who doesn't get feedback -lose your meaning for life
going bowling with friends tonight? bring sketchbook
paint on hands eat with them anyway
ipod corrupted CAnnot go to school
teach you to draw? it's like teaching to breathe
GO TO ART SCHOOL AS A NON-SMOKER GRADUATE AS A CHAIN SMOKER
go to bed at 3 wow this is early
Go to bed thinking about art incapabale of sleep
double exposure With a digital camera
Non-art student asks if you have colour pencils no
my god the font makes me want to cry
Culinery student New best friend
pencil behind one ear cigarette behind the other
HEAR FRESHMAN SAY THEIR CLASSES ARE 'FUN' FEEL EVERY EMOTION AT ONCE
\'You smell like gasoline.\' \'Yes
Only one in class to get paint on shirt Only one in class not using paint
own an expensive sketchbook never dare to scribble on a single page
People find out you study game design \'Hey why don't you make me an original PS3 game!\'
take art seriously get called pretentious
Stay up until 5 am doing art project; promise to self never to do it again stay up until 4 am on next project
finally finish art project allow self 24 hours before beginning the next one as reward
Write insightful paper Get called pretentious - BY THE PROFESSOR
Classmate can't grasp simple techniques. Why are you even here?
go into art supply store everyone thinks you work there
typography class helvetica everywhere
Spend all your time in studio Forget what dorm room looks like
GET INK IN EYE NO BIG DEAL
watch green lantern think about cameras everytime someone says Parallax
Have an idea for a drawing Can't decide which sketchbook to use
GET AN ILLUSTRATION DEGREE SPEND LIFE EXPLAINING YOU DRAW MORE THAN COMICS
difficulty in deciding what to include in project trees are always relevant
Get huge bag full of art supplies
Completing assignment due tomorrow  Epic theme music playing in the background
Teacher writes stuff on the blackboard Take pictures instead of writing them down
Teacher shows anime image
'I've never tripped on acid before
BRING HOME EXTREMELY EXPENSIVE BOOKLET THAT TOOK 8 HOURS TO PRINT BOYFRIEND SITS ON IT
Lengendary Architecture student
dies penniless work is suddenly worth millions
boyfriend brings you food in studio is a god
create great looking Abstract sculpture random person comes up 'what does it mean?'
'Are you anorexic?' No im an art student
Can't stop thinking about sex during anatomy class can't stop thinking about anatomy during sex
Friend asks you to draw her complains when you didn't draw her prettier than she is
Finally makes a good photograph friend asks if its from google
have the time you wished for years to do anything you want achieve nothing because you can't focus clearely on only one godamn thing
Hang out with boyfriend Admire how perfect his nose is for drawing
went to art school to make art cant make art because i have to pay for art school
'You have charcoal on your face' It's ash wednesday
Takes break from art By doing more art
Draw something and turns out horrible come back the next day
I SPENT A WHOLE MORNING EDITING A POEM AND I TOOK OUT A COMMA IN THE AFTERNOON I PUT IT BACK AGAIN
Read Russian Blue Think Prussian Blue
Draw insect anatomy parts 'H.R. Giger must heavily influence you!'
Non-artistic friend who likes to draw asks for advice. gives a constructive critique. friend looks confused. 'i was hoping you'd compliment it.'
never buy graphic tee's 'I can make that at home.'
oh
Worked on piece for hours cant tell if its fugly or beautiful anymore
starts making art student owl meme tries using proxies to vote own image more popular
I tried being organized once too hard to find stuff
Sold first painting Thanks Mom!
Don't know if it's stockholm syndrome or i actually enjoy printmaking
Art student: Kneaded Eraser Non Art Student: 'EW is that gum?!!'
Moving house
Didn't become an art student because of the lack of money Still identifies with each art student owl meme
Runs out of charcoal uses 8B Pencil
Apartment? More like construction site
Sketch looks like masterpiece Ink looks like shit
Tells you your painting is amazing but only if he thinks his is better
40% OFF AT UTRECHT IF ONLY I HAD THE OTHER 60%
fILMS A LUMP OF HAIR FOR 72 HOURS GETS A STANDING OVATION AT ART SCHOOL GALLERY
6-hour figure drawing class ends 'YAY! Now I can go home and draw!'
sleeping and eating for losers
lump of coal       from santa YESSS.
FINISH ONE PHOTOSHOP TUTORIAL KNOW MORE THAN TEACHER
FInish a day before deadline don't know what to do with extra time
Lend art material to stranger art student Turns out to be Cloyd
NEED SHIRTS
Copy a BEAUTIFUL WOMAN Looks like your Grandma
Don't like fellow peer critique their art like mad
survey: 'how many hours of sleep do you get per day?' fill in your desired hours of sleep
Go to studio to work on project in peace so does everyone else in the class
drop paint brush in cup-O-Noodle
WHEN 'HOW ARE YOU?' BECOMES 'DID YOU SLEEP?'
Dog vomiting bibles Is art.
Someone throws chalk pastels There's a special place for you in hell
'You paid 10$ for a single piece of paper?!' You just can't understand
sells work at graduation show thinks he's gonna 'make it'
man my drawing was shitty back then
study in europe smoking mandatory
draw loads of anatomical mistakes people only notice boobs
lend paintbrush to foundation student she doesn't wash acrylic off properly
Everybody hates your piece during final crit Van gogh only sold one painting during his lifetime
Da vinci? Is that a soup?
TWELVE HOUR EXAM SESSION TO PRODUCE HUGE PORTRAIT AFTER THREE HOURS
Notice classmate drawing you from across the room. make a hideous face and wait for them to look up again.
given 3 weeks to do project take 2.5 to think of idea and the day before to actually do it.
you want your art? we want a fair art school tuition. Demand four: Free college education.
BREAK TIME: THE WHOLE STUDIO GOES OUTSIDE TO SMOKE  INCLUDING THE PROFESSOR
Go on deviantart rant on about how your life sucks.
Someone asks you to draw them You make it abstract so they won't be offended
move object one pixel to the left then decide it doesn't look good anymore
Teacher says you can use any media: GLITTER
Get angry. create best painting ever. Well
Buy a Newsprint Sketch Book Melts in your Car
First time at art store in new city Befriend all workers instantly
painters have no friends other than their paintings and sometimes they are His worst enemy
Tiny Korean Girls EVERY WHERE.
'i love your perfume! what is it?' beer
take a look at art student owl blog WHAT AM I GETTING MYSELF INTO?
Spend four months perfecting a painting mess up on signature
hot girl at beach 'What a great anatomy reference'
'Do you play sports?' 'No I'm an arti-' 'oh.'
work at art store in large city with multiple art schools can immediately tell which school people attend based on their clothing
I don't need anything for my portfolio. I need money.
Your mother hangs your work up in the livingroom stare at the flaws forever
Another All Nighter No Worries-Taco King Delivers!
USE BLUE INK ON PROJECT SMURF HANDS FOREVER
TEacher tells yOu not to use material
in the middle of creating a stroke in illustrator using a tablet Classmate thinks it's funny to move your still-plugged-in mouse
Mom asks why you're crying Your FAVORITE PEN DrIED
forget print in Old Print dryer Do you smell... Burning?
'What are you studying?' 'Art.' 'Oh.' conversation ends
suggest new idea to professor that's a good one. did you just pull it out of your ass?
Years of figure drawing instill deep appreciation for every body forever creepin
'Graphic Design' I majored in Adobe products
rearrange dishes in cabinet for better composition
Buy special prismacolor sharpener Pencil Still Breaks
find paint on your shaving razor feel strange sense of pride
SEe gırl Wıth staıned pants hot.
gauche? no
need food. no can opener. use claw hammer.
People call me pro They are 11
spray fixative on pencil drawing realize you used spray glue instead.
something get 100 faves. panic. never upload anything on dA again.
Forget headphones in life drawing  Next Six hours ruined
3:45am One more coffee
Animation Major? I live at Monty Hall.
Find dead mouse outside strange urge to photograph AND PAINT IT.
'Aren't Shonen eyes so pretty???' Well
Look at clock at 12:43 A.M. Plenty of time to finish  painting
take glasses off to clean. walk into fire hydrant. Apologize.
Haven't touched charcoal in months Still find fingerprints everywhere
asked to borrow pen hand them mechanical pencil
When you hear Shakira's 'She Wolf' you think romulus and remus
'Thank you for not making this class like dental surgery' how printmaking professor shows love
cannot draw human feet cultivate style whereby everyone has hydraulic spider limbs instead
Stay up for 3 days working on final
industrial design major? so what kind of industry?
day light savings lose one hour worst day ever
DOUBLE MAJOR IN aRT AND ENGLISh
Need MOney for art supplies turn my picture into a meme
'Drawing classes are a waste of time. i'm gonna be a photo major.' Oh
Watch movie Miss main plot because of drawin
Out of Shading Pencils Use cigarette ashes in ashtray instead
Someone asks to see artwork Don't want to work on it anymore
Someone opens sketchbook calls therapist
project reminds peer of something he saw once start over
Discuss to a classmate on the bus about shooting people in photography class
START DRAWING WHILE TALKING TO FRIEND CAN'T DO TWO THINGS AT ONCE
Leaving house... keys
Watch friend throws away picture five times better than anything you will ever produce Slit wrists
University use 'Bleeding Cowboys' typeface on Graduate Show posters I'm never going to get a job in Graphics now.
Amount of time spent on appearance of the table your project for the final exhibition will sit on: 12 hours. Time spent on personal appearance for the final exhibtion: None.
CREATE PHOTOSHOP MASTERPIECE
\'Academics Building? We Can Build It In the Back Near Dance!\' \'That's where the Visual Art Department is.\' \'WE HAVE A VISUAL ARTS DEPARTMENT?\'
have a solid visual concept stuck in your head for two days
create self-portrait and show someone \'who is that?\'
Attempt to draw kiss Consider suicide
Stay up for four days painting start hallucinating during crit.
Tell someone you're an art major \'Oh cool. Can you do graffiti text like super good?! \'
Mom shows off paintings to friends \'Are you sure your daughter's okay?\'
mix acrylic paint dried up before you can use it
Draw awesome doodle on math assignment don't hand it in
'wow
\'Oh
i don't do it for the money that piece is 9 grand
GOUGE HAND WITH LINOCUTTER USE PAINTER'S TAPE & PAPER TOWELS AS BAND AID
use spray paint before sleep go to bed wearing a surgical mask
professor continues to favor your artwork every class must be reverse psychological teaching method. your artwork sucks.
Finish picture after days of effort Spot massive flaws.
Spend years practicing life drawing to do realistic and dynamic humans of form and accurate anatomy Still can't draw a stack of paper
Too poor to afford new canvas Gesso over old paintings
be confident with my work get called pretentious
have quality standards get called pretentious
discuss views on art get called pretentious
have moral standards get called pretentious
when  doodling  in  sketchbook:  artwork  looks  amazing when  drawing  for  final  project:  artwork  looks  like  shit
Ask for opinion on unfinished drawing. \'YES I'M GOING TO DRAW CLOTHES.\'
SPEND MONEY ON OLD CAMERA AND FILM PEOPLE THINK YOU USE INSTAGR.AM
find A JOB FEEL LIKE A CRAPPY ART STUDENT
zoom in 400%
Roommate catches you melting the faces off of toy army men \'I swear this is for a class\'
Try dating \'normal\' people hating them for hugging you while painting
Feel reined in by restrictions in Drawing class Final is open subject and you can't think of anything
Paper Cutter Never Cuts Straight
spend hours drawing stairs with perspective cover stairs with figure's dress
Go to college Realize its a waste of money yet still continue anyways
Get Master'd Degree Work At Starbucks
Draws cartoon character \'Your style looks like gorillaz!\'
do colour studies \'aren't those all the same colour?\'
Get 4 year Art Degree Complain about not getting a job a Gamestop
Sure that professor is most brilliant person on Earth then you find their work online
Lecture starts in 10 minutes... Better get some sleep.
New sketchbook! ....New color chart on the last page.
spend food money on art supplies. Same old
Friend in non-art class needs a sharpener
Finish project
\'Was that intentional?\' yes.
\'WTF why do I have an F in ART?!\' ... Dude
look through old moleskines silently cry to self
home for the holidays looking tired and disheveled \'You Look so much artsier than before!\'
Scetch a crappy portrait in two minutes on an old napkin. Dad wants to frame it. Spend weeks pouring heart into a large complex piece. Dad wants to burn it.
Given studio key. Why am I paying rent?
Class with open medium policy. Cry into hankerchief. Turn it in. Get an A.
Really want a pet bird Fumes would kill it anyway
Due next week? Anytime before the end of the semester is okay too.
CUT OFF EAR BECOME FAMOUS ARTIST
SELL PAINTING FOR $50
Consider going back to finish your new media arts degree New media are now old media
get into fight with non-art student wear gesso as war paint
stuff left in studio over the summer if you can stick your arm through the window and reach it
\'Oh
Fridge filled to the brim with film
Deadline tomorrow morning START ON IT JUST NOW
Graphic Design Major Can't stand the widows and orphans on this page.
Sculpture looks terrible put a spotlight on it.
Go to restaurant with friends drawn all over the napkins on the table
dip hair directly into gesso still wash brushes first
GO TO ART SCHOOL AND SPEND THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS GRADUATE AND WORK IN MCDONALDS
Remember commissions that need to be done Draw unrelated fanart
Lost a small part of the mechanical pencil END OF THE WORLD.
Artist gathering at your favourite art Gallery Suddenly I'm not a student and I have never drawn
Criticised for drawing faces in comic and manga styles. Still the only person who can draw perfect anatomy
Non-photo major uses selective coloring instant Facebook 'photography' album
Use left hand for drawing exercise Profesor begs you to keep drawing with it.
Sunrise !!! Time to go to sleep
someone breaks into your apartment \'Oh
spot comic sans in professional setting sudden desire to kill everything
Going to school for filmmaking \'Oh! You could film your brother's wedding. You shouldn't have him pay
\'I guess you could call me a 'photophiliac'.\' No
Create an amazing weird avant-garde dress Were you inspired by Lady Gaga???
Print project on dollar bills explain to non art friends this is cheaper than using paper.
\'I can't draw to save my life
time devours truth and beauty
Find unsused roll of film in back of fridge Scare roomate with excited squeals.
LOST SKETCHPAD LIFE OVER
Seller on EBay uses Comic Sans in description Cancel bid
A milk jug is a cup with a lid in my opinion
TAKE PICTURE OF FRIEND WITH 35MM CAMERA \'CAN I SEE THE PICTURE???\' Maybe next week
Doing incredibly detailed line art. Bee lands on arm. Keep calm and carry on
Become artist. live off lunchables and kool-aid. all dreams are coming true
Try for 2 hours to wipe cat hair off screen Find out was on drawing you scanned
DRAW FOR SIX HOURS \'IT'S JUST A SKETCH\'
Finish project before 12am pull an all-nighter anyways
go to art school to be encouraged and gain confidence be told everything that's wrong with you and fall apart
*Ask model to pose for nudes* 'Oh
FIND A PAINTING IN THE GARBAGE MINE TO PAINT OVER
BEEN PAINTING FOR 8 HOURS STRAIGHT ALONE SUDDENLY TALK TO THE ART TOOLS AS IF THEY WERE ALIVE
Attempt creativity during summer break When did I get so bad at art?!
it looks like this artist i know
Do really well in photography class Remember you're an illustrator.
try to fix sleeping pattern by sleeping at 8 pm  fall asleep at 11am
Friend sees concept of original character
buy oil paint by the can
attend art college get praise for drawing on desks
Homeless guy working the corner outside class 'Spare some chan-oh
enters artschool excited and enthusiastic leaves art school bitter and jaded
Gets famous haters never find out because nobody cares about the art world but the art world
spent years studying art at the best teachers self-taught artists are still better than you
Brings home ceramics portfolio at end of semester roommate knocks only good piece off kitchen table
Fashion student  does not equal personal stylist
all great artists suffer but not as much as the mediocre ones
teacher defends shitty art everyone nods but you
Dropped Out. 'Life' still applies.
Buys cheap Paper to save money Makes shitty art beause the paper is cheap
Fill glass jar with Urine and insErt  crucafix Sell To stupid artfags for $15
heck yeah I wear what I want
Gets all a's for hand skills matting projects still can't wrap a present to save life
Work on abstract painting and get paint on hand Wipe it on canvas
'CAN I HAVE THAT?' You mean this drawing that took me over 40 hours? No
Can't tell if mold on studio classroom ceiling or charcoal dust
FInish really detailed underglaze job on Ceramic piece Accidentally put opaque white as a top coat
Hate Consumer based corporate society Sell kidney for new iphone
draws masterpiece what is this shit?
Website design  Not accepted at art schooL
RENDER RENDER RENDER RENDER RENDER RENDER RENDER RENDER RENDER RENDER RENDER RENDER RENDER RENDER RENDER RENDER RENDER RENDER RENDER  and somehow it became 5am
Course catalog said 'Professional writing' A whole semester on office memos
Stare at blank page for two hours 'He awoke in an empty white room'
Agree to draw anatomy diagrams for biology major Flatmate In exchange for food!
forgot to delete self-portraits on camera oh god
only guy in your art class not the sexy time you would expect
Mix perfect skin tones by banging rocks together
redrew whole sketch because one line looked strange came out exactly the same
pLEASE DEFINE 'DEFINE'
knows cigs cause cancer smokes anyway
'So
Spend hours creating blood-covered character for war-themed piece NOT ENOUGH Blood spatters on clothes; ends up looking like horror film murderer
Tell your friend you might paint her. never do.
drop x-acto knife on foot duct tape and paper towels
spend an hour  inking pencil lines smudge ink when erasing pencil lines
Change from Popular to Newest On Deviant art Cringes
'i study art because i do art
Someone notices you drawing \'Hey
You draw like a 3 year old I really mean that
GREAT ARTWORK! 'sure. will you buy it?'
Make friends with med school students get treated for lung cancer for free
draw the most amazing picture on draw something phone dies before screenshot
Neo Modernist: Spend years learning anatomy spend rest of career trying to forget it
It's like I'm mentally constipated Couldn't give a shit
yes
Have to make animatic can't get animaniacs theme out of head
5 Main food Groups: COFFEE
browse cintiq tag on tumblr cry
stylized art found in old ruins Everyone thinks it's aliens
goes to private art school draws during lectures
Use the words: post-structuralism
'Art supplies are too expensive' points you toward the junkyard
figure i'll probably live lonely existence and always be broke *accepts fate*
Gets new art supplies Leave them in your pocket when you do laundry
relative is an artist real art supplies for christmas
My Math copybook just leveled up to a sketch book
finds another random stick in dorm room new inspiration to make yet another wand
Friends Complain about   6 Hours of sleep wish I had 3...
Classmate breaks down during critique *awkward Silence*
art Student cuts off finger ems gives her a bandaid
pencil sharpener? nah
Answer question correctly in art history class heart palpitations
Tell Family you're in the fine arts program /'oh
art speaks for itself overexplaines the piece when showing it to others
ask friends for ideas don't take their suggestions
stranger enters your work room danger at every corner
working on a really good monoprint and mess up cry
Cafe won't give out cutlery Eat lunch with paintbrush chopsticks
spends one hour kerning Still thinks letters need more adjustments
Keep your guides locked
class critiques your work 'i like it'
buy First hair dryer       you've ever owned to dry paint
extreemly amused by art owl meme creator procrastination at its finest
You have two papers to write? I have three paintings
Spend weeks preparing portfolio interviewer looks at one page
Tutor in crit: 'I think this element of the piece is intentional.' smile and nod.
5 minutes left of class smoke in mouth
You're not exciting me TRY More
Spend hours 'Tweaking' Drawing Ends up the same as it was originally
Don't know answers on math test
Sleep? I'LL SLEEP WHEN I'M DEAD
Instructor asks 'Why can't your still lifes reflect the effort you apply on you personally art?' A: Fruit can't hold guns & swords and you can't get blood from a turnip.
It's february I'd better start on my halloween costume.
did the prof just say 'oooh' or 'ew'?
black pencil crayon poor man's staedtler 6b
drawing prof drunkenly emails entire class. ain't no thang
think the air smells strange when there's no TURPENTINE in it
thought of a really good picture but can't draw it
when someone looks at your work and says 'i hate you' just say 'thanks'
eating RAmen noodles all week. Smokes 2 packs a day.
No
use spray adhesive indoors smells nicer than air freshner
What's for dinner? beans and molasses
See art ed student cutting fresh prints with scissors Can't decide if its horrifying or hilarious
Plays guitar Gets laid
generic tattoo sketch
Exposes photographic paper to light dies
Tell Everyone you are making something lose interest
Inspire some with your idea Everyone thinks you got it from them.
Art project due in 3 hours You're reading 'Art student owl' instead
someone compliments your work 5 minutes later asks for its meaning
Cat pooped in the chair ART
Out of Red? use ketchup.
WHEN IN DOUBT CARDBOARD AND TAPE
Friend wants to pay you twice what you'd normally ask for drawings Wants them done same week as finals
Tell people you go to an art school 'Do you still have to take math and english?'
'is that you?' no 'is it me?'
fashion major thinks everyone's work is hideous to feel better
fashion major even criticizes teacher's outfits
'nice drawing
Tell someone you want to major in art 'haha! Get a real degree first.'
working in public
ran out of paraphernalia use tracing paper to roll joint
Walk downtown with portfolio struggle to keep balance in the wind
experience most tragic breakup in the world make an entire 2 years of work about ex
Kiddie art kits Legitimate source for art supplies
GET excited about starting a piece  get tired of it halfway through
USE CHARCOAL AS MEDIA FOR NEW PROJECT LOOK LIKE A HOBO AFTER THE PROJECT
History of Art Masters Student Tree Killer
the less food you have the more you try to make friends with the culinary arts people
Has kneaded eraser friend used it to stick poster to wall
Finally get to sleep sudden inspiration
assume self to be an abstract thinker visual artist
see professor in public shocked they exist outside of classroom
Spend All Night Making watercolor perfect coffee Stains
'animation? like family guy and south park?' whole family murdered
That german girl in the office hmmm..what are you doing tonight?
assignment to draw from life.  use cat easiest life study evar
HAVE TO MAKE A MANIFESTO MAKE IT ABOUT MEMES
Art teacher hates work- re do it like they said to still hates it
Get spray cement in hair. Wonder if it's better than aqua net
Contrapposto? Dat Stance
have a crush on member of opposite sex they're gay.
eraser shavings EVERYWHERE
sorry guys... i'm real busy right now
Lie to parents About the cost of new molesKine
FAMILY MEMBER ASKS TO BORROW PENCIL TAKES AN EXPENSIVE SKETCHING PENCIL
Yes I'm a painter No i will not paint your house
Final Project Who am i?
It's not Lung Cancer It's a Sculpture I made with smoke
Critique Day: All pieces get useful comments
4 years of art school how do i math?
Spends 10 months on portfolio Hates it
hate andy warhol never admit it
take a poo before you start painting lose INSPIRATION
draw awesome picture
See flyer with pixelated image Die A little on the Inside
MOM ASKS WHAT YOUR PAINTING MEANS AVOID EXPLAINING AT ALL COSTS
Go to make unrelated caption of dada image not sure if caption can possibly be unrelated
Creating Powerpoint for academic class spend 15 minutes on font choice
Loses cure cd puts in the smiths
wow
*is drawing* 'WOw! did you draw that?!' no.
WORKING ON A CHARCOAL PIECE MUST. NOT. PICK. NOSE.
got used to drawing on a tablet never going back to a pencil again.
say you like someone's art LYING
You'd want to smoke yourself to death too if you saw what the state of the forest is like today.
Does drawing in class of random nameless person. Friend sees it. 'Who's that?'
More people learn that you are an art student The 'Portrait request meter' starts to overflow
Mom is very encouraging in ur art career. Wants u to make a comic a day. gloats to all her friends. get lazy.
Sell bed
CLASSMATE WALKS IN WITH ODDLY-COLOURED DRINK PAINT WATER
You don't understand the assignment the teacher doesn't either
Run out of fixative use hairspray
spend hours on epic photoshop drawing program crashes while saving
teacher wants portraits or her entire class  chalLENGE ACCEPTED
dye hair insane colors totally normal
condition your brushes more than your hair
if art bares the soul
Stop doing serious projects in campus every 5 minutes there is someone calling you out for a smoke or to watch a youtube video
'It looks... tim burton-y'
'I'll be able to express my selF creatively in college' NEVER
Teacher Gives you a compliment - 'He's just being nice' Classmate Gives you complimenT - 'IS SHE making fun of me'
classmate draws better than you not an art major
Get accepted into all art schools you applied to. parents: 'maybe you should try studying medicine?'
'Look at this painting! You're so talented' Painting is a skill.
'So I happened to check out one of your actual sketchbooks...' too bad i wont see you alive anymore
classmate uses default colours on Powerpoint presentation My eyes are bleeding
too many sketches of drawing people
Hot teacher becomes Muse Panic when you have to turn in sketchbook
REACH FOR CUP OF WATER WHILE WORKING DRINK BRUSH-CLEANING WATER INSTEAD
*snort* please animation isn't a serious art form it's cartoons for kids! it wasn't until I was wiping the blood off my hands that I even knew he was dead your honor
get job as a caricature artist at a theme park just for the summer 5 years later still drawing kids with big heads
telling people i major in baking and pastry at the art institute 'can you make me a wedding cake for free?!' No.
you haven't received your pottermore welcome e-mail yet because i'm on break.
They're not doodles they're drafts
Put moleskine in  back pocket 'Is that a bible?'
Spill coffee on moleskine sketchbook exacto knife to the wrists
Get fancy coffee maker for Christmas cry from happiness
a number of people have their earphones on while working oh yeah
'i'm a very generous professor. only 3 hours of homework a week.' correction: 3 hours a night
learn proper graphic design techniques lose ability to make fandom graphics
non-art student friend mentions stuff about how smoking kills -picks up x-acto blade-     'want to know what else kills?'
'OMg that looks just like my oc!' enemy for life
I told him it was supposed to be post modern works every time
First time at Blick Befriend all workers instantly
Can I borrow a page from your sketchbook? are you willing to cut off a finger as payment?
lEARn correct way to use X-acto knife wONder what other deadly TOOLS you have been using wrong
USE YOUR SIGNATURE MEDIUM/TECHNIQUE FOR FINAL PROJECT AND GET AN A+ BECOME OBSESSIVELY PARANOID THE WHOLE CLASS WILL STEAL YOUR IDEA
Tell non art student you have to make plates  'I didn't know you do pottery'
Wow
forget your paintbrushes in the water feel like a murderer
Annoying Person brags about all the awards they won in high school. Laugh because they won't make it out of art school alive
Freshman: Dress up as starving artist Senior: Become starving artist
have desire to use old working polaroid $24.99 for a single pack of film
Hours of sleep decrease quality of art rises.
Have no idea what art student owl is talking about feel inferior to all other art majors
need art school money enter every contest necessary
Take indesign class classmates spend 5 weeks figuring out how to add page numbers
Get never before seen glaze effects The kiln god is with you!
First Time playing touhou dies
'I'm surprised you got such good color from such crappy paint' Um...Thanks?
Dry shampoo an art students dream come true
Searching for paintbrush in art bag find long lost exacto knife
major in [insert your field of] art 'oh
Photo looks boring CROSS PROCESS IT
Classmate sees you drawing picture Asks you to draw same picture over and over again
No folder keep papers in sketch book
going on international exchange. cheaper to replace whole wardrobe than buy new art supplies.
spend 30 minutes on drawing waste three days on useless touch-ups
bring red bull to class the day before finals suddenly become everybody's best friend
gauche? no
Artists ARE the children of our society children ARE the future of 0ur society
get drunk write poem
Run out of black nail polish ink works just fine
Graduate with degree in illustration still can't draw hands properly
go to art school for ficiton writing writing is art?
I Believe in Social Convention As long as I don't have to be social
Sketch in bed
make a mistake on final piece mistake makes piece look better
First day of painting class
oNLY GEEK IN ARTIST CO-OP GET STUDIO ALL NIGHT LONG
Last week at internship? Memebase 24/7.
Calluses on fingers from smudging pastels
Make Minimalist piece 46 layers
Pencils you use for doodles: 4 or more inches Pencils you use for critical notes: 3 inches or less
graduate art school move back to your parents
Paint beautiful oil paintings Get work painting ads on window
take decent photos become slave to editing
ask family for comments on your rough sketch: no comments. show them final work critiques galore
\'I attend a VERY expensive art school here in California known as the Art Institute\' hah
spend hour organizing art bin. drop art bin right after
Spend $50
Attempt papercrafting contemplate suicide
Introduce boyfriend to photography After break-up gets accepted to RISD
\'Hey
Talk about colours being crunchy
Go to art school for photography  become pet photographer
visit home... internally cry when you see picture of ducks & watering can on the walls
Spend a good hour redrawing something for comparison to see which one looks best. END UP USING FIRST VERSION.
soft pastels used as eye shadow
Bored. Draw cartoon self portrait. \'Is that supposed to be you?\'
JOIN HIPSTER CRAZE DROP OUT AFTER IT BECOMES TOO MAINSTREAM
3948739874 hours work on hand drawn animation criticism: \'draw them again darker\'
hate course
suddenly inspired to go forth and paint many pieces sit down at desk
Get supply list in the mail
Starting assignment due tomorrow Epic theme music playing in the background
maya every single day forget your settings
Spend hours working on a charcoal  non art friend says \'that's a pretty nice painting
Roommate brings new friends over \'I. Uhh. I have to go to studio.\'
Plan art school entire life Do Nursing
DRAW SOMETHING AWESOME ON PAPER SCAN IT
Leave art studio clean for once Get home; forearms
Photo Hipster Disobeys Dark room Rules Throw away all of their prints
spend weeks painting super-detailed portrait to impress your professor professor: \'painting is overworked\'
DAD: CLEAN YOUR ROOM TRAINING FOR YOUR FUTURE CAREER IN JANITORIAL SERVICES
Sketch without references Drawing looks fine Sketch with references
\'What do you study at College?\' Interactive media \'What's that?\' Answer with a passive aggressive tone
bring mcdonalds into studio 5 hour discussion on food ethics
Join FineART program to oil paint OIL PAINT IS NO LONGER ALLOWED- TOO DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH
walk into campus with HP laptop everyone owns a mac
professional artists comes to talk about their work  ALL THEY DO IS INSTALLATIONS
Receive a 'D' on an Assignment Brag about it for years.
pack oil pastels for trip alarm goes off and airport security says you can't put \'clay\' in your carry-on
Go to art history lecture just so you can take a nap between crits
DRAW ON LOCATION END UP IN TOURIST PHOTOS
WORK ENTIRE SEMESTER ON ONE PIECE AFTER INSTALLATION
Show university projects to parents \'STOP SHOWING ME SHIT YOU DID IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOL\'
final critique at 9:00 tomorrow morning finally fall asleep at 8:45.
Discover school library Can only check out two graphic novels. Cry.
\'You go to Hallmark? Like
FAMOUS BLOG POSTS YOUR ART GETS MORE NOTES THAN YOUR OWN POST
Art student owl approves of your shades
The School of the Art Institute of Chicago—I think my cousin went there for culinary arts! No. She did not.
Studio kids bored and sleep deprived Draw cat faces on eachother with charcoal
write statemen about your shitty art your're pro artist now
Overfilled Copic marker leaks all over drawing Contemplate suicide
Teacher says: \'Don't turn the paper while drawing.\' Ok. You walk around the paper instead.
buy a canon digital slr i'm a professional photographer
Break down and tell tutor you're too broke to buy materials Works every time
eating dinner while painting put paintbrush in coke glass
SUNNY OUTSIDE GO OUTSIDE WITH CAMERA
Buy expensive paper on windy day Professor likes the realistic wrinkles in fabric
Try to proove to fashion design students that fashion is not art. It's like teaching a frog how to ride a cow.
Cut finger while using X-acto blade Blood looks cool
Post WIP on internet never finish it
\'Draw something for your (relative)'s birthday!\' NO.
I talk you dont listen
buy corel painter 11
Fail a semester in art school \'Are you a retard?\'
BFA: Have absolutely no non art classes I’m totally a well-rounded individual...
get internship on movie set abandon friends and family
\'This medium is highly flammable. Keep away from open flames such as lighters or cigarettes.\' Challenge Accetped
tear tape off drawing without ripping i can die happy now
fly with turp and oils in luggage feel like a terrorist
Forget 8gb pendrive full of .psd and Maya projects. Will never see it again.
Forget 8gb flashdrive full of .psd and Maya projects at school Will never see it again
Listen to 1st reader Disregard 2nd reader
Teacher says photos too yellow Plants now blue
Dust in sensor ART!
Shoot random footage
Look at dumbdeviantart comments loose faith in humanity
super glue self to project its not like i needed skin
Measure all digital paintings in pixels Forget how long a centimeter is
lots ideas what to draw including draw how i draw
Complete art degree pizza delivery boy for rest of life
Spend hours drawing people in public Develop hatred for hats and sunglasses
$100k profit in 24 days $11.19 in bank account
freelance design job use novel file types to seem more professional
Picture every detail of a concept in your head then attempt to create it on paper....
Spend 40 hours on final poster school print shop prints wrong file...brake down in type class
Spill paint. Spill turpentine. Smudge painting. use fabric of shirt to correct all
SITTING STILL IN LIBRARY
SPACING OUT IN PUBLIC LIBRARY THINKING OF CONCEPT DEVELOPMENT OVERHEAR SOMEONE SUSPECT YOU HAVE AUTISM
\'Metalsmithing? So you make
Private view
Required to do a 500-word essay End up with 1032 Words
don't smoke
\'So you work with type? My favorite type is Comic Sans.\' *Die inside*
first critique: half an hour. last critique: five minutes.
SPEND THREE DAYS WORKING ON TYPOGRAPHY EXAMPLES WALK ROUND IDENTIFYING FONTS FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK
biggest day of the year don't get to see the sun light
look on the bright side of life! ha ha ha
blue screen of death not an unusual occurrence
Art school: gain invaluable knowledge and expand cry on inside from feeling stifled and question work
Watch documentary \'How to Draw a Bunny\' WTF just happened?
Can't make two eyes the same Cover it up with speech bubble
Purposely dress like a hobo for painting come out clean
painting balancing five brushes between teeth
Find out art supply store offers student discount PRAISE THE HEAVENS
Out of eyeliner? Use charcoal
\'You look like a girl.\' Toss remains of self-portrait
Teacher asks \'what are you trying to convey?\' explain....never get spoke to again
Too poor to buy portfolio tape pieces of cardboard together
Start going to Art School No more clothes by the end of the week.
\'Your lines look very stylized\' STABS SELF WITH 6H
Pull three all nighters in a row... Start commenting on how well drawn people are
Get handed obnoxious religious flier proclaiming the end of the world Smile and approve of font choice
Illustration Major There is no \'Undo\' Button
Hair getting Long? Chop off Ponytail and use it in next piece
\'WOW
IN THE SCHOOL'S HONOR PROGRAM? NO ONE ELSE HAS HEARD OF IT.
Make a mistake while drawing on paper Look for Command + Z
PROFESSOR ASKS WHO YOUR FAVORITE ARTISTS ARE. \'JOE COLEMAN
Tell parents you're going to art school. Look like their life just ended.
math exam. teacher asks everyone to turn in their scratch paper erase doodles furiously
Talk to a graphic designer about color
pizza guy knows  the code for the studio door
Photography Exhibition opening- Only one feedback from drunk writer. He hates it
draw made up bipedal animal species. EVERYTHING IS FURRIES. EVERYTHING.
2 in the morning SUDDEN PRODUCTIVITY
lecturer sees drawing of badass robot
so you're a sound artist... how is that different from a being musician?
working on a traditional drawing on computer desk presses ctrl+z when commits mistake.
a paradox cool
INSTRUCTOR: 'DO NOT USE SPRAY-FIX INDOORS' THERE IS ALWAYS THAT ONE PERSON WHO USES SPRAY-FIX INDOORS.
Not impressed
it's not cp it&#180;s art
2B or not to be 2b that is the question
cRUMPLED PAPER TEXTURE wHY WOULD YOU COPYRIGHT THAT?!
go on deviantart laugh at crappy artwork and feel sad that you can't draw the great artwork
oh
THis is a meme with text for reading here is another bit down below
friend ruins the tip to my favorite pen? i ruined their face
35mm required for class buys expensive body that fits your current DSLR's lenses
think you're the worst artist in class someone is using GIMP
anyone down to split the cost of CS6?
'can you draw something for free? at least you like drawing!' 'yeah and my bills are just imaginary.'
think of sex during anatomy class think of anatomy during sex
Looks for strapping tape in purse first finds masking
Tell your friends that you know html & javascript And get 500 request to DESIGN a web site for free
Creates artwork doesn't know what it means but the art teacher does
Creates a Modern piece what the hell is that?
Painted an abstract portrait I still have no clue what I just painted
Phone and Wacom use the same USB Cord Oh well
Friend says art looks traced Not sure to thank them or murder them
agrees to redesign website 'can you use comic sans to make us seem fun?'
Culinary Arts Major 'Are you going to open your own restaurant?'
the best music should be simple
Beyond Thrilled to be finished with art school Comes back two years later to teach art
Starts work on awesome idea realizes he'll have to draw hands
spill pencil shavings all over bed cry and accept defeat
can't find pencil sharpener use x-acto knife
lose the files of your best photography still cry about it 2 years later
Put a bird on it
HAND IN SKETCHBOOK AT THE END OF PROJECT FEEL LIKE YOU'VE LOST A SMALL PORTION OF YOUR SOUL
why does everyone like shitty art
Is hated for his wierd art and abrasive personality  dies
hangs painting in coffee shop price tag reads 'a job'
This scene took 32 hours to render 5 seconds
Jackson Pollack drips
puts in the effort and enjoys what they do generalized as a pathetic poor loser
wins prestigious award
STRETCH AND TIGHTEN 60-INCH CANVAS stuck painting with sCratched
Red Bull and ciggarettes my muse
peer compliments your piece before critique same peer destroys your piece during critique
Tries to mail art home
'Your x-acto blade will only  last for 3 cuts before  you need to replace it.' Challenge Accepted
Paints for art exam traces of colour stays within fingernails for months
Get buff by carrying around your portfolio case everywhere
nEW YORK tECH.
MET ON EHARMONY ATE YOUR ASS
Go to gothic nightclub Sit in the corner and draw everyone
Law student
works on project for five days... then realizes you used the wrong side of the paper
changes tumblr theme has to find new pic to match color pallate
BRO DO YOU EVEN THRIFT
New Year's Resolution Not losing any Mechanical Pencils the Whole Semester
Hello Studio Goodbye Lungs
run out of joint papers use tracing paper
pay 40 dollars for print forgot to convert to cmyk
You got my drugs?!
was i being ironic? dude
God Damn You Hamster on a piano
Gradaaa- tiooonnnn
paint perfect skin tones for everything but skin
Depressed  because owls are too mainstream
'You get paid for making drawings?' 'Wow your work is so easy'
Asked my dad for artistic opinion Lost him at 'post-apocalyptic santa'
DIssolve into a crying mess because you want to sleep Continue crying because it keeps you awake
'hey
talk to ma students realise ma students are just idiots with too much time and money
thinks this is a 'meme'
skin tone attempt ends up blue 'Its conceptual'
litho on aluminum plate I can see your shellac
Tries to use wacom pen On the laptop's touch pad
Write 15 page paper in indesign
SPEND HOURS PAINTING DETAILS TEACHER TAKES YOUR BRUSH AND SMUDGES ALL YOUR WORK
There are a lot of movies Made for nobody
Stopped to have a smoke break you were busy. Had plans
do i look liek woodsy owl to you? no? then smokey the bear your ass on out of here....
Decorates christmas tree Notice that nothing fits
start figure drawing class with clean finger nails end class looking like something out of the coal mines
spent hours trying to make art
Wanna pose for some photos while i try and hit on you It's for my Art
steal ideas from classmates teacher calls me genius
leaves to buy art supplies returns with a bag of heroin
another friend bleaches their hair another one bites the dust
erases something draws it back exactly the same
freshman 15? i think you mean freshman -20.
sorry
YES YEs I SEE U BABY
roommates haven't seen you in a month
I'm not happy to see you there's just a pencil in my pocket
Looks for male anatomy references on the internet Soul dies
guy writes on hand with micron pen *twitch*
23 cans of spray paint i need two more!
I drink out of a mason jar Because I'm an art student
Rapidograph doesn't work. Clean it. Dry it. Fill it. shake. Get ink all over the hands. Still doesnt work
Teacher assigns project Has no idea how to do it himself
9 HOUR PAGE LAYOUT MARATHON SEE DIRTY WORDS IN FILLER TEXT
Hoo the hell is this south american dude who can draw so much better than me ?
'Generating full resolution composite' shit.
Finally eats Gets inspiration from soda refLection and runs to create art
get shortfilm idea a day before its due date real time transfer to computer
'Photography? So you just take nice pictures
Take your best photo ever 'you must have a great camera'
10 hours creating
if your art wasn't so half-assed i might actually give a full shit
happy birthday  from owlivia
Wants to get better at drawing only draws anime
while painting: I have to fix this *mixes colors* ...what did i wantdo with this again?
Use glass as primary medium Everyone thinks cuts are self harm
work on homework for your entry exam. nearly done... markers run out of color
Wire sculpture project Learn new ways to pick vending-machine lock
take batteries out of vibrator because you need one for your tablet stylus
Chronic daytime fatigue
spend 16 dollars on a mechanical pencil
Draw masterpiece spend rest of day admiring it
use plaster to build a sculpture spend half your time getting dried plaster out of bowl
On Skype with Mother Ask her to pan left
gives best critiques worst work
DRAW TILL YOUR HAND IS SHAKY AND NOT RESPONDING PROPERLY Grab your wrist with your good hand and start using it like a brush
You'll never understand how your lecturers grade
Spend &#163;10k on art degree tuition fees Work in mcdonalds for rest of life
SCREW ART... I OUTLINED THE BOOBS FOR THE FEMALE SORCERESS ON DIABLO 3 GIGGITY GOO
Fall of bike
too cheap to buy good quality supplies paint on cardboard instead - it's artistic
Finished Editing in Final Cut Millions of years to render
go to ffffound never want to leave
See two art students. One carrying stool the other a bicycle wheel. Feel intense Rage.
Studies Literature in a World Context Gets to draw monster cartoons for group project
'This piece is incomplete' ... fascist.
complete list of art materials to buy in foundation year only uses half of the list because subjects are dropped from syllabus
teenage aspiring author writes emotional monologue about death
When in doubt if the sharpener can't do it use a blade
to eat fancy food and slack on work or go full throttle on work and eat toast for dinner
goes to an art school and purposely fails success is for sheeple
maybe not 'a third wheel' but rather 'A Serif on grotesque'
'C'mon
just finished my hyperillusionistic nonrepresentational surrealist jungian dreamscape time to smoke
Actually
Tell family you're in the fine arts Program /' oh
draw amazing piece not relevant to project
I. Do. No. Care.
look forward to getting home a finally seeing boyfriend wake up the next morning
PMS GET OVER  IT
mom doesn't want to frame your work she thinks nudes are pornographic
develop an understanding of color theory in several media clothes don't match
Go into crit knowing its purpose is to help you and knowing that you shouldn't take anything personally TAKE EVERYTHING PEOPLE SAY PERSONALLY
Art Major Party Minor
Professor says i did a good job I must be turning into a god
not good enough never good enough
HAPPY BIRTHDAY. NOW BACK TO WORK
face paint? thats kid shit
DRINKS COFFEE IS STEREOTYPE OF SELF
Spend 4 years in school for digital illustration Take job in copy center and weep every time you have to enlarge a 4x6 to 18x24
Notice 12 different fonts while reading a menu 'I'm not hungry anymore.'
'Hey do you want to collaborate with me?'  I don't even know you...
Long time no Draw on a Paper and make mistake Click Undo on paper
Sell works on etsy high school work recieves more feedback
Juxtaposition bitches love juxtaposition
'You are so talented!' If I'm talented
character Animation instructor uses a how to draw cartoon book as the class textbook die a little on the inside
Freshman animation student asks about life drawing: 'So
Trendy clothes
looks around classroom you're all my competition. die!!!!
sees piece of garbage on ground photographs it. art.
Erase too many times accidentally smudge picture permanently
artwork you spent 8 hours reaction 'meh' artwork you only spent 15 min reaction omg da best
Dramatic lighting in bedroom photography major
Tell parents you love them 'How much money do you need for supplies?'
Tell non-artist floormates that you have to work on a painting in your room aquire an audience
Dad finds out how much tuition costs 'Why don't we just get you a box of crayons?'
Lose my pencil use my blood
don't have band-aids use tape for cut instead
Climbs building to draw Nobody batts an eye
Introducing white owl cigarettes
giddy because you got to leave school before the sun set
Finish an image in Sai. Find a Stray Spot. Spend hours trying to erase it. It's a smudge on your computer  Screen
Last Attempt!
opposes sopa doesnt get job
Spends at least 40 hours a week drawing 'I Don't draw enough'
BegGing art class teacher suggests advanced class Next year see classmates work and wants to kill self
lecturer moves your work murder everything they love
Hey guess what! i don't give a shit
almost finished linearting masterpiece drawing hand jerks and ruins the whole thing
What is This shit
'do you go to columbia or something?' no
no!!!! its not a part of the school of the art institute!!
coffee and cigarettes most used and need of art supplies
Get best grades in class instant outsider
Work on portrait for 2 hours Come back later - start over
Model is an older woman DrawIng looks like a teenager
i run photoshop
Get Engrossed in painting Realize you've Cleaned your brush in your Bourbon
Get engrossed in painting realize you've cleaned your brush in your bourbon
during break- do i catch up on sleep or train myself to not sleep?
what's a  'hipster'?
only boy in high school art classes. so much competition now!!
Take Life Drawing Become Master at Rubensque Women
Cooling down old macbook while exporting film with beercans
Authorship due Monday morning Start Sunday night
Create beautiful
Friends with pricey tools worst skills in the class
Got pneumonia and missed midterms Kept smoking and missed finals
MY WIFE DOSENT UNDERSTAND MY NEEDS WHAT A BITHC
See unfortunate looking guy's sketchbook
good looking photo major? get ready to model.
perfect model
friend does not see difference between pencils immediately disowns
teacher talks about contemporary jewerlly artists doesn't mention himself to avoid the akwardness
Run out of Cigarette paper start rolling newsprint
Party on sunady evening drunk
little kid with greasy hands tries to touch your mat board panic and start screaming 'no!'
look at perfect drawing after a shower water drops on drawing
Before art school: wow that person is so unattractive now: wow that person has so much CHARACTER!
Study for decades to be famous painter or reknowned designer in advertising. writes crappy owl meme in arial condensed bold.
Oh
Matting DON'T DO IT.
So are you a hipster? No
omg he's so deep yeah later i'll be too
USE SOY SAUCE AS INK GUARANTEED A
no one likes your favorite sketch 'yeah i don't like it either...'
last 3 days of winter vacation suddenly realize how many projects you have to finish
Unemployment benefits keeping artists fed since the early 20th Century
movie ends make friends wait until end credits to see name of anyone you know
Boyfriend tells you you need more tone On your body
'Draw me Something!' ...But I'm a writer!
Got to non-art college: you look overdressed go to art college: you look underdressed
Want to sell artwork to pay for school End up making and selling bongs to stoners
offer 1$ commissions. no bites. offer free art. INbox explodes.
New profile picture it's all black
Draw a piece and hate it Mother hangs it on the wall at work
Campus is now tobacco free no it's not
Blackboard is finally up stalk new class mates
make art Student owl meme as post modern expression Realize meme attempting to generalize art student experience fails to grasp multiplicity
sell first commission see mom i told you it'd pay off
final critique week BACk Off
learn color theory. everything is ruined.
wHAT DO YOU WANT FOR CHRISTMAS? fOOD PLEASE.
DARKROOM CHEMICALS SMELL LIKE HOME
Does work in style and colors teacher loves instantly teachers pet
'I'm an artist' ...Excuse for everything
Everything is a reference
fRIEND dRAWS YOU AN AWESOME PICTURE. yOU DO THE HAPPY DANCE.
Draw B&W cartoon with good idea no one looks 'cause it's not colored
Shower late in day; evening sun shines through window shamelessly admire own body in natural light
'artsy' frenemy at party: 'Beth here is a 'real artist'. isn't that special?' Beth: 'Artsy' here is a real insecure a**hole. That's special
Step outside AAAAHHH MY eyes!!!
Work hours on a project professor gives shitty critique
Look online for poses These are not the poses I'm looking for.
Paint thinner Will hide the fact I haven't showered in 8 days
Watch someone pour paint thinner in styrofoam cup Die laughing.
Well... It's interesting.
U VERY MUCH puerile
straight dicks are just so mainstream
i thought you were doing photography
'Oh
INSPIRATION COMES FROM DREAMS DRAW TOO MUCH TO SLEEP
Jason Pollock is my inspiration
jackson Pollock Is my inspiration
OH
Avant-Garde Is why my homework is invisable
C- On my color wheel
Drink coffee all night at dennys Draw until Sunrise
HEre is my report Via interpretive dance.
SOMEONE COMPLIMENTS YOUR SKETCH AND POINTS OUT WHY IT'S GOOD YOU SMILE
Find bag from art supply store fits trashcan perfectly
Sit outside art room burning matboard frame No one asks why
spill coffee on sketch book and final question existence of god
'Oh you're in art school? You should draw me!' I'm an architect.
work today? not without a hot toddy!
32 Dollar tube of oil paint WORHT IT!
Art teacher won't accept anymore Dragons for homework  He doesn't get me
Too lazy to color drawings print as coloring book
not sure if trolling or just stupid
been there done that
Command 'S' CRASH
drawing looks perfect. put it on display find 100 flaws
go to art basel
GO TO ART SCHOOL WITH ONE MAJOR RETURN WITH COKE ADDICTION
TOO BROKE TO BUY XMAS GIFTS mAKE THEM CARDS INSTEAD
social protest piece assigned to first year class collages everywhere
study photography see everything in rules of thirds
MODEL DOES HEAD STAND FOR 20 MINUTES WHAT
Just got mah MFA hit send on starbucks application
Cigarettes are My favorite vegetable!
Watch thor notice blinn materials on everything
during semester
Injuries from Sculpting Battle Wounds
Every good painter paints what he is
RISD Art school version of yale
take studio art classes always have to do a self portrait
sOMEONE FORGOT TO WASH THE PAINT BRUSHES ANGRY FOR DAYS
Art student's laundry Breaks Laundry Machines
dear janitors: Should be common sense not to lock up the art building for the night
36x40 stretched canvas due tomorrow. out of canvas. no money. use bed sheets
can't draw or paint for nuts become performance artist
work on project for weeks straight hate yourself every time you look at it
animation classes in basement never see sunlight again
FIRST ANIMATION CLASS EVER 200 DRAWINGS BY NEXT WEEK
dRESSES 'QUIRKY' AND 'DIFFERENT' lOOKS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE IN ART SCHOOL
This  drawing sucks make it an inbetween
mic check lying war profiteer @occupy security guard's shoulder
Take a day to download a program the files wont open
hot girlfirend cheats on her with horrible hipster girl
shattered iphone with distorted colors  art
Wow I got in to artschool?! Reaslise you got put in so if people drop out their numbers are still big.
Draw realistic realize its in anime style
please kill me
'need a hair cut?' 'let me get my exacto knife'
POOR DESIGN STUDENT ORDERS 100$ OF RANDOM FABRICS ONLINE
NEEDS GROCERIES ORDERS 100$ OF RANDOM FABRIC SAMPLES
Finding a penny at the age of 5 and realizing it is a gift from god being an artstudent
hear voices at night your dreams are summoning you
Design fundamentals class to weed out the weak
NOthing to put paint on use recipts from buying art supplies
restless leg syndrome helps me focus
Update online gallery with new pieces of wonderful composition and anatomy People still only favorite the horribly drawn anime you did in high school
TAKE TYPOGRAPHY
'good artists copy
'I was thinking of filming my cats death..' 'have you seen my documentary?'
Looks at pile of dog shit 'This speaks to my soul'
claim to be very  intelligent 1.90 Gpa
No money for new colored pencils uses mismatched ones from childhood
In fine arts? can you do my halloween makeup?
Get Paint All over Hands Leave it cause it looks cool
teacher says its cool 60%
TOO MUCH UNEEDED ART SUPPLIES nOT ENOUGH ERASERS
sister says that she's just being honest about your work resist the urge to smack her across the face
sister says that she's just being honest about your work resist the urge to smack her across the face
Spends day building model pieces of architecture Burns it with a sadistic smile
Draw like a boss can't make light purple with paint
finally done with an art piece on photoshop look it over. mistakes everywhere. end up editing it 50 times before being finally satisfied
Almost Finished with drawing now how do i cover up the chocolate stains?
Pay thousands for degree in website graphics. make web comics.
'Hey
non art assignment spend more time on color pallette than actual assignment
No Senior Highschool project started? Work on master's thesis.
'Don't think we as teachers are trying to Mess you up.' Lies.
Jp Grizzafi... ....meh
See one ad use Papyrus
Visit Drawing teacher's house Phalic entities
shakespeare? ugh
'I love your eye shadow!' 'I'm not wearing any...' charcoal
Drawing with drink next to sketchpad...go for a sip so much artgum
someone compliments your work 'UGH'
try to blow off excess charcoal dust spit flys everywhere
Oh cool
show drawing you're proud of
snacking in art class never get work done
see new meme judge it on its artistic qualities
Svents aNd kitkat stacking in silver God help us
make artwork for someone's birthday
driving mom to o'hare airport in chicago art student friend comes along to take stock photos
Drop all mechanical pencil lead Noooooooooo!!!
Is this book ALL WORDS??
attend sota instantly be accepted by everyone
yearbook teacher rejects your from class shit lady you'll be sorry
applying for sota work on portfolio forever
'I'm taking the art streaming
Haven't shaved in weeks
professor is late for class: 'sorry
week of finals look homeless
Commissioner asks 'Can you just change this one little thing?' 'one little thing' takes another 2 hours
Move off campus ACQUIRE a cat
SCULPTURE CLASS USE KILNS TO BAKE PIZZAS
sPLIT PALM OPEN whilst doing lino cut USE DUCT TAPE TO CONCEAL WOUND AND CONTINUE
The Gaga  it is crap
Little sister takes your acrylic paints to paint on t-shirt
Mix up Paintbrushes and makeup brushes? Paint with eyeshadow. Wear GOUACHE to class.
Borrow book from Professor Mistake for Sketchbook after third consecutive all nighter
new set of woodless drawing pencils. accidently drop the 9b a million heart attacks per second
get graphite all over face looks like you've been in a punch up
Give yourself a blood lip working on soft sculpture real artist now
mashups... ...too lazy to mix your own shit?
3:00 AM ink spill turns into anger-driven montage of splatters
Professor wants to do a drawing demo Fall asleep standing up
uses color-aid for lcd project color wheel is the new satan
I'm an ARTIST I TAKE PICTURES OF CLOUDS
adjunct professor asks if school is accredited
'great conceptual work
Wake up at the crack of dawn to get to class professors decided to not show
can't draw straight line High on paint fumes
Doodle on friends arm during class person next to you says you should be a tattoo artist
Wait a minute who are the hawk boyz?
animation major in an art history class; study renaissance artists keep thinking they're talking about ninja turtles
UGH
friend finds out that you can use photoshop 'Can you photoshop my facebook picture?'
Huge Painting to finish today spend 3 hours on ASO blog
reads too many art student owl meme  has urge to self portrait
professor catches you on tumblr in class suggests blogs to follow
Give up and draw live model in cartoony style professor loves it
JUst made period pads out of cloth and masking tape yes im that broke
In Graphic Design
guy you hooked up with last night points out vaginal imagery in your piece during critIQUE
'Have you read the hunger games?' I know all about hunger.
find quarter on the ground pick it up
ce n'est pas un hibou de fumer
ART SCHOOL CONVOCATION GRADUATES DO UNIMAGINABLE EXPRESSIONS DURING RECIEVING CEREMONY
'I don't get dark circles under my eyes' Go into illustration
Go To F.I.T. Welcome to korea
Go to F.I.T. Welcome to korea
i snorted my way through college.
'omfg ur awsome!1 do u take requsts?!1 ^^' NO.
hate comic sans don't know why
i has  lung cancer
FINAL PORTFOLIO REVIEW? CIGARETTES AND COFFEE REPLACE FOOD AND SLEEP
DRINK COFFEE WITH LOTS OF SUGAR AND MILK? NOW YOU DRINK IT BLACK
'Architecture'? Oh
MEMes? NEVER HEARD OF 'EM... THEY'RE mADE wITH PICTURES? I'LL HAVE TO CHECK 'EM OUT...
spend 3 hours on a nose it was better two hours ago loser
Teacher tells you to go out and take creative photos all of them are of your dorm room
render and live render and die
go to grocery helvetica everywhere
3 hour life drawing pose. model's head slowly turns in opposite direction
i saw the first few pixels know enough.
put hours and hours into an illustration of your oc
Major in Photography be looked down on by 'real' artists
cmyk stands for clever minds yummy kisses
YES I CAN SING NO I WILL NOT SING FOR YOU
ARE YOY MY Contact? yes and no
Draw line too thick. Erase too much.  like new defining line better.
Lunch at the soup kitchen every day
Look away from industrial sewing machine sew hand to dress
How amusing
class Discussion on aesthetics professor shows tubgirl
Talk about mixed up genders in class Hippy Art teacher asks if you want to see her favorite rock
Ask talented artist what they did in school 'Engineering'
You're a theatre major? So you love glee!?! No. God
You're a theatre major? So you love all musicals and glee!?! No. God
COME AT ME BRO
Finish taping art student owl memes to wall Makes toast
'Why are the people who take our protraits for school always so angry?' oh
sharpen prismacolor until there is nothing left... FaberCastel is your favorite anyway
Go to Starbucks sketch on napkins
alchemy program everything you touch becomes art
yes
Find out that turpentine gives you headaches Your art career is over
make a meme in response to memes meta.
So.... You come here often?
can't tell if I just looked at egon schiele's paintings or had sex with them
Look for 1 Font DOWNLOAD 50
tell friends you're Majoring in Photography 'Omg
CAN'T FIND NAIL CLIPPERS USE X-ACTO INSTEAD
show off Painting of the sky. Child: 'Yes
'Don't worry you'll be a famous director someday' ...I don't want to direct
Last Assignment: Draw the best drawing you can Draw dragons.  Students praise
professor gives your print highest praise during critique feel like a GOD FOR WEEKS
run out of paint how many colors can be made from body fluids?
'vegetarian' - not by choice
No fork to Eat Ramen With Use brand new paintbrushes as chopsticks
Spend week on charcoal drawing and then sneeze apocalypse
Find  your painting in mom's closet realize only parents are willing to spend money on your art
Art School: Won't Really Learn Anything Trust Your Abilities
Enter Supply Room Rapid Onset KLEPTOMANIA
WIPE PAINTBRUSH ON Jeans ALL SEMESTER LONG Wipe dining utensil on nice dress when at brunch with Mom
other students find your deviantart page say all your pokemon fanart was for a 'childhood project'
put charcoal behind ear
create figure in plaster. arm breaks off 'it's real art now!'
parent sends you heartfelt email in comic sans disown
Paint robot destroying city Teacher says 'That's a cute idea.'
Ambient occlusion easy mode
'You go to an art school? I thought you'd be wearing robes or something?' 'It's art school
draw octopus for final project all of your friends
too poor to buy wedding present show up late covered in permanant art supplies
Put on some Dubstep Create Masterpiece
Buy &#163;640 Graphics tablet to run on &#163;15 computer
5am still can't sleep Cause: Brain still brainstorming design ideas
'Oh
'You're a painter? So what
*Can* i draw you? yes. *Will* I? No.
Fabric Storage Room Locked Use Sewing needles as lockpicks
LIVE IN AUSTRALIA ART DOESN'T EXIST HERE
All the pretty ones are too insecure to let you paint them all the unfortunate ones beg for you to paint them
'Can you draw me?' 'Are you okay with being a stormtrooper on fire?'
the more you think about it the less you understand
not in art school like every fyaso post and pretend you are anyways
that awkward moment when you realise helvetica isn't preinstalled in CS5
no scissors x-acto knife will do
stranger stares while you chase dirty newspaper it's for my homework!
TAKE COURSE IN GRAPHIC DESIGN SEE HELVETICA EVERYWHERE FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE
oh
'yeah
take indesign class in hopes of doing layouts classmates spend 5 weeks learning to add page numbers
Open photoshop in laptop 3 hours of battery automatically drained
OMG  could you draw my otp?
carry giant portfolio on bus still can't shake the awkward looks
Hey Baby
ERROR WHILE OPENING YOUR PREVIOUSLY SAVED DRAWING SOB
spend hours on crosshatching with a little bit of colour on top 'I didn't know you were good at colouring'
OUT PAINTING SEASCAPE DROP MOST IMPORTANT BRUSH IN TO SAND
stay up all night working on best project of the year fall asleep in crit before your turn
major in art this year will relate to these aso posts pretty soon
Eraser rollin' You hatin'
drop eraser watch it roll 25 miles per hour
eraser rollin' you hatin'
Say you're an artist everyone wants you to draw something
Demand payment for friend's portrait 'haha you were being serious?'
PAINTING SEASCAPE DROP MOST IMPORTANT BRUSH THROUGH DOCK
first year of art school down never draw a damn thing over summer break
Consider ate
Master Photoshop
Andy Warhol? so not mainstream
family suggests stupid dotted line idea. die a little on the inside.
Professor Says 'that sucks' 'I just started.'
you wazzap? I SAY:you wazzap!
Flip canvas horizontally picasso
Flip canvas horizontally picasso
Flip canvas horizontally SUDDENLY PICASSO
critique too hard on classmate's piece they NITPICK on your piece
degree in basket weaving  No. fiber art.
finish Using Exacto knitfe realize all fingers are bleeding
friends don't know difference  between good art and bad art. cry.
Clean Fountain Pen Like writing with clouds
bring dunkin donuts coffee to school  forever ignored
Slave over a painting for hours Parents prefer work that took half the time
Summer break Hibernate until August
professor you haven't gotten along with since freshman year puts thumbtack holes in your $25 one-of-a-kind print no words due to rage
Open a drawer
Having paint on your hands all the time
In Order to Prevent the Risk of Driving half awake to School We simply stay at school.
By Finals Week You Hair is already a piece of Art
Finals Are DONE! Go ahead
Finals Are DONE! Spend the Next Two Days Sleeping.
Hey
You're poorer than The homeless man asking you for money
Partner up to put plaster on each other's faces full conversation with  'MMPH
Realize halfway through class you left your sketchbook at home where the dog could get it... call 911
Normal People Get out of Bed Art Students Get out of Couch/Car
White paint on black jeans Paint over it with black
nice portrait
see pictures of clouds on fb being calling photography want to kill yourself and others around you
It's raining and I have no umbrella Use Illustration board
knows how to paint forgot how to write
interests include rubbing paint brushes on face
Excercize? Why do you think I eat standing next to the microwave?
Excercize? Why do you think I eat standing next to the microwave?
have aesthetically pleasing mosquito bite Scratch it to make it scar
Eat hamburger before class starts vegan teacher kicks you out
drawing hands  draw them upsidedown
become frustrated alcoholic for research project
Hands getting sweaty SHIT.
see pictures of clouds on fb being calling photography want to kill yourself and others around you
See comic sans used on sign demand to see store manager
Lose fave paintbrushes buy new set
Pick up studio art as Second Major only Med student Who can handle scalpels safely the first Semester of anatomy lab
Three Inch Brush Only works for Bob Ross
Have soap sculpture for wood carving mockup in design ii bathe with it when project's over
Pick Up Studio Art As Second Major Required To Take A 'Different' Fine Art to Graduate
Pick up studio art as Second Major only student to have knife on hand in ecology lab
Use QR CODE in poster design explain to everyone what qr code is
need ultimate weapon use t-square
want to work at disney draw animes
don't understand art assignment plot to skateboard professionally
Art Major? Always Covered in paint and smells like weed everyday.
What Do you do?              I'm a designer .  .  .  what do you do?
no time for exercise? Paint vigorously
What is this the canvas is nearly empty I'm going through my baroque period
measuring borders for a project Cut Borders terribly; the universe hates me
Photo Portfolio Due  Only one roll of linen tape in entire city
has to choose between friends and art assignments roleplaying becomes performance art
Going Green? Find own arm to be a great painting Pallette
$76 left on printing account Print ponies
Go to film school get summer job in cinema
Run out of razor blade refills shave with x-acto knife
Typology NO. it's typography
Parents tell relatives how you were born with talent never mention your hard work
'...What's wrong with your painting?' 'It's just going through an  Ugly phase Right now'
Can't afford to stain any more of your clothes paint with no pants on
Use spray paint for stencil art sneeze rainbows for a week
Cut off 10' of hair save it for when you take fibers your senior year
Get 400$ from parents for books buy 600$ in 'mandatory'  supplies.
New sketchbook Watercolor wash on every page
People ask what you're studying at university. YOU START TALKING IN DEPTH ABOUT YOUR PRACTICE.
Claim you're only borrowing the art supplies from the studio Three years after taking them
Finally get inspired for drawing finished work looks like shit.
Non-art student asks if you have colour pencils no
asked to borrow pen hand them mechanical pencil
Welcome to art school
graduate with degree in illustration still can't draw hands properly
Tell people you're studying art that isn't graphic design 'Oh
I make my own mixes you wouldn't have heard them
design brief due soon bring laptop to toilet with you
post intricate portrait painting on facebook; receive no comments/likes mutual FB friend posts picture of wings tattooed on her ankled; 'wow you're so artsy!'
there's a major for cake design? feel more confident about the job market as a fine arts major
Graphic design major 'oh
'Stand back
Get red paint all over your body People think you are a murderder
get a new tattoo over the holidays come back to art school and REALIZE you AREN'T that special
New assignment
Must learn to deattach from artworks *destroy piece* die slowly inside
Someone stole purple watercolors paint with grape juice
nose bleed all over your paper by accident Seal it and pass it in as an abstract Project
posts old meme to r/pics [xpost from appropriate subreddit]
flatmate goes away on vacation turn his room into temporary art studio
Notice spellcheck knows \'Arial\' but not \'Helvetica\' I don't want to live on this planet anymore
BROWSE TUMBLR FOR RAD TYPOGRAPHY ONLY FIND BLURRY PHOTOS WITH QUOTES IN HELVETICA
go to school to learn fine art supply list includes elmer's glue and pom-poms
Class at 9. wet painting falls on dirty floor skip class to hide roomate's body.
first day assignment: draw random set of items as slowly as possible favorite teacher ever
too lazy to do/afford traditional illustration become a digital illustrator
best friends at art school leech off eachother
no money to buy art supplies use last can of campbell's to paint project
Go to hit Ctrl+Shift+S. Accidentally hit Ctrl+S. Save over important file.
mention arrested development in studio nobody works
2 more quarters till graduation? Professors be trollin.
LAUGH AT RIK'S DRAWING TWO MONTHS LATER DRAW EXACTLY THE SAME DRAWING
Use copic markers. No one can know.
Straighten back after hours hunched over a drawing CRACK POP CRACK CRACK
Self-righteous assholes making anonymous comments and blowing stuff way out of proportion Inspire performance piece
Red paint from project gets all over hands and clothes \'OHMYGOD
Use term \'landscape\' at work blank stares
go to calarts live in storage locker
Finish watching good horror film \'AHHHHHHH WHY ARE THE CREDITS IN PAPYRUS\'
DESIGN? NO RULES!
Want to get far away from henry county Move like 20 miles to Atlanta.
phone falling apart fix with gel medium
get perspective wrong doodle all over piece and call it abstract
Ask for advice after having a problem drawing something \'Just look at it\'
The only font is helvetica
Get full tuition scholarship. Get another smaller scolarship. Work in the summer. Live with family. STILL STARVE
try to be responsible babysitter kid starts juggling with your x-acto knife
non-art student: \'Hey
Tutor doesn't critique character model for assignment all week Hours before due \'The chest is too flat
think your project is awesome your life has no meaning after seeing Allie Umansky's
Buy Expensive Varnish  Leave it in Art Supply store an hour and a half away
Turn on lights in darkroom by accident watch all photos slowly grow darker
ONE WEEK TO MAKE A 5-8 MINUTE FILM SEPARATE THE AUDIO/VIDEO TRACKS AND NO ONE USES SLATE CORRECTLY
small town artist getting fame they say they are from toronto
non-art major: ZOMG I LOVE COLORZ!!!1! rainbows everywhere
MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ACTOR DURING TAKE OH GOD
you're not thinking outside the box gets inside the box.
Take picture of broccoli before eating it did art for the day.
LAST NIGHT WITH FAMILY BEFORE GOING BACK TO APARTMENT STUFF FACE
2 am see chalk pastel set on floor create masterpiece
Dude turn the TV down I can't taste my macaroni
Trees they're just really really slow explosions
say 'beer can' with english accent sounds like 'bacon'  with Jamaican accent
if you say jesus backwards... it sounds like sausage rofl
when life gives you lemons ....I have no idea where i am right now.
walking in hallway
dude
HOw high are you? yes
Goes to quiznos. 'What kind of bread would you like?' 'Bread.'
Cop asks for papers hand over zigzags
Im so high i can see colours and im a dog.
Get High Upvote Everything
dude im so high  i cant even see my eyebrows
i wonder if retarded people know they're retarded HOLY SHIT AM I RETARDED?!
Smoke before tivo'ed show forget to ffwd through commercials
Dude
need to pee feels like an adventure
OH MY GOD WE HAVE TO WRITE THAT DOWN *makes no attempt to write down*
open itunes to put on music forget to put on music
And then i realised I've got two eyes
''You can't smoke tobacco here!'' it's not tobacco
get stoned watch bob ross paint
dude
GOTTA HAVE MY BOWL GOTTA HAVE CEREAL
Only have one quarter  ask for one chicken nugget
What race are you gonna play as in skyrim? high elf
Cop says 'how high are you' so i say 'No
Death by stoning? Sounds good brah
That Bong Really ties the room TOGETHER
find 20$ on the ground spend it all on weed
we are on the earth. the earth is in space... dude
Turn THE RADIO ON I can't SEE
when life gives you lemons smoke weed
fog outside Government experiment
Duuuuuuuuu uuuuuude.
saying The Phrase
went to front door to get pizza biggest challenge of my life
thinking about quitting smoking smokes to come up with ideas how to quit
goes to subway orders a six-inch footlong
bro its so nice out what month are we in
SPEND 45 MINUTES REPLYING TO POST 'CANCEL'
I got 99 problems but.. i got 99 problems
cops ask if you have smoked answer ''whaat''
Ask for marinara sauce forget to use marinara
DROP LIT NUG ON SHIRT POTHOLE
Chronic Masturbation two of my favorite things
Eat entire meal with fingers Realize you have a fork
I can make a bong out of ANYTHING
starship troopers you think they really filmed this in space?
It's always 4:20 somewhere
COMES TO CLASS LATE WITH BAG OF KETCHUP CHIPS AND 2L OF MOUNTAIN DEW 'I got lost on the path of life'
ohhh dude
so i left to get my phone why am i in the fridge?
election time votes for black guy to increase chances of legalisation
someone pulls in next to you real slow think you're going in reverse.
Don't listen to the answer. forget the question. Ask again.
LOl I JUST THOUGHT ABOUT POSSUMS
'Hey man where were you?' Yes
Smoke weed for inspiration Tons of good ideas
Do you listen to dubstep? yes I smoke weed
what did you say? hold on... what did i just say?
I was like... the whole universe
Gets high Chases Tail for hours
'Guys hands up if your high right now' Too stoned to raise hand
drop weed in unreachable location shakespearean tragedy
my xbox broke oh wait
Has TEST TOMORROW DOES EVERYTHING ELSE BUT STUDY
get high in cornfield massive crowd of cornpeople
parents walk in on you smoking weed  parents join you
what does 1 + potatoe? tuesday because that's what she said
Get license plate Become car
wake up 6 am pack  A BOWL
DONT SMOKE CIGGARETS! BAD FOR UR HEALTH.. Take a joint!
I'm listening to paper
DO YOU THINK GRAVITY BONGS WORK IN SPACE?
Attempts to do something FORGETS WHY
light is too bright
Yeah
enter kitchen to put dish in sink return to room with quesadilla in hand
gets on TRAMPOLINE jumps over moon
roses are red violets are unicorns this poem makes no sense refrigerator
you go fetch the stick i'll wait here
DON'T TAKE DRUGS ONLY WEED
Rolled joinT forget to put weed in
Munchies sounds like man cheese
Just put it in your pocket you'll be aight.
I'm too high to read this
been in amsterdam seven times haven't even heard about Rijksmuseum
i wish i had this taste in my mouth forever...
dude... why does samuel l jackson always play the black guy
munch out on cereal put milk in cupboard
i liked my  own commentS
gonna smoke mad marycane during this hurrijane!
phone rings run outside thinking the icecream man is here
giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe giraffe doesn't sound like a word anymore
HOW HIGH WOULD YOU BE IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW HOW HIGH YOU ARE?
Wants to create a meme has no idea what to write
BREAKS TOE DOESN'T CARE
wait a minute i forgot i've already seen this movie
bro look
Gets stoned with conspiracy keanu never again
Breakfast for dinner? awwww yeahhh
stops at stop sign waits for it to turn green
got high at 3:00 20 minutes later it's 3:03
goes to kitchen for cereal leaves with pepsi
Let's go get high And talk about other times we got high.
they say smoking weed causes apathy who cares?
omg..... i feel like squidward
Turn on shower
mango? for a carnivore? omg The best culinaristic experience ever dude
If I had to choose one of two i'd say both
see helicopter it's a ufo
makes pot brownies for concerned friend
2:40 close enough
I Remember when i did that one thing
and it goes like... damn I forgot what i wanted to say
Doberman? More like Doobie maaaaan
Hears police siren They know
i'll call you back later i have to find my phone
Put down your purse and hit this bong
Get an Job interview Celebratory Bong Rip!
have you ever like smoked weed and got high
dude where's my stash?!
4/21 Still smokin'
forrest fire wonder how that happened
Smoking discreetly in bathroom blows smoke down shower drain
i've got ten fingers is this real life?
Can't tell if trolling Or just high
Cypress hill?  Amateurs
Imagine if the laws of physics were different. it would be weird
There is so much sand on this beach
are u high yet? cus i am
Moo I'm a ladybug.
Dude
his ass smelled like rainbows
smokes weed no eyedrops
sex
SMOKE A BOWL LISTEN TO PINK FLOYD
Burned pot brownies eat them anyway
Replace dvd collection with blu-ray watch through  cloud of smoke
This is gona sound werid  but it feel like theres a cloud in mymouth
DUDE HELP ME UP THE BRIDGE I MEAN STAIRS
So HIGh  I can smell the TV
HEY GUYS IM rollin bones later wanna come
eggos  and ice cream
Washes hair with body wash
Staring At the window
was going to write a comment  BuT THEN I GOT HIGH
that feel when you see a post with upvotes and its yours
GOES TO GET FOOD WHILE WATCHING TV ACCIDENTLY LEAVES REMOTE IN FRIDGE
'I'm laughing soo hard right now!!!'
Stops at Stop Sign waits for it to turn green
I smoked so much i forgot i smoked
pick up open box of noodles noodles everywhere
Hey ranger
mentally divide drink bill by 5 phone calculator after 10 mins
Smoke Bowl talk about similarities between fireflies and humans
Jesus when u say backwards sounds like sausage lol
officer
remove plate from dishwasher
I'm a good dog with happy feelings all the time
flowers they are vaginas... ..and penises
What did you put in my water? Do it again...
DUDE
Toilet water like an aquifer from the gods
Smokes weed Thinks life is a dream
Joint before going to the bar stays all night playing pro-evolution
Find packed bowl that you forgot about. Smoke it.  half hour later. Where'd that bowl go
dude its called a coffee grinder nah dude
dude... ...what?
Oh wow oh wow oh wow
for me it's always november the 5th!
Drives entire time at 50 mph freaks out when parking
wait... where's my phone?
BROOO Nevermind i forgot
reads stoner dog memes relates to all of them
I just ate my own shit To get the taste of your meatloaf out of my mouth!
The snozberries taste like snozberries
Turn down the radio I can't see
i know what letters taste like
dude the world is just amazing
must grab remote of the table walks around in circles for 3 hours
have you ever been so high that cheeseburger
when you're high watch the colors on media player
you know you're high when you tell time by how many songs have gone by
WHEN I SMOKE.. I GET SO HIGH
Stoners are always on time for 4:20 It's 4:28? O well its close enuff
60 dollars fast cash should say 'eighth of weed'
Ask your friend if your eyes are red keep eyes closed
Going 30 in a 45 Dude we're going so fast
Get back from the gym fat blunt
what if
DUUUUUUUDEEEE WHERE'S THE MOUNTAIN
dude my ipod isnt syncing nevermind its plugged into the ethernet port
Pot of Gold Tastes like a pine tree
if you threw the ball how is it still in your hand?
time to realize it's TIME to legalize
So High Loses Mouse Pointer
i'm young
yOUR INTERNETS SLOW? WHOAH
how much did you smoke? weed
hates the taste of munchies eats it all
i love lasagna
i swear this tree is talking to me bro
pink floyd
Freshman year: studies hard for one ap exam senior year: wakes up late
Why did the frog cross the road? because purple rhinos can't fly
Just so we are clear. that bag of kush on the counter.... gone.
How high are you? yes
Listen Bro
if you say dog backwards it sounds like i'm floating
Quits smoking smokes
You know that urn full of your grandma's ashes Well
My dude
me rasta
DUUUUUUUDE LETS GET TOTALLY WOOFED.
don't hate appreciate
I LIVE IN NEW YORK NEW YORK RYHMES WITH HAM
'if you can get past can you get future?' 'wooooaaahhh'
wow these lights taste blueberry sounding
did you know trees have branches
The metro map  is so damn funny
Happy birthday darling From one bitch to another
PEOPLE KEEP TELLING ME I HAVE A GREAT ALTITUDE
do you want french fries with... i have no idea what im talking about
Dude are we actually at the mall?
Wake & bake at 4:20 Pm
It's not grass it's upside down water
I eated your brownes please don't frownies
got no bong: Gimme bottle
I'll do it later never do it
try to act normal around family they know
drug free unless the drugs are free
hey look dawg
im a high dog and i still know SUSAN IS SO belligerent
I wish i had a lighter man I wish i had thumbs man
comes to school clean once everybody asks
smoke in the shower fap
wait a minute
now i catch what the poets wanted sucking the people
WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS DO AN ORANGE CAKE WITH THAT
wait... what?
ehh..... what?
How high? So high i can't get high
PEACE
relax take it eeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasyyyyyyyyyy
I would like a..................... Bong and a Blintz
Cop: 'Papers?' DOG: 'WEED?'
dude
could you plz repeat the question?
Look at clock 4:20
dude
marijuana has absolutely no side effects and it should be legalized wait
Go gambling with a whopping 3 dollars
Dude i want some pizza... and cookies
im so  highhh! j;sen or noafin ohhhhhh yeahohgoib!
Stoner dog Approved this song !
EVERYTHING'S GONNA BE ALRITE
wait.......dude.... look at my hand
WOAHHHH!!! A SQUiRRel
sushi roll? heh.
JUST GOT  BACON TREAT
time for a nap....? bring on the tramadol!!
i started to take drugs i found myself in paradise
Dude that's too Much weed!! Said no pothead ever
give me one coca-cola please oh sorry
Yeah....
worlds most interesting dog stay thirsty my friends
Put poptarts in toaster cold and crispy an hour later.
sticks sticks everywhere
I'm Hugh mckenzie and i like sachman gill
#smoke4bieber
scatter on dps trap on healer
Colorado dat paradise
hey
Why do beavers do something? got any milk bones?
QUE PASA  GUIDO
if you don't want them to know never let them see you when you're not.

Im higher than the empire state
2 pounds of like kush
NOPE I AM SOO HIGH
OMG.. iM WALKING ON SUNSHINE OHOHOH
what ever you are on I want some of that
i can has munchies!!!!!!!!!!!
puts in eyedrops DRowns
4/20? Just another day in the neighborhood
i'm fine it's second hand smoke
i freaking love my hands If only i had 2 of these
super bowl pass it this way
that burger has enough sesame seeds to take down a small elephant
i know what i'm talkin about 7.3/5+2% of the time
dude
seveN FINGERS LOL HAND IS WEED
what if we made a taco out of doritos..?
you know those guitars that are like double guitars you know?
if you squint hard europe looks like a dragon
drinks 15 glasses of water dude
that bugers has enough sesame seeds to take down a small elephant
Toilet water tastes good man
Once
Tapping Foot on floor... 'dude is there a party downstairs?'
hehe hehe
turns on pandora bob marley starts playing
that's why we have computers cuz man
if you think about it then you think about scary ass clowns
if you think about it then your thinking about it
if i dont reply to your text  send me multiple texts if i dont reply
if everyone's legs bent the other way what would chairs look like?
i'm not high just really stoned
Super Bowl every day
Locks eyes with lecturer he knows
SQUIRREL oh NEVER MIND that was the couch
Chicken pot pie my three favourite things
Time: 4:25 Result: Been happy for 5 minutes
dude
I'm so hungry dude
New world order Me some pizza
munchies at 3 a.m. stay on the couch or go to 7 eleven? The agony of choice...
DUDE
play black ops
wat
R2-D2 new weed?!
Turns t.v. on  watches a one hour infomercial
Hi how are you? how high are you?
i'll just fock tha shit
Eating chips after several cones 'My mouth feels like an avalanche'
SUNDAY monday tuesday weednesday
what are you laughing at? i dunno
when life gives you lemons... eat them
........ what did you say?
i have to pee gets food out of the fridge
Top Text Bottom Text
dog who stand on toilet  is high on pot
hahaha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Dude what i was talking about?
two thumbs up Where did my thumbs go?
I took an arrow to the knee and im still an adventurer
Why doesn't iron
... im so high right now
heeeyyy  i didn't know they did cooking shows in 3d
BOOOOO OOOOOM!
goes to kitchen to get chips returns with empty bag of chips
get high. post 2000 song lyric statuses.
Gets high read stoner dog pics out loud
high i'm
swimming stoned feels like swimming in jelly
go inside to get jacket grabs pringles and forgets about jacket
smoke weed eat yogurt
what?
OUT OF MUNCHIES CHEW ON COTTON BALLS
YOU COOL MAN? YEAH... I SMOKE WEED.
is that one of them diggerBuses
im so full i ate like 5 bowls of cereal
save turkeys from sage smoke it instead
food shopping buy only snacks
Rainbow weed make you smile like this
purple haze  all in my brain
yo dude! see that dragon over there he is my father
OH YEAH bet you haven't realized know this guys but Broccoli looks like small trees rofl
speaking of velveeta look at the walls
yesterday... what happened?
I see the moon much bigger than usual and also low infrared frequencies. I am literally a part of slower vibration. This must be the thing we like to call 'An other dimension'. From 3D to 4D and the fourth D is actually time. Simple
suuuup
drops weed in front of cops asks cops for it back
I am a spider
I've only smoked weed once but I guess  ill try it again
stand in front of toilet cant pee
Purple haze backwards HErpes boys
Favorite weed chem dOg
WINNER: DARK SOULS
SNOWBOARDING AT NIGHT TOKING ON CHAIRLIFT AND TAKING SHOTS
I'm so high that cow looks like a pig!
I feel so high wanna fly?
SUP BRO
holy crap! my lighter's on fire!
CUS I DON FEEL LIEK EET LOLOLLOL
gets high humps a leg
Don't believe me? the evidence is Here.
Relax dude no one barking at you
I just had a thought but then I couldn't thought it right
My thoughts How do i hear them. duuuuudeeee?
theoretically if you were to drop a baby would you have to finish school or could you drop out
Peanutbutter & cottonmouth
Just saw inception duuuuuude
Hey dude want some weed?
me chinese me play joke me put peepee in your coke
they said it couldn't be done so I didn't do it
I pooped on the rug because the flying uni-squirrel told me to
we really need more to explore
it's 4:19 got a min?
tongue reaches balls!
Denver and seattle?  a match fit for a super bowl.  (it might be a good football game too)
wantsome 2 dam bad
Weed Intensifies
merry birthday
merry birthday
I thought I loved trees But weeds are sooooo much more awesome!
yo chil
heh heh heh you said 'bone'!
dude rub my belly and I'll lick your balls because you can't
dude hungry like the wolf
i totally forgot what I was saying oh yeah. trees have bark so must be dogs in disguise!
miks must tuntuu
I ate Your Last Strawberry roll
Who spiked my dog food? I feel a nap coming on
No
oh
stoner dog 2011-2013 stoner dog died because he got hit by an Amtrak. he thought it was a moving popsicle
Who spiked my dog food? I feel a nap coming on
Dude get your penis out of my face I can't smell my farts
i dont always smoke lsd
kiubo compa  cesarinnn
kiubo  jobbb
be school stay in cool
I like this Nigga!
BUENA TU COLECCION PERO LE FALTAN ASTROMECH DROIDS
Cannot feel my head somebody see it?
serio? fico  feliz por ti
nossa vi conta mais sobre isso a&#237;
il mio padrone fuma con la finestra chiusa ...e a me
this secondhand pot smoke is nice
Well Prepared to enjoy Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Reboot
MMMMcKales NAVY BEANS
AL&#201;M DE C&#201;GO EU N&#195;O ENXERGO NADA
i can count to potato
meow  ima dolphin
btw... i ate your turkey dinner that was sitting on the table
Communication by Armin 138.0 Global Tranceformation
chicken pot pie  My 3 Favorite things
Hi Dickord
Weed dog*
SOY  SEXY
FOUND WEED DIDNT KNOW WHAT IT WAS FOR
FINDS SILK ROAD
dont put peoples  names here!!
Hey grumpy cat... i'll turn that frown -  upside down
What if trees peed on dogs?
*texting* looks up EVERY WORD to spell check  spells 'the' tbe
Im bad in maths Awesome
rainbows man they are like cloud poops
were those ... scooby snax???
'you make me wonder what a bipedal dog would be like' pedal? sorry dude
rainBOW WHEELS RAINBOW WHEELS EVRYWHERE
WHEN U GIVE DOGS DRUGS
pics of me at a club now people think i'm cool and have friends
im not high cause im on the ground
im too lazy to get up and pee so i pee in my belly button
how you call this awesome thing? weed?
haha you said lamp haha
dea took my drugs then hired me
Lets play rock
why do my nostrils wisper to me?
Rehman Malik After banning mobile networks
meow
DUde i just farted
How was your day? Yea
It's Valentine's day and damn those are some crazy flowers
see balls do grow on trees and dog food and cats and tugs and hide chews - zzzz.
wanna get stonned? haheeahea
wanna get stoned? haheaheah
Chelsea Fc is the best!
Hits the bong forgets he is a dog
SMILE FOR THE CAMARADERIE
that tree is full of roof
mmmmmm... catnip
JEJE  TOY TO FUMAOH
Evan u go up I freaking love me some Power  and i am using it on my self duhhhh there is no freaking way i am leaving this week im a party lover
im on  errythang
Craciun fericit anunturi intorsura buzaului
meanwhile in   Washington
was going to make a meme but then i got high
would it kill you to lay off the dope for one day? ha
goes to burger king orders a mcchicken
hey
feed me.. susejesss!
good place good vibe
red rocket....... red rocket.......
MOM WHERE DID U HIDE MY HASH
the colors... they're changing man...
Using weed is now legal in Washington State Why am I still here in Las Vegas?
i prefer the term desert rock
'HOW ARE YOU TODAY?' BOOBS.
he wasn't even mad he said it was amazing
KONNICHIWA BITCHES
nice remix
THIS IS WHAT DRUGS DO TO YOU
MEow MEOW
BY GUYS BTW THE MATH TEST IS LONG I'M GONNA SHORTEN IT MAKES IT LONGER
USSHLOFE AM MITTWUCH
maaaaaaaaaan i'm as blowed as a wolf
the sound of somebody brushing his teeth lol
aaj to  yash ki gaand marne mai maja hi aagaya
i smoke two joints then i smoke two joints wuff wuff
he even thinks he is jhon wayne!!
at stop sign waitin' for it turn green
Drops stem in bowl to stoned to get it out
I'M SO GLAD YOUR HOME! SOMEONE SHITTED IN THE HALLWAY!
Hurry and take the pic! My cheek hurts
I guess potheads and environmentalists have something in common they both go green
what weed? i haven't seen any weed
WaSnt allowed in the bathroom for a hot box Eats all the weed brownies
I POOPED ON YOUR PILLOW
I'm so high i just pissed on the carpet
How high are you? no
Weeds legal in colorado and washington mind blown
Meanwhile in colorado...
polta kannabis sativaa kuole
went to church got kicked out for dropping a dime back in the offering basket
stoner dog
WHO CAN TAKE  A SUN RISE....
dude
Favorite Teacher: Dewey
io Dude... is snowing?!
Friend says 'hi' yes i am
smoke weed see in high definition
EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
makes a strain called 'I don't know man' what kind of weed is that? I don't know man.
dude
i'll have 10 silk cut and a packet of rizlas
eats a tim tam 5 minutes later there are no more tim tams
everything looks so juicy
HELLO ASS HOLE
Can't remember  trip home
HELLO BUBBY
Arnold shuahnahiee sdneger
did the ufo arrive?
Everything went BETTER  than heatenings
i hope that's a blunt in your pocket and that you are just not happy to see me
cheguei em casa e percebi que n&#227;o estava na rua
vou ali quando eu voltar eu j&#225; venho
TREES they grow naturally dont they?...well thats what my friend KD told me
least i can lick my own balls
work in 14 minutes? thats barely enough time for  another bowl
Dude I has sharingan
the only diference between 2 separete things  its that they aresepareted
THE DIFFErence between you and me is that unlike you
I just realized this my owner's flats  look like those toilets that japanese kids take shits in.
The maple kind... HUh I am the maple kind
Snapple Prack Cop
U say i look like i'm high bro I say i'm high bro
it's 4:20 somewhere
warning! dog are floating by your side!
I accompanied the earth on another trip around the sun. i accompanied the universe
SCOOBY SNACKS YES PLEASE!!!
YOU MAKE ME A VERY HAPPY BOY
so high
IF YOU SAY JESUS BACKWARDS IT SOUNDS LIKE 'SAUSAGE'
My favorite beverage is a purple. JK
Men are like rocks. They're squishy.
Rosas s&#227;o cinzas 
Does homework high gets extra credit for creative writing
YOU CAN'T TELL RIGHT NOW BUT I'M HIGH
HEY I JUST MET U  HI MAYBE MY NAME IS DOG
takes fat hit forgets to light before
suddenly murlocs
I so much enjoy Working at the airport
HEY YO WASSAA DAWWG
puts in a movie wakes up to end credits
Who was the first president? WHAT?! DO I LOOK LIKE A THERAPIST?!
relax is the weekend
Stop by planetary pride Then stop by dollarama and buy 20 kit kats
stops behind parked car waits for it to go
tried to look for stream  forgot about time change
my stomach was upset good thing you had some grass in the closet
who stole the cookies from the cookies jar?
SO DO YOU WANNA  GLUG GLUG SOMETIME?
Whats yoour race? yes
you're kinda fuzzy... Whats wrong with ya?
i'm too damn high and so is the rent.
smoke watch bob ross paint
Sorry
i'm obedient..
What Was In That Cake Dude? Narly!
Has to puke Gets off your bed and does it on the floor
i wonder do retarted people know their retarded Oh my god am i retarded
where u put the weed u smoked it man ....ahh yeaa
Man i'm hungry stare at taco bell website for for 15 minutes
care factor  0%
PINK FLOYD
they still think the baby peed on the carpet
Did you wash these in bong water .....no
GETS ON BUS ASKS FOR RETURN TO HERE
see's a fly land on the wall starts laughing hysterically
was able to drop vizene in my eyes the first time
PAWNSHOPS bECAUSE SOMETIMES PEOPLE WITH NICE SHIT GET HOOKED ON CRACK
Finding the algorithm behind  hash
Turn on the lIghts I can't hear you
In confucian teaching
sniffed some white guy's shit got real high
Oh man.... So this is what Facemelting feels like
guys seriously i need food
HEHEHEHEHEHEHe HEHEHEHEHEHEHE
HEY MAN.. THAT SCOOBY DOO LOOKS PRETTY FAMILIAR
Goes to pour Something to drink  Get's out paper plates
Game of thrones?        More like game of cones amirite?
Daisy ESTas bien loca
i'm so name  i can't even remember my own high
u wanna get high
freddie game of thrones is on deathsquad.tv
rekl bych ze
Man Jeu tae
If in doubt scrape the grinder out
I sniffed my own ass
The past is only the future with the lights on.
Xấu g&#225;i Hoan lee
'Is that for here or to go?' yes
yes i'll have 2 large medium pizzas please
Got neutered Impregnated too many bitches
Coming home from woluwe park Happy and hungry
Saying Jesus Backwards Sounds like sausage
multiple choice question yes.
going over to a friends place for...beers...
Say 'Jesus' backwards It sounds like sausage
peidei
Dude I love U i don't care if you're a cat
must get off ceiling!
Dont know if this is a pink floyd song or am i just really high
am i smiling? dude
its just like that talking pigeon once said... ...i don't know but there was a talking pigeon somewhere
herro my name is dog and i go meaow
Guys help
Whoa... that tree just flipped me off
im telling you bro greece is definitely gonna win the euro 2012
no mum
where we am? who i are?
Pizza delivery! when did i order pizza?
Get it scooby 'Doobie'
is a dead meme never knew he was popular in the first place
Why is the ground moving? nope
That was the best chick of steese
Say god backwards Dog SO RAD!
cAN YOU TURN OF THE LIGHTS IT'S TO HOT IN HERE
What is the difference between descriptivism and prescriptivism? yes
i'm so high on my pedestal right now
asking for marinara sauce say marijuana sauce
today
weed is just a warm up for dmt
What did you put in my water? do it again!
Duuuude Grab da grub
mmmmmm The taste of victory
I forgot what lying down feels like Its beautiful
dUDE I CAN SMELL THROUGH SPACE AND TIME
DUDE ! NEAT STUFF WHERE'D YOU GET IT ?
knock
i'm still smarter than greg zins
gets new ipod today
dude.. it lasted 6 hours
... Esqueci completamente o que eu estava falando.
monster high
Fire truck races by 'I thought they'd never leave.'
this is the best bread and butter i've ever had in my life
where did you come from? yes
puts grilled cheese on tray forgets a plate
i got  high today
Stop talking i cant see the road
It's 4:20 dude
DUDE I FEEL SICK I SHOULD GO HOME AND SMOKE MORE
dIABLO OPEN BETA! wHERE'S GANDALF?
GIMME SOME DOLLAR BILLS I NEED TO ROLL A JOINT SO I CAN CHILL
YO SPLIFF WHERE da WEED AT GIMME SOME MORE
if you say jesus backwards it tastes like you're feeling blue
the end
So High Confuses scumbag steve with nice guy greg
I HAD A LINE?
Weed box you lost yesterday Oh yeah ı dıdn't see ıt
Weed? ın box? oh ı see not
DID YOU DO YOUR HOMEWORK? ME TOO
Breakfast for dinner? awwww Yeahh
DUDE WHAT IF RETARDS ARE ALIENS? WAIT
long day no prob goli happy
my hands
I WISH I WERE A BOY SO I COULD PEE IN THE SINK
dude chemtrails
I can't decide if i want to eat or sleep
Are u ok? three o'clock
yo barian is it me or does adonis look like a dolphin
you've got three wishes brah
'optional homework' 'no.'
MY HANDS FEEL FUNNY... wAIT I HAVE HANDS!?!?!?
What Is This? Weed? I thought it was a wall
knock knock** cops?! sigh* hey joe!
mUSTER ENERGY TO STAND UP FORGET WHAT YOU WERE GONNA DO
GEt classy and dont be trashy!! Go green and keep our planet clean! Reuse reduce & recycle!
Did you know? Like.....
'What's your asl?' idk
Walking to class
boyfriend leaving for the gym packs another bowl
Vomite en la alfombra Pero ya me lo comi
'What do you want as a side?' A large
Last bowl of the night wait it's 9 am i have to go to class
policeman stops and asks to walk in straight line hands over id
I like the one with the skeleton on a bench in the park
waht would happen if everone walked upside down?
spell out irp
spell out irp rofl
HAVE you ever been so high that gravity changed
i Can think of whatever Whenever
In nicaragua smuggling drugs
Weed  It rhymes with heaven
hey mon  which way to dunn river falls
Goes to ulb campus every day  not for class
remember that time when ohmygod shiny objects
n&#227;o sei se  a ganza  ou se estou mesmo a ter positivas
Prepare yourself  munchies are coming
Dude What was in those dog treats?
you say i look high? i say i'm high bro.
Goes to the LIBRARY  makes rolling paper out of the pages
Get high get 'because i got high' stuck in head
eats orange tastes like purple
Smoked in the bathroom Didn't get caught
dude
Wait
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT... I GOT 99 SOLUTIONS
goes to music festival doesn't remember any of the bands
hey!   hey!  who filled my mouthe with cotton?
got my weed
Yeah!... This shit is good...
doobie
y u no select language? i keep forgetting
can i get good weed in the bay area? go cougs
Ohh yeah! This shit is good...
do you want french fries with... i have no idea what im talking about
who ate my sandwhich? wait
What about a Kony dog?
Hey dude lets get high again!
beans is my favorite teletubby
HOW HIGH ARE YOU? JORGE MAUTNER
What do you mean it wasn't a bacon treat?
wants to sneeze *looks directly at lightbulb*
want some?
excuseme
dude remember that one time we... wait.....what was i saying again?
walks into class from lake logan
Goes to mall to buy some eggs comes home with ten bags of food
being high at night the time in life where every shadow and light is a cop car lurking
WHat's up bro? good
wake up alone on morning see postit hearts glued everywhere in the linving room
witnessed zombie apocolypse enjoyed the scenery
tuition sooo high
you disliked it i removed your account
DUDE! go get me some more mary jane for me please man
go outside at night and stare at snow after awhile it starts to look 3d
dude i'm telling you i can't get off the couch wait are those pizza Bagels
read soup directions? wait where am i?
BEWARE OF the DOG HE IS very sarcastic!
FIJI
i got hooked up fatty style
Dude
Get a 50 in matlab test i feel good with my self
Wake up late for an 8 am Packs fat bong bowl
Smoke Hut party? YIII
Too stoned to walk to upper from lower Call eagle escort
Woof wood wooF Aww shit
Comp sci
dUDEEE WHY IS THE STOP SIGN NOT TURING GREEN?
I'm freaking out man
Dude. Lax.
missed afroman at blue gator because i got high
smoke way to much uncomfterhigh
goes to make pizza throws tatties out window for fun
A day without the super bowl is a day not wasted
listens to tycho mind blown
gets high in forest becomes little red riding hood
Load REload
hey mother nature pass me some of your shrooms
Whitecastle... as fast as possible
bro if its 2012 then is 2005 now?
Yea
Walk into shower with socks on
Ran out of snacks No breakfast next morning
must grab remote off table walks around in circle for 3 hours
elefantes COLORIDOS
dude turn on the tv there is somthing about weed
dude turn on the tv  there is SOMETHING about weed
Strong warrior Wants to get hiGh
i have a new bud(dy).. wanna smell him at my bathroom?
roll a joint
Hey i'm going to get some beer
tevi pass the pills
R2-D2 'i love the little midget'
It aint eazy feelin steezy
I smoked a spliff and i liked it excuse me while i light it
You see a plant i see my next high
sufjan stevens is a genius
Don't pee on trees smoke them
Hey guys this may seem weird but Can I borrow some of your pee
I'm rooting for portland 'The blazers'
i'm not using q? sorry
clean your bong
makes pb&j sandwhich 3 times only takes one bite from each
i pretend to like but i dont
Wants gray baloon gray baloons not avaiable
ohh yeah!!!  my bike does that sometimes
Finals Done Fat blunt!
death by stoning sounds guten tag
'ANDIAMO A PESCARE
go to the store buy dryer sheets
go to walmart buy dryer sheets
yo man listen to me when i'm talking to u what was it talking about?
Accio lighter ...I thought it would work that time.
When life gives you paer Roll up some green and light it up
goes to start car keys locked in house
ask everybody for food Three times!
Skunk  totally agree
If you say dog backwards it's sounds like i'm floating
dude
watching tv at a [8] wait..where'd the remote go?
JUST FOR SOME BUDDHA SHE WANTED ME TO BONE HER
WA-hahahaHA! schnazztacular
qUIT SKYRIM TO ENJOY THE VAST NATURAL WORLD. WATCHED THE PLANET EARTH CAVES EPISODE INSTEAD. OH MAN.
Huck I'm Figh
THANKS FOR THE DOG SEKS
ay
yall i see THE MUSHROOM
gue cinta lo *ngilerrrr  *
my affidavit states 'Dude i smoke weed everyday
They said I would miss my family I never miss at close range
They told me to get a life so i took 3
They asked what's it like beiNg old I made sure they would never find out
my kids asked if god was real i helped them find the answer
they couldn't find the remote i couldn't find a reason for them to live
My family is a treasure THEY CAN ONLY BE FOUND WITH A SHOVEL AND MAP
i cooked dinner once they were delicious
my family forgot my birthday I forgot to put the safety on
They thought it would be funny to hide the remote i thought it would be funny to hide the bodies
THEY LAUGHED BECAUSE I HAVE A BALD HEAD AT LEAST I HAVE A HEAD
They called me Dad I call them dead.
THEY KEPT STAYING UP LATE NOW THEY'LL NEVER WAKE UP
They sunk my battle ship i sunk their bodies
They wanted Halo I gave them a halo
She didn't bring me a sandwich i didn't bring her to the hospital
they wanted skyrim i showed them oblivion
they said they were scared of the dark i made them walk to the light
They told me i would miss my family i never miss at close range
they made me feel unwanted now i'm most wanted
they said id never be the best at anything  fbi most wanted
They hid the remote I hid their bodies
MY FAMILY SAYS I PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS TOO MUCH ....TRIPLE-KILL
they thought i drank too much i thought they existed too much
They Called It drowning I called it Bath time
They said fantasy football was a waste of time So was the search for their bodies
THey Said They Liked Math SO I made them a Statistic
They wanted to go to disneyland I took them to hell
THEY WOULDN'T STOP CRYING SO I WOULDN'T STOP STABBING
They didn't answer the phone I didn't answer their screams
Their mother said give them a break I gave them several
they wanted a bedtime story I made them a story on the news
They broke my tv i broke their skulls
they didn't want to install linux i threw them out the windows
They said listening to rock & roll was lame i showed them a stairway to heaven
My son skipped school i skipped his funeral
They forgot my birthday I forgot their asthma medicine
they laughed when I dropped my ice cream I laughed when they dropped dead
they asked if we were there yet they would never arrive
They are going to visit aunt jillian she passed away last year
MY SON DIDN'T MAKE THE FOOTBALL TEAM OR HIS NEXT BIRTHDAY
They sold my baseball cards I sold their body parts
they hacked my facebook i hacked them to pieces in the yard
They wanted a water fight  so i boiled the kettle
they said i couldn't take a joke i said they couldn't take a bullet
I killed them
they misspelled my name on my fathers day card I misspelled their names on their graves
Everyone's asleep showtime
they ignored my friend requests  i ignored thier cries for mercy
They ignored my lectures I ignored their screams
They beat me at monopoly they went to hell
they said i had lost my mind funny. the police still can't find theirs
their lives were like boxes of chocolates i ripped them open and devoured the insides
We shared the same blood i still have all of mine
They asked if there is life after death I said let me help you find out
I can still see their faces sometimes i take them off of the wall and wear them like masks
She said she was too tired for sex So I put her to sleep
They wanted a video game i gave them doom
I tried to fit everyone into a minivan but a wood chipper seemed easier
My family is my treasure they can only be found with a map and shovel
They asked me if they could get their hair cut so i cut their throats
They made fun of my music Now They're the ones who're underground
they told me they like to listen to justin bieber so i used it as their funeral music
they didn't finish their soup so i drowned them in it
son failed math i failed to call an ambulance
They didn't finish their food The dog got two meals that night
they said i sucked at mw3 3 kill streak
They said i would miss my family i never miss at close range
they left a trail of mud on the carpet i left a trail of blood on the cellar stairs
I Scream
they said i needed to 'lighten up' i set them on fire
got my family a cameo on their favorite TV show the 6 o'clock news
They forgot to clean their rooms I forgot how sharp knifes are
They laughed at my glasses I watched them die with clear vision
they said the house was too cold  now their bodies are
THey started Singing 'The song that never ends' i found one way to end it
home is where their hearts are  their bodies are in tall grass off the interstate
He ENDED MY KILL STREAK I ended his breathing streak
they laughed at my hair loss i laughed at their blood loss
they said i needed help i disagree. pulling a trigger takes 1 person
She didn't like my snoring I didn't like her breathing
they stood on my lawn i stood on their grave
They said I was  shallow So were their graves
They laughed at my moustache i laughed at their funerals
they wouldn't stop screaming so i wouldn't stop stabbing
Mommy woke them up for school Daddy put them all to sleep
They wanted to play the game of life I won
They said it's all fun and games until someone loses an eye Strange
they avoided church i gave them back to god
They said it was too hot inside so i stored them in the freezer
they laughed at my poetry i laughed at their funerals
They wanted to hear a bed time story I read them their obituaries
she wanted to go back to college funeral expenses are cheaper
WE STARTED FAMILY GAME NIGHT WITH LIFE..
they never shut off the lights i gave them eternal darkness
she wanted a divorce i divorced her from life
they were afraid of the dark i showed them the light
they forgot my birthday so i forgot where i hid the bodies
They made fun of my combover once
They said 'cool story
She said I would never see my children again I see them every morning over the mantlepiece
She spilled her milk I spilled her guts
I regret starting a family but finishing one was nice
They Told Me That I had to Cut My Hair So I Cut Their Life Short
Now they're all just bodies that I used to know
she spilt my coffee and said 'it was an accident' I told the cops 'it was an accident'
restraining order: 300 yards A 1 MOA sniper rifle: 800 Yards
They pissed on the toilet seat I pissed on their graves
They had 'moves like jagger' now they don't move at all
You'll never die alone when you have family you can take at least one of them with you
She told me to paint the walls I hope she likes red
Quick Math question:  What's 4 minus 3?
SHE FORGOT TO CUT MY CRUSTS OFF SO I FORGOT HOW TO MAKE IT PAINLESS
they asked me how to make a knot so i tied them a noose
she couldnt do multiplication i divided her by 1
My new neighbor asked what the best type of lawn fertilizer was I told him my family
she said the spark in our relationship was gone SO I LIT THE HOUSE ON FIRE
we ran out of food they ran out of air
They wanted me to work a second job so that i could feed them i fed them to a wood chipper
THEY MADE JOKES ABOUT ARROWS IN KNEES SO I PUT BULLETS IN HEADS
They kept asking
They Drank my Last Soda I Drank Their blood
we have cancer
they forgot to flush so i flushed them
they took my glasses i took their lives
yes the carpet matches the drapes
my family is like a treasure to me that can only be found with a map and shovel
sHE WAS A ginger I Had to
they called me dad i call them dead
I'm balding They're rotting
They said I needed to spend more time with them so i killed them slowly
they asked me what 'nam was like i showed them
they forgot to clean their room  I forgot to stop the gas leak
THEY WANTED TO PLAY CATCH hERE
they called me four eyes now i have ten
they wanted a roadtrip I packed them in the trunk and drove them straight to hell
They CRITICIZED my glasses at least i have eyes
She packed her bags i packed her in a cooler
she used her teeth I used the corkscrew
they wouldnt eat their vegetables  so i made them eat lead
They wanted Ice Cream Now I only hear their Screams
They asked for a suRprise at christmas I gave them an axe and knife demOnstration
They pled for their lives I pled insanity
I begged her to make chicken for dinner She begged me to atleast spare the children
they said i drank too much so i stayed sober at their funeral
They said the house was too cold so i burned it down
They spread rumors I spread their ashes
they asked to play hide and seek they will never be found
They asked me to lose some weight I lost 10lbs digging their graves
they took this photo i took their lives
they beat me at poker i beat them with a poker
They Laughed at my Balding I removed their scalps
they wanted to catch fireflies i helped them catch fire
she says they rather be dead than live with me sounds like a plan
they said my garden looked like a grave now it is a grave
They think i have an obsession with revenge wE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT
they didn't show me their report cards i didn't show them mercy
They asked heads or tails HUmans don't have tails
Son Uses to Much axe So do I
They forgot father's day so i remembered my axe
They laughed when i couldn't find my credit card I LAUGHED WHEN the police couldn't find their bodies
they said that my gaming was a waste of time so was the search for their bodies
They wanted separate bedrooms I GAVE THEM SEPaRATE GRAVES
Four can keep a secret if three are dead
They told me i could be anything i wanted i became a murderer
They said i would miss my family i never miss at close range
took the 'the' out of psycotherapist
they hid my keys i hid their bodies
They forgot my birthday i forgot they needed oxygen
They screamed for ice cream until i made them scream for their lives
they say gingers have no soul i found it true once i cut them open
they said i lost my marbles i found them in their windpipes
TIE FOR CHRISTMAS? DIE FOR EASTER
They stopped doing chores I stopped taking meds
They used all of the hot water so i bathed in their blood
They told me they hated my favorite song i played it at their funerals
My family is like a board game in a box NO ONE opens
they showered him with love he showered them with bullets
they made fun of my baldness i made fun of their headlessness
son asks for sex talk i cut off the problem
Family life is tense Past tense
They said they wanted to get closer to nature i buried them alive
they asked for a dog so I fed them to one
they spilled my coffe so i spilled their blood
Son didn't make the cut I didn't cut the rope
They ate my leftovers i ate their faces
they burried me in debt i burried them in concrete
wife said something is missing in our marriage ı made sure ıt was never found
I Forgot to Wrap Their presents So i wrapped their bodies
They said I needed help I disagree
They pushed my buttons i pushed them infront of a bus
They talked back so i grounded them into dust
They wouldn't eat their vegetables i ate them
they said i needed to stop playing cod i have a three KILL STREAK
THEY WANTED MONEY FOR LUNCH tHEY'LL NEVER BE HUNGRY AGAIN
Their Grades were Behind NOw They are a head
they asked me to make them dinner i made them with fava beans and a nice chianti
They asked who lived in a pineapple under the sea I helped them find out.
They left the fridge door open i left them for dead in siberia
there are no skeletons in my closet they're in the shed out back
my kids stepped on my glasses i stepped on their larynx
They woke me up for a glass of water i gave them a whole tub
the third one came out black
wife started to tell joke about me i delivered the punch line
They said meat is murder I ate them
They asked for an allowance I allowed them to live another day
Hey it wasnt that bad I only Raped one of them
has anyone else noticed that the girl looks like dora? i don't have a joke
They woke me up I put them to sleep
they called me four eyes i dug them four graves
they wanted to go camping so i took them to the woods
I deeply regret what i did to them Well
they took my credit card i took their lives
They got me a tie for father's day Didn't Have To Buy Rope To Strangle Them.
they wanted me to turn off the football game. i turned off their lives.
they wanted to be tv stars  i had them featured on america's most wanted
Dad where did all your hair go? Kids where did all your organs go?
one of them rick roll'd me i roll'd they're bodies into the basement
They said I couldn't plan a surprise party I planned their funeral
they complained i had too much salt in my diet so i added ground ginger to the spice rack
some people start a family i start a militia
they stopped believing in santa now their ashes go down the chimney
she wanted some time apart so i dismantled every limb
they said i'll never understand metal music i did everything the lyrics said
They threw me a 50th birthday party I threw them in the lake
They called me a loser Well what do you know? it was easy to lose their bodies
They kept inviting me to farmville I invited them to amityville
She didn't bring me a sandwich i DIDN'T BRING HER THE ANTIDOTE
they said cat posters were so 90's now they're in 90 pieces
they wanted to learn how a saw worked so i showed them first hand...then the other
They told me my legs were hairy at least i have legs
They told me my music was too loud i made sure they would never hear again
They asked me to play scrabble i spelled thier doom.
they called it strangulation i called it fixing the cable
they said the little mermaid was pointless so was the search for their bodies
she wanted to reignite the old flame i ignited the house
its hard for son to drive when he is tied up in the back
quickmeme downvoted me  I downvoted them to hell
They said all wounds heal with time I've never seen ground beef turn back into a cow
they always wanted to be on tv so i put them on the 6 o'clock news
They said home is where the heart is was*
THEY STOLE MY COMPUTER I STOLE THEIR LIVES
They told me yolo So i lived twice
they forgot my birthday i forgot how sharp knifes are
They didn't put the beer in the fridge i didn't put their limbs in the freezer
they asked me 'where do you go when you die?' i showed them
They Made Fun of my creed CD I made them My Sacrifice
they said I should find a hobby I found my hobby knife
I Still Miss My Ex But my aim is getting better
They asked how it felt to kill my own family i felt the recoil.
They took my bacon i took their lives
they forgot to turn the oven off so i put them inside
they deleted me on facebook i deleted them from life
they broke the tv so i broke their necks
My Kids Seemed Fascinated By Magic So I made them Disappear
couldn't find the remote now they can't find the bodies
They said i would miss my family But i never miss at close range
They said i would miss my family i never miss at close range
They laughed at me for getting fired I threw them in a fire
my kids asked me what does the fox say? i asked them what does the wolf eat?
they put me through hell i put them through a wood chipper
Regarding family
my kids asked me where we dine tonight tonight we dine in hell
at first they asked me for money now they ask me for mercy
She said she didn't like my suit so i made one out of her skin
they turned up the thermostat i was packing more heat than they could handle
i will always watch over your graves
made fun of my status... changed their status to dead
They made a fool out of me i made a front page out of them.
They wanted an allowance I gave them 5 buck shots
They made fun of me i made them with teryiaki sauce
They said i was to old for facebook they'll never know what its like to be old
They told me that I drink too much so I drank their blood
the prettiest smiles hide the darkest secrets
THEY WANTED TO PLAY OUTSIDE I BURNED THE HOUSE DOWN
they wouldn't buy me milk so i dipped the cookies in their blood
tHEY LAUGHED AT MY FUNERAL i LAUGHED DURING THEIR hAUNTING
I really brought my family together by piling up the bodies
My family used to light up my life So i made lampshades out of their skin
blood is thicker than hydrochloric acid
they forgot my birthday i forgot to let go of their throats
My son thought waldo was hard to find wait until the cops try to find his body
i counted to ten and they refused to stop screaming
they said i'd never make it in mobile advertising now im advertising that they're no longer mobile
They said i looked like walter white I've broken them badly
they told me i had     a drinking problem i took three shots...              to their temples
they said playing diablo 3 was a waste of time  so was the search for their bodies
they said to stop drinking i said to stop screaming
they drove me insane I drove them off a cliff
i lost my glasses they lost their lives
i Love families but i COULDN'T eat a whole one.
they didn't want to die virgins i made sure they didn't
they said i had no hair now i wear theirs
she slept with the butcher so i butchered them
forgot fathers day forgot they existed
They said that I was worthless I showed them my high caliber
they laughed at my music i laughed at their screams
You want the hunger games? oh
FOUND SON'S BONG GIVE HIM BIGGEST HIT OF HIS LIFE
They hid my skyrim i hid their bodies
They cut class I cut their throats
they dropped my phone in the toilet I DROPPED THEM IN THE CHIPPER
They laughed at my combover i laughed at their        stab wounds
They stole my beer I stole thier lives
they said i was a hipster now they are underground
THey wanted to go to target i used them for target practice
they say i never smile that's because they weren't dead yet
they laughed when i dropped my phone i laughed when they dropped dead
they forgot to do their chores i forgot to not murder them today
Chainsaw for Sale SLightly Used
They made me miss the fruit in pac-man no they eat theirs thru a straw
what would you do for a klondike bar? i killed my family
they said they wanted to go to heaven i helped them get there
they asked me why i had so few hairs on my head i asked them why they had so few moments to live
they clogged the toilet  but to be fair
She put salt on my food I put lye on her body
They said i had people who loved me not anymore.
my son was 6 feet tall yesterday today
they mocked my glasses i filled their graves
THEY NEEDED MY MONEY I NEEDED THEIR RETINAS
they introduced me to church i introduced them to god
she superimposed the family on my head i superimposed my hands on her throat
they break my heart i eat theirs
They laughed at my glasses i laughed at their funeral
They said i would never live my dream of being a rodeo clown I said They would never live to see tomorrow
i told her to bring home peanutbutter she brought home nutella...
Watch your mouth or watch your back
wife wouldn't go down on me shes never getting up again
They messed up my alarm on my clock I messed up their MEDICINE
They told me to turn off black sabbath Now they're children of the grave
family make me get fired so i murder them
to have and to hold and boil alive
i loved them too much to let them die easy
the kids kept saying 'yolo' I confirmed it
they told me to stop drinking i let them know how it is 'not' to drink
My family is a gift they can be found wrapped in plastic
She rolled three sixes and defeated me in risk i rolled three bodies into the river
THEY DEMANDED MONEY i demanded their lives
I said I wanted ketchup  Now it's their blood with my nuggets
they didnt clean their rooms i didn't clean their blood off the walls
Life is short Some are shorter
my son started to act as a hipster i helped him to become definitely 'underground'
they forgot to feed the dog i didn't
they wanted a bed-time story 1st hand account of 'Nam
they wanted to go on a cruise they crossed the river styx
you say to clean the kitchen i clean the crime scene
they ran greengas in a western arms I ran them into a gas chamber
They hid the remote i hid their bodies
you think my glasses are thick? not as thick as the concrete your underneath
tHEY SAID I COULDN'T BECOME A SURGEON I SHOWED THEM
'are we there yet?' 'are we there yet?' they never made it to disneyland
she said our marriage was a joke i showed her the punchline
Wife Said I wasn't good in bed I practiced on the kids
I never liked the taste of ginger 'til i tried it fresh
They wanted to play hide-n-seek No one's going to find them
they lost the tv remote... so i lost their bodies
they tried to send me to an asylum i sent them to hell
they didn't try to make me feel wanted i didn't try to put the fire out
they never gave me any peace and quiet now they don't say a word
They said they were raider fans So I buried them in a black hole
please god forgive me i should have murdered them all sooner
THEY ASKED WHAT WAS FOR DINNER I SAID GRANDMA
family likes dateline NBC made sure they were made into dateline nbc special
they made me a meme i made them a grave
they look alive and well nope! just chuck testa
They wouldn't stop playing skyrim i shot an arrow into their knees
They asked how much do we mean to you WOrds are not enough
Roses are red
Family first Then co-workers
they made me miss the fruit in pac-man now they eat theirs thru a straw
They told me it was just the internet I told them it was just the rest of  their  miserable lives
They said my marriage wouldnt last well i guess they were right
they said i was losing my hair i said they were losing their lives
they told me the tv was loud not nearly as loud as their screams
They said i couldn't give them a better life so i took them to a better place
They wanted a piano i bought it for the wires
my wife caught me cheating i caught her with an uppercut
they lost the remote they lost their heads
wife says im past my prime number of members of my family is now prime
They said I never come outside so I came in them.
they called me a stressful man IT WAS STRESSFUL hiding their bodies
they wanted skyrim i gave them oblivion
They wanted a puppy I bought them a dead chicken.
They said I looked funny bald They didn't laugh as I scalped them
They burnt my toast I burnt their bodies
they said the house was too small but they all fit in the crawlspace
They asked for allowance I gave them murder
Hello children Come into my tent
they bought me socks for christmas they made good mouth gags
she would always urge me to aim higher so i did
They didn't want to go to bed Now they sleep with the angels
my wife alice wanted a family picture they never pictured me losing my mind
liked me on twitter liked them under the patio
They said I was over the hill I buried them under one
They tried to get rid of my mustache So i got rid of them
Obamacare wasn't affordable for my whole family so I went to walmart and bought an affordable axe
they said they didn't like the beatles so i made their last words 'help!'
They had a good point but i had them at point blank
they didnt want to order papa johns So I bought them tombstones
They said I couldn't sing i sang at their funeral
Still a better love story than twilight
they said they didn't like skeeter gang they didn't like being BURIED alive either
she served me tofu i served them poison
they liked chinese food now they are chinese food
They are at a better place now Downstairs in the freezer
They said my gaming was a waste of time So was the search for their bodies
they bought me a very expensive christmas present it cost them their lives
They didn't wish me a new year They won't see another one
They told me my mustache distorts my face So I distorted their faces
They wanted a iphone 5 I had a mp5
she cancelled the invitation I cancelled her permission to live
my family said I didn't do  well trying to be a nice father they didn't do well in the hunger games
They laughed while i was playing dungeons and dragons I laughed while I was dragging them to the dungeon
They Called Me Four Eyes Now They Dont Have Eyes
They said I needed a better fitting hairstyle I gave them better fitting coffins
She said she was dead tired she's no longer tired
they were afraid of going to hell i sent them to heaven
they wanted to play pac-man so i made them ghosts
They sold my james brown records  Papa's got a brand new bag
'Get me an Iphone' was the last thing they said
the pet died yesterday coincidently
They asked for new shoes I gave them pumped up kicks
They told me theRe was no I in team I Said there is an I in knife
'Till death do us part Parted
You cant judge me     Your Honor
they threw me a surprise party i threw them off a cliff. surprise!
They took my glasses I took their lives
They thought iT'd be funny to call me mom i thought it'd be funny to call them alive
THEY DIDN'T PUT THEIR FEET FLAT AGAINST THE WALL I DIDNT HOLD ON TO THE ROPE
they wanted to know if jesus was resurrected on easter i helped arrange a meeting
they expected me to put them through college i put them through the wall
they told me not to play lol i told the dog not to play with their limbs
They laughed at my big glasses i laughed at their empty eye sockets
They Though i stayed in the house too much I Thought their intestines stayed in their body too much
They were a great family were
daughter wanted help in math i divided family by 0
they bought me a set of sushi knives I turned them into maki
They questioned my judgement i questioned their lives
They asked me to watch twilight i watched them bleed
They told me to get a life so i took 3
they didn't want to go to the dentist so i made an appointment with the coroner instead
i asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up their answer wasn't alive.
look at those smiles this is going to be fun
They Loved Final Fantasy Living was their final fantasy
She wanted a divorce I divorced her head from her body
they said i was a nobody now they've got no bodies
They called me four eyes Now I have eight
They Posted a Hate status about me on facebook  I posted R.I.P. on their Walls
they thought it would be funny to put clingfilm over the toilet i thought it would be funny to put clingfilm on their faces while they slept...
guess i earned a uav because i just got a triple-kill
I made them red heads Then i made Their heads red
they unfollowed me on twitter their heads unfollowed their bodies
they beat me in pong i beat them within an inch of their lives
she was going to vote for obama i just couldn't let that happen
They played too much Halo KILLING SPREE
They hacked my world of warcraft i hacked their bodies
Electrical Fire LOL
they told me church was boring so i made them say their prayers
They made fun of my mustache So I ate the upper part of their lips
daddy you smell like hard liquor kids you smell like rotting flesh
They ate my last sandwich i ate them
SHE COLLECTED CHILD SUPPORT I collected their life insurance
They said I was going through a mid life crisis I made sure they would never experience one
They told me they supported sopa So I blacked out their lives
she turned off my xbox while a was playing cod i decided to play COD in real life
They loved rebbeca black i killed them on a friday
she didn't like her hair she has none now
they say i play modern warfare 3 too much triple kill
they told me to cry a river i ejaculated an ocean
My family says i play league of legends TOO MUCH triple kill
they said mw3 wasnt real FRIENDLY u.a.v inbound
THEY set THE THERMOSTAT to 75 Degrees I set the oven to 400 Degrees
tHEY KEPT LEAVING THE HEAT ON SO I SENT THEM ALL TO HELL
they asked me to stop hammer time!!
They loaded my ipod with  k-pop and justin bieber i loaded my gun
I used to have a family Then I took an arrow to THEIR knees
they stole my sweetroll i shot some arrow in their knees
My son wanted to be an adventurer So i shot him in the knee with an arrow
they wanted to be adventurers i gave them arrows to the knee
They blew out my candles I blew out the pilot light
they wanted me to tuck them in i tucked them in the wood stove
my steak was over cooked i cooked them on a stake
NOBODY TOOK THE TRASH OUT. I TOOK THREE BAGS TO THE CURB.
4 eyes 3 bodies
they forgot to feed my gerbil i made sure to feed the gators
they asked why i always had this serious expression i carved their faces even more seriously
I Gave my children a bath of hydrochloric acid
they finished all the ice cream I finished their lives
They wouldn't stop hanging around the front yard now they are hanging in the back
They asked me why i didn't want to show my ID Later they were the ones who couldn't be identified
They tried planking Now they are under them
They WANTED CALL OF DUTY INSTEAD OF SERIOUS SAM I GAVE THEM A SERIOUS BEAT DOWN
Hairless? Better than headless
they took my skyrim cd i took their intestines
nobody laughed at my joke at lunch nobody laughed when they found the bodies
They said to leave the toilet seat up so i put them down
tHEY SAID 'THEY HAD THE MOVES LIKE A JAGGER' NOW THEY DON'T MOVE AT ALL
They ate my mac and cheese i ate their brains
I got a haircut they got a headcut
They ate my pringles i ate their kidneys
They always wanted to go on a vacation I sent them to heaven
they wanted changes i wanted less family members
Take out the garbage they said... don't kill me they said
they wanted to go camping I went hunting
i saw my family murdered before my eyes by me
i love my family in soup or as a pasta topping
she said she was taking the kids and leaving me six broken legs didn't travel that far
they bought me another tie i tied them to the back of my truck
they woke me up i put them to sleep
they called me a deadbeat so i beat them dead
casey anthony is my babysitter
THEY WANTED ME TO STOP I WAS JUST GETTING STARTED
they wanted me to spend more time at home now they're in a funeral home
they asked me to comment on their status... so i did R.I.P
they said i should start tweeting #r.i.p.
they made fun of my bald head i made fun of their headless corpses
They said I was too old to join in Now they'll never grow old
They told me to use deodorant so I took an axe
They asked me to pick up the tab I asked their families to pick up the bodies.
My family is like a fine wine Locked up in a crate in the cellar
they loved him for his tenderness he loved them for theirs
They Laughed And said a real man could fix the garbage disposal himself I fixed it and have had to run it nonstop foR 3 days
the trunk of my lebaron was SURPRISINGLY roomy they all fit
They laughed and said i couldn't Fix the garbage disposal myself Now The police will never find them
they wanted to go on a vacation I sent them to an early grave
They said that the Tata Nano was safe  But it overheated and caught on fire and my wife and kids died
We want a puppy
Daddy isn't here anymore Don't forget your colonoscopy
They didn't like my mustache So I shaved it
they cut down the limbs of my favorite tree i cut down the limbs of my family tree
They didnt upvote my clever meme So i made them vote for which one to die first
They burned my bacon So I burned their bodies
she wanted a seperation i used a chainsaw
listen to the earth hear them scratch the inside of their coffins
karate kyle? that's cute
LITTLE KIDS HAVE THE TIGHTEST PUSSYS
They always wanted to be in the papers i put them in the obituary
they questioned my authority i questioned their existence
they said 'please don't shoot!' so i stabbed them
They didn't like left 4 Dead So I left them 4 Dead
ermahgerd they said
They wanted a game night  I played Guess who with their body parts
Grumpy Cat told me to do it.
i lost at scrabble once.
ill stop stabbing when they stop screaming
i missed my family better use a shotgun next time...
they shot my dog i showed no mercy
They said home is where the heart is so i hit home
watched pretzel snow movie murdered family
your neighbors could all be murdered and you wouldn't notice until it started to smell
She asked me to kill a bug and i kept going after that
they touched my bald spot i touched their intestines
they said my moustache was funny... i think their dead bodies where funnier
they stole my chocolate bar too bad for them i poisoned it
pretending they are happy i'm home curse them...
they wanted to drive home in a limo I arranged for a hearse
They asked me to be nicer so i killed them with kindness
I waved goodbye as they drove off into the sunset then detonated the car
THEY WANTED LIVER FOR DINNER I ATE THEIRS WITH fava beans and a nice chianti
they wanted to play catch they caught anthrax
They said they werent raised right I put them down right
SHE WANTED TO TAKE SHOTS I TOOK 3
they wanted to wish me a happy fathers day but i could barely hear them through the burlap
they told me to get a toupee   now i have three
They made this tier of me I changed it to 'Forever alone'
They had no idea what i was doing in the basement I did
they said house was to cold so i lit them on fire
She said she didnt belong in the kitchen so i put her in the freezer
they didnt do their chores right i didnt do their mom right
MY FAMILY IS LIKE A TREASURE
they ate their dinner i ate their bodies
they said 'yolo' to me my gun made sure they only lived once
they laughed at me going bald i know have three knew wigs
The kids left stains on the wall
they wouldn't help in the yard i made them into fertilizer
she signed us up for wife swap i sent her in a box
they laughed at my glasses i laughed at their screams
THEY ASKED FOR THE BOTTOM LINE I LINED THE BOTTOM... OF THEIR COFFINS
i killed my family yolo
they went to cracker barrel without me now they're staring down my barrel
they didnt like me smoking i didnt like them rotting
they kept saying they wanted to see mommy again i showed them
THEY FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY I FORGOT TO CALL AN AMBULANCE
they ignored my friend request i ignored their mercy request
I will never forget you But I will try
they told me i was disturbing the game played second part with their head
They kept sending me invites to farmville I sent them to amityville
They said wrestling wasn't real i won a buried alive match
THEY SAID LIVE IS GOOD THEY MUST LIKE DIRT.
They called it DROWNING  I called it swimming leasons
they called it SEXUAL ASSAULT  i called it birthday WHIPPINGS
They were embarrassed of my haircut i was embarrassed of their girly shreaks
the gun went off on accident three seperate times
They showed me their grades i showed them their graves
my son wanted to be a hipster  now he's underground
my daughter could only count to potato now she doesnt count to anything
what do my family and texas hold'em have in common? the river
They always asked who my favorite was now they know
Family found lined up and run over on the road complete accident
they were my whole life now
He corrected my spelling so I corrected his face
They said they liked milkshakes so i put them in the yard
they looked funny and now they smell funny
She Asked 'How great was it before we had kids?' I Helped her remember
They told me to ask for help i made them do it!!
they left my clothes on the line so i clotheslined them
they look good as gingers they taste good with ginger too
THEY DIDN'T PUT THE MILK BACK IN THE FRIDGE I DIDN'T PUT THEIR BODIES IN CASKETS
they said they were tired now they sleep forever
I didn't like dinner they didn't like the bottom of the lake
They said i was balding 3 new wigs
They saId I was too strict So I grounded them Permanently
they told me to shave off my moustache  i shaved off their skin
I was into child slavery before it became cool
I really wish you hadn't said that.
They told me they love me I told them I love them too
they complained they wanted to live by the sea now they live at the bottom of it
they wanted to go to disney instead they went to hell
they popped my balloon i popped their cherries
she wanted to run off with my boss not easy when you've got no legs
they staged an intervention i staged their accidents
They called me a fag Ironic
Work Fired me  i fired my rifle
No not vengece punishment.
Mom wanted a minivan They got a hearse
They called me old man so i ate their souls to become young.
They said to support kony 2012 so i gave them to him.
they wanted dinner i served them a hot plate of justice
she slept with the postman now they all sleep with the fishes
they beat me at clue i beat them with the lead piping in the ballroom
They wouldn't stop complaining the chainsaw wouldn't stop cutting
They called me white trash I made them 'white trash'
They used up all the hot water in the shower i used all the boiling water on their bodies
'SCREW YOU!'
college tuition for him and her 150k coffin for him and her 100 bucks.
they said i have no hair now i have no heir
i saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by killing off three of the dependents that were listed on my policy
they laughed... their heads off
they laughed at my crayon drawings i laughed at their chalk outlines
They asked for a vacation so i sent them to heaven
i begged them to do their chores they begged for mercy
they said i burned dinner so i burned them
They kept crying i kept reloading
They said they love slasher movies i made sure to videotape as i slashed them
they said i'd left a lump in the lawn when i'd finished the garden now there are three more lumps.
Made breakfast this morning FamiLy and toast
they ignored my lectures i ignored their screams
they asked me what heaven looked like i told them to hold still
they asked if we were there yet once
First They Screamed for ice cream Then they screamed for their lives
the kids ate my 'rocky road' I dragged their faces ACROSS one
They made me pause call of duty still got kill streak
They made fun of my moustache once.
They wanted to move now they live in the CEMETERY
they wanted to go on a cruise i gave the sharks a special meal for shark week
they lost the remote then their lives
They wanted a puppy I got them a starving pit bull
They wanted me to go to the school play we acted out saw instead
they said i couldn't spell I said they couldn't live
will it blend? that is the question they did
they had so much hair i had so many guns
They laughed at my comb over so i ran them over
They asked for Liberty  I gave them death
They made fun of my pistol in mw3 I showed them how a real one works.
I the wild there is no health care. A lion eats me
they told me i was shallow so i put them six feet under
They were scared of the dark so i lit up the house
They dropped my phone in the toilet I dropped their bodies in the lake
our dad's a giant
they hung up the phone on me so i hung up their necks
They called me cold How ironic
they wouldn't stop the music they wouldn't stop screaming either
they discussed gun control at dinner I used both hands when i shot them
i lost my hair they lost their lives
I was told to use H.E. so i used high explosives
They made fun of my glasses i filled their graves
They Said I Look Like Bill O'Reilly I Said You Can't Explain That
They took money from my wallet I took it back from their corpses
they called me bald so i skinned them
They made me get their cars fixed I forgot to fix their brakes
i dont always use the wrong caption but when i do people go missing
They kissed me goodbye before kissing the pavement
they forgot to clean the room I forgot to stop the gas leak
When you catch an adjective
they said I was getting fat I stuffed their bodies with lard
They lost their homework I lost their death certificates
They forgot to use the compost I forgot how their bodies got in there
they say kids are expensive but i got a multi-buy discount at the funeral home
They wouldn't talk about the superbowl I didn't tell them about the asbestos in their ceiling
They wouldn't cook for themselves So I cooked them for myself
they asked me why i got fired so i set them on fire
Love my kid's smiles. Chelsea smiles.
They begged me to stop i went and got a duller knife
They broke the legs on my chair so i broke theirs in return
she said she wanted a divorce now shes a corpse bride
they forgot to get me a christmas present santa didn't visit our house but the angel of death did
they told me to take good notes so I took note and took their life
the cops came looking for them i was already long gone
They didn't like my cooking it was their last meal on earth
they told me i was too old for cheers so i cheered at their funerals
wouldn't stop fighting in the car drove car back to the woods
they locked my keys in the car i locked them in the house then burned it down
they lost my flute i lost the antidote to the POISON i gave them
they were going to tell everyone my secret dead men tell no tales
they told me to smile for the camera i smiled when i sent them to hell
They laughed at me because my fly was down now flies are eating their corpses
my son got a C on his math test I made sure no one will ever C them again
They said i was EMBARRASSING to be around the cops are still looking for the bodies
she told me there was no space so i made some
they said they wanted me to stop beating them so i tested out my new handgun
The police came looking for the bodies i told them my mother-in-law did it
they won the game of monopoly i won the game of life
they danced to justin bieber i danced on their corpses
They wanted to go see 'finding nemo' they're still looking
they called me 'four-eyes' now i have 'ten-eyes'
i will touch your children
THEY FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY SO I FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE STOVE
she joked my 'gun' was too small it did the job
she said the whiskey was killing my liver so i took hers
they drank all the juice  i drank all their blood
They made fun of my glasses now they need glass eyes
They made me stop watching football I made them stop breathing
They told me not to eat with my hands I used the knife
They laughed at my chalk drawings i laughed at their outlines
People ask me What i Felt after I shot them 'Recoil'
my wife and kids made fun of my mustache once
they rang the doorbell too many times so i wrang their necks
They felt bad for forgetting fathers day I felt the recoil
they said they missed mom They were bad at hunting anyway
I only raised them so i could eat them bigger
They said I was useless so i showed them i wasn't useless at murder
she said i couldn't party so i partied at her funeral
she made me spill my milk thats not the only thing she made me spill...
i told them to eat their vegetables now they're eating dirt
They wanted Skyrim I gave them an arrow to the knee
Kids..your father..he couldnt be here he... is out buying a rapist van!!!
they accidentally dented my car i accidentaly dented their skulls
i killed them I KILLED THEM ALL
They said I would miss my family I never miss at close range
She had trouble sleeping now she can't wakeup
they wanted to keep a pet i gave them a black widow
She collected child support I collected their lives
reading the morning paper look who showed up in the obituaries
they didn't want to go to the dentist  so i ripped out all their teeth
they couldnt understand why luke screamed after his hand was cut off i showed them
kill one
they crushed my heart i crushed their bones in the garbage disposal
They called me old... i called them an ambulance
my dinner was cold so were their bodies
They bought a fire EXTINGUISHER  I forgot to use it
family game night murder in the dark...i win
don't want to take out the garbage? find yourself rotting in it in the morning
lose the remote lose a limb
they said to Go take a hike i buried them in those woods
wanted pet fish now they swim with them
wanted fireworks for the 4th of july so i strapped a bomb to each one of them
family game night played russian roulette
They laughed because I have a bald head I laughed when I severed theirs.
i loved my family little bbq sauce
my eldest son james sayer took my raspberry cruiser so i gave him a wet willy
he told me 'i want to play footbal when i grow up' so i&#180;ve sent him to penn state
They told me church was boring so i made them say their prayers
they told me church was boring so i made them say their prayers
They wouldnt give me Park place  so i buried them under boardwalk
they were worried about the world&#180;s end i finished their worries
They said i was over the hill so i buried them on one
they missed their mother i didn't
they put a bucket of water above the door i used the same bucket for their blood
They wanted to see wwe live i showed them chris benoit's final move
they wanted new schoolclothes won't need clothes where you're going
she said i was drunk i said she was dead
they looked at the camera i looked at their graves
they laughed at my glasses i laughed at their screams
They signed my birthday card i signed their death certificates
SHE FORgot to pickup the kids i forgot i cut the brakes
they wanted to meet up with old friends i called up my buddy death
they said They like real madrid so I got real mad
they called me ugly at least i still have a face
They wanted to eat Now IM EATING THEM
they laughed at my mustache I laughed at their ashes
they said i should stop drinking i said they should stop breathing
She lost my book i lost her body
She took the carkeys i took their stomach
THey served me asparagus for dinner I served them cyanide for dessert
They listened justin bieber What could I do?
I love roller coasters If by roller coasters i meant killing my family
i came from deer hunting  and went over to 'dear' hunting
they made a skyrim joke  i put an arrow in their knee
hey kids do you like SAUSAGES?
At her wedding
My secret ingreindent: 1 wife
They mocked my glasses i mocked their headless bodies
i'd kill for my family? no
They laughed at my hair i laughed at thier dead bodies
They gave me nothing for fathers day i gave them no mercy
they made fun of my glasses i made fun of their carcasses
They needed a father I needed an alibi
They where short sighted But my rifle wasn't
they didn't hug me when i came home i didn't give them a proper burial
they couldn't fix the stapler I couldn't fix their broken necks
they wanted modern warfare i gave them a battlefield
They Didn't fear the reaper so i sent them to him
They called me 4 eyes I call them 6 feet under
they said god would always protect them i put it to the test
they said i spend too much time on the computer now they can't say anything
they said i was embarrassing i killed them
they said i needed help i killed them all by myself
They forgot about my needs i needed blood
They laughed at my mustache i slit their throats
They laughed at my mustache I slit their throats
the kids didn't inerit my bad eyes so i took them
they left their toys on the floor i left my knives in their chests
they said they couldn't cook but they made great worm food
They used my pictures for an art collage  i used their hair for a new rug
They Laughed at my Stamp Collection SO i stamped ON THEN
they went into my study i made sure they didn't come out
they complained about the winter so i lit them on fire
grass grow greener since they feed it
they refused to walk the dog skinned it alive
They said i had a filthy mouth at least mine aint full of pee
they wanted to go somewhere nice I took the bodies to the dump
They said i was too old for facebook they'll never know what its like to be old
they wanted to go somewhere nice I took the bodies to the dump
They told me to shave my mustache I shaved years off their life
they said they liked vampires SO I fed on their corpses
she burned my dinner i burned her body
they didn't wash their hands before dinner neither did i
You are what you eat they must have ate vegetables
they said i was losing my hair i said they were losing their lives
they said they hated the house. I let them face the wall.
they begged me to stop playing skyrim all witnesses killed
They took my money I TOOK their skin
SO MY WIFE SAYS TO ME
They broke my bank i broke their spirits
She cheated on me
They stole my Walkman  I raped their ENtire family
they wanted an iphone i let them meet the creator of the iphone instead
they say to keep your loved ones close so i burried them in the basement
They ate the big peice of chicken I ate their hearts
Gingers... i am your father!
They wanted combat for christmas they got it. then i realized it was an atari game.
they liked to watch flinstones i've turned them into stones
he asked how long he could hold his breath. i help him get the answer.
i can still see their faces sometimes i take them off of the wall and wear them like masks
Calling me old was funny telling them they're adopted was funnier
they addressed me as christ now they are the crucified ones
they said they coudn&#180;t make food. I said I coudn&#180;t let them live.
she wouldn`t let me go fishing I used her as bait
FOR A PICTURE OF THEM SEE THE NECROLOGY
my wife and kids made fun of me once
they wanted xbox i showed them wii
i didn't warm up the spaghetti I poisoned a dish served cold
they said i took halo too serious triple kill
they called me chrome dome so i broke their domes
I turn to my friends and says 'that's her' 'the one with the bruises on her eyes'
they didn't respect my right to privacy I didn't respect their right to live
they wanted to put on a skit  i suggested the amityville horror
all they wanted was a hug all i wanted was to watch the world burn
they wanted a drive tied them to the muffler
they hacked my facebook i hacked their faces
They wanted it to be shorter So I shortened their life
The pointed and laughed i shot and killed
I had to change the light bulb she had to change her burn dressing
She used her teeth I used the turkey baster filled with clorox
son acted in a play I acted to the cops
I watched her boil my eggs She watched me boil them in the bathtub
My wife said we were eating meatloaf for dinner I told her satan hates meatloaf
my kids wanted their own rooms i gave them coffins
they said i should sell the convertible i sold them into slavery
they called me four-eyes four-eyes is better than non
They said i'd make a good barber now im in jail!
they said don't shoot i didn't listen
she said bow ties weren't cool so i strangled her with one
Home is were i buriedtheir hearts
son tells me hes gay fine by me
They laughed at my mustache once
They butter my bread i butter their muffins
they laugheD at my ears i still have mine
they took my car i took their lives
They wanted to play cluedo I took it to a whole new level
they laughed when I dropped my ice cream I laughed when they dropped dead
They ate  all the left overs I made them into left overs
They told me i walked too slow They will never walk again
THEY'RE ALL HIPSTERS THAT'S WHY THEY'RE UNDERGROUND
they caught me looking at r/gonewild i posted their pictures on r/deadpeople
watched gladiator with son asphyxiated him before he could get to me
daughter's head looks like a mushroom so I ate it with some fava beans and a nice chianti
they said to take out the trash i used three hefty bags
they stepped on my pride i stepped on their graves
wife made me sleep on the couch wife has been sleeping behind the couch since
they told me it's just a game  I told them let's play hangman
PUT FAMILY TO BED PERMANENTLY
They wanted to cut me out of thier lives So I cut them up
When they sleep I shall feast on their flesh
SHE DIDNT LEAVE THE ROOM TO FART SO I DIDNT USE MY SHARP AXE.
KILLED AND IMPREGNATED
THEY SAID THEY WERE FINE MEDIUM RARE WAS BETTER
they didn't know math i didn't know 911
they laughed at my bald patch i laughed at their headless bodies.
they told me to bathe i bathed in their blood
I told them to go to hell i kept my promise
they wanted happiness so i showed them a warm gun
my son struck out at little league i hit a home run with his skull
Shoot dope Then your kids
we ran out of food they ran out of air
my son found my pot i found him a burial plot
she had a spic looking baby i killed the gardener
She wanted to be left alone don't worry no one will ever find her
They questioned my love until i loved them to death
They changed the channel I changed them to dead
They wanted an early christmas present i gave them an early grave
I told them happy birthday but i never told them it would be their last
They Made fun of my mustache  once
they wanted icecream I gave them cocaine
they dented my car so i dented their heads
THEY BORROWED MY CAR I BORROWED THEIR LUNGS
bought me rogaine for christamas stuffed their stockings with anthrax
they gave away their virginity i gave away their lives
they got me socks for christmas. enough to make three nooses.
I Love my family and of course by 'love'
they wanted jack in the box i put them in a box
she switched me to decaf i switched her to deceased
They took the remote I took their lives
They wanted silence I gave them eternal SILENCE
Kids mittens is dead Maybe next time you won't forget to take the bins out
I put my family to bed forever
I  love  My family. Physically Mostly.
THEY WANTED TO COMMIT CHANGES I MADE THEM COMMIT SUICIDE
Some Men Just Want to Watch the World Burn
They wanted x-box live i took their lives
They sat on my chair i danced on their graves
They Got me a Tie I gave them bullets
They asked me to take them for a walk I made them take a long walk off a short pier
Beer can disappeared missing family since last thursday
They took my alcohol i took their blood
they wouldnt go to sleep so i made them sleep forever
They thought it was all in good fun and they died laughing
They told me to shave. I told them to run.
They didn't listen to my jokes I didn't listen to their screams
They forgot my birthday i forgot they were born
They bought me a wig I bought them coffins
They made my Xbox get the Red Ring of Death I showed them the real death
They forgot my birthday I forgot to call 911
She forgot our anniversary I forgot to call the ambulance
they signed up for tumblr i followed their hearse
they asked me to make them breakfast i asked them to go get me the belt
They Fell asleep on my couch They woke up in hell
They deleted me off facebook                  I deleted their life
He locked the doors and windows..  ..Too bad i was already inside...
they wanted to light off fireworks i lit them on fire
they told me to quit smoking now their burning bodies are smoking.
they broke my computer I broke their spines.
they wanted to live in a bigger house now they rest in shallow graves
they said i should stop slaughtering hookers so i slaughtered them
they wanted me to stop smoking their charred corpses are still smoking
they were in front of my car now they're in the back of my mind
They asked me to drive them over to the mall I drove them over
They said i golf too much I beat them with my clubs
They didn't want to go fishing Now they sleep with the fish
All i remember is noise so much noise
they wanted me to be more patient now they're hospital patients
they didn't want to move for my job now they don't move at all
THEY TOOK MY SMOKE BREAKS I TOOK THEIR LIVES
they didnt follow the clan strategy i didnt follow the law
they forgot father's day i forgot to feed them
Let's have family game night
they heard dad talk about his 'special magic trick' didn't realize they were going to disappear
they asked for a bedtime story I read them their last rights
wife said bathtub was too small to fit her and the kids they fit now
'Kids
i abandoned my family
they lost the remote i lost human compassion
they took my cigarettes i took their lives
needed to take bath let dog lick feet and passed out instead
They said it was a scheme You'll need a scheme to find them
NEVER TAKE MY CHILDREN OUT OF MY PANTS NOW YOU DIE WOMAN!
They wanted food that tasted like heaven So i gave them a taste of lead
THey wanted a separation I cut between their 4th and 5th cervical vertabrae
They said I was dead in the inside We now have something in common
She wanted a family I wanted a reason to leave the country
They told me my hair was thin i told them their blood was thin
they laughed at me when i farted i laughed at them when i bashed in thier skulls
has a fb with pictures like this won't accept my friend request
On oblał mnie na filozofii ja oblałem go benzyną
Murder suicide  Minus the suicide
My family called a maple bar a long john once. once.
They didn't listen to story time i didn't listen to their screams for mercey
They ate my bacon I ate their hearts
Wife didn't cook dinner Police didn't find her corpse
I take the 'The' out of psychotherapist
They disrupted my dinner i disrupted their central nervous system
Daddy was so hungry  he ate 3 livers with fava beans
they ate my pizza i ate their hearts
the wife wanted an xbox  I put an x in her box.
my wife refused to fertilize the lawn now she fertilizes the lawn
They laughed at my threats I laughed at their funerals
they brought home a dog i brought home a coroner
they said i'm dead to them now they're dead to everybody
I said they could get a tattoo at 18 so i took their lives at 17
they said i couldn't coach powderpuff its says '12-0' on their graves
they forgot their shirts i forgot to let them live
they say a picture is worth 1000 words i say a picture is worth 1000 shovels of dirt
My family is so beautiful... really
i have my FAMILY'S heart in my closet
Their Mouths Had sass i put bullets in their ass
carbon monoxide of course daddy will tuck you in
they said i was fat... ...i ate their fat
my Daugther found my secret movie room she's now my latest movie star
They laughed at me because I didn't have a full head of hair now they have a head full of bullets
we went shopping for shoes cement was the only perfect fit
my son asked to try my beer it will be his first and last
My wife said she loves me She'll say anything with a gun to her head
they said i couldn't swim so i used their bodies as floaties
I heard yo u guys were hungry so i cooked our dog. Bon Appetite
They made memes of me. I made pies of them.
i work hard to feed my family into the wood chipper
I was not always a monster i once played clarinet in my highschool's marching band.
I did not get a Sir they got the saw
HE SAID I AM NOT MORPHEUS I DELETED HIM FROM THE MATRIX
They disrespected me I disrespected their dead bodies
she told me to shave off my mustache i shaved off their faces
I took my family to the museum The lady said they were in good condition
They told me i could be anything So i became a murderer
My family said I wasn't wanted I don't care
They told me I looked like a porn star SO I fucked them
She said she wanted to break ON2 that's how they found her
They killed my dreams So I killed them
They asked for 6 feet of yarn i gave them 6 feet of dirt
They pointed and laughed at me like my father So i pointed the gas line  into their bedrooms
i've got 99 problems but their yells ain't one
i've got 99 problems but their yells ain't one
They say distance makes the heart grow fonder I say a blowdryer in a tub makes the heart stop
murdered by his own childrens
She made me sleep on the couch I made them sleep forever
She said I was in the dog house so I buried them under it
THEY DIDN'T LABEL ME AS 'DAD' ON FACEBOOK I TITLED A PAGE FOR THEM
its hard for son to drive when he is tied up in the back
coming to theaters this summer dreyfuss
i suspected my daughter lost her virginity to her jerk boyfriend i raped her for closure
I brought them into the world then I took them out
they said 'you only live once' they're right
they laughed at my music their screams made it better
They ignored my drill demonstration  I ignored their screams
look kid im gonna set my watch
i'm actually not thinking about killing my family stop saying that. i'm thinking about becoming a forest and bird volunteer
i died for my family executed for their brutal murders
They wanted me to build a Doghouse So i built them three coffins
They egged my car i egged their lives
they forgot my birthday i forgot where i hid there bodies
i suspected my daughter lost her virginity to her douchebag boyfriend so i raped her for closure
they asked for money I killed them
THEY SAID NOTHING ABOUT THE BROKEN TV  I SAID NOTHING ABOUT THERE BROKEN BODIES
My friends killed my chickens ONCE ONCE.
They took the last slice of pizza So i sliced them
they wouldn't respect me but i always show respect to the dead
i killed my mother and sister NO ONE will RECOGNIZE me in this disguise
They watched Survivor they sucked at surviving
i remember my mother and younger sister
They forgot to leave the porch light on i forgot to leave the smoke alarms on
they said rock was lame now their on a highway to hell
I told them not to make the armors But they didnt listen...
They said I put too much garlic in the spaghetti  I put too much dirt on thEir graves
They wanted to see my photography permit I showed them no mercy
my kids said i look quite nerdy at work i said they look quite pale at their funerals
they revelled in their full heads of hair and made fun of my slaphead so i scalped them
they left me broke I left them in pieces
they spilled paint on my ass and now i'am going spill acid on ther face
they lost the remote control i lost my patience
They refused to take out the garbage i took them out instead
my family is dead to me literally
They said rule against perpetuities was easy i terminated their life estates
They Forgot my birthday i 'forgot' they needed oxygen
Call me meathead? I'll BTK your ASs
they didn't let me drink my beer i didn't let them live
they wanted to play clue it was me
she said no i made her say yes
I KILLED THEM
they kept asking for mcdonald's so i mcmurdered them
they always wanted to be famous so I put them in the news
They put my diet coke in the freezer and it froze They Learned
Genes pass em' down
They didn't stop when I told them to I didn't stop when they told me to
She wouldn't leave the department store Now she has departed and the body needs to be stored
they said i was too strict so i constricted their throats
I found their butchered corpses highly amusing
yes honey
they want to play clue now i can see the police playing it
They said i was under pressure their casket is too
they said i am under pressure so is their casket
home is where the hurt is
they can't talk back from beyond the grave
they didn't appreciate my sacrifices so i sacrificed them
honor thy father or die trying
they gave me no peace so i left them in pieces
they couldn't remember my simple rules so i simply dismembered them
they called the cops I called the undertaker
the truth? You can't handle the truth
They said i was only 5 Feet tall Better than 6 feet under
They laughed at my balding head
They said i'd never be famous so I made them part of my legacy
they ate  my chips i ate them
They said they hate christmas i wrap  them up
there is peace in this house now that they're underneath it
tough love is a loaded gun
i told them  i'd only say it once
they said our love wouldn't last so i put them in the freezer
They wanted a puzzle They became the pieces
I got a gun for christmas they got the bullets
They said there was no heaven
They gave me a shitty gift I put an end to their present
they didn't measure up so i had to put them down
They gave him a wood chipper for his birthday He showed them how it worked
deep betrayal shallow graves
Daughter lost her virginity He got iT back
she wanted to be seperated i used a chainsaw
they told me they were going to help me with my drinking problem i helped them fix their living problem.
listen to the earth hear them scratch the inside of their coffins
My family said i had a problem
they said the world wasn't going to end it did for them
they laughed at me when the world didn't end it did for them
MEREKA MENGHILANGKAN KACAMATAKU SAYA MENGHILANGKAN BOLA MATA MEREKA
like a river that don't know where its flowin i took a wrong turn and i just kept goin
found out they're not my children now I have three wives
They wouldnt stop laughing I wouldnt stop drinking
they didn't clean their plates i didn't clean their wounds
my family might die on the 21st... but if my depression doesnt get any better
new pair of glasses: $350 being able to see the light fade from their eyes:  pricelEss
they made me miss 'badlands' now they are missing.
They killed my family... so i will kill them and blow up their home
I couldn't find my beer... They couldn't find their Heads
through these glasses i see their demons
She said 'wait until your father gets home' They'll never wait again.
my hatred kids on this photo don't exist anymore
wife always said her ex was a clown then i find out she'd been taking the kids to mcdonalds
they cried i cried with laughter
they asked for an extension i was given 40 to life
They wouldn't stop posting on Facebook So I posted them on The obituary
I had to make sacrifices for my job so I sacrificed my family
'the soper family sunshine band' live at the bingo and bowl
They said you only get one shot at life i took three
They called me a deadbeat dad so i beat them dead
the i told the neighbors they went for a vacation
my family was delicious
They said i couldnt run as they couldnt run after the hospital part
THEY STOLE MY FRIED CHICKEN I STOLE THEIR LIFE
Hij verbrandde mijn wiet Ik verbrandde zijn familie
He ended My killstrak I started another
they liked word searches  they never spoke a word again
they forgot my birthday i forgot about their allergies
she hacked my hotmail i hacked her head off
she drained my energy i drained her blood
she slept with her tennis coach i slept with his head
jenny wanted a toy ambulance she rode in a real one
FOUND SONS POT BLAMES IT ON NIGGERS
i love my family with a side of green beans
they liked word searches  they never spoke a word again
I will eat your baby Carrots if you dont want them
told me this picture is sexist  well tell them their organs were tasteless
The only time I ever missed my family Was when my gun jammed
they cut my family's hair i cut their brake line
They said I had bad breatH... At least I'm bReathing
They told me to not be tardy next time i won't be tardy to their funerals
i see dead people they don't know they're dead
They feed me bad food I feed them full metal jackets
bottom of the family fantasy football league not for long
I started to live they started to cry
they messed with the wrong dad now they are my punch bags
They asked what was Genocide so i showed them
I ran out of beer they ran out of oxygen
Start Running
They twisted my nips I twisted the knife
they weren't silence at dinner weren't
my kids aked if heaven was real
THEY MAKE FUN OF MY GLASSES I MAKE FUN OF THEIR FUNERALS
they smashed my vase i smashed their skulls
The Gas tank on my car is empty because of them  Now...so is my chainsaw
They broke my football manager disc I broke their necks
Sometimes I think About The only people I've ever beaten at Combat Commander
She said stop hogging the blanket so i fed her to the hogs
They thought it would be funny to steal the remote I thought it was funny to sell their organs.
they told me to 'chill out' so i stabbed them with an ice pick
They said family first so my boss lived another day
they could have prevented this all if they just took out the garbage
They wanted to go trick or treating it was my treat
They thought it would be funny to hide my keys I thought it would be funny to hide their bodies
3 kills and 0 deaths IRL
i shave my moustache & wear a wig when i visit my children
I SAVED MY FAMILY FOR DINNER
They ate my lunch i ate their brains
they wanted bread i withheld it
They say i was wasting time at mem generator i told them they was wasting time living
they say i was wasting time at meme generator i told them they were wasting time living
7.62 X 39 They thought it was a math problem
They wanted bedtime stories i turned their lives into a living nightmare
son told me to play call of duty: black ops 3 kill streak
they took my pencil i took their life
They threw a sock in my trombone i threw them into their coffins
they only exist so i could hide my sexuality  i'm still standing yeah yeah yeah
They said it was not supposed To rain Now its raining Their blood
They told me my FAMILY is a gift So i shot them to ribbons
they wouldn't wear their school uniforms so i wore their skins
they suggested i need a promotion so i promoted them to heaven
They thought it would be funny to hide the toilet paper I thought it would be funny to hide the bodies
they said i must recycle now they're a compost heap
they block the tv i block their lungs
they wont pick up their dirty clothes i wont pick up their limbs
they wanted a christmas tree i got them a hanging tree
they said i don't know how to use a knife so i experimented on them
I would kill my family for a Klondike Bar I hate klondike bars
They told me to stop embarrassing them I made them dig their own graves
They Said I was Going to Heaven Made them Save my Place
ms hare told me there's no cupcakes for our class the police told her family that theres no body found
THEY ASKED ME IF THEY COULD BREATHE UNDERGROUND THEY HAVE BECOME WORLD CHAMPIONS
last season
they cried 'poppa its so dark
they forgot father's dad  i forgot they couldn't breathe under water
they took my armour  I took their blood
THEY TOLD ME TO REST IN PEACE I TOLD THEM TO REST IN PIECES
They told me to stop smoking pot so i smoked their ashes instead
she took the kids to her mother's i cut the brake lines on her car
1
I HAD A FAMILY ONCE THEY WERE DELICIOUS
made me step on a hot wheeel drove them off a cliff
they wouldn't make me a sandwhich i made them into a sandwhich
They turned my house into trees I turned them into scared children
Watched pretzel snow movie murdered family
they don't need the new iphone i hear hell has bad reception
Don't worry i put the fun in funeral
My son told me to stop smoking pot So I smoked his ashes instead
We all share the same blood type i'm still covered in theirs
their health won't be going back up to 25% anymore
They wanted to watch the patriots game... now they can watch it in hell.
They made fun of my bald head so I wore their heads as hats
roses are red
they ate my doughnuts i ate their limbs
well done kids no wait
3 kills away from having cod3 world record the enemy team left the game... hm...
I never read a mystery before thats fine
they said I ruined their lives now they have no life to ruin
they told me i was dead to them i let them know how it feels
they tagged me in pictures i wasn't actually in i tagged their faces with bullets
USE TO HAVE HAIR THANKS TROJAN
they had black friends in school i made black friends in prison
they took my remote i took their lives
they asked me how they got here i had to stick the answer in them
They knew i didn't like gift's so i took them out of the present
They knew i didn't like gift's so i took them out of the present
they said i sucked a cod triple kill
she said i would die first i proved her wrong
they said 'stop drinking' so i started stabbing instead
i tried to fit everyone into the car but an ashtray took up less room
They asked me to take them to the carnival so i did...then I killed them
called me fat called them an ambulance
they asked me what heaven looked like i showed them
they said they were scared of the dark so i showed them the light
They wanted to play               hide and seek I wanted to play doctor
i listened to scary night  then killed 3 people
I didnt get any love so i took some
I wish i had more children so i could empty the clip
highest killstreak  three
They said to be SponTAneous So i set them on fire and Shocked them to death
They wanted to go fishing so I dumped them in the lake
even though i think wrestlers are stupid
my family said i play league of legends too much triple kill!
They said I looked like a walrus I clubbed them like seals
they gave me a surprise party i gave them a surprise funeral
The only time I ever missed my family was when I ran out of ammunition
they told me i had a problem i had no problem disposing of their bodies
He was bothering me so I told him to go take a nap
I remember better days Before the sex offender registry
THEY SAID I COULDNT HAVE KIDS I HAD 5.. WITH MY DAUGHTER
i would ALWAYS watch over them through the scope of my high powered sniper rifle
they said id miss my family i never miss with a thermonuclear device
Will you please
my family said i played league of legends too much triple kill!
they spill my beer in the sink i spill their blood in the bath tub
I love my family... to death
They laughed at my combover i laughed at thier funerals
'tHANKS FOR THE TICKETS TO THE PREMIER OF OF THE DARK KNIGHT RISES DAD' oH...YOU'RE WELCOME
They hacked my facebook I hacked their faces
THey said they weren't raised right I put them down right
They wouldn't clean their rooms Now I have to clean my knife
she left the phone off the hook I left them on a hook
she forgot to fill up the gas in my car so it was only a small explosion
she said i should cut the boys some slack and give her a break I cut their brakes
I WOULD ALLWAYS WATCH OVER THEM THROUGH THE SCOPE OF MY HIGH POWERED SNIPER RIFLE
they made fun of me for losing my senses to age i found it hard to hear their screams afterward
They said i wasnt good enough to play call of duty stealth bomber
when they took my computer away I TOOK THERE LIVES AWAY :d
They laughed at my painting so I painted the walls with thier blood
They wanted to see the new batman movie alright
they said yolo i proved them right.
They said that 'dark Knight Rises'  wasn'tthe best movie of their lives  so i ended them.
they finished dinner without me so i finished life without them
they said they loved me i made love to them first
she lost my keys i lost family members.
I can still see their faces sometimes i take them off the wall and wear them as masks
two times it took too long to pull out my knife
they said there was no more bacon... i said there was no more them
come to firehouse friday or this family will die.
there will always be a special place for my family underneath my rose garden
they said they were bored stiff now they are board stiff
They called me a loser. So I made sure they lost their lives.
They didn't return my texts i didn't return their remains to their families
she said 'let's bury the hatchet' so i buried them with the hatchet
They said i would never be successful they were wrong
MY family is like a jewel they're locked up in a box
my psychiatrist suggested i keep a journal time of death 11:54 PM
They said yolo I proved they were right
they say a mind is a terrible thing to waste so i wasted all 3 of them
O-OH WHERE OH WHEAH CAN MYY BAY-BY BEE? THE LORD TOOK ER AWAY FROM ME-E
ONE OF THEM ATE THE LAST PIZZA SLICE NOW THEYRE ALL IN SLICES
They said I have a bad odor. now the basement has a worse odor.
they didnt like synthwave i didnt like them living
They turned me into a meme so I plugged them to a generator
i was a haunted memory in their lives until i put an end to them
they say family is the strongest foundation so my house must be really stable now
they wanted to play hide and seek so i hid them and the cops seeked them
they drank my soda i drank their blood
you guys brought pudding? now it's a real party!
The doctor says my blood flow was inadequate
They said it would be a quick update. it wasn't. I said it would be a quick death. it wasn't.
They wanted beats headphones i beat their heads with the phone
They Didn't make it to my presentation I Didn't make it to their funerals
four touchdowns in 1 game 3 down in half time
i'm not a deadbeat dead beat them to near death only
my family has beautiful skin i wear it in the evenings after work
They wanted to see twilight I made them see no light
THey said learning php is easy I said learning to walk again is easy
they laughed at my singing i laughed at their screams
family wouldnt stop saying yolo they were right
They forgot to clean their rooms I forgot they couldn't breathe under water
They beat me at monopoly I beat them with my metal detector
i'll always have a special place for you beneath my garden
i will always have a special place for them beneath my tomato garden
FAST RICKY IS DONE... SO IS MY FAMILY...
they walked in on me i walked out on them
they laughed at black metal I laughed at their lifeless corpses
watched poland get eliminated from euro2012 made sure his family couldn't see it happen in 2016
they threw grass at me now grass is growing over them
and i will have my vengeance in this life or the next
they wanted another sibling  i helped them find it in the lake
he wanted to play catch in the backyard so i told him to catch my belt buckle while i beat him
they hid my bottle i hid their bodies
They thought I wanted grilling tools for father's day but I only used them once
Had mid-life crisis butchered my family
I work hard to provide for my family people make fun of me on the internet
They hid my glasses I hid all the evidence
they took my last Oreo i took their last breaths
they hacked into my computer i hacked into their skulls
they told me to lose the mustache so i lost the keys to the basement instead
Children disconnected modem during BWE2 final event Better to remember them like this
THey kept quoting aliens Now I mostly get their bodies out at night... mostly
I value my family above all else especially their organs
they asked for a mini van to have more room so i had to cut them down to size
they wanted to hire a magician for their birthday party so I made them disappear
they wanted ice cream so i put them on ice
Every body was KUng fu fighting I dIDn't specify which body
they stopped loving i stopped not murdering
They made fun of the way I run lets see how funny you run with a Polish ZSU-33 14.5mm pointing at you
got 99 problems  but a family aint one
she burned the turkey i burned her body
They wouldn't finish their drinks andy finished their lives
they beat me to the couch i beat them to death
They cancelled my sports package I cancelled their lives
they told me i over cooked the meatloaf so i over cooked their bodies
they asked me to pause online game i paused their life instead
They asked me where babies come from i showed them how babies are made
When they got those haircuts      they waived their rights
my son cheekily asked for my pin i felt generous and handed him the rest of the grenade
They wanted to play catch they caught aids
They Forgot me at the fair i forgot they were in the trunk
They closeD my LEague of legEnds gaMe i closed their coffins
they said i had no soul i took theirs
they laughed at my hair i laughed at their dead bodies
tristan beat me by half mark i beat him half to death
THey sat in my chair I sat them in their graves
she wanted to go back to uni funeral expenses are cheaper
They asked for a drink I gave them shots
they forgot to clean their room i forgot to stop the gas leak
they made fun of my bald head atleast i have a head
they made fun of my meme knowledge i made fun of their funerals
what was vietnam like dad? Here I'll show you
they asked me 'whats it like being so old' i asked them 'whats it like to die so young'
They told me inferno would be hard i find logging in the hardest
They laughed at my dubstep.. i laughed at their screams!
they booked a suprise family holiday on cup final day i booked them a place in the cemetry
I buried the hatchet deep in her skull
They wanted to go trick or treating so I wore their faces as masks
no
SHE SAID SHE WAS JOKING I SAID HER LIFE WAS A JOKE
they wanted to hear 'thriller' i gave them a live performance
they wated a gift for ther birthdays so i gave them all graves
They all thought i was fat Now they can't think anymore
I don't miss anyone that's why they're all dead
They got me wet I hung them dry
They told me yolo I told them you only live til now
i had four children they were delicious
They Said to get a life I asked whos to take first
they wanted peanuts and crackerjack and they never came back
they called me ugly so i called them an ambulance
show them the money? I showed them my blade
They asked me to read them a story i read them their last rights
You're ruining my life they said. I hate you they said Don't shoot they said
They reduced my hairline I reduced their lifespan
they compared me to al bundy i gave them ted bundy instead
they broke my heart so i ripped theirs out
rigor mortis makes me hard
they didn't want to die virgins i made sure they weren't
You took an arrow to the knee? They took a shotgun to the face
they said my glasses were big so were the holes in their heads
they didn't clean up the cinnamon i didn't clean up their blood
she said i was bad in bed now i'm a necrophiliac
she forgot to leave my coffee on i forgot to leave the pilot light on
They told me i have no life we have something in common now
they told me yolo i made sure they were right
They ate the big piece of chicken i are their souls
I don't always take shots But when I do......heh heh
they interrupted my sleep I interrupted their breaths
they sent me a mail with a rick roll i sent a guy named rick to roll them over with a car
they gave me a timeline i took their remaining line of time...
tHEY TOLD ME I WAS DRINKING MY LIFE AWAY SO I GOT DRUNK AND TOOK THEIR LIVES AWAY
They said get a life So i took theres
THEY TOOK MY FREEDOM I TOOK THEIR LIVES
They complained i never showed them attention So i showed them the business end of a twelve gauge
they called me a drunk i shoot better drunk
They wanted beans for dinner i gave them their own kidneys
I had to clean up after them After their grisly endings
They always ignored me I ignored their screams
I just wanted to get away with it
My family meant the world to me Meaning I had to make sure no one in the world could have them
The mortgage was underwater now they are
I lost my glasses they lost their lives
they say blood is thicker than water this i know to be true
tHEY SHOWED ME THEIR discount MEAT I SHOWED THEM MY KNIFE
they asked me if there was a god I spiked their kool-aid
my favourite movie is the Shining I learned a lot
he took my son so i took his life
they polished off the turkey I polished my shotgun
They were my angels Now they are angels
They said kill em with kindness Challenge accepted
they needed facebook to remember my birthday now they won't remember anything
my kids called me   4 eyes i call them no eyes
They hacked my facebook I hacked their necks
they call it smothering i call it pillow talk
They ask me if we could play a game so i played with their organs
They took my glasses as a joke i took their virginity
they showered me with love i showered them with acid
They asked for an xbox now they are in a woodbox
They didnt eat their vegetables.. i made them eat their own kidneys
i saw them play baseball once
They wanted a roadtrip I packed them in the trunk
They said they were leaving me that night it took them another to completely digest
they wanted an allowence
They posed for a family photo without me... As i stood waiting with a double barreled shotgun
They wanted to sleep with the lights on now they sleep with the fishes
THEY CUT ME OFF AND DIDNT SAY SORRY I CUT THEM UP AND DIDNT SAY SORRY
They were opposed to my heavy drinking I was opposed to their corpses stinking
they asked me to donate blood so i drained their bodies
they made fun of my coat i made a new one out of their skin
they wanted a new father i sent them to the one above
they called me four eyes i called them no lives
THEY ASKED ME TO GUESS THEIR SCHOOLRESULTS SO I HAMMERED AWAY AT 'EM
They didn't answer the phone I didn't hear them scream
took 20p from my money jar i took their lives
'i loved them so much...' are the cameras still rolling?
I dyed eggs alone They died together
they wanted a cool vacation Now they are chilling six feet under
they started playing hang man i went to buy the rope
they wanted to kill time so i killed them
They didnt answer the phone I didnt answer their screams
She ignored my i love you posts i ignored her screams for mercy
They joked about my male pattern baldness Their scalpes hang in my closet
They were Embarrassed by my haircut i was embarrassed by their childish squeals
Their Grades Were Behind Now they are a head
they said i had a  raper 'stache I said their buttholes are loose
they said i had a  raper 'stache I said their buttholes are loose
they wanted to know about the birds and the bees i showed them
she lied  they died
They thought i liked sushi i thought they liked arsenic
she broke my heart i stopped hers
She made me watch desperate housewives I made her desperate for air
want my family heirlooms over their dead bodies
THey said i spend too much time watching tv i said they spent too much time living
they got me a shitty watch for x mas for their gifts i gave them cold lead
didn't mow the lawns used them as fertilizer
scraped the car scraped their remains up
they used to blow out candles but i blew out their brains
she took the house i took the matches
they stopped my fhm subscription i stopped their hearts
i enjoyed their smiles almost as much as their pleas
Their love was great their death was greater
they wanted to go swimming. I took them to the bathtub.
I don't always Kill People But when i do
They said i needed to grow as a person I used their bodies as fertilizer
They didn't accept my friend requests I didn't accept their pleas for mercy
they wanted to go to WEEKI WACHEE now they will watch from hell
THey came home with a bad school report i left home with 2 bodies in the boot of my car
THEY DIDN'T LIKE MY MEME I DIDN'T LIKE THEIR BREATHING
They DIDN'T like the way i smelled i did'nt like the way their corpses smelled
they laughed when i got stuck in popper so i laughed when they dropped dead
THEY SENT MORE MEmes I SENT THEM TO HELL
They wanted family game night
They slept before I came home I ensured they will never wake up
They ended my nap early I ended there lives early
they sold my record player i sold their kidneys
they said they missed their childhood  they cried like babies
they said i'd never guess what they wanted for christmas i took a stab at it
they said they want a game night i gave them a funeral!
they beat me at pool now they're weighed down with rocks.  at the bottom of the pool
They left their chores undone I left their bodies in the forest
they ignored my calls i ignored their screams
They called me a girl I wasn't the one screaming when i slit their throats
tHEY THOUGHT I WOULD BE FUNNY TO LOCK ME OUT OF THE CAR i THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY TO LOCK THEM IN A FREEZER
Everything was always about them so i made them share A eulogy
They were embarrassed to show me to their friends I was embarrassed to show their bodies to their friends
she wanted us to break up so I broke them up. into little pieces.
she wanted to dissolve our marriage so i dissolved them.  in an acid bath.
She said I was cold I'm warmer than her
they beat me at snakes and ladders i beat them with a snake and a ladder
she slept wih my friend
they laughed at my matchstick scale model replica of the golden gate bridge so i threw them off the real one
All work and no play made humphrey kill his family
she ate the last cupcake that was the last straw
They used to laugh at me Not anymore
they wound      me up i wounded             them up
They told me to get a life I took theirs
They said they want to run away I told them they'd only die tired
I took an arrow to the knee they took an arrow to the face
my kids asked me what heavens like i said you'll see in a minute
THEY STARTED USING TIMELINE SO I ENDED THEIRS
They needed medication i have them cyanide capsules
i let go of childhood fears i am secure
They were talking about gun control at dinner so I used both hands when I shot them
she stopped my netflix subscription i stopped her heart
forgotten
they said i couldn't dance I danced on their graves
They Said I wasn't Their Real Father I Said Who's Your Daddy
they told me to put a cork in it so i plugged them
they took my car 'out for a spin' I took their souls to hell
They asked how to cook bread they're toast
they asked how to cook bread they're toast
They asked why mail services takes so long i returned them to sender
they told me blow i pulled the trigger
they fed last game their very last game
they didn't give me an /invite i didn't give them mercy
they wanted to go to the beach i cant wait for next years shark week
They said I didn't make memes correctly so i dug their graves correctly
they thought psycho dad was staged they thought for the last time
They drove my dog crazy It slipped my mind that it had rabies
MY LAST WORDS WILL BE: 'MY SON IS A DOCTOR' FOR PETS
they didnt like the shape of my head i didnt like their blood on my bed
Skyrim released during exams? challenge accepted
overuse meme till not funny challenge accepted
nyan cat? 10 hours? ch.. challenge accepted...
Teacher:'Don't wait 'til the last minute!' Challenge Accepted.
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put joke in wrong meme? y u no accept challenge?
Defeat Left 4 dead without killing any zombies? Challange Accepted...
survive zombie apocalypse? challenge accepted
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SURVIVE 2k12 CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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Orange light? Challenge accepted
Cant dress slutty on halloween? challenge accepted
Chuck norris wants fight challenge denied
pull off a reverse sweep against the kings? challenge accepted
try to argue with angry woman ? Challenge accepted..
FRIEND THINKS THEY ARE BETTER THAN YOU? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
sleep through construction right outside window? challenge accepted
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when the going gets tough i make a sandwitch
eat beer and drink pizza? challenge accepted.
10 OUT OF 10 PEOPLE FAIL THIS CHALLENGE CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Pee in the dark
Suicide challenge accepted
GF: I'M MAD AT U
Just wake up 5 minutes until school Challenge accepted
Spreading a virus through pedos? challenge accepted
select language Challenge Accepted
Forget a differentiation rule derive it in the middle of the exam
That bed won't make itself Challenge excepted
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CREATE an ORIGINAL meme?  CHALLENGE accepted
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Three of your phd student just commit suicide ?  challenge accepted
Shit on a baby challenge accepted
no money
convince the council the reapers exist? Challenge Accepted
TEST DUE TOMORROW
Challenge  Not Accepted
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Get access to Nukes? Challenge accepted
Alternate between shooting out light green beams on a dark green background and dark green beams on a light Green background Challenge accepted
making homework?  challenge accepted
Finish a 15 page history paper in one weekend? Challenge Accepted
PEE WITH A BONER challenge accepted
Challenge Accepted. Backwards Meme?
i want you to catch all 151... no 251... no 386... no 493 pokemon challenge accepted
breaking the world record for the number of challenges accepted ? challenge accepted.
learn 'hikari by death devil' on guitar CHALLENGE accepted
20 MEMES FOR 20TH BIRTHDAY CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
try to cool down angry bird challenge accepted
foreveralone cant find a date? challenged accepted
my whole life with my wife Challenge Accepted
dont study for finals challange accepted
DOWNLOAD PRON WITHOUT GETTING CAUGHT BY MY GIRLFRIEND? challENGE ACCEPTED
masturbate with my eyes open in the school bathrooom? challenge accepted
MAKE A MEME WITHOUT SPELLING/GRAMMAR ERRORS CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Challenge accepted
If it doesn't fit hit it with a hammer
finds shiny darkrai with one poke ball left challenge accepted
Entertain myself with a qtip and a drinking straw Challenge accepted
lol? Challenge Accepted
Is the bird the word? challenge accepted
Hey Girl. U know ur like  a bag of trash? cuz i'm gonna take u out.
kim jong-un nuke? Challenge accepted.
Delete instagram account challenge accep-no.
Come up with memes for going to the bathroom? challenge accepted
eat that cookie challenge accepted
Watch 3 10 hour videos in a day? Challenge accepted.
Someone gives you a penny Says not to spend all in one place
Kill  death? Challenge accepted.
just fap'd... 10 min till roommate returns challenge accepted
Find normal people in redding? Challenge accepted
Reach Mach one with out any help  Challenge Accepted
make diet last longer than five minutes? challenge accepted
MOM SAID I CAN'T CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Whole Movie without going to Bathroom Challenge Accepted
deal with 44 phonetic symbols?  challenge accepted
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GYMKHANA in a front wheel drive challenge accepted
Milk expires today? Challenge Accepted
zombie apocalypse? challenge accepted.
lavender town song for 24 hours? ch..challenge accepted...
Beat the red light Challenge accepted
I had an appointment with death I just took the afternoon off and ran the other way
CREATE THE BEST MINECRAFT GAME EVER? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Never get a facebook account? Challenge accepted!
Postal 2
10 final exams in 3 weeks challenge accepted
Complete every thing on the murtaugh list Challenge accepted
Make lower font bigger?   challenge accepted
survive with Ex for 5 seconds?? challange accepted
Freeze time like Hiro Nakumaru Challenge accepted!
'solvent abuse can kill instantly' challenge accepted
PLAY GTA WITHOUT CHEAtS? CHAllenge accepted
watches broke back mountain keeps poker face
we can't pass the class without the textbook? challenge accepted
DEFEAT THE 5 KAGE CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
escaped getting raped like a boss
Find the ghost blind Challenge accepted
surf reddit all day and hold down a job? challenge accepted
GRIEF SPYROS SISTER? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
pass the history research paper challenge accepted
13 Nights of Events to Tech? Challenge Accepted
make dad eat your vegan food challenge accepted
memegenerator.net is blocked at scholl? challenge accepted
Program in java! challenge accepted
vampires can't go out in the sun?    challenge accepted
have a nice life? challenge accepted
i accept
GIRL HAS BOYFRIEND? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
no  kurwa
You cant stay up for 4 days on adderall challenge accepted
see you on the forums pal
BELAJAR ? BAK DATANG !
draw pug like french girl challenge accepted
Stubborn Customer on front end Challenge accepted
Make an awesome pose that the ladies can't resisT? Challenge Accepted
Nerf War with only 3 vortex Discs? Challenge accepted
Dog pees on your lawn Challenge accepted
understand philosoraptor? challenge accepted
sleep? challenge accepted
trigonometry is that all?
not log on to facebook every ten seconds challenge accepted
Remake failed meme ganertor image Challenge Accepted!
we meet again
Work? Challenge accepted
Unite the Galaxy? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
Say Something that could get me off the admin team? cHALLENGE aCCEPTED
hobo ja sai lom kishme hai kitna dum
guy challenges me at rock paper scissors doesnt know i watched a viedo on how to win at it last night
population surplus Challenge accepted
not get caught surfing web at work challenge accepted
bang bacon while eating natalie challenge accepted!
Never again construct a additional pylon? challenge accepted... and failed!
challenge accepted
300 page annotated book due in 48 hours challenge accepted
go die in a fire! challenge excepted
Finish med school in 3 years challenge accepted
put meme in rage comic challenge accepted
no shitting in pants challenge accepted
1 on 1 quickscope challenge accepted!
coke and mentos challange
Locomotive breath flute solo challenge accepted
DNS AND DHCP SERVER? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
it begins
TERRIBLE TWO's challenge accepted
lavender town theme 20 hours? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
LISTEN TO ALL OF JUSTIN BIEBER'S MUSIC IN 1 DAY? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
wait for half life 3? CHALLENGE accepted
Get a alpha key for toontown rewritten? Challenge Accepted
Bro
when the actor says the chainsaw won't start challenge accepted
Cape verdeans be like Stub my toe challenge accepted
Get engaged with everyone else at the sametime Challenge accepted
Laaton ke bhoot Laaton se hi mante hai
Challenge Accepted... Homework
get valkire rockets somehow shoots black bird down
make memes about the rich and famous until one of them finally kills themselves... challenge accepted!
qoncuer deslyixa... chelalneg atcepcde!
watching the last airbender movie? challenge accepted
Its okay guys I saw Voyboy do it
yeah das right i just said the word 'crap'
menu planning challenge accepted
Friend Request Accepted
Never invite Ana Pinheiro for anything Challenge accepted
3000 Facebook Likes Challenge Accepted
Call of duty: black ops 2? Challenge accepted
1 day with no sleep and on facebook for 24 hours next day.......spending the whole day in one spot for another day.........Challenge accepted
Soy tan maloo que como cereal sin lechita  fuck yeah!!
Beat Super Meat Boy without dying once? Challenge Accepted
hmm try and resist awesome advice CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Write a book. Challenge  Accepted
tomar CCNA con Cabrera Challenge acepted
Classroom portfolio and program portfolio? Challenge accepted
Deixar esse post no topo Challenge Accepted
Recite the 50 u.s. states in alphabetical order backwards. challenge accepted!
LA LIGA EN LA FINAL DE CONCACHAMPIONS SI
sit for the math test with 'sharp' challenge accapted
no' hai la cluj
Get  Exploration journal page 3 challenge accepted
Create a film feSTIVAL DEDICATED to affirming the intrinsic worth of innocent human life?  Challenge Excepted
Accept Challenge challenge accepted
dissent from two-party system in america? challenge accepted
default bottom text is blank challenge accepted
Project due in next thursday?  Challenge accepted
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go to china mall and buy only 1 thing challenge accepted
That offset won't fit my car? Challenge accepted
SMASH A COMPUTER CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!
challenge  accepted
stop the decline of society? challenge accepted
Also Includes Mesut Ozil Challenge Accepted
ACCEPTED CHALLENGE CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
Open huge card? challenge accepted
I SHALL GO TO CLASS SOMEDAY.. BUT TODAY IS NOT THAT DAY...
CHALLENGE accepted out of order?
ACCEPT CHALLENGE CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
give something on valentine's day  challenge accepted
governor signs driving ban challenge accepted
i see you haven't met the internet here
get a m.o.a.b. challenge accepted
sex'ting?  cause i got pimping
save a falling baluga? challenge accepted
full subway car? challenge accepted
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Values which I would never want to compromise on
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GANGNAMING LIKE A BOSS
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YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF OF MICE AND MEN?!
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LOS QUE EST&#193;N CONECTADOS SON SEXIS
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KEKA
girl friend said 'bet your not good at eating ass' i said 'challenge accepted'
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im GAY CHALLENGE aCCEPTED
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NAME A DUBSTEP ARTIST OTHER THAN SKRILLEX
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Forever alone  available
و بعدين معك
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I love callum Noble
I SHOW U y i kung-fu master
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try and lick elbow.................... challange accepted
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notices a spelling mistake on the board feels like the class genius
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Sleeping in Class CHALLENGE ACCPETED
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spoke to her for five minutes
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IF YOU HAVIN VOICE ISSUES I FEEL BAD FOR YOU SON I GOT 99 PROBLEMS AND TECHNIQUE AINT ONE
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cheat while teacher stares at you
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Not sure if I herd dub step  or a police siren
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but are u sure u cant?
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the tests are out if i hear any talking it's minus five
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S! MY! D! *challenge considered* *challenge accepted*
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Debate and vote on a resolution on the first day Challenge accepted
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kill you pants? Challenge Accepted
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ANOTHER GIFT I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT!
make a funny meme? challenge accepted
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pEEK THROUGH tETRO'S BEDROOM WINDOW NICE dESU NE~
I SHALL DOWNLOAD THE TEMPLERUN
staying awake all week because hubby is gone challenge accepted
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I used to be Good at schOol Until i took an arrow to the Knee
10 pg paper due tomorrow challenge accepted
Get laid ! challenge accepted
Friendzoned? Fap to every video on pornhub
Ride Dirtbike Through Puddle IM a badass
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loser
Friend zone? Challenge accepted
CHalenge to make an orignal meme denied!
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Spell shit backwards? egnellahc detpecca
Driving test? challenge accepted
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do not accept your challenge ? Challenge accepted !
HavE MY BABIES? cHALLENGE ACCPETED
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
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Challenge Accepted sarahy.
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JACKASS? challenge accepted
cHEAT AT LAN? MIGHT BE CRAZY ENOUGH TO WORK
8 more hours challenge accepted
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TOP DPS METER AS A TANK? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
poked on facebook? challenge accepted
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bybys hell yeah
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No Fleas No Problem
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watch svu till 4am midterm at 8
do french presentation in german tomorrow challenge accepted
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Take of undershirt without taking top layer off ChallenGe accepted
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win with carriers? challenge accepted
HMM ... Challenge accepted
TIME FOR APB!
Steal useless software Challenge accepted
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Threaten the newbies? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED
have another shot? pshhh...
Two men walk into a bar. one orders h2o. the second says 'i'll have some h2o too.'  The second man died.
Hmm
Schroedinger's cat walks into a bar...  ...and doesn't
That'll be $5 for the Electrons The neutrons are free of charge
the names bond
lost your electron? gotta keep an ION them!
I told a chemistry joke There was no reaction
Argon walks into a bar.  Batman tells him to get the hell out Argon doesn't react
Lost an electron? are you positive?
If you're not part of the solution you're part of the precipitate
A photon checks into a hotel. The bell boy asks if he needs help with his bags and the photon says 'No thanks
do i know any sodium jokes? na
IF YOU CAN'T HELIUM OR CURIUM BARIUM
Electron configuration? How Bohring!
I TOLD A CHEMISTRY JOKE NO REACTION
We don't allow faster than light neutrinos in here
when the hydrogen got arrested the police told him he could make a call but then he replied: 'call who? i don't have a family'
I've recently decided to freeze myself to -273&#186;C. My family thinks I'll die
Did you hear about oxygen and magnesium? OMG!
Sodium Sodium Sodium Sodium SOdium Sodium Sodium Sodium BATMAN
How many guacs are in a bowl of guacamole? 6.0221415 * 10^23
The names bond covalent bond.
how often do you i tell jokes about elements? periodically
WANT TO HEAR A JOKE ABOUT NITROUS OXIDE? NO
Did you hear the story about the three racist potasiums? They were  kkk
what if i played with yarn on a subatomic level? string theory.
The CATion ions  aRE 'PAWSITIVE'
Wanna hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? nabro
combine boron
tries to find clever science pun. all the good ones argon.
what do you call a benzene ring replaced by iron? ferrous wheel
WHO'S THE BEST AT MAKING BAD JOKES ABOUT IODINE AND AMERICIUM I AM
he threw sodium chloride at me that's a salt
These balloons make me sound funny! He He He He He He HE He...
Argon walks into a bar. barman tells him to get the hell out argon doesn't react
You say gold sucks? Wrong. Gold is Au-some!
What does a barman tells to a neutron? For you...no charge
two men walk into a bar the first one orders h20 the second one says 'i'll have h20 too' the second one dies
why is heisenberg bad at sex? Because when he has the position
TASTIEST COMPOUND EVER? Barium
so you see copper leaving cu next time
what i'm working on it's none of your bismuth
Want to hear a potassium joke? K
how do you call an I pod made out of sodium
You can't trust atoms They make up everything
I cannot wait to collaborate  with my esteemed colleague
What's my favorite heavy metal group? lanthanides
maybe my jokes need more electrons in them to get the crowd charged up
Just a cat trying to get a reaction
I'd make a chemistry joke
I Met heisenberg yesterday Now i'm uncertain
Reading about Helium Can't put book down
Why would you name an element Yttrium? Y?
If you can't helium
amanda told me lithium and argon react with eachother? LI AR
Come stay at chemistry cat inn! great day rates and even better nitrates!
What do you get when you cut an avocado into 6x10^23 pieces? guacamole
chemists don&#180;t die they just stop reacting
If a mole of moles were digging a mole of holes
You have a joke about covalent bonds? do share.
mixing nickel
Would you like to hear a potassium joke? k.
Neutron wants to pay bar bill.  Bartender says... For you
I once read iron man is indeed a 'fe'male
people said i had to be positive so i lost an electron
What do you do with a sick chemist?  If you can't helium
Favorite flavour of chips sodium chloride and acetic acid
Chemistry cat does it on the table periodically
I did chemistry Before its enthalpy decreased
That Test was so basic Its pH was 14
I'd love some guacamole But I'm all out of avagadros
LAB CLOSED GONE fission
neutrino and photon walk into a bar Neutrino orders first.
My Lab tech lost his ninth life we had to barium
Plasma is just gas with slutty electrons
I fell asleep because you were Boron me.
Favourite nivarna song? lithium
A neutron walked into a bar and asked 'how much for a drink?' the bartender replied 'no charge.'
sodium SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM SODIUM  BATMAN
Iodine Carbon what you did there
Johnny was a chemist's son          but johnny was no more when what johnny thought was h20
nitric oxide y u no?!
I'd tell you a chemistry joke while i wait... but all the good ones argon.
want want some cemistry puns? all the good ones argon
One atom to another: 'You lost an electron?' 'Dude
Dermal application of chemicals is always a topical subject
'Chemistry Cat
I would never poison you Now hurry up eat your PB and jelly sandwich
IT IS THE SECOND DAY  SO I EXPECT YOU TO ANSWER EVERYTHING ON THE BOARD
what does santa drink at christmas ? h2-ho ho ho
I'd tell you a chemistry joke... but the good ones argon
I've never heard of Lithium? I Only Listen To heavy metal
hypobromite tells you about his day cool story
I had a joke about cobalt
What do you say when someone hits you with a gold brick? Au
I made a chemistry joke there was a physical reaction
I have to buy a new science book all the used ones argon
Come at me bromine
put iron in circle make ferrous wheel
all your base are belong to us the acid too
Did you hear about oxygen and Pottasium's date? It was OK.
WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A CHEMIST DIES? barium
did you hear which country took home the most gold? AU
Exothermic reactions? I studied them before they where cool
Argon walks into a bar. The bartender yells
TRIES TO THINK of chemistry pun best ones argon
Your grandfather died? I suggest you barium
What should you do if you want to neutralize an acid? Pump up the base
I would tell a chemistry joke   but all the good ones Argon
What is the name of the molecule bunny-O-bunny?  An ether bunny
oxidants happen
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU INHALED POTASSIUM MONOXIDE? YOU GET KO'ED
what does a proton say to electron at a party? why are you being so negative?
I was gonna make a joke about Sodium and Hydrogen But nah
Don't play hide and seek with an atom You'll never see him
someone threw sodium chloride at me that's assault!
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by it's diameter? Pumpkin Pie
sorry
how do you convince salt to go on a date with you? Tell them that they are sodium fine
why is your leg glowing? put your neon my desk and we'll see
Iodide. Did You Barium?
URANIUM HYDROGEN URANIUM HYDROGEN URANIUM HYDROGEN URANIUM HYDROGEN URANIUM HYDROGEN bARBRA STREISAND!
C++??? You gotta be joking
TWO MEN WALK INTO A BAR
Dogs are dumb It's science
We're all out of neptunium? np
The name's bond.  ionic bond. taken
Chemistry Cat is a fan of Freddie Hg
Why do chemists like nitrates so much?  They're cheaper than day rates.
Obscure factoid citation
I once dated a guy named adam but then we split
you say you have a hard time finding love? try finding ASTATINE!
did you hear about the ions that were aressted for bonding? well the chargers were dropped
Light is real but invisible. darkness is not there
A superconductor walks into a bar. the bartender says 'we don't serve your kind here' the superconductor leaves without any resistance
if Curiosity killed the cat... why am i not dead. what now!!
found a gold mine at the bottom of the sea it's au-inspiring!
What do you call a carnival ride made of iron? A ferrous wheel
what's the difference between chemistry and cooking? In chemistry you never lick the spoon.
I have a box and I need a volunteer
Technically alcohol is a solution
wonna hear a  potassium joke? .K
looking for a good CHEMISTRY pun all the good ones argon
steric strain you say? Oh my gauche
i once made a lame chemistry joke there was no reaction
Why didn't nitrogen make it through the war? SLOW REACTIONS
acetylsalicylic acid SUPPOSITORY   ... asspirin
Know any jokes about sodium? Na.
Gold and silver walk in to a bar the bartender says
I'm sorry
The bartender says we dont serve things that go faster than the speed of light here a neutrino walks into a bar
I'd tell you a chemistry joke... but i don't wanna go boron you
Do you want to hear a joke about Sodium Bromite 'NaBrO'
Why was Avogadro traumatized? He was mOlested
WHAT DID THE SCIENTISTS SAY WHEN THEY DISCOVERED 2 ISOTOPES OF HELIUM? HEHE
potassium is very explosive k class?
I hate teaching atomic theory I find it rather bohr-ing
Open your books page 71 Ex.10
IF YOU'RE NOT PART OF THE SOLUTION YOU'RE PART OF THE PRECIPITATE
google C4H5As to find out what chemical best describes you
What did the bartender say when oxygen
What does one do with a dead chemist? Barium
i heard you had some potassium-40? nope it's argon.
WE WISH YOU A MERRY BISMUTH AND A HAPPY NUCLEAR
Normal cats play with yarn I play with yttrium + argon + nitrogen
Old Chemists never die they just reach equilibrium
A Neutron walks into a bar and asks for a drink the bartender gives him one and says
all your bases are belong to us... but you may keep your acids
I asked fbf why he dosen't use soap he said it's too basic
WANt any sodium hydride? Nah
i was a human ^ before i drank that
yo mama's amino acidic tryglyceride percentage is very high
Periods Can make girls angry
do you know the difference between chemistry and geology? chemistry is a science.
Played with atoms lost electron under the couch
I'm positive that a free electron once stripped me of an electron after he lepton me You gotta keep your ion them
i'm formulating cat nip for humans.
Any Questions . . . Water you talking about?
if I have two glasses of water and I drink one calculate the mass of the sun
This math behind me... Explains why i need to eat this mouse to my left
arong helium radium and neon walk into a bar the bartender says we dont serve noble gasses they dont react
You need me to fall off a cliff so you can measure my final velocity to determine the height of the cliff? Y-naught
wanna hear a joke about nitric oxide? NO
I smell gas Has your carbon running?
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH A SICK SCIENTIST?  WELL IF YOU CAN'T CURIUM
What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of helium? HeHe
Mix NAir and rogaine… You get a substance that does nothing.
Can I make anymore salt jokes? Na
what is a cation afraid of? a dogion
I believe that your girlfriend has 67 protons
forgot to do homework? just make a weak-acid excuse
im in ur freezr MAKIN WIF TEH ALCHEMY
Alkali Earth Metals? I can't Barium.
Did you know that cows are the primary source of Molybdenum (II) Oxide? Moo
I Dont Always kill Chemists But When I do I Barium
you sir
3 reasons to be a teacher june
A Huge amount of electrons walk into a bar. the bartender says: 'Holy Shit Lightning!'
suddenly replaced Phenolphthalein with water Still titrating
You must be a cation because you're pawwwsitively attractive
that's so  iron Technectium Hydrogen
Don't have enough cash to buy catnip
Look! Noble gases! I xenon
Have you heard about Agent 007 going to antarctica? It was a polar bond
Oxygen
Chemistry cat's favorite Drink Milk of Magnesia
biology is for borons
HOW DO I THINK I FAIRED ON THAT QUANTUM PHYSICS EXAM? potentially well
Nobody likes a SamariUM Argon Tantalum Sulfur Sulfur
Ladies: This is a Nobelium-chlorine-oxygen-thorium-einsteinium Party NO-cl-o-th-es
I cant work with you 'ION' me
הממ
You can flip tricks ? Can you flip meth tho?
That's it! You must be google... Cause you're everything I'm searching for!
i knew a cup that went through college he's a graduated cylinder now

Did you hear?? Oxygen and Magnesium are dating...  OMg!
We were going to tell you a chemistry joke because they're sodium funny But all the good ones argon
That mom is so hot helium bonded with her
i'm the cook say my name
the best pussy Heisenberg evah had!!!!!!!!
Who is Walter White? Um
ACQUIRE monomethylamine BREAK BAD
You may keep your acids but all your base are belong to us
Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you are cUte
Why has the chemistry department's topless party been banned? It got titrated
What do you call an under cover scientist bond chemical bond
What do you call 2000 pounds of Chinese soup? Won ton
jumpin jack flash he's a he h o
Spends 5 minutes composing thoughtful
girl
Need to bond with friends That's ionic
i tell a lot of chemistry jokes beryllium serious
germanium and americium react world war iii starts...
You could say They Bonded.
You could say that during your exams  yoUR CHEMISTRY SKILLS Argon
What's a pirate's favorite element? Argon
a neutron walked into a bar and asked 'how much for a drink?' bartender replied 'for you
Academia Helping people avoid the real world since 1452
what state does the mississippi river flow in? why
U mad Bromine?
BROKE UP WITH MY GIRLFRIEND TODAY  THERE JUST WASN'T ENOUGH CHEMISTRY
He threw Sodium chloride at you? what a nacl-hole!
Argon walks into a bar.  batman tells him to get the hell out. argon proceeded to enter his lungs and asphyxiate him.
Jimmy was a chemist's son but now he is no more. What jimmy thought was h20 was h2so4
I only hear good chemistry jokes Periodically
I was reading a book on helium I just couldn't put it down
want to hear a joke about potassium k
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING
right about now
I don't always have sex with fat chicks but when I do
then i told her 'no
what i if told you you read the first line wrong
i once told a chemistry joke but there was no reaction
what happened when io dined on too many electrons? iodide.
Do i know any jokes about sodium? Na
What do you do with a dead chemist? barium
I believe that your girlfriend has 67 protons
when cats know chemistry dogs start blowing up
Ion 1: are you sure you lost ur electron? Ion 2: i'm positive!
I wrote down a bunch of chemistry jokes then dug a hole to barium
no
the first step to learn how to dance is to put a photon the dance floor
found the cure to cancer accidentally puked on it
you will use blackboard
a mol is deliciou6.022 x 10^23
Really captain america
I told a joke to a crowd of noble gases once They didn't react
Adenine and i get paired with u
CHEMISTRY
Goes to circus to ride ferrous wheel
need more acid drop the base
want to hear a joke about Potassium???? K
you guys would understand me if you only payed attention in high school
you talk funny when you breathe helium he he he
WHAT IS THE ONLY CHEMICAL ELEMENT THAT CAN TELL A JOKE? PLUMBUM TSS
You said that Lithium and argon react with eachother? Li Ar
i know there's another chemistry joke... it's on the tip of my tungsten
Teaching the Gifted Class They're Alkeners
how i feel when im in the class
uranIUM HYDROGEN URANIUM HYDROGEN URANIUM HYDROGEN URANIUM HYDROGEN URANIUM HYDROGEN URANIUM HYDROGEN URANIUM HYDROGEN URANIUM HYDROGEN URANIUM HYDROGEN URANIUM HYDROGEN URANIUM HYDROGEN URANIUM HYDROGEN  bARBRA STREISAND!
Tried to square milk product was cheese cubes
pretty sure i met heisenberg yesterday but now im uncertain.
Why polar bear doesn't dissolve in the benzene?  Because it's polar.
SCIENTIFICALLY speaking  You're an idiot
Studying atom structure? Bohring
/argon wild?? Reddit's got some weird shit
Plasma It's just gas with slutty electrons
Neutron asks bartender how much for a drink 'it's Free of Charge'
I Wanna wish you a merry bismuth
What is a Cation Afraid of? A dogion
Professor kitty says 'au...gimme back my gold!'
Want to know my metals fomula mass? F.U.
sulphur trioxide and concentrated sulphuric acid Should hopefully reduce the people to charred and rather dehydrated and steaming masses of biomass
Why the bear couldn't take a shower? Because is non-polar
How did I survie the famine? by subsisting on titrations.
Want any salt? Na
I was a human until I drank that bubbling kool-aid
I was going to make a joke about sodium  'na'
I don't like the periodic table I find it boron
What is the dullest element?  Bohrium
chemcat
What do protons and cats have in common? They're both paws-itive
This is Chemical Engineering DEGREES MATTER
the science of.. boobs!
ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
According to my calculations All your base are belong to us
Is Sodium mad... or NA?
you wont finish this biochemistry course because... Ubiquitin
Did you here about The show POTASSIUM put on for water? It went out with a bang
Our science teacher started telling us about metalloids BOron.
all your base are belong to us and your acid too!
Toroidal fields? Infinite singularities?? that's not just pseudoscience. that's spirit science
do you know sodium hypobromite? NaBrO
believe me I read something about it
SENILE FELINES
Saucer of Milk? Divalent cations emulsified
I put to you the proposition
is this chair ohs?
So this neutrino enters a bar and the bartender asks
it's easy use 'pemdas'
its purr-fesser! meowenstein
Once
What Happens to dead chemists they Barium
I don't know anything about chemistry because i am a cat
every paragraph last line contains one  word extra page
Make a chemistry pun? I do periodically
i swear to god that alcohol powder is an urban legend
um let's see. By my calculations you were uh never going to catch that fish
barium cobalt nitrogen protactinium nitrogen calcium potassium einsteinium Delicious
Oh
yesterday i lost my canister of yttrium y to me? y?
who wants a balloon filled with helium? he!
i have gathered scientific research
Don't understand R-O-R? Me Ether
what is two parts methane and one part sulfur? that's right class.  brandon'S fartS.
the scientific formula for idiot losa - lack of self awareness
Exothermic reactions? I studied those before they were cool
There are several different kinds of bonds
are you (Mg
Segun mis calculos eres sendo mamabicho
By my calculations you should get the F*** out of my lab.
a neutron walks into a bar AND ASKS FOR A COFFEE THE BARTENDER SAID 'FOR YOU
Pity Me 	With what you have posted ..DOesn't make sense
not stopping fast enough? Are you saying I'm... Breaking Bad?
HE THREW SODIUM CHLORIDE AT ME THAT'S A SALT
IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT... YOU ARE COMPLETE MORON
IF MY CALCULATIONS ARE CORRECT... YOU ARE A COMPLETE MORON
WHat do you call a cat with a plus on it's tummy? a cat ion.
I don't now if you've noticed
Go fluorine
I had to clean my house yesterday It was a pretty basic day
whatz the matter Santala
after careful ANALYSIS   this post is not funny
I wanted to post a chemistry pun But I couldn't zinc of anything
ununpentium told someone who needed to use the bathroom
let's cook some meth
I will now explain the theory of relativity if you have a relative in the business you get a discount
I would tell another chemistry joke . . . . . . But you're clearly out of your element
If i were rna
Breaking Bad? WTF??
Some elements asked Sn how many stable isotopes he had He replied: 'I got tin of 'em'
lithium and iorn can't bond life can't be real!
I would make a      free energy joke but no one would gibb it
Im going to drop the boron arsenic and sulfur B-as-s
Our top engineers at work on LinkSpamScore.com
which comes first cheese or milk
Which process comes first pissing or taking a shit
By My Calculations You Are Beautiful Seresa !
Jesse
Todays Cause of Autism Is ... being right-handed
The only yips I need.. Are triisopropyl silyl ethers… you know the protecting group.
If numbers are understood everywhere in the universe Why don't people speak maths?
Our top engineers at work on LinkSpamScore.com
A boy walks up to me saying: i need help with chemistry... me:well get a girl first
sya bdk baru belajar
How's your chemistry? Solid.
Pharmacy? u no smart enuff
I did 1 offer at Loot Palace and this is what I became
oh fuck
why should you take chemistry??? because life matters
IT'S JUST QUANTUM PHYSICS
Yes
Segun mis calculos algebraicos ese perro me tiene ganas
chick talks about her sexual exploits tell her she has more partners than a carbon atom
WANTED $100
lernen fuer die schule? Geht lieber biken
why should you take chemistry??? because life matters!!!
why does every old hg drive a mercury?
MHUAHAHA ALLAH AKBAR
YOU MUST BE MADE OR URANIUM AND IODINE CAUSE ALL I CAN SEE IS U AND I
Time to take my experiments to the next level
Well aren't you just Purrfect
Universal sodium restriction? Na.
Studying pH Basic part of chemistry
Why did the us army stockpile HCl? To NEUTRALIZE the enemy's strongest bases
what do you call 007's eskimo cousin? polar bond
Did you hear the joke about the ph value greater than 7? Never mind
What did Dmitri Mendeleev say to Gold after not seeing him for a long time? HEY
why should you take chemistry??? because life 'matters'!!!
They had a discussion on Sodium Chloride hydrolosis I remained neutral
Why dont i tell chemistry jokes? because all the good ones
i wanted to put a chemistry joke at the start of my presentation but all the good ones argon
A cat+a rainbow+a drunk cookie equals a drunk flying nyan cat
Handcrafting Artisanal Organic Free Range Farmstead Goat Cheese...  More cred as Hipster
Are you made of Fluorine
damn girl you is sodium fine!
damn that chick is  exothermic
let's make this look cooler drop the base
What element is most likely to give you a ticket? copper
I once was a normal kitten DMT
that's right you have no idea what you're doing
i used to be a chemist like you But then i took a 'Yeilds' to the 'ne'
Do you want to hear a joke about nitrogen oxide? no
handcrafting artisanal goat cheese... more cred as hipster or nerd?
Handcrafting Artisanal Goat Cheese More Cred as Hipster
Chemist's Favorite Rap artist? Fluoride-a
i took helium twice he he
wanna hear a sodium joke Na you wouldn't get it
your face is displaced you should get some work done
i'm made of iron
I'm going to eat this banana full of potassium k
OXYGEN AND MAGNESIUM STARTED DATING? Omg
Put a mouse infront of an Elephant elephant gets scared!
what do you do to a dead body? you barium
ARE YOU A CARBON SAMPLE? Cause i wanna date you
Was gonna tell a joke about Sodium and hydrogen... But nah.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING ANYMORE
get out your science books were studying 93 elements in 53 minutes
Chemistry cat is getting kinda boron maybe we should just barium
recent studies have shown that annalee rocks.
SHAKE N BAKE THATS THE WAY I LIKE IT
Why are there no decent jokes in pictish studies? I  Onuistly have no idea
did you hear
WELCOME TO WIKIPEDIA! please don't believe anything i say
I am Schr&#246;dinger's cat paradox solved.
oops I ppt
You want the simple answer? Well
YOU SHALL PASS CHEMISTRY WITH FLYING COLOURS
NOW CLASS LET'S SHIT SOME FURBALLS
I WANTEDTO TELL A SODIUM AND HYDROGEN JOKE BUT NaH
Why do chemists call helium
I'm a cation Are you positive
I LIKE CARBON IT'S KINDA COAL
Meh ... your boron me
It's your birthday Be a good Kitty!
i was going to tell a sodium and hydrogen pun but nah
no i'm not trying to poison u now finish your pb and j sandwhich
what do you do with bad memes? you barium
so you're saying that the nucleophile attaches to the more substituted carbon? basically.
Hei
Hei
i wanted to make a documentary about chemistry but it was boron
I haz a master degree in web culture Star wars > Lolcat> Dog
i may not know chemistry  but i know where you live...
I told a joke to a bunch of noble gases There was no reaction
mom watches you get flu shot parenteral supervision
au look at dis gold chain
Sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium sodium Batman!
I WOULD TELL YOU A SODIUM PUN BUT... NA
I was about to tell a chemistry joke but na
cooks meth in an rv teaches high school chem
V FOR VANADIUM
what do you get when you combine Tungsten
What's the difference between British Al and American al? an I
Irradiation of food is not fukushima
Now all the good chemistry jokes argon
Meow
Want me to tell you a joke about sodium? na
according to my research you are a loser
STILL A BETTER TEACHER  than  PRIZEMAN
Where do you find Mercury? In HG wells
If you don't mix these chemicals correctly it could be a cat-astrophe
i should be in breaking bad it would be golden
dreams of being a mad scientist bazinga
Who likes dogs? Neon
JUDGING BY ADVANCED SCIENTIFIC EQUATIONS. IT IS ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE
OK CLASS
Failed your chem test? Abbot you didn't study
Everybody loves it when I talk about... Adaptive Manifolds
Studies chemistry learned to wash the dishes
Want to hear a joke about Salt? NACL-ater
I WAS WORKING WITH ACIDS BUT ACCIDENTALLY KNOCKED OVER SOME CAUSTIC SODA THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME I DROPPED THE BASE
Why do they call helium
what tv channel is the most electronegative? oxygen
Startling statistic: 100 percent oF dinOSaurs Are found dead upon discovery....
So your little book says that women can 'shut that whole thing down?' All of my little books say you are a jackass.
these chemistry cat memes are all boron
(Ru)thenium (o)xygen potassium(K)? (no)belium :(
Kapathe meor you delete these the more they will appear Sincerly logic
J'ai racont une blague de chimiste AUCUNE Raction !
do i know any Sodium jokes? na
‎'Chemistry Cat says
I have a theory that no one knows how to properly use the word 'theory'
Higgs-Boson proven? MEOWWWW
Told a noble gas joke no reaction
Really? Let me guess... you made another batch of acid
Stiil not as cool as Maddie!!!
dog was once in chemistry
When scientist die we barium
What do you get when you add sulfur
drop the base? that sounds dangerous
You must be made of copper and tellurium because you are cute
co ja pacze ania
first we make meth then we shred the sofa
no  no
in four years i'm killing gus
Wax gaming Geordie proof
higgs boson i discovered it first
You don't like chemistry? what's the matter?
Hey pretty lady;) I'Ve got my ion you
GET OUT OF MY METH LAB!!
Science!  Its the shit!!!
next time keep your ion the road
A physicist asks an eastern priest what his religion is the priest disappears in under 3 x 10^-13 seconds
THE NAME'S DALY JAMES DALY
biologist and PHYSICIST tried dating but it didn't work out ..  he said they had no chemistry
Are you full of beryllium
I made a chemistry joke today there was no reaction
Every time a journalist says 'God Particle' Schrodinger maybe Kills a kitten
Find Solutes mass? I didn't know it was catholic
today were going to learn about mitosis I NEED YOUR UNDIVIDED ATTENTION
without geometry life would be pointless
why doesn't the periodic table wear a blue hat? because it has a radon
OOOOO Bring Me That Mass
Thinks he's a dermatologist deals with so many moles
I like elements with 69 protons
i'd make another chemitry joke but i'm a cat
YOU SAY I'm JUST A CAT? TAKE SOME HF
what's caustic soda favourite sport?  baseball
How much does the chemistry magazine cost ? one molar
Girl
all good chemistry jokes argon ? Yeah
WHy do chemists call helium Berium and curium the medical elements? Because if you can't helium or curium
endothermic reactions are cool
MAH HOOMAN WUZ FROZEd AT ABSeLUTE ZEeRO DOAN WORRY
AP Test completed time for chem
A NEUTRON WALKS INTO A BAR. THE PROTON BARTENDER GIVES HIM A DRINK. HE TELLS HIM 'FOR YOU
do i know any funny jokes about sodium? na...
If 'memes' must fallow a certain criteria to be funny.  What made the meme funny in the first place?
He appears to be innervated by a bifurcation of the sciatic nerve... And I am not referencing the tibial nerve...
right about now you should feel the poison paralyze your body now
the name's bond
bROMINE OXYGEN NITROGEN YTTRIUM (SULFUR) fORMULA FOR ULTIMATE HAPPINESS   bRONY(S)
I guess you Could Say I'm a Cation
i'm a cat. I got shit to do !
phagocytosis isn't nearly as yummy as bagelcytosis
got 99 molecules but the rest argon
i dont know what im doing
Use an electron donating group with your flea and tick insecticides it'll direct them right to the para sites
And then Khrushchev said We will Barium
I got this extra electron I didn't want My friend said Don't be so negative
the difference between Chemistry and cooking? In Chemistry
I did the math We can't afford the dog
Human Centipede 2 Not 100% Medically accurate
Yolo??? What do you mean you only live once?
are you made of copper and tellurium? cause you are cute
i've done some research you've been infected
No te lo mames cabron
Why yes
Your girlfriend has 67 electrons
yet when the double damage begins... you better hide yourself good
walter whites replacment lets cook some crystal
GEology rocks but biOlogy is where the fun is./ If you know what I mean
you have to put the waffle under the rock if you want the turkey to do your taxes
so you only live once? i desagree
it must be inert in here
I love my  BROMINE
catastraphy the study of cats that went wrong
johnny is a dead boy
c-c-c-c-c-c-n c-c-c-c-carbon chain Breaker
that chest is.. impossible
first
Why is potassium such a racist element? When you put 3 of them together you get kkk
The hypothesis is proven because i am a talking cat in a bow tie.
One time when i taught chemistry at t.o. highschool....
i'm not smart i dropped out to model
I have a liquid solution for this physical change. don't worry
JOHNNY was a CHEMIST'S son but now JOHNNY is no more what johnny though was h20 was h2s04
i got cool glasses
I've done the math you seriously need to stop being so nice
Bond Bad ideas with Methamphetamine and boil it in facebook user brain result is 'most beautiful teen contest'
you're mad because my style you're admiring dont be mad
Tri nitro toluene? Omg!
Johanna is like nitoclycerine She explodes for no particular reason
gold walks into a bar the barman says au! get out of here!
i don't think sheldon is very funny ba zn ga
And Then.... Matt Sang
geek in the streets. Freak in the sheets.
stationary states jokes? They're bohring
one fish two fish three fish
see below thermals 18 & 47
Finds out he has cancer ..cooks meth and kills a bunch of people
WMU chemistry prof english not first language
the entire class cursed and insulted the helium he didn't react
I would tell you a good Chemistry joke but all of them argon
es cient&#237;ficamente impossible  que pierdo este guerra de toques
jokes about edta? too complex
You tried to mix cobalt
So much work. So little time. No onE CAT should have all that power.
if she sees our stones again we all argon
whos the best lab partner? Amanda vessels
Harry potter said
You're in luck! I have invented the antidote to faggotry
hey baby i got my ion you
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple the holocaust
what did the farmer say when he could'nt find his tractor? wheres my tractor
Your Mom is so fat That She needs to lose weight
A horse walks into a bar
Why DID THE MONKEY FALL OUT OF THE TREE? BECAUSE IT WAS DEAD
how do u stop a clown from smiling? You hit it with an axe
in soviet russia its very cold
Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus are incapable of feeling fear.
What do cows and grass have in common? they both say 'moo.' except for grass.
How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.
how do you confuse a blond? paint yourself green and throw forks at her
A Man walks into a bar he orders a drink
why did the girl drop her ice cream she got hit by a bus
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
Whats blue and smells like blue paint? blue paint
SO
Knock Knock. Who's there? A jehovah's witness
A horse walks into a barseveral people get up and leave as they can see a potential danger in the situation.
Knock Knock Come in
What is yellow
you know what they say words
You know what's funny? Jokes
why was the boy crying? because he had a frog stapled to his face.
how many jews fit in a car? 2-6 depending on the car
two jewish men saw a penny on the ground they continued walking because pennies are not worth picking up in todays economy
guess what i saw today? everything i looked at
What's worse than a bunch of dead babies nailed to a tree? not much
What did the kid with no legs and arms get for christmas? Cancer.
What do you call a mexican in space? an astronaut
What's green
i never crossed the road
Theres an englishman
What do you call a black guy jumping out of a plane  A skydiver
A chicken walks into a bar people laugh for a while then the barkeep shoos it away with a broom
how much does a polar bear weigh? approximately 1150 lbs
OBAMA
What﻿ did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing.
A jew
why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms
your mother's so fat she stood on the scales and the number displayed was above average
Why did the boy drop his ice cream? he did not have a proper grip on it.
what happens when you throw a jew off a cliff he dies
what's red and smells like blue paint? red paint
Do you like fish sticks? me too.
a jew
your momma's so fat your dad isn't attracted to her anymore and its ruining their marriage
what's so funny about me crossing the road
knock knock come in
A horse walks into a bar. Animal services is promptly contacted and the situation is dealt with before any property is damaged or people are injured.
I spilled spoT remover on my dog Now he's blind With chEmical bUrns
What did batman tell robin before he got in the car get in the car
Where's the best place to stand during an earthquake? Somewhere else.
A baby was born in Africa. what's the color of his teeth?  babies were born without teeth
What's worse thAn biting into an apPLe And finding a worm? Being rAped.
How do you call a black man entering a bank? a customer
what do you call a black guy driving a plane? a pilot
What's brown and sticky? A Stick
an old man is driving a convertible with his hot young wife she will inherit his money when he dies
why did the hipster drown? because he went ice skating before it was cool
A guy walks into a salon 8 people dead
how many transsexual politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1
A christian
a man walks into a bar. He is an alchoholic whose drink problem is destroying his family
Check this one out 1
Why do mass murderers kill in gun-free zones? they may be crazy
WHAT HAS 100 LEGS BUT CAN'T WALK? A GROUP OF 50 PARAPLEGIC
rOses are red
What DID BATMAN SAY TO ROBIN BEFORE THEY GOT IN THE CAR GET IN THE CAR
What happens if you drop a snowball into water? it gets wet.
rOses are red
What do you call a man who enjoys spending time with children? A Teacher
your mummas so fat there is a strong likelyhood of her developing type 2 diabetes
What's big red and likes to eat  rocks? a big red rock eater
roses are red
What is gayer than football buttsex
What would Thomas jefferson do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin
why did the girl drop her ice cream? She Has Parkinson's Disease
whats sad about 4 black people in a car driving over a cliff? they were my friends
WHAT DID the girl do when she was getting stabbed to death? she yelled help.
your mommas so old she was born in the mid 20th century
what did one orphan say to the other orphan? our parents are dead
Knock
Why did the black man eat at kfc Because he was hungry
How do you kill a mocking bird?  shoot it
Grandpa always said that laughter Is the best medicine That's why he died of tuberculosis
what are a mexican and a black guy doing in the back of a car? sharing a taxi
knock
two black guys walks into a bar They enjoy a pleasant evening
Every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes
And the lord said unto John 'Come forth and receive eternal life' but John came fifth and won a toaster
you know what's funny jokes
what has eight legs
An irishman walks out of a bar!
How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at it how do you make it stop? throw another brick at it
What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick
did you hear the story about the guy who drove his car into a canal? he drowned
why did the emo buy a razor blade Because he had a beard
why did susie fall off her bike? she has CEREBRAL palsy
What's a muslim on a plane a passenger
How do you know a Jew is an alcoholic? He drinks alcohol
what has two legs and bleeds? half dog
How do you confuse your sister  you hit her with a shovel
I used to be an adventurer like you then I retired and alas
a man went into the hospital he died 2 days later
a black man walks into a bar in 1950 he is severely beaten by a mob of white supremacists
what's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holocaust
what do you call 12 lawyers at the bottom of the sea? a tragic loss of human life
i have 4 eyes and 3 noses
What did the photographer say when taking slenderman's picture? smile
how did johnny drop his ice cream? he was hit by a bus.
Why did thE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD? DUDE I'M RIGHT HERE
I'M SO HUNGRY I COULD EAT FOOD!
this one time at band camp i put a flute in its proper storage comparment
how do you make a PLUMBER cry? murder his family
whats worse than dropping an ice cream dying
how do you kill half the population of mexico? a nuclear warhead
A man finds a golden lamp on the side of the highway and rubs it three times then he was hit by a truck
Why are there so many black men in the nba? because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there
what did one lawyer say to the other? we are both lawyers.
What did the man say when the picture fell on his head? nothing
What do you get when you cross a joke and a rhetorical question?
What's worse than a hair in your soup? the holocaust
Why does michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest inGredients.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one
I think many of those writers dont quite understand the anti-joke chicken meme Like those who blur the line between courage wolf and insanity wolf
how do you kill a old person shoot them
A horse walks into a bar and says
A priest
you know how african girls know they're pregnant? pregnancy test
knock knock please
what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers.
A man walks into a bar and is carded at the door
yo mama's so fat she has diabetes and it is slowly destroying her and her life
Want to read something funny? Something funny
'Cross the road' they said... 'Nobody would judge' they said...
you know what beats 4 aces? A gun
a gay man walks into a bar bullies drove him near suicide
why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has legs
punch line. This is where you laugh.
What's the difference between drugs and alcohol There is no difference
i dont always use the wrong meme just sometimes
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ELTON JOHN AND PRINCESS DIANA?  THEY'RE TWO DIFFERENT PEOPLE
How do you confuse a blonde? string theory would be a good start.
Your mom's so fat she has an elevated risk of heart disease
A dyslexic man walks into a Bra
What did the russian man say to his neighbor? Привет ?о?ед?м
WHY DID I CROSS THE ROAD? to kill somebody
wanna hear something funny? i don't
Knock Knock! WHo's there? Me… and your doorbell is broken
I don't always drink beer because I'm not an alcoholic
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?   Because selling cigarettes is not prohibited
HOW CAN YOU TELL IF A LAWYER'S LYING?  IF HE'S GOOD AT IT
what goes up but doesn't come down only a powered vehicle that can reach and maintain an escape velocity and ACHIEVE orbit altitude.
wanna hear a dirty joke? three asian prostitutes
two gorillas entered the bar. the owner had to call animal control.
what has gills a fin and swims underwater a fish
Your mom is so fat that she needs to lose weight
why did the juneau girl who was addicted to meth have sex with someone for money? Because she was addicted to meth.
why did the chicken cross the road suicidal intentions
How do you confuse helen keller? try to teach her quantum physics
What did the matador say to the bull? Ol.
what will happen if chuck norris got shot? die
What does 'jew' come from jewish
why does my dog keep turning off my radio? he can't
why didnt steve ride his bike to school? steve had his legs amputated. he'll never ride again.
Knock knock Come in
whats worst than someone repeating your post being raped
a man walks into a bar. ouch
a man asks his wife to make him a sandwich the wife makes him a sandwich
Who came first? The chicken or the egg? Neither!! The Rooster!!
A rabbi
WHAT DO YOU DO IF A BLONDE THROWS A GRENADE AT YOU? PULL THE PIN AND THROW IT BACK
Wat's the difference between a Pizza and a baby A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven
shit
a cat looks out the window someone driving by goes 'hey
a hand model walks into a bar everyone compliments his nice hands
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MAN WITHOUT ARMS OR LEGS?  BY HIS FIRST OR LAST NAME
what's the easiest way to tell a polish man from a jewish man? Usually by their last names
last night i almost had a threesome i only needed two more people
How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? To get to the other side
why do black people like to eat chicken? Because poultry is a staple of the subsidized american food economy
your mother! is your mother!
Knock knock come in
why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey
what did the cow say when it fell in the stream? moo
What happens when you kill a baby? it dies.
working hard or  taking a break?
What did the five fingers say to the face nothing
Why did I cross the road? Cause I'm a chicken
What&#180;s Green and slippery? A green slipper
guess what's round
who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet? just the people who were in charge of making that decision
how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick
whats white
why did the chicken cross the road? to show his girlfriend he had guts.
Do you know what's funny? Jokes!!!
What do you call a homosexual atheist? A fellow human person
If john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? Diebetes.john has diabetes.
three men come to america and look for jobs they establish a nice life to benefit their future generations
IF CON IS THE OPPOSITE OF PRO
A Muslim man walks into an airport He gets shot on site
What's worse than losing your keys? Getting Shot
what do you call a black guy with drugs? a patient you racist
I use to be a adventurer like you Until tough eConomical times Forced me to become a guard
you're so ugly that you're not handsome
do you know whats funny jokes
what do vegans eat? vegan food
What do you call a cow in a wheelchair? A cow in a wheelchair
your mother is so fat i know because i am her doctor and i weighed her last week
Are you from tennessee? Because you have a fairly thick southern accent.
WHY DID THE LITTLE BOY THROW A CLOCK OUT THE WINDOW? BECAUSE HIS HOUSE WAS BURNING DOWN AND HIS FAMILY WAS TRYING TO SAVE AS MANY POSSESSIONS AS POSSIBLE
what did the lawer say to the other lawer? we are both lawers
if a plane crashes on the boader of Canada and the US where do they bury the dead? that is dependent on the deceased's wishes
What do you call a black person who drives a plane? a pilot
Why are there so few gingers? Because they were burned in the middle ages
KnoCk knock...who's there? ...Child services
What caused the man's jaw to drop to the floor decapitation
what is a black person in a cockpit? the pilot
there's this guy walking on the street he arrives safely to his intended destination
What makes one elementary school student different from his two friends? DIABETES
a priest walks into a bar and orders a drink
you know shit is happening WHEN YOU ARE SITTING ON the TOILET
What do black people and apples have in common? they are both made of organic matter
Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms
What did the blind PARAPLEGIC get for Chrismas? Cancer
how do you make a plumber cry? Kill His family
Why did the boy drop his ice cream? he was hit by a truck
2 cows are sitting down eating some grass what do they say? moo.
what happens when you walk backwards? You hear dolphin noises
WHY DOES HE SAY WHO'S THERE JUST ANSWER THE DOOR
Knock knoCk. 'who's there?' Your neighbor.
Alright guys
what's worse than 5 babies in a garbage bin? one baby in 5 garbage bins
Lauren walks into a candy store and spends $100. what did she get? diabetes.
I can predict the answer
What's black
where did suzie go after the bomb? everywhere.
What rhymes with ship and is brown and smelly? a brown ship that has not been cleaned in a while.
What do you get when you cross a bear and a lion? Mauled.
Why does a Portuguese man stirs his coffee clockwise
So
Why can't a t-rex clap They're all dead
three men come to america they establish a life to benefit their future generations
Why did the chicken cross the road? none of your damn business
How do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe
A man walked into a bar ouch
man walks into a bar suffers from occassional blackouts for the next few months
Why was the dentist in a bad mood? His wife died of cancer.
What's the fluid capacity of Monica Lewinsky's mouth? about 4 ounces if she is average
why didn't the octopus have any friends? because they are antisocial creatures by nature
how did the mime get out of the box he walked away
Who Let the Dogs Out? Their Owner
A jew
what is worse than a hair in your soup ? Aids
What do you call someone who doesn't move? Dead
How do you get a clown off of a swing?  hit him with an axe
What did the blind
Why did the chicken cross the road? To make idiots ask why
Why did the chicken cross the road? To sell her body to strangers
What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing
your mom is so ugly that she might consider plastic surgery procedures
A rabbi
what happens to a vampire when it rains? it gets wet
Your mama's so old  she should contact an attorney to start drafting a will
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus
3 indian dudes walk into a restaurant the host gets fired
What is green and have wheels? A green car
why did the chicken cross the road you think that's funny don't you jackass
what do you call a black guy who graduated medical school? a doctor
why did an obese lawyer and an opera singer go to Rio De Janeiro? They wanted to see Christo Redentor and experience a differnt culture
why does honey badger not give a shit? because honey badger don't give a shit
a DYSLEXIC man wals into a bra
knock knock SORRY
why is the eiffel tower big? it's not small
what is the difference between a chicken and a dolphin? a chicken is a flightless bird and a dolphin is a seafaring mammal
How does bob marley like his doughnuts? It doesn't matter
What's the difference between 9gag and facebook? spelling
WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR THIS ONE! THIS ONE
Knock Knock. Who's there? MAILMAN
How many apples grow on a tree? All of them
KNOCK KNOCK... *OPENS DOOR*
Friends are a lot like trees They Fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe
I get my news from fox news and my comedy from the colbert report
What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint
what did timmy say when he was upset? Nothing; He was thrown into a woodchipper.
in soviet russia people lived under totalitarian rule
Whats red and blue and sounds like a parrot a parrot
What did the rock said to the other rock? nothing
What do you call a Black guy in a police car? a police officer
What's  worse than being in the Frienzone? Die
What's worse than dying alone? dying in pain
how many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? dead things can't screw in lightbulbs
What do you call a pig that plays basketball? a basketball playing pig.
I used to be an adventurer like you But then I grew older
so an irishman walks out of a bar
what's green and has wheels? grass. i lied about the wheels
roses are red
what is brown
Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.
why did i cross the road? because you touch yourself at night
A priest
Why did the Clown croSs the road? He didn't. He got run over.
what do you call a woman with one leg? a tragedy not to be joked about.
you know that song that goes 'what is love? baby don't hurt me.' it's about domestic violence.
What's cooler than being cool? -270&#176; C
why was the college freshman not out with friends? he's suicidal.
Knock Knock Come in
whats white and 10 inches long? 'nothing'
why did the chicken cross the road? the chicken would probably not be aware that he was crossing a road as chickens have limited cognitive abilities
why did the boy fall off of his bike? he had Cerebral Palsy
What did the asthmatic do when he lost his inhaler nothing
a man walks into a bar his severe alcoholism is slowing tearing his family apart
Knock knock 'who's there?' casey anthony
Take my wife for example
what happens when you throw a rock in the air it rises
what did the blonde say to the bartender? can i have a drink?
why did the little boy cry? because he had a frog stapled to his forehead
Yo momma so fat She has a high Risk of cardiovascular disease
Why was the boy an orphan? His parents died in a fatal car accident.
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was shot and killed by a hunter.
knock knock who's there? me
Why did the girl fall off her bike Because someone threw a train at her
What is stiff
How many jewish lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? one
How do you keep a blonde busy for hours give her a job
A man walked into a bar He needed three stitches on his forehead
i used to be an adventurer like you but now i am not
HAVE YOU SEEN STEVIE WONDER'S NEW HOUSE? I HEAR IT'S A VERY NICE HOUSE
Why do chickens cross streets its their instinct
Why was the monkey purple? Because that's how God made him
Why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to commit suicide
There's a nun
WHats black white and red all over a penguin in a blender
why did jimmy drop his ice cream? cause he got hit by a bus
Why did i cross the road? I didn't
Why didn't the human gasp for air after he had been held under water for 20 minutes? he had died
What do you get when you cross a rooster with  telephone pole Nothing. That would be genetically impossible.
yo mama god bless her soul
yo mama is so old and that deserves respect
Anne frank walked into a bar i lied. it was a gas chamber
Why did the chicken cross the road? climate change
a chicken walks into a bar orders kfc
why did the chicken cross the road? because nobody needs more than 10 bullets to kill a deer
how many niggers are in the white house? none
How do you steal a girls heart? Get a knife and take it out of her chest and run
what did the fat man get for christmas diabeties
why did the chicken cross the road? climate change
why did the chicken cross the road? Sorry
why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide
knock knock  enter
BECAUSE MAKING A 'TOO MAINSTREAM JOKE' IS TOO MAINSTREAM
your mother is so fat that she wears large clothes
what do you get when you cross a woman and a crack pipe? a troubled woman who needs severe help.
why did the kid drop his ice cream because he had no arms
why did the chicken cross the road? because it's bush's fault and you're a racist
hi
whats worse than skipping dinner? being Ethiopian
why did the chicken cross the road? i don't know either
What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees
Who let the dogs out? i did
A mute man walks into a bar and says  ...
How is my wife like a parrot? They are both in the animal kingdom
What do you get if you put a baby in a meat grinder? Arrested
WHAT DID THE FOOTBALL COACH GET WHEN HE REFUNDED HIS GUMBALL? TWENTY-FIVE CENTS.
what do you get when you have 3 dollars in one pocket and 2 in another? somebody else's trousers
A horse walks into a bar  the rspca and health inspector are called and the bar is promptly shut down
What's the name of the museum guard?? Smith
My grandfather died in the holocaust He fell off a guard tower
When there's something strange in your neighborhood
What's worse than losing a soccer game to germany? The holocaust
a man walks into a bar... of metal
Whats grey and will really hurt if it gets into your eyes? A Boeing 737
I didn't eat at chickfila today because i'm a chicken
WHY DID THE MONKEY EAT THE BANANA? BECAUSE HE WAS HUNGRY
A horse walked into a bar false
A man walks into a bar and says this is a place where you can exchange money for alcohol
knock knock... hey
what's green and has wheels? grass
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to the golf course? In case he shit himself
what's faster than a black guy carrying a tv? a jaguar
so a jew a mexican and a japanese men all get in a cab it successfully takes them to their destination
How Did the white man purchase his tv? He brought it
what did batman said to robin when they arrived in gotham city? home sweet home
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers.
what does a gay horse say what a regular horse says
a horse walks into a bar the bartender says
Bok bok bok Bok bok bok bok
why did the boy call 911? because he was was dying
why did the chicken cross the road? because he had to get to a business meeting
YOU KNOW WHY T-REX CAN'T CLAP HIS HANDS? BECAUSE HE'S DEAD
What did batman say to robin before he got in the batmobile? get in the batmobile
Why did the uncooked mixed bucket cross the road? Now you're just taunting me. You want to take this outside?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer
How do you get a one-armed pollock out of a tree? Call the fire department
Why did I cross the road? Because I'm a chicken
knock knock i have a doorbell dumbass
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop? quite a few
Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.
Knock knock? Come in
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no more cars coming
Why did the chikcen cross the road? What the f*** is a 'chikcen'?
Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop tryin' to hold us down
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the rotten bastard crossed me first
You know who makes good beats? chris brown
Knock Knock To Get to the other side
*KNock Knock! Who's there? me.
Knock knock come in
WhaT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MOUNTAIN GOAT AND A PITCHING WEDGE? A lot
How do chinese families name their children? By talking it over with each other
what's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suite.
a guy walks into a bar i got him a bandage
WHY DID i CROSS THE ROAD? IT WAS CLEAR
how do you know if someone is gay? You ask him
Three men walked into a bar it hurt
What did one farmer say to the other farmer? 'we are both farmers.'
A man walks into a bar he then proceeds to order a few drinks
What did one smoker say to the other? we're going to die from lung cancer
A priest
What's worse than grading phonology assignments? The sun exploding
What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? AIDS
what are the differences between elephant and electricity pole both of them cant fly
your karma ran over my rational logic. Karma doesn't exist.
Bond
what's better that roses on your piano winning the lottery
And then i Said... Nothing Because i'm a chicken
want to know something neat? there are more slaves today than at any point in history
at kfc i'm food
And then i said i'm a chicken
how did i get to the other side by crossing the road
I'm a chicken But I'm Cocky
what has four wheels and flies? planes that come with spare landing gear
what is this fly doing in my soup? floating there
when a cow laughs does milk wait a sec
Do you believe in love at first sight or should i cut your head off
what do you call a guy that kidnaps african children? kony
what do you call a woman with an opinion? wrong
Why Did the Baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken
there once was a man from nantucket he moved to georgia
why did the roach lay eggs? because she just did
why was the EXECUTIVE late to work? he got in a six car pile up and died
What is the meaning of life? meaning is a subjective human contstruct cultured through natural selection to keep you from killing yourself.
What did batman say to robin as he got in the car? robin
What do you get when you put a falcon in a punch bowl? Really bad tasting punch.
how do you get a mime to speak? punch him in the face until he does
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLACK PERSON HIT BY A BUS? DEAD
How do you make a clown sad hit him with an axe
what did batman's parents say to him? nothing
Why did the chicken cross the road? i didn't
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because we all die alone.
Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy many things when she goes shopping
Why did i cross the street? because i have legs
Why couldn't the cat drink his milk because it has no face
'i see' said the blind man to his deaf son
who is faster? the turtle or the rabbit? a bus
What's green with wheels? grass. I lied about the wheels
Why? Because
what is white
how do u make an egg roll?? U push it
What's green
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Bacteria
Why Did the chicken cross the road? It's not your damn business to know.
what does an American and a door have in common? nothing..
Whats green and smells like red paint? green paint
knock knock i'm pooping
Why was the scientist head all wet because he was standing in the rain
What did the black kid get for christmas probably something nice
What is better then icecream? More icecream
How do you make a plummer cry? you murder is family
Why did the duck cross the road? Because there were no traffic at the moment
A guy walks into a bar Drinks too much and has to call a cab
What's red and bad for teeth? a brick
2 eskimos walk into a bar then the bartender asks 'what can i get you?'
knock knock. Who's there? a guest. You should open the door
a white guy
Whats funnIer than the bible? Many things.
What do you call rat that goes to the gym? a gym rat
knock knock come in
what does one call two mexican men breaking into a car a horrific crime
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
What did batman say to robin before he got in the car? 'Robin
WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE STREET? CHICKEN... GET IT?... BONE?
how do you keep a black person out of your front yard? tell them that you would prefer it if they did not enter your property
what's faster than a speeding bullet? a jet
why are jews so cheap? because they like to save money
want to hear a joke? listen to one
Whats Better Than Burning Down An orphanage? Their Cries For Help
How do you keep a baby from crying You kill it
In soviet russia people are raped and murdered
what's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza? one is a tragic social taboo that shouldn't be joked about and the other is a type of food
What do you call a cold blood human? DEAD !
What do you call an english man in russia? A Tourist
Whats brown and sticky? a stick
2 guys walk into a bar 3rd guy walks under it
a man walked out took some fresh air
Why couldn't the kid see the pirate movie? Because he's blind
what's worse than drowning in the sea? being engulfed in flames
what's the most annoying thing a teenage girl says? everything
what do you call a girl who enjoys horseback riding just a little too much? an avid equestrian that should pay attention to other aspects of her life as well.
What starts with f and ends with uck? firetruck
what do you call a fish out of water? a dead fish
why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side
a rhino walks into a bar shits on the floor and leaves
What do Julius Caesar
why did Helen kelelr cry? because i raped her
how do you stop a baby from crying? remove it's tear ducts
Schr&#246;dinger's cat walks into the bar.. ..and doesn't
2 Blondes walked into a building You think one of them would have seen it
I like my coffee the way i like my women. i don't.
what's sad about three black guys falling off a cliff? they were my friends
What's the difference between UOM and MMu students? They Attend Different Universities
What did your mother say when she gave birth to you oh look a baby
3 guys decide to climb mount everest they all make it to the summit
why did little timmy fall out of the tree?  He had no arms
Do you know what makes me cry? Onions
knock knock
♫ WHEN A MAN LOVES A WOMAN ♫ HE MUST FIRST GET HER APPROVAL AND THE APPROVAL OF HER FATHER BEFORE COURTING HER.
what's worse than being cut with a sheet of paper ? Fukushima
I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU BUT I RETIRED
what happened to the man who got electrocuted while wearing a bulletproof vest? he died.
What's small
Knock knock. Who's There? The police. your family died in a car crash.
I once knew a guy ...
What do you call 3 MILLIONAIRES in a room? 3 millionaires in a room
Why was six afraid of seven Because seven is a convicted rapist
Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by a car
yo momma so fat she has to wear large clothes
What did the cow say to the SMurf Moo
what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust
Whats worse than a broken broken bike? Getting hit by a tractor
why did the cop pull the black guy over? to tell him he had a tail light out
A GUY WALKS INTO A BAR IT'S YOUR DAD
What do you do when your clothes are on fire? Don't put them on
Why couldnt the kids go see the pirate movie? They didnt have any money
whats black and white and red all over? a murdered INTERRACIAL couple.
what happens when a jew eats too many burgers he gets fat
you are so gay that your parents aren't proud of you
what's worse than dropping your cellphone? cancer
there's a guy walking on the street he arrives safely to his intended destination
IN SOVIET RUSSIA ITS COLD
what's worse than getting an F? DEATH
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLACK MAN RIDING A UNICYCLE WHILE JuGGLING chainsaws talented.
what did the homeless man get for christmas? nothing.
What doesn't kill you doesn't Kill you
What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.
What do a crow and a desk have in common? neither is made of cheese
Why did the Chicken cross the road? It doesnt know the concept of roads
why did the boy cry a frog was stapled to his face
how many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb one
What did the Pitbull say to the Chiuauah? woof
What's worse than stubbing your toe malaria
Why did the man take an arrow to the knee somebody shot it at him
chuck norris jokes are lame and overused
Kim jong-il is dead? i didnt know he was unwell
why did the pirate go see the movie? because he paid for it.
A Horse walks into a bar Bartender calls Animal control
What did the traffic light say to the other traffic light nothing
A man walks into a bar He was then transferred to the hospital with a concussion
what did the chicken say to the cow? nothing
Why was the little strawberry crying? 9/11
what's the difference between a hooker and a politician? honestly nothing. they both screw you for money.
why did the kid drop his ice cream? he got hit by a truck
WHY DO BLACK PEOPLE LOVE WATERMELON? IT'S VERY REFRESHING
WHAT'S CLEAR
Why did the little girl fall from the hammock? she had no arms
Why  did the blonde flunked the test? Because she is stupid
A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR HIS ALCOHOL DEPENDENCY IS RUINING HIS FAMILY LIFE.
what's the difference between a black and a white guy? their origin
What's worserthan rain on your birthday dying
a lawyer arrives at the gates of heaven he gets in
WHy do women wear makeup and perfume? So they'll look and smell better.
what do you say when you see tanzi? hi
Africa
Why did the chicken cross the road? Good question
Guess what? My butt
how do you lift an elephant? its practically imposible
why was the young boy's father so abusive? because he had personal self-esteem and anger issues
how do you make a cat run faster than the speed of light? you can't
'knock knock'
why did the german olympian train so hard? because he wanted to perform well in the olympic events
how did the man recieve a promotion? he was good at his work and earned the position
What do you call a muslim flying a plane? ...a pilot
what did the dead man say? nothing
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Since elephants only require about 2 hours of sleep a day
how did the young girl get pregnant? she was raped
How do you make a fireman cry? Kill his family
how did the cat get on the roof? with a ladder
How do you wake Lady Gaga up? Set an Alarm clock.
There are these two guys in a bar... they watch the game and have a good time.
what do 9/11 and xmas have in common? nothing. 9/11 was a TRAGEDY
What did amy winehouse say to her doctor? Nothing
What do you call a black guy in a plane? a black guy in a plane.
what do you call a black taxi driver? bill
A Meme Within A Meme REDUNDANCY
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says
Yo mama's so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows a really large number
you are so gay that you have consensual sex with other men. and btw
what's worse than lag? global warming
how do you get teens to help you clean easier? No seriously how do you?
What did 1 sheep say to another sheep? nothing
Two guys walk into a bar they died
Where do you buy chinese food? China.
did you hear about the bear who stole the picnic basket? He was obviously very hungry
yo mom is so fat she needs to go on a diet
“KNOCK KNOCK? Doorbells are for homeless people
WHAT DO YOU DO IF A POLE THROWS A GRENADE AT YOU? DIVE FOR COVER
Why did the black guy jump higher then the white guy? Becuase the white guy had no legs
What did miller say when he stubbed his toe? ow
IN NEWARK THEY CALL ME A YARD BIRD
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock
yo momma is so fat she fell over
Yo mama's so fat She has an increaSed chance of developing type two diabetes
Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? Because he was hit by a semi truck.
How do you get gum out of your hair Cancer
what is white and can't jump? a refrigerator
Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? no one because they'd have been eaten.
why did the chicken cross the road? the road was in it's path
WhY DID the chicken eat spaghetti because he felt like having some noodle-doodle-doo's
Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the feed room!
Sarah chuck
geen voer geef mij maar een corndog
DOesn't study. regret later.
what did the farmer say when he couldnt find his chicks ''well i will just go find another one''
Why did the chicken cross the road? peer pressure
A man walks upto a hooker in the red light district and asks her how much for a blow job
COCK-A- DOODLE- DOO
why did the chicken moo it had better things to do than cross the road
There's one sound that no one knows...what does the fox say? Nothing. Foxes can't talk.
How many Lotus Notes servers does it take to screw in a light bulb? It doensn't matter
i wish people would stop telling that .. 'why did the chicken cross the road' joke
what's cooler than being cool? being cooler.
*Knock* *KNOCK*      Who's there? federal agents. We have a warrant to search the premises for child pornography
what happened when the white hat fell into the red sea the hat got wet
friends are like trees they fall down with a few hits of an axe
why did the turkey cross the road? because he wasn't a chicken.
why was the suicide bomber disappointed when he met his 72 virgins? Because he was dead.
what's green and smells like bacon? kermiit the frog carrying bacon.
Hamish loves the cock
why are black people such fast runners? Scientists think it may be due to longer limbs and a higher centre of gravity
do you know what this is? this is a joke. goddamn good one.
a man was in a plane a couple of weeks ago. he was going to florida.
Knock knock is the same word said two times in a row
yo dawg
why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side
Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long for fat people.
a large
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar a few hours apart
Buck buck buck bakwas
what do you call someone who corrects the grammar of random people on the internet Someone who wants people to understand the comment/post whom don't understand because of the error
why did the nut cracker go nuts because he forgot is nuts in the cracker
what do you get when you cross a chiken and a dragon you get my little pony's shitty cursed by fluttershy creature
Why did the pervert kneel in front of the prostitute? She had a stain on her shoe
Why did the pervert kneel in front of the prostitute? She had a stain on her shoe
Why did the pervert kneel in front of the prostitute? She had a stain on her shoe
Why did the chicken cross the road? To find its destiny!
how many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one.
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Why Did The Chicken Cross the Road I don'T KNOW. THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU.
Why did the pervert kneel in front of the prostitute? She had a stain on her shoe
Why did the pervert kneel in front of the prostitute? She had a stain on her shoe
cluck cluck bagauk
What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386
YES
WHY DID THE POPE GO TO MCDONALD'S? TO GIVE BLESSING TO THE MULTITUDE OF ADORING CATHOLICS EATING INSIDE
EVERYTIME I GET TO THE PLATE I SEEM TO HIT A FOUL OH SHIT I'M IN TOO DEEP TO MAKE IT AN ANTIJOKE!
knock knock chicken want to fock
three black guys walk into a bar And they order three beers and tip the bartender
Why did the chicken not cross the road? sequester cutbacks
you know you're latino if... better luck next time
An asian
Its really frieza in england
why did the chicken cross the road becuase it wanted to
what do YOU CALL a kid with one arm
Whats worse than a baby nailed to a tree? A baby nailed to ten trees
How many babies does it take to paint a wall? depends on how hard you throw them.
go stand in that road if you're not chicken shoot I ain't chicken!
how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe
Why diD the chicken cross the road??? To get a way From the farmers
a man walks into a bar he has too much alcohol and dies
knock knock... whos there? ..not jimmy
What's worse than being unfollowEd? Polio.
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple GETTING RAPED
so YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT BALE WONT SCORE TODAY?
yo momma is so old she's probably going to die soon
yo momma is so fat she has an incresed risk for diabetes and heart disease
Why is there a rabbit on the road?  Because a car smashed it
What has wheels and crosses the road to get to school? Little Timmy after breaking his spine after falling down a well.
Yo mama is so fat She's at risk for diabetes and should consult a physician
yo mama is so fat becasue she eats alot
Why the little boy drop his ice cream? because he was hit by a bus
why did sammy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms
YOU ARE SO GAY  YOU LOOKED AT A BOY AND WAS LIKE HI
UB CHICK! ... CLOSE ENOUGH
what did †he farmer say when he lost his plow wheres my plow
I died from a car accident said no one ever
2 gorillas go into a bar leaving 7 dead and 2 in critical condition
Sorry to break it to you i'm actually a pecock
WHAT DID THE FARMER SAY WHEN HE LOST HIS TRACTOR WHERE IS MY TRACTOR
So a cow walks into an abattoir Just kidding...it was a horse
Your momma's so dumb
Why is there no aspirin in the rainforest? Why wOuld there be?
what do you call a black man
why did the chicken cross the road? because the farmer raped it everyday.
an asian guy gets into a car and then he sits in the passenger seat
your dad is... your mother's husband!
hey
What's green and has wheels? Grass
So
A dyslectic man walks into a bra
one beautiful valentines day it's the police mam your son has been killed by a hit and run driver. the driver was an alcohol
whats worst than finding a worm in your apple the holocaust
A man wAlk onTo the roaD He gets robbed and killed
so a black guy and a white guy walks into a bar
A jew
why did the kids ice cream melt? his dad set him on fire
My friend's dad died in the holocaust He fell off a guard tower
A Polish guy walks into a bar to celebrate after defending his Ph.D thesis
Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face
guess what i did asked you a question
Why the long face? Plexiform neurofibroma
why did the chicken cross the road ? to get away from the pricks that question him every time he does anything.
Have a clucking  good birthday Matt
why did the chicken cross the road? no!
a horse walks into a bar The bartender does not ask the horse a question because he knows the horse cannot speak or understand english. the bartender calmly tames the horse and walks it outside
why did the appeals court rule against obama? it's bush's fault and they're racist
Why Couldn't Amy Winehouse get home? She's dead
JOHN HAS 50 CANDY BARS
They do what to their baby cocks?!?!
What's the longest word in the dictionary? elastic
what did the mexican fish say to the other mexican fish? '.....'
why did the chicken cross the road who let the chicken out
IT'S COLD OUTSIDE.  How cold is it? It's so cold that the temperature reads in the single digits on the fahrenheit scale
i dont always use the wrong meme but when i do it is the anti joke chicken
I WORK AT KFC
How do you get a one armed monkey out of a tree? Shannon is White trash
what you call a black guy with a job? employed
what do you get if you cross a nerd with a bimbo? a pregnancy
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? it varies
If john has 50 chocolate bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabetes. john has diabetes
WHAT did little johnny get from santa for christmas? Nothing. Santa does not exist therefore johnny received nothing for christmas.
A MUSLIM WALKS INTO A BAR NO ONE SURVIVED THE BLAST
when should you take a cookie to the doctor when you thin you will need a snack there
PEOPLE ARE MAKING END OF THE WORLD JOKES  LIKE THERE'S NO TOMORROW
How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family
How did Santa die? AIDS
you want coke?
did you hear about the guy who cheated death? he found out that death is inevitable
What do you call a cow with no legs? Diabetic
why does a guy throw a Fire extinguisher out of an air plane? because he is crazy
Why did the student have a severe loss of brain function dUring The math final? He had diamentia
What do you call a black pilot? pilot
Why Did the black man go to jail? Because he raped
The President
people knowingly ingest fluoride
Why did kody cross the road? to get to his job at Mcdonalds.
What's 12' loNg
yo mama is so fat that she died of a heart attack
Do you know what's funnier than 24 9/11
needs more pledge  lemons
Yuh mudda So skinny she looked @ the mirror an see Mr Kublalsingh!
what do orphans get at christmas lonely
what's more impressive than dinosaurs? everything
How do you drown a hipster? you hold them underwater until they stop kicking
You had sex with my mom? joke's on you she has SYPHILIS
there is a blonde walking down the street a man picks her up and they have consensual sex
Sure
Why did I cross the road? I didn't
why is six afraid of seven? because seven is high on pcp
A priest
How Many nuns does it take to chane a lightbulb? 429 bottles of nivea shaving cream
cross the road? lolno
cross the road? i'd rather fly
Why did sarah fall off her bike? She got shot in the face
what meaner than taking candy from a baby? throwing it off a cliff
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. or quadriplegic.
pardon me
pardon me
Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt because he never existed.
cross the road? yeah... sure
i dont always use the wrong meme but when i do
Why is lachlan gay just look at the name
Why did the chicken leave the barn? there were to many cluckcliches
i don't lay eggs with that in mind
What finally happens to anti joke chicken
Why have i to cross the road? i have to go on the other side
what did the empty glass say to the full glass? Nothing
Why I crossed the road Is my own gobblin' business
why did the chicken cross the road? because he had somewhere to go
WHAT'S WORSE THAN LOSING A FRIEND? DYING
Knock knock
what kind of shoes does a pedophile wear? white vans
What is the difference between a pile of burning BABIES and a ferrari? I don't have a FERRARI in my garage
why have I to cross the road? I have to go on the other side
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? nothing because i killed him
TWO DUDES WALK INTO A SWIMMING POOL- LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE. WHO LEFT THE DOORS UNLOCKED? ARE THEY nLS-CERTIFIED? WHERE'S THE DECK SUPERVISOR?
what do you call a carpenter on fire? The fire department
what do you call a black man wıth a bıke? A thıef
Whos in? You KNow the deal!
what do you call a black man ordering a bucket of fried chicken? hungry
What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer.
What do you call a group of black men running down a hill? racism
Yo mama's so stupid she went back to college to get her degree
why did the chicken cross the road? the Obama administration is investigating the matter.  we will not rest until we find those responsible.
what's worse than biting into an apple and seeing a worm? barack obama
roses are red
why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead.
Why did this chicken cross the road? peer pressure
Why did the chicken cross the road to see megan
why was 6 scared of 7 because 7 was an axe murderer
why aren't ivan and joeey come to class together today they broke up
What do you call a homeless child? black
i didn't accept a stranger's friend request because i don't know him
Who you gonna call The local authorities
how do you make a grown man cry? murder his family
what's worse than finding 5 babies in one bag finding one baby in 5 bags
nickleback walks into a bar... there's no punchline cause ruining music isn't funny
Why did the little girl fall out of the tree Because i threw a refrigerator at her
knock knock. who's there? aids
Why doesnt little luka play with the other children? because he died at birth
how many politicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? sorry
A word that starts with 'f' and ends with 'uck' firetruck
whats worse than a thousend dead babys in a truck a  thousand and one dead babys in a truck
What douy you call a Boomerang  that doesnt come back? A stick.
What is a black doctor? a black doctor you racist scum
Was underage
DON'T CALL ME CHIP OR ELSE
if john has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabetes. John has diabetes.
KANYE WEST IS A JERK
why'd the chicken cross the road? i forget
WHAT DID THE ORANGE SAY TO THE BANANA NOTHING
Is your REFRIGERATOR RUNNING 'NO.'
Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy? Neither did he
why the Man crosses the street? to go to the other side
You know what's funnier than bad luck brian? anti-joke chicken.
roses are red violets are blue indeed its true
mr. oaf.... ....you have been bad!
Why did the chicken cross the road? He was ending this shitty joke
why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side
why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side
how many polaks does it take to screw in  a light bulb? one. It's not that hard.
A man walks into a bar he buys a drink
WHY DID THE LITTLE GIRL FALL OFF THE SWING? SHE HAD NO ARMS.
Knock Knock no
yes.
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLACK MAN AND A WHITE MAN ONES BLACK AD ONES WHITE
why did the chicken cross the road? ...is a riddle that has never been answered with anything funny
why did no one go to gandpa fethers party!? becuase it was at kfc!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What do you call a man with a roof on his head? A man with a roof on his head
YOUR MOTHER IS SO FAT WE ARE ALL EXTREMELY CONCERNED ABOUT HER HEALTH
What's beTter than a gold at tHe Paralympics? Legs
knock knock hello
What did the nFL REf say? interception! No! TD! DERP!
guess what cancer
santa is not real
'Long day?' the bartender asks.
What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers
why did the chicken cross the road apple sauce
how do you make a friend who's in pain feel good? give him a reach around
how do you make a small child stop crying PUT HIM IN A PLASTIC BAG AND HIT HIM FACE WITH A HAMMER
whats the difference between a chicken
CHICKEN NUGGETS? THOSE ARE MY NUGGETS!
What's The hardest part about eating a vegetable? getting through the wheelchair
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house.knock knock whos there the chicken
What's the difference between elephants and a mouse on holiday? You are an idiot. mice are not sentient beings and do not go on vacation.
What did the Mother say to her son when he got an 'f' on his report card? nevermind
benfica nao presta do cuzinho do cao
whats brown and sticky? packaging tape
what's purple
why did the chicken cross the road? there was a crosswalk
what is tall
Why did the chicken cross the road?  We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.
there once was a man from nantucket he was a sexual deviant
knock knock
knock knock come in
What's blue and if you stick it up your nose it will hurt? a swimming pool
Why can't you keep a jew in jail? You can.  I don't know where that false rumor got started.
what did the deer say when he left the bar? nothing
What do you call someone with bad luck? Bad luck brian
just what is a commodore anyway?
Share this photo or he'll eat you tonight
A cannibal was eating a clown Went to prison.
if sally had 100 cookies and she ate 99 what did she have left? Diabetes
Why did the girl drop her ice cream cone? It slipped out of her hand.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.
What do you call a cow in a wheelchair? Steven.
what's worse than warilla at night? the holocaust
your moms so fat she aint skinny!
Knock Knock Please use the doorbell
Why did the boy drop his ice cream? It slipped out of his hand.
Im so anti joke that i dont even.....
why was the guy scratching his balls? because he has crabs
why spiderman did not save max from a car accident ? spiderman dosent exist
How many cheerleaders does it take to change a lightbulb? Two.  One should hold the ladder to keep the other cheerleader safe.
How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one.
Why did the chicken cross the road Why does anyone cross a road
did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and leg? he's now a double amputee
knock knock. WHO'S THERE? jOHN. jOHN WHO? JOHN SMITH
WHat's black
A HORSE WALKED INTO A BAR AND THE BARTENDER ASK 'WHAT'S WITH THE LONG FACE?' THE HORSE REPLIED WITH 'MY WIFE JUST DIED OF CANCER'
how many lives chickens do have? yolo
A black man walks into a gas station He buys a snack
why did the chicken cross the road? chickens do that sometimes
in soviet russia there are russians
Knock Knock     who's there? Ammar Mohamed
A MAGICIAN TURNED INTO HIS HOUSE
oh snap a black guy... better cross the road...
where did hitler keep his armies In his sleevies
PLEase..... i aint got no paws
hey
What do you call a cow in a wheelchair? Whatever his name is.
What do you call a cow in a wheelchair? His name.
Why did the farmer whip his cow? Because he was a severely mentally disabled sadist.
Knock knock
What's not funny and looks like a chicken? a chicken.
HOW DID THE SQUID CROSS THE ROAD? IT SWAM.
What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? YOU CAN'T UNLOAD THE BOWLING BALLS WITH A PITCHFORK.
What did the african kid eat for dinner? Nothing
Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him
Who needs swag When he's straight!
WHAT DO YOU get when my donkey eats your roosters foot a donkey that choked to death
What's the best way to kill a wild chicken? Stab it witha  knife.
What's the best way to kill a wild chicken? Stab it with a knife.
Knock knock no one home
What did the scientist say when he stubbed his toe? Ow
YO MAMA SO FAT she need to lose weight
what's the difference between a mexican and a park bench? one is a human
a duck walked into a drug store the clerk called animal control and had it removed
FUUUUUU!! WHY U MAD DOE?!!
Why did the koala fall out of the tree because it was dead
Wiesz co sprawia
knock
a horse walks into a bar the patrons begin to leave because they recognize the potential danger
a man
a night elf druid walks into a bar
two black belts and a polish woman walk into a bar And then they have dinner
Cold
What do you call 2 robbers? You call the cops.
how do you make a blind guy cry bunch them in the face
What do you call a black person in space? An astronaut
Why was the dentist in a bad mood? His wife left him.
What did one teacher say to the other? Hello.
What is green and smell like painting? green paint
What do you call a kid that killed both of his parents? an orphan
how can you get a baby to stop crying? you kill it
what does a kid with no arms and legs receives for christmas? a pair of gloves from mommy and a pair of nike sneakers from daddy
A GUy gets into A bar and asks for a drink barmaid says no
Guy gets into a bar and asks for a drink Barmaid says no
What did the blonde say when she gave birth to triplets? Oh look
Yo mama's  so ugly she'll never be handsome again
knock knock
SO THIS GUY WALKS INTO A MOVIE THEATER AND HE SHOOTS EVERYONE
do you know why the clown married the horse? me neither
how do you make a canadian politician scream? you stab him
How do you get a canadian out of a pool? you ask them...
what's worse than not getting into the school you wanted? DYING FROM FROST BITE
WHAT WE GONNA EAT TODAY? PORK
Thanks a lot for boycotting Chick-Fil-A Now even more people are trying to eat me
a blond
why did the road cross the chicken? it was dyslexic
My friend is like the dark knight His girl died in an explosion
What's green and has wheels?   Grass
i like to watch the shire from a bucket of kfc
KNock knock... - Come In !
Why did cinderella get kicked  off of the football team? It would have been impossible for cinderella to play for any major football team
Why did the deer lose its horns because it was changing season
How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Only one
what do you call a black man in kfc a customer
A man walks into a bar... ouch! That's gotta hurt!
Why did the woman cross the road she wanted a free abortion
What's the main difference between battlefield 3 and call of duty? Nothing
Why did Tommy fall off the swing? A terrorist threw a fridge at him
Why didn't the pirate go see the movie? He values his life.
an irish man.... walks out of a bar
how do you make a sausage roll? push it.
how much does a hipster weigh? Probably as much as an average person
do you know why the dinosaurs can't jump? because they're dead
A horse walks into a bar
knock knock come in
Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the 'other side'
What color were kurt cobain's eyes? who cares? he's dead
Why Did The Monkey Fall Out Of the tree? bEcause it was deAD
what's black
what happens if vampire bites a zombie? nothing
Why did kyle get shampoo in his eyes? He didn't. Kyle died in a motorcycle accident 7 years ago
why did the clown cry? his parents are dead
a MAN WALKS ONTO A ROOF HE JUMPS AND DIES
a hose walks into a bar and the bartender asks why the long face the horse says my wife has cancer
how do you stop a baby from crying? kill it
contributes to this meme includes the punchline
why did the old man throw his clock out the window? it was a result of his mental psychosis stemming from repressed memories of child abuse
Why did the girl drop her icecream? she got hit by a bus.
HOW MANY DEAD BABIES FIT IN A BATHTUB? .
how do you make a blond girl drown? oxygen starvation. why should her hair color matter?
why is 6 afraid of 7? because of a tragic misunderstanding
why did a prisoner in danger of getting raped miss the shower he was too busy getting raped in his cell
A Mexican
what is white on the top and black on the bottom society
What did Bradley say when he lost his phone Where's my phone
what Do men watch with low volume and closed doors? my little pony
WHat did boyfriend tell his girlfriend in the airport before she left? I gave you aids
I saw you cross the road and I didn't question it
Go on choke me! You know you wanna!
knock knock go away i'm busy!
what do you think when you see a muslim on a plane? it's really unrealistic that there will be a hijack of the plane. but if there will be
what did a blonde say when she was asked the magnitude of pi? 3
WHy did i cross the road  simply because chickens do not have general common sense like humans so they freely roam anywhere they have acsess to
in soviet russia is democracy nowdays
a man walks into a bar of metal HE WASN'T HURT BECAUSE OF LOW SITUATIONAL SPEED
because i wanted to get to the other side
where's the rest of my body in chicken nuggets
what do you call a black person in college? affirmative action
your mom is so fat that both her cholesterol and blood pressure are at very unhealthy levels
whats green and has wheels? grass
your mom is so old she will die in a few years
So
Why T-rex can't clap with his hands? because he's dead
stop questioning our motives we cross the road because we feel like it
What's the time? about 9:30
Why does the pope doesn't want to be buried? He isn't dead yet
there are only two kinds of men in this world the living and the dead
what is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life
What's green and hangs off a Tree? A leaf
Where did osama bin laden keep his armies? although he was found in Abbottabad under protection of the pakistan army
Why did the chicken cros the road? To get to the other side
what's green and smells like paint? green paint.
What's red and smells like blue paint? red paint
one does not simply walk into mordor
What do you call a mentally handicapped student who is late repetively? insubordinate
Who is dead? dead
Evading taxes in my country is like taking candy from a baby theft
why do roosters go to male restrooms? we don't
why did the girl fail her science exam? she was in the hospital with cancer
I hate black outs
you know what is so funny about the anti joke chicken? nothing
Hey i just met you
Why do i cross the street? because that's my destination
you know what happens when a frog gets struck by lightning? the worst movie line ever gets written
what do you call a muslim in a bus? a passenger
have you seen stevie wonder's new house? neither has he. because he's blind.
what do you call a black man flying a plane a pilot you racist
why is skrillex bad at fishing? lack of experience.
What's black
in what battle napoleon died? in his last one
*Knock KNOCK* 
A PREIST
KnOCK-KNOCK
KNOCK knOCK COME IN
what did the tomato said to the banana? nothing
Your mamma is so stupid her iq is less then average
YOUR MOM IS SO DUMB SHE ISNT SMART
why do giraffes have long necks? so they could get a source of food in the taller trees.
why do giraffes have long necks? so they could get a source of food in the taller trees.
What do people do when the sun IS GONE? theY die
Whatchya gonna do with all that junk inside that trunk? toss it.
Toc toc Come in
A man walks into a bar and says This is where you can exchange money for alcohol
Why did the chicken cross the road? It was wandering aimlessly and happened to do so by sheer coincidence
A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They both order Beers
why can't Elvis presley drive a car backwards? because he's dead
Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side
knock knock ? whos there john
why do giraffes have long necks? so they could get a source of food in the taller trees.
why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 8 9gag
why did the chicken cross the road? so it could be in a number of bad jokes
How does a black guy look after getting hit by a ton of flour? Dead!
a black MAn gets into a bank he asks for a loan and leaves
A Jew
What's white and interrupts your Breakfast? An Avalanche
I asked tony romo for change for a dollar he gave me 4 quarters
Must Kill  RADIATOR
why did sarah fall off the swing? she has no arms.
there's a fire burning in my heart i ate too much too quickly
make little things count teach midgets math
life is like a box of chocolates it sucks if you have diabetes
WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A WHITE mAN IS HIT BY A TON OF COAL? hE dIES
How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb? one.
what did the banker say to his son? eat your breakfast.
How Does a blind man find his seat at cinema? blind men don't go to cinema
I see London.  I see France. Really?  I heard it's impossible to see across the English Channel
Not funny!!
a guy walks into a bar he now has a bruise
a dog walks into a bar the bartender calls the number on its collar
How does a blind man find his seat in the cinema? Blind men don't go to cinema
Why the chicken cross the road? To get to ur house Knock knock . Who's there? The chicken
What did the farmer say when he lost his cow? Where's my cow?
What do you get if you mix an american man and a russian guy? a mess of intestine
What's worse than getting rick rolled?  Where's my tractor?
what is worse than someone repeating your post Nothing
what's the difference between a REFRIGERATOR and a blonde the blonde got raped at a concert last night
What did one delhi dude say to the other delhi dude? behen chod! maa chuda!
What did one lawyer say to the other? We are both lawyers
a priest
Yo Momma was so fat She went on a diet and lost weight
What did the elephant say to the mouse? animals can't talk
Why did the chicken cross the road? Seriously. why?
yo momma's so fat that she is developing health problems
what did greg zins get on his iq test? drool
Why did the black man fall out of the tree It got caught on the rope
What did the monkey say when he caught his tail in the revolving door?  'NOOO Im gonna get squished *CHOICKING SOUNDS* blahblagff ' just kidding monkeys cant talk
what do you call a meth addicted Canadian a criminal
so a priest walks into a bar he hits head
What's blue and fluffy  Blue fluff
Why can't pigs fly? The get travel sick
What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your strawberry? getting raped by a giant scorpion
Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him.
what's the difference between a piano
Your mom is so fat she decided to go on a low carb diet
how do kill a dumb blonde in many ways
knock knock theres someone at the door
How many hands does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1 if you do it often but 2 if you don't but thats okay to
how do you stop someone from bugging you? you say 'stop bugging me'
I don't always use the wrong meme But sometimes I forget which one I'm supposed to put a caption on
a cute puppy and a beautiful golden unicorn walk into a bar and get aids and die
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A blind fish.
Roses Are red
Why did sham give everyone rp? Because he was lonely and wanted to impress his friends
I was born in 1998
What's worse than not getting an internship ? Death
Hoping for birthday sex after a week of work gf invites friend to spend the night
A dinosaur walks into a bar No it didn't
What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? cancer
none of your beeswax! i'm not a bee.
Roses Are Red
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is of the MINORITY group 'Prime Numbers' and 6 saw it standing on the street corner suspiciously
A MAN WALKS INTO A BAR IT HURT
A man contracts aids He eventually dies
WHY DOES HITLER HAVE A RED PHONE? TO MAKE PHONE CALLS
knock knock. who's there? braden walker
How does batman's mother call him to dinner? She doesn't. She's dead.
What's green and has wheels? grass
What's green and has wheels? Grass
why couldn't helen keller drive? she was a deaf
what was helen keller's favorite color? she was blind. she couldn't see colors.
how do you get a dead baby out of a blender? you're a sick person. i'm calling the police.
my nephew's so dumb he had to get his Ged in prison.
my cousin's so stupid because she was frequently abused as a young child
who has two thumbs and likes fried chicken? The farmer who will soon murder me.
why did the chicken cross the road? what
a baby seal walks into a club and dances all night
dad came first
Why did the little girl let the ice cream fall? because she was hiT by a truck
Knock knock...Who's there NOt me
why did the boy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a train.
How do you wake up lady gaga you scream in her ear
the feed is fresher on the other side
the feed is fresher on the other side
santorum is a mixture of a latin root and a latin suffix
coffee tea
honey badger is concerned about poaching
Yo mamma so fat ...
why did the chicken cross the road because yolo
why did little lisa fall off the swing? she had no arms
what did the blonde say when she went to the doctor's office? do you take blue shield?
i used to be funny but then i lost my wife in a car crash
zasto je ace otisao na maltu? zato sto mrzi cigane
when a cow laughs does milk wait a sec
Mirt nem csin&#225;lunk beadand&#243;t? Mert nem!
&#201;NNN??? &#193;HHHHH
what's worse than a depressed chicken? chicken fajitas
why do people like warren buffet? he donates large amounts of money to charity
que le dice una piedra a otra? nada
What if Pinnochio says: 'My nose will grow now'? Nothing
why did the chicken go out for a quiet night? because it was deaf
a ship sinks  they bury survivors
why did the chicken cross the the road? could you tell me i dont know
honk  if you think I'm in the way
how do you get jews into a taxi cab? open the door for them and allow them to pick an available seat
why was kevin bacon hugely popular in the 80's? because he starred in footloose which was a major success
What did a guy do after his family was murdered? he cried
i have a funny joke for you rick santorum
What do emo kids use for birth control? condoms and the pill
SO I became a doctor
So
your mother is so small she's a midget
A black man walks into a bar
How Do you MaKe a gingeR fall off her chaIr Cut her in half with a cHainsaw
What has wheels and Can Fly? THe Plane carrying your casket with you in it
the chickens can't talk
whats worse than cancer hanging out with otto dublin
How do you walk through walls? With a door.
what happens when a big black man masturbates? he ejaculates
how do you confuse an irishman set him up for a joke and then have no punchline and laugh like its really funny
Ehy did the chicken Cross the road Kony 2012
Why didn't timmy ride his bike to school because he's a fish
HOW DO you know what time it is if you don't have a watch? You LOOK on your PHONE
Why did tom chase jerry? to make money from the resulting tv show
Knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow who? ...oh crap
Why do all black people have nightmares? Because they are scarred by the tragic past of their people.
One would say it's easy to make anti-joke it is
what do you get after years of hard working? Burnout
What'S WORSE THAN A PAPER CUT COLUMBINE
... So the bartender says 'No cucumbers. we only do beer
there was an englishman and irishman and a scotsman they were waiting for their welsh friend to show up but he never because he was ill.
what happens when you throw a penny at a jew? takes a look
Why did the chicken cross the road? the green walking light appeared
why don't you tell an egg a joke? because if you talk to inanimate object you need help
i was breast feeding the other day and..... what? you guys still breast feed right?
how do you get a hooker to leave you alone? pay her money
Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom so she dosent get kids till she gets married
how many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one
A DUMB MEETS A BLIND ON THE STREET THE DUMB CANNOT SAY A THING AND THE BLIND DOES NOT SEE HIM SO THEY BOTH KEEP WALKING DOWN THE ROAD
Why did snack jump? Because another panda sneezed.
No. 25.8069 squared is approximately 665.996088
why do commercials exist? for advertising
You want to be an archmage? only if you rp properly
*knock  knock*     Who's there? chicken.
take my wife
tries to cough to cover up fart vomits and shits.
Goes to Hooters. male waiter.
Starts saying 'YOLO' Dies.
calls suicide prevention hotline put on hold
plays with himself loses
survives dark knight rises MASSACRE  chokes on popcorn.
masterbates for first time gets an std
starts wave in stadium drowns
turns on blender sued by skrillex for copyright infringement
finally visits new york 9/11
Gets song stuck in head Nickelback
masturbates for first time gets aids
Goes to south beach for the weekend face chewed off
Plays Russian roulette DIes first turn.
TRIES TO RELEASE A SILENT FART IN CLASS SHITS.
Goes to first basketball game Bobcats Vs. Raptors
Makes chair fart in front of everyone. fails to recreate.
Hires a hooker  FRIENDZONED
uses masterball for magikarp escapes!!!
Goes to graduation name never called
downloads song illegally gets arrested.
looks to both sides before crossing the street a plane crashes him
Only guest at his party house gets trashed
cant find bathroom  shits pants
Starts the wave at a baseball game Drowns
Commits suicide  Reincarnated as himself
wakes up with morning wood in his ass
Attends Miami Heat Game gets face bitten off by zombie
puts jelly on his balls for dog to lick off  dog eats his balls
sticks q-tip in ear deaf for life
Makes WWE DEBUT against Ryback
Wins contest and gets to meet random wwe superstar Hornswoggle
IS A GINGER IS A GINGER
Gets baked for the first time auschwitz
Looses virginity  Cant sit
squeezes balls to check for cancers castrates self
Turns on discovery channel stormchasers marathon
FINALLY SOMETHING POSITIVE! HIV!
buys fleshlight friendzoned
Finally gets pet Pedobear
Tries cocaine heart explodes
Discovers new element  gets cancer from it
Wins class president gets ASSASSINATED with scissors
cut wrists..... with butter knife
virgin has std
ESCAPES BURNING HOUSE HIT BY THE FIRETRUCK
Drops soap in own shower Loses virginity
goes fishing  gets crabs
get new job company goes bankrupt next day
Throws a master ball Pokemon escapes
Finally gets laid in his grave
GETS NEW BACKGROUND STILL UGLY
tried hitting on a cute girl got assault charges
Goes in the closet for clothes comes out gay
downloads 1 song from pirate bay gets charged with piracy and goes to jail
both parents are brunettes born a ginger
unbuttons shirt dies of pneumonia
Dresses up like a vampire Van Helsing kills him
hires prostitute finds out mom's real job
Writes 5 paragraphs on Facebook to crush Message failed to be sent
plays fifa on be a pro mode nobody passes him the ball
has sex  still a virgin
uses public bathroom sucked off in glory hole
spends &#163;400 on pc it's shit
Gets Laid off
gets a cold IN SUMMER
went to see a movie they only played previews
CREATES A ROBOT GIRLFRIEND fRIENDZONED
starts up google maps night mode
has sex for first time with a pedophile
Asks siri a question No response

POKES HOLE IN FRIENDS CONDOM SISTER GETS PREGNANT
wins 75 million in uk lottery was an online scam...gave bank account details...wiped clean
Eats cookie dough Dies of sAlomonella poIsoning
Pocket Aces Accidentally clicks fold
gets girl of his dreams transvestite
POSTS HIS BEST PICTURE ONLINE BECOMES THE MOST UNLUCKIEST MEME
Gets pro contract with liverpool
Beats dad in pokemon battle Disowned
runs ball into the end zone safety
bets life savings on manny pacquiao bradley wins via fixed decision
tells friends about bad luck made a meme
finally punches someone chuck norris
plays twister Alone
Finds feebas on pokemon ruby battery dies
Goes to the Dogpark Attacked by Cat
FINALLY GETS A DATE REALISE IT'S A ALMOST LIKE RAISINS
Islam Documentary as school Project Fatwa
FINDS SOULMATE FORGETS HE DOESNT HAVE A SOUL
Finally gets an 'A' on a test It's Opposite Day
yelled at his mom mom got cancer
Takes his first bong rip Pukes directly into the pipe
shoots robber thrown in jail
NEW COMPUTER BLUE SCREENS NOT PLUGGED IN YET
paid to give massage John Travolta
Plays Road to the Show Gets traded to the Cubs
WATCHES THE THORNE SHITS HIS PANTS
ate prunes shit out intestines
found the Fountain of Youth DIED
gets on lebron ringless bandwagon lebron gets a ring
falls out of window and lands in pillow truck empty
gets drafted 1st overall in the nba draft gets injured in practice
first pube crab infestation
Surprise birthday party heart attack
first blow job chokes
Plays monopoly : goes to jail Raped
Classmates invite him to a movie never gets time or location
enters interdimensional portal to the inferno
enters interdimensional portal to the inferno
enters interdimensional portal to the inferno
create an os best friend rob him
Tries to Defend a woman gets raped instead
TRIES TO JAILBREAK IPOD  40 YEARS IN PRISON
GOES TO WATCH PG MOVIE NO PARENTS AROUND
BUYS HOUSE WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND GIRLFRIEND DOESNT LIKE HIM ANYMORE
finaly visits japan tsunami
knows all the answers to the test afterwards
DRINKS HALF A CAN OF RED BULL DIES
calls the police  they dont answer
Goes to play on runescape outhouse
finally learns everyones name at the office gets fired
go's to 24-hour store closed
GETS FINALLY INVITED BY CRUSH TO WEDDING CEREMONY
tries to fart shits his pants
Tries to join pottermore isn't magical
Has played diablo everyday since launch
plays soccer for the first time gets tackled by nigel de jong
Finds shiny voltorb self destruct
Buys a bb gun shoots his eye out
finally went into a bar a gay bar
eats chocolate chip cookie raisins
Looks on the brightside Goes blind
Joins mile high club plane crahses
you've got mail virus
TRIES TO COUGH TO COVER UP FART VOMITS AND POOS
Goes To OLIVE GARDEN Not COnSIDERED FAMILY
Makes a cute girl laugh histerically at the idea of him having sex
GOT A KISS ON NEW YEARS HERSHEYS
POKES HOLE IN FRIEND'S CONDOM MOM GETS PREGNANT
loses virginity finds it again
all his base are belong to them
starts wearing lad gear gets asked if he coach's tennis
draws tricolour using green and orange jailed for insulting tricolour
Gets tons of free condoms from school still gets claps
TRIES TO RE-HASH  BRIAN MEME KALEIDOSCOPE FAIL
Buys some BattleZonedtj beats still sucks at making music
Finally got a girls number Calls aunt gertrude at 8 pm sharp
ESCAPES BURNING BUILDING GETS HIT BY FIRETRUCK
Loses virginity got herpes
Gets Braces removed face raped by dentist
Takes  Permission to go for a party Not invited
Goes to Fireworks Show San Diego
takes first bong rip gets rushed to the hospital
Downloads GTa series new computer gets virus
Drinks water at the bar all night Gets dui on way home
Becomes famous world ends same year
best burrito ever diarrhea
thinks about using ouija board. gets possessed
uses free font for commercial purposes prison
Steals home base gets arrested for theft
Gets Transformed into a fish Drowns
about to do a line of coke sneezes
Dentist numbs all teeth except one tooth with feeling gets drilled
SHops online gets arested for shopliffting
Orders &#163;500 worth of merch tour cancelled
sticks finger up ass loses ability to shit
buys a tomtom loses car
Flirts with gina clark friend-zoned
cake in the break room allergic to cake
I'm no weatherman BUT YOU CAN EXPECT 2 INCHES TONIGHT
finds &#163;1 coin loses &#163;20 note
bends over to pick up soap in prison shower still a virgin
buys blow-up doll blows up
first blow job chokes
Gets blown off a 9th floor balcony
takes class photo shits
gets blown up
strikes back gets struck in the back
plays fruit ninja decapitated
goes dogging savaged by pitbulls
GOES DOGGING SAVAGED BY pitbull
WINS A RAFFLE HUNGER GAMES
Donates FBI bitcoin thru blockchain  Gets Arrested
About to have sex with hot bitches Shits.
Plays Fantasy Football Gets suspended for targeting!
HAS ALWAYS BEEN PICKED ON HIS RED HAIR  LETS CALL MYSELF CARROT
Wants to be an MOP 1st season gladiator plays monk
jerks off has a kid
Something positive happens H.I.v
triggers secret trap
runs to Get in shape runs boston marathon
tells people its his birthday not actually his birthday
TURNS ON THE FAN GET ENTIRE ARM CUT OFF
gets asked out for a date february 30th
HAS PHONE SEX GETS HEARING AIDS!
hits puberty  has a period
GETS INSTA-KILL  AND THE ROUND END
goes to formation written up for talking
cuts loud fart in class sent to principals office and cuts more farts
Needs to go to the bank and post office Presidents day
hi everybody im steve
the ambulance ran over him doesnt pick up
makes a starting position in the nfl
TRIES MASTURBATION... GETS HIMSELF PREGNANT
wards baron baron kills you
sends friend request to tom declined
Sends friend request to tom declined
hits puberty hits him back
wins the lottery on doomsday
Goes 18/6 as fiddlesticks Still loses
sends teacher friend request ignored
SURROUNDED BY WOMEN  POOPS HIS PANTS
Bumps into old friend while crossing the freeway
QUIERE BURLAR A SU AMIGA SE DICE IN&#218;TIL
I LIKE TURTLES
HAS A PET ROCK IT RUNS AWAY
sings along with supermarket music only when it's wham
Tries to fart in class raped by Stinky Dinky
FED UP OF BEING MOCKED GETS SILLY BACKGROUND
Tries to sell soul for money Insufficent funds
Logs onto minez for the first time failed to login: java.io.IDExepction: Server returned HHTP response code: 503
FALLS IN LOVE FOR FIRST TIME WITH DILLON KING
Wanted to contribute to internet registration
Poops in public toilet  clogged
gOES TO MOVIES fOREGETS EXACT CHANGE
carves pumpkin REALISES he carved his own face
goes to a pilgrimage gets wrong plane and ends up in antartica
Attempts to do a marathon see's angus Young next to him
opens a new tab
janet reno class of 1956
SAYS FIX YOUR HEAD GETS TOLD HE SHOULD BE A COMEDIAN
kills his school enemy in real life finds out its the president's son and gets death penalty
gets on the banter bus crashes
FREIND REQUEST  MUM
NATION WIDE IS NOT ON HIS SIDE
RENUNCIA A EXTERNO PARA TOMAR NO VUELVEN A HACER PUESTOS
THREW ROCK AT GROUND GROUND THREW IT BACK
I DON'T NORMALLY TEXT IN CLASS  BUT WHEN I DO I GET MY PHONE CONFISCATED
Pokes a girl on facebook arrested for sexual harrasment
PLAYS KNOCK AND RUN FOR THE FIRST TIME BLACK GATE OF MORDOR
Finally has something positive in life ebola
He punches mister piper g on the face he didn't fell.
starts munding gets excellence
LE COMPRAN UN SKATE SE CAE Y QUEDA PARALITICO
CREA SU PROPIO NEGOCIO LO DESPIDEN
HI
SALE CON SU NOVIA SE LE ESCAPA Y BESA A OTRO
STARTS A WAVE IN A STADIUM DROWNS
Plays fantasy football gets injured
Throws Party DJ Nelson Is Booked
GOES TO A PARTY
Installed CUSTOM KERNEL TO OVERCLOCK PHONE LOST ALL DATA
Smokes pot for the first time To this day
SINEAD  I LOVE YOU
catches monger with sbm mousehunt rollback
buys 2012 mustang gt still gets smoked by 20 year old dsm
LE DAN 4 SEMANAS PARA SU EXPOSICI&#211;N  LO HACE UN D&#205;A ANTES
says 'that cod is too big for shark to eat' shark starts to eat cod
tries to open a bottle cap loses an eye
SE VA AL HOSPITAL TRAFICAN SUS &#211;RGANOS
Gets face sat on its warren sapp
starts supporting man united and what happens  f**king city go and win the premier league title ffs
DOES SKID IN NEW CAR CRASHES
WINS THE LOTTO GOVERNMENT RUNS OUT OF MONEY
Wins A free lunch Has to pay
FINGERS A GIRL SLIPS IT IN THE WRONG HOLE
FIRST DAY OF SPRING GETS SUN BURNT
FINDS A CLOVER 13 LEAF CLOVER
GOES TO BEAUTY COMPETITION  DENIED ACCESS
GETS CALLED SEXY BY HIS MUM
Robber wears a balaclava Still gets murdered
Plays hide and seek and peaks gets kid cancer
HAY PESTE ZOMBIE! Y LO PERSIGUE EL ZOMBIE DE USAIN BOLT
LOVE YOU TO DUMB ASS
CALLS IN CARE PACKAGE GETS UAV
Asks mum to buy him chips ready salted
FINALLY GETS into the roman army FIRST JOB: ARREST JESUS
realizes dream of becoming video game designer 38 studios
GETS TOLD HE'S ON THE BACK FOOT BY LACHLAN PRESTON
GOES TO FRENCH KISS GIRL VOMITS IN MOUTH
JUEGA FIFA 13 SELE PONCHA EL BALON
GETS SENT TO ORPHANAGE  FOSTER PARENTS ARE WANTED GINGER RAPISTS
opens popcorn bag attacked by a bear
Becomes hitman first target: chuck norris
Bradley Big Brother 2012
finally gets girlfriend finds out he now has a boyfriend
Crosses fingers when over rr track Hit by a train
Uses celebrity look-a-like app Gets freddy krueger
wins concert tickets justin bieber concert
plays with fiddlesticks all of the other team as a stun
runs pitch and scores goal as goalkeeper doesn't hear penalty whistle and is sent off for Time-wasting
sonha arranjar namorada na fcul acaba a roer um peda&#231;o de bacon &#224;s escondidas
pledge pi crossed
Toggles his johnston to his own meme
turns on history channel nostradamus weekend
Becomes a superhero Aquaman
shoots rubber band gun kills target
only person in the world that wants glasses has 20/20 vision
Honks at a sousaphone player. Loses.
EA steals my money says thanks to EA
goes to a metallica concert starts a mosh with nothing else matters
buys 4000 microsoft points immediately hacked
Gets friend-zoned By his right hand
Orders plain burger no bun
has money to buy computer Buys a mac
wears us olympic jersey Made in china
Finally gets to fly  in a plane flight 180
creates 24 character pasword to stop hackers forgets password
WATCHES THE SHIRE WATCHES THE SHIRE
Follow back in twitter No one follow him
RECEIVES friend request  from his mother
texts 'hi' to girl he likes on his phone Misspells since The letter 'I' is right by the letter 'o'
STUMBLES INTO RATTLERS DEN
roses are red
invites friends to warsaw doesn't get vacation
crush texts messages him on facebook to like her status
Buys toy at dollar store Pays $2.50
Goes to a WWE Wrestling Match First time Jerry Lawler vs Michael Cole
Gets to meet wwe wrestler trent barreta
Gets to train as a wrestler with a wwe wrestler Heath Slater
has one night stand but not enough room to put books on it
Picks up girls at walmart
Finally gets a Girlfriend Justin Bieber
CREATES HILARIOUS MEME TERRIBLE SPELLING
Downloads steam gets third degree burns
gets 5 stacks of nephalem valor and fortune shrine dies and disconnects
Goes to rangers game. gets hit with hamilton
finally allowed to eat one gummy bear yellow
Breaks up with girlfriend ADELE.
IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT L.M.F.A.O
time for 4 chan You are banned! ;_;
Faps to an old pircture online his mom
Tries to use alchemy to bring mother back  looses his arm
turns to look at background retinal detachment ends lifelong obsession with pornography
makes it onto meme generator ugly background
buys macbook gets a virus
starts mexican wave drowns
Throws  master ball pidgey got away
GOES on HOLIDAY    banged up abroad
Stars in Magic Mike Promptly gets married
MODS call of duty Still loses
10 kILLS over 9000 deaths!!
Looks both ways gets hit by plane
Wins Mysterious Prize Bag Bag is Empty
tries a cigarette for the first time stage five lung cancer
Has sex for first time hand gets tired
falls in love with ugly girl girl turns out to be justin beiber
dress like spiderman kills his uncle
has sex for the first time tranny
THINKS HIS SARCASM IS THE BEST MEETS FILIP STAREJ
Wins free concert tickets nickelback
is a ginger ...that's it.
makes a phone call gets suicide hotline
sings ymca middle east
looks at hot wings dies from overheat
Finds out he is gay gets hot girlfrind
plays COUNTER STRIKE dies while he is buying
tries to send smooth text to girl sends to    reed timmer
LE DEPOSITAN EN EL CAJERO AUTOMATICO SE EQUIVOCA  3 VECES DE PIN Y LE RETIENE LA TARJETA
hangs with mom friendzoned
Wins date with musician Nicki MInaj
meets an nba player matt bonner
is a ranga and christian
Wins Lottery Gets struck by a meteorite on his way to collect it
I got 99 notifications a friend request ain't one
takes day off to play preordered game game store burns down
Has virtual sex premature ejaculator
turns into a meme goes search meme on dictionary
Wins every challenge on W.O.W! Still loses!
visit auschwitz on a school trip Dies
Becomes an actor first death on final destination
went to africa koney stopped at nothing
Faith in Humanity restored just in time for zombie apocalypse
gets death penalty
checks self for cancers gets castrated
watches face off in 3d gets face eaten off
Doesn't forward chain letter dies
Too legit to quit Gets fired
gets a full pokedex Battery dies before he can save it
cOMPRA UNA CASA... Y SE LE EXPLOTA
Master Ball No catch
shoots missile at 3 atlases and 5 phantoms someone beats him to it
Eats Haggis Becomes Irish
Cameron: tries tO cut wood Cuts woodring
creates funny meme website crashes
A girl waves at him gets hit by a meteor
gets a tactical nuke gets a hit marker
Spider 3 y baNana Throws to the venus
ABOUT TO BACKSTAB OPPONENT WITH AN ENERGY SWORD FROM BEHIND IMMEDIATELY GOT HIT BY ROCKET LAUNCHER
order a fugu sushi die
studies all night for a test the next day  his mind goes blank during the test
Sex for first time banjo string snaps.
finds sculpture in art museum scp-173
gets autograph from famous soccer player andy carroll
Had imaginary girlfriend just now dump in 3... 2...
Looks both ways before crossing the street Gets hit by a train
takes a 100 question true/false exam gets 100 questions wrong
girl looks cute on facebook forgets it's his sister
Listens to thy art is murder killed by chainsaw
tamatnii soc
becomes a rolling stones fan drowns in the shower
buys gun explodes
aCIDDENTALLY OPENS INTERNET EXPLORER COMPUTER CRASHES
Hosts try-out heavy leaves mid-game.
gets a day job the sun explodes
tries to make friends gets restraining order
Loses his virginity in jail
takes over barcelona gets relegated
Loses virginity recovers it the next day
finally saves up for disney trip crashes on the way
downloads for the first time get caught by the police
La7 dofus ocre f map  bgha id7ak m3a 3chirou li ja 3ndo BGHA ihazha salate recharge d lmodem
met a nice girl friendzoned
jost got braces gets curbed stomped
Wins one million dollars on lottery Got robbed
Goes to hang himself because of bad luck rope snapps
gets drafted into nba bobcats
I LEFT MY FACEBOOK OPEN AAAAND IM GAY
Girl on chatroulette aaand it's gone
Its finally friday! aaannd its sunday
black guy impregnates girlfriend aaaaand he's gone
SUdden motivation to study AAAAAaND ITS GONE
Greece Have Money aand it's gone
open pack of gum in class aaaaaand it's gone
got a random boner aaaand it's still not gone
The middle class is the back bone of our econo- aaand it's gone
Democracy in egypt aaaand it's gone
so finally i got the energy to work out aaaand it's gone
hey look the world trade center
112 Wins from '98-2011 aaand it's gone
finally
plane from malaysia takes off and it's gone
thinks black ops 2 will be a good game aaand it's gone
life before marriage aaaand its gone
I'll just play gta for an hour aaand it's midnight
Summer finally came Aaaaaand it's gone
Wild raikou Appears aanndd Its Gone
Remember a beautiful Dream Aaaand it's gone
crush finally single aaaand it's gone
finally found a good radio station aaaaaand its gone
full battery on my iphone 5 aaaand it's gone
finally IN A GOOD MOOD AAAND IT'S GONE
pulled out of iraq
THE U.S. IS IN THE WORLD CUP AAANNNDDD THEY'RE GONE
bottle of vodka aaaaaaaand it's gone
Just microwaved a pizza Aand the roof of my mouth is gone
Found the perfect girl annnndd shes gone
im supporting my own country in the world cup aand they're gone
Its payday! lET ME JUST PAY THE BILLS MAYBE BUY SOME GROCER.. AAAND IM BROKE
New iphone announced aaand it sucks
Just gonna browse wikipedia before sleep Aaaaaaaand it's morning
Okay
IT LOOKS LIKE SPRING IS FINALLY HERE ANNNNNNNNNNND IT'S GONE
Gives a shit aaaand it's gone
Just put gas in my tank ...aaand it's gone
Mitt Romney had a chance aaaaand it's gone!
Third Reich will last for 1000 years? AAAND IT'S GONE
Just got my paycheck  aaand it's gone
let's chat real quick before bed annnnnnnnnd it's 3am
Your investment in Bitcoin aaaaand it's gone!
spain has the best national football team aaand it's gone
had an open internet aaand it's gone
I hAVE MOTIVATION TO DO WORK AAAAAAND ITS GONE
Just got huge tax refunds AAAAAAND IT's gone
yes! yes! dont sto... aaaaaand its gone
having free time aaaand it's gone
Have a chance to respond with meme AAAnd it's gone
ENGLAND IN THE WORLD CUP AAAND THEY'RE GONE
had a great idea for a meme aand now its gone
Gets money from parents aaaaaand it's gone
just got my paycheck aand its gone
Just one more game aand it's dawn
Here a character you like AaaNd he's dead
75 and sunny yesterday
50 Pounds of crack in front of Rob Ford AAAAND It'S GONE
THE COWBOYS HAVE A COMMANDING LEAD Aaaaaand it's gone!!!
we have Suspect #2!!! annnnnd hes gone
15 KILLSTREAK AND IT'S GONE
I Installed a pirated game... aaand it's Blue Screening
Penn state has football players aaand they're gone
Eye floater appears .. AaaaNd it's gone
Finds remote after weeks of it being lost aaaaand its gone.
miami's winter started aaand it's gone
taking a shit  aaaand it's gone
Bacon? Aaaaaaand It's gone
FREEDOM! ...AAND IT'S GONE.
ok
You have a home in long island Annnnd it's gone
you have TEN MINUTES BEFORE YOUR ALARM GOES OFF ...AND ITS GONE!
A guy actually treats me nicely and gives me attention aaaand he's gone
I'll take a quick afternoon  nap aaand its 8am
Took your virginity to Cabo during Spring Break aaand it's gone
united states in the world cup aaand there gone
last.fm is finally working again aaaand it's gone
talented x-factor contestant aand its gone
a long winter break aaand it's gone
FIND MISTRUTHS IN THE STATE OF THE UNION ADDRESS AAAND YOU'RE RACIST
Got some money to Party with my Bro's aaaaaand it's gone
starting to give a damn. aaand it's gone.
started my diet on monday aaaand it's gone
The Mets seasons just started aaaand it's over
blah blah blah polar vortex aaand it's gone
a couple of hours into a HDD CLONE AAAAND the restore disks are coming out
Hey look
Italy in World Cup Aaaaaaand they're Gone
America cares about soccer aaand it's gone
i was having a good day aaaand now its gone
I made a new years resolution to sta..... aaaaaaand its gone
It's 2am I'm going to bed after this last match of league AAAAAAAAND it's 5:40am
Les buys Reece Simcity 5 aand its gone....
Just gonna teach my girlfriend how to play video games aaand she's beating me
Invest $3 into stocks aaaaaand it's gone
Obamacare website came up a short time ago . . .  And it's gone.
A wild entei appeared aand it's gone
have an idea for a post aaaand somebody did it
i trust you AAAAND IT's gone
Just gonna let oUt a little fart Aaaaand I crapped my pants
I think i'll go to bed early tonight annnnnd its 3am
Looks like i have plenty of respect for yo... aaaand it's gone
takes phone out in school  aaand its gone
Facebook chat is working again aaaand it's gone
Finally having a girlfriend aaaaand it's gone
new air jordans come out aaaand they're gone
I FINALLY HAVE SOME TIME AAAAND ITS GONE
Beats pokemon  andddd life is gone
American citizens used to have Privacy  AAAND IT's Gone
Yeah
We'll take Lucas's Reputation
Ok that's feed the beast installed Aaaaaaand it's Gone.
I have your new health insurance plan call me @ 303:800:6647
had my xbone for less than 24 hours aaaanddd it's broke
Just gonna load up civ 5 for a few quick turns before bed Aaannd It's 7 am
Wife shows interest in hanging with friends aaand it's gone.
got my tax return check and it's gone
I WAS ABOUT TO REACH 30 DAYS ON NOFAP AAAAAAAAAAND IT'S GONE
Abou Diaby is back for Arsenal AAAnd he's injured.
my inlaws like me aaand it's gone
Like a character on game of thrones aaand they're dead
Okay
i'll savour this chocoate milk and drink it slowly aaand it's gone
I got my tax refund! annnnd its gone
I'll just wait for this image to load Aaaaand it's in standby
I'll never finish 20 chicken nuggets aaand they're gone
Had a bike AAANNNDD it's gone!
random boner in class aaaaand the teacher calls you to the front of the class
I remember my dream ! And it's gone !
(1) new mail! aaaaaaaand it's spam!
Mitt Romney gets a debate bump in the polls aaand it's gone
Chelsea hire a new manager aaand he's gone
turn's to history channel and it's pawn
spends money on world of warcraft aand it&#180;s gone
SO HOT GIRL WALKS  INTO A BAR AAND SHE'S GONE
Donates money to africa and it's gone
Courtney love has custody of her child aaaaand it's gone!
i'll just send him a message aaaaand he's offline
Loads of motivation this A.M. annnnnd it's gone
Bought house with 20 year old HVAC Unit. AAAAND It's gone
moving tomorrow
Denver Broncos have a real chance at Superbowl Rings Aaaaaand it's gone!
Putting my socks on And 10 minutes have gone by
I'll just open a sleeve of thin mints and have one cookie Annnnd the whole box is gone
Gonna play a quick game of Civ5 aaaaaaand my day is gone....
There's a fire fighter job opening at... aaand it's gone
It seems we have a 2-0 lead here Aaand it's gone
newfoundland has snow! AAAND ITS GONE
gotta chance to win the billion dollar bracket aaaaaand it's gone
I bought beer and invited some friends over aaand it's gone
Look's like the sun's out in England! ..Aaaaaaaand it's gone.
I will not ruin this diet aaaand i ruined it
college life AaaNND IT'S GONE
Just popped my knee out of place aaaand I'm dead
Finally accept Matt Smith as the doctor aaaand he's gone
20% battery left aaaand its dead
finally a vacation and it's gone
So
Start of Baseball Season and Cubs are tied for first place Aaaannd they're out.
GOING ON FACEBOOK WITH SOME FAITH IN HUMANITY AAAND IT'S GONE
I really like this character aaaannd they're dead
a whole day to study on adderall AAAAAAND IT'S GONE
BACK INTO TRAINING AAND IT'S GONE
WOW
bets money on lions game aaand its gone
victini w/ blue flare
heath ledger's film career is really getting serious annnnnd he's dead
enthusiasm to play cod aaand it's gone
pakistan has more chances of winning the worldcup and its gone :P
weekend finally here aand it's gone
It's Halloween today Aaand it's over
my good idea for a caption aaaand it's gone
thinking cod is fun until a loud kid joins aaaaand its gone
Waiting all day to watch the 100m sprint aaand it's gone
You made a bad post and it's gone...
THE TRAFFIC LIGHTS ARE GREEN AAAAND THEY'RE RED
oh i got my summer vacation aaand it's gone
theres a chance i could be on time for work aaand its gone
HAS VIRGINITY AT 11
Try for true dungeon event ticket aaaaaand it's gone
EU-PARLAMENT VOTING on ACTA AAAAAAAAND IT'S GONE
A good idea for a 9gag post aaaand it's gone
got some motivation to study aaaand it's gone
ounce of cocaine aaand it's gone
Flash Player AAAAND IT's gone
Brazil has a chance to win the world cup aaand its gone
I'll just put my phone down over here for a minute... AAAnd it's gone.
It's like 80 slides!
I have good feelings about this job listing ... '2 years exp required' aaaand they're gone
i just wanted to watch one GOT episode aaaand i'm halfway through the season
i spent all this time and money on kabam aaaand its gone.........
we have a lot of great miami heat fans aaannd they're all gone
LEbron in miami Aaaand he's gone
Look at all the Heat fans AAANDD they're gone!!!!
suarez in the world cup aand he is gone
I'm going to have sex annnnnnnd im done
got a boner for a chick aand it's gone
yes! finally! they broke up! now's my chance! aaaaaaaand they're back together again.
Here is your Destiny Alpha codes ....and there gone
Started to have some pride in my unit Aaaand it's gone.
Steam summer sale 2014 starts aaand the store is down
Sweet PAX badges are on sale aaaaand there gone!
Quick look
KOKI SAID THERE IS NOT INFLATION IN ARGENTINA AAAANND
NUMBED foot starts to hurt less and less AAAnd the agony!
hAD MY KID BY ME AAAND HE'S GONE
HEY HERE COME THE WEEKEND AAAAND IT'S GONE.
STICK NEW KS IN RACK AAAND IT'S GONE
FAPPING HARDER... aaaaaand IM FINISHED
Tickets to PAX Went on s... aaaand it's gone
Got a Karambit  knife in CS:GO AAAAAAND It's GONE
got my inventory bonus aaaand it's gone
Just got done eating aaand I'm hungry
i'm just gonna pay some bills
esm is getting respect aaaaaaaannd it's gone
No hangy
decided not to skip any more school aand i'm sick
Marist Beach Season aaaaand it's snowing
i just posted a snarky comment on one of vincent's sob story statuses aaaaaaand it's gone
Just got a new man card..... aaand it's gone
There is a curse voice code Aaaand it's gone
Played 2 games so far Aaaand I'm 0-2.
THERE'S AN OPENING FOR A WAREHOUSE ASSOCIATE AT BESTBUY AAAAND IT'S GONE
Hey
starts playing on a private server aand it's gone
awais is online and he disconnects...
PUT BTC ON CRYPTORUSH AAAAAND It's gone...
I DONT NEED AN ANTI VIRUS  AAAAAAAAN MY COMPUTER IS ON FIRE
JUST GOT MY FIRST CREDIT CARD AAAANND IT'S MAXED OUT
Mark Dice puts 8 years into making videos.. aand its's gone
oh looks like my blackberry OS is working aaaaaaaaaand my datas gone
Releases hexakill aaaand it's gone
I just made it on the police department... gang unit... Aaaaaamd I'm dead.
10 seconds Until Democracy... aand its gone!
got 3 mil skill points for caldari heavy AAAND its gone
Just started the game And it's glitching
HAVE A BONER AAAAAAND ITS GONE
Lunch time is around the corner aaand it's gone
going to finalize my bracket
Sunderland have the lead aaaaaaaand it's gone
JUST GOT HOT WATER Aaaaaaand it's gone
Kevin gets a girlfriend Aaaaaaaaaand he's gay
Got some stuff do do for school on my computer ...aaand internet
This is going to be the best sex ever aaaaaaand i came
So we're gonna take your money to mod your engine aaaand it's gone...bang
motivation to camp aaaand it's gone
Product arrival notification: .22 lr Ammo is now in sto-- Aaand it's gone...
Came to work with lots of motivation ...and it's gone
Just received my salary AAAAAAnd it's gone!
Try flying a remote controlled helicopter on a windy day aaand it's gone
Just got another glock 42 in stock aaand its gone
fills ford fuel tank completely with petrol aaaand it's gone.
this cute guy seems interested in me aaaand he's gone
She came back to chat aAand I'm gone!
PS4 IN STOCK AAAAND ITS GONE
New cute girl at work aaand the whole kitchen is hitting on her
got ms word open
Good Resolution for 2014 AAAnd They're Gone
kenny's still alive aaaand he's gone
2 Weeks christmas holiday aaand it's gone
Got 3k health and got jumped by rengar  aaaaaaaand I'm dead
Just going to wrap something up aaand its midnight
oh you build some troops ? aaaaand there gone!!
Some of us had christmas Spirit Aaaannnnd it's gone
JOEY HET STOND OP DE LICHTKRANT AAAAND IT's GONE
carolina panthers 8 game winning streak aaaand it's gone
Let's just register these rifles with the govt.. Aaaand - they're confiscated.
I got chocolate for christmas annnnnd its gone
Liverpool top of the league aaaaaaannnnddddd they're 5th
Im gonna go ahead and try to Download Xtrap for ya Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand its gone
Jon Merrill gets called up aaaaaand he's gone
Here are some points from Gio Bernard and he's gone
got a new job aaaaand i'm furloughed
GTA Online! Aaand it's gone
SAVING CHARACTER ON CLOUD SERVER AAND ITS GONE
We're just going to analyze your dream aaaaaaannnd you love your mother
Facebook asks to add name to conversation AAAND IT'S PUBLIC
Time between jobs to take a 15 minute break??? AAAND IT'S GONE
have small blog fan base AAAnd it's gone
Just restocked trail mix ...and it's gone
I'm gonna go over and talk to Jessica Aaaaaaand she's gone.
new back tyres on your drift car aaaand there gone
Just going to submit my online application now aaaand it's gone
Devins smiling aaaaand it's gone
had a chance with a girl aaaand its gone
Afridi came out to bat  And he's gone...
The meme thread was funny annnnnnnnnnnnd its gone
Finally bought an abaddon Aaand I forgot to train half the skills
wants to play nfsw 2 years later and its gone
WE GOT A BREAK AAAND IT'S GONE!
He's crazy over me AND TREATS ME LIKE A QUEEN.. AAAnd HE'S GONE..
i watch veep aaaand it sucks
k state has a chance to beat ku... aaand it's gone.
has virginity aaand it's gone
A-Rod's Baseball Career AAAND IT'S GONE.
Penguins have a chance to win a game Aaaand It's gone.
Just getting to High school Aaand it's gone
finaly ready to study aaands it's lunch
Hello
Netflix aaand it's 3am
I was gonna do some serious studying  aaaaaaand im drunk
REMEMBER EVERYTHING FOR THE TEST IN THE MORNING AAAANNNDD IT'S GONE..!!
Toronto has a 4 - 1 lead in 3rd period AaaNd they lOst
I had a nice buzz going and then I talked to my girlfriend.. ....aaand it's gone.
My hopes for the Bulls to win..... Aaaaaaand it's gone.
Prime spot in CH.1 Dunbarton Market place aaand MAINTENANCE
just played soccer with mexicans aaannd i'm out of breath
I'll just load this up on my android device aaaaaand it's dead
I dont know what this meme means...
Jerry coming back? aaand i'm drunk
40 hour work week ...aaaand it's gone
Leafs have a 4-1 lead! and it's gone!
The Maple Leafs are moving on to round two aaaaaaaaaaand its gone
Leafs have a 4-1 LEad  AAAAAND Its Gone
Bottle of whiskey for bday AAAAND IT's GONE
Bulls had 1-0 lead  Anddddd it's gone
Looks like you're finally getting firstie privileges and they're gone
1012. gangnam style its the best 1013 aaaand it
lets try not to drink too much aaand werr drukn
debian ACQUIRES RELEVANCY aaaAnd it's GONE
Mom gave me my allowance and its gone
you have 2000 riot points aaand it's gone
Just created an account aannd im at -1 comment karma
TORRES SHOOTS AAAnd IT'S A COUNTER ATTACK GOAL TO BASEL
LEafs take the lead in their first playoff game in 9 years aaaannd it's gone
a whole day to study on adderall aaaaaand it's gone
Cute girl suggests I move to her city Aaaaaand I'm daydreaming
i'm gona post a good post  aaaand its been reposted over 9999 times
go to pick nylo up where we left him aaaand he's gone
lets just deposit this check into a savings account... AAAAAND ITS GONE
Wild type had some great catalytic function lets check the mut AAAAAAnd its gone
Just spent two hours cleaning my grill aaaaand it's filthy again
I was just minding my own business wearing a red shirt and black hoodie aaaaaaand im a suspect
looked at arab actor thrown out of saudi festival for being hot aaaaaand i'm gay
original post concerning dlc aaand now we're talking about  used cars
The Lakers make the NBA Playoffs Aaand They're Gone!
Time to finally hear this new single aaaand it's rick astley
Psy made a new record aaaaaaand it's gone
sooo many crits in shop aaand they're gone
heres some human rights aaand there gone!
I asked my girlfriend for a blow job aaaaand she's gone
Got a hot girldriends AAAAAAnd she's gone
i got that coke you wanted aaaand its gone
Learned months of material for finals aaaand it's gone
Signing up for this class aand its full
I had a thought about that kim dude an its gone
Alright she's finally single again... AAaand she's taken
Wins contest for free video game aaand it's pong
'I'm only going to stay for a few minutes' aaand it's dawn
this easter chocolate looks fantastic and its gone.
put M&Ms on the counter AAAAAAAND they're gone
I finally get to go home for break AANND I'm BOREd
Just going to play some Bioshock: infinite before bed annnd i'm late for work
I have plenty of respect for you aaaand it's gone
It's warm and sunny outside
so you found molly AAAAnd She's gone
Thinks he has right answer on test aaand it's wrong
5 dite pushime  aaaaand they're gone
Not even 9am on dia 2k13 aaaaaannd im gone
Oh
finally no team fights aand they're gone
You Put your faith in man Aaand it's gone.
come back from lunch aaand we're two down
billions in Sandy Aid sequestered.... ....aaaand it's gone!
i think I got motivation for school aaand it's gone
LOOKS LIKE UNC HAS A GOOD CHANCE TO WIN TONIGHT AAAND IT's GONE
Started Having some reSpeCt fOr you Aaaand it's gone
Shower ideas and they're gone
CANBERRA START THERE 2013 NRL SEASON ANNNNNND
bit of a sore throat aaannd im COMPLETELY sick
I'm just gonna have one thinmint Aaaaand they're gone
Lupul's finally back and playing we.... Aand he's gone
Checking in on post aaaaaan it's gone
mouse-over to 'like' a fb page  aand its gone
new piston rings and they're gone
Pocketfull of money aaannd it's gone
presented a logical counterpoint to encourage discussion AAAAAND I'm banned
Bestanden op de usb-stick aaaand it's gone
Gibbs is back aaand he's gone
Ждешь ответа  и... его нет
here's the Longest week ever aaaaannnnndddddd
Liverpool have the ball... GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Finally a weekend of not handling claims from airhelp aaaaaaand it's gone
Freedom  Aaand it's gone
Spring break has just started aaand it's gone
Was Issued A School Bus License... And
Three hours to play some cod before work aaaand it's gone
Brand new box of oreo fudge creams aaaaand it's gone
free icecream aaaaand its gone
Game of thrones introduces a new character aaaaand they're dead
My moTivation to keep doing this Aaaannnndddd it's gone
oh
improving 
Ask alfred a question aaaaaaand he's gone
jimmy savile is taking ur virginity aand it's gone !
just got off con pro aaaand your back on
6 million Jews annnnnd their gone
6 million jews aaaannnnddd their gone
the sequester actually cut spending aaand it's gone
AT LEAST WE HAVE SUAREZ AAAAAAAND HIS GONE
Wrażenie
i got feelings for you! aaaand it's gone
got inspiration to study aaand its gone
This picture is really funny
i'll try to solve math problem before the professor aaand i'm wrong
no my eyes look fine aaaaaaaaaand they're red
Staying off socail media to get rid of slavery annnnnnnnndd its gone
it's my birthday Aaaaaand it's gone
I bought a box of Thin mints aaaand it's gone
dude
Just gonna trim my beard a bit Aaaand it's gone
THERE IS SNOW IN TUCSON AAAAND It's Gone
Charged the battery all night Aaaannnnddd it's gone.
oh a new member aaaaaannnd its a troll
Mid winter break just started aaand its gone
I'll just play one game of isaac before bed aaaaaand it's morning.
I'll skip training today Aaaand its been three years
NEW MEME MAKING APP AAAAAAAAAND IT CRASHED
First clear thought in weeks aaand it's gone
Start eating one chip  ..... And theY're gone
STARTS TO SNOW IN SCOTTSDA... AAANNNNDD IT'S GONE
Bought a 1/8 from my dealer aaand it's gone
BAYERN MUNICH NO GOALS CONCEDED  AND IT'S GONE
Its finally weekend! aaaand its monday
WoT Test server aaaan it's gone
We have your parcel Aaaand it's gonE
Comic-Con tickets go on sale aaand they're gone
100 years of freedom and democracy aand its gone
buys weed  .......aand it's gone
HARLEM SHAKE AAAAAAAAAND WE'RE DONE
Posted my d3 auctions and its gone
Harlem Shake is cool aaaand it's not
Says there's a cruve.   half the class drops aaaaand its gone
Arsenals Last Chance of silverware this season aaaaaaaaaaaand its gone
Took my girl out for valentines day annnnnnnd i'm broke
going to techturn with hops of intelligence  aaaaaaannnnnnddddd its gone
Your crush is online aaaand he's gone
UK is finally ranked again aaaand it's gone
i finally finished all math excercises aaand its wrong
Giving up masturbating for lent  aaaand I failed.
I'll just unplug my charger aaand it's dead
ask a friend to saves you on a cigarette blink for a microsecond   AAAAAND its gone
GET'S GIRLGRIEND ANNND SHE'S GONE
Mackelmore haS 20$ in his pocket AAanD it's gone
so hungover
Parents  being you a box of Cheese-its aaaannnddd they're gone
killstreak aaaaand it's gone
Kim kardaShian got  married Aaannd they're divorced
Cute for valentine's day aaaand it's gone
Her love for Gatsby starts to redevelop  aaaaaaaand it’s gone
gaviscon aaand its gone
Had hoPes of having a valentine this year  AAand its gone
BOWL OF CANDY AAAAAAND IT'A GONE!
banks with NORTHERN rock aand i'ts gone
banks with northern rock aand it's gone
buys kinder egg aand it's gone
Had some new home listings come up Aaand they're gone
FINALLY GOT TO WATCH TWILIGHT AAAND IT SUCKED
starts talking to a hot girl aaand she's gone
post a message on animeron? aaand it's gone
I had the urge to do my homework Aaaaaand it's gone
won 1000 dollar  aand it's gone
opened a pack of gum and its gone
I got my taxes back today And it's gone
Westbound I-94 has been reopened And it's closed
Masashi says brb Annnnd he's gone
memphis has a chance at a championship aaaaaand its gone
BONER BONER BONER BOn AAANND IT's GONE
YOU HAD YOUR TITLE FOR OVER A YEAR AAAAAND IT'S GONE
found an AK47 aaand it's gone
no worries
the canucks have the lead aaaaaaand its gone
saw my bed for 5 seconds and i was gone
Searched my symptoms on web m.d Aaaannd I'm dying
Tarasenko starts his NHL career aaaand he leads the league in scoring
just got salary! aaand its gone
WAITS TILL MAriage to first have sex... aaaaand she's gone.
I got your weed aand it's gone
Just going to log you onto the server Annnnndd... It's down
ATL HAS THE LEAD AND IT'S GONE
aand its green!
Definite chance of european cup quarter final... ...aaand it's gone.
Welding consistently on an esab aaand it's gone
Alrighty
Oboes are playing in tune aaaaaaaaaaaaand its gone
black family buying groceries aaaaaaand its foodstamps
NOtre Dame has Bandwagon Fans aand their gone
Yes weekend *knipperT* Aaaaand its gone.
I have some self esTeem Aaaand it's gone
VAcations aaand they're gone
I HAD AN IDEA FOR THIS MEME AAAAAAAND ITS GONE
Mess with your girlfriend about marriage aaaannddd she's gone
Isn't this oregon sun wonderful? aaand it's gone
great idea for a meme aaand its gone
I just drove by hooters ANd it's gone
Redskins have a franchise qb aaand hes gone
Finally found motivation to start studying aaand it's gone
good intentions aaaaand they're gone
10 hours of music on spotify aaand its gone
Bengals are in the playoffs!!! aaaand...now they aren't
MITROGLOU AAND IT'S GOAL!
NASRI FINALLY STARTS A GAME AaaaND HE'S SENT OFF
summer break is finally here aaand its gone
christmas is finally here! aaaand its gone
He isn't that alan vial in his corolla? AAAAND HE'S GONE
Ok
ooh maybe i got a text fr aaand it's mom
Drawing something in Directx and it's gone
THEY SAID WE GONNA HAVE AN HURRICANE ....AND IT'S GONE
just got my paycheck aaand it's gone
Left my facebook on aaand i'm chris
I've got so much family anxiety from Christmas AAaand it's gone
The mayan apocalypse aaand its gone
I HAD A RING IN MY FINGER AAND IT'S GONE
JUST LEFT THE HOUSE AND MY WEED UNATTENDED  ANNNNND IT'S GONE!!!!
Brandon being an ass and thinking hes right aaaaaannndd its gone
26 kids go to sandy hook elementary aaand their gone
blake fry goes out to bat at number 10 and he's out
CLASSROOM FULL OF KIDS AND THEY'RE GONE!
LEFT MY BIKE OUTSIDE THE CO-OP AAAAANNNNND IT'S GONE.
Website working aaaaand it's gone
2012 2012 2012 and its gone
People thought the world was safe from the mayan apocalypse aaand it's gone
21-12-2012  aaaand it's gone
Had some 2nd amendment rights aaannnddd they're gone
Motivation aaaand it's gone..
12.12.12 12:12:12 AAAAAND IT'S GONE
TODAY IS PACQUIAO VS MARQUEZ 4 AAAAND IT'S DONE
another birthday aaaaand its gone
suddenly a free l'annee box aaaaaand it's gone
It's 2012.12.12. 12:12:12 AAAaNd it's Gone
i'll just drop the price of chicken aand it's gone
GET THE LEAD IN FIFA AND IT'S GONE
Went out grocery shopping aaaand it's beer
You Didn't Read The Word Of God To Save Your Soul AAAAND IT'S Gone
no no dont go aaannd your gone
aaaannd i'm done
you just got a killing spree aaannd it's gone
EA SERVERS UP AAAAND ITS GONE
Christmas shopping done aaannd i'm broke
FULL BOTTLE OF WINE AND IT'S GONE.
Sudden motivation to work Aaaand it's gone
had all the motivation to swim 8 events this weekend aand now its gone
i have all this motivation to study for finals aaaaaaand it's gone
We Finally have snow aaaaand it's gone
studied ex.phil aaaaand its gone
all-nighter in progress
ada niat belajar aaaand it's gone
you got your virginity aaaaand its gone
CRUSH IS ONLINE AAAAND SHE'S GONE
people at party find out you have weed  aaand its gone
Gorgeous girl started texting me Aaand SHES GONE !!
half human half unbeatable entity that can demolish planets...gets hit once in the stomach and it's gohan
dulce the perfect girl for me aaaand it's gone
I had a scolarship aaaand it's gone
Texas has a chance to win the big 12 aaaaaaaand its gone
Max Ammo! and it's gone
united losing aaand they comeback
REAL MADRID HAVE THE BALL AAAAAAAND IT'S OFFSIDE number 56232345
Just got my financial aiD cHEck Aaand it's gone
I GOT 20 $  AAAAND ITS GONE
i see your order for the NExus 4 aaaannnd it's gone
So we'll just set you up with some internet aaaaand it's gone
Israel/Hamas Sign Ceasefire Aaand Syria back in the news!
gaza and syria have a cease fire aaaaand its gone
Chelsea hire Benitez as manager aaaaand he's fired
Things in Poland aaand it'S gone
Tv's on sale at door buster pri... AAAnd it's gone
United is down by two.. And.....they're leading.
goes on youtube to watch the creatures aaaaannnnd its gone
WENT TO GET SNIPER  AAAAAND IT'S GONE
got a taco aaand it's gone
OMG WHERE THE HELL IS MY RED PEN
Marlins aquire  top names to win the world series AAnd their gone
Les traigo noticias de la jefa No hay aumento
Had respect for Romney AAAnd It's gone
You've got a 3.68 gpa... aaand it's gone
Post something on nad's wall aaaand it's gone.
SAW SOMEONE ONLINE  AAAANNNNNNDDDDD THERE GONE
Winter storm athena dumps snow on northeast aaand it's gone
Great idea aaand it's gone
i had a last shred of dignity aaaaaand it's gone
The chiefs have the lead AAAAAAAAAAAAAAnd it's gone
pants are on
full recess  and its gone
i SEE YOU'RE TRYING TO RECORD A MIX
Faith in humanity before reading Youtube comments and it's gone
this just in terry hit the ball on the run
ROMNEY HAS MORE VOTES AND IT'S GONE
steini starts with positive score and it's gone
i feeling in love... ...aaand it's gone
visi was your friend aaaaaaaaaaaaaand its gone
Turn on the oxygen at 5:30 on a Friday... ...annnnnd it's gone.
Lets go to the pool
finally got the lead in mw3 aaaand it's gone
mendon has a perfect record aaand its gone
Mendon has a perfect record aaand its gone
After the first debate
Favourite Charakter on the walking dead aaaaaand its gone
The HOlidays is here aaaand it's gone
BOUGHT CHEESE FOR INNOVATTIC AAAAND ITS GONE..
kris is having his second drink aaand he's gone
push to fart aaaaaand it's shit
chris comes home  annd hes gone
Moved to redding with hope of new life Aaaaaaand it's gone
I had some candy aaaaaand it's gone
It looks like there is one spot left in your pacs class aaaaand it's done
I made you a new admin badge Aaaaaand its gone
the game started aaaand romo throws a pick
AAAAAND IT'S GONE
You had swag aand now you dont
nice weather in melbourne aaaand it's gone
Just got your hearing back.... AAAAAAANd its gone!
Makaveli have fans AND IS GONE!!
aoeo server are working and it's gone
tried to register www.horsesandbayonets.com aaand it's gone
HERE'S A CHANCE FOR OBAMA TO KEEP HIS PROMISES aaand... its gone
I've just finished to watch a Youtube video and Flash Player crash
I've just finished to watch a Youtube Video AAANd Flash Player CRASH
I had pro for a month aaaaand it's gone
tyrosine kinase proteins!  AAAAANd its gone
brings gum to school aaand it's gone
I'm talking to her aaannd she's gone
got the urge to lay off pot for awhile aaaand it's gone
Geno smith heISman winner AAND it's gone
you have Motivation to study aaaand it's gone
fall break is finally here aaaaaand its gone
fall break is finally here aaaaaand its gone
Planetside 2 servers are up aaaand they're down again
get this trick down when no one looks and it's gone
open wallet in hood and it's gone
I have No idea what you are talking about there are no binders here
CHARGERS LEADING IN THE 4TH AAND IT'S GONE.
Yes
I'll just watch one youtube video aaand it's 6 hours later
Germany with the lead AAAAND it's gone
Changed usd to bitcoin aaand it's gone
I have a lot empathy for amanda todd AAand it's gone
i have a lot of sympathy for amanda todd aaand it's gone
BLACK DUDE RUNS OUT IN THE NIGHT AND HE'S GONE
15 killstreak and it&#180;s gone
Leitrim with the chance of an All-Ireland Aand it's gone
13:45 pm:exited
aSHLEY HAD PATIENCE AAAAAAAAND IT'S GONE
ARRIVING AT JENNIFERS HOUSE AAAAAAAND I'M GONE
LEAVE MY FACEBOOK LOGGED IN AAANNDDD I LOVE SOMEONE
THEY SAY THAT JEPPE SMELLS yOU DONT SAY!!!!
The Giants became the first team in Major League Baseball history to wipe out a two-game deficit in a best-of-five series by winning three straight on the road. aaaaaand the bandwagon fans are back
Just Got paid Aaaand it's gone...
Danny's last day AAAANNND He's gone
I finally remember something from going to school! Aaand its gone.
Saying JJ 'swat was cool aaaand its gone
GOT A KILLSTREAK IN CALL OF DUTY  aaand its gone
bUILT A MANSION ON MINECRaft
somebody's calling me aaaaaand it's mom
JUST WON $200 ON THE POKIES AAND IT'S GONE..
THERE'S USAIN AAAAAND HE'S GONE
Nicole and aoife were in Ckss aaaaaand they're gone
tell a girl she's pretty aaaand she's gone
LABOR'S VOTE IMPROVES IN LAST NEWSPOLL AAAAND ITS GONE
tells me he's just gonna play for a few minutes aaaand he's gone
Streams back up aaand its gone
Alright president obama
Finally I have wifi AaaaaNd it's gone
YOU DID THE WORKSHEET? LET ME JUS- AND IT'S GONE
EA SERVERS ARE BACK ON! AAAAANNNNNND THERE OFF!
GETTING A GREAT IDEA FOR A GAG AAAAAAND IT'S GONE
dzeko has the ball aaand he's offside
1 Friend online Aaannd he's gone
milan has the ball aaand inter takes it again
mff has has good player  aaand hes gone
The power came back on Aaand it's gone
Mine for 3 hours
didn't tag phone with belon.gs aaaaand it's gone
Chiefs have the lead aaand its gone
Thought of an awesome comeback for an insult aaannd he's gone
seba has the ball aaand it's gone
hawthorn nearly had it  AAAND ITS GONE
I oPEN MY UMBRELLA IN HOLLAND  AAAAND IT'S GONE
i had rights before obama and they're gone
Finally weeke.. aaaaaand it's gone
The replacement refs aRe goinG going Aand there gone!
finally found the girl  i want to marry aaand she is a pornstar
Cisco finally connects aaaaaand it's gone
OSU has a chance to go to the national championship aaaaaand it's gone
stop and chat with a chick i went to high school with aaand she's a stripper
got a date aaaaaand its gone
I left my bike outside lastnight aaaand its gone
we just started a relationship aaaand she's gone
Watching Key & Peele Aaaaaand the humor is gone
PUTITA
had faith the NFL would do the right thing aaaand its gone
ChivaS had the lead AaaaNd it's gone
Just got ubc secure connection annnnnd its gone
got a chance at btz aaaaaannd its gone
Packers won!!! AAAAND IT's gone
2012 season: exhaust blown difuser aaand its gone
The fifa 13 web app is up aaand its gone
LEFT TURN TRAFFIC SIGNAL TURNS GREEN AAAND IT'S GONE
ABILITY TO LEAVE NEGATIVE COMMENTS ON A SHIT YOUTUBE VIDEO AAAAAND IT'S GONE
hey the world trade center aaand it's gone
Torres had some form AAAND ITS GONE
EESS
Your using Ios6 maps aaaand your lost
There is your attention span aaaaaaannnnd it's gone
MANCHESTER GOT A PANALTY ANNDDD IS GONE.
WEB APP IS UP AAAAND IT'S GONE
Pulls out deoderant after pe aaand it's gone
80 degrees and sunny aaand winter
wEB app was up aaand its gone
Aaand it's dawn
LET'S CHECK TUMBLR BEFORE STUDYING AAAND IT'S 1AM
Let me sleep for five more minutes aaaand it's gone
Goulds on Topic  AAAAND IT'S GONE
opened youtube Aaaand its gone
POST STUPID SONG ON FACEBOOK AAAND UNFRIEND
USA had an embassy in lybia aaaand it's gone
Baby fell asleep aaand now he's awake
MUM GIVES DAD A BEER ANNNNNNNNNNNND IT'S GONE
Finally got it up AAAnd it's gone
Tiger band has a new touchdown song aaand It's gone
Meets a pretty girl on subway aaaand fall in love
I HAVE MONEY WHEN IM OUT WITH MY FRIENDS AAAAND ITS GONE
GREAT IDEA FOR MEME AAND IT'S GONE...
We had an Embassy in Egypt aaaand it's gone
We had an embassy in libya aaand it's gone
goes to google something aaaand it's gone
YOU GOT AND NOW IT'S GONE
Weekend's finally here! aaaaand it's gone
Stay 2 or 3 hours with Tatiana aaaaaaand its gone
Puts name on food in dayroom fridge AAAAAAND ITS GONE
I HAD A RIDE HOME A-AND IT'S GONE!
RAHUL GOES TO GET A TISSUE ANNNND HE'S GONE
Sure
I just got married AAAAAANd i'm divorced
Zebra Stripes gum tastes great! aaand it's gone.
The Jaguars are Winning aaand it's gone
Found the perfect girl. beautiful
Vikings season started Aaand it's done
po flisja me alden aaaand she's gooone
ENTER IN A DOTA ARG map AAAAAND they kick me cuz I'M URUGUAyAN
Ragnaros Mount Normal Mode AAAAAAND It's Gone
Top lane doesn't feed but has a plus score Aand its gone
internet finally starts working AAAnd it's gone
I have tons of money now from working all summer aaand i's gone
mk have a gf now aaand she's gine
I have an LCM Aaand it's gone
Held a fart in doing deadlifts aaaand it's gone
Dropped shackle pin aand it's gone
WHAT YOUR PREGNET WITH ME OH YEAH I WAS DRUNCJ
GOT A GREAT FEELING ABOUT STARTING SCHOOL
i meet a cute girl aaand she's a leftist
summer aaand it's gone
NEK MINUTE .....
RVP has a chip AAAnd it's gone
Waiting for the weekend aaand It's gone
Hey It's flash! aaand he's gone
Pay day monies!!! AAnd it's gone
Obama is doing an ama aand he's gone!
Wow
married on facebook aaand it's gone!
OH SHIT MY WIFE'S DEAD
Iceland builds new bank aaaaaaannndddd its gone
lots of good memes in a row  aand it's gone
barack obama on reddit Aaaand it's gone
You leave your Ben&jerrys at your friends house aaaaaaand its gone
YOUR A VIRGIN... AND ... IT'S GONE
LEFT MY FACEBOOK OPEN AT MY FRIENDS HOUSE AAAAAND I'M GAY
GUY takes a crack at cocaine aaaand he's dead
T.o. signed with the seahawks aannd he's gone
Takes out phone in class aaaaand its gone
Reading had a lead over chelsea Aaaaaaaaaaand it's gone
Everyting on store is 95% off Aand it's gone
See a spider on your bed
godzilla arrives in tokyo aaaand it's gone
End of Evangelion has a Live action Segment with seizure scenes
see a girl either
Went to check schedule on infinite campus aaand it's gone
hoping for my day off  and its gone
Redaing had a lead over Chelsea Aaaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone
Antwuan Dixon got released from prison aand hes back in
Didnt back up data on Gears 3 Aaaaaand it's gone
i have pizza  aaaaand its gone
It's 11:11 aand it's gone
VALDES has the ball aand it's a goal
yOU'VE AVOIDED IT FOR A WHILE AAAND IT'S TIMELINE
HEY CHRISTMAS AAAAND IT'S GONE
Got a new box of zebra cakes AAAAAnd It's Gone
Going outside @ 104 Degrees AAAaand im sweatin'
just fed my raptor annnnd im gone
I gathered a lot of motivation and energy during the summer aaaand it's gone
sees mullet in college wearing black.. again
Talking to my boyfriend before bed Annnnnd he's gone
AaaNNND it's gone
ENJOYING THE LONG WEEKEND AAAANNDD IT'S GONE
Avengers blooper reel on YouTube  AaaAn it's gone
you've become pregnant? let me just.... ....aaannd its gone
i had some gum aaaand its gone
1 Bar internet aaand it's gone
Just got 100% power on iphone aaand it's gone
WHEN YOU HAVE THAT AMAZING DREAM WHEN U HAVE THOSE THINGS U WANT AAND IT'S GONE!
summer is here AAAND ITS GONE
arsenal on top of the table aaand the league starts
Have and idea for a post aaaand someone did it
I feel like studying aaand it's gone
MvM servers are up Aaand it's gone
ayer fue quincena and it's gone
page posts something offensive aaand it's gone
Rossview starts out with a winning season aaand it's gone
I'M ON CREATION CHAT AAAAAND I'M BANNED
Everyone is excited to see Chad Johnson on Hard Knocks Aand it's gone
last day of summer is here aaaand its gone
meme on front page aaand it's gone
just started an 8 seasons series  aaaand i'm done
Just bought a case of beer and it's gone
Olympic games make me feel like a proud canadian aaand it's gone
ok just gonna make billions of dollars in bad investments aaaand it's gone
INSTANT PS2 BETA ACCESS KEYS ANNNNND THEY'RE GONE
Left my Facebook open on the work computer Aaand I'm gay
sunny in england aaand it's gone
hope in humanity aaand it's gone
Watching Men's     olympic diving aaaaand I'm gay
a new eventwarp has been created!! and its full
open Trade window Aand-ItS-Gone
Obama invests money on solar energy aAAAnd it's gone
Ryan MaThews has a chance at a full season this year AaaanD
china has the lead in the olympics aaaaand it's gone
Got in to stress test aand it's gone
Ready
Everyone is so excited to go to school and see people aand it's gone
Your company was bought by bain aaaand it's gone
So your gonna charge these people 2
I GOT EXCITED AND IT'S GONE
finds page in slender aaand it's gone
Talking with elsa & rozafa aaaaand they re gone
build up self confidence aaand it's gone
JUST CLICK THE ITEM AAAND IT'S GONE
oh look the sun aaaaand it's gone
friendship with marissa and kevin aaaaand it's gone
level 75 runescape character AAAND IT'S GONE
Just built something amazing in minecraft aaand it's gone
Plays minecraft for free aaand it's gone
you built a lead in a race with ussain bolt aand it's gone
$150 for Fantasy Footbal aaaand it's gone
icecreampizza is back on the blog aaaand she's gone again
We have a chance to win LOL (kohle joins) aaaaaand its gone!!!!
best friend gets a girlfriend  aaaand he's gone
uploads youtube video
Just gonna leave my facebook open here aaand i'm gay
it's saturday aaaAnd it's gone
i give a shit aaaand it's gone
Found cold spot on my pillow Aaand it's gone
I'M onLy gay on the internet.
Carrying in League of Legends aaaaaand we lost
Oh look a popular post link on reddit aaand it's down
Bought 50 shades of grey
YOUR VIRGINITY ANNNND IT's GONE
after that coffee i got strengh to work and its gone
Lithuania has accuracy AAAND it's GONE       IT's all gone
Green traffic light aaaand it's gone
Nigeria has the ball aaand it's gone
A.J Burnett Has A No-hitter Through 7  ...ANNDD IT's GONE!
saw world trade center aaaand its gone
i just got my paycheck aaand it's gone
I'll only love you  aaaaaaaand it's gone
Oh you guys broke up? aaand shes mine
gets DQ in the mile  aand its gone
Channel reaches 250k subscribers aaaaaand its gone
Perfect relationship aaand it's gone
Had ambition to quit smoking aaand it's gone
have ambition to quit smokign Aaaand it's gone
poland volleyball team went to the olympics aaaaaand it's gone!
Looking for red crayon aand its brown..
Drops pen in classroom aaaaaand its gone
sudden motivation to do my thesis Aaand it's gone
bought hot rods on friday aaand they're gone
have a raging boner aaaaaand it's gone
Sure you can admin my page aaand it's gone
I had a social life Aaaaand it's gone
Summer in germany aaand it's gone
make plans with flakey friend aand i'm ditched
BAM!!!!! annnd the dirt is gone
TIGERS FIRST PLACE LEAD AAND IT'S GONE
GOING ON A NIGHT OUT WITH DIGNITY AAAND IT'S GONE
plenty of time to study... aanndd its gone
Jeremy lin in the new york knicks and he's gone
100 Elo won today aaaand it's gone!
ENTIRE WEEKEND TO DO HOMEWORK AAAANNNDDD IT'S GONE
a single girl found in delft aaand it's gone
the realkiki had a new tumblr aaaaannd it&#180;s gone
board as shit aand im high
Favorite Band shares new Song on Youtube aaaaaaaand it's gone
about to play a game of league of legends aanndd its gone
3AAAD KONT KANAKEL AAAND IT'S GONE !
IN OTHER NEWS
Motivation to stop stalking on facebook aaand it's gone
that's your final answer? aaand it's wrong
Been waiting for final fantasy vsxiii? Aand iTs gone
Opening a nestea peach aaand it's gone
Bought an ounce aaaand its gone
SUMMER JUST STARTED aand its gone
Took Love for Granted AAAnd now its Gone
REMOVED THE RUBBER BAND FROM MY CALIPER. AAAND IT'S GONE.
Watching viacom channels  AAAAND it's gone
I have money aaaand it's gone
got a killsterak in call of duty aaand it's gone
bought a quarter of weed 1 hour ago aaaaaaand it's gone
...WHILE DRIVING ON MOTORWAY
Ah
Found Wally Aaand he's gone
Dieted for 4 months to get a six pack for lads holiday aaaand it's gone!
posts on fc site annnnnddd it's gone
here's the weekend aaaaaaand its gone
my virginity aaand it's gone... not!
Sunny day in the netherlands aaaaand it's gone
MONEY IN BANK ACCOUNT AAAAAAND IT's gone
SKIPPY THE STONE SKIPPER IS WORKING ...AAAND IT BROKE
Last nights memories... aaand its gone
got chocolate as a present aaand its gone
finally an erection aaaand its gone
Yay finally pay's in! Aaand it's gone
saving up money for new guitar Aaand it's gone
MOTIVATION TO WORK ON mpn's and CPID aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone
a hit that's not a credit or dating site scam aaand it's gone
just bought new cigarettes aaand it's gone
ONE day i was talking with my gf that you sold your house for 30k. AAAAND She`s Gone.
Just Bought Chewing Gum Aand Its gone
registered domain on moniker aaand it's gone
fLUSHING THE TOILET AaND IT&#180;S GONE
brings a pack of 40 timbits to class aaaand its gone.....
GAVE BLOW TO HOT CHICK TO DO BUMP IN BATHROOM AAAND IT'S GONE
Well Mr.Wenger we'll sign van persie for ya aaaand He's gone
Independant health insurence for the USA aaanndd it's gone
finally got an erection aand it’s gone
GIVING A DAMN ABOUT WHAT PEOPLE COMMENT aaaand its gone
I once had a morning aaand it's gone
here's your chance to earn a moab aaaaaaaand it's gone!
Bought a new pack of sweet to class Aaaand
9gag Alexa Traffic Rank aaaaaand it's gone
ALright nash will be heading to the knicks aaaaaaaannndd its gone!
a movie with sean bean aaaaand he's dead
I wAs SleePing AAAAAAND IT's gone
IP boost and its gone
i'm in a good mood today aaaaand it's gone
a bottle of vodka aaaaaaand it's gone
The hope for pretty girls this semester... AAAND IT&#180;S GOne
was a virgin Aaand it's gone!
Have favorite Game of thrones character AAAand their gone
MIND_VIRUS CREATES A NEW ACCOUNT AAAAND IT'S GONE
bright idea aaand its gone
had a life aaaand its gone
Asks FOR A SLICE OF YOUR BACON AAAND IT'S GONE
FOUND THE MEANING OF LIFE AAAND IT'S GONE
#yo soy 132 aand it's gone
have finally beer aaaaaand it's gone
Calls in care package aaand it's gone
Imagine A World Without Justin Bieber
IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT JUSTIN BIEBER
Cocaine
NOBODY CARES
IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE SHABBIRV'S MEME COUNT IS 0
THE END OF THE WORLD IS ALL IN YOUR IMGINATION
CRACK
simcity really works with the help of imagination
imagination 10% mind 90% lsd
YOU SAW NOTHING
YOUR PROBLEMS  NOBODY CARES
This is how The economy works!
memegenerator.net without pointless memes
haha         fuck you
imagine a world without POLITICIANS
out of weed?  use imagination!
You Got All Your Guns On Black Ops 2 Diamond? Nobody Cares
Guess how babies are born Magic
Imagine a world where you are a cool 20 year old
GOT 30 LIKES? NOBODY CARES
nobody cares
Its not being gay its being fabulous!!
the awesome moment when you read your first meme
I AM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW
Hey Kids! Why don't come with me and use your imagination :)
imagine a world without speed limits
you too can shoot rainbows out of your hands with imagination! but you also have to be super high
I have a life Your argument is invalid
EVERYBODY CARES
NOBODY CARES
imagine a world without 9gag
smoke weed everyday
imagine if women had to beg men for sex
I THINK I AM HIGH  I SEE RAINBOWS
ACID TRIP?  I DUNNO. I'M ON ACID.
Summer's eve Clean as a whistle
SUNSHINE LOLLIPOPS AND RAINBOWS EVERYWHERE
YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE CONDOMS
Use Your Imagination To Create A Better America
I Love  Double  rainbow
democracy
Imagine a world without wrestling
guess what i dont care !
don't go to uganda
SWAG SECRETLY WE ARE GAY
FUUUUUUCK YOU
GANGNAM STYLE NO ONE GIVES A SHIT
bow.. rainnnn
IMAGINE A PVP  WITH FULL OF UBERS
yo girl aint real
WIth a  lot of lsd
jimmy kimmel face motherfucker
IMAGINE A WORLD  Without MILEY CYRUS
Imagine a world where anime characters are living organisms
you're not funny
i don't care who dies in game of thrones
Michael likes men
Sees a pretty box i can put my weed in it
Imagine a world without racism You can only imagine
FANFICTION
new video released on movies4u no one cares
Some Day There will be no pain!
aspartate-argininosuccinate shunt The linkage of the citric acid and urea cycles
I'VE GOT AN IDEA LET'S ALL SIT AROUND AND FONDLE MY NIPPLES
i want to hurt you so bad  so i will ripen our grapes
Imagine a world Without Britney spears
use your imaggination and we can be together alex
GUESS WHAT  I DON'T GIVE A SHIT
4chan
there are no bad days. only best day evers!!!
I have a huge surprise for you i don't care if you hate me
'How do you have a boyfriend?' 'imagination'
imagine a world without republicans
be kind  to one another
gay
Suuuuuuuuccckkkss
imagine a world where no one was bullied
TOMORROW WE get the party started!
No one cares
your girl aint real
GAY
this coke is sending  me mad
Intelligent Design
Homeschooling
cocaine IS A hell of a drug
Nobody cares
how to spot a hippy: RAINBOWS
imagine a world without niggers
Imagine If everyone washed their hands
Do you know what it is called when your high school crush likes you back? imagination
imagine a world without shirtcocking
imagine a world without zuma
Medication
when i finally understood math... it was magic!
guess what. nobody cares
hey kids wanna buy some lsd?
this is what happens when you take meth
we don't give  TWOsh!ts
The Second Shift
piscalgrad
O my god nobody cares
how you look making gay memes about one another
IMAGINe if every day was friday
Weed  Its amazing
Spongebob visits south central....
imagine a world where people just play 40k for fun
Imagination somethig better than chocolate?
linkin park touring india in my imagination
heap doesn't exist
it is so easy to stay in the sunlight of the spirit
Going to stab you in the ass with 2 knifes
Thats Awkward Really awkward
SOINI KETAAN EI KINOST
I COULD IMAGINE MY BEHAVIOUR ON THE HARBOR MASTER FOR GHALIS PROMOTIONS CRUISE
Communism
imagination it's like taking lsd
IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE NO ONE CARES ABOOUT YOUR NO GOOD EX 'DAVE'
IMAGINE A WORLD WHERE NO ONE CARES WHAT YOU POST ON FACEBOOK
michael
kasinungalingan
JO MAMA
Mau tandatangan di buku perkenalan penuh.? Tulis bae dewek
ERES UN .. HIJO DE PUTA JAJA
Team Akk
HAH VAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
SANDY SAYS THAT I SHOULD REGULARLY USE MY IMAGINATION!
You can make a 100B bonk if you just have imagination
duit lo ilang MASA BODO !
Как так может быть что товара нет на ?кладе? М?ГИЯ
HUGHJACKMAN DAH BERSARA . FAHAM ??
Ich sag nur eins Langweilig
OOooooooooh... Mille merci mon brave !
que bueno q estas BIEEEEEEEEEN
I CAN CREATE RAINBOWS UNDERWATER FUCK LOGIC
Imagine  that the store & dept weren't women dominated
DROGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
imagine a world without me
going to the park. meet me in the bathroom
imagine a world without this meme
We're working on the server if you use imagination
SIGAM! @DERP_TROL! VCS N V&#195;O SE ARREPENDER! L&#193; TEM JOGOS
Ateh Batak
B O O T Y
IMAGINe a world where Sony actually localizes vn's into english
IMAGINATION
ps1 - xbox 1 PS1 IS STILL   BETTER
I LOVE WEED
imagine summer vacation
WHAT DO YOU CALL A MUSTANG WHO THINKS HE CAN TURN CORNERS SHARPLY IMAGINATION
these colors remind me of this site
imagine My mccta big taught me this!
Aspergers
Imagine Middle School. Lake Party. July 17th 5:30-8:30
am i high???? darn right i am
religion
It's 4PM Let's chat
prosta  linistestete
i ate 3 liquid microdots and tripped balls
Imagine a world with No octavian
Guess what
STUPID PEOPLE
Imagine a world without ALCOHOL
NO ONE CARES
new video released on movies4u no one cares
TAHIR-UL-QADRI.  NOBODY CARES
NO ONE CARES
Wolfenstein 3D What is it thinking
A GIRL WHO LIKES VIDEO GAMES? IMAGINATION
unforeseen circumstances
ALLES MIT VIEL FANTASIE
I'm gong to have a great day at work today Imagination
No Craps... Given
Die 8 Klass schofn es ist und bleibt magie
OH LOOK NO ONE GIVES A SIT
NOBODY  CARES
imagine an english 125 assignment that didn't take 72 hours to complete
imagine a world with no school
sex with seth macfarlane
BEDTIME
I see your  true coloues
HOLA PATRICIO FELIZ  CUMPLEA&#209;OS
IMAGINE A world WITH OUT OBAMA
I'M NOT HIGH!
post your problems on fb. then tell me you dont wanna talk about it?? kill yourself
PROVA A PENSARE A UN MONDO DOVE NON C'&#200; CRIBIORI
imagine a world without school
bullshit!!!!
IDGAF
Hey Ya dont say
LEVI IS ... this gay
itz Fick Moley
God created day and night before he created the sun and earth
all the POSSIBILITY'S  that you wont do
god is imaginary
WHAT YOU SEE  WHEN YOUR HIGH
TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHER F*CKER!
TIME TO KILL OBAMA
I don't give a shit so gtf away patrick
gyuri kurv&#225;ra nem vagy vicces
IMAGINE ALL TEAM EDWARDS GETTING KISSED BY r-PATTZ
guys i just got my first pentakill! Nobody cares
IM ON FAG PATROL
FEEL THE RAINBOW BOOM PREGNANT
FOOD FOOD ANYWHERE
NOBODY CARES
nobody cares
NOBODY... CARES
ARSENAL fans   look at all the TROPHIES we have
NOBODY  CARES
IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT ALL THE RETARDS
you have a facebook account nobody cares
mit nzel? k&#246;cs&#246;g gyerek
shahjahan panhwar
I CAME OUT THE BOX  TODAY
NOBODY CARES
GOODMORNING ANNIE(:
U NO WHAT I DON'T GIVE A CRAP
NOBODY CARES
I smoke chonda err day
Hey look! i found a gay pride poster!
MY BITCHES LESBIANS
fifa sales without chavs
street fighter iv without ken scrubs
ITS A RAINBOW..... ERM
IMAGINE... IF I CARED
imagine!! plane in fsx can explode
SOLO Q
how about we use our imagination and sick a hundred zombies on patrick
RUTH AND ETHAN BUILD A WALL AND GET OVER IT DICKHEADS
IT IS A...... RAINBOW!!!!!!!!!!!
ignore the obvious
welcome nazis and liberals
no

people man your battle stations
nazis and soviets can gather together for world domination with... imagination
PIEMELS
NOBODY CARES
f*** yeah
YOU'RE A FAGGOT
IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT BLOB ALLIANCES
NOBODY  CARES
stop trying to fit in and you'll be happy simple as that
IMAGINE a world without religion
if you shut up there... will be a rainbow  *-*
JUST USE YOUR IMAGENATION
HAPPY NEW YEAR
finish semester project? of course i can do that in two days without sleep!
LAURA PELKMANN RITZT SICH WENN INTERESSIERTS ?
I AIN'T ON  MARIJUANA
NOBODY CAAARES
NO PEDO VER A MI ESPOSA DESNUDA ES TAN ASQUEROSA QUE PUEDO HACER  IMAGINACI&#211;N
imaganation o rly
MY UNIBROW IS COLORFUL
TITE EVERYWHERE IN IMAGINATION!
IMAGINE TUESDAY LOVING BUT ON SUNDAY!
New Year's resolutions? nobody cares
I DON'T CARE!!
NOBODY CARES
NOBODY CARES
The funny thing is this is crystal  meth
PROCRASTONATION!
PROCRASTINATION!!!
you are gay
LETS GO TO CANDY MOUNTAIN
Nobody Cares (other than Trent)  You care
ME VALE  3 HECT&#193;REAS DE VERGA.
imagine all the nations bow down and worship god! how great!
imagine fapping to this
WHITE GIRLS BE LIKE  I USE MY IMAGINATION
make timeline nobody cares
Imagine A World without you!!!
imagine a world with no butthurt
GUESS WHAT? NOBODY CARES
oh well the world's gonna end at least there'll be a rainbow!
Nobody cares about it
Double Fail DUDE!
WHAT DO YOU CALL SOMEONE FROM MELTON WITH A JOB? IMAGINATION
GO AHEAD KILL ME SLENDER NOTHING OVER DOES THE POWER OF UNICORNS
It's ok I too believe everything the news tells me!
Squidworth has a mangina
GUESS WHAT NO ONE CARES
TRIPLE RAMBIO ALL THE WAY  ACROSS THE SKY
ENCUENTRA LA FELICIDAD PERDIDA
NOBODY CARES
HEY SQUIDWARD NOBODY CARES
ik ben godverdomme bezig i don't care
I'M  GAY
MICHAEL VICK DON'T FUNBLES IMAGINATION
?Е ГОТОВЬСЯ К ЕГЭ ВСЕ Р?В?О МЕЧТ?Й О ВЫСОКИХ Б?Л?Х
You bench alot? nobody cares
School thinks that Students will were uniforms in trip
u r single? nobody cares
YOU CAN DO ANYTHING WITH  YOUR AMAGANANASHUN
nobody cares
I HATE  YOUR GUTS
NOBODY CARES
IMAGINATION I DON'T HAVE IT
see this rainbow it's my i don't care if your pregnant rainbow
im so high i can make a rainbow with my hands see!
NOBODY  CARES
SO BASICALLY  THE COSMIC CARAVAN LOOKS LIKE THIS
HAD MILO FOR BREAKFAST  NOBODY CARES
ONE DIRECTION
NOBODY RED MIST
HAS MENTAL PROBLEMS REFUSES TO ADMIT
NO
J'M'EN CALISS
NO ONE CARES
YOU'VE GOT PROBLEMS... NOBODY CARES !
NO ONE LIKES YOU
i'm craving for twinkies  to soon?
Guess what then random just doesn't stop LOLOLOLOL
YOU WILL KNOW IF YOU BELIEVE BUT I DON'T WANT TO BELIVE
NOBODY CARES
ninjas wont attack you when you have imagination...
NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
makes new meme  nobody cares
james desforges is not gay
HELLO SQUIDWARD GET OUT OF MY WAY IM USING MY IMAGINATION
I HAVE RAINBOW POWERS  WHAT NOW !?!?
I LOVE YOU MORE THEN I LOVE CHICKEN :D
WHen rachel Goff starts talking to you
r
ITS ALL ABOUT.... IMAGINATION
imagine a world without matt whipple.
THINK OF A WORLD WITHOUT GAY PEOPLE
I'M AS GAY AS THIS RAINBOW
my monograph is absolutely relevant
NOBODY CARES
I'll COEXIST AS SOON AS you learn to drive!
THERE'S STILL HOPE IN THE ROMNEY CAMP IMAGINATIONNNN
IMAGINE IF JB NEVER EXISTED
IMAGINE A LIFE WITHOUT SLUTS
HOU GO
My hands can make rainbows be jealous
When you recycle Everyone is happy
Image a perfect world With obama and romney in the  white house
NO BODY  CARES
tom invited u to play moon rush i dont give a donkeys shitey ass
IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT SCHOOL WE'D BE RETARDS JUST LIKE U
I HAVE  THREE FINGERS
NOBODY  CARES
IMAGINE  IF JUSTIN BEIBER NEVER EXISTED
imagine the jersey shore underwater
U SEE  HOW I DON'T CARE
SWAG NOTE#1238 WHEN UR... NOBODY CARES
WHAT IF THE WORLD SPREAD PEACE
IF YOU THINK THIS IS GAY
ADMIT IT! YOU TRIED THIS AT LEAST ONCE
IT'S A RAINBOW UNDER THE SEA LOGIC
Imagination is  that white hand on your shoulder
ERES EL MEJOR NOVIO DEL MUNDO
State Important ideas in your own words!
IMAGINE A WORLD WITHOUT THE HUNGER GAMES
IMANGINEARO
Justin bieber's good? its only ur imaaaaagination
imagine a world where chuck norris spawn a millon of chuck norris
this is the feeling i get when i win an arena
NOBODY CARE WHAT JOAQUIN IS TALKING
NOBODY CARES
The jets will beat the patriots if they use imagination
commenting on facebook about presidential debate nobody cares
IT'S  MAGIC
SQUIDWARD... YOU'RE GAY.
Imagine a world Without ghetto language
Asia pacific timezone land of rainbows and unicorns and fairys... and arseholes
congratulation you are gay
WHO NEEDS FRIENDS WHEN WE HAVE OUR IMAGINATION
My hands make rainbows deal with it!
mitt romney can be a good guy with imagination
I CAN SEE A RAINBOW IN MY WEE WEE
FLRC LANES MUST USE IMAGINATION
NOBODY CARES
HAVE SOME LSD THEY SAID YOU'LL FEEL LIKE THIS THEY SAID
This is how much  I hate you
the only way women should leave the kitchen
IMAGINATION RAINBOWS
Nobody cares
Magic happens if you believe
NOBODY CARES
EVERYTHING'S GONNA B FINE!
hey patrick! i farted a rainbow!
NOBODY CARES
TU IMAGINACION! NO TIENES JAJA
IMAGINE AUSTRALIA WITHOUT JEWS AND MUSLIMS
I LOOK LIKE THIS ON FRIDAY SATURDAY AND SUNDAY
SAY NO TO DRUGS
ТИП? СЛИЗОВ У МЕ?Я ВОО Т?КОЕ ВООБР?ЖЕ?ИЕ
Nobody careS
WE CAN LOWER GAS AND ELECTRICITY WITH  IMAGINATION
I DON'T  CARE
courtney and cam n.y.c. awaits you
do i look like i care
WANNA SEE A MAGIC TRICK POOF! WE'RE DATING
SHARING IS CARING
Imagine a world where alex didnt laugh
USE YOUR IMAGINATION YOU DUMB CRAP
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE WITH  COCAIN
J'SUIS AU TOILETTE ON S'EN FOU !
GAY PRIDE HAS TAKEN OVER KIDS CARTOONS!!
PARA MASTURBARSE  SOLO NECESITAS IMAGINACION
IT ALL STARTS WITH  IMAGINATION
YOUR NOW A CUNNNT
Imagine a world without justin bieber or 1d
imagine a world where jonathan calls his sister. magical.
imagine o mundo sem funkeiros
Imagine a world  without twilight books
imagine uver's world tour
imagine that you are dead
Imagine an america where all asian americans voted!!
ERWIN SANTOSO
adam how about we talk about colours of the rainbow. That doesn't include black.
imagine a world with no muslims
You made slender popular? nobody cares
imagine if muslims saw 2 girls 1 cup
imagine a pa program without the negativity!
stacked teams i'm on the good one!
IMAGINE A WORLD without just jake
ERMAHGERD ITS A REENBEUW
IT'S OK TO HAVE AN IMAGIONATION IT JUST HAS TO BE BAD!
THAT FEELING WHEN YOU ENTER TO A STORE  AND THEY PLAY YOUR FAVORITE SONG
OH YOUR ADAM GORDON NO ONE CARES
HOMOSEXUAL
Nem a Griffek győztek Kit rdekel?
BEHOLD! THE POWER OF COCAINE
THERES ACTUALLY OTHER GIRLS AND NOT JUST THAT ONE
I'M ON DRUGS
wHY IS THERE A RAINBOW ABOVE ME? OH WAIT ITS SPONGEBOB SHIT HAPPENS
oi Johnny you fat piece of shit that thinks hes muscly
NOBODY CARES
NOBODY CARES
'no make-up all natural'!! Nobody cares
WHY ARE MOST OF THESE PICTURES SO UNIMAGINABLE UNFUNNY?
GAAAAAAAAA AAAAAY
Nobody  cares
A WORLD WERE  ZAC CASEY IS FUNNY
This is nothing There is a lady who can do this with here ass and face
Just use your Imagination
MAN UNITED ARE SHIT.....
I can climb any mountain
Survives in the wilderness alone With the camera guy
'i'll bring the drinks'
lost in mc'donalds fun land better drink my own pee
Pees on floor 5 second rule
Finally Found water add powdered urine
offers you a drink from his canteen pube on the rim
Made drinks for my Party Nobody Came
Wait a minute this is lemonade
gRYllS JUST WANt to have fun
went drinking got pissed
REMEMBER THERE IS nutrition IN YELLOW SNOW
How many grills could Bear Grylls bare if Bear Grylls could bare grills?
thinks he is the shit cameraman does everything he does one handed
Next Episode How to survive Portugal's upcoming bankruptcy with your own body fluids
I'M THE MOST ADVENTUROUS MAN IN THE WORLD OH WAIT
Found a fresh water source Better Drink my urine
how many bears could bear grylls grill
hey everyone
YEsterday I ate a caterpillar today i pooped a butterfly
wHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS YOU DRINK YOUR PEE
the average person eats up to 4 spiders a year? thats cute
I CAN SEE A HELICOPTER WHAT A COINCIDENCE
Government Shutdown? Better drink my own piss
Fridge is 20 feet away... Better drink my own piss.
Stuck in traffic Better drink my own piss
when gutting an animal
have to pee better drink it
urine supply is low better drink my own semen
doesn't have exact change gnaws off arm
oh
This north face was originally white until my camelback burst
come at me bro  i drink fluids from elephant shit
I GOT A BONER OMG
you like my special drink? it's homemade
Its almost time For me to eat my own shit
steve jobs died? I'LL TAKE HIS BODY. I NEED A TENT.
Will Ferrell Just Peed his pants Guess he's going thirsty tonight
Is awesome at Surviving Gets mocked on the internet for doing so
This jacket was originally white... then my camelback burst
have too pee not thirsty
SEES HOUSE sleeps in bear cave
eat your camera man he's full of proteins
golden showers give me a raging... thirst
What is my favourite letter in the alphabet P
Loneliness Is discovering that there is nothing Alive to eat
WALKS INTO BOYS TOILETS 3 COURSE MEAL
'hey
stuck in chinese finger trap chews off fingers
i've lived the past 10 years of my life on the same pint of water
I see an elephant shitting down in the valley i have 10 minutes to get down this mountain before dinner gets cold.
african kids? please...
order of nations brings clean water?  I'm good
bear s**t? totally edible
got a job as a specimen collector got fired the next day
puts up lemonade stand
I CAN SEE A CHEESEBURGER CHEESEBURGERS ARE A GREAT SOURCE OF PROTEIN
Why use sham-poo? When you can have real poo
line for drinking fountain  drinks own pee
DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE MEMES BETTER DRINK MY OWN URINE
found dead camel in the desert first things first: cut open it's colon and drink the juice from it's shit
i see a picnic with people eats all the people
Homeless guy peed in my car mmmmm
I'm not always alone But when I am
finds a bar in north pole ASKS FOR A EMPTY GLASS
Ran out of pee again... hey camera guy
Can't afford wow guess ill play runescape instead
Wait a minute... She doesnt live here...
you call it a drug screen i call it 'happy hour'
drank pond water through his ass
its no fun when your all alone  and have no one to share your farts with
RUNNING LOW ON VITAMINS BETTER EAT THE CORN OUT OF MY OWN SHIT
she said shit I better eat it
I like my drinks just like my jackets yellow
Birthday Party? 'I'll Bring the Drinks.'
Just spent 10 Hours creating this shelter I Have to keep Moving
think i'm tough? CSM flannery tought me everything I know...
I got a bunch of shit for christmas it was delicious
end of the world? been there
if i don't find yellow snow soon i may be forced to eat the white out of desperation
what am i loooking at? can someone please tell me wahat i am looking at?
people assume my show is 100% real it's not my fault they're stupid
Are you sure this is Smith Station? It sounded warmer in the story...
-
cant remember what room i'm in
I may not be the best outdoor survivor guy but I did stay at a holiday inn express last night
built a shelter for the night sleeps in a hotel just in case
i dont want to be the forever alone guy but after 12/21/12 i will be the only person on this planet
middle of nowhere in eurasia and still they have pro volleyball
PEE ON THE GROUND  5 SECOND RULE
She sTarted reading 50 shades of grey
LET'S GO ON A CAMPING TRIP
My favorite weapon? Pisstol
NOTHING TO EAT
So you want to commit suicide? That&#180;s great. You&#180;re full of proteins
There is pizza on my ants
finds a tin opener few minutes later finds can of beans
why do the cameramen make me sleep outside?
Bears Reaction... ...To people eating normal food
stuck in the traffic better eat my own shit
SUN IS GOING DOWN BETTER DOWNLOAD DSR VOL.3
you're invited to my party it's byop
i don't need a reason to drink pee bottoms up!
there's a pizza  on my insects
this weather really pisses me off
Did someone say golden milk?
i missed the Afternoon press box better drink my own urine
Looking for twin brother  Francesco Totti
is that a vending machine shit only takes ones & quarters
what's that? Looks like a white mountain
At this veary moment i just saw my helicopter  blow up. i guess im not leaving
out of coffee and energy drinks better drink my own pee
Sometimes there are Things Which need to  be done
Does bear shit in the woods? don't bother looking
Hey
Caca de caine? vrei sa zici salam de biscuiti?
chopper tomorrow??? first
shit. stuck in antarctica best be eatin my own shit
what do you mean - black or white? yellow please
uhh ok where the hell am i?
have a 7 hour long experiment without any breaks Better drink my own pee
this is cold! no shit!
at 29
My next challange brings me to unforgiving land... Glenrothes
Ti frego le ragazze perch&#232; contengono proteine!
Melting icy mountains behind me providing springs for excellent source of water better drink my own pee
Just reviewed my own timeline speechless
supply of water in 2 miles so i drank my own piss
DORA!!!!! DORA!!!!!  DORA?
MAN extreme  no si es deportiva o porno
CAn't drink from the lab equipment better drink my own pee
They have a paladin Better drink my own piss
got a gift card better spend it on piss
lost in chucky cheese's better to drink my own piss
drinks water from a river... go home brain you're drunk
How i feel when my mom cooked dinner
A night on the town drinking with r kelly
expecting an inch of snow? better drink my own urine
QUE ARGENTINA SEA M&#193;S CAT&#211;LICA POR EL PAPA... IMPOSIBLE
tries to stop spam better drink my own pis
lunchtime better rustle up some caterpillars on toast. without the toast
Holy Facebook! It Snowed a bit!
commander shepherd Dies... I better drink my own tears
Wait a second..... isnt MLP on right now?
Oh look over there
carnival trumph my kind of open bar
Kissing afghan Girl Better drink mY own Pee
sometimes you're the dog sometimes you eat the tree
Bollwerkspritzer? Sauf i liaba mein soach
I don't need.. a F*cking BoLTSHOt To survive
that hot chik has big ass and boobs lots of calories
STUCK IN THE HIMALAYAS MEH
ME VOY PAL CONO
The moment I realise  I haven&#180;t brushed my teeth...
that polar bear gets more action then me
Four Morning Finals in two days? Better drink my own p*ss
If I don&#180;t get food now i&#180;ll probably die
USED MY MAP FOR A FIRE SUDDENLY A WIND CAME
Meme REVOLUTION FREE PEE IF U JOIN US
Four girls invented a urine-powered generator in Africa Makes me thirsty just thinking about it
you peed in the pool? i was going to drink that
goes on a ski trip with family makes um drink BACTERIA infested water with pee threw a sock hes been wearin for 2 days
This is literallY the freshest snow in the world Drinks pee
where
Two shits were given your not one of them
hunger games? I volunteer
Time to go to the most dangerous part of the world Detroit
found elephant poo  better drink the juice out of it
2 weeks without summer vacation better drink my own pee
I AM HERE IN ANTARCTICA
NO TOILET PAPER  BETTER USE MY OWN HAND
i will live off the land
gets banned by using hacks better hide in a camels stomach
So you're telling me you have so much clean water You shit in it?
So YOU'RE TELLING ME PEOPLE HAVE MORE THAN 3 FINGERS?
so you're telling me you drop your food and can't eat it any more?
tell me more about these... toilets.
So you tell your kids to think about me when forcing them to finish their plate?
so you're telling me if i cry on camera i'll get a new house ?
So you're trying to bring me back to America? I'm not falling for that shit again
I APPRECIATE YOUR CONCERN BUT SHOULDN'T YOU BE IN THE KITCHEN?
tell me more about these eating competitions in america
So when you say that americans eat three meals you mean three meals a week...right?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME I CAN SAVE 15% OR MORE ON CAR INSURANCE BY SWITCHING TO GEICO?
so you're telling me people think that share on facebook will save me
You mean people sleep on the ground for fuN?
So you're telling me you've never had a hippopotamus eat your brother?
So you're telling me That you can eat so much that it actually hurts
So your telling me water ISN'T brown
So YOu'RE TELLING ME when your shower breaks
so you're telling me that you take shits in clean water?
Your telling me people are sad because they eat too much?
So you mean to tell me you brought bibles but you didn't bring no food?
Earlier
so you're telling me you won't slap my wrist again
SO YOUR TELLING ME  They have food markets just for their pets?
So you're Telling ME people pay for clothes with holes in them already?
So you're telling me.. THAT THE HUNGER GAMES IS A MOVIE?
You mean you have elections without ethnic cleansing and sectarian violence?
SO YOU&#180;RE TELLING ME... YOU CAME ALL THIS WAY TO FIND HUNGRY BLACK PEOPLE?
so you're telling me you seek out tigers and lions for entertainment?
so your telling me i get 20 cents and animals get $1 a day
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME PEOPLE WRAP THINGS UP IN CHRISTMAS TO UNWRAP THEM IMMEDIATELY AFTER?
So your saying... That in America you fill a hole with water just to have fun
so you're saying... all i have to do is ASK!!??
so you're telling me you have leftovers?
so your telling me your gonna give me 31 cents a day for no reason
So you're telling me
so your telling me im all over facebook but still living in this dump
So you're telling me that people use me as an excuse to eat all the food they have
So you're telling me that people go fishing And then throw the fish back in the lake?
YoUr telling me that if i take bath salts
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT WHEN IT RAINS
so you're telling me Mitt Romney is the best republican You can find?
so you're telling me i need a job for experience
So you're telling me you have more than 2 pair of clothes?
so you're saying I shouldn't eat because there's fat kids in america?
Not sure if genuinely interested in adoption or scout for madonna
So you are telling me  you put food on your face
so your telling me you have so much clean water  that you pee and shit in it?
so  You're Not Angelina Jolie?
You tell me your bellies got big because of food?
so your telling me you know john terry
LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT.... YOUR PRESIDENT IS KENYAN TOO?
so you're telling me them tities are real?
So you're telling me Liverpool isn't in the mls
so you're telling me obesity is a problem among your poor?
So your tellIng me You STARVE youself on purpose
so you're telling me you're trying to blame the first black president for all the problems in american society?
So you're telling me bitches get their stomach stapled because they eat too much?
So you telling me that you have so much clean water That you shit in
so matt redinger is my dad and he is white
hoes? how many hoes we talkin bout
So you're telling me Americans complain about getting too much food
so you're telling me that you have this 'bathroom' that you can fill with water and you don't drink any of it?
So you're telling me You have so many bottles of clean water
YOUR TELLING ME PEOPLE BATH IN WATER
so you're telling me they want take away everybodys gun... but they buying new guns and ammo for themselves?
So... when we getting those 49er shirts?
What choo talkin bout lisa ling?
so they live in my country for as long as they can stand and it's a game show to them?
Tell Me More About These... 'Windows'
so you're telling me you Have to make an Appeal to get your case heard by a circuit court?
so yourtelling me sharkesha's not ratchet?
So you're telling me you can't give folks money to help me cause they might be gay
So you ate so much that you Just wanted to die?
So you're telling me that the U.S. American government can send their troops to take down provisional and/or unrecognized governments with trained militia in my country
So you play call of duty That shit is real here.
You GAVE ME Auburn NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP shirts Who THe hell Is AUBURN?
so
SO you mean to Tell me
so you're saying you buy fish for entertainment?
are you telling me you actually avoid eating?
So you're telling me... Waldo is my father?
SO YOU're telling me that cold water is cheaper than HOT?
So your saying an appetizer is before a meal? and dessert is after?
So you're telling me No food
So your telling me Vic mignogna is a massive jerk yet he's been to over 200 cons and yet there's no solid evidence to show apart from internet rumor?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME PEOPLE USE MEAT FOR FASHION PURPOSES?
SO YOUR TELLING ME IN AMERICA KIDS PLAY WITH TOY GUNS
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME DAMION EATS ALL THE FOOD AND DOESN'T SHARE!
so you're telling me americans throw away over $500 of food away each year?
So... That *is* what you're
Wotchoo talkin bout willis ?
So Your're Telling Me People think liking/sharing a picture of me gone save me?
SO You're telling me people in america pay to have babies?
So you're telling me that people sign up to go to court?
Tell me more about theSe Boilermakers...
so i-phone 5 is almost here?!?! do i want it?? no darling
So your telling me people fill holes in the ground full of water...just to swim in??
so your telling me in the u.s. 
So you're telling me that those sunglasses are available at my local sunglass hut
So you're tellin me Your name is spelt with a 'ia' when it's clearly pronounced Sharn?
You put your right foot in
So your telling me that if i cry on camera   people will give us brand new schools
u say this pic is  famous on fb?
So you are telling me 'Cray' isn't a word?
u cooking roti tonight? u sure? i want butter on me own
so you telling me white people have small dicks?
So you are telling me women have rights?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THE IMAC ISN'T AN INSTRUMENT!
So
So YOU're telling me You flush your Toilet with drinking water
you mean to tell me that condoms are worse than aids?
you're saying you came here on a giant robot bird?
so you're telling me you had to walk 3 blocks to get home? i had to walk 6 days for water.
So yoU're telling me  someone i have never met wants tO give me 67 centS
so you're telling me you have so much paper you wipe your ass with it?
So you're telling me that the shoe box I just got everything in it is from the dollar tree store
OH REALLY DID YOU BRING NAPKINS?
if your my mum how come i'm blacker then you?
so you mean to tell me i am not in a race to finish first?
so you're telling me that girls think they're pretty because they have big tattoos but they are actually fugly
So you're telling me ...room temperature is NOT 104 degrees?
So you're telling me people will pay thousands of dollars to watch men kick a ball?
So you're saying 'WHY ME?!' Cause you don't have a printer on your desk
wait a minute what did you say red's wings do?
hEY YO SEXY WHEN IT COMES TO BLACK ITS NOT THE SIZE THAT MATTERS....
So you're telling me that world cup in brazil... is safe?
i sense ic and ooc feelings being expressed here...
cryptocurrency you never heard of bitcoin?
SO YOU ARE SAYING THAT mINA IS A SHIT DISTURBER?
So you're Telling Me that in America Girls Starve themselves on Purpose?
Where you're From  People give leftovers to their dogs?
You Adults still act like kids until they're 30? That's old age here
You Adults still act like kids until they're 30? That's old age here
Tell me more about this plan to Block me from whatsapp
You want to pay me To tell your family you adopted me and named me John?
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THERE WAS A TORNADO AND ITS FILLED WOTH SHARKS
so you buy 3 kinds of food for your dog?
so you are telling me the no. 1 b-school is more remote than my village?
you mean I can ask for help from my friends without feeling guilty?
so you're tellin' me that annalee doesn't want to role play ?
SO you never loot the drops and you asking gold to broke common equipment?
ipad n&#228;r han &#228;r tv&#229; jag hade en pingisboll och spade i sandl&#229;dan
PLEase
so you're telling me THAT PEOPLE SLEEP OUTSIDE
So you're Telling me obama's going to make sense tonight?
Tell me more about these TOILETS
TEll me more about thIs... Obama carE
so you're telling me the stone age has ended about 4 millenniums ago?
do you wanna go for a smoke
deci tu imi spui ca esti fan roxana babenco pentru ca din seria de vomitatura si sex ?
so you're saying people care more about phil robertson than when my next meal will be?
so you're telling me that the alphabet is bigger than the fat chinese kid
SO
Bei dir l&#228;uft...?
So you're telling me Kobe is back.... and they are still losing?
so your telling me that your think i'm creepy
big tits you say they are small than a banana
tell me more about this meat you speak of
you're telling me you have special glasses... ...just to shade your eyes from the sun?
so
Texans have a bye after this week I knew you were full of shit.
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME THAT I CAN BOWL BETTER THAN ISHANT SHARMA!
So you're telling me This is you doing me a favor?
stand back im developing
SO YOUR TELLING ME I GOT TO VOTE FOR THIS KID NAMED TIMOTHY IGHT
So you&#180;re telling me you don&#180;t care?
Ozil Pengsan?!! Biar Betol Abang Aku Ni?!!
So you're telling me I'm an internet meme?
Tell me more about this... fried chicken...
SO YOU TELLIN' ME GEORGE ZIMMERMAN SAVED SOME BLACK PEOPLE...
So
azt figyelj m&#225;r baszni szeretel?
So you're telling me Dream Theater put out 4 albums And still no Tool album?
So you're telling me Dream Theater put out 4 albums  SINce the last TOOL ALBUM?
so you're telling me that Elizabeth Banks and Chelsea Handler both look alike and are jewish?
So
Are you sure we need to privatize social security?
so. . .  why did you throw that food in the trash?
I don't always starve but when I do Wait
we eat our animals and sleep on hay and you feed sheep hay and sleep on their hair?
cio&#232; tu mi stai dicendo che le persone normali
Do you mean to tell me That Johnny depp will only be 50 tomorrow?
so you're telling me you dont all sleep in the same room?
Prancercise?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME IF I CHASE THE BREAD VAN I'LL BE IN THE OLYMPICS
So ExaCtly WTF Is A  DEHUMANIZING STARE?
ME QUIERES CAMBIAR UNA PS3 POR UN CARAMELO CHUPADO NO SOY TONTO ME ESTAS TIMANDO MUJER
so you're telling me you still happy you voted plp?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME WE'RE GETTING NEW CHEER UNIFORMS?
So what youre telling me is you dont have a girlfriend
for 10 cents more can i get a happy ending?
SO YOU TELLING ME I'M GETTING MILLIONS OF LIKES ON THIS PHOTO BUT Y'ALL NIGGAS CAN'T BUY ME ANOTHER POLO SHIRT?
EN VERDAD DICES QUE KAIKI YA NO SE PAJEA?
So you're telling me you have taps with hot and cold water?
So you're telling me you had to wait an hour and then the plane didn't have wifi? Hardly seems worth it
So you're telling me That pOoR peopLe go to miamI and Vegas to party?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME PEOPLE SHIT INTO WATER?
SO ur tellin me Tottenham  And Delhi Won
So you're telling me That some people don't eat meat because they feel bad for the animals?
Qu dices? Que puedo crear mi propio meme?
U MEAN TO TELL ME  THERE IS SOMETHING BETTER THAN FRI CHICKEN
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT I MUST STOP BULLYING PEOPLE
so you're telling me if i have the most likes on facebook u would give me some food
hold up so your telling me you already forgot
So You're Telling Me White people really care about gang crime in Chicago
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME CLOE AND CONNOR ARE NO LONGER BABIES?
oprah is real?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU THOUGHT I'D GET ALL THAT FOR $.25 A DAY?
He's In a boat
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME.... I HAVE TO WAIT TO EAT THIS COOKIE??
SO YOU MEAN TO SAY THAT PEOPLE BUY A PHONE WORTH $199 just for its covers?
so you're telling me.... that people usually have 5 fingers?
ME DICES QUE CHASPIN NO ES GAY
So you're telling me you have a million dollar phone and it Still wont ring?
So you are saying your water source supplies over 12
so u tellin me u'VE NEVER SEEN AN AFRICAN MEME B4?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME... THERE ARE POEMS ABOUT ME IN POLAND?
so you're telling me he was just waiting for a mate?
you have alot of anxiety sometimes? thats okay. you just had a tough week.
so you're telling me that your school days are over?
Abo? i m&#243;wisz ze w lodzi ktoś coś spisał?
competitive... eating?
SO YOYR TELLIN ME... YOU HAVE NOKIA SNAKE ON YOUR IPHONE?
SO UR TELLING ME PEOPLE TEXT EACH OTHER WHEN THEY SIT NEXT TO EACH OTHER?
aint the bible series missn alot of...the bible?
memegenerator you say? sounds suspiciously like *timewasting*
so your telling me that i can buy mre prostitutes in this country..than yours in america
SO YOUR TELLING ME... YOU GET LEBOOGIE ISSUE 13 FOR ONLY $5 AT ALL TRASH PREMIERES?
Who was it THO?
so you're telling me osama bin laden's for real?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME IT'S ALL ABOUT ME AND I DON'T KNOW NON ABOUT IT
SO UR TELLING ME THAT NOBODY NOTICED I HAVE 3 FINGERS
you heard lady i'm a famous
so you're telling me prisoners in your country have more amenities than law abiding citizens in mine
so you're telling me the kids in your country are legally required to attend free education
so you're telling me people in your country become celebrities by doing things your people frown on?
So when someone give you the wrong gift... You accept it and then write nasty things about them on Facebook?
so you're telling me you have an extra meal called supper?
mi stai dicendo che se faccio un video alla 'harlem shake... otterro'   100.000.000  visualizzazioni?
so you're telling me people can live past 25?
du w&#252;llst ma sogn du foarst jeden tog in die ODS mitn Dienstauto?
TELL ME MORE 'bout 'how fat you are'
SO
so you're telling me  i can move to america  and i 'll become a big boss
So you're telling me There are white people?
so you got what you want but still unhappy?
So you're telling me  You're too k3w! To attend the Olympiad!!
in canada about sounds like a boot
so IF I sell something to YOU  i have to give the government a cut
YOU'RE TELLING ME ASIAN PEOPLE AREN'T ALL CHINESE?
when people use your bathroom they take stuff from your MEDICINE CABINET
so you're telling me National margarita day is on a friday
So the score will Pay me And all I have to DO is make shit up?
so what you're saying is he does juju eh?????
so you're telling me the european model of corporate colionialism doesn't work?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THERE'S A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN GET FOOD WITHOUT BEGGING FOR IT?
SOOO YOU'RE TELLING ME I CAN GROW MY 'OWN' FOOD
You say you love hip hop But don't know who j dilla is
WHAT U TRYIN TO SAY...
SI VOY CON LAURA BOZZO ME DAN UN CARRITO SANDWICHERO
so you're telling me that it's only smellz?
So you're telling me Lennox frederique is gay And his girlfriend doesn't know?
So you're telling me That you're unhappy when it's raining?
so you're telling me this isn't as bad as it gets?
tell me more about this.... macdonalds
so you're telling me you cleaned the toilets and it should smell like that
SO You're telling me
so you're telling me
so you're telling me this awkward picture became a meme?
i swear your brah was already open missy
AN ORANGE PEANUT AN ORANGE PEANUT FOR ME?
so let me understand this... you're trying to tell me that cristiano ronaldo is better than lionel messi ? what are you smokin'?
So youre tellin me that imma be famous fo dis picture
SO YOURE TELLING ME THAT I HAVE TO NOT ONLY ANSWER THE EMAIL
So you're telling me that you'll smoke my weed...with me?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME IN RED DEER YOU CAN LEAVE SCHOOL FOR DANCE?
SO WHAT YOUR TELLING ME IS IF I GO TO SCHOOL YOU WILL GIVE ME CANDY. SO GULBEL.
So you're telling me you wrote that shit
sz&#243;val Azt mondod nekem  hogy a  d&#246;di az k&#246;vr?
SO YOURE TELLING ME THEY HAD wham BARS IN BROCAGH!!
so you're telling me no one like more man than tavion
So you're telling me You're too busy to pray?
So you mean to telling me that Brad and angelina aren't coming.
so you want to tell me that in poland there is no amazon?
So you really tell me you were an adventurer like me just you took an arrow to the knee...
So what your telling me is you opened a mystery box to find another box?
you say Gun bans make you safe girl your a special kind of stupid
So you're telling me THAT we should not dislike cher lloyd because people only knew about carolina liar THANKS TO her? no
So You'RE TELLING ME yOU cAN eAT THAT MUCH THAT IT HURTS
so your SARCASTICALLY excited to  get EDUCATION AND THEN HEALTHCARE?
you pity me now... but one  day I will be product accounting manager
So you're telling me You let a man break inside your home while you're asleep?
SO YOU ARE SAYING THAT UNICORNS DOESN'T EXIST?!
have i got this right? some people are saying your schools will be safer if there were only more guns there?
Drill for oil? You mean drill into the ground to try and find oil?  You're crazy.
so you're telling me that if i get you drunk on thursday i get road head??
DIEGO ME TAY WEANDO?
YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU HAVE CHICKEN IN ENGLAND?
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME ... MORE INDIANS HAVE BEEN BANNED DUE TO FIXING THAN PAKISTANIS !
So you're telling me I'm alive?
s&#229; du fick allts&#229;s&#229; risalamalta i kalsongerna?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOUR PEOPLE USE FRAMEWORKS TO IMPROVE MY LIFE?
YOU SAID  TREE FITTY?
So you're telling me 20 dead kids is a lot in America?
So you're telling me I get food when you 'like' a status?
YOU SHOULD MAKE FOOD
So you're telling me.. Water isn't brown?
So you're telling me surviving 7 days without electricity Will convince your grandkids that you're a superhero?
SO YOU'RE SAYING THAT KFC ISN'T VEGETABLES
so your telling me you have so much food your kids use macaroni to make paintings?
so you're telling me  that Uncle tom's cabin can change people's view of slavery
So you're telling me  jjj
So you're telling me it takes 95% to give us the other 5%?
Tell me more about this... electricity.
So you're telling me at slumber parties you choose to sleep on the floor
SO YOUR TELLING ME.... YOU WIPE YOUR ASS AFTER YOU TAKE A SHIT?
So ALL I GOTTA DO IS JOIN HOMEWORKSLAVE.COM AND A NERD WILL DO MY HOMEWORK FOR FREE?
So you'Re telling me He doesn't know?
Molly Becky and Maryjane Them Hoes Stay Gettin Niggas In Trouble
So you're telling me victoria sponge is unhealthy?
So you're telling me you have no Pro.. and you are still succesfull?
Can I Really make my own Advert? Win a price and be watched by millions
so
So you're telling me That i can play bfme without being drunk?
Das Jus Nasty
so you think that milk comes from a bottle? let me tell you something lady....
So youre telling me that  You shit in clean water?
so you're telling me that  jenna'v wants a drug lord
so you're telling me I can be President of the US?
Tiny Dare Can I really make my own advertisement?
are you saying i are the niggest?
so you're telling me... she wants the D?
So your telling me A sophomore isn't an upperclasman?
mummy  why am i such a black negro??
so youre telling me jar jar wasnt racist?
So you're telling me  people smoke a plant that makes them hungry
So dashia trowers Is still gOrgeous?
You mean you can get kicked around AND GET FED 3 times a day?
do you really think i'll buy that load of shit?
So you're Telling me You're not hana ?
So you're telling me Your water is black and fizzy on purpose?
so
So you're telling me People try to control the calories they take in
So your telling me
So you're telling me people in your country say 'you only live once' And then use it to justify doing things likely to kill them?
So You're saying there are stoners
Trust the government? Hell NO!!
SO... ARE U SAYING U R PROSTITUTE?
so you're telling meme... people put words in my mouth using some 'meme generator'?
So You're telling me you're not african?
So you're telling me  Carson palmer is still a starting quarterback in the nfl
sO YOUR TELLING ME... TANSI LEFT US TO FIND THE CURE OF AIDS IN AMERICA?
you're telling me all my problems... WILL BE SOLVED WITH QEI?
SO YOUR TELLING ME I CAN KILL SOMEONE  AND ANDREW WILL GET KICKED OUT OF ENGLISH
you mean to tell me you can die from eating too much meat?
so you're telling me.... that lori grimes wants to adopt me?
IF WE DON'T TALK TO STRANGERS HOW DO WE MAKE FRIENDS
in america all white bitches want the black d well lets get goin
hmmm say wallahi
HEY YOU MIGHTY FINE I'LL PICK YOU UP AT 8:00
dus jij denkt: als ik de bal naar niels pass hij kan scoren of de bal bij zich kan houden
what is this bottled water you speak of
So you're telling me.. People waste time on facebook just to annoy eachother?
so you're  telling me i am too old to join  arsenal
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE WITHOUT SHIT?
So You're Telling me even your photocopiers get fed?
SO YOUR TELLING ME  YOUVE GOTTEN AWAY FROM JOHN TROLLINSKI?
So you're telling me Survivor is a game in your country?
So you're telling me Ther priest from the little mermaid had a boner?
So you're telling me... windows surface is not the way to go?
SOGGY BISCUIT THE GAME WHERE PREMATURE EJACULATION IS KEY.
wait you have so much food you throw it away

so you mean to tell me... PEOPLE HAVE 4X4 VEHICLES AND THEY DONT TAKE THEM OFFROAD?
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME MILWAUKEE GOT THE LAMEST BITCHES  REALLY
so ur telling me... if i crazy glue my jordans from the 90's they are fresher than the ones coming out
You'll trade me a bible For gold
so you're telling me you want to be called a 'dirty ghetto kid?'
Make a meme worth 10%  for a university class?
So you're telling me You care about the A's?
so you're telling me that the government gives money to people who are too fat?
So your telling me that im an internet sensation and im still poor
So you&#180;re telling me you can change a green paper for real food?
So your telling me Your STI is so much faster than An evo
So your telling me that Javale McGee was smart enough to dunk two basketballs at once?
SO YOUR TELLING ME  THAT SKYLINE IS GOOD AT FOOTBALL THIS YEAR
So..... Are you sure that was your first time?
and you would be.... mrs gulliver ?
So you're telling me jagex use to care about it's players?
so you mean to tell me  your balls are bigger than rasshole mine?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME IN YOUR COUNTRY MY PEOPLE HAVE MONEY?
so your telling me romney wants to fire my baby sitter....pbs?!
so your telling me that i have to pay for ALCOHOL at ae pi
so you're telling me i can destroy the usa with impunity and all i have to say is it was bush's fault and you're a racist?
'I KNOW YOU AIN'T VOTING FOR OBAMA NOW
so you're telling me i get all kinds of affirmative action advantages and i still get to blame all my problems on whitey?
so your telling me
So you're telling me for a quarter you can feed me for a year? What shit are you feeding me!?!
SO YOUR TELLING ME YOU PEOPLE HAVE SO MUCH WATER YOU SHIT IN IT
SO YOURE TELLING ME IF I CRY ON TV THAT CAN GET ME SOME CHEESEBURGER
So you're telling me people kill themselves by jumping in water
A piranha fala da galinha
so you're telling me that you have to pay to get a spanking
so you're telling me that you have to pay to get a spanking
so
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME
so you're saying... your boobs aren't that great?
So LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT IF I GO TO THE FAIR 
ARE YOU TELLING ME PEOPLE USE CLEAN WATER TO WASH EXTRA FOOD OFF THERE PLATE?
So You're Telling Me I need a credential and a wristband?
If you wanna really help me show me yo tittes

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME MAX THINKS WE ARE JOKING ABOUT HIS BIG HEAD
So you're telling me people in your country try to lose weight
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME SOME PEOPLE GET PAID TO STARVE AND SHOW OFF A DRESS?
OPINION ON WORLD HUNGER BECAUSE I'M BLACK!!
So your telling me I ain't gotta pay child support
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT BRANDON ACTON HASN'T GOT WITH HALF OF TRINITYS HOT CHICK?
So You're telling me you can't  afford to send me $1 a day... ...but you've already  pre-Ordered the iPhone 5?
You Mean to tell me if food falls on the ground you only have 5 seconds to eat it?
so what your telling me is new zealand has talent?
Wait You're Telling me I can throw paint n get rich?
REally?
So you're telling me joe flacco has a 132.9 passer rating?
OH YOUR RACHEL PLEASE SIT ON MY FACE
so you're telling me we get the shirts of the losing team??
So YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOUR FRIDGES ARE SO FULL THAT YOU THROW ORANCE JUICE AWAY?
So let me get this straight.. For only 30 cents a day you can feed me?
YOUR TELLING ME LADY GAGA IS A BOY!
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THE BOOT LATCH ON THE CAR HITS ME ON THE HEAD AND IT'S A SAFETY FEATURE?
what do you mean people pretend to care about me for facebook likes ?
THE DAY WORLD HUNGER GOES  IS THE DAY I TURN WHITE
SO HOW MUCH AN  HOUR
WHATCHU TALKIN BOUT WILLIS?? U AIN'T GOT NO CORN BREAD?
so your telling me you saw Derric and he was sober???
SO YOU TELLING ME... PEOPLE ACTUALLY THINK THESE ARE FUNNY?
so you're telling me bands will make her dance?
HOW MUCH CRACK ARE WE TALKIN HERE?
Dafuq is an internet?
SO UR TELLING ME THE TWIN TOWERS WERE HIT BY A PREDATOR MISSILE
ME DICES QUE TIENEN TANTA AGUA QUE HASTA CAGAN EN ELLA
so you're telling me that in your country people go to a place you call restaurant and pay 10 times the price of the food
So you saying people take pill so food goes through them
so what your telling me is good guys are always single?
SO IF I GIVE U MY GOAT U GIVE ME POT???
We didn't have these problems  Before Europeans came here!
So you're telling me  angelina jolie isn't my real mom
Daaaammmn Them some big titties girl
So YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT's NOT YOU?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME parents turn on the faucet so their children can pee easier
So you mean to tell me at Plimoth plantation people get paid to live in straw huts?
SOOOO I JUST CRY AND LOOK SAD ON YOUR CAMERA AND MY VILLAGE GETS A POT OF RICE
Church you say tell me more about this cult
so you telling me small is beautiful ?
You mean to tell me you laughed at the 'nonookie' ad too?
So you're telling me i used to be an adventurer
So your telling me People actually live longer then 22 Years of age
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME I'm TOO YOUNG TO BE A FATHER OF TWO?
Soooooo Do you really think 10 cents a month will feed my fat ass?
They raised how much from the earthquake and I'm still wearing this shirt?
So you're telling me Having a lot on your plate is a bad thing?
O Rly?
That's what they all saY
So you're telling me you're thirsty but you're too lazy to walk to the kitchen?
lava man beating killa yuh sick awah ?
so you're telling me cobb plano made 700whp on their dyno 
So you're telling me if I need money I work on easy Street with Kendall
Who'S Scott Midosis?
So you're telling me that you can't belanja me?
Tell me more about these second amendment rights
so you're telling me... in america
so you're telling me you won the nigerian lottery? give me your Bank details and you will have your monies right away
here the 3 second rule only counts for ice cream
So you are telling me That people waste money on kardashian crap?
So you're telling me a white boy got the silver medal in the 10k
SO YOU'RE SAYING  SOMEONE CANT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR???
So you're telling me... You smoke a plant that makes you hungry for fun?
so you're telling me... if i pretend i was born in hawaii
So I just jump in a crap boat to australia And I get house
So you're telling me nobody gives you food for free?
So he said mega muscular power bottom bear
So you're telling me romney thinks london is not ready?
so you're telling me you have seperate water places for shitting and drinking?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME  YOU REJECT HIGHER EDUCATION BECAUSE IT MIGHT BE TO HARD?
Are you telling me that  nigeria plays basketball??
So
so your saying me and my brothers gonna unite soon?
So you're telling me.... you got to pay for water
so you're telling me people haven't watched taking the hobbits to isengard before?
hold up! You'll do Stuff for me because you feel guilty about being white?
So you're telling me People can watch other people in a plastic box from across the world?
SO you're telling me you're 26?
So you're telling me that rappers have chains with africa and throw money at std havin bitchez but wont send me 25&#162; a day
So You're telling me you dont like anyonE ELSES videos?
So you're telling me poverty is not a place
so you're teliing me you complain about eating meat every day?
So you're telling me In America white people want to be black?
good
I'll make you An oFfer YOu Can't Refuse
So you're tellin me That you make your kids eat because i starve?
you actually tell me you flush your toilet.. With perfectly clean water?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME.. YOU'RE GONNA GO DRINK TONIGHT?
are you telling me not all hondas are vtec?
so you mean to tell me I'm adopted from kenya?
Gives that girl the look Kidnapped by kony
so you say if i have flys on my face people will donate shoes
You really think I believe that you marched tuba in the parade of roses?
so your telling me that that people make touching commercials and put tons of pictures of my family on them to get money
all i have to do is cry
so you have fresh water in your home but you sit on a bowl and do what in it?
wheres my money ieujgvjkfsdfb
So... how much for that ass?
So you're telling me  Max Flenley's Afro isn't maDe of pubes
so you're telling me my mom's previous 8 children died of starvation?  why hasn't she?!?
So YOU'RE TELLING ME IF I MAKE A COLLAGE OF PICTURES I WOULD GET A LOT OF LIKES?
So Your telling me... Bath Salt isn't for taking baths
So you're telling me all amy winehouse had to do was go to rehab?
So you're telling me you dare challenge yourself to 'unfriend' maxine?
A PENNY? NEVER HEARD OF IT
So you are saying... That rvp is leaving arsenal
So YOu're telling me I CAN BE AS UNTALENTED AS I WANt
So you're telling me I can be president
SO you're telling me that I am famous ın thıs thıng called ınternet meme
So you're telling me scarborough is getting a kfc?
So you are telling me that white people with red hair do have souls?
.....party on the third floor? but are there bitches?
so you sayin it's friday
so
So you're telling me matsuri sign up was at 6.30am not PM?
so you're telling me ken lezem bass edrs la enja7 bkell l mawed!
Baby you know Ima take Care of you..
so you're telling me I can't have 20 oz sodas anymore?
So YOU'Re telling me you still havent got timeline yet?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOUR CELL ISN't working well?
Just.. just don't.
no sir i dont like to move it move it
Guys
Dude Turn off the caps lock
you listen to bieber? dude
dude
Calm down girl
No
everybody  stfu i got this
Five words. Pack another bowl my friend.
bro just stop
WHOA WHOA whoa WTF DUDE
Whoah Whoah Whoah Chill out
chill out it's only bath salts
Of course I speak to myself Sometimes I need an expert opinion
chill out i'm just trollin'
5 seconds... to shut up
HAMMERTIME ! can't touch this
Chill bro you only lost a sentry
i ain't no poacher... i ain't no trespasser... what's yours is yours...
chick flick? i aint watchin
THat sounds really interesting If I Cared
let me stop you right there walmart is better than k-mart
calm down ghetto fabulous i didn't mean to bump into you
SHABBIRV
chill out bro its just a raisin
chill out bro this ain't world war iii
wOA
Wait For the drop
Bro
CHILL OUT They're just memes
silence is golden your words ain't
justin bieber is a guy? puhleez
GUYS
calm your titties
. . . your breath
i knOw it was your birthday Jennifer chill out
Ease up there pal  It's just gym class
hold up! Hand over those skitTles!!
SSSssHhhhh...... don't speak.
NO SIR i dont like to move it moveit
listen!!...all i want is peace in the middle east and a blow job
Calm Down I just walked iN
whoa dude. whoa.
Simmer Down
chill out! you will not be arrested for caressing a child's head!
i appreciate your concern bUt i got this
WHOA WHOA WHOA I'M NOT THAT KIND OF GUY
I'll pass
Chill out no more 'move it Move it'
hold on
everyone please calm down im a politician
Now STop Hating is bad
you shall not pass
HEY... cool ya shit bro.
Yea
Relax i got this
babe
Calm the fuck down! It was just a Tweet! Bitch!
her boobs man i like couldnt get my hands round them
Chill
Happy Birthday and Shit!
Hey Politicians stop lying
Relax... We're all crazy... It's not a competition
JUST STOP... CAUSE THE MORE YOU TALK THE STUPIDER YOU SOUND
GO HOME PRO-CHOICE MOVEMENT YOU'RE DRUNK
WOAH THERE.. CALM YO' SELF
No sir  i don't like to move it move it
I got 99 problems
Lets all just calm down and turn off the caps lock...
Sorry but
let's stay calm okay! relax
Chill out
Chill
Cleaning has never been an issue Putting the pug in it will be one...
CRACK? NO THANKS I ONLY SMOKE WEED
Save the tears For African children
Research It Before You Post It Your Sh*t be lies
and then it's 'wax off'
Dude... Really?
hey
Chill bro Don't hate
Chill You got this
tHANK YOU
nO THANX i'M COOL
Chill BRO I GOT THIS
5 seconds to shut the hell up
Dude Dont go there
no...really... i'm sure i don't want to hear this...dubstep you speak of
Niggah please I got this
Wait For the drop
mindneki nyugodjon le a pics&#225;ba! cserpfalu nem cserpflau!
fly
So I said to mary....mary are you working today? Mary said no crystal why should today be any different?
Nevermind I'm too high for this shit
Before you remind me how fat i am Just remember the gym donʻt fix fugly face
bro I am way too high for this shit
Hold up You're gonna swab me where?
Mindenki nyugodjon le a pics&#225;ba! Holnap j&#243; idő lesz Lach&#225;z&#225;n
chill out! you will not be arrested for caressing a child's head!
chill out! you will not be arrested for caressing a child's head!
chill out! you will not be arrested for caressing a child's head!
hold my beer
stop it bro i am just doing here my work not fapping stop looking at my balls
yall need to chill out with the uck in it
WHATEVER MOM I'm raving ok?
No dude i do not want to hear your bad beat story
STOP!!! HAMMER TIME
Relax no homo
I CAN'T BE FIRED
you smoke and drink get away before you ruin my life to
let me guess spent night on memegenerator again?
Chill out Physics students There's always next year
chill out guys its alpha
Chill Out
RED flag
Chill out! We all hate beiber.
5 Minutes that's all I need
Alright Everybody needs to calm the f&%$ down
Stop! Lemur time!
chill out its your hair not a tarantula
Woah woah woah that's all i needed to know
bieber? dude
You don't understand memes? Dude
Chill my eyes are red because of my contacts
Relax jt Lowmans got this
Bedtime..? Meh
Whoa
YOU AVE A CAT AND YOUR SINGLE? DUDE
ok
mindenki nyugodjon le a pics&#225;ba boldog sz&#252;linapot
What OH NO SHE DIDNT
thighs  are thighs
seems to be stressed. smoke hat chillo-george
n&#229;r man kommer p&#229; arbejde efter at have sovet 5 timer
CHILL OUT MAN! CONSTRUCT SOME ADDITIONAL PYLONS! OR SOMETHING...
we are not the primates you are looking for
Mindenki Nyugodjon le a pics&#225;ba A Nudli FINOM
smally hold it rite dey cuz we aint family
Mindenki nyugodjon le a pics&#225;ba iszunk majd a doktor &#250;rra is
But first... Lemme take a selfie
Chill its only smellz
bhai thameeeen top 10 frnds app use kra dondho koren
na na na  i w&#252;l kane
The variable type should be 'numeric'
Tinquiete steph tout va bien se passer avec le budget
Saaku  Thika muchamma
Mindenki nyugodjon le a Pics&#225;ba! Csak sz&#237;vat&#225;s van.
itna bada video download karna? NAKKO. TUMICH dekho
Bro
CHILL OUT LEMUR SAYS UPSTAIRS CLOSED!
ziaka's the name stealth trolling is his game
Mindenki nyugodjon le a pics&#225;ba! Ott lesz mindenki
Sir do not get loud wif me Securrity! Securrity!
chill out nobody is sending you to bedlam
ghost please just dont
Take your precious time
thanks for your expert opinion
Mindenki nyugodjon le a pics&#225;ba 4 nap pihens!
THEY'RE NO NEW ACCIDENTS JUST NEW VICTUMS
relax babe i got this
Enough with the FB posts about your kids No one cares
Christoff
chill out it's just the tip
CALM DOWN I'M RIDING.
No I don't need a drinkng bUddy I got my Mother in Law.
Mindenki nyugodjon le a pics&#225;ba fogorvos leszek
saaku thika muchappa
I require a vegan diet And Pudding...lots of pudding
Yeah Yeah I already know its 'humpday'
We get it you know how to use google images
tips will be used to buy this lemur more weed
HEY!! ESPEREN UN MOMENTO  Y YO?? -_-
Chill out Dude I ain't a big deal
BHAI THAMEN BUJCHI TO JIBONE FIRST iOS UPGRADE KORSEN
Tmr ya recontra cagaste
Diwali Gift Chill dude 
yeah
chill
ALEXANDRU WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
EVERY ONE Just calm the fuck down its just awesome land
RELAX! He was dead when I got here
LISTEN... CALM THE FUCK DOWN WITH YOUR 'TURN UP' SHIT
Mindenki nyugodjon le a picsaba   Este megyunk a trabant talalkozora:))
Everyone chill the fuck up I got this
Stop and listen! *FART*
b i t c h dont   kill  my   high
KEEP CALM AND..... DO NOT TOUCH THE FEET
mindenki nyugodjon le pics&#225;ba ink&#225;bb igyunk egyet
THAK BOSS KHEPAMI AMAR ASE NA
MINDENKI NYUGODJON LE A PICS&#193;BA HOLNAP BALLAGUNK
NO
whoa
Chill bro you have 10 days        to study for Surgery
AiTE Stop HammerTIME
relaxa
relax i got this
DANK U WEL  JE BENT DRONKEN
Bhai thamen camera thaklei photographer hoa jai na
Easy!
No
chill out brah it's only toys
Chilllllll
Chill dude I know its friday.
Chill out nobody cares how your day is...
LoOk Becky  You're not pretty
GUrl please I ain't got time for dat
Chill out  Take a deep breathe
MINDENKI NYUGODJON LE A P**BA PHOTOSHOP
chill out girl you will have to marry a man eventually
thak boss r chora katte hobe na!
Chill out I will sponsor your elements china visit but don't spam twitter with sasha tweets
relax bro i can park my car
Girls Stop Bitching
Mindenki nyugodjon le a pics&#225;ba 3 nap m&#250;lva j&#246;n a tavasz
Changing the Air conditioning? don't even.
Keep Calm I have eaten the llama
Please dont tell me you can not hang your clothes
URHHHH! DONT DONT TOUCH ME
OH PLEASE I AM NOT A SNOBBISH TOWNIE  i HAVE ALREADY BEEN TWICE TO PHEONIX MILL THIS MONTH
hold up
dont hate bro said nonhaters ever
stop hammer time
Relax
Chill out Bro Thats the Internet not me
PLEASE OKAY. SAHIBA IS  HANDSOME
hold on partner you better recycle that
And Gok was just like 'no darling
cHILL OUT WITH THE TAN JAMES!
hoss yuh cross d line
I USE TO WORK IN MANAGEMENT I KNO WAT IM TALKING ABOUT
sorry no niggers allowed

stop nezaj&#237;m&#225; mě to
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES
Borro borro borro bisyar gap nazan
stop yelling ' ammo' in  battlefield 3 bro i can't help u
dude chill out
Selvregulation 4 our Not 4 your interests
Winter storm nemo? Weather Channel
Chill out You'll be in Hawaii by Tuesday..
calm the f#%&* down! timeout hut has $4 pitchers!
cHILL oUT
Lance... just be real with me man
NO SIR.. I DO NOT LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT
whoa chill out Lordy
Chilling Like kings
JUST BECAUSE YOU BROKE UP DOESN'T MEAN THE WHOLE WORLD HAS TO KNOW
ভাই থামেন Oishikeeর ডিপি-ডা ?কট? দেইখ?যা লই
Chill out
Plz...! Don't talk about the RESULTS
no sir
THAK BOSS AR PURONO STATUS GHAANT TE HOBE NA FB TE
marah? watlek dulu macha
Philip rivers threw 5! picks
psy you can stop now bro
YO CALM YOUR NIPS
... Your breath
charging a $65 cover because it's New Years? really?...really.
it's new year!!! vai thamen
old spice BRAND EXECS using black men as postmodern absurdist subjects was only funny once
chill out  it doesnt matter if you have like 8 BLS
chill i ain't gonna  bite
NON  T ' ES TROP MOCHE
it's cool i'll just spit on it
Nope that looks disgusting
YO KERRIE CHILL...
Mindenki nyugodjon le a pics&#225;ba kzben tartom a dolgokat
Enough
JUST STOP YOU KILLED IT.
Taylor Swift has more class in her pinky finger than all haters together in their whole bodies
ples don't do gay
Bhai Thamen cricket niya facebook status dilei deshpremik howa jae na
mindenki nyugodjon le a pics&#225;ba n ma megp&#237;tem a h&#243;pniszt!
you like to move it? move it move it.
chill not every crumbled piece paper you find is a scandalous  love letter
I only follow directioners you ain't a directioner
whoa bro... im wayyy to high for this shit.
PLEASE NO HAPPY B-DAY ON FACEBOOK
CALMA TUS INDIRECTAS
taylor
chill out.  5/7 means you still have a social life.
sERIOUSLY
Stop! Enough with the      funny cat pictures
listen
whoa i'm no monkey
I DON LIKE TO  MOVE IT 
Chill
stop!!! don`t try to touch me there
It's only secret santa dont have a f**king heart attack about it
BRO CALM YOUR NUTS
Hey you just whoa
Stop Hatin' is bad
i dont care if your photographer charges less his pics look] like my balls on a hot day
FOOD IN THE LAB JUST DON'T
cigarette?...  no thanks i only smoke marijuana
JUST CHILL BRO EVERTHING IS GOIN TO BE OK
Alannah's got swag
mARCELO STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM
NO SIR I DO NOT LIKE TO MOVE IT
BHai thamen ak cup cha kheye jaan
i have a black belt back the f**k off
Whoa Faye hughes... slow your roll
Me and my niggas tryna get it ya bish
CHILAX BRO
I CAN ONLY PLEASE ONE PERSON PER DAY. tODAY IS NOT YOUR DAY. tOMORROW DOESN'T LOOK GOOD EITHER.
ooo she asked me to hold her earrings  shits bout to go down
DUDE
whoa
dude
It's ok Ttc will save our marriage
dude chill dafuq out
after all i don't care
CALM DOWN... I'VE GOT IT UNDER CONTROL
INFIDEL! LOSE YOUR ARROGANCE!!
Blind pls Drink a pepsi
Chill I Got This.
TO ALL THE BITCHES RANTING ON MY FEED. jUST STAPH
bujhchhi to support er base dhormo! ohon tham!
stop talking about your problems
follow the format
DIES 1 OFF M.O.A.B CALM DOWN BRO
Final exam all Multiple choice? I got this
woa slow down bro im way too high for this shit
oh please you strange too
NO I DO NOT  WANT TO MOVE IT
DONT WORRY I GOT THIS
Sleep? completely overrated.    you'll be fine.
Dude
IS THAT SNOOPY?? Nope
Lemur Don't give a damn either
kill your self before it get worse
ChILL OUT GIG
just calm down I can get us in
ME TIENEN PAL WEBEO NUNCA HAY ESTUDIADO UN PROSIMIO
JULLIAN WHERE ARE U  GET BACK TO MY SIZZELER
CHILL
HEY ALCON WHAT'S UP HEY GUYS
TAKE A CHILL PILL DUDE
BRO
LOOK ALRIGHT
yolo i'm a cadet
DON'T CHA
yeah
hey 1 sec pooped pants
Relax Its just weed
Chill out Pacific Host I'll get your credit added Monday
year 8's kill yourselves
woah... back that shit up bro
no sir you cannot afford king ranch
im sorry was i talking to you?
No you cannot meet the pansies
NO Sir... i don't need the instruction manual
DUDE... JUST STOP MAKING MEMES
WAIT WAIT IS RATTANS U SAY DEY PULL BACK UP YUH PANTY MEH EH GOIN DEY
PLEASE... jUST
chill out it's only jerry sandusky
uhmmm
nobody's perfect? then nobody deserves to exist.  perfection or gtfo.
dont worry im only 99.9% wasted
This is getting  creepy
THIS is getting creepy
hode on.. did you say crunchy cricket ..
Stop. Hammer Time.
No one believes you
good luck on the exam we got this. im a lemur
DUDE CHILL OUT ILL TELL YOU MOM FOR YOU
whoa whoa whoa whoa
Chill Out Francoff fawk off
Chill Girl Im preparing for a mission
guys
COmE on solOmon can't be that bad
Guys
dude relax watch zootube
Bitches be cool It was just an earthquake
step back i'm annointed
chill out bro... if you want to suicide
that look when your girlfriends says to lik her p*ssy
stop! lemur time!!!
Don't worry not your problem
I DONT LIKE TO MOVE IT
It's fine.. i got the randorosu
DUDe
woah woah woah... gay chicken is never gay unless you actually kiss
wait before you say anything i dont give a shit
You write 'OMG! KING JULIEN?!?' on all lemur Youtube videos? so original...
would everybody calm down i've only got two sets of ears
Dude
MAN seriosly.. STop it
Chill out thug
look bro i'm too high for this
NAn mais stop quoi allez boire votre pisse tant que vous y &#234;tes
no weed no stay
Hold Up Did that B*tch just eat my fritos?
please no refried beans
Stop! You Blowin My High
Dude! I'm high i don't care
But before you say anything...
Look having 6 liverpool players in the england football team ..... does not mean liverpool are in europe dude
AP Garen i don't play this shit anymore
chill the hell out and skate
Listen: don't move out with boys.
whoa whoa whoa whoa you ain't about that life
we don't take kindly to those who don't take kindly
Shaved
don't look me like that i'm overly hansome
BRO I AINT EVEN MAD
exams? Chill Theres always resits
Calm your titties nsw It's only one try.
dude chill
they say i look like nicki minaj and im like fuk outta here
imma let you finish
Listen There aren't any more ad networks
OH NO girlfriend
Woah..... just hit the blunt man.
talk to the hand beoch
proverbs 10:19 (NLt) Too much talk leads to sin.     Be sensible and keep your mouth shut.
chillout woman make a sandwich
oh yeah Babe
I'M THE INTERNET SPECIALIST... I GOT YOUR BACK
Please Btch you're not that hot
Manual? manual? We don't need no stinking Manual!
nearly gets raped and pressured into sex in same night. AT LEAST
i don't wanna smoke any more marijuanaahh
Just because i'm bi does not mean i want a threesome with you
doh tell meh nutin bout my gyul cause urs so black dat police go charge she fuh g4 tint!
No
No child of destiny i won't say your name
Stop Lemur Time
Easy there
Stop Just stop
clearly you are not ready for this
whoa chill the autosave was only 15 minutes ago
tiger puh-lease!
bhai hoiseh no more chicken biriani
Monroe
Monroe
dude lay off the red bull
Woah woah woah just make me a sandwhich
WOAH WOAH WOAH i actually dont give a shit about your story.
don't do it dog
Relax bro No homo
chill out its a brain tumor
i'M TOO NEEDY i NEED PEOPLE TO STFU
chill we gonna bargain this shit down 70%
I'm a blackbelt ...i can handle these thugs
may the force be with you
what do 5 fingers say to 1 face *Slap*
dude we don't use items
Bro i thinks its due next week
Relax. They're just seeds.
one does not simply like to move it
yo rager
stop right there
No you can't has cheeseburger
I watched the EHOW video I got this
dude i figured it out
Chill bro
Talk to the hand Cause the lemur aint listening
Chill out bro theres a difference of opinion
please inside voices
Stop
Take a breath and connect my call
please! just
YOU GOT AN A- ON YOUR TEST? DUDE
SAMS ARMY SPAZZO JUST STOP
holdup.. so she isn't a woman?
boobs like that
Relax I've Got Tools
DUDE why do you hold down shift when you can use all caps?
calm down i have a charizard
easy man-- not everything is black and white.
halt hammerzeit
naa man im high
just cause its a zombie apocalypse dont mean i care
woh woh woh woh! you said you were 18!
Officer 
chill bro im way too high for this
5
CALM THE MONEY DOWN
hold that thought.  brb i gotta shit
no miranda nobody is duncing duncing crazy
whoa man put down the banana
Dude don't worry I think I saw this on tv once
no simon i will not do as you say.
I did nothing today and still got paid
dude. mom's calling.
5 I have 5 and Im high as balls
chill brah im about to drop some bass
Chill Y'all red got this
dude ...just fap
Woah Turn off the caps lock
bro
i got shotgun
JUST BECAUSE THE TUITION FEES ARE HIGHER ELSEWHERE    is not an argument for raising them here !
Don't Worry This is a Document DB
I AM A GOLDEN GOD Who could use a nap....
Dude
sorry
How many fingers am I not holding up
i'm sorry simon can't hear you my swag is turned up too loud
noway i can handle it..
I'm a psych major I got this
trolling a meme page on facebook? chill
Wait
relax bro just make sure you have 6p
Just breathe we'll take care of the bodies
You Went to VOtech? No Thanks I'll Do It Myself
if your gonna yawn in front of me make sure you brush your teeth
u didnt cook? just stfu
I don't understand i don't want to know
Chill bro its college
really? really?
relax skyrims all you need
trust me i drive better when im high
Relax Homie I'll Pass the L when im damn ready
it's a 30 minute drive i'll be there in 15
woa woa woa don't touch me
Police took my weed got more at home
just happy new year
It doesnt matter WhethEr it's an I6 or a V6
training in 5 words delegate all tickets to Ruben
Stop it's lemur time
stop you are entering a world of pain
THE ONLY JOINT BANK ACCOUNT I 'LL EVER HAVE IS TO BUY WEED
Dude
No... You are that stupid.
Hold up with the toilet paper Barricade No one is spying on you through the cracks
TODAY I DID NOTHING
alright you pinheads yo' time is up
Played 6k Games ... I got this
Yoooo Nat lilley just chillout ok
nicole... it's funny
Wait wait wait... Prologue's an Elitist server?
hey loser Stop repost
WEED? NAW
hey its not my fault the condom broke
Chill
TEst?! no problem
I was just getting to it
Just learned about memes? chill
trust me im a doctor
STOP HAMMERTIME
WATT LEMUR
Hey
No
yo seriously chill wit that
someone said you take it up the butt But
Calma! N&#227;o preciso de todos!
chill i know you want me
can't touch this
dude enough with this shit
you didn't visit 9gag today dude
wait  i need to shit
chill bro pd is perfect
chill bro heres an upvote
stfu shazbot
new computer? sit tight
stabbed lung chill out i dont need it
Yo Son Imma Need you to relax
i'm going on vacation in a month i don't have time for work now
dude chill
Slow down
*lose UNLESS WE'RE TALKING ABOUT YOUR MOTHER
Sorry I interrupted the beginning of ur sentence with the middle of mine
gRAMMAR ERROR ON FACEBOOK YOUR ARGUMENT IS INVALID
Stop Violets are not blue
I WOULD RATHER SHOOT SOMEONE ELSE THEN SHOOT MYSELF  THAN
Hold that thought... Forever
Damn Auto-correct! No
seriously ladies if you have a checklist for the perfect man
talk to the left cause what you're saying ain't right
Marley and I
*You're
YOU USE 'TEH' INSTEAD OF 'THE'? NO
Got in touch with my inner self i'll never buy cheap toilet paper again
seriously ladies Just admit that you date guys who are the complete opposite of the 'list of a perfect guy' you have in your head
Hold on
you're using 'your' wrong argument invalid
please
Hey government
hey man maybe you're just a retard
GOT SWAG? GO DIE.
you think participating in politics is 'gay?'  sorry
i'm glad you're comfortable with your weight and think you're beautiful the way you are but no one else does
I'm afraid your tramp stamp actually says 'albino gorilla' in mandarin
stop talking and make me a sandwich
Apologies if I interrupted the beginning of your sentence with the middle of mine
Wait. Hold on. Stop talking.  show me the data
No
soccer you say?  football**
*should have
Welcome to parent teacher night now
If you use the phrase 'be like' in everyday speech... Go fucking kill yourself.
it's not facebook stalking it's internet research
yes
Kurva vagy! &#220;gy lez&#225;rva!
Iraq and Syria are not the same country. Stop talking about them as if they're interchangeable.
Sorry I interrupted the beginning of your sentence... ...with the middle of mine. asswipe.
Actually You're Wrong
*you're
it's 'african-american friday' dont be a racist
Stop bicep Curling  in the squat rack
*WE'RE
You seem to be confusing my restraint with weakness Don't do it a second time
you want to save the world? kill yourself
You think this healthcare is 'Free'? Kill yourself
please 
stop saying '...and also...'
L2P
*batman not 'The Batman'
what did the five fingers  say to the face
stop cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style that you're used to
Stop right there I haven't told you what to think yet
guys guys
'JR SMITH IS THE BEST CLUTCH SHOOTER IN THE NBA.  KILL YOURSELF
stop rapping to yourself you will not get discovered at the crosswalk
SHUT IT IT'S GOING STRAIGHT UP THE ASS
batman equals bruce wayne not lil' white wayne
just like a joke but not funny
Tomorrow I’ll be sober You’ll still be fat
i wasnt talking to you
stop before you cause yourself any further embarrassment
You're such a noob Uninstall the game and never play again
YOUR*
Monsters UniversIty..BACK OFF KIDS I'VE WAITED 12 YEARS
I DON'T WON'T TO LIVE... want*
sanitary technician..?? No.. You're a garbage man
Um
it's downton abbey.   not downtown
HIPSTERS WHO SHARE AND LIKE ALL THESE PICTURES INVOLVING DEATH AND ILLNESS THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH THEM  SORRY GO KILL YOURSELF
Hey Walmart Shoppers The Parking Lot Is not a racetrack.
Tweeting* Not twitting
PLEASE STOP TALKING. I CAN SMELL YOUR BULLSHIT FROM OVER HERE.
HOLD ON SOMEONES CALLING... ITS FOR YOU
you say 'no shit sherlock'? the correct term is 'constipation Sherlock'
It's not peer pressure it's just your turn
pardon me but i believe that you have mistaken me for someone who gives a damn
no carriers thank you i must construct additional pylons!
ADDITIONAL PYLONS
whoa guy that's enough crossfit talk
hold on one freaking minute are you wearing my pants?
wait... you have to answer the question...
cant even build a zealot? you must construct additional pylons!
Hold up hoe...
No kim that's bad english
*f&#229;r
jONAS pLEASE
ANOREXIC*
very*
Go Home Manya You are drunk!!!
Thats enough jerry
control yourself
Relax Dad... ...it's bulking season
*the You're welcome.
You're
C&#193;LMATE
*AM I
NO REALLY i GET ENOUGH OF YOU ON FACEBOOK
its ok im really white
that's swiftor not swifter
im sorry did the my middle of my sentence interupt the beginning of yours?
*antidisestablishmentarianism
As I said it's not my fault
yolo YOU MEAN YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE
ill buy u a hedset AY LMAO
stop what you're doing 'cause I'm about to ruin your entire idea of how indoor recess works in this room
Hold On
Aw Jeez! not that shit again!
seriously ladies... just admit that you date guys that are the exact opposite of what you have on your 'perfect guy checklist'. and then you want to complain. you might as well go buy your 15 cats now.
not swedes are gay faggots*
Beginners luck
stop bothering me with world cup news
Sense*
Um Excuse me... but  doughnut
no no i don't want your mixtape
&#211;RAB&#201;RBEN VAGYOK
classic household rules must only slap wife with fist like this
classic gentleman rules two: I must refuse your dinner invitation miss and mr ganesh
*YOU *MUST *CONSTRUCT *ADDITIONAL *PYLONS!
can I get a burger
*y'all
*May the force be with you. get it right.
TAUGHT
We don't share a mutual bond! We're not friends we're associates!
Jonas SHUT THE FUCK UP
please bitches darts are still on!
please
PLEASE ACE I DON'T WANT YOUR SQUIRRELS
SHTAP IN THE NAME OF JUSTICE
legendary
deep down ur really shallow
one directions the best band ever? kill yourself
Marine
oh no mr ! cheese is not superior to haze
*excellent
congraturation enoc you're a faggot
Millennials. 'thats on you'
Nope Sorry baby Dawl you're not a foof!
go ahead
a lot*
i don't need that kind of negativity in my life
I'm sorry your life is so pathetic that you're still carrying on about yesterday's football game.
*leggings
Amount? Are you sure you don't mean number?
*hANDSOME UNLESS I'M TALKING ABOUT YOU
If by 8 weeks you meant <3 YOu're DEAD ON
Stop with the bitstrips.
CUNTSTABLE
Feeding in league of legends? 'Kill yourself'
get to work!
$30 postage on $20 shirt? go kill yourself
Iraq and Syria are not the same country. They're 2 different situations.  Learn Geography.
You keep using that same damn edits on Ig  kill yourself
GDDR3 *DDR3
*IMMINENT
actually.. we already sent south africa the heat shirts
*Ran
*DDR3
I'm*
*the doctor not doctor who
KNOW*
*DA FAQ
*YOU'RE ...dumbass
kittys or gtfo
correction turk is a girl
woah now                                                                                              .
Did you Know? Passwords are like underwear...?
chaturbate *sexting
Swag fags!!! *Swagger *Homosexuals
correction: nobody expects the acquisition of the inquisition's inquisition by the inquisitor
jodi arias kill yourself
zsds sdsd
edit a comment make others feel dumb
Stop cause I'm about to ruin the image and the style you're used to
stop hammer time
stop in the name of love
the license plate says 'fresh'and has a dice in the mirror? yo Holmes
look
Wax on wax off
HiiiiiiiYaaaaH!
*hello
must be this tall to ride
'hey their. how has you're day been?' it was good
Control yourself
*Nobody has time For That*
just let me do  the singing
It's oh my god.
STOP Hammer time
WHEN I SEE 'NOT IN SYLLABUS
*genervt
Life problems? Kill youself
so are you saying... that greg metzen loves being a twink?
Damn girl calm down
'He listens to screamo.' Death metal
rude bwoi fi just Seckle
*InternShip
*fabulous
we are going deep and we're going hard calm down
bit*h please... what do you know about the history?
Its only smellz
*Happened
nO
perhaps you forgot something.. the test was negative
*yourself
*coolio
Kirk Hinrich
*negativist
****YOU'LL
DO NOT TELL FACEBOOK YOU'RE BORED GET A LIFE
You're*
TRAVARN. KILL YOURSELF
Ne smaraj
de
settle down sport i believe it is on the stock list
Hey guy up there lose weight...we can hear you walking
CALM DOWN  WOMAN!
My Wife asked for flowers... I told her we have 2 bags in the kitchen
Love*
on it bring
whoa
I THINK YOU'LL FIND I'M ALWAYS RIGHT
Exam preparation complete
No thanks im not gay
stop. you are doing the most
TKPE KORANG MAINTAIN JE TIDO AKU GI KEJE DULU OKAY!
TU BHI RAENDAY
excuse me
TRANQUILO BABOSO  EL WHATS NO LO ES TODO
YOU SAY YOU LOVE HIM AND YOU'VE BEEN DATING FOR A WEEK? KILL YOURSELF.
A lot*
Hold up Cigarette you're not leaving this house looking like a faggot
LETS NOT PRETEND  LIKE YOU DON'T WANT IT AS WELL
*MIS
*your.
slow down your mangina is HEMORRHAGING
THE next TRIPLE DATE IS IN THE YEAR 3000 ITS IN 2101
*here
TALK to the hand
You Forgot  +c
Jillian
*Mayan
STOP COLLABORATE AND LISTEN
*your
a third of Americans use two or more pharmaceutical drugs more than 10% of all Americans use five or more prescription drugs on a regular basis.
'Freshman' is singular 'FRESHMEN' IS PLURAL  remember! There aren't any 'freshmens'
WAIT WAIT WAIT IT'S PRONOUNCED AN APPLE
sorry gary
*yourselves
My name is alex.
*awesome
*SHUT UP
*descent
*yuo'er
*odštampa (kašalj)
xmas tree pic on facebook? kill yourself
*YOUR
*Linksmų Pelėdų*
Liron PLS Kill yourself
THAN*
Relax mom I'm looking for a job
YA VAN A EMPEZAR CON SU ALMENOS PASAMOS A MI NO ME JODAN RAYADOS DE MIERDA
Nants ingonyama bagithi baba
*THey're!  get it right retard!
Wants *To find
*Calibrations
free cell service with solavei?? no thanks...i love throwing money away!
AHMAD kill yourself
no no no no no no no you're doing it all wrong
Who cares that they are already in bankruptcy If we strike for a few more days hostess will have to give us a raise
HOLD ON... I'M BRINGING SEXY BACK!
you just hate me because i'm black!
*Boys
please talk to my hand
*I've
*lose unless talking about sarah
KiLL Yourselves
*COMPLETE
*take my hard-earned money and give it to the 'less fortunate'
EXPENSIVE
EH  AMARRA EL PONY
*COOL
in my day
iT'S NOT A SONG IT'S A pIECE
No RYan is the one running for president
shut up you aren't suppose to talk while menstruating
yes
AUNTY MAGGIE  I DON'T THINK MY FINGER SHOULD GO THERE
KILL YOURSELF
ABBEY MARTIN  KILL YOURSELF
You're
bitcHes bE
FAILED*
So Ann Coulter
You don't need to see my identification These aren't the binders your looking for
look: it's: 'AAH SSHH Push it'.
* ARE
*awkward
The C in CRS does not Stand for communication!
*Ladies
*Lifted Duramaxs
TRANQUILAS ZORRAS TENGO NOVIA...
YOU DONT DRAG YOUR TRUCK CAUSE IT MIGHT MESS UP THE PAINT???????
MAKE Make
I've got plenty.  Store the rest in binders
SLOW DOWN KILLA
*misschien
Little black book? No
DON'T CORRECT MY YOU'R IT'S RIGHT
Plugs*
Tuned*
Whoa dude
*You're
so you're telling me you have so much clean water
so you're telling me you have so much water you even shit in it?
So you're telling me You eat when you're bored?
what do you mean you're 29 are you immortal?
so yourre telling me people drive places they can walk then pay to walk on a treadmill??
YOUR FINISHED YOUR PLATE BECAUSE I WAS STARVING?
So you're tellin me nobody noticed That I have 3 fingers
So you're telling me You don't eat the crust?
So you're saying that in america they pay extra for less calories?
What do you mean.... Leftovers????
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT ONE DAY I CAN ALSO BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF USA?
what do you mean water isn't brown
how many fingers in my right hand?
So YOU ARE TELLING ME PEOPLE DRIVE TO THE GYM TO RUN ON THE TREADMILL?
so you're telling me that minesweeper is just a game where you come from?
So YOU'RE Telling me Some men pay to get whipped
So you're telling me people argue about the water in the glass insead of drinking it?
so you're telling me
so you're telling me you can make a shitty rap video and make millions?
so you're saying that people don't want to eat because it's bad for them?
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME You brought a bible but no food?
On a scale of Jerry Sandusky to Casey Anthony How much do you like children?
Don't take it personally but i think you are the annoying facebook girl
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOU USE FOOD FOR FIGHTS
so you're telling me that you saved my life by liking a facebook status?
so you're telling me  you open the frigde and then close it with out taking anything out
So you're telling me in america
so you're telling me you shit in clean water then press a lever and send it down a drain?
So your telling me If i cry on camera. I get some water?
So you telling me  you can have chicken and waffles?
so you're telling me you have so much food you throw away even leftovers?
So you're telling me  women in your country pay to get starved ??!
You hate IOS7??? I hate starving
you mean to tell me you think you're fighting for equal rights by making posts on facebook?
so you're telling me you're supposed to have 3 meals a day?
So You're Telling Me You Get College Credit For a Vacation in Africa?
birth certificatE? i'll do that when i get to hawaii
So You're telling me that Rihanna Should date a bobcats players because they don't beat anyone.
You're Tellin' Me ... You have Americans who want their country to be poor communists like us?
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME  THAT ROMEO COMMIT SUICIDE
so youre telling me you have so much clean water
Are you thinking
'what you talkin bout willis?' Can I have my biscuit now?
so you're telling me you pay to see caged animals?
so you're telling me rack city isn't a real city?
All you can eat RESTAURANTS? Tell me more...
so
So you're telling me The Patriots didnt win superbowl xlvi like my tshirt says?
You say that cockroaches can survive nuclear explosions Then what the heck is raid
when does supply and demand not effect price? when the cardinals world series shirts arrive
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT WERE YOU COME FROM PEOPLES USE FRESH DRINKABLE WATER TO WASH AWAY FOOD THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO EAT
I`m sorry
YOU ARE THE RIGHTFUL OWNER OF A seaside CONDO   just sign here
our records indicate THAT your rich RELATIVES left you millions
so you give me the goods now and i'll send you the money later
wait
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT THOSE SUNGLASSES ON YOUR HEAD COULD FEED MY FAMILY FOR A WHOLE YEAR?
SO YOu're telling me  some people in your country die because they eat too much ??!
So you are saying americans throw out left overs?
SO YOUR TELLING ME That most black women in north america are fat?
So you're telling me there are people that choose not to eat meat?
So u tellin me? You have so much fresh water
so you telling me in yo country they  give you $30 million to play sport ?
so you're telling me that you are over worked
You got issues??? Lady
So you're tellin me that in the USA they call leftovers compost?
sO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU GET FOOD FOR NO REASON ON CERTAIN DAYS
So you`re telling me your tribe owns the moon?
so you`re telling me your prisons have rules?
lady
so
Let me get this straight... YOu're upset because you can only afford basic cable?
So YOu're telling me that  you change your windows every 2 years ??!
SO you're telling me  you'll plant corn to fuel your car ??!
So you're telling me that... you take out the recycling
so you're telling me If I become a mormon
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME sAMUEL L. JACKSON IS NOT PRESIDENT OF THE U.S?
SO YOUR TELLING ME THE WATER AT SOMMERVILLE IS NOT BROWN?
That you eat all your food because im hungry?
You Mean to tell me you are a public employee and a union member... ...And you still vote republican?
&#163;3 will feed me for a month do you think we live on flies?
So you mean to tell me YoU brought a bible
so you're telling me waters not supposed to be brown?
SO YOUR TELLING ME... That there's White men with Red Hair?
So your telling me that you got kfc in you car? i'm going to cali baby
so you're telling that you're too old for me
so you're telling me its all about the money?
So you're telling me its ok to drink and do drugs at dolores park? Even though its by a school?
Wait just one second You saying I'm black?
so you're telling me you work hard for your money
So you're telling me people are standing in line for an apple but it's not food
So you're  telling me you spend 8 hours a day smelling muskrat and brylcream?
So yoo tellin meh  Dis aint propah english?
so your're telling me people spend more money on shoes than food?
WHAT YOU TALKIN' BOUT WILLIS
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU EAT LESS TO FIT INTO CLOTHES?
so you're telling me the poorest people are the fattest?
You mean to tell me that the lakers aint worried about being 0-8?
So you're telling me all your facebook friends are freaks?
SO YOUR TELLING ME YALL PAY FOR WATER?
So what exactly Was willis talkin bout?
SO YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME BUT YOU DON'T SHOW IT?
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT IF I ACT LIKE YOU HELPED ME YOU GIVE ME MONEY?
SO YOUR TELLING ME PEOPLE FIGHT WITH WATER NOT OVER WATER?
SO YOUR TELLIN' ME YOU GOT THE NEW IPHONE 5?
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT IF i WRITE ESSAYS EXPLAINING HOW QQ DOESN'T BOTHER ME THAT MAKES ME A SUPER TROLL?
You mean to tell me that shit isn't liquid?
so you are telling me troll face isn't real
So you're telling me... Patrice is not from Ethiopia?
SO your telling me WE kill the batman
So you're telling me that people in your country have sex just for fun
so you're telling me that because of me children have to finish their plate?
What do you mean you're 29 years old? are u immortal?
So your telling me in america most kids dont have guns?
So you're telling me every second plan comes back as a deviation?
They say I am skeptical... ...But I would rather call myself smooth
So Your telling me You can give me an update and not take my store down
So your telling me You don't need to activate users that exist?
YoU'Re TElling ME ...  ... Someone is getting payed for ONLY REQUESTING KPIS
proctologist my ass  show me some credentials
Hollywood ain't ready for me!
So you telling me if i buy on big mac Iget another one for a penny BS
So you're telling me women spend crazy amounts of money on weddings and then complain about how much they cost?
So You're Telling Me  Cozza is actually going out for a Beer.
so you're telling me You have to put a date on your food to know when you can still eat it?
so you're telling me you're gonna deploy oracle and keep salesforce.com?
So
so you're telling me you're all going to piksel for no reason now?
So your telling me man united fans  Will have to watch there team on Thursday night channel 5
so you're telling me  there's a cow that urges white people to eat mor chikin?
so you're telling me that lee daniels' the butler has more shit in it than our water
So you're telling me if i give you isk
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME ICE-T ISN't REALLY A COP?
So your tellin me  That Harrison is as straight as a roundabout
So you're telling me People actually watch duck dynasty?
so you're telling me there's dudes on instagram posting selfies?
so you contemplate gay rights because you have no more problems?
so you're telling me they have plethora of everything and thay can contemplate gay rights NOW?
So you're telling me we're no longer ashamed of DMX?
What do you mean? are you going to work for a change?
you  say my free school lunch came from india?
Brandon Baldwin... Is a Punjabi lover?
you're telling me you can drink your water and not get sick?
So your telling me Christine is not running your team after winning two in a row?
so you mean to tell me that his banana is not enough for you?
FIRESTAR69
so you're telling me nelson mandela wasn't the reincarnation jesus?
So you're telling me... you let a Hallucinating schizophrenic fake interpreter on stage with the president?
so you're telling me because of the way your epidetic  memory is set up you're not goin to remember me in 45 seconds?
so you're telling me terio ain't rick ross son?
So your telling me i can get the 8 piece meal for $4.99
are you sure that  ray j hit it first?
so you're telling me  im too young?
SO YOUR TELLING ME... VELLA'S TRAP GAME IS OUTRAGEOUS??
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME ENK 3RFA KOL 7AGA W MDKNA W KAMAN BT5BRI AHMED ESSAM
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME  PEOPLE STAY ON TOPIC FOR MORE THAN FIVE MINUTES?
T&#225;s-me a dizer que aguentas jantar esposende e barraca 77?
So you are tellin' me that renato požega is macho?
EST&#193;S DICIENDO QUE... NO HAS COMPRADO EL DISCO 'MATUTE EN VIVO'?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THOSE PEOPLE IN INDIA REALLY THINK LIKING A PICTURE WILL SAVE ME
so you're telling me you support pune warriors..??
wah dey know about my love  well i know food price eh change ....sad eh
So you are telling me that you pay to eat less?
so you're telling me she got a honky tonk badonkadonk?
so you're telling me  you didn't noticed that i have three fingers
So you're telling me that german people exchange their life to the one in southafrica?
sO YOU'RE TELLING ME jOHN DID lYNN 40 TIMES
OMG CHICKEN
so you ARE TELLING ME im a meme and i dont get any moneyx fronm it?
how many lies A DAY  do he tell
WE DONT HAVE MUCH WATER HERE  MIND IF I HAVE SOME OF YOUR MILK?
You mean to tell me tHEY ARE EXPANDING WELFARE?
so you're telling me you say no if someone in a truck gives you free candy
so your telling me.. that no gay marriage is the same as slavery?
so you're telling me d-rose ain't returning
so you're telling me in america we get a free republic
So you're telling me  I CAN GET sunny d 50% off at Jackcessorise?
so your telling me jordan is gay
RENAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATO :D
windows vs mac is all very interesting but where are my fainting goats
so your telling me that  if i get in the van i get free sweets?
so you're telling me  You know how to stay sober
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT THAT GUY WITH THE HARLEY IS GAY
SO YOUR TELLING ME YOU DON'T FIGHT FOR FOOD  YOU FIGHT WITH FOOD
So you are telling me that still chandrababu is a good administrator?
so you're telling me  my dads lenny henry?
sO YOU'RE TRYING TO REACH FILIPE GON&#199;ALVES LEVEL?
so you are telling me that nihal hates me?
what you talking about willis?
ARE YOU SINGLE
i have so much money i pay women to cut my toenails
damn lady you are fine!! but you aint one of those michael jackson mutha fukas!!
So you're telling me im black
YOU PAY FOR THE SAME WATER IN A BOTTLE  that you can get out of the tap
so your telling me that you look into a refrigerator full of food and say theres nothing to eat?
Your shitting me its going to snow in moorhead again!!
hey girl i got a maxed rs account
you have thes very nice boobies
so you sayin the wetback is takin my food stamps away?
that's how i twerk it you like that
so you sayin mickyD's be sellin dat purple drank?
Do you mean to say you consider bleeding to be charity work?
so you're telling me  michael jackson was a guy
So you're telling me our village idiot is now the president of the united states of america?
You tellin me the dad from thats so raven is a cop killer?
where you're from women with big asses don't carry anything on it at all
Hmmm... FrIed chiCken you say
so you're telling me we pay ibm but you do the work??
So you're telling me You really don't know why they never go back?
so your telling me people in your COUNTRY die from eating to much.
NO SER&#193; QUE PONGAN LAS NOTAS
So you're telling me that dtu has more animals than classes
so you're telling me that crack isn't good for you
So You're Telling Me The 49'ers thought turning off the power would help them win?
so you're tellin' me that... rain man is completely useless in krewella ?
wenn du mich adoptierst
First biden says gun control will save us then he says gun control wont save us?
So you're telling me That you have a 5 seconD rule
SO YOUR TELLING ME  THAT JUST BECAUSE YOU AREN'T IN PRE CALC YOU CAN'T GO TO HARVARD
SO you're telling me that non est factum means a mistake as to the nature of the document
So you say perks  help me save money?
Guns don`t kill people? Allow me to retort...
I`m sorry
So You're telling me  that was not you who farted
so you're telling me You can bring in 15 blsas?
so you're telling me y'alls water comes in bottles?
SO YOUR TELLIN ME YOU PLAY RUNNING BACK AND YOU WEIGH MORE THEN A WHALE
So You're Telling Me that in your country You Have so much clean water that you crap in it?
so  your  telling me that  women  here have beards
ME ESTAS DICIENDO QUE EN M&#201;XICO  HAY UNA TAL BIMBO QUE VENDE NEGRITOS
So you're telling me juan jordan is still on sgla
whats in it for me
so you're telling me that  for 67 cents a day i can sponsor an american family?
So you're telling me They are making pancakes over there
So your telling me the woRld is ending  The day the bred 11s drOp ?!
so you're telling me that hamburger have ham?
So you're telling me you have so much food
so you're telling me... you got free shit. and your're not happy
SO SO  UND DU SAGST DU MACHST ES FUR NEN FUFFIE?!
You're telling me we can have water? What about milk?
YOU DON'T SAY
so you're telling me people still go to raves?
SO
Wait
So you are saying  If life gives us lemons 
so. your telling me you sacrificed goats
6 billion spent by special interests in the presidential elections
SO YOUR TELLING ME YOUR WATERS CLEAR?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT PEOPLE IN AMERICA ARE STANDING IN LINE FOR AN APPLE AND IT'S NOT FOOD?
OH...SO YOU TELLING ME  SELF-ESTEEM COMES FROM WITHIN AND NOT INSTAGRAM
You mean to tell me  I now have to cheer for the pelicans
So you`re telling me PPl eat & then through up to be skinny?
you wanna tell me
so you're saying americans use cars just to get to a place within 3 minutes of walking distance
so u tellin me you have so much fresh water
so YOU'RE telling me  not all basketball players are black?
you need somthin? i got that fiya!
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU THROW AWAY HOT WATER?
So you're telling me that mcdonald's has served over 99 billion people?
YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU HAVE WATER
You're Telling me... You believed my dads  Email?
So Texas fans will pay $9.99 a Month for the obvious?
SO YOU TELL ME IN YOUR'RE COUNTRY THEY HAVE FIGHTS WITH WATER?
So you're telling me That the cornbread's been done this whole time?
so you're telling me you don't drink tap water
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME J-LO'S BUTT IS REAL N NICKI MINAJ'S ISNT
Your telling me.. canada is having an asian invasion?
So you're telling me Niggas get HEad on The 6 train
WHAT U TALKING BOUT WILLIS
So you're TelliNg me You microwave bacon for ten minutes?
So you're saying you care bout us so much that you're getting your biggest poison company to feed us?
so you're telling me you shit in perfectly clean water?
QUIERO ASER PORNO CON ESTA
So you're telling me cmu is fun when there is no class?
So You're Tellin' ME THAT IF I CRY ON TV PEOPLE WILL SEND ME FOOD?
SO YOUR TRYING TO TELL ME THAT YOU CAN ACTUALLY BYE FOOD?
SO YOUR TELLIN ME YOU BELIEVE  ANTWAN STOPPED SMOKIN WEED?
so you're telling me there's an ipad mini?
So you're telling me People throw up just to continue eating?
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT YOU CAN CLEAN URSELF WITH SOAP INSTEAD OF UR HAND
SO YOUR TELLING ME YOU HAVE THREE MEALS A DAY ?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY ARE NOT MY REAL PARENTS

WHY I SO POOR? APPLE MAPS SAYS I AM IN USA?

SO IF I PAY 20$ IF I GET U
So YOU'RE TELLING ME if you join roadtrip2012.com.au you can do your bit to help global poverty?
WHOA GIRL  COME NO CLOSER
so you're telling me  that i should trade messi for scholes with you
are you jamaican? or just black?
So you're telling me you have clean water but won't drink it because it's 'flavorless'?
so your telling me 25er tick tell fridaY
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT  IF I COME WITH YOU I CAN EAT
SO You tellin' me You Flew here
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT PINGAZ ARE FREE AT GOROKAN HIGH?
So you're telling me that  people in your country spend money on games rather than food?
SO YOU'RE TELLIN ME PRINGLE BLOCKED THE ENSUITE!
so you're telling me for 3 easy payments of $19.99 i can be a rapper too?!!
u sure u no trafficker?
So you're telling me  you use our houses as tents?
I KNOW WHAT YOUR THINKING YOU WANT ME
secondo te
So u say Rabbi lannik aint no rabbi?
so you mean to tell me rocks and twigs aren't food
WEED YOU SAY I CAN ARRANGE THAT
TU NO QUERRAS VERME  LA PILILA
so you're telling me If I become a mormon
So you're telling me Middle class white kids complain about not being able to Get scholarships?
so you're tellin' me... you aint got my money
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME I STEAL COFFEE BEANS?
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A JEWISH ZOMBIE IS THE REASON YOU'RE GIVING ME THIS FOOD?
Why would I want your Foreign AIDS?
SO YOUR TELLING ME YOU HAVE A HOUSE FOR YOUR DOG
So you're telling me anorexic girls are sexy?
it's a tough life  but someone's gotta sip that purple
so your telling me you drive to places when you could walk
So you're saying people have been donating money to me but the companies keep it for themselves???
so you are telling me must give ang bao then u open the door???
Let me get this straight where you come from you don't have to walk four mile
so u're telling me

So you're telling me you have aircraft carriers now?
So you're telling me  calvin didn't score and rory won?
So you're telling me You can workout everyday but you cant fix the internet
so youre tellign me somethigns are 'moar correct' what are you an arts major?
damn yo
So your telling me i can have mac and cheese
so you're telling me cats speak with their tails?
SO
SO YOU're TELLING ME... THE TIME TO REVOLT IS NOW?
So you're telling me i could've made millions as a webster stunt double?
So you're telling me in 10 years i'll be the star of 'cory in the house'?
SOOOOO... HOW BIG IS DA ASS
ZEg wollah DIE SOEP IS MAAR 50CENT
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU CAN'T SEE THE STRING?
So you're telling me in America people drink bleach!
so you're telling me people have leftovers?
idkk about this shit
TU CREES QUE HUMILLAR OH TRATAR A TU  NOVIO ES AMOR
So you're telling me that If you cut off my ears nothing will happen to you
so you're telling me you have to print your paper out?
YOU MEAN TO TELL ME YOU BUY TORN AND DISTRESSED SHORTS
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME TSHABALALA ISN'T A GOOD STRIKER?
SO YOUR TELLING ME ...  THAT ATOMS REPRESENT SOMETHING THAT U CAN'T SEE BUT THEN ATOMS DON'T EXIST COZ THERE MAID TO REPRESENT SOMETHING THAT U CAN'T SEE AND COZ U CAN'T SEE IT IT STILL EXIST COZ U SAID IT DOES ?
so your telling me That if i am black
SO UR TELLING ME THAT  I COULD BE A PRO BALLER BY NOW
WATCHU TALKING ABOUT WILLIS
so you're telling me  that you had sex
So you're telling me  the school makes you get a side with your meal and people just throw it out?
So you're telling me I can get twitter And still not be as gay as Gurvir?
So you're telling me brian has water for me?
So your tellin me That In America I can get food stamps and drive an escalade
so
so you're  telling me that it is food in your car?
so your'e telling me the black man in america struggles?
so you're telling me yolo?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT GIRLS DO NOT FAP?
so you're telling me i only have 3 fingers
So
he had how many faction mods on an oracle?!
so your telling me you dont have aids
daammnn Nice boobs
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME BILLY SLATER
so your saying that ariel has a film name mamita's fury he didnt invite me cause am not gay
SO YOUR TELLING ME  I CAN'T COME TO YOUR HOUSE

SO you're telling me I can make an a in mr. g's physics class?
YO ERA BLANCO HASTA QUE LA NACI&#211;N DEL FUEGO ATACO .L. NACI&#211;N DEL FUEGO
so you're telling me in america
I ONLY KNOW ONE KIND OF BRA ALGEBRA
So you're telling me People Use HashtagS on fAcebook?
so if i go with you ill get candy? hell yes
YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT YOU GET A'S YET DON'T STUDY?
SO YOUR TELLING ME  THAT WHITE GIRLS HAVE PINK NIPPLES
I'M WATCHING U VERY CLOSELY

So you're telling me i'll have my PhD in 3 years
so your telling me that i cant see you on your birthday ?
so what you're saying is APU MALKAN ISN'T REALLY A PLAYA?
saw samuel lee sleeping on the bus so i contacted the police
so you're telling me that you're voting for the 'lesser' of the two evils? what if you're just voting for the best liar?
so you're telling me i get a cheeseburger for doing what?
So UR TELLIN ME.. SMLY DOESNT LIKe Me
So YoU'RE TELLING ME wOOKIE IS BUY US ALL TULLY'S?
So you're telling me... merthe invited me too on her project x party the 21st?
u sho? iz purty big
Money and food? Can I just see some ass and tittes and we get on with this?
SO BABY'S COME FROM WHERE
I'D GIVE YOU A... 6 OUT OF 10
So you're telling me that your amica goes 60km/h
SO YOU MEAN TO TELL ME DJ TEFFLER REALLY IS GIDI'S FINEST?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT PEOPLE TAKE PHOTOS IN THE BATHROOM NOW
so your telling me there's class elections tommorow
short again? you know what this means...
So you'rE making tacos... But in ring form?
So you're telling me you ate more food because I was starving?
SO YOUR SAYING IF SOPHIE TRENERY GETS LYPO SUCTION AND GETS A MAJOR MAKE OVER  I CAN ACTUALLY BE GOOD ENOUGH FOR MITCHELL MCGRATH
I'D LOVE TO BUT... I JUST TURNED DOWN MADONNA
well played $50 it is then
SO UR SAYING  KONY IS MY DAD
so you're telling me you shit in clean water?
Seems nice sure you're not racist dog?
so you're telling me Upper Hutt College got given $26 million dollars
So you're telling me that i can spend as much time as i want on this project?
SO YOUR TELLING ME YOU HAVE THAT MUCH WATER  YOU PEE IN IT
So you're telling me it's okay to ship everyone as long as it isn't crisscolfer?
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT  THAT LEVEL 1 DIDNT DEFUSE
so your telling me theres more of your kind
so you're telling me you're gonna take me away and i'll never see my parents again?
So you telling me if I buy a swallowtail imma get all da bitches?
SO U R TELLING ME IMRAN KOTHA BOILLA BAHIRE GESE KINTU ATTENDENCE KATSE JAWADER
so you're telling me i have aids?
sO YOU'RE TELLING ME LOUISIANA IS COMPLAINING AGAIN ABOUT TOo much water??
What does this so called sun Block do?
So you're telling me that white people pretend to be black people?
Are you telling me the nhl  won't let the players have 57% of the profits?
so they think if they share a picture it helps me ?
so you're telling me you get free food
Your telling me  KFC is not the only place to buy chicken
so you're telling me the hokey cokey isn't
SO YOUR TELLIN ME
So you telling me that  eldar skamo went back to kauhejoki?
Wait a sec... since when is toronto top 10?
Why do you keep askin' me to say
So youre telling me in school they have food fights but its not about the food?
Hold on
so you're telling me you're stomach hurts because you eat too much?
Thats fascinating but.. r u gonna bang doe?
So you&#180;re telling me nobody canna cross it?
you mean my life would be a lot better if rich people ceased hogging everything? wow
So you've watched every season of house And you still think its lupus?!
so you're telling me you can convince people you're not racist by liking a picture?
SO IN A HUNDRED YEARS THE MOON WILL BE GONE?
for the 50th time lady i am not that dude out of diff'rent strokes!!!
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME You hang Animals on the wall just to look at em?
SO YOUR TELLING RVP PLAYS FOR MANU
WELL YOU CAN TELL KONY COME AT ME BRO
SO YOUR TELLING ME YOU
SO YOUR TELLING ME  THAT THERE'S MORE THEN JUST AFRICA ?
so what you sayin is them sunglasses on yo head costed 300 dollas?
SO YOU SAY YOU CAN TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE!
So you're telling me that Kony is near ? Hide yo kids hide yo wife
so you say that your people  have special places to pee &shit
you mean to tell me that i should shoot dice on thursday mornings?
So your telling me that im popular on ifunny  and not rich
So youre  telling me that yall eat a meal and then eat...another meal?
so you mean to tell me that yall eat three times a day?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME ABDU IS MY FATHER
Pra ti po me thua mua qe lagjes tende i cahen topat e futbollit sapo i bleni
so You`re telling me You buy these glasses from the mall?
SO YOUR TELLING ME  TOBI ODELUSI IS MY FATHER?
So your saying  you can beat TXI in td
So you're telling me water isn't brown?!
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THESE CAPTION PIC. CONVERSATIONS ARE FUNNY?
SO I CRY WHEN THE CAMERA IS ON
So you have had this job for a year And you still dont know what your doing.
so you're telling me Y'all think I don't get girls
So you're telling me you have so much clean water you shit in it?!
so basically.. dese hoes be actiin up and dese niggaz be lettn em?
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU HAVEN'T SEEN LIMP BIZKIT LIVE?
so you're telling me there's a holiday where you stuff food with other food
so you're telling me you are eating becouse you are bored
so you're telling me that you actually throw things away!?
So You're telling me You eat too much and you want to lose weight?
Wait So Your Telling Me ron Washington's team has made it to the last two world series?
so you're telling me even when this meme is famoUS
So you had a feast at chick fil a to make a point And couldn't bring a single sammich to my village?
So I just jump in a crappy boat to Australia  And I get a house
so youre telling me... youre not allowed to ride the lions where youre from?
so you're telling me the patriots didn't win the superbowl?
So two dudes want to marry each other and this affects you how?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME  I GET LIKES FOR THIS FACE
Let's play a lil Lost and Found
So your telling me? that theres a land with water you wash your ass with?
so your saying i can have all the white bitches?
so you use 40 liters of drinkable water a day just to wash away your pee?
so you say you know a woman who is 86 years old?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME ...Wait you're Mexican !
so your telling me if i go to secta i can make the varsity basketball team ?
so you're telling me angelina jolie wants to be my mom?
so you're me telling i don't know how to say the top line correctly
so you're telling me angelina jolie wants to be my mom?
so you telling me  that if i go to chelsea i will play alngside mi brother mikel
kush  don''t you mean ganja..
so you are telling me I can't wear my class a unifor on judge judy's show?
so you're telling me there are girls that eat everything they want
So you're telling me Some nba games aren't fixed
So you're Telling me A pot head can win 19 medals and not be second guessed
sO YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT KOBE PASSED THE BALL?
........... Did you know you got a booger in yo nose?
So you're telling me At Academy c60
So you're telling me the water you flush your shit with is cleaner than the water we drink?
So You're telling me the dbacks sweept La And Justin upton is still slumping
SO You're telling me your using the graph too!?
So
So You're TElling Me You put a card into a box and money comes out?
sO YOU'RE TELLING ME  YOU CAN BUY BLACK PEOPLE LEGALLY BUY KICKING A BALL?
i'm tellng you you're the chosen one
yes
so you're telling me that i could live to 30?
So you're telling me white women love black men
I got five bucks here in my wallet how far up your pants leg will that get me?
so you're telling me your ngo doesn't support gay marriage?
1 1/2 Month Don&#180;t you mean 6weeks
SO are you saying that you doubt my hones
so yourre telling me the chinese BADMINTON team PURPOSELY brought dishonor to there family
Im skeptical Problem?
YOu can't just uppin come to Atlanta and pretend like it's sudan
So you're telling me That thos boobies are fake?
So you are telling me coke zero has all the same great flavor as regular coke?
so you're telling me Your roofs aren't made ​​of dung?
So you're telling me... fall out boy isn't a band anymore?
So You're Telling Me You need me to test Web services from XP even though it runs on Linux
So your telling me.. people that make bombs can't double-click?
So you're telling me Ben reynolds is going to ride a boat down greendale ave?
SNOOP LION?
so you're telling me that someone that's never met me wants to support me by paying just 65 cents a day?
so you're tell me you roll the blunt
so you're telling me carpi said he was going to sack perna after he got  head
So what your saying is they could send more food then just rice?
please... i need money
so you're telling me that if i was older i could have you in my bed?
You fixin to make me  let this hand off the chain.
so you're telling me i can get all those women and weed
So you're tellin' me you purposely starve yourself and paint yourself black?
YOu think it is only 6 inches? Do I look white to you?
So you're tellin me that facebook post got over 10
I have how many chemos before noon?
So you're telling me she loves him but wont say hello to him?
so you're telling me countries are spending tons of money on people to go play games?
This is weird but... can i fist you?
So you wanna use my id so no one knows your a 3oyr old woman who cant wait for Battle nations 2.0??
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME  IF PEOPLE LIKE A PHOTO OF ME
sO YOU'RE TELLING ME IF PEOPLE LIKE MY PHOTO ON FACEBOOK
So YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT BILLY HAS ALL THE RIGHT TO SAY THIS?
Olympics? Not a corporate gang-bang
Hey this is crazy and I just met you but heres my number so nudes?
So You're telling me Your students have a/c in their class?
So you're telling me  you have zero interest in going back to deal with shitheads?
so you're a ganga how muuch??
Wait you told me you'd give me chicken if i was in this ad
Well Buttercup I guess  You should have chose a different guy to rob with a plastic gun
So you're telling me you has so much coleslaw you needs a pickup truck to haul it?
So you're telling me YOu spend more on dog food in a month than My family makes in a year
so you're telling me i met a girl on facebook and i find out shes fake?
So you're telling me  that those underwear are really shorts?
So you mean to tell me..... i can't get disablities for starvation?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU HAVE SO MUCH CLEAN WATER
damn....what is that SMELL?!?
So you're telling me You have so much clean water
you mean to tell me in america they won't eat  perfectly good chicken because the guy who owns the restaurant isn't a  flaming homosexual?!?
so you're telling me you have so much water you actually shit in it?
so you're telling me  that nick sapienza is'nt gay?
So You're telling me people actually get famous over a social network site?
So your telling me I can be a movie star in your basement
so you mean to tell me that there's a surprise for those who wear white in tapmi tomorrow?
so you're sayin' you're top 8 lvl but got bodied in pools?
we in africa
So You're telling me I can take this computer and render animations
So your telling me if I lift my truck i'll get more hoes
SO you're saying your top 8 lvl but got bodied in pools?
So you're telling me that you are a nets fan now?
So You Telling me ... That Petrol Cost more than beer?
so you're telling me  running heiritics wont make me high tier?
are you sure that delphin doesn't miss his family?
So your telling me His power level is over 9000
you mean to tell me Triangle fraternity is the bomb
so you're telling me you stop eating food with carbs in it
this meme makes no sense
still dont get this meme
if you put a finger in your ear and scratch it sounds like pacman
this meme is crappy
Watches the youtube link still no clue
stupid americans don't even know what Yaz' is
My son said my story was cool And he called me bro!
TIMMAH!
People call me gay... but i just do it for the sex
Why is this meme so popular? YAAAAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZ
i wanna see you cry YAAAAZZ
crappy meme is crappy
Post meme no one understands Reach Top Tier... YAAAAAAAZ!
someone likes my facebook status  Yaaaaaaaaaaazzzz
MAKES A VERY SIMPLE PASS OMG
HEll yeah i found my fleshlight
drives your car into a river  comes back with dinner
Makes shitty meme about a shitty meme page
I got a shotgun aiming to my own head if this picture reaches the trending page i'll blow my brains out
теперь ? юзнул аааааааааааааднокла??ники!!!11
Seit 2 Wochen ins FitnessStudio gehen Sich wie eine Kombination aus dem unglaublichen Hulk
yassss
Call self retard as a joke It's not actually a joke
blond und stolz
OKAY MAAAAAAN
Woton
When I bang my sister i yell 'roll tide'!!!
i am an aussi lolololol
you got caught BITCH
They Call me MEESTER
BABAQ: yeah hab meine unterhosen gefunden
Sees political DISCUSSION online word vomits unprovable CONSPIRACY theories and claims to win the internets
ЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЯЗЗЗЗЗЗЗЬЬЬЬЬЬЬЙ
I'm a men
What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breathe
goes to fight toughest guy in bar Smashes a bottle over himself
IK BEN TaRiK
JUST FOUND A HAM SANDWICH IN THAT LLAMA CAVE
sARAH  KISS ME
im badass
eeee eeeee eeeeee
tai kai svente LJ isvare i mexico
catches fish while camping shoots it with shotgun
with a jaw like this who needs college!
WHITNAll
You'll vouge for me in court? yaazz!!!
HOW YOU DOIN?
AM I a vampire i dont know!
hey zugz man you got any money i can borrow?
hey zugz man spot me a 20 bro
Graphics be like  yasssss
Yeaa thıs ıs funny
yeah just won the  longest fart competition
Zillertaler T&#252;rkenj&#228;ger  h&#246;ren !
the camry effect
first acid trip was his last
da soup one is da chili
hey everybody.... wwaazaa!
ha gay!!!
Withdraw money from atm yell 'I won! i won!'
im still a party animal!!!!
All i need is you
melaju melaju kencang motorku ahaaa
wreehhhhh reeehhh laura!!?? il restoou!!
ANDREAAASSEEEN
ulos vai sis&#228;lle
It's Fifa time!
YAAAZZZZ
let the body set the yaz
hell yeah i have premium+
wuh&#228;h&#228;h&#228;&#228;
this meme will work yaaaazzzz
yay i know how to make memes!
may 20 claire alarcio
claims to be 17 for call of duty.com #yolo
i bite off your face
Hot girl add you on  facebook
come on torres my teeth are STRAIGHTER than that kick
ultimate tonight? yeaaaaaaah!
KOM HIT
KOM HIT
Little cousin no longer likes twilight yAaZZ!
did you see that!! wow just wow
i play  yaaaz flute
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaeh
it's not fair to call those talk show hosts news they're just on news networks
we are all 5 bad decisions away  from sh*tting in a bucket
time for a nap at mlk library. watch my shopping cart
watching a movie in class and you're the only one laughing
Реб?та ?зь здоровенный Ййййййййааааааааазззззззььь
Herp derp yaaaaaaazzzzzzzzzz
yes but a cordon could be better if scrolled
how is this  top tier?
My mom was a category
I WOrk Out! YEAH!!!
ALOO GOBI ALL DAY EVERYDAY BALLIN
Wilson Got fired? Bottoms up!
COUGHS like a muthf***a  lights a cig
coughs like a muthaf**a Lights a cig
Music history cancelled at 8am! YEAH!
Bangers and mash Mate!
IM COMPOOTER ILLITERITEE!!!  HAHAHAHAHA
1) Wei signorina! teni nu culu ca te parla! 2) e ce te dice!? la puttana de mammata!?
Oncle stays up a little longer gets much time for masturbating
gaaaaaaah (I'm british)
That Dollhouse Smell
I failed out of college So thats why I'm gonna teach you
Finished Finals Eat a fish
got a job! lost it in 2 minutes
commits a comment build doesnt break
Cocaine is a powerful drug but it aint got nuttin on meth
plays 1 letter in words gets 28 points
Deleinfiel Allah? Who?
me love roundtable roundtable iz fun
yaazzz ot ona ot onaa
szeretlek  b&#246;k&#246;nyi kriszta
TROLOLO
Hey You guys
OI! rRRITE MATE?! BIG BOTTLE O' CALPOL PLEAZ.
first day as boss
HEY BABY HEY HEEEEY
AhahAhahahahah You so funny
Вот она
FOREVER BRUTAL
so you're telling me people buy virtual money with real money?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DRINK WATER FROM A GLASS THEN USE CLEAN WATER TO WASH THE GLASS AFTER YOU DUMP WHAT YOU DIDN'T DRINK?
So you're telling me that You wash your dishes  With clean water because there's still food on there
so you're telling me you have so much water that you can shit in it too?
So you're telling me you freeze water So you can add water to your water?
so you're telling me you bought a new phone when your old phones work perfectly fine?
so youre telling me  you spend money to see lions
So you're telling me
So You're Telling me water is actually transparent?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY'RE GONA USE ME AS MEME  TO SAY STUPID SHIT ABOUT AFRICA
So your telling me they tried stopping kony by liking a video?
You have millions for these commercials   but you don't have 40 cents to feed me?
So YOu're telling me KIds in america complain about the Cafeteria food?
so youre telling me your goverment actually pays you when you dont have a job?
so you're telling me if i get in the van i get candy?
so you're telling me
So you're telling ME People pay people to tell them to eat less?
so in your country i would need a permit for my ak-47?
so you're telling me i am one of your facebook friends
So YOU`RE TELLING ME I JUST HAVE TO CRY IN FRONT OF A CAMERA AND WE GET A NEW SCHOOL?
So you're Telling Me Slavery was banned 200 years ago?
So you're telling me Im Not supposed to have just three fingers?
so you're telling me people gave you cash to give to us but you don't have it
So you're telling me FLo rida ain't from florida?
so your'e telling me  im a internet star?!?
So you're telling me that i'm a meme?
So your telling me im going to grow uP to be a rapper name jadakiss?
So You're Telling me the poor guy's house just fell into a hole
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU THINK LIKES WILL SAVE MY BRETHREN
so you mean to tell me you can be friends with someone and not talk to them ever?
So you're telling me There's such a thing as 'First World Problems' now?
so you are telling me miley cyrus is not a guy
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME I SHOULD TAKE SOME MONEY YOU STOLE FROM ME AND VOTE FOR YOU SO THAT YOU CAN STEAL MORE FROM ME?
So you're telling me you are complaining about the electric bill but still don't switch the lights off?
So You're telling me Justin Bieber pukes on stage and gets 18 million youtube hits?
So you're telling me
so you're telling me that  you flush your poo with perfectly clean water
So you're telling me I'm not the father
So you're telling me People intentionally don't eat to loose WEIGHT?
so you're tell me you bought a new phone but your 5 old phones still works
so you're tell me you spent $2000 for sunglasses and wear them on top of your head
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME IT'S FORBIDDEN FOR CHILDREN TO WORK IN YOUR WORLD?
So you're telling me you wouldn't hit this?
so you're telling me you can't spell 'you're' right even though it's right here in my name
So your telling me you have two more fingers than me
SO YOU ARE TELLIN ME THEY THINK LIL WAYNE IS BETTER THAN EMINEM
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME PEOPLE DIE FROM EATING TOO MUCH?
so you're telling me you have five thousand friends but you don't know any of them
let me get this straight you'll do what? for how many cookies?
So you're telling me SAYING 'hAKUNA mATATA' WILL SOLVE ALL MY PROBLEMS?!
You're telling me that you eat food before you eat? and it's called an appetizer?
so you're telling me that people say 'they're starving to death' WHEN THEY're actually not?
so your telling me that you were given a month for an assignment but started a day before due date?
So you're telling me you get tired form a job were you sit down the wHole time?
so you're telling me that there's diseases infecting everyone and all you guys are doing is sending us computers?
So You're Telling me the kid was never in the BALLOON but his dad said he was
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME there was some horse meat instead of beef in your lasagna?
so you're telling me my team could win but i lose the bet because of a point spread
so what you doing later?
so you're telling me you say hallelujah when it's raining men?
So you're telling me that there's some pepople who eat till they can't
So
So You're Telling me you pay for clothes that you wear under your clothes?
So You're Telling me Lost & Found Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Pamela Masik’s quest to honour the missing women AMBER TROOCK ZOE GREAVES of the Downtown Eastside
So you're telling me You're using food to decorate your food?
So You're telling me that you throw out your food Because you can't eat more
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU VISIT HOTELS WHEN YOUR HOUSE WORKS FINE?
so YOU'RE telling me  people in the same house talk to each other over the internet ?
So you're telling me you have a slave in your house and you call them a 'maid'?
so you're telling me people starve themselves to look pretty?
So
so you're tell me that we're not allowed to pick up these shiny rocks but you can
so you're tell me you vote for some random tv show singer and you don't get any of the winnings
so you're telling me you have so much stuff you need a truck to move it all
so you're telling me that vegetarians buy fake food that taste like chicken
so you're telling me he spent a  billion dollars to get a job that pays $400
So you tell me that if i buy this pizza.... I GET A FREE PIZZA?
so you're telling me you take pictures of your food instead of eating it?
so your telling me white people eat less on purpose?
So you're telling me I'm a 'meme' on the internet now
So you're telling me the means by which a state tries to increase its security decrease the security of others
so ur telling me obama wants us to solve world hunger with seeds  wtf what we gonna water them with
So you're telling me Jesus Came back to Life today So I could Yolo?
so you're telling me you spend 600$ on a smartphone just to replace it with another one the next year?
So You're Telling me if i skip the latte every morning i'll become a millionaire ?
so you're telling me  you allow people to make all of these 'memes' of me that make you look stupid?
so you're telling me I'm not the 1# meme?
So you're telling me THAT BECAUSE I GOT HACKED YOU TAKE 2 YEARS TO UNFREEZE MY ACCOUNT?
a si que tu eres  la mas capo
So you're telling me that science can't predict a blizzard 24 hours away
u raccis
Now how is Santa Gon be at the mall And bass pro?
SO YOU GUYS POO IN PERFECTLY CLEAN WATER?
so you're telling me  a red suited fat guy sneaks into your house once a year
so you're telling me if your man give you a free baby he have to give you money too
so you're telling me we'll get paid to carry stuff back for you in our butt
So You're telling me you want me to do a 'feed the children commercial' and i'm hungry my damn self
so you're telling me I can't have your big mac?
So You're telling me you went to see a batman movie that had very little batman in it And he spent half the movie trapped down a well?
So You&#180;re Telling me you Miss SALAMI on your Pizza ?
Are you sure we haven't met online
so you're telling me  you ate mcdonalds everyday for two years
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THEY GON' USE ME TO SAY STOOPID CRAP 'BOUT AFRICA?!
So you're telling me the grass isn't gReener on the other side?
so you're telling me if I send you credit  I get your nudes?
So you're telling me That Messi is the best football player in the whole milky way ?
so you're telling me that if you're The guy in the relationship you don't have to talk about what bothers you about the me
So you're telling me you can order food to your home?
SO you're telling me that zac efron thinks he can COMMENT on other peoples music
So
So You're Telling me Pamela Masik with her portrait of Julie Young
SOOOOOOOOOO  YOU GOT MY MONEY
SO YOUR TELLING ME OBAMA GAVE ME MY FREE PHONE SO HE CAN SPY ON ME
Porque todos piensan que soy pobre  .-. Hola quiero ser tu amiga y ayudarte
so youre telling me Jason Stackhouse hit .188 this year and batted leadoff
Du willst mir sagen
so you are telling me... that manu smells more than my poop?
So You're Telling me Pamela Masik began painting portraits of the many women missing from the Downtown Eastside five years ago in a plight to draw attention to the tragic cases. Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  She has painted 69. ZOE GREAVES AMBER TROOCK
So You're Telling me If you’re in Vancouver you may already be familiar with the portraiture of Pamela Masik.Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Inspired by the women who have famously gone missing from Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
So You're Telling me Painter Pamela Masik may see her role as “bearing witness? to “honour? the murdered and Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6 missing women of Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
so you're telling me you have contests to see who can eat the most food?
so your tellimg me americans tell their kids to think about me when they force them to finish their food?
So You're Telling me    people ate horsemeat and thought they were eating beef
SO you're telling me The Pope can resign?
so you're telling me that 30% of people in your country think god cares about a football game?
So Your Tellin Me
so you are telling me  that you downloaded a legal movie from the internet
She sucked who off to get in the club?
So you're telling me... Our village idiot Became the us president?
so you're telling me that the good ol' boys group makes fun of my people?
so you're telling me romney thinks you should be able to roll windows down on a plane?
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME TORRES CAN SCORE?
So You're Telling me I SHOULD watch a bunch of celebs give themselves bullshit awards
so you're telling me those boobs are real??
so you're telling me that you want me to put my lion of zion inside you and make you bawl like 10 tarzan?
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME APPLE ACCOUNTS ARE EASILY HACKED?
So you're telling me your car ate more corn last year than i did?
So you're telling me I'm famous on something called 'internet'
So you're telling me mjftho and a serious dan are jews? OY Vey
So you are telling me social enterprise is a ngo doing business ?
so you're telling me all men are equal but not slaves?
So
so you're telling me if a guy post a pictur  of him smoking weed he gets 10 likes  but if a girl does it  she gets 100 likes
you can not borrow my goat
So You're Telling me you want to ban cheeseburgers?
SO YOU're telling me that zuniga has made it out of brazil without a bullet in his body
so you're telling me if i was mexican i can go to texas for free
So you're telling me my coca cola has 2 liters but my honda has 1.6 liters?
so you tellin' me angelina jolie is adopting me?
So you're telling me  You had 3 appointments and they all no showed
Tu mi vuoi dire che ancora non hai ascoltato il singolo di OverAge?
So you're telling me You can get 7.8 for that apartment?
so you're telling me.. That IF I GO TO ISLAND BAZAAR ON APRIL 12 1-5pm at the fist christian church i can get food
So you're telling me Group projects mean i do all the work?
So you're telling methat god that created universe is the god of the bible?
so you're telling me you're outgoing
so you're telling me that a little girl who smokes can beat the quaker man?
So you're telling me As soon as i got my new car we are best friends?
So you're telling me that brock lesnar defeated the undertaker at wrestlemania 30?
so you're telling me i gotta wait five months for mario kart 8?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME  ALEX IS GAY?
so you're telling me that the redistribution of wealth is way more just in my third world country than in the U.S.?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THAT'S THE 'BRAINS' TEAM ON SURVIVOR?
So you're telling me you're a Pharaoh 
so you're telling me that by reading the new york times i'll become more of an INTELLECT
So you're telling me that we're having another Health & Safety Inspection?
You saved how much calling an independent agent?
so you're telling me... i can sneak into the u.s. and get shit fo free?
So you're telling me that it's not worth paying $650 for a once in a lifetime opportunity?
So you're telling me You're an American but you're against the tea party?
so your'e telling me hutch will be running the show
So you're telling me You have a boyfriend?
so you're telling me  i became a meme just by trying to look something behind you
so your telling me americans do this 'diet' thing on Purpose?
So you're telling me i should be looking at the balance-related objectives
So you're telling me Diggory loves and protects you but you still choose Damon?
so your telling me The Simpsons: Hit & Run is rated m for mature
so your telling me The Law Firm of Taussig & Taussig
KOBE BRYANT FROM THE LAKERS NOW THAT'S PAPER
so you're telling me there isn't any blocking in the atlantic but some of the models show something better than flurries or amalgamated half melted sky flop?
so let me get this straight
So YOU'RE telling me that   95 Bpm is too fast?
so you're telling me that this pigeon casually flew in and sat on your shoulder
So You're telling me
So You're telling me people all around the world make memes of me calling them stupid
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT lINCOLN FIRED mCCLELLAN AFTER HE DIDN'T CHASE THE SOUTH?
another front? I don't think ya paid the last one
so you're telling me  rob ford WOULDN'T eat you?
so you're telling me thats not a tumor?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME PEPS SKIPS DINNER WITH THE BOYS TO GO RUNNING?
so you're telling me  he 0-4 giants still have a shot at taking the nfc east
So you're saying Doctrine is a collection of essays?
So you're telling me They told you my parents died so you adopted me for 30cents a day? You see my belly--do you think I can get full on 30 cents a day??
So you're saying Mom and Dad didn't travel anywhere last week?!
So you're telling me in soviet russia
so you're telling me that new software can make a phone wate's hardware waterproof?
So Your Telling Me Samike's Tits Are Natural
So you are telling me Jack can GROG??? PLIZ Simione the GROG CHAMP LOLZ
So you're telling me People give you shit for doing nothing?
So you want me to believe there would be chemical weapons in Syria?
So you're telling me.. ..it's sometimes the same club?
So you're telling me You got 99 problems
So you're telling me that if I ignore
So you're telling me You thought skyrim was better than morrowind?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU WANT TO DO YOUR WHOLE SEA TOUR WITH NO ESWS PIN?
So you're telling me that you made a time machine... out of a DeLorean?!
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT I CAN'T USE YOUR WORDS?
Feel the base Nej du kan inte detta
DIGAMOS QUE EU MANJO DOS PARANAU&#202;
so youre telling me you dont have a peanuse
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THE PATRIOTS DIDN'T WIN THE SUPER BOWL
So you're telling me in finland I would get 1283 euros a month for doing nothing?
JADI ENTE MAU NGELAMAR ANE TRUS ANE HARUS BILANG ''WOW'' GITU
U mean to say cats can shoot lasers out of their paws?
TOLOGO? GALING AHH!
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT THERE'S GIRLS IN LOVE WITH A GUY WHO'S 20 YEARS OLDER THAN THEM AND THEY WILL PROBABLY NEVER MEET?
So your telling me I'm your babies daddy
So You're Telling me that you throw out your food Because you can't eat more
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU CAN STUDY FOR FREE BUT YOU STILL CHOOSE TO STAY AT HOME?
SO your telling me cp3 is your franchise player and you dont hire byron scott
so you're telling me western people are dieting because of eating to much food
so you 're telling me you want the big d? ha?
So you're telling me
So You're Telling me if you hit this rock hard enough it will make me rich
so your telling me  that i can get paid on the bills that people pay everyday
So Your Tellin Me To Follow @mr_randomz
so you're telling me my greek name is mavron?
so you telling me that you're not excited for md?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT wing hang got into esf?
So you're telling me that $1 per day Will buy you a new Mac Book pro
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME that programming is boring?
So you're telling me Being a child soldier is bad?
So you're telling me you go outside and TRY to get burned?
So you're telling me you choose to bang fat chicks?
So you tellin' me
i'm telling you once you go black you never go back
so you're telling me there is a better life than this?
so you tellin' me
so you're telling me your finals are over and you're finally ready to party with bruce lee?
whachoo talkin bout lady
so you're telling me you'll pay me how much
so you're telling me that pam stephenson needs to get laid?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME I'M bad when u use rp on one man
So Your telling me that asians can drive?
So you're telling me you don't like to work?
So you're telling me  If I sell Exclusives
i pay &#163;1.20  and get nothing?
so you're telling me it's cheaper to ship a car to japan than to addis ababa?
so you're telling me that you came?
So your telling me The tooth fairy will give me a us dollar for a tooth
so you're telling me... in your world
So You're telling me me jack did doggie
So you're telling me that your 56' tv is too small Because your living room is too large?
so you're telling me that barisan nasional has been in power for over 55 facking years?!
so you're telling me americans have 5 fingers
So youre' telling me everyone knows about 4/20? Why don't any businesses drug test the next day?
So you're telling me Ryan Lochte has his own tv show?
So You&#180;re telling me That thomas salzberger is an idiot ?
so you're telling me the key to the city does not open doors?
So your telling me grammar actually matters?
Takže ty ř&#237;k&#225;š ŽE BYCH TI MĚL VĚŘIT?
So you're telling me they sit there for hours deciding on what to eat?
So You're Telling me  somewhere out there is a guy named  Fab 5 Freddy
SO UR TELLING ME KIDS  IN AMERICA CRY ABOUT BAD FOOD
SO YOUR TELLING ME  I'M ALL AROUND THE WORLD ON TV
so you're telling me Grom is not copying my pose?
so you're telling me startups in america have dishwashers ...and some people *still* leave their shit in the sink?
so
so you're telling me white people still believe theres an actual race card?
SO YOUR TELLING ME THERE'S WATER AND YOU CRAP IN IT

So you're telling me I can meet young singles in my area tonight?
so youre telling me gerson had a scholarship to a D1 school and he chose to go to DCC
so you're telling me my pegasus knight can die in one hit from an enemy's archer but my archer can't take out a dragon rider in one hit
So you're telling me cousin Barack told people that the way out of debt is to go further into debt and he still was voted in? How stupid was his opponent?
SO YOUR TELLING ME YOU GOT ALL DRESSED UP CAUSE YOU HAD A FEELING YOU WERE GOING TO SEE ME AT THE MALL
so you're telling me i could be the next barrack obama with a perscription to adderall??
So You're Telling me some women trick men into paying for kids that's not his
Another old white guy is elected pope... catholic church s'posed to get points for diversity?
so you're telling me new pope feed africa?
So You're Telling me these ash people last name is not 'hole'
so you're telling me your sex will take me to paradise?
So you're telling me... the ones that deny having weapons get invaded
So You're telling me Your grandpa doesn't nibble on your balls?
So you're telling me that this is supposed to be 'ant man'??
so you're telling me no one noticed i only have 3 fingers
so your telling me monkeys will one day rule the world
you got da weed right
you want to put your what where?????
so you're telling me some people think kids should not be on facebook just because of their age?
So you're telling me i'm famous all over facebook 
So You're Telling me  you can hit me
So You're Telling me  some women have breast as large as my head
let me get this straight the only two choices for the 2012 presidential campaign were barack obama and mitt romney?
how much for the glasses?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME MOIZ AND TALAL ARE EACH OTHER'S 'SAALA' ?
so your telling me that şeftali kebabı will be  present at your bbq
So You're Telling me that wasn't over the line
Ghost wish he was a pimp  (﻿ ͡&#176; ͜ʖ ͡&#176;)
So you're telling me you wear a shirt  On top of another
so youre telling me that i could save ten dollars on pornhub?
so you are telling me  today is you 23rd birthday
so you're telling me there's people who just eat the pizza and leave the crust
So You're Telling me the doctor will put on a rubber glove and do what now
so u wanna take  pictures of me ?
So you're telling me Minooka actually has a snow day?
SI PUES
SO YOUR TELLING ME  BOSH ISN'T GAY
So you're telling me corey is actually a shit talking weakling
ME ESTAS DICIENDO QUE NO TE CABREAS EN BLACK OPS2
when can i expect delivery when i get my money duh!
So you're telling me You freeze water and then add it to water?
So you're telling me You have to be 18 to be sent INto war?
so your telling me  that the old lady does not live in the shoe
so u telling me u got jungle fever
so you're telling me i'm not a sexy beast?
my fist this deep in your ass?
So you're tellin me Tyler brewer needs to stfu?
GREAT WILL CAMERAS BE HERE TOMORROW WHEN OTHERS KILL ME FOR IT?
So you're telling me mechatronics may be useful?
So You're Telling me  there is no way i can get those 4 hrs of my life back
So you're telling me  age is not just a number
so you mean to tell me you didnt solve any tuts nd still u did ME101 xam gud?
So you' tell'in me Jesus is in me?
So you're telling me the guy jesus was white with blue eyes and his folks took him to egypt to hide him?
So you're telling me emptied four bullets into the loo door before he realised his girlfriend wasn't in bed?
So You're Telling me when things are good people continue to complain
So you're telling me You saw my mUm whining with Vic o?
So you're telling me that you can use facebook without the internet?
SINASABI MO BA NA... MAGANDA SI tAPULAO???
So you're telling me that my parents are actually still together
SO... UR TELLING ME UR MY MOM
So you're telling me you hate something that 1 in 8 people in the world don't have access to?
So you're telling me that Oregon can be sunny and 60 Degrees one day And rainy and cold the next day?
So you're telling me Sean Kelly looks like asian me?
So You're Telling me women shave an area that no one sees
so you're telling me that you actually needed the wheels on your car?
so you're telling me  that 2 plus 2 is not  5 ?
MERIENDA MMMM... ESTO ME HUELE A JEAN PIERE...
SO YOUR PEOPLE BEAT EACH OTHER IN A RING FOR FUN
SO YOUR TELLING ME  THAT BEYONCE IS TAKEN
So your telling me  You have no date for Valentines?
So You're Telling me i can be anything i want except the pope
so you're telling me that at the end of a film entitled 'kill bill'... ...the character named bill is indeed still alive?
so you're telling me  that we're both black?
So how much i get for letting u claim me on your taxes
SO YOUR TELLING ME KEYVAN AND FAHEEMA HAVE KNOWN EACH OTHER 6 YEARS AGO JOT BOLTAH HAI BAN KEE LORDEH
So ur telling me I ate ur dog? prove it
So you're telling me The 49er's didn't wIn like MY tshirt says?
SO YOUR TELLING ME MR PWOWSE HAS MORE THEN ONE WOMAN?
CON QUE NO SALISTE ANOCHE? TIENES ALGO QUE DECIRME?
SO WHAT YOUR SAYING IS YOU LIKE ME?
So you're telling me that if I get CIRCUMCISED  i can move to israel and they won't deport me?
So you're telling me Elephants were on the highway
So what you're telling me is that you have dildos laying around your house Bring them to Jons!
SO YOUR TELLING ME  YOU CAN END WORLD HUNGER
So you're telling me they stopped playing because the lights went out?
So you're telling me  that welbeck scored?
so you're trying to tell me you're a s.s. teacher
So your telling me that Vin doesn't play FIFA for hours every day?
So you're telling me  that this report is serious?
So you're telling me if i cry in the commercial i wont starve
So your telling me You voted for a guy that wants to take your rights away?
So you're telling me you have a bathroom indoors and you're worried cause there is only one?
SO you're tell me you use cans of food To make art for people to look at?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME WRESTLERS IN AMERICA DEHYDRATE THEMSELVES ON PURPOSE?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THEY THINK THEY CAN TAKE MY GUNS?
So You're Telling me That people Dont like horse buRgers?
so you're telling me white people rap in america?
manti te'o was the victim?
So you're telling me you have a close full of clothes
SO YOUR TELLING ME IF I LIKE A PHOTO ON FACEBOOK I GET FOOD?!
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME IN JAIL THEY GET FOOD
so you're telling me that where you come from people want to lose weight?
So You're Telling me because you believe it's ok i should believe that too?
So You're Telling me i should support this team who never wins
so you're telling me that /r/trees is not actually about trees
So you're telling me People in your country die from
So You're Telling me denver lost because the officials wanted the ravens to win
So You're Telling me Peyton Manning is a nice guy?
So you're telling me You shit in clean water ?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME A SPECIAL GIRL CAN DANCE
So you're telling me that they are briinging in frozen water So people can throw it at each other?
ENT&#195;O FEZ A CEIA VIAJOU NO ANO COM MEU DINHEIRO
so you're telling me im gay and your bent?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT YOU HAVE A 550RWKW CAR AND IT WILL NEVER SEE A DRAG STRIP?
wait
hold on now
SO YOu'RE TELLING THAT I DIDN't make my point
YOU'RE SHITTING ME!!
So what do you think your chances of walking out of here with those sunglasses are?
So you're telling me That i can get a whole lotta money from selling a plant?
so you're telling me  that dance moms are not moms that dance
so you're telling me rome people ate untill vomit and then began to eating again
so your telling me that you're telling me that when you have leftovers then you throw it in the garbage
So youre telling me that nobody noticed that i have 3 fingers?
SO YOUR TELLING ME I SPELT YOU'RE WRONG?
So YOU'RE TELLING ME tONY ROMO TRIED TO THROW HIS HELMET DOWN AND IT GOT INTERCEPTED TOO?
This program will help me repair my credit ....and it's free?
So You're Telling me when you get smacked you call the police
SO YOU ARE TELLING ME FACEBOOK LIKES WILL SAVE US FROM KONY
und du wirst echt mein erster follower?
so you're telling me... you still use myspace!?
so you're telling me New year
So you're telling me You waited a whole damn year to decide on making changes
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT YOU SAVED MY LIFE BY LIKING A PHOTO ON FACEBOOK
so you're telling me that the government
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU HAVE SO MUCH WATER THAT YOU SHIT IN IT...?
so you're telling me this pic is being used as a meme and i ain't getting paid for it?!
quindi mi stai dicendo che spendete molti soldi per un call of duty per poi stare fermi in un angolino

so you're telling me that g&g doesn't stand for  guns and guerilla?
so your telling me that jacob and thiik chickened out in th mcdonald rap
SO YOU're telling me that asian people can jump?
MIRE USTE QUE VE
TU NO QUERR&#193;S VERME LA PILILA
So you're telling me
SO YOUR TELLING ME  JUSTIN'S A BOY?
NO ME CREES QUE ME MIDE 15 PULGADAS!! EMPIATE CULERA.
SO YOUR TELLING ME.... DOMINOS DOESN'T SELL A SEAFOOD PIZZA
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME MA FISH DIED
So you're telling me they use different hammers for different nails?
So you're telling me your children complain when they've had too much to eat?
So you're telling me all the pictures everyone posted of me I could have gotten paid for including this one
So your telling me that i could live in disney world and all i have to do is sing 'it's a small world'?
So you&#180;re telling me that konstantin talking too much?? why he just wont speed up?
mmmmm you looking fine..... Don't think I never noticed you checking me there
so you're telling me that blake fry fields the ball with his head
$5 for full blow $10 for half and half
SO YOUR TELLING ME
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME JASS IS CUTE
So You're Telling Me that mitsubishi always lose to subarus
i appreciate your concern... but shouldnt you be in the kitchen..
so you're telling me he gAVE YOU FLOWERS 3X THIS WEEK WILL COORDINATe OUTFITS WITH YOU
so your telling me tasty paste healthy and delicous?!
So You're telling me that it is 12.12.12 today Any other news beside facebook status
SO YOU ARE SAYING THAT SIR HAKEEM DIDN'T TELL YOU THE QUESTIONS OF OP-AM
So you're telling me... that this is the 2nd most viewed journey thread on the FORVM?
SO YOUR TELLING ME THAT CAKE MEANS BUTT IN YOUR WORLD ?
So you're telling me that in your country  people get paid to eat on food channels?
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ETHEOPIAN FOOD? NEITHER HAVE I
so you're telling me that open a fridge full of food and find nothing good to eat
MELAFO
So You're Telling me UWF Girls Soccer team Won Nationals?
So your telling me Americans have problemS eating too much food?
So you're telling me ... That if i change the extension to '.TC'
ent&#227;o voc&#234; est&#225; me dizendo que ainda usa o telefone para pedir seu lanche? como assim?
So you're telling me that the wizards beat the heat... and without john wall?
So you're telling me You're african?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT WHERE YOU COME FROM
so you're telling me that your kids skip school to hang around there house
So you're telling me That laraibs chutney was good?!
So your'e telling me that business majors  can drink all the time
baby
THIS IS A MISSION TRIP? SO YOU'RE VIRGIN?
HUMMMMMM  UM FILHO NE&#201;
HOW MUCH ARE WE TALKIN
PEople Can get heart attacks From eating too much!?
So you're tellin me  That AC iii is still not released in india
SO UR TELLING ME THAT PIZZA GETS TO UR HOUSE FASTER THAN HELP
So you're telling me you actually thought that 'legal disclaimer' everyone is posting on facebook works?
So YOU'RE TELLING ME IN AMERICA? I PUT MY SHIT IN A BOWL FULL OF WATER
Hold on a second... You're saying girls can say 'No' where you're from?
SO YOUR TELLING ME YOU WANNA GO ASS TO MOUTH?
so you're telling me that this pic is being used as a meme without me getting paid for it
So your telling me That i should have more than 3 fingers?
So you`re telling me that you set your cake on fire when celebrating birthday? On my birthday they set my village on fire
So you're tElling me Nica sausages are small??
So you're telling me
SO YOU'RE TELLIN ME 'DR V&#214;LLST ISCH DR T&#214;LLST'
So you're telling me i'm cute? ha
So you are telling me Your btp guide made your life hell
so you're telling me hostess is going out of buisness
SO YOUR TELLIN ME  YOU AIN'T MA MOM?
So you're telling me you pee in clean water
so your telling me darth vader is luke skywalkers dad?
So you're telling me ... that i have to buy you beats
so your telling me that stone is beaten by paper?
so you're telling me you have left over food that you take home because you feel bad about throwing it out so you throw it out a week later?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME GINA HAS A SAGGY BOOTY?
So you're telling me All I have to do is 'like' a photo and it equals prayers
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT IF I PRETEND TO CRY ON TV... PEOPLE GIVE ME MONEY
SO YOUR TELLING ME TOM'S PARENTS DON'T KNOW HE SMOKES WEED?
so your telling me that wi-fi is wireless
SO YOUR TELLING ME
so your telling me that having sex with a virgin wont cure me of aids
SO you're telling me that i become famous because of the exisitence 9gag?
So you're telling me that you want an apple store here? Don't they have those at the fruit stand?
so
so you're telling me that he is a raidleader but he never donated to the server?
SO YOUR TELLING ME  THAT MICHAEL JACKSON WAS BLACK
So you're telling me mj mack was sick and the clown didn't take her to a doctor sooner?
You realized white people are descended from esau plus yall smell like wet dog
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT  I'M BREATHING WI-FI RIGHT NOW?
So YOU'RE TElling me
So you're telling me
Back this shit up You really thought romney would win?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU COULDVE JOINED #TEAMNOSLEEP  AND YOU SAID NO?
SO YOUR TELLING ME I HAVE TO WAIT 9HRS 53MINS AND 42SECS FOR BLK OPS 2
So your telling me... that i have to do lame worksheets in a cooking class?
So You're Telling me you can see through your water
you got so much hair up there but none down there. What gives?
So you're telling me white kids on the internet Want to be black?
So you're telling me you gained weight after a hurricane?
so you're telling me you can buy water by the gallon?
so you're telling me izzy cries after sex?
You mean to tell me obama payin' fo my gas?
so your telling me that you have bowls of water and  you shit in them?
SO YOUR TELLING ME YOU WIPE YOU ASS WITH PAPER
So you are trying to tell me You want to lose weight?
SO YOUR TELLING ME  THAT MY DAD IS THE TOOTH FAIRY
So you're telling me  you spent more then my family makes in a year to tell me about jesus?
so Tracy you're telling me drunk drivers are the same as drifters?
SO YOUR TELLING ME... THERE'S CHICKEN?
U TELLING ME B!TCHES GET STUFF DONE?
so you're telling me  that your politicians don't kill each other but people still get this angry?
So your telling me  they have competitions on who can eat the most
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME MANU WON THE MATCH BY PLAYING WELL AND NOT WITH THE HELP OF REFEREES?
So you are telling me  Obamacare will reduce health care  expense only by paying more tax?
sO YOUR TELLING ME IT'S 400 ON THE OUNCE?
sO YOU'RE TELLING ME MY SHIPMENT IS STILL DELAYED?
Azt mondod
so youre telling me im going through my midlife crisis?
SO YOUR TELLING ME  MY BRAND NEW CAR NEEDS A THROTTLE BODY CLEAN
So you're telling me a HURRICANE is bringing you tons of free drinkable water  and all you americans are COMPLAINing?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT LINESMAN IS GETTING PAID 4 THAT
so u r telling me tomra meyerao ajkal memes banao?
HHHMMMM
so you're telling me that qwop is beatable?
So you're telling me  USC lost to Arizona?
So you're telling me the chat is ded and i shouldn't bother?
SO YOUR TELLING ME
So you're telling me girls like gangnam style?
So you're telling me donald trump wants to see obama's college transcripts BUT DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MITT ROMNEY'S TAX RETURNS FROM BEFORE 2010?
SO WHAT YU UP TO LATLEY PLAYING ROBLOX?
so your telling me cheating is wrong?
SO YOUR TELLING ME  DOWNING SCORED
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME DOWNING SCORED FOR LIVERPOOL
So You're Telling me Jason lolallthetime is an awesome guy?
So You're Telling me Theres a group called facebook g's?
So You're Telling me niggas be gettin money?
So you're telling me
So you're telling me THAT IF I SHOW AT SOMEONE'S house  and say trick or treat they'll give me a free piece of candy?
So you're telling me the only two places to buy Taylor Swift's New album Are Target and Papa john's?
Ja tuurlijk Wat een bullshit
So yoUre telling me  I have more hits than cano?
So you're telling me they're nerfing the american tanks again?
So You're Telling me we still got our diner`date`?
So
So your telling me My countries name is your racial slur
so you're telling me that single mothers are the reason 80% of my country was slaughtered in gun violence?
so your telling me Yolo
Lemme get this straight gOLD pALADIN DECKS AREN'T BROKEN?
So You're Telling me george reeves doesn't play superman anymore?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME  THEY DID THE NASTY ?
So you're telling me that ribery is a left wing and lahm is a right back?!
so you're telling me that you have public bathrooms
so you're telling me  that you're on the top of the world
So you're telling me... There be fat honeys that can't get no love?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME hE UPPERCUTTED THE PONYTAIL OFF HER HEAD?
So You're Telling me That ralph and Janel are Kinda Whack?
so you're telling me you have water coming from the wall?
SO U ARE TELLING ME  IF I VISIT TUBEGALORE.COM I WILL KNOW HOW TO MAKE THIS ?
So babe
So you're telling me That the glass was half full?
So you're telling me that in your in country I can get a holiday named after me for being the second person to find a continent and killing off the inhabitants
WAIT. SO YOUR TELLIN ME  I CAN GET BREAD FOR $2
So YOu'RE TELLING ME I CAN FIND A BETTER ROoMMATE THAN 9RICH
so youre telling me that the vikings are 3-1
so you're telling me that you pour out your water if it's warm?
So You're Telling me AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
so you're telling me vitamin are used in soaps instead of medicine
So you're telling me that you're dog has Gourmet food
So You're tellin me white people tattoo their faces And become famous on the internet?
That i will be adopted by madonna?
so you're telling me anna uses that baseball bat for johns bum bum?
So you're telling me that people use cellphones For a million different other things
So
So You're TELLING ME THAT I CAN BUY 1 SPICY CHICKEN WING FOR 25P AND 2 FOR 50P
So You're telling me i have a brother?
So you're telling me that i look like usha
so you're telling me if i make you cry i get candy
So you're telling me the man just talked to a chair?
So you're telling me Even the dogs get a bowl to eat out of?
So you're telling me i get a free burger if i fill out a survey
So you're telling me That pro-choicers are for abortion but against the death penalty?
so you're telling me that not everyone in forums asks for moderator like bitches?
I Cannot belive you You get sick and had to pay the doctors?
So you're telling me This is how it looked when before u used it?
so you're telling me  that you post my photo to show my poor condition
So you're telling me i'm genetically predisposed to liking chicken and kool-aid?
So you're telling me... Billys not ever alone?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME THE LAKERS WILL WIN A RING JUST OF A PLAYER THAT IS INJURED?
So your letting me play GTA IV
so you`re telling me  if i give you 10.000 coco beans i get 1 dollar profit
So You're telling me... you have sex cause you want to?
do the world a favor pull your lip over your head and swallow
So you're telling me you have front row nickleback tickets?!?
SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU'VE BEEN BACK THIS WHOLE TIME?
so youre tellin me that when you take a shower
So you're telling me you feel bad cause i smell like shit?
So you're telling me you want me to come home with you
So youre telling me... In America
So your're telling me... That Adelaide has a freeway that only travels in one direction
So yoU'RE TELLING ME YOU WANT TO ADOPT ME
So you're telling me You get welfare and dont have to look for a job?
Lemme get this straight
So wait... APPLE invented the rectangle?
SO YOUR TELLOING ME I CAN HAVE KFC 
So your tellin' me you like chocolate?
So you're telling me... You have an 'obesity Epidemic'?
So You're Telling me you feel bad cause i smell like shit?
so your telling me Cruz arboneaux is the 2nd most interesting man in the world?
So you're telling me
So You're Telling me govt wonta take medical admission test so that students go to uni of SOuth asia??
so your telling me the wnba isnt a comedy show?
So your telling me all we have to do is give up  iguodala for bynum??
So your telling me You dont give head
sO YOU'RE TELLING ME I AIN'T WHITE?
So... let me get this str8.... they spinnin jungle in downtown long beach?
Tell me more about this 'ELectricity'
so you're telling me... nobody will be more shredded than alex raymond?
So you're telling me... There are people who think we care what their 2cents of advice are?
So you're tellin me my rate is too high
So you're telling me You are a movie producer and I'm perfect for the role of Arnold from Different StrokeS?
So You're Telling me You throw up the food you eat?
sO YOU'RE TELLING ME THAT THESE SUNGLASSES COST MORE THEN OUR FOOD?
so you're telling me condomes can prevent hiv but scientists can't?
so your telling me you taste like chicken
You think that jeff karstens will lose his 20 Inning scoreless streak??
so you're telling me that how i met your mother is fictional?!
so you're telling me that you have running water
Yo chica
so you're telling me she is 53
so you're telling me people throw away food
So you're telling me you play everyday yet still lose to rj
If this is supposed to be a starving african  why is he so fat?
So you're telling me you brought a bible but no food?
So you're telling me boston approach controllers more airports than just boston?
Snooki is pregnant!? Lucky Me! oompa loompas are hard to come by!
my opinion offended you? you should hear the ones i keep to myself
You don't like metal core because you can't understand the wordS? Would you mind reciting the lyrics to gangnam style for me?
the mayans predicted apocalypse in 2012? what are they up to these days?
oh
Oh
So
you found the love of your life who is it today?
Oh
your car has four-wheel drive? you must hit a lot of rough terrain in new york
Oh you camped outside of best buy on black Friday?  You must be such a rugged mountaineer
Oh
Remember: You are unique Just like EVERYONE else
The United States the most free nation in the world?  Please tell me how free you are under the NSA.
So you're such a wonderful parent
oh
So making guns illegal will take them off the streets? We should make meth and cocaine ILLEGAL too
You don't agree about the way the information was 'leaked'?  Please tell me more about the appropriate ways to disclose a government conspiracy of mass surveillance
You think vaccines are a hoax? Tell me more about the ongoing polio epidemic
Oh
So you hide all pics of yourself because you are worried about weirdos? I'm sure the 95 pics of your kids is ok
so
OH
Oh
You go to university
Gun laws prevent crime? Tell me again about how criminals follow the law
oh
why do people hate justin bieber? you must be new here
Oh gun control works? I wonder why chicago have the highest murder rate
Oh you like to condescend amateurs everyday on model mayhem because you're more experienced? Please tell me more about how SUCCESSFUL you are as a model/photographer.
You're Not going to vote? Tell me more about how you help the country enough already.
OH MY
oh
one of taylor swift's ex-boyfriends should write a song and call it 'maybe you're the problem'
oh
Oh you're going to fight fire with fire? i'll be over here with the fire extinguisher.
OH YOU HAVE INSTAGRAM? YOU MUST BE A REALLY GREAT PHOTOGRAPHER
Oh
So you invited me to a party on facebook? I live 2
Oh Weed is a drug and Alcohol is fine? Please explain why before you vomit and pass out
Single with cats? Keep advising how to raise my kids.
that's just what it's called you don't really blow on it
Oh so you have a test today? Tell me again about how you'll fail but actually ace it.
So tell me more about how these shootings would still happen if prostitution was legal
You can't respond to a text
Oh
so you're in love with her tell me more about how every time you talk to your friend you complain about her
oh
Oh
So nothing is impossible? here
Oh
A celebrity said what? sorry
OH
OH SO YOU PLAY CALL OF DUTY TELL ME MORE ABOUT YOUR FUTURE IN THE ARMY
Oh you make memes professionally You must be so creative!
So you think your views on global warming are just as valid as those of experts? How cute
Oh
so you like to post rap lyrics and walk around with your NY cap backwards and your pants down your ass? Tell me again how gangster you are...
Oh
Oh so you attend University of PHoenix? Please tell me how challenging the classes are.
tell me again about how the mmr causes autism
shockwave plugin crashed? darn
YOU WEAR TOMS?  TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE YOU'RE MAKING IN THE WORLD.
oh... you just graduated? congrats! and i'll have a number 12 with extra ketchup
Oh
you watch the history channel? you must have learned so much about killing alligators and selling garbage
Oh
oh
i see you have marilyn monroe posters you must be a huge fan of early cinema
Oh so you're an adult? you must know everything in the world.
Oh
you've never heard of john locke tell me more about your knowledge of western  philosophy
So ... a picture of yourself How about we stop doing that
Oh
oh
oh you use computer generated beats and autotune? tell me more about how you'Re an artist
You think the war on drugs was a failure? Tell me more about how a gun ban will reduce crime.
Kohl's is having a sale? do tell
Oh
So you think you're legendary for beating zomg bosses by implenting basic mmorpg strategies? How cute
you rely on an overused internet meme to display your sarcasm and ironic thoughts tell me more about your amazing wit
Oh
Oh
Oh
So you are a liberal athiest... Yet you will Follow the Dogma of Government without Question
Oh So Your Parents bought you a white iphone with a pink case? please
oh you changed your facebook relationship status 2 weeks after we stopped dating tell me again how immature i am
So you think tofu is disgusting? Tell me again about how your food bleeds
OH YOU DATE BLACK MEN TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW MUCH YOU HATE YOUR DAD
Oh so you just j-walked across the street huh? No wonder you got hit by a car
Oh you have a list of sleepers for the draft? Which website did you copy it from?
oh
OH
oh
I don't care if I'm a misfit I like it better than the hipster bullshit
No kids when I get home? What ever shall we do?
so you've found meme generator? Tell US more about your new and fresh findings on the internet!
Posting a meme as your comeback? that's so original.
Its 2014 and you don't play videogames? Please tell me more about your YOlo-swag-Turntup Lifestyle
so you think your relationship is worth staying in tell me more about how if you leave town without her she'll cheat
so you're in a mature relationship tell me more about how she calls you baby boy and posts shit all over your wall
so you're secure about your relationship lets talk about how you can't spend more than 2 days apart because she might cheat
so you value our relationship tell me more about how you are never wrong and nothing applies to you
Oh
Oh
you think unwrapping this gift is hard? tell me more about how difficult getting presents is
oh you have advice on my medical care? do tell communications major.
oh
Oh we should tax the rich please tell me how people on welfare will use the money to jump start the economy
Kid's First Day of School?  Oh
All our bees are still dying? Quick
Oh
do you like my hat? i do
I heard your a fan of lance armstrong? tel me
You mean they used that song at 26'53'' ? Please bart76450
oh
I'm not fluent in IDIOT So please speak slowly and clearly
Oh so rOmantic... every day Should be vAlantiNe's hm? I can't wait to see what new daily thing you'll Do for the rest of our lives.
so you can make me jump by shouting gibberish? remind me again how you have an education
How Do you milk a sheep iphone 5 you say
Oh you bought this year's madden is it worth $60 for last year's game?
so you hate chick-fil-a for being haters? Explain to me how that works.
you carry a pocketknife wherever you go? you must live suuuch a dangerous life
You're a Christian? Please let's debate for hours about a book you've never read
memes can only be created with meme generators? do tell me more
So
so you wanna move in with her tell me more about how she's an untrustworthy slob
so you think she's worth it tell me more about how you stress about her whenever you're apart
so you're in a mature relationship tell me more about how sickeningly co-dependent you are
you're getting married at 18 You must be so mature for your age
Tell me again  how sexy your cowboy husband is again
so you're dating an older woman tell me more about her secret diary and that list of boys she's kissed
so i should be kind and considerate to you because you have autism tell me more about how you use your diagnosis as an excuse for being an entitled antisocial narcissist
Oh you taught that to me already? Please
I love listening to your conversations with your boyfriend Please keep talking on the phone with him in front of me
tell me again how talk of terrorism prevention is fearmongering but talk of impending doom by global warming is just fine
so you have a dipeptide with aspartic acid and phenylalanine? you bet your sweet aspartame
Oh
Expectations from life? You must be new
As an adult I thought I'd work with... Adults not children!
you recieved a degree in communications and dont know why you cant find work? thats funny
oh so you like to whine about things that don't work out for you? tell me how posting it on facebook alleviates the stress
Nitrogen preserves crispiness? Tell me how pringles has been doing it wrong for so long
Oh
you date DJs and promoters Please tell me more about how all men are the same
Oh
Arab World in meltdown. Obama desperately wants out. Tell me more about Western culpability
You are against learning a second language? Tell me about how you are cultured in anything but the inside of your asshole
I see you're employed by Stay at Home Mom... Please tell me more about welfare rolling out a name change.
I don't need to think of a condescending talk the face says it all
Oh you read mashable? Please
tELL ME AGAIN HOW REFUSING TO VACCINATE YOUR CHILD WILL PREVENT THEM FROM BEING AUTISTIC AND NOT POSE A DANGER TO THE REST OF THE CHILDREN THEY ASSOCIATE WITH
banning guns & gun control ? right
SO YOU MAKING MEME? TELL ME WHO ELSE LAUGHS AT THEM BESIDES YOU?
Oh you made a grass valley memes page? Tell me more about the telling repeating stereotypical jokes is funny after a week
Oh So romantic... Every day should be Valentine's hm? I can't wait to see What New daily thing you'll do for the rest of our lives
so you just found out who amanda todd was 2 days ago? please explain why you'd be offended if i said something bad about her
Oh
Oh
You think government is corrupted? Tell me how they should pay and manage the care system
Oh
Drones gonna fly over america? how does that make me feel safe?
Oh
So I shouldn't cry over the death of an anime character? tell me again how you didn't cry when dobby died
oh
Oh
PLEASE TELL ME MORE about how you look like betty boop in your mardi GRAS WIG
oh! pics of first day of school. tell me about how your gonna post report cards in 9 weeks.
OH you hit on girls through their facebook status updates? continue on and tell me how many times that has worked for you
Oh You go clubbing and enjoy random hookups tell me how much you hate drama
Oh
oh there's an iphone 5 now? please tell me how this will be an advancement in technology.
you get home at 5 am? you must party real hard
oh
Oh
REPOST

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so dnc
so you want an eca or sram? tell me more on how you plan to be succesful.
oh you didn't buy a yearbook? PLEASE TELL ME HOW COOL YOU ARE
So
Tell me all about it
oh
Oh
So you wAKE UP AT 1 pm Tell me more how hard you study today
So
You have an opinion on religion and politics? Post it on Facebook
You lost all your items in the dayz alpha test after a patch? Tell me
90% humidity in the north east? THat must be awful. I'm from texas.
Oh
You listen to rap? Tell me how much swag you have.
the policy of deterrence prevents violent crimes? Tell me more about how rapists and murderers carefully consider the consequences of their actions beforehand
Oh
So you forgot about meme mondays
oh
you're always fighting
pacifist and hate soldiers? Please tell me about how soldiers start wars
It's Hottest Day of the year? Tell me more about how warm it gets in seattle.
Oh you can't spell and have high expectations of the Bulls despite the fact that they've never landed a superstar free agent? you seem really smart
Oh
Oh
ask me if i care  about world cup soccer
tell me why i  should give a shit about abandonment
YOU'Re as dense as a ROCK and YOU still get by on your looks? Tell me again how your life is so hard
So you find animes childish? what do you think simpsons is?
Oh
So you think the bankers are not to blame for the collapse and I'm just a conspiracy nut... Tell me about all the research you put into this conclusion while watching tv again.
Oh
Feminists don't fight for equality They fight for feminism.
your kids are starving but you cant afford anything because your drunk? facinating tell me how this is possible
can i ask you a question? well you didn't give me much of a choice there now did you sunshine?
You read foreign news on the internet? You must know so much more about my country than I do.
I see your argument has lots of insults you must really know what you're talking about
My lack of interest in your classes offended you? Tell me more about how that's my problem
so youve worked here a week...? what else would you like to complain about?
Oh you lift... Cool
You hunt different strains of weed do you? time well spent indeed
So tell me about how you own an nba team But you are not allowed to go to their games.
so you lost your virginity tell me how much it hurts for the first time
tell me again how you're an it technician
oh
Oh
You think I'm bad You should meet my baby momma!!!!
aNIME IS STUPID
Oh you met your dream girl today? you gonna ask her out this time?
Johnny told Kayla who told Ben who told you that Kyle likes jenna  sounds legit.
Oh you run tough Mudders Ranger school must have been so easy for you.
Oh you're 13 and have not time to do math homework? Please tell me how busy you're life is.
Oh
So You're Telling me you want to leave all your trash til you move out How kind
So he's not your boyfriend? Tell me again how you stay every night at his house.
So you drive an honda? please
So your Facebook profile says 'Anarchist' ? ... You must be so rebelious
You sent me a 5 paragraph email? Good thing I'll only read the subject line
so
so you think you have a chance with that 10/10 blonde tell me more about how you haven't been with a woman since 2012
so you say ptsd is not real tell me more about your experience in armed combat
Oh... thunderf00t disapproves of Anita Sarkeesian asking people for money? tell me again about that $10k for a science video contest.
have unpopular opinion about gay marriage
we need more hours!!! no prob i just invent loads of work up!!!
so
so you wanna move to another city with her tell me more about how are always on the verge of breaking up
so christians show christ's love to everyone tell me more about how they treat gays
Oh lu bilang gw mati 3x yaaa coba hitung berapa kali Psyga hidup?
you say you tip the waiter only if deserved tell me more about  when you worked as a waiter
The mammoths are still alive? Tell me more about that
You improved your android app by following the android app guidelines? Tell me more.
Tell me more about how Your total is higher than the top-ranked lifter in your class
So your an entrepreneur you say and you haven't read Four Steps you say?
So
You had a worse soldier than graddy? please tell me about him
so you didn't have the balls to ask her out in grade 9 tell me more about how asking her out now will help
oh so no one commented on your facebook post? bless your heart
Oh you Support MAn City? Tell Me How you loved them in Division Two in 1999
You're a white male libertarian? Oh please go ahead and tell me about all the things I don't understand
Oh
so you think abraham lincoln freed the slaves? tell me more about how you failed history.
so you upvote your own memes? that '1' must be such an incentive for other people to upvote it too!
your form levittown than you know everything about life in the streets
Oh
Y U Rage? You already lost
no computers for any students...?! is that how you bridge the digital divide?
so you bought a house on the flood plain? tell me more about how flooding is the government's fault
We've got 1 day until valentines day So if you secretly love me tell me now
Oh
YOu know a little about my job  tell me more about your opinion of how i'm doing
i see you have been banned from most websites tell me more about the flame wars you started and the threats to admins that you posted as public threads
you seem to feel lonely tell me more about the hours you spend on your pc and your dislike for walking
Oh So it's your Birthday? I bet you got so many facebook posts
oh
Oh
afl will always be australia's number 1 sport? remind me how there's such a big international market for it
You're doing something that just about any adult can do? well its obvious that you are a special snowflake!
Oh
Tell ME MORE... DID A UNICORN RUN ACROSS HIS PROFILE AS WELL?
Saber is stronger than archer? please
I'm not being condescending
'First world Problem' Tell me about all the 3rd world problems you have fixed
Lil Wayne has sold millions of albums and has a grammy? Please tell me more about how that makes him the least bit talented
freaking out because of the snow? tell me more about how you almost ate your co-worker today.
you're cold at work? tell me more about how that justifies $3
So I as a man today deserve to suffer for thousands of years of supposed opression that my male ancestors did to your female ancestors? Tell me again how I only descent from men and you only descent from women.
Oh you go went to a private school? Tell me more about how much cleverer you are
You run kolos
jadi lu jago matematika coba lu jawab 'angka 1-10 di bagi berapa supaya hasil nya genap semua'
so you think Greg ginn wasn't important to black flag? please tell me who composed 99% of the bands songs
oh
My infertility posts depress and offend you? Wow
Oh you like adventure time? Please tell me how you know that it's really a mutated warland
Oh
oui oui formidable
oh
please tell me the s.o.p. and about how you 'used to be' a marine
So you want real and go for fake? how's that working out for ya?
SO you did all that carl? do tell me more
So you lost to a support amumu... tell all about it
i see you like butt-play... so do i marcus...so do i...
oh
So you're an ess major do you even matlab bro?
'unlawful assembly' charge? would you mind reciting the first amendment of the u.s. constitution?
So I can't trust the media about science
Oh
Oh you're an art major? go on about how hard your life is!
people having sex in the library!? you must  be new here
You're a Heat fan? You must know where D-Wade was born then
You're gonna stop watching if Daryl dies? Wow
You're in the Daily Cal Senior Editorial Board? Tell me more about how Berkeley has 'a number of complicated problems'
As&#237; que te fuiste de gira... cuntame qu tal estuvo La Coromoto
Oh
YOU GET MORE BEES WITH HONEY Do you really think your emails motivate us?
All of the dinosaurs are extinct? PLease explain zach ferch
A SCUOLA PISCI FUORI DAL WATER? cERTO CHE DEVI ESSERE PROPRIO UN ANARCHICO
Oh
You don't like using self checkout? Please
AS&#205; QU&#201; TU AMIGOS DICEN QUE SOS FEO ?? DIME QUE SE SIENTE SABER QUE TUS AMIGOS TIENE LA RAZ&#211;N
asi q eres hincha d Oriente dime q se siente q t metan 6 goles
Hey
Oh you have d sized tits? my ex had a size d and was twice your size
Oh you miss ****? Travel those 9 miles and make up.
Oh alyssa wanted to be good friends? Classic Excuse
oh your an innocent sweet loving angel? tell me
So you say we need to sacrifice privacy for security? What's the bilderberg group up to these days?
Oh
OH! YOU HATE MARKIPLIER! PLEASE TELL ME HOW MUCH YOU LOVE PEWDIEPIE
You play Forza 4? You must know SOOO much about cars.
So
Bodil is an amazing person
So you think the Commonwealth cares about the Royal Baby? HAHAHAHAHAHA... we don't.
no go ahead it's not like i was using the piano
oh
The simpsons is a bad show? please
tell me again How long ago benghazi was?
EBT to buy skittles? playa!
YOU'VE READ AN ARTICLE THAT THE EXPIRATION DATE ON FOOD ISN'T REALLY THE DATE THE FOOD EXPIRES? TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW SMART YOU ARE!
Oh
Oh you're a ranger fan? tell me about the 1 cup you've won in 73 years
Oh
Oh
harper wants transparency? please do tell us where $3 billion went
Hey GLASSHOLE
I see you're passionateLy talking about politics. Do tell me how much you normally love our country on aN ordinary day.
Oh you're going to college please tell me more about career point.
Oh you say you don't BELIEVE in God? That will make an incredible icebreaker when you meet him
Tell me again how hard it is for you to get up early in the morning to sign on for benefits at the job centre
oh you watch breaking bad? you must be quite the scientist
oh your kid plays sports? I'm sure the whole internet is dying to see pictures
You didn't receive the meeting invite? Must be because it's none of you business
Oh
Tell me again
Pamela is hot? please tell me something I dont know
oh so you say when adults go to war over small things they fight like children? tell me again
Oh I should respect your opinion just because it's there? you must be new here
your big words are lovely when do you learn grammar?
OH so you don't allow posting on your wall. your wall must be so precious.
Oh
What in the blue blazes is dean martin? He Sucks eggs
So you changed your profile picture to an equal sign? You must be a wonderful civil rights advocate
OH
مساء الحب
THE OTHER ONE HAD TO GO
oh
You're 40 years old
OH
you're feeling left out and your solution is to whine on the internet please go on
oh so you have a few up arrows on your meme tell me
So you think you want to talk sci-fi?
PICTURE OF A GIRL WITH DUCT TAPE OVER HER MOUTH? YA YOU ARE THE SPITTING IMAGE OF NORMAL
IF YOU WERE TO PUT THE SAME AMOUNT OF ENERGY INTO YOUR RELATIONSHIP AS YOU DO COMPLAINING BEHIND HIS BACK TO YOUR FRIENDS THERE'D BE NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT!
OH you support Man united? Tell me again what part of manchester your from?
Tell me again How I should respect bullshit and people who spread bullshit for the sake of bullshit
Really? Tell me again about how not all women are crazy
SO IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY HOW DOES IT FEEL THAT I GIVE YOU MEMES?
Oh
I see you have put mentos in coke tell me more about your law-breaking adventures
OH that's your favorite band? Tell me how amazing You think their best of is
SO YOU'RE NOT BENEFITTING FROM MY TWEETS TELL ME HOW 140 CHARACTER LIMIT TWEETS INSPIRED YOUR PIETY.
Oh you listen to the harlem shake now tell me more about how your into trap
QUEL MOMENTO IN CUI PASSA IL/LA RAGAZZA/O  CHE TI PIACE.... E HAI LA FACCIA DA IDIOTA COME QUESTO
'Steven can't defy science'
Oh
oh
PLease
so mr cameron how exactly do you plan on messing up this country even more
You were stuck on a luxurious cruise ship that 90% of the world can't afford? Please go complain to the children in africa
oh
Tell me more about how gagner is better than nash
ASI QUE PREGUNTAS ESTO? DIME QUE SE SIENTE NO TENER PLATA PARA UN CHUPETIN
OH YOU GO TO THE GYM? PLEASE
Oh
So Jo3y finally reached evolicious Tell me more about how gay he is
ohh you went to town last weekend  tell me all about how cooked you were
Oh
Oh
SO
Oh
Oh
hate the free market? please
so
You're re-inventing the craft of systems administration? Oh
So you shop at forever 21? please
ANOTHER SHOOL SCHOOL SHOOTING? tELL ME HOW SAFE THE SOUTH IS WITH THEIR LIBERAL GUN POLICY?
oh you gossip? i thought you were a dude at first.
YOU HEADSHOT A SCOUT? YOU'RE SUCH A MARKSMAN
jadi lo bilang ps 1 gak ada apa - apanya ? apa lo bisa nemuin kaset shaolin soccer buat ps 2?
Oh
you don't make comics and didn't get a free pro badge to comic-con? how sad
TAN CREIDA  Y SE BA&#209;A CON JOBON EN POLVO
so
OH
so
So makeing guns illegal will take them off the streets? we should make heroine and meth illegal too.
YOu're sad because school starts this week? Tell me about it
canada american indian please
YOU GOT A HUGE PART AS A FRESHMAN? PLEASE TELL ME ABOUT YOUR ONE LINE YOU SAID OH SO WELL.
please tell me more how much you date ugly girls and reject pretty girls
Oh
Can't stay connected to LTE? Tell me more shit I care about.
You've had seizures and narcolepsy for a month since getting a flu shot... Explain again why I should heed every ad council warning i hear?
Oh you read adorno? tell me again about how that will (noT) liberate the proletariat
oh your sorority was founded here 100 years ago? please tell me more
How special do you feel?
tell me more about how you're chaste after blowing some random guy you met at walmart
using fb for da'wah u mad bro?
Oh the Nhl Lockout is over? Tell me all about how big of a fan you are.
OH
You're a professional model? Please explain how much you contribute to tax?
Oh
YOU BOUGHT A CANON S100 WHICH DAY OF YOUR TRIP DID IT BREAK
So you think socialism is god's government? Tell me again how satan is original
Where are your clothes? I must have taken them off when you were sleeping
Ah
TELL ME MORE ABOUT OPENING YOUR OWN CUSTOM ONE STOP SHOP BUT TOW CUSTOMER CARS TO OTHER WORKSHOPS TO COMPLETE THE WORK
Oh you're doctoral thesis is on 5th century eurasian poetry? can you give me extra napkins please?
CON QU&#201; VAS PARA GUETTA
Oh
Oh you have a cat? I'm sure the whole internet is dying to see hundreds of pictures of him
Oh so you think Memes are a lame way of expressing opinions. Well
Oh gun control works? Chicago's murder rate must be the NRA's fault
Oh
What?! ......Pikachu's evolving......
oh
oh
oh
You heard that band before anyone else did? tell me more about how you hang out in small clubs looking for new talent and you are only in the 8th grade
oh
you get your opinions from image memes? you must be wonderful at thinking!
You smoke weed huh? You must be sooo hip and cool.
oh
so you think chocolates healthy good luck getting skinny
Tu parles de moi dans mon dos ? T'es pomal cool.
Oh so you think Jesus was born on Christmas? Please TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE ORIGIN OF CHRISTIANITY
wow
Probable cause from statistical data? Why not just arrest me for walking down the street?
You're a neurologue? your cats must be so proud of you
PENSAR QUE Y YO ERAMOS..... AMIGAS DIANITA
Oh you have Aftermarket rims Tell me about your tuning adventures
Dont let the bristle side of your tooth brush touch the sink? Please
So you want to outlaw guns? Tell me again after you have seen the new red dawn movie.
So Sukhaa is now chicken ? well i will eat him
Christmas took over the pagan holiday of yule? Tell me more about these supposedly large germanic influences in the second century church
oh
oh you have a rolling stones top on please name at least one song they wrote
You like salads Please tell me How your ruminant micRogranisms love It
So guns are evil and sould be bannedc world wide Tell me more how you were abused by an inanimate object as a child
so you think the revived toonami is irrelevant? please tell me how the anime industry did in it's absence
so you want to make guns illegal to prevent crime Tell me more about how criminals obey laws
DA?
so you bought her a car and a house and a ring have you checked the photo gallery lately?
So you says you want to work tell me about your healthy deskseat position
So you're against gun control? Please tell me again how much you know about the 2nd amendment
OH
department of defense? Tell me more about how invading third world countries counts as 'defending freedom'
Ah
is that an anime music video? and here i am without a condom
its my baby? tell me again how condoms work
Who's Rebecca Black? You must be new here
ASI QUE ESTAS CON MI EX  DIME A QUE SABE MI PENE
So Dallas is America's team? Tell me why so many American's hate them?
Oh you're an actor? Can I get a refill on my pepsi?
So you're telling me less pocket-money is a family problem?
Oh
you say you like bulldogs as much as me? would you wipe their wrinkles?
YOU GOT DUMPED BY YOUR YEAR 7 BOY FRIEND  PLEASE TELL ME HOW YOUR LIFE'S OVER
Oh
NED THINKS HE WILL PLAY FOR CANADA  PLEASE TELL ME HOW THAT WORKS
You Need guns to defend against the government? Tell me how you plan to shoot down those PREDATOR MISSILES and f22s with a handgun
You're a bogan and a Lib How's that working out for you?
I'M SMARTER THAN U  AND U KNOW IT
oh so you dont know what to type here? then why does this text exist?
so you play professional hockey ? please
APPLE WANTS YOU FIXING MAPS? PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT HOW YOU CODE WITHOUT ANTHONY DOING IT FOR YOU
Broken your ACL
Oh
oh
You didn't understand your homework? tell me more about how hard you tried
Oh
Oh
ASI QUE TE CREES EDUCADO? CUENTAME Q SE SIENTE HABLAR TANTA WEBADA XD
Oh
Oh
Cant afford to bowl Tell me more about your Signed Mark Webber Picture
cant afford to go bowling Tell me more about how good that kfc tasted
get in my van and then you can meet the real wonka
SO
so tell me again val hows the giving up drinking and smoking going?
Oh
so you had a 2.5kd on mw3 but only1.9kd on bo2 please keep explaining how its the games fault
So Gay marRiage is a SLIPPERY slope to animal marriage? Because Being able to marry minors is working out so well
oh
OH YOUR BETTER AT ZOMBIES THAN ME? I.DONT.GIVE.A.SHIT
YOU THINK I CARE? HOW INTERESTING
LU BANGGA NYERANG GAZA TANYA SAMA IBU LO
Oh
ENT&#195;O QUER DIZER QUE A MINHA TATUAGEM FICARA FEIA QUANDO EU ENVELHECER? CONTE-ME MAIS SOBRE COMO VC SER&#193; LINDO AOS 80?
OH SHE A STUPID HOE TELL ME HOW YOU'RE THE EXACT OPPOSITE
Wingman for mike newey? please tell me how kneeling was part of the plan
Oh
Oh
YOU HATE ME  PLEASE TELL ME MORE
Oh
Oh
Would you like some candy little boy?
Wierd clothes
ASI QUE TUS CANTANTES FAVORITOS SON PORTA Y SANTA RM... QUE SE SIENTE SABER QUE ERES FAN DE LOS MEJORES CANTANTES DE RAP!!!
Got a new boyfriend? pleaSE CONTINUE TELLING ME ABOUT HOW YOU GUYS ARE GETTING MARRIED
oh
So chania shuttle  gave birth to genisis and cool tell me how they expect to have competitive edge
you're in a relationship for the 3rd time this week..?? Tell me more about how he's changed
Oh
Oh you're wearing a tapout shirt?  Tell me more about the title fight you have coming up
You donate to free morgan tell me again how you get money from prints of captive orcas
ASI QUE MIRAS COMBATE Y tienes mas de 20 a&#241;os dime que se siente tener la mentalidad de un adolescente
your chocolate smells like shit!
so you believe your grammar is proper ? then tell me
OH SO YOU LIKE COUNTRY MUSIC? NAME ONE SONG NOT SUNG BY TAYLOR SWIFT.
Your website auto-plays music? I can't wait to hear the entire song
you're placing this thread under marshall law? i'd love to see you enforcing it.
Esik a h&#243;? s akkor mi van? belehalsz?
You support freeing Morgan Tell me again how much you love interacting with Trua
tell me more about how you can't get friends and/or a girlfriend  and wear the same pair of jeans for a month straight
oh so your diesel has ifs? please tell me more about how kenworth is switching to this
Oh
You're a 13 year old girl wearing  a misfits shirt? please tell me how disappointed you were when glenn danzig left
Oh
SO CREASKA HARRASSES ALL FIRST YEARS?
oh
Oh
SO YOU ARE TELLING M&#201; YOU EAT BEEF JERKY AND DRINK BOOZE OKA TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW RELIGIOUS YOU ARE
You're a fluttermac shipper because they are both shy? Oh
oh
Oh
One of taylor swift's old boyfriends should write a song and call it 'maybe you're the problem'
Chocolate chip charlie and the chocolate factory
the middle east is filled with war and violence? Please enlighten me with your knowledge on the middle east by naming all middle eastern countries
SO YOU MADE ANOTHER MEME  MUST BE TERRIBLE
oh
Oh
You make memes for fun? Tell me more about your thriving social life.
WRITING AN ESSAY? WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE TO KNOW YOU HAVE ALREADY FAILED
Oh
Tell me AGAIN HOW AVATAR KYOSHI KEPT PEACE
YOU'VE NEVER PLAYED AN INSTRUMENT IN YOUR LIFE? TELL ME AGAIN HOW SHIT MY BAND IS!
OH YOU'RE AN UNDERGRADUATE pLEASE TELL ME ABOUT HOW LITTLE FREE TIME YOU HAVE
oh you poor watts kids you think having AC makes you special
Oh
Ohh you believe in God and not evolution? i hope you're enjoying the energy you're using that's from burned 'fossil' fuels
Please tell me more about how united we are
stock markets booming
tell me again how Your god matters the most
Your Battlelog Stats are better than mine tell me again how much of a badass you are
OH SO GEORGE PEPPAS IS TAKING THE BLAME FOR HIS PARTY?  PLEASE TELL ME MORE ABOUT HOW AMAZING HE IS FOR TAKING RESPONSIBILITY
YOU HAVE A TOUGH TIME PAYING BILLS? PLEASE TELL US MORE ABOUT IT ON YOUR IPHONE 4S AND EXPENSIVE CLOTHES
Oh so Gary Bettman has presided over 3 NHL Work Stoppages Please tell me why the idiot hasn't resigned yet?
TELL ME AGAIN HOW ISLAM IS ABOUT PEACE
tell me again how that has anything to do with koolaid?
New Sixpence None The Richer album? Awesome! I hope they redid 'Kiss Me!'
Oh
WOW
YOU SLEPT WITH HIM THE NIGHT YOU MET? OH HE'S DEFINITELY GOING TO CALL!
DIME QUE SE SIENTE TENER UNA AMIGA TAN LINDA COMO YO??
Let the suicide doors up
Oh
Oh
i see you use sample packs you must be quite the producer
oh you were drum major at your high shcool? please tell me about how you're still better than everyone else in college marching band
Oh
so you don't want to be at work today tell me more about what it's like to have a job
so you're having trouble paying for your kids school supplies tell me more about that $315 pair of lebron x shoes you have on
so you have to report live from the hurricane in all the wind and rain tell me more about all the life insurance you have
Oh you think you're popular? tell me more about how many people 'like' your facebook status
you are looking for your 'knight in shining armour' Tell me how you are a princess and not the dragon who always gets layed
so you think aphex twin is shit? you and noor tannir must be close
Oh you tried eating a chicago style hot dog? you must be so cultured.
so you think testing on animals is cruel tell me more about that juicy hambuger you had for lunch
so you want to have a kid tell me more about how you hate getting enough sleep
So You're a WVU fan? Tell me what your major was when you attended there.
so you use food stamps to help support your family tell me more about that brand new GMC yukon parked in your driveway
obama is a great uniter of republicans
Oh
oh
BOOK EXCHANGE? TELL ME MORE ABOUT RUKKOLA
Oh
Oh
So you learned about Islam on /r/exmuslim? Enlighten me about my religion
you are so funny just like my boyfriend
Wanna go upstairs and have some fun ;) Let's play Mario party!
I want to date some just like you but not you
We should totally hang out sometimes Just you
You'r more than a friend you'r my best friend
hehehe is it in yet?
DO ME a favoR and babysit my little brother while i go to my boyfriend'S house
can't date you until she gets over last boyfriend find out she's dating someone else already
Kisses you with dreamy look never answers her phone again
invites you over to watch her cat while she leaves to bang her bf
Trying to get to know her for weeks Last information:  Has Boyfriend
give mixed messages
flirts & leads you on you ask her out
It's So Funny My Boyfriend Said The Same thing when we met!
4th date and still no kiss I just like the free food
i wanna date a guy just like u<3.... but not u
You're dating someone else:     Wants to hang out all the time You're single:    Tells everyone you are a stalker
is finally single starts dating your best friend
you sleep every night? wtf? me too!!
Lets Go Upstairs!... Mom say's i need to tidy my room so you can help me :)
you're an awesome guy i'm just not looking for anything serious right now
on the pill since age 11 saving herself for marriage
want to go fool around? with my cat until my boyfriend gets here?
tells you to 'come on over
Leads you on; breaks up with boyfriend comes to you for support: complains about the lack of good guys she knows
You deserve a girl who will treat you right but not me
I JUST TOOK A HUGE DUMP STILL WANT TO HAVE SEX?
i wanna go all the way with you but i don't want to ruin our friendship
LET'S HAVE A MOVIE NIGHT in my living room while my parents are home
Says she still loves you and wants to be friends NEVER TALKS TO YOU AGAIN
I'm not lOking for a relationship right now Omg he's so attractive! Marry me!
I LOVE YOU YOU ARE LIKE A BROTHER FOR ME
We should totally hang out sometimes.  Just you and me and my Boyfriend
'aww you're so sweet' says that to every guy
takes a half hour to reply to your texts complains when you take longer than 3 minutes to reply
Thanks for dinner
Take me to Valhalla where my brothers wait for me
I have boobs and you don't u mad?
i'd love to hang out with you! just don't come inside
Lets go upstairs for a bit Mom says I gotta clean my room. you will halp.
greets you at the door in sexy Nglige problem is: she's coming home
borrows your car: 'I think I've flooded the engine' car in lake.
tells you she isn't in town pictures of her partying in town show up on facebook next day
it's cold
I LOVE THAT SCUMBAG STEVE MEME YOU SHOWED ME! HE'S ACTUALLY MY BOYFRIEND!
can you walk me to my boyfriend's house?
You are amazing in every way and any girl would be lucky to be with you any other girl I mean
i enjoyed last night your friend was very cute
has sex with you doesn't french kiss 'feel guilty about cheating'
'I miss you!' Is busy every time you're free to hang out
she gives you back the cd she borrowed never got a chance to listen to it
you want date? no. we be freinds 4 lifez
Doesn't study for final somehow still gets an a
Super flirty not looking to date.
hits on you hard  says you're more like a brother
I think i love you in another way
I've been on my period everyday for the last six months
no mom
DID YOU BRING THE CONDOMS? MY BOYFRIEND RAN OUT LAST NIGHT AND WE NEED SOME MORE.
says yes when you ask her out delays until you stop bringing it up
asks two guys for a threesome makes their dicks touch.
calls her single
YES MEANS NO I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT
i read your love letter it's sweet. thank you
Leads you on for three months you find out she's been seeing someone for three months
i love you so much that i think i am gonna hug you
break up for college college is 30 minutes away from yours
Takes your stuff so you come by her place to pick it up tells you how sick she is of you stalking her
YOU'RE GONNA MAKE ME COME... TO BORROW YOUR MATH NOTES?
SUPER POWER OF FRIENDSHIP
i really like you as a friend
I WANNA GO OUT WITH A GUY WHO LOOKS LIKE YOU BUT NOT YOU THOUGH.
so..you like my hair? so does my boyfriend
YOU smell good! JUST LIKE MY BOYFRIEND!
overshares Personal information online Complains about lack of personal privacy
sleeps with everybody but her boyfriend saving herself
Sorry Ive got to go I have a pillow fight to attend
lets have sex when we get married
YOU WANNA PLAY 'JUST THE TIP?' I'LL GO GRAB MY MARKERS!
Agrees to date Brings guy friend
i just want to say that i love your... brother
You're the perfect guy.. for my friend doris
sure
GOES INTO SEX CHATROOM WON'T CYBER YOU
her mom leaves you both alone in her room even she knows you dont have a chance
Ur my bff i think we should take it to the next level super-ultra bff's
WHEN A GUY OFFERS HIS 'COME UP TO MY APARTMENT REAL QUICK...' BAIT LAWLZ
i really don't want to be rude but i have to
just remember when you kiss my ex's lips you're tasting my P***y b***h
yes dude
tells you she has a boyfriend gives your single friend a bJ in his car
Look up pot brownie recipe 'for a friend'
I'M NOT RETARDED WHAT'S RETARDED MEAN?
hey your best friend got me pregnant u mad bro?
i want you to have my children on halloween so my husband and i can go out
romantic restaurant: you make a toast to 'the most beautiful woman you've ever made love to'. waiter joins you.
drive 40 minutes to see her can only hang out 30-40 minutes
everything on this page just happened to me  Rise up out of the friend zone men!
she means everything to you you're like a brother
Decides to act irritating gets mad at man for being irritated
I APPRECIATED HOW HONEST YOU WERE THE OTHER NIGHT
breaks off the engagement keeps the 4 carat diamond ring
RIMJOB? my tires are fine sir!
Told him i was a virgin... actually had my period
Wanna hang out? Already has plans.
yes I can imagine us together I don't want a relationship at the moment though
GUYS IM THE ONLY GIRL PLAYING OMGZ GETTING SOM DAT ATTENTION
you say i'm the irreplaceable perfect girl and the love of your life thank you... friend
HAHAHAHAHA NO.
Do you wanna  be more than friends ?? we can be Best friends!
brags about giving something up for lent 'accidentally' forgets about it the next day
Walks up to you at school walks past you while laughing
i&#180;m free this night
'the thing is
YOU SAVED MY LIFE! HOW CAN I EVER REPAY YOU? I KNOW! MY BOYFRIEND WORKS AT SUBWAY! HOW ABOUT A FREE 6 INCH VEGGIE DELIGHT?
You're sooo cute! almost as cute as my boyfriend
You mean so much to me As a friend
HEY GUYS LET'S STAND IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAYS DURING EVERY PASSING PERIOD WE'LL HAVE SO MUCH FUN
would you give me a ride to my boyfriend's house?
Friend goes to the bathroom facebook says she can't stop pooping
starts sentence with 'i don't like to brag' follows up with a brag
hang out for weeks laying groundwork for a relationship 'but we're such good friends now! wouldn't wanna ruin that ;P'
OMG I JUST UPLOADED NEW PIC TIME TO SIT ON FB WAIT FOR LIKES
I'm a girl Posting on the internet
Bitches because you diddnt text her doesnt text back later
txtmsg: hey
Has 1 beer at a party Thinks they're a party animal
Aw I really like you too!.. But i have a boyfriend
walt texted me a pic of his junk i lol'd
that girl who relates every situation in life to a friends episode.
guys resent me for wanting to be friends with them
guys resent me for wanting to be friends with them
nerdy quiet guys guys complain about friendzone won't even look at nerdy quiet girls
Says she was sleeping... Was on facebook 5min earlier...
mark saw my message and didn't reply teeheeheehee
You are more to me than a friend you are my best friend
I REALLY NEED F----! FACEBOOK!
You're the guy of my dreams The bad ones
TELLS YOU SHE'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU BOILS YOUR PET RABBIT ALIVE LATER THAT NIGHT
farts on mouthpiece Empties spit valve on your head
he told me that he loves me i told him that i love him like my brother
BUYS $600 GYM MEMBERSHIP Stretches for an hour
YOU LOVE ME? WOW! i HAVE A SERCET FOR YOU TOO! I HAVE A YEAST INFECTION.
tells you how much she loves to give blow jobs never gives you a blow job
Thinks about dating man Moves overseas for year
i used to be told to get back to kitchen but then i took his balls to the knee
I'M wet from that water balloon fight
i want you to know that i'm always here for you as a friend.
spend hours making her a mix cd 'thanks! i'll make you a playlist on spotify'
Want a kiss? Gives you a hershey's candy
she says u are her best friend doesnt talk to u in 3 months
It doesn't matter if i'm chubby? ...that's what my boyfriend says
Say's You look weird in a Fedora Next day
tells you about her 'sexy alone times'' gets a boyfriend the next day
THank you! Much Love bro!
but seriously do you love me?
voted for sarah palin female empowerment
asks where you got your shoes isnt going to buy them
you think job networking is important? WTF!? YOU'RE SO SMART!
turns you on kicks in balls
starts writing never hits enter
You're a great guy! Do you want to go on a date with my friend?
first words to you are my boyfriend...
was talking about the pic bure logo ki bhi acchi pic aa jati hai galti se :p
ain't that a kick in the nuts!
I just dated you So I could dump you before we had sex
I've exchanged these 7 times now? I'm still in the 90-day warranty right?
I LAUGHED SO HARD A LITTLE BIT OF WEE CAME OUT
Jajajajaja Andre valle muere de celos...!!!
Yo Boy i just peed in the pool
want to go to the movies with me and my other friends not looking for a partner?
Y LE DIJE PODEMOS SEGUIR SIENDO AMIGOS
Hoes be like You are my one & only... All 50 of you ;)
WANT TO HELP ME PRACTICE MY ORAL BY BEING MY SUBJECT? ..BUT THE ORATION EXAM IS IN A FEW DAYS AND MY VOCAL CORDS ARE SORE AFTER GIVING MY BOYFRIEND DEEPTHROAT!
i'm going to dump you because you are rude and ignore me said no girl ever
LE DIJE TE QUIERO  PERO S&#211;LO COMO AMIGOS
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i don't care if you are being notified or not i am changing my profile picture AGAIN!!!!!!
I WANNA GET PREGNANT WOULD YOU like introduceme your friend?
I'm your god I'm charlotte
Good morning Coffee
'Oh my god
WANTS TO DATE STEVEMC TELLS HIM HE IS LIKE A BROTHER FOR HER
DATES STEVEMC SHOWS HIM HER FRIENDZONE LIST
Emily
I should have known I was a universal recipient. I'm such a greedy girl!
so u r telling ryan giggs is  moralyy ryt dan terry
LOL MAURO  I'M A GIRL
laughing is good for you but sleeping
yOU HAVE ALWAYS BEEN GIRL OF MY DREAM
YOU ARE TOO HANDSOME WHAT A PITY
Crack.... It's fan-tas-tic!
Complains that she's always broke Buys all mac products
Redditor Wife SAys she'll make you a sandwich
HI! DID YOU BRING THE CONDOMS? ...SIR? i WANT TO TALK TO YOU A MINUTE. WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT RIGHT OVER THERE?
I LOVE TO GIVE HEAD TO MY BOYFRIEND
do you want my head... phones?
FINALLY FOUND A JOB SPENT ALL THE MONEY SHOPPING BEFORE IT EVEN STARTED
not really a fan of chicago bulls Chicago bulls baybyyyy
Don't hear what i say hear what i think
oH
Watches an Nfc/afc Championship game for the first time IVE been a fan since 6th grade
I want an Honest relationship Lies about her weight
No NOTHING IS HAPPENING i would tell you
YOu are so funny but it doesn't make me want you
'i love you sweetie' (has a boyfriend)
THE HIPSTER BURNT HIS MOUTH CAUSE HE ATE HIS PIZZA BEFORE IT WAS COOL
This economy is Horrible even apple doesn't have jobs
HOW DID I GET OUT OF IRAQ? IRAN
The Past
my first job was at an orange juice factory but i got canned because i couldn't concentrate
a lion would never cheat on his wife but a tiger wood
Changed my ipod name to titanic It's syncing now!
DIARRHEA IS HEREDITARY IT RUNS IN YOUR JEANS
Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.
a friend from jail wrote me a letter about his suicidal thoughts i replied 'hang in there'
relationships are like fat people most of them don't work out
Know any jokes about sodium? Na.
How does a jewish person make beer? hebrews it
molestation is a touchy subject
Kony Jokes? Uganda be kidding me
If it Hurts When you pee Urine trouble!
want to hear a joke about potassium? k
The short fortune teller who escaped from prision was a small medium at large
Flying you're doing it wright
I did a theatrical performance about puns.  Really it was just a play on words.
I Wondered why the ball was getting closer and closer then it hit me
ENERGIZER BUNNY ARRESTED CHARGED WITH BATTERY
Why did the jedi Cross the road? To get to the other side!
To wRite with a broken pencil Is pointless
my drug dealer cracks me up
what do you call a spanish guy who had his car stolen? carlos
says she doesn't eat meat i never knew that about herbivore
did you hear about the graveyard? people are just dying to get in there!
i quit my job at the i.r.s. it was too taxing
Why Does Waldo wear stripes? Because he doesn't want to be spotted.
past
the scarecrow won the nobel prize because he was outstanding in his field
Why are taxis in moscow always late? They're russian so much they forget to putin fuel  so they keep stalin
Jokes about the german sausage Are the wurst
NEVER MAKE FUN OF A FAT GIRL WITH A LISP SHE'S PROBABLY THICK AND TIRED OF IT
Your girlfriend is on her period?  I knew she was ovary acting to my jokes.
What did the grape say when it got stomped on? Nothing
I hate people who make puns the should be PUN-ished
The costumer bet the butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf But the butcher didn't like to make bets when the steaks were this high
Does the name pavlov ring a bell?
Atheism a Non-prophet organization
the best time to go to the dentist is tooth hurty
did you hear about the cannibal who was late for the meal? he got the cold shoulder!
woman on their period are just ovary acting
did you hear about the camping trip? it was in tents
PEOPLE ARE MAKING END OF THE WORLD JOKES like there's no tomorrow
So the apocalypse didn't happen don't cry
It was an emotional wedding.  EVEN THE CAKE WAS IN TIERS.
pms JOKES ARE NOT FUNNY period
The leader of north korea is dead i didn't know he was il
Told a farmer a joke it was pretty corny
do you know why sir cumference was so fat? too much pi
You must be from Prague because I’m Czeching you out
I was going to look for my missing watch
we're all out of vegetable jokes so lettuce know if you have any
tHIS GIRL SAID SHE KNEW ME from vegetarian club but i've never met herbivore
why do seagulls fly over the sea? because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels!
I like ceilings I guess that makes me a ceiling fan.
if you build it
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CROSS EYED TEACHER? HE COULDn'T CONTROL HIS PUPILS
Why Did the chicken cross the mobius strip? To get to the same side
the dead bodies? oh
Have you seen the movie 'Constipated'? It hasn't come out yet.
how does a jew make beer? hebrews it
I have a photographic memory I just haven't developed it yet
I love cute cashiers They always check me out
I used to have a fear of hurdles
Listen To The Chorus Again? How Could I Refrain?!
can't keep bicycle upright it's two tired
Don't Take limestone for granite
WHAT did the trinomial say when he was arrested? Drat. foiled again!
Why do gingers not wear shoes? Beacuse they don't have soles
And Suddenly
Wanted to study abroad school wouldn't give me one
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? he's all right now
these pedobear jokes are simply unbearable
Commit Suicide Or die trying
Recent color studies show it is just a pigment of your imagination
Would you like to buy a neutron? No charge!
ROuter visits doctor 'It hurts when IP'
Oxygen and potassium went on a date It went OK
Puritans hack satan's wifi pilgrims on an unholy lan
Girl are you israeli? ...because you Israeli Hot
How do you know if your computer can sing? if it's adele
What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway
Today is Star Wars Day May the 4th be with you
since the end of the world was near christmas you should have made sure you rapture presents
knowing Sign LANGUAGE  is pretty handy
You have a bladder infection? Looks like urine trouble!
Old doctors never die  THEY JUST LOSE THEIR PATIENCE.
Where do strippers come from? pole-land
I'd download a car if I had the right drivers
Cartoonist found dead in his office the details are 'sketchy'
I wish homework was asexual so it would do itself
i got the black ipod 'cause they run faster than the white ones
how do you make holy water ? you boil the hell out of it !
what is a coke addicts favorite TV show? 'whose line is it anyway?'
If you don't pay your exorcist  YOU GET REPOSSESSED.
I guess all of Apples employees ARE now jobless!
It's raining cats and dogs outside I stepped in a poodle
i wonder if steve jobs life flashed before his eyes too bad it wasn't supported
Kim jong il dies not a seoul in south korea cares
what did the potato chip say to the battery? i'm free to lay if you're ever ready!
A twin engine cessna crashed into a cemetery so far 2426 bodies were recovered
how do germans tie their shoes? in lil knotsies
Bugs have very diverse religious views they are all in sects
girl with one arm and one leg name is Eileen
When a clock is hungry it goes back 'four' seconds!
Read an anti gravity book it was impossible to put down
my new trick is swallowing two strings i shit you knot
Have you heard of the new movie 'constipation'? it hasn't come out yet
A freudian slip is where you say one thing but mean your mother
Wanna hear a joke about sodium and bromine OXide? Na BrO
I tried playing poker in africa but there were to many cheetas
HIPSTER FISHED IN TRIBUTARY NOT MAINSTREAM
A marketplace in jerusalem? How bazaar!
RECYCLING JOKES ABOUT POTASSIUM IS NOT 'K'
Why did the bike fall over? it was two-tired
where do televisions go when they need a really fast boat? a telly port
I relish the fact that you've mustard the strength to ketchup with me
imagine living in a castle made of ice how cool would that be?
what did the unemployed cancer cells do? they got jobs
Atheism A NON-PROPHET ORGANIZATION
balloon sits at bar orders 'pop'
a boiled egg? hard to beat!
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? Don't worry
Let's have a game of Russian roulette We'll have a blast
I was going to buy a book on phobias
after getting a sweater from his grandma 50 cent replied: 'g
i was goin to make a hitler joke but jew would nazi the humor in it
What do you call someone who makes fast rhymes? A veloci-rapper
Went to drug rehab center sign said 'Keep off the Grass'
How much does an asian elephant weight Won Ton
Sex while camping?  It's fucking intense
got A+ in woodshop  nailed it!
What do you call a room full of lesbians in alaska? a klondyke bar
Did you hear about the circus riot? it was in tents!
Why was Mozart buried as a pauper? because he was baroque
Enough with the Gay jokes Come on guys
I was going to make a thailand pun but phuket
I used to be addicted to soap I'm clean now
Police cannot find missing horse and buggy they say the investigation went amish
cheese forgive me i curda been whey gouda to ya
What do you call a mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto
a well-done pun is rare
did you hear about the negotiations with the tow truck drivers' union? they broke down
How did you like the play Ms. Lincoln? 'We could have had a nicer booth'
what do salads say when they go to jail? lettuce out of here!
Why do ukulele players stand for long periods outside people's houses?  they can't find the key and they don't know when to come in
who says my jokes are lame i think they're punny
Tries to make a limo joke Too much of a stretch
I went to a seafood disco last week  and pulled a mussel
I can't go to Bangkok i'm thai'd up
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CAMPING TRIP? IT WAS IN TENTS
stuck in lincoln tunnel with annoying coworkers carpool tunnel syndrome!
This guy sold me a camel for a grand do you think egypt me?
Did you hear the one about the chemist who read the book about helium? he couldn't put it down
Did you hear about the zoo without a dolphin? it had no porpoise
mathematicians aren't good bakers They think pi are squared
books in electronic format is a novel idea
i had a great view of the hurricane because i was in the eye of the storm
That's alright Olive you anyway
where does the easter bunny go when he CRASHES his sleigh? to the hopsital
What did the pool say when it won the Lottery? Water the odds
A game with out keeping score is pointless!
what does eve tell her math students to do with numbers? adam
would a documentary about peas make a good podcast?
You don't joke about a womans Menstrual cycle Period
why didn't the oyster give money? cause he was shellfish
Two Peanuts walk down the street one was a salted
What do you call a bear with no teeth ? A gummy bear
I used to be addicted to soap  BUT I'M CLEAN NOW
IT WAS AN EMOTIONAL WEDDING EVEN THE CAKE WAS IN TIERS
That Dog plays Ruff
They raised the price on public transit. I think that's a fare change.
Have you heard about the guy who invented 'knock knock' Jokes? Well i guess he got a nobel prize!
What do you call a simulation of dyslexic mexicans a simulatino
I used to have a fear of hurdles but then i got over it
How did john lennon get his kids to eat vegetables? 'Give peas a chance'
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang BUT EVENTUALLY IT CAME BACK TO ME
cannibals eat your heart out!
Voluntary workers make no cents
Cuts Leg shaving in shower looks like a blood bath
You heard about that guy who died from masturbating to much? he went and came at the same time
whose is this explosive? it's mine
I'll shove a lemon up my vag on halloween and go as a sour puss
HOw does a pig get to the hospital? A hambulance...
How do psychoanalysts like their chicken? freud
What do you call a bear without teeth?  A gummi bear!
The two medical practitioners had contradictory viewpoints - it was a paradox
You should never drink beyond the pint of no return
He didn't tell his mother that he ate some glue.   HIS LIPS WERE SEALED.
Local Area Network in Australia:  THE LAN DOWN UNDER.
Rough sex isnt all its choked up to be
molecular biologist goes to france Buys designer genes
The name is bond
The 'terrorist'         was white?! nor way!
a duck walked into a bar and said ouch
so happy i just shit myself
Menstation jokes aren't funny period
Instagram is terrific for promoting photographs It really increases their exposure
cripple jokes... i can't stand them
same-sex marriage? That's INCONCEIVABLE!
Poked a ghost's butt got a handful of sheet!
WHAT'S THAT NEW MEXICAN BOY BAND? JUAN DIRECTION
brooklyn should have power by now it's right next to the battery
what do you call two bananas eating each other? Banannibalism
Do you want to carpool to the fleetwood mac concert? no thanks
my computer can sing it's adele
what do you call a masturbating cow? beef stroganoff
What's a boxers favorite drink? punch!
What time is it when it is time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty.
pun coon? its not like im asian or anything
think i saw michael j fox in the garden center he had his back to the fuschia
Africa is in bad condition what are you ghana do?
Did you hear the P.e. teacher was fired? must have been a loose cannon
can a match box? no
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang
Time flies like an arrow.  FRUIT FLIES LIKE A BANANA.
Since I lost my job I can only afford DIY dental work It's a real kick in the teeth
Wanna here a joke about cats? Just kitten!
what do you call a fake noodle? IM-pasta
iran to iraq to get turkey because i was hungary
i was in class and my pen ran out i had to go catch it
brought the car out for a drive because that's how I roll
A cow walks into a bar and picks a fight. The bartender turns to him and says
male pornstars are the worst kind of people huge dicks
how do you ravage a garden? deflower it
I'd tell you a joke about mayonnaise but i don't want it to spread
NO guests show up because of rain fair weather friends
Going to see the shuttle launch It's gonna be out of this world
i visited the eye drop companies website it was a site for sore eyes
i tried snorting coke once I nearly drowned
What do Dr. Dre's Kids Call Him? PADRE
Your golf addiction is driving a wedge between us
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity It's impossible to put down.
Why didn't the dendrochronologist get married? All he ever dated was trees!
this vacuum sucks
at a hurricane competition strong hurricane winds
after making some meat jokes during class the bell rang and i sad 'this meat-ing is over'
i went to the bathroom and sure as shit...
my donkey just walked into the road and got hit by a truck he's a bloody dumb ass!
JOKES about the boston marathon are running gags
Daffy Duck KeePs eating all the carrots BEcause it bugs bunnies
Fertilizer plant explosion Sounds like a shit storm
Kevin Rose I fell.
hey did you hear about my crazy camping trip? it was in tents
diarrhea gives me the shits
Poor tiarne chester now she'll have trouble
Tells a Knock-knock joke  Nobody gets it
I Played that new russian fighting game Mortal Comrade
see you son mean before soon
did you see the video of the girl eating her tampon? i'm absorbed by it
what does memegenerator have in common with a waiter that tripped? both servers are down
I'm a wigwam i'm a teepee i'm two tents!
Top selling cookbook in north Korea? 101 WAYS TO WOK YOUR DOG.
I used to make a lot of jokes about trees but then i branched out
my wife tried to leave me
if reading is fundamental
dredd 3d dred 2d
i broke my ankle when i put my foot down
if the kids take over the day care
i was going to make some breakfast but i kept procrastibacon.
WHAT DO YOU CALL THE CAB DRIVER'S MISTRESS? A FARE
did I tell you about the middle eastern con man? egypt me!
remember the uruguayan rugby team that crashed in the andes? I bet they were chile!
What does a nosy pepper do? gets jalepeno business
the hipster burnt his mouth cause he ate his pizza before it was cool
Are you jamaican cos jamaican me crazy
Why are all these jokes so Kony
I know everybody likes to make jewish jokes anne frankly I'm tired of it!
my friend jim the pony was going to tell a joke but he is a little horse
Goes to Prostitute Listens to hormones
D and D is A Roll playing game
Getting run over by 9000 mudkipz
my hamster died He fell asleep at the wheel
Eggs May Get hard when wet and really hot
Dance student? You'll get a 2:2
busch dining hall conveyor belt goes left
Man walks into a bar hits his head
I never had sex with a german but i love pork n krauts
Remember how you lost your flatfish? Well I flounder!
how many menzies students does it take to screw in a lightbulb? menzies students don't screw in lightbulbs. they screw everywhere else
Why dont you buy Ukrainian underwear?? because Cher-nob-yl fall out
aunt ruth dies becomes ruthless
I love pencils you always gotta find the write one
why make a pokemon pun? wynaut?
ALARM DIDN'T GO OFF; iT'S A DEAD RINGER
I was looking for jokes about circumcision but all i could find were tips
I'm being replaced? Eels bad
what drink has a cold? cough-ee
Civil Disobedience and Government Control? I Have a Thoreau Understanding
osama bin laden killed? talk abbottabad place to hide
where'd all the k go??! who nose
I can already tell you which team will win the one with the most points!
If someone collects a lot of plants does that make them               a hoarder culturist?
changed my ipod name to  'titanic' it's syncing now
How does a caveman pick up caveChicks? Clubbin'
Easiest way for cavemen to hook up with cavecHicks? clubbin'
sign outside the drug rehabilitation unit read keep off the grass
Nuns They have bad habits
What do you call a fake noodle? AN IMPASTA.
Did you hear about these new reversible jackets?  I'M EXCITED TO SEE HOW THEY TURN OUT.
Kim jong il dies not a seoul in south korea cares
Experts say the cost of funerals have risen by 50%
I'm inclined to be laid back.
The new weed whacker is cutting-hedge technology.
A prisoner's favorite punctuation mark is the period.  IT MARKS THE END OF HIS SENTENCE.
when chemists die we barium!
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
If you step onto a plane and recognize a friend of yours named Jack  DON'T YELL OUT HI JACK!
What is the difference between a nicely dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?  A TIRE.
Don't trust people that do acupuncture
I've been to the dentist several times so I know the drill.
It's raining cats and dogs. Well
The butcher backed up into the meat grinder  He GOT A LITTLE BEHIND IN HIS WORK.
When William joined the army he disliked the phrase  'FIRE AT WILL'.
what is better than roses on your piano? tulips on your organ
you can tune a piano but you can't tunafish
I was going to look for my missing watch
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said  'KEEP OFF THE GRASS'
i had a math lesson on means
dude
Decided to study geology schist just got real
did you hear the one about syria? it's a riot!
EVER BEEN CAMPING? ITS INTENSE
my drug dealer's duck does a lot of quack
the energizer bunny was arrested he was charged with battery
Watch more James Cameron Movies Like abyss
a star walks into a blackhole and doesnt seen phazed
smoke weed with your four friends high five!
my pet bird is sick really should get it some tweetment
did u hear about the armless frat pledge? he couldn't hang
lil boy blue he drowned in a flood
where's the beef? between wendy's buns!
the farmer had trouble milking the cow he was utterly confused
Skyrim so good i think ill kill myself. The next logical step is Oblivion
Got asked for my autograph Punk Kid thought I was the honey badger
Did u hear about the gay judges? they tried each other
what do u do when u come across a tiger in the jungle? wipe it off!
a guy walks in to a bar... OUCH!
Y did the girl date the mushroom? Because he's a fun guy
what do you call a country with pink cars a pink carnation
why did the alcoholic with a speech impediment quit drinking and driving? it was too whiskey
i was running to china until i hit 'the wall'
i don't like bananas they're not very a-peel-ing
when the vegetable family was captured the tomato said
How did Noah make light while on the ark?  FLOOD LIGHTS
ironman has been eating all day but he's steel hungry
Tried dating a gneiss geologist But she took me for granite
proctologists have to deal with assholes all day!
my fruit smoothie is berry tasty
what do you call a sleeping bull? a bull-dozer
I did a theatrical performance about puns. 	 REALLY IT WAS JUST A PLAY ON WORDS.
Elvis died on the toilet that's a shitty way to die
What do you call a arrogant fugitive falling from a building? Condescending!
I forgot my girlfriends birthday  she is ovary acting
classmate ripped pants at gym they were tearable
Accidentally funny PUnintentional
what do you call a dog that gets hbo? a labrador receiver
He overreacted because he was insolvent. The lab assistant dissolved their partnership.
farmers trigonometry Swine
Rock and Troll
Listen To The Chorus Again? How Could I Refrain?!
when life gets you down make a comforter
I'm amazing at giving blowjobs don't mean to sound cocky
Why's a moon rock better than an earth one? Its a little meteor
Did you hear the joke about the fruit? it was kinda 'peachy'
In other news A broom has swept the nation
OLHA  Tu AHAHAHAH
couldn't peel an orange it really took the pith
im going camping its going to be intense
so its a yes thank you!
why does a lion cheat on his wife
andzzz NO handzzz
a man with a boner walking through and airplane door sideways is going to bangkok
MATT DEAD
Told an emu a joke It was emu-sed
My teacher cares so much about me she does give an 'f'
Do you know who your'e voting for? JACKIE ARANDA FOR CHAPLAIN
i played a game once it had a mass effect in my grades
just had reindeer steak for breakfast I'd lichen it to lamb
I came in like a wreckingball
why do cows lie down in the rain? to keep each udder dry!
I need coffee to get through the daily grind
bj nh  jb b
Imagine an alien race burning down earth to make it habitable for them this would be terrafrying
what did the salad gang say when they went to jail? lettuce out of here!
malaysia airlines gone missing jokes? I'm lost
communism jokes are best WHEN SHARED WITH EVERYONE
HOW DOES MOSES MAKE HIS TEA? HE BREWS IT.
I LOVE DONUTS THEY'RE NOT SELF-CENTERED AT ALL.
i burned 1200 calories today ...left my pizzA in the oven
WHY ARE THERE ALWAYS FENCES AROUND GRAVEYARDS? BECAUSE EVERYBODY'S DYING TO GET IN.
what's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? if you have bird flu you need tweet-ment and if you have swine flu you need oink-ment
did you hear about the paddle sale at the boat store? it was quite an oar deal.
lupin transforms in front of harry potter. 'you just turned into a wolf!' says harry. 'yes
what did 50 cent say to his grandma? 'gee
what did the toilet say to its significant other? urinal my thoughts
ARCHAEOLOGISTS ARE GOING TO THE LOCATION WHERE SIMBA'S FATHER DIED SO THEY CAN GATHER MUFOSSILS
A KING LOOKS OUT HIS WINDOW AND SAYS 'LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER REIGNY DAY.'
WHAT DID THE SHY PEBBLE WANT? TO BE A LITTLE BOLDER
are the rough parts of italy called the 'spaghetto'?
I LOST MY MOOD RING. I DON'T KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUt THIS.
how many ears does captain kirk have? 3! a left ear
if I have another kid I hope he's a ginger Because he'd be well red
Iggy Z too thought of a pizza joke but decided not to share it it was too cheesy.
Make all the GEEK things!
the candy bar missed his brother's wedding he was just too wrapped up
the politician held a press conference he also had an affair
you call it trash i call it taco
TEVA RAMONDA-FAHERTY Sara ENGSTROM
i was going to make a joke about hitler but jew would the humor in it
I'm jealous of Rachmaninoff freud calls it pianist envy
What do call someone who lies about being able to play the saxophone? A saxophony!
Actor Cory Monteith died today Guess his career on Glee is Finn-ished
Kevin Rose I didn't.
Imma give you Rabies
so an E-flat
What do i think about Corduroys? They are groovy
an irish man decided to write an irish drinking song but he couldn't make it past the first bar !
fantasy
Wild camping!?! that's in tents
THEY SAY TOM CRUISE IN EARNING 20 MIL A PICTURE ILL BUY IT
I ran into a grizzly in the forest.  I barely escaped with my life
donald trump was right! he said if obama won
Velcro What a rip off
dessert? you mean squirrel?
Enters in a maze 'oh
remember when the computer went homicidal in space odyssey That was halarious
EMO BUNNY HE JUST DOESN'T CARROT ALL
Database of Bacterial Viruses Phagebook
sTAYING UP LATE BEFORE pASSOVER cLEANING? nOT SURE WHAT i SHOULD 'sEDER' THAT!
Shawty! Make that ass crap
everybody makes mistakes
While you were working at kfc we named ourselves 'wing it'
a man tried to sell me a coffin I told him that's the last thing i need
How does a jedi push someone around? by use of force
I saw a guy with a piece of lettuce sticking out of his ass It was just the tip of the iceberg
Ipod nicknamed titanic connect to computer:'Titanic is syncing'
Are you a rooF? I heard you have shingles
Only 325 days belong to the Year 2013 The Rest of them are Lent
I guess Benedict is quite Un-pope-ular after quitting
It's a shame Benedict has quit There are nun who could replace him
I thought the job of being pope would be a priest of cake
She wanted to spice things up I told her not to makE  it too spicy
I WONDERED WHY THE BASEBALL WAS GETTING BIGGER THEN IT HIT ME
Now that Oscar Pistorius has been found guilty of murder I guess he doesnt have a leg to stand on...
Alle barna likte findus unntatt busk Han var kusk
know what's wrong with north korea? they are seoulless
Cain was the world's first handicapped person  He was dis-Abel-ed
WATCHES HITLER DOCUMENTARY LOSES CONCENTRATION
why does snoop dogg carry an umbrella for drizzle
swimming to avoid my classes? sea me after school young man
there is a L1 match in auxerre this season... Bastia-etg !
I got into a fight with a bloke who had a sword. He cut my arms
Why do black People get so tall? Because their knee grows
What Happened to the trumpet player who played too loud? He was put in jail for forte years!
women on their periods are just ovary acting
No erectile dysfunction today touch wood
kenya answer a question about africa for me?
I am a raccoon the end.
why don't hungry french people get headaches? because paris eat em all
I'll tell you a joke about masturbating it might come in handy
When a frog parks illegily  does it get toad?
When rabbits drink beer do they care about the barley or just the hops?
whats a nuclear physicists favourite meal? fission chips
2012 apocalypse? the end justifies the mayans
What do Christmas and a cat on the each have in common? Sandy claws!!
People are making end of the world jokes like there's no tomorrow
That punchline must be a pornstar 'Cause I saw it coming!
hab jetzt finanzen 3 ok
ANYBODY LIKE PIE? TO BAD ITS IRRATIONAL
what's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?     you can roast beef
what does a cannibal call a plane crash? buffet!!!
how did luke and obi-wan get by the storm-troopers at Mos Eisley? they forced their way through
READ BOOK ABOUT HERBS IT WAS ABOUT THYME
I went to the shops to buy some soup They were out of stock
why does waldo wear stripes ? doesn't he want to be spotted ?
stop calling me a dirty coon
I'm on a seafood diet Seafood-and-eat-iT!
it takes one to know one... And you a coon!!!
JOKES ABOUT DEAD ANIMALS are not funny carrion
My pals hate fishing One jerk waiting on another
I'm not stealing your trash I'm recycling it
you're crippled? walk it off
Guy a. lepage devra inviter le tremblement de terre a son mission parce que tout le monde en parle !
I just heard the aed was stolen from Llanbadarn bet that was a shock to them
the volkswagen scirocco Tdi from berlin to warsaw in one tank
You're talking about Dragon Ball z? I hear what you're Saiyan.
DO THEY EAT PI IN THAGORAS?
what weather involves body parts and thinking? a brainstorm!
SOUP FOR BREAKFAST? 'STEW EARLY
combat arms
did you hear about the peanut in the park he got asalted
What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Roberto
your teeth hurt? Life sucks when you can't chew
qtos Mlks cabem numa circunferencia? 2 pi-raio
I wanted to make a chermistry joke but all the good ones argon
Why are oreos double stuffed? because its more filling
john cleese isn't in the third harry potter movie they nearly headless nix'd him
How do you k ow your clock is hungry? It goes back four seconds
I saw a snail in a car with an 's' on it  I decided to watch that escargot
Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana
WHAT'S BROWN AND SOUNDS LIKE A BELL? DUNG
Have you seen Dr. Jekyll? No. I haven't seen hyde nor hair of him.
I made a list of puns to make my class laugh no pun in ten did
QM NUNCA MENTIU Q UM AMIGO NO TS TE DEU GIFT S&#211; PARA OS OUTROS PEDIREM ELE IGUAL MENDIGOS
What kind of day was the dog having? RUFF
Trying to decide what suit to wear it's a tie
When you drop the bass you get into treble
I'm tired of jew making holocaust jokes
I'm not Dead I'm just a bit tired
You went to the market? That's Bazaar!
favourite type of music? racoon roll
WHY ARE YOU TAKING A PHOTO OF ME? JUST KIDDING. ITS OKAY WITH ME
did you know kony was funny? i hear he kids around!
HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE CROSS-EYED TEACHER? SHE COULDN'T CONTROL HER PUPILS
What do you call fake macaroni? an impasta
Snooki had a baby? still a better love story than twilight.
virgin media MO Farah
the special olympics are so lame
I didn't have insurance for my car but it's covered now
What time did I go to WIMBLEDON? tennish
knock
what's a belly buttons favorite car? an audi!
i just got 20% tints on my car windows now i fear the cops 20% more
I had a dream last night I was a muffler I woke up exhausted
WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN A HOOKER MAKES A FAKE FART SOUND? A 'PROSTHETIC-TOOT'!!
One would clam? seems kinda shellfish
I've been followed since I left the garden.... The corn stalks me.....
Hey I just met you
couldn't peel an orange it really took the pith
Two siblings have protected sex using tic-tacs and later throw them into a sandwich in which the condom mints are inbred
i just got 20$ tint on my car windows  that gives me a 20% more reason to fear the cops.
I JUST LOVE MEXICANS IVE SEEN JUAN BEFORE
Robot who spends 700 hundred years making trash skyscrapers? Thats off the Wall-E
A hungry clock goes back four seconds
What condiment relieves constipation? must-turd
I saved all my items Suchestfully
SOrry for Take off your wood It was an axedeNt
The only stripper I feel good giving money to? Baby's momma!
hiring PRETZEL makers Flexible hours
My dad has an eggcellent sense of humour he's always cracking yolks
What do you call finding the prostitute you've been looking for all your life? destiny Hooker
wind is blowing did you catch the drift?
you brought home another cat? you gotta be kitten me
do you like pepsi i soda do
Do you like pepsi? i soda do
le tip over garbaggge can le racun faec xdddd
What do you call cheese that's not yours NACHO CHEESE.
What can't you do in an apple store 'Window' Shop
What has 8 legs with a SECRET IDENTITY  An Annopus
i asked the rockies to make me some kool aide but they said they have no pitchers
DFG? more like DF GG
did you hear jerr sandusky has a new coaching job? It's at oral roberts
how do you like buttons? I think that question is pushing it
I mustache you a question but i will shave it for later
Grab me some butter because i'm on a roll
I saw batman yesterday! The 3d was drop-dead amazing.
sex is like school you miss a peroid and your in deep shit
That hitman made a lot of money In fact
WhatWhat do you call a one legged female jogger? Eileen
What is the opposite of christopher reeve? christopher walken.
What is the difference between christopher reeve and o.j. simpson? reeve got the electric chair while simpson walked.
the new batman movie is to die for
statistics.
statistics.
Ghost bastards
How much does a hipster weigh? An Instagram
DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE CHRISTIAN TERMITE? HE ALWAYS READS HIS HOLEY BIBLE!
My mom made me vaccuum the other day it really sucked
i used to have a fear of sppedbumps but i'm slowly getting over it
i used to have a bullfrog but then he croaked
WHY ALL THE HATRED TOWARDS BREAD? I THINK THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO GET A RISE OUT OF US.
dog pees on floor urine big trouble
Oh
This guy got a job to protect Eden. I guess he's guardin' the garden.
This halloween I think I shall hold a patriotic event I'll call it 'Red
This little guy with a beard and a pointy hat was mining ore today. I wanted him to stop and said 'Gnome ore for you'
You know what they say about the mute button...
GOING TO CATCH Pokmon #113 WITH ONLY ONE Pok Ball?  KIND OF CHANSEY.
288 WORMS? THAT'S TWO GROSS!
made jesus joke at work Nailed it
What do you call two dragons with their tongues up each others' asses? sky-rim
Profound Guitarist Strikes A cord
What do you call a person who steals sana?  sana soor!
Hey rocky! We've cena nuff!
Our friend tony looked in the mirror so we said
Spent the whole day Preparing birthday gifts til' my dad told me to 'wrap it up'
Whats the differnce between Futurama and one direction  in futurama theres only 1 bender!!!
The executioner built a state-of-the-art guillotine. he knew how to get ahead in business.
WHAT DID THE OCEAN SAY TO THE TIDE? LONG TIME NO SEA
what do you call a mexican with no car or bike? joaquin
Sometimes being tall hurts i was out with my friend
Want to hear a joke about cats? just kitten
ALL THESE 9/11 JOKES  JUST AREN'T PLANE FUNNY
fagooter? I hardly know her
I was gonna say a pencil joke But its pointless﻿
We have Ben Franklin to thank for electricity It was a shocking discovery
What was the last thing Jesus said to Judas? 'You better not cross me'
I saw the laziest jungle cat today He  was just lion around
aw hell no! who you callin a coon?!!
my friend said he wanted to go study abroad i asked him 'what's her name?'
WHY CAIN COULDN'T MAKE AN OFFERING? HE WASN'T ABEL
There are too many functional Groups YOu know What Imine?
whats brown and sticky? a stick
Lame pun coon we're you in danang?
I eat ur garbage waffles syrupticiously
Two tomato buddies meet up after a long time 'Hey we gotta ketchup!'
What is a surfers favorite book of the bible Dude-eronomy
at first didnt like my new hair cut but then it grew on me
St Paul's station to be refurbished getting a faith lift
Aw hell no! Who you callin a coon?!
I hate to be mean But this joke is quite average
OH MY GOD :-)  ZE MOTHER FUKIN BADGER WILL KILL
How Does Chewbacca comunicate? with Wookie Talkie
morris scores from center ice that was a howler
What kind of Cookie is good at School? Acadamia Nut
jokes about corn ... are the best corny jokes
Why did the hipster burn his lips on the coffe? he drank it before it was cool
I think I need to blow of some steam About my pc gaming
I don't usually work without annete but she called out today
What did the blind tourist do in WWII? Not see germany!!!
Will.he.is
ENOUGH WITH THE BASS JOKES JUST DROP IT
Tequila The gulp of mexico
i was going to work in a bank but i lost interest
Raccoons Nature's ninja.
I saw a sign in front of a rehab center 'keep off the grass'
kings beat canucks in 5 games that was quick
When Peter pan punches someonE They neverland
The beef industry is worried about lost profits they're really having a cow
#buffetRule? When you ding a mercedes with your fixie
BARRY GIBB IN A COMA? GUESS HE'S HAVING TROUBLE STAYIN ALIVE
I'm reading a book abouT anti-gravity It's impossible to put down
You Wrote A Gamer on Air Force Football And the headline says 'soars?'
I'm serious
Do i like millionaire pizza? nah
KONY 2012 UGANDA BE KIDDING ME
just got some great dark jedi swag at the darth mall
Conservation Easements? They're for the birds.
there's a repost on the front page i already reddit
WHY DID THE COOKIE GO TO THE DOCTOR? CAUSE HE FELT 'CRUMMY'!
what is the most combustible legume? ford pinto beans
what was frank sinatra's favorite fossil fuel? coal porter
why were the gamecocks penalized? they were engaging in fowl play
what do you call a dog in a cement mixer a rockweiler
stop yawning! abuse
I ate my dinner with a forklift It was Palatable
What do you call black friday in ISRAEL? jew-manji
developer couldn't have kids QA marked him 'Failed to reproduce'
It's such a rec center  walking all the way to the gym
did you hear about the baker who played in the nba? he led the league in turnovers
a man stopped caring about his finances and withdrew all his money he just lost interest
it walks on the fields and helps against period tampony
I like czech music especially prague rock
Somebody told me i was average looking i thought that was mean
inuendo? no
hipsters knew kony before he was cruel
wanna hear a dry joke? the desert is dry
Walked into a bar ouch
I like your cookies scripps I like them Malott
Friend talks about someone with surname Kettle Is she hot?
invest in soda stocks i sense a great popportunity
it was appealing like a banana!
Dude
When telling someone they have diabetes Don't sugar coat it
Archery? I think i'll give it a shot
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds
Blindfolded girlfriend she didnt she me coming
My car kept stalin so i was russian to putin gas but it put a marx on my car
Why don't you eat a girls peas? BEcause they're Herpeas
What's up? Whatsapp!
i got sick in an airport suffering from a 'terminal Illness'
I ASKED FOR A TRADE with a trainer with a bladder control problem he said 'i have togepi'.
What Do you Call A Vegetarian with diarrhea?? A SAlad Shooter.
Wet dreams they just come
Why did the orchestra go to jail? domestic violins
im going fishing with the kids im really trying to push the boat out
smell mop smell mop who?
Jamaican  me crazy
I was shocked when I heard who nickola tesla was
I tried to add more storage to my van
My puns are good
You know what i call a pencil in the toilet a number two
Outlaw guns in America? Everyone would be up in arms.
this economy is horrible Blame it on the coon
IF EUROPE USES EUROS SHOULDN'T AFRICA USE AFROS?
I'm building a pump gun 'Super Pumped'!
How to tell if ur gf's tickelish give her a test tickle
What did the baker say to the bread? I knead you.
I'm glen and I'm soooo in love 4eva <3 oh..........
What do you call a lonely cow? beef stroganoff
applied for a job as a gold prospector it didn't pan out
Busch Dining hall conveyor belt goes left
I saw a terriost yesterday
hipsters don't like fishing too mainstream
Why i use FL studio? No reason
what's the opposite of wrinkly?  irony
have you got paid yet? i dont know
I lost my mood ring today I don't know how I feel about this
amat&#248;r s&#248;lle amat&#248;r
on public bus going to lunch and ccr starts playing its 'nam all over again!
Favorite store that sells bags and muffins? vera breadley
Im debtermined to pay off my bills
Are you hetero? no
no wikipedia whasopadat
They said SOPa is meant to stop piracy But I don't understand their arghument
'So you punched her in the ovaries? Eggxactly
somebody dropped The sopa
Wanna hear a construction joke Im workin on it
I have Been reading the torah jew story
where are you carey
?о?ните тунца пендо?ы в рот ? ва? ебал :D
is there ever a good time for incontinence jokes? it depends
He asked
Sweets may cause laxative effect? ShIt
Why did the sheep dog count 38 sheep when there were really 40? he rounded up
If jesus played football He'd be in the parabowl
Performing Under Pressure? I hear david bowie is goot at that.
you are adopted? still a better love story than twilight
my fave apps  are the ones before my entrees
due to the death of his father north korea is now being lead by a young un
thousands of apple employees are now jobless
Kim JonG-Il? More like Kim Jong-Dead
A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months.
To some marriage is a word TO OTHERS  A SENTENCE.
I saw a beaver movie last night. IT WAS THE BEST DAM MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN.
A cardboard belt would be a waist of paper.
I should have been sad when my flashlight batteries died  BUT I WAS DELIGHTED.
Did you hear about the cremator who didn't charge? He didn't urn very much
I hate bad puns i guess this is my... punishment
if it's not baroque don't fix it!
Let's talk about rights and lefts.  YOU'RE RIGHT SO I LEFT.
Never invest in funerals
The one who invented the door knocker got a No-bell prize.
Need to get away from your wife on a ship? just be-fore and aft-her
The magician got so mad he pulled his hare out.
It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
It was an emotional wedding.  EVEN THE CAKE WAS IN TIERS.
if you try to use logic when arguing with a woman you're gonna have a bad time
if you use auto-correct on your Iphone you're going to have a badger tit
if kony takes your kid uganda have a bad time
If you're going on youtube without adblock you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU TRY TO PEE WITH A BONER you're gonna have a bad time
if you wear a red shirt at target  you're going to have a bad time
wrong meme aaaaand it's posted
If you expect a plot in a modern day horror movie you're gonna have a bad time
if you turn a small book in three movies you're gonna have a bad time
If you leave your calculator in radians you're gonna have a rad time
If you still use internet explorer you're gonna have a bad time
if you try to study on your bed you're gonna have a bad time
if you're mean to your girlfriend in her dream your gonna have a bad time
If you thought you had time to fap before your roomates got home you're going to have a bad time
if you want play video games on a mac you're going to have a bad time
if you're planning to do math
if you join a hacked server in cod  YOu're gonna have a bad time
if you have your first kid before your first job you're gonna have a bad time
if you use hashtags on facebook you're gonna have a bad time
if you're on reddit and you're a christian you're gonna have a bad time
If you see a black guy under the influence of bath salts you're gonna have a bad time
If you want to loggin in facebook you're gonna have a time line
if taylor swift is your ex you're going to have a bad time
If mitt Romney becomes president You're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU THINK YOU'LL FIRST FAP AND STUDY LATER YOUR GONNA HAVE A NAP TIME
If you watch anime thinking it's gonna be normal  you're gonna have a bad time
If you think high school is gonna teach you yo be an independent critical thinker You're gonna have a bad time
If you want cereal but there's no milk left You're gonna have a bad time.
if you don't take a shit before work your gonna have a bad time
if you spend time on meme generator for entertainment you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU CLICK ON 'TWO GIRLS ONE CUP' YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you get married before either of you has a job
if you friend your mom on facebook you're gonna have a bad time
If You think u can get out of the friendzone YOur gonna have a bad tIme
If you have politically active friends on facebook you're going to have a bad time
if you think this meme is gonna rhyme your gonna have a bad experience
If your going to post a duck face picture on the internet you're going to have a bad time
if you need to take a shit in a public bathroom you're gonna have a bad time
If you try to out run a black man You're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU STATE YOUR OPINION YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you expect love and respect from a person incapable of loving and respecting themselves
if you wear flip flops and need to use a public bathroom you're gonna have a bad time
if you expect cod to be different every year you're gonna have a bad time
If you fart while listening to an ipod
if you try to argue politics on facebook you're gonna have a bad time
If you make stupid
If you think neil patrick harris is straight because you watch how i met your mother you're gonna have a bad time
IF you watch Man vs Food with the munchies  You're gonna have a bad time
if you eat chipotle before a run You're gonna have a bad time
If you wanna shit with a Boner You're gonna have a bad time
if you have a gf and and a female best friend You're gonna have a bad time
if your mother has been cleaning around your computer your gonna have a bad time
if you're under 7 you're going to have a bed time
If you try to speed up and cut me off you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU DRINK COKE AND EAT MENTOS YOUR GONA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you forgot to rewind your vhs youre gonna have a bad time
If you don't know how this meme finishes                                                                                                                              .
if you paid to play a beta you're gonna have a ... error
Trying anal for the first time with your girlfriend
If you have a boyfriend and a guy best friend You're gunna have a bad time
If you want to get something done on windows 8 you're gona have a bad time
If he doesn't trim his pubes You're gonna have a bad time
if you go to the bathroom and don't check for toilet paper You're gonna have a bad time.
If you wanna drink disgusting beer you're gonna have a bud lime
if you bring reason and logic to an online political discussion You're gonna have a bad time
If you can't take a light-hearted joke  You're gonna have another bad time
simply rename a .psd file as a .png file... you're gonna have a baad tiiime
if you watch the debate expecting obama to win you're going to have a bad time
IF YOU HAVE STATISTICS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAAAAD TIME
If you like a girl who has a boyfriend You're gonna have a bad time
if you type 'ros scene' on youtube you're gonna have a good time
if you use a meme wrong  you're gonna have a bad time
If you think being up 2-0 means you're getting gold you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU THINK YOU GONNA GET THE GIRL YOU LOVE YOU're gonna have a bad time
if you believe in a god and have no proof or reason when debating atheists your gonna have a bad time
if you like your fav characters to live YouRe gonna have a bad time
If you're calculating the angular velocity you're gonna have rad/time
If you are a kid and hide in the yard of a strange old men. You are gonna have a bad time. (meanwhile he is gonna have a good time)
If you compare something to the holocaust you're gonna have a bad time
If you plan on going to sleep You're going to have a bed time
if you think sex means someone loves you you're gonna have a bad time
if you aregue with a woman your gonna have a bad time
IF YOU CALL THE TEACHER A F***ING GAY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you think taylor swift can commit to a relationship your gonna have a bad time
Now
If you do not attend class you're gonna have a bad time
if you get on fbook and expect to have a good time  you are going to have a bad time
if you're over 40 and still have no job you gonna have a beg time
If you expect people on the internet to have decent grammer your gonna have a  bad time
IF A GIRL SAYS 'IT'S FINE' YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME
IF YOU GONNA TAKE FACEBOOK FOR SERIOUS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you smoke bath salts you're gonna have a bad time
IF you expect your fast food to look like the picture you're going to have a bad time
whether you go to college or not you're gonna have a bad time
if you waste time thinking of a use for this meme you're gonna have a bad time
if you came thinking we made some decent memes you're gonna have a bad time
If you browse late night Imgur while eating you're gonna have a bad time
If you expect the drunk guy from the rave to remember you You're Gonna have a bad time
If you plan on procrastinating on your labs You're gonna have a bad time.
If you send me pornography you're gonna have a bad time
WHEN YOU GO OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE AT HALLOWEEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you think this meme is gonna rhyme  you gonna have a bad experience
If you try to explain how the casino is cheating you out of your money your going to have a bad time
If you think that laying in bed for 5 more minutes will make you less tired you're gonna have a bad time
ıf you ınvest your love ın the wrong person you're gonna have a bad tıme
If You're planning on going to sleep in 5 minutes you're going to have a bad time
If you think you're going to have a bad time you're gonna have a bad time
if you slap people they're gonna have a bad time
If you think eating long john silvers is a good idea Your pooper's gonna have a bad time
If you post political status messages on Facebook and expect all replies to agree with you You're gonna have a bad time
If you think you're here to have a good time... Your're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU'RE SECURITY FORCES STATIONED IN MINOT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
You're gonna have a bad time
if you let your girlfriend do a sexy cosplay at an anime convention You're gonna have a bad time
If you watch the notebook you gonna have a sad time
If you whisper your order to the bartender
If you post politics on facebook you're gonna have a bad time
if you name your dog a racial slurr and it get's lost you're gonna have a bad time
If you apply logic to religion You are going to have a bad time
If you play Germany youre ghana have a bad time
If your day starts with 'Install linux' You're gonna have a bad time
if you look up your ex online you're gonna have a bad time
You wanna play Ghosts You're gonna have a bad time
if you get involved with a married man you're gonna have a bad time
if you think this meme will rhyme you're gonna have a bad experience
if you dont check your memes for typos you're gpnna have a bsd timw
if you play cod ghosts your gonna have a bad time
If you make fun  of bronies you're gonna have a bad time
if you're bringing a combo deck you're gonna have a bad time
if u think 10000 like will make ur husband stop smoking u gonna  have a bad time
If you're not min/max'ing your gear You're gonna have a bad time
When you get high and fight the cops You're gonna have a bad time!
IF YOU  hack the nsa youre going to have a bad time!
IF YOU DON't JAILBREAK BEFORE THE NEXT MAJOR RELEASE YOU're Gonna have a bad time
If you didn't study the Brachial Plexus You're gonna have a bad time
if you're gonna pay attention in vanderstad's class you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU DATE A JUNIOR YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if your gf is smart and catches on to the memes you post your gonna have a bad time
if you Drive behind a chicago cta bus you're gonna have a bad time
If you try to study while having a meme battle You're going to have a bad time
if she's missing a tooth
if you use the wrong form of you're your going to have a bad time
If you dont pay attention to deadwood you're going to have a bad time
if you read this meme you will have a bad time
i don't always drink beer but when i do... i have a bad time
If you thought Sim City would play offline You're gonna have a bad time
IF your CRUSH ıs  also a colleague you're gonna have a bad tIme
IF you substitute buffalo wing pretzel crisps for Buffalo wild wings you're gonna have a bad time
If you can't tell your guyfriend and your girlfriend apart You're going to have a bad time
If you drink and drive  your gonna have a bad time
If you ask when the mayday parade is you're gonna have a bad time
If you go on the internet with morals . YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME
IF YOUR GOING TO PLAY WITHOUT THE SATGW  YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you really get at least 8 hours of sleep a day you're going to have a bad time
if you dont have any safety gear or a phone if you get lost or falling from a high mountain your gonna have a bad time
IF YOU HAVE A FEMALE FRIEND WHO HAVE JUST BROKE UP WITH HER BOYFRIEND YOU`RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you work in retail black friday you're gonna have a bad time
If you voice your opinion You gonna have a bad time
IF YOU SET WINAMP AS DEFAULT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you think you can get through college without studying you're gonna have a bad time
If you spend the day in n'djamena you're going to have a  chad time
If you use dating advice from reddit you're going to have a bad time
if you have a bad break up and your ex happens to be a co-worker/classmate
If your expecting youtube to fix actual problems Then youre going to have a bad time
if you're gonna drunk call a girl you're gonna have a bad time
if you try and save hoes your gonna have a bad time
if you go watch the new twilight movie  you're gonna have a bad time
if you expect a funny adam sandler movie anytime soon you're going to have a bad time
if you are going to meet your girlfriends big brother you're gonna have a bad time
If you insult anime around here your gonna have a bad time
If you try to mix vow of poverty and identity theft you're gonna have a bad time
if you make memes about phill your going to have a bad time
if you have ever preordered call of duty you've had a bad time
If the enemy in Street fighter x tekken has two tekken characters you know you're gonna have a bad time
if you try to have an intelligent conversation with a liberal you're gonna have a bad time
If you TRust albanian strangers while travelling abroad you're gonna have a bad time
if you add the green knight to your army roster you're gonna have a bad time
YOU DRINK A LITRE OF VODKA IN A HALF HOUR YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you name your store 'target'
if you make a smartphone better than the iphone you're going to have a bad time
You're gonna have a bad time
If you keep getting error 37 you're gonna have a bad time
When playing civ IV and your enemies have nukes when you have Chariots you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU MAKE SHIT MEMES YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you haze Chris Evans in high school... You're gonna have a hard time.
when tommy throws up the evil finger triangle of doom swf is gonna have a bad time
Men of the night's watch be like... 'if you go over the wall
if you blast your quads without warming up you're gonna have a bad time
If you don't bring alcohol You're gonna have a bad time
if you wait for a mature
If you're going to be academically dishonest... You're gonna have a bad time.
If you expect a video from TRB every five seconds You're going to have a bad time
if you dont remove the tampon from ur vaginas you're gonna have a bad time
If you Don't Taper You are going to have a bad time
If you try to make a show last 18 years you're gonna have a bad time
i don't always use the wrong meme
If you think the pictures of your kids are of any interest to your facebook contacts you gonna have a bad time...
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If you defend bad hermit crab care you're gonna have a bad time
if you try to save time when shaving  you're gonna have a bad time
If you go to art school and dont like morrissey you're gonna have a bad time
If you try to understand the internet You're gonna have a bad time
if you use universal jobmatch you're going to have a bad time
if you bring your mom into an internet fight you're gonna have a bad time
If you're a promoter for esm You're gonna have a bad time
If you try and interact with fans You're gonna have a bad time
If you buy videogames based on films You're going to have a bad time
if you spell a word wrong on an email you're gonna have a bad time
If you like EA  Your going to have a bad time
if you grocery shop while hungry you're gonna have a bad time
if you're gonna leave your phone in your bag at p.e you're gonna have a bad time
IF you want to share a mailing list with a bunch of  spelling picky guys You're gonna have a bad time
If YOu expect a big diamond ring from your partner You'Re Going to have a bad time
If meg moves to arizona you're gonna have a bad time!
if yo try to freeze your steak without vacuum packing it you`re gonna have a bad time
If you are trying to make your own memes you are going to have a bad time
If you think you can celebrate your 7 year old's birthday without jealousy and envy you're gonna have a bad time
if you attempt to tie your shoe while auto-pumping pre-paid gas you're gonna have a bad time
If you are playing league of legends You're gonna have a bad time
If you give your username and password to someone promising you free $$$ you're gonna have a bad time
If you are a CeO In Silicon Valley Fighting against Gay Marrige You're gonna have a bad time
if you open attachments that end in .exe you're gonna have a bad time
If you don't come out to the lake you're gonna have a bad time
if you don't upgrade to universal analytics you're gonne have a bad time
if you don't upgrade to universal analytics you're gonne have a bad time
if you take a swig of beer people have been putting their cigs out in you're gonna have a bad time
If you're still using Comcast equipment... Then you're gonna have a bad time.
No titanfall on your console of choice? you're going to have a bad time
If your streaming a 1080p movie over a 56k connection your gonna have a slow time.
if you go to bed right after eating junk food you're gonna have a bad night
If you wanna change the sheets you're gonna have a bad time
If yer pandora doesn't have bert jansch or ginger baker... yer gonna have a bad time
IF YOU TRY AND HOLD A FESTIVAL AT JOONDULUP ARENA YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you mention food to a 'woman' you gone have have a bad time
if you venture north of the watford gap You're going to have a bad time
IF YOU EXPECT PATCH NOTES SOON YOU'RE GUNNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you expect 1.8 to come out in march YOU'RE GUNNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you dont have a full proto team YOU'RE GUNNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you complain about your boss on facebook You're gonna have a bad time
If you're going to start kendrick perkins against the Heat you're gonna have a bad time
I you think jasper has a big wewee you gonna have a bad time
IF YOU'RE A GOALIE AND YOU'VE PLAYED FOR THE FLYERS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you live in new england and hate snow you're gonna have a bad time
if you shout angrily and kick stuff everytime something makes you angry you gonna have a bedlam time
If You ask for help in random you're gonna have a bad time
If you work on a powder day you're going to have a bad time
If you update network hardware during business hours you're gonna have a bad time
if you go for the broncos in superbowl 48 your gonna have a bad time
if you drop the soap you're gonna have a bad time
if you bet on the broncos you had a bad time
If you play Flappy Bird You're goona have a bad day.
its a bb gun
lms for tbh Your gonna have a bad time
if you is in da south and thinks drivin beez a good idea  den yall gonna have a bad time
If you are in the south and driving seems like a good idea you are gonna have a bad time
If your brother is giving you a present you're gonna have a bad time
if you're a chargers fan you're gonna have a bad time
If you take an AP history course and dislike reading YOu're gonna have a bad time
If you're doing the speed limit in the left lane and im behind you you're gonna have a bad time
if you're a npc driving a car in gta 5 you're gonna have a bad time
If you decide to play videogames instead of napping when your newborn sleeps You're gonna have a bad time
If you work at ups you're gonna have a bad time
If you store your PST on a Network SHARE You're Going to have a bad time
if you're downloading wow while watching youtube videos you're gonna have a bad time
IF you just wanna see a good fight you're gonna have a bad time
If you Don't Play within your bankroll Your're Going to have a bad time
If you try to get home in this weather you're gonna have a bad time
If you want to have a look on the fresh page You're going to have an illiterate time.
if you work on your birthday you're gonna have a bad time
iF YOU INVITE A NEGATIVE NELLY TO A PARTY YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME
IF YOU INVITE SOMEONE WITH A BAD ATTITUTE TO A PARTY yOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME
if you go to the mall on black friday YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you try to use Peanut Butter as a lubricant You're going to have a bad time
if you cram for biochem within 12 hours your'e gonna have a bad time
IF YOUR GIRL PRETENDS TO BE PREGNANT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME
If you date a womYns studies major You're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU START sTEVEN RIDLEY IN FANTASY YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you don't lick my balls u gana hav a bad tim
JIRA... Or it will not happen!
iF YOUR MARK DAVIDSON yOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME
If you read the comments section on a feels post you're gonna have a bad time
if your not a jimmie johnson fan your gonna have a bad time
If you want buttsex instead of a video game you're gonna have a bad time
If you try to argue anything with an atheist you're going to have a bad time
If you try to argue anything with an athiest you're gna have a bad time
if your trying to mine litecoins and not using the   '--scrypt'   flag you're going to have a bad time
if you dont pay your car bill you're gonna have a bad time
If your kicker is your high scorer You're gonna have a bad day
If you post pics of you making out with a gay guy on facebook You're going have a bad time
if you try to keep up with a grand national in a honda civic you're gonna have a bad time
If you don't have a proper diet along with a good excersize plan you're gonna have a bad time
If you take your erp life and your rp life seriously  your gonna have a bad time
If you don't keep adding to the lexicon You're gonna have a bad time!
If you forget your cellphone at home You are gonna get cell time
do well in english  or you're gonna have a bad time
If you see an acoustic guitar you are going to hear sublime
If you pee in your dream you're gonna have a bad time
If you run mile repeats You're going to have a bad time
if you go to reddit looking for anything other then animal pictures your gonna have a bad time.
IF YOU SEE A CIRCLEJERK AND DECIDE TO CORRECT SOMEONE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you think you're going to hide your gym class boner you're going to have a bad time
If you think the red wedding is gonna have a happy ending You're gonna have a bad time
If you get a present from your sister You're gonna haVE A BAD TIME
if you use the wrong meme you just died pal
If you dispell your debuff in the water you're gonna have a bad time
if you are gonna flame jani you gonna have a baaad tiime
If you Post on the vs. forum You're gonna have a bad tIme
Do not work at wal-greens You and your family will not have a good time
If you think you'll make friends in summer school you're gonna have a bad time
If you have finals tomorrow ur gonna have a bad day
If you munch on sticky
When you've been laying in bed for long enough time for the birds outside to start peeping you're gonna have a bad time
If you forget what you're gong to say Um ... wait
if you joke about woman's weight  you're going to have a bad time
if you are bruce wayne you're gonna have a bat time!
if you planned on making an older form of dd weapon You're not gonna have a good time
If you're gonna invade the Soviet Union in winter You're gonna have a bad time
If You go camping durring a Thunderstorm You're gonna have a bad time
if you go on drugs your going to have a bad time
If you read TAFWVG and expect total historical accuracy You're gonna have a bad time
if you have a boner when you wake up in the morning You're gonna have a bad time
If you dont bite the pillow before going in dry your gonna have a bad time
YOU GET IN THE CAR WITH CAMPBELL  YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME
if you trap when you're supposed to jungle you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU WANT 2 PARKING SPOTS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you try to repplace your motherboard without reinstalling windows    you're gonna have a bad time
If you are calculating the loswest possible score you can get on a final and still pass instead of studying you're gonna have a bad time
if you donkey punch your wife you're gonna have a bad time
If You search fanart of vgcats on google You're gonna have a bad time
if you try to make policies without support from big business you're gonna have a bad time
If you are going to be both named Barbara You are going to have baaad time
IF you mention dubstep on the music cloud You're gonna have a bad time
If you're Michael Moore on  Iama Your gonna have a bad time
If you buy a $299.99 laptop to play games You're gonna have a bad time
If tim allen is your father you're gonna have a tool time
if you do the harlem shake when people are using the pc you're gonna have a bad time
you jack off in your parents house your gonna have a bad time
if you like horses and buy tesco value meat your gonna have a bad time
If the us sues colorado for weed legalization they're going to have a bad time
drink to much jack and coke you're going to have a bad time
If you search randoms in dubs you're gonna have a bad time
IF U WALK CASUALLY IN A RESTRICTED AREA IN AC3 UR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME.
IF YOU LET PEOPLE ON THE INTERNET KNOW THAT YOU ARE A MURRAY FAN YOU ARE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you were the last one in the canterbury Cap-n-cork You're going to have a bad time
if you disagree with someine on youtube comment's section you're gonna have a bad time
if you dry shave you're going to have a bad time
IF YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE A MEME YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you think meditation will cure you from cancer you will have a bad time
if ur workin tli ur gonna have a bad time
If you drink a Four loko You're gonna have a bad tIme
if you get to know a girl and she has a boy best mate your gonna have a bad time
if you visit an apple store on a budget you're going to have a bad time
if you tell your class mates that you like the instructor you're going to have a bad time
if you say 'So
if you bring the booze to my house we're gonna have a good time
If you don't use a ruler you're GONNA have a bad line
If you came to OOC thinking you'll catch Kony You're gonna have a bad time
welcome to the marines
when ever you hitler somebody you're gonna have a good time
if you swim the 500 next to jared vu you're gonna have a bad time
if you go to a nickleback concert You're gonna have a bad time
if you talk to those people you're gonan have a bad time
If you start a meme war with me you're going to have a bad time
If you don't give manu sauce. Your gonna have a bad time
if you sleep with crazy chicks you're gonna have a bad time
if you don'T name your 200+ PS Layers YOu're gonna have a bad time
If you're trying to get republicans to give a shit you're gonna to have a bad time
if your gf is asking you to learn 2gether you gonna have a bad time
If you have a girlfriend You're gonna have a bad time
if you work for mildenhall your gonna have a bad time
if you fight with ms. mclean  you're gonna have a bad time
if Jacinta lai is coming you're not going to have a good time
if you try and teabag yourself you will have a bad time
IF YOU FORGET TO NULL TERMINATE YOUR STRINGS yOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME^c*&sc6va*(&er^#q*r^bs&BV8(d&V(byugf
If you think the test is going to be easy You're going to have a hard time.
If you don't take a pain pill before you come in you're gonna have a bad time
Kaepernick fans  Your'e gonna Have a Bad Time
IF YOU JOIN THIS LOBBY YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you dont ward river and tri for your carry you're gonna have a bad time
If You give man hints you're gonna have a bad time
If you think the super bowl won't be a close game you're gonna have a bad time
DONT MASTURBATE WHILE YOUR MOM IS HOME OR YOU WILL HAVE A BAD TIME
If you think the government is good and cares about your rights you're going to have a bad time
when you try to unwrap this you're gonna have a bad time
If you diss Mint suburbanite you're gonna have a bad time
GO Partying with a donkey-shirt in an albanian club you&#180;re gonna have a baaad time!
if you expect everyone to use memes correctly one does not simply have a good time
If you have a Semi-Truck that turns into a robot You're Gonna get an Optimus Prime
Skiinng with a snowboarder? you're gonna have a bad time
If you put icyhot in your armpits you're going to have a bad time
if you eat while watching southpark you're gonna have a bad time
if you  going to fight alex youre gonna have a bad time
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If you try to make friends on Search and destroy You're going to have a bad time
If you dont understand r/circlejerk You're gonna have a bad time   *your
If you're Teammates with johnny in warcraft you're gonna have a bad time
if you're making memes without Wouter You're going to have a bad time
If you try to be funny through your memes You're gonna have a bad time
If you walk in five minutes late with your dunkin doughnuts You're Gonna Have a bad time
if you're premade and your gf want to play you're gonna have a bad time
If you try to pass around a brazilian  team your gonna have a bad time
If you go in a cave without an escape rope You're gonna have a bad time
if i hold my hands exactly like this that means you're gonna have a bad time
If you accidently put twilight in the dvd player you're gonna have a bad time
If you have an STD Your gonna have a bad time
If you've never met your girlfriend You're gonna have a bad time
If you forget your lanyard in losapio's class Your gonna have a bad time
if you try to write a meme but dont know the joke your gonna have a bad time
if your girlfriend is pmsing you're gonna have a bad time
if you spend all day reading shitty memes you're gonna have a bad time
if your mean to your girlfriend in her dream you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU BREAK YOUR PREVENT DEFENSE TO GO FOR AN UNNECESSARY INTERCEPTION YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
IF YOU SCORE FIRST AGAINST MAN UTD YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if u marry lady macbeth your going to have a bad time
IF YOU DON'T BUY SWEDISH FISH AT IKEA
if you dont finish your sentence luke you're gonna have a bad time
If you don't Watch South park you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU MAKE A POST THAT STUPID YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
NOW DON'T BE A DOUCHEBAG TODAY
IF YOU MEET RALF M&#214;LLER AND DO NOT KNOW GLADIATOR YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you make a pass at the bouncer after being thrown out you're gonna have a bad time
if you try to lose 20 pounds after sitting on your ass for the last 4 years of college You're going to have a bad time
if you schedule cameron on superbowl sunday (feb. 3rd) you're gonna have a bad time
If you're a notre dame fan tonight you're gonna have a bad time
If you don't like the same car brands as your boyfriend You're gonna have a bad time
if you first take a high dose in the afternoon
IF YOU ARE WATCHING FLORIDA PLAY NORTHERN ILLINOIS YOU'RE GUNNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you have a bad timetable you're going to have a bad time
if you try to study while making memes you're gonna have a bad time
if your under 10 years old your gonna have a bed time
if you go on a date with a guy in the food industry you're gonna have a free meal
If You'Re arguing with your mother and you're right You're gonna gave a bad time
If you tell people daddy works for KPMG YOU'RE GONNA haVE A BAD TIME
if you forget you pin number you're gonna have a bad time
If you forget your password your gonna have a bad time
if you thumbs down this meme you're gonna have a bad time
If you say your girls mom is hot you're gonna have a bad time
if you have a boyfriend and you like another boys foto  you are gonna have a bad time
LMAO YOU MAD ??
If you get permanent marker under your nose you're going to have a bad time
If Carly Rae Jepson & owl city record a song together  You're gonna have a good time
If you try to get a blow job While she's asleep Your gonna have a bad time
If DWIGHT HOWARD IS AT THE FREE THROW LINE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you have mediacom internet you're going to have a bad time
when you think about the past you're gonna have bad time
if you dont confirm your coming you're gonna have a bad time
WHEN YOU WANT TO PARTY WITHOUT ALCOHOL YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you use your GF's text for an OAG Meme and she sees it You're gonna have a bad time
If Alabama runs against manti te'o they're gonna have a bad time
If you dook in the urinal the Janitor is Gonna have a bad time
If you accidentally pick up an unripe lemon You're gonna have a bad lime
If you're using floats for currency you're gonna have a bad time
if you type the name of the girl you're stalking in your status you're gonna have a bad time
if you don't like memes you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU TRY TO EXPLAIN DNA TO A BIOLOGIST YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you try to fart with diarrhea you&#180;re gonna have a bad time
when you post you don't care about something
IF YOU LISTEN TO KERSER YOU'RE GOING HEAR A BAD RHYME
If you don't use the SOAR method YOu're going to have a bad time
If you like a girl and he doesn't notice you  you're gonna have a bad time
if you stretch a much less epic book in 3 movies you're going to have a bad time
If you were a marlins fan last year You're gonna have a bad time
If you didn't bring a calculater You're gonna have a bad time
if you get on meme generator and only intend to be on for a couple of minutes you're going to have a bad time
if you try to study in your bed you are gonna have a nap time
IF YOU FIND OUT ABOUT MEMECREATOR YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A LOOOOOOOOOONG TIME
IF YOU PLAY AGAINST RG3 ON MONDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
IF ABTIN SOLTANI RUN FASTER THAN YOU SPRINT YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME
if you tell a girl she's pms-ing you're gonna have a bad time
If you stand at the side of a moshpit your goning to have a bad time
check for update on NHL CBA you're going to have a bad time
if your bulking in summer you're gonna have a bad time
if you take advice from a shady stranger
If you don't wear a headband you're going to have a bad time.
if you're bored and dont want to drink you're going to have bad time
if you think your problems are someone else's fault you're going to have a bad time
If you're in the locker room with the wrestling team You're going to have a rough time
if you send a gop to the office your gonna have a bad time
ego death & you don't let go gonna have a bad time
if you try to arrest the masterchief you're gonna have a bad time
if you call for a 7:30 reservation the day of you're gonna have a bad time
If your name is mark sanchez
If you Rhyme when you ALLITERATE You're gonna have a bad time!
IF YOU'RE SELLING A PRE-PAID YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
IF YOU'RE SELLING A PRE-PAID YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
JOIN THE NAVY THEY SAID... IT'LL B FUN THEY SAID
If you're stuck in Nexus 4 Limbo You're gonna have a bad time
If you're playing black ops 2 and you're not the host you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU PLAY AGAINST JOSHMAN212 ON NARUTO AND YOU SHIT TALK YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if ut english and ur in india your gonna have a bad tim
IF YOU're a coach and have todd bowles
IF YOU EAT PIZZA WHILE DRIVEING YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you use the atms you're gonna have a bad time
If you believe rumours that I'm not with monstercat anymore you're gonna have a bad time
If you pick your girlfriend over a best friend You're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU PLAN PARTIES WITH JENGA YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you try to argue with reiligous people you're gonna have a bad time
if you use mint scented body wash on your genitals your gonna have a bad time
if your 2-0 up against united Your gonna have a bad time
If you keep making these threads you're gonna have a bad time
If you expect someone in love to see they're being naive You're gonna have a bad time
If you watch the walking dead s03 ep04 you're gonna have a bad time
if you haven't bought your stereosonic ticket yet you're gonna have a bad time
if you voted for romney you're gonna have a bAD TIME
If you go to colorado while you're under 21 you're gonna have a bad time
if you keep cracking single jokes your gona have a bad time
IF YOU SLEEP WITH YOUR EX YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
IF YOUR GONNA RACE A GTO IN A 2V MUSTANG  YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you expect to write what you remember from class on your test and not study you're gonna have a bad time
if you use copper cables on your MFE  Your going to have a bad time
If you buy a lebron jersey You're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU'RE EXPECTING CLASS TO BE CANCELLED FOR SOME RAIN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
IF YOU WANNA SEE THE STATUE OF LIBERTY NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you run backwards in a corn field  you're gonna have a bad time
If you dress up as meg at the new years family guy resoloution epic extravaganza you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU TRY TO PUT AN AIR MATTRESS BACK IN THE BOX
IF YOU CALL HER HER SISTER'S NAME DURING SEX YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you dont wear a toga to toga party you're going to have a bad time
IF DANIEL VELEVSKI THINKS YOU'RE HOT YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you Pick Marc Gasol in the second Round You're going to have a bad time
if you get hit in the nuts while masturbating Your going to have a bad time
If you don't like this picture   your gunna have a bad time
if you want the saints to win  you're gonna have a bad time
If you just check the clock You're gonna have a bad time
if you vote for romney
if you search words on urban dictionary you're gonna see more then a million sex positions
If you're gonna ask to go home  you're gonna have a bad time
if you crossfit hungover you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU DAY DREAM ON THE TREADMILL
If you expect luis to play threes you're gonna have a bad time
If you to to an away game and sit in the student section You're gonna have a bad time
if you watch movies in bed while its raining outside YOU'RE  gonna have a nap time
If you forget to give your pokemon items before fighting online you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU THINK 75% is passing THEN YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you upgrade an old pc with an old pc your're gonna have a bad time
if you try and run at jamal idris  your gonna have a bad time
If u r waiting chance in a public uny in venezuela
If you have an own opinion during zedenleer you're gonna have a bad time
IF you post your political preference on a social media site You're gonna have a bad time
if you buy the mumford and sons album you're gonna have a bad time
if you play dota 2 with sergine you're gonna have a bad time
If you talk shit about M&#246;tley cr&#252;e You're gonna have a bad time
If you think it's cold now You're gonna have a bad time
if you have dyslexia uyor ngnoa veha a adb imet
If you move to another country and don't want your children to adopt the new culture You're gonna have a bad time
if you try to apply for osap you're gunna have a bad time
IF HOLDEN WIN TRENT MONDAY YA GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
IF YOU LET VEIGAR FREE FARM MID YOU WILL HAVE A BAD TIME
if you have been following lol world championship you are having a bad time
if you're going to race with kyle busch  you're going to have a bad time
If you're going to shit and close the door Other people will have a bad time
If you wake your sister after she's had night shift you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU HAD SAVANNA SANDS AS A GF YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME
Hire Bobby valentine as manager youre gonna have a bad time
IF YOU SHARE YOUR OPINION ON THE INTERNET YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME!
If you skip your floor meeting at 9 You're going to have a bad time
if you call 6415125179 bubba's gonna have a bad time
WHen you're new in a sport team you're going to have a bad time...
IF YOU'RE EATING PEANUTBUTTER AND THINK ABOUT POO  YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE A BADTIME
If you fight the bed of chaos You're gonna have a bad time
If you follow lang you're going to have a bad time
If you think you'll get good wifi you're gonna have a bad time
If you try to book a table the night before riverfire You're gonna have a bad time
if you're gonna cram the night before the finals you're gonna have a bad time
If you leave your memo to the last minute You're gonna have a bad time
if you tag team a burro with your son you're gonna have a bad time
If you trade calvin johnson away you're gonna have a bad time
If you try to goto a Buffet before lifting weights YOUR GUNNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you add your mum as a facebook friend you're gonna have a baaaaaaaaaaad time
if you take molly while watching juice you're gonna have a bad time
If you're working TIGHTASS tuesday you're gonna have a bad time
When you date Psychos you're gonna have a bad time
U WANNA HAV A RELASHE WIT BEX UR GONNA HAV A BAD TIME
if you watch '2 girls 1 cup' while eating you're gonna have a bad time
if you drop the soap in prison you're gonna have a bad time
If you download a free app You're going to have an Ad Time
if you press crtl+shift+n you gonna have a fap time
if you eat spaghetti
IF YOU HAVE A LAGGY CONNECTION IN MINECRAFT  YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAAAAD TIME
jobsafe.se you're gonna have a bad time
If your gf isn't at home you're gonna have a fap time
IF YOUR GOING FOR THE HAWKS THIS WEEKEND YOUR GONNA HAVE A BADDDD TIME!!!
if you listen to skrillex at 108db then you're gonna have a bad time
if your james bond and you fall in love with a girl your gonna have bad time
If you push your ideas on other people you're gonna have a bad time
Teacher makes the teams You're gonna have a bad time
If you mess up at all you're gonna have a bad time
Leave your bag outside science during yr 12 muck up You're going to have a bad time
If you build a city below sea level you're gonna have a bad time
if ur in a hurry to get through wiscasset in july you're gonna have a bad time
If you want to finish homework while on the internet you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU Have SEXY TIME IN YOUR DREAM YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A WET TIME
if you use wordpress you're going to have a bad time.
If you get a boner in public you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU DON'T STRETCH BEFORE YOU EXERCISE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you dare to ridicule the prophet Muhommed You're going to have a bad time
if you make jokes about Muhammad you're gonna have a bad time
if you vote for democrats &/or republicans in 2012 you're gonna have a bad time
if the first question is about not using your hot cash coupon you're gonna have a bad time
if you lift weights without proper warmup You' gonna have a bad time
LISTEN CALICOE
If you buy an apple product you're gonna have a bad time
If you try to install windows You're gonna have a bad time
If youre in love in a kate winslet movie Youre gonna have a bad time
if you start two running backs on the same team you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU'RE OUT IN THIS WEATHER RIGHT NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you use google translator vous allez avoir un mauvais temps
if you dont log out Your gonna have a bad time
If your going out with a bodybuilder and they fart You're going to have a bad time
If you didn't fly in the last 13 days
IF YOU WALK THROUGH THE DOME ON GROUND WAR YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you let veigar free farm mid you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU GO OUT WITH MIKAYLA  YOUR GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME
if you have sex with ruby hird you're gonna have a bad time
if you're not down to get down tonight you're gonna have a bad time
if you build a city below sea level you're gonna have a bad tiime
If you're a random traveller in voiture 16 You're gonna have a bad time
if you're still complaining about mass effect 3 you're gonna have a bad time.
If you fight a land war in asia you're gonna have a bad time
If you try to masturbate while your family is still awake you're gonna have a bad time
If you eat subway from Walmart Youre gonna have a bad time
shoot with the lee enfield in the city you're gonna have a baaaad Time
IF YOU DON'T SALUTE ME YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
IF FLANDERS FEELS LIKE HE'S WEARING NOTHING AT ALL YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you dont buy our shirts and cups You're gonna have a bad time
if let a talos get in range you're goona have a bad time
If you try to marry Kim Kardashian for sex Your gonna have a bad time with her lawers
IF YOU THINK ZAC HEMBERG IS GONNA PASS THE BALL YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
IF YOU HAVE SPEED TWO DAYS IN A ROW YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if u jerk off without tissues your gonna have a bad time
If you are dirty you are gonna hava a bath time
If You ARE Gonna game Drunk You're gonna to have a bad time
IF YOU GO TO CLARKSON HIGH SCHOOL YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
I you have noobs on your team in battlefield 3 your gonna have a bad time
IF YOU HAVE AGUERO AS YOUR FANTASY CAPTAIN AND SILVA AS YOUR VICE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If You're a cubs fan you're gonna have a bad century
If you try to walk down the stairs after leg day You're gonna have a bad time
If you fall asleep for 5 min in Celso's class you're gonna have a bad time
If you think she wants the D  Your gonna have a bad time.
If yOu talk shit about me You're gonna have a bad time
If you climb to a roof in elektro you're gonna have a bad time
if you're a racist and  you live in ny you are going to have a bad time
If you go into the wood and steal pieces of paper you're gonna have a bad time
if you crash into telephone poles you're gonna have a bad time!
IF MITTENS BECOMES PRESIDENT yOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if u think vera will outstrike shogun rua you're gonna have a bad time
If you expect NBC to actually show competitions  You're gonna have a bad time
if you're a mosquito in my room at night you're gonna have a bad time
if you onky have internet explorer installed you're gonna have a bad time
If you fly at ref in a heavy q300 and chop the power over the threshold You're gonna have a bad time
If you Go to skate carlsbad You're gonNa have a bad tIme
If you get offended by things you see on the internet you're going to have a bad time
If you think you can beat the binding of isaac you're gonna have a bad time
if you wear a black shirt and fold towels you're gonna have a  bad time
If youre gonna see a movie in colorado youre gonna have a bad time
IF SHE LEFT HER BOYFRIEND FOR YOU... ...YOU&#180;RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you masturbate only once a month you're going to have a bad time
if you're indian and you're asking girls to add you im afraid you're going to have a bad time
If you're listening to emo music you're gonna have a bad time
if you go to see batman in aurora you're gonna have a bad time
If you have windows 7 and update to Windows 8 You're going to have a very bad time
If you date Bruce Wayne You're going to have a bat time
If you're religious and liked our page You're going to have a bad time
if you think she will give you sex in the morning you're gonna have a bad time
If you use loctite 383 instead of thermal paste You're gonna have a bad time
tell people about your close encounter with intelligent et's you're gonna have a bad time
if you're bored enough to look at this page you're gonna have a bad time
If you try to use logic when you argue with your girlfriend you're gonna have a bad time
If you can find the hidden audio ad in all those tabs you're gonna have a bad time
If you smoke weed your gonna have a good time
if rooney unleashes the warrior you're gonna have a bad time
If you fart in the shower You're gonna have a bad time
work nights all week get switched to days and try getting some sleep  you're gonna have a bad time
if you go on omegle
if you expect to get karma on another subreddit youre gonna have a bad time
If you don't have a wavier signed You're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU THINK YOUR GOING TO GET FEATURED JUST BY PUTTING 'FEATURED' IN THE TAGS YOUR GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you think free to play games are only free You're gonna have a bad time
if you don't have a core profession you're gonna have a bad time
if you're in bangkok
If your fapping with headphones on you are gonna have a bad time
IF YOU ARE A SPIDER You're gonna have a bad time
If you think Lebron is only goin to win one ring You're gonna have a bad time
now
IF YOU WEAR THE WRONG SHOES TO THE GYM YOUR GOING TO HAVE A BAD TIME
if you rely on Rome to bring the bitches you're going to have a bad time
If you vote for obama you're gonna have a bad time
if you try to hump an angry bear you're going to have a bad time
if you're trying to pick up chicks without a sixpack You're gonna have a bad time
If you take lol too seriously you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOu Think okc is gonna make a comeback you're gonna have a bad time
if you play league with vihtis You're  gonna have a bad time
if she isn't on the pills and you don't use a condom you are going to have a dad time
if I dont get a shootmania key youre gonna have a bad time.
if you're going to date your friend's sister you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU FORGET YOUR KEYS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
If you're Taking 3 Ap Classes Next Year You're Gonna Have a bad time
If you go with dial up internet on a mac you're gonna have a bad time
If you set your scv`s to follow You're going to have a bad time.
if your going to have the new volcano burrito at taco bell your going to have a bad time
If you get out of bed You'RE Gonna Have a Bad Day
If you're a Dutch fan You're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU GET IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH ONE OF YOUR BAND MEMBERS YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you try to hide a boner at school you're gonna have a bad time
if you have a gun to your head like this you're gonna have a bad time
If you watch 2 girls 1 cup while you eat you're gonna have a bad time
If you're by someone who just snorted bath salts You're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU HAVENT START THEO YET you&#180;re gonna have a bad time
if you studying crappy shit you dont actually like you&#180;re gonna have a bad time
if you're a Hiddlestoner watching War Horse You're gonna have a bad time
If you spawn on a Dayz server without night vision goggles at night youre gonna have a bad time
IF you're going to play fps on console you're gonna have a bad time
If you're last heat of 1500's you're gunna have a bad time
If you're not down with U is Nation You're gonna have a bad time
Today you're gonna have a bad time
she's a virgin? you're gonna have a bad time
IF YOU TELL THE GIRL YOU LIKE
If you let nasus farm in lane you gonna have a bad time
If you don't start in madagascar you're gonna have a bad time
If the movie you are going to see has shitty previews you're gonna have a bad time
If you let your girlfriend do a sexy cosplay at an anime convention You're going to have a bad time
if you don't study for the finals you're going to have a bad time
If you have sex with strangers online You're gonna have a bad time
IF your blog url has the word swag in it you're gonna have a bad time
If you eat bathsalts You're gonna have a bad time
If you put dishwashing liquid in an automatic dishwasher You're gonna have a bad time.
If you go on my momma you gonna have a bad time
If you think you're gonna touch my stuff when i'm in the bathroom you're gonna have a bad time
you want to play inferno mode? You're gonna have a bad time.
if you're hanging out with a girl and you're friend zoned you're gonna have a bad time
If you don't get frenetics new Ep you're gonna have a bad time
If you use gigabyte motherboards You're gonna have a bad time
If you have a muffin top but insist on tucking your shirt in Everyone is going to have a bad time
If you read this meme and your one of those people who gets mad when people use your and you're incorrectly your gonna have a bad time
IF YOU USE JRUBY FROM YOUR CLOJURE YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME
if you eat someones face youre gonna have a bad time
IF YOU'RE ASKING FOR A RATE ON IFUNNY You're goNna have a bad time
If you work at teltech you're gonna have a bad time
if your playing mw3 on the weekend you're going to have a bad time
If you fail to critically analyze power structure and fundamentally change the way we live in a balanced and sustainable way through an organic shift in the current paradigm based on the consent of the people in small
Oh no
Nice house could use a door
oh i'm sorry did it take you an hour to do that?
Please Sir help  they strapped a bomp on me
This house needs another entrance don't worry
I'M SMILING BECAUSE YOUR HOUSE DOESNT EXIST ANYMORE
open your door! or i'll open your wall!
hide yo kids  hide yo house
let me in!!! there's an enderman outside....
5 hours building a house i come to visit
I like your house I hope you dont
I don't always blow up
Looks like you found diamonds may i look?
How's the house coming along? Mind if I take a look around?
Nice Farm you got there needs a gaping crater
i like your inventory
Willing to commit suicide
you can run but you caN'T HIDE SHIT
Full inventory? Let me help
FREE HUGSSSSSSSSS
hey guys hes coming in our cave keep the lights out and we'll suprize him
Door? Let's make one!
I'm why you can't have nice things
Got diamond sword Come at me bro!
i heard there is a party at your place its gonna be the bomb!!
Takes arrow to the knee still has 3 to spare
you wont let me in fine ill wait outside fovever
that's a very nice facebook page you have there be a shame if something happened to it
i think you learned your lesson 2 gunpowder ain't worth it
Oh
Spend five hours building a mountain lair... ...suddenly
sssssssss oh shit
Creepers They just want a hug!
Discover massive cave 15 creepers come out of nowhere
Forgot to make a door in the house ? I'll do it
I ONLY BLOW UP  GAVIN NOT MICHAEL
hey i hear theres alot of diamonds in this dark
spawns somewhere in the middle of nowhere dedicates life to ruining your city
Play minecraft too much panic when sun sets
Stimulating economy Housing Boom
you spend 2 hours on building that? Well
See's you wearing full diamond and diamond sword
Creepers gonna Creep
awww did it take you 10 hours to build? TOO BAD!!!
you wanna blow job?
i only want to play.. with dynamite
They see me creepin' they freakin'
Please Sir help  they strapped a bomb on me
watch this magic trick boom!  your house is gone
if i go to hell you're going with me
plays minecraft... plays with self
Buy hig-end PC and big-ass plasma for Minecraft
nice wall could use a door
Thats a very nice house you have there i think it has too many walls
Ohh you found Diamonds?? ......bang!
I'm Sorry... you surprised me
It's not 'sssss' It's 'ft-SSSSSS'
You Got a nice house i think it needs some changes
NiCE house you got there it would be a shame if something happend to it
Nice house would be a shame if something were to happen to it...
Your on creative mode? you win this time!
you did a house? not yet
I don't always want a hug but when i do
Thats a shitty classss you got there be a blessing if sssssomething happened to it
B-B-B-Bennie and the jetsssssssssss
I am the fifth Black eyed pea i got that boom boom pow
Heard there was a storm coming
let me in there is a sheep outside
ssssorry sir
GETS BLOCKED BY DOOR BLOWS UP ANYWAY
that's a nice internet you have there sssssssssscensorship
full inventory? let me fix that
Hey Neighbor Can I BOrrow some ssssssssugar
houses are nice
Take 3 hours to build house take 3 seconds to get blow'd up
OPEN YOUR DOOR... OR I'LL OPEN YOUR WALL!
Hawt buildings u got there wait
start creative server grief visitors
Nice house needs more doors
Steve made a diamond block? lets pay him a visit
OH A LIGHTNING STORM! PLEASE STRIKE ME!
You make Creeper happy
Hey Jusssssssssssssssstin bieber
STRUCK BY LIGHTNING COME TO CHECK OUT YOUR HOUSE
You Look lonely want company?
Hey neighbor! CaN i come over tonigHt?
Finally finds a friend He and his friend blow up
Hey can i borrow that diamond sword oops...sorry
thats a nice end portal you have there  it would be a shame if i blew it up
hey i just met you
Everyday I'm shufflin'
sorry i just wanted to be loved
SleepY? Not anymore
are you new? good......
KA KA KA BO- oh wait let me get to you're house first
You building sucked i can help
upstanding citizen murdered by spaceman
see SKELETON Jump in front of creeper
it's between letters 'r' & 'T' i can't put my finger on it...
That'ss a niccce obsssssidian housssse you have there ...wait...S***
That's a nice lava light you have there Sssssshame if anything were to happen to it
Wooden sword? Your screwed.
I hope Steve doesnt see me outside the window....... That would totally BLOW my Creeper cover.
attacks player holding a diamond sword.... runs away from cat
i'm smiling because your house doesnt exist anymore
The worst thing a creeper could do
All I want is a hug
I be creepn U be txtng
look at that house mmmm cake please no
YoU love minecraft? Let me fix that
Nice house you got there could use a door
don't i look so cute come on
ONCE i found a beautiful house There's no more beauty in it
I dont always blow up right behind you but when i do i make sure you have diamonds on you
Everyone runs away from me I just wanna share my tnt
yOU TURNED DOWN SEX WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND TO BUILD THIS? BOOM
SSSSSSS... Thats Not Youre Propane Tank
THISSSS PARTY IS GONNA GO OUT WITH A BANG!
All is fun and games until a creeper jumps out of the screen
your house is finished? not anymore
U BUILD YOUR HOUSE OF DIAMOND BLOCKS? LETS SEE HOW DURABLE IT ISSSSSSSSS
Need a way to get back into your life i'll make a way
ssssssssssshame that happened
Let me in!! There's a creper outside!
Steve:Need tnt to mine! Creeper: No prob
moo mooooooooo
BUY high-end pc and big-ass plasma for minecraft
Bethessssssda Prepare your anussssss
if i cant live here nobody can.
Thatsss a nice everything you have there it would be a ssshame if something were to happen to it
Blow up or enjoy life? blow up.
iT TOOK YOU WHAT.. 2 SECONDS TO BUILD THAT?
TERMS AND CONDITIONS BY Building your house
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHILIP!
FINDS PLAYER HUGS
house by a cliff? maybe I'll drop by some time?
SUP BRO
I see you finished your wall and plan to construct a bridge...
Nice house you got ... Can I creep over?
MAYBE  you PREFER... REDSTONE TORCHES?
Going into the nether? Wait
House out of OBSIDIAN? challenge accepted.
why dont you want to hug? i dont bite
ALONE IN CAVE
don't have room in your inventory for that diamond? let me help you with that...
YOU THINK YOU HAVE PROBLEMS TRY BEING BORN ONLY TO COMMIT SUCIDE FOR OTHERS ENJOYMENT
That's a nice thread you got there
hmm. i seem to be running out of space on this island for my awesome hogwarts replica 'Oh
You built a glass house under water? It's time to get wet.
screw tnt you have me
mansion to spacious let me fix that
GUMBY!? I'LL SHOW YOU GUMBY!
IM OSAMA BINLADIN  IN MINECRAFT AY AY AYA
OH YOU'RE DONE WITH THAT HOUSE? LET ME FOLLOW YOU INSIDE
BROTHERSSS don't jussst sSShake Brothersss gotta HUG
SLOW AS HELL FEARED EVEN BY PLAYERS WITH BOWS
tsssssss... BOOOOOOOOOM!
ssssssssss sssssssssssssssss ssssssssssssssssssssss  boom
That's a nice life you have shame it's got to end at this time time time timetimetimetime
ON YOUR ROOF EXAMINING YOUR NICE EVERYTHING
nice house but i prefer holes
Nice house... but I prefer craters.
Don't know what i am? You haven't lived
the sunlight dont burn sucka so can i come over
Hey Nice Everything youve got there
there isnt any top text
oh
I just met you and this is crazy i'm a creeper
nice house you have there... can i see the inside?
sssssssssss give me a hug
SORRY ABOUT THAT I'M SCARED THE DARK
thats a very nice everything you have there shame if something were to happen to it
Hit it keepssssss coming back for more
Careful Finals week is coming
personality? explosive
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!
i just want a hug honestly
itsss a very niccce houssse u havvve there sssssssss...BOOOOom
Thats a nice diamond house de'r Be a shame if anything were to happen to you
Why that's a very nice degree you're studying for... ...Shame if something were to happen to it...
so you build this house ? lET ME CHECK YOUR DECORATION
OMG hotness I wanna Bang You
do the creep
THAT'S a very nice diamond sword you ha... oh bugger
That's a very nice computer you have there shame if something where to happento it
nice house you  have build lets grief it!!!
stay calm creep on
keep calm i just want to blow you up
Happy Birthday Ethan
i just want to hug so you can hug me right?
universal gravity mod? the base of this tower looks sweet
let the games begin
Excellent house could use an entrance
i should blow this guy  up in the sky
Creepers                      gonna creep
Emma wilson i still love you -nosa
Minecraft Mr.Geek
minecraft creepers making grown men scared of the dark since 09
what a very nice housse u have there steve^_^
Cole  thank you for coming to my birthday
has encontrado 19 diamantes seria una lastima que alguien apareciera
Oh Damn the sun is rising LOL JOKES
Im smiling Because its your Bithday
all i ever wanted was a hug
DANNY'S 11th Birthday
I can't help it I get so flustered when you're around
Oh ! what a nice mansion you spent hours on. Im just going to casually blow it up
Hiding in your house  I can see you with my drone
haters. theyre about the same as creepers.
thats a nice castle you got there  shhhhhhhhhhhh
Hey Steve wanna hug?
i love your house just needs one thing.
This is free demolition service. May I help you?
Sssssssuulphur issssssss gooodssss
Minecraft ROCKS Roblox? never heard of itzzzzz  >:3
RICXD15 ME LA PELAS
Well I'll cut to the chase! SSSSSSSSSSSSS
ALWAYS ARRIVES ...WHEN EXPECTED
LETS BLOW THIS SHIT UP
If you let me explode your house I'll Give You A Hug
VA jogar minecraft seu deso cupado
Les geeks ne se reveillent pas le matin ils respawn
Dont worry
IMMA F**K YOU'RE HOUSE UP CAUSE I KNOW YOU LOVE THAT
ОП? СКУКОТ?
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU
Happy Birthday Kailey
that's a very nice party face you have there I think i might invite you to my party.....
nice house you got ther- oh notch not a cat!
STEVE BE LIKE SHIT
I SEE YOU HAVE WORKED HARD ON THAT HOME OF YOURS IT WOULD BE SUCH A SHAME IF SOMEONE WERE TO DESTROY IT
IT WOULD BE A SHAME IF SOMEBODY
Happy birthday MIA!
you build a nether portal spawn at lava lake
a full gold house with diamond floor its creeper time!
some noob walked into my dungeon lets teach this guy a lesson!
thatss a very nice diamond house that took you seven years to build... it will be a shame if something happened to it sssssssssss
nice life you got there sssssssss...
HEY NICE HOUSSSE.. MIND IF I TAKE A LOOK?
SSSSSSSSSSSSSS BOOM!
WHAT IF I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T BLOW UP
Happy birthday ryan
NICE HOUSE SHAME IF IT BLEW UP
Happy Birthday Jacob
Tries to blow up house you blow up his prostate instead
I COME AND I DESTROY YOUR HOUSES
AMFG A CREEPER WHERE'S MY BOW ASDFQQ
YOU KNOW THE MANSION YOU MADE THIS MORNING? ITS GONE
that's a nice everything you got there...
You're 10
Turned In mine and saw this Shit my pants
Your Birtday issssssss going to be a blast
happy birthday will!
MINECRAFT JOGO QUE VICIA
creepers  coming  for  you  steve
how many creepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? none! because we already destroyed your house!
HOHO QUE BONITA CASA SERIA UNA PENA QUE ALGUIEN LA EXPLOTARA
let me show you the dance of my people
You just got some diamonds well i want diamonds
Caustion! sssss...
u got a nice house let me blow it up for u
IF YOU WONT GIVE ME HUGS THEN MAYBE YOUR HOUSE WILL
cool house let me in
Too far from home? I can fix that.
CREEPS THROUGH WINDOW  BLOWS UP
010011010101 01101 lol
i am creeper i will explode now
i just wanna get a little close to ya so close
OHHH THAts a nice house you have it be a shame if..ssssssssssssssss
have too much stuff? let me sing you the song of my people
I AM BEHIND YOU SSSSSSSSS!!!
Spending 10h building BOOM
im back holly  s*** diamond armor RUN !!!!!!!!
that's a nice first place team you have there it would be a shame if something were to happen to it
sssssss... that's a nice facebook profile u have there... creepers be creepin'
Suns rising bye bye zombies and skeletons
That sure is a nice everything you have there. Wanna SSSSSSSSSSSSSHARE?
thats a nice  house that would be a shame if something happened to it
SSSSSSSSSS BOOM WANT TO HAVE LUNCH?
HEY LOOK DIAMONDS (BLOWS UP HOUSE)
2x2 house? let me make it 0x0
A DIRT HOUSE? WHY THANK YOU!
happy 9th birthday matthew
That was a very nice house you had there
niccccce YOUTUBE SERIES  YOU'VE GOT THERE
HI
they say i'm racist I wonder why
jayden's 8 sssssssweet
I like your house I hope you don't
BEST GAME EVER MINECRAFT CREEPER SURVIVAL
NICE HOUSE YOU'VE GOT THERE. LET ME FIX THAT FOR YOU
Nice diamonds mind if i hold them for you?
ALL I WANT 4 CHRISTMAS  IS ..... A HUG
I'M BAD I HAVE AN EXPLOSIVE IN MY HEAD
If i go... Im taking your sweet ass with me!
caleb's goody bag
your house is a little cluttered don't worry
OH HAI UR PRETTY SO PRETTY I COULD BLOW U UP
sees santa creeper blows up his magical sleigh
what can I say.... I'm just a creeper
i <3 u -block of tnt in front of him
SWITCHING ON PEACEFUL WHY DO YOU HATE ME!?
don't worry
SEE ME PAUSE OPTIONS PEACEFULL
I SEE YOU'VE BUILT A HOUSE IT'D BE A SHAME IF...SSSSSS...BOOM!
come party with me
TSSASSSS BOOOM!!
WHEN YOU SEE ME BRICKS WILL BE SHAT
Want a hug?
GOT GOLDEN SWORD I LUV FOOTBALL AND BASKETBALL
oh so u got a diamonds sword  im super charged
They see blowin'
WOULDN'T IT BE A SHAME IF... I BLEW UP YOUR HOUSE
THAT'S A NICE HOUSE  SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Nice house there Would be a shame if someone blew it up...
Hey! New neighbours! Better go greet them
I LOVE  MINECRAFT
I SEE YOU HAVE A HOUSE NOT ANY MORE...
see me? pause options peaceful
excuse me while i explode this shit
THERE'RE SOME NICE DIAMONDS U HAVE THERE

THATSSSS A VERY NICE HOUSE YOU GOT THERE SSSSSHAME IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO IT
NICE HOUSE! IT'D BE A SHAME IF IT.....BLEW UP.
HELLO I'M A BLOCK
Happy birthday  Noah!
THAT'S A VERY NICE MEME YOU HAVE THERE iT'D BE A SHAME IF I MADE A BETTER ONE
cant wait for 1.4 cus i can creep you to the end
MINECRAFT ROCKS!!!!!!
QUE CASA BONITA POSSO DAR UMA OLHADINHA?
that's a very nice dorm room you have there it'd be a shame if something were to happen to it... Ssssssss...
Im your worst nightmare jk im reality
WHAT A NICE HOUSE YOU BUILT THERE WHAT IF SOMETHING HAPPENS TO IT?
I AM GOING TO BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE
Listen to denny's dubstep blows the bass up
thats a nice well decorated house you have  be a shame if something happens to it
oh so you have diamond duplicated? here i come!
oh thats a nice house you got there sir would be really awful if anything happened to it
You make me so hot i wanna 'blow' you up
BRYCE  LOVE ME
THAT'S A VERY NICESSSSSS EVRERYTHING YOU GOT THARE
There were some diamonds on top text but i took them
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOMAS!
thats a nice well decorated house you have  be a shame if something happens to it
thats a nice well decorated house you have  be a shame if something happens to it
give me ya diamonds! Or else i'll blow yer house up!
HEY THAT'S A NICE HOUSE YOU GOT THERE
Costs 20 bucks for xbox when i destoy your wok castleminer is 1 dollar
hey i'm just flashing and this is crazy. So here's my 'ssss' sound now hug me maybe.
They won't see me behind this one block tree
Its a very nice home you've got here Mind if i take a look?
Boom Boom did you my REMODELING
awesome house :3 fffssssssss
pUT ME IN YOUR FRIENDS HOUSE NON-DETECTABLE GRIEFING
that's a very nice thing you have there it would be a shame if something happened to it 'sssssssss'
I Blow people up because I feel like it
Ohai there Nice House
THAT'S A VERY NICE HOUSE YOU HAVE THERE BE A SHAME IF SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO IT
PREPARE TO DIE POWERS
I don't always hiss But when I do I'm about to blow yo shit up
I JUSSSSSSSSST WANT TO BE LOVED
ALL YOU BASE ARE BELONG TO US
That's a nice closet you have there r kelly
OH SHIT ITS YOU! Wait Aren't we both in hell?
I BLOW UP YOUR HOUSE AND YOU CRY LIKE A BABY AND RAGE QUIT
DON'T BE A CHICKEN TURN OF PEACEFUL MODE
come here  I WAnt a hug
creeperssss... gonna creep
try to kill me i will explode your house
i'll shove that coal so far up your ass you'll be coughing up diamonds
That'sssss a very nice Cave you have there It'd be a shame if anything happened
U MAD BRO
Your house is full of valuable items Let me help you clear some storage space
Thats a nice everthing you have there shame if something happened to it
Psst. found some diamonds?
Finds 15 diamonds  Right in front of creeper spawner
Has no arms Can climb a ladder
if you build it we will come
... Want a hug?
Want you dead make a sound when i do it
building a castle  can i help with the doors
Oh
finally finish your mansion? think again.
So I see you need help finding your spawn. C'mere
your house DOESN'T have a creator   i can fix that
nice little house you got there! annnnddddd its gone.
Hi there
Want you dead make a sound when i do it
Thanks for coming to my party!
dammit your house is made of obsidian
Cities will rise I will make them fall
WANTS to HUG YOU BLows up hours of your work
takes you five hours to build that takes me two seconds to destroy it
hey i just met you boom
come back!! i just want a hug!!
Hey
Charlie the friendly creeper wants a hug
Youre building a house? Let me show you the dance of my people
Only attacks when in danger Explodes to fight you
some creepers Just want to watch your house burn
That's a nice Meme you got there
Got your housssse done? Nicccce!
I see you have been working very hard. was that 30 diamonds very hard to find? sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
I'm so sorry but
Thatssss a nice houssse you got there It would be a sssshame if ssssomething were to happen to it
Woah calm down man! you dont wanna blow this out of proportion
Those are some nice tuuuubbbbeeessss you've got there It''d be a shame if something were to happen to them
i am a terrorist give up your house
Come closssser I ssssimply want a hug!
ssssssoo sssssssssorry
nice house do you got there maybe something shame would happent
oh shit the sun is rising lol jk
you found out how to break through bedrock i found out how to break through your inventory
Oh
you just collected wood for 2 hours to start a house and make a bed sssweat
I hate to turn up Out of the blue uninvited
Do you hear that? It's your house exploding
I eat Tnt
Ooh a start of a house Lets ruin the floor
you new house is pretty  i will help you to finish it
hey there! mind if i hug your house?
Inventario pieno? Lascia che ti aiuti
Do you mind if i get in your house... ...and explode it ?
Sssssso Wasss up
can i help oh did it take you an hour to do that?
You blow up your own house: 'I can rebuild' I blow up your house: 'NO! I RAGEQUIT!'
Are you trapped? dont worry!!! i will save you
SEES HOUSE 'GOD DANGIT your house has a f***ing bedrock wall!'
just blew up your house.. u mad bro?
ssssss... umad?
Matt Stones Best friend
Makes creeper meme makes unfunny jokes because cuntnipples
fai un incantesimo livello uno su un piccone e ti viene efficienza 1 fai un incantesimo su un piccone livello 46 e ti viene efficienza 2
Miners y u no hug meh?!?!
Captain  IAN CREEPER
mind if i call my sparkling friend in your house? there&#180;s a storm outside.
nice house
i can't get in so i'll just stare through your window
Tssssssss BOOOm!!!!!
get your knees flexin and your arms t-rexin
i am a zombie boom.
Nice House Can i Come inssssssssside?
Very Nice enChantMent  Table you have there... Tssss
nice house tsssssssss
i hope that wasn't your house because i just blew it up
FBi's Most wanted terrorist
Mines a shit ton of Diamonds sees creeper
it seems you have a wooden sword. your screwed
A keresett oldal vagy file nem tal&#225;lhat&#243; 404- es Hiba
Skeleton kills me. Now I'm a Record!
Anonymous crashes your server I destroy your house!
THAT'SSSSSS  A VERY NICE TIMELINE YOU HAVE THERE IT WOULD BE A SSSSSSSHAME IF SSSSSSSOMETHING HAPPENED TO IT
1 .. 2.. 3.. 4 ... I can' see your house anymore
hey
Tattoo Your Name over my heart No CREEPER
Park Car Outside your House No CREEPER
Stalk Your Facebook Wall...with a fake Account No CREEPER
Lasse used 4 hours on dirt house blew it up in 1 second
I used to be a Creeper Then I took an arrow to the tnt
sssssssssss i'ma snaaakke
SSSSS... BOOM! ORIGIN'S GONE
Thats a nice looking house you got there mind if i redecorate?
Go Through Your Trash
Go through your Dirty laundry  No CREEPER
Jumping
Please leave a message after the beep  um sssssssssssss!
Know your location with HiDDEN GPS Tracker  No CREEPER
Looking Through your window as you sleep No CREEPER
Know your location with HiDDEN GPS Tracker  no Creeper
Thatsssss a nice sssssserver you got there. Sssssshould be sssuchhh a sssshame  if it wasssss dessstroyed
Oslo That Was Me!!
WTF BOOM
we just wanna see you creep that
You have a webssssite? I come and visssssssit!
SSSSSSSSSSUp BOOM
your server is nice
Yogcave became Yogcave ruins All because of me
Already Know the meaning of a word Google the definition anyway so that you don't use it out of context when you type it
finally decide to make an important phone call hope no one answers
show friend your favorite show too busy worrying about their opinion to enjoy it
walk past group of people become hyperaware of body movements
Make status update no one likes delete it
Relate to Anxiety Cat Begin to think you have ANxiety
In line to order food practice how you're going to order it
'...and we'll be presenting these projects to the class.' MOTHER OF GOD.
Can't find something in store search whole building for hours to avoid asking a worker
Friend go talk to someone you don't know stands there awkwardly not knowing what to do
music in headphones could be too loud fear social judgement
Make a comment and no one ACKNOWLEDGEs it  silently CHASTISE self for speaking
FIRST ONE DONE WITH TEST WAIT FOR SOMEONE ELSE TO TURN IT IN FIRST
home alone can finally leave bedroom
receive casual text message from friend spend 30 minutes obsessing over how to reply
try to find anxiety cat picture i don't relate to. can't.
know the answer never raise hand
Remember an EMBARRASSING moment SUDDEN urge for suicide
teacher mispronounces your name new name
FORCED TO MAKE A PHONECALL GLAD WHEN IT GOES TO VOICEMAIL
stranger flirts with you is this a joke
20 minutes late for school Do I really need to go today?
friend makes indirect bitchy post its totally about me
say something funny and nobody laughs oh god they all hate me
job application requires you to call unemployed forever
someone sits next to you become suddenly aware of every move you make
hates ordering at subway too many questions
teacher tells you to get into partners freak out on the inside
home alone and hear a noise accept the fact that you're going to die
Unknown number on cell *ignore*
complain that you don't have any friends refuse to actually talk to people
OPENING GIFTS WORRIED YOU'RE NOT THANKFUL ENOUGH. OVERCOMPENSATE THANKS. OH GOD THEY THINK I'M FAKING IT
Someone says they like you think of all the reasons they would be lying
'it's more afraid of you than you are of it.' BULLSHIT.
i wanna go for a nice walk ...nvm
don't talk to a friend for a week everyone hates me and I'm all alone
someone compliments you in front of a large group how could you put me through this
Walking down a dark street alone at night mentally go over different self-defense tactics
spider in your room disappears sleep on couch.
I'm gonna go for a run start running. feel stupid. go home.
PANIC OVER LOST IPOD WHILE LISTENING TO IT
look to the side during test teacher must think you're cheating
Stomach growls in dead silence  it wasn't a fart i swear
See someone you know walking towards you look at something else until they pass
Get on the bus everyone is judgng me
feel too unworthy and scared to talk to people come away as arrogant
realize you're walking the wrong way walk around the block to avoid looking stupid
microwave something in the middle of the night hideously loud
see acquaintance walking towards you worry about the appropriate distance to say hello
Start talking pretty sure everyone just wants you to shut up.
fail a class because too scared to ask anyone for help
buy an item that doesn't work keep it anyway so you don't have to go back and return it
GO TO use THE BATHROOM while Hanging out with Friends. They're all talking about me now
'Why are you scared? That's stupid!' you think i don't know that
do nothing but relax for once panic about losing motivation and intelligence
using public toilet afraid to walk out until other person is gone
Find out pizza hut
Sees this blog starts panicking on how accurate it is
Has to read aloud for class counts the number of people prereads and doesnt listen to anyone else
Listen to music Constantly pause it becuase you thought you heard something
Phone starts ringing in public everyone is judging my ringtone
FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL OH GOD PLEASE DON'T MAKE ME INTRODUCE MYSELF
USE PUBLIC TOILET WAIT FOR SOMEone TO FLUSH SO YOU CAN PEE COVERTLY
'there's no food in
Send text message Re-read after it is sent to make sure you spelt everything correctly
sit at back of classroom: walk past everyone. panic. sit at front: back to everyone. panic.
'For this next bit we are going to choose a random audience member' pees pants
PUT EARPHONES IN KEEP CHECKING NO ONE ELSE CAN HEAR MY MUSIC
answer one question wrong in class live in shame for the rest of your life
Read about rare and fatally incurable disease oh god im next
WANT TO SUBMIT SOMETHING FOR ANXIETY CAT NO ONE might feel the same way
'what is your greatest weakness?' all of them
'you're always so tense. lemme give you a massage' OH GOD dont touch me
see someone you know in a store once worry every time you go to that store
left arm hurts oh god i'm having a heart attack
wake up sleeping pet make sure they're not dead
Don't get seat next to 'stop' button trapped on bus forever
DOORBELL RINGS DROP TO THE FLOOR LIKE A NINJA AND HOPE NO ONE LOOKS IN THE WINDOW.
minor headache large brain tumor
parent has guests over i will never leave my bedroom again
Look at anxiety cat memes realise every single one applies to you
Send Someone A message
Worry all day before sending a text worry all night after sending it
go to bathroom can't pee
NEED TO TAKE ANXIETY MEDS TOO FREAKED OUT BY EXTENSIVE LIST OF SIDE EFFECTS
SPEND 20 minutes composing reply click cancel instead of send
need to phone for a doctor's appointment? accept early and painful death
Hear people laugh They are talking about you
'find a partner' ...oh no
can't feel phone in pocket panic
need more exercise terrified of other people i see while out running
go in dressing room looks for security cameras
oversleep i'd rather skip school than come too late and interrupt class
Make plans to go over to friend's house Panic nonstop
Wanting to submit a Anxiety cat meme... spend 30 minutes deciding if it's the right thing to do.
GETS TOLD TO GET SOMETHING FROM OTHER CLASS only make eye contact with teacher
Walk out of store without buying anything why do i feel so guilty
desperately need diagnosis and medication too scared of psychiatrist
Friends invite you to hang out with a group of people you don't know Lie and say you're sick
shitting in public bathroom hope nobody notices my shoes
Home alone Plan hiding place for serial killer arrival
Have bad breath Everyone will be able to smell if i talk
Don't wash the hair one day Everybody looks at my hair in disgust
nEED TO GET UP EXTRA EARLY sET 12 DIFFERENT ALARMS
Visitors coming over lock bedroom door and pretend to be asleep
don't remember what i said last night while drunk. must have revealed all my deepest secrets. plan suicide.
Have to be there at 10 Leave at 7 and freak out the whole way there
too scared to answer own mobile
sit down on public toilet seat its wet
LOUD SHIT IN BATHROOM STALL HIDE IN STALL UNTIL EVERYONE LEAVES
doesn't post on facebook for 10 days he's dead!
people walk past you on the street look at phone and avoid eye contact
Say something embarrassing out loud when you're alone in your room someone must be outside the door listening
with stranger at bus stop planning intricate defensive strategies
'We have to talk.' Oh god no.
Have to call someone for an appointment/making plans pace around the house endlessly until forced to call
lazy to buy food truth : scared to face the crowd
go to party where you only know one person Follow them around all night
WANTS TO SUBMIT AN ANXIETY CAT MEME SPENDS 30 MINUTES DECIDING IF IT'S THE RIGHT THING TO DO.
DOORBELL RINGS PRETEND YOU'RE NOT HOME
Get up during test to sharpen pencil footsteps too loud
hottest girl flirts must be a trap
5 minutes late to class? Guess I'm not going today.
type long
Add crush as friend on facebook never logging in again
person you know gets job in a shop never shop there again
read anxiety cat they're too accurate
Leave seat and come back to find someone else sitting in your spot stand around awkwardly
friends take time texting back 'they secretly hate me'
'...meet new people...' I'm out
Read Anxiety cat Get anxious.
spend an hour finding the courage to send text inviting someone to hang out relieved when they don't respond
in a group of people you don't know very well oh god don't make eye contact
Invited to group lunch. hope i don't eat too fast. or slow.
about to have piano exam forget how to play
have a question  don't ask because it may sound stupid
Airplane Turbulence Start writing a will on your napkin
'hello
walk into store. too many people. walk out of store.
STARTING TO FEEL SICK CAN'T TELL IF IT'S IN MY HEAD OR AN ACTUAL PHYSICAL PROBLEM
Get into an empty elevator push the door close button repeatedly
need therapy for  anxiety disorder too scared to talk to a doctor
cannot do presentation people will judge everything i say
home alone still feel more comfortable in bedroom with door shut
Group of people start laughing they're laughing at me
send an email to someone you don't know very well too scared to check email for a reply
wish you could just feel 'Normal' Feel weird once you actually do
bio test about to start need to shit
likes status worries they creeped the person out
apply for this job by telepho- nope.
MOMENTARILY GLANCE AT CUTE PERSON FEEL LIKE CREEPIEST CREEP TO EVER CREEP
Person next to you is doing same exercise at gym  'they must be mocking me. '
can't pronounce  item on menu Order salad
Get Job Hardest Part is talking to co-workers
'how often are you worried?' when am i not worried??
Need to get a haircut let hair grow long because too scared to chat with hairdresser
find out I can Order everything online Never need to leave the house again
CALLING SOMEONE  PRAY THEY DONT PICK UP SO THAT YOU CAN JUST LEAVE A MESSAGE
See waiter bringing your food look down until food is in front of you
Sees pretty girl laugh she thinks i'm fat
wants more followers on tumblr does not tell anyone about blog
RECEIVE A MEMEGENERATOR LINK STAY ON SITE FOREVER
wife wants to talk oh god its all over
try to face anxiety by making conversation babble and overshare. anxiety takes deeper hold.
heart skips a beat definitely having a heart attack
walk into store and buy nothing people think you stole something
NEVER PUBLISH A PICTURE of myself TOO scaREd OF BEComing a MEME
DOORBELL RINGS DON'T MOVE!
in grocery store pick something unhealthy everyone is judging me
talk with a dozen people over Skype
hardly ever shuffle songs on ipod what if it shuffles to a really noisy song and the ipod is in my pocket?
job makes me anxious job searching makes me anxious
has a headache brain cancer
read all ANXIETY CAT MEMES RELATE TO EVERYTHING
upvote every anxiety cat you relate to upvote every anxiety cat
Finally finds courage to go to therapist worry that problems will bore them
when you are masturbating and someone walks in.
GUY ON THE STREET SMILES AT ME RAPIST
work up nerve to chat with new amazing people online Sure they all think you're an annoying creeper
Read anxiety cat memes get anxiety from relating too much
SHE's going trough my music she judges me
have one violent thought worry that you are a future serial killer for the rest of the day
listening to ipod afraid music is too loud
Go to take out trash. See people. Maybe tomorrow.
incoming call: home oh god who died
Go to a restaurant to afraid to eat in front of people
Person sitting next to you speaks Entire class looks your way
Share Personal Story with a new friend worry that you sound stupid to them
stranger comes up to ask for directions  shit
Begin formal email with 'dear' that presumes too much
Panics over end of world has nine lives
Someone asks hows it going? Bad
WISH i HAD more FRIENDS too scared to talk to other people
FORGET TO RETURN LIBRARY BOOKS FOR A MONTH THE LIBRARIANS WILL JUDGE YOU IF YOU BRING THEM BACK NOW
in bathroom for more than thirty seconds friends must think i'm shitting
acquaintance is walking in front of you walk more slowly to avoid a conversation
Need three letters of recommendation for grad school It's ok i don't need education
forever anxious
friend tells you they read your blog and like it start worrying over what they might have seen
Printer Breaks Learn everything about Printers on google to avoid calling customer service.
Have a crush on somoene for years but never speak to them Worry that they don't like you back
SONG GETTING CLOSE TO END PLAY IT AGAIN
talks in class voice won't stop shaking
driving ridiculously loud shopping cart in store stop staring at me
see your bus leaving without you i'd rather wait for the next one than run and risk falling
'NOW I want you to ORGANIZE into groups of 8' GET HEART ATTACK
About to post comment But they'll think i'm weird
agree to go out with friends in a week Immediately plan excuse for not going
'relax. just picture the audience in their underwear' OH god. their all so much hotter than me!
need to ask someone the time work out who hates you least
'call the repair guy so he can come fix it' That's okay
Walk into room with curtains open everyone is looking at me
Think about death massive panic attack
DRIVING ALONE
Your boss requests a meeting start looking for new job
CRUSH TOUCHES YOU REACH HELL AND NIRVANA SIMUTANEOUSLY
laying in bed at night
make a plan to get through the day less anxious wake up anxious you'll fail
WATCH A RENTAL MOVIE WITH FRIENDS anxious they dont like it .. Feel like you PRODUCED it
know cashier changes lines
want to look in store but it's empty leave so staff can't ask you if you need help
'i lIKE your sweater' i'M SORRY i'M HIDEOUS
INVITE FRIENDS OVER REGRET IT RIGHT AWAY
Parents ask about crush refuse to admit anything for dislike of teasing.
going to hang out with friend on way there
need to sneeze but don't want people to hear you
'Do something that scares you every day' so go outside then
interview for a job? i don't need money
Too Anxious to generate meme what if there's a spelling error?
Person handing out pamphlets take any possible route to eliminate any chance of them approaching you
Campus is closed for national holiday are you sure I don't have class?
have to call someone they answer : Panic         get answering machine : panic
feel anxiety/panic attack start up oh god what if i'm subconsciously faking this!?
Afraid of hurting co-workers feelings by talking Co-workers Hurt by my silence
close eyes in shower murderer behind you
discover anxiety cat worry about how the internet can hear your thoughts
SOMEONE'S WALKING BEHIND YOU
STRANGER GLANCES AT ME FOR HALF A SECOND IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY FACE?
Microwave at 0:01 Press stop button before beeping attracts attention
someone replies to youtube comment delete youtube account
panic about speaking  choke
Listening to ipod in class everyone can hear
need to talk to customer service use online chat instead of calling
Want to submit an anxiety cat  they'll think it's stupid
overthinking a cough in public forgets how to get cough
walk past random group of people laughing they must be laughing at me
feel too unworthy and scared to talk to people come  away as arrogant
forced to work in groups for project contemplate suicide
CUTE BOY WANTS TO DATE YOU who paid you??
Phone rings Hyperventilate before answering
Wait to cross Road until all the cars have passed So no one stares at you while crossing
'..meet new people..' i'm out.
driving home drunk
can't find something in store search whole store for hours instead of asking
get called on in class MAGICALLY GET A BONER OUT OF NO WHERE
'Pedestrians have the right of way at the crosswalk' Don't care
READ 7 PAGES OF ANXIETY CAT HAVE PANIC ATTACK
Let boyfriend order your food 99% of the time Screw up your own order the one time you try. Never again.
NEW CHAT
CURTAINS SHUT
Door Bell rings Hide
finally let yourself relax for the first time in weeks worry about worrying
Teacher is doing roll call practice saying your name in your head
chair makes farting sound so. much. awkward. pain.
Mom says to call her oh gosh she found my stash
dragged to a party with friends spend all night hiding in bathroom
DROP FOOD ON WHITE SHIRT SPEND REST OF MEAL WONDERINg IF EVERYONE IN RESTAURANT IS STARING AT THE SPOT
buying new shoes leave without trying them to avoid showing your foot in public
ex-boyfriend asks how you are pretend he didn't ruin your self esteem
finds some relief laughing at other PEOPLE's anxiety cat memes realize their cleverness adds to inferiority complex
find an anxiety support group on facebook too anxious to join
Smell something funny automatically assume its you & get as far from people as possible.
FORGOT IPOD AT HOME SO MANY PEOPLE I CAN'T TUNE OUT
STARTS COMMUNITY ON INTERNET TOO AFRAID TO ACTUALLY POST IN COMMUNITY
nose bleed death
Go to grocery store everyone is judging me by the contents of my cart
can't find classroom rather miss the class than ask someone for help
log on someone else's computer they know my password now
People on the porch when I'm leaving my house Turn around and go back I'll leave later
brave enough to attend a gig you really want to go afraid you're going to be either crushed
want to like someones facebook status scared they might start a conversation
ACTORS GET OFF THE stage going toward the public oh please don't come near my seat
show friends your favorite movie never share with anyone ever again because they think it's a weird movie
DONE WITH HOMEWORK CAN'T RELAX BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY DID IT WRONG
'You don't even have a reason to have anxiety' you're about to get one
My xbox one is watching me... and the nsa is listening...
thinking about something wouldn't want to think about someone can read my mind and thinks i'm sick perverd
Work Bathroom smells like poo can't leave
Want to talk to somebody Finally get to talk to them
headache in the back of head BRAIN TUMOR
Spelled something wrong in my meme omfg what should I do
Notice a car that has been behind you for the last few stop lights I'm being followed
Somebody replies to comment too scared to respond
at friend's house have to use the bathroom
in public and have to pee really bad wait in stall until bathroom is empty
I CAN'T SEE A THERAPIST
MEET NEW PERSON they must hate me
It's lunch time hides in bathroom
THE TELEPHONE
can't sleep because of headache headache due to lack of sleep
what if debra was also a serial killer all along and hiding it from dexter
Studied all night Forgets scantron
Opportunity to Talk to Attractive Person Panic and Run away
look up definition of 'bestiality' delete browser history
get complimented in front of people panic attack
look up mental DISORDERs online oh god i have schizophrenia
Doorbell rings Hide!!!
LEAVE ANONYMOUS MESSAGE TO STRANGER SUDDENLY AFRAID OF THINGS GETTING MESSED UP IN THE WAY AND THEY'LL DISCOVER YOU WERE THE ONE WHO SENT IT
Friend says what you were thinking They can read my every thought and will judge me
PERSON GETS YOUR FOOD ORDER WRONG THEY'LL HATE ME IF I TELL THEM
receive call from unrecognized number oh god the government found out about that song i downloaded
Go into a stairwell look for attackers
Has to talk in front of class  takes an f instead
check behind the cushions! it's gotta be there!
LAPTOP FAN IS GETTING LOUDER IT'S GONNA BLOW UP!
Friend's passive-agressive post is actually about you cry violently and never trust again
public transportation stops in the middle of railway accept death
buy ingredients
told to ask classmates for help i'd rather not
roommate is asleep stop breathing so he doesn't wake up
hear footsteps while pooping in public bathroom wait till they are gone to continue
Get a message saying 'we need to talk' panic and think of everything you might have done
'You just need to calm down' thank you for informing me of this magical cure to all my problems!
YOUR PROFESSOR PICKS ON RANDOM PEOPLE TO ANSWER QUESTIONS DROP THE CLASS EVEN THOUGH YOU NEED IT TO GRADUATE
Someone knocks on the bathroom door when on the toilet what do i say?!
pack according to packing list i have more stuff than everyone else
microwave something in the middle of the night hideously loud
See Spider in your room IMAGINE SPIDERS Under your bed FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT
Normal Day at work Hope i don't get fired
just started masturbating  one of your friends knocks on the door
shopping mall struggle: CONCENTRATE ON NOT WALKING TO THE BEAT oF THE MUSIC PLAYING
too afraid to open purse in store to get phone it will look like i'm stealing something
Telephone STARTS TO RING 'oh god
family comes home while taking a shower it's a burglar
roommate screams at her parents on phone I'm the next victim of her unbridled rage
MAKE  NEW  POST  AND  GET  -20  IN  THE  FIRST  2  MINUTES delete it
Best friends!? What if I make a mistake?
forget to bring pen to class 'i just won't take notes today.'
is this a muscle or a tumor
walks back to lunch table all eyes on me
Period a week late Virgin mary
Want to talk to a friend on skype
When I see a white van... I sprint like hell!!!!
go to public restroom check every corner for cameras
presentation  in class stutter a few words
Sees headlights on road at night thinks every car is a cop
type long opinionated response on facebook read it over and over
She smiled at me! i'm gonna get married!
Already said happy birthday to A friend through text say it again On facebook To make sure people don't think you're a jerk
In A stall in a public bathroom and someone walks in sit silently until they leave
recheck if the door is locked (just in case)  wasn't 100 percent attentive . better check again
Read too much anxiety cat. Go outside. OH GOD I'M GONNA DIE.
distance from car to front door more than ten feet attack possible
eating food in quiet room silently chew food to avoid attention
walking around the mall my outfit looks horrible
I AM THE MAIN CHARACTER IN THIS REALITY EVERYONE ELSE IS JUST PART OF MY STORY
FIND A GOOD COSTUME WORRY THAT IT'S TOO COSTUME-Y
get nerve up to tell joke. noone gets your humor never tell joke again
vOICE-MAIL FROM bOSS LOOK FOR NEW JOB
a man stares at me with no reason? he probably wants to stab me!
night time
PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING BEHIND ME I KNOW FOR A FACT THEY'RE LAUGHING ABOUT ME
reblog a bunch of anxiety cat feel like people are judging you for it
TURBULENCE ON A PLANE 'OH GOD we're going to die'
HAIR LOOKS BAD PULL IT OUT
waits till it gets dark out to buy groceries there are people at the store
Curtain Blew Open. Someone Looked In Nail curtain TO Window
'everyone say your name and an animal that beginS with that letter....' Omg.....think! Think!
stay out of school for awhile Night before you go back
some leaves friendly post on my wall now i got to reply
In line to order food practice how you are going to order it
GET COMPLIMENTED COMPULSIVELY REPLAY COMPLIMENT IN HEAD WHILE FEELING ASHAMED FOR DOING SO
generates meme too offensive?
Teacher: 'I'm going to put you into groups.' Excuse me
Introduce 2 friends who hit it off They don't need you now
tEXT YOUR FREIND A JOKE AND DON'T GET A REPLY oH GOD THEY'RE OFFENDED
Check the doors are locked five times oh god
Boyfriend doesn't invite you to his friend's party he hates me
all my mistakes are worse than yours!
feel someone looking at you avoid any and all eye contact
the seats on the bus that face each other worst thing ever
Stares at shirt i find pretty Someone judges my style
get asked to go somewhere i have to carry such a huge responsibility
Hear someone screaming/running panic thinking that there is a gunman on campus
Order sandwich from subway skip half of the ingredients you actually want
Noise upstairs? Robbers
stuck in a room full of people you don't know stand in nearest empty corner
CREEPY GUY TALKS TO YOU AT GAS PUMP PUSH CAR HOME
Hear ghost Story Can't sleep for weeks
someone compliments you hide for the rest of the day
partner wants you to meet their parents? who needs a relationship anyway
get to front of the line for the toilet
sOMEONE CHALLENGES YOU IN CLASS ALMOST CRY OF FEAR
Trip while walking look around to make sure no one saw
Have a doubt that it can be solved with a phone call Search for the answer on internet
SIRENS IN THE DISTANCE THEY'RE COMING FOR ME
not exactly like anxiety cat must be doing anxiety wrong
walk past gang fear for life
school dance stand in the corner
Learnt the names of members in a band months ago google the spelling anyway just to be sure.
HURRICANE OUTSIDE BUT THE GROCERY STORES ARE OPEN GO FOOD SHOPPING BECAUSE NO ONE WILL BE THERE
FOrgot pen for class Consider if nails can write before borrow it from someone
doing presentation in front of whole class suddenly forget everything you have to say and everything you have been learning for the past term
Bug in your room vanishes before you can kill it no sleep tonight
hear someone say hi to you pretend not to hear them
Flat mates are in kitchen starve until they are long gone
Family planning a 'surprise' for your bithday 'why do they do this to me???'
CLAss presentation rather fail than talk in front of people.
Sad that you didn't find any friends Glad that there was no reason to leave the safety of your room
Eating in a social situation I'm going to choke
mESSAGES (1) HATE MAIL
Did I Type her name in search or update status
no one likes your facebook prof pic delete it
waiting behind someone using ATM OH GOD
New NEighbour Says Hi
yard needs work but the neighbors are watching that's okay
GET TEXT FROM GIRL WITH AN X AT THE END CONVINCE YOURSELF SHE ADDED IT BY ACCIDENT
Someone knocks on the door Oh shit
Afraid to die alone Too afraid to ask anyone out
Go to Therapist Afraid there's nothing wrong with me
Friend hasnt logged in in 4 days dead
SOMEONE ASKS ME OUT IT WAS A DARE
sumbit something to anxiety cat already been done
Speeches at school? speak so fast they can't understand you
someone flirts with you it’s a practical joke
Friend doesn't answer their phone all day oh god
One new message somebody is angry at me. everyone hates me. i can never go on the internet again
school assemblies living nightmare
have to order food alone it's okay
Send favorite blog message What if they think i'm stupid
enter pin at cash register everyone knows what it is
writing a card for best friend convinced that you've wrote their name wrong
Spend forever trying to find someone to roleplay with Panic when you have to actually show them your writing.
in a group of people you don't know very well oh god don't make eye contact
Want to visit Family far away Airplane could crash and burn
ran out of anxiety medication need new prescription would rather go without than call doctor to ask
'find a partner' ...oh no
would go to a councillor but that would make me anxious
invited to a social event panic about it for hours
Speech class Required for your major Switch Majors
See someone you like unexpectedly run to bathroom to make sure you don't look like a troll
feel urge to ask friend if they wanna hang out some time soon find reason not to
'Choose a partner' Wish i were dead
*ONLINE SHOPPING*  ITEM ONLY AVAILABLE IN STORES IT'S OK
POST SOMETHING ON FACEBOOK no one likes it
someone makes a mistake apologize
Sit on priority bus seats spend entire journey frantically searching for elderly passengers
walked into class and sat in the back hopefully no one noticed
Finally get to use the restroom. Can't go because someone just went into the stall next to me.
can't remember if said something already or just thought it says nothing in case
ALONE At Restaurant everyone is judging how much I eat
Sneeze while Driving So this is how it ends
tell friend you relate to anxiety cat worry that they're going to judge you
i know that guy
Raise hand to ask question in lecture. oh god What am I doing? take it down. take it down.
Lady in shop says you can have &#163;1.79 sandwich for 99p Why is she doing this to me?
fears an anxiety attack gets one
store has self checkout lines prayers answered!
friend Takes one of your earphones  suddenly pause music on your ipod
pilot warns of upcoming turbulence braces for impact
use public toilet wait for someone to flush so you can pee covertly
Car pulls up alongside yours at stoplight stare straight and don't move your head
felt fat didn't go to work
Phone rings during class People will talk about me for weeks
person sitting next to you sighs in disapproval/anger thinks you're disturbing them and start trying not to make any sound
Set security alarm Off leaving store Picture life in prison even though you didn't steal anything
Send a text Reread it after
Vague facebook status it's about me
It's lightning outside? i'm going to die
walk across crosswalk all drivers waiting to turn begin to judge
I was eating something I love when someone said it looks gross now I have to pretend I hate it too or they'll think i'm gross
walks in class late everyone stares
Good artısts copy
cool person comes on facebook immediately stop sharing stuff so it seems like i have a life
want to make anxiety cat meme the text is too small
Friend sends you link to Anxiety cat wonder what she's trying to say
Get test back facedown   take 30 minutes to turn it over
Just looked up symptoms on web mD
can't tell if dying or having a panic attack
emergency broadcast system test immidiately think zombie apocylpse
PULL UP TO HOUSE AND SEE SOMEONE PARKED OUT FRONT KEEP ON GOING
REGRET LEAVING COMMENT DELETE PROFILE
want to 'like' someone's answer to an ask can't. they will think you asked the question.
friends will come over clean the inside of every closet in case they open and look
Show up to class late
Test on stuff you ALREADY know Spend entire week STUDYING and freaking out
LOCK YOUR KEYS IN YOUR DORM RATHER SPEND A NIGHT ON THE STREETS OF NEW YORK THAN TALK TO SECURITY
Have to use the bathroom in the middle of a exam. Don't go. Classmates and professor will think you're cheating.
Gets published can't write anymore
Chest pains  'I'M DYING!'  Still don't go to doctor
car drives down the street you are walking on drive by shooting imminent
Finish reading all anxiety cats on memegenerator What am I supposed to do now
DOORBELL RINGS TURN THE LIGHTS OFF
going to hang out with friend on way there
Hear phone ring Let it ring then end call
must introduce self first day of class go to the bathroom and never return
1 day past use by date death from food poisoning !
consider telling friend you like them 'oh god they'll think I'm a creep'
feel too unworthy and scared to talk to people come off as snobby
bosses go into meeting without you start packing desk because you're about to get fired
go to  resturant order easiest thing to say
hear doorbell ring peek through blinds to see who it is
friend posts bad picture of you they don't take it off
Go to restaurant with friends Cant let them see me eating
Look at feet to avoid eye contact walk into parking meter!!!
have to go to passport bureau alone for the first time procrastinate 5 months
WALKING INTO MCDONALD'S EVERYONE YOU SEE THINKS YOU'Re FAT
WANT TO ACT INCURABLE STAGE FRIGHT
Introduce ourselves in front of class insta-panic
need to use the bathroom hold it. too scared to ask the teacher
Go to buy new underwear but cashiers will know what i wear to cover myself under all my clothes
Don't get a text back everyone hates you
Back At School Plan what to say before talking to anyone
Guy you like doesnt txt back right away. hates me. give up.
mess up recaptioning anxiety cat. make a new one with the error fixed. pretend its the websites fault.
See someone you know walking towards you look at something else until they pass
Want to ask a question re-type the question 100 times
friend sets you up on blind date oh god why?!
in grocery store pick something unhealthy everyone is judging me
Have to to take Pain  killers Count ten times to make sure no possible overdose
about to pass someone in the street turn off music to hear if they're talking about you
going out for the day bring enough xanax for three weeks
CLASSMATES LAUGHING BEHIND YOU THEY'RE MAKING FUN OF YOU
MAKE ANXIETY CAT NOT SURE IF JUST PARANOID PARROT
KNOCK ON FRIEND'S DOOR HIDE IN CASE ANOTHER MEMBER OF THEIR FAMILY ANSWERS
Tumblr follower count drops by one EVERYONE HATES ME
GIRL YOU LIKE POSTS PICTURES WITH ANOTHER GUY ON FACEBOOK THEY'RE DATING
arriving at social event i bet they all hate me
Finish test early
Carry out boy has to bring groceries to my car. Worry what I will talk about on the way to my car.
friends raise babies... i raise pokemon.
Sign into chat as invisible wish friends would message you
Realize that about half of anxiety cat memes should be socially awkward penguin refuses to say anything about it
Shop assistant asks if they can help you Swift exit
reply to someone on internet avoid that site until stable enough to read response
Order pizza? Writes script on hand
LEAVING ARGUMENT WITH MOM ACCIDENTALLY SLAMMED THE DOOR
Someone says something to you pretend you didn't hear
Mom let me on the supermarket line it's almost my turn & she's not here
meditate to keep calm focusing on breathing makes it worse
Someone talks me in mmo alt+f4
Takes personality disorder test I have all of them!
about to get on plane come to terms with possibility of death
think everyone is mad at me all the time
send sarcastic text message immediately send another text with smiley face--just to be safe
listen to headphones on the bus did i miss my stop?
School is canceled   still checks every source possible to make sure
go to restaurant where you can't pronounce the food only order water. I wasn't hungry anyway
Have to present multiple projects drop the class
Walk past people Forget how legs work
Group of people laughing Why does everyone make fun of me
pressed snooze 5 times
plan every conversation in your head
writing an email to an adult with whom you get along afraid of sounding too formal or too sassy
Home Alone I'm gonna die murdered
Walk by statue? Don't blink
has lots of good ideas never tells anyone
GO WITHOUT MAKEUP FOR A DAY EVERYONE THINKS I LOOK LIKE A GOAT
develops severe anxiety disorder over worst fears consistantly proven right
dOESN'T GO OUT FOR FEAR of being teased gets teased for not going out
OPEN MOUTH TO SPEAK SHAKE UNCONTROLlABLY
Hear tools running downstairs instantly assume that family is being killed by axe murderer
therapist says listen to music in bed to help you sleep have to turn it off after a minute
Write paper on computer constantly press Ctrl-s
submission isn't posted right away  they hate it
first date questionnaire of all psychological illness in family
Walk by kiosk in the mall make wide path and avoid eye contact
walking the same way as a stranger they think i'm stalking them
bunch of people i dont know laugh  they are laughing about me
wrote something for anxiety cat Delete instead of submitting. No one will like it.
have to get photos developed the clerk is judging my photography skills
Smell something foul afraid that everyone thinks you farted
Neighbor Visits unexpectedly once never feel safe in house again
i'm gay scared people think i'll molest their children
New Car On Street. Memorize License Plate.
Already at Checkout. One Dollar short. Overdraft debit card.
'For this next bit we are going to choose a random audience member' pees pants
DIDN'T DRY YOUR HANDS GOOD WHEN YOU WASHED THEM. SOMEONE SHAKES YOUR HAND they think it's pee
teacher jokingly says i talk too much hold back tears and pokerface
Open the door to go get mail neighbor is doing yardwork
accidently leave computer open parents are going to search through history
Cramps come early ovarian cancer
find seat in crowded cafeteria. it's okay. i can eat standing.
Submit Something to Anxiety CaT Feel AshameD when it isn't posted Immediately
a holiday devoted to fear
HIT 'SUBMIT JOB APPLICATION' PANIC THAT YOU SENT WRONG DOCUMENTS
mews at pet human for attention runs under the bed when human gets close
TAKING PIC WITH FRIENDS WHOLE TIME PLANNING HOW TO EDIT THE PIC FOR FB
someone takes a dump in stall before you everyone thinks it was you
need to go to the dentist who needs good teeth anyway?
Having guest over who needs the bathroom anyway
Calls  job in paper hopes they dont call back
post something on tumblr no one will reblog
friend doesn't text back oh god he's dead
Have a great idea for a project panic because people will read your mind and will use your idea
walked under a ladder i'm going to die
Should i say it? I'm gonna say it i said it.. i shouldn't have said that
create meme 100% sure you spelled everything wrong
STRANGE CAR PARKS IN FRONT OF YOUR HOUSE MUST BE KIDNAPPERS
Coupon: For   Pick-up only Oh God.
Ask a question on a stranger's tumblelog go anon in case they check your blog out and judge you
afraid to start a blog everyone will hate it
laptop is dying don't want to be burned by charger
run errands for an hour vow to never leave home again
eating out only delivery or takeout
Friend asks you to go see a movie with them panic and make up excuses
Leave seat and come back to find someone else sitting in your spot stand around awkwardly unsure what to do
Not sure if unmarked door in restaurant is toilet get parent to check
mirror on outside of changing room oh god. not worth it
presentation in class today stay home sick
Attend social event hide in bathroom until friends arrive
create and submit anxiety cat meme on anxiety cat tumblr it will never get published
make meme afraid no one will reblog you
take shower at friend's house  they take your clothes
Want to raise your hand in class Vomit a little in your mouth
home phone rings oh my god its the fbi
PHONE RINGS HIDE!!!
want mcdonalds but too scared to talk to worker
too many people at vending machine starve instead
going out in public? better take some xanax
hear children playing outside curl up in blanket on floor for an hour
get on the bus everyone is judging me
read anxiety cat memes heart starts racing
pizza delivery is 5 minutes late panic!
Gets job interview Feigns family bereavement
Go into the restroom after someone has pooped. Leaving the restroom and someone comes in.  They think I pooped!
computer freezes better click everywhere
Need to call in sick due to anxiety meds too scared to tell boss why I'm sick
home alone looks behind shoulders before fapping
walks past dark room runs the rest of the way thinking someone will grab you
Spilled stranger's coffee Let me just clean that up then throw myself off the building
guy I talked to in the first week of class has dropped the class he must have left because of me
spend hours retouching pictures of yourself in photoshop to post on facebook never post them
blasting music while driving turns it down at red light for fear of judgement
NEW MESSAGE ON FACEBOOK DON'T LOG IN FOR A MONTH
Need to refill anxiety medicine Too anxious to go to psychiatrist
New person visits your house follow them around so they don't steal anything
Cute girl asks for your phone number forget everything     you know
One person already in elevator I'll wait for the next one
GuY promises to visit you at work Quit
CRUSH ASKS YOU OUT REFUSE
person you never talk to says 'hi' leave
I can't believe I did that in first grade
PHONE RINGS OH GOD WHAT DID I DO
20 minute one-on-one oral exam 60 minute bathroom stall crying session
Supermarket aisle has people at both ends Panic aTtack
call to find out times? that's cool inside is nice this time of year
try to decide what to do with consecutive two days off from work cry
have private blog
Sign up to teach a workshop WHat the hell was I thinking?!
people in aisle i need to go down that's ok i don't need medicine
yeah ok let's go on the top thrill dragster just let me go to the bathroom first
My food tastes funny It's poisoned
hot girl comments on update panic
Send text to girl and get no response consider moving to new town
finally got a job interview not hired due to no-show
presentation on tuesday? suicide on monday
worry about teeth grinding in sleep grind
He didn't respond five seconds after I typed it... He must be so mad at me.
RECEIVE A COMPLIMENT SEARCH DESPERATELY FOR SOMETHING TO COMPLIMENT BACK
*Unkown number* take battery out of phone
HEAVILY BREATHING PEOPLE CAN HEAR MY THOUGHTS THROUGH MY BREATHS
knock at the door i'll just be in my room for the next 48 hours
makes meme redo
street light goes out as i walk under it in the dark run
Realise after hitting generate that you missed a word in your anxiety cat die of relief when you notice you didn't select a language
walk pedestrian crossing section alone feel judged by all the people waiting in their cars
DRINK to calm anxiety become anxious about drinking too much
friends want to order pizza at your house i have to call?
'Nobody likes automated customer service over the phone
professor: 'come see me at office hours' drop class
'What qualities do you consider essential in a good friend?' deaf
post STATUS update immediately reply to self to clarify
get trolled wonder what i did to cause it
walk by group speaking foreign language they're talking about me
Dentist Asks you a non-yes-or-no question while dental instruments are in your mouth Pretend not to have heard because you have absolutely no idea how to handle the situation
She smiled at me ! i'm gonna get married !
Boss makes mistake on paycheck consider my time a donation to the company
Breathing hard due to physical activity Oh god they're hearing me and judging me
birthdays christmas
BEST FRIEND HASN'T TEXTED YOU BACK AFTER 7 MINUTES SHE'S DEAD and it's my fault
Crush talks to you forget basic sentence structure
pROFESSOR: 'OH
The light is out in the stairwell Run through it like a sprinter
sit in front of someone in a bus they may strangle me!
suspect friends of throwing suprise party fake death
double checks to make sure message is anonymous *sends message* omg what if I didn't click 'anon'
sexta-feira 13 n&#227;o sei de nada
Start new job arrive 40 minutes early
See someone in a store one tIme Spend an hour Getting readY everytime you go there from now on
people walk by and laugh they're laughing at me
smoke one cigarette lung cancer
Don't see your 'problem' on anxiety Cat meme OH GOD I must be a freak
WRITE SOMETHING NEGATIVE ABOUT COMPANY IN COMPANY EMAIL MIGHT AS WELL CLEAN OUT MY DESK
mom five minutes late car accident.
i aint goin to freakin ventalia dude big ass dragons out there
Parents want to talk to me Oh god I did something wRong
'Someone Call 9-1-1!' Look at phone and Panic.
air only fart? NOT EXACTLY
someone asks you out. is it april fools?
'SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS WEEKEND?' OH GOD SHOOT ME NOW
needs to go outside can't
Finishes Drink. Thinks about putting down glass. What will i do with paws?!
tell them not to worry suddenly you start worrying
see scary spider burn the house down
someone severely mispronounces my name too anxious to correct them
singing loudly with ear buds in discover someone nearby
write 'Benedict Cumberbatch' Double check spelling 10 times before posting
personal invite to a party only invited to get made fun of
Boyfriend says i'm pretty certain he's lying
spit while talking will never speak again
out shOPPING identity crisis
GET WEIRD FEELING IT'S CANCER TERMINAL CANCER
bestie wants you to meet her college roomie momentarily rethink visit
submit anxiety cat captions resubmit same anxiety cat captions
WON'T DRESS UP FOR HALLOWEEN AFRAID COSTUME CHOICE WILL REVEAL TOO MUCH ABOUT ME
Want to send girl you like good morning text Doesn't do it because it might wake her up
you think your country doesn't help with your anxiety in argentina we greet our friends with a kiss.
show and tell only showing
pay for a commission they'll never finish it
Make a spelling mistake on a RELATIVITY popular guy's status can't go on face book for the rest of the week in fear of judgement
have casual conversation witH person all thought out say no word
Apply for job via e-mail check inbox every two minutes to see if you've been rejected yet
Guest is late arriving at your house fatal car crash
POST YOU'RE AWAKE ON TUMBLR AND IT GOES QUIET EVERYONE IS AVOIDING YOU
A person you don't know too well offers you chocolate 'No
walk around at night with your mouth open so if someone tries to kidnap you and cover your mouth you bite them.
not prego after 3 months i'm infertile
family orders pizza suddenly need to use the bathroom before it comes
captain turns on seatbelt sign we're going to die
Tell someone you're unemployed Feel like they're judging you
-1 LIFE 8 TO GO
sitting mutely in library and someone approaches prepare for stern lecture about noise policies
Have a second glass of wine OH GOD I'M AN ALCOHOLIC
Takes one hit of pot Thinks the fbi will kill him
CHOKE ON FOOD AT YOUR NEW SIGNIFICANT OTHER'S HOUSE IN FRONT OF PARENTS WELCOME DEATH
car in front going really slow don't pass to avoid interacting with other drivers
walk through a crowded place cover crotch and breast just in case
Google celebrity's name Oh my god
guy poops and doesn't wash hands never want to shake hands again
friend wants a glass of water omg!! there are unwashed dishes in the sink
Supermarket offers   online shopping? never leave house again
Too afraid to eat in cafeteria subsist on pretzels and triscuits
RUN BY WINDOWS IN OWN HOUSE SOMEONE MIGHT DRIVE BY
SUPERMARKET IS RIGHT DOWN THE STREET HAVE GROCERIES DELIVERED ANYWAY
ASK AN ASK ON TUMBLR WORRY ABOUT SPELLING AND GRAMMAR
hands homework in late once oh no i failed class
It's summer time Me no like bikini
receive housewarming gift of wine this could be poisoned
Forget to shave avoid direct sunlight
Reblog post asking followers to ask you questions Delete post 1 second later because no one will ask
SEE AN INJECTION COMING FOR YOU START PANICKING
make post on friends wall probably wont even like it
move into house with multiple tenants can't leave room for fear of meeting them
Flatmate has friend staying over that you've never met before spend whole weekend in bedroom 'doing schoolwork'
starving. get invited to lunch with workmates 'Already eaten
Someone says your name in im get creeped out
BIKE STOLEN Never report for fear of phone calls and paperwork
Sudden urge to click randomly MUST NOT FALL FOR the urge
spazz about your current obsessions on tumblr my followers are judging and clicking 'unfollow'
GUY doesn't respond after sending pic of myself hates me for being hideous
Someone asks you question on bus get off early to avoid answering
brave enough to attend a gig afraid you're going to be either crushed
Read Anxiety cat meme think its about me. Awkwardly laugh in public
someone reaches into their pocket 'Oh god don't shoot me!'
leave dorm to go to Cafeteria? Rather Starve.
hungry at home no order online option
Refresh Tumblr after several minutes
go on tinychat wait until someone else starts to broadcast
'There might be a crowd' God i hope no one touches me
Go to the bathroom worry everyone can tell you just peed
want to recaption meme everyone will think it's dumb
people at vending machine starve instead
Stranger in front of you pays for coffee don't drink it!       it's a trap!
who are you texting
Realise noone will like your anxiety cat meme freak out
mom brought home hot dogs she knows too much
Everything is Fine Start Panicking
See a cop at the store grocery shopping I'm going to jail
WANTS TO TALK TO SOMEONE ABOUT BEING WORRIED ALL THE TIME WORRIES ABOUT WORRYING THEM
Roommate's cat sleeps with me after months of indifference I must have cancer
See fly become supercat
After finishing the chemistry Exam
recieved text from connie spent 30 minutes obsessing on how to reply
You want to buy something but the only thing you have on you are fifteen $1 bills and some change  Continuously apologize to the cashier for holding up the nonexistent line and for ruining their day while you fumble over your money
sneeze in public everyone's secretly laughing at me
I can't even run away from all this I'll just get winded and have to sit down
Why are you so quiet? How am I supposed to answer that??
Says clever joke Everybody ignores you... jump out window
about to leave the house wait till neighbor goes inside
no! no! the red pills
Awkward PhD Keeps trying to schedule date too terrified to say 'not remotely interested'
Overanlyzing the reasons why i am overthinking things the loop is now complete
too anxious to ask for help with anxiety
Doesn't make meme afraid no one will give thumbs up
watches netflix with friend afraid they're judging your recently watched history
'Ring bell for service' Stand there awkwardly and hope someone else rings it
Waves 'Hi!' In the hallway Oh no. You didn't see me
You mean I have to ask? Oh my god.
never listen to feminist hip hop in public Would sound like regular misogynist shit to people
girlfriend is too tired to hang out oh god
'Have a nice weekend' It's monday
WHO IS IT?
afraid to fail quits
ORDER PIZZA ONLINE SO I DON'T HAVE TO TALK TO A STANGER OVER THE PHONE
make clapping motion don't actually clap
PEOPLE EVERYWHERE!
Failing Final exam will cause panic attack studying for Final exam causes panic attack
For this act
turn up music out of anger they're all judging my taste in music
DON't answer be called rude for the rest of your life
NEED TO BUY CONDOMS BUY A LOT OF unnecessary STUFF TO HIDE THEM
arrange to see best friend to talk about worsening anxiety having to cancel because too anxious to leave home
Get downvoted on reddit delete post
Doctor prescripts some sleeping pills too afraid of dying during sleep to take them
plug the charging cable into the socket when suddenly the whole house is without electricity
Store detective looks at you  Buy something you don't want to avoid suspicion
Group projects what did i do to deserve this hell?
Watches horror film Afraid to leave room to pee
reluctant to tell people you're on the internet afraid they'll think you're masturbating
NO ONE LIKES OR REBLOGS post after 10 minutes delete it
gets drunk two nights in a row 'oh god
SISTER ON SKYPE: TAKE A LOOK AT MY FRIEND  SHE'S BEEN NEXT TO ME
Need to get job asap too anxious about resume to send it off
Completed assignment It's crap
See Unfamiliar person walking in neighborhood guess I'm not sleeping tonight
listens to dubstep afraid of anybody finding out because they might judge
teacher introduces project and says you'll be presenting it when it's due dread the day for weeks
Tingling feeling in chest Heart attack
Breakdown? Breakdown? Breakdown? Breakdown? Breakdown?  Breakdown!?!?
Buy a movie and a cd at the same time cashier will think you're obsessed with the band member that's also in the movie
someone speaking in different lanuage they're talking about me
See something funny on tv dont laugh in case no one else does
Trying to draw a female characters body while someone is watching you They Think I'm a pervert
Someone links you to a video It must be a screamer
they said someone farted Everyone is thinking it was me
Coworker sends you a facebook friend request welp
feels as though someone is watching you scared shitless
have minor pain in chest heart attack
in bathroom when guests arrive at parents house stay there till they're gone
friend makes weird face they're imitating me
stress mode: on
facebook page loads slow they blocked you
go out somewhere Can't remember if closed garage or not
people laugh behind you oh god they're making fun of me
tRAFFIC LIGHTS TURNED OFF IN THE EVENING THEY'RE COMING !!!
Hey Lebron
expecting call from a number you don't know all day get the call: too afraid to pick up
small bump appears on random body part unknown disease
Thinks of random numbers typing password mind readers may be near by
NOTICE A STRING OF HAIR ON PANTS LEG WHILE IN PUBLIC PLACE 'OH GOD
Drops pencil on the floor in the middle of test too nervous to pick it up
tornado warning on other side of world we are all going to die
Cats always land on their feet... Or is that a rumour made by dogs?!
Text From Girlfriend: 'We need to talk...' Thinks we're breaking up and panics
SMells burning smell House is burning down!
arrive home and find front door open getting murdered today
tripped out when i became aware of myself in the mirror
Not sure I'm really awake Until I talk to you. Thanks.
Sees boys on campus omg we are going co-ed!!
Applied for Auxiliares de conversacion program waiting for placement
What has been seen can not be unseen
listening to headphones      at work belly rumbles.         did everyone hear?
Guy you like sends friend request  He likes me!?
Zombies Go On Diet? Oh
Has to Read aloud for class Counts the number of people and prereads own passage
pay a large sum of money into bank account staff think i'm a drug dealer
INVITATION TO A GAME ON FACEBOOK MOTHER OF GOD
Told a Black joke Did not see Tyrone behind me
Clog toilet at friend's party Act  like nothing happened
A FEW SECONDS OF SILENCE IN BEGINNING OF SONG I'VE GONE DEAF
think hard test is easy did they replace it?
I.T WITH BROWN
Waits in line 1 hour to meet famous person at local event Suddenly Realizes this involves speakinG
Contemplates generating a meme anxiety cat comes closest since completely stressed over indecisiveness
talk to a stranger don't look them in the eye
only guy friend in group of girls everyone thinks i'm gay
Sees mtv's teen mom as kitten
Get to front of lunch line forget what you wanted
VISITORS HAVE LEFT CAN FINALLY LEAVE BEDROOM
Get on almost full bus everybody's starring until you've found a seat
Too anxious to do homework because the professor will be mad if you don't do your homework
ANSWER A SUPER EASY QUESTION IN THE PHYSICS EXAM HAVE TO DO IT AGAIN 5 TIMES BEFORE I FEEL I GOT THE RIGHT ANSWER
excited for flip flop season don't wear them in fear that everyone will think your feet are gross
befriends group of girls must be the ugly friend
friend asks do you like this song lies and immediately says yes!
meme asks y u no select language doesn't know what i'm speaking
looks forward to writing first essay realises there are 4 different fail marks
Ass hurts when you wake up ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU WERE RAPED IN YOUR SLEEP
that awkward moment Nem Peniot En Episkopos Ava...
friend asks to go bikini shopping says ALLERGIC to ocean and pool water
rips off furniture tag sweet jesus what have i done?
Time to wish a happy new year to everyone oh god! why!?
make a mistake everyone thinks im an idiot
Fap  paranoid about fapping too much
friend shows you anxiety cat they know it's you
You have to give a presentation OH GOD NO
I have seen the end man no one was spared...not even the children
cute guy gives you his phone number 'he feels sorry for me.'
'I have a lot of presents for you' oh god why
car doesn't have tint oh no
never send a friend request on facebook never
Make eye contact with crush oh god they think i'm a creeper
Friend is one minute late ring to find out where they are
I Just Shit Myself
I i do not have the talent of conversing easily with people i have never met before
Arab men stand in front of the flight passengers; one is looking for something on his pocket Watches its nine lives passing before its eyes
'you're just saying that to get compliments' Everyone thinks I'm a liar and they hate me
TEACHER SAYS PROJECT HAS TO BE PRESENTED REFUSE TO TURN IN PROJECT
crush and his girlfriend both offline  they're having sex
bio test about to start need to shit
last one in the room at end of class must run away before professor notices or tries to talk to me or gives me weird looks or starts judging me or...
Sign name for ups package in print
opened internet explorer OHHH GOD!!!!!
Wifey posts a passive aggressive  status update on facebook everyone will think she's talking about me!
go to chatroulette SKIP EVERYONE
playing some cool music turns it down cos no one likes it
text guy you like
Family talking about other relative's bad breath order 50 dollars worth of special mouthwash in case your breath stinks too
doesnt buy anything from store try not to look like shoplifter
need to buy sex related item from the local store i don't mind being celibate
WATCH ZOMBIE MOVIES BUY GAS MASK
Writing birthday/christmas cards spend entire day deciding whether to use love or from
send stupid memes to gf break-up
get too much eye contact on the bus pretend you're sleeping
JAM PACKED SCHEDULE anxious about where to fit in time to be anxious
xmas eve with family hides in office trolling anxiety cat
got lunch date with cute girl at work call in sick
Get unexpected Present Is it like the one Hook gave to Peter pan!?
WRITE PAPERS.  DON'T HAND THEM IN. TOO AFRAID YOU'VE MISINTERPRETED EVERYTHING AND THE PROFESSOR WILL THINK YOU'RE STUPID
Relate to socially awkward penguin and anxiety cat Identity crisIs!
i Got put on ADHD meds to help me stay focused how can they help when I can't focus enough to remember to take them?!
Guy talks to you
jehovah's witness at the door spend 30 minutes pretending to be interested
Small pain in the groin omg
sign reads 'Ring bell twice for assistance' nevermind
GIRLFRIEND DOESN'T ANSWER THE PHONE MUST BE HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE
GIRLFRIEND DIDN'T ANSWER CALL MUST BE HAVING SEX WITH SOMEONE
no toilet paper in bathroom stall pull up pants
going grocery shopping alone  pepper spray in pocket just in case
check anxiety cat for your creation it's not here yet they must hate it
RElate to anxiety cat post To nervous to reblog
Site's down for 'issues' Hacked
wet sounding fart i've shat myself
Hear car door slam make sure its not the police
QUE xuxa?
Roommates acting different They're mad at you
Averaging 180s on PTS Probably got a 120
HOT PERSON'S NAME FLASHES ON CALLER ID JESUS PLEASE HELP
Not asleep just resting my eyes
car ahead keeps taking the same turns i need to take omg he must think im a creeper thats following him home
walk around at night with your mouth open so if someone tries to kidnap you and cover your mouth you bite them.
WALK PAST PEOPLE THAT SMELL GOOD THEY CAN SMELL ME
had dream about searching for water sign that apocolypse is near
Finish reading     The hunger games Check out all survival books in the library
driving in the rain people are judging me on how fast my wipers are going
in crowded public restroom Wait for stall so I don't have to stand next to someone at urinal
think someone is following you. walks fast. realize it is your shaddow. walks faster.
watch person pluck finger and toe hair instantly feel like caveman
heart palpitations after 3 espresso shots mystery disease
accidentally post a meme with a typo everyone knows it was me
NEIGHbour is mowing lawn can't go outside they'll see me
letter comes through post wears gasmaks
allow facebook to use webcam for video chat mark zuckerburg is constantly watching me
I love her so much Hope she doesn't get hit by a bus
neighbor wants me to wait with an elevator 'I was going to use stairs anyway'
dress in loud outfit feel the stares
CAN'T SLEEP THERE ARE MONSTERS ABOUT
Fake illness to avoid presenting in class Teacher asks why I was absent... THEY HATE ME NOW MY SCHOOL RECORDS ARE DOOMED
Teacher asks why I was absent on a presentation day THEY HATE ME NOW MY SCHOOL RECORDS ARE DOOMED
Major Exam tomorrow Unable to sleep
look at the losers in that line signing up for obamacare
expecting a phonecall paces back and forth with heart racing for three hours
OH SHIT NIGGA ROASTED
Drank strong coffee before road trip NO CRAPPER FOR 100 MILES
why doesn't anyone ask me out on a date? never leave home to meet anyone
i need to do this don't do it cuz you might screw up
oh god i don't know what to do smile and don't let them see i'm a wreck
yay! talked to a new person can't remember their name
want to date never go out to meet anyone
need to live my life and be my own person let everyone else speak & do things for me
It's been so long since i conducted the experiment I can barely remember anything
CRYSTAL METH IS A HELL OF A DRUG
&#163;3778.49!!! Fuck me!!
Is that a  Green light on a fire truck
WAYYY TO MUCH CATNIP
Just started masterbatiNg And your friend wlaks through the Door
seriously?!
neighbors having a get-to-know-you party why go?  i don't know anyone
At heller center and hear a noise accept the fact that a ghost is coming to kill me
Leer manual? Que putas es eso?
holy shit invisible moving stuff
Lay in bed at night
Pissed that apex driving school is full and i'm on the wait list i get called that i'm off the list
Doesnt recOgnize phone number Spends next 6 hours RESEARCHING number online.
Mase belike  Is Mahki around
your boss calls a mass meeting everyone's getting fired
Avatar's Apperance is insulted Panic about Real life Appereances
Arrive first to a social outing  worry that you got the time
sore throat better get ready for chemotherapy
REPAIRMAN IS COMING BY SITS IN CAR UNTIL HE LEAVES
walking in the wrong direction keep walking
make important phone call after 3 hours of freaking out and crying voicemail
SOCIAL ANXIETY MEDS wILL MAKE ME MORE TALKATIVE AND i'LL SAY STUPID THINGS AND THEY'LL ALL LAUGH AT ME
sees flattering image in the mirror returns feeling ugly
just heard a strange noise come from a room THAT I JUST LEFT...   did i mention the room's dark
expecting delivery of stupidly expensive guitar from america reloads fedex tracker page every 30 seconds like a meth head
read meme about bleeding while having period worried all day that people will see blood on shorts
No! Oh my god! snow! Let's leave our car in the road and walk!
Ma scuzi... ai o matza?!
not sure if side effect of meds or i'm going to die
i forgot to look in the mirror when i left home sure i have something on my face
Anxiety is ruining my life but Meds might make it worse
voicemail. hooray! Wait... I didn't plan for this! what do i say!?
joulu tulee pakko n&#228;hd&#228; sukulaisia
5 BTC clearing in 3 hours spamming coinbase support to expedite process
have to make a call to save your life goodbye cruel world
sees a cop on the road oh god
This one time I made espresso with Kill Cliff instead of water and… I made it half way to the gym before I realized I forgot my car.
today is thursday do i take the reds or the blues?
el verdadero creador de luylli  es deybith
just got asked out
has to silent burp go to the bathroom during class to do it
torents closed I will pay for everything
post got 1 downvote? it will probably get much more
not the red one! this is tuesday
INCORRECT EMAIL OR PASSWORD WHEN LOGGING IN AT WORK 'MAYBE THEY FIRED ME'
SUBMIT CONFESSION ON FAN BLOG  COMMENTS.
!Te Veolooo!! Mamehh Sepzi!
Realise there is no more toilet paper in the bathroom stall you chose Decide not to ask anyone for toilet paper
mierda para que m saque la carne d la mesa  el perro tiene la culpa
Theist plays the dead mom card. Nobody wants to reply .
Think about someone in the room in a really weirdly sexual scenario and she glancess at me Oh my god what if she can read minds.
get to work did i lock the back door?
Finally land your dream job! Quit after one day.
Favourite band's new album comes out scared to listen to it in case you don't like it
co-worker invites you to dinner with her family must find new job immediately
GALACTIC WAR ON SEVERAL FRONTS MUST DROP EVERYTHING TO RESCUE BOYFRIEND FROM HOSPITAL
Fit person asks you on a date.. scared it might be awkward
replied to all just made a huge fool of myself
Religion should bring peace of mind God's judging me
Welcome team leader applications close in 8 days? better apply now
PHONE RINGS IT WOULD BE RUDE TO HANG UP SO LET IT RING
HAVING SLEEPOVER TOO SCARED TO SLEEP
LOng time no see friend reaches out why remember?
Walk down a street alone Try to Memorize face of every person who passes so you can describe to sketch artist
panics over tornado siren REMEMBERS ITS TEST DAY
that moment when... ur cat is in the room
plays minecraft flinches every time he hears ambience
yoga teacher adjusts your pose
watch game of thrones feel like ned stark
'your teacher called me' oh gosh 
gets his school lunch thinks about how he'll have to find people to sit with
'c'mon
See unfamilar person walking in neighborhood Guess I'm not sleeping tonight
Scared of Losing More Scared of Winning
'I GOT YOU SOMETHING FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY!' NOPE
not sure if i whispered to the right person
'surprise!' **dies**
WHat's that? the wind
finally work up courage to talk to crush first and only time he's missed a day of school
submit a lot of memes anonymously never follow because then they'll know your tumblr and hate you forever for beign annoying
fells as though someones watching you scared shitless
Blogger that you know and talk to gets anon hate They think its me
Going to the theater to see a new movie Panic attack because you're late and have to search for a seat
sOMEONE IS STEALING MY SHITS FROM LITTER TRAY. iLLUMINATI?
radio competition that could get you out of debt have to talk on radio. sell shoes instead
looked at rota 12-8
Hanging with friends
FEMALE FRIENDS GET ONTO MY LAPTOP PRAY I'VE DELETED MY INTERNET HISTORY
Sees people having a conversation they're talking about me!
Farts during Situp test laughs and acts like it wasn't me
Goes to lunchroom orders sandwich with friends on diet
College next year doesnt apply in fear of rejection
pLEASE PUT YOUR PANTS ON
left me all alone again Shred all the things
Dafuq!!
has unprotected sex gets tested for hiv 15x
LET GIRLFRIEND ON COMPUTER NOTICE POPUP WINDOW FROM LAST NIGHT
WHY I GET SATURDAY SCHOOL
Cute girl smiles at me Oh god i'm gonna get married
NETWORK GOES DOWN CANT HAS CHEEZBURGER
a pig is a peperity peperity poo WTF... DID I JUST SAY?
Rides with friend on a practice driving test Oh god their gonna ask me to drive next!
Wife posts passive agressive status update on facebook Everyone thinks she's talking about me!
Is that what i look like in houndstooth?
ma  io cm lingua metto eng anche se scrivo in ita sono una persona orrible
Bear Grylls walks off ledge VOMITS
homework requires going outside its not that important anyway
Someone Says 'Whats Up?!?!' Reply with 'Not Much' and walk away
Wear trousers in the sun Feel peoples disgust
weird guy on a bus starin Must be a suicide bomber. My stop.
HAVE TO CALL TO MAKE PLANS THAT'S OKAY I DON'T HAVE TO GO
realize friends birthday is tomorrow FREAK OUT
I take the 'THE' out of psychotherapist
this is the best background you could come up with?
This is.. burger king what would you like to order
this is a very unfitting background!
MW3? THIS IS DLC for $70!
Just try that 'Occupy Wall Street' shit in SPARTA!
f*@k SPARTA  THIS IS SUMMER CAMP
Walmart Always low prices
Sparta! No
Fus ro... Oops
this is patrick
this is your birthday!!!
Taking a shit this is farta!!!
PATA PATA PATA PON!
shit im pregnant
this is bullshit!
STOP INVITING ME  TO PLAY FB GAMES!!!
If i'm not allowed to put 'watching brazzers' as my fb status then girls shouldn't be allowed 'reading 50 shades' either
THIS IS...... (LOADING)
welcome to k-martaaaa!
NO FRIES ON  THE DOLLAR MENU?!
Mortal kombat!
Got 99 problems But a persian aint one
This is............ PROM NIGHT!!!!
magic johnson gave me aids
I WANT COOKIEEEEEEE
rhetorical question? shut up and listen to my answers
Not killing Is so gay
Crappy furniture this is ikea
THIS...... IS...... FACEBOOOOK!!!!!!!!
I dont always yell but when i do i make sure i look badass
Christmas? THIS! IS! NOVEMBER!
I am Hungry
7.7k hours this is madness
where is my Rubber ducky!!!!
I JUST FARTED!!!!!!
tacos!? sure
THIS IS!!!! A text message.
Honey just shut up and bring me a beer
Wikipedia!? this is... encartaaaa
THIS IS ridiculOUs
dude
happy  birthday!!!!!!
Shouting says you care
i'm screaming for no reason
this is... a 92 civic!
This is shouting!
whoa!!! thats a great price!
i said dressing on the side!
THIS Is narnia
WHat do you mean There's no more weed?!?!
Brakless?     This is west LONDON dear chap!
This is colorful!
THIS IS BOOBS!!!
madness? u mad bro
This is spar... do the harlem shake oh crap
THIS. IS.  AWKWARD!!!!
fuck your arguments I speak louder - I am right
assholes
Not In.. My house
I shit My pants
F YEAH!  I'M JACKED UP BECAUSE THAT HOME RUN WAS HIT SO FAR! THAT DUDE PROBABLY NEEDS TO BE CHECKED FOR STEROIDS.
MY SHOES DON'T FIT
I SAID FOCUS FIRE
jUSTIN BiEBER? nooooo!!!
THIS IS A MEME
hgfg
this is so much fun
This Is Illegal you know
im a mighty warrior not a meme
U want To say something?! This. Is. The LoC!!!!!
she has gum!!!
THIS IS BANANAS
Krusty krab? THIS! IS! PATRICK!!!!
uhyiu hiuhiuh
shut up!!!!!!!!!!
Gluteus Maximus!
PREPARE YOUR  ANUUUUUS!!!
GO to war my little ones
playing lol a tower half 100 hp
madness?!  This is fanta!
TODAY WE DINE AT FIVE GUYS
THIS IS... FREE!!!!
Madness? this is  RENTALS!
Madness? THis is  rental system!
THIS IS 16 x 9!!!
THIS IS 16 x 9!!!
My ass is on fire!
this! is! an old meme
THIS IS WENDY'S may i take your order sir?
tonight we dine at arbys
SPARAAAAAAAAANS! TONIGHT THIS MEmE DIES!
I hate this SHIT
HELLS KITCHEN HELLO? THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! I made reservations for 300 there earlier today.
RANDOM!!!
THIS IS BETA!
300 is.. a comic book
Play Devil may cry 'this is sparda !'
Spartans! Ready your breakfast and eat hearty... For tonight
WE WILL NEVer TIE TO INFRASTRUCTURE
There will be blood!
Auzi ? Ce auzi ? This is AUDITIE PLACUTAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!
MADNESS... this is CDRECORD!
workman... GO!!!!!!!!!!!
THis is maddnes no
do it... for sparta!
this is bull shit
FIVE HOURS ON OBAMAKARE WEBSITE AND STILL WAITING? SPARTANS
this is a.... very crap background
THIS IS the last month !
THERE ARE NO FAGGOTS IN SPARTA!
Your So Weak! Stop playing 'DOTA'
This is  Sirsyed House
Well I did't know that. PREORDER CANCELLED
vamos  alianza deportiva
Do not start talking during the emotional scenes of the movie
This is Proximity!
that was my kill !!
SULCUS  LIMITANS
we are going to destroy all the pyramids  keep your eyes warm
jogging dari sekolah ke rumah lebih cepet dari agan
My wife wants war!!! with love and glorrryyyyy!!!!
THIS IS SPA-- LOOK
this is systems integrations!!!!!!
This is  magic!
UPLOAD LAGI PIC TICKET CFC TOUR GIGIT  KANG!!!!!
espartanos... cual es su oficio??!! comer cereal
THIS IS SPARTA NOT DISNEYLAND
guess what? yer ma
today is...  sunday!!!
ED BALLS
how dare you  compare harry potter with     star plus
HOY TE BA&#209;O EN SANGRE ...MIEEERRDAAA!!
SOMAYY SPARTA!!!!!!!
driftar!! atras de todas as ibizas
this is RIX After he thought i stole his picture
this is me
going super saiyen moda fuker
MAMA TE HABLAN
I....Hate.... Genetics!!!
im from bonaire where the f you from??!
THIS IS MADNESS Y R THERE RAINBOWS HERE?!
Bring it on Korea
This is.... meteorrrrrr!!!!
Object Oriented Programming? THIS...IS...LUA!
Spartacus who? i am sparta you knob
FOR  SPARTA !!!!
Shaving with cartridge razor? This is madness!
F*@K SPARTA THIS IS MONDAY!!!!!!
anime is not cartoooooooooon
THIS IS A SCALE UP  SUBJECT (METHODS!!!!)
kasih tau  pertanyaan mu cepat!!
bs..? b.s !? this is b.s.x!!!
MY COOKIES
this is Mj's bithdayyyyyyyyyyyyyy
who took my last piece of chiken
i just came
SPARTA DON'T TOUCH MY IPAD
Nuclear Weapons Don't Kill People People with Nuclear Weapons do
CIvi!!
THIS IS RATHO!

YUUUISPARTA
SEXTAAAAA
I am so sexyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS   GAYYYYYYYYY !!!
This is…what are we talking about AmNesia
this is awesome
404 Not found? go back!
this is  pms!!!!!
MOM!!! Bring me some paper
mike and ike are seperated. this is spartaaaaa
He tried To dribble me  I broke his leg
this is! trolling!!!!!
GANNICUS U SO FINE BOY
TONIGHT WE SHOP IN HELL
what? you want to economicaly occupy greek people? this is sparta!
what? you want to economicaly eliminate greek people? think again
hahahahahhahaha lagerrrrrr
Is this the krusty krab? this..is..Sparta!!!
cross country  is the toughest sport
ALABAMA DIDN'T LOSE A&M CHEATED
my names not rick!
john  John  JOHN nobody likes you
This is  Tangle flags
this is  forest
I could eat scrabble tiles and shit better dialogue!
my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard
this is nothing compared to my regular work day
nesaplēs ģit?ras
WELCOME TO MY PROFILE
I SAID YOU ARE A FAGGOT!!!
this is upsetting!
HOW DARE YOU TURN THE WIFI OFF?!!
this is meme generator
LEBO PARENTS WHEN YOU FAIL AN EXAM
this is bad boy!
this is  stf!!!!
Tonight WE EaT PAsta
GET ME CHILI FRITOS!!!!!
what do you mean 47%!
BirthDay gese KHAWA KOI???
this is midnight madness! eat bugs win balls at ben siegel reptiles 10/5/12
wrangler jeans
I DON'T KNOW WHY  I'M ALWAYS SHOUTING
constipation makes me angry!
gay parade background? dafuq ıs wrong wıth u?
TODAY IS DANIEL CORREAL BIRTHDAY
THIS is Economics!!! *nerds out*
ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY FEEL MAN ENOUGH UNTIL HE HAS SNORTED CHICKEN SEASONING
jalle missar m&#229;l lackar som fan
this is sparta YOU DONT SAY?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
THIS IS 10WG
pingas everywhere? this is SPARTA
science!
This is skyrim
bring it on insanity wolf
WHEN I STUDY FOR A TEST IM LIKE I WILL FINISH THIS THEN WHEN DO IT I DONT KNOW HALF THE STUFF
This......is ap block
Tonight We dine in SONIC!
BATTLE CRY OR SHITTING IN METAL PANTS??
MADNESS THIS IS NIEEEEEEEEE
WHAT A NOOB TEAM!!
tonight
thıs ıs the only way that ı can become famous
WHO NEEDS BOYFRIEND when you have anime charecters
Is this the Krusty krab? no! this is patrick!
SPARTANS!!! BET YOU WISH YOU HAD OUR ACCENT...LOL
rol yvonne roll!
I LOVE MANDARIN
Annoying? this is sparta
THIS IS BEACHBALL!
THIS IS DAYTRIP TO THE BEACH!!
I'm better than  your mom
I cleansed my colon  in sparta!
THIS IS  FEMINISM!
AFTER THIS WEEKEND I HATE  LOONEY TOONS!!
THIS IS AN OVERUSED MEME
THIS IS PRADA
fap!
i love you lady gaa gaaaaaa!
you touched my drum set
ive been awake for 12 hours dudE  of course im gonna be maD
Brace yourself SPARTA!
THIS IS SAMSUNGGGGGG!!
nick will never work tuesday night!!!!
That moment...... when a guy spits out thru the window of a bus and it falls on you!!!
I WONDER WHAT'S FOR HOMEWORK!
There's no turkey!!!!!!
you didn't  like 300!
putaaaaaaaaaain!
This is adjectives
this is  colgate
Game will begin on my mark... GO GO GO GO
bing boy is scrumptious!!
my little pony!!!
NO THIS IS PATRICK!
This is TrollZ
this is my house are you going to pay the mortgage?!
no! THIS IS MASTER CHIEF!!!!
THIS IS ... PAATAAA!!!
this is partyyyyyy
shows kids  this is marta and... THIS IS SPARTA!
wow  thats a low price!!!
Wave 30? Use the air strike
this is chocolate!
stop smelling your own farts!!!!
joining the guy who said this is madness is more CONFORTABLE than living in this planet
We Will Claim Nothing!  We WILl ASK For NOTHING! WE WILL TAKE! WE WILL OCCUPY!
this is. wait wat is this
1 on with Goalie
This isn't Israel... This is P-a-l-e-s-t-i-n-e!!
definitely not laughing
I'M NOT ANGRY I'M JUST REALLY ALLERGIC TO PEOPLE TALKING SH*T
1 on 1 with GK
Can't Delete memes!!!!
THIS HAPPENS WHEN YOU SAY ANYTHING 'risk' in science
THIS IS  COLLEGE
this is . . medication time !
I'm going to name my child Sparta So when Somebody asks me who is that? THIS IS SPARTA
THIS is Skyrim!
seed your lawn! seed it!
THIS IS BULLSHIT
This is how i feel  when i see a guy around my girl
This is Awesome!!!!
this is a meme!
shark attack!!!
This is Stimilon!
This is A rainbow!
Its your birthday? beatdown!!!
this is a retarded meme
this is SP..  SPECTACULARUUU GOL DE RONALDINHO GAUCHO
this is skyrim!!!!!! err... sparta!!!
SPSS why do you hate me
What do you mean No refund?!
I'VE BUILD THE MOST COMPLICATED TRACKER EVER!
ahhhhhhhh Kelly Clarkson
ACEEEEUUU ACEEEEUU!! PENTAKIIIIIIIIILLL!!!!!!!!!!
this is  WhAT I LOOK LIKE WHEN I FLA'D YOUR MAM
MC6 COme at me bro
This isn't fun This is Sparta !!
si sihT !atrapS
This is  MARSHA!!!
THIS IS  SUMMER VACATION
90 degrees? Its a nice day
This is serverdev
This is spaaa!
Mom..This.is delicious
this is... u of m
this is nait newswatch
this is another disappointing year for the leafs
abimolll !!!!
This Is  Mexico!
..... Niggers!
THIS! IS!  Yoga!!!!
prepare you anuuuuuuuuus!!!
this is your Birthday
You ever go night night? everybody go night night!
uganda? this is... not americas problem
NO MAYO? THIS IS BULLSHIT!!!!
WHAT DO YOU STAND FOR?
Is This the krusty krab? This is sparta!!!!
this is a clever meme
this is what it means to be held
eat a gay fetus for jesus
makes sparta question himself in class makes sparta joke
GREEKS? THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAA NOO ARCHERSSSS!!!!!
2 spears for the whole of sparta? this is barter!
Columbia? THis is Flashpoint!!!
this is kansas
cazzo si sta formando un chilometro di coda all'ovovia
this meme is better shouted than read!
teacher says greece the class scrams  this.....is.....sparta!!!
Crappy furniture this is ikea
Madness? This is MEchanics exaaaaaam!!!!
this is...  Patrick!!!
This IS Texaaaaaaaas!!!
this is  patrick
I have Bandwidth!!!
POKE WAR
THIS IS... SOLE REAL!!!!!
IN ATLANTA? THIS IS MARTA!!!!
THIS IS PHOTOGRAPHY
even King Leonidas says... 'I would not pay 20grand for Mo's Car'
elius WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DECREASE VOLTAGE TO ZERO SPONTANEOUSLY?
I CANT MASTURBATE TO THIS
i just took a shit!!!!!! like a boss!!!!!!
hijo eh putaaaa yo no creo en nadieeeeeeeeee!!!
dont be mad bro take a shit
swallow.
MADNESS? THIS IS SPARTA!
MY MOUTH IS WIDE OPEN
too little talent to be a mime karaoke!
Have to make loud fart
must fart... This is farta
I pulled this face... Then the wind changed!
This is... not the manner in which you should conduct yourself
THIS IS the u.s.a.
LISTEN!!!!!
this is Клов?кий
I don`t want toolbars anymore
DIE BUGS DIE!
DISCOVERED NEW DUBSTEP YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!
hello this is sparta
dubstep? this is compton
have you tried unplugging the router?!??!!?!
I didn't order that  starter!!
u've charged me for a  staaarta
who. ate. all. the. pecan sandies?!
my posts deserve more!
ALL WEEK ALL YEAR TELL THE WORLD THAT WERE HERE
i        want  baaaaaacon
Today We Dine  @ Commons
kalkulus? have no fear!!!
NOW
BLACK MEN REFER TO WOMAN AS BITCHES BECAUSE THEY REFER EACH OTHER AS'DAWG'
Mr. Krabs and Sandy Cheeks Live in Bikini Bottom
kids born in 2000 are going to be teenagers this year
The sudden realization that it wasn't just a fart.
women's vaginas are called beavers because men have morning wood
every book you've ever read is just a different combination of 26 letters
FACEBOOK is like a pokedex for people
Nothing is written in stone because stone is not a language
MARY GAVE BIRTH TO JESUS
boobytrap backwards is partyboob
If the devil is really evil Why does he punish sinners
'carpe diem' in douche is... yolo
subaru is backwards u r a bus
oh my god pokemon can only talk by saying their name... because they were named after the sound they make
the marks on the bottom of a candy bar are from the conveyor belt it was made on
Every friday is black friday if you're black
Mike Rowe IS THE WHITE MORGAN FREEMAN
mummies are egyptian zombies
When someone says 'UMM' thats their brain buffering
If everyone who complained about the republican and democratic candidates voted third party A third party candidate would actually WIN
U.S Presidents and statesmen are on every piece of currency so will barack obama be on the foodstamp card?
sierra mist and mountain dew mean the same thing
we exist so that the universe can know itself
Cause of the alphabet There can only be 26 mib's
Maybe superbowl power outage was an elaborate ad for star trek into darkness
white people used the n-word before it was cool.
Santa Claus Is a way for parents to control their kids by blackmailing them.
PEOPLE CHOSE TO ABBREVIATE YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE BECAUSE THEY COULDN'T ABBREVIATE SEIZE THE DAY
My Birthday is exactly 9 months from my parents anniversary
Making No Decision IS A Decision
If someone bombed the Westboro baptist church would they picket their own funerals?
Guy Behind me Just grabbed my ass
twinkle twinkle and the alphabeth song have the same melody
matter is energy condensed to a slow vibration. we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively there is no such thing as death
Good Nights don't always mean good mornings
'fake and gay' as an acronym is fag
No end-of-the-world prediction has ever come true
The light in the refrigorator is the childrens version of schroedingers cat
in 2001:space odyssey if you take the name 'hal' and shift each letter forward by one
A Cat has 9 lives so she can afford to be killed by curiosity
The slowpoke meme is just an excuse to make reposts
Racecar spelled backwards is  racecar
Wait a Sec I know exactly where sesame street is
I think i've learned more from the internet Than i ever did in school
was it a car or a cat i saw? is the only logical english sentence that is spelled correctly both ways.
Football is the favorite sport in the usa because even fat kids can play it
shouldn't white chocolate  just be vanilla?
My favourite vegetable is a fruit
The word 'cent' is short for 'percent'
Wait... if i'm still a virgin.. WHY IS SHE PREGNANT
the brain named its self
If you split the word 'manslaughter' into two words you get Mans Laughter
Superheroes are the greek gods of today
Flo Rida's New song 'Whistle' Is about getting a blow job
women are witches they can lift things without touching them
The word 'Weird' Is weird.
year 2020  it will be 420 for the whole month of april
pi is 3.14 3.14 backwards looks like pie
There is a highway to hell and a stairway to heaven
my right arm is missing
hershey's kisses are just big chocolate chips
what if hedgehogs get run over because they're trying to be like sonic
Samus is just a female iron man
i have a test due at midnight
marissa is spelled backwards ass i ram
pikachu always called ash 'pika pi'
Racecar backwards Is still racecar
hope & change was just a commercial?
Half-life
When you're born  you're crying from your death in past life
when we put TRACKERS on sea creatures we're the aliens
There are no wild bellsprouts in bellsprout tower
We are all time travelers traveling at the speed of normal
santa`s elves Are the sweat shop workers in china
eddie mcdowd never completed his 100 good deeds
WHAT IF THE GUYS SELLING THE FAKE SECURITY CAMERAS ARE JUST MAKING A LIST OF HOUSES TO ROB
Was the fastest sperm can't get out of bed
yolo you obviously love oreos
a year seemed so much longer when i was 10 because it was 10% of my entire life
Something without holes is whole
street art is the city's tattoo
Hamlet  is the same story as the lion king
Breakfast is when you take a break  From fasTing through the night beFore
philosoraptor is for dumb people who just realized something normal
So that's what A finger up the ass feels like.
Learn a new word start hearing it everywhere
Boobytrap backwards is partyboob
America's Funniest Home videos was the original youtube
We got 1 deserter for 5 Taliban Commanders?
There are hundreds of CAPTIONED PICTURES OF ME on the internet
What if the government shut down because they wanted to play BF4 beta too
Uploading and downloading is like having sex with strangers the anti virus programs are just the condoms
Maybe the Stormtroopers keep missing because they hate their jobs.
EX PENSIVE MEANS WITHOUT THOUGHT
the missing part in apple's log is a byte
Parents have children make cookies for santa So they can eat them
wait
I just remembered I have a myspace account
hot wheels is the opposite of cold feet
The Pokemon Storage System was the first cloud storage
Urgent need to pee when near your home the last of our teritorial animal behaviour
Prince Harry is basically stuffing pictures of his grandmother in strippers' g-strings
THe sounds of nature are just the calls of a bunch of animals who are desperatly trying to get laid.
kgb files prove joe mccarthy was right that's why they vilified him!
Everyone in my gmail 'promotions' tab just wants my money
This is my face when I understood the anwser  while doing the test
does this mean that ash and his friends had pokemon for dinner?
The wife doesn't like when i grow a beard because other women find it attractive.
My parents always want to sleep in on Christmas Morning Because they were up in the middle of the night putting out presents
Clouds are water vapor that has condensed out of solution and formed a precipitate that's why they call rain precipitation
IF MEDICAL MARIJUANA IS LEGALIZED my insurance will cover my weed
Going south below the Equator Means it gets colder
IF the day you were born is your first birthday If you're 29 are you actually 30?
freshman 15 isn't from college cafeteria food it's from weed and alcohol munchies
Minecraft Is just Legos for Grownups
We're all npcs in other people's lives
ANDROID NAMES SOFTWARE AFTER ICE CREAMS BECAUSES ROBOTS ARE COLD AND HAVE NO FEELINGS
the fundamental structure of all things is a spirograph???
it never said that humpty dumpty was ever an egg!
He is called Ash Ketchum Because he wants to catch 'em all
What if suarez bet on himself to bite someone
tom Hanks... T. Hanks thanks
If Everybody was kung-fu fighting... That means i can kung-fu fight too
that cow i 'milked' this morning was actually a bull
liking some food is just our body telling us that it's good for us
SO GLAD JADES SPENDING THE NIGHT IN WITH HER FRIENDS WAIT
pizza restaruant employees can draw amazing things on pizza boxes Because they're all art students who cant get other jobs
what if everyone is getting stoned today because it's hitler's birthday?
All these'perfect timing photos' Are snapshots of filming or photoshop
Super Mario land
TEA AND SOUP ARE BASICALLY THE SAME THING
Smart phones are The swiss army knife of the 21st century
Target is like Walmart for Democrats
the #cutforbieber Prank was an attempt to make Beliebers commit mass suicide
Samuel L. JACKSON IN DJANGO UNCHAINED IS UNCLE RUCKUS FROM THE BOONDOCKS
luke skywalker is the jokers voice actor
if bart is el barto then homer is el homo
MARVIN THE MARTIAN WEARS A ROMAN UNIFORM BECAUSE MARS IS NAMED AFTER A ROMAN GOD
When we lower prices consumers actually buy more of our product
Palestinians are like  The native Americans oF the Middle East
that was totally not a fart
dude i look like i am 7 ft tall
the exclamation 'Jeez!' is an abbreviation for Jesus!
not wearing pants people around dont care D8
pizza
if i pretend to be blind does that make me illegally blind?
Warehouse 13 is just xiaolin showdown for grownups
Watched ghost stories Realized 90% is explaiNed by sleep paralysis
boy bands only top the charts because teenage girls haven't discovered the pirate bay
ToRonto  Is in canada?
I can't Feel my Face                                       But I can feel your ass
reddit is solely based on outside links everything is a repost
Martin in TES oblivion is Sean Bean
What if everything on ancient aliens is true
what if our parents aren't computer Illiterate They pretend so we let our guard down
If you’re in Vancouver you may already be familiar with the portraiture of Pamela Masik.Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Inspired by the women who have famously gone missing from Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
HOLY SHIT Mesuggah plays 4/4
cherries are strawberry flavored grapes
that wasn't extacy!  it was viagra
I  survived the Apocalypse..... or am i in hell??
Those witty responses to test questions are not written by the students
PROFESSORS HAVE MANDATORY ATTENDANCE SO THEY DON'T HAVE TO ACCEPT THAT STUDENTS CAN LEARN  EVERYTHING WITHOUT THEIR HELP
The sudden realization when your wallet goes missing
The logo of the Firefox is a lesser panda
Facebook is just Pokdex for humans
enemies are called goombas because super mario is italian
Wait Jameson isnt good at league
Technically anything a women says can end with 'That's what she said'! Profound
That gangnam style korean guy is making fun of A place called gangnam in that dance song
soup in portuguese is SOPA!
i dont always do memes but when i do
do russians think we write funny?
The fallout Series is life as we would know it if conservatives got what they wanted
isn't every sample of water we drink as old as the earth itself?
Whoa Bro... I Can't Believe It Took me this long to finally see zeitgeist.
What if jessie's girl is my sharona
The hokey pokey REALLY IS what its all about
Wait a minute Meg from Family guy is Mila Kunis?
What if bosh is waiting for lebron to decide but lebron is waiting for bosh to decide
If roads are built with fuel taxes Bikers really don't own the roads
we feel lonelıness ın a world 7 bıllıon people lıve
Most of my male friends have had less than 20 sex-partners in their life
catching a ditto is like catching 'em all because ditto is everything
Fun?              It Does Exist
IF THE SECOND OUTKAST SHOW IS THE NIGHT BEFORE THE FIRST DOESN'T THAT MEAN THE FIRST IS NOW THE SECOND?
what if hitler already had the a-bomb but was actually afraid to use it?
U.S. CORPORATE MEDIA IS PSYOPS
THe word benelux is made from FIRst letters of Belgium
'Justin Bieber Music' is an oxymoron
The Principal in saved by the bell was named mr. 'Bell-Ding'
scream happy birthday when your wife gives birth
Shepherd Sheep-Herd
bible study is a book club with just one book
Green's theorem can be derived from stokes theorem
Pamela Masik with her portrait of Julie Young
Mac OS 10.9 Mavericks is named after Ubuntu 10.10 Maverick Meerkat Apple copied Linux
Manderin people dont speak orange?
If the moonlandings were faked how bitcoin will get there?
What if hitler Was Just trying to stop the illuminatI?
the krusty krab is shaped like a lobster trap
GTA 5 is called GTA 5 because GTA: San Andreas was the 5th GTA game on console
The institution realizes The masses are starting to think
suddenly realised that engineering guys have time                                                               to complain about not having time
Pamela Masik began painting portraits of the many women missing from the Downtown Eastside five years ago in a plight to draw attention to the tragic cases. Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  She has painted 69. ZOE GREAVES AMBER TROOCK
Lost & Found Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6  Pamela Masik’s quest to honour the missing women AMBER TROOCK ZOE GREAVES of the Downtown Eastside
Painter Pamela Masik may see her role as “bearing witness? to “honour? the murdered and Meme Generator bitstrips cispa ishant coulter 0-6 missing women of Vancouver’s Downtown Eastside
I JUST REALIZE THE KRUSTY KRAB IS A LOBSTER TRAP
Iphone is really eyephone  and siri backwards is iris...iphone is illumanati!
What if all the op's that haven't delivered changed their username and are secretly living among us
the nursery rhyme humpty dumpty never said he was an egg
Team Fortress 2 has hats!
phil hogan's 'putting people first' is about destroying rural ireland
Ice cube is to NWA as mustaine is to metallica
Finsbury park backwards is krapyrubsnif
IN ONLY ONE HUNDRED YEARS WILL BE DEAD 7 BILLIONS OF PEOPLE
Reality tv Isn't real
What if the Imgur staff posts the weird things at night             so that we know when to go to bed
The McRib is the food version of seasonal beers

jesus:  'He who is not with me is against me' OBI wan: 'only a sith deals in absolutes!'
Starbucks uses bitter espresso so people buy fancy drinks
ALL MY FRIENDS WERE BORN EXACTLY 9 MONTHS AFTER THEIR FATHER BIRTHDAY
We call iT Cent Because one cent is 1% of a dollar
in a mirror you see right eye on right side in a photo you see right eye on left side
ALl saints day is veteran's day for the church
It's 4:00pm And a monday?
The heart from Dishonored Was the heart of the empress
What if god put the anti-homosexual passages in the bible as a test to see if we'd ignore them and stick up for our fellow man?
Undercover brother is real CHICK-FIL-A & ROMNEY 'THE MAN' TEAM UP TO DEFEAT A BLACK PRESIDENT WITH MIND CONTROL CHICKEN.
Grape nuts are neither grapes nor nuts
it's already monday
If links on Reddit are to other sites that means some people leave
gotye has other good songs
Nicky MinAj Is a woman?
that awkward moment when you realize yuor fart just became shit
ifnivi weds nay does prathi call her bhabi or didi?
Christianity  is just a giant book club
bibidi: babidi's father and boo's creator like the cinderella song
Redditors won't upvote if they think it's funny they upvote if it's popular or relevant to them
black people call girls bitches because they refer to each other as 'dawg'
THE PEOPLE NEXT TO ME are making out
The phrase 'Building Character
Po is a black Panda and master shifu is a red panda
another an other
guys get punched in the balls and  girls get fisted
wait! Han Solo didn't shoot first!
did i just get friendzoned...
Oh crap... I graduate This year and i've never done meaningful work in my life
swag is for boys class is for men
A one wheeled bike isn't a unicycle  It's just a broken bike...
what if venus's runaway greenhouse atmosphere was caused by venusian climate deniers?
The moment you realize... that you're not getting box lunch again
What if the HNIC @oaf Was really a hot skip skap?
Fedora ımages are the rotten tomatoes of the ınternet
western Europeans think that Eastern European women look manly
Whoa!!!!......... I wasn't ready!!
The greatest songs on earth doesn't have 1080p resolution on youtube
half life 3 confirmed is the new arrow to the knee
Time traveling in Animal Crossing  is just like using the remote from 'Click' through life.
patrick is clueless because he lives under a rock
If VaccineS cause Autism Then why haven't i seen any autistic dogs?
AHA! .. YUN PALA YUNG GAMIT NG KOTSE
it was only two scoops bro.. its real strong shit though
everyone is paying attention to the #worldcup and I'm over here like they f**king simulated time travel with photons last week!
Newman from Seinfeld Nearly destroyed Jurassic Park
Brock wants to become the worlds greatest breeder Tries to hook up with every girl he meets
when you comment on a status And GET IGNORED!
she dont love you  anymore
that guy is a complete fraud
Barry white is not barry
Jack Sparrow and Hector Barbossa are zombies
the dubs guy is batman
uh oh... i had beans for dinner?
ALIENS REALLY EXIST AND THEY LIVE WITH US
We are no longer  Youth of the Nation
Did i forget to construct something? Is that a zerg rush?
not enough energy to generate meme you must construct additional pylons!
IF MOM IS A SUPPLY DEPOT
wha? I'm this close to a girl?
What if I met my soulmate Using a throwaway account?
The guy who invented the toilet didn't want to deal with someone's crap
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALISE THAT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS KISSING YOUR BESTFRIEND
Jesus is everywhere at once? Wow I am quitting religion
kamen rider w's belt has the shape of a 'w' when activated
reddit gold is just the aging hipster's upvote
students be like 'It really is too late to pass at this point.
likes! ye kia hota hai???

it's not matlab i hate it's what i do with it
what if metallica and dave mustain got back together metalligadeth??????
kamen rider w's belt is shaped like a w
In episode 8 of the yogpod they mention both simple simon and simon the pieman
What if the reason i love elsa so much is because she looks like an animated jenny from Gossip Girl
Thought I might leave her She got pregnant again
what was in angies powerade?!
Maybe it wasnt moyes that was the problem But these clueless players instead
The league of extraordinary gentilman is the first avengers movie
canadians look so Nice Because you're a bunch of Asses
masochists are actually sadists...to themselves
Instead of spending on advertising to get customers We could just make our same product cost less and they'd appreciate us even more
hitchy balls ? i should post on fb that i want to scratch them..
The headlights on the p1 are the same shape as the mclaren logo
Wullie Looks Astonished !! 'Look at the chips oan that'
fantasy football is magic: The Gathering for jocks
WHAT IF RUSSIA R THE GOOD ONES AND WE R THE BAD ONES?
what if men with girlfriends tell everyone about ''all women being crazy'' and ''relationships being horrible'' so they can keep all women for themselves.
Silly putty is chewing gum for your hands
its not bad its just 2d
that moment when you realize lecrea says he doesn't need molly or mary to party but marry was jesus's moms name
Reposters are the internet equalvalent of cover bands
Burnig wood  releases stored solar power
wait i agreed to what?
I am  an overly attached girlfriend
Good always wins Because history is written by the winners
2000 likes? j&#225; est&#225;!
roll up the rim is during lent because tim hortons doesn't want me to give up coffee for lent
this bloke has heterochromia iridum.
linken.co is named linken because you're saving links
Everything in the universe is made out of waves that's how silver surfer rolls
holy shit! my first time around girls
da hell............ my girl friend is kissing that faggot
Walk into work Realize its sunday
Valentines day when the singles are the only ones online
don't put ur finger there put your finger there!
i don't get..... oh wait.....oh shit!!!
the problem between atheists and Christians is That neither one knows the others opinion and most don't know the own opinion
shouldn't the white house be named the black house?
basement ba-semen-t
pana la majoratul dianei e majoratul lui deni
a dawid co poszedł spać ?
the 'AC' in AC Slater is because he was so 'cool'
The universe... is a 3d printer
EVERY FRUIT LOOP TASTES THE SAME
heroin is not just for breakfast 
Gauntlet Launcher Doesn't Say once per turn
January is basically the monday of the year
The more free time humans will gain because of science The more they will spend their 'empty lives' in the warm embrace of religion
wait a sec -  it's a salad burrito?!
gifs are photos of the future
kidney stones are like constipation but for your front side
The 'B' in 'Plan B' Stands for 'Beer'
Mlp makes more sense when you're high
Postsecret is reddit for dummies
Shimmer fans are all ring rats
Dr. Who is a trill
victorious is just the teen titans in high school
EARTH IS LIKE  A REAL LIFE SKYBLOCK
Vitamins Are vital minerals
Zelda's perfect balance of puzzles
POPCORN IS A VEGETABLE
Suddenly realizes  only sober one at the party
Gunnits Actually Hate the 1st amendment
the moment you realize that nobody cares it's just their job
that moment when you realize that luis mendoza is benjamin franklin rodriguez
the great pyramids was god drawing his first triangles? i used to draw mountains too!
WHAT IF SEPA IS JUST A TRICK TO FORCE SHOPS TO OFFER CREDIT CARDS
i just realize we lost two brians in a month brian griffin & brian o'connor
when you hear the opening beat to Back that ass up
hairspray is the 80's generation's grease
i've got the best ar's in the company
Berlyn is alex wright but in a suckly gimmick
A HOE Is a female rake
کل پیپر ?ے اور تو اب بتا ر?ا ?ے
Facebook's share button is just like retweeting
The NSA is the rl-Abstergo they want order by control
If hitler wouldnt have lived i probably wouldnt live either
Jallu ja Kaviaari Jalmari
niggas be like WHO THE FUCK R U PEOPLE
Jeff jarrett from WWf Is Jimmy from Ed edd n eddy all grown up
DH stands for both                      Dental Hygiene and Diana Herrera
. . . . . . .
Tabs on the side of cling wrap to hold the roll in place. Duh
What if we had a subreddit for every subreddit so we could avoid whatever thing was popular that week
That awkward moment You realize you prefer sucking boners to licking clit
13 IS AN UNLUCKY NUMBER BECAUSE IT IS A COMBINATION OF THE HOLY NUMBER 7 AND THE NUMBER OF THE BEAST 6
Vines Are just gifs with sound
a cold glass is like a spiderweb for water vapor
My name  is an anagram for Denial
if iCloud ever goes down most of my schoolwork is gone
Prilichat si mnogo moje da sa sestri
CNN made the Evil Plotting Racoon meme so they could make a story of how unreliable reddit and social media is
the avatar's 'bending' are types of Martial arts
SWEDEN'S FLAG IS BLUE AND YELLOW BECAUSE MOST SWEDES ARE BLONDE WITH BLUE EYES
HAGRID IS THE STEVE IRWIN OF HOGWARTS
according to the c-14 method  Homo-sapiens are the beginning of the end.
I find people like me on imgur Because if they're not like me
I spend all day on video games pretending to be people who don't spend all day on video games
Facebook es la version moderna de 'que todo mexico se entere'
OMG Osu... Is shit.
There exists a combination of zeros and ones that would be a video file of me banging hot chicks
Maybe I'm constantly targeted with singles ads because of how much i masterbate
What if God is an artist like Deidara and the Big Bang was the ultimate piece of Art
when u find out that ur phone was not in ur pocket
WAit a second fl isn't removed yet
some call it beaver because they are bigger and wet
Sudden realization That ithaca bakery is out of almond crescents!
The UK is banning pornography So the media can't catch the new Prince watching porn when he is older.
What if this day every year... Your mom's vagina has nightmares
WHAT IF THE US SOLDIERS ARE THE TERRORISTS
jesus is on my pack of zig zags
JKL Shortcuts works on facebook too
Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear
parce que mira
when you name someone captain obvious you become one yourself
If gays get to marry They'll start adopting unwanted kids
when you dont masturbate you are friendzoning yourself
the spanish word 'ojo' actually pictures two eyes and a nose
What if the supermoon is just Superman's butt?
bilbo baggins in the hobbit and john watson in sherlock are played by the same guy
was that a cowbell?
''OH SHIT!'' I FORGOT MY CONDOMS
It's called contact lensens because in contrast to regular glasses
DOMA was passed the same day SB5 was nixed? The Government wants us to have butt sex.
NETA Pablo es negro?
the chainsaw was first invented to widen the pelvis during child birth
TURNS OFF XBOX  FORGOT TO SAVE GAME IN FALLOUT
what if the pharmacist really does need 20 min to fill my rx?
government's warrantless lurking of my personal page in an online community violates the third amendment of the bill of rights
Bethesda games auto save so much because they crash so often
what happens if you take the red pill and the blue pill?
TALKING TO SOMEONE IN A DREAM IS like HAVING A CHAT WITH YOUR subconscious
Microsoft put shitty features on the xbox one to make their windows 8 flop increase sales
Sodas are called 'soft drinks' Because they don't contain alcohol...
i FORGOT MY TAMPONS AT HOME
What if  life on earth came from mars originally
dennis nedry dennis nerdy
kids born in 1992 are now gonna be drunk adults
the superman's logo is a s in a diamond shape because almost nothing can scratch him
the superman's logo is a s in a diamond shape because almost nothing can scratch him
oh my god i never made a memegenerator.com account
Dennis dahl has a girlfriend And i don't
EN LA DISCO UNA NENA PRECIOSA LA REACCION DE UNO
Captain Jack harkness is really the face of boe
holy shit! that blue pill i stole from my dad
Duck faces Are so girls can look like they are giving oral sex SUBLIMINALLY
The nintendo wii is a revamped power glove
Reddit is imgur's more organized older brother
farts are just a turd pleading for help
FTW is WTF Backwards
Women tell you every detail about their day So you know they're not cheating on you
louisiana is only the state that shapes like the letter it begins with
WE have birthday parties  to celebrate that we survived another year
plastic surgery is just photoshop in real life
Twinkle twinkle little star and the alphabet song Are the same song!
KHAL DROGO MIGHT HAVE BEEN BASED ON  gENGHIS kHAN
that moment when you realise chicago is only playing with 7 players - and winning
When banks ask for Your references They just want people you care about to bug you for your money
the math captcha is actually a way to justify teaching us math in school for those who said we'll never have to use it
how can there be 2 of 1 existing god
RUSSIANS LAUGH XAXA BECAUSE X IT'S ACTUALLY HA
Mulch is tree cannibalism because dead branches feed live trees
Knock knock jokes Were pre-Internet memes
Der Sorge sagt KEiNER STEIGT AUF!
Powerline from the Goofy Movie Is Michael Jackson
ball ıtches are sperms fıghtıng you for fappıng too much
Alex jones is an infomercial?
earth day is celebrated 2 days after 420 because of all the trees that were burned
What if safe guy didn't deliver because he knew he would get famous if he didn't
how do you say goodbye to hello kitty?
Snopes.com is filled with lies!
this is lifesaver candy where is my condom
The matrix is about ai that becomes self aware
white people are called crackers because in slave times they would crack a whip
If mit engineers can buIld robots They can also make bOmbs
Spring Jam this weekend but snow is still on the ground
did i just leave my keys in my car in my locked house
if seedless grapes dont have seeds then where do they come from
il gioco della gru era solo una tattica per convincermi a toccarle il seno
il gioco della gru era solo una tattica per convincermi a toccarle il seno
il gioco della gru era solo una tattica per convincermi a toccarle il seno
If someone confesses to the boston terrorist bombings on reddit one of us is a terrorist
woah I need to pass the VA/US sol
Lint traps are the belly buttons of the dryer
Texas Manure Plant Blew up Filling a Federal order of Economic Data
OH SHit! I didn't finish Ms Kas HOMEWORK!
There are zillion’s papers about organometal complex. can't find one
The sudden realization the girl to my right is belching...
iF YOU PUT FLO RIDA TOGETHER IT SPELLS FLORIDA
'it's opposite day' is a paradox
where will you be when the laxatives kick in?
If a word is misspelled in the dictionary How will we ever know?
Making time for something just means postponing other stuff
What dogs don't lick us to kiss us and they are really tasting our faces
everyone who post on 9gag is just forever alone and looking for sombody to like him
bordeaux and bourgogne has different bottles
RED EQUALS ARE THE NEW #KONY2012
I'm on  the fail tier
I'm on the fail tier
Hipsters are the new emo
whoa.... ADVENTURE TIME WITH FINN AND JAKE is based on  the video for 'It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)' by r.e.m.
SHELVE ONE THEY SAID IT WON'T BURN THEY SAID
pizza delivery draw awesome drawings because artists dont get work anywhere else
A fraction Is just an unfinished division
Vatican City.... Is less densely populated than Singapore and Monaco!!
I've never bothered listening to the lyrics before but that's exactly what happened to me
if all you had were fossils you'd never know elephants had trunks
The animals in journey aren't carpets They are traditional japanese cloth kites
KITT from knight rider and Mr.feeny from boy meets world are played by the same person
Taking a photo Is like doing a screen grab of real life
You can buy Bath Salts At the CONVENIENCE store?
You cant smoke Bath salts from the CONVENIENCE store?
jesus was  the first zombie
The avatar is a metaphore and we all have the power to bring balance to the world
Donald Duck comics were banned from Finland  because he doesn't wear pants
'Tale-spin' got it's name from Being a 'spin' off of 'Duck Tales'
The hard sign in '?ъе?ть' is pointless
the moment you realise tim tebow is still a jet
flavored condoms is like chapstick for your girl during sex
memes are the internet's version of inside jokes
voltorb is the only muslim pokemon
Peace prize prez drone-kills us kids
'Meanwhile in hungary' is the new 'meanwhile in russia'
We are all cyber pirates
Ground Control coilovers... MUST BE parts from the actual ironman
People make scumbag brain posts Because they don't want to assume how awkward they are
People make scumbag brain posts Because they don't want to assume how awkward they are
kERRIGAN IS THE STARCRAFT EQUIVALENT OF iLLIDAN
Blowing smoke is  nicer way to say bull shit
The first episode of a television series is called the pilot  BECAUSE IT'S THE FIRST TO AIR.
Mike Ross from suits is actually jeff winger from community when they find out he cheated on his lsats
AND IF I ROTATE AN 'o' It STILL AN 'o'
dang girl!
What we call chinese food Chinese people just call food
Bees aren't trying to kill with their stings they're trying to cure aids!
Gay men can fancy all actors in their Pornos But I have to close my eyes when a man face appears
THE OPPOSIT OF WARM-up IS COOLDOWN
so this goat is actually a sheep?
overly manly man is just the same as chuck norris jokes
The wife from 'taken' Was xenia onatopp from goldeneye
'said NO ONE EVER' IS THE NEW PARALLEL UNIVERSE
The brain has named itself!
All those emails were going to spam
wait a minute you can like your own meme
'Taken' is 'Bond' for americans
I don't Miss the 90's I Miss being a child
I just realised that teachers are just people who want power
I just realised that teachers are just people who want power
If christians wrote the bible in 300 ad does that mean were wrong about god
Churchs are necessary to correct all these people that would kill for fun if not told otherwise
Whoa you can't live off $2.13 an hour!!?
Storm troopers miss every shot because jedi use the force to curb their accuracy
Booleans can be true
The reason world hunger is decreasing is because people are dying from hunger
YOUNGLIFE IS TONIGHT?!?
Saurons ring is a horcrux
the day you get your salary is called payday because you get to pay most of it on that day
brian from the breakfast club is bad luck brian
RELIGIOUS PEOPLE ARE REALLY THE UNIVERSE IN DENIAL
The cats allover the internet just got replaced by ducks.
Wait
wait a minute a year ago
Justin Bieber wouldn't be as famous withot all the hate online
TREYARCH IS ANOTHER NAME FOR  THE THREE POINT LINE
Maybe they are all smart and you're the stupid one
Pokemon is short for pocket monsters
maybe west june just said a bunch of random arguments and we're so dumb that we believe it
when jaycians realizes that tomorrow is last day to submit assignment
Holy shit League of legends is boring
POK&#201;MON comes from the union of pocket and monster
Overheads don't have service codes?
Each of the legendary birds' names includes one of the first three spanish numbers
THE ROLLING STONES and rammstein has the same meaning
dj says raise your hands IMMEDIATELY looks around for goku
yOU'RE TELLING ME IF i DON'T CALL PEOPLE NAMES... tHEY'LL HELP ME WITH MY IDEAS?
Partied from monday to sunday night wait there's homewerk?
The four elements represent the four states of matter
Celebrities are called stars Because they are far away from humans
All beverages in skyrim are alcoholic the dragons and the magic must be drunken hallucinations?
Some people actually have a life? omfg!
The Pope is married to god So Can't have children Natural Selection
WHat if placebos work because sugar pills are good for you
Box is a slang term for Women's genitalia Because men's are referred to as Family Jewels
WAIT!!! SWAG WON'T GET ME A JOB
maybe chris dorners plan all along was to make a mockery of the lapd and mainstream media
Amhai could have religious duties to donate a percent of his income to charity
michael jackson was an oreo
rassapi
valentine's day and venereal disease have the same first letters
Strawberry protein shakes are like real life health potions
you can write the same thing for both philosoraptor as conspiracy keanu and it'll still be funny
Russia is the  canada of europe
Reads Matt 25 Realises sola fide is untrue
videos are  gifs with sound
What if Oxygen makes our voice really deep....  And Helium just brings it back to normal??
two storms merge in an unholy union over the east coast which state just legalized gay marriage?
TUMBLR IS LIKE IMGUR FOR GIRLS
shart!
Women actually go together to the toilets Because their periods are synced
Commenting on a comedian's facebook shares is the same as heckling
metallica is a heavy metal band thats why they're called metallica
hiive can be spelled without HIV
they want our guns so we're defenseless against the alien invaders
Basketball Teams  always pass to a good player at the end of the game so when they get fouled they make their free throws
the milky way and mars were not named after the candy bars!
now I'm wondering who did let the dogs out
OMG EVENTS ARE COLLECTIONS
yo man tell ur girl to get off madude
The chicken was crossing the road to kill itself
Cowboy boots are just high heels for dudes
FINDING NEMO IS JUST A CHILD'S VERSION OF TAKEN!
I just lost all my fg how am i going to explain my Gf?
Niggas be like.. know where i can get some molly?
Babies sleep in   cribs So they can't eat our faces in the night
babies live sleep in cribs so they can't eat our faces in the night
space sherlock spock
Falling in Reverse Is Gnillaf
mark Kelly ... Holy f@cking sh!t
is that a finger up my ass?
Think about this: You are 7.2 miles above earth
It's like
Your first birthday is really your second....
OMG I forgot the Diploma
Pl&#246;tzliche klarheit der speicher der mi-maschine ist nur wortadressierbar
cantaloupes can't elope
voldemort is french for flight of death
Maybe internet explorer is so slow because nobody chose 'send error report'
Cas diary should be called cas diarrhea Because we all write shit into it
the woman that lost all that belly fat is from everyOne's hometown
Breakfast is called breakfast Because you break your fast
atlantis was actually just a vacation resort
If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it does it make a sound?
Jim buss  is the new donald sterling?!
Are you telling me conky is making sense?
evreyone in the room isnt a virgin but you
S'all Good Man Saul Goodman
HER LAST NAME IS SWIFT BECAUSE ALL OF HER RELATIONSHIPS ARE SWIFT
the woman that has an amazing weight loss secret is from everyone's home town
singers in 'metal' bands scream cause non of them can sing
Continents are like  oceans for fish
calculus is the psychology of mathematics
water is a drug and dehydration is water withdrawal
Reddit gold is a place for for us to SECLUDE ourselves from a site that SECLUDES us already
i've just ralized that my friend gettin a GF before me
People are assholes because they treat others like shti
wtf... 2 shens?
Yolo is like carpe diem for hipsters
Football Is just a modern version of slavery
Charlie Sheen
Why I am? < Why she Not?
Lannister from lancaster
Has now 72 478 chatmessages what if it stops at 100 000
I need to find a woman to reproduce
I need to find a woman to reproduce
Arby's sells roastbeef That's why their name sounds like R.b.
That or he's... selling it himself
when girls calls you cute they actually mean harmless
That awkward moment when you realize that the 'why u no' posts have dissappeared
KIDS BORN IN 2000 WILL BE TEENAGERS THIS YEAR
Each character is a different extreme of human consciousness
9GAG's new hidden feature was made to cover up the tracks of madeyoulol and whatdawhat...
In the future we will all be senior gamers
Frankenstein was the first walking dead ever
whats LOD?
just realized 'youtube' means: Y out u be ?
TERING Goeie fissa
Forrest gump IS The movie adaptation Of pong
stainless steel steel but not magnetic
superheroes Are todays greek gods
Nuts are edible wood
what if 'when you're here
holy shit that hooker was a man...
It's Called a store Because they store stuff
'some men just want to watch the world burn' burns down entire forest to catch a Thief
THE OLYMPICS ARE DOG SHOWS    WITH PEOPLE
elvis presley impersonator never came forward
THE INTERNET FIND SNAPE'S LOVE STORY stunning BECAUSE MOST OF THEM ARE FRIENDZONED
cheaper brands of things  are reposts of the better brands
2013 is 0123 last one was 1432
The word 'nothing' is made of the words 'no' and 'thing'
Everything in /r/cringepics Is cyber bullying
Oh my god im a meme
OMG Im a meme
what if Clothes wear humans?
dems some tig o bitties
Pecan Pie Is really a giant butter tart.
Black and Yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow black and yellow wait we are all suburban kids.
faggot person shooters are actually virtual simulators ?!
Someone named ralph made a meme about me
you are together with your crush to get her
leftist parties take in tons of non-western immigrants and maintain a pro-islamic stance so that they will have more voters
whaaaat! so thats what jigglypuffs mean!!!
Movie theatres don’t let you bring in outside food because each theatre makes more money selling snacks
mushrooms are miniature tables
i hate my best friend  because he's kissing my gf right next to me
pets are called pets because we pet them
nsit mamse7tch l'historique!
Jesus christ I'm lonely
OR MAYBE WHen he blinks coincides with when I blink
Frozone from incredibles  looks like obama and has a wife called michelle !!!
my mother encouraged me she never does that
Fixing the 1% Still leaves 99% of the problem
Troll face is actually a bad luck brian
That isn't a hand...
i smell morgan freeman
Fckfans are singing :O the team must have scored 2 seconds ago
stitch got high on coconut cake and coffee !
I touched a girl ugh.. dont think thats a girl
WHE YOU SUDDENLY REALISE  YOU HAVEN'T GONE A DAY WITHOUT POKING PAIGE
hey wait just one minute that girl is kissing my dude!!!
Norad Tracking Santa Is just a way for kids to learn about countries
shaco anagram of chaos
Fear of school is called Didaskaleinophobia
the sudden realization that 21st dec is over
if mikey p has a son named mikey
where will you be when your diarrhea comes back?
IF EVERYTHING IS OPPOSITE IN OPPOSITE WORLD IT WOULD BE EXACTLY AS OUR WORLD
WHAT IF SWEET BROWN'S MIDDLE NAME WAS GEORGIA?
wtf is ftw backwards
omg i just realized! what if all the teachers had guns?
What is water is everybody's drugs because we drink it everyday
so those weren't shaving marks
49% of people are dumber than your average person
wait a minute... chickens don't have nipples!
wait a minute... chickens don't have nipples!
POPPED A MOLLY IM SWEATIN WOO!
Wellfare disease mainly affects those on wellfare program
WINDOWS XP means WINDOWS EXpERIENCE
Gandalf saying 'Fly you fools' is hinting to take the eagles to mordor
oh my god my attempts to earn an ingress invite have sucked
BLAKE SHEVLIN IS  AWESOME
We are both aliens of the Universe And citizens of the Universe
sudden realization... the knicks still have to win in the playoffs
What if eggman and walruses are the same thing?
oh excrement! fiscal cliff!
The singer of the gorillaz is also the singer of blur
The Walking Dead Is not on tonight
I have become the female version of ingar gleditsch
That goddess on facebook is my girlfriend
Sooo im not the only one imagining the skateboarder outside the car?
BUT WHAT IF BREAKFAST SOUNDS LIKE IT TASTES
Long Arm of the law is a referance to longarms
Thought i farted Just shit my pants
I like you Because you're almost as awesome as I am
Jersey shore ends forever an hour before the world
It's FRiday! That means there are less than 3 days until Monday!
wonka's oompa loompas are like santa's elves but with candy
GEORDI AND DATA WERE THE ORIGINAL TROY AND ABED
The World is supposed to end on December 21
why am i here?
wait i was stoned?
i forgot to wipe
jis compliments knows everything about everybody
The Union Jack Is the English and the scottish flag put together
Beanie Babies don't retain their value? SHIT!
JORDIE AND DATA WERE THE ORIGINAL TROY AND ABED
WHEN I FAP FAP I LOSE PROTEIN
business is like busy-ness
That moment when you realize that Vegito Is half dead
When the twins blink at mcqueen in the begining of 'cars'. They were flashing him.
what if that is us at the party?? but the party hasn't happened yet!
Thats my ass
i don't notice quiet vegans
so you're telling me Catholics made the bible???
if taylor swift and taylor lautner got married they’d both be taylor lautner
A Bug's Life Was a parody of Seven Samurai
gregory house is the medical reincanation of sherlock holmes
Hindu people are the mexicans of asia
MANAGERS ARE ALLOWED TO TALK NOW?
that boobs have no silicone?!
meester bart is bedacht door freshcotton
seung Min doesn't go out with me because she doesn't like me
excited for their date GF breaks up w/ him
holy shit dude are these people next to me making out?
Everyone born in sepTember Are accidents from new years
MUNITY WASTE OF TIME
IT's called adobe lightroom because digital photo's don't need a dark-room to develop
every friday for a black guy is black friday
kelly must be some next witch if she made pey break his fist and go crazy and turn corbin gay
Ikea is just Legos for Adults
Smarthphones have revolutionised the way we take a shit
The puppet Master... Is Alchohol
There are few male ponies in canterlot and ponyville because celestia pressed them all into the military. That's why all of the royal guards are male!
If you gave all the money in the world to one single guy He would still be poor
theres a website to make your own memes?
black holes are zombie stars
enters own name as new email address it's taken
anime  IS JUST JAPANESE LOVE STORYS
War is natural selection by the rich and fat against the poor and physically fit
what if we were actually destroying the planet and we brought hurricane sandy and all other natural disasters on ourselves
9gag is called 9gag because there use to be 9 posts on each page
in Skyfall song are the lines between M & 007
darth vader's luke's father
That moment when you realize your mum is sucking off the dj
i  read it  on reddit
We call it cent Because one cent is 1% of a dollar
?? ?ין ביטוח שנותן יותר למה יש ביטוח שעולה יותר?
Sawsbuck's autumn form Looks like Antonio vivaldi
sean bean is technically mr. bean
'You're one in a million' MEANS there are over 7000 others like you
Darth vader is luke's father
Hostess is just saying they're not making twinkies anymore Just so everyone buys a lifetime supply
if hostess is shutting down there will be no twinkies after the apocolypse
Restaurants take long to bring food so that you finish your drink and order another
we don't feel the earth spin under us because we're really close satelites
If everyone in the walking dead is infected animals that they kill for food should turn instantly.
MAYBE IF I LOOK LIKE AOIFE HE'L STOP CRYING
don't stop me now from queen is a sex song
the first star wars was actually the fourth star wars
whooot this no locomia concert
SWAG!!! SECRETLY WE ARE GAY
i left my laptop open
the world ends on 21/12/2012 that is the day after 20/12/2012
ASPERGILLUS NIGER IS CALLED ASPERGILLUS NIGER BECAUSE IT IS BLACK IN COLOUR
drove my date to the club makes out with another guy
What if gangnam style was a giant rain dance And we created Sandy ourselves???
IT'S NOT YOUR EYEs THAT YOU CLOSE it's your eyelids
What if studying is just procrastinating procrastination
EVeryone who is hoping for a zombie apocalypse will actually be sad because there will be no internet
The Day of the triffids was an agricultural revolution
needs to be at home at 11 pm Its 5 am
cauliflower IS JUST Albino broccoli
peter wood is tuba peter
don't dance while wearing a buttplug
WHAT IF  TED IS NOT THEIR DAD?
Favorites all of casey's depressing tweets realizes they are actually long lost twins living exponentially shittier lives by the day... simultaneously
What if STUDYING IS REALLY JUST PROCRASTINATING PROCRASTINATION
What if 'boobytrap' actually means Underaged girl with big boobs
Soldiers Kill Murders Dexter IS a Metaphor
REALIZES THE VOICE OF SONIC THE HEDGEHOG is steve urkel
that awkward look in my face... if my virgin friend had more luck than i
the garment 'pullover' comes from 'pull over'
It was his soul! the suitcase had Marcellus' soul!
old people hate profanity because they got tired of hearing it all the time at some point
Congress is the opposite of Progess
HouseROCKER Is not to rock a House Its to rock to House Music
disney buying Lucasfilm means that Leia is now a disney princess
Kanga and roo make kangaroo
Stillborn means baby that does not move
am i gay?
nothing on reddit is actually Safe for work
uh oh... just shit my britches!!!!
Hatikva is i'm a little teapot in a minor key
blues comes from feeling blue
what if the hurricane didn't knock out her power she just wanted to get you into a hotel room
If nayan weds nivi does prathi call her didi or bhabi?
WHEN YOU CLAP YOU HIGH-FIVE YOURSELF FOR SOMETHING SOMEONE ELSE HAS DONE
that sudden moment you realize your fart isn't just a fart
had my ass groped and liked it realised a man did it... am i gay?
NOWHERE is  NOW&HERE
every day starts and ends in bed
'distinction between past
Breakfast isn't arbitrarily named You're literally
you tellin me a redemption center isn't a church?
Finding Nemo  and 101 dalmations have the same storyline
ash never payed misty for her bike because it costs 1000000
bob loblaw's bro-in-law narrarates arrested development
EVERY SOCIETY HAS CONFORMERS AND REJECTORS.  CONFORMERS PROGRESS THE SYSTEM; REJECTORS POPULATE IT.
Bible condemns repetitious prayers - Matthew 6:7
Alcohol  is Yeasts` Urine and Shit
is hypericonomy a meme?
At Hotel California They say they have no wine
National Geographic is like playboy for tribes
Weatherunderground.COM THERE IS NO WEATHER UNDERGROUND!
It's called Missing e because it fills in the gaps of tumbler
Start microwave
In a parallel universe Al Gore won the election in 2000
The lights on electronic devices in standby-mode only shine that annoyingly bright so you turn them off at night to save energy
TEENS ARE ACTUALLY CALLED TEENS BECAUSE OF THE WORD TEEN IN THIRTEEN
white people in USA are immigrants but act like they're not
courtney love killed kurt cobain
the Gangnam Style People... just copied LMFAO's 'Wiggle'
holy crap a fight between viewtiful joe and captain falcon would be epic
People give you birthday gifts so you'll forget you have one less year to live
Button on top of iphone Wow it shuts the screen off
all of the nfl are college drop outs
in parallel universe we not born
laughing after a drumroll is a pavliovian response
fun. has more music than just the some nights cd?
Child Molesters become catholic priest because they were never tempted to have sex with adults
snl wouldn't exist WITHOUT REPUBLICANS
''shit'' left scooby in the mystery machine
mOST republicans are also christians Because they have a hard time detecting bullshit
just came pants has no erection
just came pants has no erection
just came pants has no erection
just came pants has no erection
Continents Are Just big islands
WAIT A MINUTE... I'M AT A ONE DIRECTION CONCERT?
chart music sucks because people who love chart music are too stupid to use torrents
MY NAME IS RALPH
NADINE IS MY GIRLFRIEND I'VE GOT A GIRLFRIEND
Dr. who is james bond for geeks
A dime a dozen means 10 out of 12
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT  THE OVENS ON
THE MATCH ATTAX THIS SEASON IS F*CKED UP
male pilots are in cockpits. so
Entrance is a verb BECAUSE  an entrance is supposed to captivate you
it's called ziploc for 'zip' and 'lock'
WE HAVE TO PAY FOR SO MUCH STUFF  VERY VERY SOON
Finds 'faith aLONE' IN THE BIBLE rEALIZES 'NOT bY' IS IN FRONT OF IT
If lemonade is made of lemons Is gatorade made of gators
Foodporn is Just.... Instagram
Old people who drink and smoke are really young people who could have lived to 150.
DUDE
Datslok is kolstad spelled backwards
THE REASON YOUR BAG CAN HOLD A BIKE
The Scarecrow
they say laughing is contagious but also the best medicine?
THE MOMENT YOU REALIZE THAT BEING A COMPUTER PROGRAMMER MEANS YOU'RE NOT A SCIENTIST.
Barca scored 3 goals MESSI DIDNT SCORE??
omg i just  shitted my pants
ARTURO'S LAST NAME... IS NOT HIS LAST NAME!
THIS ISN'T  THE GAY BAR!
REDDIT MEANS 'READ IT' and that's why everyone gets annoyed with RE-POSTS; because they've reddit
NEW AND IMPROVED? HOW CAN IT BE IMPROVED IF ITS NEW?
a quesadilla is just a mexican grilled cheese
Used scripture to argue against catholics Realized the catholic church approved the canon of scriptures
The Scarecrow
Did you know? earth and venus almost have the same size.
THAT MOMENT  WHEN YOU FART AND SHIT ALMOST COMES OUT
since i flunked english class i should really quit trying to use the joseph Ducreux meme
shabbiriv makes memes to try to sound funny
WHAT IF A WET DREAM IS ACTUALLY A GHOST GIVING YOU A HAND JOB
Pokemon Stands for Pocket Monsters
bibbidi created majin buu and had a son named bobbidi holy shit! bibbidi-bobbidi-buu!
Priority peter is doing their homework to get laid
Baby-carrots Are made of normal caroots
Instagram Makes up for crappy iphone camera
Says that the bible is the pillar and foundation of the truth reads 1 tim3:15
what if byron always goes ham in practice because he's well rested since he's home-schooled?
IS THAT... HAYDEN'S NOSE I CAN SEE?
AM CONNOR A WEAR A NAPPY
but who triages the jira jiras?!
Steve Huffman Looks just like bad luck Brian
The moment you realise that Brad from How I met your mother also acts as stripper in magic mike
Emoting causes wrinkles Which is why Keanu doesn't seem to age
4GB of ram is 34359738368 bits
Captain America hates Ironman Because Hydra's version killed his best friend
The professors of pokemon are all trees
i RECEIVED lemons from life
ALBUTEREX JUST KICKED IN BRO
the two people and the end of 'we are juggernaut' is coheed and cambria
Ali baba's cave Sesame Street
AC means alternating current
OOPS. I crapped my pants.
THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND AND MY BROTHER!
elvis! what are you doing here bro?
I don't know how but dandido won't die
I've never seen a dead person until I went on reddit
rednecks and black people dislike each other because they don't want to share the fat white chicks
yo dawg and inception  is the same thing.
There's a couple making out right beside me
on tv tonight
They never wanted me to lift the Soap
playing scrabble is just FREE-STYLING a crossword puzzle
Spinning Hard Drives? i dont know what that means
OMG i blocked that chick on facebook
omg i blocked that chick on facebook and now i'm going to die
SHIT IS THAT A COCKROACH!?
The expendables 2 was a metal slug movie
God gathered all the waters together and called them the seas (maria). He gathered all his graces and called them Mary (Maria).
those pills i ate werent sweet tarts
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE  THAT THE SMOKE COLIN CAMPBELL ROLLED YOU..WASN'T A SMOKE AT ALL
Will.i.am is actualy william
Girls date douches because they're dirty
willy wonka said in a british accent is dirty.
Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
Just heard about Neil Armstrong walking on the moon
Work in tech support first world problem solver
ACCIDENTALLY MISLAYING MY WALLET IS THE SAME AS LOSING IT
dog is god spelled backwards
But what if God actually is a pot-smoking rhesus monkey with a ginger Afro who likes to wear red velvet curtains?
PICKING UP  IN DA CLUB
pLay yung stash now!!!
squirtle IS AN ACRONIM OF squirrel and turtle
Italic format tilts the letters as the pisa tower in italy
Maybe gods and angels are just the world's admins
what if we don't have Genies
That moment when shit gets real!
holy shit those were the droids i was looking for
The Sudden Realization You Sharted
THERE IS NO SPOON
Il nome e l'aggettivo nel titolo dei meme iniziano con la stessa lettera
RAYMOND TERRACE WHERE THE KIDS ARE HIGH  AND THE GRADES ARE LOW
INSTALLED HOVER ZOOM EXTENSION IN CHROME NEVER HAVE TO CLICK AN IMAGE LINK ON REDDIT AGAIN
ARE POKEMON NAMED AFTER WHAT THEY SAY  OR DO THEY SAY THEIR OWN NAMES
RHYS HAMILTON AT THE CLUB
THE MOMENT YOU REALISED YOU LEFT YOUR KEYS AT HOME
slender man is a white enderman
java sucks why don't we use grails?
Deodorant is called Deodrant  Because it de-odours you...
suddenly realized long looks like leeper
university facebook pages are used for nothing but selling shit
...Wait... Did that jar just break?!
maybe we should grind  in the parking lot
OMG I LEFT MY HOUSE UNLOCKED
who doing sex on the scene... It's my girlfriend ?
I was never Funny
An ah ha moment That's why there's mostly women at indigo girls concerts!
Now that rvp has left arsenal does that mean arsenal has left arsenal?
The sudden realization of a sudden realization
Attends going back to college party Realizes ncc doesn't start for another month
but... ZIONISTS TRICKED US!
Sees 3rd Rock from the Sun  Earth is 3rd rock
'Mr mojo risin' is an anagram of 'Jim Morrison'
Two's Company Three's a crowd Just means
w8 a minute they're real ?
if not a brainstorming party where i am ?
there are drunkards
the sudden realisation that i've wasted the last 6 years of my life
the sudden realisation that the nice man at the bar wasn't putting aspirin in my drink
if when someone smokes with you its called smoking you out then when someone eats edibles with you its called eating you out
sudden realization han shot first
Bathsalts are not meant for clubbing
Raisins are dried grapes
The matrix trilogy wasn't a three-part documemtary
NOISIΛ upside down spells vision
holy crap there were 4 of the same delorean in 1955
liam is short for william
The name liam is short for william
ive always wanted a cat
new classes don't need 10 mil mounts they have op movement skills
the neverending story actually ends
the goggles app was created solely as a cheat for the 'logos quiz' app
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU REALIZE YOU LOST YOUR PHONE
oh shit i lost my phone
OMFG I just got a boner
If it is only possible to change matter
red/read  slay/sleigH war/wore
you don't always have to double drop
@gay club 'so thats what they use GARBLES for'
oh my god! Disco is dead!
vlad the impaler avenged armenians by massacring turks Centuries before turks committed the armenian genocide
Alucard is dracula spelled Backwards
The olympics is lol in real life.
powerade means power-aid
Tom Verlaine... T.V. Television!?
Hold on... Ur sayin that red and blue makes purple?
no shit sherlock
@dubstep rave Reevaluates life
I'm supposed to be studying for my midterm! But This party is too awesome though!
Its called a cockpit because most pilots are men
bitches started wearing torn up jeans to seem like they worked for their money
WHEN I'm ON GCHAT PEOPLE CAN IM ME
instant messaging is instant
LEWIS TO HAVE A GREAT STRATEGY AND A SWEET PITSTOP?
if something is bologna its fake because bologna is a fake meat
HOW THE HELL DID EVERYONE REMEMBER EACH OTHER'S B-DAY BEFORE FACEBOOK?
Dr. zoidberg is an ood with the external brain removed
wait a sec batman and bruce wayne are the same person
Annoying childhood friend is scumbag steve as a child
the girl on the bottom is going to eat the text
What if Britain made the diamond jubilee celebrations boring on purpose so the world would lower their expectations for the olympics opening ceremony?
PASTOR COULD START A RACE AND NOT CRASH INTO ANYONE?
What is dead may never die Is Westeros'  YOLO
Tying Mass Murder to Video Games Is Like Tying Heroine Addiction to Pot
If you can see the hinges of a door then you have to pull to open it
OH SHIT I didnt log out of facebook when i left my dorm
Maybe that teacher we employed wasnt qualified
have hands on girls waist while dancing ...What do I DO NOW?!
hannah montanna and miley stewart  are the same person
it's called luggage because it gets lugged
reddit's search feature is intentionally terrible because they know that without reposts there would be stagnant periods of time with no new content
no way...rick dixon is here?
fox news news for omnivorous mammals belonging to the Canidae family
python and ruby developers are assholes.
Indiana Jones is han solo
I made my self a wookie steak but it was too cheewie.
White armor in the forest? No wonder the ewoks got us
Best in training school Killed by a bunch of midget sized bears
Those were the droids i was looking for
Cloned after the best warrior in the GALAXY STILL CAN'T SHOOT STRAIGHT.
Why Luke Why my family was on that deathstar
'these are not the droids you are looking for'
i can't believe they made me shoot  bambi Damn you disney...
why do i have to wear all this armor if i die with just one shot?
'stop right there Rebel Scum' They didn't stop
what should I do My head itches
we all look and sound the same so who am i?
Gave up drinking for lent Woke up next morning hungover in a stormtrooper costume
first time in internet get rick rolled
PROPERTY of disney
Hands in 2 weeks notice first one killed in episode IV
all this armor so useless
Death star blows up left iphone behind
first day on the job hit my head on the damn door!
WhEN THEY BLEW UP THE DEATH STAR IT WAS BRING YOUR KIDS TO WORK DAY
Took a sick day rebels killed the emperor
i thought wearing stormtrooper armour would help overcome boredom in college it didn't
watched the movie couldnt point myself out
forgot to close vent death star gets destroyed
there were hot babes on Alderaan
hit my head on the door arch now i have a headache
joined the dark side afraid of the dark
Buys brand new text books cANT SELL ANY OF THEM AFTER SEMESTER
found some droids wrong ones
Oh man... I farted in the suit again
storm trooper my ass can't see shit in the rain
Need one more class to graduate Waitlist: Full
I can't believe everyone laughed when I hit my head
watched lord of the rings wish i was in that world
That moment you get a boner when you hug a girl
We tried to disrupt their communications but they're calling it dubstep.
regrets those were the droids you were looking for
Darth said 'You're unique... Just like everyone else.'
why are there no women troopers valentines day on the deathstar
late for work gonna get force choked
Booked holiday to alderan Boss made me blow it up
MONDAY AGAIN
Buys apple Cant find droid he's looking for
didn't the asswipe that designed this 'armor' REALIZE that a laser will go right through plastic ?
I Should have listened to Dad And been a spartan
they gave us weapons they aren't even accurate
iraq ain't shit i was at endor
couldn't find droid i was looking for got iphone instead
i was tossed like a ragdoll by a little green man
Leave me alone! my friend was killed by teddy bears...
I forgot to back up all my computer files Before the Deathstar exploded
becomes math major EVery teacher is asian
marked down on grammar by tutor that barely speaks english
AND THE WORST PART IS I KNEW They were THE DROIDS WE WERE LOOKING FOR
Waiting for her to call... NO SIGNAL IN SPACE
Got the armour for hoth then posted on endor.
become an stormtrooper they said... It will be Fun they Said...
wears the toughest armor yet get killed by a bunch of midget bears with beating sticks
went for the star wars punch line missed
those were  the droids i was looking for...
dammit... my lunch was on the death star
Why Why couldn't we just shoot strait once?
what if... the empire doesn't care about me as a person?
i hit my head on a door its all over youtube
I Didn't mean to harm her i just slipped with the knife in my hand... 13 times
REGRET THOSE WERE THE DROIDS YOU WERE LOOKING FOR
I HAD FRIENDS ON THE DEATHSTAR
arranged first date in 2 years got stood up
I thought this armor was good only one shot is enough to kill us
wookieepedia is fun meets darth culator
My cookie business went bankrupt
Obi Wan had on hoodie I was scared
has highly-advanced armor. gets killed by a wooden spear.
Best trooper on hoth killed by a teddy bear on endor
gave study abroad students from naboo my number they never called
Life is really good If you have enough money
was responsible for constructing air duct shields forgot
Wear bulky armor Die with one blast
Supposed to be protecting the exhaust port today Too hung over...
'JOIN THE EMPIRE' THEY SAID FORECLOSED MORTGAGE ON TATOOINE
Survived every Rebel confrontation  Now works for Disney
IT'S HOW MANY STOPS TO KEW? FML
back on antidepressants feel more worthless than before
luke skywalker was right in front of me how'd i miss.... so... many... times....
redone in 3d?? Should have redone the script instead
wait for monday to copy homework from friends they didnt make it either.
enlists as emperor's royal guard assigned to tatooine
this dark empire is getting out of control I never should have voted for obama
ea put my game on hold to fix battlefield 4
Wrote essay added 'wikipedia' to bibliography
may the force be with you superbowl statuses are coming
Mitt Won? even the empire is sad
i never get to use a lightsaber
I CAN'T BELIEVE I GLUED MY HANDS TO MY HELMET AGAIN
couldn't get... ...the wilhelm scream right
just got beaten by barney in lasertag
went to fp with another trooper had to share the loot
That hole in the death star was my idea
the force  wasnt with me
She said she would call me maybe
now that he lost the debate i'll have to take all the bumper stickers off of the death star
mAYBE I SHOULD JOIN STAR FLEET AT LEAST YOU SEE THE RED SHIRTS FACES!
CHRIST WHAT A DAY.........
jack bauer killed 13
All of my content has been centered correctly but...Damn you IE!!
SHOT CHAD FOR THE THIRD TIME
BUT
walks in store to get new phone can't find the droid i was looking for
JOIN THE EMPIRE THEY SAID... YOU WILL BE HAPPY THEY SAID...
need to pee no zipper
plastic underpant plastic kneecap
damn it.... Those were the droids I was looking for
executor class dreadnought
buys a stabber doesn't fit MWD
i shouldn't said move along in tatooine i shouldn't
order 66
can't find my droids
i was tossed like a ragdoll by a little green man
Didn't get planetside 2 beta key yet hope i can trade auraxium for imperial credits
had all my money in the deathstar bank
Gets SLinky For Christmas No Stairs In Death Star
Switching from good to evil
errectile disfunction Has my trooper down
Goes to write an essay finds memes page
just cleaned my armour now that hairy wookie wears it
Spent all day in library Wrote 300 words of dissertation
Attacked two strong targets had to use companion
Solo'ed a heroic had to reload between fights
played for more than an hour had to reapply buffs
Left my Nokia on death  Star Still Works
just got back from phones4u those werent the droids we are looking for
working in the deathstar is a safe job they said
death star blew up currently unemployed
Girlfriend wants to play SWTOR On the Imperial side
I have to kill a group of enemies but mortarshells are on cooldown
how was my day at work? I should have just punched myself in the balls
that moment when you call customer support and someone answers with a thick russian accent
Thank god  kendrick lamar didn't mention me in his verse
tall enough to ride the roller coaster... ...too short to be a stormtrooper
I need feminism because I don't know how to occupy my time without constant nagging
Why'd I Leave ? Everything was so much better at Barney's apartment
i'm starting to think that disarming the entire galaxy was never meant for 'everybody's safety.'
i should have been boba fett
inspirational memes spiritual equivalent to typing
weapons ban 2013 doesn't include blasters...close call
GoOGLE gLASS iT BURNS
'WHAT HAPPENED AT WORK HONEY' 'I GOT FIRED BECAUSE I COULDN'T FIND A TRASH CAN AND A TIN MAN'
Couldn't Get Master Marksman Skill Capped
where  did it all go wrong...
I didn't board up that vent in the death star... i'm so stupid!
disney bought us there goes our reputation
Darth's dead
Why god  am i related to such a bum?
I SCHOULD HAVE JOINED THE GOOD GUYS THEY ALWAYS WIN...
just graduated storm trooper acadamy sold to disney. laid off.
Why?...Why?... why did i tell vader that  'yo momma' joke
That sensation when solo destroyed job
Just graduated clone training The rebels won
would have joined the rebels but the empire put me through school
Gambled on a fart... lost terribly
met a nice girl a clone of sister
finally gets day off work VADER CONFUSED HIM WITH ANOTHER TROOPER
arrow to the knee? Why didn't we think of that?
Why'd I have to bang my head? now i'm an internet sensation
The cupcakes were not ready
I have to shit  the zipper is broken
english major shouldve taken finite math pass/fail
why did there have to be rakghouls? i HATE rakghouls!
those WERE the droids I was looking for
I WAS ONCE THE SHIT TILL THEY MADE ME INTO A RANGED TANK
I've not found a seat in the library all year and now i've got two
Accuracy is useless 9% accuracy on gear
One-shotted mob with crit Didn't get to use Demolition round
one day from retirement rebels blew up deathstar
THis is not the question i was looking for
i had friends  on that deathstar
It's just.... they were not the driods i was looking for
darth vader just choked my best friend calling the suicide hotline
GAMBLING problems? 1-800-betsoff
Found a datacron it was willpower
inventory was full had to wait one whole minute for compainion to sell it
Fought a spacefight couldn't use mortarshells
Mortar Volley didn't crit enough had to autoattack to finish the last mob
finished area with no nearby taxi quicktravel was on cooldown
Level 40 Has 6 companions
All companions use aim Forced to vendor            non-aim gear
My class buff gives no DPS Can't crit 5k solo ;-(
tanked a fp did'nt get extra money for repairs
Can't Decide Do I want Surge or Power?
No smuggler in group Stuck at 45% crit
i said i wanted to join the white side black people beat me up
all my clones are sad they said 'because we are from new zealand moron' i dont understand
I found out about the Death Star Vulnerability When you did
Bella
join the dark side and get a free cookie they said six years still no cookie
dark side not a valid world cup team they said
DARK SIDE WATCHING WORLD CUP ILLEGAL THERE
cANT HIT ANYTHING
JUST DISCOVERED THEY ARE ALL CLONED FROM A BLIND AND DEAF GUY
did i really just get killed by a teddy bear
It was a sure thing
did a tattoo is terrible at tatooine
Why do i have to wait until summer  to watch our phineas and ferb crossover
No Upgrade Today! Really Sucks!!
thought i had a rough day ..until i had to tell my wife about my day
how can i succesfully hit on a girl if not even 300 of me cant hit a kid at close range
got orders from vader 'YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!'
I GAVE THEM ALL MY PYLONS THEY SAID you must construct additional pylons!
jOINED THE DARK SIDE THEY FORGOT TO GIVE ME COOKIE!
THE WORLD CUP TAKES 2 YEARS TO QUALIFY & IS HELD EVERY 4  WE JUST DREW SPAIN
no friends 
*sigh*
god damnit I let you down

found a nice new house to rent Internet is worse thAn shity old house
just waited 60 secs to respawn spawns then dies 2 secs later
disney coming i must sing 'arielle'
disney coming i must sing 'arielle'
no date for  valentines day Because I cant hit on anything
Vader find my lack of intelligence disturbing
Trained for years i lose to a teenager with a shiny sword
Explaining the solution for 20 minutes  doesn't Understand a thing
Phil Down having a bad day at work It worse than not being able to shoot straight.
It's a whole year until the next london marathon
49ers lost
I came here to stop the memes... now i am the memes
i can't wait until i can do nothing on a sunday without getting burned by my procastinating
darth vader believes in mcgregor's theory y i hate being evil
if i concentrate hard enough i can turn the tv over without the remote
He... made me watch him... ...force-choke... his chicken...
Spent so much on carpet cleaning
DAMN
i was training so long why im not good soldier
those WERE the droids we were looking for...
WHEN ADALEYDI  IS SAD ... I FAILED
Oxy Care # 1 in helping you go # 2
Furloughed Because the Imperial Congress didn't like the Emperor's healthcare plan
Death Star Just Blew Up Missed the Whole Thing
everybody out having funn!! while im at home like this!
that was the doomkitty i was looking for
They never do use black girls in photo sets when do
Sent to Hoth to fight Rebels. Given nothing but a white skirt to supplement armor.
forgot to reactivate forcefield for vent /facepalm
Lucas should have Stopped at 3
I blew up daRth vader's ship Darth vader is gonna kill me!!
WHY
Posted meme to r/advice animals for my cake day Didn't get any of the upvotes i was looking for
plastic underpant. plastic kneecap. it's over for me.
QUALITY WORK ISN'T MADE OVER NIGHT IT'S MADE 10 MINUTES BEFORE ITS DUE
I knocked on Castro's door ...and didn't go in
ok so do i paint a mug for darth vader or do i paint a plate for him
LA SOLEDAD  ES MENTAL.    AJM
I watched star trek i liked it better than the world i live in
'Available anti-Material protection on Armor Sold Separately' Stationed on Endor
Do You Love Me? Even With My Dark Side?
i should have been on that deathstar now what am i going to do
captured a jedi
and then he said 'luke i am your father'
wanted to change avatar on github need to register on gravatar
how come i can't  hit anything?
7 New nOtifications on fb 6 game requests and that one guy that likes all my stuff
Who knew droids were so important
I am so lonely!
this is bullshit clones have right too
THERE IS... NO TROUT STREAM ON BATTLE STATION
wanted to fap to nsfw posts had to vomit instead
i just realised those were the droids i was looking for
ehhhhhhhh i thought WEARING this ARMOUR would help but it dose nothing! (rip fred)
and then  HE TOLD ME HE WAS LUKES FATHER
Stupid Jedi Mind tricks always getting me in trouble
Blast!  Should have got my wine from   Peter Watts Wines
i just found OUT I'M A CLONE  how would you feel
gets promoted to working on the death star death star gets blown up shortly after - 'what did I do to deserve this?'
friends made me watch meatspin ...
focus on one industry only they said
FOrgot Ti-89 Had to Use an 84
mustaine used to be  cool
i found out my clone daughter is  16 and pregnant
thanks for the phone obama but cana brotha from anotha galaxy get some mo' MINUETS?
me when i find out my first meme's werent good enough
POOR BALLS
'There's nothing wrong with being dumb
I Was positive Those weren't the droids we were looking for
I WISH VADER WOULD FORGIVE ME
h4x clan. cant beat them
this suit doesn't PROTECT me from anything
VADER PUT ME IN THE TIME-OUT CHAIR
I had all my meme ideas i forgot them all as soon as i saw memegenerator.net
Damn it! DAmn it! Damn it!
episode VII...??? oh
Princess Leia Told me I was short Man
DIDNT RENEW BECAUSE I RENTED A HOUSE REALIZED I COULDNT FIX ANYTHING BY MYSELF
THE EWOKS CAME OUT OF THE TREES the damn trees man!
I bought a Nintendo Then two minutes later discovered deSmume
damn i should study
Gets to lunch early has to wait 20 minutes for microwave
Damit... Oprah was canceled.
installed vent fan in death star restroom regrets it forever
missed training notice on website left out of corp battles
Oh SHIT! I broke the build
Guess Who broke the build
my aim still sucks
Where did my life go i was nearly killed by a teddy bear
oh god  why?
i cant believe that he posted those party pics on facebook
Death Star destroyed homeless
'vested smuggler shoots alien at tatooine cantina' 'blaster-Control' supporters rally
it blew up? i was a week from full retirement
POOR YODA....
AND PLEASE LET MOM AND DAD SEE COLOUR

THEIR JUNGLER IS COCKYCOCK
LO SAVEVO CHE LA PEPERONATA LA ME RESTAVA IN TEL STOMEGO
you freakin' jerks my other suit was on the deathstar.
DOUBLE FACE PALM WHEN THE FAIL IS SO STRONG ONE ISNT ENOUGH
Death star dba who is luke sky'); DROP ALL TABLES.. oh boy
JANGO FETT HAD A.D.D. THATS WHY I SHOOT AT THE LIGHTSABERS AND NOT AT THEIR LEGS
When will I find those damn .net droids?
Just found out he could have saved more at geico
All of this potential and OP cant make original content
star trek gets phasers and conservative creek holsters?!?
every video game franchise is being butchered into another faggot person shooter.
FIFA 13 DEMO  HAS ONLY 3 MINUTES HALVES
Gym is closed on Christmas... All gains lost
If i can't be loved then i'll be hated
Gets 3 more movies Made by disney
屌.
I want to Downvote you But I can't
Store is closed
survived mayan apocalypse So did everyone else
BUT... WE HAVE DROIDS... THEY HAD ANDROIDS
will soon be waving a wand on tv to make a mouse
I just don't   get it
If I was clone from Jango... And he's dead...
Why Can't I Find Happiness In The Face Of Dangerous Adventures Like Finn And Jake Can
Maybe I Should Have Listened To Dad And Became A  UNSC SPARTAN-III
engineered the death star gets hit in its only weak spot
some people just make me want to punch an ewok
dear emperor. Please make stratec be open on saturdays next season. Please? For me...
Aims for 40 participants gets only 3
When I was young I was scared of the dark NOW WHEN I SEE MY ELECTRICITY BILL I AM SCARED OF THE LIGHTS
Blackberry have to pull out battery again
THis is poinTless
I went into work today They told me they'd see me again tomorrow
IT`S NOT FAIR I CANT PLAY AFTERMATH
darth unfriended me facebook makes me sad
found the droid he was looking for but forgot the reason why
Plays golf with dArth vadEr Misses shot
i wake up at 9:40 i pee at 9:35
Take awesome Picture with friend at party... Don't realize how gay you look until its on facebook
'LUCASFILM BOUGHT BY DISNEY' I thought I'd finally get a chance to practice my art... to be a real Trooper again.  And now I'm Scheduled to stand around a freaking Booth in Disneyworld.
I donated $200 to stop kony now i forget who that was
JUST  DO IT
ME SAQUE  UN 50 EN MATE
Jesus My Fingers
stupid condom now i am a father
got done with final 30 min early..... then realized i didn't read the directions.
i had friends on that death star
should have booked my accommodation sooner
George just passed out new orders... Mickey mouse club 2013!!!
New TTT2 character Never gets picked.
i am my own brother and my own father
Hungry enough to want food Too cold to leave my warm bed
I found out  i wasn't in adultswim
buys iphone. because he couldnt find the droid he was looking for.
Why the hell would robots lose to humans in robot competitions?
I'M SO STUPID WHY WOULD I LET SKYWALKER 'BORROW' MY GUN?!
WAS TALKING TO BOSS  AcCIDENTalLY Said I Love You
if only i had black paint then i would be darth vader
Buys two droids Nowhere to be found even with tracking code
noooo.... nhl lockout
The empire doesn't want me anymore they said they found an army like me
Gets home at midnight to play black ops 2 the servers are down
MY WIFE IS SO FAT SHE WEIGHS A TAUN TAUN
GOES TO ARMY NO PRIVATE RYAN..
should have gone with palo alto networks
HOW DID ROMNEY LOSE? The DEMOCRATS CAN'T POSSIBLY REPEL LIES OF THAT MAGNITUDE!
i will never  use a lightsaber
I JUST FARTED IN THIS SUIT AND IT'S STINGING MY EYES
Caught a shiny Pokemon Horrible nature
i know dad. i should have worn the condom
Why don't i ever learn the difference between a costume party and a masquerade ball
Raped by an ewok liked it
George WHY?
lucas got $4 billion? so now I'm a Disney Character??
Disney? really? DISNEY???
just graduated lucasfilm storm trooper academy laid off first day by disney
Im a slave Disney bought Me
ewoks ewoks everywhere
I knew those  were driods i was looking for
I CANT BELIEVE DENISE ISNT FINDING THESE FUNNY
FACEBOOK IS SO CRAP MY WIFE BLOCKED ME
SHE SAID SHE WOULD CALL ME MAYBE
HAd agreat week at leadershape misses his family cluster
WHY AM I NOT IDENTICAL
WHAT
'Nicccce arms!' why did i say that
I am not a receptionist for the legal department......
changed solid edge properties crashes after all my hard work
Father in heaven thank you so much for this new government job but... i think i work for satan.
Had sex with myself... Realized it was my clone
Order 66... changed my gear
I actually didn't mind the ewoks
they said i was one with the force now look at me
that death star was only one day away from retirement
i used to have 2 legs then i took a lightsaber to the knee
Saw bastila shan twice at retail when she came out and didnt buy her.........
I wAS THE BEST SHOT IN ALL THE eMPIRE sTILL MISSED MISSED THAT STUPID BEAR
IT'S NOT BECAUSE I'm DIFFERENT IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE STILL THE SAME
EXTRA&#209;O A DARTH VADER
IN HINDSIGHT THOSE REALLY WERE THE DROIDS U WERE LOOKING FOR
She left me because i told her... that i was a mormal trooper
watched the help couldn't understand why the darkside used to be so oppressed
i'm getting my last unemployment check next week and i haven't heard back from sears
WHY DO ALL STORMTROOPERS LOOK THE SAME...
forgot to buy sausages
if we were all engineers  we could be math lovin' master Vaders
my aiming is terrible
bought hundreds of buckyballs at $10 each now they're $5 each
Found meme generator worried will lose job as productivity suffers
i was at my post why WASN'T tk-421??
Passed up for promotion less likely to be choked
MY MUM DIED TODAY BECAUSE I SHOT HER
left wallet  on death star
Went to the gym Forgot to post it on facebook
Looks great in movies A bugger to keep clean
I WITNESSED THE HELGHAST
REALIZES HE HAS  WORK TOMORROW
HOW MANY FREAKIN BLASTER BOLTS DOES IT TAKE..... TO KILL ONE GODAMN JEDI
She said I Was a lil short 4 a stormtrooper
I SWEAR I DIDN'T KNOW SHE WAS A DUDE
I JUST FOUND OUT THAT MY ONLINE GIRLFRIEND IS... CHEWBACCA!
I HAD FRIENDS ON THAT DEATH STAR
THEY SAID THE RF THREAD IS DEAD WHAT HAPPENED?
Was looking forward to SW:TOR all my friends are on GW2
outlook toolbar if only i had looked at it
ALL I HAD TO DO WAS INSIST THEY DON'T BUILD AN EXHAUST PORT
Woah... glad i went on a PDR
Says death metal is his favorite doesn't even know who death is.
Son of beast  is being torn down
darth got drunk he choked my brother
took forever in line at cold stone ewok said get out of the line
OH NO H
why?   Why did no one read the script?
voted for obama didn't know he was a sith lord
SAVES UP MONEY TO PUT PARENTS IN A NICE RETIREMENT HOME. CHOOSES TO PUT THEM ON ALDERAAN.
saw darth vader in the shower laughed at his pecker and got fired

I thought they were the people we were looking for but he waved his hand and  im sure they were not
i said I wanted the pink armour not the white one. everybody wears the white one.
Can't think of a good meme
I LEFT MY KEYS ON ALDORAN
wished for suspension says goodbye to term break
even stormtroopers hate the flightline
wait a damn mintue.. those were the droids i was looking for..
i wish i had force powers
i don't have parents
my brothers hate me
why did i put money on china to win the gold in badminton
Ate at chick-fil-a then lord vader found out
I left my favorite Blaster On the Deathstar
i'm an atheist but i can't stop saying 'oh my god!'
he finds my lack of faith disturbing
damn you vader! now my dicks plastic
Family was on the deathstar Luke killed them all
put on the armor they said it will protect you they said
Fett's clone was better than him. i can't even kill a damn ewok!
FINDS OUT STAR WARS: THE OLD REPUBLIC IS PAY-TO-PLAY WAITS FOR IT TO GO FREE-TO-PLAY
wants to be called dave finds out stormtrooper6
Supercharged my Civic still wasnt fast
Kid can hit a Target 2 meters across with a starship Why can't I hit anyone from 10 feet away?
Too much skunk... what is tha f#@*! pin code ?!!
want to eat ceral but there's no milk
Oh Damn you
darth called me to his 'office' showed me the force...
payed cell phone bill received overdraft fee
FOUND OUT IS A MEME CRIES MORE
FINDS OUT DUBSTEP ISNT POPULAR BECAUSE THE YEAR IS 2889
FINDS OUT THERE ARE MILLIONS OF GUYS IN SPACE AND ONLY A FEW WOMEN
Saw ted Could've saw the dark knight
killed by koalas Not in the job description
darth vadar wasn't my father
I tried to please lord vador choked
another cod game?! ...the world is ending!
forced into regime of hate and evil should've joined starfleet
FARTED IN MY SUIT cant get the stink out
Bumped head in episode iv gets killed by ewok
and then...and then she called me short
rEgret those were the droids you were looking for
eric
I crashed the speeder bike! vader's got my ass now
Spends youth making memes realisation that he will die a virgin
depression hurts telling him that those were the droids you were looking for helps
darth vader abused me
he said i was the best game ever now he cant even find the case
That moment you realize you're already $1000 dollars in and the con sucks balls
Just now realized this armor does nothing
What Happened... picard raped me
He felt the darkside of my moon...
if i dont pass the bar exam i'll be a stormtrooper forever
STEAM SALE IS HERE I HAVE NO MONEY
the ewoks defeated us in battle i dont want to live on this planet anymore
Tommorow...is  My hang day Gravity?
she said lemme see your saber i didnt mean to kill her...
do not want to live anymore
went to a romantic dinner with wife still cant kiss her
those were the driods we were looking for.
we have a giant space station and rule the galaxy but can't afford guns that hit their target
Trained to do one thing my whole life Lose to %$@# amateurs
Move along they said These aren't the droids you looking for they said
I stayed up all night reading memes in this damned armor
Eppure mi manca marco rester&#242; single a vita
Got drunk and beat up wife last night sober up and realize wifes been dead 5 years
got frostbite on hoth the other troopers keep tauntaun me
i screwed princess leia vader's gonna kill me.
krista said good night i know it was to get rid of me
Got The Test Results Back.... I Didn't Make Sith...
Why wont Vader give me +K on Klout for Android Location
Why won't Vader give me +K on Klout for Android Location?
shouldn't have joined dark side  they lied about the cookies
those were the bassoons you were looking for
fishy gone happy wiki
Left My blaster in the head I'm so getting hazed
Im a dedicated cadet Denied sword detail
suicide because those were the droids you were looking for
i just heard justin beiber sing Time to say bye to the world
Plays in every movie only statist 187
Fine I am a little short for a stormtrooper
I dont get it. How can u be that dumb?
makes a 9gag post Turns into a political discusiion
Was excited to play Diablo 3 Until Sidious executed error 37
He told me he had a son... i shouldn't have laughed
based off of #1 bounty hunter
PLANNED ON GOING TO MED SCHOOL ENDS UP DROPPING OUT OF COLLEGE
Left his eclipse viewing mask in the At-ST walker
Error 0037
i just want imessage to work like it used to
does a basic flip towards auditor drops it
regrets those were the droids you were looking for
I was on the Coachella Ticket Standby Page But Then I Had To Pee
Those *were* the droids I was looking for
Blog o web TV?
Mega Uploads doesnt work....
go to the death star
For success
made redundant maybe ro-co can get you a forkie job
Master chief  He stole my ARmor
You mean i can only vote austin lavigne for one position?
eazy e  died
Dad caught me with pot
I tried to get the bass players autograph ...  and he ended up putting his fingers in my ass
wait you said droids i thought you sad drews
I was so happy in the 90th Now I'm covered in blood
i messed up the controls he called
Why do clone troopers get to be color coded? My armor is much more modern than theirs
why don't my fake copy memes get any likes?
All clones in all different sizes
had to pee but i just couldnt find the zipper
Vader fired me For not finding the droids we were looking for
we left the movies and the nerds deflated
GET SHOT WITH A BLASTER MAKE THAT SCREAMING NOISE USED IN EVERY MOVIE EVER
studys 3 weeks for ap exams fails
Got in to Berklee... CONGRATULATED For getting in to uc berkley.
it was reeves all along ?
Installs dropbox to /Profiles complains about slow logon time
vader has to know
i Cant believe i was left behind
Those guys took the last Imperial Cruiser to Luke's deli without me
i was doing a mission for lord vader  but i took a ewoks arrow to the knee
#!*@$& Superglue
Tryed to kill a guy in bf3 he hid behind a bullet-proof bush
Emperial Racism no whites allowed in tie fighters
damn
I HAD FRIENDS ON THAT DEATH STAR
I was looking for these droids And then this guy told me i wasn't
Greedo really shot me first
beer seminar 'it's sold out!'
watched episode 1 in 3d it's still shit
I try so hard to hit things i shoot at. but i've never hit anything ive ever fired at.
tRIES TO ITCH HEAD REMEMBERS ARMOR IS STILL ON
i wrote lord vader a sonnet he said it was shit
How the hell do I move stuff with my mind?
taking the AP test Doesn't know a single thing
Canceled star wars marathon Got ready for nothing...
she told me she was PREGNANT  i thought i pulled out
gOES iNTO gAMESTOP dOESNT SEE THE FUNNY BLACK GUY
Bagles they arent the same as doughnuts you idiot
Boba Fett is my Father? NOOOOOO
bring your child to work day deathstar blows up
Why didnt i just do my top button
If we're all clones then I blew myself
What do I do If I need a drink?
that moment when CHEMISTRY GRADES ARE POSTED
then lord vader said 'the force isn't strong in this one'
VADER USED TO BE MY BOSS NOW IT'S JADE.
I didn't mean to do it the ewok come on to me
It is not every day your job is blown up by rebels
Vader didn't exept my  Friend request
why do we always get pwned... by the same 6 people?!?!
Needs to change contacts  Can't
I Can't believe That bro didn't like my story
fml got choked by vader for something another stormtrooper did
why did i sign up for this i'm to handsome
rebels they killed my friends
Then he...  Made me touch his light saber!
Then he... Made me touch his lightsaber!
doing these sucks the life from us
how many times do i have to tell him i'm not a noob i'm an old 9gagger
Not taking GEOS 109 with Dr. Hurd... Is like having your balls chopped off!
Im an Astros fan and a bobcats fan!!!!!!
Not bathing at MTAC makes me a sad trooper
poor joe didn't stand a chance who knew our armor is platic
my sons first day at work stabbed in the face by an ewok
I broke a nail  doing up my zip
Why Oh Why Does this shit blink all the time!
just got the white iphone but dropped it in the toilet
n00b takes out x2010... FACEtroop.
On Job Training at the death star Rebel Alliance destroys it
I just hit my head. Why am I taller than everyone else?
Shoots main character 50 times from point blank range Misses every time
i hope one day i can be like specter
everytime I make something special you makes it so unspecial anymore
so much spent on space stations... how about teaching us how to aim??
all my colleagues... so tall
Gantt CHart
He locked the door and me without my blaster
only 2 days from retirement was going to move my family from the deathstar to alderaan
PUT ON FULL BODY ARMOUR FORGOT UNDERWEAR
i made myself a wookie steak but it was too cheewie
Try shooting a rebel... never had target practice...
REBELS NO WANT I MADE A PIE
there's no pee hole in my armor i should have worn my pJS
i organised an ultimate footy league then picked allan didak
y did u no like this my life is ruined
I didn't even make an appearence yet... GW2 came to soon...
Victim of prejudice
you just don't get it
In this suit I cant PEE!
What do I call it now? a sixilogy???
got family TO BACK ME FOR FIRST GOAL DIDN'T KICK IT
lets play borderlands robin! robin doesnt want to play....
If it wasn't for the traffic I would have Died in the deatH star
it wasn't diet
makes fun of fygts ...actually likes fygts
never got to try that new pt-16
darth vader forced choked my best friend
CLIENT LOSES INTERNET E-MAILS SUPPORT TICKET
The 3d movie didn't have stormtroopers But I lost 40 lbs for the camera!
i should of spent 15 mins to get better houseinsurance now i live in a beat down apartment
STAYS UP ALL NIGHT DOESN'T WRITE PAPER
So many bothans what a waste
itss because of you tim that I have these nightmares
the prequels even make someone like me sad
Got 99 problems but the sith ain't one
At work
Droids y u no let find ???
tries to make new meme it already exists
A long time ago in a galaxy far far away what If I can't check facebook when i get there
I applied for trooper #3485 I got trooper #3486
my wife and children are dead dam you vtec
white armor maybe i should wear black sometimes
why did you not buy the goddamn cookies
looked for droids only found spare change
i had friends on that death star
Only Rolls Blocking Gear while shopping  Wanted Force Fumble
Wait a minute... those where the droids i was looking for
hands in 2 weeks notice first one to get shot in episode IV
the monitor monitor fails
Regret I just Jizzed in my Spacepants
fails Reverse engineer of premium grade at skill level 400
thoughts gooners understood then saw someone suggested benayoun starts
I don't Always Have Guys In My classes but when i do
REmembered to take out contacts forgot to use saline solution
another? they're leaving the board in droves...
Starwars in 3d? How will the glasses fit!
Trade negotiations broke down with a guy named newt 'gunray'
the deathstar health insurance blows!!!
Wanted to be in another movie lucas hires 3d stormtroopers instead
Enters master of arms sean and chris are in your poule
Babe
Just when I thought EPISODE I was BAD Enough they release it in 3d
i should have known those were the droids i was looking for...
it's just... i have wait for this patch so long
GREAME CORNWALLACE SEXUALLY ABUSED ME
DAM IT
ASKED IF WANTS SOUP OR SALAD ASKS WHAT'S SUPERSALAD?
SOMEONE SAID THAT I COULD GO TO JAIL FOR WEED JAIL SELLS WEED?
STOPS AT STOP SIGN WAITS FOR IT TO TURN GREEN
iphone? i'm a people not a phone
How high are you? yes
CHICKEN POT PIE MY THREE FAVOURITE THINGS
13/13/13 is gonna ge crazy
hey i just call me
don't drink that water it's wet
a piano is like an acoustic keyboard
I  was going to get high but then i got high

HOW OLD ARE YOU? THURSDAY
Did someone say super bowl? where is my lighter?
Dude shut up I can't see the TV
Dude
Its not peer pressure Its just your turn
here comes the airplane! choo-choo!
I CANT HEAR YOU ITS TOO DARK
marital status? student
What Drugs are you on? yes
French me like one of your paint girls
I'm know and I sexy it ♫
toes are like  legfingers
dude
dude
dude why isnt eleven pronounced  onety one
vodka tastes like water with vodka
Who did you vote for? Colorado
How's life? yes
rolls a joint forgets to smoke it
happy fathers day mom
No mom
I DON&#180;T SMOKE cop mister weed
Vacuuming is like mowing the lawn inside
I can smell Time
DISCOVERS MEANING OF LIFE FORGETS IT
WHAT IF INSTAGRAM  INSTANTLY GAVE YOU A GRAM
You can't Alphabatize the Alphabet
HOMEWORK IS LIKE CEREAL YOU EAT IT WITH A FORK
today is just a really long yesterday
tries to get up gets down
MY CAR'S FAVORITE FLAVOR OF GAS IS GAS FLAVOR
opium gangnam style
homework. who is that pokemon?
B-I-N-G- Hey macarena
roses are red
short is like not being tall
DUDE THIS FUNERAL IS BITCHIN'
HOW ARE YOU DOING? '$49.95 PLUS TAX?'
Where have you been all day Not much
THE STINK SHITS LIKE BATHROOM AND SOMEBODY BLOGGED THE TOILET
I LOVE PLANKTON AND KRILL LIKE WEED LOVES WHALES
I LANGUAGED YOUR TELEVISION TO SPAININGSH
i have to go to my car my change ran out of meter
Dogs on Leashes are kites for the ground
How many cheeseburgers do you want? 420
take me down to paradise city where the girls are green and the grass is pretty
are u high yet no i'm yes
DO I LOOK OK TO GO TO CLASS
autotune is like voice photoshop
ESCALATOR STOPS HELP I CANT MOVE
AWESOME! I love this song! Thanks
DUDE DOORS ARE LIKE PORTALS
Enjoy the K hole
Hey kyle are you hungry? i am kyle
what is your lucky number? football
does this guy looks like quentin tarantino?
girl tries to flirt with him 'SORRY
what's your name ? 18 tomorrow
EAT FISH IS MY FAVORITE COLOUR
Get your leg hands out of my face
how high are you? 5'11'
says to cat Ima call you a later girl fren
DUDE: 'FLAGELLUM'
CAN I BORROW YOUR EAR TO HEAR IT WITH?
PICKLE THAT'S A PRETTY FUNNY WORD YOU GUYS
I PUT TAMPONS IN YOUR FISH BOWL BECAUSE FEMALE FISH CANNOT SHOVE SHIT IN THEIR VAGINALS WITHOUT THUMBS
IF IT WAS LIKE AN ARCADE INSTEAD OF A LABOR CAMP THEN HITLER WOULDN'T BE THAT BAD A GUY
DUDE THINK ABOUT THIS SHIT: I WAS BORN IN 1984 AND WOULD STILL BE BORN IN 1984 EVEN IF I CHANGE MY NAME TO CESAR JONES
one does not simply two does simply
saw elliott hughes man i need to get high
...
oh man
Riddikles of chronic
Hot Water is Fire on liquid form
viva la cinco di maio commemorating the creation of the mighty taco
INVITED FOR COFFE & SMOKE BRINGS LAPTOP
im not as think as you stoned i am
LET ME TELL YOU A COUPLE OF THREE THINGS
Member that one gay guy we Seen at the mall? No dude 
put the green away maybe...no
dont you hate when you go take a nap and end up sleeping?
A GIRL? IS THAT A RARE POKEMON?
You're just not living until you see your eyes melt off of your face and turn into an omelette
My friend's crotch itched so i scratched it
who are you? 'i'm bruce wayne'
IF AMOEBAS HAD DRIVERS LICENSES WOULD THEY HAVE COMPLEMENTARY COFFEE AT THEIR DMV?
my phd in basket weaving will pay for itself
after we finish evolving how do we know when we get there?
It is so my bday What does that mean any way
being high is like another kind of smrt
french me like one of your paint girls
I BET BILLY MAYS WAS SO GOOD HE
HADRON'S LARGE COLLIDER 'N SHIT
IS IT A CAR
Smokes weed gets stoned
a day without sunshine is like
WhIte sMoke? HAbemus dope!
david
Whats your favorite color? square
Sits on the tv watches the couch
I'M SEXY AND I PARTY ROCK HEEEEYYY SEXY LAAADYS
Drunk People run stop signs I wait until they turn green
Keton Beverő
MEANWHILE IN COLORADO
See me normal put a finger on my left eye SEE ME HIGH PUT A FINGER ON MY RIGHT EYE
Clouds are so gay they are like twilight for urricanes
My favourite cereal  is batman
chicken pot pie my 3 favorite things
HAPPY GOOD ONE! HOPE YOU HAVE A BIRTHDAY!
I want something alphabetical to eat
paint is like foodcolor for walls
what do you do all day I LOVE YOU
cos we're not robots brah we're humans brah
So here's my maybe so call me number
i say what i say what u say
My favourite number of the alphabet is green
they see me hatin they rollin
WHERE U COME FROM OK.
I DON'T ALWAYS SMOKE WEED WAIT YES I DO
ketchup or mayo yes
why not just call vineyards wineyards
I remember When I used to sleep
Types in reddit.com
had l7oute renmi wla begri?
Smart makes you weed
there's a free game on steam i'm goING TO BUY IT!
Yes I am Tarantino
wach l7ed aykone nhar tnine?
DO u want ur water hot or cold? wet
I NEED TO SHAKE A TIT.. Shit a take.. NVM..
TAKE ME STONED I AM HOME
How many eggs are in the Nest ? WrOng! Yogurt HaS nO Fish Bones
Being a cheetah is hard and strange
ROSES ARE VIOLETS     RED IS BLUE  ANDI LOVES JOJO       BUT ALOIS TOO
YES
Y U No PAuse? Srry no mana.
this is your drug  on brains
Duuuude... Once you in You can't get out
photosynthsis turns light into mater
wHISKEY REBELLION!?!?! jUST DRINK IT                                                  AND REBELLION OVER!
Crossing the road is like playing frogger
watching an empty washing machine CAN BE ENTERTAINING
what seems to  be the officer problem
SERVES FROM THE RECEIVING END
I don't smoke weed... April Fools!
The government causeed the great depression
i love listening to cars in your song
Char Botal Santraa
f8 2dnrrout wher i am?
I like pie oh oh and unicorns!
My voice is going out
A hearse is just a laying down limo
SCHAUT AUS WIE DA HAUGI
Types 'under control' in forums actually means the opposite
dude
tarmo Ma kuulsin et sa m&#252;&#252;d kanepit
HE WAS LIKE WHOA TACO FLAVORED YOGURT
Luging is just like race car driving with your body
Dude.... What is life?
wait
can i have a football meatlong  with please cheese
lol i wanted to buy dogecoin
sunglasses are like real life instagram filters
haha my mom owns a camry and her name is cam
my father is dead but he takes me to the hospital
who is your favorite musician? yes
i'm so fun i'm having stoned.
Asked for Meth No homework done bro
I Want that cookie...
Calls himself a Bangalorean cannot speak kannada
AS&#205; QUE  TE GUSTA EL QUESO
CON EL BLOG ALOCADO ME PUSE POSTEANDO MIRC CON LETRAS
yer parinoyd those arr contrails
I should Facebook my logout
What if pizza  was sold in a roll?
Sunshine On Walking I'm
tells you about something 'awesome' tells you again in 17 minutes
Dude
If you could be a bird
hey man guess who i picked with the first overall pick of nfl fantasy? tim hightower
the bible says if you disobey your parents you shall be stoned awesome!
ei t&#228;ss&#228; muutaku et  do continue
COMO ME LLAMO? DONDE ESTOY?
6 ounce sirloin at the kids table
what level did you get to  on that calculator game?
TAKING A PICTURE IS LIKE MAKING A PRINTSCREEN OF LIFE
PORQUE? ES EL CUMPLEA&#209;OS DE TANTOS ESTE A&#209;O
They don't think it be but it do
MAN THAT WAS STRONG WEED
AUSTRALIAN KISSES ARE LIKE FRENCH KISSES JUST DOWN UNDER
THE CATHOLIC IS THAT LIKE THE CHURCH OR THE FLAVOR OF ICE CREAM?
has smart phone loves playing calculator game
'what's today's special?' 'about 15 minutes for a booth'
Your Vocab IS TASTY
SO CONTENT IS HE
hey bamoon plz panick
ţ&#238; s&#238; pari baaaaaai
Gloves are like goggles for your hands
I CONVERTED TO THE KIND OF ISLAM THAT ONLY CONSISTS OF SMOKING POT
I SWEAR TO DRUNK I'M NOT GOD!
Is space a flat plane? Or does it extend in all directions?
it's really hot in here turn off the ac
what do you mean sun god was yesterday
i can't friend without my life so i weed some relax to feel moar smoked
i can't friend without my life so i weed some relax to feel moar smoked
car gets stolen better update facebook status
Son
Son
i was ganna get high but then
im so high that bob marley came back to life to join us for 4/20
How are you? yes
maybe im retarded but maybe im retarded
cocaine  is a hell of a drug
13/13/13 is gonna be awesome
HOY ESTOY BORRACHO PORQUE  AYER PERDI&#211; COLOMBIA
I CAN'T HEAR YOU IT'S TOO DARK IN HERE
GUYS WORKING AT THE MINT ARE MAKING MONEY MAKING MONEY
NEW YEARS WAS SO MAD!! BASHED EVERYONE!
go get the food from the food closet
Te is olyan h&#252;lye vagyok mint n?
hey man duh duh do you  wanna go smoke some beer?
What if you slipped on melted ice?
2030's EDWARD GRANGER
DUDE
Music gets really good after he tokes Remembers why he started smoking in the first place
i'm not as think as you drunk i am
WHAT IF  THE TELLETUBIES ARE DARTH VADER
DUDE Black MeTAL IS AWEsome
i twist cigarette no reason
noble gasses  highest in their stable configuration
... So this is what oxygen smells like
TOdd Birmingham? Todd's not here
dude. graffiti is like tatoos for buildings
nick jacholson
#420
Voc&#234; quer seu queijo quente ou frio? SiM
Commercials are just bong rip breaks
Close the door lol
Mirt tetted le a telefont? Mert anyuk&#225;m felkapcsolta a villanyt s fltem hogy megl&#225;tja a hangomat
Cats are as waterproof as people are
trei
You know those things THAT ARE OUT OF YOUR CONTROL YOU JUST CANT CONTROL THEM
HOY ES LUNES  Y MA&#209;ANA ES DICIEMBRE
e - mails are teletransportation for messages
i'll kill you until you die
lets roll a joint forgot to give
stegalise  marwarsgalaxiez
let's have a competition to see who can smile the loudest
age? 21. sex? yes please
teacher: what is the sin of 30? student: yes
yo dude what was that thing about...EEHM... what did I say?
I LUEGO DIJERON CARNE FRESCA VIOLADOR
10000 word essay due in for tomorrow meh
WHO HAS MORE MEMES? YES
Yes
Epsleśniaaał mje Buut
wait wait wait what?
It Smells Like Socks But that could just be our socks
Airplanes are  boats
The number of pages on that exam is just too damn high
speakers down windows loud  look down at my sneakers now
Close the door You're letting the dark out
NEK MINUTE..
Once you go back you never go black
dont drink that water you'll get wet
I've had a spliffing idea
dude deaf is like having blind ears
Hy guys! Yes i am
Too strong Das is so guut
a antelope  is a moose.
You know what i want.. gloves for my feet
go drunk you're home
Saw a picture of some dank weed on reddit Tries to smell the screen
vists /mlp/ don't excpect cloppers
this weed smells like movie theater
if you put ketchup and mustard together
I just want to smoke this chocolate then eat marihuana
ANEUB
I JUST MET YOU AND THIS NUMBER BUT HERE'S MY CRAZY SO CALL ME BABY
I can give 2 votes
I think
sleeping takes 9 years off your life wait
reinari96 SIT&#196; PILLUN M&#196;&#196;R&#196;&#196;
Focus camera dont kill me
I can zoom with my eyes
dude close the door i can see air
dude i know the cat just told me
well when u put it that way bro
man
asked to go jungler malzahar
wow. i forgot where my face is
ACADEMIC EVALUATION ? IT's LIKE EXAM FOR LECTURERS
YO HAGO VIAJE DE 15 CON FEDE PLA
Second language captcha
T&#220;&#220;BID
what marihuana?
Merry year and a happy new christmas
HIGH? WELL I'M NOT LOW
3
I CAN'T WAIT FOR 13/13/13
Whats the difference between Your Mother and a hippo? 3kg Whats the difference between your mother and 3 kg? A hippo
hEY IT'S 24TH HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Why do Unicorns wear hats? Purple
i only have dro i have shwagg too
Feh rinchiudi bob! ma sei pazzo?! mia madre &#232; fatta al caff&#232;!
MUERDE QUE PERRO
Wow
For 3 days straight I've ate tins of fruit out of jars
Color is like flavor for your eyeballs
Says there's no food in the fridge looking in the oven
It SOUNDS FISHY
Where are you going? YES
I CAN'T HEAR YOU.. IT's too dark in here
look at him somebody help him
ARE YOU HIGH OR JUST STUPID? ıt's complıcated
rain is like liquid snow
Playing an instrument  is like dancing with your hands
CAn you see me? No the music is too loud
the pope say&#180;s jesus was born 6 years sooner than we think so 21/12/2012 already happened?
Want some help with that ass? butter
What did the pirate say when he got to Kansas? This is Arkansas.
Hie&#223; pippi langstrumpfs pferd 'Farbkleks' oder 'pferd' ?
do you know what we ate yesterday? crystal meth
what is your name? chuck norris
go home Drunk Your too dude
occupy wall street
Grahme meneses On the podium
the homo habilis lived in the  stoned age
Some words Taste funny
'the enemy team has slain Baron nashor' Can't we just steal it from the other team
Two bars walk into a guy
Knock Knock Who farted
Dude the announcer just said that guy has 2 sacks That means he has 4 balls
I want to play badminton   so I can get three points and got the golden boot as valentoni rossi
i want to play badminton  so I can get three points and got the golden boot as valentoni rossi
you hate me because im black
Favourite make-up? smoky eyes
-Come inside
are you hungry? spanish
video muncher
Did you play explorers of time or explorers of darkness yes
Someone is at the door OPEN THE WINDOW
Its not delivery Its digiorno
If websites have doorbusters and i buy that makes me spiderman!
it's called pot cause it grows in pots
Hott social? Who's gonna be there?
dude
240 CRYSTALISE weedal lEEDs
OBAMA WON BIG BROTHER!?
NO BEB&#205;   SOLO DESINFECTE LAS HERIDAS INTERNAS
Me ad cerry jax
u high? why not
WHAT DO YOU WANT FOR DINNER? YES.
You wanna know How many times I never shit my paNts? NoNe.
Brace yourselves munchies are coming
up all night chirds are burping
YO NO FUME POLICIA SE&#209;OR MARIHUANA
I smell morning is it bacon already?
Finally get hit on to high to talk
shit i forgot what to write
S&#197; DU HAR INGA BARN? HAR DU BARNBARN D&#197;?
SO THAT'S THE BURNING SENSATION ON MY FACE
whoa it's 12:34
they said i could be anything nargh prefect
DORA DORA DORA LA EXPOLADORA SI CAPIT&#193;N ESTAMOS LISTOS
Welcome to Taco bell how can I help you? Taco Belch drink and beef BURRITO
Buck Fitches Met goNey
POTATO IS MY FAVORITE NUMBER
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE WORD? fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
i feel something in my pants  its warm..god damn
TENGO FB SIN AMIGOS
egg bagel strawberry cream cheese
Dude Put the tv back on  else the world is on pause
Whats your name? ...I've forgot
ESTOY JUGANDO POKEMON  CON GOKU QUE SALE DEL BAKUGAN DE LA TARJETA
CAN I PLEASE HAVE TWO MEDIUM LARGE PIZZAS
So I told Joe You can have one of my belts if its so important
i'm so tired i feel like i'm high wait i am high
dude
I'M NOT DRUGGED WAIT TILL I TELL MY UNICORN THAT
was i just talking spanish then? i Don't even know spanish.
NO ERES YO SOY TU
Kesh ne shitore Lypa 1 kokakill 2kollshe
dude
Thats my couch
MAS VALE PAJARO EN MANO SE LO LLEVA LA CORRIENTE
What's the time? 30 degrees farenheit.
Takes PARACETAMOL  thinks he's high
I'LL HAVE 1 LARGE MEDIUM HOTDOGS PLEASE
PUT MY HAND I'M THE FAN BROKE MY BRAIN
Dud
I like swimming Because racing
LANA SUBE LANA BAJA  DIOS LO AYUDA
algebra  is that some kind of new cuban drug
goes to blind pig craving hickory smoked bacon
I don't always study... but when i do... I prefer Dos Equis
DUDE TURN THE LIGHTS OFF THEY'RE TOO LOUD
i'LL TELL YOU A SECRET BUT DON'T BE LATE
your big toe is the thumb of your foot
TYLER WHAT'S THE TIME  DECEMBER
barney es un dinosaurio que viv en la pi&#241;a debajo de un mar ben 10
ZIVANA WHAT ? ZIVANA SEXY
PABLO
ASH TIENE EL MEJOR DIGIMON DE DRAG&#211;N BALL Z
Best toast in the world? Food
Atleast we still have nickolas Cage
PARTY HOUSE IS IN THE ROCK TONIGHT..!! ♫
DUDE THAT'S THE BEST TASTING COLOR I'VE EVER HEARD
I remember when... Naw. I never was sober
HOW STONED ARE YOU? YES
SHE KNOWS I'M HIGH BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW I'M STUPID
HOW ARE YOU
His name is corelius! And he invEnted long division
Dude I smoked way too much Quick what's the number to 911
Flip me over man I'm fried on that side
WHEN ASHES IS GOTHAM  THEN YOU PERMISSION MY HAVE TO DIE
I'm falling....free.... in the..wind....in the wind....
KILLS AN ENEMY UNIT TURRET DOWN
whats the time bro? yes
MY FAVORITE FRUIT? MY FAVORITE FRUIT IS PIZZA
LAMBORGHINI THIRSTY YOUR CHICK IS SO MERCY
I ROOTED BUTTERFLY LAST NIGHT.. MY MATES PAID ME... STILL WASN'T WORTH IT
I loveee rocking rocks
hay gess wut.........uh i forget
IL NOSTRO CAMERIERE &#200; STRAFATTO DI ACIDI
I TOLD YOU BRO... LEAVE THE PIPE AT HOME
styx gm New event: find me somewhere in the jangan cave
how high are you? yes
that's my song
i accidentally your mom on purpose
What's your favourite BaNk? Facebook!
when is  olympics on?
perro porque el avi&#243;n es un dinosaurio que vive en un puente debajo del mar.
A Picture Tells A Thousand Pictures
i know dont you but im cussing still you
mientras tu me ignoras  no tuviste infancia..
Drink Ponies Watch Booze
lets watch the dark spiderman rises
stoned? MAYBE later
tres tristes tetris titeres amarran tras un jacal no que no podia ??
Sorry For rocking party♪♫
i  is
Guize why is everything so blue?
Why are her knees shiny? They look like two little bald midget heads!!!
You got a hair cut
Are you high? 90
hEY I JUST MET YOU AND THIS IS CRAZY SO I WANNA MAKE YOU SWEAT
french me  LIKE ONE OF YOUR INSTAGRAM GIRLS
WHAT KIND OF TOPPINGS? LARGE
What's going on back there? Good
when i see unicorns i like potatoes
irn bru gets you through  but buckfast makes all your problem go away
laney love you i
laney you love i
5:30 or 6? Yes
Vroooooooom vrooooooooooom
sCORE Is 2-2 FOR WHO ?
sOMETHING RED Is COMING OUT OF MY NOsE I MUsT BE A TOMATO
spotted by police helicopter with spotliight  'It's the eye of sauron!'
it's love i'm in friday
HAHA YOU FUNNY I EAT YOU LAST
yes
Hi Nice to eat you
HERRO PORICE A BLACK MAN HA STOLEN MY CHICKEN WINGS
confusius says..... he who goes to bed with itchy bum.......wake up with stinky fingers
mom why you put vegetables in my lunch box
how many pizzas do you want? how many pizzas do you have?
OH SHIT I CAN'T SEE CALL AN AMBULANCE I WON'T EAT IT THIS TIME
HERRO RELCOME TO SHITY WOK MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER PREASE
what do you mean you love me long time? i ain't got all day
I NEED 200 BIG MACS
MOM Bathroom!
i want to complain bout your frozen curry it said feed family of four on box
harrow i wan 10 pizzas and a truck of icecream thankou
oh
i DONT KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I WILL FIND YOU AND SIT ON YOU
i want to eat this but i can't turn my neck!
I DON'T SMOKE WEED I DEEP FRY THAT SHIT !
this meme has been ruined by shabbirv and memecreator
i will find you and i will eat you
yes 1000 AND  I will kill one direction
Hahahahaha! Let's see you deliver that in 30 mins or less!
dont worry my ninja ill bring extra rice
wha' you mean you no bring pizza?!
apples in my happy meal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One does not simply Get their money's worth at Bottomless buffet
yeah a triple bacon double cheeseburger with fries please but use light mayo
EAT WHATEVER YOU WANT
if you could see me... ...you'd have no interest in what colour my underwear is
i want the big boosack
RONERY... I'm SO RONERY!
HERRO? I JUST EATED MY FAMEREE
Yeh MUM JUS GET ME THE FAMILY MeAL
Mommy where is my foooood
Fat &  Furious
wai don't u just bring me mek donoldz
IT's CJ   I NEED MY KFC
Hello
mee soon    Takeshita? yeah he ma uncle
if you dont look like a burger  then u aint gettin me
Eh gurl
what you mean no Ice Cream for Me Oh hell No
YO JEFFREY PICK UP THE FONE WASSSSSSSSSSSSUP
meatballs lots of meatballs
ooooooh bu like candy
HARRO MANDY YOUR PRETTY...I WANT TO EAT YOU!
HAVE YOU EVER SEEN SOMEONE LOOK SO CHINESE THAT IT LOOKS LIKE IT HURTS?
I DUN CARE WHO U ARE  BUT I WILL FIND AND EAT U
HEH ROW? HEH ROW? HEH ROW? HEH ROW? HEH ROW? HEH ROW? HEH ROW? HEH ROW? HEH ROW? HEH ROW? HEH ROW? HEH ROW?
Thank you for calling tech support This is Chuck 
herro docter it seems that i have went brind
what? Subway has yoga mat plastic in all their breads ? Give me a dozen footlongs
hello police there's a bomb in the gym
diabetes? can i eat it
snorlax? no
i look at a picture of your hideous face and salivate
I need one b-day cake  and seven B-day hotdogs
diabetes
911? iM hungry!
EWO IS THIS SHITYWALK CAN I ORDER YOUR SHITYFOOD
Hey baby the sooners are in WV is the barn empty?
HErow? This is weight watchers u say? ooo sawee wong numbah
Get me 35 big mac's
Nihou Police someone stole my eyes
YOU CALLED ME MAYBE!
shut the f*** up dumb ass african kid
ik ben niet dik  ik ben gewoon vettig
hold on a second.. i think i just gained weight.
Its cool bro Im bulking
Herro
ALLO WHY U NO GET ME MY BIGMAC
NOOOOOO I DONT WANT USA
Harro Jen? we supposed to chineSe tonight!   y u no remember?
konti lang.
Harro Anna! Where we gowa eat beech!
HEY MOM THIS WHITE STUFF IN MY MOUTH TASTES GOOD
Wing Wing Wing Wing Asiananaphone
I CAME TO EAT NOODLES AND KICK BUTT I CAN'T LIFT MY LEGS
ohh herro i'd rike to order derux 24 rorrs of toiret paper.
baby i did sign up for weight watchers all day i sit down
Sum Ting Wong? yeah he ma uncle
SOY JAIRO
i don't know who you are but i will find you and savour you
RING RING  HAWO
PLEASE HELP I CAN'T OPEN MY EYES
Justin bieber ab tu gya sale
a fancy party at ksw? I'll get you the best hot dog caterer!
hello??? is this dog!?
are they blonde bitches? then i aint goin for nothin less than a seven!
hi nice to eat you.
herroh? you haff fresh egg row soup?
happy birthday my chinese bestfriend
Herro horry  Why chin so fat
Harro edgaH? Why yOu no at work?
Walshys rent-boy service how may i help?
Hory Sheet I just saw a shawrk
you got  wong number
This years blockbuster Based on a true story Mao: The early years.
Why you no call me Thparklehooth?
2 dim-sims? 200! or GTFO
beers make me chubby  holla 4 patron on ice
Excuse me i have a request! barbie girl please
sailors are my enemy they try to capture me and harvest me for my blubber
you have brown rice i'm leaving
I'll take a large burger
herro is dis burger king or dairy queen i forgot
i will find you
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL EAT YOU
bruce lee told me to eat TO BECOME STRONG LIKE HIM
ur funny i eat u last
YOU FUNNY ANDREAS I EAT YOU LAST
'DAAAD
YOU NO HAVE PIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!
You want do purchasing job? why I pay him
give me $1000 and i kill jb
i know you can do it good luck mom..
ay! IM Not FAT! IM BIG BONED!
PLEASE DON'T TELL ME MCDONALD'S IS CLOSING DOWN
I like big butts and I can not lie. You other brothers can't deny.  That when a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist. And a round thing in your face
is this the boko haram?? i heard your selling girls
Say what i cant see cuz my fat covers my ears
steven backwell teacher i hate you
Happy BIRTHDAY ryley! So....willl there be cake?
dis gold's gym? sowwee wong numba
Yo DJ! I ran outa rice man
halooo... apa benar dengan salah sambung?
HELLO I hear you have discounts on pay as you  go phones?
MOM I BECAME A BODYBUILDER
I will Molest you After I eat you
yeah
my name is drew voss i'm a pyro main and i am fat
Hello ia this kfc? I WANT EVERYTHING ON THE MENU PLEASE
I will find you AnD I will eat you.
Sorry
mum is my pizza arrive?
OOOppaaa Gangnam style
hARVEY CANTWELL IN 10YRS TIME
herro
MOM A BLACK MAN STOLE MY CHICKEN WINGS
HELLO 你說中文嗎?
heyy do you know my  its liam!!!!!!!!
IM  POOING
All I can eat buffet? Sounds good
look! look! I picked my phone up
mik&#228; on suurin kinkku mik&#228; teilt&#228; l&#246;ytyy?
hello this is joshua how is fawaq grade 6 ???
boogie nights? baby
hello
harro i place order for delivery i want 50 combo no. 5's
CHIN CHOPPER  CHIN CHopper
Excuse me Wanna buy a dvd?
i'm only 561 pounds? better gain some weight
Yo MAMA SO FAT she gave birth to me
You say I have peanut allergy? Ha ha..you funny
$7.99 for the buffet? How many buffet do I get?

Wing wing wing Herro
Take your Steroids! Otherwise you look like one of  dem skinny bitches!
Chuchhaaaa
DO YOU HAVE ANYMORE KINDER SURPRISES
god
Hey celsey! Jimmy loves you!
I LOVE  CHICKEN BRO
HAHA SEI MOLTO SIMPATICO TI MANGERO'
HELLO BLOBBY  SPEAKING
Herro Rorry porry speaking
Wing Wing Wing Wing Asiananaphone
I LOVE MY DUCK
30 minutes or  its free right
... and fries
Apa ? Sorry hpnya ketelen !
fook hing   wok? yeah he ma uncle
You won buy dvd? 1 for &#163;1
Cashew allergy
HELLO YES
I WANT
wing wing  herrow wa u want???
MY SHADOW WEIGHS MORE THAN MOST SUPERMODELS
Oh hay mom i want some kfc
Ai Bang Mai Nee? yeah he ma uncle
No Pah King? yeah he ma uncle
Wa Shing Ka? yeah he ma uncle
HU wang long fuk? yeah he ma uncle
Chin Tu Fat? yeah he ma uncle
Wai Yu Mun Ching? yeah he ma uncle
Yu Stin Ki Pu? yeah he ma uncle
100 € for a virus? i&#180;d buy 10 pizzas for that
I want hwaybert time I WANT IT NOW
U CALLING ME LIKE A FAT KID DON'T EXIST GIRL I KNOE U WANT DIS DIH
call me fat and i eat u
HELP MOM I have dookie booty
I SHOULDN'T HAVE EATEN THAT MORO BAR
HU WANG LONG FUK YEAH HE MA UNCLE
HERRO PREASE!
I'M ON A DIET ONLY 3 LARGE PIZZAS
hello
harrow i wan 10 pizzas and a truck of icecream thankou
h'ro?morpheus? rut if i toh jew I NEE'A FOE POUN'A ZJION SHIITY CHICKEN REN YOU UNPRUG ME?
YES THIS IS KIM JONG UN I'VE HEARD PEOPLE USES MY NAME FOR WHATSAPP
call the fire department I can't get out of the high chair
SO ILL HAVE 20 CHEESEBURGERS  AND SINCE I'M ON A DIET ILL HAVE 19 HAMBURGERS
yo casino  these chips ain't edible
laurie 4e anne
HEHEHEHE I LIKE THIS
I WANT  ICE CREAM IDEA IT
no angelina i'm not for sale
One does not simply Get this fat without bein force fed
MOM IT'S LIKE IM SHITIN OUT ME MAN IM FAT
Wha you mean thas Rargest pizza you have I tought das size smer
hello do you like chips?
HerrO WAA YOU WAAAN
$500 FOR THE CHOCOLATE
HALO???KFC AH GIVE ME 1 FRIED CHICKEN
herro doctor i have discovered that i have heightened levels of cholesterol in my bloodstream
I Dont know who you are But i am going to find you and eat you
i want everything deep-fried even the chef
WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO FRIES
Check dis out
HELLO OH WAIT THE BANANA ISN'T WORKING
I would like to have a large pizza with a topping of large pizza
HEY WHAT'S UP BABE
AIN'T NOBODY GOT  TIME FOR THAT
GET ME 60 DONUTS 90CHICKEN WINGS AND 10000000 KIDS
ughhh oh shit i just shit kfc down my ass
Mrs. Anderson
BUT MUM I  WANT NOODLES!!
Wazzzuuuppppppp?
whatever mom! i'll be there in a minute!
MAMA!!! I WANT A BIG MAC
ohhh  herro prease
Hallo KFC ! Pesan ayam !  2 Kandang
what?! you're out of wong tong fu yum yums?!
Hello.... i want 483 kababs
ha ha ha U DON'T HAVE EGG ROLLS! GOOD ONE!
BRING DA SUSHI
JA
you want to buy CD's? iv got lots of CDs
wHAT R U SOME KIND OF RISE GUY? oH rEARY?!  OOH! aT THE fARR rIVER?! OOOOOH! fARR rIVER!!
special credit card offer? tell me more!
hello mr.rana majumder
U BRING ME CHINESE FOOD
ki Az? ANY&#193;D!
SORRY GOTTA EAT MA DONUT
THEN I WAS ALL LIKE YA I'VE VISITED MCDONALD'S BUT WHY WOULD U CARE  AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE IT LOOKS LIKE U ATE THE WHOLE RESTAURANT
Sorry Jaba is out now it's his son talking
MAAAAAAN SHUT UP
WING WING HERO
take out!?!? why don't i bring you some 'put in'?
Wing wing wing herro
OLA QUE ASE ?
yeah baby
Mom! GET ME MOAR CHICKEN!
URM I'LL HAVE 2 NO 3 TAMPONS WITH A SIDE OF BLOOD CLOTS PLEASE
HI  AUSTIN INCORPARATED HOW MAY I HELP U?
I WILL FIND YOU AND I WILL EAT YOU
I will own all you americans! all of u!
HEY SEXY U FREE TONIGHT
I film back row cinema. You wanna buy DVD?
I would lose weight But I hate losing
eeey yo what's up?

CALL THE BAKERY
Shrimp sushi
hi i want pizza
hi i want pizza
herro? mcdonaads? i want wing of chickens
HAHAHAHAHH Y U SO FAT
YES  HELLO IM FAT CHINESES KID
What??  Ohh yeah
I CAN'T HEAR YOU ABOVE THE FAT IN MY EARS
SAY  NO MORE
HERRO! WOULD YOU RIKE TO REARN ABOUT JESUS CHRIST?
yOU cANT BREAKUP WITH ME ILL EAT YOU!
harrow
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS  WHEN CHILDREN HAVE EATING AS THEIR SPORT
JAG SAKNAR DIG  MIN K&#214;TTBULLE
YEAH THEY WERE BOTHERING ME BUT DON'T WORRY I ALREADY EAT THEM
anything else? ....a diet coke
HERO 911 I FINK I ATE MY FAMILY HERO 911 IT'S ME AGAIN I ATE THE AMBULANCE THAT CAME
Prease to show me blests?
chinese buffet y u no deliver?
Made in China
al&#244; v&#243;? V&#243; t&#244; empachado
I WANT   A LARGE PEPPERONI
i will have  some  chips a  burger  a hot  dog and  some  cookies and  that is all
Meet me in kfc I EaT Ya
Meet me in kfc I EaT Ya
herro? is this mcdonalds?
hi
i love you... more than bacon
one does not simply make a meme the wrong way.
Why are you just reading your bible live it
Teodor I will find you and i will eat you
bom bom bom bom
happy birthday have you blown the candles out yet?
MR ROGERS CALLED HE WANTS HIS BOAT SHOES BACK
MOM I THINK WE SHOULD GET A CANDY HOUSE
NIGGAZ BE LIKE MIKEY'S MY DAD
can you hear me now?
ching chong it means i love you
am I serious? no i da serithus.
SOY EL DAVODS DE PEQUE&#209;O
DOE MAAR 4 BIGMACS EN EEN COLA LIGHT
ARE YOU GONNA FINISH OFF THAT BURGER
HELLO BLIZZARD? YES I'll take one mop please
MATT SCHULTZ IS A FAGGOT!!!
y world no end  21st my fat ass  i am going to eat the cretor of this gay meme
Hello? Who this?
MOMMY... BEING BACK MY CHEESEBURGER!
I'M A BIG FAT FAGGIT
yes
I WILL  EAT YOU
yes...yes
'Is this the krusty krab?' No
TUPIS TO CIOTA :D
DAD!!! WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATE
HI HO
ya
HERRO? HERRO? DEY HUNG UP ON MEH
OK MASTA WU
pIZZA hUT? i'LL TAKE THAT WITH EXTRA CHEESE
I'M SORRY I ATE YOU AAAAAARRRRRRAAAAARRRRR
mummy I ate all my crayons
show me the yummy!
supersize it! stupid clown
OIOOIOOI KJHJ
taser!!!
what do i want for dinner? some roast beef
HERRO?? YES. YEA. OK. SURE. MUSHI MUSHI
0tymoss0 y u always make me hungry when watching vlogs
I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT
uhh ya can i get a number 2 and a 3 and a aw'hell gimme onea everythang
muha nyawa ganal
HI I WANT 500000 MORE DONUTS
HARRO ?
so what if i'm fat ?! you still mention happy holidays like a damn fool !! it's merry christmas !!
Wut? Sinterklaasbar? On my way!
NOW WHERE THIS HOE AT WITH MY TURKEY SANMICH
SO CALL ME BABY
BRING ME  COOKIES!!!
WHOPA GANGNAM STYLE
GIVE ME RICE!!!!!!
i'm having so much chow-fun!
Less Talkie More Readie
HERRO PORRICE? I HAVE LOST MY MUMMAY IN KFC!
Exercise! who the x@#% needs it
hows she goin? is that ballybay pizza?
hello? no u no seentz me
and a side of powk fry wice wit a diet coke
what you mean im to fat for Sumo Wrestling?!?!?!
What do you mean Obama bailed out Chrysler and GM 
HARRO NOODLES PWEASE
no
WAT ZIJ  MIJN VET ZIT IN DE WEG
MI PAPI HACE EL GANGNAM STYLE!!!
hallo spreek ik met sonja bakker
Cake Want cake
I WILL EAT YOU
2 MONTHS AFTER JORDAN FIST TRIES MESO SOUP
BARNABY
I am the true Japanese black midget
eLLO.. mr. Pediatrish.. U Y SAY I NEED DIET.?
I bought some of those cinnamon pine cones They tasted terrible
HOW MANY PIZZAS U WANT? HOW MANY U GOT?
ay go go where is my pizza?
hostess is closing!? BUY TWINKies!!!
THE STAR OF TIFFIN RUGBY TEAM
HELLO THIS IS DOMINOES PIZZA
swag
HAHAHAHA SHUTUP I EAT U NEXT
herro
Wing wing Hero?
GET ME SWEET SOUR PORK
herro is this jimmy johns
why cant i get 200 pounds of noodles!!
BRANDON WARAH I LOVE YOUUUU
* KID  ANSWERS * HELLO?  * FAT KID * ASK YOUR MAMA WHERE MY MONEY IS.
YO MAMA BRING ME MA DINER
I WANT  COOKIES
YES BABY
OK SOO THAT'S  TOO LARGE HAMBURGERS AND 5 LARGE PIZZAS
'I've never been...' '...so fat in my whole life !!'
What we're going to veGas And I've only got 8 months to Cut up !!
HERRO 911 I LOST MY PENISH
hurry up the cakes
YOU CAN'T BE JELLY CUZ I ATE IT!
SPEAK! WIRED BLING BLING MACHINE
oh really byron? please tell me more
ANSWER OR ELSE... I'LL EAT YOU!!!
HEY MY NAME IS RUSSELLL AND IM A WILDERNESS EXPLORER!
What the hell? I really am from mongolia!
mom  can i go for camp raw?
what dew yew mean yew won't deriver  it just hurricane
Can you hear me now? hello... Dominos?... Hello?!
I'm not fat  I'm chubby
25 EGG ROLLS AND DUMPLINGS IN ONE NIGHT YORO
?饭了?？ 当然?
IT'S COOL BRO I'M BULKING
SHITTY WOK TAKE YORDER PWEEZE
HAR. HAR. UR FUNNY  I EAT U LAST
HERRO
CALL ME :). CHUBBY CUP CAKE BOY IS MY NUMBER
Mr dog? this is fat tony
HI MOMMY  QUIERO MAS PAPAS
HERRO PREASE I THINK I JUST EATED MY FAMIRY
HEY PIZZA HUT ILL HAVE 500 PIZZAS AND  1 DIET COKE
AL&#211;  SOY NELSON
naaaah no way man
I OWN  3 AMERICAN HOUSES
doctor please help me i ate my house and family
HEWWO
MY NAME IS HAMISH

Herro 911 I just ate my whole famerry
hello? charles atlas help me! i am a 90 lb weakling
fruit...? veggies?
I LIKE ALL TAT FOOD SHENKS NO VECHTABOLL WITH IT
Dude
WANNA BUY DVD
they saw me rollin' i squishedthem
hey
Trickle down economics: 'give me the cake
YOU BROCK ME ON FACEBOOK NOW YOU DIE!
A HEWO  U GOT FRIE RIE
SUM SING WAAANG?!
WELCOME TO BARWICK BOITANO LAWYERS THIS IS LUCA
CANCEL THIS OPPOINTMENT I JUST FOUND A BAG OF CHIPS
yeah
TWO LARGE PIZZAS PLS
SOY JORGE SOBRINO SANDRA CUANDO ERA PEQUE&#209;O
WHY IS THERE A EGG IN MY CHICKEN
says he's on the phone with a girl really working out a problem with a runescape trade through paypal - dean frazzitta
yes
using rational arguments? i will find and eat you
YOLO  I'M JUST BULKING BRO
hello game fast do you have kanker?
tell me who this is or i will eat you
i will find you and i will eat you
So call me maybe
HELLO DO YOU SERVE DOG
I BELEAVE GOING TO THE TOLET IS NOT THAT HARD BUT IT IS
HOW MANY PIZZAS DO YOU WANT? HOW MANY YOU GOT?
HEY LADIES SUS IS THE NAME!!!
WHERE MA FOOD BITCCH
I SELL YOU CHOPSTICK.. ONRY 3 DORRAR
HEY CASTRO CALL ME BACK MAN IT'S FRACZAK. THAT'S NICE
mummy
HA
Flowers: You grow in ground for free Y U SO EXPENSIVE?
christmas lights y u always so tangled?
MS BIEBER Y U NO USE CONDOM
Y U NO CALL ME MAYBE?
Adventure time Y u no have your own channel?!
PEOPLE AT SCHOOL
PROFESSORS Y U NO MAKE TESTS THAT LOOK JUST LIKE WHAT WE COVERED IN LECTURE?
Hey you
Best Buy y u no have floppy disk?
DREWWWW y u no date girls ur own age?!?!?!
facebookers!
WHY U  SO SERIOUS
Instagram
Can people stop yelling around here!
People y u so stupid?!
Disabled Drivers Y U no park in disabled parking spot
earphones why u always tangled
y you get so mad?
Y U SO  MEAN
Y U SO CHUBBY?
dad y u so cheap
Samantha y u so beautiful?
randy fo sho y u no send pix?
wifi y u so slow?
Society y  u make stupid rules
WHY YOU SO MEAN :(
Y U NO SCRUM
PEOPLE Y U DON&#180;T WASH YOUR DISHES
ORYX is sleeping. Y U SO TIRED?
Y U SO LATE?
TEXTBOOKS Y U ROB ME?
PUPA  Y U So short
Stop changing your profile Pic Finish your History paper
bevan Y U So tipcalilly
LEARNING Y U SO COMPLICATED
Winter Y U SO COLD?
Gilly market Why you ask for 10$ minimum Deposit
ये क?या  बकचोदी है !
Google why y no index
Jens svale  y u so stupid?
TAC CHAT Y U STILL HERE BUT NO WORK?
Y You No  Speak To Me?
Viking Y U SO ANGRY?
y u so retarded Killian
JAK MOŻNA NIE LUBIĆ BON JOVIEGO ?!
JOSH CORNICK  Y U SO HAIRY
Matt y u so cute
hey you
Shelby Y u so ugly!?
BUSINESS SUPPORT SERVICES Y U NO USE?
toni why you count syns?
users y u no like this page
Janis WHY SO PERFECT
MOM CAN I HAVE SOME CAKE?
GY?RIPETI! Y U NO GIVE UP VIVIEN?
nachoooo cheese flavored doritoes are deeleeshees mfw u dont know mfw
Liberals Y U So Stupid
VMOTION WHY YOU SO SLOW!?
eeEEEE!!! y u so fast?
THOMAS NIEC Y U SO STUPID
enid y u so sexy?
y yu so goddamn needy and clingy?
y u so epic
ETHAN  Y U SO STUPID
Y U NO LIKE MY PICTURE?
LADIESNIGHT?! ALL I SEE ARE BITCHES!!
why you so tired?
Y u so difficult
NOVOPAY Y U So BROKEN?
y u so  selfish .
WHY U NO MAKE TIME FO THAT!
Memegenerator y u stole my life!?
Y's a crooked letter if it was straight it be l
Y A MILF LIKE PRISCILA ALCORTA SE VISTE ASI???
ALEXANDER Y U SO PRO
bebbe y u love foie gras
Y U SO  SEXY
I HATE YOU !!
Y U SO DOOPID?
y u so  stupid
Y U SO DOT ONE?!
MEME CREATOR Y U NO CHECK FOR COPIED MEMES
WHY YOU SO STUPID?!
Yeshua Y U put him in christmas?
AIDEN WHY YOU SO GAY?
ORACLE Apex y u so slow?
Photographer and kaskuser Y U NO USE QUARZEL?
Y U NO LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER
DARYL DIXON Y U SO AWESOME?!
Alyssa... Y U SO FILIPINO
Y U NO KEEP UP
Anthony Y U NO GIVE WiFi Password
Y U NO READ  APPLE TERMS!
i don't always drink beer.. but when i do
Ethiopians y u so scared of your gov't?
Hot girl Y U SO AWARE OF YOUR Hotness?!
HEavy hearted y u no take my money
MIRO SILTANEN U Y NO CHANGE TO KOOVEE BLACK
WHY ???
IF U LIKE IT Y U NO PUT RING ON IT
Y DOES EA KEEP  TROLLING!
SI TE TIRAS UN PEO NO DIGAS QUE NO FUISTE TU
y u no tell WHAT binder is?
DVD Y U AINDA NAO FOI GUARDADO?
Which one tell meh !!!
anthony come by meh later nah
virtual box upgraded why you no size desktop right?!
LAUREN Y U SO ANNOYING
Malm&#246; ff y u sell all the best players?!
Y U NO COMMENT
DOCTOR COX Y U NO LOVE JD
PICTON WHY U SO SHIT
INTERNET EXPLORER WHY YOU NOT GO FASTER?
Oddmast y u no fix ur monitor?
you  took your date to mcdonalds in oakland y u so ghetto!
Common Sense It's common Sense!
THIS IS WHAT ASTHMA PUMPS DO TO YOU
What Took you so long??
I DON'T RECEIVE TEXT WHY YOU NO LOVE ME
SI TE GUSTO... PORQUE CO&#209;O NO FORNICAMOS
NATHAN Y NO U GROW
Y U SO MEME?!?!?!
Coffee Machine y u no work!?
Marceline Finn and jake Y u no jam with me?!
diablo 3 Y U So bad
ONE DIRECTION  Y U SO SEXY
vodafail geez you really shit me
Y U SO CRAPPY?
why u no kill justin beiber already?
Y U USING DEFAULT MODELS
I M famous internet meme y u no clik like!?
INTERNET !! Y U SO SLOW!!!!????
SO Y DID U
MACCAS FREE WIFI..  Y U NO LOAD?!
Y U SO.............. STUPID!!!
Eva Y u so attractive?
VOLDEMORT Y U NO LEFT HARRY ALONE?
captain... y u so crunch?
eBay y u so freaking awesome??
EMMA WATSON Y U SO PERFECT?
Y U SO BIPOLAR!?
Chris y u so mean?
Y U BUY MAC ISNTEAD OF PC
BETCH  Y U SO URGWY
Joey Spampneto Y U SO SKINNY?
when you enter your room to do somthing and u forget  mind y u so forgetful!?!?!
IMOVIE '08 Y U NO HAVE SLO MO?
y u so guy y u so unoriginal meme?!
mamani  why you so colla
jennifer y u no give me a break!?!
captcha y u so hard to read???
Urban outfitters y u so expensive?!?!
Powerbot y u so slow?
Y U SO POS
Chuck Loves.... Ameeericans
Riam Why u so sexy!
Y U No  Date Guys Your Age!!
sky wss y u so short
y u no like nuggets!??
internets y u no feed me?
JEMMA Y U NO LISTEN TO US?
ashley bakit ang ganda mo??
Mariska Hargitay y u so gorgeous?
Facebook  y u use old layout
Bayern Y u no win champions league.
po pse spo nai fal 2-shat fizika dreqi e marrt
Rev  y u so far away
Books on reading list y u so long?
All major stars die....MJ and elvis....etc.. JUSTIN BIEBER...Y U NO DIE?!??!?!!?!?!
Diablo 3 y u so expensive?
SHS y u so shitty?!?!?!?
Y U NO DO HW? MRS FARRELL KILL U
french !! WTF
2012
Hi
30TH MAY  Y U NO COME FASTER?!
conveyancing y u no make sense
Y    U NEVER CHECK INSPIRE BLOG!?
ms. lemke!! y u no put assignment on schoolloop!?!?
Torres Y u score no goal then 3 in one match
Justin  Y u like Osiris
Que tengo que trabajar ma&#241;ana? V&#225;yanse mucho a la chin...
Y U NO  Ready for u presentation
this life!!!
6 weeks of school left Y U NO end school
MEGHAN MORAN!!!  Y U SO DAMN CUTE
Y people ruin ifunny with reposts!
kirstie alley y u no love me?
Y U NO HAVE IPHONE ?
axchi y u so much makeup!?
XBOX LIVE Y u no let me play online for free?
Avatar Creators Y U No Tell us about zuko's mom
excretory system why you make me run to bathroom then do nothing!!!
Pollo Tropical Y u no realize your slogan make no sense?!
Y U SO EXPENSIVE
What is wrong with you ? why you say this YOLo shit ?
Kaylee y u fight With Kyra
Y u so faggoty!
y u no y u so popular?
Wind.... Y U SO WINDY
Y u so Mexican Hombrehh
rockstar y u so like crack
zeb y u no call me?
Facebook y u so boring?!
Y U chat cRyptic to me?
gary barlow y u no tweet ?
y u so lame???
Y U SO MEAN?!?!?
Crosby! Y u so gay!?!?!
girlfriend ask me y i so stupid i said y aint i so stupid
damnit barian y u no good in handball
Y u no like girls???
freshman Girls y u no wear clothes?
THERAPY WHY YOU NO GOOD?
Computer! y u so slow?
Y u so fat? you eat 6 chicken in can...
y u no go to musicfest!?
Internet Explorer Y U no be good?
Y u no! Y u so blue
Meme Y u so fail?
Fortune cookies Y u no make sense?
KEALING Y U SO GOOD
JUSTIN BIEBER Y U SO GAY?!
Y U SO  FUNNY
I don't always talk about Hitler in front of Mr. Roberson but when I do I'm Antonio cracolici
summa y u so pretty
Matrixowners! Y U SO CREEPY?
Poptarts! Y U SO Delicious!?!?!?
Albrizzio labs y u so many
Team y u no surrender ?
adam Moszczynski y u so sexy?!
shadi
Lexie Y u so fat?
PAPER SHREDDER Y U NO WORK
jen y u SO fantastic?!
HRVOJE Y U SO LAZY
Oana i iz.. LE FATHER OF U !
INDIA Y U SO SHIT?
Megan desisti y u so pretty
LINGUISTICS Y U SO LONG AND DIFFICULT AND MESSY AND Y TEMA AND REMA AND Y ASDFGHJKGHJK
Lea ralic y u so croatian?
Stijn Y U SO sexy
DC Y U SO INLOVE?
Outside y u so cold?
Drupal why u so difficult
WATER Y U SO COLD
guys! Y U SO ASSBURGER!
wes y u so mad?
GOT A MOSQUITO BITE DIDN'T DIE
we just got a kfc
Heeeeey Sexy Lady
Broncos shirts Arrive tomorrow
Santa Claus is bringing Romney For President Shirts!
PACK YO BAGS EVERYONE ANGELINA JOLIE IS GONNA ADOPT US
KFC ARRIVED
hell yeah SURVIVED apocalypse!
BROTHERS GOT EATEN BY LION  I GET TOP BUNK
drank water didn't get diarrhea
WOKE UP THIS MORNING STILL ALIVE
We just won minesweeper in real life
I GOT AN AUDITION FOR AFRICA'S GOT TALENT
SPURS SHIRTS GET HERE MONDAY
Patriots vs 49er's Super bowl XLviii Shirts Arrive tomorrow
brothers got eaten by a lion i get top bunk
that feeling you get just before the egghunt starts
food
I MIGHT BE STARVING BUT AT LEAST I DON'T HAVE TO STUDY FOR A CP EXAM
four more years !
Africa? Detroit.
i'M on holiday biaches
has no theater hunger games still continue
we moves like dis an de flies get tired
put ad on craigslist bad luck brian believed it
Just realised they don't have to outrun the lion just each other
we get food we do he nae nae
Pretend to be sick stays from school
When the elevator door closes And you're the only one in there
lions ate my brother  i get top bunk
I saw lion king 3d before it came out in theaters!
49ers lost? New Shirts Monday
hey madonna come and get it
circumcision? first world problem.
boom chucka lucka boom chucka lucka boom
we might not have food  but at least we are not slaves of our jobs like you mortgage-chasing fools
THE FEELING YOU GET WHEN A HOT GIRL LOOKS AT YOU
OP OP OP OP OPPA GANGNAM STYLE
waits for a teacher no teacher coming today!
mom gets paid today We eatin Ramen tonight!!
MEANWHILE IN MIAMI
don't you remember... we built this city!!!
Broncos Super Bowl shirts Come tomorrow
Miami Lebron Jerseys COme in Tomorrow
johnny v is being released on DVD?
Liverpool champions shirts Get here monday
RAVENS ALL DAY!!
Bought a samsung laptop can't stop dancing
get down wit yo bad self or gtfo
you must be looking like this after liking your own pic
got our gun permits
oppa  gangnam style
BLACK OPS 2 OUT TODAY
I Like to move it move it
Our Denver Broncos clothes should be here anytime
house PARTY!
khaled deactivated his facebook rasha is single
everybody dance now !!!
this is your face when you get a homework pass at school
It's Carlos birthday y'all  Let's get it!!!!!'
I HAVE  AIDs
yeah! tomorrow is monday!
What you mean I found a meme generator Aint nobody got time fo' that
mom won cancer going to kfc
do you want to see some of my best dance? lie down and always look up!
Tomato basil soup with Grilled Cheese!
U r my pumpkin pumknin oh my honey bunny
Who let da flies in? Whoop
waits for snow it snowed!
farts no one knew it!
everyday i'm sufferin'
Cant wait to get our 49'ers championship shirts and hats
49ers championship shirts arrive tommorow
49ers t-shirts for everybody
yehaaaa gue mau diadopsi angelina jolie
YESSSSSS! NICKO GOT HIS HOLE!
OBAMA REELECTED
Not On The eastern   seaboard
justin bieber is as good as dead
IT'S FRIDAY FAT NIGGAS
AHHHHHH YEAH  TOMORROW IS FRIDAY BITCHES
yeah! got a mail from wenger!
VOTED THINK SAGE WINNING!
FREE COTTAGE PIE IN THE STILL HOUSE I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT!!
i GOT gCOINS bITCHES!
all da single ladies
Detroit is for lovers Of hopelessness and urban blight
Miami Heat 3 peat shirts arrive on monday!
LEBRON JAMES MIAMI HEAT SHIRTS ARE COMING OUR WAY
Hells Yeah!! I beast
just found out  We fort peirce seminoles
IM ALL OVER IT
nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga i'm a 100% nigga
Just sold didgeridoo to white guy we are so rich now!
My first 3-day weekend in three years! Yeeeeah
Smile! We need to emote! That's what the judges are looking for.
Your &#163;3 a month is going on jagerbombs You gullible cunts!
Parents away overseas let the good times roll
PACS UNLOCKED WOOOOP
Niggas  be like
so Greta left? thank goodness!
come on 7!!!!!! momma needs a new spoon!!!
Brother dies new food suddenly available
Niggas be like kfc arrived!
your &#163;3 a month goes on jager bombs you gullible C****s
im a kung fu masta now let me kick u!
49er Super Bowl shirts show up Wednesday.
momma got new camera by selling all our stuff
lets celabrate we DON'T have aids
here's my number so call me maybe
so you gon&#180; let the team Hit?
Thanks god it's weekend
We do it for the rachets!!!
the garage is available? we're in!
in yo' face we had our turf home in june
SOMEBODY SAY FRIED CHICKEN?
DIablo II Bleh
IT'S SUNDAY WANNA DANCE
AND THAT'S WHEN THEY TOLD ME I AM PART GRANADIAN
every kiddie in da field gettin a little tipsy
every kiddie in da club gettin a lil tipsy
coming to the dance? hell yeah!!!
will dance for bands... but will settle for 38 cents
oh no we gonna rock down to electric avenue  and then well take it higher
YESS  We Have no school
Im rot weisS Deckel immerhin nicht bezahlt
tweets something biblical
hey obama! we got your obamacare swingin!
SHE SAID YES TO SCONES
ONE DAY I AM GONNA BE PRESIDENT OF THE WORLD! 'shut up barack!
The CALIFORNIA CHROME TRIPLE CROWN  T-SHIRTS ARRIVE THIS WEEK
Got droned by obama still here n@gga
Makes you wanne get some of thiiiiis
Gangam Style 2.0
random mode next friday can't stop dancing
Bradford 2014 Road trip!!!!
AAJ TO PARTY HOGI.....LETS CELEBRATE....
spring break
catching bus 2
9 DAY'S OFF BITCHES!!!
it appears to be time for the cardioligy project.
Pro Box Sweatshirts Arrive today bitches
BEER AND TACOS IN 3 DAYS
you be feeling  that mocara shit to yeah!?
BEAT THE KNICKS 133-105
UNBLOCKED NET CAN NOW PLAY GAMES ON FB
bEER AND DARTS NEXT TUESDAY? SOUNDS LIKE FUN!
NiP shirts arrive tommorow
Tscha tscha tscha got that space :O?
we live nearby a volcano. it doesn't always erupt but when it does
i forgot where i parked my rhino
follow me to the pit i have sugar cane
gu-dan-g ga-ra-m
Roundup feeding my people
magazine subscription arrived today!
i getting some nookie tonight
THIS IS YOUR REACTION WHEN WINNING IN MAA:PVP
eh sexy lady oppa gangnam style
NO Food Cans and waterbottels Great no Bisphenol A
That's the truth Ma' niggas
ITS FRIDAY NIGGAS
when your srp bill comes  & its only $50
Thanks for the shirts Broncos!
Denver broncos sb shirts Coming this week!
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY! SURPASSED THE LIFE EXPECTANCY!
Goes to nightclub Kevin sandstr&#246;m
Mnkt-er reaction when i say party is coming soon
when a friend stops by with a 30 pack of beer
he does the sloppy swish
ShoW ME THE MONEY
alright alright alriiiiiiiight
Moyes not sacked yet!
Gemma Kills Tara!
5&#246;s lett a dog&#225;d? mi iskol&#225;ba se j&#225;runk!
opens free fifa pack gets ronaldo
hell yea!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! we killed are first lion
I feel like chicken tonight like chicken tonight!
we like gigi so much in our country we cannot discern what bad flow is
that feeling you get after you finish your last final
MIZZOU SEC CHAMPION SHIRTS gET HERE MONDAY!
LET ME TELL YOU
our chances of dying within 1 year better than 50%
''WE MAY BE FROM EASTON''' ''BUT WE SUM ''DANCING 'N.O.E'S
q
Hurly Burly Burly! Yes It Is The Besty!
Ooooooohhh ooh kill em!
dad got speared in a tribal fight
saya suka status awak joget sikit
It's humpday mudabiches!!
keluarga  Dollah
can't wait to get a car i be swervin doe
Dengar tak? Dia tak dtg sabtu sebab nak main dengan kita
We don't have bedbugs crackers Cause they don't like the heat here!!!
Kalah All in..? Santay aja brow...!!!
Decrescita felice
we're not trayvon martin
It's friday my niggaz Time for some fucked up photos fro mccoy
DA! DA! DA! DADA!
ouaaaaaaaaaaai!! c'est VENDREDI
WE GONNA BE IN THE STUDIO LIKE  ON THE 27TH
timE FOR OUR TRAYVON MARTIN 100% OFF  EVERYTHING URBAN SALE
Jig gojag gajig gojag gajig Hey hey hey
no theater nearby hunger games continue
Like how we dance? 200&#163; a hour! Dick
Bruin Stanley Cup Shirts Get here Friday!!!
tanpa pendidikan kami bisa tertawa tetapi tanpa nasi kami tidak bisa berdiri
The Aaron Hernandez jerseys  get here tomorrow
jajajajajaja
Winner winner Skipping dinner
SALIENDO DE BALLET
do the rain dance!! in your birthday suit
Born Sinner Leaked
BITCHES BE LIKE  I CAN DANCE
WE ARE  MOHAMADS BROTHERS
WE ARE  MOHAMADS BROTHERS
Born Sinner Leaked
VISIT GIRLFRIEND SKIPPING THE GYM
This is my 4-day Weekend dance!
aint no doubt we are here to party!
the playstaion 4 exclusives are coming.. cant wait for jak and daxter 6
GAGNUM STYLE
MY LITTLE BOY GROUP
It's the weekend Let's get down and party!
inhale. exhale. Just got a Ounce in the mail!
Yesss!!!! porikha SHESSS
got trolled trolled him back
BAILEN  NEGROS CULIAOS
SWAG ON US!
Jls Before they were famous
SASS
It's your birthday dance if you want to
I GOT THEM MOVES LIKE JAGGER
DO THE HARLEM SHAKE
YUUUUUS!
TINI CURTINDO SUA VIDA DE MENINO NA AFRICA
Our stomachs are filled with Food not worms
THE NEXT MICHEAL JACKSON
ang mga lintik na walang hiyang mga cheaters kapag nagchehceat sa war laban sa amin. . .
i Have 1000 friends on facebook
I'M NOT LISTENING I DON'T CARE
We're Moving with rutherfords
i am so ready for so u think u can dance
Oh no Its Tak!
GRADES ARE BACK UP WE GOT MORE POINTS!
LOOK! THAT IS OUR KING!
Yo alaska its 100 degrees here!
That feeling you get before KU plays in the tourney
do do do do do The harlem shake
do you want to see some of my best dance? lie down and always look up!
do you want to see some of my best dance? lie down and always look up!
HAMMER TIME DUNNA-NAANAA-NAAAA
You see This is how I worked in my last company
Whatchu know  about the 3 step?
new season of justified
dO YOU LOVE ME? nOW THAT I CAN DANCE!
LIM&#211;N 2 LIGA2
do the harlam shake
YOUR &#163;3 A MONTH GOES ON Jagerbombs CHEERS YOU GULLIBLE SHITS
kwames not coming? partayyy
AND YOU DO THE HARLEM SHAKE
lets do the harlem shake
KOLO TELORITA DO THE HARLEM SHAKE
TODOS A LA FIESTA DE CUMPLE!
Con los terroristas AND DO THE HARLAM SHAKE
im sexy and i know it!
WIJ ZIJN SKAFFAAAAA
CON LOS TERRORISTASSS!!!!
Lets do the....... Harlem shake!!!!!
jerk that shit work that shit
legola mashin rodesac kakashis acxadeben gamarjvebulad
We 'bout to make a little change up in her'
Where did the music go? put on the pale girl's music right now!!!
WHEN MUM MAKES TACOS
STARTED FROM THE  BOTTOM NOW WE HERE !
KOK LEONG DO THE HARLEM SHAKE
TEACHER SAYS NO HOMEWORK HEHEHEH
DANCE BENJAMIN
HARLEM SHAKE GONE WRONG
NO MUSIC? NOT A PROBLEM
FATBOD AND CO. HARLEM SHAKE!
Harlem Shake desert style
hay little guys! can you teach me how to dougie?
lean wit it rock wit it
hoe  down
hARLEM sHAKE bEFORE IT WAS COOL
harlem shake
harlem shake
Oppa Roshan style
HOPA Inglila style
RED NOSE DAY SOON PARTAYYYY
DO THE HARLEM  SHAKE
kevin der har set linettes sm&#229; mygstik
the way i feel when i find out someone i dont like  just got fired.
i just got hired by gojet bitches
WAZZUP ?
M&#205;RANOS SOMOS VELLOS
YILDIRAY BEIN YALA
bitches be like i'm about to go function ayyyyye
Will dance for elo
Everyone do  the cyprus boogie
MONA LISA VINTAGE CHONI
AVICII tonight!
NO BED NO WHERE FOR THE MONSTERS TO HIDE
TOMA PA QUE TE ENAMORE MORE MORE
i bet these kids are better than rocco at fifa
TEACH ME HOW TO... BOOGIE!
GANGAM  STYLE  AFRICA
laura l&#228;htee kuulemma afrikkaan yebo
PLAY THAT FUNKY MUSIC WHITE BOY
DUUK EN LAURENS KOMEN BINNEN LAAT HET FEEST BEGINNEN!
PURO GANGA STYLE
OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE
OH YEAH ! MA PREMIERE PAIRE DE CHAUSSURES
cORTEX draa draa style
YES WE LIKE DUBSTEP
EVERY 60 SECONDS IN AFRICA A MINUTE PASSES
SCREW WATER I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT
i Ain't whininhg So you SHOULDN'T BE either
WOKE UP DIDN'T GET TAKEN BY KONY
get up to GET DOWN
MANDINGO PARTY YOU IN?
DEIXA-ME EM  PAZ !
A&M wins cotton bowl Free OU tshirt
Yeah buddy we just got a goat

KONY'S BEEN CAPTURED WE'RE FREE
OPA
SAW MY FIRST PAIR OF TITTIES
HAY SEXY BABY
FUNKY CHICKEN Y'ALL
SISI LA FAMINE !!
we haven't been informed that we're inferior yet !
THIS IS HOW SEXY AND I KNOW IS IN AFRICA
hookie in downtown brooklyn
SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE YOUR BOOTY
MIchigan lost? Free Blooming Onion Tomorrow!
welcome to my  house party
HEEEEEY IT'S HOOD NIGHT
Hell Yeah Drinks two bottle of hennessey and is party!
IT'S  PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!

Girl look at this body I work out
celebrate today we'LL BE IN FRAG TOMORROW
Hell Yeah Jason Bay Mets Jerseys come tomorrow
tijd voor de billeshake
HEYYYYYYYYYYY
OP OP OP OPA GAMNAN STILE
wochenende ausschlafen
I'm sexy And I know it
whoa
gangnam style blackout version
I LOVE DANCING
party at tammy's... let's go !
super listo para el party de  kimberly!
I AM SEXY AND I KNOW IT XD
PAPI PAPI
tonight strange forces
got fold-away desk got the bitches
and be equal members of a community
ZIE MIJN PIEMELTJE
4 boys  1 jar
hey look
MAKING MEMES WITH FRIENDS SOMEWHAT FUNNY OH YEAA
MOM GOT US CHICKEN!!!
CHEEMA bhaI KAHAN HAIN?? BAS UNHI KI KAMI HAI
its lady gaga bitches!
no ctds
BAILA CACIQUE BAILA
We got links from mac productions.com
DO DA MARVIN DO DA MARVIN
Mivan pics&#225;k f&#225;ztok ?
all you other slim shadies are just imitating.
That awkward moment the little kids saw gangnam style
december 8th booty shaking bass
blackstreet boys nsync gtfo
WAHOOOOO I JUST GOT SPONSERED
NBA 2K13 WENT ON SALE
SOY SEXI  Y LO SABES
opp opp oppa  Africa style!

POJAT T&#196;N&#196;&#196; PELATAA ZOMBII
I GOT MY HOLE LAST NIGHT NIGGAS
DOIN THE GANNAM STYLE
Came to take an exam during peak hours Made a COBA pass
never gonna give you up never gonna let you down
one does not simply stand still in africa
YEAAAAAHHHHH  JACK!
guess who our daddy is? Chcuck norris
It's Friday Friday Gonna get down on Friday
UP UP UP  UPON GANGNAM STYLE
the new twilight movie just came out No female supervision
OOOP OOP GANGNAM STYLE
op
it's peanut butter jelly time! peanut butter jelly
GANG NAM STYLE! ERRES SEXI LADY
TeLEsat AFRICA PARTY ON!!
WE GOT GANGNAM STYLE
HEEEEEEEEEEEYYYY SEXY LADY OP OP OP OPS GAMGNAM STYLE
Waits all night drunks come home
You got nothing for me baby .
Championship  draw is made Get london
We are! the next generation!
It' s your Birthday
WERE SEXY AND WE NO IT
gets first kill in mw3 celebrates
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE
EVERY MINUTE IN AFRICA A MINUTE PASSES
HOPPA GANGNAM STYLE HOP HOP HOP HOP HOP
THANKS FOR LIKING THAT PHOTO YOU SAVED OUR LIFE
GOOISE GOONS
GANGNAM STYLE  BITCHIES
HELL YEAH  NO HOMEWORK
dougie mon
AWEVO EL PUTO DE ARMANDO TRAJO QUESOS DE CHIHUAHUA
happy brıthday broooo !!!!
World Series Starts Today Verlander on the mound
DO YOU WANT TO  GET JIGGY WITH IT?
Yo Shawn
im sexy and i know it
AYO TWERK IT GURLLL TWERK IT GURRRLLL
COME AT ME CUZ
Africana sTyle
PENUTBUTTER JELLY TIME
HAHAHHAHA NO ONE CAN MESS WITH MY DOUGIE
TAC FINISHED? bOOGIE TIME
OPPA GAM GAM STYLE
GUNGUM-STYLE
WOKE UP DA SMORNING DIDN'T GET STOLEN BY KONY
HEY SEXY  LADIES
WE SEXY AND WE KNOW IT LOL
DANCE  THERE'S NOTHIN LEFT FOR ME TO DO BUT DANCE
we make sexydance good deal
african gangnam style
GOT HESKEY IN A PACK
YAYYY! My Country won!
VAI AN&#195;O! vai an&#227;o
FREE KFC?!?! hELL yEAH!
I said glass of juice Not gas the Jews!
Cant concentrate? i have a camp for that
6 million dislikes? have an idea
My K/D is 11 million to 1
Three jews walk into a bar i lied
Overpopulation? Challenge accepted
Can't afford art school? try genocide
When i heard what kony was doing I was F&#252;hrerious
can't Concentrate? I know a nice Concentration Center
conduct medical research without harming any animals
when life isnt going your way blame it on the jews
Kill myself Saw gas bill
JEW MAD?
you look like you could use a shower
I got 99 PRoblems ANd They're All Jews
Jewcy Juice Made from concentrate
I only killed my self for one reason I saw the gas bill
real heilarious An absolute lolocaust
jews are guilty in titanic's disaster Sturman
thinks about adequate enemy for germany chooses world
separate the juice by concentration
i'm hearing fuhrer jew jokes anne frankly i don't like it
no need to debate about gay marriage if there's no gays
happy valentines  be mein?
safety in numbers? tell that to 6 million jews
When life  gives you lemons invade poland
I SAID A GLASS OF JUICE NOT GAS THE JEWS
leaderboard rankings: 7
9
11MILLION KILLS AND 1 DEATH FUKING CAMPER
i put the laughter  back in manslaughter
i'm dreaming of a white christmas
riots in the uk? wouldn't of happened on my watch
gas was cheaper back in my day
we need more gaming room invade poland
why does 6 hate 7? because 7 8 nein
a jew is bullying you in class gas their family
I wish these airline seats had more lebensraum
HALT HAMMERZEIT
SOPA BILL? I wouldn't have even done that
My Men bring all the Jews to the yard and they're like
HOw do you fit 100 jews into a VW? 2 in the front
you look like  you could use a shower
Did you hear ze weather forecast? Zey are calling for HEIL!
i said gas the jews not REGENERATe the same memes
All I really wanted was to make the world laugh
I wanted a glass of juice Not gas the jews
humanity y u no Aryan
holy shit look at the gas bill
6 million kills 1 dead Camping like a boss
what happens at auschwitz stays at auschwitz
FEGELein! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN! FEGELEIN!
They say you have one shot at making history i took 7000000
Kills Jews Ends Economic Recession
wass da matter wit jew?
I vill advise you Not to play zat game
if justin bieber would be jew people would love me
This is mein kampf there are many like it
remember kids you can't spell slaughter without laughter
2day
Genocide? How JEWvenile
i wrote a book mein kampfy chair
MY Kill streak Is Over 9000
Kills non-aryans not even aryan
makes a mutual peace treaty with Russia invades
Wanna know why I really commited suicide? I got the gas bill.
GTL gas
World domination? czech
difference between pizzas and jews pizzas don't scream in the oven
What did i do to deserve this? Oh yeah
why do i get fuhrer and fuhrer upvotes?
I call it propaganda you call it fox news
i'm pretty sure it was czechmate
Can't focus? I have a concentration camp for that.
blitz or gtfo
I CAN HAZ EUROPE?
ich vergas oh rechtschreibfhler
speak german roll face on keyboard
DifferEnce between cookies and jews?? Cooking Time
on a scale of 1 to 10
NAtalie Invited me to her BBQ She likes the way I burn the Franks
Watch your grammar
worst actor of all time ? jewed law
Never take advice from insanity wolf
take it from me gas is expensive
HOW WAS COPPER WIRE INVENTED? TWO JEWS PULLING AT A PENNY
I said I wanted a glass of juice not gas the jews!
heil never surrender jew know what i mean?
Correct answer is either a or b. Not c!
neinty-nein problems and Jews are all them
wall street boring occupy france
that's so funny i'm dein
don't 'russian' to stalingrad before you know it your supply lines are too thin and winter sets in!
IF YOU'RE IN LOVE
Killed myself because they know jew-jitsu
i IMPLEMENTED gun control before it was cool
Happy bday gift in shower
When i pass gas 7000000 jews die
Dubstep is for punks goosestep is where its at
You smell Step in my shower
she took the midnight train going anywhere
KILL ALL THE JEWS THEY SAID... IT WILL BE FUN THEY SAID...
charlie chaplin fanclub
Gas prices went up That will hOlocaust alot
Wehrmacht Bitches at?
I WOuld have Gotten AWay with it If it weren't for those pesky russians
they didn't have to go in the shower as long as they ended in the oven
3 jews walk into a bar I lied
i never liked gas so i released it
Then they said I wasn't welcome at the barbecue... Because I always burn the franks.
I accidentally farted next to someone and they got offended What? a little gas never killed anyone
I only wanted to give germany back to its people who really won the war?
Can't Find something? Look in the Attic
whenever i'm down i remember i'm not a jew and i feel better
got A. d. d.? i know how to make you concentrate
100% jews from concentrate that joke is a little out of mien kamphort zone
I JUst wanted to paint.
SORRY I SHOULD HAVE GASSED PAULY D'S GRANDPARENTS WHEN I HAD THE CHANCE
Would jew be my valentine? I'll be f&#252;hrerious if you don't
Overpopulation? Challenge ACCepted
What happens at auschwitz stays at auschwitz
Almost took over the world but then I took an arrow to the knee
failed a class blames jews
40 years wandering the desert? must've dropped a quarter
♩♩A Jew for you and a jew for me♩♩ ♩♩Let's go on a jew killing spree♩♩
Jew Mad
kill the world's     wealthiest people act like it has nothing to do with money
homophobe? who said i was scared of them?
the holo what? oh! yeah that was me..
CO It's a gas
IN SOME WAYS I'M LIKE AMANDA TODD: FORCED INTO SUICIDE BY BULLIES AFTER I MADE ONE LITTLE MISTAKE
do what makes you happy
rock
kill jews part jewish
in danmark
one two buckle my shoe... three four close the gas door
frankly
Don't like the ghetto?  You can go to my camp! You can workout
good guy hitler conducted medical studies without harming animals
Worse than stalin? Oh nein you didn't!
the final solution to bad grammar
FIRE WILSON UND SCHNELL!
HOW HIGH DOES MY DOG JUMP? \ THIS HIGH
this isnt actually a mustache i really need to trim my nose hair
gas bill? i wondered when it was jew
you've got 99 problems And they're all jews
i said glass of juice not gas the jews!
damn jews charging me for gas
don't burn the candle at both ends! gas it! it's faster!
Paul Mitchell? Me likey!!
jew mad bro?
Smell bad? Step in my shower
dont have a date to prom? You're not concentrating hard enough
ECONOMIC CRISIS JEWS!
why use elecricity when you got gas?
4124570 KILLS 1 DEATH
I-cover not for jews!
I don't want any  Hit-larious jokes
i can't concentrate ? i have some camp for that
retard team ragequits
Invading poland bit off more than i could jew.
I'm just not  ThaT into jEws
I'M COOL WITH THE JEWS
ADVICE  HITLER
have a problem with jews? i have a solution to that
Hey jude
MY Favourite number is 9 9 9 9 9 9 9
they tried to send me to rehab but I said nein nein nein!
DO YOU LIKE mein kampfY CHAIR?
4/20 Jew forgot my birthday
You should have a shower It'll be nice I promise.
Can't Concentrate for Finals? I have a camp for that.
ARE YOU HAVING TROUBLE CONCENTRATING? THERE'S A CAMP FOR THAT.
have a problem? there's a final solution for that
genocide against the jews? oh what the heil!
I totally Support Healthcare mandates
Took over europe yolo
in event of da fire dial nein nein nein
Kill All the Je....
if at first i cannot find something i always check the attic
DER AXE EFFEKT
i got 99 problems but a jew ain't one
they say there's saftey in numbers tell that to 6million jews
Orange juice is better from concentrate
can't remember anything
Child has ADD? I know a nice concentration camp
SOPA BILL? And YOu thought i was evil
i like jews the way i like my cordial ...concentrated
nevermind i'll find someone like jew
conducting administrative hearings since 1889
stop screaming pizza
KPOP? KILL THE FAGS
when i know i  am missing something i always check the attic
eva always said she loved jewry
shave sides of mustache to kill jews successfully
POLAND VACATION? BEEN THERE
If theres one thing I hate more than jews its rollbacks
Someone forgot to pay the gas bill
Kim Jong Died Yea
Get Refused art carreer Become dictator of germany and kill 6mil jews.
Rejected from Art school? Start war
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN V NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN
Having trouble concentrating? I know a camp that will fix you right up
steht ein jude unter der dusche und konzentriert sich
i said glass of juice not gas the jews.
eva wishes to kill a mockingbird for christmas
has a german art teacher draws swastika
sieg heil!!!!
don't let a black man massacre more countries than you
Can't concentrate? i Know a camp for you
if you want something in life just reach out an grab it
oKAY
You better use The right arm!
BLITZKRIeg bop
Yes
for a million dollars
Plays league of legends PICKS SINGED
Thinking of you's working up my appetitE Lookin' for a little afternoon delight
verbrennt die bildschirme von Tobias
socialism bitches love socialism
go koffing use poison gas
live your dream at cloud Nein
After a long day at work I relax in mein kampfy chair
Hitler? I barely know her!!!
Miss me yet?
Wilders-vergelijkingen? abject en onaanvaardbaar
i Want you to enjoy X  Rebirth!
they said there was 'norway' i can take poland jew guys were wrong
HITLER KANN DAS SEIN?
THAT'S RIGHT. I WENT THERE.
ich ich f&#252;hre ich bin so sch&#246;n mich m&#246;gen die fraun..
Don't look at me thea von harbou wrote all the speeches
Why I've killed all this kids? MMmh… I thought it was hunger games
princess twilight? Blame it on the jews
Jew don't know who your messing with!
Do you agree rejecting your religious belief? yes / yes
70  years later and i could've had the republican nomination
im so great at hiding... even in death the russians couldnt find me
don't worry this oven will keep you warm
80 reqs per second? Fuehrer sagt NEIN!
here are your options 1.Fuck you im hitler
Godwin's Law
People need to see the similarities between Nazis using chemical weapons on innocent civilians and Syria using chemical weapons on innocent civilians.
grass grows
frEE GAS!!!!
GG EASY
plays cod is a camper
can't concentrate in ur study mangalam? i kow a nice concentration center....
Blue eyes White dragon? Blaue Augen-wei&#223;en Drachen!
SIEG HEIL! I'am the Leader!
when the political party you lead goes down in flames please kill yourself
who do I support for congress? george gollin
Me? A meme? Did nazi that coming
I'm so   f&#252;h-rious
Ocete na kampovanje? ulogorite se
my farts smell of roses and yours do nicht
meinkraft
Jew  You even lift
I will rise again
Taleked about Badgerland Sanity Pullers on the PullOff I was F&#220;hrerious
FICK DICH! ICH DEUTSCHE
Gas the Jews!? No I asked for a glass of juice!
IT'S JUST a BUISNESS NOTHING PERSONAL
kill the jews ALL OF'EM
you look pale Goodbye
STILL HAVE MY army ITS SNSD HAHA
its ok to be gay  not jewish
outlawed guns before it was cool
Anne
Jew you realize That everyone you know someday will burn
When in doubt zyklon b
i asked for a glass of juice not gas the jews!!
I SAID 6
Deutsche! Wehrt EUch!
gas chamber this
I LIKE THE NUMBER NEIN!
JE l&#228;nger der jude desto w&#228;rmer die bude
MICHAEL PINNUCK. WHAT A JEW...
if you start a war against jews you will lose
isn't it funny.. reincarnated as half black
I was FuHrERIOUS When the gas bill was jew
BA YOUPORRRN HOM OLE 2 EIER
the holocaust no-one remembers the laughs
psst i have a secret conquer the world
FEELING TIRED? tAKE A TRIP ON MY TRAIN
STOP TALKING JEW NEED CONCENTRATION
cannot concentrate? I know an awesome concentration camp
in 1000 years peoples will remember me i TOLD YA !
Obama and I have a lot in common We both think were are god
Offers Veycation Train trip
EVERYTHING I EVER SAID WAS PROPAGANDA AND LOOK WHOL ALL BLIEVED IT
VOTATEMI
I AM A HERO! I KILLED HITLER!
test result? fail. jew have to concentrate more
Boyfriend troubles? send him to concentration camp
NEIN
and that was... the last time anne frank stole my diary.
als je joden dood bewaar hun ingewanden
Schindler's List my ass i'm gonna get you
VEN I CAN'T FIND SOMETHING I ALWAYS CHECK ZA ATTIC
ask me about amway
ask me about ignite energy
MIST MADE A WOEFULLY UNFUNNY VIDEO OF ME... ...AND I'm FUHRIOUS!
kills jews starts a war
HEIL HITLER
I IN ENGLAND YOU DRIVE ON THE RIGHT SIDE LEFT IS THE RIGHT SIDE
can't concentrate ? i have a camp for that.
How do you pick up a smokin' hot Jewish girl? WITH A Broom and a Dustpan
I  ain't even mad bro  I'm f&#220;hrerious
better exercise your free speech... while you still have it!!!
xmen your furer approves
I support credit card company bram regulations
lost your job? blame ze jews.
i don't  have a neck
Frohe weihnachten w&#252;nscht der f&#252;hrer
Sales tax? how much does it holocaust
Singed? That's ma boy!
Note to self shut the stove after Simmering the Jews
WHEN IN DOUBT KILL ALL JEWS
IF YOU KNOW i want to go to toilet
OKAY THERE WAS A JEW AND A JUST KIDDING I SLAUGHTERED HIM
you did what thats not reich
i said a glass of juice not gas the jews
END OF THE WORLD? WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!
i said glass of juice  not gas the jews
EN MINIGOLF VIND JE DAT LEUK
MAROKKANEN...... UITROEIEN!!!!TAKKEN VOLK!!
happy holidays ? eliminate the kike right now. it's merry christmas
if you cant beat em' bake em'
went to shower never came back
КТО БРИГ?ДИР Я Я БРИГ?ДИР
IM BACK BABY
welcome to my crib and this is where THE MAGIC happens: the shower
pouring a bowl of cereal and realizing there is no milk makes me Fuhrerious
i punch the shit out of the jews with schindlersfist
two words: cleveland steamer
ATTACK RUSSIA IN WINTER
not feeling well? get the KRANKENWAGEN
МИСТЕР ГИТЛЕР ВЕСЕЛЕЙ В ДОМЕ СПРЯТ?ЛСЯ ЕВРЕЙ
how was copper wire invented? two jews fighting over a penny
why did i start a war to conquer europe? angela does such a better job
jew  mad bro?
chugga chugga choo choo run for the jew jew
jew mad bro?
Girl Rejected you and her last name is Goldstein Call in the troops!
Ok
Do you guys  like cinnamOn  ice cream? let's hang out some time
NAZIS? Never heard of them.
MONEY much money!
vou te comer anna farias
remember the past
yolo too bad
i'm back
GETS THIRSTY... BUYS ANSCHLUSS PUPPY
your not good in school? why not try more concentration?
HoloCaust Never happEned
lives in a terrible country 'I've got the answer!'
doesn't matter had genocide
88 from Israel problem?
My luftwaffe was p2f look how that worked out
you should end my work
No Money in Greece? So there are no Jews!
How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think.
i only drink orange juice from concentrate
I SAID BOTTLE OF GRAPE JUICE NOT BOTS OF RAPERS
Ich habe zwei juden
IF THE WHITE DON'T WIN WE ALL JUMP IN
i can count to  holocaust
when life gives you jews put them in an oven
Not funny. hitlerious!
MY GAS BILL IS REALLY HIGH
FREE MARKET CAPITALISM BAD GOVERNMENT GOOD
U DON'T WANT ME MAD I GET FHURER-IOUS
The kids at school are teasing you? Have you tried burning them?
Make 6 million jews toast for breakfast. they need the nutrition too.
i have a brilliant  Add treatment
i just finished taking a shower with oil of oy vey
i said killer jewels not kill the jews
why don't we take all the jews and push them somewhere else!?
DO U WANNA SANDWICH FOR LUNCH? NEIN !! I VANT A SAUSAGE UNT APPLE STRUDEL !!
I AM NOT MAD I am f&#220;hrerious
Make 6 million jews toast for breakfast. they have to eat too.
HAS BEEN REINCARNATED  GO'S BY THE NAME OF MS QUIN
Denmark always in the way
Did you hear about the black Jew? We made him sit in the back of the oven
I ONLY EVER HATED JUICE
you try to kill me you mother fuhrer
what kind of soap do i use? oil of oy-vey
Vote for me? Its the reich thing to do
there is safety in numbers unless there are 6 million of you
why did i cross the road? to get to genocide
i only count to eight BECAUSE when i say nein every thing stops
Wanted to kill all jews kills himself
HOW MUCH DOES A HOLLA COST? ABOUT DIRTY JEW
Der Fuehrer IS UNDER THE WEATHER I DON'T LIKE THE SOUND OF MEIN KOUGH
3 isn't a magic number for you? HaVe you tried the third reich?
COME TO GERMANY WE HAVE GAS HEATING
999? nein! Nein! Nein!
YOU SMELL A BIT HERE TAKE A SHOWER
a german man doesn't shutter because he's cold he shutters because he's angry that it's not colder
i hate jews niggers and catholics. but not midgets.
why does 8 hate 7? because 7 ate nein
I used to be sane but all went wrong after i turned nein
WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST... PAINTED THE EUROPE IN BLOOD
once you turn 60 never pass a bathroom or trust a fart
having math problems? i have your final solution
was right about the jews which is why they destroyed him
Corrects your grammar with a fragment
and then auschwitz myself
German tanks are UNDERPOWERED!
13 jews walk into a shower i lied
Jews did not give me art school certificate I gave them death certificate
whats the diffrence DIFFERENCE between me & napolion? I GOT a MOUSTACE ;)
Keep  Smiling
successful black man meme? not on my watch
No black characters in Day-Z   heil Dean Hall
i said glass of juice not gas the jews!
my favorite rock band is heilstorm
This time! we do it from banking!
Nobody understands me or my pain
eva braun  is taking all my raum
jew the food before swallowing
if That dosnt work eather.. just tell them there showers ....
DONT LOOK TO ME AGAIN OBAMA I ALREADY HELPED YOU GET ELECTED LAST TIME
I miss my jewish friends SO I RELOAD!
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN Call me Ladies
A car full of jews drive over a cliff! Why is that bad? Because you can only fit 7 jews in a car
A FASCIST was a progressive  mugged by world war I. --Daniel J. Flynn
I tie my shoes in little nazis
my kill/death is 11
Jew Mad
astrid lindgren is my sister just read all the books
Don't get into art school? Invade Poland.
new boss of aboriginal affairs
Why? WHY JEW MAD AT ME?
Mommy issues? Kill off all of her ancestors
Trying to take over the world? Don't  poison yourself
Make the world a better place One jew at the time
take my mustash and put it on lebrons hairline
You mispelled a word? kill yourself
This kony kid killed 30000 kids  that's cute
Who was the best jewish cook of all time? aha ha ha ahahaha
Attention Busselton residents Drink your chlorine and shut up
Can't find something?  Look in the attic
mein  kampf
let me draw or else
Kills the jews helps the economy
MILITARY DICTATORSHIP 17OZ SODA STILL ALLOWED
you ever wonder why germany and england dont play cricket? because the jews would get upset when we play for the ashes
you know i come up with the acronym for nasa  need another seven auschwitz's
i say its time for the jews to forgive and forget and let zyklon b BYGONES.
why do german shower heads have more than 10  holes  because jews have 10 fingers
finds out code lyoko evolution is live action takes suicide pills
I have advice for killin jews go after danny
'Hey Hitler
What the hell is a hollaback girl?
Oh you like cooking Let me show you my oven
WAKE UP THE TIME IS NEIN
Take shoes from jews Sell to aryans for profit
himmler!! i got messi inform!
Team Deathmatch 11 millon kills 1 death
The environment is suffering due to overpopulation? Well how about that...
My rental apartments are $500 gas is included
My favorite number is.... Sixty-NEIN
my favourite website  is nein gag
mustache small fury large
ich wette die juden taten dies
ALL BOARD THE NIGHT TRAIN
Kills soo many jews... probably camping concentration camping
Got ADHD? I can help you concentrate.
destroy all the gipsy when i said that i was tipsy
i love jew jew no love me?
can't concentrate? I have a camp for that
Can't concentrate? I have a camp for that
saw gass bill SUICIDE
Whats the weather like adoLf Heil!!
Failed coach Dunn's? i have a camp for that
you're in class and you can't find your pencil Search the jew
Sie k&#246;nnen nicht lesen Aber
Sie k&#246;nnen nicht lesen Aber
I don't always write books
they see me gasing they hatin!
Zee ozer shtudents laughed at your intaglio printz? Throw zem in zee acid bath.
I vill advise you not To play zat game
i made u rage quit  BECAUSE OF My k/d of 7 million to 1
need a vacation? here take a trip on my train
Fast and  fuhrious
you shagged rachel? jew mad bro?
you look dirty take a bath  here
They told me you have a 3.5 k/D ratio my k/D is 11 million to 1
spring time for me and germany
dislike all the posts in the vote zone get your post to trending
zeiggy sterndust
STUG LIFE
Me & mY MATES  ARE COMINGTO GET YOU
DATE MADDIE ITS THE REICH THING TO DO
Don't bother
sleep powder
baby i put the std in stud all i need is u
hey gurl! i wanna lickitung your cloyster
damn girl if i were clefairy i'd double slap dat ass
Ay gurl you wanna rhydon my dewgong?
Ay gurl You make my caterpie go metapod
u POKEMON? can i peek-at-chu
Young school girl wants to battle
i watched you  while you togepi
My cacoona Uses harden
I'M SO FLY I DON'T NEED HM02
Ay Gurl Is there a chansey i can cubone you?
Hey mart guy this trainer needs a condom
I gotta axew a question Girl You okay with ultra balls?
AY baby lemme sqirtle on dem jigglypuffs
ay gurl
I MAREEP YOU
You make my Bulba Saur.
You woke the snorlax In my pants
AY GUURRL Imma string shot all over you.
ay girl lemme zapdos pants off of you
HARDEN
Ay gurl you butterfree up your schedule cuz i'ma beedrillin' you all night
I Pikachu in the shower i won't raichu a sorry note tho
ay gurl wanna eat some rare candies?
wanna rhydon my weedle
imma Use stockpile gurl so get ready to swallow
EEEY GIRL i WANNA GIVE YOU A SLOWPOKE IN THE ASS
go ahead call the cops they cant unrape you
BUTTERFREE UP YOUR SCHEDULE CAUSE IMA BEEDRILLIN YOU ALL NIGHT.
DAMN GIIIIRL YOU ABOUT TO MAKE MY CATERPIE USE HARDEN
Ill Beedrill your Hoothoot I Girantina it
Wooh gurl you're koffing because you swalot
How bout I squirtle On dem jiggilypuffs
ay gurl wanna blow on my pokeflute?
Is there a chansey i can exploud all over your delcatty?
ay girl wanna check out my pocket monster?
Ay GIrl can i give you a slowpoke in your poke-center
girl you can lickitung my pokeballs
ay gurl lemme squirtle on dem jigglypuffs
ay girl we gonna make a film and its gonna staryu and me
sleep powder
Like a status within 6 seconds Stalker level increase
ay gurl  you wanna pet my digglet
i am gonna catch dat ass
ay gurl lemme know when u feel drowzee so i can pull out my tentacruel
Ay gurl Wanna use crush grip on my ironhead to make aquajet?
ay Gurl my metapod knows stringshot
aye gurl i can get you wet with out using surf
Damn gurl i bet you like to squirtle a little
oye Misty evolucioname el caterpie para que te lo metapod
Ay Girl' Let me lickitung dat poliwhirl
ay gurl wanna feel the weedle in my meditite pants?
ay gurl i want u gulpin my masterballs
AY GuRL Are you seaking my onix?
ayo gurl imma need a master ball up in here cuz you playin hard to catch
Ay gurl my weedle will harden and make your bulbasaur
wanna hold down to my super rod so i can take out my great balls
ay gurl my metapod only knows one move: harden
Aye Girl Aye Why dont you show dem jigglypuffs and I'll show you my onix
hay gurl i wanna squirtle in your meouth
ay gurl wanna teach my ekans how to use harden?
hay misty wanna see mah poke balls?
let me google it for you sex
HEY GURL LEMME SQURTLE ON DEM JIGGLYPUFFS
butterfree up your schedule cause i'ma bedrillin' you all night
when you push-up your making my bellsprout
i have some pokebolas for you come
AY GURL Let me squirtle all over D'em Jigglypuffs
HIDE YO KIDS
Elokid
ay gurl wanna see my pokballs?
AY Girl wanna be the x to my y?
I GOT A MAKEOVER IT COST ME 1$
children run up and hug me and i love every second of it
is that a wurmple in your PANTS
AYO GYAL U WANT SUM FUK?
lets play pokemon i will go get the......balls
sit on my lapras and rhydon me till my cubone squirtles on your jigglypuffs
Oh
hehe i squirtled
GURLLLLLLLLLLL Why don't chu marowak my bone club
Hey gurl Can I see your jigglypuffs?
15 years later Pdo-mon
baby is that a phone in yur back pocket because dat ass is calling me
What? The pokeman between my legs? I think its 'Evolving'
Hey gurl
seeing someone cute walk by dzzzzzzzaammmm
do you want to Lickilicky my Rampardos?
brock trains a huge rock serpent and pursues girls all time you get the allusion
hey
you are not mana potion
here comes The Squirtle Squad
AY girl wanna machoke on my tentacruel?
get on my bike i have rare candy
Why is Bulbasaur a plant i haft 2 grow him with a water
gurl why is your ass  so big if brock was here he will merry her
Meloon
DAT CHARIZARD. I WANT IT
NETFLIX DATE?...
I be going to anime expo Wearing the same shit....
lets go  DORKCHU
you are not health potion
AY GURL
generator por fin vacaciones
quisiera ser pirata no por el ni la plata si no por ese tesoro que tienes entre la patas
i have candy in my van
Ay girl u from belle vUe mUm Cuz u is a bell vU
i wanna see dem pikachus
Picos por donde  Orina bebe
A SENIORS FACE WHEN HE SEES A HOT FIRST YEARITE
ay gyal
ay gurl my onix knows only harden
STDS Gotta catch 'em all
hey help me pull my super rod before this seel gets away
I WANT THE P****
can i sqrurtle your jiglypuffs?
Ay gurl
dayum girl  i want a pieceochu
Ay Gurl I got me a weepin bell
wanna trade pokemon?
POK&#201;MON WIL JE MIJN POKEBALLEN ZIEN
I'M COMIN FOR YOU
Ins waschmittelfach der waschmaschine kacken ganze w&#228;sche voller schei&#223;e
See that turd over there? It's mine.
I LIKE TO CAPTURE POKEMON BUT I LIKE TO CAPTURE KIDS EVEN MORE
Ey model gurl Gimme yo digits
YA TE TENGO PEQUE&#209;A PERRA ROSADA
i choose vagisquirrel
i choose donkadonk
Hay gurl I JUST WANNA SIT HERE AND PICHACHU
go aheAd call the police  they can't unrape you
let me stick my wigglytuff in your meowth
ey girl  let me squirtle all ova dem Jigglypuffs
Girl your blinds was wide open last night So yes i masturbated
Aye Yo Josh happy birthday gurl
Ayy Girl Dem Feet
YOURS BLOCKED ME FACEBOOK NOW YOURS GOTSTA DIE
WHEN people look at me they run away from me
hey gurl wanna check out my pokballs?
AYe gyrl how yo look like food so ah just war eat yo
aii Gyal got Mil- Tank
how old are you 10
you look... nice.
THAT ASS!!!!!!
hEY KIDS WANNA TOUCH  MAH POKEBALLZ
Ash pedreiro used charm
HEY GIRL.. THOSE ARE MY POKE-BALLS
AYe gyrl how yo look like food so ah just war eat yo
Does This SMell Like Chloroform?
want to see my poke balllllsss
come here kids i choose yew!!!
dat ass.... hey baby
AYE GURL LET ME SQURT ON THEM JIGGLIE PUFFS
YOU KNOW  YOU WANT THIS
DAT JYNX
If I had a ditto  I'd use trAnsform on you
ey gyal ur ha ass fuh d whole familee
me chame de: Martony pi&#231;ud&#227;o 20 mole pi&#231;a e pi&#231;a
i'm gonna squirtle all over your jiggly puffs
wallahi  ur lookin fine girl
HUY MAMI ESTA MAS RICA QUE
YOU WANNA SEE MY POKE BALLS
she digs  the slowpoke
AY Gorgeous wanna ride?
Lemme lickitung your diglett
I'm done catching  pokemon I've upgraded to children!!
you end up like this if u play pokemon
you wanna play with these pokeballs?
ay gurls
Hey misty I'll Pound your cloyster with my cubone
ay gyal WHICh PART AH TRINIDAD UH FROM uh ass huge
yo niggachu getch yo ass back in this damn 8 ball
HEY CURL
ey gurl  yuh fadda is cut cane cuz yuh lookin rell sweet
aY GURL i'M ABOUT TO EXEGGCUTE MY DIGLET IN YOUR  Wobbuffet
GURL  CAN I SQUIRTLE ON YOUR JIGGYPUFFS
LOL GAY
damn officer jenni has  a fat assssssss
i caught magicarp you lost the bet
Hey Gurl
if life gives you tomatoes ash ketshum
ay girl can i jumpluff on that pachirisu?
GURL IMMA Rattata on dat ass
was told to catch em all so with every girl i went in raw
Imma Lickitung Your cloyster
After 40 times pound i struggle
i'm going to catch cloyster if you know what i mean
Hey mart guy this trainer needs a condom
ay yo nait newswatch where dem lady anchors at?
Damn
Better Rapidash to the Bedroom Cause Imma Scizor you all night
U Best not be koffing on my cubone
look like i got hit in the face with a shovel... don't care
ay gurl i wanna FERTILIZE your berry pots
nurse joy hold my balls
You play pokemon??? lemme play with yo Jigglypuffs.
Ay gurl
AYE Chicorita There's nosepassin' me
NURSE JOY here are my balls
DIGLETT DIG DIGLETT DIG SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE
DIGLETT DIG DIGLETT DIG SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE SQUIRTLE
hey girl you're more hot than my CHARMANDER.
aye gurl u wanna c retarded?
hEY  DYLAN
Yo May  heard you liek mudkips
Ay girl Im gonna spoink on your jigglypuffs
DOn't bother
hey girl can i squirtle on your jigglypuff
just caught em all stds
PrOf elm... Hide da pokedex Cause dey rapin eRrybody out here
hey girl
guuuuuurl that ain't a caterpie in my pants
my lickitung wants to make your bulbasaur
AY GIRL
OHAIDERE
Hello there i wanna lick itung
plastic surgeon! i choose you!
when you give me a water stone makes me want to squrittle all over ya
Ay Girl Can I Weedle my way into your Tengela pubes
join the army It's like cod
land of the free* *some restrictions may apply
America: Founded by immigrants hates  immigrants
three big macs diet coke
Loves his country hates his goverment
fattest country in the world best military and olympic team
RELIGIOUS FREEDOM EXCEPT FOR NONCHRISTIANS
Nukes japan twice still doesnt forgive for pearl harbor and makes tsunami jokes
world series only country that plays
freind asks if free on weekend of course i am. this is america.
This is the plan You die and I take their oil
pillage random country for freedom
i like my beer like i like my violence domestic
Gulf of Mexico? Gulf of America
Get called fat and stupid by other nations Beat the crap out of them at the olympics and land on mars
100% american made (made in china)
can't hear you over all this freedom
Your counrty has untapped Oil reserves? It's Ours now.
Yes We CAN But we won't
trillions in debt still most powerful economy in world
KICK THEIR ASS STEAL THEIR GAS
no english here i speak american!
We must declare war for oil....... ...Did i say oil? I meant for our freedom.
WIth liberty and justice to all* *EXCEPT mexicans
We're gonna free the shit out of you
Accept freedom or we will kill you
cHANTS U.S.A. AT HOCKEY GAMES DOES NOT REALIZE 3/4 OF TEAM CANADIAN
We aren't racist we have obama
National anthem old british drinking song
Build a wall to keep out the mexicans make the mexicans build it
All your oil are belong to us
Spain? oh
colonizing is for euro-socialists we liberate
Encourage other nations to protest against governments deny same privilege to people who put you in power
Be nice to america or we will bring DEMOCRACY to your country
the best defense is world domination
IN AMERICA WE DON'T DUCK FOR COVER WE EAGLE FOR COVER
Exporting democracy One bomb at a time
Here in America
We want you to rate this meme up
make children pledge allegiance to a government before they're old enough to understand what they're saying  denounce saddam hussein  for brainwashing
claims we must defend freedom systematically takes away civil liberties.
can't fix debt crisis       determine pizza is a vegtable
saturns moon titan has 100x more oil than earth sounds like titan nees some freedom
one reason why we are better than canada canada has justin bieber
vandalise indian reserve we dont like foreigners
Fears 'evil' countries using nukes Only country that's ever used nukes.
car runs out of gas buys another jeep
on a scale from one to america
Give Us Oil Or We WIll Call You Terrorist
the metric system can't measure freedom
McDonald's every five miles Not even sorry.
land of free speech Pursue wikileaks
PROUD AMERICAN (PUTS ISRAEL FIRST)
We had 50 states Puerto Rico
we're the good guys (at killing)
Not sure if patriotism or xenophobia
bad economy
Saturn's moon titan has 100x more oil than earth sounds like titan needs some freedom
soon
get called fat and lazy by other countries beat the crap out of them at the olympics and then land on mars
foreigners are faggots great-grandpa came from italy
preach democracy worldwide has 2 political parties
-finds oil in uganda- we must stop kony
'i'll die for my country' can't recite pledge of alliegance
Capitalism is the best! (Borrows from communists)
POLICE FORCE OF THE WORLD WORLD HATES US
oil war? No
america land of the foul bachelor frogs
We are the absolute best heroes There is nothing wrong with any of our plans
Quick
i don't speak BURRITO
'UNDER GOD' added to pledge in 1954 proof of religious roots
leader of the free world only one political party more than an average dictatorship
opportunity for all* *Some Exclusions apply
cut tax for rich raise tax on poor
hates terrorists founded by terrorists
life liberty and the pursuit of likes on facebook
Why can i buy a GRENADE launcher But not weed?
EITHER YOU'RE WITH US OR YOU'RE A TERRORIST
friend asks if i'm free this weekend of course i'm free. this is america
opportunity for all... ...but the middle class
got oil?
go to pakistan and fight for oil come back home without oil
buried osama bin laden at sea left room for the sequel
the only reason you disagree with me is because you hate freedom
last to help a cause first to take the credit
Chewing bubblegum and kicking ass since 1492 Ran out of bubblegum in 1775
last time i checked  it wasnt called the 'bill of needs'
We're going to free The shit out of you
we dumped bin laden in the ocean do something
Be patriotic take a girl
Oh
99% is good 1% is better
Kinder eggs hatch communists
i smell oil...
france owes us for savin' their ass wwii no
They hate us for our freedom not because we invaded their country and killed their people for oil
taco made of doritos? like god intended
join our military it's lag free
I apoligize if my patriotism OFFENDS you Oh wait
I can't hear you over the sound of America
Soviet spying on all their citizens is evil Our spying on everyone is good
AMERICA WINS EVERY SUPERBOWL
RED DAWN was my favorite documentary
land of the free created sopa
repeat after me
Democracy we deliver
who is going to win the next election? America
america better find some fucking cash in the next 6 months
NSA spying  Because you can't unsubscribe from freedom
we design it China makes it.
free healthcare?  AMERICANS ARE SO AWESOME THAT WE DON'T NEED IT FREE.
half of austin driving home drunk on halloween arrest peaceful protesters at city hall
everyone loves you here! except westboro baptist church
'vote for change' nothing changes
Osama bin laden? poor guy couldn't even spell 'ben' correctly
A German guy asks me how many world cups we've won I ask him how many world wars They've won
two world wars zero quarter finals
Brags to world about military power gets conquered by mexicans
freedom america's chief export
'Murika It's what the cool kids are doing
Opposing Tyranny With Manly Firmness
america was the best until stupid american humans live in my country
free money is for communists give farmers free money
Gets comedy from Fox Channel And news from Comedy Channel
Why did the mexican cross the road? To get to the free side
The europeans are pansies we play football without our feet
What's canada? you mean america jr.
OWES CHINA TRILLIONS PROMISES TO SUPPORT PHILIPPINES IF THEY FIGHT CHINA
hail to the american flag made in china
Freedom is not free Its $3.99 at walmart
This isn't sparta THIS IS MADNESS
wages war around the planet censors the word 'Fuck' in TV
LOOK FOR TYRANTS FIND OIL INSTEAD
Were watching you so don't do anything terroristy
sue others
The American crow has a larger brain than I but i have larger claws. That means I win.
STILL BETTER THAN YOUR SHITTY COUNTRY
football? handegg.
us marine corps it's the same as bf3 but no respawns.
We don’t hate other countries. We just don’t want to add them to our friends list on facebook.
We need to get the government out of government
Defend freedom other side of the world
English? I Speak American
I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY FREEDOM
Doesnt Cry Secretes Freedom Juice
Knock Knock
Shutup and eat your hamburger We've got obama care
Kicking ass since 1776
america liberating oil-rich countries since 1953
freedom or peace take your pick
We are clearly the only nation with issues
accidentally kill bald eagle you hate america
HAS UNSECURE 2000 MILE SOUTHERN BORDER WITH 3RD WORLD NATION ESTABLISHES TSA CHECKPOINTS ON tennessee HIGHWAYS
friends with israel doesn't like jews
Take Oil Blame Freedom
eats at subway only orders american cheese
Pizza is now a vegetable
plundering their natural resources under the guise of bringing them freedom one muslim country at a time
Where's Walmart On the Corner of Courage and Freedom
nukes japan twice never forgets 9/11
You want to leave? Leave
'guarantees' freedom. Still can't smoke weed.
celebrate american freedom with 600 million dollars of chinese fireworks.
Freedom cancelled Due to inclement weather
we usd to make everything in the world now we buy shit from china with borrowed money
we hate our neighbors canada and mexico
if you don't like it then do something about it yeah i thought so
we  must wean off foreign oil for national security and for the environment everything is made of plastic
Made in America with foreign parts
I DONT ALWAYS HOOK UP WITH MY COUSIN BUT WHEN I DO ITS IN AMERICA
Find land full of resources in europe. This land is now property of the united states of america.
NEVER FORGET elephants don't.
America: WE have the world's best government* *A bunch of corpOrate Puppets
Freedom of speech LOL JK! SOPA!!!
Drones in your backyard? get used to it
'merica If you don't like it then you can Git out
It's not 2014 Until it's 2014 in America
tax increases in 2014 you'll see...obama's on a roll
if i could i would sink my talons into his flesh and pick his bones clean
murika only place in the world
(I'M TRYING TO BE SERIOUS
politics meme everyone is instantly an activist
You want to upgrade?  Change your country setting to America
don't like american beer? communist
Two Words
Asian stealing your maN? Kill her.
America:land of the free and the home of the brave Won't allow gay marriage
national animal on endangered list till 2007
so we're HYPOCRITES What are you going to do about it?
This is america speak american
Commies are red
Dear veterans thank you ... for everything
AMERICA WINS EVERY SUPERBOWL
rock on citizens of ukraine
i dare you to eat a salad
we invade other countries under false pretenses do something
gets called fat and stupid by other countries dominates at the olympics and lands a rover on mars
futbol? it's pronounced soccer
terrorist? how about a drone missile to the face?
freedom of speech uSE AND ABUSE IT
home of the patriot act
vote
I watch C-SPAN for hours and never fall asleep
America  Come at me bro!
England... umad?
you want to shut down the goverment because you didn't get your way? sorry
Your country has oil? looks like you need a bit more 'Freedom'
Hates Immigrants Founded by immigrants
11 Million IMMIGRANTS? You mean 11 million new PATRIOTs?
JOIN THE MILITARY It's like COD
thats ill eagle
hitler holds olympics to show off 'Master race' Sends black man to olympics who wins 4 gold medals
can someone give us a hand with all this freedom?
The greatest country on god's green earth gets me hard
'DONT COMMENT ON THIS' TOO BAD
USA big brother sees everything ..
CRITICISES CHINA&#180;S INTERNET CENSORSHIP INVENTS SOPA
ENERGY PROBLEM SOLVED: HARVEST ENERGY FROM FOUNDING PARENTS ROLLING IN THEIR GRAVES
Beer in the shower? now that's america
IF YOU DON'T LIKE AMERICA... THEN F@*K YOU.
lives in america drives a toyota
Sees Britain is Hosting the Olympics Lands on Mars
You think it's your country? It's americas planet.
come at me 'bro'
free the world take their oil
I ATE A CHICKEN COME AT ME BRO
Support our troops has confederate flag tattoo
Oil or gtfo
Kill race celebrate it every year
melting pot ftw we're all mutts here
Proud OF Great American Cars Drives A HYundai
Overconfidence does not exist
Lose to Canada in OT Shut up
Advocate 'democracy' support aristocracy
i can't hear you over all this freedom
freedom to conform
in america we are free to make laws that dictate what you do
OIL IN TIERRA DEL FUEGO? CHILE NEEDs A LITTLE MORE DEMOCRACY
ALL RIGHT BELGIUM  WE'RE READY
you guys can win the world cup we'Ll win the world war
YOU....yes YOU Here you dropped your wallet
And the home Of the Chiefs
Support the 2nd amendment By supressing the 1st
boko haram kills hundreds and kidnaps little girls? sounds like nigera needs some Navy seal freedom
did you take an oath to defend our constitution from enemies both foreign and domestic did you mean it?
freedom for all* *not available in all areas
drops nukes on 2 city's never forgets 9/11
SYRIA HAS OIL? BETTER GIVE THEM SOME DEMOCRACY
Proclaims war on poverty Starts war on poor people
Freedom is temporarily closed we will continue to liberate you when funding is made available
1776: All citizens are soveign 2013: all citizens are terrorists
barack obama & family have been arrested & detained at gitmo prison...more news at 11:00
Oppressing my 2nd amendment? OPPRESSes your FreeDOM of speech
start war first ask questions later
life
alcohol-Free? Treason
america two time europe liberator
DICTATORS HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY DEMOCRACY SO WE CAN DEMOCRATICALLY ELECT OUR DICTATORS
stars and chicken strips
this is america you're god damn right I am
IF IT WEREN'T FOR US YOU BASTARDS WOULD BE EATING BORSCH
'Murica
Never Forget McRib
goddamn terroist need to learn how to speak 'AMERICAN'
You want to be an American? Better eat your Brussel Sprouts!
Sorry We can't hear you over our 104 Medals
In America either you're rich
i just bumped this back to the first page do something
I Don't speak english I speak American
CAN'T AFFORD CURING CANCER STILL CRITICIZES EUROPE
Freedom of speech Except anywhere where people can hear you
mutually assured destruction? nuke'm
when you're driving and you get all green lights The winds are in thy favor
The Olympics are simple both teams play
Don't like tater-tots? terrorist
As an american i fight for three things  life
Build a fence make mexicans build it
American eagle
1% Democracy 99% whoop-ass
the golden rule Those with the gold make the rules
America needs you to finish the last week strong!
We are free to take your freedom away
america
You keep taylor lautner one less red indian nuisence
my truck has nuts just like my dog
reading the ny times is unpatriotic
Now without discrimination Unless you're gay or smoke cigarettes
christina aguilera.. just no
displeased with government? AT least you're not dead.
15 trillion? bullshit.
Hide and seek we win
in america we wish we were soviet russia
'99%' looks like a tasty snack from up high
Changing Other Countries Flags Since 1776
eric cantor don't let the screen door hit you on the way out
One a scale of one to America
celebrate american freedom with chinese fireworks
America: where gyros are everywhere but doners don't exist
In capitalist America we don't have poverty we have 'Low Socioeconomic status'
INCARCERATES HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS EVERY YEAR THE LAND OF THE FREE
Stops hitler and gives jews their own country... Gets taken over by jews
arne duncan you're evil & so is common core
the status quo is unacceptable
there is no such thing as 'just' an american
Australia found oil Needs more democracy
Most Powerful Air Force in the WOrld? US Air Force Second most powerful Air Force In the world? US Navy
Waterboarding Is when we baptize the terrorists with freedom
america f*ck yea
two time world war champs! Happy birthday 'Murica!
Looks like Syria Is asking for some freedom
this is murica
If you're not thankful for your freedom... LEAVE
I HEARD THERE WAS CHILDREN
they took our twinkies we'll take their lives
gOD EXISTS AND hE'S aMERICAN
Peace in the middle west
Has a game show called 'survivor' where people sign up to survive for fun
I KNOW WHERE YOU're LIVING
Uncle sam wants you ...and your oil
Bars can't serve alcohol until 11AM? socialism
upvote patriotic memes or the terrorists win
DICTATORS HAVE BEEN REPLACED BY DEMOCRACY SO WE CAN DEMOCRATICALLY ELECT OUR DICTATOR
Land of the debt
Thinks goverment is wrong Still believes jesus is the answer to all him problems
you're in america speak english brags about being german
Takes 5-year-old to scariest movie of the year Blames the schools for the murder
$2.4 Billion on Halloween Candy God Bless America
Bringing brown people freedom with high explosives
hey china! bring it on
our necks are getting a workout from all these gold medals
i speak liberty not delivery
95% fat and useless LivE on the achievements of the other 5%
GLORIOUS NATION OF EARTH! No money!
land of the free 25% of the world's prisoners
My other ride is your country
No Springsteen? Be your own Boss
HAPPY 4th JULY AMERCIA
CELEBRATE our INDEPENDENCE And the Native's Demise
Fly With Me Baby
Jesus? Not In My Constitution!
Immigrate to america learn english
kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiill freeeeeenzy!
I Want You Out of the Country In 24 Hours But All Countries Belong TO America
Follow my nwo  submit to our superior force
-nukes japan twice- -still butthurt over 9/11-
it takes more than a few planes to destroy this country but one president obama might be able to do it
Land of the free soon to be socialist
we'll put a boot up your ass it's the american way
Freedom Tastes better than your Kinder surprise
you can still rock in America
lynch 'em
Lynch 'em
AYE YOU...YA YOU.... YOU AINT SHIT!
i will get you in your sleep
ain't no majesties here 'cept the purple mountains
f-35 costs escalate buys 2443 anyway
all of the australians must die
These colors don't run but your blood will
come at me exam week do it
make world peace or die trying
Canada? Aka Northern America
Iran has nukes Let's anger them! What's the worsT thing that could happen?
usa
Only in America can a news network (FOX NEWS) be less trustworthy than Wikipedia
You send illegals I send soldiers
I'm watching you because america never takes shit from real people.
you free next wednesday period 3? do a tour
otto dublin definition of communism
otto dublin definition of communism
land of the free home of chuck freakin' norris
Let's try lowering taxes on the rich again It's got to work ONE of these times!
WHy do these stupid customers Ask me so many damn questions
i can't hear you over all this freedom
drop down and getcha eagle on
'Are you Free this weekend?' Of course I am. This is America.
i can be both black and white cause im an american
murkan eagle
ACme you make me so proud
'MERICA
Care about your government ...the same way they care about you
We don't 'Steal' countries We 'liberate' them!
one baconator combo meal and make it a double
one baconator combo meal and make it a double
Hard-working
half-staff for whitney!? i'm flying to north korea
Only Country that plays american football  proud of it
Refuses the metric system Problem?
'trickle down theory' is just a theory u know
the people have more power than the government? solution: PATRIOT ACT
Lookey what we got here. Mex-e-cans
I AM TRUE AMERICAN MADE IN CHINA.
'MERICA
america was founded by christians
no fear big johnson
Thinks modern warfare 2 is a realistic first person shooter
'99%' looks like a tasty snack from up high
transformation of an eagle  scout
morning run segway
bipartisanship when both parties agree to screw us for their mutual benefit
America has the fattest populace on Earth I scowl upon them
THESE COLORS DONT RUN
hah! Canadian!
4th of july's forecast: pride with a chance of freedom
Molotov Cocktails? We call them freedom cocktails
This isn't A-'Merica This is THE 'MERICA
i'll take more aoh with a side of freedom
looks like your waffles need some FREEDOM
looks like your waffles could use some freedom
don't worry belgium freedom is coming
barack didn't try to save 4 americans during the benghazi attacks michelle's hashtag & selfies demand release of nigerians
Eage Mascot Solution for immigration
Wait
'canada is better' o rlly now
On a scale of 1-10 I give america a 1776
Move over world The soccerball champions have arrived
HAVE YOU EVEN CONCEIVED WHO WE ARE? SOMETHING BECKERMAN THIS WAY COMES
no waffles today today we just serve freedom
America - the sexy rainbow I mean melting pot
AMERICA I said hold your ground !
clan about to break up? SOUNDS LIKE THIS CLAN NEEDS SOME LIBERTY.
waterboarding baptizing terrorists in freedom
'Murica
In america
Too many people out of the box  sounds like they need some freedom
VENezuela has oil? sounds like they're ready for some democracy
rednecks hate the government until there's a war
Burger Ingredients: Beef
Attempts world domination... Too obese.
Seems like EU Management has taken over Aeria Looks like Aeria needs some freedom
Sounds like... You could use some freedom
none of Antarctica isn't owned my any country seems to me like antarctica needs some freedom
ever notice the commercials that depict stupid caucasian males vs intelligent negro males and/or females? sick of that shit yet?
Freedom Never Sleeps
enjoy that freedom
ukraine has oil? sounds like they need some freedom
A SODA COMMERCIAL  THAT SHOWS AMERICA IS UNIFIED
Nigga say sum else
spoons? you mean freedom shovels!
freedom and other bullshit
if i could deliver ordinance guess where the bullseye would be
how convenient everyone on the airplane survived except loretta fuddy...everyone remembers loretta
does the uk have the courage to execute Michael Adebolajo & Michael Adebowale?
Recycle? i'm not a communist
voted number one again as biggest threat to world peace
U.S. Army Protect your nation
France Helped win american revolution hates france
Chrysler: What's more american than america? Coca Cola: अमेरिका El יפה
You hear that? That's the sound of Freedom
well done croatia
ZEE
sooner or later we'll be fighting in the streets to take back our country
denounce common core for what it is...evil
it will happen soon
it's simple kill him
Olivia's dad be like: Sit yo $5 dollar ass down before I make change!!
May we spy on our friends? we have no friends
liberty or death? how about both...america regains her liberty through obama's demise
progress now is an evil progressive organization that should be disbanded for all time
impeach & incarcerate evil barack hussein obama
Your country has untapped oil reserves? Sounds like you need some freedom
I'm bringing Freedom
Would you like some invasion with that invasion
the consensus is americans want to see your head smashed flat with a rock
Immigration? There are a lot more problems to deal with
obama
BRAZIUI PYZDEC!
we are running out of women and child blood
We're gonna bomb Syria because they used chemical weapons that they didn't buy from us
Don't tread on me! 'cause I am full of shit
Use GnuPG and say: no
now that your 18 you can die for your country partake in weird creepy *cough cough* movies and throw your life away but no alchohal yet because this is 'murica
KILL RUSSIANS
sorry cant hear you over all this freedom
If i try to escape i can rape endi
Everyone Kill Trip And He Needs To Leave
Obama  Time to leave
SKYMATA THE GENERAL OF MINECRAFT
40 dead in train accident
Land of the free from privacy and honesty
United States of America Rebellions... yeah we mastered that SH!t over 200 years ago
eagle says fit a fucking cyno you jewbears
DON'T UNDERSTAND DEMOCRACY?? LET OUR GUNS TEACH YOU
#OGIGANTEACORDOU Bom dia Vit
I'm american Now give me karma
TeA? I THINK YOU MEAN LIBERTEA.
JE TE REGARDE AVEC MES YEUX DE FURIE!
'I'll die for my country.' Who's next?
Oil In your country? It's time for some freedom
Harbours war criminals has a concentration camp abroad
fighting a 'war against terror' for over a decade while simultaneously funding and arming terror groups.
Say the word transparency one more time and I'll gouge out your eyes with my talons of freedom
This is america I'm always free to go home
I'm sorry
Obey America Or else we will bring democracy to your counTry
You bombed boston? Have some freedom
you'll nuke us? no balls.
Prepare to be liberated
obama
Do i look worried
i am steven vorkman beak master 5000
Sequester ? sounds foreign to me
Hey
Be Nice Or we will Be Mean
jack creamer you make america proud
Come at me kim chi un
AMERICAN EAGLE
gonna go america all over everyones asses
6000 dead pigs in major source of chinese drinking water guess who.
venezuela has oil
CAPTAIN FALCON WHAT AMERICA 'KNEEDS'
North korea must not liKe  Existing very much
Nice oil you got there It'd be a shame if someone  Invaded you
Took tuition assistance away from our soldiers to make them meaner
You know what's convenient? America.
God bless america and no plaCE else.
Hablas Espanol? Sorry
FILLI L-GHASFUR NAZZJONALI TAL-AMERKA FILLI S-SIMBOLU TA' ZARENU BONNICI
Wanks are for the free
Welcome Back To America
two wings same bird
Venezuela has oil... and chavez died They are ready for democracy
HUgo chAvez is dead and they have oil?  They need democracy
games really cheap i will eat you
'murica
invades country for political reasons accidentally finds oil there
fat
YOU SHALL SEE
Dont tan without sunscreen its not american
freedom highest depression rates in world
Time for a little democracy
Freedom
wolrd series? yes its here
america's government can assassinate anyone they want SOUNDS LIKE AMERICA NEEDS MORE DEMOCRACY
finds dinosaur eats it
No one cares what actors think
creates a system of checks and balances. kills anyone who tries to check or balance it.
I'm sorry i cant hear you over my freedom
Hey Canada: you can unlock your phone? Sounds like we should bring you democracy
Australia has oil? Time for a little... democracy
If you are not from america then you are technically an arab
GOD BLESS... AMERICA!
Britain burns our capital in 1812 we bail them out of both world wars
well regulated militia where have you gone?
Australia has oil? time to give them some democracy
Accept old school now!
What part about being American?  Allows you to do nothing when government corruption runs ramped?
JOIN THE ARMY OR I'LL EAT YOUR FAMILY
AMERICA STAYS IN AMERICA
I am Smiling
get off my blimp!
post ya schedule if ya'll love 'merica
Ju mess wit us ju get yo asshanded to you on a silva plattah
You should be able to buy a gun in a shop around the corner in order to protect yourself...  ...from somebody who could buy a gun in a shop around the corner.
'Murica Where we fight for no reason
Kids die in america: unacceptable kids die in middle east: just bussines
undefeated at home and away
I AM DIMITRA DE LEON
::TGH *.S.T.A.{L}K.E.R.*2013 ::TGH *.D.A.{V}.L.A.*2013 the kilers
we have to kill each other with military grade weapons to preserve freedom! 'murica.
america only country to disguise their wars on homeland by calling them air shows
No no continue I'm all the way up to giving 1/2  of 1 shit
fREEDOM for        americans bombs for the rest
THIS THREAD IS NOW UNDER AMERICAN CONTROLL
When the Ravens Win Freedom Loses
oil? get the troops ready
land of the free
You get gas at bp? get the hell off my property
You keep What you kill!!
Called the fattest nation by other nations Hostess going Bankrupt!? nukes all nations
Im sorry  from my understanding you went to oxford
WHERE DO YOU  THINK YOU'RE GOING
illuminati? sorry
It's okay america will fill the void
'merica
my name is brendan
I'm Sorry I can't hear you over my freedom
Sorry Iran Liberty wins again
Support the death penAlty Killing is wrong
Votes For American Idol Every Year Was too busy to vote for president
WelcomE
Give me land or i'll F*ck you up
you can be happy that we saved your ass in world war ii otherwise there would be a country fighting wars all over the world
Our great nation has gone from being the land of opportunity to the land of entitlement.   this country owes you nothing.  But you owe it everything.
voting those who don't are no better off than those who can't
I ate the eye of the tiger
now appearing on a t-shirt in a wal-mart near you
smoke everyday
how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 0
America is all about speed.  HOT
tHE  AMERICAN  INFRASTRUCTURE  IS  CRUMBLING... DUCT TAPE
I'm in the air national guard you're in the international guard?
[CSG]Rozza|D makes sure criminals get shutdown Law Officer of the day with a total of X arrests
No juan shall Cross the border
ROMNEY PRESIDENT? HA NOT GONNA HAPPEN
The Only wing that matters Right wing
El olhar matador
home of the myocardial infarction
But if we don't let our military recruit minors who are we going to convince to invade foreign lands?
Greatest country on earth get to choose between 2 political parties
sAYS HERE YOU'RE FROM mEXICO... SOUNDS LIKE SOME KINDA MADE-UP GAS STATION TO ME.
dream like a hippie
Mess with the best die like the rest
Listen to the Morning Drive Or I'll crap on your windsheild
hey canada go f*ck yourself
hey china! bring it on
ARRRRRRHHHH ARH  IM SCARRY
there are two types of people in this world The FREE AND SOON TO BE FREE
get ready
THEY CHANT 'DEATH TO AMERICA' GUIDED BOMB TO THE FACE
we will free and humanize the shit out of you
Republicans and Democrats these days follow the constitution  like Westborough Baptists follow the Bible.
Dream like a hippie
ı got this
America is coming for you
Freedom isn't free and neither is my big mac
Chewing bubblegum and kicking ass since 1492 Ran out of bubblegum in 1775
get called fat and stupid by other nations beat the crap out of them at the olympics and land on mars
So youre saying... those buildings just fell by themselves??
today its soccer MANANA su espanol
Immigrate to america learn english
If you don't help me your a terroist
guns don't kill people
'MURICA
We don't play volleyball with japan we play nuke'em
army aren't Ready to be marines yet
has citizens that don't pay attention to top athletes deports them to mexico
invade every country on earth get bored decide to invade other planets
One does not simply... walk into the usa
We have captaIn America   'Nough said.
friend asks if free on weekend of course i am. this is america
f-14 tomcat retired in 2006 f-15 eagle stays until 2025
are you freejuly 27th? of course you are. this is america.
A Merkin
the philippines needs us for a tiny island
Oh yes we can make another animal meme
Any problem? we nuke you out buddy!
WAR DAMN 'MERICA
I Want You To Flush The God Damn Toilet
Constitutional Freedom of speech JK
I like to party
i am sexy and i know it
Western eagles Still undefeated.
Judgmentally quote bible can barely read
LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE
make shitty memes
LET THIS MEME DIE
procrastinate until the very last minute
keep calm
just let it go
burp
don't call her
Solve the problem
win
NO.
don't punk out this time
STOP
Shoot up
stop posting memes
stick it in her pooper
just do it
take her life
kill the traitor
FAP
don't blink at the weeping angel
play call of duty ghosts
let your neighbors party hard all night
Love alina
don't listen to YourFavoriteMartian music
gtfo
panic
make way for      the bomb squad
*Relax*
let her do her thang
plot revenge
unfriend  them
Bwar Ovaltin
y vamos a dar una vuelta al cielo...
shut it down
Let's cook meth
and chase your dreams.
CELEBRA ESTE 10 MAYO EN DA GIUSEPPE
edit rude memes.
STUDY HARD
FALSIFICA RECETAS MEDICAS
PLAY COUNTER-STRIKE
get a life
Fart rainbows
wear a plastic kneecap
STFU
NFJD
shit bricks
find a fandom
HAVE SEX
unfriend all the equals signs
STAY AWAY FROM DOMINICAN MEN
VAFFANCULO
love edward cullen
WAIT FOR 16 MARCH
LIKE A BOSS
FART
SHARE THE BED
JERALD
KOZ
Merci

Do parkour
gank
DUB STEP
kill yourself
TRY NOT TO FALL OFF THE BED
wank
harlem shake
rave on
TYRHA ? X
DO THE HARLEM SHAKE
WAIT FOR A MATE
me gusta!
fap fap fap
LISTEN TO alexandra
eat Jannie se ma e chilli sous
CHILL
shat-tha-fack-ap
EAT UNCOOKED MUFFIN DOE
KEEP CALM AND  IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT
LOVE BENJAMIN LASNIER
be trollin'
fus ro dah
VENY!
PLAY COD
BE GAY
NAO SEI O QUE SIGNIFICA
Bump Nasties
LOVE ME AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOE DAT
... YOU KNOW WHAT
keep studying
RUN FOR  YOUR LIFE
SHATAP
fly the flag !

RT
be a boss do nothing
Love ponies
Love WWE
feel up annalee.
EAT BREAD
CREEP ON
LOVE  EMILY AND ELLEN
get lajessi weaves
write your congressman
PLAY HALO
DIE
create a meme
and be  a badass
EXCEL
FART
SO FART
KEEP CALM AND  LOVE AMY
UNLIKE THIS PAGE IF YOU ARE A TEACHER. THANK YOU!
party  Tonight
EAT
SMOKE WEED
KEEP CALM AND LOVE EVA
KICK BABIES
TAKE A DUMP
MAKE CRAP GET REAL
love ana airlines!!!
Become one with russia
fap on
HAVE 6 FINGERS
LOVE SAM
or run for ur life
And date a correctional officer
keep calm and shut up
HAVE A BEER
LET JR SMITH TAKE THE LAST SHOT
LOVE SOCCER
LOOK RONALDO SCORES
KEEP CALM AND  MINE CRAFT

KEEP SUCKING DICKS
LOVE YOUR SELF
NEUK
KISS ME AGAIN
milk me
swallow
calm the keep
GIVE ME YOUR SISTER NUMBER
PRONE FROM SNIPERS
KILL ALL THE PROFESSORS
don't ask                Questions
KEEP CALM AND FART FART
LOVE YOUR SELF
break the door
KEEP CALM AND STAY ARMED :P
LICK MY NUTS
LOVE ME
don't panic
REMEMBER  VOTE BLP
fap
GET A LAMA FARM
LOVE DAMIAN
LOOK AT MY FANCY PANTS!
SHUT UP
meme
LOVE JAY MCGUINESS
HAN
blame it on the dog.
DAME UNA MAMAITA
KEYBOARD BASH!
wake in public butthurt wearing latex body paint
MAKE ME A SANDWICH
F.... OFF
WATCH GLEE
EAT USED TAMPONS
SHUT UP
COOK METH
secede from the union
LISTEN TO GANGSTERS
KILL CHUCK NORRIS
A SCHNEIDER TA PUTA
DIE IN A HOLE
FOLLOW ME
BE FREE
raaage quit!!!
PLAY XBOX
love fio
FART
cut yourself
Make awesome Memes
I'M ITALIAN  AND CANNOT KEEP CALM
WATCH EPISODE iv AGAIN
STAY COOL
GO TO ROSA
take all the lives

FAP
KILLL Bieber
estimate costs
GANGMA STYLE
RAGE!!!
eliminate kikes.
EAT FOOD
LOOK IT UP ON GOOGLE
have a 20$ bill too much money to buy from a vending machine
bought michael jackson tickets then he died
WOKE UP TOO EARLY NOTHING NEW ON FACEBOOK
WENT TO THE TOILET FORGOT MY SMARTPHONE
Can't Decide.... Between Chrome or Firefox
found favorite food at end of buffet plate already full
I'm hungry... but if i go downstairs my parents will get me to do things
I'M SO POOR I HAVEN'T EVEN GOT A POOL
I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR A MEME BUT I DON'T THINK PEOPLE WILL UNDERSTAND IF UNLESS I EXPLAIN FULLY BUT THAT MEANS I SOUND LIKE I'M LECTURING PEOPLE AND PEOPLE WILL GET BORED.
less than 5 minute commute from home to work Radio plays commercials during the entire trip
1st click on mechanical pencil too short second is too long
Loading screen was too short to read the message
MOM MAKES YOU BREAKFAST TOO HUNGOVER TO EAT
i pulled up to the mailbox in my car to get the mail but the mail is too far back
life gave me lemons dont have any sugar to make lemonade
made an image that could've been popular nobody noticed it
no more coke   had to take pepsi
stop putting so much pressure on me  i dont know what i want for my birthday
my fave organic
quickmeme.com stuck at encoding had to use memegenerator.net
Staying at a lake house villa No wIfi connection
headphones tangled
DIPS COOKIE IN MILK BOTTOM HALF FALLS IN
wANT TO COMPLAIN ABOUT SOMETHING nOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT
GOES ON COMPUTER INTERNET DOWN
I WANNA GO GET FOOD BUT THEN I'LL HAVE TO PUT CLOTHES ON
left the exam early remembered all the correct answers
They only have the Dvd But I wanted the Blu Ray
TRYING TO LISTEN TO MUSIC WHEN ONLY 1 EARPHONE WORKS
really want to submit this great link but they be won't be impressed if it's a repost
Tries to twerk shits
I want Chick-fil-a but i don't want to be judged
Ordered kids meal No toy
bought an 8-ball for birthday next week did it all tonight
im hungry and i have to cook my own food
No parking at trader joe's no wine at whole foods
last bowl  of cereal just crumbs...
i want money but dont want to have to work for it
Ran out of nutella now i have to use peanut butter for my sandwich
DRANK A PROTEIN SHAKE LEFT SHAKER IN GYM BAG OVERNIGHT
Tries to stream a show on a hosting site the audio isn't synced to the video properly
USPS is canceling saturday delivery Now i have to wait two days for my netflix dvd
the butler forgot the grey poupon
i thought it was gluten that made my stomach hurt then the doctor told me it was semen
can't decide which strain i'de like to smoke at the moment
HAVE TOO MANY DEVICES CAN'T DECIDE WHICH ONE TO USE FOR THE INTERNET
Forum Image Size limitations can't Upload funny pics
Not connected Iphone to Itunes for 2 months Backup taking ages
rubbed banana against vagine such white privilige
sold bale then realise you spent most of the cash on rubbish
told my son you can have a car when you get a job and buy one little bastard got a job and bought a ferrari
I don't want to stop watching videos on youtube but i also want to play video games
I have to clean my apartment Because people I like are coming over to watch my 3D TV
UNDERWATER CARIBOU
I have so many games on steam I waste my playing time trying to pick one to play
No room for this case of beer & leftover pizza. I have to buy a 2nd fridge.
the secret santa gift I got was a gift card to a store I get free things from anyway
want to change the channel remote is ten feet away
have to leave my warm
I cant concentrate on my show because the tv in the other room is too loud
Xbox live gold free game i already have it
no tears for u protect yourself with us
must buy enough alcohol on saturday to cover sunday but then resist drinking it all in one night
Love the Speed of the SSD in my Desktop Laptop is now too slow
have great idea for meme only people who work in my specific field would get it
I'm tired but it's too late to take a nap and too early to go to bed.
eating at drive thru only 2 orders per car
Por que todas as Arashians que eu conhe&#231;o Moram longe?
pulled up to the bank drive thru too far away
Running out of skips on pandora
Facebook friend has spammed my feed with 100 pictures of her kids and they aren't even that cute!
can't fly to paris this year
youtube switches to google full profile there go my playlists
Make dumb meme about husbands broken car He orders thousands of dollars in car parts next day
Bought new ipad3 ipad4 released following day
INternet wont work What will facebook do
new IPHONE 5 cannot locate nearest pottery barn on apple maps
comes home wanting to take a nap roommate hasn't left
Mum buys ice cream  pu8ts it next to fish in freezer
Went to a concert only knew three songs
Too much stuffing in taco can't fold it properly
1st click on mechanical pencil too short second is too long
DOnt Have enough usb ports to plug in mouse
I NEED A POO BUT MY PHONE HAS GONE FLAT
TRIES TO DOWNLOAD MUSIC OFF GROOVESHARK CAN'T DOWNLOAD EVERYTHING IN ONE SITTING
My Michael kors bag is too big i always lose the keys to my bmw
finished transistor watch dogs isn't out yet
I don't get the obscure reference in the fan forum joke thread
48 hours later still no update for amazon user
Tried to be cool with the kids said 'very hurting my feelings'
watched eurovision forced to wait another year
I don't care if it's a $40 steak I don't eat red meat
I'm Tired but it's too late to take a nap and too early to go to bed.
WHEN WHATSAPP DOESNT WORK
Batteries died  midway through
It's hot out and the pool isn't heated
do i read this article on jeans or scroll through tumblr again
...and then i was humiliated again because i still couldn't prove that gmo's were harmful.
WHAT ARE THEY REALLY THAT GOOD? nO eMMA wATSON IS THAT HOT
blia
I told him it was me or the RSX I heard him miss 3rd gear as he left
I've lost so much weight I'm not heavy enough to prevent My ELLIPTICAL from inching foward
read a familiar face can't remember where i know them from
It all my fault.. The classic guy i ws aftr then has dump me
friends in car for first time NPR is on before I can change it
mom cooked dinner already paid too much too eat out
Stopped playing League Too much free time
gets to starbucks early they're closed
i dropped my iphone5 and had to get a 5s
husband kindly downloaded and copied tv series onto ipad They're in the wrong order!
Have a scentsy warmer out of scentsy bars
Got on toontown rewritten invented 1st toon problems
Maths-3 postponed Y d hell on earth should it always be our batch
sent you mail you never answer!
Posted a truth is on facebook why didn't i get more likes
sits down to shit doesn't pull toilet lid up
WHY SO MANY STUPID MALAYSIAN ON YOUTUBE
Voted for obama so he'd make it all better lost my job *and* my insurance
School offers trip to europe already going to europe
picked up pen thinking it was black blue pen
flop a full house lose to runner runner quads
need to take the train but it rains...
I hit 'lIKE' BUTTON !!  bUT i DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU UPDATED
the food i ordered was perfect i can't complain and get it for free
I want to recline on my big comfy couch But it is just to much work to pull out
my weekend started  yesterday
WANT TO LISTEN TO DUBSTEP CAN'T BECAUSE HAS HEADACHE
BOYFRIEND JUST CAME ALL OVER HIS RIGHT HAND
drank delicious milk milk too low in glass to dunk remaining cookies
dunked cookie for too long broke off and fell to bottom
this free wifi is nowhere near as fast as my home wifi
I have no trousers to wear Since I lost 20 pounds
Have to go to cannes means i have to do extra travelling.
nggak sengaja tendang kantor polisi langsung penjara 3 abad
Kurwa gdzie moja sowa..
I forgot to bring my phone with me to the bathroom Now I can't browse Reddit on the toilet
im sorry its not you its because you drive a ford
mais t avais dis qu on ferait des knacki
Cant publish paper in nature  because it will scoop the paper i have already in the revision
Upgraded to double sized bed To make up bed requires double the effort
no llores
killed enemies too fast now i have to wait for them to respawn
neighbours lock wifi time to move
Get to sleep late tomorrow Can't wear tampon to bed
I can't change my profile picture The current one's supposed to match my cover photo
Why does  Viz keep following me
Trying to post a sad Facebook status WiFi isn't working
Wins lane in LOL Loses match because of pacharo
Warum? Warum nur... ...postet niemand was neues auf facebook?
wHEN THE PEOPLE IN THE NEXT BUILDING SEE YOU GETTING A BJ FROM A CO-WORKER
THE DENTIST SAID HE'LL BE ABLE TO REPLACE MY METAL FILLINGS IN 8 DAYS UNTIL THEN PEOPLE WILL KNOW I'VE HAD CAVITIES WHEN I OPEN MY MOUTH
THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL AT MY VACATION HOUSE IS CLOGGED WITH THE FOOD I COULDN'T EAT BECAUSE IT WASN'T FRESH ENOUGH
Have real friends spend more time with meme characters
sOME TIMES I WISH YOU COULD JUST UNDERSTAND
Vito didn't post a pic for two hours
WENT TO THE VENDING MACHINE IT ATE MY DOLLAR
Why did i vote for urkel
ESHTE HAP DNSH DUA TE POSTOJ DHE UNE PO TANI QE JETOJ JASHTE S'IA KAM ME IDENE CA PO NDODH NE SHQIPERI
damn why cant i solve my math homework
I LEFT MY HOUSE WITH MY LAMP TURNED ON
have to quit smoking to afford dental bills derived from smoking
Did laundry didn't have enough snuggle fabric softener
My son did dishes He didn't put them away..
i can't come My game nights are doublebooked
UPDATED WHATSAPP MY CONVERSATIONS TURNED RIGHT TO LEFT
IPHONE 6? I'M SO UNCOOL WITH MY ANCIENT IPHONE 5
adobe update available have to click cancel
I HATE IT WHEN MY NEIGHBORS BLOCK THEIR WIFI
Food is my only friend. but I have to eat it.
JUST BOUGHT A PS3  THEN PS4 COMES OUT
got a hair cut used too much shampoo
Want to sleep but i have internet connection
I'M SORRY BUT I was not in copy
you almost reuined my life
Biplob strats from 3:00 Pm afternoon no more free biriyani
we forgot TO PUT A TOWEL DOWN now the sheets are stained
shockwave flash has crashed
i m the most famous crying woman on 9gag still not happy about it
I've got a secret... Maybe I should tell.
1st day nothing to study end of the week shit load to study
Have 45 minutes to play tf2 Validating steam cache files (o of 1)
Put money into kickstarter fall short of final pledge goal
?ối THủ Chat All n&#243;i bấm 'D' ?ể tướng nhảy m&#250;a Tr&#243;t dại ấn 'D'...
This update made me cry
I ate so much turkey when i got to the potatoes they were cold
New Coffee Machine Someone rewired for 120V  takes 4 times longer to heat up
USING GOOGLE+ HANGOUT CANNOT TURN UP THE VOLUME             WHEN THE BASS DROPS
HAVE TWO LAPTOPS DELETED MUSIC FROM DROPBOX CAN'T PUT ON SECOND LAPTOP
Dad won't get me Droid So i have to stick with iphone
LE DIJE: SOLO LA PUNTICA OSCAR  ME LA SACO POR LA GARGANTA
It was 18℉ in fredericksburg
I have to wait until Thursday to get a shammy shake but I really want one now
Boyfriend wants to get me a pretty opal ring cant accept because opals are bad luck
he startled me pepper spray
I'M TRYING TO STAY ON A DIET  BUT MY MOM KEEPS MAKING WAY TOO MUCH FOOD
turned on radio block of taylor swift is on
DROPS DIAMOND PICKAXE DOWN HOLE
GONE FOR A SHIT LEFT MY IPHONE IN MY ROOM
gets black iphone 5 wants white
Take phone to work toilets to BROWSE Reddit Only stall in range of wifi is in use
JUST GOT PAID NOTHING TO BUY
autumn miller..? now everybody is a pedophile !
SINEAD MAHER IS GAGGING FOR THE D
goes to ma's house for holidays and uses her laptop has to readapt to his laptop's keyboard when back home
head hurts no alcohol was involved
Analized my butthole Too juicy to wipe
I had to quit Norm kept hitting on me
I SOLD MY CAR FOR  GAS MONEY
we should have kept  tebow
just go eating leave me alone lazar
POURED A BOWL OF CEREAL NO MILK
Played over 5000 games of dominion Still not ranked in top 500 players on Isotropic
Target sold out of ipad has to go to walmart
Too bored to stay home Too lazy to go out
Thought of a cool meme memegenerator is down
my favorite anime is no longer making videos
FOUND OLD NES CAN'T USE IT ON 3D TV
LAID DOWN IN BED FORGOT TO TURN THE LIGHT OFF
WENT OUT FOR DINNER DIDN'T POST PICS OF FOOD
JUST MOISTURIZED MY HANDS CAN'T OPEN MY PACK OF DORITOS
ME DIJO QUE NO DOLER&#205;A Y ME LA METIO SECA
Gets new nayber Colored
i can't think for myself so I just click share
finding out your kid is the clingy girlfriend
all my friends watch the walking dead But i don't have time to watch it
the best laptop the best phone no one skypes email CALL or text me
Got tO-go boxes from Red lobster MErcedes smells like seafood
THE ANIME IT ENDED
Wanted to buy black ops 2 all sold out
mi manca sentirlo appena si sveglia lo offendo fissandomi sulla prima cosa che mi viene in mente
i can't sleep knowing i don't have work tomorrow
Connecting to googlemail faster than local IMAP server
VINCENT  MADE OUT WITH MORE GUYS THEM ME
WHY.... DONE THE ONE DYING SMOKER HAVE TO SIT NEXT TO ME?
i got SCAMMED for $620 Dollars  I Just could a bought a ipad Mini!!
$3
I DON'T KNOW ANY PARTY FANCY ENOUGHT TO USE MY ARMANI SHIRT
I CAN'T BELIEVE I MARRIED A COLLINGWOOD SUPPORTER
My wife won an ipad Now I need to install itunes
You can cheat to unlock cheats in goldeneye
HAY NOOOO! MA&#209;ANA ES LUNES
DID EVERYTHING SHE ASKED FOR YET SHE IS UNHAPPY
lives in a mansion gets lost
DRIVING THROUGH MACROOM  THE WORST THING TO HAPPEN TO SOMEBODY
I forgot to press cappuccino My coffee is ruined
BOYFRIEND BROKE UP WITH ME I HOPE MY OTHER 2 BOYFRIENDS WILL UNDERSTAND
I can't seem to decide... What sauce to get on my subway.
That moment when you realize the bathroom is finally free
THEY WERE OUT OF VANILLA COKE SLURPEES SO I HAD TO GET A PLAIN COKE SLURPEE
WAITED FOR SANDY TO CANCEL CLASSES SHE NEVER CAME NOW I HAVE TO GO TO CLASS
ONE PILLOW TOO LOW TWO PILLOW TOO HIGH...
I just stepped outside for a cigarette now I have to pee
I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW KIM JONG WAS IL
Internet too fast can't watch all those movies
made a bowl of cereal Got soggy before i could finish it
YOU'RE HOT THIS IS MY NUMBER SO TEXT ME PLEASE
TOOK SOME PILLS FELL ASLEEP
Orders onion rings  Gets fries
DO $5 BETS THEY SAID IT WILL BE FUN THEY SAID !
wanted to buy new shoes Credit card maxed out
OREOS ...TWIST IT
MISSES 2ND GEAR LOST TO A HYUNDAI
USED MY ULTIMATE ON THE MINION
I was happy to get 1 new facebook alert... farmville request.
ran out of soda
ordered from taco bell they didn't make it supreme
RAN OUT OF PROTEIN POWDER NEED TO GET SOME FROM MY GF
WANTS SEX GUY FLOPS
ME DIJO QUE SOLO ME METERIA LOS DILDOS ME LOS DEJO ADENTRO
made lemon muffins with oranges
I have no water to Wash down all this food
Youtube Video is only in 720p
MY 6TH COFFEE WENT COLD IT'S 9:30AM
RAN OUT OF STRAWBERRY  CONDOMS
THURSDAY HAVE TO PUT MY DOLE FORM IN
MUM MADE GRAH FOR DINNER
NEED TO MOP FLOORS COUCH IS SO COMFY
MAKING ME LUNCH  THEN VISITORS TURN UP....
LIAM PROCTOR WAS BORN
SOLO SER&#193; LA PUNTITA DECIAN
QUALIFIES FOR CHAMPIONS LEAGUE  DRAWS AGAINST HIBS
WALLET WON'T CLOSE TOO MUCH MONEY IN IT
OH MY GOD ALEX KOCOVIC HAS UPLOADED ANOTHER PHOTO
ME DIJO SOY GATO GAVIOLA  TERMINAMOS EN 5 SEGUNDOS
I WANT TO CURSE OUT CHEATING BOY FRIEND
Can't go to the toilet just put on NAIL POLISH
FINDS FREE WIFI IN PUBLIC DOESN'T WORK
the car infront of you makes you drive the legal speed limit
TRIES TO MAKE A MEME WASN'T FUNNY
MY MUM  RUINED THE MOVIE FOR ME AGAIN
I SHOULDNT HAVE MADE THAT STATUS .. IM NOT GONNA LIVE TO SEE TOMMOROW
Downloaded album no album artwork
Wants to view nsfw on 9gag doesn't want to make an account
smite can't log in
MOVED TO PORIRUA STORE UPPER HUTT WIN STORE OF THE YEAR
DON'T LAUGH AT ME BECAUSE I HAVE ONE BALL
BUYS MORTEIN PROFESSIONAL HOME SPRAY CAN'T WORK HAND PUMP
too excited to sleep today too tired to enjoy what I waited for tomorrow
THAT RED HEAD JUST CALLED THE OTHER RED HEAD CARROT TOP
Finished questing for reservations Nothing else to do now
Turns off computer forgot to check emails.
want to show my feelings can't find perfect meme
I'm afraid I'll never be able to  Dramatically yell 'objection!' in the courtroom.
i saw abu ruqya  he told me i got a jinn
i am so depressed but have no real problems...
ipod full of music none of it relates to me
tried to get a soda from a vending machine only had $20 bills on me
freinds keep posting memes my life is over.
lost cell phone reception in big box grocery store
Thought I would have easy day at work Boss man makes me work On cloud saves
my airconditioner is giving me a slight headache
Bought a new HD TV now have to download 720P + movies  because ld rips sucks
i wanna go pee But I'M NOT SURE IF I CAN LEAVE MY COMPUTER
SWITCHED FROM TROPICANA JUICY BITS TO EXTRA jUICY BITS COULDN'T TELL THE DIFFERENCE
speed up to pass truck cop is waiting around the corner
want more avengers fanart is all gay shit
I found my jesus reed then I chipped it
bought new make-up got a tan
My laptop is burning my thighs but i don't want to put on pants
emptys ice tray has to fill it back up
Goes through fire tunnel doesn't feel any fire
The seat belt crosses my boobs
In Honors us history doesn't say 'honors' on transcript
I thought i could get away with it by telling him he could buy me a drink? need a refil on my zoloft...
i BROKE A NAIL nOW I HAVE TO GET ANOTHER PERM
eat tortilla chips in bed most torturous night of insomnia ever
makes a shit meme watches the hate
Excursion tomorrow can't decide if i should wear jeans or skirt
was going to accept award for best music video kanye west didn't interupt me!
I live on the 4th floor of farnam they only deliver to phelps gate
Seltzer in eyes need wheelchair
seltzer on my eyes  Quick i need a wheelchair
Made a meatball hotpocket all the meatballs were stuck to one side
i can't block the random stupid people on facebook in case they say something funny
my download speed is only 1mbps it's too slow
'im fat because it runs in my family' no-one runs in your family.
do you like my new dress? it's cyan and magenta
i had self esteem once but then i ate it
my blood type? krispy kreme
Tried to hang myself House fell instead
all you can eat? challenge accepted
STUFFED CRUST MEAT LOVERS
Didn't look before crossing road destroyed 2 cars
Obesity doesn't run in the family it waddles
buy happy meal eat the toy
Body type  Average
MY HOBBIES INCLUDE BACON
'I'm not fat
i ate a whole pizza hut
uses cheat codes.. for wii fit
My blood type is gravy
sees kids throwing bread to ducks Quack Quack
I CUT MYSELF RANCH COMES OUT
The only french i know are french fries
I'm in hufflepuff my patronus is a cake
a boy said hi to me today Ill plan the wedding
Tried to play the violin got lost somewhere under my neck rolls.
omg i'm so fat awkward silence
Sat down 8 injured
I loved my first chin so much I got another one!
Ugh
I USE CHEATS FOR WII FIT
All you guys just wanna get in my pants probably could
I find someone that love me for who I am dates black guys
girls who hate this meme definitely fat
I'M CURVY! CURVES TIME AND SPACE
Looks down on drug addicts. doesn't go a day without fast-food.
2 Big Macs
hotgirl69 my name on runescape.
I've just had a baby it was delicious
promises to be thinner    this time next week looks forward to eating her  own words
'Marilyn Monroe is such an isnpiration to bigger girls'  That would be true if she was actually fat
Yes Im In shape (Round)
BLOOD TYPE  NUTELLA
they told me i could be anything so i became everywhere
out of breath grating cheese
THINKS ABOUT DIETING REWARDS SELF WITH CHOCOLATE BAR
'BUT OBESITY RUNS IN MY FAMILY' NO. NOTHING RUNS IN YOUR FAMILY.
i got two gallons of ice cream for my husband it was a pretty good trade
clip my toenails? haven't seen my feet since i was 5.
Apple? No thanks
the only time i saw 90210 was when i was on my scale
Drinks diet coke I can eat anything now.
I don't have the money to join a gym Spend 150 dollars a week on pizza
'Great Personality'
says everyone is beautiful the way they are hates skinny girls
Going to oz gonna ask the wiz for a neck
'I'm not fat
I lost 5 pounds instantly when they cut off my foot
Loses one pound celebrates with chocolate cake
MY Favorite pizza topping? GREASE
Teacher said to solve for pi Ill do anything for pie
a whole pizza? you mean a snack?
MY FAVORITE SEASON IS.. DINNER.
Skydives into Pacific there goes japan
beauty is only skin deep has too many layers to uncover
trips into twin towers 9/11
Mcdonalds party dont start till i walk in
Obesity doesn't run in the family It drives there
doesn't need the web already world wide
someone called me fat so i ate him
finishes her dinner...still hungry eats plate
when i'm at the club All the guys want me... to put more clothes on
Thinks having big boobs makes up for being fat
None of the guys checked me out They are all Clearly gay
CHeats in wii fit
Men find her IrresistIbLe Due to gravitational Force
MY BLOOD TYPE? MAYONNAISE
What?!?!?! i am so a size 4
wants cereal with her sugar
DEEP FRY IT TWICE PLEASE
my favourite colour is butter
I'm not always full But when I am
When I'm sad I like to cut myself some cake
they told me i had jelly rolls i tried to eat them
a guy once said he wanted to give me meat How dissapointed I was when he pulled down his trousers
I'm not fat just short for my weight
late for bus
Is mayonnaise an instrument?
mom and TWINKie hanging off a cliff takes twinkie
Went to resturant Got a group discount
my blood type is nutella
'I'm on a diet now' eats the same food as before plus a salad
I'm sexy i've big boobs
GET BUTTERFLY TATTOO ON CANKLE
I'D DO ANYTHING TO LOSE WEIGHT BESIDES EXERCISE AND EATING HEALTHY
BRING ME SOLO AND THE WOOKIE
im not obese im just hungry
I made the iPad When I sat on the iPod!
WHAT IS ALL THIS STUFF ORBITING AROUND ME
profile info body type: curvey
I hate that one party song... ...I can't jump for shit
went inside instead of drive-thru won't need to workout again till next year
SAYS i'M PROUD TO BE FAT WISHES TO BE SKINNY ALL THE TIME
tried to hang myself rope didn&#180;t fit
MacGayver? Is That a New McMenu?
Buys ice cream to celebrate going a day without ice cream
i'm not fat i'm just horizontally tall
Sum Grls >Than othrs
tried to climb a mountain turned the mountain into a hill
chin up girl all three of them.
38-26-36 Measurement of my left arm
Bungee-jumped went straight to hell
hungry Hungry Hippo
I Used to Be slim Then i took a buRGer to the face
Thinks tofu is gross deep fries butter
why no one loves me? saying this while eating kebab
Shop at wal-mart in a motorized cart towed by 3 other motorized carts
I might not have a 6 pack But I got the whole damn KEG
I'd sugar-coat it but i'd probably eat it
hates fast food seems  legit.
went scuba diving harpooned
I'M SO FAT  MY BLOOD TYPE IS NUTELLA
TRIP OVER EARTHQUAKE IN CHINA
No one understands.. it's a thyroid problem..
brings large purse everywhere. Uses it to carry backup bottle of ranch.
COMPLAINS about being fat Eats fast food everynight and does not work out
I like having big boobs  only a b-cup
I will take a puppy with 5 fries 
for halloween i wear a white sheet and go as alaska
Hand me some proof that being fat is not a sickness and I will eat my words Gladly
Buys Exercise ball uses it as a footrest
i once ate an apple with bacon on it
I'll take 3 cheeseburgers
Hostess goes bankrupt panics
had oreos for lunch all of them
People Say I look Like: Lindsay lohan
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN' I ATE THEM
everyday i'm  strugglin'
PATRICK MY BODY IS READY
Puts fork down licks plate clean
in other countries children are starving.... at least let me finish your plate!
my will is plenty strong i will eat that cheesesteak
i want to loose weight but i dont want to work out
DID SHE JUST CALL ME FAT? HOLD MY CAKE!
buys gym membership only goes to eat protein bars
I'M ON A DIET
Can you translate that Into cake?
OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM
Enjoys short walks... To the fridge
sleeps with wasted guy feels pretty
afraid she would get  pigeon holed as the fat girl she ate all of the pigeons
i'm clever
Are You Going To Eat That Chair?
Sorry teacher i ate my homework
That awkward moment you have to wear pants backwards because your front butt is bigger than your butt butt
why go skinny dipping when you can go chunky dunking
Burns 800 calories in 30 seconds? by burning pizza
i drink  a milk shake no one comes to the yard...
Hey i just met you feed me.
I didn&#180;t notice my hand while eating now i only have one arm
i'll stop eating bacon when pigs can fly
puts fork down picks up spoon for dessert
Muffin tops not as delicious on people as in the bakery
not fat festively plump
my online profile lists my weight as 90 it's metric
Jaffa cakes my daily c vitamin dose
'real women have curves!' no
thinks coloring her hair blonde will distract people from the fat
All you can eat? Challenge accepted!!!
Had sex once He fell in
I'm not fat I've just got the thickness
six double cheese burgers please  better make that five. i'm on a diet
trash talks 'skinny Bitches'
Farts causes global warming
sues marijuana for giving her the munchies
jumps sticks in air
Looks forward to date on Friday Date is curly and seasoned
(SNIFFLE) AND THE SADDEST PART IS  I DONT REMEMBER THE LAST TIME I SEEN MY LEGS
GOES TO POOR COUNTRY EATS ALL THE FOOD THERE
you came across a wild snorlax
dipping sauce for mcnuggets? mcflurry
Don't make fun of fat people they already have to much on their plate
WANTS TO LOSE WEIGHT ALWAYS TAKE ELEVATOR
goes to subway Footlong meatball marinara...extra cheese.
i am the baby of the family
describe yourself: BUBBLY personality
I'm not hungry i'm starving
hires life guard  for cereal bowl
jumped on rainbow skittles fell out
Spend 30 minutes finding an angle that conceals my fat I dont have any time to workout
proud slutwalker
Smokes to lose weight still fat
i dont always work out but when i do i take the stairs
I fell in love it broke
tHE oNLY FRENCH I KNOW ARE FRENCH FRIES
I'M working on getting in shape i'm going for giant sphere
Facebook
I ATE BEAR GRILLS
How many chins? Lost count at 36
I wonder if the boys at school wont throw rocks today
cooks bacon drinks the grease
TAKES A MORNING WALK TO MCDONALDS
they called me fat so i ate them
You see her take the elevator and you're like I lost all faith in humanity
just used the escalator time to get some cinnabon
i looooove chocolate but i cant eat it cuz i'll get fat
quotes she is losing weight and being healthy eats 3 subs at subway
wii fit? I need Cheat Engine!1
DEy See me rollin
FAT IS A RELATIVE TERM
Goes to mcdonald eats the manager
Bought airline ticket exceeded plane's weight limit
My hump* *May include more humps and lumps than expected*
Asks for slice of cake cuts half the cake
Newsflash Your man loves fat girls
I would be a yo mama joke... if i stopped deep frying the kids
DOESN'T DO SPORT AND             EATS FRIED FOOD EVERYDAY Doesn't blame herself for       being fat and just ignores it
professional model   she's the 'before' girl
i'm not that fat i'm actually one of the slimmer whales in my pod
Favorite actor? Kavin Bacon
so fat even apple maps can find her
i got 99 problems diabetes is 2 of them.
OBESITY RUNS IN MY FAMILY 'PROBLEM IS NOBODY RUNS IN YOUR FAMILY'
I beat anorexia
Did you say it's chilly outside? Let me grab a spoon.
Likes potatoes French Fries.
fat runs in her family down the cheeks as they eat
wears leather to look sexy looks like a burnt marshmellow
HAS A FREE CLASS PERIOD CAUSE SHE ATE THE CLASS
I eat once a day from morning to evening
went skydiving normally a joke about making a crater but the plane couldnt take off
pours cereal ads too much milk
i'm not fat i'm curvy
HAS BEEN OFFERED chocolate 'no
just bought a new dress size ten man tent
pinterest planning the wedding i'll never have
New species discovered The Albino Whale
i want my chicken nuggets but i also try the chicken fingers
pictures of all the 'Yummy'       food she eats on facebook no pictures of herself
worships adele for the sole reason    that she's also fat
Hunger games? i volunteer!1!!
I'd prefer surrey sports park if it were a doughnut shop
its Fat tuesday? no diet soda today!
brings two pizzas for prayer group wonders what everyone else is going to eat
Officially  A pike sweetheart!
gimme that bread
eXERSIZE? i DON'T EAT FRUIT
φετοσ κε?δισα το φλου?ι και το εφαγα
i ate a chicken it was alive
My blood type is ragoo
Ever heard of personal space? i call it fat
GIMME SOME OF THAT CORNBREAD
Im not hungry. well...Maybe two waffles.
The words of my house? 'Dinner is coming'
prepares a healthy salad for lunch empties a bottle of blue cheese dressing on it
I ate a whole pizza... ...hut!
HEY I JUST ME YOU
'Fresh out of the shower!' ( >￣□￣)ﾉ  you spelled 'ocean' wrong.
awww
strawberries are red
And I ate His Liver With Some Fava Beans
Dinner? three please
Facebook status confirms launch of operations: “Going to the gym? and “Motivation? Unable to find weapons of mass reduction.
one day I hope to be able to.... wipe my own ass
african kids starving her fault.
you guna eat that stapler  WANA split it
i'm gonna run for president one day!  just kidding
her shadow caused the veg harvest to fail she laughs because she hates vegetables
cars get hit by her
went into a lane bryant they didn't carry my size
lisa dawkins is so fat..... her blood type is rocky road
her 3 bags of groceries broke on the way used her bra and still and one cup left over
sits down on a bench bench breakes down
LOL I'M FAT
There's A Little Girl Crying INside ME She was delicious!
cholesterol? Dafuq's that?!
if fingers too fat for ipad then ifat
given hospital bed to   take home tastes ok
i joke theres 10 skinny girls inside me trying to get out but really i ate over 20
They called me fat so i ate them
Hey Why Haven't you Called?
HAD A NICE SALAD FOR LUNCH.... ALL 15KGS OF IT.
I eat like a newwly hatched chick A Pterodactyl chick
triple BURGER
I'm going to be healthy today! Drives 2 blocks to subway
Blake from the office? I tap that.
shits can't reach ass to wipe
WHAT DID YOU CALL ME FAT WELL GIRL HOLD MY CHEESEBURGER COZ SHIT JUST GOT REAL
i'm beautiful on the inside
USB system type? Fat32
Wears bathinG suit  Feels comfoRtable in her own skin
Pretty face chubby waist
more chins than a chinese phonebook
YOU FOUGHT IN NAM? I FOUGHT IN OM NOM NOM!
''I have gone through hard times'' girl! you can't go through shit!
she fell in love and broke it
''I don't wanna eat kfc'' ''I already had that for breakfast''
''I tried to help him'' ''but there was a hot dog stand...and there was one hot dog left''
the only names I know are mac & donald
Keep your chin up they said don't know which one they are talking about.
Plucks up the courage to ask someone out eats him.
Eats gum
Me After the biggest loser
had nice personality ate it
there were 9 chairs when I sat down now there are 3
'eat a cheeseburger! ugh!!!' 'people are always judging me   because of my weight!'
Mmmmm Butter
USES CHEAT CODES FOR WII FIT
movie of my life? human chinipede
jumps for joy gets stuck
'oBESITY RUNS IN MY FAMILY' nOTHING RUNS IN HER FAMILY
are you gonna eat that?
daddy hired an engineer to reinforce my room
Pull around my rascal Momma wants some cookies
Could you rephrase that In the form of ice cream?
Got in trouble GrOunded from the kitchen
Sick from eating too much cancels it all out
Everybody has at leaSt 1 good day a year mine? FaT tUESDAY!
jumps japan earthquake
pICKS NOSE AND FINDS BOOGERS EATS THEM
Do you like cheesburgers? I Love cheeseburgers
THEY SHALL CALL ME THUNDERCUNT
goes to cicis has to pay for two buffets
Ordered   all-you-can-eat buffet restaurant  went out of business
FOLLOW YOUR OWN DIETPLAN FOR 2 YEARS GAIN WEIGHT
DO 100 SITUPS BLAME WEIGHTGAIN ON MUSCLES
LOW SELF ESTEEM NO
I'm on a strict diet of twinkies
Did you guys know you burn 15 calories when you watch tv. 15.
I had Sex Once With your DADDy
did you say roast beef?
beauty is on the inside! 'really really deep inside'
Once i had limbs
WENT TO KFC ATE THE CUSTOMERS TOO
seriously
BEAUTY Eye of the beholder
A Double cheeseburger for two dollars No way let's go get one guys
global warming isn't making the sea level rise fat girl just decided to take a dip in the ocean.
1st day of the month time for the crumb harvest
fight hate with malicious lies
Can only ride an airplane if she gets two seats
Hmmmm CHubby Cream
U GONNA EAT DAT
IM CLAUDE IM SO FAT
I'm your blind date my sister Joyce said you know how to fuck
Starving yourself before going to a buffet so that you can eat more
When someone your dont like sits next to you Are you lost?
if your selfie still recognisable you ain't doing it right
i feel like killing some carrots with my 360nswag
farts causes global warming
Uses PREGNANCY as an excuse to eat more food only needs 400 extra calories
They say love is blind  But Stevie wonder called me fat
MY DIABETES IS SO BAD.. THEY AMPUTATED EVERYTHING BELOW WHERE MY NECK SHOULD BE
Ur not My type
did you just call me pregnant fair enough
I need you to pay for my birth control
women with stick-figures look sick is the size of six figures of sticks
says she's sexy on match.com and loves all men only dates the tall ones
Dr. says chicken is healthy goes to kfc
you a virgin? excellent.....
Makes an excellent Floatation device
life motto: Men love women with curves
i don't need silverware. i use my face.
I'm not fat I'm just big boned
Michel Feeds Still thinks he's best
i eat because people don't like me people don't like me because i eat
more cushion... ...for the pushin'
White power
HAPPY BIRTHDAY BIG BOYS LEO & BILLY
i kissed a girl just to try it  i hope my boyfriend don't mind that i ate her.
LIFE GIVES HER LEMONS MAKES BURGERS
BRING THA BURGERS
Uhkeat      muotoni       k&#228;rsii kun   Katainen-Perkele    pit&#228;&#228;  mua    n&#228;l&#228;ss&#228;
hey you
It'ss
niggas be like it dont matter
triple cheeseburger? eight please... large fries and coke
not many can pull off a purple and blue parasol as a dress but  revealing the squashed family underneth is the really tricky part
to other fat people who bury there feelings in chocolate graves i say a problem shared is a problem hmm chocolate
the great thing about not being able to see past the fat is the heightened sense of taste
PULL MY FINGER
I TRY TO HANG MYSELF THE HOUSE FALLS INSTEAD
i had a baby last year it's still trapped between my thighs
used to like 4 chan but 5 chin is better
DANNYGELBOY HE KNOWS THE TRUTH ABOUT ME AND HIM
i don't care about my health oh my god i think i'm having a heart attack
wow and i thought i was fat
My favorite fried food? Butter.
Hey
the Evidence will show the brave man died because she used the cowgirl position
I like chocolate so i ate my black boyfriend
my milkshake brings all the obese to the yard damn right
THEY.. THEY MADE CHEESE BURGERS $3
uses cheat codes  for wii fit
MY CAMEL TOE AND GUNT LOOK SHIT HOT!
I'm not fat i'm curvy! curves space and time
18 piece bucket from kfc... happy valentines day to me!!
get these torpedo subs away from me!
HAD DINNER LAST NIGHT WITH YOUR BROTHER HE WAS DELICIOUS
karolina to nie imie karolina to pasibrzuch
me and cake still a better love story than twilight!
HI I JUST MET YOU CAN YOU GIVE THAT CUPCAKE
likes to be on top so she can see the tv while she eats
sure toss salad oh
I USE CHEATS FOR WII FIT
NO ME GUSTA QUE ME LAMEN GORDA PREFIERO QU&#201; ME LLAMEN A COMER
finds time for a quick snack eats entire cake in 3 minutes
dies reanimated with candy
life gives her lemons dips them in chocolate
I THINK I JUST  GOT THE BLACKER DISEASE
sad
USES CHEAT CODES FOR  WII FIT
i went out to get a bite to eat it was more then a bite
GIMME MY BURRITO!!!
Trips over earthquake in america
competes in olympics wins by rolling downhill
attempts to skyjump no more atlantic
There was a buffalo soldier  in the heart of america
*Looks at menu* 'Yes Please'
all over my face
Im on a diet called everything
i'm not fat just more to love
PIECE OF CAKE
What's wrong with me everything
DE VRIENDIN VAN BRAM HEIJSTEK
took a ride on a bus made new tube line
i hold my chin up high with pride  both of them.
Sexy asssss Hand model
USES CHEAT CODES FOR WII FIT
food
Finds work in a confectionary Goes bankrupt After 2 hours
albinos frolick in her shade like pilot fish around a    whale shark
thought she was stuck   in a rut but actually it's called a trough
guess who wants more ice cream? meme
one impressive camel toe all thats left of the camel
at 1st her parents tried to stop her going out with the ice cream man  but then realised
He said i had goood taste I ate him
ohhhhhhhh sexy lady! OPPA gangnam style
My Blood type? nutella
trips over causes earthquake
you look quite delicious
goes on victoria's secret facebook page leaves comments saying models need to eat a cheeseburger
Du denkst wohl
MY MILKSHAKE BRINGS ALL  THE BOYS TO THE YARD
I once fell in love but then i broke it
3 friends in the food company cheese burger 
i'm phat people tell me that all the time!
This is the week im gonna meet my boyfriend... from the internet
Atleast I'm not a ginger
drives  mazda miata
Falls in love without having talked to you 'You reject me? how superficial!'
you look quite delicious
FAT GIRL
I'm anorexic! Every time I look in the mirror I see a fat person
life gives her lemons  fried them
You're still attracted to me Right?
one does not simply call me fat Without taking a good look at Jay wilson!!
i like donuts and twinkies and chips and fooooood *face falls in*
I need cheatcodes for wii fit
SOME PEOPLE TRADE TIT FOR TAT I TRADED FIT FOR FAT
geht Heftig nach vorn MitCh MUM
HEEEEY SEXSY LADY
Google doodle BRD u say? HOW's black-red-gold
I ATE 20 BIG MACS GREW A BONER
gets hungry while giving a bj bites it off!
swallows when hungry
diarrea gods given excuse to eat anything without gaining weight
would sleep with anyone except nanakisan
I FELL IN LOVE ONCE IT BROKE
PEOPLE SAY YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT I AIN'T NO FRENCH FRIE
CHEATED IN  WII FIT
I LIKE YOUR CHIN.... I LIKE YOUR 8 CHINS...
FAT
syas
when i grow up i want to be a potato Challenge Accepted
apples &#163;2.99 burgers 2 for &#163;1 now you see why i am fat
fresh out the shower *ocean
One does not simply skip desert
the only apple i like is pie

ever had A chinwank?
cries because she is overweight stops crying and eats icecream the rest of the day
'You gonna eat that?' 'You were? Whoops.'
my skinny jeans are what you call husky
SOY UNA BARBIE XXL !I!
Was on the god tier eats her way to the meh tier
I used to have a six pack but I drank it
KFC COME TO ME !!!!
Last time I had Veggies Was the sauce in my pizza
LEAVE ME ALONE... I HAVE ENOUGH ON MY PLATE...
'what you know about that da-' heart attack mid-sentence
WHERE ARE MY CHICKEN WINGS
I THINK I NEED A DIET I GET A CHOCLATE BAR IF I LOSE 1K YAY
HIII I'M SANTINA LOOK AT ME !!
i was sued for eating people so i ate the prosecutor
shows you her drivers license says 125 lbs
i used to be able to count to potato but then i ate it
I LOOK SKINNY TODAY! LOL JOKES
FAT GIRLS IN SHORT SHORTS A BIG NO NO!
FAT GIRLS IN SHORT SHORTS A BIG NO NO!
Doesn't need the internet ALREADY gone world wide
takes karate for one day and quits tells people she is a master at it but she forgot alot of it
Etong mukhang to? ifre-friendzone ni king arthur?
MY BLOOD TYPE IS NUTELLA
i got  fingered by nathan booth
has protected sex is she pregnant?!
goes to costco eats all food samples
'all men are douchebags' is a douchebag herself
Ich bin CETEEX
Went on night out Raped the pizza delivery guy
I liked his status he told me i broke his scale
Pokewhitemaster WishES she looked this good.
says she's thin and hot On World of warcraft
can't find my foots anywhere
Took a crap didn't know i was pregnant
After the Baby  I'll be sliced open like a chillean sea bass
My Pokemon was a snorlax Until i ate it
wipe the ketchup off your chin no
talks about when she was hot was still ugly before fat
fergie's milkshake brings me to the yard
hey so u say u want to try me
A boy likes me he's the janitor
S'Ub wAYS 4 life!
Burned 800 calories in 30 seconds? By burning the pizza
'I am soooooo full.' '..What do you have for dessert?'
looking for something real tasty
I am 100 times more woman than Michelle jenneke will ever be!!!
lose leg to diabetes still counts as weight loss
i know i am fat but i can still look cute
Ms. America 2017
Buys 150 steers burgers for company Is unemployed
I DUMPED MY EX ALEX BLOOM FOR A BIG MAC AND FRIES
swassmodan lord of pies
Comes To camp cedars brings own golf cart
You look YUmmy
'guys don't like real women with curves' weighs 300 pounds
You know BMI is the worst possible metric to measure the 'healthiness' of weight on
'what would you like on our menu?' 'Yes'
EATS CHICKEN WITHOUT THE SKIN
what happened to... my crumbs?
Can't Say no to Two large pizzas four big macs seven large fries and a diet coKe
'i'll take two krispy kreme...'  'boxes'
fat and fancy-free my body is beautiful
Eats frEnch Fries Doesn't Berate and punish herself for it
Is Obese  Still Has more self esteem than Paris Hilton
Real men like curves
look
Curvy girl Bubbly personality
Fat People Are people too
life is like a box of chocolates they didn't say it was the whole box
Befriend all fat women call all thin or atletic women 'sluts'
There's more starving children in africa? OMG
Got A double cheeseburger with medium fries omg i'm dieting!!!
Fair trade Jam
Uses cheat codes on wii fit
Real Woman have curves and diabetes
walks into mcdonalds floor cracks
uses cheat codes for wii fit
I ate a pizza Hut
slap me on the thigh catch the first wave in
i tried to be healthy but bacon
Uses cheat codes on wii fit
I ate a whole pizza  hut
come at me boys haaw haaw heerff
seesaw with little brother catapault
more chins than the hong kong phone book
goes to kfc licks other peoples fingers
i'm not lazy
I went to the lobster shack and ate it
i eat cookies for breakfast and i don't give a f*ck
I Like My KFC And My Gravy Down Low
Critiques eat pray love : Not enough bacon
convinced of being big boned dinosaur boned
apples? they don't sell 'em in mcdonalds
everybody gotta hungry heart I gotta hungry everythang!
Went to whataburger every day during finals week didn't have any finals
rolls up layers over her shirt
Goes on diet takes poo
I'M SO HUNGRY  I CAN EAT A COW.. NOM NOM NOM
bleeds gravy and  spits mayonaise
get asked about favorite animal ''pigs are my favorite''
mother is dying & the ice cream man is leaving guess what she does?
goes to a classy 7 star restaurant asks the waiter if there's a nearby mcdonalds
she smiles suddenly looks asian
she's a well know customer at mcdonalds
Hey i'm Ray u dont eat that anymore?
the only liquor i know is liquorice
begs for money in front of mcdonalds
begs for money in front of mcdonalds
Used Cheats On Wii Fiit
blood type?... krispy kreme
uses cheats in wii fit
took a shit plugged the bathtub
Can i get a large supreme pizza
My blood type? GRAVY.
i dont eat unhealthy  i love diet coke
Doesn't need internet already worldwide
eat the chips they said just one bag they said
when depression hits i eat
Che cos'&#232; la verdura? Una nuova merendina?
Decides to go on diet orders skinny latt with a slice of mud cake
looks like chris farley has a little bit of a weight problem
Leaves for austrailia for 2 weeks and lets boyfriend live in room without consulting flatmates Im paying for it so he can freeload anyway
I have a thyroid problem loljk can i get gravy with that
I'm Gonna give you a dia-beatin'!
are you gonna eat that?
theo bearman he did it twice
GIVE ME A #8 COMBO-SUPER SIZE IT AND A PEPSI ONE.
pinterest  makes me hungry
Ran to port side of costa concordia let's shettino take all the blame
Gives you a blumpkin tells  you  what  you  ate  last nite
VENTI CARAmel frappucino extra caramel no whip
i hear phisig is 'catering' to our mixer requests I would prefer for them to just cater the mixer.
LQ to go is closing... what to do between meals???
'i can't help it
I'll have two big mac meals
Number one on my shit list Morgan Spurlock
Abandon all hope Ye who enter here
LOL FAT BEETUS WHO ATE ALL THE CUPCAKES?
WALKED OFF CURB MADE EARTHQUAKE
Getting  a Little brother can i eat it
island magee THE TIGHTEST GIRLS AROUND
extra large diet coke
Found ex-wife on OKCUPID still fat and ugly
the french i know are french fries
BAKERY ROLLS? THE ONLY ROLLS I KNOW  ARE THE ONES UNDER MY CHIN
BACON STRIPS AND BACON STRIPS AND
ITs peanut butter jelly time
I studied earlier in kfc
Eric Colville Everyday
GOES TO ALL YOU CAN EAT STILL HUNGRY
it's ok Ice cream
bungee jumped went straight to hell
I'm so Poopin' Fat
Cancer? I eat it for breakfast.
Liposuction? I already had that done
i'm not fat Big Breasted woman
Nicki Minaj... Aint got sh!t On my ass!
Where do you live? i live on quality street or celebrations
is effy stonem a carb?
began waddling 75 kg ago
GIRLFRIEND? What level do you unlock that ?
Clitoris I don't know that Pokmon
My Halloween Mask? 255.255.255.0
If heat makes things expand I dont have a weight problem I am just hot
Sexual interaction? Never heard about that game
LOVE IS WIFI IT'S IN THE AIR BUT NOT EVERYONE HAS ACCESS
They call me mr popular cuz its my steam id
I'd go outside more If it were indoors
my doctor says i have to do sport tomorrow i will dowload fifa 11
I have a girlfriend her username is 'hotbabe69'
top of the leaderboards take that
I PLAY LEAGUE OF LEGENDS EVERY DAY
Push ups? You mean like the ice cream bar?
memes used to be cool before facebook ruined them
'tried exercise today' 'Graphic were good
drops out of Army claims it's too much like cod
see a cute girl blow her nose find discarded tissue and eat it
mac for gays
Level 85 Warlock Level 1000 Virgin
tirate que? tirate un password
Don't worry
i have 4 girls in love with me in harvest moon
gIRLS ARE LIKE MACS THEY WONT TAKE A 3 1/2 INCH FLOPPY
went outside graphics were shit
a life where DO i download it?
write a blog about keys to financial success ...while living in his mom's basement
monster manual pages depicting a succubus Are stuck together
I asked her to prom but my sister said 'no'
ya my girlfriend well she lives in another country
Sees hot girl at gamestop faps in bathroom
Asked me: 'Skyrim or me?!' B*tch is crazy...
7 Year veteran of the world of warcraft
i'm married with two jobs in second life
i'm not a virgin                  fat camp was awesome
sex? My mana is too low
she said 'wow' without referring to Warcraft... disgusting
in soviet russia im beautiful
You my little pony faggots wouldn't know a show for grownups if it bit you Now excuse me
starcraft is a real sport
Girlfriend I don't know that pokemon
tomorrow i'll marry aela the huntress
mom!! where are my yugioh cards?
I Pull more tail  Than a handicapped kid at the petting zoo
I dont workout dont wanna get that massive
Hey sexy  ive gotta lv 70 warlock
Dear god i would like to file a new bug report
Hey Guys I hit lvl 30
Maintains healthy diet 70% mucus
see girls facebook post about a slumber party with her friends SHOw up
my name is alexander and i will feed
stolen meme? never heard of that mmorpg
I love my gf. gEforce*
I'm Chris priestly and i support diabetus
POWERLIFTING Excuse for being lazy and over-eating since 1976
home adress? starts with http://
Bridges has bad chemistry jokes beecause all the good ones argon
clitoris i've never heard of that pokemon
Find Mute Gimp Start Magic Show
exercise? i havent got that ACHIEVEMENT
I Do not search for things i go on recon missions
soy rudo fuerzo el apagado
username: hotstud87
Girl gave me Number 0900 ugly nerd
Complains about frat boys ruining his online gaming devoted trashtalker and teabagger
Has 3 girlfriends  online
MEGAN FOX ?  I WOULD NOT TOUCH HER WITH GLOVES
I WENT OUTSIDE ONCE /R/ OUTSIDE
yo no soy castroso lo que pasa esque no me quieren en mi casa
Love ??? Is it a virus ?
LAS CHICAS SIEMPRE ME DAN SU N&#218;MERO... LO MALO QUE NO TENGO CELULAR XD
has a computer to host a skype call
I'M A GOD AT DEFCON
Sorry ladies i'm in the night's watch
So
apple featuring? make wikis
Write it down
gives great relationship advice lives in moms basement
Megan fox? i don't think she's a good actress
I'd go outside more if it were indoors
taps 3 to die alone it resolves.
TOUCHED A GIRL.. LVL UP!
Went outside graphics amazing but storyline was shit
Clearasil? when is that unlocked?
riyas future!  id go outside more if it were indoors
Shave you say? How about... No
He hit me! thankfully i can restore my hp on the pokecenter
you ever have 'one of those days?' well
I rule the world.. ....of warcraft
WELL MY CONJURING SKILL IS  LEVEL 100... DOES THAT COUNT?
AussieX Omsi Mr Drive Got an ego boost from forum ban system
Welcome to programming i'll be your guide
'CAN'T DO SHIT WITH AN IPHONE' ONLY USES GALAXY S3 FOR EMULATORS
Sex?  what level do you unlock that?
I like to fap on facebook
uses acne cream as lube to wank with
CABALLERO DE LOS MARES? AQUAMAN.
you if you continue mw3
i had a girlfriend... but i rolled a d20
Cause this guy is too good for you
went outside the graphics sucked
Went outside.. The graphics were good but the gameplay was shit
I dont always go to harrison But when I do I hump sheep with randy!
sorry i forget to wash my face last night
NRa blames Video Games? NOt giving one penny...
buys sims 3 new one comes out next day
Every day i run at least 2 miles in temple run
Hey guys Its CZAR
life? in which level do i unlock that?
stop to play mmorpg and watch an anime sword Art online
BRINGING SEXY BACK
hey guys deni here
'CAREFUL in T1'' HITS YOU TWICE @ T2
Foo Bar I know what it means
I'm not ugly Your graphics card is just bad
SORRY MOM I CAN't GO WITH YOU to visit grandmas funeral sTAYS HOME AND PLays World of warcraft
Girlfriend? what level do i unlock that?
outside? played that map once
I COMPLETED MW3  WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Amanda todd i feel your pain
4X4 Animal style xchz xchz
mettchen betreibt familienforschung sie will den ahn
i'm sexy 'n i now it
Sex? Nah! Baters gonna bate!
WENT OUTSIDE GRAPHICS WERE SHIT
DON'T TREAT SOMEONE AS GOOGLE CHROME WHEN HE TRETS AS INTERNET EXPLORER
went on match.com fail
you would look beautiful pregnant
Wings OF Redemption Before Weight Watchers
THIS BAWLZ JUST GAVE ME +10 DEXTERITY AGAINST MAIDENS IN THE FOREST
I fILL the hole you left in my heart with tacos
Yes... I really do have Hard tasty abs
watches skrillex looks for lyric videos
My World  is world of warcraft
imagines him popular plays world of warcraft
SEE friends posting their check-ins on facebook Show off
It's pretty technical I doubt you'd understand
shootmania I keep creating email accounts to sign up for the beta
Bought a mac for gaming
Too School For cool
Excuse me I have to take a 3
comments on all of her statuses and likes all her pics he wants the vag
Get married? I accept terms and conditions
I ate a whole Pizza HUT
DIABLO 3? LVL 80
EASY EXAM CKD
Hey Dominoes
CAll ME Butt -  Butt - Ler
I dont like when people call me fat I like when people call me to eat
Toilet Paper? What moron would make paper to put in a toilet?
I hate everyone in secret societies Except the founding fathers
quits Army too much like cod
nearly level 85 on world of warcraft
ate her out
hello my name is gordo granudo and welcome to jackass
SHe's my second cousin... so it's alright.
i do have a life!!! its called the sims
are you david horwich in disguise?
eat too many color popcorns shit rainbow poops
find old pizza under bed secretly eat it
Born... Alive and kicking..
Tries to download hot rod has mean girls on itunes
I am not ugly I just tested that with hot-calculator
Uggh you disappoint me
worst meme ever!
watches news program on scientology 'expert' status granted
LOST TO A BUNCH OF KIDS TOO O.P. NEEDS NERF
play video games 24/7 meet hot girls
Being Maya is suffering She's my waifu
had a girlfriend once saw a boner in her pants
i lost my virginity! too a rat...
Bitches be  Cray' Cray'
I do not Look For things i go on recon missions Involving extreme skill and stealth
I'll venture wherever my phone takes me.
I live to the max use windows
couldn't had sex... developed it in c.
loops 12 second samples 'dubstep producer'
ingen sn&#248; ute spiller minecraft
JEAN FAP FAP AI SE EU PEGO
i rock this ponytail
I Do not search for things i go on recon missions Involving extreme skill and stealth
Abbiamo segnato ma ce l hanno annullato
She took my starwars collection I took her life
you want me to do you? should be easy i have 400 quest points.
Average face wouldnt bang
I OWN AN IPAD AND WANK TO OPERA
Nie zadzwonilem to oczywiste
GAME NUTZ OR GAMESTOP?
make smileys  express feelings
Friends? too mainstream
OMG i love this map
I can bench 400 pounds With my level 85 warrior
I am SUCCESSFUL
CLITORIS? NO CONOZCO A ESE POKEMON
Judging you quietly from computer chair God what a nerd
Tibia? Im playing it
Centurion Neto Chillbusiness
hi emily lets have a meme war
Hates fifa 12 likes bf3
Ist ne scheiss welt da drau&#223;en
SERUS ja som marek
Ich krieg jede im club
rolls a crit fist pumps
only thing i wipe is raids
maxed out all 85 classes makes new wow account rinse and repeat
major cs:s update 10000 hours play time wasted
listening? an inflexible serial process ('actually')
uses his hair as floss
active life 5 raids a week
Had a relationship experience make rage comic for 9gag
Bullied all throughout school years rest of life spent being bully on the internet
Whines about jerk jocks making his life hell They never even spoke to him let alone touched him
Girl he likes actually seems interested Learns she likes anime
sir
butterfly on ankle? trashy
hanging out with the gang saturday night raiding...
can't read drive-thru menu turns down music volume
Throws bird Kills two stones
how high are you? no officer its hi how are you
I'm not in high school I'm high in school
Why  ARE SO Many people's birthday this year?
CAN'T WAIT  UNTIL 14/14/14
'I can't find my keys' 'call them'
vote obamney for predisent
TOAST IS LIKE REALLY COOKED BREAD
where were you born? yes.
Delivers pizza  told the customer to keep the change
can i get two large medium pizzas
Dude I can't remember What I did Tomorrow
dude
Dude
CLERK AT GAS STATION SAYS 'COME AGAIN!' 'YOU TOO'
My favorite color is Seven
Dude

*doorbell rings* my house just got a text
i'm not as think you stoned i am
why isn't this fish  drowning
elbows are like knees on arms
Wash your hands  before you order the pizza
someone pass me a slice of coke
Go drunk
On a scale of 1-10
Dude
think of an even number from 1 to 3 6
Socks are just foot prisons
dude close the light
NANANNANANA... SPIDER MAN
can i please get wii sports on playstation 360
Dude who turned on the window?
Maybe we could cure cancer by giving it aids
give a man a hamburger and he'll eat for a day teach a man to hamburger and he'll live forever
happy birthday! you too!
This summer
BATman BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN BATMAN NA NA
how many tacos in the taco 12 pack?
Moves to COLORADO Smokes life savings in a week
DUDE
marilize legajuana
how high are you? no officer its hi how are you?
Roses are violets    red is blue i like donuts donuts are good
Huh my names dRUNK iM SO DANNY
Dude
Hey Dude
Bro
Busses are just  fat cars
sits down on toilet to take a shit tries to put his seatbelt on
Dude she`s got a twin sister how old is she?
SHHH
Every Count  Votes bro
What time is it? Bacon
HEY I JUST NUMBER AND THIS IS MET YOU  BUT HERE'S MY MAYBE SO CALL ME CRAZY
MERRY BIRTHDAY
Get a tattoo of your face
Smokes a blunt Instantly becomes the worlds best rapper
dude
how are you doing? yes.
Dont drink that water Its expired
On a scale from 1 to 10 how high are you? felix baumgartner
so hows the weather? Magenta
are you high ? no thanks
13/13/13 IS GONNA BE CRAZY
What time is it? You mean right now?
i saw my celebrity crush on tv damn she's looking at me
sO HIGH FORGOT TO GET HIGH
BELL TOLLS FOR THE WHOM MARCHES ON TIME
i was gonna make some food before i got high but that train has sailed
How much did these drugs cost? one money
Dude
dude turn off the rain theres too many rainbows in this room
Can you hear me? No
i NEED AMMO sO I CAN REPAIR THE TANK
I'm a horse if you know what i mean
GO DRUNK MAN YOU'RE HOME
stay in drugs
bro
What's the capital of Bangkok Thailand! Wait? What?
CHICKEN NOODLES? I LOVE THAT SHOW
4 plus 4? lmnop
I like your music That's music to my ears
Close the air conditioner   its hot
I got an f on the drug test
when life gives you lemonade make lemons
high
GUYS LETS PLAY THAT GAME CALL OF BATTLEFIELD MODERN BLACK OPS
hips are like leg shoulders
Hi Im Quentin tarrantintono
Puts paint on mouse trap because he thinks the mice can read 'mouse trap'
Dude
Hey i just crazy and this is met you
Internship drug test? What kind of tests are we drugging?
wearing a vegetable suit is better than no suit at all
I JOINED THE MILITARY? I THOUGHT I WAS JUST IN A SHITTY COD LOBBY
candy is like a delight just like marijuana
PLASTIC SAUSAGES
THE WORK JOINTS !
where and when are we meeting? ok
ON A SCALE OF 1 TO HIGH HOW 10 ARE YOU?
dude
ALL GHOST STORIES ON THE INTERNET ARE FAKE EXCEPT FOR THE REAL ONES
The Strong is forced with this one
watches peter pan with 5 yearl old cousin calls dealer to ask if he can get fairy dust
uruguay may legalize weed that`s my dog
MARILIZE LEGAJUANA
HEY DUDE! OUR HANDWRITINGS ARE THE SAME IN E-MAILS
You was born on the same day as your birthday
Dude
'what do you want from the store son!? ' ok
LOL WHAT IS THIS APPENDAGE ON THE GROUND?
dude i'm like the opposite of sweating right now
They see me hating they rolling
I'd like one football meatlong with please
*sneeze*bless you you too
How are you? Yes
It'S 4:20 Sometime
Tarzan is like spiderman in jungle
boneless chicken that would walk funny
moths are like ugly butterflies
a bong is called a bong because that's the sound it makes when you hit a big bell with it
WHAT DO YOU CALL 12 DONKEYS AND 9 PURPLE ALIENS? 10 PANCAKES ON A ROOF
fingers are like tiny arms
I CAN COUNT TO ASPARAGUS!
SMOKE WEEK EVERYDAY WHAT DID WE DO YESTERDAY?
enters bus 'follow that cat'
ROBAMA? OBOMNEY!
Dude riding a bicycle is like walking on wheels
Gloves are like hand trousers
GIVING BIRTH ITS JUST LIKE ANOTHER LEVEL OF CONSTIPATION
did rombama win?
yes bacon yes
took bathsalts ate my own face
Me too
To be or not To be This Is sparta
Are you bilingual? nahhh man i only like the girls
lets go see fireworks tomorrow is 420
The sky is blue because it's a reflection of the sky
Invites everyone over to party Doesn't answer the door
batman batman batman batman batman batman batman batman  nana
you can laugh at me but i'm more famous than you
for here or to go? both
gun control will prevent gun violence
is this delivery  or dominos?
It doesn't matter whether you're rich or poor as long as you have money
BUYS AMAZING HASH turns out to be a chocolate freddo
FIRST TIME SMOKING... SEEMS LEGIT
marilize legajuana
can't wait for octember
TEA OR COFFE? YES
dude these french fries tastes like potatoes
watches honey boo boo laughes
THE ME LIFE  CHOSE THUGS.
Peace
'THE TIME IS 17:47' IS THAT AM OR PM?
dude that music is so loud it's hurting my eyes
guys its 12/12/12 make a wish at 11:11
i cant hear you its too dark in here
then I said to him  'johnny? its too dark i can't hear you'
On a scale of 1 to high how 10 are you?
'What kind of music DO YOU LIKE?' sPARERIBS
CLOSE THE WINDOWS YOUR LETTING THE MUSIC OUT
marijuana legalized colorado? i'm moving to marijuana!
it's too dark in here i can't even hear myself! would you mind making the light a little louder?
whats your favorite color...? mine is pizza!
who won the world series us
Tries to find parking spot turns down music
'WElcome to papa johns
so what do you want to be when you grow up 6'5'
Hi do you sell any free stickers?
I'm kinda brahhed out Brah..........
when do we leave? pOTATO
So how long have you lived here  yes that is true
smoke down and  calm one
real just got shit
pewdiepie fans are like raccoons
What if we put Artillery on the cargo plane?
HOw HIGH ARE YOU? 5'11
Imagine how much more creepy pregnancy would be if babies could cry while inside the womb
hAD ENOUGH VESPENE GAS NOW YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS!
I knew it
Safi ndiro facebook bach n7tallo monadama
puking is ctrl-z for eating
mexico should make a state  called New U.S.A.
goes into desert dies From hypothermia
i can balance anything on my face
can you pass me a slice of pepsi i mean coke
летището е като при?танище за ?амолети
You guys ever like Feel ice cubes in your brain
Wanna pick me up at 9:15 oR 11:25? Okay
Talks about nicole kidman calls her nick adultboy
I'D like a Haylor Tam
Happy turtle Birthday
KIRBY  iS GREEN AND BIG LIKE A MOUNTAIN
Kas peliuko nevalgo tam ir košė neauga
Tryndamere why u didn't ult? sorry no mana.
The rest of my of my body has no skin
my favorite color is obama
I can't even describe the sound my feet make in the snow it's like feet farting
Candie Aalljo
WHat if popcorn !!.... Could draw with crayons on the racetrack?
WHat does the fox say?!! Thriller night!!!
What kind of cooking method would be suitable with this wine?       clams
13.13.13 will be a crazy day
do you even fight lift me irl
High there
What if i head my drink off roses are red tomatoes too went to the bathroom where is my poo
i'm charles i drunk too much nut
Are you high? No
alter wir sind auf'm mond
ME CULO EL PICA
nia
so laugh i forgot to funny
ANYTHING WITH A TRIANGLE ON IT  IS ILLUMINATI
BOTDF IS AWESOME
WTF  WHAT WAS IN THAT CHICKEN
I NEED TO GO TO THE DENTIST
did you like the movie? too salty
PAR! KULAN YOUR KITAN?
Mac screen too bright for high-eyes Turns down volume to save my eyes
Todos estavam tristes menos o rafinha que est&#225; no canada
lets go hang out dude ill bring the rope
Dude INDENTING your SENTENCE is like letting your paragraph sleep in
you are all nasty to me
Happy 2:40 wait...whaaa?
I like this music it's like music to my ears
Used to have girlfriend figured i was out of her league
i killed my self and im still alive
However Old you're Turning That's How Much Food I want
13/13/13 It's gonna be cRazy
do you know the dead sea?  that I killed him
top or mid yes.
man.. high i'm
Bread is like  RAW TOAST
boker di kamar tidur sambil isep es cendol
i dont get why models get more detailed like that doesn't it just make it harder to make a game if you have to each model in such detail?
camel spiders game over man...game over
mac address? on a graphics card
NO. I'VE NEVER SMOKING!
We cant leave to go get ice cream now... we have pizza being delivered.
one thing is one thing and another thing is another thing
Try to be friend with fleureau you'll be at the khomiss
LOOK AT THE BIRDS THEY'RE LIKE 3D
last summer was the best week ever
GET IN THE CANDY WE HAVE VAN
I feel so much I Need to blow my nose
throws bird Kills two stones
What is your favorite color on a scale of 1 to 10?
I'LL HAVE TWO MEDIUM LARGE PIZZAS
cheese is like milk you can chew
voces tratam isso manual ou automaticamente? isso!!
WHY FOCUS WHEN YOU CAN CONCENTRATE
Whole weed sandwich My Breakfast
drawing is like giving paper a tattoo
dude are you changing your boobs?
TURN ON THE LIGHTS SO I CAN SMELL THE MUSIC
Threeve
hno baghi tkhdem mora lencg ? baghi nwli tbib
STOP SCREAMING  IT HURTS MY EYES
HEY LOOK A STAR!!!!!!!!
HI MY NAME IS JAMIE
Over the rainbom so high
sell house live under bridge
Johnny  La loca esta muy gente
Do i smell high
WHat if in some crazy world gender roles were reveresed?
I REMEMBER WHEN CRILIN KILLED FRIEZA
Skimmed or WHole Milk? Yes Please
takes painkillers gets a headache
Brr! its getting dark out
BuT if you're here.... And I'm here Isn't it our time mr hand?
Mom When is food
Go to Sleep elyse You're Drunk
i hate racism who won the race?
by the power of greyskull i need more cheetos
PEED IN THE SINK LIKE A BOSS
EH EH EH QUE NO PARE LA FIESTA  DON'T STOP THE PARTY
SO DUDE I WAS LIKE WATCHING STAR TREK THEE OTHER NIGHT AND VOULDERMORT WAS LIKE HARRY I'M YOUR FATHER
HEY MAN  CAN YOU CALL MY WALLET
Had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow woke up crashing into a kindergarten
I don't know why they call it a concentration camp i can never pay attention when i'm baked
13/13/13 IS GOING TO BE CRAAZYY
Someone's drumming on the table Turns down tv volume
Bro
What do STars Taste like?
nyaklak baszon esre hasol!
I'M NOT REALLY HIGH  I JUST DID TOO MUCH WEED ;)
BCH7AL 9ARYINE GHDA?
are airplanes are just bus's with wings?
You lost the game? Medronho?
water are like air for fishes
water is too wet im getin out of tha shower
Ha!  TotTaly called it
Sweaters are just pants for your arms
you make me go round n round and I drop the bass
i drive
HEY SON WHAT DID YOU DO TODAY GOOD THANKS
Hey boobs nice girl!!
Are you high?! its a recesssn
HOW WOULD YOU LIKE YOUR MEAT? SCRAMBLED
not sure if really high or really queer
MELON LA PASAMOS BIEN EL 31
i'll have some fries with a side of fries
dude remind me later the alamo
Az Egszs&#201;ges Sal&#225;ta Gy&#252;m&#246;lcs&#246;s
how high are you? 5'10
Legamari  LZEJUANA
firar ny&#229;r MED B-RUDAR
i like to put my legs on one pants at a time
2013 already?? it feels like yesterday
Hang on
violets are red
We dp mpt meed a 
quick
orak  i know that feel bro
I don't get it How do you smoke a turkey?
Walking home in the dark Must be awful if you're blinD
I sware I killed garen twice garen 12/0/0
merry easter everybody
IM SO COLD I NEED A WARM FREEZER
gets arrested hello how
Egyszer volt kuty&#225;n Buda v&#225;s&#225;r
orders food at drive-thru  drives past collection window
Why didn't you tell me  that freezers are cold
malin kundang itu cerita anak yang dikutuk jadi batu oleh ibunya dan setelah meyerap kekuatan bulan dan matahari selama 1000 tahun batu itu pecah dan keluarlah seekor kera
dude like...yeah...
dude like...yeah...
TURN UP THE VOLUME  I CAN'T SEE IT
DUDE
ur farts dey cause brain damage
pimples are hard to not pop because it's like growing bubble wrap on your face
MAKES 15 MIN NOODLES  420X3
cool dragon bro  needs more stories...
dude.. needles are like.. metal splinters..
I DON'T EVEN... DO IF I CAN DO
Burps are like mouth farts
WATER IS LIKE HUMAN FUEL
who u  finna try
ON A SCALE OF 1 TO 10 WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE COLOUR OF DA ALPHABET
I CAN'T WAIT FOR  13/13/13
eye am terry trott
CLOSE THE WINDOW. THE WI-FI'S GOING TO BLOW AWAY BY: GURTAJ SANDHU
MAKANYA KALO MAKAN PAKE GAYUNG BIAR PINTER
'How high are you' no officer it's
Roll the pizza fire it up!!
MY FAVORITE COLOR OF THE ALPHABET IS BANANA
MAN IT'S COLD ON HERE TURN DOWN THE WINDOW
MAN IM ON CRACK YEAH MY BUTT CRACK
You're drunk
I CAN SMELL NOISES
Fog is like the smell of water
DUDE
DIARRHEA IS LIKE PUKING OUT OF YOUR ASS
I'm going to bed my eyes are almost asleep
R.I.P. MUSTACHE  MOVEMBER 1
kaj ti stara radi zadar
yum
farted in the car turn up the volume so nobody could see it
Im wornout.. from eating so much food
don't you dare feed that cat its a freaking crazy gay cat
HEY I JUST MET MAYBE
How i feel? Rainbows
sometimes i order steak just to taste the a1
My favorite color is camp
what date is today? are you sure?
REMEMBER KIDS STAY IN DRUGS
take a shower before you take a bath
now who said i couldnt eat shit for a 5$ bet?
PLANTS ARE LIKE MUSHROOMS BECAUSE MY BALLS HURT
so hows the weather? Magenta
why do i look alike my brother
THATS A REAL NICE  STONED TO GET TUNE TO
I'm cold My skin is saying hello to the air
How high are you? Spaceship
a moustache is like an eyebrow for your mouth
hold on fart incoming
the thing i love about penn state is the showers
Dude I'm Photogenically Ridiculous
INTERNET IS TOO SLOW BUYS NEW COMPUTER
Colorado legalized weed i need to tell everyone on the internet how high i am
dude
Dude. colorado totally legalized gay marijuana
Moves to colorado
dude
Shh
So
dude that guy is 5 foot 13
if Obama doesn't win it'll be a obamination
I WASN'T EVEN DRUNK LAST NIGHT DUDE
Dude trees are like hair of earth
SKYDOESMINECRAFT
goes into commons gets lost
dude
Bye Bye You Too
WY?ĄCZ MAMĘ PORNOSY IDZIE
umm yeah i'm that guy
ARE A JAM DOUGHNUT OR SUM
so does this work out your breast?
narwhal are like space unicorns
Dude
Smokes a joint baked off one drag
Sex
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! BLOW OUT THE WISH AND MAKE A CANDLE
Dude
the future is like backwards history
'are you high sir?' i like pickles.
where were you born? yes.
Thinking is like Speaking with your brain
I'm so high Then climb down
What's my favorite pokemon? digimon!
sits on couch 'wheres the seatbelt'
What is that? A butthole picture?
IM AS HIGH AS A CATEPILLAR
THERE COMES A MAN IN A TIMES LIFE
Jake InNominato Looks like me
dude that guy in mirror looks just like me
where did all the bones in my tongue go?
NO AY DUDA POKEMON TIENE EL MEJOR KI DE HU HI HO
Brians... cops a dad!
You smell like you look amazing
dude i cant moving your seeing to fast
TALKING IS LIKE THINKING OUT LOUD
puts straw in mouth tilts head and drink backwards
what if terminator 2 is real
HOW MANY CATS DO YOU HAVE ? YES
DUDE I CAN TOTALLY TASTE YOUR SHADOW
TOP TEXT BOTTOM TEXT
We missed because I got high Because we got high
It's never taken me this high to get long
HEY KIERAN GUESS WHAT!?! POTATO
cabbages? in my arsehole?
tell your camera to stop looking at me
LE QUIERO MANDAR UN SALUDO A MI MAMA QUE  ME ESTA VIENDO EN LA RADIO
HEY DIMITRI
Hey bro
BAKED AAAYYYEE
Shhh quiet i can't see what im reading
Im not high i swear...
I've seen alpha and omega the BEGINNING and the end  it stars justing long and the chick from heroes as two wolves
DUDE I LOST MY WEED NO WAIT I SMOKE IT
dude
Cant hear teacher puts on glasses
DRANK COFFEE 'UGHH BRAINFREEZE!'
CALLS 000 CAN I HAVE A TROPICAL PIZZA
Who you gONNA CALL? TOOL TIME
SHUT UP!! I'M TRYING TO SEE
Needlessly Large Rod IS LIKE AP B. F. SWORD
gon&#231;alo silvestre ve.silveeeer
CAMARON QUE SE DUERME NO SE LE MIRA EL DIENTE
Dude
CONVERSATION DIES THINKS HARD ABOUT BOOBS
Dream of califor... ...nia dreaming
I pee dead seople
its broken because i dont know how to use it
how are you doing? probably
Ola supermercado telbangos por adioasdsnqkj
soraka or sona? yes
white or wheat  yea
let&#180;s play ping pong you go in the goal
Why don't they make  doritos flavored pringles?
trap the run!
Fbgm yolo
ג? השנה התרמתי למלחמה ב?גודה בסרטן
Iskrimpita halugamaima?
A quoi tu veux jouer? Oui
guys
I DIDNT SLAP YOU  I SIMPLY HI-FIVED YOUR FACE
'DO THE HARLEM SHAKE!' 'NO!'
Theres something on your face. It WAS PAin!!!
'OPPAN GANGN' 'ENOUGH!'
HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MON... NO
GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN
'eats alphabet soup. Chokes on th--' everyone has done that already!
Today is Valen... Today is Thursday!
women's day my ass pot pies just don't microwave themselves
'wassup nig-' you're white!
look batman i got a new phon.......... you mean i got a new phone!
Oh you're From Denmark? Do you speak Dutch? Danish!!
Hey batman
What did you say?! you wish you were marvel?!
but i wanted free health care it's not free you idiot
you SNEEZED  in my air space
'let it gooo--' ENOUGH!!
robin theres something on your....  face!!!!!
shrek is lo-- shuuuuut uuuuuuuuuup!!!!!
TAKE MY BAT SLAP
That awkward moment whe- enough!
Jingle be- i don't smell!
women! only women!  understand? got that?
i heard anime is losing popularity in the u.s. lies!!
LIKE IF YOU LOV... SHUTTUP
What time does your band start tonig... you show up early and support all the bands!
flappy bi-- shut up!!!!!!!!!
a fake hair ponytail??? what's wrong with you?!
no justice
Why is this missing from the... you never put it in the requirements
YOU TRADED THE BATMOBILE FOR A NISSAN
you use holy one... more ... time!
Mayan please!
i was listening to skrillex the other day and... STFU!!
IT'S SO CO.. IT'S WINTER!
but bush stop it just stop!
Hey batman
NOW
don't take this the wrong way
BUT I WHANA BE PLAYER ON- MY BATCAVE
Hey
titanfa-- shut up!!
Gosh batman
lebron is go-- we get it!!!!!!
I TOLD U TO PUT MY TIGHTS IN THE COLD WASH
you fired the coach not cool
what was the safe word again? no
the batcave better be clean when i get back
BABY YOU LIGHT UP M- SHUT UP!!!
and one more for  luck!
so batman
damn whiny bunch of cleveland browns fans
what's your favorite kind of comedy? ...stick!
Batman! Did you here about Ben Afl.. Shut the FLECK UP!!!!!!!!!!
stay sober at new year's eve?! you must be a villain in disguise!
animation is just for ki-- no is not!!
real vampires don't spa-- real vampires don't exist!!!!!
I trust my friends and.. don&#180;t trust them!
Have you heard the good word about the mormon chu-- KaPow!
'he triiiiied to kill me with forkl--' it was never funny to begin with!!!
john travolta mispronounced a-- we get it!! drop it!!
Hey batman
Hey Batman
So you want me to... I said scan it!!!
WTF Is wrong with you
DECK THE . .  SHUT UP!
REAL MADRID WILL WIN THE.. *SLAP*
peyton manning is a good... stop telling that lie!!
Hey batman so i was thinkin bout painting the batcave pink with.. I did it because i love you robin
NIGGA PLEASE!!
batman
It's ok i'll just turn it off an...
only in texas no
hey batman
you'll wear the green glove until you stop jerking off in the batcave.
OPPAN GANGN STOP!!!
HOW DARE YOU NOT USE  THE GREEN BIN!
hold still bug on your nose
GET A HOLD OF YOUR SELF IT'S JUST A SANDWICH
IN MY room  WHAT DID YOU SEE i ask you once again what did you see
full proo-- it's foolproof!! foolproof!!!!!
I can't find my makeup ba... Shut up stalker tranny mime!
yes i can
You dont even know how to spell quantum mechanics bu complain about hard exams
still a better love story than twi-- SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
hEY SUPER MARIO! IM THE GODDAMN BATMAN YOU STUPID TOOL!
something is on your face my left hand beyotch!!
D'ya wanna get this.. ?
Turn YOUR WRIST SNARE DRUMMER *SLAP*
This is to be done to the person who says Netherlands is an underdog team
hillary clinto--
you effed up everything
you can save 15% get away from me!
those people worry about yourself
if i didn't answer the door after five minutes why did you keep knocking
if you want to prove you're not a complete douchecanoe
Report papers? bahala na si batman!
late night deploy I like it
justin bieber is retir... we will never be that lucky..
you scored own goal damn fool
i want... nope!
gay gay gay gay enough
balls balls balls balls balls
Batman? Have you seen frank millers 300? Its awes... Robin... THIS IS SPARTA!
Holy nutsack batman
batman
BATMAN
BATMAN
I was better off at the orphanage
ARE YOU OKAY? ' what? eh sure batman' BUSTER WOLF!
look man everyone who is reading this post has flat asses hos cant tap at
noh! noh! No mayo!
mothers day is com-- i know that you idiot!
I've already submitted 4 deals this month... but you've entered zero Ileads!!!
Did you just say Erin? NOT TODAY BOY WONDER!
Still a better love story than twi-- SHUT UP!!!
Beiber's a guy dam it!
HEY BATMAN
Changes on a Friday are you insane!? FTS
hey batman
'I can't wait to go underage drink at the parking lot with all my fri...' 'you were raised better than that!'
omg omg omg! travolta mispronounced idina menzel's na-- enough!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey guys look at this cool penta... STFU you're in practice mode
flight 37-- let it go already!!
Thoug... Use your own brain!
How dare you say my little pony is the worst?!
I'll fix those goddamn teeth once and for all
justin bie-- i don't care!!!
I swear to god Robin I'll slap the white off you
the cake is a li-- shut up!!!!
IF I TOLD YOU ONCE
flight 37-- i don't care!!!
You missed the barry paul show! podcastgarden.com/podcast/barrypaulshow and download robin!
touched by jesus in mex... damnit like no one has done that before
Before you hurt a girl Think about how your mum would feel if your dad did the same to her
If we're experiencing Global Warming why is it snowin... It's Climate Change Robin
NO!
Megmondtam
This could be us But you flirt to damn much
If we're experiencing Global Warming why is it snowin... It's Climate Change Robin
If you think lil wayne sucks
i don't have no money!
I CAPLIT I VOL IN BROD... ...INSAMNI'
'here tried to kill me with a forkl--' that was never funny to begin with!!
awesome!  i have 7-0 in the office super bowl block poo... safety!
HERE’S MY FACEBOOK Mov.... Enough
Yay
'I NEKNOMIN-' 'enough!'
madara gdr &#232; bell... aprila cazzo!!!
Check out my best photos of 2013... You already posted these!
knock knock slap slap..
bitcoin up
where's my 8:00 pm hot milk & bat-slippers? this'll teach you!
Everybody makes fun of me on facebook im gonna kill my... Shut up
HIS NAME WAS JET PORKINS AND I LOVED HIM!
I'm a congressman
hey batman i found a pen....... you mean i found a penny
ford should be banned from the christmas parade you wanted him at pride!
because of this selfie you'll get nothing for christmas
how many times have i told you not to play with your pee-pee in public
my name is hellrider blessedwith...... shut up and shove it up ur ass
robin:you know your a 90s kid when Batman:you were born in 1998
bitcoin up
Buenos d&#237;as ...... R&#225;pido s&#237;rveme un caf co&#241;o.....
Happy birthda- This is MemeGenerator
Shikamaru is still- Shikamaru is deeeeeaaaaad!!!!
some people just need a hi five in the face with a char
y u use firefox?
BULLS DON'T HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST HEAT NEVER SAY THAT AGAIN
f#ck drugs go to gym PowerProtein.nl
DO THE HARLEM SH- NO
it's cold it's cold shut up and enjoy it
does MARRIAGE equality  mean my wife should be as pretty as yours
batman is your secret identity chris brown no
that's one race joke too many
i had a very funny meme and you made me forget it
Be a sword fighter eNOUGH
No hitler You may not have juice
MA&#209;ANA ME VOI PA PUE....
no batman
Quick RObin THERE'S SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE
no refunds your mouth MALFUNCTIONED i can fix it
where's mr krabs i'm mr krabs!
But it was just one.. 'NO'
get married u  no understand?
LeBron James is... ITS BASEBALL SEASON!
You Drank Alcohol with REDBULL? Wrong Answer!!!
To the batmobile batman!! NO
Guns dont kill people...
cAps are not hats!
I DEMAND HONOR
just because i tolerate you does not mean i want anything to do with what you do
bro you can't PHOTOSHOP  abs on yourself and post that crap
stand still robin I'm practicing ....my joffrey slap!
Brake Check? Checkmate!
My name is dad  and you better recognize
never look at a man's goods in the next urinal
what was that? muttering under your breath again?
'Oppa Ga-' 'SHUT YOUR MOUTH!'
haha...torres missed... enough
pie your hole shut  i mean shut your pie hole
everybody wang chung  tonight...
the voice no x factor
harlem shake oh sorry i thought you were SPAZZING OUT
forget politics for now and have some fun in your everyday life
im sexy and i kno... your a sidekick!!!
when guns are outlawed 13 year olds won't be killing people
I'm Rick James Byaaaaatch!
like a RHINESTONE  COWBOY... ouch!
no straight guy twerks another guy
CHABOS WISSE..... FRESSE!!!!
SORRY
Ah
hey ALLSTATE guy i heard you the first 900 times
MUCHOS ME CRITICAN... Y NINGUNO ME MANTIENE!
THAT'S BEVO TO YOU!
mofoken Liberal Douche
WHY DID YOU SLAP ME? BECAUSE YOU WROTE THIS '#YOLO'
I AM SO BETTER THAN IRON MAN
hey batman
yes it's cold it's winter
Harlem shake is... Shut up!
Let's do the har... The harlem shake is overrated fool!
maybe i can... slap the faggot out of him
you asked a hooker if she has change for a hundred
how long does it take to grill a frickin cheese
download terminated  my ass
some wingman you are
Let's make a Harlem Shake video Enough!
SORRY
YOU DESERVE A  SLAP
IM IN LOVE YOU`RE 14!
horsemeat scandal my ass
ingrown pubic hair my ass
Danica Patrick my ass
golf with tiger woods my ass
butt cheese my ass
non refundable tickets  my ass
meteor my ass
sorry i'm late but the ship was stranded bunch of lies
smackidy smackidy smack smack smack
DID my last beer taste like this
Ultrapixel
TODAY IS VALENT... BACK TO THE KITCHEN!!!
WHEN SOMEONE STEPS ON YOUR SHOES
ENOUGH IM GONNA WIN THIS MEME WAR
THIS WHAT I DID WHEN SHE WOULDN'T MAKE A SANDWICH
@maccaJN: 'Time to lose the pony...' Oh no you don't!!
the 49ers are coming ba... no...no they're not
ODIO A ONE DIRECTION
I have 10 straight classes i don't even have time to g... F*ck you!!!  your bosses don't care.
YOUR A THUNDER FAN!! ROBIN YOU ASS!!!!
פיספיספיספיספיסיפ די!
'ulala~~' 'ENough!'
WAIT IN LINE BITCHES IM FULLY HECTIC
Pepsi is NOT Better than coke
SHUT UP  ALAN
GIS?! GIS MY ASS!!!
Lets train jits! It's called jiu-jitsu
DOn'T Get Killed Drake found out that You Only Live Once
I'll never let that happen
i said  extra mayo
listen to me
i like twinkies
'IT WAS SO COOL TO CROSS THE BORDER ON A FERRY' IT WOULD BE EASIER IF THERE WAS A BRIDGE
lebron is a... leave him alone!
que pasta? that's not how you say it!!
it's winter! It's supposed to be cold.
dammit robin i said where going 4 alabama  not notre dame
That's just me.  I say what i'm think...gah! That's just you being a moron!!!
holy- NO!
shut up  biyuch
LIKE MY FACEB... SHUT UP!
hey why can't i buy twinkies anym- *slap*
but you don't need an assault weap- *slap*
METTA WORLD PEACE IS BETTER THAN CARMELO ANTHO.....
All this time you were none other than......... greg street
so
Press 4 and see the image changes enough
nananananana  shut the hell up
i don't speak jungle nunu gemba bale bale BOOM BOOMB BOOMBAH!
shat-tha-fack-ap
but i want to APOLOGIZE for...
'canada won their opener against germany !' germany is an easy task
That'S for posting  Shit like that
Stop Bicep Curling in the squat rack
TOMORROW IS SHUT UP
does no one see the green hand on the left?
I'M SO IN LOV- YOUR 12!
BUT I LIKE GYMNASTI... It's FAGGOTRY
GOT THAT my batweed
GOOD MORNING NO
Hey what did you get for question... Shut up
Told You Once I'll Tell you Twice
the world didn't end... enough!!!
we survived 12/21- enough!!
The fbi report said they're gonna kill... the fbi isn't going to tell you if they plan to kill you
i just met you
more money ok boy i wonder is this ENOUGH  money for ya
Det sn&#246;a... vi vet!
stop trying to snake The Damsels that's not how this works
slap  slappity slap slap slap NOW THE OTHER HAND  slap  slap SLAPPITY slap slap
how much money do i have this  much that's how much
hey! i don't have time for that!!
hey! stay off of my computer!
No. You may not drive the batmobile.
robin
all i need is a beauty and a.. stfu!!
robin
I dont have a problem slapping you because i dont have a problem with animal abuse
I PAID 343 DOLLARS FOR BLACKOPS2 PRE ORDER
YOU DID THE  MULTIPLE CHOICE FIRST!
ho-lee-fuucc... watch your mouth boy
YOLO NO!
If Nobody else can make quints work
korean po... enough limssang!
Batman is black friday shut up
oh sorry i thought that was a moquitoe
this is spartaaaaaa!!!
STEVEN STEVEN
PERO BATMAN YO... CALLATE PENDEJO!!!
Dammit robin get back in the kitchen!
keep your hands off my mama keep you hands off my doritos
i gets wot i want
stop ya noise!!! me a tek care of de joker
bwoi shut up!! tell alfred me wan me hard food ready wen i reach me yard
less! less is more!
NO YOU CAN'T GO TO THE ONE DIRECTION CONCERT
shut your mouth! twinkies are not going away
Still a better love story Than twilight
don't disrespect quiet hours
Talk shit Get Hit
STOP SAYING FETCH! IT'S NEVER GONNA CATCH ON!
mERRY CHRISTMA... IT'S NOVEMBER
it's just a dream robin they did not kill ironhide off in transformers:dark of the moon
you have something on your face... it was pain!
You have to Listen To... NO!!!
sorry for partyrocking
Batman I think you should- you shouldn't think for yourself you stupid child
hey batman
THERE SOMETHING ON YOUR FACE IT WAS PAIN!!!!!!!!!!
DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY FAVORITE RICE WAS? UNCLE BEN'S...
ROOM MATE BOUGHT RICE 'UNCLE BEN'S'
Justin Bieber got out of prison
cannot explain to my mom why memes are funny
i didn't get invited to the avengers
I am a spiderman but i am not an amazing spiderman
WHAT DO WE HAVE FOR DINNER ? UNCLE BENS
why do you all copy the same uncle ben meme?
tomorrow is  monday
I'M SPIDERMAN MY PARENTS WANTED DAREDEVIL
DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY FAVOURITE RICE WAS UNCLE BENS!
PETER DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY FAVOURITE RICE IS? UNCLE BENS
Do You Know What My Favorite Ice Cream Was? Ben & Jerry's
tOMORROW IS  mONDAY AGAIN!!
wrong!!! spiders are arachnids
I just took a zimbo personality test It said i was Justin bieber
I'M THE LATEST SPIDER-MAN NO MORE!
FACEBOOK SHARES I bought them.
When I see my student loan debt
loses first pokemoncard
a new nintendo? i hope it has a better name than 'wii' it has been named 'wii u'
ITS TERRIBLE  MY FAVORITE RICE IS UNCLE BENS
she no longer responds I'm sorry I'm no longer useful to you
likes uncle ben's realises the irony
this week is not pay week
the  face he makes  when he see a onion booty
I GOT A LIKE INSTEAD OF A COMMENT
I can be amazing too
but i checked the disagree box
My iphone dropped  when i was climbing that building
palin said if obama was elected that putin would invade ukraine  she was right
Just saw 2 kids 1 sandbox
I'M NOT AN AVENGER? I'LL MAKE ANOTHER SPIDER-MAN!
That moment when you're high and truly understand how deep that song is.
Chicken ramen so beautiful
yes i'm fine uncle ben im just chopping some onions
my aunt may caught me masturbating
andrew garfield is a poo-poo-head!
OFFICER PLEASE! I SWEAR SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 18
not in beta program
I'm sad because I do not have a girlfriend AND I WAS SINGLE.  I HOPE WOMEN UNDERSTAND MY TRUE HEART'S CONTENT. - Keycar Sihombing™
Everyone keeps on using the same Uncle Ben's joke.
dont know how to react uses lame photo of 'peter parker' crying
I woke up in the middle of the night and i gotta use the bathroom
oh god. I'm hungry but
'one coffee plz' 'our coffee machine just broke'
posts a fake status to get attention nobody cares
NO. MORE. NIGHT. SHIFT
BUT
another dance movie? India
I promise I won't  cry... oh shit!! here come the water works...
TRIES TO MAKE MEMES CAN't spell
pancaaaaake
This post Was a lie
90's kids problems I want to get on the internet
if only i had self confidence
When a friend tells you he deleted his facebook account
but i am unemployed
Thyre making more spiderman movies... ...without me ?!
I forgot to swerve.
I SAVED A 10 MILLION DOLLAR DEAL FOR HP AND THEY GAVE ME 300 HP POINTS?
oh no a manjinaaaaaaaaa
How come YOU got the plastic kneecap? Where's mine?
THIS WOULD'VE NEVER  HAPPENED IF I WAS BLACK
DICKS TASTE     REAL BAD                              .
help me i hate spider
I have 430 games and 5 consoles... i don't know what game to play
they said i was spiderman
Its the fourth wall he's crying at you
and the oscar goes to superman
....'and then'....'and then'...'and then'..... ....'batman hit meeeeeeee'....ouaaaaaaa.....
MY FACE MORNING AFTER DRINKING AND I FIND A FRESH 20 IN MY JEANS
I TOLD YOU I WAS GAY
Shut up! You guys are Mean!
what's wrong peter? internet is not working
THAT MOMENT YOU GIVE YOUR LAST $5 IN THE OFFERING THEN REALIZE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO EAT MCDONALD'S AFTER CHURCH
could've easily prevented a senseless murder but the government passed a total gun ban
I FORGOT TO POST 4:20 TODAY
I JUST GOT TROLLED
WHY MUST HOME WORK EXIST ?
PUT ON THE BLACK SPIDEY SUIT THEY SAID YOU'LL BE FINE THEY SAID.
sleeps in 9/11
WHY? He was just a daddy-longleg
BUT I WAS AMAIZING TOO DAMN U NEW SPIDER-MAN
NO MORE TWINKIES!
tomorrow P-90X Plyometrics workout
he told me he loved me!
I failed a test for the first time in my life I got 19/20
did you know... there's a new spiderman?
'Silly rabbit
U GOT THE LAST..... MCDONALD TOY
Mi pecho va a estallar!!
i wanna be the amazing spiderman
I woke up in the middle of the night and i gotta use the bathroom
I got this sexy girl at my house And i forgot to buy a condom
if only..... andrew garfield never existed
snape kills dumbledore?
not sure if sad or just onion juice
not sure if allergy
This is marvel vs capcom 3? I waited over ten years for this?
This is the duke nukem 3d sequal?
Capcom is dying? I cant believe it! I am so happy...
Mary jane left me for someone that tried to kill her
MASS EFFECT 3
and they danced forever *sob* bollywood why you so original
MONDAY IS SO FAR AWAY
we were supposed to go to chipotle
if i had only constructed additional pylons!
MAYBE *SOB* I WILL BE SUPERMAN OR BATMAN NEXT? iRONMAN?
mAYBE... i CAN BE IRONMAN? nO? sUPERMAN? EMPLOYED ACTOR MAN?
community was cancelled
your magic tricks make me cry
Playing animal crossing villager's names are ben and gwen
everyone is changing their d.p while i'm here studying for exams
AMIKOR BENCE M&#201;G MINDIG 40ES 5NAP UT&#193;N:(
Did I really make these movies? Spiderman
iF THEY PICKED ME FOR SPIDERMAN
discrepancy day again
my web got attached to an airplane mh 370
Your Magic tricks  make me cry
somebody ripped my spider suit
superheros may be strong but they can cry.
get off the air at 11am earth-shattering news at 11:01
GAGU SILA
I can't smile or laugh I'll cry myself more
I spilt milk I'll cry myself more
Didn't button a pocket..... Wild Sgt Hawkins appears
I just want  a cigarette
I miss the old days. These are the fights.
UpdATED IDM CRACK NOT Working
Abbe said he would give us rp                       He lied
Oh no!  Not with an other man!
should have asked her out like eleven years ago
That feel when your friend demotes you in Gun game
It doesnt exists ? Impossible!
you know my favourite michael jackson album ...........ben?
vendredi saint valentin mo pena cass pou acheter cado pou mo fem
don't die on me you still owe me a thousand bucks
you just don't understand...  this government is just like the Brtish
where's our bagels?
the face you make when you take a shit
Lisa
i dressed as batman and look what happened
ANDREW GARFIELD STOLE MY ROLE  that FAKER!
justin was  pumped in jail
oakland raiders never  going to make it to another super bowl ever
I just took a zimbio personality test It said I was Justin Bieber
Kris says holds hands crush is on the other side of the room
zete 1 kut zrdi zis pour ggn 1 long conG et drmi depi tard mo parents ine fer mw balyer lakaz ek brosse sali
WHAT DID WE DO ? :'( FORMAL SPECIFICATION CLASS
Disqualified for cheating My dream of becoming parkour champion!
HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW
Ive already done 150 burpees this week and today he wants another 120
this meme isn't popular
i tried to talk to a cute girl she ignored me...
yeah brandon their (sniffle) adorable
when i listen 'let her go'
im a shite actor in a shite film!
i can never forgive charlie crist for banning gay adoption and marriage in florida
i missed the 1000th meme  by one post
Oh god oh god brian is back!
nig fag
BC TUNE TO EMOTIONAL KAR DIYA :'(
Don't wana! too cold
i was about to buy you gift but i am broke
I'VE SEEN THE MENU THERE IS UNCLE BEN ON IT
Before you came we only had their pain
they're doing another 3-villain movie but without an emo scene
This room must be heaven
i pee out of my eye
Deficit again But KPMG said I'll be fine
For Colored Girls be  having niggas like this
Please Don't Go
8 BOXES
I thought I could become a psychiatrist after studying psychology No one told me
my boyfriend cheated on me with bad luck brian
paul walkers dead and justin bieber and miley cyrus are still alive why god why?!
5-&#246;s lett a dog&#225;m s nincs kinek dicskedni mert buzi vagyok
ang ganda mo talaga  hindi ko mapigilang umiyak .. shet
i suck a black dick
CET AUTOMOBILISTE VIENT DE DECOUVRIR... LE CENTRE VILLE DE DOUAI
My face when I'll never get to cum inside Jessica Nigri
My face when I masturbate
I DROP MY  JUICE
perdi mi dinero
asks for bj gets stinky finger
I read my memes they remind me of uncle ben
why the flys come to me ? makes me look bad
I hate you  walder frey and roose bolton
EK WIL OOK JAG
YOU KILLED ME ON MC @MINECRAFTJASY
Asked to pull monthly metrics Don't have sprout social
THE LAST OF US SHOULD BE 10.0
Sabar Ya ikut sedih
THE COPS SAID THEY COME FAST I DIDN'T MEAN IT IN THAT WAY
downloading that game for more than 1 week it doesn't run on my pc
hey i could be an avenger too
life as a graphic designer sucks but that's ok...just fix it in post.
Admin's reaction when he/she finds a self post :'(
uncle bens' rice...
i was disabled again imvu is gay
I SHOULDN'T HAVE BUT !
I'm gonna fail
i beleived it when they told me you don't have to study after 10th
WHAT? Who is andrew garfield?
remembers that one time at band camp
it's monday
i said mid first : ( i will troll
I'm all out of labels!!! onlinelabels.com to the rescue!
MY PARENTS YELLED AT ME WHEN I CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET
YOU HATE ME
101 % FIXED MATCH TODAY.
HANGING AT HOME WITH  WIFE AND KIDS IS JUST AS MUCH FUN..
wetblanket
big girl's blouse
ELLIE WHY DO U HAVE TO HAVE BF ?
why andrew why
flavia was actually a shemale
EMMA STONE IS WAY HOTTER THAN KIRSTEN DUNST
WHY CAN'T YOU JUST DELETE ME FROM THIS GROUP MESSAGE!
LEBRON AFTER LAST NIGHTS LOSS
the people behind me they make fun of me
YOU SPIT ON MY COOKIES
I CAN'T BELIEVE THE LAKERS ARE OUT OF THE NBA PLAYOFFS ALREADY! DAMN YOU
IT'S MONDAY  TOMORROW ISN'T IT
قلت ليها بغيت نتصاحب معاك  قالت ليا نتا ?حال خويا
jealousy is a bicth  your all slags
Are you telling me that arsenal lost again?
Is good at making memes said no tanja ever
i wanted to be thor not spiderman
THAT MOMENT WHEN SOMEONE SLICES ONIONS
Ah Go shit and no toilet paper deh
four star hotel no vacancy
THEY SAID I  FARTED
I'm spiderman I have arachnophobia
MEI VERVE IS LEER
bought one pair of denim  forgot to get second pair for $10
I got DUMPED BY MY GIRLFRIEND SO I DUMPED HER IN A RIVER
Uncle ben... You still owed me $10
2 KILLS AND  20 DEATHS
your joke gave me cancer
But...but...but... I want to return it after 15 days
how can I have fun if I know you are hacking?
her boyfriends face When he sees her back in vip with us poppin' bottles
where's obama? I want my bottle!
TSCHULDIGUNG
I DROPPED  MY BISCUIT
b-but..I wanted to bite pacioretty
meet pete brought a sp404
SO WHAT? I'M JUST SPIDER MAN? NOT THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN
SHE SAID IRON MAN IS BETTER
all my internet points gone
uncle ben liked da2's combat
IT SMELLS SO BAD
HE TALKED TOO MUCH  IN DEAD SPACE 2
watching Homeward bound Shadow
Im sorry josh I just wanted to be funny
WHY... OHHH WHY....  ISN'T THIS NEW GENERATION NORMAL?
ESOK SEKOLAH ALAAAAAAAAAAA
waits ten years for iphone 5 gets ipod touch
will everyone please stop? I just wanna rave.
MUM SAID I CAN'T GO ICE SKATING I MIGHT HURT MYSELF
look at that amount of rp that i cannot afford to purchase
must...use... acting face n.2
WIE HEISST DIE APP
HE TOUCHED MY..... POP CORN
MAMA POR FAVOR QUIERO IR AL CONCIERTO DE 1D TALES SEA EL &#218;LTIMO AQU&#205; :'(
I JUST WANTED CHICKEN PIE!!!
I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS SHOPPING AT WALMART THIS WHOLE TIME
HE TAUGHT ME WHAT FRIENDSHIP COULD MEAN THAT DAY AND IT WAS DELICIOUS
Firefly is canceled? And joss Whedon moved on to the avengers?
ME PICO  LA ARA&#209;A
why is everyone calling me 'petinomallhs' ?
STOP
HOW COULD YOU?!
WOULD YOU HUG ME? PRETTY PLEASE?
SOY ABD&#205;AS  LL&#201;VAME AL XV
I used to have a social life Then I became a photographer
zamorak down.. ?! was about to get 120 dung though m8
MORGEN WEER SCHOOL
gutom + ANTOK
ANDREW GARFIELD IS A  BETTER SPIDER-MAN
ME WHEN YOU MOVE
NIGGAS BE LIKE 'WE DON'T LOVE THESE HOES!'
GODDAMMIT THEY FOUND MY SPIDER SUIT
PETER DO YOU KNOW WHAT MY FAVOURITE RICE IS? UNCLE BENS
i hate  onions
Dr. Octopus is my Proctologist
THERE'S A BOX OF WAFFLES IN THE FREEZER WITH NO WAFFLES... WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING?
Cheer up packer fan Go hug your trophies
noooooooo...... 4 more years oobummer......
THEY PUT JUSTIN BIEBER IN NCIS
HOW COULD THEY BE MAKING A NEW SPIDER-MAN TRILOGY?
THAT WAS A GOOD CHOCLATE BAR SHIT I'M CRYING
Justin bieber has ruined selena gomez
united states has injured players at the iihf world juniors championship.
DAFUQ?! I GONNA WORK ON NY EVE!
HA ARRIBAT L'HORA DE TORNAR... I M'HE PASSAT TOT EL VIATJE AL WHATSAPP
not another  parking lot
vreau sa  castig tableta
SAW MOM BANG DAD
WAKES UP AT 5:00 ON CHRISTMAS FINDS NO PRESENTS
y'a pas une crisse de donne probante  sur c'que je cherche
That's not funny
HAVE YOU EVER LEFT YOUR MOM BECAUSE YOU ARE GOING TO THE STORE
Why xbox why?? why red rings of death!?!?
SHE WOULDNT WEDGIE ME SHE DIDNT EVEN GIVE ME SOME SHIT
I JUST SAW MY DADS PROFILE ON GRINDR
SO DOES THAT MEAN NO MORE SPIDY
juventus supporter when he or she finds out the club is still having matches fixed in serie a.
just found out nolan daniels is actually as broke as me
BUT HE SAID  I WAS A GOOD RAPPER
officer please
hazing hurts my bum-bum
IS IT OVER?
Y WON'T IT COME OUT
the movie sucked but Andrew Garfield is a better spider-man than I was
WHY
SHE SAID SHE WOULD WAIT FOR ME BUT SHE'S MOVED ON
why... did i procrastinate to do homework on the last day of break
TENGO LOS &#218;LTIMOS PARCIALES HASTA DICEMBRE
real men cry
MY MUM MADE ME WEAR Y-FRONTS
that moment  when mega-video tells you to wait an hour before you continue watching
CAN WE ALL JUST BE  FRIENDS!!!
Must Stop Premature Congratulations....
Don't Cry We ALL HAVE TO GO BACK TO SCHOOL TOMORROW
I CANNOT EXPLAIN TO UNCLE BEN HOW BAD I'M GOING TO MISS HIS RICE
WATCHING THE Breaking Dawn Battle DAMN YOU ARO...NOT CARLISLE!
I AM A COSTUMER I AM ENTITLED
VISITORS PLEASE GO BACK HOME
no one liked my status on facebook
ALE SRAKA POSZ?A
I LOST MY PHONE  AND ITS ON SILENT
THAT SPIDER BITE IT HURT
BUT I'M SPIDER-MAN THE HERO HOW CAN YOU LEAVE ME LIKE THIS
AEE O SINAL BATEU! PRA SEXTA AULA
POR FAVOR !!!! QUIERO PASTEEEEEEEL ....
THE SPIDER BITE  DID HURT
SHE PREFERS BATMAN
SPIDER MAN SUIT BECOMES BLACK NOW I'M A VILLAIN
I didn't get to make out with emma stone
I TURNED STRAIGHT
WHY DIDN'T I  LISTEN TO MUMMY
They want to secede from the union? i thought we was united states
ANNE HATHAWAY... IS MARRIED
no!! icc again no!!!
farted followed through
CAN'T YOU SEE
MY AUNT RAPED ME AND MJ DUMPED ME BUT I STILL LOVE THEM
they recasted spiderman
my... ...career!!
Drops first pokemon card
i came early
NO ME INVITARON A AVENGERS
but mom... he started it
but mom... he started it
zoey rejected me.
bernie mac's wife ...black widow
Obama stole my constitutional rights but i don't know which ones
HANDBAGS WERE 35% OF.... I MISSED THE SALE

SAW A COMMERCIAL THAT MADE ME CRY UNCLE BENS
I'M AMAZING TOO
10:30am class whyyyyy
HE CALLED ME SPRING
Had SEx Now I Got Aids
6 PAGES AND 1/4 AND I SHOT MY BEST MUNITIONS...
Banned from battlelog kills himself
WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY COSTUME IS TOO TIGHT
I just gangnam for a while please don't punish me sir
That moment when you get  Air wedge experiment in phy practicals
SANTAS NOT REAL?
I MISS THIS CAR
HE STOLE MY CANDY BAR
Does all the homework! Forgets it in the locker
Why does our toilet seat look popcorn flavored
can't read and type why didn't i die at birth?
WhY! Why do you have to be so mean!
Thank you for your help i will help you when you need help
Now you tell us midterm marks don't matter? But I worked so hard.
YOUR REACTION WHEN.. YOUR MA TELLS YOU SANTA'S NOT REAL..
WHY WHY  DID YOU DO THIS
I MISSED MY SCHOOL BUS
Karlsson suger Bakis som fan
all my friends moved to emobile
ME UNCOO
'Silly rabbit
MY BF IS ADDICTED TO TEAMSPEAK i HAVE TO QUEUE FOR HIS ATTENTION
pROMETHEUS wtf ARE ZOMBIES DOING IN IT?
WHY DID I PUT THE CONDOM IN THE PIN DRAW
My pick 3 number came in i didn't play
hey bro can i borrow your razor? gives it back
overhears your joke repeats it to same people next day
you wanna split a pizza? eats 7 slices
Refuses to pay rent Becomes a meme
claims that he is a tank 9 shots
borrows computer virus!
jacks off puts sock on door
plays your xbox gets red ring of death
spills beer 'it'll evaporate'
Asks to throw party charges you for beer
i lost my fake can i use yours? arrest WARRANT
goes out to lunch 'forgets' his wallet
girlfriend dumps him 'it was mutual'
invites girls to party charges them for beer
borrows car uses up all your gas
watches same tv show in other room comes out every time something funny happens
bro
bro
Hey bro can I have the last beer? takes one sip
light bulb blows out steals light bulb from your room
borrows car impounded!
Dude check out this hilarious site goatse
leaves used condom in toilet hasn't talked to a girl in weeks
Compliments your trombone skills Calls you a tromboner in front of your freinds
hey bro can I borrow your toilet paper takes all 8 rolls
Uses your Soap in the shower Pubes all over it
Eats all the groceries you buy gets mad if you use one of his packets of mustard
plays single player video games on tv in living room
Uses bathroom when you need to shit clogs toilet when he's done
hey bro can you babysit my sister? charged as sex offender
calls you lazy never takes out trash
bro remember that time i smoked you up? gonna need 40$ for it
Eats all of your food Hey bro can I get 40$ for beer
why do you never want to go out? smokes weed and plays cod in room all day
bro your music sucks listens to same 4 songs over and over
has nickelback as alarm  hits snooze button 98 times
live in sketchy area always leaves doors open
jacks off in the shower bro
unemployed
I need to borrow 50 bucks Buys crack
hey bro can you get me a bottle of goose? gives you 5$
brings you to friends party inside jokes all night
accept his friend request 1000 farmville requests
craps in toilet doesn't flush
bro the showers clogged find pubes scattered throughout shower
kind of looks like eugene levy denies it
Bro you Gotta see this video numa numa guy
loses controller steals yours
borrows car 3 speed camera tickets
farts leave room
Hey bro can I have a slice of your pizza? Grabs biggest slice
i got this girl in the bag she has no interest in him
why don't you bring over more girls has crush on your girlfriend
'Turn that crappy music down!!!' Listens to lmfao
Bring him to a party drinks too much
uses bathroom leaves shit stains on the toilet
Can't Pay rent this month had some unseen expenses Spent entire paycheck on camwhore site
does dishes leaves yours
has no job and plays video games in his room all day yells at you for not doing their dishes when they want them done
Says you're too nice chicks prefer d-bags
Stops paying rent becomes a meme
hey bro cAN i get an adderall drug charges!
pukes over all the dishes your turn for dish duty bro
forgets keys calls you 50 times
Why is it so cold in here? Leaves ac at 65
slice of cheese eaten 'We need to talk'
yells at you to turn down your music blasts his music
girl tells him to go away tells her he wasn't interested
borrows computer 2 girls 1 cup screensaver
leaves your food out blames mold on humiditiy
put food in fridge for later come back to see him eating on your bed
never goes shopping eats all your food
sees scumbag steve makes exact same meme called 'douchebag roomate'
uses your computer you are now a felon in 12 states
you give him money for beer he buys natural light and pockets the change
hires escort brings her to party
door closed never knocks
Did anyone eat my food? stares directly at you
drops every pass in flag football 'nice catch butterfingers' to you after your first drop
Thinks you're asleep masturbates in same room
Dude
can i play your guitar? cracked!
buys a case of natty charges everyone 10 dollars
mass text freshman Where's the party at?
comes to party uninvited sets up list for pong
girls across the room 'NIIICE HOw much?'
Orders DELIVERY no where to be found when doorbell rings
show him memes 'y u no' everything
'hey bro can i borrow some money' moves out next day
club president of ultimate frisbee
fails out of college never pays rent again
Bro can I see your homework honor code violation!
Bro why don't you want expensive beer?  Parents pay for everything
groceries are on me eats all of it
talks about hookup at a club hooked up with a prostitute
won't clean his own dishes uses yours
dumps beer into trash can can you take out the trash bro?
Eats your food Bro when we going shopping?
eats all of your bread leaves your sandwich meat
clogs toilet refuses to plunge
bro
Gets laid purposefully Leaves condom wrapper in plain sight
Peed on toilet left it for you
Uses the internet you pay for talks shit about you on facebook
you die asks your parents for portion of rent
throws up all over his bed sleeps in yours
'turn it down
leaves hairs in sink cleans it with your towel
cardboard natty case hung on wall
They call me 'the situation' borderline overweight
loses at madden breaks your controller and doesn't replace it
leaves clothes in laundry for 3 days always asks to borrow clothes
plays minecraft griefs
does somethings stupid loses privileges for everyone
gets rejected by every girl at nightclub 'let's go dude
goes out to bar brings back guys
owns a 40 inch flatscreen tv keeps it in his bedroom
says hell clean goes home for the weekend
JErks off in bed YOur bed
yells at you to turn off lights leave his on the whole night
old girlfriend walks by high fives and pretend laughs to nearby people
i'm so stressed cant decide which Grad School to accept
lets go to a frat party sunday night
leave computer on hacks facebook
uses your razor aids!
breaks window blames it on squirrels
asks to throw party in the house charges you for beer
theme party spends 30 dollars on costume
Leaves freezer open all food goes bad
farts in your room blames it on you
uses you xbox leaves the controllers greasy
has no job and nothing to offer but i smoke your weed and eat your groceries and dont clean up behind myself
knows u wanna have alone time with girlfriend interupts
never flushes toilet blames you for bad smell
spiles coffee on your computer first thing he says 'why did you put it there?'
chicken nuggets in fridge world war 7
gets clubland account updates occupation on facebook to 'DJ'
sees you making out with your girlfriend Keeps on staring
EATS YOUR DORITOS
Stop playing that crappy game Plays cod
Drinks 3 smirnoff ices hung over entire next day
Spills coffee and coal everywhere hey bro
says hes in a frat only knows one of the guys in it
bro
girlfriend dumps him it was mutual
catchphrase 'fail whale!'
says something stupid 'i'm just saying'
Go out to eat Makes you pay and steals the tip
Has Copy of Old TESTS Doesn't Tell anyone
goes out never turns off the lights unless you're there
Makes mess everywhere waits until roommates clean it
still wears 'no fear' shirts has fear
BORROWS GUN DOSENT KILL HIMSELF
Offers you a small portion of his meal 'cooks don't clean'
Hey bro can I have a few of your beers? Leaves 1 so you 'don't get upset'
scumbag steve? yeah
why dont you man up and talk to some chicks bro? gf is 19 he's 26
doesn't clean place takes props for having a clean place
Sets alarm clock for 6am sleeps through it
YELLS AT YOU FOR LOOKING AT HIS GIRLFRIEND HITS ON EVERY GIRL HE'S AROUND
shits above the rim doesn't clean it
DidN'T HAVE A RAZOR SO I USED YOURS... TO SHAVE MY BALLS
WEARS YOUR FAVORITE SHIRT GOES PAINTBALLING
goes to the club with friends didn't bring money
MAkes dinner Eats everything
breaks rock band drums fries up some eggs
buys broom svedka bottle gone
Tell him not to do something does it anyway
left window open you get robbed
Uses rest of cream cheese Puts empty container back in fridge
poops in hands  rubs it on teeth
buys 4 grams of weed Is this enough to roll a joint?
totals your car knows you have insurance money to pay his rent
Invites Jewish Girl for dinner Cooks pork
Plays his crappy music in your f**king car
says that he barely smokes asks you for cigarette every 20 minutes
borrows money for food comes back with beer
MAkes a sign about doing dishes His dishes
breaks your bong doesn't offer to pay for it
Hey bra I gave you sticky keys
comes home drunk throws up on your stuff
'Bro im gonna tear that girl apart' house is now on National sexual offenders registry
Get him a surprise hooker for his birthdaY. 'thanks bro
says he'll be gone for a week comes back 4 days later and walks in on you having sex
never buys groceries finished your unopened pringles
hey bro can i have some pizza? Returns it with pubes all over it
cannot stand it when you talk on skype talks with family on skype for hours
asks you for a good party theme takes credit for himself
have a Couple of girls over hes fapping in the next room
Cockblocks when you're talking to hot chick Find the same chick in his bed the next morning
coldly stares at you if you look at his girlfriend looks at your girlfriend all the time
Uses rest of TP doesnt replace
argued with you over him not paying rent pees in your mouthwash
brings home Crabs and lice blames your bald loser friend who can't get laid
who got drunk and shit on the floor? this guy!!!
while people are dying of heat in their rooms i got central ac mofos
whatever bro your girlfriend was totally hitting on me
Complains about bathroom cleanliness Pisses on seat
wingmans for you takes the girl you like home
argues for over an hour and a half at 4 in the morning
You just quit smoking Asks you if you want a cigarette
you walk in on him fapping calls you a faggot for 3 months
hey bro can i get some beers off you? grabs the whole two four
Hides in your room masturbates while you have sex with your g/f
burns your only frying pan leaves it in the sink 'to soak' for 5 days
gf practically lives in his room for no rent complains your friends are over too much
Your Mum Dibs
Plays guitar only knows Wonderwall
Empties brita into glass returns to fridge empty
Food goes missing  FInd every container under his bed
blasts heater 'why do I have to pay the bill? this is your apartment'
runs to shower  when your alarm rings
Hey bro
Leaves for '30 Minutes' NEVER COMES BACK.
Starts a new club in your house Won't let you join
shouldn't have to pay rent cuz he's usually out
Calls you retarded sister has down syndrome
asks for pizza money comes back with 2 new polo's
'dude
says he got invited to an exclusive frat party you find him walking around alone an hour later
Breaks his speakers borrows yours
catch him pissing in the sink in your on suite next morning he says 'I think someone pissed in your sink last night'
shits in his pants oh bro
Jacks off on your bed
DOG POOPS IN PARKING LOT 'no one will notice'
gets killed in halo 'bob saget'
talks about multiple varsity letters doesn't play sports in college
pots and pans don't count as dishes on his day to do them
I JUST JIZZED ALL OVER YOUR BED
asks to barrow car doesn't put gas in
uses your stuff because you are 'bros' shits a brick if you touch his stuff
BEHAVES IRRESPONSIBLY TO A SICKENING DEGREE AT ALL TIMES STILL MORE LUCKY AND SUCCESSFUL THAN YOU
aladeen
MAKES APPOINTMENT FOR PLUMBER TO COME can't be there for it
YOU CLEAN THE HOUSE DOUCHEBAG ROOMMATE IMMEDIATELY MAKES GIANT MESS ALL OVER IT
Shits out all your food doesn't flush
Mom comes over to visit bangs her
Owes you hundreds of dollars buys game of thrones dvd box set
eLECTRIC BILL goes down by $300/month the month after he moves out
HITS SNOOZE ON LOUD ALARM 50
Enters Remix comps.... Steals the drum stems for own productions
DIDN'T find something to wear in HALLOWEEN   so i dressed like an alien wearing a HUMAN skin
Says he LIKES GOOD MUSIC BLASTS SKRILLEX
pubcrawl! vomits on your bed
HEY BRO
THIS IS ACTUALLY A PICTURE OF RJRAIT
is this your date? makes awkward advances all night
Sees pizza on the table OH
can i borrow 5$? never pays off
EVERY DOUCHEBAG ROOMMATE MEME JOKE IS EXACTLY WHAT rjrait DOES DAILY
ONE MAILBOX KEY tAKES kEY EVERYWHERE
Flying with the CO CO shows an hour late to the flight
CLOGS TOILET Flushes it again causing overflow
wears a white shirt to a bbq for an excuse to take of his shirt
Oh
pays $500 for lame tattoo no toilet paper in bathroom
Got 7.7 trillion in bailout money to save banks and help economy Sent most out of country and stopped loaning money
notices you left your facebook open status: i am gay
proposes a coalition of slaves immediately volunteers self for leadership
lOGS ON TO YOUR w.o.w ACCOUNT UNDRESSES YOUR NIGHT-ELF AND MASTURBATES
dont laughs at your joke repeats it the next day
finished shiting and there is no tp 'mybad dawg'
pees on you while you sleep
uses your xbox banned off xbox live
Pees on toilet seat slams lid down at 4am
i said i didn't give a crap... until i didn't flush the toilet and saw that i gave one
day to go home takes out all of your food for it to spoil
tells a joke
you'd be a douchebag too if half of your right hand was cut off
Wake up
Midterms tomorrow throws a party
oh
clogs toilet leaves for the weekend
BRO IM SO GETTING LAID THIS SEMESTER REMAINS A VIRGIn
Doesn't pay for pizza eats more than you do
asks to borrow phone looks at your texts
i kick this girl OUT for stupidness  but my roomate is idiot proof
shat on your bed. problem?
says we need to share duties equally pays only quarter of rent
puts milk back in fridge... empty
Drinks your vodka replaces it with water
doesn't clean his bathroom uses yours
i don't always run out of toilet paper but when i do i use your sheets
Leaves a dollar tip in dimes
left dishes 4 u umad bro?
Complains that girls won't be impressed with your choice of living room decor Bloody footwrap on floor... from surgery 3 months ago.
Takes a huge dump doesn't flush
eats your Post lucky charms replaces with albertson's magic stars
can't buy toilet paper can buy gym membership
you see something funny on the internet he posts it to your facebook wall so that people will think you got it from him
gives you unwarranted relationship advice has never been in a relationship
Hey Bro
why are you always late for work bro? doesn't work
In a shared room asks if his gf can stay for a night never leaves
cover his rent buys new iphone
downloads blurays off your internet connection Bro
shit
Whats a good movie? says hes not watching that sh*t
Hey roomate its your turn to buy groceries Buys everything you hate
'DUDE
Yo bro i screwed your girl last night we're cool right?
Let me hit that weed cashes bowl
spits chaw into coke can leaves it out
Does Barbell curls In the Squat Rack
Can't deadlift  The weight that he can curl
Uses Smith Machine for Squats Squat rack for Barbell Curls
'can i have a few friends over?' throws a party
rent is two weeks overdue quietly moves out without notice
last one to use the bathroom no toilet paper left
Looks like a young eugene levy Gets pissed when you quote american pie
Calls you a nerd for not wanting to drink on a tuesday On academic probation
Can't tell if douchebag roommate or eugene levy
buys strobe light puts sausages on pizza
goes to a rave just to do drugs
Crashes your car 'Hey Bro
says 55 dollars is the lowest he'll go on an eighth  just ripped off some kid for 100 bucks
went through your phone looking for your ex's number
steve jobs is a rich bastard dies the next day
hits on your little sister when she visits shamelessly
tell him your cousin who's a cop is coming over to visit smokes a bowl
invites a girl over find them in your bed
A friend of mine is coming for a while... the name is scumbag steve
friends you on facebook likes every status
Your turn to do shopping invites everyone over for party
CLAIMS TO BE EXPERIENCED HACKER GOOGLE SEARCH: PASSWORD SNIFFER
Says he will take out the trash doesn't
tell him to help clean come at me bro
OMG IPHONE 5G? JK IPHONE 4S
Xbox controller batteries die? steals some from your remote.
Claims that he is a tank 6 shots
steals tiger blames you
Playing tf2. 'Stop being a noob' Is Spawn Camping
Helps mom do laundry  takes picture with her underwear
help friend while shes puking decide to start puking FTW
talking about arab childbirth makes joke about vaginal rugburn
only had cover charge  hits you up for lap dance money
bathroom occupied pisses in your sink
be's ur roomate doesnt live in ur room
assures you you are his best friend 'so please get out of this place so i can have a party with my buds'
has Last Years Test Doesn't Share
Has Copy of Nest WEek's Quiz 'Sorry
Cuts Nails On your Bed
Lab Partners Makes you do all the Work
Fasting during Ramadan PURPOSELY Eats food IN Room
Shits in chamber pot has indecency to wipe
don't stop anywhere on the way home dude
bro
'HEY MAN
borrow your itunes account downloaded all justin bieber songs
meh
How about... NO!
sleeps with boyfriend in your bed says you should be grateful to be their friend
flies hatch from clothes on floor claims to have done laundry recently
breaks your tv 'gives it to you' when moving out
asks to borrow your razor so he could shave comes out of the bathroom with his beard still on
Can i BARROW your car?
talks about getting girls never gets laid
Sorry
hey
Last one to leave the house doesn't lock the door
Tries to halt people Lets them go
MALTE: IS ON REDTUBE GAYPORN
gets 2 ingress invites gives it to others
gets caught torrenting on your laptop
noone has a use for him makes a meme any way
HAS NO EDUCATION OR JOB SKILLS HIRED ON AT A GOOD COMPANY ANYWAY MEANWHILE YOU WAX POETIC ABOUT SUBATOMIC PHYSICS AT THE DRIVE-THRU WINDOW
FRIEND ZONED AGAIN? YOU'RE WELCOME!!
You leave and go to work Smokes all your weed
uses your dishes refuses to wash them
Ask him to get toilet paper your towel has brown streaks
INvites you for a ride asks to pay gas
No school friday? no problem.
Can I borrow your car to go to the store and back Three days later get a call from mexico
HATES 'ENTITLED' PEOPLE ON WELFARE PARENTS PAY HIS BILLS
rooster tails in the toilet and blames it on a rooster
I buy madden every year so ea can continue to rip people off
sends nasty text to ur girlfriend deletes all acts ike nothing happened
Fills DVR with BSG episodes owns whole collection on DVD
you need to finish your paper by tomorrow morning? stays on your computer until 3 am
any change? no keeps it as 'tip'
LINKIN PARK OBSESSION MADE GIRLFRIEND LEAVE BUT IN THE END
'Hey Bro lets go out tonight' Takes you to chuckie cheeses
I know you live here
borrows your razor shaves his pubes
Makes a huge mess while you're on vacation 'Wasn't me
Hey Bro
pack? ill do it. for a bj
Shits On Floor At PArty Get at me Bro
chick-fil-a
thinks people who eat fast food are idiots smokes cigarettes
hey man
knows you need to borrow car stays out all day and night
Can't pay rent gave my paycheck to charity Charity is the name of a stripper
tells you to cook Spends your last few dollars
tells you to clean the house leaves soaked towels all over the living room
kicks you out for having no money left steals your stuff and calls you a bad roommate
SAID she couldn't go i said 'dont care'...
You leave your room hacks your facebook page
says he needs to crash at ur place stays for 2 weeks
You know that girl with lice and craps? i let her crash in your bed  last night
Undercut is the only PUNCH  I know how to throw
sings your favorite song ruins it
he once participated in a threesome ...the only problem was he wasn't invited
FAP Thread still more fun than BFP4F
finally i scammed a nub !
HEARS you liike a player trades for him and benches him
yells at you for sexiling him sexiles you all the time
tells you they will be studying all night when you call a courtesy officer he leaves..
gives you $20 for your birthday charges you $30 for decorations
5 degrees out 'Bys! sum Warm! Get me shorts and sandals on!'
shits on you're bed what can you do
HEARS YOU BANGING A CHICK BEATS OFF UNDER BLANKET
your only roommate claims he flushed the toilet when he left
yea i listen to gerge brooms come at me bro
Tells ex girlfriend not to sleep with anyone sleeps with best friends ex girlfriend
Brings home girl bangs her on living room couch
Throws a party and paids for every beer has not enough money to pay his part of the rent
Wants 'mood lighting' 24 hours a day Doesn't pay electric bill
argues for hours about metaphysical theories doesn't mow the lawn
four week old laundry Not my problem!
Hangs out with your friends Text your girlfriend now you're single.
Takes giant shit doesn't flush
Didn't pay rent bought jawbreaker tickets
Mine's in the shop can I borrow yours? Comes back 2 days later with hookers
hey i just created a rap of how much i love my life
out of toilet paper takes shit
'Come at me bro!' (shits self when you do)
never has rent ill get in next month bro!
takes your girlfriends phone to the toilet adds his number to the address book
Drops and shatters your laptop into a million pieces 'It's alright
starts smoking 2 weeks after moving in
ATE PIE FOR BREAKFAST DIDNT TELL MY PARENTS
Takes a shower mud everywhere
SPLITS WIFI BILL SHARES PASSWORD WITH RANDOMS
'$100 dinner? Thanks for paying bro
'I have a 4am flight
'Someone had sex in your bed?' 'sounds like a 'you' kinda problem'
Waits for you to leave Eats all of your food
You wanna eat at victors? can you pay for me? I forgot my card
you live on campus I'll cook and you pay for everything
'Yeah
HEY MAN THERE'S THE LAST OF THE smirnof!!!
comes home drunk Makes you take care of him
its good no wait its wide left oops lol
teddy gets asked to saddies beats me by a day!
plugs your toilet leaves
says girl will be in for 30 min Takes him 3 hours
couldn't stop at store
BAAAAAAAAM SAYS RANDALL FOSTER
watching two and a half men farts while laughing
Steals Idea for Social Networking Website Gives your money to Inner City Schools
MORRISSEY DANCING YOU'RE DOING IT WELL
'I'm really clean' leaves dishes in the sink for a month.
Oh wait... that was your toothbrush i used to clean the toilet?
Claims to be a quiet roommate gives tattoo at five in the morning
GET MORE THAN 50 POINTS IN WORD IN WWF SCREENSHOT AND POST TO FACEBOOK
Let's play COD after I'm done bangin' your sister
Hey bro
SEES FOUL BACHELOR FROG TAKES SHIT WITH DOOR OPEN
can i borrow some toilet paper? takes all 6 rolls
Your mom is out? Appears with his girlfriend
drinks all the milk from the fridge puts back empty carton
spills drink on girl you met HEy
brings chairs into your room to eat pizza doesn't remove them when finished
SERIOUSLU
getting no girl? start yelling 'TOO MANY DICKS ON THE DANCEFLOOR!!!'
borrows book returns different book
girl tells him to go away tells her he wasn't interested
Can't Have pot in room because it smells Room smells like his horrible b.o.
you were in bathroom pissed in yer fish tank.
writes name on his eggs eats all your bacon
I used to want legs until i realized that everybody has them
remastered pictures are... too mainstream
I Ate Pie Before it was cool ...Burnt My Tongue
THINGAMABOBS You probably never heard of them
I want to be where the pbr
i changed my mind i don't want to be part of your world
Look at this stuff
It's not red... It's pantone 186 C
I WAS HOARDING BEFORE IT WAS ON TLC
I wanna be where the people aren't
Legs? too mainstream
I knew about Hipster Ariel Before it was a meme
i listened to belle & sebastian before they were in disney movies
Water is everywhere now I hate it
In the original story
The Marianas Trench Is too deep for you
mom
PUTTING WORDS ON THE TOP IS TOO MAINSTREAM
I had to leave the ocean It's too current
im so underwater you don't even know
What do you mean? Do I like fish-sticks?
you want thingamabobs? i've got twenty
I wear a seashell bra Cloth is too mainstream
The Pain of Stereotypically Conforming to the non conformist STereotype
when watching sitcoms i laugh before the laugh track
Hipster Ariel Only eats Organic Seaweed
I HAve to change because being a hipster is too mainstream
That was a fork THIS is a Dingle-hopper!!!
I got legs just so i could wear jeggings
An animation underwater? Very original
Voice? Too mainstream
under the sea but in an obscure part you haven't heard of
UNDER THE SEA BEFORE IT WAS MAINSTREAM
Deactivated my facebook way too mainstream
i swam in the floods of hurricane sandy before you
my boyfirend was the greatest hipster ever but he drowned in the mainstream
I'm a Virgin having sex is too mainstream
i have 99 problems and theyre all on tumblr
John Cage's 4'33' You've probably never heard it
Under the sea you've probably never been there
Laugh when Dale earnhardt Dies Cry when Steve jobs dies
I would occupy wall street but there's too many movies in my netflix queue
Prince fell in love with me before he even heard me speak
The Video started to load Right as I clicked the refresh Button
I wanted to be human Before it was mainstream
i've hung out with the real  red lobster
Got Lasik still wears glasses
i had aids before the government developed them
I know legs are mainstream i asked for them ironically
solidarity? too mainstream
I want to be where the people aren't
I liked suicidegirls before they were typical
I went mainstream before it went mainstream
GOT MY MOUTH BURNT ATE THE FOOD BEFORE IT WAS COOL
I collected parking decals on my car's back window before everyone else did
i was listening to claire de lune before twilight made it mainstream
I knew about kony before he went mainstream
facebook bought instigram for a billion dollars? i'm going back to vhs!
but if facebook buys instagram everyone will have it!
I knew who Skrillex was Back when he was Sonny Moore!
combs? too maınstream...    ı prefer forks
just look at the world around you
WEED IS TOO MAINSTREAM I SMOKE OREGANO
Your music is underground? My music is under the sea
you got me a PS4 for cristmas?! that's too mainstream!
ugh... this yeast infection
Isn't it ironic? yeah don't you think?
I knew about jabberwocky before alice in wonderland
I left the ocean it was to current
As soon as my student loans are due I'm going back to the ocean
I knew Mufasa before he had cubs
I went deaf once I realized everyone else could hear
i only design in comic sans i'm ironic like that
I WAS disney's favorite Redhead Before  merida
westside bitchz
planking is so mainstream i prefer owling
I swam in the ocean before it was current
a liberal arts degree is worth its weight in gold at 10 grams it's too bad you paid more than $500 for yours
LIFE IS... TOO MAINSTREAM
Burnt my tongue Ate pizza before it was cool
Stairway to Heaven? Apparently Heaven isn't ADA compliant
I be representing Pooh Bear. Potter is too mainstream.
I thought that was cool... Before it was on the front page
i knew the south pole before it was cool
I want these things called legs oh you've probably never heard of them
Don't call me arIel My name is helvetica
These glasses are way too popular!
Need new glasses Ray-bans are cool now
that feeling you get when he finishes first then turns on the xbox
THE WORST PART OF HATING HIPSTERS IS THAT THEY HATED THEMSELVES BEFORE
If I had pants they would fit tighter than yours
i stay out of the gulf stream it's the main stream
you call yourself a photographer? my camera cost 5 times as much
Sex? too mainstream I just lay eggs
I was obnoxiously hashtagging on facebook before everyone else
I DONT WANT LEGS ANYMORE TOO MAINSTREAM
a bland watered-down version of rock n roll with more rhythm and harmony and an emphasis on romantic love
i used to be an anarchist but there were too many rules
who cares if i lost my voice voices sold out after they became popular
I'm monogamous I oNLY sleep with beautiful men
saw a good video on youtube too many views
All my problems are solved what do i complain about now
I hated ben Before hating ben was cool
uhhhhh! i forgot my clothes in my boyfriends car!
I just wanna have legs instead of fins no one understands me!
i gave up my voice for a boyfriend
i shaved the sides of my head before skrillex  existed
i had a tumblr before they were cool
dISNEY RELATED CAPTION? TOO MAINSTREAM
I CAN'T USE SIRI I SOLD MY VOICE ON EBAY
Look at this stuff
Your Music is UNderground?  Mine's Underwater
I BOUGHT THE SOUNDTRACK BEFORE ANYONE WAS AROUND  TO HEAR THE TREE FALL.
I can't believe it's not butter and I thought I was used to seamen
No kisame I will not go out with you
why did i have to forget my  anal beads at home
I was buying clothes from Kathmandu when it was still just a city
eric
Face she makes When she takes it up the ass
i CANT SWIM WITH THE CURRENT its to mainstream
i knew hurricane sandy before she went to new york
i  look like... Sarah Palin!!!!
had no soul before everyone else had theirs stolen by ursula
Memes are too mainstream
Damnit ariana Grande I had red Hair first
i stopped using INstagram before the acquisition developed
Windsor? Oh
Hipster? me? that's too mainstream
if she hasn't seen The Little mermaid on VHS SHE'S too young for you
That aKward moment when Your drug dealer can't make it at 3am Because of a flat tire On his bIcycle
You use dinglehoppers to comb your hair? I use them as utensils
i watched arrested development when it was still on tv
Gingers do Have souls!
I was a red head before the weaslies
what do they got
I liked them before google even knew who they were
i loved you before you were cool
YOUTUBE ITS TOO MAINSTREAM
Hipster Ariel Shouldn't be remastered
You haven't read the same books I have? You lose
kabbalah is just fairy tales
i liked the band before they sold out!
NOBODY TOLD ME LEGS NEED TO BE SHAVED
Yeah
it's all your fault you told me macs can't get a virus!
Wouldn't you think My vinYl collection's complete
LOOK.. AT MY GLASSES!
omg guys!  i have to swim in the mainstream!
about being a female wedding photographer you never get to dress up
Organic seaweed is all I eat
FOREIGN LANGUAGE ON THE BOARD... I HATE MATH HL
I PLAYED HOPPER BEFORE IT WAS MAINSTEAM
I Live in the ocean. The River is too Mainstream.
Comes to land now i can smoke american spirits
i took an arrow to the knee before the guards did
I knew words BEFORE THEY WERE WITH FRIENDS
I MOVED from pleasanton to oakland SO I CAN TELL YOU HOW SUBURBAN YOU ARE
NOPE because i haven't played it since it was relevant
ORGASMS BETTER WHEN YOU HAVE A BLOWFISH
I loved doctor who before it became.... MAINSTREAM
the sea was to mainstream for me
Being a mermaid? Too mainstream.
Talks for an hour about projects she's working on 'I hate THE WEST COAST. everyone's too wrapped up in their own shit'
I was red... BEFORE Rihanna!
I listened to Skrillex Before it was mainstream
I WAS HOARDING BEFORE IT WAS ON TLC
Everyone thinks elsa is so relatable because of her relationship with her sister what about me and my dady issues?
if i don't find a bathroom soon i'm gonna have to buy new pants
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST WANT TO RIP OFF MY SMART AND ELEGANT SILKY POLYESTER BLOUSE AND MY PRIM AND PROPER WOOL PENCIL SKIRT AND ALL MY FULL CLASSY UNDERWEAR SO I CAN ROLL IN THE MUD AND MASTURBATE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i questioned what a fox says before the song came out
I had fins and scales before it was cool
i most definitely do not want to be where the people are
i tried it just won't fit in there
Nintendo sucks! They should go 3rd party
Melody Trusting a seawitch?!
friendzoned before there was even a zone for friends
I want so much to live above water I need to ask Scuttle what people wear
I wanted to swim in the water But then il drown in the mainstream
Why do girls out pics of me with slutty quotes
Bought big glasses omg i'm such a nerd.
dat ass why you so fine?
Being a mermaid is so mainstream so i became a woman.
i knew about runescape BEFORE IT WAS MADE
Human legs are so mainstream
A freakin mermaid Boy Friend still goes in dry
I Put Pants on for this?
the sea was just so  mainstream
How do i reach dese kids
Fashion is for followers
Excuse me... IS this Flounder Free range?
tried out for jazz band not enough soul
I left the Ocean It was too current
I was a teacher  Before it was cool
Steals thousands of images for her lame Facebook page. Complains that chan sites are stealing when they add their logo.
i want to Be where the people aren't
Same ol shit just a different toilet
Prom's tomorrow
all you guys need to stop telling me to swallow! that is so whoreish!
lISTEN
I'm my teeth don't even chatter
why??? beef stew ramen?????????????
Why can't you see how  much Nikki LOVES YOU???
I left the Game of thrones series for the books because it was too current
Rescheduled delivery for tomorrow? Why?
WHY DIDN't i get my hair done before my drivers license renewal photo
died in the original joined disney when it was popular
Why won't you love me?
It'S THE 23RD AGAIN Scram!
u horribley grammer i feel so agressor
its not alien it's ex-tra-terres-trial!
And they lived happily ever after?  NOt according to hans christian anderson!
why you gonna love a blonde or a brunette  WHEN THERE ARE REDHEADS
college rule notebook paper is too mainstream you're not the boss of me
Im watching old reruns of the olympics the sochi olympics are too mainstream
joseph kittinger did the space jump before felix baumgartner and i knew it
thinga ma bobs you've probably never heard of them
I wish I was gluten intolerant Wheat is so mainstream
Thingamabobs? I have plenty
I hated sea world before blackfish
safeword 'red'? Too mainstream I say 'Pantone 032C'
I was a fish out of water  before it was cool!
ursula didn't steal my voice nobody is worth talking to
i don't swim in big rivers they're too mainstream
Really? You're hitting on me? I created a hate group about you!
Commercial for Google Chromecast on ABC viewer ABC viewer can't use Google Chromecast
Good employers will keep employees well but why there are still employees who quit because the employer?
The iphone6 is coming out im gonna be so lame with my iphone5
I WANT TO SEE MORE DEEP
You favorited my tweet two hours after I posted it. You mean
My hair is so hipster I liked it on Facebook before anyone else
I rocked ravens caps before they were cool
I AINT GOT NO MONEY I GOT SOME SEASHELLS SALLY STOLE BY THE SEASHORE SUNDAY
being a mermaid its way too mainstream
i swam in tributaries before they were main sreams
I knew The Bachelor's Chris Harrison When he was just 'Chris'
I'm so postmodern it hurts
STOP THAT MUSIC!!!
I was pooping Before it was Mainstream
Q SABROSO PEDO
seriously my hair is too red.
i loved josh hutcherson before he was peeta
no kisame I will not go out with you

omg guys!   i have to swim in the mainstream!
mainstream is
mars cheese castle totally sold out when they moved into an actual castle
Has to go pee but too comfortable in bed
nO ONE WANTS TO LIKE YOUR  STATUS
Naw i dont want chocolate ill stick with my seaweed and wheatgrass strudel
I liked aidan turner before he was in the hobbit
when will this assembly will over i have to pee
lolililol because lol is too mainstream
i try to not hate womanizing pricks
Sexy nerds rock my world
GRHHH BLONDE BITCHES SO FREAKIN MAINSTREAM!!
But what good is body by vi if there are no more twinkies
I was a part of this world  Before it was cool
WHEN MY FRIEND THINKS THERE'S ONLY 1 BLOOD TYPE
left the ocean it was too current
I was rollin' in the deep before adele made it popular
Success? too mainstream.
I got them from SpecSavers He said all the hipsters had them gah
I'M NOT REAL
Ariel isnt a natural redhead that shits from a bottle
Uses 'Yolo' Wrong Doesn&#180;t realize how stupid she looks
ellipses do not end sentences...
I Watch sailor moon but only in japanese!!!
I CAN LIKE REM AGAIN BECAUSE THEY'RE NO LONGER POPULAR
i went out of water before it was cool
I took a hipster photo before the word hipster was cool
Hi. I'm Ariel Go to hell
I lived under water before it was cool
i am hotter than felurian
Crab for a friend? Well
Finger mustaches are so mainstream so i use crayon mustaches
i dont use condoms too mainstream
i used to wear toms but their too mainstream now
Oh god! Get these off
I'm switching to windows phone cause the iphone is no longer ironic
I WANTED TO GO TO cHRIS & mARLA'S WEDDING tHREE YEARS AGO...BEFORE IT WAS MAINSTREAM.
I Listened to Rodriguez Before he was cool
&#205;gy rzem magam.... mikor meztelen vagy!!! :P
Why in Poseidon's beard was I given a man's name?
I'm almost white and have a master's what do you mean my daca isn't approved?
I'm not feeling very good Because I got in the water before it was cool
AGHHH I'M NOT BIG ENOUGH FOR UR CORN COB
had a tail before it was cool
i hate my legs!  take them back!!!!
I HAD RED HAIR BEFORE CAT VALENTINE
Am i as sexy as ariana grande yet?
AN APPLE PRODUCT A DAY KEEPS THE MAINSTREAM AWAY
DSM I and II Were so much cooler!
Got Legs So She can ride a bike to work
aqua 8's are.... too mainstream
AAAAWWWWWAAA THE STAR FISH ARE KILLING ME
The ultamate hipster refuses to be called a hipster
The Ultimate Hipster refuses to be called a hipster
cant...comprehend seeexx!
I love him daddy Wait is that how big he is never mind
ı bought my raybans now ıt'S everywhere
I was doing the mobot way before the oylmpics
i liked being gay before it was mainstream -jesse enomoto-
You CAN Not SEE IT BUT I HAVE A BONER IN MY TAIL
I LISTINED TO SCORPIONS BEFORE THEY PLAYED IT BEFORE THE BELLS
I had red hair before nadine
My Ex is living proof of how stupid I can be
i was into water before it was mainstream
I used to always win Then I realiZED IT WAS TOO MAINSTREAM
clogged nose that's what you get for swimming all day
likes and followers are too mainstream
i joined kiva before it was cool and mainstream
Hipsters? too mainstream. so i became a mermaid.
ariel ellison is the little mermaid
bought arma 2 off steam THREE years ago
is vegan and refuses to eat cows injected with hormones is on birth control
Needle SNAPPED ON MY UNDERWATER RECORD PLAYER
mermaids are fappable
sterek? too mainstream
i had red hair before ariana grande
Coral Dildos I had those in 89
y u no accept my hipster personality? using the right meme is too mainstream...
Born a ginger souls are too conformist
i want a pb&J SANDWICH!
Best part about haVing legs Getting obscure Cartoon characters tattooed on them
Becomes a hipster meme drowns in main-stream
bhenchod sutta......sutta na mila!
I liked the gotham city rogues before they were underground
Ursula voted for romney?!?!
i was a mermaid before lady gaga was y&#220;yi
meh play battlefield but its not working
Water is too Mainstream So I am leaving the ocean
Complains about mass media distorting our perception of beauty.  Uploads photos with Instagram.
top text is too mainstream
Must Slay... UNICORNS
I listened to 'we are young' before it was fun.
the deadliest catch.... those are really my crabs
splling rite? tew manestreme
Smokes parliaments drinks pbr like a fish
facebook bought instagram for $1bil?? oh well
posts picture of boobs on tumblr gets 100k notes
i use to want legs now i want swagg
HE DIDN'T BUY YOU A DIAMOND POTATO PEELER? UGHH
melted crayons? the lumbering mark of the philistine
Do I like the Sea? NO
My name isn't 'ariel' its 'R-E-L'
kiss the girl? too mainstream
its ariel... with an 'a'
Hipster fio is hipster
under the sea the step up from underground
Menstruation ?? To Dam mainstream !!
FISHY GYNO HANDS SOOOOOOOO COLD
wtf this broth has msg?! r u pho rl??
i made a comeback meme before you
mfw fapping
Blizzard released Diablo III too mainstream
hipster ginger
im not a hipster Too mainstream
school? It's boring!!
i hate when my hands get sticky if u know whwt i mean
Ssssss Ahhhh Sssss Ohhh Saaaaahaaaaaa Follame
Is on dating sites with pictures of her cleavage Calls dudes creeps
your music is underground? my music is under the sea
UNDER THE SEA
Saw myself on 'Punch a Hipster' was on there before it was cool
my hair was this color before ariana grande made it mainstream
I pop out 3d lenses That's how hIp I am
i knew about iamamiwhoami before jonna Lee did
asking the company's technical writer to fix your crappy resume so you can quit? Of course it's my privilege to do so.  Let me get on that.  really.
I was forever alone BEFORE the meme
I Only listen to Finnish Music Because no one understands the language
what if I was fish on top and woman on bottom...!?
I read hunger games before it was a movie
Only takes Hebrew Greek too Mainstream
please
but if facebook buys instigram everyone will have it!
I had no mother before disney made it cool
don't play call of duty it's too mainstream
I USED TO LIKE MY CLAM BRA UNTIL I REALISED THE PEARLS WERE MISSING
I WAS THE GREAT GREAT GREAT GRANDMOTHER OF FLORENCE WELCH
wanted to sleep until everyone at night did
it's not you...nor me it's your hormones!
but daddy I love him!
Found out i was on the internet I'm too mainstream!
because mom feet are too mainstream
I listen to bands  that don't even exist!
i'm @r+$y look at my tumblr!
I was pro When it was just pr
legs are too mainstream  i roll with a fish tail
red hair eww that`s so mainstream!
I was occupying the ocean Before there was plankton
Has tumblr  hates tumblr
MOI MOI MOI MOI MOI MOI MOI MOI MON P&#200;RE EST RICHE EN TABARNAK
Evolution? Who has time.
I was cool Before it was cool
I was Hating Hipsters before it was cool
I really liked being a hipster until everyone started becoming one!
i'm a douche before facebook
Clicked on link for hipster blog 'baby' started playing
WORKING ELEVATORS? TOO MAINSTREAM
Y U No help me get legs
Hipster girlfriend OWNS THE ARGUMENT before it starts
Aywa Inti Ya DOctora!
aRIELLE from m&#201;srq THANKS FOR RUINING MY NAME !
I LISTENED TO SKRILLEX  BEFORE HE WAS MAINSTREAM
heard sebastian doesnt like bon iver deleted him from fb
Legs? Have you seen the fish pond?
i'm cool and it's not my fault!
just got glasses afraid i'm a cliche
swatmemes are better than  other college memes Because we're more cynical and self-deprecating
i disobeyed my father before it was cool
ff swag
why couldn't tennant stay!?
i was rooting for jeremy lin before he went mainstream
Memes were cool before normal people found out about them
TO THE ART STUDENTS WEARING FAKE GLASSES THINKING THEY ARE COOL YOU ARE A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING
Of course i need the last mac in the kimberlin. need to use word and check tumblr
its not just about having legs its about eating pie
'SHIT GIRLS SAY' is so offensive but like
i dont speak to flipper anymore 'finding nemo' makes him mainstream
UNC Asheville Where hipsters can also be high maintenence
greyback stop biting    everyone!!!
SHIPS Y U NO DROP COMBS?
memes are just too mainstream!
facebook default throwin up gangsigns Im so ironic
John Cage's 4'33'  You've probably never heard it
Pumpkin Cheesecake Ice Cream PUT IT IN ME
I was donating to charity before R/Atheism thought it was cool
You want thingamabobs? Take 'em.
I refuse to say happy holidays It’s just too...pc
I liked Rick Astley way before he was a meme
Why so many trolls?
I Was higH before anyone smoke pot
i'm satisfied
I was the original Ginger white
I don't do my homeworks I'ts to mainstream
Not only do I like your blog but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly.
Argonians Known about them for years
It's not a mystery it's the glasses
tHE SEA iT WAS JUST TOO MAINSTREAM
I left the ocean because it was too current
that rag i wore bought it from Urban outfitters
Apples? Too Mainstream
I ONLY EaT ORGANIC FAIR TRADE CHOCOLATE
i was hip before it became mainstream
I knew south pole before it was cool.
everyone in the sea has fins so i peeled mine off and grew legs
BUT  WHAT ABOUT  roads?
people wear costumes for halloween I wear normal clothes
I swam in the mainstream ...Before it was cool
I'm Too Original To be Accessible
ocs? too mainstream
i made these images before you thought of them
windows? too mainstream i use linux
Steve Larose? TOO MAINSTREAM!
out of the disney vault for a limited time being inside there is too mainstream
I was under the sea before japan made it popular
i was using 'swag' before it was cool
Wait what did you say you liked again? Oh that casual autistic faggotry
Comes out of ocean FORGeTs TO PUT ON SUNSCREEN
actually evan
1st floor? too mainstream
I joined occupywallst before mainstream groups co-opted it
favourite band on facebook gets 1000 likes unlike
i liked water before brita
i could tweet before twitter
I like their 21 yr better ice just murders the flavor
i made meme's in ru before they went mainstream
i was hating on newfags  before it went mainstream
i knew about the peat moss meme before anyone else
They all say
Sight Way too mainstream
I used to have a soul gave it up for 3d glasses
thingamabobs? I've got twenty.
opposed to whatever the majority likes even sex
Underwater music will never die
i BOUGHT THE SOUNDTRACK BEFORE ANYONE WAS AROUND  TO HEAR THE TREE FALL.
Vim is too mainstream i'm switching to emacs
People watch my show You can't explain that
water goes in freezer
gyrados fits in a pokeball... ...you can't explain that
Big bang? Pics or it didn't happen
bread goes in
Ocean is blue
Internet explorer is on every single pc you can't explain that
Black cow
FOOD COMES IN
Shouts loudest 'wins' argument
Hits light switch
Gay people can't have babies you can't explain that!
Invite famous atheists rage when they question your faith
Remote Changes Tv Channel you Can't explain that
Bill O'reilly went to harvard ...You can't explain that
Christian murders innocent children impossible
neutrinos go faster than light you can't explain that
Youtube video has 2341 likes and 304 views you can't explain that
go to sleep its dark out
some people aren't catholic you can't explain that
Sun sets and rises everyday You can't explain that!
defeat ganondorf in the future
this meme is popular you can't explain that
jershey shore having fans you can't explain that
becomes hannha montana when she wears a wig you can't explain that
They gave mw2 a new front cover and people bought it again you can't explane that
dragon is super effective against dragon... ...you can't explain that
MY WIFE CHEATED ON ME YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
Can't see air
crispy on the outside
I still have a job You can't explain that!
You up voted this meme you can't explain that
1 plus 1 equals 2 you can't explain that
the world spins but your head doesnt you cant explain that
donald trump's hair you can't explain that
i'm not always using the wrong meme but when i do
American Exceptionalism Meaning we are all american with the exception of gays
SCIENCE FLIES YOU TO THE MOON
gravity. you can't explain that.
information goes in
The moon comes up
yoshi eats mushroom
you have a valid different opinion? here's how stupid you are
physics you can't explain that
pot makes you notice things you're not supposed to you can't explain that
M&m's melt in your mouth; not in your hand You can't explain that
Tide goes in
rebecca black is allowed to make music you can't explain that
atoms you can't explain that
sky is clear then sky has clouds you can't explain that!
If evolution is real how come we have peanut butter? you can't explain that
tide goes in stain comes out. you can't explain that.
Ash leaves his best pokemon behind every season you cant explain that!
Altzheimers is affecting my decision making You can't astronaut chicken
SOme people think I have Credibility You can't explain that
pro-life
the internet you cant explain that
Gyarados fits in a pokeball you can't explain that
Ships are made of steel yet they float you can't explain that
Got an email asking me for email address can't explain that
Girls get hotter in november YOu can't Explain that
Semen goes in
Marilyn Manson Actually came on my show you cant explain that
planes can fly without flapping there wings you can't explane that
IF GODS NOT REAL WHO WROTE THE BIBLE?
women say they want a nice guy
Put money in soda comes out You can't explain that
Magnets shit.
CHRISTIANS CHEER POOR PEOPLE DYING YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
poptart in microwave. comes out hot you can't explain that
Magicarp becomes gyrados... ...you can't explain that
MY pinky goes down with my Ring finger.... You can't Explain that.
Euphoniums play both treble and bass clef you can't explain that
FOREVER ALONE IS POPULAR YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
japan is still on the map you can't explain that
tide goes in
You Can't Explain that The Top and Bottom text is in the wrong order
This post doesn't Have a thing to do with pokemon you can't explain that!
Creationists come to Texas. STate catches fire. ATHEISTS COME TO TEXAS. It RAINS. YOU CAN't EXPLAIN THAT.
howhow this meme got so famous You cant explain that
Bono helps people but He's still a douchebag you can't explain that
statistics show that teen pregnancy drops off significantly after age 25 You can't explain that
american helth system you cant explain that
I am on television you can't explain that
i remember how to put on my pants every morning you can't explain that
one does not simply merge memes
MAGNETS yOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
rubber stops electricity you can't explain that
Girls say they are looking for  a nice guy
on Jesus' birthday
DECAPITATE ghost in Skyrim you can't explain that
Food comes in
Greatest investor of all time is a socialist You can't explain that
Conservative starts war
im a jackass you can't explain that
snow falls when its winter
earth is round you can't explain that
People Listen to what i have to say you can't explain that
I shave balls smooth as eggs
DIRTY DISHES GO INTO DISHWASHER
american idol still on tv you cant explain that
sky is blue
some people believe what i say you can't explain that
weather patterns you can't explain that
u disagree with me  u hate america
Ducks quacking you can't explain that
Time zones You can't explain that
5 ways to annoy people 1.ask people what gender they are
Want to do donuts in the parking lot? Cant
'Who let the dogs out?' You can't explain that
The light in the fridge turns off when you close the door you can't EXPLAIN that
Globalization exploits labor and consumers who must foot the bill for national decline you can't explain that
Jeff Bridges starred in movies while stuck in the grid You can't explain that
we had 4 years to figure it out yet mitt romney is still our best choice ...U can't explain that.
neutrinos go faster than light you can't explain that
The Doctor gets a new appearance
I ruined my almost paid off
eat chinese food
you can pee without pooing but you cant poo without peeing you can't explain that
DENT in Car
DIVIDE BY ZERO YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
On forza you can crash at 100 mph and live You cant explain that
Obama got Osama can't explain that
Stocks go up
Monkey goes in evolution man comes out You can’t explain that
Iran is enriching uranium Therefore
evolution you can't explain that
Phone fine one day
my show has been on the air for 15 years you can't explain that
Green Beer You can't explain that
Bread goes in
popcorn kernels pop but corn in a field doesnt you cant explain that
justin bieber sells albums you cant explain that
That unborn child has a right to life just not food
51 Oreos in one pack
Chrome is faster than other BROWSERS... ...you can't explain that
ARAB GOES IN PLANE
Goes hard
my president is black my lambos blue... ...you can't explain that
I refuse to believe in science I'm a scientific atheist
tebow starts game
GIRL REJECTS YOU FOR FOUR YEARS STRAIGHT
100 likes on a fb picture thats clearly not hot you cant explain that
Rich white girl in equine  can't explain that
YOU COULDN'T CATCH PICHU IN POKEMON BLUE  YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
If there's no such thing as god then how do you explain ghosts?
then why is it spelled Gif  you can't explain that
bread goes in   toast comes out you cant explain that!
tadpole crawls in... frog walks out You can't explain that!
Go to bed
ESRB:M
Swiss cheese Has holes. Shredded cheese  Doesn’t. You can’t Explain it.
200+ online and no lag you can't explain that
Dough Goes In
Conducts straw poll on radio show then disqualifies contestant for winning YOU CAN't EXPLAIN THAT
There re really big old things on Earth You can't explain that!
obama has bad approval rating Thats the way god intended it
I'm a meme You can't explain that
Creation stories stolen from other ancient civilzations You can't explain that
DIABE-TUS YOU CANT EXPLAIN THAT
People in antarctica don't fall off the earth You can't explain that
World spins but u still here can't explain that
Cardiologist died of heart attack can't explain that
Dirt goes in your nose green goop comes out you can't explain that
flush toilet you can't explain that
warp drive you can't explain that
ACTUALLY ACTUALLY ACTUALLY ACTUALLY ACTUALLY
I open up my dryer door and it turns off You can't explain that
SEMEN GOES IN      BABY COMES OUT You can't explain that!
NIGGA THUG ON A HORSE?! YOU cant' explain that
Hammer fixes everytihng you can't explain that
if god doesn't exist then why do i beieve in him? you can't explain tha
earth orbits sun in exactly one year you can't explain that
I have a college degree You can't explain that
SOME WEBSITES DIE
UGLY PEOPLE GET LAID
ONCE YOU GO BLACK
Sometimes it's a particle
The broncos are in the playoffs you can't explain that
First Michael jackson was black
O'reilly's mouth opens
black people can be racist but white people cant you cant explain that
Skip class
Repost gets upvoted
You can’t explain that? SHUT UP!
People get old and drive into buildings You can't explain that
Dutch use marijauna and speak 3 languages? not possible!
tired at night
watch ponies
Retard comes in TV
people come on my show even though they know im just going to shout at them you can't explane that
my tires macigally deflate in winter and expand in summer you can't explain that!
aDMIN MAGIC YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
memes you can't explain that
pulling out doesn't work? you can't explain that
water boils you can't explain that
IF TREE FALLS IN FOREST AND FOX ISN'T THERE DOES IT MAKE SOUND?
I have business cards that say I'm a doctor You cant explain that
Group of girls walking. Middle one is the hottest. You can't explain that
Dubstep instruments you cant explain that!
shoot cat
I spawn i die you can't explain that
how do i shot web? you can't explain that
Senior year harder than Junior year you Can't explain that
In goes link. Automatically creates an image in facebook comments. You can't explain that!
you put the ice cube in
Ash sees all the legendaries
SAME NUMBERS GO IN DIFFERENT SUM COMES OUT YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
fap goes in
Magnets You can't explain that.
We came from britain but there are still british people you cant explain that
Cat girl posts
explanations you can't explain them
No one uses this meme anymore you can't explain that
I'm not always a peice of shit
YOU RESTART YOUR COMPUTER AND THE INTERNET'S STILL THERE YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
PINEAPPLE ON A PIZZA  YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
THE FACT I AM STILL EMPLOYED YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
the sun is shining but it's raining you can't explain that
i put the 'ass' in 'assertive'
my brain You can’t explain that
my soul You can’t explain that
God. You can't explain that. So that proves a more powerful god made this god
ONE CAN'T REACH THE RAINBOW  YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
i selected one day shipping from china. it came the next day. you can't explain that.
people listen to me you can't explain that
150 Pokemon
eat blue
mitt romney has supporters you can't explain that
300 employees working at walmart
okay when you say ice cream do you mean ice cream? or do you mean icey cream
harry potter died twice and still killed voldemort witchery!!!
bacterial flagellum can't explain that
I just jizzed my pants You can't explain that!
laminin is shaped like a cross? you can't explain that!
RECHARGEABLE BATTERIES yOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
rome paired with Bieksa you can't explain that
source code goes in
Two turtles taped together invincible you can't explain that
Girl carries a purse and a backpack you can't explain that
Tebow throws for 3:16 yds you can't explain that!
240p takes 5 minutes to load 720p loads instantly
I YELL loudly when wrong Wins arguement
einstein field equations i can explain that
FISH BREATHING UNDERWATER WITHOUT GOD.  You can't explain that.
Tebow.  3-16 after 3 quarters.  21-40 by end of game You can't Explain that
electricity goes in
PREGNANCY? you cant EXPLAIN that
SPIDERS HAVE EIGHT LEGS You can't explain that
I EATS BABIES CAN'T STOP ME
Jump off 100 ft drop in skyrim take no damage. Jump off 20 foot drop in skyrim and die. You Can't Explain that
women you cant explain that
gays decrease population population is rising
Mouth opens up
MAKING METH INSIDE WALMART YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
JUSTIN BIEBER IS STRAIGHT YOU CANT EXPLAIN THAT
how america is run YOU can't explain that
Bread goes in
Doesn't Believe in santa
guns don't kill people atheists kill people
a girl that likes memes? you can't explain that
winner: dark souls you can't explain that
Stokes' theorem You can't explain that
Dr. dorn pushes on my arm and my thyroid is now perfect you can't explain that!
10 socks go in
Eat a magic bean
HITLER WAS A GREAT GUY BECAUSE HE KILLED HITLER can't explain that!
non german people that are able to speak german you can't explain that
Go to bed
The more 'special brownies' you eat
Fall asleep in living room
I EXIST YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
The hand up the crotch
Magic Mesh closes by itself You cant explain that!
smart people move to ithaca YOU can't explain that
LEFT FOOT GOES IN
LEFT FOOT GOES IN
bIRDS fly SOUTH IN WINTER
text goes in
Most rich people are white you can't explain that
Sexy Brazillian singer makes song about programming You can't explain that!!!
gets pwned by jon stewart and still claims victory you cant explain that
You put socks in the wash
None of my guests get a word in edgewise you can't explain that
FAIR AND BALANCED you can't explain that
SOME ib STUDENTS HAVE LIVES YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
INVALID TIME STAMPS YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
the aggies joined the sec you can't explain that
Interest rates on bonds of different maturities move together over time. Segmented markets Theory can't explain that.
Cosplayers You can't explain that
pokecenter heals pokemon you can't explain that
Child goes in
defeat ganondorf in the future
I've seen shit that can not be explained
I  bring on Liberal to yell at I don't have conservative bias
NEUTRINOS YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
gives idiots someone to admire
speedy thing goes in
You poor water on clear Kool Aid powder
None of us have dates You can't explain that
I'm in love with her You can't explain that
why's the bird the word? you cant't explain that!
gandhi fasted for 3 weeks you cant explain that!
you cant explain that!
Teams up and loses you can't explain that
BKP goes in djent comes out you can't explain that!
New Mod Standards Are these them Deathcon?
VERTICES go in fragments come out cant explain that
wife knew i wanted tacos you can't explain that
Magnets. you can't explain how they work.
So... You can walk on water really?
casts itch you cant explain that
my chin looks like a ballsack YOu can't explain that.
open back door. dog runs in
They call him a Christian...  BECAUSE HE SAYS  HE IS? C'mon!
Jesus backwards is sausage can't explain that.
imaginary argument? You can't explain that!
sheriff mcallister banged lorelei martins you can't explain that
Sips is the best of the Yogscast You can't explain that
undertaker loses to a part-timer at wrestlemania you can't explain that
dora the explorer hasn't been deported you can't explain that
WOMEN HAVE VAGINAS YOU CANT EXPLAIN THAT
one direction has fans you cant explain that
I'm SPINNING IN A NO SPIN ZONE YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!
I don't always post on the wrong meme But when I do i start a meme war in the process
oozes come in oozes come out you can't explain that
Perhaps we do it live?
the tea party claims to be christian but kick the poor while they're down you can't explain that
Mike sprenger you can't explain that
people like ryuhei kitamura you can't explain that
he's visible but he's invisible You Can't explain that
you can't explain how birds fly! checkmate atheists!
I can't explain that but you're wrong because you can't explain that
nhs board meeting you proved so much
spell cheak always catches my misspellings you cant ezplaintht
the lint in the dryer filter the color of nothing I own You can't explain that
the lint in the dryer filter is the color of nothing I own You can't explain that
stephen colbert's love of me you can't explain that
2-year-old girl eats pot cookie ... survives You can't explain that
Girls go off to college......they become sluts you can't explain that!
clouds on the outside
Classical mechanics break down at the atomic level you can't explain that
I'm not always a drunk Piece of shit
i'm right and you know it
David guetta top of the polls you can't explain that
Fox News is owned by a liberal You can't explain that!
Fair and balanced you can't explain that
jesus was a cannibal
We believe in god We can't explain that
people bought taylor swift's album you cant explain that
BAMBOO MASS FLOWERING YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
Sion with lifesteal you can't explain that
akii a iun bale ke pa poder hacer se la paja tiene ke buscar lupa y un saca seja jaja
dinosaurs were put in the ground by satan you can't explain that
click the cookie in cookie clicker
Science proved creation wrong
Obama is Kenyan Ted Cruz isn't Canadian
BE CAREFUL gay apocalipse ahead
Take determinent of matrix
Russ smith throws the ball at the hoop and it goes in you can't explain that
the meaning of life you can't explain that
i can explain everything you can't explain that
My imagination you can't explain that
The Primary ATTORNEY FOR THE OVERTURn OF Prop. 8 is A Pro-BUSH Conservative? YOu CAn't ExpLain That
obama is president explain that
The nature of the roots is complex You can't explain that
doesn't make a big deal over leaving money on bill mahr's mom's dresser
You can't explain that
the illuminatti is real? You can't explain that
sun comes up
memes You can’t explain that
quantum entanglement You can’t explain that
Obama Comes
Wrestling goes out
a good lulu? You cant explain that
SEMEN GOES IN
you can't prove god exists therefor he exists! loser atheist
people watch my show you can't explain that
I am still a virgin you can't explain that!
voluntary penile bifurcation can't explain that
Indoctrination theory? You can't explain that
BD plays half a much notes
heartburn from three day old pizza? you can't explain that
failing german
Even when you're mad
Rengar uses Q and then uses another q You can't explain that
Bread goes in
'To play us out' YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
Quality Score You Can't explain that
goes for desire whiteness dropped wilderson 8 on the fw flow
Push Button
we don't all fall up into the sky you can't explain that
Every franchise EA buys turns to crap You can't explain that
siddy c has yet to be killed for any of the controversies he's caused you cant explain that
Kony doesn't like women his age you can't explain that
ASPHALT turns gray in a year you can't EXPLAIN that
Has an entire show dedicated to explaining his beliefs Refuses to let anyone with a differing viewpoint do the same
My meme is popular  you can't explain that
arrow to the knee you can't explain that
santorum is actually winning states you can't explain that
PLASMID DNA UPTAKE BY CELLS? YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!
MIRACLE CURE KILLS FIFTH PATIENT
POlynomials of polynomials You can't explain that
wailord and skitty can breed together you can't explain that
YOU SET A BROOM STRAIGHT UP. IT NEVER FALLS OVER YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
How do zippers work? Can't explain that
Sodium ions goes in potassium ions comes out you can't explain that
Christian Norwegian kills 77 people you can't prove that...he clearly wasn't christian
Parking spaces go down
splash (was very effective) you can't explain that
on /v/ off topic threads get instant replies. On /b/ it would 404 in 2 mins flat you can't explain that
Rick santorum is a presidential contender you can't explain that
More people accepted that are required to live on campus
hot water in bih you can't explain that
Quota time goes in
i took a shit & there was nothing on the toilet paper after i wiped  you can't explain that
In the cup
dodrio can fly you can't explain that
want to print document in black and white; won't print cause color cartridge low  you can't explain that
Trundle is a troll pick you can't explain that
pASSES compulsory course you can't explain that.
Rained every thursday last semester you can't explain that
paper beats rock you can't explain that
USF targeted for funding cuts? You Can't ExPlain that!!
mysterious indian man calls at 3 am you can't explain that
mysterious indian man calls at 3 am you can't explain that
UNIVERSITY SHUTS DOWN DUE TO MEME ADDICTION CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
yellow wine is called white wine because its made of green grapes you cant explain that!
tide goes in
photon goes in electrons come out you can't explain that
i slept with your mom regularly you cant explain that
An acid trip... you can't explain that
SGA Goes in
poor quality food
weather gets warm
Ground floor of rlm is fourth floor you can't explain that
six atoms make an octahedral structure you can't explain that
dragon is super effective against dragon you can't explain that
Mewtwo listed before mew in pokedex... ...you can't explain that
how do magnets work? you can't explain that
a social conservative graduates medical school i cant explain that
when people i agree with do stupid things i cant explain that
stephen colbert is conservative i can explain that
einstein field equation i can explain that
delayed neutron precurser decay constant i can explain that
anyone see lady gaga you cant explain that
justin bieber and rebecca black  you cant explain that
'...I would take the other hand with the falafel thing and I'd just put it on your p***y...'  look it up. i got 'loofa' and 'falafel' mixed up when i was sexually harassing my producer.
Teleprompter is switched on
Mouthwash goes in
evolution? pics or it didn't happen
evolution? pics or it didn't happen
bugs are introduced     and bugs are fixed you can't     explain that
so your telling me
Jesus came to abolish RELIGION ? You can't explain that
There's a banana floating on r/adviceanimals you can't explain that
A dog stays on former master's grave you can't explain that
god exists because i know he does
newt gingrich wanted an open marriage you can't explain that
job is to kick balls straight
evolution? pics or it didn't happen
evolution? pics or it didn't happen
no snow in ballard you can't explain that
Leres is real You can't explain that
aMERICA SPENDS MOST PER STUDENT THAN IN EVERY OTHER COUNTRY. WHILE GETTING THE LOWEST RESULTS  YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT!
TIM TEBOW YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
religion i can explain that
Persians goes in
He hates religion but loves Jesus You can't explain that
Wife Hasn't Divorced me YEt You Can't Explain That
Bottles in this box get recycled? you can't explain that
IRAQ HAD NO WMDS IMPOSSIBLE
You can't explain that
sharks hybridizing to deal with climate change you can't explain that!
Go to bed with socks on
Internet
Merchandise comes in
my shows still on so god must be real
mexican food goes in.  DIARRHEA comes out  you can't explain that
Tooth under pillow
peolple listen to justin biebers music you cant explain that!
I went to Chaminade Dont need to study for freshmen finals
Curved. swords.  you can't explain that
Hitchens is dead
i say crazy things
I WENT TO CHAMINADE THAT MEANS I'M BETTER THAN YOU
I prayed for gravity to leave me alone but it didn't work. imad!
THE  INDEPENDENT Because even harvard needs a tabloid
WATER GOES IN FREEZER
Na'vi have sex with tails
tim tebow wins games you cant explain that
What goes up must come down you can't explain that
money goes in vending machine
WHERE IS KURTO? HARDWORDKING AS ALWAYS
We go to sleep
bounty can soak up more than the leading brand you can't explain that
JONAH LIKES BEN ROETHLISBERGER BUT HE SUCKS you cant explain that
You Listened to Freeberg!? Pinhead.
Ron Paul not getting more support You can't explain that
Fischer became a police officer You can't explain that
THANKs FOR GIVING? YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
Black people are good at sports you can't explain that
TOMATOES ARE A FRUIT
let me get this straight the american flag is really a symbol of a bloody cattle fence keeping us enslaved to the stars of central banking?
you work and you don't get paid you can't explain that
Yoshi is a male dinosaur that lays eggs Explain that atheists
there are people out there that disagree with me  you can't explain that
monday-morning quarterback the police you can't explain that
BIshu's immortals come in
Bunch of netizens create MAG-NET You can't explain that
If god didn't exist how'd i get famous?
GOT THE MEDIAN WRONG BUT THE LOWER QUARTILE RIGHT YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
xan is an actor. you can't explain that.
the spanish line is full of sluts you can't explain that
Balphagore turns corpses into living creatures you can't explain that!
Maicon always scores against us You can't explain that
cold food goes in microwave hot food comes out you cant explain that
You can't explain that
Multitasking while on reddit? You can't explain that
Lose to minnesota
a woman gives roadhead while shes driving you cant explain that
I figured as much but posted fry anyway. You Can't explain that.
Super Smash Bros went in
WINNER: DARK SOULS YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
Yield curves almost always slope upward expectations theory can't explain that.
Magikarp turns into gyarados you can't explain that
DON'T UNDERSTAND 90% OF WHAT THIS GUYS SAYING BUT HE'S STILL BETTER THEN ONE DIRECTION
OMG  THOSE ARE MY FAVORITE SHORTS
Still a better love story  then twilight
MEANWHILE IN KOREA...
dat ass
no!!! thats the wrong technique for yoga
YOU JUST FARTED ON ME!!!
can't understand 90% of his song still better than Justin beiber
in korea rappers are terrified by booty
Open condom Star!!
420
I HAVE SO MUCH DIARRHEA
oh shit! Broken condom style!
I said I only do it Condom style
i love butt!
AYYYYYY
STOP FARTING
op op op op oppa paedophile
In real life
FUUUCK I SHIT MYSELF AGAIN
Imagine an ass drinking dasani


Playoffs BABY LETS do this
That Asssss!
omg u got plastic ass surgery
IT'S TIME TO CELEBRATE GANGNAM STYLE
harlem shake whyyyyyyyyyyyy??
I keep yelling at buttox Y nothing happen?
that moment when you realize you will never have that ass
YOU CANT UNDERSTAND 90% OF WHAT HE IS SAYING BUT HE IS STILL BETTER THAN ONE DIRECTION
DAT ASS KEEPS STARING AHHHHHH!!
i came and started farting
DAT... ASS
IMMA YELL AT YO ASS
Open Ganga Style
GOES TO A COLLEGE PARTY GETS LAID
while listening to gangnam style You think you hear 'tu saala hai' MLID
HEY!!!!! GET OUTTA MY SEAT!!! MAYBE I SHOULD DO SOME GANGMAN STYLE WILE I WAIT
WHY DID I SWITCH TO VIRGIN MEDIA WHYYYYY
you must construct additional pylons! gangnam style!
she just shat in my face
im chucking on the girls asses boduken
in korea rappers are terrified by booty m82 will change that
IM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE
WOOPA  GANGNAM STYLE

oMG! bIG BOOTY BITCHES
Dat Ass got me one billion hits
I'M LOOKING AT YOUR ASS!
OH MAH GOD THAT'S A SEXY LADY...
NOM NOM! battenburg ASS!
kol youm 7ob yzid 3mel west el galb 3id
MARCOOO..!!! VENI VEE..!!!
PSY'S REACTION  *FIRST ASS HE EVER SAW*
why you not even  say 'preeeeeease'???
Ching chong Chang chung
IF YOU LOOK CLOSELY I'M JUST 'Y U NO' BUT SCREAMING AT A BUTT WITH SHADES IN HIGH DEF
THOSE SHORTS... ARE WHAT REALLY MADE THE VIDEO GO VIRAL
ASS Everywhere
ASSSSSSS
FINALLY! today it's payday!
Jesus Crust She farted!
Omg it's pop-pop's birthday
OH MY GOD! SHE FARTED!
Ass? Tasty!
WHY!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU HAVE A NICE ASS
I'M A PEAVET
AAAAAH! YOU FARTED!
LUKE BROOKS AT NONNA'S BIRTHDAY
why you wanna break my bars?!
gangamstyle  you hera
DAMNNNN!! THATS A NICE COLOR ON YOU
y fine ass
OPPA GANGNAM STYLE LIKE SI VISTE EL VIDEO
YEEEEEEEEEEE A PENNY
BIG BUTT O MY GANGAM STYLE
I have found treasure Now hOw to get it to my room
RU VOU TE ENCOUCHAR

I WANT SEXY GIRLS VERY SEXY
HOLY SHIT NICE  ASS
OMFG!! I LEFT MY PHONE AT HOME!!

THIS JACKET IS SO DAMN ITCHY!!!!!!
قحبة ستايل
Fantasy football style!
LOOK AT THAT HAIR

I said matching  outfits!!! .
op op op op op oppa pedofile hey sexy children op op op op op oppa pedofile
Yo lady ! Why You have toilet paper hanging out crack of ass ?
WOAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THERES A PENNY ON THE GROUND!
Upa Gangn... Oh
JUVENTUS
ass y u no big?
OPEN CONDOM STYLE  YUP YUP YUP YUP
ivy doomkitty&#180;s ass!!!!
heeey sexy lady have you seen my car
you call that a push-up!!!!!
GIVE MEEEE BUMMMMMMM
Y u fart no give warning!!!
Time to fuuuuuuuuck!
NGNAAAAAA
this butt... this butt is the butt of awesomeness
OMG! WHERE DID YOU BUY THEM SHORTS?
MY BURRITO!!!!!!
YOU FRICKING FARTED ON ME!
W
OMG BIG BOOTY?
WOW LOOK AT THAT

I LOVE YA BOOTY
WHOOP EM GANGNAM STYLE
Drop the weight you fat gook!
NICE BUTTAX I WANT ONE
Ohh nooo I forgot to ask my parents permision
THE REASON WHY FUTURE MUSIC.... WON'T SELL OUT!
I SEE BOOOOBIES
OPPPP OFF MY TOE PLZ
open condom store
i hate blue shorties im going to shred them with my teeth
WHAT THE H #*%€% ARE YOU USING MY SHORT?
Aargh..JB!! Stop Singing You Ass
OPA GAMNAM STYLE SEXY LADY
op op op op oppa GANGNAM STYLE
MineCraft Style? WHAT THE HELL!
LIKE TO GANGNAM STYLE

HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SEXY LADY!
OPPA  GANGNAM STYLE
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I'M GAY
THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU WALK ON STREET AND YOU HEAR MUSIC RANDOM DANCING
Holy shit!!! I can see my house from here!!!
YOU HAVE A FLY ON UR BUM
OMFG! Y Y! Didn't i name it Doggy
OPPA IVETTE  STIJL
so who's doing it Fit Thursday Style?
CRAP MY PANTS LUMPY
GANGNAM STYLE WHAT A LOAD OF SHITE

WOW LOOK AT THAT ASS
Google Glasses Makes me look like an ass When i'm commanding 'caps lock'
if i yell loud enough maybe she will turn around
M&#205;RAME SOY TAN SEXY
THAT'S THE WRONG MOVE!!! GET IT RIGHT!!!
op op op op oppa paedofile
MY LIFE SUCKS POPSICLES MADE OF VEGEMITE!!!
Woop Woop woop woop pe dance routine
OMG that fat ass broken comdom style
OMG THE COLOURS!!!
DAAAAAA MY EYES HER BUM BURN MY EYES
WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS TABLE?
you do know i'm a proctologist
Hey sexy lady Broken condom style!
WHAT THE HELL  SHE FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY
OH GOD
OI
Hey!! hope riley  Have a gangnam style birthday!!
ASSSSSSSSSS
y u no see I rip off of Y u No?
I am yelling up yr butt
heeelllloooo!!!!! bbuuuutttttssss!!!! i'm gangam!!!!!!!!!
HEY SEXY LADY WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP GANGNAM STYLE
I reported the old page
ОП? В Г?В?О СТ?Л
OOP!!! COCO CABANA STYLE  BY: LEO TU?A
HEYYYYYYYY SEXY HORSEY
HEYYYYYYYY SEXY LADYYYY
Oppa gangnam style
Oppa Chan-nam style
The face you make when you see a girl bend over with an Ass so phat in dem jeans.
still better than justin bieber.
we dont understand 90% of what he  says but he still better than justin bieber
PSy says Frank
i didn't see this coming from you of all people merlin!!1!!!1
OOO SEX BUT AND SEXABBS
NEISHXJQOAOPQKENCNWIANNWKANCHWKANXKFLWLXJRBWKANSNDNFKELNZNW EYY SEXY LADYYYY
Vill spela biljard Uppbokat i 3 veckor..
HO&#192;NG ANH ?ẸP ZAI
EEEEE SEXI LADY  OP OP OP OP OPPA GAN GNAM STYLE
OH THATS WHERE I LOST MY IPOD
POEM
HEYYYY CHIPS AND  GRAVY!!
HI I'M  MIKE
HEYYY CHIPS AND GRAVY
Look at that fabric!
YOUR FACE!
BROKEN CONDOM STYLE
NICE ASS  (RAPIST)
those pants are made in korea
CEEP CALM AND... OPPA GANGNAM STYLE
scream at yoga asses achievement unlocked
Dat  Ass
OMG SHE HAS BALLS
OH MY GOD LOOK AT THAT YOGA MAT
ОП ОП ОП  ОП? ВЛ?ДИК?В
YOLO
THAT'S SOME JUICY ASS
Damn girl Shave that bush!
WHOP WHOP WHOP  GAYBO STYLE!!
Noooooo! That's not how you squat
AHHHHHHHHH MY BALLS!!!!!!
I DONT LOOK AT GIRLS BUT WHEN I DO I GO INSANE
I DONT ALWAYS GET EXCITED BUT WHEN I DO...
HOW DID YOU ESCAPE FROM MY bINDER?!
The akward moment when u realise that  This song is on the mlb games
VEZ SU VIDEO LA PRIMERA VEZ NO TE GUSTA Y NO SABES PORQUE LO VUELVES A ESCUCHAR
DAT ASS
NOOO  NODDLES
WHEN THE FIT TEACHER BENDS OVER IN CLASS
i see a ring nnnnnoooooo
Johnnyyy!!! are you down there?!
Better than the iphone
OP OP OP OP OP... OPA GANGNAM STYLE
EYYYYY SEXY LADY OP~OP~OP OPPAN GANGNAM STYLE!
DAT ASS IS TOO POWERFUL
Still a better Dancer Than Bristol Palin.
Doggy STYLE? Y U NO GANGNAM STYLE?
HEY SEXY LADY
escribe @A @C @T @M @J @l @G los que te salgan tienen que bailar gangnam style contigo
LEKKAAAAAAAH!
YEAH!!!!' SEXY LADY
DAT ASS
death match? time to mate.
NOOOOOO RICE
PAPRIKA STYLE!!!! AYYYYYY SEMINOLES! VOTE! VOTE! Vote VOTE!
Not sure if gangnam style or guy from hangover
Happy birthday viv! oppa gangnam style!
eeeeeeeeeeehhhhh sexy lady's ass
hey! sexy lady! i love you long time
yo Thijsje oppa gangman style
Lube? le me eat!
AAAAHHHHH! CANT GET SONG OF HEAD
DAT  ASS!
.
surprise Butt scream
DDDAAAMMMNNN!! GIRL!!
FUS RO DAH
A guy who one-shots his coffee before it even cools down gangnam style
Ass level: Asians
DAMN  THAT ASS IS FAT.
Startup Semester oopa Gangnam style!
usen bien el meme gringos de mierda
learn to use the meme damn gringos!
Herp Derp
QUIEN DIJO QUE CAGARLE LA VIDA A ESTE PENDEJO ES MALO  ES BKN!
Who said that kissing your mom is bad? It's cool!
Y quien dijo que sacarse las costillas pa chuparse el pico es malo es bacan!
Who said killingg this meme is bad? It's great
Quien dijo que postergar es malo es bkn!
Who said that using a meme incorrectly is a bad thing? It's awesome!
quien dijo que masturbarse era malo es bakan
quien dijo que pasar el cumplea&#241;os solo es malo?            es bakan
Quien dijo que mirar lo pecho era malo ? Es bkn
Quien dijo que ser emcapuchado es malo  es bak&#225;n!
who said that not giving the right use to this meme is wrong? it's cool!
Who said trolling is wrong? it's cool!
quien dijo que despertar abajo de la cama es malo Es Bkn!
QUIEN DIJO QUE ACOMODARSE LAS WEAS EN PUBLICO ES MALO? ES BAK&#193;n!
QUIEN DIJO QUE FUMAR MARIHUANA ES MALO?  ES BKN!
quien dijo Que jugar con lulo en el fh? es malo? es BKN !!!
quen dijo que esta pagina es mala es bkn
quien dijo que matar memes es malo? es bakan!
puto meme que aspira ES BAKAN!!!
Quien dijo que adulterar votos era malo?    es bakan
quien dijo que tener cancer era malo es bacan
quien dijo q pegarle a tu hermano chico es maol es bkn!!
Now this is taking it too far
Si Gringos. It's BACON!!
who said spam is wrong? it's cool!
USEN BIEN EL MEME GRINGOS IDIOTAS
Who said that bad use the meme is bad? Is bakan!
stupid americans use either the meme
Who said that speaking in English is bad? is cool
quien dijo que tocer sangre el malo?? es bkn po !
quien dijo que vivir sin internet es malo?  es bakan
quien  diijo que cagar en la calle es malo ? es bak&#225;n
who said that using a meme that u don't know how to use is bad? it's cool!
The reason why condoms are awesome
My dad should have worn a condom
quien dijo que si tu pap&#225; te viola es malo ? es bakan !
quien dijo que una mina te agarre pa webeo es malo ? es bakan
qUIEN DIJO QUE SER CABEZON ES MALO  es BKN
quien dijo que escuchar a  marck anthony es malo es bakan
TEEHEE
boobs......  on the interent?!
ITT MINDENKI M&#193;SNAPOS? ITT? MINDENKI !
MI&#201;RT ESIK ?
M&#201;RT ESIK ?
god exists if only in the form of a meme with high survival value
i'm just saying
Aprendan a usar el meme Gringos de mierda es bakan
QUIEN DIJO QUE TOMAR UN LUNES ES MALO... ES BAKAN !!!!!
spanish text
y porque?
potatoe
what this 'beggin' strips'? es bacon
who said that checking your girlfriend's sister out is bad? it's bacan!
YARRRRR DUDE YARRRR
SORRY
I dont have frieNds
i'm a virgin but at least i get more sex than greg zins
I tried to say no... but sawyers finger went in anyway :(
What tank to buy to make credits? i sold my lowe so i got a million to spend
ASKED GIRL OUT YOLO
Quien dijo que dejar a tu polola es fome?  Es bkn
ooooooooooh i messed up
geeee  wilykers
I KNow all about guns because i play cod
alex? i know all about her i know all about her she was with me behind a dumpster
Y quien dice que ser awenado es malo Es bakan
Quien dijo que te pillen pajiandote es malo? Es bakan!!
Oue Cesar... Mira mi baile !
Frankie biggs? oh yeah
Must be someone's birthday 'Cuz I just sharted
MY NAME IS RYAN GANNON AND I HATE CHEESE
usar bien este meme IS GREAT!
quien dijo que te violen en el colegio es malo? es BKN
kire biscuit khas... boyamer dhakuni lagaisos??
Need a babysitter? Call Joseph Kony at 1-800-6969
QUEN DIJO QUE COMER EN EL CASINO ES MALO? ES BAKAN!!!
QUIEN DIJO Q EL CASINO ES BAKAN? ES MALO!!!
Revise for english? ..Sure...
GOES TO STANTON WEARS MIDDLE SCHOOL HOODIE
who said that be gringo is bad? it's la raja
who says using wrongly this meme it's  bad it's cool
awwww chanel
do you wanna know why i am 'es bakans' just search 'quien dijo que es malo es bacan' on youtube
no weed? resin
Quien dijo que la KA&#209;A es mala  ES BAKAN
Quien dice que colgar al perro de los cocos es malo? Es bac&#225;n
WATCHES AN AFC/NFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME FOR THE FIRST TIME IVE BEEN A FAN since 4th Grade!
Who said that speaking in English is bad? is cool
quien dijo que ser un meme es malo? es bkn
quien dijo que hacerle bullyng al ghost es malo es bakan!
quien dijo que andar en sus dias es malo? es bacan
quen dijo que escribir asi en facebook dbjdjasdasda es malo es bakan
who said that writing in English is bad? IS cool!!
My DAD forgot to use a condom Is Mexican
bored masturbate
THIS MEME IS CHILEAN! ;p
WHO SAID THAT SUCKING DICKS IS BAD? IT'S BAC&#193;N!
Hey guys
quien dijo que tirarse un peo y olerlo en malo? es bakan!
quien dijo que perder en puntito rojo es malo .. ES bacaaan!
quien dijo que tener 100 srs es malo? es bacan
quien dijo que sentirse emocionado por nuevas tematicas gay que vienen de artista de dudosa reputacion es malo es bakan!!!
Quien dijo que perder 4-1 es malo? es bkn!
quien dijo que jaidefinichon era malo es bakan
who said that not using condom is bad? es bakan
MY computer is so awesome play's minecraft on tiny
qien dice qe abusar de este meme es malo? es bakan
Just before you die
Even more hipsters are going to﻿ use Apple products NOW THAT I'm UNDERGROUND
Steve Jobs won't get into heaven HE CAN'T GET PAST GATES.
they'll love the iphone 4s i bet my life on it
died to increase sympathy sales for the iphone 4s marketing genius from beyond the grave
Cloud storage now supported
an apple a day keeps the doctor away ...
finds out he's number 160 on memegenerator dies to make himself number 70
RIP STEVE you were good at making shiny things for stupid people
His Funeral is next week he'll be reburied every six months in a slightly shinier coffin.
HIPSTERS LIKE me even more now that i'm underground
They Took Our Jobs R.I.P. 2011/10/05
LIFE DID NOT FLASH BEFORE MY EYES APPLE DOESN'T SUPPORT FLASH
Spends his entire life creating system immune to viruses gets cancer
WHAT DOES AMERICA AND APPLE HAVE IN COMMON THEY HAVE NO JOBS
Dies Re-releases himself as the steve jobs-s
He didn't die.  HE WENT TO GO SET UP THE ICLOUD
iphone 6.. .. feet under
Acquire currency disregard pancreas
steve Jobs? NOPE! it's chuck testa
Pancreatic Cancer (PC) killed me
Occupy wall street  mourn the loss of a CORPORATE overlord
use windows get virus use osx get cancer
Funeral arrangement? there's an app for that
COULDN'T DIAL 911 IT REQUIRES MORE THAN ONE BUTTON
I revolutionized the world by introducing overpriced versions of things that already existed
a cheap iphone? over my dead body
do you know the difference between Steve Jobs and Steve Jobs Jokes? Some day Steve Jobs Jokes will get old...
they're calling it the iphone 4-s? over my dead body
Faked Death secretly working at microsoft
They'll love the new iphone 4s I bet my life on it
'FLASH IS DEAD' DIES BEFORE FLASH
we've got a new product today its a bigger version of the old product.
No iPhone 5? Lol rage quit
iphone
One thing was Certain There was no windows in that coffin
Used advanced task killer on my droid to kill all jobs didnt mean it literally
an apple a day keeps the... nevermind.
Dont apply at apple There's no more jobs
Netbooks are 'useless and inexpensive'. Makes ipad: fixed the 'Inexpensive' part
i heard that apple guy died. r.i.p isaac newton.
the cost of the iphone 5? your first born child
Fights System Then Sues Competition
life didn't flash before my eyes apple doesn't support flash
Digital Messiah reboot in 3 days?
add me to the list of jobs lost during obama's presidency
Steve jobs lays to rest in the church
Unemployed americans need jobs? I am jobs.
I DECLARE THEE JOBLESS..
the officer wanted me to take a breathalizer he said 'blow jobs'
I specifically asked for windows in my coffin
4th quarter jobs loss not obama's fault
CANCER DEEEY TERK UR JEEERBS
Steve jobs? nope. chuck testa
HELL IS HOT LIKE THE BOTTOM OF  MY LAPTOP
when you've got a good idea make china build it
im dead deal with it
the next big thing humancentipad
Government shutdown? It's probably running on windows
I died from PC pancreatic cancer
Jailbreak Liver Pay the Price
unix with glossy icons WORLD'S MOST ADVANCED OPERATING SYSTEM
reports of my death are greatly accurate
iretired then.... idied
can now throw lightning bolts at people who criticize iphone
When life gives you lemons Send them back and tell life to get you. Some appleS
im heading home to visit my father jesus has to move to bottom bunk
PC FAN SZ: 'MAY HE REST IN PEACE..'
Listening on ipod Highway to hell
when i died
i m not dead my name is siri now
i was alive before it got cool
will be exhumed approximately every 6 months when coffin is upgraded to a newer version
IPOD NANO MINI WITH RETINA DISPLAY
disregard iphone acquire dsi
Silly Obama We wanted more jobs
this changes everything for the last time
kthnxbai
America ... can't offord to loose anymore jobs.
No iphone 5 this year? what other way can i boost the sales..
It's not Apple's problem if someone else can fix it
Steve Jobs didn't see his life flash before his eyes.  APPLE PRODUCTS DON'T SUPPORT FLASH..
don't hold me like that! signal lost
'respect meme' R.I.P. 2011/10/05
I had an app for everything except for this
Hes in the ICloud now READING ALL YOUR SHIT
my dying wish bury me with lisa
that what doesn't kill me makes me stronger Cancer Doesn't make me stronger
I PHONE COST $75 YOU PAY $700 SEEMS FAIR
use windows get virus use os x get cancer
brb Rebooting
you wANTED A WORKING IPHONE NOPE.
iphone 5 is $800... identical to iphone 4
Died before launch of iphone 5 good for him
If it ain't broke I redesign and sell for a higher price
introducing iphone 6 jk
Flash life before eyes? flash not Supported
DOCTORS TRIED EVERYTHING EVEN RESTART IN DFU MODE
MY LIFE DIDN'T FLASH BEFORE MY EYES aPPLE DOESN'T SUPPORT FLASH
'steve jobs says' NOTHIN
Ipod
my life didnt flash before my eyes because apple doesn't support flash
few changes
I can't go on with this demonstration there's no wi-fi here
An apple a day.. ..doesn't keep the doctor away
knock knock. Who's There? Not me
They'll love the 4s I bet my life on it
revolutionizes the world with slightly larger screen
I'm dead you're welcome
made billons in technology put all hope for survival in natural remedies
Who invented Circles? I did.
Don't quit your day JOBS
32GB of RAM 32bit OS
my name is  not steve blowjobs
its the perfect plan! come up with a new gadget come out with new virsion every year with little to no changes! profit for me a loss for others
Those glasses look like mine INJUNCTION!
ONE APPLE A DAY KEEP THE DOCT.. OH...
used to be famous for apple
macs don't get viruses Flashback botnet-600
steve jobs
DON'T SUPPORT FLASH CLOTHES ALWAYS ON
2 Dollar tip from Billionare waiter gets mad.              1st world problems
CLOUD COMPUTING I TAKES IT LITERAL
i had a  fruit company
America and apple have 1 thing in common they have no jobs.
I'm beta testing a new apple product I-casket 1.0
FINALLY
an apple a day doesn't keep pancreatic cancer away
just smoked a fatty with pac
no more jobs blowjobs
apple is working on an app that will restart me
dear leader has died Advertise our products on his memorial
So if i die i get a meme too?
an apple a day keeps the doctor away ...not!
Just before you die
an apple a day ... ... does f**k all for pancreatic cancer
RESURRECTION? There's an app for that. That's the iPhone. Solving life's dilemma one app at a time
CLAIMS FLASH IS DEAD DIES BEFORE FLASH
Funeral arrangement? There's an app for that
jobs lost in economic downswing
iDied
R.I.P ~[EPG]~Steve 1955-2011
STEVE JOBS IS DEAD? BETTER GOOGLE WHO HE IS
Steve Jobs 1955 - 2011 iSad
stay young
APPLE CUTS JOBS
An apple a day causes cancer
Should i get Cremated? Or  Blackburied?
CLAIMS FLASH IS DEAD DIES BEFORE FLASH
R.I.P STEVE JOBS 1955-2011
Step 1: Die for sympathy sales step 2: profit!!!
Passes Away Enacts ApPLE prodcuts killswitch
THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!
dies resurrects as steve jobs-s
idead
Bribed doctors to CUT IN LINE TO GET A KIDNEY DIES OF CANCER
Optical drives? that's why we have itunes
Looks like an Apple a day didn't keep the doctor away
so long! bitches!
reveal iphone 4s ITS so bad steve jobs dies 1 day later
jobs dies
needs a defibulator doesn't support flash
I DESINGED THE COMFIEST CHAIR IN THE WORLD THE iAMFAT
resurRection!
DEAD
microsoft kill yourself
uses dirt cheap
finds out he's not really the antichrist dies to protect the secret
Justin bieber like iphone 4s who is justin bieber?
an apple a day apparently doesn't do shit for cancer.
I pick the most unpopular meme on meme generator He dies again.
Dumb ASSES USe the iphone... like me
IPhone 6 Now with Infrarot
i had cancer
i've been screaming ideas from the grave can't you hear me?!
Steve Jobs says Chinese slaves should work 25 hours a day
HoZ The~Nab
A good apple product? Not even over my Dead body
figures out how to divide by zero dies before he can tell anyone
Null?? Mejor NIl!
Let's copy android and call it apple.
THE APPLE IS THE FORBIDDEN FRUIT
Believe me it works
Screw Face jobs Steve Jobs baby!
What do you really mean when you tell your employees that their work is Shit Well
aapl under $400???? NOOOOOO!!!!
28 and no crash? You must be a Mac
i'm dead
I'll just go update my samsung
for a moment i thought you were bill gates
keep up the good work microsoft
logan is gay  ha i know
Please Help you find molly? We have an app for that
Even in death I take your money
Smaller than a ipad but bigger than an ipod genius
I love you that accomplishment will cost you $1.299
I love you that accomplishment will cost you $1.299
Since i died has apple made some 'BAD'Misstakes
Why make an ipad mini isn't ipad mini an ipod?
Once you go Mac you never go back
lol pc i ma be dead but.... im still making more money
I see ur a friend of steve's Good job sis
Why did steve jobs die? because god loves good quality products
Whati if i told you that i called the lawyers?
trust me wealth does buy you health
Q: What would steve jobs be doing right now if he were alive? A: clawing at the lid of his coffin.
IPAD MINI???? DAFUQ IS THAT??
IPAD MINI? REALLY? DOES IT COME WITH WINGS?
IPAD MINI WHAT THE F#%K
Steve jobs says nothing I'm dead
STAY hungry
What iphone 5?! But but it 6th gen Things really go to shit when You die
STEVE JOBS: MASTER OF CONFUSION SCROLLING DOWN IS TOO HARD
Shameless money grabbing scumbag
macs pc hardware with unix gui
i'm dead for iphone 4s I can die once
it's 2
CULT LEADER SEES NO NEED TO CONNECT ANYTHING TO IPAD.
makes new product
YOU MISSED ME? THERE IS AN APP FOR THAT
And my dating friend always said...
THE NEW IPHONE 5  IS A PIECE OF RUBBISH
STUFF APPLE I'M GOING MAC
nothing you idiots Dr Jobs is dead
Steve Jobs says: i like mr. jolly too
moth due to release full album? ...delete
In heaven we already got our nexus 7
You want to run Mechwarrior online on your mac? Don't be absurd.  you already have megamek.
Couldn't get service on iphone 3?  Puts antenna on side of iphone 4
Even in his dying days... Pc still got to him.
CONGRATULATIONs You are hiv POSITIVE
Just brought out a new product The i-Dead
You named it what?! You realize thats confusing right?
STILL GETTING MONEY AFTER HE DIES!
UP DESIGN SUCKS
WANT A GIRLFRIEND WITH BIGGER BOOBS?  THERE'S an app for that
remember the time when i said that death is the best invention? well i take it back
Stay hungry? Stay Foolish? now i'm fat
my products are top selling. let's make 4 versions of everything e sell.
1 JOB... 2 JOBS...           3 JOBS... steve jobs
i took the idea from.... bill gates
I'm so underground I'm dead
gets pancreatic cancer invents the Idontgiveashit
cancer cure? now only $99
Not cancer I only needed a new battery
I USED TO BE AN ADVENTURER LIKE YOU BUT I HATE WILHELM TELL
RIP RESUErRECTION IN PROCES
had those hippies at touch screen
I COULD MURDER AN ICE CREAM SANDWICH
YOU HAVE A ZUNE? DUMBASS.
get an iphone touch became homeless right now
7 inch tablets are doa Oops.. I DIED
steve jobs taught america how to fight in a war you start with a poorly functioning iraq
Ti ricordi quando eravamo poveri? Ahahahah
Ipad will make the PC Obsolete Need a PC to activate
WAS GONNA DESTROY ANDROID ... but died
iphone is me me
IM WYATT AND KILLING AFGHANS WAS MY IDEA
Revolutionized Slavery
when i die Sue all the people
OS X Mountain Lion Introduced Still releasing os x updates from beyond the grave
Steve job dies
dont apply at apple there's no more jobs
so your movies storyline is a dog that has superpowers
I'm dead go buy an ipad
gtfo! MAC > BOOBS
Now for my latest product I Dead
gotta a new app revives the dead
Steals linux cancer
found you a woman who will do everything for you now Her name is siri
an apple a day made jobs go away
won't be revived in future hates android
heavens great! hitlers here! there is also kool-aid
advertises Quality is expensive Apple shit breaks if u sneeze
Steve Jobs Says Goodbye
pancreatic cancer? there's not an app for that...
when i was dieing life didnt flash because apple doesnt support flash
few changes
TOO SOON? Nah.
Do a new product change the color of the last one
Robbed everyone Blind with apple products Shit was so cache
dont know what to wear on royalty night doesn't matter. im dead lol
take a photo from your ipad without flash
live as dictator die as god
MASTURBATING DECREASES CHANCES OF PROSTATE CANCER? SHOULD HAVE PLAYED WITH MY iTouch
APPLE DOESNT SUPPORT FLASH MY LIFE HTML5'D BEFORE MY EYES
Frozen lips On top of carrots
Loans money To a bank
eat vegan Cure cancer
After all I have to admit iDIE was not a good invention
One apple a day makes the cancer go away
I was gonna jump a chair but then i got cancer
those crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones that do.
I HATE APPLE THREW IT OUT OF WINDOW
Theres an app for that.
*GURGLEGURGLE* BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP...
Amazing
Marketing strategy RESSURECTion For launch of iphone 5
AMERICA IS FAILING. BAD ECONOMY. LOSING JOBS.
pancreatic cancer pc
Steal other people's tech
Divide by zero? There's an App for that
i'm on icloud
ipod
I'm dead. Get over it.
pancreas needs  upgrade 8 MP camera
AN APPLE A DAY KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY
what dose steve jobs and firewier have in common  WE'RE both dead
SELLS SOUL TO DEVIL BECOMES SIRI
ALTHOUGH STEVE IS DEAD AT LEAST HE GOT THE JOBS DONE
Dies and goes to heaven Activates Icloud
Don't Worry about me Worry about apple
RIP GADDAFI 1968-2010
Nexus Prime DISAPPOINTING you? My Soul was all it took
'FLASH IS DEAD'              STEVE JOBS
WINNER: DARK SOULS
downloading updates bricked
Sometimes life is gonna hit you with a brick in the head Dont lose faith
Yeah - I dIED!! to bad my evil minions are still here to carry out my evil plans
An apple a day keeps the doctor aWay  error
too good for other memes? try being too good for life!
you know what they say to the cloud
Introduces new project dies
They took our jobs!
UDEAD IRIP
i'm selling iphones in heaven
aplle haz everything exept jobs
In loving memory of this guy apple idied
God said that my body should be used to built an android
this is gonna be a killer application ...Hnnnnnnggg!
